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BLACKWOOD'S 


MAGAZINE. 


VOL.  XXXI. 


JANUARY— JUNE, 


WILLIAM  BLACKWOOD,  EDINBURGH; 


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T.  CADELL,  STRAND,  LONDON. 


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EDINBURGH  MAGAZINE. 


No.  CLXXXIX.          JANUARY,  1832.  VOL.  XXXI. 


REMOTE  CAUSES  OF  THE  REFORM  PASSION.  No.  I.  ...  1 

INTERCEPTED  LETTERS  FROM  A  ROMAN  CATHOLIC  CLERGYMAN  RESIDING 

IN  IRELAND,  TO  A  FRIEND  IN  ROME,  .  ....  19 

THE  BRACELETS.  A  SKETCH  FROM  THE  GERMAN,  .  .  39 

THE  TRAVELLER  IN  SPITE  OF  HIMSELF,  ....  53 

STATE  OF  PUBLIC  FEELING  IN  SCOTLAND, 65 

PROTESTANT  AFFAIRS  IN  IRELAND,  .  '.  77 

THE  PREMIER  AND  HIS  WIFE.  A  STORY  OF  THE  GREAT  WORLD,  .  91 

ON  PARLIAMENTARY  REFORM  AND  THE  FRENCH  REVOLUTION.  No.  XIII. 

REVOLUTIONARY  CONCESSION — THE  NEW  BILL,  .  .  .  .103 
REPLY  TO  LORD  BROUGHAM'S  SPEECH,  ....  117 


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EDINBURGH  MAGAZINE. 


No.  CXC.  FEBRUARY,  1832.  VOL.  XXXI. 

PART  I. 


(Content*. 

SOTHEBY'S  HOMER.     CRITIQUE  V.     ACHILES.    PART  II.        »        •        ,145 
A  LETTER  TO  THE  LORD  CHANCELLOR  ON  THE  PRESENT  STATE  OF  THE 

ESTABLISHED  CHURCH, 181 

TOM  CRINGLE'S  LOG,       .        .        .  '"' 195 

THE  HORSE.    BY  THE  RE?.  F.  W.  MALTBY, 200 

GEOGRAPHY  OF  AFRICA— QUARTERLY  REVIEW.    LETTER  FROM  JAMES 

M'QUEEN,  ESQ.        . 201 

THE  SWAN  AND  THE  SKYLARK.     BY  MRS  HEMANS,         .        ,        .        .216 

LET  us  DEPART.    BY  THE  SAME, %,        .218 

THE  FLOWER  OF  THE  DESERT.     BY  THE  SAME,        .        .        .        .        .219 

THE  PAINTER'S  LAST  WORK,  A  SCENE.     BY  THE  SAME,         ,          .        .    220 
FRENCH  MEMOIRS.    No.  II.    REVELATIONS  D'UNE  FEMME  DE  QUALITE,      222 
THE  MOONLIGHT  CHURCHYARD.     BY  DELTA,          ,        .        .        .        .     237 

THE  AGA  OF  THE  JANIZARIES,          .        .......    239 

NOCTES  AMBROSIAN-E.    No.  LX.  •       *       •  255 


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AND  T.  CADELL,  STRAND,  LONDON. 

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ALSO,    JUST   PUBLISHED, 

No.  CXCI. 

OF 

BLACKWQOD'S  EDINBURGH  MAGAZINE, 

FOR  FEBRUARY,  1832.    PART  II. 


CONTENTS : 


New  Project  of 'Education  in  Ireland. — The  Executioner.  Chap  I.-— 
Homer's  Hymns.  No.  IV.  The  Humours  of  Hermes. — The  Dance  of 
Death.  From  the  German. — The  Philosophy  of  London. — The  House  of 
Orange. — Irish  Scenery;  and  Other  Things  Irish. — A  Creation  of  Peers. — 
Letter  frpm  professor  Dunbar  and  Mr  E.  H.  Barker. — The  West  India 
Question.  Introduction — L' Envoy. 


BLACKWOOD'S 

EDINBURGH  MAGAZINE. 


No.  CXCI.  FEBRUARY,  1832.  VOL.  XXX. 

PART  II. 


NEW  PROJECT  OF  EDUCATION  IN  IRELAND, 289 

THE  EXECUTIONER.     CHAP.  I.     ...        .        .        .        .        .  306 

HOMER'S  HYMNS.     No.  IV.     THE  HUMOURS  OF  HERMES,    .        .        .  319 

THE  DANCE  OF  DEATH.     FROM  THE  GERMAN, 328 

THE  PHILOSOPHY  OF  LONDON, 353 

THE  HOUSE  OF  ORANGE, 362 

IRISH  SCENERY;  AND  OTHER  THINGS  IRISH, 379 

A  CREATION  OF  PEERS,        .........  386 

LETTER  FROM  PROFESSOR  DUNFAR  AND  MR  E.  H.  BARKER,         .        .  405 

THE  WEST  INDIA  QUESTION.    INTRODUCTION,  ....  412 

L'Exvov, .  423 


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AND  T.  CADELL,  STRAND,  LONDON. 

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ALSO  JUST  PUBLISHED, 

No.  CXC. 

OF 

BLACKWOOD'S  EDINBURGH  MAGAZINE, 

FOR  FEBRUARY  1 832.    PART  I. 


CONTENTS : 


Sotheby's  Homer.  Critique  V.  Achilles.  Part  II.— A  Letter  to  the 
Lord  Chancellor  on  the  Present  State  of  the  Established  Church. — Tom 
Cringle's  Log. — The  Horse.  By  the  Rev.  F.  W.  Maltby. — Geography  of 
Africa— Quarterly  Review.  Letter  from  James  M'Queen,  Esq. — The  Swan 
and  the  Skylark.  By  Mrs  Hemans.— Let  us  Depart.  By  the  Same.— 
The  Flower  .of  the  Desert.  By  the  Same.— The  Painter's  Last  Work,  a 
Scene.  By  the  Same. — French  Memoirs.  No.  II.  Revelations  d'une 
Femme  de  Quality.— The  Moonlight  Churchyard.  By  Delta.— The  Aga 
of  the  Janizaries. — Noctes  Ambrosianse.  No.  LX. 


BLACKWOOD'S 

EDINBURGH  MAGAZINE. 


No.  CXCII.  MARCH,  1832.  VOL.  XXXI. 


PRESENT  BALANCE  OF  PARTIES  IN  THE  STATE, 425 

THE  BELGIAN  QUESTION — ABANDONMENT  OF  THE  BARRIER — THE  RUSSIAN 

DUTCH  LOAN — GUARANTEE  OF  THE  THRONE  OF  THE  BARRICADES,  448 

WHAT  CAUSED  THE  BRISTOL  RIOTS  ?  465 

THE  EXECUTIONER,  (CONCLUDED) 483 

THE  SNOWING-UP  OP  STRATH  LUGAS, 496 

GAFFER  MAURICE.  BY  THE  TRANSLATOR  OF  HOMER'S  HYMNS,  .  504 

NAUTICAL  ADVENTURES,  .  506 

LORD  CASTLEREAGH  AND  MR  CANNING.  LETTER  TO  THE  EDITOR  FROM 

THE  RIGHT  HON.  THOMAS  PEREGRINE  COURTENAY,  M.P.,  &c.  520 

THE  PAPAL  GOVERNMENT,            ........  535 

FAMILY  POETRY.    No.  III.    THE  PLAY,       .        .       .        .        .        .550 

CHATEAUBRIAND.    No.  I.    ITINERAIRE,       ......  553 

THE  MINISTRY  AND  THEIR  SUPPORTERS,  566 


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VOL.  XXXI. 


NO.CXCIII.  APRIL,  1 


569 
THE  PROSPECTS  OF  BRITAIN,       •  592 


* 


TA«s  o,  COKSCMPT.OK-TH,  RBKOKM  DBHCB,    . 

ApOET'SDvmGHvMN.      BVM 

TBE  WET  WooWo.    A  NABBATIvE  0, 

- 


TBEAHTOFGOVBBNMENTMADEBASY  _           .           .           665 

THE  WHIGS,      .  .673 

Mlss  FANNY  KEMBLE'S  TBAGEDV,       .  '   .    _       69Q 

AMBROSIAN*.    No.LXI.       . 


JA  Iff 


too      w 


:•>  ,V, 


BLACKWOOD'S 

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No.  CXCIV.  MAY,  1832.  VOL.  XXXI. 


TENNYSON'S  POEMS, 721 

HOMER'S  HYMNS.    No.  V.     CERES, 742 

DUMONT'S  RECOLLECTIONS  OF  MIRABEAU, 753 

TORY  MISRULE, .        .        *        .772 

THE  SONG  OF  THE  GIFTED.    BY  MRS  HEMANS,                              *  781 
IMPRESSIONS  OF  EDINBRO'.  BY  P.  ROONEY,  ESQ.     To  THADEUS  M<VANE, 

ESQ.  GLO'STER  STREET,  DUBLIN, 

Letter!., .783 

Letter  II.,       ... 786 

THE  CASTLE  OF  THE  ISLE  OF  RUGEN, 790 

THE  GREAT  WEST  INDIA  MEETING,       .......  807 

THE  JEWESS  OF  THE  CAVE.     A  POEM.     IN  FOUR  PARTS,       .        .        .  820 

DOMESTIC  MANNERS  OF  THE  AMERICANS,                829 

THE  REFORM  DEBATE  IN  THE  LORDS, 848 


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CHRISTOPHER  AT  THE  LAKES.    FLIGHT  FIRST,           «           .           •  857 

ISMENE  AND  L.EANDER.      IN  THREE  BALLADS,                     «                 •                 •  881 

TOM  CRINGLE'S  LOG.     SCENES  IN  JAMAICA,                •           •  864 

M'GREGOR'S  BRITISH  AMERICA,           .           •           *           •            •  907 

CALASPO,  THE  REPUBLICAN,     .«•«••  928 

THE  HOUR  OF  FORTUNE.    IN  THREE  NICKS,               •           •  944 

LETTER  FROM  THE  RIGHT  HON.  THOMAS  PEREGRINE  COURTENAY,  951 

LINES  WRITTEN  AT  KELBURNE  CASTLE,  AYRSHIRE.    BY  DELTA,       •  953 

WHAT  is  AN  ENGLISH  SONNET?   BY  S.  T.  COLERIDGE,  ESQ.  956 

LIVING  POETS  AND  POETESSES,             ,            .           •            •           •  957 

SALVANDY  ON  THE  LATE  FRENCH  REVOLUTION,          .           »           •  965 

THE  MAID  OF  ELVAR,              ......  981 


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No,  CLXXXIX.  JANUARY,  1832. 


VOL.  XXXlX 


REMOTE  CAUSES  OF  THE  REFORM  PASSION. 

By  the  Author  of"  Parliamentary  Reform  and  the  French  Revolution." 

No.  I. 


GREAT  changes  in  human  affairs, 
or  great  alterations  in  human  charac- 
ter, never  take  place  from  trivial 
causes.  The  most  important  events, 
indeed,  are  often  apparently  owing 
to  inconsiderable  springs;  but  the 
train  has  been  laid  in  all  such  cases 
by  a  long  course  of  previous  events. 
A  fit  of  passion  in  Mrs  Masham  ar- 
rested the  course  of  Marlborough's 
victories,  and  preserved  the  totter- 
ing kingdom  of  France  ;  a  charge 
of  a  few  squadrons  of  horse  under 
Kellerman  at  Marengo  fixed  Napo- 
leon on  the  consular  throne,  and 
another,  under  Sir  Hussey  Vivian, 
against  the  flank  of  the  Old  Guard 
at  Waterloo,  chained  him  to  the  rock 
at  St  Helena.  Superficial  observers 
lament  the  subjection  of  human  af- 
fairs to  the  caprice  of  fortune,  or  the 
casualties  of  chance;  but  a  more  en- 
larged philosophy  teaches  us  to  re- 
cognise in  these  apparently  trivial 
,  events  the  operation  of  general  laws, 
and  the  last  link  in  a  chain  of  causes, 
which  have  all  conspired  to  produce 
the  general  result.  Mrs  Masham's 
passion  was  the  ultimate  cause  of 
Marlborough's  overthrow;  but  that 
great  event  had  been  prepared  by 
the  accumulating  jealousy  of  the  na« 
tion  during  the  whole  tide  of  his  vic- 
tories, and  her  indignation  was  but 

VOL.  XXXII.  NO.  CLXXXIX, 


the  drop  which  made  the  cup  over- 
flow :  Kellerman's  charge,  indeed, 
fixed  Napoleon  on  the  throne ;  but  it 
was  the  glories  of  the  Italian  cam- 
paigns, the  triumphs  of  the  Pyramids, 
which  induced  the  nation  to  hail  his 
usurpation  with  joy :  the  charge  of 
the  10th  hussars  broke  the  last  co- 
lumns of  the  imperial  army  ;  but  the 
foundation  of  the  triumph  of  Wel- 
lington had  been  laid  by  the  long 
course  of  the  Peninsular  victories, 
and  the  bloody  catastrophe  of  the 
Moscow  campaign. 

It  is  the  same  with  the  Reform 
mania  which  now  ravages  the  na- 
tion, and  promises  to  inflict  upon  its 
inhabitants  such  a  long  series  of  dis- 
asters. The  change  of  Ministers,  the 
rashness  and  ambition  of  the  Grey 
administration,  was  the  exciting 
cause;  but  unless  they  had  found 
the  train  laid  by  a  long  course  of 
preceding  events,  even  their  reckless 
hands  could  not  have  ventured  to 
fire  it.  Such  prodigious  innovations 
as  they  threatened — such  demoli- 
tion of  ancient  institutions  as  they 
proposed,  would  at  once  have  hurled 
any  preceding  government  from  the 
helm,  and  consigned  them  to  the 
dust  amidst  the  applauses  of  the  peo- 
ple. The  voice  of  the  nation  would 
have  been  raised  in  execrations,  loud, 

A 


licnwte  Causes  of  the  liefonn  Passion. 


[Jan. 


long,  and  irresistible;  and  the  ap- 
plause of  the  Jacobin  mob  drowned 
in  the  indignation  of  all  the  virtuous 
part  of  mankind. 

Even  if  it  were  true,  as  the  con- 
servative party  maintain,  that  the 
whole  distractions  and  anarchy  of 
the  country  are  owing  to  the  prodi- 
digious  and  unnecessary  addition 
which  the  government  proposed  to 
make  to  the  political  power  of  the 
lower  class  of  householders,  still  that 
would  only  remove  the  difficulty  a 
step  farther  back.  For  the  question 
remains,  how  has  it  happened  that 
twelve  men  were  to  be  found  in 
Great  Britain  of  sufficient  rank,  ta- 
lents, and  character,  to  construct  a 
cabinet,  who  would  engage  in  a 
scheme  of  innovation  so  impetuous, 
and  in  the  destruction  of  institutions 
sanctified  by  so  long  a  train  of  recol- 
lections ?  That  some  of  the  Ministers 
are  most  able  men,  is  evident  from 
their  speeches :  that  many  of  them 
are  amiable  and  good  men,  we  can 
testify  from  personal  intercourse : 
that  most  of  them  are  possessed  of 
great  fortune  is  universally  known : 
that  they  are  all  gentlemen  is  cer- 
tain :  that  some  or  them  are  of  old 
and  dignified  families,  is  evident 
from  the  classic  names  of  Russell 
and  Spencer  which  they  bear.  How, 
then,  has  it  happened  that  a  cabinet 
composed  of  such  men  should  have 
launched  out  in  so  astonishing  a 
manner  upon  the  sea  of  innovation : 
that  they  should  have  engaged  in 
measures  which  history  will  class, 
in  point  of  rashness,  with  the  visions 
of  Mirabeau,  and,  in  point  of  peril, 
with  the  conspiracy  of  Catiline  :  that 
they  should  have  been  blinded  alike 
to  the  lessons  of  history,  the  dictates 
of  wisdom,  and  the  results  of  expe- 
rience :  that  they  should  have  for- 
gotten equally  all  that  the  sages  of 
ancient  wisdom  had  bequeathed,  and 
all  that  the  tears  of  modern  suffering 
had  taught:  that  they  should  have 
implicitly  followed  the  footsteps  of 
the  French  innovators,  and  periled 
their  lives  and  their  estates,  in  a 
course  which  had  brought  their  mi- 
serable forerunners  to  an  untimely 
end? 

This  will  appear  still  more  extra- 
ordinary, if  the  principles  and  wri- 
tings of  these  men  themselves,  who 
have  urged  on  these  disastrous  mea- 
sures, in  early  life,  is  taken  into  con- 


sideration. Such  is  the  weight  of 
the  argument  against  them,  that  it 
will  admit  of  almost  any  concession, 
and  derives  confirmation  from  the 
most  vehement  writings  in  favour  of 
freedom  prior  to  the  fall  of  the  Duke 
of  Wellington's  administration.  No 
more  emphatic  condemnation  of  the 
Reform  Bill  is  to  be  found  than  in 
the  sayings  of  Mr  Fox  in  1797,  or 
the  speech  of  Earl  Grey  in  1817  :  no 
more  profound  exposition  of  the 
principles  of  the  conservative  party 
than  in  the  History  of  Sir  James 
Mackintosh,  or  the  Whig  writings  of 
Mr  Hallam.  We  have  never  yet 
heard  the  Lord  Chancellor  refute 
the  masterly  sketches  of  Henry 
Brougham  on  this  subject :  we  have 
looked  in  vain  to  the  Lord  Advocate 
for  an  answer  to  the  arguments  so 
long  and  powerfully  urged  by  Fran- 
cis Jeffrey  :  we  have  listened  in  vain, 
in  the  speeches  of  the  noble  mover 
of  the  bill,  for  a  reply  to  the  obser- 
vations of  Lord  John  Russell  on  the 
constitution.  So  rapid,  so  fatally 
rapid,  has  been  the  progress  of  revo- 
lutionary ideas,  since  this  firebrand 
was  thrown  into  the  bosom  of  the 
nation,  that  the  conservative  party 
require  now  to  refer  to  no  other  au- 
thority but  the  arguments  and  prin- 
ciples of  the  authors  of  the  bill  a  few 
years  back,  and  they,  in  their  turn, 
are  driven  to  the  doctrines  of  the 
Jacobin  and  revolutionary  party, 
whom  their  abilities,  till  they  came 
into  office,  were  successfully  exerted 
in  refuting. 

This  moral  phenomenon  will  ap- 
pear still  more  extraordinary  when 
the  character  of  the  people  among 
whom  this  tempest  has  arisen  is 
taken  into  consideration. — "  It  is  a 
remarkable  fact,"  says  Turgot, "  that 
while  England  is  the  country  in  the 
world  where  the  freedom  of  the 
press  has  existed  for  the  longest 
time,  and  where  discussion  on  public 
affairs  has  gone  on  for  centuries  in 
the  most  fearless  manner,  it  is  at  the 
same  time  the  country  in  which  the 
people  have  the  greatest  reverence 
for  antiquity,  and  are  most  obsti- 
nately attached  to  old  institutions.  I 
could  alter  fashions,  laws,  or  ideas, 
ten  times  in  a  despotic  monarchy, 
for  once  that  they  could  be  moved  in 
the  popular  realm  of  England." — 
The  observation  is  perfectly  just,  and 
has  been  exemplified  by  the  history 


1832.] 


Remote  Causes  of  the  Reform  Passion. 


of  England  since  the  foundation  of 
the  monarchy.  The  rudiments  of  our 
present  constitution,  the  institutions 
which  still  prevail, like  Gothic  castles 
amidst  the  ephemeral  structures  of 
modern  times,  are  coeval  with  the 
union  of  the  Heptarchy.  The  insti- 
tutions of  Aldermen,  Hundreds,  and 
Tithings ;  of  County  Courts,  and  re- 
gular Circuits  for  the  administration 
of  Justice  ;  of  Parliaments,  Juries, 
and  the  Supreme  Tribunals  of  West- 
minster Hall,  date  from  the  reign  of 
Alfred.  During  all  the  severity  of 
Norman  rule,  it  was  to  the  custom' 
ary  laws  of  Saxon  freedom  that  the 
people  of  England  looked  back  with 
fond  and  unavailing  regret;  and  when 
the  cup  of  national  indignation  was 
full,  and  the  Barons  rose  in  open  re- 
volt at  Runnymede,  it  was  not  any 
imaginary  system  for  which  they  con- 
tended, but  the  old  laws  of  Edward 
the  Confessor  that  they  re-establish- 
ed and  confirmed  by  additional  safe- 
guards; tempering  thus,  even  amidst 
the  triumph  of  barbarous  power,  the 
excitement  of  feudal  ambition,  by 
the  hereditary  regard  to  old  institu- 
tions. During  the  long  and  anxious 
struggle  which  prevailed  between 
Saxon  freedom  and  Norman  severity, 
under  the  Plantagenet  Kings,  it  was 
not  any  innovation  for  which  they 
contended,  but  the  ancient  liberties 
of  the  people  which  they  sought  to 
re-establish,  and  instead  of  enacting 
new  statutes,  they  two-and-thirty 
times  ratified  and  re-enacted  the  Great 
Charter.  When  Papal  ambition  strove 
to  obtain  the  mastery  over  British 
independence,  the  Barons  of  England 
at  Mertoun  refused  to  submit  to  the 
aggression ;  and  their  reply,  Nolumus 
leges  Anglia  mutari,  has  been  the 
watchword  and  glory  of  their  de- 
scendants for  seven  hundred  years. — 
When  the  great  earthquake  of  the 
sixteenth  century  convulsed  the 
neighbouring  states,  the  English 
tempered  the  fury  even  of  religious 
"discord,  by  the  sacred  reverence  for 
antiquity;  the  Reformation,  which 
levelled  to  the  dust  the  ecclesiastical 
institutions  of  so  many  other  nations, 
bent,  but  did  not  subvert  the  British 
hierarchy ;  the  Church  of  England 
differed  less  in  its  precepts  and  its 
establishment  from  the  Catholic 


faith,  than  any  other  of  the  reformed 
churches,  and  its  cathedrals  still  rise 
in  grey  magnificence  through  the 
realm,  to  overshadow  the  temples  of 
modern  sectarians,  and  testify  the 
undecaying  devotion  of  its  rural  in- 
habitants.— When  Stuart  oppression, 
combined  with  fanatical  zeal  to  light 
the  flames  of  civil  warfare,  and  the 
sword  of  Cromwell  stifled  the  fury 
of  the  great  rebellion,  the  kingly 
power  and  the  authority  of  the  lords 
were  alone  subverted ;  the  courts  of 
law  still  continued  to  administer 
justice  on  the  old  precedents;  the 
protectorate  parliaments  recognised 
all  the  statutes  of  the  fallen  dynasty ; 
and,  with  the  exception  of  a  change 
in  the  family  on  the  throne,  the  great 
body  of  the  people  perceived  but 
little  change  in  the  system  of  govern- 
ment.*— When  the  tyranny  of  the 
Stuarts  could  no  longer  be  borne, and 
the  whole  people  revolted  against  the 
arbitrary  measures  of  James  II.,  it 
was  not  any  new  or  experimental 
constitution  which  they  formed,  but 
the  old  and  ancient  rights  of  the 
people  which  they  re-established; 
"  the  people  have  inherited  this  free- 
dom," was  the  emphatic  language  of 
the  Bill  of  Rights;  and  a  dynasty 
was  expelled  from  the  throne,  with- 
out the  slightest  change  in  the  laws, 
institutions,  or  security  of  the  insur- 
gent people. — During  the  century 
and  a  half  which  has  since  elapsed, 
the  attachment  of  the  people  to  the 
constitution  has  increased  with  all 
the  glories  of  which  it  was  the 
parent ;  it  withstood  the  rude  shock 
of  American  independence,  and  the 
contagious  poison  of  French  demo- 
cracy ;  and  brought  the  country  tri- 
umphantly through  a  struggle  in 
which  their  minds  were  assailed  by 
deadlier  weapons  than  the  sword  of 
Napoleon,  or  the  navies  of  Europe^ 
How,  then,  has  it  happened  that  so 
large  a  portion  of  the  people  should 
so  suddenly  and  unexpectedly  have 
changed  their  principles— that  the 
affections,  the  habits,  and  the  recol- 
lections of  a  thousand  years,  should 
at  once  have  been  abandoned ;  and 
that  a  revolution,  which  neither  the 
tyranny  of  the  Normans,  nor  the 
frenzy  of  the  Covenant,  nor  the  pro- 
scriptions of  the  Roses,  could  pro- 


*  Lingard,  xi,  7,  8. 


Remote  Causes  of  the  Reform  Passion. 


[Jan. 


duce,  should  have  been  all  but  ac- 
complished during  a  period  of  pro- 
found peace, unexampled  prosperity, 
and  unprecedented  glory  ? 

The  immense  majority  of  the  Re- 
formers, indeed,  are  as  unfit  to  judge 
of  the  questions  on  which  they  have 
decided,  as  they  are  to  solve  a  ques- 
tion in  Physical  Astronomy, or  follow 
the fluxionary  calculus  of  La  Grange. 
But  still  there  are  other  men  whose 
judgment  is  of  a  different  stamp, 
who  have  been  carried  away  by  the 
innovating  passion.  While  every 
man  of  sense  and  experience  must 
perceive  in  ten  minutes'  conversa- 
tion, that  nine-tenths  of  the  Reform- 
ers are  destitute  of  all  the  informa- 
tion which  is  necessary  to  enable 
them  to  form  an  opinion  on  the  sub- 
ject, he  must  also  have  perceived 
that  there  are  others,  for  whose  aber- 
rations no  such  apology  can  be  found  j 
who  are  possessed  ot  ability,  genius, 
and  judgment,  in  their  separate  walks 
of  life,  and  exhibit  on  this  one  ques- 
tion a  rashness  and  precipitancy, 
which  stand  forth  in  painful  contrast 
with  the  maturity  and  soundness  of 
their  general  opinions.  It  is  the  de- 
lusion of  such  men  which  forms  the 
real  prodigy,  and  on  which  history 
will  pause  in  anxious  enquiry  into 
its  cause. 

A  similar  and  much  more  universal 
delusion  prevailed  in  France  during 
the  early  years  of  the  Revolution. 
All  there,  whether  high  or  low,  rich 
or  poor,  patrician  or  plebeian, 
were  earnest  in  favour  of  some 
changes  in  the  political  system  ;  and 
it  was  not  till  after  the  States-Ge- 
neral were  assembled, that  a  majority 
of  the  noblesse,  perceiving  the  ten- 
dency of  the  current  they  had  set  in 
motion,  strove  to  retard  it.  But  in 
France  a  host  of  real  grievances  ex- 
isted, which,  if  they  did  not  require  a 
revolution  for  their  remedy,  at  least 
demanded  far-spread  changes:  the 
political  system  was  so  rotten ;  the 
energies  of  the  people  so  cramped 
by  feudal  restraints,  that  it  was  im- 
possible to  set  them  free  without 
such  fundamental  changes  as  neces- 
sarily unhinged  the  frame  of  society, 
and  unlocked  the  perilous  torrent 
of  democratic  ambition.  But  in 
Great  Britain,  when  the  fever  of  in- 
novation began,  the  reverse  of  all 
this  was  the  case.  The  liberties  of 
the  people  had  not  only  never  been 


so  great,  but  they  were  in  a  state  of 
rapid  and  certain  progression ;  the 
freedom  of  the  press  was  unbounded ; 
the  democratic  party  was  daily  ac- 
quiring additional  strength  in  the 
House  of  Commons  ;  the  close 
boroughs  were  at  every  election 
yielding  to  the  extended  influence^ 
liberal  principles ;  and  commercial 
wealth,  doubled  since  the  peace,  had 
overspread  the  land  with  unheard  of 
prosperity.  The  restrictions  on  the 
freedom  of  thought  by  the  Test  and 
Corporation  Acts  had  been  abandon- 
ed; Catholic  Emancipation  had  been 
unwillingly  conceded  to  the  loud  de- 
mands of  the  popular  party ;  a  new 
system  of  trade,  founded  on  the  re- 
commendations of  the  Whigs,  had 
been  adopted ;  the  severities  of  the 
criminal  code  were  rapidly  disap- 
pearing ;  the  burden  of  taxation  had 
been  diminished  by  L.20,000,000  a- 
year  since  the  general  peace ;  and 
the  legislature,  occupied  in  plans  of 
practical  beneficence,  more  truly  de- 
served the  confidence  of  the  people 
than  it  had  ever  done  in  any  former 
period  of  English  history.  Every 
man  of  reflection  saw,  that  so  far 
from  Reform  being  necessary  to  en- 
able the  people  to  withstand  the  in- 
creasing influence  of  the  Crown 
and  the  aristocracy,  some  additional 
safeguard  for  them  was  loudly  called 
for,  to  counterbalance  the  immense 
increase  of  democratic  power. 

For  the  existence  of  the  Reform 
passion  among  any  men  of  sense  and 
information,  in  such  circumstances, 
it  is  impossible  to  discover  any  satis- 
factory account  on  the  ordinary  prin- 
ciples of  human  thought.  It  won't 
do  to  say  it  is  a  mere  mania,  which 
is  rapidly  subsiding  as  the  eyes  of 
the  country  become  opened  to  what 
was  proposed  to  them.  It  is,  no 
doubt,  subsiding  among  the  igno- 
rant millions,  who  raised  the  cry  for 
the  bill  at  the  late  election;  and 
among  a  vast  majority  of  the  men  of 
property,  who  previously  had  no  de- 
cided opinion  on  the  subject,but  now 
perceive  the  terrible  consequences 
to  which  it  is  rapidly  leading.  But 
among  the  thorough-paced  Reform- 
ers, whether  with  or  without  pro- 
perty, there  neither  has  been,  nor 
ever  will  be,  any  reaction  whatever. 
Their  minds  seem  differently  con- 
structed from  those  of  the  conserva- 
tive party ;  arguments  which  appear 


1832.] 


Remote  Causes  of  the  Reform  Passion. 


to  the  latter  utterly  unanswerable, 
are  as  much  lost  on  the  former  as  on 
the  winds  of  heaven.  Reason,  ex- 
perience, history,  philosophy,  the 
events  of  the  day,  the  wisdom  of 
ages,  their  own  previous  opinions, 
their  own  recorded  arguments,  pro- 
duce no  more  impression  on  them 
than  a  feather  on  adamant.  Such 
men  are  utterly  irreclaimable  ; 
they  will  live  and  die  Reformers, 
though  the  Jacobin  dagger  were  at 
their  throat,  the  revolutionary  halter 
about  their  necks,  or  the  torch  of 
anarchy  in  their  dwellings.  It  is 
evident  that  the  rivers  of  human 
thought  have  been  turned  by  their 
source ;  the  poison  has  mingled  with 
the  fountains  of  knowledge,  and  in- 
stead of  its  waters  flowing  in  a  deep 
and  healthful  stream,  covering  the 
frontiers  of  civilisation  from  the  in- 
vasion of  error,  they  have  formed 
only  a  noxious  and  pestilential  cur- 
rent, carrying  death  and  desolation 
into  all  the  people  through  whom 
they  flow. 

It  cannot  be  an  useless  or  unin- 
teresting subject  of  discussion,  to 
endeavour  to  trace  the  causes  of  this 
extraordinary  phenomenon,  and  per- 
haps even  amidst  the  darkest  features 
which  it  exhibits,  we  may  discover 
traces  of  the  incipient  operation  of 
the  healing  powers  of  nature,  and 
signs  of  the  wisdom  which  governs, 
amidst  the  madness  of  the  passions 
which  desolate,  the  world. 

"  Other  religions,"  says  the  ablest 
and  most  philosophical  of  living  his- 
torians,* "  proposed  to  establish  the 
welfare  of  society  by  positive  regu- 
lations, and  laid  down  a  code  for 
the  government  of  mankind  in  all  the 
varied  walks  of  life;  but  society  soon 
outgrew  its  fetters,  and  the  code  of 
an  antiquated  theocracy  was  thrown 
aside,  or  burst  asunder  by  the  ex- 
pansion of  the  human  mind.  Chris- 


tianity alone  aimed  at  a  different 
object.  Prescribing  no  rule  for  the 
formation  of  society ;  dictating  no- 
thing to  the  forms  of  government, 
it  has  concentrated  all  its  energies 
to  coerce  the  human  heart:  it  is 
against  its  depravity  that  all  its  pre- 
cepts are  directed;  to  restrain  its 
passions  that  all  its  fetters  are  mould- 
ed. The  consequence  has  been,  that 
its  progress  has  been  as  steady  and 
progressive  as  that  of  other  religions 
has  been  transient  and  ephemeral. 
Mahometanism  is  already  falling 
into  decay,  and  its  gigantic  frame 
crumbling  with  the  corrupted  mass 
whose  energies  it  has  confined ;  but 
Christianity,  walking  free  and  un- 
fettered in  the  silver  robe  of  inno- 
cence, adapts  itself  equally  to  all 
ages,  and  sways  the  heart  of  man 
alike  in  every  period  of  civilisation. 
Other  religions  have  sought,  by  re- 
gulating the  frame  of  society,  to 
direct  the  human  mind :  but  Chris- 
tianity, aiming  only  at  reforming  the 
internal  spirit  of  the  individual,  has 
wrought,  and  will  for  ever  work,  the 
greatest  and  most  salutary  changes 
on  society." 

It  is  the  counterpart  of  the  truth 
contained  in  these  eloquent  words 
that  we  are  now  destined  to  witness. 
As  the  fetters  which  Christianity 
imposed  upon  the  selfish  and  malig- 
nant passions  of  the  human  heart 
is  the  real  cause  of  the  freedom, 
intelligence,  and  superiority  of  mo- 
dern Europe ;  so  it  is  in  the  aban- 
donment of  its  precepts,  the  disre- 
gard of  its  injunctions,  the  contempt 
for  its  restraints,  that  the  remote 
cause  of  the  present  distracted  state 
of  society  is  to  be  found.  The  tem- 
pest of  passion  has  been  let  loose 
upon  a  guilty  world,  because  the 
unseen  spirit  which  swayed  their 
violence,  and  steadied  the  fabric  of 
society,  by  purifying  the  hearts  of 


*  Guizot — We  have  long  intended  to  make  our  readers  acquainted  with  the  pro- 
found and  philosophical  writings  of  this  great  man,  which, as  usual  with  all  works  of 
sterling  ability,  in  these  days  of  journal  disquisition  and  party  vehemence,  are  almost 
totally  unknown  to  the  British  public.  They  exhibit  the  first  instance  of  the  resur- 
rection of  the  human  mind  in  republican  France,  against  the  torrent  of  infidelity,  and 
the  doctrines  of  fatalism ;  and  unfold  the  blessed  influence  of  Christianity  on  modern 
society,  with  an  eloquence  which  must  overwhelm  the  declamations  of  the  sceptic,  and 
a  research  which  will  satisfy  the  doubts  of  the  antiquary.  The  first  breathing-time 
from  the  pressure  from  domestic  danger  which  is  allowed  us,  we  shall  devote  to  his 
writings :  promising  to  our  thoughtful  readers  that  there  are  few  more  exhilarating 
or  instructive  subjects  of  meditation. 


Remote.  Causes  of  the  Reform  Passion. 


[Jan. 


its  members,  has  yielded  for  a  time 
to  the  influence  of  wickedness. 

"  To  me,"  says  Cicero,  much  re- 
volving the  causes  of  the  continued 
progress  and  unexampled  prosperity 
of  the  Roman  people,  "  nothing  ap- 
pears adequate  to  account  for  it  but 
the  reverence  and  respect  which  they 
have  ever  manifested  for  religion. 
In  numbers  the  Spaniards  excel  us, 
in  constancy  the  Germans,  in  mili- 
tary ardour  the  Gauls,  in  the  re- 
sources of  war  the  Eastern  monar- 
chies; but  in  devotion  to  the  al- 
mighty gods,  the  Roman  people  ex- 
ceed any  nation  that  ever  existed." 

As  this  subjugation  of  selfish  pas- 
sion to  the  public  good  was  the  cause 
of  the  long-continued  progress  and 
glorious  triumphs  of  the  Roman 
people,  so  the  abandonment  of  this 
ieeling,  the  excitation  of  popular  or 
selfish  passion,  the  substitution  of 
individual  ambition  for  patriotic 
feeling,  was  the  remote  cause  of  its 
decay.  The  passions  first  appeared 
in  the  strife  of  Gracchus  :  they  con- 
tinued through  the  proscriptions  of 
Sylla  and  Marius:  they  armed  the 
democracy  of  Rome  under  Csesar, 
against  the  aristocracy  under  Pom- 
pey:  they  delivered  over  the  empire 
of  the  world  to  military  despotism  at 
Pharsalia;  and  assuming  then  a  more 
ignoble  and  sensual  direction,  pro- 
duced the  corruption  of  Nero,  the 
severity  of  Tiberius,  the  infamy  of 
Eliogabalus.  Then  came  the  age 
when — "  corrumpere  et  corrumpi 
seculum  vocatur :"  *  when  the  youth 
of  Rome  plunged  unbridled  into  the 
stream  of  pleasure,  and  the  matrons, 
disdaining  the  constancy  even  of 
guilty  passion,  applauded  only  the 
roving  variety  of  promiscuous  inter- 
course, f  It  was  not  with  impunity 
that  this  universal  liberation  from 
the  laws  of  religion  and  virtue  took 
place ;  the  fall  of  the  empire  signa- 
lized its  punishment;  and  ages  of 
darkness  overspread  the  world,  un- 
til, under  the  influence  of  a  holier 
religion,  men  were  trained  to  severer 
employments,  and  called  to  the  exer- 
cise of  more  animating  duties. 

In  this  disastrous  progress  the  first 
step  is  always  to  be  found  in  the 
vehement  excitation  of  democratic 
ambition.  It  is  not  liberty,  but  the 
removal  of  restraint^  which  is  its 


object.  Under  the  cloak  of  liberal- 
ity, and  the  specious  names  of  equa- 
lity and  reformation,  it  aims  at  a 
general  emancipation  from  the  yoke 
of  duty,  the  necessities  of  industry, 
the  restraints  of  religion.  In  all 
ages,  accordingly,  the  most  vehe- 
ment democratic  passions  have  been 
excited,  not  in  the  virtuous,  but  the 
vicious  periods  ;  not  in  the  youth  of 
patriotism,  but  the  maturity  of  guilt ; 
not  in  the  age  of  Fabricius,  but  in 
that  of  Marius ;  and  they  have  led, 
not  to  the  establishment  of  liberty, 
but  the  riveting  of  the  chains  of  des- 
potism. The  transition  is  but  too 
easy  from  the  vehemence  of  demo- 
cratic ambition  to  the  infamy  of  sel- 
fish indulgence;  because  the  object 
of  both  is  the  same,  the  gratification 
of  the  passions  of  the  individual,  not 
the  performance  of  his  duties  or  his 
virtues. 

The  real  love  of  freedom  is  as 
distinct  from  the  passion  for  demo- 
cratic power,  as  the  virtuous  attach- 
ment of  marriage,  which  "  peoples 
heaven,"  is  from  the  intemperate 
excesses  of  lust,  which  finds  inmates 
for  hell.  The  one  may  always  be 
distinguished  by  eternal  and  never- 
failing  symptoms  from  the  other. 
The  first  is  slow  of  growth,  and  cau- 
tious of  running  into  excess;  it  pre- 
vails among  the  brave,  the  steady, 
and  the  independent.  It  aims  at 
nothing  but  practical  improvement ; 
suggests  nothing  but  the  removal  of 
experienced  grievance;  and  shuns 
the  very  approach  of  violent  and  un- 
called for  changes.  It  was  by  such 
slow  growth,  and  continued  amend- 
ments, that  the  British  constitution 
gradually  arose;  and  its  durability 
and  beneficence  has  been  just  in 
proportion  to  the  caution  by  which 
innovation  was  introduced,  and  the 
tenacity  with  which  ancient  custom 
was  retained.  It  was  by  similar 
means,  and  the  prevalence  of  the 
same  spirit,  that  Rome  emerged  from 
the  surrounding  states,  and  carried 
the  eagles  of  the  republic  to  the 
remotest  corners  of  the  habitable 
globe. 

"  Hanc  olirn  veteres  vitam  coluere  Sabini, 
Hanc  Remus  et  frater :  Sic  fortis  Etruria 

crevit ; 
Scilicet  et  rerum  facta  est  pulcherrima 

Roma." 


Tacitup. 


Suetonius, 


Remote  Causes  of  the  Reform  Passion. 


The  passion  for  democracy  is  dis- 
tinguished by  totally  different  fea- 
tures; as  opposite  to  the  former  as 
those  of  heaven  from  hell.  It  seeks 
to  remedy  no  practical  grievance, 
suggests  no  projects  of  real  benefi- 
cence, disdains  all  adherence  to  an- 
cient institutions,  plunges  headlong 
into  the  most  violent  innovations, 
stirs  up  at  once  the  most  extrava- 
gant passions.  It  is  shunned  by  the 
cautious,  the  prudent,  and  the  virtu- 
ous, and  vehemently  adopted  by  the 
reckless,  the  ambitious,  and  the  pro- 
fligate. Freedom,  order,  and  religion, 
are  the  watchword  of  the  former : 
licentiousness,  change,  and  infidel- 
ity, the  war-cry  of  the  latter.  The 
one  prepares  itself  for  the  discharge 
of  public,  by  the  rigid  performance 
of  private  duty;  the  other  anticipates 
the  overthrow  of  national  authority, 
by  the  abandonment  of  individual 
restraint.  The  first  strives  to  mode- 
rate the  feelings,  and  is  roused  to 
resistance  only  by  the  presence  of 
danger;  the  last  incessantly  stimu- 
lates the  passions,  and  ultimately 
dissolves  the  bonds  of  society.  The 
one  seizes  the  first  opportunity,  when 
the  object  for  which  it  contended  is 
gained,  to  relapse  into  the  privacy 
of  domestic  life  ;  the  other  is  stimu- 
lated by  every  acquisition  to  fresh 
demands,  and  derives  additional 
strength  from  every  concession. 
The  first  produce  the  soldiers  of 
Leonidas,  the  peasants  of  Morgar- 
ten,  the  barons  of  Runnymede ;  the 
last,  the  satellites  of  Cleon,  the  de- 
mons of  Marius,  the  executioners  of 
Robespierre.  Centuries  of  content- 
ed rule  and  blessed  existence  suc- 
ceed the  former :  years  of  anarchy, 
followed  by  ages  of  servitude,  are 
the  punishment  of  the  latter. 

Providence  has  provided  for  the 
extinction  of  this  guilty  principle  in 
a  community,  as  of  unruly  passions 
in  the  individual,  by  the  excesses  to 
which  it  inevitably  leads  its  votaries. 
In  contemplating  the  extraordinary 
fatuity  with  which,  in  all  periods  of 
'revolutionary  excitement,  the  popu- 
lar party  are  roused  to  additional 
demands  by  every  acquisition  which 
they  make,  and  invariably  require 
greater  additions  to  the  power  of 
the  people  from  the  prevalence  of 
the  very  suffering  which  has  resulted 
from  their  first  successes,  we  might 


be  led  to  conclude  with  Locke,  that 
there  are  occasions  where  a  nation 
may  become  insane,  or  with  Lowth, 
that,  in  certain  extremities  of  guilt, 
God  blinds  the  world,  in  order  that 
it  may  incur  the  punishment  of  its 
sins,  if  we  did  not  perceive  that 
such  is  the  invariable  symptom  of 
the  career  of  passion,  whether  in 
the  individual  or  society,  and  that  no 
special  interposition  of  Providence 
is  requisite,  because  the  punishment 
of  the  guilty  people  is  inevitably 
provided  for  in  the  consequences  of 
their  own  intemperance.  It  is  no 
doubt  an  extraordinary  thing  to  see 
a  people  whose  industry  is  failing, 
whose  wealth  is  declining,  whose 
poor  are  starving  from  the  shock 
which  democratic  violence  has  given 
to  their  institutions  and  springs  of 
industry,  clamouring  for  an  exten- 
sion of  their  powers,  and  blindly 
striving  to  augment  the  causes  of 
their  present  suffering  ;  but  it  is  not 
more  extraordinary  than  to  see  the 
gamester,  whose  property  is  disap- 
pearing, doubling  his  stakes  at  every 
throw ;  the  drunkard,  whose  consti- 
tution is  wasting  from  former  in- 
temperance, augmenting  his  daily 
draught;  or  the  sensualist,  whose 
strength  is  exhausted  by  former  ex- 
cesses, striving  to  reanimate  his 
frame  by  unnatural  excitation.  All 
these  effects  in  the  individual,  and 
in  society,  are  produced  by  the  same 
cause.  It  is  the  law  of  nature,  that 
passion  stimulates  its  votaries  with 
every  gratification  to  additional  ex- 
cesses, and  that  its  punishment,  even 
in  this  world,  is  certainly  and  rapidly 
brought  about,  by  the  consequences 
of  what  it  has  most  ardently  desi- 
red. 

So  rapid  is  the  progress  of  demo- 
cratic ambition,  when  it  is  once  fair- 
ly awakened  in  a  nation,  that  it  bears 
no  proportion  to  the  length  of  its 
existence,  or  the  slow  growth  of  its 
political  frame.  Liberty  was  in  a 
few  years  extinguished  in  Rome  by 
the  passions  awakened  by  Gracchus ; 
the  subsequent  age  of  suffering, 
through  the  civil  wars  of  Sylla  and 
Marius,  of  Caesar  and  Pompey,  of  Oc- 
tavius  and  Antony,  was  a  vacillation  of 
masters,  not  an  era  of  freedom ;  the 
frenzy  of  the  covenant  in  a  few  years 
brought  the  English  people  to  the 
rule  of  Cromwell ;  five  years  did  not 


Remote  Causes  of  the  Reform  Passion. 


[Jan. 


elapse  from  the  meeting  of  the  States- 
General  till  the  guillotine  of  Robes- 
pierre. As  the  spirit  of  democratic 
ambition  is  the  most  deadly  and  fa- 
tal poison  which  can  be  infused  into 
the  veins  of  a  nation,  so  it  is  the  one 
which  soonest  works  itself  out  of  the 
national  frame ;  society  cannot  exist 
under  its  baneful  influence;  to  its 
fury  may  be  applied  the  words  in- 
tended for  the  epitaph  of  Robes- 
pierre : 

"  Passant,  ne  pleure  pas  son  sort ; 

Car  si'il  vivait  tu  serais  mort." 

The  principle  of  democracy,  there- 
fore, is  not  to  be  regarded  so  much 
as  an  original  and  independent  evil, 
as  a  symptom  of  a  frame  disorganized, 
corrupted,  and  diseased,  from  other 
causes.  It  is  but  the  application  to 
political  affairs  of  the  unbridled  li- 
cense of  passion,  the  abandonment 
of  duty,  the  disregard  of  religion  in 
private  life.  The  arrival  of  such  an 
era  in  a  free  state,  is  signalized  by 
the  vehemence  of  popular  strife,  the 
turbulence  of  demagogues,  the  dis- 
solution of  the  bonds  of  government. 
It  is  marked  in  a  despotic  commu- 
nity by  the  dissolution  of  public 
manners,  the  selfishness  of  individual 
character,  the  infamy  of  sensual 
pleasure.  These  two  extremes,  like 
all  other  extremes,  are  nearly  allied 
to  each  other,  and  occasionally  meet. 
They  both  spring  from  the  disregard 
of  duty,  the  abandonment  of  God, 
the  indulgence  of  passion ;  both  are 
equally  guarded  against  by  the  pre- 
cepts of  the  gospel;  its  sway  can 
never  be  rejected  without  falling  un- 
der the  dominion  of  either  the  one 
or  the  other.  It  is  hard  to  say  which 
is  farthest  removed  from  the  sobriety 
of  freedom,  the  dignity  of  duty,  the 
sublimity  of  devotion.  "  Charles  II.," 
says  Chateaubriand,  "  plunged  re- 
publican England  into  the  arms  of 
women;"  and  a  similar  transition 
from  one  passion  to  another  may  be 
observed  in  all  ages  of  vehement  de- 
mocratic excitation. 

To  those  who  coolly  consider  the 
condition  of  this  country  during  the 
last  thirty  years,  it  cannot  fail  to  oc- 
cur that  these  principles  of  corrup- 
tion and  disorder  have  been  making 
rapid  progress  amongst  us,  and  that 
whether  or  not  reform  and  anarchy, 
or  freedom  and  happiness,  are  to 
prevail  in  future,  just  depends  on 
the  question,  Whether  the  princi- 


ples of  virtue  and  religion,  or  of  vice 
and  infidelity,  are  predominant  in  the 
nation?  If  the  former  still  retain 
their  wonted  sway  over  the  hearts 
of  a  majority  of  our  people ;  if  the 
ancient  firmness  of  the  British  cha- 
racter, the  piety  and  virtue  of  the 
British  peasantry,  still  survives  in 
the  better  part  of  the  nation,  the 
present  convulsion  will  sink  into  a 
calm,  and  the  banner  of  England  re- 
appear free  and  resplendent  amid 
the  sunshine  of  heaven.  But  if  the 
contrary  is  the  case— if  infidelity  has 
insinuated  its  poison  into  the  influ- 
ential part  of  the  community — if  the 
indulgence  of  passion  has  superseded 
the  discharge  of  duty,  and  the  desire 
of  power  supplanted  the  control  of 
reason,  let  us  not  hope,  or  pray,  or 
wish  for  salvation.  We  have  been 
weighed  in  the  balance  and  found 
wanting ;  our  empire  is  delivered 
to  another  people ;  and  as  the  merit- 
ed punishment  for  such  flagrant  in- 
gratitude and  violation  of  duty,  we 
are  delivered  over  to  the  laceration 
of  our  own  passions. 

"  Quos  Deus  vult  perdere,"  said 
the  Romans,  "  prior  dementat."  The 
principle  of  this  maxim,  which  every 
age  has  found  to  be  true,  is  to  be 
found  in  the  fatal  sway  of  passion 
and  intemperate  feeling  which  pre- 
vails among  those  who  are  approach- 
ing destruction.  It  is  not  that  the 
Almighty  blinds  those  whom  he  has 
doomed  to  destruction,  but  that  he 
has  doomed  to  destruction  those  who 
are  blinded  by  their  passions.  When 
once  a  people  have  thrown  aside  the 
restraint  of  virtue  and  religion,  they 
find  themselves  precipitated  into  a 
career,  either  of  private  indulgence 
or  public  contention,  which  leads 
inevitably  to  individual  and  general 
ruin. 

It  is  on  the  same  principle  that 
the  truth  is  to  be  explained,  which 
every  man's  experience  must  have 
shewn  to  be  of  universal  application, 
that  those  who  are  the  most  vehe- 
ment supporters  of  democratic  power 
in  youth  when  in  inferior,  generally 
become  the  greatest  tyrants  when  in 
maturer  years  they  are  exalted  to 
superior  stations.  The  reason  is, 
that  resistance  to  restraint  is  the  ru- 
ling principle  in  both  periods  of  life. 
When  among  the  people,  that  prin- 
ciple operates  by  urging  resistance 
to  their  superiors ;  when  among  the 


Remote  Causes  of  the  Reform  Passion. 


1832.] 

rulers,  by  disregarding  the  control, 
and  forgetting  the  interests  of  their 
inferiors. 

It  is  another  consequence  of  the 
same  principle,  that  the  men  who 
are  most  loud  in  their  support  of 
democratical  principles,  who  are 
most  strenuous  in  contending  for  the 
overthrow  of  their  superiors,  are 
those  who  are  least  able  to  subdue 
their  own  passions,  and  least  indul- 
gent and  beneficent  in  private  life. 
Every  body  has  heard  the  observa- 
tion, that  the  democratic  leaders  are 
generally  the  severest  landlords,  the 
most  tyrannical  rulers,  the  least  cha- 
ritable and  humane  of  the  commu- 
nity ;  and  surprise  is  often  expressed 
that  they  should  so  soon  forget  the 
poor,  for  whom  they  have  made  such 
loud  professions.  There  is,  however, 
in  reality,  nothing  surprising  about 
it :  on  the  contrary,  both  effects  are 
the  result  of  the  same  cause,  and 
flow  from  the  indulgence  of  the  same 
selfish  passions.  The  principle  which 
actuates  them,  is  not  love  of  the 
poor,  or  the  desire  of  liberty,  but 
individual  ambition,  and  a  desire  to 
escape  from  control.  They  desire 
to  rule  others,  because  they  are  not 
able  to  rule  themselves ;  they  strive 
for  emancipation  from  the  rules  of 
virtue,  or  the  precepts  of  religion, 
because  they  feel  that  they  impose 
a  disagreeable  restraint  upon  their 
passions  and  their  vices. 

It  is  from  the  same  cause  that 
every  age  of  civil  dissension  is  des- 
tined to  witness  the  unholy  alliance 
between  the  passion  for  democracy 
and  the  principles  of  infidelity.  The 
horrors  of  the  first  French  Revolu- 
tion were  ushered  in  by  the  scepti- 
cism of  Voltaire  and  the  dreams  of 
Rousseau,  which,  flowing  through 
the  souls  of  the  people,  sapped  the 
foundations  alike  of  private  virtue 
and  public  institutions.  The  second 
Revolution  sprung  from  the  irreli- 
gion,which,  like  a  leprosy,  still  over- 
spreads the  fair  realms  of  France,  and 
has  rendered  unavailing  all  the  vir- 
tue which  has  been  excited,  and  all 
the  tears  which  have  been  shed. 

Astonishment  is  often  expressed, 
that  the  French  have  not  been  able, 
after  all  they  have  suffered,  to  pro- 
cure a  stable  constitution,  or  the 
blessings  of  rational  freedom  for 
themselves;  but  the  surprise  must 
cease,  when  it  is  considered  that 


two-thirds  of  the  educated  youth  of 
France  are  irreligious,  and  one-half 
of  all  the  children  in  Paris  bastards. 
From  such  polluted  fountains  the 
streams  of  genuine  freedom  can 
never  flow;  from  them  can  issue 
only  the  fierce  contests  of  democra- 
cy, or  the  unbridled  license  of  cor- 
ruption. It  is  in  very  different  prin- 
ciples, in  the  dominion  of  far  nobler 
feelings,  that  the  foundation  of  liber- 
ty must  be  laid ;  in  the  subjugation 
of  passion  by  the  influence  of  reli- 
gion, and  the  ascendant  of  reason  by 
the  performance  of  duty.  In  the 
outset  of  her  struggle  for  freedom, 
France  declared  war  against  reli- 
gion ;  and  she  will  never  obtain  it 
till  she  has  been  brought  by  suffer- 
ing, to  admit  the  spirit,  and  obey  the 
injunctions,  of  the  rejected  faith. 

Let  us  not  wonder,  therefore;  that 
the  vehemence  of  faction  has  fixed 
with  such  envenomed  fury  upon  the 
British  prelates,  or,  that  the  perform- 
ance of  the  noblest  act  which  adorns 
the  annals  of  the  Church  of  England, 
has  given  rise  to  the  most  atrocious 
calumny  which  has  disgraced  the 
history  of  the  nation.  Why  did  the 
democratic  party  fix  with  such  ran- 
cour upon  the  twenty-five  least  of- 
fensive of  the  two  hundred  peers 
who  rejected  the  Reform  Bill  ?  Why 
was  the  storm  of  popular  indignation 
turned  entirely  upon  the  spiritual, 
to  the  exclusion  of  the  temporal  ba- 
rons ?  Because  the  bishops  were  the 
guardians  of  the  faith,  which  was  the 
real  enemy  of  the  unbridled  passions 
of  the  democratic  party,  and  they 
flew  with  unerring  instinct  to  its  de- 
struction. The  demon  perceived  the 
angel  which  had  chained,  in  the 
ranks  which  opposed  him,  and  Satan 
knew  the  spear  of  Michael.  Nomi- 
nally vented  on  the  individuals  who 
opposed  their  ambition,  the  fury 
of  democracy  was  really  directed 
against  the  faith  which  condemned 
their  vices — against  that  unseen  spi- 
rit which  sways  the  human  heart, 
and  prepares  the  happiness  of  soci- 
ety by  subjugating  the  passions  of 
its  members. 

While  the  passion  "of  democracy 
has,  in  every  age,  been  found  leagued 
with  infidelity,  the  spirit  of  freedom 
has  as  uniformly  been  found  in  close 
union  with  genuine  devotion.  It  was 
in  the  profound  religious  feelings  of 
the  Roman  people,  that  Cicero  tra- 


Remote  Causes  of  the  Reform  Passion. 


10 

ced  the  cause  of  the  majestic  career 
of  Roman  victories — in  the  disregard 
of  the  gods  under  the  emperors,  that 
Tacitus  foresaw  the  certain  presage 
of  their  decline.  The  Spartan  youth 
who  died  with Leonidas— the  Theban 
who  bled  with  Epaminondas,  were 
animated  by  the  same  dignified  spi- 
rit. The  crucifixes  of  Switzerland, 
and  the  mountain  chapels  of  Tyrol, 
still  attest  the  devotion  which  burns 
undecayed  among  the  descendants 
of  Tell  and  the  soldiers  of  Hofer. 
It  was  during  the  fervour  of  devo- 
tion, that  the  liberty  of  the  United 
Provinces  arose — the  burghers  of 
Haerlem  cheerfully  sacrificed  their 
lives  for  their  salvation ;  and  from 
its  support,  that  an  inconsiderable 
province  of  Brabant  rose  victorious 
over  the  power  of  Spain  and  the  In- 
dies. The  soldiers  of  Bruce  knelt 
before  they  engaged  in  the  fight 
of  Bannockburn ;  and  it  was  in  the 
stern  valour  of  the  Puritans  that  a 
counterpoise  was  found  for  the  des- 
potism of  Charles,  and  the  decay- 
ing safeguards  of  feudal  liberty.  The 
fabric  cemented  by  such  hands,  is  of 
long  endurance  ;  it  speedily  acquires 
consistency,  and  shelters  for  centu- 
ries an  united,  virtuous,  and  happy 
people.  That  which  is  reared  by  the 
spirit  of  infidelity  and  the  vehemence 
of  passion,  tears  society  in  pieces 
during  its  terror,  and  leaves  behind 
the  wreck  of  nature,  and  a  long  ca- 
talogue of  woes. 

It  is  for  the  same  reason,  that  con- 
stitutions struck  out  at  a  heat,  are 
never  durable,  and  that  those  only 
survive  the  decay  of  time,  -which, 
like  the  oak,  have  slowly  grown  with 
the  progress  of  ages.  The  spirit  of 
innovation,  the  passion  for  demo- 
cracy, has  created  the  former;  the 
spirit  of  freedom,  the  resistance  to 
experienced  suffering,  has  moulded 
the  latter.  The  former  have  follow- 
ed the  lurid  flame  of  popular  ambi- 
tion, and  perished  in  the  strife  of  de- 
mocratic passion;  the  latter  have 
been  guided  by  the  steady  light  of 
experience  and  reason,  and  survived 
through  ages,  by  adapting  themselves 
to  their  wants.  The  former  have 
been  allied  to  violence,  intemper* 
ance,  and  infidelity,  and  have  run 
the  destined  course  of  guilty  passion. 
The  latter  have  been  founded  on 
moderation,  wisdom,  and  religion, 


[Jan. 


and  shared  in  the  undecaying  youth 
of  the  human  race. 

The  same  principle  explains  the 
uniform  tendency  of  great  manu- 
facturing towns,  in  all  ages  of  the 
world,  to  democratical  and  turbulent 
principles.  In  these  great  hotbeds 
of  corruption,  where  human  beings 
are  congregated  together  in  vast 
numbers — where  vice  spreads  from 
the  contagion  of  multitudes,  and 
passion  feeds  upon  profligacy  of  ha- 
bit— where  virtue  is  abashed  by  the 
effrontery  of  guilt,  and  vice  is  encou- 
raged by  the  facility  of  concealment 
— where  ardent  spirits  Jnflame  the 
mind,  while  they  weaken  the;  body, 
and  licentious  pleasure  brutalizes 
the  intellect,  while  it  unchains  the 
passions — democratical  ambition  has 
ever  been  predominant.  These  great 
receptacles  of  guilt  have,  in  all  ages, 
been  turbulent  and  unruly,  because 
they  were  formed  of  persons  whose 
passions  were  ungovernable;  but 
they  have  never  led  to  permanent 
freedom,  because  they  were  never 
based  on  virtue  and  religion.  The 
history  of  the  democracies  of  Athens 
and  Florence,  of  Ghent  and  Genoa, 
exhibits  splendid  passages  and  he- 
roic actions;  but  no  uniform  progress 
or  permanent  freedom.  The  mob  in 
these  communities  often  succeeded 
in  overthrowing  their  superiors,  but 
never  in  subduing  themselves ;  their 
annals  exhibit  the  vehemence  of 
party  strife,  and  the  bloody  catastro- 
phes of  popular  insurrections,  but 
never  the  uniform  protection  of  all 
classes  of  the  citizens,  or  the  steady 
progress  of  universal  freedom.  Their 
rise  was  hailed  by  no  grateful  nations, 
their  progress  marked  by  no  expe- 
rienced blessings.  Unlike  the  bene- 
ficent sun  of  Roman  greatness,  which 
shone  only  to  improve,  their  blaze, 
like  the  dazzling  glare  of  the  meteor, 
"  Rolled,  blazed,  destroyed,  and  was  no 
more." 

It  is  the  confounding  of  these  op- 
posite principles  which  makes  the 
advances  of  democracy  so  perilous, 
and  accounts  for  the  large  number 
of  wise  and  good  men  who,  in  all 
ages,  have  joined  themselves  to  its 
ranks,  and  swelled  the  array  of  those 
who  wrere  destined  to  ruin  their 
country.  Democracy  borrows  the 
language  of  virtue — it  speaks  of  jus- 
tice, and  equality,  and  freedom— it 


183-2.] 


Remote  Causes  of  the  Reform  Passion. 


11 


invokes  heart-stirring  names,  and 
awakens  ennobling  recollections.  In- 
numerable able  and  good  men,  like 
the  virtuous  part  of  the  Reformers 
in  these  times,  are  misled  by  the  ho- 
mage which  vice  has  thus  paid  to  vir- 
tue—they join  the  ranks  of  the  wick- 
ed— they  find  themselves  unable  to 
moderate  their  excesses,  and  at  last 
become  the  victims  of  the  fatal  al- 
liance they  have  formed. 

"  I  see  well,  O  Athenians,"  said 
St  Paul,  "  that  you  spend  your  lives 
in  seeing  and  hearing  something 
new."  The  desire  for  innovation — 
the  contempt  for  whatever  is  ancient, 
or  established,  or  venerable— the  in- 
cessant craving  for  novelty  and  exci- 
tation, are  the  earliest  symptoms  of 
that  corruption  of  public  thought 
which  leads  first  to  the  strife  of  civil 
dissension,  and  then  to  the  dissolution 
of  private  manners.  For  fifteen  years 
past,  this  fatal  passion  has  been  in- 
cessantly spreading  among  us.  This 
must  have  forced  itself  on  the  obser- 
vation of  the  most  inconsiderate.  In 
every  department  of  life,  this  great 
change  may  be  observed;  but  in  none 
so  much  so  as  in  the  objects  of  study, 
and  the  subjects  of  public  interest. 
The  old  works,  which  contain  the 
condensed  wisdom  and  luminous 
research  of  ages,  are  neglected,  and 
new  productions  incessantly  brought 
forward  to  satisfy  the  craving  of  a 
vitiated  taste.  The  poetry  of  Milton 
and  Thomson,  of  Pope  and  Dryden, 
is  almost  unknown  to  the  rising  ge- 
neration ;  and  in  its  stead,  the  splen- 
did extravagance  of  Byron,  or  the 
bewitching  license  of  Moore,  is  insi- 
nuated into  every  breast.  The  great 
historians  of  former  times,  Hume, 
Robertson,  and  Gibbon,  lie  neglect- 
ed on  the  shelves  of  the  booksellers, 
while  the  ephemeral  trash  of  modern 
novels,  "or  the  cursory  sketches  of 
galloping  travellers,  occupy  the  lei- 
sure of  a  voracious  public.  No  one 
now  goes  back  to  the  cautious  wis- 
dom of  Adam  Smith,  or  the  learned 
sagacity  of  Hume ;  but  in  their  stead 
fhe  crude  theories  of  Ricardo,  and 
the  rash  paradoxes  of  M'Culloch, 
have  become  the  watchword  of  the 
whole  liberal  party  in  the  state.  The 
sorrows  of  Clementina  are  forgotten 
—and  the  genius  of  Richardson  has 
yielded  to  the  changing  phantasma- 
goria of  dissipated  life,  or  the  exclu- 
sive circles  of  aristocratic  pride,  No 


great  works  intended  to  be  durable, 
or  destined  to  be  immortal,  are  now 
composed ;  but  every  thing  is  adapt- 
ed to  the  fleeting  taste  of  a  caprici- 
ous generation.  Even  Sir  Walter 
Scott  himself,  the  rival  of  Shak- 
speare,  whose  gigantic  mind  soars 
above  all  surrounding  talent,has  con- 
tributed, by  his  prolific  ability,  to 
deprave  the  public  taste.  New  no- 
vels, of  heart-stirring  interest,  are 
now  looked  for  as  regularly  as  rolls 
for  the  breakfast  table :  and  while 
his  numerous  imitators  have  failed 
in  rivalling  his  transcendent  genius, 
they  have  too  faithfully  kept  up  the 
appetite  for  novelty,  which  his  unri- 
valled powers  created  in  the  public 
mind. 

The  extraordinary  prevalence  of 
magazines  and  reviews,  and  the  im- 
measurable increase  of  the  daily 
press,  in  this  age  of  fleeting  literary 
talent,  is  another  proof  of  the  rest- 
less and  unsettled  disposition  which 
forms  so  striking  a  feature  in  the 
temper  of  the  times.  In  many  of 
these  periodical  works  there  is  great 
talent  to  be  found ;  but  it  is  chiefly 
directed  to  the  gratification  of  the 
imagination,  or  the  excitation  of  the 
passions,  and  seldom  to  the  cultiva- 
tion of  the  understanding,  or  the  im- 
provement of  the  heart.  The  moral 
essays  of  Addison — the  dignified  mo- 
rality of  Johnson — the  elegant  dis- 
quisitions of  Mackenzie,  would  now 
find  few  readers.  Stronger  passions 
must  be  developed,  more  vehement 
language  adopted,  greater  extrava- 
gance pursued,  if  the  attention  of  a 
fickle  and  inconstant  public  is  to  be 
arrested. 

But  most  of  all  is  the  intempe* 
ranee,  vehemence,  and  sophistry  of 
the  daily  press,  a  proof  of  the  levity 
and  diseased  state  of  the  popular 
mind.  In  perusing  the  abominable 
mass  of  misrepresentation,  falsehood, 
exaggeration,  wickedness,  and  de- 
mon talent,  which  fills  the  pages  of 
too  many  of  the  reforming  and  po- 
pular journals,  it  is  impossible  to 
wonder  at  the  delusion  which  per- 
vades so  large  a  portion  of  the  na- 
tion, or  to  avoid  the  melancholy  con- 
viction, that  we  are  fast  approaching 
a  great  national  catastrophe,  from 
the  total  extirpation  of  all  religious, 
rational,  or  moral  feeling  in  a  great 
part  of  the  people.  On  this  subject 
we  cannot  do  better  than  quote  the 


12 

recent  words  of  a  well-known  writer, 
who  will  not  be  suspected  of  lean- 
ing unduly  to  the  conservative  side, 
and  whom  we  quote  as  an  unwilling 
witness,  not  an  authority.  "  The  peo- 
ple in  power,"  says  Cobbett, "  at  one 
and  the  same  time  ascribe  the  violent 
acts  of  the  people  to  want  of  edu- 
cation, and  to  the  reading  of  cheap 
publications.  The  fable  of  the  town 
in  danger  of  being  taken  by  an  ene- 
my, tells  us  that,  upon  a  consulta- 
tion amongst  the  tradesmen  upon  the 
best  means  of  defending  the  town, 
the  tanner  said, '  If  you  have  a  mind 
to  have  the  town  well  secured,  take 
my  word  for  it  there  is  nothing  like 
leather ;'  and  we  now  hear  the  pub- 
lishers of  the  London  daily  papers, 
whenever  they  hear  of  a  riot  or  a 
fire,  whenever  they  hear  of  a  work- 
house-keeper or  an  overseer's  head 
being  broken,  or  a  tread-mill  being 
demolished,  burst  out  in  indignant 
rage  that  the  poor  creatures  that 
commit  the  violences  cannot  get  a 
London  broadsheet  to  read.  Jud- 
ging from  my  own  feelings,  I  should 
say  that  it  is  happy  for  the  grinders 
and  the  starvers  that  the  working 
people  do  not  get  these  sheets  to 
read ;  for  the  effect  which  the  read- 
ing of  them  has  upon  me  invariably 
is  to  fill  me  with  revenge  and  with 
rage ;  and  to  such  a  degree,  that,  if 
I  could  be  induced  to  set  fire,  the 
reading  of  these  at  once  stupid  and 
atrocious,  publications  would  urge 
me  on  to  the  act ;  and  operating  on 
me  as  the  music  of  Timotheus  did 
upon  Alexander,  I  really  am  ready, 
sometimes,  upon  flinging  down  their 
mass  of  paragraphs,  to  seize  a  flam- 
beau, and  rush  out  to  burn  up  the 
whole  of  this  infernal  Wen,  this  col- 
lection of  filth,  moral  as  well  as  phy- 
sical, this  poisoner  of  the  mind,  and 
destroyer  of  the  bodies  of  the  whole 
kingdom ;  but,  above  all  things,  this 
collection  and  amalgamation  of  li- 
terary conceit,  corruption,  and  stu- 


Memote  Causes  of  the  Reform  Passion, 


[Jan. 


ever  looking  at  the  true  causes 
of  the  evil ;  brutal  enough  to  believe 
that  the  people  would  have  their 
minds  changed,  and  be  made  as  quiet 
as  they  were  formerly,  by  being  ge- 
nerally what  these  stupid  men  call 
educated  j  being  brutal  enough  to 


believe  this,  at  the  same  time  that 
they  are  making  reports  which  shew 
that,  where  one  working  man  could 
read  and  write  formerly,  twenty  can 
now;  being  so  stupid  as  this,  but 
finding  that  the  education,  as  they 
call  it,  does  not  tend  to  produce  that 
submission  which  they  teach,  they 
have  recourse  to  the  last  remedy 
known  to  the  minds  of  such  men ; 
namely,  to  punishment  in  all  its 
shapes,  forms,  and  degrees  of  seve- 
rity." * 

Such  is  the  opinion  which  this  de- 
clared republican,  and  author  of  so 
many  useful  tracts  for  the  poor,  en- 
tertains of  the  daily  press,  the  exten- 
sion of  which  is  held  forth  by  the  re- 
formers as  the  only  remedy  for  the 
violence  and  brutality  of  the  people. 
That  this  press  has  done  an  infinite 
deal  of  mischief,  must  be  obvious  to 
the  meanest  capacity.  But  it  is  fully 
as  much  an  effect  as  a  cause ;  it  ori- 
ginates in  a  depraved  and  diseased 
state  of  the  public  mind,  as  much  as 
it  produces  or  increases  it.  Half  a 
century  ago,  the  false  assertions,  in- 
temperate abuse,  infidel  sneers,  and 
vehement  passions,  of  a  large  part  of 
the  London  press,  would  have  dis- 
gusted the  whole  influential  part  of 
the  nation,  and  its  authors  would 
speedily  have  sunk  into  obscurity 
and  contempt.  Now  it  is  to  be  found 
in  drawing-rooms  as  well  as  pot- 
houses, and  is  greedily  perused  by 
fair  and  high-bred  eyes,  as  well  as 
the  victims  of  intemperance  or  the 
sirens  of  pleasure. 

The  consequence  of  this  unsettled 
state  and  change  of  temper  in  the 
public  mind,  have  strongly  appeared 
in  the  legislation  of  late  years.  The 
commerce,  the  currency  of  the  coun- 
try, have  felt  the  innovating  tempest ; 
deep  and  desolating  furrows  have 
been  left  in  the  wealth,  industry,  and 
happiness  of  the  people.  From  this 
has  flowed  the  sudden  changes  in 
our  commercial  policy,  which,  what- 
ever may  be  thought  of  the  abstract 
wisdom  of  their  adoption,  are  now 
universally  admitted  to  have  been 
top  precipitately  embraced :  from 
this  has  flowed  the  fatal  suppression 
of  the  paper  circulation,  which  has 
done  more  to  augment  the  public 
distress  than  any  similar  measure 


*  Cobbett,  Nov.  26,  1831. 


1882.] 


Remote  Causes  c>fthe  Reform  Passion. 


which  ever  was  adopted  by  a  legis- 
lature. From  this  has  proceeded  the 
violent  adoption  and  authoritative 
imposition  of  Catholic  emancipation 
— a  measure  which,  however  just 
when  abstractly  considered,  is  now 
admitted  to  have  done  violence  to  the 
feelings  of  a  majority  of  the  nation ; 
the  benefits  of  which,  though  loudly 
promised,  have  never  yet  been  ex- 
perienced; which  has  distracted  a 
peaceful,  without  tranquillizing  an 
agitated  community ;  which  has 
thrown  the  torch  of  civil  discord  into 
England,  without  taking  it  out  of  Ire- 
land. 

Scotland  has  in  a  peculiar  manner 
suffered  from  the  whirlwind  of  inno- 
vation. It  narrowly,  and  by  unpre- 
cedented exertions,  escaped  the  de- 
struction of  its  system  of  banking; 
from  which  had  flowed  the  broad 
stream  of  Scottish  prosperity,  and  the 
ruin  of  which  would  have  brought 
with  it  that  of  one-half  of  all  the  in- 
dustrious poor  in  the  country.  They 
have  been  visited  with  changes  in 
the  administration  of  justice,  greater 
than  ever  before,  in  so  short  a  time, 
were  inflicted  on  any  people;  and 
which  experience  has  now  demon- 
strated, like  all  other  violent  and 
sweeping  changes,  to  have  remedied 
few  experienced  evils,  and  intro- 
duced many  unknown  grievances. 
They  have  been  compelled  to  adopt 
a  system  of  jury  trial  in  civil  causes, 
totally  unsuitable  to  the  character, 
habits,  and  institutions  of  the  nation, 
and  which,  besides  inflicting  severe 
injustice  on  individual  fortunes,  has 
totally  dammed  up  and  exterminated 
all  that  extensive  class  of  legal  ques- 
tions in  which  parole  evidence  is 
required. 

But  all  these  evils,  great  as  they 
are,  and  seriously  as  they  have  af- 
fected the  institutions  and  prospe- 
rity of  the  country,  are  trifling  in 
comparison  to  that  which  has  arisen 
from  the  delusion  and  error  on  po- 
litical subjects,  has  been  carried 
among  that  party  who  now,  to  our 
misfortune,  are  at  the  helm  of  affairs, 
and  whose  rashness  has  done  so 
much,  in  so  short  a  time,  to  aug- 
ment the  rapid  progress  of  national 
dissolution. 

"  I  hope  to  see  the  time,"  says 


18 

Lord  Brougham,  "  when  every  poor 
man  in  the  country  will  be  able  to 
read  Bacon." — "  It  would  be  much 
more  to  the  purpose,"  says  Cobbett, 
"  if  he  could  give  every  poor  man  in 
the  country  the  means  of  eating  ba- 
con." Practical  sagacity  never  gave 
a  better  reproof  to  theoretical  and 
perilous  delusion.  To  suppose  that 
one-tenth  of  mankind,  in  any  rank, 
are  capable  of  either  understanding 
or  benefiting  by  Bacon,  is  absurd ; 
but  to  suppose  that  one-hundredth 
part  of  those  in  the  lower  ranks, 
chained  by  necessity  to  daily  labour, 
can  derive  any  benefit  from  the 
Novum  Organum,  is  the  height  of 
infatuation.  Let  us  hear  republican 
Cobbett  on  the  subject:  "  The  Lord 
Chancellor  has  an  intention,  it  is 
said,  of  proposing  the  establishment 
of  parish  libraries,  for  the  purpose 
of  educating  the  working  people. 
Only  think  of  apartments  for  read- 
ing and  lecturing  in  every  parish. 
These  men  know  no  more  or  Eng- 
land than  they  do  of  the  moon,  and 
the  lands  in  the  moon.  '  Labourers' 
Institutes,  with  apartments  for  read- 
ing and  lectures  !'  It  is  madness,  and 
not  a  hair  short  of  it.  To  propose 
that  sheep,  and  oxen,  and  horses, 
should  be  taught  to  fly,  as  birds  do, 
would  not  be  a  bit  more  a  sign  of 
madness.  It  is  the  employers  that 
want  to  be  educated :  the  landlords, 
parsons,  and  large  farmers,  require 
to  be  taught,  that  it  is  their  true  in- 
terest, in  the  end,  to  cause  the  work- 
ing people  to  live  well,  and  to  pos- 
sess the  means  of  being  well  dress- 
ed." *  It  may  be  added,  that  though 
the  poor  will  derive  no  benefit  what- 
ever, but  probably  nothing  but  mis- 
chief, from  Labourers'  Institutes  and 
reading-rooms,  there  is  one  booh 
from  whose  perusal  they  can  derive 
nothing  but  good,  and  which  is  as 
well,  as  Lord  Brougham's  visions  are 
ill,  adapted  to  every  capacity;  but 
that  is  the  last  book,  as  was  well 
observed  by  Professor  Wilson,  of 
which  we  hear  any  thing  from  the 
reformers. 

When  such  extraordinary  delu- 
sions as  these,  that  the  time  will 
come  when  every  poor  man  can  read 
Bacon,  are  seriously  entertained,  and 
gravely  stated  by  men  of  acknow- 


Cobbett,  Nov.  26,  183L 


Remote  Causes  of  the  Reform  Passion. 


14 

ledged  ability,  and  in  exalted  situa- 
tions, it  is  not  surprising  that  the 
nation  should  be  torn  in  pieces  by 
insane  projects  of  innovation.  In 
fact,  if  the  prevailing  errors  in  the 
democratical  party  are  traced  to 
their  source,  they  will  be  found  to 
originate  chiefly  in  the  prevalence 
of  that  very  idea  as  to  the  intellec- 
tual powers  of  the  lower  orders,  and 
the  prodigious  change  which  is  to 
be  wrought  in  them  by  the  preva- 
lence of  general  education.  If  it  be 
once  conceded,  that  all  the  labour- 
ers are  capable,  or  can  be  rendered 
capable,  of  reading  and  comprehend- 
ing Bacon,  nothing  can  be  more  evi- 
dent, than  that  it  is  not  only  perfectly 
safe,  but  absolutely  necessary,  to 
invest  them  with  a  full  shave  of  po- 
litical powers.  But  if  the  reverse 
be  proved  to  be  the  fact,  equally  by 
history  and  experience — if  the  great 
mass  of  the  lower  orders  are  inca- 
pable, from  their  avocations,  of  en- 
joying the  leisure  requisite  for  se- 
rious study,  and,  from  their  habits, 
of  comprehending  or  taking  an  inte- 
rest in  subjects  of  science — if  know- 
ledge is  to  them  an  acquaintance 
with  the  "broad  sheets"  of  error, 
not  the  narrow  page  of  truth  and 
salvation— -if,  while  nature  has  been 
prodigal  to  all  of  passion,  she  has 
been  sparing  to  most  of  intellect 
— if  the  only  subject  on  which  no 
pains  have  been  taken  by  the  liberal 
party  to  instruct  the  people,  is  the 
only  one  in  which  all  mankind  feel 
an  interest,  and  the  only  book  which 
they  have  taken  no  steps  to  disse- 
minate, is  that  which  alone  contains 
what  is  really  necessary  for  their 
temporal  and  eternal  happiness— 
then  it  follows,  that  a  more  fatal  and 
perilous  doctrine  than  this  never  was 
propagated,  or  one  more  calculated 
to  dissolve  society  into  anarchy,  and 
render  the  very  name  of  education 
odious  in  the  world.  It  follows,  that  to 
intrust  political  power  to  such  hands, 
is  to  commit  the  fabric  of  society  to 
the  elements  of  disorder — to  with- 
draw the  people  from  useful  indus- 
try, by  precipitating  them  into  hurt- 
ful ambition— and  to  flatter  their  pas- 
sions at  the  expense  of  their  virtue 
and  their  happiness. 

But  this  is  not  the  only  subject 
on  which  the  erroneous  opinions  of 
the  liberal  party  are  such  as  to  ex- 
cite the  astonishment  of  all  the  ra* 


[Jan. 


tional  and  well-infowned  part  of 
mankind.  A  celebrated  leader  of 
their  school,  in  an  evil  hour,  broached 
the  incredible  paradox,  that  the  ab- 
sence of  her  landed  proprietors  did 
no  mischief  to  Ireland;  and  imme- 
diately a  thousand  Whig  voices,  in 
every  part  of  the  empire,  re-echoed 
the  astounding  fallacy.  The  Whig 
papers  incessantly  urged  the  salutary 
effects  which  would  result  from 
lowering  the  duty  on  spirits,  and  in 
an  evil  hour,  the  Duke  of  Welling- 
ton yielded  to  their  suggestions.  In 
opposition  to  the  convincing  proofs 
of  the  fatal  consequences  of  this 
me&sure,  which  the  increasing  de- 
pravity, appalling  vices,  and  savage 
cruelty  of  the  lower  orders,  in  every 
part  of  the  empire,  afford ;  ia  oppo- 
sition to  the  records  of  all  criminal 
courts,  which  begin  and  end  with 
spirits, — they  still  maintain  that  that 
measure  was  beneficial.  They  stout- 
ly argued  for  twenty  years,  in  the 
face  of  the  general  prosperity  of 
England,  with  Poor  Laws,  and  the 
unequalled  misery  of  Ireland,  with- 
out them,  that  no  legal  provision 
should  be  made  for  the  indigent; 
and  now  they  have  as  rapidly  chan- 
ged their  position,  because  their 
leader  in  political  science  has  dis- 
covered his  error.  Their  conduct 
reminds  us  of  what  is  narrated  in 
history  of  the  conversion  of  the  An- 
glo-Saxon kingdoms.  "  The  Prin- 
cess Edelgitha  was  converted  to 
Christianity,  and  by  her  influence  ef- 
fected the  conversion  of  her  Lord, 
and  all  the  people  were  baptized 
with  him.  Soon  after,  they  relapsed 
into  their  errors,  and  all  the  nation 
immediately  resumed  the  practices 
of  idolatry." 

In  considering  the  causes,  in  a 
philosophical  point  of  view,  of  this 
extraordinary  infatuation  on  political 
subjects  of  the  liberal  party  in  this 
country,  their  long  exclusion  from 
office  is  probably  the  most  promi- 
nent. Having  been  for  more  than 
half  a  century,  with  the  short  excep- 
tion of  Mr  Fox's  administration  in 
1783,  and  Lord  Grey's  in  1807,  in 
the  ranks  of  opposition,  they  have 
been  hardened  into  a  compact  ob- 
durate mass,  who  support  each  other 
with  extraordinary  tenacity,  and,  like 
the  exiles  from  France,  draw  no 
light  from  the  opinions  of  others,  or 
passing  events,  "  Us  n'ont  rien  ap- 


1832.] 


Remote  Causes  of  the  Reform  Passion. 


pris,  ils  n'ont  rien  oublies,"  is  equal- 
ly true  of  the  one  and  the  other. 

It  is  the  nature  of  long  exclusion 
from  office,  or  misfortune  of  any 
sort,  to  make  men  adhere  with  invin- 
cible obstinacy  to  preconceived  opi- 
nions, shut  their  eyes  to  the  les- 
sons of  wisdom  and  experience,  and 
derive  no  light  from  the  course  of 
passing  events.  It  is  the  eftect  of 
the  same  causes  to  make  them  cling 
closely  together;  support  each  other 
in  their  follies,  equally  as  their  vir- 
tues, and  adopt  with  blind  idolatry 
whatever  is  put  forth  by  the  spiri- 
tual leaders  of  the  party.  On  this 
principle,  the  impotence  of  persecu- 
tion to  extinguish  religious  heresy  is 
founded ;  and  hence  it  is  that  error 
is  nowhere  adhered  to  with  such 
tenacity,  as  by  those  who  have  suf- 
fered in  any  degree  for  their  opi- 
nions, and  regard  themselves  as 
martyrs  to  the  cause  of  truth.  This 
principle  is  of  universal  application, 
and  has  been  in  operation  from  the 
beginning  of  the  world;  and  it  is 
in  this  reaction  of  thought  against 
power,  that  the  foundation  is  laid  for 
the  ultimate  developement  of  truth, 
and  the  coercion  of  physical  force 
by  the  sway  of  moral  resolution. 

But  though  such  are  the  ultimate  ef- 
fects of  this  salutary  principle  in  hu- 
man affairs,  its  immediate  consequen- 
ces are  often  in  the  highest  degree 
prejudicial,  and  productive  of  the 
most  dreadful  convulsions  to  society. 
The  emigrant  noblesse,  by  shutting 
their  eyes  to  the  lessons  of  experience 
and  the  course  of  events,  imposed  a 
government  upon  France  which  was 
unsuitable  to  the  temper  of  the  times, 
precipitated  the  reigning  family  from 
the  throne,  and  produced  the  career 
of  mob-government,  popular  sway, 
and  universal  suffering.  The  Whigs 
of  England,  equally  blinded  by  their 
sectarian  spirit  and  long  exclusion 
from  government,  have  introduced 
measures  which  promise  to  be  hard- 
ly less  injurious  in  their  conse- 
quences, and  certainly  are  as  much  at 
variance  with  wisdom  and  experi- 
ence. 

Every  person  must  have  observed, 
in  every  part  of  the  empire,  how 
justly  these  observations  are  appli- 
cable to  the  Whig  party  for  the  last 
forty  years.  As  a  body,  they  are 
respectable  for  their  abilities,  and 
many  of  them  highly  estimable  for 


15 

their  talents  and  their  virtues.  But 
there  is  throughout  them,  generally, 
a  deplorable  want  of  originality  of 
thought,  and  a  most  extraordinary 
principle  of  subordination  to  the 
doctrines  of  their  leaders.  When 
you  arc  acquainted  with  one  or  two 
of  the  influential  men  of  the  party, 
you  can  predicate  with  perfect  cer- 
tainty their  opinions  on  every  sub- 
ject of  philosophy,  history,  politics, 
or  taste.  None  seem  to  think  for 
themselves  but  a  few  leading  cha- 
racters ;  and  whatever  they  say  is 
immediately  adopted  with  implicit 
obedience  and  reverential  awe  by 
all  their  inferiors.  They  have  con- 
trived to  turn  the  current  of  human 
thought  into  confined  and  artificial 
channels.  They  take  in  nothing  but 
Whig  newspapers ;  read  nothing  but 
Whig  reviews;  study  nothing  but 
Whig  publications;  live  with  none 
but  Whig  society.  There  is  to  be 
found  in  them,  generally,  a  most  ex- 
traordinary uniformity  and  slavish- 
ness  of  opinion,  accompanied  by  a 
degree  of  prejudice  and  tenacity  to 
error,  which  would  appear  altoge- 
ther incredible  in  men  of  such  ac- 
quirements as  many  of  them  are,  did 
we  not  know  by  experience,  that  it 
is  the  uniform  attendant  of  opposi- 
tion to  power  in  all  ages  and  parts 
of  the  world. 

By  constantly  raising  the  war-cry 
of  freedom,  and  adopting  the  doc- 
trines which  were  agreeable  to  the 
humbler  classes  of  the  people,  in 
whom  their  principal  political  sup- 
port is  to  be  found,  this  party  have 
gradually  acquired  a  very  great  in- 
fluence over  the  middling  and  lower 
orders.  During  the  war,  from  the 
excitation  of  national  enthusiasm, 
and  the  influence  of  government  in 
the  disposal  of  its  enormous  expen- 
diture, this  influence  was  not  sen- 
sibly perceived ;  but  since  the  peace, 
it  has  been  constantly  and  steadily 
on  the  increase,  and  has  at  length 
produced  the  social  tempest  by  which 
we  are  now  assailed.  The  conser- 
vative party  were  not  aware  of  their 
danger — reposing  in  fancied  security 
on  the  laurels  of  Nelson  and  Wel- 
lington ;  strong  in  the  consciousness 
of  the  real  justice  and  wisdom  of 
their  principles;  regarding  with  sa- 
tisfaction the  growing  magnitude, 
increasing  opulence,  and  augmenting 
splendour  of  the  empire  under  their 


Remote  Causes  of  the  Reform  Passion. 


16 

lenient  and  moderate  sway — they  did 
not  perceive  how  extensively  the 
delusion  of  error,  the  poison  of  in- 
fidelity, the  seeds  of  anarchy,  had 
spread  among  the  people.  They 
were  not  aware  that  a  great  part 
of  the  British  youth,  in  all  ranks, 
had  adopted  liberal  principles ;  that 
the  press,  directing  the  fountains  of 
human  thought,  had  almost  all  espou- 
sed the  liberal  side  ;  and  that  in  the 
midst  of  the  glories  and  splendour 
arising  from  the  triumph  of  conser- 
vative principles,  the  opposite  party, 
just  because  these  glories  and  that 
splendour  had  crowned  the  efforts 
of  their  opponents,  had  gradually 
disseminated  the  delusions  which 
were  calculated  to  overthrow  them. 
By  incessant  exertions  at  public 
meetings,  in  periodical  journals, 
newspapers,  and  political  publica- 
tions, by  propagating  the  doctrines 
most  agreeable  to  the  immense  class 
of  readers  whom  general  education 
was  wakening  into  political  activity, 
and  by  sedulously  striving  to  instil 
their  principles  into  the  minds  of 
youth,  ever  accessible  to  error 
when  disguised  under  the  splendid 
colouring  of  freedom  and  liberality, 
they  have  succeeded  in  poisoning 
the  sources  of  knowledge,  and  pro- 
ducing a  state  of  mind  in  the  public 
which  cannot,  it  is  to  be  feared,  be 
eradicated  without  an  experience  of 
the  suffering  which  such  errors  are 
calculated  to  produce,  and  of  which 
we  are  beginning  to  feel  the  com- 
mencement. They  have  mingled  not 
life,  but  death  in  the  honied  cup,  and 
the  nation  is  writhing  under  the 
poison  which  it  has  received. 

"  Cosi  al  'egro  fauciul'  porgiarao  aspersi, 
Di  soavelicor  gli  orsi  del  vaso 
Succlii  amari,  ingannato  intanto  ei  bene 
Et  dal'  inganno  suo  morte  reccvc." 

It  is  from  the  same  cause  that  the 
alarming  fact  is  to  be  accounted  for, 
that  a  large  proportion  of  the  mid- 
dling orders  of  that  important  class, 
who,  in  1793, were  almost  unanimous 
against  the  principles  of  revolution, 
are  now  become  vehement  support- 
ers of  the  Reform  Bill.  The  reason 
is,  that,  at  the  former  period,  they 
were  not  infected  with  the  torrent 
of  error,  delusion,  and  sophistry, with 
which,  for  the  forty  succeeding  years, 
the  Whigs  have  incessantly  filled  the 
public  mind.  The  plain  good  sense 


[Jan. 


of  Englishmen  was  not  then  under- 
mined by  the  "  fanaticism  of  French 
infidelity,"  as  Carnot  finely  called  it; 
nor  was  the  firmness  of  English  pa- 
triotism overborne  by  the  extrava- 
gance of  an  ambitious  Opposition. 
They  had  not  then  learnedtoveil  irre- 
ligion  under  the  cloak  of  liberality — 
licentiousness  under  that  of  liberty — 
or  paradox  under  that  of  philosophy. 
It  is  the  incessant  efforts  of  the  Whig 
party,  since  they  were  excluded  from 
office,  to  pervert  the  public  mind, 
coupled  with  the  attractive  garb  of 
liberality  and  freedom  which  they 
wore,  which  has  gone  so  far  to  shake 
the  pillars  of  national  security,  and 
prepared  the  way  for  public  convul- 
sion, by  the  unhinging  of  private 
opinion.  The  Tories  have  much  to 
answer  for,  in  not  having  sooner 
made  exertions  to  stem  this  devast- 
ating torrent ;  but  the  truth  is,  they 
were  not  aware  of  their  danger,  and 
reposed  in  fancied  security  on  the 
edge  of  an  abyss,  which  was  silently 
preparing  to  engulf  them.  They  did 
not  recollect,  that  there  is  no  barrier 
so  great — no  power  so  overwhelm- 
ing— that  is  not,  in  the  end,  over- 
come by  the  incessant  application  of 
an  inconsiderable  force — that  towers 
which  withstood  the  shock  of  war, 
yield  to  the  mouldering  hand  of  ve- 
getation— and  that  mountain  barriers, 
impassible  to  human  strength,  are 
worn  through  by  the  ceaseless  flow 
of  water. 

We  do  not  accuse  the  leaders  of 
Whig  thought  of  intentional  error, 
or  a  wish  to  injure  the  cause  of  hu- 
manity. We  are  convinced  they  act- 
ed on  principles  the  very  reverse; 
and  we  have  no  doubt,  as  human  na- 
ture is  everywhere  the  same,  that, 
in  similar  circumstances,  we  should 
be  as  much  warped  by  error,  and 
mystified  by  prejudice,  as  they  have 
been.  What  we  assert  is,  that  cir- 
cumstances have  produced  an  utter 
perversion  of  mind,  and  blindness  to 
truth,  in  almost  the  whole  of  their 
body :  that,  following  the  principle 
of  opposition,  even  in  speculative 
thought,  they  have  studied,  not  with 
the  design  of  discovering  truth,  but 
of  discovering  arguments  against 
their  opponents,  and  adopted  error, 
not  because  it  was  supported  by  reat 
son,  or  justified  by  experience,  but 
because  their  antagonists  had  stum- 
bled upon  truth.  This  principle  af- 


Remote  Causes  of  the  Reform  Passion. 


1832.] 

fords  a  key  to  their  grand  errors  on 
all  subjects.  The  Tories  supported 
the  war,  therefore  the  Whigs  oppo- 
sed it;  the  Tories  based  their  autho- 
rity on  the  influence  of  religion, 
therefore  the  Whigs  covertly,  but 
incessantly,  turned  it  into  ridicule ; 
the  Tories  encouraged  the  colonies  of 
the  empire,  therefore  the  Whigs 
strove,  the  moment  they  got  into 
power,  to  depress  them ;  the  Tories 
supported  the  allies  of  England,  and 
endeavoured  to  weaken  their  ene- 
mies, therefore  the  Whigs  endea- 
voured to  injure  their  allies  and  be- 
nefit their  enemies;  the  Tories  sup- 
ported the  British  against  the  foreign 
cultivator,  therefore  the  Whigs  are 
preparing  to  sacrifice  him  to  his 
rival ;  the  Tories  had  augmented  the 
duties  on  spirits,  to  check  the  con- 
sumption of  that  ruinous  article, 
therefore  the  Whigs  earnestly  advo- 
cated their  reduction,  and  deluged 
the  country  with  crime  in  conse- 
quence ;  the  Tories  had  maintained 
inviolate  the  national  faith,  therefore 
the  first  measure  of  the  Whigs  was 
to  violate  it ;  the  Tories  laboured 
assiduously  to  uphold  the  consti- 
tution, therefore  the  Whigs  signal- 
ized their  first  accession  to  power 
by  an  attempt  to  overthrow  it.  Such 
conduct  would  appear  incredible,  on 
the  ordinary  principles  of  human 
conduct,  but  it  is  easily  accounted 
for,  when  we  recollect  that  the  Pro- 
testants stood  up  at  prayer,  because 
the  Catholics  had  knelt,  and  destroy- 
ed the  cathedrals,  because  they  had 
erected  them. 

The  sudden  and  perilous  exten- 
sion of  education  to  the  lower  orders 
of  the  people,  at  the  very  time  that 
these  perilous  and  innovating  prin- 
ciples were  incessantly  inculcated 
by  the  popular  party,  and  the  vast 
increase  of  our  manufacturing  towns, 
at  the  same  period,  have  both  con- 
tributed to  augment  the  same  fatal 
propensity.  The  one  augmented  the 
channels  by  which  the  poison  of  in- 
fidelity and  the  delusions  of  error 
reached  the  lower  orders,  while  the 
latter  increased  immensely  the  in- 
flammable and  corrupted  mass  into 
which  they  were  to  be  poured.  There 
are  twenty  of  the  poor  who  can  now 
read,  for  one  who  could  do  so  for- 


17 

merly ;  and  all  of  the  manufacturing 
towns  of  Britain  have  added  fifty, 
many  one  hundred  per  cent,  to 
their  numbers,  during  the  last  ten 
years.  These  changes  co-existing  in 
the  lower  classes  of  society,  with  the 
warp  towards  error  which  the  Whig 
party  had  acquired  during  the  revo- 
lutionary contest,  have  combined  to 
produce  the  present  extraordinary 
and  anomalous  state  of  public 
thought.  When  the  vast  and  de- 
mocratical  bodies  in  the  manufactu- 
ring towns  were  wakened  into  poli- 
tical life,  and  had  their  passions 
turned  by  the  power  of  reading  into 
the  arena  of  domestic  strife,  the 
newspapers  soon  discovered  that 
their  principal  circulation  was  to  be 
looked  for  in  these  great  emporiums 
of  the  passions  ;  and  that  nothing 
was  so  acceptable  to  them  as  inces- 
sant abuse  of  their  superiors.  "  Eges- 
tas  cupida  novarum  rerum,"*  speed- 
ily asserted  its  fatal  ascendency 
in  the  commonwealth;  every  thing 
which  was  sacred  or  venerable,  sanc- 
tified by  usage,  or  recommended  by 
experience,  speedily  became  the  ob- 
ject of  attack  to  the  shafts  of  ridi- 
cule and  the  artillery  of  sophistry ; 
and  political  ambition,  anxious  to 
triumph  by  such  instruments,  soon 
discovered  that  no  method  could  be 
relied  on  for  success,  but  extrava- 
gance in  the  same  inflammatory  prin- 
ciples, and  increase  in  the  same  po- 
pular flattery.  Hence  the  fatal  ra- 
pidity with  which  revolutionary  prin- 
ciples have  spread  of  late  years ;  the 
utter  perversion  of  thought  in  a  large 
portion  of  the  people  on  all  political 
subjects;  the  abhorrence  to  every 
thing  established ;  the  passion  for  in- 
novation, and  the  universal  growth 
of  irreligious  principle,  and  moral 
depwvity,  in  the  population  of  all  the 
great  cities  of  the  empire. 

As  long  as  these  principles  were 
confined  only  to  speculative  men, 
the  teachers  of  youth,  or  the  popu- 
lar leaders,  they  did  no  immediate 
mischief,  and  were  instrumental  only 
in  preparing  the  downfall  of  establish- 
ed institutions,  by  sapping  the  foun- 
dations in  general  opinion  on  which 
they  rested;  but  when  they  began 
to  be  carried  into  effect  by  legisla- 
tion, they  have  invariably  produced, 


*  Tacitus. 


VOL.  XXXI.  NO.  CLXXXI. 


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Remote  Causes  of  the  Reform  Passion. 


[Jan. 


or  threatened,  the  most  disastrous 
effects.  Each  successive  accession 
of  the  Whig  party  to  power,  accord- 
ingly, for  the  last  half  century,  has 
been  marked  by  the  immediate  com- 
mencement of  some  perilous  mea- 
sure, and  the  nation  has  on  every 
such  occasion  narrowly  escaped  ship- 
wreck from  their  enormous  inno- 
vations. Mr  Fox,  in  1783,  instantly 
prepared  his  India  Bill,  which,  if  it 
had  not  been  defeated  by  the  firm- 
ness of  the  House  of  Peers,  would, 
by  vesting  the  whole  patronage  of 
India  in  the  hands  of  the  Crown, 
have  long  ago  subverted  the  ba- 
lance of  the  constitution,  and  de- 
stroyed the  liberties  of  the  people 
by  the  influence  of  Eastern  corrup- 
tion. No  sooner  were  they  installed 
in  power,  in  1807,  than  they  set  about 
forcing  Catholic  emancipation  at 
once  on  the  sovereign  and  the  peo- 
ple—a measure  which  has  wellnigh 
overthrown  the  equipoise  of  the  con- 
stitution, even  at  a  subsequent  pe- 
riod, and  which,  if  persisted  in  at 
that  time,  would  unquestionably  have 
led  to  a  civil  convulsion.  No  sooner 
had  they  got  possession  of  the  reins 
in  1830,  than  they  set  on  foot  mea- 
sures of  finance  which  threatened 
ruin  to  the  great  commercial  and  co- 
lonial interests  of  the  empire ;  and, 
when  defeated  in  that,  united  all  their 
strength  to  subvert  the  ancient  con- 
stitution of  the  empire. 

But  it  is  in  the  very  magnitude  of 
these  changes,  and  the  vital  interests 
which  they  every  where  affect,  that  the 
best  security  against  their  ultimate 
success  is  to  be  found.  All  the  great 
interests  of  the  empire — our  agricul- 
ture, our  colonies,  our  shipping,  our 
commerce,  are  threatened  by  these 
perilous  innovations.  Nothing  but  the 
way  in  which,  for  a  quarter  of  a  cen- 
tury, they  have  deluged  the  country 
with  sophistical  principles,  could 
have  enabled  the  authors  of  these 
changes  to  remain  a  week  at  the 
head  of  affairs  :  they  are  borne  for- 
ward merely  on  the  stream  of  error 
and  passion  which  they  originally 


formed,  and  have  now  urged  into  a 
torrent.  But  the  practical  effect  of 
these  ruinous  innovations  must,  in 
the  end,  open  men's  [eyes  to  the  de- 
lusion on  which  they  are  founded, 
and  convince  those  whose  under- 
standings have  become  so  warped  as 
to  be  inaccessible  to  every  other  spe- 
cies of  persuasion.  Already  every 
branch  of  industry— every  man  who 
lives  by  his  labour  in  the  country,  is 
suffering  from  their  innovations.  If 
fatal  measures  can  be  retarded  a 
little  longer,  the  tide  must  set  in  the 
other  direction. 

Still  greater  hope  is  to  be  derived 
from  the  reaction  of  genius  and 
wisdom,  against  violence  and  igno- 
rance, which  is  now  so  powerfully 
taking  place,  and  promises  soon  to 
purify  the  streams  of  thought  of  all 
the  dross  and  poison  with  which 
they  have  so  long  been  polluted.  It 
is  this  under  current  perpetually 
flowing,  which  corrects  the  errors  of 
prevailing  institutions,  and  ultimate- 
ly comes  to  influence  the  measures 
of  government,  by  swaying  the  opi- 
nions of  those  who  direct  it.  Al- 
ready the  talents  of  the  conservative 
party  have  been  splendidly  drawn 
forth;  already  have  the  youth  of 
England  flocked  to  the  side  of  truth 
at  both  universities,  and  the  cause 
of  order  triumphed  in  every  field 
where  it  has  been  brought  to  com- 
bat the  principle  of  misrule.  In  the 
solitude  of  thought,  the  drops  of 
genius  are  beginning  to  fall  from 
their  crystal  cells,  and  the  fountains 
of  eloquence  to  pour  forth  those 
mighty  streams  which,  unlocked  in 
a  moment  of  peril  and  alarm,  are 
destined  to  vivify  and  improve  man- 
kind through  every  succeeding  age. 
It  is  in  such  contemplation  of  the 
healing  powers  of  Nature,  that  men, 
in  arduous  times,  are  best  fitted  to 
discharge  their  social  duties;  and 
the  sufferings  are  not  to  be  regretted 
which  awaken  men  to  noble  feel- 
ings, and  amidst  the  passions  which 
distract,  point  to  the  wisdom  whicli 
finally  governs  the  world. 


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INTERCEPTED   LETTERS    FROM   A   ROMAN    CATHOLIC    CLERGYMAN   RESIDING    IN 
IRELAND,  TO  A  FRIEND  IN  ROME. 


How  we  came  into  possession  of 
the  following  important  documents 
we  do  not  feel  ourselves  called  upon 
to  say,  further  than  that,  in  giving 
them  to  the  world,  we  are  guilty  of 
no  breach  of  private  confidence. 

They  contain  disclosures  respect- 
ing the  views  of  the  Roman  Catholic 
party  in  Ireland,  which  will  not  come 
by  surprise  upon  the  readers  of  this 
journal,  as  they  are  in  accordance 
witli  all  our  previous  anticipations. 
We  required  them  not  for  the  con- 
firmation of  our  opinions.  But  there 
are  many  to  whom  they  must  be  of 
use.  Facts  are  stubborn  things, — 
and  often  bring  home  conviction  to 
minds  that  would  have  been  inacces- 
sible to  argument. 

The  reader  will  smile  at  the  serious 
earnestness  with  which  this  popish 
writer  argues  in  favour  of  the  notion, 
that,  because  events  have  strangely 
combined  for  the  temporary  exalta- 
tion of  his  cause,  that  cause  is  there- 
fore under  the  guidance  of  a  special 
providence.  Tlie  induction  is  far  too 
limited  to  warrant  the  conclusion  that 
he  draws; — but  it  is  important  as 
evincing  the  deep  sincerity  as  well 
as  the  enthusiasm  of  his  persuasions. 
The  time  will  come  when  we  shall 
be  able,  by  tracing  events  a  little 
farther,  to  reverse  the  inference,  and 
to  show  how  all  things,  even  the  most 
apparently  adverse,  work  together 
for  good,  and  how  true  religion  shall 
have  been  benefited  by  the  tempo- 
rary exaltation  of  its  enemies.  Mean- 
while, it  is  well  to  be  instructed  by 
these  enemies  in  their  own  designs, 
and  to  be  distinctly  forewarned  by 
them  upon  what  it  is  they  calculate 
for  the  accomplishment  of  their  gi- 
gantic projects. 

When  the  writer  speaks  of  his  own 
party,  we  may  give  the  most  implicit 
credit  to  his  statements.  Not  so, 
when  he  speaks  of  the  Established 
Church.  Although  there  is  much 


truth  in  what  he  says  respecting  her 
present  condition,  yet,  generally 
speaking,  her  deficiencies  are  exag- 
gerated, and  the  errors  that  are  com- 
mitted in  the  disposal  of  her  patron- 
age, are  noticed  with  too  much  cen- 
soriousness  and  too  little  discrimina- 
tion. Nevertheless,  we  have  not 
thought  it  right  to  withhold  such  ani- 
madversions from  the  public.  A  man's 
enemy  is  often  his  best  looking-glass. 
It  is  better  to  see  our  faults  through 
a  medium  by  which  they  are  extra- 
vagantly magnified,  than  not  to  see 
them  at  all.  We  may  then  be  enabled 
to  realize  the  poet's  wish, 

"  Oh,  wad  kind  Heaven  the  giftie  gie  us> 
To  see  ourselves  as  others  see  us, 
It  wad  frae  mony  a  blunder  free  us, 

An  foolish  notion," 

and  the  very  malice  that  exults  in  our 
anticipated  destruction  may  prove 
like  the  noise  of  the  rattlesnake,  the 
warning  that  apprizes  us  of  our  dan- 
ger. 

It  was,  of  course,  with  no  such 
view  the  following  letters  were  writ- 
ten;— but  it  is  with  no  other  they 
are  now  submitted  to  the  reader. 
They  furnish  food  for  much  reflec- 
tion. They  prove  the  exceedingly 
unsound  foundation  of  our  present 
policy.  They  evince  the  watchful 
wiliness  of  our  adversaries,  and  our 
own  supineness  and  infatuation. 
They  show  how  much  more  has  been 
granted  "  upon  compulsion,"  than 
should  have  been  conferred  by  pru- 
dence or  by  wisdom.  In  a  word, 
our  folly  is  now  so  apparent,  and  our 
danger  so  imminent,  that  if  we  fail 
to  profit  by  this  last  and  most  stri- 
king exhortation  to  take  heed,  fur- 
nished as  it  were  by  the  sparkling  of 
the  assassin's  dagger  which  has  drop- 
ped unawares  from  its  sheath,  mi- 
racles would  fail  to  rouse  us, — "  we 
would  not  be  convinced  even  though 
one  rose  from  the  dead!" 


LETTER  I. 


MY  DEAR  FRIEND, 
You  are  naturally  desirous  to  know 
how  matters  go  on  in  Ireland :  I  mean, 
of  course,  the  only  matters  which 
should  or  ought  to  interest  you — 
those  which  concern  our  hitherto  af- 


flicted religion— the  true  Church  of 
God  in  the  Wilderness.  Truly,  my 
friend,  deep  is  the  joy  with  which  I 
inform  you  that  nothing  can  at  pre- 
sent be  more  prosperous.  Upon  the 
Continent,  you  tell  me,  all  is  gloom 


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and  danger — and  every  thing  seems 
to  threaten  unsettlement  and  change. 
Here,  also,  changes  appear  at  hand, 
but  changes  which  will  be  for  the 
better ;  changes  which  I  cannot  but 
regard  as  the  speedy  forerunners  of 
the  re -establishment  of  our  Holy 
Church  in  this  country.  It  is,  there- 
fore, some  consolation  to  know,  that, 
if  you  should  be  driven  from  home 
by  the  approaching  continental  trou- 
bles, there  is  every  reason  to  believe 
that  Ireland  will  be  speedily  in  a  con- 
dition to  merit  even  a  higher  distinc- 
tion than  that  of  the  "  Island  of 
Saints,"  by  affording  a  hospitable 
asylum  to  the  persecuted  orthodoxy 
of  Catholic  Europe. 

I  know  you  will  be  anxious  to  learn 
the  grounds  upon  which  I  thus  con- 
fidently predict  "  a  consummation  so 
devoutly  to  be  wished."  They  are 
many  and  various — some  of  them 
strong — some  of  them  slender — some 
arising  from  design — some  for  which 
we  are  indebted  to  accident — some 
proceeding  from  the  folly,  I  would 
say  the  infatuation,  of  our  enemies  ; 
some  from  the  unwary  ignorance  of 
our  friends;  but,  all  conspiring  to 
the  same  end,  with  an  unity  of  pur- 
pose so  curiously  perfect,  that  I 
should  deem  it  impiety  not  to  ascribe 
the  whole  to  the  guidance  of  a  gra- 
ciously superintending  Providence. 
Yes,  my  friend,  the  God  of  our  fa- 
thers still  watches  over  the  affairs  of 
our  Church,  and  will  visit  his  afflict- 
ed children  here  with  a  speedy  and 
effectual  deliverance.  We  have  suf- 
fered long  under  the  tyranny  of  the 
enemies  of  all  righteousness.  Our 
sacred  soil  has  long  been  polluted  by 
the  unhallowed  footsteps  of  the  Sax- 
on and  the  stranger.  The  time  is  not 
far  distant  when  we  shall  cast  off  the 
yoke,  and  exhibit  to  convulsed  and 
agitated  Europe  the  glorious  specta- 
cle of  a  country  combining  the  bless- 
ing of  true  belief  with  the  posses- 
sion of  national  and  legislative  inde- 
pendence. But  you  are,  I  know,  im- 
patient for  my  reasons  for  all  these 
confident  predictions.  You  shall  have 
them — listen — "  in  ordine  cuncta 
docebo." 

You  are  aware  of  the  circumstan- 
ces which  led,  in  1829,  to  the  passing 
of  the  Catholic  bill.  It  was  carried 
by  those  who  had  always  been  our 
consistent  and  determined  enemies. 
I  confess  that,  at  that  period,  I  was 


alarmed  by  the  violence  of  our  agi- 
tators in  this  country.  It  was  so  ex- 
treme, and,  as  it  appeared  to  me,  so 
injudicious,  that  1  feared  it  would 
have  disgusted  our  friends,  and  fur- 
nished Government  with  an  excuse 
for  coercive  measures  thaf  might 
have  interminably  protracted  the 
hour  of  civil  freedom.  But  I  was 
soon  to  be  agreeably  deceived,  and 
made  to  feel,  by  joyful  experience, 
that,  when  God  is  for  us,  not  even 
our  own  folly  can  counteract  his  wise 
decrees.  The  Duke  of  Wellington, 
who  acceded  to  office  with  a  secret 
determination  to  carry  our  question, 
made  that  very  violence  an  excuse 
for  appearing  to  be  frightened  into 
concessions,  for  which  he  would  not 
suffer  us  to  be  indebted  to  his  sense 
of  justice.  You  know  the  very  little 
interest  which  I  took  in  what  was 
called  "  the  great  question  of  Eman- 
cipation." You  also  know  my  rea- 
sons for  my  coldness  upon  that  sub- 
ject. I  feared  it  might  lead  to  a  de- 
fection from  our  holy  faith ;  and  civil 
liberty  would  have  been  dearly  pur- 
chased, if  the  necessary  consequence 
was  an  abandonment  of  true  re- 
ligion. If,  therefore,  a  Protestant 
Parliament  had  openly  and  gene- 
rously thrown  wide  its  gates  to  the 
outcast  Irish  Catholics,  and,  in  the 
true  spirit  of  enlightened  liberality, 
invited  them  to  enter,  I  feared  that 
the  proverbial  warm-heartedness  of 
my  countrymen  might  have  thrown 
them  off  their  guard,  and,  in  the  ar- 
dour of  their  unsuspecting  gratitude, 
exposed  them  to  heretical  contami- 
nation. But,  see  how  the  course  of 
events  was  actually  ordered,  and 
adore  the  wisdom  of  a  superintend- 
ing Providence  !  That  which  was  de- 
nied to  justice  and  to  policy,  was 
yielded  to  fear  !  That  which  was  re- 
fused, when  concession  would  have 
been  gracious  by  being  unconstrain- 
ed, was  granted  when  the  proposed 
measure  of  liberality  was  thankless 
because  extorted !  Then,  those  civil 
immunities,  which,  I  was  apprehen- 
sive, would  have  dissolved  our  party, 
were  conferred  upon  them  under  cir- 
cumstances by  which  our  party  was 
still  kept  together.  They  were  made 
to  feel  that  the  privileges  which  they 
acquired  were  the  reward  of  political 
violence.  They  learned  the  secret 
of  their  own  strength — the  import- 
ance of  their  own  union ;  and  they 


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are,  accordingly,  now  that  they  are 
invested  with  all  the  privileges  of  the 
state,  as  compact  and  as  resolute  for 
the  accomplishment  of  those  ulterior 
objects  to  which  you  and  I  so  ar- 
dently look  forward,  as  ever  they 
were,  in  the  day  of  their  disabilities, 
for  the  attainment  of  Emancipation. 
But,  you  will  ask  me,  was  the  iron 
Duke,  as  he  is  called,  really  frighten- 
ed by  the  Catholic  Association  ?  No 
more  than  I  was.  There  was  not  a 
man  in  England  who  knew  better  the 
stuff  of  which  they  were  made.  There 
was  not  a  man  in  Europe  who  would 
have  been  less  likely  to  quail,  if  there 
was  any  real  danger.  But  the  Duke, 
some  how  or  other,  began  to  consi- 
der that  the  measure  of  Emancipation 
was  a  wise  one.  Of  religion,  I  be- 
lieve no  one  accuses  him  of  caring 
very  much.  And  the  arguments  of 
Burke,  and  Fox,  and  Grattan,  who 
advocated  the  measure  when  it  really 
might  have  produced  what  they 
would  have  considered  salutary  ef- 
fects, began  to  impinge  upon  the  re- 
tina of  the  Duke's  mental  vision,  at 
a  time  when  circumstances  had  alto- 
gether altered  the  state  of  the  ques- 
tion, and  when  the  most  sanguine  of 
its  enlightened  advocates  would  have 
acknowledged  that  the  benefits  to  be 
expected  from  it  were  doubtful.  The 
Duke's  character  as  a  warrior  was 
complete.  His  exploits  placed  him 
at  the  head  of  the  chivalry  of  Europe. 
He  was  ambitious  of  the  character  of 
a  statesman ;  and  supposed  that  he 
could  not  exhibit  either  his  power  or 
his  wisdom  in  this  new  character 
more  decidedly,  than  by  carrying  a 
measure  which  baffled  the  ability  of 
the  greatest  senators  that  ever  were 
at  the  head  of  an  English  administra- 
tion. He  wished  to  eclipse  Pitt  and 
Fox  and  Canning,  as  completely  as 
he  had  conquered  Bonaparte.  To 
this  I  attribute  his  conduct.  He  was 
not  frightened  by  the  Catholic  Asso- 
ciation into  the  surrender  of  their 
civil  privileges — but  he  would  not 
suffer  their  violence  to  divert  him 
from  the  settled  purpose  of  confer- 
ring their  civil  privileges  upon  them. 
It  was  a  grand  thing  to  say  he  was 
afraid  of  civil  war.  It  had  its  effect 
upon  fools  and  dotards,  and  furnish- 
ed him  with  a  pretext  for  doing  that 
very  thing,  which,  had  there  been  the 
least  ground  for  his  apprehension,  he 
would  have  cut  off  his  right  hand 


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sooner  than  have  recommended.— 
But,  does  not  all  this  only  shew  that 
events  have  been  overruled  by  Pro- 
vidence ?  Results  have  been  produ- 
ced by  the  folly  of  our  agitators,  and 
the  infatuation  of  our  enemies,  which 
no  wisdom  or  foresight  on  our  part 
could  have  rendered  probable.  May 
the  same  Almighty  Power  still  con- 
tinue to  preside  over  our  affairs,  and 
may  we,  with  humble  gratitude,  learn 
to  estimate  the  value  of  his  divine 
protection ! 

I  have  now,  I  trust,  shewn  how  the 
measure  which  it  was  apprehended 
would  have  ruined  us  as  a  sect,  and 
weakened  us  as  a  party,  was  granted 
in  a  manner  and  under  circumstan- 
ces which  increased  and  consolida- 
ted our  political  and  religious  im- 
portance. If  it  found  us  strong,  it 
has  made  us  stronger.  But  that  is 
not  all,  or  even  half.  Whilst  it  pro- 
moted union  and  confidence  among 
us,  it  has  caused  divisions,  and  car- 
ried dismay,  among  our  adversaries. 
This  I  shall  now  proceed  to  explain 
to  you. 

The  Duke  of  Wellington  and  Mr 
Peel  were,  you  know,  regarded  as 
the  heads  of  the  Tory  party.  They 
were  distinguished,  during  their 
whole  political  lives,  by  hostility  to 
our  claims.  They  both  went  out  of 
office  when  Mr  Canning  became 
premier,  because  they  would  not 
act  under  a  prime  minister  who  was 
a  powerful  and  determined  advocate 
of  Emancipation,  although  Mr  Can- 
ning had  pledged  himself  not  to 
make  that  measure  a  cabinet  ques- 
tion, and  would  have  left  his  col- 
leagues free  and  unshackled  to  op- 
pose or  support  it  as  they  pleased. 
Well,  they  contrived  to  cripple  and 
embarrass  him  during  the  short- 
lived period  of  his  power,  and,  in 
the  end,  broke  his  heart.  That  bril- 
liant declaimer  may  be  said,  literally, 
to  have  fallen  a  victim  to  their  hos- 
tility and  his  own  ambition.  He  was 
succeeded  by  a  weakling  who  was 
as  amiable  as  a  man  as  he  proved 
imbecile  as  a  Minister:  a  friend, 
also,  to  our  claims ;  but  from  that 
very  circumstance  altogether  in- 
capable of  accomplishing  any  thing 
for  us.  Had  either  Canning  or  Lord 
Goderich  remained  in  power  to  this 
hour,  we  should  have  been  still  in 
bondage.  But  it  pleased  HIM  who 
ruleth  on  high  so  to  order  things 


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[Jaii 


here  below,  that  what  we  never 
could  have  obtained  from  our  friends, 
we  obtained  from  our  enemies. 
There  is  an  old  proverb  which  says 
that "  no  enemy  can  match  a  friend." 
This  Our  adversaries  were  doomed 
to  prove ;  while  for  us  was  reserved 
the  happier  experience  of  its  con- 
verse, namely,  that  no  friend  can 
match  an  enemy.  The  Duke  of 
Wellington  came  into  power  with 
the  loud  acclaim  of  the  Protestant 

rty,  who  regarded  him  as  a  leader 
whom  their  intolerance  should 
be  rendered  as  triumphant  in  the 
cabinet  as  the  arms  of  England  were 
in  the  field.  But  how  little  did  they 
know  what  awaited  them !  And, 
truly,  I  may  also  add,  how  little  did 
he  know  what  awaited  him !  In  a 
word,  he  deceived  their  hopes, — he 
abused  their  confidence.  Their  own 
chosen  champion  defeated  the  in- 
tolerante; — and  the  same  act  which 
wrecked  his  party,  and  ruined  him- 
self, struck  the  chains  off  the  hands 
of  the  liberated  millions  of  Catholic 
Ireland!  Yes,  our  emancipation 
would  have  been  but  half  accom- 
plished if  it  had  been  brought  about 
by  the  Whigs.  The  Tory,  or  con- 
servative party,  as  they  are  called, 
would  still  have  existed  in  their  un- 
broken strength,  and  have  been  able 
to  oppose  the  most  serious  obstacles 
to  those  ulterior  views,  with  refer- 
ence to  which  alone  faithful  be- 
lievers have  ever  looked  with  any 
degree  of  earnestness  to  the  re- 
moval of  civil  disabilities.  But  when 
the  same  act  which  consummated 
our  political  hopes,  annihilated,  or 
almost  annihilated,  the  faction  which 
could  alone  effectually  contend 
against  us  in  our  pious  endeavours 
for  the  re-establishment  of  our  an- 
cient ascendency;  when  our  exalta- 
tion was  not  more  sudden  or  com- 
plete, than  their  humiliation  was  un- 
expected and  disastrous,  how  is  it 
possible  to  refuse  our  assent  to  the 
conviction,  that  the  same  power 
which  led  the  Israelites  through  the 
Wilderness,  and  caused  them  to 
pass  dry-shod  through  the  Red  Sea, 
while  overwhelming  destruction 
awaited  their  oppressors,  was  visi- 
ble in  the  great  deliverance  which 
was  now  vouchsafed  to  his  perse- 
cuted Church,  and  in  the  prodigious 
discomfiture  which  was  visited  upon 
her  heretical  enemies  [ 


The  Duke  betrayed  his  party ;  and 
nothing  less  should  be  expected  by 
him  than  that  his  party  should  have 
deserted  him.  And  yet,  I  think,  if  he 
apprehended  that,  to  the  extent  that 
it  has  actually  taken  place,  even  his 
iron  nerves  would  have  shrunk  from 
the  consequences.  He  hoped,  per- 
haps, that,  after  a  season,  the  resent- 
ment of  his  old  followers  would  have 
passed  away ;  that  they  would  have 
had  reason  to  acknowledge  the  ridi- 
culous nature  of  the  apprehensions 
which  they  entertained  of  popish 
influence ;  or,  if  any  such  apprehen- 
sion appeared  likely  to  be  realized, 
that  they  would  have  been  rallied 
under  his  standard  by  a  sense  of  com- 
mon danger.  But  he  reckoned  with- 
out his  host.  The  Tories,  to  do  them 
justice,  were  deeply  sincere  in  their 
abhorrence  of  popery,  (as  the  poor 
deluded  creatures  are  wont  to  call 
true  religion,)  and  were  stung  by 
the  Duke's  treachery  to  a  degree  of 
madness  which  rendered  them  reck- 
less of  every  consideration  but  that 
of  revenge.  To  hurl  him  from  power 
seemed  now  the  summit  of  their  am- 
bition, without  any  regard  to  ulterior 
consequences.  The  vindictive  crea- 
tures resembled  the  insects  of  whom 
the  poet  has  said,  "  ponunt  in  vul- 
nere  vitas."  They  succeeded  in  then- 
object.  The  Duke  was  compelled  to 
resign :  and  the  consequence  was,  the 
promotion  of  an  exclusively  Whig 
administration.  Lord  Grey,  who 
assumed  the  reins  of  power,  felt 
himself  without  that  customary  sup- 
port without  which,  as  the  constitu- 
tion at  present  stands,  the  affairs  of 
government  cannot  be  carried  on; 
and,  although  a  most  haughty  aris- 
tocrat, and  pledged  by  a  declaration 
that  he  would  "  stand  by  his  order," 
has  been  compelled,  no  doubt  most 
unwillingly,  to  court  popular  sup- 
port by  proposing  a  measure  of  legis- 
lative reform,  the  most  sweeping  and 
radical  that  ever  was  entertained  by  a 
British  Parliament.  Oh !  my  friend, 
how  delightful  is  it  to  see  the  differ- 
ent parties  in  the  heretical  State  all 
pursuing  courses  so  directly  favour- 
able to  the  very  cause  to  which  any 
of  them  would  least  desire  to  be  sub- 
servient! Their  hostility  to  our 
Holy  Church  has  not  been  neutral- 
ized merely  by  their  insane  divi- 
sions : — it  has  been  rendered  fatal  to 
themselves.  Should  the  meditated 


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reform  take  effect,  how  can  the  mo- 
narchy stand? — and  with  the  mo- 
narchy must  go  the  Church  of  Eng- 
land.— And  who,  in  truth,  are  the  re- 
formers ?  None  other  than  the  in- 
tolerants,  whose  hatred  of  the  Duke 
for  what  they  called  his  base  deser- 
tion of  them  in  bringing  in  the  Ca- 
tholic bill,  caused  them  to  help  the 
Whigs  to  the  possession  of  power ; 
which  sooner  than  relinquish,  these 
children  of  sordid  emolument  and 
sedition  are  prepared  to  plunge  the 
country  into  civil  war. 

The  interest  which  this  great  ques- 
tion excites  at  the  present  moment 
is  not  to  be  described.  The  King 
has  been  induced  to  declare  himself 
in  favour  of  reform;  and  this  has 
made  even  the  loyalty  of  England 
take  part  with  those  who,  under 
other  circumstances,  would  be  de- 
nounced as  public  enemies.  The 
name  of  royalty  has  on  this  occasion 
been  made  use  of  for  the  purpose  of 
undermining  the  throne;  as  the  name 
of  religion  has  been  used  on  other 
occasions  for  the  purpose  of  over- 
turning the  altar ! 

These  providential  arrangements, 
(for  such  they  assuredly  are)  will 
become  the  more  manifest  when  it 
is  considered,  that  not  only  if  Can- 
ning had  remained  in  power,  eman- 
cipation would  not  have  been  grant- 
ed, but,  had  he  not  died,  reform  could 
not  have  taken  place.  His  removal 
from  office  was  not  more  necessary 
for  the  one  purpose,  than  his  removal 
from  existence  was  for  the  other. 
And  for  both,  God  bless  them,  we 
are  indebted  to  the  precious  Tories ! 
Had  Canning  lived,  the  very  Whigs 
who  are  now  endeavouring  to  retain 
office  by  means  of  reform,  (surely 
they  have  been  visited  with  "  a  strong 
delusion"  by  which  they  have  been 
made  "  to  believe  a  lie,"  )  WOULD  HAVE 

COME  WITH  POWER  PLEDGED  AGAINST 

IT  !  His  death,  therefore,  was  ab- 
solutely essential  to  the  acceleration 
of  more  coming  events  which  are  to 
herald  the  re-establishment  of  true 
religion.  The  Whigs  have  now  at- 
tained office,  but  it  is  morally  certain 
that  they  cannot  retain  it  one  hour 


after  the  floodgates  of  democracy 
have  been  opened  upon  the  consti- 
tution. Whoever  may  succeed  them 
will  be  the  creatures  of  the  mob,  and 
must  conform  in  all  things  to  the  su- 
preme will  and  pleasure  of  what  is 
in  mockery  termed  the  majesty  of 
the  people.  In  a  word,  Old  England, 
the  mother  and  the  protectrix  of 
heresies,  will  have  come  to  an  end, 
— and  new  England,  reformed  Eng- 
land, will  commence  a  career  of  re- 
volution and  anarchy,  which,  if  any 
human  penalties  could  atone  for  in- 
expiable offences,  would  serve  as  a 
propitiation  for  the  guilt  of  her  damn- 
able apostasy,  and  her  cruel  perse- 
cution of  the  Church  of  God,  with 
which  the  Inquisition  itself  might  be 
satisfied. 

These,  my  friend,  are  a  few  of 
"  the  signs  of  the  times"  in  this  coun- 
try. Upon  the  continent  I  am  com- 
pelled to  believe  that  things  wear  a 
different  aspect.  But,  be  comforted. 
You  may  rest  assured  that  if  we  are 
enabled,  by  the  divine  assistance,  to 
accomplish  the  objects  upon  which 
our  hearts  are  set,  the  Catholic 
Church  will  receive  a  reinforcement, 
by  the  aid  of  which  she  will  be  ena- 
bled to  defy  all  her  adversaries.  She 
may  be  persecuted ;  but  she  is  not 
forsaken; — she  may  be  cast  down, 
but  she  is  not  destroyed.  She  may 
be  deserted  by  hollow  friends ;  she 
maybe  beleaguered  by  insulting  ene- 
mies ;  the  Evil  One  may  storm  and 
rage,  and  hell  enlarge  itself  beyond 
measure  against  her ;  but  faith  must 
be  dead  within  us  if  we  abandon  the 
belief  that  she  is  still  under  His  pro- 
vidential care  who  can  convert  stumb- 
ling-blocks into  stepping-stones,  and 
cause  the  very  hostility  which  is  di- 
rected against  his  holy  religion  to 
contribute  more  directly  and  more 
effectually  to  its  establishment,  than 
any  plans  of  merely  human  contri- 
vance. From  what  has  been  already 
said,  I  think  the  truth  is  tolerably 
evident; — it  will  be  more  so  when 
you  are  more  particularly  instructed 
in  the  internal  condition  of  Ireland. 
For  the  present,  farewell. 

T.K. 


LETTER  II. 


MY  DEAR  FRIEND, 
You  are  now  instructed  respect- 
ing those  external  arrangements,  RS  I 


may  call  them,  relating  to  the^Church 
in  this  country,  by  which  serious  ob- 
stacles to  its  extension  and  establish- 


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[Jan. 


ment  have  been  removed.  You  have 
seen  that  it  was  redeemed  from  a 
state  of  bondage ;  and  that  in  such  a 
manner,  that  Avhat  has  been  already 
done  for  it  only  opens  a  vista  to  what 
may  yet  be  expected.  Catholic 
emancipation,  instead  of  a  final  set- 
tlement, was  but  the  foundation  for 
new  claims,  and  the  earnest  of  new 
concessions,  which  shall,  please  God, 
only  terminate  in  the  triumphant 
establishment  of  our  religion  in  all 
the  plenitude  of  its  ancient  glory. 
The  events  that  I  have  already  sketch- 
ed may  shew  you  that  my  expecta- 
tions are  not  altogether  visionary; 
still  less  will  they  be  so  considered 
when  we  come  to  view  the  internal 
arrangements,  which  will,  I  trust,  be 
perceived  to  be  the  exact  counter- 
parts of  what  have  been  described, 
and  that  the  former  do  not  more  com- 
pletely afford  facilities  for  the  attain- 
ment of  that  ecclesiastical  aggran- 
dizement which  is  in  prospect,  than 
the  latter  enable  our  Church  to  pro- 
fit by  them. 

In  the  first  place,  hold  it  in  mind, 
that  the  government  of  this  Protes- 
tant empire  bears  almost  the  whole 
expense  of  the  maintenance  and  edu- 
cation of  our  candidates  for  holy  or- 
ders. Just  imagine  how  a  proposition 
of  that  kind,  on  the  part  of  heretics, 
would  be  received  at  Rome,  and  you 
will  have  some  idea  of  the  stuff  that 
our  "  liberality""  is  made  of !  But  do 
not,  I  pray  you,  abuse  a  term,  which, 
in  this  instance  at  least,  is  of  such 
immense  importance  to  the  interests 
of  true  religion.  The  college  of  May- 
nooth,  where  our  young  men  are 
educated,  is  a  purely  eleemosynary 
institution.  It  is  supported  by  an 
annual  parliamentary  grant ;  and  was 
established  at  a  time  when  Bonaparte 
was  master  of  the  continent,  and 
when  it  was  apprehended  such  of 
our  people  as  went  abroad  for  educa- 
tion might  return  infected  by  French 
principles.  It  was  also  hoped,  that 
by  being  educated  at  home,  a  feeling 
of  gratitude  and  loyalty  would  be 
produced,  which  would  more  than 
compensate  for  the  expense  which 
was  thus  saddled  upon  the  country. 

When  you  remember  the  creed  of 
England,  and  the  laws  which  were  at 
that  time  in  force,  you  may  judge  of 
the  consistency  of  the  government  in 
thus  giving  a  positive  establishment 
(for  our  religion  was,  from  that  mo- 


ment, subordinately  established)  to 
a  Church  which  was  believed  to 
maintain  errors  that  were  damnable 
and  idolatrous.  They  thus  deliber- 
ately sacrificed  what  they  affected  to 
believe  to  be  the  spiritual  interests  of 
the  people,  to  considerations  of  state 
policy.  If  they  were  right  in  their 
opinion,  we  were  wrong  in  ours ;  and 
if  we  were  wrong,  however  we  may 
have  been  tolerated,  we  should  not 
have  been  encouraged  in  our  errors  j 
much  less,  furnished  with  the  only 
means  of  disseminating  them  amongst 
the  people !  But  thus  it  was  that  the 
Lord  blinded  the  understandings  of 
his  enemies !  And  I  can  promise  you 
that  there  was  in  this  case  no  depart- 
ure from  the  usual  result  of  such 
unhallowed  policy, — for  in  them  it 
was  unhallowed.  I  never  yet  knew 
an  instance  where  religion  was  sacri- 
ficed to  the  exigencies  of  state,  and 
where  the  exigencies  of  state  were 
really  answered  by  such  a  sacrifice. 
I  need  not  tell  you  that  the  principles 
inculcated  at  Maynooth  are  not  more 
favourable  to  the  British  govern- 
ment than  those  which  are  taught  on 
the  continent.  I  need  not  tell  you 
that  the  attachment  of  our  clergy  to 
their  own  religion  is  not  less  strong, 
or  that  their  hatred  of  an  heretical 
and  intrusive  establishment  is  not  less 
inveterate,  because  they  are  subsist- 
ed upon  an  eleemosynary  fund,  ex- 
torted from  mistaken  liberality,  and 
furnished  in  the  foolish  hope  of  ma- 
king" their  civil  conflict  with  their 
spiritual  allegiance.  No,  my  friend, 
your  brethren  in  Ireland  have  not  so 
learned  to  put  off  Christ.  Nor  have 
we,  for  one  moment,  by  any  act  or 
declaration  for  which  we  are  respon- 
sible, suffered  the  government  of  the 
country  to  be  deceived  upon  this  sub- 
ject. We  have  uniformly  professed, 
and  uniformly  acted  upon  the  pro- 
fession, that  our  civil  is  subordinate 
to  our  spiritual  allegiance.  Such  is 
their  stolidity,  that  they  have  saved 
us  the  trouble  of  any  mental  reser- 
vation. And  if  that  were  the  case  in 
the  day  of  our  humiliation,  what  may 
not  be  expected,  when,  to  use  the 
language  of  the  fanatic  regicide, 
"  The  Lord  has  delivered  them  into 
our  hajids  ?" 

The  period,  too,  at^which  this  es- 
tablishment was  founded  is  worthy 
of  being  held  in  mind.  The  penal 
disabilities  had  been  relaxed  to  a 


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degree  that  permitted  our  people  to 
enjoy  all  the  substantial  blessings  of 
the  constitution.  The  fields  of  trade 
and  commerce  were  thrown  open  to 
them,  as  were  also  the  liberal  pro- 
fessions, the  army,  the  navy,  the 
practice  of  medicine  and  the  bar. 
At  this  particular  period,  a  spurious 
liberality  and  a  profane  hardihood 
of  enquiry  led  many,  who  had,  pre- 
viously, been  dutifully  submissive 
to  the  commands  of  the  church,  to 
doubt  of  her  divine  authority,  and 
even  to  have  recourse  to  Holy  Scrip- 
ture for  the  purpose  of  ascertaining 
how  far  her  pretensions  were  sanc- 
tioned by  the  word  of  God.  Pro- 
fane and  absurd  temerity!  As  if 
that  which  would  not  have  been 
received  unless  she  bore  witness  to 
it,  was  to  be  erected  into  a  standard 
by  which  she  herself  was  to  be 
judged  !  As  if,  while  it  was  acknow- 
ledged that  upon  her  testimony 
alone  the  Scriptures  were  received, 
it  could  with  any  shew  of  reason  be 
pretended,  that,  upon  their  testi- 
mony alone,  she  should  be  rejected ! 
But  so  it  was.  Our  people  began 
to  exhibit  symptoms  of  heretical 
pravity,  such  as,  in  more  favoured 
countries,  would  have  caused  them 
to  be  handed  over  to  the  secular 
power.  It  was  no  uncommon  thing 
to  see  Catholics  of  the  better  class 
frequent  attendants  upon  Protest- 
ant places  of  worship.  Not  a  few 
of  that  description  made  a  formal 
renunciation  of  what  they  blasphe- 
mously called  "  the  errors  of  the 
Church  of  Rome;" — and,  had  the 
penal  laws  been  at  that  time  com- 
pletely repealed,  I  should  have  trem- 
bled for  the  consequences  !  But, 
thank  God,  they  remained  in  force 
just  sufficient  to  make  it  a  point  of 
honour  with  numbers  not  to  desert 
what  was  still  reputed  to  be  a  per- 
secuted sect,  who  in  no  one  respect 
paid  the  slightest  regard  to  any  of 
its  sacred  ordinances.  Truly,  my 
friend,  if  the  disabilities  and  perse- 
cations,  when  at  their  height,  were 
wellnigh  crushing  us,  the  slender 
remnants  of  them  which  then  sub- 
sisted were  our  only  preservatives 
against  annihilation.  They  were  the 
plank,  as  it  were,  which  saved  us 
from  being  overwhelmed  in  the 
ocean  of  liberalism  by  which  we 
were  surrounded.  Well— but  I  must 
not  digress  from  the  point  in  hand. 


25 

From  what  has  been  said  you  may 
well  imagine  the  better  classes  fur- 
nished but  few  candidates  for  holy 
orders.  Indeed,  my  friend,  with 
grief  I  speak  it,  a  Roman  Catholic 
gentleman,  at  the  period  to  which  I 
allude,  would  as  soon  have  thought 
of  bringing  up  his  son  to  be  a  con- 
jurer as  to  be  a  priest!  Formerly 
the  ranks  of  our  ministry  were  well 
supplied  from  the  gentle  blood  of 
Catholic  Ireland !  and  there  was  no 
family  in  the  country,  not  even  the 
highest,  who  would  not  have  felt 
proud  of  having  given  a  son  to  the 
service  of  the  sanctuary.  At  that 
time  no  one  could  be  educated  for 
our  ministry  who  was  not  in  cir- 
cumstances which  permitted  him  to 
visit  the  continent  as  a  gentleman, 
and  to  receive  a  liberal  education. 
But,  such  was  the  decay  either  of 
zeal,  or  of  orthodoxy,  or  of  inclina- 
tion to  be  set  apart  for  the  service 
of  God,  at  the  time  to  which  I  have 
particularly  directed  your  attention, 
that,  if  Providence  had  not  inter- 
fered in  an  extraordinary  way  on 
our  behalf,  the  services  of  religion 
must  have  been  altogether  neglect- 
ed ;  there  could  not,  humanly  speak- 
ing, have  been  found  a  body  of  cler- 
gy by  whom  its  holy  rites  might  be 
duly  and  efficiently  administered  in 
the  land.  Was  it  not,  then,  espe- 
cially important,  that  in  proportion 
as  the  supply  of  regularly  educated 
ecclesiastics  was  withheld  on  one 
side,  it  should  be  furnished  on  ano- 
ther;— that,  in  proportion  as  our 
own  gentry  deserted  us,  Protestant 
liberality  should  have  afforded  us  the 
means  and  the  opportunity  of  ma- 
king our  lower  orders  supply  their 
place ; — of  preventing,  in  fact,  a 
dearth  of  Catholic  ministers,  with- 
out whose  aid  the  Catholic  religion 
would  have  become  extinct  in  Ire- 
land? Indeed,  my  friend,  it  was. 
Herein  I  recognise  a  peculiar  provi- 
dence. Had  things  been  suffered  to 
take  their  natural  course,  our  gentry 
and  traders  would  have  been  ab- 
sorbed by  the  acquisition  of  wealth 
and  the  pursuit  of  honour;  and 
the  bulk  of  the  people  would  have 
been  ill  disposed  to  tax  themselves 
for  the  cost  of  an  establishment  such 
as  that  at  Maynooth.  It  was  then 
most  important,  that  at  this  critical 
period  we  should  have  been  enabled, 
by  the  bounty  of  an  heretical  Parlia- 


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96 

ment,  to  do  what  we  cither  could 
not  or  would  not  have  done  for  our- 
selves. When  our  Church  was  being 
deserted  by  her  own  unnatural  child- 
ren, her  continuity  and  permanency 
were  effectually  provided  for  by  those 
whom  she  has  ever  considered  out- 
casts and  aliens !  The  same  liberal- 
ism which  caused  the  defection  of 
our  friends,  enabled  us  to  obtain  as- 
sistance from  our  enemies  I  In  a 
word, — we  were  visited  by  a  drought, 
under  the  influence  of  which  we 
must  have  perished,  had  not  our  con- 
siderate Protestant  Government  pre- 
sented us  with  a  royal  patent  filter- 
ing machine,  which  enabled  us  to 
obtain,  even  from  the  sewers  and  the 
puddles,  water  enough  to  supply  our 
necessities  !  But  is  their  heresy  less 
a  heresy,  because  it  has  thus,  unwit- 
tingly, contributed  to  the  preserva- 
tion of  the  Church  of  God  ?  Assured- 
ly not.  If  we  profit  by  the  errors, 
we  know  the  motives  of  our  enemies ; 
— and  we  will,  when  the  opportunity 
presents  itself,  requite  them,  as  in 
duty  bound,  not  according  to  their 
acts,  but  according  to  their  inten- 
tions. Should  the  Israelites  have 
been  very  grateful  to  Balaam  for  the 
benediction  which  he  pronounced 
upon  them  ? — Did  they  not  know  that 
he  came  forth  to  curse,  and  that  he 
was  under  an  overruling  influence, 
"when,  lo!  he  blessed  them  alto- 
gether ?" 

Thus  were  we  saved  not  only  from 
our  enemies,  but  by  our  enemies ! 
Our  Church  was  preserved  to  con- 
tend against  Irish  heresy  ; — how  ? 
By  the  heresy  of  Ireland.  This  is, 
indeed,  the  Lord's  doing,  and  it  should 
be  marvellous  in  our  eyes  !  But  you 
may,  perhaps,  imagine,  that  the  sup- 
ply of  clergy,  which  was  thus  obtain- 
ed, however  sufficient  in  point  of 
numbers,  was  inferior  in  point  of 
education  and  condition  to  those  who 
used  formerly  to  officiate  in  our  mi- 
nistry. You  are  right.  They  are  in- 
ferior in  these  respects ;— but,  I  am 
prepared  to  shew  you,  that  that  very 
circumstance  peculiarly  qualifies 
them  for  the  services  which  they 
have  at  present  to  perform.  In  fact, 
no  gentleman  could  act  or  feel,  as  they 
are  required  to  feel  and  to  act.  A 
sympathy  with  the  1  o wer  orders,  from 
whom  they  spring,  almost  approach- 
ing to  an  antipathy  to  the  upper 
classes,  is  an  indispensable  requisite 


[Jan. 


in  the  character  of  a  Catholic  priest 
in  Ireland.  A  most  important  part 
of  the  business  of  our  clergy  is,  to 
keep  alive  in  the  minds  of  the  people 
a  keen  sense  of  insults  which  are  no 
longer  endured,  and  of  injuries  which 
are  no  longer  inflicted.  We  must  fill 
them  with  a  resentful  jealousy  and 
distrust,  as  the  only  means  of  guard- 
ing them  against  heretical  contami- 
nation. The  Irish  are  naturally  affec- 
tionate and  warm-hearted ;  and  their 
very  virtues  would  dispose  them  to 
entertain  favourable  impressions  of 
those  who  so  plausibly  profess  to  be 
solicitous  both  for  their  temporal  and 
eternal  welfare,  and  who  come,  as 
the  Apostle  prophetically  describes 
them,  seeking,  "  with  all  manner  of 
deceiveableness,"  "  to  pervert  the 
right  ways  of  the  Lord."  To  encoun- 
ter antagonists  such  as  these,  the  old 
gentlemanly  priests  were  no  more 
fitted,  than  spaniel  dogs  are  fitted  to 
contend  against  wolves  or  tigers. 
They  were  a  kindly,  easy,  good-natu- 
red, peace-loving  race,  who  did  very 
well  for  the  time  in  which  they  lived, 
when  the  great  object  was  to  lull  sus- 
picion, and  to  live,  as -far  as  in  them 
lay,  peaceably  with  all  men.  The 
Church  was  then  in  the  attitude  of 
a  supplicant,  and  nothing  better  be- 
came it  "  than  modest  stillness  and 
humility ;" — and  when  these  qualities 
were  accompanied  by  manners  which 
were  touchingly  simple,  and  an  edu- 
cation and  condition  which  claimed, 
if  not  reverence,  at  least  respect, 
every  thing  practicable  in  the  then 
state  of  things  was  accomplished.  A 
political  or  even  a  polemical  priest 
would  be  regarded  as  a  nuisance,  or 
denounced  as  a  traitor.  But  a  differ- 
ent class  of  men  is  now  required. 
The  Church  is  no  longer  a  supplicant. 
She  has  been  enabled  to  take  a  lofty 
attitude,  and  stands  erect  in  the  em- 
pire. She  has,  besides,  a  political 
as  well  as  a  religious  part  to  support ; 
and  her  future  prospects  depend  as 
much  upon  the  skill  and  the  ability 
with  which  she  acts  in  the  one  charac- 
ter, as  upon  the  integrity  with  which 
she  perseveres  in  the  other.  We 
were,  therefore,  furnished  with  a 
mild  and  inoffensive  priesthood,  as 
long  as  it  suited  our  policy  to  ap- 
pear unobtrusive  and  meek; — we 
are  furnished  with  a  bold  and  intre- 

§id  priesthood,  now  that  it  is  expe- 
ient  that  we  should  appear  formi- 


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dable.  Our  priesthood  consisted  of 
gentlemen,  when  the  Protestant 
clergy  and  gentry  were  to  be  con- 
ciliated j — now  that  intimidation  is 
the  order  of  the  day,  they  are  form- 
ed of  rougher  materials.  They 
were  thankful,  retiring,  most  sub- 
missive to  the  governing  authorities, 
as  long  as  these  authorities  seemed 
resolutely  bent  upon  the  support  of 
an  intrusive  Church,  and  acted  to- 
wards us  upon  a  principle  which  re- 
cognised the  broad  destruction  be- 
tween establishment  and  toleration ; 
— they  are  craving,  forward,  turbu- 
lent, and  ambitious,  and  lose  no 
opportunity  of  exhibiting  their  con- 
tempt for  the  powers  that  be,  now 
that  that  destruction  has  been  aban- 
doned, and  that  we  are  treated  as 
though  we  were  already  established, 
and  that  the  Church  of  England  is 
treated  as  though  she  were  already 
deposed.  Do  you  not  see  in  these 
things  a  providential  adjustment  of 
a  priesthood  to  circumstances,  such 
as  surpasses  merely  human  wisdom  ? 
To  me  it  would  seem  as  absurd  to 
say  that  the  liver  or  the  heart  were 
placed  by  accident  in  the  human 
body,  as  that  accident  governed  that 
combination  of  events  to  which  we 
owe  the  establishment  of  Maynooth 
in  Ireland ! 

How  unfitted  the  old  priests  would 
be  for  the  peculiar  circumstances  of 
this  country  at  present,  may  appear 
from  the  examples  of  the  few  of 
them  who  still  survive,  and  are  em- 
ployed as  parish  ministers;  They 
are  almost  all,  invariably,  on  good 
terms  with  the  Protestant  clergymen, 
and  not  unfrequent  visitants  in  the 
houses  of  their  Protestant  neighbours! 
Verily,  their  talk  is,  peace,  peace, 
when  there  should  be  no  peace. 
Peace,  in  order  to  prevent,  I  suppose, 
the  unconditional  submission  of  our 
heretical  enemies !  What  a  state  we 
should  be  in  if  we  were  abandoned 
to  their  aid  or  their  counsels !  No. 
A  different  sort  of  men  are  now  re- 
quired, and  a  different  sort  of  men 
we  have.  And  we  know  how  to 
manage  these  gentry  too ;  wherever 
we  discover  any  of  them  weakly 


27 

charitable,  or  foolishly  conciliatory, 
we  have  only  either  to  threaten  or 
to  send  a  curate  from  Carlow  or 
Maynooth,  to  act  as  viceroy  over 
him. 

You  are,  perhaps,  startled  at  the 
wildness  of  our  proceedings.  Re- 
collect that  we  have  already  a  ma- 
jority of  Irish  members,  who,  as  they 
value  their  seats,  must  be  our  obe- 
dient servants  in  the  Imperial  Par- 
liament. Believe  me  that  we  know 
what  we  are  about,  and  the  ground 
upon  which  we  stand.  Let  the  Mi- 
nister who  dares  to  speak  of  us  in 
any  other  language  than  that  of  re- 
spect, beware  how  he  provokes  our 
indignation.  As  a  proof  (for  I  know 
your  caution  and  timidity,  and  that 
you  will  not  be  easy  without  one) 
that  we  have  not  gone  too  far,  I  need 
only  mention  that  the  Bishop  of  Kil- 
dare  and  Loughlin,  Dr  Doyle,  lately 
published  a  pamphlet  in  which  the 
tithe  system  is  denounced,  and  in 
which  he  expresses  a  hope  that  the 
hatred  of  the  people  towards  it  "  will 
be  as  eternal  as  their  love  of  justice." 
The  consequence  of  this  was  mani- 
fest in  resistance  even  to  blood,  to 
the  demands  of  the  heretical  clergy. 
But  was  this  blood  visited  upon  him  ? 
Did  he  incur  any  blame  for  the  mas- 
sacres which  occurred,  when  the  pea- 
santry, in  pursuance  of  his  advice, 
opposed  themselves,  with  violence, 
to  the  execution  of  the  law  ?  No 
such  thing.  The  whole  odium  was 
cast  upon  those  who  sought  to  en- 
force  the  execution  of  the  law  :  no- 
thing seemed  farther  from  the  go- 
vernment than  the  intention  of  im- 
puting any  blame  to  Dr  Doyle ;  and 
the  Secretary  for  Ireland,  in  his  place 
in  Parliament,  took  occasion  to  pro- 
nounce a  public  panegyric  upon  his 
genius  and  his  virtues  !  This  will, 
I  hope,  satisfy  you  that  we  have  not 
as  yet  gone  too  far.  When  you  are 
farther  informed  respecting  our  ac- 
tual condition,  you  will  be  abun- 
dantly satisfied  that  discretion  pre- 
sides over  our  affairs,  and  that  we 
only  adopt  a  vigorous  policy  when 
the  wisest  measures  are  the  boldest 
and  most  decisive.  Adieu.  T.  K. 


LETTER  III. 


MY  DEAR  FRIEND, 
FROM  what  I  have  already  written, 
you  must  have  seen  reason  to  believe 


that  circumstances  have  hitherto  mi- 
raculously favoured  the  progress  of 
our  divine  religion  in  this  country ; 


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and  that  we  are  almost  equally  in- 
debted to  the  infatuation  of  the  Go- 
vernment, the  favour  of  our  friends, 
and  the  hatred  of  our  enemies.  To 
what  do  we  owe  the  establishment 
of  Maynooth  ?  To  the  hope  that,  by 
giving  us  a  domestic  education,  dan- 
gerous prejudices  would  be  remo- 
ved ;  and  that  we  might  not,  during 
the  prevalence  of  Jacobin  principles, 
have  any  intercourse  with  the  conti- 
nental universities.  Such  was  the 
profundity  of  British  statesmen ! — 
They  gave  us  a  domestic  education 
just  then  when  we  could  not  afford 
to  get  a  foreign  one ;  and  thus  re- 
cruited the  deserted  ranks  of  our 
ministers  by  a  supply  of  able  eccle- 
siastics, just  when  they  were  most 
wanted,  and  precisely  of  the  kind 
that  were  at  that  most  critical  period 
indispensable  for  the  vineyard  of  the 
Lord !  As  to  the  wise  precaution 
against  Jacobin  principles,  it  is  a  no- 
torious matter  of  fact,  that  they  have 
never  been  so  prevalent  as  since  the 
establishment  of  Maynooth  ;  and  that 
the  only  portion  of  our  clergy  who 
are  perfectly  free  from  them,  are  the 
clergy  who  have  been  educated 
abroad,  and  who  have  had  an  oppor- 
tunity of  seeing  their  fruits!  It  might, 
one  should  have  thought,  have  occur- 
red to  our  rulers  here,  that  Jacobin- 
ism is  only  plausible  upon  paper — 
that  it  is  in  its  principles  it  is  attrac- 
tive ;  in  its  wild  and  delusive  theory 
of  the  rights  of  man ;  but  that  the  in- 
stant it  becomes  operative  and  prac- 
tical, its  most  infatuated  votaries  can 
be  no  longer  blinded.  The  horrors 
to  which  it  leads  are  so  appall  ing,  that 
many  of  its  thorough-going  disciples 
have  been  driven,  by  a  kind  of  recoil, 
from  the  precipice  to  which  it  con- 
ducted them,  and  become,  for  the 
remainder  of  their  lives,  the  stanch- 
est  friends,  of  social  order.  Now 
this  was  the  case  with  many  of  our 
old  priests,  who,  I  assure  you,  were 
the  best  friends  the  Government  had 
during  the  late  rebellion.  There  are 
some  of  them  still  living,  who,  to  this 
day,  receive  pensions  for  the  services 
which,  on  that  occasion,  they  were 
considered  to  have  performed  for  the 
country !  But,  in  the  teeth  of  these 
facts,  what  do  the  Government  ? 
Why,  they  establish  a  seminary  where 
Jacobinism  (just  of  that  character, 
and  to  that  degree  which  may  answer 
our  purposes;  may  be  learned  in 


theory,  and  in  a  country  where  there 
is  yet  no  sufficient  opportunity  for 
seeing  it  in  practice!  And  this,  in 
order  that  it  should  not  be  learned 
where  the  living  tragedy  of  its  actual 
horrors  would  have  caused  men  to 
renounce  it  as  the  eldest  born  of 
Hell !  Was  there  ever  such  infatua- 
tion !  But  such  is  the  fact !  Jacobin- 
ism has  been  adopted  and  matricula- 
ted amongst  ourselves,  under  circum- 
stances which  do  not  suffer  it  to  re- 
volt the  feelings  of  our  young  men, 
and  which  render  it  impossible  for  a 
supine  and  impious  community  of 
heretics  to  discover,  under  its  spe- 
cious generalities,  and  its  glozing 
plausibilities,  the  mine  that  is  pre- 
pared for  their  destruction  !  This  is 
a  bold  perspective  picture.  You  will 
say,  perhaps,  it  is  too  bold.  But  be 
not  alarmed.  Be  faithful  and  fear 
not.  The  principles  which  they  them- 
selves have  sown  will  ripen  to  the  ruin 
of  our  adversaries — the  horrors  to 
which  they  will  give  rise,  will  operate 
for  the  preservation  of  faithful  be- 
lievers. "  They  have  sown  the  wind, 
and  they  will  reap  the  whirlwind." 
Their  Church  and  State  have  long 
cherished  within  them  the  seeds  of 
decay,  and  must  fall ,-  a  reaction  will 
then  take  place  in  our  favour  ;  and 
the  very  miseries  of  the  country  will 
lead  to  the  consolidation  and  secu- 
rity of  our  once  more  triumphant 
Church,  which,  as  was  said  by  the 
poet  of  the  city  from  which  she  takes 
her  name, 

"  Per  damna,  per  csedes,  ut  3psa 
Ducit  opes  animumque  ferro." 

To  what  have  we  been  indebted 
for  Emancipation  '?  To  a  foolish  ex- 
pectation on  the  part  of  our  adversa- 
ries that  our  civil  would  lead  to  what 
was  called  our  religious  liberty ! — 
that  by  becoming  free  citizens,  we 
should  cease  to  be  faithful  Christians! 
Has  this  expectation  been  answered  ? 
Verily  no,  nor  ever  will  be.  Our 
Church  will,  for  the  future,  be  pre- 
served as  effectually  from  the  crafts 
as  it  has  hitherto  been  from  the  as- 
saults of  the  Devil.  Our  guarantee 
secures  us  not  less  against  fraud  than 
against  violence.  And  our  designing 
enemies  may  yet  find,  to  their  cost, 
"  that  in  the  snare  that  they  had  laid 
for  others,  were  they  themselves  ta- 
ken." Our  system,  my  reverend  bro- 
ther, works  well.  Witness  the  recent 


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conversion  of  that  most  erudite  young 
nobleman,  Lord  Mount-Stewart — as 
also,  of  that  richly  beneficed  English 
clergyman,  a  near  relation  of  one  of 
the  present  Cabinet  Ministers.  But 
we  are  not  desirous  to  blazon  these 
things  abroad.  It  is  enough  that  they 
occur  now  and  then,  to  excite  the 
wonder  of  the  public,  and  fill  the 
imagination  of  the  vulgar.  We  are 
not  as  yet  in  a  condition  to  profit  by 
them  as  we  may  profit  by  them  here- 
after. The  lever  has  not  as  yet  been 
securely  fixed,  by  which  we  may  be 
enabled  to  move  the  world.  Depend 
upon  it,  however,  that  the  Crescent 
must  yield  to  the  Cross.  The  king- 
dom of  Satan  is  coming  to  an  end ; 
and  the  time  is  not  far  distant  when 
"  the  knowledge  of  the  Lord  shall 
cover  the  earth  as  the  waters  cover 
the  sea." 

And  not  the  least  important  of  the 
circumstances  that  at  present  favour 
us,  is  this,  that  the  Protestants  them- 
selves are  so  divided  that  we  are  al- 
ways, and  under  any  circumstances, 
able  to  calculate  upon  a  powerful 
party  as  our  steadfast  friends ;  even 
over  and  above  the  number  who  con- 
sider themselves  specially  retained 
by  us  in  the  Imperial  Parliament. 
The  liberals,  who  ridiculed,  as  an 
antiquated  folly,  unworthy  of  serious 
refutation,  the  notion  that  we  should 
ever  again  lift  up  our  heads  as  a 
prosperous  sect,  or  evince  the  least 
degree  of  intolerance,  feel  them- 
selves bound,  in  common  consis- 
tency, to  defend  us  from  any  charges 
of  that  kind,  as  often  as  they  are 
made ;  and,  when  facts  of  a  startling 
nature  are  alleged  against  us,  au- 
thenticated by  evidence  that  cannot 
be  gainsaid,  they  are  sure  of  carrying 
the  audience  along  with  them  by 
saying,  that  "  for  one  such  instance 
in  which  our  influence  is  abused, 
there  are  ten  in  which  it  is  used  for 
the  good  of  the  country." 

But,  methinks  I  hear  you  say, 
«  Why  should  your  influence  be 
abused  in  any  instance  ?  Why  excite 
suspicions  which  may  not  be  easily 
allayed,  or  provoke  resentment  which 
may  not  be  speedily  relinquished  ? 
Is  it  not  better  to  go  on  cautiously 
and  quietly  until"  My  friend, 

I  understand  you ;  but  you  do  not 
yet  understand  us.  We  have  a  very 
complicated  game  to  play  in  this 
country.  We  must  bribe  the  people 


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by  indulgence  in  a  little  violence,—- 
and  the  more  zealous  of  the  priest- 
hood by  conniving  at  a  little  seditious 
vehemence,  as  well  as  impose  upon 
the  Government  by  that  plausible 
exterior  of  dutiful  acquiescence  in 
their  wishes,  which  has  hitherto  ser- 
ved our  purposes  so  well,  and  con- 
verted them  into  our  slaves,  while 
they  supposed  that  we  were  their 
servants.  Besides,  how  should  we 
exhibit  our  power  if  there  was  not 
occasionally  an  outbreak  of  sedition 
which  gave  us  an  opportunity  of 
magnifying  our  office,  by  appearing 
as  the  pacificators  of  Ireland  ?  Rest 
assured,  therefore,  that  no  indiscre- 
tion, with  which  we  have  as  yet  been 
chargeable,  has  been  without  its  use. 
You  will  find,  upon  enquiry,  in  every 
instance,  that  it  has  either  increased 
our  power,  by  giving  confidence  to 
our  followers,  or  diminished  our  dif- 
ficulties, by  scattering  amongst  our 
enemies  dismay  or  delusion. 

Maynooth,  as  I  told  you,  is  the 
seed-bed  of  our  ministry.  Without 
it  we  could  not  have  got  on.  It  was 
established  at  a  period  when  there 
was  not  zeal  enough,  either  religious 
or  political,  to  raise  the  contributions 
by  which  it  might  be  supported. 
There  was  then  no  Catholic  rent. 
Indeed  if  it  were  not  for  the  kind  of 
influence  exercised  by  the  descrip- 
tion of  clergy  which  it  has  sent  into 
the  country,  the  Catholic  rent  never 
could  have  been  collected.  It  was, 
therefore,  most  important  as  an  or- 
gan for  furnishing  Ireland  with  a  po- 
litical priesthood — a  priesthood  se- 
parated from  the  gentry  by  a  wide 
line  of  demarcation,  and  identified 
with  the  bulk  of  the  people.  In  feel- 
ings, in  principles,  in  manners,  in 
habits,  in  sympathies,  in  antipathies, 
in  the  precise  character  and  extent 
of  their  erudition,  in  their  acquisi- 
tions, in  their  deficiencies,  they  are, 
to  a  nicety,  the  very  description  of 
persons,  without  whose  aid  nothing 
important  could,  at  present,  be  done 
for  the  regeneration  of  our  apostoli- 
cal Church,  and  the  re-establishment 
of  our  holy  religion.  But  that  is  not 
all.  Maynooth  contributes  largely  to 
the  supply  of  the  North  American 
priesthood.  The  Yankees  are  not  a 
religious  people.  With  all  their  li- 
berality, they  never  would  have  done 
for  the  faithful  amongst  us,  what  our 
Protestant  Government  has  done  for 


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the  faithful  amongst  them.  Indeed, 
Catholics  in  America  seem  at  present 
infected  with  the  same  latitudina- 
rianism  which  prevailed  in  this  coun- 
try about  the  period  of  the  French 
revolujtion.  It  is  difficult  to  raise 
amongst  them  a  sufficient  sum  of 
money  to  keep  our  chapels  in  repair, 
or  enable  our  clergy  to  subsist  in 
comfort.  The  thing  could  scarcely 
be  done  at  all  if  it  were  not  for  the 
annual  supply  of  our  emigrants.  As 
long  as  that  was  large,  it  more  than 
compensated  for  the  numbers  whom 
we  lost  by  perversion.  I  begin,  how- 
ever, now  to  have  some  fears  for  the 
state  of  transatlantic  Catholicity ;  or, 
indee'd,  I  should  rather  say,  for  the 
fate  of  the  unhappy  country  which 
may,  through  its  folly  or  for  its  sins, 
be  deprived  of  its  blessed  influence. 
The  character  of  the  Irish  emigra- 
tions has  of  late  years  considerably 
altered.  The  Protestants  are  now 
going  in  shoals  from  us,  while  the  Ca- 
tholics are  clinging  to  their  native 
soil.  Now  this  is  good  for  us; — it 
confirms  all  that  I  have  been  hither- 
to telling  you  respecting  our  pros- 
pects at  home ; — but  I  need  not  add, 
it  is  bad  for  America.  That  coun- 
try will  not,  as  usual,  be  supplied 
with  true  believers,  whose  new  zeal 
served  to  counteract  the  encroach- 
ments of  heresy,  and  to  keep  up  the 
temperature  of  true  religion.  I 
would,  therefore,  beg  leave  to  re- 
commend it  most  especially  to  your 
care.  And  while  you  rejoice,  as  you 
must  rejoice,  at  what  is  doing  here, 
leave  nothing,  I  beseech  you,  un- 
done by  which  the  evil  to  be  appre- 
hended there  may  be  averted. 

In  thus  calling  your  attention  to 
the  state  of  religion  in  America,  I  am 
not,  be  assured,  intermeddling  in  a 
matter  that  does  not  very  intimately 
concern  ourselves.  You  know  that 
if  we  have  given  that  country  many 
priests,  we  have  got  from  it  some 
bishops  ; — and  you  can  easily  under- 
stand how  important  it  is  that  we 
should  have  amongst  us  a  few  dig- 
nitaries who  have  received  a  repub- 
lican education.  We  are  then  ena- 
bled to  keep  up  a  connexion  with 
America,  which,  if  I  am  not  greatly 
deceived  in  my  prognosis  of  coming 
events,  will  not  appear  the  least  cu- 
rious or  beautiful  of  the  divine  ar- 
rangements. We  have  contributed 
to  keep  alive  in  America  a  hatred  of 


England.  America  has  contributed 
to  enkindle  amongst  us  a  love  of 
freedom.  We  have  supplied  them 
with  the  means  of  keeping  up  true 
religion;  they  will  yet  supply  us 
with  the  means  of  accomplishing  na- 
tional independence.  I  fancy  that 
I  see  you  lift  up  your  eyes  with  as- 
tonishment. N'importe.  All  will  yet 

be  plain.     <bt%fav  ?£  xai  i/Wio;  tyvu. 

While  I  write,  the  Reform  Bill 
has  been  rejected  by  the  House  of 
Lords.  So  much  the  better.  We 
are  not  as  yet  in  a  condition  fully  to 
avail  ourselves  of  all  its  advantages. 
As  matters  stand  at  present,  we  have 
quite  as  much  power  in  the  House 
of  Commons  as  is  necessary  for  the 
purposes  in  hand.  We  make  the 
Government  feel  our  importance  ;— 
and  will  cause  them  to  solicit  our 
acceptance  of  a  stipend,  which  will 
almost  entirely  relieve  us  from  de- 
pendence upon  the  voluntary  obla- 
tions of  the  people.  Not  until  we 
have  got  from  them  every  thing 
which  they  can  possibly  give,  will 
that  change  be  expedient  for  us 
which  the  late  project  of  reform 
meditated,  and  by  which,  if  it  should 
be  adopted,  the  constitution  must  be 
essentially  changed.  England  is  at 
this  moment  agitated  by  a  turbulent 
democracy,  which  has  encroached 
upon  the  province  both  of  the  nobi- 
lity and  the  crown.  What  will  be 
the  case  when  Boreas  shall  have,  in 
good  earnest,  snatched  his  trident 
from  the  hand  of  Neptune  ?  Will  Bri- 
tannia any  longer  "  rule  the  waves  ?" 
She  will  scarcely  be  visible  amongst 
the  breakers! 

Meanwhile,  under  cover  of  the 
confusion  that  prevails,  we  pursue 
our  systematic  designs  without  mo- 
lestation. The  Government  are  about 
to  intrust  to  us  what  amounts  to  the 
exclusive  patronage  and  control  of 
a  system  of  national  education.  They 
have  already  enabled  us  to  educate 
our  clergy;  and  it  will  go  hard  with 
us  if  we  do  not  now  raise  up  for 
them  suitable  congregations.  But 
the  plan  is  not  as  yet  fully  matured; 
and  it  would  be  idle  to  speak  of  its 
effects  until  we  have  it  in  actual  ope- 
ration. 

It  is,  of  course,  absurd  to  suppose 
that  a  body  of  clergy  who  possess  the 
means  of  influencing  the  return  of  a 
majority  of  Irish  members,  should 
not  command  great  consideration  in 


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the  Imperial  Parliament.  We  look, 
therefore,  ultimately,  to  establish- 
ment as  the  religion  of  the  state  in 
this  country ;— but  we  are  not  anxious 
to  precipitate  a  measure  which  might 
in  some  degree  deprive  us  of  the  con- 
fidence of  the  people.  Until  they 
have  obtained  every  thing  which  they 
can  reasonably  look  for,  we  will  not 
put  forward  our  claims.  They  will 
then  be  put  forward  for  us  in  a  man- 
ner which  cannot  be  resisted. 

Ministers,  I  have  reason  to  think, 
feel  the  obligations  which  they  owe 
us.  At  their  instance  we  forbore,  on 
the  late  elections,  to  make  our  people 
demand  from  the  candidate  a  pledge 
to  support  the  repeal  of  the  Union. 
Such  a  pledge  the  Ministers  would 
have  found  in  the  highest  degree  in- 
convenient ;  and,  I  believe,  there  is 
no  reasonable  length  to  which  they 
are  not  ready  to  go,  in  order  to  evince 
their  sense  of  our  forbearance.  You 
will  yourself  see,  that  it  would  be 
imprudent,  in  the  present  state  of 
our  affairs,  to  make  any  stipulations 
which  might  appear  to  be  of  a  selfish 
character.  This  we  scrupulously 
avoid.  But  we  have  no  objection  to 
suffer  them  to  shew  their  gratitude, 
by  measures  for  the  discountenance 
and  depression  of  our  adversaries. 


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And  herein  we  found  in  them  a  rea- 
diness even  to  go  beyond  what  we 
should  have  required.  I  will,  in  a 
future  letter,  enter  more  at  large  into 
the  actual  condition  of  the  Protestant 
Clergy  : — but  the  Church,  as  a 
Churchy  may  be  considered  as  abso- 
lutely repudiated  by  the  state.  Her 
condition  is  pitiable  in  the  extreme. 
We  are  quiet  lookers  on  ;  while  she 
is  condemned,  sentenced,  and  about 
to  be  executed  by  her  own  children ! 
But  can  the  thinking  people  of 
England,  you  will  say,  be  blind  to 
what  must  be  the  necessary  conse- 
quences of  OUR  ASCENDENCY  in  Ire- 
land ?  The  people  of  England,  my 
dear  friend,  are  this  moment  occu- 
pied by  concerns  of  more  pressing  im- 
portance. Illuminated  by  the  blazing 
edifices  of  their  nobility,  they  are, 
with  all  philosophic  earnestness,  dis- 
cussing the  merits  of  the  Reform 
Bill  !  A  new  light  has,  indeed, 
broken  in  upon  this  wise  and  reflect- 
ing people ; — and,  if  we  fall  to  profit 
by  it,  we  shall  deserve  to  wear,  for 
the  rest  of  our  lives,  the  jangling  or- 
nament that  at  present  adorns  the 

brows  of  our  ,  and  which  he 

took  in  exchange  for  his  diadem  at 
the  late  coronation.     Adieu.    T.  K. 


LETTER  IV. 


MY  DEAR  FRIEND, 

You  are,  I  trust,  by  this  time,  suf- 
ficiently convinced  of  the  prosperity 
of  the  Catholic  cause  in  Ireland ;  and 
feel  satisfied  that  the  intrusive  Church 
must  be  built  upon  a,  foundation  of 
adamant  if  she  can  withstand  the 
combined  attack  which  we  are  pre- 
paring for  her.  But,  in  truth,  she  is 
as  feeble  as  we  are  formidable; — 
and  the  circumstances  to  which  we 
owe  our  strength  are  not  more  re- 
markable than  those  in  which  she 
must  recognise  her  weakness.  Both 
are  equally  indicative  of  that  over- 
ruling Providence  which  has  assign- 
ed its  date  to  error,  and  ordained 
that  truth,  and  truth  alone,  shall  be 
eternal.  Proceed  we  now  to  this 
branch  of  our  lofty  argument. 

The  first  seed  of  decay  which  I 
notice  in  the  system  of  the  Church 
of  England  is,  that  no  sufficient  pro- 
vision has  been  made  for  the  pro- 
fessional education  of  its  ecclesias- 
tics, The  heretic  Cranmer  intended 


that  the  spoil  of  the  monasteries 
should  be  appropriated,  in  part,  to 
the  endowment  of  diocesan  colleges, 
which  should  be  peculiarly  dedicated 
to  the  cultivation  of  church  learning, 
and  which  might  also  serve  to  en- 
courage those  professional  habitudes 
of  thought  and  feeling  without  which 
there  can  be  no  real  incorporation  of 
the  clergy,  such  as  should  cause  them 
to  feel  as  different  members  of  the 
same  body.  The  necessity  for  this 
Cranmer  foresaw; — but  it  was  be- 
yond his  power  to  accomplish  a  pro- 
ject which  might,  had  it  taken  effect, 
have  given  a  permanency  to  error 
that  might  have  rendered  heresy  in- 
veterate. Fraud  and  violence  were, 
accordingly,  suffered  to  prevail ;  and 
religion,  or  what  was  called  religion, 
was  starved,  that  the  rapacity  or  the 
King  and  his  nobles  might  be  pam- 
pered. The  consequence  of  this  is, 
that  there  is  no  standard  of  theology 
amongst  the  clergy  of  the  Church  of 
England.  Able  divines,  no  doubt, 


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are  to  be  occasionally  found  amongst 
them;  but  the  theology  of  the  clergy 
as  a  body  is  just  that  which  each  in- 
dividual picks  up  for  himself;  and 
is  determined  more  by  taste,  or  feel- 
ing, or  fancy,  or  accident,  than  by  the 
steady  prosecution  of  an  univer- 
sally recognised  and  well-digested 
system.  Hence,  various  opinions, 
under  the  same  denomination;  almost 
heresies,  within  the  same 


cnurch, — and  all,  with  seemingly 
equal  plausibility,  claiming  the  au- 
thority of  her  canons  and  articles  on 
behalf  of  their  incompatible  preten- 
sions !  "  If  Satan,  therefore,  be  di- 
vided against  Satan,  how  shall  his 
kingdom  stand  /" 

The  next  point  worthy  of  attention 
is,  that  no  provision  whatever  has 
been  made  for  the  religious  educa- 
tion of  the  gentry  in  the  universities. 
I  do  not,  of  course,  mean  to  say  that 
they  are  not  required  to  attend 
church.  But  I  do  say,  and  I  would 
be  judged  by  any  twelve  candid 
Englishmen  whose  opinions  derive 
weight  from  experience,  that  the  re- 
ligious formalities  of  the  Protestant 
colleges  in  the  country  are  far  from 
being  effective  for  training  the  rising 
generation  "  in  the  way  they  should 
go,"  or  impressing  upon  them  any 
peculiar  veneration  for  the  Church 
by  law  established.  Indeed  I  am 
prepared  to  shew,  if  necessary,  that 
some  of  the  strongest  prejudices  with 
which  the  Church  of  England  has  to 
contend,  have  been  imbibed  in  those 
very  seats  of  learning,  one  of  the 
most  important  objects  of  which 
should  be  to  furnish  her  with  able 
defenders.  The  youth  are  not  duly 
instructed  in  her  peculiar  doctrines. 
Her  peculiar  character  is  not  held 
before  them.  They  are  not  suffi- 
ciently informed  of  those  grounds  of 
preference  by  reason  of  which  she 
claims  a  superiority  over  other  sects. 
She  is  held  forth  to  their  veneration 
merely  because  she  is  the  handmaid 
of  the  state,  instead  of  its  being  im- 
pressed upon  them  that  she  is  the 
handmaid  of  the  state  because  she 
is  pre-eminently  worthy  of  their  ve- 
neration. Studies  of  a  character  al- 
together different  engross  the  chief 
part  of  their  attention ;  that  is,  when 
they  do  attend  to  any  serious  studies 
at  all : — and  when  dogs  and  horses, 
cards  and  dice,  are  not  their  sole  or 
principal  occupation,  Now,  what 


attachment  can  a  laity  thus  brought 
up  have  to  their  national  Church? 
None  \vhatever.  They  look  upon  it 
merely  as  one  among  the  many  sects 
of  Protestantism  to  which  England, 
the  fruitful  mother  of  heresies,  has 
given  birth ;  arid  would  consider  it 
unworthy  the  liberality  of  their  age 
and  country  to  make  any  marked 
distinction  between  them. 

I  need  not  tell  you  that  such  is 
not  the  case  with  us,  either  as  re- 
gards our  clergy  or  laity.  The  first 
are  scarcely  instructed  in  any  thing 
beyond  their  profession,  in  order  that 
all  their  time  and  thoughts  may  be 
devoted  to  "  the  one  thing  needful." 
And  we  make  it  a  point,  as  far  as  we 
have  the  power  of  so  doing,  that  our 
laity  shall  be  just  so  far  interested  in 
matters  pertaining  to  our  Church,  as 
may  cause  them  to  feel  that  "  nostra 
res  agitur,"  whenever  its  privileges 
become  matter  of  discussion,  or  its 
doctrines  topics  of  argument. 

Our  clergy,  as  I  have  mentioned, 
are  chiefly  drawn  from  the  lower 
orders.  Rut  they  are  the  best  of  the 
lower  orders.  Has  any  poor  man  a 
child,  who  is  distinguished  beyond 
his  other  children,  for  sobriety,  piety, 
love  of  learning,  £c. — he  is  set  apart 
for  the  ministry.  It  is  not  difficult 
for  him  in  this  country  to  obtain  the 
requisite  instruction  in  classical  learn- 
ing which  may  qualify  him  for  ad- 
mission into  the  institutions  at  May- 
nooth  or  Carlo w,  and  which  may  be 
obtained  upon  due  application  to  the 
bishop  or  some  of  the  principal  clergy, 
who  thus  exercise  a  species  of  pa- 
tronage which  gives  them  no  small 
consideration  in  the  eyes  of  the  peo- 
ple. 

Into  these  seminaries  they  enter 
with  the  single  view  of  becoming 
priests  ;  and  they  pursue  the  studies 
requisite  for  that  purpose  with  a 
concentrated  earnestness  of  atten- 
tion, which  cannot  be  even  conceived 
by  those  who  contrive  to  make  their 
qualification  for  the  ministry  inci- 
dental merely  to  the  pursuit  of  some 
other  more  engrossing  object.  How 
many  of  the  clergy  of  the  Church  of 
England,  at  present,  are  individuals 
who  betook  themselves  to  the  sacred 
profession,  after  they  had  failed  in, 
or  were  tired  of,  some  secular  call- 
ing, and  with  no  greater  preparation 
for  holy  orders,  than  they  had  con- 
trived, by  a  thrifty  economy,  to 


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make  during  their  progress  through 
the  University — and  thus  find,  gene- 
rally speaking,  that  they  are  not  be- 
hind their  contemporaries  in  either 
the  skill  or  the  knowledge  that  is 
required  for  exercising  their  new 
craft  with  profit  or  with  eclat.  But 
with  us  these  things  are  not  so.  Our 
clergy  are  those  who,  from  early 
childhood,  have  been  marked  out  for 
the  sacred  office;  and  who,  from 
their  youth  up,  have  received  a  train- 
ing such  as  peculiarly  qualifies  them 
for  entering  upon  it  with  advantage. 
They  are  men  whose  attention  has 
been  confined  to  one  pursuit,  not 
dissipated  over  several;  and  whose 
acquisitions  all  have  a  direct  or  an 
indirect  bearing  upon  the  great  cause 
to  which  they  are  devoted.  What- 
ever be  the  capacity  of  any  one  of 
our  clergy,  we  contrive  to  make  him 
predominantly  professional,  by  so 
confining  his  attention  to  professional 
topics,  that  the  sum  total  of  his  know- 
ledge upon  other  subjects  may  bear 
but  a  small  proportion  to  his  pole- 
mical acquirements.  The  very  re- 
verse of  this  takes  place  amongst  our 
adversaries; — and  their  wisest  and 
most  learned  men  are,  generally 
speaking,  wise  and  learned  much 
more  as  pertains  to  the  things  of  this 
world  than  of  the  next,  and  pride 
themselves  much  more  upon  their 
classical,  historical,  or  scientific  at- 
tainments, than  upon  their  proficien- 
cy in  the  knowledge  of  divine  things, 
in  comparison  with  which  every  other 
species  of  human  learning  is  mere 
"  hay  and  stubble." 

But  the  most  important  point  of 
distinction  between  the  orthodox  and 
the  heretical  clergy  in  this  country, 
is,  that  we  put  the  Church  where  they 
put  the  gospel.  We  make  the  gospel 
but  an  instrument  for  the  exaltation 
of  the  Church ;  they  make  the  Church 
but  an  instrument  for  the  publication 
of  the  gospel.  You  may  easily  con- 
ceive the  immense  advantage  of  our 
position  in  this  respect.  In  the  first 
place,  all  our  clergy  must,  necessa- 
rily, be  good  churchmen  ;  they  must 
recognise  the  supreme  authority  of 
one  living  and  divinely  appointed 
commentator  upon  holy  writ,  and 
yield  to  his  commands  the  most  im- 
plicit obedience ; — while  our  adver- 
saries are  divided  according  to  their 
several  whims  or  fancies ;  and  their 
real  regard  for  the  Church  to  which 

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they  belong,  does  not  extend  beyond 
their  positive  assurance  that  its  ex- 
istence is  indispensable  for  the  inte- 
rests of  true  religion.  And  that  this 
assurance  is  rarely  afforded,  you  may 
easily  collect  from  what  has  been 
already  said  respecting  the  deficien- 
cies of  their  professional  education. 
In  fact,  upon  this,  as  upon  every 
other  important  subject,  they  are 
divided.  Their  High  Churchmen  of 
the  present  day  merely  approve  of 
the  Church  as  a  political  institute ; — 
their  Low  Churchmen  disapprove  of 
it  as  a  religious  incumbrance. 

Who  is  right  or  who  is  wrong,  in 
thus  subordinating  the  gospel  to.  the 
Church,  cannot,  my  dear  friend,  be  a 
question  between  you  and  me ;  but 
as  little,  I  deem  it,  can  it  be  a  ques- 
tion who  has  the  advantage  in  the 
position  which  we  respectively  occu- 
py— our  people,  who  must  acknow- 
ledge the  authority  of  the  Church  of 
Rome,  preparatory  to  their  being 
Christians ;  or  our  adversaries,  who 
conceive  that  they  may  be  Christians, 
while  yet  they  are  very  indifferent 
about  the  Church  of  England.  No 
pains,  as  I  before  told  you,  are  here 
taken  to  shew — even  if  it  could  be 
shewn — that  the  Church,  as  by  law 
established,  is  essential  to  the  inte- 
rests of  true  religion,  or  even  very 
considerably  conducive  thereto ;  and, 
therefore,  it  never  will  be  defended 
with  the  zeal  with  which  we  defend 
our  system.  We  feel  that  all  is  lost 
if  our  Church  is  overturned.  The 
decided  overthrow  of  Catholicity  in 
Christendom,  (if  I  may  presume  for 
a  moment  to  contemplate  such  an 
impossibility,)  would  not  lead  to  Pro- 
testantism, but  to  infidelity.  The 
Church—the  Church  by  Christ  esta- 
blished— is  that  which  is  always  up- 
permost in  the  thoughts  of  true  be- 
lievers. They  find  it  as  difficult  to 
separate  its  interests  from  those  of 
"  the  faith  once  delivered  to  the 
saints,"  as  heretics  to  identify  them 
together.  And,  if  the  alternative 
were  proposed  to  them  to-morrow, 
to  choose  the  one  and  reject  the 
other,  I  am  as  well  persuaded  their 
cry  would  be  "  perish  the  gospel,  and 
live  the  Church,"  as  that  the  cry  of 
the  heretics,  under  similar  circum- 
stances, would  be,  "  perish  the 
Church,  and  live  the  gospel." 

Well,  my  friend,  we  will  not  part 
with  the  gospel  while  we  preserve 
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the  Church.  Received  as  we  receive 
it,  with  due  submission  to  ecclesias- 
tical authority;  and  interpreted,  as 
we  interpret  it,  in  due  conformity  to 
the  dictates  of  the  apostolic  see,  it  is 
by  no  means  opposed  to,  but,  on  the 
contrary,  altogether  consistent  with 
the  doctrines  of  our  holy  religion ; 
while  our  adversaries,  having  de- 
parted from  the  Church,  maybe  said, 
also,  to  have  departed  from  the  gos- 
pel, for  they  reject  the  only  guidance 
under  which  it  could  be  truly  under- 
stood. In  sacrificing  the  Church,  be- 
cause of  their  attachment  to  the  gos- 
pel, they  are  altogether  unconscious 
that  they  are  sacrificing  the  gospel 
from  their  hatred  to  the  Church. 

And  long  may  they  continue  in 
that  delusive  state  of  self-confidence, 
which  causes  division  amongst  them- 
selves as  well  as  separation  from  the 
centre  of  Catholic  unity.  Thus  may 
they  best  be  eventually  brought  from 
the  errors  of  their  ways,  and  led  to 
recognise,  from  the  contemplation  of 
the  harmony  which  prevails  amongst 
true  believers,  the  only  source  of 
certainty  and  security  in  matters  of 
faith  and  doctrine,  by  the  meek  and 
reverent  submission  to  which  men 
may  have  peace  upon  earth,  and  at- 
tain, after  their  mortal  pilgrimage, 
the  blessedness  of  heaven. 

Our  position  here,  therefore,  is 
abundantly  consolatory  at  present. 
It  is  surely  a  cause  of  grateful  thanks- 
giving, that  our  adversaries  should  ex- 
perience embarrassment  and  weak- 
ness from  what  might  be  supposed 
to  give  them  strength,  while  we  ex- 
perience strength  and  confidence 
from  what  might  be  supposed  to  em- 
barrass and  impede  us. 

Of  liberality  upon  the  continent 
you  have  some  reason  to  complain. 
And  I  fully  agree  with  you,  that  the 
present  state  of  our  Church  would 
be  less  deplorable,  if  the  defection 
from  the  faith  that  has  taken  place 
carried  men  the  whole  way  into  infi- 
delity, without  suffering  them  to 
touch,  on  the  road,  at  any  of  those 
resting-places  where  they  become 
enamoured  of  the  follies  of  some 
fantastical  sect,  and  persuade  them- 
selves that,  by  becoming  attached  to 
it,  they  may  still  be  Christians.  Those 
who  have  been,  in  this  way,  inveigled 
from  us,  we  rarely  if  ever  reclaim, 


while  stark-staring  infidels  are  very 
frequently  re-converted — to  be  sure, 
in  most  instances  upon  the  death- 
bed, but  then,  one  such  conversion 
is  better  than  a  dozen  sermons.  Be- 
sides, infidels,  in  this  country  at  least, 
have  been  of  amazing  use  to  us. 
Without  them,  I  do  not  think  the 
Parliament  would  have  ever  passed 
the  Catholic  Bill  ;  and,  I  assure  you, 
their  hatred  of  the  heretical  church 
exceeds  that  of  true  believers.  They 
are  known  here  by  the  name  of  li- 
beral Protestants  ;  and  you  may  be 
sure  that  we  do  not  refuse  to  bid 
them  "  God  speed,"  when  they  vo- 
lunteer to  act  as  pioneers  for  the  de- 
struction of  Protestant  institutions. 

There  is,  therefore,  a  wide  differ- 
ence between  the  meaning  of  the 
word  "  liberality"  amongst  us  and 
amongst  you;  or  rather,  the  differ- 
ent circumstances  in  which  we  are 
placed  give  it  a  different  application. 
With  you,  it  is  anti-popish ;  with  us, 
it  is  favourable  to  popery.  With  you, 
it  is  the  mask  under  which  infidels 
carry  on  their  designs  against  true 
religion ;  with  us,  it  is  the  mask  un- 
der which  the  faithful,  who  are  for 
this  one  purpose  in  league  with  infi- 
dels, carry  on  their  designs  against 
the  Established  Church.  '  With  you, 
it  starves  religion ;  with  us,  it  feeds 
it.  With  you,  it  has  deprived  the 
Church  of  its  own  property ;  with  us, 
it  has  taxed  an  heretical  community 
for  the  purpose  of  educating  our 
clergy,  and  is  about  to  appropriate 
part  of  the  revenues  belonging  to  the 
heretical  establishment  for  the  pur- 
pose of  conferring  upon  them  a  re- 
putable independence.  Therefore, 
say  I,  long  live  "  LIBERALITY,"  in 
the  sense  in  which  it  is  understood 
in  Ireland. 

And  be  assured,  my  friend,  that 
the  same  guardian  and  providential 
care  which  has  been  extended  over 
us  will  be  extended  over  you.  You 
will  find  yet,  notwithstanding  your 
present  difficulties,  that  all  things 
will  work  together  for  good.  It 
should,  surely,  be  a  great  consola- 
tion to  you  to  be  made  acquainted 
with  the  sure  and  certain  grounds 
upon  which  we  calculate  upon  our 
speedy  re-establishment  in  this  coun- 
try. 

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LETTER  V. 


MY  DEAR  FRIEND, 
I  said  in  my  last,  that  there  was 
something  in  the  discipline  of  the 
Church  of  England  adverse  to  its 
stability.  You  shall  judge.  The  pa- 
tronage of  the  bishoprics  and  of  the 
higher  dignities  is  vested  in  the  go- 
vernment, who  also  have  the  disposal 
of  a  vast  number  of  the  inferior  pre- 
ferments. The  remainder  are  shared 
between  the  bishops  and  the  lay  im- 
propriators.  Now,  we  may  lay  it 
down  as  a  certain  truth,  that  the  con- 
dition of  the  Church  will  be  deter- 
mined by  the  manner  in  which  the 
patronage  is  employed.  If  it  be  con- 
scientiously used,  the  Church  must 
prosper  ; — if  it  be  sacrilegiously 
abused,  the  Church  must  decay. 

What,  then,  are  the  motives  which 
influence  the  government  in  the 
choice  of  bishops  ?  For,  as  are  the 
bishops,  so  will  be  the  Church.  Are 
they  appointed  for  political  or  for  spi- 
ritual considerations  ?  A  man  would 
here  be  laughed  at  who  seriously 
asked  such  a  question : — so  notori- 
ous is  it,  that  family  connexion  and 
parliamentary  influence  are  the  only 
passports  to  that  lofty  station  !  The 
consequence  of  this  is,  that  in  the 
Church  of  England  real  merit  is  over- 
looked, or  scantily  and  inadequately 
rewarded ;  while  individuals,  by  no 
means  eminent  either  for  learning,  or 
piety,  or  talent,  or  eloquence  are 
promoted,  not  only  beyond  their  de- 
serts, but  despite  their  deficiencies, 
and  without  the  slightest  regard  to 
those  peculiar  qualifications  which 
can  alone  ensure  a  wise  discretion 
in  the  management  of  ecclesiastical 
affairs.  Now,  the  advantage  which 
we  derive  from  this  is  twofold.  It 
excites  a  just  clamour  against  the  he- 
retical Church  from  without,  and  it 
weakens  its  defences  within.  The 
same  arts  which  fill  its  high  places 
with  incapables,  augment  the  hatred 
.and  strengthen  the  hands  of  its  ene- 
mies. 

The  bishops,  you  may  be  sure,  fol- 
low the  example  that  has  been  set 
them,  and  do  unto  others  as  the  go- 
vernment has  done  unto  them.  Their 
best  benefices  are  seldom  conferred 
upon  any  one  beyond  the  circle  of 
their  kinsfolk  or  acquaintance.  Thus, 
from  the  top  to  the  bottom,  a  system 
of  prartiality  and  persecution  pre- 


vails, such  as,  in  the  days  of  Luther, 
furnished  the  most  plausible  of  the 
accusations  which  were  levelled 
against  our  holy  Church,  and  which, 
more  than  any  thing  else,  contributed 
to  the  event  miscalled  the  Reforma- 
tion. 

At  present,  when  a  man  who  is 
eminent  either  for  learning,  piety, 
zeal,  or  eloquence,  begins  to  be  pro- 
fessionally distinguished,  the  sons 
and  relatives  of  the  bishop,  in  whose 
diocese  he  is,  immediately  begin  ta 
take  the  alarm.  They  consider  him 
as  a  kind  of  interloper,  who  is  dis- 
posed to  interfere  with  their  legiti- 
mate claims,  and  nothing  is  left  un- 
done, which  petty  artifice  and  ma- 
levolence can  accomplish,  to  injure 
him  in  the  opinion  of  his  diocesan, 
who,  indeed,  too  frequently  is  dis- 
posed to  view  him  in  the  same  light; 
so  that,  as  Shakspeare  says,  "  his  vir- 
tues are  his  enemies,"  and  he  soon 
begins  to  learn  from  experience,  that 
"  that  which  is  comely"  may  "  enve- 
nom him  that  bears  it."  He  sees  that 
the  sycophant  and  the  parasite  thrive, 


a  scanty  pittance,  scarcely  sufficient 
to  ward  off  actual  famine  from  his 
wife  and  children ! 

It  has,  I  know,  been'said,  and  it  is 
thought  by  many  sensible  persons, 
that  the  lay  impropriations  are  a  great 
means  of  giving  stability,  and  ensu- 
ring permanency,  to  this  accursed 
system.  I  never  have  thought  so; 
and  least  of  all  can  I  think  so  now. 
Of  all  the  English  Church  prefer- 
ments, the  lay  impropriations  are  the 
most  notoriously  and  scandalously 
abused.  The  government  sometimes, 
even  the  bishops  sometimes,  have  re- 
gard to  merit  in  their  choice  of  rec- 
tors. They  become  ashamed  of  being 
influenced  in  every  instance  by  sor- 
did and  unworthy  motives,  and  they 
endeavour  to  gull  the  public,  and  at 
the  same  time  throw  a  sop  to  their 
conscience,  by  sometimes  promoting 
an  honest  man ;  but  lay  impropria- 
tors  never.  I  say,  therefore,  that  the 
part  of  the  system  that  is  most  objec- 
tionable can  never  permanently  up- 
hold therest.  No  CHURCH CAN EVER BE 

PROTECTED  AGAINST  ITS  OWN  ABUSES  ; 

and  amongst  the  rottenest  abuses  of  the 
Church  of  England,  Hook  upon  lay 
impropriation.  I  have  no  doubt  the 


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individuals  to  whom  they  belong 
would  like  well  to  continue  possess- 
ed of  them,  and  must  be  blind  in- 
deed, if  they  do  not  see  that  their  in- 
terest in  this  respect  is  linked  inse- 
parably with  that  of  the  Established 
Church.  But  if  that  Established 
Church  be  felt  to  be  a  public  nui- 
sance, not  merely  by  us,  but  by  Pro- 
testants also,  from  the  manner  in 
which  its  patronage  is  administered, 
to  the  neglect  of  those  ends  for  which 
it  was  appointed,  and  to  the  scandal 
of  true  religion,  the  lay  impropria- 
tors  will  find  themselves  in  a  miser- 
able minority,  if  their  temporal  inte- 
rests should  inspire  them  with  the 
hardihood  to  stickle  for  the  continu- 
ance of  such  a  system,  in  opposition 
to  the  judgment  and  the  feelings  of 
the  community  at  large.  Depend  up- 
on it,  it  cannot  last ;  and  the  lay  im- 
propriators,  so  far  from  being  a  pro- 
tection to  it,  are  a  dead  weight,  which 
must  accelerate  its  downfall,  and  en- 
sure its  destruction. 

Nor  is  this  all — as  soon  as  the 
Church  tumbles,  the  lay  impropria- 
tions  must  cease.  We  are  acquainted 
with  every  acre  of  Church  property 
which  has  thus  undergone  sacrilegi- 
ous alienation ;  and,  think  you,  that 
we  shall  be  slow  to  put  in  our  claims 
when  the  day  of  retribution  comes  ? 
No,  truly.  If  what  was  appropriated 
to  religious  purposes  maybe  resumed, 
— much  more,  what  was  misappro- 
priated to  secular  purposes.  If  church- 
men, who  perform  spiritual  duties 
in  consideration  of  the  possessions 
which  they  enjoy,  may  yet  be  de- 
prived of  those  possessions ; — much 
more  those  who  perform  no  such 
spiritual  duties.  The  lay  impro- 
priators  reason  right  in  saying,  "  our 
property  is  part  and  parcel  of  the 
property  of  the  Church ;  let  us,  there- 
fore, unite  to  defend  it."  But  we, 
also,  reason  rightly  when  we  say, 
"  you  cannot  defend  the  property 
of  the  Church;  and,  therefore,  a 
fortiori,  not  your  own  possessions." 
They  are  an  engrafted  shoot,  which 
all  the  care  that  can  be  taken  of 
them  will  not  enable  to  survive  the 
extinction  of  the  parent  stock.  So 
may  we  pronounce,  with  at  least 
equal  certainty,  of  those  vested  inte- 
rests which  have  been  acquired  out 
of  the  patrimony  of  the  Church,  and 
the  security  of  which  cannot  be  great- 
er than  that  of  the  property  of  which 


they  once  constituted  part  and  par- 
cel, and  which,  if  an  heretical  govern- 
ment had  a  right  to  alienate  it  for  the 
support  of  heresy,  the  faithful  may 
surely  reclaim  for  the  maintenance  of 
true  religion. 

Now,  compare  all  this  with  the 
practice  which  obtains  among  us  in 
similar  cases,  and  recognise  our  su- 
periority. In  our  Church  merit  ob- 
tains its  due  reward.  An  able  and 
efficient  minister  never  is  neglected. 
The  curate,  after  a  certain  routine  of 
service,  if  his  conduct  be  approved 
of,  is  certain  of  becoming  a  parisli 
priest ; — and  the  parochial  clergy, 
according  to  their  merits,  may  enter- 
tain an  equal  expectation  of  being 
elevated  to  the  mitre.  But  this  is  not 
all.  We  not  only  provide  for  our 
clergy  according  to  their  merits,  but 
dispose  of  them  according  to  their 
fitness.  We  endeavour,  as  far  as  in 
us  lies,  not  only  to  give  good  things 
to  good  men,  but  to  put  proper  men 
in  proper  places.  This,  as  you  may 
well  suppose,  gives  us  a  prodigious 
advantage.  It  is  a  consideration  which 
never  enters  into  the  mind  of  a  Pro- 
testant patron,  who  only  thinks  of 
the  living  as  a  good  thing  for  the  fa- 
voured individual  who  is  appointed 
to  it.  Now  our  only  consideration 
is,  whether  the  individual  appointed 
is  good  enough  for  the  living.  When- 
ever a  vacancy  occurs,  and  before 
any  promotion  takes  place  in  conse- 
quence of  it,  we  consider  all  the  cir- 
cumstances of  the  case — the  extent 
of  the  parish,  its  population,  the  dif- 
ferent denominations  of  heresy  that 
are  to  be  found  in  it,  what  particular 
species  at  that  time  happens  to  be 
epidemic;  how  the  people  are  di- 
vided into  parties  ;  the  characters 
and  abilities  of  the  Protestant  cler- 
gymen ;  the  names  and  the  disposi- 
tions of  the  principal  Protestant 
gentry ;  it  is  unnecessary  to  tell  you 
that  we  enquire  very  particularly  into 
all  those  things,  because  you  know 
that  wo  are  under  obligation  to  make 
a  regular  return  of  them  to  the  Holy 
See;  and  you  may  easily  imagine 
the  advantage  which  we  possess, 
from  the  knowledge  which  we  thus 
acquire,  in  choosing  the  individual 
upon  whose  conduct  in  his  sacred 
charge  so  many  important  conse- 
quences may  depend,  and  who  may 
so  considerably  either  promote  by 
his  discretion,  or  injure  by  his  i 


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pacity,  the  cause  to  which  we  are  all 
so  earnestly  devoted. 

You  may  be  sure,  therefore,  that 
our  flocks  are  not  "  scattered  like 
sheep  not  having  a  shepherd."  They 
are  well  attended  and  carefully  pre- 
served. Is  there  a  doughty  contro- 
versialist, some  scatterer  of  pestilent 
heresies,  in  the  neighbourhood  ?  We 
are  not  slow  to  depute  the  cause  of 
the  Church  to  some  champion  who 
has  been  trained  in  polemical  war- 
fare, and  with  whom,  if  he  should 
presume  to  break  a  lance,  he  is  sure 
to  come  off"  worsted  in  the  conflict. 
Is  the  charge  of  the  Protestant  con- 
gregation committed  to  some  incom- 
petent person,  who  from  ignorance 
cannot,  or  from  heedlessness  will 
not,  be  a  guide  or  a  pattern  to  his 
flock  ?  We  take  good  care  that  our 
own  people  shall  experience  a  stri- 
king contrast  in  that  particular,  and 
learn  to  appreciate  the  watchfulness 
and  the  ability  of  learned  and  labo- 
rious pastors. 

Indeed  I  may  say,  that  if  our  ad- 
versaries were  disposed  to  imitate 
us  in  these  particulars,  they  could 
not  do  so ;  such  are  the  deficiencies 
in  their  professional  education.  If 
the  government  were  as  earnest  as 
they  are  indifferent  respecting  the 
choice  of  good  bishops ;  and  the  bi- 
shops as  earnest  as  they  are  indiffe- 
rent respecting  the  selection  of  good 
rectors,  they  could  not  find  them — at 
least  not  without  remodelling  the 
whole  system  of  their  universities. 

What  a  militia  or  a  yeomanry  is, 
as  compared  with  the  regular  ser- 
vice, they  are  as  compared  with  us. 
There  is  amongst  them  no  "  esprit 
du  corps."  Whatever  zeal  or  ability, 
or  professional  devotedness  they 
evince,  arises  out  of  the  personal 
character  of  individuals,  and  not  out 
of  the  training  which  they  undergo. 
They  are  not  content  to  act  like  our 
clergy,  in  due  subordination  to  the 
interests  of  the  system  to  which  they 
belong.  They  are  heady,  violent, 
intractable,  and  wayward;  and  so 
absurdly  violent  in  their  attacks  up- 
on us,  that  I  have  often  thought  we 
were  more  indebted  to  the  folly 
which  thus  exposes  them  to  con- 
tempt, than  to  the  controversial  abi- 
lity by  which  they  are  confounded. 

But  you  will  say,  "  these  are  all 
deficiencies  so  obvious  that  they 
must  surely  attract  notice,  and  pro- 


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duce  a  remedy."  They  do,  my 
friend,  attract  notice,  and  they  have 
caused  the  suggestion  of  a  remedy- 
but — a  remedy  worse  than  the  dis* 
ease  ! 

The  proposal  which  seems  most 
popular  at  present  is,  a  seizure  of 
Church  property,  and  the  creation  of 
a  fund  for  increasing  the  stipends  of 
the  curates  and  inferior  clergy;  while 
those  of  the  bishops,  and  of  the 
clergy  who  hold  the  larger  benefices, 
are  diminished.  Now  this  would 
only  complete  the  ruin  that  threat- 
ens them  from  the  evils  already  in 
existence.  The  only  part  of  their 
system  which  works  unexception- 
ably  well,  is  that  which  is  in  the 
hands  of  the  present  race  of  curates 
and  inferior  clergy  ;  who  appear,  in- 
deed, to  do  them  but  justice,  to  have 
entered  into  the  Church  with  single 
views,  and  who  certainly  do  not  owe 
their  present  appointments  to  secu- 
lar considerations.  As  long  as  they 
subsist  upon  their  present  footing, 
there  will  always  be  a  certain  de- 
gree of  activity  and  earnestness 
which  keeps  the  system  just  alive, 
and  compensates,  in  some  measure, 
for  the  indolence  and  carelessness 
by  which  their  more  richly  endowed 
brethren  are  distinguished.  But 
let  their  stipends  be  increased  so  as 
to  average  even  two  hundred  a-year, 
and  from  that  moment  their  appoint- 
ments will  become  worthy  of  the  no- 
tice of  many  who  at  present  despise 
them ;  and,  whenever  vacancies  oc- 
cur, they  will  be  filled  up  from  the 
same  motives  which  influence  the 
appointment  of  their  bishops;  and 
by  just  the  same  description  of 
men,  which  causes  the  higher  pre- 
ferments to  be  felt  at  present  as  an 
incubus  upon  religion.  Was  I  not 
right,  therefore,  in  saying,  that  their 
remedy  will  be  worse  than  the  dis- 
ease ?  In  fact,  it  is  no  other  than  the 
most  miserable  quackery.  Instead 
of  applying  themselves  to  the  remo- 
val of  a  complaint  that  is  constituent^ 
they  are  content  with  attacking  one 
of  the  symptoms  ! — and  that  in  such 
a  manner,  that,  instead  of  relieving, 
they  must  only  aggravate  the  gene- 
ral malady  b*odMo  ,$J0ra! 

Remedies  no  doubt  have  been 
suggested  \vhich  would  indeed  have 
a  tendency  to  prop  this  tottering 
Church,  and  enable  it  to  endure  a 
little  longer,  But  there  is  not  the 


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slightest  chance  of  their  being  adopt- 
ed. One  of  these  consists  in  the  ap- 
pointment of  ecclesiastical  commis- 
sioners, for  the  purpose  of  recom- 
mending persons  fit  for  the  episco- 
pal office  to  the  King.  If  the  com- 
missioners were  efficient,  they  might 
in  this  way  prevent  notoriously  bad 
appointments ; — and  if  they  were  so 
far  successful  as  to  ensure  good 
ones,  there  is  no  saying  how  long  the 
reign  of  heresy  might  not  be  perpe- 
tuated. But  fear  not ;  such  a  mea- 
sure implies  far  too  great  an  en- 
croachment upon  the  patronage  of 
the  government  ever  to  take  place. 
The  Church  in  this  country  has  al- 
ways been  used  for  the  convenience 
of  the  state,  which,  indeed,  could  not 
subsist  without  the  wages  of  her 
prostitution.  A  measure,  therefore, 
which  would  have  any  tendency  to 
make  her  an  honest  woman,  will 
never,  for  one  moment,  be  seriously 
entertained.  Promotions  will  go  on 
for  the  future  as  they  have  gone  on 
hitherto ;  until  abuses  accumulate  to 
such  a  degree  that  the  heretics  them- 
selves will  feel  them  to  be  unendu- 
rable abominations. 

You  may  suppose  that  the  remedy 
above  described  may  have  a  chance 
of  being  adopted,  because  there  is  an 
instance  of  its  having  been  resorted 
to  by  William  the  Third,  upon  his 
accession  to  the  sovereignty  of  these 
realms.  He  said  that,  as  a  foreigner, 
he  was  unacquainted  with  the  merits 
of  the  several  individuals  who  were 
candidates  for  clerical  preferment, 
and  that  ^he  required  assistance  in 
making  his  selections  from  amongst 
them.  But  this  only  proves  his  sim- 
plicity. In  excuse  for  him,  however, 
It  must  be  said  that  he  was  at  that 
time  a  stranger  in  the  country,  and 
unacquainted  with  the  only  proper 
use  to  be  made  of  English  bishop- 
rics. He  did  not  until  afterwards 
learn  their  value  as  a  means  of  secu- 
ring parliamentary  influence;  and, 
to  do  him  justice,  as  soon  as  he  was 
so  far  instructed,  the  labours  of  the 
commissioners  were  dispensed  with. 
There  is  no  fear  that  William  the 
Fourth  will  fall  into  such  an  error. 
He  has  been  educated  in  a  different 
school.  He,  during  his  whole  life, 
has  had  before  his  eyes  the  edifying 
examples  of  English  statesmen. 
Whatever,  therefore,  may  be  done, 
will  not,  be  satisfied,  interfere  in  the 


slightest  degree  with  the  cherished 
abuses  of  the  good  old  system.  It  is 
not  rooted  in  affection.  It  is  not  ba- 
sed in  knowledge.  It  is  not  main- 
tained by  a  body  of  well  trained  and 
honestly  chosen  ecclesiastics.  It  is 
not  regarded  by  the  government  with 
either  reverence  or  love.  It  is  not 
even  at  unity  with  itself; — while  it 
is  surrounded  by  active,  powerful, 
and  implacable  enemies.  Does  it, 
therefore,  require  the  gift  of  pro- 
phecy to  say  that  it  must  fall ;  and 
that  nothing  but  the  memory  of  the 
miseries  which  it  has  occasioned  will 
survive  it  ? 

The  only  thing  that  gives  me  the 
least  reason  to  doubt  that  matters 
will  in  all  respects  proceed  accord- 
ing to  our  wishes  is,  the  conduct  of 
our  friend,  the  Lord  Brougham  and 
Vaux,  since  he  became  Lord  High 
Chancellor  of  England.  Confound 
the  knave,  he  seems  resolved  upon 
making  a  conscientious  use  of  his 
own  preferments.  He  has  been  pro- 
moting some  of  the  ablest  and  the 
most  dangerous  of  his  own  and  our 
common  enemies!  What  infatuation! 
It  would  not  be  half  so  bad  if  he 
were  not  the  keeper  of  the  King's 
conscience.  He  should  have  avoid- 
ed such  folly,  not  to  call  it  by  a 
harsher  name,  if  it  were  only  for  the 
sake  of  the  example.  But  he  will 
find  out  his  mistake  by  and  by. 

Well,  there  is  one  consolation  at 
all  events,  that,  act  how  he  may,  he 
cannot  do  much  mischief  while  he  is 
connected  with  the  present  adminis- 
tration. THEY  ARE  RESOLVED  UPON 

MEASURES  WHICH  MUST  ENSURE  THE 
DESTRUCTION  OF  THE  CHURCH  .' — and 

so  fully  convinced  are  we  of  the 
efficacy  of  their  present  plans  for  the 
effectual  accomplishment  of  all  our 
purposes,  that  we  are  minded  for  the 
present  to  suspend  our  active  hosti- 
lity to  the  established  clergy,  and 
suffer  them  to  repose  in  peace  for 
the  brief  term  allotted  to  their  ex- 
istence. They  are  under  sentence  of 
death.  And  if  my  advice  be  attended 
to,  we  will  not  disturb  the  last  mo- 
ments of  an  expiring  heretical  esta- 
blishment, by  any  unseemly  triumph 
or  unnecessary  molestation.  But  we 
have  difficult  spirits  here  to  manage, 
and  I  know  not  how  far  I  may  oe 
successful.  Time  presses,  and  I  must 
say  adieu. 

T,K. 


The  Bracelets, 


THE  BRACELETS.* 
A  SKETCH  FROM  THE  GERMAN. 


IT  was  late  on  the  evening  of  a 
gloomy  and  bitter  day  in  December, 
about  the  middle  of  the  seventeenth 
century,  that  Carl  Koecker,  a  stu- 
dent of  Goettingen  University,  ha- 
ving sipped  his  last  cup  of  coffee, 
was  sitting  thoughtfully  in  his  room, 
with  his  feet  crossed  and  resting  on 
the  fender  of  his  little  fire-place. 
His  eyes  were  fixed  on  the  fire,  which 
crackled  and  blazed  briskly,  throw- 
ing a  cheerful  lustre  over  his  snug- 
study.  All  the  tools  of  scholar-craft 
lay  about  him.  On  a  table  by  his 
side  lay  open  various  volumes  of 
classic  and  metaphysic  lore,  which 
shewed  evident  marks  of  service, 
being  much  thumbed  and  fingered ; 
sundry  note-books,  filled  with  me- 
moranda of  the  day*s  studies,  and  a 
case  of  mathematical  instruments. 
Two  sides  of  the  chamber  were  lined 
with  well-filled  book- shelves;  on 
one  side  was  the  window,  and  the 
corresponding  one  was  occupied  by 
a  large  dusky  picture  of  Martin  Lu- 
ther. All  was  silent  as  the  most 
studious  German  could  desire  ;  for 
the  stillness  was,  so  to  speak,  but 
enhanced  by  the  whispered  tickings 
of  an  old-fashioned  family  watch, 
suspended  over  the  mantel-piece. 
As  for  Carl  himself,  he  was  of 
"  goodly  look  and  stature."  His 
shirt-neck  lay  open,  with  the  spot- 
less collar  turned  down  on  each  side ; 
his  right  hand  lay  in  his  bosom,  and 
his  left,  leaning  on  the  table,  support- 
ed his  "  learning-laden"  head.  His 
brow  was  furrowed  with  thoughtful 
anxiety,  which,  together  with  his  sal- 
low features  and  long  black  musta- 
ches, gave  him  r  the  appearance  of  a 
much  older  man  than  he  really  was. 
As  for  his  thoughts,  it  were  difficult 
to  say  whether,  at  the  moment  when 
he  is  presented  to  the  reader,  they 
were  occupied  by  the  mysterious 
pneumatological  speculations  of  Doc- 


tor Von  Dunder  Profondant,  which 
Carl  had  been  attempting  to  com- 
prehend in  the  morning's  lecture; 
whether  his  fancy  was  revelling  in 
recollections  of  the  romantic  splen- 
dours of  last  night's  opera,  or  whe- 
ther they  were  fixed,  with  painful 
interest,  on  the  facts  of  a  seizure 
made  that  day  in  Goettingen  by  the 
terrible  myrmidons  of  the  Inquisi- 
tion, on  the  double  charge  of  heresy 
and  sorcery.  The  frightful  tribunal 
alluded  to  was  then  in  the  plenitude 
of  its  power,  and  its  mysterious  and 
ferocious  doings  were  exciting  near- 
ly as  much  indignation  as  they  had 
long  occasioned  consternation.  Carl 
was  of  a  very  speculative,  abstract 
turn,  and  having  been  early  initiated 
into  the  gloomy  depths  of  transcend- 
entalism, had  begun  latterly  to  turn  his 
thoughts  to  wards  the  occult  sciences. 
About  the  period  when  this  nar- 
rative commences,  it  was  generally 
understood  that  a  professor  of  the 
Art  Diabolic  had  visited  the  princi- 
pal places  of  Germany,  and  was 
supposed  to  have  made  several  con- 
verts among  the  learned,  as  well  as 
to  have  founded  secret  schools  for 
teaching  the  principles  of  his  science. 
The  lynx-eyed  Inquisition  soon 
searched  him  out,  and  the  unfortu- 
nate professor  of  magic  suddenly 
disappeared,  without  ever  again 
being  heard  of.  The  present  object 
of  those  holy  censors  of  mankind, 
the  principals  of  the  Inquisition,  was 
to  discover  the  schools  he  had  found- 
ed, and  the  disciples  attending 
them.  Several  of  the  leading  stu- 
dents at  Goettingen  had  fallen  under 
suspicion,  and  Carl  Koecker,  it  was 
said,  among  the  number.  He  was 
cunning  enough,  however,  to  avoid 
any  possible  pretext  for  offence,  by 
saying  little — and  even  that  little  in 
disparagement  of  the  objectionable 
doctrines. 


*  The  subtle  schemes  resorted  to  by  the  Inquisition  for  the  detection  and  seizure 
of  its  victims,  are  too  well  known  for  an  intelligent  reader  to  charge  any  portions  of 
the  ensuing  narrative  with  improbability  or  exaggeration.  In  a  word — all  that  the 
wit  and  power  of  devils  can  devise  and  execute,  may  wellnjgh  be  believed  of  the 
members  of  that  execrable  institution. 


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The  Bracelets. 


[Jan. 


Carl  had  just  set  down  his  coffee- 
pot on  the  hob,  after  an  abortive  ef- 
fort to  extract  another  cup  from  it, 
and  was  stirring  together  the  glow- 
ing embers  of  his  fire,  when  he  was 
startled  by  a  loud^knocking  at  his  door. 
It  is  not  asserted  that  the  sound  cau- 
sed him  to  change  colour,  but  that 
he  heard  it  with  a  little  trepidation, 
is  undeniable.  Who,  on  earth,  could 
be  wanting  him  ? 

Rap,  rap,  rap ! — Rap,  rap,  rap ! 

Carl  gently  laid  down  the  poker, 
but  did  not  move  from  his  seat.  He 
listened — his  heart  beat  quick  and 
hard.  It  seemed  evident  that  the 
obstreperous  applicant  for  admission 
was  resolved  on  effecting  his  pur- 
pose one  way  or  another ;  for,  in  a 
few  seconds,  the  door  was  shaken, 
and  with  some  violence.  Carl,  almost 
fancying  he  had  been  dreaming, 
started  from  his  seat,  and  cast  an 
alarmed  eye  towards  the  scene  of 
such  unseemly  interruptions.  Aye — 
the  door  was  really,  visibly  shaken, 
and  that,  too,  very  impetuously. 
Who  could  it  be — and  what  the  mat- 
ter ?  Was  it  one  of  his  creditors  ? 
He  did  not  owe  five  pounds  in  the 
world.  A  fellow-student  ?  The  hour 
was  too  late,  and  Carl,  besides,  of 
such  a  reserved,  unsocial  turn,  as  to 
have  scarce  one  acquaintance  at  Col- 
lege on  visiting  terms.  A  thief?— 
He  would  surely  effect  his  entrance 
more  quietly.  Were  some  of  his  re- 
latives come  to  Goettingen  ?  was 
any  member  of  his  family  ill  ?  was  it 
merely  drunk  Jans,  the  janitor? — 
Who — WHO  could  it  be  ?  thought  the 
startled  student. 

Rap,  rap,    rap,  rap  I—Rap,    rap, 

Carl  almost  overthrew  the  chair 
he  was  standing  by,  snatched  up  his 
little  lamp,  and  stole  to  the  door. 

«  Who  the  d— 1  is  without,  there  ?" 
he  enquired,  angrily,  but  not  very 
firmly,  with  one  hand  hesitatingly 
extended  towards  the  door-handle, 
and  the  other  holding  his  lamp ;  the 
flame  of  which,  by  the  way,  he  fan- 
cied flickered  oddly. 

"  WHO  is  without  there  ?"  he  asked 
again,  for  his  first  question  had  re- 
ceived no  answer. 

Rap,  rap,  rap,  rap,  rap !— Rap,  rap, 
rap—  'Vi&  uo,^  i 

"  In  the  devil's  name,  who  are 
you"— 

"  Who  am  I  ?"  replied  a  husky,  and 


somewhat  hollow  voice,  from  with- 
out. "  Who  am  I,  i'  faith  ?— Let  me 
in !  Let  me  in  I — Mercy — you  could 
not  be  more  uncivil,  or  perchance 
affrighted,  if  I  were  Jans  Cutpurse, 
or  the  Spirit  of  the  Hartz  mountains. 
Let  me  in,  Carl  Koecker,  I  say — Let 
me  in!" 

"  Let  you  in  ?   Der  teufel !" 

"  Come,  come — open  the  door !" 

"Who  are  you?    Who  the  d 1 

are  you,  I  say  ?"  continued  Carl, 
pressing  his  right  hand  and  knee 
against  the  door. 

"  Let  me  in  at  once,  Carl  Koecker 
—let  me  in,  I  say — or  it  may  fare 
fearfully  with  you !" 

"  Mein  Gott !"  exclaimed  the  con- 
founded student,  looking  askance  at 
his  lamp,  as  though  he  expected  to 
find  a  confidential  adviser  in  it.  The 
knocker,  however,  recommenced 
operations,  with  such  astounding  ra- 
pidity and  violence,  that  Carl,  in  a 
momentary  fit  of  fear  and  confusion, 
unguardedly  opened  the  door.  A 
tide  of  objurgatory  expressions  gush- 
ed up  to  his  tongue,  when  some  one 
suddenly  slipped  through  the  door 
past  Carl,  made  his  way  to  the  fire- 
place, and  sat  down  in  the  arm-chair 
which  had  been  recently  occupied 
by  the  student.  This  was  done  with 
the  easy  matter-of-fact  air  of  the  most 
intimate  acquaintance.  Carl  Koecker 
still  held  the  handle  of  the  door, 
staring  open-eyed  and  open-mouth- 
ed at  the  stranger,  with  unutterable 
amazement. 

"  Good  Carl,  prithee,  now,  shut 
the  door — for  'tis  bitter  cold,"  ex- 
claimed the  unbidden  guest,  in  a 
familiar  tone,  dragging  his  seat  close 
to  the  fire,  and  rubbing  together  his 
shrivelled  fingers,  to  quicken  the 
circulation. 

"  Come,  Carl !  shut  the  door,  and 
sit  down  here,"  continued  the 
stranger,  entreatingly.  Carl,  com- 
pletely bewildered,  obeyed,  and  sat 
down  in  a  chair  opposite  the 
stranger.  The  latter  seemed  not 
unlike  a  Jew-pedlar.  He  was  small 
in  stature,  but  of  sinewy  make.  He 
wore  a  short  coarse  drab -coloured 
coat,  or  tunic,  with  double  rows  of 
huge  horn  buttons.  His  vest  was  of 
the  same  materials  and  cut  ,•  and,  as 
was  usual  in  those  days  with  itine- 
rant venders  of  valuable  articles,  he 
had  a  broad  leathern  girdle  about  his 
waist,  with  a  pouch  on  the  inside. 


1832.]  The  Bracelets. 

His  short,  shrunk,  curved  legs  were 
enveloped  in  worsted  over-alls, 
soiled  and  spattered  with  muddy 
walking.  Reraovingabroad-brimmed 
hat,  he  disclosed  a  fine  bald  head, 
fringed  round  the  base  with  a  few 
straggling  grey  hairs.  His  face  was 
wrinkled,  and  of  a  parchment  hue ; 
and  his  sparkling  black  eyes  peered 
on  the  student  with  an  expression 
of  keen  and  searching  inquisitive- 
ness.  Carl,  in  his  excitement,  al- 
most fancied  the  stranger's  eyes  to 
glare  on  him  witli  something  like 
a  swinish  voracity.  He  shuddered  ; 
and  was  but  little  more  reconciled 
to  the  strange  figure  before  him, 
when  a  furtive  glance  had  assured 
him  that  at  least  the  feet  were  not 
cloven ! 

When  he  allowed  himself  to  dwell 
for  a  few  moments  on  the  strange 
circumstances  in  which  he  was 
placed— alone — near  midnight,  with 
nobody  knew  whom — a  thief,  a  mur- 
derer, a  wizard, — a  disguised  sa- 
tellite of  the  infernal  Inquisition — 
a  devil,  for  aught  he  knew; — when, 
in  a  word,  he  "gazed  at  the  strange 
intruder,  sitting  quietly  and  silently 
by  the  fire,  with  the  air  rather  of 
host  than  guest,  and  reflected  how 
far  he  was  out  of  hearing  or  assis- 
tance, if  aught  of  violence  human  or 
supernatural  should  be  offered — it 
was  no  trifling  effort  that  enabled 
him  to  preserve  a  tolerable  shew  of 
calmness. 

"  Heigh-ho !"  grunted  the  old  man, 
in  a  musing  tone,  with  his  eyes  fixed 
on  the  fire,  and  his  skinny  fingers 
clasped  over  each  knee. 

"  H e m  !"  muttered  Carl, 

his  eyes,  as  it  were,  glued  to  those 
of  his  guest. 

"  Well,  Carl,"  said  the  stranger, 
suddenly,  as  if  starting  from  a 
reverie ;  "  it  grows  very  late,  and  I 
must  begone  ere  long,  having  far  to 
travel,  and  on  pressing  errands.  So 
shall  we  discourse  a  little  touching 
philosophy,  or  proceed  at  once  to 
business  ?" 

"  Proceed  to  business  ?" 

"  Yes,  I  say,  proceed  to  business. 
Is  there  any  thing  so  very  odd  in 
that  ?"  enquired  the  old  man,  slowly, 
with  a  surprised  air. 


Business  ! — Business  /' 


ex- 


claimed Carl,  muttering  to  himself  j 
and  he  added,  in  a  louder  tone,  ad- 


dressing   himself  to    his    visitor — 

"  Why,  what  the  dev " 

"  Pho,  pho,  Carl !— We  have  no- 
thing whatever  to  do  with  the  devil 
— at  least  J  have  not,"  replied  the 
old  man,  with  an  odd  leer. — "  But, 
with  your  good  leave,  Carl,  we  will 
settle  our  business  first,  and  then 
proceed  to  discourse  on  a  point  of 
Doctor  Von  Bunder's  lecture  of 
this  morning." — So  this  extraordi- 
nary personage  had  been  present  at 
Doctor  Von  Dunder's  that  morning 
— and,  further,  knew  that  Carl  had ! 

"  Carl,"  continued  the  stranger, 
abruptly — "  are  you  still  anxious  for 
the  bracelets  ?" 

The  question  suddenly  blanched 
Carl's  face,  and  his  eyes  seemed 
starting  from  their  sockets,  as  he 
muttered,  or  rather  gasped,  in 
faltering  accents — "  Devil  !  devil  ! 
devil !  What  want  you  with  me  ? 
Why  are  you  come  hither  ?"  He 
shook  in  his  seat ;  for  a  certain  cir- 
cumstance occasioned  a  suspicion 
of  the  stranger's  being  an  emissary 
of  the  Inquisition  to  flash  across 
the  mind  of  the  affrighted  student. 

"  Who  sent  you  hither  ?"  he  en- 
quired in  faltering  accents. 

"  Why,  in  heaven's  name,  are  you 
so  disturbed,  Carl  ?  I  am  really  nei- 
ther the  devil  nor  one  of  his  minions 
— having  neither  wit  nor  power 
enough  for  either,"  said  the  stranger, 
mildly.  jaoo  oi 

"  Then  are  you  worse — you  are 
from  the  INQUISITION — and  are  sent 
to  ensnare  my  soul  to  hell,  and  my 
body  to  tortures  horrible  !"  rejoined 
Carl,  a  cold  sweat  suddenly  bedew- 
ing his  whole  frame. 

*«  Why,  if  it  were  so,  I  must  surely 
be  bolder  than  wise,  to  venture  on 
such  odds  as  are  here.  I  am  old  and 
somewhat  shaken  of  strength ;  you 
young  and  lion-like.  Which  would 
have  tlje  better,  think  you,  in  a  strug- 
gle?" continued  the  stranger,  meekly. 

"  Why,"  replied  Carl,  still  shiver- 
ing with  the  fearful  suspicion — "  you 
speak  fairly  and  reasonably ;  and  let 
me  then  as  fairly  tell  you,  that  who- 
ever you  be,  if  you  be  but  mortal, 
and  wrong  me,  or  attempt  me  mis- 
chief,! will  put  you  to  death  as  calm- 
ly and  surely  as  I  shew  you  this" — 
and  he  drew  a  small  poniard  from 
his  vest,  clasped  it  fiercely  in  his 
hand,  and  extended  the  keen  thirsty- 


42 


The  Bracelets. 


[Jan. 


looking  blade  to  the  stranger,  who 
merely  crossed  his  hands  on  his 
breast,  and  looked  upwards  with  an 
innocent  air. 

"  Did  I  not  say  I  was  in  your 
power,  Carl?  And  is  it  probable  I 
shall  seek  an  offence  with  you? — 
Would  I,  an  old  feeble  man" 

"  What  brought  you  hither  ?  What 
made  you  cause  the  uproar  at  my 
door  just  now?"  enquired  Carl,  with 
some  shew  of  self-possession. 

"  Oh,  faith — that  is  easily  answered. 
Business — business !  I  have  much  to 
do  with  you,  and  but  small  time  to 
do  it  in.  Truly  your  fears  are  all 
false  !  I  am,  I  repeat  it,  but  a  man, 
even  as  you  are — with  the  difference 
of  an  odd  year  or  two — ugh  !  ugh  ! 
ugh  !"  continued  the  stranger  with  a 
feeble  asthmatic  laugh.  "  But,  to  be 
short.  If  your  heart  is  still  set  upon 
the  bracelets — I  may,  perhaps,  put 
you  in  the  way  of  obtaining  them." 

Carl  strove  to  look  calm — but  the 
thing  was  impossible.  His  colour 
faded,  his  heart  seemed  fluttering 
about  his  throat  as  though  it  would 
choke  him,  and  his  eyes  emitted  co- 
ruscations of  fire. 

"  Old  man !  whoever,  whatever 
you  are — I  supplicate  you  to  tell  me 
how  you  know  any  thing  about  the 
matter  you  speak  of!  How  came  you 
to  know  that  I  had  any  care  about 
the — the — the  bracelets  ?" — He  could 
scarce  get  out  the  word — "  for  I  have 
not  breathed  a  syllable  about  them  to 
any  one  human !" 

"  How  did  I  know  it?  Pho !  it 
might  be  a  long,  perchance  a  dull 
tale,  were  I  to  explain  how  I  came 
by  my  knowledge  in  this  matter. 
Enough  that  I  know  your  soul  gapes 
to  get  the  bracelets.  In  a  word,  I 
came  not  here  to  tell  you  how  I  know 
what  I  do,  but  simply  to  put  you  in 
the  way  of  obtaining  your  wishes." 

A  cold  stream  of  suspicion  flowed 
over  Carl's  mind  while  the  stranger 

rke — and  when  Carl  reverted  to 
many  subtle  devices  known  to  be 
adopted  by  the  Inquisition  for  en- 
trapping their  prey.  Still  Carl's  an- 
xious curiosity  prevailed  over  his 
fears.  The  old  man,  after  fumbling 
a  while  about  the  inner  part  of  his 
girdle,  took  out  what  seemed  to  Carl 
a  large  snuff  or  tobacco-box.  Open- 
ing it,  he  slowly  removed  two  or  three 
layers  of  fine  wool ;  and  then  there 
glistened  before  the  enchanted  eyes 


of  the  student  one  of  the  most  re- 
splendent bracelets  that  had  ever  is- 
sued from  the  hands  of  cunning  jew- 
eller. He  was  lost,  for  a  second  or 
two,  in  speechless  ecstasy. 

"  Oh,  rare !  oh,  exquisite — exqui- 
site bracelet !" — he  gasped  at  length, 
so  absorbed  with  the  splendid  bauble 
that  he  did  not  notice  the  almost 
wolfish  glare  with  which  the  old 
man's  eye  was  fixed  on  his. — "  And 
may  this  be  MINE  ?  Did  you  not  say 
you  could  put  it  into  my  power  ?" 

"  Aye,  Carl,  it  may  be  yours  !"  re- 
plied the  stranger,  in  a  low,  earnest 
tone,  still  fixedly  eyeing  his  compa- 
nion's countenance. 

"  Aye,  aye  !  it  may  ?  Name,  then, 
the  price !  Name  your  price,  old 
man ! "  exclaimed  Carl,  eagerly. 
Checking  himself,  however,  he  add- 
ed suddenly,  in  a  desponding  tone, 
"  But  why  do  I  ask  its  price  ?  Fool 
that  I  am,  my  whole  fortune — aye, 
the  fortunes  of  all  our  family,  would 
not  purchase  one  only  of  these  jew- 
els!" 

The  more  Carl  looked  at  the  gor- 
geous toy,  the  more  was  he  fascina- 
ted. It  was  studded  with  gems  of 
such  amazing  brilliance,  as  to  pre- 
sent the  appearance  of  a  circle  of  de- 
licate violet  and  orange-hued  flame, 
as  the  stranger  placed  it  in  different 
points  of  view.  Carl  could  not  re- 
move his  eyes  from  the  bracelet. 

"  Take  it  into  your  own  hands— it 
will  bear  a  close  scrutiny,"  said  the 
old  man,  proffering  the  box,  with  its 
costly  contents,  to  the  student,  who 
received  it  with  an  eager  but  trem- 
bling hand.  As  he  examined  the 
gems,  he  discovered  one  of  superior 
splendour  and  magnitude;  and  whilst 
his  eyes  were  riveted  upon  it — was 
it  merely  his  nervous  agitation — or, 
gracious  God !  did  it  really  assume 
the  appearance  of  a  human  eye,  of 
awful  expression  ? 

Carl's  eyes  grew  dim,  the  blood 
retreated  to  his  heart,  and  his  hands 
shook  violently  as  he  pushed  back 
the  box  and  its  mysterious  contents 
to  the  stranger.  Neither  spoke  for 
some  seconds.  The  old  man  gazed 
at  Carl  with  astonishment 

"  What— what  shall  I  call  you  ?" 
murmured  Carl,  "as  soon  as  he  had 
recovered  the  power  of  speech. 
"  What  means  that— that— that  damn- 
ed eye  that  looks  at  me  from  the 
bracelet?  Do  your  superiors,  then, 


1832.] 

use  even  sorcery  to  inveigle  their  vic- 
tims ?"  His  teeth  chattered.  "  Away 
with  your  damned  magic !  Out  on 
you  !  Away — or  I  shall  call  for  help 
from  without !"  And  Carl  drew  half 
out  his  poniard. 

"  Tut,  man,"  rejoined  the  stran- 
ger, calmly,  after  listening  with  pa- 
tience to  Carl's  objurgations.  "  Now, 
to  hear  you  rave  in  this  wise !  You 
—a  man — a  scholar !  The  days  of 
sorcery,  methinks,  are  gone  for  ever  ; 
and  as  for  the  INQUISITION  that  you 
din  into  my  ears,  I  myself  fear,  but 
more  hate,  that  cruel  and  accursed 
institution."  This  was  said  slowly 
and  deeply — the  speaker's  eyes 
searchingly  fixed  on  those  of  him  he 
addressed.  The  student,  however, 
answered  not,  and  the  old  man  re- 
sumed. 

"  'Tis  but  your  own  heated  fancy 
that  has  likened  one  of  these  jewels 
to  an  EYE — he,  he,  he  !"  said  he, with 
a  poor  attempt  at  laughter.  "  What 
is  it  that  has  frightened  you  but  a 
large  diamond  ?  A  human  eye,  i' faith 
— he,  he,  he ! — But,  to  away  with 
these  womanish  fancies,  I  would 
know,  at  once,  Carl,  whether  you 
wish  to  call  yourself  the  owner  of 
this  bracelet  ?" 

Carl  paused. 

"  Will  you  give  me  no  answer, 
Carl?" 

"  Aye — Heaven  knows  I  would 
fain  be  its  master — for  'tis  an  en- 
chanting, a  dazzling — yet  a  fear- 

"  Pshaw !"  exclaimed  the  old  man, 
impatiently. 

"  Well,  then,"  continued  Carl, 
doubtingly,  "  since  temper  fails  you, 
I  will  to  the  point.  Suppose,  then,  I 
were,  in  a  manner,  disposed — I  mean 
— hem  ! — What  I  would  say,  is — in 
short,  if  it  were  to  come  to  pass  that 
I  were  earnestly  desirous  (which  I 
am  not)  of  having  this  bracelet — not 
for  myself,  mark  me,  but  for  an- 
other  " 

"To  the  point,  man!  To  the 
point!"  interrupted  the  stranger, 
with  anxious  asperity. 

"  Well,  I  say,  if  I  were  disposed  to 
purchase  the  bracelet,  what  would 
be  your  terms  ?  What  must  I  do  ? 
What  give  ?" 

"  Oh,  my  terms  are  most  easy  and 
simple.  You  may  perchance  laugh 
at  hearing  them.  Find  but  the  fellow 


The  Bracelets.  43 

to  this  bracelet— and  both  shall  be 


yours. 

Carl  suddenly  became  cold  and 
pale.  The  stranger's  peculiar  words 
and  manner  had  roused  painful  sus- 
picions in  the  breast  of  the  student — 
transiently  however — that  certain  do- 
ings of  his  must  be  intimately  known 
in  certain  awful  quarters  j  and  the 
stranger's  plan  was  but  a  subtle  trap 
for  making  him  develope  them.  This 
feeling,  however,  gradually  yielded 
to  one  of  sheer  astonishment,  as  the 
stranger  repeated  his  terms,  in  a 
significant  tone,  and  with  great  ear- 
nestness of  manner. 

"  I — /,  Carl  Koecker — find  you  the 
fellow  to  this  bracelet !"  exclaimed 
the  student.  "  Surely  you  must  be 
mad,  or  mocking  me." 

"  Whether  I  be  mad  or  not,  con- 
cerns you  little,  so  as  I  can  make 
good  my  promise.  You  have  my 
terms." 

"  Will  you  give  me  till  to-morrow 
night  to  consider  whether  I  will  ac- 
cept them  ?" 

"  No,"  replied  the  stranger,  im- 
peratively. 

"Hem !"  exclaimed  Carl,  sudden- 
ly— but  with  a  puzzled  air — wishing 
to  put  the  stranger  off  his  guard — 
"  so  you  have  but  one  bracelet.  How 
came  you  by  it? — You  know,  old 
man,  that  if  I  buy  it,  I  must  be  satis- 
fied that  I  can  keep  it." 

"  Keep  your  questions  to  yourself. 
Enough  for  you  that  I  have  it,"  re- 
plied the  stranger,  sternly. 

"  Another  question,  nevertheless, 
I  must  put.  Where  is  the  other 
bracelet  ?" 

"  It  must  be  sought  for,"  replied 
the  old  man,  gloomily,  placing  his 
broad-brimmed  hat  on  his  head,  as  if 
to  overshadow  his  eyes — "  and  it  is 
worthy  the  search,  though  a  prince 
were  the  seeker.  He  who  shall  have 
this,  has  a  clue  infallible  to  the  dis- 
covery of  the  other." 

"  Then  why  not  search  for  it  your- 
self?" enquired  Carl,  quickly.  A 
flush  overspread  the  stranger's  face, 
and  he  seemed,  for  a  moment,  some- 
what confused. 

"  You  are  sent  hither  by  the  In- 
quisition," said  Carl,  with  a  cold 
shudder — at  the  same  time  plunging 
his  right  hand  into  his  bosom,  in 
search  of  his  poniard — half  resolved 
to  take  summary  vengeance  tra  the 


44 


The  Bracelets. 


[Jan. 


daring  and  cruel  spy.  He  controlled 
himself,  however,  and  repeated  his 
question  in  a  calmer  tone. 

*  Why  do  not  you  seek  for  the 
fellow-bracelet,  old  man  ?" 

"  I  may  not,  Carl.  That  must  be 
sufficient  for  you.  You  need  not 
enter  on  the  search  —  you  need  not 
take  this  bracelet;  but  if  you  will 
venture,  and  should  succeed,  'twill 
be  the  greatest  day's  work  you  ever 
did.  It  will  bring  you  riches  and 
honour  ;  and,  above  all,  you  shall  see 
both  these  beautiful  trinkets  glisten- 
ing on  the  white  arm  of  her  —  " 

"  Hold  !  I  madden  !  Speak  not  !" 
gasped  Carl,  springing  with  sudden 
emotion  from  his  chair  —  pressing  his 
hands  against  his  forehead,  and  ga- 
zing fixedly  on  the  bracelet,  which 
the  stranger  still  held  in  his  hands. 

"  "Tis  an  overwhelming  thought 
truly  !  It  is  !—  but—  but—  -/  find  the 
fellow  to  this  bracelet  '?"  he  continu- 
ed, with  a  bewildered  air,  "  where, 
in  Heaven's  name,  am  I  to  search  for 

it?" 

"  Where  you  can,  and  where  you 
dare,"  replied  the  stranger,  empha- 
tically. Carl  was  struck  with  the 
tone  and  manner. 

"  And  how  long  shall  I  have  to  try 
my  fortune  ?—  Tut!—  'tis  an  idle—  a 
mad  question  truly,  a  foolish  scheme  ; 
but,  supposing  —  in  a  word,  how  long 
will  you  give  me  ?" 

"  Two  days  from  this  time  ;  and 
on  the  third,  I  will  come  and  see  you 

again-"  uom  bos, 

"  Alone  ?"  enquired  Carl,  with  a 

searching  glance.  r  bsinili 

"  Yes—  alone,'  '  replied  the  stranger, 


"  And  can  you  give  me  no  clue, 
whatever  ?—  None  ?"#  sla  jud  altif 

"  No,  assuredly.  Else  the  merit 
of  your  search  would  fail.  You  will 
not  be  long  in  finding  one,  if  you  do 
but  set  about  the  search  heartily.—- 
Ah,  Carl,  Carl,"  he  added,  suddenly, 
with  as  much  gaiety  as  his  extraor- 
dinary features  could  assume,  "  you 
have  a  white  hand,  and  a  small  wrist!" 
Carl  glanced  at  them  complacently. 
"  I  wonder,  now,  whether  it  were 
small  enough  for  this  bracelet?  —  Try 
it  on,  man—  try  it  on  !  —  Your  wrist,  I 
think,  is  but  a  trifle  larger  than  hers 
-  "  The  last  word  brought  the  blood 
into  Carl's  face,  even  to  his  temples 

"•>**S*SSJff-: 


—and  a  tempest  to  his  soul.  Scarce 
knowing  what  he  did,  he  took  the 
glittering  bracelet,  and  with  a  little 
difficulty,  clasped  it  about  his  wrist. 

"  Ah,  ha  !—  How  wondrous  well  it 
suits  you  !  In  truth,  it  might  have 
been  made  for  you  !  Your  wrist  might 
have  been  a  lady's  !"  said  the  old  man, 
laughing  ;  and,  rising  from  his  seat, 
he  scrutinized  the  bracelet  narrowly, 
and  adjusted  it  more  nicely.  "  And 
now,  CarlKoecker  —  see  you  part  not 
with  it,  in  your  search  !  Farewell, 
Carl  !"  The  stranger  stepped  towards 
the  door. 

"  Stay  —  stay,  old  man!"  exclaimed 
the  student  with  surprise.  "  Whither 
are  you  going?  Ha  —  ha,Der  Teufel  !" 
he  continued,  almost  leaping  from 
the  floor  with  sudden  fright  —  Why, 
thou  fiend  !  I  cannot  remove  the 
bracelet  !  It  clings  to  my  wrist  like 
adamant  !  —  It  will  cut  my  hand  off! 
Ah  —  ah  —  it  is  cutting  to  the  bone," 
he  groaned.  He  strove  violently  to 
wrench  it  off.  "Take  it  off!  Take  it 
off  —  I  cannot  move  it  !  Help,  help  ! 
—  dear,  good  old  man,  for  mercy's 
sake  -  "  But  his  visitor  was  open- 
ing the  chamber-door,  anxious  to  be 
gone.  Carl  followed  him,  using  fran- 
tic efforts  to  dislodge  the  bracelet 
from  his  wrist,  which  suffered  a 
frightful  sense  of  compression. 

"  Good  sir!  Kind  old  man—  who- 
ever you  are,  wherever  you  come 
from  —  whatever  your  errand,  for 
God's  love,  help  me  to  remove  this 
bracelet  .!—  Oh—"  he  groaned,  "will 
you  not  take  it  off?" 

"Off?—  .never!"  shouted  the  old 
man,  with  an  unearthly  laugh,  and  an 
eye  of  horrible  derision.  The  student 
dropped  his  hands,  fell  back  aghast 
a  pace  or  two,  and  stared  at  the 
stranger,  with  eyes  that  seemed  burst- 
ing from  their  sockets.  The  perspi- 
ration started  from  every  pore. 

"  Never—  oh,  never—  did  you  say?" 
gasped  Carl,  renewing  his  desperate 
efforts  to  remove  the  bracelet.  He 
grew  desperate.  "  Villain  !  fiend  ! 
You  have  played  a  hell-trick  against 
me 


!  Will  you  yet  say 

"  Aye  —  never,  till  you  find  its  fel- 
low," replied  the  old  man,  shaking 
his  shrivelled  finger  at  the  student. 

"  Accursed  wretch!  Deceiving 
devil  !  Then  will  we  struggle  for  it. 
Ho,  have  at  you,"  aloud  shrieked 
. 


1832.]  The  Bracelets. 

Carl,  springing  forward  to  grapple 
with  his  tormentor ;  who,  however, 
at  that  moment  slipped  through  the 
open  door,  shutting  it  in- Carl's  face  j 
and  as  the  old  man  went  rapidly 
down  stairs,  Carl  heard  him  exclaim- 
ing in  tones  of  wild  and  echoing 
laughter — fainter  and  fainter  as  the 
distance  increased — "  Never,  Carl ; 
never,  never !" 

Carl  staggered  stupified  to  a  seat, 
and  sat  for  some  moments  the  image 
of  despair.  He  would  have  rushed 
out  after  the  old  man,  but  that  a 
deadly  faintness  seized  him.  He 
could  not  bring  his  scattered  senses 
to  bear  for  an  instant  on  any  one 
point  of  the  preceding  interview. 
He  felt  like  a  man  suddenly  roused 
at  midnight  from  a  frightful  dream. 
Had  he  been  asleep  and  dreaming  ? 
Alas,  no !  There  was  fearful  evi- 
dence, palpable  and  visible,  of  waking 
reality.  His  eye  happened  to  alight 
on  the  bracelet  glistening  with  now 
abhorred  splendour  on  his  wrist. 
With  frantic  effort  he  once  more 
strove  to  disengage  it,  but  in  vain. 
He  could  not  move  it ;  it  seemed  to 
have  grown  into  him  !  He  rose  from 
his  chair,  and  paced  his  room  in  an 
ecstasy  of  alternate  fear  and  fury. 
What  had  come  to  him  ?  Was  he  un- 
der the  spell  of  witchcraft  ?  WTas  he 
the  sport  of  diabolical  agency  ?  Or, 
worse  than  either — the  sealed  vic- 
tim of  the  Inquisition  ?  Had  they 
sent  their  emissary  to  probe  him, 
and  leave  this  cunningly-framed 
bracelet  as  an  irremovable  evi- 
dence of  their  man — even  as  sheep 
are  marked  for  the  slaughter?  As 
this  latter  suspicion  flashed  across 
his  mind  with  increasing  probability, 
he  sunk  in  his  chair,  overwhelmed 
with  anguish  and  horror ;  and  from 
his  chair  to  the  floor.  What  was  to 
become  of  him  ?  What  could  he  do  ? 
Whither  was  he  to  fly  ?  How  ascei-- 
tain  the  criminatory  extent  of  the 
information  on  which  they  acted  ? 
He  knew  not !  He  closed  his  eyes, 
for  every  thing  about  him  seemed 
turning  round,  and  assuming  gro- 
tesque images  and  positions.  After 
lying  for  some  minutes  on  the  floor, 
he  suddenly  sprung  to  his  feet,  con- 
vinced that  the  extraordinary  occur- 
rences of  the  evening  could  have  no 
other  foundation  than  fancy — that 
he  must  have  been  suffering  from 
the  nightmare.  He  stepped  into  his 


45 

sleeping-room,  and  plunged  his  head 
and  face  into  a  bowl  of  cold  spring 
water.  The  shock  for  a  few  mo- 
ments revived  and  recollected  his 
wandering  faculties  ;  but  in  Wiping 
his  face,the  accursed  bracelet  scratch- 
ed his  cheek — the  delusions  of  hope 
vanished  in  an  instant,  and  flinging 
aside  his  towel,  he  rushed  from  the 
room  in  despair.  The  silence  and 
solitude  of  his  apartment  were  hor- 
rible. Whither  should  he  go,  that 
the  Inquisition  hounds  could  not  fol- 
low, find,  and  seize  him  ?  He  began 
to  imagine  that  they  had  pressed  the 
arts  of  sorcery  into  their  assistance. 
He  felt,  in  a  word,  that  his  fears 
were  maddening  him.  He  could 
bear  his  rooms  no  longer :  so  put- 
ting his  cap  on  his  head,  and  throw- 
ing a  cloak  over  his  shoulders,  he 
went  out,  hoping  to  see,  or  at  least 
hear  tidings  of,  his  dreadful  visitor. 
The  night,  far  advanced,  was  cold 
and  gloomy — the  winds  blew  chilly, 
and  the  snows  were  fluttering  fast. 
He  spoke  to  one  or  two  of  the 
drowsy  shivering  watch,  and  asked 
whether  they  had  seen  any  one  an- 
swering to  the  description  of  his 
visitor.  One  of  them  told  him  with 
a  yawn,  that  only  a  quarter  of  an 
hour  before,  he  had  seen  an  old  man 
pass  by,  that  stooped,  and  wore,  he 
thought,  a  broad  hat  and  drab  coat ; 
that  he  walked  at  a  great  rate  down 
the  main  street,  followed  by  two  men 
in  dark  dresses  I  Carl  fell  into  the 
arms  of  the  watchman,  deprived  of 
sense  and  motion.  The  last  clause 
of  the  man's  intelligence  had  con- 
firmed his  worst  fears — THE  INQUI- 
SITION WERE  AFTER  HIM  ! 

After  a  while,  the  attentions  of  the 
humane  night-guardian,  backed  by  a 
little  hot  ale  which  he  carried  in  a 
leathern  bottle,  sufficed  to  revive 
Carl,  who  was  able,  soon  after,  to 
proceed,  after  giving  the  watchman 
some  small  coin.  What  was  Carl 
now  to  do  ?  To  return  to  his  rooms 
was  impossible.  He  hurried  on 
through  the  street,  why,  or  whither, 
he  knew  not.  He  felt  a  sort  of  drow- 
siness or  stupor  creeping  over  him. 
Suddenly  h«  nearly  OYerthrew  what 
proved  to  be  a  female  figure  muffled 
hi  a  long  dark  dress.  His  hair  stood 
on  end — format  the  first  moment,  he 
mistook  her  figure  for  that  of  one  of 
the  "  men  in  dark  dresses,"  spoken  of 
by  the  watchman— >of  the  familiars  of 


46 


The  Bracelets, 


[Jan. 


the  Inquisition.  While  recoiling 
shudderingly  from  her,  he  fancied 
he  heard  himself  addressed — "  Fol- 
low !"  said  the  low  hurried  voice  of 
a  woman — "  Follow  me,  and  be  si- 
lent. You  have  been  expected  this 
half  hour.  'Tis  foolish— 'tis  cruel 
thus  to  delay!" 

"  I — I  expected  ? — gasped  the  stag- 
gering student — "  Why,  do  you  know 
me?" 

"  Know  you  ?— why,  Carl  Koecker, 
of  course,"  replied  the  female;  add- 
ing in  a  low  imploring  tone — "  Oh, 
follow— for  Heaven's  sake,  follow 
instantly,  or  all  will  be  lost !" 

"  Lost! — why,  am  not  /,  rather, 
lost  ? — In  God's  name,  whither 
would  you  lead  me?  Are  yowinleague 
with  that  old  — "  Carl  was  in- 
terrupted by  his  companion  whisper- 
ing hurriedly — "  Hush  !  the  good 
folks  of  Goettingen  will  hear  you  !" 

She  had  scarce  uttered  the  last 
words,  before  Carl  thought  he  heard 
the  faint  echo  of  many  voices  at 
some  distance,  from  behind — and 
which  seemed,  as  they  grew  nearer, 
to  be  loud  and  tumultuous.  He 
suddenly  turned  towards  the  quar- 
ter from  which  the  sounds  of  distant 
uproar  came,  when  he  beheld  seve- 
ral torches  gleaming  dimly  far  off, 
and  held  by  persons  hurrying  to  and 
fro  in  all  directions.  The  sounds 
approached,  and  became  more  dis- 
tinct. They  were  those  of  alarm. 

"  What  in  God's  name  is  stirring 
now  ?"  enquired  Carl  of  the  fe- 
male he  was  accompanying.  "  Can 
you  tell  me  wherefore  is  all  that 
uproar?"  The  spectral  stare  almost 
froze  Carl's  blood,  as  she  answered 
in  a  low  quick  tone—"  Ah — do  not 
YOU  know,  Carl  Koecker  ? — A  deed 

of  blood  and  horror "     She  was 

interrupted  by  the  startling  clangour 
of  the  alarm-bell,  pealing  with  pro- 
digious rapidity  and  violence.  Carl 
shuddered— and  well  he  might.  What 
is  capable  of  inspiring  more  thrilling 
terror  than  the  gloomy  toll  of  a 
church-bell,  heard  with  sudden  loud- 
ness  at  midnight  ? 

The  whole  town  of  Goettingen 
was  roused.  Carl  listened—his  hair 
stood  on  end — his  knees  tottered — • 
his  brain  reeled — for  the  cries  were 
those  of  murder  and  revenge :  and 
amid  all  the  tumult  of  the  voices, 
and  the  sullen  tolling  of  the  bell, 
Carl  distinctly  heard— his  own  name ! 


Half  stunned  with  the  thought,  he 
listened— he  strained  his  ear  to  take 
in  every  sound  that  sent  it.  "  Carl 
Koecker"  was  the  name  uttered  by 
a  hundred  tongues;  and  Carl  Koeck- 
er was  sought  after  as  a  murderer. 
He  would  have  shouted  in  answer — 
he  would  have  discovered  himself, 
conscious  of  his  innocence — but  he 
felt  a  suffocating  pressure  about  his 
throat,  and  his  heart  seemed  fit  to 
burst  through  his  side.  Strange 
lights  flashed  before  his  eyes,  and 
his  tottering  knees  seemed  about  to 
refuse  him  any  longer  their  support, 
when  his  unknown  companion  sud- 
denly grasped  his  hand  between  her 
cold  fingers,  whispering — "  Carl, 
Carl,  you  must  hasten!  Fly!  fly! 
You  will  fall  into  their  hands  !  They 
are  yelling  for  you!  They  are  as 
tigers  drunk  with  blood!" 

"  I  care  not !  I  am  innocent !  I 
have  done  no  crime!  Why,  then, 
should  I  fly  ?  No,  I  will  stay,  with 
God's  help,  till  they  come  up,"  mur- 
mured the  fainting  student.  Mean- 
while the  clamour  of  voices  grew 
nearer  and  louder.  Innumerable 
torches  flitted  to  and  fro,  casting  a 
discoloured  glare  over  the  dusky 
atmosphere. 

"  Haste,  Carl !— Haste,  murderer, 
haste  !  haste !"  muttered  the  woman 
by  his  side—"  Justice  flieth  quickly 
after  her  victims !" 

"  Wretch  !  what  are  you  saying  ?" 
stammered  Carl,  beginning  to  sus- 
pect himself  the  victim  of  diabolical 
villainy.  He  tried  to  grasp  his  com- 
panion by  the  arm — but  his  hand 
was  powerless.  A  sudden  recollec- 
tion of  the  stranger  who  had  given 
him  the  bracelet,  and  of  the  mys- 
terious circumstances  attending  the 
transaction,  flashed  with  fearful  vi- 
vidness before  his  mind. 

"  Woman,  woman  !"  he  faltered, 
"  Who  is  murdered  ?  Is  it — is  it " 

"  Fly,  fool !  Fly,  fly,  fly  !— The 
familiars  are  near  at  hand !  The 
blighting  brand  of  the  Inquisition 
will  discover " 

"  The  what—  what!"  groaned  Carl, 
his  eyes  darkening  for  an  instant,  and 
his  voice  choked. 

"  Only  thou  fly,  fly  !" — continued 
the  woman,  hurrying  him  forward. 
The  crowd  of  torch-bearers  seemed 
now  at  but  a  very  little  distance ; 
and  Carl,  overwhelmed  and  be- 
wildered,—his  consciousness  of  in- 


1832.] 


The  Bracelets. 


47 


nocence  drowned  in  the  apprehen- 
sion of  pressing  danger — needed  but 
little  urging  to  step  into  a  vehicle 
standing  at  the  corner  of  a  street 
they  had  just  entered.  He  scarce 
knew  what  he  was  doing.  Imme- 
diately on  his  sitting  down,  the  door 
was  closed,  and  away  shot  the 
vehicle,  rolling  as  rapidly  as  four 
fleet  horses  could  carry  it. 

Carl  found  himself  alone  in  the 
coach — if  such  it  was — for  his  con- 
ductor had  suddenly  and  most  un- 
expectedly disappeared.  The  utter 
extremity  of  fright,  amazement,  and 
perplexity,  is  too  feeble  a  term  to 
convey  any  thing  like  an  adequate 
idea  of  the  state  of  Carl  Koecker's 
feelings,  when  thus,  after  such  an 
astounding  series  of  events,  hurried 
away  no  one  knew  how,  why,  or 
whither. 

Visions   of   inquisitorial    horrors 
flitted 'before  his  perturbed  mind's 
eye.     To  what  scenes  of  ghastly — 
of  hopeless  misery  was  he  now,  per- 
chance, conveying?    He  sunk  back 
on  the   seat,  and  swooned.     How 
long    he   continued    insensible,   he 
knew  not.    When  he  recovered,  he 
found  himself  rattling  onward  at  a 
prodigious  rate,  and  amid  profound 
darkness:   he    stretched   his    hand 
out  of  the  window  of  the  vehicle,  and 
the  snow  fell  fast  and  thick  upon  it. 
He  listened,  but  heard  no  sound,  ex- 
cept the  rapid  and  regular  tramp  of 
horses'  hoofs,  and  the  rustling  of  the 
branches,  against  which  the  roof  of 
the  vehicle  brushed  in  passing.     He 
could  not  hear  the  voices  of  either 
driver  or  attendants.    In  a  sudden  fit 
of  frenzy,  he  threw  down   one   of 
the  windows,  pushed  out  his  head, 
and  roared  for  rescue — but  his  cries 
were  unattended  to.   He  then  strove 
to  force  open  the  door,  that  he  might 
leap  out,  though  at  the  hazard  ofms 
life ;  but  his  utmost  efforts  were  use- 
less !  He  tried  if  the  window-spaces 
were  large  enough  to  admit  of  escape 
— but  they  were  too  small  to  admit 
of -a  child's  exit!  What  was  to  be- 
come of  him  ?  After  again  and  again 
trying  to  force  open  the  doors,  he 
wearied  himself, and  fell  at  full  length 
on  the  seat,  sullenly  resigned  to  his 
fate,  under  the  conviction  that  he  was 
either  in  the  toils  of  the  Inquisition, 
or  the  hands  of  thieves  and  murder- 
ers.  But  what  could  the  latter  want 
with  a  poor  student  ?  For  the  former 


suspicion,  his  quaking  heart  could 
readily  assign  grounds  ! 

He  lay  in  a  state  of  stupor,  till  the 
sudden  stoppage  of  the  vehicle  almost 
jerked  him  from  his  seat,  and  suffi- 
ciently roused  him  to  perceive  that  the 
carriage  was  standing  before  the  gates 
of  a  magnificent  building.  Where 
he  was,  or  how  long  his  journey  had 
lasted,  he  knew  not;  and  unutter- 
able, therefore,  was  his  astonishment 
to  behold  the  altered  aspect  of  na- 
ture. The  time  appeared  about  two 
or  three  o'clock  in  the  morning.  The 
gloom  and  inclemency  of  the  former 
part  of  the  night  had  entirely  disap- 
peared. The  scenery,  at  which  he 
glanced  hastily,  seemed  of  a  totally 
different  class  from  that  which  he 
had  been  accustomed  to  behold.  The 
glorious  gilding  of  the  full  moon  lay 
on  every  object— alike  on  the  snowy 
shroud  glistening  over  endless  plains 
and  hills — as  on  the  quarried  clouds 
lying  piled  irregularly,  one  above 
the  other,  in  snowy  strata  along  the 
sky.  Their  edges  seemed  all  melt- 
ing into  golden  light. 

The  building  before  which  the 
carriage  had  drawn  up,  seemed  a 
vast  grey  mass  of  irregular  structure, 
the  prevailing  character  of  which  was 
Gothic.  Whether,  however,  it  were 
a  castle,  a  palace,  a  prison,  a  nunnery, 
or  a  monastery,  Carl's  hurried  glance 
could  not  distinguish.  He  had  scarce 
time  to  scan  its  outline,  before  the 
carriage-door  was  opened,  by  remo- 
ving a  large  bar  from  across  the  out- 
side, Carl  noticed — and  a  string  of 
attendants,  habited  somewhat  in  mi- 
litary costume,  stood  ready  to  con- 
duct the  solitary  visitor  to  the  inte- 
rior of  the  building.  After  a  mo- 
ment's  pause  of  stupified  irresolu- 
tion— uncertain  whether  or  not  to 
make  a  desperate  attempt  at  escape 
—he  alighted,  and  followed  the  chief 
of  the  attendants  towards  the  interior 
of  the  building.  Every  step  he  took 
within  the  splendid,  though  antique 
structure,  convinced  him  that  he  had 
entered  a  regal  residence.  He  paced 
along  seemingly  endless  galleries  and 
corridors,  with  the  passive,  or  rather 
submissive  air  of  a  man  led  along 
guarded  prison-passages  to  execu- 
tion. He  was  at  length  ushered  into 
a  large  tapestried  apartment,  in  the 
centre  of  which  was  spread  a  supper- 
table,  sinking  beneath  a  costly  service 
of  gold  and  silver.  Scarce  knowing 


48 


The  Bracelets. 


[Jan. 


whether  or  not — in  the  vulgar  phrase 
— his  head  or  heels  were  uppermost, 
Carl  sat  himself  down  mechanically 
at  the  table ;  and  the  obsequious  at- 
tendants instantly  removed  the  co- 
vers of  several  dishes.     When  Carl 
saw  the  expensive  dainties   spread 
before    him,    and    the    magnificent 
plate   which   contained   them,    and 
marked  the  solemn  and  anxious  de- 
ference paid  him  by  the  servants,  he 
felt  convinced  that  through  some  in- 
explicable blunder,  he  had  been  mis- 
taken for  an  expected  visitor  of  dis- 
tinction.    The  tumultuous  and  terri- 
fying scenes  which  had  ushered  in 
his  journey,  were  for  a  while  obscu- 
red   from    his    recollection.      Carl 
found    it    impossible  to  partake  of 
the  exquisite  fare  before  him.    He 
contrived,  however,  to  quaff  an  am- 
ple cup  of  rich  wine,  which  soon 
revived    his   torpid  faculties.      He 
turned  towards  the  silent  servants, 
stationed  at  due  distances  from  him, 
and  enquired,  in  a  stern  tone,  what 
they  were  going  to  do  with  him; 
"  whether  they  knew  who  he  was  ?" 
A  respectful  obeisance  was  the  only 
answer.    "  Carl  Koecker — a  student 
of  Goettingen  University."     A  se- 
cond and  lower  bow.     A  third  time 
he  repeated  his   question,  but  the 
only  answer  he  could  obtain,  was  a 
brief  intimation,  couched  in  the  most 
deferential  terms,  that  "  Her  High- 
ness" was  waiting  his  appearance  in 
the  audience-room.  Carl  clasped  his 
hands  over  his  forehead,  lost  in  won- 
der and  despair. 

"  Who — who,  in  God's  name,  is 
'  Her  Highness  ?' "  he  enquired. 

"  She  has  been  long  expecting 
your  arrival  with  anxiety,"  replied 
one  of  the  servants,  apparently  in  no- 
wise surprised  at  the  disorder  of 
their  youthful  guest. 

"  Waiting — and  for  my  arrival  ? — 
Impossible  ! — You  are  all  wrong, 
fellows  !  I  am  not  he  whom  you 
suppose  me !  I  am  mistaken  for  some 
one  else — and  he,  must  be  nothing 
particular,  seeing  I,  through  being 
mistaken  for  him,  was  kidnapped 
away !  Harkee,  sirrahs — do  you  un- 
derstand ?"  The  servants  looked  at 
one  another  in  silence,  and  without 
a  smile.  "  Do  you  know  who  I  am  ?" 
continued  Carl  in  a  louder  key — but 
in  vain ;  he  received  no  answer.  The 
servants  seemed  to  have  been  tu- 
tored, 


"Alas!"  resumed  Carl,  in  a  low 
tone,  "  I  ask  you  who  I  am,  when  I 
verily  know  not,  myself  ! — Aha  ! 
Who  am  I  ?  Where  ?— Why  here  ?— 
Answer  !  Tell  me  !  Speak  there  !" 
continued  Carl,  resolutely,  relying 
on  the  wine  he  had  taken,  and 
which  he  felt  supplying  him  with 
confidence. 

"  Once  more,  I  say— Who  am  I  ?" 
repeated  Carl. 

"  That,  we  suppose,  your  High- 
ness best  knows — but  our  duty  is  to 
wait  and  conduct  you  into  her  High- 
ness's  presence,"  was  the  only  an- 
swer he  received,  delivered  in  the 
same  stedfast  respectfulness  of  tone 
and  manner. 

"  Where  will  all  this  mummery 
end?"    thought  Carl,   pouring  out, 
mechanically,  another  cup  of  wine. 
The  thought  suddenly  struck  him, 
and  the  more  he  entertained  it,  the 
more   probable   it   appeared — that, 
after  all,  the  whole  of  his  evening's 
adventures  might  be  the  contrivance 
of  one  of  those  celebrated  and  system- 
atic hoaxers,  of  whom,  in  Italy,  the 
illustrious  Lorenzo  was  chief.  Every 
occurrence  of  the  evening  seemed 
easily  explicable  on  this  hypothesis 
— but  one;  the  general  uproar  in  the 
streets  of  Goettingen  at  the  period 
of  his  leaving.     That  savoured  too 
strongly  of  serious  reality  to  be  part 
of  a  hoax ! — While  he  was  turning 
about  these  thoughts  in  his   mind, 
one  of  the  servants  opened  a  door, 
and  stood  by  it,  as  if  hinting  that 
Carl  should  rise  from  table  and  fol- 
low.   Resolved  patiently  to  await 
the  issue,  he  rose,  and  walked  to- 
wards the  door.    He  was  conducted 
up  an  ample  staircase,  leading  to  a 
lofty  hall,  supported  by  marble  pil- 
lars.    After  traversing  it  in  silence, 
his  conductors  opened  a  pair  of  large 
folding-doors,    and     ushered     Carl 
through    them — gently    closed    the 
high  doors  upon  him,  and  retired. 
Carl  now  found  himself  in  an  apart- 
ment equally  magnificent  with  the 
one  he   had  left.      Still,    however, 
there  was  not — as  in  the  other — arti- 
ficial light;  but  the  room  was,  so  to 
speak,  flooded  with  a  radiant  tide  of 
moonlight.     Every  thing  about  him, 
to    Carl's   disturbed    apprehension, 
wore   the  air   of  mystery  and   ro- 
mance. The  silence  of  the  sepulchre 
was  there,  and  it  oppressed  him.  He 
dared  hardly  draw  his  breath,  fearful 


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49 


of  its  being  audible.  He  was  reluc- 
tant to  move  from  the  spot  where  he 
had  first  stood,  lest  he  should  dissi- 
pate the  nameless  charm  of  the 
chamber,  or  encounter  some  unwel- 
come and  startling  spectacle.  Which- 
ever way  he  looked,  there  was  a  dim 
and  dreary  splendour  which  trans- 
cended the  creatures  of  poetry.  Al- 
most the  whole  extent  of  the  further 
extremity  of  the  chamber  consisted 
of  a  large  Gothic- fashioned  window, 
with  a  door  in  the  centre  of  it,  open- 
ing upon  a  narrow  slip  of  shrubbery 
or  terrace.  The  prospect  through 
this  window  was  glorious.  The  moon 
was  still 

"  Riding  at  her  highest  noon," 

like  a  bright  bark  over  a  sea  of 
sapphire,  scattering  her  splendour 
over  streams  glittering  like  veins  of 
silver  amid  a  noble  extent  of  cham- 
paign country;  and  rendering  visi- 
ble, in  the  distance,  hoary  structures 
of  prodigious  extent,  relieved  against 
a  back- ground  of  profound  forest 
shade.  A  little  to  the  right  lay  a  lake 
of  liquid  silver !  But  the  most  marvel- 
lous circumstance  of  the  whole,  was 
the  disappearance  of  the  snow  he  had 
so  lately  seen.  Was  it  possible — 
thought  Carl,  pressing  his  hands  to  his 
forehead — that  he  had  slept  through 
an  interval  of  twenty-four  hours  since 
he  saw  the  snow  ?  Had  he  taken 
drugged  draughts  at  supper,  and  but 
now  awoke,  unconscious  of  the  inter- 
val that  had  elapsed  ?  This  extraor- 
dinary absence  of  snow  was,  as  al- 
ready said,  the  first  thing  observed  by 
Carl,  hurried  as  was  his  glance ;  but 
erelong  a  very  different  object,  within 
the  chamber,  arrested  his  attention, 
absorbing  every  faculty  in  mute  as- 
tonishment and  admiration.  At  the 
upper  extremity  of  the  chamber  the 
resplendent  moonbeam  fell  on  the 
figure  of  a  lady,  white  as  snow,  recli- 
ning on  a  couch,  with  her  head  sup- 
ported by  her  arm.  Never  before 
had  Carl  beheld,  even  in  dreams,  a 
vision  of  such  dazzling  beauty.  So 
perfectly  symmetrical  her  features, 
so  delicately  moulded  her  figure,  so 
gracefully  negligent  her  attitude,  and 
so  motionless  withal,  that  Carl,  as 
he  glided  slowly  towards  her,  his 
eyes  and  hands  elevated  with  raptu- 
rous astonishment,  began  to  suspect 
he  was  mocked  by  some  surpassing 

VOL,  XXXI.  NO,  (JLXXXIX, 


specimen  of  the  statuary's  art.  As 
he  drew  nearer,  he  perceived  that 
the  lady  was  asleep — at  least  her 
head  drooped  a  little,  and  her  eyes 
were  closed.  He  stood  within  a  few 
paces  of  her.  He  had  never  before 
seen  features  so  perfectly  beautiful. 
Her  brow  wore  the  pure  hue  of  ala- 
baster ;  her  eyebrows  were  most 
delicately  pencilled  and  shaded  off; 
her  nose,  of  soft  Grecian  outline, 
was  exquisitely  chiselled;  and  her 
small  closed  lips  seemed  like  a  burst- 
ing rose-bud.  The  lilied  fingers  of 
the  little  hand  supporting  her  head, 
peeped  out  in  rich  contrast  from 
among  her  black  tresses ;  while  her 
right  hand  lay  concealed  beneath 
the  folds  of  a  long  rich  veil.  What 
Avith  gazing  on  the  lovely  recum- 
bent, and  the  generous  potency  of 
the  wine  he  had  been  drinking,  Carl 
felt  himself,  as  it  were,  under  a  new 
influence.  Fear  and  doubt  had  pass- 
ed away.  He  fell  softly  on  his  knees 
before  the  beautiful  incognita.  Her 
features  moved  not. 

Now,  thought  Carl,  was  she  ina- 
nimate— a  cunning  piece  of  wax- 
work, and  were  the  contrivers  of  the 
hoax,  if  such  it  were,  watching  him 
from  secret  parts  of  the  room,  to 
enjoy  his  doings  ? 

He  thought,  fcowever,  after  stead- 
fastly eyeing  her,  that  he  perceived 
a  slow  heaving  of  the  bosom,  as 
though  she  strove  to  conceal  the 
breath  she  drew.  Intoxicated  with 
his  feelings,  Carl  could  continue 
silent  no  longer. 

"  Oh,  lady,  if  mortal  you  be— oh, 
lady,  I  die  at  your  feet !"  stammered 
Carl,  with  a  fluttering  heart. 

"  Carl,  where  have  you  been  ? 
You  cannot — no,  you  cannot  love 
me,  or  you  would  not  have  delayed  so 
long!"  replied  the  lady,  in  a  gentle 
tone,  and  with  a  glance  "  fuller  of 
speech  unto  the  heart  than  aught 
utterable  by  man."  What  dazzling 
eyes  were  fixed  upon  the  sinking 
student! 

"  I  would  to  Heaven,"  he  stam- 
mered, "  I  might  believe  you — loved 
me;  but — but — lady" 

"  But  what  ?— Ah,  Carl !  Do  you 
doubt  me  ?"  enquired  the  lady, gazing 
at  him  with  an  eye  of  anxious  ten- 
derness. Carl's  tongue  refused  him 
utterance  for  some  moments,  and 
he  trembled  from  head  to  foot, 


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[Jan. 


"  How,  fair  one,  can  you  say  you 
love  one  you  know  not  ?  Me  you 
know  not " 

"  Not  know  you  /—Oh,  Carl,  Carl !" 
and  she  looked  at  him  with  a  re- 
proachful smile.  The  student  stared 
at  her  in  silence. 

"  Lady,  I  am  bewildered !  I  know 
not  where  I  am,  nor  how  I  came  hi- 
ther !  Yet,  blessed  be  Heaven,  that 
I  have  thus  seen  you.  1  could  die 
with  your  image  in  my  eye !  It  would 
pass  me  to  heaven  !  Oh,  forgive 
me,  lady,  knowing  that  I  rave !  Your 
beauty  maddens  me !  I  sink — I  die 
beneath  it!  I  know  not,  nor  can 
control,  what  my  tongue  utters! 
The  only  thing  I  know  is,  that  I  am 

unworthy  of  you "  gasped  Carl, 

dropping  his  head  upon  his  bosom. 

"  Then,  Carl,  is  my  love  for  you 
the  greater,  seeing  it  can  overlook 
all  un  worthiness  !  But,  dear  Carl, 
why  speak  I  thus  ?  You  are  not  un- 
worthy— no,  no  !  You  are  of  great 
wit— graceful,  noble — in  a  word, 
j » 

"  Speak,  lady!  speak,  speak!  De- 
lay not !  I  faint — I  die !"  murmur- 
ed the  impassioned  student. 

"  Well,  I  love  you,  Carl !  I  have 
long  loved  you,  since  first  my  eye 

fell  on  you.  Pardon  the  scheme " 

Here  the  lady  became  inarticulate 
with  agitation.  A  long  pause  of  mu- 
tual trepidation  and  embarrassment 
ensued.  Each  cast  but  furtive  glances 
at  the  other  ;  the  conscious  colour 
went  and  came  alternately,  in  the 
cheeks  of  either. 

Carl,  still  bending  on  his  knee, 
gently  strove  to  disentangle  the  hand 
which  lay  concealed  beneath  the 
folds  of  her  veil.  He  succeeded,  fee- 
ble as  was  the  force  he  used ;  but 
the  hand  was  still  enveloped  in  the 
folds  of  a  long  white  glove. 

"  May  I  not  kiss  these  fair  fingers 
but  through  a  glove  ?"  enquired 
Carl,  fondly,  and  with  returning  self- 
possession. 

"  Why,  you  are  truly  of  a  sudden 
grown  chivalrous  as  an  old  knight," 
replied  the  lady,  in  a  tone  of  subdued 
gaiety ;  "  but  since  such  is  your  am- 
bitious fancy,  why  should  I  refuse 
you  so  small  a  favour,  who  can  re- 
fuse you  nothing?  So,  here  is  my 
right  hand,  Sir  Knight.  What  wouldst 
thou  ?" 

She  disengaged  the  hand  on  which 
her  head  had  been  leaning,  and  gave 


it  to  Carl,  who  smothered  the  taper 
fingers  with  kisses.  Infatuated  with 
sudden  unaccountable  passion,  Carl, 
in  a  sort  of  frenzy,  started  from  his 
knee,  threw  his  arm  around  the 
sylph-like  figure  of  the  lady,  and  im- 
printed a  long,  clinging,  half-return- 
ed kiss  upon  her  soft  lips  ! 

He  had  neither  time  nor  inclina- 
tion to  reflect  on  what  he  was  doing— 
on  the  unaccountable  freedom  of  his 
behaviour  to  a  lady  evidently  of  the 
highest  consideration,  with  whom  he 
had  had— and  that  in  the  most  unsa- 
tisfactory and  mysterious  manner- 
only  a  few  minutes'  acquaintance. 
In  vain  did  he  strive  to  calm  and 
settle  his  unsteady  faculties,  or  sober 
himself  into  a  consciousness  of  his 
real  situation — of  how  he  came  thi- 
ther— and  how  had  come  to  pass  the 
astounding  events  of  the  evening. 
He  forgot  all  his  harrowing  suspi- 
cions of  inquisitorial  diablerie;  he 
thought  no  more  of  the  possibility 
that  his  frantic  feats  were  the  sub- 
jects of  suppressed  laughter  to  invi- 
sible powers  !  Every  thing  merged 
into  his  intense  consciousness  of  pre- 
sent pleasure.  He  yielded  to  the 
irresistible  impulse  of  his  feelings, 
blind  and  indifferent  to'consequences. 

"  'Tisall  owing  to  the  wine  I  drunk 
in  the  supper-room  !"  thought  Carl; 
but,  alas,  how  little  did  he  know  of 
the  important  events  with  which  he 
had  got  extraordinarily  implicated  ,• 
of  the  principle  and  subtle  influence 
which  was  at  work  preparing  for 
him  scenes  of  future  change  and  suf- 
fering ! 

A  few  minutes'  time  beheld  Carl 
pacing  slowly  up  and  down  the  spa- 
cious chamber,  supporting  his  beau- 
tiful and  mysterious  companion, 
\vatching  with  ecstasy  her  graceful 
motions,  and  pouring  into  her  ear 
the  impassioned  accents  of  love; 
not,  however,  without  an  occasional 
flightinessof  manner,  which  he  could 
neither  check  nor  disguise.  When 
he  listened  to  the  dulcet  melody  of 
her  voice,  which  fell  on  his  ear  like 
the  breathings  of  an  yEolian  harp ; 
when  he  observed  her  dove-like  eyes 
fixed  fondly  upon  him;  and  felt  the 
faint  throbbings  of  her  heart  against 
the  hand  that  supported  her,  he  al- 
most lost  all  consciousness  of  tread- 
ing among  the  lower  realities  of  life. 

Whilst  Carl  was  thus  delightful- 
ly occupied,  his  companion  sudden- 


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51 


ly  turned  aside  her  head,  and  to 
Carl's  amazement  and  alarm,  burst 
into  a  flood  of  tears.  Burying  her 
face  in  the  folds  of  her  veil,  she  be- 
gan to  weep  bitterly.  "  For  mercy's 
sake,  dear  lady,  tell  me  what  ails 
you  !"  enquired  the  startled  student. 
He  repeated  his  question;  but  in 
vain.  His  reiterated  questions  called 
forth  no  other  answer  than  sobs  and 
tears. 

"  Lady !  dear,  beloved  lady — why 
are  you  bent  on  breaking  my  heart  ? 
Have  I  then  so  soon  grown  unwor- 
thy in  your  eyes  ?"  again  enquired 
Carl,  a  little  relaxing  the  arm  that 
supported  her,  as  though  grieved 
and  mortified  at  her  reserve. 

"  Oh  Carl,  Carl !  Indeed  you  are 
most  worthy  of  my  love,  of  all  my 
confidence ;  but  you  cannot  help  me ! 
No,  no — I  am  undone !  Lost,  lost, 
lost  for  ever !"  replied  the  lady,  in 
heart-breaking  accents. 

Carl  begged,  entreated,  implored, 
to  be  made  acquainted  with  the  cause 
of  her  agitation,  but  in  vain.  His 
thoughts  (alas,  what  is  man  ?)  began 
to  travel  rapidly  from  "  beauty  in 
tears,"  to  "  beauty  in  sullens;"  and 
commiseration  was  freezing  fast  into 
something  like  anger,  or  rather  con- 
tempt. 

"  Lady,  if  you  think  me  thus  un- 
worthy to  share  your  grief — to  be 
apprized  of  its  source — that  so  I  may 
acquit  myself,  I — I — I  cannot  stay  to 
see  you  in  sufferings  I  may  not  alle- 
viate !  I  must — yes,  I  must  leave  you, 
lady — if  it  even  break  my  heart!" 
said  Carl,  with  as  much  firmness  as 
he  could  muster.  She  turned  to- 
wards him  an  eye  that  instantly 
melted  away  all  his  displeasure — a 
soft  blue  eye  glistening  through  the 
dews  of  sorrow — and  swooned  in  his 
arms. 

Was  ever  mortal  so  situated  as 
Carl,  at  that  agitating  moment  ?  In- 
expressibly shocked,  he  bore  his 
lovely,  but  insensible  burden  to  the 
-  window;  and  thinking  fresh  air  might 
revive  her,  he  carried  her  through 
the  door,which  opened  on  the  narrow 
terrace  as  before  mentioned.  While 
supporting  her  in  his  arms,  and 
against  his  shaking  knees,  and  part- 
ing her  luxuriant  hair  from  her  damp 
forehead,  he  unconsciously  dropped 
a  tear  upon  her  pallid  features.  She 
revived.  She  smiled  with  sad  sweet- 
ness on  her  agitated  supporter,  with 


slowly  returning  consciousness,  and 
passed  her  soft  fingers  gently  over 
his  forehead.  As  soon  as  her  strength 
returned,  Carl  led  her  gently  a  few 
paces  to  and  fro  on  the  terrace,  think- 
ing the  exercise  might  fully  restore 
her.  The  terrace  overlooked,  at  a 
height  of  about  sixty  feet,  an  exten- 
sive and  beautifully  disposed  gar- 
den ;  and  both  Carl  and  his  mysteri- 
ous companion  paused  a  few  mo- 
ments to  view  a  fountain  underneath, 
which  threw  out  its  clear  waters  in 
the  moonlight, like  sparkling  showers 
of  crystal.  How  tranquil  and  beauti- 
ful was  all  before  them!  While 
Carl's  eye  was  passing  rapidly  over 
the  various  objects  before  him,  he 
perceived  his  companion  suddenly 
start.  Concern  and  agitation  were 
again  visible  in  her  features.  She 
seemed  on  the  point  of  bursting  a 
second  time  into  tears,  when  Carl, 
once  more,  with  affectionate  earnest- 
ness, besought  her  to  keep  him  no 
longer  in  torturing  suspense,  but  ac- 
quaint him  with  the  source  of  her 
sorrows. 

"  Lady,  once  more  I  implore  you 
to  tell  me  whence  all  this  agony  ?" 
She  eyed  him  steadfastly  and  mourn- 
fully, and  replied,  "  A  loss,  dear 
Carl— a  fearful— an  irreparable  loss." 

"  In  the  name  of  mercy,  lady, 
what  loss  can  merit  such  dreadful 
names  ?"  enquired  the  student, 
shocked  at  the  solemnity  of  her 
manner,  and  the  ashy  hue  her  coun- 
tenance had  assumed.  She  trembled, 
and  continued  silent.  Carl's  eyes 
were  more  eloquent  than  his  lips. 
Seeing  them  fixed  on  her  with  in- 
tense curiosity  and  excitement,  she 
proceeded : 

"  It  is  a  loss,  Carl,  the  effects  of 
which  scarce  befits  mortal  lips  to 
tell.  It  were  little  to  say,  that  un- 
less it  be  recovered,  a  crowned  head 
must  be  brought  low !"  She  shud- 
dered from  head  to  foot.  Carl's 
blood  began  to  trickle  coldly  through 
his  veins,  and  he  stood  gazing  at  his 
companion  with  terrified  anxiety. 

"  Carl !"  continued  the  lady,  in  a 
scarcely  audible  murmur,  "  I  have 
been  told  to-day — how  shall  I  breathe 
it ! — by  one  from  the  grave,  that  YOU 
were  destined  to  restore  to  me  what 
I  have  lost— that  you  were  Heaven's 
chosen  instrument — that  you  alone, 
of  other  men,  had  rightly  studied  the 
laws  of  spiritual  being— could  com- 


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[Jan. 


mand  the  services  of  EVIL  SPIRITS," 
she  continued,  fixing  a  startling 
glance  on  Carl,  who  quailed  under  it. 

"  Lady,  pardon  me  for  saying  it  is 
false,  if  it  has  been  so  slanderously 
reported  to  you  of  me ;  aye,  false  as 
the  lips  of  Satan!  I  know  nought 
of  spirits — nought  of  hereafter,  but 
through  the  blessed  Bible,"  replied 
Carl,  in  hurried  accents,  a  cold  per- 
spiration suddenly  bedewing  him 
from  head  to  foot.  His  feelings  began 
to  revolt — to  recoil  from  his  compa- 
nion— whom  he  could  not  help  sud- 
denly likening  to  the  beautiful  ser- 
pent that  beguiled  Eve ;  but  she  twi- 
ned her  arms  closely  around  him, 
and  almost  groaned  in  heart-moving 
accents,  "  Oh  Carl,  Carl!  that  I 
might  but  tell  you  what  I  have  heard 
of  you,  or  rather  what  I  KNOW  of 
you!" 

There  had  been  something  very 
terrible  in  her  demeanour,  latterly. 
She  seemed  speaking  as  if  of  set 
purpose,  and  her  eye  was  ever  alive, 
probing  Carl's  soul  to  see  the  effect 
of  what  she  uttered.  At  least  so 
Carl  thought.  All  his  apprehensions 
about  the  hideous  Inquisition  revi- 
ved, and  with  tenfold  force.  Was 
this  subtle  and  beautiful  being  one 
of  THEIR  creatures  ?  A  fiend,  cun- 
ningly tutored  to  extract  his  soul's 
secret,  and  then  betray  him  into  the 
fiery  grasp  of  torture  and  death  ? 

It  was  long  before  he  could  speak 
to  her.  At  length  he  exclaimed, "  For 
mercy's  sake,  lady,  tell  me  what 
frightful  meaning  lurks  beneath  what 
you  say  ?  What  is  your  loss  ?  What 
do  you  know,  or  have  heard,  of  ME  '? 
Tell  me,  though  I  should  expire  with 
terror!" 

"  Can  you,  then,  bear  a  secret  to 
the  grave,  unspoken  ?"  she  enquired, 
gazing  at  him  with  an  expression  of 
melancholy  and  mysterious  awe. 

"  Did  Thurialma  appear  again  P" 

The  student  turned  ghastly  pale, 
and  almost  dropped  her  from  his 
arms. 

"  I  know  not  what  your  words 
mean,"  stammered  Carl,  almost 
swooning.  His  companion's  eye  was 
fixed  on  him  with  wellnigh  petrify- 
ing effect. 

"  Carl,"  said  she,  in  a  low  tone, 
"  I  am  about  to  tell  you  the  source 
of  my  sorrows — that  is,  my  loss. 
There  is  none  near,  to  overhear  us  ?" 
she  enquired,  faintly,  without  remo- 
ving her  eyes  from  Carl's. 


"  None!  none!"  murmured  the 
student,  a  mist  clouding  his  eyes; 
for,  at  the  moment  of  his  compa- 
nion's uttering  the  words  last  men- 
tioned, he  had  distinctly  seen  a  hu- 
man face  peering  over  the  edge  of 
the  terrace. 

He  shook  like  an  aspen-leaf,  shi- 
vering under  the  midnight  wind. 

"  What  have  you  lost  ?"  he  enqui- 
red. 

"  The  fellow  to  THIS,"  replied  the 
lady,  drawing  off  the  glove  from  her 
left  hand,  and  disclosing  a  bracelet 
the  very  counterpart  of  that  in  Carl's 
possession.  His  brain  reeled; — he 
felt  choked. 

"  What— what  of  him— that— hath 
its  fellow  ?"  He  faltered,  sinking  on 
one  knee,  unable  to  sustain  the  bur- 
den of  his  companion. 

"  He  is  either  a  sorcerer,  a  prince, 
or  a  murderer !"  replied  the  lady,  in 
a  hollow  broken  tone. 

Carl  slowly  bared  his  shaking  arm, 
and  disclosed  the  bracelet  gleaming 
on  his  wrist.  He  felt  that  in  another 
moment  he  must  sink  senseless  to 
the  earth  ;  but  the  lady,  after  glaring 
at  thebracelet,with  a  half-suppressed 
shriek,  and  an  expanding  eye  of 
glassy  horror,  suddenly  sprung  from 
him,  and  fell  headlong  over  the  ter- 
race, at  the  very  edge  of  which  they 
had  been  standing. 

"  Ha — accursed,  damned  traitor  !" 
yelled  a  voice  close  behind  him,  fol- 
lowed by  a  peal  of  hideous  laughter. 
He  turned  staggeringly  towards  the 
quarter  from  which  the  sounds  came, 
and  beheld  the  old  man  who  had 
given  him  the  bracelet,  and  now 
stood  close  at  his  elbow,  glaring  at 
him  with  the  eye  of  a  demon,  his 
hands  stretched  out,  his  fingers  cur- 
ved like  the  cruel  claws  of  a  tiger, 
and  his  feet  planted  in  the  earth  as 
if  with  convulsive  effort. 

"  Thrice  accursed  wretch  !"  re- 
peated the  old  man,  in  a  voice  of 
thunder ;  ^  what  have  you  done  ? 
Did  not  her  highness  tell  you  who 
vou  were  ?" 

"  Tell  me!— what?" 

The  old  man  suddenly  clasped 
Carl  by  the  wrist  covered  with  the 
bracelet;  his  features  dilated  with 
fiendish  fury ;  his  eyes,  full  of  hor- 
rible lustre,  glanced  from  Carl  to  the 
precipice,  and  from  the  precipice  to 

"  Tell  me  !— what  ?"  again  gasped 
the  student,  half  dead  with  fright, 


1832.]  The  Bracelets. 

striving  in  vain  to  recede  from  the 
edge  of  the  terrace.  The  hand  with 
which  the  old  man  clasped  Carl's 
wrist,  quivered  with  fierce  emotion. 

"  Tell  me" once  more  mur- 
mured Carl—"  What  did  she  say  ?" 

"  BAA  !"  roared  his  tormentor,  at 
the  same  time  letting  go  Carl's  wrist, 
and,  slipping  over  the  edge  of  the 
terrace,  he  was  out  of  sight  in  an 
instant — leaving  Carl  Koecker  BROAD 
AWAKE,  and  in  darkness,  for  he  had 
broken  his  lamp,  and  overthrown 
both  chair  and  table.  His  fire  had 


53 

gone  out  to  the  last  cinder,  and  a 
ray  or  two  of  misty  twilight,  strug- 
gling through  the  crevices  of  the 
window  shutters,  served  to  shew 
him  how  long  he  had  been  DREAM- 
ING. 

He  groped  his  way  to  bed,  shi- 
vering with  cold,  and  execrating  the 
opera  he  had  recently  witnessed, 
whose  ill-assorted  recollections,  with 
other  passing  fancies,  had  been 
moulded  into  so  singular  and  dis- 
tressing a  dream. 

Q.  Q.  Q. 


THE  TRAVELLER  IN  SPITE  OF  HIMSELF. 


IN  a  neat  and  comfortable  cottage 
in  the  picturesque  village  of  Bastock, 
lived  a  middle-aged  gentleman  of  the 
name  of  Samuel  Holt.  The  clean 
white  paling  in  front  of  the  beautiful 
little  flower-garden  before  his  door 
shewed  he  was  a  man  of  taste,  while 
the  [coach-house  and  stables  at  the 
side  shewed  that  he  might  also  be 
considered  a  man  of  fortune.  He  was 
in  truth  in  very  comfortable  circum- 
stances. He  had  a  considerable  quan- 
tity of  land — let  to  a  respectable  teu- 
ant,  for  he  himself  knew  nothing 
about  farming — and  the  rest  of  his 
property  consisted  in  about  fifteen 
thousand  pounds,  which  was  lent  on 
mortgage  to  a  very  wealthy  baronet. 
Mr  Holt  might  have  altogether  some- 
where about  a  thousand  a-year.  He 
spent  it  in  the  true  style  of  old  Eng- 
lish hospitality.  His  house  was  never 
empty ;  friends,  when  they  came, 
were  so  kindly  treated,  that  they 
found  it  extremely  inconvenient  to 
go  away;— and  what  with  coursings 
in  the  morning,  comfortable  dinners, 
pleasant  companions,  and  extraordi- 
nary port-wine,  Mr  Samuel  Holt  was 
the  happiest  fellow  in  the  world.  His 
outward  man  was  in  exact  correspon- 
dence to  his  internal  tranquillity.  He 
was  stout,  but  not  unwieldy ;  there 
was  not  a  wrinkle  on  his  brow  ;  a 
fine  open  expression  animated  his 
countenance,  and  there  was  such  a 
glorious  ruddy  hue  of  health  upon 
his  cheek,  that  his  friends  talked  of 
him  by  no  other  name  than  Rosy  Sam. 

"  Well,  my  boys,"  said  Rosy  Sam, 
one  fine  September  evening  after  din- 
ner, "  we'll  drink  our  noble  selves — 
I  don't  think  I  ever  shot  better  in  my 
life." 


"  Your  second  bird  was  beautifully 
managed,"  said  Jack  Thomson ;  "  I 
never  saw  any  gun  carry  so  far  ex- 
cept once  in  Turkey,  when  the  Reis 
Effendi  shot  a  sea-mew  at  a  hundred 
and  fifty  yards." 

"  With  a  long  bow  I  suppose,"  said 
Rosy  Sam,  who  disbelieved  every 
story,  the  scene  of  which  was  not 
laid  in  England. 

l<  No,  with  a  long  brass  gun  which 
went  upon  wheels." 

«  Well,  well,"  replied  Sam, « it  may 
be  all  very  true ;  but,  thank  God,  I 
never  saw,  and  never  expect  to  see, 
any  of  them  foreign  parte." 

"  You  may  live  to  see  half  the 
world  yet ;  and  if  I  were  inclined 
to  be  a  prophet,  I  should  say  you 
will  be  a  very  great  traveller  before 
you  die." 

"  I'd  sooner  be  tried  for  mur- 
der." 

"  You  may  be  both." 

This  last  was  said  so  solemnly  that 
Rosy  Sam  almost  changed  colour. 
He  passed  it  off  with  a  laugh,  and  the 
conversation  went  on  upon  other  sub- 
jects connected  with  Thomson's  tra- 
vels. All  the  evening,  however,  the 
prophetic  announcement  seemed  to 
stick  in  poor  Sam's  throat,  and  when 
the  party  was  about  to  separate  for 
the  night,  holding  the  bed-candle  in 
his  hand,  and  assuming  a  degree  of 
gravity  which  can  only  be  produced 
by  an  extra  bottle,  he  said,  "  I'll  tell 
you  what  it  is,  Jack,  here  in  this  cot- 
tage have  I  lived,  man  and  boy,  for 
two-and-forty  years.  I  never  was  out 
of  the  county  in  my  life,  and  the 
farthest  from  home  I  ever  was,  was 
three-and-thirty  miles.  If  you  mean 
to  say  that  I  am  to  be  a  traveller  in 


The  Traveller  in  spite  qf  Himself . 


[Jan. 


my  old  age,  the  Lord  have  mercy  on 
me,  for  a  helpless  dog  should  I  be 
among  the  foreignarians — fellows  that 
can't  speak  a  word  of  English  to  save 
their  souls,  poor  devils — but  poh ! 
poll!  man,  you  can't  be  serious." 

"  I  am  serious  as  a  bishop,  I  assure 
you.  You  will  travel  for  several 
years." 

"  Poh !  nonsense  1  I'll  be  d— d  if 
I  do — so,  good-night."  The  party 
laughed  at  Sam's  alarm  ;  and  retired 
to  bed. 

All  that  night  Sam's  dreams  were 
of  ships  and  coaches.  He  thought  he 
was  wrecked  and  half  drowned,  then 
that  he  was  upset  and  had  his  legs 
broken  by  the  hind  wheel.  He  woke 
in  a  tremendous  fright,  for  he  fancied 
he  was  on  the  top  of  one  of  the  pyra- 
mids, and  could  not  get  down  again. 
He  thought  he  had  been  on  the  pin- 
nacle for  several  days,  that  he  was 
nearly  dying  of  thirst  and  hunger, — 
and,  on  starting  up,  he  found  it  was 
time  to  rise;  so  he  hurried  down 
stairs  with  the  utmost  expedition,  as 
he  was  nearly  famished  for  his  break- 
fast. He  was  met  at  the  breakfast 
parlour  door  by  his  old  servant, 
Trusty  Tommy,  who  gave  him  a  let- 
ter, and  said, ".  This  here  letter  is  just 
Come  from  Mr  Clutchit  the  attorney. 
His  man  says  as  how  there  must  be 
an  answer  immediately,  so  I  was  just 
a  comin'  up  to  call  ye." 

"  You  would  have  found  me  knock- 
ing about  the  pyramids,"  said  Rosy 
Sam,  as  he  proceeded  to  open  the 
letter. 

"Fie  for  shame  !"  muttered  old 
Trusty,  "  to  make  use  of  such  an  ex- 
pression. Ah  1  as  good  Mr  Drawline 
says" 

"  Devil  take  you  and  Mr  Drawline 
— Saddle  the  Curate  this  instant,  and 
tell  the  gentlemen,  when  they  come 
down,  that  I  am  forced  to  set  off  on 
business,  but  that  I  shall  certainly  be 
back  to  dinner." 

In  the  utmost  haste,  and  with  no 
very  pleasant  expression,  he  mana- 
ged to  swallow  three  or  four  eggs, 
nearly  a  loaf  of  bread,  and  half  a  do- 
zen cups  of  tea.  His  horse  was  soon 
at  the  door;  he  set  off  at  a  hand 
gallop,  and  left  old  Trusty  Tommy 
with  his  mouth  open,  wondering 
what  in  the  world  it  could  be  that 
induced  his  master  to  such  unusual 
expedition.  The  motive  was  indeed 
a  serious  one.  Mr  Clutchit  had  dis- 
covered that  there  was  a  prior  morfr. 


gage  over  the  estate  upon  which  poor 
Sam's  fifteen  thousand  was  advan- 
ced, and  their  great  object  now  was 
to  get  the  mortgage  transferred  to 
some  unincumbered  security.  The 
seven  miles  which  intervened  be- 
tween the  lawyer  and  his  client  were 
soon  passed  over.  Hot  and  breath- 
less our  poor  friend,  who  was  now 
more  rosy  than  ever,  rushed  into  the 
business-room  of  Mr  Clutchit.  That 
gentleman,  however,  was  nowhere 
to  be  found.  On  his  table  Sam  saw 
a  note  directed  to  himself — he  open- 
ed it,  and  found  the  following  words : 
"  Deai*  sir, — By  the  strangest  good 
luck  I  have  this  moment  heard  that 
Sir  Harry  is  at  present  in  London. 
I  lose  not  a  moment,  as  the  coach  is 
just  starting,  to  obtain  an  interview 
with  him  there,  and  should  strongly 
recommend  your  following  by  the 
eleven  o'clock  coach.  Indeed  your 

Presence  is  indispensably  necessary, 
shall  only  have  the  start  of  you  by 
two  hours.— Your  obedient  servant, 
J.  C." 

Sam  threw  himself  into  a  chair  in 
an  agony  of  grief  and  wonder. 

"  That  infernal  fellow  Jack  Thom- 
son," he  moaned  out,  "  is  certainly 
more  than  human.  They  say  they 
learn  wonderful  things  abroad.  He 
has  learned  the  second  sight.  Little 
did  I  think  two  days  ago,  that  I  should 
ever  have  to  hurry  so  far  away  from 
home.  London  must  be  seventy 
miles  off  at  least — oh  lord !  oh  lord ! 
quite  out  of  my  own  dear  county — 
what  is  to  become  of  me  1" 

While  indulging  in  this  moralizing 
fit  the  coach  drove  up  to  the  door — 
Sam  mounted,  almost  unconscious 
of  what  he  did,  and  was  whirled  off 
before  he  had  time  to  recover  from 
his  reverie.  On  arriving  in  London, 
night  was  rapidly  closing  in.  The 
house  where  the  coach  stopt  was  a 
very  neat  comfortable  sort  of  hostel- 
ry in  the  city,  and  our  honest  friend, 
before  proceeding  to  any  other  busi- 
ness, solaced  himself  with  the  best 
dinner  the  bill  of  fare  would  allow. 
After  refreshing  himself  with  a  soli- 
tary pint  of  port,  he  set  out  in  search 
of  Mr  Clutchit.  But  where  to  find 
that  gentleman  was  the  difficulty;  he 
had  left  no  address  in  his  note  to  his 
client,  and  the  people  of  the  inn  could 
not  tell  where  the  nine  o'clock  coach 
went  to  in  London.  They  recom- 
mended him,  however,  to  apply  at 
various  inns^the  Dragon,  the  Swan, 


1832.J 


The  Traveller  in  spite  of  Himself. 


the  Bull-and-Mouth,  and  a  variety  of 
other  great  coach  caravanseries,  the 
very  names  of  which  were  utterly 
unknown  to  the  unsophisticated  Sara. 
Away,  however,  he  went,  in  total  ig- 
norance of  his  way,  and  much  too 
independent  and  magnanimous  to  ask 
it.  First  one  street  was  traversed, 
then  another,  and  at  last  poor  Sam 
was  entirely  lost.  His  great  object 
now  was  to  retrace  his  steps;  but 
one  turning  was  so  like  another,  that 
he  could  not  distinguish  those  by 
which  he  had  come,  and  in  the  midst 
of  his  perplexity,  he  recollected  that 
he  had  forgotten  to  take  notice  of 
the  name  of  the  inn  at  which  he  had 
dined,  and  of  course  could  not  ask 
any  one  he  met  to  tell  him  his  way  to 
it.  Tired  out  by  his  day's  exertions, 
and  very  much  dispirited,  he  resol- 
ved to  go  into  the  first  house  of  enter- 
tainment he  came  to,  and  resume  his 
search  early  in  the  morning.  He 
accordingly  went  into  the  next  inn 
that  presented  itself.  He  took  par- 
ticular pains  this  time  to  impress  its 
name  upon  his  memory.  The  cab- 
bage leaf  was  the  sign  of  this  tavern, 
and  it  was  situated  at  the  top  of  one 
of  those  narrow  little  streets  in  the 
neighbourhood  of  the  Tower.  Ho- 
nest Sam,  it  will  be  seen,  had  tra- 
velled in  the  wrong  direction ;  but 
now  he  was  too  much  harassed  and 
wearied  to  recover  his  mistake.  On 
going  into  the  bar,  he  was  told  by 
the  bustling  little  landlady  that  he 
might  have  a  bed;  but  they  were 
really  so  full,  that  he  must  submit 
to  share  his  room  with  another  gen- 
tleman. Sam  comforted  himself  with 
the  reflection,  that  necessity  has  no 
law,  and  consented  to  the  arrange- 
ment. After  a  Welsh  rabbit,  and  a 
glass  or  two  of  brandy  and  water, 
he  was  shewn  to  his  apartment.  His 
fellow-lodger  came  into  the  room 
nearly  at  the  same  time,  and  Sam 
was  somewhat  pleased  to  see  he 
was  of  a  very  decent  exterior.  They 
entered  into  conversation,  and  his 
-new  acquaintance  promised,  from 
his  knowledge  of  the  town,  to  be  of 
considerable  use  in  furthering  Sam's 
enquiries  after  Mr  Clutchit.  He, 
however,  told  him,  that  he  had  some 
business  to  transact  very  early  in  the 
morning,  and  took  the  precaution  on 
these  occasions,  especially  in  the 
winter,  of  shaving  at  night.  He  ac- 
cordingly proceeded  to  shave  him- 


self;  but  poor  Sam  was  so  fatigued, 
that  he  fell  asleep  before  he  had 
finished  the  operation.  On  awaking 
next  morning,  he  looked  to  his  com- 
panion's bed,  but  it  was  empty.  He 
had  told  him,  however,  that  he  should 
rise  very  early,  so  he  was  not  sur- 
prised at  his  absence.  On  getting 
up,  and  searching  for  his  inexpress- 
ibles, they  were  nowhere  to  be 
found.  In  their  place,  he  discover- 
ed those  of  his  late  companion ;  and 
after  many  strange  surmises,  and 
coming  at  last  to  the  conclusion  that 
he  was  robbed,  he  quietly  slipt  them 
on,  and  proceeded  down  stairs.  His 
watch  he  had  luckily  put  under  his 
pillow,  and  there  had  not  been  above 
two  pounds  in  his  pockets ;  he  found 
a  few  shillings  in  an  old  purse,  a 
penknife,  two  keys,  and  a  set  of  very 
tine  teeth,  carefully  fitted  up,  and 
apparently  never  used,  in  the  pocket 
of  the  habiliments  which  were  left. 
These  circumstances  staggered  him 
as  to  the  predatory  habits  of  his 
companion;  and  he  resolved  to  say 
nothing  on  the  subject,  as  he  had 
still  some  hopes  of  the  stranger's 
making  his  appearance  as  he  had 
promised,  and  clearing  up  the  mys- 
tery. He  waited  some  time  after 
breakfast  with  this  expectation ;  and 
at  last  telling  the  landlady  he  should 
be  back  at  a  certain  hour,  he  went 
out  in  hopes  of  falling  in  with  his 
companion  on  the  street.  He  walk- 
ed down  towards  the  river,  and 
gazed  with  astonishment  on  the  in- 
numerable shipping.  Wondering 
more  and  more  at  the  strangeness 
and  immensity  of  the  scene,  he 
thought  of  returning  to  where  he 
had  slept.  Just  as  he  was  leaving 
the  river,  he  saw  several  men  go  in- 
to one  of  the  barges,  and  begin  drag- 
ging the  shallow  part  of  the  water. 
"  What  are  those  men  after?"  said 
Sam  to  a  person  who  stood  watch- 
ing them.  "  They  be  draggin'  for 
the  body  of  a  gentleman  as  was  mur- 
dered last  night,  and  the  folks  thinks 
that  he  was  mayhap  thrown  into  the 
river." — "  Dreadful !"  said  Sam,  turn- 
ing pale  at  the  horrid  supposition. 
"  I  hope  they  won't  find  it;  it  would 
be  the  death  of  me."  And  shudder- 
ing lest  they  should  pull  up  a  man- 
gled body  in  his  sight,  he  rushed 
from  the  spot.  On  reaching  the  inn, 
he  entered  it,  and  was  going  into  the 
bar,  when  two  stout  men  rushed  up 


56  The  Traveller  in  spite  of  Himself.  [Jan. 

on  him,  the  landlady  crying  "  That's     witness,"  said  one  of  the  gentlemen, 

and  immediately  appeared  the  bust- 


the  man,"  and  threw  him  down  with 
all  their  force.  One  held  him  by 
the  throat,  while  the  other  handcuff- 
ed him  in  a  moment.  They  then 
hustled  him  out  of  the  house,  forced 
him  into  a  hackney-coach,  and  drove 
off  at  an  amazing  pace. 

Sam  was  so  much  astonished  at 
the  rapidity  of  the  whole  transaction, 
that    he    could    scarcely    summon 
breath  to  ask  his  conductors  what 
they  meant.    At  last  he  said,  "  What 
the  devil  can  be  the  meaning  of  all 
this  ?  Is  this  the  Avay  to  treat  a  coun- 
try gentleman  ?"      "  How   bloody 
well  he  sports  the  Johnnie,"  said  one 
of  the  men  to  the  other,  without  at- 
tending to  Sam's  questions.     "  He'll 
queer  the  beaks  if  the  tide  stands 
his  friend,  and  rolls  off  the  stiffun." 
"  No,  there  ben't  no  chance  of  that," 
responded  the  other,  "  for  they've 
set  to  so  soon  with  the  drags.  I'll  bet 
a  gallon  of  gin  to  a  pint  o'  purl,  he 
dies  in  his  shoes, with  his  ears  stuff'd 
with  cotton."    "  Do  you  mean  me, 
you  scoundrel?"    cried   Sam,  who 
did  not  quite  understand  them,  but 
perceived  that  they  spoke   of  him 
rather     disrespectfully.      "   Come, 
come,  master,   none   of  your  hard 
words ;  we  aint  such  scoundrels  as 
to  Burke  our  bedfellow  howsom- 
ever."     At  this  moment,  at  the  cor- 
ner of  a  street,  Sam  saw  Mr  Clutchit 
hurrying  as  if  on  very  urgent  busi- 
ness.   He  pushed  his  head  out  of 
the  window  and  hollo'd — "  Clutchit, 
Clutchit !  Here's  a  pretty  go !"  and 
held  out  his  manacled  hands.    But 
his  companions  pulled  him  forcibly 
back,  and  he  did  not  know  whether 
his  attorney  had  perceived  him  or 
not.     Soon  after  this  the  coach  stopt 
at  a  dingy-looking  house  with  iron 
gratings  before  the  windows.     "  We 
gets  out  here,  my  covey,"  said  one 
of  the  men,  "  but  I  daresay  we  shall 
join  company  again  on  our  way  to 


IIM'M          1CH1-V4AIAVA  J         V*        *>»»v>      -v-  •WTM.J^^ 

f.  "  Is  that  the  man  who  slept 
our  house  last  night  ?"— "  It  is, 
r  worship ;  and  little  did  I  think 


ling  little  landlady  of  the  Cabbage 
Leaf, 
in  your 
your  worship 

such  a  bloody-minded  villain" 

"Hush!  answer  only  to  the  ques- 
tions that  are  put  to  you — about  what 
o'clock  was  it  when  he  came  to  your 
house?" — "About  ten  o'clock,  the 
rascal" Here  Sam,  whose  as- 
tonishment now  gave  place  to  rage 
and  indignation,  started  up,  and  said 
to  the  magistrates,  "  Harkee,  gentle- 
men, I'll  be  d d  if  I  don't  make 

you  pay  for  this.    How  dare  you" 

"  Officers,  look  close  to  the 

prisoner,"  said  one  of  their  worships. 
"  I  recommend  you,  prisoner,  to  say 
nothing  till  the  examination  is  con- 
cluded." And  Sam  sat  down  again, 
wondering  where  all  this  would 
end.  "  You  say  the  prisoner  came  to 
your  house  about  ten  o'clock — had 
you  any  conversation  with  him  ?" 
"  No,  your  worship ;  he  only  had 
his  supper,  and  two  glasses  of  brandy 
and  water." — "  He  then  went  to 
bed?" — "  Yes;  I  shewed  him  up 
to  number  nine." — "  Was  it  a  single- 
bedded  room  ?" — "  No,  there  were 
two  beds  in  it." — "  Describe  its  situa- 
tion."-—" It  is  just  at  the  top  of  the 
first  stair,  which  fronts  the  side  door 
into  the  lane." — "  Could  that  door 
be  opened  without  wakening  the 
house?" — "Yes;  we  never  keep  it 
closed  with  more  than  a  latch,  'cause 
of  the  watermen  getting  quietly 
down  to  the  river." — "  Was  the 
other  bed  in  the  same  room  occu- 
pied ?"— "  Yes ;  a  gentleman  slept  in 
;<- » — «  YOU  saw  no  more  of  the 


it." — "  You  saw  no  more 
prisoner  that  night.  Well,  in  the 
morning,  when  did  you  see  him  ?" 
"  He  came  down  to  breakfast,  but 
seemed  very  low  and  uneasy." — 
"  Did  he  say  any  thing  to  you  about 

join  company  again  on  our  way  to     his  companion?"— "Yes;  he  sighed, 

Newgate."-— "You  insulting  scoun-     and    said    he  was   sure  he   would 

drel,"  said  Sam,  "  I  hope  never  to 

see  your  ugly  face  again."     "  No,  nor 

Jack   Ketch's  neither— but  mizzle, 

mizzle,  I   say — his  worship's  been 

waiting  this  hour."     They  then  pro- 
ceeded into  a  dark  room  which  was 

crowded   with    people.      They   all 

made  way  for  Sam  and  his  two  con- 


ductors, till  they  stood  directly  in 
front  of  three  gentlemen  in  comfort- 
able arm-chairs.  "  Call  the  first 


never  come  back." — "  When  did  he 
leave  the  house  ?"— "  He  went  down 
towards  the  river  in  about  half  an 
hour." — "  Very  well — you  may  stand 
down.  Call  the  next  witness." 

The  chambermaid  made  her  ap- 
pearance. <l  On  going  into  the 
prisoner's  room  this  morning,  what 
did  you  see  ?" — "  Nothing  particu- 
lar at  first.  But  in  a  little  I  thought 
the  beds  and  carpet  more  tumbled 


The  Traveller  in  spite  of  Himself. 


1832.] 

than  usual.  I  looked  into  the  other 
gentleman's  bed,  and  there  I  saw  the 
sheets  and  pillow  marked  with 
blood." — (Here  the  witness  turned 
very  faint.) — "Well,  did  you  give 
the  alarm  ?" — "  Yes ;  I  ran  down  and 
told  Missus — but  the  prisoner  had 
gone  out." — "  What  did  you  do  ?" — 
"  We  told  all  the  lodgers,  and  asked 
if  they  had  heard  any  noise.  One 
of  them,  John  Chambers,  heard 
heavy  steps  on  the  stair."— "  Well, 
we  shall  examine  John  Chambers 
himself." 

John  Chambers,  on  being  exami- 
ned, said  that  about  three  or  four 
in  the  morning,  he  heard  heavy  steps 
coming  down  the  stair,  as  if  of  a 
man  carrying  a  great  weight;  the 
side-door  into  the  lane  was  opened, 
and  the  person  went  out.  He 
watched  for  some  time,  and  heard  a 
stealthy  pace  going  up  stairs  again ; 
after  which  he  fell  asleep,  as  his 
suspicions  were  quieted  by  the  per- 
son's return. 

A  witness  next  appeared,  who  depo- 
sed, that,  having  an  appointment  with 
Abraham  Reeve,  the  person  suppo- 
sed to  be  murdered,  he  proceeded 
to  the  Cabbage  Leaf,  and  found  it 
all  in  an  uproar  at  the  suspected 
murder.  Abraham  Reeve  was  by 
profession  a  dentist;  and  had  that 
morning  fixed  to  furnish  the  witness 
with  a  handsome  set  of  ivories. 

"  Please  your  worship,"  said  one 
of  the  officers  who  had  conducted 
the  unfortunate  Samuel  to  the  office, 
"  on  searching  the  prisoner,  we 
found  this  here  in  his  breeches  poc- 
ket;" and  saying  this,  he  held  up  a 
complete  set  of  false  teeth. 

The  magistrates  upon  this  shook 
their  heads,  and  a  thrill  went  through 
the  Court,  as  if  the  murder  were 
transacted  before  their  eyes.  The 
purse  also  was  recognised  by  the 
landlady ;  and  even  the  evidence  of 
the  person  whom  Sam  had  address- 
ed by  the  side  of  the  river,  when 
they  were  dragging  for  the  corpse, 
told  very  much  against  him.  That 
witness  stated,  that  the  prisoner 
turned  very  pale  when  he  saw  what 
they  were  about;  and  after  seeming 
excessively  agitated  for  along  while, 
had  said,  as  if  unconsciously,  "  It 
will  be  death  to  me  if  they  find  him." 
The  evidence,  by  various  concur- 
ring circumstances,  was  very  strong 
against  our  unfortunate  friend.  The 
magistrate  cautioned  him  against 


57 

saying"  any  thing  to  criminate  him- 
self; and  asked  him  if  he  wished  to 
make  any  observation  before  being 
remanded  on  suspicion.  Thus  adju- 
red, Rosy  Sam,  who  was,  alas  !  now 
no  longer  rosy,  essayed  to  speak. 

"  Upon  my  honour,  this  is  a  most 
curious  business.  All  that  I  know 
about  the  matter  is,  that  the  man 
who  slept  in  my  room  must  have  got 
up  very  early  in  the  morning,  and 
stolen  my  breeches.  I  am  a  man  of 
fortune — my  name  is  Samuel  Holt, 
Esq.  of  Bastock  Lodge — and  as  to 
stealing" 

But  his  harangue  was  here  inter- 
rupted by  a  new  witness,  who  ex- 
claimed," Please  your  worships,  this 
swindler  of  a  fellow  cheated  me  last 
night  out  of  an  excellent  dinner  and 
a  pint  of  old  port."  And  poor  Sam, 
on  looking  round  at  his  new  assail- 
ant, recognised  the  landlord  of  the 
inn  where  the  coach  had  stopt.  Cast- 
ing his  eyes  up  to  Heaven,  in  sheer 
despair,  he  sat  down  in  his  seat,  and 
muttered,  "  It  is  my  firm  belief  I 
shall  be  hanged,  because  a  cursed 
fellow  of  a  dentist  took  a  fancy  to 
my  breeches.  But  it  all  comes  of 
travelling.  May  the  devil  take  Jack 
Thomson !"  But  at  this  moment  a 
prospect  of  safety  dawned  upon  him, 
for  Mr  Clutchit  entered  the  office. 
"  I  say,  Clutchit !"  cried  the  prisoner 
in  an  ecstasy,"  Just  tell  these  people, 
will  you,  that  I  never  murdered  a 
dentist — confound  his  breeches — but 
that  I  am  Sam  Holt  of  Bastock— 
Rosy  Sam." 

Mr  Clutchit,  thus  addressed,  bore 
witness  to  the  respectability  of  his 
client,  and  begged  to  be  made  ac- 
quainted with  the  circumstances  of 
the  case.  On  hearing  the  name  of 
the  missing  individual,  he  exclaimed, 
"  O,  he's  safe  enough— this  very 
morning  he  was  arrested  at  West- 
minster for  debt,  and  is  snugly  lod- 
ged in  the  Fleet.  A  stout  good-com- 
plexioned  man,  a  dentist,  about  two- 
and-forty  years  of  age,  and  much 
such  a  figure  as  Mr  Holt."—"  Just 
such  a  figure,"  cried  Sam ;  "  our 
clothes  fit  each  other,  as  if  the  tailor 
had  measured  us  both." 

Mr  Clutchit' s  evidence  altered 
the  appearance  of  the  question,  and 
a  messenger  was  dispatched  to  the 
Fleet  to  ascertain  whether  the  den- 
tist was  really  there.  In  a  short  time 
he  returned  to  the  Court  with  the 
following  letter :— 


68 

"  SIR — I  am  sorry  for  the  scrape 
my  disappearance  has  got  you  into. 
On  shaving  myself  last  night,  I  cut 
my  chin  very  severely,  and  had  no- 
thing at  hand  to  stop  the  bleeding. 
On  getting  up  very  early  to  proceed 
to  Westminster,  I  took  my  trunk 
down  stairs  and  put  it  into  a  boat, 
but  recollecting  I  had  left  my  dress- 
ing case,  I  returned  for  it  as  gently 
as  I  could,  for  fear  of  disturbing  the 
house.  It  was  so  dark  at  the  time, 
that  I  find,  in  mistake,  I  had  put  on 
some  clothes  which  did  not  belong 
to  me.  On  landing  at  Westminster, 
I  was  unfortunately  arrested  at  the 
suit  of  a  scoundrel  of  the  name  of 
Clutchit,  and  sent  off  to  this  place. 
I  herewith  return  you  the  things  con- 
tained in  your  pockets ;  and  would 
return  the  habiliments  themselves, 
but  just  at  present  have  no  change 
of  wardrobe.  Yours  respectfully. 
ABRAHAM  REEVE." 

Sam  was  now  complimented  and 
apologized  to,on  all  hands;  and  though 
Mr  Clutchit  spoke  in  no  very  kindly 
terms  of  the  unhappy  Abraham,  ow- 
ing, perhaps,  to  the  manner  in  which 
he  was  spoken  of  in  the  note,  Sam,  who 
was  now  in  the  highest  spirits,  said,  as 
they  went  out  of  the  office  together, 
— "  He's  not  a  bad  fellow  that  same 
dentist — he  has  saved  my  neck  from 
the  gallows,  and  I'll  be  hanged  if  I 
don't  pay  his  debt.  But  I  say,  Clut- 
chit, only  think  what  would  have  be- 
come of  me  if  he  had  been  drowned 
on  his  way  to  Westminster !"  "  Ah, 
my  dear  sir,  you  know  nothing  about 
the  law.  But  come,  we  must  talk 
on  business.  I  have  not  yet  seen 
Sir  Harry,  but  have  a  note  from  him 
— that  he  expects  us  both  to  dine 
with  him  on  board  his  yacht  to-day, 
which  is  lying  at  Blackwall.  You 
had  better  go  and  arrange  matters 
with  him  in  a  friendly  way,  while  I 
draw  out  the  deeds,  and  make  all 
right."—"  Just  as  you  please,"  said 
Sam,  "  but  in  the  meantime,  my  tog- 
gery is  not  just  what  I  could  wish, 

and  my  purse" "  Say  no  more, 

say  no  more.  One  can  get  every 
thing  in  London."  And  in  the  course 
of  an  hour,  Sam  found  himself  well 
dressed,  with  two  or  three  shirts  and 
other  articles  in  a  carpet-bag,  and 
fifty  sovereigns  in  his  pocket,  for 
which  he  gave  the  lawyer  his  note, 
Rejoicing  in  his  recovered  liberty, 
and  anticipating  a  comfortable  din- 


The  Traveller  in  spite  of  Himself. 


[Jan. 


ner  and  quiet  bottle  once  more,  he 
presented  himself  on  board  the  Tar- 
tar at  4  o'clock.  Sir  Harry  was  de- 
lighted to  see  him,  introduced  him 
to  some  friends  who  were  on  board, 
and  in  the  happiest  mood  possible 
the  whole  party  sat  down  to  dinner. 
But  Sam's  hilarity  was  doomed  to  be 
of  short  duration.  Before  he  had 
time  to  swallow  the  first  mouthful, 
he  perceived  that  the  vessel  was  in 
motion.  Sir  Harry  assured  him  they 
were  only  going  a  trip  to  the  Downs 
to  see  the  fleet,  and  would  be  back 
the  next  day;  and  Mr  Holt,  who 
never  took  long  to  accept  a  friendly 
invitation,  professed  his  happiness 
at  the  prospect  of  the  voyage.  But 
a  dinner  on  board  a  little  yacht  of 
fifty  tons,  and  in  his  nice  parlour  at 
Bastock  Lodge,  were  very  different 
things.  A  slight  swell  of  the  river 
made  her  motion  very  uneasy,  and  a 
lurch  which  emptied  a  plateful  of 
scalding  pea-soup  into  Sam's  lap,  and 
diverted  the  point  of  his  fork  from  its 
original  destination — a  kidney  pota- 
toe — to  the  more  sensitive  kidneys 
of  his  leeward  neighbour,  made  him 
half  repent  his  nautical  expedition. 
When  they  had  left  the  comparative 
smoothness  of  the  river,  and  entered 
upon  the  open  sea,  which  was  hea- 
ving under  a  pretty  tolerable  breeze, 
Sam's  feelings  were  of  a  very  dif- 
ferent nature  from  those  of  pleasure. 
After  various  ineffectual  attempts  to 
enjoy  himself  below,  he  felt  that  the 
fresh  air  was  absolutely  necessary  to 
his  comfort,  and  rushed  upon  deck. 
Here  he  was  quite  bewildered.  The 
night  was  not  entirely  dark,  but  a 
dim  lurid  gloom  spread  itself  all 
round  the  heavens,  and  even  so  un- 
practised an  eye  as  poor  Sam's  saw 
that  there  was  a  storm  in  the  sky.  In 
the  meantime,  the  wind  blew  fresher 
every  minute,  and  the  Tartar  skim- 
med on  the  top  of  the  waves  one 
moment,  and  the  other,  sunk  so  in- 
stantaneously into  the  hollow  of  the 
sea,  that  Sam  laid  himself  down  upon 
the  deck,  partly  to  repress  his  sick- 
ness, and  partly,  perhaps,  to  conceal 
his  fears.  Meanwhile,  mirth  and 
revelry  were  going  on  below,  and 
even  the  sailors  appeared  to  Sam  to 
be  much  less  attentive  to  the  vessel 
than  the  exigency  of  affairs  demand- 
ed. From  time  to  time  our  friend 
lifted  up  his  head,  to  satisfy  himself 
whether  the  sea  was  becoming  more 


1832.] 


The  Traveller  in  spite  of  Himself . 


rough,  and  laid  himself  down  again 
with  an  increase  of  his  alarm.  At 
last  he  caught  an  indistinct  view  of 
some  large  dark  object,  heaving  and 
tumbling  in  the  waters  j  he  kept  his 
eye  as  steadily  fixed  on  it  as  his  sick- 
ness would  allow,  until  he  saw  that 
it  was  a  ship  of  large  size:  "  I  say, 
coachman!"  he  said  to  the  man  at 
the  wheel, "  mind  your  reins  j  there's 
a  London  waggon  coming  down  hill, 
fifteen  mile  an  hour !"  The  man, 
whose  ideas  were  as  thoroughly  nau- 
tical as  Sam's  were  terrene,  paid  no 
attention  to  his  warning  ;  but  still 
Sam's  eyes  were  fixed  on  the  ap- 
proaching object,  and  he  cried  out, 
in  the  extremity  of  alarm, — "  Drive 
on,  drive  on,  or  pull  to  the  side  of 

the  road ;  or,  by ,  we  shall  all  be 

spilt !"  His  exclamations  produced 
no  effect,  and  the  ship  drew  rapidly 
near.  He  saw  her  as  her  huge  beam 
rose  upon  the  crest  of  a  wave,  and 
sank  yawning  down  again,  till  her 
null  was  entirely  hid ;  but  each  time 
she  rose,  he  perceived  that  she  had 
greatly  shortened  the  space  between 
them.  Sam  cried  out  to  the  steers- 
man, "  You  infernal  villain,  why 
don't  you  get  out  of  the  way  ?  Do 
you  not  understand  what's  said  to 
you,  you  tarry,  quid-chewing  abomi- 
nation !  See,  see,  she's  on  us ! — she's 
on  us  !"  He  heard  the  dash  of  her 
bows  through  the  foam,  and  while 
the  bellying  of  her  sails  above 
sounded  like  thunder,  a  hoarse  voice 
was  heard  through  the  storm,  cry- 
ing, "  Luff— luff ;"  and  the  helms- 
man, now  thoroughly  awakened  to 
his  danger,  turned  the  wheel,  but  it 
was  too  late.  A  scream,  wild  and 
appalling,  burst  from  the  crew,  who 
were  on  deck,  and  the  next  instant  a 
crash  took  place;  the  little  vessel 
shook  as  if  every  plank  were  burst- 
ing, and  Sam  found  himself  battling 
with  the  waves.  He  soon  lost  all 
consciousness  of  his  situation,  and 
how  long  had  elapsed,  he  did  not 
know ;  but  when  he  came  to  his  re- 
collection, he  found  himself  in  a 
warm  bed,  while  a  gentleman  in  na- 
val uniform  was  holding  his  pulse, 
and  several  other  persons  anxiously 
looking  on.  "  It's  of  no  use,  I  tell 
you,"  said  Sam,  with  a  rueful  expres- 
sion of  countenance.  "  It's  of  no 
use — I'm  a  changed  man.  Yester- 
day I  was  nearly  hanged,  now  I'm 
entirely  drowned ;  and  what's  to  hap- 


pen next,  Lord  only  knows.  The 
last  time  I  slept  in  Bastock,  I  had 
never  been  forty  miles  from  home, 
but  now  I  suppose  I'm  at  the  other 
end  of  the  world." — "  Keep  yourself 
quiet,  sir,  you  are  in  good  quarters," 
said  the  gentleman  who  held  his 
pulse.  "You  are  on  board  his  Ma- 
jesty's ship  Bloodsucker,  84,  bound 
for  the  Mediterranean.  Take  this 
composing  draught,  and  keep  yourself 
quiet  for  a  few  days,  and  I  have  no 
doubt  of  your  soon  recovering  your 
strength."  And  accordingly,  in  a  very 
few  days,  Sam  was  able  to  go  upon 
deck.  By  the  ease  and  jollity  of  his 
social  disposition,  he  soon  made  him- 
self a  favourite  with  the  mess.  On 
his  first  emerging  from  his  cabin,  he 
gazed  with  breathless  astonishment 
at  the  prospect  which  presented  it- 
self—  magnificent  hills  at  an  ama- 
zing distance,  and  a  vast  extent  of 
level  country,  rejoicing  in  the  sun- 
shine. "  Pray,  sir,"  said  Sam,  to  a 
tall  romantic-looking  gentleman  in 
black,  who  was  admiring  the  same 
scene,  "  what  county  may  we  be  op- 
posite now  ?  Is  it  any  part  of  Hamp- 
shire, sir?" — "  Hampshire!"  repeat- 
ed the  gentleman,  thus  addressed,-— 
"  These  are  the  mountains  of  Spain. 
These  hills  were  trod  by  Hannibal,  and 
the  Scipios,  by  the  Duke  of  Welling- 
ton, and  Don  Quixote.  This  is  the 
land  of  the  Inquisition  and  liquorice. 
Yonder  is  Cape  Trafalgar ;  there,  in 
the  arms  of  victory  and  Sir  Thomas 
Hardy,  fell  heroic  one-eyed  Nelson  ! 
That  is  Cape  Spartel.  Hail  Afric's 
scorching  shore,  hot-bed  of  niggers ! 
See!  we  open  the  Pillars  of  Hercu- 
les !  These  mighty  portals  past, 
every  step  we'll  be  on  classic  ground 
or  water." 

Long  before  this  rhapsody  was 
concluded,  our  friend  had  betaken 
himself  to  another  part  of  the  ship, 
and  did  not  appreciate  the  eloquence 
and  enthusiasm  of  the  classical  chap- 
lain of  the  Bloodsucker.  It  is  not  to 
be  supposed  that  Sam  was  a  willing 
encounterer,  all  this  time,  of  the  pe- 
rils of  the  deep.  Frequent  and  an- 
xious were  his  enquiries  as  to  the 
possibility  of  his  return.  \  He  was  as- 
sured that  at  Gibraltar  there  was  no 
doubt  of  his  getting  a  homeward  ves- 
sel, but  till  then,  he  had  better  accom- 
modate himself  to  circumstances.  Ac- 
cordingly, with  right  good-will,  he 
set  himself  to  enjoy  as  many  comforts 


GO 

as  his  position  would  afford.  The 
purser,  being  luckily  a  stout  indivi- 
dual,'furnished  him  with  a  wardrobe; 
and  the  wine  being  good,  the  mess 
pleasant,  and  the  sea  calm,  Sam's 
only  drawback  from  his  felicity  was 
his  absence  from  Bastock  Lodge.  On 
casting  anchor  off  St  Rosier,  they  as- 
certained from  the  pratique  boat  that 
the  yellow  fever  was  so  virulent  on 
shore,  that  the  deaths  averaged  nine 
a  day ;  so,  without  the  delay  of  a  mo- 
ment, all  sail  was  hoisted  again,  and 
with  a  favourable  breeze  the  Blood- 
sucker pursued  her  way  to  Malta. 

Here,  at  last,  Sam  was  lucky  enough 
to  get  information  of  the  sailing  of  a 
Sicilian'sparonara  bound  for  Catania, 
from  which  he  was  assured  he  could 
not  fail  to  catch  the  regular  passage- 
boat  home.  With  many  adieus  and 
cordial  invitations  to  the  officers  to 
beat  up  his  quarters  at  Bastock 
Lodge,  Sam  betook  himself  to  the 
St  Agata,  with  every  prospect  of  a 
favourable  voyage.  The  passengers 
consisted  principally  of  invalided 
officers  and  soldiers,  and  Sam  had 
the  deck  to  himself.  As  night  was 
coming  on,  a  vessel  about  the  same 
size  as  the  St  Agata  hove  in  sight, 
and,  in  passing,  made  a  signal  of 
distress,  and  begged  some  water, 
as  their  casks,  they  said,  had  all 
leaked  out.  "  Oh,  give  the  poor  de- 
vils some  water,"  said  Sam,  as  soon 
as  he  understood  what  they  wanted. 
"  Thirst  is  a  horrible  thing— especi- 
ally of  a  morning  after  dining  out." 
The  strange  vessel  sent  its  barge ; 
but  no  sooner  had  the  crew  got  on 
board,  than  at  the  whistle  of  the  vil- 
lain who  had  mounted  first,  eight 
armed  men  started  from  the  bottom 
of  the  boat,  and,  after  a  slight  strug- 
gle, in  which  they  shot  two  sailors, 
and  threw  the  captain  overboard, 
they  gained  possession  of  the  St 
Agata,  and  secured  all  the  passen- 
gers below.  After  being  kept  in 
confinement  a  long  time,  and  spa- 
ringly fed  on  bread  and  water,  they 
were  landed  one  moonlight  night, 
and  marched  into  a  dark  cave  among 
the  rocks  on  the  sea-shore.  Sam's 
meditations  were  by  no  means  of  a 
pleasing  cast.  "  Don't  you  think  it 
a  very  hard  case,  sir,"  he  said  to  the 
officer  who  was  chained  to  his  wrist, 
and  whose  strength,  after  a  severe 
fever  in  Malta,  was  scarcely  able  to 
support  him  under  the  treatment  of 


The  Traveller  in  spite  of  Himself. 


[Jan. 


his  captors — "  Don't  you  think  it  a 
hard  case  on  a  middle-aged  man  like 
me,  that  I  should  be  moved  about  all 
over  the  world  against  my  will,  lea- 
ving the  nicest  cottage  in  England, 
and  a  lot  of  good  fellows — to  be  first 
suspected  of  murdering  somebody 
else,  and  then  most  likely  to  be  mur- 
dered myself?"—"  Thelast,"  replied 
the  invalid, "  we  shall  all  undoubted- 
ly be,  as  we  are  in  the  hands  of  the 
Greeks."—"  Of  the  Philistines,  you 
mean,"  said  Sam — "  but  it's  all  the 
same."  While  carrying  on  this  me- 
lancholy conversation,  they  were 
suddenly  startled  by  a  great  deal  of 
firing,  mixed  with  screams,  and  the 
other  outcries  which  attend  an  on- 
slaught. "  Mercy  on  us  all !"  said 
Sam,  "  what  the  devil  is  to  come 
next  ?" — "  They  are  most  probably 
murdering  some  other  prisoners," 
replied  his  companion ;  "  it  will  be 
our  turn  soon." — "Then,  I'll  take 
my  oath,  they  shan't  kill  me  like  a 
sheep.  I'll  have  a  tussle  for  it,  and 
if  I  get  a  right-hander  on  some  of 
the  scoundrel's  breadbaskets,  I'll 
make  them  know  what  it  is  to  bully 
a  free-born  Englishman."  In  a  short 
time,  advancing  steps  were  heard, 
and  our  bold  Briton,  supporting  his 
companion  to  the  mouth  of  the  cave, 
stood  in  as  Crib-like  an  attitude  as 
his  unencumbered  hand  could  as- 
sume ;  and  resolved  to  knock  down 
the  first  man  that  entered.  They  had 
not  been  long  in  this  situation,  when 
they  perceived  that  their  place  of 
confinement  was  left  unguarded,  and 
they  were  still  more  surprised,  on 
proceeding  a  little  way  in  front,  to 
perceive  the  dead  bodies  of  several 
of  their  captors,  already  partly  stript, 
while  further  down  upon  the  beach 
they  saw  a  large  body  of  Turks  for- 
cing many  of  the  unarmed  natives  on 
board  of  some  vessels  close  on  shore. 
While  congratulating  themselves  on 
this  prospect  of  escape,  and  while 
they  continued  gazing  on  the  scene 
before  them,  they  were  suddenly 
surrounded  by  a  fresh  body  of  Turks, 
and,  without  a  word  spoken  on  either 
side,  they  were  conducted  down  the 
passes  of  the  rocks,  and  conveyed  on 
board.  "  Worse  and  worse,"  sighed 
Sam,  whom  this  last  disaster  reduced 
to  complete  despair—"  It  is  my  firm 
belief  1  am  not  Sam  Holt  of  Bastock, 
but  have  changed  places  with  the  wan- 
dering Jew.— Jack  Thomson's  pro- 


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The  Traveller  in  spite  of  Himself. 


phecy  is  fulfilled,  every  bit  of  it!"— 
But  poor  Sam's  lamentations  were 
of  no  avail.     On  the  third  day,  they 
were  taken  out  of  the  vessel,  and 
conveyed  to  shore.  The  unfortunate 
invalid  with  whom  Sam  had  been 
chained  so  long,  appeared  so  ill  after 
landing,  that  he  was  released  from 
the  fetters ;  and  what  became  of  him 
Sam  never  discovered.     Our  friend, 
whose  dress  was  of  the  most  hetero- 
geneous nature,  consisting  of  what- 
ever articles  he  could  pick  up — for, 
in  all  his  misfortunes,  his  wardrobe 
was  the  first  to  suffer — was  ranged 
along  a  wall,  in  a  magnificent  build- 
ing, along  with  about  forty  others  of 
all  ages  and  countries.     Many  peo- 
ple, in  strange  dresses,  with  towels, 
as   Sam  expressed  it,  round  their 
heads,  passed  and  repassed  them, 
looking  narrowly  at  each.     At  last, 
an  old  white-whiskered  man,  point- 
ing with  his  finger  to  the  still  portly 
figure  of  our  friend,  entered  into  a 
conversation  with  the  person  who 
had  conducted  them  to  the  place, 
and  in  a  few  minutes  Sam  was  taken 
out  from  the  rest,  and  the  old  gentle- 
man beckoning  him  to  follow,  walked 
majestically  out  of  the  building.  Poor 
Sam,  who  now  felt  himself  to  be  a 
very  different  being  from  what  he 
used  to  be,  presiding  over  his  well 
filled  table  at  Bastock  Lodge,  fol- 
lowed in  the  most  submissive  man- 
ner imaginable.  His  conductor  pau- 
sed at  the  door  of  a  very  stately 
edifice,  and  said  a  few  words,  which 
Sam  did  not  understand,  to  a  group 
of  lounging  domestics.   Immediately 
three  or  four  of  them  rushed  forward, 
and  seized  violently  hold  of  Sam,  and 
carried  him  into  the  hall.     There 
they  let  him  stand  for  a  few  minutes, 
till  the  old  gentleman  who  had  pre- 
ceded them,  and  who  had  gone  into 
an  inner  apartment,  returned  and 
spoke  to  them  in  the  same  language 
as  before.     Again  they  hurried  Sam 
forward,  and  at  last  when  they  came 
to  a  pause,  the  astonished  Squire  of 
Bastock  had  time  to  look  round  him. 
Seated  on  a  low,  richly  covered  ot- 
toman, was  an  old  white-headed  man, 
with  a  long  pipe  in  his  mouth ;  near 
him  were   several  others,  but  evi- 
dently his  inferiors—while,  a  little 
way  from  the  raised  floor  on  which 
they  were  sitting,  was  a  multitude  of 
soldiers,  in  such  a  uniform,  and  with 
such  arms,  as  had  never  entered  into 


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Sam's  imagination  to  conceive.  While 
he  was  taking  this  survey,  the  old 
gentleman  his  conductor,  bending  to 
the  very  ground  before  the  magnifico 
with  the  pipe,  apparently  directed 
his  attention  to  Rosy  Sam.  Without 
casting  his  sublime  eyes  on  so  insig- 
nificant an  object,  the  great  man  or- 
dered the  dragoman  to  discover  who 
the  stranger  was.  A  young  man  now 
stept  forward  and  addressed  our 
friend  in  French. 

"  No,  no — no  parley  vous,"  said 
Sam,  who  knew  just  enough  of  the 
sound  to  guess  what  language  it  was. 

He  next  spoke  to  him  in  English, 
and  said  he  was  ready  to  report 
Sam's  answers  to  the  dignitary  on 
the  sofa. 

"  I  say,'*  said  Sam,  who  had  now 
recovered  a  little  of  his  confidence 
from  hearing  his  mother  tongue  once 
more,  "  who's  the  old  covey  in  the 
dressing-gown?  He  seems  a  prime 
judge  of  tobacco." 

The  person  alluded  to  scowled  and 
said  something  to  the  interpreter, 
who  turned  to  Sam  and  said, — "  His 
Highness,  the  Reis  Effendi,  says  you 
are  a  dog,  and  if  you  speak  till  you're 
spoken  to,  he  will  tear  your  tongue 
out,  and  cut  off  both  your  ears." 

"He's  cursedly  polite— but  did  you 
say  he  was  the  Rice  Offendy? — ask 
him  if  he  hasn't  a  brass  gun  upon 
wheels  that  kills  sea-mews  at  a  hun- 
dred-and  fifty  yards." 

The  interpreter,  probably  not  un- 
derstanding Sam's  language,  or  will- 
ing to  screen  him  from  his  Excellen- 
cy's anger,  said  a  few  words,  and 
promised  obedience  on  the  part  of 
Sam. 

The  conversation  went  on.  "  The 
Reis  Effendi  wishes  to  know  if  you 
have  any  particular  wish  to  be  strang- 
led?" 

"  Tell  the  Rice,  that  with  his  per- 
mission I  would  much  rather  not,  but 
am  just  as  much  obliged  to  him  for 
his  kind  offer." 

"  His  Highness  wishes  to  know  if 
you  have  any  objections  to  be  beau- 
tifully dressed,  well  treated,  made 
rich,  and  have  eight  wives  supported 
for  you  at  the  Sultan's  expense." 

"  Tell  him,"  said  Sam,  quite  de- 
lighted, "  that  he  is  a  jolly  old  cock  ; 
that  I  accept  his  offer  with  all  my 
heart;  but  as  to  the  wives,  I  can't 
think  of  more  than  one,  or  two  at 
the  very  moBt." 


62 

"  Will  you  turn  Mussulman  to  ob- 
tain all  these  advantages  ?" 

"  Musselman?  Aye,  to  be  sure, 
I'm  a  devil  of  a  fellow  at  all  sorts  of 
fish." 

"  Will  you  wear  the  turban,  and 
swear  by  the  prophet?" 

"Turban?  Yes— -Lord  bless  you, 
what  does  it  signify  what  a  man 
wears  ?  and  as  to  swearing,  'gad  I'll 
outswear  you  all  for  a  hundred." 

On  the  dragoman  relating  the  re- 
sult of  the  conversation,  his  high- 
ness deigned  to  cast  eyes  on  the  new 
believer,  and  at  a  nod  several  men 
stept  forward  and  threw  little  jars 
of  rose  water  over  his  face  and  per- 
son ;  and  immediately  he  was  hur- 
ried into  another  apartment,  stript 
by  five  or  six  zealous  attendants, 
forced  into  a  warm  bath  which  was 
richly  perfumed,  and  after  being 
rubbed  and  anointed,  he  was  clothed 
in  the  splendid  flowing  robes,  and 
ornam  ented  with  the  glittering  jewel  s 
of  a  Turkish  Basha.  When  he  came 
into  the  anteroom,  through  which 
he  had  already  passed,  he  recognised 
the  old  gentleman  who  had  brought 
him  to  the  palace,  and  beckoned 
him  to  come  near. 

"  I  say,  old  boy,  what  can  be  the 
meaning  of  all  this  ?  Are  ye  all  mad, 
or  only  drunk  ?"  The  old  man,  bow- 
ed, and  almost  prostrated  himself, 
but  answered  nothing.  "  O,  I  see 
how  it  is,"  continued  Sam.  "  Where- 
abouts is  the  dragsman?  He's  no 
great  hand  at  English,  poor  devil, 
but  he  is  better  than  none." 

The  dragoman  appeared, and  bend' 
ing  obsequiously,  said,  "  What  is  it 
your  lordship's  pleasure  to  do  with 
your  slave  ?" 

"  Pooh,  lordship !  nonsense,  man.  I 
say,  Draggy,  he's  a  comical  old  shaver, 
that  Rice  Offendy;  and  fought  ra- 
ther shy  of  answering  us  about  the 
gun ;  for  my  own  part,  I  think  it's  a 
lie  of  Jack  Thomson's." 

"  Your  lordship  is  too  complaisant 
to  your  slave." 

"  Perhaps  I  should  be  if  I  had  him ; 
but  we  have  no  slaves,  I  have  a  ser- 
vant, a  d — d  old  canting  scoundrel, 
called  Trusty  Tommy  ;  but  pshaw  ! 
you  know  nothing  about  these  things. 
Now,  can  you  tell  me  what  they 
want  me  to  do,  for  surely  all  this 
scrubbing  and  dressing  can't  be  for 
nothing  ?" 

"  Your  highness' s  escort  is  now, 
I  believe,  at  the  door.  You  are  about 


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to  proceed  as  ambassador  from  the 
Sultan  of  the  World  to  the  Pacha  of 
Albania.  Your  highness  is  decorated 
with  three  tails." 

"  The  devil  a  tail  have  they  left 
me  at  all — not  so  much  as  a  jacket — 
I  feel  for  all  the  world  as  if  I  were 
in  petticoats.  Well,  you  say  I  go  as 
ambassador  to  some  gentleman  in 
Albania.  Is  it  a  long  journey  ?" 

"  Yes,  it  will  be  some  time  before 
your  highnesses  return." 

"  For  I  was  thinking,"  continued 
Sam,  "  it  would  be  as  well,  before  I 

go  to — to how  many  wives  did 

you  say  I  was  to  have  kept  for  me 
by  the  sultan  ?" 

"  There  were  eight  destined  to 
rejoice  in  your  highness's  smiles." 

"  The  devil  there  were  !  But 
where  do  they  hang  out  ?  They  are, 
perhaps,  ugly  old  frights." 

"  Beautiful  as  angels  in  Paradise. 
But  the  sultan's  orders  are  impera- 
tive. Your  highness  must  not  delay 
a  single  moment,  but  leave  every 
thing  till  you  return." 

"  Well,  well,  what  must  be,  must." 
And  Sam  mounted  a  magnificent 
Arab,  which  was  standing  at  the 
door,  and  set  off  with  a  large  retinue 
of  splendidly  dressed  warriors,  while 
another  interpreter  rode  close  by  his 
side.  As  he  left  the  gate  of  the  city, 
an  officer  stopt  the  cavalcade,  and, 
with  all  due  formalities,  delivered  a 
packet  into  the  ambassador's  hand. 
The  interpreter  told  him  to  lay  the 
packet  on  his  head,  for  it  was  the 
firman  of  the  sultan.  In  a  short  time 
the  cortege  passed  on,  and  Sam  had 
ample  time  to  moralize  on  the  muta- 
bility of  fortune.  Long  before  the 
journey  was  over,  he  was  intimate 
with  every  man  of  the  escort  ,•  and 
when,  at  length,  on  entering  the  Al- 
banian territory,  all,  except  four,  left 
him,  they  took  leave  of  him  with  so 
much  appearance  of  regret,  as  evi- 
dently shewed  how  much  they  liked 
their  commander. 

One  day  in  riding  down  the  side 
of  a  gentle  valley,  they  came,  at  a 
winding  of  the  rude  track  they  were 
pursuing,  upon  a  large  body  of  horse- 
men— and  as  they  were  immediately 
surrounded,  they  had  no  alternative 
but  to  mention  who  they  were,  and 
submit.  On  the  interpreter  inform- 
ing them  that  his  master  bore  a  com- 
munication to  the  Pacha  from  the 
Sultan,  they  drew  back  with  the 
utmost  respect,  and  fell  into  the  line 


1832.] 

of  march,  as  part  of  his  military 
guard.  They  informed  the  party 
that  the  Pacha  was  encamped  a  few 
miles  farther  down  the  valley,  with 
an  army  of  forty  thousand  men,  and 
that  he  had  expected  the  Sultan's 
ambassador  for  some  time.  Encou- 
raged by  this  assurance,  Sam  put  his 
Arabian  on  his  mettle,  and  soon  was 
in  the  heart  of  the  encampment.  The 
Pacha's  tent  was  easily  known  from 
its  superior  splendour,  and  in  a  few 
minutes  Sam  was  conducted  in  great 
splendour  to  his  highness's  quarters. 
Fierce-looking  soldiers  scowledupon 
him  as  he  passed,  and  Sam  was  not 
altogether  at  ease,  when  he  observed 
the  ominous  sneers  they  exchanged 
with  each  other. 

At  last  he  stopt  short,  and  said  to 
one  of  the  soldiers,  whose  expres- 
sion he  did  not  like,  "  You  popin- 
jay in  fine  clothes,  do  you  make 
these  faces  at  me  ?" 

Another  soldier  who  was  standing 
by,  started  forward  and  said,  "  Good 
God!  an  Englishman,  and  in  that 
dress  ! — it  is  not  even  yet  too  late 
to  save  you  ;  if  you  go  on,  you  will 
be  murdered  to  a  certainty— the 
Pacha  has  put  twelve  ambassadors 
to  death  already." 

"  The  devil  he  has !  and  I'm  sent 
here  to  make  up  the  baker's  dozen  ! 
Well,  countryman,  what's  to  J)e 
done?  If  you  get  me  out  of  this 
scrape,  and  ever  come  to  Bas- 
tock" 

"  Stay, — the  only  plan,  when  the 
Pacha  asks  you  for  the  firman,  is  to 
say  you've  lost  it; — here,  give  it  to 
me."  And  Sam  had  scarcely  time 
to  follow  the  soldier's  advice,  when 
he  found  himself  in  presence  of  the 
rebel  chief. 

He  was  standing  at  the  farther  end 
of  the  tent,  in  the  middle  of  a  group 
of  officers.  On  seeing  his  highness 
the  ambassador,  he  advanced  half 
way  to  meet  him,  and  bowed  with 
all  the  reverence  of  an  Eastern  pro- 
stration. 

"  I  worship  the  shadow  of  the 
sovereign  of  the  universe.  Your 
highness  does  too  much  honour  to 
your  slave." 

"  Your  servant,  old  gentleman, 
your  servant,"  said  Sam,  who  guessed 
from  the  Pacha's  manner,  that  he 
was  paying  him  a  compliment,  "  a 
pleasant  gentlemanly  sort  of  man, 
and  no  murderer  I'll  be  bound— tell 
him  I'm  glad  to  see  him,  and  hope 


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63 

he's  well— ask  him  how  his  wife  is, 
and  the  children." 

The  interpreter,  at  Sam's  request, 
made  a  courteous  speech. 

"  The  messenger  of  the  Sultan  is 
master  here.  We  are  sorry  we  can 
offer  him  no  better  accommodation." 

"  The  accommodation's  good 
enough — but  riding  in  these  hot 
mornings  with  a  tablecloth  on  one's 
head  is  thirsty  work,  Master  Drags- 
man.  Ask  him  if  he  could  give  one 
a  glass  of  brandy  and  water — cold 
without." 

But  the  Pacha  anticipated  his  de- 
sire. He  seated  him  on  the  highest 
ottoman  in  the  tent,  and  treated  him 
with  a  deference  and  respect  which 
were  quite  astonishing  to  Sam,  but 
which  seemed  to  yield  the  greatest 
amusement  to  the  officers  of  the  staff. 
"  The  bearer  of  the  Firman  is  power- 
ful as  Azrael.  Say,  where  is  the  im- 
perial order  for  your  slave's  unfor- 
tunate head  ?  The  officers  of  the  bow- 
string are  near." 

"  An  order  for  his  head !  Tell  him, 
I  know  nothing  about  his  head,  nor 
his  bow-strings  either.  I  brought 
a  letter  from  an  old  smoking  fellow 
at  Constantinople,  but  I've  unfortu- 
nately lost  it  by  the  way." 

«  What!  lost  it  ?"  said  the  Pacha, 
who  did  not  seem  by  any  means  re- 
joiced  at  the  prospect  of  retaining 
his  head.  "  Your  highness  is  pleased 
to  jest  with  your  servant.  You  un- 
doubtedly came  from  the  monarch 
of  the  earth  to  put  the  cord  round 
your  slave's  neck  ?" 

"  I  be  cursed  if  I  came  for  any  such 
purpose." 

"  Ah,  then,"  said  the  Pacha,  "  it 
grieves  me  we  can  only  give  you  the 
second-rate  robe  of  honour. — We  are 
deprived  of  our  sport,  (he  said  to  his 
attendants,)  for  this  time  at  least  your 
chief's  head  is  in  safety— Put  the 
caftan  of  favour  round  the  drago- 
man's shoulders." 

Tw  o  splendidly  dressed  men,  with 
arms  bared  up  to  the  elbow,  and 
bearing  a  silk  cord,  now  advanced 
towards  the  interpreter.  He  clung 
for  safety  to  his  Excellency  the  Am- 
bassador, screaming, "  Save  me,  save 
me;  they  are  going  to  strangle  your 
slave." 

"  Strangle!  —  Nonsense,  man  — 
Didn't  the  old  gentleman  treat  us  in 
the  most  polite  way  possible ;  and 
isn'the  laughing,and  all  the  otherpeo- 
ple  too,  as  if  it  were  a  capital  joke  ?" 


64 

But  in  spite  of  Sam's  consolatory 
observations,  the  interpreter  conti- 
nued his  entreaties. 

The  men  had  now  got  up  to  him, 
and  laid  the  green  silk  cord  upon  his 
shoulder.  They  then  brought  the 
two  ends  round  to  his  breast;  and 
another  person,  who  seemed  of  higher 
rank,  stept  forward,  bearing  a  short 
staff  in  his  hand.  Round  this  staff 
he  twisted  the  ends  of  the  cord  till 
it  was  closely  drawn  to  the  drago- 
man's throat,  and  then  he  waited 
with  the  most  imperturbable  cool- 
ness for  some  signal  from  the  chief. 
That  personage,  however,  seemed  to 
enjoy  the  scene  too  much  to  bring 
it  to  a  speedy  conclusion,  and  con- 
tinued to  pour  out  his  ironical  com- 
pliments both  to  the  dragoman  and 
Sam.  "  The  caftan  of  honour  is  gi- 
ven to  the  servant  of  the  messenger 
of  the  Sultan ;  he  does  not  seem  to 
prize  the  distinction  sufficiently." — 
"  Oh,  save  your  slave !"  exclaimed 
the  dragoman.  "  He  is  a  dog,  and 
would  lick  the  dust ;  but  save  him, 
your  highness !" 

"  Come,  Mister  Pacha,"  said  Sam, 
as  coaxingly  as  he  could,  "  you  have 
had  your  fun  with  the  poor  devil, 
though  I  can't  see  the  joke  of  it  my- 
self. You  see  he's  half-dead  with 
fright.  Let  him  go,  there's  a  good  fel- 
low." 

"  There  are  twelve  of  your  bre- 
thren, the  scoundrelly  Greeks  of  the 
Faynal,  gone  before  you,  all  wear- 
ing the  same  marks  of  my  favour. 
See  that  the  caftan  fits  him  close- 
he  will  catch  cold,  else."  As  he  said 
these  words,  the  Pacha  nodded  to  the 
person  who  held  the  staff;  and  in  an 
instant,  by  a  dexterous  turn  of  the 
wrist,  the  cord  was  drawn  tight,  and 
the  howlings,  and  terrified  exclama- 
tions of  the  dragoman,  were  cut 
short  by  death.  The  staff  was  un- 
twisted e'er  Sam  recovered  from  his 
amazement,  and  the  corpse  of  his 
companion,  still  writhing,  fell  down 
upon  his  feet.  He  started  up  in  hor- 
ror at  the  murder,  and  forgetting  the 
danger  which  surrounded  him,  he  ex- 
daimed, — "  You  blood-thirsty  Turk, 
by  G — d !  if  there's  law  or  justice  to 
be  had  for  love  or  money,  you  shall 
swing  for  this.  You're  a  pretty  son 
of  a ,  to  pretend  to  be  so  po- 
lite, and  then  to  kill  a  poor  devil  of  a 
fellow  who  never  did  you  a  morsel 
of  harm.  Keep  your  cursed  sofa  to 


The  Traveller  in  spite  of  Himself. 


[Jan. 


yourself,  for  I  would  not  stay  with 
such  a  Burking  old  scoundrel,  no,  not 
to  be  Mayor  of  London."  And  Sam, 
foaming  with  indignation,  stalked 
away ;  'but  he  had  not  gone  far  when 
the  same  two  men  who  had  brought 
the  cord  stopt  him,  and  led  him 
back  to  the  ottoman  he  had  left. 
This  time,  instead  of  a  bow-string, 
they  carried  a  long  thong  of  thick 
leather,  and  the  Pacha,  still  continu- 
ing his  respectful  behaviour,  said, — 
"  Your  excellency  is  too  condescend- 
ing to  your  slave.  Ho  !  chamberlain 
— put  the  Shoes  of  Glory  on  his 
highness's  feet."  With  the  rapidity 
of  lightning,  Sam  was  thrown  back 
upon  the  sofa ;  his  shoes  forcibly 
taken  from  his  feet,  and  while  the 
whole  tent  was  convulsed  with  laugh- 
ter, one  of  the  men  swinging  the 
bastinado  round  his  head,  inflicted 
such  a  blow  on  his  unprotected  soles, 
that  Sam  screamed  aloud  with  ming- 
led rage  and  pain. 

"Let  me  go  this  moment,  ye  bloody- 
minded  rascals—d e  if  I  don't 

hawl  you  up  for  this. — I'll  bring  an 
action" 

But  here  the  second  blow  enraged 
him  beyond  all  endurance,  and  while 
struggling  with  enormous  strength, 
and,  roaring  at  the  top  of  his  lungs, 
he  felt  a  hand  laid  on  his  shoulder, 
and,  on  looking  up,  saw  Jack  Thom- 
son in  his  dressing-gown,  and  all  the 
rest  of  us  standing  round  his  bed. 

"  Why,  Rosy  Sam,  what  the  deuce 
is  the  matter  with  you  this  morning, 
disturbing  the  whole  house  ?" 

"  Matter,"  said  Sam,  sitting  bolt 
upright, "  where's  that  infernal  Turk  ? 
I'll  teach  him  to  strike  an  English- 
man on  the  feet.  What,  Jack  Thom- 
son !  Jem  !  Bill !— All  here— at  Bas- 
tock — Lord  bless  ye,  I've  had  such 
a  dream — all  coming  of  your  con- 
founded stories,  Jack — I  thought  I 
was  tried,  drowned,  taken,  sold,  beat, 
bastinadoed,  married  to  eight  wives 
— and  the  devil  knows  all  what.  But 
here  we  are,  my  boys,  let's  have  our 
breakfast;  then  we'll  have  a  day's 
coursing  in  the  upland  fields,  and 
after  dinner,  I'll  tell  you  all  my  ad- 
ventures— how  I  was  sent  as  an  am- 
bassador by  the  Sultan."  "  And  they 
could  not  have  found  a  fellow,"  said 
Jack,  "  who  was  a  considerable  pun- 
ster, who  could  have  made  himself 
more  at  home  with  the  Sublime  Port 
than  yourself." 


1832.] 


State  of  Public  Feeling  in  Scotland. 


65 


STATE  OF  PUBLIC  FEELING  IN  SCOTLAND. 


DESTINED  as  our  pages  are  to  cany 
the  conservative  principles,  and  at- 
tachment to  the  constitution,  to  the 
remotest  quarters  where  the  English 
language  is  spoken  in  the  world,  it  is 
with  great  reluctance  that  we  mingle 
with  such  momentous  disquisitions, 
any  thing  of  a  local  or  provincial  na- 
ture ;  and  our  readers  must  lon<*  have 
perceived,  that  our  pages  are,  in  ge- 
neral, as  free  from  the  details  of 
Scotch  transactions  as  if  they  were 
written  at  Nova  Zembla.  But  while 
this  is  the  general  rule,  there  must 
be  some  exceptions  :  occasions  on 
which  the  conservative  principles 
themselves  call  upon  us  to  give  pub- 
licity, and  confer  merited  celebrity, 
on  patriotic  services ;  and  when  to 
pass  over  in  silence  courageous  ef- 
forts and  splendid  talent,  would  be 
alike  unworthy  of  the  cause  we  ad- 
vocate, and  the  country  which  has 
given  us  birth. 

We  have  uniformly  maintained, 
that  the  effect  of  the  Reform  mea- 
sures in  the  contemplation  of  Go- 
vernment, would  be  to  augment  in 
Rome  places  the  aristocratic,  in  others 
the  democratic  influence  in  the 
country,  to  the  entire  extinction,  be- 
tween them,  of  the  middling  and  re- 
spectable bodies  who  at  present  lie 
between  these  extremes,  and  mode- 
rate the  fierceness  with  which,  upon 
their  destruction,  they  will  assail 
each  other.  We  have  also  maintain- 
ed, that  this  tendency  is  now  clearly 
perceived  by  all  those  different  class- 
es, and  that  the  chief  supporters  of 
the  Reform  Bill  in  Scotland  are  the 
Whig  aristocrats,  with  their  profes- 
sional dependants,  in  the  country, 
and  the  democratical  party,  with  their 
numerous  filiations,  in  the  towns : 
the  former  being  influenced  by  the 
hope,  through  their  numerous  tenant- 
ry, of  governing  the  county — the 
latter,  through  the  ten-pound  tenants, 
of  carrying  the  borough  elections. 

The  demonstrations  of  public  opi- 
nion which  have  recently  been  made, 
or  are  now  in  progress,  in  Scotland, 
completely  demonstrate  the  justice 
of  these  observations.  While  the 
respectable,  influential,  and  intelli- 
gent middling  ranks,  of  every  pro- 
fession and  class,  are  combining  to 

VOL.  XXXI.  NO.  CLXXXIX. 


express  their  alarm  and  detestation 
of  the  Bill,  some  of  the  great  feudal 
Whig  proprietors  are  coalescing  with 
the  manufacturing  rabble  to  testify 
their  support  of  its  principles.  In 
Lanarkshire,  the  Duke  of  Hamilton 
has  attended  a  meeting  of  the  Glas- 
gow radicals  to  support  reform ;  and 
the  Premier  Peer  of  Scotland  was 
not  ashamed  to  propose  resolutions, 
which  were  seconded  by  operative 
weavers.  At  Perth,  a  meeting  has 
been  held,  convened  by  the  Breadal- 
bane  and  Athol  families,  along  with 
the  weavers  and  sail-makers  of  Perth 
and  Dundee,  to  petition  in  favour  of 
a  measure  which  promises  to  give 
the  command  of  the  Highland  coun- 
ties to  these  overgrown  proprietors 
with  their  armies  of  catherans,  and 
the  control  of  the  lowland  cities  to 
the  burgh  radicals,  with  their  squalid 
and  democratic  followers.  At  this 
meeting  the  ancient  title  of  Glenor- 
chy  was  no  longer  heard,  and  the 
Earl  of  Ormelie  signalized  his  eleva- 
tion by  the  reforming  administration, 
by  uniting  with  their  radical  follow- 
ers in  the  Lanes  of  Perth.  In  Rox- 
burghshire, the  Earl  of  Minto  has 
coalesced  with  the  Hawick  weavers, 
and  got  up  a  petition,  signed  by  such 
names  that  many  of  them  were  not 
thought  fit  to  be  published  even  in 
the  radical  newspapers. 

It  is  remarkable,  that  in  all  these 
cases,  the  Whig  aristocracy  have  not 
united  with  their  natural  friends 
and  supporters,  the  tenantry  of  their 
Estates,  but  with  the  weavers  of  the 
manufacturing  towns  in  the  vicinity. 
It  is  the  weavers  of  Hamilton  and 
Airdrie,  Perth  and  Dundee,  Hawick 
and  Galashiels,  who  have  coalesced 
with  the  noble  families  of  Hamilton, 
Breadalbane,  and  Minto.  It  is  need- 
less to  say,  that  at  all  these  meetings 
the  gentry  of  the  country,  with  the 
exception  of  a  few  intimate  friends 
or  dependants  of  these  great  families, 
were  absent,  and  the  aristocratic 
brought  into  close  and  immediate 
conjunction  with  the  democratic 
classes.  The  country  understands 
this  ominous  conjunction ;  it  portends 
the  extinction  of  the  inferior  nobility, 
the  gentry,  the  merchants,  manu- 
facturers, lawyers,  higher  tradesmen, 


6G 


State  of  Public  Feeling  in  Scotland, 


[Jan. 


and  farmers, — the  destruction  of  the 
middling  and  useful  orders  of  socie- 
ty, to  leave  the  field  clear  to  aristo- 
cratic pride  and  republican  ambition. 

Very  different  have  been  the  ma- 
nifestations of  public  feeling  on  the 
part  of  the  gentry,  landholders,  and 
respectable  classes  in  Scotland.  At 
Glasgow,  an  anti-reform  address  has 
recently  been  signed  by  above  1000 
of  the  most  respectable  merchants, 
bankers,  traders,  and  shopkeepers  of 
that  great  emporium  of  commerce 
and  industry,  the  second  city  in  the 
empire  in  point  of  population,  wealth, 
and  importance.  So  strongly  is  the 
intelligence  and  wealth  of  that  part 
of  Scotland  impressed  with  the  peril 
of  the  present  measures  of  innova- 
tion, that,  not  content  with  this  great 
demonstration  of  opinion,  we  hope 
very  soon  there  will  be  a  public  meet- 
ing of  the  Conservative  party  there, 
for  the  purpose  of  addressing  both 
Houses  of  Parliament. — In  Berwick- 
shire, one  of  the  greatest  agricultural 
counties  of  Scotland,  a  requisition 
for  a  public  county  meeting  has  been 
published,  signed  by  125  persons, 
embracing  almost  all  the  landed 
proprietors,  and  above  eighty  of  the 
principal  farmers  of  that  opulent 
and  intelligent  district, — men  supe- 
rior to  their  brethren  in  any  other 
part  of  the  island  in  agricultural  skill, 
and  inferior  to  none  in  intelligence 
and  patriotism, — who  pay  an  amount 
of  rent  which  would  outweigh  the 
income  of  an  army  of  radicals,  and 
have  received  an  education  equal  to 
that  of  any  body  of  gentlemen  in 
Great  Britain. — At  a  recent  visit  of 
Lord  Aberdeen  to  his  extensive  Aber- 
deenshire  estates,  he  was  voluntarily- 
waited  upon  by  an  immense  body  of 
his  tenantry,  to  express  their  attach- 
ment to  his  person  and  family,  and 
their  admiration  of  his  political  con- 
duct ;  and  it  would  be  hard  to  find 
an  equal  body  of  farmers  in  any  part 
of  the  island,  of  the  same  natural 
sagacity  and  deliberate  judgment. 

The  Conservative  party  in  Perth- 
shire have  come  forward  in  a  very 
different  way  from  the  Highland 
chieftains  and  lowland  city  demo- 
crats of  the  county.  A  petition  is  in 
progress,  embracing  four-fifths  of 
the  noblemen,  gentlemen,  clergy, 
and  farmers  of  the  county,  in  favour 
of  the  constitution.  These  landed 
proprietors  have  not  pome  forward 


to  unite  with  the  rabble  of  towns ; 
they  have  stood  forth  with  their 
farmers,  neighbours,  clergy,  and 
friends — with  all  who  are  united 
with  them  in  interest,  or  attached  in 
affection,  to  support  the  system  un- 
der which  they  have  lived,  and  pros- 
pered, and  hope  to  die  together. 

It  is  not  surprising  that  the  tenant- 
ry of  Scotland,  wherever  they  are 
sufficiently  educated  to  understand 
the  nature  and  practical  tendency 
of  the  changes  which  are  proposed, 
should  be  filled  with  alarm  at  their 
consequences,  and  deprecate  the  fa- 
tal gift  of  political  dissension  with 
which  they  are  threatened  by  the  Re- 
form Bill.  They  have  sense  enough 
to  perceive  the  consequences  of 
breeding  political  warfare  between 
a  landlord  and  his  farmers;  they 
compare  their  own  condition  with 
that  of  the  English  and  Irish  te- 
nantry— they  dread  to  convert  the 
independent  and  prosperous  Scotch 
cultivator  into  the  fierce  serf  of  the 
latter,  or  the  obsequious  tenant  of 
the  former  country.  They  know 
that  they  must  either  vote  with  their 
landlords,  or  against  them — that,  if 
they  do  the  former,  they  are  convert- 
ed into  a  menial  herd,  deprived  of 
the  power  of  political  deliberation  ; 
if  the  latter,  they  are  introducing 
dissension  and  strife  into  a  peaceful 
community,  and  may  ultimately  co- 
ver the  Scottish  valleys  with  the  fires 
and  the  murders  of  Ireland. 

Of  a  similar  description  is  the  re- 
cent stand  made  by  the  Conserva- 
tive party  at  Edinburgh.  While  the 
Reforming  Journals,with  their  usual 
exaggeration  and  falsehood,  are  re- 
echoing the  story  of  unanimity  in  the 
whole  country  in  favour  of  the  Bill — 
and  even  the  Lord  Chancellor  ha- 
zarded, on  the  woolsack,  the  assertion, 
if  the  report  of  his  speech  be  correct, 
that  every  man  in  Edinburgh  capa- 
ble of  bearing  arms,  had  signed  the 
Reform  petition — it  was  obvious  to 
all  practically  acquainted  with  the 
state  of  public  opinion  in  the  country, 
not  only  that  there  was  a  very  great 
division  on  the  subject,  but  that  the 
decided  majority  of  property,  intelli- 
gence, and  virtue,  had  ranged  itself 
on  the  other  side.  The  knowledge 
that  this  was  the  case,  as  much  at 
Edinburgh  as  elsewhere,  and  a  sense 
of  the  duty  incumbent  on  the  Scot- 
tish metropolis  to  take  the  lead  in 


1832.] 


State  of  Public  Feeling  in  Scotland. 


67 


such  a  manifestation  of  public  opi- 
nion, in  opposition  to  the  clamour 
and  delusion  of  the  day,  induced  a 
number  of  individuals  of  the  highest 
respectability,  to  project  the  plan  of 
a  public  meeting,  to  give  vent  to 
these  sentiments ;  and  the  result  has 
been  a  display  of  the  combined  force 
of  energy  of  talent,  respectability, 
and  property,  such  as  never  was  be- 
fore witnessed  in  this  northern  part 
of  the  island. 

In  making  this  observation,  we  do 
not  mean  to  assert  that,  in  point  of 
numbers,  the  persons  who  attended 
this  meeting  were  any  thing  at  all 
approaching  to  that  of  the  signatures 
at  the  Reform  Petition.  In  a  ques- 
tion where  the  multitude  has  been 
systematically  arrayed  against  the 
property  of  the  country,  where  brute 
force  is  brought  to  bear  against  in- 
tellectual power,  and  liberty  of 
thought  in  the  peaceful,  is  threaten- 
ed with  extinction  by  the  advocates 
of  licentiousness  in  the  unruly,  it 
is  not  to  be  expected  that  this  ever 
can  be  the  case.  As  much  is  it  to  be 
looked  for,  that  the  officers  of  an 
army  are  to  equal  in  numbers  the 
privates  whom  they  command,  or  the 
gifted  spirits,  who  finally  rule  the 
tempests  of  thought,  the  thoughtless 
crowd  who  follow  their  suggestions. 
But  there  is  no  man  acquainted  with 
Scotland,  who  must  not  admit,  that 
a  great  majority  of  the  talent,  of  the 
property,  and  of  the  respectability  of 
the  city  and  its  vicinity  was  assem- 
bled on  this  occasion ;  and  that  a  de- 
gree of  enthusiasm  and  unanimity 
was  exhibited,  such  as  never  before 
was  witnessed  in  this  ancient  metro- 
polis. 

It  embraced  many  of  the  principal 
landed  proprietors  of  the  neighbour- 
hood, almost  all  the  great  bankers, 
merchants,  and  traders  of  the  city, 
a  decided  majority  of  the  bar  and 
legal  profession  in  all  its  branches, 
and  almost  every  individual  known 
as  occupying  a  respectable  station  in 
s'ociety  in  Edinburgh,  whose  fortunes 
are  not  wound  up  with  or  dependant 
on  the  present  administration.  A 
priori,  it  would  have  been  deemed 
impossible  to  assemble  such  a  meet- 
ing on  account  of  any  cause,  or  by 
any  exertions  whatsoever.  The  suc- 
cess of  such  an  attempt  demonstrates 
the  intensity  of  the  feeling  against 
the  ruinous  measures  pf  administra- 


tion, which  has  grown  up  irt  this 
country,  and  the  vehemence  with 
which  public  thought  rushed  into  the 
right  channel,  when  the  barriers 
which  have  so  long  restrained  it  by 
violence  and  intimidation  from  the 
lower  orders,  were  removed. 

The  means  by  which  this  noble 
and  heart- stirring  display  of  public 
feeling  was  effected,  are  particularly 
worthy  of  notice,  with  a  view  to 
their  general  adoption.  Edinburgh 
contains  its  full  proportion  of  disso- 
lute and  abandoned  characters,  who 
enlist  themselves  under  the  banner 
of  Reform,  in  order  to  gratify  their 
malignant  or  licentious  passions;  it 
contains  also  its  full  proportion  of 
popular  violence ;  and  of  great  but 
distorted,  or  misled  ability  among 
the  higher  and  upright  class  of  Re- 
formers. The  excesses  and  violence 
of  the  mob  in  this  city  at  the  last  elec- 
tion, at  one  time  seemed  to  threaten 
such  a  conflagration  as  has  illuminated 
the  progress  of  Bristol  Reform.  But 
all  these  indigent  and  reckless  thou- 
sands were  restrained,  popular  dis- 
content was  overawed,  and  the  pub- 
lic tranquillity  was  effectually  pre- 
served, by  the  publication  of  the 
names  of  the  requisitioiiists  to  the 
address.  That  list  contained  such  an 
assemblage  of  wealth,  respectability, 
and  talent,  that  faction  was  over- 
awed,violence  was  intimidated,  envy 
and  vituperation  were  silenced.  The 
ignorant  thousands  who  petitioned 
for  Reform,  beheld  in  that  list  their 
landlords,  their  employers,  their 
teachers,  their  benefactors;  those 
whose  wealth  gave  them  bread, 
whose  benevolence  had  saved  them 
from  starvation,  whose  genius  had, 
till  recent  delusion,  guided  their 
thoughts.  The  result  of  this  display 
of  moral  was  the  subjugation  of  phy- 
sical strength;  and  hence  the  tri- 
umphant and  tranquil  termination  of 
the  appeal. 

It  is  by  similar  means  that  conser- 
vative meetings,  and,  what  is  still 
more,  conservative  public  meetings, 
may  be  carried  through  in  every  part 
of  the  country.  If  a  few  individuals 
only  come  forward,  they  will  cer- 
tainly be  exposed  to  obloquy — pro- 
bably, in  these  days  of  popular  li- 
cence and  unrestrained  violence,  to 
danger.  But  if  a  great  body  of  weal- 
thy and  influential  persons  stand 
forth  at  once,  their  wealth,  cliarao 


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State  of  Public  Feeling  in  Scotland. 


[Jan. 


ter,  and  connexions,  overawe  and 
subdue  the  turbulent.  The  reform- 
ers feel  that,  in  striking  them,  they 
are  striking  their  benefactors  and 
their  friends, — closing  the  channels 
which  furnish  them  with  subsistence, 
and  paralyzing  the  hands  which  as- 
suage their  sufferings.  The  elan  of 
victory,  the  consciousness  of  strength, 
passes  over  to  the  other  side;  and 
education,  talent,  and  virtue,  reas- 
sume  their  wonted  ascendency  over 
violent  and  ignorant  numbers. 

It  is  of  incalculable  importance 
at  this  crisis,  that  similar  meetings 
should  take  place  generally  through 
the  country.  We  cannot  expect  to 
see  elsewhere,  indeed,  the  splendid 
and  dazzling  eloquence  with  which 
Professor  Wilson  captivated  the  im- 
mense audience  whom  he  addressed. 
But  we  may  expect  to  see  every- 
where the  same  ardent  and  patriotic 
spirit  which  assembled  them  toge- 
ther ;  and  there  is  to  be  found  enough 
of  patriotic  and  right  feeling  in  every 
British  city,  to  undertake  the  labour 
which  was  so  admirably  discharged 
by  the  committee  who  made  arrange- 
ments for  the  meeting.  In  every  town 
and  county  in  the  empire,  there  is  the 
same  preponderance  of  property,  ta- 
lent, respectability,  and  virtue,  over 
mere  numbers  and  brute  violence, 
which  has  been  so  triumphantly 
evinced  at  Edinburgh.  All  that  is 
wanted,  is,  the  vigour  to  undertake, 
and  the  courage  to  execute,  a  simi- 
'  lar  manifestation  of  existing  thought. 

The  Conservative  Party  in  both 
Houses  of  Parliament  are  incessant- 
ly twitted  with  their  being  a  mere 
fraction  in  the  nation, — a  minority, 
whose  opinion  is  not  worth  attending 
to  in  weighing  the  overwhelming 
mass  of  public  opinion  on  the  other 
side.  It  is  by  such  manifestation  of 
conservative  principles  that  this  as- 
sertion is  to  be  disproved  ,• — the 
eternal  and  pusillanimous  argument 
wrested  from  the  reformers,  that 
changes  must  be  made,  not  because 
they  are  advisable,  but  because  the 
people  demand  them ; — the  minority 
in  the  Commons  encouraged  to  con- 
tinue their  admirable  and  courageous 
defence  of  the  constitution,  and  the 
majority  of  the  Lords  to  stand  forth, 
as  heretofore,  foremost  in  the  ranks 
of  order  and  freedom. 

How  is  it  to  be  expected  that  these 
patriotic  and  noble  statesmen  are  to 


continue  their  glorious  resistance  to 
the  torrent  of  popular  tyranny,  if 
they  are  left  alone  to  sustain  the  con- 
flict ?  Are  they  to  expose  themselves 
to  unmeasured  obloquy,  and  their 
persons  and  property  to  danger, 
merely  to  support  a  people  who  will 
do  nothing  for  themselves,  who  leave 
to  them  to  fight,  unaided,  a  battle  in 
which  the  middling  orders  are  main- 
ly interested  ?  Are  they  to  fight  for 
a  nation  who  not  only  will  not  fight 
for  itself,  but  is  apparently  disposed 
to  embrace  the  odious  chains  of  po- 
pular servitude  ?  And  how  are  the 
legislature  to  know,  or  how  can  they 
refer  to,  the  overwhelming  mass  of 
property,  intelligence,  and  character 
which  is  arrayed  against  the  revolu- 
tionary measures,  unless  the  indivi- 
duals who  compose  that  moral  majo- 
rity come  forward  to  record  their 
sentiments  ? 

But  we  will  not  longer  withhold 
from  our  readers  the  brilliant  and 
poetical  imagery,  joined  to  the  pro- 
found wisdom  and  statesman-like 
views  which  distinguished  Professor 
Wilson's  speech. 

' '  Loyalty,  I  may  say,  lias  been,  from  the 
olden,  time,  in  Scotland,  a  national  virtue. 
It  was  so  when  we  had  an  independent  king- 
dom, and  our  own  kings — it  is  so  still ;  and 
if,  in  the  midst  of  those  immense  improve- 
ments wrought  in  the  whole  structure  of  our 
social  and  political  life,  since  the  Union,  by 
the  constant  operation  of  countless  causes  at 
work  in  the  progress  and  advancement  of 
civilisation,  our  loyalty  be  not  now  so  ima- 
ginative as  of  old,  not  so  ardent,  perhaps,  nor 
so  impassioned,  yet,  under  the  guidance  and 
control  of  reason,  it  has  become  a  loftier 
principle  in  the  breasts  of  free  men — (tre- 
mendous cheers.)  The  doctrine  of  the  di- 
vine right  of  kings  has  been  long  dead,  ne- 
ver to  be  revived ;  but  it  may  be  replaced, 
perhaps,  by  a  creed  with  respect  to  their 
human  right,  which  may  deaden  the  quick- 
ening and  animating  spirit  that  belongs  to 
every  high  principle  of  human  feeling  and 
thought ;  and  thus  may  loyalty  lose  the  name 
of  a  virtue,  and  become  merely  the  cold  con- 
viction in  the  understanding,  that  as  the 
monarchical  form  of  government  is  good, 
therefore  we  ought  to  respect  the  monarch. 
Much  of  this  spurious  sort  of  loyalty  is  abroad 
nowadays,  inculcated  by  the  chilling  doc- 
trines of  the  utilitarian  philosophy,  which 
shows  no  favour  to  what  it  calls  prejudices 
and  bigotries,  but  which  are,  nevertheless, 
often  found  in  alliance  with,  and  in  support 
of,  the  noblest  emotions  of  humanity— 
(cheers.)  >Ye  beg  to  express  $  loyalty  of  a 


1832.] 


State  of  Public  Feeling  in  Scotland. 


Very  different  kind — of  the  deep,  strong- 
stamp — consecrated  by  all  the  remembrances 
of  the  greatness,  and  the  glory,  and  the  hap- 
piness enjoyed  by  this  land  under  the  House 
of  Hanover,  (loud  cheers,)  and  by  none  more 
than  by  the  remembrance  of  the  character 
of  him  who  was  indeed  the  father  of  his  peo- 
ple, under  whose  long  reign  loyalty  waxed 
great,  and  grew  into  a  kindly  and  reverential 
affection — of  him  who  was  emphatically  call- 
ed the  '  Good  old  King,'  King  George  the 

Third (Loud  and  reiterated  cheering.) — 

The  loyal  loved  him  for  the  simplicity  and 
purity  of  his  domestic  life,  for  that  native  in- 
trepidity that  was  with  him  when  his  sacred 
person  was  threatened  by  the  assassin's  aim, 
and  when,  in  the  midst  of  timid  and  vacilla- 
ting counsels,  he  saved  the  metropolis  of  his 
empire,  when  blazing  with  a  thousand  fires. 
They  loved  him  for  the  confidence  he  reposed, 
in  dark  and  perilous  times,  in  the  national 
character  of  the  people  over  whom  he  ruled 
with  a  mild  and  paternal  sway — (great  cheer- 
ing. ) — The  great  Conservative  Party  shewed 
their  loyalty  and  their  patriotism  then,  in 
rallying  round  his  throne,  when  "  fear  of 
change  was  perplexing  monarchs," — when, 
in  a  prodigious  revolution — call  it  rather 
moral  earthquake,  whose  tremors  are  yet 
sensibly  felt  over  the  world,  and  its  waves, 
though  no  more  dashing  so  furiously,  are 
yet  seen  in  a  sullen  swell,  portentous  of 
evil,  along  many  a  shore — the  throne  of 
France  was  overturned,  xvhich  now,  after  so 
many  usurpations,  abdications,  depositions, 
and  restorations,  is  filled  by  one  who  the 
*  likeness  of  a  kingly  crown  has  on,'  and  is 
supported  by  the  feeble  prop  of  a  non-heredi- 
tary peerage.  (Great  cheering.)  Our 
loyalty  was  with  him  in  the  dark  and  fatal 
eclipse — it  went  with  his  white  and  ho- 
noured head  to  the  tomb;  and  that  tomb  is 
guarded  by  the  hallowed  recollection  of  his 
kingly  virtues.  (Immense  cheering.)  Nor 
was  our  loyalty  withheld  from  the  son  that 
succeeded  such  a  sire.  We  did  justice  to 
his  many  noble  qualities  and  his  many  fine 
accomplishments ;  we  recognised  in  him  the 
same  high  English  heart  that  exulted  in  the 
glory  and  greatness  of  Britain ;  we  supported 
his  government  during  the  long  and  fearful 
contests  in  which,  during  his  regency,  this 
country  was  engaged,  and  which,  after  many 
immortal  actions,  which  shed  an  equal  lustre 
over  our  arms  on  land  with  that  which  on 
sea  had  been  consummated,  but  not  termina- 
ted, at  Trafalgar,  gave  peace  to  Europe  by  the 
overthrow  of  Napoleon  at  Waterloo.  (Tre- 
mendous applause.)  And  is  that  feeling 
colder  in  our  bosoms  towards  our  gracious 
monarch  now  on  the  throne  ?  No.  (Thun- 
ders of  applause. )  We  hailed  his  ascension 
with  a  new  and  peculiar  pride  ;  for  he  had 
left  the  marble  floors  of  his  sire's  palace  at 
Windsor  for  the  deck  of  a  British  man-of- 


war  ;  the  gallant  Prince  of  the  Blood  be- 
came a  companion  of  the  gallant  young  mid- 
shipmen, 

'  Whose  march  is  on  the  mountain  wave, 
Whose  home  is  on  the  deep.'    (Great  cheering.) 

He  was  brought  up  among1  the  stormy 
music,  dearest  to  liberty,  the  roar  of  ocean, 
that  dashes  against  the  cliffs  of  Albion  and 
Albyn,  on  which  are  wafted  far  and  wide 
the  wealth  and  the  might  of  this  rich  and 
victorious  land.  (Shouts  loud  and  long.) 
With  enthusiastic  loyalty  we  islanders  hailed 
our  sailor  king  ;  and  thus  it  is  that  we  now 
give  vent  to  the  fervour  of  our  attachment ; 
and  from  all  foes,  foreign  or  domestic,  we 
swear  to  guard  with  our  love  or  with  our 
lives,  his  anointed  head.  (Fervent  cheer- 
ing. )  These  sentiments,  I  perceive,  find  aa 
echo  in  every  breast.  But  the  virtues  of  no 
mortal  man  could  of  themselves  excite  such, 
loyalty  as  we  feel  for  William  the  Fourth, 
were  it  not  that  he  is  the  guardian  of  that 
Constitution  to  which  the  country  owes  all 
its  greatness,  (cheers,)  and  because  we  trust 
that,  notwithstanding  the  measures  which 
we  condemn,  and  which  are  his  Ministers', 
that  Constitution  will  remain  unimpaired 
and  conspicuous  among  all  the  nations." 

In  the  following  able  and  con- 
densed observations,  is  contained  a 
summary  of  the  invincible  arguments 
against  the  necessity  of  changes  in 
the  constitution. 

"  Men  did  not  fear,  once,  to  speak,  with- 
out a  running  accompaniment  of  '  abuses, 
defects,  and  anomalies,'  of  our  glorious  Con- 
stitution. They  did  not  scruple  to  exult  in, 
it,  to  thank  Heaven  they  had  been  born  un- 
der it,  to  teach  their  children  to  understand 
it,  that  they  might  become  the  worthy  citi- 
zens of  such  a  state.  (Cheering.)  Nor 
did  our  orators  and  philosophers  withhold 
themselves  from  celebrating  its  praises, 
which  were  resounded  in  all  tongues  and 
from  all  lands.  The  wisest  men  of  the 
most  civilized  countries  came  to  study  it 
among  the  people  who  lived  under  its  bene- 
ficent sway,  and  to  observe  how  had  been 
growing  up,  age  after  age,  a  national  cha- 
racter, which  was  feared  and  honoured,  as 
the  character  ought  to  be  of  every  great 
nation,  all  over  the  earth.  (Applause.) 
While  despots  trembled  lest  the  influence  of 
our  free  institutions,  that  had  grown  up  un- 
der its  shelter,  might  shake  their  own  power, 
built  on  the  sandy  or  hollow  ground  of  usur- 
pation and  injustice,  and  strove  in  vain  to 
pass  a  non-intercourse  act  to  exclude  the 
spirit  of  our  liberty  ;  other  rulers  borrowed 
from  it  all  they  dared  to  adopt,  and  the 
wisest  of  their  counsellors  drew  from  it  their 
maxims  of  political  wisdom,  to  guide  their 
state  policy,  in  as  far  as  that  was  possible 
under  their  form  of  government.  Certain 


70  State  of  Public  Feeling  in  Scotland.  [Jan. 

it  is,  that  none  dared  to  vilify  it  but  tyrants      stacles  and  obstructions,  as  is  imaginable  out 


or  slaves.  (Loud  cheers.)  Nay,  our  li- 
berty, ill-understood,  and  rashly  and  sud- 
denly introduced  into  the  system  of  other 
states,  not  ready  to  receive  the  generous  in- 
fusion, even  contributed  to  inflame  nations 
to  madness,  and  to  produce  those  fearful 
excesses  in  a  neighbouring  kingdom  which 
were  saved  to  Freedom  in  her  own  chosen 
seat.  Yet  here,  too,  Freedom  had  its  dan- 
gers ;  but  they  who  had  been  too  heedless 
in  their  hopes  for  man  in  France,  remorse- 
fully lamented  the  injustice  they  had  then 
done  to  their  own  free  government,  and 
lived  to  love  it  the  better  because  of  that 
injustice,  and  that  it  had  stood  firm  against 
the  shock  of  so  many  storms.  Then  there 
was  a  return  to  the  reverence  of  ancient  in- 
stitutions, and  of  all  those  deep  and  high 
thoughts  with  which  they  were  regarded  by 
a  people  who  had  continued  to  flourish  un- 
der them,  while  other  nations  had  been 
disturbed,  and  other  thrones  overturned. 
(Universal  applause. )  But  now,  within  the 
space  of  one  little  year,  we  are  told  that  the 
British  Constitution  is  rotten  at  the  core, 
preyed  on  by  a  disease  of  the  heart,  and 
palsied  in  its  body  and  all  its  limbs.  We 
must  abjure  our  faith  in  the  causes  of  our 
country's  greatness.  The  Constitution  must 
be  remoulded — reformed — reconstructed  ; 
but  we  do  not  fear  to  call  it  subversion  and 
demolition.  (Loud  shouts.)  If,  indeed, 
its  nature  be  so  sorely  changed,  by  what 
magic  happens  it  that,  under  a  rotten  con- 
stitution, the  people  are  so  sound-hearted  ? 
that,  under  oppression,  they  lift  up  their 
heads?  that,  beneath  the  domination  of  a 
greedy  and  grinding  oligarchy,  we  see  every 
day,  and  all  around  us,  the  poor  man  be- 
coming rich,  and  on  lands  acquired  by  his 
own  patient  industry  and  enterprise,  build- 
ing up  for  himself  a  mansion  like  a  palace, 
while,  not  forgetful  of  his  humble  origin, 
but  exulting  in  it,  and  true  to  the  fond  re- 
membrances of  his  youth,  he  includes  with- 
in its  foundation  the  sacred  site  of  his  fa- 
ther's humble  domicile  ?  (Tremendous 
shouts.)  Strange,  that  under  a  constitu- 
tion so  outworn  and  corrupted,  these  should 
be  the  sights  of  the  common  day !  It  is  a 
noble  thing  when  our  praises  of  the  grandeur 
of  any  object  of  our  love  can  best  be  pro- 
nounced in  commonplaces  — when  it  re- 
quires no  far-fetched  eulogium — when  we 
have  but  to  give  utterance  to  self-evident 
truths.  In  what  other  country  is  the  per- 
sonal liberty  of  the  subject  held  so  inviolate  ? 
• — the  laws  administered  with  such  equal 
regard  to  all  ranks  ? — the  balance  of  justice 
held  with  so  firm  and  untrembling — with 
such  pure  hands  ?  To  genius,  to  talent,  to 
industry,  and  to  worth,  is  not  the  path  to 
fame,  eminence;  wealth,  as  free  from  all  ob- 


of  Utopia  ?  Can  that  be  other,  in  the  main 
essentials — in  the  living  spirit — than  a  glo- 
rious constitution,  whatever  exaggerated 
pictures  may  be  painted  of  its  defects  by  in- 
furiated zealots,  under  which  all  the  noblest 
powers  of  human  nature  are  brought  thus 
into  perfect  play,  and  with  scarcely  any 
other  impediments  in  their  way  than  what 
they  love  to  conquer  in  the  enthusiasm  of 
their  highest  energies?  (Thunders  of  ap- 
plause. )  If,  indeed,  there  be  in  it  something 
to  repair,  must  there  not  be  almost  all  that 
we  ought  religiously  to  preserve  ?  And  with 
what  a  gentle  and  reverential  hand  must  AVC 
touch  the  old,  but  undilapidated  edifice  ! 
(Cheers.)  Our  attachment  to  the  Constl. 
tution,  then,  is  founded  on  the  same  basis 
with  our  loyalty  to  our  King.  It  is  not  an 
attachment  to  what  is  old,  merely  because  it 
is  old — though  antiquity  with  all  thought- 
ful minds  has  a  claim  to  reverence  j  nor  to 
what  is  established,  merely  because  it  is  so 
—though  I  do  not  fear  to  declare  my  trust 
in  the  virtue  that  has  had  long  endurance  ; 
but  ours  is  that  rational  love  which  men  feel 
for  institutions  under  which  they  and  their 
fathers  have  prospered — if  not  so  as  to  satis- 
fy discontented  and  ungrateful  visionaries, 
yet  in  a  greater  degree,  and  with  more  uni- 
form progression,  than  can  be  shewn  to  be 
the  case  with  any  other  nation  on  the  face 
of  the  earth.  Shall  we  put  all  these  im- 
mense, substantial,  and  proved  blessings  -tp^ 
risk  on  the  hazard  of  a  prodigious  and  por- 
tentous political  experiment,  which  perplexes 
the  wisest,  and  astounds  the  boldest,  and  fills 
the  heait  of  the  whole  nation  with  agitation 
or  alarm  ?" 

The  utter  absurdity  of  the  argu- 
ment, so  commonly  urged  by  ignorant 
men,  and  by  many  who  might  have 
known  better,  that  the  Reform  Bill 
does  not  remodel  the  constitution, 
but  only  restores  it  to  its  pristine 
purity,  is  thus  happily  exposed  : — 

"  Suppose  that  it  is  demanded  of  us  to 
shew  the  principle  of  the  constitution  as  it 
has  been  exhibited  in  our  history.  Shall  we 
go,  then,  to  the  reign  of  Henry  VI  ?  It 
would  seem  that  none  but  the  freeholders 
had  then  votes  in  the  counties,  the  potwal- 
lopers  in  some  burghs,  and  corporations  in 
others.  Who  is  the  forty  shilling  freeholder  as 
constituted  then  ?  The  owner  of  land  at  least 
of  fifty,  say  rather  sixty  or  seventy  pounds 
a-year  :  in  other  words,  the  substantial 
yeomanry.  The  potwallopers  are  the  work- 
ing classes  ;  and  the  corporations  the  more 
opulent  class  of  burghers,  who  are  either  at- 
tached to  the  conservative  side,  or  influenced 
by  neighbouring  great  proprietors.  These 
three  great  classes  seem,  from  the  earliest 


1832.] 

times,  to  have  represented  in  the  House  of 
Commons  the  small  proprietors,  the  working 
classes,  and  the  aristocracy,  either  of  land  or 
money.  Thus  the  fusion  of  all  the  orders  in 
the  State  in  the  House  was  coeval  with  the 
monarchy,  (cheering,)  and  the  influence  of 
the  aristocracy  and  of  the  crown  was  more 
felt  during  the  time  of  the  Plantagenets  and 
Tudors,  than  in  our  days.  This  is  proved  by 
a  hun'dred  proofs ;  but,  above  all,  by  the 
steady  increase  of  the  liberties  of  the  coun- 
try, during  all  the  last  century ;  and,  as  for 
this,  never  were  the  liberties  of  the  people  so 
considerable  as  when  the  Duke  of  Wellington 
resigned.  (  Loud  cheers. )  All  arbitrary  or 
restrictive  statutes  had  fallen  into  desuetude  ; 
taxes  to  the  amount  of  many  millions  a-year 
had  been  taken  off  since  the  conclusion  of  the 
war  ;  the  number  of  the  burghs  that  were 
daily  opening  was  prodigious,  and  never  had 
been  so  great  as  at  the  elections  of  1830  ; 
then  how  mighty  the  power  of  the  press, 
which  has  been  called,  and  not  unjustly,  great 
though  its  abuses  may  be,  the  palladium  of 
the  people's  liberties  !  God  forbid  that  ever 
that  press  should  be  enslaved  !  yet  who  will 
deny  that,  alike  in  its  liberty  and  its  licen- 
tiousness, its  working  has  long  been  in  fur- 
therance and  extension  of  the  rights,  real 
or  imaginary,  of  those  orders  whom,  at  the 
same  time,  it  has  of  late  been  so  violently 
and  falsely  averred,  that  it  is  the  tendency 
of  the  British  Constitution  to  degrade  and 
oppress?  (Cheers.)  Firm,  indeed,  must 
have  been  the  mysterious  balance  of  that 
Constitution,  assailed  on  the  side  of  demo- 
cracy by  so  many  causes,  and  yet  to  stand 
fast.  (Loud  and  lasting  cheering.)  This 
being,  in  few  words,  the  state  of  affairs  over 
the  whole  country  a  year  ago,  what  does 
the  Reform  Bill  propose  to  do  ?  To  annihi- 
late the  representation  of  the  potwallopers, 
and  so  to  rob  of  their  elective  franchise  all 
the  working  classes  ;  to  annihilate  the 
direct  representation  of  commercial  and 
landed  wealth,  by  destroying  the  nomina- 
tion burghs  ;  to  vest  the  return  of  all  the 
burgh  members,  that  is  300  out  of  450 
members  for  England,  in  the  tenants  of 
L.  10,  or  3s.  lOd.  houses  in  large  towns 
and  cities,  shopkeepers,  and  lodging-house 
keepers,  alehouse  keepers,  and  keepers  of 
houses  of  a  worse  description.  The  land  is 
no  longer  represented  but  in  the  counties, 
that  is,  in  one  third  of  the  House, — and 
many  strange  absurdities  there  are  even  in 
that  representation ;  the  wealth  of  com- 
merce is  no  longer  represented,  unless  it 
obtain  entrance  through  the  gateway  of 
corruption;  the  working  classes  are  alto- 
gether cut  out  of  the  share  of  representation 
which  they  now  possess  :  and  can  this  be  a 
final  settlement  ?  Impossible  :  with  landed 
wealth  thrown  into  a  minority,  the  influence 


State  of  Public  Feeling  in  Scotland. 


71 


of  commercial  Wealth  destroyed,  and  the 
many  millions  of  the  working  classes  without 
a  voice  that  can  be  legitimately  raised,  but 
which,  especially  in  times  like  these,  is  not 
likely  to  be  silent.  Is  it  not  evident  that, 
in  the  contests  that  must  ensue  between  such 
conflicting  interests,  the  New  Constitution 
will  be  overthrown  ?  For  is  it  supposable 
that  a  Constitution  of  a  few  years'  or  months' 
duration  shall  withstand  a  tempest  before 
which  the  fabric  of  many  centuries  shall 
have  been  levelled  with  the  dust  ?" 

Of  the  Conservative  Party  in  the 
two  Houses  of  Parliament  who  have 
made  so  noble  a  stand  against  the 
principles  of  revolution,  he  speaks 
in  the  following  eloquent  strain  : — 

"  Let  us,  first  of  all,  speak  of  the  House 
of  Commons.  Here  there  is  a  majority — 
and  a  large  one — for  the  Bill.  Granted, 
and  I  say  freely,  that  I  attribute  honourable 
and  patriotic  motives  to  that  majority. 
(Hear,  hear.)  But  is  the  whole  House  of 
Commons  for  the  measure  '  Are  they  un- 
animous ?  No ;  there  is  a  strong,  an  en- 
lightened, an  eloquent  minority  :  for  when 
we  consider  at  what  troubled,  turbulent,  and 
tempestuous  times  the  elections  took  place, 
and  of  all  the  power  of  Government,  backed, 
by  a  powerful  press,  availing  itself  of  a  sud- 
den and  feverish  excitement,  who  will  hesi- 
tate to  call  it  a  glorious  minority  ? — (tre- 
mendous applause,) — a  minority  which, 
night  after  night,  brought  the  greatest  talents 
of  every  kind  in  defence  of  the  Constitution, 
which  drove  the  Reformers  from  all  their 
positions,  often  in  sullen  silence  that  vainly 
imitated  scorn,  and  which  their  enemies,  so 
far  from  despising,  fear  from  the  bottom  of 
their  hearts  ?  (Loud  shouts  of  applause. ) 
I  speak  next  of  an  illustrious  body  of  men, 
who,  '  if  our  annals  have  been  writ  aright,' 
have  exhibited  among  them  every  species  of 
heroic  virtue.  I  speak  of  a  body  compre- 
hending within  themselves  the  bravest,  the 
most  intrepid,  of  the  sons  of  men — men  who 
have  scattered,  like  dust  before  the  wind, 
the  enemies  of  our  country  by  land — dis- 
persed, like  the  mist  before  the  rising  sun, 
our  enemies  by  sea,  and  carried  Britannia's 
thunder,  to  save  or  avenge,  to  the  uttermost 
ends  of  the  earth.  (Tremendous  cheers.)  I 
speak  of  a  body  of  men,  among  whom  are 
many  whose  great  talents  and  acquirements 
have  raised  them  up  from  comparatively  a 
humble  sphere,  to  the  highest  and  proudest 
eminence  to  which  noblest  ambition  could 
aspire.  To  that  eminence  they  were  enabled 
to  ascend  but  by  toils  severer  far  than  that 
which  bathes  in  sweat  the  brows  of  the  till- 
ers of  the  soil — by  means  of  that  midnight 
toil  of  mind,  beneath  which  many  an  intel- 
lect of  highest  endowments  has  sunk,  and 


72  State  of  Public  Feeling  in  Scotland. 

its  possessor  died  without  his  fame.     In  that 


[Jan. 


order,  we  see  generals,  admirals,  lawyers, 
orators,  statesmen  of  the  highest  rank  of 
intellect, — many  of  them  sprung  from  the 
people,  and  placed  there  by  the  gratitude  of 
their  country,  acting  through  a  Constitu- 
tional King,  to  defend  its  liberties.  Such 
are  many  of  the  Peers,  living  now  con- 
spicuous objects  in  sight  of  a  nation,  that, 
in  their  elevation,  feels  its  own,  and  under- 
stands that  virtue  is  indeed  the  true  nobility. 
But  we  forget  not  the  spirit  of  the  ancient 
noblesse  of  England — of  that  noblesse  whose 
praises  have  been  somewhat  suspiciously 
sounded  of  late  by  the  self-dubbed  friends  of 
the  people.  As  pure  and  spotless  blood  as 
ever  flowed  through  the  veins  of  the  Howards, 
the  Russells,  and  the  Stanleys,  warms  the 
hearts  of  those  too,  who,  because  they  love 
their  country  with  equal  ardour  and  devo- 
tion, oppose  those  measures  in  Avhich  they 
see  danger  and  destruction  to  so  many  of  our 
best  and  dearest  institutions.  (Loud,  long, 
and  reiterated  cheers.)  I  speak,  then,  of 
the  entire  order — I  make  no  invidious  distinc- 
tions— I  speak  of  an  order  who,  had  they 
passed  the  Bill,  contrary  to  their  consciences, 
would  have  thereby  miserably  belied  the 
character  attributed  to  them  all  over  the 
world  ;  for,  in  what  region  is  not  held  ho- 
nourable and  glorious,  the  origin,  constitution, 
and  character  of  our  Peerage?  Had  they 
who  '  are  sprung  of  earth's  first  blood,  have 
titles  manifold,'  sacrificed  that  in  which 
alone  can  lie  their  strength  in  a  free  state,— 
their  duty,  their  honour,  and  their  con- 
science,— soon  had  they  in  their  turn  been 
themselves  sacrificed — consumed  in  the  fire 
of  a  nation's  righteous  indignation." 

Of  the  opinion  of  those  highly 
educated  classes,  who  are  best  qua- 
lified to  form  an  opinion  on  the  me- 
rits of  the  intricate  question  in  le- 
gislation which  our  rulers  have  sub- 
mitted to  the  suffrages  of  the  lowest 
class  in  society,  the  eloquent  Pro- 
fessor gives  the  following  just  ac- 
count : — 

"  There  is  another  portion  of  society  of 
whom  I  beg  to  say  a  few  words,  in  relation 
to  this  alleged  majority  in  favour  of  the  last 
measure  of  Reform — the  universities,  the 
English  and  the  Scotch  church.  (Hear.) 
What  I  say  of  these  institutions  shall  be 
said  guardedly,  and,  if  in  any  thing  erro- 
neous, it  will  be  subjected  to  scrutiny  and 
correction.  How  stand  they  affected  to- 
wards the  Bill  ?  There  is  no  other  country, 
perhaps,  in  the  world,  where  education  is 
so  widely  spread  as  in  Scotland :  we  have 
in  that  every  reason  to  be  proud  of  our- 
selves— which  indeed  we  are  at  all  times 
sufficiently  disposed  to  be— ( laughter  and 


cheers) — but  is  there  a  man  present  here 
who  would  venture  to  treat  with  scorn  the 
intellect  of  the  English  universities  ?  They 
are  not  the  mere  receptacles  of  Whigs  and 
Tories,  nor  is  party  spirit  the  ruling  spirit 
there,  but  one  nobler  far,  derived  from  many 
high  sources,  and  from  none  higher  than 
the  study  of  that  classical  lore  imbued 
throughout  with  the  life  of  liberty.  There 
are  found  men  of  all  political  creeds  : 
thither  flock  the  illustrious  and  ingenuous 
youth  of  England,  and  there  are  they  in- 
spired by  meditations  on  the  works  of  Milton, 
and  Newton,  and  Locke,  and  those  great 
spirits  who  understood  so  well,  some  of 
them  the  whole  mechanism  of  the  heavens, 
and  others  the  whole  mechanism  of  the 
mind,  in  what  lies  the  true  strength  of 
empires,  and  from  what  flow  their  corrup- 
tion and  decay.  Nowhere  else  in  the  world 
is  there  such  an  enlightened  constituency ; 
and  we  know  that  an  immense  majority  of 
it  is  against  those  measures,  with  its  learning 
and  its  wisdom.  (Loud  cheers.)  It  is  the 
same  in  the  University  of  Dublin.  It  may 
be  coming,  perhaps,  rather  too  near  home, 
for  me  to  speak  of  our  own  universities; 
but  humbler  though  they  be  in  their  endow- 
ments, within  them  the  spirit  of  loyalty 
and  patriotism  burns  as  bright  as  any  where 
in  the  world ;  and  within  them  opposition 
to  the  rash  experiment  is  strong,  forming,  I 
do  not  fear  to  say,  a  great  majority.  The 
men  of  colleges  are  spoken  of,  I  know,  as 
retired  and  secluded  monks,  little  acquainted 
with  this  living  world.  But  I  for  one 
never  wore  a  cowl ;  I  mingle  with  the  best 
of  my  fellow-citizens,  and  I  claim  to  myself 
and  my  brethren  an  understanding  of  all  the 
various  duties  and  concerns  of  active  life, 
equal  to  that  of  any  of  our  opponents  who 
may  have  travelled  earth  and  seas  in  pursuit 
of  knowledge  of  mankind.  And  is  it  to  be 
at  once  disposed  of,  and  thrust  aside  out  of 
sight  as  unworthy  of  consideration  by  those 
who  may  have  finished  their  own  education 
without  putting  themselves  to  the  trouble  of 
studying  at  any  university  at  all,  that  the 
great  seats  of  science,  so  far  from  being  un- 
animous in  favour  of  the  aforesaid  reform, 
present  overwhelming  majorities  against  it  ?" 

The  speech  concludes  with  a  mag- 
nificent burst  of  eloquence  on  the 
character  of  that  great  and  noble 
party  in  the  state,  who  are  proud  to 
number  its  author  among  its  mem- 
bers. 

"  Let  the  conduct  of  the  Conservative 
Party  be  strictly  examined,  public  and  pri- 
vate, and  they  are  seen  to  be  the  best 
friends  of  the  people.  Have  they  not  been 
ever  anxious  for  the  adoption  by  Govern- 
ment, of  all  plans  that  promised  to  be  of  be- 


1832.] 

nefit  to  the  poor  ?  In  times  of  severe  pres- 
sure, have  they  not  cheerfully  made,  for  the 
distressed,  the  noblest  sacrifices  ?  Who  dares 
to  say,  that  they  give  to  the  needy  with  a 
niggard  hand,  or  that  their  hearts  are  cold, 
their  hands  shut  to  the  charities  of  life  ? 
Not  among  them  are  to  be  found  the  cruel, 
hard-fisted  landlords.  Do  not  they  give 
as  much  as  any  of  the  Reformers  ever  dream 
of  giving,  in  the  way  of  reduction  of  rents? 
And  are  they  not  the  friends  of  their  ten- 
ants, who  know  how  to  appreciate  their 
justice  and  their  generosity  ?  Is  there  any 
thing  noble  in  the  character  of  a  British 
gentleman,  to  which  they  may  not  fairly 
lay  claim  ?  Arc  they  not  in  their  ancestral 
halls,  while  engaged  in  the  peaceful  enjoy- 
ment of  rural  occupations,  ever  ready  to  lay 
down  comforts  and  ease,  and  fly  to  serve 
their  country,  dyeing  the  sands  or  the  seas 
with  their  blood  ?  (Prodigious  cheers. )  I, 
therefore,  boldly  claim  for  the  Conservative 
Party  a  sincere,  zealous,  and  active  aifection 
for  the  people.  But  let  no  man  seek  impera- 
tively to  impose  on  us  his  conviction  as  to 
the  best  means  of  promoting  their  happi- 
ness. Their  felicity,  immediate  and  re- 
mote, is  an  exemption  from  such  interests, 
as  are  by  too  many  ignorantly  represented 
to  be  their  chief  concern.  It  is  a  real  mo- 
ral aberration,  in  people  of  the  ordinary 
callings  in  trades  or  professions,  to  take  a 
passionate  part  in  political  affairs,  and  de- 
serving of  sharpest  rebuke  the  shallow  doc- 
trine, that  would  make  that  the  prime,  al- 
most the  sole  business,  of  the  middling 
classes.  Must  I  allow  my  understanding 
to  be  stormed  by  such  arguments,  as,  that 
the  chief  business  of  the  poor  man  is  to  at- 
tend to  politics,  or  his  best  happiness  to  be 
found  in  elections  ?  I  know  far  better,  that 
he  has  far  other,  higher,  and  holier  duties 
imposed  on  him  by  nature ;  and  if  his  heart 
is  right,  and  his  head  is  clear,  while  he  is 
not  indifferent  to  such  subjects,  there  are  a 
hundred  others  far  more  important :  he 
may  be  reading  one  book,  which  tells  him 
in  what  happiness  consists,  but  to  which  I 
have  seen  but  few  allusions  made  by  the 
Reformers  of  modern  times.  (Hear,  hear, 
and  cheering.)  In  reading  those  weather- 
stained  pages,  on  which,  perhaps,  the  sun 
of  heaven  had  looked  bright,  while  they  had 
been  unfolded  of  old  on  the  hill  side,  by  his 
forefathers  of  the  Covenant,  when  environed 
with  peril  and  death, — (great  cheers) — he 
is  taught  at  once  religion  towards  his  Maker, 
and  not  to  forget  the  love  and  duty  he  owes 
to  mankind, — to  prefer  deeper  interests,  be- 
cause everlasting,  to  those  transient  turbu- 
lencies  which  now  agitate  the  surface  of  so- 
ciety, but  which,  I  hope,  will  soon  subside 
into  a  calm,  and  leave  the  whole  country  as 


State  of  Public  Feeling  in  Scotland. 


peaceful  as  before.  (Cheers. )  I  feel  ascertain, 
as  of  my  own  existence,  of  the  enlightened 
loyalty  of  the  Conservative  Party,  of  their  en- 
lightened attachment  to  the  constitution ;  and 
that  they  respect  and  glory  in  all  ranks  ;  that 
they  would  not  injure  a  hair  of  any  poor 
man's  head.  (Cheers.)  We  are  not  people 
to  speak  in  holes  and  corners.  Such  conduct 
is  abhorrent  to  our  very  nature,  and  to  our 
lives,  which  are  led  in  the  open  sunshine  ; 
we  come  boldly  forth,  in  the  hearing  of  all 
the  nation  j  and  if  these  our  sentiments  are 
mean  and  contemptible,  let  them  be  torn 
into  shreds,  and  trampled  under  foot.  But 
our  sentiments  are,  to  fear  God  and  honour 
the  King,  and  bear  good  will  and  affection  to 
all  our  brethren  of  mankind. " 

These  are  not  merely  the  strains 
of  inspired  genius :  they  are  not 
merely  "  thoughts  that  breathe  and 
words  that  burn  ;"  they  are  the  sober 
conclusions  of  wisdom  and  experi- 
ence, clothed  in  language  fitted  to 
make  them  an  object  of  admiration 
to  all  mankind.  We  have  room  on- 
ly for  one  more  extract:  that  of  a 
passage  where  the  Moral  Philoso- 
pher speaks  in  generous  and  deser- 
ved terms  of  the  dignified  Prelates, 
who  have  incurred  odium,  as  in  all 
bad  times,  just  in  proportion  to  the 
magnitude  of  the  service  they  have 
rendered  to  their  country. 

"  We  love  and  admire  the  simple  and 
beautiful  establishment  of  our  own  church. 
We  do  not  wish  it  changed  or  touched.  We 
hope  never  to  see  the  day,  when  that  edifice 
will  be  shaken,  the  foundations  of  which 
were  cemented  by  the  blood  of  the  martyrs. 
(Great  cheers. )  But  I  know  well,  that  your 
most  sacred  sympathies  are  ready  to  be  awa- 
kened with  the  worthies  of  another  establish- 
ment, founded  on  different  principles,  though 
noble  and  true  to  nature.  I  hope  you  will 
not  look  with  an  evil  eye,  but  with  eyes  of 
admiration  and  reverence,  on  the  church 
establishment  of  England,  which  is  a  richer 
country,  and  therefore,  possessing  richer  en- 
dowments. That  establishment  has  produ- 
ced as  many  good  and  great  men, — as  many 
men  of  genius,  learning,  wisdom,  and  piety, 
as  any  religious  establishment  ever  did  ;  and 
their  names  are  among  the  most  splendid  that 
adorn  the  records  of  human  intellect. — • 
(Cheers.) — And,  I  maintain,  there  never 
was  a  time,  when  there  were  so  many  men 
in  it,  who  have  raised  themselves  by  their 
scholarship  from  the  humblest  ranks,  to  the 
highest  honours  of  their  holy  profession.  I 
have  the  honour  of  knowing  many  of  them 
myself  personally,  and  have  seen  them  pur- 
suing their  noble  career  of  academical  in- 


74 

struc-tion,  and  have  so  become  familiar  with 
their  minds,  that  I  challenge  the  production 
elsewhere  of  an  equal  number  of  wise  and 
good  men  from  the  sacred  profession,  either 
in  learning  or  knowledge,  to  those  pastors, 
whom  it  is  now  the  base  fashion  of  the  Re- 
formers to  abuse, — those  bishops,  who  have 
done  their  duty,  and  will  have  their  re- 
ward." 

Our  limits  will  not  allow  us  to 
do  more  than  make  from  the  other 
able  speeches,  one  extract  from  Mr 
M'Neil's  powerful  philippic  against 
those  dangerous  clubs  which  threat- 
en to  introduce  into  this  country 
the  mob  government,  and  relentless 
democratic  sway,  which  desolated 
France  during  the  reign  of  the  Jaco- 
bins. 

"  And  here  one  is  naturally  led  to  ask,  if 
these  societies  are  unconstitutional  and  ille- 
gal, why  have  they  been  tolerated  so  long  ? 
That  question  ought  to  be  answered  by 
those  who  hold  the  reins  of  government. 
Did  his  Majesty's  Government,  liberal  and 
magnanimous,  despise  such  invaders  of  the 
Constitution,  and  disdain  to  trample  on 
them  ?  These  societies  may  have  been  in- 
significant in  their  origin,  but  they  were 
not  on  that  account  to  be  despised,  still  less 
fostered  till  they  have  grown  to  a  formid- 
able strength.  It  requires  but  little  expe- 
rience to  teach,  that  slight  beginnings  lead 
to  mighty  consequences ;  and  no  system, 
pliysical  or  political,  can  long  withstand  the 
persevering,  if  unresisted,  efforts  of  an  in- 
defatigable, though  originally  feeble,  enemy. 
(Cheers.)  The  majestic  oak,  whose  state- 
ly trunk  and  far-spread  boughs  have  with- 
stood the  storms  of  centuries, — the  monarch 
of  the  wood, — falls  a  sacrifice  to  the  perse- 
vering efforts  of  a  puny  shrub. — (Cheering. ) 
The  greatest  work  of  art — the  proudest 
monument  of  human  ingenuity — that  which 
unites  hemispheres  that  oceans  separate, 
and  converts  the  obstacles  of  nature  into 
the  most  effective  means  of  communication 
i — that  which  carries  the  commercial  enter- 
prise and  fame  of  Britain,  and  the  thunder 
of  her  power,  to  every  corner  of  the  habit- 
able globe — the  Wooden  Walls  of  England 

fall  a  prey  to  the  gnawing  perseverance  of 
an  insect,  whose  form  and  lineaments  can 
scarce  be  traced  without  microscopic  aid. — , 
(Loud  bursts  of  applause,  which  continued 
for  some  time.) — I  cannot  believe  that  his 
Majesty's  Government  were  actuated  by 
such  supine  folly  as  to  despise  and  overlook 
known  invaders  of  the  Constitution.  They 
did  not  treat  them  as  foes  whom  they  des- 
pised, but  as  friends  whom  they  fatally 
cherished.  That  has  been  the  error.  I  do 
not  suppose  that  they  intended  to  encourage 


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[Jan, 


that  which  they  knew  or  thought  to  be  un- 
constitutional and  illegal ;  but  they  com- 
mitted the  error  of  recognising  and  encou- 
raging these  institutions — and  a  fatal  error 
it  has  been.  We  have  seen  more  than  one 
Minister  of  the  Crown  in  friendly  corres- 
pondence with  these  unconstitutional  asso- 
ciates. We  have  seen  an  illegal  resolution 
as  to  non-payment  of  taxes  coupled  with  a 
complimentary  address  to  the  Paymaster  of 
the  Forces,  who  acknowledged  '  with  heart- 
felt gratitude'  the  '  honour'  done  him  ! 
We  have  seen  the  avowed  organ  of  the  coun- 
cil of  one  of  those  unconstitutional — I  may 
now  call  them  illegal — societies,  taking  the 
head  of  the  Government  to  task ;  and  we 
have  seen  the  first  Minister  of  the  Crown — > 
yes,  the  truth  must  be  spoken — we  have 
seen  the  Premier  of  England,  condescend  to 
enter  into  a  vindication  of  his  conduct  at 
the  bar  of  a  tribunal  which  he  now  de- 
nounces as  unconstitutional  and  illegal  ! 
(Cheering.)  What  is  it  that  makes  these 
societies  unconstitutional  and  illegal  now, 
that  did  not  make  them  equally  so  then? 
Not  the  proclamation,  for  it  cannot  make 
law — it  can  only  proclaim  what  the  law 
already  is.  In  denouncing  these  societies 
as  unconstitutional  and  illegal,  the  procla- 
mation must  have  reference  to  the  existing 
statutes  against  political  societies,  while,  at 
the  same  time,  it  imports  an  admission  that 
of  late  these  statutes  have  not  been  duly 
acted  upon  by  those  whose  duty  it  is  to  en- 
force the  law,  or  to  see  that  it  is  enforced. 
These  statutes  are  of  much  older  standing 
than  the  friendly  correspondence  to  which  I 
have  alluded,  and  they  contain  some  im- 
portant provisions,  which  seem  to  have  been 
overlooked  by  those  who  ought  to  have  been 
better  read  in  political  and  constitutional 
law.  These  statutes,  while  they  impose 
severe  pains  on  the  members  and  office- 
bearers of  certain  political  societies,  also  de- 
clare that  those  who,  directly  or  indirectly, 
hold  correspondence  or  intercourse  with  such 
societies  or  their  office-bearers,  shall  be 
deemed  guilty  of  an  unlawful  combination 
and  confederacy, — a  provision  which  seems 
to  have  been  overlooked  in  the  interchange 
of  medals  and  of  compliments,  of  addresses 
and  of  thanks,  of  remonstrances  and  expla- 
nations, between  the  office-bearers  of  the 
Birmingham  Political  Union,  and  the  mem- 
bets  of  his  Majesty's  Cabinet. " 

Sir  George  Clerk  concluded  an 
able  and  statesmanlike  speech,  by 
the  following  extract  from  a  paper 
of  Mr  Brougham's  in  the  Edinburgh 
Review,  which,  like  all  the  other 
early  and  philosophic  writings  of 
that  celebrated  man,  were  calculated 
to  convey  the  severest  censure  up- 


1832.]  State  of  Public  Feeling  in  Scotland, 


on   the   measures  of  his  maturer 
years. 

"  That  the  whole  substantive  poAver  of 
the  Government  was  now  manifestly  vested 
in  the  House  of  Commons,  we  proceeded  to 
shew,  that  the  balance  of  the  Constitution 
was  preserved,  and  could  only  be  preserved, 
by  being  transferred  into  that  House,  when 
a  certain  proportion  of  the  influence  of  the 
Crown,  and  of  the  great  families  of  the  land, 
was  advantageously,  though  somewhat  irre- 
gularly, mingled  with  the  proper  representa- 
tion of  the  people.  The  expediency,  and, 
indeed,  the  necessity,  of  this  arrangement, 
we  should  humbly  conceive,  must  be  mani- 
fest to  all  who  will  but  consider  the  distrac- 
tions and  dreadful  convulsions  that  would 
ensue  if  the  three  branches  of  the  Legisla- 
ture were  really  to  be  kept  apart  in  their 
practical  operations,  and  to  check  and  con- 
trol each  other,  not  by  an  infusion  of  their 
elementary  principles  into  all  the  measures 
of  each,  but,  by  working  separately,  to 
thwart  or  undo  what  had  been  undertaken 
by  the  other,  without  any  means  of  concert 
and  co-operation.  (Cheers.)  In  the  first 
place,  it  is  perfectly  obvious,  that  if  the 
House  of  Commons,  with  its  absolute  power 
over  the  supplies,  and  its  connexion  with 
the  physical  force  of  the  nation,  were  to  be 
composed  entirely  of  the  representatives  of 
the  yeomanry  of  the  counties  and  the  trades- 
men of  the  burghs,  and  were  to  be  actuated 
solely  by  the  feelings  and  interests  which 
are  peculiar  to  that  class  of  men,  it  would 
infallibly  convert  the  Government  into  a 
mere  democracy,  and  speedily  sweep  away 
the  encumbrance  of  Lords  and  Commons, 
who  could  not  exist  at  all  if  they  had  not 
an  influence  in  this  assembly." 

The  reports  of  the  speeches  at 
this  memorable  meeting  are  now 
published  in  a  cheap  and  compen- 
dious form,  to  which  we  earnestly 
invite  the  attention  of  our  readers 
in  all  parts  of  the  empire  :  and  large- 
ly as  we  have  already  trespassed  on 
their  indulgence,  we  cannot  conclude 
without  making  one  quotation  from 
the  condensed  and  admirable  Pre- 
face to  the  publication,  by  a  gentle- 
man, we  believe,  of  the  Scottish  bar, 
equally  distinguished  for  his  legal 
talents  and  his  literary  acquirements. 

"  To  the  many  who,  holding  the  same 
opinions  with  themselves,  have  also  the  firm- 
ness to  avow  them,  the  Conservative  Party 

in    Edinburgh    need   say    nothing   more • 

To  the  more  timid,  who,  though  they 
perceive  the  dangers  of  the  proposed  change, 
shrink  from  the  public  expression  of  their 
opinions,  they  would  suggest,  that  to  sup- 


press their  convictions  at  the'present  moment, 
is  unconsciously  to  range  themselves  on  tho 
side  of  revolution,  by  falsely  encouraging  the 
idea  of  that  unanimity  in  favour  of  the  Re- 
form Bill,  which,  even  more  than  the  sup- 
posed advantages  of  the  change  itself,  is  made 
the  ground  on  which  the  necessity  of  the 
change  is  rested.  Of  the  honest  reformer, 
who  accepts  the  Ministerial  Bill  in  good 
faith,  as  a  final  measure  which  is  to  pacify 
the  country,  they  would  ask,  Whether  the 
events  of  the  last  six  months  have  made  no 
alteration  on  his  belief  as  to  the  probability 
of  that  result  from  the  passing  of  the  late 
Bill  ?  "Whether  the  wild  and  insane  schemes 
advocated  during  that  period, — ballot — uni- 
versal suffrage' — refusal  to  pay  taxes — the 
creation  of  new  Peers,  to  force  a  democratic 
measure  through  the  House  of  Lords — the 
abolition  of  the  right  of  Bishops  to  sit  in  that 
House — the  extinction  of  the  House  of  Lords 
itself — an  equitable  adjustment  of  the  public 
debt,  or,  in  other  words,  an  unprincipled 
robbery,  and  violation  of  the  national  creditor 
— the  establishment  of  a  revolutionary  force, 
under  the  title  of  a  national  guard, — whe- 
ther these,  and  the  other  monstrous  schemes 
never  agitated  till  the  commencement  of  this 
ominous  discussion,  have  done  nothing  to 
satisfy  him,  that,  while  the  new  Bill  would 
increase  a  hundredfold  the  power  of  the  in- 
novators, it  would  in  no  way  remove  their 
hostility  to  the  Constitution,  or  enlist  them 
on  the  side  of  law  and  order  ?  If  reform 
were  ever  so  valuable,  may  it  not  be  bought 
too  dear,  by  the  sacrifice  of  all  which  gives 
security  for  property,  for  liberty,  for  life  ? 
Reform  may  be  the  goal  to  which  his  wishes 
sincerely  tend,  but  is  it  not  time  for  the  ho- 
nest and  conscientious  reformer  to  pause,  and 
ask  himself  if  he  can  be  in  the  right  road  to 
that  object,  when  he  sees  that  plunderers  and 
assassins  are  his  travelling  companions,  and 
that  the  path  along  which  he  is  moving,  or 
rather  driven,  is  slippery  with  blood,  and 
lighted  by  conflagration  ?  Even  to  the  un- 
fortunate and  misguided  beings,  to  whom 
reform  or  revolution  appears  desirable,  as 
holding  out  the  hope  of  bettering  their  con- 
dition, they  would  put  the  question, — Have 
they  ever  yet  heard  of  a  Revolution  by  which 
the  poor  were  not  the  greatest  and  the  most 
immediate  sufferers  ?  Have  they  never  re- 
flected, that  a  man  may  gain  little  by  the 
removal  of  a  tax  on  some  necessary  of  life, 
if,  by  the  stagnation  of  trade,  and  the  ruin 
of  commercial  enterprise,  the  very  wages  out 
of  which  the  tax  is  to  be  paid  are  taken  from 
him  ?  Among  them,  too,  we  trust  there  are 
many  that  have  something  to  lose  in  charac- 
ter, if  not  in  fortune  :  self-respect,  the  esteem 
and  the  assistance  of  their  superiors,  the 
consciousness  of  having  discharged  their  duty 
as  men,  as  citizens,  as  Christians, — these  are 


7ft 


State  of  Public  Feeling  in  Scotland. 


[Jan. 


not  feelings  to  be  lightly  thrown  away  for  the 
precarious  chance  of  some  addition  to  their 
worldly  possessions.  To  one  and  all,  the 
Conservative  Party  of  Edinburgh  would  say, 
"Weigh  well  the  present  condition  of  the 
country ;  compare  it  with  the  surrounding 
nations  of  Europe  ;  look  to  the  long  roll  of 
its  past  glories  ;  its  present  attitude  of  dig- 
nity and  power ;  its  arts,  its  arms,  its  science 
and  literature  ;  its  numerous  institutions  of 
charity  ;  the  purity  of  its  religious  establish- 
ments ;  the  thousand  channels  by  which  the 
riches  of  the  higher  ranks  are  unfailingly 
distributed  among  the  industrious  classes  of 
the  lower  ;  its  administration  of  justice  ;  its 
commercial  enterprise  ;  its  security  for  pro- 
perty  and  personal  liberty ;  its  lofty  instances 
of  heroism  and  patriotism  ;  its  bright  and 
numberless  examples  of  private  and  domestic 
virtue, — and  then  say,  whether  the  humblest, 
as  well  as  the  highest,  has  no  interest  in  the 
preservation  of  a  Constitution  under  which 
such  results  have  sprung  up  ?  no  cause  to 
deprecate  the  sudden  introduction  of  a  plan 
of  innovation,  which,  in  the  opinion  of  so 
many  of  the  wise,  and  virtuous,  and  opulent 
of  the  country,  threatens  those  institutions, 
and  that  national  character  and  glory,  with 
irremediable  ruin?" 

Those  who  are  unacquainted  with 
this  part  of  the  island,  can  form  no 
idea  of  the  class  who  compose,  or 
the  weight  which  belongs  to  the  gen- 
tlemen "who  have  signed  the  Edin- 
burgh petition.  The  Reformers  ask 
what  weight  is  to  be  attached  to  the 
signature  of  sixteen  hundred  per- 
sons in  and  around  the  metropolis 
of  Scotland  ?  They  might  as  well 
ask  what  is  the  weight  due  to  the 
opinion  of  658  gentlemen  in  the  cha- 
pel of  St  Stephen's  ?  They  form  the 
nucleus  and  kernel  of  Scottish  pros- 
perity :  they  are  composed  of  men 
who  have  come  up  from  all  quarters, 
and  risen  to  eminence  and  wealth  by 
exertion  and  talent  in  every  part  of 
the  country ;  they  are,  literally  speak- 
ing, the  representatives  of  Scotland, 
since  she  lost  by  the  Union  her  local 
and  separate  legislature.  They  are 
neither  composed  of  the  feudal  Aris- 
tocracy, nor  the  urban  Democracy  of 
the  country :  they  are  the  middling 


orders  who  have  risen  to  affluence 
and  prosperity  by  their  exertions  in 
every  walk  of  life,  and  whose  weight 
keeps  the  extremes,  who  have  now 
combined  to  overwhelm  them,  from 
that  fierce  and  ruinous  hostility,  into 
which,  upon  their  destruction,  they 
will  inevitably  break  out  against  each 
other  ;  and  in  which  every  one  must 
see,  the  Aristocratic  party  is  destined 
to  be  destroyed. 

We  are  not  so  sanguine  as  to  ima- 
gine that  the  Conservative  Meeting 
at  Edinburgh,  standing  alone,  can 
have  geat  weight.  We  know  that 
this  city  is  but  a  speck  in  the  British 
dominions,  and  that,  however  great 
its  influence  may  ultimately  be,  as 
one  of  the  great  fountains  of  thought 
and  genius,  it  is  too  inconsiderable, 
during  the  strife  of  party,  to  be  of 
any  great  moment.  We  know,  too, 
that  the  words  of  Sir  Walter  Scott 
and  Professor  Wilson  will  have  as 
little  influence  with  the  great  body 
of  modern  reformers,  as  the  record- 
ed opinions  of  David  Hume  or  Adam 
Smith,  of  Cicero  or  Bacon,  have  had 
upon  their  conduct.  But  still  it  is 
something  to  the  Conservative  Party 
throughout  the  empire,  that  genius, 
destined  for  immortality,  should 
have  done  so  much  in  their  cause, 
and  that  they  can  number  among 
their  warmest  supporters,  names 
which  will  be  resplendent  in  the  rolls 
of  fame,  when  the  great  mass  of  re- 
formers shall  be  buried  in  the  waves 
of  forgotten  time. 

But  still  they  have  at  least  set  an 
example,  which,  if  generally  follow- 
ed, would  ensure  the  triumph  of  the 
Constitution.  The  other  cities  in 
the  empire  have  only  to  do  what 
Edinburgh  has  done,  and  the  Revo- 
lutionary Bill  is  overthrown  for  ever. 
Come  what  may,  the  friends  of  the 
Constitution  here  have  the  consci- 
ous satisfaction  of  having  done  their 
duty ;  of  having  maintained  that  post 
assigned  to  them  with  unconquer- 
able firmness. 


1832.] 


Protestant  Affairs  in  Ireland. 


77 


PROTESTANT  AFFAIRS  IN  IRELAND. 


IT  has  been  proved  in  the  prece- 
ding article  that  the  heart  of  Scotland, 
in  spite  of  all  the  arts  of  agitation  em- 
ployed by  reformers  and  revolution- 
ists, is  still  sound  at  the  core,  and  so 
far  from  beating  in  accordance  with 
the  Grand  Measure  of  Ministers,  is 
true  to  the  spirit  of  our  time-hallow- 
ed and  time-cemented  Constitution, 
which  is  felt  and  known  by  the  en- 
lightened patriotism  of  the  country 
to  have  been  less  the  work  of  man's 
hands  than  the  growth  of  nature,  and, 
as  such,  worthy  not  of  our  admiration 
alone,  but  of  our  gratitude  and  reve- 
rence. In  the  midst  of  so  many  ve- 
hement but  unstable  passions,  set 
agog  by  shallow,  insincere,  deceived, 
or  desperate  politicians,  it  is  consola- 
tory to  know  that  the  intelligence  of 
the  land  remains,  if  not  undisturbed, 
yet  on  the  whole  "  true  to  the  truth ;" 
and  that  of  the  best  educated  of  all 
the  orders  of  the  people,  a  vast  ma- 
jority is  at  this  hour  adverse  to  the 
Bill  that  has  again  been  dug  out  of 
the  dust.  The  clamour  of  the  popu- 
lace will  no  doubt  be  renewed,  and 
countenance  given  to  their  cause  by 
many  who,  seeking  vainly  to  secure 
the  triumph  of  their  party,  have 
pledged  themselves  to  support  "  the 
measure,"  in  reckless  defiance  of  all 
their  recorded  reasonings  against  it 
during  the  last  thirty  years.  But 
while  they  have  wheeled  suddenly 
round  upon  their  heels,  or  described 
a  more  gallant  circle,  their  former 
arguments  stand  fast,  frowning  those 
who  have  any  shame  left,  and  many 
have,  into  confusion  of  face  as  of 
tongues  ;  and  extorting  from  their 
own  mouths,  the  lie  direct  to  their 
present  outcries  for  what  they  now 
falsely  call  reform,  and  then  truly 
called  revolution.  Elderly  noblemen 
and  gentlemen  may  be  as  pleasant 
and  profound  as  it  is  possible  for 
thorn  to  be  in  their  fancy  and  their 
reflection,  on  "  the  puerile  vanity  of 
consistency;"  but  the  mind  of  the 
nation  is  made  of"  sterner  stuff""  than 
to  tolerate,  much  less  to  be  taken  in 
by,  such  worthless  aphorisms — and 
knows  how  to  distinguish  between 
wits  and  wittols.  It  has,  too  often, 
its  idols,  which  it  sets  up  and  wor- 
ships, worthless  enough,  and  soon  by 


itself  to  be  dashed  in  pieces;  but, 
good-sort-of-a  man  as  my  Lord  Al- 
thorp  is,  the  mind  of  the  nation  has 
not  prostrated  itself  before  his  ima- 
gined wisdom,  nor  as  yet  beholds  in 
him,  any  more  than  in  my  Lord  John 
Russell,  or  my  Lord  Durham,  either 
an  idol  or  an  oracle.  On  the  contrary, 
it  knows  that  the  intellect  of  all  the 
three  would  not,  if  multiplied  by  nine , 
give  a  result  equal  to  one  wise  man ; 
and  smiles  with  pitiful  contempt  on 
such  legislators  legislating  for  it — on 
men  distinguished  for  no  one  talent 
above  the  common  level,  in  nothing 
egregious  from  the  common  l\evdf pro- 
viding institutions , for -sooth,  congenial 
with  the  spirit  of  the  age  !  What  that 
spirit  is,  must  be  understood  by  far 
other  intellects  than  theirs,  and  told 
by  far  other  tongues,  and  be  mini- 
stered to  in  such  "  deep  consult," 
as  can  be  held  only  among  states- 
men. In  no  one  department  of  hu- 
man knowledge  would  their  opinion 
go  for  half-a-crown ;  at  that  mode- 
rate price  it  may  be  had,  but  has 
been  "  with  sputtering  noise  reject- 
ed." Yet  they  who  cannot  pen  a 
pamphlet,  or  prate  a  speech  of  maud- 
lin mediocrity,  with  priggish  pre- 
sumption have  put  themselves  for- 
wards to  decide  the  destinies  of 
earth's  mightiest  empire  !  True  that 
Lord  Grey  was  once  a  man  of  talents, 
and  may  be  so  still ;  but  he  is  get- 
ting garrulous  and  old,  and  how 
peevishly  does  he  endeavour  to  re- 
deem the  pledge  of  his  youth,  for- 
gotten duringhis  prime,  and  forfeited 
but  some  twelve  months  ago,  through 
love  of  "  his  order,"  in  his  vacilla- 
ting age  !  Among  the  pigmies,  there 
is  indeed  one  man,  who,  among  such 
small  infantry,  may  well  be  called  a 
giant.  But  though  Lord  Brougham 
had  not  his  own  Bill  in  his  pocket — 
it  never  having  been  reduced  to  wri- 
ting— not  even,  he  says,  so  much  as 
the  heads,  yet  he  had  it  in  his  brain, 
and  its  provisions  were  heard  to  flow 
from  his  eloquent  lips— and  alas ! 
for  the  moral  and  intellectual  great- 
ness of  his  character,  how  different 
from  them  all,  the  blunders  of  that 
abortion,  in  behalf  of  which  he  lately 
bawled  for  "  four  glasses,"  and  at 
the  finale  of  his  hollow-hearted  pero- 


78 

ration,  like  a  strong  man  inflamed, 
if  not  refreshed  with  wine,  beseech- 
ed  the  Peers  to  pass  it,  "  even  on  my 
bended  knees  1" 

In  Scotland,  we  can  afford  to  laugh 
at  much  of  the  drivelling  of  our  Mi- 
nisters, however  disgusting  and  de- 
plorable ;  for  the  people  are  in  peace, 
and  will  remain  so,  in  spite  of  them, 
and  all  the  demagogues  that  have 
enlisted  themselves  in  their  service, 
some  unasked  yet  not  unwelcome, 
many  undesired,  because  dangerous, 
traitors  all.  But  in  Ireland,  how  dif- 
ferent the  condition  of  the  Conser- 
vative, that  is,  the  Protestant  Party, 
of  the  State  !  Surrounded  by  bigot- 
ed and  ferocious  enemies,  and  not 
deserted  merely,  but  insulted  and 
trampled  on  by  a  Ministry  who  seem 
to  be  resolved  to  subject  the  intelli- 
gence, the  integrity,  the  property, 
and  the  patriotism  of  Protestant  Ire- 
land to  the  tender  mercies  of  Popish 
domination ! 

At  such  a  crisis,  we  have  read, 
with  deepest  interest,  in  the  Dub- 
lin Evening  Mail,  an  account  of  a 
meeting  which  was  held  on  Decem- 
ber 7th  in  Dublin,  and  which  ap- 
pears to  us  one  of  the  most  import- 
ant assemblages  of  rank,  wealth,  in- 
tellect, and  independence,  which  ever 
took  place  in  Ireland.  It  was  at- 
tended by  noblemen  and  gentlemen 
of  the  highest  respectability,  whom 
a  sense  of  common  danger  compel- 
led to  assemble  from  all  parts  of  the 
island,  for  the  purpose  of  laying 
their  grievances  before  the  King, 
and  bearing  an  united  testimony 
against  the  cruel  mispolicy  of  his 
Majesty's  advisers.  We  cannot  suf- 
ficiently express  the  high  sense  of 
admiration  which  we  feel  for  the 
calm  and  resolute,  the  solemn  and 
elevated  declaration  of  principle,  and 
expression  of  feeling,  which  were 
elicited  from  the  various  speakers 
who  moved  and  seconded  the  reso- 
lutions. We  were  not  before  fully 
prepared  to  believe  how  odious  and 
detestable  to  the  Irish  Protestants 
are  the  measures  of  the  present  vice- 
roy. They  were,  at  the  very  outset 
of  his  administration,  deliberately 
insulted  by  the  dismissal  of  Mr  Gre- 
gory. Their  feelings  were  then  out- 
raged by  the  promotion  of  Lord 
Plunkett  to  the  office  of  Lord  Chan- 
cellor, which  places  him  over  the 
magistracy  of  the  country— an  out- 


Protestant  Affairs  in  Ireland. 


[Jan, 


rage  this  the  most  gratuitous,  as 
there  never  was  perhaps  a  public 
man,  of  the  same  degree  of  ability 
and  notoriety,  who  was  so  little  ac- 
ceptable to  any  party — who  was  so 
detested  by  the  Protestants,  and  dis- 
trusted by  the  Papists.  He  was  not, 
as  a  chancellor,  acceptable  to  the 
bar — as  a  politician,  popular  in  the 
country — or  as  a  statesman,  service- 
able to  the  administration.  His 
own  immediate  friends  and  con- 
nexions have  reason  to  set  a  high 
value  upon  him ;  as  Lord  Grey  him- 
self does  not  seem  to  have  more 
scrupulously  acted  upon  the  maxim, 
that  charity  begins  at  home.  But 
positively,  when  Lord  Anglesea  sad- 
dled the  country  with  the  expense 
of  providing  for  a  retiring  Chancel- 
lor, in  the  person  of  the  late  Sir  A. 
Hart,  he  was  not  merely  chargeable 
with  a  prodigal  waste  of  the  public 
money,  but  with  the  removal  of  an 
equity  lawyer  of  inoffensive  man- 
ners, and  acknowledged  reputation, 
to  make  way  for  one  in  whose  legal 
knowledge  the  suitors  in  Chancery 
had  far  less  confidence,  and  whose 
temper  was  considered  as  unruly  as 
his  principles  were  dangerous  to  the 
Protestants  of  Ireland.  We  do  not 
know  that  any  administration,  whe- 
ther Whig  or  Tory,  could  at  the  pre- 
sent moment  do  a  more  popular  act 
than  the  dismissal  of  Lord  Plunkett 
from  his  offensively  conspicuous 
place  in  the  Irish  administration. 
Then  came  the  appointment  of  the 
education  commissioners.  This  was 
the  severest  cut  of  all.  Education 
commissioners  !  They  are  commis- 
sioners for  the  suppression  of  edu- 
cation, which  we  will  prove  in  our 
next  number.  Suffice  it  here  to  say, 
that  the  whole  affair  meets  the  indig- 
nant reprobation  of  the  noblemen 
and  gentlemen  assembled  on  this 
important  occasion  ;  and  if  their  re- 
presentations fail  to  make  a  suitable 
impression  upon  his  Majesty's  Go- 
vernment, it  will  be  demonstrable 
that  the  Irish  Protestants  are  to  be 
sacrificed.  In  well-grounded  fear  of 
such  a  catastrophe,  what  is  to  pre- 
vent their  uniting  with  O'Connell  for 
a  repeal  of  the  Union  ?  They  may 
fairly  hope  to  be  able,  from  their 
moral  weight,  to  make  better  terms 
for  themselves  and  their  families,  in 
the  event  of  separation  from  Eng- 
land, than  will  now  be  conceded  to 


1832.] 


Protestant  Affairs  in  Ireland. 


them  by  adhering  to  their  British 
friends,  who  seem  willing  to  sacri- 
fice them  to  their  Popish  enemies. 
Only  let  a  perseverance  in  the  pre- 
sent policy  be  continued  a  little  long- 
er, and  the  Union  must  be  repealed, 
not  merely  from  a  compliance  with 
the  clamour  of  O'  Council's  party, but 
from  a  deliberate  persuasion,  on  the 
part  of  the  Protestants,  that  by  such 
a  measure  their  condition  would  be 
improved.  What  have  they  to  ap- 
prehend from  it  ?  Their  discounte- 
nance as  a  party  by  the  British  Go- 
vernment ?  They  are  already  dis- 
countenanced. The  abandonment  of 
the  Protestant  interest  ?  It  is  already 
abandoned.  The  overthrow  of  their 
Church  ?  It  is,  already,  all  but  over- 
thrown. The  security  of  their  pro- 
perty ?  Already  it  is  marked  out  for 
spoliation.  All  these  evils  either  have 
come  upon  them,  or  are  in  progress, 
and  must  speedily  be  realized,  unless 
a  decided  change  of  measures  shall 
take  place ;  and  what  difference  can 
it  make  to  them  whether  their  ruin 
be  accomplished  by  the  wickedness 
of  an  unprincipled  cabinet,  or  the 
grasping  rapacity  of  an  Irish  Parlia- 
ment ?  Nay,  may  they  not  hope  to 
obtain  an  interest  in  the  latter,  which 
would  give  them  a  better  chance  of 
safety  than  they  can  hope  for,  at  pre- 
sent, from  those  who  so  grossly  ne- 
glect their  interests,  and  undervalue 
their  numbers  and  importance  ?— 
These  are  considerations  which  we 
shall  not  just  now  pursue  any  far- 
ther. We  are  not  without  a  hope 
that  this  Great  Meeting  will  produce 
a  good  effect  upon  our  rulers.  IF 

IT  SHOULD,  THE  EMPIRE  WILL  BE  SA- 
VED. If  it  should  not,  the  ranks  of 
the  agitators  may  be  reinforced  by 
an  accession  of  strength  which  must 
render  them  irresistible;  and  Eng- 
land will  find,  when  it  is  too  late, 
that  in  sacrificing  Protestantism,  she 
has  sacrificed  Ireland. 

The  able  editor  of  the  Dublin  Even- 
ing Mail  most  justly  says,  that,  as  a 
deliberative  assembly,  that  to  which 
we  have  referred  surpassed  in  rank 
and  respectability,  in  knowledge  and 
in  talents,  any  other  ever  called  to- 
gether in  Ireland.  There  was  a  solem- 
nity attendant  on  the  proceedings, 
and  a  depth  of  thought  manifested  in 
the  discussion,  commensurate  with 
the  importance  of  the  subject.  It  ap- 
peared evident,  on  the  whole,  that 


79 

the  machinations  of  Irish  traitors, 
abetted  as  they  are  by  the  revolu- 
tionary schemes  of  the  Ministry,  are 
driving  at,  first,  a  repeal  of  the 
Union,  secondly,  the  separation  of 
the  two  countries,  thirdly,  the  erec- 
tion of  an  independent  nation  in  Ire- 
land ;  and  that  these  three  things  in- 
volve the  ruin  of  the  British  empire, 
and  as  it  regards  Ireland,  the  pro- 
perty, the  religion,  and  the  lives  of 
the  Irish  Protestants.  To  avert  such 
evils  has  been  the  object  of  the  care- 
ful, deep,  and  patriotic  deliberation 
of  the  preservatives ;  nor  could  bet- 
ter means  be  devised  than  the  adop- 
tion of  those  principles  which  have 
always  guided  the  Orangemen  of 
Ireland,  and  converted  that  loyal 
and  constitutional  body  into  a  sacred 
guard,  which  bulwarked  the  throne, 
and  fenced  property  with  impass- 
able trenches,  and  afforded  a  secure 
asylum  to  the  civil  rights,  the  religi- 
ous liberties,  and  the  natural  affec- 
tions of  this  great,  good,  and  much 
calumniated  body.  Calumniated  by 
whom  ?  By  the  enemies  of  order, 
and  liberty,  and  truth — by  the  friends 
of  confusion,  slavery,  and  fanaticism 
—by  the  imbecilles,\vho  believe  they 
can  soothe  ferocious  passions  by  sub- 
mission, and  cajole  sedition  and  trea- 
son out  of  their  long-pursued  prey 
by  fear-born  flattery,  and  by  studi- 
ous insults  and  exquisite  injuries  of- 
fered, in  face  of  day,  to  all  that  is 
most  high  and  honourable  in  the 
character  and  conduct  of  the  best 
citizens ! 

After  two  preliminary  meetings, 
it  was  finally  agreed  on,  that  a  junc- 
tion between  all  classes  and  denomi- 
nations of  Irish  Protestants  should 
take  place;  that  a  committee  should 
be  appointed  to  prepare  resolutions 
in  accordance  with  the  sentiments 
expressed  by  the  meeting ;  and  that 
such  committee  should  come  pre- 
pared with  them  on  the  following 
day.  On  the  third  day,  Lord  Roden 
in  the  chair,  a  series  of  resolutions 
were  passed,  and,  grounded  on  them, 
an  address,  to  be  presented  to  his 
Majesty  by  the  Earls  of  Roden  and 
Longford,  Lord  Viscount  Lorton, 
and  Lord  Farnham. 

Lord  Roden  moved  the  first  reso- 
lution, "  that  now,  as  upon  all  occa- 
sions, our  inclination  arid  duty  equal- 
ly lead  us  to  express  our  devoted 
loyalty  to  his  Majesty  the  King,  and 


so 

also  to  assure  his  Majesty  of  our  unal- 
terable attachment  to  the  principles 
which  placed  his  Majesty's  illustri- 
ous family  upon  the  throne — princi- 
ples which  form  the  groundwork  of 
our  civil  and  religious  liberties." 
His  lordship,  in  moving  this  resolu- 
tion, declared,  that  there  never  was 
a  period  in  which  the  Protestant  in- 
stitutions of  Ireland  were  placed  in 
such  imminent  peril,  since  the  days 
immediately  preceding  those  of  Wil- 
liam the  Third.  "  This  cause  is  our 
cause — it  is  the  cause  of  freedom — 
the  cause  of  truth — and  the  cause  of 
God.  Acting  under  such  guidance, 
and  maintaining  the  pure  principles 
of  Protestantism,  which  have  been 
such  a  blessing  to  the  world, we  may 
go  forwards  fearlessly,  and  despite 
of  our  enemies  and  the  danger  by 
which  we  are  surrounded.  We  are 
not  met  here  for  party-purposes — 
we  have  higher  objects  in  view.  We 
are  met  here  as  men  who  love  their 
country — who  value  its  constitution 
— and  who  are  determined,  if  neces- 
sary, to  sacrifice  all  in  its  defence. 
The  occasion  on  which  we  have  as- 
sembled, is  one  of  the  most  import- 
ant in  the  annals  of  our  history  j  no 
one  can  tell  the  ramifications  to 
which  this  meeting  may  give  rise 
through  the  country,  and  the  spirit 
it  may  revive  in  the  breasts  of  loyal 
men." 

On  Lord  Roden  resuming  his  seat, 
amidst  loud  cheers,  Lord  Longford 
rose  to  propose  the  second  resolu- 
tion— "  That  we  should  be  wanting 
in  our  duty  to  his  Majesty,  and  in- 
sensible of  the  obligations  which  we 
owe  to  our  Protestant  fellow-subjects 
in  Ireland,  if  we  failed  to  lay  at  the 
foot  of  the  throne  a  statement  of  the 
universal  feeling  of  alarm  and  dis- 
content which  prevails,  and  of  the 
causes  which  have  led  to  the  present 
perilous  crisis  of  Protestant  affairs  in 
Ireland."  Lord  Longford,  after  some 
introductory  observations,  spoke 
thus  :— 

"  It  is  my  clear  conviction  that  the 
present  circumstances  of  the  times  jus- 
tified us  in  calling  you  together,  and 
though  the  aspect  of  affairs  is  most 
gloomy  at  present,  they  will  become 

more  gloomy  unless  we  hold  together 

(hear  and  cheers.)  Different  as  some 
of  our  opinions  are  as  to  the  propriety 
of  establishing  an  association,  there  was 
one  point  upon  which  we  were  and  are 


Protestant  Affairs  in  Ireland. 


[Jan. 


all  agreed,  namely,  the  necessity  that 
exists  of  a  universal  combination  of  Pro- 
testants taking  place,  in  order  that  we 
may  counteract  the  schemes  of  our  ene- 
mies— (hear,  hear.)  There  is  no  art  left 
untried  to  mislead  those  who  are  weak 
enough  to  be  misled — there  is  no  false- 
hood or  calumny  too  gross  for  the  agi- 
tators to  assert  who  exhibit  at  their  new 
association.  Their  association  appears 
to  be  established  for  the  purpose  of  ca- 
lumniating the  aristocracy  of  the  coun- 
try, of  outraging  the  law,  of  traducing 
the  clergy,  and  trampling  upon  the  Pro- 
testant establishments  which  we  look 
upon  as  a  blessing — (hear,  hear.)  Under 
this  impression  we  felt  it  to  be  our  duty 
to  call,  this  meeting  together.  The  state 
of  the  Protestants  is  such,  that  at  the 
present  moment  we  cannot  permit  apathy 
to  pervade  our  body — apathy  in  itself 
does  not  actually  amount  to  a  crime,  but 
a  number  of  negative  cases  put  together 
will  amount  to  positive  criminality — 
(hear,  hear.)  Our  country  from  the  time 
of  William  the  Third  has  advanced  re- 
gularly in  prosperity,  and  only  because 
its  institutions  were  founded  on  Pro- 
testant principles.  Latterly  these  prin- 
ciples have  gradually  been  relaxing,  and 
the  result  is  manifest  to  the.  most  in- 
attentive observer — (cheers.)  Having 
said  so  much  of  the  principle  generally, 
I  shall  now  merely  remark,  that  I  fear 
his  Majesty  has  been  misled.  One  of 
the  maxims  of  our  constitution  is,  that 
the  King  can  do  no  wrong.  His  Ma- 
jesty may  be  too  easily  influenced ;  but 
however  we  may  detest  the  measures 
which  have  been  adopted,  the  blame  must 
attach  to  the  Ministers  who  advised  them 
— (hear,  hear,  hear.)  It  is  our  duty  to 
lay  before  his  Majesty  a  detail  of  the 
grievances  of  which  we  complain,  and  I 
trust  and  believe  that  he  will  afford  us 
redress." 

The  third  resolution  was  moved 
by  that  best  of  patriots,  Lord  Farn- 
ham — "  That  the  general^  sentiment 
of  anxiety  and  alarm  which  prevails 
among  the  Protestants  of  Ireland,  is, 
in  our  opinion,  fully  justified  by  the 
spirit  which  appears  to  influence  the 
councils,  and  dictate  the  measures, 
of  his  Majesty's  advisers."  The  pithy 
speech  of  this  bold  lover  of  his  coun- 
try we  give  entire. 

"  My  lord  and  gentlemen,  before  I 
submit  to  you  the  resolution  which  has 
been  confided  to  me  to  propose  for  your 
adoption,  I  must  offer  my  cordial  thanks 
to  the  noblemen  and  gentlemen  who 
signed  the  requisition,  convening  this 


1832.] 


Protestant  Affairs  in  Ireland, 


meeting — (hear,  hear.)  The  thanks  of 
the  Protestants  of  Ireland  are  justly  due, 
and  I  am  confident  will  be  awarded,  to 
those  noblemen  and  gentlemen  who  call- 
ed us  together  at  this  most  momentous 
crisis — (hear,  hear.)  We  are  met  here 
to  discuss  the  calamitous  situation  to 
which  the  Protestants  of  Ireland  are  re- 
duced by  the  infatuated  policy  of  his  Ma- 
jesty's present  Ministers — (hear,  hear.) 
I  am  confident  that  the  Protestants  of 
Ireland  will  respond  to  the  call  this  day 
made  on  them,  and  that  they  will  now, 
as  they  have  ever  done,  shew  their  at- 
tachment to  those  principles  which  pla- 
ced his  Majesty's  family  on  the  throne 
of  these  realms,  and  to  the  civil  and  re- 
ligious institutions  of  the  country — (hear, 
hear,  hear) — which  are  at  this  moment 
endangered  by  the  conduct  of  the  Go- 
vernment—(hear,  hear,  hear.)  From  the 
period  of  the  Revolution  of  1688  to  the 
time  of  the  legislative  Union,  it  had  been 
considered  that  the  interests  of  England 
and  those  of  the  Protestants  of  Ireland 
were  identified  and  indissolubly  united — 
that  this  unity  of  interest  was  essential 
to  the  maintenance  of  the  connexion  be- 
tween the  two  countries — and  that  upon 
all  occasions  they  would  naturally  sup- 
port each  other.  Upon  this  ground  the 
Irish  Protestants  placed  the  most  im- 
plicit confidence  on  the  British  Govern- 
ment. I  lament  to  say  that  the  latter 
period  of  our  history  displays  a  sad  re- 
verse— this  friendly  policy  seems  now  to 
be  abandoned,  and  the  Irish  Protestant 
is  looked  upon  with  jealousy  and  distrust. 
Nothing,  however,  can  be  mathemati- 
cally more  capable  of  demonstration  than 
this,  that  if  Protestantism  be  put  down 
in  Ireland,  the  separation  of  the  two 
countries  must  follow — (hear,  hear,  hear) 
.—and  it  requires  no  great  political  saga- 
city to  foresee,  that  the  downfall  of  the 
British  empire  must  be  the  direct  con- 
sequence— (hear,  hear,  hear. )  I  there- 
fore think  that  the  result  of  this  meet- 
ing will  not  merely  tend  to  the  bene- 
fit of  the  Protestants  of  Ireland,  but 
to  the  welfare  of  the  empire  at  large 
— (hear,  hear.)  Now  let  us  for  a  mo- 
ment consider  what  were  the  induce- 
ments held  out  to  the  Protestants  of  Ire- 
land at  the  time  of  the  Union,  and  which 
succeeded  in  gaining  for  that  measure 
the  support  of  many  most  powerful  in- 
terests which  were  attached  to  the  Pro- 
testant cause.  It  was  held  forth  to  them 
by  the  Government  of  the  day,  that,  as 
matters  stood  before  the  Union,  the  Pro- 
testants were  but  a  small  minority  in 
Ireland,  and  that  therefore  a  strong  ar- 
gument could  be  supported,  that  their 
religion,  as  being  that  of  tho  minority, 
VOL.  XXXI.  NO.  CLXXXrX. 


81 

should  not  in  justice  continue  to  be  the 
established  religion  of  the  country,  but 
that  when  the  two  separate  kingdoms 
were  united,  and  their  population  amal- 
gamated, the  great  preponderance  of 
numbers  would  be  in  favour  of  the  Pro- 
testants, which  consequently  ought  to 
be,  and  would  ever  continue  to  be,  the 
established  religion  of  the  United  King- 
dom ;  that  this  was  the  case,  I  can  re- 
fer with  confidence  to  my  noble  friend 
opposite,  who  recollects  the  events  at 
that  period — (hear,  hear,  from  Lord  Long- 
ford.) Accordingly  the  faith  of  the  Go- 
vernment was  pledged  upon  this  point, 
and  by  the  5th  article  of  the  Union  it  re- 
ceived legislative  sanction.  It  was  en- 
acted, that  the  separate  churches  of  Eng- 
land and  Ireland  should  merge  in  the 
united  church  of  Great  Britain  and  Ire- 
land—" That  the  continuance  and  pre- 
servation of  the  united  church  should  be 
deemed  and  taken  as  an  essential  and  fun- 
damental part  of  the  Union. "  We  now  see 
that  it  is  the  intention  of  his  Majesty's 
Ministers  to  introduce  measures  in  di- 
rect violation  of  this  national  compact,  so 
essential  to  the  integrity  of  the  British  em- 
pire, and  to  deal  with  the  church  in  Ireland 
in  a  different  manner  from  that  which 
they  intend  to  pursue  towards  the  church 
in  England.  Is  this  good  faith?  Is  it 
honourable,  after  we  have  confidingly 
given  up  our  own  legislature?  Every 
measure  adopted  by  the  present  Mini- 
stry, every  appointment  made  by  the 
Irish  Government,  indicates  their  deter- 
mination to  trample  on  the  Protestants 
of  Ireland.  If,  however,  we  are  united 
amongst  ourselves,  we  need  not  fear. 
With  the  blessing  of  God,  we  shall  de- 
feat the  machinations  of  our  enemies. 
From  this  day's  meeting,  at  which  I  see 
influential  noblemen  and  gentlemen  from 
every  part  of  Ireland,  and  from  the  cor- 
dial unanimity  and  patriotic  spirit  which 
prevails,  I  foresee  the  most  happy  re- 
sults. With  the  majority  which  the  Mi- 
nisters can  now  command  in  the  House 
of  Commons,  I  entertain  but  little  doubt 
that  they  will  carry  any  measure  they 
propose,  through  that  House ;  but,  thank 
God,  there  is  a  conservative  power  else- 
where, which  has  already  shewn  itself 
able  and  willing  to  control  the  democra- 
tic spirit  of  the  Commons — (cheers) — 
and  which,  I  trust,  will  extend  its  protec- 
tion to  our  cause,  if  a  Ministry  shall  be 
found  daring  enough  to  introduce  mea- 
sures subversive  of  those  principles  which 
the  King  at  his  coronation  has  sworn  to 
maintain."  (Loud  cheers.) 

This  resolution  was  seconded  by  Sir 
Henry  Brooke,  Bart.,  ^vho  declared 


Protestant  Affairs  in  Ireland, 


82 

it  to  be  his  opinion,  from  looking  at 
the  recent  appointments  to  the  Edu- 
cation Board,  and,  at  the  same  time, 
the  continuation  of  the  grant  to  May- 
nooth  College,  that  the  consequence 
of  the  measures  of  the  Ministry  would 
be  to  establish  Popery  in  Ireland — 
and  subject  all  things  to  a  Jesuitical 
party  under  the  control  of  the  Popish 
hierarchy.  The  Ministry  are  led,  he 
said,  by  a  party  of  men  who  never 
will  give  up  their  views  till  they  are 
firmly  and  strongly  resisted  by  the 
Protestant  population  of  Ireland. 
Henceforward,  then,  let  all  disunion 
be  banished  from  among  Protestants, 
so  that  they  may  present  to  their 
enemies  an  unconquerable  phalanx, 
united  as  one  man  for  the  preserva- 
tion of  all  most  dear.  Sir  Henry 
Brooke  knows  too  well  the  true  na- 
ture of  that  institution  to  speak  cold- 
ly of  Orangemen.  But  for  their  ex- 
ertions, at  a  former  period,  he  says, 
"  we  should  not  now  be  sitting  in 
this  room,  consulting  how  the  evils 
with  which  we  are  at  present  threat- 
ened may  be  averted.  I  may  be  per- 
mitted to  speak  of  them,  inasmuch 
as,  in  the  year  1 798, 1  was  one  of  the 
very  first  men  who  was  sworn  in  an 
Orangeman.  It  was  the  Orangemen 
who  put  down  the  rebellion  of  that 
period,  and  to  that  loyal  body  you 
must  look,  at  this  almost  equally 
eventful  crisis,  again  for  support." 

The  fourth  resolution,  which  was 
moved  by  Colonel  Perceval,  and  se- 
conded by  the  Rev.  Holt  Waring,  is 
a  comprehensive  one — "  That  while  it 
is  impossible  within  the  limits  of  a 
Resolution  to  enumerate  all  the 
grounds  of  this  general  belief,  yet, 
among  many  which  might  be  added, 
we  specify  the  following,  as  in  them- 
selves sufficient  to  establish  the  jus- 
tice of  the  connexion.  First,  the  con- 
duct of  the  Government  in  permit- 
ting the  formation  and  continuance 
of  unconstitutional  and  mischievous 
associations,  whose  efforts  are  evi- 
dently directed  to  crush  the  powers 
of  the  Government;  the  gross  par- 
tiality exhibited  in  the  administra- 
tion of  the  powers  of  the  Govern- 
ment in  many  cases,  but  particular- 
ly as  instanced  in  the  policy  which 
Induced  the  dismissal  from  the  yeo- 
inanry  corps  of  individuals,  who,  in 
their  capacity  as  private  citizens, 
engaged  in  the  long-established  ce- 
lebration of  events  to  which  the  peo- 
ple of  these  countries  owe  their  li- 


[Jan. 


berties,  and  the  King  his  throne, 
while  processions  of  a  really  objec- 
tionable and  dangerous  description 
are  permitted  in  the  streets  of  the 
metropolis,  and  the  head  and  insti- 
gator of  these  processions  honoured 
and  promoted ;  the  treatment  by  the 
Government  of  the  Protestant  clergy 
during  the  late  and  present  invasion 
of  their  property,  and  the  encourage- 
ment afforded  to  that  systematic  op- 
position, as  evinced  in  the  remission 
of  the  sentence  of  those  legally  con- 
victed of  that  conspiracy;  the  con- 
duct of  the  Government  in  withdraw- 
ing from  societies  established  for  the 
promotion  of  scriptural  education 
the  customary  Parliamentary  grants, 
while  pecuniary  support  continues 
to  be  given  to  the  Roman  Catholic 
College  of  Maynooth,  not  only  by 
abandoning  the  system  of  education 
which  hitherto  so  admirably  accom* 
plished  the  purposes  for  which  it 
was  designed,  but  by  transferring 
its  superintendence  into  the  hands 
of  those  who  do  not  possess  the  con- 
fidence of  the  people  of  Ireland."  In 
commenting — which  he  does  most 
ably — on  the  different  clauses  of  this 
resolution,  Colonel  Perceval  speaks 
of  that  association  which  meets  two 
or  three  times  a-week  in  the  city  of 
Dublin,  within  a  short  distance  of 
the  nominal  government,  whose 
powers  it  assumes,  and  from  which 
it  derives  its  strength.  For  have  they 
not  heaped  honours  upon  the  man 
who  originated  it,  the  man,  whose 
declared  object  now  is  a  repeal  of 
the  Union,  and  who,  after  having 
disavowed  in  his  place  in  Parlia- 
ment an  ulterior  object,  now  as  pub- 
licly  declares,  that  he  has  ulterior 
objects?  "This  man  is  upheld  by 
the  weak  and  vacillating  Government 
with  which  we  are  cursed."  (Loud 
shouts.)  Colonel  Perceval  says  he  is 
almost  afraid  to  trust  himself  with  a 
comment  on  the  appointments  which 
have  recently  taken  place — the  coun- 
ty (Sligo)  which  he  represents  ha» 
virig  been  treated  with  peculiar  in- 
sult. But  let  this  excellent  man 
speak  for  himself. 

"  But  I  cannot  help  bearing  my  testi- 
mony of  the  thraldom  in  which  the  Go- 
vernment is  held  by  certain  members  of 
Parliament,  who  appear  to  act  under  the 
control  of  the  great  agitator,  who  com- 
pelled  the  Government  to  admit  that  the 
party  were  too  strong  for  them— (hear, 
hear,  hear  N  These  gentlemen  were  not 


1832.] 


Protestant  Affairs  in  Ireland. 


satisfied  with  the  finding  of  a  grand  jury, 
or  the  verdict  of  a  petite  jury;  no,  my 
lord,  nothing  would  satisfy  them  but  the 
degradation  of  loyal  and  independent  gen- 
tlemen, if  it  was  in  the  power  of  such 
persons  to  degrade — (cheers.)  We  see 
in  the  Newtonbarry  case  how  Govern- 
ment ferreted  out  a  case,  in  order,  if 
possible,  to  attach  a  stigma  upon  loyal 
men — (hear,  hear,  hear.)  But,  let  me 
ask,  are  the  Government  always  anxious 
to  detect  and  punish  murders?  Have 
they  never  permitted  an  undoubted  cri- 
minal to  escape,  if  that  criminal  were  of 
the  favoured  religion  ?  Why,  my  lord,  we 
all  recollect  the  apathy  which  Govern- 
ment exhibited  when  a  man  was  murder- 
ed by  a  priest — in  Roscommon,  I  think, 
it  was — (hear,  hear.)  There  was  no  ex- 
pression of  disappointment  at  his  escape, 
though  the  murder  was  said  to  have  been 
perpetrated  in  the  presence  of  sixteen 
persons.  (Hear,  hear.)  There  were  no 
proclamations  issued  offering  a  reward 
for  his  apprehension — (hear,  hear) — And 
why  was  this?  Because  the  murderer  was 
a  Popish  priest — (hear,  hear,  hear.)— 
With  respect  to  the  processions  which 
were  permitted  to  take  place,  they  oc- 
curred so  recently,  and  under  our  own  ob- 
servation, that  it  is  unnecessary  for  me 
to  direct  attention  to  them.  The  reso- 
lution proceeds  thus: — 'The  treatment 
by  the  Government  of  the  Protestant 
clergy,  during  the  late  and  present  inva- 
sion of  their  property,  and  the  encou- 
ragement afforded  to  that  systematic  op- 
position, as  evinced  in  the  remission  01 
the  sentence  of  those  legally  convicted  of 
that  conspiracy.'  And  have  not,  m 
lord,  the  clergy  a  right  to  complain  ?  Go- 
vernment have  extended  what  they  call 
mercy,  but  what  I  call  injustice — (hear, 
hear,  hear) — to  two  persons,  convicted 
of  the  crime  of  conspiring  to  prevent  the 
legal  collection  of  tithes.  The  Govern- 
ment, my  lord,  have  evinced  favouritism 
for  every  thing  anti- Protestant.  The  re- 
solution goes  on  to  say, — '  The  conduct 
of  the  Government  in  withdrawing  from 
societies  established  for  the  promotion  of 
scriptural  education  the  customary  Par- 
liamentary grants,  while  pecuniary  sup- 
port continues  to  be  given  to  the  Roman 
Catholic  College  of  Maynootb,  not  only 
by  abandoning  the  system  of  education 
which  hitherto  so  admirably  accomplished 
the  purposes  for  which  it  was  designed, 
but  by  transferring  its  superintendence 
into  the  hands  of  those  who  do  not  pos- 
sess the  confidence  of  the  Protestants  of 
Ireland.'  Now,  my  lords  and  gentlemen, 
with  respect  to  the  Kildare-place  Society, 
it  appears,  if  we  are  to  believe  Mr  O'Con- 
nell,  that  a  fortnight  before  Mr  Stanley 


m 

left  Ireland,  he  was  decided  in  his  inten- 
tion of  supporting  that  grant.  He,  how- 
ever, as  you  all  know,  soon  after  his  arri- 
val in  England,  changed  his  mind.  I 
asked  Mr  O'Connellhow  it  was  that  such 
an  alteration  had  taken  place  in  the  views 
of  the  Right  Honourable  Secretary?  and 
he  informed  me  that  he,  and  a  few  of  his 
party,  intimidated  him — (loud  cries  of 
hear,  hear.)  That  was  Mr  O*  Council's 
answer  to  myself — (hear,  hear,  hear.)  I 
will  now  refer  to  a  few  facts  which  -came 
under  my  special  observation,  and  which 
will  further  shew  the  vacillation  of  the 
Government.  (Hear,  hear.)  I  refer  par- 
ticularly to  the  Arms'  Bill.  (Cheers.) 
I  had  the  honour  to  be  one  of  a  body  of 
members  of  the  House  of  Commons  who 
waited  upon  the  Chief  Secretary,  to  as- 
sure him  of  our  support  in  that  measure, 
and  we  were  led  to  suppose  that  Mr  Stan- 
ley would  persevere  in  it.  Mr  Stanley  is 
a  Cabinet  Minister,  and  he,  of  course, 
spoke  the  sentiments  of  the  rest  of  the 
Cabinet,  and  had  in  fact  introduced  a 
measure  matured  in  the  Cabinet.  The 
very  next  day,  however,  after  having  had 
an  interview  with  Mr  O'Connell,  he  suc- 
cumbed to  the  dictation  of  the  demagogue, 
— (cheers) — and  withdrew  the  measure. 
What  he  said  was,  that  he  gave  up  the 
measure  in  obedience  to  the  wishes  of  an 
influential  party  in  that  House,  to  whose 
opinions  he  acknowledged  he  was  dispo- 
sed to  pay  every  respect;  nay,  farther, 
that  they  enjoyed  his  confidence.  (Cries 
of,  Oh  !  oh  !)  My  lord,  after  this  state- 
ment, lam  sure  no  person  can  object  to 
the  resolutions  being  too  strong.  (Hear, 
hear.)  There  can,  I  think,  exist  but  lit- 
tle doubt  in  any  man's  mind,  that  the 
party  who  are  at  present  called  to  the 
councils  of  the  King,  are  determined  to 
overturn  all  the  Protestant  institutions  of 
the  country — and,  above  all,  to  sacrifice 
the  Protestant  Church."  (Hear,  hear, 
hear. ) 

A  better  speech  than  that  of  the 
Rev.  Holt  Waring  never  was  deli- 
vered, because  every  syllable  in  it  is 
true,  and  on  a  subject  on  which  every 
syllable  uttered  by  the  Papists  is  false. 
With  respect  to  the  grievances  which 
the  Irish  Protestants  suffer,  they  are 
of  so  atrocious  a  nature,  so  mani- 
fest, and  had  been  so  eloquently  de- 
tailed, that  there  is  no  need — he 
says — for  their  enumeration.  He 
therefore  turns  to  another  topic,  on 
which  so  many  gross,  and  base,  and 
pernicious  lies  have  for  so  long  a 
period  been  in  course  of  telling,  by 
the  unblushing,because  brazenfaced, 
friends  of  a  system  of  religious  and 


Protestant  Affairs  in  Ireland,. 


84 

political  tyranny,  under  which  no- 
thing can  flourish  but  slavery  and 
superstition. 

"  It  would  be  well,  my  lord,  however, 
to  enquire  who  and  what  the  Protestants 
of  Ireland  are,  and  having  ascertained 
that,  to  determine  whether  or  not  they 
are  entitled  to  the  sympathy  of  their  fel- 
low countrymen  in  Great  Britain,  and  to 
the  protection  of  Government — (hear, 
hear.)  The  Protestants  of  Ireland,  my 
lord,  were  originally  an  advanced  guard, 
or  rather  a  forlorn  hope,  of  the  army  of 
civilisation  thrown  out  by  England  to 
humanize  this  kingdom — (hear,  hear.) 
They  came  over,  my  lord,  to  this  coun- 
try, and  found  that  ignorance  and  bar- 
barism prevailed  to  such  a  degree,  that 
they  found  it  extremely  difficult  to  obtain 
a  footing.  In  fact  the  inhabitants  of  the 
worst  of  the  South  Sea  Islands  were  in  a 
state  of  civilisation  compared  with  the 
native  Irish.  The  Protestants  came 
here  under  the  promises  of  English  sup- 
port, and  for  some  time  the  Government 
of  England  did  give  all  the  assistance 
they  required — under  the  fostering  aus- 
pices of  England,  they  established  order 
and  true  religion  where  they  found  out- 
rage and  superstition  in  full  possession. 
They  brought  with  them  the  religion  of 
the  Gospel— through  their  energies,  and 
by  their  care,  manufactures,  liberal  arts, 
and  agriculture  flourished — in  fact,  every 
thing  beneficial  followed  in  their  train : 
but  notwithstanding  all  their  efforts  to 
impart  intelligence  and  humanize  the 
country,  they  have  been  opposed  through- 
out, from  the  very  hour  of  their  land- 
ing up  to  the  present  period,  by  the  ob- 
stinate and  misguided  race  they  sought 
to  benefit.  Still,  though  impeded,  they 
continued  to  advance  so  long  as  they 
were  encouraged  by  the  Government  of 
England,  but  since  liberality  has  become 
fashionable,  they  have  been  neglected — 
shamefully  neglected,  and  cast  off  by  that 
Government,  which  was  bound  to  afford 
them  protection  and  support— (hear,hear, 
hear,) — and  a  lamentable  relapse  has 
begun.  The  religion  of  the  natives  was 
allowed  to  encroach  upon  them  by  de- 
grees, the  safeguards  were  one  by  one 
relaxed,  till  at  length  every  law  which 
was  originally  enacted  for  the  preserva- 
tion of  the  Protestants  was  repealed. 
So  far  from  this  line  of  conduct  being  met 
with  a  corresponding  feeling  on  the  part 
of  these  natives,  so  far  from  exciting  their 
gratitude,  not  a  single  boon  was  ever 
granted  to  them  that  was  not  met  with 
increased  hostility  on  their  parts — (hear, 
hear,  hear,)  Every  thing  was  done  by 


[Jan. 


the  Protestants  to  promote  good  feeling 
—nothing  was  left  untried  to  conciliate 
the  professors  of  the  Romish  religion, 
but  all  our  attempts  proved  fruitless— 
(hear,  hear.)  When  any  step  at  con- 
ciliation was  made  on  our  part,  they  in- 
variably receded,  and  the  result  of  each 
attempt  was,  that  they  demanded  of  us 
to  go  one  step  farther — (cheers.)  Such 
is  the  description  of  the  Irish  Protestants, 
and  such  is  the  situation  which  so  loudly 
calls  on  them  for  complaint  and  remon- 
strance— (cheers.)  They  are  entitled  to 
support,  and  it  cannot  in  justice  be  with- 
held— (cheers.)  Protection  was  pled- 
ged to  them  by  the  act  of  Union,  and 
Ministers  are  bound  to  carry  that  act 
into  force — (hear,  hear.)  At  the  time 
that  act  was  passed,  the  Protestants  of 
Ireland  were  too  important  a  body  to  be 
set  at  defiance.  They  had  not  at  that 
time  descended  the  hill  to  parley  in  the 
plain — (cheers) — at  that  period  they  were 
not  trampled  upon  as  they  have  been  since 
— (hear,  hear,  hear.)  At  the  Union 
they  were  not  described  as  a  paltry  fac- 
tion— (hear,  hear.)  Their  voice,  and 
that  of  their  aristocracy,  at  that  period 
was  not  described  as  the  whisper  of  a  fac- 
tion— (loud  cries  of  hear.)  No,  my  Lord, 
their  voice  was  considered  then  as  the 
shout  of  men  plumed  with  victory  over  a 
deep-laid  and  murderous  rebellion,  who 
had  upheld  the  throne  and  altar  of  Great 
Britain,  and  whose  opinions  ought  to  be 
consulted — they  were  described  at  that 
period,  as  they  may  at  the  present,  as 
possessing  19-20ths  of  the  intelligence, 
wealth,  and  respectability  of  the  kingdom, 
and  a  still  larger  proportion  of  its  ho- 
nesty and  liberality — (hear,  hear.)  I  feel 
we  may  be  justified  in  supposing  it  to  be 
the  policy  of  the  present  Government  to 
depress  every  thing  Protestant  in  Ireland, 
aye,  and  perhaps  in  England  too ;  but  it 
manifestly  is,  with  respect  to  this  country, 
at  least  ultimately  to  extinguish  the  Pro- 
testants of  Ireland — (cheers.)  Thehon. 
member  who  preceded  me,  did  not  wish 
to  give  utterance  to  his  feelings  with 
respect  to  the  appointment  of  a  Lord- 
Lieutenant  to  the  county  which  he  so 
faithfully  and  zealously  represents.  I 
honour  his  feelings,  and  participate  in  his 
honest  indignation.  Is  it  not  notorious 
that  an  alteration  took  place  in  the  nomi- 
nation to  that  appointment,  through  the 
intimidation,  or  I  may  say  dictation,  of 
Mr  O'Connell  ?  But,  my  lord,  I  cannot 
stop  here — I  cannot  look  towards  your 
lordship,  or  to  the  much-respected  noble- 
man who  sits  near  you,  without  remem- 
bering with  unmixed  regret  the  line  of 
conduct  which  has  been  pursued  towards 


J832.] 


Protestant  Affairs  in  Ireland. 


you.  I  mean,  in  the  first  place,  to  refer 
to  the  Lord-Lieutenancy  of  Louth,  if  I 
can  do  so  without  trespassing  on  your 
lordship's  feelings.  After  the  declara- 
tion that  rank  and  county  influence  were 
in  all  possible  cases  to  guide  the  choice, 
they  have  passed  by  your  lordship,  whose 
rank  and  general  estimation  established 
the  claims,  and  whose  character  for  in- 
tegrity, talent,  and  moral  worth,  would 
have  added  efficiency  and  responsibility  to 
the  appointment — (cheers.)  Your  lord- 
ship they  have  passed  over,  and,  as  if  they 
would  make  the  injury  more  galling,  they 
have  also  disregarded  Lord  Oriel,  the 
worthy  successor  and  representative  of 
the  wise,  steady,  and  patriotic  John  Fos- 
ter— (hear,  hear) — to  thrust  a  Governor, 
who,  however  he  may  be  privately  re- 
spectable, has  no  other  qualification  that 
we  are  acquainted  with  for  being  Lord- 
Lieutenant  of  Louth,  than  professing  that 
religion  which  our  rulers  seem  determined 
to  wade  every  injustice,  no  matter  how 
foul  or  deep,  to  advance — (cheers. )  Nor 
do  the  Protestants  look  with  less  dis- 
approbation or  contempt  at  the  indignity 
in  a  similar  way  offered  to  the  noble  lord 
near  the  chair,  (Lord  Farnham,)  to  whom 
the  Protestants  and  every  well-wisher  to 
his  country  look  up  as  the  steady,  the 
patriotic,  the  wise  and  efficient  friend  of 
all  our  best  interests.  He,  too,  must  be 
deprived  of  the  power,  which  he  is  so 
competent  and  so  worthy  to  be  intrusted 
with,  and  why? — the  reason  is  amusing- 
it  seems,  forsooth,  his  lordship  is  warm 
and  zealous  in  the  support  of  Protestant 
institutions,  an  ardent  lover  of  justice, 
and  an  opposer  of  corruption ;  and  so 
they  say  he  is  a  party  man,  and  therefore 
unworthy  of  trust.  This  is  doubtless  a 
sufficient  reason,  if  true  ;  but  before  we 
allow  it,  let  us  see  what  is  a  party 
man  ?  Of  course  Lord  Cloncurry  is  not 
a  party  man — (cries  of  hear,  hear,  hear.) 
He  has  himself,  however,  in  that  ebulli- 
tion of  stupidity  and  egotism  which  he 
lately  inflicted  on  the  public,  pleaded 
guilty  of  being  an  United  Irishman — 
(cheers) — and  boasts  of  his  sufferings  in 
behalf  of  a  body  who  filled  the  land  with 
rebellion  and  murder,  and  triumphantly 
exults  in  the  speedy  accomplishment  of 
the  objects  of  that  patriotic  body,  by 
means  less  dangerous  than  those  which 
were  so  near  decorating  his  lordship  with 
a  halter — (cheers.)  Of  course  this  lord, 
I  will  not  say  nobleman,  is  no  party  man, 
or  he  never  would  have  been  advanced  in 
dignity,  and  his  vast  talents  and  respecta- 
bility would  have  been  lost  as  an  adviser 
of  his  Majesty,  and  an  influential  meddler 
in  Irish  affairs — (hear.)  Can  it. then  be 


85 

wondered  at  if  the  Protestants  of  Ireland 
should  feel  dejected  and  discontented  with 
the  present  administration  of  affairs  ?— . 
(hear,  hear,  hear.)  But  now,  my  lord,  to 
descend  to  what  may  appear  of  less  im- 
portance, though  when  combined  with  the 
others  becomes  no  slight  matter — I  allude 
to  the  manner  in  which  the  Government 
persecute  all  persons,  even  to  the  lowest 
situations,  who  exhibit  any  symptom  of 
Protestant  feeling — (hear,  hear.)  Now, 
my  lord,  with  respect  to  the  processions 
of  the  Orangemen,  about  which  such  an 
outcry  has  been  raised,  I  will  not  now 
argue  whether  they  be  right  or  wrong, 
wise  or  imprudent — but  this  I  will  say, 
that  they  were  taught  us  by  the  Govern- 
ment of  the  country — (hear,  hear,  hear.) 
I  myself  well  remember,  and  many  I  see 
around  me  cannot  have  forgotten,  the  time 
when  the  Lord-Lieutenant,  accompanied 
by  all  the  influential  persons  in  the  state, 
proceeded  on  every  5th  November,  in 
grand  procession  to  College-green,  and 
paraded  round  the  statue  of  King  William; 
the  horses  of  the  Lord  Chancellor,  the 
Speaker,  and  the  nobility  and  gentry  who 
accompanied  them,  were  tricked  out  in 
Orange  ribbons,  the  statue  decorated,  and 
the  whole  forming  such  a  noble  display  of 
high  Protestant  feeling,  as  would  satisfy 
the  most  zealous  Orangeman  in  the  king- 
dom— (cheers.)  These  scenes,  my  lord, 
were  the  delight  of  my  childhood,  and  I 
have  not  forgotten  them  in  my  old  age — 
(cheers.)  What,  let  me  ask,  is  the  case 
now  ?  Why,  my  lord,  a  respectable  young 
man,  who  resides  at  Lurgan,  and  who 
held  the  office  of  distributor  of  stamps 
there,  at  a  salary  of  perhaps  some  twenty 
pounds  a-year,  was  not  I  say  considered 
worthy  of  being  trusted  with  the  distribu- 
tion of  twopenny  stamps  because  he  was 
an  Orangeman,  and  wore  an  orange  rib- 
bon on  the  12th  of  July,  and  he  was  ac- 
cordingly dismissed.  The  Orangemen  of 
Ireland,  my  lord,  have  already  suppressed 
one  rebellion,  and  they  may,  ere  long,  be 
called  upon  to  trample  down  another — 
(cheers.)  They  have  always  been  found 
ready  to  support  the  law,  and  is  it  thus 
they  should  be  rewarded  ?  is  this  the  gra- 
titude they  are  to  expect  if  they  should 
again  be  required  to  stand  forward  in  their 
country's  cause? — (hear,  hear.)  It  is, 
however,  for  that  cause  they  originally 
united,  and  for  upholding  which  they  still 
continue  combined — (cheers.)  The  ob- 
jects of  the  Government  must  be  appa- 
rent to  every  person,  their  conduct  is 
liable  to  but  one  construction— they  first 
court  the  Orangemen  and  take  part  in 
their  processions— they  arm  them — they 
find  them  brave,  devoted,  stanch,  victo- 


86 

rious  ;  at  first  they  acknowledge  this  with 
thanks — they  soon  proceed  to  neglect, 
then  to  discountenance,  and  at  length 
they  persecute,  and  they  will,  if  they  can, 
finally  destroy  them — (hear,  hear,  hear.) 
I  think  then,  my  lord,  that  the  Resolu- 
tion is  borne  out,  that  the  Protestants 
have  cause,  abundant  cause,  for  complaint. 
Indeed,  the  Resolution,  I  think,  only  goes 
part  of  the  way;  it  details  but  a  small 
portion  indeed  of  the  grievances  of  which 
we  complain.  Now,  it  is  important  that 
these  grievances  should  be  laid  at  the  foot 
of  the  throne.  It  is  not  possible,  my 
lord,  that  a  son  of  George  the  Third  can 
be  insensible  to  our  wrongs ;  it  is  impos- 
sible that  the  feelings  of  the  Protestants 
of  Ireland,  who  all  but  adored  the  father, 
can  be  outraged  by  the  son — (hear,  hear.) 
Did  his  Majesty  but  know  the  causes  of 
our  discontent,  he,  I  am  satisfied,  would 
right  us.  In  his  paternal  care,  in  his  ge- 
nerous solicitude  for  us,  our  last  best 
hope  is  reposed.  One  part  of  the  legis- 
lature has  been  corrupted,  and  the  other 
is  assailed — (hear,  hear) — and  the  prero- 
gative of  the  Crown  is,  I  fear,  about  to 
be  exercised  to  corrupt  that  portion  which 
hitherto  supported  us.  Let  us  therefore 
appeal  to  the  King.  His  illustrious  fa- 
mily were  placed  on  the  throne  expressly 
to  support  Protestant  principles,  and  I 
cannot  bring  myself  to  believe  that  an 
appeal  to  the  Monarch,  admired  as  he  is 
for  generous  feelings  and  love  of  justice, 
will  be  made  in  vain.  The  Orangemen 
of  Ireland  participate  in  this  feeling.  I 
am  one  of  the  earliest  members  of  their 
institution,  and  one  of  its  most  steadfast, 
though  perhaps  ineffective  supporters  ; 
and  I  fearlessly  assert  that  that  body  has 
shewn  a  degree  of  forbearance  under  ac- 
cumulated injuries,  unparalleled  in  the 
annals  of  history— (hear,  hear.)  They 
Were  in  a  great  degree  deserted  by  those 
to  whom  they  looked  up  for  countenance 
or  advice.  They  had,  it  is  true,  a  few, 
and  but  a  few,  high  and  illustrious  sup- 
porters, and  their  salutary  influence  shew- 
ed what  good  might  have  been  achieved 
by  a  different  treatment — (hear.)  One 
Of  these  illustrious  Princes,  alas !  alas ! 
now  no  more,  had  he  lived  to  the  present 
moment,  would  have  sympathized  with 
our  feelings,  and  powerfully  aided  his  be- 
loved and  illustrious  relative  in  our  sup- 
port. The  Orangemen  were  goaded  on 
one  hand,  and  either  despised  or  neglect- 
ed on  the  other — (hear,  hear.)  They 
have  been  waylaid  and  murdered  by  their 
implacable  enemies — (hear,  hear.)  They 
Could  not  attend  their  ordinary  occupa- 
tions in  either  fairs  or  markets  without 
being  insulted,  maltreated,  and  abused— 


Protestant  Affairs  in  Ireland. 


[Jan. 


(hear,  hear) — and  though  their  lives  were 
constantly  endangered,  and  not  unfre- 
quently  made  a  sacrifice,  they  did  not  re- 
taliate according  to  the  power  they  pos- 
sessed—(hear,  hear.)  They  did  defend 
themselves,  it  is  true,  when  they  were 
attacked — (hear,  hear)— and  God  forbid 
they  should  not— (cheers)— but  all  at- 
tempts to  fix  the  first  aggression  on  them 
has  failed — (cheers.)  It  has  been  the 
habit  heretofore  to  disclaim  all  alliance 
with  the  Orangemen, and  to  sneer  at  what 
was  called  their  ultra  loyalty,  arid  to  take 
for  truth  the  charge  of  persecution,  how- 
ever gross,  against  them.  These  accusa- 
tions, however,  are  all  unfounded.  They 
are  absolutely  a  defensive — a  conservative 
association— (cheers.)  They  seek  not  to 
disturb  any  man  in  the  exercise  of  his 
religion.  The  constitution  was  assailed 
—the  properties  and  lives  of  Protestants 
were  endangered,  and  to  support  the  one 
and  protect  the  other,  the  institution  was 
originally  formed,  and  still  continues  to 
hold  the  same  principles.  The  laws  were 
trampled  upon — the  constitution  which 
our  fathers  gained  for  us  at  the  glorious 
Revolution  of  1688  was  rebelliously  as- 
sailed and  endangered,  and  to  maintain 
it  they  arose  as  one  man,  heart  and  hand ; 
and  in  the  same  great  cause  they  now 
stand  firm  and  resolved.  I  find,  my  lord, 
I  am  led  beyond  the  bounds  to  which  I 
ought  to  confine  myself;  I  therefore  en- 
treat the  indulgence  of  this  meeting  for 
my  intrusion  on  their  patience,  and  beg 
to  have  the  honour  to  second  the  resolu- 
tion proposed  by  the  honourable  gentle- 
man who  preceded  me." — (Great  cheer- 
ing') 

The  other  resolutions,  moved  and 
seconded  by  Lord  Dunlo,  Colonel 
Blacker,  Lord  Valentia,  Edward  J. 
Cooper,  Esq.,  M.P.  for  Sligo,  George 
A.  Hamilton,  Esq.,  Lord  Viscount 
Mandeville,  and  D.  Crommelin,  Esq. 
are  equally  strong,  and  were  accom- 
panied by  able  and  eloquent  com- 
ments— "  That  while  our  local  grie- 
vances, and  the  deep  and  permanent 
injuries  with  which  we  are  threat- 
ened, have  led  us  to  dwell  upon  our 
own  wrongs,  we  fully  sympathize 
with  those  steady  and  resolute  men 
in  Great  Britain,  who  are  struggling 
to  preserve  the  Constitution  of  Eng- 
land, so  often  and  so  justly  called 
the  admiration  of  surrounding  na- 
tions ;  that  we  are  satisfied  that  such 
a  measure  of  Reform  as  that  pro- 
posed during  the  last  Session  of 
Parliament,  instead  of  introducing 
into  the  House  of  Commons  men  of 


1832.] 


Protestant  Affairs  in  Ireland. 


more  intelligence,  more  ability,  more 
virtue,  and  more  independence,  in 
place  of  those  who  at  present  com- 
pose that  assembly,  would  substitute 
ignorant  and  unprincipled  dema- 
gogues and  adventurers,  men  who 
would  impose  on  the  bad  passions 
of  incompetent  electors,  and  would 
direct  their  efforts  to  the  overthrow 
of  the  most  valuable  institutions  of 
this  country.  That  the  Irish  Pro- 
testants are  no  paltry  faction,  as  they 
have  been  represented,  but  a  gallant 
people,  possessing  a  moral  and  phy- 
sical energy,  which  no  power  can 
crush — comprising  the  vast  propor- 
tion of  the  property,  education,  and 
industry  of  Ireland — the  descendants 
of  the  brave  men  who  won  privileges 
and  rights  which  their  posterity  must 
not  forfeit  by  indolence  and  neglect." 
"  We  trust  that  that  loyal  and  reso- 
lute body  of  men  who  belong  to  the 
Orange  institution  of  Ireland,  who 
so  often  and  so  successfully  have 
come  forward  in  defence  of  the  laws 
and  Constitution  of  their  country 
in  times  of  peril,  will  not  now  be 
unmindful  of  the  noble  principles 
on  which  they  have  associated,  and 
that  they,  and  all  the  other  classes 
of  our  Protestant  brethren,  will  co- 
operate with  us  in  making  the  most 
urgent  and  decisive  statement  of  our 
wrongs  to  our  most  gracious  sove- 
reign." "  That  while  we  call  upon 
all  Irish  Protestants  for  their  instant 
and  entire  co-operation,  we  would, 
in  the  strongest  language,  impress 
upon  them  the  most  implicit  obe- 
dience to  the  law,  and  of  avoiding 
every  occasion  leading  even  remotely 
to  a  disturbance  of  the  public  peace  ; 
to  the  Protestant  Clergy  of  all  deno- 
minations we  need  say  nothing,  but 
assure  them  of  our  anxiety  to  pre- 
serve them  in  that  condition  in  which 
they  have  been  so  effective  in  the 
inculcation  of  scriptural  truth,  and 
of  the  knowledge  and  practice  of  all 
Christian  virtues." 

These  are  all  resolutions  of  the 
right  stamp,  and  worthy  of  the  Pro- 
testant Patriots  of  Ireland.  Lord 
Valentia  joins  the  previous  speakers 
in  their  indignant  reprobation  of  the 
insulting  and  injurious  conduct  of 
the  Ministry  towards  the  Preserva- 
tives. "  They  have  now,"  he  says, 
lc  been  upwards  of  twelve  months  in 
office,  and  not  a  single  appointment 
has  taken  place,  from  that  of  my 


87 

Lord  Plunkett  down  to  Mr  Corcoran, 
that  has  not  been  hostile  to  the  Pro- 
testant feeling  of  Ireland.  (Hear.) 
There  is  no  act  of  theirs,  from  that 
of  permitting  MrO'Connell  to  escape 
from  the  hands  of  justice,  down  to 
the  persecutions  of  the  magistrates 
and  the  yeomanry  of  Newtonbarry, 
that  is  not  characterised  by  the  same 
anti-Protestant  spirit.  (Hear — hear 
— hear.)  In  every  instance  which  we 
have  witnessed  of  the  exercise  of 
power  and  authority,  but  one  spirit 
appears  to  have  pervaded  their  ac- 
tions—but one  motive  appears  to 
have  influenced  them,  namely,  the 
discovery  of  the  most  insulting 
means  by  which  the  feelings  of  the 
Protestants  might  be  wounded,  their 
dearest  rights  invaded,  and,  finally, 
their  religion  exterminated.  (Cheers.) 
In  the  recent  appointments  to  the 
lords-lieutenant  of  counties,  have 
they  not  put  aside  men  of  station,  of 
rank  and  character ;  and  in  the  ap- 
pointments they  have  made,  have 
they  not  actually  added  insult  to  in- 
jury ?"  As  to  the  Reform  Bill,  he 
believes  that,  if  it  be  carried,  the 
repeal  of  the  Union  must  ensue,  and, 
as  a  necessary  consequence  of  that 
measure,  the  downfall  of  the  Pro- 
testant aristocracy;  and  that  if  the 
Irish  Reform  Bill  pass,  (what  is  it 
now  to  be  ?)  it  will  give  to  the 
Roman  Catholics  such  an  increase 
of  power  in  Parliament,  as  not  only 
to  injure  the  Protestant  interest,  but 
to  obstruct  any  administration  from 
carrying  on  the  affairs  of  the  state. 
In  that  event  affairs  would  be  of  a 
more  desperate  character  than  in 
England  ;  for  in  Ireland  they  would 
have  not  merely  to  contend  against 
the  democratic  encroachment  of  the 
mob,  but  against  a  mob  who  are 
blinded  by  priests,  and  led  astray 
by  mischievous  and  designing  dema- 
gogues, far  worse  than  any  yet  heard 
roaring  or  growling  in  England, 
though  there  the  many-headed  mon- 
ster has  been  bellowing  with  all  hi£ 
mouths. 

Mr  Cooper  and  Mr  Hamilton,  in 
the  few  words  they  use,  let  us  under- 
stand that  the  same  game  is  played 
in  Ireland  as  in  Britain— getting  up 
paltry  Reform  meetings,  at  which 
half-a-dozen  gentlemen,  at  the  most, 
shewed  their  faces,  red  with  disap- 
pointed shame— and  then  trumpeting 
in  newspapers  the  odious  omnega*- 


88 

therum  as  no  less  than  a  county- 
meeting,  expressive  by  its  voice  (oh ! 
what  a  stink  was  there,  my  country- 
men !)  of  the  moral  sentiments  of 
Ireland !  Thus,  in  Sligo  such  a 
wretched  assemblage  was  lately  got 
up,  the  gentlemen  present  being 
nearly  numerable  on  the  fingers  ; 
and  at  Kilmainham,  a  meeting,  pur- 
porting to  be  a  county  meeting,  was 
graced  by  the  presence  of  about  30 
out  of  1200  registered  freeholders — 
and  yet  the  address  will  be  present- 
ed to  the  King  as  emanating  from 
the  Freeholders  of  the  County  of 
Dublin  I 

Lord  Mandeville's  speech  is  little 
inferior  in  straight-forward  truthful- 
ness to  that  of  Mr  Waring.  The  fol- 
lowing passage  is  excellent,  and  well- 
timed  : — 

"  Such,  gentlemen,  are  the  terms  of 
the  Resolution  ;  but  why  does  it  appeal 
to  the  physical  force  of  the  Protestants 
of  Ireland?  Not  for  the  purpose  of 
threatening  or  intimidating  the  Gorern- 
ment;  but  in  declaring  that  ingredient 
in  their  political  importance,  it  does  a 
service  to  a  weak  Government,  by  shew- 
ing them  that  if  they  act  with  less  injus- 
tice and  more  impartiality  towards  them, 
that,  in  their  hour  of  peri],  they  may  cal- 
culate not  only  upon  a  tried  and  loyal 
body,  but  also  upon  the  support  of  those 
who  will  enable  them,  by  physical  means, 
if  they  should  become  necessary,  to  act 
independently  of  a  faction  which  now 
forces  them  not  only  to  abandon  mea- 
sures which  they  had  intended  to  pursue, 
but  to  originate  others  which  I  would 
fain  imagine  are  not  the  spontaneous 
productions  of  their  own  inclinations. 
The  resolution  states,  that  the  Irish 
Protestants  are  no  paltry  faction — (hear, 
hear.)  The  proportion  of  the  numbers  of 
Roman  Catholics,  as  stated  by  Mr  Les- 
lie Foster,  is  about  two  and  a  half  to  one, 
and  this  agrees  with  other  calculations  I 
have  heard,  in  making  the  Protestant  po- 
pulation about  two  millions  and  a  half-— 
(cheers.)  It  is  right  that  this  fact  should 
be  stated,  in  order  that  our  brethren  in 
England  and  Scotland  may  know  that  our 
number  is  so  large,  and  thereby  ensure 
us,  when  our  voice  is  heard,  their  sym- 
pathy and  support.  It  is  most  advisable 
to  do  away  the  error  that  exists  in  Eng- 
land with  respect  to  our  numbers.  The 
general  impression  there  is,  I  believe,  (at 
least  it  was  mine  until  I  came  to  this 
country,)  that  the  number  of  Protestants 
was  so  small,  that  their  opinions,  and  pri- 
vileges, and  rights,  could  not  be  put  in 


Protestant  Affairs  in  Ireland. 


[Jan. 


competition  with,  but  must  be  sacrificed 
to,  the  feelings  of  the  great  mass  of  the  pre- 
ponderating Roman  Catholic  population. 
Can  it  be  possible  for  a  moment  to  con- 
ceive that  their  feelings  and  interests  will 
not  be  considered,  when  it  is  known  that 
their  numbers  exceed  the  entire  population 
of  Scotland  ? — (hear,  hear. )  Moreover,  in 
calculating  the  physical  force  of  Ireland, 
something  besides  mere  numbers  ought 
to  be  taken  into  account — (hear,  hear.) 
We  must  bear  in  mind  the  moral  energy 
capable  of  applying  and  directing  that 
force — (cheers.)  I  simply  declare  the 
feelings  of  others  when  I  say  there  is  not 
a  Protestant  in  Ireland  who  does  not 
consider  that  he  is  the  descendant  of 
a  conqueror — (cheers)— that  there  is 
not  a  Protestant  in  Ireland  who  is  not 
imbued  with  that  recollection  of  the 
past,  which  assures  him  of  a  confident 
anticipation  of  the  future.  That  he  more- 
over is  determined  to  maintain  that  cha- 
racter which  is  his  inheritance,  whenever 
the  King,  the  Constitution,  and  the  laws 
shall  call  upon  him  to  do  so — (cheers.)  It 
is  also  necessary  that  the  people  of  Eng- 
land should  know  that  the  necessity  of 
the  combination  is  not  for  the  purpose 
of  resisting  the  legal  authorities,  but  is 
considered  necessary  in  order  to  prevent 
the  massacre  of  our  people.  For  I  feel 
conscious,  that  if  the  Protestants  were 
left  unprotected  by  these  means  of  self- 
preservation — if  the  Protestants  were  left 
unarmed  and  uncoinbined,  I  fear,  I  say, 
that  the  scenes  of  an  Irish  St  Bartholo- 
mew would  be  again  enacted — (loud  cries 
of  hear.)  With  respect  to  the  property 
of  the  Protestants,  I  have  no  hesitation 
in  saying,  that  not  only  are  nineteen- 
twentieths  of  the  wealth  and  respectabi- 
lity on  our  side,  but  we  have  actually 
that  which,  among  a  free  people,  will 
create  wealth,  viz.  a  greater  proportion  of 
morality,  and  sobriety,  and  activity.  I 
must  say  for  myself,  that  I  have  not  dis- 
covered a  want  of  sobriety  or  honesty  on 
the  part  of  the  peasantry  any  where,  ex- 
cept where  they  had  not  Protestant  prin- 
ciples to  actuate  them." 

His  Lordship  then  speaks,  in  terms 
equally  just  and  animated,  of  the 
Orange  institution,  as  being  compo- 
sed of  a  loyal  body  of  men,  not  con- 
tenting themselves  with  clamorously 
proclaiming  the  general  popularity 
of  the  individual  who  sits  upon  the 
Throne,  but  who  have  always,  by  their 
deeds,  declared  their  devotion  to  king- 
ly rule,  to  his  Majesty's  family,  and 
the  constitution  of  the  country.  He 
acknowledges  that  he  brought  with 


Protestant  Affairs  in  Ireland, 


1832.J 

him  to  Ireland  prejudices  against 
the  Orange  institution— that  he  had 
heard  them  described  as  "  a  despica- 
ble race !"  But "  I  found  them  loyal, 
peaceable,  well-disposed — arrayed  in 
a  society  (comprehending  1800  lod- 

fes  and  150,000  men)  acknowledged 
y  the  law,  and  countenanced  by  the 
royal  family — ramified  through  Ire- 
land—and are  these  the  men  to  be  de- 
spised, and  insulted,  and  degraded  ?" 
No.  He  hopes  that  "  the  effect  of 
this  meeting  will  be  to  combine  with 
them,  in  one  powerful  phalanx,  the 
whole  moral  and  physical  energies 
of  the  Protestants  of  Ireland." 

In  seconding  the  resolution  moved 
by  Lord  Mandeville,  D.  Crommelin, 
Esq.,  confirms  the  important  state- 
ments made  by  Mr  Holt  Waring  and 
others  respecting  the  relative  amount 
of  the  Protestant  and  Catholic  popu- 
lation. On  that  subject  the  ignorance 
too  common  among  us  in  Britain 
emboldens  all  agitators,  great  and 
small,  to  utter  the  most  atrocious 
doctrines,  based  on  the  most  flagrant 
falsehoods. 

"  Reference  has  been  made,  in  the 
course  of  our  proceedings,  to  the  nume- 
rical strength  of  the  Protestants.  Our 
strength,  I  apprehend,  has  been  rather 
underrated  than  the  contrary.  We  come 
more  near,  it  will  be  found,  to  three  mil- 
lions than  to  two  and  a  half  millions,  as 
has  been  stated.  Now,  with  all  Mr 
O'Connell's  boasting,  he  is  not  able  to 
shew  that  there  are  more  than  five  mil- 
lions of  Roman  Catholics  in  this  coun- 
try— and  surely  the  disparity  of  numbers 
is  not  so  great  as  to  warrant  the  Govern- 
ment in  heaping  all  its  favours  upon  the 
Roman  Catholics,  and  in  depressing,  by 
every  means  within  their  power,  the  loyal 
Protestants  of  the  country — (hear,  hear.) 
And,  my  lord,  let  me  ask,  is  property  to 
have  no  weight  in  a  civilized  state  ?  If 
we  look  to  the  property  of  this  country, 
we  will  find  that  nine-tenths  of  it  are  in 
the  hands  of  the  Protestants — (hear.) 
My  lord,  it  is  not  merely  because  the 
property  is  in  the  hands  of  the  Protest- 
ants that  we  now  set  up  a  claim  for  pro- 
tection. At  the  time  of  the  Union  a 
pledge  was  given  that  property  should  be 
represented  in  Parliament  in  proportion 
to  its  amount,  and  without  reference  to 
the  numerical  strength  of  the  party  pos- 
sessing it.  The  pledge  given  at  that  pe- 
riod was,  that  the  Protestant  boroughs 
were  to  remain  as  they  were,  and  were 
not  to  be  opened  to  the  Roman  Catholics 


— (hear,  hear.)  It  should  be  impressed 
on  Parliament,  that  if  they  pass  the  mea- 
sure of  Reform,  they  will  be  guilty  of 
the  grossest  breach  of  faith  towards  the 
Protestants  of  Ireland.  Our  brethren 
ought  to  be  assured  that  they  may  rely 
with  confidence  that  there  is  a  force  in 
this  country  ready  to  support  them  in 
their  hour  of  peril,  and  all  that  we  seek  for 
in  return  is  their  sympathy  for  the  wrongs 
which  we  endure — they  ought  to  be  assu- 
red that  we  are  ready  to  stand  by  them  to 
the  last,  provided  they  will  not  allow  these 
changes  to  take  place,  which,  if  accom- 
plished, must  destroy  the  Protestants  of 
this  kingdom.  It  is  an  undoubted  fact,  that 
if  Reform  be  carried,  from  sixty  to  seventy 
Roman  Catholic  members  will  be  return- 
ed for  this  country  ;  and  if  this  number 
do  but  stick  together — as  they  most  as- 
suredly will,  what  Ministry,  may  I  ask, 
could  withstand  such  a  combination  ?" 

A  vote  of  thanks  having  been  mo- 
ved to  the  noblemen  and  gentlemen 
who  called  the  meeting,  Lord  Roden 
left  the  chair,  and  in  reply  to  Lord 
Longford,  who  intimated  to  him  the 
resolution,  passed  by  acclamation, 
concluded  the  business  of  a  day — 
which  will  be  felt  widely  over  all 
Ireland — in  a  speech  worthy  of  the 
occasion.  One  extract  from  it  we 
must  give : — 

"  Gentlemen,  I  lament  that  the  late- 
ness of  the  hour  prevents  me  from  going 
at  any  length  into  the  subjects  which 
have  been  referred  to ;  but  there  is  one 
topic  contained  in  the  Resolution  moved 
by  my  friend  Lord  Mandeville,  upon 
which  I  must  say  a  word — I  mean  the 
strong  necessity,  the  imperative  duty, 
which  devolves  upon  the  Protestant  ma- 
gistracy, not  to  yield  to  the  feelings  of 
disgust  which  are  so  naturally  excited  by 
the  indignities  and  insults  which  have 
been  offered  to  them.  I  trust  these  ma- 
gistrates, who  have  ever  been  foremost  in 
the  discharge  of  their  duties,  will  not  act 
precipitately,  but  will  remember,  as  has 
been  stated,  that  there  are  two  millions 
and  a  half  of  Protestants  at  least  in  this 
kingdom,  who  must  look  to  them  for  jus- 
tice— (hear,  hear,  and  cheering.)  I  think 
it  a  most  important  matter  that  our  nu- 
merical force,  which  has  been  so  faith- 
fully and  so  boldly  put  forward  here  to- 
day, should  be  clearly  stated,  as  I  think 
the  times  are  at  hand,  when  to  the  sinews 
and  strength  of  these  Protestants,  under 
God,  we  must  look  for  the  preservation 
of  our  properties,  and  the  maintenance  of 
our  faith.  I  have  no  doubt  of  the  issue, 
if  we  are  but  united  j  but  it  is  because  the 


Protestant  Affairs  in  Ireland. 


DO 

times  may  be  near  when  great  privations 
may  arise,  and  nothing  but  that  strength 
which  is  given  from  God  can  enable, 
when  you  and  I  may  be  called  upon  to 
imitate  the  noble  conduct  of  our  ances- 
try, and  ascend  the  scaffold  rather  than 
renounce  our  faith.  Gentlemen,  it  is  on 
that  account  that  I  view  with  peculiar 
regret  the  appointments  which  have  been 
made  of  commissioners,  to  regulate  the 
education  of  the  people  of  this  country— 
a  commission  which  does  not  hesitate  to 
avow  that  the  Bible  is  not  to  be  the 
foundation  of  their  system — that  Bible, 
which  alone  can  enable  us  to  meet  the 
trials  which  surround  us,  and  to  die  in 
the  land  in  which  our  forefathers  have 
bled— (loud  cheers)— which  has  ever 
been  the  birthright  of  Protestants,  and 
the  charter  of  a  Christian's  privilege.  Is 
it  possible  that  the  Protestants  of  Ire- 
land will  consent  to  consign  their  child- 
ren to  a  system  of  education,  in  which 
the  Book  of  God  is  denied  them?  and 
garbled  extracts  of  Scripture  are  substi- 
tuted for  the  whole,  to  meet,  forsooth, 
the  prejudices  of  the  Romish  priests,  or 
the  doubts  of  the  infidels  of  the  day?  I 
trust  not !  for  how  can  God  bless  such  a 
system  ?  How  can  such  unchristian 
trickery  ever  be  submitted  to  by  them  ?" 
— (loud  cheers.) 

That  the  affairs  of  Ireland  have 
long  been  in  a  most  distracted  and 
dangerous  condition,  is  known  to  all 
men;  but  it  is  not  known  to  all 
men  that  by  far  the  most  of  the  mi- 
sery has  been  produced  by  the  dis- 
countenance and  discouragement  by 
Government — not  the  present  only 
— of  the  great  Protestant  Conserva- 
tive Body,  by  whom  alone  that  coun- 
try can  be  saved  from  ruin.  Know- 
ledge there,  as  every  where  else  in 
the  world  now,  must  be  the  stability 
of  the  state.  But  what  true  know- 
ledge ever  flourished  under  the  shade 
of  superstition  ?  We  mean  no  insult 
to  our  Roman  Catholic  brethren. 


[Jan. 


We  know,  and  admire,  and  love,  the 
virtues  of  the  many  thousand  en- 
lightened persons  belonging,  in  Ire- 
land, to  that  faith.    But  not  for  their 
sakes  can  we  be  withheld  from  de- 
claring what  all  the  reformed  world 
knows,  that  in  Protestantism  alone 
resides  the  power  to  spread  light  over 
that  thick  darkness  of  ignorance  in 
which  so  much  of  Ireland  has  so 
long  been  benighted.    It  is  illiberal, 
forsooth,  to  prefer  one  religion  to 
another— it  is  baseness  and  bigot- 
ry to  believe  that  the  soul  is  made 
free  by  breaking  up  the  moral  and  in- 
tellectual bondage  which  the  wisest 
men   have  shewn  the  soul   suffers 
in  Papistry,  and  against  which  the 
noblest  faculties   of   a  noble  race 
struggle  in  vain.    Were  the  Church 
of  England  in  Ireland  to  be  shaken 
— we  shall  not  say  overthrown— into 
what  profounder   barbarism  would 
the  nation  fall !  It  is  cheering,  cer- 
tainly, to  hear  Mr  Stanley  declaring 
the  determination  of  Government  to 
defend  and  secure  the  rights  of  that 
noble  establishment.  May  the  means 
about  to  be  adopted  for  that  end  be 
wise,  and  their  adoption  uninfluen- 
ced by  clamour  and  intimidation. — 
Let  that  wicked  faction  be  silenced 
who  calumniate  that  establishment 
—and  while  they  brutally  abuse  its 
learned,  enlightened,  conscientious, 
and  active  ministers,  keep  eternally 
trumpeting  the  praises  of  other  pas- 
tors, among  whom  there  are  many 
good  men,  but  who,  generally  speak- 
ing, are  far  down  indeed  in  the  in- 
tellectual scale,  and  all  unfit  for  spi- 
ritual instructors.  But  on  this  mighty 
subject  we  shall  speak  in  a  series  of 
articles  from  the  pen  of  one  who  un- 
derstands it  well  in  all  its  bearings, 
and  who  will  utter  not  a  word  which 
his  conscience  does  not  tell  him  is 
the  truth ! 


1882.] 


The  Premier  and  his  Wife. 


THE  PREMIER  AND  HIS  WIFE. 


A    STORY    OF    THE    GREAT    WORLD. 


CHARLES  MONTFORT'S  history,  from 
fifteen  to  five-and-twenty,  might 
be  comprised  in  three  words,  Eton, 
St  James's,  the  Guards.  The  first 
had  sent  him  forth  a  tolerable  scho- 
lar and  an  intolerable  coxcomb; 
the  second  had  made  him  a  King's 
page,  and  taught  him  the  glory  of  a 
pair  of  epaulets,  and  the  wisdom 
of  seeing  much,  and  saying  as  little 
about  it  as  possible ;  and  the  third 
had  initiated  him  into  the  worst 
mess  and  the  best  company  in  London, 
into  the  art  of  walking  St  James's 
Street  six  hours  a-day,  and  balan- 
cing the  loss  by  the  productive  em- 
ployment of  as  many  of  the  night  at 
the  Clubs,  concluding  with  a  mission 
to  the  Peninsula,  which  returned 
him  with  a  new  step  in  the  Gazette,  a 
French  ball  through  his  arm,  and  a 
determination  to  die  a  generalis- 
simo. 

But  what  are  the  determinations 
of  men,  even  of  guardsmen?    His 
first  intelligence,  on  rejoining   his 
fellowpromenadersonthe  Campagna 
felice  of  St  James's  Street,  was,  that 
fate  had  decided  against  his  laurels. 
The  venerable  Earl,  his  uncle,  was 
on  that  bed,  from  which  the  stanch- 
est  devotion  to  the  bottle,  and  the 
minister  for  the  time  being,  could 
not  save  him.   A  fit  of  apoplexy  had 
wound  up  the  arrears  of  the  physi- 
cians.   Expeditious  as  art  might  be, 
nature  outran  her  ;  and  before  the 
most  rapid  and  royal  practitioner  in 
town  could  prescribe  a  second  spe- 
cific for  the  Earl,  the  world  had  lost 
one  of  its  "  best  of  men,"  and  stea- 
diest bans  vivants — the  Treasury  one 
of  its  most  vigorous  voters,  the  opera 
one  of  its  most  persevering  patrons, 
and  Charles  Montf or  this  only  chance 
of  rivalling  Napoleon  or  Wellington. 
Charles's  father  was  still  alive, 
and  a  brother  stood  between  himself 
and  the  title.  But  an  earldom  in  pro- 
spect,  or  possibility,  made  him   a 
more  important  object  than  he  had 
been  twenty-four  hours  before.     It 
was  decided,  in  a  grand  council  of 
the  family,  that  the  son  of  so  ancient 
a  house  was  fit  for  better  things  than 
the  thrust  of  a  French  bayonet.     A 
hint  from  the  Treasury,  which  was 


solicitous  of  keeping  up  an  interest 
in  the  family,  pointed  out  diplomacy 
as  the  most  natural  career  for  the 
cadet  of  the  noble  house ;  and 
Charles,  with  such  sighs  as  a  King's 
page  nurtured  into  the  guardsman 
can  heave  for  any  thing  under  the 
moon,  wore  his  epaulets  for  the 
last  time,  when  at  Court  he  kissed 
the  King's  hand,  on  his  appointment 
to  the  Secretaryship  of  the  Tuscan 
mission. 

Nelson  said,  in  his  sailor-like  way, 
"  That  he  never  met  an  Italian  who 
was  not  a  fiddler  or  a  scoundrel." 
—  But  to  the  honourable  Charles 
Montfort,  Tuscany  was  a  bed  of 
roses.  Whatever  the  Court  may 
have  become  during  the  last  ten 
years,  it  was  then  the  consummate 
scene  of  la  belle  folie.  The  men 
were  all  preux  of  the  first  distinc- 
tion, high-bred,  happy,  and  heroic — 
the  women,  the  perfection  of  grace, 
constancy,  and  quadrilling.  All  was 
accomplishment.  Dukes  led  their 
own  orchestras,  Marchionesses  pre- 
sided at  the  piano,  Sovereign  Princes 
made  chansons,  and  premier  Ba- 
rons played  the  trombone.  The 
whole  atmosphere  was  music.  The 
influence  spread  from  the  ear  to  the 
heart,  and  the  lingua  Toscana  re- 
quired no  bocca  Montana  to  transfuse 
into  the  very  "  honey  dew"  of  the 
tender  passion. 

It  is  true,  that  there  was  not  much 
severity  of  labour  going  on  in  this 
land  of  Cythera.  The  envoys  were 
not  often  compelled  to  forego  the 
toilet  for  the  desk,  nor  the  beaux 
secretaires  to  give  up  their  lessons 
on  the  guitar  for  the  drudgery  of 
copying  dispatches.  A  "  protocol" 
would  have  scared  the  gentle  state 
from  its  propriety;  and  the  arrival 
of  the  Morning  Post,  once  a  week 
from  London,  with  the  account  of 
routs  in  which  they  had  not  shared, 
and  the  anticipation  of  dinners  and 
dej tunes  which  they  were  never  to 
enjoy,  was  the  only  pain  which  Di- 
plomacy suffered  to  raise  a  ripple 
on  the  tranquil  surface  of  its  soul. 

The  Tuscan  ladies  are  proverbial- 
ly the  most  frightful  among  the  fe- 
males of  Italy,  a  country  to  which 


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nothing  but  patriotic  blindness,  or 
poetic  rapture,  ever  attributed  the 
perfection  of  womanhood.  But  all 
the  world  goes  to  Tuscany — of  all 
the  Italian  principalities,  the  one 
which  offers  least  to  the  lover  of  the 
arts,  past  or  present,  but  which  has 
the  softest  name.  Romance  is  the 
charm  of  the  sex ;  and  all  the  fairest 
of  the  fair,  of  every  land,  tend  to 
Florence,  like  shooting  stars  darting 
from  every  quarter  of  the  heavens 
to  the  zenith.  And  fairest  of  the 
fair  was  the  Lady  Matilda  Mowbray. 
The  description  of  female  beauty  is 
like  the  description  of  pictures  and 
churches,  out  of  taste ;  and,  like  the 
architect  of  old,  who  desired  to  rest 
his  claims,  not  on  his  words,  but  on 
his  performances,  Lady  Matilda's 
charms  are  best  told  by  what  they 
effected.  In  the  first  hour  after  her 
display  at  court,  the  honourable 
Charles  Montfort  quarrelled,  pro 
tempore,  with  the  Countess  Carissi- 
ma  Caricoletta.  In  a  week,  he  con- 
fined himself  to  a  single  opera  box, 
and  that  the  Lady  Matilda's — and  in  a 
month,  he  had  constituted  himself 
her  declared  attendant,  abandoned 
the  Casino  and  five  guinea  points, 
drawn  upon  himself  the  open  envy 
of  the  cavalieri,  and  earned  the  irre- 
concilable hostility  of  as  many  duch- 
esses and  countesses  as  would  have 
made  a  female  legion  of  honour. 

The  Lady  Matilda  had  not  much 
in  her  favour — she  was  only  young", 
animated,  and  beautiful.  Her  rivals 
were  pre-eminent  in  rouge  and  ro- 
mance. The  cavalieri  wondered 
round  all  the  circles,  ice  in  hand, 
how  a  man  of  the  secretary's  tact 
could  contrast  the  brown  skins,  fire 
darting  eyes,  and  solid  shapes  of  the 
enchantresses  of  Florence,  with  the 
niaiseries  of  the  English  physiogno- 
my, with  dove-like  eyes,  cheeks  of 
rose,  and  the  proportions  of  a  sylph. 
But  the  secretary  had  been  but  six 
months  in  Tuscany,  and  that  must 
account  for  it.  His  education  was 
incomplete;  he  was  still  but  a  di- 
plomatic barbare ;  and  he  would 
still  require  six  months  to  mature 
his  taste,  make  him  see  the  beauties 
of  a  half  negro  skin,  and  worship  a 
female  cento  of  rappee,  macaroni, 
and  airs  from  the  last  opera. 

But  the  Lady  Matilda  had  her  ad- 
mirers even  among  the  cavalieri. 
She  possessed  one  charm,  to  which 


the  foreign  heart  has  been  sensitive 
in  every  age  from  Clovis,  and  in  every 
corner  of  the  continent,  from  the 
White  Sea  to  the  Black.  She  was  the 
mistress  of  five  thousand  pounds  ster- 
ling a-year ;  a  sum  which,  when  con- 
verted into  any  shape  cognizable  by 
the  foreign  eye,  rixdollar,  franc,  or 
milrea,  seemed  infinite.  She  had  at 
once  a  Polish  prince  at  her  feet,  a 
German  sovereign,  with  a  territory 
of  a  dozen  square  miles,  and  an  army 
of  half  a  regiment,  honouring  her 
each  night  with  his  supplication  for 
her  hand,  in  the  first  valse — and  an 
Ex-French  count,  who  had  been  dis- 
tinguished in  the  runaway  from 
Moscow,  the  runaway  from  Leipsic, 
and  the  runaway  from  Waterloo, 
until  he  had  become  so  expert  in  fu- 
gitation,  that  he  had  run  away  from 
his  creditors  and  his  king  alike,  in 
Paris,  and  was  free  to  exhibit  his 
showy  figure,  and  a  dozen  stars,  at 
every  ridotto,  ball,  and  billiard-table 
in  Christendom.  The  Lady  Matilda 
was  not  born  a  coquette ;  but 

"  Who  can  hold  a  fire  within  his  hand, 
By  thinking  on  the  frosty  Caucasus?" 

In  this  blaze  of  cordons,  and  per- 
petual glow  of  homage,  what  female 
heart,  not  absolutely  stone,  could  re- 
sist a  little  nitrification?  Besides, 
the  dolce  far  niente,  which  an  Eng- 
lishman devotes  to  the  infernal  gods 
every  hour  he  remains  under  his 
own  foggy  sky,  molested  by  the 
sight  of  the  myriads  round  him,  all 
busily  making  their  way  through 
life,  is  the  very  principle  of  exist- 
ence under  the  bluest  of  heavens, 
and  in  an  atmosphere  which  burns 
out  the  activity  of  man  at  the  sum- 
mer heat  of  150  of  Reaumur.  Those 
who  must  shut  their  casements  at 
ten  in  the  morning,  or  be  roasted 
alive,  find  the  necessity  of  con- 
suming the  next  six  hours  in  sleep, 
and  the  next  in  paying  or  receiving 
the  attentions  due  to  the  sex  in  every 
quarter  of  the  globe.  The  Chevalier 
melts  down  the  twelve  desperate 
hours  of  his  day  in  regulating  his 
mustaches,  counting  his  fortunes 
at  Faro,  or  preparing  those  exqui- 
site civilities  of  the  moment,  those 
impromptus  faits  a  loisir,  which  es- 
tablish a  lord  among  wits,  and  a  wit 
among  lords ;  the  brilliant  fanfaron 
of  a  brilliant  circle ;  and  among  wo- 
men, the  happy  title  of  the  "  most 


1832.]  The  Premier  and  his  Wife. 

dangerous  of  men."  With  the  fairer 
portion  of  the  earth,  the  natural  re- 
source is  a  French  novel,  or  a  poodle, 
inveterate  scandal,  or  a  cabinet  coun- 
cil with  Madame  Vaurien,  the  most 
celebrated  marchande  that  ever  add- 
ed loveliness  to  the  lovely  on  the 
sunny  side  of  the  Apennines. 

In  this  world  of  rapture  and  yawn- 
ing, this  central  paradise  of  passion 
indescribable,  and  tediousness  be- 
yond a  name,  the  Lady  Matilda  was 
gradually  assimilating  to  the  clime. 
She  had  already  discovered  that 
English  reserve  was  a  remnant  of 
the  original  Pict,  which  could  not 
be  abolished  too  soon  by  an  aspirant 
after  the  graces.  The  Polish  prince 
was  found  to  be  essential  to  her 
toilet ;  the  German  potentate  was 
the  best  carrier  of  an  opera-glass 
within  the  limits  of  civilisation,  and 
the  ex-aide-de-camp  of  the  ex-em- 
peror was  the  soul  of  quadrilles, 
polonoises,  and  pas  a  la  Turque.  The 
fair  Matilda  was  on  the  point  of  be- 
coming a  figurante  of  the  most  ardent 
quality  —  when  Montfort  stept  in 
between  her  and  this  height  of  fo- 
reign fame.  He  was  handsome,  man- 
ly, and  sincere.  The  heart  of  the 
lady  recovered  its  right  tone,  like 
an  instrument  struck  by  the  mas- 
ter's hand.  The  foreign  plating  was 
found  light  beside  the  solid  material 
of  his  honourable  heart  and  matu- 
red understanding.  The  mustached 
adorers  grew  tiresome.  Foreign 
love-making  is  an  art,  and  when  the 
secret  is  found  out,  the  whole  affair 
is  too  easily  copied  to  be  worth  ca- 
ring for.  But  Montfort  had  not  been 
long  enough  in  the  school  to  have 
acquired  the  style.  He  was  in  love, 
seriously,  gravely,  with  his  whole 
sober  soul.  Let  the  world,  whether 
of  St  James's  or  St  Petersburg!],  say 
what  it  will,  this  is  the  true  victor 
after  all.  "  L'homme  qui  rit,"  says 
Voltaire, " n'est pas  dangereux."  The 
adage  is  true  in  more  than  politics. 
And  when  Montfort  "  pulled  his  hat 
upon  his  brows,"  forgot,  like  Hamlet, 
his  custom  of  exercise,  and  saw  this 
gentle  heaven  and  earth  but  a  pesti- 
lent congregation  of  vapours,  when 
he  was  seen  at  Court  only  to  be  pro- 
nounced dull,  and  sat  in  the  opera- 
box  of  the  brilliant  Condessadi  Cuor'- 
ardente,  like  one  of  the  carved  Cu- 
pids on  the  back  of  her  gilded  chair, 
the  English  heart  of  the  fair  Ma- 
tilda pronounced  him  instinctively 


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the  most  animated  of  all  compa- 
nions, the  most  intellectual  of  all 
envoys,  and  the  most  promising  of 
all  lords  and  masters  to  be.  Obso- 
lete as  the  phrase  is,  and  suspicious 
as  it  makes  the  history,  they  were 
both  prodigiously  in  love. 

But  the  denouement  lingered ;  for 
of  all  passions  the  true  one  has  the 
least  power  of  the  tongue.  That 
member  which  acquires  such  sud- 
den faculties  in  general  after  a  month 
of  matrimony,  is  as  generally  para- 
lysed a  month  before.  Montfort, 
by  nature  eloquent,  and  by  habit  con- 
versant in  the  happiest  turns  of 
levee  language,  found  his  art  of 
speech  unable  to  express  what  his 
footman  could  have  told  in  three 
words.  The  Lady  Matilda,  the  mis- 
tress of  three  languages,  could  not 
find  one  to  say  for  her  what  lay 
before  her  glance  in  the  first  page 
of  every  novel  on  her  dressing-table. 
But  there  is  a  time  for  all  things, 
and  the  time  for  the  recovery  of 
their  organs  was  at  hand. 

Montfort  and  his  fair  one  had  met 
at  a  bal  masque — danced  together, 
supped  together,  put  on,  and  taken 
off  their  masks  together.  Still  the 
mysterious  word  which  each  pined 
to  utter,  was  unpronounced,  when 
the  lady  chaperon  came  to  declare 
that  it  was  the  hour  of  retiring.  The 
command  was  like  the  law  of  the 
Medes  and  Persians,  and  Montfort 
saw  with  a  sigh  the  withdrawing 
vision  of  that  beauty  which  carried 
away  all  his  aspirations.  As  he  was 
leaning,  in  the  true  lover-like  wist- 
fulness,  on  the  rose-wreathed  ba- 
lustrades of  the  concert-room,  his 
ear  was  caught  by  a  whisper  from 
one  of  the  attendants.  The  fellow 
was  hurrying  one  of  the  fiddlers  to 
get  rid  of  his  task,  to  change  his 
silk  draperies  for  a  surtout,  his  in- 
strument for  a  case  of  pistols,  and 
be  on  the  watch  at  the  corner  of  the 
Casa  Doralice.  The  name  startled 
Montfort.  The  Lady  Matilda  ten- 
anted the  two -and -twenty  marble 
salons  of  the  Casa.  He  sprang  from 
his  position  to  seize  his  informant ; 
but  as  the  crowd  were  gathering  at 
that  moment  round  a  Signora  with 
an  irresistible  voice,  and  a  panache 
presented  to  her  by  the  Autocrat  of 
all  the  Russias  he  might  as  well 
have  charged  a  division  of  cuiras- 
siers. The  valet  escaped,  and  Mont- 
fort's  sole  resource  was  to  fly  on  the 


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wings  of  the  wind  to  the  Casa  Do- 
ralice. 

But  when  did  "  the  course  of 
true  love  run  smooth  ?"  The  night 
without  was  the  most  formidable 
contrast  to  the  night  within.  Tem- 
pest in  all  its  shapes  was  doing  its 
wild  will,  from  the  Zenith  to  the 
Nadir.  Thunder,  lightning,  and  rain 
had  met,  as  if  by  general  consent,  to 
celebrate  their  orgies  over  the  capi- 
tal of  Tuscany.  Cavalry,  cabriolets, 
and  chasseurs,  all  had  disappeared, 
and  the  lover,  raging  with  impa- 
tience, fear,  and  passion,  felt  how 
empty  a  thing  it  is  to  be  but  an  am- 
bassador, or  even  that  more  po- 
tential thing,  the  secretary  to  an  am- 
bassador. 

However,  the  lady's  danger  pro- 
hibited delay,  and  throwing  his  cloak 
round  him,  he  rushed  into  the  de- 
serted streets,  through  ways  that 
might  have  repulsed  Hannibal  or 
Napoleon  at  the  head  of  their  braves, 
and  under  a  deluge  from  skies  and 
roofs,  which  left  little  to  be  filled 
up  by  the  imagination  on  this  side 
of  Niagara. 

The  streets  of  Florence  at  the 
best  of  times  share  but  little  of  the 
illumination  of  the  nineteenth  cen- 
tury. The  little  Virgins  in  the  niches 
had  all  put  out  their  lamps — the  last 
ray  of  sanctity  or  safety  had  expired 
on  the  first  blast,  through  a  circuit 
of  five  miles  of  streets,  that  even  in 
daylight  make  one  of  the  most  dif- 
ficult tours  of  Europe.  An  Eng- 
lishman in  a  foreign  city,  is  proverb- 
ially of  all  animals  the  most  easily 
perplexed.  He  loses  his  way  by 
nature.  Montfort  was  no  more  gift- 
ed with  the  "  organ  of  direction*' 
than  the  rest  of  his  countrymen,  and 
at  the  first  turning  from  the  palace, 
and  while  the  flash  of  its  hundred 
windows  Avas  still  gleaming  in  his 
eyes,  he  was  as  much  astray  as  if 
he  had  bivouacked  in  an  American 
prairie. 

But  Cupid  never  deserts  his  true 
votaries.  The  storm  which  had 
drenched  him,  and  the  darkness 
which  had  forced  him  to  feel  his 
way  from  portico  to  portico,  brought 
him  full  upon  an  overturned  coach. 
A  group  of  muffled  figures  were 
round  it,  and  the  twinkle  of  a  lan- 
tern in  one  of  their  hands,  showed 
him  the  fair  Matilda  fainting  on  the 
shoulder  of  a  tall  ruffian,  with  a 


mask  on  his  face,  and  a  huge  In- 
«pruck  cut-and-thrust  flourishing  in 
his  hand. 

This  was  an  adventure  in  the  esta- 
blished style.  A  more  considerate 
lover  would  have  paused  to  ascer- 
tain whether  the  design  was  upon 
the  lady's  person  or  her  purse; 
whether  she  was  not  carried  off  with 
her  own  consent,  and  whether  an 
intruder  might  not  get  the  Inspruck 
cut-and-thrust  through  his  praecor- 
dia.  But  Montfort  was  in  love  a 
VAnglaise,  which  accounts  for  all 
kinds  of  frenzies.  He  rushed  upon 
the  group, — they  gathered  round  the 
leading  cavalier, — some  of  the  strag- 
gling police  came  up, — a  regular 
melee  ensued.  Pistol-shots  were 
fired,  sabre-cuts  were  exchanged; 
and  after  a  skirmish  of  a  few  mo- 
ments, in  which  the  Italians  thought 
that  they  were  assailed  by  the  ma- 
jesty of  the  fiends  in  person,  the 
paroxysm  finished  by  Montfort's 
finding  the  bandits  fled,  the  street 
empty,  the  chaperon  clinging  to 
his  knees,  the  fair  Matilda  breathless 
in  his  arms,  and  the  whole  drenched 
from  top  to  toe  in  sheets  of  immi- 
tigable rain. 

The  morning  rose  in  poetic  glory. 
Homer's  Aurora  never  scattered  her 
roses  more  profusely  than  on  the 
skirts  of  the  retiring  storm.  The 
story  of  Montfort's  heroism,  and  the 
lady's  escape,  had  run  through  every 
boudoir  before  its  fair  tenants  had 
drawn  out  the  first  papillot.  A 
rescue  is,  by  all  the  laws  or  romance, 
an  irresistible  claim.  In  the  course 
of  that  memorable  day,  Montfort 
found  his  lost  faculty  of  speech,  the 
Lady  Matilda  had  acknowledged  his 
right  to  the  hand  which  he  had  so 
gallantly  preserved,  and  at  her  soiree, 
the  whole  circle  of  the  Tuscan  comme 
il  faut  presented  themselves  with 
renewed  homage;  the  German  Prince 
and  M.  le  Comte  alone  sending  their 
excuses,  as  "  suffering  under  sudden 
and  severe  colds."  Their  indisposi- 
tion was  severe,  for  the  Court  Chro- 
nicle rapidly  let  out  the  secret.  The 
Count's  cold  had  taken  the  form  of 
a  pistol-shot  in  his  knee,  which  dis- 
qualified him  for  Mazurkas  for  life, 
and  the  German  Landgrave  had,  by 
the  same  unaccountable  accident, 
received  a  sword-cut  across  his  cheek, 
which  laid  it  open,  and  swept  away 
one  half  of  his  mustaches  for  the  rest 


.1832.] 


The  Premier  and  his  Wife, 


of  his  days.  The  nature  of  the  night's 
adventure  was  now  disclosed,  but 
the  agents  were  gone.  The  German 
had  made  up  his  mind  to  cany  off 
the  heiress.  The  Count  had  nothing 
to  do  with  his  time,  but  a  great  deal 
to  do  with  his  last  half  rouleau  of 
Napoleons.  The  German  offered  to 
make  it  a  whole  one.  The  Count's 
heroism  was  at  his  service  to  the 
last  extremity.  The  affair  was  com- 
monplace, and  before  a  week  it  was 
numbered  with  the  things  that  were. 

The  close  of  that  week  brought  a 
dispatch  from  England.  A  long,  dry 
letter  from  a  female  cousin  informed 
him,  "  by  the  Earl's  desire,"  that  he 
was  now  Lord  Castleton,  the  last 
hope  of  the  family;  his  elder  brother 
having  died  of  the  combined  effects 
of  a  steeple  chase  and  a  county  elec- 
tion; fatigue  and  the  due  quantity 
of  popular  oratory  finished  the  work 
of  Oxford  port,  arid  the  champagne 
of  the  Clarendon.  The  stamina  of 
the  young  lord  were  not  sufficient- 
ly iron  for  this  discipline,  and  the 
British  empire  suddenly  lost  a  legis- 
lator. The  new  lord  was  now  sum- 
moned peremptorily  to  England. 

Montfort  was  distracted  at  the 
news.  Of  his  brother  he  had  seen 
but  little,  and  known  less.  But  the 
decencies  of  sorrow  once  done,  how 
was  he  to  leave  his  beltesoro  behind  ? 
The  lady  herself  settled  the  question 
at  once.  She  would  marry  him, — 
when  and  where  he  pleased.  "  In 
Florence  then,"  exclaimed  the  lover, 
"happiness  cannot  come  too  soon."— 
"  In  England,"  sighed  the  lady,  «  for 
I  am  determined  in  all  things,  in 
mind  and  in  marriage,  to  be  English." 
The  sentiment  raised  her  higher  than 
ever  in  the  Englishman's  heart;  "  In 
England  be  it  then."  The  carriages 
were  ordered,  the  passports  sealed, 
the  farewells  made,  the  couriers  on 
horseback,  and  in  twelve  hours,  the 
chaperon,  the  lady,  the  lover,  and 
a  whole  caravan  of  whiskered  valets 
and  chaperoned  femmes  de  chambre, 
were  whirling  on  the  noble  road  to 
Genoa,  the  Cornice,  Nice, — and  that 
city  where  all  the  roads  of  the  world 
meet,  the  city  of  cities, — London. 

The  marriage  was  happy,  under  all 
its  circumstances.  The  weather  was 
summer,  the  season  was  the  elite  of 
a  London  winter,  the  ceremony  was 
performed  by  an  archbishop,  the 
equipages  were  built  by  the  royal 
roach  maker,  the  Morning  Post  ev- 


ceeded  its  usual  eloquence  in  the 
panegyric  on  the  bride,  the  dresses, 
the  breakfast,  and  the  liveries;  a 
royal  duke  handed  the  lady  to  her 
carriage,  and  the  happy  pair  drove 
off  amid  the  loudest  acclamations  of 
the  most  numerous  crowd  that  had 
attended,  within  memory,  at  the 
Jermyn  Street  side  of  St  James's. 

A  month  of  rapture  passed;  a 
second  month,  singular  as  the  tale 
may  be,  and  the  young  lord  was  on 
the  point  of  commencing  his  third 
lune  de  miel,  inconceivable  as  the 
idea  is,  when  he  received  a  double 
dispatch  from  the  Earl  and  the  Mini* 
stry,  to  come  up  to  town.  Rinaldo 
in  the  bower  of  Armida  was  never 
more  startled  by  the  recollection  that 
he  had  still  something  to  do  in  the 
world.  The  Earl's  letter  announced 
to  him  that  he  had  been  elected  for 
one  of  the  family  boroughs ;  and  the 
Minister's  expressed,  in  the  blandest 
terms  of  office,  how  signally  his  pre- 
sence on  the  first  night  of  the  Ses- 
sion would  be  considered  as  a  favour. 
Castleton  flung  the  letters  from  him, 
and  vowed  retirement  for  life.  But 
his  Matilda  forbade  the  resolution 
like  a  heroine,  and  offered  to  accom- 
pany him  instantly  into  the  very 
focus  of  ambitious  politics,  Downing 
Street,  if  such  should  be  the  neces- 
sities of  a  lord  and  a  legislator. 
Resistance  to  reason  and  smiles  to- 
gether was  useless,  and  the  bowers 
and  fields  were  left  behind  with 
many  a  regret,  but  with  Roman  firm- 
ness; a  long  adieu  was  bade  to  streams 
and  groves,  and  before  the  time  so 
anxiously  appointed  by  the  Minister, 
the  travelling-carriage-and-fouri  of 
the  married  lovers  was  delving  its 
way  through  the  solid  atmosphere 
of  London. 

Castleton's  qualities  were  known 
to  the  leaders  of  office,  and  seldom 
as  the  emergencies  of  Tuscan  diplo- 
macy called  on  energies  of  a  higher 
kind  than  the  transmission  of  the 
Diario,  or  the  folding  of  a  letter, 
yet  a  man  of  talent  will  even  fold 
his  letter  in  a  way  different  from  a 
dunce.  His  communications  on  his 
arrival,  relative  to  Italian  affairs,  had 
given  a  striking  impression  of  his 
intelligence,  and  the  result  was  a 
note  from  the  Premier,  requesting 
him  to  propose  the  Address. 

This  request  it  was  next  to  impos- 
sible to  decline.  He  showed  the 
note  to  the  partner  of  all 


96 


The  Premier  cmd  his  Wife. 


[Jan. 


and  she  confirmed  him  in  his  ac- 
quiescence. He  spoke  the  Address, 
was  complimented  by  both  sides  of 
the  House  on  its  manliness  and  elo- 
quence. The  leader  of  Opposition 
"  regretted  that  such  abilities  should 
have  embarked  in  a  cause  so  fatal 
to  all  the  principles  of  the  Constitu- 
tion." The  Premier  silently  shook 
him  by  the  hand.  The  subordinates 
of  the  Ministry  crowded  round  him 
with  their  congratulations,  and  as  he 
passed  through  the  lobby,  his  ear 
fed  on  a  buzz  which  passed  into  his 
heart  of  hearts.  From  that  day  forth, 
Castleton  was  a  politician. 

Time  flies,  and  neither  men  nor 
Ministries  can  escape  its  rules,  as 
it  passes  by.  The  Session  turbu- 
lent, the  debates  anxious,  the  Oppo- 
sition stronger  than  ever.  Castle- 
ton  spoke  often,  and  well.  But 
while  he  was  buckling  on  his  armour 
for  the  national  cause,  retorting  logic 
by  logic,  and  earning  hear  hims  in- 
numerable from  the  Treasury  bench, 
where  wastheLady  Matilda? — sitting 
alone,  blinding  her  bright  eyes  with 
the  last  dreary  novel,  and  longing  to 
see  the  first  grey  light  through  the 
windows,  which  announced  the  hour 
of  the  division. 

Castleton  came  duly  home,  but  it 
was  after  a  night  of  feverish  excite- 
ment, with  a  pallid  cheek  and  falter- 
ing tongue,  to  hurry,  after  a  few 
words  of  kindness,  to  his  chamber, 
and  there  linger  out  the  day  unsee- 
ing and  unseen  but  by  his  wife,  or 
perhaps  his  physician. 

The  lady  remonstrated  in  vain. — 
His  constant  reply  was,  that  he  owed 
a  duty  to  his  country  which  it  would 
be  unmanly  not  to  fulfil.  The  Ses- 
sion would  be  over  in  a  week,  and 
then  for  the  country,  Matilda,  and 
happiness  again. 

The  week  passed,  but  the  Session 
had  only  grown  more  perplexed.  The 
debates  were  now  perpetual,  and 
Castleton's  assistance  was  felt  to  be 
of  so  much  value,  that  even  his  day 
was  broken  in  upon  by  frequent 
summonses  to  Downing  Street.  On 
his  return  one  morning  after  a  de- 
bate of  peculiar  agitation,  he  found 
Matilda  with  her  head  resting  on  the 
table,  beside  which  she  had  passed 
the  night.  She  was  asleep,  and  as 
he  stepped  softly  towards  her— the 
morning  light  fell  on  her  features 
with  a  gleam  so  pallid,  that  he  thought 
she  was  actually  dead  or  dying.  He 


raised  her  in  terror,  and  saw  then 
for  the  first  time  the  full  effect  that 
this  watching  and  anxiety  had  pro- 
duced on  her  young  beauty. 

"  We  must  go  to  the  country  at 
once,  Matilda,"  said  he,  pressing  her 
pale  cheek  to  his  bosom  j  "  this  life 
does  not  suit  either  of  us.  Before 
to-morrow  morning,  we  must  be 
many  a  mile  from  this  spot  of  perpe- 
tual fever."  Matilda  was  all  delight 
at  the  thought. 

At  dinner,  a  note  marked  "  most 
private  and  confidential,"  was  hand- 
ed to  him.  It  was  from  the  Minister, 
requestinghis  "  immediate  presence." 
He  found  the  great  man  in  a  state  of 
serious  agitation.  "  Lord  Castleton," 
said  he,  "  I  have  no  reserves  with 
you ;  a  man  of  your  honour  is  made 
to  be  trusted.  That  pitiful  fellow," 
and  he  named  one  of  the  most  bust- 
ling members  of  his  cabinet,  "  is  en- 
deavouring to  outwit  us.  I  have  cer- 
tain knowledge  that  he  is  at  this  mo- 
ment making  terms  with  the  enemy, 
and  that  if  we  suffer  him  to  remain 
among  us  another  night,  wherever 
the  disgrace  may  lie,  the  fall  will  be 
ours."  Castleton  "  fully  agreed  with 
the  view  which  his  lordship  had  ta- 
ken— he  had  long  seen  that  a  game 
was  going  on,  and  he  had  only  want- 
ed the  Minister's  permission  to  ex- 
pose it." 

The  Premier  half  embraced  him. 
"  You  have  now  my  full  permission," 
was  the  answer  j  "  and  that  you  may 
execute  this  act  no  less  of  justice 
than  of  public  good  with  the  more 
weight,  my  colleagues  have  come 
to  a  determination  to  request  your 
acceptance  of  his  office." 

Castleton  recoiled.  The  recollec- 
tion of  his  promise  flashed  across 
him;  he  declined  the  appointment, 
"  high  as  it  was,  and  gratifying  to  all 
his  feelings." 

But  the  Minister  had  too  strong  an 
interest  in  the  question,  to  be  repul- 
sed by  what  he  considered  as  mere 
political  coquetry.  The  discussion 
lasted  for  a  considerable  time,  during 
which  Castleton  was  beaten  from 
point  to  point,  until,  nothing  loath, 
he  yielded,  and  walked  home  that 
night  to  communicate  to  Matilda  that 
she  was  the  wife  of  a  Secretary  of 
State. 

The  appointment  justified  the  Mi- 
nister's sagacity.  Castleton,  assisted 
by  the  impression  of  his  new  official 
rank,  produced  a  powerful  effect  in 


The  Premier  and  his  Wife. 


the  House.  The  intriguer  was  the 
first  to  feel  the  change ;  and  the  in- 
dignant lashing  which  he  received  on 
the  first  attempt  to  defend  and  re- 
criminate, put  him  out  of  the  pale  at 
once.  Real  talent  is  inevitably  de- 
veloped by  the  occasion,  and  the 
Secretary,  in  a  short  time,  equally 
surprised  his  friends  and  enemies  by 
his  skill,  activity,  and  force  in  de- 
bate. The  tide  now  rapidly  turned, 
and  he  had  the  honour  of  steering 
the  lucky  vessel  of  the  Ministry  into 
harbour.  Opposition  relaxed,  and 
the  Session  closed  with  a  triumphant 
majority  for  Ministers. 

But  what  had  become  of  the  Se- 
cretary's lady  meanwhile  ?  A  change 
had  been  wrought  upon  her  still 
more  signal  than  upon  her  ambitious 
lord.  Her  public  rank  had  now  pla- 
ced her  in  the  front  of  fashion.  As 
the  wife  of  one  of  the  most  prominent 
members  of  the  Cabinet,  she  too  had 
her  "  public  duties  to  perform,"  her 
levees,  patronages,her  receptions.  The 
court,  the  opera,  and  the  petit  souper, 
the  most  select  of  the  select,  an  ad- 
mission to  which  constituted  of  itself 
a  title  to  the  first  society,  and  was 
the  object  of  as  much  canvassing, 
and  the  source  of  as  much  jealousy, 
as  the  most  distinguished  honours  of 
the  state ;  and  a  perpetual  round  of 
amusements  half  official,  and  politics 
half  pleasure,  occupied  every  hour 
of  the  fair  Matilda;  still  the  watcher 
of  the  dawn,  but  no  longer  the  pale, 
the  pensive,  or  the  solitary;  but  the 
high-rouged,  the  high-toned,  and  the 
highly-surrounded  leader  of  those  by 
whom  every  thing  else  is  led,  the 
beaux  and  beauties  of  the  land. 

The  current  of  public  affairs  ran 
on  prosperously,  and  Castleton  was 
now  openly  named  as  the  inevitable 
successor  to  the  premiership  on  the 
first  vacancy.  He  sat  at  the  full  ban- 
quet of  power.  He  was  ambitious, 
and  every  object  that  could  awake  or 
reward  the  ambition  of  man  was 
within  his  grasp.  But  there  were 
times  when  he  felt  that  the  spirit 
longs  for  simpler,  yet  not  less  sub- 
stantial luxuries;  and  in  the  very 
proudest  hours  of  office,  with  am- 
bassadors crowding  round  him,  and 
the  fate  of  kingdoms  all  but  depend- 
ing on  his  will,  he  has  found  him- 
self thinking  of  the  fields  and  streams, 
the  quiet  meals,  and  the  pleasant 

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97 

evenings,  which  he  had  forfeited  for 
this  fiery  whirl  of  heart  and  brain. 

The  image  of  his  wife,  too,  as  he 
had  seen  her  in  their  retirement, 
young,  lovely,  and  fond,  rose  up  to 
add  at  once  beauty  and  melancholy 
to  the  picture.  But  where  was  she 
at  that  moment? — in  the  centre  of  the 
most  heartless,  nay,  the  most  hazard- 
ous, life.  The  latter  idea  was  reject- 
ed at  once.  Yet,  if  the  thought  was 
accidental,  it  reverted  with  new 
power.  Some  rumours  at  the  Clubs, 
too,  recurred  painfully  to  his  mind. 
He  was  inflexibly  secure  that  the 
heart  of  the  woman  whom  he  had  so 
thoroughly  known,  and  so  sincerely 
loved,  could  not  suffer  even  a  thought 
injurious  to  his  feelings.  Yet  the 
thought  would  recur.  To  drive  all 
suspicion  from  his  mind,  he  plunged 
into  business  with  more  avidity  than 
ever. 

One  night  as  he  was  returning 
from  a  debate,  protracted  to  an  unu- 
sually late  hour,  a  shower  drove  him 
into  one  of  the  Clubs  in  Pail-Mall, 
where  he  had  been  an  absentee  until 
his  face  was  forgotten.  Throwing 
himself  into  a  corner  beside  the  fire, 
he  took  up  a  newspaper,  and  was  ro- 
ving over  the  Ukraine,  and  following 
the  fates  of  a  Tartar  incursion,  when 
he  heard  his  lady's  name  pronounced, 
and  in  something  of  a  peculiar  tone. 
The  voice  proceeded  from  a  party 
lingering  over  their  concluding  bot- 
tle at  the  further  end  of  the  room. 

The  observation,  be  it  what  it 
might,found  an  answerer  in  one  of  the 
guests,  who  exclaimed  theatrically, 

"  Be  thou  as  pure  as  snow,  as  chaste  as 

ice, 
Thou  canst  not  escape  calumny !" 

"  Calumny,  none  whatever !"  was 
the  reply.  "  But  let  the  thing  be 
true  as  it  may,  what  else  can  you  ex- 
pect from  the  nature  of  the  case  ? 
Here  is  a  pretty  woman,  a  very  pret- 
ty woman,  with  as  much  money  as 
she  can  spend,  with  rank,  and  every 
thing  that  rank  can  give,  to  make  a 
pretty  woman  play  the  deuce." 

"  While  my  lord  plays  '  the  Care- 
less Husband,'"  interrupted  another. 

The  point  was  considered  worth  a 
laugh,  and  the  laugh  was  fully  given. 

"  Yet  not  so  much  '  the  Careless 
Husband/  "  said  another,  as  '"  the 
Fool  of  Quality.'  Here  is  now  what  is 


08 

called  a  man  of  talents,  and  I  fairly 
allow  him  the  possession.  He  is,  in 
fact,  a  fellow  of  great  public  powers; 
and  yet,  while  he  is  haranguing  away 
by  the  hour,  convincing,  explaining, 
and  certainly  giving  Opposition  as 
much  to  do  as  they  can  manage,  he 
leaves  his  house  open  to  every  lord- 
ling,  guardsman,  or  foreign  puppy, 
that  takes  the  trouble  to  pay  his  de- 
voirs." 

"  But  can  he  help  it  ?"  observed 
some  one. 

"  Not  without  making  himself  ri- 
diculous. Jealousy  of  any  kind  is 
out  of  fashion,  but  jealousy  in  a  Se- 
cretary of  State  would  set  the  world 
a-laughing.  No, the  man  must  submit 
to  his  fate.  If  he  must  be  pinned 
to  the  desk  all  day,  and  to  Parlia- 
ment all  night — if  he  must  have 
separate  meals,  separate  equipages, 
separate  friends,  and  separate  beds 
—the  consequence  is  as  plain  as  the 
sun  at  mid-noon,  which  either  of  the 
parties  so  seldom  has  an  opportunity 
of  seeing." 

"  Come,  you  are  too  hard  upon  the 
world,"  said  a  would-be  moralist. 
"  The  lady  has  exhibited  no  decided 
penchant,  and,  in  that  case,  the  more 
adorers  the  safer." 

"  Yes,  as  in  a  multitude  of  coun- 
sellors there  is  safety,"  said  another, 
laughing — "  A  proverb  which  has  as 
little  of  the  practical  in  it,  as  any  in 
the  whole  round  of  human  wisdom. 
Why,  I  could  name  half-a-dozen, 
horse,  foot,  and  dragoons,  who  carry 
on  a  regular  fire  of  sentimentality 
with  her  ladyship,  are  as  essential  to 
her  as  her  waiting-maid,  who  swear 
that  they  could  carry  her  off  to  Scot- 
land or  Kamschatka,  in  a  twist  of 
their  mustaches." 

Castleton  sprung  on  his  feet; 
and  was  about  to  rush  upon  the 
throat  of  the  speaker.  But  a  mo- 
ment's recollection  checked  him.  He 
stood  in  an  agony,  that  need  not  have 
been  envied  by  the  criminal  on  the 
gibbet.  His  head  grew  dizzy,  his 
eyes  grew  dim.  He  hastily  swallow- 
ed a  glass  of  water  that  stood  beside 
him,  or  he  must  have  fainted.  When 
he  had  recovered,  the  party,  disturb- 
ed by  his  movement,  had  separated, 
and  gone  down  stairs. 

He  reached  home.  It  was  a  night 
of  gala.  Lady  Castleton  had  given 
a  masquerade,  to  which  the  whole 
beau  monde  had  pressed  in  a  levee 
en  masse.  All  London  had  been  ra- 


The  Premier  and  his  Wife. 


[Jan. 


ving  of  it  for  the  last  month.  The 
choice  of  costumes,  the  hopes  of  get- 
ting tickets,  the  terror  of  not  getting 
them,  the  showy  anticipations  of  a 
fancy  ball,  given  by  the  most  showy 
leader  of  the  exclusive  world,  had 
kept  the  pillows  of  the  fair  and  noble 
restless  ;  or,  as  Johnson  says,  on  a 
scarcely  more  anxious  occasion,  the 
amnesty  at  the  Restoration,  "  awoke 
the  nutter  of  innumerable  bosoms." 
The  night  came ;  the  ball  was  given ; 
and  the  master  of  the  mansion  en- 
tered his  house  with  no  more  know- 
ledge of  the  proceedings  under  its 
roof  than  if  he  had  dropped  from  the 
moon. 

No  man  at  least  could  have  been 
less  in  the  temper  to  enjoy  the  festi- 
vity. The  glare  and  glitter,  the  mul- 
titude, every  thing  round  him  over- 
powered his  eye  and  feelings  alike, 
and,  after  an  attempt  to  exchange 
civilities  with  a  few  of  the  persons 
who  had  been  fortunate  enough  to 
establish  a  position  on  the  landing- 
place,  he  retired  to  his  chamber  and 
threw  himself  on  the  sofa — which  he 
had  not  pressed  for  a  fortnight  of 
oratory  and  diplomacy — to  get  rid  of 
the  world  and  its  revellers,  and  fall 
asleep,  for  once,  without  caring  for 
"  the  Division." 

But  to  sleep  was  impossible.  The 
conversation  at  the  club-room  came 
with  fresh  keenness  upon  his  mind. 
A  domino,  one  of  the  dozen  changes, 
which  the  spirit  of  his  fair  wife  was 
to  undergo  during  the  night,  had,  by 
some  accident  made  its  way  into  his 
apartment ;  he  flung  it  over  him,  and 
hurried  down,  and  figured  among  the 
bacchanals  and  bashaws,  shepherd- 
esses of  the  Alps,  and  suitors  wrapped 
up  to  the  chin  in  their  silks  and  furs 
of  Doria  and  Dandolo.  For  the  mo- 
ment Castleton  determined  to  enjoy 
the  scene.  But  he  found  himself 
unconsciously  looking  for  the  lady 
of  the  fete,  and  at  length  asked  a  su- 
perb Spanish  cavalier,  lounging  in 
stately  idleness  over  his  sherbet, 
whether  Lady  Castleton  had  yet 
made  her  appearance  among  the  mas- 
quers. "  I  presume,  not  till  supper," 
was  the  Don's  easy  answer,  "  her 
ladyship  is  too  *  supreme  bon  ton1  to 
appear  in  the  melee,  that  she  sets 
dancing  and  yawning  here.  Besides, 
after  all,  it  depends  on  the  reigning 
chevalier  whether  she  appears  at  all." 

Castleton  gave  an  involuntary  start. 
The  Don,  pleased  with  having  some- 


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thing  to  say,  and  some  one  to  listen 
to  it,  disburdened  his  soul.  "  Her 
ladyship  is  a  beauty  and  a  belle  ;  but 
where  are  the  advantages  of  either, 
unless  they  are  enjoyed  ?  She  loves 
admiration,  as  every  fine  woman  does. 
It  is  paid  to  her  as  every  fine  woman 
receives  it,  by  right  divine ;  and  if, 
within  a  month  or  a  minute,  she  shall 
take  a  trip  to  the  continent,  under 
the  protection  of  her  Polish  Count, 
or  retire  to  the  soft  solitudes  of  the 
lakes,  under  the  guidance  of  her 
Colonel  of  the  Blues,  the  whole 
matter  will  be,  as  you  know,  selon 
les  regies.1' 

Castleton's  inmost  feelings  were 
wrung  by  this  unconscious  torment- 
or. That  the  man  to  whom  so  many 
knees  bowed,  that  the  Noble,  that 
the  leader  of  the  leading  interests  of 
the  State,  should  thus  degenerate 
into  the  subject  of  a  sneer  among  the 
triflers  of  society,  was  a  sting  to  his 
proud  heart.  But  that  the  sneer 
should  be  fastened  on  him  in  that 
relation,  where  every  man  feels  most 
sensitively,  and  where  he  had  once 
fixed  all  his  hopes  of  personal  hap- 
piness, was  an  agony.  Still  he  paused. 
To  find  out  his  wife  instantly,  to  de- 
clare his  indignation  at  the  career 
which  she  was  running,  to  expel  with 
the  most  marked  ignominy,  on  the 
spot,  the  whole  train  of  parasites  or 
lovers,  or  under  whatever  title  they 
brought  his  wife's  fair  fame  into  the 
public  mouth,  was  his  first  impulse. 
But  then  his  knowledge  of  human 
nature  told  him  how  little  insight  he 
should  gain,  into  the  real  state  of  the 
case,  by  this  public  explosion  ;  how 
irretrievable  he  would  make  the 
offence;  nay,  how  possible  it  was 
that  the  whole  was  the  mere  thought- 
less complaisance  of  a  gay  and  love- 
ly woman,  with  the  supposed  neces- 
sities of  her  position  at  the  head  of 
fashionable  life.  His  purpose  soft- 
ened, her  beauty  rose  before  him, 
the  homefelt  enjoyment  of  those 
hours,  when  party  had  not  checked 
the  current  of  domestic  life,  to  pour 
the  whole  force  of  his  head  and 
heart  among  the  rocks  and  precipices 
of  public  life,  recurred  with  a  self- 
accusing  sensation  to  his  memory. 

The  air  of  the  splendid  saloon, 
vast  as  it  was,  suddenly  felt  hot,  in- 
tolerably hot,  to  this  sufferer  under 
the  fever  of  the  mind.  The  glare  of 
the  innumerable  lights  vexed  and 


smote  his  eye  ;  lie  threw  himself  into 
one  of  those  recesses,  that,  covered 
with  shrubs  and  flowers,  make  the  lit- 
tle temporary  retreats  of  the  guests 
for  coolness  and  air. 

A  picture  of  Lady  Castleton,  hung 
in  the  alcove,  caught  his  glance.  It 
had  been  painted  in  her  Tuscan  ex- 
cursion ;  and  the  costume,  the  loveli- 
ness, and  the  look  of  innocent  ani- 
mation, instantly  brought  back  the 
whole  scene.  "  Why,"  he  almost 
audibly  exclaimed,  "  are  we  not  now 
as  we  were  then  ?  Or  why  am  I 
now  the  husband  of  a  gaudy,  glitter- 
ing thing,  with  a  heart  for  none,  or 
for  all;  turning  my  house  into  a 
caravansary,  and  giving  my  name  to 
be  scoffed  at  by  every  coxcomb  who 
will  condescend  to  waste  an  hour  up- 
on her  extravagant  entertainments  ? 
And  yet,  is  it  not  the  nature  of  woman 
to  be  fond  and  faithful,  until  she  is 
cast  off  from  her  natural  protection  ? , 
Have  I  done  the  duty  which  I  owed 
to  her  weakness  ?  Have  I  not  given 
up  to  office  the  time  and  the  thoughts, 
that  in  common  gratitude,  if  not  in 
common  justice,  I  ought  to  have 
given  to  a  being  who  trusted  herself, 
her  fortune,  and  her  hopes  of  happy 
and  honourable  life  to  me,  in  pre- 
ference to  all  mankind  ?"  The  medi- 
tation was  broken  off  by  the  sound  of 
voices  on  the  other  side  of  the  little 
screen  of  shrubs;  the  voices  rose 
gradually  from  a  whisper, and  Castle- 
ton  heard  their  words  before  he 
could  distinguish  the  tones  of  the 
speakers.  The  topic  was  the  very 
one  which  had  just  occupied  him- 
self. One  of  the  party  was  evidently 
urging  the  other  to  some  hazardous 
step,  by  arguments  drawn  from  the 
remissness  of  a  husband.  The  reply 
was  half  serious,  half  gay,  but  the 
badinage  of  the  lady  seemed  only  to 
encourage  the  gentleman  to  presume 
further,  until  he  ended  with  a  direct 
proposition  to  fly  from  the  roof  of  a 
husband  who  palpably  neglected  her, 
or  probably  was  anxious  only  to  urge 
her,  by  this  open  insult,  to  break 
their  mutual  chain.  The  proposal 
was  received  in  silence,  which  seem- 
ed the  silence  of  consent;  but  it  was 
soon  evident  that  it  was  the  silence 
of  indignation.  The  lady  reproached 
the  tempter  with  the  folly  which  had 
made  him  construe  the  common 
acquiescences  of  fashionable  life 
into  crime?  and  declaring  that  she 


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100 

would  instantly  denounce  the  of- 
fender to  her  husband,  attempted  to 
withdraw. 

"  Your  husband !"  was  the  answer, 
"  and  where  will  you  look  for  him  ? 
If  truth  must  be  told,  is  it  not  no- 
torious, that  you  are  as  much  separ- 
ated from  each  other,  as  if  you  were 
already  divorced;  that  he  pursues 
one  mistress,  Ambition,  or  perhaps 
twenty  other  mistresses  more  name- 
less, and  leaves  you  to  solitude  and 
neglect  ?  How  often  in  the  last  montli 
have  you  seen  the  face  of  the  hus- 
band to  whom  you  profess  yourself 
BO  much  attached  ?  Bound  you  may 
be,  but  attached,  pardon  me,  is  to- 
tally impossible." 

No  reply  followed ;  the  indigna- 
tion had  given  way  to  tears.  "  Come," 
said  the  tempter,  "  let  those  tears 
be  the  last  that  you  shall  ever 
shed  under  this  roof.  All  is  ready 
to  convey  you  from  the  house  of  a 
cold-blooded  and  careless  tyrant, 
who,  before  all  the  world,  treats  you 
with  a  contempt  not  to  be  endured 
by  youth,  birth,  and  beauty,  and  con- 
vey you  where  you  will  be  received 
with  honour,  and  treated  with  the 
homage  due  to  loveliness  and  Lady 
Castleton." 

"  Villain !  let  loose  my  hands !" 
were  the  only  words  that  Castleton 
could  hear,  before  he  had  burst 
through  the  screen,  and  stood  before 
the  astonished  pair.  The  gentleman 
was  the  identical  French  Ex-Count, 
who  two  years  before,  in  the  streets 
of  Florence,  had  received  Castleton's 
pistol  shot,  and  who,  with  the  double 
object  of  gratifying  his  revenge,  and 
of  carrying  off  the  handsome  settle- 
ment of  the  handsome  heiress,  had 
availed  himself  of  the  first  moment 
of  his  recovery,  to  ask  passports  for 
England,  and  present  himself  at  her 
ladyship's  levee.  The  Count  was  a 
dancer  no  more,  for  the  pistol  ball 
had  spoiled  his  talent  in  that  direc- 
tion, but  he  made  charades,  sung 
canzonettes,  played  the  guitar,  and 
was  a  Frenchman!  qualifications 
which  are  found  irresistible  with  the 
sex,  and  which  naturally  authorized 
him  to  think  himself  indispensable 
to  the  brilliant  lady  of  the  Minister, 
and  as  they  have  done  to  a  host  of 
brilliant  ladies,  who  having  spent 
six  months  beyond  the  Channel,  are 
thenceforth  entitled  to  feel  the  ex- 
quisite superiority  of  the  foreign 
graces.  But  in  the  present  instance 


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the  Count  had  calculated  too  rapidly; 
and  the  lady,  who  had  indulged  him 
with  her  smiles,  was  perfectly  sur- 
prised at  the  accomplished  stranger's 
expecting  more  than  smiles.  She  had 
flung  him  from  her,  with  a  sincerity, 
that  perfectly  surprised  the  French- 
man in  turn.  He  was  a  ruffian,  and 
would  probably  have  dragged  her 
reluctant  ladyship  to  the  chaise  and 
pair,  which  he  had  waiting  for  the 
result  of  his  argument,  but  Castle- 
ton's  sudden  presence  put  an  end  to 
this  portion  of  the  plan;  and  the 
Count  had  scarcely  begun  to  make  a 
speech,  "accounting  for  appearances 
in  the  most  satisfactory  manner," 
when  the  indignant  husband's  grasp 
was  on  his  throat.  The  struggle  was 
brief,  but  it  was  effective.  Castleton 
was  strong,  but  if  he  had  possessed  but 
the  nerves  of  an  infant,  his  towering 
indignation  would  have  given  him 
vigour.  To  drag  the  offender  through 
the  saloon  would  have  been  tedious, 
and  have  attracted  attention.  The 
alternative  was  the  window,  and 
through  the  window  was  flung  the 
Count.  It  was,  fortunately  for  his 
limbs,  not  high,  and  it  opened  into 
the  garden.  He  alighted  in  great 
astonishment,  and,  in  a  whirlwind  of 
sacres,  made  solitary  use  of  that 
post-chaise  which  was  to  have  carried 
along  with  him  the  matchless  "  mis- 
tress of  his  soul,"  and  restorer  of 
his  fallen  finances,  and  took  the 
Dover  road,  inventing  epigrams  on 
the  country,  fierce  enough  to  make 
England  wish  herself  at  the  bottom 
of  the  sea. 

Castleton  turned  to  his  lady.  He, 
too,  had  his  share  of  astonishment ; 
he  had  expected  a  contrite  speech, 
clasped  hands,  and  a  flood  of  tears. 
He  saw  none  of  the  three.  But  the 
lady  laughed ;  as  far  as  bienseance 
will  suffer  so  rude  a  thing  as  laugh- 
ter to  derange  the  etiquette  of  a  high- 
born physiognomy.  She  extended 
to  him  one  of  the  fairest  possible 
hands.  "  You  seem  to  be  horribly 
angry  with  the  Count,  my  dear 
lord,"  said  she,  "  but  he  is  excusable 
from  the  manners  of  his  country.  I 
hope  you  have  broke  none  of  my 
poor  admirer's  limbs.  He  must  live 
by  his  talents,  and  if  you  disfigure 
him,  he  will  be  excluded  from  giving 
lessons  on  the  guitar  to  any  woman 
of  fashion." 

Her  husband  listened  in  undis- 
sembled  wrath. .  "  Madam,"  he  at 


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length  exclaimed,  "  am  I  to  believe 
my  senses  ?  Can  this  tone  be  seri- 
ous? It  would  better  become  you 
to  fall  on  your  knees,  and  thank 
Heaven  for  having  saved  you  from 
the  miseries  of  a  life,  the  most  con- 
temptible, the  most  wretched,  and 
the  most  hateful  that  can  fall  to  the 
lot  of  a  human  being."  He  turned  to 
leave  her — he  gave  a  last  glance.  She 
still  smiled.  "  I  beg  but  one  thing, 
my  dear  lord,"  said  she,  once  more 
holding  out  the  lovely  hand ;  "  if  those 
can  be  your  real  sentiments,  that  you 
will  keep  them  as  private  as  pos- 
sible. They  are  totally  tramontane 
in  this  part  of  the  world,  however 
they  may  exist  in  Westminster.  At- 
tentions from  all  men  are  considered 
a  natural  tribute  on  their  part,  to  wo- 
men of  a  certain  rank ;  and  to  refuse 
them,  would  be  an  absolute  breach 
of  decorum  on  ours.  At  least,  these 
are  the  lessons  which  I  understand 
to  be  essential  to  the  leaders  of  so- 
ciety ;  and  as  your  lordship  has  been 
too  much  occupied  by  higher  pur- 
suits, to  care  what  I  learned,  or  who 
were  my  teachers,  I  have  only  avail- 
ed myself  of  such  instructions  as 
make  the  law  of  fashion." 

"  And  this  is  your  ladyship's  de- 
termination," said  Castleton,  sternly. 

"  Certainly,  until  your  lordship 
shall  condescend  to  teach  me  bet- 
ter," said  the  lady,  sportively.  Her 
husband,  without  look  or  word  more, 
quitted  the  apartment.  The  lady  re- 
joined her  guests,  was  more  ani- 
mated, more  brilliant,  and  more  ad- 
mired than  ever — was  the  soul  of 
every  thing  gay  and  graceful,  till  the 
morning  sun,  breaking  in  through 
curtains  and  casements,  began  to 
make  those  discoveries  in  exhausted 
complexions  and  dilapidated  ringlets, 
which  drive  beauty  to  her  couch, 
saw  the  last  fairy  foot  glide  over  the 
last  semblance  of  the  chalked  lilies 
and  roses  on  her  floors,  heard  the 
last  clang  of  the  last  steeds  over  the 
pave  of  her  court-yard,  and  then  re- 
tired to  herjehamber,  to  take  a  mi- 
niature of  her  husband  from  its  case, 
and  weep  over  it,  and  sleep  with  it 
hid  in  her  bosom. 

The  season  flourished  still,  and 
Lady  Castleton  was  now  more  in- 
contestably  than  ever,  the  sovereign 
of  the  season.  Her  fetes  were  de- 
corated by  more  counts,  ambassa- 
dors, and  lords  of  principalities,  from 
Siberia  to  the  Seine,  than  any  within 


memory.  In  the  midst  of  this  glory, 
she  herself  was  the  guiding  star,  the 
most  glittering  where  all  was  bright ; 
but  the  rouge  covered  a  cheek  which 
was  growing  paler  and  paler,  and 
the  jewels  covered  a  bosom  filled 
with  pangs,  that  the  envied  possess- 
or of  all  this  opulence  felt  preying  on 
her  existence. 

Castleton  had  turned  to  his  old 
career  with  still  more  activity  and 
success.  His  mind,  once  at  rest  upon 
the  subject  of  Lady  Castleton's  fame, 
and  feeling  that  he  might  confide  in 
her  honour,  if  he  had  lost  her  heart, 
he  determined  to  forget  domestic 
cares  in  the  whirl  of  public  life.  Dis- 
tinctions now  flowed  in  upon  him  ir- 
repressibly,  as  they  do  upon  the  fa- 
vourites of  Fortune.  A  new  step  in 
the  peerage  only  ushered  in  his  Ma- 
jesty's most  gracious  commands, 
"  that  he  should  lay  the  basis  of  a 
new  administration."  In  another 
week  he  was  Premier.  He  had  now 
attained  the  height  for  which  he  had 
panted  ;  but  he  had  now  attained  all 
that  once  brightened  the  future,  and 
he  feelingly  "discovered  the  truth, 
that  hope  is  essential  even  to  the  vi- 
gour of  ambition.  In  the  loftiness  of 
his  public  rank,  he  experienced  the 
common  sensation  of  all  men  who 
have  nothingmore  to  gain,  and  whose 
anxieties  now  turn  on  what  they 
have  to  lose.  In  the  full  blaze  of 
prosperity,  he  felt  chillness  of  heart 
growing  upon  him.  To  his  own 
wonder,  the  generous,  the  daring, 
the  ardent  aspirant,  was  gradually 
withering  into  the  suspicious,  the 
anxious,  and  the  stern  possessor  of 
power.  The  discovery  pained  him 
still  more  than  it  surprised  him.  He 
had  now  been  for  some  months  ha- 
bitually estranged  from  home;  and 
the  newspapers,  in  their  notices  of 
routs  and  concerts,  alone  gave  him 
the  intimation  that  his  establishment 
was  splendid  as  ever,  his  mansion 
still  the  temple  of  the  great  and  the 
fair,  and  his  lady  the  presiding  priest- 
ess of  the  temple.  An  involuntary 
sigh  broke  from  him,  as  the  memory 
of  gentler  days  came  across  his  mind. 
He  would  have  thrown  off  the  chains 
of  office,  of  which  he  now  felt  no- 
thing but  the  weight ;  the  gilding  had 
long  lost  all  its  temptation  to  his  eye. 
But  "  national  emergencies,  the  will 
of  a  sovereign,  the  necessity  of  keep- 
ing Administration  together,"  the 
cloud  of  reasons  that  gather  over  thq 


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[Jan. 


understanding  when  we  are  yet  ir- 
resolute in  the  right,  bewildered 
even  the  strong  mind  of  the  Minister. 

He  was  roused  from  one  of  those 
meditations,  by  his  valet's  announ- 
cing that  he  would  be  too  late  for 
the  "  drawing-room."  It  was  the  last 
of  the  season,  and  he  must  attend. 
With  a  heavy  and  an  irritated  heart, 
he  obeyed  the  tyranny  of  etiquette, 
and  drove  to  St  James's.  Nothing 
could  be  more  gracious  than  his  re- 
ception ;  but  while  he  was  in  the  very 
sunshine  of  royal  conversation,  a 
face  passed  him  that  obliterated  even 
the  presence  of  royalty.  It  was  pale 
and  thin,  through  all  the  artifices  of 
dress.  No  magnificence  could  dis- 
guise the  fact,  that  some  secret  grief 
was  feeding  on  the  roses  there.  The 
face  was  still  beautiful  and  beaming, 
but  the  lustre  of  the  eye  was  dim.  It 
was  Lady  Castleton.  Both  bowed, 
and  a  hurried  word  was  exchanged, 
they  passed  out  of  the  circle  toge- 
ther, and  returned  to  their  home  to- 
gether. The  phenomenon  excited 
more  astonishment  than  a  treaty  be- 
tween the  Knights  of  Malta  and  the 
Algerines.  It  was  the  universal  to- 
pic of  the  evening.  The  next  day, 
the  fact  transpired  that  Lord  and 
Lady  Castleton  had  sent  their  apolo- 
gies to  the  noble  mansions  at  which 
they  were  respectively  to  have  dined, 
and  were  surmised  to  have  even  dined 
tete-a-tete.  Expectation  was  now 
fully  afloat,  and  the  news  followed 
that  a  succession  of  equipages  had 
started  from  his  lordship's  mansion 
at  an  early  hour  on  the  day  after  the 
drawing-room.  But  one  wonder  more 
was  to  be  completed,  and  the  wonder 
came  —  the  announcement  to  the 
Peers  and  Commons  that  a  new  Mi- 
nistry was  about  to  be  formed,  "  the 
Lord  Castleton  having,  from  ill 
health,  resigned."  The  reason  was, 
like  the  friar's  beard  in  Rabelais, 
partly  the  work  of  nature,  and  partly 
of  convenience.  The  Premier's  frame 
had  been  sinking  under  the  anxieties 
of  his  mind,  and  if  he  had  delayed 
his  retirement  from  office  a  year 
longer,  it  must  have  closed  with  a 
retirement  into  his  grave. 

Castleton  and  his  lovely  lady  were 
forgotten  in  an  eternity  of  three 
months ;  and  as  his  lordship  was  no 
Meltonian,  nor  her  ladyship  the  pre- 
sident of  a  mission  for  teaching  the 
peasantry  to  preach  in  the  unknown 
tongue,they  thus  threw  away  the  natu- 
ral means  of  keeping  their  names  alive. 


They  remained  in  their  exile  for 
the  intermediate  period  of  five  years, 
under  the  unimaginable  penalties 
of  a  noble  mansion,  a  lovely  land- 
scape round  them,  a  grateful  tenant- 
try,  and  a  life  full  of  the  diversified 
occupations  of  intelligent  minds,  de- 
termined to  do  what  good  they  can 
in  their  day.  At  the  end  of  the  five 
years  they  returned  to  London,  on 
their  way  to  a  summer  tour  among 
the  glories  of  the  Swiss  Alps.  Time 
had  made  formidable  inroads  among 
their  circle.  The  beauties  had  be- 
come blues,  and  the  blues  had  be- 
come card-players,  critics,  and  gor- 
gons.  Nine-tenths  of  the  lady's  ac- 
quaintances had  become  terrible  be- 
yc/ud  all  power  of  the  toilet. 

His  lordship's  friends  had  felt  the 
common  fate,  in  the  shape  of  loss  of 
office,  or  loss  of  money;  claret  had 
extinguished  some— gout  had  made 
an  example  of  others — and  a  new 
Parliament  had  so  unfortunately  ex- 
empted others  from  the  duty  of  tend- 
ing the  public  interests,  that  they 
had  summarily  crossed  the  British 
Channel,  to  study  ways  and  means 
of  their  own. 

Castleton  was  in  the  prime  of  life 
and  health,  and  was  rustic  enough 
to  think  the  dulness  of  the  country 
more  wholesome,  and  even  more  inte- 
resting, than  any  number  of  nights 
spent  between  the  House  and  the 
Clubs.  His  lady  was  now  the  mo- 
ther of  four  children,  wild  and  lovely 
as  the  wild  flowers  of  their  native 
meadows.  She  had  recovered  her 
beauty ;  no  fictitious  colour  was  now 
required  to  give  the  rose  or  lily  to 
one  of  the  finest  countenances  of  wo- 
man. She  had  the  health  of  the  mind. 
Her  spirit  was  not  now  wasted  in 
flashing  at  midnight  over  a  crowd  of 
sumptuous  and  weary  revellers  ;— 
hers  was  the  lamp  that  threw  its  sa- 
cred light  over  the  sacredness  of 
home.  She  honoured  her  husband 
for  his  talents,  his  acquirements,  and 
his  fame,  but  she  loved  him  for  his 
heart.  He  had  made  a  high  sacrifice 
for  her ;  and  she  was  proud  of  him 
and  the  sacrifice.  Neither  count  nor 
prince  was  now  found  essential  to 
her  existence.  Her  husband's  praise 
was  worth  the  incense  of  a  kneeling 
circle  of  sovereigns.  Castleton  was 
an  English  husband  to  her ;  she  was 
an  English  wife  to  him,  and  the  name 
includes  all  the  names  of  love,  ho- 
nour, and  happiness. 


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103 


ON  PARLIAMENTARY  REFORM  AND  THE  FRENCH  REVOLUTION, 

No.  XIII. 

Revolutionary  Concession —  The  New  Bill, 


IT  was  this  day  twelve  months 
that  this  course  of  papers  on  Parlia- 
mentary Reform  and  the  French  Re- 
volution began.  At  that  period  all 
the  journals,  and  a  great  proportion 
of  the  people  of  this  country,  were 
unanimous  in  favour  of  the  French 
convulsion;  and  a  large  majority, in 
point  of  numbers  at  least,  were  in- 
clined to  expect  public  tranquillity, 
general  satisfaction,  increased  pros- 
perity, and  renovated  vigour,  from 
the  infusion  of  popular  power  into 
the  ancient  veins  of  the  British  Con- 
stitution. 

Foreseeing  the  disastrous  conse- 
quences which  must  inevitably  en- 
sue from  the  prevalence  of  such  ab- 
surd and  unfounded  illusions,  we 
applied  ourselves  vigorously  to  stem 
the  torrent;  never  expecting,  in- 
deed, that  any  single  efforts  could  at 
once  effect  any  considerable  change 
in  public  opinion ;  but  confident  that 
Truth  would  gradually  assert  its  as- 
cendant over  Falsehood,  and  that  in 
the  end  the  truth  of  the  principles 
we  advocated  would  become  obvious 
to  the  most  prejudiced  of  mankind. 
With  this  view,  we  endeavoured,  in 
a  series  of  papers,  to  illustrate  the 
fundamental  principles  which  go- 
vern such  questions,  which  may  be 
summed  up  in  the  following  propo- 
sitions : — 

I.  That  the  late  French  Revolu- 
tion, like  every  other  sudden  change 
in  government  brought  about  by  po- 
pular force,  was  a  calamity  of  the 
deepest  kind,  which  threatened  a 
grievous  series  of  misfortunes  to 
that  unhappy  country,  and  promised 
to  retard  for  a  very  long  period,  in 
every  European  state,  the  progress 
of  real  freedom.  That  it  was  not, 
like  our  Revolution  in  1688,  a  na- 
tional movement,  headed  by  the 
higher  classes,  and  in  effecting  which 
the  different  bodies  of  the  state  re- 
tained their  respective  places,  and 
were  kept  in  subordination  to  the 


requisite  authority;  but  a  violent 
convulsion,  in  which  the  lowest 
classes  at  once  subverted  the  high- 
est, and  the  mob  of  Paris  re-assu- 
med its  fatal  revolutionary  ascend- 
ant over  the  rest  of  France.  That 
from  such  a  catastrophe,  nothing  but 
weakness  in  government,  vacillation 
in  council,  and  anarchy  in  the  na- 
tion, could  be  anticipated ;  and  that 
the  first  and  greatest  sufferers  from 
such  a  state  of  things  would  be  the 
very  lower  orders,  by  whose  infatua- 
ted ambition  it  had  been  occasioned.* 

2.  That  in  solving  the   difficult 
question,  of  how  to  deal  with  a  na- 
tion in  a  state  of  reforming  or  revo- 
lutionary excitement,  the  only  me- 
thod is  to  afford  the  utmost  redress 
to  every  real  and  experienced  grie- 
vance, but  to  resist  steadily  all  the 
advances   of  democratic   ambition; 
that  inattention  to  complaints  found- 
ed upon  real  suffering  is  as  fatal  an 
error,  as  concession  to  revolutionary 
fervour ;  and  both  tended  equally  to 
plunge  the  nation  into  the  horrors  of 
anarchy ;  the  first,  by  causing  them 
to  brood  over  unredressed  wrongs 
— the  last,  by  awakening  in  their 
minds  the  insatiable  passion  for  de- 
mocratic power,  f 

3.  That  in  considering  the  ques- 
tion of  Parliamentary  Reform,  it  was 
above  all  things  necessary  to  await 
a  period  of  coolness  and  modera- 
tion ;  that  such  a  temper  of  mind 
could  not  be  expected,  while  the 
transports  consequent  on  the  French 
Revolution  continued;  and  therefore 
the  subject  should  not  be  broached 
till  those  transports  had  subsided, 
and  the  real   consequences  of  the 
change  in  the  neighbouring  kingdom 
had  developed  themselves ;  and  con- 
sequently, that  any  Ministry  would 
have  the  fate  of  the  country  to  an- 
swer for,  who,  at  such  an  excited 
moment,  should  throw  into  it  the  ad- 
ditional firebrand  of  democratic  am- 


No.  176,  Jan.  1830* 


f  No,  177,  Feb.  1830. 


Ibid. 


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4.  That  the  passion  for  democratic 
power, like  every  other  passion  which 
agitates  the  human  breast,  is  insa- 
tiable, and  becomes  more  violent, 
the  more  it  is  indulged,  and  there- 
fore that  it  is  chimerical  to  expect 
that  any  concessions  made  to  that  de- 
sire can  have  any  other  effect,  than 
rendering  the  discontent  and  fury 
among  the  classes  excluded  from 
the  legislation  more  violent;  that, 
therefore,  if  change  on  a  consider- 
able scale  is  once  begun,  it  is  impos- 
sible it  can  be  stopped  short  of  uni- 
versal suffrage,  by  any  other  method 
than  the  sanguinary  and  unanswer- 
able force  of  military  despotism. 
That  the  power  of  the  people,  so  far 
from  diminishing  of  late  years  in  the 
legislature,  has  been  steadily  and  pro- 
gressively increasing,  and  is  already, 
without  any  reform,  more  than  a 
match  for  the  influence  of  the  Crown 
and  the  Aristocracy  put  together; 
and  therefore  that  it  is  utterly  im- 
possible that  any  great  change  in  the 
constitution  can  have  a  beneficial 
effect,  because,  if  it  makes  any  con- 
siderable addition  to  the  power  of 
the  people,  it  must  at  once  subvert 
the  constitution;  if  it  does  not,  it  will 
increase  the  existing  discontent,  by 
awakening  desires  and  expectations 
which  were  not  destined  to  be  real- 
ized.* 

5.  That  at  all    events,  whatever 
change  is  introduced,  should  be  gra- 
dual and  progressive  in  its  operation, 
experience  having  proved  in  every 
age  that  constitutions  suddenly  form- 
ed are  ephemeral  in  their  duration, 
and  those  alone  are  destined  to  en- 
dure for  ages,  which,  like  those  of 
Rome  and  Britain,  have  slowly  arisen 
with  the  wants  of  successive  gene- 
rations.f 

6.  That  of  all  the  methods  of  pre- 
serving the  public  peace  during  re- 
volutionary fervour,  the  most  chi- 
merical and  fatal  is  the  institution 
of  clubs  and  national  guards.     That 
from  the  former,  all  the  horrors  and 
atrocities  of  the  first  French  Revolu- 
tion directly  emanated ;  and  from  the 
latter,  the  fiercest  and  most  sanguin- 
ary of  their  civil  conflicts :  that  the 
National  Guard  invariably  failed  at 
the  critical  moment,  and  witnessed, 
without  a  struggle,  devastation,  blood- 


shed, and  horrors,  unparalleled  since 
the  beginning  of  the  world  ;  and  that 
this  was  always  to  be  expected  from 
a  domestic  force  so  constituted  du- 
ring the  unhappy  periods  of  civil 
dissension;  because  it  shared  in  the 
passions  of  the  different  classes  of 
citizens  of  which  it  was  composed, 
and  was  itself  as  much  divided  as 
the  inhabitants  whom  it  was  intend- 
ed to  protect.:}: 

All  these  principles  were  laid  down, 
and  illustrated  by  historical  refer- 
ences, before, the  dissolution  of  the 
late  Parliament ;  before  the  first  de- 
bate on  the  Reform  Bill;  while  as 
yet  England  was  free  from  revolu- 
tionary convulsion,  and  her  cities  had 
not  been  lighted  by  popular  confla- 
gration. Were  we  actuated  by  the 
malice  of  demons,  we  should  feel  a 
malignant  satisfaction  at  the  extra- 
ordinary proof  which  subsequent 
events  have  given  to  the  very  letter 
of  the  truth  of  all  these  principles. 
We  do  not  pretend  to  the  gift  of  pro- 
phecy, but  only  to  the  results  of  pa- 
tient historical  research.  It  is  in  the 
book  of  history  that  we  looked  for 
"  the  shadows  which  coming  events 
cast  before,"  and  in  the  lessons  of 
historic  experience,  that  we  have 
sought  to  portray  the  mirror  of  fu- 
ture fate.  The  reformers  have  adopt- 
ed the  opposite  course;  they  have 
rejected  the  "  old  Almanack"  with 
all  its  contents,  and  put  to  tea  with- 
out either  rudder  or  compass,  in  the 
midst  of  a  tempestuous  gale ;  and  the 
nation  is  astonished  that  they  are 
drifting  upon  the  breakers ! 

It  is  hard  to  say  whether  the  pro- 
gress of  events  in  France  or  Eng- 
land has  most  strongly  demonstrated 
the  enormous  peril  of  the  course 
upon  which  the  Reformers  have  pe- 
rilled the  national  existence.  The 
pressure  of  domestic  danger,  the  ra- 
pid succession  of  subjects  of  interest 
in  our  own  island,  have  withdrawn 
our  attention  from  the  tragedy  which 
is  approaching  its  catastrophe  on  the 
Continent ;  but  the  recurrence  of  a 
new  year  naturally  suggests  some 
reflection  upon  the  march  of  events 
in  that  which  is  passed.  They  have 
become  the  province  of  history ;  the 
conclusions  to  be  drawn  from  them 
now  belong  to  a  loftier  class  than 


"No.  178,  March  1830. 


f  Ibid, 


}No.  179,  April  1830. 


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the  contentions  of  party;  they  con- 
stitute the  basis  of  thought  and  in- 
struction to  the  end  of  the  world. 

We  have  all  along  stated  that  we 
give  no  opinion  upon  the  question 
whether  the  ordinances  of  July  were 
justifiable  or  not.  A  new  dynasty, 
dating  from  their  overthrow,  is  on 
the  throne ;  revolutionary  passion, 
springing  from  their  repeal,  has  over- 
spread the  land,  and  the  period  has 
not  yet  arrived,  when  historic  truth 
can  return  its  eternal  verdict.  It 
must  be  evident  to  the  most  impas- 
sioned observer,  that  the  crown  at 
that  period,  and  for  months  before, 
had  been  engaged  in  a  desperate 
struggle  with  the  democratic  party, 
and  that  the  famous  ordinances  were 
but  one  step  in  a  contest  which  was 
already  become  so  violent  as  to  pre- 
clude any  hope  of  an  accommoda- 
tion but  by  force  of  arms.  Whether 
the  measures  of  the  King  were,  as  the 
royalists  affirm,  an  indispensable, 
though  unsuccessful,  effort  to  stem 
the  torrent  of  democracy,  or,  as  the 
democrats  maintain,  a  flagrant  and 
unjustifiable  invasion  of  the  consti- 
tution, is  a  question  upon  which  there 
is  no  man  in  Britain  who  possesses 
the  information  which  qualifies  him 
to  give  an  opinion.  But  one  thing 
is  perfectly  clear,  that  the  imbecility 
of  the  royalist  administration,  in  either 
view,  in  engaging  in  such  a  contest 
with  such  feeble  means  provided  for 
resisting  the  public  effervescence  as 
they  had  assembled  when  it  broke 
out,  was  such  as  to  preclude  all  hope 
that  they  could  for  any  length  of  time 
have  steered  the  vessel  of  the  state 
through  the  storm  with  which  it  was 
surrounded. 

But  let  it  be  conceded,  that  the 
ordinances  were  the  most  violent 
stretch  of  tyranny  that  ever  was 
witnessed,  and  the  Revolution  the 
most  legitimate  exercise  of  the  "  sa- 
cred right  of  insurrection"  that  ever 
took  place,  the  conclusion  only  be- 
comes the  stronger  in  favour  of  our 
argument.  For  the  consequences  of 
the  French  Revolution  upon  the 
people  of  that  country,  are  now  ra- 
pidly developing  themselves ;  and  if 
such  have  been  the  effects,  even  of  a 
justifiable  burst  of  democracy  on  the 
southern,  what  may  be  anticipated 
from  an  unjustifiable  indulgence  of 
it  on  the  northern  side  of  the  chan- 
nel? 


The  Revolution  broke  out  at  Paris 
on  27th  July,  1830,  and  it  may  be 
doubted  whether,  in  so  short  a  time, 
so  great  a  change  ever  was  effected 
as  it  has  worked  upon  the  prospe- 
rity of  any  people  from  that  time  to 
the  present  moment.     There  is  no 
country  which  has  made,  in  modern 
times,  such  extraordinary  progress 
in  wealth,  industry,  and  public  pros- 
perity, as  France  did  during  the  fif- 
teen years  that  the  expelled  dynasty 
was  on  the  throne.    They  enjoyed 
the  advantages  of  order,  tranquillity, 
and  general  protection ;  the  press, 
during  the  whole  period,  in  all  works 
of  information  or  value,  was  unfet- 
tered, and  latterly  had  reached  a  de- 
gree of  licentiousness  unparalleled 
till  of  late  years    in  this   country; 
books  had  enormously  increased—- 
general information  was  diffused  to 
an   extent  altogether  unknown    in 
former  times — their  agriculture,  so- 
lidly established  upon  the  basis  of 
an  extensive  division  of  landed  pro- 
perty, kept  pace  with  the  wants  of 
an  increasing  population,  and  their 
manufactures  thriving  under  the  sha- 
dow of  a  pacific  government,  had 
sprung  up  in  a  few  years  to  a  state 
of  unheard-of  and  perilous  greatness. 
The  traveller,  as  he  traversed  the 
provinces  of  that  great  country,  was 
struck  with  astonishment  at  the  re- 
sources, both  natural  and  artificial, 
which  it  enjoyed.     He  admired  the 
animated  activity  of  its  cities,  and  the 
boundless  fertility  of  its  plains;  the 
increasing  splendour  of  its  edifices, 
and  the  Eastern  luxury  of  its  theatres; 
the  vine-clad  slopes  of  its  hills,  and 
the  waving  riches  of  its  harvests; 
and  he  was  tempted  to  ask  whether 
this  was  really  the  country  which 
had  been  watered  by  the  tears,  and 
stained  by  the  blood  of  the  Revolu- 
tion, and  to  bless  the  healing  powers 
of  nature  which  had  so  soon  oblite- 
rated the  traces  of  human  wicked- 
ness.    He  little  thought  that  all  this 
glow  of  prosperity  was  but  the  vege- 
tation which  springs  up  upon  the 
smouldering  lava  of  a  volcano,  and 
that  a  new  torrent  of  fire  was  so  soon 
to  overwhelm  it  with  destruction. 

What  is  the  present  state  of  France, 
after  they  have  had  a  year  and  a  half 
to  inhale  the  blessings  of  democratic 
sway,  and  luxuriate  under  the  foster- 
ing influence  of  revolutionary  spirit? 
Are  their  cities  more  animated,  their 


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plains  more  cultivated,  their  higher 
ranks  more  opulent,  their  poorer 
more  prosperous,  than  during  the 
hated  government  of  the  Bourbons  ? 
The  reverse  of  all  this  is  avowedly 
the  case  :  from  the  very  height  of 
prosperity,  France  has  fallen  into  the 
depths  of  misery :  her  nobles  are  ba- 
nished, her  shopkeepers  bankrupt, 
her  manufacturers  starving;  squalid 
want  and  hopeless  suffering  have 
succeeded  to  contented  labour  and 
requited  employment;  her  cultiva- 
tors are  dejected,  her  commerce  de- 
clining, her  artisans  in  rebellion;  the 
enormous  military  force  she  has 
raised  is  fully  employed  in  repress- 
ing the  insurrections  which  the  agony 
of  famine  has  produced.  One-half 
of  the  shops  in  Paris  are  closed ;  the 
authors  of  the  glorious  revolt  are 
bankrupt,  fled,  or  lingering  in  hospi- 
tals ;  the  peasantry  of  La  Vendee 
and  Brittany  are  in  a  state  of  smo- 
thered but  incessant  insurrection ; 
the  vine-growers  and  mariners  of  the 
Garonne  are  starving;  the  commerce 
of  Havre  and  Marseilles  is  ruined ; 
the  workmen  of  Lyons,  after  a  des- 
perate revolt,  have  been  crushed  only 
by  Marshal  Soult,  the  rival  of  Wel- 
lington, with  30,000  men  ;  and  those 
of  Rouen  are  merely  maintained  in 
the  lowest  state  of  existence  by  the 
charity  and  beneficence  of  their  em- 
ployers. The  five  stories  of  the  lofty 
houses  in  the  streets  of  Lyons,  which 
used  at  nights  to  be  resplendent  with 
the  lighted  windows  of  busy  work- 
men, are  dark  and  deserted;  unheard 
is  the  anvil  of  the  smith  or  the  shut- 
tle of  the  weaver;  and  the  only  lights 
which  illuminate  its  sad  and  gloomy 
piles,  are  the  flames  of  the  bivouacs, 
and  the  burning  torches  of  the  can- 
noniers  who  sleep  under  their  guns. 
Such  are  the  fatal  effects  of  popular 
government;  such  the  misery  which 
it  brings  upon  the  poorer  classes, 
whom  the  ambition  of  demagogues 
has  instigated  to  revolt.  When  Pro- 
vidence sees  fit  to  punish  the  sins 
of  a  guilty  world,  it  needs  not  send 
down  the  fire  of  heaven,  nor  raise  the 
fierce  tempest  of  Scythian  war;  it  is 
only  necessary  to  rouse  the  passions 
of  democracy,  and  the  generations  of 
men  drop  like  the  leaves  of  autumn 
before  the  blasts  of  winter. 

The  instability  and  vacillation  of 
government  in  France,  since  the  glo- 
rious revolt  of  July,  is  singularly 


and  the  French  Revolution,  [Jan, 

characteristic  of  the  inevitable  con- 
sequences and  fatal  effects  of  demo- 
cratic ascendency.  Guizot  and  the 
doctrinaires — the  philosophers  and 
declaimers  in  favour  of  freedom— 
were  first  brought  in  on  the  shoul- 
ders of  the  populace,  as  Mr  Croker 
finely  expressed  it,  by  an  ascent  yet 
slippery  with  blood.  Unable  to  stem 
the  torrent  of  revolution,  they  soon 
gave  way  to  make  room  for  men  of 
sterner  mould  and  more  unflinching 
democracy.  Lafitte,  by  whose  pro- 
digal expenditure  the  workmen  of 
the  Faubourg  St  Antoine  had  been 
arrayed  in  arms,  and  the  old  govern- 
ment overthrown,  was  next  placed 
at  the  head  of  affairs ;  but  he  was  as 
little  equal  to  the  task,  and  was  soon 
dismissed  from  the  helm,  bankrupt 
in  fortune  and  ruined  in  reputation. 
Five  successive  administrations  have 
been  formed  and  displaced  in  less 
than  fifteen  months;  and  the  reign 
of  Cassimir  Perrier  is  only  upheld 
by  the  usual  termination  of  democra- 
tic strife— cannon  and  the  bayonet. 
The  rule  of  the  sword  has  begun  in 
France  ;  Marshal  Soult  has  stood 
forth  the  viceroy  over  the  King  in 
fierce  and  fearful  prominence;  the 
cries  of  suffering  thousands  have 
been  answered  by  volleys  of  mus- 
ketry, and  the  agony  of  approaching 
famine  drowned  in  the  terrors  of  mi- 
litary execution. 

The  whole  institutions  of  France 
which  savour  at  all  of  monarchical 
tendency,  are  fast  melting  down  in 
the  revolutionary  crucible.  The  he- 
reditary peerage  has  been  abolished, 
by  an  immense  majority,  in  the  House 
of  Commons;  the  Established  Reli- 
gion destroyed ;  the  law  against  the 
assumption  of  titles  of  honour  by  any 
one  among  the  people,  and  against 
the  breach  of  observance  of  Sunday, 
repealed.  Any  cobbler  may  now, 
with  impunity,  assume  the  title  of 
Duke  or  Peer,  and  expose  his  aristo- 
cratic wares  for  sale,  with  impunity, 
at  any  time  on  Sunday.  This  regu- 
lation, coupled  with  the  abolition  of 
the  hereditary  peerage,  promises  soon 
to  extinguish  the  last  remains  of  re- 
ligion or  aristocracy  in  France.  As 
usual  with  all  sovereigns  who  place 
themselves  at  the  head  of  a  revolu- 
tionary movement,  Louis  Philip  has 
been  obliged  to  adopt  measures  ulti- 
mately destined  to  subvert  the  mo- 
narchy. By  a  royal  ordinance,  thirty 


1832.]  On,  Parliamentary  "Reform 

new  Peers  have  been  created  for  the 
purpose  of  overwhelming  the  last 
defenders  of  the  throne.  Strange 
that  the  Ministers  of  the  Crown  in 
both  countries  should,  at  the  same 
time,  urge  the  adoption  of  measures 
so  fatal  to  the  authority  it  is  their  first 
duty  to  uphold :  and  a  memorable 
proof  of  the  impossibility  of  resisting 
the  revolutionary  torrent,  when  once 
the  supreme  authority  of  the  state 
places  itself  at  its  head. 

How  have  the  finances  of  France 
stood  this  successful  tempest  of  de- 
mocratic power  ?  Have  they  thriven 
in  consequence  of  the  more  extend- 
ed influence  of  the  people  at  elec- 
tions, or  the  victory  of  the  mob  of 
Paris  over  the  regular  government? 
The  reverse  is  the  fact;  taxes  upon 
most  articles  have  been  doubled  un- 
der the  popular  regime,'  the  expen- 
diture, which  was  forty  millions  ster- 
ling under  Charles  X.,  has  been 
screwed  up  to  sixty  millions  under 
his  citizen  successor.  And  as  the 
revenue,  notwithstanding  the  great 
increase  of  taxes,  has  fallen  off  from 
the  general  distress,  new  and  extra- 
ordinary expedients  to  meet  the  pub- 
lic exigencies  have  been  adopted. 
A  loan  of  L.I 3,000,000  sterling  has 
been  contracted  in  a  period  of  ge- 
neral peace,  and  crown  lands  to  the 
extent  of  L.8,000,000  sold.  "  With 
truth  it  may  be  asserted,"  says  Cha- 
teaubriand, "  that  the  revolutionary 
baptism  has  cost  France  more  than 
any  royal  inauguration  since  the  days 
of  Clovis." 

These  simultaneous  effects  of  a  de- 
creasing revenue,  an  increasing  ex- 
penditure, and  a  general  spread  of 
suffering  among  the  poor,  are  the  in- 
variable attendant  of  democratic  as- 
cendency, and  are  in  fact  a  step  in 
the  chain  of  causes  and  effects,  by 
which  nature  expels  the  deadly  poi- 
son of  democratic  ambition  from  the 
political  body.  It  was  exactly  the 
same  in  the  first  French  Revolution, 
where  the  decrease  of  the  revenue, 
and  the  misery  of  the  people,  was  such 
for  seven  years  after  the  convulsions 
began,  that  government  were  forced, 
as  the  only  means  of  assuaging  the 
public  distress,  to  issue  a  forced 
paper  circulation,  and  enforce  arbi- 
trary requisitions  over  the  whole 
kingdom  ;  measures  which  speedily 
produced  a  national  bankruptcy, 


and  the  French  Revolution.          107 

stripped  every  proprietor  of  his  pos- 
sessions,and  induced  a  greater  change 
in  the  state  of  property  than  ever  oc- 
curred in  any  state  in  so  short  atime 
since  the  beginning  of  the  world. 

The  steps  of  the  progress  succeed 
each  other  in  natural  and  inevitable 
progression.  The  convulsion  into 
which  society  is  thrown  by  the  ele- 
vation of  demagogues,  and  the  vio- 
lence of  the  populace,  paralyzes 
every  branch  of  industry,  and  con- 
tracts every  expenditure  of  capital. 
The  rich,  fearful  of  the  future,  dimi- 
nish their  expenditure,  and  seek  to 
conceal,  or  withdraw  their  wealth. 
The  capitalists  decline  to  embark 
their  capital.  The  affluent  cease  to 
pursue  their  pleasures.  Distrust  sue* 
ceeds  to  hope,  inactivity  to  indus- 
try. The  poor,  dependent  for  sus- 
tenance upon  their  daily  bread,  are 
the  first  to  suffer  from  this  stagna- 
tion, and  the  augmented  suffering 
which  they  endure,  is  felt  with  in- 
creased poignancy,  from  the  bitter 
contrast  which  it  affords  to  the  bril- 
liant prospects  in  which  they  had  in- 
dulged, and  the  splendid  chimeras 
by  which  they  had  been  seduced. 
These  deplorable  effects  following 
rapidly  on  an  excited  and  highly- 
wrought  state  of  public  feeling,  ne- 
cessarily lead  to  agitation ;  they  give 
rise  to  revolt  and  insurrection,  and 
they,  in  their  turn,  furnish  both  a 
reason  and  an  excuse  for  a  great  in- 
crease of  military  force.  Thus  the 
expenses  of  government  are  increa- 
sed, at  the  very  time  that  the  revenue 
is  declining,  from  the  contracted  ex- 
penditure of  the  rich,  arid  the  dimi- 
nished consumption  of  the  poor; 
and  this,  in  its  turn,  necessarily  leads 
to  measures  of  robbery  or  spoliation, 
the  confiscation  of  property,  the 
breach  of  faith  with  the  public  cre- 
ditor, or  the  establishment  of  a  for- 
ced paper  circulation.  These  mea- 
sures, by  paralyzing  every  branch 
of  industry,  complete  the  revolution- 
ary progress,  and  bring  men  back 
through  the  protracted  agony  of  na- 
tional suffering,  to  the  tranquillity  of 
despotism,  and  the  unresisted  em- 
pire of  the  sword. 

So  uniformly  has  this  progress 
been  observed  in  all  ages  to  attend 
the  excitation  of  democratic  ambi- 
tion, and  so  clearly  do  we  perceive 
its  symptoms  among  ourselves,  that 


103  On  Parliamentary  Reform 

the  following  diagnosis  will  furnish  a 
picture  of  the  disease,  in  all  proba- 
bility, to  the  end  of  the  world  : — 

First  symptoms — extravagant  ex- 
pectations of  the  benefit  to  be  deri- 
ved from  reform  ;  an  universal  pas- 
sion for  change  in  every  department 
of  life  ;  a  loosening  of  the  bonds  of 
religion,  and  general  hatred  at  its  mi- 
nisters; general  enthusiasm  among 
the  middling  and  lower  orders ;  dis- 
trust and  apprehension  among  the 
higher;  vehement  applause  of  the 
leaders  of  the  people ;  unmeasured 
abuse  of  their  political  opponents. 

Secondary  symptoms — general  di- 
minution of  expenditure,  and  alarm 
among  the  rich  ;  increased  suffering 
and  bitter  discontent  among  the  poor; 
universal  stagnation  of  industry,  and 
want  of  employment ;  partial  insur- 
rections of  the  populace  ;  evident 
weakness  of  Government ;  an  in- 
creased popularity  of  more  extrava- 
gant demagogues,  and  an  abandon- 
ment of  the  early  leaders  of  the  move- 
ment ;  an  augmentation  of  the  stand- 
ing army,  and  a  diminution  of  the  re- 
venue of  the  state. 

Third  symptoms — excessive  dis- 
tress for  money  on  the  part  of  Go- 
vernment ;  increased  expenses,  and 
grievous  diminution  of  income  ;  uni- 
versal suffering  and  anguish  among 
the  poor ;  a  general  clamour  for  more 
vehement  revolutionary  measures, 
and  leaders  of  more  bold  and  deter- 
mined character;  extreme  unpopu- 
larity of  the  early  leaders  of  the  de- 
mocracy ;  their  exile,  or  death. 

Last  symptoms — The  rise  of  vio- 
lent and  arbitrary  men,  and  the  adop- 
tion of  extreme  revolutionary  mea- 
sures; proscriptions  and  massacres 
of  the  rich ;  confiscation  of  proper- 
ty, and  general  bankruptcy ;  hopeless 
agony,  and  depression  among  the 
poor ;  an  universal  wish  to  submit  to 
any  government  which  promises  to 
put  a  period  to  the  public  calamities  ; 
and  the  easy  seizure  of  the  throne  by 
a  fortunate  and  audacious  military 
leader. 

The  reforming  journals  of  this 
country  tell  us,  that  the  insurrection 
at  Lyons  is  unconnected  with  any 
political  feeling,  and  they  seem  to 
think  that  that  completely  prevents 
its  being  used  as  an  argument  against 
them  by  the  conservative  party.  This 
only  shews  how  little  they  know  of 
the  progress  and  ultimate  tendency 


and  the  French  Revolution.  [Jan. 

of  those  very  revolutionary  move- 
ments which  they  have  had  so  large 
a  share  in  exciting.  They  could  not 
have  mentioned  any  circumstance 
which  more  completely  demonstrates 
the  enormous  peril  of  the  course  in- 
to which  they  have  precipitated  this 
country.  It  is  the  early  movements 
of  the  people  which  are  alone  produ- 
ced by  political  feeling  ;  the  subse- 
quent, and  far  more  serious  insur- 
rections, arise  from  public  suffering  ; 
from  the  stagnation  of  employment 
and  cessation  of  industry,  which  has 
arisen  from  the  shock  given  to  the 
frame  of  society.  Bread !  is  then 
the  cry.  The  tears  of  weeping  fa- 
milies urge  the  citizens  to  arms; — • 
they  are  rendered  reckless  of  life 
from  the  continued  suffering  with 
which  it  has  been  attended.  In  one 
particular  only  does  the  revolution- 
ary passion  remain  for  ever  the  same, 
and  by  one  mark  may  it  invariably 
be  characterised; — the  people,  du- 
ring every  stage  of  its  progress,  uni- 
formly expect  deliverance  from  still 
more  vehement  measures  than  have 
been  hitherto  adopted;  and  while 
ground  to  the  dust  by  the  consequen- 
ces of  the  democratic  convulsion 
which  they  have  already  occasioned, 
raise  their  last  breath  to  insist  for  a 
greater  extension  of  popular  power. 
"  Bread,  and  the  constitution  of 
1793,"  was  the  cry  of  the  populace  of 
Paris,  when  reduced  to  starvation  by 
the  tyranny  of  Robespierre ;  and  the 
leaders  of  the  revolt  at  Lyons  de- 
clare, that  they  can  see  no  prospect 
of  relief  to  the  people,  till  every 
workman  has  got  a  vote. 

Ireland  exhibits  an  equally  stri- 
king proof  of  the  ruinous  effects  of 
concession  to  democratic  ambition ; 
and  if  our  reformerswere  notliterally 
infatuated,  they  would  learn  wisdom 
from  the  consequences  of  the  great 
precedent  which  the  recent  history 
of  that  country  affords.  During  the 
dependence  of  the  Catholic  question, 
we  were  told  that  this  great  act  of 
justice  would  for  ever  gain  the 
hearts  of  the  Irish  people — that  the 
garrison  of  30,000  men  in  the  neigh- 
bouring island,  would  no  longer 
be  necessary — that  tranquillity  and 
gratitude  would  universally  prevail 
— and  that  if  this  great  concession 
was  not  in  itself  a  boon  to  the  poor, 
it  was  at  least  an  indispensable  pre- 
liminary to  all  measures  for  the  set- 


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1832.] 

tlement  of  the  country,  or  their  per- 
manent relief.  O'Connell  declared, 
that  he  contended  for  a  measure 
which  should  put  a  final  end  to  agi- 
tation, and  reduce  him  from  an  arch 
demagogue  to  the  humble  rank  of  a 
NisiPrius lawyer.  Earl  Grey  descri- 
bed the  effects  of  such  concession 
in  the  beautiful  words  of  the  Roman 
poet — 

"  Defluit  saxis  agitatus  humor, 
Concedunt  venti,  fugiuntque  mibes, 
Et  minax  quod  sic  voluere  ponto 
Unda  recumbit." 

Nearly  two  years  have  now  elap- 
sed since  this  great  healing  measure 
was  passed  by  an  uncommon  effort 
of  political  vigour,  and  against  the 
declared  opinion  of  a  majority  of  the 
people  of  England.  And  what  is  the 
consequence  ?  Is  O'Connell  redu- 
ced from  the  rank  of  an  agitator,  to 
the  humble  condition  of  a  Nisi  Prius 
lawyer  ?  Have  the  waves  of  rebel- 
lion receded,  or  the  storms  of  fac- 
tion fled  from  the  tranquil  shores  of 
the  Emerald  Isle  ?  Is  the  garrison 
of  Ireland  reduced,  its  police  force 
disbanded,  or  its  peasantry  content- 
ed, since  the  pacifying  measure  so 
loudly  demanded,  was  conceded  to 
the  urgent  representations  of  the  li- 
beral party  ?  The  reverse  of  all  this 
is  notoriously  and  avowedly  the  case. 
Faction  never  was  so  powerful,  agita- 
tion never  so  vehement,  misery 
never  so  general,  O'Connell  never  so 
triumphant. 

A  new  subject  of  clamour  and 
abuse  has  been  started — the  repeal 
of  the  Union — among  a  bigoted  and 
passionate  population ;  and  the  na- 
tion, immediately  after  this  great 
conciliatory  measure,  is  in  a  more 
distracted  and  threatening  state  than 
ever  it  has  been  since  the  battle  of 
the  Boyne.  The  authority  of  the 
law  is  openly  contemned — a  com- 
bination against  tythes  has  destroy- 
ed the  property  of  a  large  portion 
of  the  most  beneficent  of  the  higher 
Tanks :  legal  process  is  at  an  end  in 
many  counties ;  the  few  resident 
proprietors  are  driven  by  conflagra- 
tion and  murder  to  abandon  their 
estates  ;  and  in  the  midst  of  this 
scene  of  demoniac  frenzy,  the  peo- 
ple are  dying  by  thousands  of  fa- 
mine, and  Britain  is  overwhelmed 
"by  the  ceaseless  legions  of  Irish 


mendicants  who  are  poured  out  up- 
on its  shores. 

These  facts  are  utterly  inexplica- 
ble, on  the  Whig  principles  of  con- 
ciliation and  concession;  and  ac- 
cordingly Earl  Grey  recently  decla- 
red in  Parliament,  that  he  was  total- 
ly at  a  loss  to  explain  the  failure  of 
Catholic  emancipation,  to  effect  any 
thing  towards  the  tranquillizing  of 
Ireland.  We  have  no  doubt  of  it; 
the  intellect  of  Bacon  or  Newton 
would  be  equally  unable  to  solve  the 
difficulty  on  his  principles.  The 
Reformers  will  be  equally  unable  to 
explain  the  increased  agitation  and 
distraction  of  Britain,  which  will 
immediately  follow  the  passing  of 
the  Reform  Bill,  if  that  calamitous 
event  ever  be  realized.  But  on  the 
principles  we  have  explained,  that 
democratic  ambition  is  an  unsatiable 
passion,  which,  like  every  other  pas- 
sion, feeds  upon  indulgence,  gains 
strength  by  victory,  and  is  to  be  met 
only  by  firm  and  resolute  resistance, 
it  is  not  only  perfectly  susceptible  of 
explanation, but  no  other  result  could 
possibly  have  been  expected. 

In  truth,  the  question  of  Catholic 
emancipation  involved  the  two  prin- 
ciples of  concession  to  democratic 
ambition,  and  the  redress  of  a  real 
grievance,  but  in  such  different  pro- 
portions, that  the  ruinous  effect  of 
yielding  to  the  one,  has  entirely  over- 
whelmed the  beneficial  consequences 
of  granting  the  other.  In  so  far  as 
the  Catholics  demanded,  that  no  dif- 
ference should  be  made  on  account 
of  religious  creeds,  they  asked  what 
every  "man's  conscience  must  have 
told  him  was  an  equitable  system  of 
government,  and  demanded  the  re- 
moval of  a  restraint  which  would 
have  affected  from  fifty  to  one  hun- 
dred of  the  community.  But  in  so 
far  as  they  demanded  this  not  as  the 
removal  of  a  real  grievance,  but  as  a 
victory  over  the  Protestant  party, 
and  a  gratification  to  their  furious 
and  unreasonable  passions,  they  de- 
manded a  thing,  the  acquisition  of 
which  was  only  calculated  to  inflame 
these  passions  with  tenfold  fury,  and 
augment  the  very  evils  under  which 
the  nation  was  already  so  severely 
labouring.  Accordingly,  the  result 
has  corresponded  to  the  different 
degrees  in  which  the  good  and  the 
bad  principles  of  government  were 


On  Parliamentary  Reform  and  the  French  Revolution. 


110 

mingled  in  this  important  measure. 
The  removal  of  the  disabilities  has 
conciliated  a  few  hundred  reason- 
able men,  who  might  possibly  have 
been  some  time  or  other  in  life  af- 
fected by  the  existing  restraints ;  and 
it  has  inflamed  with  tenfold  fury,  se- 
veral millions,  who  had  nothing  to 
lose  or  gain  by  the  question,  but  saw 
only  that  by  clamour,  violence,  and 
intimidation,  they  could  prevail  over 
the  Government. 

It  is  the  mixture  of  these  opposite 
principles,  in  every  measure  of  con- 
cession to  popular  outcry,  which  can 
alone  explain  the  apparently  incon- 
gruous results  which  history  exhi- 
bits on  this  subject,  and  furnishes 
the  key  both  to  the  great  number  of 
wise  and  good  men  who  were  sedu- 
ced into  concession  of  the  Catholic 
claims,  and  the  total  failure  of  that 
measure  to  remove  any  of  the  dis- 
content or  divisions  in  Ireland.  The 
author  is  not  ashamed  to  confess 
that  he  was  among  those  who  sup- 
ported Catholic  emancipation,  in  the 
belief  that  it  was  in  itself  just,  and 
would  have  the  effect  of  removing 
the  distractions  of  that  unhappy 
country.  Subsequent  events  have 
explained  the  true  nature  of  the  illu- 
sion under  which  so  many  persons 
laboured  on  this  subject.  The  libe- 
ral party  in  England  were  deceived 
by  the  names  of  justice,  equality, 
and  Christian  toleration,  which  the 
agitators  put  forth;  they  were  not 
aware  of  the  malignant  and  insati- 
able passions  which  lurked  beneath 
the  surface.  They  gave  admission, 
as  they  thought,  to  the  fair  spirit  of 
religious  freedom,  and  no  sooner 
had  they  thrown  open  the  gates,  than 
the  mask  fell  from  the  visage  of  the 
entrant,  and  the  foul  and  fiendish 
features  of  democratic  ambition  ap- 
peared. 

Thoughtful  and  sensible  men  might 
have  been  divided  on  this  subject, 
because  reason  and  equity  had  much 
to  say  on  the  other  side  ;  because  a 
real  grievance,  how  inconsiderable 
soever  in  itself,  was  complained  of; 
because  the  experiment  had  not  yet 
been  tried  in  these  islands,  of  the 
tremendous  consequences  of  yield- 
ing to  democratic  passion.  But  what 
shall  we  say  to  those  who  pursue  the 
same  system,  after  experience  has 
so  completely  demonstrated  its  fail- 
ure $  when  France  on  the  one  side, 


and  Ireland  on  the  other,  are  teem* 
ing  with  misery  from  its  effects  ?  who 
apply  it  to  a  subject  where  the  union 
between  the  redress  of  wrongs,  and 
concession  to  popular  fury,  no  longer 
exist  ;  to  the  destruction  of  a  con- 
stitution which  has  conferred,  and  is 
conferring,  greater  practical  blessings 
than  any  which  ever  existed  ;  not  to 
the  redress  of  any  experienced  evil, 
but  the  reformation  of  the  constitu- 
tion upon  new  and  hitherto  unheard 
of  principles  ;  not  to  the  doing  of 
justice,  but  the  inflaming  of  pas- 
sion? 

Look  at  Belgium  ;  does  it  exhibit 
appearances  different  from  either 
France  or  Ireland  ?  Does  the  victory 
of  the  democratic  party,  the  success- 
ful termination  of  an  unnecessary 
Revolution,  afford  any  encourage- 
ment for  the  adoption  of  a  similar 
course  in  this  country  ?  Misery  un- 
precedented since  the  persecution 
of  the  Duke  of  Alva,  has  overspread 
the  fair  face  of  Flanders  since  the 
glorious  expulsion  of  the  Orange  dy- 
nasty ;  the  kingdom  is  dismembered, 
its  power  destroyed  ;  and  the  revo- 
lutionary monarch,  in  his  first  year's 
finances,  is  obliged  to  admit,  that 
while  the  annual  expenditure  is 
41,000,000  of  gilders,  the  revenue 
is,  from  the  general  suffering,  re- 
duced to  29,000,000.  Truly,  if  our 
Reformers  are  not  influenced  by 
these  examples  surrounding  them 
on  every  side,  on  the  south,  east,  and 
west,  they  would  not  be  converted 
though  one  rose  from  the  dead. 

The  existence  of  suffering  in  all 
classes  now  in  this  country,  is  so  evi- 
dent and  universal,  that  it  cannot  be 
concealed  by  the  Reformers.  It  is 
admitted  prominently  in  the  King's 
speech,  and  is  felt  by  every  man 
who  lives  by  his  industry  in  the  three 
kingdoms.  Bread!  Bread!  is  the 
cry  of  the  Manchester  weavers  ;  the 
radicals  of  Paisley  are  only  main- 
tained by  the  munificent  subscrip- 
tions of  the  anti-reform  proprietors 
in  their  vicinity.  But,  say  the  Re- 
formers, this  is  not  owing  to  Re- 
form, but  its  refusal  ;  trade  was  in 
a  prosperous  state  during  the  first 
six  months  of  the  discussion  of  the 
question,  and  it  has  only  declined 
since  the  bill  was  thrown  out  by  the 
Peers  ;  and  if  the  Bill  had  then  been, 
passed,  general  tranquillity  and  hap- 
piness would  now  have  prevailed, 


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How,  then,  do  they  explain  the  grind- 
ing misery  of  France,  the  agitation 
and  famine  of  Ireland,  or  the  deplo- 
rable condition  of  the  once  flourish- 
ing Low  Countries?  No  one  can 
dispute  that  democracy  has  been  tri- 
umphant in  all  these  states;  that  a 
citizen  king,  surrounded  by  republi- 
can institutions,  is  on  the  throne  of 
the  first;  that  an  overpowering  de- 
magogue shares  with  the  English 
viceroy  the  government  of  the  se- 
cond; and  that  a  revolutionary  mo- 
narch, supported  by  a  democratic 
faction,  has  been  elected  to  the  last. 
How  do  the  Reformers,  who  so  una- 
nimously refer  the  existing  distress 
in  Great  Britain  to  the  resistance  to 
Reform,  explain  the  far  greater  mi- 
sery and  suffering  which,  in  the  three 
adjoining  states,  has  followed  its  con- 
cession ?  How  can  the  steadiness  of 
the  aristocracy  in  England  be  charged 
with  consequences  which,  at  the  same 
moment,  in  France,  Ireland,  and  Bel- 
gium, have  attended  their  submission 
or  overthrow  ? 

The  Reformers  still  put  forth  the 
miserable  delusion  that  Reform  is  to 
calm  the  passions,  and  satisfy  the  de- 
mocratic ambition  of  the  country, 
and  they  adhere  to  this  expectation 
in  the  face  of  the  tenfold  agitation 
which,  in  spite  of  all  their  predic- 
tions, concession  to  the  Catholics 
has  produced  in  Ireland.  As  well 
might  they  expect  that  victory  is  to 
extinguish  the  passion  for  conquest, 
spirits  assuage  the  thirst  of  the  drunk- 
ard, or  the  career  of  military  triumph 
be  cut  short  by  the  flight  of  the  van- 
quished. 

The  more  violent  of  this  class  have 
fairly  avowed  their  motives,  and  if 
the  English  fall  into  the  snare,  they 
at  least  cannot  complain  that  they 
have  been  misled  or  not  duly  warned 
both  by  their  friends  and  their  ene- 
mies. O'Connell,  who,  not  three 
months  ago,  disclaimed  in  the  House 
of  Commons  all  ulterior  objects,  has 
now  laid  aside  the  mask :  he  has 
openly  avowed  his  determination  to 
agitate  till  he  obtains  a  repeal  of  the 
Union,  and  declared  "  that  he  is  a 
reformer  with  ulterior  views,  and  that 
he  will  never  be  satisfied  till  he  sees 
a  parliament  in  College  Green."  The 
majority  of  the  Irish  reformers  in  the 


111 

House  of  Commons,  seventy  strong, 
are  actuated  by  the  same  desire :  they 
will  use  Reform  as  a  stepping-stone, 
as  they  have  done  with  Catholic 
Emancipation,  till  they  effect  the  dis- 
memberment of  the  empire.  The 
English  radicals  openly  declare,  with 
Cobbett  at  their  head,  "  that  they 
have  ulterior  views;  that  no  one  but 
a  fool  can  suppose  that  they  want  re- 
form for  any  other  reason  than  the 
liberation  from  burdens  which  it  will 
produce ;  and  that  unless  it  is  to  lead 
to  the  confiscation  of  church  proper- 
ty, and  the  abolition  of  the  funds, 
they  had  much  rather  remain  under 
the  oldboroughmongers."  Even  the 
Courier,  a  leading  ministerial  jour- 
nal, in  the  very  same  leading  article 
in  which  they  declare,  "  from  an  au- 
thority on  which  they  have  been  ac- 
customed to  rely,"  that  the  King  is 
to  create  Peers  in  order  to  carry  the 
question,  expressly  maintain  that 
"  this  reform  may  do  for  two  or  three 
yearSy  but  that  they  have  said  a  hun- 
dred times,  and  they  say  again,  that 
nothing  can  satisfy  the  country  butthe 
concession  of  the  franchise  to  every 
man  in  the  country  who  pays  direct 
taxes,  be  they  ever  so  small."*  In 
other  words,  the  movement  must 
continue  till  every  man  in  the  king- 
dom who  pays  a  penny  of  taxes  is  to 
have  a  vote ! 

Now  what  must  be  the  effect  upon 
public  credit,  private  expenditure,  or 
manufacturing  and  commercial  spe- 
culation, we  do  not  say  of  the  legis- 
lative adoption,  but  the  serious  and 
continued  agitation  for  the  attain- 
ment of  objects  such  as  these  ?  Will 
not  the  distrust  and  terror  of  the  rich 
increase,  when  after  the  great  victory 
of  Reform  achieved  by  the  clamour 
of  the  popular  party,  they  see  these 
fatal  strokes  levelled  at  the  industry 
and  wealth  of  the  country  ?  Must  not 
the  same  stagnation  pervade  every 
branch  of  industry,  the  same  appre- 
hensions check  the  advance  of  the 
capitalist,  the  same  fears  paralyze 
the  efforts  of  the  merchant,  which  are 
now  beginning  to  weigh  down  the 
exertions  of  the  people  ?  Is  it  to  be 
supposed  that  landed  property  is  to 
be  encouraged  to  increase  its  expen- 
diture, when  an  incessant  outcry  is 
raised  to  confiscate  the  whole  pos- 


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sessions  of  the  church,  or  capital  to 
renew  its  outlay,  when  the  funded 
property  is  incessantly  menaced  ? 
The  very  first  effect  of  such  propo- 
sals, supported  as  they  then  will  be 
by  the  whole  revolutionary  press, 
and  by  at  least  eighty  or  a  hundred 
radical  members  in  the  House  of 
Commons,  must  be  to  shake  to  its 
foundation  the  whole  funded  proper- 
ty of  the  kingdom;  the  banks  must 
all  contract  their  discounts;  credit 
will  immediately  cease ;  every  man's 
creditors  will  be  on  his  back  at  once; 
delay  of  payment  will  be  out  of  the 
question,  and  the  dreadful  catas- 
trophe of  December  1825  renewed 
with  far  more  desperate  circum- 
stances, and  from  causes  then  beyond 
the  reach  of  control. 

Such  is  the  strength  of  the  argu- 
ments against  Reform  that  it  will  ad- 
mit of  almost  any  concession — and 
is  equally  conclusive  whatever  view 
of  its  consequences  be  adopted. — If 
the  hopes  of  the  Radicals  be  realized, 
and  the  prophecies  of  Cobbett  and 
the  Examiner  prove  true,  that  they 
are  to  get  an  accession  of  from  eighty 
to  a  hundred  members  in  the  new 
'House,  of  course,  the  subsequent 
revolutionary  measures  may  very 
shortly  be  expected;  for  what  chance 
will  the  Conservative  Party,  already 
so  hard  put  to  maintain  the  institu- 
tions of  the  country,  have  of  conti- 
nuing the  combat  when  their  own 
ranks  are  weakened  by  a  hundred 
members,  and  their  adversaries  in- 
creased by  as  great  a  number  ?  If,  on 
the  other  hand,  the  new  arguments  of 
the  Times  and  the  other  Ministerial 
Journals  be  well  founded,  and  the 
measure  proves,  in  its  first  effects, 
"  highly  aristocratic ;"  if,  through  the 
small  boroughs  and  the  divisions  of 
the  counties,  the  great  Whig  nobility 
acquire  a  preponderance  over  the 
Radical  Party,  the  consequences  will 
be  hardly  less  disastrous.  Increased 
discontent,  unceasing  agitation,  the 
perpetuity  of  the  miseries  the  coun- 
try has  endured  since  the  Reform 
question  began,  may  then  be  confi- 
dently anticipated, until  the  newbul- 
warks  of  the  Constitution  are  over- 
thrown, and  the  flood  of  democracy 
finally  overwhelm  the  land.  Can  it 
be  supposed,  that  after  the  people 


have  been  excited  to  such  a  degree 
as  they  have  been  by  the  efforts  of 
administration,  and  the  fatal  union  of 
the  Crown  and  the  populace,  they 
will  sit  down  quietly  under  a  new 
set  of  aristocratic  proprietors  ?  That 
nomination  counties  will  be  allowed 
quietly  to  succeed  nomination  bo- 
roughs ;  and  wealth  in  the  small 
towns  to  assume  the  place  of  wealth 
in  those  which  have  been  extinguish- 
ed ?  The  thing  is  evidently  out  of  the 
question ;  the  new  Constitution,  de- 
prived as  it  will  be  of  the  veneration 
and  sanctity  flowing  from  the  weight 
of  time,  and  all  the  endearing  recol- 
lections arising  from  centuries  of 
happiness,  will  be  speedily  swept 
away  by  the  revolutionary  tempest, 
and  Britain  put  to  sea  without  a  rud- 
der on  that  dark  ocean  of  experiment 
from  which  no  one  has  yet  been 
known  to  return. 

"  It  appears,"  says  Sir  Walter 
Scott,  "  to  be  a  general  rule,  that 
what  is  to  last  long,  should  be  slow- 
ly matured  and  gradually  improved, 
while  every  sudden  effort,  however 
gigantic,  to  bring  about  the  sudden 
execution  of  a  plan  calculated  to  en- 
dure for  ages,  is  doomed  to  exhibit 
symptoms  of  premature  decay  from 
its  very  commencement.  Thus,  in  a 
beautiful  Oriental  Tale,  a  Dervise  ex- 
plains to  the  Sultan  how  he  had  rear- 
ed the  magnificent  trees  among 
which  they  walked,  by  nursing  their 
shoots  from  the  seed ;  and  the  Prince's 
pride  is  damped,  when  he  reflects 
that  those  plantations  so  simply  rear- 
ed, were  gathering  new  vigour  from 
each  returning  sun,  while  his  own 
exhausted  cedars,  which  had  been 
transplanted  by  one  effort,  were 
drooping  their  majestic  heads  in  the 
valley  of  Orez."  * — Such  also  will  be 
the  fate  of  the  new  British  Consti- 
tution. It  will  never  be  able  to  era- 
dicate the  original  vice  of  having 
been  struck  out  at  a  heat :  forged 
during  a  period  of  violent  excite- 
ment, and  concluded  at  once,  with- 
out receiving  either  the  alternative 
of  experience  or  the  mellowing  of 
time.  Unlike  its  hardy  predecessor 
which  was  sown  amidst  the  strug- 
gles of  Saxon  independence,  harden- 
ed by  the  severity  of  Norman  rule, 
watered  by  the  blood  of  the  Pro* 


*  Robert  of  Paris,  vol.  i.  p.  5. 


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testant  martyrs,  and  strengthened  by 
the  resistance  to  Stuart  oppression, 
it  will  sicken  and  languish  from  the 
first  moment  of  its  existence,  and 
before  its  authors  are  gathered  to 
their  fathers,  be  numbered  among 
the  things  that  have  been. 

The  new  Bill  differs  in  few  essen- 
tial particulars  from  its  monstrous 
predecessor;  in  a  few  details  it  is 
better  ;  in  its  leading  principles  and 
practical  tendency,  if  possible,  worse. 

The  number  of  boroughs  retained 
in  schedule  A,  in  other  words,  which 
are  to  be  wholly  disfranchised,  is 
still  fifty-six.  So  that  112  members 
are  lost  by  this  clause  alone  to  the 
Conservative  Party. 

The  boroughs  in  schedule B,  which 
are  to  lose  one  member  each,  are 
reduced  from  forty-one  to  thirty-one 
— in  other  words,  ten  members  are 
there  saved  to  the  Constitution ;  but, 
on  the  other  hand,  an  equal  number 
of  additional  members  are  given  to 
ten  manufacturing  towns,  that  is,  to 
the  radical  interest. 

The  ten  poun,d  franchise  is  placed 
on  a  different  footing  :  the  payment 
of  rent 'is  no  longer  required;  and 
in  its  stead  the  houses  are  to  be  va- 
lued once  a  year,  under  the  control 
of  Barristers  in  each  county,  appoint- 
ed by  the  Lord  Chancellor,  and  evi- 
dence of  the  value  by  the  rating  in 
King's  books  for  taxes,  and  in  the 
parish-books  for  rates,  is  to  be  taken 
— and  residence  for  twelve  months 
in  a  ten  pound  house,  or  houses,  is 
required. 

The  old  freeholders  in  boroughs, 
instead  of  being  preserved  as  under 
the  old  Bill  for  their  lives  only,  are 
to  be  permanently  engrafted  on  the 
Constitution. 

Very  little  examination  is  requi- 
site to  shew,  that  these  provisions 
render  the  new  Bill  even  more  de- 
mocratical  in  its  tendency  than  the 
former. 

Formerly,  evidence  of  the  pay- 
ment of  rent  or  taxes  was  required; 
now  the  latter  is  sufficient,  and  no 
payment  of  rent  whatever  is  neces- 
sary. What  is  the  necessary  ten- 
dency of  this  change  ?  clearly  to  let 
in  ultimately  a  still  lower  and  more 
dangerous  set  of  constituents  than 
the  former  bill  admitted,  by  remo- 
ving that  slender  check  on  pauper- 
ism which  the  necessity  of  paying 
rent  occasioned. 

VOL.  XXXI.    HO.  CLXXXIX. 


The  houses  claiming  to  be  enroll- 
ed are  all  to  be  valued  at  first,  and 
the  valuation  in  the  tax  and  parish 
books  is  to  be  given  in  evidence, 
fortified  by  the  oath  of  the  claimant 
if  required.  Now  every  body  knows 
that  when  once  a  house  is  valued  at 
a  certain  sum  in  any  set  of  books 
regulating  the  paying  of  taxes,  it  is 
an  easy  matter  to  allow  the  valua- 
tion to  remain;  but  a  very  difficult 
matter  to  get  it  lowered.  If  the 
owner  or  tenant  makes  no  objec- 
tions, the  taxgatherer  and  overseer 
for  the  poor  will  allow  the  valuation 
to  remain  undiminished  to  the  end 
of  time.  The  result  is,  therefore, 
that  how  much  soever  the  value  of 
a  house  may  be  deteriorated,  though 
it  falls  to  be  worth  only  L.2  or  L.3 
a- year  only,  still  if  the  tenant  is 
willing  to  have  it  rated  at  the  old 
valuation  in  the  public  and  parish 
books,  and  to  pay  burdens  accord- 
ingly, it  must  confer  a  freehold. 
Thus  the  only  test  of  the  property, 
or  respectability  of  these  little  house- 
holders, will  be  their  ability  to  pay 
rates  and  taxes  on  a  house  valued  at 
L.10  a-year,  which,  on  an  average, 
will  not  come  to  30s.  annually.  And 
this  is  the  constituency  in  whose 
hands  it  is  proposed  to  place  the 
nomination  of  340  out  of  the  500 
English  members ! 

Houses,  like  every  thing  else, grow 
old ;  they  decay  rapidly,  especially 
when  built,  as  in  England,  of  brick, 
and  soon  fall  down  to  a  lower  class 
of  inhabitants  than  at  first  possessed 
them.  Under  the  new  Bill,  this  pro- 
gressive deterioration  of  the  proper- 
ty, will  be  the  means  of  admitting 
daily  a  more  degraded  and  democra- 
tical  constituency;  and  if  nothing 
else  brings  the  new  constitution  to 
an  untimely  end,  the  decay  of  the 
houses,  on  which  it  is  based,  will  ne- 
cessarily lead  to  its  destruction.  The 
owners  or  tenants  of  these  frail  and 
ruinous  tenements  will  never  think 
of  proposing  that  their  valuation 
should  be  lowered,  when  it  brings 
so  valuable  a  thing  as  the  elective 
franchise ;  and  the  burden  of  paying 
ten  or  fifteen  shillings  additional  a- 
year  of  taxes  and  rates,  will  be  more 
than  compensated  by  the  periodical 
return  of  the  good  things  with  which 
a  general  election  will  be  attended. 
The  mere  circumstance  that  the 
nouses  arc  to  be  valued  once  a-year, 
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is  no  security  whatever  against  this 
progressive  deterioration  of  the  class 
of  borough  constituents,  for  on  what 
data  can  the  surveyors  proceed,  but 
the  rating  in  the  King's  or  parish 
books,  and  the  declaration  and  oath 
of  the  householder  what  he  considers 
the  subject  worth?  and  these  will 
never  be  awanting  when  the  question 
is,  whether  a  valuable  elective  fran- 
chise is  to  be  preserved. 

Farther,  while  such  is  the  perilous 
tendency  of  the  new  franchise  in  the 
great,  and  especially  the  manufactu- 
ring towns,  what  a  broad  gateway 
does  it  open  to  corruption  in  the 
smaller  boroughs  more  immediately 
under  aristocratic  influence!  The 
franchise  is,  literally  speaking,  vest- 
ed now  in  the  walls  of  houses ;  the 
Parliament  is  neither  a  representa- 
tive of  the  wealth  of  the  community, 
nor  of  its  intelligence,  nor  its  rank, 
nor  its  population,  but  of  its  build- 
ings. Whoever  can  command  the 
greatest  number  of  houses,  will  carry 
the  day  at  every  election.  A  great 
proprietor  wishes  to  get  the  com- 
mand of  a  borough  in  his  vicinity,  he 
has  nothing  to  do,  but  to  purchase 
up  all  the  L.10  houses  as  they  come 
into  the  market,  or  build  a  great 
number  within  its  limits,  which  can 
be  done  for  L.I 50  a-piece,  and  put 
into  them  paupers,  menials,  or  de- 
pendants of  his  own,  who  pay  no  rent, 
or  a  merely  elusory  one,  and  he  must 
command  the  return.  No  matter 
how  destitute,  how  indigent  the 
householder  may  be ;  though  he  can- 
not muster  up  a  farthing  of  rent,  if 
he  lives  in  a  house  rated  at  L.10, 
and  paying  25s.  or  30s.  a-year  of 
taxes,  he  must  have  a  vote.  The 
command  of  a  borough  containing 
300  votes,  may  then  be  obtained  to 
perpetuity,  by  expending  L.30,000  on 
houses  within  it,  besides  the  return 
which  the  rents  of  these  houses  will 
afford.  And  yet  a  system  which 
throws  open  the  gates  in  so  shame- 
less a  way  to  the  influence  of  cor- 
ruption, is  gravely  put  forth  as  a 
final  settlement  of  the  question,  and 
an  entire  extinguisher  upon  the  whole 
system  of  boroughmongering ! 

The  multiplication  of  L.I 0  houses, 
like  the  multiplication  of  the  L.10 
freeholds  in  Ireland  for  electioneer- 
ing purposes,  will  be  a  most  serious 
evil  under  the  new  Bill.  Sir  Edward 
Sugden  truly  said,  that  it  should  be 


entitled,  "  A  Bill  for  the  multiplica- 
tion of  L.10  houses."  It  is  evident, 
that  the  proprietors  in  the  neighbour- 
hood of  small  boroughs  will  either 
themselves  build,  or  promote  the 
building,  of  such  a  number  of  houses, 
as  may  incline  the  balance  in  their 
own  favour.  Every  body  knows 
what  a  multitude  of  miserable  ten- 
ants such  a  system  of  multiplying 
the  poor  has  produced  in  Ireland. 
Those  evils  are  not  confined  to  the 
soil  of  that  island ;  they  will  extend 
to  England,  if  similar  causes  call 
them  into  operation.  All  these  evils 
spring  from  that  fatal  innovation 
upon  the  constitution  which  the  Re- 
formers so  obstinately  insist  upon  in- 
troducing,— that  of  admitting, not  the 
freeholder,  who,  in  general,  must  be 
in  some  degree  independent,because 
he  is  a  proprietor,  but  the  tenant, 
who  cannot,  in  the  general  case,  be 
so,  because  he  is  destitute  of  pro- 
perty. 

The  result,  therefore,  must  be, 
what  we  have  all  along  predicted, 
that  the  existing  abuses  will  be  great- 
ly increased  under  the  new  Bill,  and 
the  country  doomed  to  oscillate  be- 
tween the  infamy  of  corruption  and 
the  perils  of  democracy;  inclining, 
in  periods  of  tranquillity,  to  the  for- 
mer— driven,  in  times  of  agitation, 
by  the  latter.  This  will  be  the  result 
in  the  most  favourable  case,  suppo- 
sing the  new  institutions  to  prove 
stable,  and  not  to  yield  speedily  to 
the  shock  of  revolution, — a  supposi- 
tion which  all  the  experience  of  for- 
mer times  forbids  us  to  entertain. 

The  litigation,  electioneering  in- 
trigues, and  political  agitation,  which 
must  follow  the  annual  making  up  of 
the  lists  of  the  freeholders,  is  another 
evil  of  the  first  magnitude  under  the 
new  system.  It  is  quite  evident  that 
it  will  keep  the  people  in  a  continual 
state  of  hot  water ;  the  arts  used  to 
get  their  habitations  raised  up  to  the 
desired  standard — the  devices  to  pre- 
vent their  being  lowered  below  it — 
the  perjury,  chicanery,  and  falsehood 
annually  adopted  to  accomplish  these 
objects,  must  at  once  demoralize  the 
people  by  habituating  them  to  crime, 
and  withdraw  their  attention  from 
honest  industry  by  keeping  them  con- 
tinually immersed  in  a  sea  of  politics. 
All  the  world  knows  how  strongly 
these  evils  are  felt  on  the  eve  of  a  ge- 
neral election :  it  was  reserved  for  & 


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Reforming  Administration,  profes- 
sing to  abolish  all  existing  evils,  to  ren- 
der them  annual  instead  of  occasional, 
and  a  permanent  tumour  instead  of  a 
transient  blemish  in  the  constitution. 

The  powers  vested  in  the  survey- 
ors of  houses,  and  the  barristers,  ap- 
pointed by  the  Lord  Chancellor,  who 
are  to  review  their  judgments,  is  a 
new  and  unheard-of  peril  in  the  con- 
stitution. The  returns  of  Parliament 
— the  formation  of  a  majority  in  the 
Lower  House  —  will  depend  upon 
these  officers.  They  are  not  to  be 
appointed  by  a  fixed  Judge,  such  as 
the  Chief  Justice, — but  a  political 
officer,  who  stands  or  falls  with  Ad- 
ministration. It  is  easy  to  foresee 
what  abuses  may,  in  bad  times,  be 
committed  under  such  a  system ;  it 
is  not  difficult  to  prognosticate  the 
discontent  which,  in  periods  of  ex- 
citement, even  the  honest  discharge 
of  duty  by  these  officers  certainly 
will  excite.  And  this  is  the  system 
which  is  to  correct  all  existing  abu- 
ses, and  effect  a  permanent  settle- 
ment of  the  constitution ! 

The  freemen  under  the  existing 
system,  are  to  be  preserved  to  per- 
petuity in  the  new  Bill.  Those  free- 
men constitute  the  existing  demo" 
cracy  under  the  old  constitution; 
and  in  many  towns,  as  Liverpool, 
Norwich,  &c.,  the  franchise  descends 
so  low  as  almost  to  amount  to  uni- 
versal suffrage.  We  have  uniform- 
ly maintained,  that  the  existence  of 
those  representatives  of  the  working 
classes  under  the  old  constitution, 
was  a  very  great  advantage,  because 
it  gave  them  a  voice  in  the  legisla- 
ture, and  counterbalanced  the  nomi- 
nation boroughs  which  constituted 
the  representation  of  landed  and 
commercial  wealth.  But  what  is 
now  proposed  ?  To  keep  up  these 
operative  electors  over  the  whole 
•country,  at  the  very  time  that  a  new 
and  wide  inlet  for  the  democracy  is 
provided  in  the  L.10  tenants,  and 
when  the  representation  of  com- 
mercial, colonial,  and  landed  opu- 
lence in  the  close  boroughs  is  cut 
off.  That  is  to  say,  we  are  to  have 
on  our  back  at  once  the  old  democracy 
and  the  new  democracy,  both  that 
which  is  now  pressing  with  such 
force  on  the  constitution,  and  that 
which  promises  to  overturn  it  in  fu- 
ture times ;  and  that  too  at  the  very 
time  when  the  fortresses  of  the  Con- 


servative Party  in  the  nomination  bo- 
roughs are  to  be  entirely  destroyed  ! 
And  this  is  gravely  held  forth  as  the 
arrangement  of  the  conflicting  pow- 
ers on  a  satisfactory  basis,  and  which 
promises  to  restore  that  balance 
which,  from  the  force  of  democra- 
tic ambition  at  this  time,  is  in  such 
danger  of  being  subverted ! 

The  superior  weight  given  to  ma- 
nufacturing or  democratic  over  agri- 
cultural or  conservative  industry, 
apparent  in  every  part  of  the  Bill,  is 
in  an  especial  manner  conspicuous 
in  the  rise  which  is  introduced  in  the 
qualification  for  county  votes,  com- 
pared with  'the  fall  in  that  for  bo- 
roughs. After  the  termination  of  the 
existing  lives,  the  qualification  for  a 
county  vote  is  to  be  raised  to  a  free- 
hold of  L.10  yearly  value;  so  that  in 
the  space  of  twenty  years  the  county 
members  will  be  returned  exclusive- 
ly by  that  class  of  proprietors.  The 
borough  members  are  to  be  returned 
not  merely  by  the  owners,  but  the 
tenants  of  L.10  houses,  a  class  of 
men,  not  at  an  average  possessing  a 
tenth  part  of  the  property  of  their 
brother  freeholders  in  the  county. 
"Why  is  this  extraordinary  distinction 
made  between  the  classes  who  are  to 
return  the  members  for  counties  and 
boroughs?  Is  it  because  the  yeo- 
manry of  the  country  are  so  much 
more  democratical  than  the  house- 
holders of  Manchester,  Birmingham, 
the  Tower  Hamlets,  or  Greenwich, 
that  it  was  necessary  to  go  to  a 
much  higher  class  before  the  powers 
of  representation  could  be  securely- 
vested  ?  Is  it  because  morality  is  so 
much  more  pure,  life  so  much  more 
innocent,  passion  so  much  more  sub- 
dued, reason  so  much  more  power- 
ful, among  r_the  ale-house  keepers 
of  St  Giles,  in  the  owners  of  brothels 
in  Dublin  or  Glasgow,  than  among 
the  statesmen  of  Cumberland,  the 
freeholders  of  Yorkshire,  or  the  pea- 
santry of  Scotland  ?  Had  the  rule 
been  just  the  reverse ;  had  a  ten- 
pound  proprietor  been  required  in 
town,  and  a  ten-pound  tenant  ad- 
mitted in  the  country,  the  principle 
of  the  distinction  would  have  been 
intelligible,  because  it  would  have 
been  founded  on  the  eternal  distinc- 
tion between  the  honesty  of  conduct 
and  sobriety  of  thought  in  rural, 
compared  with  the  profligacy  of  ha- 
bit and  vehemence  of  passion  iu 


116 


On  Parliamentary  Reform  and  the  French  Revolution.  [Jart. 


urban  life.  But  to  admit  the  poorer 
class  amid  the  corruption,  vice,  and 
intoxication  of  cities,  and  confine  the 
franchise  to  a  far  higher  class  amidst 
the  simplicity  and  moderation  of 
country  life,  is  so  utter  a  departure 
from  the  principles  not  merely  of 
legislation,  but  of  common  sense  and 
universal  experience,  that  it  is  alto- 
gether inexplicable  upon  any  of  the 
known  principles  of  human  conduct. 
And  it  is  to  be  recollected,  that  while 
only  157  members  are  given  to  the 
coolness  and  sobriety  of  rural  in- 
dustry, no  less  than  340  are  awarded 
to  the  passions  and  the  corruption 
of  city  population. 

For  these  reasons,  the  principle 
and  practical  tendency  of  the  new- 
Bill  is  even  more  dangerous  than 
that  from  which  we  have  just  been 
delivered.  The  Whigs  should  have 
abandoned  office,  rather  than  have 
consented,  for  the  purpose  of  gaining 
the  Radicals,  to  bring  in  so  ruinous 
a  project;  the  Conservative  Party 
had  better  remain  for  ever  in  oppo- 
sition, than  sully  their  hands  by  any 
connexion  with  it.  We  rejoice  there- 
fore at  the  noble  stand  which  the 
friends  of  the  constitution  have  again 
made  in  the  House  of  Commons,  and 
that  the  eloquence  of  Sir  R.  Peel 
and  Mr  Croker  has  exceeded  even 
all  their  previous  efforts,  and  recall- 
ed the  brightest  days  of  British  glory. 

Nor  have  the  Scotch  less  reason  to 
be  proud  of  the  able  and  patriotic 
stand  made  by  their  leading  nobility 
on  this  trying  occasion.  The  Duke 


of  Buccleuch,  who,  throughout  the 
whole  contest,  has  acted  the  part  of 
a  true  Patriot,  has  gone  to  London 
on  purpose  to  lay  the  Address  of  the 
great  Edinburgh  Meeting  before  his 
Majesty,  and  it  was  received  in  a  way 
worthy  of  the  quarter  from  which  it 
proceeded,  and  the  hands  by  which 
it  was  delivered.  If  the  other  Con- 
servative Nobility  of  the  country  have 
not  been  so  conspicuous  in  their  ser- 
vices, their  firmness  is  as  great,  and 
their  devotion  to  the  public  cause  as 
unbounded.  It  is  by  such  means  that 
the  Peers  of  Great  Britain  can  best 
discharge  the  duty  which  at  this  crisis 
they  owe  to  their  country,  which  they 
have  recently  delivered  from  so  great 
a  peril. 

Let  them  do  their  utmost  to  soft- 
en the  dangerous  features  of  the 
new  measure,  and  diminish  the  mis- 
chief which  it  must  occasion  to  the 
country;  but  let  the  whole  respon- 
sibility of  the  future  constitution  rest 
upon  its  own  authors.  They  have 
delivered  into  their  hands  a  prosper- 
ous, tranquil,  and  powerful  nation, 
with  its  empire  surrounding  the 
globe,  its  fleets  whitening  the  ocean, 
its  glory  resplendent  over  the  earth  ; 
let  them  beware  of  extinguishing  so 
fair  a  fame,  by  mingling  with  the 
ambition,  the  recklessness,  or  the 
desperation  which  is  destined,  to  all 
human  appearance,  to  destroy  so  no- 
ble a  fabric,  and  sink  for  ever  in  the 
waves  the  might  and  the  honour  of 
the  British  empire. 


,1832.] 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham's  Speech. 


J17 


REPLY  TO  LORD  BROUGHAM'S  SPEECH.* 


How  spirit-stirring  the  commence- 
ment of  a  campaign  !  Our  imagina- 
tion travels  along  a  shadowy  suc- 
cession of  yet  unfoughten  combats  of 
various  fortune — now  in  victory, 
now  in  defeat,  and  now  in  drawn 
battle — but  ever  fearless  of  the  final 
issue,  and  confident  that,  after  some 
total  overthrow,  the  war  will  ter- 
minate in  the  triumph  of  Truth, 
Freedom,  and  Justice.  Such  will  be 
the  end  of  the  great  struggle  now 
renewed  between  the  firm  force  of 
the  Conservatives,  and  the  feeble  fury 
of  the  Revolutionists.  On  the  re- 
storation of  peace,  the  eyes  of  the 
patriots  will  be  gladdened  to  behold 
the  blessing  for  which  they  con- 
quered— unscathed  by  storm,  flood, 
or  fire,  from  turret  to  foundation 
stone,  in  all  its  ancient  strength  and 
state,  that  august  and  glorious  edifice 
— the  British  Constitution. 

We  have  called  the  reformers  by 
a  name  which  used  to  excite  their  ire 
. — revolutionists.  Some  few  months 
ago  they  grew  red  in  the  face  at  that 
appropriate  polysyllable ;  his  Majes- 
ty's Ministers  rose  indignantly,as  one 
man,  "  to  repudiate  the  charge,"  "  to 
reprobate  the  idea ;"  but  a  pallor  now 
is  on  their  crestfallen  countenances, 
and  you  hear  extorted  confession  in 
many  a  wrathful  mutter.  Why  so 
loath  still  are  some  of  the  would-be 
leading  men  among  them  to  "avow 
the  truth?  They  cannot  be  such 
simpletons  as  to  dream  now  of  de- 
luding us  into  a  belief  that  they  de- 
sire to  restore  and  preserve  our 
liberties;  and  can  they  indeed  be 
such  fools  as  to  fancy  that  they  may 
play  with  safety  upon  the  knaves 
who  have  enlisted  themselves  in 
thousands  and  tens  of  thousands 
under  their  tri-color — the  rascally 
rag  which  never  yet  was  hoisted—- 
arid never  shall  be  over — 

"  Tne  flag  that  braved,  a  thousand  years, 
The  battle  arid  the  breeze." 

The  thousands  and  tens  of  thou- 


sands of  knaves  have  taught  them, 
and  will  continue  to  teach  them,  an- 
other lesson ;  and  slow  and  stupid 
as  they  have  shewn  themselves  to  be 
"atthe  uptake,"  that  other  lesson  will 
in  time  be  instilled  into  their  slug- 
gish souls  through  incessantink-drop- 
ping,  by  men  far  honester  and  abler 
than  themselves,  the  EDUCATED  RA- 
DICALS OF  ENGLAND,  who,  instead  of 
denying  that  they  are  for  revolution, 
glory  in  the  charge,  and  in  procla- 
mations and  manifestoes  somewhat 
more  vigorous  than  that  ludicrous 
and  late  lament  issued  in  his  Ma- 
jesty's name  against  Political  Unions, 
have  long  kept  dinning  into  the 
deafest  and  largest  ears,  that  they 
will  never  rest  till  they  have  gained 
their  ULTERIOR  OBJECTS — the  over- 
throw of  all  ancient  and  all  heredi- 
tary institutions. 

That  my  Lord  John  Russell  and 
"  the  rest"  are  sick  of  their  estates 
and  titles,  we  cannot  believe,  not 
even  on  the  authority  of  their  own 
conduct.  They  are  not  sick,  then, 
but  they  are  silly ;  and  seek  to  shelter 
their  large  estates  and  noble  titles 
and  insignificant  selves,  behind  a 
Bill  which  the  most  formidable  foes 
of  their  order  are  all  grimly  laughing 
to  behold  them  bringing  up  like  a 
battering-ram  to  demolish  their  own 
powers  and  privileges  in  the  state. 
Aye — the  Bill — though  far  from  be- 
ing perfect  in  all  its  parts,  in  the 
eyes  of  the  educated  radicals,  will, 
nevertheless,  work  well — it  will  butt 
forcefully  against  the  ramparts  of 
aristocracy — and  out  from  among 
the  dusty  rubbish  the  radicals  see, 
in  imagination,  running  like  so  many 
rats,  the  Lord  Johnnys  and  the  Lord 
Dickies,  and  in  imagination  they 
hear — and  can  "  scarce  retain  their 
urine  for  affection," — the  creatures 
squeak. 

That  the  rats  chiefly  composing 
his  Majesty's  Ministry  should  be 
rnole-blind,  did  certainly  at  first 
somewhat  astonish  the  public.  As 


*  Reply  to  a  Pamphlet,  entitled  Speech  of  the  Right  Honourable  Lord  Brougham, 
Lord  High  Chancellor  of  England,  delivered  in  the  House  of  Lords,  on  Friday, 
October  7,  1831.  London :  J.  Hatchard  and  Son,  187,  Piccadilly ;  and  Roake  and 
Varty,  Strand. 


118 

long  as  they  kept  working  under 
ground,  it  was  supposed  that  all 
might  be  right  enough ;  but  the  mo- 
ment they  issued  into  the  open  air 
and  light  of  heaven,  it  was  painful 
to  see  the  small  bleariness  of  their 
opaque  optics.  "  They  cannot  be  so 
blind  as  they  look,"  was  the  humane 
hint  of  many  Christian  people ;  but 
that  inconsiderate  suggestion  gave 
place  to  a  wiser  judgment,  "  Why, 
the  creatures  are  stone-blind,"  as 
they  were  seen  treading  on  each 
other's  tails,  in  hurry  to  run  their 
snouts  into  the  traps  set  for  them 
by  those  rough  rat-catchers — the 
radicals, — traps  easily  seen  through 
by  the  merest  glimmer  of  eyesight — • 
and  absolutely  unbaited  with  so 
much  as  a  bit  of  cheese  ! 

This  may  be  thought  by  fastidious 
persons  an  undignified  style  of  treat- 
ing such  noblemen  and  gentlemen 
as  are  no  longer  his  Majesty's  Op- 
position, but  his  Majesty's  Ministers. 
"  Is  not  Lord  Grey  the  English 
Neckar  ?"  "  And  was  not  Neckar  the 
French  Lord  Grey  ?"  We  have  writ- 
ten of  that  parallel  ere  now;  but  while 
Christopher  North  is  silent,  hear 
Napoleon  Bonaparte.  He  is  speaking 
to  Neckar's  grandson,  the  young  De 
Stael.  We  quote  from  the  Reply. 

"  '  Your  grandfather  was  afoot,  an  ideo- 
logist, an  old  maniac.  At  sixty  years  of 
age,  to  think  of  forming  plans  to  over- 
throw my  constitution !  States  would  be 
well  governed,  truly,  under  such  theorists, 
who  judge  of  men  from  books,  and  the 
world  from  the  map . . .  Your  grandfather's 
work  is  that  of  an  obstinate  old  man, 
who  died  abusing  all  governments ...  He 
calls  me  the  indispensable  man,  but  judg- 
ing from  his  arguments,  the  best  thing 
that  could  be  done  would  be  to  cut  my 
throat!  Yes:  I  was  indeed  indispensable 
to  repair  the  follies  of  your  grandfather, 
and  the  mischief  which  he  did  to  France. 
It  was  he  who  overturned  the  monarchy, 
and  led  Louis  XVI.  to  the  scaffold.'  The 
young  man  here  interposes,  and  says — 
*  Sire,  you  seem  to  forget  that  my  grand- 
father's property  was  confiscated,  because 
he  defended  the  King.' — <  Defended  the 
King!  A  fine  defence  truly !  You  might 
as  well  say,  that  if  I  give  a  man  poison, 
and  present  him  with  an  antidote  when 
he  is  in  the  agonies  of  death,  that  I  wish 
to  save  him.  That  is  the  way  your  grand- 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham's  Speech* 


[Jan. 


father  defended  Louis  XVI.  As  to  the 
confiscation  you  speak  of,  what  does  that 
prove  ?  Nothing.  Why,  the  property  of 
Robespierre  was  confiscated;  and  let  me 
tell  you  that  Robespierre  himself,  Marat, 
and  Danton,  have  done  less  mischief  to 
France  than  M.  Neckar.  It  was  he  who 
brought  about  the  revolution.  You, 
Monsieur  de  Stael,  did  not  see  this :  but  I 
did.  I  witnessed  all  that  passed  in  those 
days  of  terror  and  public  calamity.  But 
as  long  as  I  live,  these  days  shall  never 
return.  Your  speculators  trace  their  fine 
schemes  upon  paper  :  fools  read  and  be- 
lieve them :  all  are  babbling  about  gene- 
ral happiness,  and  presently  the  people  have 
not  bread  to  eat ;  then  comes  a  revolution. 
Such  is^usually  the  fruit  of  all  these  fine 
theories.  Your  grandfather  was  the  cause 
of  the  saturnalia  which  desolated  France.'* 

"  These  are  the  words  of  Napoleon 
Bonaparte;  and  lest  it  should  seem  to 
any  one  that  they  were  not  applied  to 
the  general  principles  of  revolutionary 
agents,  but  dictated  by  some  personal 
feeling  towards  their  more  moderate  par- 
tisans, read  one  more  passage.  The  Ja- 
cobins of  Paris  had  been  treating  with 
him.  On  hearing  the  price  which  they 
set  upon  their  services,  he  said,  '  This  is 
too  much  ;  I  shall  have  a  chance  of  de- 
liverance in  battle,  but  I  shall  have  none 
with  these  furious  blockheads.  There 
can  be  nothing  in  common  between  the 
demagogic  principles  of  1793  and  the 
monarchy;  between  clubs  of  madmen 
and  a  regular  ministry;  between  a  com- 
mittee of  public  safety  and  an  Emperor ; 
between  revolutionary  tribunals  and  esta- 
blished laws.  If  fall  I  must,  I  will  not 
bequeath  France  to  the  revolutionists, 
from  whom  I  have  delivered  her.'f 

"  Now,  the  leader  of  the  '  demagogic 
principles  in  1793,'  was  Mr  CHARLES 
GREY  ;  and  the  monarchy  which,  accord- 
ing to  Napoleon,  M.  Neckar  destroyed, 
was  that  of  France.  The  Neckar  of  1 831 
has  failed,  and  the  monarchy  of  England 
is  yet  preserved ;  and  with  it  Lord  Grey, 
and  the  Duke  of  Bedford,  and  the  Duke 
of  Devonshire ;  but  let'  us  hear  no  more 
of  the  argument,  that  there  is  no  danger 
of  a  democratic  revolution,  because  these 
noblemen  do  not  desire  it." 

A  certain  respect,  it  has  hitherto 
been  very  generally  allowed,  is  due 
to  the  very  prejudices  and  bigotries 
of  an  ignorant  people,  from  its  rulers; 
and  the  more  especially  if  that  un- 
happy ignorance  has  been  owing 
partly  to  its  rulers,  though  mainly 


Bourrienne's  Memoirs  of  Napoleon,  vol.  iii.  p.  126.  f  Ibid.  p.  298. 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougliam's  Speech. 


1832,] 

to  the  constitution  under  which  it 
has  been  the  people's  wretched  lot 
to  flourish.  Was  any  such  respect, 
however  slight,  shewn  to  the  people 
of  Great  Britain,  by  the  Paymaster 
to  his  Majesty's  forces,  when  he  first 
stood  up  in  the  House  of  Commons, 
with  his  Bill  in  his  small  lily-white 
hand  ?  The  people,  it  is  said,  wished 
for  some  Reform — how  much  is  not 
specified ;  but  judging  from  the  symp- 
toms, which  were  complete  compo- 
sure, arid  an  almost  Pythagorean  si- 
lence, not  a  muscle  of  their  mouth 
moving,  the  appetite  or  passion  of  the 
people  for  political  food  in  the  shape 
of  a  Bill,  was  such  as  might  have  been 
appeased  with  a  small  portion  of  vic- 
tual, of  wet  and  dry.  Had  they  been 
ravenous  for  Schedule  A,  they  would 
have  roared  like  any  nightingale,  but 
they  were  mute  as  tit-mice  ere  spring 
shews  her  violets.  Neither  had  the 
Paymaster  been  previously  profuse 
or  prodigal  either  in  promise  or  per- 
formance on  the  Feast  of  Reform. 
Forjnany  years  he  had  been  one  of 
the  prettiest  and  best  behaved  young 
gentlemen  of  "all  the  bit-by-bit  Re- 
formers, and  thereby  the  noble  nig- 
gard escaped  the  sarcasms  of  Can- 
ning, who  had  otherwise  "  torn  off 
his  flesh."  Nay,  high-up  in  yonder 
nook, 

Each  in  its  narrow  cell  for  ever  laid, 
The  First  editions  of  his  Quartos  sleep ; 

Nor  ever  shall  profane  hand  of  ours 
again  give  to  day  the  diatribes  against 
Reform,  and  the  panegyrics  on  Old 
Sarum  which  their  stiff  boards  and 
pompous  pages  preserve  in  the  repose 
of  oblivion.  But  having  eaten  in 
his  words  (and  how  sweet  is  a  mor- 
sel devoured  in  a  corner  well  did 
Solomon  and  Jack  Horner  know), 
swallowed,  inwardly  digested,  and 
outwardly  expelled  them,  "  one  and 
all,  great  and  small,"  with  much  la- 
bour and  pains,  he  not  unnaturally, 
but  irrationally,  presumed  that  the 
people  were  as  hungry  as  himself, 
whe  had  just  emptied  his  stomach 
in  the  style  aforesaid ;  and  bidding 
them  open  their  mouths  like  barn- 
doors, into  the  yawning  aperture  he 
flung  his  Bill.  So  grotesque  in  itself 
was  this  procedure  of  his  under- 
standing, and  so  unexpected,  that  the 
House  of  Commons  became  a  con- 
vulsive series  of  guffaws. 
"  Unextinguislied  laughter  shook  the  skies." 


119 


But  it  is  grievous  to  know  that  a 
guffaw  is  in  nature  transitory  as  a 
groan,  into  which  indeed  it  is  apt  to 
grow ;  and  that  a  groan  of  disgust- 
such  is  the  strange  constitution  of 
our  souls — is  often  converted  into  a 
shout  of  admiration,  while  in  bad 
time  and  early,  it  settles  down  into 
an  aimless  infatuation  of 

"  The  people  imagining  a  vain  thing," 

till  a  whole  kingdom  becomes  a  Bed- 
lam. 

Offer  a  dog  a  pound  of  butter, 
a  quartern  loaf,  or  a  shoulder  of 
mutton,  and  though  tolerably  sharp- 
set,  he  will  turn  away  with  a  growl, 
thinking  that  you  mean  to  insult 
him;  but  cajole  him,  by  rubbing  his 
back  with  the  hair,  and  calling  the 
buffer  by  his  name,  and  by  other 
charms  potent  over  the  canine,  and 
the  animal  begins  to  believe  that  he 
is  dying  of  hunger.  Disregarding  the 
bread  and  butter,  he  plays  the  part 
of  a  wolf  on  the  sheep ;  and  offer  but 
to  tou'eh  the  shank  now,  and  he  will 
tear  you  to  pieces.  It  is  in  vain  to 
tell  him  that  he  has  devoured  his 
due,  and  that  he  will  get  the  rest  at 
another  time ;  the  bare  suspicion  on 
his  part,  of  such  a  base  suggestion  on 
yours,  will  stiffen  the  upright  bristles 
all  over  the  surly  savage,  till  he  seems 
a  live-dog  of  horrent  iron,  and  you 
walk  off  full  of  "  thick-coming  fan- 
cies" about  canine  madness.  Next 
morning,  the  master  shepherd  (for 
we  suppose  you  to  be  one  of  the 
Pastorals)  informs  you  that  an  out- 
landish animal,  by  some  supposed  a 
dog,  has  swum  ashore  from  some 
Norwegian  wreck  during  the  night, 
and  slaughtered  some  scores  of  the 
silly  people,  all  the  braes  being  stain- 
ed with  woolly  blood-clouts,  and 
lamb,  gimmer,  wether,  and  "  ewie 
wi'  the  cruickit  horn"  lying  among 
the  broom,  and  below  the  birch 
trees,  with  holes  in  their  throats  and 
their  kidneys,  while  the  Red  Rover 
is  seen  lying  out  of  musket-shot, 
on  a  knoll,  licking  his  paws,  and 
then  crouching  away  into  the  woods, 
till  hunger  shall  re-drive  him  to  ra- 
pine. 

The  above  is  figurative  or  allego- 
rical— but  we  can  speak  pretty  plain- 
ly when  we  choose ;  and,  therefore, 
begging  pardon  of  the  populace  for 
likening  them  for  a  moment  to  such. 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham's  Speech. 


120 

an  animal,  we  ask,  what  was  the 
conduct,  with  regard  to  them,  of  his 
Majesty's  Ministers,  and  of  all  their 
adherents?  Base  and  unprincipled  be- 
yond all  precedent, "  and,  if  old  judg- 
ments hold  their  sacred  course,"  to  be 
punished,  ere  long,  by  irretrievable 
disgrace,  and  exclusion  from  govern- 
ment of  that  nation,  whose  character 
they  have  done  all  in  the  power  of 
their  wicked  weakness  to  deterior- 
ate or  destroy.  By  their  Bill,  it  ap- 
peared, at  first,  as  if  there  were  no 
end  either  of  disfranchisement  or 
enfranchisement — nobody  could  tell 
whether  voters  were  to  be  hundreds 
of  thousands,  or  millions ;  but  the 
mightier  the  multitude,  the  more 
magnanimous  the  members  who  "  be- 
stowed the  boon ;"  the  fiercer  the 
fever  of  Reform,  when  once  fairly 
introduced  into  the  crowded  closes 
and  alleys  of  town  and  city  corrup- 
tion !  There  was  a  stir  among  all  the 
styes,  as  if  of  universal  suffrage.  In 
that  state  of  excitement  of  the  peo- 
ple, and  of  the  populace,  and  of  the 
rabble,  Parliament  was  dissolved—- 
that representatives  might  be  chosen 
of  the  integrity,  intelligence,  and 
wisdom  of  the  land  !  Then  we  were 
impiously  and  dishonestly  told,  vox 
populiy  vox  Dei.  Then  was  the  time 
for  that  mightiest  of  all  steam  en- 
gines—the Press — to  go  to  work  ; 
and  to  work  it  went  with  a  thousand 
devil  power.  All  angry  and  evil  pas- 
sions .were  roused,  let  loose,  and 
kept  alive,  all  over  the  land— and 
they  had  all  but  one  object — down 
with  the  boroughmongers.  Gentle- 
men dislike  being  hissed,  hooted, 
reviled,  cursed,  threatened,  mudded, 
maimed,  murdered  ;  and  the  billmen 
had  their  cue  given  them  to  read 
such  practical  lessons  as  these,  in 
state  affairs,  to  all  anti-reformers,  at 
and  around  every  hustings,  "  in  the 
season  of  the  year."  They  had  time- 
ly advice  "  to  strike  at  their  faces;" 
to  prefer  stones  to  dead  cats,  as  mis- 
siles, in  electioneering  warfare  ;  and 
the  Tory  gentlemen  of  England  were 
warned  in  all  the  Ministerial  news- 
papers, that,  if  they  valued  their  lives, 
they  had  better  offer  no  factious  op- 
position to  a  measure  beloved  by 
the  King,  and  annotated  on  by  him 
to  the  extent  of  seventeen  pages 
crown  octavo.  Rather  than  encoun- 
ter such  brutal  baseness,  some  of  the 
conservatives  declined  the  honour 


{Jan. 


of  a  contest,  and  others  retired  from 
it — not  in  fear  for  themselves,  but  in 
shame  for  their  countrymen  ;  while 
many  weak,  and  a  few  worthless 
persons  got  into  the  House  of  Com- 
mons, who  were  fitter  for  a  house  of 
correction.  But  putting  all  such  low 
elections  as  these  out  of  sight,  it  will 
not  be  denied  now,  by  any  man  in  his 
senses,  that  the  populace  were  pretty 
generally  out  of  theirs,  and  that  too 
many  of  the  people  were  in  the  same 
predicament,  frequently  preserving, 
in  their  folly  or  madness,  the  most 
silly,  absurd,  and  scorned  individual 
that  would  but  cry  out  "  the  bill,  the 
whole  bill,  and  nothing  but  the  bill," 
for  their  delegate  in  Parliament,  to 
men  who  had  been  their  benefactors, 
and  whose  families  had,  many  a 
time  and  oft,  when  famine  had 
visited  this  perhaps  over-peopled 
land,  saved  theirs  from  starvation. 
And  thus  was  a  new  Parliament  as- 
sembled, in  which,  had  the  press 
been  as  powerful  as  it  was  wicked, 
the  freedom  of  debate  would  have 
equalled  that  liberty  of  election,  and 
the  minority  been  dumb.  But  the 
minority  neither  despised  nor  feared 
the  press — and  did  their  duty  nobly, 
assailed  in  vain  by  a  perpetual  tem- 
pest of  scorn  and  insult  instigating 
the  weak,  the  unwary,  and  the 
wicked,  to  outrages  against  the  pro- 
perties and  persons  of  all  who  op- 
posed the  Bill.  The  majority  smiled, 
and  vapoured,  and  spouted,  and 
voted — and  all  the  while  the  land 
rang  with  yells  of  vain  applause,  and 
as  vain  intimidation.  But  the  talent 
and  the  integrity,  the  eloquence  and 
the  wisdom,  were  on  one  side  of  the 
House — the  delegates  on  the  other; 
and  in  committee  the  Ministerial 
majority  had  no  resource  in  their 
difficulties  but  £he  shameful  one  of 
silence,  when  outargued  at  every 
point,  and  convicted  either  of  dis- 
honesty or  stupidity  almost  incredi- 
ble, on  almost  every  clause  of  their 
own  revolutionary  bill.  Never  were 
seen  or  heard  of  before  such  dogged 
'or  dumb  constitution-mongers.  But 
without  the  walls  they  were  still 
supported  by  the  yell,  the  voice  of 
their  deity,  the  mob — and  Minister 
sung  nightly  out  to  Minister — "  all's 
well  !" 

But  "  what  will  the  Peers  do  ?" 
was  then  the  cry*  And  what  a  cry ! 
Loathsomely  expressive  of  all  the  in- 


1832.] 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham's  Speech. 


science,  all  the  ferocity,  and  all  the 
vulgarity  of  the  Tail  of  the  revolu- 
tionists, and  eke  of  their  Head.  Down 
with  the  Peers — the  House  of  Peers 
— and  all  the  houses  of  the  Peers — 
unless  they  pass  the  Bill  —  in  that 
event  let  them  live  for  ever.  But 
then  arose  the  cry — "  let  the  King 
swamp  the  House  of  Peers,"  and 
they  called  him  the  Modern  Alfred. 
There  ought  to  be  no  Peers— al- 
ready are  they  too  numerous  by  far 
— therefore  let  us  have  a  hundred 
more  at  the  least — that  they  may 
restore  to  us  our  constitution.  The 
ancient  noblesse  are  all  for  reform — > 
the  novi  homines  alone  against  it — 
therefore  more  upstarts  !  True,  that 
nature  produces  but  one  Alfred  in 
many  centuries— and  he  is  but  the 
exception  to  the  general  rule,  that 
all  kings  who  can  are  tyrants.  But 
let  posterity  take  care  of  itself— and 
the  next  king  of  England — if  there  is 
to  be  another — add  his  hundred 
serving-men — for  what  purpose  he 
may — be  it  even  to  bring  back  the 
boroughmongers,  and  that  anoma- 
lous monster  which  they  worship, 
and  they  alone,  the  British  Constitu- 
tion. 

Was  there  any  effort  made  to  put 
down  this  Jacobin  cry  by  the  anti- 
revolutionary  reforming  Ministry  ? 
No.  They  joined  in  it.  They  did 
so  in  both  Houses  of  Parliament.  The 
Prime  Minister  warned  the  Spiri- 
tual Peers  to  "put  their  houses  in 
order" — the  crack  ministerial  orator 
in  the  Lower  House  pointed  to  the 
expatriated  noblesse  of  France,  whom 
the  great  Revolution  drove  over  the 
wide  world — and  there  was  "great 
cheering."  Sneers,  taunts,  scoffs,  in- 
sults, have  been  so  incessantly  flung 
forth  on  all  things,  creeds,  offices, 
and  persons,  hitherto  regarded  with 
respect  or  reverence,  and  the  Re- 
formers have  become  so  habituated 
to  the  use  of  their  slang  vocabula- 
ries that  they  are  unconscious  of 
being  foul-mouthed,  and  turn  up 
.their  eyes  to  heaven  when  accused  of 
truculence,  like  simpletons  innocent 
of  all  guile  and  all  guilt,  and  anxious 
only  for  the  preservation  of  social 
order.  Yet  these  are  the  Billmen — 
these  are  the  people  whose  voice  it 
is  the  duty  of  Government  to  obey — 
who  now  demand  their  rights,  and 
therefore  their  rights  must  be  given 
them — to  oppose  whose  will  must  be 


121 

— treason ;  for  are  they  not  the  sove- 
reign people  ? 

The  Peers  did  oppose  their  will— 
and  what  then  ?  Why,  the  mob  were 
daunted  by  the  aspect  of  virtue.  Nay, 
the  most  worthless  among  them  felt 
that  the  Peers  had  done  their  duty — 
and  the  better  part  of  the  populace 
applauded  the  patriots — but  in  si- 
lence— for  they  feared  as  yet  to  of- 
fend their  leaders  whom  that  vote 
maddened.  Then  the  press  raved 
on  the  Political  Unions,  and  the  Po- 
litical Unions  talked  of  arms,  and  a 
national  guard  was  to  start  up  out 
of  the  ground,  not  from  serpents,  but 
from  sheeps'  teeth,  with  fustian  jack- 
ets and  corduroy  breeches,  we  know 
not  whether  to  support  or  supplant 
the  British  army, no  longer  com  mand- 
ed  by  Wellington,  and  trustworthy 
no  more  in  the  day  of  danger.  What 
might  be  the  meaning  of  such  mis- 
cellaneous armament?  All  the  na- 
tion were  for  Reform — to  a  man. 
Some  scores  of  boroughmongers 
alone  were  against  the  Bill.  Mr  Place, 
the  tailor,  as  he  calls  himself,  at  the 
head  of  that  deputation  of  pawn-bro- 
kers, that  lately  waited  on  the  puz- 
zled Premier,  he  knew  not,  nor  at 
such  untimeous  hour  could  be  ex- 
pected to  know,  whether  to  take  his 
measure,  to  receive  his  pledge,  or  to 
solicit  a  supper,  might  surely  have 
had  courage  to  face  that  small  corps 
of  corruptionists,  and  put  them  to 
rout  at  the  point  of  the  needle.  Why, 
then,  go  the  expense  of  a  national 
guard  whose  office  must  needs  be  a 
sinecure  ?  But  the  knaves  knew  they 
lied,  when  they  said  that  all  the  na- 
tion to  a  man  was  for  Reform.  They 
knew  that  a  majority  of  the  indus- 
trious, the  wealthy,  the  prosper- 
ous, the  good,  and  the  happy,  were 
against  such  Reform,  and  they  dared 
to  hope,  in  their  drunken  insolence, 
that  they  might  frighten  the  con- 
servatives into  the  Bill  by  a  na- 
tional guard  consisting  of  innumer- 
able awkward  squads,  sufficiently 
absurd  on  paper,  but  in  flesh-and- 
blood  marching  order  to  overthrow 
the  British  army,  ludicrous  beyond 
the  ineffable  military  spectacles  that 
sometimes  convulse  the  fancy  in 
dreams,  when  the  forlorn  hope,  com- 
posed entirely  of  tailors,  is  seen  ad- 
vancing to  the  storm  of  a  gingerbread 
stall,  from  which  an  old  woman 
arrayed  in  red  is  driven  with  im- 


122 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham's  SpeecJi. 


[Jan. 


mense  laugliter,  till  first  the  van- 
guard, and  then  the  main  body  of  the 
deliverers,  establish  themselves  at 
the  point  of  the  spurtle,  and  to  the 
sound  of  the  penny-trumpets  in  the 
Luckenbooths. 

In  these  Political  Unions  there  has 
indeed  been  a  strange  mixture  of  the 
formidable  and  the  laughable,  repre- 
sentative of  the  character  of  our  un- 
accountable times.  For  example, 
there  is  our  own  Edinburgh  Political 
Union,  which  its  members  opine  to 
be  a  great  state-engine  at  work  for 
Reform.  There  are  people  south  of 
the  Tweed,  who  look  to  wards  it  loom- 
ing through  a  Scotch  mist,  not  without 
alarm.  To  us  it  seems  at  once  the 
most  innocent  and  the  most  ludicrous 
association — not  of  ideas — for  good- 
humoured  scorn  to  point  his  slow  un- 
meaning finger  at,  without  any  inten- 
tion of  offending  its  mock-majesty— 
that  ever  administered  to  the  mirth 
of  Modern  Athens.  It  numbers — or 
rather  did  number,  among  its  wor- 
thies, two  or  three  authors  whom  we 
much  esteem — a  leash  of  bibliopoles 
to  whom  we  wish  all  prosperity  in 
the  trade — a  gentleman  or  two  be- 
sides of  easy  fortune  and  manners 
—  a  few  worthy  masters,  a  dozen 
respectable  journeymen,  and  some 
scores  of  idle  or  industrious  appren- 
tices in  the  various  handicrafts, 
whom  to  employ  therein  would  be 
to  all  parties  profitable  and  pleasant, 
whether  it  were  in  slating  a  house, 
cobbling  a  shoe,  patching,  or  even 
making  a  pair  of  breeches.  In  their 
personal  capacities,  or  individual 
selves,  it  will  be  seen  that  we  value 
the  members  of  the  Edinburgh  Po- 
litical Union  according  to  their  dif- 
ferent degrees  of  merit,  and  that  we 
should  drop  the  pensive  tear  on  hear- 
ing that  any  one  of  them  had  fallen 
a  victim  to  the  cholera.  But  in  their 
aggregate  and  composite  character 
of  a  Political  Union,  we  can  regard 
them,  living  or  dead,  but  with  one 
sentiment — that  of  the  ineffably  ab- 
surd, which  would,  we  are  persua- 
ded, pursue  us  into  the  cave  of  Tro- 
phonius,  converting  it  into  the  bou- 
doir of  Euphrosyne.  At  the  gravity 
with  which  they  guard  the  peace  of 
our  distracted  metropolis,  the  most 
saturnine  might  smile.  On  the  eve 
of  every  impending  great  national  ca- 
lamity, we  find  them  at  their  post. 
Thus,  on  that  fearful  afternoon  that 


brought  our  city  the  dismal  intelli- 
gence of  the  rejection  of  the  Bill  by 
the  House  of  Lords,  when  the  street 
in  front  of  our  post-office  was  alive 
with  all  kinds  and  colours  of  hats, 
and  when  it  was  thought  there  would 
be  a  general  brush,  the  Political 
Union,  in  visible  and  unappalled,  from 
the  mysterious  secrecy  of  their  con- 
clave, issued  paper-lanterns,  implo- 
ring peace  among  the  people,  and 
givingpromiseof  a  brighter  day  to  the 
sons  of  freedom  biting  their  nails  in 
disappointment  and  despair.  We  re- 
member that  afternoon  as  well  as  we 
do  this ;  and  never  before  to  our  eyes 
had  the  Queen  of  the  North,  with 
more  tranquil  stateliness,  "flung  her 
white  arms  to  the  sea."  The  western 
sun  so  smote  the  city,  that  all  the 
windows  seemed  on  fire.  There  was 
something  heroic  in  all  their  vast 
bright  stories;  flats  were  flats  no 
more ;  light  was  in  every  land ;  and 
without  waiting  for  the  fiery  fiat  of 
the  Lord  Provost,  the  hotbed  of  ge- 
nius was  self-kindled  into  a  general 
illumination.  We  grew,  on  the  spot, 
into  Captain  of  the  Six  Feet  Club. 
Great  was  then  our  perplexity,  on  be- 
holding men  standing  like  trees,  like 
poles,  calling  on  us  by  inscription,  in 
largest  letters,  to  be  quiet — on  no  ac- 
count to  give  vent  to  our  feelings  by 
any  act  of  violence ;  for  that  "  a  braw 
time  was  coming,"  when  there  would 
be  an  end  to  all  corruption.  In  the 
calm  joy  of  our  hearts,  we  would  not, 
at  that  moment,  have  hurt  a  hair  on 
the  head  of  a  fly — we  would  not  have 
murdered  a  midge.  Why,  then,  and 
whence  those  solemn  warnings,  thus 
ostentatiously  obtruded  on  our  eye, 
at  an  altitude  even  we  could  not 
overlook.  Why  thus,  O  ye  Political 
Unionists!  conjure  up  phantoms  of 
fury  to  disturb  such  profound  re- 
pose ?  Some  shaking  of  empty  heads, 
and  some  thrusting  of  hands  into  al- 
most as  empty  pockets  there  might" 
be  with  small  knots  of  peripatetic 
politicians,  who,  at  the  crossings  of 
streets,  paused  to  read  the  friend- 
ly advice  to  their  peers.  But,  of  a 
row  there  was  no  reason  to  indulge 
either  in  fear  or  hope — and  but  one 
opinion  prevailed  among  a  peaceful 
people,  between  the  hours  of  two 
and  ten,  that,  of  all  possible  idiots, 
the  Edinburgh  Political  Unionists, 
in  their  body  corporate,  were  at  the 
head.  As  darkness  descended,  the 


1832.] 


Reply  to  Lord  BrougJianf  s  Speec7i. 


paper  lanterns  became  transparent, 
and  the  large  letters  of  light  conti- 
nued to  tranquillize  the  town  till 
sleep  brought  silence,  broken  but  by 
that  gradually  deepening  and  widen- 
ing snore,  that,  in  a  great  city,  to 
night-wandering  Fine-ear,  doth  sure- 
ly sound,  beneath  the  mute  moon 
and  stars,  if  aught  be_so  on  this  earth 
of  ours,  sublime. 

Suppose  an  insurrection  of  the 
Newhaven  fish-wives.  To  quell  it, 
the  Edinburgh  Political  Union  are 
ordered  off  towards  Trinity,  to  ar- 
rest the  progress  of  the  Phalanx  of  the 
Variegated  Petticoats,  and,  if  need 
be,  to  deliver  battle  on  the  high-road, 
where  that  long  line  of  wall  defends 
from  the  dust  those  beautiful  nur- 
sery gardens.  Why,  the  Union  would 
sustain  a  total  overthrow.  Not  that 
the  battle  would  be  bloody — the  kill- 
ed and  wounded  would  bear  but  a 
small  proportion  to  the  missing — the 
prisoners  would  exceed  in  numbers 
the  whole  victorious  army — and  the 
presidents,  or  field-marshals,  would 
present  a  specimen  of  a  curious  pre- 
dicament, carried  captive  in  creels 
past  the  chain-pier  crowded  with 
spectators,  to  be  kept  in  durance  on 
oysters,  till  the  establishment  of  a  car- 
tel, by  which  they  might  be  restored 
to  their  patriotic  parents,  on  condi- 
tion of  their  taking,  through  the  sea- 
son, an  additional  supply,  at  an  extra- 
vagant price,  of  cod's-head  and  shoul- 
ders. 

They  are  a  droll  set.  Having  been 
told,  in  common  with  their  fellow 
townsmen,  that  "  all  who  were  dis- 
posed to  concur"  with  the  opinions 
expressed  in  a  requisition,  for  a 
Public  Meeting  of.  the  Conservatives, 
would  find  admittance  at  the  great 
gate  of  our  Assembly  Rooms,  they 
pretended  to  interpret  the  words, 
"  determined  not  to  concur,"  and 
accordingly  shewed  their  faces — a 
few— black  but  not  comely— t^te  a 
tete — yet  without  any  appearance 
of  spittle — with  the  avowed  resolu- 
tion of  intruding  into  the  presence  of 
gentlemen,  who,  conceiving  such  con- 
duct to  be  worse  than  unreasonable, 
had  made  adequate  provision  for 
kicking  them  commodiously  down  a 
wide  flight  of  stairs.  Did  they  wish  for 
an  argumentative  disputation?  Hea- 
ven pity  them  should  they  ever  have 
that  wish  gratified — and  it  is  not 
impossible—their  fate  will  be  like 
that  of  a  creel  of  crockery  lifted  up 


123 

in  the  arms  of  a  strong  man,  and 
let  fall  with  a  clash  on  the  floor  into 
ten  thousand  flinders.  But  that 
persons — in  ordinary  life  respectable 
— should  have  so  far  forgotten  the 
feelings  and  the  principles  by  which 
gentlemen  are  guided  in  all  their 
conduct— can  be  satisfactorily  ac- 
counted for  only  by  a  knowledge  of 
the  nature  of  their  disease — the  de- 
lirium tremens  of  radicalism,  in  which 
the  unhappy  patient  sees  real  objects 
in  ghastly  distortion,  and  imagines 
himself  haunted  by  a  thousand  devils, 
who  are  not  only  men  but  Tories— 
affable  archangels  all,  who  pity  the 
wild  distemper  that, to  common  eyes, 
gives  to  folly  the  semblance  of  sin, 
whereas  they  know  that  the  poor 
creatures  are  not  wicked,  but  merely 
mad.  The  only  cure  is  a  placard— 
if  that  fail — accipe  calcem.  In  that 
case,  how  could  they  deny  reaction  ? 

No  doubt  many  of  the  Political 
Unions  sprinkled  over  the  country 
are  as  harmless  as  the  Edinburgh 
one ;  and  as  we  should  be  sorry  to 
see  any  attempt  made  to  put  down 
what  never  was  up,  we  trust  they 
do  not  fall  under  his  Majesty's 
late  proclamation.  In  such  unions 
there  is  much  illegible,  but  nothing 
illegal,*  little  sedate,  but  less  sedi- 
tious ;  the  members  are  tiresome,  but 
not  traitorous;  and  though  able  to 
smoke  a  cigar,  unwilling  to  blow 
up  the  state.  They  are  political 
pustules  on  the  surface  of  society, 
that  will  come  to  a  point  of  them- 
selves, and  after  the  escape  of  the 
purulent  matter,  no  need  for  a  pin, 
not  the  minutest  scar  will  be  seen  on 
the  clean-skinned  public.  Whereas, 
were  you  to  rub  the  pimple,  it  would 
fret,  and  there  might  be  poison  in 
the  pus. 

What  really  is  the  character  and 
composition  of  the  Birmingham 
Union,  we  now  know  somewhat  bet- 
ter than  Lord  Grey.  It  has  been  de- 
clared illegal,  and  what  not,  on  the 
highest  authority,  and  so  has  an  as- 
semblage of  150,000  people,  (a  large 
sum)  of  which  the  Lord  Chancellor 
of  England  said,  "  with  all  respect 
for  the  multitude  which  were  assem- 
bled— he  trusted  the  individuals  allu- 
ded to  would  reconsider  the  subject." 
What  individuals — and  what  subject  ? 
The  individuals  who  declared  to  that 
multitude,  whom  the  Lord  Chancel- 
lor regards  "  with  all  respect"  "  that 
they  ought  no  longev  to  pay  the 


124 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham's  Speech. 


[Jan. 


king's  taxes."  "  It  was  physically 
impossible,"  quoth  the  Lord  Chan- 
cellor, "  that  in  an  assembly  of  150,000 
persons,  1000  could  know  what  they 
did."  We  should  think  not  so  many 
— and  on  that  ground  is  founded  his 
Lordship's  respect.  But  the  Premier's 
respect  includes  the  enemies  of  taxa- 
tion. He  corresponded— if  we  mis- 
take not — with  the  official  organs  of 
that  very  society — "  on  terms  of 
courtesy  and  compliment,  with  the 
violators  of  law,  and  the  dissolvers 
of  the  elements  of  government." 
He  granted  their  request — he  alleg- 
ed "  inadvertence,''  in  extenuation  of 
his  conduct  towards  the  L.10  voters, 
which  thegovernmerit  at  Birmingham 
hadrated — "an  inadvertence,"  which 
Mr  Gregson,a  man  of  unimpeachable 
honour  and  great  talents,  in  his  own 
exculpation,  forced  an  equivocating 
Ministry  in  the  House  unequivocally 
to  deny; — and  that  his  friends  might 
not  be  behind  him  in  folly,  the  sig- 
natures of  ALTHORP  and  JOHN  RUS- 
SELL were  seen  appended  to  docu- 
cuments  of  degradation,  from  which, 
not  even  amidst  the  "  roar  of  a  fac- 
tion," can  these  persons  recover  their 
former  place  in  the  estimation  of 
their  country.  "  It  may,  perhaps,  be 
said,  that  the  correspondence  be- 
tween the  Prime  Minister  and  the 
Birmingham  Political  Union,  took 
place  before  the  unlawful  resolution 
not  to  pay  taxes  was  passed.  If  so, 
it  is  the  difference  between  an  acces- 
sary before,  and  an  accessary  after 
the  fact'''  Look  at  the  four — the 
Premier — the  Lord  Chancellor — the 
Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer — and 
the  Paymaster  to  his  Majesty's  forces. 
A.,  G.,  and  R.,  corresponding  with, 
explaining  to,  complimenting,  flatter- 
ing, consulting,  *'  on  the  weightiest 
matters  of  state  and  legislation,"  with 
the  ostensible  agent  of  an  association, 
of  which  B.  declares  that  its  resolu- 
tions are  a  violation  of  law,  and  that 
the  elements  of  government  would  be 
dissolved  unless  its  practices  were 
put  down.  And  they  have  been  put 
down  by  proclamation — by  a  pro- 
clamation, says  the  author  of  the 
Reply,  "  which  informs  us  that  it  is 
wrong  to  transgress  the  laws,  right 
to  obey  them,  and  the  duty  of  ma- 
gistrates to  enforce  obedience."  He 
might  have  added,  with  equal  truth, 
that  it  is  not  the  duty  of  a  Minister 
of  the  King  of  England  to  inflame 


the  minds  of  the  people,  by  calling 
the  solemn  decision  of  the  legisla- 
ture "  the  whisper  of  a  faction."  To 
men — to  noblemen — who  could  stoop 
so  low — and  thus  trail  •  their  fore- 
heads in  the  dirt,  at  the  feet  of  sedi- 
tious demagogues — England  is  to 
trust  for  the  Reform  of  her  Constitu- 
tion! 

No  wonder  that  with  such  a  Mi- 
nistry to  imitate,  the  Press  became 
mob-worshipper.  Not  even  during 
the  dreadful  season  immediately  pre- 
ceding the  French  Revolution,  was 
there  a  more  hideous  howl  set  up  in 
Paris  than  we  have  heard  within  the 
year  in  London.  Doctrines  subver- 
sive of  all  our  institutions,  social  and 
sacred,  have  been  promulgated  in 
execrations.  They  have  been  daily 
dinned  into  the  ears  of  the  people 
over  all  the  land.  But  the  people 
would  not  rebel — they  had  a  dismal 
apprehension  of  some  great  evil  that 
might  befal  them,  even  during  the 
exasperation  of  spirit  which  those 
accursed  arts  had  kindled;  in  the  tur- 
bulence of  passion  they  felt  that  the 
creed  taught  them  was  wrong,  that 
the  conduct  they  were  exhorted  to 
was  wicked;  and  it  is  encouraging  to 
think  that  the  lower  orders — aye  even 
the  lowest,  have  withstood  the  perni- 
cious advice  of  their  leaders,  and  that, 
in  obedience  to  it,  towns  have  been 
fired  by  those  wretches  only — so  let 
us  believe — who  without  it  would 
for  kindred  crimes  have  been  punish- 
ed by  deportation  or  death.  The 
people  of  England  have  been  delu- 
ded and  betrayed,  and  instigated  in- 
to a  state  of  mind  and  a  line  of  con- 
duct dangerous  indeed,  and  if  long 
persisted  in,  destructive  of  all  go- 
vernment— but  that  they  have  not 
risen  up  to  subvert  the  state,  a  rising 
that  would  to  themselves  have  soon 
had  a  terrible  catastrophe,  proves 
how  great,  after  all,  must  be  their 
attachment  to  it,  shaken  as  that  at- 
tachment has  been  by  so  many  infa- 
mous appliances,  once,  and  that  not 
long  ago,  firm,  because  deeply  rooted 
amid  the  roots  in  their  hearts,  proud 
amidst  many  sufferings  and  many 
sacrifices,  of  their  country's  great- 
ness, under  which  was  still  sheltered 
much  enjoyment  of  life's  best  bless- 
ings, wliile  they  beheld  from  their 
shores  on  which  no  invader  dared  to 
set  foot,  for  the  Conqueror  of  Europe 
feared  to  face  the  sons  of  liberty, 


1832.] 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham's  Speech. 


people  after  people  subjugated,  we 
may  say,  and  enslaved,  thrones  tole- 
rated to  native  kings,  or  filled,  at  his 
beck,  with  aliens,  till  Britain  over- 
threw the  Man  of  Blood,  and  blasted 
his  brotherhood  of  usurpers. 

What  atrocious  wickedness  to 
practise  such  arts  on  such  a  people  ! 
They  have  borne,  with  heroic  forti- 
tude, many  evils  which  the  fluctua- 
tions incident  to  our  vast  commer- 
cial system  periodically  bring  upon 
their  condition;  fluctuations  which 
we  verily  believe  it  is  beyond  the 
power  of  human  wisdom  to  prevent 
or  avert,  though  we  have  as  little 
doubt  that  some  of  the  most  fatal 
were  directly  produced  by  the  folly  of 
our  rulers,  in  their  ignorant  zeal  for 
what  they  irrationally  called  the 
Principles  of  Free  Trade.  Our  im- 
mense debt,  too,  must  be  a  weight 
felt  by  every  poor  man ;  but  it  was 
incurred  in  the  cause  of  liberty,  and 
through  the  progress  of  glorious 
wars,  of  which  any  one  victorious 
battle  was  "  worth  a  whole  archi- 
pelago of  sugar  islands."  So  said 
Wyndham ;  for  he  was  a  patriot  who 
knew  that  the  power  and*  opulence 
of  every  people  lie  in  the  greatness 
of  their  character,  and  sometimes 
that  can  be  shewn  and  sealed  only 
in  blood,  and  accredited  by  difficult 
and  dangerous  achievements.  The 
rich  blood  of  brave  men  was  pour- 
ed out  not  only  ungrudgingly,  but 
exultingly,  for  their  country's  ho- 
nour— treasures  transcending  in  their 
worth  all  the  gold  in  all  the  mines. 
The  people  complained  not  of  that  ex- 
pense; nor  would  they  complain  now, 
but  for  reforming  Ministers  and  mobs 
who  assail  with  curses  the  Consti- 
tution for  which  those  heroes  fought, 
and  under  which  their  forefathers 
flourished,  and  who  have  had  the 
desperate  audacity  to  attribute  to  its 
abuses  calamities,  which  in  the  course 
of  nature,  and  by  nature's  laws,  arose 
out  of  a  policy  which  they  and  their 
friends  abetted  or  pursued,  and  that, 
too,  with  the  bold  avowal  of  their 
belief,  that  much  misery  must  ensue 
from  such  measures,  but  that  it 
would  be  merged  at  last  in  the  gene- 
ral prosperity  of  the  nation. 

With  the  causes  of  the  frequent 
distress  of  the  people  patent  before 
them — and  at  the  same  time  with 
the  wellbeing  of  the  people,  (for 
they  were  on  the  whole  contented  at 


125 

the  time  this  insane  scheme  of  Reform 
was  broached  and  spread  out  before 
their  eyes,)  these  Ministers  of  ours, 
who,  to  hear  them  and  their  adherents 
speak,  a  simpleton  might  suppose 
were  the  sole  sincere  and  disinter- 
ested friends  of  the  people,  were  so 
thoroughly  unprincipled  as  to  bring 
forth  a  Bill  composed  of  firebrands, 
and  to  throw  it  among  the  people, 
audaciously  declaring,  that  to  set  the 
whole  country  on  fire  was  the  only 
way  to  save  it  from  ruin,  and  keep 
it  in  peace.  The  people,  unable  to 
believe  that  all  this  was  done  merely 
to  keep  Whigs  in  office,  became  in 
crowds  converts  to  the  Ministerial 
creed  that  they  were  the  most  wretch- 
ed of  slaves — trampled  upon  by  the 
cloven  feet  of  a  cruel  oligarchy,  and 
the  victims  of  an  oppression  that  had 
gradually  grown  over  them  out  of 
that  hideous  heap  and  hubbub  of 
heinous  anomalies — the  British  Con- 
stitution. 

'Twere  long  to  tell  the  story  of  all 
the  base,  brutal,  and  wicked  arts  em- 
ployed to  delude  the  people  into 
this  insane  persuasion — 'twere  long 
to  tell  the  story  of  all  the  native 
tendencies  to  delusion  implanted  in 
the  constitution  of  men's  souls,  and 
how,  at  particular  periods  of  its  his- 
tory, a  nation  seems  sometimes  for 
a  while  suddenly  to  go  stark-staring- 
mad.  Suffice  it  now  to  say,  that  wax- 
ing more  daring  day  by  day,  we  shall 
not  say  from  impunity,  for  the  law 
is  now  a  dead  letter,  but  from  en- 
couragement given  them  in  every 
possible  way,  directly  and  indirectly, 
openly  and  covertly,  by  Ministers, 
the  tribe  of  traitors  who  work  a  large 
portion  of  the  press  incessantly  call- 
ed aloud  on  the  peaceful  people  of 
this  happy  laud  to  tear  their  robbed 
rights  from  the  hands  of  tyrants. 
Unawed  by  the  majesty  of  the  laws 
— now  in  abeyance — they  scattered 
their  not  ambiguous  words  among 
the  soldiers,  whom  they  first  tried  to 
cajole  out  of  their  allegiance  to  their 
King,  country,  and  their  own  un- 
equalled fame — and  then,  when  they 
found  all  the  heroes  true  as  the  steel 
of  their  bayonets,  to  frighten  the  in- 
vincibles  by  that  notable  project  of  a 

feneral  arming,  which,  at  the  first 
ush  of  the  scarlet  like  dawn  upon 
the  mountains,  would  have  melted 
away  like  snow.     'Twas  a  coward 
scheme,  and  could  have  been  con* 


126  Reply  to  Lord  Brougham* s  Speech. 

ceived  but  in  the  hearts  of  cowards. 
For  the  dunces  could  not  disguise 
their  treason,  while  they  cried  cra- 
ven; but  while  they  imagined  that 
their  motives  were  cunningly  secret- 
ed in  their  own  base  breasts,  and 
that  the  people  believed  that  all  their 
mighty  armament  was  to  support  the 
poor  trembling  military,  who  had  not 
known  what  fighting  was  since  the  day 
of  Waterloo,  against  those  buggaboos 
the  borough-mongers,  the  jacobin 
hatred  spunked  out  in  every  beg- 
garly paragraph,  through  the  gross 
guilt  of  the  grammar  traitors  use; 
and  it  is  confessed  now  by  millions, 
who  were  slow  to  credit  such  flagi- 
tious folly,  that  their  object  was  civil 
war.  And  yet,  to  such  a  height, 
and  length,  and  breadth,  had  the  in- 
solence of  those  traitors — tailors  and 
such  like — grown  up  as  if  it  were  a 
stately  cabbage,  that  if  the  friends 
of  social  order,  when  speaking  of 
such  iniquitous  attempts  to  destroy 
it,  predicted,  on  any  occasion  as  their 
probable  results,  conflicts  between 
the  populace  and  the  military,  in 
which  the  infatuated  rabble  would 
be  scattered,  and  "  quenched  the 
flame  of  bold  rebellion,  even  in  the 
rebel's  blood,"  why  then  hot,  heavy, 
and  hissing  as  tailor's  goose,  the 
rank-breath'd  radical  belched  out 
upon  you  the  insufferable  stench  of 
his  sour  stomach,  the  organ  in  which 
he  digests  his  politics  as  well  as  his 
potatoes,  and  assailed  you  even  in 
written  ribaldry  with  accusations  of 
desiring  to  see  the  people  perish 
under  the  hoofs  of  dragoons.  Thus 
a  muddy  madman,  or  rather  a  fetid 
fraction,  in  the  Westminster  Review, 
charged  Christopher  North  with 
high-treason  against  the  people,  for 
having  said  at  a  Noctes  that  the  rab- 
ble, driven  on  by  traitors,  would  ne- 
ver rest  till  they  had  raised  a  dust  at 
Manchester,  or  elsewhere,  that  would 
be  laid  in  blood.  They  have  done 
so— at  Nottingham,  at  Derby,  and 
Bristol.  The  dust  was  laid — re- 
luctantly— in  blood.  And  more  hi- 
deous still,  scores  of  the  drunken 
wretches  were  burned  alive  in  the 
houses  they  in  their  frenzy  had 
set  on  fire,  while  soberer  ruffians, 
like  tigers  leaping  out  of  a  flaming 
forest,  escaped  through  the  lurid 
windows  into  the  streets,  where  they 
piled  up  plunder,  and  then,  as  at  a 
regular  sale  of  furniture,  acted  the 


[.tati* 

auctioneer.  It  is  melancholy  to  see 
such  a  man  as  the  accomplished  Edi- 
tor of  the  Westminster,  so  besotted 
by  the  dregs  of  the  drugs  of  Radical- 
ism, as  to  admit  into  its  boards  the 
blackguardisms  of  that  consummate 
blockhead — the  Ass  of  the  Age,  who 
braj^s  himslf  in  a  mortar.  The  cuddy 
is  a  coxcomb  too,  and  must  needs  have 
a  wreath  of  dockens  round  his  ears, 
as  if  he  were  a  victor  crowned  at  the 
Olympic  Games.  But  in  the  midst 
of  his  capers,  independently  alto- 

f  ether  of  his  ears,  at  every  step  on 
is  hind  legs  hejbetrays  the  donkey. 
No  animal  more  difficult  of  conceal- 
ment than  your  ass,  and  your  son  of 
an  ass.  He  ought  never  to  go  in  cha- 
racter to  a  masquerade.  There  he 
goes — obvious  to  all  eyes — the  Knight 
of  the  Thistle.  One  domino  after 
another  thwacks  him  across  head  or 
tail — there  is  little  difference  be- 
tween the  two  in  shape  or  sound- 
yet  in  the  inscrutable  obstinacy  of  his 
being,  he  will  not  budge  from  the 
cudgel,  but  opposes  bone  to  blud- 
geon with  a  determination  of  pur- 
pose that,  in  a  higher  cause,  would 
make  the  helot  a  hero. 

We  allude  to  Long-Ears  now, 
merely  to  illustrate,  by  this  Vicar  of 
Bray,  the  character  of  the  stupid  and 
insolent  radicals  who  have  been 
bawling  the  lower  orders  into  rebel- 
lion. And  what  think  you  of  Dr 
Bowring  himself — advertising  as  a 
puff  preliminary  to  a  new  number  of 
his  Review,  that  the  people  have  al- 
ready expressed  their  opinion  on, 
Reform,  and  that  now  is  the  time 
for  every  man  of  them  to  take  his 
part  in  revolution  ?  And  what  think 
ye  of  a  Ministry,  who  take  such  a 
man  into  their  employment,  and  send 
him  over  to  Paris  to  learn  how  to 
conduct  accounts  !  The  Imbeciles  ! 

As  a  relief  from  our  eloquence, 
do  peruse  the  following  passage  from 
the  Reply. 

"  I  accuse  no  man  of  wicked  intentions 
who  has  been  acting  in  this  ill-fated  work. 
But  there  is  a  wise  rule,  and  it  seems  as 
true  in  morals  and  politics,  as  in  the 
practice  of  municipal  law,  that  men  must, 
for  the  purposes  of  correction,  be  taken 
to  have  intended  those  things  which  are 
the  natural  consequences  of  their  own 
actions.  *  Who  would  have  thought  it  ?' 
is  the  exclamation  of  every  heedless  and 
mischievous  man,  who  is  mischievous  be- 
cause he  is  heedless,  and  runs  into  ruiiu 


1832.] 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham's  Speech. 


127 


ous  practices,  because  he  never  contem- 
plated the  consequences  of  his  own  acts. 
But  the  law  will  not  allow  mischievous 
idiots  to"  be  abroad,  any  more  than  it 
will  suffer  sane  men  to  disown  the  ill  ef- 
fects of  their  own  voluntary  doings.  The 
intention  must  be  presumed,  where  the 
act  is  palpable. 

"  What  did  these  men  think  was  likely 
to  be  the  consequence  of  telling  unletter- 
ed multitudes,  that  the  Government  under 
which  they  lived  was  one  of  corruption,  ty- 
ranny, oppression,  and  misrule  ?  Did  they 
suppose  that  magistrates  would  be  allow- 
ed to  discharge  their  duty,  and  execute 
the  laws,  when  the  King's  Government 
had  been  proclaiming  to  the  people,  that 
the  fountain  of  all  law  was  foul  and  pol- 
luted ?  Are  the  makers  of  the  laws  to  be 
branded  with  ignominious  epithets  by 
men  in  power,  and  the  laws  to  be  held 
in  veneration  by  the  simple?  Is  a  Par- 
liament to  be  vilified,  and  its  acts  obey- 
ed? But  unless  the  Ministers  of  the  King 
can  answer  these  questions  by  assent,  they 
are  no  less  the  enemies  of  the  law  than  of 
the  constitution  of  their  country.  Those 
who,  in  their  places  in  Parliament,  de- 
nounce bishops  for  defending  the  cause 
committed  to  their  care,  and  for  doing  their 
duty  before  their  country  and  their  God— 
those  are  they,  and  not  the'ragged  wretches 
impassioned  by  a  momentary  frenzy,  who 
truly  hurl  the  firebrand  at  the  palaces  of 
men  whom  they  have  publicly  stigmatized 
as  meet  objects  of  the  vengeance  of  an 
injured  country.  Who  are  the  allies  of 
this  British  Neckar  ?  Who  are  they  who 
are  called  forth  with  triumphant  air  to 
prove  that  there  is  no  repentance  in  the 
work  of  revolution  ?  They  are  the  same 
men  of  whom,  in  1793,  one  who  is  now 
on  the  same  side  the  question  with  Cob- 
bet,  and  Carlile,  arid  Earl  Grey,  thus 
spoke, — <  All  the  enemies  of  the  British 
constitution  will  cling  to  him,  in  spite  of 
his  efforts  to  shake  them  off,  until  their 
hatred  of  the  present  establishment  shall 
have  been  completely  satiated  in  the  ruin 
of  the  state,  in  the  misery  and  perhaps  in 
the  blood,  of  all  ranks  and  orders  of  the 
people — 

"  Non  missura  cutem  nisi   plena  cruoris  him- 
do."* 

Men  who  tell  bishops  that  they  should 
not  vote,  and  ministers  of  religion  that 
they  should  not  perform  their  sacred  of- 
fices, and  magistrates  that  they  should 
not  dispense  the  laws,  lest  those,  forsooth, 
be  offended,  to  whom  judgment,  and  re- 


ligion, and  law,  are  a  peculiar  stumbling- 
block,  and  who  will  gladly  join  the  King's 
Ministers  in  removing  these  rocks  of  their 
offence. 

"  Oh,  how  I  should  pity  these  Minis- 
ters, if  the  time  for  pity  were  yet  come  ! 
But  pity  must  give  way  to  justice.  Pity 
sleeps  while  justice  tarries.  Justice,  whe- 
ther she  resides  in  mortal  laws  or  abideth 
in  Almighty  councils,  whether  the  arm 
of  man  be  her  depository,  or  the  arm  of 
God  her  surer  refuge,  will  assuredly  break 
from  the  cloud  beneath  which  she  now 
slumbers,  and  once  more  lighten  on  the 
hearts  of  men,  who,  for  no  cause  shown, 
and  no  reason  assigned,  have  excited  the 
discontent  of  numbers  of  their  country- 
men, against  the  essential  institutions  of 
the  government/)f  their  country, inflaming 
the  passions  of  the  workers  of  mischief, 
and  deluding  the  simple  to  their  own  de- 
struction ;  who  in  one  little  year  have, 
by  their  evil  councils,  so  torn,  harassed, 
and  distracted  their  poor  country,  that 
better  men  do  not  care  to  undertake  the 
reparation  of  those  wrongs,  of  which 
others  have  been  the  headlong  authors ; 
men  who,  from  the  beginning  even  to  the 
end  of  this  unhallowed  work,  and  by  the 
mouth  of  this  great  man  whose  speech  I 
have  here  considered,  have  given  no  one 
single  reason,  so  help  me,  God  !  why 
such  a  work  should  have  been  underta- 
ken, either  by  the  proof  that  the  present 
formation  of  Parliament  was  inefficient 
•#>r  its  great  purposes,  the  protection  of 
liberty,  and  the  protection  of  property,  or 
the  proof,  or  even  the  intimation,  that 
these  purposes  would  be  better  answered 
by  its  reconstruction  on  a  new  plan;  but 
who,  adopting  change  for  the  love  of 
change,  or  the  love  of  something  worse, 
suppose — for  by  their  actions  they  ap- 
pear to  suppose  it — that  long  enough  has 
England  been  free  from  the  miseries  of 
revolution,  and  flourished  for  nigh  two 
centuries  of  tranquillity  and  repose;  long 
enough  has  she  been  contented  at  home, 
and  feared  abroad ;  contented,  as  far  as  is 
consistent  with  that  freedom  which  is  her 
best  birthright ;  feared,  wherever  liberty 
has  required  protection,  or  the  arm  of 
the  oppressor  has  been  felt.  Long  enough 
has  the  balance  of  power  between  the 
three  estates  of  the  realm,  controlling, 
not  conflicting  powers,  that  unrevealed 
secret  of  antiquity,  which  sages  saw  in 
vision,  and  sighed,  and  toiled,  and  prayed 
for,  but  never  could  accomplish ;  long 
enough  has  the  just  equipoise  of  King, 


*  Lord  Mornington's  Speech  on  Mr  Grey's  motion,  1703,— 
Sister,  vol.  xxxy,  P,  449, 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham's  Speech.  [Jan, 


Lords,  and  Commons,  been  so  curiously 
fixed,  and  wonderfully  maintained,  '  that 
some  have  been  vain  enough  to  imagine 
that  the  balance  had  been  adjusted  by 
more  than  mortal  hand.'  They  may  be 
clever  men,  and  cunning  are  the  fables 
which  they  have  devised.  They  may  be 
wise  in  their  generation  ;  but  the  viola- 
ted laws,  and  the  threatened  constitution 
of  England,  and  the  blood  of  those  alrea- 
dy slain,  will  rise  up  in  judgment  against 
this  generation,  and  will  condemn  it  ; 
and  condemn  it  for  the  same  reason,  be- 
cause it  repented  not.  God  grant  that 
they  may  repent !  God  grant  that  their 
errors  may  be  forgotten  !  But  until  there 
be  signs  of  repentance,  and  the  hopes 
of  amendment  be  well  founded,  it  is  the 
duty  of  every  faithful  subject  of  the  mo- 
narchy of  England,  to  oppose  the  ruin- 
ous designs  of  her  misguided  Ministers — 
to  oppose  might  by  right,  violence  by 
law,  tyranny  by  freedom  of  speech,  falla- 
cy by  argument,  and  falsehood  by  the 
truth." 

That  is  finely  said,  and  we  rejoice 
in  such  a  coadjutor.  Where  may  we 
look  for  such  writing  on  the  side  of 
the   Revolutionists  ?    There  was    a 
time  when  they  wrote   and  spoke 
well  on  Reform — when  Brougham, 
(and  Horner,)  and  Jeffrey,  and  Mac- 
intosh tore  to  pieces  all  the  provi- 
sions in  the  late  Bill,  and  trampled 
them  under  foot  with  as  proper,  and* 
personal,  and  patriotic  indignation, 
as  did  the  first  and  greatest  of  the 
three  trample  under  foot  the  letter 
that  offered  him  the  Attorney-Gene- 
ralship, at  a  time  when  he  knew  he 
had  within  a  stride,  softly  swelling 
for  his  seat  of  honour,  the  Woolsack. 
But  now  their  lips  drivel,  and  their 
pens    dribble — and  they  rave    and 
write  like  Radicals,  without  gravity, 
and  without  grace — and  unkindled 
by  the  igneus  vigor  that  gave  them 
inspiration  in  their  better  days.  Com- 
pare with  the  miserable  pamphlets 
they  have  lately  put  forth,  the  power- 
ful   articles   that   for  nearly    thirty 
years  were  appearing  in  the  Edin- 
burgh Review,  the  Essays  on  Re- 
form in  the  Quarterly,  and  in  the 
North  American   Reviews,  Colonel 
Stewart's  philosophical  Disquisitions 
on  the  Principles  of  Government — 
Sir  John  Walsh's  admirable  Essays 
on  "  the  Measure,"  the  Examination 
of  the  Friendly  Advice  to  the  Lords, 
this    Reply    to    Lord    Brougham's 
speech,  and  the  twelve  masterly 


articles  on  Reform  and  the  French 
Revolution  in  this  Magazine,— and 
what  a  contemptuous  opinion  would 
you  have  of  men  esteemed  wise  in 
their  generation,  did  you  not  correct 
that  erroneous  opinion  of  their  ta- 
lents, by  a  true  opinion  of  their 
principles,  and  remember  that  even 
genius  itself  falls  fluttering  to  the 
ground,  when  trying  in  vain  to  soar 
in  an  atmosphere  of  falsehood.  How 
else  could  a  man  so  prodigally  en- 
dowed by  nature  as  Lord  Brougham, 
and  with  all  his  vast  endowments 
ennobled  by  highest  education,  have 
spoken  upwards  of  four  hours  on  the 
greatest  question  that  ever  was  de- 
bated in  an  assembly  of  free  men,  and 
his  speech  prove  a  sprawling  failure, 
withafewpassages  ofmagnificentbut 
over  ambitious  diction, — the  main  ar- 
guments feeble  and  jejune  almost 
beyond  belief,  illogical  and  contra- 
dictory, sophisms  all  without  even 
the  merit  of  ingenuity,  and  "  false 
glitter"  in  lieu  of  that  glory  that  was 
wont  so  often  of  yore  to  illumine  his 
winged  words! 

Instead  of  rushing  at  once  into  the 
heart  of  the  great  subject,  as  on  other 
occasions  we  have  heard  him  do 
with  the  conscious  power  of  a  giant, 
he  kept  shilly-shallying  in  a  strain  of 
puerile  sarcasm  on  particular  ex- 
pressions in  the  orations  of  other 
Lords,  for  a  long  hour  at  least;  and 
for  half-an-hour  more,  crept  round 
and  about  the  outworks,  as  if  afraid 
to  make  his  attack  upon  the  first 
entrenchment.  At  last  he  closes  with 
the  question — and  says  "  that  the 
L.10  rental  isnot  a  low  qualification." 
It  is  at  least  ten  pounds  lower  than 
the  qualification  which  he  himself 
had  fixed  upon  as  the  lowest  in  his 
own  plan  of  reform.  And  even  now, 
though  shy  to  condemn  it,  he  hints 
dislike,  arid  talks  of  securing  for  the 
Lords  who  hate  it,  a  fair  hearing  in 
committee.  How  kind  and  consi- 
derate !  What  says  his  antagonist  ? 

"  Not  low  ?  but  compared  with  what  ? 
What  is  the  test  of  lowness  ?  To  say  it  is 
not  low,  and  to  fix  no  standard  by  which 
high  arid  low  may  be  determined,  is  mere 
vague  and  idle  assertion.  But  what  fol- 
lows next  ?  Why,  that  on  this  very  point, 
the  L.  10  franchise,  this  most  important 
of  all  the  mighty  innovations  of  this  Bill, 
the  Lord  Chancellor  of  England  had  not 
made  up  his  mind,  and  had  no  opinion  at 
all  to  give,  (  It  was,  a  proper  subject; 


Reply 'to  Lord  Brougham's  Speech. 


for  discussion  in  committee.'  That  very 
Bill  which  the  late  House  of  Commons 
was  dissolved  because  they  dared  to  med- 
dle with,  was  now  to  go  into  committee 
in  the  House  of  Lords,  with  the  noble 
and  learned  Lord  on  the  woolsack  ex- 
pressly withholding  any  opinion,  either  of 
approval  or  of  disapprobation,  on  the  most 
monstrous  and  sweeping  measure  of  in- 
novation comprised  within  its  four  cor- 
ners. And  then  why  defend  it  ?  Why 
maintain  the  necessity  of  that  which  is 
especially  reserved  for  the  determination 
of  the  committee?  O,  but  some  mode- 
rate man  will  say,  why  not  go  into  com- 
mittee? Why  not  go  into  committee? 
—Why,  because  there  is  not  one  single 
reason  given  in  this  Speech,  or  in  any 
other  speech,  why  an  uniform  right  of 
voting  should  be  established  in  all  the 
boroughs  of  England ;  or  why  there 
should  be  any  rental  qualification  at  all, — 
because  thinking  men  know  that  the  very 
inequality  of  the  right  of  voting  is  one  of 
the  inimitable  excellencies  of  our  system  ; 
and  because  they  agree  with  the  immortal 
Burke,  *  That  the  very  inequality  of  re- 
presentation which  is  so  foolishly  com- 
plained of,  is  perhaps  the  very  thing 
which  prevents  us  from  thinking  or  act- 
ing as  members  for  districts.  Cornwall 
elects  as  many  members  as  all  Scotland, 
but  is  Cornwall  better  taken  care  of  than 
Scotland  ?" 

Lord  Brougham  then  proceeds, 
after  stating  that  it  was  "  necessary  to 
draw  a  line  somewhere,"  but  omit- 
ting  to  state  how  towns,  with  10,000 
inhabitants,  would  rest  contented 
without  any  representatives,  while 
towns  of  4,000  enjoyed  two,  to  tell 
the  old,  stale,  false  story  of  the  Nabob 
of  Arcot  putting  twenty  members 
into  the  House  of  Commons.  Our 
Examiner  quashes  this  nonsense,  by 
telling  us  that  on  looking  into  the 
records  of  Indian  delinquency,  he 
saw  that  it  was  asserted  before  a 
committee,  that  in  order  to  make 
the  House  a  party  to  the  nabob  in 
his  designs  upon  Tanjore,  a  scheme 
had  been  formed  of  bribing  a  ma- 
jority of  the  representatives  of  the 
nation  with  L. 700,000  ,•  a  magnificent 
scheme  truly,  and  worthy  of  the  grand 
soul  of  a  nabob  j  but  unfortunately 
it  was  not  crowned  with  success; 
and  it  seems,  he  adds  cuttingly,  a 
novel  sort  of  homage  to  pay  to  vir- 
tue, to  call  it  to  an  account  for  un- 
committed trespasses,  and  to  make 
resisted  temptation,  not  the  badge  of 
innocence,  but  the  measure  of  dis- 
grace. 

VOL.  XXXI.  NO,  CLXXXIX. 


129 


Freemen  are  stated  to  be  some- 
times poor  men,  and  therefore  those 
who  stand  up  for  property  are  ridi- 
culed by  Lord  Brougham  for  uphold- 
ing the  rights  of  freemen.  He  asks, 
"  was  the  fact  of  a  person  being  a 
freeman  a  test  of  property  ?"  Cer- 
tainly not.  But  hear  again  the  Ex- 
aminer of  the  four  hour  speech. 

"  That  is  the  new  doctrine  which  the 
Reformers  have  introduced  and  import- 
ed from  France ;  it  is  not  necessary  that 
every  voter  should  be  a  man  of  property 
in  order  to  have  property  represented  in 
the  House  of  Commons.  The  beauty  of 
the  old  system  has  been,  that  high  and 
low,  rich  and  poor,  have  all  been  repre- 
sented in  that  House,  and  the  result  of 
the  whole  has  been,  that  none,  not  even 
the  poorest,  being  excluded  as  a  class,  yet 
nevertheless  property  has  maintained  its 
influence,  and  been  adequately  protected. 
But  we  are  told,  '  that  many  freemen 
are  in  the  receipt  of  parochial  relief.' 
Well !  are  no  L.  10  renters  under  the 
same  circumstances  ?  If  the  Lord  Chan- 
cellor has  not  forgotten  his  sessions  law, 
he  will  remember  that  a  settlement  by 
renting  a  L.10  tenement  is  a  fruitful 
source  of  parish  litigation,  and  that  these 
questions  do  not  arise  until  the  parties 
are  removed,  and  that  they  are  not  re- 
moved till  they  have  become  chargeable." 

Lord  Brougham  says,  "  that  the 
Crown  was  not  from  time  to  time  in 
the  exercise  of  its  just  privileges  for 
the  masters  of  rotten  boroughs,  and 
that  the  people  were  not  in  the  en- 
joyment of  their  interests  and  rights 
for  the  masters  of  rotten  boroughs." 
The  power  of  a  master  of  a  rotten 
borough  is  a  great  mystery ;  it  is  at 
once  an  impediment  to  prerogative, 
and  an  encroachment  on  the  rights 
of  the  people.  The  prerogative  is 
now  the  holiest  thing  in  nature  be- 
fore the  eyes  of  a  king-serving,  time- 
serving Whig.  To  reduce  it,  we  re- 
member when  destruction  to  those 
boroughs  was  the  cry.  But  now,  to 
restore  the  privileges  of  the  Crown, 
close  boroughs  must  be  destroyed. 
When  the  same  prescription,  quoth 
the  Examiner,  is  to  cure  all  sorts  of 
opposite  diseases,  I  always  set  down 
the  doctor  for  a  quack. 

But  we  are  now  at  length  arrived 
at  the  great  question  j  the  sum,  and 
substance,  and  very  essence  of  the 
whole  argument,  namely,  whether 
there  ought  to  be  a  more  direct  re- 

g-esentation  of  the  people  in  the 
ouse  of  Commons.  Ana  how  does 
i 


130 

the  Lord  Chancellor  solve  this  pro- 
blem ?  Hear  him — and  hear  his  Ex- 
aminer. 

"  By  an  ambiguous  and  equivocal  use 
of  the  word  representation ;  by  a  mere 
quibble,  and   play   upon   the    word.       I 
grieve  to  say  it,  I  beg  pardon  for  saying 
it,  but  it  is  true.     '  O,  it  was  exclaimed, 
this    is   representation !    and    why  not  ? 
Ought  it  not  to  be  representation  ?  Were 
they  not  upon  the  question  of  representa- 
tion ?    Were  they  not,  he  asked,  dealing 
with  the  question  of  a  representative  form 
of  government,  and  the  right  constitution 
of  the  House  of  Commons?   And  what 
was  the  answer?  Why,  this  is  rank  re- 
presentation ;  why,  this  is  allowing  to  the 
people  the  choice  of  their  own  represent- 
atives.    It  is  neither  more  nor  less  than 
a  new  unheard-of,  unimagined,  and  most 
abominable,  intolerable,  and  inconceivably 
inconsistent,    and    detestably   pernicious 
novelty,  that  the  people  should  have  a 
voice  in  the  choice  of  members  of  Par- 
liament.'    The  first  objection  is,  that  it 
is  direct  representation,  and  that  is  an- 
swered by  saying,   not  proving,  that  it 
ought   to   be   representation ;  and    so    it 
should  ;  but  the  question  is,  what  sort  of 
representation  ?  And  that  question  is  not 
argued.       Then,  again,    it   is  true,    the 
question  is  as  to  '  the  right  constitution 
of  the  House  of  Commons,'  but  there  is 
no  proof  that  that  constitution  ought  to 
be  more  popular,  or,  in  other  words,  that 
it  would  be  more  right   if  it  were  so. 
Then,  again,  that  the  people  should  have 
a  voice  in  the  choice  of  members  is  no 
novelty  at  all.     They  have  it  now ;  that 
they  should  have  a  greater  voice  is  the 
novelty,  and  pernicious  it  is,  for  no  rea- 
son is  given  why  it  should  be  otherwise. 
The  whole  argument  is  this ;   it  should 
be  representation,  because  it  is  about  re- 
presentation that  we  are  talking ;  in  other 
words,  it  should  be  because  it  should,  or 
because  I  say  it  should,  or  because  it  is ; 
and  either  reason  is  equally  absurd.   And 
is  this,  I  ask,  and  I  entreat  my  fellow- 
countrymen  to  consider  of  it,  is  this  the 
sort  of  reasoning  with  which  this  great 
argument  is  to  be  treated,  and  this  stu- 
pendous question  settled  and  decided  ?  Is 
this  the  result  of  the  deliberations  of  a 
man  who,  an  hour  before,  had  said  that 
every  hour  of  his  life  might  have  been 
profitably  devoted  to  the  consideration  of 
that  vast  matter,  which  he  here  dismisses 
with    the   petulance  of  a  child,  or   the 
flippancy  of  a  silly  woman,  building  up 
his  sophism  on  the  equivocal  use  of  the 
term  representation?  And  yet  this  is  the 
only  argument  offered  to  prove  that  Aris- 
totle, and  Cicero,  and  Tacitus,  and  Hume, 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham's  Speech. 


[Jan. 


and  Burke,  and  Canning,  were  all  wrong 
when  they  doubted  or  disbelieved  that  a 
representative  assembly,  elected  indepen- 
dently by  the  people,  could  exist  in  a 
mixed  government,  or  would  tolerate  the 
control  of  two  other  legislative  bodies." 

And  now,  assuming  that  he  has 
given  proof  of  the  necessity  of  po- 
pular changes,  Lord  Brougham  pro- 
ceeds to  the  other  great  task  of 
proving  that  the  Bill  is  a  restoration 
of  things  lost.  How  ?  Thus.  "  It 
has  been  asked,  at  what  time  in  the 
history  of  England  could  it  be  shewn 
that  any  such  rights  of  voting  as  this 
Bill  established  were  known  in  Eng- 
land? Edward  VI.  created  twenty 
boroughs,  and  restored  as  many  ; 
good  Queen  Elizabeth  created  forty- 
eight,  and  revived  twelve ;  and  down 
to  the  time  of  the  Restoration,  200 
boroughs  were  revived,  created,  or 
added."  Alas  !  alas !  what  shallow 
sophism  have  we  here  from  so  great 
an  intellect!  The  enfranchisement 
of  towns  is  to  be  an  argument  for 
disfranchisement,  creation  the  pre- 
cedent for  extinction.  But  suppose 
it  be  said  that  the  creation  of  bo- 
roughs by  Queen  Elizabeth  is  an 
authority  for  a  farther  enfranchise- 
ment— is  it  any  authority  for  the  Bill 
—for  the  L.10  franchise  ?  The  ques- 
tion here  is  as  to  the  right  of  voting. 
Is  it  meant  to  be  insinuated  that  the 
L.10  renters  have  ever  since  elected 
their  representatives  in  those  bo- 
roughs ?  If  so,  that  is  a  mistake  ; 
were  it  so,  the  clause  which  gives 
the  privilege  would  be  useless;  as 
it  is  not  so,  the  statement  proves 
nothing.  But  Prynne,  says  Lord 
Brougham,  states  that  fifty-four  new 
boroughs  were  created  in  his  time, 
and  a  report  of  a  committee  of  the 
House  of  Commons  declared,  "  that 
as  there  was  no  ancient  custom  or 
prescription  as  to  who  should  be 
electors  or  not,  recourse  must  be 
had  to  what  was  common  right, 
which  for  this  purpose  was  held  to  be 
that  not  only  the  freemen  in  boroughs 
should  have  a  voice  in  the  elec- 
tions, but  also  all  inhabitant  house- 
holders resident  within  the  borough." 
"  What  becomes  then,"  exclaims  his 
Lordship  triumphantly,  "  of  the  doc- 
trine that  this  Bill  is  an  innovation  ?" 
His  Examiner  tells  him  what  be- 
comes of  the  doctrine — that  it  stands 
as  fast  as  a  rock.  The  case  referred 
to,  is  that  of  Cirencester — in  Glan- 


1832.] 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham '«  Speech. 


ville's  Reports  —  and  the  word  free- 
holders should  be  substituted  for 
freemen,  and  the  word  certain  for 
ancient—  for  so  is  it  written  in  Glan- 
ville.  And  then  how  does  this  case 
stand  ?  That  in  the  absence  of  custom 
to  the  contrary  ',  the  inhabitant  house- 
holders (not  the  L.10  renters,  mark 
ye)  are  to  be  the  electors—  thereby 
admitting,  that  where  there  is  a  cer- 
tain  custom,  that  custom  must  be 
observed.  Not  one  syllable  is  there 
about  the  L.10  franchise.  "  Should 
the  Crown  be  ever  advised,"  con- 
tinues Lord  Brougham,  "  to  send 
writs  to  Manchester  or  Birmingham, 
the  right  of  voting  would,  by  the 
common  law,  be  in  the  resident 
householders."  No  doubt  —  quoth 
his  Examiner  —  it  would  ;  there 
would  be  no  custom,  and  according 
to  the  doctrine  of  the  Committee  re- 
ferred to  from  Glanville,  the  house- 
holders would  vote.  But  what  say 
his  Majesty's  Ministers?  That  they 
shall  not  vote.  Mr  Hunt,  a  consistent 
radical,  in  this  at  least,  is  for  the 
householders.  But  Ministers,  with 
the  Lord  Chancellor  at  their  head, 
set  up  the  right  —  argue  upon  it  as  a 
right  —  then  take  it  away,  and  glory  in 
that  injustice,  which  upon  Radical 
principles  they  have  proved  to  be 
worthy  of  110  milder  name.  And 
this  is  all  the  argument  in  the  speech 
to  prove  that  the  measure  is  not  one 
of  innovation,  but  merely  of  restora- 
tion. 

Lord  Dudley  had  objected  to  the 
L.10  qualification,  as  giving  the  fran- 
chise to  men  who  would  be  occupied 
in  earning  their  bread,  and  could  not 
have  time  to  instruct  themselves  or 
attend  to  state  affairs.  Lord  Brougham 
waxes  wroth  with  this  self-evident 
truth,  and  accuses  Lord  Dudley  of 
"  deriding  the  knowledge  of  the  ma- 
nufacturers of  Birmingham  in  legis- 
lation," "  in  his  pride  of  knowledge 
of  hexameter  and  entameter  verse." 


That  is  an  exceedingly  silly 

from  some  sumph 


sarcasm. 

He  quotes  a  letter 

at  Derby,  stating  that  at  a  meeting 
in  that  town,  "  the  best  speech  was 
made  by  a  common  mechanic."  Very 
probably.  There  are  many  clever 
and  glib-tongued  common  mechanics 
—  and  the  better  sort  of  Whigs  are 
such  miserable  speakers,  that  in  the 
wretchedness  of  their  circumambient 
oratory,  the  common  mechanic  may 
have  seemed  a  Cicero  or  Demosthe- 


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nes.  But,  generally  speaking,  nobody 
will  deny  that  common  mechanics 
who  open  their  mouths  and  speak  on 
politics  are  utterers  of  base  coin,  just 
like  their  Whig  masters.  And  it  is 
satisfactory  to  know  that  the  most 
intelligent  and  best-informed  of  that 
very  class  do,  in  their  "  ravelled 
sleeves  of  care,"  laugh  at  their  "  ble- 
thering brethren"  of  the  hustings, 
and  consider  them  crazed,  dissipated, 
or  desperate. 

Finally,  quoth  the  Examiner — the 
"  best  speech"  is  a  particularly  equi- 
vocal term.  There  are  persons  in 
this  country  to  whose  taste  the  most 
seditious  speech  would  be  incompa- 
rably "  the  best."  For  example,  the 
150,000  living  creatures,  whose  vote 
of  thanks  was  so  delightful  to  the 
high  soul  of  an  Althorp,  and  a  Rus- 
seT,  and  a  Grey.  Among  the  cor- 
respondents of  those  noblemen  are 
men,  we  know,  who  would  call  no 
speech  good,  much  less  "  best" — 
that  tolerated  taxes,  and  did  not 
preach  up  non-payment  thereof  to  a 
loyal  people — to  the  tune  of  God 
save  the  King. 

In  spite,  then,  of  Lord  Dudley's 
knowledge  of  hexameters  and  pen- 
tameters, which  we  doubt  not  is  per- 
fect, for  a  more  accomplished  scho- 
lar there  is  not  in  England,  his  opi- 
nion seems  well  grounded,  that  the 
mechanics  of  Birmingham — though 
assuming  to  be  so — are  neither  philo- 
sophers nor  statesmen.  You  may 
abuse  at  present  any  body,  or  any 
body  of  men,  you  please — except 
ten-pound  shop  or  householders. 
Speak  of  them  slightingly  as  judges 
or  men  and  manners  in  all  political 
affairs,  and  you  are,  if  not  sacrificed 
on  the  spot,  at  least  snubbed  by  some 
sour  Whig  and  sore,  for  calumnia- 
ting the  "  middle  classes."  The  mid- 
dle classes ! 

They  are  a  thin-skinned  nation  of 
shopkeepers.  Laugh  at  them,  not 
sardonically,  but  sweet  as  a  sloe  in 
the  hedge — and  merely  in  their  elec- 
tive or  legislative  capacity — and  lo, 
faces  ct  saxa  volant  at  the  head  of 
the  smiling  Tory,  who  has  the  base- 
ness to  curl  his  lip  at  a  gentleman 
of  the  middle  class,  who  pays  L.10 
per  annum  for  the  house  in  which 
his  high  mightiness  is  lodged,  and 
at  least  as  much  more  for  board ! 
Many  thousands  of  them  are  most 
worthy  people— but  we  cannot  bring 


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to  Lord  Brougham's 


[Jan 


ourselves  to  believe  that  they  ought 
to  return  two-thirds  of  the  House  of 
Commons.  Lord  Brougham,  not- 
withstanding the  doubts  he  lets 
escape  him,  is  severe  on  us  for  some- 
thing or  other,  we  scarcely  know 
what,  regarding  this  class  who  claim 
immunity  from  criticism.  "  For 
the  Opposition,"  says  he,  "  object  to 
disfranchising  boroughs,  by  which 
you  say  the  trade  and  manufactures 
of  great  towns  are  now  represent- 
ed ;  and  yet,  though  that  is  your  rea- 
son for  retaining  them,  you  object 
to  giving  those  towns  representa- 
tives !  1"  Stop  a  bit—  not  so  fast,  my 
lord.  The  question  is  —  de  tribus  ca- 
pellis—  which  may  be  translated  some- 
what freely,  "  inhabitants,  living  in 
L.10  town  houses."  It  is  far  from 
being  as  clear  as  the  sun  at  noonday 
—  to  borrow  an  original  and  novel 
simile  from  the  Stot—  that  those  L.10 
men  would  be  the  very  best  judges 
of  what  the  interests  of  these  towns 
require  ;  and  it  may  so  happen  that 
their  interests  may  have  been  better 
managed  by  members,  who  do  not 
represent  the  renters  of  tenements 
at  three  shillings  and  tenpence  a- 
week.  They  would  soon  vulgarize 
the  House  of  Commons  into  a  nest  of 
radicals  —  worse  than  wasps  —  blow- 
flies,' that  with  all  their  beautiful  buz- 
zing about  the  ears  of  the  borough- 
mongers,  would  swell  into  blue-bot- 
tles, feeding  foul,  and  fattening  on 
corruption. 

It  has  been  asked  —  and  well  —  how 
can  the  Crown  exercise  its  right  of 
appointing  its  own  Ministers,  with- 
out close  boroughs  ?  They  might  not 
be  elected,  though  the  ablest  and 
fittest  persons  in  the  whole  country, 
in  consequence  of  having  fallen  in- 
to unpopularity.  What  says  Lord 
Brougham  ?  He  admits  the  objec- 
tion, but  says,  "  that  some  addition 
might  be  proposed  in  committee,  if 
it  did  not  affect  the  principle  of  free 
election  ;  but  if  it  could  not  be  al- 
tered, then  take  one  mischief  in  order 
to  guard  against  a  greater  one." 
That  now-a-days  is  wisdom. 

"  Now  what  is  all  this  ?  The  Bill, 
admitted  to  be  destructive  of  tfie  undoubt- 
ed privileges  of  the  Crown,  and  that  not 
by  its  portended  consequences,  but  by  its 
inevitable  immediate  operation;  no  re- 
medy even  suggested  for  this  destruction 
of  the  first  and  most  important  preroga- 
tive of  the  monarchy  j  a  promise  to  con- 


aider  of  the  thing  in  committee  ;  that  pro- 
mise fettered  by  the  condition  that  no 
addition  made  for  the  purpose  should 
affect  the  principle  of  free  election  ;  that 
principle,  if  it  means  any  thing,  meaning 
this,  that  the  Crown  should  not  exercise 
any  influence  over  the  elections,  and 
should  consequently  be  debarred  from 
keeping  in  its  service  those  men  who, 
though  the  fittest  and  ablest  in  the  coun- 
try, have  been  discarded  by  that  very 
freedom  of  election.  '  If  it  did  not  alter 
the  principle  of  free  election  ?'  Why,  it 
is  the  professed  principle  of  free  election 
which  creates  all  the  difficulty,  and  which 
is  here  plainly  admitted  to  be  incompati- 
ble with  the  existence  of  the  monarchy, 
or,  at  least,  with  the  exercise  of  those 
rights  for  which  alone  monarchy  is  of 
any  value.  '  Take  one  mischief  in  order 
to  guard  against  a  greater  one  ?'  What  do 
these  words  mean  ?  what  is  the  greater 
one?  what  is  the  greater  constitutional 
mischief  (and  it  is  of  constitutional  mis- 
chiefs that  we  are  speaking)  than  that  the 
King  of  England  should  not  be  able  to 
appoint  his  own  Ministers  ?  Can  the  ad- 
mission be  sincere,  when  such  an  evil  ad- 
mitted is  called  comparatively  a  lesser 
one  ?  Is  there  no  lurking  arid  secret  hope 
remaining,  that  there  will  still  be  the 
power  of  sending  Ministers  into  the  House 
of  Commons  without  undergoing  the  or- 
deal of  free  election  ?  That  there  will  still 
be  close  boroughs,  but  that  they  will  have 
changed  hands,  and  be  in  the  possession 
of  another  party  ?  This  is  no  new  suspi- 
cion. In  1793,  an  opponent  of  Mr  Grey 
said,  *  By  a  change  in  the  Government, 
the  hon.  gentleman  could  not  intend 
merely  a  change  in  the  administration  ; 
he  was  undoubtedly  incapable  of  proposing 
to  the  nation  to  alter  the  whole  of  the  re- 
presentation in  Parliament,  for  a  purpose 
so  unworthy  as  that  of  transferring  power 
from  the  hands  of  any  party  to  those  of  an- 
other.' What,  in  common  honesty,  is  the 
meaning  of  all  this  ?  Is  there  some  mis- 
take? Will  the  King's  Ministers  stand 
by  the  admission  that  the  Bill  is  to  de- 
stroy the  King's  prerogatives  ?  or  when 
they  talk  of  free  election,  do  they  mean 

that  CLOSE  BOROUGHS  ARE  TO  BE  DESTROYED 
IN  THE  HANDS  OF  THEIR  POLITICAL  OPPON- 
ENTS AND  CREATED  IN  THEIR  OWN  ?  Those 

are  the  questions.  And  men  who  are 
attached  to  the  monarchy  of  England  and 
plain  dealing,  expect  an  answer." 

But  what  would  you  think  ?  The 
Lord  Chancellor  of  England  abso- 
lutely declares,  that  "  at  the  deliver- 
ing of  the  sword  of  justice  to  the 
noble  Earl  at  the  head  of  his  Ma- 
jesty's Government,  his  Majesty  vow- 


1SJ2.J 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham's  Speech. 


eel  that  he  would  restore  things  gone 
to  decay,  and  maintain  those  restored 
— implying  that  he  would  extend  the 
right  of  voting  for  counties  to  copy- 
holders, for  boroughs  to  LAO  house- 
holders.'" As  rationally  might  the 
Chancellor  have  said  that  his  Ma- 
jesty had  sworn  to  establish  Universal 
Suffrage  !  The  absurdity  of  such  in- 
terpretation of  the  Coronation  oath, 
is  equalled  only  by  that  involved  in 
a  subsequent  assertion — made  with 
considerable  gravity — that  a  reform, 
that  is,  a  popular — or  rather  as  we 
say  a  democratic  Parliament,  will 
never  suffer  the  nation  to  go  to  war ! 
On  this  astounding  foolishness  of  his 
Lordship's,  his  Examiner  makes  some 
excellent  observations  and  quota- 
tions ;  but  the  author  of  the  articles 
on  Reform  and  the  French  Revolu- 
tion, in  this  Magazine,  settled  that 
question  to  the  head  and  heart's  con- 
tent of  all  men — so  let  them  believe 
in  the  pacific  character  of  a  demo- 
cratic government,  who,  in  their  old 
age,  have  abjured  the  astronomical 
heresies  of  the  Newtonian  system, 
and  believe  that  our  earth  is  the  im- 
movable centre  of  the  universe,  and 
its  moon  made  of  the  greenest  of 
cheese. 

But  Lord  Brougham's  opinion  of 
democracy  is  hard  to  come  at.  We 
have  heard  him  sneering  at  Lord 
Dudley  for  sneering  at  the  statesmen 
of  Birmingham — we  have  heard  him 
reproving  that  nobleman,  with  much 
dignity,  for  deriding  those  by  whom 
"  moderation,  respectful  demeanour, 
and  affectionate  attachment  to  their 
Lordships'  house,  had  been  evinced 
in  every  one  of  their  petitions."  The 
selfsame  men  enter  into  a  resolu- 
tion, which  their  eulogist  not  only 
calls  unlawful,  but  says,  that  "  if 
unhappily  the  effect  should  proceed 
farther  into  the  country,  if  they  were 
not  put  down,  the  elements  of  go- 
vernment would  be  dissolved."  Are 
there  then — asks  his  Examiner — two 
Birminghams,  the  one  peaceful,  mo- 
derate, attached  to  the  constitution, 
the  other  unlawful,  seditious,  and 
condemned  ?  And,  gentle  shepherd, 
tell  me  why — should  have  come  out 
a  Proclamation  specially  levelled  "  at 
those  peaceful  and  affectionate  Bir- 
minghamites — the  rebellious  child- 
ren of  a  reforming  Cabinet  ?" 

Lord  Brougham  has  said,  "  to  me, 
who  am  a  worshipper  of  the  democra- 


133 

cyy  this  was  a  tempting  occasion — 
for  here  was  Juggernaut, before  whom 
150,000  persons  (read  20,000,  meo 
periculo, —  C.  N.)  were  ready  to 
prostrate  themselves."  On  this  fine 
burst  of  eloquence,  (as  it  was  called 
in  some  newspapers,)  the  author  of 
the  Reply  beautifully  remarks,  that  it 
is  a  strange  confession  from  a  Peer 
of  the  realm,  the  occupier  of  the 
Woolsack,  and  Speaker  of  the  House 
of  Lords,  that  he  should  worship  the 
democracy  at  all,  especially  since  it 
is  asked  in  a  former  part  of  the 
speech,  "  Where  was  the  man  who 
had  yielded  less  to  the  demands  of 
the  populace,  than  the  individual 
now  before  their  Lordships?  And 
even  much  credit  is  there  taken  for 
having  exposed  their  insanity,  delu- 
sion, and  folly."  "  But  whatever" — 
continues  the  acute  and  eloquent 
Examiner — "  whatever  be  the  demon 
of  his  idolatry,  or  whether  he  be  the 
idol  of  the  people,  the  service  con- 
fers but  little  honour,  or  little  bene- 
fit, where  blessings  are  mingled  with 
maledictions,  and  the  objects  of  adora- 
tion, and  the  faith  of  the  worshippers, 
are  equally  fickle  and  insincere." 

But  we  come  now  to  that  part  of 
the  Speech — and  it  is  the  poorest  of 
it  all — intended  to  prove  that  it  would 
be  justifiable  for  the  Ministers  of  the 
King  to  recommend  his  Majesty  to 
create  a  sufficient  number  of  Peers 
to  secure  to  themselves  a  majority 
for  the  Reform  Bill  in  the  Upper 
House  of  Parliament.  Here  his  an- 
tagonist meets  him  in  great  power, 
and  demolishes  the  incautious  and 
presumptuous  giant,  who  has  come 
to  the  combat  without  armour  and 
without  arms.  The  author  of  the 
Reply  bids  us  remember  that  this  is 
no  argument  to  shew  that  the  mea- 
sure itself  is  wise  ;  it  is  to  shew  that, 
whether  wise  or  unwise,  it  maybe 
forced  on  the  legislature.  It  is  an 
enunciation  of  means  for  attaining  an 
object,  not  a  justification  of  the  ob- 
ject to  be  attained.  We  shall  now 
lay  before  the  public  the  gist  of  this 
admirable  writer's  argument  against 
the  base  and  wicked  doctrine,  ad- 
verse to  all  principles  of  constitution- 
al law,  but  no  doubt  now  again  to  be 
preached  by  the  brazen  impudence 
of  the  revolutionary  press. 

Mr  Pitt  made  twenty  Peers  in  one 
batch,  for  a  particular  purpose— 
therefore.,  so  ought  Lord  Grey— his 


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Lordship  having  been,  we  presume, 
all  his  life  an  admirer  of  that  states- 
man, and  at  its  close  being  desirous 
to  become  his  follower.  Lord  Grey 
has  made  twenty-five  Peers  already 
— coronation  peers;  but  he  has  in- 
dignantly denied  the  imputation  that 
they  were  made  with  a  view  to  carry 
this  measure.  He  has  indignantly  de- 
nied that  which  the  Lord  Chancellor 
defends,  on  Mr  Pitt's  authority — that 
same  Lord  Chancellor  who  once  de- 
clared at  an  election  dinner,  or  some 
such  occasion,  that  he  had  written 
his  own  epitaph — "  Here  lies  the  ene- 
my of  William  Pitt."  An  affecting 
specimen  of  the  Christian  spirit  of 
brotherly  kindness.  These  new 
Peers,  Lord  Grey  says,  are  all  men 
who  will  do  honour  to  the  Peerage  ; 
and  it  was  by  mere  chance  that  they 
supported  the  Reform  Bill. 

The  answer  to  all  this  is  short- 
Mr  Pitt  never  made  a  single  Peer 
for  the  purpose  of  carrying  any  par- 
ticular measure.  Precedent  is  some- 
thing even  in  high  treason— but 
here,  for  a  precedent,  his  Majesty's 
Ministers  must  avert  their  faces  from 
the  frowning  aspect  and  knit  brow 
of  the  son  of  Chatham. 

But  what  is  the  law  ?— The  King  of 
England  has  no  right,  by  law,  to  ex- 
ercise his  prerogative  for  the  pur- 
pose of  annihilating  the  decision  of 
Parliament— and  therefore  Tie  will  not 
so  exercise  it. 

But  they  who  argue  for  the  right, 
say,  it  is  admitted  that  it  is  within 
the  King's  prerogative  to  create  Peers 
—and  that  being  so,  it  must  be  with- 
in his  prerogative  to  create  them 
when,  and  to  what  amount,  he  pleases. 
It  may  be  wrong— it  may  be  an  in- 
discreet exercise  of  the  power ;  but 
the  power  existing  in  the  preroga- 
tive, it  cannot  be  unlawful  to  use  it, 
in  the  absence  of  any  positive  law 
for  its  restriction. 

Answer.— These  shallow  persons 
arrive  at  their  conclusion  from  the 
equivocal  use  of  the  words  law  and 
prerogative.  They  forget  that  law, 
in  this  case,  means  something  other 
than  what  is  written— and  that  pre- 
rogative can  only  be  fairly,  and 
therefore  of  right,  exercised  in  com- 
pliance with  that  unwritten  rule  : 
They  forget  that  there  is  no  preroga- 
tive to  do  wrong  ;  and  that  it  is  un- 
lawful to  attempt  it.  Why,  even  in 
the  reign  of  Charles  the  First,  Sir 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham* s  Speech. 


[Jan. 


Henry  Finch,  writing  in  support  of 
prerogative,  thus  qualifies  his  argu- 
ment, "  For,  in  them  all  it  must  be 
remembered,  that  the  King's  prero- 
gative stretcheth  not  to  the  doing  of 
any  wrong." 

Is  then  the  act  which  has  been  at- 
tempted to  be  justified— wrong  ?  Do 
not  juggle  the  answer  by  any  consi- 
deration of  the  merits  or  demerits  of 
the  Bill  of  Reform.  But  ask  any 
reasonable  lover  of  liberty,  whether 
he  can  think  it  other  than  abuse,  for 
a  Constitutional  King,  who  has  been 
advised  by  his  Ministers  to  consult 
his  Parliament  on  the  merits  of  a 
new  law  proposed  to  them,  to  take 
upon  himself,  by  his  sign-manual,  to 
annul  the  decision  of  the  Upper 
House  of  Parliament,  because,  in  the 
exercise  of  that  right,  it  differed 
from  the  opinion  of  his  Ministers  ? 

"  No  sober  man  can  doubt  about  the 
answer  which  he  should  give  to  this 
question.  But  it  has  been  laid  down  by 
a  learned  Judge,  in  a  treatise  on  this  branch 
of  constitutional  law,  that  there  are  three 
auxiliary  rights  of  the  subject,  which 
serve  principally  as  outworks  or  barriers 
to  protect  and  maintain  inviolate  the  three 
great  primary  rights  of  personal  security, 
personal  liberty,  and  private  property. 
These  are,  first,  the  constitution,  powers, 
and  privileges  of  Parliament ;  secondly, 
the  limitation  of  the  King's  prerogative; 
thirdly,  the  courts  of  justice  for  the  re- 
dress of  injuries.  Now,  if  there  be  one 
definition  of  a  wrong  clearer  than  another, 
it  is  this,  that  it  is  that  which  would  de- 
prive us  of  a  right.  It  would  therefore 
be  an  injury  for  either  of  these  constitu- 
tional rights  to  be  exercised  for  the  de- 
struction of  another :  It  would  cease  to 
be  a  right  when  so  exercised,  and  the 
work  done  would  be  a  constitutional 
wrony.  This  would  be  equally  the  case, 
whether  the  legislative  power  of  Parlia- 
ment, the  limited  prerogative,  or  the  ad- 
ministration of  the  laws,  happened  to  be 
the  subject  of  aggression  :  because  all  are 
equally  constitutional  rights." 

But  to  what  a  degree,  asks  this 
truly  constitutional  writer,  is  this 
wrong  exercised,  when  the  law 
thus  sought  to  be  violently  exerted, 
is  itself  a  reconstruction  of  the  go- 
verning power,  and  a  fundamental 
change  in  the  constitution  of  one 
House  of  Parliament  ?  When  the 
Sovereign,  in  a  limited  monarchy, 
should  appoint  a  House  of  Peers  for 
the  special  purpose  of  remodelling 


1832.] 


Ueply  to  Lord  Brougham's  Speech. 


the  House  of  Commons,  and  thus  at 
one  blow  destroying  the  legislature, 
to  whose  opinion  it  was  the  duty, of 
his  Ministers  to  submit,  should  call 
another  into  existence  to  obey  the 
mandates  of  executive  authority.  It 
would  be  unmixed  despotism. 

But  the  question  is  set  at  rest  for 
ever — in  the  minds  of  all  conscien- 
tious men — by  the  following  perfect 
refutation  of  a  doctrine  which  only 
slaves  would  whisper  in  the  ear  of  a 
tyrant;  and  therefore,  whatever  may 
be  the  "  whisper  of  that  faction," 
which  from  the  lips  of  his  Ministers 
may  breathe  around  the  throne,  never 
can  it  find  entrance  into  the  soul  of 
our  King. 

"'These  are  sound  principles  of  con- 
stitutional law.  They  have  been  once 
infringed  ;  certainly  only  once,  since  the 
Revolution ;  nor  is  there  any  thing  in 
the  precedent  worthy  of  imitation.  After 
all  the  long  and  eminent  services  of  the 
Duke  of  Marlborough,  he  was  dismissed 
by  the  intrigues  of  his  political  opponents. 
The  Tories  had  resolved  upon  effecting 
the  disgraceful  measure  of  the  Peace  of 
Utrecht,  for  some  of  the  transactions  con- 
nected with  which  treaty  the  Earl  of  Ox- 
ford and  Lord  Bolingbroke  were  after- 
wards impeached,  and  of  which  a  noble 
and  learned  person  is  reported  to  have 
said,  that  it  was  a  measure  'which  the  ex- 
ecration of  after  ages  had  left  inadequately 
censured.'  But  though  a  majority  of  the 
Commons  were  well  inclined  to  relin- 
quish the  honour  and  interest  of  their 
country,  and  acquiesce  in  the  measures 
of  government,  the  House  of  Peers  de- 
spised the  favour  of  a  court  which  was 
only  to  be  purchased  at  so  grievous  an 
expense.  Here  then  the  step  was  taken. 
The  minister  of  Queen  Anne,  the  Earl  of 
Oxford,  immediately  created  twelve  peers. 
In  that  day  there  were  found  twelve  Eng- 
lish gentlemen  base  enough  to  lend  their 
voices  to  a  minister,  to  annihilate  the 
independence  of  Parliament,  and  to  take 
up  the  polluted  ermine  of  nobility,  as  the 
livery  of  their  own  degradation.  The 
slory  is  thus  told  by  the  cotemporary  his- 
torian. '  But  they,  finding  the  majority 
of  the  House  of  Lords  could  not  be 
brought  to  favour  their  designs,  resolved 
to  make  an  experiment  that  none  of  our 
princes  had  ventured  on  in  former  times  ; 
a  resolution  was  taken  up  very  suddenly, 
of  making  twelve  peers  all  at  once;  three 
of  these  were  called  up  by  writ,  being 
eldest  sons  of  Peers,  and  nine  more  were 
created  by  patent.  Sir  Miles  Wharton,  to 
whom  it  was  offered,  refused  it:  he 


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thought  it  looked  like  the  serving  a  turn, 
and  that  whereas  peers  were  wont  to  be 
made  for  services  they  had  done,  he  would 
be  made  for  services  to  be  done  by  him  ; 
so  he  excused  himself,  and  the  favourite's 
husband,  Mr  Masham,  was  put  in  his 
room.' 

"But  the  matter  did  not  rest  here. 
These  twelve  peers  were  created  in  171 1. 
In  1719,  Lord  Sunderland  introduced  his 
celebrated  Peerage  Bill.  It  is  thus  that 
*  worse  corruptions  are  engendered  for 
the  concealment  and  security  of  the  old.' 
The  object  of  this  Bill  was  to  maintain 
the  power  of  the  minister  by  an  imme- 
diate creation  of  thirty-one  peerst  and  the 
future  limitation  of  the  prerogative ;  and 
the  arguments  principally  relied  on  by  its 
supporters,  were  drawn  from  the  abuse  of 
the  prerogative  by  Queen  Anne.  This  Bill 
was  rejected  in  the  Commons  after  it  had 
passed  the  Lords;  and  it  was  defeated 
by  the  eloquence,  and  much  more  by  the 
firmness  and  resolution,  of  Sir  Robert 
Walpole.  His  conduct  is  a  fine  example 
of  what  may  be  done  by  a  single  man,  who 
has  courage  equal  to  his  abilities.  On 
this  occasion,  Sir  Robert  Walpole  alone 
preserved  the  constitution.  At  a  meet- 
ing of  the  Whigs  at  Devonshire  House, 
he  found  the  whole  body  of  those  who 
ought  to  hare  been  his  zealous  support- 
ers, 'lukewarm,  irresolute,  or  despond- 
ing; several  peers  secretly  favouring  a 
bill  which  would  increase  their  import- 
ance ;  others  declaring,  as  Whigs,  that  it 
would  be  a  manifest  inconsistency  to  ob- 
ject to  a  measure  tending  to  prevent  the 
repetition  of  an  abuse  of  prerogative,  against 
which  they  had  repeatedly  inveighed. 
Those  who  were  sincerely  averse  to  it, 
were  unwilling  to  exert  themselves  in 
hopeless  resistance,  and  it  was  the  pre- 
vailing opinion  that  the  bill  should  be 
permitted  to  pass  without  opposition.' 
At  this  meeting  Walpole  stood  alone,  and 
having  used  arguments  and  remonstran- 
ces in  vain,  at  last  declared,  that  if  de- 
serted by  his  party,  he  himself  would 
singly  stand  forth,  and  oppose  the  bill. 
'  This  declaration  gave  rise  to  much  al- 
tercation, and  many  persuasions  were 
made  to  deter  him  from  adopting  a  mea- 
sure which  appeared  chimerical  and  ab- 
surd ;  but  when  they  found  that  he  per- 
sisted, the  whole  party  gradually  came 
over  to  his  opinion,  and  agreed  that  an 
opposition  should  be  made  in  the  House 
of  Commons.'  The  consequence  of  this 
conduct  was,  that  the  Peerage  Bill  was 
defeated  in  the  Commons.  That  very 
bill  which  passed  the  House  of  Lords 
with  but  one  opponent,  and  which  the 
opposition  party,  but  for  Sir  Robert  Wal- 
pole, would  have  allowed  to  pass  in  de- 


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spair,  was  triumphantly  rejected  by  a  ma- 
jority of  269  against  177. 

f '  There  are  three  speeches  in  that  de- 
bate especially  worthy  of  attention.  They 
are  those  of  Sir  Robert  Walpole,  Sir  Rich- 
ard Steele,  and  Mr  Hampden.  Sir  Robert 
says,  '  the  view  of  the  ministry  in  framing 
this  bill,  is  plainly  nothing  but  to  secure 
their  power  in  the  House  of  Lords.  The 
principal  argument  on  which  the  neces- 
sity of  it  is  founded,  is  drawn  from  the 
mischief  occasioned  by  the  creation  of 
twelve  peers  during  the  reign  of  Queen 
Anne,  for  the  purpose  of  carrying  an  in- 
famous peace  through  the  House  of  Lords. 
That  was  only  a  temporary  measure, 
whereas  the  mischief  to  be  created  by 
this  bill  will  be  perpetual.  It  creates 
thirty-one  Peer  shy  authority  of  Parliament ; 
so  extraordinary  a  step  cannot  be  sup- 
posed to  be  taken  without  some  sinister 
design  in  future.' 

"  Sir  Richard  Steele  says,  «  If  the 
thirty  odd,  who  are  to  be  ennobled  by  this 
bill,  are  to  be  made  up  by  present  mem- 
bers of  the  House  of  Commons,  such 
members  are  to  climb  to  honour  through  in- 
famy. . .  .  The  prerogative  can  do  no 
hurt  when  ministers  do  their  duty. . . . 
As  for  any  sudden  and  surprising  way  of 
creation,  that  lies  before  the  legislature 
for  censure  ;  and  the  great  diminution 
which  all  creations  bring  upon  the  King's 
authority,  is  a  sufficient  defence  against 
the  abusive  employment  of  that  authority 
this  way.'  And  he  ended  his  excellent 
speech  with  these  words  : — *  Since  there 
is  so  full  a  House  at  this  debate,  I  doubt 
not  but  it  will  infallibly  end  according  to 
justice,  for  I  can  never  think  the  liberty 
of  England  in  danger  at  such  a  meeting; 
but  for  my  part,  I  am  against  committing 
this  bill,  because  I  think  it  would  be 
committing  of  sin.' 

"  And  now  for  a  supporter  of  the  bill. 
Let  us  see,  without  approving  of  his 
views,  what  were  Mr  Hampden's  argu- 
ments on  behalf  of  his  friend  Lord  Sun- 
derland.  He  said,  (  If  we  now  come  to 
the  House  of  Lords  itself,  this  bill  will 
confine  the  number  of  peers  in  it  to  what 
it  is  at  present.  Suppose,  therefore,  that 
the  present  and  all  succeeding  kings 
should  take  a  resolution  not  to  add  to 
the  number  of  peers. ...  No  one,  I 
presume,  would  tax  "such  a  resolution 
either  with  weakness  or  evil  design,  be- 
cause it  is  evident  that  by  this  means, 
one  way  at  least  of  forcing  through  the 
House  of  Lords  what  is  agreeable  to  a 
court,  though  never  so  bad  in  itself,  or 
of  hindering  what  is  disagreeable  though 
never  so  good,  is  entirely  cut  off.  It  is 
our  interest,  and  the  interest  of  the  pub- 
lic, that  the  consultations  of  that  House 


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[Jan. 


should  be  free,  which  they  would  not  be 
said  to  be,  at  a  time  when  the  crown  pour- 
ed in  a  member  of  lords  to  carry  a  question 
in  danger. .  . .  The  House  of  Lords,  I  say, 
what  will  it  become  in  time  ?  Who  would 
not  envy  our  posterity  the  sight  of  double 
or  treble  the  present  number  of  peers  ? 
Or  who  would  not  applaud  the  figure  our 
constitution  must  make  at  such  a  time, 
if  it  can  be  then  called  oar  constitution, 
when  it  is  impossible  to  suppose  that 
men  of  worth  and  virtue  will  be  prevail- 
ed upon  to  help  to  fill  that  House,  and 
when  yet  it  must  be  supposed  that  others 
will  do  it,  to  answer  the  particular  occa- 
sions of  a  court,  or  their  own  necessities 
or  ends  at  the  same  time  ?' 

"  Now  to  these  opinions  of  the  great 
Whigs  of  the  early  part  of  the  last  cen- 
tury, opinions  which  derive  a  prodigious 
weight  from  the  fact  of  the  personal  op- 
position in  which  those  who  entertained 
them  were  engaged,  I  will  add  one  more 
opinion,  and  that  of  a  man  of  very  dif- 
ferent political  views  and  bias,  and  one 
who  was. bred  in  far  other  notions  of  the 
freedom  and  the  constitution  of  his  coun- 
try. I  will  now  give  the  opinion  of  a 
high  prerogative  lawyer  of  the  court  of 
James  II. ;  of  a  chief  justice,  of  whom 
it  is  said  by  Burnet,  '  that  he  unhappily 
got  into  a  set  of  very  high  notions  about 
the  King's  prerogative,'  and  who,  in  com- 
pliance with  those  notions,  led  eleven 
judges  out  of  twelve  to  sanction,  by  their 
decision,  the  dispensing  power  of  the 
crown,  a  prerogative  of  setting  aside  the 
enactments  of  Parliament,  and  establish- 
ed the  true  basis  and  necessity  of  the  Re- 
volution. In  a  written  and  published 
defence  of  his  own  judgment,  in  the  case 
of  Sir  Edward  Hales,  Sir  Edward  Her- 
bert thus  argues : 

"  « Objection  3.  But  if  the  King  have 
a  power  to  dispense  with  one  (law,)  he 
may  dispense  with  twenty,  with  an  hun- 
dred, and  so  the  statute  may  become  of 
little  force.' 

"  Answer. — From  the  abuse  of  a  thing 
to  draw  an  argument  against  the  thing 
itself,  is  no  consequence  at  all.  It  is,  as 
is  resolved  in  the  cases,  a  high  trust  re- 
posed in  the  King  :  and  if  the  King  will 
violate  his  trust,  there  is  never  a  one  of 
his  prerogatives  but  may  be  abused  to  the 
ruin  of  his  people.  To  instance  in  one  or 
two.  1.  Every  body  will  grant  that  the 
King  can  pardon  murder  and  robbery; 
yet  if  he  should  pardon  every  murder  and 
every  robbery  that  is  committed,  it  were 
better  to  live  with  the  cannibals  in  Ame- 
rica, than  in  our  native  country. 

"  2.  There  is  no  doubt  but  that  the 
King  may  create  any  man  a  peer  of  Eng- 
land, and  thereby  give  him  a  vote  in  Par- 


1832.] 


Reply  to  Lord  BrougJtanSs  SpeecJi. 


liament :  yet  ii  the  King  should  abuse  his 
power  so  far  as  to  create  ten  thousand 
peers,  or  confer  this  honour  upon  every 
body  who  asks  it,  NO  DOUBT  IT  WERE  A 

TOTAL  DESTRUCTION  OF  THE  LEGISLATIVE 
POWER  OF  THIS  NATION. 

"  God  forbid  that  our  prudence  should 
ever  be  exercised  in  devising  the  extra- 
ordinary remedies  alluded  to  by  Sir  W. 
Blackstone,  for  evils  which  written  laws 
do  not  provide  against,  because  they  do 
not  contemplate  revolution.  But  still, 
if  it  is  to  be  done,  and  if  the  constitution, 
to  which  the  allegiance  of  Englishmen  is 
pledged,  is  to  be  violently  outraged,  the 
crime  had  better  be  committed  by  the 
delegates,  not  by  the  King's  Ministers. 
They  are,  I  suppose,  ready  for  the  task ; 
they  have  bound  themselves  to  the  Bill ; 
they  have  sworn  an  oath  to  the  deluded 
populace  :  some  of  them,  it  is  true,  have 
already  violated  that  oath  ;  but  perhaps 
a  majority  will  not  forswear  themselves. 
Let  them  vote  the  abolition  of  the  peer- 
age. It  was  what  in  effect  they  pledged 
themselves  to  on  their  respective  hust- 
ings, if  they  understood  their  pledge.  If 
they  spoke  by  rote,  let  them  come  for- 
ward, and  repent  their  ignorance,  and  re- 
nounce their  parrot  promises  ;  let  them 
confess  their  folly  and  avoid  their  crime." 

We  know  not  yet  what  course  the 
revolutionary  press,  and  the  revo- 
lutionary party  in  the  House  of  Com- 
mons, intend  to  pursue  with  respect 
to  the  Peers.  Are  they  determined 
again  to  disgrace  themselves  by 
brutal  abuse  of  their  betters,  in 
language  that  has  long  been  banished 
from  the  less  beastly  societies  of  the 
lowest  vulgar  ?  Perhaps  not.  At  an 
unaccountable  county  meeting  in 
Essex,  we  think,  where  reforming 
members  of  Parliament  gave  each 
other  the  lie,  in  a  style  that  is  esteem- 
ed ungenteel  in  the  least  fastidious 
quarters  of  the  parish  of  St  Giles,  it 
was  revolting  to  look  at  in  types 
words  which  we  must  believe  were 
once  on  the  lips  of  English  gentle- 
men— we  do  not  mean  Daniel  Whittle 
Harvey — words  of  vituperation  and 
insult  to  the  spiritual  Peers — such 
as  are  no  longer  fashionable  among 
the  upper  ranks  of  the  swell-mob. 
Then,  a  few  days  ago,  a  huge  buffoon 
on  the  Inch  of  Perth,  we  observed, 
indulged  himself,  to  the  disgust  even 
of  the  Dreg-drabs,  in  the  same  sort  of 
Zanyism,  of  which  the  expression 
gets  more  and  more  loathsome,  as  it 
gathers  slaver  from  the  lips  of  each 
additional  driveller,  in  its  descent  at 


J37 

last  to  those  of  some  blackguard 
bauldy,  who,  half-idiot  and  half- 
knave,  walks  about  without  shoes  or 
stockings,  and  partly  because  he  is 
fatuous,  and  partly  because  he  is 
lazy,  vacant  of  all  work,  turns  up  a 
leering  face  to  heaven,  and  half  pre- 
tends to  be,  and  half  is,  the  village 
Idiot — a  rural  or  suburban  Thersites, 
whom  it  is  folly  not  to  cause  labour, 
and  his  broad  back  and  shoulders 
in  cases  of  offences,  that  are  a  mani- 
fest deviation  from  the  innocence 
of  instinct  into  corrupted  self-will, 
weakness  not  to  belabour  with  rod 
or  thong,  inflicting  thereon  divers 
many  and  severe  stripes. 

We  have  lately  noticed  certain 
symptoms  of  the  mean  cunning  of 
the  Reformers,  in  pamphlets,  and 
paragraphs,  and  letters  from  Candi- 
dus  and  Moderator,  on  the  probable 
conduct  of  the  Peers,  when  the  new 
Bill  is  presented  to  them — they  will 
pass  it.  Why  ?  Because  they  have 
shewn,  by  rejecting  the  last  Bill,  that 
they  would  not  be  frightened ;  and 
'twas  on  the  whole,  say  the  hypo- 
crites, bravely  done,  to  reject  it,  in 
the  face  of  threatenings  intended  to 
intimidate.  But  having  proved  that 
they  are  not  cowards — they  will  now, 
of  course,  yield  to  the  desires  of  the 
people,  and  pass  any  Bill  they  de- 
mand. What  thorough  and  utter 
baseness  is  there  in  this  pretended 
liberality  of  sentiment  towards  the 
order  on  whom  these  libelling  le- 
vellers have  already  flung  all  the 
filth  they  could  gather  from  thejakes 
and  sewers  of  their  imagination! 
Yet  perhaps  they  are  not  hypocriti- 
cal, but  sincere.  They  cannot  give 
credit  to  the  nursery-tales  they  have 
heard  about  a  phantom  called  Con- 
science. Knowing  themselves  no 
other  impulses  of  action  but  the  low- 
est, they  do  not  dream  of  the  exist- 
ence of  a  sense  of  duty  to  country  and 
to  God.  Adherence  to  principle  even 
unto  the  death,  from  honour,  and  love, 
and  reverence,  and  religion,  sounds 
to  them  like  some  strange  and  silly 
fable — a  ribbon,  a  button,  or  a  gar- 
ter is  but  itself  and  nothing  more, 
like  the  yellow  primrose  to  the  eyes 
of  Peter  Bell ;  and  nothing  do  they 
know  or  feel  of  the  ennobled  worth 
of  our  Peerage,  which  glories  with 
justified  pride  in  all  its  badges,  and 
would  perish  in  preservation  of  that 
liberty  which  of  yore  it  won,  a^d 


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now  is  prepared  to  guard,  if  need  be, 
at  the  point  of  the  sword  ready,  on 
unendurable  indignity,  to  leap  from 
the  scabbard,  yet  unwilling  to  be 
stained  with  the  blood  of  the  base, 
although  spouting  from  the  veins  of 
traitors  and  rebels,  all  sweltering  with 
venom. 

But  the  same  ruffian  attacks — not 
confined  to  words — will  be  made 
again  on  the  Peers — the  same  that 
Lord  Al thorp  probably  meant  to  al- 
lude to,  when  t'other  day  he  spoke  so 
gingerly  about  the  freedom  of  dis- 
cussion in  a  free  country  on  a  great 
national  question  like  that  of  Reform. 
Some  violence  was  not  to  be  won- 
dered at.  But  other  violence  ought 
to  be  put  down  and  punished — -for 
it  is  shameful  to  the  Government. 
Some  of  its  members  have  encoura- 
ged such  outrages,  and  may  erelong 
themselves  become  victims  to  their 
own  mob.  Here  is  a  powerful  ex- 
tract to  that  purpose. 

"  Is  it  upon  these  pretences  that  their 
Lordships  are  next  told,  that  '  if  they 
rejected  this  Bill  through  the  fear  of  be- 
ing thought  afraid,  the  people  of  England 
would  hate  them  ?'  But  what  if  they  re- 
jected the  Bill,  not  through  fear  of  being 
thought  afraid,  but  through  the  wise  and 
statesmanlike  fear  of  its  dreadful  and  re- 
volutionary consequences  ?  It  is  not  in 
the  nature  of  the  people  of  England  to 
hate  those  men,  who,  acting  upon  their 
principles,  and  maintaining  their  own  ho- 
nour, do  that  which  in  their  consciences 
they  believe  to  be  for  the  interests  of 
their  common  country.  It  is  a  strange 
argument  for  the  Chancellor  of  England 
to  predict  the  hatred  of  the  people  of 
England  as  likely  to  fall  on  the  heads  of 
such  men.  It  is  not  the  argument  of 
peace ;  nor  will  I  so  far  be  a  libeller  of 
the  people  of  England  as  to  admit  that 
the  prediction  is  one  of  truth.  But  if 
the  hatred  of  the  people  of  England  is 
to  be  predicted,  it  is  not  difficult  to  fore- 
see upon  what  class  of  men  it  will  fall. 
It  will  fall  on  those  who,  knowing  their 
duty,  have  not  dared  to  perform  it ;  on 
men  who  have  timidly  shrunk  from  an 
avowal  of  their  opinions  and  the  main- 
tenance of  their  principles,  and  who, 
thinking  to  avoid  present  obloquy,  or  pur- 
chase ignominious  rest,  will  find  peace 
poorly  promoted  by  timorous  practice?, 
and  hatred  little  alleviated  by  being  min- 
gled with  contempt.  It  will  fall  on  ma- 
gistrates who  have  allowed  the  laws  to 
slumber,  which  it  was  their  duty  to  awa- 
ken, and  to  administer  with  energy  as 


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[Jan. 


well  as  with  humanity,  for  the  protection 
of  the  lives  and  properties  of  their  fel- 
low-citizens. It  will  fall  on  legislators 
who  have  temporized  with  their  con- 
sciences, and  withheld  their  votes,  and 
thought,  if  haply  they  could  think  it,  that 
the  question  of  a  nation's  government 
was  one  on  which  the  makers  of  its  laws 
might  shun  the  responsibility  of  decision. 
It  will  fall  on  all  those  who,  in  whatever 
station  of  life,  have  given  their  support 
and  countenance,  whether  of  passive  ac- 
quiescence or  of  energetic  aid,  to  schemes 
of  fraud,  hypocrisy,  delusion,  and  vio- 
lence—on members  of  Parliament — mem- 
bers of  a  high  deliberative  council,  bound 
by  every  consideration  of  duty,  of  con- 
science, and  of  honour ;  of  duty  to  their 
country,  their  own  characters,  and  their 
God,  to  reflect  on  all  the  difficulties,  and 
perpend  all  the  objections,  and  anxiously 
and  carefully  to  deliberate,  to  the  utmost 
of  their  power,  on  any  measure  upon 
which,  as  lawgivers,  they  might  be  called 
upon  to  decide,  and  who,  nevertheless, 
on  this,  the  most  important  measure 
which  ever  was  submitted  to  the  vigilant 
eye  of  any  legislature,  without  any  consi- 
deration of  their  solemn  duty,  or,  if  con- 
sidering it,  utterly  disregarding  it  and  set- 
ting it  aside,  pledged  themselves,  in  the 
face  of  noisy  multitudes,  not  to  examine, 
and  sift,  and  scrutinize,  not  to  weigh 
nicely,  and  balance  accurately,  and  sepa- 
rating the  bad  from  the  good,  if  haply 
good  were  to  be  found,  to  eschew  the 
one,  and  give  effect  to  the  other,  but  to 
vote  blindly  and  resolutely  for  the  whole, 
and  no  alteration  of  the  most^'unrighteous 
measure  which  was  ever  invented  by  the 
spirit  of  party  for  the  beguiling  of  a  free 
people. 

"  I  did  not  use  the  word  haired ;  but 
if  it  be  to  be  used,  these  are  they  on  whom 
it  will  fall.  It  will  fall  also  on  the  Minis- 
ters of  the  King ;  men,  whose  first  duty 
being  to  support  the  laws,  and  protect 
the  property,  and  maintain  the  rights  of 
the  liege  subjects  of  the  King  their  mas- 
ter, have  proposed  a  measure  to  the  Par- 
liament, which  strikes  directly  at  the  root 
of  all  la\v,  violates  the  sacred  rights  of 
property,  and  breaks  down  and  tramples 
upon  long-used  privileges,  not  only  with- 
out any  adequate  recompense,  either  of 
public  or  of  private  advantage,  but  with 
open  scorn  and  contumely  to  those  who 
are  thus  at  once  robbed  and  insulted,  and 
the  most  imminent  peril  to  the  peace 
and  security  of  the  common  weal.  Men 
who  talk  of  property,  and  yet  disregard 
titles  confirmed  by  a  use  of  centuries,  and 
sanctioned  by  the  solemn  decisions  of  the 
ablest  judges  of  the  law — who  plead  for 
the  right  of  all  who  pay  taxes  to  an  equal 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham' 's  Speech. 


1832.] 

representation,  and  then,  leaving  three- 
fourths  of  the  inhabitants  unrepresented, 
expressly  exclude  all  from  any  share  in 
the  elections,  who  are  not  distinguished 
by  the  possession  of  an  arbitrary  and  a 
novel  qualification  —  who,  professing  a 
tenderness  for  popular  rights,  deny  to  the 
poor  voters  any  future  voice  in  return- 
ing members  to  Parliament — and  who, 
justifying  that  exclusion  on  the  ground  of 
their  having  abused  the  trust,  leave  those 
who  have  abused  it,  in  the  possession  of 
it,  and  deprive  those  who  never  have  abu- 
sed it  all — men  who,  in  their  attempt  to 
do  all  these  things,  as  absurd  as  they  are 
dangerous,  have  signally  failed  to  make 
out  any  case,  and  to  lay  any  grounds  for 
their  great  measure  of  innovation,  either 
by  impugning  the  present  constitution  of 
Parliament,  as  compared  with  that  which 
has  existed  at  any  other  time,  either  in 
this  or  any  other  country,  or  by  pointing 
to  any  promised  definite  good  as  the  pro- 
bable result  of  this  speculative  change- 
but  who,  on  the  contrary,  all  the  time 
that  they  are  plotting  its  re-construction, 
call  the  House  of  Commons  that  now  is, 
'  the  most  noble  assembly  of  freemen  in 
the  civilized  world  ;'*  and  with  great  truth, 
but  marvellous  and  heedless  inconsisten- 
cy, speak  of  '  the  character  it  had  obtain- 
ed of  being  the  pride  of  the  country,  the 
admiration  of  sages,  and  an  object  of  vain 
imitation  to  all  other  nations. 'f  It  is 
thus  that  they  scatter  their  flowers  and 
their  fillets,  and  gild  the  horns  of  the  vic- 
tim which  they  are  leading  to  the  sacri- 
fice. But  let  us  hear  no  more  of  men 
being  hated  for  doing  their  duty." 

The  Reformers  are  now-a-days  all 
the  most  loyal  of  the  loyal — many  of 
them,  before  our  sovereign  lord  the 
King,  slavering  slaves.  'Tis  not 
easy,  under  any  circumstances,  to  act 
well  a  new  character — when  cross- 
grained  to  nature,  impossible.  The 
awkwardness  of  the  original  cub  of 
a  Cockney  disgusts  through  the 
clumsy  assumption  of  the  Christian 
gentleman.  Whigs  and  Radicals  cut 
a  queer  figure  as  Loyalists.  How 
heinous  their  hatred  of  King  George 
the  Third,  whose  indomitable  cou- 
rage saved  the  throne !  What  scorn 
assailed  his  manners,  his  morals,  his 
domestic  habits,  his  fireside  life !  Yet 
were  they  all  manly,  simple,  and  pure 
— in  the  noblest  sense  regal — and  in 
spite  of  all  libellers  and  lampooners 
"  on  the  other  side  of  the  House,"  af- 
fection and  reverence  waited  on  the 


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Father  of  his  people.  Who  vilified 
with  insatiable  malignity  the  charac- 
ter of  George  the  Fourth  ?  The  Re- 
formers. Who  shockingly  insulted 
the  dying  Duke  of  York — the  Sol- 
dier's Friend?  The  Reformers.  Who, 
worse  than  the  worst  extortioners, 
have  unnaturally  lied  against  the 
Duke  of  Cumberland,  because  he  is 
a  Tory  Prince  ?  The  Reformers. 
Who  insinuated  strange  things  of  the 
late  Lord  High  Admiral  of  England, 
whom  now  they  call  the  Modern  Al- 
fred— basely  comparing  a  kind  and 
good  King,  whose  coronation  robes 
are  but  a  few  months  old,  with  him 
whose  name  has  been  gathering  glory 
for  a  thousand  years  ?  The  Reform- 
ers. From  the  French  Revolution — 
down  to  this  hour — who  have  in  their 
hearts  and  souls  loved  Monarchy  and 
the  King  ?  The  Tories.  Their  loyalty 
encircled  both  with  a  wall  of  fire. 
Read  the  following  noble  passage — 
and  in  the  steadfast  enthusiasm  in- 
spired by  such  eloquence,  the  hearts 
of  patriots  will  be  confident  in  the 
cause  of  their  Country  and  Consti- 
tution ! 

"  It  must  be  clear  to  any  mind,  capable 
of  reflecting  on  the  political  events  of  mo- 
dern history,  that  in  the  great  contest  be- 
tween democracy  and  constituted  autho- 
rity, France  has  ever  been  the  leader  of 
European  discord,  and  French  principles 
the  tactics  by  which  the  moral  phalanx 
has  been  marshalled  and  arrayed.   In  the 
days  of  the  old  French  Revolution,  there 
arose  two  men  in  Europe  of  sufficient  ta- 
lent and  hardy  virtue  to  battle  with  the 
demon  of  confusion  in  its  youthful  ener- 
gies, and  to  save  the  people,  in  spite  of 
their  insanity.    Those  two  men  were  the 
citizens  of  one  country,  and  the  only  one 
in  the  modern  world  which,  for  a  long 
series  of  happy  years,  had  enjoyed  the 
blessings  of  free  government.     This  very 
freedom  had  led  to  some  differences  of 
opinion   between   these  great  men,  the 
memory  of  which,  now  merged  in  a  sense 
of  the  common  danger,  seemed  to  prove 
the  disinterestedness  of  their  present  ef- 
forts, and  to  sanctify  their  simultaneous 
exertions  for  the  salvation  of  their  com- 
mon country.     That  country  was  Eng- 
land— those  men  were  Mr  Pitt  and  Mr 
Burke.     They  were  none  of  those  mi- 
serable shuffling  trading  politicians,  who, 
seeking  to  patch  up  a  system  for  their 
own  sordid  and  temporary  advantage,  are 
content  to  compromise  the  eternal  prin- 


*  Speech  of  Sir  James  Graham,  in  the  late  Parliament 

t  Lord  Grey's  speech  on  moving  the  second  reading  of  the  Reform  Bill,  Oct.  3,  1831* 


140 


ciples  of  all  society  and  all  government, 
for  a  brief  and  unhonoured  season  of  an 
insecure  and  tottering  power.  They  saw 
that  the  cause  of  peace,  and  order,  and 
property,  and  religion,  and  law,  was  the 
cause  of  England  ;  but  that  it  was  a  cause 
which  could  only  be  defended  by  a  union 
of  the  old  governments  of  Europe.  They 
saw  that  the  spirit  which  had  levelled 
temple  and  tower,  would  never  rest  while 
an  altar  remained  undesecrated,  or  a  le- 
gitimate throne  existed  for  a  temptation 
to  its  cupidity.  They  saw  that  to  this 
spirit,  law  was  an  insult,  and  property 
crime.  They  therefore  laid  the  great  foun- 
dations of  a  work,  which  had  for  its  object 
the  preservation  of  the  peace  of  Europe,  by 
the  suppression  of  democratic  violence, 
and  the  maintenance  of  the  happiness  of  the 
nations,  by  a  firm  opposition  to  all  tyran- 
nies, whether  of  mobs  or  of  despots.  It 
was,  indeed,  a  holy  work,  but  it  was  un- 
dertaken in  no  romantic  mood,  nor  pro- 
secuted on  any  abstract  principles  of 
vague  and  theoretic  policy.  It  was  not 
commenced,  till,  in  the  words  of  the  fa- 
ther of  his  people,  '  the  Assembly,  then 
exercising  the  powers  of  government  in 
France,  had,  without  previous  notice,  di- 
rected acts  of  hostility  to  be  committed 
against  the  persons  and  property  of  his 
Majesty's  subjects,  in  breach  of  the  law 
of  nations,  and  of  the  most  positive  sti- 
pulations of  treaty,  and  had  since,  on  the 
most  groundless  pretences,  declared  war 
against  his  Majesty  and  the  United  Pro- 
vinces.' It  was  then  that  England  drew 
the  sword  which  she  sheathed  on  the 
evening  of  Waterloo.  The  chief  spirits 
had,  indeed,  passed  away.  Burke  and 
Pitt  were  laid  low  ;  hut  they  did  not  leave 
their  places  destitute,  nor  their  principles 
unassorted :  and  Perceval,  and  Castle- 
reagh,  and  Liverpool,  and  Canning,  rising 
up  and  following,  alas !  in  too  rapid  a 
succession,  and  working  by  the  lines 
traced  by  those  master-builders,  filled  up 
the  prophetic  sketch  of  the  great  edifice  of 
England's  glory.  There  are  yet  other 
names,  which  should  be  added  to  the  list 
of  those  who  have  realized  the  visions  of 
Burke,  and  the  hopes  of  England's  chosen 
minister.  But  they  still  live :  and  I 
have  a  foolish  antipathy  against  writing 
the  praises  of  an  existing  generation. 
Englishmen  know  in  whom  they  have 
trusted,  and  in  whom  their  confidence  has 
not  been  misplaced.  They  know  to  whose 
arm  they  are  indebted  for  their  national 
existence  :  and  they  will  still  look  with 
hope,  as  well  as  with  gratitude,  to  that 
brave  man, 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham's  Speech.  [Jau 

"  And  now,  let  it  not  be  thought,  that 
at  the  time  when  England  was  arming  in 
defence  of  her  own  people  and  the  rights 
of  good  government,  she  had  no  internal 
enemies  to  contend  with,  or  that  there 
were  no  Zoilitish  critics  of  her  own  happy 
constitution,  who  vied  with  the  Jacobins 
of  Paris  in  vilifying  her  institutions,  and 
bringing  false  accusations  against  her 
parliaments.  No;  the  work  of  preserving 
the  Government  and  liberties  of  England 
was  done  in  defiance  of  domestic  as  well 
as  of  foreign  foes.  Then,  too,  were  there 
Parliamentary  Reformers ;  and  Mr  Grey 
was  their  youthful  leader  ;  then,  too,  were 
corresponding  societies;  and  Mr  Grey 
was  their  faithful  correspondent;  then, 
too,  were  there  clubs,  and  unions,  and  as- 
sociations of  Friends  of  the  People,  and  the 
prime  minister  of  England  did  not  cor- 
respond Avith  them ;  but  Mr  Grey  was 
the  boon  companion  of  the  sots  and  drunk- 
ards of  unmixed  liberty,  which  is  unmiti- 
gated madness,  and  the  foreman  of  the 
Helotism  of  their  democratic  revelries, 
and  their  humble  organ  in  the  Commons' 
House  of  Parliament. 

"But  that  House  of  Commons  had  not 
so  learned  their  duty  as  to  quail  before 
mobs  (and  newspapers ;  nor  so  read  the 
book  of  the  English  constitution,  as  to 
suppose  that  a  French  model  was  the 
properest  die  for  the  re-casting  of  the  insti- 
tutions of  Great  Britain.  The  Russells, 
and  the  Greys,  and  the  Lennoxes,  still 
hallooed  on  the  rabble  of  Manchester,  and 
Derby,  and  Palace  Yard;  but  BuTke 
wrote,  and  Pitt  frowned  them  out  of 
countenance,  and  preserved  their  proper- 
ties and  their  titles  in  spite  of  their  prin- 
ciples and  their  friends.  It  is  good  to 
recur  once  more  to  the  testimony  of  a 
King,  than  whom,  it  is  no  disparagement 
to  his  successors  to  say,  that  none  ever 
better  understood  the  true  interests  of  his 
country,  nor  pursued  them  with  a  steadier 
faith.  He  was  addressing  his  Parliament 
previously  to  its  prorogation  in  June, 
1793,  and  immediately  after  Mr  Grey's 
motion  for  referring  the  Reform  petitions 
to  a  committee  of  the  House  of  Commons 
had  been  rejected  by  a  majority  of  241. 
And  he  thus  addressed  them  : 

"  '  My  Lords  and  Gentlemen, 

"  '  The  firmness,  wisdom,  and  public 
spirit  by  which  your  conduct  has  been 
eminently  distinguished  on  the  many  im- 
portant occasions  which  have  arisen  du- 
ring the  present  session,  demand  my  pe- 
culiar acknowledgments. 

" '  Your  firm  determination  to  support  the 
'•  ~i*i~  ni*  ~  j  ~. J.TJ-.J"  ••    .-. 


'  Cui  Laurus  seternos  houores 
Dalmatico  peperit  triumpho.' 


established  constitution,  and  the  zealous 
and  general  concurrence  in  that  senti- 
ment, which  my  subjects  have  so  strongly 
and  seasonably  manifested,  could  not  fail 


1832.J 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham**  Speech. 


to  check  every  attempt  to  disturb  the  in- 
ternal repose  of  these  kingdoms.' 

"  And  if  the  sainted  spirit  of  that  good 
old  King  now  looks  down  from  his  seat 
of  everlasting  repose,  upon  the  land  which 
he  loved  with  a  father's  fondness,  and  go- 
verned with  a  father's  care,  albeit  the 
throne  on  which  he  now  sits,  is  one  of 
peace,  as  his  course  below  was  one  of 
righteousness,  yet  may  pity  haply  find  a 
place  mid  the  pure  essences  of  spiritual 
enjoyments,  and  Avhile  he  contemplates 
•with  an  angel's  ken,  the  wrongs  of  his 
earthly  kingdom,  he  may  compassionate, 
though  he  cannot  grieve.  In  vain  will 
he  look  for  the  '  firmness,'  '  wisdom,'  and 
'  public  spirit,'  which  had  once  been  the 
objects  of-  his  commendation ;  but  in  their 
places  he  will  perceive  imbecility,  rash- 
ness, and  deadness  of  heart.  In  vain  will 
he  look  to  the  servants  of  his  son,  the 
King,  for  a  '  determination  to  support 
the  established  constitution,'  which  he 
and  his  servants  faithfully  supported,  and 
which  he  and  his  son,  and  both  his  ser- 
vants, had  sworn  a  solemn  oath  to  hea- 
ven, that  they  would  defend  to  the  utter- 
most of  their  power.  He  will  see  those 
who  govern,  labouring  at  nothing  but  to 
degrade  in  the  eyes  of  the  people  the 
government  to  which  they  have  sworn 
allegiance,  and  preaching  up  reverence 
and  submission,  where  they  have  fostered 
insubordination  and  contempt.  Will  he 
look  for  any  general  concurrence  on  the 
part  of  his  old  subjects,  in  *  a  determina- 
tion on  the  part  of  their  rulers'  to  check 
every  attempt  to  disturb  the  internal  re- 
pose of  his  '  old  kingdoms  ?'  No  ;  for  he 
will  know  that  where  a  government  is 
rebellious,  the  people  will  not  be  peace- 
able. And  when  he  sees  conflagration, 
and  robbery,  and  rape,  and  sacrilege,  he 
will  look  to  him  with  an  eye  of  judgment, 
who,  from  the  official  seat  of  parliament, 
denounced  the  chief  ministers  of  the  pure 
faith  of  England's  church  to  popular  fury, 
because  in  maintaining  the  interests  of 
their  country  and  of  religion,  they  suffer- 
ed their  conduct  to  be  guided  by  their 
conscience.  But  yet  after  all  these  things 
he  will  not  despair,  nor  imagine  that  the 
glory  of  his  son,  the  King,  is  near  its 
setting.  There  may  be  something  of 
parental  reproof;  but  it  will  end  as  it 
begun,  in  pious  benediction. 

'  Heaven  pardon  thee,  yet  let  me  wonder,—- 
At  thy  affections,  which  do  hold  a  wing 
Quite  from  the  flight  of  all  thy  ancestors. 

An  habitation  giddy  and  unsure 
Hath  he  that  buildeth  on  the  vulgar  heart. 
Oh,  thou  fond  many  !  with  what  loud  applause, 
Didst  thou  beat  heaven  with  blessing  Bolingbroke, 
Before  he  was  what  thou  wouldst  have  him  be.' 

He  will  look  to  the  peers  of  parliament, 
and  there  he  will  find  no  shame.  He 
will  compare  the  peerage  of  England  with 


Ul 

the  peerage  of  France ;  and  he  will  re- 
member that  a  British  monarch  has  not 
the  power  to  annihilate  the  House  of 
Lords,  in  imitation  of  the  mongrel  go- 
vernment of  Paris.  He  will  know  that 
this  was  the  very  cause  for  which  his 
servant  Pitt  contended  in  the  beginning, 
and  for  which  millions  of  his  faithful 
subjects  have  laid  down  their  brave  lives, 
that  the  free  constitution  of  England  may 
not  be  contaminated  by  French  princi- 
ples,— principles  which  to-day  are  an- 
archy, to-morrow  despotism ;  that  the 
ark  of  the  British  constitution  is  embark- 
ed on  a  troubled  sea,  but  that  under  the 
guidance  of  a  wiser  pilot,  she  has  weather- 
ed a  rougher  storm  ;  and  that  her  sacred 
freight,  the  palladium  of  civil  liberty,  will 
never  be  swamped  or  shipwrecked,  till 
those  whose  office  is  to  steer  her  safely, 
turn  her  adrift  upon  the  rocks  and  the 
quicksands,  and  disable  her  tackling  and 
her  rigging,  and  cast  away  her  rudder 
from  them :  till  a  minister  of  England, 
in  imitation  of  a  citizen  king,  nominates 
a  parliament  to  betray  his  country." 

On  the  Peers  the  country  relies 
with  perfect  confidence ;  and  the  re- 
volutionary press,  knowing  that  they 
are  firm,  have  no  hopes  now  but  in 
their  idol.  But  our  trust  in  the  King 
is  more  respectful  than  that  of  his 
sycophants,  and  therefore  we  fear 
not  for  the  Constitution.  After  the 
display  it  has  made  for  a  year,  or 
thereabouts,  of  its  truculent  and  un- 
principled spirit,  the  very  populace 
must  be  suspicious  of  their  press.  It 
instigated  that  populace  to  crimes 
which  have  been,  and  will  be,  se- 
verely punished;  and  should  any  of 
the  miscreants  be  hanged  that  set 
fire  to  Bristol,  and  other  places,  they 
will,  we  hope,  make  the  only  repara- 
tion to  society  in  their  power,  by 
confessing  the  truth  on  the  scaffold. 
Their  sense  of  right  and  wrong  may 
not  be  so  perverted,  even  by  the 
crimes  that  have  encircled  their 
necks  with  the  fatal  cord,  as  the 
many  reprobate  wretches,  who,  for 
weeks,  kept  telling  the  people  of 
England  in  print,  that  all  those  enor- 
mities perpetrated  in  the  Bright  City, 
ought  to  be  charged  against  that 
Judge  who  had  the  madness,  or 
wickedness,  duly  to  hold  an  Assize,  in 
spite  of  the  expressed  anger  against 
him  in  the  breasts  of  the  ragamuffin 
ruffians,  who  were  unaccountably 
suffered  to  take  the  jail-delivery  into 
their  own  hands.  Sir  Charles  We- 
therell  had  insulted  the  L.10  house- 


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holders,  and  therefore  it  was  wicked- 
ness or  madness  in  him  to  go  Recorder 
to  Bristol !  The  silly  charge  is  false. 
He  argued  against  the  principle  of  the 
Bill,  with  great  eloquence  and  learn- 
ing, occasionally  enlivening  his  main 
argument  with  the  humanest  merri- 
ment, which  those  matchless  mas- 
ters of  the  facete,the  radical  reporters 
and  paragraph-men,  called  buffoon- 
ery — too  coarse  for  their  delicate  and 
fastidious  taste,  accustomed  as  it  is^to 
the  utmost  polish  of  repartee,  and  the 
most  exquisite  refinement  of  satire. 
But  Sir  Charles  Wetherell  insulted 
nobody — no  class  of  bodies ;  and  the 
accusation  is  altogether  a  lie.  Things 
have  come  to  a  pretty  pass,  when  a 
few  harmless  jokes  are  said  to  be 
sufficient  to  justify  criminals  in  mur- 
dering judges ;  yet  what  else  in  ef- 
fect was  said  by  almost  all  the  mi- 
nisterial papers,  while  Ministers 
themselves  were  mute  ?  Thieves, 
robbers,  incendiaries,  ravishers,  and 
murderers,  resolved  to  dismember 
Sir  Charles,  because  they  could  not 
endure  the  thought  that  the  L.10 
householders  of  Bristol  should  oc- 
casionally have  been  the  object  of 
his  witticisms  in  Parliament!  This 
is  Cinna  the  poet—"  tear  him  to 
pieces  for  his  bad  verses."  This  is 
Charley  Wetherell— the  wit— tear 
him  to  pieces  for  his  bad  jokes ;  and 
this  mob-law  seemed  reasonable  to 
the  Press  !  Why,  the  Lord  Chancel- 
lor scatters  round  the  woolsack  his 
flowers  of  wit  in  great  profusion — 
some  of  them  rather  prickly,  like  net- 
tles or  thistles ;  but  the  Press  com- 
plains not  of  his  being  sometimes 
more  witty  than  wise — more  hu- 
morous than  decorous  j  nor  have 
we  seen  cursed  and  bann'd  as  ma- 
lignant, the  union  in  him  of  the  two 
characters  of  politician  and  judge. 
But  the  sensitive  shopkeepers  of 
Bristol  must  on  no  account  be  sneez- 
ed or  sneered  at  by  her  Recorder.  He 
must  speak  of  them  at  all  times  and 
places  with  the  profoundest  respect, 
or  lay  his  account,  on  his  first  visit,  to 
be  torn  to  pieces  by  their  friends,  the 
thieves  and  thimble-men,  during  an 
illumination  got  up  to  celebrate  his 
murder.  Before  such  base  sentiments 
could  be  uttered  by  the  many  hun- 
dreds of  thousands  who  blamed  Sir 
Charles  for  merely  doing  his  duty,  in 
spite  of  the  friends  and  relatives  of 
the  wretched  culprits  whom  he  was 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham's  Speech. 


[Jan. 


about  to  try,  a  revolution,  one  is  al- 
most tempted  to  say,  must  have  taken 
place  in  the  English  mind.  And  we 
allude  to  such  disgusting  debase- 
ment now,  because  it  was  of  a  piece 
with  the  conduct  of  the  same  peo- 
ple towards  the  Peers,  who  were 
said  richly  to  deserve  any  maltreat- 
ment they  might  meet  with  from  the 
mob,  in  their  persons  or  their  pro- 
perty, whether  the  rabble  might 
attempt  to  strike  from  his  horse 
with  stones  one  of  our  most  distin- 
guished cavalry  officers,  who  had 
often  charged  the  French  in  Spain, 
or  to  fling  one  of  their  noble  bene- 
factors over  a  bridge,  or  to  set  hall 
or  castle  on  fire — so  that  it  were  but 
insult  and  injury  to  an  Opposition 
Peer. 

And  what,  then,  is  the  danger  of 
again  rejecting  the  Bill — the  danger 
to  the  Peers  ?  None  but  such  as  they 
have  already  despised — encounter- 
ed— overcome — and  even  that  much 
mitigated;  for  whatever  maybe  the 
case  with  respect  to  the  opinions 
(opinions!)  of  the  populace  on  the 
Bill,  there  assuredly  has  been  reac- 
tion of  manly  feeling,  where  it  was 
not  utterly  extinct ',  courage,  the  cha- 
racteristic quality  of  Englishmen, 
restored  and  revived,  has  shamed 
cruelty  and  cowardice  out  of  coun- 
tenance; and  men  are  seen  putting 
off  the  brute,  even  among  the  rabble 
of  the  radicals.  The  excitements  of 
the  press  are  getting  stale  and  vapid ; 
even  the  most  senseless  are  beco- 
ming sick  of  the  repetition  of  the 
same  sounds,  "  full  of  noise  and  fury, 
signifying  nothing ;"  the  better  in- 
formed, who  are  generally  the  bet- 
ter disposed,  have  been  becoming 
more  and  more  indignant  at  the  cut- 
ting and  shuffling  of  the  cards  in  the 
hands  of  the  revolutionists,  who  are 
afraid  to  play  the  game  of  their  own 
choosing ;  and  to  a  large  and  powerful 
body  of  Reformers,  THE  EDUCATED 
RADICALS,  the  Ministry  are  now  ob- 
jects of  scorn  and  contempt.  The 
populace  are  not  now  for  the  Bill, 
the  whole  Bill,  and  nothing  but  the 
Bill ;  and  as  for  the  people,  the  great 
majority  of  the  people  are  against  it, 
as  has  been  proved  elsewhere  in  this 
number  of  our  work. 

The  fear  may  be  great— and  it  is 
so  among  the  plucldess — but  the 
danger  is  small — and  what  if  it  Avere 
formidable,  what  would  that  matter 


1832.] 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougliam's  Speech. 


143 


to   the  resolute   spirits   of    British 
Patriots  ? 

Of  what  is  their  danger  ?  Say  of 
sedition,  treason,  insurrection,  re- 
bellion, and  civil  war.  True  men 
have  no  fears  of  such  evils  as  these 
—false,  have  no  hope.  Who  will  rise 
to  subvert  the  state  ?  Would  one 
nobleman  —  one  gentleman  —  one 
merchant — one  manufacturer — one 
farmer — one  mechanic,  who  was  not 
in  his  soul  already  a  slave  ?  No,  all 
the  honest  and  honourable  Reform- 
ers, of  all  denominations  and  de- 
grees, would  join  the  Conservatives 
— then — and  against  theRadicals;  the 
civil  war  would  be  difficult  of  pro- 
clamation— in  most  places  it  would 
not  be  possible  for  the  people  to  hear 
that  hostilities  had  commenced — 
and  we  are  apprehensive  that  it 
would  waver  away  into  smoke  with- 
in the  week. 

There  is  no  danger  of  such  cala- 
mities as  these — although,  for  plain 
purposes,  the  Press  has  said,  and  will 
persist  in  saying  so.  And,  pray,  what 
other  danger  can  ever  induce  men 
of  common  honesty,  and  common 
firmness,  to  sacrifice  principle  to  po- 
pular clamour  ?  Never,  on  any  emer- 
gency, however  fearful,  will  a  just 
mind  sacrifice  principle;  but  we  be- 
lieve there  may  be  such  a  thing  as 
expediency,  and  that  a  politician 
may  occasionally  guide  his  conduct 
by  its  rules.  We  believe  that  an  up- 
right politician  may  compromise  and 
temporize ;  but,  mind  ye,  never  in 
essentials — never  in  principles ;  they 
who  think  otherwise,  cannot  be  ho- 
nest men;  the  sooner  they  join  the 
Revolutionists  the  better, — and  we 
have  heard,  about  an  hour  ago,  of  an 
enormous  Rat  who  may  depend  on 
being  scarified  once  a  month,  du- 
ring the  natural  term  of  his  life. 

Magnify  the  danger  in  imagina- 
tion to  the  utmost,  before  the  eye  of 
reason  it  dwindles  into  a  point.  But 
be  it  great  or  small — who  caused 
it  ?  The  Ministers.  If  they  fear  it- 
let  them  go  out — and  the  Tories  will 
shew  the  Whigs  how  to  pacify  the 
people — if  the  people  prefer  being 
so  pacified — by  Reform,  and  not  by 
Revolution.  In  all  things  are  they 
mistaken,  who,  at  this  crisis,  would 
make  what  they  choose  to  call  cer- 
tain sacrifices  to  the  people;  they 
are  mistaken  as  to  the  cause,  origin, 
nature,  amount,  and  cure  of  the 
danger.  What  unlucky  confusion  of 


all  ideas  of  rights  and  privileges  of 
the  governing  and  the  governed,  is 
implied  in  the  words  "  sacrifice," 
"  demand,"  "  yielding,"  «  giving 
up,"  and  other  words  of  similar  sig- 
nification, as  if  some  struggle  were 
constantly  going  on  between  tyrants 
and  slaves ! 

Give  the  people  what  they  are 
now  demanding,  or  the  time  will 
come  when  they  will  demand  far 
more,  and  when  you  will  be  obliged 
to  give  them  up  all !  All  what  ? 
Their  rights  ?  Show  us  one  right 
that  they  are  not  in  full  possession 
of,  and  they  shall  have  it  to-morrow. 
But  do  not  chatter  and  jabber  to  us 
about  our  "  withholding  rights"  till 
you  have  shewn  their  existence — do 
not  think  of  restoring  a  Constitution 
which  you  have  never  studied — do 
not,  we  beseech  you,  for  we  are 
your  friend,  expose  yourself  to  pre- 
sent derision  and  future  danger,  by 
prating  about  rights  at  all — for,  be- 
lieve us  when  we  tell  you,  that  your 
native  country  is  entitled  to  your 
silence,  and  has  empowered  us  to 
enforce  it. 

A  great  contest  is  now  being  car- 
ried on,  we  have  been  told,  between 
two  spirits  of  the  age.  The  one  is 
a  mature,  the  other  an  immature 
spirit,  and  to  which  will  be  given 
the  triumph  ?  To  the  calm  and  con- 
fident, or  to  the  tumultuous  and  the 
rash  ?  To  Thought  or  Passion  ?  To 
Wisdom  or  Folly  ?  We  shall  be  told 
by  a  thousand  noisy  tongues  that  we 
are  characterising  the  combatants 
unfairly;  and  we  shall  be  ordered 
to  look  at  THE  MOVEMENT.  There  is 
much  that  is  very  mighty  and  very 
mysterious — we  have  no  doubt — in 
that  word — much  that  is  very  appal- 
ling ;  yet  to  our  ears  it  sounds  un- 
couth and  barbarous  from  the  mouths 
of  British  statesmen. 

In  what  are  the  young  men  of  this 
country  superior  to  the  middle-aged, 
elderly,  and  old  ?  In  knowledge  ?  In 
talents  ?  In  genius  ?  In  honour  ?  In 
virtue  ?  In  religion  ?  Not  in  any  one 
of  these  ;  and  pray,  then,  whence 
and  whither,  against  what  and  whom, 
under  what  auspices,  and  with  what 
prospects  of  success,  marches  the 
Movement?  We  have  just  been  read- 
ing an  eloquent  enough  speech  in 
Parliament  of  Mr  Macaulay's,  which 
it  was  cruel  in  Mr  Croker  to  tear  to 
rags,  wherein  it  seems  to  be  said  that 
his  Majesty's  Minister§,and  all  equal- 


Reply  to  Lord  Brougham 's  Speech. 


144 

]y  intellectual  Reformers,  in  and  out 
the  House,  are  not  leading,  but  are 
driven  by  the  people.  They  are  all 
tearing  along  at  full  gallop,  like  a 
herd  of  wild  asses — to  the  tune  of 
The  Devil  take  the  Hindmost — as  he 
is  sure  to  do  the  foremost — and  that 
is  the  March  of  Intellect — the  ad- 
vance of  the  spirit  of  the  age — the 
Movement.  What  is  the  use  of  the 
wise  men  of  Gotham  heading  such  a 
charge  ?  If  they  stumble,  they  will 
be  trodden  to  death ;  if  they  do  not, 
with  the  whole  concern  they  go  sheer 
over  the  precipice. 

We  cannot  but  suspect  that  all  this 
mouthing  about  the  Movement  is 
mere  nonsense.  It  is  an  attempt  to 
put  into  philosophical-looking  lingo, 
the  vulgar  radicalism  of  the  news- 
papers. But  such  jargon  will  not 
pass  the  Bill  through  the  House  of 
Lords.  Before  it  goes  there,  it  will 
be  roughly  handled  in  the  Commons 
— for  we  rejoice  to  see  the  unabated 
hostility  of  the  patriots.  February 
hath  always  her  Double  Number,  and 
as  it  will  be  one-half  literary,  and  one- 
half  political,  we  hope  to  appear  in 
great  power  and  splendour — when, 
Heaven  pity  the  poor  Bill,  and  the 
miserable  Ministers!  The  larger 
their  majority,  the  less  do  they  look 
themselves ;  and,  with  the  exception 
of  Stanley  and  Macauley  during  the 
debate,  they  shine  most  as  mutes. 

We  conclude  with  the  following 
simple  statement,  from  the  Reply, 
of  the  duty  of  the  Reformers  in  Par- 
liament. Have  they  discharged  it  ? — 

"  It  was  necessary,  first,  to  state 
the  practical  wrongs  and  grievances 
endured  by  the  people  of  England  ; 
secondly,  to  prove  that  those  wrongs 
and  grievances  owed  their  origin  to 
the  present  constitution  of  the  House 
of  Commons ;  and,  thirdly,  to  esta- 
blish, by  calm  and  dispassionate  rea- 
sonings, that  the  principle  of  the  pro- 
jected measure  was  likely  to  pro- 
vide a  remedy  for  the  ills,  and  a  re- 
dress for  the  grievances  of  the  peo- 
ple. There  is  not  so  much  as  a  state- 
ment of  either  proposition;  of  course, 
neither  of  them  is  attempted  to  be 
proved.  There  is  exaggeration  in- 
place  of  narrative,  intimidation  in- 
stead of  reasoning,  and  sarcasm  for 
argument.  It  is  all  one  wide  wilder- 
ness of  difficulties,  and  danger,  and 


[Jan. 


darkness,  with  just  so  much  of  illu- 
sive brightness  as  serves,  by  fits  and 
flashes,  to  point  to  some  unknown 
and  inaccessible  abode,  tempting  the 
unwary,  and  terrifying  the  faint- 
hearted, and  dazzling  the  uncertain 
and  benighted  vision  of  the  victims 
of  a  fruitless  curiosity,  with  the  false 
coruscations  of  its  meteoric  light. 

"  There  is  no  statement  of  any  ob- 
ject to  be  attained,  or  of  the  means 
by  which  its  attainment  may  be 
prosecuted.  No  enunciation  of  any 
promised  boon,  either  of  expediency, 
or  benevolence,  or  of  policy,  by 
which  a  great  statesman  in  a  free 
and  noble  nation  might  hope  to  raise 
the  imperishable  monument  of  his 
own  glory,  to  be  inscribed  by  the 
gratitude  of  posterity  with  the  story 
of  the  consolidated  liberties  of  his 
country.  The  free  constitution  of 
England  is  indeed  condemned ;  but 
it  is  condemned  without  evidence, 
and  without  an  accusation ;  and  the 
House  of  Peers,  acting  upon  the 
pure  principles  of  their  high  judicial 
functions,  as  well  as  in  their  legisla- 
tive capacity,  have  reversed  that  un- 
lawful sentence,  which,  without  a 
forgetfulness  of  their  honour,  and 
an  infringement  of  their  attributes 
of  justice,  it  was  utterly  impossible 
to  confirm. 

"  True,  the  sentence  still  lives ;  it  is 
reversed,  but  it  is  not  forgotten.  It 
lives,  as  a  warning  to  future  Parlia- 
ments against  the  crime  of  hasty  and 
fruitless  legislation.  It  lives,  the  re- 
cord of  the  rashness  of  some  who 
have  hurried  their  country  to  the 
brink  of  the  abyss  of  revolution ;  and 
the  memorial  of  the  faithfulness  of 
others,  who  have  opposed  to  the  pro- 
gress of  the  moral  pestilence  the 
sanitary  barriers  of  constitutional 
law.  It  lives,  to  mark  the  force  of  rea- 
son and  the  power  of  truth ;  to  point 
to  the  triumph  which  these  have 
achieved  in  the  fair  field  of  free  dis- 
cussion, and  to  the  trophies  of  a 
peaceful  victory,  instead  of  the  spoils 
of  a  desolated  land.  And  above  all, 
it  lives,  the  freshest  testimony  to 
England's  happy  constitution,  which, 
like  the  wisdom  with  which  it  has 
been  builded  up,  or  the  courage  with 
which  it  will  yet  be  defended,  derives 
a  brighter  lustre  from  its  difficulties, 
and  new  glories  in  the  hour  of  trial." 


FrinWJty  Sattantynt  w$  Gwwngt  faul's  Work,  Edi 


BLACKWOOD'S 


EDINBURGH  MAGAZINE. 


No.  CXC. 


FEBRUARY,  1832. 
PART  I. 


VOL.  XXXI. 


SOTHEBY'S  HOMER.    CRITIQUE  v. 


ACHILLES.      PART  II. 


ONE  man  has  put  to  rout  a  whole 
army,  and  filled  a  city  with  fugitives 
— and  is  not  that  Bombast?  No;  it 
is  sublimity — for  that  one  man  is 
Achilles— that  city  is  Troy ;  and  the 
poet  of  the  Fear  and  Flight  is  Homer. 
Not  in  all  poetry  is  there  such  an- 
other continuous  blaze  of  inspiration 
as  that  which  wraps  the  Iliad  from 
the  hour  when  Achilles  is  told  of  the 
death  of  Patroclus  to  that  when  he 
falls  asleep, — "  revenge  and  all  fero- 
cious thoughts,"  dead  within  him,  in 
the  bosom  of  Briseis.  We  have  been 
in  the  very  heart  of  that  blaze — we 
are  in  it  still — and  we  shall  abide  in 
it,  till,  with  the  ransomed  corpse  of 
his  beloved  son,  we  behold  Priam 
returning  in  his  car  to  Troy  from  the 
Tent  of  the  Destroyer. 

The  city-gates  are  shut — and  with- 
in, reclining  against  the  battlements, 
the  Trojans,  who  had  "  been  driven 
like  hunted  fawns  into  the  town," 


are  slaking  their  fiery  thirst  with 
drink;  while  you  may  behold  the 
Grecians, "  beneath  one  roof  of  well- 
compacted  shields,"  advancing  to- 
wards the  walls.  But  you  forget  all 
within  and  all  without  the  walls — 
your  eyes  overlook  them  as  things 
of  no  worth — for,  lo!  standing  ex- 
posed before  the  Scsean  gate — Hec- 
tor !  and  in  the  immediate  neigh- 
bourhood of — Achilles ! 

And  *why  tarry  the  feet  of  the  son 
of  Thetis  V  Why  kills  he  not,  at  that 
moment,  the  murderer  of  his  Meno3- 
tiades  ?  Because  he  is  parleying  with 
Apollo.  "  Achilles  !  mortal  thyself, 
why  pursuest  thou  me  immortal  ?" 
"  Of  all  the  Supernals !  to  me  most 
adverse,  Archer  of  the  skies  !  Thou 
hast  defrauded  me  of  great  re- 
nown— and  would  that  on  thee — sun- 
god  as  thou  art — I  might  have  my 
revenge !" 


NORTH. 

Thus  saying,  (Achilles,)  with  haughty  thoughts,  went  towards  the  city, 
Rushing  like  a  prize-winning  horse  along  with  the  chariot, 
Which  (the  horse)  outstretched  runs  swiftly  over  the  plain  : 
So  nimbly  did  Achilles  move  his  feet  and  his  knees. 
Him  the  aged  Priam  with  his  eyes  first  perceived, 
Rushing  over  the  plain, — all  resplendent,  like  the  star 

Which  comes  forth  between  the  rising  of  the  daystar  and  Arcturus,  i,  e.  (at  th,e  de- 
parture of  summer :)  but  most  brilliant  do  its  beams 
Shine  amid  the  multitudinous  stars  at  the  milking-time  *  of  night, 


*  a,p,Q*.ya,,  milking-time,  morning  and  evening. 
VOL.  XXXJ.  NO.  CXC.  K 


146  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  [Feb. 

And  which  by  name  they  call  the  Dog  of  Orion  : 

Most  brilliant  it  is,  but  of  evil  omen, 

And  much  fiery- fever  brings  to  miserable  mortals. 

CHAPMAN. 

Thus  with  elated  spirits, 

Steed-like,  that  at  Olympus'  games  wears  garlands  for  his  merits, 
And  rattles  home  his  chariot,  extending  all  his  pride, 
Achilles  so  parts  with  the  God.     When  aged  Priam  spied 
The  great  Greek  come,  sphered  round  with  beams,  and  showing  as  if  the  star, 
Surnamed  Orion's  Hound,  that  springs  in  autumn,  and  sends  far 
His  radiance  through  a  world  of  stars,  of  all  whose  beams  his  own 
Cast  greatest  splendour,  the  midnight,  that  renders  them  most  shown, 
Then  being  their  foil,  and  in  their  points  cure-passing  fevers  then 
Come  shaking  down  into  the  joints  of  miserable  men  : 
As  this  were  fallen  to  earth,  and  shot  along  the  field  his  rays, 
Now  towards  Priam,  when  he  saw  in  great  Eacides, 
Out-flew  his  tender  voice  in  shrieks,  &c. 

POPE. 

Then  to  the  city,  terrible  and  strong, 

With  high  and  haughty  steps  he  tower'd  along. 

So  the  proud  courser,  victor  of  the  prize, 

To  the  near  goal  with  double  ardour  flies. 

Him,  as  he  blazing  shot  across  the  field, 

The  careful  eyes  of  Priam  first  beheld. 

Not  half  so  dreadful  rises  to  the  sight, 

Through  the  thick  gloom  of  some  tempestuous  night, 

Orion's  Dog,  (the  year  when  Autumn  weighs,) 

And  o'er  the  feebler  stars  exerts  his  rays ; 

Terrific  glory  !   for  his  burning  breath 

Taints  the  red  air  with  fevers,  plagues,  and  death. 

So  glow'd  his  fiery  mail. 

COWPER. 

So  saying,  incensed  he  turii'd  towards  the  town 

His  rapid  course,  like  some  victorious  steed, 

That  whirls,  at  stretch,  a  chariot  to  the  goal. 

So  flew  Achilles  lightly  o'er  the  field. 

Him  first  the  ancient  King  of  Troy  perceived, 

Scouring  the  plain,  resplendent  as  the  star 

Autumnal,  of  all  stars  at  dead  of  night 

Conspicuous  most,  and  named  Orion's  Dog. 

Brightest  it  shines,  but  ominous,  and  dire 

Disease  portends  to  miserable  man  ; 

So  beam'd  Achilles'  armour  as  he  flew. 

SOTHEBY. 

Then  rush'd  to  Troy,  in  fury  of  his  speed  : 
Thus  rushes  with  his  car  a  conquering  steed, 
Who,  at  full  stretch,  as  conscious  of  his  prize, 
To  the  near  goal  along  the  level  flies  : 
Thus  flew  Pelides— him  the  king  perceived, 
Him  flashing  on,  first  saw,  and  sorely  grieved—- 
Saw him  resplendent,  like  Orion's  star, 
Whose  beams  at  autumn,  radiant  from  afar, 
Mid  heaven's  innumerous  host,  at  dead  of  night, 
Pales  all  their  lustre  with  surpassing  light : 
Terrific  sign  !  whose  unremitted  blaze 
Pours  in  the  fever'd  blood  its  fiery  rays  : 
Thus  as  th'  Avenger  rush'd,  a  dazzjing  light 
Flash'd  from  Pelides'  arms  on  Priam's  sight. 

All  good.    But  no  time  this  for  nourishment,  and  implores  her  hero 

criticism.     See  !   hark !   loud  wail-  to  cope  not  with  that  dreadful  adver- 

ing  on  the  battlements  the  hoary  sary! 

king.     What  heart-and-soul-rending  «  So  they  with  prayers  importuned  and 
beseechings  and  supplications  on  his  with  tears 

Hector  to  shun  death  !  Hecuba,  too,  Their  son,  but  him  sway'd  not :  unmoved 
bares  before  her  son,  in  sight  of  all  he  stood, 

the  people,  the  bosom  that  gave  him  Expecting  vast  Achilles,  now  at  hand." 


1832.]  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  ]  47 

For  Achilles  had  seen  him,  as  soon  near  the  goal,  had  shot  to  the  slaugh- 

as  Apollo  disappeared,  the  Trojan's  ter.  Achilles  was  like  the  star  Orion, 

guardian-god — and  on  the   instant,  How  looked  Hector  ? 
like   car-whirling   steed    victorious 

NORTH. 

Nor  prevailed  they  over  the  spirit  of  Hector, 
But  he  awaited  the  vast  (^x^m)  Achilles  approaching  nearer, 
As  when  a  mountainous*  (£.  e.  savage)  serpent  at  its  haunt  a  man  awaits, 
Fed  on  baneful  poisons,  and  dread  fury  enters  it, 
And  hideously  it  looks,  coiling  itself  around  its  haunt; 
In  like  manner,  Hector,  having  confidence  unquenchable,  withdrew  not, 
But,  placing  his  bright  shield  against  a  projecting  turret, 
His  own  mighty  spirit  he  addressed. 

CHAPMAN. 

And  now  drew  deadly  near 

Mighty  Achilles ;  yet  he  still  kept  deadly  station  there. 
Look  how  a  dragon,  when  she  sees  a  traveller  bent  upon 
Her  breeding  den,  her  bosom  fed  with  fell  contagion, 
Gathers  her  forces,  sits  him  firm,  and  at  his  nearest  pace 
Wraps  all  her  cavern  in  her  folds,  and  thrusts  a  horrid  face 
Out  at  his  entry ;  Hector  so,  with  unextinguish'd  spirit, 
Stood  great  Achilles,  stirr'd  no  foot,  but  at  the  prominent  turret 
Bent  to  his  bright  shield,  and  resolved  to  bear  fall'n  heaven  upon  it, 

POPE. 

Resolved  he  stands,  and  with  a  fiery  glance 
Expects  the  hero's  terrible  advance. 
So,  roll'd  up  in  his  den,  the  swelling  snake 
Beholds  the  traveller  approach  the  brake ; 
When,  fed  with  noxious  herbs,  his  turgid  veins 
Have  gather'd  half  the  poison  of  the  plains ; 
He  burns,  he  stiffens  with  collected  ire, 
And  his  red  eyeballs  glow  with  living  fire. 
Beneath  a  turret  on  his  shield  reclined 
He  stood,  and  question'd  thus  his  mighty  mind. 

COWPER. 

—  Unmoved  he  stood, 

Expecting  vast  Achilles  now  at  hand. 
As  some  huge  serpent  in  a  cave,  that  feeds 
On  baneful  drugs,  and  swells  with  deadliest  ire, 
A  traveller  approaching,  coils  himself 
Around  his  den,  and  hideous  looks  abroad, 
So  Hector,  fill'd  with  confidence  untamed, 
Fled  not,  but  placing  his  bright  shield  against 
A  buttress,  with  his  noble  heart  conferr'd. 

SOTHEBY. 

Confiding  in  his  strength,  their  dauntless  son 
Surveyed  the  mighty  man,  and  staid  his  coming  on. 
As  in  his  cavern,  nigh  the  wanderer's  way, 
Gorged  with  rank  herbs,  a  dragon  waits  his  prey, 
And  rolling  in  his  wrath  the  den  around, 
Eyes  when  to  strike,  and  watches  where  to  wound; 
Thus,  fill'd  with  unextinguishable  fire, 
Brave  Hector  stood,  disdaining  to  retire ; 
Against  a  buttress  his  bright  shield  reclined, 
And  inly  communed  with  his  noble  mind. 

All  good.  But  no  time  for  criticism,  that  his  hour  is  come.  Well  may 
For  we — too-— as  if  he  were  our  bro-  Priam  and  Hecuba  tear  their  grey 
ther— tremble  for  Hector !  We  feel  locks  !  But  where  is  Andromache  ? 


Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V. 


148 

Buried  in  her  palace — that  the  thick 
walls  may  deaden  the  horror  breathed 
from  the  field  where  her  husband 
lights.  Too  sacred  a  thing  was  such 
sorrow  as  hers  to  Homer's  soul,  to 
suffer  the  Bard  of  Nature  to  smite  it 
with  such  affliction  as  the  sight  of 
him  alive,  and  about  to  die,  under  the 
hands  of  that  inexorable  homicide. 
He  mentions  her  not;  but  all  the 
people  thought  of  her  then — and  how 
many  million  eyes  have  since  wept 
for  her,  unnamed  at  that  catastrophe ! 
We  remember  the  parting  between 
lier  and  her  hero — her  hopes  and  her 
fears — her  tears  and  her  smiles — as 
their  Astyauax  hung  back  alarmed 
from  the  waving  crest  of  his  father. 
At  this  moment  her  once  prophetic 
soul  has  lost  its  gifted  vision — and 
she  is  dreaming  of  his  return! 

But  how  fares  it  now  with  the  no- 
ble Hector  ?  Not  unheard  had  been 
the  outcries  of  his  parents — for  Hec- 
tor to  them  was  jrious,  as  he  was  to 
the  gods.  For  their  sakes  he  desired 
to  live— and  think  ye,  that  at  that 
moment,  though  he  names  not  her 
name,  that  the  image  of  his  Andro- 
mache came  not  across  him  with  As- 
tyanax  on  her  "  fragrant  bosom  ?"  But 
Polydamas  would  reproach  him — if 
now  he  shunned  the  combat — Poly- 
damas, who  bade  him  lead  the  Tro- 
jans back  that  last  calamitous  night 
"  In  which  Achilles  rose  to  arms  again!" 
Man  and  matron — base  and  brave 
alike — Avill  dishonour  Hector  as  the 
cause  of  all  that  slaughter — if  he  slay 
not  or  be  slain  by  Achilles.  Shall 
he  then  seek  to  parley  with  the  king 
of  the  Myrmidons,  and  offer  to  re- 
store Helen  to  the  sons  of  Atreus, 
and  all  the  treasures  Paris  brought 
with  her  in  his  fleet  to  Troy  ?  Perish 
all  such  thoughts—let  them  meet  at 


[Feb. 


once  in  mortal  combat,  and  leave  the 
victory  in  the  hands  of  Jove!  So  com- 
muned Hector  with  his  own  heart; 
nor  can  we  imagine  words  more 
affecting  than  are  Homer's  in  this 
place — in  the  divine  skill  of  Genius, 
instructed  by  the  nobility  of  nature. 
He  shews  us  a  hero  struggling  against 
fear — and  at  last  overcome — taking 
to  flight — and  yet  still  a  hero.  Should 
any  one  deny  it — he  may  depend  up- 
on it  that  he  is  himself  a  coward  — 
and  what  is  worse — a  blockhead. 

Not  so  thought  Homer — not  so 
thought  the  immortal  gods.  They 
saw  Hector  flying  before  Achilles — 
as  flies  a  dove  before  a  hawk — a 
fawn  before  a  hound,  "  as  trembling 
she  skulks  among  the  shrubs" — and 
yet  they  despised  him  not — but  they 
pitied  the  hero.  The  sire  of  gods 
exclaimed — 

"  Ah !  I  behold  a  warrior  dear  to  me 
Around  the  walls  of  Ilium  driven,  and 

grieve 
For  Hector !  who  the  thighs  of  fatted 

bulls 

On  yonder  heights  of  Ida  many-valed 
Burn'd  oft  to  me,  and  in  the  heights  of 

Troy. 

But  him  Achilles,  glorious  chief,  around 
The  city  walls  of  Piiam  now  pursues. 
Think  then,  ye  gods,  delay  not  to  decide  ; 
Shall  we  preserve,  or  leave  him  now  to 

fall, 
Brave  as  he  is,  by  Peleus'  mighty  son  ?" 

So  said  Jupiter — and  therefore  it  sig- 
nifies nothing  what  says  Jew  Peter. 
But  we  are  hurried  away  by  our 
scorn  of  hypocrisy; — look  at  Achil- 
les ere  Hector  flies,  and  then  at  the 
Flight  and  the  Pursuit,  all  of  which 
you  must  be  contented  with  in 
our  prose — for  we  have  not  room 
always  to  quote  all  the  great  trans- 
lators. 


These  (thoughts)  he  revolved  while  tarrying  :  but  near  to  him  came  Achilles, 

Equal  to  the  helm-shaking  warrior  Mars, 

Over  his  right  shoulder  brandishing  the  Pelian  spear 

Terrible :  and  around  him  shone  the  brass  like  to  the  flash 

Of  blazing  fire,  or  of  the  rising  sun. 

Hector,  therefore,  when  he  saw  (him),  trembling  seized,  nor  dared  he 

There  remain,  but  left  the  gates,  and  flying  went. 

The  son  of  Peleus,  to  his  swift  feet  trusting,  rushed  after, 

Like  as  a  falcon  on  the  mountains,  the  swiftest  of  birds, 

Darts  easily  on  a  trembling  dove : 

But  it  flies  aslant ;  and  he  near-at-hand  shrill  screaming, 

Rushes  frequently,  and  his  appetite  impels  him  to  take  her  : 

Thus  eagerly  indeed  did  he  (Achilles)  flee  on  him  directly:  trembling,  fled  Hector 

Under  the  walls  of  the  Trojans,  and  plied  his  agile  limbs. 


1832.]  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V. 

But  they  paut  the  prospect-mount  and  the  wind-exposed  fig-tree, 

Out-from-beneath  the  wall  along  the  chariot  road  rushed  on  : 

To  the  beautiful-flowing  fountains  they  came,  where  springs 

Two  (in  number)  up-rise  from  the  gyrating  Scamander. 

The  one  with  tepid  waters  flows,  and  around  a  smoke 

Arises  from  it,  as  from  flaming  fire. 

But  the  other  in  summer  even  out-rushes,  like  to  hail 

Or  cold  snow,  or  crystallized  water  (Kgv<rruX*.u,) 

There  near-by  them  are  broad  washing  tanks, 

Beautiful,  of-stone,  where  their  gorgeous  robes, 

The  Trojan  dames,  and  their  daughters  fair,  were-wont-to-wash 

Erst  in  time  of  peace,  ere  the  sons  of  the  Greeks  had  come. 


149 


The  moment  Homer's  imagination 
re-creates  Achilles,  he  re-appears  ter- 
rible, and  more  terrible,  his  figure  and 
his  aspect  sublimed  by  more  tran- 
scendent imagery,  borrowed  from 
the  great  phenomena  of  earth  and 
heaven.  Stars,  comets,  moon,  and 
sun — and  no  objects  less  glorious 
— are  made  to  aggrandize  the  hero  of 
the  Iliad ;  and  yet  the  same  images 
are  always,  in  something  mighty, 
when  applied  to  him,  new;  as,  in- 
deed, to  the  eye  of  a  poet,  they  are 
always  new,  even  in  themselves — 
no  two  sunrises,  or  sunsets,  being 
identical  to  the  vision  of  a  "Maker." 
The  Apparition  that  puts  Hector  to 
flight,  is  the  most  insupportable  of 
all  |  and,  though  seen  from  afar,  felt, 
on  its  close  approach,  sudden  as  su- 
pernatural. More  deadly  is  he,  thus 
opposed,  Mars  to  mortal,  than  when 
the  whole  army  fled  before  him ; — 
there  is  intenser  concentration  of 
terror  in  his  armour,  "  like  lightning, 
or  like  flame,  or  like  the  sun  ascend- 
ing." Had  Hector  not  fled,  Homer 
had  nodded  when  broad  awake.  The 
Prince  of  Troy  would  not  have  fled 
from  Ajax,  the  son  of  Telamon,  nor 
from  Diomed,  who,  when  Achilles 
lay  in  his  wrath  among  his  ships,  was 
thought  equal  to  Achilles,  nor  from 
Agamemnon,  king  of  men.  But  there 
was  one,  in  presence  of  whose  spear 
no  hero  might  abide — before  whom 
the  river  gods  themselves  quailed, 
"  and  hid  themselves  among  their 
reedy  banks ;"  and  at  close  of  that 
combat,  in  which  he  shone  brightest 
even  in  the  midst  of  the  celestials,  it 
was  inevitable  in  nature,  that  even  the 
defender  of  his  country  should  be  ap- 
palled. For  he  was  not  goddess-born; 
bright  indeed  were  the  arms  he  wore 
— once  worn  by  Achilles — but  what 
were  they  to  the  Vulcanian  panoply, 
at  whose  sound,  as  Thetis  let  them 
fall  at  her  son's  feet,  fear  "  bowed 
the  astonished  souls"  of  the  Myr- 


midons ?  It  would  have  been  most 
unnatural  for  man  of  woman  born 
not  to  fly.  Then,  how  absorbed 
is  all  that  might  have  been  in 
any  way  degrading  in  the  emotion 
inspired  by  the  Destroyer  !  Most 
mournful  but  magnificent  picture ! 
King  and  queen  shrieking  in  their 
old  age,  about  to  be  utterly  desolate, 
from  the  doomed  city  walls  that 
quake  to  the  dreadful  voice  of  that 
Invincible  !  All  the  power  within 
silent ;  and  the  gods  themselves 
looking  down,  and  descending  to 
decide  the  final  issue  of  the  ten  years' 
strife — for  Troy  was  to  fall  with 
Hector,  and  Ilion  to  be  shorn  of  her 
towery  diadem.  As  for  Achilles, 
he  saw  not — heard  not  Priam  and 
Hecuba — he  cared  not  in  his  passion 
even  for  the  gods.  His  eyes  were 
all  on  Hector. 

"  The  son  of  Peleus,  as  he  ran,  his  brows 
Shaking,  forbade  the  Grecians  to  dismiss 
A  dart  at  Hector,  lest  a  meaner  hand 
Should  pierce  him,  and  USURP  THE  FORE- 
MOST PRAISE." 

So  blent  into  one  in  his  fiery  spi- 
rit were  Revenge  and  the  Love  of 
Glory. 

Apollo  still  strove  to  save  his  be- 
loved prince  ;  but  now,  balancing 
his  golden  scales,  Jove  placed  in 
each  a  lot— one  Achilles,  and  one 
consigning  Hector  to  the  shades. 

"  Seized  by  the  central  hold,  lie  poised  the 

beam  ; 

Down  went  the  fatal  day  of  Hector,  down 
To  Hades,  and  Apollo  left  his  side." 

The  blue-eyed  Pallas  exultingly 
cried  to  Achilles  that  he  should  re- 
turn, "  crowned  with  great  glory,  to 
the  fleet  of  Greece,"  for  that  not 
even  could  the  King  of  radiant  shafts 
himself  now  save  the  life  of  Hector, 
not  even  were  Apollo  to  roll  himself 
in  supplication  at  the  feet  of  the 


laO  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  [Feb. 

Thunderer.  By  her  deceived,  Hector     seem  to  our  ears  to  speak  well— thus 
turns  and  faces  Achilles.  The  heroes     —in  our  Greek-resembling  English— 

Thee  no  more,  son  of  Peleus,  shall  I  fly  as  before  • 

Thrice  around  Priam's  mighty  city  have  I  fled,  nor  ever  durst  I 

Await  thy  onset ; — but  now  doth  my  spirit  impel  me 

To  withstand  thee — slay  I,  or  be  slain. 

But  come  now,  call  we  the  gods  (to  testify),  for  they  the  best 

Witnesses  and  guardians  of  covenants  shall  he. 

Not  savagely  will  I  dishonour  thee,  if  to  me  Jupiter 

Vouchsafe  a  steady-fought-victory  (xa^ovi'nv),  and  I  shall  take  away  thy  life : 

But  when  I  shall  have  despoil'd  thee  of  thy  illustrious  arms,  Achilles, 

Thy  corse  to  the  Greeks ,will  I  restore  :   do  thou  so  likewise." 

Him  eyeing  sternly,  the  swift-footed  Achilles  address'd — 

"  Hector,  thou  never-to-be-forgotten  one,  speak  not  to  me  of  covenants;. 

As  between  lions  and  men  there  are  no  faithful  covenants,— - 

Nor  have  wolves  and  lambs  a  same-thinking  disposition, 

But  perpetually  are  plotting  evil  to  each  other ; 

In  like  manner  it  cannot  be  that  I  and  thou  can  have  friendship,  nor  between  us 

Can  covenants  exist,  until  one  of  us  prostrate 

Shall  satisfy  with  his  blood  Mars,  the  indefatigable  warrior. 

Call  to  mind  (thy)  every-kind  of  valour :   much  now  it  behove*  thee 

To  be  a  combatant,  and  a  doughty  warrior. 

There  is  no  escape  for  thee  more  ;  thee  forthwith  Pallas  Minerva 

By  my  spear  subdues :  now  at  once  shalt  thou  expiate  all 

The  agonies  of  my  companions — whom  with  the  spear  in  thy  fury  thou  did'st  slay." 

The  combat — though  we  know  it  set  fire  to  the  fleet.  It  has  been  said 
must  be  fatal  to  Hector— is  not  felt  that  Homer  was  partial  to  Hector, 
to  be  altogether  hopeless  on  his  part,  So  are  all  men.  But  believe  us  when 
because  of  the  uplifting  of  pur  spirits  we  say,  that  his  favourite  was  Achilles, 
by  the  return  of  his  heroism  to  its  He  in  all  things  was  the  greater  spirit, 
former  high  pitch,  and  because  of  the  From  whom  would  he  have  fled? 
love  and  admiration  with  which  we  Not  from  Mars  and  Bellona.  One 
regard  his  character,  that  has  sustain-  qualm  of  fear  would  have  destroyed 
ed  no  loss  from  his  god-driven  flight  that  transcendent  ideal  of  uncon- 
thrice  round  the  towers  of  the  city  querable  will.  But  he  was  invulner- 
which  his  valour  was  unavailing  to  able.  Would  that  in  our  boyhood  we 
save.  There  is  now  glory  accumu-  had  never  been  confounded  by  that 
lated  on  glory  around  each  illustrious  lie!  He  was  of  all  the  heroes  who 
crest.  Hector's  has  not  been  "  shorn  fought  before  Troy  the  sole  Doom'd 
of  its  beams  "  by  any  disgrace.  His  Man,  yet  never  knew  he  fear  within 
flight  is  more  than  forgiven;  and  we  the  perpetual  shadows  of  death.  But 
admire  him  more  now  than  when  he  again  behold  Achilles ! 

NORTH. 

Achilles  too  rush'd  forward,  and  his  soul  he  fill'd  with  anger 
Savage,  and  his  breast  his  shield  o'er-spread, 
Beautiful,  Djedalean  :  with  his  shining  helm  he  nodded 
Four-coned,  waved  were  the  beautiful  hairs 
Of-gold,  which  in  profusion  Vulcan  around  the  crest  had  placed. 
Such  as  when  among  the  stars  at  the  milking-time  of  night  comes  forth  the  star 
Hesperus,*  which  is  placed  in  the  firmament  the  brightest  star; 
In  like  manner  beam'd  (the  light)  from  the  well-pointed  spear  which  Achilles 
Brandish'd  in  his  right-hand,  planning  evil  to  the  noble  Hector, 
Looking-into  his  beautiful  body,  where  it  might  yield  (to  the  spear-point)  most  easily. 

CHAPMAN. 

So  fell  in  Hector ;  and  at  him  Achilles ;  his  mind's  fare 

Was  fierce  and  mighty;  his  shield  cast  a  sun-like  radiance  ; 

Helm  nodded  ;  and  his  four  plumes  shook ;  and  when  he  raised  his  lance, 

Up  Hesperus  rose  'mongst  th'  evening  stars  !   His  bright  and  sparkling  eyes 

Look't  through  the  body  of  his  foe,  &c. 

POPE. 

Nor  less  Achilles  his  fierce  soul  prepares ; 
Before  his  breast  the  flaming  shield  he  bears, 

*  Yid,  Milton—"  Hesperus,  that  led  the  starry  host,"  &c. 


1832.]  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  151 

Refulgent  orb  !   Above  his  fourfold  cone 
The  gilded  horse-hair  sparkled  in  the  sun, 
Nodding  at  every  step  :    (Vulcanian  frame  I) 
And  as  he  moved  his  figure  seem'd  on  flame. 
As  radiant  Hesper  shines  with  keener  light, 
Far-beaming  o'er  the  silver  host  of  night, 
When  all  the  starry  train  enblaze  the  sphere  : 
So  shone  the  point  of  great  Achilles'  spear. 
In  his  right  hand  he  waves  the  weapon  round, 
Eyes  the  whole  man,  and  meditates  the  wound. 

COWPER. 

Achilles  opposite,  with  fellest  ire, 
Full-fraught  came  on  ;  his  shield,  with  various  art 
Divine  portray'd,  o'erspread  his  ample  chest, 
And  on  his  radiant  crest  terrific  waved, 
By  Vulcan  spun,  his  crest  of  bushy  gold. 
Bright  as,  among  the  stars,  the  star  of  all 
Most  splendid,  Hesperus,  at  midnight  moves, 
So  in  the  right  hand  of  Achilles  beam'd 
His  brandish'd  spear,  while,  meditating  woe 
To  Hector,  he  explored  his  noble  form, 
Seeking  where  he  was  vulnerable  most. 

SOTHEBY. 

Thus  Hector  rush'd,  and  as  he  onward  flew, 
The  Son  of  Peleus  gloried  at  the  view : 
Before  his  breast,  with  outstretch'd  arm  upraised, 
The  shield  that  brightly  in  its  horror  blazed : 
And,  while  his  heart  boil'd  with  o'erflowing  ire, 
Rush'd  like  the  fierceness  of  consuming  fire. 
On  as  th'  avenger  in  his  terror  trod, 
His  casque,  four-coned,  the  wonder  of  the  God, 
In  restless  motion  round  about  him  roll'd 
The  fulness  of  its  hairs  that  blazed  with  gold. 
As  Hesper's  star,  the  brightest  of  the  bright, 
Outshines  heaven's  radiant  host  at  dead  of  night : 
Thus,  vibrated  aloft,  the  Pelian  lance 
Shot  from  its  sharpen'd  point  the  lightning  glance, 
While  stern  Achilles  keenly  eyed  the  foe, 
And  paused  upon  the  meditated  blow. 

All  the  versions  are  very  noble—  is  driven  through  his  throat— but  it 

Chapman's  the  most  so — then  per-  takes  not  from  Hector — now  lying  in 

haps  Sotheby's,  which  is  more  liberal  the   dust — the  power  of  utterance, 

than  usual,  but  splendid; — but  take  You  must  be  contented   with  the 

your  choice  of  the  four,  heroic  read-  colloquy  in  prose — perhaps  it  may 

er  of  Homer.    Such  combat   soon  be  felt  more  touching  so  than  in 

comes  to  a  close.  The  "  ashen  beam"  "  numerous  verse." 

NORTH. 

In  the  dust,  therefore,  he  fell,  and  over  him  gloried  the  illustrious  Achilles,— 
"  Once  wert  thou  wont  to  think,  Hector,  when  despoiling-the-slain  Patroclus, 
That  thou  should'st  be  safe,  and  nought  stood'st  in  awe  of  me  when  absent. 
Fool !  I,  his  avenger,  mightier  far  (than  thou)  apart, 
At  the  hollow  ships  was  left  behind — 

And  have  unnerved  thy  limbs  :  thee,  indeed,  the  dogs  and  birds  of  prey 
Shall  tear  unseemly,  him  shall  the  Greeks  bury-vvith-due-funeral  rites." 
Him,  the  waving-plume-helm'd  Hector  exhausted,  addressed:  — 
"  By  thy  life,  by  thy  knees,  and  by  thy  parents — thee  I  supplicate; 
Let  not  the  dogs  of  the  Greeks  at  the  hollow  ships  tear-and-devour  me 
Brass  in  abundance,  and  gold,  do  thou  receive 
As  gifts,  which  my  father  and  my  venerable  mother  will  give  thee ; 
But  send  home  my  body, — that  of  a  funeral  pyre,  me, 
When  dead,  the  Trojans  and  Trojan  matrons  may  make  a  partaker." 
Him,  eyeing  sternly,  the  swift-footed  Achilles,  addressed ! — 
'  Dog,  me  supplicate-not-embracing-my-knees,  by  my  knees,  nor  by  my  parents* 
Would  that  my  rage  and  fury  would  by  any  means  permit  me 


152  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  [Feb. 

To  chop  and  devour  thy  raw  flesh,  for  what  thou  hast  done  to  me. 

No — not  even  if  ten  or  twenty-fold-equally-great  ransoms 

Were  they  to  bring  hither  and  place  (in  the  balance),  and  promise  others  besides : 

No,  were  he  even  to  counterpoise  thy  body  with  gold, 

Priam,  the  son  of  Dardanus ; — not  even  thus  should  thy  venerable  mother, 

Having  placed  thee  on  thy  bier,  lament  him  whom  she  bore; 

But  dogs,  and  birds  of  prey,  shall  thoroughly  devour  thee." 

Him,  the  waving-plume-helm'd  Hector  dying,  addressed  : — 

"  Knowing  thee  well,  I  foresaw,  indeed,  that  never  should  I 

Persuade  thee ;  assuredly  within  thee  is  a  spirit  of  steel. 

Beware  now,  lest  towards  thee  I  become  the  subject- of-anger  to  the  gods 

On  that  day,  when  Paris  and  Phoebus  Apollo,  thee, 

Brave  though  thou  be,  shall  destroy  in  the  Scaean  gate." 

Him,  while  thus  speaking,  the  completion  of  death  veil'd  ; 

And  his  spirit  flying  from  his  limbs  to  Ades  descended, — 

Its  fate  bewailing  in  having  left  the  robustness  and  vigour  of  youth. 

Him  also,  when  dead,  the  illustrious  Achilles  address'd  : — 

"  Die  !  fate  will  I  then  receive  whenever 

Jove  may  wish  to  bring  it  about,  and  the  other  immortal  gods." 

He  said,  and  from  the  corpse  he  drew  the  brazen  spear, 

And  placed  it  apart;  and  from  his  (Hector's)  shoulders  forced  away  his  armour, 

Blood-stained;  around  him  hastened  the  other  sons  of  the  Greeks, 

Who  gazed-with-wonder  on  the  size  and  the  grand  form 

Of  Hector :  nor  did  any  approach  without-inflicting-a-wound  (on  the  corpse)  ; 

And  each,  as  he  looked  to  his  neighbour,  thus  spoke  :— 

"  Ha  !  ha  !  assuredly  much  more  gentle  in  being  handled 

Is  Hector,  than  when  he  fired  the  fleet  with  glowing  flames." 

Thus,  indeed,  spoke  each ;  and,  standing  near,  inflicted  wounds. 

This  is  tragical — for  it  is  sur-  the  inexorable  inflamed  Achilles  ? 
charged  with  pity  and  terror.  We  Pope,  whose  notes  are  almost  all 
weep  for  the  dying  Hero,  whose  last 
words  betray  the  anguish  of  nature, 
for  his  own  miserable  fate  even  be- 
yond the  sable  flood, — for  the  wretch- 
edness of  his  father  and  mother,  in 
vain  longing  for  his  corpse,  which  is 
out  of  the  reach  of  ransom.  There  is 
no  savage  spirit  of  revenge  in  the 
prophecy  that  expires  on  his  lips ; — 
it  is  almost  a  passionless  prediction 
of  death  to  one  who  feared  not  death 
— an  enunciation  of  the  will  of  hea- 
ven about  to  be  executed  by  a  god. 
It  adds  to  the  greatness  of  Achilles ; 
for  he  was  not  to  fall  by  the  unaid- 


ed  arrow  of  such  a  person  as  Paris, 
but  to  receive  the  winged  fate  from 
Pho3bus  Apollo ;  and  what  moral  su- 
blimity in  the  answer  of  "  the  dread- 
less  angel !" 

"  Die   Thon  the  first !  when  Jove  anil 

Heaven  ordain-— 
I  follow  thee,  he  said,  and  stripp'd    the 

slain." 

And  what  must  we  say  of  the  be- 
haviour of  the  common  soldiers  ? 
Eustathius  tells  us  that  Homer  intro- 
duces them  wounding  the  dead  body 
of  Hector,  in  order  to  mitigate  the 
cruelties  which  Achilles  exercises 
upon  it ;  for  if  every  common  soldier 
takes  a  pride  in  giving  him  a  wound, 
what  insults  may  we  not  expect  from 


good,  confesses  himself  unable  to 
vindicate  Homer  in  giving  us  such 
an  idea  of  his  countrymen  ;  for  what 
they  say  over  Hector's  body  is  a 
mean  insult,  and  the  stabs  they  give 
it  are  cowardly  and  barbarous.  We 
cannot  deny  the  truth  of  Pope's  re- 
mark. But  vulgar  souls — and  there 
were  many  such,  doubtless,  who 
fought  at  Troy  as  well  as  at  Waterloo 
— are  subject  to  strange  fits  of  vul- 
gar passion;  and  their  own  mean 
nature  will  at  times  suddenly  ooze 
out,  repressed,  for  the  most  part,  by 
the  glorious  deeds,  looks,  and  words 
of  the  Heroes.  They  misunderstood 
the  character  and  conductof  Achilles. 
They  beheld  him  triumphing,  exult- 
ing, insulting,  over  Hector.  But  they 
knew  not,  neither  could  they  con- 
ceive, the  trouble  of  his  soul — to  them 
the  flashings  of  his  eyes  were  a  mys- 
tery— they  comprehended  not,  even 
in  his  agonies,  his  own  sublime  sub- 
mission to  the  decrees  of  heaven.  See- 
ing how,  "  with  visage  all  inflamed," 
Achilles  "  incensed  stood,"  they 
caught  the  contagion  of  his  ire—but 
the  fever  falling  into  baser  blood,  it 
boiled  up  in  unworthy  outrage ;  they 
grew  sarcastic,  and  they  stabbed ; 
and  lo !  Hector  lies  beneath  their 
brutalities, 
"  SmearM  with  goiv,  and  ghastly  pale  !" 


1832.]  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  153 

From  the  height  of  glory,  he  has  never  graced  the  head  of  fallen  hero, 
fallen  into  the  depth  of  degradation ;  Achilles  alone  could  kill — the  mean- 
and  the  contrast  of  the  two  condi-  est  Myrmidons  might  insult  Hector 
tions  is  to  the  utmost  degree  affect-  when  dead,  who  had  all  shunned  his 
ing— the  breast,  on  which  Andro-  path  when  he  was  hewing  it  to  set 
mache  was  wont  to  lay  her  head,  the  ships  on  fire.  Hector  is  con- 
mangled  by  ignoble  hands— the  quered;  but  the  sacred  cause  for 
Prince  of  the  people,  a  naked  corpse  which  he  died  survives ;  the  glory  of 
insulted  by  slaves  !  Had  Shakspeare  his  character  is  immortal.  "  Tell  me 
some  thought  of  this  sort  in  his  not,"  he  once  said,  "  tell  me  not  of 
mind,  when  he  makes  Falstaff  stab  auguries !  Let  your  birds  fly  to  the 
the  dead  body  of  "  Hotspur,  cold-  east  or  the  west— I  care  not  in  this 
spur  ;"  and  shows  us  the  glorious  cause  :  we  obey  the  will  of  Jupiter, 
corpse  of  a  hero  hanging  across  the  who  rules  over  all,  and 
shameful  shoulders  or  a  buffoon  ?  „•?  * . ,  ,  ,  a 

.     ,.       .  Eij  otuvo;  a,titr<r6;  au,vvt<rt>at  <x*{>i  varans* 

But  what  matter  all  these  indigni- 
ties that  idly  seek  to  dishonour  the  The    onc  bf,st  omen  1S  our  country  s 
corpse  ?    It  is  but  a  lump  of  clay. 

The  soul  of  the  Defender  is  beyond  Therefore,  in   spite  of   defeat  and 

and  above  insult,  alike  from  the  base  death,  Hector  is  victorious  still  in 

and  the  brave.     The  ensuing  speech  our  imagination ;  his  waving  crest 

of  Achilles  re-invests  the  corpse  with  may  be  dragged  in  the  dust,  but  the 

grandeur.    "  Let  us  return  to   the  patriot  spirit  sees  it  high  in  air,  not 

hollow  ships,  and  carry  Hector  along  only  unextinguished,  but  uneclipsed, 

with  us!  Great  glory  have  we  won  ;  even  by  the   god-wrought   golden 

we  have  slain  the  illustrious  Hector !  helm  of  Achilles, 

to  whom  the   Trojans,   throughout  But  let  us  look  at  the  Speech  of 

the  city,  as  to  a  God,  were  wont  to  the  Destroyer  in  the  five  translators, 
ofter  prayers."      Nobler   eulogium 

NORTH. 

Him  when  the  powerful-footed,  illustrious  Achilles,  had  despoil'd, 

Standing  among  the  Greeks,  (these)  winged  words  he  utter'd  :  — 

"  Friends,  chiefs  of  the  Greeks,  and  counsellors, 

Since  this  man,  the  gods  have  permitted  (us)  to  subdue, 

(Him')  who  hath  done  more  evil  than  all  the  rest  beside, 

Let  us  on — and  essay  the  city  with  arms, 

That  we  may.  know  the  intention  of  the  Trojans,  what  it  may  be, 

Whether  they  are  to  abandon  the  Acropolis,  since  he  has  fallen  ; 

Or  whether  they  dare  remain,  when  Hector  is  no  more. 

But  why  does  my  mind  revolve  these  things  ? 

(He}  lies  at  the  ships  a  corpse'  unwept,  unburied  ; — 

(My)  Patroclus  !   him  will  I  not  forget,  while  I 

Shall  be  among  the  living,  and  my  knees  move. 

And  though  (the  living)  forget  the  dead  in  Ades, 

I,  for  my  part,  will  remember  my  friend,  even  though  there. 

Come  now,  ye  youths  of  the  Greeks,  chanting  pecans 

Let  us  return  to  the  hollow  ships,  and  carry  him  (Hector)  along  with  us. 

Great  glory  have  we  won  ;  we  have  slain  the  illustrious  Hector, 

TO  whom  the  Trojans  throughout  the  city,  as  to  a  god,  were-wont-to-offer  prayers." 

POPE. 

High  o'er  the  slain  the  great  Achilles  stands, 
Begirt  with  heroes,  and  surrounding  bands, 
And  thus  aloud,  while  all  the  host  attends: 
"  Princes  and  leaders  !  countrymen  and  friends  ! 
Since  now  at  length  the  powerful  will  of  Heaven 
The  dire  destroyer  to  our  arms  has  given, 
Is  not  Troy  fallen  already  ?  Haste,  ye  powers  ! 
See,  if  already  their  deserted  towers 
Are  left  unmann'd  ;  or  if  they  yet  retain 
The  souls  of  heroes,  their  great  Hector  slain  ? 
But  what  is  Troy,  or  glory  what  to  me  ? 
Or  why  reflects  rny  mind  on  aught  but  tKee, 


1,54  Sotfoby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  [Feb. 

Divine  Patroclus  !  Death  has  seal'd  his  eyes  ; 
Unwept,  unhonour'd,  uninterr'd  he  lies  ! 
Can  his  dear  image  from  my  soul  depart, 
Long  as  the  vital  spirit  moves  my  heart  ? 
If,  in  the  melancholy  shades  helow, 
The  flames  of  friends  and  lovers  cease  to  glow, 
Yet  mine  shall  sacred  last ;  mine  undecay'd, 
Borne  on  through  death,  and  animate  my  shade. 
Meanwhile,  ye  sons  of  Greece,  in  triumph  bring 
The  corpse  of  Hector,  and  your  paeans  sing. 
Be  this  the  song,  slow- moving  toward  the  shore, 
<  Hector  is  dead  !  and  Ilion  is  no  more  !'" 

COWPER. 

And  now,  the  body  stripp'd,  their  noble  chief, 

The  swift  Achilles,  standing  in  the  midst, 

The  Grecians  in  wing'd  accents  thus  address'd ; 

"  Friends,  chiefs,  and  senators  of  Argos'  host ! 

Since,  by  the  will  of  Heav'n,  this  man  is  slain, 

Who  harm'd  us  more  than  all  our  foes  beside, 

Essay  we  next  the  city ;  so  to  learn 

The  Trojan  purpose,  if,  this  hero  slain, 

They  will  forsake  the  citadel,  or  still 

Defend  it,  although  Hector  be  no  more. 

But  wherefore  speak  I  thus  ?  still  undeplored, 

Unburied  in  my  fleet  Patroclus  lies ; 

Him  never,  while,  alive  myself,  I  move 

And  mix  with  living  men,  will  I  forget. 

In  Ades,  haply,  they  forget  the  dead, 

Yet  will  not  I  Patroclus,  even  there. 

Now  chanting  pseans,  ye  Achaian  youths  ! 

Return  we  to  the  fleet  with  this  our  prize  ; 

We  have  achieved  great  glory,  we  have  slain 

Illustrious  Hector,  him  whom  Ilium  praised 

In  all  her  gates,  and  as  a  god  revered." 
SOTHEBY. 

"  Princes,  and  leaders,  since,  by  favouring  heav'n, 

To  us  o'er  such  a  foe  this  victory  giv'n, 

This  mighty  man,  whose  force,  surpassing  all, 

Long  injured  Greece,  and  guarded  Ilion's  wall, 

Come,  with  our  battle  gird  in  arms  their  towers, 

So  learn  the  purpose  of  their  hostile  powers, — 

If  they  abandon  Troy,  its  guardian  slain, 

Or,  the  great  Hector  perish'd,  dare  remain  ? 

But  why  thus  commune  ?  still  Patroclus  lies 

Unwept,  ungraced  with  solemn  obsequies. 

Ne'er,  while  I  breathe,  he  sleeps  by  me  forgot, 

Ne'er,  while  remembrance  mine,  remember'd  not. 

E'en  in  the  dark  oblivion  of  the  grave, 

My  soul  with  thine,  sweet  friend,  shall  commune  have. 

Now,  youths !  your  paeans  raise,  now  swell  the  song, 

Lead  to  the  navy,  lead  the  corse  along. 

Great  is  our  glory ;  Hector  breathes  no  more, 

Whom  Ilion  hail'd,  and  wont  as  god  adore." 

Chapman  fails,  and  therefore  we  We  say  he  fails ;  because,  in  such 
do  not  quote  him.  He  is  harsh,  in-  noble  passages,  he  in  general  nobly 
verted,  and  elaborate  overmuch;  nor  succeeds.  Pope  is  magnificent, 
has  his  version  the  majestic  march  Cowper  is  somewhat  tame  in  a  few 
of  the  original.  But,  "  dead,  unde-  lines ;  and  perhaps  his  version  is 
plored,  unsepulchred,  he  lies  at  fleet  throughout  wanting  in  passion ;  but 
unthought  on,"  is  passionate — and  the  close  is  simple  and  stately — so  it 
reminds  one  of  "  unhousel'd,  disap-  seems  to  us — as  in  Homer.  The  last 
pointed,  unanneal'd ;"  and  there  is  a  three  lines  sound  to  our  ears  like 

a  song  of  triumph  in  the  Old  Tes- 
tament.    They  are  heroic  as  if  in 


1832.]  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  155 

the  Book   of    Kings.     Sotheby,   in  heartstrings  of  the  exulting  victor, 

the  first  part  of  his  version,  is  not  and  "  checks  his  thunder  in  mid- 

so  felicitous  as  usual ;  but  the  lines  volley,"  when,  about  to  storm  the 

about  Patroclus  are  more    tender  city,  he  is  struck,  as  it  were,  with 

than  in  any  of  the  other  translations,  palsy  by  the  cold  air  from  the  corpse 

though  we  do  not  think  "  the  dark  of  Patroclus. 

oblivion  of  the  grave"  Homeric,  and  But  rage  rises  again  out  of  grief, 

the  conclusion  breathes  of  the  true  Sorely  mangled  had  been  the  body  of 

Achillean  spirit.     There  is  not  in  all  Patroclus — Achilles  sees  it  in  all  its 

the  Iliad  one  finer  touch — one  bolder  ghastliness — and  shall  it  fare  better 

stroke  of  nature — than  the  sudden  with  the  body  of  Hector  ?     No— let 

revulsion  of  feeling  that  tears  the  there  be  horrid  retribution. 

NORTH. 

He  said,  and  purposed  unseemly  deeds  against  the  illustrious  Hector ; 

Of  both  feet  he  pierced  the  tendons  behind 

From  heel  to  ankle,  and  inserted  thongs  of  ox's  hide, 

And  bound  them  behind  the  chariot ;  but  allowed  the  head  to  be  dragg'd. 

Having  ascended  the  chariot,  and  the  renown'd  arms  up-lifted, 

He  lash'd  (the  horses)  onward  ;  and  they  not  unwilling  flew  ; 

From  (the  corpse)  thus  dragged  rose  dust ;  on  both  sides,  his  hair 

Of-a-dark-hue  was  scattered,  and  his  head  in  the  dust  completely 

Lay,  so  graceful  once ;  then,  indeed,  had  Jupiter  to  foes 

Given  him  to  be  dishonour'd,  in  his  own  native  land. 

CHAPMAN. 

This  said ;  a  work  not  worthy  him,  he  set  to ;  of  both  feet 
He  bored  the  nerves  through,  from  the  heel  to  th'  ankle  ;  and  then  knit 
Both  to  the  chariot,  with  a  thong  of  whitleather  ;  his  head 
Trailing  the  centre.      Up  he  got  to  chariot,  where  he  laid 
The  arms  repurchas't,  and  scourged  on  his  horse  that  freely  flew, 
A  whirlwind  made  of  startled  dust  drave  with  them  as  they  drew  ; 
With  which  were  all  his  black-brown  curls,  knotted  in  heaps,  and  filed. 
And  there  lay  Troy's  late  Gracious,  by  Jupiter  exiled 
To  all  disgrace,  in  his  own  land,  and  by  his  parents'  care,  &c. 

POPE. 

Then  his  fell  soul  a  thought  of  vengeance  bred, 

Unworthy  of  himself  and  of  the  dead. 

The  nervous  ankles  bored,  his  feet  he  bound 

With  thongs  inserted  through  the  double  wound  ; 

There  fixed  up  high  behind  the  rolling  wain, 

His  graceful  head  was  trail'd  along  the  plain. 

Proud  on  the  car  th'  insulting  victor  stood, 

And  bore  aloft  his  arms  distilling  blood. 

He  smites  the  steeds  ;  the  rapid  chariot  flies  ; 

The  sudden  clouds  of  circling  dust  arise. 

Now  lost  is  all  that  formidable  air ; 

The  face  divine  and  long-descending  hair 

Purple  the  ground,  and  streak  the  sable  sand ; 

Deform'd,  dishonour'd  in  his  native  land  ! 

Given  to  the  rage  of  an  insulting  throng, 

And  in  his  parents'  sight  now  dragg'd  along  ! 
COWPER. 

He  said  ;  then  purposing  dishonour  vile 

To  noble  Hector,  both  his  feet  he  bored 

From  heel  to  ankle,  and  inserting  thongs, 

Them  tied  behind  his  chariot,  but  his  head 

Left  unsustain'd  to  trail  along  the  ground. 

Ascending  next,  the  armour  at  his  side 

He  placed,  then  lash'd  the  steeds  ;  they  willing  flew. 

Thick  rose  the  dust,  as  with  his  sable  locks 

He  swept  the  ground  ;  his  head,  so  graceful  once, 

Plough'd  deep  the  dust ;  to  such  dishonour  Jove 

That  day  consign 'd  him  on  his  native  plain. 

SOTHEBY. 

Then  with  unmanly  gash,  dishonouring  gored 
The  feet  of  Hector,  and  their  tendons  bored  j 


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With  leathern  thongs  behind  his  chariot  bound, 
And  left  the  head  to  trail  along  the  ground  ; 
Sprung  in  his  seat,  the  arms  in  order  placed, 
And  lash'd  the  willing  steeds  that  swiftly  raced  : 
From  the  dragg'd  corse  the  dust  in  clouds  upflew, 
The  dark  clay  grim'd  his  locks  of  sable  hue  ; 
Arid  that  once  beauteous  head,  half  hid  in  earth, 
Tore,  as  it  trail'd,  that  soil  which  gave  him  birth. 
So  Jove,  who  oft  had  o'er  him  stretch'd  his  hand, 
Dishonour'd  Hector  in  his  native  land. 


Ay — this  was  indeed  "purposing 
unseemly  deeds  against  the  illustri- 
ous Hector,"  and  horridly  carrying 
them  into  execution.  But  one  single 
moment  before,  and  Achilles  was 
commanding  his  Myrmidons  to  lift 
along  the  body  of  Hector  to  the  hol- 
low ships,  himself  leading  the  song 
of  triumph.  "  Great  glory  have  we 
won — we  have  slain  the  illustri- 
ous Hector— to  whom  the  Trojans, 
throughout  the  city,  as  to  a  god  were 
wont  to  offer  prayers  !"  Now  whelm- 
ed in  dust,  the  corpse  is  dragged  at 
his  chariot  wheels — while  the  mo- 
ther-queen, standing  on  the  battle- 
ments, fills  the  air  with  shrieks,  and 
casting  far  aside  her  lucid  veil,  flings 
her  hairs  by  handfuls  from  the  roots, 
and  his  father  weeps  aloud,  and  all 
around,  long,  long  lamentations  are 
heard  through  the  streets  of  Troy, 
"  Not  fewer,  or  less  piercing,  than  if  flames 
Had  wrapt  all  Ilium  to  her  topmost 
towers  !" 

And  Andromache,  who,  in  her  cham- 
ber at  the  palace- top,  was  framing  a 
splendid  texture,  on  either  side  with 
flowers  of  various  hues  all  dazzling 
bright,  and  had  given  command  to 
her  maidens  to  encompass  an  ample 
vase  with  fire,  that  a  bath  might  be 
prepared  for  Hector  on  his  return 
from  battle,  hears  the  voice  of  the 
queen-mother !  so  piercing-shrill  it 
was,  in  her  agony  the  shuttle  falls 
from  her  fingers,  and  she  knows  of 
a  truth  that  her  Hector  is  dead.  She 
crests  the  tower — and  then  indeed 
she  sees  him  in  front  of  Ilium,  whirl- 
ed in  such  shameful  guise,  away  to- 
wards the  Grecian  fleet.  But  what 
cared  Achilles  for  all  that  mortal  mi- 
sery ?  He  knew  it  not.  Deaf  in  his 
own  distraction,  he  heard  not  theirs  ; 
his  passion  was  concentrated  on  two 
dead  bodies — Patroclusand  Hector; 
love  and  hate,  ruth  and  rage,  pity 
and  ferocity,  each  with  its  scalding 
tears;  unforgiving  was  he,  without 
mercy  and  without  remorse ;  and  as 
the  axle  of  his  chariot  glowed,  and 


unimpeded  were  the  wheels  by  the 
accursed  corse,  so  burned  his  spirit 
in  the  terrible  turmoil  of  its  insatiate 
revenge. 

Let  us  take*relief  from  all  this  mi- 
sery in  a  small  bit  of  what  is  called 
Philosophical  Criticism.  Aristotle, the 
best  of  critics  — and  Eustathius,  not 
one  of  the  worst — have  made  each  a 
remark  on  this  combat,  which  seem  to 
us  scarcely  worthy  such  philosophers. 
Aristotle  says,  according  to  Pope, 
"  the  wonderful  ought  to  have  place 
in  Tragedy,  but  still  more  in  Epic 
Poetry,  wliicli  proceeds  in  this  point 
evento  theunreasonable;foras  inEpic 
Poems  one  sees  not  the  persons  acting, 
so  whatever  passes  the  bounds  of  rea- 
son is  proper  to  produce  the  admira- 
ble and  the  marvellous.  For  example, 
what  Homer  says  of  Hector  pursued 
by  Achilles,  would  appear  ridiculous 
on  the  stage ;  for  the  spectators  could 
not  forbear  laughing  to  see  on  one 
side  the  Greeks  standing  without  any 
motion,  and,  on  the  other,  Achilles 
pursuing  Hector,  and  making  signs 
to  the  troops  not  to  dart  at  him.  But 
all  this  does  not  appear  when  we  read 
the  poem ;  for  what  is  wonderful  is 
always  agreeable,  and  as  a  proof  of 
it,  we  find  that  they  who  relate  any 
thing  usually  add  something  to  the 
truth,  that  it  may  the  better  please 
those  who  hear  it."  This  is  misera- 
ble murder  of  Aristotle — especially 
the  barbarity  in  italics— and  we  quote 
it  as  an  example  of  the  style  of  treat- 
ment it  has  been  his  fate  to  receive 
alike  from  friends  and  foes..  Take 
Twining's  version— which  is  sense. 
"  The  surprising  is  necessary  in  Tra- 
gedy ;  but  the  Epic  Poem  goes  far- 
ther^ and  admits  even  the  improbable 
and  incredible^  from  which  the  highest 
degree  of  the  surprising  results,  be- 
cause there  the  action  is  not  seen" 
What  follows  it  is  needless  to  quote, 
as  Pope's  translation  gives,  general- 
ly, the  sense  of  the  original,  with  con- 
siderable confusion.  But  the  ques- 
tion is,  would  the  Flight  and  Pur- 


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1832.] 

suit  appear  ridiculous  on  the  stage  ? 
Twining  thinks  "  the  idea  of  stop- 
ping a  whole  army  by  a  nod  or  shake 
of  the  head,"  (a  circumstance,  he 
says,  distinctly  mentioned  by  Homer, 
but  sunk  in  Mr  Pope's  version,)"  was 
perhaps  the  absurdity  here  princi- 
pally meant ;  and  that,  if  this  whole 
Homeric  scene  were  represented  on 
our  stage,  in  the  best  manner  pos- 
sible, there  can  be  no  doubt  that  the 
effect  would  justify  Aristotle's  ob- 
servation. It  would  certainly  set  the 
audience  in  a  roar."  Pye  again,  who 
is  in  general  empty,  and  on  Twi- 
ning extremely  crusty,  says  sensibly 
enough  here,  that  he  "  cannot  possi- 
bly conceive  that  the  idea  of  stop- 
ping an  army  by  the  nod  of  a  head, 
could  be  the  absurdity  meant  by 
Aristotle,  or  that  there  could  have 
been  any  thing  more  absurd  in  an 
army  stopping  at  a  nod  of  the  head 
in  the  theatre,  than  by  the  single 
word  halt  in  Hyde  Park."  Pope 
seems  to  have  entirely  missed  the 
meaning  of  Aristotle,  whatever  that 
may  have  been — who,  he  says,"  was 
so  far  from  looking  on  this  passage 
as  ridiculous  or  blamable,  that  he 
esteemed  it  admiraBle  and  marvel- 
lous." True,  he  did  so  esteem  it,  oc- 
curring as  it  does  in  the  Epopee ;  but 
had  it  happened  in  Tragedy,  then,  he 
says,  it  would  have  been  ridiculous ; 
and  the  question  is,  why  ?  The  an- 
swer seems  to  be,  "  it  would  have 
been  ridiculous  to  see  on  the  stage 
the  army  standing  still ;"  and  so  it 
Avould,  thinks  Twining — so  it  would 
not,  thinks  Pye— and  so  it  would  not, 
thinks  North.  Pye  gives  the  rationale. 
"  The  defect  mentioned  by  Aristotle 
lies  deeper ;  for  he,  in  the  next  chap- 
ter, mentions  this  identical  circum- 
stance as  a  general  error  against  pro- 
bability, excusable  only  as  it  renders 
the  scene  more  interesting.  To  us, 
who  are  used  to  the  point  of  honour 
in  military  affairs,  this  improbability 
does  not  appear.  But  the  ancients 
made  war  on  a  different  plan. 
*"  *  ***** 

The  ancients  looked  on  this  action 
of  Achilles  as  censurable  on  the 
ground  of  rashness — which  appears 
from  a  remark  on  it  in  Plutarch's 
Life  of  Pompey,  where,  speaking  of 
a  rash  action  of  Pompey,  in  assisting 
the  Cretan  pirates  merely  to  deprive 
Metellus  of  a  triumph,  he  compares 
this  action— which  he  calls  rather 


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the  exploit  of  a  mad  boy,  intoxicated 
with  the  love  of  fame,  than  of  a 
brave  man."  Pye  adds, "  in  deference 
to  the  opinion  of  Plutarch,  it  does 
not  appear  that  Achilles  was  actua- 
ted by  the  love  of  fame,  but  the  wish 
to  monopolize  the  revenge  of  his 
friend's  death."  And  we,  in  defer- 
ence to  the  opinion  of  Pye,  say  that 
Pye  is  mistaken,  for  we  have  seen 
that  Achilles  is  inspired  by  both 
passions,  which  Homer  makes  him 
tell  us  in  the  clearest  and  boldest 
words.  Therefore,  Aristotle,  Plu- 
tarch, Pope,  Twining,  and  Pye,  are 
all  wrong — Homer  and  North,  as 
usual,  all  right ;  for,  though  it  is  true 
that  it  was  not  exactly  a  pitched 
single  combat,  in  which  case  any  as- 
sistance from  the  army  would  have 
been  wicked,  and  not  ridiculous,  yet 
it  was  very  like  one  indeed,  and, 
therefore,  again  begging  Aristotle's 
pardon,  we  really  cannot  yet  see  how 
the  non-interference  of  the  army 
would  have  been  ridiculous  on  the 
stage,  any  more  than  on  the  field. 

Eustathius,  who,  if  we  mistake  not, 
Avas  a  bit  of  a  bishop,  says  that  this 
is  not  a  single  combat  of  Achilles 
against  Hector,  but  a  rencontre  in 
a  battle  ;  and  so  Achilles  might  and 
ought  to  take  all  advantage  to  rid 
himself,  the  readiest  and  surest  way, 
of  an  enemy  whose  death  would 
procure  an  entire  victory  to  his  par- 
ty. Wherefore  does  he  leave  the  vic- 
tory to  chance  ?  Why  expose  him- 
self to  the  hazard  of  losing  it?  Why 
does  he  prefer  his  private  glory  to 
the  public  weal,  and  the  safety  of  all 
the  Greeks,  which  lie  puts  to  the 
venture  by  delaying  to  conquer,  and 
endangering  his  own  person  ?  We 
grant  it  is  a  fault,  but  it  must  be 
owned  to  be  the  fault  of  a  hero. 

All  the  above  is  given  us  by  Pope, 
through  Dacier,  from  Eustathius. 
And  is  it  not  pretty  considerable 
stuff  ?  Achilles  ought  to  have  killed 
Hector  by  hook  or  crook — by  the 
spears  and  swords  of  the  soldiers ! 
(Loud  cries  of  oh  !  oh  !  oh !)  The 
Greeks,  it  has  been  observed,  were 
no  favourites  with  the  feudal  writers 
on  the  Trojan  war,  and  to  depreciate 
the  character  of  Achilles,  they  have 
made  him  in  that  way  murder  Hec- 
tor. See  Shakspeare's  Troilus  and 
Cressida,  where  Achilles  is  at  once 
a  sumph  and  a  savage.  As  to  his 
leaving  the  victory  to  chance,  and 


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158 

exposing  himself  to  the  hazard  of 
losing  it,  the  answer  is,  that  the 
Greek  army  would  have  laughed  in 
your  face,  had  you  hinted  such  a 
suggestion,  and  taken  you  for  Ther- 
sites. 

Stop — we  all  at  once  see  the  mean- 
ing of  Aristotle.  He  alludes  neither 
to  the  shaking  of  the  brows  of  Achil- 
les, (which  was  almost  equal  to  the 
nod  of  Jupiter,)  nor  to  his  rashness 
in  exposing  himself  to  be  killed  by 
Hector  in  single  combat,  (a  stupid 
charge,  worthy  of  that  Breotian,  Plu- 
tarch,) but  to  the  circumstance  of  the 
whole  army  standing  stock-still  du- 
ring the  flight  thrice  round  the  walls, 
instead  of  intercepting  the  fugitive, 
(which  50,000  men  could  surely 
have  done,  without  putting  them- 
selves into  a  sweat,)  and  thereby 
enabling  Achilles  to  get  to  in-Jiyht- 
ing.  Now,  in  the  Epopee,  this  absur- 
dity— and  it  is  one — escapes  notice, 
because  the  scene  is  not  submitted 
to  our  sight.  And  Homer  is  eulo- 
gized by  Aristotle  for  his  genius  in 
so  narrating  it,  that  there  is  produ- 
ced by  it  on  our  minds  a  sense  of  the 
wonderful.  Had  the  scene  been  ex- 
hibited before  our  eyes,  on  the  stage, 
it  would,  for  the  reason  assigned, 
have  been  ridiculous  \ — and  thus 
after  all  Aristotle  is  right,  and  so  is 


[Feb. 


North,  while  Plutarch,  and  Eusta- 
thius,  and  Twining,  and  Pye,  are 
wrong,  though  each  in  his  degree  no 
contemptible  philosophic  critic. 

But  let  us  return  to  the  agonies 
of  Achilles.  He  has  reached  the 
ships,  with  Hector  at  his  chariot 
wheels,  all  the  power  of  passion 
within  his  mighty  heart  more  savage- 
ly inflamed  by  the  motion  of  that 
horrid  race.  Let  there  be  due  pomp 
in  the  celebration  of  the  ritual  of 
revenge ;  and  let  Thetis'  self,  who 
brought  him  the  armour  in  which 
he  conquered,  come  again  from  the 
sea  to  inspire  all  their  hearts  with 
the  rage  of  grief.  The  Myrmidons 
shall  fiercely  partake  of  the  funeral 
banquet — and  the  body  of  Hector 
shall  be  given  to  the  dogs,  that  they 
may  tear  to  pieces  and  devour  it. 
Agamemnon  may  send  the  chiefs  to 
bring  Achilles  to  the  royal  tent,  and 
he  will  go ;  but  not  to  sit  down  with 
the  king  of  men,  not  to  cleanse  from 
his  homicidal  hands  the  clotted  gore 
— not  to  purify  his  person — if  such 
blood  be  pollution — "  in  the  large 
three-footed  caldron,"  but  to  demand 
that  the  old  trees  may  be  hewn  on 
the  mountain  for  the  funeral  pyre 
of  his  Patroclus.  It  is  a  dreadful 
picture. 


Thus  were  they  groaning  throughout  the  city ;  but  the  Greeks, 

When  they  had  come  to  the  ships  and  the  Hellespont, 

Went-dismissed  each  to  his  own  ship ; 

But  Achilles  permitted  not  the  Myrmidons  to  go  dispersed ; 

But  among  his  war-loving  companions  (thus)  spoke : — 

"  Ye  swift-riding  Myrmidons,  my  beloved  companions, 

Let  us  not  yet  from  the  chariots  unyoke  the  solid-hoof  d  horses, 

But  with  the  horses  themselves,  and  the  chariots  nearer  approaching, 

Let  us  weep  for  Patroclus ;  for  this  is  an  honorary-tribute  to  the  dead. 

But  when  we-have-had-our-full  of  sorrowing  lamentation, 

Having  unyoked  our  steeds,  we  shall  sup  here  altogether. 

Thus  he  spoke ;  together-brought,  they  Hfted-up-their-lamentation,  and  Achilles  took 

the  lead. 

*  Thrice  around  the  corpse  drove  they  their  beautiful- maned  horses, 
The  Myrmidons,  and  among  them  did  Thetis  stir  up  the  longing-love  of  lamentation ; 
Moisten'd  were  the  sands,  moisten'd  was  the  armour  of  heroes, 
With  tears,  such  a  panic-causing  hero  did  they  desiderate. 

Among  them  did  the  son  of  Peleus  take  the  lead  in  the  closely-thronging  wailings, 
Placing  his  homicidal  hands  on  the  breast  of  his  friend. 
"  Rejoice  with  me,  Patroclus,  even  in  the  mansions  of  Ades ; 
For  every  thing  shall  I  now  fulfil,  which  I  formerly  promised, 
That  having  dragged  Hector  hither,  I  would  give  him  to  dogs  to  be  torn  raw ; 
That  at  the  pyre  I  would  decollate!  twelve 


*  This  passage  is  borrowed  by  Virgil,  Lib.  xi.  186.  JEa.  Imitated  by  Chaucer  in  the  Knight's  TaJe. 

Ne  how  the  Greeks  with  an  huge  rout, 

Thrice  did  riden  all  the  6re  about, 

Upon  the  left  hand,  with  a  loud  shouting, 

And  thrice  on  the  right,  with  their  speares  clattering, 
t  Comes  nearer  the  etymological  meaning  of  a-x"9$ti£oroftfifftiv,  than  «'  behead." 


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Illustrious  sons  of  the  Trojans,  being  enraged  for  thy  having  been  slain." 

Thus  he  said,  and  against  the  illustrious  Hector  unseemly  deeds  he  purposed, 

Beside  the  bier  of  the  son  of  Menoetius  having  stretch'd  him  prone 

In  the  dust;  and  each  put-off-his-arms  and  accoutrements, 

Brazen  (and)  bright;  and  unloosed  the  shrill-  neighing  horses. 

Down  sat  they  by  the  ship  of  the  swift-  footed  grandson  of  ^Eacus 

In  great  numbers  (lit.  ten  thousand);  but  he  laid  out  for  them  a  desire-gratifying  fu- 

neral-feast. 

Many  a  slow*  moving  ox  was  extended  on  the  iron  (spits) 
Slaughtered,  many  a  sheep  and  bleating  she-goat, 
Many  a  bright-tusked  boar,  blooming  with  fat, 
Were  extended  to  be  roasted  over  the  flame  of  Vulcan. 
Meanwhile,  on  all  sides  around  the  corpse  flowed  the  blood,  as-if-from-vessel.?.  out- 

poured, (xorvxvgurov.  ) 

But  the  Prince,  the  swift-  footed  son  of  Peleus, 

To  the  illustrious  Agamemnon,  were  the  chiefs  of  the  Greeks  conducting, 
With  urgency,  artfully-persuading  him,  enraged  at  heart  on  account  of  his  friend. 
When  they  then  had  in  their  course  come  to  the  tent  of  Agamemnon, 
Forthwith  the  shrill-sounding  heralds  he  commanded 
To  surround  with  fire  a  large  three-footed  caldron,f  might  they  persuade 
The  son  of  Peleus  to  wash  away  the  clotted  gore. 
But  he  stubbornly  refused,  and  moreover  swore  an  oath, 
"  No  —  not,  by  Jupiter  !  who  of  gods  is  the  loftiest  and  best, 

Until  I  shall  have  placed  on  the  pyre  Patroclus,  and  thrown  up  a  sepulchral  mound, 
And  shorn  off  my  locks  ;  since  never  again  a  second  time  thus 
Shall  grief  pervade  my  heart,  whilst  I  shall  be  among  the  living. 
But  yet  let  us  now  obey  (celebrate)  the  hateful  repast. 
At-to-morrow's-dawn,  king  of  men,  Agamemnon,  urgently-command 
Wood  to  be  collected  and  piled  up,  as  is  beseeming 
For  a  corpse  having  (these  honours}  to  go  down  to  the  gloomy  darkness  ; 
That  the  unwearied  fire  may  burn  it  up 

Quickly  away  from  my  eyes,  and  the  soldiers  turn  themselves  to  their  labours." 
Thus  said  he  ;  and  they  to  him  earnestly  listened  and  obeyed  him, 
And  each  and  all  having  eagerly-girded-themselves-to-prepare  supper, 
Feasted,  nor  lacked  their  hearts  an  equal  repast. 

And  what  shall  still  for  a  while  the  the  soul  is  the  slave  of  the  body,  and 

storm  in  the  destroyer's  soul  ?    No  ever-wearied  nature  yields  to  the 

power  on   earth  or  in  heaven.    It  access  of  sleep.    Like  a  calm  that 

keeps  feeding  on  the  black  atmo-  enchains  the  fluctuating  sea,  sleep 

sphere  —  the  grim  clouds  come  sail-  seizes   on   Achilles,   and   his   huge 

ing  along  incessantly  in  tempestuous  frame  is  stretched  motionless  along 

procession  —  broken  but  by  flashes  the  shore.     Then  is  he  visited  by  a 

of  lightning;  never  was  there  seen  dream, 
such  a  dreadful  mental  sky.    But 

NORTH. 

But  Pelides,  on  the  shore  of  the  much-resounding  ocean, 

Lay  heavily-groaning  amid  a  multitude  of  Myrmidons, 

In  a  purified  \  place,  where  the  billows  were  dashing  §  on  the  shore, 

When  sleep,  unbinding  the  cares  of  the  mind,  seized  him, 

(  Sleep)  sweetly  poured  around  (him)  —  (for  wearied  much  were  his  beautiful  limbs 

By  rushing  after  Hector  at  wind-exposed  Troy.) 

»"  It  is  difficult  to  determine  whether  the  epithet  awci  should  here  be  translated  "  white,"  or 
"  swift,"  or  "  slow,"  (in  the  sense  in  which  Homer  often  uses  «/XtVo£j?  fi6t$  —  trailing-footed,  an 
epithet  very  descriptive  of  the  way  in  which  they  drag  after  them  their  hind-legs)—  or  "  idle"—  quasi 

aio>yos. 

t  To  prepare  a  bath; 

It  is  argued  by  some  that  white  animals  were  never  sacrificed  to  the  dead  ;  but  perhaps  the  living 
had  no  objection  to  the  colour  of  the  animal—  provided  the  flesh  were  good  —  and  Homer  is  here  de- 
scribing the  wigftuwvov  —  or  funeral  repast  given  to  the  living.  Another  critic  is  determined  to  have 
the  oxen  white,  even  at  the  expense  of  their  skins.  "  After  they  are  flayed,"  says  he,  "  they  are  white 
from  their  fatness"—  /x,t<ra,  TO  tx^atgnvKi  Z.£v%ot  KK\  ^10,  f 


\   K.u$ctg  £>  may  here  mean  a  place  not  usually  frequented. 

§  KXu^Eintav,  some  interpret,    '  '  were  sounding  5  "  others,  "  washing."    Perhaps  Homer  means 
that  the  dashing  of  the  waves  washed  away  the  blood,  and  consequently  purified  the  place. 


160  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  [Feb. 

(Then)  the  spectre  of  the  hapless  Patroclus  approach'd, 

In  all  respects  resembling  him  in  stature,  in  beautiful  eyes, 

And  voice,  and  similar  garments  clothed  its  body ; 

O'er  his  head  it  stood,  and  in  these  words  addressed  him:  — 

"  Sleepest  thou,  and  forgetful  of  me  art  thou,  Achilles  ? 

Of  me  when  living,  not  neglectful;  but  now,  when  dead, 

Bury  me  with  all  speed,  that  I  may  pass  the  gates  of  Ades. 

The  spectres,  the  shadows  of  the  slain,  keep  me  afar, 

Nor  allow  me  to  mingle  with  them  beyond  the  river ; 

To-no-purpose  wander  I  about  the  wide-gated  mansion  of  Orcus. 

Give  me  thine  hand,  with- tears- I-imp lore  thee,  for  never  again  hereafter 

Shall  I  return  from  Ades,  after  you  shall-have-given~me»my-portion  of  the  pyre. 

Never  again  apart  from  our  beloved  companions,  shall  we  alive, 

Sitting,  hold  counsel  together  ;  but  me,  hath  Destiny, 

The  hideous,  and  ordain'd  to  me  at  my  birth,  yawning  wide,  devour'd. 

And  even  of  thee  thyself,  oh  godlike  Achilles,  the  fate  is 

To  perish  under  the  walls  of  the  nobly-born  Trojans. 

This  other  (request)  will  I  communicate  and  enjoin,  if  perchance  you  will  grant  it ; 

Place  not  my  bones  apart  from  thine,  Achilles, 

But  together ;  that  as  we  were  brought  up  together  at  your  house— 

(Since  me  then  young  Mencetius  from  Opbeis 

To  your  (house)  had  conducted,  on  account  of  a  mournful  manslaughter, 

On  that  day,  when  I  slew  the  son  of  Amphidamas, 

Unwittingly,  unwillingly,  being  angry  about  dice  : 

Me,  did  the  equestrian  Peleus,  having  then  received  me  into  his  house, 

Nurture  zealously,  and  name  your  attendant : ) 

So  also  let  the  same  urn  enclose  our  bones,— 

That  golden  vase,  which  thy  venerable  mother  gave  thee." 

Him,  the  swift-footed  Achilles  answering,  addressed, 

"  Why,  beloved  one,  hast  thou  come  hither, 

And  on  me  enjoin'd  all  these  things?  To  thee,  will  I 

Faithfully  perform  them  all,  and  grant  as  thou  ordere'st. 

But  stand  nearer  me,  that  having  embraced  for  a  little  while 

One  another,  we  may-take-our-full  of  sorrowing  grief." 

Thus  having  said,  he  stretched  himself  out  with  his  hands, 

But  grasp'd  not ;  for  the  spectre,  down  under  the  earth,  like  smoke, 

Pass'd  shrill-wailing ;  amazed,  Achilles  started  up, 

Made-a-clattering-noise  with  his  hands  struck  together,  and  spoke  these  sorrowful 

words, 

"  Ha !  ye  gods,  verily  there  are  in  the  mansions  of  Orcus 
The  spirit  and  the  semblance,  but  nothing  substantial*  is  there  there  at  all ; 
For  of  my  hapless  Patroclus,  all-the-night  has 
The  spirit,  moaning  and  wailing,  hover'd  o'er  me, 
And  has  given  me  orders  about  every  thing ;  wonderfullyf  like  was  it  to  himself." 

Most  beautiful  example  of  the  awakes  with  a  spirit  tranquillized  for 
power  of  the  deepest  passion  of  sor-  the  funeral.  So  passed  the  night — 
row  which  men  know,  the  sorrow  and  "  rosy-palmed  Aurora  found 
for  the  dead,  to  awaken  creative  them  all  mourning  afresh  the  pitiable 
imagination!  Nothing  will  satisfy  dead."  Then  up  rose  Meriones, 
it  here  but  the  ghost  of  Patroclus.  friend  of  the  virtuous  chief  Idome- 
From  the  lips  of  the  phantom  falls  neus,  and  led  the  mules  and  mule- 
but  the  expression  of  those  ideas  and  driver  to  the  groves  of  Ida  fountain- 
feelings  which  the  heart  of  the  living  fed;  and  down  fell  the  towering 
hero  has  indeed  brought  forth  in  the  oaks  with  crash  sonorous;  and  ere 
visions  of  its  own  grief.  And  how  long  they  were  cast  on  the  beach  in 
profound  the  hush  breathed  over  all  order,  where  Achilles  had  designed 
that  distracting  passion  from  the  a  tomb  of  ample  size  for  Patroclus 
tender  interview  of  sleep !  Achilles  and  for  himself— for  in  death  he  de- 


&£*»«&*»,  may  also  be  translated  godlike. 
<ppsvsf  — oXgov  TO  rvpct,  says  the  scholiast. 


1832.]  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  161 

sired  that  they  should  not  be  divided,  charioteers;    first  moVed  the  cha- 

Round  the  pile  of  fuel  sat  down  all  riots,  and  then  came  the  foot,  dense 

the  warlike    throng  ;    till    Achilles  as  a  cloud.      In  the  midst,  between 

issued  orders  that  his  warriors  should  his  companions  in  arms,  was  borne 

gird  on  their  armour,  and  yoke  their  the  body  of  Patroclus.     But  behold 

steeds  to  their  chariots.     On  a  sud-  the  funeral-rites  in  Sotheby's  exqui- 

den  all  in  bright  arms  stood  array-  site  translation, 
edj    mounted  the  combatants   and 

Behind,  Achilles  held  the  hero's  head, 
And  groan'd  amid  the  pomp  that  graced  the  dead—- 
The mourners,  where  he  bade,  deposed  the  bier, 
And  urged  their  toil  the  enormous  pile  to  rear. 
Then  Peleus'  son,  alone,  from  all  apart, 
•  Mused  on  the  solemn  vow  that  swell'd  his  heart, 
And  severing  from  his  head  the  golden  hair, 
That,  to  Sperchius  vow'd,  flow'd  full  and  fair, 
Deep-groaning  on  the  world  of  waters  gazed, 
And  thus  his  voice  of  lamentation  raised; 

"  Peleus  to  thee,  Sperchius,  vow'd  in  vain 
This  offering,  if  his  son  return'd  again, 
This  consecrated  hair,  when  hail'd  my  home, 
And  with  this  gift  his  votive  hecatomb, 
And  fifty  rams  that  at  thy  fount  should  bleed, 
And  in  thy  sacred  wood  the  altar  feed — 
Thus  Peleus  pray'd  :  but  thou  hast  scorn'd  his  pray'r; 
Not  thine,  Sperchius,  this  devoted  hair. 
Ne'er  shall  the  son  of  Peleus  greet  his  sire, 
And  this  shorn  lock  falls  on  Patroclus'  pyre." 

He  spake  :  and  bowing  down,  the  corse  embraced, 
And  in  Patroclus'  hands  the  offering  placed. 
All  grieved  :  and  thus  the  daylight  had  declined, 
Had  not  Achilles  then  reveal'd  his  mind: 

"  Atrides!  thee  all  willingly  obey; — 
Grief  has  its  season  ;  now  send  these  away : 
Dismiss  them  from  the  pyre,  the  feast  prepare, 
Rites  yet  unpaid  be  my  appropriate  care. 
I,  and  my  host,  the  last  sad  charge  sustain, 
Yet  let  with  us  the  leaders  here  remain." 

Atrides  heard,  and  utter'd  his  command, 
And  to  their  ships  dispersed  each  separate  band. 
The  assistants  there  remained  :  the  pile  prepared, 
And  paced  on  every  side  the  structure  squared, 
An  hundred  feet :  then,  on  his  funeral  bed, 
On  that  high  summit,  weeping,  placed  the  dead. 
There  many  a  sheep  and  bullock  slew  and  flay'd, 
And,  heap'd  before  the  pyre,  each  carcass  laid : 
From  all  alike  the  fat  Achilles  drew, 
Spread  o'er  the  corse,  and  wholly  hid  from  view  : 
Then  piled  their  limbs,  and  hung,  with  many  a  tear, 
Jars  of  rich  oil  and  honey  round  the  bier. 
Then  Peleus'  son  cast  quickly  on  the  pyre, 
Four  steeds,  proud-crested,  foaming  in  their  ire  ; 
And  from  nine  household  dogs,  liis  hand  bad  fed, 
Cast  two,  that  on  the  pile,  fresh-slaughter'd,  bled  : 
Then  twelve  brave  youths  of  Troy,  in  sternest  mood, 
Slew  with  revengeful  blade  that  drain'd  their  blood. 
Last,  on  the  structure  hurl'd  the  force  of  flame, 
And  deeply  groaning,  named  Patroclus'  name  : 

"  Patroclus !  hail !   Oh  hear,  though  dead,  ray  voice  ! 
All  that  I  vow'd  is  perfected. — Rejoice  ! 
Twelve  high-born  sons  of  Troy,  in  youthful  bloom, 
The  fire  at  once  shall  with  thy  corse  consume, 
But  ne'er  shall  fire  on  Hector  feed,  the  hound 
Shall,  fattening  on  his  carcass,  search  each  wound." 
VOL,  XXXI,  NO,  CXC.  L 


162  Sotheby's  tiomer.     Critique  V. 

He,  threat'ning  spoke  :  but  by  high  heaven  o'erpower'd, 
Ko  ravenous  hound  the  Hectorean  corse  devour'd, 
By  Jove's  fair  child,  by  Venus,  driven  away, 
"Who  watch'd  the  corse,  and  guarded  night  and  day ; 
"With  roseate  oil  ambrosial  bathed  him  o'er, 
That  smooth'd,  when  dragg'd,  each  lacerated  pore. 
And  a  dense  cloud  from  heaven  Apollo  drew, 
And  where  the  corse  reposed  deep  darkness  threw, 
That  not  the  fierceness  of  the  solar  ray, 
The  tendons  bare,  and  dry  the  flesh  away. 

What  is  wanting  to  the  magnificence  stantly  consume  the  dead.  Iris  heard 
of  such  a  funeral  ?  Nothing  is  want-  his  supplication — and  the  Rainbow 
ing — our  imaginations  are  satisfied,  — "  she  that  wears  the  thousand- 
and  we  feel  it  to  be  sublime.  But  coloured  hair" — flung  herself  from 
the  imagination  of  Homer  was  not  heaven  into  the  hall  of  the  heavy- 
satisfied  ;  greater  grandeur  still  was  blowing  West,  where  all  the  Winds 
due  to  the  funeral  rites  performed  sat  feasting;  and  the  moment  she 
to  his  friend  by  Achilles  ;  and  the  alighted  on  the  threshold,  they  all 
elements  must  be  called  to  give  the  starting  rose  at  once,  and  each  in- 
finishing  glory  to  the  work.  No  fire  vited  Iris  to  his  side.  "  Borne  over 
kindled  on  the  pile.  It  remained,  ocean's  stream  again,  I  go  to  Ethi- 
without  a  spark,  sullen  in  its  mighty  opia,  where  with  '  the  rest'  I  wish 
mass.  It  seemed  unwilling  to  be  to  share  in  hecatombs  offered  to  the 
consumed.  Therefore,  Peleus'  son  gods.  But  Achilles  sues  for  the  aid 
withdrew  a  short  distance  in  prayer,  of  Boreas  and  Zephyrus,  vowing  to 
and,  vowing  to  each  large  sacrifice,  you  large  sacrifice,  if  ye  will  fan  the 
invoked  Boreas  and  Zephyrus,  pour-  pile  on  which  now  lies  his  Patroclus, 
ing  out  libation  from  a  golden  cup,  by  all  Achaia  wept."  Even  in  our 
and  thus  imploring  their  coming,  prose,  the  description  bears  perusal 
that  the  flames,  kindling,  might  in.  well;  in  Sotheby  it  is  superb. 

NORTH. 

Thus  having  spoken,  she  (Iris)  departed ;  but  they  (the  winds)  rushed 
With  magnificent  sound, — driving  the  clouds  before  them  ! 
Instantly  to  the  sea  they  came  to  blow :  up-rose  the  billows 
By  the  shrill-sounding  blast.      To  rich-glebed  Troy  they  came, 
Upon  the  pyre  they  fell,  and  the  magnificently-burning  flame  crackled  aloud. 
All-night  verily  indeed  did  they,  at  one  and  the  same  time,  up-lift  the  blaze  around 

the  pyre,— 

Blowing  shrilly:  and  all-the-night  did  the  swift  Achilles, 
From  a  golden  goblet,  having  a  double-handled  cup, 
Draw  the  wine,  pour  it  on  the  ground,  and  moisten  the  earth, 
Invoking  the  spirit  of  the  hapless  Patroclus. 
As  a  father  bewails  (when)  burning  the  bones  of  his  son 
Betrothed,  who,  by  his  death,  hath  rendered  wretched  his  miserable  parents, 
In  like  manner  bewail'd  Achilles  when  burning  the  bones  of  his  friend, 
Gliding  along  by  the  burning-pyre — groaning  choking/y  }* 
But  when  the  morning-star  arose — the  harbinger  of  light  upon  the  earth, 
After  which  the  saffron-robed  Aurora  is  diffused  over  the  sea, 
Then  did  the  pyre-blaze  languish,  and  the  flame  ceased. 
Back  went  the  winds  again  to  return  homeward, 

Athwart  the  Thracian  deep:   but  it  groan'd,  boiling  with  its  swelling  (waves.) 
But  Pelides,  turning  away  to  the  other  side,  apart  from  the  pyre-blaze, 
Lay  down,  worn-out :   and  upon  him  sweet  sleep  came. 
But  Atrides  and  his  followers  in  numbers  were  assembled, 
Of  whom  passing  to  and  fro  the  noise  and  disturbance  awoke  (Achilles ;) 
Upright  therefore  he  sat,  and  these  words  addressed  to  them  : 
"Atrides,  and  ye  others,  ye  nobles  of  all  the  Greeks, 
First  extinguish  down  with  dark  wine  the  pyre-blaze 
Wholly,  as  far  as  the  fury  of  the  fire  hath  seized  it ;  and  next 
The  bones  of  Patroclus  Mencetiades  let  us  gather  together, 


closely  pressed—from  a$nf,  to  sattctp 


1832.]  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  JG3 

Distinguishing  them  carefully;  for  easily  recognised  they  are, 

Since  they  lay  in  the  midst  of  the  pyre,  but  the  others  apart, 

On  the  outermost  Verge,  were  burn'd,  horses  and  men  promiscuously  : 

Those  in  a  golden  urn,  and  in  twice- folded  fat* 

Let  us  deposit, — till  I  myself  be  concealed  in  Ades. 

I  wish  not  now  to  elaborate  a  very  large  tomb, 

But  of  moderate  and  befitting  dimensions — thus  :  thereafter,  ye  Greeks, 

Both  broad  and  high  you  may  make,  you  who  after  me 

Shall  be  left  behind  in  the  many-bench'd  ships." 

Thus  spoke  he:  and  they  obey'd  the  swift  footed  son  of  Peleus. 

First  then  did  they  extinguish  down  with  dark  wine  the  pyre-blaze, 

As  far  as  the  flame  had  come,  down-fell  the  deep  ashes : 

The  white  bones  of  their  gentle  companion,  with  tears, 

They  collected  into  a  golden  vase,  and  twice-folded  fat: 

In  the  tent  having  placed  it,  they  veil'd  it  with  delicately- woven  fine  linen : 

The  circumference  of  the  mound  they  form'd,  and  laid  the  foundation 

Around  the  funeral  pile  :f  and  raised  the  heap'd  up  earth. 

Having  raised  the  mound,  they  return'd.      But  Achilles 

Detain'd  the  people  there,  and  made-to-sit-down  a  wide  encircling  assembly. 

From  the  ships  prizes  he  brought,  caldrons  and  tripods, 

Horses  and  mules,  and  the  vigorous  heads  of  oxen, 

And  women  with-lovely- waists,  and  grey  iron. 

SOTHEBY. 

Swift  at  the  word,  the  winds  with  mighty  roar 
Flew,  and  far  drove  the  gather'd  clouds  before, 
Swept  o'er  the  sea,  while  far  and  wide  the  deep 
"With  all  its  billows  swell'd  beneath  their  sweep : 
Then  Ilion  reach'd,  there  rushing  on  the  pyre, 
Heard  at  their  blast  loud  roar  the  blaze  of  fire. 
The  pyre,  in  every  part,  throughout  the  night, 
Spread,  as  they  shrilly  blew,  large  flakes  of  light : 
And,  all  that  night,  Pelides,  the  divine, 
Held  with  pure  hand  a  bowl  of  votive  wine, 
And  fill'd  it  from  a  beaker  framed  of  gold, 
Then  pour'd  the  offering  on  the  hallow'd  mould, 
And  ever  as  he  pour'd  it  from  the  bowl, 
With  solemn  voice  invoked  Patroclus'  soul. 
As  when  a  father,  lone,  with  grief  half- wild, 
Consumes  the  bones  of  his  beloved  child, 
A  youth  just  plighted,  whose  untimely  death 
Dooms  to  unsolaced  woe  his  closing  breath  : 
Thus  as  Achilles  burnt  Patroclus'  bones, 
Slow  pacing  nigh  the  pile,  groans  burst  on  groans. 
Thus  past  the  night ;  but  when  with  dawning  ray 
Rose  the  fair  morn-star,  harbinger  of  day, 
And  saffron-robed  Aurora  onward  came, 
Sank  on  the  wasted  pile  the  dying  flame — 
Home  rush'd  the  winds,  and  with  returning  blast 
Swell'd  up  the  Thracian  billows,  as  they  past : 
Then  worn  Pelides  from  the  pile  withdrew, 
And  sleep  her  soothing  mantle  e'er  him  threw. 
But  when  the  host,  a  still  increasing  throng, 
Tumultuous,  to  Achilles  flock'd  along, 
Their  din  aroused  him  from  refreshing  rest : 
He  rose,  and  thus  assembled  Greece  addrest  5 

"  Atrides  !   and  ye  chiefs,  my  voice  attend  ! 
First,  to  Patroclus'  pile  your  footsteps  bend, 
And  there  extinguish,  far  as  spread  the  fire, 
With  copious  wine  the  yet  half-smouldering  pyre. 
Next,  let  us  gather  up  each  hallow'd  bone 
Of  Mencetiades,  distinctly  known  : 

"  Notabile  inventum  ad  excludendum  aerem  et  cum  eo  putorem."   Heyne, 
|  "  Si  rccte  asserjuor,  tumulus  in  ipso  rogi  loco  exstruitur,"  ut  sup.  H.  336.    Heyne. 


164 


Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique   V. 


[Feb. 


In  the  mid  pyre  he  lay  ;  but,  round  his  bed,; 

Far  off  the  steeds  and  men  confus'dly  spread. 

In  a  gold  vase,  with  double  cauls  enclosed, 

Place  we  his  bones,  till  mine  are  there  deposed. 

I  will  not  now  a  mighty  mound  upraise  ; 

Yours  be  that  hallow'd  charge  in  after  days ; 

Ye,  the  survivors  of  our  hapless  doom  : 

There  the  large  mound  extend,  and  pile  a  loftier  tomb." 

He  spake :   the  host  Pelides'  word  obey'd, 
Pour'd  the  dark  wine,  and  all  the  flame  allay'd, 
Far  as  the  tire  had  spread  its  strength  around, 
And  the  heap'd  ashes  sank,  and  strew'd  the  ground  ;— • 
Then  tearful  gathering  up,  the  bones  reposed 
In  the  gold  vase,  with  double  cauls  enclosed  : 
Bore  to  the  tent,  and  hiding  it  from  view, 
O'er  all  a  veil  of  finest  linen  drew. 
Then,  circling  round  the  place,  mark'd  out  the  mound, 
And  there  the  broad  foundation  firmly  bound, 
Earth  heap'd  on  earth,  to  raise  the  structure,  laid, 
And  back  return'd,  that  last  sad  duty  paid. 
Achilles  then  the  multitude  detairi'd  ; 
And  all  spectators  of  the  sports  remain'd. — 
Forth  from  his  ships,  along  the  crowded  shore, 
His  train  the  great  rewards  of  contest  bore  : 
Caldrons  and  tripods,  and  the  proud-neck'd  steed, 
Mules,  and  lai'ge  bodies  of  the  bovine  breed, 
And  lovely  girls,  that  richest  vesture  wore, 
And  the  bright  splendour  of  his  iron  ore. 

from  human  bosoms  to  gladden  the 
immortal  spirit  with  earthly  revenge. 
Wailings  and  shrieks  were  raised 
around  the  pile,  to  thrill  for  the  last 
time  unhearing  ears;  and  the  fare- 
well of  the  living  to  the  dead  was 
duly  spoken,  as  if  he  were  but  then 
departing  from  the  coasts  of  life. 

"  Salve  seternum,  mihi,  maxume  Palla  ! 
^Eternumque  vale  !" 


In  this  way  has  imagination  at  all 
times  blended  itself  with  the  passion 
of  sorrow.  The  strong  feeling  in 
which  the  mind  begins  to  work  is  the 
wound  of  its  own  loss.  But  immedi- 
ately its  wider  feelings  are  opened 
up,  and  from  all  its  stores  of  thought, 
from  all  its  sources  of  passion,  images 
and  desires  begin  to  crowd  in,  which 
belong  not  to  that  particular  afflic- 
tion,but  to  the  universal  constitution 
of  our  nature,  and  to  its  common 
lot.  Such  has  been  the  origin  of  the 
funeral  honours  and  consecrations  of 
the  dead.  The  soul  in  its  sorrow 
was  not  satisfied  to  mourn.  But 
awakened  by  its  own  anguish  to  the 
vivid  realization  of  all  those  concep- 
tions which  the  living  spirit  has  ga- 
thered upon  the  name  of  death,  it 
went  down  into  the  regions  'to  which 
the  ghost  was  gone,and  found  it  shi  ver- 
ing  on  the  shores  of  the  unnavigable 
river,  till  its  funeral  rites  were  paid. 
It  found  the  departed  soul  yet  trou- 
bled with  the  passions  it  had  left  on 
earth,  and  still  communicating,  by 
its  mysterious  sensibility,  with  the 
affections  and  the  acts  of  the  living. 
Hence  stately  obsequies  were  made, 
to  solace  with  the  last  tribute  of  love 
that  shadowy  being ;  warriors  circled 
thrice  with  inverted  arms  the  figure 
of  the  warrior  slain ;  wine  was  shed 
on  the  flame  j  and  blood  was  poured 


Delightful  is  it  thus  to  recall  to 
memory  a  parallel  passage  from 
Virgil  the  divine — the  Funeral  of 
Pallas.  The  same  passionate  spirit 
breathes  over  that  beautiful  picture 
— coloured  by  a  gentler  and  more 
pensive  genius.  From  Homer's 
"  Golden  Urn"  Virgil  "drew  light;" 
and  poets  there  have  been,  who,  at 
the  farthing  rushlight  of  some  poet- 
aster, have  kindled  their  own  huge 
pine-torch,  that  far  and  wide  has  il- 
luminated the  horizon.  What  is  the 
use  of  making  comparisons  between 
Homer  and  Virgil  ?  Of  each  it  may 
be  said,  in  the  mystic  language  of 
Wordsworth— 

"  Thou — tliou  art  not  a  child  of  Time, 
But  offspring  of  the  Eternal  Prime/' 

Virgil,  according  to  "  the  whisper 
of  a  faction,"  is  an  imitator.  So  is 
every  great  poet.  Shakspeare  was 
a  thief,  and  Homer  was  a  robber. 


1832.]  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  165 

Sympathy  is  one  of  the  strengths  of  by  old  Evander,  that  his  princely 
a  poet's  soul ;  and  sympathy,  at  its  boy  might  learn  the  last  lessons  of 
height  and  depth,  works  into  imita-  chivalry  from  the  great  Trojan, 
tiou.  Imitation,  therefore,  is  proof,  When  Pallas  fell,  ./Eneas  mourned 
power,  test,  trial,  growth  and  result,  with  a  twofold  passion  of  grief.  Nor 
cause  and  effect,  of  original  genius,  had  he  the  fiery  spirit  of  Achilles. 
"  The  same !  but  oh  !  how  different !"  Therefore  there  is  the  most  touching 
What  a  fund  of  philosophy  in  these  tenderness,  but  no  startling  intensity, 
few  words!  vEneas  is  not  Achilles—  in  his  sorrows.  The  anguish — and 
Pallas  is  not  Patroclus.  But  each  the  agony — these  are  reserved  for 
illustrious  pair  were  Knights-Corn-  Evander;  and  our  bosoms  are  rend- 
manders  of  the  Order  of  the  Stainless  ed  by  his  lamentations  as  sorely  as 
Shield — and  theirs  were  immortal  by  those  of  Priam.  Nothing  can  be 
friendships.  Achilles  and  Patroclus  more  affecting — more  pathetic — than 
were  nearly  of  an  age.  But  ^Eneas  the  following  Virgilian  strain  sound- 
was  like  the  elder  brother  of  Pallas,  ed  through  the  hre-touched  lips  of 
who  had  been  committed  to  his  care  Dryden. 

Thus,  weeping  while  he  spoke,  he  took  his  way, 
Where,  now  in  death,  lamented  Pallas  lay : 
Accetes  watch'd  the  corpse ;  whose  youth  deserved 
The  father's  trust,  and  now  the  son  he  served 
With  equal  faith,  but  less  auspicious  care : 
The  attendants  of  the  slain  his  sorrow  share. 
A  troop  of  Trojans  mix'd  with  these  appear, 
And  mourning  matrons  with  dishevell'd  hair. 
Soon  as  the  prince  appears,  they  raise  a  cry  ; 
All  beat  their  breasts,  and  echoes  rend  the  sky. 
They  rear  his  drooping  forehead  from  the  ground ; 
But  when  JEneas  view'd  the  grisly  wound 
Which  Pallas  in  his  manly  bosom  bore, 
And  the  fair  flesh  distain'd  with  purple  gore: 
First,  melting  into  tears,  the  pious  man 
Deplored  so  sad  a  sight,  then  thus  began. 
•  *  *  *  * 

"  Thus  having  mourn'd,  he  gave  the  word  around, 
To  raise  the  breathless  body  from  the  ground  j 
And  chose  a  thousand  horse,  the  flower  of  all 
His  warlike  troops,  to  wait  the  funeral: 
To  bear  him  back,  and  share  Evander's  grief 
(A  well-becoming,  but  a  weak  relief). 
Of  oaken  twigs  they  twist  an  easy  bier ; 
Then  on  their  shoulders  the  sad  burthen  rear. 
The  body  on  this  rural  hearse  is  borne, 
Strew'd  leaves  and  funeral  greens  the  bier  adorn. 
All  pale  he  lies,  and  looks  a  lovely  flower, 
New  cropt  by  virgin  hands,  to  dress  the  bower : 
Unfaded  yet,  but  yet  unfed  below, 
No  more  to  mother  earth  or  the  green  stem  shall  owe. 
Then  two  fair  vests,  of  wondrous  work  and  cost, 
Of  purple  woven,  and  with  gold  embost, 
For  ornament  the  Trojan  hero  brought, 
Which  with  her  hands  Sidonian  Dido  wrought. 
One  vest  array'd  the  corpse,  and  one  they  spread 
O'er  his  closed  eyes,  and  wrapp'd  around  his  head : 
That  when  the  yellow  hair  in  flame  should  fall, 
The  catching  fire  might  burn  the  golden  caul. 
Besides  the  spoils  of  foes  in  battle  slain, 
When  he  descended  on  the  Latian  plain  : 
Arms,  trappings,  horses,  by  the  hearse  he  led 
In  long  array  (the  achievements  of  the  dead.) 
Then,  pinion'd  with  their  hands  behind,  appear 
The  unhappy  captives,  marching  in  the  rear : 
Appointed  offerings  in  the  victor's  name, 
To  sprinkle  with  their  blood  the  funeral  flame. 


166  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  [Feb, 

Inferior  trophies  l>y  the  chiefs  are  borne ; 

Gauntlets  and  helms,  their  loaded  hands  adorn  j 

And  fair  inscriptions  fixt,  and  titles  read, 

Of  Latian  leaders  conquer'd  by  the  dead. 

Accetes  on  his  pupil's  corpse  attends, 

"With  feeble  steps  ;  supported  by  his  friends  : 

Pausing  at  every  pace,  in  sorrow  drown'd, 

Betwixt  their  arms  he  sinks  upon  the  ground. 

Where  grovelling,  while  he  lies  in  deep  despair, 

He  beats  his  breast,  and  rends  his  hoary  hair. 

The  champion's  chariot  next  is  seen  to  roll, 

Bcsmear'd  with  hostile  blood,  and  honourably  foul. 

To  close  the  pomp,  JEthon,  the  steed  of  state, 

Is  led,  the  funerals  of  his  lord  to  wait. 

Stripp'd  of  his  trappings,  with  a  sullen  pace 

He  walks,  and  the  big  tears  run  rolling  down,  his  face  i 

The  lance  of  Pallas,  and  the  crimson  crest, 

Are  borne  behind  j  the  victor  seized  the  rest. 

The  inarch  begins  :  the  trumpets  hoarsely  sound, 

The  pikes  and  lances  trail  along  the  ground. 

Thus,  while  the  Trojan  and  Arcadian  horse 

To  Pallantean  towers  direct  their  course, 

In  long  procession  rank'd  j  the  pious  chief 

Stopp'd  in  the  rear,  and  gave  a  vent  to  grief. 

"  The  public  care,"  he  said,  "  which  war  attends, 

Diverts  our  present  woes,  at  least  suspends  ; 

Peace  with  the  manes  of  great  Pallas  dwell ; 

Hail,  holy  relics,  and  a  last  farewell!" 

^Eneas  did  not  act  well  towards  and  death  in  his  war.  He  fears  to 
Dido.  We  do  not  mean  in  leaving  look  again  on  the  face  of  the  good 
her,  for  his  departure  was  inevitable,  old  king,  whom  he  has  made  sonless. 
it  being  doomed ;  and  had  he  staid  „  And  what  a  friend  hast  tt  Ascanius, 
at  Carthage,  what  had  become  or  the  jost  j>» 

j&Sneid?  but  in  allowing  her  to  in-     „,,    .  .    * ,      ,     .  ,.         f  , .    . 
dulge  in  « loving  not  wislly,  but  too     ™at  is  the  last  line  of  his  heroic 
well;"  especially  in  that  cave.   Elec-     ele£J  ovei'  thf   9°.rpse;  and  after- 
tricity  is  always  perilous ;  and  hence     w.ards>  °?  the  decisive  day,  what  are 
knight  and  lady  fair  have  seldom     hls  words  to  Turnus  ? 
escaped  scatheless  from  such  seclu-  Pallasj  te  hoc  volnere  Pallas 

sion  during  a  thunder-storm.  We  for-         Imraolat !" 
give  them  both.  But  ^Eneas  redeems     Yes!  ^Eneas  was  a  hero, 
his   character  from  the  charge   of        Say  not  that  Virgil  is  often  pa- 
selfishness,  by  his  whole  conduct     thetic,  but  never  sublime.     For  be- 
towards  Pallas   and  Evander.     He     lieve  thou  with  us  that  the  pathetic 
had  a  good  heart.  He  remorsefully  re-     is  the  sublime,  as  it  comes  pouring 
proaches  himself  for  having  suffered     purely  forth   from  the  ether   of  a 
the  young  hero  to  encounter  danger    poet's  soul.     Thus—- 
The morn  had  now  dispell'd  the  shades  of  night ; 

Restoring  toils,  when  she  restor'd  the  light ; 

The  Trojan  king,  and  Tuscan  chief,  command 

To  raise  the  piles  along  the  winding  strand  : 

Their  friends  convey  the  dead  to  funeral  fires  ; 

Black  smould'ring  smoke  from  the  green  wood  expires  • 

The  light  of  Heaven  is  chok'd,  and  the  new  day  retires. 

Then  thrice  around  the  kindled  piles  they  go 

(For  ancient  custom  had  ordain'd  it  so). 

Thrice  horse  and  foot  about  the  fires  are  led, 

And  thrice  with  loud  laments  they  hail  the  dead. 

Tears  trickling  down  their  breasts  bedew  the  ground  • 

And  drums  and  trumpets  mix  their  mournful  sound. 

Amid  the  blaze,  their  pious  brethren  throw 

The  spoils,  in  battle  taken  from  the  foe ; 

Helms,  bits  embost,  and  swords  of  shining  steel, 

One  casts  a  target,  one  a  chariot-wheel ; 


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107 


Some  to  their  fellows  their  own  arms  restore  : 
The  falchions  which  in  luckless  fight  they  bore  : 
Their  bucklers  pierced,  their  darts  bestow'd  in  vain, 
And  shiver'd  lances  gather'd  from  the  plain  ; 
Whole  herds  of  offer'd  bulls  about  the  fire, 
And  bristled  boars,  and  woolly  sheep,  expire. 
Around  the  piles  a  careful  troop  attends, 
To  watch  the  wasting  flames,  and  weep  their  burning  friends. 
Lingering  along  the  shore,  till  dewy  night 
New  decks  the  face  of  Heaven  with  starry  light. 

The  ancients — Hebrews,  Greeks,     He  prophesied  falsely  of  the  dura- 
tion of  the  Roman  greatness  ;  but  he 


Romans — had  all  noble  ideas  and 
feelings  in  their  friendships.  David 
and  Jonathan — Achilles  and  Patro- 
clus — Pylades  and  Orestes — Damon 
and  Pythias — Nisus  and  Euryalus 
— and  many  others — real  or  phan- 
toms— of  the  sages  or  the  heroes. 
What  is  such  friendship,  when  flow- 
ering on  the  battle-field,  but  peace- 
in-war  !  Profoundest  repose  of  all 
the  heart's  best  affections  in  the  midst 
of  its  most  tempestuous  passions ! 
A  loun  hour  in  midst  of  a  day  of 
storms  ! 

Virgil  pours  his  entire  heart  into 
the  episode  of  Nisus  and  Euryalus — 
Homer  all  his  into  that  loftier  bro- 
therhood. Both  alike,  under  such  in- 
spiration, must  have  felt  confident 
of  immortality.  The  consciousness 
in  the  soul  of  genius  of  its  own  im- 
perishable greatness,  meets  our  per- 
fect sympathy,  when  that  genius  ex- 
ercises itself  in  the  finest  and  most 
famous  arts.  We  are  easily  able,  for 
example,  to  imagine  that  the  sculp- 
tor or  the  painter,  while  he  looks 
with  delight  himself  on  the  beautiful 
forms  that  are  rising  into  life  under 
his  hand,  feels  rejoicingly  that  other 
men,  formed  by  nature  with  souls 
like  his  own,  will  look  with  the  same 
emotion  on  the  same  forms,  and 
thank  him  to  whose  genius  they  owe 
their  delight.  We  can  conceive, with- 
out difficulty,  the  consciousness 
which  Virgil  felt  of  the  delight  which 
his  verse  would  inspire,when,  having 
celebrated,  in  that  perhaps  the  most 
beautiful  passage  in  all  his  poetry, 
the  perilous  and  fatal  adventure  of 
those  two  youthful  warriors,  and 
closed  their  eyes  in  death,  he  adds, 
rejoicingly, 

"  Fortunati  ambo  !  si  quid  mea  carmina 

possint, 
Nulla  dies  unquam  meraori  vos  eximet 

aevo, 
Dum  domus  ^Eneae   Capitoli  immobile 

saxum 
Accolet,   imperiumque  Pater  Romanus 

habebit!" 


committed  no  error  in  prophesying 
his  own  fame  ;  and  the  delight  which 
he  felt  himself  in  the  tender  and 
beautiful  picture  he  had  drawn,  is 
felt,  as  he  believed  it  would  be,  by 
numberless  spirits.  He  was  not  de- 
ceived, then,  in  the  assurance  he  felt 
of  an  undying  sympathy  among  men 
with  his  own  emotions ;  in  his  cer- 
tainty that  he  should  touch  their 
hearts  with  a  pensive  pleasure,  and 
win  from  them,  along  with  love  for 
his  fallen  heroes,  some  fond  and 
grateful  affection  to  him  who  had 
Bung  so  well  the  story  of  their  for- 
tunes. 

And  think  ye  not  that  Homer,  too, 
exulted  in  the  consciousness  that  he 
had  won  himself  an  immortal  fame, 
when  he  was  conceiving  for  Achilles 
the  tender  desire  that  his  body  should 
lie  in  the  same  tomb  with  that  of  his 
Patroclus  ?  "  The  time  may  come," 
said  the  hero,  "  when  Greece  may 
decree  us  a  vaster  monument." 
There  spake  Homer's  own  heart,  in 
the  fulness  of  the  pride  of  inspira- 
tion. Millions  yet  unborn  would  vi- 
sit that  mound,  because  of  the  glori- 
fying song  that  illuminated  its  ver- 
dure with  immortal  light.  Achilles 
was  either  to  return  home,  and  live 
and  die  obscurely  happy,  or  to  "  fall 
in  the  blaze  of  his  fame"  before 
Troy.  And  the  bard,  in  his  pre- 
science, knew  that  congenial  spirits, 
in  the  after-time,  would  think  it  hap- 
piness enough  for  Achilles,  that  he 
had  been  sung  by  Homer.  Not  else 
had  Alexander  the  Great  sought  the 
tomb  of  the  hero  whom  he  admired 
and  resembled — though  Homer's 
Achilles  never  saw  the  light  of  our 
day,  but  was  in  the  air- world  of  ima- 
gination an  ideal  phantom,  glorified 
by  genius  into  the  life  that  never 
dies. 

From  this  unintended  digression 
we  now  hasten  back  to  the  close  of 
the  funeral  rites  of  Patroclus. 

Those  magnificent  rites  are  follow- 


108  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  [Feb. 

ed  duly  by  the  funeral  games — and  les  is  king  to-day ;  and  he  has  recei- 

who  should  preside  over  them — but  ved  his  sceptre  from  the  hand  of sor- 

Achilles  ?    Agamemnon   himself  is  row.     How  heroic  his  bearing  from 

there— and  all  the  chiefs.  But  Achil-  first  to  last ! 


Atrides,  and  ye  other  valiant  Greeks  ! 

These  prizes,  in  the  circus  placed,  attend 

The  charioteers.     Held  we  the  present  games 

In  honour  of  some  other  Greecian  dead, 

I  would  myself  bear  hence  the  foremost  prize ; 

For  well  ye  know  my  steeds,  that  they  surpass 

All  else,  and  are  immortal ;  Neptune's  gift 

To  my  own  father,  and  his  gift  to  me. 

But  neither  I  this  contest  share  myself, 

Nor  shall  my  steeds ;  for  they  would  miss  the  force 

And  guidance  of  a  charioteer  so  kind 

As  they  have  lost,  who  many  a  time  hath  cleansed 

Their  manes  with  water  of  the  crystal  brook, 

And  made  them  sleek,  himself,  with  limpid  oil. 

Him,  therefore,  mourning,  motionless  they  stand, 

With  hair  dishevell'd,  streaming  to  the  ground. 

But  ye,  whoever  of  the  host  profess 

Superior  skill,  and  glory  in  your  steeds 

And  well-built  chariots,  for  the  strife  prepare ! 


So  spake  Pelides,  and  arose  the 
charioteers  for  speed  renowned — Eu- 
melus,  accomplished  in  equestrian 
arts — Diomede,  the  son  of  Tydeus— 
he  yoked  the  coursers  won  by  him- 
self in  battle  from  jiEneas,  what  time 
Apollo  saved  their  master — the  son 
of  Atreus  with  the  golden  locks,  Me- 
nelaus,  who  joined  to  his  chariot  the 
mare  of  Agamemnon,  swift  JEthe, 
and  his  own  Podargus — and  Antilo- 
chus,  son  of  Nestor,  his  bright-maned 
steeds  prepared,  of  Pylian  breed.  At 
the  sight,  grief  for  the  dead  fades  be- 
fore the  glory  of  the  living — yet  with 
what  noble  pathos  does  Achilles  here 
remember  his  friend ! 

Tydides  is  victor;  and  the  prizes 
are  delivered  in  order ; — the  last  of 
all  to Nestor,  by  Achilles  him- 
self, the  Flower  of  Chivalry  and 
Courtesy,  in  honour  and  reverence 
of  Old  Age.  "  Take  thou,  my  Fa- 
ther !  and  for  ever  keep  this  in  store, 
that  thou  mayst  never  forget  the 
funeral  of  my  friend !  accept  it  as  a 
free  gift:  for,  fallen  as  thou  art  into 
the  wane  of  life,  thou  must  wield 
the  csestus,  wrestle,  at  the  spear 
contend,  or  in  the  foot-race,  hence- 
forth no  more  !' ' — "  My  son !  I  accept 
thy  gift  with  joy; — glad  is  my  heart 
that  thou  art  evermore  mindful  of 
one  who  loves  thee,  and  that  now 
thou  yieldest  me  such  honour  as  is 
due  to  my  years,  in  sight  of  all  the 
Greeks.  So  may  thegods  immor- 
talize thy  name  !"  Such  the  princely 
bearing  of  Achilles  on  the  first  con- 


test; and  look  on  him  now  at  the 
proposal  of  the  last.  In  the  circus  he 
places  a  ponderous  spear  and  cal- 
dron yet  unfired,  and  around  em- 
bossed with  flowers — and  uprise  at 
once  the  spearmen,  Agamemnon  and 
Meriones,  when  Achilles  thus  ad- 
dresses the  king  of  men — nor  is 
Sotheby's  English  inferior  to  Ho- 
mer's Greek  : 

"  Achilles  spake — '  King  !  thy  surpassing 

art 

All  know,  far  far  o'er  all  to  hurl  the  dart, 
And — if  thy  will,  Atrides ! — such  is  mine — 
The  lance  be  that  brave  chief's — the  cal- 
dron thine.' 
He  spake :   and  Atreus'  son,  with  joyful 

mind, 

The  lance  to  brave  Meriones  resign'd  : 
And  bade  Talthybius  to  his  tent  convey 
The  beauteous  caldron,  to  record  the  day." 

Old  Homer  was  indeed  a  perfect 
gentleman.  In  the  noblest  of  all 
warlike  arts,  that  of  the  spear,  he 
makes  Agamemnon's  self  rise  to 
contend,  in  honour  of  Patroclus — 
the  brother  of  him  he  had  so  out- 
rageously wronged — but  whom  he 
has  now  gloriously  righted  in  the 
presence  of  all  Greece.  The  mutual 
forgiveness  is  now  complete — com- 
plete the  reconciliation.  Both  he- 
roes stand  now  in  each  other's  esti- 
mation as  they  did  before  that  fatal 
quarrel.  Achilles,  indeed,  needed 
no  vindication ;  but  Agamemnon 
did;  and  in  that  incident,  closing 
the  games  with  such  dignity,  we 


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169 

The  games  are  over — the  army  is 
broken  up— and  to  repast  and  sleep 
have  gone  all  the  people.  Night  and 
silence  once  more  invest  the  camp ; 
and  again  begins  the  passion  of 
Achilles.  His  thoughts  are  like  the 
rage  Leonum  vincula  recusantum. 


feel  that  he  was  indeed  the  King  of 
Men, — such  a  king  as  even  Socrates 
himself — in  that  divine  dialogue  of 
Plato  which  Cicero  asked  who  could 
read  without  tears — hoped, 
"  When  he  had  shuffled  off  this  mortal 

coil," 
to  converse  with  in  Elysium. 

The  assembly  broke  up,  and  to  the  swift-sailing  ships  the  people  all 
Dispersed  went :  for  mindful  were  they  of  repast, 
And  of  sweet  sleep  to  have  their  full  :  but  Achilles 
Wept,  calling  to  mind  his  beloved  friend  ;  nor  him  did  sleep, 
The  all-subduing,  seize,  but  now  here,  now  there  he  toss'd, 
Desiderating  the  manhood  and  the  vigorous  might  of  Patroclus; 
What  toilsome  labours  he  had  terminated  along  with  him,  what  distresses  he  had 

endured, 

While  passing  through  the  battles  of  heroes,  and  dangerous  waves : 
Remembering  all  this — he  let  fall  abundant  tears. 
One  while  reclining  on  his  sides, — at  another 
Supine,  and  now  on  his  face,  then,  standing  up  aright, 

He  saunter'd  about  sorrowing,  along  the  shore  of  the  sea :  him  not  the  morn, 
When  dawning  on  the  sea  and  on  the  shore,  missed  : 
But  he,  when  he  had  yoked  the  swiftest  horses  to  the  chariot, 
Bound  Hector,  to  be  dragg'd  behind  his  chariot : 

Thrice  having  dragg'd  him  around  the  mound  of  the  dead  Menoetiades, 
Again  he  paused  in  his  tent,  him  (Hector)  he  left 
Extended  prone  in  the  dust :  but  Apollo  from  his 
Body  warded  off  all  unseemliness,*  (putrefaction,)  pitying  the  man 
Even  though  dead :  all  around  he  veil'd  him  with  his  JEgis 
Of  gold,  that  when  dragging  him  along  he  might  not  lacerate  him. 

ty,  whom  nature  graciously  framed  to 
live  in  the  bonds  of  brotherhood.  Had 
Helen  and  Paris  never  sinned,  how 
heroic  might  have  been  the  friend- 
ship of  Achilles  and  Hector !  The 
heir-apparent  of  the  throne  of  Troy 
might  have  visited  the  son  of  Peleus 
in  his  father's  court  of  Phthia,  and 
bards  immortalized  the  mutual  affec- 
tion of  the  heroes.  For  prodigally 
endowed  were  they  both  by  the  gods 
with  the  noblest  gifts  of  nature,  and 
to  Achilles  Hector  might  have  been 
Patroclus.  Such  is  the  mystery  of 
this  life ;  but  in  the  Elysian  Fields 
they  may  repose  together  in  immor- 
tal love  on  the  meads  of  Asphodel. 

While  thus  Achilles  in  his  wrath 
disgraced  his  noble  foe,  looking  down 
from  heaven  the  Immortals  pitied 
him ;  all  but  Juno  and  Pallas — re- 
membering how  Paris  in  his  rural 
liome  had  disdained  them,  and  pre- 
fered  to  theirs  the  charms  of  Venus— 
and  the  sovereign  power  of  Ocean, 
the  earth-encircling  Earth-shaker. 
Apollo  pleads  with  Jove  for  the  re- 
storation of  the  body  of  his  beloved 
Hector  to  Priam  ;  and  Iris  summons 
Thetis  to  heaven  from  her  lamenta- 


The  Fury  will  not  leave  his  heart. 
She  still  glares  in  his  bloodshot  eyes 
— and  through  that  ghastly  light,  dis- 
colouring and  disfiguring,  Achilles 
still  sees  the  character  and  the  corpse 
of  Hector.  Would  thathis  rage  suffer- 
ed him  to  chop  the  slayer  of  Patro- 
clus into  pieces,  and  devour  him  raw ! 
That  savage  desire  is  dead,  but  it 
gave  way  but  to  another — satiated — 
if  his  hate  be  not  insatiable — by  thus 
dragging  the  body  at  his  chariot 
round  the  mound  of  Menoetiades.  He 
sees  notinthat  body  the  son  of  Priam, 
the  Prince  of  the  people,  the  defend- 
er of  his  country,  the  worshipper  of 
the  gods,  but  a  wretch  accursed — a 
hound  abhorred — trampled  on,  stab- 
bed, mutilated,  but  not  yet  enough 
insulted,  and  punished,  and  excom- 
municated from  humanity  ;  as  is  its 
ghost  from  all  other  ghosts  in  the 
world  of  shadows.  'Tis  thus  that  in 
his  insanity  he  has  looked  on  Hector 
— living  or  dead — thus  that  he  has 
thought  on  him — ever  since  Patro- 
clus' death.  And  thus  it  is  that  rage, 
and  hate,  and  revenge,  kindled  in  war, 
or  haply  in  peace,  separate  the  souls 
of  us  mortal  beings  in  bitterest  enmi- 


"  nc  corpus  fcedaretm*  nee  ulceribus  et  livoribus,  nee  putresceret,"  says  Heyne. 


170  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  [Feb, 

tions  for  her  noble  son,  ordained  to  it  is  the  will  of  heaven  he  should 

die  far  distant   from   his  home  at  now  relent,  and   receive  the    ran* 

Troy.     She  is  commissioned  by  the  som. 
Thunderer  to  tell  the  Implacable  that 

COWPER. 

So  spake  the  God,  nor  Thetis  not  complied  : 
Descending  swift  from  the  Olympian  heights 
She  reach'd  Achilles'  tent.     Him  there  she  found 
Groaning  disconsolate,  while  others  ran 
To  and  fro,  occupied  around  a  sheep 
New-slaughter' d  large,  and  of  exuberant  fleece. 
She,  sitting  close  beside  him,  softly  strok'd 
His  cheek,  and  thus,  affectionate,  began  : 

"  How  long,  my  son !  sorrowing  and  mourning  here, 
Wilt  thou  consume  thy  soul,  nor  give  one  thought 
Either  to  food  or  love?  Yet  love  is  good, 
And  woman  griefs  best  cure  ;  for  length  of  days 
Is  not  thy  doom,  hut,  even  now,  thy  death 
And  ruthless  destiny  are  on  the  wing. 
Mark  me — I  come  ambassadress  from  Jove. 
The  Gods,  he  saith,  resent  it,  but  himself 
More  deeply  than  the  rest,  that  thou  retain'st 
Amid  thy  fleet,  through  fury  of  revenge, 
Uriransom'd  Hector.      Be  advised,  accept 
Hansom,  and  to  his  friends  resign  the  dead." 

To  whom  Achilles,  swiftest  of  the  swift : 
"  Come  then  the  ransomer,  and  take  him  hence; 
So  be  it,  if  such  be  the  desire  of  Jove." 


And  now  Iris,  "  who  to  her  feet  ties 
whirlwinds,"  is  despatched  to  Troy, 
to  enjoin  Priam  to  repair  unto 
Achaia's  fleet  with  such  gifts  as  may 
assuage  Achilles.  The  old  king  sets 
out  on  his  journey,  and,  under  the 


Achilles  singly  heaved  it.— There  the  god 
Gave  Priam  entrance  to  the  chiefs  abode. 


And  will  the  wretched  old  man  in- 
deed venture  into  such  a  presence  ? 
Yes — and  without  fear.  For  he  has 

f~rT  yet  a  kindly  spirit — though,  for  his 

guidance  ot  Hermes,  who  meets  him     j__  «„„?„„>„  „„!,,>  ™Iii:Jr«  „,;»»,  i,;Q 


in  shape  of  a  "  princely  boy,  now 
clothing  first  his  ruddy  cheek  with 
clown,  which  is  youth's  loveliest 
season,"  reaches  in  his  car,  with  the 
glorious  ransom-price  of  Hector,  the 
tent  of  the  Destroyer.  See  it  in 
Sotheby,  who  has  a  fine  eye  for  the 
picturesque  : — 

Tlien  to  the  tent  of  great  Achilles  came, 
Whose  wider  amplitude,  and  loftier  frame, 
To  grace  their  king  his  Myrmidons  had 

made, 

With  trunks  of  pine  on  pine  in  order  laid, 
And,  from  the  marshes,  for  the  shelt'ring 

roof, 
Mow'd  many  a  reed,   and  firmly  rear'd 

aloof, 

And  compassing  the  court's  wide  spread- 
ing bound, 
Girt   it  with    fence  of  thickest    stakes 

around. 
One  bar,  a  pine,  immense  in  size  and 

weight, 
From  free  intrusion  fenced  the  guarded 

gate; 
Three    Greeks    alone,    with    all    their 

strength  amain, 
Could  draw  it  back,   or  forward  force 

again ; 


dear  Hector's  sake,  willing  with  his 
hoary  locks  to  sweep  the  dust.  Her- 
mes had  told  Priam  from  Jove  not 
to  dread  Achilles. 
The   Argicide  shall  guide,  shall  onward 

lead, 

Till  to  Achilles'  presence  thou  proceed  : 
There  boldly  enter,  nor  Pelides  dread, 
That  hero  will  not  wound,  but  guard  thy 

head. 

For  Peleus'  son,  not  senseless,  rash,  un- 
just, 

But  prompt  to  raise  the  suppliant  from 
the  dust. 

So  Hermes  spoke  to  Priam  in  his 
own  palace  ;  and  now  that  they  have 
reached  the  tent  of  the  Terrible, 
before  reascending  the  Olympian 
heights,  he  comforts  him  with  the 
same  assurance,  bidding  him  enter, 
and  seize  fast  the  knees  of  Achilles, 
and  adjure  the  hero  to  compassion- 
ate him,  by  his  aged  sire,  by  his  beau- 
teous mother,  and  his  darling  son. 

We  shall  venture  to  give  in  our  li- 
teral prose,  from  beginning  to  end, 
the  whole  of  this  immortal  scene. 
It  is  manifestly  impossible  for  us  to 
quote  the  poetical  versions  of  the 


1832,]  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  171 

Four.  Suffice  it  to  say,  that  Sotlieby,    power,  sustains  his  high  character, 
in  this  severest  trial  of  skill  and    and  is  inferior  to  none  of  his  rivals. 

NORTH. 

.  Right  on  to  the  tent  march'd  the  old  man 

In  which  Achilles  was  sitting,  beloved  of  Jove :  in  it  himself 

He  found :  but  his  companions  were  seated  apart :  these  two  alone, 

The  hero  Automedon,  and  Alcimus — a  shoot  of  Mars, 

Minister'd,  standing  near:  for  he  had  newly  ceased  from  food, 

Having  eaten  and  drank  :  and  the  table  still  stood  near : 

The  huge  Priam  having  enter'd,  escaped  the  notice  of  these,  and  standing  near, 

With  his  hands  Achilles'  knees  he  grasp'd,  and  kiss'd  (those)  hands 

Terrible,  homicidal,  which  had  slain  so  many  of  his  sons. 

As  when  an  overwhelming  calamity  hath  taken  hold  of  a  man,  who,  in  his  own, 

country, 

Having  slain  a  human  being,  hath  come  among  another  people, 
To  a  rich  man's  (house),  amazement  seizes  those  looking  upon  him  ! 
In  like  manner  stood  Achilles  aghast,  when  beholding  the  godlike  Priam  : 
Aghast,  too,  stood  the  others, — gazing  on  each  other. 
But  him  Priam,  supplicating,  address'd  : 
"  Think  on  thy  father,  oh,  Achilles,  like  to  the  gods ! 
Who  is  of  the  same  years  as  I,  on  the  mournful  threshold  of  old  age  : 
Him,  peradventure,  some  neighbouring  (rivals)  dwelling  around  him, 
Are  oppressing,  nor  is  there  one  to  avert  evil  and  destruction ; 
Yet  he,  indeed,  hearing  that  thou  art  alive, 
Rejoices  in  his  soul,  and  every  day  hopes 
To  see  his  beloved  son  return'd  from  Troy : 
But  I  (am)  thoroughly  ill-fated,  for  I  begat  most  valiant  sons 
In  wide  Troy — of  them  not  one  can  I  say  to  have  been  left. 
Fifty  they  were  to  me,  when  the  sons  of  the  Greeks  arrived : 
Nineteen  were  from  one  womb, 

But  all  the  rest  (my)  concubines  brought  forth  to  me  in  the  palaces. 
Of  many  of  these  did  impetuous  Mars  unnerve  the  knees  ; 
But  him  who  was  my  alone  one,  and  defended  my  city  and  them, 
Him  hast  thou  lately  slain,  while  defending  his  native  land, 
— Hector :   on  his  account  now  come  I  to  the  ships  of  the  Greeks, 
To  redeem  him  of  thee,  and  bring  an  unbounded  ransom. 
But,  oh  !  Achilles,  reverence  the  gods,  and  pity  me, 
Calling  to  mind  your  own  father  !   truly  still  more  pitiable  am  I, 
For  I  have  endured  what  never  did  any  other  earth-inhabiting  mortal, 
- — To  draw  to  my  mouth  the  hand  of  the  man  that-slew-my-children." 

Thus  spoke  he  :   and  in  him  he  stirr'd  up  the  longing  of  grief  for  his  father, 
And,  having  taken  him  by  the  hand,  he  gently  push'd  away  the  old  man. 
Both  call'd  to  remembrance  (the  past)  ;  the  one,  Hector  the  mauslayer 
Lamented  incessantly,  prostrate  at  the  feet  of  Achilles: 
But  Achilles  bewail'd  his  own  father,  and,  by  turns, 
Patroclus  :   and  their  groans  rose  up  throughout  the  house. 
But  after  Achilles  had  had  his  full  of  bewailing, 

And  the  longing  for  it  had  departed  from  his  mind  and  from  his  body, 
Forthwith  from  his  seat  started  he,  and  by  the  hand  upraised  the  old  man, 
Taking  pity  on  his  hoary  head,  and  hoary  beard  ; 
And,  addressing  him,  spoke  (these)  wing'd  words  : — 
"  Ah,  wretched  one !  many  evils  hast  thou  endured  in  thy  mind. 
How  did'st  thou  dare  to  come  alone  to  the  ships  of  the  Greeks, 
Into  the  presence  of  a  man  who  thy  many  and  brave 
Sons  slew  ?     Surely  thou  hast  a  heart  of  steel ! 

But  come,  sit  down  beside  me  on  the  seat ;  and  our  sorrows  altogether 
Let  us  allow  to  lie  down  in  our  minds — grieved  though  we  be ; 
For  there  is  no  profit  in  freezing  lamentation. 
Thus,  then,  have  the  gods  spun  the  destiny  of  miserable  mortals 
To  live  mourning;  but  they  themselves  are  without  cares. 
In  the  threshold  of  Jove  lie  two  casks 

Of  gifts  which  he  gives,  the  one  of  evils,  but  the  other  of  blessings  ; 
(He)  on  whom  Jupiter,  who  delights  in  thuuder,  having  mingled  (them),  shall 
bestow  (both), 


172  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  [Feb. 

At  one  time  is  in  evil,  at  another  in  good  : 

(But)  to  whom  he  shall  give  of  the  bad,  him  hath  he  made  subject  to  reproach  j 

Him  ravenous  misery  persecutes  on  the  gracious  earth, 

And  he  goes  about,  neither  honour'd  by  gods  nor  mortals. 

So,  indeed,  on  Peleus  did  the  gods  bestow  splendid  gifts 

From  his  birth  :    for  he  was  distinguished  among  all  men 

For  plenty  and  wealth,  and  ruled  over  the  Myrmidons  ; 

And  to  him,  though  a  mortal,  they  gave  a  goddess  to  wife : 

Yet  even  on  him  hath  God  inflicted  an  evil,  in  that  no 

Offspring  of  sons  has  been  born  in  his  house,  to  rule  after  him, 

But  an  only  son  hath  he  begot,  destined-to-perish-untimely  ;  nor  him  indeed 

Do  I  cherish  in  his  old  age,  since  very  far  from  my  native  land 

Do  I  sit  before  Troy,  saddening  thee  and  thy  children. 

Thee,  too,  old  man,  have  we  heard,  as  once  abounding  in  as  much  riches 

As  Lesbos  southward,  the  seat  of  Macar,  contains  within  itself, 

And  Phrygia  eastward,  and  the  far-extended  Hellespont — 

All  these,  old  man,  they  say,  didst  thou  surpass  in  riches  and  in  sons. 

But  from  the  time  when  the  celestials  have  inflicted  on  thee  this  calamity, 

Battles  and  man-slayings  have  continually  beset  thy  city. 

Endure,  nor  unceasingly  mourn  in  thine  heart, 

For  nothing  will  it  profit  thee  to  be  sad  for  thy  son, 

For  thou  shalt  not  raise  him  up  again,  before  some  new  evil  shalt  thou  suffer." 

Him  then  answer'd  the  old  man,  the  god-like  Priam  ! 

"  Do  not  at  all  make-me-to-sit-down  on  a  seat,  Jove-nourish'd  one,  in  so  long  as 

Hector 

Lies  uncared-for  (unburied)  in  the  tents,  but  quick  as  possible 
Ilansomed-restore-him,  that  with  (these)  eyes  I  may  behold  him  ;  and  do  thou  receive 

the  ransom 

Magnificent,  which  we  bring  to  thee  :   and  mayst  thou  enjoy  it,  and  return 
To  thy  father-land,  since  thou  hast  first  permitted  me, 
Myself,  both  to  live  and  to  look  upon  the  light  of  the  sun." 
Him  the  swift-footed  Achilles,  sternly-eyeing,  addressed : — 
"  Provoke  me  no  more,  old  man  ;   I  myself  purpose, 
Ransomed-to-restore  Hector  :  from  Jove  to  me  came  as  a  messenger 
The  mother  who  bore  me,  the  daughter  of  the  sea-dwelling  old  man  : 
But,  Priam,  I  know  thee  in  my  mind,  nor  deceivest  thou  me, 
In  that  some  god  hath  conducted  thee  to  the  swift  ships  of  the  Greeks  ; 
For  no  mortal  might  dare  to  enter,  riot  even  though  very  youth-vigorous, 
The  camp ;  since  neither  could-he-escape-the-notice-of  the  guards,  nor  the  bars 
Of  our  gates  easily  unbolt. 

Therefore,  no  more  rouse  thou  my  soul  in  (its)  sorrows, 
Lest  thee,  old  man,  even  thee  I  endure  not  in  the  camp, 
Suppliant  though  thou  be,  and  offend  against  the  behests  of  Jove." 
Thus  spoke  he  :   the  old  man  feared,  and  obeyed  the  command. 
But  the  son  of  Peleus  from  the  house  like  a  lion  sprang  forth  ; 
Not  alone  :   along  with  him  two  attendants  follow'd, 
The  hero  Autontiedon,  and  Alcimus,  whom  chiefly  indeed 
Of  his  companions  Achilles  honour'd,  since  Patroclus  was  now  dead — 
They  then  from  the  yoke  unloosed  the  horses  and  mules, 
And  introduced  the  summoning  herald  *  of  the  old  man, 
And  placed  him  on  a  seat :   from  the  beautifully-polish'd  car 
They  took  the  unbounded  ransom  of  Hector's  head. 
But  two  robes  they  left,  and  a  fine-woven  tunic, 

That  covering  the  corpse,  he  (Priam)  might  give  it  to  be  carried  home. 
Calling  to  him  his  maid-servants,  he  ordered  them  to  wash,  and  to  anoint  all  around 
(The  corpse) — taking  it  apart,  so  that  Priam  might  not  behold  his  son, 
Lest  he  should  not  in  his  sorrowing  heart  restrain  his  anger 
When  looking  on  his  son,  and  rouse  up  the  heart  (wrath)  of  Achilles 
To  slay  him,  and  violate  the  behests  of  Jove. 
It,  when  the  hand-maidens  had  washed,  and  anointed  with  oil, 
Around  it  they  cast  the  beautiful  mantle  and  the  tunic, 


rov  fioaiv 
Schol. 


1832.]  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  173 

And  Achilles  himself  having  lifted  up,  placed  it  in  the  couch, 

And  along  with  him  his  attendants  raised  it  up  into  the  beautifully-polish'd  car. 
Then  groan'd  he,  calling-by-name  on  his  beloved  friend, 

"  Be  not  angry  with  me,  Patroclus,  if  perchance  thou  mayst  hear, 

Even  in  Ades,  that  ransom'd-I-have-restored  the  illustrious  Hector 

To  his  father  ;  since  no  unbeseeming  ransom  hath  he  given, 

Of  which  I  verily  on  thee  will  bestow  as  much  as  is  befitting." 
He  said,  and  to  his  tent  return'd  the  illustrious  Achilles, 

And  sat  down  on  his  splendidly- Daedalian  reclining-chair,  from  which  he  had  uprisen, 

From  the  opposite  wall,  and  to  Priam  these  words  address'd  : 

"  Ransom-restored  hath  been  thy  son  to  thee,  old  man,  as  thou  did'st  wish  ; 

In  the  couch  he  lies,  and,  along  with  the  day-spring, 

Thou  thyself  shalt  behold  and  carry  him  away :  but  now  let  us  be  mindful  of  supper. 

For  even  the  beautiful-hair'd  Niobe  was  mindful  of  food, 

Although  even  her  twelve  children  were  cut  off  in  the  house, 

Six  daughters  truly,  and  six  blooming  sons ; 

Them  Apollo  slew  from  (by  means  of)  his  silver  how, 

Being  enraged  at  Niobe ;  the  former,  Diana  that-delights-in-arrows  (slew), 

Because  she  (Niobe)  had  compared  herself  with  the  beautiful-cheek'd  Latona, 

For  she  said  that  she  had  brought  forth  two,  while  she  herself  had  produced  many. 

But  they  (Apollo  and  Diana)  though  two  destroy'd  them  all, 

For-nine-days  lay  they  in  their  slaughter  (blood),  nor  was  there  one 

To  bury  them  ;  for  Jove  had  made  the  people  stone. 

Them,  however,  on  the  tenth  day  did  the  gods  of  heaven  bury  : 

Yet  even  she  was  mindful  of  food,  when  weary  of  weeping. 

And  now  somewhere  among  the  rocks,  among  the  sheep-frequented  (solitary)  moun- 
tains, 

In  Sipylus,  where  they  say  is  the  cradle  of  the  goddess — 

Nymphs,  who  move-vigorously  (dance)  around  (on  the  banks)  of  the  Achelous, 

There,  although  of  stone,  does  she  digest*  her  sorrows,  from  (inflicted  by)  the  gods. 

But  come,  illustrious  old  man,  let  us  concern  ourselves 

About  food,  and  afterwards  mayst  thou  weep  for  thy  beloved  son, 

When  you  have  carried  him  to  Troy  ;  much -wept- for  shall  he  be  by  thee." 
He  said,  and  starting  up,  a  sheep,  white-fleeced,  the  swift  Achilles 

Slew,  (which)  his  companions  flay'd,  and  prepared  skilfully  and  gracefully, 

And  into-small-portions-cut  it  attentively,  and  spits  pass'd  through  it, 

And  roasted  it  circumspectly,  and  drew  all  off  (the  spits). 

But  Automedon  having  taken  bread,  portion'd  it  out  on  the  table 

In  beautiful  baskets,  and  Achilles  portion'd  out  the  flesh. 

They  stretch'd  forth  their  hands  to  the  good  cheerj-  (now)  ready  and  served  up. 

After  they  had  removed  the  desire  of  food  and  drink, 

Then  indeed  did  the  Dardanian  Priam  gaze-with-admiration  on  Achilles, 

How  large,  and  what  kind  he  was,  (his  stature  and  beauty ;)  for  he  seem'd  in  presence 
like  the  gods: 

And  Achilles  gazed  with  admiration  on  the  Dardanian  Priam, 

Contemplating  his  benevolent  countenance,  and  listening  to  his  words ! 

But  when  they  were  satisfied  with  beholding  one  another, 

The  god-like  aged  Priam  first  address'd  him  : 

"  Send-me-to-repose,  Jove-nourish'd-one,  that  now 

Lull'd  in  sweet  sleep  we  may  be  recruited  ; 

For  never  have  my  eyes  under  my  eyelids  closed, 

From  the  time  when,  under  thy  hands,  my  son  lost  his  life, 

But  ever  I  groan,  and  ten  thousand  woes  digest, 

In  the  enclosures  of  my  court,  rolling  myself  in  the  dust : 

But  now  have  I  fed  upon  food,  and  the  dark  wine 

Have  I  sent  (poured)  down  my  throat :   for  never  before  had  I  fed." 

He  said :   but  Achilles  gave  orders  to  his  companions  and  bondswomen 

To  prepare  a  bed  beneath  the  portico,  and  beautiful  bedclothes 

Of  purple  to  onlay,  and  thereupon  coverlets  to  place, 

Arid  sott  fleeces  to  put  on,  to  be  drawn  over  from  above. 

They  went  forth  from  the  house,  having  in  their  hands  each  a  torch, 


fcffffu — Shakspeare's  "chewing1  the  end  of  sweet  ami  bitter  memory." 
lit.  profitable  things. 


174  Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  [Feb. 

And  immediately  they  made  up  two  couches-with-sedulous  haste, 

When  the  swift-footed  Achilles,  false- fear- infusing*  into  him,  thus  addressed  him  j 

"  Sleep  thou  without,  beloved  old  man,  lest  any  one  of  the  Greeks 

As  a  consulter  should  come  here,  for  such  continually 

Are  sitting  by  me  deliberating  in  council,  as  the  manner  is: 

Of  these,  if  any  one  should  see  thee  through  the  swift  dark  night, 

Forthwith  will  he  tell  it  to  Agamemnon,  the  shepherd  of  the  people, 

And  peradventure  a  procrastination  of  the  ransoming  of  the  corse  may  take  place. 

But  come  now,  tell  me  this,  and  truly  tell  me, 

How  many-days  art-thou  anxious-for  to  bury  the  illustrious  Hector, 

Since  so  long  will  I  myself  be  at  rest,  and  restrain  the  people." 

Him  the  venerable  god-like  Priam  then  addressed  :— 

"  If  me  thou  wish  to  celebrate  funeral  rites  to  the  illustrious  Hector, 

By  so  doing,  a  grateful- favour  wilt  thou  confer  on  me,  Achilles. 

Thou  knowest  that  we  are  shut  up  in  the  city,  and  from  afar  must  wood 

Be  brought  from  the  city,  and  much  panic-struck  are  the  Trojans. 

For  nine  days  him  shall  we  bewail  in  the  house, 

But  on  the  tenth  day  would  we  bury  him,  and  let  the  people  have  the  funeral  banquet : 

On  the  eleventh  day  would  we  erect  a  mound  upon  him, 

And  on  the  twelfth  will  we  renew  the  war,  if  it  must  needs  be  so."— 

Him  then  addressed  the  swift-footed,  god-like  Achilles  : 

"  It  shall  be  so,  venerable  Priam,  since  thus  thou  wishest  it : 

The  war,  for  as  long  as  thou  orderest,  will  I  restrain." 

Thus  having  spoken,  the  old  man's  right  hand  at  the  wrist 

He  grasped,  that  he  might  not  in  any  respect  be  alarmed  in  mind, 

And  in  the  vestibule  of  the  abode  there,  there  went  to  sleep 

The  herald  and  Priam,  having  prudent  counsels  in  their  breast  j 

But  Achilles  slept  in  a  corner  of  the  well-compacted  tent, 

And  beside  him  lay  the  beautiful-cheeked  Briseis. 

This  was,  perhaps,  the  boldest  at-  ficent  breaks  and  many  majestic  flows 
tempt  ever  undertaken  and  achieved  it  pursues  its  way ;  and  ends  tran- 
in  one  single  scene  by  any  poet.  We  quilly  in  the  wide  wide  sea,  under 
do  not  except  even  the  wonderful  the  hush  of  night,  "when  all  the  stars 
works  of  Shakspeare,  who  "exhaust-  of  heaven  are  on  its  breast." 
ed  worlds,  and  then  imagined  new,"  We  beheld  a  stormy  morning — and 
or  of  Milton,  who  not  only  brought  a  day  of  storms — nor  knew  how  to 
together  angels  and  us  conversing  hope  for  termination  of  the  tempest, 
in  Paradise,  but  ventured  even  on  But  we  find  ourselves  "  at  dewy  to- 
more  transcendent  strains.  The  heart  fall  of  the  night"  in  the  midst  of  pro- 
of Homer  could  not  rest  till  he  had  foundest  peace.     All  passion  has  ra- 
recoriciled  the  Destroyer  and  the  Be-  ved  itself  away  j  no  sound  is  heard  in 
reaved.  Such  was  the  nobility  of  his  the  Tentbutthe  murmurs  of  the  mid- 
nature,  and  such  the  congenial  gran-  night  sea;  and  Achilles  and  Priam, 
deur  of  his  genius,  that  he  felt  a  like  princes  at  peace,  are  asleep  be- 
high  and  holy  duty  imposed  on  him  neath  the  reed-roof  of  the  pine-pil- 
by  the  Muse,  of  which  he  was  the  lared  edifice,  while  their  tutelary 
Voice,  to  conquer  and  overcome  all  gods  inspire  into  their  souls  undis- 
mortal  horror,  repulsion,  and  repug-  turbing  dreams.     Out  in  the  open 
nance  in  the  hearts  of  his  heroes,  air,  before  the  porch,  and  beneath 
and  to  vindicate  in  them  the  laws  the  pity  of  the  stars,  laid  thereon  by 
that  bind  together  the  brotherhood  the  heroic  hands  that  slew  the  hero, 
of  the   human  race.      His  triumph  and  decently  composed  his  limbs  at 
is    perfect    in    that    reconciliation,  last,  and  covered  with  fair  vesture, 
Throughout  the  whole  interview  the  lies   on  the  car  of  Priam  the  ran- 
flow  of  feeling  is  strong  "  as  a  moun-  somed  body  of  Hector.  From  all  dis- 
tain  river"  that  issues  in  power  from  figurement  and  decay  Apollo  had 
its  very  source;  with  many  magni-  saved  it  with  his  golden  shield;  nor 


*  'EviKt(><ro{*.iuv — wounding  by  sarcastic  raillery — must  here  mean,  falsum  tirnorem  incutere 
cupiens— ro  xtgroftBiv  cu  r^u.^ornrot,   l%ov  vfigurrtxnv,   Jj   ovtibitrri'xw,  'aXX'  tiffhyvffiv  q>6[->ou 

J,sl,JSj not  a  contumelious  or  sarcastic  roughness,  but  an  exhibition  of  pretended  fear,  says 

Eustathius  on  this  passage.  Heyne,  however,  translates  it,  "  Subridendo  et  quasileniterjocando,'\ 


1832.]  Sotheby's  Homer.      Critique  V. 

will  Hecuba  and  Andromache  need  to 
regard  with  horror  in  their  grief  the 


face  of  the  Defender. 

That  great  line  has  been  develo- 
ped— out  of  it  has  grown  the  Iliad. 
"  Like  some  tall  palm  the   stately  fabric 

rose. " 

Yethavetherebeencritics,and  those, 
too,  of  some  "  mark  and  likelihood," 
who  have  been  unable  to  construe 
M»wv — to  understand  the  meaning  of 
WRATH.  They  forget,  too,  that  it  was 
the  Wrath  of  Achilles.  They  have 
complained  of  Homer,  that  he  has 
inspired  his  hero  with  two  Wraths — 
one — of  which  Agamemnon  was  the 
object — of  the  other,  Hector.  O  the 
blind  breasts  of  mortals  !  There  was 
but  one  Wrath— but  it  was  "  wide 
and  general  as  the  casing  air," — in 
its  atmosphere  Achilles  breathed — it 
was  the  plague — and  Apollo  sent  it 
• — it  broke  not  out  in  boils  and  blains 
and  blotches  on  the  face  of  Achilles 
— for  nothing  could  change  the  beau- 
tiful but  into  the  terrible — but  it 
bathed  his  eyes  in  fire,  and  disco- 
loured to  them  all  the  green  earth 
with  blood.  Wrath  is  a  demon — and 
its  name  is  Legion — for  there  are 
many ;  and  the  devils  are  like  gods. 
The  passion  of  Achilles — who  was 
the  Incarnation  of  the  Will — hewed 
down,  on  all  the  high  places,  woods 
for  fuel  to  burn  on  its  own  altar,  a 
perpetual  oblation  and  sacrifice,  fla- 
ming day  and  night,  to  Revenge. 
Achilles  hadanoble  understanding — 
no  Greek  among  them  all  had  lar- 
ger Discourse  of  Reason.  But  he  ap- 
pealed to  another  power  in  his  being, 
on  his  mighty  wrong;  and  a  response 
came  to  him,  more  sacred  even  than 
of  conscience,  "Relentnot  till  Greece 
is  trodden  in  the  dust  by  Troy." 

MHNIN  auli, 


It  is  a  miserable  mistake  to  think 
that  Achilles  was  at  any  time,  ex- 
cept just  at  the  very  first  burst  on 
sustaining  that  injurious  insult, 
wrathful  with  Agamemnon.  The  King 
of  Men  was  the  cause — but  the  effect 
flashed  over  his  whole  life.  Never 
before  had  his  heart  conceived  the 
possibility  of  insult  to  him  the  god- 
dess-born. He  had  "  taken  the  start 
of  tliis  majestic  world,"  and  allegiance 
in  all  eyes  looked  acknowledgment 
of  the  divine  right  of  him  whom  na- 


1?J 

ture  had  made  and  crowned  a  mo- 
narch of  her  own.  In  his  superior 
presence  the  wisdom  of  Ulysses  was 
mute  —  the  strength  of  Ajax  lost  all 
its  praise  —  dim  was  the  fire  of  Dio- 
med  —  and  the  grey  head  of  Nestor 
shone  with  joy  when  he  did  it  reve- 
rence. Thersites'  self  dared  no  scur- 
rile  jest  within  hearing  of  the  son  of 
Thetis.  At  the  uplifting  of  his  peace- 
ful hand,  the  Myrmidons  were  meek 
as  lambs  —  another  wave  —  and  away 
went  the  herd  of  wolves  to  lap  the 
blood  of  battle.  And  then,  had  he  not 
sacked  a  score  of  cities,  slain  their 
kings,  and  led  captive  the  daughters 
of  kings,  gladly  to  live  in  the  delights 
of  love  —  lemans  all  of  the  man  who 
had  extinguished  their  kindred,  but 
who  still  cherished  closest  to  his 
great  heart  his  affianced  bride, 
Briseis  ?  She  was—  not  torn  —  for 
Agamemnon  dared  not  violence  to 
the  Invincible  —  but  taken  from  his 
Tent  by  the  heralds  —  holy  men  even 
as  the  priests  were  holy  —  and  Achil- 
les in  his  wrath  respected  the  ser- 
vants of  the  laws,  because  the  laws, 
he  knew,  are  from  Jove.  His  great 
soul  enjoyed  a  religious  pride  (re- 
member he  was  a  pagan)  in  obedi- 
ence —  on  that  trial  —  to  the  Sire  of 
the  Gods. 


MHNIN  atiSty  ©sa, 

The  W>ath,  you  know,  was  just. 
And  what  is  Revenge,  but  what  one 
of  the  wisest  of  men  has  called  it,  a 
wild  kind  of  Justice  ?  Achilles  sat 
not  at  the  ships  "  nursing  his  Wrath 
to  keep  it  warm."  "  No  fear  lest 
dinner  cool."  It  was  a  repast  of  one 
dish,  hot  as  if  it  had  been  baked  in 
Erebus.  It  steamed  up  in  his  nostrils 
a  bitter-sweet  savour,  while  they 
dilated  with  the  lust  of  that  infernal 
food.  To  greatness  of  character  is 
essential  inflexibility  of  purpose; 
and  he  sat  there,  out  of  the  bat- 
tling in  which,  till  then,  had  been 
his  delight,  a  martyr  to  his  own  fury. 
His  Wrath  embraced  now  all  the 
Greek  army  —  all  Greece  —  and  espe- 
cially himself  —  wroth  was  he  ex- 
ceedingly with  Achilles.  "  Man 
pleased  not  him,  nor  woman  either" 
—except  Patroclus  —  and  now  and 
then,  in  dreadful  dalliance  of  disap- 
pointed passion  for  another, 

"  Diomeda,  Phoebus'  daughter  fair;" 
yet  he  had  delight  still  in  Music  and 
Poetry.    Nor  did  the  Harper  smite 


116 


the  strings  like  a  madman.  They 
yielded  solemn  sounds  and  high,  for 
the  chords  were  struck  to  odes 
chanted  by  the  hero's  voice,  to  the 
praise  of  the  heroes.  That  voice  was 
like  a  bell  chiming  among  groves.  It 
was  of  miraculous  reach — but  his 
contr'alto  that  soared  skywards,  was 
no  falsetto— and  his  basso  was  like 
the  sound  of  the  hollow  sea  when 
the  flowing  tide  is  musical  on  the 
yellow  sands  in  the  night-silence. 
Beautiful  'twas  felt  to  be  by  Ulysses, 
and  Ajax,  and  Phoenix,  when,  on 
their  hopeless  mission,  they  paused 
at  the  door  of  the  state-room  of  his 
Tent,  to  listen  to  Achilles,  as  if  he 
had  been  Apollo.  His  very  courtesy 
awed  them ;  and  they  left  him  un- 
moved in  his  majesty,  with  even 
higher  ideas  of  his  heroic  character, 
because  that  he  was  inexorable  to  all 
their  prayers — while 

"  The  war  wide-wasted,  and  the  people 
fell." 

From  within — if  at  all — must  be 
moved  the  soul  of  Achilles.  The 
more  terrible  the  passion,  the  more 
entire  its  joy.  And  never  is  joy  so 
deep, "  as  when  drumly  and  dark  it 
rolls  on  its  way" — the  main  flood 
swollen  by  a  thousand  tributary 
streams,  each,  as  it  joins,  lost  in  one 
general  grim  discoloration.  And  the 
soul  of  Achilles  was  moved — at  last 
— from  within — by  his  love  for  Pa- 
troclus.  The  first  relenting  of  his 
Wrath — the  first"  change  that  came 
o'er  the  spirit  of  his  dream,"  vindi- 
cated his  character  at  once  from  all 
that  might  have  seemed  questionable 
in  his  passion.  The  hero  felt  that 
Hector  was  too  near  the  ships — in 
the  remonstrance  of  the  man  dear- 
est to  his  heart;  and  while  other 
voices  might  as  well  have  spoken  to 
the  winds,  that  of  his  brother  began 
to  move  the  hero.  Like  two  trees 
had  they  grown  up  together  in  front 
of  the  palace  of  Peleus — they  were 
as  the  pillars  of  his  state.  "  Go  then 
to  battle — my  Patroclus — and  in  the 
armour  of  thy  Achilles !"  He  went 
— and  died ;  and  was  his  death,  think 
ye,  an  anodyne  to  lull  asleep  the 
Wrath  of  him  who  sent  his  brother 
to  destruction  ?  But  it  became — say 
the  philosophers  —  another  Wrath  j 
it  continued  the  same  Wrath,  say  we ; 
but,  like  lightning  glancing  from  tree 
to  tree,  or  if  lightning  act  not  so, 


Sotheby's  Homer.     Critique  V.  [Feb. 

like  an  arrow  which  does,  it  glanced 
from  Agamemnon,  and  stopped  not 
till  it  smote  Hector. 


£,  ©£«,  n«A«m^w  'A%tXno;. 

But  that  Wrath,  as  yet,  kindles  not 
against  the  killer  of  Patroclus.  It 
turns  and  fastens  on  his  own  heart. 
Dismally  streaked  is  it  now  with  the 
bloodshot  agonies  of  grief.  He  rages 
against  all  that  breathes — stirs — lives 
—dies.  He  is  angry  with  gods  and 
men — with  Agamemnon,  king  of  men 
— with  himself — most  of  all  withHec- 
tor — though  he  names  him  not — and 
with  the  doom  of  death,  since  it  has 
fallen  on  Patroclus.  What  fierce  em- 
bracement  of  the  corpse  !  What  fury 
in  the  aim  meditated  against  that 
vein-swollen  throat  of  his,  choking  in 
convulsive  agonies  heaved  from  his 
bursting  heart !  The  Invincible  about 
to  be  a  suicide!  But  his  hand  is 
withheld — not  by  the  warrior  who 
kneels  beside  him — but  by  the  same 
Familiar  who  had  been  with  him  ever 
since  the  insult — by  Revenge.  Then 
it  is  that  the  insult  is  forgotten — 
and  Agamemnon  too — and  that  one 
phantom  establishes  itself  before  his 
eyes— never  more  to  leave  them,  till 
it  be  laid  in  blood — the  image  of 
Hector  stripping  Patroclus,  and 
daring  now  to  wear  the  armour 
Achilles  wore.  That  now  is  the 
wrong — that  now  is  the  insult — let 
the  living  Briseis  warm  with  love 
and  delight  the  couch  of  Agamemnon 
— and  none  disturb  their  embraces  ; 
the  dead  body  of  Patroclus  is  now 
all  his  thought,  and  all  his  desire — 
and  he  will  pursue  his  murderer  till 
he  has  "  torn  the  bloody  reckoning 
-from  his  heart." 

MHNIN  aids,  Qisi,  TInZ.maSiu  'A%tXrj<3s. 

But  who  was  it  that  rescued  the 
body  of  Patroclus?  NotMeriones  and 
the  Ajaces,  from  Hector's  self,  and 
restored  his  dead  brother  to  Achilles? 
Achilles,  unarmed — naked — but  for 
the  burning  light  with  which  Miner- 
va haloed  his  head — beyond  the  fosse 
stood  and  shouted.  That  portentous 
apparition  is  the  most  sublime  sight 
in  poetry,  and  in  nature ;  if,  as  we 
have  said,  sublimity  be  the  union,  as 
of  cause  and  effect,  of  power  and 
terror.  Such  is  the  union  of  the 
two,  in  thunder,  lightning,  and  the 
sea,  and  the  roar  of  battle  when 
hosts  commingle ;  and  such  then  was 
their  union  in  the  figure,  face,  and 


1832.] 

voice  of  one  then  invested  by  heaven 
with  supernatural  attributes,  to  as- 
tound and  scatter  a  whole  warlike 
host. 

His  goddess-mother  alone  knew 
how  to  lay  the  agonies  of  his  wrath- 
ful woe.  It  was  by  elevating  his  whole 
spirit  to  a  still  loftier  pitch  of  hero- 
ism by  those  heavenly  Arms  and 
Armour,  to  forge  which  roared  all 
the  furnaces  in  the  celestial  smithy. 
She  knew  the  sight  of  that  Shield, 
engraven  with  the  glories  of  earth 
and  heaven,  would  pacify  her  hero. 
From  the  dread  music  of  the  bright 
trembling  and  quivering  beaten  sil- 
ver and  gold,  as  Thetis  dropt  it, 
arms  and  armour,  at  the  feet  of  her 
son,  all  the  Myrmidons  fled  howling; 
but  in  that  music  Achilles  heard  the 
death-doom  of  Hector.  He  armed — 
he  mounted— and,  like  the  sun-god — 
unappalled  byportents  and  prodigies 
—  when  his  war-steeds  spake — he 
drove  to  battle — in  a  whirlwind  of 
wrath — as  when  the  orb  of  day  looks 
angry  in  heaven,  and  seems  to  move 
through  the  storm. 

MHNIN  cinli,  Qs 


's  Homer.     Critique  T1 


177 


Patroclus  is  with  him  all  over  the 
battle-field.  For  his  sake  he  slaugh- 
ters. Each  foe  that  falls  is  a  victim 
to  his  shade.  So  much  dearer  the 
sacrifice,  if  of  the  same  blood — like 
Polydore  and  Lycaon — as  Hector. 
Yet  he  scorns  not  even  to  take  cap- 
tives. Twelve  Trojan  princes  he 
binds  like  slaves,  reserved  for  the 
funeral  pile  of  Patroclus,  for  a  mo- 
ment prefigured  in  a  dream.  Nor  is 
the  grandeur  of  Achilles  abated  by 
the  sight  of  "  the  gods  descending 
mixed  in  fight."  The  mortal  sustains 
compare  with  the  immortals.  His 
fury  has  brought  them  all  from  hea- 
ven. And  now  he  rages  alone  before 
the  walls  of  Troy — and  as  Hector 
stands  at  the  Scaean  gate,  we  hear 
again  Homer's  voice,  saying,  in  a  low 
mournful  tone, — "  If  Hector  perish, 
then  Ilium  falls;"  and  perish  he  will, 
we  well  know,  for  his  lot,  in  the  eter- 
nal balance,  kicks  the  beam  held  in 
the  hand  of  Jove.  The  wrath  of 
Achilles  enkindles  the  burning  light 
of  his  celestial  armour.  Kindled 
from  within  and  from  without,  he  is 
a  figure  of  fire,  or  he  is  the  lightning, 
the  flame,  the  sun,  the  moon,  the  star 
Orion,  or  like  him "  that  leads  the 
starry  host,  and  shines  brightest," 
VOL,  X^XI.  NO,  CXC. 


Hesperus, — all  that  is  most  beau- 
tiful, most  dreadful,  most  deathful  in 
the  skies. 

He  pursues — grasps — kills  Hector, 
as  a  bird  of  prey  a  bird  of  peace. 
Yet  Hector,  too,  was  an  eagle.  Is 
the  Wrath  then  assuaged  at  last?  No 
doubt  Achilles  for  a  moment  ima- 
gined that  it  was  assuaged;  and, 
therefore,  he  cried  aloud,  "  great 
glory  have  we  achieved;  we  have 
slain  the  illustrious  Hector."  But 
he  knew  not  the  full  power  of  his 
own  passions  of  grief  and  revenge. 
What  is  glory  now  to  him  the  lover 
of  glory  y  What  though  Pergamus 
totter  with  all  its  towers  ?  Patro- 
clus is  dead;  and  at  that  thought  all 
is  forgotten  but  the  carcass  of  the 
dog  that  killed  him ;  which  shall 
have  no  burial  but  in  the  bowels  of 
dogs  and  of  the  fowls  of  the  air.  Not 
sufficient  to  satiate  his  Wrath  the 
wounds  the  soldiers  gave.  Achilles 
perhaps  saw  them  not  while  they 
were  stabbing;  nor  heeded  the  crows 
picking  at  ttie  fallen  quarry.  But  he 
was  himself  the  lion  to  drag  away 
into  his  lair  the  infatuated  hunter 
that  dared  to  turn  upon  him  on  the 
edge  of  the  forest. 

Then  a  sudden  thought  smote  him 
— and  away  he  drove  in  his  chariot, 
amid  clouds  of  dust,  the  hero's  ha- 
ted head,  with  its  long  black-brown 
curls,  dashing,  and  leaping,  and 
bounding,  the  whole  naked  body 
bloodily  begrimed,  and  distorted  all 
its  once  fair  proportions ;  and  thus 
doth  the  noble  Hector  now  approach 
the  fleet  he  so  lately  fired,  while  the 
city  shrieks  to  see  the  flight,  and 
there  is  the  silence  of  consternation 
among  them  who  have  their  dwell- 
ing in  heaven. 

MHNIN  «s^£,  Gil,  Tlnt.naSiu  'A^;X^f. 

It — the  Wrath — heaves  so  broad 
and  high  the  funeral  pyre  of  Patro- 
clus. Sullen  as  the  soul  of  Achilles, 
that  pyre  smoulders,  but  will  not 
burst  into  devouring  flames.  But  the 
hero  calls  upon  the  Winds — they 
obey  the  spell  of  his  passion — and 
the  sudden  conflagration  is  in  a  roar. 
A  mingled  immolation  of  hounds, 
horses,  and  princes,  sacrificed  in 
horrid  mixture  of  brute  and  human 
life,  expiring  in  the  same  pangs  in 
the  same  expiatory  fire !  But  the 
bones  of  the  beloved,  they  are  apart 
~and,  gathered  out  of  the  reach  of 
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contamination,  remain  in  their  own 
hallowed  mould  for  the  consecration 
of  Achilles'  tears.  And  now,  let  the 
heroes  contend  in  the  games,  and 
every  heart  be  joyful  —  while  he 
decides  the  victory,  and  bestows 
the  prize— in  honour  of  the  shade 
that  once  animated  that  dearest  dust. 
The  pomp  fades  away;  and  then 
comes  the  final  transport  of  passion 
— its  last  agony — truculent  as  its 
first— just  as  in  external  nature  we 
see  the  tumult  of  the  elements  col- 
lecting all  its  violence  for  the  explo- 
sion in  which  it  dies.  Achilles  having 
tost,  till  midnight,  on  his  sleepless 
couch,  rushes  off  to  the  lonely  sea- 
beach,  and  raves  there,  "  till  the 
ruddy  morning  rises  o'er  the  waves." 
Into  his  savage  spirit  no  pity  is 
breathed  by  "  the  innocent  brightness 
of  the  new-born  day."  Its  rising 
glory  but  aggravates  his  gloom ;  the 
general  joy  embitters  his  own  pecu- 
liar loss ;  and  his  wrath  flames  up  to 
a  fiercer  height,  now  that  its  object 
is  again  exposed  before  his  eyes  in 
the  blaze  of  light.  There  stands  the 
monument  or  Patroclus — suddenly 
heaved  aloft  by  the  Grecian  army ; 
and  there  lies  his  murderer.  Thrice 
round  it  he  drives  the  corpse — and 
then  the  Avenger,  having  exhausted 
his  heart,  sinks  down  into  sleep. 
Patroclus  had  already  visited  him  in 
a  dream — all  the  prayers  of  the 
phantom  had  been  religiously  fulfill- 
ed ;  and  we  can  believe  that  the  sleep 
of  Achilles  was  passionless  as  that 
of  death. 

But  he  awakes  from  that  oblivion 
—and  again  we  hear 

"  the  voice  of  loud  lament, 
And  echoing  groans  that  shake  the  lofty 
tent." 

His  companions  in  arms  are  prepa- 
ring the  unheeded  repast;  Achilles  is 
"  feeding  on  his  own  heart."  That 
such  unrelenting  wrath  should  longer 
abide  in  such  heroic  bosom,  is  now 
displeasing  to  the  Gods.  Nature 
has  had  its  dreadful  indulgence,  and 
must  be  restored  to  sanity ;  nor  will 
heaven  suffer  a  dead  son  to  lie  longer 
out  of  the  reach  of  his  parent's  tears. 
Throughout  all  the  Iliad,  the  Immor- 
tals have  been  coming  and  going  be- 
fore our  eyes ;  and  now  they  appear, 
like  "  blessed  angels  pitying  human 
cares."  The  silver-footed  mother, 
Jove-sent,  beseeches  her  son  to  vent 


no  more  his  vengeance  on  senseless 
earth.  Achilles  becomes,  in  one  mo- 
ment, merciful ;  a  divine  calm  is  in- 
stantly inspired  into  his  being,  and 
not  merely  without  reluctance,  but 
in  a  movement  of  his  whole  soul,  as 
if  it  met  the  benign  command  with 
the  joy  of  deliverance  from  evil,  he 
utters  but  these  few  words, 

"  Be  the  ransom  given— 
And  we  submit — since  such  the  will  of 
heaven." 

Simple — and  sublime !  and  now  we 
feel  more  than  ever  the  grandeur  of 
the  opening  line  of  the  Iliad. 

MHNIN  aU/^z,  ®ta.,  IlwXfliaSsaf  'A%i>.vef. 

We  are  prepared  now  for  the  In- 
terview between  Achilles  and  Priam. 
He,  who  abhorred  as  the  gates  of 
hell  the  man  who  said  one  thing  and 
did  another,  has  pledged  his  word  to 
his  immortal  Parent  that  he  will  ac- 
cept the  ransom — and  we  know  that 
he  will  do  so  in  a  manner  worthy  of 
himself;  that  all  the  beauty  of  his 
character  will  again  break  forth  as 
bright  as  the  day.  The  being  whom, 
for  some  time  past,  we  have  been 
shuddering  at  with  fear,  we  shall  ere 
long  regard  with  love — and  then  be 
conscious  of  the  perfect  admiration 
due  to  the  noblest  of  heroes. 

Yet  Homer,  reverent  of  humanity, 
is  afraid,  even  in  the  mightiness  of 
his  power,  that  he  may  offer  violence 
to  nature.  And  therefore,  with  what 
holy  skill  does  her  High  Priest  pre- 
pare the  way  to  his  ministrations  at 
her  altar  !  Achilles  is  gentle  as  a 
child :  but  Priam  rages  in  the  impo- 
tence of  grief.  The  wretched  old 
man  plays  the  tyrant  in  his  palace, 
more  imperious  in  his  misery  than 
he  ever  had  been  in  his  joy;  more 
self-willed,  now  that  they  are  all  dead, 
and  wrested  from  his  sway,  than 
when  surrounded  by  his  princely 
sons,  and  his  tributary  princedoms. 
How  unlike  his  wrath  to  that  of  Achil- 
les I  But  the  heavens  look  down  with 
pity  on  his  grey  and  almost  discrown- 
ed head,  and  under  their  guidance  he 
takes  his  way,  with  good  omens,  to 
the  Tent  of  the  Destroyer.  It  is 
the  Will  of  Jove  that  all  those  ago- 
nies of  the  old  and  young — the  weak 
and  the  mighty — should  cease ;  that 
for  a  while  there  should  be  a  truce 
to  sorrow — and  that  the  peace  of 
heaven,  with  healing;  under  its  wings, 
should  descend  on  earth. 


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"  Right  on  to  the  Tent  marched  the 
old  man."  Achilles  was  not  now  sing- 
ing to  the  harp  old  heroic  songs ;  for 
the  ear  was  cold  that  used  to  listen 
to  his  music  and  his  poetry.  Patro- 
clus  was  dead — and  therefore  mute 
was  Achilles.  Automedon  and  Alci- 
mus  still  ministered  near  ;  and  in 
midst  of  all  that  silence,  like  a  night- 
vision,  entered  the  figure  of  Priam. 
Achilles'  self  stood  aghast  at  sight  of 
the  Apparition.  For  a  moment  he  re- 
cognised not  the  kingly  supplicant 
embracing  his  knees,  as  some  homi- 
cide driven  from  his  native  land ;  but 
soon  knew  he  that  it  was  even  very 
Priam  himself,  "kissing  those  hands, 
terrible,  homicidal,  which  had  slain 
so  many  of  his  sons."  Those  lips  had 
already  done  their  work,  even  before 
one  word  had  found  its  way  through 
them  from  that  broken  heart.  Still- 
but  not  stern — stood  Achilles,  like  a 
statue.  He  feared  to  stir  hand,  foot, 
or  figure,  lest  he  should  disturb  or 
dismay  the  old  King,  whom  his  wrath 
had  thus  prostrated  into  the  posture 
of  a  slave.  Yet— think  not  that  he 
felt  any  remorse — for  he  was  the 
prince  of  "  souls  made  of  fire,  and 
children  of  the  sun,  with  whom  re- 
venge is  virtue." 

"  Think  on  thy  father,  O  Achilles ! 
like  to  the  gods !"  Words  that  like  ar- 
rows pierced  his  heart !  For  the  De- 
stroyer knew  that  never  more  was  he 
to  see  the  face  of  Peleus.  He  thought 
of  far-off  Phthia,  and  Pity  "  her  soul- 
subduing  voice  applied"  to  his  mourn- 
ful and  melancholy  spirit.  The  plead- 
ing of  Priam  was  indeed  most  pathe- 
tic— but  we  cannot  believe  that  more 
than  a  low  indistinct  murmur  from 
his  lips  was  heard  by  Achilles.  There 
was  a  confusion  before  his  eyes — 
and  in  his  spirit — of  Priam  and  of 
Peleus — one  image— one  phantom 
mysteriously  combined  of  two  fa- 
thers left  utterly  desolate.  But  the 
last  words  of  the  kneeler  he  did 
hear — "  I  have  endured  to  draw  to 
my  mouth  the  hand  of  the  man 
that  slew  my  children."  And  then, 
Achilles  took  Priam  by  the  hand,  as 
tenderly  almost  as  if  it  had  been  the 
hand  of  his  own  father,  and  "  gently 
pushed  away  the  old  man,"  that  he 
might  not  abide  another  moment  in 
that  attitude  of  abasement ;  but  even, 
in  worst  affliction,  might  rise  up  to 
the  bearing  proper  to  a  king,  "  ta- 
king pity  on  his  hoary  head  and  hoary 


beard  I"  How  consolatory  that  ad- 
dress to  the  royal  supplicant !  and 
how  dignified  !  Admiration  of  the 
fearlessness  of  the  old  man  mingled 
with  pity  of  his  sufferings ;  and  what 
a  princely  expression  of  profoundest 
sympathy, — "  Come,  sit  down  beside 
me  on  this  seat  !"  Priam  is  again 
about  to  be  enthroned.  The  mo- 
mentary abjectness  of  misery  gives 
way  to  a  kingly  comfort ;  and  the 
shades  of  Patroclus  and  of  Hector 
would  have  rejoiced  in  Hades  to  be- 
hold such  a  spectacle.  The  great 
soul  of  Achilles'speaks  in  the  heroic 
homily  with  which  he  soothes  the 
sorrows  of  the  King.  A  high  mo- 
ralist he  becomes,  in  the  midst  of 
their  common  misfortunes — common 
not  to  them  alone — but  to  all  the 
human  race.  "  Thus,  then,  have  the 
gods  spun  the  destiny  of  miserable 
mortals  !"  He  reconciles  his  illus- 
trious guest,  as  well  as  himself,  to  all 
that  has  befallen,  and  to  all  that  is 
about  to  befall  them,  by  religion ;  and 
he  ennobles  their  reconcilement  by 
the  sublimity  of  the  fiction  in  which 
the  "  truth  severe"  is  expressed,  and 
shadowed  forth  the  moral  providence 
of  Heaven. 

But,  elevated  as  is  the  mood  in 
which  Achilles  converses  with  the 
father  of  Hector,  they  both  feel  as 
men ;  and  the  peculiar  character  and 
passion  of  each  breaks  out  suddenly 
in  the  midst  of  that  divine  dialogue. 
Priam,  though  calmed  by  the  pour- 
ing out  of  his  own  sorrow,  and  by  the 
sympathy  of  the  "  Lord  of  Fears,"  is 
all  at  once  seized  on  by  a  longing  to 
see  and  to  receive,  and  to  embrace 
the  dead  body  of  his  son.  "  Do  not  at 
all  make-me-to-sit-down  on  a  seat, 
Jove-nourished  one !  in  so  long  as 
Hector  lies  uncared-for-in  the  tent ; 
but  quick  as  possible  ransomed-re- 
store-him,  that  with  these  eyes  I  may 
behold  him  ;  and  do  thou  receive  the 
ransom  magnificent,  which  we  bring 
to  theej  and  mayst  thou  enjoy  it, 
and  return  to  thy  father-land !" 
"  Him,  the  swift -footed  Achilles, 
sternly  eyeing,  addressed — '  Provoke 
me  no  more,  old  man!  I  myself  pur- 
pose ransom ed-to-restore  Hector  !'  " 

And  yet  this  finest  touch  and  trait 
of  nature  has  been  found  fault  with 
by  the  critics!  "  I  believe  every 
reader,"  says  Wakefield,  "  must  be 
surprised,  as  I  confess  I  was,  to  see 
Achilles/y  out  into  so  sudden  apassion, 


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without  any  apparent  reason  for  it." 
He  then  explains  the  proper  mean- 
ing of  the  passage.  "  Priam,  percei- 
ving that  his  address  had  mollified 
the  heart  of  Achilles,  takes  this  op- 
portunity to  persuade  him  to  give 
over  the  war,  and  return  home, 
especially  since  his  anger  was  suffi- 
ciently satisfied  by  the  fate  of  Hec- 
tor. Immediately  Achilles  took  fire 
at  this  proposal,  and  answers :  '  Is 
it  not  enough  that  I  have  restored 
thy  son  ?  Ask  no  more,  lest  I  retract 
that  resolution!'  In  this  view  we 
see  a  natural  reason  for  the  sud- 
den passion  of  Achilles."  This  is 
very  bad.  It  represents  Priam  as 
cunning  and  crafty  even  in  his  dis- 
traction; and  why  should  he  have 
desired  a  cessation  of  the  war  ?  All 
his  sons  were  dead — Hector  and  all 
— and  yet  so  fond  was  he  of  life — so 
tenacious  of  his  throne — that  he  took 
this  favourable  opportunity  of  elicit- 
ing a  promise  from  Achilles  to  spare 
Troy ! 

Achilles  did  not  "  fly  into  a  sudden 
passion."  But  as  Cowper,  on  the 
whole,  well  says,  he  was  "  mortified 
to  see  his  generosity,  after  so  much 
kindness  shewn  to  Priam,  still  dis- 
trusted, and  that  the  impatience  of 
the  old  king  threatened  to  deprive 
him  of  all  opportunity  of  doing  grace- 
fully what  lie  could  not  be  expected 
to  do  willingly"  He  was  about  to 
do  it  willingly  ;  for  Thetis  had  told 
him,  that  such  was  the  will  of  Jove. 
But  a  sudden  flash  of  memory  came 
across  him — and  he  said,  "  No  more 
arouse  thou  my  soul  in  its  sorrows." 
Achilles,  all  his  life  long — at  least  all 
through  the  Iliad — took  his  own  way 
in  all  things  ;  and  he  could  not  bear 
to  be  baffled  in  his  own  mode  of 
mercy,  even  by  the  unhappy  father 
of  the  prince  whose  body  he  was 
about — ransomed — to  restore. 

MHNIN  eU/Ss,  Gsa,  UvX*itfi<c<)  'A%i*.r,os. 

But  an  end  to  all  criticism — alike 
of  others  and  our  own — on  the  im- 
mortal interview.  That  was  the  last 
cloud  that  passed  across  the  coun- 
tenance of  Achilles.  "  The  son  of 
Peleus  from  the  house  (tent)  like  a 
lion  sprung  forth."  Yes— like  a  lion 


— though  it  was  to  order  in  the 
herald — "  to  take  from  the  beauti- 
fully-polished car  the  unbounded 
ransom  of  Hector's  head" — to  enjoin 
the  women  to  wash  the  corpse  apart 
from  Priam,  that  the  passionate  old 
man  might  not,  by  giving  sudden 
vent  to  his  agony,  provoke  him 
(Achilles,  who  knew  well  his  own 
WRATH)  "  to  slay  the  king,  and  vio- 
late the  behests  of  Jove" — and  to 
lift  it  with  his  own  hands  up  upon 
the  bier  on  the  car  that  was  to  convey 
it  to  Troy.  In  the  tenderest  offices 
of  humanity  to  the  living  and  to  the 
dead,  aware  of  the  danger  of  his  own 
fiery  spirit!  In  self-knowledge,  if 
not  in  self-control — a  philosopher 
— and  a  hero. 

MHNlN  aU/^s,  ©s<i,  TLn^'ia^iu  'A^/Xnfaj. 

That  Wrath  has  now  blazed  its  last, 
yet  "  even  in  its  ashes  live  its  wont- 
ed fires ;"  and  he  asks  forgiveness  of 
Patroclus,  that  even  no w,andthus,has 
been  quenched  his  Revenge.  "  But 
large,  O  beloved  Shade!  hath  been  the 
ransom — nor  shalt  thou  not  receive 
thereof  thy  due  even  in  Hades." 
Now  all  in  the  Tent  shall  be  perfect 
peace.  Priam  must  partake  of  the 
repast.  Famished  is  the  Woe-begone, 
but  he  must  eat  and  drink— even  as 
Niobe  did  in  the  midst  of  all  her  dead 
children.  "  Then  indeed  did  the 
Dardanian  chief  gaze-with- admira- 
tion on  Achilles,  how  large,  and  what 
kind  he  was,  (his  stature  and  beauty ;) 
for  he  seemed  in  presence  like  the 
gods :  And  Achilles  gazed  with  ad- 
miration on  the  Dardanian  Priam, 
contemplating  his  benevolent  coun- 
tenance, and  listening  to  his  words  !" 
They  retire  to  sleep— Priam  on  a 
couch  graciously  provided  for  him 
by  the  "  great  lord"  in  a  place  safe 
from  all  intrusion  of  the  Greeks,  that 
he  may  take  his  departure — without 
an  eye  to  see  him — early  in  the  morn- 
ing, with  the  body  of  his  son,  to  Troy 
— Achilles  in  the  bosom  of  Briseis — 
wherein  not  often  will  the  hero  lay 
his  head ;  for  we  remember  the  dy- 
ing words  of  Hector, 

"  Phoebus  and  Paris  shall  avenge  my  fate, 
And  stretch  thee  here,  before  the  Sceeua 
gate." 


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A  Letter  to  the  Lord  Chancellory 


181 


A  LETTER  TO  THE  LORD  CHANCELLOR  ON  THE  PRESENT  STATE  OF  THE 
ESTABLISHED  CHURCH. 


MY  LORD, 

You  will  think  it  strange  that  one 
who  differs  so  decidedly  with  you 
upon  so  many  important  points,  (as 
will  very  speedily  appear,)  should 
yet  choose  to  address  himself  to  you, 
rather  than  to  any  other  individual, 
touching  the  present  and  prospect- 
ive condition  of  the  Established 
Churches  of  England  and  Ireland. 
My  reasons  for  thus  selecting  you 
are  these.  In  the  first  place,  you  have 
taken  an  interest  in  the  affairs  of  the 
Church,  which  separates  you  altoge- 
ther from  the  other  members  of  your 
party,  and  constrains,  from  me  at 
least,  the  acknowledgment  that,  how- 
ever mistaken  your  views  may  have 
been,  you  have  been  actuated  by  a 
sincere  desire  for  the  promotion  of 
its  best  interests.  In  the  second 
place,  the  truly  enlightened  view 
which  you  took  of  the  subject  of 
national  education,  argues  a  radical 
soundness  in  your  notions  of  the 
uses  of  a  Church  Establishment.  In 
the  third  place,  the  warm  panegyric 
which  you  pronounced  upon  the 
great  body  of  the  clergy,  with  whom 
you  had  been  brought,  more  or  less, 
into  contact,  in  the  prosecution  of 
your  education  enquiries,  proves  the 
candour  with  which  you  can  repu- 
diate injurious  impressions,  and  that 
you  harbour  no  malignant  aversion 
to  their  order.  In  the  fourth  place, 
the  noble  defence  which,  in  the  last 
Session,  you  made  for  the  property 
of  the  Church,  renders  it  impossible 
to  confound  you  with  the  spoliators 
by  whom  it  is  not  more  wickedly 
than  ignorantly  assailed.  And,  in  the 
fifth  place,  in  the  disposal  of  Church 
patronage,  since  your  elevation  to 
the  high  office  which  you  at  present 
hold,  you  have  evinced  a  discrimi- 
nation and  a  disinterestedness,  which 
entitle  you  to  respect  and  admira- 
tion. These,  my  Lord,  are  the  rea- 
sons why  I  address  you  : — and  while 
I  shall  take  no  pains  to  conceal  the 
wide  differences  which  existbetween 
us  upon  many  points,  I  trust  that  no 
expression  will  escape  me  which 
can,  by  the  remotest  implication, 
give  offence,  or  which  may  be  fairly 
deemed  inconsistent  with  the  spirit 


of  earnest,  but  courteous  and  dispas- 
sionate enquiry. 

It  is  difficult,  perhaps  impossible, 
to  speak  of  plans  which  have  not 
yet  been  fully  disclosed,  without  de- 
servedly incurring  the  censure  of 
rashness.  I  will  riot,  therefore,  at- 
tempt to  discuss  the  probable  mea- 
sures of  Ministers  respecting  Church 
property ;  or  to  hold  them  respon- 
sible for  any  of  the  various  projects 
of  which  they  have  borne  either  the 
praise  or  the  blame.  On  the  con- 
trary, I  will  take  it  for  granted  that 
they  are  sincerely  disposed  to  re- 
spect the  rights  of  the  Church,  and 
to  make  no  other  use  of  clerical  pro- 
perty than  such  as  may  appear  to 
them  advisable  for  the  furtherance 
of  religious  objects.  I  will  take  for 
granted  that  their  end  and  aim  is  the 
wellbeing  of  the  Church  Establish- 
ment— and  that  if  they  touch  its  pos- 
sessions, it  is  for  the  purpose  of  bet- 
tering itself.  This  is,  I  natter  my- 
self, allowing  the  utmost  which  they 
can  fairly  require.  It  is  not,  I  be- 
lieve, denied  by  any  one,  that  they 
seriously  meditate  a  new  distribution 
of  Church  property ; — a  distribution 
which  would,  in  some  measure,  cor- 
rect the  inequalities  which  at  present 
exist.  To  that,  therefore,  I  shall, 
in  the  first  place,  confine  myself; — 
and  I  am  much  deceived  if  I  do  not 
make  it  appear  that  the  evils  under 
which  the  Church  at  present  labours, 
(if  evils  there  be,)  are  not  such  as 
can  be  remedied  by  such  an  arrange- 
ment. 

And  here,  my  Lord,  I  may  surely 
take  for  granted,  that  to  touch  Church 
property,  even  in  the  cautious  man- 
ner in  which  they  propose  to  touch 
it,  can  only  be  justified  by  a  case  of 
pressing  necessity.  Your  Lordship 
knows  that  such  a  proceeding  must,  in 
some  degree,  unsettle  the  foundation 
upon  which  it  at  present  rests,  and  so 
far  endanger  its  existence.  Whatever 
may  be  the  prospect  of  improve- 
ment which  it  holds  forth,  there  can. 
be  no  doubt  that  the  experiment  has 
a  tendency  to  impair  its  stability — 
and  should  not,  therefore,  be  made 
without  a  reasonable  degree  of  assu- 
rance that  the  risk  will  be  more  than 


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counterbalanced  by  the  advantages. 
In  the  first  place,  it  must  be  shewn 
that  the  evil  which  Ministers  pro- 
pose to  remedy  is  so  great,  as  to  jus- 
tify a  measure  which  perils  the  very 
existence  of  the  possessions  of  the 
Church ; — and,  in  the  next  place,  that 
there  are  good  grounds  for  suppo- 
sing that  that  evil  will  be  remedied 
by  the  course  which  may  be  pursued, 
and  by  which  these  possessions  must 
be  endangered.    Unless  both  these 
points  are  satisfactorily  established, 
no  honest  and  reasonable  man  can 
approve  of  the  project  of  his  Majes- 
ty's Ministers.     It  will  labour  under 
the    fatal    objection    of    unsettling 
every  thing  without  any  sufficient 
object.     On  that  very  account  there 
are  numbers  whom  it  may  gratify  : 
— the  restless,  who  are  desirous  of 
change ;  the  turbulent,  who  are  fond 
of  disturbance;  the  covetous,  who 
are  greedy  of  gain;  the  malignant, 
who  hate  our  venerable  Church,  be- 
cause of  those  very  qualities  which, 
on  the  part  of  the  wise  and  good, 
have  obtained  for  it  respect  and  ad- 
miration ;  the  infidels,  who  consider 
its  overthrow  synonymous  with  the 
suppression  of  Christianity  in  these 
countries  ;  the  republicans,  who  de- 
sire its  extinction  as  the  speedy  pre- 
cursor of  the  subversion  of  the  mo- 
narchy; the  dissenters,  who  dislike 
it  because  it  has  retained  so  many 
ancient  rites  ;  the  Roman  Catholics, 
who  abhor  it  because  it  has  got  rid 
of  so  many  exploded  absurdities  :— 
all  these  put  together  form  a  large 
class,  by  whom  any  measures  ha- 
ving a  tendency  to  injure  our  Church 
Establishment  must  be  hailed  with 
delight.    But  you,  my  Lord,  I  fondly 
believe,  are  not    to   be   numbered 
amongst  them ;  and  it  would  not  be 
doing  you  common  justice  to  sup- 
pose, that  any  measure  of  Church 
reform  which  you  patronise  is  not, 
bonajide,  intended  for  the  benefit  of 
the  Church — and  that  your  intentions 
will  then  only  be  carried  into  effect 
when  your  measures  are  found  to 
have  been  compatible  with  the  secu- 
rity, as  well  as  available  for  the  effi- 
ciency, of  our  ecclesiastical  institu- 
tions.    I  proceed  at  once,  therefore, 
to  state  why,  as  it  appears  to  me,  by 
the  present  plan,  their  security  must 
be  impaired,  while  their  efficiency 
is  not  promoted. 
The  public  in  general  must  feel 


respect  for  those  who  commiserate 
the  condition  of  many  amongst  the 
working  clergy,  whose  remuneration 
would  appear  to  be  ill  suited  to  the 
services   which  they  perform,  and 
little  equal  to  the  appearance  which 
they  must  endeavour  to  maintain. 
At  first  view,  nothing  appears  more 
equitable  than  a  proposal  to  equal- 
ize Church  preferments,  and  an  ar- 
rangement by  which  both  the  labour 
and  the  emoluments  of  the  clergy 
might  be  more  fairly  and  evenly  dis- 
tributed. Nor  is  it,  my  Lord,  against 
the  equity  of  the  proposition  that  I 
will,  in  the  first  instance,  direct  my 
argument; — for    I    am    willing    to 
grant,  that  if  itbe  found  conducive  to 
the  more  efficient  discharge  of  their 
spiritual  functions,  on  the  part  either 
of  the  higher  or  the  lower  clergy,  it 
ought  to  be  very  seriously  entertain- 
ed.    But  is  it  certain  that  such  a 
change  in  their  condition  must  be 
beneficial  to  true  religion  ?  I  know 
it  might  increase  the   comforts   of 
many  amongst  them  who  are  at  pre- 
sent far  from  abounding  in  the  good 
things  of   this   life; — and   that  by 
merely  subtracting  a  little  from  the 
superfluities  of  many  who  may  be 
thought  to  have  more  than  is  quite 
indispensable  for  their  wellbeing  in 
the  life  to  come.     Still  the  question 
recurs,  how  far  will  all  this  serve  to 
forward  the  great  end  for  which  the 
Church  has  been  appointed?  And 
attend,  my  Lord,  I  pray,  to  the  issue 
upon  which  I  am  willing  to  rest  the 
whole   controversy,      ff  it  can  be 
shewn,  that  what  is  conceived  to  be  no 
more  than  an  equitable  adjustment  is 
materially  conducive  to  the  further- 
ance of  that  great  object  for  which 
the  clergy  have  been  consecrated,  and 
set  apart  as  a  peculiar  people,  I  ob- 
ject not  to  it.     Let  it,  in  God's  name, 
be  effected.    But,  if  such  can  not  be 
shewn; — if  the  proposition  be  made 
merely  from  a  feeling  of  compassion 
for  the  clergy,  and  without  any  dis- 
tinct foresight  of  the  effect  which  it 
must  have  upon  the  condition  of  the 
Church,  is  it  too  much  to  expect  of 
those  who  administer  it,  to  pause  be- 
fore they  sacrifice   the    end  to  the 
means — to  hesitate  before  they  ap- 
ply a  remedy  to  the  poverty  of  indi- 
viduals, which  may  operate  injuri- 
ously upon  the   efficiency  of  their 
order,  and  thus,  instead  of  impro* 
ving  the  condition  of  the  clergy,  for 


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the  good  of  the  Church,  impair  the 
condition  of  the  Church  for  the  good 
of  the  clergy  ? 

Your  Lordship,  on  more  than  one 
occasion,  has  not  only  admitted,  but 
eulogized,  the  worth  and  the  respect- 
ability of  the  great  body  of  the 
clergy.  Inquire,  I  beseech  you,  who 
amongst  them  may  be  considered 
most  worthy  ?  You  will  find  that  the 
curates  of  the  establishment,  the  men 
who  have  entered  into  the  Church 
from  no  greater  pecuniary  induce- 
ment than  that  which  is  offered  in 
L.75  a-year,  are  the  individuals  who 
do  most  to  support  the  credit  of  their 
order.  They  are  most  assiduous  as 
parish  ministers,  most  energetic  as 
the  patrons  and  advocates  of  schools, 
most  zealous  and  persevering  in  the 
forwarding  of  every  good  work  by 
which  the  principles  of  the  Christian 
religion  might  be  diffused,  and  the 
practice  of  Christian  morality  pro- 
moted. A  little  further  enquiry  will 
satisfy  your  Lordship,  that  the  pro- 
fessional devotedness  thus  evinced, 
is  not  a  kind  of  thing  that  could  be 
purchased.  It  arises  from  a  love  of 
sacred  truth  and  a  spirit  of  Christian 
self-renouncement,  such  as  could 
alone  be  evinced  by  those  whose 
hearts  are  not  set  upon  the  things  of 
this  world.  The  curates  of  the 
Church  of  England  are,  generally 
speaking,  a  body  of  men  who  have 
turned  their  backs  upon  far  better 
worldly  prospects  than  any  upon 
which  even  the  most  sanguine  of 
them  could  calculate  as  the  reward 
of  their  professional  exertions.  But, 
"  sua  prsemia  laudi."  These  exer- 
tions are  their  own  reward.  The 
hij?h-souled  and  humble-minded  men 
who  thus  devote  themselves,  carry 
about  with  them  a  heart-consoling 
consciousness,  that  however  note- 
less and  unrewarded  their  career 
may  be  amongst  men,  there  is  ONE 
who  looketh  with  approbation  upon 
them ; — and  they  care  not  how  little 
of  this  world's  advantage  they  pos- 
sess, provided  they  are  secure  of  the 
favour  of  their  Father  who  is  in  Hea- 
ven. 

Now,  upon  this  class  of  men, 
what  would  be  the  effect  of  a  consi- 
derable increase  in  the  amount  of 
their  stipends,  say,  the  raising  them 
from  L.75,  to  two  or  three  hundred 
a-year?— I  confidently  affirm,  that 
the  effect  of  it  would  be  to  banish 


them  almost  entirely  from  the  ser- 
vice of  the  Church.  If  every  curacy 
was  worth  even  two  hundred  a-year, 
the  candidates  for  it  would  be  at 
least  ten  times  as  numerous  as  they 
are  at  present,  and  the  chances  of 
obtaining  one  would  be  not  merely 
proportionally  diminished  on  the 
part  of  the-  sincere  and  single-mind- 
ed, but  diminished  in  proportion  to 
the  interests  which  might  be  brought 
to  bear  against  their  humble  preten- 
sions, and  in  favour  of  those  whose 
only  motives  for  desiring  "  one  of 
the  priest's  offices"  would  be, 
"  that  they  might  eat  a  morsel  of 
bread." 

A  clergyman  has  a  curacy  to  dis- 
pose of  which  is  worth  two  hun- 
dred a-year.  For  this  he  receives, 
perhaps,  fifty  applications.  Some  of 
them  are  poor  relatives,  whom  he  is 
anxious  to  serve ; — some  from  indi- 
viduals whom  he  wishes  to  oblige; 
some  from  those  to  whom  he  is  un- 
der obligations.  Supposing  that 
clergyman  sincerely  disposed  to 
make  an  honest  choice,  will  he  not, 
under  such  circumstances,  find  it 
extremely  difficult  to  obviate  alto- 
gether a  bias  by  which  his  consci- 
ence may  be  perverted ; — and  will 
not  this  difficulty  be  increased  by 
whatever  increases  the  value  of  the 
curacy,  and,  in  consequence,  multi- 
plies the  applications?  I  say,  my 
Lord,  that  an  honest  man  has  to  con- 
tend against  fearful  odds,  whose  in- 
tegrity is  thus  exposed  to  the  as- 
saults of  interest  or  cupidity,  in 
persevering  and  importunate  solicit- 
ation. One  or  two  perhaps  may  be 
found,  who  would  be  proof  against 
such  attacks,  and  who  would  prefer 
the  candidate  whose  claims  were 
based  upon  purely  spiritual  consi- 
derations. But,  taking  human  na- 
ture as  it  is,  such  could  not  often  be 
the  case  ; — and  few  but  those  whose 
claims  were  backed  by  powerful 
friends,  could  expect  to  obtain  em- 
ployment in  the  very  lowest  offices 
of  the  ministry,  when  the  stipends 
annexed  to  those  offices  amounted 
to  something  approaching  a  provi- 
sion for  life.  At  present  they  do  not 
amount  to  any  thing  like  that  They 
are  not,  accordingly,  the  objects  of 
very  eager  competition.  Good  men, 
therefore,  are  not  jostled  out  of 
the  way  by  the  crowd  of  those  who, 
provided  they  can  obtain  the  emolu- 


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merits,  concern  themselves  but  little 
about-the  duties.  The  offices  are,  ac- 
cordingly, frequently  very  well  fill- 
ed ; — filled  by  men  who  are  a  credit 
to  their  profession ;  and  whose  zeal 
and  devotedness  compensate,  in  a 
great  measure,  for  the  laxity  and  the 
secularity  of  many  of  their  breth- 
ren. And  when  we  owe  our  present 
supply  of  such  spiritual  labourers  to 
those  circumstances  which  render  it 
not  worth  the  while  of  mere  clerical 
adventurers  to  enter  into  the  mini- 
stry, let  us  not  be  seduced,  by  any 
plausible  project  for  improving  the 
condition  of  the  working  clergy, 
into  the  adoption  of  a  measure  by 
which  these  circumstances  must  be 
so  materially  changed,  and  a  state  of 
things  produced,  which  will  render 
it  but  too  probable,  that  our  curacies 
will  be  filled  by  a  very  different  set 
of  men ; — by  men  who,  instead  of 
contributing  to  support,  will  lie  like 
an  incubus  upon  true  religion. 

"  Strange,"  some  philanthropist 
will  say,  "  to  make  the  worth  and 
the  usefulness  of  the  present  race  of 
curates  a  reason  against  augmenting 
their  scanty  and  all  too  insufficient 
incomes  !  Because  they  are  zealous 
and  indefatigable  in  their  sacred  call- 
ing, they  must  be  condemned  to 
pine  in  penury,  '  while  luxury  in 
palaces  lies  straining  its  low  thought 
to  form  unreal  wants  !'  "  But  such 
is  not  the  drift  of  the  argument.  The 
proposition  to  increase  the  stipends 
of  the  inferior  clergy  is  objected  to, 
not  because  these  excellent  men  are 
not,  from  their  merits,  entitled  to 
larger  incomes;  but  because  a 
higher  scale  of  remuneration  would 
attract  the  cupidity  of  needy  and 
gain-loving  adventurers,  and,  in  all 
probability,  keep  those  worthy  men 
out  of  the  Church.  The  proposition, 
if  considered  only  with  reference  to 
the  individuals  who  are  immediately 
to  profit  by  it,  is  a  very  fair  one;  but, 
viewed  as  it  would  affect  the  per- 
manent interests  of  the  body  to 
which  they  belong,  it  must  be  re- 

girded  as  most  injurious.  It  is  the 
hurch  which  should  be  first  consi- 
dered in  all  arrangements  which 
concern  the  condition  of  the  clergy. 
Whatever  has  a  tendency  to  pro- 
duce a  perpetual  supply  of  worth, 
zeal,  piety,  learning,  and  all  evange- 
lical virtues,  and  to  facilitate  their 
admission  to  the  service  of  the  sanc- 


tuary, is  that  which  will,  eventually, 
contribute  most  to  the  wellbeing  of 
the  Church.  Whatever  has  a  ten- 
dency to  obstruct  the  free  ingress  of 
men  distinguished  for  faith  and  holi- 
ness, must,  eventually,  prove  injuri- 
ous to  it.  And  unless  it  can  be 
shewn,  that  the  proposed  measure 
has  no  such  tendency — that  increased 
emoluments  will  not  attract  increased 
competition — and  that  the  retiring 
and  humble-minded  Christian,  who 
desires  to  become  a  minister  of 
Christ,  with  the  single  view  of  for- 
warding the  spread  of  the  gospel, 
will  not  find  any  greater  difficulty 
than  he  does  at  present  in  obtaining 
a  post  of  spiritual  usefulness  ;  unless 
these  paradoxes  be  maintained,  I 
know  not  how  any  friend  to  religion 
can  suffer  his  compassion  for  the 
poverty  of  individuals  to  blind  him 
to  the  necessary  consequences  of  a 
measure,  which  must  so  seriously 
militate  against  the  effective  pro- 
mulgation of  vital  and  genuine  Chris- 
tianity. 

There  lies  around  the  spot  where 
I  at  present  write,  a  tract  of  about 
twenty  miles,  with  which  I  am  per- 
fectly acquainted.  Within  that  dis- 
trict there  are  about  thirty  curates, 
who  are  truly  "  worthy  the  vocation 
to  which  they  are  called;"  who  are 
instant,  "  in  season  and  out  of  sea- 
son," in  the  discharge  of  their  sacred 
duties;  and  who  are  beloved  and 
respected,  by  all  denominations  of 
their  parishioners,  for  the  untiring 
zeal  and  the  self-renouncing  devo- 
tedness by  which  they  manifest  their 
Christian  sincerity.  I  can  truly  say, 
that  if  these  men  were  suddenly 
withdrawn  from  that  district,  it 
would  almost  be  paganized.  And 
with  perfect  truth  it  may  be  added, 
that,  if  their  curacies  were  worth 
two  hundred  a-year,  they  never 
would  have  obtained  them.  They 
all  owe  their  humble  preferments  to 
the  circumstance,  that  these  were 
not  worth  the  acceptance  of  those 
whose  interest  with  the  patron,  had 
they  been  valuable  things,  would 
have  been  more  prevailing.  Shall  I 
be  told, — no  matter  for  that,  the 
Church  would  still  be  supplied  with 

food  and  faithful  servants  ?     But  I 
appen  also  to  know  who  the  indi- 
viduals are  who,  in  all  probability, 
would  fill   these  curacies,  had  the 
emoluments  connected  with  them 


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been  worth  their  notice.  Truly,  they 
are  individuals  who  would  not  have 
been  over  assiduous  in  their  sacred 
calling;  by  whom  the  business  of  an 
evangelist  would  be  very  imperfectly 
done;  shepherds  they  would  prove, 
who  would  endeavour  to  make  up, 
by  a  scrupulous  attendance  upon 
their  nock  at  shearing-time,  for  the 
neglect  with  which  they  would  per- 
mit them  to  stray  into  unwholesome 
pastures.  Can  I  then  pronounce  of 
a  measure,  which  would  cause  such 
a  change  as  this  in  the  condition  of 
the  Church,  that  it  is  a  good  one  ? 
Truly  no.  The  present  race  of  worthy 
men  might  receive  some  little  tempo- 
ral benefit,  but  it  would  be  at  the  ex- 
pense of  the  spiritual  wellbeing  of 
unborn  thousands.  They  might  be 
better  enabled  to  keep  the  wolf  from 
their  own  door,  but  it  would  be  by 
means  which  must  almost  ensure  his 
admission  amongst  the  flock  ; — and 
what  such  men  would  at  any  time 
lay  down  their  lives  to  defend,  they 
will  cheerfully  bear  with  poverty  ra- 
ther than  endanger. 

Still,  it  will  be  asked,  are  not  these 
excellent  men  deserving  of  a  better 
provision  than  they  have  at  present  ? 
Undoubtedly  they  are ;    and   such 
they  would  have,  if  those  who  pos- 
sess the  disposal  of  Church  prefer- 
ments only  did  them  common  jus- 
tice.    It  is  there  the  evil  lies.     The 
patrons  of  livings  regard  them  as  pri- 
vate property,  and  consider  that  they 
are  at  perfect  liberty  to  dispose  of 
them  in  a  manner  the  most  condu- 
cive to  their  personal  advantage.  If  the 
patron  be  a  layman,  he  never  thinks 
of  giving  a  parish  to  any  one  but 
some  near  relative.    Even  in  the  in- 
stance of  the  Bishops,  the  case  is  not 
very  materially  different.    They,  ge- 
nerally speaking,  have  hitherto  dis- 
posed of  their  benefices,  more  with 
a  view  to  the  family  claims  of  those 
upon  whom  they  have  been  confer- 
red, than  from  a  discriminating  esti- 
mate of  their  professional   preten- 
sions.    And  yet,  the  very  men  who 
are  systematically  guilty  of  the  fla- 
grant abuse  of  a  sacred  trust,  would, 
perhaps,  be  amongst  the  foremost  to 
commiserate  the  condition  of  poor 
curates,  and  to  come  forward  with 
proposals  for  confiscating  Church  re- 
venues, in  order  to  create  a  fund  for 
the  relief  of  that  very  poverty  which 


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has  been  solely  caused  by  their  own 
injustice  !  Kind  and  amiable  philan- 
thropists !    They  would  remedy,  by 
alienating  the  property,  the  misery 
which  they  have  caused,  by  abusing 
the  patronage  of  the  Church  !  But 
such  benevolent  projectors  had  need 
to  be  just,  before  they  aspire  to  the 
merit  of  being  generous.    At  least  I 
think  they  are  bound  to  shew  how 
much  of  the  poverty  of  the  curates 
might  be  relieved  by  simply  promo- 
ting them  according  to  their  deserts, 
before  they  encourage  an  invasion  of 
vested  rights,  which  may  be  but  the 
commencement  of  more   extensive 
spoliation.    Let  us  see  how  much  of 
this  poverty  will  remain,  after  a  due 
regard  has  been  paid  to  the  honest 
claims  of  the  inferior  clergy.     I  un- 
dertake to   say,  my  Lord,   on  the 
part  of  all  the  curates  in  the  United 
Churches  of  England  and  Ireland, 
that  if  patronage  were  honestly  dis- 
pensed, they  would  be  perfectly  sa- 
tisfied.    No   complaint   of    poverty 
would  be  heard,  if  Bishops  and  lay 
patrons  did  their  duty.     If  the  good 
and  faithful  servant,  he  whose  minis- 
try has  been  marked  by  extraordi- 
nary success,  is   considered  deser- 
ving of  the  reward  which  ought  al- 
ways to  attend  great  exertions  in  a 
good  cause,everythingpracticable  for 
the  support  and  the  encouragement 
of  the  clergy  will  be  accomplished. 
Few  deserving  men  will  remain  un- 
provided.    But  what   dispirits  the 
labourer  in  Christ's  vineyard  is  this, 
that  no   matter   how  eminent    may 
be  his  merits,  unless  he  is  able  to 
command    some   interest   with    his 
diocesan,   distinct    altogether   from 
the  consideration  of  his  professional 
services,  he  may  remain  until  dooms- 
day without  his  reward.     He  must 
sow,  that  others  may  reap.  He  must 
labour,  that  others,  who    have   not 
put  their  hands  to  the  plough,  may 
enter  into   his  labours.     Now,  my 
Lord,  if  the  evils  under  which  the 
curates  of  our  establishment  suffer 
so  grievously,  have   their    root    in 
this  gross  abuse  of  the  patronage  of 
the  Church,  were  it  not  wiser  to  at- 
tempt the  removal  of  the  evil  by  re- 
medying the  abuse  out  of  which  it 
arises,  than,  by  an  indiscriminating 
augmentation  of  the  incomes  of  the 
inferior  clergy,  run  the  risk  of  in- 
creasing the  negligence  and  the  in-* 


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efficiency,  in  a  much  greater  propor- 
tion than  we  should  diminish  the 
poverty  of  its  members  ? 

For  the  abuses  of  patronage,  my 
Lord,  there  is,  in  our  Church,  but 
one  remedy,  viz.  more  care  in  the 
selection  of  those  by  whom  it  is  dis- 
pensed. With  the  Government  rests 
the  responsibility  of  appointing  Bi- 
shops ;  and,  according  as  they  use  or 
abuse  their  important  trust,  the 
Church  must  flourish  or  decay.  How 
lias  it  been  hitherto  exercised  ?  Have 
the  advisers  of  the  Crown,  in  all 
cases,  been  solicitous  to  recommend 
individuals  for  that  high  office  from 
a  consideration  of  their  character 
and  qualifications  ?  Have  worth,  vir- 
tue, learning,  and  ability  been  duly 
honoured?  Has  the  choice  been  usu- 
ally made  solely  with  a  view  to  the 
importance  of  the  office,  and  the  fit- 
ness of  the  individual  to  discharge  its 
sacred  duties  ?Iknow  how  your  Lord- 
ship will  unhesitatingly  answer  these 
questions.  You  are  well  aware  that 
parliamentary  influence  has  always 
had  more  weight  than  the  only  spe- 
cies of  influence  which  should,  on 
such  occasions,  be  all  prevailing; 
and  that  an  individual  is  much  more 
likely  to  be  selected  for  the  office  of 
Bishop,  because  of  his  Ministerial 
connexions,  than  because  of  that  in- 
tegrity and  intelligence,  that  separa- 
tion from  the  world,  and  that  know- 
ledge of  men,  which  is  so  beautiful- 
ly expressed  by  our  Lord,  as  a  com- 
bination of  the  simplicity  of  the  dove 
and  the  wisdom  of  the  serpent,which 
can  alone  enable  the  overseers  of 
God's  heritage  rightly  to  divide  the 
word  of  truth,  and  so  to  preside  over 
its  appointed  ministers,  as  to  pro- 
mote their  efficiency,  appreciate  their 
worth,  and  "  give  them  their  meat  in 
due  season."  This  is  a  representa- 
tion which  your  Lordship  will  ac- 
knowledge to  be  as  true,  as  I  main- 
tain it  to  be  deplorable.  And  while 
the  case  continues  to  be  so,  nothing 
effectual  can  be  done  for  the  better 
government  of  the  Church.  As  long 
as  its  high  places  are  filled  by  those 
whose  promotion  has  been  the  result 
of  Ministerial  favouritism,  or  parlia- 
mentary intrigue,  so  long  will  its  af- 
fairs be  administered  with  a  view  to 
temporal  rather  than  spiritual  inter- 
ests. And,  while  this  is  the  case,  we 
cannot,  humanly  speaking,  expect 
that  Bishops  will  be  governed  in  the 


disposal  of  livings,  by  any  other 
principles  than  those  to  which  they 
have  been  themselves  indebted  for 
promotion,  and  that  dependents  and 
relatives  will  not  be  preferred,  while 
laborious  and  meritorious  individuals 
are  neglected. 

A  change,  therefore,  must  take 
place  in  these  things ;  that  is,  if  it 
be  the  object  of  the  Government  that 
the  Church  shall  stand.  It  is  almost 
demonstrable  that  it  cannot  much 
longer  survive  the  abuses  of  a  spe- 
cies of  misgovernment  which  almost 
ensures,  and  even  necessitates,  a  pro- 
stitution of  its  patronage.  Can  the 
Bishops  be  fairly  expected  to  be 
more  conscientious  than  those  by 
whom  they  have  been  chosen?  If 
they  should  make  improper  appoint- 
ments, can  we  be  surprised,  seeing 
how  they  have  been  themselves  ap- 
pointed ?  Do  they  neglect  merit  ? 
They  never  would  have  had  an  op- 
portunity of  so  doing,  had  not  merit 
been  neglected.  Are  they  inordi- 
nately susceptible  of  those  influences 
which  lead  them  to  employ  their 

Eower  in  providing  for  their  own 
imilies,  rather  than  to  use  it  in  fur- 
therance of  the  spiritual  objects  for 
the  sake  of  which  it  was  conferred  ? 
They  never  would  have  had  an  op- 
portunity of  thus  scandalizing  their 
profession,  if  such,  precisely,  was 
not  the  case  when  they  were  them- 
selves promoted.  A  change,  there- 
fore, must  take  place  in  the  princi- 
ples which  seem  hitherto  to  have  re- 
gulated ecclesiastical  preferments ; 
and  this  change  will  imply  a  total 
alteration  in  the  mode  in  which  they 
have  been  effected. 

We  have  no  Minister  for  Ecclesi- 
astical Affairs.  The  business  of  the 
Church  is  lumped  with  the  other  busi- 
ness of  the  Home  Department;  and 
there  is  too  much  reason  to  believe 
that  it  is  carried  on  with  reference  to 
merely  secular  ends,  and  that  that 
portion  of  the  wealth  of  the  Church 
which  is  at  the  disposal  of  the 
Crown,  is  only  considered  as  so 
much  oil  for  greasing  the  wheels  of 
government,  in  order  that  the  ma- 
chine of  state  may  roll  on  more 
smoothly.  I  now  speak  without  re- 
ference to  the  merits  or  the  deme- 
rits of  any  administration.  Widely 
as  the  several  parties  who  have  go- 
verned the  country  for  the  last  cen- 
tury may  have  differed  from  each 


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on  the  Present  State  of  the  Established  Church. 


other  upon  many  subjects,  there  is 
too  much  reason  to  believe  that,  in 
this  one  respect,  they  have  exhibited 
a  melancholy  uniformity ;  all  agree- 
ing to  regard  the  Church  as  a  source 
of  patronage,  which  might  fairly  be 
employed  either  for  the  gratification 
of  private  partiality,  or  the  purchase 
of  so  much  parliamentary  support 
as  might  be  necessary  to  secure  the 
success  of  their  measures.  The 
Church  has  thus  been  uniformly  sacri- 
ficed to  objects  of  comparatively  but 
little  importance.  The  power  which 
Ministers  possess  over  it,  has  been 
employed  in  perverting  it  from  its 
proper  purpose.  The  same  indivi- 
dual who  was  charged  with  its  con- 
cerns, was  also  charged  with  the 
temporal  concerns  of  a  mighty  em- 
pire ;  and,  as  he  could  not  serve  two 
masters,  one  must  of  necessity  have 
been  neglected.  You,  my  Lord,  do 
not  require  to  be  told,  that  when  the 
interests  of  religion  are  thus  brought 
into  collision  with  projects  of  human 
policy,  that  the  latter  must  always 
prevail  against  the  former.  But  those 
who  have  been  devoted  to  the  con- 
templation of  religious  truth,  with 
an  ardour  and  intensity  somewhat 
proportioned  to  that  which  has  dis- 
tinguished your  Lordship  in  the  pur- 
suit of  knowledge,  as  a  scholar,  and 
as  a  statesman,  can  alone  estimate 
the  prodigious  injury  which  has  been 
done  to  the  Church,  by  being  thus 
abandoned  to  the  negligence  or  the  in- 
discretion of  intemperate  or  incom- 
petent advisers. 

But  if  the  mischief  which  arose 
from  thus  imposing  upon  the  same 
individual,  and  that  individual  a  lay- 
man, the  care  both  of  lay  and  eccle- 
siastical concerns,  has  hitherto  been 
great,  the  danger  of  continuing  to 
do  so  at  present  is  still  greater.  Pre- 
viously to  the  repeal  of  the  Roman 
Catholic  disabilities,  there  was  some 
security  that  the  Secretary  for  the 
Home  Department  being  a  Protest- 
ant, Church  patronage  would  not  be 
employed  with  a  direct  view  to  the 
injury  of  the  Church.  We  are  now 
without  any  such  security.  The 
Home  Secretary,  or  even  the  Prime 
Minister,  may  to-morrow  be  a  Ro- 
man Catholic ;  and  is  it  fitting  that 
such  an  individual  should  possess  the 
power  which  such  stations  would  at 

§  resent   give   him   of  working    the 
ownfall  of  our  ecclesiastical  insti- 


187 

tutions  ?  I  hope  I  do  not  idly  flat- 
ter myself  in  anticipating  how  your 
Lordship,  all  emancipator  as  you 
were,  would  answer  such  a  question. 
And  if  I  do  not,  there  is  additional 
reason  for  believing  that  you  will 
not  be  very  averse  to  a  measure 
which,  by  separating  lay  from  eccle- 
siastical considerations,  would  so  far 
cause  a  natural  division  of  labour 
amongst  the  Ministers  of  the  Crown, 
and  protect  the  concerns  of  the 
Church  against  such  profane  inter- 
mixture with  secular  transactions, 
which  has,  under  the  most  favour- 
able circumstances,  been  proved  to 
be  so  injurious. 

The  first  measure,  therefore,  for 
the  improvement  of  the  Church, 
should  be  the  appointment  of  a  Mi- 
nister for  Ecclesiastical  Affairs,  to- 
gether with  a  Board  of  Commission- 
ers, by  whom  the  concerns  of  reli- 
gion, as  far  as  they  come  under  the 
cognizance  of  the  State,  should  be 
steadily  and  vigilantly  superintend- 
ed. By  such  a  measure  two  objects 
would  be  gained — the  Secretary  for 
the  Home  Department  would  be  dis- 
embarrassed of  a  very  onerous  re- 
sponsibility, and  relieved  from  ex- 
posure to  a  great  temptation;  and 
the  Church  would  receive,  from  the 
new  Commissioners,  a  more  undis- 
tracted  attention.  It  would  be  con- 
sidered more  with  reference  to  how 
its  condition  might  be  improved,  than 
how  it  might  be  made  subservient  to 
the  promotion  of  temporal  objects. 
Indeed,  my  Lord,  it  is  thus  alone  that 
the  national  religion  can  experience 
the  protection  and  the  encouragement 
to  which  it  is  entitled.  It  is  thus  alone 
that  a  reasonable  hope  can  be  enter- 
tained, that  the  same  judgment  and 
discrimination  which  are  so  obser- 
vable in  appointments  to  legal  and 
military  offices  of  importance,  should 
also  be  manifested  in  the  promotions 
which  take  place  in  the  Church,  and 
that  individuals  should  be  selected  for 
its  high  stations,  from  an  honest  esti- 
mate of  their  intrinsic  worth,  rather 
than  apartial  and  corrupting  consider- 
ation of  their  accidental  advantages. 

The  principal  objection  to  this 
proposal  would  be,  that  it  implies  a 
great  sacrifice  of  patronage  on  the 
part  of  Government,  and  does  not, 
after  all,  afford  a  certainty  of  much 
better  appointments  than  are  at  pre- 
sent made.  It  does,  unquestionably, 


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imply  a  sacrifice  of  patronage  on  the 
part  of  Government;  but,  I  humbly 
contend,  if  it  does  not  afford  a  cer- 
tainty, it  furnishes  a  reasonable  pro- 
bability, that  more  care  will  be  taken 
in  the  selection  of  individuals  to  fill 
high  and  responsible  stations  in  the 
Church.  This,  after  all,  is  the  great 
object  that  should  be  aimed  at.  The 
patronage  of  the  Church  is  vested  in 
Government  for  the  benefit  of  the 
Church  ;  and  the  only  solicitude  of 
those  who  have  the  disposal  of  it, 
ought  to  be,  how  it  may  be  most 
righteously  administered.  The  plan 
which  I  have  the  honour  to  submit, 
would  diminish  the  temptations  to 
its  abuse,  and  that  to  a  degree  that 
must  almost  necessitate  its  appropri- 
ation to  strictly  legitimate  objects. 

The  temptations  to  its  abuse  would 
be  diminished  in  two  ways  —  by 
heightening  the  responsibility  of  the 
patrons,  and  by  increasing  their  num- 
ber. Their  responsibility  would  be 
heightened,  because  they  would  be 
regarded  by  the  public  as  individuals 
set  apart  for  guarding  the  purity, 
and  promoting -the  wellbeing  of  the 
Church ;  and  whose  first  duty  it 
would  be  to  see  that,  in  the  promo- 
tions which  took  place,  religion  re- 
ceived no  detriment.  And,  in  pro- 
portion as  their  numbers  were  in- 
creased, while  the  interest  which 
they  took,  collectively  and  individu- 
ally, in  the  public  weal,  remained 
the  same,  the  private  motives  which 
any  one  of  them  could  have  for  a  de- 
parture from  the  principles  by  which 
he  should  be  guided,  could  seldom 
be  so  great  as  to  tempt  him  to  abuse 
his  powers.  If  there  were  ten  un- 
paid Commissioners,  (members  of 
the  Church  of  England,  and  chosen 
for  their  known  devotion  to  it,)  ap- 
pointed to  assist  by  their  counsel  in 
the  selection  of  individuals  to  fill  the 
office  of  Bishops,  supposing  them  to 
be  actuated  by  the  lowest  motives, 
namely,  the  desire  of  appointing 
some  relative  or  friend,  these  could 
only  operate  with  one-tenth  of  the 
force  which  would  belong  to  them,  if 
the  nomination  rested,  as  at  present, 
with  a  single  individual,  who  is,  be- 
6ides,embarrassed  by  the  multifarious 
duties  of  another  office,  and  whose  no- 
tions of  official  usefulness  might  lead 
him  to  sacrifice  the  Church  to  the 
State,  in  his  ecclesiastical  arrange- 
ments. 


The  Secretary  for  the  Homo  De- 
partment considers  that  he  has  friends 
to  gratify,  and  supporters  to  main- 
tain, and  parliamentary  antagonists 
to  buy  off,  or  to  conciliate.  These  are 
his  most  important  duties.  When  a 
bishopric  is  to  be  disposed  of,  they 
are  considerations  of  which,  as  things 
stand  at  present,  he  cannot  lose  sight. 
Those  who  have  supported  his  mea- 
sures "  in  the  House,"  would  consi- 
der themselves  very  ill  used,  if  their 
applications  at  the  Home  Office  were 
unattended  to,  and  a  preference  gi- 
ven to  others,  whose  only  claims  were 
their  work  as  clergymen,  or  their 
merit  as  theologians.  But,  if  cleri- 
cal appointments  were  placed  in  the 
hands  of  commissioners  such  as  I 
have  supposed,  whose  sole  business 
would  be  to  see  that  they  were  pro- 
perly made,  the  very  men  who  would 
be  unscrupulous  and  importunate, 
while  they  regarded  such  patronage 
as  a  mere  appendage  to  the  office  of 
a  Secretary  of  State,  and  conferred 
for  the  purpose  of  augmenting  his 
influence,  would  hesitate  to  press 
the  claims  of  those  whose  interests 
they  were  desirous  to  promote,  upon  a 
body  of  men  whose  duty  it  would  be 
mostjealously  to  criticise  their  pro- 
fessional pretensions. 

Your  Lordship  is  aware,  that  for 
the  proposal  which  I  make,  there  is 
something  very  like  precedent.  When 
William  the  Third  came  to  the 
throne  of  these  realms,  he  felt  that, 
as  a  stranger,  he  was  not  qualified  to 
make  a  proper  use  of  his  power  of 
appointing  to  bishoprics,  without 
the  aid  of  a  committee  composed  of 
discreet  individuals,  well  affected  to- 
wards the  Church  of  England,  by 
whom  his  choice  might  be  guided. 
Such  a  committee  was  accordingly 
appointed ;  and,  with  the  exception 
of  their  natural  prejudices  against 
those  who  were  suspected  of  Jaco- 
bitism,  they  were  wise  and  discri- 
minating in  their  selections.  Burnet, 
Hoadly,  and  Tillotson,  are  names 
which  reflect  no  discredit  on  those 
by  whom  the  distinguished  indivi- 
duals who  bore  them  were  recom- 
mended for  the  mitre. 

Now,  if  such  a  course  was  deem- 
ed necessary  when  the  Church  was 
fortified  against  both  Dissenters  and 
Papists,  it  cannot  be  supposed  less 
expedient  at  a  time  when  the  House 
of  Commons  has  been  thrown  open 


1832.] 


on  the  Present  State  of  the  Established  Church. 


to  those  who  make  no  secret  of  their 
hostility  to  the  established  religion, 
and  who  may,  at  any  moment,  take 
their  seats  amongst  his  Majesty's 
constitutional  advisers  !  Surely,  my 
Lord,  more  unlikely  things  have  come 
to  pass  in  our  day,  than  that  Mr  O'- 
Connell  should  be  a  Cabinet  Minis- 
ter, or  that  the  Duke  of  Norfolk,  or 
the  Earl  of  Shrewsbury,  should  take 
a  leading  part  in  the  formation  of  a 
new  administration ! 

But  I  do  not  urge  the  appointment 
of  Ecclesiastical  Commissioners,  and 
a  Secretary  of  State  for  ecclesiasti- 
cal affairs,  so  much  for  the  purpose 
of  guardingagainst  the  dangers  which 
threaten  the  Church  from  without, 
great  and  imminent  as  these  are,  as 
of  preventing  the  abuses  which  prey 
upon  it  within,  and  to  which,  if  they 
be  not  obviated,  it  must  speedily 
fall  a  victim.  An  end  must  be  put 
to  these  abuses,  or  they  will  put  an 
end  to  the  Church.  And  if  we  could 
only  ensure  the  appointment  of  good 
Bishops,  the  Church  would  be  out  of 
danger.  Your  Lordship  could  scarce- 
ly conceive  how  much  would  be 
done,  by  any  measure  affording  a 
reasonable  prospect  of  such  a  re- 
sult, towards  remedying  every  evil 
under  which  the  establishment  la- 
bours. 

When  Parliament  once  practical- 
ly recognised  the  principle,  that  the 
patronage  at  the  disposal  of  Govern- 
ment should  be  exclusively  appro- 
priated for  the  service  of  religion, 
they  might,  with  consistency,  declare 
that  the  patronage  at  the  disposal  of 
every  Bishop  was  a  sacred  trust  for 
the  benefit  of  the  Church,  and  that 
in  the  distribution  of  it  favouritism 
and  partiality  should  be  excluded. 
It  should  be  authoritatively  declared, 
that  the  right  of  the  patron  in  such 
cases  is  not  so  much  a  right  of  selec- 
tion, as  a  right  of  adjudication.  He 
cannot  be  so  truly  said  to  possess  the 
privilege  of  choosing  who  shall,  as  of 
pronouncing  who  ought,  to  possess 
the  benefice  at  his  disposal.  And  as 
-soon  as  he  decides,  "  inforo  conscien- 
tice,''  that  a  particular  individual  pos- 
sesses the  ability  and  the  qualifica- 
tions which  render  him  more  likely 
than  any  other  to  be  useful,  if  put  in 
possession  of  a  particular  prefer- 
ment, he  should  feel  himself  under 
as  strong  an  obligation  to  promote 
that  individual  in  preference  to  any 


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other,  as  a  juror  to  decide  according 
to  evidence,  or  a  judge  to  adjudicate 
according  to  law. 

It  will  be  said  that  such  ought  to 
b  e  the  case  at  present ;  that  Bishops 
should  feel  themselves  under  a  sa- 
cred obligation  to  consider  nothing 
but  the  interests  of  religion  in  their 
appointments ;  and  that  if  their  own 
consciences  do  not  influence  them  to 
do  what  is  right,  it  would  be  vain  to 
expect  that  they  should  be  so  influ- 
enced by  any  snch  measures  as  are 
proposed.  The  sacred  obligations  of 
Bishops  I  do  not  deny;  they  have, 
however,  been  hitherto  comparative- 
ly inoperative,  because  men  have 
been  chosen  for  that  high  office  who 
do  not  feel  them.  The  proposal  which 
I  have  made  would,  it  is  to  be  hoped, 
greatly  increase  our  chances  of  good 
Bishops  ;  and  the  regulations  which 
I  have  suggested  are  not,  it  may  be 
presumed,  ill  calculated  to  keep  alive 
in  the  mind  of  a  good  man  a  sense  of 
his  most  awful  responsibility.  These 
are  the  two  great  points  at  which 
Government  should  aim,  if  they  are 
desirous  of  conferring  real  benefit 
upon  the  Church  ;  and  it  is  most  im- 
portant to  hold  in  mind,  that  all  the 
care  and  all  the  skill  which  can  be 
employed  in  the  selection  of  worthy 
and  meritorious  individuals,  will  not 
enable  Government  to  dispense  with 
any  one  of  the  forms  or  the  ceremo- 
nies by  which  such  individuals  may 
have  impressed  upon  them,  or  re- 
newed within  them,  a  spirit-stirring 
conviction  of  their  solemn  obliga- 
tions. 

If  a  judge,  instead  of  presiding  in 
a  court  of  law,  surrounded  by  the 
circumstances  of  official  dignity,  un- 
der the  necessity  of  listening  to  the 
pleadings  of  the  parties  between 
whom  he  arbitrates,  and  of  pro- 
nouncing his  judgment  in  the  pre- 
sence of  the  public,  felt  himself  at 
liberty,  in  his  own  private  apartment, 
and  with  no  greater  formality  than 
that  which  is  customary  in  the  trans- 
action of  private  business,  to  come  to 
a  decision  respecting  the  merits  or 
demerits  of  particular  individuals, 
by  which  decision  they  might  be  af- 
fected either  for  good  or  for  evil  for 
the  rest  of  their  lives,  is  it  probable 
that  no  private  or  sinister  influence 
would  ever  pervert  his  mind,  and 
that  he  would  in  all  cases  be  guided 
in  his  awards  by  even-handed  jus- 


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tice  ?  This  is  a  subject  concerning 
which  your  Lordship  is  much  better 
able  to  judge  than  I  am  :  but  indeed 
it  does  not  require  a  very  extended 
experience  in  such  matters  to  be 
able  to  say,  that,  by  such  a  course, 
much  would  be  done  to  make  the 
judge  forget  that  he  was  a  public 
functionary,  and  to  give  an  undue 
ascendency  to  influences  which  could 
not  be  too  carefully  excluded.  Now, 
the  supposed  case  of  the  judge  is 
the  actual  case  of  the  bishop.  He 
decides  respecting  the  merits  of  the 
individuals  who  may  be  considered 
as  having  claims  for  preferment, 
without  any  consciousness  of  stand- 
ing in  the  presence  of  a  public  who 
exercise  a  kind  of  censorship  over 
his  determinations.  He  is,  on  the 
contrary,  surrounded  by  those  whose 
interest  it  is  to  blind  him  to  any  dis- 
criminating appreciation  of  real  me- 
rit, and  to  practise,  by  every  artifice, 
upon  his  weakness,  his  partiality,  or 
his  affection.  He  is  taken  out  of  the 
atmosphere  in  which  his  sense  of 
public  duty  could  not  die,  and 
brought  into  the  atmosphere  in 
which  more  than  due  encourage- 
ment is  given  to  the  selfishness  and 
the  corruption  of  his  nature.  The 
latter  requires  no  assistance.  Like 
a  rank  weed,  it  flourishes  without 
culture.  The  former  requires  all  the 
assistance  which  can  be  given  to  it. 
And  when  the  very  contrary  of  what 
would  be  right  and  expedient  thus 
takes  place;  when  the  corrupting  in- 
fluence of  private  affection  is  unne- 
cessarily cherished,  and  the  purify- 
ing influence  of  a  sense  of  public 
duty  unnaturally  repressed  or  ex- 
tinguished, is  it  surprising  that  cle- 
rical appointments  are  made,  in  many 
instances,  less  with  a  view  to  the 
good  of  the  Church,  than  to  the  be- 
nefit of  the  individuals  who  are  pro- 
moted ? 

I  ask  any  candid  man,  who  has 
ever  fairly  turned  his  mind  to  the 
subject,  whether  the  first  considera- 
tion of  the  generality  of  those  who 
are  invested  with  patronage  in  the 
Church  is  not,  how  they  may  most 
effectually  employ  it  in  the  service 
of  their  relatives  and  friends  ?  If 
they  are  laymen,  it  is  often  sold  to 
the  highest  bidder.  In  the  case  of 
Government  or  the  Bishops,  it  is  too 
frequently  made  subservient  to  par- 
liamentary interest,  or  to  family  con- 


venience. The  very  most  that  can 
be  expected  in  such  cases  is,  that  a 
negative  should  be  put  upon  gross 
disqualification.  If  the  son  or  the 
brother  of  a  Bishop  was  guilty  of  any 
offence  which  would  render  his  pro- 
motion in  the  Church  a  great  scan- 
dal, he  might  perhaps  be  passed  by; 
so  far  a  deference  might  be  shewn 
to  public  opinion.  But  the  generali- 
ty of  patrons,  both  lay  and  clerical, 
would  consider  it  most  unreasonable 
to  be  expected  to  give  their  best 
preferments  to  any  individuals,  how- 
ever qualified,  before  they  provided 
for  their  own  near  connexions.  And, 
indeed,  the  public  have  become  so 
reconciled  to  this  scandalous  mis- 
appropriation of  ecclesiastical  pro- 
perty, that,  when  a  Bishop  does  oc- 
casionally depart  from  the  ordinRiy 
practice,  and  prefer  some  worthy 
man,  from  truly  Christian  motives, 
praise  and  admiration  is  sure  to  at- 
tend him  for  it,  as  though  he  did 
some  extraordinary  thing,  while,  if 
the  matter  were  truly  considered,  he 
would  be  found  to  have  been  simply 
faithful  to  his  trust,  and  to  have  on- 
ly performed  his  bounden  duty. 
"  Dear  me,"  one  says  to  another, 
with  a  countenance  expressive  of  de- 
light and  wonder,  "  such  a  Bishop 
has  given  such  a  living  to  such  a 
person,  from  no  other  motives  than 
the  respect  and  estimation  in  which 
he  held  him,  for  his  zeal  and  ability 
as  a  parish  minister!"  In  this  case 
it  may  be  truly  said,  "  except io  pro- 
bat  regulam"  The  praise  of  the  in- 
dividual is  the  censure  of  the  body 
to  which  he  belongs.  For  it  would 
be  impossible  that,  in  particular 
cases,  such  conduct  could  be  en- 
titled to  praise,  if  the  general  con- 
duct of  the  Bishops  in  the  disposal 
of  their  patronage  were  not  deser- 
ving of  censure. 

And  let  it  not  be  supposed,  my 
Lord,  that  I  am  disposed  to  be  very 
severe  upon  the  heads  of  our  Church. 
Undoubtedly  I  cannot  award  to  them 
the  praise  of  great  disinterestedness. 
But,  truly,  such  is  not  to  be  expect- 
ed; nor  can  I,  when  I  consider  the 
manner  in  which  they  have  been 
chosen,  blame  them  for  being  influ- 
enced by  lower  motives  than  such 
as  would  be  sanctioned  by  the  high- 
est sense  of  duty.  It  is  the  Govern- 
ment by  whom,  or  rather  the  system 
according  to  which,  they  have  been 


1832.] 


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appointed,  that  must  bear  the  blame 
of  any  neglect  of  worth,  or  promo- 
tion of  inefficiency,  with  which  they 
are  chargeable.  If  the  Prime  Mini- 
ster should  say  to  some  individual, 
only  known  to  him  through  his  par- 
liamentary connexions,  "  Sir,  will 
you  accept  of  a  bishopric  ?"  it  is 
scarcely  to  be  expected"  that  that  in- 
dividual, how  conscious  soever  he 
may  be  of  his  own  deficiencies, 
should  say,  "  nolo  episcopari"  And 
surely  if  he  should  prove  incompe- 
tent to  the  righteous  discharge  of 
his  important  duties,  the  Minister  by 
whom  these  duties  have  been  so  im- 
properly imposed  upon  him,  is  guil- 
tier than  he.  This  would  at  once  be 
evident  if  the  charge  confided  to  him 
related  to  the  cure  of  bodies,  and  not 
to  the  cure  of  souls.  If  a  person,  at 
once  negligent  and  incompetent,  were 
appointed  to  the  care  of  an  hospital, 
— appointed  without  any  reference 
to  his  professional  qualifications, 
and  solely  because  of  his  parliament- 
ary interest,  what  an  outcry  would 
be  raised,  and  how  would  the  Go- 
vernment be  denounced  which  could 
thus  trifle  with  the  lives  of  his  Ma- 
jesty's subjects  ?  This  is  a  matter 
in  which  the  public  would  feel  a 
lively  interest,  and  the  promptest 
measures  would  be  taken  to  pre- 
vent the  recurrence  of  so  intolerable 
an  evil.  But,  such  is  the  different 
estimate  which  the  generality  of  peo- 
ple make  of  things  temporal  and 
things  eternal,  that  a  system  which 
would  be  denounced  as  an  abomi- 
nation if  it  merely  related  to  their 
bodies,  is  regarded  with  indifference, 
if  not  complacency,  because  the  mis- 
chief which  it  is  calculated  to  work 
is  purely  of  a  spiritual  kind,  and  does 
not  materially  or  ostensibly  interfere 
with  their  wellbeing  in  this  present 
world. 

And  even,  my  Lord,  when  Go- 
vernment intend  to  do  right,  such  is 
the  pernicious  influence  of  the  sys- 
tem according  to  which  they  have 
hitherto  worked,  they  are  seldom 
able  to  do  so.  They  have  of  late 
years  made  some  appointments, 
clearly  with  the  most  disinterested 
views.  Men,  eminent  for  their  scho- 
larship, have  been  raised  from  pro- 
fessorships in  our  Universities  to  the 
mitre.  But,  while  I  am  bound  to  ad- 
mit that  the  Church  is  thus  indebted 
to  the  Government  for  some  good 


Bishops,  I  must  add  that  little  regard 
seems  to  have  been  paid  to  any  pe- 
culiar fitness  for  the  sacred  office  in 
such  appointments;  arid  accordingly 
some  of  those  in  whose  elevation 
the  Government  have  felt  an  honest 
pride,  are  positively  to  be  reckoned 
amongst  the  worst  Bishops  upon  the 
bench.  Their  election,  though  dis- 
interested, was  not  judicious.  They 
were  chosen  rather  because  of  their 
general  eminence  and  ability,  than 
because  of  the  distinct  recognition  in 
them  of  the  virtues  and  the  talents 
which  would  ensure  that  the  duties 
of  their  high  office  should  be  well 
and  wisely  administered.  In  fact, 
the  office  was  conferred  upon  them 
as  a  reward,  instead  of  their  being 
chosen  to  the  office  from  a  convic- 
tion that  they  would  fitliest  execute 
its  important  functions.  It  was  re- 
garded as  a  kind  of  "finis  laborum" 
And,  however  gratified  the  public 
may  have  been  at  thus  seeing  merit 
reap  a  very  rich  reward,  when  such 
individuals  are  fairly  chargeable  with 
disposing  of  their  preferments  more 
with  reference  to  their  family  inte- 
rests than  to  the  good  of  the  Church, 
the  scandal  thence  arising  is  greater 
than  it  would  be  if  they  themselves 
had  not  been  so  disinterestedly  pro- 
moted. 

And  with  respect  to  the  value  of 
the  encouragement  thus  given  to 
merit,  to  what  does  it  amount  ?  Does 
it  tend  to  encourage  professional 
merit, — that  species  of  merit  which 
most  stands  in  need  of  encourage- 
ment ?  I  dare  say  that  when  Govern- 
ment feel  at  liberty  to  make  an 
honest  appointment  in  the  Church, 
professional  merit  on  the  part  of  any 
individual  will  be  no  bar  to  his  ad- 
vancement. But  this  is  almost  the 
utmost  that  can  be  said.  For  a 
good  commentator  upon  some  an- 
cient classic,  or  an  able  writer  of  a 
history  of  Greece,  or  an  ingenious 
essayist  upon  political  economy,  or 
an  eminent  astronomer,  or  an  eru- 
dite antiquarian,  is  just  as  likely  to 
be  the  object  of  their  choice  on  such 
occasions,  as  the  individual  whose 
personal  and  strictly  professional 
merits  should  more  decidedly  entitle 
him  to  notice.  Their  object  is  gained 
if  they  obtain  the  eclat  of  a  disin- 
terested appointment.  And  that, 
they  are  led  to  imagine,  is  some- 
times accomplished  most  effectually, 


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by  the  promotion  of  some  one  who 
possesses  no  parliamentary  interest, 
and  who  has  attained  a  considerable 
share  of  scientific  or  literary  dis- 
tinction. 

What,  then,  can  be  said  for  a  sys- 
tem, the  natural  tendency  of  which 
is  to  put  in  the  highest  places  in  the 
Church,  individuals  whose  chief,  or 
perhaps    only  recommendation    is, 
that  they  are  the  friends  or  the  con- 
nexions of  some  powerful  family; 
and  under  the  influence  of  which, 
even   when    the    Government    are 
anxious    to     compensate,    by    one 
praiseworthy  appointment,   for  the 
many  instances  in  which  professional 
merit  was  altogether  neglected,  they 
are  betrayed,  either  from  ignorance 
or  carelessness,  into  mistakes,  which 
are  scarcely  less  to  be  deplored  than 
their  acts  of  more  deliberate  injus- 
tice, in  which  the  claims  of  truly 
deserving  persons    are   designedly 
passed  by,  and  the  best  interests  of 
the   Church   formally  sacrificed  to 
theirnotions  of  political  expediency  ? 
Indeed,  my  Lord, it  must  be  changed. 
Nor  can  I  conceive  how  a  change 
may  more  fittingly  begin  than  by  the 
division  of  labour  which  I  have  sug- 
gested; by  means  of  which,  a  sepa- 
ration would  take  place    between 
offices  which    should    never   have 
been  united,  and  no  Minister  of  the 
Crown   would  be   exposed   to   the 
temptation  of  bartering  stations  in 
the    Church,    which    impose  upon 
them  an  awful  spiritual  responsibili- 
ty, for  that  species  of  support  in  Par- 
liament, by  which  the  other  business 
committed  to  his   charge   may   be 
transacted  with  least  inconvenience. 
Much  has  been  said,  and  much 
may  be  said,  of  the  necessity  im- 
posed upon  practical  statesmen  to 
conciliate  those  great  interests,  by 
whose  influence  the  business  of  the 
nation  must  be  carried  on  ;  and  that 
their  wishes   must  be  consulted  in 
the  more  important  clerical  arrange- 
ments.    I,  my  Lord,  never  was,  and 
never  will  be,  a  believer  in  any  such 
necessity.     A  Minister  of  the  Crown 
is  addressed  by  a  great  parliament- 
ary lord  or  commoner,  who  says  to 
him — "  appoint  my  son  or  my  bro- 
ther to  such  a  bishopric  — —  or" 
the  Minister  knows  the  alterna- 
tive.     If  he  is  a  timid   man,  or  a 
time-serving  man,  or  one  who  cares 
nothing  for  the  Church,  or  who  is 


its  secret  enemy,  he  will  strike  to 
this  great  lord  or  commoner:  the 
bishopric  will  be  disposed  of  for 
the  purpose  of  securing  his  support, 
and  his  compliance  will  be  remem- 
bered on  those  occasions  when  it  is 
important  that  he  should  be  able  to 
command  a  majority  in  the  House 
of  Commons.  But  if  he  be  an  ho- 
nest man,  he  may  say  to  the  borough 
proprietor,  "  No,  sir ;  no  support 
which  you  can  give  me  shall  induce 
me  to  sacrifice  the  interests  of  re- 
ligion. While  I  hold  the  reins  of 
power,  the  Church  shall  never  be 
desecrated  by  an  unfit  appointment." 
The  Minister  who  had  the  courage 
and  the  virtue  to  use  this  language, 
would,  I  am  persuaded,  gain  more 
than  he  could  lose  by  it.  He  might 
forego  the  purchased  support  of  a 
few  great  lords,  but  he  would  be 
more  than  compensated  for  it  by  the 
accession  of  strength  which  he  would 
receive  from  the  people.  He  would 
find  that  honesty  was  the  best  policy ; 
and  the  conviction  of  his  rectitude 
to  which  such  conduct  would  give 
rise,  would  cause  even  those  very 
individuals  to  respect  his  integrity, 
who,  if  he  were  a  different  man, 
would  have  traded  upon  his  corrup- 
tion. For  we  must  not  suppose,  my 
Lord,  that  all  those  who  profit  by 
the  present  system,  therefore  ap- 
prove of  it.  No  such  thing.  Many 
of  them  disapprove  of  it;  they  dis- 
approve, decidedly,  of  makijig  the 
high  places  in  the  Church  the  pur- 
chase of  parliamentary  services  : 
but  they  say,  "  as  this  is  the  system, 
and  as  these  good  things  are  going, 
we  may  as  well  take  advantage  of  it 
as  long  as  it  lasts,  and  have  our  share 
of  them;"  Only  let  a  conscientious 
Minister  arise,  who  is  determined 
that  such  an  abomination  shall 
no  longer  receive  his  countenance, 
and  he  will  find  the  very  class  of 
persons  who  were  most  ready  to 
avail  themselves  of  them,  as  long  as 
they  were  available  for  their  use  and 
benefit,  not  the  least  ready  to  second 
him  in  his  most  praiseworthy  and 
high-minded  determination. 

The  proposal  which  I  respectfully 
submit  to  your  Lordship,  as  far  as  it 
has  been  yet  developed,  involves  no 
scheme  of  spoliation ;  it  implies  no 
departure  from  any  one  of  the  prin- 
ciples of  our  ecclesiastical  polity.  I 
believe  that  polity  to  be  essentially 


832.] 


on  the  Present  State  of  the  Established  Church, 


good  and  sound,  and  that  it  is  only 
necessary  to  act  up  to  the  conception 
of  those  by  whom  it  was  framed,  in 
order  to  accomplish  everything  prac- 
ticable for  the  benefit  of  religion. 

If  the  thinking  and  worthy  part  of 
the  public  feel  an  objection  that  large 
revenues  should  be  appropriated  for 
the  use  of  Bishops,  it  is  chiefly  be- 
cause of  the  improper  appointments 
that  have  been  hitherto  made.    Let 
Bishops  be  but  what  they  ought  to 
be,  and  it  will  be  acknowledged  that 
large  revenues  could  not  be  in  better 
hands.     Even  as  matters  stand,  I  am 
persuaded  that  they  are  better  em- 
ployed than  they  would  be,  if  they 
were  confiscated,  and  handed  over 
to  lay  proprietors.  Take  any  bishop- 
ric either  in  England  or   Ireland, 
and  let  a  fair  comparison  be  institu- 
ted between  the  manner  in  which  its 
revenues  have  been  employed  for  the 
last  hundred  years,  and  those  of  any 
other    lay    property   of   the    same 
amount, — let  it  be  enquired  which 
has  cherished  most  worth,  which 
has  relieved  most  poverty,  which 
has  given  to  industry  the  most  be- 
neficial  stimulus, — and  if  the  very 
worst    managed    bishopric    during 
that  period  be  not  proved  to  have 
been    more    advantageous    to    the 
country,  even  without  any  reference 
to  its  spiritual  uses,  than  the  very 
best  managed  private  property,   I 
have  not  read  aright  the  lessons  of 
history  and  experience.    This  I  say, 
with  a  full1  knowledge  of  the  value 
of  the  statement  which  has  been  so 
ostentatiously  put  forward  by  the 
enemies  of  our  establishment,  that 
Church    lands    have   been    always 
imperfectly  cultivated.     That  such 
has  been  the  case,  is  owing,  chiefly, 
to  the  state  of  insecurity  in  which 
Church  property  is  placed,  in  con- 
sequence of  the  clamours  excited  by 
those  who  are  the  enemies  of  the 
Church.    But  even  taking  in  their 
widest  latitude  the  statements  which 
hav-e  been  made  to  this  effect,  all 
the   drawback  which  this  implies, 
will  not  reduce  the  sum-total  of  the 
good  which  has  been  done  by  the 
clerical  possessors  of  ecclesiastical 
revenues,  to  the  level  of  that  to  which 
any  similar  number  of  lay  proprie- 
tors may  lay  claim  as  their  contri- 
bution to  the  public  advantage. 

But  the  objection  to  church  pro- 
perty takes  another  form.    The  Bi- 
VOL.  XXXI,  NO,  cxc, 


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shops  are  gravely  told,  that  so  much 
wealth  is  not  good  for  their  souls. 
Now,  if  this  objection  were  made  by 
individuals  who  practically  evinced, 
in  their  own  persons,  any  real  appre- 
hension of  the  danger  of  riches,  how- 
ever we  might  dissent  from  their 
opinion,  we  could  not  but  respect 
their  sincerity.  To  them  we  should 
be  contented  to  say,  that  if  the  indi- 
viduals who  were  appointed  to  fill  the 
office  of  Bishops,  were  not  above  the 
temptations  which  riches  imply,  they 
would  be  unfit  for  their  stations ;  and 
that,  if  they  did  stand  above  such 
temptations,  riches  could  not  be  in 
better  hands.  If  they  were  useful  for 
no  other  purpose,  they  would  be  emi- 
nently useful  for  this,  viz.  shewing 
ho  w  to  use  without  abusing  the  gifts  of 
Providence.  But  your  Lordship  very 
well  knows,  that  the  objectors  are, 
generally  speaking,  a  class  who  are 
by  no  means  over  solicitous  about 
exemplifying  the  Christian  virtues ; 
and  no  one  of  whom  has  ever  yet 
taken  a  fancy  to  prove  the  reality  of 
his  fears  by  a  life  of  voluntary  po- 
verty. On  the  contrary,  they  make 
as  much  money  as  they  can ;  and 
seem  to  have  no  fears  but  lest  they 
should  lose  it.  Now,  if  they  reason- 
ed thus,  and  said,  "  Riches  are  dan- 
gerous even  for  a  Bishop,  how  much 
more  dangerous  must  they  be  for  a 
sinner  like  me  ?"  they  would  be  only 
consistent ;  their  words  would  square 
with  their  conduct.  As  matters  stand 
at  present,  their  conduct  says  one 
thing,  their  words  say  another.  And, 
as  practical  men,  the  only  conclusion 
to  which  we  can  possibly  come  is 
this,  that  as  they  find  riches  very 
compatible  with  their  spiritual  well- 
being,  it  is  to  be  presumed,  that  they 
maybe  compatible  with  the  spiritual 
wellbeing  of  Bishops  also. 

In  truth,  my  Lord,  no  one  of  the 
evils  connected  with  our  establish- 
ment, and  which  it  should  be  the  ob- 
ject of  Government  to  remedy,  is  re- 
ferable either  to  its  wealth  or  its 
poverty.  For  their  correction,  there- 
fore, it  is  wholly  unnecessary  to  dis- 
turb the  present  arrangements  of  the 
Church.  The  effect  of  any  interfe- 
rence with  them  must  be  to  unsettle 
the  foundation  on  which  they  at  pre- 
sent rest,  and  to  afford  an  opening, 
and  give  an  impulse,  to  the  rapacity 
by  which  they  would  be  invaded.  I 
am  myself  no  stickler  for  the  maip- 


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[Feb. 


tenance  of  the  prelates'  incomes  pre- 
cisely at  their  present  amount ;  and 
I  can,  perhaps,  recognise  a  certain 
advantage  as  likely  to  accrue  from  a 
more  perfect  equalisation  of  their 
preferments.  But  I  cannot  say,  that 
this  advantage  would  not  be  too 
dearly  purchased  by  the  admission 
of  a  principle  which  must  make  all 
Church  property  precarious.  And  it 
is  not  a  slight  improvement  in  the 
theory  of  our  establishment,  which 
should  reconcile  any  of  its  sincere 
well- wishers  to  a  project  which  would 
render  its  possession  insecure. 

Let  our  establishment  be  rendered 
as  efficient  as  it  is  possible  to  be, 
and  we  will  hear  no  more,  at  least 
in  the  shape  of  objection,  of  the 
wealth  of  one  class  of  its  clergy,  and 
the  poverty  of  another.  When  a  man 
has  been  thirty  or  forty  years  before 
the  public  in  his  professional  capa- 
city, his  character  must  be  pretty 
well  known ;  and  if  any  taint  of  ava- 
rice belong  to  him,  he  should  be 
deemed  unfit  for  the  office  of  Bishop. 
If,  on  the  contrary,  he  should  have, 
for  such  a  period,  exhibited  those 
virtues  which  mark  him  as  a  follow- 
er of  his  Divine  Master ;  if  his  affec- 
tions have  been  so  long  "  set  on 
things  above,  not  on  things  of  the 
earth,"  it  is  but  reasonable  to  pre- 
sume that  the  same  simplicity  and 
singleness  of  heart  will  attend  him 
in  a  higher  station.  To  such  a  man, 
therefore,  more  ample  funds  will 
only  be  more  ample  means  of  doing 
good ;  and  although  he  may  not  keep 
so  many  dogs  or  horses  as  this  lord, 
or  that  squire,  yet  will  his  expendi- 
ture not  be  less  creditable  to  him- 
self, or  less  beneficial  to  his  fellow- 
creatures. 

If  such  and  such  only  were  ap- 
pointed Bishops,  we  would  hear  but 
few  complaints  of  the  poverty  of  the 
inferior  clergy;  for  they  would  all 
be  promoted  according  to  their  worth 
and  services.  I  am  against  any  re- 
gulation which  should  prescribe  that 
a  certain  standing  entitled  a  clergy- 
man to  promotion.  By  such  a  rule 
no  distinction  would  be  made  be- 
tween the  drones  and  the  bees.  It 
might,  indeed,  be  very  well  to  pro- 
vide, that  a  clergyman  should  be 
some  years  in  the  ministry  before  he 
was  entitled  to  become  a  rector.  Un- 
der the  eye  of  a  vigilant  and  discrimi- 
nating Bishop,  however,  all  would  go 
on  well  even  without  any  such  provi- 


sion ;  but  it  would  be  necessary,  for 
many  reasons,  to  keep  him  in  perpe- 
tual remembrance  of  his  sacred  ob- 
ligation. Every  appointment  which 
he  made  should  take  place  in  public. 
It  should  be  done  in  the  sight  of  God, 
and  of  his  congregation".  Nothing 
should  be  wanting  which  could  im- 
press both  upon  himself  and  the  be- 
holders that  he  was  about  to  perform 
a  solemn  religious  act,  upon  which 
might  depend  the  spiritual  wellbeing 
of  thousands.  Can  it  be  supposed,  that, 
in  such  a  case,  he  would  be  as  acces- 
sible to  carnal,  corrupting,  or  pre- 
sumptuous solicitations,  as  many  of 
the  Bishops  are  at  present  ?  Assured- 
ly he  would  not.  He  would  be  pla- 
ced under  circumstances  in  which 
"  all  that  was  carnal  would  die  in 
him,  and  all  things  belonging  to  the 
spirit  would  live  and  grow  in  him." 
Every  project  of  family  aggrandise- 
ment would  be  repressed,  when  he 
called  upon  the  congregation  to  join 
with  him  in  prayer,  "  that  the  Lord 
of  the  harvest  might  send  forth  la- 
bourers into  the  harvest."  He  could 
not  think,  in  such  a  moment,  of  ma- 
king merchandise  of  the  souls  of 
men :  and  rare,  indeed,  would  be  the 
appointment  which  would  cause 
scandal  to  religion. 

Thus,  by  providing  good  men  for 
the  higher  offices,  we  would  cause 
that  good  men  in  the  lower  offices 
should  never  be,  for  any  length  of 
time,  unprovided.  This,  surely,  will 
be  admitted  to  be  a  better  mode  of 
remedying  an  evil  which  every  one 
must  acknowledge  and  deplore,  than 
a  regulation  which,  by  raising  the 
stipends  of  curates,  would  have  a 
tendency  to  banish  useful  labourers 
from  the  Church,  and  this,  by  an  in- 
terference with  vested  rights  which 
must  bring  all  ecclesiastical  property 
into  danger.  The  State,  my  Lord, 
cannot  at  present  too  jealously  guard 
against  every  project  which  bears 
even  asemblance  of  spoliation.  These 
projects  may  begin  with  the  Church, 
out,  depend  upon  it,  they  cannot  end 
there.  If  possessions,  the  mostancient, 
the  most  sacred,  and  the  most  im- 
prescriptible, are  invaded,  upon  what 
principle  can  any  other  species  of 
property  be  deemed  secure  ?  If  the 
clergy,  from  usufructuary  proprie- 
tors, are  degraded  to  the  class  of 
mere  stipendiaries ;  and  if  their  pro- 
perty is  to  be  commuted  for  salaries 
to  be  determined  by  a  "  quantum 


1832.] 


on  the  Present  State  of  the  Established  Church. 


meruit"  consideration  of  the  services 
they  perform,  these  services  being 
estimated  by  those  who  despise  their 
office  and  character,  we  may  easily 
conceive  the  species  of  estimation  in 
which  the  ministers  of  religion  will 
be  held.  And  when  we  consider, 
that,  by  such  a  course,  the  populace 
will  have  got  but  a  taste  of  plunder, 
what  is  to  prevent  the  appetite  which 
shall  be  thus  excited  from  gratifying 
itself  at  the  expense  of  the  posses- 
sion of  the  hereditary  proprietors, 
whose  titles  cannot  be  considered 
better  than  those  which  they  have 
themselves  contributed  to  destroy, 


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and  who,  when  they  thus,  in  their 
turn,  become  the  victims  of  popular 
caprice,  can  scarcely  be  said  to  suffer 
any  thing  more  than  the  awards  of 
evenhanded  justice  ? 

But  I  have  already  detained  your 
Lordship  too  long,  and  will  conclude 
for  the  present  by  assuring  you,  that 
if  I  did  not  feel  much  respect  for 
your  talents,  and  was  not  led  to  be- 
lieve, by  many  of  your  acts  and  ex- 
pressions, that  you  are  a  sincere 
well-wisher  of  our  venerable  Church, 
I  never  would  have  so  far  trespass- 
ed upon  your  attention. 

SCRUTATOR. 


TOM  CRINGLE'S  LOG.* 


THE  only  other  midshipman  on 
board  the  cutter  beside  young  Wal- 
colm,  whose  miserable  death  we  had 
witnessed,  was  a  slight  delicate  little 
fellow,  about  fourteen  years  old,  of 
the  name  of  Duncan;  he  was  the 
smallestboy  of  his  age  I  ever  saw,and 
had  been  badly  hurt  in  repelling  the 
attack  of  the  pirate.  His  wound  was 
a  lacerated  puncture  in  the  left  shoul- 
der from  a  boarding-pike,  but  it  ap- 
peared to  be  healing  kindly,  and  for 
some  days  we  thought  he  was  doing 
well.  However,  about  five  o'clock 
in  the  afternoon,  before  we  made  Ja- 
maica, the  surgeon  accosted  Mr  Dou- 
glas as  we  were  walking  the  deck 
together.  "  I  fear  little  Duncan  is 
going  to  slip  through  my  fingers  after 
all,  sir."—"  No  I— I  thought  he  had 
been  better."—"  So  he  was  till  about 
noon,  when  a  twitching  of  the  mus- 
cles came  on,  which  I  fear  betokens 
lock  jaw  ;  he  wavers,  too,  now  and 
then, abad  sign  of  itself  where  there  is 
a  fretting  wound." — We  went  below, 
where,  notwithstanding  the  wind-sail 
that  was  let  down  close  to  where  his 
hammock  was  slung,  the  heat  of  the 
small  vessel  was  suffocating.  The 
larg£  coarse  tallow  candle  in  the  pur- 
ser's lantern,  that  hung  beside  his 
shoulder,around  which  the  loathsome 
cockroaches  fluttered  like  moths  in 
a  summer  evening,  filled  the  be- 
tween decks  with  a  rancid  oily  smell, 
and  with  smoke  as  from  a  torch, 
while  it  ran  down  and  melted  like 
fat  before  a  fire.  It  cast  a  dull 
sickly  gleam  on  the  pale  face  of  the 


brown-haired,  girlish-looking  tad,  as 
he  lay  in  his  narrow  hammock.  When 
we  entered,  an  old  quarter-master 
was  rubbing  his  legs,  which  were 
jerking  about  like  the  limbs  of  a  gal- 
vinized  frog,  while  two  of  the  boys 
held  his  arms,  also  violently  convul- 
sed. The  poor  little  fellow  was  cry- 
ing and  sobbing  most  piteously,  but 
made  a  strong  effort  to  compose 
himself  and  "be  a  man"  when  he 
saw  us. — "  This  is  so  good  of  you, 
Mr  Cringle !  you  will  take  charge  of 
my  letter  to  my  sister,  I  know  you 
will? — I  say,  Anson,"  to  the  quar- 
ter-master, "  do  lift  me  up  a  little 
till  I  try  and  finish  it— It  will  be  a 
sore  heart  to  poor  Sarah  ;  she  has  no 
mother  now,  nor  father,  and  aunt  js 
not  over  kind," — and  again  he  wept 
bitterly.  "  Confound  this  jumping 
hand,  it  won't  keep  steady,  all  1  can 
do.  —  I  say,  Doctor,  I  sha'n't  die 
this  time,  shall  I?" — "I  hope  not,  my 
fine  little  fellow."-—"  I  don't  think  I 
shall;  I  shall  live  to  be  a  man  yet,  in 
spite  of  that  bloody  Bucaneer's  pike, 
I  know  I  shall."  God  help  me,  the 
death  rattle  was  already  in  his  throat, 
and  the  flame  was  flickering  in  the 
socket ;  even  as  he  spoke,  the  muscles 
of  his  neck  stiffened  to  such  a  degree 
that  I  thought  he  was  choked,  but  the 
violence  of  the  convulsion  quickly 
subsided.  "  I  am  done  for,  Doctor !" 
he  could  no  longer  open  his  mouth, 
but  spoke  through  his  clenched  teeth 
— "  I  feel  it  now !— God  Almighty 
receive  my  soul,  and  protect  my  poor 
sister !"  The  arch-enemy  was  indeed 


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196 

advancing  to  the  final  struggle,  for  he 
now  gave  a  sudden  and  sharp  cry, 
and  stretched  out  his  legs  and  arms, 
which  instantly  became  as  rigid  as 
marble,  and  in  his  agony  lie  turned 
his  face  to  the  side  I  stood  on,  but  he 
was  no  longer  sensible.  "  Sister," 
lie  said  with  difficulty—"  Don't  let 
them  throw  me  overboard  ;  there  are 
sharks  here."—"  Land  on  the  lee- 
bo^" — sung  out  the  man  at  the  mast- 
head. The  common  life  sound  would 
not  have  moved  any  of  us  in  the  rou- 
tine of  duty,  but  bursting  in,  under 
such  circumstances,  it  made  us  all 
start,  as  if  it  had  been  something  un- 
usual ;  the  dying  midshipman  heard 
it,  and  said  calmly— "  Land,— I  will 
never  see  it. — But  how  blue  all 
your  lips  look.  —  It  is  cold,  pier- 
cing cold,  and  dark,  dark."  Some- 
thing seemed  to  rise  in  his  throat, 
his  features  sharpened  still  more, 
and  he  tried  to  gasp,  but  his  clenched 
teeth  prevented  him — he  was  gone. 

I  went  on  deck  with  a  heavy 
heart,  and,  on  looking  in  the  direc- 
tion indicated,  I  beheld  the  towering 
Blue  Mountain  peak  rising  high 
above  the  horizon,  even  at  the  dis- 
tance of  fifty  miles,  with  its  outline 
clear  and  distinct  against  the  splen- 
did western  sky,  now  gloriously  il- 
lumined by  the  light  of  the  set  sun. 
We  stood  on  under  easy  sail  for  the 
night,  and  next  morning  when  the 
day  broke,  we  were  off  the  east  end 
of  the  magnificent  Island  of  Jamaica. 
The  stupendous  peak  now  appeared 
to  rise  close  aboard  of  us,  with  alarge 
solitary  star  sparkling  on  his  forehead, 
and  reared  his  forest-crowned  sum- 
mit high  into  the  cold  blue  sky,  im- 
pending over  us  in  frowning  magni- 
ficence, while  the  long  dark  range 
of  the  Blue  Mountains,  with  their 
outlines  hard  and  clear  in  the  grey 
light,  sloped  away  on  each  side  of 
him  as  if  they  had  been  the  Giant's 
shoulders.  Great  masses  of  white 
mist  hung  on  their  sides  about  half 
way  down,  but  all  the  valleys  and 
coast  as  yet  slept  in  the  darkness. 
We  could  see  that  the  land-wind  was 
blowing  strong  in  shore,  from  the 
darker  colour  of  the  water,  and  the 
speed  with  which  the  coasters,  only 
distinguishable  by  their  white  sails, 
slid  along;  while  astern  of  us,  out  at 
sea,  yet  within  a  cable's  length,  for 
we  had  only  shot  beyond  its  influ- 
ence, the  prevailing  trade-wind  blew 
9  smart  breeze,  coming  up  strong  to 


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[Feb. 


a  defined  line,  beyond  which  and  be- 
tween it,  and  the  influence  of  the 
land-wind,  there  was  a  belt  of  dull 
lead-coloured  sea,  about  half  a  mile 
broad,  with  a  long  heavy  ground- 
swell  rolling,  but  smooth  as  glass, 
and  without  even  a  ripple  on  the  sur- 
face, in  the  midst  of  which  we  lay 
dead  becalmed. 

The  heavy  clew  was  shaken  in 
large  drops  out  of  the  wet  flapping 
sails,  against  which  the  reef  points 
pattered  like  hail  as  the  vessel  roll- 
ed. The  decks  were  wet  and  slip- 
pery, and  our  jackets  saturated  with 
moisture ;  but  we  enjoyed  the  luxury 
of  cold  to  a  degree  that  made  the  sea 
water  when  dashed  about  the  decks, 
as  they  were  being  holystoned,  ap- 
pear absolutely  warm.  Presently  all 
nature  awoke  in  its  freshness  so  sud- 
denly, that  it  looked  like  a  change  of 
scene  in  a  theatre.  The  sun,  as  yet 
set  to  us,  rose  to  the  huge  peak,  and 
glanced  like  lightning  on  his  sum- 
mit,making  it  gleam  like  an  amethyst. 
The  clouds  on  his  shaggy  ribs  rolled 
upwards,  and  enveloped  his  head  ai>d 
shoulders,  and  were  replaced  by  tli« 
thin  blue  mists  which  ascended  from 
the  valleys,  forming  a  fleecy  canopy, 
beneath  which  appeared  hill  and  dale, 
woods  and  cultivated  lands,  where 
all  had  been  undistinguishable  a  mi- 
nute before,  and  gushing  streams 
burst  from  the  mountain  sides  like 
gouts  of  froth,  marking  their  course 
in  the  level  grounds  by  the  vapours 
they  sent  up.  Then  Breere  mill-tow- 
ers burst  into  light,  and  cattle  mills, 
with  their  cone-shaped  roofs,  and 
overseers'  houses,  and  water  mills, 
with  the  white  spray  falling  from  the 
wheels,  and  sugar-works,  with  long 
pennants  of  white  smoke,  streaming 
from  the  boiling-house  chimneys  in 
the  morning  wind.  Immediately  af- 
ter, gangs  of  negroes  were  seen  at 
work;  loaded  waggons,  with  enor- 
mous teams  of  fourteen  to  twenty 
oxen  dragging  them,  rolled  along  the 
roads ;  long  strings  of  mules  loaded 
with  canes  were  threading  the  fields ; 
dragging  vessels  were  seen  to  shove 
out  from  every  cove ;  the  morning 
song  of  the  black  fishermen  was 
heard,  while  their  tiny  canoes,  like 
black  specks,  started  up  suddenly 
on  all  sides  of  us,  as  if  they  had 
floated  from  the  bottom  of  the  sea ; 
and  the  smiling  scene  burst  at  once, 
and  as  if  by  magic,  on  us,  in  all  its 
coolness  and  beauty,  under  the  cheer- 


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Id7 


iug  influence  of  the  rapidly  rising 
sun.  We  fired  a  gun,  and  made  the 
signal  for  a  pilot  j  upon  which  a 
canoe,  with  three  negroes  in  it,  sho- 
ved off  from  a  small  schooner  lying 
to  about  a  mile  to  leeward.  They 
were  soon  alongside,  when  one  of 
the  three  jumped  on  board.  This 
was  the  pilot,  a  slave,  as  I  knew,  and, 
in  my  innocence,  I  expected  to  see 
something  very  squalid  and  miser- 
able, but  there  was  nothing  of  the 
kind ;  for  I  never  in  my  life  saw  a 
more  .spruce  salt  water  dandy,  in  a 
small  way.  He  was  well  dressed, 
according  to  a  seaman's  notion — 
clean  white  trowsers,  check  shirt, 
with  white  lapels,  neatly  fastened 
at  the  throat  with  a  black  ribbon, 
smart  straw  hat ;  and  altogether  he 
carried  an  appearance  of  comfort — I 
was  going  to  write  independence — 
about  him,  that  I  was  by  no  means 
prepared  for.  He  moved  about  with 
a  swaggering  roll,  grinning  and  laugh- 
ing with  the  seamen.  "Isay,Blackie," 
said  Mr  Douglas. — "  John  Lodge, 
massa,  if  you  please,  massa;  Blackie 
is  not  politeful,  sir,"  whereupon  he 
shewed  his  white  teeth  again.  "  Well, 
well,  John  Lodge,  you  are  running 
us  in  too  close  surely ;"  and  the  re- 
mark seemed  seasonable  enough  to 
a  stranger,  for  the  rocks  on  the  bold 
shore  were  now  within  half  pistol- 
shot, — "  Mind  your  eye,"  shouted 
old  Anson.  "  You  will  have  us 
ashore,  you  black  rascal !" — "  You, 
sir,  what  water  have  you  here  ?" 
sung  out  Mr  Splinter.  "  Salt  water, 
massa,"  rapped  out  Lodge,  fairly, 
dumfounded  by  such  a  volley  of 
questions — "  You  hab  six  fadpm 

food  here,  massa ;"  but  suspecting 
e  had  gone  too  far — "  I  take  de 
Tonnant,  big  ship  as  him  is,  close  to 
dat  reef,  sir,  you  might  have  jump 
ashore,  so  you  need  not  frighten  for 
your  leetle  dish  of  a  hooker  ;  be- 
side, massa,  my  character  is  at  take, 
you  know" — then  another  grin  and 
bow.  There  was  no  use  in  being- 
angry  with  the  poor  fellow,  so  he 
was  allowed  to  have  his  own  way 
until  we  anchored  in  the  evening  at 
Port-Royal.  The  morning  after  we 
arrived,  I  went  ashore  with  a  boat's 
crew  to  perform  the  magnanimous 
operation  of  cutting  brooms ;  we 
pulled  ashore  for  Green  Bay,  under 
the  guns  of  the  Twelve  Apostles— 
a  heavy  battery  of  twelve  cannon, 
where  there  is  a  tombstone  with  an 


inscription,  setting  forth  that  the 
party  over  whom  it  was  erected,  had 
been  actually  swallowed  up  in  the 
great  earthquake  that  destroyed  the 
opposite  town,  but  subsequently  dis- 
gorged again ;  being,  perchance,  an 
unseemly  morsel. 

We  approached  the  beach — "  Oars" 
— the  men  laid  them  in.  "  What  sort 
of  nuts  be  them/  Peter  Combings  ?" 
said  the  coxswain  to  a  new  hand  who 
had  been  lately  impressed,  and  was 
now  standing  at  the  bow  ready  to 
fend  off. 

Peter  broke  off  one  of  the  branches 
from  the  bush  nearest  him. — "  Smite 
my  timbers,  do  the  trees  here  bear 
shellfish  ?"  The  tide  in  the  Gulf  of 
Mexico  does  not  ebb  and  flow  above 
two  feet,  except  at  the  springs,  and 
the  ends  of  the  drooping  branches 
of  the  mangrove  trees,  that  here  co- 
ver the  shore,  are  clustered,  within 
the  wash  of  the  water,  with  a  small 
well-flavoured  oyster.  The  first  thing 
the  seamen  did  when  they  got  ashore, 
was  to  fasten  an  oakum  tail  to  the 
rump  of  one  of  the  most  lubberly  of 
the  cutter's  crew;  they  then  gave 
him  ten  yards  law,  when  they  start- 
ed in  chase,  shouting  amongst  the 
bushes,  and  switching  each  other 
like  the  veriest  schoolboys.  I  had 
walked  some  distance  along  the 
beach,  pelting  the  amphibious  little 
creatures,  half  crab,  half  lobster, 
called  soldiers,  which  kept  shoulder- 
ing their  large  claws, and  running  out 
and  in  their  little  burrows,  as  the 
small  ripple  twinkled  on  the  sand  in 
the  rising  sun,  when  two  men-of- 
wars'  boats,  each  with  three  officers 
in  the  stern,  suddenly  pulled  round 
a  little  promontory  that  intercepted 
my  view  ahead.  Being  somewhat 
out  of  the  line  of  my -duty,  so  far 
from  my  boat,  I  squatted  amongst 
the  brushwood,  thinking  they  would 
pass  by ;  but,  as  the  devil  would  have 
it,  they  pulled  directly  for  the  place 
where  I  was  ensconced,  beached 
their  boats,  and  jumped  on  shore. 
"  Here's  a  mess,"  thought  I. 

I  soon  made  out  that  one  of  the 
officers  was  Captain  Pinkem  of  the 
Flash,  and  that  the  parties  saluted 
each  other  with  that  stern  courtesy, 
which  augured  no  good.  "  So,  so, 
my  masters,  not  enough  of  fighting 
on  the  coast  of  America,  but  you 
must  have  a  little  private  defacing 
of  God's  image  amongst  yourselves  ?" 
Pinkem 'spoke  first.  "  Mr  Clinch," 


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(I  now  knew  he  addressed  the  first 
lieutenant  of  the  flag-ship,)  "  Mr 
Clinch,  it  is  not  too  late  to  prevent 
unpleasant  consequences ;  I  ask  you 
again,  at  the  eleventh  hour,  will  you 
make  an  apology  ?:'  He  seemed 
hurried  and  fidgety  in  his  manner ; 
which  rather  surprised  me,  as  I  knew 
he  was  a  seasoned  hand  in  these 
matters,  and  it  contrasted  unfavour- 
ably with  the  calm  bearing  of  his 
antagonist,  who  by  this  time  had 
thrown  his  hat  on  the  ground,  and 
stood  with  one  foot  on  the  hand- 
kerchief that  marked  his  position, 
the  distance,  twelve  paces,  having 
already  been  measured .  By  the  bye 
his  position  was  deucedly  near  in  a 
line  with  the  grey  stone  behind 
which  I  lay  hid;  nevertheless,  the 
risk  I  ran  did  not  prevent  me  no- 
ticing that  he  was  very  pale,  and  had 
much  the  air  of  a  brave  man  come 
to  die  in  a  bad  cause.  He  looked 
upwards  for  a  second  or  two,  and 
then  answered,  slowly  and  distinct- 
ly, "  Captain  Pinkem,  I  now  repeat 
what  I  said  before ;  this  rencontre 
is  none  of  my  seeking.  You  accuse 
me  of  having  spoken  slightingly  of 
you  seven  years  ago,  when  I  was  a 
mere  boy.  You  have  the  evidence 
of  a  gallant  officer  that  I  did  so, 
therefore,  I  may  not  gainsay  it ;  but 
of  uttering  the  words  imputed  to  me, 
I  declare,  upon  my  honour,  I  have 
no  recollection."  He  paused.  "  That 
wont  do,  my  fine  fellow,"  said  Pink- 
em.  "  You  are  unreasonable,"  re- 
joined Clinch,  in  the  same  measured 
tone,  "  to  expect  farther  amende  for 
uttering  words  which  I  have  no  con- 
viction of  having  spoken;  yet,  to 
any  other  officer  in  the  service  I 
would  not  hesitate  to  make  a  more 
direct  apology,  but  you  know  your 
credit  as  a  pistol-shot  renders  this 
impossible." 

"  Sorry  for  it,  Mr  Clinch,  sorry 
for  it."  Here  the  pistols  were  hand- 
ed to  the  principals  by  their  respec- 
tive seconds.  In  their  attitudes,  the 
proficient  and  the  novice  were  stri- 
kingly contrasted;  (by  this  time  I 
had  crept  round  so  as  to  have  a  view 
of  both  parties,  or  rather,  if  the  truth 
must  be  told,  to  be  out  of  the  line  of 
fire.)  Pinkem  stood  with  his  side  ac- 
curately turned  towards  his  antago- 
nist, so  as  to  present  the  smallest 
possible  surface ;  his  head  was,  as  it 
struck  me,  painfully  slewed  round, 
with  bis  eye  looking  steadily  at 


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Clinch,  over  his  right  shoulder, 
whilst  his  arm  was  brought  down 
close  to  his  thigh,  with  the  cock  of 
the  pistol  turned  outwards,  so  that 
his  weapon  must  have  covered  his 
opponent  by  the  simple  raising  of 
his  arm  below  the  elbow.  Clinch, 
on  the  other  hand,  stood  fronting 
him,  with  the  whole  breadth  of  his 
chest ;  holding  his  weapon  awk- 
wardly across  his  body,  with  both 
hands.  Pinkem  appeared  unwilling 
to  take  him  at  such  advantage,  for, 
although  violent  and  headstrong,  and 
but  too  frequently  the  slave  of  his 
passions,  he  had  some  noble  traits  in 
his  character. 

"  Turn  your  feather  edge  to  me, 
Mr  Clinch ;  take  a  fair  chance,  man." 
The  lieutenant  bowed,  and  I  thought 
would  have  spoken,  but  he  was 
checked  by  the  fear  of  being  thought 
to  fear ;  however,  he  took  the  advice, 
and  in  an  instant  the  word  was 

given — "  Are  you  both  ready?" 
Yes."  "Then  fire!"  Clinch  fired 
without  deliberation.  I  saw  him, 
for  my  eyes  were  fixed  on  him,  ex- 
pecting to  see  him  fall.  He  stood 
firm,  however,  which  was  more  than 
I  did,  as  at  the  instant,  a  piece  of  the 
bullion  of  an  epaulet,  at  first  taken 
for  a  pellet  o£ baser  metal,  struck  me 
sharply  on  the  nose,  and  shook  my 
equanimity  confoundedly ;  at  length 
I  turned  to  look  at  Pinkem,  and  there 
he  stood  with  his  arm  raised,  pistol 
levelled,  but  he  had  not  fired.  He 
stood  thus  whilst  I  might  have  count- 
ed ten,  like  a  finger-post,  then  drop- 
pinghis hand,  his  weapon  went  off,  but 
without  aim,  the  bullet  striking  the 
sand  near  his  feet,  and  down  he  came 
headlong  to  the  ground.  He  fell 
with  his  face  turned  towards  me, 
and  I  never  shall  forget  the  horrible 
expression  of  it.  His  healthy  com- 
plexion had  given  place  to  a  deadly 
blue,  the  eyes  were  wide  open  and 
straining  in  their  sockets,  the  upper 
lip  was  drawn  up,  showing  his  teeth 
in  a  most  frightful  grin,  the  blood 
gushed  from  his  mouth  as  if  impel- 
led by  the  strokes  of  a  force  pump, 
while  his  hands  griped  and  dug  into 
the  sand. 

Before  the  sun  set,  he  was  a  dead 
man. 

"  A  neat  morning's  work,  gentle- 
men," thought  I.  The  two  surgeons 
came  up,  and  opened  his  dress,  felt 
his  pulse,  and  shook  their  heads; 
the  boats'  crews  grouped  around 


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them — he  was  lifted  into  his  gig,  the 
word  was  given  to  shove  off,  and  I 
returned  to  my  broom-cutters. 

When  we  got  on  board,  the  gun- 
ner who  had  the  watch  was  taking 
his  fisherman's  walk  on  the  starboard 
side  of  the  quarter-deck,  and  kept 
looking  steadily  at  the  land,  as  if  to 
avoid  seeing  poor  little  Duncan's 
coffin,  that  lay  on  a  grating  near  the 
gangway.  The  crew,  who  were  em- 
ployed in  twenty  different  ways,  re- 
E airing  damages,  were  bustling  about, 
mghing,  joking,  and  singing,  with 
small  regard  to  the  melancholy  ob- 
ject before  their  eyes,  when  Mr 
Douglas  put  his  head  up  the  ladder 
— "  Now,  Transom,  if  you  please." 
The  old  fellow's  countenance  fell 
as  if  his  heart  was  wrung  by  the 
order  he  had  to  give.  "  Aloft  there  I 
lie  out,  you  Perkins,  and  reeve  a 
whip  on  the  starboard  yard-arm  to 

lower  Mr  " The  rest  stuck  in  his 

throat,  and,  as  if  ashamed  of  his 
soft-heartedness,  he  threw  as  much 
gruffness  as  he  could  into  his  voice 
as  he  sung  out — "  Beat  to  quarters 
there  I—knock  off,  men  I"  The  roll 
of  the  drum  stayed  the  confusion  and 
noise  of  the  people  at  work  in  an 
instant,  who  immediately  ranged 
themselves,  in  their  clean  frocks  and 
trowsers,  on  each  side  of  the  quarter- 
deck. At  a  given  signal,  the  white 
deal  coffin,  wrapped  in  ito  befitting 
pall,  the  meteor  flag  of  England, 
swung  high  above  the  hammock  net- 
tings between  us  and  the  clear  blue 
sky,  to  the  long  clear  note  of  the  boat- 
swain's whistle,  which  soon  ending  in 
a  short  chirrup,  told  that  it  now  rested 
on  the  thwarts  of  the  boat  alongside. 
We  pulled  ashore,  and  it  was  a  sight 
perchance  to  move  a  woman,  to  see 
the  poor  little  fellow's  hat  and  bit  of 
a  dirk  lying  on  his  coffin,  whilst  the 
body  was  carried  by  four  ship  boys, 
the  eldest  scarcely  fourteen.  I  no- 
ticed the  tears  stand  in  Anson's  eyes 
as  the  coffin  was  lowered  into  the 
grave,— the  boy  had  been  wounded 
close  to  him, — and  when  we  heard 
the  hollow  rattle  of  the  earth  on  the 
coffin, — an  unusual  sound  to  a  sailor 
— he  shuddered.  —  "  Yes,  Master 
Cringle,"  he  said,  in  a  whisper,  "  he 
was  as  kind-hearted,  and  as  brave  a 
lad  as  ever  trod  on  shoe  leather,— 
none  of  the  larkings  of  the  men  in 
the  clear  moonlight  nights  ever 
reached  the  cabin  through  him, — nor 
was  he  the  boy  to  rouse  the  watch 


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from  under  the  lee  of  the  boats  in 
bad  weather,  to  curry  with  the  lieu- 
tenant, while  he  knew  the  look-outs 
were  as  bright  as  beagles, — and  where 
was  the  man  in  our  watch  that  wanted 
'bacco  while  Mr  Duncan  had  a  shiner 
left  ?"  The  poor  fellow  drew  the 
back  of  his  horny  hand  across  his 
eyes,  and  grumbled  out  as  he  turned 
away,  "  And  here  am  I,  Bill  Anson, 
such  a  swab  as  to  be  ashamed  of 
being  sorry  for  him." 

We  were  now  turned  over  into  the 
receiving  ship  the  old  Shark,  and  for- 
tunately there  were  captains  enough 
in  port  to  try  us  for  the  loss  of  the 
Torch,  so  we  got  over  our  court- 
martial  speedily,  and  the  very  day  I 
got  back  my  dirk,  the  packet  brought 
me  out  a  lieutenant's  commission. 
Being  now  my  own  master  for  a  sea- 
son, I  determined  to  visit  some  rela- 
tions I  had  in  the  island,  to  whom  I 
had  never  yet  been  introduced ;  so 
I  shook  hands  with  old  Splinter, 
packed  my  kit,  and  went  to  the 
wharf  to  charter  a  wherry  to  carry 
me  up  to  Kingston.  The  moment 
my  object  was  perceived  by  the 
black  boat-men,  I  was  surrounded  by 
a  mob  of  them,  pulling  and  hauling 
each  other,  and  shouting  forth  the 
various  qualifications  of  their  boats, 
with  such  vehemence,  that  I  was 
nearly  deafened.  "  Massa,  no  see 
Pam  be  Civil,  sail  like  a  witch,  tack 
like  a  dolphin  ?" — "  Don't  believe 
him,  Massa,  Ballahoo  is  de  boat  dat 
can  beat  him." — "  Dam  lie  dat,  as  I 
am  a  gentleman !"  roared  a  ragged 
black  vagabond. — "  Come  in  de  Mon- 
key, Massa,  no  flying  fis  can  beat 
she." — "  Don't  boder  de  gentleman," 
yelled  a  fourth. — "  Massa.  love  de 
Stamp-and-go — no,  no,  Massa,"  as  he 
saw  me  make  a  step  in  the  direction 
of  his  boat.  "  Oh  yes,  get  out  of  de 
way,  you  black  rascals," — the  fellow 
was  as  black  as  a  sloe  himself— 
"  make  room  for  man-of-war  buccra; 
him  leetle  just  now,  but  will  be 
admiral  one  day."  So  saying,  the 
fellow  who  had  thus  appropriated 
me,  without  more  ado,  levelled  his 
head  like  a  battering  ram,  and  began 
to  batter  in  breech  all  who  stood  in 
his  way.  He  first  ran  a  tilt  against 
Pam  be  Civil,  and  shot  him  like  a 
rocket  into  the  sea;  the  Monkey 
faired  no  better ;  the  Balahoo  had  to 
swim  for  it,  and  having  thus  opened 
a  way  by  main  force,  I  at  length  got 
safely  moored  in  the  stern  sheets; 


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but  just  as  we  were  shoving  off,  Mr  thunderstruck.   "  Massa  Parson  Cal- 

Callaloo,    the   clergyman    of  Port-  laloo,  you  mad  surely,  you  mad !" 

Royal,  a  tall  yellow  personage,  begged  —     "Children,   I   am   not  mad, 

for  a  passage,  and  was  accordingly  but   obedient — you    said   we  must 

taken   on  board.      As  it  was  high     all    get   out" "  To   be   sure, 

water,  my  boatmen  chose  the  five  Massa,  and  you  no  see  we  all  did 
foot  channel,  as  the  boat  channel  near  get  out?"  "And  did  you  not  see 
to  Gallows  Point  is  called,  by  which  that  I  got  out  too  ?"  rejoined  the  par- 
a  long  stretch  would  be  saved,  and  son,  still  in  the  water.  "  Oh,  lud, 
we  were  cracking  on  cheerily,  my  Massa !  we  no  mean  you — we  meant 
mind  full  of  my  recent  promotion,  poor  niger,  not  white  man  parson."— • 
when,  scur,  scur,  scur,  we  stuck  fast  "  You  said  all,  children,  and  there- 
on the  bank.  Our  black  boatmen,  upon  I  leaped,"  pronouncing  the  last 
being  little  encumbered  with  clothes,  word  in  two  syllables — "  be  more 
jumped  overboard  in  a  covey  like  so  correct  in  your  grammar  next  time." 
many  wild-ducks,  shouting,  as  they  The  worthy  but  eccentric  old  chap 
dropped  into  the  water,  "We  must  then  scrambled  on  board  again, 
all  get  out — we  must  all  get  out,"  amidst  the  suppressed  laughter  of 
whereupon  Mr  Callaloo,  a  sort  of  the  boatmen,  and  kept  his  seat,  wet 
Dominie  Sampson  in  his  way,  prompt*  clothes  and  all,  until  we  reached 
ly  leaped  overboard  up  to  his  waist  Kingston, 
in  the  water.  The  negroes  were  17th  Dec.  1831. 


THE  HORSE. 
BY  THE  REV.  F.  W.  MALTBY. 

HAST  thou  given  the  horse  strength  ? 

Hast  thou  clothed  his  neck  with  thunder  ? 

The  glory  of  his  nostril  is  terrible. 

He  paweth  in  the  valley,  and  rejoiceth  in  his  strength : 

He  swalloweth  the  ground  with  fierceness  and  rage. 

Book  of  Job. 

Proud  creature !  thou  dost  boast  the  favour' d  station 
Thy  beauty  wins  thee  o'er  each  meaner  race ; 
The  glory,  strength,  and  freshness  of  creation 
Still  live  around  thee :  what  withholden  grace 
Could  nature's  wondrous  treasury  afford, 
Were  thy  primeval  majesty  restored  1 
And  much  I  marvel,  when  the  world  was  young, 
From  what  fierce  element  thy  beauty  sprung. 
Had  storms  engender'd  thee — aye,  wert  thou  not 
Born  of  the  billows,  by  the  blast  begot ! 

I  ask  not  with  what  spirit  thou  dost  brook 
Thy  cancell'd  birth-right,  liberty !  But  look 
Into  the  wrathful  splendour  of  thine  eye, 
Now  roaming  wild,  now  fix'd  attentively, 
As  if  some  far  off  object  thou  would'st  scan, 
Ten  thousand  leagues  beyond  the  range  of  man. 
No !  fierce  impatience,  scorn  of  all  control, 
Stirs  thy  hot  heart,  and  fires  thy  savage  soul  :— 
Seen  in  the  breathed  nostril's  sanguine  stains, 
And  the  swolPn  channels  of  thy  branching  veins ; 
Nature's  proud  tracery,  heralding  high  birth, 
Patent  of  thy  nobility  and  worth  ! 
Yes !  thou  art  far  too  beautiful,  and  brave 
For  man's  dominion  ;  the  dull  name  of  slave 
Suits  not  with  thy  free  temper  and  just  state; 
Aye,  spurn  th'  insensate  earth,  for  thou  dost  hate 
All  dull  and  lifeless  natures,  and  wouldst  mate 
Thy  spirit  with  the  lightnings  and  the  wind ; 
But  that  the  last  thou  scornest,  as  'twould  find 
Its  wild  wings  idle  in  their  stormy  might 
To  oppose  thy  passage,  or  pursue  thy  flight. 


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LETTER  FROM  JAMES  MCQUEEN,  ESQ. 


SIR, 


IN  your  Number  for  July  last  I 
drew  the  attention  of  the  public 
shortly  to  the  course  and  termination 
of  the  great  river  Niger,  as  pointed  out 
by  me  upwards  of  eleven  years  ago, 
and  the  accuracy  of  which  the  recent 
successful  journey  of  Lander  has  so 
amply  confirmed.  The  last  number 
of  the  Quarterly  Review  compels 
me  to  turn  again  to  this  important 
subject. 

Describing,  whether  accurately  or 
not,  I  know  not,  nor  is  it  my  business 
to  enquire,  a  delineation  of  the  course 
and  termination  of  this  river  by  a  Ger- 
man named  Reichard,  the  writer  in 
the  Review,  at  page  79,  says,  "  Mr 
M'Queen,  almost  as  ingenious  as  M. 
Reichard,  but  a  humble  copyist,  with 
equal  poverty  of  facts,  claims  the 
merit  of  the  discovery  ;  which  how- 
ever is  due,  and  solely  due,  to  Rich- 
ard Lander,  on  whom  the  society" 
{Royal  Geographical)  "  has  very  pro- 
perly bestowed  his  Majesty's  royal 
premium  of  fifty  guineas." 

There  is  a  tone  of  insolence  and 
contempt,  and  a  disclosure  of  cer- 
tain modes  of  transacting  business, 
displayed  in  this  passage,  which 
render  it  deserving  of  remark.  To 
this  silly  misrepresentation  it  is  re- 
plied, first,  Reichard,  according  to 
the  critic,  has  been  right  in  his  view 
of  the  important  subject,  but  which 
that  critic  never  was ;  secondly,  that 
in  my  labours  in  this  subject  I  was 
his  "  humble  copyist,"  is  most  point- 
edly and  flatly  denied  and  contra- 
dicted. When  the  map  was  con- 
structed, which  was  laid  before  his 
Majesty's  Government  in  June  1820, 
and  published  with  the  volume  on 
the  Geography  of  Central  Africa,  by 
Mr  Blackwood,  in  March  1821,  I 
had  not  then,  nor  for  several  years 
afterwards,  heard  of  the  name  of 
Reichard  or  his  theory ;  nor  then,  nor 
till  this  moment,  have  I  either  seen 
or  heard  one  syllable  that  that  indi- 
vidual has  said,  written,  or  publish- 
ed, on  the  subject.  The  statement, 
therefore,  is  a  gratuitous  assumption 
and  assertion  on  the  part  of  the  wri- 
ter in  the  Review,  and  he  is  welcome 
to  the  merit,  whatever  merit  a  dis- 


passionate public  may  consider  to  be 
due,  for  the  statement,  and  also  for 
the  manner  in  which  it  has  been 
brought  forward.  Thirdly,  The  as- 
sertion, "  with  an  equal  poverty  of 
facts,"  will  be  speedily  put  to  the 
proof,  by  laying  before  your  readers 
a  portion  of  the  "facts"  so  many 
years  ago  submitted  to  a  discerning 
public. 

Previous,  however,  to  entering 
upon  this  part  of  the  subject,  the  fol- 
lowing remarks  appear  necessary. 

Think  not,  Mr  Editor,  for  a  moment, 
that  your  humble  servant  grudges 
Mr  Lander  his  reward,  and  the  ho- 
nour which  has  been  bestowed  upon 
him.  He  is  entitled  to  all ;  nor  were 
such  things  ever  thought  of  or  sought 
by  me.  That  meritorious  individual 
will  forgive  me  when  in  my  defence 
it  becomes  necessary  to  turn  the  Re- 
viewer's arguments  against  himself. 
Mr  Lander  may  rest  assured  that  this 
is  done  not  to  lessen  his  merits,  but 
to  curb  the  arrogance  of  one  who  un- 
necessarily and  unjustly  attempts  to 
depreciate  the  labours  of  others  in 
this  important  question,  and  who, 
considering  the  erroneous  theories 
which  he  has  so  long  and  so  pertina- 
ciously attempted  to  spread  and  to 
maintain,  ought  to  have  been  the 
very  last  to  pursue  the  course  which 
he  pursues. 

Mr  Lander  has  sailed  down  a  Ri- 
ver from  Yaoori  to  the  sea,  (near  the 
ocean  in  a  minor  branch,)  but  that 
that  River  which  he  did  sail  down  is 
the  Niger  of  Ptolemy,  the  Joliba  of 
Park,  and  the  River  of  Timbuctoo,  so 
long  sought  and  so  much  famed,  he 
knows  no  more  than  I  do,  except 
from  the  reports  of  other  authorities 
and  other  travellers,  and  particularly 
from  the  important  fact  that  Park, 
who  embarked  on  the  upper  Joliba, 
passed  Yaoori,  and  was  lost  in  A  RI- 
VER at  Boussa.  All  these  latter  facts 
were  well  known  previously  to  the 
journeys  made  by  Denham,  Clapper- 
ton,  and  Lander.  Now  upon  this  tact, 
that  Park  sailed  down  the  Niger,  the 
Joliba,  or  whatever  name  the  critic 
pleases  to  give  it,  to  Boussa,  where 
he  perished,  I  established  the  irre- 
sistible truth,  that  the  Niger  actually 


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entered  the  sea  in  the  Bights  of  Be- 
nin and  Biafra;  because,  by  other 
authorities,  I  learned  that  the  river 
which  passed  Yaoori  and  Boussa  was 
navigable  and  navigated  from  these 
places  to  the  Atlantic  Ocean.  The 
above  is  all  the  advantage  which 
Lander  has  over  me,  and  It  is  will- 
ingly yielded  unto  him,  while,  from 
more  than  one  authority,  1  had,  long- 
before  Lander's  journey  was  under- 
taken, pointed  out  that  the  river  on 
which  he  embarked  at  Yaoori  and 
Boussa  was  the  river  which  passes 
Kabra,  the  port  of  Timbuctoo,  and 
that  on  which  Park  embarked  at 
Sansanding. 

There  is  more  than  one  passage  in 
the  article  contained  in  the  Review 
alluded  to,  which  deserves  remark  ; 
but  previous  to  going  into  these,  it 
may  be  proper  to  adduce  the  "  po- 
verty of  facts"  with  which  I  shewed 
that  the  Niger,  or  River  of  Timbuc- 
too, terminated  in  the  Atlantic  Ocean, 
in  the  Bights  of  Benin  and  Biafra. 

First,  there  is  the  map  drawn  and 
submitted  to  his  Majesty's  Govern- 
ment in  June  1820,  delineating  the 
course  of  the  Rivers  in  Northern 
Central  Africa,  and  more  especially, 
and  as  a  primary  object,  the  course 
and  termination  of  the  Joliba  or  Ni- 
ger. This  cannot  be  denied.  The 
writer,  at  least  that  gentleman  whom 
I  believe  to  be  the  writer  in  the 
Quarterly  Review,  saw  this  map  at 
the  time  mentioned.  As  published 
on  a  reduced  scale  in  1821,  it  can  be 
referred  to,  in  order  to  shew  how  lit- 
tle difference  there  is  in  the  great 
features,  from  those  which  have  been 
subsequently  ascertained  by  Euro- 
pean ocular  demonstration.  The  on- 
ly data  I  had  to  determine  the  course 
of  the  rivers,  more  especially  the 
Niger,  as  laid  down  in  this  map,  were 
the  bearings  and  days'  journeys  as 
confusedly  given  by  Moor  and  Arab 
travellers  and  authorities.  Still,  with 
these  deficient  materials,  Boussa  is 
laid  down  on  the  map  in  question  in 
about  1 1  deg.  40  rain.  N.  Lat.  and  8 
deg.  20  min.  East  Long.,  with  the  ob- 
servation in  the  volume  subsequent- 
ly published,  that  the  portion  assign- 
ed to  it  was  believed  to  be  about  a 
degree  and  a  half  too  much,  both 
to  the  eastward  and  northward. 


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In  1826*  these  errors  were,  from 
subsequent  research  and  information, 
corrected  to  a  certain  extent;  and  ac- 
cording to  Clapperton's  observations, 
Boussa  is  situated  in  10  deg.  14  min. 
N.  Lat.  and  6  deg.  11  min.  East 
Long.,  thus  not  differing  above  half 
a  degree  from  the  position  as  laid 
down  by  me  (taking  the  reservation 
above  alluded  to  into  account)  in  the 
map  constructed  June  1820. 

So  far  as  concerns  the  map.  Next 
comes  the  volume  on  the  geography 
of  Northern  Central  Africa,  publish- 
ed in  A821,  and  already  alluded  to. 
The  object  of  this  volume  was  to 
bring  forward  the  authorities  and  the 
facts  on  which  the  map  was  con- 
structed, and  to  shew  the  course  of 
the  Niger,  and  its  tributary  streams, 
to  the  ocean;  but,  as  has  been  already 
stated,  the  course  and  termination  of 
the  Niger  were  the  grand  points  to 
make  out — all  the  rest  were  of  mi- 
nor importance.  In  the  course  of  the 
rivers  in  Eastern  Sudan,  there  are, 
particularly  in  the  middle  and  more 
northern  of  them,  several  errors,  but 
which  were  corrected  in  1826.  These 
errors  arose  from  the  exceedingly  con- 
fused accounts  given  by  Moor  and 
Arab  travellers,  and  which  were  ren- 
dered still  more  unintelligible  by  the 
imperfect  manner  in  which  they  were 
understood,  and  the  despotic  manner 
in  which  they  were  applied  by  the 
European  authorities  to  which  they 
were  given,  and  by  which  they  were 
adduced  and  referred  to.  The  great 
cause  of  error,  however,  was  in  that 
source  of  information  by  which  the 
intelligent  and  accurate  Burckhardt 
was  deceived,  in  stating  the  course 
of  the  Shary  to  be  from  N.E.  to  S.W. 
to  the  Bahr  Lake,  or  River  of  Bor- 
nou,  instead  of  the  course  being,  as 
it  is,  towards  its  mouth,  from  S.W. 
to  N.E.  His  authority  was  taken  as 
the  point  to  fix  the  course  of  the 
streams  which  traverse  this  part  of 
Africa;  but  had  the  true  course  of 
the  Shary  been  known,  it  would 
have  at  once  enabled  me  to  clear  up 
the  geographical  features  of  this  por- 
tion of  Africa,  so  far  as  concern  the 
rivers  thereof,  and  to  have  reconciled, 
readily  and  accurately,  what  other- 
wise appeared  to  be  irreconcilable 
and  unintelligible  in  the  narratives 


See  this  Magazine  for  June,  1826. 


1832.]  Geography  of  Africa 

obtained  from  Moor  and  Arab  tra- 
vellers. 

With  these  remarks,  I  proceed  to 
the  "facts"  adduced  in  the  volume, 
concerning  the  more  prominent  and 
most  important  point  of  the  whole  ; 
namely,  the  course  and  termination 
of  the  mighty  River  Niger ;  and  to 
show  these,  I  must  adduce  the  theo- 
ries and  errors  brought  forward  by 
various  writers,  and  by  none  more 
pertinaciously  than  by  the  writer  in 
the  Quarterly  Review.  These  are 
thus  shortly 'stated  in  the  volume 
referred  to,  p.  3  : — 

"  The  theories  at  present  most  in 
vogue  are,./&*tf,that  it  flows  eastward, 
reaching  beyond  the  parallel  of  18 
deg.  N.  Lat,  and  then,  in  about  20 
deg.  E.  Long,  that  it  flows  south-east," 
(See  Quarter.  Rev.,  May,  1820,)  the 
parent  stream  of  the  Bahr~el-Abiad, 
or  Nile  of  Egypt.  Secondly,  That  it 
terminates  in  a  large  lake  in  the  in- 
terior, which  also  receives  the  Gir, 
or  Nile  of  Sudan,  coming  from  the 
eastward.  Thirdly,  That  the  waters 
of  both  rivers  are  lost  in,  and  ab- 
sorbed by,  swampsand  sandy  deserts , 
in  a  country  called  Wangara.  And, 
fourthly,  that  the  Niger,  from  its  mid- 
dle course,  flows  south,  and  joins  the 
great  River  Congo  or  Zaire.  Every 
one  of  these  theories  is  grossly  erro- 
neous, contrary  to  every  authority 
on  which  reliance  can  be  placed,  and 
in  opposition  to  every  feature  of  geo- 
graphy exhibited  any  where  else  on 
this  globe."  "  That  the  Niger  flows 
to  form  the  Bahr-el-Abiad,  is  contra- 
ry to  all  probability — contrary  to  the 
good  authority  of  Ptolemy — contrary 
to  the  authority  of  the  best  Arabian 
geographers— and  contrary  to  excel- 
lent modern  authority.  Yet  it  is  most 
surprising  that  an  opinion  so  impro- 
bable in  itself,  and  so  directly  oppo- 
sed to  all  the  authorities  mentioned, 
should,  even  to  this  day,  continue 
to  be  believed  and  maintained." 

Strabo  and  Pliny  had  a  vague  idea 
that  the  streams  descending  from  the 
south  side  of  Mount  Atlas,  after  run- 
ning under  the  desert,  emerged,  and 
formed  the  Great  River  of  Central 
Africa,  which  continued  its  course 
to  the  Egyptian  Nile  ;  and  they  seem 
to  have  imbibed  this  idea  from  the 
remarkable  fact,  that  upon  digging 
some  feet  below  the  surface,  and  in 
the  very  middle  of  the  GreatDesert, 
abundance  of  fresh  water  is  found, 


—  Quarterly  JZevieiv. 


203 


and  which  the  Arabs  term  "  the  sea 
under  ground."  Be  this  as  it  may, 
however,  it  is  plain  that  their  inform- 
ation told  them  that  there  was  a  river 
to  the  south  of  the  Great  African  De- 
sert, then  certainly,  but  imperfectly 
known,  running  to  the  eastward. 
Ptolemy  makes  the  matter  clearer, 
and,  in  the  general  course  of  the 
great  rivers,  very  nearly  indeed  what 
modern  investigation  has  found  it  to 
be.  "  He  wrote  in  Egypt  in  the  se- 
cond century  of  the  Christian  era. 
Then  Africa  was  better  known. 
The  interior  of  the  northern  division 
he  describes,  apparently  from  good 
authority,  and  with  considerable  ac- 
curacy, only  he  seems  altogether  to 
leave  out  the  Great  Desert.  Mount 
Mandrus,  the  middle  of  which  was 
22  deg.  N.  Lat.  and  23  deg.  E.  Long, 
from  Ferro,  and  Rhisadirus  moun- 
tain, more  to  the  south,  he  places  as 
the  barrier  that  divides  the  waters 
which  flow  westward  into  the  At- 
lantic Ocean,  by  theRivers  Stachirus, 
£c.  (the  Senegal,  Gambia,  &c.)  from 
those  which  flow  eastward  in  the 
Niger.  Turning  eastward  from  Mount 
Rhisadirus,  we  find  Mount  Caphas 
in  about  10  deg.  N.  Lat,  which  di- 
vides the  waters  that  flow  south  into 
the  Great  Gulf,  or  Gulf  of  Guinea, 
from  those  which  flow  north  to  join 
the  Niger.  In  Caphas  we  readily  re- 
cognise the  Kong  range.  Eastward, 
in  the  same  parallel,  there  is  a  blank 
or  opening,  and  then  comes  Mount 
Thala,  situated  in  10  deg.  N.  Lat. 
and  38  deg.  E.  Long,  from  Ferro, 
on  the  very  place  where  Denham 
found  the  Mandara  hills,  and  high 
*  Moon  Mountains,'  stretching  south- 
ward from  them."  "  Turning  north, 
in  10  deg.  N.Lat.  and  50  deg.  E.Long. 
from  Ferro,  we  have  the  chain  of 
hills  called  the  Garamantican  Ram- 
part, which  divides  the  waters  which 
flow  west  in  the  Gir,  from  those 
which  flow  east  to  the  Nile,  and  from 
those  deserts  which  stretch  eastward 
to  the  Nile.  Turning  westward  in  the 
parallel  of  21  deg.  N.  Lat.  and  ex- 
tending along  by  the  sources  of  the 
River  Cinips,  from  40  deg.  to  41 
deg.  E.  Long.,  we  have  Mount  Gir- 
gires;  and  from  8  deg.  to  10  deg. 
farther  west,  in  the  same  paral- 
lel of  latitude,  are  the  Usurgala 
mountains.  Next,  in  N.  Lat.  32  deg. 
and  E.  Long.  20  deg.  30  min.,  we 
have  Mount  Sagapola  placed  (if  the 


Geography  oj'  Africa— Quarterly  Review. 


204 

latitude  is  correctly  given)  most  er- 
roneously in  the  map  accompanying 
the  work,  (Ptolemy's,)  in  20  deg.  N. 
Lat,  and  15  deg.  E.  Long,  on  the 
south  side  in  place  of  the  north  side 
of  the  desert.  The  formidable  bar- 
riers here  enumerated,  according  to 
the  delineation  of  Ptolemy,  encircle, 
or  enclose,  those  extensive  valleys, 
if  I  may  use  the  expression,  through 
which  the  Niger,  the  Gir,  and  their 
tributary  streams  take  their  courses, 
leaving  only  the  opening;  between 
Mount  Thala  and  Mount  Caphas,  for 
the  collected  flood  to  escape  to  the 
southward.  How  much  these  gene- 
ral outlines  agree  with  modern  ac- 
counts, our  future  investigations,  and 
the  map  accompanying  this  work, 
will  shew."— P.  7,  &c. 

Pages  10  to  14  go  on  to  shew  Pto- 
lemy's account  of  the  rivers  Gir  and 
Niger — the  former  running  from 
east  to  west,  and  enumerating  the 
chief  cities  situated  on  its  banks,  for 
the  space  of  12  degrees  of  longitude ; 
and  the  latter  running  from  west  to 
cast,  enumerating  also  the  most  cele- 
brated cities  situated  on  its  banks, 
from  19  deg.  to  31  deg.  east  longi- 
tude from  Ferro,  shewing  a  declina- 
tion of  the  river  to  the  south  of  no 
fewer  than  5  deg.  on  the  latter  meri- 
dian. Ptolemy  places  his  Nigrites 
Palus  in  18  deg.  N.  latitude,  and  15 
deg.  E.  longitude  from  Ferro,  which 
is  very  near  the  true  position  of  Lake 
Dibbie ;  he  places  his  Nigira*  Metro- 
polis in  17  deg.  45  min.  N.  latitude, 
and  25  deg.  30  miu.  E.  longitude, 
(about  3  deg.  east  longitude  from 
Greenwich,)  almost  on  the  very  spot 
where  all  modern  accounts  place 
Timbuctoo;  and  he  brings  a  great 
branch  of  the  Niger  to  the  Nigrites  Pa- 
lus from  the  north-west,  which  is  ac- 
tually found  to  be  the  fact,  as  stated 
in  the  Report  of  the  Committee  of 
Privy  Council  of  1789,  the  travels  of 
Sidi  Hamed,  who  marched  along  its 
banks  several  days,  and  also  from 
the  travels  of  Batouta  and  others. 
D'Anville,  in  an  early  map, -lays 
down  a  river  in  the  same  space,  but 
makes  it  run  from  the  Lake  to  the 
Senegal.  Ptolemy  also  brings  a 
branch  to  the  Niger  from  the  east- 
ward, "  above  the  Lybian  Lake,"  that 
is,  to  the  south  of  the  Lybian  Lake, 
which  lake  he  places  in  16  deg.  30 
min.  N.  latitude,  and  35  deg.  E.' lon- 
gitude from  Ferro,  the  branch  no 


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doubt  descending  by  or  from  Mount 
Thala,  which  I  have  denominated 
Dar  Kulla,  and  Lander  has  found 
under  the  name  of  Tshaddi. 

These  are  all  very  remarkable, 
and,  generally  speaking,  accurate 
features  of  African  Geography,  as 
delineated  by  Ptolemy  ;  and  after 
considering  them  and  several  others 
attentively,  the  arbitrary  and  despo- 
tic manner  in  which  the  writer  in 
the  Quarterly  Review  insists  that 
Ptolemy  knew  nothing  whatever  of 
the  rivers  which  flow  in  Central 
Africa  to  the  south  of  the  Great  De- 
sert, and  that  his  authority  should  be 
wholly  set  aside,  cannot  fail  to  excite 
astonishment  and  reprobation.  The 
accuracy  of  modern  geography  we 
are  not  to  expect  in  Ptolemy's  ac- 
counts, but  certainly  his  general  de- 
lineation of  the  rivers  of  Northern 
Central  Africa  is  worthy  of  attention, 
and  cannot  be  mistaken,  and,  at  any 
rate,  is  more  accurate  and  worthy  of 
attention,  than  any  thing  that  has  ever 
previously  been  advanced  about  them 
by  the  present  writer  in  the  Quarterly 
Review. 

So  much  for  "  facts"  from  Roman 
authority.  Let  us  next  come  to  Arab 
authority.  Belad-el- Soudan,  or  the 
country  of  the  blacks,  says  Ebn 
Haukal,  "  is'more  extensive  than  that 
of  any  other  nation  of  blacks,"  whe- 
ther Habeshis  (Abyssinians)  or  Zin- 
gians  (Ethiopians.)  "  It  is  situated 
on  the  coasts  of  the  ocean  to  the 
south"  Edrisi  distinctly  informs  us 
that  a  river,  corresponding  to  the  Gir 
of  Ptolemy,  ran  from  east  to  west. 
In  part  4th  of  climate  1st,  that  is, 
in  the  part  of  Ethiopia,  S.  and  S.  W. 
of  Nubia,  says  Edrisi,  "  is  seen  the 
separating  of  the  two  Niles.  The 
one  flows  from  south  to  north  into 
Egypt,  and  the  other  part  of  the  Nile 
flows  from  the  east  to  the  utmost 
bounds  of  the  west,  and  upon  this 
branch  of  the  Nile  lie  all,  or  at  least 
the  most  celebrated  kingdoms  of  the 
Negroes.  The  Blacks  mostly  inhabit 
the  banks  of  the  Nile,  or  the  streams 
that  flow  into  it.  It  waters  the  country 
from  east  to  west."  Scheabeddin, 
who  flourished  about  the  year  1400, 
brings  the  Egyptian  Nile  and  the 
Nile  of  the  Blacks  from  one  source. 
"  From  this  lake,"  says  he,  "comei 
the  Nile,-the  greatest  and  most  beau- 
tiful river  of  all  the  earth.  Many 
rivers  derived  from  this  sreat  river 


1832.]  Geography  of  Africa 

water  Nubia,  and  the  country  of 
Djenawa,"  or  Guinea,  in  its  largest 
sense.  Here  the  western  course 
of  the  eastern  river  is  decidedly 
pointed  out  and  maintained.  It  is  the 
Gir  of  Ptolemy,  who  lays  down  his 
Lake  Nuba  in  15  deg.  N.  lat.,  and  50 
deg.  E.  long.,from  Ferro,  or,  taking  his 
error  (nearly  1 2  deg.)  in  longitude  in- 
to account,  about 23  deg.  E.  long,  from 
Greenwich,  answering  pretty  nearly 
to  the  modern  position  of  Lake  Fittre. 
Ibn-al-Vardi  states  pointedly,  that 
Meczara  "  is  in  the  territory  of  the 
Sudans  or  blacks.  The  principal  city 
is  named  Oulili.  It  is  situated  on  the 
shore  of  THE  SEA.  There  are  salt-pits, 
and  a  great  trade  in  salt."  Edrisi 
says,  that  "  in  the  island  of  Ulil," 
(the  city  of  Ulil  stands  not  far  from 
the  continent,}  "  are  those  famous 
salt-pits,  the  only  ones  we  know  in 
all  the  countries  of  the  Negroes, 
whence  they  are  every  where  sup- 
plied with  salt.  Men  coming  to  this 
island  load  their  vessels  with  salt, 
and  direct  their  course  to  the  mouth 
of  the  Nile,  which  is  at  the  distance 
of  one  day's  sail.  Along  the  Nile 
they  afterwards  pass  by  Salla,  Toc- 
rus,  Berissa,"  &c.  In  this  descrip- 
tion, are  not  the  Delta  of  Benin,  and 
the  mouths  of  the  Niger,  recognised, 
at  which  places  there  is  at  this  day  a 
great  manufacture  of  salt  carried  on, 
in  order  to  supply  the  natives  of  the 
interior,  by  means  of  the  navigation 
of  the  Niger  ?  Leo  speaks  decidedly 
of  a  country,  Guinee  or  Genawa, 
extending  "  along  the  Niger,  border- 
ing upon  the  ocean  sea,  in  the  same 
place  where  the  Niger  falleth  into 
that  sea.  This  region,  during  July, 
August,  and  September,  is  yearly 
environed  with  the  overflowing  of 
the  Niger,"  &c.  Horneman  and  Park 
were  pointedly  informed  that  the 
Niger  ran  southward  of  Nyffe,  till  it 
joined  the  Bahar  Kulla.  Windhus 
was  informed  at  Morocco,  in  1721, 
that  "  the  Niger,  or  Blacks'  River, 
iiad  a  passage  into  the  SOUTHERN 
SEA."  Barnes  was  told  that  the  Ni- 
ger discharged  itself  into  a  large  lake, 
on  the  borders  of  which  there  were 
white  inhabitants,  who  dressed  in  the 
style  of  the  Barbary  Moors,  but  do 
not  speak  Arabic.  In  this  we  recog- 
nise the  coast  of  Guinea  and  Benin, 
and  the  Europeans  which  then  fre- 
quented that  quarter.  El  Hadgi 


—  Quarterly  Review. 


205 


Shabeeny  states  very  pointedly,  that 
he  always  understood  "  the  Niger 
run  into  the  sea,  the  salt  sea,  or 
Great  Ocean,  on  the  coasts  of  Gena- 
wa or  Guinea."  (Jackson's  Sha- 
beeny.}  M.  Beaufoy  was  informed 
by  an  intelligent  Moor,  that  below 
Ghinea  (that  is,  Genawa)  is  the  sea, 
into  which  the  river  of  Timbuctoo 
disembogues  itself,  and  that  boats 
went  with  the  stream  to  Ghinea."  Mi- 
Grey  Jackson,  who  had  received 
much  information  concerning  the 
interior  of  Africa,  states  that  it  is 
"  the  general  African  opinion,  that 
the  Neel-cl-Abeed  ( Niger)  discharges 
itself  into  the  salt  sea."  The  natives  on 
the  coasts  of  Benin  and  Biafra,  says 
Robertson  and  others,  "  assert  that 
all  the  rivers  in  the  Delta  come  from 
one  great  river,  which  descends  from 
the  north."  "  The  Niger,"  said  Park, 
in  the  last  dispatch  that  he  wrote 
which  has  reached  Britain,  and  on 
the  eve  of  his  embarking  at  Sansan- 
ding,  "  can  terminate  nowhere  else 
but  in  the  sea." 

I  pass  over  with  merely  alluding 
to  the  many  facts  disclosed  by  Ba- 
touta,  Leo,  and  by  several  of  the  Ara- 
bian geographers,  about  the  course 
and  existence  of  various  rivers  in 
Africa,  which,  when  the  true  course 
of  the  Niger  was  learned  and  kept  in 
view,  were  all  useful  to  shew  the 
grand  result.  For  the  same  reason, 
namely,  brevity,  I  merely  allude  to 
the  "fact"  mentioned  by  Leo,  and 
so  long  sneered  at,  about  the  cold 
being  so  great  about  Zegzeg  and 
Cano,  that  the  inhabitants  were  obli- 
ged to  kindle  fires  under  their  beds 
at  night  in  order  to  keep  themselves 
warm.  Our  unfortunate  countryman, 
Dr  Oudney,  lost  his  life  by  being  ex- 
posed to  this  cold,  and  found  in  De- 
cember, and  in  the  lat.  of  13  deg.  N., 
the  water  in  their  water-skins  frozen 
to  A  SOLID  MASS,  and  this  amidst  those 
elevated  lands,  through  which  the 
Quarterly  Review  in  1820  had  carried 
the  Niger  in  its  eastern  course  to  the 
Egyptian  Nile ! !  I  also  pointed  out, 
that  old  Dutch  maps,  and  the  maps 
of  D'Anville,laid  down  rivers  coming 
from  the  north  from  Agadez,  &c. 
and  joining  the  Niger  through  the 
Balir  lake,  or  river  of  Goober ;  and 
moreover,  that  the  maps  of  De  Lisle 
and  Vagondy,  made  for  the  King  of 
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Niger  from  the  north-west,  at  or  im- 
mediately below  Boussa,  which  we 
now  find  the  Menai  and  other  rivers 
certainly  do.  I  also  pointed  out,  that 
in  some  very  fine  maps  drawn  for 
the  use  of  the  French  navy  during 
the  government  of  Bonaparte,  the 
Rio  de  Formosa  was  laid  down  as 
coming  from  about  N.N.E. ;  and  that 
in  some  Portuguese  maps,  near  three 
centuries  old,  attached  to  the  copy 
of  Ptolemy's  Geography,  in  the  libra- 
ry of  Glasgow  College,  the  river  of 
Formosa  is  laid  down  as  descending 
nearly  from  north  to  south,  and  tra- 
ced upwards  to  10  deg.  30  min.  N. 
lat.  This  direction  of  the  bed  of  the 
Rio  de  Formosa  accorded  with  my 
own  opinion  formed  from  other  au- 
thorities. 

I  might  fill  pages  with  "  facts"  col- 
lected and  published  in  my  work  on 
Africa  in  1821,  from  various  autho- 
rities, shewing  the  progress  of  the 
Niger,  under  various  names,  in  its 
course  through  Northern  Central 
Africa,  but  I  content  myself  with 
only  entering  more  minutely  into 
one  authority  regarding  the  middle 
course  of  this  celebrated  stream,  and 
that  is  the  narrative  of  Sidi  Hamed, 
an  intelligent  Moor  belonging  to  the 
empire  of  Morocco.  This  individual, 
in  company  with  a  large  caravan,  tra- 
velled, from  Timbuctoo  to  Wassanah, 
fifty-seven  days  along  the  northern 
bank  of  the  river,  either  close  to  its 
bank,  or  else  every  day,  once  or 
oftener  in  sight  of  the  stream.  His 
journeys  I  estimated  at  ten  geogra- 
phical miles  made  good  daily  in  the 
general  bearings  on  which  his  route 
lay,  and  at  six  miles  each  day  during 
the  space  of  six  days,  when  the  cara- 
van crossed  a  rugged  ridge  of  moun- 
tains against  which  the  river  ran. — 
Taking  the  above  scale  as  correct, 
Sidi  Hamed  travelled  from  Timbuc- 
too, along  the  north  bank]of  the  river, 
first  easterly  (six days,)  sixty  miles; 
secondly,  more  to  'the  S.  E.  (fifteen 
days,)  one  hundred  and  fifty  miles, 
through  a  hilly  and  woody  country, 
the  river  bent  by  a  very  high  moun- 
tain flowing  in  a  majestic  stream  in 
that  direction.  At  this  distance  from 
Timbuctoo  two  very  large  towns  ap- 
peared on  its  southern  bank.  For 
thirty  miles  farther  the  river  pursued 
a  winding  course  S.  E.  About  this 
point,  the  travellers  from  Dagwumba 


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and  Ashantee  cross  the  river  in  their 
route  to  Houssa.  Bowditch  (p.  206) 
places  the  ferry  at  twenty-four  days' 
journey  below  Timbuctoo.  At  this 
part  of  its  course  the  river  approach- 
ed a  very  high  ridge  of  mountains 
covered  with  trees,  and  so  close  that 
no  path  remained  between  the  stream 
and  the  mountain.  "  It  ran  against 
the  steep  side  of  the  mountain"  said 
Sidi  Hamed.  In  passing  through  this 
ridge,  the  Niger  makes  a  turn  to  the 
S.  W.  Sidi  Hamed  took  six  days  to 
cross  this  ridge,  travelling  at  the  rate, 
I  suppose,  of  six  miles  per  day,  or 
thirty-six  miles.  After  crossing  the 
ridge,  the  caravan  came  to  the  river 
again  at  a  place  where  it  was  nar- 
row and  full  of  rocks, "  which  dashed 
the  water  most  dreadfully"  BeloAV 
Kaffo,  Amadou  Fatouma,  Park's 
guide,  states  that  they  came  to  a 
place  where  the  river  was  divided 
into  three  channels  and  full  of 
rocks,  but  that  through  one  chan- 
nel, smoother  than  the  others,  their 
canoe  passed  safely. 

From  the  ridge  mentioned,  the 
stream  continued  to  flow  in  a  S.E. 
direction  for  120  miles,  receiving,  in 
this  part  of  its  course,  many  small 
streams  from  the  eastward.  "  The 
stream  looked  deep,"  but  "  was  not 
very  wide."  At  this  point  they  found 
a  great  ferry,  no  doubt  the  celebrated 
ferry  of  Yaoori,  so  much  frequented 
by  all  travellers  from  the  countries 
situated  on  the  S.W.  to  the  countries 
situated  on  the  N.E.  of  the  Niger. 
Continuing  its  course  from  this  ferry, 
the  Niger  flows  south-eastward  150 
miles,  to  Wassanah,  a  city  twice  as 
large  as  Timbuctoo,  and  the  capital 
of  a  great  kingdom.  "  Here  the  river 
turns  nearly  south,  and  is  so  broad, 
that  it  is  scarcely  possible  to  discern 
a  man  on  the  opposite  bank.  From 
300  to  400  canoes,  each  capable  of 
containing  from  ten  to  twenty  per- 
sons, plied  constantly  on  the  river." 
The  land  was  well  cultivated,  and 
produced  abundance  of  rice.  The 
sovereign  and  principal  people  wore 
shirts  and  trowsers  of  European 
manufacture,  and  the  king's  guards 
were  armed  with  muskets.  Here  the 
river  was  called  "  Zadi."  From  this 
point  the  son  of  the  king  of  Wassa- 
nah pressed  Sidi  Hamed  to  accom- 
pany him,  (but  which  the  latter  de- 
clined,) with  a  fleet  of  60  canoes  and 


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500  slaves,  down  the  river,  first  south 
and  then  west,  "  to  the  great  water," 
where  they  would,  he  said,  find  "pale 
people,  who  come  thither  in  great 
boats,  and  brought  muskets,  pow- 
der, tobacco,  blue  cloth,  and  knives, 
which  they  exchanged  for  slaves, 
ivory,"  &c.,  and  which  pale  people 
had  in  their  great  boats,  "  guns  as 
big  as  men's  bodies,  and  with  which 
they  could  kill  all  the  people  in  a 
hundred  negro  boats."  Many  people 
had  been  down  "  at  the  great  water," 
with  slaves,  &c.  The  voyage  to  it 
would  occupy  "  three  moons." 

Here  the  exact  course  and  termina- 
tion of  the  stream  is  marked  out  by 
Sidi  Hamed.  The  description  of  the 
European  traders,  and  the  trade  car- 
ried on  in  the  mouths  of  the  stream 
at  Lagos,  and  in  the  Delta  of  Benin, 
is  so  accurate,  that  no  one  can  mis- 
take it,  nor  is  it  possible  that  a  native 
of  the  S.W.  part  of  Morocco,  border- 
ing on  the  Great  Desert,  could  in- 
vent details  like  these,  though  they 
were  passed  by,  by  the  Quarterly 
Review,  and  other  very  high  and 
great  wiseacres,  as  fictions,  unde- 
serving a  moment's  notice.  Yet  how 
accurate  in  general  points  and  bear- 
ings do  we  find  them  !  Sidi  Hamed 
says  that,  at  Wassanah,  the  river  was 
called  "  Zadi."  This  is  a  generic 
name  for  water,  or  great  water,  in 
Southern  Africa,  as  we  may  find 
from  Tuckey's  narrative.  About  the 
point  where,  according  to  Sidi  Ham- 
ed, Wassanah  must  be,  we  find  from 
Lander  that  the  river  Tshaddi  enters 
the  Niger,  and  which  name  is  the 
same  as  Zadi,  and  merely  a  corrup- 
tion of  it. 

I  stated,  p.  142,  "  Mandingo  mer- 
chants informed  de  la  Brue,  at  Ga- 
lam,  that  some  leagues  from  Tim- 
buctoo  the  river  was  navigated  by 
masted  vessels,  Dr  Laidley,  who  re- 
sided at  Pisania,  was  informed  that 
vessels  of  100  tons  burden  frequent- 
ed Houssa.  A  priest  who  had  visited 
Timbuctoo  informed  Mr  Park  that 
the  canoes  on  the  Niger  were  large, 
and  not  made  of  a  single  treey  but  of 
various  planks  united,  and  navigated 
by  white  people.  Major  Houghton 
was  informed  by  a  Shereef  whom  he 
met  at  Medina,  and  who  had  been  at 
Timbuctoo,  that  they  had  decked  ves- 
sels with  masts,  with  which  they  carry 
on  trade  from  Timbuctoo  eastward 
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of  these  vessels  had  been  stated 
sometimes  to  exceed  150  men." 
These  things  De  Caille,  Robertson, 
and  others,  since  the  above  was  col- 
lected, have  seen  and  confirmed  j 
and,  lastly,  Lander  has  found  these 
statements,  so  long  accounted  fables, 
to  be  facts.  The  white  people  men- 
tioned may  have  been  Arabs,  but  it 
is  remarkable  that  the  natives  of 
Goober  are  nearly  white,  and  Ro- 
bertson tells  us  that  the  natives  of 
Tebo,  to  the  north  of  Benin,  are 
whiter  than  Arabs.  These,  no  doubt, 
were  the  white  people  which  navi- 
gated the  vessels  above  alluded  to, 
and  it  is  a  remarkable  fact,  that 
Ptolemy  places  in  this  part  of  Africa 
a  nation  called  Leucce  Ethiopeans 
(white  Ethiopians.) 

Regarding  the  mountains,  it  was 
stated,  (Africa,  p.  124,)  "  The  moun- 
tains are  at  no  great  distance  from 
Benin.  Stretching  eastward  from 
the  Kong  range,  they  form  a  kind  of 
amphitheatre  to  the  northward.  En- 
circling Benin,  they  descend  south- 
easterly till  they  are  merged  in  the 
high  land  which  stretches  north  from 
Cameroons.  This  is  particularly 
mentioned  by  Joannes  JMaev"  &c. 
The  Reviewer  informs  us  that  Lan- 
der has  found  these  statements  to  be 
correct. 

So  much  for  the  "  poverty  of  facts" 
in  my  labours  on  this  subject,  to  1 820. 
From  that  period  to  1826,  when  I  pub- 
lished the  article  with  the  corrected 
map  in  your  Magazine,  I  collected 
others  stronger,  and,  if  possible,  more 
convincing  and  satisfactory ;  but, 
first,  let  me  advert  to  a  few  important 
facts  which  I  have  omitted,  regarding 
the  course  and  magnitude  of  the  Ni- 
ger. Park  told  us  its  size  at  Bam- 
makoo  is  one  mile  broad,  and  that  it 
was  navigable  from  Kaniaba,  a  con- 
siderable way  above  it.  From  the 
magnitude  of  the  stream  at  Bamma- 
kpo,  I  pointed  out  the  fact,  that  its 
sources  must  not  only  be  much  more 
remote  to  the  south-west  than  had 
previously  been  supposed,  but  that  it 
must  receive  very  large  supplies 
from  the  eastward  in  the  early  part 
of  its  course.  These  supplies  were 
pointed  out  in  the  probable  western 
course  of  the  Coomba  or  Zamma. 
The  discoveries  oiMollien  and  Laing 
have  shewn,  that  my  conjecture  re- 
garding the  source  of  the  Niger  be- 
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rect,  and  the  still  later  discoveries  of 
De  Caille.  confirm  the  fact  of  its  re- 
ceiving large  supplies  from  the  S.E. 
in  its  early  course,  while  the  magni- 
tude of  the  stream  at  Couroussa, 
nearly  due  east  from  Teemboo,  900 
French  feet  broad,  and  10  deep,  in 
the  dry  season,  goes  to  establish,  as 
correct,  the  conjecture  that  it  receives 
from  the  east  the  Coomba,  or  some 
other  great  river. 

Amongst  other  "  facts"  adduced,  I 
noticed  the  pointed  facts  stated  by 
Robertson,  (see  notes  on  Africa, 
1820,)  that  the  natives  on  the  coasts 
of  Lagos  and  Benin  all  assured  him 
that  the  rivers  were  derived  from 
one  great  river  to  the  northward, 
which  made  all  the  rivers  in  these 
countries.  Subsequently  to  1821,1 
had  communications  with  different 
individuals  who  had  traded  on  the 
parts  of  the  coast  of  Africa  mention- 
ed, and  in  the  mouths  of  the  rivers 
in  the  Delta  of  Benin,  particularly 
one  gentleman  belonging  to  Glas- 
gow, and  one  very  intelligent  gentle- 
man and  excellent  navigator,  belong- 
ing to  Liverpool,  who  had  traded 
with  the  places  and  on  the  rivers 
mentioned,  (not  in  the  slave-trade,) 
during  a  period  of  twenty  years. 
The  latter  informed  me  that  all  the 
rivers  in  the  Delta  communicated 
with  each  other — that  on  these  rivers 
he  had  yearly  traded  with  natives, 
who,  in  canoes  capable  of  contain- 
ing 200  persons,  and  covered  at  one 
end,  as  the  cabin  for  their  wives  and 
families,  had  descended  the  parent 
stream  from  countries  two  and  three 
moons  distant,  and  far  above  Boussa. 
The  other,  who  had  been  up  the  Rio 
de  Formosa  in  a  large  schooner,  told 
me  a  similar  tale,  and  described  the 
magnitude,  width,  and  depth  of  that 
noble  stream,  and  the  numerous 
branches  diverging  from  it,  with 
great  accuracy,  and  with  such  pre- 
cision as  could  leave  no  doubt  on 
any  mind  capable  of  reflection,  that 
these  streams  were  the  mouths  of 
the  mighty  Niger.  They  completely 
confirmed  the  account  given  by  Bos- 
man  ;  as  noticed  in  my  book,  p.  129, 
when  speaking  of  the  Rio  de  Formosa, 
he  says,  "  upwards"  from  its  mouth, 
"  it  is  sometimes  broader  (than  four 
miles,)  and  sometimes  narrower.  It 
sprouts  into  innumerable  branches, 
some  of  which  may  very  well  de- 
ferve  the  name  of  rivers,  About 


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five  miles  from  its  mouth,  it  throws 
off  two  branches  within  two  miles 
of  each  other.  Agatton,  a  place  of 
great  trade,  was  situated  60  miles 
up  the  river.  So  far,  and  yet  farther, 
ships  may  conveniently  come  sailing 
by  hundreds  of  branches  of  the  river, 
besides  creeks,  some  of  which  are 
very  wide.  Its  branches  extend  in- 
to all  the  circumjacent  countries. 
The  country  all  about  is  divided  in- 
to islands  by  the  multiplicity  of  its 
branches."  The  Portuguese  also 
affirmed  that  it  was  easy,  with  a 
canoe,  to  get  from  the  Rio  de  Formo- 
sa into  the  circumjacent  rivers,  viz. 
the  Rio  Lagos,  Rio  Volta,  Elrei,  New 
Calabar,  Bonny,  and  other  rivers. 

The  lamented  Major  Laing  told 
me,  that  a  native  of  Kano,  under  his 
command,  and  a  sergeant  in  the 
Royal  African  Corps,  named  Fra- 
zer,  told  him  that  he  was,  with  12.3 
others,  seized,  when  trading  near 
Yaoorie.  "  After  they  were  taken, 
they  were  put  into  a  canoe  rowed 
by  six  men,  and  in  two  weeks  they 
reached  Ecco,  where  they  were  sold. 
After  being  put  into  the  canoe,  they 
were  one  week  on  a  small  fresh-wa- 
ter river,  about  200  yards  wide ;  then 
they  got  into  a  large  river  of  fresh 
water,  (took  calabashes  to  drink  it,) 
about  two  and  a  half  miles  broad — 
they  were  one  week  on  it  before  they 
got  to  Ecco"  Another  man,  a  na- 
tive of  Houssa,  told  Major  Laing  that 
he  went  prisoner  from  Nyffe  to  Ecco, 
distant  thirty  days'  journey,  and  that 
at  Ecco,  the  river  is  called  Quorra. 
Scarcely  any  thing  can  be  more  ac- 
curate than  this  account  of  the  course 
and  navigation  of  the  Niger  from 
Yaoorie  to  Ecco,  in  which  we  at  once, 
and  readily,  discover  the  town  na- 
med Egga,  on  the  banks  of  the  river, 
above  the  junction  of  the  Tschaddi 
with  the  Niger,  as  mentioned  and 
named  by  Lander.  Clapperton,  in 
his  first  journey,  gives  various  ac- 
counts which  he  had  received  from 
travellers,  that  the  Niger  flowed  south 
from  Nyffe  to  the  Salt  Sea— (see  Ma- 
gazine, June,  1826,  p.  697)— and  Du- 
puis'  accounts,  derived  from  most 
intelligent  Moslem  travellers,  were 
such,  as  that  scarcely  even  prejudice 
itself  could  doubt  or  dispute  them. 
"  Whence,"  said  Dupuis,  to  his  in- 
formants, "  are  the  great  rivers  talk- 
ed of  in  the  Gharb,  (Ismaelia,)  and 
which  the  Arabs  say  run  to  Wanga- 


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ra  ?"  The  reply  was — "  The  rivers 
of  Wangara  are  numerous." — "They 
are  such  as  we  have  already  descri- 
bed as  running  into  the  Great  Salt 
Sea  at  Benin,  and  from  whence  you 
came,  Cape  Coast."  The  navigation 
bet  ween  Benin  (and  all  those  streams 
which  intersect  the  Warree  coast) 
and  the  Koara  and  Gulby  rivers,  is 
not,  as  my  informants  say,  to  be 
doubted ;  and  it  is  possible  to  per- 
form the  voyage  from  Benin  to  Tim- 
buctoo  and  Sego,  WITHOUT  SETTING 
FOOT  ON  SHORE,  although  it  is  not 
usual  to  navigate  against  the  streams 
of  these  great  rivers,  the  Koara?  the 
Shady,  the  Joliba,  &c.,  particularly 
during  the  rainy  season,  when  the 
rivers  are  full;  for,  although  they 
know  of  no  RAPIDS  or  CATARACTS  be- 
low Wauwa,  yet  the  natural  velo- 
city of  the  streams  is  so  great  as 
to  impede  the  canoes  in  a  northern 
progress,  although  impelled  forward 
by  the  strength  of  fifty  men,  or  more. 
Two  of  my  informants  declared  that 
"  they  had  performed  the  voyage  from 
NORTH  to  SOUTH,  under  the  protec- 
tion of  the  Sultan  of  Yaoorie,  as  far 
as  the  gates  of  Benin." — "  The  great 
river  of  Benin,"  said  they,  "  runs  to 
the  south  through  Wauwa,  Raima, 
Ageassey  and  Benin."  "All  the  rivers," 
said  the  Moslems,  "  are  great  seas, 
but  the  Koara  is  the  greatest  in  the 
universe."  The  Moslem  travellers 
also  stated  to  both  Dupuis  and  Bow- 
ditch,  at  Coomassie,  the  capital  of 
Ashantee,  that  Wangara  meant  all 
that  portion  of  Africa  from  the  Great 
Desert  south  to  Benin,  and  extend- 
ing from  Ganem,  'on  the  west,  to 
Benin,  on  the  east— that  this  portion 
of  Africa  was  Wangara,  and  that  they 
neither  knew  nor  heard  of  any  other 
place  or  country  called  Wangara,  in 
Northern  Africa. 

These  are  a  few  of  the  "  facts" 
brought  forward  regarding  the  course 
and  the  termination  of  the  "Niger.  I 
might  multiply  them,  but  consider 
it  unnecessary.  I  shall  next,  for 
a  moment,  turn  to  the  opinions  addu- 
ced in  the  same  publication ;  and,  in 
proof  of  the  same  objects,  at  page 
137,  it  is  distinctly  pointed  out  that 
the  Congo  could  not  be,  as  the  Quar- 
terly Review  had  once  maintained 
that  it  was,  the  Niger,  because  the 
Congo  only  began  to  rise  into  flood 
at  200  miles  from  its  mouth,  on  the 

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7th  of  September,  whereas  the, Niger 
is,  in  the  highest  flood  in  the  Delta 
of  Benin,  in  August,  only  about  500 
miles  to  the  north  of  the  parallel 
where  Tuckey  first  perceived  the 
Congo  began  to  swell.  For  the  same 
reason,  I  pointed  out  that  the  Nile  of 
Egypt  and  the  Niger  could  not  be, 
as  the  Reviewer  had  maintained,  the 
same  river,  because  the  flood  in  the 
Nile,  in  Egypt,  was  nearly  over,  at 
the  period  when  the  Niger  is  in  the 
highest  flood,  from  Nyffe  down- 
wards ;  and  for  a  similar  reason  it  was 
stated,  that  the  rivers  which  enter- 
ed the  sea  in  the  Delta  of  Benin, 
being  in  high  flood  in  August,  must 
descend  from  countries  consider- 
ably to  the  northward,  where  the 
rains  were  greatest  in  July  and  Au- 
gust; whereas  the  rains  in  the  Del- 
ta begin  in  May,  and  are  greatest  in 
June  and  July. 

In  short,  and  on  these  subjects, 
I  stated  under  the  head,  "  GENERAL 
OBSERVATIONS,"  page  2  : — "  The  Ni- 
ger, and  his  tributary  streams,  pur- 
sue their  course  through  central 
Africa.  From  the  west  and  from  the 
east  they  converge  to  one  point. 
After  uniting  in  one  channel,  the 
mighty  current  divides  itself  into 
several  streams,  which  enter  the  At- 
lantic Ocean  by  navigable  estuaries 
in  the  Bights  of  Benin  and  Biafra. 
Allowing  we  had  no  positive  infor- 
mation of  the  course  and  magnitude 
of  the  Niger  lower  down  than  Bam- 
makoo,  Sego,  and  Lake  Dibbie,  still 
the  fact  of  there  being  a  river  con- 
tinuing its  course  eastward  from  the 
latter  place,  is  sufficient  to  induce 
us  to  look  for  its  exit  on  the  sea- 
coast.  We  are  quite  certain  it  does 
not  enter  the  sea  to  the  north;  and 
we  may  say  we  are  equally  sure  that 
it  does  not  finish  its  course  in  any 
sea  to  the  east.  To  the  south,  there- 
fore, we  must  turn  our  enquiries. 
In  no  part  of  Western  or  Southern 
Africa  are  there  stronger  grounds  to 
look  for  this  estuary,  than  in  the 
coast  below  Benin.  There  the  soil 
is  all  alluvial.  Through  a  great 
distance  into  the  interior,  stones 
larger  than  a  man's  fist  are  unknown. 
The  country  is  flat  and  inundated 
during-  the  swell  of  the  rivers  from 
tlie  tropical  rains.  The  land  is 
daily  gaining  on  the  sea,  from  the 
quantity  of  alluvial  matter  brought 
O 


210  Geography  of  Africa 

down  from  the  interior.  The  whole 
country  and  coast,  for  a  great  extent, 
is  intersected  with  arms  and  outlets 
of  rivers  communicating  with  each 
other  inland.  The  bottom  of  the  sea, 
along  a  great  extent  of  coast,  is  all 
soft  mud.  From  the  Rio  Lagos  to 
the  Rio  Elrei  Rivers,  no  fewer  than 
twenty  streams  enter  the  ocean, 
several  of  them  of  surprising  magni- 
tude, and  navigable  for  ships.  Large 
floating  islands  are  borne  down  by 
their  waves,  and  carried  into  the 
ocean."  "  In  the  Bights  of  Benin 
and  Biafra,  therefore,  is  the  great 
outlet  of  the  Niger,  bearing  along  in 
his  majestic  stream  all  the  waters  of 
central  Africa,  from  10  deg.  west 
long,  to  28  deg.  east  long.,  and  from 
the  tropic  of  Cancer  to  the  shores  of 
Benin,"  &c. 

The  great  geographical  ignorance 
which  the  writer  in  the  Quarterly  Re- 
vie  w  has  shewn  regarding  the  interior 
of  Northern  Africa,  renders  it  very 
unbecoming  on  his  part  to  attempt, 
by  his  ipse  dixit  alone,  to  beat  down 
all  the  authorities  of  antiquity  upon 
that  subject.  Herodotus  is  dismissed 
in  a  moment  as  no  authority.  The  ac- 
count given  by  that  celebrated  his- 
torian is,  that  five  young  men  of  the 
tribe  of  the  Nassamones,  a  people 
who  resided  south-east  of  the  great 
Syrtes,  south  of  Gyrene,  and  about 
the  latitude  of  29  deg.  north,  set  out 
"  to  explore  the  deserts  of  Africa, 
and  to  endeavour  at  extending  their 
discoveries  beyond  all  preceding  ad- 
venturers. The  remoter  parts  of  Ly- 
bia  beyond  the  sea-coast,  and  the 
people  who  inhabit  its  borders,  are 
infested  by  various  beasts  of  prey ; 
the  country  yet  more  distant  is  a 

PARCHED  AND  IMMEASURABLE  DE- 
SERT.* The  young  men  left  their 
companions  well  provided  with  water 
and  with  food,  and  first  proceeded 
through  the  region  which  was  inha- 


—  Quarterly  Review* 


[Feb. 


bited.  They  next  came  to  that  which 
was  infested  by  wild  beasts,  leaving 
which,  they  directed  their  course 
westward  (pros  zephuron  anemon 
— towards  the  southwest  wind) 
through  the  desert.  After  a  journey 
of  many  days  over  a  barren  and 
sandy  soil,  they  at  length  discerned 
some  trees  growing  in  a  plain.  These 
they  approached,  and  seeing  fruit 
upon  them,  they  gathered  it.  Whilst 
they  were  thus  employed,  some  men 
of  dwarfish  stature  came  where  they 
were,  seized  their  persons,  and  car- 
ried them  away.  They  were  mu- 
tually ignorant  of  each  other's  lan- 
guage, but  the  Nassamoriians  were 
conducted  over  many  marshy  grounds 
to  a  city,  in  which  all  the  inhabitants 
were  of  the  same  diminutive  appear- 
ance, and  of  a  black  colour.  This  city 
was  washed  by  a  great  river,  which 
flowed  from  (rein  de  apo  hesperes 
auton)  west  to  east  (to  the  rising 
sun),  and  abounded  in  crocodiles." 
The  Nassamonians  afterwards  re- 
turned to  their  own  country,  and 
told  the  dangers  they  had  under- 
gone, and  the  wonders  they  had  seen. 
This  is  the  simple  statement  given 
by  Herodotus,  and  if  the  account  had 
come  to  him  through  fifty  different 
hands,  instead  of  three  hands,  it  does 
not  lessen  the  general  accuracy  of 
the  account,  that  these  men  had  cross- 
ed the  Great  Zahara,  and  reached  the 
banks  of  the  Niger.  They  certainly 
first  travelled  south  through  the  in- 
habited country,  and  next  through 
that  inhabited  by  wild  beasts,  from 
whence,  probably  to  the  south  of 
Mourzouk,  they  bent  their  course 
westward,  not  "  directly  west,"  as  the 
Reviewer  states,  through  the  desert, 
which  if  they  had  not  crossed  in  a 
southwesterly  direction,  they  never 
could  have  reached  either  a  cultiva- 
ted country,  or  any  river  great  or 
small.  If  their  course  was  directed 


*  In  another  part,  Herodotus,  (Melpomene,  sec.  185,)  after  describing  Mount 
Atlas,  and  its  immediate  vicinity  to  the  southward,  says,  "  beyond  this  sandy  desert, 
southward  to  the  interior  parts  of  Lybia,  there  is  a  vast  and  Jtomd  space  without  water, 
wood,  or  beasts,  and  totally  destitute  of  moisture  !"  Yet  the  Reviewer  has  had  the  har- 
dihood to  assert,  that  "  of  the  Great  Deserter  Zahara,  in  point  of  fact,  Herodotus 
knew  nothing,  and,  therefore,  says  nothing!"  It  is  necessary  to  remark,  that  with 
Herodotus,  Lybia  and  Africa  are  synonymous  terms,  and  he  frequently  uses  the  for- 
mer for  the  latter.  It  is  clear,  then,  that  he  particularly  mentions  the  Great  Desert, 
which  he  describes  as  "  a  vast  and  horrid  space,"  "  immeasurable,"  and  "  totally  des- 
titute of  moisture — without  water,  wood,  or  beasts!"  Moreover,  at  the  time  to 
which  Herodotus  alludes,  there  were  no  Ethiopians,  cr  Btecks,  to  the  North  of  the 
Great  African  Desert. 


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south-westerly  from  the  southward 
of  Mourzouk,  they  would  come  to 
the  cultivated  land  to  the  north  of 
Timbuctoo,  or,  perhaps,  still  further 
to  the  vyest,  and  from  whence  they 
were  captured  and  carried  to  the  city 
on  the  river  mentioned.  Herodotus 
clearly  points  out  his  knowledge  of 
the  Zahara,  when  he  mentions  "  a 
parched  and  immeasurable  desert" 
and  which  "  immeasurable  desert" 
was  certainly  the  space  which  the 
adventurous  travellers  intended  to 
explore,  from  their  taking  plenty  of 
water  and  food  with  them;  while 
any  one  has  but  to  take  up  a  map  of 
Africa  to  see,  that  no  man  travelling 
due  west  from  the  country  of  the 
Nassamones,  situated  a  little  to  the 
north  of  30  cleg,  of  north  latitude,  as 
the  Reviewer  says  the  travellers  al- 
luded to  went,  could  have  "a  parch- 
ed and  immeasurable  desert"  to  cross, 
or  come  to  a  "  city  washed  by  a  great 
river,  which  flowed  from  west  to  east, 
and  abounded  in  crocodiles."  No 
river  that  flows  on  the  south  side  of 
Mount  Atlas  can  deserve  the  appel- 
lation of  *'  great;"  because  their 
courses  are  very  short,  and  their 
courses  are,  moreover,  from  north- 
west to  southeast  until  they  are  lost 
in  the  desert.  It  is  impossible  that 
the  Ghir  or  Adjidi  streams,  mention- 
ed by  the  Reviewer,  can  be  the  river 
mentioned  by  Herodotus;  for  who 
ever  heard  of  crocodiles  being  in 
either  of  them,  or  in  any  stream  that 
flowed  on  the  south  side  of  Mount 
Atlas,  or  in  any  stream  that  has  not  a 
communication  with  the  ocean?  while 
every  one  acquainted  with  African 
geography  knows  that  crocodiles  or 
alligators  are  numerous  in  the  Niger. 
Also,  that  while  there  are  marshy 
lands  to  the  north  of  that  river,  there 
are  none  on  the  banks  of  the  Ghir 
and  the  Adjidi. 

Still  more  unfounded  is  the  Review- 
er's assertion  and  assumption,  that  the 
Ghir  and  the  Adjidi  of  Mount  Atlas, 
are  the  Gir  and  the  Niger  of  Ptole- 
my.* However  little  acquainted  Ptole- 
my might  be  with  the  extent  of  the 
Great  Desert,  still  his  knowledge  of 
the  countries  and  rivers  to  the  south  of 
it  seems  to  have  been  obtained  from 
good  authority.  The  Gir  he  dis- 
tinctly points  out  as  rising  in  9  deg. 
north  latitude,  and  to  the  westward 
of  the  great  western  branch  of  the 
Nile,  and  flowing  northwest,  and  af- 


terwards westward.  In  this  portion 
of  Africa,  we  not  only  find,  from  mo- 
dern information,  a  river  rising  and 
running  in  the  place  and  in  the  di- 
rection mentioned  by  Ptolemy,  but 
we  have  the  very  name  given  upon 
the  best  authority.  The  river  alluded 
to,  is  the  Misselad  of  Brown,  and  Om 
Teymam  of  Burckhardt;  and  which, 
as  the  latter  gentleman  informs  us, 
is  also  called  by  the  natives  of  the 
country  Dyyr,  and  which  long-lost 
name  is  to  this  day  pronounced  Gir 
in  Egypt,  the  country  wherein  Ptole- 
my wrote.  In  attempting  to  expose 
the  ignorance  of  the  ancients,  there- 
fore, the  Reviewer  only  exposes  his 
own.  Moreover,  there  is  a  remark- 
able fact  which  shews  Ptolemy's 
knowledge  of  the  interior  of  northern 
Africa,  where  he  mentions  the  people 
called  Leucce  Ethiopeans,  or  White 
Ethiopians,  and  in  these  parts  we  at 
this  day  find  the  country  of  Goober, 
£c.,  the  natives  of  which  are  almost 
white  ! 

But  quitting  these  subjects,  the 
writer  in  the  Quarterly  Review- 
knows  very  well  that  the  map  of 
Northern  Africa,  constructed  by  me, 
and  the  researches  made  to  shew  the 
course  and  the  termination  of  the  Ni- 
ger in  the  Atlantic,  was  not  made,  nor 
undertaken  for  the  purpose  of  seeking 
applause,  or  medals,  or  rewards  from 
Government,  or  from  any  other  quar- 
ter, but  made  to  establish  clearly  an 
important  geographical  fact,  in  order, 
by  that  fact,  to  induce  the  Govern- 
ment to  form  and  to  support  an  esta- 
blishment on  Fernando  Po;  from 
thence  to  open  up  a  trade  with  the 
adjacent  coasts,  and  up  the  rivers 
into  the  interior  of  Africa,  by  which 
means  the  country  would  have  been 
civilized,  and  the  slave  trade  termi- 
nated, and  also  a,  great  and  benefi- 
cial trade  opened  up  to  and  acquired 
by  my  country.  I  carried  the  offer 
of  a  commercial  company  to  Govern- 
ment to  undertake  this.  The  Pre- 
sident of  the  Royal  Society,  Lord 
Gdderich,  will,  I  dare  say,  remember 
the  fact  of  the  application  having 
been  officially  made  to  the  Board  of 
Trade,  in  June  and  July  1820,  when 
he  was  the  President  of  that  Board. 
This  application  was  also  made, 
and  the  map  exhibited,  to  Earl  Ba- 
thurst,the  Secretary  for  the  Colonies, 
to  Mr  Canning,  President  of  the 
Board  of  Control,  and  to  Lord  Mel" 


Geography  of  Africa — Quarterly  Review. 


212 

ville,  First  Lord  of  the  Admiralty, 
and  also  to  Mr  Barrow. 

The  large  map  alluded  to  was  ac- 
companied by  a  memorial  of  con- 
siderable length,  detailing  the  par- 
ticulars of  the  extensive  trade  which 
might  be  opened  up  and  carried  on 
by  means  of  the  Niger,  and  a  settle- 
ment upon  Fernando  Po,  and  which, 
though  more  particularly  intended 
for  the  Board  of  Trade,  was  shewn 
to  other  departments  of  Government. 
A  short  abstract  of  the  whole,  in  a 
printed  shape,  was  given  to  the  heads 
of  the  different  Government  Offices. 
I  subjoin  the  principal  paragraphs 
of  the  letter. 

"  To  HIS  MAJESTY'S  MINISTERS. 

"  The  interior  of  Northern  Africa,  if  co- 
lonized, affords  a  noble  and  most  extensive 
field  for  agriculture  and  commerce.  The 
Niger  and  its  tributary  streams  traverse  the 
central  parts  of  this  division  of  Africa,  and 
afterwards  enter  the  ocean  by  several  navi- 
gable estuaries  in  the  Bights  of  Benin  and 
Biafra.  Two  of  these  are  each  eleven  miles 
broad.  The  extent  of  country  traversed  by 
these  rivers  is  38  deg.  longitude  from  east  to 
west,  and  through  the  greatest  part  of  this 
space,  1 7  deg.  latitude  from  north  to  south. 
It  is  probable  that  these  streams  are  naviga- 
ble for  large  vessels  for  a  considerable  part 
of  their  course,  and  it  is  certain  that  they 
can  be  navigated  by  vessels'of  small  tonnage, 
to  their  remote  sources.  The  course  of  the 
Niger  is  about  2600  British  miles  in  length. 
The  countries  along  these  mighty  rivers  are 
all  populous,  fertile,  in  many  places  well  cul- 
tivated, and  in  every  part  capable  of  being  so. 
The  precious  metals  abound.  The  part  of 
Africa  mentioned,  contains  perhaps  fifty 
millions  of  people,  many  of  whom  are  well 
acquainted  with  trade. 

"  The  value  of  the  trade  at  present  carried 
on  with  this  interior  part  of  Africa,  amounts 
to  fully  three  millions  annually,  in  imports 
and  exports.  Two-thirds  of  this  consists  in 
the  trade  carried  on  across  the  Great  Desert 
with  Nubia,  Egypt,  the  Barbary  States,  and 
Morocco  :  and  the  remainder  with  Europe- 
ans who  frequent  the  Bights  of  Biafra  and 
Benin.  By  commanding  the  Niger,  the 
whole  would  immediately  fall  into  our  hands, 
and  be  rendered  permanently  and  exclusively 
our  own.  An  insular  station  at  the  mouth 
of  the  Niger,  and  another  in  the  interior, 
either  where  the  last  branch  unites,  or  where 
the  river  begins  to  throw  off  branches,  as 
may  be  found  most  convenient  or  most 
healthy,  would  enable  us,  at 'a  trifling  ex- 
pense, to  command  and  control  the  whole. 
By  the  Niger  alone  an,  outlet  or  an  inlet 


[Feb. 


can  be  obtained.  On  the  north  and  on  the 
east,  frightful  deserts  form  impregnable  bul- 
warks. On  the  west,  southwest,  south- 
east, and  the  south,  (the  banks  of  the  Niger 
excepted,)  prodigious  mountains  present  in- 
superable barriers.  Once  settled  in  the  in- 
terior, no  power  from  without  could  serious- 
ly alarm  or  disturb  us.  The  barrier  placed 
on  the  Niger  we  could  shut  and  open  at  our 
pleasure. 

"  By  such  an  establishment  in  the  heart 
of  Africa,  we  would  cut  up  the  Slave  Trade 
by  the  roots ;  for  it  is  from  the  interior  that 
the  external  trade  receives  its  chief  supplies. 
By  doing  this,  we  would  destroy  or  check 
the  cultivation  of  the  colonies  of  Foreign 
Powers,  thereby  enhancing  the  value  of  our 
own,  at  present  threatened  with  ruin  by  the 
continuation  of  this  abominable  trade.  In 
a  short  time  we  should  be  able  to  supply, 
from  Africa,  our  West  India  colonies  with 
dry  provisions,  better  suited  for  the  health 
of  the  Negroes  in  those  colonies  than  the 
supplies  from  the  United  States,  which  cost 
us  annually  half  a  million.  We  would  be 
able  to  open  up  a  trade  beneficial  to  the 
Cape  of  Good  Hope,  by  taking  the  wines 
and  spare  grain  in  exchange  for  tropical 
productions.  We  could  supply  our  manu- 
factures with  cotton  of  the  finest  quality ; 
thereby  rendering  Great  Britain  independ- 
ent of  rival,  powers,  and  keep  amongst  our 
own  subjects  those  immense  sums  which  we 
annually  give  unto  other  nations,  thereby  in- 
creasing their  prosperity,  depressing  the 
value  of  our  own  colonies,  and  encouraging 
those  rivals  to  continue  the  Slave  Trade,  by 
which  they  are  such  gainers.  By  such  an 
establishment,  we  Avill  also  gain  the  trade  on 
all  the  southern  shores  of  the  Mediterranean, 
and  a  vast  outlet  for  all  our  cotton  manufac- 
tures ;  for  every  article,  in  short,  that  our 
skill  and  industry  produce,  and  which  na- 
tions advancing  from  a  state  of  barbarism  to 
a  state  of  civilisation  can  want. 

"  The  Island  of  Fernando  Po,  only  forty 
miles  from  the  mouth  of  New  Calabar  river, 
is  the  insular  station  which  nature  has 
pointed  out  for  the  purpose  mentioned.  In 
our  hands  it  would  be  an  impi'egnable  bul- 
wark. Other  nations  are  anxiously  turning 
their  attention  to  form  establishments  in 
Africa.  They  must  soon  learn  the  course  of 
the  Niger,  and  the  advantages  which  the 
command  of  it  will  give  ;  and,  if  we  hesitate, 
the  glory  and  advantages  will  be  wrested 
from  our  hands. 

"  The  authorities  and  plans  are  detailed 
more  at  length,   in  a  map  and   memorials 
which  accompany  this,"  &c. 
«  Glasgow,  13l/i  June,  1820." 

Among  others,  as  I  have  mention- 
ed, this  memorial  was  sent  to  Mr 


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213 


Barrow,  and  from  that  gentleman  I 
received  the  following  note  : — 

"  Mr  Barrow  presents  his  compliments 
to  Mr  M'Queen,  and  returns  his  Memorial, 
with  many  thanks  for  the  perusal  of  it. 

**  There  cannot  be  two  opinions  with  re- 
gard to  the  policy  of  extending  our  inter- 
course with  the  nations  of  Africa,  both  on 
the  eastern  and  western  coasts,  and  of  using 
all  our  endeavours  to  free  the  unhappy  na- 
tives from  the  thraldom  of  the  inhuman 
Moors  and  Arabs ;  but,  at  the  same  time, 
he  cannot  but  be  aware  of  the  difficulties 
which  will  occur  in  the  outset,  at  home,  and 
also  on  the  part  of  our  dear  ally,  the  Portu- 
guese ;  for  he  is  satisfied,  that  before  we  at- 
tempt to  rush  into  unknown  countries,  and 
encounter  probable  disasters,  it  would  be 
most  wise  to  fix  ourselves  on  some  insular 
situation  where  we  should  be  invulnerable. 
On  the  eastern  side,  Quiloa  would  be  the 
eligible  spot ;  and  on  the  western,  the  Island 
of  Fernando  Po,  which  commands  the  em- 
bouchures of  all  those  great  waters  which 
Mr  M'Queen  supposes  to  open  a  communi- 
cation with  the  interior  and  central  parts  of 
Africa. 

"  Admiralty,  ISth  July,  1820." 

Perfect  accuracy  was  never  pre- 
tended to  in  the  delineation  of  the 
course  of  the  Niger,  and  other  rivers 
in  Northern  Central  Africa.  On  the 
contrary,  it  is  stated  in  the  volume 
published  in  1821,  Preface,  p.  7, 
thus — "  Perfect  accuracy  on  these 
subjects  is  at  present  unattainable, 
nor  is  it  here  pretended  to."  I  had 
no  mode  of  determining  the  positions 
of  these,but  by  the  bearings  and  day's 
journey  mentioned  and  given  by  tra- 
vellers; and  these  again  often  con- 
fused by  Europeans  in  the  narratives 
given  from  one  to  another.  These 
days'  journeys  I  estimated  at  ten  geo- 
graphical miles,  made  good  in  the 
general  bearing  for  all  the  countries 
south  of  the  I^iger,  and  at  13  miles 
made  good  in  the  cultivated  coun- 
tries to  the  north  of  that  river ;  but 
my  opinion  was,  that  these  distances 
were  too  great ;  and  if  they  had  been, 
as  they  ought  to  have  been,  shortened 
a  little,  the  positions  of  Boussa,  Ya- 
oorie,  and  other  conspicuous  places, 
fixed  upon  as  points  to  regulate  the 
whole,  would  have  been  found  very 
nearly  where  Lander's  and  Clapper- 
ton's  researches  have  found  them ; 
yet  with  such  difficult  materials  to 
guide  me,  a  look  at  the  respective 
maps  will  shew  how  immaterial, 


compared  to  the  general  question 
and  the  result,  the  difference  and 
the  error  really  is.  According  to 
Lander,  the  Tschaddi  enters  the  Niger 
from  the  east,  in  about  eight  and  a 
half  deg.  N.  latitude.  I  have  laid 
down  the  junction  of  a  great  riveri 
which  I  call  Balir  Kulla,  which  de- 
scends from  the  hills,near  the  sources 
of  the  Bahr  el  Abiad,  by  Mount 
Thala,  almost  as  near  as  may  be  in 
the  very  same  parallel;  and  the  se- 
paration of  the  Niger  into  branches, 
I  supposed  took  place  in  about  seven 
deg.  N.  lat.,  which  Lander,  it  ap- 
pears, has  actually  found  to  be  the 
case. 

The  "  poverty  of  facts,"  therefore", 
is  thrown  back  in  the  teeth  of  the 
Reviewer,  and  with  what  force  and 
success,  a  discerning  public  is  left  to 
judge.  Sir  Rufane  Donkin's  theory, 
which  the  Reviewer  so  loudly  and 
so  justly  condemned,  was  put  for- 
ward too  late,  because  its  absurdity 
was  made  manifest  by  the  modern 
discoveries  of  Denham  and  Clapper- 
ton  ;  but  had  it  been  put  forth  before 
their  discoveries,  it  would  really 
have  been  sanity,  compared  to  the 
theory  so  long  maintained  in  the 
Quarterly  Review,  that  the  Niger 
ran  to  the  Bahr  el  Abiad,  the  parent 
stream  of  the  Nile  of  Egypt. 

The  system  which  has  been  pur- 
sued by  this  country,  during  the  last 
thirty  or  forty  years,  in  every  thing 
that  was  connected  with  a  knowledge 
of  Africa,  its  people,  or  its  geogra- 
phical features,  has  been  alike  con- 
temptible and  reprehensible,  and 
such  as  is  a  disgrace  to  it.  A  con- 
temptible and  interested  faction  laid 
claim  to  the  government  of  that  quar- 
ter of  the  world,  dictated  to  the  Bri- 
tish Government  what  it  should  and 
what  it  should  not  do,  shut  up  all 
communication  concerning  Africa, 
except  such  as  its  lying  vehicles 
pleased  to  give,  and  led  the  people 
of  this  country  to  believe  that  the 
barbarism,  brutality,  superstition, 
and  degradation  of  four  thousand 
years'  standing,  had  wholly  vanished 
from  Africa,  under  their  superintend- 
ence. That  delusion  is  past,  and  an 
astonished  and  indignant  country 
finds,  that  after  mis-spending  about 
FIFTEEN  MILLIONS  of  money,  Africa 
is  left  more  wretched  than  ever. 
So  much  for  the  would-be  instruct- 
ors of  Africa.  Another  party,  re- 


Geography  of  Africa— Quarterly  Review. 


214 

siding  with  the  Government, and  with 
the  ear  of  the  Government,  took 
African  geography  under  its  su- 
preme direction,  and  the  conse- 
quence was,  that  her  vast  moun- 
tains, and  cultivated  plains,  were 
turned  into  morasses,  lakes,  or  sandy 
deserts,  at  pleasure ;  and  her  mighty 
rivers,  compared  to  which  European 
streams  are  rivulets,  were  made  to 
stand  still,  to  sink  in  sands,  or  disap- 
pear in  fictitious  lakes,  to  run  dwind- 
ling through  sandy  deserts,  or  to  leap 
over  mighty  mountains, — to  run  every 
way  but  the  way  they  really  ran,  ac- 
cording as  these  geographical  dicta- 
tors thought  proper ;  while  every  in- 
formation which  made  for  a  more  ra- 
tional system,  if  contrary  to  their 
views,  was  garbled,  mutilated,  or 
wholly  suppressed,  though  obtained 
at  the  expense  of  the  public  money 
of  the  country,  and  the  lives  of  se- 
veral of  her  gallant  sons.  Yet  the 
nation  submitted  to  such  quackery 
and  imbecility,  until  it  had  become 
the  laughing-stock  of  Europe. 

In  the  year  1820,  and  immediately 
after  the  information  which  I  have 
alluded  to  was  laid  before  his  Majes- 
ty's Government,  MR  DUPUIS,  who 
had  been  British  Consul  at  Coomas- 
sie,  the  capital  of  Ashantee,  arrived  in 
London,  with  the  information  which 
he  had  obtained  in  the  capital  men- 
tioned, from  intelligent  Moor  and 
Arab  travellers,  that  the  Niger  enter- 
ed the  sea  in  the  Delta  of  Benin.  This 
information  I  received,  when  in  Lon- 
don, from  a  gentleman  who  obtained 
it  from  Dupuis,  who  considered  the 
matter  of  such  importance  as  to  leave 
his  post  without  permission  having 
previously  been  obtained,  in  order  to 
communicate  it.  Yet  this  important 
information  was  withheld  in  his 
book,  or  given  in  such  a  way  as  to 
leave  the  point  as  uncertain  and  con- 
fused as  before.  Clapperton,  in  his 
first  journey  to  Saccatoo,  I  know, 
obtained  the  most  positive  informa- 
tion, that  the  Niger  ran  south  from 
Boussa  into  the  Atlantic,  below  Be- 
nin. He  stated  this  most  positively 
when  he  arrived  in  London ;  yet,  I 
may  say,  not  one  syllable  of  a  deci- 
ded character  appeared  in  the  pon- 
derous volume  subsequently  publish- 
ed. This  information  reached  the 
ears  of  a  gentleman,  a  particular 
friend  of  Major  Laing' s,  who  had 
shortly  before  left  England  to  under- 


[Feb. 


take  the  journey  in  which  he  lost  his 
life.  Clapperton  was  requested  to 
give  a  short  sketch  of  the  important 
information  which  he  had  received, 
that  it  might  be  transmitted  to  Ma- 
jor Laing,  in  order  to  direct  his  steps 
at  once  to  the  right  point.  This  Clap- 
perton refused.  The  gentleman  in 
question  went  directly  to  the  Colo- 
nial Office,  laid  the  matter  before  the 
Under  Secretary  of  State,  and  urged 
upon  him  the  propriety  of  Major 
Laing  being  put  in  possession  of  the 
information  obtained  on  this  import- 
ant subject.  The  Under  Secretary 
saw  the  matter  in  a  proper  light. 
He  instantly  sent  orders  to  detain 
the  Mediterranean  packet,  then  about 
to  sail,  commanded  ClaDperton  short- 
ly to  give  the  information  required, 
got  it,  put  it  into  the  gentleman's 
hands  already  mentioned,  who  for- 
warded it  to  Malta,  and  it  reached 
Major  Laing  the  day  before  he  set 
out  from  Tripoli  for  the  interior  of 
Africa ! 

Before  undertaking  his  second 
journey,  Clapperton,  I  positively 
know,  constructed  a  map  in  London, 
representing  the  course  and  termina- 
tion of  the  Niger,  exactly  as  laid 
down  by  me  in  1820;  and  a  gentle- 
man in  the  Navy  told  me,  that  he  was 
shewn  this  map  by  Clapperton  at 
Sierra  Leone,  at  which  place  he 
touched  in  his  voyage  out  to  the  Bight 
of  Benin. 

In  his  second  journey,  Clapperton 
obtained,  at  Katungah,  and  other 
places,  still  more  accurate  informa- 
tion, that  the  Niger  flowed  from 
Nyffe,  through  Benin,  into  the  Atlan- 
tic Ocean.  He  wrote  his  friends  in 
this  country,  in  the  most  pointed 
manner,  to  this  effect.  Yet  the  im- 
portant and  decisive  information  was 
again  either  suppressed  in  his  book, 
or  such  parts  of  it  given  as  left  the 
question  still  in  doubt;  and  that  the 
information  which  he  had  received 
was  withheld,  we  have  only  to  con- 
sult the  volume  containing  the  ac- 
count of  his  and  Lander's  journey, 
and  the  two  volumes  published  by 
Lander  himself.  It  is  painful  to  dwell 
upon  such  proceedings  as  these, 
which  were  adopted  only  that  the 
Niger  of  Ptolemy  and  the  Joliba  of 
Park  should  be  joined  to  the  Nile  of 
Egypt,  in  the  face  of  all  probability, 
and  in  the  face  of  various  authorities 
worthy  of  credit  to  the  contrary.  . 


1832.]  Geography  of  Africa 

The  errors  which  have  been  com- 
mitted in,  and  the  blunders  which 
have    crept   into,  the   narratives  of 
Clapperton's  and  Lander's  earliest 
travels,  are,  by  the  article  in  the  last 
Review,  rendered  as  conspicuous  as 
they  are  remarkable.     In  the  narra- 
tive of  Clapperton's  second  journey, 
we  are  informed  that  Boussa  is  si- 
tuated on  an  island ;  that  the  Quorra 
there   runs   in  three  streams,— the 
Menai,  a  narrow  sluggish   stream, 
and  two    others  with    very  rocky 
channels  and  rapid  currents.     The 
narrative    states   this   in    the  most 
pointed  manner  as  being  what  Clap- 
perton  saw  and  wrote.  Lander  now 
tells  us  that  the  Menai  is  a  distinct 
river;  that  the  Quorra  at  Boussa  runs 
in  one  channel,  which  is  only  about 
a  stonethrow  across,  though  imme- 
diately above  that  city, — not  situated 
on  an  island,  but  on  the  northern 
bank  of  the  river, — it  runs  in  two  chan- 
nels, one  of  which  only  is  one  mile 
broad.  Which  of  the  narratives,  both 
being  given  by  eye-witnesses,  are  we 
to  believe  ?     The  narrative  of  Lan- 
der's discovery  given  in  the  Review 
states,  that  the  river  Coodonia  joins 
the  Quorra  from  the  "  north-west," 
whereas  it  should  be,  and  must  be, 
from  the  north-east!    Lander,  in  his 
first    journey,    says,    that   Fundah 
was  situated  on  the  Quorra,  12  or  13 
days'  journey  "  due  west  from  Dun- 
roora;"  whereas  on  the  present  map 
it  is  laid  down  on  the  Tshaddi,  about 
forty    miles,    four    days'    journey, 
S.  S.  W.  from  Dunroora.    In  the  ac- 
count read  by  Mr  Barrow  to  the 
Royal  Geographical  Society  on  the 
13th  June  last,  as  published  in  the 
journals  of  the  day,  it  is  stated — 
"  shortly  after  reaching  Fundah,  the 
last  point  laid  down  on  Clapperton's 
map,  they  found  the  river  make  a 
bold  sweep  to  the  east,"  &c. ;  where- 
as the  Quarterly  Review  states  that 
Fundah  is  far  distant  eastward  from 
the  point  on  the  Quorra  where  Fun- 
dah is  placed  on  Clapperton's  map, 
and    on   the  river   Tshaddi,  three 
days'  journey  above  the  junction  of 
that  river  with  the   Quorra.     The 
space  allowed  also  for  the  distances 
made  good  on  general  bearings  in 
the  journey  down  the  river  is  cer- 
tainly   too    great,    and    by    which 
error  the   river  is   carried    too  far 
to  the   eastward,   and    consequent- 
ly all  the    more    remarkable    sta- 


—  Quarterly  Review.  215 

tions,  such  as  Kirree,  the  lake  be- 
low it,  Ebboe,  and  the  separation  of 
some  important  branches  taken  to 
regulate  and  to  fix  the  positions  of 
other  places,  are  laid  down  too  distant 
from  the  sea.  Thus  Ebboe,  three 
days'  journey  from  the  mouth  of  the 
river,  is  laid  down  about  110  miles 
from  the  sea,  which  is  at  least  50 
miles  too  much.  The  Bonny  and 
New  Calabar  rivers  are  also  laid 
down  a  great  deal  too  far  to  the 
westward ;  and  the  river  Nun,  down 
which  Lander  descended,  is  repre- 
sented as  entering  the  sea  at  Cape 
Formosa,  whereas  it  is  the  first  con- 
siderable river  to  the  east  of  it. 
These  obvious  errors  disfigure  the 
map  delineating  the  delta  of  the 
river,  and  place  the  points  where  the 
principal  branches  diverge  in  unna- 
tural positions  with  the  well-known 
great  estuaries  of  the  river. 

In  Clapperton's  second  journey, 
we  are  told  that  Yaoori  was  three 
days'  journey  by  land  above  Boussa, 
or  about  thirty  miles.  In  the  narra- 
tive under  review,  we  are  told  that 
Lander  performed  the  journey  by 
water  in  three  days,  against  the 
stream.  Consequently,  the  actual 
distance  cannot  exceed  thirty-five 
miles;  yet  Yaoori  is  laid  down  one 
degree,  or  seventy  miles,  due  north 
from  Boussa.  Yaoori,  we  are  more- 
over told,  is  five  days'  journey  from 
Saccatoo,  which  five  days'  journey 
cannot  exceed  sixty  miles.  Yet  we 
find  Saccatoo  about  140  miles  more 
to  the  north,  and  in  13  deg.  4  min. 
N.  lat.  At  Saccatoo  also,  Clapperton 
was  told  that  Yaoori  was  situated 
five  days'  journey  to  the  S.W.  The 
position,  therefore,  of  one  of  these 
places  is  certainly  wrong,  or  the  dis- 
tance betwixt  them  must  be  much 
greater. 

It  is  very  confidently  stated  by 
African  travellers,  that  the  Niger,  or 
Quorra,  communicates  with  the 
Shary  and  the  Lake  of  Bornou.  Al- 
though no  great  faith  is  put  in  such 
narratives,  yet  such  a  thing  is  not 
improbable ;  and,  if  so,  the  Tshaddi 
may  be  the  channel  of  communica- 
tion, and  the  Shary  a  branch  di- 
verging from  that  great  river.  Should 
this  be  the  case,  the  interior  of  Afri- 
ca will,  by  means  of  the  Niger,  be 
laid  open  to  a  still  greater  extent 
than  is  at  present  supposed.  The 
point  of  separation  will  probably  be 


216  Geography  of  Africa. 

in  about  8  cleg.  30  min.  N.  lat.,  and 
16  deg.  40  min.  E.  long.  The  Shary 
has  been  traced  to  Loggun  in  11 
deg.  7  min.  N.  lat. ;  and  there,  pro- 
bably, its  bed  is  about  1 500  feet  above 
the  level  of  the  sea.  From  the  sup- 
posed point  of  separation,  if  such  se- 
paration actually  exists,  of  the  Shary 
from  the  Tshaddi,  the  distance  to  the 
junction  of  the  latter  river  with  the 
Niger  is,  in  a  direct  course,  about 
630  British  miles,  a  distance  suffi- 
cient to  take  away  any  very  extraor- 
dinary rapidity  from  the  current  of 
the  Tshaddi. 

"  None,"  says  the  Reviewer,  p.  79, 
"  ever  heard  of  such  a  place  as  Bous- 
sa,"  before  the  account  given  by  the 
Mandingo  Priest,  sent  to  enquire 
about  the  fate  of  Mr  Park.  Why, 
Jloossa,  or  Boussa,  was  well  known 
to  every  one  who  had  made  enqui- 
ries about  African  geography,  for 
many  years  before  Park's  journey; 
and  in  the  excellent  maps  of  D'An- 
•ville,  De  Lisle,  &c.,  the  Reviewer, 
if  he  chooses  to  examine  them,  will 
find  both  Yaoory  and  Boussa  laid 
down,  and  with  considerable  accu- 
racy. 

It  is  really  pitiable  to  observe  the 
attempt  which  the  writer  in  the 
Quarterly  Review  makes  to  have  the 


:—  Quarterly  Review. 


[Feb. 


name  Niger  expunged  from  the  map 
of  Africa,  as  an  unmeaning  name 
given  to  a  river  which  never  existed. 
This  will  not  do.  The  Joliba  of 
Park  is,  beyond  all  contradiction,  the 
"  Great  River"  of  Herodotus,  the 
Niger  of  Ptolemy,  the  great  river  of 
Central  Africa  mentioned  by  Ba- 
touta,  seen  by  Leo,  sought  for,  and 
delineated  in  part,  by  D'Anville  and 
De  Lisle,  and  also  the  Quorra,  or 
Koara,  of  modern  Arabs,  and  of 
Clapperton  and  of  Lander.  The 
Nile  theory  is  as  absurd  as  to  dispute 
this  fact;  and  really,  if  the  Royal 
Geographical  Society  will  have  wri- 
ters to  record  their  geographical  la- 
bours, it  would  be  wise  in  them  not 
to  trust  the  promulgation  of  these  to 
hands  that  display  such  partiality,  and 
such  intolerable  arrogance.  It  is  not 
by  conduct  like  this  that  the  society 
will  encourage  geographical  research, 
or  collect  useful  geographical  infor- 
mation; nor  is  it  by  giving  publicity  to 
articles  so  erroneous,  yet  written  in 
such  a  contemptuous,  domineering 
style,  that  the  Quarterly  Review  is 
to  maintain  or  to  spread  its  name 
and  its  fame  for  a  superiority  over 
its  brother  periodicals.  I  am,  &c. 
JAMES  M'QUEEN. 
Glasgow,  December  21th,  1831. 


THE  SWAN  AND  THE  SKYLARK. 


BY  MRS  HEMANS. 

Hail  to  thee,  blithe  spirit ! 

Bird  thou  never  wert, 
That  from  heaven,  or  near  it, 

Pourest  thy  full  heart, 
In  profuse  strains  of  unpremeditated  art. 

SHELLEY. 

MIDST  the  long  reeds  that  o'er  a  Grecian  stream 

Unto  the  faint  wind  sigh'd  melodiously, 

And  where  the  sculpture  of  a  broken  shrine 

Sent  out,  through  shadowy  grass  and  thick  wild  flowers, 

Dim  alabaster  gleams — a  lonely  swan 

Warbled  his  death-chant,  and  a  poet  stood 

Listening  to  that  strange  music,  as  it  shook 

The  lilies  on  the  wave ;  and  made  the  pines, 

And  all  the  laurels  of  the  haunted  shore, 

Thrill  to  its  passion.     Oh  !  the  tones  were  sweet, 

Ev'n  painfully — as  with  the  sweetness  wrung 

From  parting  love  ;  and  to  the  poet's  thought 

This  was  their  language. 

"  Summer,  I  depart ! 

O  light  and  laughing  Summer,  fare  thee  well ! 
No  song  the  less  through  thy  rich  woods  shall  swell, 

For  one,  one  broken  heart ! 


1832.]  The  Swan  and  the  Skylark.  217 

"  And  fare  ye  well,  young  flowers 
Ye  will  not  mourn !  Ye  will  shed  odours  still, 
And  wave  in  glory,  colouring  every  rill 

Known  to  iny  youth's  fresh  hours. 

"  And  ye,  bright  founts,  that  lie 
Far  in  the  whispering  forest,  lone  and  deep, 
My  wing  no  more  shall  stir  your  lovely  sleep- 
Sweet  water,  I  must  die  ! 

"  Will  ye  not  send  one  tone 

Of  sorrow  through  the  shades  ?  one  murmur  low  ? 
Shall  not  the  green  leaves  from  your  voices  know, 

That  I,  your  child,  am  gone  ? 

"  No  !  ever  glad  and  free  ! 
Ye  have  no  sounds  a  tale  of  death  to  tell ; 
Waves,  joyous  waves,  flow  on,  and  fare  ye  well ! 

Ye  will  not  mourn  for  me. 

"  But  thou,  sweet  boon,  too  late 
Pour'd  on  my  parting  breath,  vain  gift  of  song  ! 
Why  comest  thou  thus,  o'ermastering,  rich,  and  strong, 

In  the  dark  hour  of  fate  ? 

"  Only  to  wake  the  sighs 
Of  echo-voices  from  their  sparry  cell ; 
Only  to  say — O  sunshine  and  blue  skies ! 

O  life  and  love,  farewell !" 

Thus  flow'd  the  death-chant  on;  while  mournfully 
Soft  winds  and  waves  made  answer,  and  the  tones 
Buried  in  rocks  along  the  Grecian  stream, 
Rocks  and  dim  caverns  of  old  prophecy, 
Woke  to  respond :  and  all  the  air  was  till'd 
With  that  one  sighing  sound — "  Farewell,  farewell !" 
Fill'd  with  that  sound  ?  high  in  the  calm  blue  heavens 
Ev'n  then  a  skylark  sung ;  soft  summer  clouds 
Were  floating  round  him,  all  transpierced  with  light, 
And  midst  that  pearly  radiance  his  dark  wings 
Quiver'd  with  song ;  such  free  triumphant  song, 
As  if  tears  were  not — as  if  breaking  hearts 
Had  not  a  place  below — as  if  the  tomb 
Were  of  another  world ;  and  thus  that  strain 
Spoke  to  the  poet's  heart  exultingly. 

"  The  Summer  is  come ;  she  hath  said,  '  Rejoice !' 
The  wild  woods  thrill  to  her  merry  voice ; 
Her  sweet  breath  is  wandering  around  on  high ; 
Sing,  sing,  through  the  echoing  sky ! 

"  There  is  joy  in  the  mountains;  the  bright  waves  leap, 
Like  the  bounding  stag  when  he  breaks  from  sleep ; 
Mirthfully,  wildly,  they  flash  along ; 

Let  the  heavens  ring  with  song  ! 

"  There  is  joy  in  the  forest;  the  bird  of  night 
Hath  made  the  leaves  tremble  with  deep  delight ; 
But  mine  is  the  glory  to  sunshine  given  ; 

Sing,  sing,  through  the  laughing  heaven  ! 

"  Mine  are  the  wings  of  the  soaring  morn, 
Mine  the  free  gales  with  the  day-spring  born! 
Only  young  rapture  can  mount  so  high ; 

Sing,  sing,  through  the  echoing^sky !" 


218  The  Swan  and  the  Skylark.  [Feb. 

So  thoso  t\vo  voices  met :  so  Joy  and  Death 
Mingled  their  accents;  and,  amidst  the  rush 
Of  many  thoughts,  the  listening  poet  cried, 
"  Oh !  thou  art  mighty,  thou  art  wonderful, 
Mysterious  Nature!  not  in  thy  free  range 
Of  woods  and  wilds  alone,  thou  blendest  thus 
The  dirge-note  and  the  song  of  festival  I" 


LET  US  DEPART  ! 
BY  MRS  HEMANS. 

Louder  and  louder,  gathering  round,  there  wander'd 
Over  the  oracular  woods  and  divine  sea, 
Prophesyings  which  grew  articulate. — SHELLEY. 

NIGHT  hung  on  Salem's  towers, 

And  a  brooding  hush  profound 
Lay  where  the  Roman  Eagle  shone, 

High  o'er  the  tents  around — 

The  tents  that  rose  by  thousands, 
In  the  moonlight  glimmering  pale  ; 

Like  white  waves  of  a  frozen  sea, 
Filling  an  Alpine  vale. 

And  the  temple's  massy  shadow 

Fell  broad,  and  dark,  and  still ; 
In  peace,  as  if  the  Holy  One 

Yet  watch'd  his  chosen  hill. 

But  a  fearful  sound  was  heard 

In  that  old  fane's  deepest  heart, 
As  if  mighty  wings  rush'd  by, 

And  a  dread  voice  raised  the  cry, 
"Let  us  depart!" 

Within  the  fated  city 

Ev'n  then  fierce  discord  raved, 
Though  through  night's  heaven  the  comet-sword 

Its  vengeful  token  waved. 

There  were  shouts  of  kindred  warfare 
Through  the  dark  streets  ringing  high, 

Though  every  sign  was  full  which  told 
Of  the  bloody  vintage  nigh  : 

Though  the  wild  red  spear  and  arrows 

Of  many  a  meteor  host, 
Went  flashing  o'er  the  holy  stars, 

In  the  sky  now  seen,  now  lost. 

And  that  fearful  sound  was  heard 

In  the  temple's  deepest  heart, 
As  if  mighty  wings  rush'd  by, 

And  a  voice  cried  mournfully, 
"  Let  us  depart !" 

But  within  the  fated  city 

There  was  revelry  that  night ; 
The  wine-cup  and  the  timbrel  note, 

And  the  blaze  of  banquet  light. 

The  footsteps  of  the  dancer 
Went  bounding  through  the  hall, 


J832.]  Let  us  Depart  I  oj  9 

And  the  music  of  the  dulcimer 
Summon'd  to  festival. 

While  the  clash  of  brother-weapons 

Made  lightning  in  the  air, 
And  the  dying  at  the  palace-gates 

Lay  down  in  their  despair. 

And  that  fearful  sound  was  heard 

At  the  temple's  thrilling  heart; 
As  if  mighty  wings  rush'd  by, 

And  a  dread  voice  raised  the  cry— 
"  Let  us  depart  /" 


THE  FLOWER  OF  THE  DESERT. 
BY  MRS  HEMANS. 

"  Who  does  not  recollect  the  exultation  of  Vaillant  over  a  flower  in  the  torrid  wastes  of  Africa  ?— The 
affecting  mention  of  the  influence  of  a  flower  upon  his  min  ,  by  Mungo  Park,  in  a  time  of  suffering 
and  despondency,  in  the  heart  of  the  same  savage  country,  is  familiar  to  every  one." — HOWITT'S  Booh 
of  the  Seasons. 

WHY  art  thou  thus  in  thy  beauty  cast, 

O  lonely,  loneliest  flower! 
Where  the  sound  of  song  hath  never  pass'd, 

From  human  hearth  or  bower  ? 

I  pity  thee,  for  thy  heart  of  love, 
For  thy  glowing  heart,  that  fain 

Would  breathe  out  joy  with  each  wind  to  rove- 
In  vain,  lost  thing  !  in  vain ! 

I  pity  thee  for  thy  wasted  bloom, 

For  thy  glory's  fleeting  hour, 
For  the  desert  place,  thy  living  tomb — 

O  lonely,  loneliest  flower ! 

I  said, — but  a  low  voice  made  reply : 

"  Lament  not  for  the  flower! 
Though  its  blossom  all  unmark'd  must  die, 

They  have  had  a  glorious  dower 

"  Though  it  bloom  afar  from  the  minstrel's  way, 

And  the  paths  where  lovers  tread, 
Yet  strength  and  hope,  like  an  inborn  day, 

By  its  odours  have  been  shed. 

"  Yes !  dews  more  sweet  than  ever  fell 

O'er  island  of  the  blest, 
Were  shaken  forth,  from  its  perfumed  bell, 

On  a  suffering  human  breast. 

"  A  wanderer  came,  as  a  stricken  deer, 

O'er  the  waste  of  burning  sand, 
He  bore  the  wound  of  an  Arab  spear, 

He  fled  from  a  ruthless  band. 

**  And  dreams  of  home,  in  a  troubled  tide, 

Swept  o'er  his  darkening  eye, 
As  he  lay  down  by  the  fountain  side, 

In  his  mute  despair  to  die. 

"  But  his  glance  was  caught  by  the  desert's  flower, 
The  precious  boon  of  heaven ! 


220  The  Flower  of  the  Desert.  [Feb. 

And  sudden  hope,  like  a  vernal  shower, 
To  his  fainting  heart  was  given. 

"  For  the  bright  flower  spoke  of  One  above ; 

Of  the  Presence,  felt  to  brood, 
With  a  spirit  of  pervading  love, 

O'er  the  wildest  solitude. 

"  Oh  !  the  seed  was  thrown  these  wastes  among, 

In  a  blest  and  gracious  hour ! 
For  the  lorn  one  rose,  in  heart  made  strong, 

By  the  lonely,  loneliest  flower  !" 

THE  PAINTER'S  LAST  WORK. — A  SCENE.* 

« 

BY  MRS  REMANS. 

Clasp  me  a  little  longer  on  the  brink 

Of  life,  while  I  can  feel  thy  dear  caress  ; 

And  when  this  heart  hath  ceased  to  beat,  oh !  think. 

And  let  it  mitigate  thy  woe's  excess, 

That  thou  hast  been  to  me  all  tenderness, 

And  friend  to  more  than  human  friendship  just. 

GERTRUDE  OF  WYOMING. 

SCENE— A  Room  in  an  Italian  Cottage.     The  Lattice  opening  upon  a  Land- 
scape at  sunset. 

FRANCESCO — TERESA. 
TERESA. 

THE  fever's  hue  hath  left  thy  cheek,  beloved ! 
Thine  eyes,  that  make  the  day-spring  in  my  heart, 
Are  clear  and  still  once  more.     Wilt  thou  look  forth  ? 
Now,  while  the  sunset  with  low-streaming  light — 
The  light  thou  lov'st — hath  made  the  chestnut-stems 
All  burning  bronze,  the  lake  one  sea  of  gold  ! 
Wilt  thou  be  raised  upon  thy  couch,  to  meet 
The  rich  air  fill'd  with  wandering  scents  and  sounds  ? 
Or  shall  I  lay  thy  dear,  dear  head  once  more 
On  this  true  bosom,  lulling  thee  to  rest 
With  vesper  hymns  ? 

FRANCESCO. 

No,  gentlest  love  !  not  now  : 
My  soul  is  wakeful — lingering  to  look  forth, 
Not  on  the  sun,  but  thee  !     Doth  the  light  sleep 
So  gently  on  the  lake  ?  and  are  the  stems 
Of  our  own  chestnuts  by  that  alchymy 
So  richly  changed  ? — and  is  the  orange-scent 
Floating  around  ? — But  I  have  said  farewell, 
Farewell  to  earth,  Teresa  !  not  to  thee, 
Nor  yet  to  our  deep  love,  nor  yet  awhile 
Unto  the  spirit  of  mine  art,  which  flows 
Back  on  my  soul  in  mastery  ! — one  last  work  ! 
And  I  will  shrine  my  wealth  of  glowing  thoughts, 
Clinging  affection  and  undying  hope, 
All  that  is  in  me  for  eternity, 
All,  all,  in  that  memorial. 

TERESA. 

Oh !  what  dream 

Is  this,  mine  own  Francesco  ?     Waste  thou  not 
Thy  scarce-returning  strength ;  keep  thy  rich  thoughts 
For  happier  days  !  they  will  not  melt  away 
Like  passing  music  from  the  lute  ; — dear  friend  ! 
Dearest  of  friends  !  thou  canst  win  back  at  will 
The  glorious  visions. 

*  Suggested  by  the  closing  scene  in  the  life  of  the  painter  Blake ;  as  beautifully 
related  bv  Allan  Cunnineham. 


1832.]  The  Painter's  Last  Work.— A.  Scene.  221 

FRANCESCO. 

Yes !  the  unseen  land 
Of  glorious  visions  hath  sent  forth  a  voice 
To  call  me  hence.     Oh !  be  thou  not  deceived  I 
Bind  to  thy  heart  no  earthly  hope,  Teresa ! 
I  must,  must  leave  thee  I     Yet  be  strong,  my  love, 
As  thou  hast  still  been  gentle  ! 

TERESA. 

Oh,  Francesco ! 

What  will  this  dim  world  be  to  me,  Francesco, 
When  wanting  thy  bright  soul,  the  life  of  all — 
My  only  sunshine  ! — How  can  I  bear  on  ? 
How  can  we  part  ?  We  that  have  loved  so  well, 
With  clasping  spirits  link'd  so  long  by  grief— 
By  tears — by  prayer  ? 

FRANCESCO. 

Ev'n  therefore  we  can  part, 
With  an  immortal  trust,  that  such  high  love 
Is  not  of  things  to  perish. 

Let  me  leave 

One  record  still,  to  prove  it  strong  as  death, 
Ev'n  in  Death's  hour  of  triumph.     Once  again, 
Stand  with  thy  meek  hands  folded  on  thy  breast, 
And  eyes  half  veil'd,  in  thine  own  soul  absorb'd, 
As  in  thy  watchings,  ere  I  sink  to  sleep ; 
And  I  will  give  the  bending  flower-like  grace 
Of  that  soft  form,  and  the  still  sweetness  throned 
On  that  pale  brow,  and  in  that  quivering  smile 
Of  voiceless  love,  a  life  that  shall  outlast 
Their  delicate  earthly  being.     There — thy  head 
Bow'd  down  with  beauty,  and  with  tenderness, 
And  lowly  thought — even  thus — my  own  Teresa  ! 
Oh  !  the  quick  glancing  radiance,  and  bright  bloom 
That  once  around  thee  hung,  have  melted  now 
Into  more  solemn  light — but  holier  far, 
And  dearer,  and  yet  lovelier  in  mine  eyes, 
Than  all  that  summer  flush  !  For  by  my  couch, 
In  patient  and  serene  devotedness, 
Thou  hast  made  those  rich  hues  and  sunny  smiles, 
Thine  offering  unto  me.     Oh !  I  may  give 
Those  pensive  lips,  that  clear  Madonna  brow, 
And  the  sweet  earnestness  of  that  dark  eye, 
Unto  the  canvass — I  may  catch  the  flow 
Of  all  those  drooping  locks,  and  glorify 
With  a  soft  halo  what  is  imaged  thus — 
But  how  much  rests  unbreathed !  My  faithful  one  ! 
What  thou  hast  been  to  me !  This  bitter  world, 
This  cold  unanswering  world,  that  hath  no  voice 
To  greet  the  heavenly  spirit — that  drives  back 
All  Birds  of  Eden,  which  would  sojourn  here 
A  little  while — how  have  I  turn'd  away 
From  its  keen  soulless  air,  and  in  thy  heart, 
Found  ever  the  sweet  fountain  of  response, 
To  quench  my  thirst  for  home  ! 

The  dear  work  grows 

Beneath  my  hand — the  last !  Each  faintest  line 
With  treasured  memories  fraught.     Oh  !  weep  thou  not 
Too  long,  too  bitterly,  when  I  depart ! 
Surely  a  bright  home  waits  us  both — for  I, 
In  all  my  dreams,  have  turn'd  me  not  from  God ; 
And  Thou — oh  !  best  and  purest!  stand  thou  there- 
There,  in  thy  hallow' d  beauty,  shadowing  forth 
The  loveliness  of  love ! 


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[Feb. 


FRENCH  MEMOIRS. 


No.  II. 


Revelations  d'une  Femme  de  Qualites 


MEMOIRS  are  a  style  of  composition 
in  which  the  French  are  altogether 
unrivalled.  They  have  neither  the 
gravity  and  dulness  of  history,  nor 
the  lightness  and  frivolity  of  novels; 
but  combine  the  two  in  a  way  pecu- 
liar to  themselves,  and  which  the 
people  of  no  other  country  in  Europe 
have  been  able  to  imitate.  Whether 
it  is  that  their  natural  vivacity  gives 
them  greater  advantages  in  this  light 
species  of  writing  than  any  other  na- 
tion, or  that  the  art  of  conversation 
has  arrived  with  them  at  greater 
perfection  than  in  other  states,  or 
that  their  vanity  makes  every  person 
imagine  that  what  he  has  seen  and 
heard  must  be  interesting  to  the  rest 
of  the  world  ;  the  effect  is  certain, 
that  their  memoirs  exhibit  a  picture 
of  life,  manners,  and  historical  inci- 
dents, to  which  there  is  nothing  com- 
parable in  the  annals  of  literature. 

Since  the  Revolution,  this  species 
of  writing  has  acquired  an  extraor- 
dinary degree  of  interest,  from  the 
illustrious  and  immortal  characters 
who  are  brought  on  the  stage.— 
We  live  with  Napoleon  and  Talley- 
rand, with  Carnot  and  Beauharnais ; 
the  thoughts,  the  modes  of  expres- 
sion, the  habits  of  life,  of  these  great 
men,  are  brought  familiarly  before 
us;  we  know  them  as  if  we  had  lived 
in  their  society  from  infancy,  and 
can  detect  a  conversation  which  does 
not  bear  the  character  of  originality, 
with  as  much  certainty,  as  if  it  were 
the  words  of  our  most  intimate  ac- 
quaintances. How  different  is  the 
rase  with  the  illustrious  men  of  our 
own  country ;  how  little  do  we  know 
of  the  private  character  of  those  to 
whom  we  owe  the  most;  and  how 
j  ejune  and  uninteresting  must  be  the 
work  of  the  historian  of  England, 
compared  with  that  which  exhibits, 
iii  the  neighbouring  state,  not  only 
the  great  events  which  illustrate  his- 
tory, but  the  lighter  incidents  which 
characterise  manners,  and  distinguish 
character ! 


Plutarch's  Lives,  and  Boswell's 
Johnson,  are  the  only  works  in  other 
languages  which  are  of  the  same  de- 
scription with  the  French  memoirs  ; 
and  accordingly  there  are  no  such 
popular  compositions  in  Roman  or 
English  literature.  Philosophers 
may  decry  them  as  gossiping  tales, 
unfit  for  a  place  in  an  historical  li- 
brary ;  historians  may  lament  their 
broken  and  unconnected  stories ; 
but  they  are  read,  and  will  be  for 
ever  read,  by  millions,  to  whom  the 
graver  narratives  of  events  are  un- 
known. We  wish  not  only  to  know 
the  public  actions  of  illustrious  men, 
but  to  be  familiar  with  their  private 
habits  ;  to  hear  how  they  lived,  and 
diverted  themselves,  and  conversed 
with  their  intimate  friends ;  and  we 
derive  from  faithful  and  able  me- 
moirs of  their  private  lives,  some- 
what of  the  same  gratification  which 
all  must  have  experienced  in  the  so- 
ciety of  illustrious  or  celebrated  men. 

Of  this  class  of  memoirs  we  have 
seldom  met  with  a  more  interesting 
work  than  that  which  forms  the  sub- 
ject of  this  article.  The  authoress 
is  already  well  known  to  the  Parisi- 
an, though,  we  believe,  but  little  to 
the  British  public,  from  the  memoirs 
of  the  Empire  and  the  Consulate, 
the  reigns  of  Louis  XVIII.  and 
Charles  X.,  which  she  has  already 
published  ;  but  none  of  these  works, 
though  they  are  all  extremely  amu- 
sing, are  so  interesting  as  these  Me- 
moirs, which  relate  to  the  intrigues 
of  the  Courtprior  to  the  three  glorious 
days,  the  causes  which  led  to  that 
event,  the  state  of  society  in  Paris 
subsequent  to  the  accession  of  Louis 
Philip,  and  the  Court  of  that  Citizen 
King. 

The  *  Femme  de  Qualite/  as  she 
styles  herself,  is  a  lady  of  rank,  who 
was  attached  to  the  Court  both  of 
Louis  and  Charles  ;  but  she  belongs 
to  that  liberal  class  of  which  Cha- 
teaubriand was  the  head,  and  who 
reprobate  the  fatal  ordinances  even 


Paris,  Delaunny,  1831, 


1832.] 

more  than  the  Republicans,  who 
found  in  themthe  means  of  overturn- 
ing the  throne.  Though  she  is  attach- 
ed, therefore,  both  by  interest  and  in- 
clination, to  the  Royalist  party;  yet 
she  is  any  thing  but  a  friend  to  Polig- 
nac  and  the  Ultras,  and  seems  fully  as 
intimate  with  Constant,  Royer  Col- 
lard,  Lafayette,  and  the  leaders  of  the 
movement,  as  with  the  Court  circle 
in  which  she  habitually  moved. 
From  such  a  person  more  imparti- 
ality may  be  expected  than  from 
most  other  writers,  on  either  side  of 
the  channel,  in  these  days  of  vehe- 
ment party  division. 

Louis  XVIII.,  according  to  this 
writer,  distinctly  foresaw  the  conse- 
quences which  the  imprudent  coun- 
sels of  Charles  X.  would  bring  upon 
the  nation;  and  it  gives  a  high  idea 
of  the  capacity  of  that  monarch,  that 
he  was  able,  for  so  many  years,  to 
steer  that  middle  course,  which 
avoided  the  breakers  with  which  his 
path  on  every  side  was  beset.  He  is 
said  to  have  thus  expressed  himself 
upon  the  events  likely  to  ensue  from 
his  brother's  accession  to  the  throne  : 

"'I  know  my  family  by  heart; 
there  is  not  a  member  of  it  whose 
inmost  thoughts  are  not  familiar  to 
my  mind.  As  to  my  brother,  the  care 
of  his  salvation  is  his  sole  object; 
and  if  he  survives  me,  you  will  see 
all  sorts  of  absurdities  flow  from 
that  pious  fantasy;  his  counsellors 
will  acquire  a  dominion  over  his 
mind.  I  would  not  even  engage  that 
they  will  not  engage  in  some  attacks 
on  the  Charter.' 

"  Notwithstanding  that  vigorous 
sally,  I  continued,  with  warmth,  the 
defence  of  Monsieur. 

"  *  Madame,'  resumed  the  King, 
'  I  know  the  history  of  England. 
The  unfortunate  Louis  XVI.  has 
shewn  too  close  a  resemblance  to 
Charles  I.  Napoleon  has,  with  con- 
summate ability,  played  the  part 
of  Cromwell.  I  flatter  myself  I 
have  acted  better  than  Charles  II., 
fo'r  my  Charter  is  a  great  work  ;  but 
I  must  lower  my  flag  before  Mon- 
sieur, who  will  surpass  us  all  in  traits 
of  likeness  to  the  infatuated  James  II. 
Another  Prince  of  Orange  is  also  at 
hand  near  the  throne,  as  if  expressly 
for  the  purpose  that  the  copy  of  that 
groat  historical  picture  should,  in 
••very  particular,  resemble  the  origi- 
nal.5 


French  Memoirs.     No.  II. 


"'  I  hope,  however,  that,  as  a  last 
touch,  your  Majesty  will  not  add  the 
fatal  catastrophe  which  precipitated 
from  the  throne  the  last  of  the  Stu- 
arts.' 

"  *  Nothing,  you  may  rely  upon  it, 
will  be  awanting.  My  brother  will 
ruin  every  thing.  Is  he  not  already 
endeavouring  to  counteract  all  my 
designs — to  undermine,  in  every  part, 
the  edifice  which  I  have  constructed 
with  so  much  pain?  He  mistakes  his 
obstinacy  for  vigour  —  he  is  sur- 
rounded by  counsellors  without  abi- 
lity, and  who  believe  that  God  will 
sustain,  with  his  omnipotence,  all 
their  imprudent  actions.  Such  in- 
fatuation, Madame,  will  go  far  to 
overturn  empires.  Yet  the  throne 
of  France  is  well  worth  the  trouble 
of  preserving.  The  Royalists,'  add- 
ed he,  with  warmth,  '  live  in  plots 
and  conspiracies;  treason  is  the  appa- 
nage of  weakness.  You  see  they  are 
acting  under  my  reign  as  they  did 
under  Napoleon ;  and  if  my  brother 
one  day  mounts  the  throne,  I  doubt 
not  that  they  will  continue  the  low 
and  miserable  intrigues  which  are 
now  going  forward.' 

"  '  Against  whom  will  their  efforts 
be  directed  ?'  said  I. 

"  *  Against  my  memory — against 
the  Charter,'  rejoined  the  King  — 
*  that  is,  against  themselves,  for 
these  fools  do  not  perceive  how  pre- 
carious their  situation  is ;  and  that 
if  the  fundamental  compact  is  viola- 
ted, it  will  overwhelm  them  in  its 
ruins.'  "—I.  1*2. 

It  is  easy,  no  doubt,  to  prophesy 
ex  post  facto,  and  certainly  these 
words  were  not  published  till  after 
July,  1830;  but  sufficient  evidence 
exists  in  other  quarters,  that  the  late 
King  entertained  these  opinions  as 
to  the  future  conduct  of  his  brother; 
and,  in  the  Memoirs  of  Louis  XVIII., 
by  the  same  author,  published  be- 
fore the  catastrophe  of  July,  similar 
opinions  will  be  found. 

An  interesting  account  of  the  open- 
ing of  the  last-Parliament  of  Charles, 
is  given  in  the  following  passage: — 

"  The  day  of  the  opening  of  the 
Session  at  length  arrived — a  memo- 
rable epoch,  of  which  the  memory 
will  long  be  perpetuated  in  France. 
The  Court  flattered  themselves  that 
resistance  would  diminish  as  the  de- 
cisive moment  approached— that  the 
holders  of  property,  the  discontented 


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[Feb. 


Royalists,  would  rally  round  the  Ad- 
ministration, when  they  saw  the 
Throne  seriously  menaced.  They  did 
not  recollect  that  when  the  passions 
are  once  excited,  there  is  no  longer 
either  wisdom,  or  good  faith,  or  even 
common  intelligence,  among  men. 
Every  one  prepared  himself  to  com- 
bat, with  ardour,  in  the  strife  in 
which  he  was  engaged,  and  no  one 
contemplated  the  terrible  consequen- 
ces which  were  to  follow  a  mortal 
contest. 

"  The  Chamber  was  crowded  to 
suffocation;  few  of  the  movement 
party  were  there,  but  a  large  pro- 
portion of  those  attached  to  the 
Court.  The  King  was  as  it  were 
surrounded  by  a  royalist  atmos- 
phere ;  if  he  judged  of  the  rest  of 
France  by  what  he  there  witnessed, 
he  might  be  pardoned  for  giving  way 
to  the  illusions  of  royalty. 

"  Nevertheless,  bitterness  and  divi- 
sions had  mingled  even  with  the 
assembly  which  surrounded  the 
throne  ;  the  acclamations  were  far 
from  being  so  unanimous  or  enthu- 
siastic as  usual.  The  King,  according 
to  his  wonted  usage,  shewed  himself 
full  of  dignity  and  nobility ;  he  bow- 
ed to  the  right  and  left  with  the  most 
gracious  air,  with  the  true  smile 
of  the  Count  d'Artois.  He  little 
thought  that  that  was  the  last  day 
on  which  he  should  give  vent  to  his 
royal  anxiety.  A  trifling  but  curi- 
ous incident  interrupted  the  satis- 
faction which  I  experienced  at  the 
august  spectacle.  At  the  moment 
when  the  King  was  ascending  the 
first  step  of  the  throne,  his  foot  got 
entangled  in  the  folds  of  the  vel- 
vet drapery  with  which  it  was  co- 
vered— he  slipt  his  foot,  and  the 
crown  fell  from  his  head.  The  Duke 
of  Orleans  lifted  it  from  the  ground 
and  restored  it  to  Charles,  but  not 
before  it  had  passed  from  the  head 
of  the  Monarch  into  the  hands  of  the 
Prince. "  All  the  spectators  felt  the 
incident,  for  nothing  is  so  supersti- 
tious as  royalty — a  confused  murmur 
arose  on  the  benches ;  and  such  was 
the  importance  attached  to  the  inci- 
dent, that  next  day  the  journals  be- 
longing to  our  party  denied  or  dis- 
guised the  circumstance."— I.  53. 

Of  the  fatal  divisions  of  the  Royal- 
ists, which  gave  an  easy  victory  to 
the  movement  party,  and  which  bears 
so  close  a  resemblance  to  the  union 


of  the  Ultra  Tories,  Whigs,  arid  Ra- 
dicals, against  the  Duke  of  Welling- 
ton's administration,  our  author  gives 
the  following  interesting  account : — 

"  The  choice  of  the  five  candidates 
for  the  presidency  was  the  signal  for 
the  commencement  of  the  strife  be- 
tween the  Chamber  and  the  Minis- 
try. M.  Poliguac's  candidates  were, 
M.  Chantelauze,  Lasour,  De  Berbis, 
and  Pardessus.  Little  hope  was  pla- 
ced on  the  two  latter ;  the  whole  ex- 
pectations of  the  party  were  centred 
on  the  former.  The  opposition  named 
M.  Royer  Collard,  Casimir  Perier, 
Sebastiani,  Dupont  de  1'Eure,  and 
Girpd  de  1'Ain ;  but  they  could  not 
secure  the  nomination  without  the 
support  of  the  party  of  Agier,  thirty 
strong,  who  were  royalists. 

"  The  choice  of  a  president,  and 
the  destinies  of  France,  therefore, 
rested  entirely  on  the  decision  of 
thirty  men.  Every  effort  was  made 
to  bring  them  back  to  their  former 
party  and  natural  connexions ;  but 
whether  it  was  that  they  were  in- 
spired with  resentment  at  the  bit- 
ter raillery  which  our  journals  had 
lavished  on  them,  or  that  they  were 
blinded  by  their  animosity  against  M. 
dePolignac,  they  persisted  in  their  de- 
sertion. One  of  them  said  to  me  with 
candour,  *  They  insult  us  in  prospe- 
rity; they  invoke  us  in  the  moment 
of  peril ;  we  have  all  the  danger,  and 
remain  without  reward  for  our  ser- 
vices; they  must  therefore  make  up 
their  minds  to  have  us  for  adver- 
saries.' 

"  These  words  contain  the  whole  se- 
cret of  France  since  the  Restoration. 
The  different  oppositions  had  but 
one  object,  to  obtain  possession  of 
power;  the  majorities  were  only  an- 
xious to  preserve  it;  and  in  the  midst 
of  these  selfish  passions  the  interests 
of  France  were  sacrificed  to  the  avi- 
dity of  those  who  should  have  com- 
bined for  its  defence. 

"  The  nomination  of  the  candidates 
for  the  presidency  occasioned  warm 
discussions.  Royer  Collard  and  Ca- 
simir  Perier  were  the  first  elected  ; 
we  had  only  116  votes.  This  defeat 
should  have  opened  the  eyes  of  M. 
Polignac ;  but  it  had  no  such  effect. 
In  the  evening  the  party  of  Agier 
and  the  gauche  named  the  three 
others,  M.  Lalot,  Agier,  and  Sebas- 
tiani. 

"  This  result  exasperated  the  cour- 


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tiers  to  the  last  degree ;— they  broke 
out  into  reproaches  against  the  '  de- 
serters of  the  rights,'  as  they  called 
them,  and  latterly  drove  them  to  ex- 
tremities by  breaking  all  terms  with 
them. — *  We  are  treated  worse  than 
the  regicides,'  said  these  gentlemen ; 
'we  are  overwhelmed  with  injuries, 
and  held  forth  as  accomplices  in  all 
the  crimes  of  the  Revolution  j  and 
yet  our  whole  crime  consists  in  ha- 
ving withheld  our  aid  in  the  defence 
of  the  crown,  from  a  favourite  whom 
we  deem  unfit  to  govern  the  king- 
dom. Let  the  King  dismiss  him,  and 
we  are  ready  to  die  for  him.' — '  Sir,' 
said  I  to  one  of  the  party  who  held 
that  language  in  my  presence,  '  he 
who  passes  from  one  party  to  ano- 
ther to  gratify  a  private  pique,  is  not 
only  guilty  of  a  moral  wrong,  but  of 
a  glaring  fault ;  to  him  we  may  ap- 
ply the  well-known  expression  of  M. 
Talleyrand, — Desertion^in  opinion  is 
worse  than  a  crime,  it  is  a  fault.' " 
I.  G3— 65. 

The  ascendant  of  the  opposition  in 
the  Chambers,  therefore,  which  was 
the  immediate  cause  of  the  revolu- 
tion of  the  barricades,  by  rendering 
the  Crown  desperate,  and  driving  it 
to  extreme  measures,  to  preserve  its 
falling  influence,  was  occasioned  by 
thirty  royalists,  who  held  the  balance, 
joining  ther  evolutionary  party.  Where 
are  these  vacillating  royalists  now  ? 
What  have  they  gained  by  joining 
the  ranks  of  the  populace  to  subvert 
an  obnoxious  Minister  ?  A  memo- 
rable example  of  the  extreme  peril 
of  the  conservative  party  ever  divi- 
ding among  themselves  when  in  pre- 
sence of  an  able  and  audacious  po- 
pular opposition  ;  and  a  signal  proof 
how  much  the  inhabitants  of  this 
country  have  to  congratulate  them- 
selves that  the  Duke  of  Wellington, 
when  deserted  by  one  half  ot  the 
Tories,  resigned,  instead  of  driving 
the  Crown  into  extreme  measures ; 
and  that  after  the  fatal  division  con- 
sequent on  Catholic  Emancipation, 
the  friends  of  the  constitution  arc  at 
length  firmly  united  against  any  far- 
ther encroachment  of  their  insatiable 
opponents. 

We  have  the  following  curious 
account  of  a  conversation  between 
the  author  and  the  King,  shortly  be- 
fore the  Revolution  broke  out. j 

"  Perceiving  that  the  King  was  be- 
yond the  ordinary  circle  of 'his  ideas 

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on  this  occasion,  I  seized  the  favour- 
able moment. — '  Sire,'  said  I,  *  there 
exists  in  the  lower  classes  of  the 
people  an  absolute  indifference  for 
forms  of  government:  superstition 
rather  than  genuine  piety,  and  an  ex- 
treme laxity  of  manners.  They  are 
susceptible  of  any  impressions  which 
are  given  them;  and  I  know  that 
numbers  are  labouring  underhand  to 
irritate  them,  and  induce  them  to 
revolt  against  the  royal  authority.' 

"  '  Do  you  then  really  believe  that 
the  people  of  Paris  will  suffer  them- 
selves to  be  seduced  into  revolt,  if 
the  agitators  try  to  drive  them  to  it  ?' 
" '  I  fear  it,  Sire.' 
"  '  You  give  me  poor  consolation, 
Madame :  a  revolt !  the  days  of  July 
and  October  1789  will  be  renewed; 
they  will  begin  again  the  hideous 
yells  and  fury  of  the  Revolution : 
that  is  impossible,  Madame !  your 
fears  make  you  exaggerate  the  evils.' 
"  '  Sire,  the  enemies  of  royalty  put 
in  motion  every  species  of  spring; 
they  speak  to  the  passions  by  means 
of  the  liberal  journals,  which  preach 
up  insurrection  as  the  most  sacred 
of  duties.     These  journals  are  read 
by  all  the  world,  from  the  most  mi- 
serable to  the  most  opulent;  and  I 
much  fear,  if  a  struggle  commences.' 
"  '  Things,'  interrupted  the  King, 
*  will  not  come  to  that  extremity. 
Polignac  will  put  all  in  order.    It  is 
not  that  I  wish  to  go  too  fast,  but  I 
am  driven  on  on  every  side :  the 
people,  the  people :  that  liberty  of 
the  press  has  done  an  incalculable 
mischief!' 

"  *  Sire,  it  tears  us  with  beautiful 
teeth.  It  is  an  enraged  dog,  which 
spares  no  one  in  its  fury.' 

"  *  You  would  have  willingly  seen 
it  muzzled  ?' 

"  *  Strangled,  Sire !'— In  truth  I  my- 
self had  suffered  so  much  from  the 
press,  that  I  lost  no  opportunity  of 
requiting  to  it  the  mischief  it  had  oc- 
casioned.1 

"  The  King  afterwards  asked  me 
my  opinion  of  the  liberal  leaders 
who  had  been  suggested  to  him  for 
an  administration,  in  particular  La- 
fitte,  Sebastian?,  and  Casimir  Pe- 
vier. 

"  '  Lafitte,'  said  I, '  has  good  inten- 
tions, but  he  is  too  honest  to  be  a 
good  politician.  Sebastian!  believes 
himself  an  eagle,  but  he  is  nothing 
but  a  liberal  peacock ;  and  as  such, 
p 


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a  bird  of  bad  odour.  He  will  do  any 
thing  for  you  if  you  will  flatter  him, 
and  admire  his  plumage.  Casimir 
Perier  has  talents,  perhaps  genius  ; 
but  he  is  harsh  and  irascible  ;  he  de- 
sires to  command  as  a  master  when 
he  should  obey  as  a  subject;  he 
would  rather  ruin  his  party  than 
yield  a  point."—I. 105. 

About  the  same  time  the  author 
saw  Benjamin  Constant,  who  was 
then  labouring  under  the  illness 
which  ultimately  brought  him  to  his 
grave.  The  coming  events  appeared 
very  differently  to  him  from  what 
they  did  to  the  inmates  of  the  Tui- 
leries. 

"  <  What  will  all  this  lead  to  ?'  said 
I,  shortly  after  entering  the  chamber, 
where,  though  on  the  bed  of  death, 
was  contained  the  soul  which  would 
have  sufficed  for  ten  existences. 

"  *  To  the  beginning  of  the  end, 
Madame,  and  now  this  is  no  plea- 
santry. The  King  has  intrusted  his 
sheet-anchor  to  M.  de  Polignac,  and 
he  has  transformed  the  metal  into 
fragile  glass.' 

"  *  You  are  a  bird  of  bad  omen.' 
"  *  I  prophesy  nothing,  Madame ; 
but  the  future  rises  up  before  me 
with  as  much  clearness  as  the  past  ,• 
and  it  is  only  necessary  to  know  cer- 
tain men  to  foresee  with  certainty 
all  their  actions.  He  who  governs  us 
just  now  has  thrown  himself  head- 
long into  the  feudality  of  the  nine- 
teenth century.  The  consequencesof 
his  folly  will  fall  on  himself,  and  those 
who  employ  him,  but  there  is  no 
danger  that  it  will  become  contagi- 
ous/ 

"  '  You  make  me  tremble ;  what 
fate  then  do  you  anticipate  for  the 
legitimate  monarchy  ?' 

"  *  It  will  give  place  to  a  republic 
with  monarchical  institutions,  or  a 
monarchy  with  republican  institu- 
tions.' 

'  And  the  courtiers  ?' 
"  *  They  must  become  bourgeois.' 
"  '  Truly,'  said  I,  <  I  thought  you 
had  the  opinions  of  better  society. 
Recollect  Madame  de  Stael,  and  have 
some  regard  at  least  for  the  lesson 
of  history.     What  would  you  make, 
for  example,  of  absolute  equality  ?' 
"  (  I  know  well,'  he  replied,  '  that 
it  is  a  vain  theory,  but  you  must  sub- 
mit to  it.    In  vain  will  you  establish 
that  equality  in  your  laws;  it  will 
never  strike  root  among  your  man- 


ners: Education  has  its  castes  as  well 
as  nobility,  and  I  must  own  that^  I 
like  to  carry  on  my  opposition  in 
good  company.' 

"  This  last  avowal  disarmed  me. 
In  truth  I  have  known  more  than 
one  liberal  of  rank,  to  whom  every 
intimate  relation  with  plebeian  sup- 
porters was  insupportabl  e.  The  Mar- 
quis de  C.,  for  example,  never  could 
enter  into  the  house  of  a  bourgeois 
without  saying,  with  a  shrug  of  his 
shoulders,  Now  I  must  encanaille 
myself. 

"  '  Can  we  not,'  said  I, '  retard  the 
catastrophe  ?' 

"'  No,  Madame, that  is  impossible. 
Your  party  has  no  sincere  desire  for 
an  alliance  with  us,  and  we  have  lit- 
tle wish  for  an  accommodation  with 
you.  We  are  both  placed  on  a  car  on 
the  summit  of  a  rapid  descent;  when 
once  the  impulse  is  given,  you  must 
follow  it,  for  the  slightest  effort  to  ar- 
rest the  motion  would  prove  fatal.'  " 
—I.  110. 

The  changes  in  France  since  the 
first  Revolution  have  produced  a  sig- 
nal alteration  in  manners,  and  in  a 
great  measure  extinguished  that  re- 
fined gallantry  for  which  the  French 
were  formerly  so  distinguished.  Our 
fair  authoress  gives  the  following  ac- 
count of  this  sudden  metamorphosis, 
the  necessary  effect  of  the  opening 
of  the  career  of  politics  to  the  youth 
of  the  nation ;  and  making  every  al- 
lowance for  the  feelings  with  which 
a  lady  on  the  wrong  side  of  forty 
views  the  attentions  paid  to  the  fair 
sex  in  her  later  years,  there  can  be 
no  doubt  that  there  is  much  truth  in 
her  complaints,  in  which,  indeed,  she 
is  joined  by  those  still  in  the  zenith 
of  their  youth  and  attractions. 

"  I  trust  the  expression  of  my  just 
complaints  will  not  form  a  subject 
of  ridicule,  and  that  I  will^not  be 
accused  of  exaggeration  when  I  tell 
the  simple  truth :  the  wound  is  too 
fresh  to  make  it  an  easy  matter  to 
assuage  its  pains.  In  fact,  what  part 
in  society  is  now  left  to  my  sex  ? 
where  is  the  beautiful  woman  who 
will  not  be  abandoned  with  plea- 
sure for  a  political  discussion,  to 
read  a  newspaper,  or  ascertain  the 
state  of  the  funds  ?  Alas !  the  days 
are  no  more  when  life  was  deemed 
too  short  to  evince  the  constancy  of 
a  lover.  Love  itself  seems  extin- 
guished in  every  heart,  at  least  no 


1832.] 

one  now  dies  of  it ;  and  if  it  occa- 
sionally leads  to  frightful  excesses 
of  jealousy  or  resentment,  it  is  in  the 
lower  classes  that  these  embers  of 
the  fire  are  preserved :  the  people 
alone  love  with  enthusiasm.  I  re- 
gard France  as  lost  and  dishonoured : 
soon  it  will  have  no  glory  left  but  the 
recollection  of  the  exploits  of  July. 

"  Every  thing  now  is  selfish  and 
calculating,  down  to  the  fine  arts, 
which  are  made  the  subject  of  spe- 
culation, The  ablest  painters  have 
abandoned  historical  for  portrait 
painting :  the  poets  have  quitted  the 
flights  of  the  epic  and  tragic  muse 
for  the  Vaudeville,  because  it  is  a 
source  of  profit.  Political  opinions, 
even,  have  lost  their  independence : 
they  are  considered  only  as  a  means 
of  making  a  fortune  :  they  are  mo- 
dified or  altered  according  to  the 
temper  of  the  moment,  and  God 
knows  to  what  degradation  this  sel- 
fish spirit  will  lead  us.  I  fear  soon 
to  see  the  fine  arts  made  an  object 
of  traffic  in  the  public  streets. 

"  At  the  hazard  of  being  accused 
of  the  peevishness  of  age,  I  declare 
myself  in  very  bad  humour  with  the 
era  in  which  I  live,  and  the  late  Re- 
volution has  done  nothing  towards 
improving  my  views.  We  were  pro- 
mised mountains  and  prodigies,  and 
I  was  so  far  carried  away  by  the  il- 
lusion, as  at  one  period  to  credit  it ; 
but  now  every  one  asks  where  they 
are  to  be  found  ?  Every  thing  was 
to  hav  e  been  regenerated  and  amelio- 
rated ;  and  yet  the  passions  of  men 
are  playing  the  same  part  as  former- 
ly :  ambition,  the  thirst  of  titles  and 
honours,  these  are  the  objects  of  de- 
sire, these  the  springs  of  action.  Is 
power  less  flattered  than  formerly  ? 
Is  the  national  honour  more  respect- 
ed? Every  thing  languishes  and 
droops :  the  men  are  no  longer  sus- 
ceptible of  love,  beauty  has  lost  its 
zone;  there  is  an  air  of  age  alike 
upon  the  infant  which  begins  its  ex- 
istence, and  the  institutions  which 
have  sprung  up  from  nonentity.  All 
this  flows  from  egotism,  which,  even 
more  than  tyranny  or  fanaticism, 
withers  every  thing  which  it  touches. 

"  Civilisation,  doubtless,  is  a  high- 
sounding  expression ;  but  excess  in 
every  improvement  leads  to  ruin,— 
How  can  we  expect  virtue  when  men 
have  ceased  to  blush  at  vice  ?  Where 


French  Memoirs.    No.  II.  227 

shall  we  find  generosity  when  there 
is  nothing  but  interest  and  calcula- 
tion ?  We  boast  of  our  reason  and 
prudence,  and  I  am  far  from  denying 
their  merits :  but  it  is  enthusiasm 


alone  which  produces  great  results. 
I  know  not  if  it  enters  into  the  com- 
position of  the  Royalists  who  are 
faithful  at  so  much  the  hour,  or  the 
gentlemen  of  the  movement  who  de- 
mand a  republic,  because  it  promises 
to  give  them  every  thing  they  want. 
Interest !  every  where  interest !  no- 
thing but  that  is  to  be  seen  in  our 
days.  Our  sovereigns  even  set  the 
example,  by  the  avidity  with  which 
they  set  themselves  to  fix  the  civil 
list ;  and  indeed  they  are  not  to  be 
blamed  for  that,  for  it  is  the  duty  of 
a  prudent  father  of  a  family  to  hus- 
band the  resources  which  may  be 
available  to  his  children  in  case  of 
need."— I.  157. 

In  these  observations,  there  is  much 
room  for  philosophical  reflection,  and 
they  go  far  to  confirm  an  observation 
made  in  a  former  number  of  this 
Miscellany,*  viz.  that  from  the  cor- 
rupted and  irreligious  state  of  France 
at  this  period,  real  freedom  cannot 
be  expected  to  arise  in  it,  and  that 
after  half  a  century  of  democratic 
contention,  they  will  settle  down 
quietly  into  the  torpor  and  the  sel- 
fishness of  despotism.  In  truth,  the 
selfish  feeling  which  is  the  secret 
spring  both  of  democratic  ambition 
and  public  corruption,  is  utterly  in- 
consistent with  the  self-denial,  the 
devotion,  and  the  magnanimity  which 
is  the  only  foundation  of  patriotic 
feeling  or  public  spirit.  The  transi- 
tion is  but  too  easy  from  the  love  of 
power  to  the  love  of  pleasure,  be- 
cause both  spring  from  selfish  prin- 
ciples in  the  individual;  it  is  ex- 
tremely difficult  from  either  to  the 
love  of  freedom,  because  that  implies 
an  abandonment  of  both  for  the  pub- 
lic good. 

The  following  interesting  account 
is  given  of  the  conversation  of  Charles 
X.  with  Marshal  Marmont,  when  he 
revealed  to  him  the  design  of  pro- 
mulgating the  famous  ordinances. 
They  may  be  considered  as  the  ma- 
nifesto of  the  Court  on  the  reasons 
of  state-necessity  which  the  Royalists 
plead  for  the  justification  of  those 
measures.  The  account  is  extracted 
from  the  Marshal's  diary. 


*  No,  CLXXXIX.    Jan,  1832. 


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"  *  Marshal,'  said  the  King, '  I  have 
sent  for  you  to  make  you  acquainted 
with  my  intentions  relative  to  the 
measures  which  I  propose  to  adopt. 
It  is  not  to  a  Minister  of  state,  mem- 
ber of  the  cabinet,  that  I  address 
myself.  It  is  not  advice  which  I 
require;  I  speak  to  the  major-gene- 
ral of  the  service,  with  the  view  that, 
having  learned  my  intentions,he  may 
employ  the  requisite  means  for  car- 
rying them  into  effect.  I  am  about 
to  take  a  new  step  in  my  govern- 
ment, after  having  ascertained  that 
I  could  not  continue  the  former 
course  without  endangering  the  re- 
pose of  my  family,  the  safety  of  my 
people,  the  preservation  of  our  holy 
religion.  A  seditious  Chamber, whom 
the  violence  of  its  acts  obliged  me  to 
dissolve,  has  been  returned  of  new, 
composed  of  the  very  same  members 
whose  treasonable  designs  threaten- 
ed immediately  to  destroy  the  peace 
of  the  nation.  I  was  reduced  to  the 
necessity,  either  of  abdicating  my 
crown,  or  engaging  in  a  strife  for  its 
preservation ;  I  have  chosen  the  lat- 
ter alternative.  Ordinances  wisely 
framed,  and  based  on  the  charter, 
from  which  the  encroachments  of 
the  popular  party  have  caused  us  too 
far  to  recede,  are  the  bridle  which  I 
propose  to  put  upon  the  growing 
evil.  The  liberty  of  the  press  is  to 
exist  no  longer :  the  censorship  is 
re-established  :  the  Chamber  is  of 
new  dissolved  :  the  law  of  elections 
is  changed.  A  different  method  of 
election  will  be  pursued  :  the  num- 
ber of  deputies  is  reduced  to  258 : 
in  a  word,  the  5th  July  1830  is  to 
become  a  monarchical  3d  Septem- 
ber. These  measures  have  not  been 
adopted  without  due  reflection;  but 
I  have  taken  my  determination,  and 
will  support  it  at  the  hazard  of  my 
life,  and  I  reckon  on  your  aid,  Mar- 
shal.' 

"  The  length  of  this  speech,  which 
was  pronounced  with  dignity,  and 
an  air  of  the  most  profound  convic- 
tion, gave  the  Marshal  time  to  con- 
quer his  agitation.  He  was  ready  to 
sink  into  the  abyss  which  he  saw 
opening  before  him,  but  he  could 
not  recede  ;  his  duty  compelled  him 
to  advance ;  and  he  pronounced,  not 
without  visible  emotion,  the  oath 
which  was  required  of  him." — 1. 234. 
The  authoress  was  at  St  Cloud  on 
Wednesday,  28th  July,  when  the 


Tuileries  was  carried  by  the  popu- 
lace. The  following  account  of  the 
mariner  in  which  the  fatal  intelli- 
gence was  communicated  to  the 
Court,  is  too  graphic  to  have  been 
drawn  from  any  thing  but  nature. 

"  It  was  seven  o'clock  in  the  even- 
ing when  I  entered  the  court  of  the 
chateau  of  St  Cloud.  M.  de  Damas 
handed  me  out  of  the  carriage,  and 
led  me  to  the  King,  to  whom  I  ren- 
dered a  faithful  account  of  what  I 
had  witnessed  in  the  capital.  His 
Majesty  listened  attentively  to  my 
narrative;  and,  after  having  asked 
me  several  questions  on  the  state  of 
Paris,  allowed  me  to  withdraw.  The 

Duke  of  followed  me,  and 

said  he  was  much  embarrassed  be- 
tween his  fidelity  to  the  King  on  the 
one  hand,  and,  on  the  other,  the  urgent 
affairs  which  required  his  presence 
elsewhere.  I  said  nothing,  but  saw 
clearly  that  the  courtiers  were  al- 
ready meditating  flight. 

"  I  entered  the  apartment  of  the 
Duchess  de  Berri,  who  was  sitting  to 
a  miniature  painter  of  rising  ability. 
A  numerous  party  was  assembled, 
who  were  striving  to  amuse  her,  and 
avert  the  painful  thoughts  which  all 
too  keenly  experienced.  Many  tele- 
scopes, directed  to  Paris,  were  in  the 
hands  of  those  at  the  windows,  and 
made  us  acquainted  with  whatever 
was  visible  at  that  distance  in  the 
metropolis.  After  having  been  ex- 
tremely animated,  the  conversation 
was  becoming  rather  languid,  when, 
all  of  a  sudden,  M.  Menard  taking  his 
eye  from  the  telescope,  exclaimed, 
in  an  agitated  tone — 

" '  I  believe,  may  God  forgive  me, 
that  the  tricolour  flag  is  floating  on 
the  Tuileries !' 

"  A  cry  of  horror  arose  on  all 
sides.  It  was  too  true ;  the  revolu- 
tion was  accomplished.  Nothing 
could  more  clearly  resemble  a  coup 
de  theatre.  Every  one  ran  out  of  the 
room ;  the  Duchess  de  Berri  burst 
into  tears,  and  I  was  dissolved  at  her 
feet.  The  artist  alone  remained  with 
us  ;  and  such  was  his  republican 
spirit,  that  he  ventured  at  that  mo- 
ment to  paint  a  tricolour  flag  in  the 
miniature.  He  then  slipt  out  of 
the  room,  and  we  never  saw  him 
more. 

"  Shortly  the  Ministers  arrived  at 
the  full  gallop,  who  had  fled  from 
their  several  stations  to  the  King. 


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M.  dc  Poliguac  seemed  deeply  de- 
jected; the  countenance  of  M.  dc 
Peyronnet  announced  the  firmness 
of  his  mind  ;  that  of  M.  de  Montbel, 
exultation.  The  other  Ministers 
seemed  resigned  to  their  fate." — I. 
278. 

The  Duchess  de  Berri  was  in  de- 
spair at  the  fatal  revolution  which 
these  events  had  made.  The  follow- 
ing account  of  her  first  conversation, 
before  the  transports  of  grief  had 
subsided,  is  taken  from  the  diary  of 
the  Marshal  :— 

"  Alas !  if  I  was  at  liberty,  I  would 
fly  to  present  the  Duke  de  Bourdeaux 
to  the  citizens  of  Paris.  I  would 
put  him  in  their  hands,  saying — 
'  There  is  your  pledge :  Educate  him 
as  you  please.  I  bestow  him  on 
you,  and  ask  you  nothing  in  return 
but  your  love.  But  I  can  do  no- 
thing :  I  have  conjured  the  King  on 
my  knees  to  recall  the  ordinances ; 
but  he  will  not.  I  have  equally 
failed  with  the  Dauphin.  There  are 
persons  here  who  seem  bent  on  our 
destruction  :  their  pernicious  coun- 
sels have  indeed  carried  us  far  in  a 
short  time.' 

"  The  Marshal  was  overwhelmed 
at  the  generous  idea  of  the  Duchess, 
but  he  felt  it  his  duty,  nevertheless, 
to  apprize  her,  that  the  Court  had 
refused  all  accommodation  with  the 
liberal  party. 

"  *  That  is  the  way  that  they  hasten 
our  destruction,  while  pretending  to 
arrest  it.  Ah !  If  the  Dauphiness  were 
here,  how  enraged  she  would  be  at 

!  Marshal,  kings  frequently 

find  in  their  friends  their  greatest 
enemies.  Good  intentions  can  never 
excuse  want  of  ability.  But,  do  you 
think  there  is  no  hope  of  regaining 
the  people  ?  My  son  is  innocent — 
Surely  they  will  not  punish  him  for 
the  faults  of  others  ?' 

"  '  Means  of  accommodation  still 
exist;  but  they  are  of  such  a  kind  as  not 
to  be  practicable  without  the  consent 
of  the  King.  Suffice  it  to  say,  that 
absolute  power  can  no  longer  reign 
in  France ;  that  the  influence  of  the 
clergy  has  ceased.' 

"  '  As  for  me,  Marshal,'  replied 
the  Duchess,  *  I  will  consent  to  any 
thing,  provided  they  will  preserve 
the  crown  to  my  son ;  but  I  much 
dread  the  Duke  of  Orleans  and  the 
young  Napoleon.  Let  the  Parisians 
know  the  advantage  of  being  guided 


by  legitimacy.  Answer  for  my  fide- 
lity. Tell  them  that  it  will  be  with 
the  sincerest  pleasure  that  I  will  put 
on  his  head  the  constitutional  crown. 
I  might  once  have  had  other  ideas  ; 
but  since  France  demands  a  liberal 
government,  I  resign  myself  to  their 
wishes.'  "—I.  287. 

Whatever  opinion  may  be  formed 
on  Charles's  capacity  to  govern,  or 
the  wisdom  of  the  measures  which 
he  latterly  adopted,  there  can  be  but 
one  as  to  the  heroism  and  resigna- 
tion with  which  he  bore  the  sad  re- 
verses of  fortune  which  were  reser- 
ved for  his  latter  years.  All  authori- 
ties concur  in  this.  That  of  our  au- 
thoress is  one  of  the  most  striking. 

"  '  I  am  surprised,'  said  the  King, 
'  that  I  have  not  seen  the  Duke  of 
Orleans  at  Court  for  some  days.  I 
am  told  he  is  travelling.  I  know 
not  whether  to  believe  it ;  at  all 
events,  Madame,  believe  me  that  I 
am  touched  with  what  you  have  done 
for  me,  though  success  has  not  crown- 
ed your  exertions.' 

"  These  words,  pronounced  with  a 
tone  of  sincerity,  melted  me  even  to 
tears.  My  eyes  filled — the  King  per- 
ceived it,  and  taking  my  hand, 

"  t  Madame,'  said  he,  *  we  must 
strive  to  bear,  with  courage  and  re- 
signation, the  calamities  which  it  has 
pleased  God  to  send  us ;  but,  what- 
ever happens,  believe  me  I  will  never 
forget  the  devotion  of  my  true 
friends;  and  that  will  be  the  more 
easy,  because  their  number  is  so 
small.'  "—I.  297. 

Mar m out  conversed  with  the  King 
on  the  necessity  of  abdicating.  The 
following  account  of  his  sentiments 
will  demonstrate  the  noble,  though 
perhaps  mistaken  sentiments,  with 
which  he  was  animated : — 

"  Charles  X.  told  the  Marshal 
that  he  was  resolved  to  abdicate — 
that  his  conscience  even  imposed  it 
on  him  as  a  duty — that  he  had  al- 
ways governed  according  to  what 
he  esteemed  the  interest  of  his  peo- 
ple, and  of  religion — that  not  having 
been  appreciated  in  his  endeavours 
for  the  one,  and  being  unable  to  sus- 
tain the  other,  if  he  remained  upon 
the  throne,  he  renounced,  without 
regret,  a  power  which,  if  retained, 
would  render  him  responsible  to 
Heaven  for  all  the  evils  with  which 
France  might  be  afflicted— that  his 
duty  to  God  was  superior  even  to  his 


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duty  towards  his  people — and  that 
he  hoped  to  find,  in  his  trust  in  Him, 
sufficient  strength  to  bear,  without 
murmuring,  all  the  dispensations 
with  which  he  might  be  afflicted. 
But  that  which  disquiets  me  most,' 
said  the  King,  ' is  the  education  of 
my  grandson.  I  will  never  consent 
that  he  should  be  surrendered  to  the 
Liberals ;  the  crown  of  martyrdom 
is  preferable.' 

"The  Marshal  ventured  to  mention 
Chateaubriand,  as  a  fit  man  to  be  in- 
trusted with  the  education  of  the 
young  prince. 

"  '  Do  not  mention  him,  Marshal. 
Joas  was  intrusted  to  Joad,  and  not 
to  Mathan.  Chateaubriand  would 
be  the  most  fatal  of  preceptors,  for 
it  is  he  who  has  perverted  so  large 
a  portion  of  the  Royalist  youth,  by 
lending  a  chivalrous  air  to  Liberal- 
ism. Should  the  hand  of  God  one 
day  cease  to  press  upon  me,  it  will 
be  because,  whatever  faults  I  may 
have  committed,  I  have  remained 
faithful  to  him;  and  it  is  indispen- 
sable that  the  heir  of  the  throne  of  St 
Louis  should  receive  a  religious  edu- 
cation. Chateaubriand  is  a  sophist 
in  religion,  and  no  true  believer.' 

"  In  truth,  every  one  who  had  ac- 
cess to  him  must  have  observed,  that 
in  the  last  misfortunes  which  over- 
whelmed him,  Charles  X.  found  in 
his  religious  feelings  an  inexhaust- 
ible source  of  consolation.  When  he 
was  made  aware  of  the  necessity  of 
abdicating,  he  made  up  his  mind  to 
it  without  pain.  The  mental  activity 
of  Napoleon  was  the  real  vulture 
which  he  carried  with  him  to  St  He- 
lena; Charles  X.  surrendered  him- 
self to  God.  His  religious  resigna- 
tion supplied  the  place  of  philo- 
sophy."—I.  300. 

Without  pretending  to  vindicate  all 
the  acts  of  Charles's  administration, 
and  admitting  that  there  was  much 
imprudence  in  many  steps  of  his  go- 
vernment, it  is  impossible  to  contem- 
plate without  admiration  his  conduct 
in  adversity.  Firm,  without  being  os- 
tentatious ;  resigned,  without  being 
querulous,  he  bore  the  fall  from  the 
height  of  temporal  grandeur  with 
an  equanimity  which  surpasses  the 
greatest  efforts  of  worldly  heroism. 
Louis  was  first  led  to  the  scaffold ; 
and  his  captivity  and  death  exhibit  a 
specimen  of  Christian  resignation 
and  forgiveness  to  which  there  is 


nothing  in  the  annals  of  uninspired 
virtue  which  can  be  compared.  Na- 
poleon was  next  precipitated  from 
the  throne — the  conqueror  of  the 
world  strove  in  vain  to  subdue  his 
own  passions ;  and  the  memoirs  of 
St  Helena  exhibit  the  greatest  hu- 
man intellect  gnawing  in  vain  at 
the  adamantine  chain  of  adversity. 
Charles  X.  was  subjected  to  the  same 
ordeal ;  and  that  which  the  soul  of 
Napoleon  could  not  endure,  was 
borne  with  ease  by  a  slender  intel- 
lect, and  a  mind  frittered  away  by 
the  frivolities  of  a  court.  Such  is 
the  superiority  of  religion  to  the  ut- 
most efforts  of  unassisted  reason; 
such  the  advantage  it  gives  even  or- 
dinary minds  over  the  most  gigantic 
efforts  of  mere  human  magnanimity. 
Charles  X.  in  these  observations 
was  unjust  to  Chateaubriand.  That 
illustrious  man,  second  only  to  Scott 
in  European  literature,  was  the  vic- 
tim of  the  same  wretched  court  in- 
trigues which  proved  fatal  to  the 
reigning  family.  Their  eyes  were 
not  opened  to  his  great  qualities 
during  the  prosperous  days  of  the 
restoration ;  they  were  taught  to 
believe  he  was  an  apostate  to  the 
cause  of  royalty,  an  infidel  in  reli- 

§ion,  because  he  was  superior  to 
le  conclave  of  Jesuits  who  ruled 
the  cabinet.  But  adversity — that 
magic  talisman  which  transports 
every  heart  into  the  palace  of  truth 
— has  developed  his  real  character. 
While  the  whole  court  of  Charles 
X.,  with  a  very  few  honourable  ex- 
ceptions, have  deserted  the  fallen 
dynasty  in  their  misfortunes,  and 
basely  knelt  to  their  successors  in 
royalty,  Chateaubriand  has  nobly 
stood  their  friend.  He  has  relin- 
quished his  country,  his  home,  his 
fortune,  to  preserve  his  consistency. 
He  has  spurned  at  all  the  offers  of 
the  citizen-king;  and  employed  in 
exile  his  great  talents  in  defending 
the  family  which  had  dismissed,  the 
dynasty  which  had  reviled  him, — 
in  pleading  the  cause  of  innocence, 
and  supporting  the  child  of  misfor- 
tune. With  truth  it  may  be  said, 
that  calamity  is  never  lost  either 
upon  individuals  or  nations ;  it 
forms  the  only  test  of  real  virtue  ; 
it  consigns  to  oblivion  the  hollow- 
hearted  sycophant,  and  brings  forth 
the  great  and  the  generous  in  unde- 
caying  lustre, — the  inheritance  of 


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their  country,  the  birthright  of  the 
human  race. 

What  a  contrast  to  the  magnani- 
mous conduct  of  the  illustrious  Vis- 
count Chateaubriand  does  the  base- 
ness of  the  courtiers  at  St  Cloud 
exhibit! 

"  As  to  the  courtiers  who  were  at 
St  Cloud,  their  number  diminished 
every  moment.  Even  so  early  as 
Thursday,  29th  July,  the  officers  in 
the  interior  of  the  palace  were  be- 
ginning to  absent  themselves.  The 
Duchess  de  Berri  lost  all  her  attend- 
ants; those  of  the  Dauphiness,  ma- 
king her  absence  a  pretext,  also  dis- 
appeared ;  the  aides-de-camp,  the 
gentlemen  of  the  chamber,  the 
chamberlains,  and  the  lords  in  wait- 
ing; the  squires,  maitres  d'hotcl, 
grooms  of  the  chambers,  butlers, 
cooks,  footmen,  coachmen,  and 
grooms,  all  disappeared  during  the 
30th  and  31st.  So  few  gave  proof 
of  their  fidelity  that  they  can  easily 
be  numbered. 

"  Very  different  was  the  conduct 
of  the  military  men  of  all  grades ; 
of  the  officers  of  the  guard,  and, 
above  all,  of  the  body  guards,  on 
whose  fidelity  the  courtiers  had  been 
wont  to  cast  reflections.  It  was  at 
the  moment  when  their  hopes  of 
fortune  disappeared,  without  a  hope 
of  return,  that  their  devotion  to  the 
royal  cause  appeared  in  its  brightest 
colours. 

"  On  the  30th,  in  the  evening,  the 
saloons  of  St  Cloud  were  deserted. 
The  King,  surveying  the  empty 
apartments,  said,  with  a  smile, — *  I 
will  engage  that  there  will  be  a  large 
enough  crowd  to-morrow  at  the  le- 
vee of  the  Duke  of  Orleans.'  " — I. 
302,  303. 

The  authoress  has  preserved  a  list 
of  the  few  courtiers  who  remained 
faithful  amidst  the  general  defection. 
We  shall  transcribe  it,  to  shew  how 
few  of  those  who  tasted  the  bread  of 
royalty  were  really  worthy  of  the 
trust,  and  for  the  honour  of  the  fa- 
milies who  can  now  add  this  glorious 
bar  to  their  scutcheons. 

"  The  Duke  de  Luxembourg,  M. 
Decroy,  the  Count  de  Trosoff,  Count 
Lasalle,  the  Marquis  de  Courbon 
Blenac,  the  Marquis  de  Maijoufort, 
Baron  Grissot,  Marquis  Chosguil 
Beaupreau,  Count  Auguste  de  La- 
rochjaquelein— a  name  ever  first  in 
the  path  of  honour,  Baron  Crossaid, 


Marquis  Fontenille,  Weyler  de  Na- 
vas,  the  Duke  Arnaud  de  Polignac, 
Count  O'Hegerty,  the  Duke  de 
Guiche  and  deLevis,  Count  Menaud, 
Count  Brissac,  the  Baron  Damas,  the 
Marquis  Brabancois,  the  Count  de 
Maupas,  M.  O'Hegerty  the  son,  Ma- 
dames  St  Maure  and  De  Bouille, 
the  Duke  de  Maille,  the  Duchess  de 
Gontaut — whose  conduct  was  truly 
admirable  in  those  disastrous  times, 
and  the  Baroness  de  Charette — na- 
tural sister  of  Henry  IV.,  according 
to  the  fine  expression  of  M.  de  Cha- 
teaubriand."—I.  316. 

During  the  melancholy  journey 
from  St  Cloud  to  the  sea-coast,  the 
King  and  royal  family  never  lost  that 
serenity  of  mind,  which,  amidst  such 
calamities,  they  derived  from  higher 
sources  of  consolation  than  mere 
moral  courage. 

"  The  Duke  d'Angouleme  had  a 
cheerful  air  during  the  whole  jour- 
ney, which  filled  us  with  astonish- 
ment. He  even  made  light  of  the 
fall  of  his  family,  and  repeatedly  said 
that  his  change  of  life  gave  him  no 
sort  of  pain.  The  Dauphiness  and  the 
Duchess  de  Berri  were  far  from  sha- 
ring his  equanimity.  The  latter  in 
particular,  unaccustomed  to  suffer- 
ing, neverceased  to  lamentthe  crown 
which  the  Revolution  had  torn  from 
the  innocent  brow  of  her  son.  Dress- 
ed like  a  man,  performing  part  of  the 
journey  on  foot,  shuddering  at  the 
aspect  of  the  tri-  colour  decorations 
of  the  peasantry,  she  could  not  re- 
strain her  tears,  which  fell  in  abund- 
ance. The  Duchess  d'Angouleme 
herself,  though  bred  in  the  school  of 
adversity,  did  not  bear  this  last  stroke 
with  the  energy  which  might  have 
been  expected  from  a  mind  of  such 
resolution.  She  also  wept  on  many 
occasions,  and  experienced  not  less 
horror  than  her  sister-in-law,  at  the 
sight  of  the  flag  which  recalled  all  the 
grievous  recollections  of  her  youth. 
But  that  weakness  by  degrees  disap- 
peared. She  regained  in  great  part 
her  wonted  firmness,  and  at  length 
exhibited  nothing  in  her  demeanour 
but  the  constancy  and  resignation  of 
the  grand-daughter  of  Maria  Theresa. 
"  Charles  X.  never  lost  for  one 
moment  that  calm  dignity,  that  sere- 
nity of  manner,  which  renders  mis- 
fortune so  worthy  of  admiration.  He 
fully  perceived  the  hopeless  nature 
of  his  fall;  but  he  bore  the  blow  like 


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a  man  whose  conscience  has  nothing 
to  reproach  him  ;  not  a  word,  not  a 
gesture,  escaped  him,  which  did  not 
augment  the  admiration  of  those  who 
surrounded  him.  He  consoled  the 
Princesses,  and  evinced  a  tender 
anxiety  for  his  grand-children.  All 
the  peasantry  who  met  him  on  the 
road,  struck  with  that  grandeur  of 
soul,  testified  a  respectful  veneration 
which  had  no  intermixture  of  politi- 
cal interest. 

"  The  little  Duke  dc  Rourdeaux  and 
the  Princess,  without  being  able  ful- 
ly to  comprehend  the  revolution 
which  had  taken  place  in  their  affairs, 
were  well  aware  that  something  ex- 
traordinary had  occurred.  The  un- 
usual number  of  troops  with  which 
they  were  surrounded,  the  interrup- 
tion of  their  studies,  the  tears  of 
their  mother  and  aunt,  all  struck 
astonishment  into  their  infant  imagi- 
nations. They  told  the  Duke  deBour- 
deaux  soon  after,  that  he  was  King, 
and  seeing  around  him  nothing  but 
soldiers,  he  asked  if  he  had  no  sub- 
jects but  military  men?" — I.  339. 

It  is  pleasing  to  find  that  at  length 
the  eyes  of  the  royal  family  began  to 
be  opened  to  the  real  character  of  M. 
Chateaubriand. 

"  On  the  6th  August  the  party  pro- 
ceeded to  Aigle.  The  newspapers 
there  announced  that  the  acts  of  go- 
vernment were  issued  in  the  name 
of  the  Lieutenant-General  of  the 
kingdom. 

" '  And  why  not  in  that  of  Henry 
V.  ?'  said  the  Duchess  de  Berri, '  is  it 
possible  that  my  uncle  will  not  recog- 
nise the  title  of  my  son  ?' 

" '  We  must  be  prepared  for  the 
worst,'  said  the  King  ;  c  in  these  dis- 
astrous times  we  can  no  longer  dis- 
tinguish a  friend  from  an  enemy. — 
Chateaubriand  will  probably  be  re- 
joiced at  the  fall  of  poor  Polignac,  for 
I  know  well  that  he  did  not  like 
him.' 

"TheDuchess  de  Berri  warmly  un- 
dertook the  defence  of  Chateau- 
briand, saying,  '  that  he  was  a  faith- 
ful royalist,  and  that,  far  from  being 
rejoiced  at  the  disasters  of  the  mo- 
narchy, she  was  persuaded  he  would 
be  profoundly  afflicted  at  them.' 

"' Nevertheless,' said  the  King,  'he 
has  to  reproach  himself  with  the  op- 
position which  has  spread  such  fatal 
divisions  among  the  Royalists,  and,  in 
consequence,  overwhelmed  us  with 


so  many  calamities.  But  the  desire 
to  make  finely  turned  periods' 

" '  Sire,'  said  the  Duke  of  Ragusa, 
who  was  present,  '  Chateaubriand 
has  a  noble  soul ;  you  have  not  a  more 
devoted  subject  than  he;  he  has 
given  striking  proofs  of  it,  and,  I 
doubt  not,  will  give  others  still  more 
sublime.' 

"  «  His  faults,'  said  the  Duchess 
d'Angouleme,  '  belong  rather  to  the 
head  than  the  heart ;  and  I  am  con- 
vinced that  we  might  count  on  him 
in  life  or  death.' 

"  The  Dauphiness  was  right.  The 
conduct  of  that  noble  peer,  who,  to 
remain  faithful  to  the  cause  of  the 
Bourbons,  has  renounced  all  the  pro- 
spects of  ambition  which  were 
opened  to  him  under  the  Citizen- 
King,  has  refuted  in  a  triumphant 
manner  all  the  calumnies  which 
were  uttered  against  him.  It  is  not 
eight  days  since  he  lias  assured  me 
that  he  has  resolved  to  emigrate,  and 
pass  the  remainder  of  his  life  in 
Switzerland."— I.  343. 

The  day  of  the  mournful  separa- 
tion of  the  King  from  his  country, 
his  attendants,  and  his  guards,  at 
length  arrived ;  it  is  recited  in  these 
simple,  but  touching  terms  : — 

"  The  time  of  the  heart-rending 
separation  was  at  length  arrived; 
that  when  Charles  at  length  touched 
the  end  of  his  career,  and  was  about 
to  leave  his  native  soil,  and  all  the 
grandeur  of  the  throne,  to  hide  his 
exiled  head  in  a  foreign  land,  desti- 
ned, doubtless,  to  be  his  tomb.  It  was 
also  the  day  when  that  guard,  so  no- 
ble, so  devoted,  was  about  to  burst 
the  last  bonds  which  bound  it  to 
the  sovereign  for  whom  all  its  mem- 
bers would  willingly  have  laid  down 
their  lives.  It  was  arranged  that  that 
mournful  ceremony  should  take  place 
at  Valognes. 

"  When  the  moment  arrived,  the 
order  was  given  that  each  company, 
represented  by  its  officers  and  six 
privates,  should  bring  its  standard, 
in  the  order  of  their  respective  se- 
niority. The  King,  the  Dauphin,  the 
Dauphiness,  Madame,  the  Duke  de 
Bourdeaux,  and  Mademoiselle,  en- 
tered at  eleven  o'clock  into  the  room 
where  the  guards  were  successively 
introduced.  The  scene  which  ensued 
will  never  be  effaced  from  the  recol- 
lection of  those  who  witnessed  it;  a 
heart-rending  scene,  when  fallen  ma- 


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jesty  received  its  last  homage  ;  when 
regrets,  sobs,  and  mute  protestations 
were  interchanged,  and  tears  more 
eloquent  than  words  !  The  royal  fa- 
mily received  in  these  touching  adieus 
the  true  consolation  of  the  heart,  the 
sole  which  can  assuage  its  profound 
wounds. 

"  The  King-,  with  a  voice  at  once 
moved  and  mil  of  dignity,  thanked 
his  guards  for  their  conduct,  told 
them  how  much  he  regretted  being 
unable  to  recompense  their  fidelity 
but  by  his  affection,  that  he  would 
never  forget  their  devotion,  and  that 
he  hoped  they  would  never  forget 
him  and  his  family.  He  terminated 
the  discourse  with  these  remarkable 
words  : — 

" '  I  receive,  gentlemen,  from  your 
hands  these  spotless  standards ;  and 
I  trust  the  Duke  de  Bourdeaux  will 
restore  them  to  you  as  unsullied.' 

"  At  these  words  the  enthusiasm 
rose  to  the  highest  pitch.  Tears  flow- 
ed on  all  sides,  but  no  oatli  was 
pronounced,  as  malignity  has  since 
invented.  The  King  would  never 
have  exacted  an  oath  from  those  who 
loved  their  country  which  would 
have  endangered  its  repose."— I. 
359. 

It  is  the  fashion  for  our  modern 
liberals  to  revile  the  Bourbons  ;  but 
the  conduct  here  described  can  well 
afford  to  stand  the  shafts  of  ridicule. 
It  has  become  the  province  of  history ; 
it  will  continue  to  dignify  the  fall  of 
this  illustrious  family,  to  elevate  and 
move  the  human  heart,  forages  after 
the  obscure  herd  who  calumniate 
them  are  lost  in  the  waves  of  forgot- 
ten time. 

The  author  gives  the  following  in- 
teresting account  of  her  conversation 
with  a  leader  of  the  liberal  party  on 
her  first  return  to  Paris. 

"  '  I  have  taken  up  arms,'  said  he, 
'  against  M.  Polignac.  I  regret  that 
the  King  should  have  suffered  from 
the  contre  coup.  But  this  was  no 
children's  sport;  we  were  called  onto 
combat  despotism,  the  ancient  re- 
gime which  we  were  threatened  with 
being  restored.  I  belong  to  the  new 
order  of  things,  by  my  age;  and  I  was 
obliged  to  defend  it.  Those  who  have 
committed  follies  must  bear  their  con- 
sequences ;  they  do  not  even  deserve 
to  be  regretted.' 

:<<  But,  sir,'  replied  I, '  you  are  ra- 
ther in  a  hurry  to  chant  the  hymn 


of  victory.  The  King  has  still  for 
him,  the  provinces,  the  strong  places, 
the  troops,  the  army  of  Algiers,  and 
he  will  certainly  be  supported  by  all 
the  armies  of  Europe.' 

"  The  gentleman  began  to  laugh. 
*  Did  any  one  ever  see,'  he  replied, '  sol- 
diers combat  for  chiefs  who  would 
not  venture  to  put  themselves  at  their 
head  ?  Besides,  ours  have  acquired 
the  unfortunate  habit,  during  the  last 
forty  years,  of  abandoning  the  mas- 
ter who  no  longer  pays  them,  to  range 
themselves  under  the  one  who  holds 
the  treasury.  Men  must  live.  Open 
the  book  of  history  ;  you  will  see 
that  the  army  passed  from  Louis  XVI. 
to  the  Constituent  Assembly  ;  from 
the  legal  to  the  usurping  power,  from 
the  Committee  of  Public  Safety,  in- 
vested with  authority,  to  the  Thermi- 
clorian  re-action.  On  the  1 8th  Fructi- 
dor,  it  abandoned  the  Council  invest- 
ed with  the  legal  right,  in  favour  of  the 
usurping  Directory  ;  and  still  later, 
on  the  18th  Brumaire,  it  answered 
the  call  of  a  hero,  without  any  legiti- 
mate title.  Did  it  defend  that  new 
master  in  1814?  Did  it  defend  the 
King  in  1815  ?  No,  but  it  ranged  it- 
self under  the  command  of  the  for- 
tunate ad  venturer,  whohad  overturn- 
ed the  monarchy.  In  these  last  days, 
what  has  been  the  conduct  of  the 
army  ?  Believe  me,  the  army  remains 
faithful  only  during  battle,  or  in  com- 
bating a  foreign  enemy  ;  but  woe  to 
the  chief  who  counts  upon  itssupport 
in  oppressing  the  nation  !  it  will  al- 
ways escape  from  his  colours.' 

"  I  had  nothing  to  answer  to  that 
chronological  resume,  which  repre- 
sented all  our  military  revolutions 
with  scrupulous  exactness.  I  had  re- 
course to  the  fidelity  of  the  provin- 
ces, but  there  too  the  argument  fail- 
ed me ;  for  I  must  admit  that  my  op- 
ponent had  always  the  better,  at 
least  in  appearance,  in  all  our  argu- 
ments. 

"  *  You  believe,  then,  that  the  Re- 
volution is  completed  ?' 

"  '  Yes,  Madame.' 

"  '  And  who  will  profit  by  it?' 

"  '  Oh  !  you  need  not  be  afraid  that 
some  one  will  reap  its  fruits;  the  ap- 
petite for  profiting  by  others'  achieve- 
ments, is  not  likely  to  fail  in  this  age 
of  ours.  We  shall  have  the  counter- 
part of  the  courtiers  of  the  Restora- 
tion ;  the  wheel  will  turn,  but  it 
will  bring  up  the  same  face.  This 


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last  Revolution  has  come  ten  years 
too  soon,  or  too  late.'  " — II.  9. 

To  all  appearance  this  prediction 
is  destined  to  be  speedily  verified. 
The  Revolution  has  in  no  ways  bene- 
fited any  class  of  the  people,  but 
essentially  injured  all.  The  public 
burdens  have  been  enormously  aug- 
mented; trade  and  industry  pro- 
portionally depressed;  and  the  rapa- 
city of  the  Citizen  King,  and  his  army 
of  courtiers,  exceeds  all  that  is 
charged  against  his  unfortunate  pre- 
decessor. 

The  first  visit  of  M.  de  Chateau- 
briand to  the  authoress  is  given  at 
length,  and  as  every  thing  which 
concerns  that  illustrious  man  is  the 
province  of  history,  and  interests  the 
human  race,  we  shall  transcribe  the 
conversation  which  ensued  between 
them. 

"I  was  buried  in  the  most  pro- 
found reflections,  when  Chateau- 
briand was  announced.  That  illus- 
trious name  made  me  thrill  with 
emotion ;  I  rose  with  sp»ed,  and  ran 
to  meet  my  illustrious  friend  with 
my  eyes  bathed  with  tears. 

" '  By  what  fatality,'  said  he,  '  was 
I  neither  at  Court  nor  with  the 
people  during  the  three  days?  I 
had  just  arrived  from  Dieppe  when 
I  heard  of  the  ordinances.' 

" f  Ah  !  my  friend,  what  a  change 
since  we  met ! — ' 

"  '  What  a  fall,  madam !  what  a 
mixture  of  good  and  evil,  of  virtues 
and  vices  ! — The  race  of  our  Kings 
is  a  third  time  tossed  by  the  tem- 
pests, and  wrecked  on  a  foreign 
shore,  without  our  being  able  to  op- 
pose any  thing  but  tears  and  regrets 
to  the  calamity.— Do  you  know  what 
most  grieves  me  ? — When  I  arrived 
at  the  Gates  of  Paris,  I  ran  to  the  of- 
fice of  the  Journal  des  Debats, 
where  I  remained  a  few  minutes ;  in 
leaving  it,  I  was  seized  by  some 
young  men,  who  raised  me  in  their 
arms,  and  forced  all  who  passed  to 
join  in  the  cry,  "  Vive  M.  De  Cha- 
teaubriand !"  J 

" '  And  why  does  that  distress  you  ?' 

" '  Vive  M.  De  Chateaubriand  on 
the  tomb  of  the  monarchy  !' 

"  *  But  near  that  tomb  is  still  an 
infant,  in  whose  favour  the  ancient 
inheritance  of  Henry  IV.  may  still 
open.' 

"  '  My  voice,  at  least,  shall  not  be 
wanting  in  his  distress.' 


"  With  what  energy  did  he  then 
unfold  to  me  the  sentiments  of  a 
Royalist  and  a  citizen !  He  ran  over 
the  different  parties,  who  were  in 
presence  of  each  other,  and  with  his 
eagle's  eyes  pierced  into  the  depths 
of  futurity. 

"  <  The  Duke  of  Reichstadt,'  said 
lie,  *  has  no  chances  in  his  favour  : 
He  has  nothing  for  him  but  the  in- 
trigues of  the  police  and  the  garri- 
sons.— The  ancient  Napoleonists  will 
not  avail  him,  for  their  attachment  to 
the  son  of  the  hero,  who  has  loaded 
them  with  obligations,  is  kept  in  su- 
bordination to  their  interest,  and 
their  interest  will  lead  them,  like  all 
the  rich,  to  the  Palais  Royal.  As  to 
the  Republicans,  they  have  not  a 
chance  in  their  favour  ;  the  Duke  of 
Orleans  will  carry  the  day.  Reason 
and  prudence  will  induce  the  majo- 
rity of  the  nation  to  range  itself  un- 
der his  banners. — He  will  have  on 
his  side  the  shopkeepers,  the  selfish, 
and  all  the  characters  of  the  Revolu- 
tion, the  empire,  and  the  restoration, 
who  wish  for  repose  and  freedom." 

"  *  And  glory  also.' 

"  *  That  remains  to  be  seen.' 

" '  And  what  do  you  propose  to  do 
in  this  new  regime  ?' 

"  *  If  they  do  not  require  of  me 
services  incompatible  with  my  prin- 
ciples, I  will  not  desert  my  post  in 
the  Chamber  of  Peers;  if  they  do, 
I  will  leave  France  for  ever.' 

" '  No,  my  noble  friend,  you  will 
not  leave  your  country;  it  cannot 
afford  to  detach  you  from  its  glory.' 

"  *  I  cannot,'  he  replied,  *  separate 
my  cause  from  that  of  the  Royal  Fa- 
mily ;  and  since  they  had  doubts  of 
my  devotion,  I  seek  in  misfortune 
the  opportunity  of  giving  fresh  proofs 

"  *  I  fear,'  he  added, '  that  the  steps 
of  the  new  Ministry  will  be  feeble 
and  timid ;  nor  indeed  can  it  be 
otherwise.  It  will  fear  all  the  world^ 
and  will  be  desirous  to  displease  no 
one.  Subsequently  it  will  not  fail  to 
disown  its  origin,  like  an  enriched 
servant,  who,  instead  of  taking  a 
pride  in  his  skill  in  amassing  a  for- 
tune, seeks  to  pass  for  a  member  of 
his  ancient  family,  and  for  that  pur- 
pose adopts  its  forms  and  ceremo- 
nies.— No  one,  however,  is  deceived 
by  all  this  but  the  parvenu  himself, 
but  that  is  sufficient  to  mislead 
them.' "  II.  34. 


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Some  months  after  the  Revolu- 
tion, and  shortly  before  his  death,  the 
authoress  received  a  visit  from  Ben- 
jamin Constant.  The  observations 
of  such  a  man  on  the  passing  events 
are  well  worth  recording. 

" '  Great  events,'  said  I,  '  have  oc- 
curred since  we  last  met.' 

"  <  Yes,'  replied  the  sage,  '  but  I 
fear  those  who  are  reaping  the  fruit 
know  not  how  to  profit  by  them.  Al- 
ready they  are  striving  to  envelope 
royalty  in  the  same  robes,  to  make  it 
repose  on  the  same  couch  as  its  pre- 
decessor, in  order,  without  doubt, 
that  the  change  should  not  be  per- 
ceived. The  dynasty  has  only  chan- 
ged its  chief.  To  hear  our  rulers, 
you  would  imagine  that  the  Revolu- 
tion is  nothing  but  a  chimera,  and 
that  the  new  King  derives  his  sole 
title  from  his  quasi  legitimacy.' 

"  '  I  confess  that  that  word  is  to 
me  utterly  unintelligible.' 

" «  You  had  better  ask  M.  Guizot, 
Dupin,  and  their  associates,  what  it 
means.  I  have  no  wish  to  dispute 
with  them  the  honour  of  the  inven- 
tion.— Fatality  has  attached  itself  to 
the  great  work:  it  was  begun  by 
giants,  it  has  been  continued  by  pig- 
mies, and  now  they  are  striving  to 
degrade  it,  in  order  to  lower  it  to 
their  own  level.  They  will  end  by 
sinking  it,  like  the  Byzantine  Em- 
pire, in  an  ocean  of  words  j  but  let 
us  not  deceive  ourselves.  These 
words  will  swallow  us  up.' 

"  '  It  well  becomes  you  to  rail  at 
eloquence,  who  use  it  with  so  much 
force.' 

"  *  Eloquence,  Madame,  does  not 
consist  in  fine  sophisms,  in  delusions 
coloured  with  art ;  and  yet  we  hear 
nothing  but  that  at  the  Tribune.  The 
King  is  deceived,  the  nation  is  de- 
ceived, all  the  world  is  deceived, 
and  all  that  for  the  benefit  of  foreign 
powers.— We  are  made  to  live  on  il- 
lusions.— We  have  already  advanced 
no  farther  than  the  29th  July,  when 
-we  should  have  raised  that  mighty 
shout,  that  cry  to  arms,  which  would 
have  resounded  to  the  uttermost 
ends  of  the  earth.  Our  rulers,  on 
the  contrary,  are  striving  only  to  re- 
assure foreign  powers,  to  inspire 
submission  to  external  despots. — 
We  are  sleeping  on  the  edge  of  an 
abyss,  and  fortune  in  vain  calls  us  to 
range  ourselves  under  that  immortal 


aegis,  that  tricolour  flag,  which  only 
waves  over  the  Tuileries,  to  contrast 
our  present  humiliation  with  the 
glories  of  the  Republic  and  the  Em- 
pire.' " 

Such  are  the  seducing  colours  un- 
der which  the  passion  of  Republican 
propagandism  veils  its  projects  of 
ambition,  rapine,  and  universal  do- 
minion! 

The  Revolution  of  July  effected 
as  great  a  change  in  the  leaders  of 
fashion,  and  the  manners  of  the  day, 
as  in  the  men  who  held  the  reins  of 
government.  Our  authoress  gives 
the  following  entertaining  account  of 
her  visit  to  a  box  of  a  leader  of  the 
liberal  party  at  the  opera : — 

"  M.  De.  L.  passed  into  the  ante- 
chamber, and  I  rejoined  him  in  half 
an  hour,  equipped  for  the  opera,  in 
that  dress  du  juste  milieu,  which  was 
then  beginning  to  be  in  fashion. — We 
set  out,  arrived  at  the  theatre ;  and 
after  passing  through  several  boxes, 
I  found  myself  in  that  of  M.  Guizot, 
the  Minister  of  the  Interior,  directly 
opposite  that  gentleman,  and  the 
high  and  mighty  dame,  his  wife,  sur- 
rounded by  a  crowd  of  the  new  cour- 
tiers, of  whom  I  thus  appeared  to 
swell  the  train. 

"  Indignant  at  the  trick  which  had 
thus  been  played  on  me,  I  looked  at 
my  friend  who  had  thus  conducted 
me  into  the  middle  of  that  liberal 
mob,  but  he  had  concealed  him- 
self behind  M.  Raoul  Rochette,  and 
others,  whom  I  little  expected  to  meet 
in  such  company.  The  lady  of  the 
place  rose  to  receive  me;  her  form 
was  arrayed  to  advantage  in  a  mus- 
lin robe  edged  with  blonde,  intended 
no  doubt  to  exhibit  the  union  of  sim- 
plicity and  riches.  The  contrast  was 
truly  curious.— She  was  decked  out 
like  a  chapel,  flowers,  plumes,  rib- 
bons ;  nothing  was  awanting ;  I  was 
dazzled  at  the  sight. 

"  M.  Guizot  was  dressed  in  a  hand- 
some black  coat,  a  white  waistcoat, 
tight  pantaloons  of  light  blue  ;  shoes 
finely  blacked,  with  soles  half  an  inch 
thick ;  a  round  hat,  adorned  with  an 
enormous  tricolour  cockade  ;  gloves 
almost  new  :  in  fine,  he  exhibited  the 
true  costume  of  a  petit-maitre,  only 
you  would  have  some  difficulty  to 
assign  the  period  of  civilisation  to 
which  it  belonged. 
«  I  was  formally  conducted  to  a 


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chair  near  that  of  the  Minister's  lady. 
They  complimented  me,  with  that 
protecting  air  which  so  well  becomes 
power,  and  I  answered  with  all  the 
humility  which  suited  my  humble 
situation. 

"  While  seated  there,  I  had  leisure 
to  admire  the  cro  wd  of  young  deyans, 
with  their  dressed  mustaches  and 
affected  airs,  who  arranged  them- 
selves, in  close  column,  round  the 
ladies  whose  husbands  were  in  credit 
with  the  government,  as  if  to  debar 
all  approach  to  a  humbler  class  of 
supplicants.  There  was  something 
truly  amusing  in  the  manners  of  these 
fine  gentlemen;  their  college  airs, 
their  bourgeois  manners,  their  aping 
the  ease  of  the  Court.  They  spoke 
aloud,  used  abundance  of  gesticula- 
tion, and  were  perfectly  irresistible. 
The  ladies  fanned  themselves,  with 
a  charming  air  of  simplicity ;  there 
was  an  ease,  an  abandon  in  their  de- 
meanour, which  made  me  feel  all 
the  rusticity  of  my  previous  habits. 
I  felt  like  a  young  village  girl  sud- 
denly transported  from  her  cottage 
into  a  numerous  circle,  where  every 
thing  she  sees  and  hears  is  a  novel- 
ty ;  with  this  difference,  that,  instead 
of  being  transported  from  the  cottage 
to  the  palace,  I  had  fallen  from  the 
palace  to  the  cottage.  Never  in  my 
life  had  I  witnessed  such  a  scene; 
but,  I  own,  that  after  half  an  hour,  I 
began  to  think  I  had  had  enough  of 
it. 

" '  Is  the  curtain  never  to  fall,'  said 
I  to  the  gentleman  who  accompanied 
me,  who  at  length  ventured  to  ap- 
proach my  side. 

" '  No,  madam ;  for  the  master  of  the 
fete  has  just  ordered  refreshments.' 

"  '  Heaven  have  mercy  onus!'  ex- 
claimed I.  *  I  already  begin  to  per- 
ceive the  scent  of  cider  and  beer.  — 
Where  on  earth  have  you  brought 
me  ?'  said  I  to  my  companion,  as  soon 
as  we  had  left  the  box. 

"  'Where  I  promised,'  said  he—'  to 
the  representation  of  a  Comedie  Bour- 
geoise,  with  this  difference,  that  I  did 
not  tell  you  that  it  was  to  take  place 
at  the  Minister  of  the  Interior's.'  " 

Now,  this  raillery  appears  to  us 
richly  deserved.  We  admire  M.  Gui- 
zot  as  much  as  any  one,  and  will  soon 
make  our  readers  acquainted  with 
his  great  works ;  but  when  a  profes- 
sor, leaving  his  proper  sphere,  be- 


comes a  Minister  of  the  Interior,  and 
assumes,  for  a  little  brief  space,  the 
airs  of  a  courtier,  he  becomes  the 
fit  object  of  ridicule.  The  ludicrous 
character  of  the  scene  which  is  here 
so  well  described,  is  a  just  satire  on 
the  folly  and  presumption  of  that  le- 
velling spiritof  the  present  day  which 
would  remove  every  thing  from  its 
proper  sphere,  make  learning  de- 
spicable without  being  useful,  and 
industry  tumultuous  without  being 
beneficial. 

Talleyrand  is  also  introduced  on 
the  scene.  The  following  conversa- 
tion will  exhibit  the  views  of  this  ve- 
teran politician  on  the  recent  chan- 
ges. 

"  c  I  know  not,  madam ;  but  I  be- 
lieve that  war  would  not  suit  France 
at  this  moment.  The  sight  of  the 
tricolour  flag  could  not  be  agreeable 
to  the  foreign  powers,  as  recalling 
the  victory  of  a  people  over  their 
king.  But  what  most  disquiets  me 
is  to  see  our  old  men  ape  the  ideas 
of  the  young,  and  our  youth  assume 
the  decrepitude  of  age.  The  latter 
are  employed  in  the  government- 
to-morrow  they  will  be  sent  back  to 
their  schools.' 

"  '  What !  do  you  not  recollect 
they  are  now  our  rulers  ?' 

"  '  You  know,  madam,  that  wise 
men  sometimes  bend  to  the  caprices 
of  children,  to  let  their  vehemence 
evaporate;  but,  I  must  own,  every 
thing  which  has  recently  occurred 
in  France  makes  me  think  that  all, 
young  and  old,  have  profited  nothing 
by  the  lessons  of  the  past.  It  was  in 
vain  to  expect  that  that  unanimity,  of 
which  the  Revolution  boasted  so 
loudly,  could  continue.  On  all  sides, 
complaints  will  soon  arise  from  those 
who  now  dissemble  their  regrets  and 
their  hopes.  The  spirit  of  complaint 
is  more  persevering  than  that  of  joy. 
The  first  law  passed  after  a  Revolu- 
tion should  be  that  of  an  ostracism.' 

" '  You  have  not  even,'  said  I, '  the 
relief  of  emigration  ' 

"  «  So  much  the  worse.  In  1830, 
as  at  the  era  of  the  consulate,  I  was 
desirous  that  the  Government  should 
give  an  issue  to  all  the  humours  of  the 
social  body  by  encouraging  emigra- 
tion. How  many  Frenchmen"™  ould 
embrace  with  alacrity  the  project  of 
carrying  their  disappointments  to  a 
foreign  shore  !  How  many  are  there, 


1832.]  French  Memoirs.     No.  II.  237 

among  whom,  were  it  but  for  a  mo-  of  recent  times.  Wearenotsufficient- 

ment,  a  new  climate  is  become  an  ab-  ly  behind  the  curtain  to  know,  whe- 

solute  want !    Those  who,  remaining  ther  the  conversations  are  all  to  be 

alone,  have  lost  in  battle  all  that  em-  fully  relied  on,  though,  from  their 

bellished  their  existence,  and  those  to  being  given  as  the  words  of  living 

whom  it  has  become  a  burden!  What  characters,  the  variety  of  ideas  and 

a  relief  would  it  afford  to  that  crowd  the  force  of  expression  which  they 

of  political  maladies  ;  to  those  in-  contain,  there  seems  no  reason  to 

flexible  characters,  whom  no  reverse  believe  they  are  apocryphal.     At  all 

can  bend;  those  ardent  imaginations  events,  they  convey  a  clear,  forcible, 

whom  no  reasonings  can  aft'ect;  those  and  condensed  view  of  the  ideas  of 

fascinated  spirits  whom  noevents  will  the  leading  political  characters  and 

convince ;  those  who  ever  find  them-  great  parties  in  the  state,  during  those 

selves  crowded  in  their  native  coun-  eventful  times  ;   and  as  such,  seem 

try ;  the  crowd  of  speculators,  and  Avell  deserving  of  attention.  We  have 

of  those  who  desire  to  affix  their  given  them  at  length,  both  because 

names  to  new  establishments ;   the  our  readers  have  elsewhere  enough 

many  for  whom  France  is  still  too  of  our  own  ideas,  and  because  we 

agitated  ,*  the  still  greater  numbers  despair  at  conveying  otherwise  than 

for  whom  it  is  too  calm !'  "  in  the  humble  guise  of  a  translation, 

We  know  not  what  our  readers  the  clear  and  luminous  ideas  of  the 

may  think  of  these  passages ;   but  illustrious  characters  whom  the  ma- 

they  appear  to  us  to  be  among  the  gic  lantern  of  this  lively  writer  brings 

most  entertaining    and    instructive  successively  before  our  eyes, 
pages  we  have  read  in  the  literature 


THE  MOONLIGHT  CHURCHYARD. 
BY  DELTA. 

THERE  is  no  cloud  to  mar  the  depth  of  blue, 

Through  which  the  silent,  silver  moon  careers, 
Save  in  the  west  some  streaks  of  hazy  hue, 

Through  which  pale  Vesper,  twinkling,  re-appears  ; 

The  sacred  harmony  which  rules  the  spheres 
Descends  on  lower  regions,  and  the  mind, 

Stripp'd  of  the  vain  solicitudes  and  fears, 
Which  seem  the  heritage  of  humankind, 
Commingles  with  the  scene,  and  leaves  its  cares  behind. 

To  gaze  upon  the  studded  arch  above, 
And  on  thy  placid  beauty,  mystic  moon, 

Shedding  abroad  the  mysteries  of  love, 
And  rendering  night  more  exquisite  than  noon, 
Expands  the  sinking  spirit ;  while,  as  soon 

As  from  terrestrial  frailties  we  retire, 
And  to  thy  hallowed  mood  our  hearts  attune, 

To  those  benignant  feelings  we  aspire, 
\Vhich  make  the  spirit  glow  with  purified  desire. 

'Tis  sweet,  thus  resting  on  this  grassy  mound, 
To  look  upon  the  vales  that  stretch  below, 

On  the  old  woods,  that  throw  their  shadows  round, 
And  on  the  silver  streams  of  ceaseless  flow, 
Murmuring  and  making  music  as  they  go ; 

And  on  the  hamlets,  where  a  little  star, 
Beaming  within  the  lattice,  makes  to  glow 

The  homeward  traveller's  heart,  as,  from  afar, 
He  hails  a  shelter  from  the  world's  contentious  jar. 

The  shatter' d  wrecks  of  generations  past, 
Slumbering  around  me  are  the  village  dead  : 

O'er  them  no  sculptured  stones  their  shadows  cast, 
To  keep  the  moonshine  from  their  verdant  bed, 


238  The  Moonlight  Churchyard.  [Feb. 

Here  oft  my  steps  hath  Contemplation  led  ; 
And  here,  alone,  in  solemn  reverie, 

Under  this  hoary  elm,  with  lichens  red, 
I  have  thought  how  years  and  generations  flee, 
And  of  the  things  which  were,  and  never  more  shall  be  ! 

Nor  is  the  day  far  distant,  nor  the  hour 

Deep  in  the  bosom  of  Futurity, 
When  all  that  revel  now  in  pride  and  power, 

Commingling  dust  with  dust  as  low  shall  lie ; 

Yes  !  all  that  live  and  move  beneath  the  sky 
An  equal  doom  awaits;  our  sires  have  pass'd — 

Alike  the  mightiest  and  the  meanest  die ; 
And,  slowly  come  the  doom,  or  come  it  fast, 
The  inexorable  grave  awaits  us  all  at  last. 

But  man  was  made  for  bustle  and  for  strife; 

Though  sometimes,  like  the  sun  on  summer  days, 
The  bosom  is  unruffled,  yet  his  life 

Consists  in  agitation,  and  his  ways 

Are  through  the  battling  storm -blasts ;  to  erase 
Some  fancied  wrong,  to  gain  some  promised  joy, 

To  gather  earthly  good,  or  merit  praise, 
Are — and  will  be — the  objects  that  employ 
His  thoughts,  and  lead  him  on  to  dazzle  or  destroy. 

Yet  lost  to  all  that  dignifies  our  kind, 

Cold  were  the  heart,  and  bigoted  indeed, 
Which,  by  its  selfish  principles  made  blind, 

Could  destine  all  that  differ' d  from  its  creed 

To  utterless  perdition  :  who  can  feed 
A  doctrine  so  debasing  in  the  breast  ? 

We  who  are  dust  and  ashes,  who  have  need 
Of  mercy,  not  of  judgment ;  and,  at  best, 
Are  vanity  to  him,  with  whom  our  fate  must  rest. 

Since  thus  so  feeble,  happy  'tis  for  us, 

That  the  All-Seeing  is  our  judge  alone  ! 
We  walk  in  darkness — but  not  always  thus ; 

The  veil  shall  be  withdrawn,  and  man  be  shown 

Mysterious  laws  of  nature  now  unknown  : 
Yes !  what  is  shrouded  from  our  feeble  sight, 

Or  now  seems  but  a  chaos  overgrown 
With  marvels,  hidden  in  the  womb  of  night, 
Shall  burst  upon  our  view,  clear,  beautiful,  and  bright. 

Oh  !  who  that  gazes  on  the  lights  of  life, 

Man  in  his  might,  and  woman  in  her  bloom, 
Would  think,  that,  after  some  brief  years  of  strife, 

Both  must  be  tenants  of  the  silent  tomb  ! 

Nought  can  revoke  the  irrevocable  doom, — 
Childhood's  despair,  man's  prayer,  or  woman's  tear ; 

The  soul  must  journey  through  the  vale  of  gloom ; 
And,  e'er  it  enters  on  a  new  career, 
Burn  in  the  light  of  hope,  or  shrink  with  conscious  fear. 

Then  in  resigned  submission  let  us  bow 

Before  the  Providence  that  cares  for  all : 
'Tis  thine,  oh  God,  to  take  or  to  bestow, 

To  raise  the  meek,  or  bid  the  mighty  fall  ; 

Shall  low-born  doubts,  shall  earthly  fears  enthrall 
The  deathless  soul  which  emanates  from  thee  ? 

Forbid  the  degradation  !     No — it  shall 
Burst  from  earth's  bonds,  like  daystar  from  the  sea, 
When  from  the  rising  sun  the  shades  of  darkness  flee  ! 


1832.1 


The  Aga  of  the  Janizaries, 


239 


THE  AGA  OF  THE  JANIZARIES, 


ITALY  has  probably  produced  more 
of  that  distinctive  quality  called  ge- 
nius, than  any  other  nation  of  Eu- 
rope. What  she  was  in  the  days  of 
antiquity  we  scarcely  know,  farther 
than  she  was  mistress  of  the  world. 
Greece  seems  then  to  have  borne 
away  the  prize  of  genius.  But,  be- 
fore the  question  can  be  decided,  we 
must  remember  that  ancient  Greece 
was  exactly  in  the  circumstances 
which  are  most  favourable  to  the  ex- 
pansion of  the  intellect,  while  an- 
cient Rome,  from  the  time  when  she 
was  relieved  from  the  pressure  of 
perpetual  war,  was  exactly  in  the 
circumstances  most  unfavourable  to 
that  expansion ; — that  Greece  was  a 
group  of  republics,  which  even, 
when  under  the  dominion  of  Rome, 
were  less  enslaved  than  tranquilli- 
zed, while  Italy  was  a  solid  despo- 
tism, shaken  only  by  civil  wars, 
which  at  once  riveted  the  fetters  of 
the  despotism,  impoverished  the  no- 
bles, and  corrupted  the  people. 

But  on  the  revival  of  Europe  from 
the  ruin  and  the  sleep  of  the  dark 
ages,  Italy  was  placed  under  the 
original  circumstances  of  Greece : 
the  land  was  a  group  of  republics ; 
all  was  sudden  opulence,  wild  liber- 
ty, and  fiery  enthusiasm.  She  became 
first  the  merchant,  then  the  warrior, 
of  Europe ;  then  the  poet,  then  the 
painter,  of  the  world.  From  that 
period  she  was  the  universal  school 
of  the  arts,  those  higher  arts  which 
regulate  and  raise  the  character 
of  mankind,  government,  political 
knowledge,  law,  theology,  poetry, 
not  less  than  those  graceful  arts 
which  soothe  or  decorate  human 
life ;  her  music,  sculpture,  painting, 
the  drama,  the  dance,  were  unrival- 
ed. In  all  periods,  when  a  science 
had  grown  old,  and  the  world  began 
.  to  look  upon  it  as  exhausted,  Italy 
threw  a  new  stream  of  life  into  it, 
and  it  began  its  career  again  for  new 
triumphs.  An  Italian  revived  geo- 
graphy by  the  discovery  of  a  new 
hemisphere,  and  revived  astronomy 
by  giving  us  the  telescope,  and  throw- 
ing open  the  gates  of  the  starry 
world.  An  Italian  awoke  us  to  a 
new  knowledge  of  the  mechanism  of 
nature  by  the  air-pump,  the  barome- 


ter, and  the  pendulum.  An  Italian 
made  architecture  a  new  attribute 
of  man,  by  hanging  the  dome  of  St 
Peter's  in  the  air.  An  Italian  made 
the  wonders  of  ancient  painting  cre- 
dible by  surpassing  them,  and  giving 
to  mankind  an  art  which  now  can 
never  die.  While  Italy  continued  a 
warring  nation,  all  the  great  leaders 
of  the  European  armies  were  either 
Italians  or  the  pupils  of  Italy.  The 
Sforza,  Castruccia,  Parma,  Monte- 
cuculi,  were  the  very  lights  of  mar- 
tial science  ;  and  who  was  the  sub- 
verter  of  Europe  and  its  kings  in  our 
own  day  ?  who  was  the  inventor  of 
a  new  art  of  war,  and  the  terrible 
realizer  of  his  own  fearful  but  bril- 
liant theory  ?  An  Italian ! 

This  universal  supremacy  in  things 
of  the  intellect  is  genius.  All  was 
original;  for  genius  is  originality. 
All  was  powerful,  practical,  and 
made  to  impress  its  character  upon 
the  living  generation,  and  the  gene- 
rations to  come.  For  the  highest 
genius  is  the  most  practical :  genius 
is  no  trifler ;  it  may  be  fastidious;  it 
may  love  to  dream  a  world  of  its 
own ;  it  may  look  with  scorn  on  the 
feeble  and  tardy  progress  by  which 
humbler  powers  attain  the  height 
which  it  reaches  with  a  wave  of  its 
wing;  but  when  it  once  comes  to 
its  task,  and  treads  the  ground,  its 
pressure  is  felt  by  the  vigour  of  its 
tread.  It  moves  direct  to  its  pur- 
pose,— its  purpose  is  worthy  of  its 
rjowers ;  simplicity,  strength,  and 
force,  are  its  essence,  and  it  leaves 
the  evidence  of  its  noble  interposi- 
tion, perhaps  in  the  overthrow  of 
kingdoms,  perhaps  in  their  renova- 
tion, but,  in  all  its  acts,  leaves  the 
proof  of  faculties  given  with  the  ob- 
ject of  changing  the  direction,  or  re- 
novating the  strength,  of  the  general 
human  mind. 

To  come  to  the  immediate  pur- 
pose of  the  narrative.  In  the  war 
of  the  Russians  and  Imperialists  on 
the  Ottoman  Porte,  which  ended  with 
the  peace  of  Oczakow,  Dec.  1791, 
it  was  remarked  that  the  fortune 
which  had  so  signally  accompanied 
the  Imperialist  armies  in  the  earlier 
parts  of  the  campaign,  as  signally 
deserted  them  towards  its  close ;  and 


240 

that  Turkey,  which  had  been  saved 
by  little  short  of  miracle  from  the 
first  incursion  of  the  Austrian  army, 
concluded  by  not  merely  repelling 
those  arms,  but  placing  herself  in  a 
higher  rank  than  she  had  held  before. 
The  Osmanlis  of  course  attributed 
this  singular  change  to  the  protec- 
tion of  their  prophet ;  but  those  who 
were  unable  to  lift  their  eyes  to  the 
paradise  where  he  sits  on  sofas  of 
eternal  green  velvet,  drinking  pearl 
and  ruby  sherbet,  and  surrounded 
by  Adalisques  surpassing  all  the 
Circassians  extant,  found  a  sufficient 
reason  in  the  good  fortune  which 
had  raised  Hassan  Caramata  from 
the  rank  of  a  camel-driver  in  the 
camp,  to  the  high  and  responsible 
situation  of  Aga  of  the  Janizaries. 

There  was  but  little  known  of 
Hassan  in  his  former  career,  as  a 
matter  of  course,  for  Turkey  has  not 
yet  had  among  the  invaders  of  its 
quiet  any  amateurs  in  biography, 
collectors  of  "  secret  memoirs,"  or 
compilers  of  autographs.  It  was 
taken  for  granted  that  he  was  the  son 
of  somebody,  and  that  was  enough  ; 
but  it  was  seen  that  he  was  a  capital 
soldier,  and  that  was  more  satisfac- 
tory to  the  general  interest  than  if 
he  had  his  veins  incarnadined  by  the 
blood  of  all  the  Osmans.  He  had, 
besides,  got  a  character,  which  ef- 
fectually precluded  all  applications 
for  his  history  from  his  own  lips. 
He  was  not  merely  one  of  the  best 
handlers  of  the  scimitar  in  the  do- 
minions of  the  faith,  but  one  of  the 
most  unhesitating  in  its  use.  He 
was  known  to  have  cut  from  the 
skull  to  the  chin,  at  a  single  sweep, 
one  of  his  own  captains,  who  had 
ventured  to  growl  at  an  order  in  the 
field ;  and  his  habits  were  of  a  keen 
and  vindictive  vengeance,  which 
above  all  other  things  turns  the  edge 
of  curiosity. 

It  is  perfectly  well  known  that 
there  was  no  man  in  the  dominions 
of  the  Sultan,  whom  that  Sultan  so 
thoroughly  feared;  yet  when  Hassan 
was  but  a  captain  of  the  Delhis  of 
the  bodyguard,  he  had  established 
so  decided  a  character  for  bringing 
things  to  a  speedy  issue  with  the 
scimitar  or  the  carbine,  that  he  re- 
ceived plumes,  diamonds,  and  em- 
broidered bridles  and  saddles  with- 
out number,  under  the  pretext  of  his 
adroitness  in  riding  or  javelin-throw- 


The  Aga  of  the  Janizaries. 


[Feb. 


ing,  but,  as  was  well  known,  for  his 
being  able  to  strike  off  the  neck  of  a 
bull  at  a  blow,  for  his  being  the  most 
unfailing  shot  in  the  service,  and 
from,  what  was  more  to  the  purpose, 
the  universal  knowledge  that  an  an- 
gry dance  from  the  Sultan  himself, 
would  have  been  merely  the  preli- 
minary to  a  trial  of  speed  between 
them,  whether  thelSultan's  Icoglans 
should  first  have  Hassan's  head  in  a 
sack,  or  Hassan  should  have  sent  an 
ounce  ball  through  the  heart  of  his 
angry  master.  The  question  was 
easily  settled,  for  the  Sultan  must  act 
by  proxy,  which,  however  sure,  is 
slow,  while  Hassan  would  act  in  per- 
son, which  is  at  once  sure  and  swift. 
The  consequence  was,  that  this 
fiercest  of  men  and  most  uncourtly 
of  courtiers  was  suffered  to  take  his 
way,  treating  Sultan  and  slave  with 
nearly  equal  want  of  ceremony,  and 
still,  to  the  universal  astonishment, 
advancing  in  military  rank.  It  was 
notorious,  too,  that  he  openly  scoffed 
at  all  the  accredited  modes  of  rising 
in  the  body-guard  of  any  nation  un- 
der the  sun.  He  neither  made  a 
party  among  the  clerks  of  the  Divan, 
by  promising  them  double  allowan- 
ces when  he  should  be  Vizier,  nor 
bribed  the  Sultanas,  nor  told  fables 
of  his  superior  officers,  nor  made  a 
lower  sal  am  to  the  Vizier,  the  Mufti,  or 
the  Capudan  Pasha,  than  to  his  own 
Korseruldeer.  On  the  contrary,  but 
a  short  time  before  the  fight  of 
Tchesme,  he  had  a  furious  alterca- 
tion with  the  Capudan,  in  the  pre- 
sence of  the  Sultan  himself.  He  tore 
the  beard  and  struck  off  the  turban 
of  that  fortunate  slave  and  miserable 
admiral,  pronounced  that,  as  he  had 
been  a  slipper-maker  in  his  youth , 
he  was  fit  for  nothing  but  to  make 
slippers  to  the  end  of  his  days,  struck 
him  with  the  sheath  of  his  scimitar 
in  the  face,  and  declared  that  as 
surely  as  he  took  the  command  of 
the  Turkish  fleet,  so  surely  would  he 
either  leave  it  on  a  sandbank,  or  in 
flames,  or  in  the  enemy's  hands; — 
three  predictions  which  were  all 
verified  in  one  fact.  For  all  the  world 
now  knows  that  the  Capudan  actual- 
ly first  stranded  his  fleet,  saw  it  strike 
to  the  Russian  flag,  and  then  saw  it 
burn  to  cinders  on  the  shores  of  the 
memorable  bay  of  Tchesme.  The 
whole  assemblage  of  Pashas  round 
the  head  of  the  Moslemans  were  in- 


1832.] 


The  Aga  of  the  Janizaries. 


dignant  at  this  breach  of  decorum, 
but  silence  is  the  virtue  of  courts, 
even  in  Turkey.  They  waited  for  the 
Sultan's  indignation  to  speak.  But  it 
said  nothing.  And  Hassan  Caramata 
quietly  stalked  through  the  midst  of 
a  hundred  and  fifty  diamond-hilted 
daggers,  and  ten  thousand  carved 
and  filagreed  muskets,  all  thirsting 
for  his  blood.  Yet  neither  dagger  nor 
trigger  moved.  All  eyes  were  fixed 
on  the  Sultan,  and  his  were  fixed  on 
the  towering  height  and  undaunted 
stride  of  the  Delhi  as  he  moved  from 
the  hall.  In  half  an  hour  after,  every 
Pasha  in  Constantinople  saw,  to  their 
utter  astonishment,"  Hassan  Cara- 
mata, the  accursed,  the  ferocious, 
galloping  along  the  valley  of  the 
Limes,  in  command  of  the  Sultan's 
escort,  shooting  off  the  necks  of 
bottles  as  usual  with  his  infallible 
balls,  and  throwing  the  javelin  with 
a  force  that  made  competition  des- 
perate, and  drew  loud  applause  even 
from  the  gravity  of  the  Commander 
of  the  Faithful  himself.  This  was  de- 
cisive. The  Capudan  Pasha  put  to 
sea,  content  with  the  loss  of  his 
beard  and  turban,  provided  it  were 
not  followed  by  the  loss  of  the  head 
to  which  they  belonged.  The  Pashas 
went  back  to  their  governments,  to 
consult  the  soothsayers  on  the  new 
kind  of  magic  by  which  the  mightiest 
of  the  mighty  allowed  the  meanest 
of  the  mean  to  tear  beards  and  tur- 
bans in  their  presence.  But  the  Vi- 
zier instantly  sent  for  the  Delhi, 
complimented  him  orientally  upon 
the  grace  of  his  manners,  and  the 
respect  for  the  best  of  masters,  which 
distinguished  him  among  the  child- 
ren of  the  Prophet,  in  vested  him  with 
a  scimitar  belt  of  honour,  gave  him 
his  favourite  charger,  and  gave  into 
his  hand  the  commission  of  chief  of 
the  body-guard. 

Joseph  and  Catherine  had  com- 
bined to  rob  the  Sultan  of  whatever 
they  could.  Joseph  longed  for  Bel- 
grade, Catherine  for  Bender;  and 
with  a  hundred  and  fifty  thousand 
gallant  savages  between  them,  there 
was  a  fair  prospect  of  their  getting 
any  thing  that  was  to  be  paid  for  by 
blood.  Hassan  saw  the  Vizier  and 
the  army  pass  in  review  before  the 
Sultan.  "The  Delhi  smiles,"  said  the 
sovereign,  "  does  he  not  think  the  Ja- 
nizaries invincible?"  "Yes,"  was  the 
answer.  "  They  are  invincible  against 
VOL.  xxxi.  NO.  cxc. 


241 

every  thing  but  cannon,  bayonets, 
and  men.  The  black  beards  (the  Aus- 
trians)  will  trample  them,  the  yellow 
beards  (the  Russians)  will  trample 
them.  The  Vizier  will  leave  every 
thing  behind  but  his  brains,  and  the 
troops  every  thing  but  their  hearts." 
The  Sultan,  with  a  familiarity  ex- 
tended to  no  other  of  his  officers, 
enquired  how  it  was  possible  to  con- 
vey either,  after  leaving  the  man  be- 
hind. "  Simply,"  said  Hassan,  "be- 
cause no  man  can  lose  that  which 
he  never  possessed."  The  answer 
would  have  cost  the  Vizier  himself 
fifty  heads  if  he  had  them ;  but  Has- 
san seemed  guarded  by  a  spell.  The 
result  of  his"  last  retort  was  an  in- 
stant commission  of  Aga  of  the  Ja- 
nizaries. 

The  prophecy  turned  out  true. 
The  Vizier  was  beaten  on  all  occa- 
sions ;  the  Janizaries  were  beaten  un- 
til the  sound  of  an  Austrian  trumpet 
sent  them  flying  to  all  points  of  the 
compass.  The  Russians  were  raising 
their  batteries  against  Bender ;  Co- 
bourg  and  his  chasseurs  were  carry- 
ing off  Pashas  daily  from  the  sub- 
urbs of  Belgrade ;  the  war  was  like  a 
war  of  sportsmen  against  the  wood- 
pigeons  of  Walachia.  When  sudden- 
ly the  whole  scene  changed.  Patroles 
cut  off,  convoys  taken,  detached  corps 
of  cavalry  disappearing  as  if  they  had 
sunk  into  the  earth,  excited  the  ut- 
most astonishment  in  the  combined 
camp.  The  soldiers  began  to  think  the 
ghouls  and  vampires  had  made  a  sor- 
tie upon  them,  and  that  they  were 
fighting  with  things  of  the  air  or  the 
grave.  Cobourg  proposed  to  retreat 
from  this  perilous  ground,  but  was 
attacked  on  that  night,  and,  after  a 
loss  of  some  thousand  infantry,  dri- 
ven on  the  road  to  Transylvania.  The 
Russian  general  wrote  for  reinforce- 
ments from  the  frontier  garrisons. 
They  marched,  but  were  never  heard 
of.  From  the  time  of  the  famous  bat- 
tle of  Forhani,  in  which  the  allies  cut 
up  the  Turkish  line,  they  never  gain- 
ed an  advantage.  All  was  famine, 
flight,  loss,  and  wonder.  The  secret 
came  out  at  last.  The  Vizier  still 
commanded,  but  his  age  was  vene- 
rable, and  he  had  given  up  all  duties 
but  those  of  smoking  his  calaun, 
and  perfuming  his  beard.  His  asth- 
ma disqualified  him  from  the  open 
air,  and  he  consequently  regula- 
ted the  affairs  of  war  and  peace, 
Q 


The  Ago,  of  the  Janizaries. 


242 

asleep  and  awake,  on  his  sofa,  and 
with  as  much  dexterity  at  one  time 
as  at  another.  But  Caramata  was  in 
the  field.  The  Delhi  had  brought 
some  corps  of  his  favourite  troops 
with  him,  and,  what  was  better,  he 
had  brought  the  Delhi  spirit  with  his 
troops.  Before  a  month  was  past, 
every  Spahi  was  as  eager  for  a  trial 
of  his  scimitar  on  the  Austrian  hel- 
mets as  if  he  had  ate  nothing  but 
opium  from  the  beginning  of  the 
campaign.  The  Janizaries  brightened 
their  kettles  anew,  and  the  sight  of 
the  horsetail  was  soon  a  terror  to  the 
platoons  of  the  yellow  beards.  Has- 
san was  still  the  same  gloomy,  soli- 
tary, and  incomprehensible  being; 
more  sarcastic  than  ever,  and  more 
ferocious  in  quarters,  in  camp,  and 
in  the  field.  He  had  but  one  punish- 
ment for  all  offences — the  edge  of  the 
scimitar.  "  We  come  to  the  field  to 
slaughter  men,  not  to  save  cowards," 
was  his  expression,  when  he  ordered 
a  troop  of  his  Delhis  to  ride  in  upon 
a  regiment  of  Janizaries  that  had  suf- 
fered itself  to  be  surprised.  "  You 
reproach  us  Turks  with  cruelty," 
said  he  one  day  to  an  Austrian  ge- 
neral, who  came  to  propose  a  cessa- 
tion of  arms,  "  but  the  only  differ- 
ence between  us  is,  that  you  are  hy- 
pocrites, and  we  are  not.  You  call 
yourselves  soldiers,  and  you  murder 
all  that  you  can ;  we  call  ourselves 
murderers,  and  we  act  up  to  the  pro- 

f*          •  11 

fession. 

Hassan  at  least  acted  up  to  his 
word ;  for  on  the  very  night  which 
saw  the  Austrian  return  to  his  Prince 
with  a  fierce  message  of  defiance,  the 
whole  of  the  imperial  foragers  were 
cut  off,  and  the  regiments  of  hussars 
which  guarded  them  sent  to  the  right 
about  with  such  expedition,  that  they 
left  three-fourths  of  their  number 
under  the  hoofs  of  the  Spahis' 
horses. 

Winter  began  to  blow,  freeze,  and 
sleet  from  the  tops  of  the  Carpathians; 
and'the  allies,  fully  satisfied  with 
having  been  beaten  for  three  months 
without  intermission,  and  already 
harassed  almost  to  death,  rejoiced  in 
the  sight  of  the  first  sheets  of  snow 
on  the  hills,  as  an  omen  of  winter 
quarters.  But  the  Aga  of  the  Jani- 
zaries told  his  troops  that  now  was 
the  time  to  smite  both  black  beard 


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and  yellow — that  cowards  required 
warm  weather  to  put  blood  into  their 
veins,  but  that  brave  men  could  fight 
in  all  weathers.  He  grew  more  ad- 
venturous than  ever,  dashed  with  his 
Spahis  at  every  thing  that  appeared 
within  a  horizon  of  a  hundred  miles, 
broke  into  the  detached  camps  of  the 
allied  forces,  took  cannon,  ammuni- 
tion,and  waggons;  and,beforeamonth 
was  out,  sent  a  pile  of  standards  to 
Constantinople  large  enough  to  hang 
the  ceiling  of  the  Santa  Sophia,  and 
beards  and  mustaches  enough  to 
stuff  all  the  footstools  of  the  Seraglio. 
Joseph  and  Catherine  were  astonish- 
ed. Alarm  followed,  and  then  wis- 
dom. They  sent  a  proposal  for  an 
armistice  to  the  Vizier.  The  Vizier 
for  once  laid  aside  his  pipe,  and  pre- 
pared to  forward  the  envoy  to  the 
Sultan.  Caramata  came  in  during 
the  conference,  ordered  the  envoy 
to  be  seized,  gave  him  into  the  hands 
of  his  Delhis,  and  turned  him  out  of 
the  camp,  with  a  solemn  declaration, 
that  the  next  envoy  should  have  his 
choice  of  the  bastinado,  or  the  mouth 
of  the  largest  howitzer  in  the  Turkish 
lines.  The  Vizier  said,  «  Allah  il  Al« 
lah,"  resumed  his  pipe,  and  said  no 
more.  The  envoy  was  escorted  to 
the  enemy's  camp,  and  on  that  night 
Cobourg  found  his  tents  on  fire  about 
his  ears,  and  was  forced  to  make  his 
way  as  well  as  he  could  towards  the 
Barmat.  Within  three  nights  after, 
the  redoubtable  Suwarrow  was  for- 
ced to  fight  his  way  through  ten 
thousand  gallant  horse,  who  stripped 
him  of  every  gun  and  fragment  of 
baggage.  Bender  and  Belgrade  were 
now  both  effectually  cleared.  The 
Sultan  sent  his  Aga  the  Cheleuk*  of 
honour  ;  the  Vizier  was  ordered  to 
Constantinople,  there  to  cure  his 
asthma  by  the  fresh  air  of  the  Bos- 
phorus,  and  Hassan  Caramata  was 
appointed  in  his  room,  first  counsel- 
lor to  the  king  of  kings,  commander 
of  the  armies  of  the  faithful,  and 
vanquisher  of  all  the  unbelievers  and 
Kafirs  under  the  sun. 

The  campaign  began  again :  Leo- 
pold had  succeeded  Joseph,  and  he 
resolved  to  distinguish  himself  at 
three  hundred  miles'  distance  by  the 
cheap  heroism  of  a  cabinet  warrior. 
He  sent  an  autograph  letter  to  Co- 
bourg, commanding  him  to  signalize 


Diamond  plume* 


J832.J 


The  Ago,  of  the  Janizaries. 


the  new  reign  by  a  victory.  Cobourg 
took  the  field  with  a  hundred  batta- 
lions and  sixty  squadrons.  He  moved 
to  the  field  famous  for  its  name,  half 
Greek  half  Slavonic;  but  more  fa- 
mous still,  for  its  demolishing  the 
virgin  laurels  of  the  Emperor.  At 
Tyrkagukuli  he  pitched  his  huge 
camp,  gave  a  banquet  in  honour  of 
the  new  hero  of  the  House  of  Haps- 
burg,  and,  after  it,  rode  out  to  fix  up- 
on the  spot  in  which  he  was  to  anni- 
hilate the  Infidels. 

In  half  an  hour  he  came  flying  back 
into  his  lines,  with  Hassan  and  fifteen 
thousand  of  the  finest  cavalry  in  the 
world  thundering  after  him.  Never 
had  Prince  of  the  Holy  Roman  Em- 
pire a  narrower  escape  of  being 
sent  to  his  illustrious  forefathers. 
The  sixty  squadrons  were  booted 
and  mounted  just  in  time  to  be  char- 
ged, rode  over,  and  broke  into  frag- 
ments. The  aide-de-camp  who  car- 
ried the  news  of  the  battle  to  Vienna, 
announced  that  the  Prince  had  gain- 
ed an  unequalled  victory,  but  "  that 
he  required  reinforcements  to  follow 
up  the  blow."  Hassan  sent  no  aide- 
de-camp  to  Constantinople,  but  he 
sent  a  waggon  containing  as  many 
Crosses  and  Eagles,  St  Andrew's  and 
St  Peter's,  as  would  have  paved  the 
audience-hall  of  the  Seraglio,  or  made 
buckles  and  bracelets  for  the  whole 
haram,  Nubians,  Kislar  Aga  and  all. 
The  Austrians  were  thunderstruck, 
but  they  sung  Te  Deum.  The  Turks 
followed  the  flying  Prince,  and  strip- 
ped him  of  his  standards,  guns,  and 
foragers,  as  they  had  done  the  Rus- 
sians before.  The  Allies  proposed 
an  armistice,  in  pity,  as  they  decla- 
red, for  the  waste  of  Moslem  blood. 
The  Turks  galloped  on,  and,  without 
any  similar  compliments  to  the  spirit 
of  philosophy,  cut  up  the  hundred 
battalions  as  they  had  cut  up  the 
sixty  squadrons.  The  days  of  Ru- 
perti  seemed  to  be  come  again,  and 
Leopold  the  victorious  began  to  think 
of  clearing  out  the  fosse,  and  rebuild- 
ing the  ramparts  of  Vienna. 

But  the  city  of  the  Danube  was 
no  longer  to  be  besieged  by  a  Turk, 
nor  saved  by  a  Pole.  Hassan  Cara- 
mata  disappeared.  His  scimitar, 
worth  a  province  in  jewels;  his  state 
turban,  embroidered  by  the  supreme 
fingers  of  the  Sultana  Valide  herself; 
his  horse  furniture,  the  present  of 
the  Sultan,  and  too  brilliant  for  the 


243 

eye  to  look  upon,  except  under  its 
web  of  Shiraz  silk  twist — all  re- 
mained in  his  tent,  and  were  all  that 
remained  of  the  famous  Hassan  Ca- 
ramata  Vizier.  A  crowd  of  reports 
attempted  to  account  for  his  sudden 
disappearance.  By  some  he  was 
thought  to  have  fallen  in  a  skirmish, 
into  the  midst  of  which  he  was  seen 
plungingjwith  his  usual  desperate  in- 
trepidity^ few  days  before.  But  this, 
the  Delhis,  to  a  man,  swore  by  their 
beards,  was  an  utter  impossibility ; 
for  what  swordsman  in  the  Austrian 
cavalry  could  stand  for  a  moment 
before  the  fiery  blade  of  Hassan? 
Others  thought  that  he  had  been 
sent  for  privately  by  the  Sultan,  as 
usual,  to  converse  on  matters  of  state, 
and  have  his  head  cut  off.  Butthiswas 
disputed  too— for  fond  as  Sultans  may 
naturally  be  of  cutting  off  heads,  Has- 
san's was  one  that  kept  the  Sultan's 
on  the  shoulders  of  the  Father  of  the 
Faithful.  The  Rumeliotes,  however, 
began  to  discover,  according  to  the 
custom  of  their  country,  that  there 
was  witchcraft  in  the  business,  from 
beginning  to  end.  They  remember- 
ed Hassan's  countenance — the  wi- 
thered lip,  never  smiling  except 
with  some  sarcasm  that  cut  to  the 
soul — the  solemn,  foreboding,  me- 
lancholy brow — the  look  of  magnifi* 
cent  beauty,  but  tarnished  by  bitter 
memory,  or  fearful  sufferings.  For 
all  those,  what  manufacturer  could 
be  found  but  the  old  enemy  of  man  ? 
Zatanai  himself  had  shaped  the  face 
of  Hassan ;  and  why  not  shape  his 
fortunes  too  ?  This  accounted  for 
his  coming,  none  knew  whence—- 
his gaining  the  Sultan's  favour,  none 
knew  how — and  his  going,  it  puz- 
zled all  the  philosophers  in  the  army 
to  say  where. 

The  witchcraft  solution  settled  all 
difficulties.  Hassan  was  a  ghoul;  a 
son  of  darkness,  let  loose  from  his 
bed,  five  thousand  miles  deep,  to 
spend  a  few  uneasy  years  on  the 
upper  surface  of  the  world;  or  a 
magician,  bargaining  for  a  short  pe- 
riod of  power  and  honours,  and 
suddenly  carried  off,  to  complete  hia 
bargain.  The  Delhis,  however,  pled- 
ged themselves  to  cut  off  the  musta- 
ches, and  the  head  along  with  them, 
of  any  son  of  clay  who  dared  to 
think,  much  more  to  assert,  that 
their  friend,  favourite,  and  captain, 
was  not  a  true  man,  a  first-rate  Del- 


The  Aga  of  the  Janizaries. 


244 

hi,  and  worth  all  the  Viziers  that 
ever  kissed  the  dust  off  the  slippers 
of  the  Padishah,  since  the  days  of 
Abubeker. 

The  news  reached  the  allies.  It 
was  worth  all  their  feux-de-joie. 
Every  soldier  in  Vienna  was  instant- 
ly sent  to  fill  up  the  ranks  of  the  vic- 
torious general,  who  was  always 
beaten.  Good  news  came  still.  Yus- 
suf  Pacha  was  re-appointed  Vizier ; 
and  in  a  fortnight  reached  the  camp, 
with  his  pillows,  his  pipe,  and  his 
asthma.  In  another  fortnight  he  had 
made  up  his  mind  to  fight ;  and  he 
moved  to  find  out  Cobourg  and  the 
Russians.  The  Moslemin  shook  their 
heads,  wished  old  Yussuf  at  his  pil- 
lau  in  Constantinople  again,  shout- 
ed "  Allah  il  allah,"  and  marched  to 
the  memorable  plain  of  Rymnik, 
making  up  their  minds  to  drink  the 
sweet  sherbet  of  immortality.  Old 
Yussuf  was  as  brave  as  a  lion,  with 
the  brains  of  an  ass.  He  carried  one 
hundred  and  fifteen  thousand  true 
believers  into  the  teeth  of  the  Aus- 
trian and  Russian  batteries— fought 
like  a  hero  and  a  blockhead — and 
before  sunset  lost  fifty  thousand  of 
his  troops,  his  two  camps,  the  battle, 
and  the  little  understanding  that  se- 
venty years  had  left  him,  and  all  the 
fruits  of  all  the  triumphs  of  Hassan 
Caramata.  Evil  dayi  now  fell  upon 
the  Father  of  the  Faithful.  The  Del- 
his  rode  back  to  the  capital,  and 
vowed  vengeance  on  the  murderer 
of  their  great  leader.  The  Sultan  de- 
clared himself  innocent,  but  offered 
them  any  head  of  his  ministers  in 
exchange.  They  demanded  his  own. 
He  admitted,  like  all  Sultans,  their 
right  to  the  demand,  but  offered  them, 
in  the  mean  time,  the  head  of  the  Vi- 
zier. Yussuf  was  sent  for,  acquainted 
with  the  necessities  of  the  state,  and, 
in  half  an  hour  after,  his  head  was 
thrown  over  the  seraglio  wall.  The 
war  was  at  an  end.  The  Russians 
and  Austrians  had  forced  a  peace. 
The  Sultan  gave  all  they  asked ;  and 
Turkey  was  stripped  of  all  that  she 
had  conquered  during  half  a  centu- 
ry. Still  no  tidings  had  been  heard 
of  Hassan. 

Towards  the  close  of  the  year 
1830,  immediately  after  the  new  les- 
son which  the  Turks  received  from 
the  yellow  beards,  and  the  new  evi- 
dence that  Viziers  from  the  cobblers' 


[Feb. 


stalls,  and  admirals  from  the  stables, 
were  not  the  natural  props  of  a  falling 
empire,  a  party  of  Italian  draughts- 
men, who  had  been  sent  out  by  the 
Genoese  Jews,  the  established  spe- 
culators in  all  articles  of  vertu,  to 
make  drawings,  make  bargains,  and, 
according  to  custom,  steal  what  they 
could  among  the  fine  ruins  lately 
discovered  by  the  English  consul  at 
Salonichi,  were,  by  some  absurdity 
of  their  own,  enveloped  in  a  column 
of  the  Ottomans,  on  their  way  home 
from  Shumla.  The  unlucky  artists 
were  of  course  stripped  to  their 
trowsers,  and  ordered  to  march. 
The  natural  consequence  would 
have  been,  that  after  a  day  or  two  of 
starving,  hurrying  through  rugged 
roads  without  shoes,  and  sleeping 
under  the  canopy  of  the  skies,  they 
would  have  either  made  their  last 
bed  in  the  marshes  of  Thessaly,  or 
left  their  bones  for  the  foxes  and 
ravens  of  Pindus ;  but  this  is  still  no 
unclassic  land,  though  trampled  by 
the  hoof  of  the  swinish  Ottoman,  or 
harried  by  the  lance  of  the  moun- 
taineer Albanian.  The  unfortunate 
Italians  were  under  the  wing  of  the 
Muses,  and,  like  the  Athenians  in 
Syracuse,  found  the  advantage  of 
having  received  a  civilized  education. 
On  the  second  evening  of  their 
capture,  as  the  column  halted  in  a 
miserable  village  at  the  foot  of  the 
mountains,  the  lucky  accident  of 
finding  some  date  brandy  in  the  cor- 
ner of  their  hut  for  the  night,  put 
the  captain  of  the  escort  into  such  a 
state  of  drunken  good-humour,  that 
he  ordered  his  captives  to  share  it, 
by  dancing  the  Romaika  along  with 
him.  Half  dead  as  they  were,  they 
complied.  He  then  ordered  a  song, 
to  set  him  asleep.  The  Italians  were 
in  no  forte  for  melody ;  but  the  cap- 
tain's commands  were  peremptory, 
and  the  song  was  sung.  While  it 
was  going  on,  an  old  merchant,  at- 
tracted by  the  sound,  came  to  the 
door  of  the  hut,  and  speaking  Ita- 
lian, of  a  better  quality  than  the 
lingua  franca  of  the  half  savages 
round  him,  offered  his  services.  He 
finally  found  them  some  food,  by 
his  influence  with  thepeasantry ;  and, 
by  a  still  more  useful  influence,  some 
piastres  duly  administered,  obtained 
the  Turk's  leave  for  them  to  remain 
under  his  prescriptions  for  a  few 
days,  until  their  feet  were  healed,  and 


183:2.] 

their  fatigues  sufficiently  got  rid  of 
to  follow  him.  The  Marabout  took 
them  up  the  mountain,  provided,  if 
not  a  cottage  for  them,  at  least  a 
cavern,  and  for  a  month  also  fur- 
nished them  with  the'means  of  sub- 
sistence until  they  could  communi- 
cate with  their  friends. 

As  the  season  advanced,  and  the 
Italians  began  to  make  preparations 
for  returning  home — for  the  compact 
with  the  captain  was  probably  not 
expected  by  either  party  to  have 
been  very  conscientiously  kept,  and 
the  captain  himself  was  as  probably, 
by  that  time,  either  shot  or  sabred — 
the  Marabout's  uneasiness  grew  ob- 
vious. He  at  length  acknowledged 
himself  an  Italian,  and  even  a  Ge- 
noese, but  omitted  to  account  for  his 
Mahometan  habit,  his  life,  and  his 
profession.  He  was  not  urged  upon 
the  subject.  The  time  of  their  de- 
parture came.  The  old  man's  cares 
were  unremitting  to  the  last;  and 
with  provisions,  some  piastres,  and  a 
shower  of  benedictions,  he  sent  them 
forward  to  the  sunny  land  of  mimes, 
monks,  and  guitars. 

Before  the  week  was  over,  they 
found  the  Marabout  among  them 
again.  But,  a  merchant  no  longer, 
he  was  now  an  Italian  pilgrim,  such 
as  one  sees  every  Easter  by  the 
hundred,  before  the  hundred  shrines 
of  the  little  dingy  Madonnas  in  Rome. 
He  told  them  that,  after  their  depar- 
ture, he  had  found  solitude  doubly 
irksome ;  that  old  recollections  had 
come  again  upon  him ;  and,  in  short, 
that  as  he  was  born  an  Italian,  an 
Italian  he  would  die.  They  brought 
him  with  them  to  Genoa,  installed 
him,  by  his  own  desire,  in  a  convent 
there;  the  easy  superior  of  which  for- 
got to  ask  questions  touching  the  pre- 
vious faith  of  a  brother  who  went 
through  his  '  aves  and  misericordes1 
with  such  perfection.  There  he  re- 
mained for  some  months,  going 
through  the  duties  with  a  rigour  and 
punctuality  that  prodigiously  edified 
the  brotherhood.  He  was  the  admira- 
tion of  the  women  too,  for  his  sta- 
ture and  countenance  had  scarcely 
felt  the  effect  of  years,  further  than  in 
a  slight  bend  in  the  one,  and  paleness 
and  thinness  in  the  other.  But  his 
eye  was  the  eagle's  still,  and  his  step 
had  the  loftiness  and  stride  of  the 
mountaineer.  As  he  passed  through 
the  streets  with  his  bare  head,  ve- 
nerable by  a  few  silver  locks  at  the 


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side,  and  his  fine  bold  physiognomy, 
he  inevitably  caught  the  eye  of  stran- 
gers, and,  under  those  circumstances, 
I  myself  remember  to  have  remark- 
ed him,  among  the  mob  of  mean  or 
fierce  faces  that  crowd  every  corner 
of  the  city  of  the  Dorias.  It  hap- 
pened also  that  my  cicerone  was  one 
of  the  captured  draughtsmen,  and 
from  him  I  heard  the  particulars  of 
Fra  Paulo,  or  Giovanni's  life,  I  forget 
which — particulars  which  my  Italian 
friend  would  probably  not  have  in- 
trusted to  a  less  heretical  ear. 

So  far,  my  story  has  nothing  un- 
common in  it,  and  the  misfortune  is, 
that  the  sequel  is  only  too  much  in 
the  common  form  to  be  worth  the 
modern  taste  for  romance.  The  old 
man,  some  time  after  my  departure, 
Avas  found  dead  in  his  bed,  without 
any  mystery  of  assassination  being 
called  in  to  account  for  it;  nor  was 
there  much  wonder  in  the  case,  when 
we  learned  that  he  was  eighty-three, 
a  disease  that  defies  medicine,  and 
has  no  want  of  the  spadaccino  to  set- 
tle its  account  with  the  world.  There 
is  nothing  more  out  of  the  routine, 
in  the  fact  that  the  old  merchant  left 
a  confession  behind  him ;  for  every 
monk  confesses  to  some  one  or  other, 
and  the  old  merchant  had  matters  on 
his  mind  which  he  could  not  have, 
without  utter  expulsion  and  ruin, 
suffered  to  drop  into  the  most  pru- 
dent ear  within  the  walls  of  Genoa, 
or,  perhaps,  the  shores  of  Italy.  He 
thus  at  once  saved  his  religious  ho- 
nour, and  disburdened  his  con- 
science, by  committing  his  memory 
to  paper,  and  making  my  cicerone 
friend  the  residuary  legatee  of  his 
sins.  But  even  the  record  of  such 
matters  is  a  delicate  possession  in 
bella  Italia,  and  my  friend  expressed 
his  gratitude  in  all  the  hyperbole  of 
native  eloquence,  on  my  desiring 
him  to  collect  all  the  membra  disjecta 
of  the  old  man's  pen,  transfer  them 
to  me  under  the  Ambassador's  cover, 
arid  keep  his  soul  in  peace  for  the 
rest  of  his  life,  relative  to  the  MSS. 
of  his  mountain  fellow-traveller,— 
Moslem,  Marabout,  klept,  and  monk 
as  he  was. 

The  papers  were  blotted  and  mu- 
tilated in  all  kinds  of  ways,  but  a 
species  of  abrupt  narrative  struggles 
through  them.  I  give  them,  such  as 
they  were : — 


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"  Whether,  like  all  my  country- 
men, who  are  constantly  enamoured 
of  some  Donna  or  other,  I  could 
have  spent  life  in  wandering  from 
ball  to  ball,  and  between  the  sere- 
nade, the  supper,  and  the  gaming- 
table, been  satisfied  to  make  my  way 
to  the  end  of  the  day,  and  of  all  days, 
is  more  than  I  ever  had  it  in  my 
power  to  tell.  I  fell  in  love — fell 
in  love  but  once,  and,  with  the  ex- 
tinction of  that  heavenly  flame,  be- 
came a  fiend. 

"  There  is  no  use  now  in  telling 
the  name  of  my  family.  It  was  no- 
ble, and  of  the  highest  order  of  no- 
bility. But  is  it  not  enough  for  the 
belief  that  it  was  proud,  profligate, 
and  splendid;  that  its  head  was  a 
magnificent  idler,  and  its  younger 
branches  were  showy,  subtle,  pas- 
sionate, and  with  nothing  to  do  on 
the  face  of  the  earth ;  that  it  was  Ita- 
lian ?  If  I  went  farther,  and  said  that 
the  head  of  that  family  was  half 
maniac  in  good  and  evil,  a  madly 
prodigal  benefactor,  a  madly  trust- 
ing friend,  a  madly  adoring  lover,  and 
an  avenger  mad  to  the  wildest  depths 
of  vengeance,  need  I  write  under 
the  picture  that  he  was  a  Genoese  ? 

"  I  was  that  magnificent  idler.  I 
was  that  splendid  fool,  that  son  of 
fortune,  who  cast  away  all  the  gifts 
of  earth  and  heaven — who  trampled 
out  in  blood  loves  and  feelings  that 
might  have  made  the  happiness  of 
angels,  who  ran  a  frantic  career  of 
destruction  through  all  that  had  twi- 
ned itself  round  my  heart  of  hearts — 
then  denied,  defied,  and  cast  from 
me  the  only  hope  which  can  console 
man  for  the  loss  of  this  world,  and 
then  sat  down  in  solitude,  helpless 
remorse,  and  despair — unutterable ! 
*  *  *  *  * 

"  It  was  during  my  residence  at 
Vienna,  that  I  first  saw  the  woman 
who  was  afterwards  to  kindle  all  the 
fury  and  all  the  agonies  of  my  na- 
ture. It  is  useless  now  to  repeat 
Septimia's  title.  She  was  a  woman 
of  the  highest  rank,  the  daughter  of 
one  of  our  sovereign  princes,  and 
though  of  a  Spanish  mother,  most 
beautiful.  At  the  Austrian  Court,  she 
was  the  topic  of  universal  admiration, 
and  when  all  admired,  who  shall  won- 
der if  I,  her  countryman,  young, 
ardent  in  all  that  spoke  to  the  pas- 
sions, proud  of  the  honours  paid  to 
Italian  beauty,  proud  too,  perhaps, 


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of  my  own  person,  whirling  through 
a  perpetual  round  of  brilliant  sights 
and  festivities,  with  all  the  aromatic 
poison  of  heightened  pleasure  filling 
my  senses  and  my  soul,  threw  my- 
self at  the  feet  of  this  most  singular 
and  admirable  of  women  ! 

*  »         *         #         % 

"  We  were  married.  Until  the 
hour  when  I  led  her  from  the  altar, 
I  had  never  dreamed  that  I  was  not 
the  first  object  in  her  heart.  But  as 
she  turned  away  from  that  altar,  the 
single  look  which  she  gave  to  the 
image  of  the  Saint  above,  undeceived 
me  at  once,  and  for  ever.  It  was 
not  reproach,  nor  sorrow,  nor  reli- 
gion, but  it  was  a  compound  of  them 
all.  That  look  never  left  my  mind. 
It  has  haunted  me  in  my  dreams,  it 
has  followed  me  in  solitude.  I  have 
seen  it  starting  up  before  me  in  the 
midst  of  balls  and  banquets,  and  in- 
vesting the  meaningless  faces  there 
with  sudden  sorrow  and  majesty.  It 
has  risen  before  me  in  the  camp,  in 
the  cell ;  in  the  calm,  in  the  storm :  I 
see  it  before  me,  pale,  sorrowful,  and 
lovely  as  ever,  at  this  hour — the  look 
of  a  heart  broken,  but  holily  submis- 
sive; bowed  to  the  earth,  but  con- 
tented with  its  grave.  Septimia! 
Septimia ! 

*  #         *         *         # 

"  I  left  Vienna.  I  had  grown  weary 
of  it,  of  myself,  of  the  world.  Plea- 
sure satiates,  but  mine  was  not  sa- 
tiety ;  it  was  a  fierce  undefined  feel- 
ing; a  heavy  consciousness  that  I 
had  been  wronged  in  heart — that  I 
had  thrown  away  my  capabilities  of 
loving  without  the  only  return  that 
can  reconcile  man  to  the  cares  that 
beset  even  the  smoothest  path  of  ex- 
istence. Even  the  external  shew  of 
happiness  that  made  every  lip  teem 
with  envy,  flattery,  or  congratula- 
tion, but  increased  my  hidden  an- 
guish. I  have  heard  the  compliments 
of  princes,  and  they  were  only  like 
taunts  to  my  bitter  consciousness.  I 
have  sat  in  the  midst  of  crowds  that 
filled  my  palace,  to  congratulate  me 
on  birth-days,  wedding-days,  the  va- 
rious accessions  of  my  rank,  and  the 
marks  of  honour  conferred  on  me 
by  kings,  and  sat,  like  Satan  in  para- 
dise, hating  the  splendour  and  beau- 
ty by  which  I  was  surrounded  and 
tortured !  finding,  in  the  brilliancy 
of  courts  and  court  honours,  nothing 
but  fuel  for  the  flame  that  was  eat- 


1832.] 

ing  its  way  through  my  soul.  I  was 
alive  to  but  one  sensation — the  cer- 
tainty that  I  was  not  loved  by  the 
only  being  whose  love  I  could  have 
now  valued.  I  saw  it  in  the  hol- 
lowness  of  the  cheek,  in  the  fee- 
bleness of  the  form  ;  I  saw  it  even 
more  keenly  in  the  forced  smile  with 
which  my  presence,  my  tenderness, 
those  attractions  with  which,  half  in 
hope  and  half  in  despair,  I  from  time 
to  time  made  an  attempt  to  restore 
my  wife  to  me.  But  her  heart  was 
frozen,  or  gone ;  and  pride,  pain,  and 
thwarted  affection  returned  on  me 
like  a  legion  of  the  spirits  of  evil. 
***** 

"  One  day,  in  a  hunting  party  in 
Hungary,  I  was  caught  in  one  of 
those  sudden  storms  that  come  from 
the  Carpathians,  and  cover  the  coun- 
try with  winter  in  a  moment.  I  took 
shelter  in  a  farm-house  in  the  forest. 
The  fireside  was  already  filled  with 
the  wood-cutters,  who  had  made 
their  way  in  from  the  tempest.  As  I 
had  none  of  the  gewgaws  of  my  rank 
about  me,  I  passed  for  no  more  than 
what  I  was,  a  man,  and  was  welco- 
med merely  as  a  hunter.  They  were 
drinking,  and  the  wine,  sour  as  it 
was,  brought  out  their  confidences. 
One  of  them,  who  discovered  that  I 
belonged  to  the  court,  probably  from 
some  absurd  effeminacy  that  had 
grown  upon  me,  made    enquiries 
about  the  mode  of  conveying  a  let- 
ter with  which  he  was  entrusted, 
and  of  which  he  conceived  that  I 
might  be  a  more  adroit  conveyer 
than  himself.     The  address  was  to 
my  wife.    I  bit  my  lip  till  the  blood 
burst  out,  but  I  contrived  to  check 
the  rage  that  was  ready  to  have  torn 
the  carrier  and  the  letter  into  a  thou- 
sand pieces.  I  instantly  mounted  my 
horse.   The  fellow  discovered  by  my 
muttered  curses  that  he  had  put  his 
commission  into  perilous  hands,  but 
it  was  too  late :  he  followed  me,  and 
even  struck  me  with  his  wood-knife ; 
but  I  had  got  that  which  I  would  not 
have  resigned  to  all  the  powers  of 
earth.  I  felt  neither  wound  nor  tem- 
pest; I  rushed  along  till  I  fainted 
from  loss  of  blood,  and  when  I  open- 
ed my  eyes  once  more,  found  myself 
in  my  chamber,  with  half  the  arch- 
duke's physicians  beside  my  bed; 
languid,  and  almost  lifeless,  but  with 
the  letter  still  grasped  in  my  hand. 
"  I  had  been  discovered  in  the  fo- 


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rest  by  some  of  my  hunters,  and 
brought  home  as  dead.  I  had  lain  for 
a  fortnight  in  my  chamber,  wander- 
ing from  one  delirium  to  another,  but 
in  all  I  still  grasped  the  fatal  letter 
—no  force  could  take  it  from  me. 
Such  are  the  poisons  which  man  pre- 
pares for  himself — I  would  not  have 
parted  with  that  letter  of  ruin,  to  be 
made  monarch  of  Golconda. 

"  I  read  the  letter.  What  was  it  to 
the  breach  of  confidence  ?  The  se- 
cret was  mine,  and  of  all  secrets  the 
most  essential  and  overwhelming. 
Its  pages  gave  the  fullest  satisfaction 
that  could  be  desired  by  a  mind  long- 
ing to  have  grounds  for  self-torment. 
They  were  a  long-detailed,  but  gentle 
accusation  of  broken  vows,  sustained 
by  references  to  times  and  places, 
and  charges  of  duplicity  and  cruelty 
on  the  part  of  friends  and  parents, 
which  told  me  that  my  wife  (for  the 
woman  was  mentioned,  it  was  she  in. 
every  line)  had  long  been  loved,  and 
had  loved  in  turn.  That  she  had  been 
the  reluctant  sacrifice  to  the  preju- 
dices of  her  rank  ;  and  that  my  offer 
had  been  grasped  at  by  her  family, 
alike  for  its  own  advantages,  and  its 
rescue  of  the  daughter  of  so  proud 
a  line  from  an  alliance  beneath  her. 

"  I  saw  Septimia  on  that  evening. 
She  had  come  on  the  first  announce- 
ment of  my  returning  mind,  and, 
kneeling  by  my  bedside,  offered 
thanksgiving  to  Heaven  for  my  re- 
covery. I  could  have  stabbed  her 
on  the  spot.  But  she  wept  at  my 
averted  face,  and  besought  me,  in 
such  language  of  soft  submission,  to 
think  kindly  of  her  and  her  interest 
in  me,  that  I  felt  the  tears  streaming 
down  my  cheeks.  In  that  moment 
I  could  have  turned  to  her,  confess- 
ed all  that  burdened  my  mind,  and 
solicited  to  have  at  least  all  that  was 
left  to  her  of  her  early  heart.  But 
I  was  born  to  be  a  victim !  Pride 
forbade  the  humiliation.  I  sent  her 
from  my  bedside ;  and  tossing  there 
till  midnight,  then  started  up,  fever- 
ed and  feeble  as  I  was,  to  tread  the 
corridors  with  shuddering  feet,  and 
break  open  with  frantic  jealousy  the 
cabinet  in  which  I  conceived  the  re- 
mainder of  this  correspondence  to  be 
concealed. 

"  With  a  sensation  of  self-re- 
proach that  need  not  be  envied  by 
a  wretch  on  the  wheel,  I  broke  open 
the  cabinet,  found  a  packet  of  letters, 


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carried  them  to  my  own  chamber, 
and  there  fed  on  them  day  by  day. 
They  gave  me  a  feast  of  agonies.     I 
found  there  the  history  of  the  whole 
developement  of  young  passion ;  the 
stories  of   the   country  walks,  the 
youthful  employments,  the  presents 
of  flowers ;  the  first  parting  of  the 
lover  for  the  army;  the  thanks  for 
his  promotion  obtained  by  the  be- 
loved one's  influence ;  the  little  gay 
anecdotes    of   the    campaign,    and 
mixed  with  them  sentences  repeated 
from  the  answers,  which  told  me 
bitterly  what  these  answers  were; 
fond,  glowing,  confiding,  the   out- 
pouring of  a  fine  spirit,  all  awake 
with  the  finest  of  all  passions.     Yet 
what  was  this  eloquence  to  me  ? 
what  the  brilliancy  of  the  unconscious 
wit,  or  the  loftiness  of  the  half-in- 
spired feeling  ?     They  were  all  for 
another;   and  the  woman  whom  I 
had  selected  from  the  world  to  be 
the  depositary  of  my  thoughts,  had 
not  a  thought  for  me  :  the  being  in 
whose  loveliness  I  would  have  taken 
a  pride,  was  to  me  but  a  weeping 
vestal,  the  guardian  of  a  solitary  altar, 
where  the  flame  never  shone  to  me. 
The  wife  of  my  bosom,  the  sharer  in 
my  fate,  the  partner  of  my  rank  and 
fortune,  was  at  that  hour  the  scorn er 
of  them  all,  wandering  in  heart  far 
away  after  the  trials  and  chances  of 
another,  shedding  tears  for  another's 
sorrow,  rejoicing  in  another's  suc- 
cesses ;  and  if  she   thought  of  me 
still,  perhaps   only  measuring    the 
years  between  me  and  the  grave,  and 
feeling  the  bonds  of  marriage  only 
with  the  hope  that  the  time  might 
come  when  she  should  again  be  free. 
***** 

"  Iliad  returned  to  my  own  country. 
But  who  can  fly  from  himself?  At 
five-and-twenty,  I  had  the  look  of 
fifty.  In.  the  midst  of  all  that  the 
world  covets,  I  was  a  worn-down  and 
meagre  misanthrope.  If  it  had  de- 
pended on  me,  the  earth  would  be  a 
wilderness,  or  mankind  a  horde  of 
Tartars,  only  ravaging  each  other, 
and  turning  the  earth  into  a  grave. 
My  friends — and  I  had  then  a  host  of 
them — came  round  me  with  advice, 
entreaties,  wonder  at  my  fierce  con- 
tempt of  society,  hopes  of  change, 
and  all  the  other  helpless  contrivan- 
ces of  man  to  administer  to  the  sick- 
ness of  the  mind;  but  their  efforts 
were  as  useless  #s  probably  their 


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zeal  was  hollow.    In  this  withering  of 
the  head  and  heart  I  must  have  per- 
sisted, but  for  a  new   excitement. 
War  broke  out  between  the  Empire 
and  Prussia.  The  prize  between  the 
combatants  was  a  paltry  province, 
which  the  money  wasted  in  the  con- 
test would  have  paved  with  ingots, 
and  which  seemed  doomed  to  per- 
petual sterility.   We  contrived,  how- 
ever, to  make  it  bear  a  crop  of  hu- 
man skulls.     As  the  holder  of  a  fief 
of  the  empire,  a  regiment  was  offer- 
ed to  me,  and,  at  the  head  of  my  ca- 
valiers, I  rushed  into  the  war.     Glo- 
rious invention  for  accumulating  the 
miseries,  exercising  the  follies,  and 
displayingthe  blindness  of  man !  Two 
hundred  thousand  of  us  were  sent 
out  to  butcher  each  other.  Imperial- 
ists and  Prussians  pounced  on  each 
other  with  the  appetite  of  vultures, 
and,  having  gorged  ourselves  with 
human    blood,  rested  only  until  a 
fresh  feast  of  blood  was  ready.  Every 
horror  that  fiction  ever  raised,  was 
transacted  as  the   common,  every- 
day business  of  life.   To-day  victors, 
to-morrow  fugitives;  wading  through 
Austrian  carcasses  at  Prague;  bathing 
in  Prussian  gore  at  Kollin;  fighting 
through  fire  and  water,  through  fa- 
mine, nakedness, pestilence;  we  were 
still  as  ready  as  ever  to  tear  each 
other  into  fragments,  as  if  we  were 
flinging  away  life  for  any  one  thing 
that  ever  made  life  desirable.    Be- 
tween the  hospital  and  the  field,  the 
first  campaign  strewed  the  rocks  and 
morasses  of  Silesia  with  a  hundred 
thousand   skeletons    of  what    once 
were  men  and  fools. 

"  But  to  me  this  was  a  delight.  I 
was  a  wild  beast,  not  a  man — I  long- 
ed to  wreak  myself  on  all  that  bore 
the  human  shape — I  felt  myself  ter- 
ribly divorced  from  human  interests 
— and,  with  the  consciousness  of  an 
exile  from  happiness  which  could 
finish  only  in  the  grave,  I  sought  the 
grave.  I  was  every  where  foremost. 
My  regiment  imbibed,  as  all  soldiers 
will,  the  headlong  habits  of  their 
colonel.  We  dashed  at  every  thing, 
until  the  enemy  began  to  think  that 
resistance  was  useless ;  and  the  sight 
of  my  hussars  in  the  field,  decided 
the  fate  of  many  an  encounter. 

I  was,  of  course,  honoured  for  all 
this.  Stars  and  crosses  \vere  hung 
upon  a  breast  which  cared  no  more 
for  them  than  if  they  were  so  many 


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18.32.] 

cobwebs.  Still  I  tore  my  way  through 
the  enemy's  squadrons,  and  led  on 
my  fierce  sabreurs  from  danger  to 
danger,  until  I  was  pronounced  in- 
contestably  the  most  gallant  hussar 
officer  in  the  service — a  Nadasti,  a 
Scanderbeg — the  pride  and  the  ex- 
ample of  the  Austrian  army.  It  was 
remarkable,  that  in  all  these  hazards 
I  had  escaped  without  the  slightest 
wound.  Superstition  said  that  I  bore 
a  charmed  life,  and  had  brought  a 
spell  with  me  from  Italy.  I  had  in- 
deed brought  that  spell  ;  for  what 
preservative  for  the  soldier  is  equal 
to  despair  ?  I,  who  never  heard  the 
fire  of  a  Prussian  battery  without  a 
secret  wish  that  it  should  lay  me 
low — I,  who  never  saw  the  sabres  of 
the  Prussian  cavalry  without  a  prayer 
that  I  might  be  impaled  on  their 
points  before  evening. — I  alone  was 
untouched,  while  my  charger  tram- 
pled the  bones  of  thousands  and  tens 
of  thousands  of  my  fellow-men. 

"  I  was,  however,  to  feel  at  last  the 
caprices  of  fortune.  As  I  command- 
ed the  rear-guard  of  Loudohn's  corps 
in  its  retreat  through  the  last  defiles 
of  Silesia,  a  charge  made  by  some 
of  the  Zieten  hussars  upon  our  bag- 
gage, set  my  squadrons  in  motion. 
We  fell  upon  the  marauders,  and 
quickly  recovered  our  baggage ;  but 
the  darkness  of  the  twilight,  the  in- 
tricacy of  the  ravine,  and  more  than 
either,  the  habitual  daring  of  my 
men,  plunged  us  into  the  centre  of 
the  whole  advanced  Prussian  cavalry. 
We  fought  desperately,  and  at  last 
extricated  ourselves,  but  in  the  final 
charge  I  received  a  blow  which 
struck  off  my  helmet,  and  complete- 
ly blinded  me  for  the  time.  I  fell 
off  my  horse,  and  must  have  been 
trampled  to  death,  but  for  the  gal- 
lantry of  one  of  my  officers,  a  Hun- 
garian, who  had  lately  been  received 
into  the  corps.  This  brave  fellow, 
after  first  driving  his  sabre  from  point 
to  hilt  through  my  assailant,  dragged 
me  from  among  the  horses'  feet,  and 
carrying  me  on  his  shoulders,  re- 
stored their  unlucky  colonel  to  his 
regiment,  who  were  already  in  the 
utmost  despair. 

"  I  was  conveyed  to  Vienna—was 
covered  with  honours,  and  racked 
with  pain.  But  I  was  not  to  die. 
The  gallant  Hungarian  was  my  nurse, 
and,  after  having  preserved  my  life 
from  the  enemy, he  preserved  it  from 


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the  doctors.  But  my  illness  was 
long,  and  during  it  Septimia  arrived 
from  Italy,  with  wife-like  duty,  to 
watch  over  her  dying  husband.  I 
was  moved  by  this  display  of  tender- 
ness, and  on  my  feverish  pillow, 
from  which  I  thought  I  was  never  to 
rise,  inwardly  acquitted  her  of  the 
crime  of  giving  me  the  semblance  of 
a  heart.  I  took  myself  to  task  for 
the  rash  precipitancy  with  which  I 
had  wooed  her,  for  the  proud  and 
lavish  proposals  which  had  influ- 
enced the  vanity  of  her  relations,  for 
the  fierce  and  violent  determination 
to  make  myself  happy,  when  it  might 
be  at  the  expense  of  making  her 
miserable.  Hour  after  hour  of  lonely 
thought,  when  all  my  senses  seemed 
wrapped  in  sleep,  have  I  gone 
through  the  whole  tormenting  his- 
tpry  of  my  passions,  my  follies,  and 
my  sufferings ;  and  hour  after  hour, 
have  I  resolved  to  cast  my  regrets  to 
the  winds,  to  confide,  to  hope,  to  see 
happiness,  even  against  conviction ; 
to  be  blind  and  be  comforted. 

"  One  night,  when  the  paroxysm 
of  my  fever  seemed  to  render  it  pos- 
sible that  I  should  not  see  another 
morning,  Septimia  determined  to 
watch  beside  my  bed.  I  was  already 
half  dreaming,  and  seeing  squadrons 
of  cavalry  slain  and  being  slain,  when 
I  was  roused  by  the  pressure  of  a 
hand  on  my  forehead.  It  was  Sep- 
timia' s.  Overcome  with  weariness  for 
several  nights  before,  she  had  fallen 
asleep,  and  was  tossing  her  arms  in 
the  agitation  of  a  dream.  She  uttered 
words  too,  words  that  sank  into  my 
heart  like  molten  ore.  She  evidently 
thought  herself  transported  once 
more  to  those  early  scenes,  whose 
very  memory  to  me  was  torture. 
She  was  straying  with  her  lover ;  she 
was  parting  from  him.  She  was 
rushing  to  his  arms  after  long  ab- 
sence. She  was  abjuring  him.  She 
was  pledging  herself  never  to  love 
another.  She  was  pleading  with  her 
parents.  She  was  lamenting  the 
bitter  misfortune  of  the  beauty  which 
had  exposed  her  to  my  disastrous 
love.  She  was  drawing  the  contrast 
between  my  almost  kingly  opulence 
and  her  lover's  obscure  means,  and 
rejoicing  in  the  power  of  thus  con- 
vincing him  that  she  could  abandon 
the  world  for  his  sake. 

"  Imagine,  if  human  imagination  is 
made  for  such  things,  the  feelings, 


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the  miseries,  the  immeasurable  that  I  could  now  leave  her,  the  right 
shame,  of  the  miserable  listener. 
From  that  moment  I  flung  away  all 
hope,  from  that  moment  I  determin- 
ed that  the  shortest  way  to  happiness 
was  revenge,  and  that  the  shortest 
way  to  revenge  was  the  best.  I  de- 
voted her  to  destruction ;  I  devoted 
myself;  I  devoted  mankind.  My 
heart  was  chill  no  more,  the  ice 
round  it  was  fire.  I  was  now  neither 
husband  nor  man.  I  was  a  tiger; 
and  if  I  did  not  spring  upon  my  vic- 
tim, and  crush  her  at  the  instant,  it 
was  that,  like  the  tiger,  I  might  make 
my  spring  the  more  secure ;  that  1 
might  strike  her  like  a  destiny ;  that 
I  might  hunt  her  down  with  long 
wretchedness ;  and  then,  when  I  had 
exhausted  the  last  powers  of  inflic- 
tion, triumph,  and  destroy  her  at  a 
blow.  *  *  *  *  * 

"  These  are  horrors — but  I  was  a 
lover,  and  a  madman.  I  was  an 
Italian,  and  that  includes  the  whole 
circle  of  the  passions  and  vices. 

"  She  rose,  shook  off  her  dream,  and 
left  the  chamber,  to  prepare  herself 
for  renewed  watching,  by  the  fresh- 
ness of  the  air  that  flowed  in  from 
the  balcony.  With  the  stealthy  step 
of  the  tiger  I  followed  her.  She  was 
standing  in  the  moonlight,  and  never 
human  being  looked  more  like  one 
of  those  forms  of  loveliness  that  we 
image  descending  from  the  spiritual 
world.  She  looked  ethereal,  and 
the  melancholy  smile  with  which  she 
glanced  at  the  peaceful  worlds  above, 
— the  clasped  hands — and  the  sounds, 
between  sigh  and  prayer,  which  rose 
from  her  lips,  were  like  the  sorrows 
of  a  being  fallen  from  those  bright 
orbs,  or  longing  to  pass  away  and  be 
at  rest,  where  the  troubles  of  our 
stormy  existence  are  felt  no  more. 

"  I  gazed ;  and  the  sense  of  beauty 
dissolved  my  soul.  My  hand  was 
on  my  poniard.  But  how  could  I 
lift  it  against  a  being  that  seemed  all 
but  already  sainted  ?  She  prayed 
too ;  she  wept ;  I  saw  the  tears  glis- 
tening on  her  eyelashes,  I  heard  the 
very  beating  of  her  heart.  Vengeance 
was  impossible.  I  resolved  to  wait 
for  farther  proof,  to  task  my  own 
heart,  to  punish  myself,  who  was  the 
true  criminal,  and  with  calmness, 
oh!  with  what  desperate  calmness, 
withdraw  from  her  presence,  and 
leave  this  incomparable  creature  all 


of  forgetting  her  rash  and  unhappy 
lord  for  ever. 

"  While  these  thoughts  were  revol- 
ving in  my  heart,  while  I  was  thinking 
of  throwing  myself  at  the  feet  of  my 
wife,  confessing  my  suspicions,  my 
fears,  my  remorse,  and  stooping  that 
proud  heart  to  the  just  humiliation 
of  soliciting  her  forgiveness,  I  was 
startled  by  the  shadow  of  a  figure 
entering  the  balcony.  My  wife  ut- 
tered a  faint  shriek,  but  she  did  not 
fly.  The  stranger  did  not  approach 
her.  It  was  clear  to  my  eye,  render- 
ed keen  as  the  lynx's  by  jealousy, 
that  they  knew  each  other,  and  knew 
each  other  well.  I  glided  along  in 
the  darkness.  I  heard  their  whis- 
pers— their  words  were  broken,  and 
intermitted  with  many  a  sigh.  I 
stood  and  listened  to  all.  With  my 
heart  alternately  panting  as  if  it 
would  burst,  and  then  sinking  into  4 
what  I  thought  the  coldness  of  death ; 
with  my  breath  held,  with  every  fa- 
culty of  my  being  all  ear,  I  gathered 
the  broken  sounds.  I  heard  the 
W0rds — leave,  anguish,  parting,  ruin. 
These  were  enough.  I  made  a  his- 
tory of  them  sufficient  for  madness. 
The  sigh  and  the  tear—the  clasped 
hands  and  the  fainting  form,  filled 
up  all  that  was  lost.  I  drew  my 
poniard,  and  waited  but  for  an  op- 
portunity to  strike  the  secure  blow 
which  would  extinguish  the  traitor 
and  the  traitress  together. 

"  As  if  to  increase  the  terrors  of  a 
moment  big  with  fate  to  all,  the 
night,  which  had  till  now  been  of 
more  than  summer  serenity,  was 
changed,  and  a  blast  of  wild  wind, 
followed  by  sheets  of  rain,  burst  on 
the  palace.  Septimia  shrunk  in  fear ; 
the  stranger  rushed  forward  to  sus- 
tain her.  Now  was  my  time — with 
one  hand  I  was  at  his  throat.  I  saw 
his  glance  of  astonishment ;  I  heard 
my  wife's  scream  of  terror ;  I  heard 
but  one  sound  more— his  groan — as, 
with  my  poniard  in  his  heart,  he  roll- 
ed in  dying  convulsions  at  my  feet. 
In  another  moment,  all  was  silence. 
Of  the  three  who  had  just  been 
fevered  and  glowing  with  the  most 
vivid  emotions  of  our  nature,  there 
were  now  left  but  three  statues. 

"  A  blaze  of  lightning  that  wrapped 
us  all,  as  if  the  King  of  Evil  had 
come  on  his  fiery  chariot  to  exult 


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The  Ago.  of  the  Janizaries. 


over  his  finished  work,  shewed  me, 
for  the  first  time,  the  features  of  the 
stranger.  What  was  my  wonder — he 
was  mynpreserver,  my  gallant  com- 
rade, the  Hungarian  I  But  he  had 
died  for  his  crime,  and  in  that  thought 
I  was  comforted.  Fool,  and  slave 
that  I  was !  I  exalted  myself  into  a 
minister  of  that  Divine  Justice,  which, 
existing  before  all  law,  strikes  "the 
criminal  in  his  most  triumphant  hour, 
embitters  the  blow  by  the  sudden- 
ness of  divorce  from  all  that  he  loves, 
and  proudly  vindicates  Heaven,  with- 
out the  tardy  formalities  of  man. 

"  From  this  waking  trance  I  was 
roused  by  a  voice  at  my  side.  It  was 
Septimia's.  She  pronounced  me  a 
murderer,  and  stained  with  inno- 
cent blood.  She  was,  like  myself, 
an  ardent,  powerful,  sensitive  being, 
whose  nature  had  been  suppressed 
by  long  sorrow;  but  it  now  burst 
forth.  She  pronounced  me  hateful 
to  her  sight,  a  slave  of  jealous  fury, 
and  merciless  thirster  after  blood. 
Taking  the  dead  hand  of  the  unfor- 
tunate Hungarian,  she  kissed  it,  and 
pledged  herself  before  Heaven  and 
the  dead,  never  to  associate  with  me, 
never  to  hold  counsel,  never  to  pro- 
nounce my  name  more.  I  stood  and 
listened  to  all.  Then  came  the  tale. 
The  Hungarian  was  her  first  love, 
and,  to  my  sorrow,  her  only  love. 
They  had  been  bound  to  each  other 
by  the  most  solemn  vows,  until  my 
ill-omened  passion  at  once  overthrew 
his  hopes.  She  would  have  fled  with 
him,  and  gladly  exchanged  opulence 
and  rank  for  his  humble  fortunes ; 
but  his  high  and  generous  spirit  re- 
volted against  this  sacrifice.  Insulted 
by  her  family,  and  fearful  of  bring- 
ing to  poverty  her  whom  he  could 
endow  only  with  his  heart,  he  left 
her  presence  altogether,  and  disap- 
peared. Her  next  tidings  of  him  were 
that  he  was  dead,  in  the  service  of 
Russia,  and  his  scarf  and  sword 
were  sent  to  her  as  a  dying  remem- 
brance. He  had  fallen  in  an  engage- 
ment with  the  Turks  in  Bessarabia. 
She  had  now  nothing  to  hope  for  on 
earth ;  and,  in  listlessness  and  cold- 
ness, she  gave  way  to  the  will  of  her 
relatives,  and  suffered  herself  to  be 
wedded  to  me.  All  this  was  told 
with  the  quickness  of  the  lightning 
that  flashed  round  us,  and  with  al- 
most the  withering  power.  The  Hun- 


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garian  had  constructed  this  tale  of 
death  to  set  Septimia  at  liberty ;  and 
then,  in  human  weakness,  had  longed 
to  be  near  her  once  a^ain,  before  he 
died.  He  had  returned  to  Austria,  en- 
tered the  service  unknown,  and  lin- 
gered only  until  he  could  see,  with  his 
own  eyes,  that  she  was  happy  with  her 
husband.  For  years  she  had  not 
seen  him  till  that  night,  even  then  by 
chance ;  and  the  words  that  passed 
between  them  were  only  those  of 
final  farewell. 

"  I  wanted  nothing  of  all  this  to 
know  that  I  was  miserable  ;  but  Sep- 
timia was  too  like  myself,  to  part  with 
the  cup  of  misery  while  it  could  hold 
a  single  drop  more.  Her  reproaches 
were  terrible; — her  taunts  went  to 
my  soul.  I  felt  the  native  devil  with- 
in me.  I  commanded  her  to  be  si- 
lent, to  spare  me,  to  spare  herself.  It 
was  all  in  vain.  She  was,  like  my- 
self, an  Italian,  and  restraint  was  at 
an  end.  She  had  thrown  off  all  the 
feebleness  and  timidity  of  the  sex. 
She  heaped  reproaches  on  me  that 
fell  like  coals  of  fire  upon  my  head, 
shocked  with  wonder,  almost  with 
awe,  on  the  magnificent  indignation 
and  haughty  despair  of  a  creature 
who,  but  the  hour  before,  was  all 
submission,  all  tears  and  tenderness, 
all  calm,  cold  duty.  She  now  tower- 
ed in  the  strength  of  thwarted  love ; 
her  very  nature  seemed  to  have  re- 
ceived a  sudden  exaltation ;  her 
voice  was  rich,  solemn,  and  power- 
ful ;  her  eye  sat  on  me  like  a  con- 
science, and  penetrated  me  with  an 
intense  and  agonizing  keenness.  I 
felt  myself  unequivocally  bowed 
down  before  this  majesty  of  wrath. 
Writhing  through  every  fibre,  and 
tossed  by  a  frenzy  of  passion  that 
tortured  me  as  if  I  had  been  flung  on 
the  waves  of  the  place  of  unutterable 
punishment,  I  might  have  borne  this. 
But  there  are  limits  to  the  most  pa- 
tient endurance  of  man.  But  to  hear 
her  avow  her  love  for  the  dead,  at 
my  feet — to  see  her  press  his  passive 
hand  to  her  forehead,  to  her  lips,  to 
her  heart — to  see  her  fling  herself  be- 
side the  body,  and  wildly  supplicate 
that  with  it  she  might  be  laid  in  the 
grave !  This  I  could  not  have  borne ; 
yet  this  I  was  doomed  to  hear  and 
see,  and  shudder  over.  I  felt  that 
to  this  there  must  be  one  conclu- 
sion, and  that  a  bloody  one  ;  I  felt 


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[Feb 


my  veins  like  ice  ;  I  felt  the  steel 
quiver  in  my  fingers;  I  implored  her 
not  to  rouse  me  to  do  what  must 
be  ruin  to  us  both.  She  defied  me. 
I  adjured  her  to  leave  me  till  I  had 
mastered  the  rage  which  was  now 
ready  to  master  me.  She  but  caught 
the  dead  hand,  and  kissed  it  with 
wilder  fondness.  *  One  kiss  more,' 
I  exclaimed,  *  and  you  die.'  The 
kiss  was  given,  and  with  a  laugh 
of  consummate  scorn.  I  knew  not 
what  became  of  me ;  I  was  blind — 
mentally  and  bodily  blind.  I  rushed 
forward  to  tear  the  hand  from  her 
lips.  I  heard  a  shriek  j  a  convulsive 
grasp  dragged  me  down — we  fell  to- 
gether. I  heard  and  felt  no  more. 
"  The  cold  air  of  the  dawn  awoke 
me.  I  had  lain  on  the  marble  floor 
frpm  midnight.  I  was  stiff  and  cold, 
and  felt  as  if  I  had  gone  through 
some  dreadful  dream.  But  I  was 
soon  taught  the  reality.  Septimia 
was  lying  dead  beside  the  Hunga- 
rian. My  poniard  was  fixed  in  her 
bosom.  Whether  I  had  stabbed  her 
in  my  rage,  or  whether  she  had  fall- 
en the  victim  to  my  unlucky  hand 
in  the  struggle,  all  was  over.  There 
lay  the  unhappy  pair,  both  guiltless, 
yet  with  the  heaviest  punishment  of 
guilt;  both  young,  lovely,  noble;  both 
formed  for  happy  years,  and  for  the 
richest  brightener  of  the  happiest 
years,  mutual  love.  Yet  there  they 
lay,  silent,  cold,  motionless,  heart- 
less ;  their  whole  current  of  life 
and  joy  stopped  in  an  instant  by  a 
murderer's  hand.  There  is  some- 
times a  strange  delight  in  knowing 
that  the  worst  that  can  come  has 
come.  I  felt  that  strange  delight, 
the  hideous  joy  of  a  fallen  angel  fix- 
ed in  eternal  chains.  I  felt  the 
fierce  consciousness  of  utter  and  ir- 
reparable ruin.  I  rejoiced  in  the 
agony  of  belief,  that  the  whole  power 
of  earth  could  not  free  me  from  a 
single  fetter  of  my  ruin  ;  that  I  had 
fathomed  the  lowest  depth  of  undo- 
ing ;  that  all  the  racks  and  wheels  of 
tyranny  could  not  add  another  pang 
to  my  mighty  misery,  my  parching 
and  burning  up  of  soul,  my  perfec- 
tion of  woe.  I  gazed  on  the  beauti- 
ful beings  whom  I  had  extinguished ; 
I  even  felt  a  frantic  pity  for  them ;  I 
composed  the  scattered  locks  on 
their  noble  foreheads ;  I  whispered  a 
wild  prayer  for  the  safety  of  their 
souls ;  I  even  bathed  them  with  my 


tears;  but  they  were  not  tears  of 
repentance ;  they  were  the  mere 
surcharge  of  a  heart  infuriated  and 
infatuated,  until  it  had  exhausted 
itself,  and  sunk  into  weakness. 

"  How  long  I  continued  this  melan- 
choly task  I  know  not,  but  I  was 
roused  by  the  approach  of  my  at- 
tendants, who  were  alarmed  by  not 
finding  me  in  my  chamber.  I  was 
then  fully  awake  to  myself,  and  with 
the  dagger  still  dyed  with  my  wife's 
blood,  attempted  to  put  an  end  to  all 
my  pangs  at  once.  I  gave  the  blow ; 
but^my  arm  was  feeble  with  sick- 
ness, and  before  I  could  repeat  it,  I 
was  seized  and  conveyed  to  my  bed. 
The  catastrophe  of  this  night  of  hor- 
rors, of  course,  soon  reached  the  ears 
of  justice,  and  I  should  have  been 
not  unwilling  to  abide  its  severity ; 
but  my  noble  house  forbade  this 
humiliation,  and  I  was  hurried  away 
in  a  state  of  stupor  from  Vienna, 
many  a  league. 

"  My  subsequent  career  is  less 
known,  yet  more  memorable.  The 
dagger  had  cut  away  from  me  all  the 
honours,  enjoyments,  and  hopes  of 
life ;  what  could  now  stimulate  my 
ambition  ?  Who  could  now  be  worth 
my  hate,  and  who  could  now  awake 
my  love  ?  I  abandoned  Europe,  and 
went  to  wander  among  all  nations 
where  I  could  be  farthest  from  the 
sight  of  an  Italian  face,  the  sound  of 
an  Italian  tongue,  the  slightest  me- 
mory of  times  and  scenes  which  yet 
were  imperishably  fixed  in  my  soul. 
But  if  they  were  there,  they  were 
things  in  the  grave,  and  their  revival 
was  like  the  fearful  summoning  of 
the  dead.  I  traversed  Tartary,  I 
plunged  into  the  Siberian  winter,  I 
even  penetrated  the  jealous  bound- 
aries of  the  Chinese  Empire.  A- 
mong  them  all  I  carried  my  remorse, 
but  it  may  have  been  owing  to  this 
pilgrimage  that  I  retained  my  senses 
or  my  life.  Labour  is  the  great  pal- 
liative of  human  sorrow.  Hunger 
has  no  time  for  tears;  danger  suf- 
fers no  faculty  to  sink  into  lazy  use- 
lessness.  I  learned  among  those  bar- 
barians something  more, — the  use  of 
those  extraordinary  powers  which 
nature  gives  us  in  the  human  frame.  I 
learned  to  endure  fatigue  which 
would  meltdown  the  hardiest  Euro- 
pean. I  tamed  the  wild  horse  of  the 
desert ;  I  swam  the  cataract ;  I  sca- 
led the  mountain.  The  fiery  sun 


1832.] 


Tlie  Aga  of  the  Janizaries. 


of  the  south  darkened  my  skin,  but  it 
could    not  wither    up  my  nerves. 
Winter  with  its  snows  and  tempests 
was  my  pastime.  I  had  soon  become 
distinguished  among  my  half  savage 
comrades  for  dexterity  in  the  use  of 
arms.    This  was  in  some  degree  the 
result  of  my  Italian  birth.     Nature 
had  given  me  the  singular  flexibility 
of  form  found    south  of  the  Alps ; 
no  man   among  the   desert  riders 
was  my  superior  at  the  lance,  the 
scimitar,   and  the  bridle.     Distinc- 
tions, the  distinctions  of  barbarism, 
were  forced  upon  me,  and  I  became 
the  captain  of  a  troop.   I  might  have 
been  perhaps  a  Khan  in  time,  and 
shaken  the  Russian  diadem  as  a  new 
Zingis,  at  the  head  of  a  new  uprising 
of  the  wilderness.    But  I  felt  higher 
exultation  in  the  commands  of  our 
Khan  to  join  the  Moslem  army  in 
the  commencement   of  one  of  its 
most  disastrous  campaigns.     There 
again   distinctions    thickened    over 
me.   Some  feats  against  the  Russian 
cavalry  drew  down  unbounded  praise 
from  the  Turkish  Agas,  and  I  was 
fixed  in  the  select  troops  of  the  Sul- 
tan.   I  now  had  an  object  in  view  at 
last.     War  had  become  familiar  to 
me.    I  had  cut  down  the  bridge  be- 
tween me  and  mankind;  and  even 
among  Turks  there  is  no  better  way 
to  honours.    I  was  reckless,  daring, 
and  remorseless.    I  had  learned  to 
look  upon  mankind  as  a  race  of  pre- 
destined slaves  or  tyrants,  and  whe- 
ther slaves  or  tyrants,  the  natural 
food  for  the  sword.  I  spared  neither 
sword  nor  tongue.    I  massacred  in 
the  field,  and  I  insulted  in  the  coun- 
cil. Of  course,  I  domineered  in  both. 
I  found  folly  in  the  Divan,  folly  in 
the  field,  and   defect,  dismay,  and 
ruin  every  where.     I  gave  them  in 
place  of  those  pledges  of  ill  luck, 
plain  sense,  hard  fighting,  the  basti- 
nado, and  the  flat  of  the  scimitar. 

"  In  a  single  campaign,  I  restored 
the  Sultan's  arms,  humbled  the  Rus- 
sians, and,  what  was  more,  taught 
the  Divan  to  speak  like  honest  men. 
But  who  shall  account  for  the  changes 
of  human  things  ?  In  the  last  skir- 
mish, when  we  were  pressing  the 
enemy's  army  to  destruction,  and 
cutting  them  up  hourly  like  weeds, 
a  packet  was  delivered  to  me  by  one 
of  the  Spahis,  which  he  had  found 
in  the  captured  baggage.  In  it  was 
a  volume  which  had  belonged  to 


253 

some  luckless  Italian  in  the  retreat- 
ing army.     It  was  my  own  history ; 
mine,  compiled  by  some  romancer, 
but  told  word  for  word ;  with  frag- 
ments of  my  wife's  letters,  and  every 
incident  and  feature  of  the  whole 
transaction  given  in  the  utmost  de- 
tail. Romance  had  done  nothing  in  it. 
For  what  exaggeration  could  it  have 
found  in  romance  ?  But  its  perusal 
that  night  changed  the  whole  course 
of  my  fortunes.     It  brought  back 
youth,  passion,  misfortune,  misery, 
in  full  tide   upon   me   again.     The 
cold  and  unnatural  fierceness  of  the 
Janizary  chieftain  was  thawed  away 
at  once.    The  hatred  of  man,  or  that 
more  than  hatred,  the  contempt  of 
human  nature,  which  looked  upon 
its  joys  and  sorrows,  its   struggles 
and  successes,  as  the  sport  of  flies, 
made  only  to  be  brushed  away,  or 
the  malignity  of  reptiles,  fit  only  to 
be  trampled  into  death;  all  was  gone. 
I  saw  before  me,  in  my  solitary  tent, 
that  night,  the  countenances  of  every 
friend  of  my  early  years— I  heard 
the  voices  once  familiar  to  my  heart 
— I  breathed  the  beloved  and  balmy 
air  of  my  native  fields — I  exulted  in 
the  unrivalled  splendours  of  my  na- 
tive sunshine,  my  native  shores,  my 
native  hills.    First  and  last  in  every 
landscape,  in  every  proud  saloon,  in 
every  spot  of  peace  and  beauty,  I 
saw  the  two  figures  that  had  decided 
on  my  fate,  and  shut  the  door  of 
happiness  upon  me.    But  time  had 
extinguished  the    intensity  of   my 
passions,  and  with  it  of  my  pains.  I 
felt  that  I  longed  only  to  forgive  and 
be  forgiven,  and  lie  down  and  die. 

"  While  I  was  feasting  on  my  lonely 
banquet  of  sorrow,  the  thunders  of 
the  Ottoman  drums  were  heard.  The 
contrast  was  fatal  to  my  soldiership. 
I  felt  an  instant  and  irresistible  re- 
luctance to  the  trade  of  blood.  I 
thought  with  wonder  and  with  loath- 
ing on  the  savage  delight  which  had 
hurried  me  so  long  through  the  fu- 
ries of  war.  I  had  shed  gore  in  tor- 
rents—and that,  too,  was  Christian 
gore.  On  my  knees  I  pledged  my- 
self to  the  Heaven  which  had  so  long 
endured  me,  never  to  aid  the  fero- 
city of  king  or  people  again.  I  loosed 
the  scimitar  from  my  waist,  took 
the  poniard  from  my  sash,  the  tur- 
ban from  my  brow,  and,  .throwing 
over  me  the  cloak  of  one  of  the 
Greek  followers  of  the  camp,  took 


254 

my  solitary  way,  and  left  camp, 
glory,  wealth,  the  Vizierote,  and  the 
world  behind. 

"I  never  repented  this  step.  I never 
turned  back  my  tread.  I  fixed  my- 
self among  the  Thessalian  cottagers, 
and  there  led  a  life  of  labour  and 
contentment.  When  the  war  render- 
ed life  there  precarious,  I  returned 
to  the  hills,  for  life  had  become  va- 
luable to  rne,  from  the  time  when  I 
found  that  it  could  be  made  useful 
to  my  fellow-men.  I  had  been,  like 
the  great  King  of  Babylon,  driven 
out  from  my  kind,  a  proud  madman, 
degenerating  into  the  savage.  I  had, 
like  him,  fed  on  the  dross  and  weeds 
of  human  life.  I  had  spurned,  and 
raged,  and  raved ;  and,  in  the  deep- 
est moral  humiliation,  in  the  wildest 
insanity  of  the  heart,  had  deemed 
myself  lord  of  all  around  me.  But 
the  terrible  dream  had  passed,  with 
all  its  phantoms ;  the  convulsed  and 
fearful  distress  of  the  soul  had  sub- 


The  Aga  of  the  Janizaries. 


[Feb. 


sided.  *  The  hair,  wet  with  the  dew 
of  heaven,  and  the  nails  like  eagles' 
claws,'  had  passed  from  my  nature. 
I  was  a  man  again ;  and,  in  the  joy 
of  my  recovered  faculties,  I  resolved 
to  live  in  future  only  for  the  sake  of 

g'ving  help  to  man,  and  homage  to 
im  in  whose  hand  man  is  only  the 
dust  of  the  balance. 
*         ****** 

"  I  am  now,  I  believe,  dying ;  andj 
die  with  the  hope  that  the  evils  of  my 
career  may  be  forgotten,  the  good 
remembered,  and  the  frailties  for- 
given. The  Italian  prince,  the  Mon- 
gol captain,  the  famous  Hassan  Ca- 
ramata,  the  obscure  Marabout,  all 
have  finished  their  career,  and  all 
are  now  stretched  upon  the  straw- 
bed  of  an  humble  brother  of  the 
bare-footed  Carmelites.  I  have,  like 
Solomon,  tried  the  sorrows,  the  wis- 
dom, and  the  glories  of  life — like  So- 
lomon, found  them  all  VANITY  OF 
VANITIES. 


1831.]  Noctes  Ambrosiance.    No.LX,  255 


No.  LX. 

XPH  A'EN  DTMIIOSin  KTAIKHN  HEPINISSOMENAIIN 
HAEA  KXTTIAAONTA  KA0HMENON  OINOHOTAZEIN. 

2.' 
PHOC.  ap.  Ath. 

[  This  is  a  distich  by  wise  old  Phocylides, 

An  ancient  who  wrote  crabbed  Greek  in  no  silly  days  ; 

Meaning,  "  'Tis  RIGHT  FOR  GOOD  WINEBIBBING  PEOPLE, 

NOT  TO  LET  THE  JUG  PACE  ROUND  THE  BOARD  LIKE  A  CRIPPLE  j 
BUT  GAILY  TO  CHAT  WHILE  DISCUSSING  THEIR  TIPPLE." 

An  excellent  rule  of  the  hearty  old  cock  'tis  — 
And  a  very  fit  motto  to  put  to  our  Noctes.} 

C.  N.  ap.  Ambr. 

SCENE,  the  Snuggery  —  NORTH  at  his  Desert—  Time,  Seven  o'clock  — 
AMBROSE  the  lord  in  waiting. 

NORTH. 
WRETCHED  raisins  —  paltry  prunes  —  infamous  filberts  ! 

AMBROSE. 

Sir  !  sir  !  sir  !  sir  !  sir  ! 

NORTH. 
Walnuts  !  1  1 

AMBROSE. 

Yes—  sir. 

NORTH  {Cracking  one  between  forefinger  and  thumb.) 
Another  devil's  snuff-box! 

AMBROSE. 

Most  misfortunate.  Depend  on  it,  gracious  sir,  that  I  shall  institute  the 
most  rigid  enquiry  into  this  affair. 

NORTH  {staring  wildly.) 
What  affair  ? 

AMBROSE. 

How,  sir,  (pardon,  I  beseech  you,  for  my  presumption,)  that  pluffy  im- 
postor found  his  way  into  a  picked  peck  of  walnuts,  purchased  but  yester- 
day, for  the  enjoyment  of  my  best  - 

NORTH  (with  sputtering  noise  rejected.) 

Curse  all  apples  !  what  call  you  the  infernals  ? 

AMBROSE. 

The  basket  on  your  right,  sir,  is  Ribstone—  on  your  left,  sir,  Golden 
Pippin—in  front,  sir,  New  York—  the  row  beyond  are  chiefly  Clydesdales 
—and  in  the  distance  you  perceive,  sir,  the  products  of  France. 

NORTH. 

France!  Citizen-king!  Louis-Philippe!  Baroness  de  la  Feucheres! 
Last  of  the  Condes!  Suicide!  Strangulation!  Murder  I  Murder! 
Murder  ! 

Enter  in  consternation  MON  CADET,  SIR  DAVID,  KING  PEPIN,  TAPPITOURY, 
the  PECH,  and  «  the  rest." 

THE  PECH. 

TT    ?,£d?y81  loshy-days!  loshy-daysi  Is  Mr  North  and  master  fechtin'  ? 
Hech  I  it  they're  no  in  grupps  I 

AMBROSE  (shaking  his  black  brows.) 
Avaunt,  vermin  J—  (they  evaporate.) 


256  Nodes  Atnbrosiana.—No*  LX*  [Feb, 

NORTH. 
How  considerate  in  the  creatures  I 

AMBROSE. 

Don't  try  to  cough  it  up,  my  dear  sir,  don't  try  to  cough  it  up. 

NORTH  (gulping  gaspingly.} 
Can't  swallow  it. 

AMBROSE. 

Heavens,  sir  I     Cough  it  up,  my  dear  sir,  cougli  it  up  !     It's  only  one  of 

the  seeds.    May  I  dare,  my  lord,  to  give  you  a  slight on  the  shoulder  ? 

Yet  the  very  idea  is  impious — 

NORTH. 

Asthma— Ambrose—Asthma  ! 

AMBROSE. 

No,  no,  no,  no,  no,  no,  no — Sir !  No,  no,  no,  no,  no,  no,  no —my  dearest 
Mr  North—not  asthma— not  asthma— 'tis  but  a  seed— a  damned  seed. 

NORTH. 

Hush.  Perhaps  the  hooping-cough.  My  childhood  was  not  like  that  of 
other— (  Severe  fit.) 

AMBROSE. 

I'm  sure,  sir,  it  was  not.  I  knoAv  you  had  none  of  the  diseases  incident 
to  common  —  Oh,  dear !  oh,  dear !  cough  it  up,  sir !  do  cough  it  up  ! 

NORTH. 
Ach !  ach !  ach !  That  shoe  pinches. 

AMBROSE. 

This  must  indeed  be  the  kinkcough.  O,  sir !  do  not  grow  so  black  in 
the  face,  if  you  can  help  it,  my  dear  sir ;  for  I  fear  to  look  on  it — but  I  do 
trust  you  are  not  angry,  sir — 

NORTH  (crowing  like  a  cock.) 

I  feel  somewhat  relieved  now,  Ambrose. 

AMBROSE. 

How  happy  would  I  be  could  I  believe  that  were  a  voluntary  imitation ; 
but,  alas  !  I  fear  it  was  the  wild  work  of  the  cruel  complaint- — - 
NORTH  (crowing  again.) 

Did  ye  hear  that,  Ambrose  ?    If — I  am — to  be — cut  off— you — will 

at — least — al — low— that  I  die — game.     (  With  a  languid  smile.) 

AMBROSE. 

Be  cheery,  sir — be  cheery.  After  the  kinkcough,  you  will  have  to  go 
through  the  measles,  and  the  scarlet  fever,  and  the 

NORTH. 

0  mother  !  mother !  why  was  your  little  Kit  never  inoculated  ? 

AMBROSE. 

Not  too  late  yet,  sir,  for  vacillation.    Many  public  characters 

NORTH. 
At  my  time  of  life,  Am— brose  !  'twould  be  fatal.    (Severest  Jit.) 

AMBROSE. 

Let  me  venture  to  volunteer  holding  your  honour'd  head  on  my  breast. 
There,  sir — there,  my  dear  sir — Oh  f  say  that  you're  easier  now,  sir  ! 
Don't  speak,  sir ! 

NORTH. 

"  Murder  most  foul,  as  at  the  best  it  is, 
But  this  most  foul  and  most  unnatural." 

AMBROSE. 

1  would  fain  hope,  honoured  sir,  that  you  are  not  waxing  delirious. 

NORTH. 
Not  much.    She  devil ! 

AMBROSE. 

Ha !  now  you  begin  to  look  like  yourself  again,  sir.  Thank  heaven,  the 
worst  is  over. 

NORTH. 

Thank  you,  Mr  Ambrose.  My  lungs,  that  even  now  did  crow  like 
chanticleer,  are  comfortably  clacking  like  a  hen  at  brood.  But  my  head 


1832.]  Nodes  Ambrosiana.     No.  LX.  25? 

has  left  a  white  stain  on  your  black  velvet  vest,  mine  host.    Let  me  wipe 
it  off. 

[North  dusts  away  the  hair-powder  from  Ambrose's  black  velvet  vest 
— the  same  which  Picardy  first  sported  on  being  presented  to 
George  the  IV.  in  Holyrood,  by  Southside. 

AMBROSE  (bowing  with  blushes.) 
Prouder  of  that  badge,  sir,  than  were  it  a  star. 

NORTH. 
I  suspect,  my  good  Ambrose,  that  I  have  got  the  jaundice. 

AMBROSE  (smiling.) 

The  jaundice,  sir  ?  No — no — no.  That  disease  dare  not  attack  a  man 
of  genius.  Nature,  sir,  will  not  suffer  such  eyes  to  look  distemperedly  on 
her  works. 

NORTH. 

Finest  of  flattery,  conveyed  in  the  noblest  of  sentiments ! 

AMBROSE. 

In  the  jaundice,  sir,  a  man  sees  all  things  yellow.  The  patient  would 
think  those  pale  pink  panels  ochre — nay,  the  snows  of  his  mistress's  bosom 
would  seem  to  him  a  bunch  of  dandelions 

NORTH. 

I  have  got  the  jaundice.  All  the  fruits  on  the  table  are  of  one  hue — that 
of  the  forsaken— nuts,  apples,  pears,  oranges,  all  of  the  same  green  and  yel- 
low melancholy — and  you  yourself,  Ambrose,  a  glower  of  gambouge  I 

AMBROSE. 

In  all  humility,  sir,  I  trust  not.  No  hint  of  the  kind  has  dropped  from 
any  of  the  household 

NORTH. 

Because  I  alone  have  got  the  jaundice.  (Putting  a  few  shillings  from  his 
purse.}  Look  there  I  If  I  did  not  know  them  to  be  shillings,  I  should  swear 
they  were  guineas. 

AMBROSE. 

But  are  you  sick,  sir  ? 

NORTH. 

Very  very  sick — sick  of  you— sick  of  the  world — sick  of  life — sick  of  my- 
self!  For  what  are  we — one  and  all — but  so  much  animated  brick-dust  ? 

AMBROSE. 

"Eureka!  Eureka!"  I  have  discovered  the  cause  of  your  disease!— 
(Laughing  joyfully.} 

NORTH. 

I  fear,  sir,  you  are  becoming  somewhat  too  familiar 

AMBROSE. 

If  I  am,  then  banish  me  from  Snuggery  and  Saloon  in  sacula  sceculorum* 

Forgive  me,  sir  ;  but  if  my  gracious  master  will  but  doff  these  specs 

NORTH  (loosening  the  pressure  of  the  elastic  silver.) 

Creation  has  recovered  its  character— the  whole  world  of  nature  and  of 
art. 

AMBROSE. 

These  spectacles,  sir,  belong  to  a  queer  creature  of  an  optician,  at  pre- 
sent one  of  our  lodgers,  who  has  a  craze  for  staining  glass  of  all  colours— 
but  how  they  got  here  is  a  mystery 

NORTH. 

How  potent  imagination  !  I  was  as  sick  as  a  dog.  But  are  you  sure,  Am- 
brose, that  my  face  is  not  like  one  of  these  oranges — in  colour  I  mean  ? — for 
in  shape,  I  believe  firmly,  that  it  is  much  longer. 

AMBROSE. 

Why,  the  rose  on  your  cheek,  sir,  is  brightening  like  the  daybreak. 

NORTH. 
Ambrose,  you  are  a  poet. 

AMBROSE  (like  one  of  those  down-looking  B-tsts.) 

Why,  sir,  I  do  sometimes  indulge  in  a  little 

.  NORTH. 

Flirtation  with  the  Muses,  when  Missus  is  at  rca  -ket,  eh  ? 

VOL.  XXXI.  NO.  CXC.  R 


238  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LX>  [Feb. 

AMBROSE. 

Just  so,  sir. 

NORTH. 

Publish  no  new  Poem,  Ambrose,  till  after  the  burial  of  the  Reform  Bill. 

AMBROSE. 

Just  so,  sir.  You  may  depend  upon  it,  sir.  Politics  and  Poetry  cannot 
live  in  the  same  atmosphere.  The  one  thrives  on  the  foul  smoke  of  cities, 
the  other  breathes  empyrean  air  remote  from  the  hum  of  mail,  in  rural  — 
or  mountain  —  solitude. 

,alB?nJ5d  sriJ  oJn!  B9»-    NORTH.  -^  isncfij  arfj  ,iia  ^bimte? 
Whew  I 

AMBROSE  (enthusiastically.') 
For  poetical  inspiration,  sir,  nothing  like  a  jaunt  in  a  gig  to  Peebles. 


With  a  sleety  wind  in  your  face,  on  the  First  of  June,  as  you  jog  through 
that  loveliest  pastoral  scenery  encircling  that  "  cynosure  of  neighbouring 
eyes,"  the  Wellington  Arms.  jgoqaMA 

AMBROSE.  Cgnwm-Thjfi8  i 

A  friend  of  mine  is  taking  in  arable  land  there  from  the  moss— 

W£j    fO    b    NORTH.    JcT   9JW9  }IJI     U 

That  is  rational  !  He  must  be  a  sensible  man.  To  attempt  improving  a 
poor  soil,  seems  to  me  the  last  stretch  of  patriotism  —  of  the  love  of  the 
natale  solum. 

AMBROSE.  -»H19t9I»0' 

I  much  fear  yon  won't  pay,  sir. 

NORTH. 

Oh,  yes  !  Wages,  profit,  and  rent. 

AMBROSE. 

Are  you  serious,  sir. 

NORTH. 

Marked  you  never,  Ambrose,  the  potatoe  crop  on  those  lazy  beds  ?  None 
of  your  big  bushy  green  shaws,  plum-clustering  yellow  :  but  they  "  are 
lean,  and  lank,  and  brown,  as  is  the  ribbed  sea-sand."  Woe-begone,  they 
look  as  if  some  misbegotten  abortion,  the  untimely  produce  of  a  conjunc- 
tion between  an  old  docken  and  a  middle-aged  nettle.  7  jiniift  bnA 

AMBROSE. 

A  bad  cross. 

NORTH. 

Very.  —  Pull  them  up,  and  lo!  a  parcel  of  poteightytoes,  like  marrow-fats, 
or  the  waxen  cells  of  the  humble  bee,  that  "  bigs  its  byke"  in  the  mossy 
greensward,  or  among  the  roots  of  a  thorn,  on  which  the  magpie  stills  her 
chatter  within  her  round  prickly  nest,  even  by  the  road-side  unafraid  of 
the  heedless  traveller. 

AMBROSE. 

Boil  them,  and,  sir,  how  scabby  / 

NORTH.  biByd  si< 

Then  the  barley-patch,  pining  in  green  sickness  on  the  bosom  of  the  cold, 
wet,  black  moss  - 

--!«q  £  fW^KWS  bUIIWlttBflto-s^fiib  wo;;' 

Fuzionless  and  plashy—  in  which  the  unherded  stirk  sinks  up  to  the 
knees,  for  the  scanty  braird,  yellowing  long  before  it  is  shot,  imprudently 
forsaking  the  more  nutritious  heather.  Pardon  me,  sir. 

.f[o*-irmdD*9  J  is  brtto^TitiJ  ^fojBtmJfe  ated  I 

There  goes  a  snipeuxs  ^afoasisJm  lo  aoasadB  sni  ni  -turf*  t™ 

AMBROSE. 

Living  by  suction,  it  contrives  to  keep  soul  and  body  together,  sir  ,-  but 
'tis  a  mere  bunch  of  feathers,  sir,  for  the  very  slugs  are  slender  in  such 
poor  mud  ;  and  shallow  water,  crisp  with  ice  nine  months  of  the  year,  is  fatal 
to  the  race  of  worms. 


Does  nothing  ripen  ? 


1.832.]  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LX.  259 

AMBROSE. 

Nothing,  sir — not  even  powheads.  Few  grow  into  froggies — and  of  these 
last,  scarce  six  in  a  summer  become  full-sized  spangers ;  yet  spangers  they 
must  not  be  called— for  they  again  are  so  weak,  sir,  that  they  cannot  hop, 
and  but  crawl  like  toads. 

NORTH. 

Never  saw  I  such  stirks.  It  is  wonderful  to  see  such  atomies  walk.  I 
presume  they  are  bred  merely  for  the  skins. 

AMBROSE. 

I  understand,  sir,  the  tanner  gets  the  bones  into  the  bargain. 

NORTH. 

They  are  kept  in  countenance  by  the  sheep.  Never  saw  I  such  a  spec- 
tacle of  human  misery  as  that  old  ram.  His  body  is  partially  clothed  with 
an  extraordinary  commodity,  neither  wool  nor  hair;  but  bare,  bare,  poor 
fellow,  are  his  hips;  and  what  years  of  hunger  and  starvation  are  wreathed 
round  his  indurated  horns  I 

AMBROSE. 

All  unfit,  sir,  for  snuff-mulls. 

NORTH. 

Such  a  seraglio !  Ilk  ewie  but  a  pound  o'  tawty  woo' — here  and  there 
one  with  a  four-legged  something  staggering  at  her  side,  which  may  be  con- 
jectured to  be  her  lamb  ! 

AMBROSE. 

Did  you  ever  notice,  sir,  (pardon  me  for  being  so  bold,)  the  bees  in  that 
region  ? 

NORTH. 
The  foggies  ? 

AMBROSE. 

Yes,  sir.    Or  th6  t ed-dowps  ? 

NORTH. 

Less  than  bummers.  The  foggies  are  of  a  dirty  yellow,  instead  of  a  bright 
brown ;  red-dowp  is  a  misnomer,  for  the  black  wretches  terminate  suddenly 
in  a  spot  of  mud — and  what  a  feeble  bizz  ! 

AMBROSE. 

And  think  you,  sir,  they  have  stings  ? 

NORTH. 

Something  of  the  sort — but  they  have  not  power  to  use  them — and  the 
impotents  are  angrier  in  their  wretchedness  than  wasps.  But  in  the  midst 
of  all  this  misery,  the  Wellington  Arms  is  by  no  means  an  uncomfortable 
howf  in  a  sleet-squash.  Seldom  have  I  tasted  better  cheese.  They  import 
their  own  meal — on  her  girdle  the  guclewife  heats  into  crumpiness  a  fair 
farl— and  she  is  famous  for  her  hams.  'Tis  a  house  of  call  for  Carriers,  you 
know,  Mr  Ambrose ;  and  unpromising  as  is  that  bare  exterior  that  knows  no 
other  shelter  from  the  storm  than  sometimes  a  row  of  waggons  to  wind- 
ward with  every  inch  of  canvass  set,  yet  within  burns  a  cheerful  fire,  and 
there  may  be  heard  the  gurgle  in  which  the  heart  of  the  weary  wayfarer 
rejoices,  the  music  of  the  big-bellied  bottle  vomiting  from  its  short  throat 
the  liquid  lapse  of  the  clear  Barley-bree,  whose  smack  reminds  you  of  Glen- 
livet, "  alike,  but,  oh  !  how  different" — and  awakes  a  passing  sigh  for  the  far- 
off  Highlands,  whose  mountain-tops  rise  before  you  in  a  visionary  dream. 
You  know  the  Wellington  Arms,  Ambrose  ?>  »bi 

AMBROSiyii  tflHHj;  . 

Yes,  sir.  I  bate  alternately  there,  and  at  Leadburn-toll.  I  have  gene- 
rally found,  sir,  that  in  the  absence  of  interesting  external  objects  the  Fancy 
is  more  fertile— 

I    ftflf!  fuOB  M  NORTH.    • 'nttfOT  1f 

Do  you  understand,  Ambrose,  the  distinction  between  Fancy  and  Ima- 
gination, as  drawn  by  Coleridge  in  his  Biographia  Literaria,  and  Words- 
worth in  one  of  his  philosophical  prefaces,  in  which  he  labours  to  tell  us 
what  poetry  is,  ia  despair,  I  presume,  of  being  able  to  effect  that  purpose 
by  his  verses  ? 


260  Nodes  Ambrosiance.    Aro.  LX.  [Feb. 

AMBROSE. 

1  read  no  philosophical  criticism,  sir,  but  in  the  Magazine.  As  far  as  I 
have  been  able  to  master  the  occasional  hints  thrown  out  in  that  immortal 
work,  it  seems  to  me,  sir,  that  Fancy  is  the  faculty  by  which  the  human  mind 
collects  round  any  object  of  thought  a  certain  conglomeration  of  corres- 
ponding and  congenial  images,  united  rather  by  some  accidental  and  ca- 
pricious associations,  which  consequently  are,  in  comparison,  feeble  and 
evanescent,  inasmuch  as  they  are  obedient,  as  well  in  their  going  as  in  their 
coming,  to  moods  moving  along  the  surface  of  the  mind,  than  by  those 
everlasting  links  of  feeling  or  of  passion,  sir,  which,  though  oftentimes  in- 
visible, are  nevertheless  always  felt,  when  the  capacity  of  emotion  is 
brought  into  power,  and  the  creative  function  of  the  soul  is  at  work  to  re- 
produce, and  in  the  reproduction  beautifies  the  essential  and  primordial 
elements  of  emotion,  one  of  these  being,  beyond  all  doubt,  intellectual  per- 
ception, and  another  intellectual  conception,  thus  gradually  growing  into 
new  and  original  forms,  which,  when  intensified  into  life  by  the  true  Pro- 
methean fire,  are  universally  confessed  to  be,  even  while  the  mystery  of  their 
generation  remains  a  secret  to  the  minds  of  those  affected  by  them  to  very 
transport.  Forms  of  the  Imagination. 

NORTH. 

Ambrose,  we  must  have  you  appointed  Professor  of  Poetry  in  the  Uni- 
versity of  Dumfries. 

AMBROSE  (drawing  himself  up  proudly?) 

Pardon  me,  sir,  my  glory  in  all  future  ages  will  be,  that  beneath  my  roof 
were  celebrated  the  famous  NOCTES  AMBROSIAN/E — more  poetry  in  them, 
my  venerated  sir,  and  more  of  the  philosophy  of  poetry,  than  in  the  Dia- 
logues of  Plato,  the  mgi  Tiomrtw  of  Aristotle,  Blair's  Lectures,  La  Harpe's 
Course  of  Literature,  and  all  the  lucubrations  of  both  the  Schlegels,  with 
those  of  Gothe  and  Tiecke  to  boot.  A  thousand  thanks,  sir,  for  your  offer 
— but  no,  I  must  not — cannot — will  not  go — Professor  of  Poetry — to  Dum- 
fries. Appoint  the  Editor  of  the  Dumfries  Courier. 

NORTH. 

He  is  to  be  Professor  of  Natural  History. 

AMBROSE. 

I  fear,  sir,  that  I  have  been  allowing  my  tongue  unwarrantable  license  ; 
but  your  condescending  affability—- 

NORTH. 

No  man  is  a  hero,  Ambrose,  to  his  valet-de-chambre. 

AMBROSE. 

But  a  philosopher  is  a  philosopher,  venerated  sir,  at  all  times — yea  even 
to  the  humblest  of  his  admirers — to  him  who  now  glories  in  the  name  of 

"  mme  h°St '  >*[**  *>M  9d  il.;^**  vleraildiia  dhoweb-ioW 

-  I  think  like  a  sage,  bS  I  feel  as  a  man." 

Sit  down,  my  good  Ambrose,  sit  down ;  and  let  me  pour  forth  my  confes- 
sions into  your  honest  heart. 

AMBROSE. 
I  obey.  (Mr  Ambrose  sits  down  in  Southside's  curule  chair.) 

NORTH. 

The  best  bred  man  in  Europe  since  the  time  of  Lord  Stair.  Take  an 
orange.  Yes— suck  it— and  scorn  silver  blade.  Sour  ? 

AMBROSE. 

Honey-suffar-sweet.  sir. 

amjRgv  gTjjten  <9faiii9iijp  iBirtriiqa  ifoua  71 

(Lying  back  with  shut  eyes  on 
I  am  the  most  miserable  of  men. 

AMBROSE. 

Oh !  say  not  so,  sir.  You  who  make  all  the  world  happy  by  delight  and 
instruction.  .  ^^  Qn  ^^  ^  ^nfl  ^ 

Remember,  Ambrose,  that  this  confidence  is  sacred-tl.at  not  a  word  of 
what  I  am  now  about  10  reveal  must  ever  murmur  from  your  lips— 


But  then,  MrGurney,  sir? 


1832.]  Nicies  Amlrosiance.     No.  LX.  261 

or  glimpse  from  your  eyes — or  pass  in  shadow  along  that  capacious  fore- 
head.    You  must  be  mum  as  the  grave. 

AMBROSE. 

Fear  not  Gurney.    He  is  hocussed.    List  I    Don't  you  hear  him  snore  ? 

AMBROSE. 

For  some  time  past,  sir,  have  1  heard  that  sound,  but  I  thought  it  was  the 
water  beginning  to  fun  again  into  the  water-pipe  from  the  roof  after  the 
thaw. 

Ilifiqii'}    OlU    a°"^rfivA   27JG7/[iJ   BBdlddjld /£  II 

No-'tis  fancy.  I  have  drugged  his  drink-have  Mven  him  a  potent  pos- 
set. After  life's  fitful  fever  he  sleeps  well — he  will  extend  not  his  short 
hand  to  tell  our  secret.  He  awakes  not  till  midnight. 

AMBROSE. 

A  strange  awe  comes  over  me,  sir.  Remember,  sir,  that  I  have  a  wife 
and  children,  and  that  any  thing  very  dreadful  — 

NORTH. 

Ambrose !  If  you  have  any  tears  to  shed,  prepare  to  weep  them  now— 
BLACKWOOD'S  MAGAZINE  is  THE  CURSE  OF  MY  EXISTENCE. 

AMBROSE 

Alas,  and  alack-a-day! 

fits  ilfjS9U£>J  j/jrfj  .9d  iiivy  ^•QfiN1ORT!**    . 

"  I  am  acquainted  with  sad  misery, 

As  the  tanned  galley-slave  is  with  his  oar  !** 

AMBROSE. 

Then  is  the  sun  miserable,  while  man  and  nature  bless  his  orb,  as  he  sheds 
the  seasons  all  over  the  variegated  earth,  from  his  rolling  car  in  heaven. 

NORTH* 

Seek  not,  my  Ambrose,  to  veil  from  my  soul,  in  such  dazzling  imagery, 
the  sense  of  its  own  doom  !  'Tis  the  great  and  gracious  law  of  nature,  that 
old  age  should  have  rest.  Like  some  mighty  mountain  seemingly  made  of 
enow,  deeper  far  its  hush  than  of  any  cloud-range  that  ever  breathed  the 
spirit  of  its  stillness  far  and  wide  over  the  cerulean  sky,  and  beautified  by- 
sunset  that  seems  to  look  with  love  on  its  stainless  sleep,  to  my  imagina- 
tion, world- wearied,  and  now  sore  averse  to  all  Passion's  strife,  rises  up  the 
fair  idea  of  Repose ! 

AMBROSE  (apparently  much  relieved.) 
I  too,  sir,  sometimes  delight  in  indulging  myself  in  a  dream  of  retiring 

from  public  into  private  life — of  purchasing  a  small 

NORTH. 

As  Wordsworth  sublimely  says — "  To  be  laid  asleep  in  body,  and  be- 
come a  living  soul !"  Quietism,  fathomless  as  the  sea,  and  as  the  sea  trans- 
parent, when  it  is  one  with  heaven,  and  ships  from  clouds  you  know  not, 
so  motionless  hang  they,  single  or  in  fleets,  with  shade  and  sunshine  alter- 
nately revisiting  their  idle  sails  ! 

^   W"ura   *  '      AMBROSE.      ,     .= 

I  have  seen  such  a  sight  between  Leith  pier-head  and  Inchkeith,  a  hun- 
dred times,  sir;  but  then  I  could  not  havesaiW  that,  sir,  had  I  lived  a  thou- 
sand years.  Were  I  struck  blind,  I  should  see  again,  listening  to  your 
words.  They  would  be  to  me,  sir,  like  sun-beams. 

NORTH. 


Nay,  the  soul  seeks  not— she  demands  release  from  the  bonds  of  this 
world's  day-darg  life ;  and,  like  waves  agitated  no  more,  she  expects  all 
her  thoughts  to  be  at  least  settled  down  into  a  tideless  calm,  even  like  that 
sweet  line  of  watery  light  that  strews  with  stars  the  summer  shores  of  the 
Mediterranean  sea. 


262  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LX,  [Feb. 

AMBROSE. 

I  could  go  to  sleep,  and  dream  of  the  ocean. 

NORTH. 

"  O  blest  retirement !  Friend  of  life's  decline !" 

AMBROSE. 

What  more  beautiful  place  about  all  the  suburbs,  sir,  than  Buchanan 
Lodge. 

NORTH. 

Oh!  the  wisdom  of  old  age,  serene  as  simplicity  of  childhood!  the 
light  wandering  in  the  west  ere  yet  it  fade  in  darkness ! — as  gentle  and  as 
gorgeous,  too,  as  in  the  east  the  day-spring  about  to  run  his  race  in  heaven ! 

AMBROSE. 

Pardon  me,  sir,  for  not  speaking  when  you  stop ;  but  I  hope  you  will  al- 
low me  to  listen 

NORTH. 

Instead  of  all  this,  there  is  that  INFERNAL  MAGAZINE,  THE  CURSE  OF  MY 
EXISTENCE,  idiotically  called  monthly,  but,  in  truth,  an  annual,  a  perennial, 
a  perpetual,  an  everlasting,  an  eternal  CURSE  ! 

AMBROSE. 

You  make  me  shudder,  sir — indeed,  sir,  you  make  me  shudder.  O,  sir, 
say  not  another  such  sentence;  or  if  you  must,  I  beseech  you  to  say  it 
quickly,  for  this  state  of  fearful  excitation  is  worse  than  being  in  a  shower- 
bath  with  the  string  in  one's  hand. 

NORTH. 

With  a  long  pull,  a  strong  pull,  and  a  pull  altogether — I  began  in  sad- 
ness, but  I  proceed  in  rage.  Maga  holds  her  head  too  high,  Mr  Ambrose  ; 
and,  would  you  believe  it,  has  more  than  once  had  the  audacity  to  cut 
Christopher. 

AMBROSE. 

Oh !  no,  no,  no,  no,  no,  no,  no,  no,  no,  no ! 

NORTH. 

Yes,  yes,  yes,  yes,  yes,  yes,  yes  !  I,  her  own  dearly  beloved  Editor— so, 
in  her  wheedling  fits  of  hypocritical  fondness,  she  delights  to  call  me — 

her  Kit — her  Kit-cat — her  Norry  Norry have  been — grasp  firm  hold  of 

the  elbows  of  your  seat,  Ambrose — A  REJECTED  CONTRIBUTOR  1 ! ! 

AMBROSE. 

I  am  sick  at  heart.  (Sinks  into  a  comatose  state,  between  a  swoon  and  a 
dwawm.) 

NORTH. 

The  slut  solicited  me  for  an  opening  article  to  Part  Second  of  this  very 
month,  and  there  she  had  it — in  two  sheets — The  Hindu  Drama ;  as  power- 
ful an  opening  article  as  ever  did  honour  to  the  Cock  of  the  North  j  when, 
whew!  she  shoves  me  and  my  article  aside,  for  sake  of  an  Irishman,  who, 
with  all  his  blarney,  cannot  love  her  as  I  have  loved  her — and  {here  the  old 
man  absolutely  shed  tears)  as  I  will  continue  to  love  her,  in  spite  of  all  her 
ungrateful  cruelty,  to  the  last  hour  of  my  life.  (He  sobs.) 
AMBROSE  (in  a  state  of  somnolency.) 

Whruhu — whruhu — whruhu — whruhu ! 

NORTH. 

I  see — I  hear  that  I  have  your  sympathy,  Ambrose.  May  then  this  right 
hand,  laden  as  it  is  with  chalk-stones  formed  by  toils  in  her  service — the 
Ingrate ; — yes,  may  this  right  hand  wither  like  a  shrivelled  leaf — these  lack- 
lustre eyes,  bedimmed  for  her  sake  by  many  a  wakeful  midnight,  the  little 
-vision  lose  that  still  is  left  within  their  faded  orbs — if  e'er  again — (oh! 
hear  me  now,  ye  spirits  that  delight  in  just  revenge!)  if  e'er  again  I  waste 

ink  in  her  cause — if  e'er 

AMBROSE  (with  astonishing  energy.) 

Whruhu — whruhu — whruhu — whruhu — whruhu  ! 

NORTH. 

Was  that  a  trumpet  ?  Such  air-born  warnings  are  not  to  be  rashly  de- 
spised by  the  soul  of  man,  when,  troubled  by  passion,  it  trembles  on  the 


1832,]  Nodes  AmbrosiancB.    No.  LX.  263 

verge  of  some—  perhaps  fatal—  vow,—  and  may  be  about  to  sell  itself  to 
perdition  —  to  the  ENEMY  !     It  may  have  been  the  voice  of  my  GENIUS. 

AMBROSE. 

Whuhru  —  whuhru  —  whuhru  —  whuhru  ! 

NORTH. 

Well  —  it  matters  not,  if  a  man's  soul  be  saved  —  by  what  instrument—- 
whether by  a  snore  or  a  clap  of  thunder. 

AMBROSE  (waking,  and  turning  a  sleep-drenched  pair  of  poppetfd 


^ 
Whawawharawbraw—  brr—  ach  ! 

NORTH. 

A  bit  of  Miss  Kissirving's  unknown  tongue.  I  said  waste  ink  in  Maga's 
service.  Now,  I  shelter  myself  under  the  double  sense  of  that  word.  I 
may  write—  Madam—  an  occasional  article  for  your  miscellany,  —  but,  mind 
what  I  now  say  —  the  first  rejected  article  shall  be  the  last  —  and  I  will  go 
over  in  a  body  to  the  Edinburgh  Review. 

AMBROSE  (starting  up.) 

Beg  pardon  for  not  answering  the  bell  sooner,  sir  ;  but  I  have  this  instant 
returned  with  Leezy  Lightfoot,  who  is  preparing  such  a  board  of  oysters, 
sir,  as  has  not  been  witnessed  in  Modern  Athens  since  the  erection  of  the 
pillars  of  the  Parthenon,  .-.aym*/, 

NORTH. 
"  Sleep  hath  her  separate  world  as  wide  as  dreams." 

AMBROSE  (apparently  disabused  of  his  dwawming  dream.) 
I  fear  that  I  have  sinned  beyond  hope  of  forgiveness. 

NORTH. 
I  never  dreamt  an  oyster.    Seems  it,  in  sleep,  more  spiritual  in  the  shell  ? 

AMBROSE. 
Prodigious  Pandores  all  !    Meet  for  the  mouths  of  giants. 

1OI     NORTH. 

Most  melancholy  must  it  be  to  the  entranced  spirit  as  it  relapses  into 
waking,  to  see  the  magnificent  spiritual  oyster  of  a  dream  dwindling  down 
into  the  mean  material  conch,  half  opening  its  lips  on  the  way  up  from 
Prestonpans  ! 

AMBROSE. 

My  dream  was  twofold,  sir.  But  I  shudder  to  tell  its  other  vision.  Me- 
thought  I  heard  you  vow  never  more  to  waste  ink—  — 

NORTH. 

•  Hush.  What  an  inconsistent  and  contradictory  creature  is  man  !  To 
have  my  addresses  to  Maga  rejected  once  in  a  twelvemonth,  sends  wrath 
boiling,  like  a  lava-flood,  through  my  whole  frame,  from  head  to  heel  —  and 
yet  —  thinking  of  the  contributions  she  levies  —  exacts  from  me  —  almost  in 
the  same  breath  have  I  called  her  the  curse  of  my  existence  ! 

AMBROSE. 

She  is  your  lawful  wedded  wife,  sir,  and  you  must  stick  to  her,  tooth 
and  nail  —  I  quote  your  own  words,  sir  —  to  the  last. 

NORTH. 

O  these  printers'  devils  !  Like  urchins  on  an  ice-slide,  keeping  the  pie 
warm,  from  cock-crow  till  owl-hoot  do  they  continue  in  unintermitting  suc- 
cession to  pour  from  the  far-off  office  down  upon  Moray  Place  or  Buchanan 
Lodge,  one  imp  almost  on  the  very  shoulders  of  another  —  without  a  minute 
devil-  free—  crying  "  Copy  !  Copy  !"  in  every  variety  of  intonation  possible 
in  gruff  or  shrill;  and  should  I  chance  to  drop  asleep  over  an  article, 
worn  down  by  protracted  sufferings  to  mere  skin  and  bone,  as  you  see, 
till  the  wick  of  my  candle—  one  to  the  pound  —  hangs  drooping  down  by 
the  side  of  the  melting  mutton  —  the  two  sunk  stories  are  swarming  with 
them  —  all  a-hum  !  Many,  doubtless,  die  during  the  year;  but  from  such 
immense  numbers  they  are  never  missed,  any  more  than  the  midges  you 
massacre  on  a  sultry  summer  eve  of  being  eaten  alive.  Then  the  face  and 
figure  of  one  devil  are  so  alike  another's—  though  people  who  have  time  to 
pay  particular  attention  to  their  personal  appearance  —  which  I  have  not— 
say  they  are  different  as  sheep—  that  tipsy  Thammuz  is  to  me  all  one  with 


264  Nodes  Ambrosiance.    No.  LX.  [Feb. 

Bowzy  Beelzebub;  so  that,  bewildered  by  that  infinite  series  of  small 
satans, 

"  At  the  close  of  the  day  when  the  hamlet  is  still, 
And  mortals  the  sweets  of  forgetfulness  prove, 
When  nought  but  the  torrent  is  heard  on  the  hill, 
And  nought  but  the  nightingale's  voice  in  the  grove;" 

I  am  haunted  by  the  mysterious  thought  of  "  one-in  many,"  and  the  still 
more  mysterious  thought  of  "many-in-one,"  each  individual  devil  having 
the  might  of  a  million,  and  the  million  having  the  intensity  of  each  indivi- 
dual devil,— a  state  of  mind,  I  assure  you,  Mr  Ambrose,  which  it  is  not  easy 
for  a  rational  man  like  you  to  imagine,  difficult  to  describe,  and  impossible 
to  envy. 

AMBROSE. 

Reverend  sir-          v  mU  e^{,MJ  1{^«w  bjj&  -  i8  fbTBfu; 

NORTH  (eyeing  the  door  with  a  raised  expression.) 
Look — look — look — there  they  come — through  the  key-hole ! 

AMBROSE  (m  superstitious  fear.} 
In  spite  of  the  key !  Nay— you  are  frighting  me— sir.     (  Trying  to  smile.) 

NORTH. 
One  day  in  the  seven — even  they — and  I  too — are  at  peace ! 

AMBROSE.  0tJ  iey9a H9brqhjj3  xfodoo 

And  one  night  in  every  month 

NORTH.  t  M00W  UOT  /H8  ," 

The  Noctes  AmbrosianaB  !  "  and  thus  the  year  spins  round. 

AMBROSE. 

Self  tormenting  genius  loves  often  to  darken  its  lot  by  the  shadow  of  a 
thunder-cloud  of  its  own  wilful  gathering ;  but  then  how  it  exults  in  the  il- 
lumination of  the  lightning ! 

NORTH.  .-oqlmsdj 

Why,  you  electrify  me,  Ambrose  ! 

AMBROSE. 

Any  power  of  expression  I  have,  sir— and  of  course  any  power  of  feeling 
or  of  thought — I  owe  to  THE  MAGAZINE.  Till  Maga  mounted  the  Throne, 
Ambrose  may  be  said  to  have  vegetated ; — since  that  era — he  has  nourished 
— green  all  the  year  round — and  brightest  of  all  in  winter — like  the  laurel. 

N  OUT  II. 

Ambrose  !  I  envy  the  equable  current— the  calm  flow — of  your  existence. 
Then  'tis  much  for  happiness  to  be  an  universal  favourite. 

AMBROSE. 

On  that  principle,  sir,  as  on  every  other,  I  venture  again  to  say,  that  you 
must  be  the  happiest  of  men. 

NORTH.      B  jjjrf  9i&     a'iWOW    f> 

The  world — the  poor  ignorant  deluded  world — thinks  me  happy  .'  Hap- 
py, forsooth,  because  T  live  "  in  the  blaze  of  my  fame  !"  Pitch-black  all 
the  while  to  me  is  meridian  day  as  the  noon  of  night.  And  hideously 
haunted  by  phantoms  !  ^  I6j.lolamr  aft  7<J  Md^iiiia 

AMBROSE. 

Oh,  dear !  Oh,  dear !  Oh,  dear !  That  I  should  live  to  hear  this,  my  be- 
loved benefactor ! 

?  980'Ki*T°RT»-     <9«IOH  baTI  9VBlf  JJOY— 

Hideously  haunted — because  lovely  beyond  all  endurance  are  the  pale, 
silent,  beckoning  phantoms  !  Trackless  do  they  come  and  go  in  soul-sub- 
duing succession,  each  with  its  face  of  sunshine  soon  overcast  with  clouds, 
and  then  dissolving  in  strange  showers  of  tears !  They  are  the  friends  of  rny 
boyhood — of  my  youth— of  my  manhood — and  sheeted  and  shrouded  all, 
as  if  rising  from  far-off  and  long-forgotten  graves  !  Gliding  away,  they  dis- 
appear; and  leave  behind  them  but  the  troubled  memory  of  the  names 
they  once  bore  among  the  living — names  overgrown  by  white  moss  on  the 
sunken  grave-stones—haply  in  churchyards  that  are  now  burial-places  no 
more— the  very  kirk  evanished,  whose  small  bell  tinkled  the  joyous  school- 


1&32.]  Nodes  Ambrosiana.     No.  LX.  •„!«•> 

boy  to  worship  on  sunny  Sabbaths  sleeping  stilly  over  the  green  gowauy 
braes  ! 

AMBROSE  (much  affectcd.~) 

We  have  all  of  us  lost  friends,  sir  ;  and,  if  the  truth  were  known,  sweet- 
hearts too—  !(1  BBsnTuM8#oTio  -rt 

NORTH. 

Ambrose!  To  me  the  living  seem  the  dead  —  the  dead  the  living!  The  sole 
realities  are  ghosts.  What,  in  my  eyes,  can  any  human  being  appear,  whose 
birth  has  been  within  these  last  forty  years  ?  Nothing—  less  —  worse  than 
nothing  !  What  can  they  know  of  Christopher  North,  now  a  puny,  peevish, 
bent,  decrepit,  old  grey-headed  man?  Once  —  bear  witness  ye  bold,  ye 
bright,  and  ye  beauteous  dead  —  once  strong,  joyful,  straight,  as  the  sea- 
bathed  eagle,  shooting  sky  ward  through  the  rainbow-fragment  that  gave  the 
calm  of  beauty  to  the  bosom  of  the  storm  ! 

AMBROSE. 

We  have  all  heard,  sir,  and  we  all  believe,  that  you  were  once  the  hand- 
somest young  man  in  Britain  - 

NORTH. 

Seeing  is  believing  —  but  believing  is  not  seeing;  and  the  eyes  that  beheld 
me  in  my  prime,  they  are  all  extinguished  in  death.  Their  orbs  dust! 
FUIMUS  TROES  !  In  these  two  words  is  comprehended  a  power  of  pathos 
that  makes  existence  a  burden  heavier  than  I  can  bear.  Best  —  as  said  the 
melancholy  Euripides  —  never  to  have  been  born  ! 

AMBROSE. 

Surely,  sir,  you  would  not  have  had  a  world  without  any  inhabitants  ;  or, 
if  the  world  had  had  its  other  inhabitants,  and  yet  been  obliged  to  whirl 
round  the  sun,  without  hope  of  ever  having  YOU  ;  why  then,  indeed,  sir,  I 
agree  with  you,  that  better  it  had  never  been  created  ;  but  as  it  is,  I  confess, 
for  my  own  part,  I  look  cheerfully  upon  the  universe. 

NORTH. 

Over  them  I  poured  the  whole  power  of  passion  resident  in  my  soul.  I 
hoped  —  I  feared  —  I  loved  —  I  hated  —  I  blessed  —  I  cursed  —  I  - 

AMBROSE. 

No—no  —  no—sir.  You  never  cursed  any  mould  of  clay,  however  mean, 
that  was  shapen  by  the  hand  of  God. 

NORTH. 

Mean  !  Mighty  —  Ambrose  —  and  magnificent.  There  were  giants  in  those 
days  —  and  then  the  daughters  of  earth  were  like  denizens  of  heaven.  With 
them 

«  I  strove  with  weapons  made  of  clay, 
And  conquer'd  in  the  world's  own  way;" 

with  them  my  soul  blended  in  bliss  ineffable  —  while  Hate,  in  its  grandeur, 
was  dear  to  my  spirit  as  in  its  gentleness  was  Love.  But  now-a-days,  the 
things  called  women,  are  but  as  dolls  flung  scornfully  by  adolescents  into 
a  corner,  discovering  them  to  be  but  smeared  wood  ;  and  as  for  those  other 
movables,  men,  they  seem  to  me  all  Cockneys,  so  far  below  contempt,  as 
to  be  safe  from  that  crutch  which  owes  it  to  itself  to  smite  no  perishable 
body  uninhabited  by  an  immortal  spirit. 

AMBROSE.  ,       ,ft    j   f  '    * 

Sumphs  say,  sir,  you  are  not  sufficiently  severe  this  season. 

NORTH. 

Wait.—  You  have  read  Homer,  Mr  Ambrose  ?     The  Iliad  ? 


The  Critiques  on  Sotheby  in  the  Magazine,  sir,  which  I  feel  assured  are 
superior  to  the  original.10"  snirienui 

NORTH. 

To  me  there  is  nothing  in  all  the  Iliad  so  affecting  as  the  character  of 
Nestor]}  <7fiv//?  ;mibiliO 

t  beldiio-rt     }is 


Till  I  was  set  right  by  your  matchless  critiques,  sir,  I  had  always  imagined 
that  Nestor  was  a  heathen  god,  whereas  now  I  find  that  he  was,  what  is  far 
better,  a  wise  old  man  like  yourself,  sir,  whom  the  chiefs  of  his  country 
consulted  on  all  state  affairs. 


266  Nodes  Ambrosiana,    No.  XX 

NORTH. 

What  made  you  think  him  a  god  ? 

AMBROSE. 

Because  my  grandfather,  who  was  a  schoolmaster  in  Yorkshire,  called 
our  parrot,  Nestor — our  parrot,  sir,  that  you  may  now  hear— - 

NORTH. 

I  have  lost  a  link  surely,  Ambrose,  in  the  chain  of  your  reasoning;  for 
why  should  that  have  convinced  you  that  Nestor  was  a  heathen  god  ? 

AMBROSE. 

My  grandfather,  sir,  was  a  learned  man,  and  had  a  mastiff,  sir,  whom  he 
called  Jupiter. 

NORTH. 

Oh.  But  what  is  the  wretch  screeching ?  "  List !  O  list!  if  ever  thou 
didst  thy  grandfather  love!"  I  ask  you  again,  sir,  what  is  the  wretch 
screeching  ? 

AMBROSE  (in  great  confusion  and  alarm.) 
'Pon  honour — sir — 'pon  conscience — as  I  hope  to  be         • 

NORTH. 

O  Ambrose!  Ambrose!  The  enemy  is  within  the  gates!  But  if  the 
Apostle  Poll  preaches  such  politics,  he  must  be  plucked,  nor  one  feather 
left  to  cover  his  nakedness.  The  wretch  has  grown  a  radical  within  sound 
of  the  Snuggery.  With  his  thick,  dry,  Indian  rubber-like  scoop  of  a  tongue, 
the  green  goose  gutteralizes, "  Reform  !  Reform  !  Reform  !"  "  The  Bill !  The 
whole  Bill,  and  nothing  but  the  Bill !"  I  am  sorry  to  find  that  there  is  a 
reaction  in  favour  of  the  measure.  How  is  this,  sir  ?  Mr  Ambrose,  how  is 
this? 

AMBROSE. 

Availing  themselves,  sir,  of  my  occasional  absence  from  home,  as  a  mem- 
ber of  various  committees  on  affairs  of  police,  some  members  of  the 
Political  Union  have  insinuated  themselves  through  the  folding-doors,  and 
sometimes  succeeded  in  establishing  themselves  unsuspected  in  the  Parrot- 
parlour.  Of  course,  the  first  thing  they  did  was  to  set  all  their  wits  at 
work  to  corrupt  the  principles  of  the  creature  in  the  cage,  who,  I  grieve 
to  say  it,  has  committed  to  memory  a  number  of  expressions,  which,  accord- 
ing to  the  doctrine  of  constructive  treason,  might,  were  he  brought  to 
trial  at  the  instance  of  the  Right  Honourable  Francis  Jeffrey,  Lord  Advo- 
cate for  Scotland,  and  convicted,  subject  him  to  capital  punishment. 

NORTH. 

Not  the  first  poor  parrot  that  has  suffered,  while  his  teachers  have 
escaped.  Ludicrous  were  it,  but  that  'twould  be  most  lamentable,  to  see 
the  Apostle  Poll,  as  you  facetiously  call  him,  executed  for  high-treason. 
Only  think  of  the  hangman  holding  up  his  dissevered  developement  over 
the  edge  of  the  scaffold,  and  crying,  "  This  is  the  head  of  a  traitor." 
AMBROSE  (smiling  shuddering ly.) 

At  once  funny  and  fearsome,  sir. 

NORTH. 

But  you  must  contrive  to  exclude  the  Political  Unionists.  The  pros- 
perity depends  on  the  respectability  of  the  House. 

AMBROSE. 

One  of  my  waiters,  sir,  was  so  infatuated  as,  unknown  of  course  to  me, 
to  become  a  member  of  the  Union — bribed  by  the  offer  of  an  office-bearer- 
ship. 

What  ?  Sir  David  ?  '  ^  M  toatudtf-a  tife  tmkd  ad T 

AMBROSE. 

Oh!  no,  no,  no,  no,  sir! 

NORTH. 

King  Pepin  ? 

AMBROSE. 

Oh !  no,  no,  no,  no,  no,  sir ! 

NORTH. 

Tappitoury? 


1832,]  tfoctes  Ambrosiana.    JV0.  XX 

AMBROSE. 

Oh !  no,  no,  no,  no,  no,  no,  sir ;  oh,  no,  no  I 

NORTH, 

The  Pech  ? 

AMBROSE. 

Oh  !  oh !  oh !  sir !  no,  no,  no,  no,  no,  no,  no,  no,  sir ;  Oh !  no,  no,  no  ! 

NORTH. 

Who  the  devil  then  ?  Mon  Cadet? 

AMBROSE. 

Heaven  forbid !  You  might  as  soon  suspect  me,  your  devoted  servant, 
sir,  till  death,  of  being  President.  'Twas  an  idle  fellow  you  never  saw — a 
sort  of  boots 

NORTH. 

Just  so.  But  I  was  directing  your  attention,  Ambrose,  to  the  character 
of  Nestor  in  the  Iliad.  To  me  his  long  speech  to  Achilles,  on  receiving 
from  that  most  courteous  of  all  heroes  a  prize  due  to  his  former  exploits 
in  war  and  in  the  Games,  is  more  pathetic  than  the  last  interview  between 
Hector  and  Andromache. 

AMBROSE. 

May  I  be  permitted  to  say,  sir,  since  you  have  deigned,  not  only  to  let 
me  be  seated,  but  even  to  converse  with  you,  sir— a  privilege  which  I  hum- 
bly hope  I  have  not  abused ;  and  which,  were  I  ever  to  abuse,  might  my  head 
shake,  and  my  limbs  dwine  away  in  a  general  palsy — may  I  venture  on  the 
strength  of  that  gracious  smile  to  say,  "  That  in  the  whole  range  of  inspi- 
ration," to  borrow  a  beautiful  phrase  from  the  Magazine,  as  far  as  I  have 
travelled  within  it,  there  is  not  another  passage  so  pathetic  as  that  inter- 
view; that  is  to  say,  sir,  as  you  have  brought  it  out  into  more  mournful 
light,  in  your  immortal  critique  on  Southey — — 

NORTH. 

Sotheby. 

AMBROSE. 

Pardon  the  lapsus  lingua,  sir.  As  a  proof  how  true  to  nature  that  picture 
is,  as  drawn  by  yourself,  sir,  and  Homer,  not  forgetting  Mr  Sotheby,  whom 
I  do  not  remember  ever  having  seen  here 

NORTH. 

You  will  see  him  here,  Brosey,  before  we  all  die. 

AMBROSE. 

I  shall  be  proud  indeed,  sir.  As  a  proof,  sir,  I  may  mention,  that  it  came 
across  me,  affecting  me  even  to  tears,  last  time  I  parted  with  Missus  in  front 
of  the  Black  Bull,  when  about  to  set  off  for  Yorkshire,  on  the  top  of  the 
mail-coach.  There  was  Missus,  with  our  youngest  bairn  in  her  arms— • 

NORTH, 

Astyanax. 

AMBROSE. 

The  child's  name,  sir,  is  Daniel. 

NORTH. 

The  Strength  of  the  City. 

AMBROSE. 

I  had  a  fur-cap  on  my  head,  sir — 

NORTH. 

I  know  it.  Fox-skin,  with  the  brush  brought  over ;  like  a  helmet  with  a 
waving  crest.  Ambrose  in  the  character  of  Kagt/^«/aA.<?f'Ex<r*/£. 

AMBROSE. 

The  bairn,  sir,  frightened  at  the  fur,  gave  such  a  squall— 

NORTH. 

"  He  spoke,  and  stretched  his  arms,  and  onward  prest 
To  clasp  the  child,  and  fold  him  to  his  breast; 
The  while  the  child,  on  whose  o'er-dazzled  sight 
The  cap's  bright  splendour  flash'd  too  fierce  a  light, 
And  the  thick  fox-hair,  as  it  wavy  play'd, 
From  the  high  bonnet  cast  its  sweeping  shade  ; 


268  Nodes  Ambrosiana:.    No.  LX.  {Feb. 

Scared  at  his  father's  sight,  bent  back  distress'd, 
And,  shrieking,  sank  upon  his  mother's  breast. 
The  child's  vain  fear  their  bitter  woe  beguiled, 
And  o'er  the  boy  each  parent  sweetly  smiled : 
Then  Ambrose  slow  the  brushy  cap  unbraced, 
And  gently  on  the  ground  its  terror  placed ; 
Then  kiss'd,  and  dandling  with  his  infant  play'd, 
And  to  the  gods  and  Jove  devoutly  pray'd — 
*  Jove  !  and  ye  gods  !  vouchsafe  that  Ambrose*  boy, 
Another  Ambrose,  all  surpass  in  Troy  (Edinburgh), 
Like  me  in  strength  preeminently  tower, 
And  guard  the  nation  with  his  father's  power  ! 
Heard  be  a  voice,  whene'er  the  landlord  bends, 
Behold  the  landlord  who  his  sire  transcends; 
And  grant,  that  home  returning,  charged  with  oil, 
His  mother's  smile  repay  the  hero's  toil.' " 

AMBROSE 
What  a  memory,  sir! 

NORTH 

"Mutato  nomine,  dete 
Fabula  narraturr 

AMRROSF  bSTOdUHIfl 

AMBROSE.  ^ 


"  One  touch  of  nature  makes  the     nVic  w  v*«*  «.*«. 
NORTH 


.^    a!  I)(ifi  /viiponfoft 

AMBROSE. 

'Tis  a  line  I  often  see  in  the  Magazine,  sir,  and 
ditional  delight.     I  thought  it  had  been  your  own. 

NORTH. 

The  truth  is,  that  my  style  is  so  like  Shakspeare's,  that  'tis  often  impos- 
sible to  know  whether  some  of  the  fine  lines  in  Maga  belong  to  the  Swan  of 
Avon  or  the  Blackbird  of  Buchanan  Lodge. 

AMBROSE. 

I  fear,  sir,  that  I  am  sitting  too  long  here— but  such  is  the  witchcraft- 
pardon  me  if  there  be  any  abuse  of  that  word — of  your  conversation,  my 
honoured  master,  that  several  times,  when  I  have  attempted  within  the 
last  quarter  of  an  hour  to  rise,  it  has  been  as  if  my  coat-tails  were  fastened 
to  the  wood  of  the  chair  with  nails,  and  my  breeches  glued-^r-^'  ^ 

NORTH. 

Don't  crowd  too  many  images  together,  Ambrose.  'Tis  the  crying  sin 
alike  of  my  own  written  and  oral  discourse.  The  same  splendida  vitia  are 
often  apparent  in  your  style;  yet  prodigality  is  better  than  poverty,  and 
the  most  lavish  profusion  preferable  to  a  niggardly  prudence. 

AMBROSE  (making  violent  but  fruitless  efforts  to  rise.') 
If  I  do  go,  I  must  carry  the  chair  along  with  me,  sir. 

NORTH. 

You  must  on  no  account  do  that,  Ambrose,  for  I  expect  Mr  Tickler  this 
evening,  and  he  will  rage  if  he  miss  his  free-and-easy.  You  have  done  me 
much  good,  my  dear  Mr  Ambrose ;  and  that  mild  pleasant  face  of  yours, 

"  The  soul,  the  music/breathing  from  that  face,'* 
charms  away  the  blue  devils  into  their  native  limbo. 

AMBROSE. 

Should  Mr  Tickler  see  me  sitting  in  his  chair,  he  will  certainly  put  me 
to  death. 

NORTH1. 

Shallow  critics,  Ambrose,  have  seen  in  Nestor  but  the  personification  of 
garrulous  old  age — old  age  wise  indeed  from  experience— back-thoughtbeing 
fore-thought— but  still  interesting,  chiefly  because  his  garrulity  is  true  to  na- 
ture, yielding  unconsciously  to  the  prosiness  of  dotage.  True*  that  he  avails 
himself,  of  course,  of  his  privileges  of  uninterrupted  and  endless  discourse. 
But  what  colours  it  all  with  an  air  of  melancholy  ?  That  not  one  is  alive 


1832.]  Nodes  Amlrosiancs.    No.  LX.  239 

who  witnessed  his  Doings  in  the  days  of  old  !  With  him  now  all  is  but 
Sayings  ;  and  though  surrounding  heroes,  in  their  youth  or  their  prime,  hear 
his  words,  how  languidly  must  they  listen!  The  images  of  his  triumphs  pass 
before  his  own  eyes  alone  —  and  visit  not  theirs,  occupied  with  all  their  orbs 
by  the  glorious  pageant.  The  aged  hero,  no  doubt,  desires  that  the  living 
should  be  persuaded  by  his  tales  of  triumph,  that  he  too  was  great  in  his 
day,  greater  than  any  of  themselves  —  only  less  than  Achilles.  But  the  im- 
pulse that  bears  him  along  on  that  stream  of  silver  speech,  is  the  imagined 
sympathy  of  the  men  of  might  whom  his  emotion  re-embodies  and  re-ani- 
mates from  the  dust.  He  forgets  the  world  on  which  he  stands  a  hoary  orator, 
soothing  many  asleep.  Across  the  chasm  in  which  lie  buried  two  generations, 
lie  is  borne  on  the  wings  of  Desire  and  Regret,  and  believes  himself  in  his 
golden  prime,  victorious  in  battle  against  chiefs  whose  sons  fell  afterwards 
before  the  gates  of  Thebes,  Speaking  of  them,  he  feels  as  if  speaking  in 
their  hearing;  as  if  the  life,  and  the  world,  in  whose  brightness  his  youth 
rejoiced,  had  undergone  no  change,  were  not  rolled  away  from  all  memo- 
ries but  his  into  oblivion.  But  the  sadness  of  the  decay  —  of  the  change  —  of 
the  revolution  —  comes  ever  and  anon  across  the  old  man's  soul,  and  brings 
upon  the  dream  of  the  Past,  in  which  he  was  All,  the  melancholy  reality  of  the 
Present,  in  which  he  is  Nothing.  For  to  be  eloquent  arid  wise—  and  re- 
verenced for  eloquence  and  wisdom,  is  nothing  to  him,whose  glory  was  in  war, 
and  who  had  been  numbered  among  the  Heroes.  His  speech,  therefore,  is 
often  addressed,  not  directly  indeed,  but  in  an  indescribable  earnestness  that 
can  only  be  accounted  for  by  its  holding  communion  with  the  spirit  of  the 
times  gone  by,  to  the  heroes  coeval  with  his  prime  ;  sometimes  it  seems 
to  be  almost  a  soliloquy,  and  in  soliloquies  how  strangely  are  we  separated 
by  passionate  imagination  into  two  selves  ;  and  thens  again,  it  is  so  shaped 
as  to  gain  credence  from  the  living,  whose  sympathies,  faint  and  dull  as  they 
must  needs  be,  are  yearned  for,  because  they  are  human,  and  because  their 
expression,  though  but  in  the  silence  of  the  listening-eye  —  and  the  eye  does 
listen  along  with  the  ear  —  reminds  him  of  the  flashes  and  of  the  shouts  that 
hailed  his  victories  of  old,  when  Nestor  was  as  young  and  as  invincible  as 
now  is  the  Son  of  Thetis. 

AMBROSE. 

Very  fine  —  very  fine,  sir.  I  remember,  sir,  once  being  in  a  mist  on  the 
moor,  a  kind  of  glimmering  golden  mist,  sir,  that  kept  opening  and  shutting, 
shewing  me  now  bright  breadths  of  rocky  heather,  now  the  blue  glimpses  of 
sky  ;  and  more  frequently  what  at  first  I  knew  not  to  be  the  tops  of  moun- 
tains —  for  at  first  they  scarcely  seemed  to  be  stationary,  but  became,  as  I 
gazed,  fixed  as  fate.  Sir,  you  will  pardon  me,  sir. 

NORTH. 

My  conversation  likened  by  Ambrose  to  a  Scotch  mist.    My  tablets  ! 

r  -rrr    •  1  •       -\r  tt        i 

.soasbinq  ^IbiB^in  t  Writes  in  hls  Note-Book. 

Hit  Crt         «  AMBROSE. 

It  is  impossible,  sir,  for  me  to  express  my  delight  in  seeing  you  restored 
to  your  wonted  cheerfulness,  my  honoured  patron.  These  clouds  will— 


Sometimes  they  blot  the  sun  from  the  day,  till  life  is  like  death,  and  then 
comes  despair.  Sometimes  they  but  deform  the  sky,  and  then  I  see  sights 
of  pain  or  sorrow.  Often  do  they  melt  over  the  atmosphere,  till  it  is  all 
an  obscure  dim  haze  to  my  old  eyes,  Ambrose,  and  Christopher  then  is 
II  Penseroso  —  you  might  take  him  for  the  author  of  Burton's  Anatomy  of  Me- 
"lancholy—  nor  are  such  moods  undelightful—  for  then  it  is  that  he  is  most 
musical,  and  chirps,  at  least,  like  a  sparrow,  plaintive  in  the  night-eves,  if 
he  singeth  not  like  a  very  nightingale.  But  on  those  bold  bright  breezy  days, 
when  the  sun  burns  like  a  globe  of  fire,  yet  consumes  not  the  asbestos 
clouds  that  go  sailing  unharmed  across  the  furnace—  then  it  is,  O  !  St  Am- 
brose, that,  stretched  beneath  "  the  umbrageous  multitude  of  boughs,"  and 
eyeing  through  the  "loop-holes  of  retreat/'  the  far-  withdrawing  vale  bedropt 
with  cottages,  single  although  not  solitary,  and  round  the  knoll  that  bears 
the  parish  church  hanging,  roof  over  roof,  in  one.  harmonious,  cluster  —  then 
it  is,  that  through  these  shrivelled  veins  of  ours,  the  glad  pulsations  again 


270  Noctes  Ambrosiance.    JVo.  LX.  [Feb. 

begin  to  play,  that,  fifty  years  ago,  were  familiar  to  all  our  frame,  and  so  in- 
spired it  with  conscious  energy,  that  matter  was  felt  one  with  spirit,  and 
the  delightful  union  to  be  indeed  life — then,  as  if  born  again — Ambrose- 
ay,  even  like  a  serpent  shedding  the  scurf,  and  glorying  in  the  burnished 
beauty  of  a  new  skin,  that  startles  the  meek-eyed  flowerets  that  pass  their 
days  in  shady  places,  far  within  the  woods — ay !  then  it  is — "  the  aged 
Harper's  soul  awakes,"  and  gives  vent  on  the  spot  to  a  Leading  Article, 

"  Wherewith  all  Europe  rings  from  side  to  side  1" 
[Loud  clanking  noise  heard  coming  along  the  corridor.] 

AMBROSE  {starting  up.} 

Mr  Tickler!  Mr  Tickler!  These  are  Southside's  cuddy-heels — beg  par- 
don, sir — the  iron  crescents  of  his  Wellingtons.  I  must  be  off.  First  Ti- 
mothy, you  know,  is  proud  as  Lucifer.  What  am  I  saying — what  am  I 
saying? — God  bless  you,  my  dear  friend,  my — my — forgive  me — but  your 
honour's  condescension  this  night  shall  never  be  erased  from  my  me- 
mory— Spiritus  dum  hos  regit  artus. 

NORTH. 
Poo— poo— bad  prosody,  Picardy.     Vanish. 

[Exit  Picardy,  with  a  napkin  in  his  hand,  crestfallen  into  his  custo- 
mary manner  as  f{  Mine  Host"  and  re-enters,  bowing. 

TICKLER. 

Suaviter  in  modo,furtiter  in  re. 
That's  the  motto  of  St  Ambrose's,  isn't  it,  my  boy  ? 

AMBROSE. 

Yes,  Mr  Tickler— just  so,  sir— of  our  branch— Southside  (Susurrans.) 

TICKLER. 

Ah !  thou  courtier,  Have  you  provided  relays  of  waiters  for  the 
oysters  ? 

AMBROSE* 

All  harnessed,  sir* 

TICKLER. 

Listen  to  me,  Ambrose,  with  all  the  faculties  of  your  soul.  Imprimis^ 
Let  there  be  relays  for — stews. 

AMBROSE. 

How  many,  sir  ? 

TICKLER. 
Six.     In  rebus  secundis — Scallops. 

AMBROSE. 

Six  relays  ? 

TICKLER. 

Six  relays,  and  let  Missus— my  love  to  her—"  be  nothing  if  not  critical" 
in  her  collection  of  shells. 

AMBROSE. 

How  would  you  wish,  sir,  to  have  the raws  ? 

TICKLER. 

You  must  establish  the  raws  all  at  once  on  the  Board  of  boards.  I  for- 
get  its  dimensions. 

Ninefeetbynine.sir. 

TICKLER. 

Eighty-one.  Leave  a  moderate  fringe  of  unoyster'd  timber,  which  strew 
with  rizzars,  interspersed  at  intervals,  yet  not  "  like  angel-visits,  few  and 
far  between,"  chiefly  indeed  for  effect,  for  'tis  rarely  indeed  that  either 
North  (ha!  North!  how  are  you,  my  old  cock?)  or  I  eat  much  fin  after 

8  e  "  s  '  ;«  9iod  Qd  bay 

NORTH. 

Rarely  indeed.    How  are  you,  Timothy? 

TICKLER. 

Rarely,  indeed.    Just  come  from  hearing  the  Bohemian  Chatterers, 

NORTH. 
They  have  been  accused  of  being  Whitechapel  Jews* 


1832.]  Nodes  Ambrosiance.    No.  ZX.  271 

TICKLER. 

I  did  not,  to  my  knowledge,  deliver  their  mothers,  nor  have  I  even  seen 
the  certificates  of  their  baptism  in  Bohemia.  Perhaps  they  are  natives  of 
that  Bohemia  celebrated  by  Shakspeare — and  come  from  one  of  its  sea- 
ports. Jews  or  Gentiles,  Christians  or  Heathens,  they  are  extraordinary 
singers,  Kit — and  all  the  four  have  admirable  voices.  They  chirp  and 
chant  in  perfect  unison — bird  or  bard-like — and  he  who  says  they  do  not 
keep  both  tune  and  time  must  be  no  Harmonist.  Some  of  their  native  airs 
are  beautiful— and  they  sing  them  like  natives 

NORTH. 

Not  oysters. 

TICKLER. 

Don't  be  silly.     There  is  no  humour  in  mere  nonsense. 

NORTH. 

I'm  told  the  Basso  Relievo  roars  like  a  Bull  of  Bashan. 

TICKLER. 

Don't  be  silly.  I  tell  you  again  there  is  no  humour  in  mere  nonsense. 
The  Basso  Relievo,  as  you  idiotically  call  him,  does  not  roar  like  a  Bull  of 
Bashan.  Next  to  my  own  he  has  the  profoundest  bass  heard  in  public  since 
Bartleman. 

NORTH. 

How  low  can  he  reach  ? 

TICKLER. 

O.  I  go  to  Z.  You  will  be  amazed,  North,  with  what  I  am  now  going  to 
tell  you,  my  old  buck.  By  a  douceur  I  induced  the  Bohemians  to  let  me 
join  them  in  a  Quintette — the  Finale. 

NORTH. 

Coram  Pop  ? 

TICKLER. 

Pro  bono  Pub.    Of  course  I  put  on  the  national  dress. 

NORTH. 

The  kilt? 

-    - 

TICKLER. 

Don't  be  silly,  you  old  dolt.  The  Bohemian  garb— green— like  sharp- 
shooter's uniform — belted  round  the  waist — and  broad-brimmed  hat  with 
plume  of  feathers.  I  gave  my  face  a  touch  of  varnish— 

NORTH. 

Which  Ambrose  uses  for  his  top-boots— -« 

TICKLER. 

No — for  his  mahogany  tables.  It  brought  out  the  brown  most  outlandish- 
ly,  and  I  frowned  like  Pharaoh.  I  pulled  a  pair  of  whiskers,  and  ditto  of 
mustaches  out  of  an  old  chair  in  the  vestibule,  whose  bottom  was  rather 
ragged;  and  thus  equipped  I  advanced  to  the  rail,  and  bowing  gracefully, 
with  my  hand  on  my  heart,  1  addressed  the  audience  in  choice  Bohemian, 
to  the  effect  that  I  was  the  fifth  brother  of  the  most  musical  family  in  the 
universe,  that  I  sang  with  "  most  miraculous  organ,"  and  had  that  morning 
arrived  from  Madeira,  at  which  I  had  touched  on  my  voyage  from  the  me- 
tropolitan port  of  Bohemia,  on  account  of  a  galloping  consumption,  by  the 
air  of  that  climate  reduced  to  a  walk,  or  rather  a  stand-still,  originally,  I  be- 
lieved, brought  on  by  endeavouring  to  go  below  zero.  This  address,  you 
may  easily  believe,  was  received  with  the  most  uproarious  applause,  and  I 
took  my  place  at  the  right  of 

The  Bull  of  Bashan. 

u*  91£ 

My  brother  was  evidently  jealous— indeed  he  bore  me  an  old  grudge- 
so  at  least  the  people  seemed  to  think,  who  were  inclined  at  one  point  of 
our  contest  to  hiss  him,  but  by  putting  my  fmsrer  to  my  nose,  I  prevented 
that  ungentlemanlike  and  unladylike  mode  of  disapprobation. 

NORTH. 

By  that  most  gentlemanly  and  ladylike  mode  of  prevention— Hookey 
Walker  I 


272  Nodes  Ambrcs'iana,     No.  LX*  [Feb. 

TICKLER. 

Well,  my  dear  North— he  drops  down  along  the  gamut,  just  as  you  may 
have  seen  in  a  gymnasium  a  strong-armed  scholar  descending  a  ladder  by 
his  hands,  till  he  comes  to  K,  where  he  thought  he  had  me  fast  as  in  a  vice. 
p00 — whoo  !  I  came  down  waveringly,  careeringly,  and  flourishingly,  just 
as  you  have  seen  a  lark  from  sky  to  furrow,  without  expanding  my  breast, 
or  starting  a  single  vein  in  my  throat  that  towered  white  as  snow  from  my 
fthirt-collar,  well  flung  back  over  my  gawcy  shoulders,  from  A  to  K;  and 
dwelling  upon  the  note  with  that  proud  reliance  on  my  powers  which  gives 
assurance  to  the  most  timid  of  auditors  that  they  are  listening  to  a  mighty 
master,  without  growing  in  the  slightest  degree  black  in  the  face,  but  sim- 
ply shewing  such  slight  flush,  or  tinge  on  my  cheek,  as  the  rose  reveals 
within  its  inner  leaf,  while  the  zephyr  turns  it  up  to  the  light  with  the  loss  of 
its  dew-drops,  I  challenged  my  brother  with  the  tail  of  my  eye,  to  L.  M.  N. 
O.  successively,  and  successfully;  but  there,  my  dear  North,  there  he  stuck 
fast  in  O,  as  a  "  pig  in  a  gate,"  at  his  last  grunt.  I  then  began,  like  a  wise  man, 
to  mind  my  P's  and  Q's  ;  and  one  peal,  or  rather  succession  of  peals,  after 
another,  had  they  been  understood,  would  have  told  the  crowd  of  people 
on  the  street,  in  front  of  the  Assembly-Rooms,  listening  in  wonder,  as  they 
thought,  to  the  mysterious  Voice  of  the  Building,  that  the  best  of  all  Bo- 
hemians was  on  my  way  down  from  A  to  Z,  which  no  sooner  had  my  voice 
reached,  that  is  to  say,  as  soon  as  I  thought  it  no  longer  safe  for  the  audience 
to  be  kept  at  zero,  than  up  went  my  voice  in  retrograde  exultation — the 
expression  is  hardly  accurate — till  it  reached  the  point  A,  where  we — my 
brother  and  I— had  started;  at  which  point,  what  could  satisfy  the  inspira- 
tion of  my  soul  but  to  challenge  the  Contr'alto,  to  terrify  the  Treble, 
North,  and  to  leave  the  even  Tenor  on  his  way,  panting  far  behind  like  a 
broken-winded  bogtrotter  ?  Suffice  it  to  say,  that  I  did  so — I  ran  up  in  that 
direction  even  higher,  proportionally,  than  I  had  run  down  in  the  other ; 
and  if,  in  my  first  triumph,  the  power  of  my  voice  was  like  that  of  a  Lion 
laying  his  jaws  to  the  dust,  to  disturb  the  desert  quaking  through  Sahara  to 
the  roar-growl  that  silences  the  hum  of  the  caravan,  even  as  it  first  catches 
sight  of  the  wells  beneath  the  palmy-shade;  so,  in  my  second, 'twas  in  its 
silver  chiming,  clear  as  that  of  the  Bell-Bird  at  morning  or  evening  gloam- 
ing, listened  to  with  delight  by  Waterton  the  Wanderer,  in  the  wilds  of 
Demerara,  while  miles  distant  from  the  Magician  singing  his  roundelay 
from  the  top  of  living  tower  heaved  over  some  cathedral-wood. 

NORTH. 

I  give  in — and  shall  speak  truth  during  the  rest  of  the  evening. 

TICKLER. 

If  so,  I  am  off.  I  did  not  come  here  to  hear  you  speak  truth  during  the 
rest  of  the  evening.  You  do  not  speak  truth  well,  North ;  at  the  same  time, 
I  do  not  deny  that  you  may  possess  very  considerable  natural  powers  of 
veracity — of  truth-telling ;  but  then,  you  have  not  cultivated  them,  having 
been  too  much  occupied  with  the  ordinary  affairs  of  life.  Truthiness  is  a 
habit,  like  every  other  virtue.  There  I  hold  by  the  Peripatetics.  How  un- 
reasonable then — how  presumptuous  in  you,  to  announce  an  intention  of 
speaking  truth  during  the  rest  of  an  evening  scarcely  yet  begun — for  'tis 
but  ten  o'clock — you  who  have  retired  from  practice,  I  may  say,  for  nearly 
half  a  century  ?  For  shame,  North— for  shame  ! 

^  NORTH  (chuckling — as  is  his  wont,  when  hard  pressed  with  geggcry.} 

Southside,  by  study  of  which  of  tho  Fine  Arts,  thinkest  thou*  \he  ama- 
teur is  most  speedily  reduced  to  an  idiot  ? 

TICKLER. 

Not  easy  to  decide.     I  am  tempted  to  say— Music. 

NORTH. 

So  am  I.  Your  true  musician  is  a  jewel — your  pretender  paste.  But 
among  amateurs— and  of  these  alone  I  now  speak — how  few  true  musi- 
cians— how  many  pretenders  ! 

TICKLER. 

Pretender*,  but  not  impostors.  Pretence  is  easy— imposition  difficult — 
in  music  H  requires  at  least— an  eaf 


18:J^.J  ffoctca  Ambrosutnrt.    No.  LX.  213 

TICKLER. 

By  the  by,  North,  do  you  know  the  causo  of  what  is  called  the  \vaut  of 
a  musical  ear? 

NORTH. 

No. 

TICKLER. 

Then  I'll  tell  you.     Every  man  has  two  cars — ~ 

NORTH. 

Indeed ! 

TICKLER. 

And  if  it  should  so  happen — which  it  not  unfreqiioutly  docs — that  the 
one  ear  is  liner — or  coarser  let  me  rather  say-— than  the  other — the  two  to- 
gether make  sad  work  of  it — and  on  their  tympanums  there  can  be  no  con- 
cord. 

NORTH. 

Aye  ?  But  supposing  the  wretch  in  question  has  a  musical  ear,  so  far  as 
to  be  in  that  respect  on  the  ordinary  level  of  humanity,  and  becomes  an 
amateur.  By  the  time  he  plays  upon  the  fiddle  with  half  the  taste  and 
quarter  the  execution  of  the  common  run  of  blind  cat-gut-scrapers  at  pen- 
ny-weddings, he  presumes  to  find  fault  with  Finlay  Dun  !  He  leads  a  con- 
certo, perpetrated  by  a  gang  of  murderous  amateurs  in  a  private  parlour 
— and  thenceforth  expresses  a  poor  opinion  of  Paganini ! 

TICKLER. 

Catalan!  squalled— Pasta  yelled— Sontag  shrieked— and  Wood  squeals. 
He  lays  down  the  law — • — 

NORTH. 

The  Fa  La. 

TICKLER. 

And  while  a  vast  audience,  entranced  in  delight,  are  still  as  death,  he 
purses  up  his  small  disgusting  round  hole  of  a  mouth,  wrinkles  his  hair- 
less eyebrows,'perks  his  captious  ears  contemptuously  towards  the  orchestra, 
and  at  the  close  of  the  strain  divine,  from  lip  or  string,  cheeps  "  Poor ! 
poor!  poor!"  though  St  Cecilia  herself  seemed  to  sing,  and  to  harp 
Apollo. 

NORTH. 

Equally  loathsome  is  your  amateur  in  painting  and  in  sculpture.  No- 
thing makes  even  the  most  distant  approach  to  his  beau  ideal.  He  is  dis- 
contented with  even  Wilkie's  portrait  of  our  late  noble  King.  Yet  'tis  equal 
to  the  best  of  Vandyke's— 

TICKLER. 

Though  nothing  similar — either  in  conception  or  execution.  No  more 
glorious  Highland  chieftain  ever  trod  the  heather.  Gazing  on  him,  you 
feel  the  lines  of  Campbell, 

"  Where  the  hunter  of  deer  and  the  warrior  trod, 
To  his  hills  that  encircle  the  sea." 

The  harmony  of  the  colouring  is  perfect— so  is  the  drawing— and  the  atti- 
tude is  regal.  There  he  stands, 

"  All  plaided  and  plumed  in  his  tartan  array;" 

"  every  inch  a  king."  The  amateur  lisps  "  'Tis  too  effeminate"— -having  no 
idea  of  a  hand  but  a  bunch  of  brawn,  or  of  a  foot  but  a  brogueful  of 
muscle.  Graceful,  elegant,  magnificent ! 

NORTH. 

Chantrey's  statue  is  distinguished  by  dignity  and  grandeur.  With  what 
natural  and  habitual  grace  the  King  holds  his  left  arm  across  his  breast, 
supporting  the  •  folds  of  drapery— and  on  the  right  how  lightly  leans  the 
sceptre  !  The  advanced  right  leg  and  thigh  is  majestic  and  commanding, 
and  the  whole  figure  that  of  a  monarch  standing  proudly  before  the  gaze 
of  his  loyal  subjects  in  the  metropolis  of  his  happy  dominions.  The  head 
crowns  that  bold  broad  bust  with  an  air  of  empiry — and  from  shoulder  to 
heel,  the  robes  have  that  wavy  flow  well  becoming  the  princely  wearer, 
VOL.  xxxi,  NO.  cxc.  s 


274  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LX.  [Feb. 

easy  in  his  state,  and  unencumbered  by  its  pomp,  a«  if  'twere  the  garb  of 
his  daily  life, 

TICKLER. 

Chantrey  in  a  bumper.  (Looks  all  over  the  Circular  in  amazement.}  Where's 
the  wine  ? 

NORTH. 
I  am  a  member  of  the  Temperance  Society. 

TICKLER. 

So  am  I — but  not  of  the  Abstinence.  A  man,  surely,  may  drink  a  few 
glasses,  without  running  the  risk  of  swallowing  a  couple  of  bottles  ? 

NORTH. 

Not  without  running  the  risk.  At  least  you  will  allow,  Timothy,  that 
there  is  less  danger  of  swallowing  a  couple  of  bottles,  if  you  have  no  bot- 
tles to  swallow. 

TICKLER  (ringing  the  bell 'violently.) 
Enter  AMBROSE. 

NORTH. 
The  Raws !    (Exit  AMBROSE.) 

TICKLER. 

Ambrose — Ambrose — hollo, — you  deaf  devil — a  riddle  of  claret ! 

NORTH. 

You  may  as  well  shout  upon  the  wind,  in  a  calm  night.  You  may  have 
a  pot  of  porter,  or  two — but  neither  wine  nor  spirits  shall  wet  your  wizan 
this  night,  Tickler.  Remember,  I  am — by  agreement — Lord  Paramount 
of  this  Noctes — there — read  the  RECORD. 

TICKLER. 

I  wonder  what  this  wicked  world  will  come  to  at  last !  The  Noctes  Am- 
brosianse  converted  into  a  Monthly  Meeting  of  the  Temperance—the  Ab- 
stinence Society ! 

(Enter  PICARDY,  MON.  CADET,  KING  PEPIN,  SIR  DAVID  GAM, 
TAPPYTOUREY,  the  PECH,  and  the  NOVICE,  bearing  on  their 
heads  the  Board  of  boards.) 

NORTH. 
Behold  the  Procession  introductory  to  the  Feast  of  Shells ! 

TICKLER. 

They  stagger  not,  neither  do  they  faint  in  their  courses. 

AMBROSE. 

Halt !  make  ready !    Lower  I    Deposit ! 

(  The  Household  deposit  the  Board  of  boards  on  the  Circular.   It 
creaks.) 

NORTH. 
"  Flowers  of  all  hues,  and  without  thorn  the  rose  I" 

TICKLER. 

Have  you  numbered  the  city  ? 

AMBROSE. 

A  gross  and  a  half,  sir ;  Mr  North  bid  me  leave  a  broad  border,  sir. 
[Exit  PICARDY,  swinging  his  tail  like  a  lion  rampant.] 

TICKLER. 

O  you  sucking  turkey !  Yes— sweet  are  the  shells.  How  sappy,  Kit,  the 
sea-juice ! 

NORTH. 
Mm — Mm — Mm — Mm— Mm ! 

TICKLER. 

Intense  power  of  palate. 

NORTH. 
Verra. 

TICKLER. 

Two  dozen  in  two  minutes.  One—every  five  seconds— or  thereabouts. 
Twelve  minutes — at  that  rate — to  the  gross  ! 

NORTH. 

Don't— Mm— Mm—  Mind— Mm— Me— Tickler— eat— Mm— Mm— -Mm 
—Mm— away— Tim, 


1832.]  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LX.  275 

TICKLER. 

Mm— Mm — Mm — (he  lays  down  his  watch  on  the  Board  of  boards.) 

NORTH. 

The  porter.  Hark  you,  my  dear  Tickler — (drains  the  junior  silver  tank- 
ard.)—Did  you  hear  my  ears  crack  ?  Now  I'll  sing  you  an  appropriate 
song— 

STANZAS  TO  MUSIC. 

Where  are  thy  fountains,  music,  where  the  deep  mysterious  tide 
That  rolls  through  all  creation's  bounds  its  restless  waters  wide  ? 
Though  art  may  wake  its  dulcet  strains,  and  bid  the  soul  rejoice, 
They're  but  the  feeble  mimicry  of  Nature's  mightier  voice. 

There  is  a  spell  of  harmony,  that  reigns  o'er  earth  and  sky, 
And  tunes  to  one  accordant  strain  the  universe  on  high  j 
With  songs  the  glittering  host  of  Heaven  awake  the  dawning  light, 
And  pour  their  choral  melody  on  the  listening  ear  of  night. 

Oh !  Nature  hath  a  thousand  songs— a  thousand  varied  lays, 

That  send  to  Heaven's  eternal  throne  the  harmonious  strain  of  praise ; 

The  murmuring  streams — the  whispering  woods — have  each  their  own 

bright  song, 
And  the  mighty  ocean  proudly  rolls  in  melody  along. 

There's  music  on  the  breath  of  eve,  when,  fading  in  the  west, 
The  summer  sun  adorns  the  skies  with  bright  and  gorgeous  vest — 
The  rustling  boughs — the  dying  breeze — the  soft  and  whispering  rill, 
And  the  voice  of  plaintive  nightingales  that  echoes  from  the  hill ! 

There's  music  in  the  glorious  morn,  when,  waking  from  repose, 
All  Nature  starts  to  light  and  life,  and  earth  all  brightly  glows ; 
Oh !  sweetly  on  the  gentle  breeze  those  cheerful  murmurs  flow — 
The  lark's  sweet  matin  song  above— the  waterfall  below ! 

Nor  less  when  all  is  dark,  and  clouds  the  angry  skies  deform — 
There  is  a  tone  of  music  in  the  wildness  of  the  storm, 
The  thunder's  diapason  voice,  the  wind's  tumultuous  song, 
And  ocean  waves,  that,  with  deep  bass,  the  choral  strain  prolong ! 

But  yet,  oh !  sweeter  far  than  these — kind  feeling's  power  can  call 

A  music  from  the  heart  of  man  more  lovely  yet  than  all ; 

Though  Nature  sings  her  thousand  songs,  on  earth  and  Heaven  above, 

There's  nought  like  that  sweet  voice  within— the  harmonious  strain  of  Love  ! 

Yes,  minstrel,  wake  the  impassion' d  lyre,  invoke  the  heavenly  Nine, 
The  heart  can  tune  its  passions  yet  to  sweeter  lays  than  thine. 
Thy  notes  are  but  the  semblance  faint — that  speak,  with  mimic  art, 
Affection,  friendship,  love,  and  all  the  concord  of  the  heart ! 

TICKLER, 
"  A  childish  treble  !" 

NORTH. 

I  am  not  one  of  the  Bohemian  chatterers.    Yet  at  a  simple  lilt 

TICKLER. 

You  do  trill  like  the  lintie  on  the  thorn.    Allow  me,  sir,  to  repay  the 

pleasure  you  have  now  imparted,  with — the  Last  Oyster.    Open  your  gab. 

(NORTH  opens  his  gab,  and  TICKLER  plops  in  the  last  of  all  his  race.) 

NORTH, 
These  civilities  touch ! 

TICKLER. 

'Twas  but  a— beard.    Such  is  the  selfishness  of  the  most  generous,  that 
the  Last  Oyster  is  little  more  than  a  name. 


276  Arcrfrs  Amlrosiana.     No.  LX. 

NORTH. 

Tip  us  a  stave,  Tim. 

TICKLER. 

I  will.    You  know  Beranger's  Roger  Mon temps  ? 

NORTH. 

I  do  well. 

TICKLER. 

Mutatis  mutandis. 

ROGER  GOODFELLOW. 

A  SONG. 
To  be  sung  to  all  sorry  ratcats. 


[Feb. 


Small  sirs,  so  melancholy 

In  patriotic  woe, — 
To  cure  your  carking  folly 

Comes  Roger  Goodfellow ; 
To  live  as  best  it  list  him, 

To  scorn  who  do  not  so— - 
Ha,  ha,  this  is  the  system 

Of  Roger  Goodfellow. 


To  know  the  wind  and  weather 

Will  make  the  salmon  spring  ; 
To  know  the  spot  of  heather 

That  hides  the  strongest  wing  ; 
To  tell  the  moon's  compliance 

With  hail,  rain,  wind,  and  snow- 
Ha,  ha,  this  is  (lie  science 

Of  Roger  Goodfellow. 


At  field  the  earliest  whistling; 

At  kirk  the  doucest  seen  ; 
On  holidays  a- wrestling 

The  stoutest  on  the  green  : 
Thus  on  in  frank  enjoyment 

And  grateful  glee  to  go — 
Ha,  ha,  'tis  the  employment 

Of  Roger  Goodfellow. 


For  wine,  to  think  nought  of  it, 

With  jolly  good  ale  when  lined  ; 
Nor  Ma'am  my  lady  covet, 

So  housewife  Joan  be  kind ; 
While  of  each  old  state-housewife,  he 

Doth  nothing  ask  to  know—- 
Ha, ha,  'tis  the  philosophy 

Of  Roger  Goodfellow. " 


Round  Roger's  cabin  dangle, 

From  curious  carved  pins, 
All  wonders  of  the  angle, 

All  mysteries  of  gins ; 
While  in  his  cupboard  niche,  is 

A  pewter  pot  or  so — 
Ha,  ha,  these  are  the  riches 

Of  Roger  Goodfellow. 


To  say,  <l  O  mighty  Maker, 

I  bless  thee,  that  thou  here 
Hast  made  me  thus  partaker 

Of  love  and  lusty  cheer  : 
As  older  still,  oh,  gayer, 

And  jollier  may  I  grow" — 
Ha,  'tis  a  worthy  prayer 

Of  Roger  Goodfellow, 


Ho,  ho,  ye  wheezing  whiners  ; 

Ye  kill-joys  of  the  land  ! 
State-malady-diviners ; 

Yarn-spinners  out  of  sand  ! 
On  common  sense  who'd  trample. 

And  lay  religion  low  ; 
For  God's  sake  take  example 

13y  Roger  Goodfellow. 

NORTH. 

Thank  you,  sir,  you  have  outdone  the  Frenchman.  Heavens  !  Tickler, 
what  a  burst  of  literature  there  will  be  after  the  burial  of  the  Reform  Bill ! 
All  the  genius  of  the  land  has  been  bottled  up  for  a  year  and  more — and 
must  be  in  a  state  of  strong  fermentation.  Soon  as  the  pressure  has  been 
removed  by  the  purification  of  the  atmosphere,  the  corks  will  fly  up  into 
the  clouds,  and  the  pent-up  spirit  effervesce  in  brilliant  aspiration. 

TICKLHK. 

Not  poetry.  "  The  wine  of  life  is  on  the  lees,"  in  that  department.  We 
must  wait  for  the  vintage. 

NORTH. 

All  the  great  schools  seem  effete.    In  the  mystery  of  nature,  the  number 


1832.]  Nodes  Atubrosiance.     No.LX.  -2'] 7 

of  births  by  each  mind  is  limited— and  we  must  wait  for  fresh  producers 
Scott,  Wordsworth,  Southey,  Coleridge — all  the  Sacred  Band — have  done 
their  best — their  all — but  on  the  horizon  I  see  not  the  far-off  coming  light 
of  the  foreheads  of  a  new  generation  of  poets.  TJi.it  dawn  will  rise  over 
our  graves—perhaps  not  till  the  forlorn  "hicjncet"  on  our  tombstones  is  in 
2;reen  obliteration.  The  era  lias  been  glorious — that  includes  Cowper  and 
Wordsworth,  Burns  and  Byron,  From  what  region  of  man's  spirit  shall 
break  a  new  day-spring  of  Song?  The  poetry  of  that  long  era  is  instinct 
with  passion— and,  above  all,  with  the  love  of  nature.  I  know  not  from  what 
fresh  fountains  the  waters  may  now  flow — nor  can  1  imagine  what  hand 
may  unlock  them,  and  lead  them  on  their  mazy  wanderings  over  the  still 
beautified  flowers  and  herbage  of  the  drcdal  earth — the  world  of  sense  and  of 
soul.  The  future  is  all  darkness. 

TICKLER. 

Mighty  fine.  But  how  should  you  ?  In  that  case  you  were  the  very  poet 
whose  advent  has  not  yet  been  predicted — and  which  may  not  be — haply — 
for  a  hundred  years.  Are  there  no  younkers? 

NORTH. 

A  few — but  equivocal.  - 1  have  good  hopes  of  Alfred  Tennyson.  But  the 
cockneys  are  doing  what  they  may  to  spoil  him — and  if  he  suffers  them  to 
put  their  bird-lime  on  his  feet,  he  will  stick  all  the  days  of  his  life  on  hedge- 
rows, or  leap  fluttering  about  the  bushes.  I  should  be  sorry  for  it — for 
though  his  wings  are  far  from  being  full-fledged,  they  promise  now  well  in 
the  pinions — and  I  should  not  be  surprised  to  see  him  yet  a  sky-soarer.  His 
"  Golden  Days  of  good  Ilaroun  Alraschid"  are  extremely  beautiful.  There  is 
feeling— and  fancy — in  his  Oriana.  He  has  a  fine  ear  for  melody  and  har- 
mony too — and  rare  and  rich  glimpses  of  imagination.  He  has — genius, 

TTCKLER. 

Affectations. 

NORTH. 

Too  many.  But  I  admire  Alfred — and  hope — nay  trust — that  one  day  he 
will  prove  himself  a  poet.  If  he  do  not — then  am  I  no  prophet. 

TICKLER. 
I  love  L.  E.  L. 

NORTH. 

So  do  I — and  being  old  gentlemen,  we  may  blamelessly  make  the  public 
our  confidante.  There  is  a  passionate  purity  in  all  her  feelings  that  endears 
to  me  both  her  human  and  her  poetical  character.  She  is  a  true  enthusiast. 
Her  affections  overflow  the  imagery  her  fancy  lavishes  on  all  the  subjects  of 
her  song,  and  colour  it  all  with  a  rich  and  tender  light  which  makes  even 
confusion  beautiful,  gives  a  glowing  charm  even  to  indistinct  conception,  and 
when  the  thoughts  themselves  are  full-formed  and  substantial,  which  they 
often  are,  brings  them  prominently  out  upon  the  eye  of  the  soul  in  flashes 
that  startle  us  into  sudden  admiration.  The  originality  of  her  genius,  me- 
thinks,  is  conspicuous  in  the  choice  of  its  subjects — they  are  unborrowed — 
and  in  her  least  successful  poems — as  wholes — there  is  no  dearth  of  poetry. 
Her  execution  has  not  the  consummate  elegance  and  grace  of  Felicia 
Hemans — but  she  is  very  young,  and  becoming  every  year  she  lives  more 
mistress  of  her  art— and  has  chiefly  to  learn  now  how  to  use  her  treasures, 
which,  profuse  as  she  has  been,  are  in  abundant  store ;  and,  in  good  truth, 
the  fair  and  happy  being  has  a  fertile  imagination, — the  soil  of  her  soul,  if 
allowed  to  lie  fallow  for  one  sunny  summer,  would,  I  predict,  yield  a  still 
richer  and  more  glorious  harvest.  I  love  Miss  Landon — for  in  her  genius 
does  the  work  of  duty — the  union  of  the  two  is  "  beautiful  exceeding- 
ly"— and  virtue  is  its  own  reward;  far  beyond  the  highest  meed  of  praise 
ever  bestowed  by  critic — though  round  her  fair  forehead  is  already  wreath- 
ed the  immortal  laurel. 

TICKLER. 

Her  novel  is  brilliant. 

NORTH. 

Throughout. 

"  This  morning  gives  us  promise  of  a  glorious  day," 


278  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LX.  [Feb. 

You  admire  good  Latin  verses,  Tickler  !  Here  are  some—by  that  accom- 
plished scholar,  the  Rev.  G.  J.  A.  Drake,  who  is  willing  they  should  ap- 
pear in  our  pages,  in  which  are  sometimes  set  a  few  rare  classical  gems. 
'Tis  thus  he  does  honour  to  the  Remans.  Let  me  recite  the  lovely  original 

THE  FREE'D  BIRD. 
BY  MRS  HEMANS. 

Return,  return,  my  Bird  ! 

I  have  dress'd  thy  cage  with  flowers, 
Tis  lovely  as  a  violet  bank 

In  the  heart  of  forest  bowers. 

"  I  am  free,  I  am  free,  I  return  no  more  ! 
The  weary  time  of  the  cage  is  o'er ! 
Through  the  rolling  clouds  I  can  soar  on  high, 
The  sky  is  around  me,  the  blue  bright  sky ! 

"  The  hills  lie  beneath  me,  spread  far  and  clear, 
With  their  glowing  heath-flowers  and  bounding  deer ; 
I  see  the  waves  flash  on  the  sunny  shore — 
I  am  free,  I  am  free — I  return  no  more !" 

Alas,  alas,  my  Bird ! 

Why  seek'st  thou  to  be  free  ? 
Wer't  thou  not  blest  in  thy  little  bower, 

When  thy  song  breathed  nought  but  glee  ? 

"  Did  my  song  of  the  summer  breathe  nought  but  glee  ? 
Did  the  voice  of  the  captive  seem  sweet  to  thee  ? 
— O  I  hadst  thou  known  its  deep  meaning  well, 
It  had  tales  of  a  burning  heart  to  tell  ! 

"  From  a  dream  of  the  forest  that  music  sprang, 
Through  its  notes  the  peal  of  a  torrent  rang ; 
And  its  dying  fall,  when  it  sooth' d  thee  best, 
Sigh'd  for  wild  flowers  and  a  leafy  nest." 

Was  it  with  thee  thus,  my  Bird  ? 

Yet  thine  eye  flash'd  clear  and  bright ! 
I  have  seen  the  glance  of  sudden  joy 

In  its  quick  and  dewy  light. 

"  It- flash'd  with  the  fire  of  a  tameless  race, 
With  the  soul  of  the  wild  wood,  my  native  place! 
With  the  spirit  that  panted  through  heaven  to  soar- 
Woo  me  not  back— I  return  no  more ! 

"  My  home  is  high,  amidst  rocking  trees, 
My  kindred  things  are  the  star  and  the  breeze, 
And  the  fount  uncheck'd  in  its  lonely  play, 
And  the  odours  that  wander  afar,  away !" 

Farewell,  farewell,  then,  Bird ! 

I  have  call'd  on  spirits  gone, 
And  it  may  be  they  joy'd  like  thee  to  part, 

Like  thee,  that  wert  all  my  own ! 

"  If  they  were  captives,  and  pined  like  me, 

Though  love  may  guard  them,  they  joy'd  to  be  free  ! 

They  sprang  from  the  earth  with  a  burst  of  power, 

To  the  strength  of  their  wings,  to  their  triumph's  hour ! 


1832.]  Nodes  Ambrosiance.    No.  LX.  279 

"  Call  them  not  back  when  the  chain  is  riven, 
When  the  way  of  the  pinion  ia  all  through  heaven ! 
Farewell ! — With  my  song  through  the  clouds  I  soar, 
I  pierce  the  blue  skies — I  am  Earth's  no  more  !" 

CARMEN  LATJNE  REDDITUM. 

Jam  redi,  dilecta  Avis,  ad  puellam 
Flore  quae  multo  decoravit  aulam 
Dulce  frondosae  ut  violis  olentem 
Abdita  silvae. 

Libera  ego  !  non  unquam  ad  te  captiva  redibo ! 

Fessaque  prseteriit  carceris  hora  mini. 
Nubila  per  liquidi  sublimis  deferor  ala — 

jEthere  cingor  ovans — aethere  caeruleo ! 

Despiciam  longe  subsparsa  cacumina,  gaudet 

Cervus  ubi  croceis  luxuriare  jugis  : 
Despiciam  aprica  quam  candet  fluctus  arena : 

Libera  sum !  reditus  immemor  astra  peto ! 

Hei  mihi !  dilecta  Avis,  ah !  vagari 
Quis  tibi  suasit  ?  fuerat  cubile 
Nonne  pergratum,  melos  ut  dedisti 
Nil  nisi  Itetum  ? 

LjBtum  ego  visa  tibi  perfundere  tempore  carmen 
^Estivo  ?  aut  captae  vox  tibi  laeta  fuit  ? 

Si  tantum  audieras,  etiam  graviora  referri, 
Quantus  inest  cordi  carminibusque  dolor! 

Ingemu6re  modis  absentis  somnia  silvae ; 

Et  melos  irrueret  more  mentis  aquae; 
Te  quoque  cum  mulcens,  leni  expiraverat  aura, 

Fronde  torum  cecini  floriferumque  nemus. 

Me  fefellisti,  mea  Avis  ?  nitore 
Usque  perclaros  oculos  repente 
Gaudii,  rore  ut  liquido,  micare 
Lumine  vidi ! 

Indomitae  micu6re  superbo  lumine  gentis— 
Silvae  aniina  indomitee,  silvce  ubi  nata  fui ! 

Per  spatia  ampla  poll  cupidissima  solvere  pennas — • 
Carpere,  non  unquam  restituenda,  viam ! 

Est  domus  arboreae  nutanti  in  vertice  frondis, 
Sunt  germana  animse  sidus  et  aura  meae ; 

Fonsque  procul  sola  qui  ludere  gaudet  arena— 
Undique  qui  circa  dulce  vagatur  odor. 

Jam  vale,  dilecta  Avis  !  evocavi 
Forsitan  laetos  comites  abire, 
Te  velut,  sperans  retinere  amoris 
Vincula  cordi. 

Languida  si  mecum  membra  et  captiva  trahebant 
Quamvis  Amor  custos — desit  Amoris  opus. 

Lsetitia  exiliunt  vinclis,  terrasque  relinquunt, 
Viribus  alatis,  lo  triumphe  !  canunt. 


280  Nodes  Ambrosianve.     A'o.  L X.  [Feb 

Nee  revoca  sublata— novam  uec  tinge  catcnain 

Per  spatium  cteli  carpit  ut  ala  viam. 
Jamque  vale — ascendoper  nubila  carmine  gaudens, 

/Etheris  hie  subeo  cierula — Terra,  vale  ! 

TICKLER. 
Worthy  of  Tibullus,  or — Vincent  Bonnie. 

NORTH. 
Great  things  remain  to  be  said  and  sung,  Timothy,  of  the  sea. 

TICKLER. 

Before  the  Reading  Public  be  sea-sick. 

NORTH. 

A  mighty  Marine  Poem  is  a  desideratum  in  the  literature  of  the  world. 

TICKLER. 
Do  you  mean  a  long  poem  by  a  marine '?  and  if  so,  foot  or  horse-marine  ? 

NORTH. 

Don't  be  silly,  Tickler.     There  is  no  humour  in  mere  nonsense. 

TICKLER. 

Plagiary ! 

NORTH. 

Falconer's  Shipwreck  is  a  most  ingenious  performance— arid  affecting, 
not  only  in  itself,  there  being  in  it  not  a  few  passages  of  the  simplest  human 
pathetic,  but  for  the  sake  of  the  seaman  who  composed  it  on  many  a  mid- 
night watch,  and  perished  in  the  Apollo  frigate  when  she  went  down  with 
all  her  crew  "  far  far  at  sea."  Yet  'tis  little  read,  I  suspect;  and  has  in- 
spired no  kindred  but  superior  strain,  through  more  than  half  a  century 

TICKLER. 

Seamen  have  seldom  time  to  write  long  poems,  Kit;  and  then  their  edu- 
cation is  what  it  ought  to  be,  practical,  not  poetical 

NORTH. 

Their  whole  life  is  poetry,  Timothy 

TICKLER. 

Interspersed  with  some  severe  prose,  Kit,  as  you  would  know,  my  man, 
had  you  ever  been  at  the  mast-head  on  a  look-out  for  a  lee-shore  in  a 

squally  day  when  the  master  had  lost  his  reckoning — and . 

NORTH. 

Hold  your  tongue.  You  are  murdering  the  King's  English.  If  our  Wil- 
liam were  to  overhear  you,  or  Basil  Hall,  or  Marryatt,  or  Glascock,  you 
would  get  "  a  dozen,"  you  land-lubber,  for  your  lingo,  which  is  about  as 
like  the  true  sea-tongue,  Timothy,  as  the  paw  of  a  tortoise-shell  cat  that  of 
a  white  bear. 

TICKLER. 

The  technical  language  of  no  art  should  ever  be  admitted  into  poetry. 

NORTH. 

Sumph !  How  else  could  a  poet  shew  a  ship  sailing  on  whitey  brown 
paper,  as  on  the  blue-green  sea  ? 

TICKLER. 

By  flashing  her  into  life  and  motion  by  the  creative  energy  of  general 
terms. 


NORTH. 


fcl  WAX  A  ij  » 

Good  my  dear  Tickler.  Much  may  be  so  done— witness  Campbell's 
glorious  Mariners  of  England.  And  indeed  a  ship  is  in  the  imagination  of 
the  merest  squab  a  thing  so  majestical,  that  she  is  like  the  devil  himself,— 
only  speak  of  her  and  she  appears. 


TICKLER. 

Good,  my  dear  Kit.     I  owe  you  one. 

NORTH. 


civat  i  il  • 

But  what  then?  Cannot  she  bear  being  spoken  of,  aye,  in  the  loftiest 
nights  of  song  in  the  language  sailors  love,  the  language  dear  to  Britannia 
as  she  sits  enthroned  on  the  cliffs  of  Albion,  and  who,  long  as  tides  obey 
the  moon,  shall  rule  the  waves  ?  J 


TICKLER. 

Hear !— hear  I—hear ! 


1832.]  Nodes  Ambrosiante.     No.  LX.  281 

NORTH. 

Dryden  has  been  jeered  by  surly  Sam  for  the  use  of  some  technical  nau- 
tical terms  in  one  of  his  poems — and  justly ;  for  never  was  there  such 
abuse— such  laughable  ignorance,  as  therein  exhibited  by  that  illustrious 
Cockney.  Mr  Place,  the  tailor,  might  as  well  call  a  marlin-spike  a  needle. 
Now,  sheer  ignorance,  on  wliatever  subject,  by  sea  or  land,  but  especially 
by  sea,  assuming  uncalled-for  the  office  of  rarest  knowledge,  is  disgusting 
even  in  a  great  poet  like  "  glorious  John."  Besides,  even  had  he  employed 
such  terms  aright,  they  had  been  absurd,  bolting  out  suddenly  in  a  single 
stanza,  and  never  more  seen  or  heard  of,  in  a  poem  stinking  of  shore  instead 
of  smelling  of  sea.  But  let  a  poet  who  knows  and  feels  the  grandeur  of 
the  character  and  occupation  and  appearance  of  the  ocean-roarners,  speak 
of  them  in  calm  or  storm,  in  battle  or  on  tho  blocks,  in  language  ennobled 
and  consecrated  to  every  patriot's  soul  by  the  naval  triumphs  of  England; 
let  him  speak  of  a  man-of-war  in  a  style  that  shews  he  knows  a  frigate 
from  a  three-decker,  a  cutter  from  a  schooner,  a  brig  from  a  ship,  and  the 
captain's  gig  from  a  quaker's  whiskey,  and  Neptune  shall  be  to  him  Apollo, 
the  Nereids  the  Muses,  and  every  line  shall  be  a  line  of  light— all  a-dazzle 
with-  appropriate  words,  surcharged  with  the  imagery  of  the  great  deep. 

TICKLER. 

Hear  !  hoar !  hear  ! 

NORTH. 

No  "  technical  terms  of  art  in  poetry."  O  simiph  of  mmiphs  !  why  sayest 
thou  so  V  What !  not  of  the  art  that  lays  its  hand  on  the  ocean's  mane,  and  em- 
boldens man  to  scorn  the  monster  in  his  foamy  wrath,  as  if  he  were  a  lamb 
.lying  asleep  on  the  sunny  brae  !  But  I  speak  of  the  science  of  the  sea ;  and 
its  language  is  in  itself  magnificent,  many  of  its  words  are  like  winds  and 
waves — imitative  harmony  of  sound  and  motion,  and  light  and  gloom— 

TICKLER. 

Stop — stop — stop — harmony  of  light  and  gloom  ! 

NORTH. 

Yes— you  blockhead.    But 

TICKLER. 

What  do  you  mean,  sir,  by — BUT  ? 

NORTH. 

Would  you  weigh  anchor  in  a  poem,  with  a  ;ship  before  your  eyes,  as  if 
you  were  putting  the  mail-coach  in  motion  from  the  inn  at  Torsonce?  Is 
starboard  a  mean  word  ?  or  larboard  ?  or  beating  to  windward  ?  or  drifting 
to  leeward  ?  or  eating  ye  out  of  the  wind  ? 

TICKLER. 
The  wild  ass  is  said,  finely,  to  devour  the  wind— 

NORTH. 

Well,  gulp  away.    Or  the  wind's  eye  ? — or — but 

TICKLER. 

What  the  devil,  sir,  do  you,  can  you  mean,  by  eternally  using  the  word 
BUT  ?     Do  you  mean  to  be  personal? 

NORTH. 

My  dear  Timothy — lend  me  your  ears — here  are  some  verses  that  give 
all  such  shallow  and  senseless  critics  the  squabash. 

THE  FORGING  OF  THE  ANCHOR. 

Come,  see  the  Dolphin's  Anchor  forg'd;  'tis  at  a  white  heat  now  : 

IJie  bellows  ceased,  the  flames  decreased;  though  on  the  forge's  brow, 

The  little  flames  still  fitfully  play  through  the  sable  mound; 

And  fitfully  you  still  may  see  the  grim  smiths  ranking  round, 

All  clad  m  leathern  panoply,  their  broad  hands  only  bare  ; 

borne  rest  upon  their  sledges  here,  some  work  the  windlass  there. 

The  windlass  strains  the  tackle  chains,  the  black  mound  heaves  below; 
And  red  and  deep,  a  hundred  veins  burst  out  at  every  throe  : 
,J1*?^  r?.ars'  rends  a11  outright— O,  Vulcan,  what  a  glow  ! 
lis  blinding  white,  'tis  blasting  bright;  the  high  sun  shines  not  so ! 


282  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LX.  [Feb. 

The  high  sun  sees  not,  on  the  earth,  such  fiery  fearful  show; 

The  roof-ribs  swarth,  the  candent  hearth,  the  ruddy  lurid  row 

Of  smiths,  that  stand,  an  ardent  band,  like  men  before  the  foe; 

As,  quivering  through  his  fleece  of  flame,  the  sailing  monster,  slow 

Sinks  on  the  anvil — all  about,  the  faces  fiery  grow — 

"  Hurrah  I"  they  shout,  "  leap  out— leap  out;"  bang,  bang,  the  sledges  go  : 

Hurrah  !  the  jetted  lightnings  are  hissing  high  and  low; 

A  hailing  fount  of  fire  is  struck  at  every  squashing  blow; 

The  leathern  mail  rebounds  the  hail ;  the  rattling  cinders  strow 

The  ground  around ;  at  every  bound  the  sweltering  fountains  flow ; 

And  thick  and  loud,  the  swinking  crowd,  at  every  stroke,  pant  "  ho  !" 

Leap  out,  leap  out,  my  masters ;  leap  out  and  lay  on  load ! 

Let's  forge  a  goodly  Anchor;  a  Bower,  thick  and  broad  : 

For  a  heart  of  oak  is  hanging  on  every  blow,  I  bode  ; 

And  I  see  the  good  Ship  riding,  all  in  a  perilous  road, 

The  low  reef  roaring  on  her  lee ;  the  roll  of  ocean  pour'd 

From  stem  to  stern,  sea  after  sea ;  the  mainmast  by  the  board  ; 

The  bulwarks  down;  the  rudder  gone ;  the  boats  stove  at  the  chains ; 

But  courage  still,  brave  mariners — the  Bower  yet  remains, 

And  not  an  inch  to  flinch  he  deigns  save  when  ye  pitch  sky  high, 

Then  moves  his  head,  as  though  he  said,  "  Fear  nothing — here  am  I J" 

Swing  in  your  strokes  in  order ;  let  foot  and  hand  keep  time, 

Your  blows  make  music  sweeter  far  than  any  steeple's  chime  ; 

But  while  ye  swing  your  sledges,  sing ;  and  let  the  burthen  be, 

The  Anchor  is  the  Anvil  King,  and  royal  craftsmen  we ! 

Strike  in,  strike  in — the  sparks  begin  to  dull  their  rustling  red ; 

Our  hammers  ring  with  sharper  (fin,  our  work  will  soon  be  sped : 

Our  Anchor  soon  must  change  his  bed  of  fiery  rich  array, 

For  a  hammock  at  the  roaring  bows,  or  an  oozy  couch  of  clay  ; 

Our  Anchor  soon  must  change  the  lay  of  merry  craftsmen  here, 

For  the  Yeo-heave-o',  and  the  Heave-away,  and  the  sighing  seaman's  cheer ; 

"When,  weighing  slow,  at  eve  they  go,  far,  far  from  love  and  home  ; 

And  sobbing  sweethearts,  in  a  row,  wail  o'er  the  ocean  foam. 

In  livid  and  obdurate  gloom  he  darkens  down  at  last ; 

A  shapely  one  he  is,  and  strong,  as  e'er  from  cat  was  cast. — 

O  trusted  and  trustworthy  guard,  if  thou  hadst  life  like  me, 

What  pleasures  would  thy  toils  reward  beneath  the  deep  green  sea ! 

O  deep  Sea-diver,  who  might  then  behold  such  sights  as  thou  ? 

The  hoary  monster's  palaces  !  methinks  what  joy  'twere  now 

To  go  plumb  plunging  down  amid  the  assembly  of  the  whales, 

And  feel  the  churn'd  sea  round  me  boil  beneath  their  scourging  tails  ! 

Then  deep  in  tangle-woods  to  fight  the  fierce  sea  unicorn, 

And  send  him  foiled  and  bellowing  back,  for  all  his  ivory  horn ; 

To  leave  the  subtle  sworder-fish  of  bony  blade  forlorn ; 

And  for  the  ghastly-grinning  shark  to  laugh  his  jaws  to  scorn  ; 

To  leap  down  on  the  kraken's  back,  where  'mid  Norwegian  isles 

He  lies,  a  lubber  anchorage  for  sudden  shallow'd  miles  ; 

Till  snorting,  like  an  under-sea  volcano,  off  he  rolls; 

Meanwhile  to  swing,  a-buffeting  the  far  astonished  shoals 

Of  his  back-browsing  ocean-calves ;  or,  haply  in  a  cove, 

Shell-strown,  and  consecrate  of  old  to  some  Undine's  love, 

To  find  the  long-hair'd  mermaidens ;  or,  hard  by  icy  lands, 

To  wrestle  with  the  Sea-serpent,  upon  cerulean  sands. 

O  broad-armed  Fisher  of  the  Deep,  whose  sports  can  equal  thine  ? 
The  Dolphin  weighs  a  thousand  tons,  that  tugs  thy  cable  line  ; 
And  night  by  night,  'tis  thy  delight,  thy  glory  day  by  day, 
Through  sable  sea  and  breaker  white,  the  giant  game  to  play- 
But  shamer  of  our  little  sports !  forgive  the  name  I  gave— 
A  fisher's  joy  is  to  destroy— thine  office  is  to  save. 


1832.]  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LX.  283 

O  lodger  in  the  sea-kings'  halls,  couldst  thou  but  understand 
Whose  be  the  white  bones  by  thy  side,  or  who  that  dripping  band, 
Slow  swaying  in  the  heaving  wave,  that  round  about  thee  bend, 
With  sounds  like  breakers  in  a  dream  blessing  their  ancient  friend— 
Oh,  couldst  thou  know  what  heroes  glide  with  larger  steps  round  thee, 
Thine  iron  side  would  swell  with  pride ;  thou'dst  leap  within  the  sea ! 

Give  honour  to  their  memories  who  left  the  pleasant  strand, 
To  shed  their  blood  so  freely  for  the  love  of  Father-land— 
Who  left  their  chance  of  quiet  age  and  grassy  churchyard  grave, 
So  freely,  for  a  restless  bed  amid  the  tossing  wave— 
Oh,  though  our  Anchor  may  not  be  all  I  have  fondly  sung, 
Honour  him  for  their  memory,  whose  bones  he  goes  among ! 

TICKLER. 

That  will  do.    Three  cheers— my  old  boy— for  the  Wooden  Walls ! 
(  Hurra  !  hurra  !  hurra  /) 

NORTH. 

Had  I  kept  to  the  navy,  Tim,  'tis  needless  to  say  who  had  won  Tra- 
falgar, 

TICKLER. 

Kept  to  the  navy !     So  you  were  once  a  Middy  ? 

NORTH. 
I  served  before  the  mast — a  volunteer. 

TICKLER. 

Pressed  at  Portsmouth,  while  sowing  your  wild  oats.  Poor  Poll !— But 
is  the  "  Forging  of  the  Anchor  "  your  own— Kit  ? 

NORTH. 

I  wish  it  were.  But  the  world  will  yet  hear  of  the  writer.  Belfast  gave  him 
birth — I  believe — and  he  bears  the  same  name  with  a  true  poet  of  our  own 
Scotland — Fergusson.  Maga  will  be  proud  of  introducing  him  to  the  world. 
There  are  not  such  a  noble  race  of  men  in  the  wide  world  as  our  sailors 
and  soldiers — and  I  rejoice  to  see  that  they  have  their  own  organ  now  to 
record  and  to  emblazon  the  deeds  of  the  brave — to  defend  their  rights  and 
privileges— and  vindicate,  against  all  shabby  civilians,  the  character  of  their 
order — The  United  Service  Journal. 

TICKLER. 

A  spirit-stirring  work,  full  of  useful  instruction  in  these  troubled  times- 
North. 

NORTH. 

Contributed — edited — read  by  men — and  gentlemen — and  I  will  add—- 
Christians. For,  war  there  must  be  in  this  world,  for  some  centuries  to 
come ;  and  therefore  let  us  fight  with  as  much  humanity  as  is  consistent 
with  the  end  in  view,  the  overthrow  or  destruction  of  all  our  enemies. 

TICKLER. 

What  is  the  meaning  of  all  this  savage  slang  in  the  radical  newspapers 
against  some  article  or  other  in  the  last  number  of  that  admirable  Journal  ? 

NORTH. 

Some  say  there's  a  secret  under  it;  it  seems  to  my  simple  and  unsuspect- 
ing mind,  the  pure  spite  of  baffled  sedition  and  rebellion.  Some  excellent 
•soldier,  whose  countenance  would  get  as  red  as  his  coat  at  the  thought  of 
shame  befalling  a  brother  in  arms,  when  called  upon  to  preserve  property 
or  life  from  the  wicked  madness  of  an  infuriated  rabble,  has  therein  explain- 
ed the  plan  that  the  military  ought  to  pursue  with  mobs  whose  immediate 
object  is  fire,  robbery,  rape,  and  murder,  and  their  ultimate  object  the  same 
as  that  of  the  demagogues  who  drive  them  to  such  desperate  crimes — the 
destruction,  namely,  of  all  social  order,  and  the  overthrow  of  the  state. 

TICKLER. 

Proper— and  patriotic. 

NORTH. 

Most  considerate  and  humane.  But  then— death  to  the  hopes  of  traitors. 
Hence  gnashing  of  teeth  among  the  cowards  of  the  press-gang,  and  vomit- 


•jr  I  Nodes  Ambro&iuncc.    No.  LX.  I  Feb. 

ings  of  fetid  bile  upon  the  brave,  who  would  fain  save,  by  forewarning, 
the  "  swinish  multitude." 

TICJtLEB, 

Burke  got  abused  for  that  epithet 

NORTH. 

As  he  did  for  many  others  as  eternally  truthful;  and  therefore  I  say 
"  swinish."  Let  the  ruffian  stand  forth  from  the  rabble,  who  dares  to  in- 
sult us  for  that  word  "swinish,"  step  into  the  ring,  and  strip,  and  in  one 
round,  Old  North  will  give  him  his  quietus,  t  appeal  to  Two  Hundred 
Numbers,  nearly,  of  this  Magazine,  in  proof  of  our  love  for  the  people. 
Their  virtues  we  have  eulogized — as  have  all  our  Contributors;  their  suf- 
ferings we— the  Tories—have  sympathized  with— and  done  our  best — 
(what  pauper  patriot,  bankrupt  alike  in  fortune  and  in  honour,  dare  deny 
it?)_ by  pen  and  purse  to  relieve;  are  we,  therefore,  to  abstain  from  the 
use  of  the  most  appropriate  word  in  the  English  language,  when  we 
see,  with  our  very  bodily  eyes,  a  whole  legion  of  devils  entering  into  a 
raging  rabble,  and  transforming  them,  with  a  sudden  change  beyond  the 
power  of  all  the  sorcerers  of  sedition,  into  a  herd  of  swine,  that,  instead  of 
rushing  into  the  sea  and  grunting  out  bells  and  bubbles  till  their  carcasses 
float  filthily  together  like  one  multifarious  carcass  in  a  drowned  death, 
have  gathered  themselves,  under  that  demoniac  possession,  from  the  lanes 
and  alleys,  where  they  had  their  styes,  of  a  great  city,  into  the  streets  and 
squares,  ami  obedient  to  their  now  brutal  nature,  making  use  of  the  human 
faculties  still  left  them,  to  set  the  city  on  fire,  scampering  up  and  down  the 
lines  of  burning  houses,  while  the  cry  of  the  Radicals  is  sent  up  with  the 
sparks  that  kindle  the  night-sky,  "  Reform  !  reform  I  tyrants  !  Behold  and 
tremble  at  the  MAJESTY  OF  THE  PEOPLE  !" 

TICKLER. 

Good — strong — true. 

NORTH. 

Would  1  hang  the  rioters  ?  Not  if  I  could  help  it.  But  if  such  incen- 
diaries be  pardoned— there  is  no  law  any  longer  in  this  land. 

TICKLER. 
Unless  their  lives  be  spared,  that  punishment  may  fall  on  the — Instigators. 

NORTH. 

Who  are  they  ?  The  MINISTRY  AND  THE  PRESS.  Not  every  member, 
perhaps,  of  the  revolutionary  Ministry — not  every  member,  certainly,  of  the 
revolutionary  Press ;  but  those  who  preached  to  the  populace  such  ser- 
mons that  the  sole  practical  conclusion  ignorant  congregations  could  draw 
from  them  was — "  Let  us  break  their  bonds  and  cut  their  cords  asunder — 
let  us  terrify  our  tyrants — and  fire  set  us  free." 

TICKLER. 

The  Morning  Herald  itself,  a  reforming  paper,  but  conducted  in  an  ho- 
nourable and  a  humane  spirit,  has  admitted  almost  all  that  you  have  now 
said — has  proclaimed  it;  and  the  charge  is  proved  against  the  guilty  in 
high  and  in  low  places,  unless  indeed  words  be  but  empty  air,  and  sinless 
therefore,  the  mere  syllabling^  of  sedition. 

TICKLER. 

Poor  Brcrcton ! 

NORTH. 

Peace  to  his  ashes.  He  saw  not  the  "  coming  events,"  even  when  they 
"  flung,"  not  only  their  "  shadows  before,"  but  their  own  grimness  black 
on  his  very  face ;  and  if  he  had  not  his  secret  instructions  from  the  Go- 
vernment, which  I  do  not  believe,  he  had  his  open  instructions  from  the 
press  it  patronizes,  and  obeying  them,  but  with  no  congenial  spirit,  he  de- 
livered himself  up  to  shame,  sorrow,  and  death. 

TICKLER. 

The  unfortunate  man  believed  that  it  was  his  duty  to  behave  as  he  did  to 
the  mob.  The  belief  shewed  weakness  of  understanding,  and  caused  con- 
duct, in  which  the  honour  of  the  soldier  was  sacrificed  to  a  vain  desire  arid 
hope  of  conciliating  the  base  and  brutal  mob,  by  treating  them  as  friends 
find  brothers  embarked  in  the  same  cause.  "  T,  too,  am  a  Reformer  !"  Alas  ! 


Nvulcs  AttibrosidHce.    No.  LX.  t>y,j 

alas!  And  so  saving,  as  a  smith  indignantly  testified,  he  shook  hands  with 
the  "  lowest  of  the  low"— and  that,  too,  after  he  had  declared  his  fears 
that  they  would  murder  the  dragoons  !  For  his  own  life,  Colonel  Brereton 

had  no  fears.    Doubtless,  he  was  personally  brave.    But 

WORTH. 

And  yet  there  are  public  writers  who  have  proposed  paying  marks  of 
honour  to  his  memory,  as  a  soldier  on  service — that  the  conduct,  which  his 
sensibility  to  shame  drove  him  to  expiate  so  lamentably,  might  be  held  up 
to  the  admiration  and  imitation  of  the  British  army ! 

TICKLER. 

Incredible  baseness! — if  any  baseness  Avere  incredible  in  the  sulky,  sullen, 
and  savage  soul  of  a  revolutionist. 

NORTH. 

Yet  had  Colonel  Brereton  acted  with  ordinary  energy,  my  Lord  Al- 
thorp  might — would  have  spoken  with  disgusl  and  indignation — little 
accustomed  though  he  bo  to  "  speak  eloquently" — of  the  "  Bristol  mas- 
sacre." 

TiCKLUR. 

Ay  !  Ministers,  who  are  not  only  the  courteous  correspondents,  but  the 
humble,  obliged,  and  grateful  servants  of  Political  Unions,  by  themselves 
denounced  as  illegal,  and  which  passed  seditious  resolutions  in  their  very 
teeth,  are  the  likeliest  men  in  the  world  to  have  desired  to  break  a  mili- 
tary officer  for  dispersing  by  the  edge  of  the  sword  one  of  their  own  mobs. 
You  remember  the  7th  Epod,  of  Horace  ? 

HOKATIAN  VERSION  [EPODON  VII.] 
ON  MEETING  THE  BIRMINGHAM  MOB,  DEC.  1831. 

Whither  away,  ye  dirty  devils  ? 
Why  have  ye  drawn  your  fire-shovels, 
Shoulder'd  your  pokers,  and  left  your  hovels  ? 
Not  enough  yet  of  your  Bristol  revels  ? 

Not,  I'll  warrant,  like  lusty  fellows, 
Going  to  save  us  from  Whiggery's  malice; 
Handsomely  handcuffing,  down  from  the  palace, 
Old  Touch-me-not,  to  a  goodly  gallows. 

No ;  but  fulfilling  the  infidel's  cravings- 
Lending  yourselves  to  your  own  enslavings — 
Where  are  the  Whigs,  so  rank  in  their  ravings ; 
Asses  so  mad  in  their  misbehavings  ? 

Snooks,  I  say,  is  it  cold  or  hunger  ? 
What  ails  Snivel  and  Snake,  I  wonder- 
All  run  mad  after  rape  and  plunder, 
Bit  by  a  Revolution- Monger  ? 

Scabs  of  the  Legion-leper  !  are  ye  ? 
Why  do  I  ask,  when  your  faces  carry 
Lechery,  treachery,  gluttony— Marry, 
God  send  you  a  merciful  adversary ! 

So  stands  England's  penal  charter ; 

Even  so,  in  every  quarter, 

Shall  a  red  atonement  smart  her 

For  the  sacred  blood  of  a  Royal  Martyr ! 

NORTH. 

Ay !  that's  right— let's  be  cheery— I  challenge  you  to  a  contest  of  alter- 
nate song.  I  gfve  the  subject. 


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A  NEW  SONG,  TO  BE  SUNG  BY  ALL  LOYAL  AND  TRUE  SUBJECTS. 
NORTH. 

Ye  good  honest  Englishmen,  loyal  and  true, 

That,  born  in  Old  England,  look  not  for  a  New, 

And  your  fathers'  old  principles  love  to  pursue, 

Join,  join  in  our  chorus,  while  yet  we  may  sing, 

Spite  of  treason  and  blasphemy — "  God  save  the  King !" 

TICKLER. 

Priests,  Prelates,  and  Churchmen,  who  honour  the  creed 
For  which  martyrs  have  bled,  for  which  martyrs  may  bleed, 
When  Atheists  and  Papists  your  flocks  shall  mislead; 
Join,  join  in  our  chorus,  and  loyally  sing, 
From  fiendish  conspiracy — "  God  save  the  King  !" 

NORTH. 

Ye  that  mean  to  stand  firm  by  a  Protestant  throne, 
Nor  would  see  Church  or  King  be  deprived  of  their  own ; 
Nor  for  bread  to  the  poor  would  but  give  them  a  stone  ; 
Join,  join  in  our  chorus,  and  resolute  sing, 
With  the  true  voice  of  loyalty — "  God  save  the  King !" 

TICKLER. 

Ye  that  know  well  the  plots  of  fool,  knave,  and  profane, 

That  the  very  first  act  of  the  Devil's  own  reign 

Would  episcopize  Cobbett,  and  canonize  Paine ; 

Join,  join  in  our  chorus  defiance  to  fling 

At  their  blasphemous  rage,  and  cry — "  God  save  the  King !"     . 

.     NORTH. 

Ye  that  know  when  Whig  Radical  Orators  shine, 
And  bewilder  the  mobs  whom  they  urge  to  combine, 
What  mischievous  devils  get  into  the  swine ; 
Join,  join  in  our  chorus,  and  give  them  a  ring, 
To  keep  them  from  delving— so,  "  God  save  the  King !" 

TICKLER. 

Ye  that  honour  the  laws  that  our  forefathers  made, 

And  would  not  see  the  laurels  they  twined  for  us  fade, 

Nor  would  yield  up  your  wealth  to  the  cant  of  "  free  trade ;" 

Join,  join  in  our  chorus,  and  let  the  world  ring 

With  our  commerce  and  glory — and  "  God  save  the  King !" 

NORTH. 

All  ye  that  are  foes  to  mean  quibbles  and  quirks, 
And  twopenny  statesmen,  well  known  by  their  works, 
That  have  used  the  poor  Greeks  ten  times  worse  than  the  Turks; 
Join,  join  in  our  chorus,  and  manfully  sing, 
With  good  English  honesty—"  God  save  the  King!" 

TICKLER. 

Defend  us  from  hypocrites,  save  us  from  quacks, 

From  saintly  Macauleys,  and  some  other  Macs, 

And  from  white  sugar  said  to  be  made  by  free  blacks ; 

Join,  join  in  our  chorus,  and  still  let  us  cling 

To  our  ships  and  OUF  colonies— "  God  save  the  King!" 

NORTH. 

From,  of  all  the  vile  humbugs  that  ever  was  known, 
That  vilest  and  direst,  Sierra  Leone, 
That  makes  savages  howl,  and  poor  Englishmen  groan,- 


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Join,  join  in  our  chorus,  the  downfall  to  sing 

Of  malice  and  slander— and  "  God  save  the  King !" 

TICKLER. 

Ye  nobles,  stand  forth,  and  defend  us,  ye  great, 
From  political  sophists,  their  jargon  and  prate, 
Defend  Church  and  King,  and  keep  both  in  their  state ; 
Join,  join  in  our  chorus,  a  blessing  to  bring 
On  the  land  of  our  fathers — and  "  God  save  the  King !" 

NORTH. 

Defend  us  once  more  from  the  Regicide  Bill, 
And  the  Bedlamite  Whigs,  that  have  caused  so  much  ill, 
And  would  bind  our  bold  King  to  their  absolute  will ; 
Join,  join  in  our  chorus,  and  still  let  us  cling 
To  the  laws  of  Old  England — and  "  God  save  the  King !" 

TICKLER. 

From  Lord  Chancellors  save  us,  who  flop  on  their  knees, 

And  pretend  to  give  up,  while  they  bargain  for  fees, 

And  sneer  about  Bishops,  and  envy  their  sees ; 

Join,  join  in  our  chorus,  and  loyally  sing, 

From  scheming  hypocrisy — "  God  save  the  King !" 

NORTH. 

That  give  friendly  advice  to  the  Lords  they  should  shun, 
That  keep  the  King's  conscience,  and  let  him  have  none, 
And  strip  him  of  all  his  tried  friends  one  by  one ; 
Join,  join  in  our  chorus,  and  faithfully  sing, 
From  evil  advisers  all — "  God  save  the  King !" 

TICKLER. 

From  a  new  House  of  Peers,  that  shall  put  the  old  down, 
And  recruit  from  the  Tinkers  of  Brummagem  town, 
And  set  a  mobility  over  the  Crown ; 
Join,  join  in  the  chorus,  and  let  the  rogues  swing, 
And  thus  be  exalted— so  "  God  save  the  King !" 

NORTH. 

From  national  robbers,  call'd  "  National  Guards," 
That  for  pike  and  for  gun  quit  their  thimbles  and  yards, 
To  hunt  down  the  gentry,  proscribed  in  placards ; 
Join,  join  in  our  chorus,  and  roar  as  we  sing, 
From  Frenchified  villainy — "  God  save  the  King !" 

TICKLER. 

From  a  Citizen  King,  and  a  new  La  Fayette, 
With  his  sword  in  the  scales  to  weigh  down  a  just  debt, 
And  beggar  the  world  for  the  whims  of  Burdett ; 
Join,  join  in  our  chorus— all  ready  to  spring 
To  the  rescue  from  tyranny — "  God  save  the  King!" 

NORTH. 

From  a  dastardly  Ministry,  cringing  and  mean 
To  their  sovereign  mob,  and  reserving  their  spleen 
To  insult  and  to  bully — a  woman — a  Queen ! 
Join,  join  in  our  chorus — true  homage  we  bring 
To  the  wife  of  our  Monarch— and  "  God  save  the  King !" 

TICKLER. 

Emancipate  Ireland  once  more  from  the  thirst 
Of  rapine  and  murder,  with  which  she  is  cursed, 
From  Prime-Minister  Shiel,  and  O'Connell  the  First; 


Noctts  Ambrok'iatHe.    No.  LX.  [Feb. 

Join,  join  in  our  chorus,  and  spurn  all  who  Avring 

From  the  beggar  his  pittance — here's  "  God  save  the  King  !'" 

NORTH. 

From  defiance  of  law,  and  from  Catholic  rent, 

On  open  sedition  by  demagogues  spent, 

And  from  Parliaments  held  without  England's  consent; 

Join,  join  in  our  chorus — a  downfall  we  sing 

To  all  turbulent  scoundrels — so  "  God  save  the  King  !" 

TICKLER. 

Brave  William,  stand  forth  from  your  radical  rout, 
And  trust  your  old  Peers,  that  still  stand  you  about ; 
And,  oh !  above  all,  kick  your  Ministers  out ! 
And  hark  to  our  chorus — for  that's  the  true  thing, 
Hurrah  for  our  country — and  "  God  save  the  King !" 

NORTH. 

And  if  they  cling  fast,  wrest  them  off  like  a  winch, 
Though  they  bully  and  storm  with  their  mobs,  never  flinch, 
Be  the  King  of  Old  England,  ay,  every  inch ; 
And  fear  not,  your  people  will  thankfully  sing 
With  true  hearts  and  harmony—"  God  save  the  King !" 

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FEBRUARY,  1832. 
PART  II. 


VOL.  XXXI. 


NEW  PROJECT  OF  EDUCATION  IN  IRELAND. 


THERE  never  was  a  period  when 
the  empire  of  Great  Britain  was  be- 
set by  so  many  dangers ;  and  they 
are  all  fearfully  aggravated  by  the 
consideration  that  the  attention  of 
the  public,  which  should  be  concen- 
trated upon  each  singly,  is  so  scat- 
tered amongst,  or  distracted  by  all 
collectively  and  simultaneously,  that 
but  little  hope  can  be  entertained  of 
the  application  of  the  only  remedies 
by  which  impending  calamities  might 
be  averted.  Our  foreign  policy  im- 
plies a  deliberate  abandonment  of 
the  principles  which  have  heretofore 
guaranteed  the  honour  and  main- 
tained the  interests  of  England,  and 
a  formal  surrender  of  the  advantages 
which  were  gained  after  twenty  years 
of  war,  and  by  an  unparalleled  expen- 
diture of  treasure  and  effusion  of 
blood.  At  kome,  our  venerable  con- 
stitution is  about  to  be  cut  up  piece- 
meal, and  put  into  Medea's  kettle  by 
our  radical  regenerators, — only  be- 
cause it  has  been  regulated  by  a  prin- 
ciple of  accommodation  which  has 
enabled  it  to  keep  pace  with  the  im- 
provement of  the  age,  and  ensured, 
notwithstanding  the  prodigious  in- 
crease of  democratic  power,  that  wis- 
dom rather  than  folly  should  predomi- 
nate in  the  national  councils.  Ireland, 
which  was  to  have  been  tranquillized 
by  the  Emancipation  Bill,  is  in  a  state 
of  fearful  turbulence  and  excitement; 
and  our  Ministers  are  so  harassed 
VOL,  xxxi.  NO,  cxci. 


by  their  projects  for  the  retention 
of  office,  that  they  find  it  more  ex- 
pedient to  soothe  and  propitiate  the 
demagogues,  than  to  grapple  with 
the  refractory  spirit  which  they  have 
evoked,  and  which  will  be  satisfied 
with  nothing  less  than  the  dismem- 
berment of  the  empire.  The  Roman 
Catholics,  under  the  guidance  of 
their  prelates,  have  exhibited  a  de- 
termination to  resist  the  payment  of 
tithes,  even  to  the  shedding  of  blood. 
This  is  met  by  Government  with  an 
ostentatious  exhibition  of  peculiar 
favour  to  the  Roman  Catholic  Bi- 
shop, whose  writings  have  more  than 
any  thing  else  produced  this  resist- 
ance ;  and  with  a  declaration  which 
amounts  simply  to  this,  that  the  pro- 
perty of  the  clergy  must  be  invaded ! 
An  opposition  is  raised  against  scrip- 
tural education,  on  the  part  of  those 
who  have  always  preferred  darkness 
to  light,  upon  the  ground  of  attempts 
at  proselytism  which  were  never 
made,  and  of  which,  upon  enquiry, 
the  parties  implicated  in  the  charge 
are  acquitted ;  and  this  is  made  the 
excuse  for  bringing  forward  a  pro- 
ject of  education,  which,  if  carried 
into  effect,  must  supersede  the  func- 
tions of  an  Established  Church,  and 
render  national  education  subser- 
vient to  the  purposes  of  a  Popish 
priesthood  !  It  is  to  this  particular 
project  that  we  would  at  present 
invite  the  earnest  attention  of  our 


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290 

readers ;  and  concerning  which  we 
feel  the  more  solicitous,  because,  in 
our  present  awful  embarrassments,  it 
is  not  likely  to  attract  a  due  share 
of  notice,  and  may  pass  through 
Parliament  almost  "  sub  silentio," 
before  its  import  has  been  duly  pon- 
dered, or  its  consequences  have  been 
fully  understood. 

To  us  the  project  itself  is  not  so 
ominous,  as  the  extraordinary  con- 
juncture of  circumstances  under 
which  it  is  proposed.  If  it  were  to 
be  judged  of  by  its  own  demerits,  it 
could  not  stand  for  a  single  moment. 
But  it  is  viewed,  unfortunately,  in 
comparison  with  another  system, 
which  has  been  equally  disapproved 
of  by  the  most  bigoted  of  the  super- 
stitious, and  by  the  wisest  of  the 
wise;  and  what  Mr  Stanley's  new 
scheme  wants  in  real  worth,  it  makes 
up  in  contrasted  and  adventitious 
plausibility.  With  but  little  hope 
of  averting  the  great  calamity  which 
impends,  we  shall  bestow  a  few  pages 
upon  the  progress  of  events,  which 
appear  almost  inevitably  to  neces- 
sitate the  re-establishment  of  Popery 
in  Ireland. 

In  a  country,  the  wealth,  the  ac- 
tivity, and  the  intelligence  of  which 
is  Protestant,  whilst  the  great  mass 
of  the  population  is  Roman  Catho- 
lic, that  has  taken  place  which  might 
naturally  be  expected — the  Protest- 
ant part  of  the  community  have,  for 
a  considerable  time  past,  extended 
their  benevolent  anxiety  to  their 
more  benighted  neighbours,  and  at 
great  expense,  and  with  consider- 
able labour,  have  carried  into  effect 
various  plans  by  which  the  condi- 
tion, both  moral  and  religious,  of 
their  Roman  Catholic  countrymen 
might  be  improved.  Whether  these 
plans  were  the  best  that  could  be 
contrived,  we  will  not  at  present 
stop  to  enquire;  but  it  does  not  re- 
quire more  than  the  minimum  of 
candour  to  admit,  that  they  origina- 
ted in  motives  the  purest  and  the 
most  single-minded. 

Neither  can  it  be  doubted  that,  to 
a  considerable  degree,  they  were 
successful.  The  Irish  are  proverb- 
ially lovers  of  learning;  and,  left 
to  themselves,  would  never  have 
suspected  the  supporters  of  those 
schools,  in  which  their  children  were 
gratuitously  educated,  of  having  es- 
tablished them  with  any  sinister  ob- 


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ject.  But  the  state  of  the  country, 
agitated  at  that  time  by  the  Roman 
Catholic  Association,  predisposed  a 
large  body  to  regard  the  new  insti- 
tutions with  not  a  little  of  angry 
jealousy  ;  and  certain  untoward  pe- 
culiarities in  the  institutions  them- 
selves, as  well  as  in  the  conduct  of 
some  of  their  most  active  friends, 
rendered  it  easy  for  a  wily  priesthood 
(who,  whatever  may  be  their  spi- 
ritual darkness,  have  never  yet  been 
accused  of  a  want  of  this  world's 
wisdom)  to  misrepresent  them,  as 
though,  under  the  pretence  of  en- 
lightening, they  were  in  reality  in- 
tended for  the  purpose  of  perverting 
the  people. 

Upon  these  it  is  not  our  purpose 
at  present  to  enlarge ;  but  we  can- 
not help  observing,  that  the  regula- 
tion which  made  the  Bible  a  school- 
book,  and  at  the  same  time  inter- 
dicted any  authoritative  exposition 
of  its  contents,  was  open  to  grave 
objections.  We  do  not  require  to 
be  told  that  the  individuals  compo- 
sing the  Kildare  Place  Institution 
were  actuated  by  the  best  motives. 
We  are  assured  they  were.  Neither 
is  it  necessary  to  inform  us  that  they 
studiously  avoided  every  thing  which 
could  give  offence  to  the  Roman  Ca- 
tholics, and  have  not  furnished  any 
ground  for  the  charge  which  has 
been  so  industriously  bruited  abroad, 
that  their  schools  were  mere  traps 
for  converts.  The  charge  has  been 
investigated  by  prejudiced  adver- 
saries, and  proved  to  be  unfounded. 
The  regulation  to  which  we  allude 
was  objectionable  upon  a  very  dif- 
ferent ground,  viz.  that  it  made  no 
sufficient  provision  for  the  religious 
education  of  the  children, — and  up- 
on that  ground  it  was  objected  to, 
even  from  the  very  commencement;, 
by  the  most  enlightened  friends  ot 
scriptural  religion. 

The  Bible  is  the  best  of  all  books. 
It  is  a  revelation  of  the  will  of  God 
to  man  as  a  moral  creature,  and  a 
history  of  the  dealings  of  God  with 
man  as  a  sinful  creature,  the  use  or 
the  abuse  of  which  must  be  attended 
by  blessings  the  most  ineffable,  or 
consequences  the  most  awful.  Now, 
nothing  but  patient  study,  aided  by 
divine  grace,  can  enable  those  who 
read  that  blessed  book  so  to  read 
it  as  that  they  may  well  and  truly 
"  mark,  learn,  and  inwardly  digest 


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New  Project  of  Education  in  Ireland. 


it,"  and  be  worthy  of  ranking  with 
those  scribes  whom  our  blessed  Lord 
describes  as  being  instructed  in  the 
kingdom  of  God,  and  whom  he  likens 
"  to  the  householder,  who  brings 
forth  from  his  treasures  things  new 
and  things  old."  Will  any  one  say 
that  this  is  likely  to  be  the  case  with 
children,  for  whose  edification  a 
chapter  of  the  Bible,  chosen  at  the 
discretion  of  the  master,  is  read  in 
the  public  school-room  ?  No,  we  will 
be  told ;  but  there  is  still  much  by 
which  they  might  be  profited.  Grant- 
ed. But  for  that  much,  extracts  from 
the  Bible  would  be  sufficient.  If  the 
object  of  the  Society  be  merely 
moral  instruction,  that  object  would 
be  best  attained  by  the  compilation 
of  a  volume  upon  which  all  parties 
might  agree.  If  their  object  be  re- 
ligious instruction,  unless  they  are 
absurd  enough  to  contend  for  some- 
thing like  abstract  Christianity,  that 
is,  a  system  of  religion  without  any 
corresponding  system  of  doctrine,  it 
would  be  idle  to  expect  that  those 
who  conscientiously  differ  respect- 
ing matters  of  doctrine,  could  be 
brought  to  act  with  unity  in  a  pro- 
ject which  would  involve  either  an 
opposition  to,  or  a  compromise  of, 
their  principles. 

In  therefore  offering  our  most 
strenuous  opposition  to  the  new  pro- 
ject, we  would  riot  by  any  means 
have  it  understood  that  the  one 
which  it  is  intended  to  supersede 
has  had  our  unqualified  approbation. 
No  such  thing.  We  are  almost  as  much 
opposed  to  what  involves  an  abuse, 
as  to  what  stipulates  an  exclusion,  of 
the  Holy  Scriptures  ;  and  we  should 
be  but  little  satisfied  with  any  sys- 
tem of  national  instruction  which  did 
riot  provide,  for  all  those  for  whose 
education  the  state  might  be  fairly 
considered  responsible,  substantive 
instruction  in  the  Word  of  God. 

This  was  not  done  by  the  Kildare 
Place  Society,  and  Mr  Stanley  was 
therefore  right  in  condemning  it  for 
making  no  sufficient  provision  for 
the  religious  education  of  the  child- 
ren; but  we  scarcely  believed  our 
ears,  when  he  almost  immediately 
began  to  praise  it  as  most  liberal — as 
having  by  its  extreme  liberality  gone 
beyond  the  spirit  of  the  age,  to  a  de- 
gree that  provoked  the  indignation 
of  the  Orangemen,  and  the  bigots  of 
the  Protestant  communion !  T 


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should  be  most  inefficient  for  any 
good  purpose,  which  is,  in  the  modern 
acceptation  of  the  word,  deemed 
most  liberal,  would  not  have  sur- 
prised us ;  but  that  Mr  Stanley  should 
have,  in  any  instance,  recognised 
such  a  truth — that  he  should,  in  his 
place  in  Parliament,  condemn  a  sys- 
tem as  inefficient,  and,  in  the  same 
breath,  eulogize  it  as  most  liberal, 
argues  a  more  than  ordinary  degree 
either  of  simple  candour  or  sarcastic 
severity  in  that  right  honourable 
gentleman,  which  must  have  come 
equally  by  surprise  upon  both  his 
friends  and  his  enemies. 

The  truth  we  believe  to  be,  that 
neither  Orangemen  nor  Protestants, 
nor  bigots  of  any  denomination  of 
Protestants,  ever  objected  to  the  Kil- 
dare Place  Society.  Nor  were  any 
objections  ever  started  against  it  on 
the  part  of  Protestants,  but  those 
of  which  Mr  Stanley  himself  now 
fully  admits  the  validity.  He  may 
not  agree  with  them  in  the  remedy 
which  they  would  propose ;  but  he 
has  gone  quite  as  far  as  they  could 
wish  him  to  go  in  recognising  its  de- 
fects; and  farther,  much  farther,  than 
he  should  have  gone  in  his  endea- 
vours to  supply  them.  Whether  the 
new  system  which  he  patronises  has 
in  reality  supplied  them,  or  whether 
it  is  or  is  not  liable  to  other  and  more 
serious  imputations,  we  shall  here- 
after enquire.  It  is  sufficient  to  say, 
at  present,  that  an  accusation  by 
which  Mr  Stanley  is  himself  identi- 
fied with  Orangemen  and  bigots, 
must  either  involve  the  former  in 
disgrace,  or  protect  the  latter  from 
condemnation.  It  must,  to  that  right 
honourable  gentleman,  be  sufficient- 
ly humiliating  to  acknowledge  that, 
in  condemning  the  Kildare  Street 
institution,  he  was  only  copying  the 
example  of  bigots  whom  he  despised; 
and  it  may,  to  them,  be  consolatory 
to  learn,  that  their  opinions  upon 
that  subject  are  at  present  counte- 
nanced by  one  who  is  so  much  re- 
spected. This  may,  perhaps,  encou- 
rage them  to  object,  with  what  will 
no  doubt  be  considered  equal  "  bi- 
gotry" to  the  system  which  appears, 
for  the  present,  to  be  fashionable, 
and  which,  like  Minerva  from  the 
head  of  Jupiter,  has  suddenly  started, 
all  perfect,  from  the  ardent  brain  of 
the  youthful  Secretary  for  Ireland. 
But  of  these  things  it  may  be  truly 


Project  of  Education  in  Ireland. 

said,  "  by  their  fruits,"  and  by  their     completely  superseded. 

fruits  alone,  "  shall  ye  know  them." 

And  Mr  Stanley  may  live  to  see  the 

day  when  time  shall  have  given  proof 

of  the  value  of  his  present  policy, 

and  when  the  folly  of  "  bigots"  may 

again,  by  a  lucky  accident,  be  found 

coincident  with  the  judgment  of  the 

more  enlightened. 

In  order  duly  to  estimate  the  plan 
at  present  proposed,  it  will  be  neces- 
sary to  revert  briefly  to  that  of  the 
commissioners  of  1825,  and  to  the 
difficulties  which  rendered  it  un- 
availing. The  commissioners  found 
the  education  of  the  country,  such 
as  it  was,  in  the  hands  of  the  Pro- 
testants, and  conducted  upon  prin- 
ciples not,  as  they  conceived,  suffi- 
ciently conciliatory  towards  indivi- 
duals of  the  Romish  persuasion. 
Their  object  was,  therefore,  to  pro- 
pitiate the  prejudices  of  that  class 
of  persons,  by  such  an  accommoda- 
tion to  their  reelings  and  principles 
as  might  win  their  assent  to  a  sys- 
tem, under  which  children  of  all  de- 
nominations might  assemble  for  the 
purpose  of  receiving  a  united  literary 
and  religious  education.  In  order  to 
accomplish  this  itvvas  proposed,  that 
the  new  system  was  to  be  under  the 
superintendence  of  a  board  of  com- 
missioners, who  were  to  exercise  a 
control  over  the  public  funds  to  be 
allocated  for  its  support,  and  possess 
the  power  of  appointing  and  remo- 
ving the  masters  and  mistresses  of 
the  respective  schools.  It  was  also 
provided  that  each  school  in  which 
Protestant  and  Roman  Catholic 
children  assembled  together  for  edu- 
cation, should  be  provided  with  a 
Protestant  and  Roman  Catholic 
teacher,  who  were  to  be  authorized 
to  give  literary  instruction  indiffer- 
ently to  all  the  children, but  religious 
instruction  only  to  those  of  their  re- 
spective communions.  The  commis- 
sioners, however,  deemed  it  indis- 
pensable to  the  completion  of  their 
system,  that  a  book  of  common  re- 
ligious instruction  should  be  pro- 
vided, upon  which  both  Roman  Ca- 
tholics and  Protestants  might  agree  j 
and  it  was  the  difficulty  which  they 
experienced  in  the  adoption  of  such 
a  book  which  caused  their  design  to 
be  abandoned. 

The  reader  will  perceive  that,  in 
what  was  already  contemplated,  the 
functions  of  the  national  Church  were 


[Feb. 

The  esta- 
blished clergy ,*the  natural  guardians 
of  national  education,  possessing  a 
common -law  right  to  superintend 
any  system  having  for  its  object  to 
train  up  the  rising  generation  in  the 
way  they  should  go,  and  especially 
enjoined,  by  two  positive  enact- 
ments— the  one  the  28th  of  Henry 
VIII.,  the  other  the  7th  of  William 
III. — to  undertake  and  perform  that 
important  duty,  and  rendered  liable 
to  severe  penalties  if  they  should 
neglect  it,  are  set  aside,  and  their 
places  are  supplied  by  a  body  of 
commissioners,  over  whom  they  can 
have  no  control,  and  from  whom,  as 
far  as  they  find  it  possible  to  co-ope- 
rate with  them,  they  must  be  con- 
tent to  receive  instructions.  This 
could  not  fail  to  be  very  highly  grati- 
fying to  the  Roman  Catholic  bishops, 
who  saw  very  clearly  the  advantage 
that  was  gained.  In  fact,  liberality  to- 
wards a  sect  which  had  been  previ- 
ously regarded  with  a  jealous  cau- 
tion, was  now  carried  to  such  an  ex- 
treme, as  to  amount  to  intolerance 
towards  the  Establishment.  At  first 
the  Roman  Catholic  clergy  seemed 
satisfied  with  this  detrusion  of  the 
Church  of  Ireland  from  her  proper 
station,  and  expressed  their  readi- 
ness to  acquiesce  in  the  views  of 
the  commissioners  respecting  that 
book  of  common  religious  instruc- 
tion which  they  deemed  indispen- 
sable to  the  completion  of  their 
scheme;  Dr  Murray,  the  titular 
archbishop  of  Dublin,  declaring  that 
"  no  objection  would  be  made  to  an 
harmony  of  the  Gospels  being  used 
in  the  general  education  which  the 
children  should  receive  in  common, 
nor  to  a  volume  containing  extracts 
from  the  Psalms,  Proverbs,  and  Book 
ofEcclesiasticus,nortoavolume  con- 
taining the  history  of  the  Creation — • 
of  the  Deluge — of  the  Patriarchs — 
of  Joseph — and  of  the  deliverance 
of  the  Israelites,  extracted  from  the 
Old  Testament ;  and  that  he  was 
persuaded  no  difficulties  in  arran- 
ging the  details  of  such  works  would 
arise  on  the  part  of  the  Roman  Ca- 
tholic clergy." 

Difficulties,  however,  did  arise, 
whether  on  the  part  of  the  Roman 
Catholic  clergy  or  not,  the  reader 
shall  judge. 

The  commissioners  of  education 
having,  as  they  conceived,  the  sane- 


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New  Project  of  Education  in  Ireland. 


tion  of  the  Roman  Catholic  prelates 
for  the  introduction  of  a  book  of  re- 
ligious instruction,  which  should  em- 
body as  large  a  portion  of  scriptural 
truth  as  might  be  collected  into  one 
volume,  without  containing  any 
thing  wounding  to  the  feelings,  or 
offensive  to  the  prejudices,  of  any 
denomination  of  believers,  proceed- 
ed to  authorize  certain  individuals, 
in  whose  ability  and  discretion  they 
reposed  confidence,  to  make  such  a 
compilation.  While  this  work  was  in 
progress,  the  Roman  Catholic  pre- 
lates assembled  at  the  house  of  Dr 
Murray,  and  came  to  four  resolu- 
tions, which  may  be  considered  as 
investing  themselves  with  a  power 
of  supervision  and  control  over  the 
commissioners,  similar  to  that  which 
the  commissioners  had  already  as- 
serted over  the  Church  of  Ireland. 

The  Romish  prelates  required,  as 
the  condition  of  their  adhesion  to 
the  new  system,  the  unconditional 
submission  of  the  commissioners  to 
the  following  resolutions  : — 

That  in  each  school,  where  the 
majority  of  the  children  were  Ro- 
man Catholics,  the  master  should  be 
a  Roman  Catholic ; — where  the  mi- 
nority were  Roman  Catholics,  that 
there  should  be  a  permanent  Roman 
Catholic  assistant;  that  in  all  cases 
the  masters  or  assistants  so  appoint- 
ed should  have  the  express  approval 
of  the  Roman  Catholic  bishop  of  the 
diocess  in  which  they  are  employed; 
and  that  they  should  be  removed 
upon  his  representation. 

That  no  Roman  Catholic  master 
or  mistress  should  be  employed  in 
the  commissioners'  schools,  who 
were  educated  under  Protestants; 
and  that  no  book  or  tract  should  be 
introduced  for  common  instruction 
in  literature,  which  might  be  ob- 
jected to,  on  religious  grounds,  by 
the  Roman  Catholic  bishop. ; 

The  commissioners  having  pro- 
vided, that  the  funds  at  that  time  be- 
longing to  the  several  charitable  in- 
stitutions for  education,  should  gra- 
dually merge  in  the  common  fund 
to  be  at  their  disposal  in  the  prose- 
cution of  this  national  object,  this 
did  not  at  all  meet  the  views  of  the 
Roman  Catholic  bishops,  who  re- 
solved, "  That  a  transfer  of  the  pro- 
perty in  several  schools,  which  now 
exist,  or  may  hereafter  exist,  in  Ire- 
land, may  be  utterly  impracticable, 


293 

from  the  nature  of  the  tenure  by 
which  they  are  or  shall  hereafter  be 
held ;  and  from  the  number  of  per- 
sons having  a  legal  interest  in  them, 
as  well  as  from  a  variety  of  other 
causes,  and  that,  in  our  opinion,  any 
regulation  which  should  require  such 
transfer  to  be  made,  as  a  necessary 
condition  for  receiving  Parliament- 
ary support,  would  operate  to  the 
exclusion  of  many  useful  schools 
from  all  participation  in  the  public 
bounty."  And  they  conclude  by 
stating,  "  That,  appointed  as  we  have 
been  by  Divine  Providence,  to  watch 
over  and  preserve  the  deposit  of  Ca- 
tholic faith  in  Ireland,  and  respon- 
sible as  we  are  to  God  for  the  souls  of 
our  flocks,  we  will,  IN  OUR  RESPEC- 
TIVE DlOCESSES,  WITHHOLD  OUR  CON- 
CURRENCE AND  SUPPORT  FROM  ANY 
SYSTEM  OF  EDUCATION,  WHICH  WILL 
NOT  FULLY  ACCORD  WITH  THE  PRIN- 
CIPLES EXPRESSED  IN  THE  FOREGOING 
RESOLUTIONS." 

Now,  will  any  one  say,  that  by 
the  resolutions  just  recited,  the  Ro- 
man Catholic  prelates  did  not  erect 
themselves  into  a  court  of  high  com- 
mission, above  the  commissioners 
themselves?  They  were  willing  to 
continue  in  company  with  Mr  Frank- 
land  Lewis  and  his  associates  as  far, 
and  no  farther,  than  these  gentlemen 
were  willing  to  go  with  them : — and, 
however  they  may  condescend  to 
avail  themselves  of  the  Parliament- 
ary grant,  which  may  be  made  for 
the  purpose  of  carrying  the  views 
of  the  commissioners  into  effect, 
they  are  clearsighted  and  sagacious 
enough  to  foresee  the  insuperable 
difficulties  which  render  it  impos- 
sible that  any  funds,  which  are 
peculiarly  at  their  own  disposal, 
could  be  appropriated  to  the  same 
object. 

The  reader  must  therefore  be 
prepared  to  learn,  that  concert  or 
co-operation  between  two  such 
bodies  was  no  longer  practicable. 
Unless  the  commissioners  conceded 
every  thing,  while  the  Roman  Ca- 
tholic bishops  conceded  nothing, — 
that  is,  unless  the  commissioners 
consented  to  act  under  the  dictation 
of  the  Roman  Catholic  bishops,  and 
became  their  obedient  slaves,  in  esta- 
blishing a  system  which,  after  de- 
truding the  national  Church  from  its 
proper  station,  was  to  secure  the  as- 
cendency of  Popery  in  Ireland,  all 


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294 

their  enquiries,  and  all  their  labour, 
must  be  unavailing.  Their  panting 
liberality  toiled  in  vain  after  the  ar- 
rogant strides  of  Romish  pretension. 
The  more  they  yielded,  the  more  the 
other  required.  And,  assuredly,  it 
required  a  strong  delusion  to  blind 
them,  as  they  appear  to  have  been 
blinded,  to  those  ultimate  views 
which  their  Roman  Catholic  nego- 
tiators took  such  little  pains  to  con- 
ceal from  even  the  least  discerning 
observers. 

This  appeared  very  decidedly  in 
the  reception,  or  rather,  indeed,  the 
rejection,  which  they  gave  to  that 
.common  book  of  religious  instruc- 
tion, which  was  drawn  up  under  the 
superintendence  of  the  Archbishop 
of  Dublin,  at  the  instance  of  the  com- 
missioners, who  were  led  by  Dr 
Murray  to  believe,  that  if  it  contain- 
ed nothing  offensive  to  their  feel- 
ings, or  at  variance  with  their  doc- 
trines, it  would  not  be  objected  to  by 
the  Roman  Catholic  clergy.  It  was 
undertaken  with  the  understanding, 
and  compiled  with  a  most  scrupu- 
lous avoidance  of  every  thing  by 
Which  their  prejudices  could  be  re- 
volted. Nothing  could  exceed  either 
the  discretion  or  the  good  faith  with 
which  it  was  executed.  Had  it  been 
otherwise,  the  Roman  Catholic  bi- 
shops would,  assuredly,  have  been 
loud  and  vehement  in  their  recla- 
mations, and  not  have  confined  their 
objections  to  a  point  which  had  no- 
thing whatever  to  do  with  the  real 
question  at  issue,  and  could  only 
serve  to  intimate  the  arrogance  of 
their  own  pretensions. 

The  commissioners,  we  may  sup- 
pose, were  startled  at  the  extraordi- 
nary attitude  which  these  prelates 
took  in  the  resolutions  which  have 
l>een  already  recited.  To  admit  the 
claims  thus  put  forward,  would  be 
nothing  short  of  formally  abdicating 
their  functions ;  and,  if  they  acted  in 
defiance  of  them,  they  felt  that  the 
success  of  their  favourite  plan  would 
~be  endangered.  They  were  there- 
fore reduced  to  great  difficulty; — 
and  could  devise  no  better  mode  of 
extricating  themselves  from  their 
embarrassment,  than  by  attempting 
to  appear  masters,  when  they  were 
in  reality  servants,  and  trying  how 
far  the  mildness  and  moderation 
which  they  had  already  experienced 
'from  the  Established  Clergy,  might 


[Feb. 


be  still  farther  worked  upon,  so  as  to 
induce  an  acquiescence  in  the  pro- 
priety of  adopting  a  religious  school- 
book,  which  had  been  submitted 
to  the  commissioners  by  the  Roman 
Catholic  bishops,  to  the  prejudice  of 
that  which  had  been  prepared  by 
themselves.  The  objection  to  the 
Scriptural  Selections  which  had  been 
laid  before  the  commissioners  by  the 
Archbishop  of  Dublin  was,  "  that  they 
were  taken  from  the  Protestant  ver- 
sion;"— an  objection  which  had  no 
reference  to  the  subject-matter  of  the 
compilation,  to  which  alone  they 
should  have  confined  their  observa- 
tions. Had  any  such  objection  been 
made,  it  would  immediately  have 
been  obviated.  But  none  such  was 
or  could  be  urged;  and  nothing 
proves  the  keen  and  unremitting  vi- 
gilance with  which  they  prosecuted 
their  own  peculiar  projects,  more 
than  the  sinister  adroitness  with 
which  they  almost  succeeded  in 
drawing  the  commissioners  into  an 
acknowledgment  of  their  pretensions 
as  a  church,  even  at  the  very  mo- 
ment when  they  were  manifesting 
the  most  utter  disregard  for  the  edu- 
cation of  the  people. 

Their  work  was  taken  into  consi- 
deration, and  transmitted  to  his  Grace 
the  Primate,  together  with  a  letter 
from  Mr  Frankland  Lewis,  stating 
the  difficulty  which  the  Roman  Ca- 
tholic bishops  felt  in  admitting  as  a 
religious  school-book  the  compila- 
tion of  the  Archbishop  of  Dublin, 
and  desiring  to  know  whether  any  in- 
superable objection  existed  on  his 
part,  or  on  that  of  the  Established 
Clergy,  to  the  adoption  of  that  which 
was  now  proposed.  In  reply  to  this 
letter,  the  Primate  wrote  a  full  ex- 
planation of  his  views  upon  the  sub- 
ject. It  is,  in  our  apprehension,  one 
of  the  most  interesting  and  beauti- 
ful public  documents  that  ever  was 
composed.  We  shall  therefore 
make  from  it  copious  extracts,  and 
that  with  a  twofold  object;  the  one, 
to  hold  forth  to  just  admiration  the 
noble  individual,  who,  at  this  criti- 
cal period,  stood  almost  alone  against 
the  united  craft  and  subtlety  of  the 
Church  of  Rome,  and  the  popular- 
izing views  and  plausible  repre- 
sentations of  latitudinarian  commis- 
sioners ;  and  the  other,  for  the  pur- 
pose of  exhibiting  the  justest  and 
clearest  view  of  the  real  nature  of  the 


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New  Project  of  Education  in  Ireland. 


difficulty  which  was  started  by  the 
Romish  bishops,  and  its  probable 
object. 

Having  acknowledged  the  receipt 
of  the  letter,  his  Grace  observes — 

"  Before  I  enter  upon  the  subject 
to  which  you  have  now  called  my 
attention,  allow  me  to  place  before 
you  some  particulars  of  our  former 
correspondence.  In  your  letter  of 
the  13th  of  January,  you  were  so 
good  as  to  assure  me,  that  'the  com- 
missioners were  fully  aware  that  the 
books  recommended  in  their  report 
could  not  be  properly  arranged,  ex- 
cept with  the  approbation,  and  under 
the  superintendence,  of  the  authori- 
ties in  the  Established  Church.'  My 
answer  was  written,  in  the  expecta- 
tion that  the  commissioners  would 
continue  to  act  under  this  impres- 
sion. I  stated  the  opinion,  which, 
after  mature  deliberation,  I  was  in- 
duced to  form  of  their  general  design 
in  the  plan  they  had  proposed ;  while 
I  acknowledged  my  alarm  at  some 
particular  measures,  I  declared  my- 
self consoled  by  the  persuasion  that 
they  had  adopted  the  principle  of  the 
statutes  of  Henry  the  Eighth  and 
William  the  Third,  which  commit  na- 
tional education  to  the  Established 
clergy ;  and  without  passing  beyond 
the  question  upon  which  it  appeared 
to  be  their  intention  to  consult  me,  I 
endeavoured  throughout  to  express 
myself  in  language  which,  had  I  fall- 
en into  a  misconception  of  their 
views,  might  elicit  an  explanation. 
From  the  frankness  of  my  statement, 
and  the  silence  with  which  it  conti- 
nued to  be  received  for  more  than 
half  a  year,  I  became  every  day  more 
and  more  assured  that  my  hopes 
had  been  well  founded. 

"  Your  recent  communication, 
however,has  considerably  weakened 
this  assurance.  I  will  state  the  im- 
pression it  has  made  upon  me,  with 
the  same  freedom  which  I  used  in 
my  former  letter,  and  with  an  anxi- 
ous desire  to  be  undeceived,  if  I 
have  fallen  into  error. 

"The  commissioners  have  rejected 
the  volume  of  Scripture  Lessons 
which  had  been  prepared,  according 
to  their  own  desire, f  with  the  appro- 
bation, and  under  the  superintend- 
ence,' of  the  Archbishop  of  Dublin 
and  myself,  and  by  a  committee  ap- 
pointed at  a  very  full  meeting  of  the 
bishops.  This  step  is  not  accounted 


295 

for  in  your  letter  by  any  objections 
to  particular  words  or  passages  ;  and, 
indeed,  it  could  not  be  so  accounted 
for,  because,  had  the  difficulties  been 
of  that  nature,  it  could  not  escape 
your  discernment,  that  the  obvious 
course  would  be  to  point  them  out, 
with  a  view  to  their  removal  or  mo- 
dification. The  book  was  condemn- 
ed by  Dr  Murray,  as  you  mention, 
upon  this  general  ground,  that, 
*  being  taken  exclusively,  and  verba- 
tim, from  the  Protestant  version,  it 
is  open  to  the  objections  already 
stated  to  the  commissioners  by  the 
Catholic  archbishops.'  You  have 
not  informed  me  what  the  objections 
are,  but  it  appears  that  your  board 
acquiesces  in  them  as  conclusive.  In 
the  place  of  the  compilation  thus  re- 
jected, you  propose  a  book  to  me, 
which  you  say  the  commissioners 
have  reason  to  think  would  be  less 
likely  to  meet  with  objection  on  the 
part  of  the  Roman  Catholic  clergy. 
This  work  is  sent  printed  ;  and  I 
learn  from  Mr  Pauncefoote,  that  it  was 
some  delay  in  obtaining  it  from  the 
press,  which  occasioned  the  deten- 
tion of  your  letter  in  Dublin.  From 
all  these  circumstances,  I  am  obliged 
to  conclude,  that  the  relation  in  which 
the  commissioners  expressed  them- 
selves desirous  of  standing  with  the 
Established  Church,  has  been  seriously 
altered.  Instead  of  that  superintend- 
ing co-operation  in  the  arrangement 
of  a  system  of  national  instruction, 
which  your  former  letter  taught  me 
to  expect,  we  are  now  reduced  to  a 
simple  negative  upon  the  proceed- 
ings of  your  board.  Possibly,  in- 
deed, even  this  privilege  is  more 
than  I  am  strictly  warranted  in  infer- 
ring from  your  last  communication. 
"  The  immediate  purpose  of  your 
letter  is  to  learn,  '  whether  there  be 
any  serious  or  irremediable  objec- 
tion to  your  printed  volume  ?'  / 
cannot  refrain  from  avowing  my  deep 
concern,  that  this  question  has  not  been 
pressed  upon  the  Itoman  Catholic  hier- 
archy, with  respect  to  the  compila- 
tion prepared  under  the  directions  of 
the  Archbishop  of  Dublin  and  myself. 
Had  the  commissioners  delayed  their 
rejection  of  it  until  they  discovered 
the  particular  objections  to  which  it 
was  liable — weighed  their  import- 
ance, and,  if  serious,  ascertained  our 
inability  or  unwillingness  to  pro- 
vide a  remedy,  they  would  have 


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296 

done  no  more  than  was  consistent 
with  their  o\vn  declarations,  and  the 
reasonable  claims  of  the  Established 
Church.  At  present,  the  only  objec- 
tion that  appears  against  it  is,  that  it 
is  a  Protestant  version.  You  inform 
me,  that  the  *  commissioners  are 
strongly  impressed  with  the  convic- 
tion, that,  in  considering  the  execu- 
tion of  a  work  of  this  nature,  no 
opinions  of  theirs,  on  a  theological 
ground,  could  carry  with  them  any 
weight  whatever.'  I  am  quite  per- 
suaded of  the  correctness  of  this  con- 
viction; yet  I  trust  that  the  com- 
missioners will  find  no  difficulty  in 
comprehending  the  few  observations 
of  that  nature  which  it  will  be  my 
duty  to  lay  before  them.  There  are 
no  more  than  two  verses  in  our  com- 
pilation which  suggest  a  sense  differ- 
ent from  that  in  the  Douay,  (St  Mat. 
xxvi.28,  and  StLuke,  xi.  16;)  and  of 
these,  the  former  only  can  be  ima- 
gined to  have  a  controversial  mean- 
ing. Now,  although  the  substituted 
volume  does  not  contain  this  verse, 
it  contains  the  parallel  one  of  St 
Luke,  and  gives  the  disputed  words, 
according  to  the  authorized  version, 
thus  :-r- 

"  Rejected  words  of  St  Matthew — • 
*  This  is  my  blood  of  the  New  Tes- 
tament, which  is  shed  for  many.' 

"Adopted  clause  in  StLuke—*  This 
cup  is  the  New  Testament  in  my 
blood,  which  is  shed  for  you.' 

"  The  question  which  arises  between 
the  Churches  is,  whether  is  shed,  or 
shall  be  shed,  is  the  true  interpretation. 
It  must  be  obvious  to  your  board, 
from  this  statement,  that  the  ground 
of  opposition  to  our  volume  is,  that 
it  is  a  version  made  by  Protestants, 
and  implying  the  existence  of  a  Pro- 
testant  Church,  and  a  Protestant  Go- 
vernment. 

"  I  am  now  to  inform  the  commis- 
sioners what  objections  can  be  made, 
on  the  part  of  the  Established  Church, 
to  the  volume  which  they  have  sub- 
stituted. To  me,  it  appears  that  the 
point  at  issue  between  the  two  volumes, 
is  no  less  than  THAT  GREAT  QUESTION 

BETWEEN    THE     CHURCHES    OF    ROME 

AND  ENGLAND,  *  WHAT  is  THE  RULE 
OF  FAITH  ?'  The  Church  of  Rome 
gives  AUTHORITY,  the  Church  of 
England  gives  evidence,  as  the  basis 
of  Christianity.  The  latter  appears 
as  a  faithful  witness  of  the  sacred 
records,  and  of  the  interpretation 


[Feb. 


which  has  been  put  upon  them  by 
the  first  believers  ;  the  former,  as  an 
infallible  teacher,  drawing  her  doc- 
trines and  institutions  from  herself,  or 
from  a  secret  store  of  tradition,  which 
is  independent  of  the  Written  Word, 
and  the  key  of  which  has  been  com- 
mitted to  her  custody  by  the  Great 
Founder  of  our  religion.  In  our  sys- 
tem, the  Church  is  nothing  without 
the  Scripture;  in  that  of  Rome,  its 
powers  and  doctrines  might  have 
been  as  they  are,  had  the  New  Testa- 
ment never  been  written.  This  irre- 
concilable difference  between  the 
two  Churches,  appears  upon  the  first 
inspection  of  the  volume  now  before 
me.  The  work  which  we  prepared 
is  provided  with  references  to  the 
sacred  writers,  so  that  every  reader 
may  satisfy  himself  of  the  fidelity 
of  the  quotation ;  and,  if  he  be  com- 
petent to  make  such  enquiries,  of 
the  correctness  of  the  original  read- 
ing, and  accuracy  of  the  version. 
There  are  no  references  in  the  print- 
ed work.  The  Church  delivers  her 
*  Christian  lessons,'  as  they  are  sty- 
led, but  without  any  intimation  that 
they  are  derived  from  a  higher  au- 
thority. '  There  is  nothing  wherein  a 
child  or  a  peasant  could  conjecture  that 
there  was  such  a  worh  as  the  New  Tes- 
tament in  existence.  This  omission, 
you  will  perceive,  is  of  vital  import- 
ance. Should  Government,  or  the 
Legislature,  determine  on  insisting 
upon  the  circulation  of  the  work,  it 
will  be  our  duty  to  submit ;  but  we 
could  not  express  our  consent,  or  give 
our  active  support  to  the  measure, 
WITHOUT  WITHDRAWING  OUR  PROTEST 
AGAINST  THE  ASSUMPTIONS  OF  THE 
CHURCH  OF  ROME. 

"  This  is  all  that  I  feel  it  necessary 
to  say  upon  the  theological  aspect  of 
your  question ;  there  is  another  view 
of  it,  which  the  commissioners  are 
better  prepared  to  appreciate.  I 
have  already  expressed  an  opinion 
in  my  former  letter,  and  I  do  not 
think  it  too  much  to  repeat  it  now, 
that  the  state,  particularly  a  state  like 
ours,  in  which  so  much  depends  upon 
public  feeling,  has  an  immediate  in- 
terest in  the  moral  and  social  prin- 
ciples of  all  its  members;  that  this 
interest  gives  it  a  right,  or  rather  im- 
poses upon  it  an  obligation,  of  provi- 
ding a  system  of  national  instruction; 
and  that  the  trust  of  superintend- 
ing this  system,  is  most  consistent- 


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ly  reposed  in  an  Established  clergy. 
Circumstances  would  guide  me  in 
determining  the  degree  in  which  the 
clergy  should  be  ostensively  engaged 
in  this  superintendence  ;  but  no  cir- 
cumstances could  induce  me  to  sa- 
crifice the  rights  of  the  Church,  or 
the  future  prospects  of  the  nation, 
by  an  entire  surrender  of  it.  I  should 
therefore  feel  it  my  duty  to  object 
to  any  plan  of  national  education  in 
which  the  co-operation  of  the  clergy 
in  preparing  books,  visiting  schools, 
and  overseeing  teachers,  was  point- 
edly excluded.  I  have  seen  many 
reasons  to  believe  that  the  lloman  Ca- 
tholic hierarchy  have  similar  views  of 
the  rights  of  their  order,  and  that  they 
claim  to  themselves,  as  the  true 
Church,  what  I  consider  due  to  the 
Established  Church,  FROM  ITS  UNION 
WITH  THE  STATE.  One  of  these  rea- 
soiis  I  take  the  liberty  of  laying  be- 
fore you,  as  it  is  derived  from  a  do- 
cument connected  with  the  subject 
of  your  letter,  and  the  general  func- 
tions of  your  board." 

His  Grace  here  transcribes  "  the 
resolution's"  of  the  Roman  Catholic 
bishops,  which  have  been  already  re- 
cited, and  proceeds  to  observe  : — 

"  Various  misgivings  are  awaken- 
ed in  my  mind  by  these  resolutions ; 
the  sum  of  them  is,  that  the  source 
of  the  present  difficulty  lies  out  of 
the  power  of  the  commissioners. 
Give  me  leave  to  suggest  a  very  easy 
mode  of  submitting  the  justness  of 
this  opinion  to  experiment.  One  of 
the  objects  of  the  commissioners, 
and,  I  presume,  the  chief  one,  in  re- 
commending a  system  of  general  in- 
struction, was,  that  the  kindly  sym- 
pathies of  our  nature,  being  aided 
by  habits  of  youthful  companionship, 
as  well  as  the  benign  precepts  of  the 
Gospel,  might  mature,  as  life  advan- 
ced, into  the  charities  of  Christian 
neighbourhood.  It  is  obvious,  how- 
ever, that  the  success  of  this  endea- 
vour will  entirely  depend  on  the  care 
with  which  sinister  influences  are 
excluded  from  the  minds  of  the  child- 
ren during  the  seasons  set  apart  for 
their  separate  instruction  in  the  te- 
nets of  their  respective  religions. 

"  The  Roman  Catholic  catechism, 
which  will,  of  course,  be  used  on 
these  occasions  for  the  children  of 
that  communion,  contains  the  follow- 
ing questions  and  answers. 

'  Q.  Is  there  but  one  true  Church? 
A.  Although  there  be  many  sects, 


there  is  but  one  true  religion,  and 
one  true  Church. 

" '  Q.  Why  is  there  but  one  true 
Church  ?  A.  As  there  is  but  one  true 
God,  there  can  be  but  one  true 
Church. 

" '  Q.  How  do  you  call  the  true 
Church?  A.  The  Roman  Catholic 
Church. 

"  '  Q.  Are  all  obliged  to  be  of  that 
true  Church  ?  A.  Yes. 

"  '  Q.  Why  are  all  obliged  to  be  of 
that  true  Church?  A.  Because  no 
one  can  be  saved  out  of  it. 

"  '  Q.  How  many  ways  are  there 
of  sinning  against  faith  ?  A.  Chiefly 
three. 

"  *  Q.  What  are  these  three  ways  ? 
A.  First,  by  not  seeking  to  know 
what  God  has  taught ;  secondly,  by 
not  believing  what  he  has  taught,'  &c. 

"  '  Q.  Who  are  they  who  do  not 
believe  what  God  has  taught  ?  A.  The 
heretics  and  infidels.' 

"  The  commissioners  will  surely 
agree  with  me  in  thinking  that  it 
would  be  desirable  to  have  these 
passages  expunged;  that  as  long  as 
they  shall  continue  to  be  privately 
inculcated  upon  the  Roman  Catholic 
children  by  their  religious  instruct- 
ors, any  other  lesson  they  may  re- 
ceive will  teach  them  dissimulation^ 
rather  than  cordial  good  feeling.  The 
same  wise  and  benevolent  motives 
which  make  the  commissioners  de- 
sirous to  discover  a  religious  book 
which  might  be  common  to  all  par- 
ties, must  inspire  the  anxiety,  that 
what  is  peculiar  to  religion,  should 
be  conveyed  to  the  youthful  mind 
without  poisoning  or  drying  up  the 
fountain  of  those  sentiments  which, 
next  to  the  love  of  God,  it  is  the 
great  business  of  the  Gospel  to  feed 
and  purify, — *  peace  on  earth,  good- 
will towards  men.'  Let  them  then 
endeavour  to  remove  these  questions 
and  answers.  Should  they  succeed, 
the  appointment  of  their  board  will 
indeed  be  an  auspicious  era  in  the 
history  of  this  country.  But  if  they 
fail,  or  if  it  be  their  feeling  that  they 
should  not  try — that  these  matters 
are  beyond  their  sphere — that  they  re- 
late so  exclusively  to  religion,  as  not 
to  be  approached  without  invading 
the  rights  of  conscience,  I  can  no 
longer  elude  the  desponding  convic- 
tion that  their  wishes  will  be  disap- 
pointed, and  their  labours  ineffec- 
tual." 
We  offer  no  apology  for  this  length- 


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ened  quotation  from  the  composi- 
tion of  one  who  on  this  occasion  pro- 
ved the  bulwark,  as  on  every  occa- 
sion he  has  been  the  ornament,  of  the 
Church  of  Ireland.  The  reader,  we 
are  sure,  will  admire,  with  us,  the 
sagacity  with  which  the  views  of  the 
Romish  bishops  are  detected,  and 
the  admirable  temper  with  which  they 
are  exposed.  Whether  the  eyes  of 
the  commissioners  were  opened  by 
this  letter,  or  whether  they  felt  that 
now  to  accede  to  the  wishes  of  the 
Roman  Catholic  ecclesiastics  would 
be  to  appear  to  the  public  as  their 
willing  slaves,  it  is  not  for  us  to  say  ; 
but  they  did  see  the  propriety  of  not 
insisting  upon  the  adoption  of  the 
"  Christian  Lessons"  as  a  school- 
book;  and  as  it  would  be  fruitless 
to  look  for  any  departure  from  the 
principle  upon  which  it  was  compo- 
sed in  its  compilers,  or  any  acquies- 
cence in  the  views,  in  this  respect, 
of  the  Established  clergy,  their  pro- 
jected system  of  national  education 
was  abandoned. 

In  this  state  matters  have  remain- 
ed until  the  present  period, — the  in- 
stitutions which  it  was  the  object  of 
the  late  commissioners  to  supersede, 
still  continuing  to  furnish  the  coun- 
try with  the  means  of  moral  and  li- 
terary improvement.  The  Primate's 
letter  shewed  so  clearly  that  the  ob- 
jections of  the  Popish  bishops  could 
not  be  admitted,  or  their  proposal 
acceded  to,  without  compromising 
the  legal  and  constitutional  rights  of 
the  Established  Church,  and  bringing 
its  authority  into  contempt,  that  it 
would  be  vain  to  expect  a  submission 
to  the  first,  or  a  compliance  with  the 
second,  on  the  part  of  the  Establish- 
ed clergy  ;  and  although  it  formed 
no  part  of  the  object  of  the  commis- 
sioners to  repress  the  insolent  spirit 
of  Popish  domination  which  was  so 
offensively  exhibited,  yet  they  felt 
that  the  time  had  not  yet  come  when 
it  could  be  encouraged  to  manifest 
itself  in  all  its  extravagance.  The 
Catholic  Association  was,  indeed, 
agitating  the  country,  and  causing 
much  annoyance  to  a  Government 
which,  however  able,  was  unwilling 
to  put  it  down.  But  the  Catholic 
Bill  had  not  at  that  time  passed,  and 
the  Popish  prelates  were  not  pos- 
jsessed  of  that  substantial  power  in 
the  British  senate,  which  has  since 
proved  so  truly  formidable.  To  that, 
no  doubt,  they  then  looked  forward; 


[Feb. 


and,  while  the  commissioners  felt 
unfeigned  regret  at  the  frustration 
of  their  favourite  scheme,  they  re- 
joiced as  at  the  birth  of  hopes  of 
which  they  are  now,  it  would  ap- 
pear, about  to  experience  the  reali- 
zation. 

Had  the  commissioners  of  1825 
proceeded  to  act  upon  the  view 
which  they  entertained,  notwith- 
standing the  opposition  of  the  Ro- 
man Catholic  bishops,  we  believe 
that  the  latter  would  have  had  cause 
to  rue  their  temerity.  The  people 
of  Ireland  would  have  seen  clearly, 
that,  upon  all  points  concerning 
which  they  had  a  right  to  expect  to 
be  attended  to,  they  received  a  most 
respectful  attention ;  that,  while  pro- 
vision was  made  for  the  education 
of  the  lower  orders,  nothing  seemed 
less  to  be  meditated  than  any  inva- 
sion of  the  rights  of  conscience ;  that 
the  religious  school-book  which  was 
adopted,  did  not  contain  a  single  pas- 
sage which  could  possibly  offend  the 
feelings,  or  militate  against  the  prin- 
ciples, of  any  member  of  the  Church 
of  Rome  ;  and  this,  notwithstanding 
the  hostile  spirit  that  breathed  in 
their  catechisms  against  all  Protest- 
ant dissenters.  They  would  have 
perceived,  moreover,  that  if  the  most 
zealous  or  captious  of  their  priests 
could  point  out  any  thing  which,  by 
the  remotest  implication,  could  be 
construed  as  insulting  or  dangerous, 
there  was  every  disposition  on  the 
part  of  the  commissioners,  and  of 
the  Established  clergy,  to  give  the 
promptest  attention  to  their  suggest- 
ions. They  could  not  but  recognise 
in  all  this,  an  evidence  of  the  most 
hearty  desire  to  go  to  the  utmost 
verge  of  liberality,  in  affording  those 
facilities  for  education  which  the 
people  required;  and  it  would  be 
curious  to  see  how  far  they  would 
have  gone  in  foregoing  the  advan- 
tages of  such  a  system,  if  in  practi- 
cal operation,  because  of  a  merely 
speculative  objection,  implying  no- 
thing less  than  an  insolent  assertion 
of  the  peculiar  claims  of  the  Church 
of  Rome,  and  a  no  less  insolent  de- 
nial of  the  national  rights  and  privi- 
leges of  the  Church  of  England. 

We  are  persuaded  that  the  people 
of  Ireland,  in  proportion  as  they 
really  desired  education,  would  not 
have  sympathized  with  their  bishops 
on  this  occasion.  And  if  they  did, 
it  would  only  prove  that  no  sincere 


1832.] 


Xew  Project  of  Education  in  Ireland. 


disposition  existed  on  their  part  to 
profit  by  any  system  that  could  be 
devised.  In  such  a  case,  the  horse 
might  be  brought  to  the  water,  but 
he  could  not  be  made  to  drink.  As 
long  as  a  speculative  and  almost 
evanescent  distinction  in  theology, 
outweighed  their  practical  concern 
for  the  improvement  of  their  child- 
ren, the  labour  of  any  set  of  educa- 
tion commissioners  must  be  in  vain. 
And  it  is  because  we  have  abundant 
evidence  to  prove,  that  the  people 
did  really  desire  to  have  their  child- 
ren well  educated,  that  we  believe, 
that  if  the  commissioners  had  had 
the  wisdom  or  the  firmness  to  perse- 
vere in  their  original  plan,  they  would 
have  had  the  satisfaction  to  find  that 
the  denunciations  of  the  Popish 
bishops  would  have  been,  generally 
speaking,  disregarded. 

The  objection  of  the  Popish  bi- 
shops was,  that  the  work  from  which 
the  "  Scripture  Selections"  were  ta- 
ken, was  a  Protestant  translation  of 
the  Holy  Scriptures.  They  did  not 
object  to  the  correctness  of  the  trans- 
lation, nor  to  the  words  or  spirit  of 
the  extracts.  But  the  mere  fact  of 
its  being  a  Protestant  translation, 
was  sufficient  in  their  eyes  to  render 
it  unfit  to  be  admitted  into  the  pro- 
posed national  schools.  Now,  when 
it  is  considered,  that,  by  acquiescing 
in  it,  they  need  not,  necessarily,  have 
felt  themselves  called  upon  to  pro- 
nounce any  decision  respecting  its 
authenticity,  while  the  clergy  of  the 
established  religion,  by  acquiescing 
in  the  objection  which  denied  its 
authenticity,  would  be  abandoning 
all  claim  to  consideration  as  a  Na- 
tional Church,  it  may  readily  be  un- 
derstood how  far  their  conduct  was 
consistent  with  that  spirit  of  fairness 
and  cordial  good-will  with  which 
they  professed  to  co-operate  in  the 
great  work  of  promoting  a  system  of 
national  education.  The  people,  we 
are  persuaded,  would  have  felt  all 
-this.  They  would  have  felt  that 
there  was  nothing  in  the  proposed 
system,  by  which  they  would  be  call- 
ed upon  to  abjure  or  to  compromise 
any  of  the  principles  of  their  reli- 
gion ;  that,  against  any  interference 
from  the  teachers  of  a  different  creed, 
they  would  be  sufficiently  guarded; 
that  the  book  from  which  the  Scrip- 
ture Selections  were  taken,  was  one, 
the  correctness  of  which  was  admit- 
ted as  a  translation,  and  that  their 


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children  might  read  it  with  profit, 
without  being  called  upon  to  pro- 
nounce any  opinion  respecting  the 
authority  upon  which  it  was  made ; 
they  would  have  felt,  moreover,  that 
to  expect  Protestants  to  sink  their 
respect  for  that  authority,  merely  for 
the  purpose  of  gratifying  the  theolo- 
gical aversion  of  the  Roman  Catho- 
lic clergy,  would  be  both  indelicate 
and  unreasonable ;  that  it  would  be 
to  expect  a  degree  of  compromise 
on  the  part  of  others,  which  was  not 
expected  from  themselves,  and  to 
appear  captious,  if  not  bigoted,  in 
proportion  to  the  kindliness  and  li- 
berality which  was  exhibited  towards 
them.  All  this  the  people  would 
have  felt, — and  it  would  have  pro- 
duced its  natural  effect,  that  of  cau- 
sing them  to  avail  themselves  fully 
of  the  advantages  which  would  have 
been  within  their  reach,  without  be- 
ing over  scrupulous  respecting  the 
scandal  which  was  apprehended  by 
their  theological  guides  from  the  use 
of  a  school-book,  which  admitted, 
by  implication,  the  existence  of  the 
Church  of  England. 

But  it  is  abundantly  evident,  that, 
throughout  the  whole  of  the  negoti- 
ations upon  this  subject,  the  Roman 
Catholic  clergy  have  been  consider- 
ed rather  as  the  leaders  of  a  party 
than  the  teachers  of  a  sect,  and  that 
a  deference  has  been  shewn  to  them 
much  less  proportioned  to  their  civil 
claims  than  to  their  political  import- 
ance. They  were  considered  to  pos- 
sess the  power  either  of  exciting  or 
allaying  the  passions  of  a  turbulent 
and  uneducated  people  ;  and  it  was 
accordingly  thought  that  any  boon, 
by  which  they  could  be  propitiated, 
would  be  well  and  wisely  bestowed, 
if  it  purchased  the  tranquillity  of 
the  country.  There  were,  at  that 
time,  a  large  party,  who  had  a  parti- 
cular theory  respecting  the  necessary 
effect  of  concessions  to  the  Catholic 
body,  which  considered  it  impossi- 
ble for  them  to  see  the  conduct  of 
their  clergy  in  its  true  light, — and 
this  body  accordingly  commanded  a 
degree  of  consideration,  and  possess- 
ed a  species  of  power,  which  ena- 
bled them  to  appear  as  high  con- 
tracting parties  in  the  presence  of 
commissioners  appointed  by  the 
Crown,  and  caused  them  to  regard 
the  projected  system  of  education 
important  only  as  it  furnished  occa- 
sion for  a  compact  between  them 


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and  the  British  Government,  to  which 
they  would  only  accede,  upon  condi- 
tion of  obtaining  for  the  creed  which 
they  professed  important  religious 
and  political  advantages. 

If  they  were  then  powerful  as  agi- 
tators, they  are  now  powerful  as  po- 
liticians. If  they  were  then  power- 
ful in  exciting  discontent  without, 
they  are  now  powerful  from  the  in- 
fluence which  they  undeniably  exer- 
cise within,  the  walls  of  Parliament. 
Truly  may  it  now  be  said,  "  Illiacos 
intra  muros  peccatur  et  extra."  The 
concession  of  the  Catholic  claims, 
which  it  was  said  would  extinguish, 
has  only  increased,  the  spirit  of  dis- 
content; and  the  whole  power  of  the 
Popish  Church  militant  seems  now  to 
be  embodied  in  battle  array,  for  the 
purpose  of  breaking  the  connexion 
between  Church  and  State,  and  obli- 
terating every  vestige  by  which  it 
might  be  discerned  that  we  once  had 
a  Protestant  constitution. 

Ireland  is  the  ground  upon  which 
this  battle  will  be  fought;  but  its 
consequences  will  not  be  confined 
to  that  country.  The  principle  which 
it  is  sought  to  establish  there,  will 
eventually  be  applied  to  the  empire 
at  large.  Mr  O'Connell,  who  is  un- 
important except  as  the  organ  of  the 
Popish  clergy,  at  present  contents 
himself  with  contending  for  the  per- 
fect equality  of  every  mode  of  faith, 
and  the  unreasonableness  of  making 
the  members  of  one  religion  contri- 
bute to  the  maintenance  of  the  pas- 
tors of  another.  It  will  be  time 
enough,  when  he  has  succeeded  in 
this  object,  to  disclose  those  ulterior 
views  in  which  the  Romish  clergy 
are  more  especially  interested  ;  and 
of  his  future  success,  he  must  regard 
it  as  a  flattering  earnest,  that,  during 
the  present  session,  his  power  has 
been  acknowledged,  and  his  suggest- 
ions have  been  attended  to,  by  the 
Secretary  for  Ireland. 

Nothing  more  clearly  proves  the 
weight  or  this  individual  in  the  pre- 
sent House  of  Commons,  than  the 
new  project  of  education  which  has, 
at  length,  been  disclosed.  It  differs 
from  former  projects,  inasmuch  as  it 
is  not  liable  to  the  reproach  of  satis- 
fying nobody;  for  it  would, indeed,be 
surprising  if  the  Popish  clergy  were 
not  marvellously  well  pleased.  The 
Government  have  deliberately  turn- 
ed their  backs  upon  the  Church,  and 
invited  its  most  wily  and  inveterate 


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adversaries  to  join  with  them  in 
Burking  the  Bible !  The  project,  of 
course,  cannot  work.  No  Protestant 
minister  will  be  found  so  basely  re- 
creant from  his  principles,  or  so 
slavishly  submissive  to  the  dictates 
of  unprincipled  authority,  as  to  join 
with  Roman  Catholics  in  soliciting 
aid  for  a  system  of  education  from 
which  the  Bible  is  pointedly  to  be 
excluded.  And  Parliament  will  not, 
cannot,  shall  not  grant  a  sum  of  mo- 
ney, to  be  appropriated  to  the  pecu- 
liar purposes  of  the  professors  of  a 
creed  which  was,  until  lately,  brand- 
ed by  the  Legislature  as  damnable 
and  idolatrous,  and  which  no  consist- 
ent Protestant  can  acknowledge  to 
be  agreeable  to  the  Word  of  God. 

But  the  commission  has  issued, 
and  the  commissioners  are  appoint- 
ed. And  such  commissioners !  Alas  ! 
how  forcibly  have  they  reminded  us 
of  the  words  which  fell  from  the 
lips  of  the  late  lamented  Mr  North, 
upon  the  night  of  the  debate  on  the 
withdrawal  of  the  Kildare  Place  grant ; 
and  a  very  few  days  before  his  death, 
he  said,  that  "  he  no  longer  looked 
forward  with  the  hopefulness  which 
once  attended  his  anticipations  re- 
specting the  religious  or  the  political 
wellbeing  of  Ireland ;  but,  neverthe- 
less, he  earnestly  conjured  Mr  Stan- 
ley to  appoint  none  upon  his  intend- 
ed commission,  but  men  who  had 
evinced,  by  the  devotedness  of  their 
lives,  that  they  felt  more  than  a  pass- 
ing interest  in  the  moral  and  reli- 
gious wellbeing  of  their  fellow-crea- 
tures. Be  assured,"  said  the  learned 
gentleman,  "that  if  you  act  otherwise, 
your  commission  will  fall  to  the 
ground."  But  nothing  like  consist- 
ency in  evil.  The  advice  was  dis- 
regarded. As  our  governors  have 
begun,  so  they  have  ended.  The 
gentlemen  who  have  been  chosen  to 
execute  the  important  trust  of  pro- 
viding for  the  education  of  a  Christ- 
ian people,  are  carefully  selected 
from  different  denominations  of  be- 
lievers, in  such  a  Avay  as  to  check- 
mate each  other  at  every  step  of  their 
progress,  and  render  their  efforts  to 
compile  a  work  which  should  con- 
tain the  rudiments  of  Christian  know- 
ledge, as  fruitless  as  the  labour  which 
was  bestowed  upon  Penelope's  web ; 
so  that  if  the  reader  can  calculate  in 
what  time  Sancho  Panza  could  con- 
trive to  eat  a  hearty  dinner,  with 
Poctor  Don  Pedro  Periwig  Snatch- 


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away  by  his  side,  he  may  be  enabled 
to  form  some  idea  of  the  time  that 
it  would  take,  under  the  present 
commissioners,  to  communicate  to 
the  Irish  the  elements  of  religious 
education. 

The  commission  consists  of  equal 
proportions  of  Socinianism,  Popery, 
and  the  religion  of  the  Church  of 
England.  Now,  upon  what  one 
question  respecting  revealed  reli- 
gion is  it  possible  that  its  members 
can  agree  V  Will  the  Socinian  consent 
that  the  children  should  be  taught 
any  thing  relating  to  the  divinity  of 
Christ?  Will  the  Church  of  England- 
man  consent  to  ground  their  reli- 
gious knowledge  upon  the  doctrine 
of  his  mere  humanity  ?  And  will  the 
Papist  tolerate  any  allusion  to  the  er- 
rors of  the  Church  of  Rome  ?  These 
are  things  which  cannot  be  expected. 
The  courtesies  of  society  forbid  that 
thegentlemencomposingthe  commis- 
sion should  obtrude  upon  each  other 
their  peculiarities  as  believers.  And 
while  they  thus  hesitate  to  advance 
the  pretensions  of  their  respective 
creeds,  what  is  to  become  of  the 
poor  children  ?  Are  they  to  remain 
suspended,  like  Mahomet's  coffin, 
between  the  opposing  attractions  of 
error  and  orthodoxy  ?  or,  is  their 
moral  nature  to  depend,  for  its  pre- 
servation, upon  the  neutral  salt  en- 
gendered by  the  acids  and  the  alka- 
lies of  conflicting  opinions, — the  on- 
ly species  of  salt  which  is  known 
never  "  to  preserve  its  savour,"  and 
which  is,  in  fact,  "  good  for  nothing, 
but  to  be  cast  out  and  trodden  under 
the  feet  of  men  ?" 

The  commissioners,  in  fact,  seem 
to  have  been  chosen  in  the  same 
spirit,  and  with  the  same  view,  which 
actuated  Pharaoh  in  the  choice  of 
his  midvvives,  by  whom  the  children 
of  the  Israelites  were  to  be  put  to 
death.  They  proved  better  than 
their  employer,  who,  as  the  first  sug- 
gester  of  the  Burking  system,  has 
-obtained  so  infamous  an  immortality. 
Our  rulers  have  improved  upon  the 
hint.  He  would  only  have  applied 
it  to  the  bodies ;  they  have  applied 
it  to  the  souls  of  men.  And  our  hope 
is  that,  in  this  case  also,  the  instru- 
ments will  prove  better  than  those 
by  whom  they  have  been  appointed, 
and,  either  feeling  it  impious,  or 
finding  it  impracticable,  to  keep  the 
children,  for  whose  spiritual  welfare 
they  are  called  upon  to  pro  vide,  from 
the  well  of  life,  abandon,  the  fruitless 


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labour  "  of  hewing  out  for  them  bro- 
ken cisterns  that  hold  no  water." 

We  will  be  told,  perhaps,  that  the 
public  school-room  is  to  be  exclu- 
sively appropriated  to  literary  in- 
struction ;  and  that  the  children  may 
be  instructed  in  their  respective 
creeds  by  their  pastors  or  parents,  at 
periods  and  in  places  set  apart  for 
that  purpose.  All  this  may  be  very 
true ;  but  what,  then,  becomes  of  the 
acknowledged  necessity  for  making 
religion  the  basis  of  their  united  pub- 
lic instruction  ?  To  this  the  former 
commission,  out  of  which  the  pre- 
sent has  arisen,  was  distinctly  pled- 
ged. It  was,  in  fact,  as  has  been  al- 
ready shewn,  the  difficulty  which 
they  found  in  agreeing  upon  a 
school-book  which  might  be  satisfac- 
tory to  all  parties,  that  rendered  their 
labours  unavailing.  If,  therefore,  the 
united  public  instruction  of  the  child- 
ren be  carried  on  without  any  re- 
ference to  the  inculcation  of  Christ- 
ian principles,  not  only  is  what  ought 
to  be  deemed  the  first  object  of  na- 
tional education  overlooked,  but  the 
fundamental  principle  oftlie  late  com- 
missioners has  been  practically  aban- 
doned. 

"  To  this  complexion  things  have 
come  at  last."  Our  liberal  Govern- 
ment has  proceeded  to  that  extreme 
of  liberality,  which  renders  it  neces- 
sary that  Christianity  should  be  in  a 
manner  proscribed  !  And  our  little 
children,  when  associated  publicly  for 
purposes  of  instruction,  are  forbid- 
den to  name  the  name  of  Christ,  lest 
they  should  offend  the  ears  of  those 
who  would  rob  him  of  his  glory  ! 

Now,  what  can  all  this  mean  ?  Or, 
has  it  any  meaning  ?  Does  it  portend 
any  good  to  the  Established  Church  ? 
Nay,  does  it  not  directly  tend  to  its 
subversion  ? 

We  are  solemnly  admonished,  by 
the  events  that  are  passing  before  us, 
that  nothing  less  is  meditated  by  the 
present  Administration.  The  syste- 
matic deference  with  which  every 
suggestion  of  Mr  O' Council  is  re- 
ceived, and  the  great  influence  which 
he  is  now  acknowledged  to  possess 
in  the  House  of  Commons,  render  it 
impossible  for  us  to  come  to  any 
other  conclusion.  He  is  the  mere 
creature  of  the  priests — they  have 
breathed  into  him  the  breath  of  his 
political  life.  They  will  continue  to 
gratify  his  enormous  vanity,  and  to 
amuse  him  with  the  rattle  of  popular 
applause,  just  so  long,  and  no  longer 


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than  he  subserves  their  interests.  All 
his  efforts  will  therefore  be  directed 
to  their  substantial  aggrandizement; 
and  nothing  will  be  left  undone  by 
him,  by  which  it  may  be  effectually 
promoted.  The  degree  in  which  he 
has  already  succeeded  must  have  sa- 
tisfied his  most  sanguine  expecta- 
tions. 

Nor  can  we  come  to  any  other 
conclusion,  when,  to  the  favour 
which  is  shewn  the  Roman  Catho- 
lic, we  couple  the  discountenance 
which  is  experienced  by  the  Esta- 
blished clergy — established,  alas!  no 
longer  but  in  name.  It  is  announced 
to  them  that  the  grant  which  has  hi- 
therto been  made  for  the  support  of 
an  institution  peculiarly  under  their 
patronage,  is  about  to  be  withdrawn. 
This  institution,  entitled,  "  The  Asso- 
ciation for  discountenancing. vice,  and 
promoting  the  knowledge  and  prac- 
tice of  the  Christian  religion,"  has 
now  been  in  operation  for  nearly 
forty  years,  and  its  labours,  which 
were  silent  and  unostentatious,  have 
been  most  wisely  and  beneficially  di- 
rected. It  was  distinguished  from 
all  other  societies  by  this  peculiarity, 
that  it  was  under  the  exclusive  di- 
rection of  the  Established  clergy,  that 
its  masters  were  all  appointed  by 
them,  and  that  the  religion  of  the 
state  was  publicly  taught  the  child- 
ren of  the  Established  Church,  who 
were  educated  in  its  schools.  It  is 
interesting  and  instructive  to  note 
one  other  peculiarity,  namely,  that 
its  schools,  notwithstanding  their 
apparently  obnoxious  regulation, 
were  frequented  by  almost  equal 
numbers  of  Protestants  and  Roman 
Catholics,  and  that  no  charge  was 
ever  brought  againstit,  from  its  foun- 
dation to  the  present  hour,  of  any  at- 
tempt at  proselytism  on  the  part  of  its 
conductors.  In  every  instance  where 
compromise  was  resorted  to  for  the 
purpose  of  conciliating  the  Roman 
Catholics,  the  charge  of  proselytism 
has  been  loud  and  frequent.  In  this 
instance,  where  no  compromise  was 
made ;  where  the  Established  clergy 
insisted  upon  their  rights,  and  per- 
formed their  bounden  duty  honestly 
and  publicly,  by  instructing  the  child- 
ren of  their  own  communion  in  the 
catechism  of  the  Established  Church, 
the  Roman  Catholic  children  conti- 
nued, and  do  to  this  hour  continue,  to 
attend  the  schools  in  equal  numbers 
with  the  Protestants,  and  without  the 


slightest  suspicion  that  by  so  doing, 
they  run  any  risk  of  being  pervert- 
ed from  their  faith.  The  schools  are 
of  a  better  description  than  those 
which  they  should  otherwise  fre- 
quent j  the  literary  instruction  which 
they  receive  at  them  is  more  valua- 
ble ; — and  the  positive  advantages 
thus  derived  have  been  found  abund- 
antly sufficient  to  overcome  a  preju- 
dice arising  from  a  suspicion  which, 
however  plausible,  long  experience 
has  proved  to  be  groundless.  But 
this  society  is  now  to  be  discarded  ; 
a  Protestant  Government  (as  it  is 
called)  outstripping  even  the  preju- 
dices of  the  Roman  Catholics,  and  re- 
fusing any  longer  to  continue  to  sup- 
port it,  because  it  is  strictly  in  con- 
nexion with  the  Church  of  England! 

We  were  in  the  House  when  the 
Kildare  Street  grant  was  debated, 
and  were- not  a  little  gratified  to  hear 
Mr  Frankland  Lewis  bear  the  am- 
plest testimony  to  the  utility  of  "  the 
association,"  and  to  the  respectable 
character  of  its  schools.  He  indeed 
only  echoed  the  commendation  be- 
stowed upon  it  in  the  report  of  the 
education  commissioners;  all  of  them, 
more  or  less,  imbued  with  prejudices 
against  the  Established  Church.  He 
turned  round,  and  appealed  to  Mr 
O'Connell,  who  was  sitting  behind 
him,  for  confirmation  of  the  fact,  that 
in  the  very  tempest  and  whirlwind 
of  agitation,  no  charge  of  proselytism 
was  ever  brought  forward  against  it. 
And  he  then  besought  Mr  Stanley  to 
continue  the  grant  (it  was,  he  said,  a 
small  one)  by  which  it  was  upheld. 
But  in  vain.  Its  doom  was  sealed. 
To  support  it  any  longer  would  af- 
ford some  countenance  to  the  explo- 
ded notion  of  a  connexion  between 
Church  and  State,  and  as  it  is  not  at 
present  expedient  openly  to  avow  the 
only  connexion  of  that  nature  which  is 
hereafter  to  subsist,  his  Majesty's  Go- 
vernment are  at  least  determined  not 
to  recognise  what  are  now  consider- 
ed as  hostile  pretensions. 

Another  of  the  signs  of  the  times 
by  which  we  collect  the  intentions 
of  Government  towards  the  present 
Established  Church,  is  the  intima- 
tion which  has  been  given  respect- 
ing Church  property.  Lord  Althorp 
has  announced  it  to  be  the  intention 
of  Government  to  take  the  estates  of 
the  bishops  into  their  own  hands, 
and,  after  paying  them  a  certain  sum, 
which  may  be  deemed  sufficient,  ap- 


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propriating  the  remainder  to  other 
purposes,  which  are  not  as  yet  dis- 
closed. We  may  take  another  oppor- 
tunity of  expressing  ourselves  more 
at  large  concerning  this  monstrous 
usurpation.  At  present,  we  shall  only 
gay,  that  it  is  generally  understood  a 
fund  is  to  be  formed  by  this  means 
for  the  support  of  the  Roman  Catholic 
clergy,  who  will  thus  have  re-appro- 
priated to  their  use,  and  for  their 
benefit,  a  large  proportion  of  those 
very  revenues  which  were  forfeited, 
because  they  professed  a  creed  in 
hostility  to  the  religion  of  the  State, 
and  which  was  frequently  proved  to 
be  the  secret  fomenter,  and,  when  it 
dared,  the  open  encourager,  of  per- 
fidy, treachery,  and  treason ! 

The  last  and  the  most  painful  of 
the  symptoms  which  intimate  the 
speedy  downfall  of  the  Church  Es- 
tablishment in  Ireland,  is  the  manner 
in  which  the  clergy  are  left  without 
redress  against  a  systematic  opposi- 
tion to  the  payment  of  tithes,  the 
most  formidable  that  has  ever  been 
set  on  foot  by  wicked  and  designing 
incendiaries.  If  they  apply  for  pay- 
ment, they  are  refused.  If  they  pro- 
ceed to  enforce  their  legal  claims  by 
legal  means,  they  are  resisted.  If 
they  employ  force  against  force, 
and  death  ensues  (as  in  the  case  of 
Newtown-Barry),  they  are  called 
cruel  murderers,  and  the  country 
rings  from  one  end  to  the  other  with 
wild  and  ferocious  denunciations 
against  them,  and  the  priests  take 
up  the  war-cry,  which,  with  the  most 
dutiful  and  unscrupulous  vehemence, 
is  echoed  by  their  retainers  in  Par- 
liament, and  enquiry  is  ordered, 
and  investigations  take  place,  which, 
however  they  may  terminate,  must 
be  favourable  to  the  cause  of  politi- 
cal and  polemical  agitation.  The 
loyal  men  who  vindicated  the  laws 
are  tried  for  their  lives  ;  and  if  a  jury 
should  be  found  (which,  thank  God, 
has  been  as  yet  the  case)  fearless 
-  and  honest 'enough  to  acquit  them, 
their  narrow  escape  from  the  halter 
affords  but  little  encouragement  a- 
gain  to  expose  themselves  to  similar 
danger. 

The  consequence  of  all  this,  its  na- 
tural, and,  we  believe,  intended  con- 
sequence, is  now  apparent.  A  large 
body  of  the  Irish  clergy  have  already 
petitioned  Parliament  to  take  the 
tithes  into  their  own  hands,  and  pro- 


SOS 

vide  some  fund  from  which  the  clergy 
may  receive  a  stipend  from  the  State, 
in  lieu  of  their  present  property.  The 
thing  will  accordingly,  we  have  no 
doubt,  be  done,  if  the  present  Mini- 
sters should  continue  in  power. — 
They  will  be  graciously  pleased  to 
accept  the  surrender  of  the  posses- 
sions of  the  Church  of  Ireland.  How 
long  they  will  continue  to  pay  the 
stipulated  stipend,  we  will  not  un- 
dertake to  say;  that  must  depend 
upon  their  being  able  to  satisfy  the 
Roman  Catholics  that  it  is  sufficiently 
moderate  and  humble,  and  has  been 
regulated  by  the  same  principle  that 
has  now  been  adopted  respecting 
the  national  schools,  namely,  the  pro- 
portion between  their  flocks  and 
those  of  the  Roman  Catholic  clergy. 
From  the  very  moment  they  become 
stipendiaries  of  the  State,  the  head  of 
the  Church  will  be  in  the  mouth  of 
the  lion ;  and  when  her  salaries  are 
regulated  by  the  standard  above  al- 
luded to,  they  can  cause,  even  to  the 
most  zealous  of  sects,  but  little  jea- 
lousy, and  may,  at  any  time,  be  easily 
extinguished.  There  will  be  no  more 
difficulty  in  getting  rid  of  them  than 
is  found  in  smothering  a  hive  of 
bees. 

The  precise  advantages  or  disad- 
vantages which  the  Church  of  Ire- 
land may  enjoy  or  suffer,  when  dis- 
connected from  the  State,  it  is  not 
our  purpose  at  present  to  enumerate. 
We  have  not  space  to  enlarge  in  a 
suitable  manner  upon  effects  which 
may  be,  not  remotely,  connected  with 
the  separation  of  Great  Britain  and 
Ireland.  But  as  the  State  will  soon, 
in  all  probability,  have  an  opportu- 
nity of  entering  into  a  new  ecclesi- 
astical alliance,  and  taking,  for  better 
for  worse,  a  partner  by  whom  its  in- 
terests must  be  seriously  affected, 
whether  for  good  or  for  evil,  upon 
the  principle  which  should  regulate 
its  choice,  we  will  venture  to  offer  a 
few  brief  observations. 

And  here  we  will  not  occupy  the 
time  of  the  reader  in  discussing  the 
merits  of  Paley's  theory,  that  the  re- 
ligion of  the  State  should  be  that  of 
the  majority  of  the  people,  because, 
we  apprehend,  it  is  now  pretty  well 
exploded — indeed,  it  is  more  than 
exploded ;  it  has  become  a  favourite 
with  those  only  who  are  averse  to 
any  connexion  whatever  between 
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According  to  his  theory,  the  ab- 
stract merit  of  the  religion  is  a  mat- 
ter of  no  account  whatever.  Whe- 
ther it  be  true,  or  whether  it  be  false, 
if  it  be  the  religion  of  the  majority, 
it  must  be  adopted.  This  is  suffi- 
ciently monstrous.  But  even  this  is 
not  all.  The  connexion  thus  formed 
cannot  be  permanent,  unless  the  ma- 
jority continue  permanently  of  the  re- 
ligion that  has  been  so  elected.  If 
this  should  not  be  the  case,  another 
election  must  take  place ;  and  thus 
the  system,  if  system  it  might  be 
called,  would  be  built  upon  shifting 
sands.  \Ve  will  therefore  take  it  for 
granted,  that  it  is  unnecessary  at  pre- 
sent to  say  a  word  more  respecting 
the  theory  of  Archdeacon  Paley. 

The  sounder  theory  undoubtedly 
is,  that  truth  or  falsehood,  as  they  are 
predicable  of  any  particular  creed, 
have  something  to  do  with  the  settle- 
ment of  such  a  question.  That  no 
State  should  adopt  a  religion  which 
it  believes  to  be  at  variance  with  the 
revelation  of  Almighty  God ;  that  no 
views  of  State  expediency  should 
tempt  it  to  oppose  itself  to  the  plain 
dictates  of  Holy  Scripture. 

The  religion  of  the  State,  there- 
fore, should  be  that  which,  upon  the 
authority  of  the  State,  is  believed  to 
be  true.  But  that  which  is  true,  must 
also  be  reasonable ;  and  that  which 
is  reasonable,  must  be  able  to  stand 
the  test  of  fair  enquiry.  The  State 
religion,  therefore,  should  never  be 
supported  by  putting  a  complete  ex- 
tinguisher upon  that  discussion  of  its 
claims,  and  examination  of  its  me- 
rits, by  which  alone  its  fitness  to  oc- 
cupy the  position  which  it  assumes 
could  be  sufficiently  attested.  It 
should,  indeed,  be  protected  against 
insolent  or  malevolent  attacks.  Its 
character  should  be  shielded  by  the 
same  defence  which  is  thrown  around 
individuals  occupying  public  sta- 
tions, whose  conduct  is  liable  to  be 
discussed  with  candour,  but  whose 
characters  may  not  be  defamed  with 
impunity.  But  farther  protection 
ought  to  be  unnecessary,  and,  if  re- 
quired, would  argue  the  unsound- 
ness  of  its  pretensions. 

Such  being  some  of  the  character- 
istics of  a  Church,  such  as  would  be 
deserving  of  establishment  in  an  en- 
lightened country,  it  may  be  truly  af- 
firmed of  it,  that  it  would  be  respect- 
ed in  proportion,  as  it  was  under- 


stood, and  valued  in  proportion  as  it 
was  well  and  wisely  administered. 
But,  as  the  end  of  its  establishment 
should  be  the  moral  and  religious  im- 
provement of  the  people,  the  making 
men  better  than  it  found  them,  it  is 
not,  in  the  first  instance,  to  be  too 
confidently  expected  that  its  pecu- 
liar excellence  should  be  clearly  per- 
ceived, or  its  peculiar  claim  duly  ap- 
preciated, by  a  gross  numerical  ma- 
jority of  the  people.  It  should  be 
sufficient  if  the  wisdom  of  the  com- 
munity, as  distinguished  from  its 
passion,  its  prejudice,  or  its  folly,  re- 
cognised its  superior  fitness  for  the 
important  purpose  which  it  was  in- 
tended to  answer,  namely,  that  of 
preserving  and  transmitting  the  pre- 
cious deposit  of  Christian  truth,  in 
a  form  that  may  ensure  its  perpe- 
tuity from  generation  to  generation, 
and  connected  with  a  system  of  litur- 
gical piety ,  which  may  be  best  cal- 
culated for  rendering  it  available  and 
efficacious  for  the  spiritual  wants  and 
necessities  of  all  sorts  and  conditions 
of  men. 

Dissent,  no  doubt,  must  exist;  and 
it  would  be  easy  to  shew  that  ad- 
vantages may  arise  from  its  existence. 
But  the  peculiar  advantage  of  esta- 
blishing such  a  form  of  worship  as 
we  have  described,  in  preference  to 
any  other,  is  this,  that  if  duly  admi- 
nister edy  (unless  that  be  the  case,  its 
establishment  can  be  but  of  little 
use,)  it  must  naturally  and  neces- 
sarily "  increase,"  while  every  other 
rival  creed,  whichis  more  the  creature 
of  passion  and  prejudice,  must  as  na- 
turally and  as  necessarily,  in  propor- 
tion as  reason  is  cultivated,  and  reli- 
gious truth  understood,  "  decrease." 
While  all  other  sects  which  rise  up 
in  opposition  to  it,  will  be  like  the 
meteors,  which  for  a  season  blaze 
brightly,  but  gradually  melt  away ;  it 
will  be  "Tike  the  shining  light  that 
shineth  more  and  more  unto  the  per- 
fect day."  "  Opinionum  commenta 
delet  dies,  natura  judicia  confirmat." 

To  establish  any  sect  which  did 
not  possess  the  claims  or  the  charac- 
teristics which  we  have  described, 
would  be  to  establish  that  which 
must,  sooner  or  later,  be  abandoned 
or  subverted;  it  would  be  to  esta- 
blish that  which  would  not  bear  en- 
quiry, and  must  be  disrelished  in 
proportion  as  it  was  understood. 
And,  if  it  did  continue  to  subsist  after 


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New  Project  of  Education  in  Ireland. 


J305 


the  prejudices  which  led  to  its  esta- 
blishment were  dissipated,  it  would 
subsist  only  to  perpetuate  the  errors 
of  its  founders,  and  resemble  in  some 
measure  those  gauntly,  rifted,  ten- 
antless  edifices,  which  have  been 
built  upon  some  whimsically  ungain- 
ly site,  or  incorrigibly  bad  founda- 
tion, and  are  known  in  various  parts 
of  the  country  as  the  "follies"  of 
different  gentlemen. 

The  Church  which  we  have  en- 
deavoured to  describe  will  be  tole- 
rant ;  because  that  which  is  best  cal- 
culated to  administer  to  men's  moral 
wants,  must  of  necessity  make  a 
due  allowance  for  their  infirmities. 
It  will,  indeed,  do  what  in  it  lies  to 
correct,  to  amend,  to  remove  those 
infirmities;  but  its  instruments  will 
be  persuasion,  not  coercion ;  the  ex- 
hibition of  truth,  rather  than  the  re- 
pression of  error.  Its  claims  to  autho- 
rity will  be  enforced,  not  by  penal- 
ties, but  by  precept  and  example. 
It  can  afford  to  repose  upon  its  own 
intrinsic  excellence;  and,  "by  a  pa- 
tient perseverance  in  well-doing," 
must  eventually  "  put  to  shame  the 
ignorance  of  foolish  men." 

The  general  character  of  its  ge- 
nuine worshippers  will  be  spirituali- 
ty without  extravagance.  They  will 
avoid  superstition,  while  they  retain 
a  due  respect  for  ancient  observan- 
ces,— and  fanaticism,  while  they  en- 
deavour to  attain  religious  eleva- 
tion. They  will  feel  themselves  in 
possession  of  a  form  of  Christian 
faith,  by  which  every  part  of  their 
nature  is  addressed  and  engaged; 
which,  while  it  profitably  exercises 
the  imagination,  and  conciliates  the 
taste,  satisfies  the  judgment,  and  en- 
gages the  affections.  They  will  feel 
that  by  cherishing  it,  and  fully  avail- 
ing themselves  of  those  spiritual  pri- 
vileges which  they  enjoy  under  it, 
they  will  be  best  fulfilling  the  high 
and  holy  purposes  for  which  they 
came  into  the  world.  Truly  may  it 
be  said,  "  happy  are  the  people  who 
are  in  such  a  case — happy  arc  the 
people  who"  thus  "  have  the  Lord  for 
their  God."  While  all  other  seekers 
after  religious  truth  are  "  tossed 
about  by  every  whiff  and  wind  of 
doctrine;"  or  are  under  the  influ- 
ence of  unscriptural  guides,  who 
"  darken  counsel  by  words  without 
knowledge,"  they,  and  they  alone, 
may  be  truly  said  to  have  found  "  a 

VOL.  XXXI.  NO.  CXCI. 


peaceable  habitation,  and  a  quiet 
resting-place." 

We  have  deemed  it  not  unimport- 
ant to  offer  these  few  observations 
at  the  present  moment,  when,  as 
far  as  Ireland  is  concerned,  the  state 
of  Great  Britain  appears  likely  to 
have  an  opportunity  afforded  of  ma- 
king choice  of  a  new  spiritual  hand- 
maid. WTe  shall  only  say,  if  it  can 
find  such  a  one  as  we  have  described, 
it  will  be  fortunate;  we  need  not  add, 

that  IF  IT  HAVE  SUCH  A  ONE  ALREADY, 
IT  SHOULD  NOT  BE  LIGHTLY  INDUCED 
TO  CAST  HER  AWAY. 

We  speak  with  a  solemnity  which 
the  occasion  fully  justifies;  and  un- 
der an  impression  which  has  been 
produced  by  events,  and  by  disclo- 
sures, which  are  far  too  serious  to  be 
suffered  to 

"  O'ercome  us  like  a  summer  cloud, 
Without  our  special  wonder." 

The  Ministers  have  declared  their 
intention  of  laying  their  hands  upon 
Church  property.  The  Irish  Secre- 
tary has  intimated  his  approval  of 
the  policy  of  bringing  the  Romish 
clergy  into  connexion  with  the  State. 
A  system  of  national  education  is 
to  be  adopted,  which  detrudes  the 
Established  Church  from  her  pro- 
per station.  It  has  not  been  thought 
too  much  to  conciliate  its  adver- 
saries, by  neglecting  its  interests, 
and  abridging  its  privileges.  Its 
revenues  are  withheld;  its  clergy 
are  persecuted;  they  are  this  mo- 
ment, to  all  intents  and  purposes,  in 
a  state  of  proscription  and  outlawry 
in  many  parts  of  the  south  and  west 
of  Ireland.  How  long  must  this 
continue  ?  We  say,  deliberately,  that 
either  the  laws  must  be  enforced  and 
vindicated,  or  the  Irish  Church  must 
be  abandoned.  When  things  come 
to  the  worst,  the  proverb  says  they 
must  mend.  And  the  Irish  clergy 
have  at  least  this  melancholy  conso- 
lation, that  it  is  scarcely  possible  to 
imagine  a  more  deplorable  state  of 
neglect  or  abandonment  under  the 
immediate  and  recognised  ascend- 
ency of  Popery,  than  that  to  which 
they  have  been  condemned  by  the 
timid,  unprincipled,  and  temporizing 
policy  of  nominal  adherents  to  their 
holy  religion,  who  would  fain  appear 
with  their  lips  to  serve  the  Lord, 
while  in  their  hearts  they  are  far 
from  him. 

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The  Executioner.     Chap  I. 


[Feb. 


THE  EXECUTIONER. 


CHAPTER  I. 


YES,  I — I  am  an  executioner — a 
common  hangman! — These  fingers, 
that  look,  as  I  hold  them  before  mine 
eyes,  as  a  part  and  parcel  of  humani- 
ty, have  fitted  the  noose  and  strained 
the  cord  to  drive  forth  the  soul  from 
its  human  mansion,  and  to  kill  the 
life  that  was  within  it !  Oh,  horror  of 
horrors,  I  have  stood  on  the  public 
scaffold,  amid  the  execrations  of 
thousands,  more  hated  than  the  cri- 
minal that  was  to  die  by  me — more 
odious  than  the  offender  that  tottered 
thither  in  expiation,  with  life  half  fled 
already — and  I  have  heard  a  host  of 
human  voices  join  in  summoning 
Heaven's  malediction  on  me  and  my 
disgusting  office.  Well,  well  I  de- 
served it;  and  as  I  listened  to  the 
piercing  cry,  my  conscience  whisper- 
ed in  still  more  penetrating  accents, 
"  Thou  guilty  Ambrose,  did  they  but 
know  all  thy  meed  of  wickedness, 
they  would  be  silent— silent  in  mere 
despair  of  inventing  curses  deep 
enough  to  answer  to  the  depth  of  thy 
offence." 

What  is  it  that  prompts  me  to  tell 
the  history  of  my  transgressions  ? 
Why  sit  I  in  my  solitude,  thinking 
and  thinking  till  thought  is  madness, 
and  trembling  as  I  gaze  on  the  white 
and  unsoiled  paper  that  is  destined 
shortly  to  be  so  foully  blotted  with 
the  annals  of  my  crime  and  my  mi- 
sery ?  Alas,  I  know  not  why !  I  have 
no  power  to  tell  the  impulse  that 
compels  me — I  can  only  pronounce 
that  the  impulse  has  existence,  and 
that  it  seems  to  me  as  if  the  sheet  on 
which  I  write  served  me  instead  of 
a  companion,  and  I  could  conjure 
from  its  fancied  society  a  sort  of 
sympathy  in  the  entireness  of  my 
wretchedness. 

As  some  men  are  born  to  greatness, 
so  are  some  to  misery.  My  evil  ge- 
nius, high  heaven  and  the  truth  can 
witness,  clutched  me  in  my  cradle, 
and  never  have  I  been  free  from  the 
grasp  that  urged  me  onwards  and 
onwards,  as  though  the  great  sea  of 
destruction  was  being  lashed  into 
tenfold  speed  and  might  for  the  sole 
purpose  of  overwhelming  me. 

Yes,  if  earliest  memory  may  justify 
the  phrase,  from  my  very  cradle  was 


I  foredoomed  to  sin  and  sorrow.  The 
first  recollection  that  I  have  of  those 
worldly  incidents  that  marked  my 
daily  course,  takes  me  back  to  a 
gloomy,  marshy,  half -sterile  spot, 
deep  seated  in  the  fens  of  Lincoln- 
shire. May  I  say  that  I  lived  there  ? 
Was  it  life  to  see  the  same  dull  round 
of  nothings  encompassing  me  day 
after  day — to  have  none  to  speak  to, 
or  to  hear  speak,  save  an  old  and  wi- 
thered crone,  who  to  my  young  com- 
prehension appeared  to  be  fastened 
down,  as  it  were,  to  the  huge  chim- 
ney-corner, and  who  seemed  to  exist 
(paradox-like)  more  by  sleeping, 
than  by  the  employment  of  any  other 
function  of  the  animal  frame '?  The 
only  variation  of  this  monotonous 
circle  of  my  days  was  the  monthly 
arrival  of  my  father,  who  used  to 
come  across  the  quaggy  moor  in  a 
sort  of  farmer's  cart,  and  on  whose 
periodical  visits  we  entirely  depend- 
ed for  our  provisions  for  the  ensuing 
month.  The  parent  at  all  times  ex- 
ercises mighty  influence  over  the 
mind  of  his  offspring ;  but  were  I  to 
attempt  to  describe  that  which  my 
father  possessed  over  me,  it  would 
seem  as  if  I  were  penning  some  ro- 
mantic tale  to  make  old  women  bless 
their  stars  and  crouch  nearer  to  the 
blazing  Christmas  log,  rather  than 
simply  narrating;  the  prime  source  of 
all  those  curseful  events  that  have 
made  me  the  wretch  I  am.  Nor  need 
I  here  describe  his  power;  for  each 
page  that  I  have  to  write  will  more 
and  more  develope  the  entireness  of 
his  baneful  influence  over  my  mind, 
and  shew  how  he  employed  it  to  my 
irretrievable  undoing. 

Monthly  he  came; — and  as  I  grew 
from  boyhood  into  the  full  youth- 
tide  of  my  blood  and  vigour,  it  seem- 
ed to  me  as  if  I  only  condescended 
to  live  for  the  recurrence  of  these 
visits.  The  question  in  my  mind 
was,  not  what  day  of  the  week,  or 
what  date  of  the  month  it  was  ;  but 
how  many  days  had  elapsed  since 
my  father's  last  visit — how  many 
were  to  elapse  before  I  should  see 
him  again.  And  then,  after  these 
periodical  heart-aching  reckonings, 
he  would  come-— come  but  to  go 


1832.] 

again,  after  a  short  tantalizing  one- 
day  stay.  Once— once  I  ventured  to 
press  him  to  take  me  with  him  :  my 
eagerness  made  me  eloquent.  I 
bowed  to  my  very  knees  in  suppli- 
cation for  the  indulgence.  But  in 
vain — in  vain  ;  and  it  was  then,  per- 
haps, that  I  first  fully  ascertained  the 
power  that  he  had  over  my  heart — 
ay,  over  my  soul — my  very  soul  of 
souls.  Angry  at  my  continued  en- 
treaties, he  lost  his  temper,  raged 
till  his  teeth  gnashed  in  the  fierce- 
ness of  his  ire,  and  bade  me  again 
ask  to  accompany  him  at  the  peril  of 
his  curse.  To  me,  at  that  time,  his 
passion  was  little  less  than  so  many 
dagger-thrusts  in  my  bosom,  and  I 
shrank  in  exquisite  anguish  from  the 
contest,  tremblingly  convinced  that 
never  again  might  I  dare  to  urge  the 
cherished  desire  of  my  imagination. 
When  I  remembered  the  height  of 
his  indignation,  it  almost  seemed  as 
if  there  must  have  been  something 
heinous,  in  an  unheard-of  degree,  in 
my  request :  my  father,  to  my  mind, 
was  the  wisest,  the  best,  and  the 
most  judicious  of  mankind ;  how 
could  it  be  otherwise,  when  he  was 
the  only  one  with  whom  I  had  ever 
held  communication,  save  the  crone 
who  appeared  to  have  slept  away 
her  brains,  if  she  ever  had  any?  and 
that  wisdom,  that  goodness,  that  ju- 
diciousness, I  had  offended!  Where, 
then,  was  the  wonder  that  I  myself 
cried  shame  upon  the  offence  ? 

In  this  state  of  things  I  attained 
about  my  twenty-third  year,  as  near- 
ly as  I  can  guess ;  and  then,  at  last, 
a  change  arrived.  Great  heaven, 
what  a  change  f  Fool  that  I  was,  not 
to  content  myself  with  being  at  least 
as  well  off  as  the  beast  of  the  field, 
or  the  steed  that  is  stalled  and  cared 
for,  as  far  as  nature  and  his  appetite 
make  demands  upon  him.  But  ig- 
norant, restless,  and  morbid  in  my 
sensations,  I  must  needs  have  change. 
It  came ;  and  I  changed  too — into  a 
wretch — an  outcast— a  thing  hated, 
despised,  and  hooted  at ! 

It  began  with  an  ill  omen!  I 
might  have  foreseen  that  some  deed 
of  horrid  circumstance  was  at  hand. 

The  old  woman  was  seated,  as 
usual,  in  the  chimney-corner.  She 
had  been  sitting  there  from  six  in 
the  morning  till  nine  at  night,  with- 
out uttering  a  syllable— without  tas- 
ting food,  as  far  as  I  knew,  though 


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307 


during  some  hours  in  the  day  she 
had  been  left  to  herself,  while  I  was 
wandering  my  solitary  round  through 
the  plashy  fens.  At  length,  our  hour 
of  nightly  rest  arrived,  and  I  sum- 
moned her  from  her  stationary  pos- 
ture. But  she  answered  not— she 
moved  not :  I  approached,  and  gen- 
tly shook  her :  I  took  hold  of  her 
withered,  wrinkled  hand — it  was 
cold  and  clammy: — I  raised  her 
head — it  was  expressionless — her 
eye  was  inanimate.  She  was  dead ! 

It  took  some  minutes  for  me  to 
persuade  myself  that  death  had  in- 
deed been  at  work.  I  had  thought 
of  death — dreamed  of  death — pic- 
tured death ;  but  now,  for  the  first 
time,  he  presented  himself  to  my 
outward  observation,  and  I  shrank 
with  morbid  instinct  from  the  task  of 
contemplation.  Always  a  creature 
of  passion — always  a  creature  of  way- 
wardness and  prejudice — without 
education,  without  instruction,  with- 
out guidance,  I  had  no  philosophy 
to  lead  me  but  my  own  ignorance — 
no  rule  of  conduct  save  the  ignesfa- 
tui  of  my  own  imagination.  I  doubt 
whether  at  any  time,  or  with  any 
training,  I  could  have  taken  my  first 
lesson  in  mortality  without  an  invo- 
luntary shuddering ;  but  circumstan- 
ced as  I  then  was,  I  almost  instinct- 
ively tottered  into  a  far-off  corner 
of  the  room,  and  there,  for  a  while, 
as  I  held  my  hands  before  my  eyes, 
to  shut  out  all  visible  presence  of 
the  corpse,  I  seemed  as  if  I  was  gra- 
dually assuming  its  motionless  ri- 
gour, and  sharing  in  its  cessation  of 
existence. 

It  was  a  fearful  night;  and  so  the 
days  and  nights  that  followed.  From 
the  time  of  the  old  woman's  decease, 
to  the  period  of  my  father's  next 
visit,  was  a  fortnight.  Flight  from 
this  scene  of  death  was  one  of  the 
first  thoughts  that  presented  itself  to 
my  mind — but  whither  ?  I  had  no 
one  clew  to  guide  me  in  my  search 
for  my  parent ;  and  to  me,  every 
thing  beyond  the  cottage  in  the  fens 
and  its  neighbourhood  was  a  blank. 
As  I  debated  this  within  myself,  I 
tried  to  resolve  to  stay — I  determi- 
ned to  confine  myself  to  anotherroom 
of  the  narrow  dwelling — I  called 
upon  my  energy  to  assist  me  in  for- 
getting how  nearly  I  was  hand  in 
hand  with  death.  But  the  task  was 
too  much  for  me — my  whole  mental 


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[Feb. 


faculty  succumbed  under  the  attempt 
— and  my  brain  felt  as  if  it  was  under 
the  utter  dominion  of  the  Prince  of 
terrors;  each  hour  added  fresh  vi- 
sions of  dismay  to  those  which  already 
appalled  me ;  and  when,  after  the 
lapse  of  three  or  four  days,  the  odour 
of  the  decaying  corpse  spread  itself 
through  every  portion  of  the  cottage, 
the  thoughts  that  seized  upon  my 
excited  imagination  became  unbear- 
able, and,  without  plan  or  project,  I 
almost  unwittingly  rushed  from  the 
abode  of  my  childhood,  to  face  the 
perils  of  all  that  lay  before  me,  un- 
knowing and  unknown. 

My  first  steps  were  those  of  real 
flight,  prompted  by  a  desire  of  free- 
ing myself  from  a  sort  of  incubus 
that  seemed  to  be  urging  me  on  to 
madness,  as  long  as  I  remained  with- 
in its  influence.  This  feeling  lent 
speed  to  my  pace  for  nearly  half  the 
day,  and  then,  when  I  began  to  con- 
sider the  rate  at  which  I  had  walked 
— or  rather,  when  I  was  able  to  be- 
gin to  consider  any  of  the  circum- 
stances that  attended  my  change,  I 
gradually  obtained  the  power  of  per- 
ceiving that  I  was  by  degrees  relea- 
sing myself  from  the  painful  impulse 
that  had  hitherto  been  pressing  me 
forward.  But  in  proportion  as  I  es- 
caped from  these  sensations,  others 
of  a  scarcely  less  dreary  complexion 
took  possession  of  my  mind.  Where 
Was  I  v— What  was  I  about  ?— Whither 
was  I  going? — And  how  was  I  to 
find  my  father,  of  whom  I  did  not 
even  so  much  as  know  his  name  ? — 
With  these  and  similar  thoughts  dis- 
turbing my  imagination,  I  found  the 
night  fast  gathering  around  me,  while 
I  was  still  vainly  extending  my  gaze 
in  every  direction  for  the  abode  of 
man,  or  any  practicable  refuge  for 
the  destitute  wanderer.  Vainly,  in- 
deed, did  I  run  my  aching  eyes  along 
the  farthest  margin  of  the  horizon. 
Nothing  but  a  low  marshy  land,  with 
here  and  there  a  stunted  water-loving 
tree,  was  to  be  seen;  and  when  I 
turned  my  glance  upwards,  the 
clouds  that  met  my  sight  appeared 
as  sullen  and  as  gloomy  as  the  pros- 
pect which  a  moment  before  the 
earth  had  presented.  But  even  this 
was  comfortable  in  the  comparison 
to  that  which  followed ;  for  presently 
a  chilly  soaking  rain  commenced 
falling ;  the  day  completely  closed ; 
and  I  scarcely  took  a  step  without 


finding  myself  plunged  knee-deep  in 
^some  marish  reservoir,  or  unexpect- 
ed quagmire.  Surrounded  with  evils, 
the  best  that  I  could  do  was  to  choose 
the  least ;  and,  feeling  that  it  was 
hopeless  to  pursue  my  path  when 
all  was  utter  doubt  and  darkness,  I 
resolved  to  take  shelter  in  one  of  the 
stunted  trees  which  I  found  scattered 
over  the  fens,  and  there  to  remain 
till  the  morning  should  begin  to 
dawn.  My  project  succeeded  as  far 
as  mere  rest  was  concerned,  and 
with  cramps  and  rheums  for  my  bed- 
fellows, I  found  that  I  might  hope  to 
pass  through  the  tedious  flight.  But 
though  I  thus  escaped  any  farther 
trials  of  the  treacherous  footing  that 
awaited  me  beneath,  the  thin  and 
scanty  foliage  of  my  tree  of  refuge 
afforded  no  shelter  from  the  pitiless 
storm,  in  which  the  wind  and  the 
rain  seemed  to  be  playing  an  alter- 
nate game,  the  one  undertaking  to 
dry  me  as  fast  as  the  other  drenched 
me  to  the  skin. 

This,  then,  was  my  first  introduc- 
tion to  the  world.  This  was  the 
"  Go  on,  and  prosper,", that  attended 
me  on  my  first  venturing  forth  from 
the  dwelling  that  had  hitherto  shel- 
tered me.  As  I  sat  stilted,  as  it  were, 
in  my  dark  arbour  of  slippery  branch- 
es,  amid  which  I  felt  as  if  couched  in 
a  morass,  I  could  not  help  recalling 
to  my  mind  the  ominous  words  with 
which  my  father  had,  two  years  be- 
fore, prophesied  that  I  should  most 
surely  repent  any  endeavour  to  make 
the  world  and  myself  more  intimate- 
ly acquainted.  Already  did  I  repent ! 
yea,  even  though  the  act  of  my  quit- 
ting the  cottage  in  this  instance  had 
been  scarcely  more  than  what  I  con- 
sidered to  be  a  sort  of  self-preserva- 
tion. 

At  length  morning  came.  It  still 
rained — a  heavy,  penetrating,  chill- 
ing torrent.  The  wind  still  roared, 
as  though  the  northern  blast  was 
hallooing  to  its  brother  of  the  east 
to  come  and  make  dreary  holyday 
for  the  nonce  j  a  hunger,  fierce 
and  gnawing,  had  taken  possession 
of  me,  as  if  that  too  was  in  cruel 
collusion  with  the  elements  to  crush 
me.  But  still,  in  spite  of  rain,  wind, 
and  hunger,  there  was  light — and 
with  light  came  hope — with  hope,  a 
sort  of  artificial  buoyancy  and  vigour, 
which  enabled  me  to  descend  from 
my  scrambling  melancholy  coucbj 


1832.] 

and  once  again  to  stretch  forward  in 
search  of  some  track  of  human  ex- 
istence. 

Whither,  or  in  what  direction  I 
wandered,  I  never  was  able  to  satisfy 
myself,  though  I  have  since,  more 
than  once,  pored  over  the  map  of 
Lincolnshire,  with  a  desire  of  tracing 
my  first  journey  from  the  solitary 
cottage  in  the  fens,  to  the  habitation 
of  man,  and  of  civilized  society.  All 
that  I  know  is,  that  after  nearly  ex- 
hausting the  whole  of  this  second 
day  in  fruitless  rambling,  I  at  length, 
even  at  the  moment  when  I  thought 
I.  must  finally  give  up  the  effort,  and 
sink  in  obedience  to  declining  nature, 
had  my  heart  gladdened  with  the 
sound  of  the  barking  of  a  dog,  and 
by  following  this  aural  track,  I  was 
fortunate  enough  to  reach  the  small 
village  of  Fairclough  a  little  before 
nightfall. 

How  my  bosom  glowed  as  I  attain- 
ed this  spot  of  human  sojourn  !  I 
was  like  the  arctic  traveller,  who, 
after  wild  beasts  for  his  companions, 
and  snow  for  his  pillow,  at  last  ar- 
rives at  one  of  those  godsend  hunt- 
ing huts,  that  to  his  longing  eyes 
start  up  in  the  wilderness,  more  bril- 
liant than  the  most  gorgeous  palace 
of  the  East  to  the  perverted  gaze  of 
a  luxurious  emir.  Now,  thought  I, 
is  the  hour  at  length  arrived  for  me 
to  be  introduced  to  my  kindred  men 
— now  is  the  world  of  humanity  be- 
fore— now  will  every  one  that  I  meet 
be  a  brother  or  a  sister; — and  my 
heart,  too  long  pent-up,  and  compel- 
led to  be  a  self-devourer,  will  find 
an  opportunity  for  that  expansion 
for  which  it  has  so  long  been  yearn- 
ing. 

As  I  thus  communed  with  myself, 
I  approached  a  cottage.  The  door 
stood  invitingly  open.  "  Hail,  hap- 
py omen  of  the  heart  that  reigns 
within,"  cried  I;  and,  with  an  honest 
reverence  for  my  own  picture  of  hu- 
man nature,  I  entered.  The  only 
•persons  that  I  perceived  inside  were 
a  woman  and  a  child,  sickly  and  pu- 
ling, whom  the  former  was  endea- 
vouring to  coax  from  its  shrill  cry- 
ing, by  the  offer  of  a  slice  of  bread 
and  butter. 

It  was  not  till  I  had  fairly  crossed 
the  threshold,  and  found  that  I  was 
noticed  by  the  female,  that.  I  remem- 
bered that  my  errand  was  a  begging 


The  Executioner.     Chap.  1.  30g 

one ;  and  the  sudden  recurrence  of 
the  thought  threw  some  little  em- 
barrassment into  my  manner.  How- 
ever, I  had  no  time  for  consideration ; 
for  the  woman,  without  waiting  for 
my  address,  briefly  demanded — 
"  What's  your  want  ?" 

"  For  the  sake  of  pity,"  replied  I, 
somewhat  chilled  by  her  words,  and 
still  more  by  the  callous  manner  in 
which  she  used  them — "  for  the  sake 
of  pity,  afford  me  some  food — this  is 
the  second  day  that  these  lips  have 
gone  without  a  morsel." 

"Food,  quotha!"  reiterated  the  wo- 
man— "  hark  ye,  youngster,  did  you 
never  hear  of  rent  and  taxes,  and 
poor-rates  to  boot?  It  is  not  over 
much  food  that  we  get  for  ourselves 
— none  that  we  have  to  give  away. 
You  had  better  try  the  overseer." 

"The  overseer!"  returned  I,  some- 
what puzzled  as  to  whom  he  might 
be — "  alas,  I  have  no  strength  left  to 
carry  me  farther  !  A  crust  of  bread 
and  half  an  hour's  rest  is  all  I  ask." 
And,  as  I  uttered  these  words,  I  sank 
exhausted  into  a  chair  that  stood 
near. 

"  Poor  fellow  !"  cried  the  occupant 
of  the  cottage,  probably  moved  by 
the  too  apparent  condition  to  which 
I  was  reduced : — "  Well,  God  knows, 
bread  is  dear  enough,  and  money  is 
scarce  enough,  and  supper  is  seldom 
enough ;  but  if  a  crust  will  satisfy 
you,  it  shall  not  be  wanting.  But, 
harkye,  you  can't  stay  here  to  eat 
it;  my  husband  will  be  here  anon, 
and » 

Scarcely  had  she  uttered  the 
words — hardly  was  the  proffered 
crust  within  my  grasp,  when  he,  of 
whom  she  spoke,  made  his  appear- 
ance, with  evident  symptoms  about 
him  that  he  had  not  visited  the  vil- 
lage alehouse  in  vain. 

"  How  now,  Suky,"  cried  he,  as 
he  observed  my  presence — "  what 
does  this  chap  do  here  ?" 

"  Poor  wretch,"  replied  his  wife, 
"  it  seems  as  if  it  were  nearly  over 
with  him,  what  with  fatigue  and  what 
with  hunger,  so  he  asked  leave  to 
sit  down  a  bit,  and  rest  his  poor 
bones." 

"  And  why  the  devil  did  you  let 
him  ?"  surlily  demanded  the  man : 
— "  I'll  have  no  bone-resting  here. 
Am  I  the  lord  of  the  manor,  or 
squire  of  the  village,  that  I  can  af- 


810 


The  Executioner.    Chap  I. 


[Feb. 


ford  to  take  in  every  pauper  that 
finds  his  way  here  ? — and  who  gave 
him  that  bread?" 

The  wife  seemed  to  shrink  from 
the  question,  while  I  mustered  re- 
solution to  reply — "  She — who  will 
be  blessed  for  it,  as  long  as  heaven 
blesses  charity." 

"  Heyday,"  cried  the  fellow, "  why 
the  chap  is  a  Methodist  parson  in 
disguise, after  all !— Harkye,  Mr  Par- 
son-pauper, please  to  turn  out. — 
Once  a-week  is  quite  enough  for 
that  sort  of  thing." 

"  Do  not  force  me  abroad  again 
to-night!— I  have  not  strength  to 
move." 

"  Hoitytoity,"  exclaimed  the  drun- 
kard, "  you  have  strength  to  eat,  and 
pretty  briskly  too.— And  who,  do 
you  suppose,  is  to  find  your  lazy 
carcass  a  lodging  for  the  night? — 
Turn  out,  I  say." 

"  For  pity's  sake  — " 

"  Pity  be  d— d  I  Turn  out,  I  say," 
— and  as  he  spoke  he  seized  me  by 
the  collar,  and  whirling  me  round 
by  mere  brute  force,  I  found  myself 
in  an  instant  outside  the  cottage; 
while,  as  a  token  that  all  hope  of  re- 
entry was  vain,  he  slammed  the 
door  violently  in  my  face. 

This  was  my  first  introduction  to 
the  benevolence  of  mankind: — this 
was  the  earliest  welcome  that  await- 
ed the  wanderer  from  the  fens. — 
I  groaned,  and  tottered  onwards. 

But  if  this  was  my  first  introduc- 
tion, I  soon  found  that  it  was  by  no 
means  a  solitary  specimen  of  what 
was  to  be  presented  for  my  accept- 
ance. Another,  and  another,  and 
another  cottage  was  tried, — and  still 
the  same  result.  I  was  spurned  by 
the  most  cruel — I  was  unheeded  by 
the  most  humane — I  was  neglected 
by  all ;  and  one  other  much-begrud- 
ged crust  of  bread  was  all  that  my 
importunities  were  able  to  obtain. 
With  this  I  retired  to  a  miserable 
outhouse  attached  to  a  farm  at  the 
extremity  of  the  village,  and  having 
devoured  it,  I  endeavoured  to  make 
myself  a  bed  in  the  scattered  straw 
that  lay  strewed  about  the  ground. 
My  hunger,  though  not  altogether 
appeased,  had  ceased  to  press  with 
such  torturing  pain  on  my  very  vi- 
tals ;  and  the  exhaustion  of  my  frame 
speedily  lulled  me  to  sleep. 

Sound  and  refreshing  were  my 


slumbers ;  and  it  was  not  till  I  was 
roused  by  the  owner  of  the  building 
that  I  awoke  from  them. 

"  Halloo,  my  fine  spark !"  cried 
he ;  "  who  gave  you  permission  to 
take  possession  of  my  outhouse  ? 
Please  to  get  up,  and  away ;  and  you 
may  think  yourself  well  off  that  you 
escape  so  easily." 

This  was  a  bad  omen  for  begging  a 
breakfast ;  and  I  was  about  to  depart, 
without  a  syllable  in  reply,  when  it 
suddenly  crossed  my  mind  that  I 
might  at  least  solicit  work.  Heaven 
knows  that  it  was  never  my  desire  to 
live  on  the  bread  of  idleness,  and  with 
how  much  willingness  I  was  ready 
to  undertake  the  most  menial  or  the 
most  laborious  employment  to  en- 
title myself  to  my  daily  food  ! 

"'  Well,"  cried  the  farmer,  per- 
ceiving that  I  lingered,  "  will  you 
not  take  my  advice,  and  disappear 
before  I  shew  that  I  am  in  earnest  ?" 

"  I  was  hoping,  sir,"  replied  I, 
"  that  you  would  not  take  it  amiss  if 
I  solicited  you  to  give  me  some 
work.  Indeed,  indeed  you  will  find 
me  very  willing ;  and  I  think  I  could 
be  useful." 

"  Useful,  youngster  !  In  what  ? — 
Can  you  plough  ?  Can  you  thrash  ? 
Can  you  reap  ?" 

A  mournful  negative  was  my  re- 
ply. "  But  I  am  ready  to  learn." 

"  And  who  is  to  pay  for  your 
teaching  ?  Besides,  a  pretty  hope  it 
would  be  that  you  will  ever  be  good 
for  any  thing,  when  we  find  a  tall 
strapping  fellow  like  you,  who  has 
been  too  idle  as  yet  to  learn  to 
plough  or  to  reap.  No,  no,  thankye, 
we  have  plenty  of  paupers  here  al- 
ready, and  I  have  no  fancy  to  add  to 
the  number,  by  giving  you  a  settle- 
ment in  the  parish.  So,  good  day,  my 
friend ;  and  when  you  again  offer  to 
work,  see  if  you  cannot  give  your- 
self a  better  character." 

Again  baffled  in  hope,  and  check- 
ed in  spirit,  I  moved  away,  seeing 
but  too  clearly  that  the  village  of 
Fairclough  was  no  resting-place  for 
me. 

"  Oh,  father,  father !"  cried  I,  with 
bitterness  in  my  accent,  as  I  paced 
slowly  forward — "  where  am  I  to  seek 
you  ?  How  am  I  to  find  you  ?" 

It  was  a  dreary  day  in  March 
that  again  witnessed  me — a  wanderer 
•— creeping  along  on  my  unpurposed 


1832.] 

journey,  and  tracking  my  weary  way 
from  spot  to  spot,  as  chance  or  des- 
tiny might  direct.  The  early  pro- 
duce of  the  fields  afforded  me  a 
scanty,  miserable  breakfast ;  and  as 
I  looked  upwards,  and  saw  the  lin- 
net and  the  finch  flitting  with  a  gay 
carol  over  my  head,  a  sort  of  envy 
of  their  condition  seized  me,  and, 
instead  of  glorying  in  my  station,  as 
one  of  the  master  works  of  nature,  I 
mourned  at  the  shackled  unhappi- 
ness  of  my  lot.  What  now  had  be- 
come of  my  fancy-decked  picture  of 
the  all-receiving  brotherhood  of  man- 
kind ?  Whither  had  flown  the  friend- 
ship, the  kindness,  the  heart-in-hand 
welcome  that  I  had  so  fondly  dreamt 
waited  my  arrival  in  the  abodes  of 
the  world '?  Fictions  !  Empty,  de- 
ceitful fictions,  that  had  betrayed  me 
to  myself,  and  that,  for  a  short  mo- 
ment, had  taken  the  place  of  the 
withering,  frightful  truth,  that  for  the 
h  ouseless,  penniless  wanderer  there 
was  no  sympathy,  no  hospitable  ten- 
dering to  his  necessities.! 

Thus,  for  many  days,  strayed  I 
through  the  humid  atmosphere  of  a 
Lincolnshire  March,  now  and  then 
reaping  one  miserable  meal,  or  one 
measured  draught  of  milk  from  a 
whole  village,  but  more  often  feed- 
ing on  the  vegetable  productions  of 
the  hedges  and  the  fields,  and  trust- 
ing to  the  chances  of  the  road  for  a 
nightly  shelter. 

Meanwhile,  I  felt  that  my  heart 
was  gradually  changing  within  me. 
I  had  brought  it  into  the  world  of 
men,  with  its  offering  of  love  and 
kindness,  but  none  would  accept  it 
— none  would  reciprocate  to  it;  it 
was  the  heart  of  a  beggar,  and  so- 
ciety cried,  Out  upon  it  I  I  began  to 
ask  myself  gloomy  and  frightful 
questions — questions  that  no  heart 
ought  to  be  forced  to  ask  itself.  As 
I  laboured  along  in  solitude,  misery, 
and  neglect,  I  demanded  of  myself  a 
thousand  times,  "  Why  am  I  to  have 
love  for  man,  when  mankind  has 
none  for  me  ?" 

At  length  accident  conducted  my 
steps  to  the  little  town  of  Okeham, 
the  capital  of  Rutlandshire.  There 
the  hedges,  and  the  other  cold  cheer 
of  nature  failed  me,  and  I  was  com- 
pelled to  beg  for  my  very  existence. 
It  is  impossible  to  describe  the  dis- 
gust with  which  I  contemplated  this 
necessity.  The  rebuffs  with  which, 


The  Executioner.     Chap.  I.  311 

one  after  another,  I  had  met,  had 
sickened  upon  my  soul,  and  I  felt 
that  the  mere  act  of  petitioning  cha- 
rity was  like  offering  my  cheek  to  be 
smote,  or  my  person  to  be  insulted. 
It  was  nothing  short  of  utter  starva- 
tion that  was  able  to  drive  me  to  it. 

But  it  seemed  as  if  my  evil  genius 
was  accumulating  the  venom  of  dis- 
grace for  me.  It  was  my  ill  fortune 
to  select,  as  my  first  house  of  trial, 
the  abode  of  one  of  the  constables  of 
the  town;  and  the  words  of  implo- 
ring charity  were  not  cold  from  my 
mouth,  ere  this  high  official  burst 
forth  in  a  strain  that  astonished  even 
me,  accustomed  as  I  was  to  rebuke 
and  reproach,  for  daring  to  announce 
that  hunger  had  on  me  the  same  effect 
as  on  the  rest  of  mankind.  Accord- 
ing to  this  man's  creed,  I  was  a  vil- 
lain, a  vagabond,  and  a  rapscallion, 
and  I  ought  to  go  on  my  knees  to 
thank  him  for  not  instantly  dragging 
me  before  a  magistrate,  to  be  dealt 
with  as  the  heinousness  of  my  pre- 
sumption demanded.  Alas!  he  might 
have  spared  his  wrath,  for  I  was  too 
well  accustomed  to  rejection  not  to 
take  the  first  hint,  and  shrink  from 
an  encounter  where  all  power  was  on 
one  side,  and  all  irresistance  on  the 
other. 

"  Come  with  me,  my  poor  fellow,'* 
exclaimed  a  gentle  voice  that  was 
hardly  audible  amid  the  constabulary 
storm  that  I  had  raised.  "  Come 
with  me,  and  I  will  afford  you  such 
poor  assistance  as  my  wretched 
means  will  allow.  I  am  your  twin- 
brother  in  misery,  and  my  ear  too 
well  knows  the  cry  of  distress." 

I  looked  reund  to  see  what  angel 
it  was  that  thus  pronounced  the  first 
real  words  of  kindness  that  had 
reached  me  since  my  secession  from, 
the  cottage  in  the  fens.  He  who  had 
spoken  was  a  thin,  sickly-looking 
youth,  about  eighteen  or  nineteen 
years  of  age ;  and  when  his  face  was 
scanned,  though  only  for  a  moment, 
the  beholder  would  feel  that  there 
was  no  need  for  his  confession  of 
misery.  Sorrow,  and  wellriigh  de- 
spair, were  seated  there;  and  his 
thin  uncoloured  cheek  declared  the 
waste  that  grief  had  inflicted  on  his 
heart. 

"  Come  with  you,  indeed  !"  cried 
the  man  of  office,  tauntingly.  "  Why, 
that  will  be  rogue  to  rogue  with  a 
vengeance ;  and  I  suppose  we  shall 


The  Executioner.    Chap.  L 


[Feb. 


have  a  pretty  account  by  to-mor- 
row, of  some  burglary  to  be  looked 
after." 

When  I  took  my  first  glance  at  my 
new  friend,  it  seemed  to  me  as  if 
nothing  but  art  could  have  lent  co- 
lour to  his  sallow  countenance ;  but 
nature  was  more  strong  in  him  than 
I  had  imagined,  and  as  he  listened  to 
the  words  that  were  uttered  by  this 
overbearing  Dogberry,  the  quick 
blood  bubbled  to  his  cheek,  and  he 
glowed  with  the  full  fire  of  indigna- 
tion, as  he  replied — "  I  would  that 
he  law  permitted  me  to  commit  a 
burglary  on  thy  wicked  heart,  that  I 
might  break  it  open,  and  shew  man- 
kind how  foul  a  composition  maybe 
cased  in  human  substance.  But  no 
matter, — I  speak  to  iron  !  Come, 
good  fellow,"  added  he,  turning  to 
me,  "  we  will  avoid  this  iniquitous 
libel  on  the  species,  and  seek  another 
spot  for  farther  conversation." 

"  Now  that's  just  what  you  won't," 
roared  his  brutal  opponent : — "  I  ra- 
ther suspect  what  you  have  said 
amounts  to  a  threat  of  assault ;  and  I 
shall  ask  Justice  Goffle  about  it ;  but 
at  all  events  I  know  that  this  ragged 
barebones,  who  seems  to  be  all  at 
once  your  bosom  friend,  has  brought 
himself  within  the  vagrant  act;  so 
you  may  go  and  seek  your  conver- 
sation by  yourself,  or  along  with 
your  father,  who  is  snug  in  the  lock- 
up, for  you  know  what ;  for  as  to  this 
youngster  he  stirs  not  till  Mr  Goffle 
has  had  a  word  or  two  with  him ;  and 
then  perhaps  a  month  at  the  tread- 
mill may  put  him  into  better  con- 
dition for  the  high  honour  of  your 
friendship." 

He  suited  the  action  to  the  word, 
for  before  he  had  finished  his  speech 
I  felt  myself  within  hisnervous  gripe. 

The  youth  saw  that  opposition  was 
vain.  For  my  own  part  I  felt  no  in- 
clination to  struggle  or  contend  :  the 
one  drop  of  liquid  tempering,  with 
which  his  words  of  sympathy  had 
softened  my  heart,  WAS  again  dried 
up  and  consumed  by  the  new  cruelty 
that  attended  on  my  destitution ;  and 
I  felt  a  sort  of  bitter  satisfaction  that 
•my  last  week's  resolve  of  hatred 
against  mankind  had  escaped  the 
peril  of  being  shaken  by  the  bene- 
volent offer  of  this  exception  to  his 
species. 

Under  the  watchful  custody  of  the 
constable,  I  was  speedily  conveyed 


to  the  presence  of  Mr  Justice  Goffle : 
my  offence  was  too  evident  to  admit 
of  a  moment's  doubt ;  he  who  had 
captured  me,  was  at  once  my  pro- 
secutor, my  convicting  witness,  and 
my  custos  to  lead  me,  according  to 
the  sentence  of  the  law,  and  of  Mi- 
Justice  Goffle,  to  a  fortnight's  im- 
prisonment and  hard  labour  in  the 
jail  of  the  town.  In  another  half 
hour,  I  was  safely  lodged  within  its 
gloomy  walls. 

The  first  lesson  which  1  there 
learned  was,  that  the  criminal  and 
the  offender  of  the  laws  were  better 
fed  than  the  harmless,  wretched 
wanderer,  whose  only  sin  was  that 
of  being  hungry  in  obedience  to  na- 
ture's ordinances.  I  could  hardly 
believe  my  senses  when  I  had  prof- 
fered to  me,  and  without  asking  for 
it  either,  a  substantial  meal— such  a 
one  as  had  not  gladdened  my  sight 
since  I  quitted  the  cottage  in  the 
fens  :  and,  as  I  silently  devoured  it, 
I  tried  to  account  for  the  pheno- 
menon, but  in  vain ;  it  was  too  much 
for  my  philosophy.  It  did  not,  how- 
ever, tend  to  ease  the  cankering, 
hatred  against  mankind  that  was  fast 
eating  into  the  very  core  of  my  eveiy 
sensation. 

My  next  lesson  was  one  still  more 
mischievous.  It  was  that  which  I 
received  from  my  fellow-prisoners, 
and  which  was  made  up  of  vain- 
glory for  the  enormity  of  their  crimes 
that  were  passed,  and  of  wily  subtle 
resolves  for  the  execution  of  those 
that  were  to  come.  A  week  before 
I  had  held  all  mankind  to  be  excel- 
lent and  lovely.  I  now  deemed  the 
whole  race  wicked  and  pernicious. 

The  third  morning  after  my  ini- 
tiation into  Okeham  jail,  I  perceived 
an  unusual  bustle  taking  place  :  the 
turnkeys  crossed  the  yard  in  which 
we  were  confined  with  more  than 
their  usual  importance ;  and  the 
head  jailer  rattled  his  keys  with  ex- 
traordinary emphasis.  What  to  me 
would  have  been  a  long  unravelled 
mystery,  if  left  to  my  own  lucubra- 
tions, was  speedily  explained  by 
some  of  my  companions.  It  was 
the  day  for  the  commencement  of 
the  assize — the  judges  were  hourly 
expected — fresh  prisoners  were  be- 
ing brought  in  from  the  various 
locks-up,  and  every  thing  was  in 
preparation  for  their  reception.  Pre- 
sently a  buzz  went  round  among 


1832.]  The  Executioner. 

those  that  were  already  confined, 
anticipatory  of  a  fresh  arrival  of  col- 
leagues in  misfortune ;  and  a  minute 
afterwards  the  yard-gate  was  unlock- 
ed. 

"  Pass  in  Edward  Foster,  commit- 
ted for  horse-stealing,"  shouted  one 
of  the  turnkeys,  outside. 

"  Edward  Foster  passed  in," 
echoed  his  brother  turnkey,  who 
stood  at  the  yard  gate ;  and  the  new 
prisoner,  on  his  appearance  among 
us,  was  received  with  a  cheer  by  the 
gaping  crowd  of  malefactors,  as  Lu- 
cifer might  be  by  his  kith  and  kin  of 
fallen  angels  on  his  arrival  at  Pande- 
monium. After  the  lapse  of  another 
minute,  Foster  was  conveyed  to  a 
solitary  cell,  in  token  of  his  being 
confined  on  a  capital  charge. 

"Pass  in  Stephen  Lockwood,  king's 
evidence,  and  committed  for  want  of 
sureties,"  again  shouted  the  same 
voice,  from  without. 

"  Stephen  Lockwood  passed  in," 
repeated  he  at  the  ^ate. 

The  crowd  of  prisoners  gathered 
round  the  entry  as  nearly  as  they 
dared  approach;  and,  on  receiving 
this  other  new  comer  among  them, 
saluted  him  with  a  threatening  groan, 
that  ran  round  the  old  walls  of  the 
jail,  for  the  purpose  of  shewing  their 
contempt  of  "the  snivelling  'peach." 
He  who  was  thus  welcomed  to 
his  dungeon,  made  his  way  as  speedi- 
ly as  he  could  through  the  mob  of 
jail-birds,  and  approached  the  spot 
where  I  was  standing,  probably  so 
induced,  from  its  being  the  least 
crowded  part  of  the  yard. 

Eternal  Heaven !  what  were  my 
horror  and  astonishment,  on  percei- 
ving that  it  was  my  father  that  thus 
drew  near ! 

Our  mutual  recognition  was  in- 
stantaneous; but  before  I  could  speak, 
he  muttered  hastily, — "  Not  a  word 
of  our  relationship  before  these 
wretches." 

It  was  some  time  before  the  in- 
dignant criminals  that  surrounded 
my  father,  afforded  us  an  opportuni- 
ty of  conversation.  When  at  length 
we  had  an  opportunity  of  exchan- 
ging a  few  words  without  being 
overheard,  my  parent  demanded  of 
me  the  circumstances  that  had  made 
me  the  inmate  of  a  prison.  When  they 
were  recounted; — "  It  is  well,"  cried 
he,  "  fate  has  brought  us  together  in 
its  own  mysterious  way.  It  is  well ! 


Chap.  1.  313 

— it  is  well ! — But  we  may  yet  be  re- 
venged on  the  world." 

My  eyes  gleamed  with  delight  at 
the  sound  of  the  word  "  revenge ;" 
and  I  echoed  it  from  the  very  bot- 
tom of  my  soul.  It  was  easy  for  my 
father  to  understand  the  spirit  in 
which  I  uttered  it;  for  it  had  been 
with  no  cold-blooded  suppression  of 
manner  that  I  had  narrated  to  him  my 
adventures  since  I  had  quitted  the 
cottage  in  the  fens. 

"  But  you,  my  father,"  cried  I, 
"  why  are  you  here  ?" 

"  Hush,"  whispered  he, "  this  is  no 
place  to  relate  the  tale  of  my  wrongs 
and  of  my  wretchedness.  Your  sen- 
tence of  imprisonment  will  be  over 
in  twelve  days;  and  till  then  we 
must  restrain  ourselves.  I  have  a 
dreadful  story  for  your  ears." 

"  But  how  soon  shall  you  be 
free  ?" 

"  In  four  or  five  days,  beyond  all 
doubt : — the  trial  for  which  I  am  de- 
tained is  expected  to  come  on  to- 
morrow, after  which  I  shall  be  at 
liberty.  On  the  day  of  the  expira- 
tion of  your  imprisonment,  1  will 
wait  for  you  outside  the  jail.  Mean- 
Avhile,  feed  your  heart  with  thoughts 
of  vengeance — the  dearest,  sweetest, 
only  worldly  solace  that  remains  for 
men  so  undone  as  Stephen  Lock- 
wood  and  his  progeny." 

Dreadful  was  the  anxiety  with 
which  I  counted  the  hours  till  that 
of  my  release  arrived.  My  father's 
calculation  as  to  his  own  term  of 
imprisonment  proved  to  be  correct ; 
and  for  the  last  eight  days  of  my 
confinement  I  was  left  alone  to  brood 
over  my  heart's  wild  conjectures- 
born  of  the  dark  and  mysterious 
hints  that  he  had  poured  into  my 
ear. 

At  length  the  day  of  my  restora- 
tion to  liberty  arrived,  and,  true  to 
his  word,  I  found  my  parent  waiting 
for  me  in  eager  expectation  outside 
the  prison. 

"  Follow  me,"  cried  he  hastily,  as 
soon  as  he  perceived  that  I  was  by 
his  side : — "  follow  me  to  the  fields 
beyond  the  town ;  for  I  have  those 
things  to  relate  that  other  than  you 
must  never  hear." 

I  obeyed  in  silence,  for  my  whole 
soul  was  so  completely  wrapt  in  ex- 
pectation of  that  which  he  had  to 
communicate,  that  I  sickened  at  the 
thought  of  dwelling  on  any  less  mo- 


The  Executioner.     Chap.  I. 


[Feb. 


mentous  subject.  He,  as  we  strode 
along,  was  equally  reserved ;  but  I 
could  perceive  that  the  thoughts  that 
were  raging  within  him  were  of  suf- 
ficient potency  to  disturb  the  out- 
ward man,  and  to  give  a  wildness  of 
action  to  his  demeanour  that  I  had 
never  before  observed,  save  on  that 
one  occasion  when  I  had  pressed 
him  beyond  endurance  to  make  me 
his  companion,  by  releasing  me  from 
my  sojourn  at  the  cottage  in  the 
fens. 

At  length  we  arrived  at  a  seclu- 
ded spot  some  distance  from  the 
town  we  had  just  quitted,  and  where 
a  long, blank,  nearly-untrodden  moor 
gave  promise  that  we  might  escape 
interruption. 

"  It  is  here,  Ambrose,"  cried  my 
father,  suddenly  pausing  in  his  pro- 
gress, "  it  is  here  that  we  will  take 
our  stand;  hateful  man  cannot  ap- 
proach us  without  being  seen — the 
roaring  wind  cannot  blab  our  secre- 
cies, for  none  are  nigh  to  catch  the 
whisper  it  conveys — trees  and  dark- 
ling coverts  there  are  none  to  hide 
our  foe,  or  permit  his  stealthy  foot- 
step to  creep  unwarily  upon  us  : — 
here,  then,  here  we  may  talk  truths, 
and  cry  aloud  for  vengeance  with- 
out fear  or  hinderance." 

I  was  all  ear,  but  murmured  not  a 
sound.  Like  the  tyro  in  the  schools, 
I  waited  to  be  led  to  my  conclusions ; 
and  with  the  sentiments  that  I  en- 
tertained towards  my  father,  his 
words  seemed  to  be  those  of  one  in- 
spired. 

He  himself  paused  as  though  it 
required  some  great  effort  to  enable 
him  to  commence  his  tale.  At  length 
he  continued—"  The  time  is  now 
come,  Ambrose,  when  I  have  to  place 
before  you  the  circumstances  that 
induced  me  to  fix  your  residence  in 
the  lonely  spot  you  have  so  lately 
quitted,  in  the  hopes  of  sheltering 
you  from  the  unkind  treatment  of 
that  world  that  has  used  your  father 
so  bitterly.  The  time  is  come,  and 
with  it  our  revenge.  Listen,  my 
son,  that  you  may  learn  the  grudge 
you  owe  to  man — that  you  may  be 
taught  how  to  resent  the  wrong  that 
was  inflicted  on  you  long  before  you 
dreamt  that  mischief  had  station  on 
the  earth,  or  had  played  you  false  in 
your  very  earliest  existence." 

"  Your  every  word,  my  father, 
reaches  the  very  centre  of  my  heart. 


I  am  in  your  hands : — mould  me  to 
your  bidding." 

"  You  will  require  no  moulding, 
Ambrose.  My  tale  will  be  sufficient 
to  direct  your  course.  Listen: — I 
was  born  of  humble  parents  in  the 
village  of  Ravenstoke ;  and  though  I 
had  the  misfortune  to  lose  both  my 
father  and  my  mother  almost  before 
I  knew  the  value  of  such  beings,  the 
evils  that  attend  a  child  of  poverty 
were  averted  by  the  kindly  notice  of 
the  principal  family  of  the  place.  The 
good  man  at  its  head,  and  who  never 
made  fall  a  tear  till  death  took  him 
from  the  world,  early  noticed  me, 
and  was  pleased  to  think  that  he  saw 
in  me  sufficient  capacity  and  promise 
to  befit  me  to  be  the  companion  of 
Edward,  his  only  child,  whose  years 
were  pretty  nearly  the  same  as  my 
own.  Thus  in  happiness  and  content 
passed  away  my  youth ;  but  it  only 
seemed  as  if  the  demon  that  had 
marked  me  for  his  prey,  was  resting 
for  the  purpose  of  accumulating  his 
whole  force  in  order  to  crush  me.  In 
a  neighbouring  village,  to  which  my 
walks  had  been  frequently  directed, 
there  lived  a  maiden  whose  gentle- 
ness of  disposition  and  beauty  of  per- 
son had  won  for  her  the  affection  of 
all  who  were  blessed  enough  to  be 
acquainted  with  her.  In  my  eyes  she 
was  even  more  than  my  young  fancy, 
ever  too  busy  in  picturing  forth  hap- 
piness and  loveliness,  had  at  any  time 
conjured  to  the  vision  of  my  senses. 
Need  I  say  that  I  loved — loved  to 
distraction,  and  how  more  than  mor- 
tally happy  I  deemed  myself  when  I 
received  from  the  fair  lips  of  Ellen  a 
half- whispered  approval  of  my  love  ? 
Oh,  my  Ambrose,  I  cannot  recall 
those  early  days  of  fondness  and  af- 
fection, and  prevent  the  hot  tears 
coursing  down  my  cheeks,  there  to 
stream  as  witnesses  of  my  devotion, 
till  the  bitter  recollection  of  the  man- 
ner in  which  that  devotion  was  abu- 
sed dries  up  the  liquid  testimony  at 
the  very  source,  and  leaves  me  even 
now,  after  the  lapse  of  twenty  years, 
the  victim  of  a  distorted  faith — too 
fresh,  too  real,  and  too  scathing,  ever 
to  be  extinguished  till  this  body  is 
returned  to  moulder  with  the  dust." 

As  Lockwood  thus  spoke,  his  eyes 
gave  proof  of  the  fulness  of  his  feel- 
ings ;  and  some  minutes  elapsed  be- 
fore he  was  able  to  proceed. 

"  I  must  be  brief,  Ambrose,  with 


1832.]  The  Executioner.     Chap.  I. 

the  rest  of  my  story,  for  I  feel  that     falsity  came  not  single. 


my  heart  will  scarcely  allow  me 
words  to  conclude  it.  When  Ellen 
had  confessed  her  affection  for  me, 
there  was  nought  to  prevent  our 
union,  and  a  few  weeks,  therefore, 
saw  me,  as  I  deemed  myself,  the  hap- 
piest of  men ;  and  our  dearest  hope 
appeared  to  be  that  we  might  live  and 
die  with  one  another.  The  hour  of 
separation — fatal,  fatal  separation— 
however,  arrived ;  and  to  oblige  Ed- 
ward, who,  on  the  death  of  his  father, 
had  succeeded  to  the  family  pro- 

Ferty,  which  was  somewhat  involved, 
consented  to  go  to  the  East  Indies 
for  him,  relative  to  an  estate  there 
on  which  he  had  a  considerable  claim. 
This  journey,  and  the  delay  which 
I  met  with  abroad,  occupied  two 
years;  and  it  was  with  a  heavy 
heart  that  I  quitted  Ellen,  who,  on 
the  eve  of  being  brought  to  bed,  was 
in  no  condition  to  share  with  me  the 
fatigues  of  a  long  sea  voyage.  Well 
might  my  heart  be  heavy  with  pre- 
sentiment !  Could  it  have  anticipated 
all  that  was  to  happen,  it  would  have 
turned  to  lead,  and  refused  to  obey 
its  nature-appointed  functions.  At 
length  the  day  of  my  return  ap- 
proached:  each  hour  that  the  ship 
neared  England  I  stood  on  the  deck, 
counting  the  lazy  minutes,  and 
stretching  my  eyes  landward,  in  the 
hope  of  catching  the  first  glimpse  of 
the  white  cliffs  of  my  native  land ; 
and  so,  when  I  reached  the  shore,  I 
reckoned  each  moment  an  age  till 
the  happy  one  should  arrive  that  was 
to  restore  me  to  the  arms  of  my  wife. 
There  was  no  such  moment  in  store 
for  me ;  for  just  as  I  was  quitting 
the  metropolis  for  Ravenstoke,  I  met 
an  old  village  acquaintance,  who  fell- 
ed my  every  hope  with  the  intelli- 
gence that  my  Ellen— mine—she 
whom  I  had  deemed  to  be  the  truest, 
the  faithfullest  of  her  sex — was  li- 
ving with  another  as  his  avowed  mis- 
tress— acknowledged,  brazen,  bare- 
faced before  the  whole  world,  and  in 
defiance  of  the  thousand  vows  in  the 
face  of  God  and  man  by  which  she 
had  pledged  herself  mine,  and  mine 
alone.  You  may  well  start  with  asto- 
nishment, my  son,  and  gaze  wildly, 
as  if  in  doubt  of  the  truth  of  this  atro- 
city. So  started  I— so  doubted  I— 
till  evidence  beyond  evidence  bore 
bitterest  conviction  to  my  soul.  But 
the  whole  is  not  yet  told. — Ellen's 


315 

He  who  had 

seduced  her  from  her  liege  affections 
shewed  with  equal  perjury  before 
high  Heaven.  It  was  Edward  !  Yes, 
Edward — my  friend,  my  companion ; 
— he  for  whom  I  had  quitted  my 
gentle  wife  and  peaceful  home — 
Edward,  the  monster,  the  traitor,  the 
fiend  begot  of  sin  essential,  had  ta- 
ken advantage  of  the  opportunity, 
which  he  himself  had  solicited,  of 
my  friendship,  and  stolen  from  me, 
by  double  deceit  and  treason,  the 
prize  that  I  cared  for  more  than  life 
or  any  thing  on  earth." 

"  Gracious  powers  I"  exclaimed  I, 
overwhelmed  by  the  dreadful  inci- 
dents that  had  been  narrated — "  and 
am  I  the  son  of  this  wretched  mo- 
ther ?  Was  I  thus  early  doomed  to 
misery  ?" 

"  It  is  too  true,"  replied  my  fa- 
ther ;  "  you  are  the  child  of  whom  I 
left  Ellen  pregnant  when  I  departed 
on  the  ruinous  errand  besought  by 
her  seducer.  When  the  fact  of  your 
mother's  crime  was  made  conviction 
to  my  senses,  a  thousand  different 
modes  of  action  poured  in  upon  my 
brain;  and,  the  creature  more  of 
impulse  than  of  reason,  I  hurried  to 
Ravenstoke  to  confront  the  adulte- 
rous pair.  It  was  evening  when  I 
arrived — even  such  an  evening  as 
this — gloomy,  dark,  and  cheerless, 
— yet  in  high  accordance  with  the 
thoughts  that  urged  me  forward.  As 
I  hurried  across  the  park  that  led  to 
the  mansion-house,  a  pony-chaise 
overtook  me.  I  turned  on  its  ap- 
proach, and  for  a  moment  my  senses 
forsook  me  at  the  sight  of  Ellen, 
who,  with  you  for  her  only  compa- 
nion, was  driving  quickly  homeward 
to  avoid  the  threatening  storm.  My 
voice  arrested  her  farther  progress, 
as  I  groaned  rather  than  uttered — 
<  Ellen !'— '  Wife  !'  At  the  sum- 
mons she  descended  from  the  chaise, 
after  wrapping  you  in  her  cloak  as 
you  lay  along  the  seat,  asleep  and 
unconscious.  What  words  I  ad- 
dressed to  her  I  can  hardly  tell : — 
they  were  those  which  flowed  at  the 
dictation  of  a  brain  almost  mad  at 
the  injury  it  had  sustained;  while 
her  answer  was  none  save  tears  and 
sobs  of  heaviness.  At  length  she 
broke  from  the  grasp  with  which,  in 
my  anguish,  I  had  seized  her — and 
then— then— Oh  God,  I  cannot  speak 
the  words  that  should  tell  the  rest !" 


816 

"  For  pity's  sake,  my  father,''  mur- 
mured I,  sunk  in  the  fearful  interest 
of  his  story, — "  for  pity's  sake,  the 
end  in  a  word — the  end — the  end !" 

"  Yes,  yes  !— the  end,  the  end  !" 
he  echoed  fiercely  : — "  it  is  one  she 
earned,  and  it  is  wanting  to  make 
whole  the  frightful  tale.  Ambrose, 
— Ambrose, — she  burst  from  my 

frasp,  and  rushed  into  a  copse  hard 
y.  I  pursued  her,  but  in  vain  ;  for 
the  momentary  pause  I  had  made  in 
wonder  at  her  meaning,  had  remo- 
ved her  from  my  si^ht,and  I  follow- 
ed at  random,  guessing  the  direction 
she  had  taken  as  nearly  as  I  might: 
after  thus  speeding  for  a  few  mi- 
nutes, I  reached  the  side  of  an  or- 
namental lake  that  adorned  the  park, 
and  there  again  caught  glimpse  of 
her  by  the  dim  light  of  a  clouded 
moon,  as  she  reached  the  opposite 
bank.  Ambrose, — Ambrose, — can- 
not you  imagine  the  rest  ?" 

"  Oh,  father,  was  it  so  indeed  ?— 
And  none  to  save  her  ?" 

"  Was  not  I  there,  boy  ?— Thrice  I 
dived  into  the  bosom  of  the  waters, 
after  hurying  to  the  bank  from  which 
she  had  precipitated  herself  into  de- 
struction— thrice  did  I  dive  to  the 
very  depth  of  the  pool — but  in  vain, 
— I  could  not  find  her — the  circuit  of 
the  lake  that  I  had  had  to  make  had 
afforded  too  much  time  to  her  fatal 
intention;  and  the  attempt  to  find 
her  body  was  fruitless.  Mad  with  a 
thousand  contending  emotions,  I  re- 
turned to  the  chaise,  and  heard  your 
little  voice  crying  for  your  mother. 
It  was  then  that  I  remembered  my 
child,  which  the  crime  of  its  parent 
had  made  me  forget.  I  took  you  in 
my  arms  ;  and  as  I  gazed  upon  your 
innocence,  my  heart  softened  ;  and  I 
resolved  to  put  revenge  aside  for  a 
while  till  I  had  secured  you  from 
peril.  It  was  this  that  made  me  place 
you  under  the  care  of  the  old  crone 
at  the  cottage  in  the  fens." 

"  But  why  was  I  kept  there  so  long  ?" 

"  That  remains  yet  to  be  told;  and 
I  shall  have  finished  ray  narrative. 
As  soon  as  you  were  safely  provided 
for,  the  desire  of  vengeance  again 
assumed  its  empire  in  my  bosom  ; 
and  I  returned  to  Ravenstoke,  hard- 
ly knowing  what  my  purpose  was, 
but  whispering  to  myself,  *  Revenge ! 
Revenge  !'  each  moment  of  my  jour- 
ney. But  even  revenge  had  then  for 
the  season  forsworn  me.  Op  my 


The  Executioner.     Chap.  I. 


[Feb. 


arrival  at  the  village,  the  man  who 
had  so  deeply  injured  me  had  the 
audacity  to  have  me  taken  into  cus- 
tody on  the  charge — hear  it,  Ambrose, 
and  help  me  to  curse  the  villain — on 
the  charge  of  having  destroyed  El- 
len. I  destroy  Ellen  ! — Alas,  alas,  it 
was  she  who  had  destroyed  me,  if 
the  banishment  of  peace,  and  of  hap- 
piness, and  of  joy,  for  ever  and  for 
ever  from  my  bosom,  can  be  called 
by  so  poor  a  name  as  destruction. 
Of  course,  I  need  not  tell  you  that 
when  the  matter  came  to  trial  I  was 
instantly  acquitted  ;  but  the  event 
had  given  me  timely  warning  of  the 
extent  to  which  the  seducer  of  Ellen 
was  able  to  carry  his  devilish  con- 
trivance to  ruin  the  man  he  had  al- 
ready so  deeply  wounded ;  and  I  re- 
solved to  keep  you— my  only  hope— - 
in  obscure  concealment  till  the  time 
should  have  arrived  when  I  might  call 
on  you  to  join  me  in  revenging  my 
dishonour  and  Ellen's  unhappy  fate." 

"  And  has  that  time  arrived  ?" 

"  It  has,  Ambrose ! — And  though 
we  stalk  on  this  dreary  moor,  the 
very  outcasts  of  mankind,  great  and 
mighty  is  the  revenge  that  is  at  hand 
for  us." 

"Let  us  grasp  it  then,"  cried  I, 
fully  wrought  to  the  purpose, — "  Let 
us  grasp  it  then,  and  urge  it  to  the 
quick."  • 

"  Well  said,  well  said,  my  son ! — 
Oh,  what  years  of  labour  has  it  not 
cost  me  to  bring  events  to  their  pre- 
sent aspect!  But  the  labour  is  well 
repaid.  For  the  sake  of  revenge, 
I  have  consorted  with  villains  of 
every  description — I  have  sacrificed 
all  and  every  thing  to  them,  on  the 
one  sole  bargain,  that  they  should 
ruin  my  hateful  foe ;  and  well  have 
they  kept  their  word  I  The  mon- 
ster, a  year  or  two  after  the  death  of 
Ellen,  dared  to  marry.  I  was  glad 
to  the  very  heart  when  I  heard  of  it ; 
for  I  felt  that  the  more  ties  he  form- 
ed, the  more  ways  there  would  be  to 
pierce  him  to  the  heart.  But  his  wife 
died  too  soon — before  I  had  time  to 
sacrifice  her  on  the  tomb  of  Ellen ; 
and  his  son,  the  only  offspring  of  the 
marriage,  has  as  yet  eluded  my  vigi- 
lance. But  the  father,  Ambrose,  the 
father !  He  is  fast  within  my  clutch  ! 
My  emissaries  taught  him  the  art  of 
throwing  dice,  and  throwing  away 
his  estates — they  inoculated  him  with 
the  gambler's  dreadful  disease ;  and, 


1 832.]  The  Executioner. 

for  the  last  twelve  months,  he  has 
been  a  ruined  man  in  his  fortunes. 
Desperate  have  been  the  efforts  that 
he  has  made  to  redeem  himself;  but 
I  was  at  hand,  though  never  seen ; 
and  my  master-mind,  fraught  to  the 
very  brim  with  his  destruction,  would 
not  allow  them  to  succeed.  At  length 
his  despair  was  fed  to  its  proper 
pitch,  and  I  resolved  to  give  the  final 
blow,  for  which  I  had  waited  twen- 
ty long  years  with  that  exemplary 
patience  which  revenge  only  could 
bestow.  I  had  it  proposed  to  him,  by 
his  most  familiar  blackleg,  and  on 
whom  his  only  hopes  of  success  rest- 
ed, that  they  should  proceed  to  New- 
market on  a  scheme,  which,  it  was 
pretended,  could  not  fail  of  realizing 
thousands.  The  only  difficulty  was, 
how  they  should  get  there,  being  at 
that  time  atDoncaster  on  a  specula- 
tion that,  through  my  interference, 
had  utterly  failed,  and  left  my  enemy 
altogether  penniless ;  in  which  condi- 
tion, the  faithful  blackleg  also  pre- 
tended to  be.  When  his  mind  was 
sufficiently  wrought  upon  by  the  pic- 
ture of  absolute  and  irremediable  ruin 
that  would  happen,  in  the  event  of 
their  not  being  able  to  reach  Newmar- 
ket the  very  next  evening,  my  agent,  ac- 
cording to  my  instructions,  proposed 
the  only  alternative — that  of  helping 
themselves  to  a  horse  a-piece  out  of 
the  first  field  that  afforded  the  op- 
portunity, and  by  that  means  reach- 
ing the  desirable  spot  that  was  to 
prove  to  them  another  el  Dorado. 
For  a  long  while  my  enemy  waver- 
ed, and  I  almost  trembled  for  my 
scheme ;  but  at  length  the  longed-for 
thousands  that  flitted  in  fancy  be- 
fore his  eyes,  gilded  the  danger  of 
the  means  of  passage,  and  he  con- 
sented. It  was  then,  Ambrose,  that 
I  felt  that  revenge  at  length  was 
mine,  and  I  almost  danced  and  sang 
in  the  ecstasy  of  my  delight.  Pur- 
suant to  my  directions,  my  agent  in- 
formed him  who  was  so  nearly 
caught  within  my  meshes,  that  he 
had  a  companion  to  take  with  him, 
who  would  be  absolutely  necessary 
for  the  prosecution  of  the  Newmar- 
ket scheme  ;  and  when  the  night  for 
departing  arrived,  I  was  introduced 
as  this  third  person.  I  had  little  fear 
of  Edward's  remembering  me  after 
a  lapse  of  twenty  years,  each  of 
which  had  added  care,  sorrow,  and 
affliction  to  the  lineaments  of  my 
countenance  j  but  to  guard  against 


Chap.  I.  317 

the  possibility  of  danger,  I  muffled 
myself  in  a  large  cloak,  and  spoke 
the  little  that  I  uttered  in  a  disgui- 
sed voice.  Every  thing  succeeded 
according  to  my  wishes.  After  walk- 
ing a  couple  of  miles  out  of  Doncas- 
ter,  we  came  to  a  field  where  the  cat- 
tle we  needed  were  grazing;  and  each 
seizing  his  prize,  and  obtaining,  with 
silence  and  caution,  from  the  far- 
mer's outhouse,  the  necessary  har- 
ness, we  soon  found  ourselves  at 
full  speed  on  the  highway  towards 
Newmarket.  Edward  was  dread- 
fully agitated  as  he  rode  along ;  and 
once  or  twice  I  feared  that  he  would 
fall  from  his  seat — but  worse  evil 
awaited  him.  I  will  not,  however,  oc- 
cupy our  time  by  detailing  all  the  mi- 
nutiae of  my  scheme.  Suffice  it  to  say, 
that  after  giving  the  hint  to  my  faithful 
agent  to  make  his  disappearance,  I 
contrived  that  Edward  and  myself, 
on  reaching  the  village  of  Stretton, 
should  be  apprehended  on  suspicion; 
and  that  that  suspicion  should  be 
made  conviction  by  my  volunteering 
as  king's  evidence.  The  rest  you 
almost  know.  You  yourself  witness- 
ed Edward  Foster's  committal  to 
jail  for  horse-stealing,  and  my  deten- 
tion as  the  chief  witness  against 
him  :  —  and  most  probably  have 
heard,  that  on  my  evidence  he  was 
nine  days  ago  convicted,  and  ordered 
for  execution." 

"  Conviction!  —  Execution!"  ex- 
claimed I.  "  Then  our  revenge  is 
indeed  complete !" 

"  Not  quite,"  muttered  my  father; 
"  there  is  one  other  step  to  make  it 
as  perfect  as  my  sweeping  desire 
could  wish." 

"  Mean  you  a  step  beyond  the 
grave  ?  I  know  of  none  other — and 
only  know  that  is  impossible." 

"  No,  Ambrose,  not  beyond  the 
grave,  but  the  step  to  the  grave ! — 
A  sk  your  heart !  Does  it  feel  hatred 
and  disgust  towards  the  man  that  has 
made  wretched  one  parent,  and  scan- 
dalous the  other?  — that  has  con- 
demned yourself  to  wander  fortune- 
less and  honourless  over  the  cheer- 
less face  of  the  earth?— Ay,  ay,  boy; 
your  gleaming  eye  and  flushing  cheek 
tell  me  the  reply  that  your  heart  has 
already  put  forth.  And  I  ask  you, 
would  it  not  be  revenge's  most  glo- 
rious consummation,  to  repay  your 
dreadful  debt  to  Foster,  by  yourself 
dealing  unto  him  that  death  which 
the  law  has  awarded  for  his  crime  ?" 


The  Executioner.     Chap.  I. 


318 

"  Father,  father,  what  words  are 
these  ?" 

"  Milk-livered  boy  !  Why  blanches 
your  cheek,  when  I  hold  within  your 
clutch  the  very  satiety  of  vengeance? 
Why  clench  you  not  the  precious 
boon  ?  Or  are  you  a  man  but  *in 
seeming,  and  a  puling  infant  in  re- 
solve?" 

"  Speak  on,  father — speak  on, — it 
seems  to  me  as  if  each  word  you  ut- 
ter burns  deeper  and  deeper  into 
my  brain — searing,  as  it  goes,  those 
doubtful  agitations  of  my  soul,  that 
would  raise  a  trembling  opposition 
to  your  bidding.  But  they  shall  not ! 
No,  no!  Down,  down!  Your  wrongs 
shall  answer  the  cry  of  humanity — 
my  mother's  fatal  end  the  appeals  of 
tenderness !" 

"  Now,"  cried  Lock  wood, "  I  know 
you  for  my  son.  But  we  have  talked 
too  much — action  should  be  doing. 
The  death  of  our  foe  is  appointed  for 
the  third  day  from  this ;  and  I  have 
learned,  beyond  doubt,  that  owing 
to  there  not  having  been  an  execu- 
tion in  Okeham  for  many  years,  the 
Sheriff  finds  great  difficulty  in  pro- 
curing the  proper  functionary.  It 
was  this  that  stirred  me  to  the  hope 
that  you  would  volunteer  to  the  of- 
fice ;  and  I  thank  you  that  my  hope 
has  not  been  deceived.  You  must 
away  to  the  Sheriff  instantly,  and  get 
appointed;  that  attained,  I  trust  to 
be  able  so  to  instruct  you,  that  fail- 
ure in  the  performance  will  be  im- 
possible." 

I  obeyed — ay,  I  obeyed !  I  was 
successful !  The  honesty  of  human 
nature  was  scouted  from  my  heart 
by  the  towering  voice  of  the  worst 
passion  that  ever  cursed  the  breast 
of  man. 

The  morning  of  execution  arrived, 
and  found  me  ready  for  my  office.  As 
the  time  had  gradually  grown  nearer 
and  nearer,  my  father  had  perceived, 
with  dread,  that  misgivings,  in  spite 
of  myself,  shook  my  whole  frame ; 
and,  in  order  to  be  more  sure,  he 
had  kept  me  at  carouse  the  whole  of 
the  previous  night,  in  the  miserable 
back  street  lodging  that  afforded  us 
shelter. 

The  morning  arrived ;  and,  drunk 
with  passion,  vengeance,  and  bran- 
dy, it  found  me  ready  for  my  office. 
The  solemn  tolling  of  the  prison 
bell  announced  the  liour  of  death  to 
be  at  hand,  as  I  awaited  the  coming 


[Feb. 


of  the  prisoner  in  the  outer  cell. 
How  I  looked — how  I  acted — I  know 
not;  but,  as  well  as  I  remember,  it 
seems  to  me  now  as  if  I  was  awaken- 
ed from  a  torpor  of  stupefaction  on 
hearing  the  clanking  of  the  chains 
that  announced  the  approach  of  Fos- 
ter ;  the  sound  reached  my  ear,  more 
heart-chilling  than  the  heavy  tolling 
knell,  that  answered  as  if  in  echo ; 
but  I  had  not  forgotten  my  lesson  ; 
I  beat  my  hand  against  my  brow, 
and  whispered  "  vengeance"  to  the 
spirit  that  was  so  ill  at  ease  within. 
It  was  at  that  moment,  that,  for  the 
first  time,  I  beheld  Edward  Foster ; 
he  was  not  such  as  my  soul  had  de- 
picted. I  pined  for  him  to  look  hate- 
ful, ferocious,  and  bloody;  but  his 
aspect  was  placid,  gentle,  and  sub- 
dued. I  could  have  stormed  in  agony 
at  the  disappointment. 

My  first  duty  was  to  loosen  his 
arms  from  the  manacles  that  held 
them,  and  supply  their  place  with  a 
cord.  As  I  fumbled  at  the  task,  I 
could  feel  myself  trembling  to  the 
very  fingers'  ends ;  and  it  seemed  as 
if  I  could  not  summon  strength  to 
remove  the  irons.  My  agitation  must 
have  attracted  Foster's  notice;  for 
he  looked  at  me,  and  gently  sighed. 

Gracious  God,  a  sigh !  I  could  as 
little  have  believed  in  Foster  sigh- 
ing as  in  a  tigress  dandling  a  kid. 
mis  it  possible  that  he  was  human 
after  all  ?  How  frightfully  was  I  mis- 
taken !  I  had  imagined  that  I  had 
come  to  officiate  at  the  sacrifice  of 
something  more  infernal  than  a  de- 
mon! 

At  length,  with  the  assistance  of  a 
turnkey,  every  thing  was  prepared, 
and  we  mounted  the*  scaffold  of 
death.  Short  shrift  was  there ;  but 
it  seemed  to  me  as  if  the  scene  was 
endless ;  and  when  I  looked  around 
on  the  assembled  multitude,  I  ima- 
gined that  it  was  to  gaze  on  me,  and 
not  on  Foster,  that  they  had  congre- 
gated. 

All  was  prepared.  With  some  con- 
fused recollections  of  my  father's 
instructions,  I  had  adjusted  the  im- 
plement of  death ;  and  the  priest  had 
arrived  at  his  last  prayer,  when  the 
dying  man  murmured,  "  I  would 
bidfarewellto  my  executioner."  The 
clergyman  whispered  to  me  to  put 
my  hand  within  those  of  Foster. 

I  did  do  it !   By  Heaven,!  did  do 
it  I  But  it  seemed  as  though  I  were 


1832.] 


The  Executioner.     Chap.  I. 


heaving  a  more  than  mountain  load, 
and  cracking  my  very  heart-strings 
at  the  task,  as  I  directed  my  hand 
towards  his.  He  gently  grasped  it, 
and  spoke  almost  in  a  whisper. 

"  Young  man,"  said  he,  "  I  know 
not  how  this  bitter  duty  fell  to  your 
lot — yours  is  no  countenance  for  the 
office;  and  yet  it  comes  upon  my 
vision  as  a  reproach.  God  bless  you, 
sir  !  This  is  my  world-farewelling 
word ;  and  I  use  it  to  say — I  forgive 
you,  as  I  hope  to  be  forgiven." 

My  hand,  no  longer  held,  dropped 
from  his ;  and  the  priest  resumed  his 
praying.  I  could  not  pray !  Each  holy 
word  that  was  uttered,  seemed  not 
for  Foster,  but  for  me — stabbing,  not 
soothing. 

At  length  the  dread  signal  was 

given;  and  mechanically — it  must 
ave  been,  for  the  action  of  my  mind 
seemed  dead  within  me — mechani- 
cally I  withdrew  the  bolt,  and  Fos- 
ter was  dead — swinging  to  the  play 
of  the  winds — the  living  soul  rudely 
dismissed,  the  body  a  lifeless  mass 
of  obliterated  sensations. 

A  deep  hoarse  groan  ran  round 
the  multitude — that  groan  was  for 
me.  It  gave  token  of  an  eternal  line 
of  separation  drawn  between  me  and 
the  boundaries  of  humanity. 

Oh,  that  the  groan  had  been  all ! — 
But  there  was  one  solitary  laugh, 
too — dreadful  and  searching.  It  was 
my  father  that  laughed,  and  it  struck 


319 

more  horror  to  my  soul  than  the 
groan  of  a  myriad. 

Oh,  that  the  groan  and  the  laugh 
had  been  all!  As  I  crept  away 
through  the  prison  area,  where  each 
one  shrank  from  me  with  disgust,  I 
passed  close  to  a  youth  deep  bathed 
in  tears,  and  some  one  whispered  to 
another,  "  It  is  poor  Foster's  son !" 
What  devil  tempted  me  to  look  in  his 
face  ?  I  know  not  the  impulse ;  but 
I  know  I  looked — and  he  looked ! — 
Oh,  consummation  of  wretchedness, 
it  was  Foster's  son — and  it  was  he 
also  who  had  offered  to  share  with  me 
his  slender  pittance  on  my  first  arri- 
val at  Okeham !  As  he  gazed  on  me, 
a  deep  heavy  sob  seemed  as  though 
his  heart  was  breaking. 

I  rushed  from  the  spot  like  one 
mad.  In  all  my  misery,  in  all  my 
wickedness,  I  had  fondly  clung  to 
the  recollection  of  that  youth  and 
his  goodness,  as  the  shipwrecked 
mariner  to  the  creed-born  cherub 
that  he  pictures  forth  as  the  guard- 
ian of  his  destiny.  But  this  blow 
seemed  to  have  destroyed  my  only 
Heaven.  I  had  not  even  this  one 
poor  pleasurable  thought  left  me  to 
feed  upon.  His  sob  thrilled  in  my 
ear,  as  though  it  would  never  end; 
and  the  womanly  sound  was  more 
overwhelming  and  more  excrucia- 
ting than  the  despising  groan  of  the 
mob,  or  the  atrocious  laugh  of  Lock- 
wood. 


[  To  be  concluded  in  next  Number. \ 


HOMER'S  HYMNS. 
No.  IV. 

THE  HUMOURS  OF  HERMES. 


PART  I. 


SING  me  of  Hermes,  son  of  Jove, 
And  fruit  of  gentle  Maia's  love  ; 
Guardian  of  Cyllene's  Hill, 

And  flock-engendering  Arcady — 
To  the  gods,  and  their  high  will, 
-  Hermes,  herald-deity — 
Wing-shod  apparitor,  most  meet 
Purveyor — Him  the  nymph  discreet, 

Fair  Maia,  bore  'mid  shadowy  rocks, 
Secreted  in  a  cave  from  sight 
Of  prying  god  or  mortal  wight ; 
There,  in  the  soothing  hour  of  night, 
When  sweet  sleep  Juno's  jealous  eye 
Had  kindly  closed,  did  the  Godhead  lie 

With  the  Nymph  of  the  wavy  locks  j 
But  when  the  tenth  month  'gan  fulfil, 
In  the  heavenly  course,  his  mighty  will, 


Then  Hermes  sprang  to  birth. 
And  many  the  wonders,  strange  and  wild, 
That  mark'd  him  a  rare  and  fitful  child, 

Subtle  in  wit  and  mirth ; 
A  gazer  of  stars,  a  driver  of  beeves, 
Pilferer,  trickster,  thief  of  thieves, 
Keeper  of  doors,  and  watch  o'  nights, 
Giver  of  dreams  to  drowsy  wights, 

Surest  of  shufflers  he—- 
The very  compound  of  art  and  trick, 
And  the  gods  soon  learn'd  from  his  rhetoric 

What  he  was  like  to  be  : 
For,  on  the  fourth  day  of  the  moon, 
Born  in  the  morning,  in  sooth  'twas  soon, 
He  played  on  the  lyre  when  it  was  noon  ; 
In  the  evening  of  the  self-same  day, 
The  cows  of  Apollo  he  stole  away. 


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[Feb. 


It  was  not  for  him,  with  sleepy  eye, 

In  his  cradle  a  lumpish  thing  to  lie, 

For  he  sprang  away  in  his  merry  mood, 

To  pilfer  the  kine  of  the  king  divine — 

At  his  cavern's  mouth  he  stood  ; 

For  when  he  had  bounded  across  the  floor, 

He  saw  a  poor  tortoise  the  cave  before, 

Eating  small  herbs  at  the  threshold  door. 

(It  was  Hermes  who  first  the  tortoise  made 

To  chant  and  quaver  and  serenade, 

And  taught  him  the  nice  musician's  trade, ) 

Then  the  darling  boy 

Was  ready  for  joy 
To  j  ump  out  of  his  skin, 
When  he  saw  the  creature's  crawling  pace, 

As  it  was  creeping  in ; 
Then  stooping  him  down  with  hand  on  knee, 
With  curious  eye  he  peer'd  into  his  face, 
And  laughing  out  loud,  quoth  he, 

"  Now  good  greeting, 

Thou  pretty  sweet  thing, 
Lucky  the  hour  that  thee  doth  bring, 

Sweet  joy,  my  toy, 

To  my  welcoming  ; 

Oh  !  thou  shalt  be  mine  own  plaything, 
And  boon  companion  at  merry  cheer, 
At  dance  and  feast,  my  mountaineer, 
With  thy  painted  shell  so  speckled  and  clear. 
Thou  art  too  precious  by  half  to  roam, 
'Twere  better  by  far  to  be  safe  at  home, 
So  I'll  take  thee  to  mine,  my  own  delight, 
And  I'll  make  thee  of  use,  and  honour  thee 

right ; 
Not  leave  thee  to  linger  in  luckless  plight. 

And  though  I  know  well 

Thou  hast  power  and  spell 
To  guard  me  from  magic,  while  yet  in  life, 
Yet  its  ways  are  rough,  and  its  troubles  are 

rife; 
And  I'll  make  all  smooth  with  my  little 

knife — 
And  bethink  thee  how  thou  wilt  sing  when 

dead." 

With  both  his  hands,  as  this  he  said, 
Hermes  took  up  the  toy,  and  went 
Within  delighted,  and  so  sped 
With  a  shining  steel-scoop  instrument, 
That  quick  as  the  twinkling  of  an  eye, 
Or  a  thought,  when  thoughts  do  quickest  fly, 
He  did  not  leave  one  single  shred 


Of  life,  but  scoop'd  it  cleanly  out ; 

This  Hermes  did  from  tail  to  snout. 

Then  cutting  reeds  he  fixed  them  in, 

At  proper  distances,  along 

The  back,  and  stretch'd  a  leather  thoiig 

Over  the  holes,  fastening  a  pin 

Upon  each  side,  and  at  each  end 

He  made  a  bridge,  from  bend  to  bend, 

Straining  seven  strings  of  tendons  fine, 

That  did  symphoniously  combine. 

This  done,  he  aptly  held  his  new-wrought 

toy, 

And  with  his  plectrum  smartly  struck 
The  strings  alternate,  that  off  shook 
Up  from  beneath  his  hands  sounds  of  wild  joy 
Wondrously  bright. — Then  gain'd  he  skill  to 

reach 

A  prelude  in  true  notes,  to  each 
Carelessly  humming,  not  with  speech 
Articulate,  at  first,  and  story, 
Till  warm'd  he  reach'd  his  infant  glory, 
And  broke  <6rth  improvisatore. 
He  sang  of  the  passion  of  Jove 

For  the  nymph  of  the  sandall'd  feet, 
Fair  Maia — their  meetings  of  love 

That  were  both  stolen  and  sweet. 
He  sang  of  his  birth,  as  became 

The  son  of  his  father  and  mother  ; 
Without  them  adopted  his  name  : 

Of  the  servants  one  after  the  other 
He  sang,  of  the  pots  and  pans 

In  the  nymph's  magnificent  hall ; 
Of  the  nipperkins,  cups,  and  cans, 

The  skillets,  and  kettles,  and  all. 
Blithely  of  these  Childe  Hermes  sang, 

And  more  was  in  his  mind  ; 
The  hall  it  rang  with  the  merry  twang, 

But  to  more  he  was  not  inclined. 
For  he  was  bent  on  thievery  ; 

Therefore  his  lyre,  his  well-scoop'd  thing, 
Within  his  sacred  crib  hid  he  j 

And  after  due  depositing, 
Longing  to  know  what  meat  might  be, 

He  bounded  out  of  his  scented  cave, 
Over  the  hills  and  far  away, 

Schooling  his  wits,  like  a  perfect  knave, 
To  a  deep-laid  scheme  of  cheatery : 

So  noted  thieves,  at  close  of  day, 
Ponder,  and  plan,  and  expedite 
Villainous  plots  for  the  dead  of  night. 


PART  II. 


Phoebus  was  sunk  to  his  ocean  bed, 

And  bathed  his  steeds  and  glowing  wheels, 

When  o'er  the  Pierian  mountains,  spread 

In  shadow,  Childe  Hermes  plied  his  heels ; 

Where  the  soft  pastures,  ambient 

In  herbage,  the  fat  herds  divine 

Of  the  immortal  Gods  frequent ; 

But  Hermes  cut  off  fifty  kine  j 

Argicide  Hermes  fifty  drove, 

Nor  let  them  forward-wise  to  rove 

Over  the  sandy  line  of  shore, 

But  with  their  hinder  feet  afore, 

The  fore  behind,  be  managed,  them  -3 


And  never  forgot  his  stratagem 

Of  walking  backwards  ;  and  first  discreet 

He  took  the  sandals  off  his  feet, 

And  threw  them  across  the  watery  sand  ; 

And  gathering  with  most  cunning  hand 

Twigs  from  the  tamarisk,  and  such  trees 

As  grew  around,  with  leaf  and  rind 

A  bandage  for  his  soles  he  twined, 

As  one  that  might  rough  ways  unravel, 

Shunning  the  way-worn  path  of  travel. 

Thus  from  Pieria  went  the  God, 
Not  unperceived—- for  while  the  sod 


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An  old  man  in  his  vineyard  turn'd, 
The  traveller  Hermes  he  discern'd, 
As  toward  the  level  ground  he  pass'd 

Of  rich  Onchestus'  pasturage. 
Then  Maia'swily  son  address'd 

First  with  these  words  the  man  of  age  : 
"  Old  fellow  there,  with  thy  broad  shoulders 

bent, 

Delving  and  digging,  have  a  care,  good  friend, 
Thou  dost  not,  ere  thy  fruit-time,  sore  lament ; 
Old  men  are  given  to  blabbing  without  end  ; 
Be  blind,  be  deaf,  and,  above  all,  be  dumb, 
Or  thou  wilt  find  thy  talking  troublesome." 
Nor  more  said  he,  but  urged  with  speed 

His  herd,  that  jostled  horn  with  horn, 
O'er  hill  and  echoing  dale,  and  mead 

Dappled  with  fresh  flowers  newly  born. 
Now  night  that  served  him  in  good  stead, 

Was  yielding  to  the  dawning  morn, 
And  the  pale  Pallantean  moon  divine 
Had  just  walk'd  forth  abroad  to  shine, 

New-glistening  from  her  own  boudoir. 
Farther  the  Godhead  drove  his  kine 

To  lofty  stalls  and  reservoir, 
From  which  th'  Alphaeus'  streams  were  flow- 
ing? 

With  verdure  round  them  ever  growing. 
There  fed  he  them  deep-lowing  on  sweet  fare 

Of  lotus  and  cyperus  steep'd  in  dew  ; 
And  gathering,  fuel  conn'd  invention  rare 

To  fashion  fire,  and  rack'd  his  wits  anew. 
(  Hermes  first  taught  how  sparks  would  catch, 
And  thus  invented  tinder-box  and  match. ) 

Where  thick  the  bay-trees  grew, 
A  dry  branch  took,  and  stripp'd  the  bark, 
Rubb'd  piece  'gainst  piece,  till  spark  by  spark 

Was  kindled,  and  the  flame  upflew. 
Then  on  the  ground  into  a  pit 
A  fagot  threw,  and  lighted  it, 
And  ere  the  fire  was  yet  quite  fit 
For  roasting,  out  he  dragg'd  two  cows 
Bellowing,  and  on  the  earth  hard  by 
Upon  their  backs  he  threw  them  wondrous- 


And  while  their  gusty  nostrils  blew 
Steams  of  thick  vapour,  to  the  ground 
Stooping  him  clown,  he  roll'd  them  round, 
Adroitly  struck  them  in  the  spine,  and  slew. 

Then  commenced  busy  work,  with  spits, 
And  skewers  of  wood  for  nicer  bits, 
That  dropp'd  and  fizz'd  into  the  fire — 
The  lordly  sirloins  roasted  he  entire. 
Then  chopp'd  he  meat  most  small,  and  laid 
An  entrail  open,  into  that 
Forcing  the  morsels,  and  he  made 
Black  puddings  with  the  blood  and  fat. 
The  hides  he  stretch'd  on  a  sharp  stone. 
So  now  a-days  we  cut  up  beeves  full  grown, 
Selecting  after  much  discrimination  ; 
But  happy-hearted  Hermes  dragg'd  away 
To  a  smooth  place  the  whole  fat  preparation, 
To  the  twelve  Gods  apportioning  the  prey 
In  twelve  good  parts,  with  judgment  nice  ; 
The  savour  his  immortal  sense 
Provoked  to  thoughts  of  sacrifice, 
That  he  would  institute  from  thence. 
But  though  that  savour  rich  and  sweet 
Might  well  delude  a  god  to  eat, 
His  real  godship  to  denote, 
No  morsel  reach'd  his  sacred  throat : 
But  fat  and  flesh,  he  laid  up  all 
Within  the  precincts  of  the  stall ; 
And  that  no  trophy  might  be  spied 
That  he  had  been  a  Bovicide, 
The  horn'd  heads  and  hocks  entire, 
With  all  their  hair,  and  flesh,  and  bone, 
He  burnt  to  ashes,  having  thrown. 
Heaps  of  dried  wood  upon  the  fire. 
This  done,  the  bandages  he  drew 
Off  from  his  feet,  and  smartly  threw 
To  the  Alphaeus's  deep  pool. 
And  when  the  cinders  now  were  cool, 
He  pounded  them  to  dust,  and  spent 
The  night  in  the  accomplishment. 
Thus  Hermes  labour'd  amid  the  kine, 
In  the  mellow  light  of   the   sweet  moon- 
shine. 


PART  III. 


BUT  at  the  peep  of  dawn  he  sought 
Cyllene's  mountain  tops,  nor  aught 
Met  he,  though  long  the  way,  no  not  a  soul, 
Nor  god  nor  man ;  nor  heard  he  bark  of  dog  ; 
But  ducking  down,  he  slipp'd  through  the 

keyhole, 

Like  a  light  blast  of  autumn,  or  thin  fog. 
Straight  through  his  cavernous  temple  then 

he  stepp'd 

On  tiptoe  trippingly,  so  light 
Afoot,  as  if  not  quite 
He  touch'd  the  ground,  and  crept 
Softly  into  his  cradle  opposite, 
As  if  he  were  some  new-born  babe  that  slept ; 
And  wrapp'd  his  swaddling  clothes  about  him 

well, 

His  right  hand  round  his  knees,  and  slid 
VOJj.  XXXI.  NO.  CXCI. 


His  fingers,  playing  with  the  coverlid, 
Most  sly  :  and  his  left  hand  close  kept 
Beside  him  his  loved  toy,  his  tortoise-shell. 

But  therewithal  escaped  not  he, 
The  God,  his  goddess  mother's  eye — 
"  You  little  impudent,"  quoth  she, 
"  So  young  and  yet  so  sly  ! 
Whence  comest  thou  ?  Latona's  son 
Will  teach  thee  how  o'  nights  to  run, 
For  soon  will  he  be  here  to  spy 
What  knave  such  tricks  hath  done — 
And  throw  a  cord  about  thy  waist, 
And  swing  thee  round  until  you  spin, 
And  pass  the  threshold  in  more  haste 
Than  ever  you  came  in. 
Canst  thou  cajole  him  with  lying  lip, 
And  from  l\is  griping  fingers  slip  ? 


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Out  on  thee,  mischievous  ! — or  rather, 
Would  thou  hadsfc  never  been  born !  thy  fa- 
ther 

Begat  thee  a  great  plague  to  gods  and  men." 
"  Is  it  so?"  quoth  crafty  Hermes  ;  "then, 
Good  mother  mine,  now  what's  the  use 
Of  all  this  nonsense  and  abuse ; 
As  if  I  were  some  baby  thing, 
That  fear'd  a  mother's  bothering ; 
Nor  had  one  grain  of  sense  to  tell 
The  difference  'twixt  ill  and  well  ?— « 
I  lack  not  wits,  and,  mother,  rest 
Assured  I'll  use  them  for  the  best ; 
And  will  most  thoroughly  provide 
For  both  of  us  ;  nor  here  abide 
In  dismal  cave  to  fast  and  pine, 
Alone  of  all  the  race  divine 
Ungifted  and  unfed — not  I—- 
Though you  advise — Divinity 
Is  a  fine  thing,  to  share  in  all 
The  wealth,  feasts,  offerings  that  befall 


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The  gods  in  heaven ;  not  here  to  mope, 

And  starve  in  this  shade- furnish'd  cave  j 

And  further,  mother,  be  my  scope 

Such  sacred  honours  as  Jove  gave 

Apollo.      Should  my  sire  refuse 

My  asking,  I  can  still  contrive,  and  use 

My  privilege  as  Prince  of  Thieves, 

And  take  my  own  without  their  godships' 

leaves. 

Now  to  the  matter  of  the  beeves, 
And  this  search-warrant  of  Apollo's — 
Why  let  him  come — and  mark  what  follows : 
I'll  go  to  Pytho,  break  into 
His  fine  big  temple,  through  and  through 
I'll  ransack  it ;  and  pilfer  thence 
The  boast  of  its  magnificence  ; 
Pots,  tripods,  cauldron,  ewer,  brass  and  gold, 
And  all  his  stuffs,  most  costly  to  behold. 
E'en  let  him  come,  and  coming  rue  it—- 
Nor care  I,  mother,  who  may  view  it ; 
Yourself  may  come  and  see  me  do  it." 


PART  IV. 


THUS  Hermes  and  his  goddess  mother* 
Remonstrated  with  one  another ; 
And  now  Aurora  from  the  bed 
Of  the  deep  ocean  rising,  spread 
O'er  works  of  men  her  rosy  light, 
When  to  Onchestus  came  Apollo, 
And   reach'd  the   greenwood's  sacred  hol- 
low, 

The  grove  of  Neptune  roaring  in  his  might—- 
And there  beheld  that  old  man  downward 

bent, 
By  the  way-side,  upon  his  vineyard-fence 

intent. 

And  thus  Apollo  the  old  man  bespake  : 
"  Old  fellow  there,  that  mak'st  thy  shoulders 

ache, 
About   thy   vineyard   gath'ring   hedge-row 

thorns, 

In  this  Onchestus,  peering  'mong  the  boughs, 
Say  dost  thou  happen  to  have  seen  my  cows  ? 
You  easily  may  know  them  by  their  horns 
Bent  backward — from  Pieria,  far  away, 
I'm  come  to  seek  my  cattle  gone  astray, 
Or  stolen — all  cows — but  the  black  bull ; 

secure, 

For  he  was  in  a  meadow  separate- 
Four  savage  dogs  attended  them,  and  sure 
As  any  herdsmen  ; ,  yet,  last  evening  late, 
They  left  their  soft  meads  and  their  grassy 

range ; 

Left  too  the  dogs  and  bull  behind,  to  me" 
A  circumstance  that  seems  no  little  strange. 
Now,  old  man,  tell  me,  hast  thou  chanced  to 

see 

Any  suspicious  fellow  hereabouts  ?"— . 
"  Friend,"  then,  quoth  he,  "  one  sees  so  many- 
things, 

That  all  one  sees  one  very  seldom  says ; 
For  certain  many  men  have  many  routes, 
And  various  purpose  for  their  journeyings  j 
And  fariug-men  pass  this,  as  other  ways ; 


And  some  with  evil  thoughts  perhaps,  some 

good, 

But  which  have  which  is  rarely  understood. 
I  have  been  digging  here,  from  morning  light, 
This  vineyard  trench,  until  the  setting  sun— 
And  now,  I  recollect,  there  cross'd  my  sight 
A  little  boy — in  truth,  he  seem'd  to  shun 
Much  note,  an  infant,  and  he  tended  kine  ; 
But  whose  I  know  not,  but  they  were  not 

mine  ; 

And  curiously  he  drove  them  backward-wise ; 

And  held  a  staff,  and  look'd,  with  crafty  eyes, 

This  way  and  that,  as  one  who  fear'd  surprise. " 

Thus  spake  th'  old  man  :    with  quicker 

speed 

Did  Pho3bus  on  his  way  proceed ; 
Ere  long,  above  his  pathway  hover'd 
A  bird  of  omen,  and  flew  by  ; 
From  which,  and  skill  in  augury, 
The  thief-born  Hermes  he  discover 'd 
To  be  the  pilferer  of  his  kine. 
Then  straight  for  speculation  apt, 
Round  him  a  purple  cloud  he  wrapp'd, 
And  hasten'd  forward,  thus  accoutred, 
To  "  Sandy  Pylos,  the  divine," 
As  by  the  omen  he  was  tutor'd  : 
And  spying  tracts  upon  the  sand, 
Though  somewhat  puzzled,  thus  he  cried  r  — 
"  What,  ho  ! — then  here  are  signs  at  hand, 
Though  strange  ;  nor  can  it  be  denied, 
That  these  are  prints  of  hoof  of  kine, 
But  towards  the  pastures  turn'd,   beshrew 

it, 

These  lead  not  from  their  home,  but  to  it. 
If  marks  of  cattle,  are  they  mine  ? 
But  what  new  trampings  see  I  there, 
No  prints  of  woman,  man,  or  child, 
Nor  lion,  tawny  wolf,  nor  bear, 
Nor  of  the  shaggy  Centaur  wild  ? 
There,  there — what  a  prodigious  tramp 
Was  that,  and  there  a  broader  stamp  ! ! 


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Whatever  monster  It  might  be 

That  made  these  marks,  good  care  took  he 

To  make  them  large  and  busily." 

Then  Phoebus  hasten'd  farther  still, 
To  deep-embower'd  Cyllene's  hill, 
And  reach'd  the  cave  of  Maia,  where 
Th'  ambrosial  Nymph  to  mighty  Jove 
Bore  the  sly  infant  of  their  love, 
Far  in  amid  deep-shaded  rocks  : 
O'er  all  the  hill  the  scented  air 
Breathed  sweetness  round,  and  many  flocks 
Bit  close  the  tender  herbage  there. 

Down  to  the  cavernous  chamber  stepp'd 
Apollo,  the  far-darting  god ; 
The  threshold  in  his  wrath  he  trode. 
Him  Hermes  saw,  duck'd  down,  and  crept 
Under  his  cradle-clothes,  hands,  feet,  and  all, 
Huddled  up  close  together,  like  a  ball, 
Or-  smouldering  fagot  underneath  its  heap 
Of  ashes  ;  thus  lay  Hermes  in  his  nest, 
As  'twere  a  new-wash'd  baby  mass  of  sleep, 
Yet  therewithal  his  tortoise-shell  he  press'd, 
Tenderly  under  his  infant  arms  caress'd. 

But  now  Latona's  son  knew  well 
That  in  this  stony  mansion  dwelt 
Maia  and  Hermes  ;  every  cell, 
Corner,  and  hole,  he  search'd,  and  felt, 
Look'd  well  about  him,  opening  three 
Large  cupboards  with  a  polish'd  key- 
Three  cupboards  with  ambrosia  stored, 
And  nectar  for  their  daily  board, 
And  gold  and  silver  too,  no  little  hoard ; 
Then  Maia's  millinery,  white 
And  purple  robes,  all  exquisite, 
And  fit  for  sacred  houses,  turn'd  he  over 
And  ransack'd,  the  thief  Hermes  to  discover, 
And  found  him  cradled  as  he  lay- 
Then  thus — "  You  little  urchin,  say, 
Where  are  my  cows  you  stole  away  ? 
This  instant  speak,  or  you  and  I 
Must  have  a  quarrel  presently ; 
I'll  hurl  thee,  too,  young  mischievous, 
Down  to  the  dismal  Tartarus, 
And  its  inextricable  night  j 
Nor  shall  thy  mother — no,  nor  thy  father, 
E'er  help  thee  back  again  to  light ; 
Left  there  to  perish,  or  say  rather 
To  live,  and  rule  forlorn,  the  head 
And  leader  of  the  puny  dead." 

Hermes,  with  cunning  speech,  replied — 
"  Hard  words  are  these,  Latona's  son, 
That  a  poor  babe  have  vilified. 
What  makes  thee  hither  angry  run 
To  seek  thy  cows  ? — I've  seen  them  not ; 
If  thieves  there  be,  I  am  not  in  their  plot. 
Nor  would  my  conscience,  should  you  offer 
Handsome  rewards  for  information, 
Allow  me  to  accept  the  offer. 
And,  so  far  for  my  abnegation, 
Nor  thief  am  I,  nor  thief's  conniver. 
Am  I  like  a  stout  cattle-driver  ? 
I,  such  a  puny  thing  as  I, 
That  have  not  aught  to  do  but  lie 
Nestled  ii|3  warm,  to  suck  and  sleep 
On  my  own  mother's  breast,  and  creep 


Under  my  cradle- clothes,  be  kiss'd, 

And    wash'd    in    nice  warm    water    every 

night ! 
I  steal  your  cows ! — how  could  the  thought 

exist  ? 

Th'  Olympian  gods  would  laugh  outright, 
Should  you  in  such  a  charge  persist, 
That  a  young  thing  as  I  should  out 
A-cattle-driving  ! — I,  so  stout ! — 
Born  yesterday  !— And  my  poor  feet- 
Look  at  them — they  are  soft  enough ; 
For  roads,  so  very  hard  and  rough, 
You  must  confess  them  most  unmeet. 

"  Now,  would  you  like  an  oath,  I'll  swear 
A  great  one.      By  my  father's  head — 
A  monstrous  oath — I  know  not  where 
Your  cows  are,  nor  have  e'er  heard  said; 
Nor  cows,  nor  thieves,  have  met  my  eye  ; 
In  no  wise  will  I  bear  the  blame. 
And  what  are  cows  ?     I  know  not,  I, 
What  things  they  are,  except  by  name. 
Pray,  tell  me,  sir,  what  things  are  cows  ?" 
This  Hermes  said,  wrinkled  his  brows, 
And  cast  his  winking  eyes  about ; 
And  one  long  wheugh,  half- whistled  out, 
That  meant  to  say,  was  ever  heard 
An  accusation  so  absurd  ? 

Phoebus,  in  pleasant  humour,  laugh'd ; 
Quoth  he,  "  Thou  quintessence  of  craft, 
Henceforth  I  prophesy  of  thee 
The  prince  of  housebreakers  to  be  ; 
How  many  that  bear  purse  and  scrip, 
Shall  walk  with  thee,  and  shortly  miss  it ; 
And  houses  rue  thy  noiseless  trip, 
And  domiciliary  visit, 
And  find  their  masters  penniless  ! 
What  herdsmen  rue  thy  knavishness, 
And  diminution  of  their  stocks, 
When  thou,  with  thoughts  of  future  savour, 
Shalt  take  the  choice  of  herds  and  flocks 
Unto  thy  more  especial  favour  ! 
Out  of  thy  cradle — up,  boy,  leap, 
Or  thou  shalt  sleep  thy  latest  sleep, 
Thou  lover  of  dark  nights  ;  but  go 
Up  to  the  gods ;  thy  wit  achieves 
The  glorious  boon  they  shall  bestow, — 
The  title  of  the  King  of  Thieves." 

This  said,  Apollo  seized  the  urchin, 
Who,  finding  himself  roughly  handled, 
Not  like  a  petted  baby  dandled, 
But  grasp'd  and  lifted  up  aloft, 
With  fingers,  too,  not  over  soft, 
His  wit's  invention  keenly  searching, 
In  quick  return  for  his  caressing, 
Bethought  him  of  an  infant's  blessing. 


Upon  the  ground  Apollo  threw 
Young  Hermes,  and  apart  withdrew  ; 
Sat  down  before  him,  first  to  scoff, 
Though  much  in  hurry  to  be  off. 
"  By  this  good  omen,  then,"  quoth  he, 
"  We  now  shall  go  on  swimmingly, 
Especially  with  such  a  guide  ; 
So,  up— begone."  -  But  -Hermes  plied 


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[Feb. 


His  busy  steps,  and  to  botli  ears 
Lifting  his  hands,  abput  him  wrapp'd 
His  cradle- clothes,  and  answer'd  apt, — 
"  What  would  you  do  with  me,  or  where 
Take  me,  of  all  the  gods  that  are, 
O  you  most  savage,  to  torment 
And  tease  one  'bout  your  horrid  cattle  so  ? 
'Would  the  whole  race  of  them  were  shent  I 
What  things  cows  are  I  do  not  know ; 
I'm  sure  I  stole  them  not,  nor  saw 
The  thief  who  did — In  court  of  law, 
The  court  above,  our  cause  be  tried, 
And  Justice  Jove  himself  decide." 


Thus  long,  with  various  expression, 
Discuss'd  Childe  Hermes  and  Apollo ; 
One  mostly  bent  to  force  confession, 
(Not  likely,  as  it  seem'd,  to  follow,) 
The  other,  Hermes,  on  denying, 
Deceit,  cajoling,  cunning,  lying; 
He,  finding  his  prevarication 
Was  met  with  equal  ready  wit 
And  better  ratiocination, 
And  knowing  he  must  needs  submit, 
Trudged  off  to  make  the  best  of  it, 
Over  the  sands  his  way  to  wind, 
And  Phoebus  follow'd  close  behind. 


PART  V. 


Tttus  fared  they,  nor  did  either  stop, 

Until  they  reach'd  the  Olympian  top 

Fragrant,  both  sons  of  Jove,  for  there 

The  fated  scales  of  justice  were. 

But  Rumour  had  before  them  sped, 

And  had  the  immortals  gathered 

Round  Jove's  eternal  judgment-seat ; 

When  both  arrived ;  and  at  his  feet 

Apollo  and  sly  Hermes  stood. 

The  Thunderer  spake — "  Some  merry  mood 

Hath  urged  thee,  gentle  Phoebus  mine, 

Hither  to  drive  thy  captive  imp  ! 

Whence  hast  this  urchin  libertine, 

With  herald  look  and  eye  of  pimp  ? 

— No  doubt  some  mighty  grave  affair, 

On  which  their  godships  must  proceed, 

Hath    brought    you    hither.". — "  Father, 
-  spare," 

Quoth  Phoebus,  "  nor  the  gods  mislead 

With  this  reproof  of  piracy. 

No  kidnapper  of  infants  I. 

And  though  you  scarcely  would  believe 

A  thing  so  young  as  this  would  thieve, 

I  speak  in  simple  verity. 

You  know  Cyllene's  mountain  well  j 
'Tis  there  this  pilferer  I  caught : 
This  rogue,  this  crafty  miracle, 
With  cunning  skill  and  knavery  fraught. 

With  reverence  to  your  honours  due, 

There's  not  a  god  in  this  divan, 

Or  mortal  rogue  on  earth,  e'er  knew 

To  use  his  tongue  and  calling  too, 

As  this  small  simple  urchin  can. 

'  Twas  evening  when  he  stole  my  kine 

From  their  green  pastures  ;  near  the  brine 

On  the  resounding  shore  he  drove 

The  cattle  in  strange  wise  :    great  Jove, 

You  would  have  wonder'd  had  you  seen 

The  hoof-marks  and  the   monstrous  prints 

between, 

Not  from,  but  towards  the  pastures  leading, 
Whence  they  were  stolen  ;  in  fact,  receding; 
As  was  discernible  upon  the  sands. 
But  how  he  walk'd  (nor  feet  nor  hands, 
'Tis  plain,  convey'd  him)  who  can  say  ? 
In  unknown  guise  he  scratched  his  way, 
As  if  his  feet  had  been  young  oaks, 
Tops  downwards  -f  the  prodigious  strokes^ 


That  brush'd  the  sands  on  the  moist  shore, 
Were  plain  enough  ;  but  that  pass'd  o'er, 
All  trace  was  lost,  nor  would  have  been  re- 

cover'd, 

But  that  a  man  by  the  way  side, 
As  the  thief  pass'd  towards  Pylos,  spied 
Him  and  his  booty,  and  to  me  discover'd. 
Now  when  at  leisure  he  had  slain, 
And  cook'd  his  meat,  and  fire  put  out, 
And  thrown  the  ashes  all  about, 
Not  to  be  seen,  he  crept  again 
Into  his  cradle,  stealthily 
Like  night,  within  Nymph  Maia's  cave, 
Nor  might  an  eagle's  searching  eye 
Have  seen  the  slyly  cradled  knave ; 
And  there  he  lay,  and  rubb'd  his  eyes, 
And  stretch'd,  and  feign'd  him  just  awake, 
Poor  baby — ruminating  lies 
The  while,  and  what  false  pleadings  he  might 

make, 

As  thus — '  Why  question  me,  good  now, 
Either  about  your  cows  or  cow  ? 
I've  neither  seen,  nor  heard  about  'em, 
And  though  you  give  me  worlds  to  tell, 
In  truth  I've  not  one  syllable 
To  say,  and  fear  you'll  go  without  'em.'  " 
Thus  Phoebus,  having  made  his  charge, 
Sat  down,  and  on  the  other  side 
Stood  Hermes,  and  replied  at  large ; 
But  none  save  sovereign  Jove  he  eyed, 
As  he  were  judge,  and  govern'd  all  beside  : 
"  Good  father,  what  I'm  going  to  say 
Shall  all  be  truth;   I  scorn  a  lie, 
I'm  truth  itself: — At  break  of  day 
Comes  Phoebus,  with  a  tale  that  I 
Had  stolen  away  his  beastly  cows ; 
Nor  brought  he  witnesses,  not  one, 
To  prove  the  thing  ;  but  knit  his  brows, 
And  bullied  me  so  loud,  enough  to  stun 
And  shock  one  with  vile  oaths,  swearing  to 

fling 

.Me  into  some  vile  place  called  Tartarus. 
He's  in  his  prime,  good  Jove,  and  vigorous, 
And  lithe  of  limb — but  I,  poor  thing, 
Was  born  but  yesterday ;  this  too 
He  knows,  and  so  makes  this  to  do 

With  a  weak  infant Am  I  like 

A  cow-stealer;  one  stout  to  strike^ 


1832.] 

Robust  to  drive  ?  Good  father  Jove,— 
Father,  dear  name, — I  never  drove, 
Heaven  bless  me,  homeward  cow  or  kine, 
Nor  have  I  cross'd  my  threshold  ever, 
Till  now  ;   I  reverence  the  great  sun  divine, 
And  all  their  godships  whatsoever — 
Love  you — would  e'en  respect  this  bully  ; 
I'm  innocent,  you  know  it  fully. 


Homer's  Hymns.    No.  IV. 


325 


Yet  for  form's  sake,  and  nothing  loath, 
I  swear,  and  mighty  is  the  oath — 
By  this  immortal  vestibule — 
And  now  I  think  on't,  time  will  come, 
Though  now  he  domineer  and  rule, 
I'll  strike  this  proud  accuser  dumb—- 
Nor yet  for  means  be  far  to  seek ; 
Meanwhile,  great  Jove,  protect  the  weak!" 


PART  VI. 


HERMES,  Cyllenian  Argicide, 

Thus  spake  with  winks  and  nods  asid  e, 

Nor  did  he  let  his  garment  flow, 

But  held  it  o'er  his  arm  projected, 

As  one  that  a  reply  expected  ; 

And  Jove  laugh' d  loud  to  see  him  so 

Expert  in  wit  and  self-collected  ; 

And,  both  his  sons  accosting,  bid  them 

In  instant  amity  proceed 

After  the  kine,  Hermes  to  lead 

The  way,  and  shew  where  he  had  hid  them. 

Jove  nodded,  and  as  most  expedient 

In  such  cases,  Hermes  march'd  obedient. 

The  two  illustrious  brothers  sped 
Towards  Pylos,  and  the  pasturage 
By  the  Alphseus*  sandy  bed, 
And  reach'd  the  stalls  and  courtelage, 
Where  all  night  long  the  beeves  were  fed : 
There  Hermes  enter' d,  and  drove  out 
The  noble  kine,  near  fifty  head  : 
Meanwhile  Apollo  search' d  about, 
And  saw  the  skins  where  they  were  spread 
Upon  the  rock,  with  admiration 
Accosting  thus  his  new  relation  : 
"  How  comes  it  now,  young  crafty  Hermes, 
That  one  a  babe,  an  infant  merely, 
Whose  sinew  yet  so  little  firm  is, 
Should  slaughter  two  great  cows  ?  Full  dearly 
I  think  to  pay  for  thy  upgrowing, 
If  now  thou  art  so  strong  and  knowing. " 
This  saying,  the  tenacious  bine 
Took  Phoebus  from  a  neighbouring  vine, 
And  tied  young  Hermes'  hands,  and  bound 

him,— 

Not  long,  for  at  his  feet  it  fell, 
And  left  him  free  as  first  it  found  him. 
Loose  flew  the  band,  though  twisted  well, 
Nor  e'en  could  Phoebus'  self  divine 
The  cause,  and  own'd  the  miracle. 

Then  Hermes  a  few  steps  retreated, 
And  with  fix'd  countenance,  moved  his  eye 
Quickly  about  him,  to  descry 
Close  shelter — but  he  soon  was  seated, 
And  straight  bethought  him  of  a  charm, 
That  might  preserve  his  limbs  from  harm  ; 
(Vocal  the  charm  and  instrumental:) 
For  this  in  his  left  hand  he  laid 
His  new-strung  tortoise-shell,  and  play'd, 
Variously  striking  on  each  string, 
That  from  beneath  his  hands  did  fling 
Such  new-created  melody, 
Accompanied  by  vocal  measure, 
That  Phoebus  laugh'd  for  very  pleasure 
Under  the  thrilling  poesy. 


Now,  reassured  at  this  success, 
On  the  left  hand  of  Phoebus  sitting, 
New  strains  of  lyric  sprightliness 
Chose    Hermes  ;     and    with    tone     befit- 
ting, 

Threw  out  his  voice  in  trill  and  treble, 
In  sweetness  link'd  interminable. 

He  sang  the  everlasting  story 
Of  the  immortal  gods  in  glory, 
The  shining  heavens,  and  the  dark  earth, 
How  all  things  were,  and  had  their  birth, 
How  each  god  had  allotted  station, 
And  'propriate  administration ; 
But  most  he  praised,  with  higher  glee, 
The  heavenly  Queen,  Mnemosyne  j 
To  whom  he  Maia's  son  assign' d, 
Her  chief  adopted  favourite  ; 
Then  all  the  gods,  and  each  one's  might, 
In  strain  and  order  exquisite. 
The  lyre  upon  his  arm  he  rested, 

Whose  music  took  in  easy  capture 
The  soul  of  Phoebus,  that  attested 
An  unextinguishable  rapture, 
Who  thus  a  compromise  suggested  : 
"  You  little  kill-cow,  apt  and  clever, 
Boon  reveller  of  merry  feasts, 
Henceforth  our  quarrel  rests  for  ever, 
You've  fairly  won  the  fifty  beasts 
With  thy  most  marvellous  doings  :   come, 
Cunning  contriver,  tell  to  me 
Wert  born  with  this  fine  minstrelsy, 
Or  was  it  the  good  gift  of  some 
Ingenious  god,  or  mortal  man? 
If  either  god  or  mortal  can 
Pour  such  delight  into  the  ear, 
As  thy  new  voice  so  sweet  to  hear — 
Thyself  alone,  young  thief,  art  able 
To  sound  such  melody ; — what  skill ! 
What  dext'rous  touch  !  of  every  ill 
On  earth,  howe'er  inextricable, 
The  only  cure  and  antidote, 
That  doth  three  choicest  things  promote, 
Love,  mirth,  and  sleep,  together  blended. 
In  blessed  '  concord  of  sweet  sounds.' 
Full  oft  in  their  Olympian  rounds 
Have  I  the  Muses  nine  attended, 
In  chorus,  dance,  and  pleasant  haunts, 
And  heard  their  pipes,  and  flutes,  and  chants, 
In  all  variety  of  measure  ; 
Yet  ne'er  so  sensitive  of  pleasure, 
As  listening  the  coin'd  fancies  flung 
•From  thy  new  instrument  and  tongue, 
That  would  enchant  the  gay  and  young. 


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Homer's  Hymns.    No,  IV. 


[Feb. 


I'm  lost  in  wonder  how  'tis  so, 

That  one  should  be  so  young  and  wise, 

And  so  adroitly  lyricize. 

And  bid  thy  gentle  mother  know. 

What  good  I  mean  thee,  Hermes  mine, 

(And  all  is  truth  that  I  divine  ;) 

Nay,  by  this  cornel  wand,  I'll  place  thee 

Blest  'mid  the  glorious  gods,  and  grace  thee 

With  precious  gifts,  and  learn  Apollo 

Ne'er  proffers  friendship  false  and  hollow." 

Then  Hermes  answer'd  him  as  cunning  : 
"  Phoebus,  you  speak  me  fair,  I  wis, 
And  knowing  too,  though  somewhat  run- 
ning 

Too  much  into  periphrasis, 
Whereof  I  know  the  meaning  well, 
For  you  are  welcome  to  this  shell, 
Nor  do  I  envy  you  the  art ; — 
Will  teach  it  you  this  very  day 
In  all  simplicity  of  heart. 
You've  but  to  wish,  I  say  not  nay. 
But,  Phoebus,  your  capacious  mind 
Knows  all  things,  both  to  come  and  pre- 
sent. 

Jove  loves  you ;  hath  to  you  assign'd 
Honours  nor  small  nor  evanescent, 
Amid  th'  immortal  brotherhood  I 
Great  are  you,  certes,  and  most  good  ; 
Nor  have  you  more  than  is  your  due ; 
And  Jove  your  sire  hath  favour'd  you 
Farther,  'tis  said,  by  divination, 
The  conferr'd  gift  of  prophecy  : 
Your  opulence  in  full  know  I, 
Nor  needs  there  strict  enumeration. 
That  you  can  learn  whate'er  you  will 
I  doubt  not,  and  for  this  poor  skill 
In  music,  and  this  simple  lyre, 
'Tis  but  to  wish  them  and  acquire. 
Sing,  then,  and  play,  and  condescend 
To  learn  of  me — take  all  delight, 
But  recollect  your  words,  requite, 
Give  me  that  glory  you  commend. 
Now  take  it  in  your  hands,  and  sing, 
Make  much  of  it,  the  gentle  thing, 
As  'twere  a  pleasant  soft-toned  friend, 
And  gay  companion,  brisk  and  clever, 
To  charm  societies,  whenever 
You  visit  feast,  and  hall,  and  ring, 
Or  any  jovial  revelling, 
And  would  all  day  and  night  prolong 
The  merry  pastime  of  sweet  sottg. 
Whoe'er  this  unconstrained  shell, 


As  some  fair  mistress,  shall  entreat, 

And  question  skilfully  and  well, 

And  kindly, — to  his  bidding  meet 

Ever  will  it  discourse  most  sweet 

And  excellent  music,  easy  gliding 

Into  the  soul,  as  it  were  part 

And  being  of  each  hearer's  heart ; 

But  to  rough  hand,  or  peevish  chiding, 

Harsh  grating  discord  and  displeasure, 

Or  folly's  mealy  maudlin  measure. 

Here  take  it,  son  of  Jove,  Apollo, 

And  skill  to  use  it  soon  will  follow. 

But  let  us  to  the  pastures  drive, 

O'er  hill  and  plain,  the  bulls  and  kine, 

Together  mix'd,  that  so  will  thrive 

And  multiply,  good  Phoebus  mine, 

As  you  may  have  small  cause  to  waken 

Your  wrath  'gainst  me  (though  too  much 

bent, 

Excuse  me,  on  emolument) 
About  the  two  poor  cows  I've  taken." 

Thus  Hermes,  and  held  out  his  gift ; 
Apollo  took  it,  well  contented, 
And  a  smart  whip  in  turn  presented 
To  Hermes,  with  the  pleasant  drift, 
Of  urging  him  to  instant  thrift 
Of  tending  the  herds  ;   Hermes  consented, 
Proud  to  be  made  his  overseer. 
In  his  left  hand  Latona's  son 
Then  took  the  lyre,  and  one  by  one 
He  stirr'd  the  strings,  till  somewhat  freer 
He  struck  and  sang — when  from  his  hand 
Uprose  the  music  soft  and  bland. 
The  kine  were  to  the  pastures  sent, 
And  the  two  sons  of  Jove  retraced 
To  the  Olympian  tops  snow-graced 
Their  steps,  delighting  as  they  went 
Ever  in  minstrel  merriment. 
Joy  took  possession  of  wise  Jove, 
Commanding  friendship  to  each  other, 
As  brother  should  be  link'd  with  brother ; 
Nor  farther  hint  did  it  behove, 
For  Hermes  towards  Latona's  son 
Felt  pure  affection,  love  entire, 
Both  now'and  when  he  gave  the  lyre, 
As  he  so  willingly  had  done. 
Light  caroll'd  Phoebus,  well  contented, 
In  bended  arm  his  lyre  caressing. 
And  Hermes,  greater  skill  professing, 
Another  instrument  invented, 
The  shrill  pipe,  sharper  on  the  ear, 
Contrived  for  distance,  loud  and  clear. 


PART  VII. 


QUOTH  Phoebus,  "  Though  I'm  loath  to  shew 
Good  Hermes  needless  apprehension, 
I  fain  would  guard  my  lyre  and  bow 
From  farther  pilfering  and  pretension  ; 
And  you  are  now  in  Jove's  good  graces, 
Elected  Plenipotentiary 
Of  all  the  Gods,  and  shifting  places 
May  be  your  office  ordinary  ; 


Therefore,  to  put  on  better  basis 
Our  amity,  I  would  be  wary, 
And  beg  your  honour  to  affix 
To  this  our  truce,  in  confirmation, 
A  great  oath — By  the  awful  Styx  !— 
And  nod,  the  Gods'  asseveration, 
That,  without  fraud,  in  all  things  duly 
You  mean  to  act  inncerely — truly." 


1832.] 


Homer's  Hymns.    No.  IV. 


327 


The  son  of  Mala  bow'd  assent ; 
Whate'er   the   Archer   own'd,    he    nought 

would  covet, 

Or  seek  in  act  or  manner  fraudulent ; 
For  thievery,  he  was  much  above  it  j 
Nor  would  he  his  rich  temple  e'er  approach, 
Much  less  upon  his  property  encroach. 

Apollo,  too,  the  glorious  son 
Of  fair  Latona,  gave  the  nod, 
That  or  in  heaven  or  earth,  not  one, 
Or  son  of  Jove,  or  man,  or  god, 
Would  he  hold  half  so  dear  as  Hermes  ; 
And  added,  "  Since  our  truth  so  firm  is, 
I  mean  in  friendship  to  present  you 
A  rod  endued  with  charm  to  bless, 
With  riches  and  all  happiness, 
The  master  by  whose  hand  'tis  holden  ; 
(Where'er  their  godships    shall  have  sent 

you, 

Ensuring  safety  and  success  ;) 
Beauteous  the  rod  three-leaved  and  golden» 
And  whatsoe'er,  by  word  or  will, 
Jove  would  command,  it  will  express 
And  teach  the  duty  to  fulfil. 
But  for  this  art  of  divination, 
That,  my  good  son  of  Jove,  forbear, 
Nor  further  ask  me  to  declare—. 
Unlawful  the  communication 
To  thee  or  any  other  god  ; 
It  is  the  secret  of  Jove's  mind,  and  I 
Gave  my  most  solemn  oath  and  nod, 
When  first  it  pleased  him  to  bestow 
On  me  the  gift,  no  deity 
Beside  myself  should  ever  know 
The  counsels  that  in  his  deep  bosom  lie. 
Ask  then  no  further,  brother  gifted 
With  rod  of  gold — no  tongue  discloses 
What  Jove  commands  should  ne'er  be  sift- 
ed; 

The  future  leave  as  he  disposes  ; 
While  I  alone  in  my  vocation 
Must  traverse  earth,  in  duty  strict 
Towards  man  of  every  tribe  and  nation, 
This  to  delight  and  that  afflict. 
And  mortals,  whosoe'er  consult 
Th'  appointed  birds  of  augury, 
Their  notes  and  flight,  these  learn  of  me 
And  in  my  voice  of  truth  exult  \ 
But  whatsoe'er  of  men  below 
More  than  the  gods  shall  seek  to  know, 
And  question  all  false  chattering  birds, 
Shall  trust  in  idle  sounds  and  words, 
In  error's  paths  go  wide  astray, 
And    throw    their    precious    offerings    all 
away, 


For  these  at  least  I  take,  nor  aught  return. 
But,  son  of  Maia  and  of  Jove, 
Apparitor  of  gods  above, 
There  somewhat  yet  remains  for  thee  to  learn 
Far  deep  in  their  Parnassian  bower, 
Secluded  virgin  sisters  three 
Their  dwelling  hold  ;  on  swift  wing  free, 
As  busy  bees  from  flower  to  flower 
Pass  ever  the  glad  sisterhood, 
Gathering  sweet  honey — such  their  food, 
Whose  heads  are  white,  as  if  with  meal 
O'ersprinkled — These  alone  reveal 
And  teach  their  art  of  prophecy, 
And  singular  the  gift  that  I 
Coveted  from  my  early  day, 
When  wont  among  the  herds  to  stray  ; 
Nor  was  my  sire,  great  Jove,  eoncern'd, 
With  what  I  did,  or  what  I  learn'd. 
On  this  invigorating  fare 
Feeding,  enthusiast,  they  declare, 
With  liberal  speech,  their  art  and  truth  • 
But,  that  denied,  with  little  ruth, 
Entice  their  scholars  far  away 
To  many  a  false  and  wildering  way. 
To  these  will  I  present  you,  well 
To  question  them,  and  learn  the  spell, 
And  sacred  mystery  to  foretell : 
Perchance,  then  mortals  may  frequent 
The  shrine  pf  Hermes  eloquent. 
Such  is  n»  promise,  this  my  gift, 
Fair  son  of  Maia — now  to  thrift 
And  diligence,  good  herdsman's  rules  j 
Tend  you  the  herds,  laborious  mules, 
Horses,  and  cloven-footed  kine, 
Grim  gaping  lions,  white-tooth'd  swine, 
The  howling  wolves,  and  horrid  leopards, 
Dogs,  sheep,  and  whatsoe'er  the  earth 
In  den  or  pasture  brings  to  birth  ; 
Hermes  shall  be  the  prince  of  shepherds- 
Hermes,  the  only  true  instructor, 
To  Pluto's  realms  the  sole  conductor, 
Thus  giving,  though  unapt  to  give, 
The  gift  of  death  to  all  that  live." 
Thus  King  Apollo  loved  the  son 
Of  Maia  with  all  love  j  and  grace, 
And  favour  most  especial,  and  good  place 
Amid  th'  immortal  throng  from  Jove  he  won. 
With  gods  and  men  hence  Hermes  tarries, 
The  last  of  whom  he  seldom  pleases ; 
But  oft'ner  o'  dark  nights  he  harries, 
And  by  his  thefts  vexatious  teases. 
Yet,  hail  fair  son  of  Maia,  hail ! 
Or  rather,  since  I  needs  must  tell 
Of  other  gods  another  tale, 
Till  in  new  rhymes  I  mention  thee,  farewell ! 


The  Dance  of  Death, 


[Feb. 


THE  DANCE  OF  DEATH. 


FROM  THE  GERMAN. 


A  CHEERFUL  evening  party  were 
assembled,  some  years  ago,  in  Copen- 
hagen, to  celebrate  the  birth-day  of 
a  common  friend.  They  were  young 
and  gay,  but  their  mirth,  which  other- 
wise might  have  overpast  the  bounds 
of  moderation,  was  chastened  and 
restrained  by  the  accidental  presence 
of  a  guest,  whose  passive  rather  than 
active  participation  in  the  scene, 
whose  silent  and  grave  deportment, 
and  whose  sparing,  and  almost  whis- 
pered replies,  when  addressed,  form- 
ed a  strange  contrast  with  the  festi- 
vity and  liveliness  of  the  rest  of  the 
company. 

Those  who  were  acquainted  with 
him,  nevertheless,  maintained,  that 
among  his  intimate  friends,  the  stran- 
ger was  an  interesting  companion, 
possessed  of  a  great  fund  of  anecdote 
and  observation,  and  a  pAer  of  in- 
vesting, when  he  chose,  ivh  an  air 
of  originality  and  novelty, We  every- 
day occurrences  and  experiences  of 
life.  This  vein,  however,  he  rarely 
indulged,  and,  in  mixed  society,  could 
with  difficulty  be  prevailed  on  to 
open  his  lips.  When  he  did,  how- 
ever, he  was  listened  to  with  atten- 
tion and  reverence;  and  often  the 
noisy  mirth  of  the  party  became  gra- 
dually hushed  as  he  poured  out,  in 
his  calm  solemn  tone,  his  rich  stores 
of  anecdote  and  narrative. 

It  seemed  as  if,  on  this  occasion, 
the  presence  of  some  friends  whom 
he  had  not  seen  for  some  time  past, 
had  gradually  disposed  him  to  be 
more  communicative  as  the  evening 
advanced,  and  dissipated  that  reserve 
which  the  loud  gaiety  of  the  party 
about  him  had  at  first  inspired.  The 
sparkling  glass  had  circulated  freely 
and  frequently ;  song  after  song  had, 
according  to  the  custom  of  the  coun- 
try, enlivened  the  night,  when  some 
young  wight,  probably  over  head  and 
ears  in  love,  and  anxious  to  let  the 
world  know  it,  commenced  an  air  of 
Baggesen's,  in  which  each  guest,  in 
his  turn,  sings  a  stanza,  and  drinks  to 
the  health  of  his  mistress  by  her 
baptismal  name,  the  company  re- 
peating the  pledge  in  chorus. 


Ere  the  silent  guest  was  aware,  his 
turn  had  come.  The  host  was  filling 
his  empty  glass,  and  pressing  him 
to  begin.  He  roused  himself,  as  if 
waking  from  a  drearn,  and  turning 
suddenly  round,  said  gravely,  "  Let 
the  dead  rest  in  peace."  "  By  all 
means,"  said  the  host,  "  Sit  iis  levis 
terra.  And  so  we'll  drink  to  their 
memory ;  but  come — you  know  the 
custom — a  name  we  must  have." 

"  Well,  then,"  said  the  stranger, 
quickly,  "  I  will  give  you  one  that 
will  find  an  echo  in  every  breast — 
AMANDA."  "Amanda!"  repeated  the 
party,  as  they  emptied  their  glasses. 
"  Amanda!"  said  the  younger  bro- 
ther of  the  landlord,  who,  being  a 
great  favourite  with  the  stranger, 
ventured  to  take  greater  liberties 
with  him  than  any  other  person.  "  I 

have  a  strong  notion,  friend  L , 

that  you  are  palming  off  some  ima- 
ginary divinity  upon  us,  and  that  you 
really  never  knew  what  it  was  to  be 
in  love  after  all.  Who  ever  heard  of 
such  a  name,  except  in  a  sonnet !  I'll 
lay  my  life  too,  that  no  Amanda  ever 
equalled  the  flesh-and-blood  charms 
of  our  own  Elizas,  Annas,  and  Mar- 
garets. Come,  come — sweep  away 
these  airy  fancies  from  your  brain ; 
—you  have  still  time  enough  left, — 
and  I  yet  hope  to  dance  at  your  mar- 
riage." 

These  words,  apparently  so  harm- 
less, seemed  to  produce  a  strange 
impression  upon  the  stranger.  He 
made  a  sudden  movement,  as  if  to 
interrupt  the  young  man.  "  Dance !" 
he  exclaimed,  while  his  cheek  grew 
pale,  and  a  deep  air  of  melancholy 
settled  on  his  brow  as  he  proceeded. 
"  The  charms  of  which  ye  speak 
are,  indeed,  nothing  to  me ;  and  yet 
I  do  bear  within  my  breast  an  image, 
which  neither  your  realities  nor  your 
imaginations  arelikely  soon  to  equal." 
He  looked  around  him,  for  a  mo- 
ment, with  a  glance  in  which  pride 
seemed  to  mingle  with  compassion; 
then  the  look  of  triumph  passed  away, 
and  his  countenance  resumed  its 
usual  mild  and  tranquil  expression. 

"  Convince  us  then  of  the  fact," 


1832.] 


The  Dance  of  Death. 


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said  the  persevering  young  man, — 
"  draw  out  that  black  riband  from 
your  breast  which  has  so  often  awa- 
kened my  curiosity,  and  let  us  see 
the  fair  one  who  is  attached  to  it." 

L glanced  his  eye  with  an  en- 
quiring gaze  upon  the  company,  and 
perceiving  curiosity  and  attention 
depicted  in  every  countenance,  he 
said,  "  Be  it  so !"  He  pulled  out  a 
plain  gold  case  from  his  bosom,  which 
he  loosened  from  the  riband,  and 
opened  it  with  a  slight  pressure. 

A  miniature  of  a  female  present- 
ed itself  to  view,  in  which,  though 
the  delicate  features  were  not  re- 
.gularly  beautiful,  every  one  who  be- 
held them  felt  at  once  that  there  lay 
some  deep  and  irresistible  attraction. 
A  halo  of  grace  and  dignity  seemed 
to  surround  the  figure.  The  fresh- 
ness and  truth  of  colour  in  the  cheek, 
the  speaking  lustre  of  the  eye,  the 
sweet  and  natural  smile  that  played 
upon  the  lip,  the  clustering  chestnut 
hair  which  fell  in  long  ringlets  around 
a  countenance  mild  as  angels  wear, 
the  simplicity  of  the  white  robe  in 
which  the  figure  was  arrayed, — all 
seemed  to  shew  that  the  picture  must 
be  a  portrait;  and  yet  there  was 
about  it  a  certain  strange  visionary 
and  almost  supernatural  expression, 
.which  made  the  spectator  doubt  if 
such  an  image  could  represent  real- 
ity. The  miniature  was  handed 
round  the  table.  Every  one  gazed 
on  it  with  delight. 

"  And  her  name  is,  or  was,  Aman- 
da?" resumed  the  young  man  who 
had  first  addressed  the  stranger ;  "  so 
far  well — her  Christian  name  at  least 
is  no  secret." 

"  No,"  replied  L ;  "  and  yet  I 

could  perchance  call  her  by  seven 
others,  each  as  appropriately  hers  as 
the  last,  for  she  bore  them—" 

"  All !"  said  the  young  man,  in- 
terrupting him  with  a  smile. 

"  Yes,  all !"  repeated  L ,  gazing 

steadily  on  the  picture,  which  had 
now  come  back  into  his  hand — "  all ! 
— and  yet  my  intended  bride,  whom 
this  portrait  represents,  bore  but 
one !" 

"  This,  then,"  said  the  landlord, "  is 
the  portrait  of  your  intended  bride. 
I  begin  now  to  remember  something 
faintly  of  the  story." 

"  It  is— and  it  is  not,"  said  L , 

sighing.  "lean  answer  only,"  said  he, 
as  he  perceived  the  growing  astonish- 


ment of  the  company,  "  in  words 
which  must  appear  enigmas  to  you 
all,  thoH^nTzBrafthey  are  none  to  me. 
— But  let  us  change  the  subject. 
Dark  sayings,  without  explanation, 
disturb  good  fellowship,  arid  we  have 
not  met  to-night  to  entertain  each 
other  with  melancholy  stories." 

"  For  my  part,"  said  the  landlord, 
"  I  should  desire  nothing  better.  I 

am  sure,  my  dear  L ,  you  will 

not  now  refuse  to  give  us  some  ex- 
planation as  to  some  events  in  your 
life,  of  which  I  have  a  dim  recollec- 
tion of  having  heard.  I  remember 
faintly,  that  a  report  of  your  intend- 
ed marriage  was  suddenly  succeed- 
ed by  the  intelligence  of  your  having 
set  out  on  a  journey  to  the  south  to 
visit  a  sick  friend.  When  you  did 
at  last  return,  you  mixed  no  longer 
with  general  society;  and  even  in  the 
smaller  circle  of  your  friends,  you 
have  been  silent  on  many  subjects,  on 
which  they  have  refrained  from  ques- 
tions, only  lest  the  sympathy  which 
would  hav&prompted  their  enquiries 
should  bdpistaken  for  mere  curio- 
sity." 

"  My  silence,"  said  L ,  with 

another  enquiring  glance  at  the  com- 
pany, "  has  arisen,  not  from  want  of 
confidence,  but  from  the  dislike  I 
felt  at  the  idea  of  attracting  observa- 
tion, as  one  who  has  been  the  sport 
of  events  so  extraordinary,  that  he 
who  has  experienced  them  is  sure  to 
be  looked  upon  by  his  fellow  men 
either  as  a  miraculous  being,  a  vision- 
ary, or — a  liar.  None  of  the  three  hy- 
potheses are  agreeable  to  me,  nor  do 
I  pretend  to  be  altogether  indifferent 
to  the  good  opinion  of  the  world 
Avhile  I  live  in  it.  The  event  to  which 
you  allude  has,  in  fact,  nothing  in  it 
of  a  supernatural  character;  viewed 
in  its  prosaic  aspect,  it  is  one  unfor- 
tunately not  very  uncommon,  and  I 
therefore  make  no  further  demand 
on  your  forbearance  but  this,  that 
I  shall  not  be  made  the  subject  of 
impertinent  curiosity;  with  the  ex- 
ception of  my  name,  you  are  wel- 
come to  communicate  it  to  any  one 
whose  understanding  and  power  of 
judgment  are  not  absolutely  limited 
to  what  falls  within  the  scope  of  his 
five  senses ;  for  though  these  events, 
incredible  as  they  may  appear  to 
some,  are  perfectly  capable  of  a  na- 
tural explanation,  the  tone  which  I 
feel  I  must  adopt  in  their  narration 


330 

must  be  not  only  a  melancholy  one, 
but  tedious,  perhaps,  and  repulsive, 
to  those  whose  hearts  acknowledge 
no  sympathy  with  any  higher  world 
than  that  of  sense.  All,  therefore, 
who  expect  a  lively  entertainment, 
had  better  go  at  once.  I  have  given 
them  warning." 

None  rose,  however;  and  L >, 

closing  the  miniature,  and  placing  it 
before  him,  proceeded  as  follows  : 

"  During  that  gay  period  of  youth 
when  we  are  so  apt  to  prefer  the 
illusive  promises  of  fancy  to  the 
realities  of  life,  it  was  my  fortune  to 
form  an  acquaintance,  which,  not- 
withstanding the  naturally  dreamy 
tendency  of  my  mind,  soon  concen- 
trated all  its  attention  on  the  dreary 
scenes  which  are  actually  presented 
in  this  our  confined  existence. — 
Some  time  before  the  period  of  which 
I  speak,  during  the  English  attack  on 
Copenhagen  in  1801,  the  students 
had  formed  a  military  corps  of  their 
own;  but  its  spirit  and  discipline  had 
been  rapidly  on  the  decline  during  the 
years  of  peace  which  followed,  till 
the  patriotic  enthusiasm  of  its  found- 
ers was  again  roused  by  the  arrival 
of  that  remarkable  year  which  wit- 
nessed the  approach  of  the  British  ar- 
my to  the  shores  of  Denmark.  The 
students,  old  and  young,  flocked  back 
with  redoubled  zeal  to  their  neglect- 
ed colours ;  the  rapid  succession  of 
events  which  followed, — the  blockade 
of  the  capital,  animating  every  breast 
with  zeal, — the  sympathetic  influ- 
ence of  enthusiasm,  had  cemented  the 
ties  of  acquaintance  and  friendship 
among  young  men  formerly  but  little 
acquainted  with  each  other,  and  uni- 
ted them  after  the  fatigues  of  the  day 
in  little  joyous  clubs  and  societies, 
where  animating  war-songs  and  pa- 
triotic sentiments  soonbanished  those 
gloomy  feelings  which  the  existing 
state  of  matters  would  occasionally 
inspire. 

"  On  these  occasions,  I  had  fre- 
quently met  with  a  young  man,  to 
whom  at  first  I  was  conscious  of 
entertaining  a  feeling  of  dislike, 
though  I  felt  unable  to  ascribe  it  to 
any  other  cause  than  the  difference 
of  our  habits  and  personal  appear- 
ance. He  was  not  tall,  but  slen- 
derly made,  and  with  features  of 
great  delicacy.  His  clear  and  pier- 
cing eye  often  wandered  over  the 


The  Dance  of  Death. 


[Feb. 


scene  about  him  with  a  restless,  but 
penetrating  glance.  There  was  some- 
thing noisy  and  extravagant  in  his 
mirth,  which  revolted  me,  because  it 
appeared  not  to  come  from  the  heart; 
the  loud  laughter  with  which  he  ge- 
nerally accompanied  his  somewhat 
far-fetched  witticisms,  seemed  to  be 
less  the  offspring  of  gaiety,  than  of  a 
mind  that  mocked  itself.  Selfish 
even  in  his  convivial  moments,  it 
seemed  to  be  his  study  to  maintain 
his  superiority  over  his  companions 
even  in  his  mirth ;  and  the  reckless- 
ness with  which  he  occasionally  as- 
sailed his  friends,  produced  a  pain- 
ful impression  on  myself,  and  on  all. 

"  At  other  times  his  deep  and  over- 
powering melancholy  kept  every 
friend  at  a  distance.  The  study 
which  he  professed  to  pursue  was 
medicine,  but  his  friends  said,  with 
little  success ;  for  while  engaged 
most  earnestly  in  his  studies,  a  strange 
fit  of  anxiety  and  restlessness  would 
come  over  him;  he  would  throw  his 
books  aside,  desert  his  classes,  and 
either  wander  about  in  a  state  of  list- 
less idleness,  though  without  plun- 
ging into  any  dissipation,  (for  the 
care  he  took  of  his  health  seemed 
almost  ludicrous,)  or  devote  himself 
with  assiduity  to  drawing  and  paint- 
ing, for  which  he  had  a  decided  turn. 
He  had  considerable  skill  in  minia- 
ture-painting on  ivory,  and  his  efforts 
in  this  department  were  always  at 
the  service  of  his  friends.  When  he 
devoted  his  pencil  to  other  subjects, 
his  drawings  had  invariably  some- 
thing of  a  gloomy  character.  Snakes 
were  seen  lurking  under  his  flow- 
ers; funeral  processions  issuing  from 
some  lovely  vine-covered  habitation ; 
corpses  floating  on  the  waves  of  a 
sunny  sea ;  his  fancy  revelled  in  the 
strangest,  the  most  varied  funereal 
devices;  while,  in  all  his  sketches, 
there  was  something  which  left  upon 
the  mind  a  feeling  of  a  disagreeable 
kind. 

"  You  who  are  acquainted  with  me 
as  I  then  was,  will  see  at  once,  that 
there  could  be  but  few  points  of  con- 
tact between  myself  and  Emanuel, 
for  such  was  his  Christian  name. 
Meantime  the  bombardment  had 
commenced ;  the  destructive  bombs 
scattered  ruin  in  all  directions,  no 
place  of  security  was  to  be  found. 
The  day  was  even  more  terrible  than 
the  night,  for  there  was  something 


1832,]  The  Dance  of  Death. 

peculiarly  appalling  in  the  hissing  of 
the  balls,  and  the  bursting  of  the  Con- 
greve  rockets,  which  deafened  us  on 
every  side,  while  they  were  invisible 
to  the  eye. 

"  A  small  division  of  the  corps  to 
which  I  belonged,  had  one  day  re- 
ceived orders  to  occupy  a  bastion.  I 
had  been  a  little  too  late,  but  was  has- 
tening after  my  comrades,  and  had  al- 
ready come  in  sight  of  them,  when  a 
bomb  falling  in  the  midst  of  four  or 
five  of  them  who  were  standing  to- 
gether, burst  at  that  instant,  killingal- 
most  all  of  them,  and  scattering  their 
mangled  limbs  into  the  air.  The 
others,  who  were  not  far  off,  fled,  as 
might  be  expected,  and  were  still 
engaged  in  attending  to  their  own 
safety,  when  I,  perceiving  that  the 
danger  was  over,  and  eager  to  afford 
such  assistance  as  was  in  my  power, 
hurried  up  to  the  scene  of  the  catas- 
trophe. 

"  A  young  man  was  standing  among 
the  mangled  corpses,  pale  and  mo- 
tionless, but  apparently  unhurt.  It 
was  Emanuel.  «  Who  is  killed?' 
was  my  first  question.  He  looked 
up,  turned  his  clear  piercing  eyes 
upon  me,  and  was  silent.  Suddenly 
he  smote  his  hands  together;  the 
tears  rushed  into  his  eyes,  and  with 
a  voice  interrupted  by  loud  sobs, 
he  pronounced  the  name  of  an  ami- 
able youth,  the  promising  heir  of  a 
respectable  civil  officer,  and,  strange 
enough,  our  common  friend.  I  re- 
peated the  name  with  a  shuddering 
tone.  '  Alas !  alas !'  said  he,  '  it  is 
even  so,  and  I  am  unhurt ;  not  two 
minutes  before  he  had  accidentally 
changed  places  with  me.  He  is  taken, 
and  1  am  left ;  O  would  I  were  in  his 
place  now!  Do  not  mistake  me,' 
continued  he,  as  I  gazed  on  him  with 
astonishment,  *  this  is  no  burst  of 
friendship ;  I  love  existence  far  more 
dearly  than  I  did  him;  but  better 
this  death,  than  a  slow,  a  terrible 
one!' 

"  « What  gloomy  ideas  are  these  !' 
said  I ;  *  let  us  go  and'— 

"  *  Enjoy  ourselves  ! — is  it  not  so  ?' 
interrupted  he  ; '  to  laugh,  and  to  for- 
get!' 

"  <  No,  friend,'  replied  I ;  « I  have 
little  inclination  at  present  for  en- 
joyment— but  to  fulfil  our  duty.' 

"  In  the  meantime  our  comrades 
had  returned  to  the  spot,  folio  wed  by 
those  on  whom  devolved  the  mourn- 


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ful  task  of  removing  the  wounded 
and  the  dead.  We  marched  as  if 
nothing  had  happened,  to  perform 
the  task  appointed  -for  us,  that  of 
placing  our  supplies  of  powder  under 
cover  in  a  distant  magazine.  Chance 
had  made  Emanuel  my  companion. 
We  worked  hard  and  spoke  but  little. 
I  felt,  however,  that  the  dislike  I 
had  at  first  so  decidedly  felt  to  the 
young  man,  was  fast  giving  place  to 
a  warm  sympathy  for  his  sufferings. 
I  had  obtained  a  partial  glance 
into  a  dark  but  wounded  spirit, 
and  had  seen  enough  to  incline 
me  to  ascribe  the  startling  circum- 
stances of  his  character,  to  a  mind 
anxiously  labouring  to  deceive  itself 
as  to  its  true  situation.  I  know  not 
whether  the  visible  sympathy  which 
I  manifested,  contrasted  with  my 
former  coldness,  had  affected  him  also 
with  a  similar  emotion;  but  so  it 
was,  that  when  the  night  summoned 
us  to  rest,  we  parted  like  old  and 
trusty  friends,  with  a  warm  pressure 
of  the  hand. 

"  I  had  occasion  next  day  to  be  the 
bearer  of  various  orders,  and,  among 
others,  one  addressed  to  Emanuel. 
I  entered  unperceived — (he  had  not 
heard  my  gentle  tap  at  the  door) — 
into  a  comfortable  apartment,  but  in 
a  state  of  even  more  than  student- 
like  confusion ; — a  circumstance  the 
more  striking,  that  at  that  time  both 
old  and  young  generally  kept  their 
whole  effects  as  carefully  packed  as 
possible,  that  they  might  the  more 
easily  be  transported,  in  the  event 
of  their  habitations  being  set  on  fire 
by  the  bombardment. 

«'  He  was  seated  at  a  large  table, 
covered  with  books  and  painting  ma- 
terials ;  his  head  rested  on  both  his 
hands,  and  he  was  gazing  attentively 
on  a  small  miniature  painting.  It  is 
the  same  which  lies  near  me,  and 
which  has  so  deeply  attracted  your 
attention,  only  it  was  then  unframed, 
the  ivory  being  merely  pasted  upon 
the  paper.  I  had  time  to  look  at  it, 
for  he  did  not  observe  me  till  I  laid 
my  hand  upon  his  shoulder ;  the  gay 
and  animated  grace  which  seemed 
shed  over  the  figure,  struck  me  per- 
haps the  more,  from  the  contrast  it 
presented  to  the  living,  but  drooping 
and  desponding  young  man,  who  had 
but  yesterday  lost  a  friend,  and  whose 
deep  desolation  of  heart  had  so  plain- 
ly revealed  itself  on  that  occasion. 


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"  He  started  up  as  lie  felt  the  pi 
re  of  my  hand,   and  almost  ii 


)ress- 

ure  or  my  nana,  ana  almost  invo- 
luntarily drew  the  paper  over  the 
miniature.  '  How  now  '?'  said  I ;  '  is 
it  with  so  sad  an  aspect  that  you  re- 
gard this  lovely  portrait,  whose 
charming  features  are  sufficient  to 
inspire  any  one  with  cheerfulness ; 
particularly  since  this  successful  ef- 
fort seems  to  be  the  work  of  your 
own  hands  ?  My  poor  friend !  have  I 
guessed  the  cause  of  your  melan- 
choly— Is  it  love — unfortunate,  hope- 
less love  ?' 

"'Most  unfortunate,'  said  he,  in- 
terrupting me,  '  for but,'  con- 
tinued he,  *  you  have  already  had  a 
glance  of  it,  so  look  at  it  as  you  will : 
I  do  in  truth  consider  it  as  one  of 
my  most  successful  attempts,  and  the 
more  so,  that  no  one  sat  for  it.  It 
was  the  mind  that  guided  the  pencil.' 
So  saying,  he  again  uncovered  the 
miniature. 

"  With  increasing  astonishment  and 
delight  did  I  gaze  upon  those  lovely 
features ;  I  was  fascinated ;  I  could 
not  turn  my  eyes  from  them;  the 
longer  they  rested  on  the  picture, 
the  deeper  I  felt  its  magic  sink  into 
my  heart.  I  could  not  divest  myself 
of  the  idea,  that  this  portrait  must 
represent  the  object  of  my  friend's 
attachment.  And  the  very  idea  of 
seeing,  knowing,  loving  so  angelic  a 
being  as  it  presented  itself  to  my 
mind,  seemed  more  than  a  counter- 
poise for  all  the  difficulties,  all  the 
miseries  of  life. 

" '  I  have  heard  it  said,'  said  I  at 
last,  *  that  all  married  people,  and 
all  lovers,  have  a  certain  resemblance 
to  each  other;  I  cannot  say  that  I 
have  in  general  found  it  so,  but  for 
once  it  strikes  me  the  saying  is 
right.  I  think,'  said  I,  comparing 
him  with  the  portrait, '  I  think  I  can 
here  and  there  recognise  some  traits 
of  your  features*' 

"  '  Very  possibly,'  he  replied,  *  very 
likely — for  the  picture  is  that  of  my 
sister.' 

"  I  knew  not  why  at  the  moment, 
but  I  felt  that  this  explanation  filled 
my  bosom  with  indescribable  joy. 
'  Your  sister  ?'  replied  I,  hastily — 
'happy  brother  who  can  boast  of 
such  a  sister  !  What  is  her  name  ?' 

"  He  was  silent ;  I  raised  my  eyes 
from  the  picture  to  fix  them  upon 
him.  He  was  pale,  and  seemed  not 
to  have  heard  my  question.  I  repeat- 


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ed  it.  He  looked  at  me  with  a  fixed 
stare,  and  answered  as  hesitatingly 
as  I  myself  did  even  now.  *  Her 
name  is 1  cannot  tell !' 

"  '  You  cannot  tell  ?'  said  I,  with 
astonishment. 

" '  O  persecute  me  not,'  cried  he, 
springing  up  with  impatience, — 
'ask  me  not — you  have  touched  a 
wound  that  still  festers  in  my  heart.' 

"  I  laid  down  the  picture  in  con- 
fusion ;  a  strange  suspicion,  which 
struck  me  dumb,  sprang  up  at  that 
moment  in  my  mind.  I  began  to  fear 
that  by  some  strange  mental  aberra- 
tion, his  love  for  this  angelic  sister 
might  be  more  than  fraternal;  and 
resolved  at  once  never  more  to  touch 
upon  a  subject  so  dangerous. 

"  I  left  him ;  but  chance  threw  us 
together  again  in  the  course  of  the 
evening ;  for  a  fire,  occasioned  by  the 
bursting  of  a  bomb,  took  place  in  his 
lodging.  On  the  first  intelligence  of 
this  disaster,  I  hurried  along  with 
some  friends  who  were  not  known  to 
him,  to  his  house.  He  was  standing 
quietly  in  his  room,  giving  himself 
no  concern  about  his  effects,  and  ap- 
parently doubtful  whether  he  would 
take  the  trouble  of  saving  himself  or 
riot.  I  succeeded  in  drawing  him 
away  almost  by  force  ;  but  the  great- 
er part  of  his  small  possessions  was 
consumed.  From  that  moment  he 
seemed  to  attach  himself  exclusively 
to  me; — every  day  during  our  mili- 
tary companionship  his  society  in 
turn  became  dearer  to  me,  so  that  at 
last  the  very  defects  in  his  character 
which  had  at  first  sight  appeared  to 
me  so  repulsive,  now  that  I  had  be- 
gun to  look  upon  his  conduct  from 
a  different  point  of  view,  presented 
themselves  in  an  interesting  light,  as 
the  efforts  of  a  mind  struggling 
against  despair ;  and  the  melancholy 
Emanuel  (not  perhaps  without  some 
reference  to  his  lovely  sister)  be- 
came to  me  an  object  of  the  warmest 
sympathy  and  friendship. 

"  My  suspicions,  which  still  conti- 
nued, prevented  me  from  putting  any 
questions  to  himself  as  to  his  family, 
willingly  as  I  would  have  done  so; 
and  all  which  I  was  able  to  gather 
from  other  sources  was,  that  his 
father  was  clergyman  of  a  country 
town,  in  one  of  the  small  islands 
belonging  to  Denmark,  in  the  Baltic ; 
that  he  was  a  widower,  and,  besides 
this  son,  had  four  daughters  in  life. 


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"  Meantime  the  siege  held  on  its 
brief  but  terrific  course.  I  trembled 
for  my  friend,  whose  desperate  plans, 
the  offspring  of  an  over-excited  mind, 
were  condemned,  even  by  the  most 
foolhardy  of  our  companions;  though, 
had  all  the  defenders  been  inspired 
with  the  same  contempt  of  death,  the 
result  of  the  siege  might  probably 
have  been  different.  The  actual  re- 
sult is  sufficiently  known;  with  the 
opening  of  our  gates  to  the  British 
troops,  who  entered  not  as  enemies 
but  as  friends,  our  warlike  functions 
ceased.  Impatient,  irritated  at  the 
daily  necessity  of  meeting  on  a  foot- 
ing of  courtesy  with  those  whom  we 
hated  from  the  very  bottom  of  our 
hearts,  I  seized  the  first  opportunity 
to  leave  the  capital,  and  knowing  that 
every  where  in  the  neighbourhood  I 
should  meet  with  English  troops,  or 
encounter  general  irritation  and  an- 
noyance, I  determined  to  take  a  wider 
circuit,  and  to  visit  Germany. 

"  I  need  hardly  say  that  Emanuel's 
society  had  by  this  time  become  in- 
dispensable to  me  ;  his  wit,  which  I 
had  at  one  time  thought  far-fetched 
and  wanton,  now  afforded  me  de- 
light. I  laboured  in  silence  to  miti- 
gate the  inequality  of  his  humours, 
though  every  day  unfolded  to  me 
some  new  and  strange  peculiarity  in 
his  character.  Among  these  was  his 
aversion  to  every  sort  of  dancing; 
he  assured  me  that  neither  he  nor  his 
sisters  had  ever  learned,  or  would 
learn,  to  dance.  Nay,  on  one  occa- 
sion, during  a  visit  to  a  common 
friend  in  the  country,  where  we  hap- 
pened to  meet  a  party  of  young  peo- 
ple who  were  anxious  for  that  amuse- 
ment, and  who,  knowing  that  he  was 
the  only  person  present  who  played 
the  violin,  had  requested  him  to  act 
the  part  of  musician  on  the  occasion, 
he  at  first  resisted  vehemently,  and 
only  yielded  at  last  to  my  repeated 
entreaties.  He  played  one  or  two 
dances  with  visible  reluctance;  but 
just  as  he  was  about  to  commence  a 
third,  and  a  young  and  beautiful  girl, 
in  some  measure  resembling  the  sub- 
ject of  the  picture,  whom  he  had  long 
been  following  with  his  eyes  with 
visible  interest,  advanced  into  the 
circle,  he  cast  his  violin  away  with 
violence,  and  by  no  entreaties  could 
he  be  prevailed  upon  to  resume  it. 
The  dancing  must  have  ceased  en- 
tirely, but  for  the  fortunate  arrival  of 


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a  guest  who  was  able  and  willing  to 
replace  the  reluctant  performer.  The 
dance  now  proceeded  gaily  and  with- 
out interruption;  but  insensible  even 
to  the  solicitations  of  beauty,  Ema- 
nuel  stood  in  a  corner  of  the  room, 
and  eyed  the  gay  whirl  of  the  dance 
with  an  aspect  of  the  deepest  gloom. 

"  My  sympathies  being  once  awa- 
kened in  his  favour,  I  only  pitied  him 
the  more  for  these  singularities,  and 
urged  him,  with  the  view  of  diverting 
his  mind,  to  resume  with  energy  and 
perseverance  his  neglected  studies. 
He  promised  to  do  so,  but  medicine 
seemed  only  to  increase  the  discom- 
fort and  despondency  of  his  mind. 
Often  would  he  throw  his  books 
away,  exclaiming,  'Oh!  admirable 
training  for  the  future  !  In  eternity 
what  need  have  I  to  know  how  men 
are  to  be  made  away  with  by  rule 
and  method  ? — There  men  die  not — • 
or  if  they  do,  not  by  pill  or  potion. 
Why  waste  in  such  enquiries  the  hours 
which  might  be  much  better  devo- 
ted to  the  education  of  the  soul  ?' 

"  '  Is  such  then  your  employment 
when  you  throw  your  books  away  ?' 
I  asked  after  one  of  these  tirades. 

"  *  Alas !'  said  he,  with  deep  ear- 
nestness, '  that  which  occupies  my 
mind  is  enough  in  the  eyes  of  God 
to  excuse  a  being  of  flesh  and  blood.' 
I  understood  him  not;  but  thinking 
that  a  foreign  tour  might  produce  a 
salutary  effect  upon  his  mental  ma- 
lady, I  pressed  him  to  accompany 
me  in  my  intended  journey.  He  re- 
ceived the  invitation  with  visible 
pleasure,  yet  he  hesitated  long,  as  if 
some  conflict  were  going  on  within, 
before  he  accepted  it;  at  last  he 
yielded  to  my  entreaties. 

"  He  commenced  his  journey  with 
a  feeling  of  uneasiness,  which,  how- 
ever, was  shortly  removed  by  a  for- 
tunate occurrence.  He  had  informed 
his  father  of  our  project,  but  had 
received  no  answer,  and  had  begun 
to  apprehend  that  their  long  silence 
must  be  occasioned  by  some  unfor- 
tunate event,  chiefly,  as  he  admitted, 
from  the  feeling  that  he  had  long 
been  accustomed  to  hear  of  nothing 
but  misfortune  from  home.  We  sail- 
ed by  a  small  vessel  for  Lubeck. 
The  violence  of  the  wind,  rather  than 
apprehension  from  the  English  ves- 
sels, had  induced  the  captain  to  take 
the  course  between  the  islands.  But 
autumn  was  already  advanced;  the 


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gloom  of  evening  was  fast  closing 
upon  the  sea ;  he  was  but  imperfect- 
ly acquainted  with  the  soundings, 
and  so  he  resolved,  after  sailing  a 
league  or  two,  to  come  to  anchor, 
and  resume  his  course  on  the  follow- 
ing day. 

"Emanuel  now  found  himself,  I  may 
say,  almost  in  sight  of  his  paternal 
home.  It  was  long,  as  he  told  me 
with  emotion,  since  he  had  visited 
it,  and  unfortunate  as  might  be  the 
nature  of  his  connexion  with  it,  it 
was  evident  that  the  recollections  of 
the  past,  and  the  apprehension  of 
some  present  evil,  had  tilled  his  mind 
with  an  indescribable  longing  to  land, 
and  once  more  to  visit  the  home  of 
his  youth.  He  promised  to  be  on 
board  again  by  sunrise.  My  heart 
beat  as  I  listened  to  this  resolution, 
for  I  foresaw  that  he  could  not  in 
courtesy  avoid  inviting  me  to  ac- 
company him  ;  though  it  was  not  less 
evident,  from  the  constraint  with 
which  the  invitation  was  shortly  af- 
terwards given,  that  he  would  have 
been  happier  had  I  remained.  For 
deeper  reasons,  however,  than  that 
on  which  I  rested  my  acceptance  of 
his  offer — which  was,  that  in  the 
event  of  any  thing  unpleasant  having 
happened,  my  assistance  might  be 
of  use  to  him — I  determined  to  ac- 
company him,  and  having  made  the 
necessary  arrangements  with  the  cap- 
tain, we  landed. 

"  We  had  still  a  full  league  to  go  ; 
some  time  elapsed  before  we  could 
procure  any  conveyance,  and  when 
we  commenced  our  route,  the  night 
had  set  in  dark  and  misty.  The  man 
who  drove  the  vehicle  mistook  the 
path,  and  led  us  astray,  so  that  it  was 
bedtime  ere  we  reached  the  town. 
In  the  restlessness  of  his  anxiety, 
my  friend  would  not  wait  to  alight 
at  his  father's  house ;  we  entered  the 
inn,  and  there  learned,  that  the  old 
clergyman  was  at  that  moment  suf- 
fering severely  from  the  return  of  a 
painful  complaint,  to  which  he  was 
occasionally  subject. 

"  Emanuel  knew  that  any  agitation 
of  mind  at  the  present  moment  might 
l>e  attended  with  the  most  danger- 
ous consequences  to  his  father;  so 
taking  our  little  bundles  in  our  hand, 
we  set  out  on  foot  toward  the  par- 
sonage, which  stood  near  the  church, 
and  into  which,  after  knocking  gen- 


[Feb. 


tly  for  a  long  time  at  the  door,  an  old 
servant  gave  us  admittance. 

"  She  confirmed  the  intelligence  we 
had  received  at  the  inn,  with  the  con- 
soling addition,  that  there  was  no  im- 
mediate danger ;  that  the  invalid  was 
asleep,  and  that  she  would  call  up 
the  daughter  who  was  watching  be- 
side him ;  while  my  friend,  learning 
that  his  eldest  sister  had  gone  to  rest, 
that  she  might  relieve  the  other  in 
the  morning,  gave  her  express  in- 
junctions not  to  disturb  her,  nor  the 
two  children,  as  he  called  them,  by 
the  news  of  our  arrival.  We  entered, 
in  the  meantime,  a  large  and  some- 
what gloomy  parlour,  dimly  illumi- 
nated by  the  single  light  which  was 
carried  by  the  servant. 

"  It  was  with  a  strange  emotion  that 
I  looked  around  upon  the  dreary 
dwelling,  which  contained  the  being 
who  had  been  so  long  the  object  of 
my  daily  and  nightly  dreams,  and 
whom  I  now  hoped  at  last  to  see  face 
to  face ;  a  happiness  the  more  agi- 
tating and  intense,  that  it  was  so  un- 
expected and  so  unlikely.  My  glance 
wandered  rapidly  over  the  lonesome 
chamber ;  its  furniture  was  of  that 
modest  kind  which  I  had  seen  a  hun- 
dred times  before  in  the  dwellings 
of  respectable  citizens  ;  but  my  eyes 
involuntarily  dwelt  on  several  little 
work-tables,  which  stood  in  the  win- 
dows or  against  the  walls,  without 
knowing  to  which  in  particular  I 
ought  to  direct  my  attention  and  my 
homage.  Emanuel  had  thrown  him- 
self on  an  old-fashioned  sofa,  in  vi- 
sible and  painful  expectation. 

"At  last  the  door  opened  gently.  A 
young  lady  in  a  simple  house  dress, 
bearing  in  her  hand  a  light,  which 
threw  its  clear  ray  on  her  counte- 
nance, entered  the  room,  with  a  timid 
but  friendly  air.  The  joyful  beating 
of  my  heart  seemed  to  announce  to 
me  that  this  was  the  charming  origi- 
nal of  the  miniature ;  I  drew  in  my 
breath  that  I  might  not  disturb  her, 
as,  without  observing  me  in  the  re- 
cess of  the  window,  she  flew  towards 
her  brother,  with  the  faltering.excla- 
mation,  '  Emanuel,  dearest  Emanu- 
el !'  He  started  up,  stared  on  her 
with  a  fixed  look,  and  extended  his 
arms  to  receive  her,  but  without  ut- 
tering a  word. 

"  *  You  would  scarcely  know  me 
again/  said  she,  '  I  have  grown  so 


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The  Dance  of  Death. 


tall  since  we  parted ;  but  I  am  still 
your  own  Jacoba.' 

"  '  Jacoba !'  he  repeated,  in  a  sor- 
rowful tone ;  *  yes  I  yes  !  even  such 
I  had  pictured  you. — Come  to  my 
heart !'  Then  drawing  her  to  him— 
*  How  is  my  father  ?'  said  he ;  *  how 
are  Regina,  Lucia,  and  the  little 
one?' 

"  '  All  as  usual,'  answered  the 
young  lady,  '  only  that  my  father 
has  suffered  more  severely  from  his 
pains  this  time  than  before.  We 
could  not  venture  to  leave  him  ex- 
cept when  asleep :  I  watch  beside 
him  always  till  about  daybreak,  and 
then  I  waken  Regina.  Ah  !  she  is  no 
longer  so  strong  and  healthy  as  I  am, 
• — and  poor  Lucia  is  still  but  a 
child !' 

" '  Enough,'  said  my  friend,  as  if 
struggling  with  an  oppression  at  the 
heart, — and  introduced  me  to  his 
sister.  She  saluted  me  with  an  air 
of  shyness  and  embarrassment,  the 
natural  result  of  her  solitary  educa- 
tion, and  then  hurried  out  to  prepare 
some  refreshments,  and  to  give  di- 
rections for  our  repose. 

"  *  Now,'  said  I,  with  a  triumphant 
dance  at  my  friend,  when  we  were 
left  alone, — '  now  I  know  the  name  of 
the  charming  picture,  or  rather  of 
the  still  more  lovely  original.  It  is 
Jacoba.' 

"  *  Jacoba  !'  he  repeated  with  a  deep 
sigh — *  well,  well,  be  it  as  you  will ; 
— but,  for  heaven's  sake,  no  more 
of  this, — earnestly  I  ask  it  of  you— 
not  a  word  of  the  picture.  That  is 
my  secret.' 

"  The  sister  entered  again  occa- 
sionally, but  only  for  a  moment  at 
a  time.  Her  shyness  seemed  to  pre- 
vent her  from  taking  any  part  in  our 
conversation  ;  and  every  instant  she 
hurried  out  to  see  that  her  father  was 
still  asleep.  We  agreed  that  the  old 
man,  to  whom  any  mental  agitation 
might  be  dangerous  in  his  present 
irritable  state,  should  know  nothing 
of  his  son's  presence,  and  that  Jacoba 
should  merely  waken  her  elder  sister 
an  hour  earlier  than  usual,  that  be- 
fore commencing  her  duties  by  her 
father's  bed-side,  she  might  have 
time  to  bestow  a  parting  embrace 
upon  her  brother. 

"  Jacoba  went  out  and  did  not  re- 
turn. Shortly  afterwards  the  servant 
came  in,  and  whispered  that  the  old 
man  was  awake.  1  grieved  at  this; 


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I  would  gladly  have  gazed  a  little 
longer  on  those  features,  and  com- 
pared them  with  the  portrait  which 
lay  concealed  as  usual  in  the  breast 
of  my  friend.  Yet  this  was  needless. 
The  resemblance  had  already  struck 
me  ;  and  though  there  seemed  to  me 
more  fire,  more  lustre  in  her  eye, 
some  allowance  was  of  course  to  be 
made  for  the  failure  of  the  painter, 
who  drew  but  from  memory. 

"  My  friend  accompanied  me  to  my 
room,  and  then  betook  himself  to  the 
little  apartment  which  bore  his  name, 
and  which,  it  seemed,  had  always 
been  kept  in  readiness  for  him.  I  felt 
my  heart  filled  with  a  sensation  of  in- 
eft'able  contentment  and  delight.  I 
had  seen  the  being  whom  my  fancy 
had  invested  with  a  thousand  perfec- 
tions, and  whose  retiring  shyness 
seemed  only  to  add  new  charms  to 
her  beauty.  Despite  of  the  veil  of 
mystery  which  seemed  to  rest  over 
the  situation  of  the  family,  I  felt  an 
internal  conviction  how  short  a  space 
of  time  would  be  sufficient  to  fan 
those  feelings  of  admiration  into  a 
glowing  passion ;  particularly  now 
that  my  suspicions  as  to  the  nature 
of  Emanuel's  attachment  had  disap- 
peared. True,  he  had  received  her 
with  emotion,  and  embraced  her;  but 
his  embrace  was  passionless,  nay,  al- 
most cold  and  strange.  There  was 
no  appearance  of  delight  in  his  look, 
but  on  the  contrary,  I  could  not  but 
feel,  an  air  of  horror.  Absorbed  in 
the  contemplation  of  this  dark  enig- 
ma, I  drew  near  to  the  window. 

"The mist  had  dispersed  ;  the  moon 
had  risen  calm  and  cloudless.  The 
window  of  my  room  looked  directly 
out  upon  the  churchyard,  which  lay 
bright  beneath  me  in  the  moonshine, 
while  the  broad  walls  of  the  church 
and  its  pointed  tower  threw  out  a 
long  dark  shadow  that  seemed  to 
lose  itself  in  the  distance.  Between 
the  window  at  which  I  stood  and 
the  (not  far  distant)  church,  was  a 
large  burial-place,  surrounded  by  a 
low  iron  railing;  my  eyes  accident- 
ally rested  upon  it,  and  I  drew  back 
with  involuntary  terror  on  percei- 
ving some  object  move  near  it,  half 
hid  in  the  shadow  projected  from  a 
monument  beyond.  Mastering  my 
first  sensation,  however,  I  thought, 
upon  a  second  glance,  that  I  recog- 
nised the  figure  of  Emanuel  in  that 
of  the  being  thus  leaning  against  the 


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monument,  and  dwelling  as  it  were 
among  the  tombs.  I  opened  my 
door;  I  perceived  that  the  little  pas- 
sage which  separated  our  rooms  had 
a  door  at  the  further  end,  which 
stood  half  open,  and  led  into  the 
churchyard.  I  could  no  longer 
doubt;  and  knowing  how  destruc- 
tively these  gloomy  meditations,  to 
which  my  friend  was  but  too  prone, 
must  operate  upon  his  already  exci- 
ted fancy,  I  stept  out,  and  hastily  ad- 
vanced towards  him. 

"  '  My  friend,'  said  I,  '  it  is  late 
and  cold.  Remember  that  with  day- 
break we  must  be  gone.  Come  in 
with  me,  and  go  to  rest.' 

"  '  What  would  you  with  me  ?'  he 
replied.  '  It  is  long  since  I  have 
seen  my  home.  Let  me  remain  a 
while  with  mine  own.' 

"  '  That,'  said  I, '  you  will  do  better 
within,'  pointing  to  thehouse.  'Enjoy 
the  society  of  the  living— let  the  dead 
rest.' 

"  '  The  living!'  repeated  he,  in  a 
tone  of  bitterness.  '  Here  is  my 
home,  the  home  of  my  fathers — here 
moulder  the  ashes  of  my  mother, 
soon  to  be  mingled  with  those  of  one 
and  all  of  us.  Not  without  a  deep 
meaning  has  my  father  placed  this 
last  resting-place  so  near  to  our  man- 
sion, but  to  remind  us  that  it  is  but 
a  step  from  our  home  to  the  grave ; 
and  with  the  affection  of  a  father  he 
wishes  that  he  may  be  able,  even 
when  we  are  gone,  to  have  all  his 
children  in  his  view.  An  irresistible 
feeling  impelled  me  hither;  a  long- 
ing, as  it  were,  to  prepare  another 
grave.  To-morrow  you  will  see  ! — ' 

"  '  Dear  friend,'  I  replied,  '  away 
with  evil  dreams  !  It  was  not  for  this 
that  I  brought  you  to  your  home  : 
you  are  creating  anxiety  and  vexa- 
tion, not  only  to  yourself  and  to  me, 
but  to  all  whom  your  presence  ought 
to  cheer.' 

" '  You  are  right.  It  must  have 
been  a  dream,'  said  he  briefly,  and 
with  an  effort  at  calmness.'  Come,  we 
will  to  bed.'  We  re-entered  the 
house. 

"  I  slept  not,  however;  partly  be- 
cause my  thoughts  were  busied  with 
my  friend,  whose  conduct  appeared 
to  me  more  and  more  extraordinary, 
and  partly, perhaps,  from  the  very  fear 
of  over-sleeping  my  self.  A  half  slum- 
ber only  at  times  sunk  upon  my 
eyes;  with  the  first  dawn  of  morning 


The  Dance  of  Death. 


[Feb. 


I  sprang  up  ;  I  saw  by  the  weather- 
cock that  the  wind  was  fair,  and  I 
knew  that  if  we  detained  the  vessel 
under  such  circumstances,  we  should 
be  made  to  pay  dearly  enough  for 
our  passage.  I  stept  into  my  friend's 
room,  who  was  fast  asleep,  but  rou- 
sed himself  the  moment  I  awakened 
him.  Soon  after,  we  heard  the  ser- 
vant bustling  about  with  the  break- 
fast things  in  the  parlour,  and  walked 
in.  Her  master,  she  told  us,  had 
passed  a  very  restless  night.  Mam- 
selle  Jacoba  had  never  stirred  a 
moment  from  his  side.  But  she  had 
gently  wakened  her  sisters,  had  told 
Regina  of  her  brother's  visit  and  his 
arrangements,  and  they  would  be 
with  us  immediately. 

"  She  had  scarcely  in  fact  finished 
her  information,  when  the  three 
young  ladies  entered  with  a  joyful, 
but  noiseless  step,  lest  the  unwonted 
sound  of  conversation  at  that  early 
hour  might  reach  the  ears  of  their  fa- 
ther. The  first  look  shewed  me  that 
my  yesterday's  conjecture  must  be 
right;  the  picture  could  represent  no 
one  but  Jacoba.  Regina,  the  eldest, 
was  much  about  the  same  height, 
but  almost  as  different  from  her 
blooming  sister,  as  the  pallid  and 
fading  autumn  from  the  vigorous 
maturity  of  summer ;  the  same  fa- 
mily features  appeared  in  both  faces, 
but  in  the  pale  if  not  sallow  com- 
plexion, hollow  eyes,  and  wasted 
form  of  Regina,  scarcely  could  you 
have  recognised  the  sister  of  Jacoba. 
Lucia,  though  pretty  well  grown, 
was  at  that  period  of  life  when  she 
was  not  likely  to  attract  much  atten- 
tion ;  and  of  both,  indeed,  I  had  but  a 
hasty  glance.  The  third  sister,  a 
child  of  twelve  years  old,  pale,  deli- 
cate, and  little  of  her  age,  seemed 
still  overcome  with  sleep,  while  joy, 
regret,  and  surprise  seemed  mingled 
in  the  sweet  expression  of  her  child- 
ish face.  All  three  were  immediately 
hushed  into  silence  at  the  sight  of  a 
stranger. 

"  '  Sweet  blossom  of  my  heart,' 
cried  my  friend,  who  had  extended 
his  hands  to  the  two  elder  sisters  al- 
most without  looking  at  them,  but 
gazed  with  the  deepest  affection 
upon  the  youngest,  embraced  her 
with  the  greatest  tenderness,  and 
occupied  himself  exclusively  with 
her,  leaving  me  to  entertain  the 
others  as  1  best  could.  Meantime 


1832.] 


The  Dance  of  Death. 


I, could  not  but  perceive  that,  while 
he  was  caressing  the  youngest,  and 
rapidly  swallowing  his  coffee,  he 
frequently  stole  a  glance  at  the  two 
elder,  with  an  expression  of  grief- 
nay,  almost  of  aversion,  which  must 
have  deeply  wounded  their  feelings, 
had  not  the  brevity  of  our  interview, 
and  the  numerous  enquiries  relative 
to  his  father  with  which  it  was  filled 
up,  prevented  the  singularity  of  his 
demeanour  from  being  observed  by 
them.  Though  the  eyes  of  all  of 
them,  especially  of  the  elder,  still 
dwelt  upon  him  with  the  fondest 
emotion,  I  was  obliged  to  press  our 
immediate  departure ;  and,  after 
Kmanuel  had  once  more  shaken 
hands  with  the  two  elder  sisters, 
and  kissed  the  younger,  we  hasten- 
ed away,  followed  by  the  gaze  of  the 
three  sisters,  who  lingered  at  the 
door. 

"  We  spoke  but  little  of  the  scene 
which  had  passed.  I  had  enough  to 
do  hurrying  the  coachman,  lest  we 
should  arrive  too  late  for  our  pass- 
age. My  friend  sat  silent,  wrapped 
in  his  own  thoughts ;  and  when  at 
last  we  had  got  safely  again  on  board, 
and  once  more  spread  our  sails  to 
the  wind,  he  manifested  so  decided 
a  disinclination  to  allude  to  the  sub- 
ject, that  I  found  it  necessary  to  ad- 
journ to  a  future  opportunity  any 
conversation  as  to  the  fair  Jacoba, 
of  whom  I  had  unfortunately  ob- 
tained only  a  fleeting  glance  by  day- 
light, as  she  greeted  us  at  our  depart- 
ure from  the  window  of  her  father's 
apartment;  but  that  glance  was 
enough  to  render  her  the  unceasing 
object  of  my  meditations. 

**  We  soon  arrived  in  Lubeck.  The 
distant  sight  of  its  stately  towers 
restored  to  my  friend  some  portion 
of  his  cheerfulness ;  he  drew  near 
with  emotion  to  that  city,  in  which, 
as  I  then  learnt,  his  mother  was 
either  born,  or  had  spent  some  years 
of  her  youth.  This  cheerfulness  of 
temper,  united  with  a  more  than  or- 
dinary mildness,  gave  me  the  best 
hopes  as  to  the  salutary  effects  of 
our  prolonged  tour.  I  was  far  enough 
from  foreseeing  by  what  chance  our 
projected  ramble  was  to  be  cut  short 
in  a  single  day. 

"  We  resolved  to  employ  the  first 
hours  of  our  short  stay  in  seeing  the 
curiosities  of  the  town.  We  soon, 
however,  turned  from  the  traces  of 

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337 

civil  decay  into  the  magic  province 
of  art ;  and  with  this  view  we  enter- 
ed the  church  of  St  Mary. 

"  The  love  for  German  art  was  then 
but  imperfectly  developed ;  men 
seemed  to  have  no  suspicion  of  the 
existence  of  those  treasures,  which, 
covered  with  dirt  and  dust,  and,  at 
best,  the  object  of  passing  curiosity, 
were  here  left  to  moulder  in  the 
vaulted  aisles  of  this  vast  edifice. 
The  remarkable  clock,  with  the  effi- 
gies of  the  seven  electors,  who,  not- 
withstanding this  deficiency  of  num- 
ber, were  pertinaciously  set  down  as 
the  twelve  apostles,  then  constituted 
the  chief  glory  of  the  building.  I 
accompanied  my  friend  into  the  open 
church,  waiting  for  the  striking  of 
the  hour  which  sets  the  figures  in 
motion,  and  casting  at  the  same  time 
a  hurried  glance  on  the  numerous 
objects  which  on  every  side  present- 
ed themselves  to  the  eye.  Several 
young  people,  who  perceived  that 
we  were  strangers,  exerted  them- 
selves as  our  ciceroni.  One  of 
them  opened  a  small  grated  door  at 
one  side  of  the  chapel,  and  invited 
us  to  enter.  We  walked  into  the 
chapel ;  and  here,  in  better  preser- 
vation than  the  other  pictures,  the 
walls  were  covered  with  multiplied 
representations  of  Death,  who,  in 
dancing  attitudes,  was  leading  off  as 
his  prey  persons  of  every  age,  sex, 
and  costume.  '  That,'  said  the 
young  man, '  is  the  celebrated  Dance 
of  Death.' 

"  *  How  !'  said  my  friend,  hastily- 
interrupting  him,  while  his  eyes  fix- 
ed with  a  look  of  horror  on  one 
compartment  of  the  picture,  in  which 
Death,  tall  and  slender,  was  repre- 
sented winding  his  bony  arm  round 
a  young  maiden,  who,  in  a  rosy-co- 
loured dress,  and  with  the  bridal 
garland  in  her  hair,  was  vainly  strug- 
gling to  emancipate  herself  from  his 
embrace.  Emanuel  spoke  not  an- 
other word  ;— he  stood  with  his  fin- 
ger pointing  in  the  position  in  which 
it  seemed  to  have  been  arrested,  till 
at  last,  pale  and  trembling,  he  clasp- 
ed hold  of  my  arm,  which  I  had  ex- 
tended to  him,  and  breathed  a  deep 
sigh,  as  if  some  oppressive  weight 
had  been  suddenly  removed  from  his 
bosom. 

"  *  What  is  the  matter  ?'  said  I,  an- 
xiously. 

"  '  I  feel,'  replied  he, '  as  if  I  had 
Y 


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The  Dance 


awakened  from  a  deep  sleep,  in 
which  a  dream  had  long  held  my 
reason  prisoner ;  an  evil,  fateful 
dream,  which  fascinated,  while  it 
filled  me  with  terror,  but  which 
seems,  at  this  moment,  to  be  about 
to  receive  a  natural,  though  humili- 
ating solution.  Stay — one  other  look 
at  the  picture,  and  then  away  !' 

"  I  looked  at  the  picture  again,  as 
well  as  he,  without  being  able  to  per- 
ceive in  it  any  thing  beyond  what  I 
have  already  stated.  '  My  God  !' 
said  I,  as  he  drew  me  hastily  out  of 
the  church, '  what  can  all  this  mean  ? 
Let  me  know  the  truth.' 

" '  At  another  time,  perhaps,*  he  in- 
terrupted me,  hastily — *  at  present, 
I  have  something  else  to  say  to  you. 
I  can  travel  with  you  no  farther;  I 
must  return  home,  and  that  on  the 
instant.  By  a  visionary  weakness,  or 
superstitious  abandonment  of  mind, 
we  have,  perchance,  brought  upon 
ourselves  irreparable  misery,  and 
reared  up  prodigies  where  every 
thing  lay  within  the  ordinary  course 
of  nature.  I  must  return,  to  avert, 
if  possible,  still  more  fearful  evils. — 
Enough — enough  is  done  already.* 

"  *  What  mean  you,*  said  I,  *  by  a 
dream  ?  do  I  not,  then,  possess  your 
confidence?' 

"  *  You  do  indeed,'  he  continued ; 
'  but  this  is  not  the  time  for  the  dis- 
closure. The  man  who  thinks  he 
has  seen  a  spectre  of  the  night,  takes 
care  not  to  speak  of  it,  till  day  with 
its  cheerful  light  breaks  in  upon 
him  again ;  when  the  patient  lies  in 
the  crisis  of  his  disorder,  the  careful 
physician  prohibits  all  conversation. 
Besides,  I  cannot,  if  I  would  ;  I  have 
promised  silence.  At  present,  then, 
I  must  hence.  I  will  return  when  I 
can.  Continue  your  journey  alone.' 

"  My  efforts  to  obtain  from  him 
some  farther  explanation,  or  to  re- 
tard his  departure,  were  equally  in 
vain.  Unwillingly  I  saw  him  depart ; 
his  presence  and  his  friendship  had 
fanned  within  my  bosom  a  gentle 
hope,  the  existence  of  which  was  first 
rendered  clear  to  me  by  our  separa- 
tion. I  was,  in  truth,  as  deeply  in 
love  as  any  one  could  be  at  a  single 
glance  ;  but  this  fleeting  glance  had 
been  so  brief,  so  incomplete,  that  I 
scarcely  felt  as  if  I  could  discrimi- 
nate whether  I  was  most  fascinated 
by  the  portrait  or  the  original.  '  My 
friend/  said  I,  as  we  separated,  *  I 


of  Death.  [Feb. 

cannot  bear  to  part  with  you,  with- 
out some  visible  token  of  our  hours 
of  friendship.  Leave  me  the  picture 
of  your  sister.  It  will  be  to  me  a  gra- 
tifying memorial  of  that  talent  which 
you  do  not  sufficiently  prize,  and 
perhaps  the  prophetic  herald  of  a 
happy  future.' 

" «  What  mean  you  ?'  said  he,  turn- 
ing suddenly  round  to  me  with  a  se- 
rious and  anxious  air,  though  the 
moment  before  he  had  been  gaily 
urging  his  preparations  for  depart- 
ure. *  I  will  not  deny,'  said  I,  *  that 
your  sister  Jacoba  has  so  enchanted 
me,  that  I  cannot  part  with  her  por- 
trait.' 

"  '  Her  portrait !'  repeated  he.— 
'  Well,  so  let  it  be.  Take  the  pic- 
ture— keep  it — fall  in  love  with  it — 
but  not  with  my  sister.  Believe  me, 
it  is  not  that  I  would  not  give  her  to 
you,  for  I  love  the  picture  as  I  do 
her — nay,  perhaps  more.  There, — 
with  that  picture  you  remove  a  load 
from  my  heart.'  He  pressed  it  into 
my  hand,  and  disappeared. 

"  Let  me  pass  hastily  over  the  two 
following  years.  They  have  no  con- 
nexion with  my  friend,  or  with  his 
concerns.  He  returned  not  at  the 
time  we  had  contemplated ;  the  let- 
ter which  I  received  in  his  stead, 
seemed  to  breathe  a  spirit  of  return- 
ing melancholy ; — of  his  family,  he 
said  nothing.  His  letters  became 
shorter  and  less  frequent,  and  at  last 
entirely  ceased.  The  picture,  how- 
ever, continued  as  dear  to  me  as 
ever ;  often  did  I  gaze  upon  it,  though 
I  tried  to  consider  it  only  as  a  lovely 
painting.  The  parting  words  of  my 
friend  had  awakened  in  my  bosom  a 
feeling  of  distrust;  and,  often  as  I 
looked  at  it,  the  idea  occurred  to 
me  that  I  was  involved  in  some  omi- 
nous and  mysterious  tissue  of  events, 
which,  in  spite  of  all  my  efforts, 
maintained  an  unceasing  ascendency 
over  my  senses  and  my  soul. 

"  My  journey  was  interrupted  by 
the  increasing  debility  and  declining 
health  of  my  uncle,  who  possessed 
an  estate  in  Jutland  ;  he  had  na- 
med me  his  heir,  and  wished  to  see 
me  once  more  before  his  death.  Ac- 
cordingly, I  hurried  back. 

"  I  found  my  uncle  better  than  I 
had  expected,  but  in  great  uneasi- 
ness relative  to  part  of  his  fortune, 
then  in  the  hands  of  a  firm  in  Cop^n- 


1832.] 


The  Dame  of  Death. 


339 


hagen,  which  had  lately  encountered 
some  serious  losses,  and  of  whose 
doubtful  credit  he  had  within  the 
last  few  weeks  received  more  than 
one  warning  epistle  from  his  friends. 
The  presence  of  a  person  of  decision 
on  the  spot  was  evidently  required, 
and  I  undertook  the  task,  to  which 
my  uncle  agreed,  on  condition,  that 
as  soon  as  the  business  was  over,  I 
should  hasten  back  to  him,  that  he 
might  enjoy  as  much  of  my  com- 
pany as  he  could,  ere  we  were  sepa- 
rated by  that  death  which  he  foresaw 
could  not  be  distant. 

"  I  travelled  as  fast  as  possible,  and 
found  myself,  on  my  arrival  in  Co- 
penhagen, so  pressed  on  all  sides  by 
the  numerous  concerns  I  had  to  at- 
tend to,  that  I  had  not  a  moment  to 
spare  for  myself  or  my  friends.  I 
had  not  visited  one  of  them ;  and,  in 
order  not  to  shake  the  credit  of  the 
house  by  any  open  proceedings, 
which  would  inevitably  have  led  to 
suspicion,  had  shewn  myself  as  lit- 
tle as  possible  to  my  acquaintances ; 
when,  on  the  second  post  day  after 
my  arrival,  I  received  a  letter  from  my 
uncle,  announcing  that  he  had  had  a 
relapse,  and  pressing  my  immediate 
return.  I  had  already  put  matters  so 
far  in  train,  that  a  friend,  in  whom  I 
had  confidence,  might  wind  up  the 
business ;  and  as  I  pondered  the  mat- 
ter in  my  mind,  it  occurred  to  me 
that  it  could  not  be  placed  in  better 
hands,  from  his  connexions  in  the 
capital,  than  in  those  of  my  friend 
Emanuel. 

"  As  yet  I  had  only  had  time  to  en- 
quire hastily  after  him ;  nor  had  I 
received  any  intelligence  of  him; 
for  he  had  left  the  house  from  which 
his  last  letter  had  been  addressed  to 
me,  a  long  time  before,  and  no  one 
was  acquainted  with  his  present 
abode.  By  accident,  I  recollected 
an  agent  with  whom  he  used  occa- 
sionally to  be  connected  in  business. 
I  applied  to  him. 

"  *  Your  friend,'  he  answered, '  is 
in  the  town ;  where  he  lives,  I  know 
not ',  but  that  you  will  easily  learn 
from  his  family.' 

"  '  His  family !'  said  I,  with  asto- 
nishment. 

'  Yes,'  continued  he,*  the  father, 
with  his  two  eldest  daughters,  is  at 
present  in  Frederick's  Hospital;  he 
has  undergone  a  dangerous  opera- 
tion, but  is  now  recovering.' 


"  I  felt  my  heart  beat  quicker.  Ja- 
coba,  whose  image  I  had  been  la- 
bouring so  long  to  erase  from  my 

hood.  I  should  see  her  once  more ; 
she  was  not  forgotten,  as  I  had  some- 
times supposed;  she  lived  there  as 
indelibly  impressed  as  the  traits  of 
the  dear  picture,  whose  graceful  but 
silent  charms  I  had  never  yet  met 
with  mortal  maid  to  equal. 

"  I  had  little  time  to  spare,  so  I  hur- 
ried towards  the  hospital,  and  enter- 
ed the  wing  devoted  to  patients  who 
paid  for  their  reception.  I  sent  in 
my  name  to  the  pastor;  it  was  well 
known  to  him,  and  I  was  kindly  re- 
ceived. The  old  man,  for  such  he 
was,  though  I  knew  him  at  once,  from 
his  resemblance  to  his  son,  was  still 
confined  to  bed;  a  tea-table  stood 
before  it ;  and  beside  it  sat — I  could 
not  doubt  for  a  moment — Jacoba, 
more  lovely  and  blooming  than  ever ; 
Regina,  still  more  sickly  and  fading 
than  before.  Our  greeting  was  a  si- 
lent one ;  but  I  saw  at  once  that  I 
was  recognised  by  both. 

"  The  talkative  old  man,  when  he 
had  given  me  the  information  I  re- 
quired, and  assured  me  that  in  half 
an  hour  I  would  find  his  son  at  his 
house,  continued  to  support  the  con- 
versation almost  alone.  I  should 
probably  have  listened  with  a  more 
attentive  ear  to  his  really  entertain- 
ing discourse,  had  not  my  thoughts 
been  so  much  divided  between  his 
daughters,  the  picture,  and  my  own 
recollections.  I  confess,  at  the  same 
time,  it  was  on  the  fairest  of  these 
daughters  that  my  glance  rested  the 
longest.  She  seemed  obviously,  as  I 
had  formerly  thought,  the  original  of 
the  miniature.  Yet,  meth ought,  I 
could  now  perceive  many  little  dif- 
ferences which  had  formerly  esca- 
ped my  observation ;  nay,  even  dif- 
ferences between  her  features  as 
they  appeared  to  me  now  and  be- 
fore. I  had  some  difficulty  in  resist- 
ing the  old  man's  invitation  to  re- 
main with  him  till  the  arrival  of  his 
son,  whom  he  expected  at  his  usual 
hour ;  but  my  hours  were  numbered. 
After  promising,  at  the  old  man's  re- 
quest, that  I  would  pay  him  a  second 
visit  at  home,  along  with  his  son — for 
he  had  heard  afterwards  of  our  short 
nocturnal  visit — and  addressing  to 
the  charming  girl  some  expressions 
of  interest  and  affection,  which  flow- 


340 

ed  involuntarily  from  my  heart,  and 
tinged  her  cheek  with  blushes,  I 
hastened  to  the  residence  of  my 
friend,  whom  I  was  fortunate  enough 
to  find  at  home. 

"  His  lively  joy  at  seeing  me  soon 
dispelled  the  depression,  which, 
like  a  dark  veil,  overshadowed  his 
features,  and  dissipated  at  the  same 
time  all  my  reproaches.  I  found  no 
difficulty  in  opening  to  him  the  na- 
ture of  the  commission  with  which 
I  had  to  intrust  him,  and  which  he 
at  once  undertook ;  he  displayed  all 
his  former  wild  gaiety  as  he  congra- 
tulated me  on  the  fortunate  influ- 
ence of  my  journey;  but  he  relap- 
sed at  once  into  his  habitual  serious- 
ness the  moment  he  learned  I  had 
seen  his  father,  and  renewed  my  ac- 
quaintance with  his  sisters,  especi- 
ally, as  I  added,  with  the  charming 
Jacoba. 

"  c  The  charming  Jacoba,'  he  re- 
peated, with  a  bitter  sarcastic  smile. 

*  What — still   charming,  beside  her 
fairer  sister,  whose  beauties  almost 
eclipse  those  of  your  portrait !' 

"  (  How  so  ?'  said  I,  confused — '  I 
cannot  have  mistaken  the  name.  I 
heard  the  name  of  Jacoba  pronoun- 
ced— no  other  found  an  echo  in  my 
heart!  Have  I  not,  as  before,  seen 
Regina  and  Jacoba  ?' 

"  *  Regina,  my  friend,'  replied  he, 

*  has  long  been  at  rest.    To-day  you 
have  seen  Jacoba  and  Lucia.' 

" '  What !'  said  I,  with  increasing 
confusion,  *  can  that  pale  and  slen- 
der creature  whom  I  then  saw,  have 
since  come  to  resemble  poor  Regina 
so  closely  ?' 

"  '  Again,'  continued  he,  '  you 
mistake.  It  is  Lucia  with  whom  you 
are  captivated.  Poor  Jacoba  is  fast 
sinking  into  her  grave.' 

"  This  last  reply  utterly  confound- 
ed me.  '  How '?'  said  I— '  I  would 
think  you  were  in  jest,  were  this  a 
time  for  jesting.  Is  the  portrait  then 
that  of  Lucia  ?— Incredible  !' 

"  '  Have  I  not  already  said  to  you,' 
said  he,  with  a  sorrowful  tone, 
'  love  the  picture — be  enamoured 
of  it  as  you  will — but  have  nothing 
to  do  with  the  living  ?' 

"  '  I  came  to  you,'  I  resumed,  still 
more  bewildered, '  with  love  in  my 
heart ' 

"  *  For  Lucia — '  he  interrupted  me 
hastily — *  Beware  !  She  is  betrothed 
already,' 


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[Feb. 


"  '  Betrothed  !  To  whom  ?'  cried 
I,  with  impetuosity. 

" '  To  Death  !'  repeated  he,  slowly. 
'  You  yourself  was  present  at  the 
betrothal.  Remember  the  Dance  of 
Death  at  Lubeck.  Fool  that  I  was,  to 
think  that  I  could  tear  her  from  him !' 

"  *  Explain  this  enigma  to  me,  I 
beseech  you !'  cried  I,  while  my 
cheek  grew  pale,  and  an  indescri- 
bable feeling  of  terror  shot  through 
my  heart. 

"  <  Can  I  ?'  said  he—'  and  if  I 
could — this  is  not  the  time.  No 
more  of  my  family  !  You  cannot 
'doubt  that  I  would  give  her  to  you 
willingly — and  perhaps — it  ma/  be 
possible' — continued  he,  musingly — 
'  Keep  the  picture — love  it  still — 
but  ask  me  no  questions.  You  have 
seen  enough  to  perceive  I  am  no  vi- 
sionary !' 

"  He  ceased — and,  notwithstand- 
ing all  my  questions,  continued  ob- 
stinately silent.  I  knew  him  of  old, 
and  was  aware  that  any  farther  im- 
portunity on  my  part  would  only 
serve  to  annoy  and  embitter  him; 
and,  besides,  I  must  confess  I  felt 
myself  oppressed  with  an  undefina- 
ble,  but  irresistible  sensation  of  ter- 
ror. As  soon  as  I  returned  home,  I 
laid  the  picture,  which  I  had  been 
accustomed  to  wear,  in  the  most  se- 
cret recess  of  my  writing-desk,  and 
determined  never  to  look  upon  it 
again. 

"  Before  leaving  my  friend,  I  had 
enquired  how  his  studies  were  pro- 
ceeding. He  ^urst  into  a  loud  and 
sneering  laugh.  *  All  studies,'  said 
he,  *  and  particularly  medicine, 
have  become  loathsome  to  me.  I 
will  learn  nothing,  since  I  cannot 
learn  that  which  I  vainly  long  for ! 
What  have  I  to  do  with  knowledge, 
who  have  lost  all  relish  for  life  it- 
self? To  me  the  earth  is  but  a  yawn- 
ing grave — its  inhabitants  but  living 
carcasses.  Even  in  the  midst  of 
gaiety,  I  am  in  death  !' 

"  I  saw  at  once  that  the  sinking 
energies  of  my  friend  could  only  be 
restored  by  active  employment ;  and, 
in  truth,  nothing  but  the  activity 
which  I  myself  was  called  on  to  exert, 
prevented  me  from  giving  way  to 
the  influence  of  that  feeling  of  terror 
which  seemed  to  oppress  me  when 
in  his  presence,  or  when  I  thought 
of  his  family.  I  felt  that  travel  was 
necessary,  and  I  set  out;  my  thoughts, 


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341 


however,  often  reverted  back  to  him, 
and  I  pondered  long  how  I  might 
withdraw  him  from  a  situation  which 
seemed  to  be  preying  more  and  more 
upon  his  mind.  I  saw  plainly  that 
some  singular,  and  to  me  inconcei- 
vable destiny,  exercised  a  melancho- 
ly power  over  this  family,  to  which 
ignorance,  timidity,  or  superstition, 
had  lent  a  degree  of  strength,  which 
it  never  could  have  possessed  over 
persons  of  a  more  sober  and  decided 
mind  ;  and  as  soon  as  I  had  reached 
the  place  of  my  destination,  I  wrote 
to  him,  fully  laid  before  him  all  my 
ideas,  and  begged  of  him  to  answer 
me  with  the  same  candour  and  open- 
ness. For  nearly  a  year  I  recei- 
ved no  answer.  When  it  arrived, 
I  saw  immediately  from  its  con- 
tents that  some  internal  change  had 
taken  place  in  his  mind,  though  what 
its  nature  might  be,  I  could  but  im- 
perfectly gather.  The  letter  was  a 
calm  and  business-like  answer  to 
mine ;  it  exhibited  no  traces  either 
of  depression  of  spirit,  or  of  that  fac- 
titious gaiety  by  which  he  had  la- 
boured to  cloak  his  despair.  He 
confessed  that  it  was  his  belief  that 
a  full  disclosure  to  me  might  tend  to 
ease  his  mind;  but  he  added,  that 
when  that  disclosure  should  be  made, 
I  would  see  at  once  why  it  had  not 
been  made  sooner.  Such  matters, 
however,  he  continued,  could  not  be 
discussed  in  writing.  He  spoke  of 
the  picture,  (to  which  I  had  not  al- 
luded,) and  added — 

"  '  Is  it  still  dear  to  you  ?  I  know 
well  that  our  connexion  and  my  con- 
fusion of  mind  may  have  inspired 
you  with  a  feeling  of  terror  connect- 
ed with  it ;  but,  believe  me,  you  may 
love  it  without  fear.  Yes,  love  it.  I 
have  built  a  fabric  of  hope  upon  the 
idea,  which  still  deserts  me  not. 
Know,  then, — you  have  never  yet  seen 
the  real  original  of  the  miniature.  It 
represents  neither  Jacoba  nor  Lucia, 
however  much  it  may  resemble  them. 
Yes,  I  begin  to  hope  that  I  myself 
have  never  till  now  become  acquaint- 
ed with  the  original,  or  rather,  per- 
haps, that  a  still  fairer  copy  of  this 
mysterious  and  enigmatical  picture 
is  even  now  unfolding  itself  beneath 
my  eye.  A  new  riddle,  you  will 
say — and  I  admit  it,  but  this  riddle  I 
can  solve ;  only  it  must  be  verbally.' 

"  This  letter  made  a  singular  im- 
pression ou  me,  His  words  seemed 


to  have  dissipated  for  ever  that  feel- 
ing of  terror  with  which,  for  some 
time  back,  the  picture  had  inspired 
me.  I  took  it  out  anew  from  its 
case,  and,  as  it  beamed  before  me 
again  in  the  innocent  glow  of  youth, 
I  wondered  how  these  lovely  and 
loving  features  could  ever  have  worn 
in  my  eyes  an  aspect  of  evil,  or  that 
a  distant  resemblance  to  those  two 
girls — for  that  there  was  a  resem- 
blance I  could  not  deny — should 
have  made  me  insensible  to  its  far 
higher  expression,  its  fulness  of 
health  and  heavenly  grace,  in  which 
those  two  living  beings,  notwith- 
standing their  beauty,  were  so  visi- 
bly inferior. 

"  From  this  moment  I  gazed  on  it 
frequently,  and  with  delight.  My  cor- 
respondence with  Emanuel  became 
more  regular  j  still,  however,  he  eva- 
ded my  invitation  to  visit  me,  by  say- 
ing the  time  was  not  yet  come ;  and 
all  I  could  learn  of  his  studies  or 
employments  was,  that  he  had  devo- 
ted himself  entirely  to  painting,  and 
principally  t(\  landscape-painting. 

"  I  myself  "began  to  perceive  that 
country  pursuits  did  not  exactly 
suit  my  taste,  and  that  I  was  in  a 
great  measure  wasting  my  time  in  a 
residence  which  was  situated  in  a 
neighbourhood  neither  remarkable 
for  its  natural  beauties,  nor  interest- 
ing from  the  society  it  afforded,  and 
cut  off,  as  it  were,  from  literary  and 
political  news.  Shortly  afterwards 
the  death  of  my  aunt  followed,  and 
I  made  up  my  mind  to  leave  the 
estate. 

"  I  hastened  without  delay  towards 
Copenhagen.  The  portrait  seemed 
to  beckon  me  thither.  Two  years 
now  had  nearly  elapsed  since  I  had 
seen  my  friend ;  and  during  the  jour- 
ney, my  longing  to  see  him  again, 
my  eagerness  for  the  solution  of  this 
dark  enigma,  daily  increased.  I 
found  my  expectation,  however,  dis- 
appointed ,•  when  I  reached  his  lod- 
ging I  found  him  not ;  only  a  letter 
of  the  following  import  was  deliver- 
ed to  me. 

"  *  Just  as  I  was  awaiting  your  ar- 
rival with  impatience,  and,  I  must 
add,  with  anxiety  and  uneasiness,  I 
received  a  message  from  home.  My 
old  and  worthy  father  has  been  sud- 
denly seized  with  an  apoplectic 
stroke.  He  is  still  alive  ;  but  I  have 
seen  too  many  of  such  attacks  to  in- 


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[Feb. 


dulge  much  hope  of  his  recovery  at 
his  advanced  period  of  life.  As  soon 
as  all  is  over  I  shall  hasten  back. 
Wait  for  me  patiently ;  or  if  I  remain 
too  long  absent,  and  you  are  not 
afraid  of  the  house  of  death — then — 
do  as  you  will.' 

"  These  lines  contained,  as  you 
perceive,  an  indirect  invitation.  My 
Friend  had  been  already,  as  I  learned, 
eight  days  absent,  nor  had  any  intel- 
ligence been  received  from  him  du- 
ring that  time.  In  the  latest  news- 
papers which  I  called  for,  I  found  no 
announcement  of  death ;  I  calcula- 
ted, therefore,  that  the  invalid  was 
still  alive,  and  I  felt  convinced  that 
my  sympathy  and  friendly  offices 
might  be  useful  to  my  friend  in  the 
hour  of  sorrow.  An  internal  voice 
seemed  to  whisper  to  me,  that  his 
heart  would,  in  such  a  state  of  mind, 
be  more  readily  and  confidentially 
opened  to  me.  I  required  only  to 
get  my  comfortable  and  well-covered 
travelling  carriage  ready,  which  bade 
defiance  to  the  cold  blasts  of  autumn, 
which  had  already  sefMn, — and  in 
four-and-twenty  hours  I  knew  I 
should  be  at  his  side. 

"  No  sooner  was  the  resolution 
formed  than  it  was  executed.  Next 
morning,  though  somewhat  later  than 
I  had  wished,  I  was  travelling  south- 
ward from  the  capital.  A  sharp 
north-east  wind  whistled  around  the 
carriage,  which  lulled  a  little  to- 
wards evening,  as  I  reached,  in  the 
twilight,  a  solitary  posting  station, 
where  we  changed  horses;  but  it  was 
succeeded  by  a  thick  mass  of  clouds, 
which,  gradually  overspreading  the 
heavens  with  their  dark  veil,  threat- 
ened every  instant  to  descend  in  tor- 
rents of  rain. 

"  An  uncovered  but  respectable- 
looking  country  vehicle,  which  ap- 
peared to  have  arrived  before  me,  had 
just  been  drawn  into  the  shed ;  and 
in  the  travellers'  room,  where  I  sat 
down  till  the  horses  should  be  ready, 
I  found  a  young  female,  closely 
wrapped  in  a  hood  and  mantle,  walk- 
ing up  and  down,  evidently  in  great 
agitation. 

"  I  had  thrown  myself,  somewhat 
ill-humouredly  at  having  probably  to 
wait  here  for  some  time,  upon  a  seat 
near  the  window,  paying  little  atten- 
tion to  what  was  passing  in  the  apart- 
ment, till  I  was  suddenly  roused  by 
an  active  dispute,  at  first  carried  on 


in  a  low  voice,  but  gradually  beco- 
ming louder. 

"  *  I  must  proceed,'  said  a  clear, 
sweet,  silvery-toned  voice.  '  If  I  can 
bear  the  wind  and  rain,  so  may  your 
horses  and  yourself.  You  know  not 
the  anxiety  which  urges  me  on.' 

"  The  peasant,  with  whom  the 
trembling  and  mantled  female  spoke, 
seemed  immovable.  '  We  are  Christ- 
ians,' replied  he,  doggedly,  *  and 
should  spare  our  beasts  and  our- 
selves. We  shall  have  nothing  but 
rain  and  storm  all  night.  Here  we 
have  rest  and  shelter — without,  who 
knows  what  may  happen  in  such  a 
tempest — and  your  friends,  miss, 
have  given  me  the  strictest  charge  to 
take  care  of  you.  These  tender  limbs 
of  yours  are  not  fitted  to  bear  what 
I  might  look  upon  as  a  trifle  :  your 
health  might  suffer  for  ever. — Upon 
my  conscience,  I  cannot  do  it.' 

"'  Nay,  nay,'  replied  the  young 
lady,  '  I  am  strong  and  healthy.  It 
is  not  the  tempest  without,  but  the 
anguish  I  feel  within,  that  may  prove 
fatal  to  me.' 

"  The  faint  and  touching  notes  of 
her  voice  awakened  my  deepest  sym- 
pathy. I  stept  forward,  put  a  ques- 
tion to  her,  and  learned  that  the  young 
lady  was  most  anxious  to  reach  her 
birthplace  to-night,  and  had  with  that 
view  availed  herself  of  a  conveyance 
returning  from  the  capital  : — filial 
duty,  she  said,  was  the  motive  of  her 
journey ;  and  ithappened  mostfortu- 
nately  that  her  place  of  destination 
and  mine  were  the  same.  I  instantly 
offered  her  a  seat  in  my  carriage.  Al- 
most without  looking  at  me,  or  per- 
ceiving my  youth,  which,  at  another 
time,  would  probably  have  occasion- 
ed some  difficulty,  she  instantly  ac- 
cepted my  offer  with  such  visible 
joy,  that  I  perceived  at  once  that  her 
mind  was  occupied  by  a  nobler  and 
more  engrossing  feeling  than  any 
cold  calculation  of  propriety.  The 
horses  arrived  rather  sooner  than  I 
expected,  and  ere  it  was  wholly  dark 
we  were  seated  in  the  carriage. 

"  The  increased  rapidity  and  com- 
fort of  the  mode  of  travelling,  the 
certainty  that  before  midnight  she 
would  reach  the  goal  of  her  wishes, 
had  disposed  her  to  be  communica- 
tive; and  ere  we  had  proceeded  a 
league,  I  learned,  to  my  great  asto- 
nishment, that  my  travelling  compa- 
nion was  the  youngest  sister  of  my 


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343 


friend,  who  had  for  years  been 
brought  up  in  the  capita],  whom  I 
had  seen  for  an  instant  when  a  child, 
and  whom,  under  that  appellation, 
my  friend  had  locked  so  tenderly  in 
his  parting  embrace.  She  told  me 
that  the  sudden  illness  of  her  father 
had  shocked  and  agitated  her  ex- 
tremely; that  her  brother  had  writ- 
ten to  her  that  he  was  still  in  life, 
but  that  there  were  no  hopes  of  his 
recovery ;  and  finding  an  unexpect- 
ed opportunity  by  means  of  the  vehi- 
cle which  was  returning  to  her  na- 
tive place,  she  had  felt  unable  to 
withstand  the  temptation,  or  rather 
the  irresistible  longing  which  impel- 
led her,  without  her  brother's  know- 
ledge, and  contrary,  as  she  feared,  to 
her  relations'  wishes,  to  see  her  be- 
loved father  before  he  died. 

"  I  told  her  my  name,  which  she 
recognised  at  once  as  that  of  a  friend 
whom  her  brother  had  often  men- 
tioned to  her,  and  thus  a  confiden- 
tial footing  was  established  between 
us,  which  I  took  care  not  to  impair 
by  impertinent  enquiries.  I  could  not 
even,  while  she  was  under  my  pro- 
tection, obtain  a  single  glance  of  her 
face.  Calmer  consideration  proba- 
bly suggested  to  her,  how  easily  our 
travelling  together  might  afford  room 
for  scandal ;  so  when  we  crossed  the 
ferry  towards  the  little  island,  she 
did  not  leave  the  carriage  j  and  when 
we  reached  the  town  at  a  pretty  late 
hour,  she  laid  hold  of  my  hand,  as  I 
was  directing  the  postilion  to  go  on, 
and  said  hastily,  *  Let  me  alight  here. 
This  street,  near  the  bridge,  leads 
across  the  churchyard  to  our  house. 
I  fear  to  see  or  to  speak  to  any 
one. 

"  *  I  will  accompany  you,'  said  I. 
,-'  I  will  surprise  my  friend.'  I  made 
the  postilion  stop,  directed  him  to 
the  iiin,  and  we  alighted.  The  maid- 
en leant  upon  my  aim;  I  felt  that 
she  trembled  violently,  and  had  need 
-  of  support. 

"  We  walked  across  the  church- 
yard towards  the  parsonage.  Through 
the  darkness  of  the  blustering  and 
rainy  autumnal  night,  several  win- 
dows, dimly  lighted,  and  shaded  by 
curtains,  were  visible.  The  gate, 
leading  to  the  other  side  of  the  house, 
was  merely  laid  to.  The  court  was 
empty ;  every  one  seemed  busy  with- 
in. The  windows  on  this  side  were 
all  dark.  I  saw  by  the  inequality  of 


my  companion's  step  how  much  her 
anxiety  was  increasing. 

"  We  hurried  across  the  court,  and 
entered  the  little  narrow  passage  of 
the  house,  which  was  also  unlighted. 
We  stood  for  a  moment  drawing  our 
breath,  and  listening.  From  the  far- 
thest chamber  on  the  left  we  heard 
a  rustling  noise,  and  the  sound  of 
whispering  voices.  A  broad  streak 
of  light,  which  streamed  from  the 
half-opened  door  into  the  passage, 
was  darkened  occasionally  by  the 
shadows  of  persons  moving  within. 
f  It  is  my  sister's  room,'  whispered 
my  conductress,  and  darted  towards 
it.  1  followed  her  hastily.  But  what 
a  sight  awaited  us ! 

"  The  corpse  of  a  young  maiden 
had  just  been  lifted  out  of  bed,  and 
placed  on  a  bier  adjoining.  A  white 
covering  concealed  the  body  even 
to  the  chin.  Several  elderly  females 
were  employed  in  tying  up  the  long 
dark  tresses  of  the  deceased ;  while 
others  were  standing  by  inactive,  or 
occupied  in  removing  the  phials  and 
medicines  from  the  table. 

"  My  companion  had  thrown  back 
her  veil  at  entering,  and  stood  as  if 
rooted  to  the  spot.  Even  the  unex- 
pected shock  she  had  encountered, 
could  not  banish  from  her  cheek  the 
glow  with  which  anxiety  and  exer- 
cise had  tinged  it ;  nay,  the  fire  of 
her  eye  seemed  to  have  acquired  a 
deeper  and  more  piercing  lustre.  So 
stood  she,  the  blooming  representa- 
tive of  the  very  fulness  of  life,  be- 
side the  pallid  victim  of  inexorable 
Death.  The  startling  contrast  agita- 
ted me  the  more,  that  in  those  well- 
known  features  I  traced,  in  renova- 
ted beauty,  those  of  the  enchanting 
portrait;  scarcely  master  of  my 
senses,  I  almost  believed  that  I  saw 
again  the  same  maiden  who,  two 
hours  before,  had  fascinated  me  in 
the  Frederick's  Hospital,  when,  all 
at  once,  half  turning  to  trie,  she  ex- 
claimed, *  O,  my  poor  sister  Lucia  !' 

"  '  Lucia  !' — the  name  fell  upon  me 
like  a  stroke  of  lightning.  So,  then, 
she  whom  I  had  last  seen  in  the  glow 
of  life  and  beauty,  lay  before  me  cold 
in  death !  What  assurance  could  I 
have,  that  the  fair  vision  which  still 
flitted  before  me,  blooming  with 
health,  and  life,  and  grace,  was  not 
the  mere  mask  under  winch  some 
spectre  had  shrouded  itself,  or  round 
which  the  King  of  Terrors  had  al- 


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The  Dance 


ready  wound  his  invisible  but  unre- 
1  axing  arm!  The  figures  in  the 
Dance  of  Death  involuntarily  ilash- 
ed  upon  my  mind.  My  very  exist- 
ence seemed  to  dissolve  in  a  cold 
shudder.  I  saw,  scarcely  conscious 
of  what  was  going  on,  and  as  if  in  a 
dream,  the  Jiving  beauty  draw  near 
to  the  corpse ;  momentarily  I  ex- 
pected to  see  the  dead  maiden  throw 
her  arms  around  her,  and  to  see  her 
fade  away  into  a  spectre  in  that  ghast- 
ly embrace,  when  my  friend,  who  had 
apparently  been  summoned  by  the 
women,  pale,  and  almost  distracted, 
rushed  in,  and  tore  her  from  the 
corpse,  exclaiming,  *  Hence,  thought- 
less creature  !  Wilt  thou  murder  us 
both  ?  Away  from  this  pestiferous 
neighbourhood !  If  you  will  look  up- 
on the  dead,  come  to  the  couch  of 
our  honoured  father,  whose  gentle 
features  seem  to  invoke  a  blessing 
upon  us,  even  in  death.' 

"  She  followed  him  unresistingly, 
weeping  in  silence.  An  old  ser- 
vant led  the  way,  with  a  light  in  her 
hand;  another;  in  whom  I  thought 
I  recognised  the  features  of  our  old 
attendant,  beckoned  me,  with  tears 
in  her  eyes,  into  the  well-remember- 
ed parlour,  where  every  thing  re- 
mained unaltered,  with  the  excep- 
tion of  the  little  work-tables,  all  of 
which  had  been  removed  but  one. 
She  placed  before  me  some  cold 
meat  and  wine,  begged  I  would  ex- 
cuse them  if  things  were  not  in  or- 
der, and  left  the  room,  which  my 
friend  at  the  same  moment  entered. 

"  He  embraced  me  with  an  agita- 
tion, a  melting  tenderness,  he  had 
seldom  before  manifested.  *  You 
come/  said  he,  *  unexpected,  but  nat 
unwelcome.  I  have  been  thinking 
of  you  for  some  days  past,  and  was 
wishing  for  your  presence  even  while 
you  were  on  your  way.' 

"  *  Then,'  said  I,  still  with  a  feeling 
of  disorder  in  my  mind,  '  the  right 
time  is  come  ?  Speak  on,  then ;  tell 
me  all !' 

"  '  The  time,'  replied  he, « is  come, 
but  scarcely  yet  the  moment.  I  see 
by  your  paleness,  your  shuddering, 
that  the  dark  fate  which  sits  upon 
our  house  has  agitated  you  too  deep- 
ly at  present  to  admit  of  a  calm  and 
unprejudiced  consideration  of  the 
subject.  Summon  your  mind,  eat, 
drink,  return  to  your  inn.  I  will 
not  ask  you  to  tarry  longer  in  the 


of  Death.  [Feb. 

house  of  death ;  although — I  hope — 
Death  has  now  knocked  at  our  door 
for  the  last  time  for  a  long  period  to 
coine.  Go  and  compose  yourself. 
That  God  should  visit  the  sins  of  the 
fathers  on  the  children,  seems  a 
harsh,  a  Jewish  sentence  ; — that  na- 
ture transmits  to  posterity  the  con- 
sequences of  the  weaknesses  or  guilt 
of  the  parent,  sounds  milder,  and 
looks  more  true  : — but,  alas !  the 
consequences  are  the  same.  No  more 
of  this.' 

"  I  drank  but  a  single  glass  of  wine, 
which,  in  truth,  I  needed,  and  be- 
took myself  to  my  inn.  I  took  the 
picture,  which  I  still  wore,  from  my 
neck,  but  I  did  not  open  it.  I  was 
over  wearied,  and,  in  spite  of  the 
over  excitement  of  my  mind,  I  soon 
dropt  asleep. 

"  The  smiling  beams  of  the  morn- 
ing sun,  as  I  awoke,  poured  new  life 
and  composure  into  my  soul.  I 
thought  of  our  confidential  conver- 
sation in  the  carriage,  in  which,  un- 
known to  herself,  my  fair  companion 
had  displayed  the  beauty  of  her  mind, 
and  I  could  not  forbear  smiling  at 
the  feelings  of  terror  and  distrust 
which  my  heated  fancy  had  infused 
into  my  mind  in  regard  to  her  and 
to  the  picture.  It  lay  before  me  on 
the  table,  innocent  as  herself,  with 
its  bright  loving  eyes  turned  upon 
me,  and  seemed  to  whisper,  '  I  am 
neither  Jacoba  nor  Lucia.'  I  took 
out  my  friend's  letter,  which  con- 
veyed the  same  assurance ;  calm  un- 
derstanding seemed  to  resume  its 
ascendency  in  my  heart ;  and  yet,  at 
times,  the  impression  of  the  prece- 
ding evening  recurred  for  a  moment 
to  my  mind. 

"  I  hurried,  not  without  painful 
impatience,  as  soon  as  I  was  dressed , 
towards  the  desolate  mansion  of  my 
friend.  He  had  been  waiting  me  for 
some  time,  advanced  to  meet  me 
with  a  cheerful  look,  when  I  found 
his  sister  composed,  but  in  deep 
mourning,  and  with  an  expression  of 
profound  grief,  seated  at  the  break- 
fast-table. 

"  She  extended  her  hand  to  me 
with  a  melancholy,  but  kindly  smile ; 
and  yet  I  drew  back  with  an  op- 
pressive sensation  at  my  heart,  for 
the  picture  stood  before  me  more 
perfect  in  resemblance  than  it  had 
appeared  to  my  excited  fancy  the 
evening  before  ;  but  here  there  was 


1832.] 


T7ie  Dance  of  Death. 


more  than  the  picture.  I  saw,  too, 
at  the  first  fflauce,  a  nobler  bearing1,  a 
higher  expression,  than  in  the  fea- 
tures of  her  sisters.  In  looking  at 
them,  I  was  reminded  of  the  picture; 
in  gazing  on  her,  I  forgot  its  exist- 
ence. Our  confidential  and  touch- 
ing conversation,  which  still  involun- 
tarily reverted  to  the  deceased,  sank 
deep  into  my  heart.  Gradually  every 
uneasy  feeling  faded  from  my  mind ; 
and  when  she  left  us  at  last  at  her 
brother's  request,  to  visit  some  of 
her  young  acquaintances  whom  she 
had  not  seen  for  a  long  time  before, 
I  gazed  after  her  with  a  look,  the  ex- 
pression of  which  was  no  secret  to 
her  brother. 

"  His  first  words  shewed  that  this 
was  the  case.  '  At  last,'  said  lie, '  you 
have  the  original,  or  the  true  copy  of 
the  picture,  which  is  an  enigma  even 
to  myself,  even  though  it  be  the  work 
of  my  own  hands.  I  knew  well  that 
her  aspect  of  spotless  purity  would 
at  once  banish  every  feeling  of  dis- 
trust from  your  mind,  as  it  has  done 
from  mine.  If  the  picture  be  still 
dear  to  you — if  you  can  love  her 
and  gain  her  affection,  she  is  yours  ; 
but  hrst  listen  to  that  which  I  have 
so  long  withheld  from  you.  You 
must  judge,  after  hearing  it,  whether 
you  are  still  inclined  as  freely  to  ac- 
cept the  offer.  We  shall  be  uninter- 
rupted from  without ;  and  do  not  you 
interrupt  me,'  said  he,  as  he  drew 
the  bolt  of  the  door,  and  seated  him- 
self by  my  side. 

"  '  Mysterious  as  every  thing  is  apt 
to  appear,  which  ordinary  experience 
does  not  enable  us  to  explain,  do  not 
expect  to  hear  any  thing  more  won- 
derful in  this  case  than  admits  of  a 
simple  explanation,  when  tried  by 
the  test  of  cold  and  sober  reasoning. 
My  father,  without  being  disposed  to 
talk  much  upon  the  subject,  was  a 
believer  in  dreams — that  is  to  say, 
he  frequently  dreamt  of  events  which 
were  afterwards  actually  fulfilled ; 
and  in  fact,  in  such  cases,  his  present- 
iments were  rarely  erroneous.  While 
a  candidate,  for  instance,  for  a  church, 
he  used  to  be  able  in  this  way  to  fore- 
see, from  a  vague  and  undefinable, 
but  yet  distinct  feeling,  when  he 
should  be  called  upon  to  preach  for 
any  of  the  clergymen  in  the  neigh- 
bourhood. He  had  seen  himself,  on 
such  occasions,  in  the  pulpit,  and 
often,  at  waking,  could  recollect  long 
passages  from  those  ideal  sermons 


345 

he  had  delivered.  In  other  matters, 
he  was  a  person  of  a  lively  and 
cheerful  turn  of  mind.  By  his  first 
marriage  he  had  no  children.  He 
contracted  a  second  with  my  mother, 
a  stranger,  who  had  only  shortly  be- 
fore come  into  the  country — very 
pretty,  very  poor — and  whose  gay, 
but  innocent  manner,  had  been  my 
father's  chief  attraction.  She  was 
passionately  fond  of  dancing,  an 
amusement  for  which  the  annual  bird- 
shooting,  the  vintage  feasts,  and  the 
balls  given  by  the  surrounding  nobi 
lity  on  their  estates  in  the  neighbour- 
hood, afforded  frequent  opportuni- 
ties, and  in  which  she  participated 
rather  more  frequently  than  was  al- 
together agreeable  to  her  husband, 
though  he  only  ventured  to  rest  his 
objections  on  his  apprehension  for 
her  health.  Some  vague  reports 
spoke  of  her  having,  early  in  life,  en- 
countered some  deep  grief,  the  im- 
pression of  which  she  thus  endea- 
voured, by  gaiety  and  company,  to 
dissipate. 

"  '  One  day  my  father  was  invited 
to  a  party  given  in  honour  of  the  ar- 
rival of  a  nobleman  long  resident  in 
the  capital,  and  accepted  the  invita- 
tion only  on  condition  that  my  mo- 
ther would  agree  to  dance  very  lit- 
tle. This  prohibition  led  to  a  slight 
matrimonial  scene,  which  terminated 
on  her  part  in  tears,  on  his  in  displea- 
sure. The  evening  before,  they  re- 
ceived a  visit  from  the  nobleman 
himself,  who  being  an  old  college 
friend  of  my  father's,  had  called  to 
talk  over  old  stories,  and  enjoy  an 
evening  of  confidential  conversation. 

"  '  My  father's  gift  of  dreams  hap- 
pened to  be  mentioned  -,  the  Count 
related  an  anecdote  which  had  taken 
place  shortly  before  in  Paris,  and 
which  he  had  learnt  from  Madame 
de  Genlis ;  and  a  long  argument  en- 
sued upon  the  subject  of  dreams  and 
their  fulfilment. 

" '  The  conversation  was  prolonged 
for  some  time,  my  mother  appearing 
to  take  no  particular  share  in  it. 
But  the  following  day  she  seemed 
abstracted,  and  at  the  party  decli- 
ned dancing,  even  though  her  hus- 
band himself  pressed  her  to  take  a 
share  in  the  amusement.  "  Nay, 
on  being  asked,  as  she  stood  by 
my  father's  side,  to  dance,  by  the 
son  of  the  nobleman  above  alluded 
to,  and  who  was  believed  to  have 
been  an  old  acquaintance  of  hers, 


346 

slie  burst  at  once  into  tears.  My 
father  even  pressed  her  to  mingle  in 
the  circle ;  she  continued  to  refuse  ; 
at  last  she  was  overheard  to  say — 
"  Well,  if  you  insist  upon  it  on  my 
account,  be  it  so." 

"  '  Never  before  had  she  danced 
with  such  spirit ;  from  that  moment 
she  was  never  off  the  floor.  She  re- 
turned home  exhausted  and  unwell, 
and  out  of  humour.  She  was  now 
in  the  fifth  month  of  her  pregnancy, 
and  it  seemed  as  if  she  regretted  the 
apparent  levity  which  her  conduct 
had  betrayed. 

"  '  Her  husband  kindly  enquired 
what  was  the  cause  of  her  singular 
behaviour.  "  You  would  not  listen 
to  me,"  she  replied,  "  and  now  you 
will  laugh  at  my  anxiety ;  nay,  per- 
haps you  will  tell  me  that  people 
ought  never  to  mention  before  wo- 
men any  thing  out  of  the  ordinary 
course,  because  they  never  hear 
more  than  half,  and  always  give  it  a 
wrong  meaning.  The  truth  then  is, 
your  conversation  some  evenings 
ago  made  a  deep  impression  on  me. 
The  peculiar  state  of  my  health  had 
probably  increased  the  anxiety  with 
which  for  some  time  past  I  have 
been  accustomed  to  think  of  the  fu- 
ture. I  fell  asleep  with  the  wish 
that  something  of  my  own  future 
fate  might  be  unfolded  to  me  in  my 
dreams.  The  past,  with  all  the  me- 
morable events  of  my  life,  nay,  even 
our  late  dispute  as  to  dancing,  were 
all  confusedly  mingled  in  my  brain; 
and,  after  many  vague  and  unintel- 
ligible visions,  which  I  have  now 
forgotten,  they  gradually  arranged 
themselves  into  the  following 
dream: — 

"  I  thought  I  was  standing  in  a 
dancing-room,  and  was  accosted  by 
a  young  man  of  prepossessing  ap- 
pearance, who  asked  me  to  dance. 
Methinks,  although  probably  the 
idea  only  struck  me  afterwards,  that 
he  resembled  the  Count,  the  son  of 
our  late  host.  I  accepted  his  invita- 
tion; but  having  once  begun  to 
dance,  he  would  on  no  account  be 
prevailed  on  to  cease.  At  last  I 
grew  uneasy.  I  fixed  my  eyes  upon 
him  with  anxiety;  it  seemed  to  me 
as  if  his  eyes  grew  dimmer  and  dim- 
mer, his  cheeks  paler  and  more 
wasted,  his  lips  shrivelled  and  skin- 
ny, his  teeth  grinned  out,  white  and 
ghastly,  and  at  last  he  stared  upon  me 
with  bony  and  eyeless  sockets.  His 


The  Dance  of  Death. 


[Feb. 


white  and  festal  garments  had  fallen 
away.  I  felt  as  if  encircled  by  a 
chain  of  iron.  A  skeleton  clasped 
me  in  its  fleshless  arms.  Round  and 
round  he  whirled  me,  though  all  the 
other  guests  had  long  before  disap- 
peared. I  implored  him  to  let  me 
go;  for  I  felt  I  could  not  extricate 
myself  from  his  embrace.  The 
figure  answered  with  a  hollow- 
tone,  '  Give  me  first  thy  flowers.' 
Involuntarily  my  glance  rested  on 
my  bosom,  in  which  I  had  placed  a 
newly-blown  rose  with  several  buds, 
how  many  I  know  not.  I  made  a 
movement  to  grasp  it,  but  a  strange 
irresistible  feeling  seemed  to  flash 
through  my  heart,  and  to  draw  back 
my  hand.  My  life  seemed  at  stake ; 
and  yet  I  could  not  part  with  the 
lovely  blooming  flower,  that  seemed 
as  it  were  a  portion  of  my  own  heart. 
One  by  one,  though  with  a  feeling  of 
the  deepest  anguish,  I  plucked  off 
the  buds,  and  gave  them  to  him  with 
an  imploring  look,  but  in  vain.  He 
shook  his  bony  head ;  he  would  have 
them  all.  One  little  bud  only,  and 
the  rose  itself,  remained  behind ;  I 
was  about  to  give  him  this  last  bud, 
but  it  clung  firmly  to  the  stalk  of  the 
rose,  and  I  pulled  them  both  together 
from  my  bosom.  I  shuddered;  I 
could  not  part  with  them  ;  he  grasp- 
ed at  the  flowers,  when  suddenly  I 
either  threw  them  forcibly  behind 
me,  or  an  invisible  hand  wrenched 
them  out  of  mine,  I  know  not  which; 
I  sank  into  his  skeleton  arms,  and 
awoke  at  the  same  instant  to  the 
consciousness  of  life." 

"  '  So  saying,  she  burst  into  tears. 
My  father,  though  affected  by  the 
recital,  laboured  vainly  to  allay  her 
anxiety.  From  that  moment,  and 
especially  after  my  birth,  her  health 
declined ;  occasionally  only,  during 
her  subsequent  pregnancies,  her 
strength  would  partially  revive, 
though  her  dry  cough  never  entirely 
left  her.  After  giving  birth  to  six 
daughters,  she  died  in  bringing  the 
seventh  into  the  world.  I  was  then 
about  twelve  years  old.  To  her  last 
hour  she  was  a  lovely  woman,  with 
a  brilliant  complexion,  and  sparkling 
eyes.  Shortly  afterwards  I  was  sent 
to  school,  only  visiting  my  father's 
house  and  my  sisters  during  the 
holydays.  All  of  them,  as  they  grew 
up,  more  or  less  resembled  their 
mother;  till  they  attained  their  thir- 
teenth or  fourteenth  year  they  were 


1832.] 


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347 


pale,  thin,  and  more  than  usually 
tall ;  from  that  moment  they  seemed 
suddenly  to  expand  into  loveliness ; 
though  scarcely  had  they  attained 
their  sixteenth  year,  when  the  unna- 
tural brilliancy  of  their  cheeks,  and 
the  almost  supernatural  lustre  of 
their  eyes,  began  to  betray  the  inter- 
nal hectic  fire  which  was  secretly 
wasting  the  strength  of  youth. 

"  *  Seldom  at  home,  I  had  little  idea 
of  the  evil  which  hung  over  our 
home.  I  had  seen  my  eldest  sister 
in  her  beauty,  and  her  wane;  and 
then  I  heard  of  her  death.  I  was  at 
the  university  when  the  second 
died.  Shortly  afterwards  I  visited 
my  home.  I  found  my  third  sister 
in  the  full  bloom  of  youthful  loveli- 
ness. I  had  been  dabbling  a  little  in 
painting,  and  felt  anxious  to  attempt 
her  portrait,  but  I  had  made  no  great 
progress  when  the  time  for  my  de- 
parture arrived.  I  was  long  absent ; 
when  I  next  returned,  it  was  on  the 
occasion  of  her  death.  I  was  now 
no  longer  a  heedless  boy.  I  saw 
the  melancholy  of  my  father,  and 
ascribed  it  to  the  shock  of  so  many 
successive  deaths.  He  was  silent; 
he  left  me  in  my  happy  ignorance, 
though  even  then  the  death  stillness 
and  loneliness  of  the  house  weighed 
with  an  undefinable  oppression  on 
my  heart.  My  sister  Regina  seemed 
to  grow  up  even  more  lovely  than 
her  deceased  sisters.  I  now  found 
the  sketch  which  I  had  begun  so  like 
hery  that  I  resolved  to  make  her  sit 
to  me  in  secret,  that  I  might  finish 
the  picture,  and  surprise  my  father 
with  it  before  my  departure.  It  was 
but  half  finished,  however,  when  the 
period  of  my  return  to  the  capital 
arrived.  I  thought  I  would  endea- 
vour to  finish  it  from  memory,  but, 
strangely  enough,  I  always  confused 
myself  with  the  recollection  of  my 
dead  sisters,  whose  features  seemed 
to  float  before  my  eyes.  In  spite  of 
all  my  efforts,  the  portrait  would  not 
become  that  of  Regina.  I  recollect- 
ed having  heard  my  father  say,  that 
she  of  all  the  rest  bore  the  greatest 
resemblance  to  her  mother;  so  I 
took  out  a  little  picture  of  her,  which 
she  had  left  to  me,  and  endeavoured 
with  this  assistance,  and  what  my 
fancy  could  supply,  to  finish  the  pic- 
ture. At  last  it  was  finished,  and 
appeared  to  possess  a  strange  re- 
semblance to  all  my  sisters,  without 
being  an  exact  portrait  of  any. 


" '  As  I  had  intended  it,howe\  er,  for 
the  portrait  of  Regina  in  particular, 
I  determined  to  take  it  with  me  on 
my  next  visit,  and  endeavour  to  cor- 
rect its  defects  by  a  comparison  with 
the  original.  I  came,  but  the  summer 
of  her  beauty  was  already  past.  When 
I  drew  out  the  picture  to  compare  it 
with  her  features,  I  was  shocked  at 
the  change  which  had  taken  place  in 
her,  though  it  had  not  yet  manifest- 
ed itself  in  symptoms  of  disease.  As 
I  was  packing  up  my  drawing  mate- 
rials again,  under  some  pretext  or 
other  my  father  unexpectedly  enter- 
ed. He  gave  a  glance  at  the  picture, 
seemed  deeply  agitated,  and  then 
exclaimed—"  Let  it  alone." 

'That  evening,  however,  as,  ac- 
cording to  our  old  custom,  we  were 
sitting  together  in  his  study,  after  my 
sisters  had  gone  to  rest,  our  hearts 
reciprocally  opened  to  each  other. 

" « I  now  for  the  first  time  obtained 
a  glimpse  into  my  father's  wounded 
heart.  He  related  to  me  that  dream 
as  you  have  now  heard  it;  and  his 
firm  conviction  that  almost  all  his 
children,  one  by  one,  would  be  ta- 
ken from  him ;  a  conviction  against 
which  he  had  struggled,  till  fatal  ex- 
perience had  begun  too  clearly  to 
realize  it.  I  now  learned  that  he 
had  brought  up  his  daughters  in  this 
strict  and  almost  monastic  seclusion, 
that  no  taste  for  the  world  or  its  plea- 
sures might  be  awakened  in  the  minds 
of  those  who  were  doomed  to  quit  it 
so  soon.  They  mingled  in  no  gay 
assemblies,  scarcely  in  a  social  par- 
ty ;  and  even  I,  my  friend,  have  since 
that  time  never  thought  of  dancing 
without  a  shudder.  Conceive  what 
an  impression  this  conversation,  and 
that  fearful  prophetic  dream,  made 
upon  my  mind!  Thailand  my  young- 
est sister  seemed  excepted  from  the 
doom  of  therest,Icouldnotpaymuch 
attention  to ;  for  was  not  my  mother, 
at  my  birth,  suffering  under  that  dis- 
ease which  she  had  bequeathed  to 
her  children ;  and  how,  then,  was  it 
likely  that  I  should  be  an  excep- 
tion ?  My  imagination  was  active 
enough  to  extend  the  sentence  of 
death  to  us  all.  The  interpretation 
which  my  father  attempted  to  give 
to  the  dream,  so  as  to  preserve  us  to 
himself,  might  be  but  a  delusive 
suggestion  of  paternal  affection;  per- 
haps, self-deluded,  he  had  forgotten, 
or  given  another  turn  to  the  conclu- 
sion of  the  dream,  A  deep  and  wild 


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[Feb. 


despair  seized  upon  me,  for  life  to 
me  was  all  in  all !  In  vain  my  father 
endeavoured  to  compose  me;  and, 
finding  his  efforts  unsuccessful,  he 
contented  himself  with  exacting 
from  me  the  promise  that  this  fatal 
secret  of  our  house  should  be  com- 
municated to  none. 

"  '  It  was  at  this  time  I  became  ac- 
quainted with  you.  The  conflict 
which  raged  within  my  bosom  be- 
tween reason  and  superstition,  be- 
tween the  struggles  of  courage  and 
the  suggestions  of  despair,  could  not 
be  concealed  from  you,  though  you 
could  form  no  idea  of  its  source.  I 
accompanied  you  to  Lubeck.  The 
sight  of  the  Dance  of  Death  produced 
a  remarkable  effect  upon  my  mind. 
I  saw  a  representation  of  my  mo- 
ther's dream,  and  in  that  too  I  thought 
I  perceived  also  its  origin.  A  film 
seemed.to  fall  from  my  eyes ;  it  was 
the  momentary  triumph  of  sober  rea- 
son. It  struck  me  at  once  that  the 
idea  of  this  picture,  which  my  mother 
had  undoubtedly  at  one  time  seen, 
had  been  floating  through  her  exci- 
ted imagination,  and  had  given  rise 
to  that  dark  vision,  before  whose  fa- 
tal influence  my  father  and  I  had 
prostrated  ourselves  so  long,  instead 
of  ascribing  the  successive  deaths  of 
our  family  to  their  true  source,  in  the 
infectious  nature  of  that  disease 
which  my  mother's  insane  love  of 
dancing  had  infused  into  her  own 
veins,  and  which  had  been  the  omi- 
nous inheritance  of  her  offspring. 
The  advances  I  had  already  made  in 
the  study  of  medicine,  confirmed 
these  views.  The  confined  and  soli- 
tary life  my  sisters  had  led,  the  total 
want  of  any  precaution  in  separating 
those  who  were  still  in  health  from 
those  who  had  been  already  attacked 
by  this  malady,  was  in  itself  sufficient 
to  account  for  all  which  had  happen- 
ed. Animated  by  this  idea,  I  hurried 
home  in  spite  of  all  your  entreaties. 
I  laboured  to  make  my  father  par- 
ticipate in  my  views,  to  induce  him 
to  separate  my  other  sisters  from  the 
already  fast  declining  Regina;  but  the 
obstinacy  of  age,  and  his  deep  con- 
viction of  the  vanity  of  all  such  ef- 
forts, rendered  my  efforts  and  plead- 
ings unavailing. 

" '  It  was  only  after  great  difficulty 
that  I  was  prevailed  upon  to  part 
with  my  youngest  sister,  then  a  mere 
child,  who,  from  the  close  connexion 
in  which  her  life  seemed  to  stand 


with  myself  in  that  singular  dream, 
had  become  my  favourite,  and  on 
whom  I  felt  impelled  to  lavish  all  that 
love,  which  a  certain  involuntary 
shuddering  sensation  that  I  felt  in 
the  presence  of  my  other  sisters,  as 
beings  on  whom  Death  had  already 
set  his  seal,  prevented  me  from  be- 
stowing fully  upon  them.  It  was  only 
on  my  assuring  my  father  that  my 
peace,  nay  my  life,  depended  on  his 
granting  me  this  request,  that  he  con- 
sented that  she  should  be  brought  up 
in  the  capital  under  my  eye.  I  ac- 
companied her  thither  myself.  I 
watched  over  her  with  an  anxiety 
proportioned  to  my  love.  She  was 
not  so  tall  as  her  sisters  had  been  at 
the  same  age.  She  seemed  to  unfold 
herself  more  slowly,  and  in  all  things, 
as  well  as  her  education,  she  was  the 
reverse  of  them.  Her  gaiety,  her 
liveliness,  her  enjoyment  of  life, 
which  often  inspired  me  with  a  deep 
melancholy,  gave  additional  bloom 
to  her  personal  appearance ;  I  could 
trace  in  her  no  appearance  of  weak- 
ness of  the  breast ;  but  she  was  still 
a  tender, delicate  nature, the  blossom, 
as  I  might  say,  of  a  higher  clime. 

"  '  It  was  long  before  I  returned  to 
my  father's  house ;  but  his  sickness, 
which  rendered  a  dangerous  opera- 
tion necessary,  brought  him  to  the 
capital  with  my  two  remaining  sis- 
ters. What  I  had  foreseen  was  now 
fulfilled.  Jacoba  had  become  Re- 
gina, Lucia  Jacoba.  I  knew  it  would 
be  so,  and  yet  it  struck  me  with  hor- 
ror ;  the  more  so  when  I  observed, 
as  I  already  hinted,  that  during  the 
bloom  of  their  ephemeral  existence, 
all  my  sisters  successively  acquired 
a  strong  resemblance  to  their  mo- 
ther, and  consequently  to  the  por- 
trait; though  not  so  close  as  may 
have  appeared  to  your  excited  ima- 
gination, who  saw  them  but  for  a  mo- 
ment and  after  a  long  interval.  I  can- 
not tell  how  the  daily  sight  of  these  de- 
voted maidens,  who  inspired  at  once 
pity  and  terror,  wrought  upon  my 
heart.  It  brought  back  my  old  de- 
spair, my  old  fears,  which  at  such 
moments  reasoning  could  not  sub- 
due, that  I  and  all  of  us,  my  darling 
with  the  rest,  would  become  the  vic- 
tims of  this  hereditary  plague.  My 
situation  was  the  more  trying,  that  I 
was  obliged  to  invent  a  thousand 
stratagems  and  little  falsehoods  to 
keep  the  sisters,  then  living  in  the 
same  city,  apart.  I  could  not  alto- 


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The  Dance  of  Death. 


gether  succeed,  and  the  misery  I  felt 
at  such  moments  how  shall  I  de- 
scribe !  Your  coming,  your  mistake, 
filled  up  the  measure  of  my  despair. 
When  you  wrote,  I  found  it  for  a  long 
time  impossible  to  answer  your  af- 
fectionate letter. 

" '  It  was  only  long  after  the  return 
of  my  family  to  their  home  that  I  re- 
gained my  composure.  The  theory 
of  medicine  had  long  been  hateful  to 
me ;  though  in  the  course  of  my  re- 
searches into  that  fatal  disorder,  to 
which  our  family  seemed  destined,  I 
had  more  than  once  met  with  in- 
stances in  which  the  disease,  after  a 
certain  period,  seemed  to  concentrate 
itself  on  its  victim,  so  as  not  to  be 
transmitted  to  her  subsequent  off- 
spring. My  father  too,  who,  during 
his  residence  in  the  capital,  had  per- 
ceived my  distracted  state  of  mind, 
took  the  opportunity  of  giving  me,  as 
he  thought,  a  word  of  comfort,  though 
it  only  wrung  from  me  a  bitter  smile. 
He  told  me  of  a  dream  which  he  had 
had  after  my  mother's  death,  and 
which  he  had  hitherto  concealed,  be- 
cause its  import  seemed  to  be  of  a 
threatening  nature  for  me ;  although 
at  the  same  time  it  seemed  to  give 
him  the  assurance,  that  at  least  I 
should  not  perish  by  the  same  fate 
which  had  overwhelmed  my  sisters. 
He  thought  he  saw  me,  whether 
young  or  old  he  could  not  say,  for 
my  face  was  covered,  lying  asleep  or 
dead  in  some  foreign  country.  My 
baggage  was  heaped  about  me,  and 
on  lire ;  but  the  thick  smoke  which 
arose  from  the  pile  prevented  him 
from  perceiving  whether  I  was  burnt 
or  not. 

"  *  Though  at  first  much  shocked  at 
this  dream,  yet,  viewed  in  the  light 
already  mentioned,  it  had  on  the 
whole  a  consoling  tendency ;  and 
for  this  reason  he  had  communica- 
ted it  to  me,  though  still  with  some 
shrinking  sensations  at  its  recollec- 
tion. It  was  now  my  turn  to  afford 
him  consolation,  by  pointing  out  to 
him  that  this  dream,  vague  and  in- 
distinct in  its  meaning  like  most 
others,  had  probably  been  already 
fulfilled,  since  my  effects  had  in  fact 
been  all  burnt  about  me  during  the 
bombardment  of  Copenhagen,  and 
I  myself,  in  a  diseased  and  scarcely 
conscious  state  of  mind,  only  extri- 
cated from  danger  by  the  exertions 
of  my  friends.  He  seemed  struck 
with  this  observation,  and  was  ei- 


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lent;  but  I  saw  that  his  confidence 
in  the  certainty  of  dreams  was  in  no 
shape  abated.  But  my  chief  source 
of  consolation  lay  in  the  slow  and 
natural  growth  of  my  Amanda,  who 
did  not,  like  her  sisters,  resemble  a 
mere  hothouse  plant,  but  a  sweet 
natural  flower,  though  her  light  and 
ethereal  being  would  render  her 
equally  unable  to  encounter  the  rude 
breath  of  earthly  sorrow7,  or  the  in- 
fluence of  a  rugged  clime ; — and  you, 
whether  accidentally  or  not — (and 
this  gives  me,  I  confess,  new  hope 
and  courage) — you  have  a  second 
time  been  the  preserver  of  her  life, 
by  sheltering  her  from  the  blight  of 
a  stormy  and  freezing  autumnal 
night,  which  would  have  been  enough 
to  blast  at  once  this  delicate  pro- 
duction of  a  more  genial  clime.  You, 
like  a  protecting  angel,  conducted 
her  to  her  paternal  home ;  that  home 
where  the  angel  of  death  has  now, 
I  trust,  marked  the  threshold  with 
blood  for  the  last  time,  since  the 
scythe  that  swept  away  my  venerable 
father,  with  the  same  stroke  mowed 
down  the  last  declining  life  of  his 
daughters. 

"  *  In  truth,  I  begin  to  cherish  the 
best  hopes  of  the  future.  In  her 
mild  eye  that  beams  with  no  un- 
earthly light,  her  cheek  that  glows 
with  no  concealed  fever,  there  are 
no  traces  of  the  consuming  worm 
within;  only,  as  J  have  already  said, 
the  delicacy  of  her  frame  requires 
the  tenderest  care.  A  rude  wind 
might  blast  this  fragile  flower ;  and 
therefore  I  give  her  to  you,  as  the 
oldest,  the  most  tried  and  trust- 
ed of  my  friends,  with  my  whole 
heart ;  but  upon  this  condition,  that 
you  never  yield  to  her  often  repeat- 
ed wish  to  learn  to  dance,  for  that 
too  violent  and  exciting  exercise, 
which  proved  fatal  to  her  mother, 
which  devoted  her  sisters,  even 
while  yet  unborn,  to  death,  and  which 
is  my  terror  and  aversion,  her  ten- 
der frame  and  easily  agitated  dispo- 
sition, I  am  sure,  are  unable  to  bear. 
Will  you  promise  me  this  ?' 

"  The  picture — her  picture,  had, 
during  his  relation,  lain  before  me 
on  the  table  :  its  heavenly  smile,  and, 
still  more,  the  tranquil  and  clear 
narrative  of  my  friend,  had  banished 
from  my  bosom  the  last  remains  of 
uncomfortable  feeling,  and  awaken- 
ed with  a  still  livelier  emotion  sym- 
pathy with  this  being  so  lovely,  BO 


The  Dance  of  Death. 


[Feb. 


worthy  to  be  loved.  What  could  be 
more  fascinating  than  thus  to  become 
the  protecting  angel  of  such  a  crea- 
ture !  The  very  conviction  that  1 
had  already  involuntarily  been  so, 
gave  a  higher  impulse  to  my  love 
and  my  confidence.  I  promised  him 
every  thing. 

"  Let  me  be  brief — brief  as  the  so- 
litary year  of  my  happiness  !  Busi- 
ness still  detained  my  friend  at 
home,  and  regard  for  appearances 
would  not  allow  me  to  reconduct  to 
the  capital  my  Amanda,  to  whom  1 
had  not  declared  my  sentiments,  and 
to  whom,  'indeed,  it  would  have  been 
indecent  to  have  done  so,  while  her 
dearest  relations  were  hardly  con- 
signed to  the  tomb.  One  plan,  how- 
ever, suggested  itself,  which  appear- 
ed the  more  advisable  from  the  ad- 
vantages which  the  pure  air  and 
tranquil  amusements  of  a  country 
life  seemed  to  promise  to  her  who 
was  the  object  of  our  solicitude. 

"  The  Count,  with  whom  her  mo- 
ther had  danced  that  fatal  Dance  of 
Death,  now  an  old  man,  had  long  been 
in  possession  of  the  situation  former- 
ly held  by  his  father,  and  was  at  this 
time  an  inhabitant  of  an  estate  upon 
the  island.  Always  attached  to  the 
family  of  the  pastor,  he  offered 
Amanda  a  residence  in  his  family, 
and,  on  the  pretext  that  her  health 
might  suffer  from  a  longer  residence 
in  this  house  of  death,  we  had  her 
i  mmediately  removed  from  its  gloomy 
images  to  the  more  cheerful  mansion 
of  the  Count. 

"  Being  myself  acquainted  with 
her  intended  protector,  I  accompa- 
nied her  thither,  and  while  I  strove, 
by  every  endeavour,  to  gain  her  af- 
fection, some  expressions  which  es- 
caped her  made  me  aware  that  I  was 
already  possessed  of  it.  The  close  of 
the  year  of  mourning  was  fixed  for  our 
marriage.  I  had  already  cast  my  eye 
upon  an  estate  in  the  neighbourhood, 
which  I  had  resolved  to  purchase, 
instead  of  that  which  had  fallen  to 
v  me.  Partly  with  the  view  of  resto- 
ring the  activity  of  my  friend,  partly 
to  escape  the  pain  of  being  separated 
from  my  love,  and  partly  because 
such  matters  are  generally  most  ad- 
vantageously managed  by  the  inter- 
vention of  a  third  party,  I  begged 
him  immediately  to  set  about  the  ne- 
gotiation for  the  purchase.  He  un- 
dertook the  commission  readily,  but 
hie  own  affairs  soon  afterwards  sum- 


moned  him  to  the  capital,  and  he  set 
out. 

"  The  bargain  was  found  to  be  at- 
tended with  difficulty.  The  matter 
was  studiously  protracted,  in  hopes 
of  obtaining  a  higher  price,  and  at 
last,  as  the  close  of  the  year  ap- 
proached, I  resolved  not  to  wait  for 
the  purchase,  but  to  celebrate  our 
nuptials  at  once.  Amanda  had  all 
along  enjoyed  the  best  health.  My 
friend  engaged  for  us  a  simple  but 
comfortable  residence  in  the  city, 
but  the  Count  would  not  hear  of  the 
marriage  being  performed  any  where 
except  in  his  own  house.  The  day 
was  at  last  fixed ;  we  only  waited  for 
Emanuel,  who,  for  some  time  past, 
had  from  time  to  time  put  off  his  ar- 
rival. At  last  he  wrote  that  he  would 
certainly  appear  on  the  day  of  the 
marriage. 

"The  day  arrived,  and  yeUie  came 
not.  The  Count's  chamberlain  en- 
tered, and  delivered  to  me  a  letter, 
which  had  been  put  into  his  hands 
the  day  before,  under  a  cover,  in 
which  he  was  requested  to  deliver 
it  to  me  shortly  before  the  ceremony 
took  place. 

"  It  was  from  Emanuel,  and  ran  as 
follows.  '  Do  not  be  anxious  should 
I  not  appear  at  the  marriage,  and  on 
no  account  put  off  the  ceremony. 
The  cause  of  my  detention  is  for  the 
good  of  all  of  us.  You  yourself  will 
thank  me  for  it.' 

"  This  new  enigma  disconcerted 
me ;  but~a  bridegroom  must  endea- 
vour to  conceal  his  uneasiness,  and 
a  singular  chance  made  me  at  last 
regard  the  unexpected  absence  of 
Emanuel,  which,  in  fact,  I  attributed 
to  caprice,  as  not  altogether  to  be  re- 
gretted. The  Count  had,  notwith- 
standing my  entreaties,  made  prepa- 
rations for  a  ball,  at  which,  after  the 
ceremony  had  been  quietly  perform- 
ed in  the  chapel,  our  union  was  to 
be  publicly  announced  to  the  com- 
pany. I  knew  how  much  the  mind 
of  my  friend,  so  prone  to  repose 
faith  in  omens  of  every  kind,  would 
be  agitated  by  the  very  idea  of  dan- 
cing. 

"  I  succeeded  in  calming  Amanda's 
mind  as  to  the  prolonged  absence  of 
her  brothev  ,•  but  I  felt  that  I  began 
to  regard  with  a  feeling  of  oppres- 
sion the  idea  of  his  arrival,  which 
might  momentarily  take  place. 

"  The  guests  assembled.  The 
young  people  were  eagerly  listening 


1832.] 


The  Dance  of  Death. 


to  the  music,  which  began  to  echo 
from  the  great  hall.  I  was  intent 
only  on  my  own  happiness ;  when, 
to  my  dismay,  the  old  Count,  step- 
ping up,  introduced  his  son  to  my 
Amanda,  with  a  request  that  she 
would  open  the  ball,  while  the  young 
Countess,  his  daughter,  offered  her 
hand  to  me.  I  scarcely  noticed  her, 
in  the  confusion  with  which  I  ran 
up  to  the  Count,  to  inform  him  that 
Amanda  never  danced,  and  had  ne- 
ver learnt  to  do  so.  Father  and  son 
were  equally  astonished  ;  the  possi- 
bility of  such  an  event  had  never  oc- 
curred to  them. 

"  '  But,'  exclaimed  the  son, '  can 
such  a  pattern  of  grace  and  dignity 
require  to  learn  what  nature  herself 
must  have  taught  her  ?' 

"  Amanda,  who  perhaps  attribu- 
ted my  confusion  to  a  feeling  of 
shame  at  her  ignorance,  looked  at 
me  entreatingly,  and  whispered  to 
me, '  I  have  never  tried ;  but  my  eye 
has  taught  me  something.' 

"  What  could  I  say  ?  and,  in  truth, 
I  confess  I  could  not  see  why,  mere- 
ly for  fear  of  my  absent  friend,  I 
should  make  myself  ridiculous;  nay, 
I  could  not  but  feel  a  sensation  of 
pride  in  the  triumph  which  I  anti- 
cipated for  my  bride.  The  Coun- 
tess and  I  were  the  second  couple ; 
some  of  the  more  honoured  guests 
made  up  the  third  and  fourth,  and 
the  dance  began. 

"  After  a  few  turns,  however,  the 
music,  at  the  suggestion  of  the  young 
Count,  changed  to  a  lively  waltz; 
and  the  dancers  began  to  revolve  in 
giddier  circles.  I  felt  as  if  lightning- 
struck  ;  my  feet  seemed  glued  to  the 
ground ;  the  young  Countess  vainly 
endeavoured  to  draw  me  along  with 
her ;  my  eyes  alone  retained  lite  arid 
motion,  and  followed  the  footsteps 
of  Amanda,  who,  light  as  a  sylph, 
but  blooming  beyond  aught  that  I 
had  ever  seen,  was  flitting  round  in 
the  arms  of  the  Count. 

-"  At  once  the  door  opened,  and  I 
saw  Emanuel  enter  in  full  dress,  but 
he  was  arrested  on  the  threshold; 
his  eyes  were  rooted  on  Amanda. 
Suddenly  he  smote  his  hands  to- 
gether above  his  head,  and  sank  at 
the  same  moment  to  the  ground  with 
a  cry  that  rang  through  the  hall. 

"  This  accident  seemed  to  disen- 
chant me.  My  feet  were  loosened. 
I  and  others  flew  towards  him  like 
lightning,  raised  him,  and  carried 


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him  through  the  hall,  into  an  adjoin- 
ing room,  which  served  as  a  passage 
to  the  hall.  All  this  was  the  work  of 
a  moment.  Amanda,  however,  had 
observed  the  confusion,  had  heard 
the  name  of  her  brother ;  that  loud 
and  piercing  cry  had  echoed  through 
her  heart.  As  if  transported  out  of 
herself,  she  tore  herself  out  of  the 
supporting  arms  of  the  Count,  flew 
across  the  court  into  the  chamber 
beyond,  and  sunk,  weeping,  implo- 
ring, in  the  most  lively  agitation,  at 
the  feet  of  her  brother. 

"  The  strange  appearance  of  Ema- 
nuel, his  cry,  his  fainting,  had  created 
a  confusion  which,  for  a  moment,  I 
confess  withdrew  my  attention  from 
her.  It  was  when  her  brother  be- 
gan to  recover  his  senses,  that  I  first 
observed  her  deadly  paleness.  Me- 
thought  I  saw  again  the  dying  Lucia 
in  my  gaily  dressed  bride,  whose 
white  robes  and  myrtle  wreath  re- 
minded me  of  the  ghastly  bridegroom 
of  her  sisters,  who  thus  seemed  to 
step  in  between  me  and  my  happi- 
ness. She  hung,  cold,  inanimate, 
tottering,  upon  my  arm. 

**  She  was  immediately  carried  to 
bed.  She  never  rose  from  it  again. 
Her  sickness  took  even  a  more  sud- 
den and  terrible  character  than  usual, 
which,  indeed,  under  the  circum- 
stances, might  have  been  expected. 
Never,  I  may  say,  had  my  poor 
Amanda  been  in  so  great  a  state  of 
excitement  as  during  this,  her  first 
and  last  dance.  The  sudden  shock 
she  received,  the  coldness  of  the 
open  room,  and  the  still  more  open 
court,  swept  by  a  rude  autumnal 
wind,  at  a  moment  when  the  general 
confusion  prevented  any  measures 
of  precaution  from  being  taken,  had 
wrought  terrible  ravages  in  her  ten- 
der frame,  and  would  have  been 
enough,  even  without  a  hereditary 
predisposition  to  the  malady,  to  have 
produced  the  same  fatal  conse- 
quences. The  disease  seized  on  her 
with  that  fatal  and  rapid  grasp  from 
which  it  derives  its  name;  in  a  fort- 
night she  was  numbered  with  the 
dead. 

"  Her  decline  seemed  for  a  moment 
to  restore  the  physical  strength  of 
her  unhappy  brother.  He  burst  out 
into  the  loudest  reproaches  against 
me,  and  every  one  who  sought  to 
withdraw  him  from  the  bedside  of  the 
invalid.  It  was  wonderful  how  his 
weak  frame  bore  up  against  it,  but 


352 

he  scarcely  ever  left  her  side.  She 
died  in  his  arms;  he  covered  the 
dead  body  with  kisses ;  force  alone 
could  detach  him  from  it. 

"  But  almost  instantly  after,  a 
strange  dull  inaction  seemed  to  come 
over  his  mind.  He  reproached  me 
no  longer,  as  I  had  expected,  but 
asked  to  know  how  all  had  happen- 
ed, and  in  turn  told  me,  with  a  bitter 
and  heart-piercing  smile,  that  he  had 
been  prevented  from  coining  by  a 
serious  indisposition.  '  I  had  caught, 
as  the  physicians  thought,  a  cough 
arising  from  cold,  but  with  the  na- 
tural nervousness  of  my  disposition, 
I  thought  I  discerned  in  it  the  seeds 
of  the  long- dreaded  malady,  and  as 
the  physician  assured  me  that  a  few 
days  would  remove  it,  1  resolved  to 
stay  away  from  the  marriage,  in  order 
to  give  his  prescriptions  (which  were 
chiefly  rest  and  quietness)  every  fair 
chance ;  and  if  the  truth  were  as  1 
suspected,  not  to  disturb  your  hap- 
piness by  any  uneasiness  on  my  ac- 
count. But  the  day  before  the  mar- 
riage I  was  seized  with  an  inexpress- 
ible feeling  of  anxiety.  I  recollected 
that  your  marriage  would  be  cele- 
brated in  the  same  mansion,  perhaps 
in  the  same  chamber,  where  my  mo- 
ther, with  her  yet  unborn  offspring, 
had  been  devoted  to  death.  I  could 
not  rest;  some  unknown  power  seem- 
ed to  impel  me  forward,  as  if  to  pre- 
vent [some  great,  some  inexplicable 
evil.  I  was  instantly  on  my  way ; 
at  the  last  station  on  the  road,  while 
waiting  for  my  horses,  I  dressed, 
that  I  might  lose  no  time.  I  came — 
not  to  prevent — but  every  thing  was 
now  too  clearly  explained.  I  had 
come  to  fulfil  my  destiny.' 

"  My  friend  remained  completely 
resigned  to  his  fate.  The  death  of 
his  sister  had  convinced  him  of  the 
certainty  of  his  own.  With  her  life, 
his  own  relish  for  life  had  utterly  de- 
parted. Already  it  seemed  to  lie  be- 
hind him  like  a  shadow ;  he  felt  an 
impatient,  irrepressible  longing  to  be 
with  those  who  had  gone  before. 

"  The  physicians  at  first  maintain- 
ed that  his  malady — for  he  already  felt 
its  influence  on  his  frame — was  but 
imaginary.  And  as  he  submitted 
quietly  to  every  thing,  it  cost  me  but 
little  trouble  to  induce  him  to  travel 
with  me.  I  will  not  trouble  you  with 
my  own  feelings  or  sufferings  :  I 
urged  him  to  go  to  the  south  of 


The  Dance  of  Death. 


[Feb. 


France,  the  climate  of  which  was  so 
generally  reckoned  beneficial.  He 
smiled,  but  as  if  the  dying  flame  of 
love  of  life  had  for  a  moment  re- 
kindled in  his  bosom,  he  expressed 
a  wish  rather  to  go  to  Italy.  '  There,' 
he  said,  '  he  might  have  an  opportu- 
nity of  seeing  and  studying  the  works 
of  the  great  masters  of  art.'  We 
reached  Italy,  but  here  his  illness  soon 
took  a  decided  turn ;  he  died  after  a 
decline  of  eleven  months  in  a  resi- 
dence in  the  Piazza.  Barberini :  and, 
as  if  the  prophetic  dream  of  his  fa- 
ther was  to  be  fulfilled  to  the  letter, 
his  whole  effects,  according  to  the 
invariable  custom  in  Rome,  (for  in 
Italy  consumption  is  regarded  as 
peculiarly  infectious,)  were,  on  the 
same  day  on  which  he  died  and  was 
buried,  committed  to  the  flames, 
with  the  furniture  of  his  apartment, 
and  even  his  carpet ;  every  thing,  in 
short,  except  his  papers.  Nay,  a 
friend  who  at  that  time  resided  with 
us  in  Rome,  and  subsequently  re- 
turned, told  me  that  two  years  after- 
wards the  apartments  inhabited  by 
Emanuel  still  remained  unoccupied 
as  he  left  them. 

"  I  cared  little,  as  you  may  imagine, 
during  these  shifting  scenes,  about 
financial  concerns,  and  when  I  re- 
visited this  country,  it  was  to  find 
that  lhad  returned  to  it  only  not  ab- 
solutely a  beggar,  and  destined,  Ifear, 
to  make  all  my  friends  melancholy 
about  me. 

"  Thus  has  a  numerous  family  been 
effaced  from  the  earth,  though  not 
from  my  heart,  leaving  behind  them 
nothing  but  this  portrait,  which 
seems  daily  to  hold  forth  the  lesson, 
how  vain  is  beauty,  how  fleeting  is 
life  1" 

L ceased,  and  the  silence  con- 
tinued, while  the  portrait  circulated 
once  more  among  the  now  deeply 
affected  and  sympathizing  assembly. 
The  evening,  which  had  begun  with 
loud  revelry,  had  gradually  glided 
into  the  deep  stillness  of  night.  The 
friends  rose,  and  even  the  younger 
of  them,  who  had  proposed  the  health 
of  their  mistresses  with  such  proud 
confidence  and  frolic  vanity,  sepa- 
rated in  silence,  after  pressing  the 
hand  of  the  narrator,  as  if  in  token 
that  he  had  become  to  all  of  them 
an  object  of  esteem,  of  sympathy, 
and  affection, 


1832.] 


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353 


THE  PHILOSOPHY  OF  LONDON, 


THE  British  capital  has  been  call- 
ed a  province  covered  with  houses; 
the  chief  causeway  of  the  world; 
the  great  estuary  of  the  tide  of  hu- 
man existence ;  the  empress  of  all 
cities,  with  whose  fame  the  nations 
"  ring  from  side  to  side;"  the  Baby- 
lon of  the  west,  which  in  wealth  and 
population  may  claim  precedence  of 
contemporary  realms  !*  There  is 
but  one  London  ;  and,  take  it  for  all 
in  all,  it  is  at  this  day  a  more  inte- 
restin01  object  of  contemplation  than 
any  other  spot  of  similar  dimensions 
on  the  surface  of  the  globe.  It  wants 
the  gorgeous  palaces,  the  spacious 
quays,  and  the  pleasant  gardens,  of 
its  neighbour  on  the  Seine ;  it  par- 
takes not  of  the  melancholy  magni- 
ficence of  Rome,  "  lone  mother  of 
dead  empires,"  the  historical  sanc- 
tuary of  hallowed  recollections  ever 
eloquent  of  olden  fame,  'mid  ruins 
darkened  with  the  crust  of  centuries; 
it  is  not  adorned,  like  Florence,  with 
the  delicate  creations  of  those  won- 
drous masters,  who  left  Art's  self 
effete,  and  hopeless  of  an  equal  ef- 
fort ;  it  boasts  not  of  the  glad  and 
glorious  scenery  of  Naples,  rejoicing 
in  a  soil  where  even  the  shade  is 
more  generous  than  our  northern 
sunshine,  and  reflected  with  all  its 
classic  villas  and  picturesque  details 
in  the  limpid  loveliness  of  the  sub- 
jacent Mediterranean;  it  is  not  con- 
secrated, like  Venice,  to  the  very 
genius  of  poetry,  and  graced  with 
beauteous  gondolas,  that  glide  along 
its  liquid  thoroughfares  through  the 
stillness  of  evening,  in  harmony  with 
the  barcarole  and  the  serenade,  the 
tabor  and  the  guitar ;  nor  yet  is  it 
clothed  with  the  romantic  grandeur, 
surrounded  with  the  goodly  pro- 
spect, or  dignified  with  the  moun- 
tain diadem,  of  Edinburgh  :  but 
still  its  geometrical  immensity,  enor- 
mous population,  immeasurable  mo- 
ral influence,  political  supremacy, 
indomitable  enterprise,  tremendous 
wealth,  and,  to  sum  all,  its  vast,  va- 
rious, and  comprehensive  intellec- 
tual capabilities,  constitute  in  the 
aggregate  a  more  curious  theme  for 


speculation  than  any  other  visible 
object  throughout  the  Avorld. 

Every  feature  of  the  metropolis 
appears  to  be  coloured  more  or  less 
with  the  complexion  of  the  national 
character,  and  thus  acquires  a  moral 
interest  which  materially  enhances 
the  dignity  of  such  a  topic.  The 
English,  as  a  people,  are  essentially 
the  very  reverse  of  poetical  in  their 
perceptions,  or  romantic  in  their 
tastes ;  and,  accordingly,  the  whole 
territory  of  Cockaigne,  even  to  the 
extremest  periphery  of  its  environs, 
and  brick-and-mortar  dependencies, 
presents  a  most  emphatic  negation 
of  any  and  every  thing  that  could  be 
designated  by  either  of  those  epi- 
thets, save  and  except  an  occasional 
copperplate  in  a  window-pane.  In- 
deed, wherever  Nature  seems  to  in- 
dicate the  slightest  semblance  of  the 
picturesque,  the  uncongenial  sym- 
pathies of  the  inhabitants  have  ef- 
fectually vulgarised  the  entire  local- 
ity. The  stranger,  for  example,  is 
pleased  with  the  site  and  aspect  of 
a  pleasant  little  islet  adjoining  the 
classic  banks  of  Twickenham ;  but  no 
sooner  has  it  arrested  his  attention, 
than  he  is  addressed  in  a  cacopho- 
nous joafozs,  which  doubtless  must  be 
meant  for  the  vernacular, — "  That 
'ere  is  the  '  heel-pie-'ouse,'  where  the 
folk  wot  lives  in  Lunnun  comes  for 
to  go  for  to  eat  heel-pies."  Alas  for 
sentiment !  and  this,  too,  in  the  im- 
mediate neighbourhood  of  Pope's 
villa!  Nor  is  the  noble  river  less 
indebted  to  "Augusta"  for  dignified 
associations,  as  it  flows  further  east- 
ward, for  at  Blackwall  its  reputation 
is  dependent  on  its  gastronomic  re- 
sources at  the  savoury  season  of 
"  white  bait."  Dr  Paley  illustrated 
the  curious  structure  of  the  retina, 
by  noticing  its  power  to  entertain  the 
various  recipients  presented  to  it  on 
all  sides,  in  the  prospect  from  Hamp- 
stead-heath, — by  the  way,  not  to  be 
compared  with  that  from  Arthur's 
Seat  or  Killiney,— but  how  would 
the  philosopher  have  nauseated  the 
fetid  advertisement  of  a  loathsome 
empiric,  (in  white-wash  capitals, 


The  single  parish  of  Mary-le-bonne  is  said  to  contain  actually  more  riches,  and  a 
greater  number  of  inhabitants,  than  the  principality  of  Wales. 

VOL.  XXXI.    NO.  CXCI.  It 


354 


The  Philosophy  of  London. 


[Feb. 


about  the  length  of  Mr  Fyshe  Pal- 
mer,) that  now  desecrates  the  wild 
vale  in  the  very  foreground!  So 
much,  then,  for  the  Cockney  pictu- 
resque I 

Again,  the  Sassenach  burghers  are 
so  peculiarly  sensitive  respecting 
what  Blackstone  calls  the  rights  of 
persons  and  the  rights  of  things,  and 
so  selfish  withal,  that  it  is  with  great 
difficulty  they  can  ever  be  induced 
to  forego  any  private  advantage  for 
the  sake  of  society  as  a  whole.  This 
somewhat  churlish  characteristic  is 
exemplified  oftener  than  one  could 
desire  in  the  social  arrangements  of 
the  metropolis.  The  interior  of  the 
squares,  and  even  of  the  Regent's 
Park,  is  inaccessible  to  all  but  a  fa- 
voured few,  to  whom  accident  has 
casually  given  the  privilege  of  ad- 
mission; and  the  extension  of  the 
same  pedestrian  franchise  to  their 
fellow-citizens  would  be  considered 
almost  as  monstrous  as  a  disruption 
of  the  whole  civil  system.  The  re- 
sult of  similar  concessions  in  St 
James's  Park,  Kensington  Gardens, 
and  also  those  of  the  Inner  Temple, 
on  summer  evenings,  sufficiently 
proves  that  the  cessation  of  the  mo- 
nopoly would  be  a  benefit  to  all,  and 
an  injury  to  no  one.  The  New  Road 
is  precisely  the  width  of  the  Interior 
Boulevards  in  Paris  ;  but  in  the  one 
case,  the  whole  of  the  space  between 
the  houses  on  either  side  is  avail- 
able to  the  public,  whereas  in  the 
other, the  general  thoroughfare  bears 
only  the  same  proportion  to  the  in- 
tervening width,  as  a  poetic  text  to 
a  quarto  margin,  while  the  remain- 
der is  apportioned  into  little  plots, 
that  hardly  suffice  to  contain  more 
than  a  couple  of  boxwood  borders 
and  a  barrow-load  of  brown  gravel. 
But  then  it  has  an  air  of  exclusive- 
ness,  and  that,  doubtless,  in  the  esti- 
mation of  the  householders,  is  pre- 
ferable to  several  rows  of  stately 
elms,  with  quiet  paths  between,  put- 
ting altogether  out  of  consideration 
the  advantages  which  would  accrue 


to  society  at  large  were  the  ground 
allocated  otherwise.  But  the  civic 
world,  in  general,  can  much  more 
readily  understand  the  actual  rights 
of  individuals  in  detail,  than  appre- 
ciate the  abstract  generic  claims  of 
the  community  as  a  public.  The 
silvan  dignity  and  leafy  honours  of 
the  Hamadryads,  however,  would  be 
profaned  by  the  juxtaposition. 

In  your  unsophisticated  cit  of  the 
genuine  town  breed,  the  grander  fea- 
tures of  external  nature  produce  no 
corresponding  elevation  of  senti- 
ment ;  and  it  is  more  than  probable 
that  a  sight  of  the  Falls  of  Niagara,  to 
the  sordid  faculties  of  such  an  ani- 
mal, would  only  suggest  a  calculation 
as  to  the  feasibility  of  converting  an 
integral  portion  of  the  flood  into  a 
profitable  mill-race.* 

The  principle  of  swim  cuique  is  no 
less  felicitously  enforced  in  that  os- 
tentatious but  rather  heavy  piece  of 
architecture,  the  Regent  Quadrant, 
the  pillars  of  which  exhibit  from  time 
to  time  different  colours,  according  to 
the  fancy  of  the  shop-owners  to  whose 
premises  respectively  they  happen 
to  belong.  Thus,  Mr  Figgins  chooses 
to  see  his  side  of  a  pillar  painted  a 
pale  chocolate,  while  his  neighbour 
Mrs  Hopkins  insists  on  disguising  the 
other  half  with  a  coat  of  light  cream 
colour,  or  haply  a  delicate  shade  of 
Dutch  pink ;  so  that  the  identity  of 
material  which  made  it  so  hard  for 
Transfer,  in  Zeluco,  to  distinguish  be- 
tween his  metal  Venus  and  Vulcan, 
is  often  the  only  incident  that  the  two 
moieties  have  in  common. 

Furthermore,  the  affections  of  John 
Bull  for  the  most  part  originate  in 
the  region  of  the  midriff,  and  more 
especially  beneath  the  peritoneum, 
from  whence,  under  favour  of  the 
digestive  organs,  they  ascend  to  the 
bosom,  or  thorax,  where  they  are 
gradually  subtilized  into  something 
like  sensibility.  For  proof  of  this, 
it  is  only  necessary  to  refer  to  the 
many  excellent  institutions  which, 
beneath  the  divine  blessing,  have  at- 


*  Napoleon  has  noticed  the  proximity  of  the  sublime  to  the  ridiculous,  arid  it  so 
happens  that  his  aphorism  was  never  more  forcibly  verified  than  in  a  recent  posthu- 
mous tribute  to  himself.  An  ingenious  print,  entitled  "  L'Ombre  de  Napoleon  visi- 
tant son  tombeau,"  was  lately  published  in  Paris,  and  lithographed  in  London  im- 
mediately afterwards,  to  be  cried  about  the  streets  as  "  The  Shade  of  Napoleon 
wisiting  his  tomb,  at  the  moderate  charge  of  one  ha'penny  !"  For  sluicing  with 
vulgarity  the  sublimest  idea  that  imagination  ever  conceived,  we  would  pit  an  illiterate 
Cockney  against  the  world. 


1832.] 


The  Philosophy  of  London. 


tained  to  such  prosperity  by  virtue 
of  the  process,  as  Mr  Bleaden  knows 
full  well,  and  the  ghost  of  many  an 
Essex  calf  that  expired  at  the  butch- 
er's of  a  sore  throat,  could  indispu- 
tably attest.  Were  further  evidence 
required,  it  would  be  found  at  the 
theatres,  where  sausage  tartlets,  and 
stiff  bottled  punch,  are  frequently  the 
most  vendible  commodities  amongst 
the  second  class  of  visitors,  although 
the  scene  may  have  but  just  closed 
on  the  death-struggle  of  Richard,  or 
the  sorrows  of  Belvidera. 

"  By  day  and  night,  but  this  is  wondrous 
strange!" 

In  Paris,  even  at  such  a  theatre  as 
Franconi,  dealers  of  a  similar  class 
would  have  tendered  the  hire  of  a 
fan  or  an  opera-glass,  and  peradven- 
ture  a  goblet  of  Veau  sucree,  of  which 
"  he  who  drinks  the  most  has  the 
worst  share."  Perhaps  it  is  by  trifles 
such  as  these  that  the  general  cha- 
racter of  a  people  is  most  strongly 
marked  and  most  accurately  estima- 
ted. 

That  sturdy  tenacity  of  purpose, 
and  irrepressible  impatience  of  sub- 
serviency to  others,  which  probably 
have  contributed  not  a  little  to  our 
political  advancement,  it  must  be 
owned,  are  exercised  at  times  with 
but  slight  regard  to  courtesy  or  con- 
venience. This  is  particularly  evi- 
dent at  the  Babylonian  theatres,  when 
one  portion  of  the  audience  happen 
to  desire  the  repetition  of  a  song, 
while  the  remainder  as  resolutely 
object  to  it.  The  vetoists  politely 
intimate  their  disapprobation  by  hiss- 
ing the  unfortunate  performer,  even 
although  the  party  should  be  a  lady  ! 
and  the  encore  is  seldom  finally  dis- 
posed of  until  after  an  uproar  of  se- 
veral minutes,  the  decision,  whether 
for  the  ayes  or  the  noes,  usually  fol- 
lowing a  practical  parenthesis  of 
"  much  admired  disorder/"  This,  be 
it  observed,  is  not  the  case  anywhere 
else.  Our  more  considerate  neigh- 
bours across  La  Manche,  on  such 
occasions,  invariably,  and  in  a  mo- 
ment, waive  their  own  inclinations 
where  they  find  that  more  than  a 
moiety  of  the  audience  is  opposed 
to  them,  and  therefore  it  becomes 
scarcely  ever  necessary  to  utter  the 
words  "  bis"  or  "  non"  a  second 
time,  for  no  one  thinks  of  demurring 
to  the  declared  will  of  the  majority 


355 

thus  enunciated  in  a  single  monosyl- 
lable. 

To  do  justice  to  the  English  cha- 
racter, it  is  necessary  to  judge  of  the 
people  in  the  gross,  instead  of  in- 
specting them  in  detail,  and  look  ra- 
ther to  their  social  institutions,  than 
to  the  individual  component  parts  of 
the  community.  The  charities  of  life, 
and  all  the  cardinal  essentials  of  phi- 
lanthropy, are  nowhere  more  sedu- 
lously cultivated,  and  more  thorough- 
ly naturalized,  than  in  their  well-nur- 
tured metropolis,  and  yet  nowhere 
is  that  "benevolence  in  trifles"  which 
puts  men  in  good  humour  with  them- 
selves and  one  another,  so  universally 
neglected.     To  strangers  the  town- 
bred  are  like  a  cucumber,  cold  in  the 
third  degree ;  and  of  all  places  within 
the  limits  of  civilized  existence,  that 
in  which  John  Bull  appears  to  least 
advantage,  is  a  modern  tavern.     He 
seems  to  assume  that  every  one  is  a 
rogue,  until  the  contrary  is  demon- 
strated, as  plainly  as  the  fact  that  the 
pigs  at  Hogsnorton  can  play  upon  the 
organ.      He  seems  to  say  with  the 
Psalmist,  not  "  in  his  haste,"  but  at 
sullen  leisure  over  an  unsocial  tum- 
bler of  rum  toddy, — "  all  men  are 
liars  ;"  and  the  slightest  overture 
towards  a  conversation,  on  the  part 
of  his  neighbour  in  the  same  box, 
would  infallibly  cause  a  total  subver- 
sion of  his  countenance,  for  he  could 
only  imagine  the  interlocutor  to  be 
influenced  by  some  such  motive  as 
might  induce  a  church-mouse  to  make 
a  leg  to  a  Welsh  rabbit.    He  ejects  a 
dry  but  beautiful  piece  of  brevity 
from  the  bottom  of  his  throat  by  way 
of  an  apology  for  a  reply,  and  straight- 
way assumes  as  much  dignity  and 
reserve  of  deportment  as  if  he  were 
the  Gonfaloniere  of  San  Marino,  in- 
timating by  his  manner  pretty  clearly 
that  the  offending  colloquialist  would 
have  a  much  better  chance  of  finding 
one  of  the  oaks  of  Dodona  a  conver- 
sible  companion.  The  stranger  haply 
bethinks  him  of  the  moral  inculcated 
by  the  graceful  muse  of  Bunker's 
Hill,  and  therefore  attempts  no  re- 
joinder— 

"  This  here  monument  was  built  of  stone, 
Because  Lord  North  wouldn't  let  the 

Americans  alone." 

To  call  such  a  creature  a  gregarious 
animal,  it  is  obvious,  would  be  some- 
what of  a  misnomer  ;  yet,  encounter 
the  same  person  in  a  different  atmo- 


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sphere,  his  suspicions  disarmed,  his 
frigidity  thawed  into  loving-kindness, 
ana  perhaps  he  may  prove  one  of 
the  worthiest  of  men  "  that  e'er  wore 
earth  about  him." 

Those  who  would  see  the  capital 
for  its  own  sake,  should  perambulate 
its  deserted  thoroughfares  at  the  first 
turn  of  the  morning,  when  "  all  the 
air  a  solemn  stillness  holds,"  and  so- 
ciety itself  is  in  a  state  of  suspended 
animation.  They  will  then  more 
easily  comprehend  the  import  of  the 
remark  that  "  the  grove  cannot  be 
seen  for  the  trees,"  inasmuch  as  the 
absence  of  detail  enables  the  eye  to 
traverse  the  superficies  of  the  whole, 
without  being  obstructed  by  merely 
factitious  incidental  objects,  or  em- 
barrassed amid  a  variety  ever  chan- 
ging and  evanescent.  The  town  ho- 
rizon is  sharp  and  rigid  in  a  hard 
morning  sky,  for  once  clarified  from 
the  fumes  of  traffic,  and  unpolluted 
by  the  exhalations  of  a  hundred  thou- 
sand hearths.  The  buildings  are 
clearly  defined  in  all  their  circum- 
stantial architecture,  "  from  slabby 
pavement  even  to  bossy  frieze;"  and 
the  exact  statistics  of  the  silent  streets, 
with  their  respective  appurtenances, 
wherever  they  merit  notice,  are  as- 
certained at  a  glance,  and  examined 
without  interruption.  It  would  al- 
most appear  as  though  the  spectator, 
having  obtained  the  power  of  con- 
traction which  Milton  ascribes  to  his 
fallen  angels,  were  threading  his  way 
through  an  accurately  moulded  mo- 
del, and  the  gorgeous  edifices  which 
he  discovers  on  every  side  around 
him,  so  severely  traced  against  the 
pure  crystalline  sky,  suggest  to  the 
fancy  those  towers  delineated  by 
Chinese  artists  on  a  surface  of  plate 
glass,  of  which  the  obverse  has  been 
sheeted  by  quicksilver.  Thus  it  is 
not  without  reason  that  some  great 
poet,  whose  fame  has  not  descended 
to  posterity  with  his  distich,  has  ex- 
claimed,— 

*'  The  glories  of  proud  London  to  sur- 
vey, 

The  sun  himself  shall  rise  by  break  of 
day !" 


About  the  fifteenth  century,  the 
inhabitants  of  the  metropolis  were 
themselves  so  enraptured  with  the 
goodly  aspect  of  their  city,  that  the 
proverb, "  as  fine  as  London  upon  the 
bridge,"  in  their  acceptation  was 
understood  to  imply  the  utmost  ple- 
nitude of  sublunary  grandeur; 

•^——  "  not  Babylon, 
Nor  great  Alcairo,  such  magnificence 
Equall'd  in  all  their  glories." 

This  too  at  a  time  when  the  Thames 
was  allowed  to  steal  through  the 
town,like  Bayes'  army, "  in  disguise," 
although  the  Seine  arid  Arno,  and 
even  every  dike  in  Holland,  were 
adorned  with  spacious  quays, flanked 
with  superb  embankments, and  over- 
arched with  stately  bridges.  Peo- 
ple in  those  times,  (when  "  the  londe 
was  al  ful  fill'd  of  faerie,")  it  may 
naturally  be  supposed,  were  a  little 
given  to  exaggeration.  They  com- 
pared Cheapside  and  its  sign-boards 
(to  wit,  the  Cat  and  Fiddle,  the 
Goose  and  Gridiron,the  Bag  o'  Nails,* 
the  Pig  and  Whistle,  &c.  &c.)  with 
the  Medicean  Gallery  for  its  choice 
collection  of  paintings,  which  they 
looked  upon  as  the  happiest  efforts 
of  inventive  genius.  But,  alas  !  the 
era  of  Green  Dragons  and  Blue 
Boars  (as  the  Whigs  are  wont  to  say 
in  Parliament)  is  now  "  matter  of 
history,"  and  the  age  of  "  economists 
and  calculators  has  succeeded."  In 
this  kind  of  grandiloquent  ostenta- 
tion, as  in  every  thing  else,  the  Pari- 
sians were  emulous  competitors,  for 
the  French  poets,  it  appears,  in  a  si- 
milar vein,  compared  the  lamps  of 
Paris  to  the  planets  themselves, 
"  pendant  in  the  vault  of  heaven," 
although  they  were  neither  more 
nor  less  than  misshapen  tin  lanterns, 
hung  by  packthread  in  the  middle 
of  dirty  narrow  streets.  The  notions 
of  taste  which  prevailed  amongst  the 
gentle  citizens  of  ancient  London, 
may  be  duly  estimated  from  the  na- 
ture of  the  discussion  in  the  Com- 
mon Council,  when  it  was  resolved 
to  build  an  official  residence  for  the 
Lord  Mayor.  While  the  portly  dig- 


*  To  trace  the  origin  of  signs  would  be  an  amusing  relaxation  for  the  Society  of 
Antiquaries.  Who  could  have  imagined  that  "  bag  o'  nails"  was  a  corruption  of 
the  Bacchanals,  which  it  evidently  is  from  the  rude  epigraph  still  subjoined  to  the 
fractured  classicism  of  the  title  ?  In  the  same  manner  the  more  modern  "  Goat 
and  compasses"  may  be  identified  with  the  text  of  "  God  encompasseth  us,"  which 
was  a  favourite  ale-house  motto  amongst  the  Puritans. 


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nitaries  of  the  city  were  debating 
this  weighty  matter,  the  Lord  Bur- 
lington, in  his  zeal  for  the  arts,  thought 
fit  to  send  them  an  original  design 
of  Palladio,  every  way  worthy  of  its 
author,  for  their  approbation   and 
adoption.      His  lordship's  proposal 
put  the  corporation  in  a  prodigious 
pucker ;  they  all  met  and  looked  un- 
utterable things,  (the  face  of  every 
man  of  them,  like  that  of  Macbeth, 
was  "  as  a  book  where  men  might 
read  strange  matters,")  they  ate  a 
dinner,  and  agreed  to   summon  a 
special  court  to  consider  of  it,  and  it 
was  moreover  darkly  hinted  thatthey 
would  eat  another  afterwards,should 
the  momentous  affair  in  hand  be  sa- 
tisfactorily disposed  of.    The  ques- 
tion, however,  which  they  discussed, 
was  not,  whether  the  plan  suggested 
would  be  suitable  or  judicious,  but 
whether  this  same  Palladio  was    a 
freeman  of  the  city.      The  debate 
began  to  turn  entirely  on  the  point 
so  unexpectedly  mooted,  and   was 
carried  on  with  great  animation,  un- 
til at  last  a  worthy  deputy  observed 
that  it  was  of  little  consequence,  as 
it  had  been  long  notorious  that  the 
party  in  question  was  a  Papist,  whose 
design  jof  course  was  inadmissible 
on  principle.     Such  intelligence  was 
decisive ;  it  elicited  a  burst  of  ortho- 
dox indignation, and  the  corporators, 
with  true  burgomaster  sagacity,  at 
once  adopted  the  plan  of  a  French 
Protestant,  who  had  originally  been 
a  shipbuilder.*      The  edifice,  when 
erected,  was  libelled  with  the  parti- 
cularly clumsy  name  of  a  "mansion- 
house,"  which  every  body  must  per- 
ceive is  a  wretched  abuse  of  lan- 
guage ;  and  such  a  bulky  allegory  is 
thrust  upon  the  fa9ade,  that  the  ar- 
tist has  been  obliged  to  place  the 
plump  figure  of  Plenty  on  her  knees, 
because  there  is  not  enough  of  room 
for  her  to  stand  erect.     It  is,  how- 
ever, altogether  quite  as  felicitous 
,an    exemplification   of  "  fitness   of 
things,"  according  to  civic  percep- 
tion, as  the  lonely  dwarfish  statue  to 
be  seen  in  the  centre  of  so  many  of 


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the  squares,  which  is  so  completely 
out  of  keeping  with  the  sphere  in 
which  it  is  stationed,  as  to  suggest 
.a  resemblance  to  some  St  Bartho- 
lomew gilt  gingerbread  king,  stuck 
among  turnip-tops  in  a  green-gro- 
cer's stall. 

This  indeed  is  not  absolutely  as 
offensive  as  the  former  system  of 
cooping  up  a  few  frightened  sheep, 
with  sooty  fleeces  and  meagre  car- 
casses, in  a  wooden  paling,  by  way  of 
improving  on  the  rus  in  urbe,  through 
the  introduction  of  pastoral  associa- 
tions. Indeed,  the  few  squares  that 
existed  in  London  antecedent  to 
1770,  were  rather  sheep-walks,  pad- 
docks, and  kitchen  gardens,  than  any 
thing  else.  Grosvenor  Square  in 
particular,  fenced  round  wjith  a  rude 
wooden  railing,  which  was  inter- 
rupted by  lumpish  brick  piers  at  in- 
tervals of  every  half-dozen  yards, 
partook  more  of  the  character  of  a 
pond  than  a  parterre ;  and  as  for  Ha- 
nover Square,  it  had  very  much  the 
air  of  a  sorry  cow-yard,  where  black- 
guards were  to  be  seen  assembled 
daily,  playingathussel-cap  up  to  their 
ankles  in  mire.  Cavendish  Square 
was  then  for  the  first  time  dignified 
with  a  statue,  in  the  modern  uniform 
of  the  Guards,  mounted  on  a  charger, 
d  V antique,  richly  gilt  and  burnish- 
ed ;  and  Red  Lion  Square,  elegant- 
ly so  called  from  the  sign  of  an  ale- 
shop  at  the  corner,  presented  the 
anomalous  appendages  of  two  ill- 
constructed  watch-houses  at  either 
end,  with  an  ungainly  naked  obelisk 
in  the  centre,  which,  by  the  by,  was 
understood  to  be  the  site  of  Oliver 
Cromwell's  re-interment.  St  James's 
Park  abounded  in  apple-trees,  which 
Pepys  mentions  having  laid  under 
contribution  by  stealth,while  Charles 
and  his  queen  were  actually  walking 
within  sight  of  him.f 

In  1 744  there  were  only  four  hun- 
dred and  twenty-nine  houses,  and 
twenty-one  stable  yards,  on  the 
whole  of  the  great  property  called 
White  Conduit  Mead,  comprising 
New  Bond  Street,  Conduit  Street, 


*  This  was  somewhat  in  character  with  the  degree  of  civilisation  which  the  Ro- 
mans had  attained  in  the  consulship  of  Memmius,  who,  when  sending  some  of  the 
choicest  pieces  of  Grecian  sculpture  to  Rome,  took  a  receipt  from  the  ship-master, 
obliging  him  to  provide  as  good,  should  any  of  them,  while  in  his  CMstody,  chance 
to  he  damaged  or  lost. 

f  The  quaint  style  of  this  old  writer  is  sometimes  not  a  little  entertaining.  He 
mentions  having  seen  Major- General  Harrison  "  hanged,  drawn,  and  quartered  at 


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Brook  Street,  Woodstock  Street, 
Silver  Street,  Great  George  Street, 
Pedley  Street,  South  Molton  Row, 
Paradise  Row, and  Lancashire  Court. 
This  simple  fact,  contrasted  with  the 
present  state  of  the  West-end,  will 
abundantly  serve  to  shew  how  ma- 
terially the  metropolis  must  have  in- 
creased in  extent  during  the  last 
century;  and  yet  long  before  the 
period  in  question,  it  was  described 
as  "  a  maiestical  citie,  which,  for 
hugenesse,  concourse,  nauigation, 
trade,  and  populosity,  very  hardly 
might  giue  place  to  anie  other  in 
Europe."  It  is  curious  to  observe 
how  materially  the  progress  of  Lon- 
don was  influenced,  from  time  to 
time,  by  the  interference  of  the  legis- 
lature. The  question  as  to  how  far 
the  growth  of  such  a  capital  actually 
militated  against  the  interests  of  the 
nation  as  a  political  state,  occasioned 
a  controversy  that  commenced  about 
the  reign  of  Elizabeth,  and  perhaps 
even  now  we  would  be  justified  in 
calling  it  a  moot  point,  of  which  it 
can  only  be  said,  adhuc  sub  judice 
Us  est.  Some  maintained  that  the 
heart  could  never  become  too  big 
for  the  body,  while  others  rather 
compared  the  capital  of  a  realm  to 
the  head  of  the  human  frame,  which 
indicated  weakness  and  distemper, 
if  it  exceeded  the  relative  propor- 
tions of  the  other  members. 

In  the  days  of  Queen  Bess,  the 
village  of  Holborn  or  Oldbourn,  was 
first  joined  to  London  properly  so 
called,  and  a  great  part  of  High  Hol- 
born was  not  then  in  existence.  St 
Giles's  also  was  at  that  time  the  site 
of  a  village,  but  it  was  not  consider- 
ed even  contiguous  to  London ;  and 
as  for  Westminster,  it  was  merely  a 
small  town  on  the  southwest  and 
south  sides  df  St  James's  Park. 
There  were  gardens  upon  each  side 
of  the  Strand,  while  the  Haymarket 
had  a  hedge  on  one  side  and  a  ragged 
thicket  of  underwood  on  the  other. 
The  bills  of  mortality  were  first 
printed  in  1606,  and  it  appears  from 
them,  that  there  was  very  little  in- 
crease in  the  city  during  the  twenty- 
six  following  years ;  for,  in  1606  and 
1607,  there  died  between  six  and 
seven  thousand  annually,  a  number 


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which  rose  only  to  eight  and  nine 
thousand  in  1632  and  1633.  This  of 
course  was  the  natural  consequence 
of  the  general  outcry  against  the  en- 
croachments of  brick  and  mortar 
then  so  prevalent,  that  the  legisla- 
ture passed  a  law  in  the  thirty-eighth 
year  of  the  reign  of  Elizabeth,  pro- 
hibiting the  erection  of  any  further 
buildings  within  the  precincts  of  the 
city.  The  act,  it  is  true,  was  merely 
probationary,  as  it  was  to  expire  at 
the  close  of  the  next  session  of  Par- 
liament ;  but  its  effects  were  not  so 
transitory  as  its  nominal  duration, 
for  it  discouraged  the  builders,  and 
materially  obstructed  the  future  pro- 
gress of  the  city. 

During  the  whole  of  King  James's 
reign,  no  houses  were  erected  with- 
out the  Royal  license,  and  the 
people  therefore,  as  they  increased, 
gradually  emigrated  to  other  parts 
of  the  world.  Thus,  the  restriction 
upon  London  was,  in  fact,  one  of 
the  indirect  causes  to  which  we  may 
ascribe  the  plantation  of  New  Eng- 
land, Virginia,  Maryland,  and  the 
Bermudas,  all  of  which  originated  at 
the  time  of  its  operation.  Neverthe- 
less, as  the  population  could  not  be 
draughted  off  to  the  Trans-Atlantic 
settlements  in  the  full  proportion  of 
its  increase,  the  want  of  houses  be- 
gan to  be  so  severely  felt,  that  the 
people  petitioned  to  take  off  a  re- 
straint so  inconvenient  to  the  public. 
His  Majesty  acceded  to  their  desire, 
and  the  increase  of  London,  accord- 
ingly, within  the  next  seven-and- 
twenty  years,  so  much  surpassed  that 
of  any  former  period,  as  to  produce 
from  twelve  to  thirteen  thousand 
burials  in  1656  and  1657,  although 
rebellion  and  civil  wars  had  oc- 
curred within  the  interval.  No 
sooner,  however,  did  these  results 
become  manifest,  than  the  former 
clamour  against  the  builders  was  re- 
newed; and  Oliver  Cromwell,  glad 
of  the  opportunity  of  a  popular  im- 
post, laid  a  tax  on  the  new  founda- 
tions, from  which,  as  appears  by  the 
records  of  the  Exchequer,  not  more 
than  L.20,000  were  derived,  clear  of 
all  the  charges  incidental  to  its  col- 
lection. At  the  same  time  it  neces- 
sarily retarded  the  growth  of  the  me- 


Charing- Cross,  he  ( Harrison)  looking  as  cheerful  as  any  man  could  in  that  condition." 
He  also  gravely  informs  us  that  Sir  Henry  Vane,  when  about  to  be  beheaded  on 
Tower  Hill,  urgently  requested  the  executioner  to  take  off  his  head  so  as  not  to 
hurt  a  seton  which  happened  to  be  uncicatrized  in  his  neck! 


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tropolis,  and  the  people,  for  want  of 
houses,  again  emigrated  as  before, 
and  began  to  plant  the  flourishing 
colony  of  Jamaica. 

The  burials  after  the  Restoration, 
we  find,  amounted  to  near  23,000 
yearly,  so  that  the  city,  under  all  cir- 
cumstances, seems  to  have  increased 
one-third. 

The  interference  of  Parliament  for 
the  prevention  of  architectural  im- 
provements at  a  time  when  they 
were  so  much  needed,  can  hardly  be 
wondered  at,  when  we  reflect  that 
the  same  enlightened  legislators  im- 
posed a  tax  upon  imported  paint- 
ings, to  be  levied  at  so  much  per 
foot, — a  piece  of  Vandalism  which 
goes  far  towards  accounting  for  the 
backwardness  of  the  fine  arts  in 
England  even  at  this  day. 

"  Such  assemblies,  you  might  swear, 
Meet  when  butchers  bait  a  bear." 

We  are  the  contemporaries  of  a 
street-building  generation,  but  the 
grand  maxim  of  the  nineteenth  cen- 
tury, in  their  management  of  mason- 
ry, as  in  almost  every  thing  else,  as 
far  as  we  can  discover,  appears  to 
lie  in  that  troublesome  line  of  Mac- 
beth's  soliloquy,  ending  with, "  'twere 
well  it  were  done  quickly."  It  is 
notorious  that  many  of  the  leases 
of  new  dwelling-houses  contain  a 
clause  against  dancing,  lest  the  pre- 
mises should  suffer  from  a  mazurka, 
tremble  at  a  gallopade,  or  fall  pros- 
trate under  the  inflictions  of  "  the 
parson's  farewell,"*  or  "the  wind 
that  shakes  the  barley."  The  system 
of  building,  or  rather  "  running  up"  a 
house  first,  and  afterwards  provi- 
ding it  with  a  false  exterior,  meant  to 
deceive  the  eye  with  the  semblance 
of  carved  stone,  is  in  itself  an  abso- 
lute abomination.  Besides,  Greek 
architecture,  so  magnificent  when  on 
a  large  scale,  becomes  perfectly  ri- 
diculous when  applied  to  a  private 
.  street-mansion,  or  a  haberdasher's 
warehouse.  St  Paul's  Church,  Co- 
vent-Garden,  is  an  instance  of  the 


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unhappy  effect  produced  by  a  com- 
bination of  a  similar  kind;  great  in 
all  its  parts,  with  its  original  little- 
ness, it  very  nearly  approximates  to 
the  character  of  a  barn.  Inigo  Jones 
doubtless  desired  to  erect  an  edifice 
of  stately  Roman  aspect,  but  he  was 
cramped  in  his  design,  and,  there- 
fore, only  aspired  to  make  a  first- 
rate  barn ;  so  far  unquestionably  the 
great  architect  has  succeeded.  Then, 
looking  to  those  details  of  London 
architecture,  which  appear  more  pe- 
culiarly connected  with  the  dignity 
of  the  nation,  what  can  we  say  of  it, 
but  that  the  King  of  Great  Britain  is 
worse  lodged  than  the  chief  magis- 
trate of  Glaris  or  Zug,  while  the  de- 
bates of  the  most  powerful  assembly 
in  the  world  are  carried  on  in  a 
building,  (or,  a  return  to  Westmin- 
ster Hall,)  which  will  bear  no  com- 
parison with  the  Stadthouse  at  Am- 
sterdam !  The  city,  however,  as  a 
whole,  presents  a  combination  of 
magnitude  and  grandeur,  which  we 
should  in  vain  look  for  elsewhere,  al- 
though with  all  its  immensity  it  has 
not  yet  realized  the  quaint  predic- 
tion of  James  the  First, — that  Lon- 
don would  shortly  be  England,  and 
England  would  be  London. 

In  these  our  times,  with  an  a- 
mount  of  human  habitations  hardly, 
short  of  two  hundred  thousand,  it 
certainly  requires  some  exertion  of 
fancy  to  conceive  what  it  must  have 
been  under  the  dynasty  of  the  Planta- 
genets,  surrounded  as  it  was  with 
spacious  forests,  in  which,  according 
to  an  ancient  chronicle,  "  were 
woody  groves  of  wild  beasts;  in  the 
cover  whereof  did  lurk  store  of 
bucks  and  does,  wild  boars  and  bulls, 
and  other  outlandish  animals  beyond 
count."  The  same  authority  gives 
an  elaborate  account  of  the  royal 
justs  in  Smithfield,  after  the  suc- 
cesses of  the  Black  Prince,  "  there 
beynge  present  thereat  three  kyn  ges, 
that  is  to  say,  the  Kyng  of  Engelond, 
the  Kyng  of  Fraunce,  and  the  Kyng 
of  Scotlond,  and  manye  other  grete 


*  This  old  English  dance  must  have  been  a  remarkably  graceful  performance.  It 
was  a  prime  favourite  in  the  Court  of  Charles  II.  The  figure  is  as  follows :  "  Meet 
all,  and  take  each  other's  woman, — four  slips  to  the  left  hand;  back  all,  and  four 
slips  to  the  right :  men  rise  once;  women  rise  once;  rise  all  four  times,  and  turn 
each  other's  woman.  This  being  repeated  ,  the  first  woman  changes  with  the  second 
man,  while  the  last  changes  with  his  own.  Then  change  with  the  last  woman  ;  your 
woman  changes  with  the  last  man  ;  set  all,  and  turn  single." 


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lordys  of  diverges  regyons,  with  a 
fay  re  and  gentil  ladyeledynge  every 
lordys  brydell,"  a  fact  certainly  little 
creditable  to  the  gallantry  of  our 
peerage  of  the  old  regime.  At  the 
same  time,  it  is  but  an  act  of  justice 
to  John  Bull  senior  to  add,  that  his 
chronicler  (politely  speaking)  is  not 
absolutely  "  particular  to  a  shade," 
as  he  gravely  assures  us  in  another 
part  of  his  diary,  that  there  were 
about  those  days  "  grete  and  stronge 
batailes  of  sparwes  in  Engelond  in 
diverses  places,  wherof  the  bodyes 
were  founden  in  ye  feldes  dede  with- 
oughte  noumbre."  He  also  eulo- 
gized the  ladies  of  London  as  so  pre- 
eminent for  a  cardinal  feminine  vir- 
tue much  admired  in  all  ages,  that 
they  might  be  "  paralleled  with  the 
Sabirie  women,"  to  none  of  whom 
King  Solomon's  jewel  of  gold  in  a 
swine's  snout  can  be  supposed  to 
have  applied. 

The  metropolis,  as  we  have  already 
hinted,  presents  certain  features  of 
peculiar  interest  just  at  thatunpopu- 
lar  dreamy  hour  when  stars  "  begin 
to  pale  then-ineffectual  fires,"  and  the 
drowsy  twilight  of  the  doubtful  day 
brightens  apace  into  the  fulness  of 
morning,  "  blushing  like  an  Eastern 
bride."  Then  it  is  that  the  extremes 
of  society  first  meet  under  circum- 
stances well  calculated  to  indicate 
the  moral  width  between  their  se- 
veral conditions.  The  gilded  chariot 
bowls  along  from  square  to  square 
with  its  delicate  patrimonial  possess- 
or, bearing  him  homeward  in  cele- 
rity and  silence,  worn  with  lassitude, 
and  heated  with  wine  quaffed  at  his 
third  rout,  after  having  deserted  the 
oft-seen  ballet,  or  withdrawn  in  pet- 
tish disgust  at  the  utterance  of  a  false 
harmony  in  the  opera.  A  cabriolet 
hurries  past  him  still  more  rapidly, 
bearing  a  fashionable  physician,  on 
the  fret  at  having  been  summoned 
prematurely  from  the  comforts  of  a 
second  sleep  in  a  voluptuous  cham- 
ber, on  an  experimental  visit  to 

"  Raise  the  weak  head,  and  stay  the  part- 
ing sigh, 

Or  with  new  life  relume  the  swimming 
eye." 

At  the  corners  of  streets  of  traffic, 
and  more  especially 

"  Where  famed  St  Giles's  ancient  limits 
spread," 


the  matutinal  huckster  may  be  seen 
administering  to  costermongers,hack- 
ney-coachmen,  and  "  fair  women 
without  discretion,"  a  fluid  "  all  hot, 
all  hot,"  yclept  by  the  initiated  elder 
wine,  which,  we  should  think,  might 
give  the  partakers  a  tolerable  notion 
of  the  fermenting  beverage  extracted 
by  Tartars  from  mare's  milk  not  par- 
ticularly fresh.  Hard  by  we  find  a 
decent  matron  superintending  her 
tea-table  at  the  lamp-post,  and  ten- 
dering to  a  remarkably  select  com- 
pany little  blue  delft  cups  of  bohea, 
filled  from  time  to  time  from  a  pro- 
digious kettle,  that  simmers  uncea- 
singly on  its  charcoal  tripod,  though 
the  refractory  cad  often  protests  that 
the  fuel  fails  before  the  boiling  stage 
is  consummated  by  an  ebullition. 
Hither  approaches  perhaps  an  inter- 
esting youth  from  Magherastaphena, 
who,  ere  night-fall,  is  destined  to 
figure  in  some  police-office  as  a 
"juvenile  delinquent."  The  shiver- 
ing sweep,  who  has  just  travelled 
through  half  a  dozen  stacks  of  chim- 
neys, also  quickens  every  motion  of 
his  weary  little  limbs,  when  he  conies 
within  sight  of  the  destined  break- 
fast, and  beholds  the  reversionary 
heel  of  a  loaf  and  roll  of  butter 
awaiting  his  arrival.  Another  un- 
failing visitor  is  the  market-gardener, 
on  his  way  to  deposit  before  the 
Covent  Garden  piazza,  such  a  pyra- 
mid of  cabbages  as  might  well  have 
been  manured  in  the  soil  with  Master 
Jack's  justly  celebrated  bean-stalk. 
Surely  Solomon  in  all  his  glory  was 
not  arrayed  like  one  of  these.  The 
female  portion  of  such  assemblages, 
for  the  most  part,  consists  of  poor 
Salopian  strawberry-carriers,  many 
of  whom  have  walked  already  at 
least  four  miles,  with  a  troublesome 
burden,  and  for  a  miserable  pittance 
— egg-women,  with  sundry  still-born 
chickens,  goslings,  and  turkey-pouts 
— and  passing  milk-maidens,  peripa- 
tetic under  the  yoke  of  their  double 
pail.  Their  professional  cry  is  sin- 
gular and  sufficiently  unintelligible, 
although  perhaps  not  so  much  so  as 
that  of  the  Dublin  milk-venders  in 
the  days  of  Swift;  it  used  to  run 
thus, — 

"  Mugs,  jugs,  and  porringers, 

Up  in  the  garret  and  down  in  the  cellar." 

They  are  in  general  a  hale,  comely, 
well-favoured  race,  notwithstanding 


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the  assertion  of  the  author  of  Trivia 
to  the  contrary.* 

The  most  revolting  spectacle  to 
any  one  of  sensibility  which  usually 
presents  itself  about  this  hour,  is  the 
painful  progress  of  the  jaded,  found- 
ered, and  terrified  droves  of  cattle 
that  one  necessarily  must  see  not 
unfrequently  struggling  on  to  the 
appointed  slaughter-house,  perhaps 
after  three  days  during  which  they 
have  been  running 
"  Their  course  of  suffering  in  the  public 

way." 

On  such  occasions  we  have  often 
wished  ourselves  "  far  from  the  sight 
of  city,  spire,  or  sound  of  minster 
clock."  One  feels  most  for  the  sheep 
and  lambs,  when  the  softened  fancy 
recurs  to  the  streams  and  hedgerows, 
and  pleasant  pastures,  from  whence 
the  woolly  exiles  have  been  ejected ; 
and  yet  the  emotion  of  pity  is  not 
wholly  unaccompanied  by  admira- 
tion at  the  sagacity  of  the  canine  dis- 
ciplinarians that  bay  them  remorse- 
lessly forward,  and  sternly  refuse  the 
stragglers  permission  to  make  a  re- 
connoissance  on  the  road.  They  are 
highly  respectable  members  of  so- 
ciety these  same  sheep-dogs,  and  we 
wish  we  could  say  as  much  for  "  the 
curs  of  low  degree,"  that  just  at  the 
same  hour  begin  to  prowl  up  and 
down  St  Giles's,  and  to  and  fro  in  it, 
seeking  what  they  may  devour,  with 
the  fear  of  the  Alderman  of  Cripple- 
gate  Within  before  their  eyes.  The 
feline  kind,  however,  have  reason  to 
think  themselves  in  more  danger  at 
the  first  round  of  the  watering  cart, 
for  we  have  often  rescued  an  unsus- 
picious tortoise-shell  from  the  felo- 
nious designs  of  a  skin-dealer,  who 
was  about  to  lay  violent  hands  on  un- 
offending puss,  while  she  was  watch- 
ing the  process  of  making  bread 
through  the  crevices  of  a  Scotch 
grating.f 

Another  animal  sui  generis,  occa- 
sionally visible  about  the  same  cock- 
crowing  season,  is  the  parliamentary 
reporter,  shuffling  to  roost,  and  a  more 
slovenly-looking  operative  from  sun- 


rise to  sunset  is  rarely  to  be  seen. 
There  has  probably  been  a  double 
debate,  and  between  three  and  five 
o'clock  he  has  written  "  a^  column 
bould"  No  one  can  well  mistake 
him.  The  features  are  often  Irish, 
the  gait  jaunty  or  resolutely  brisk, 
but  neither  "  buxom,  blithe,  nor  de- 
bonnair,"  complexion  wan,  expres- 
sion pensive,  and  the  entire  propriety 
of  the  toilette  disarranged  and  dega- 
gee.  The  stuff  that  he  has  perpetra- 
ted is  happily  no  longer  present  to 
his  memory,  and  neither  placeman's 
sophistry  nor  patriot's  rant  will  be 
likely  in  any  way  to  interfere  with 
his  repose.  Intense  fatigue,  whether 
intellectual  or  manual,  however,  is 
not  the  best  security  for  sound  slum- 
ber at  any  hour,  more  particularly  in 
the  morning. 

Even  at  this  hour  the  swart  Savoy- 
ard {filius  nullius)  issues  forth  on 
his  diurnal  pilgrimage,  "  remote,  un- 
friended, melancholy,  slow,"  to  ex- 
cruciate on  his  superannuated  hurdy- 
gurdy  that  sublime  melody,  "  the 
hundred  and  seventh  psalm,"  or  the 
plaintive  sweetness  of  "  Isabel,"  per- 
haps speculating  on  a  breakfast  for 
himself  and  Pugsomewhere  between 
Knightsbridge  and  Old  Brentford. 
Poor  fellow !  Could  he  procure  a  few 
bones  of  mutton,  how  hard  would  it 
be  for  his  hungry  comprehension  to 
understand  the  displeasure  which 
similar  objects  occasioned  to  Attila 
on  the  plains  of  Champagne  ! 

Then  the  too  frequent  preparations 
for  aNewgate  execution — but  enough 
of  such  details;  it  is  the  muse  of  Mr 
Crabbe  that  alone  could  do  them  jus- 
tice. We  would  say  to  the  great  city, 
in  the  benedictory  spirit  of  the  pa- 
triot of  Venice, — esto  perpetua  !  Not- 
withstanding thy  manifold  "  honest 
knaveries,"  peace  be  within  thy  walls, 
and  plenty  pervade  thy  palaces,  that 
thou  mayst  ever  approve  thyself, 
oh  queen  of  capitals, 

"    Like    Samson's   riddle  in    the   sacred 

song, 
A  springing  sweet  still  flowing  from  the 

strong  !" 


*  "  On  doors  the  sallow  milk-maid  chalks  her  gains: 
Oh !  how  unlike  the  milk-maid  of  the  plains  !" 

f  They  say  that  no  town  in  Europe  is  without  a  Scotchman  for  an  inhabitant.  This 
trade  in  London  is  generally  professed  by  North  Britons,  and  it  is  always  a  cause  of 
alarm  to  a  stranger  if  he  notices  the  enormous  column  of  black  smoke  which  is  emit- 
ted from  their  premises  at  the  first  dawn  of  the  morning. 


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THE  HOUSE  OF  ORANGE. 


THE  origin  of  the  illustrious  family 
was  German,  and  the  name  Nassau. 
They  mount  to  the  highest  German 
antiquity,  and  the  highest  European 
rank,  for  they  boast  of  having  given 
an  Emperor  Adolphus  Nassau  to 
Germany,  at  the  close  of  the  twelfth 
century.  There  is  surer  ground  for 
the  possession  of  the  provinces  of 
Gueldres  and  Zutphen,  by  their  an- 
cestor, Count  Otho  of  Nassau,  in 
the  fourteenth  century  ;  and  his  de- 
scendants either  preserved  or  in- 
creased his  possessions,  until  they 
stood  among  the  most  prominent  of 
the  great  northern  barons,  and  were 
deemed  to  be  entitled  to  the  first 
honours  of  the  general  Flemish  go- 
vernment. In  the  commencement 
of  the  sixteenth  century,  on  the  re- 
turn of  the  Archduke  Philip  to  Spain, 
Engilbert,  second  Earl  of  Nassau, 
was  appointed  by  him  Governor-Ge- 
neral of  the  Netherlands  ;  and  from 
this  period  commenced  the  new  for- 
tunes of  the  family,  which,  after  try- 
ing them  by  every  difficulty  that 
could  develope  courage  and  talent, 
ended  by  placing  them  upon  the 
native  throne. 

Engilbert  died  without  children, 
but  he  left  a  brother,  John,  to  whom, 
or  rather  to  his  able  and  gallant  sons, 
lie  bequeathed  his  territories.  On 
the  death  of  John,  Henry  of  Nassau, 
the  elder  son,  inherited  the  family 
possessions  in  the  Netherlands.  Wil- 
liam, the  younger,  became  master  of 
those  in  Germany.  Both  brothers 
were  favourites  of  fortune.  The  suc- 
cession to  the  crown  of  Germany 
was  the  grand  prize  of  the  time.  It 
was  contended  for  by  the  two  lead- 
ing spirits  of  the  age,  Charles  the  Fifth 
and  Francis  the  First,  two  men  of 
great  abilities,  great  ambition,  and 
sharing  between  them  all  the  re- 
sources of  Europe.  The  contest  was 
made  still  more  striking  by  the  com- 
plete contrast  of  their  characters : 
Francis,  a  Frenchman,  when  France 
Was  the  land  of  chivalry,  and  made 
by  nature  to  be  the  representative  of 
his  nation;  daring,  brilliant,  and  de- 
voted to  military  fame;  but  rash, 
fickle, and  voluptuous:— Charles,  the 
German,  in  all  the  leading  features 
of  his  mind,  brave,  calm,  and  per- 
severing ;  but  charged  with  mista- 


king obstinacy  for  firmness,  and  se- 
verity for  justice,  personal  resent- 
ment for  the  rights  of  his  empire,  and 
personal  prejudice  for  the  honour  of 
his  religion. 

The  governorship  of  the  Nether- 
lands had  made  Henry  of  Nassau 
familiar  with  the  interests  of  the 
empire,  and  his  gratitude  to  the 
Archduke  may  have  bound  him  to 
the  cause  of  Charles.  The  young 
Emperor  acknowledged,  in  the  event, 
that  to  this  powerful  and  zealous 
friend  he  was  largely  indebted  for 
the  crown;  and,  as  a  proof  of  his 
gratitude,  Henry  was  selected  to 
place  the  diadem  of  the  Csesars  on 
his  head  at  the  coronation.  But  his 
fortunes  were  not  yet  complete.  On 
the  conclusion  of  the  peace,  he  was 
deputed  by  Charles  to  do  the  stipu- 
lated homage  to  France  for  the  coun- 
ties of  Flanders  and  Artois.  The 
French  king,  struck  with  his  accom- 
plishments, or  anxious  to  conciliate 
so  distinguished  a  noble,  offered  him 
the  hand  of  Claudia,  sister  of  Phili- 
bert  Chelon,  the  Prince  of  Orange. 
By  this  marriage,  the  principality  of 
Orange  came  into  the  family ;  Phi- 
libert  dying  childless,  and  his  terri- 
tories descending  to  his  nephew, 
Prince  Reveus,  the  son  of  Henry 
and  Claudia. 

The  fortunes  of  the  second  bro- 
ther, William,  were  still  more  me- 
morable. He  distinguished  himself 
by  his  early  and  intrepid  adoption 
of  Protestantism,  when  this  adop- 
tion menaced  him  with  the  power  of 
the  most  profligate  and  formidable 
tyranny  that  ever  crushed  the  hu- 
man mind;  and  from  him  was  de- 
scended a  son,  who  was  to  fight  the 
battle  of  religious  truth  with  a  ge- 
nius and  courage  worthy  of  the 
highest  name,  and  the  most  illustri- 
ous cause.  That  son  was  the  great 
William  of  Nassau,  born  in  1533,  at 
Dillemberg,  in  the  county  of  Nassau, 
and,  by  the  testament  of  Prince  Re- 
veus, who  died  without  children, 
Prince  of  Chalons  and  Orange. 

The  accession  of  Philip  II.  to  the 
Spanish  throne  threw  the  Nether- 
lands into  universal  alarm.  It  threat- 
ened them  with  all  the  pressures  of 
a  foreign  government,  and  that  go- 
vernment wielded  by  a  tyrant  with 


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but  two  principles,  bigotry  and  des- 
potism. Charles  had  been  stern  and 
haughty,  but  he  was  a  Fleming.  He 
respected  the  public  feelings,  if  he 
was  jealous  of  the  public  rights;  and, 
to  the  last,  the  people  forgot,  in  the 
bravery,  the  steadiness,  and  the  gran- 
deur of  their  countryman,  the  casual 
oppression  by  which  he  made  them 
feel  that  he  was  their  lord.  But 
with  Philip  they  had  no  tie ;  he  was 
of  neither  their  country,  their  ha- 
bits, nor  their  language;  he  disdain- 
ed their  nation ;  he  scorned  that 
commerce  on  which  they  prided 
themselves ;  and  he  hated  the  privi- 
leges that  distinguished  them  still 
more  justly  than  their  opulence.  He 
was  a  Spaniard;  and  the  character, 
in  that  day,  implied  haughtiness, 
contempt  of  industry,  fiery  persecu- 
tion, and  a  passion  for  carrying  all 
things  by  the  sword.  Spain  had  ta- 
ken the  lead  for  a  century  in  war;  but 
it  was  war  unmitigated  by  even  those 
ruder  graces  that  in  other  lands  con- 
cealed its  deformity.  The  Spanish 
Bellona  wore  no  embroidered  gar- 
ment, and  no  armour  glittering  from 
the  hands  of  the  "  artificer  of  the 
gods."  She  was  a  naked  savage, 
from  head  to  foot  dipped  in  blood, 
stalking  through  the  field  with  pro- 
digious power,  but  merciless  in  her 
triumphs,  and  knowing  no  close  to 
conquest  but  massacre.  The  French 
of  that  day  were  the  cavaliers  of 
Europe,  the  Germans  the  soldiers, 
the  Italians  the  hirelings,  and  the 
Spaniards  the  prize-fighters. 

The  long  duration  of  the  Gothic 
and  Moorish  contests  had  turned 
the  people  into  desperadoes,  and  the 
chieftains  into  tyrants.  A  perverted 
religion  had  at  once  inflamed  their 
pride  and  hardened  their  hearts. 
Their  seclusion  from  other  countries 
had  made  them  ignorant  of  the  gene- 
ral progress  of  manners  in  Europe, 
while  their  conquest  of  the  Moors 
had  swelled  the  national  insolence, 
by  the  double  triumph  over  enemies 
and  infidels.  To  invest  this  power- 
ful and  extraordinary  people  with 
the  highest  facilities  for  disturbing 
Europe,  there  was  but  one  thing  still 
required, — money.  The  Spaniard 
was  poor,  and  the  exhaustion  of  his 
country  by  a  war  of  seven  centuries, 
not  less  than  his  original  scorn  of 
commerce,  seemed  to  place  him  at 
an  immeasurable  distance  from  the 


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command  of  wealth.  But  there  are 
resources  in  the  system  of  things 
that  singularly  baffle  the  calcula- 
tions of  man.  Suddenly,  and  by  a 
change  little  short  of  miraculous,  a 
stream  of  gold  was  poured  in  upon 
Spain — an  influx  of  wealth  that  made 
all  past  opulence  poor,  covered  a 
nation  to  which  the  poorest  commu- 
nity of  Europe  had  been  rich.  The 
magnificent  discovery  of  the  Western 
World  opened  a  treasure-house  to 
the  Spaniard,  that,  even  to  our  day, 
neither  national  prodigality,  nor  the 
vanity  of  kings,  had  been  able  to  ex- 
haust ;  and  which  continued  pouring 
forth  its  gold  and  jewels,  until  the 
time  came  for  retaliating  tyranny  by 
rebellion,  and  the  long  servitude  of 
South  America  was  righted  by  the 
sword. 

Charles  V.  had  resigned  his  domi- 
nions on  the  25th  of  October,  1555, 
in  Brussels,  in  the  presence  of  an 
assemblage  of  princes  and  nobles 
worthy  of  so  solemn  an  occasion. 
The  German  empire  was  given  to 
Ferdinand  his  brother;  but  his  son 
Philip,  constituted  sovereign  of  the 
remaining  and  much  more  powerful 
share  of  his  dominions,  became  in 
one  day  King  of  Naples,  Sicily,Spain, 
and  Duke  of  the  Netherlands. 

All  power  is  comparative ;  and,  in 
the  scale  of  Europe,  in  the  sixteenth 
century,  the  tremendous  power  of 
Philip  made  all  other  sovereignty 
kick  the  beam.  While  England  was 
rude,  still  weakened  by  her  civil 
wars,  and  embittered  by  religious 
distractions, — Germany,  but  the  frag- 
ments of  kingdoms,  struggling  for 
superiority  or  for  existence,  and  still 
more  enfeebled  by  religious  distrac- 
tions,— France,  worn  out  by  foreign 
defeat,  festering  with  party  struggles, 
and  already  feeling  the  first  throes  of 
that  terrible  conflict  in  which  cor- 
ruption, the  civil  sword,  and  foreign 
violence,  were  to  make  the  name  of 
the  League  conspicuous  among  the 
calamities  of  nations, —  Philip,  in 
Spain,  governed  a  nation  of  the  first 
warriors  of  the  world ;  in  Italy,  the 
masters  of  the  Oriental  trade,  the 
most  brilliant  known  ;  and  in  the 
Netherlands,  the  most  opulent  com- 
munities, the  most  unrivalled  manu- 
facturers, and  the  most  vigorous,  in- 
telligent, and  lordly  race  of  mer- 
chants that  ever  traversed  the  seas. 

But  the  Spanish  King  was  a  native 


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barbarian.  He  had  the  haughtiness 
of  his  nation,  without  their  magna- 
nimity ;  he  was  by  his  nature  a  lover 
of  human  misery.  He  delighted  in 
cold  blood.  All  things  combined  to 
make  him  the  most  consummate  of 
tyrants.  Education  had  formed  him 
for  a  bigot;  the  great  talents,  and 
universal  power,  of  his  celebrated 
father  had  made  him  envious  of  the 
fame  which  he  had  not  the  faculties 
to  reach;  and  he  resolved  to  be  a 
conqueror,  without  military  science 
or  courage,  and  a  despot,  without  the 
art  to  conciliate,  or  the  power  to 
bow  his  people  to  chains. 

The  Netherlands  were  the  country 
of  freedom,  and  Philip's  first  exploit 
was  to  overthrow  their  privileges. 
A  secret  article  in  the  treaty  of 
Gateau  Cambresis  bound  his  late 
enemy  to  assist  him  with  the  French 
troops  in  his  design  ;  and  thus  forti- 
fied, he  summoned  the  memorable 
assembly  of  the  States  at  Ghent,  in 
July  1559.  But  he  was  met,  at  the 
first  step,  by  an  opposition  whose 
source  he  could  scarcely  develope. 
His  specious  declarations  of  respect 
for  the  national  independence,  were 
met  by  plain  demands  that  he  should 
give  effect  to  his  words  by  realities, 
that  he  should  retrench  his  imposts, 
send  back  the  foreign  garrisons,  and 
limit  the  high  offices  of  state  to  na- 
tives. The  last  stipulation  for  once 
overcame  the  political  wiliness  of 
the  tyrant.  He  burst  out  with  the 
indignant  question — "  Am  I  not  a 
Spaniard  ?  Would  you  deprive 
me?" 

His  first  attempt  had  now  obvious- 
ly failed,  and  in  wrath  he  determined 
to  return  to  Spain,  and  there  brood 
over  some  new  project  of  dissimula- 
tion and  revenge.  One  of  those 
nobles  who  waited  on  him  to  pay 
their  homage  at  his  departure  was 
the  Governor  of  Zealand,  William, 
Prince  of  Orange.  His  last  com- 
mand was  characteristic.  It  was  an 
injunction  to  William  to  expedite  the 
death  of  a  number  of  citizens  sus- 
pected of  Protestantism.  This  cruel 
command  could  scarcely  have  been 
heard  by  the  noble  nature  of  William 
without  some  cloud  on  his  brow. 
Philip's  sagacity  had  probably  long 
suspected  the  allegiance  of  William 
to  his  career  of  perfidy.  But  he 
seems  now  to  have  found  instant 
confirmation  in  his  countenance.  He 


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charged  him  on  the  spot  with  having 
been  the  secret  cause  of  his  defeat. 
The  Prince  simply  stated,  that  all 
which  had  been  done  was  "  the  pub- 
lic act  of  the  States."  Philip,  once 
more  forgetting  his  disguise,  shook 
him  by  the  arm,  and  furiously  ex- 
claimed— "  No,  it  was  not  the  States, 
but  you,  you;  you!"  (No  son  los 
estados,  puo  vos,  vos,  vos  /)  He  now 
sailed  for  Spain,  never  to  return. 

William,  whom  his  nation  still  call 
by  the  well-deserved  title  of  Vader 
William,  the  true  father  of  his  coun- 
try, was  the  eldest  of  the  numerous 
progeny,  five  sons  and  seven  daugh- 
ters, of  the  Count  of  Nassau,  by 
Juliana  Countess  of  Stolberg.  It  is 
no  superstition  to  follow,  in  the  lives 
of  men  destined  for  great  influences 
on  the  world,  the  training  by  which 
Providence  seems  to  prepare  them 
for  greatness.  The  grace  of  William's 
countenance,  or  gratitude  for  the 
services  of  his  family,  had  made  him 
in  his  boyhood  a  favourite  of  the 
Emperor  Charles,  by  whom  he  had 
been  taken  to  Court,  educated  in  all 
the  knowledge  of  that  day  of  pro- 
found and  active  statesmanship,  and 
trained  to  military  command.  Charles 
had  evidently  conceived  so  high  an 
opinion  of  his  sagacity,  that  even 
when  but  a  boy,  his  pupil  was  ad- 
mitted to  the  most  secret  councils  of 
the  empire,  and  was  present  at  the 
private  interviews  with  ambassa- 
dors. As  a  more  open  distinction, 
William,  at  twenty,  was  appointed 
bearer  of  the  imperial  crown  to  Fer- 
dinand; and  by  a  still  more  import- 
ant distinction,  passing  over  all  his 
generals,  the  Emperor  placed  him, 
still  a  youth  of  twenty-two,  at  the 
head  of  all  his  troops  in  the  Nether- 
lands, with  the  title  of  Generalissi- 
mo. William's  name  at  the  court 
was  descriptive — it  was,  Silence. 

Philip  was  a  bigot  still  more  than 
a  tyrant ;  and  his  religious  zeal  was 
more  formidable  than  his  thirst  of 
power.  The  tyrant  strikes  but  at 
those  who  resist  his  authority;  the 
bigot  includes  in  the  more  sweeping 
sentence,  all  who  dissent  from  his 
opinion.  The  tyrant's  violence  is 
public,  the  resistance  is  plain,  the 
victims  are  numbered.  The  bigot's 
violence  is  personal,  its  grounds  are 
secret,  and  therefore  undefinable. 
Where  suspicion  constitutes  guilt, 
no  innocence  can  be  secure;  and 


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where  the  innocent  and  the  guilty 
are  incapable  of  being  distinguished 
but  by  the  capricious  judgment  of  a 
mind  impregnated  with  the  love  of 
blood,  the  cruelty  will  be  limited 
only  by  the  want  of  power. 

Philip  felt  his  despotism  restricted 
by  the  great  lords  and  opulent  burgh- 
ers of  the  Flemish  provinces.  But  the 
populace  lay  below  the  sweep  of  his 
sceptre.  He  declared  the  Reforma- 
tion a  crime  against  the  state,  and 
thus  brought  the  blow  down  to  the 
most  obscure.  At  once  to  signalize 
his  zeal  for  Rome,  and  to  scourge  a 
people  whom,  both  higli  and  low, 
he  hated,  he  resolved  to  establish 
the  Inquisition  in  the  Netherlands. 

It  was  established  in  the  year  1566. 
The  provinces  were  at  first  disgust- 
ed at  the  sight  of  the  monks  and 
familiars  of  that  dreadful  tribunal 
stalking  through  the  country,  and 
pronouncing  insults  to  common  sense, 
and  abominations  to  the  spirit  of 
Christianity,  in  the  name  of  Heaven. 
They  were  next  alarmed  by  their 
cruelty,  and  finally  roused  into  in- 
surrection by  the  necessity  of  self- 
defence.  The  whole  of  the  southern 
provinces  became  a  scene,  first  of 
Romish  execution,  and  next  of  po- 
pular revenge.  The  peasants  aban- 
doned their  tillage,  the  workmen 
their  manufactories,  all  armed  them- 
selves, and  all  exercised  a  fierce  re- 
taliation on  the  monks,  and  their  at- 
tendant ministers.  The  country  was 
suddenly  in  a  state  of  ruin. 

To  retrieve  this  ruin,  now  be- 
came the  object  of  the  great  lords. 
The  marriage  of  the  Prince  of  Parma 
with  the  Vice-Queen,  brought  the 
majority  of  the  higher  ranks  to  Brus- 
sels. There  they  communicated  their 
thoughts  on  the  conduct  of  govern- 
ment ;  and  the  manifesto  of  a  confe- 
deracy was  drawn  up  by  De  Marnix, 
Lord  of  Aldigande,  a  man  of  ability 
and  fame,  and  signed  by  the  leading 
barons.  The  Inquisition  was  the 
-chief  object  of  complaint  in  this  cele- 
brated paper,  which  concluded  with 
a  solemn  pledge  never  to  remit  their 
efforts  for  its  removal.  This  bold 
measure  took  the  council  of  govern- 
ment totally  by  surprise.  Their  de- 
cision was  fortunately  postponed  un- 
til the  confederation  had  acquired 
firmness,  and  in  April  1566,  when 
the  council  at  last  met  to  give  their 
final  determination,  they  were  para- 


t  patriots  dined  together.   De 
)de,  Marquis   of  Utrecht,  a 


365 

lysed  by  the  sight  of  the  confederates 
assembling  in  Brussels,  and  march- 
ing in  procession  to  lay  their  re- 
monstrance before  the  Vice-Queen. 

The  confederates  now  wanted  no- 
thing but  a  connexion  with  the  lower 
ranks  to  give  them  full  vigour,  and 
they  found  it  in  so  simple  a  thing  as 
a  popular  title.  The  transaction 
bears  a  striking  resemblance  to  our 
own  habits,  and  reminds  us  of  our 
ancient  alliance  in  manners  and  free- 
dom. 

The  confederates  celebrated  their 
meeting  by  a  public  dinner,  a  thing 
so  purely  free,  that  under  no  despo- 
tic government  has  it  ever  been 
adopted.  Three  hundred  of  those 
eminent 
Brederoc 

man  of  the  most  ancient  birth,  fond  of 
distinction,  possessed  of  remarkable 
powers  of  popular  address,  presided. 
It  was  the  complete  type  of  a  great 
English  political  dinner.  The  name 
which  they  should  take  was  the  topic, 
when  one  of  the  members  started  up, 
and  indignantly  observed  of  the  in- 
solence of  the  government,  that  on 
their  remonstrance  being  presented, 
one  of  the  council,  the  Count  de 
Berlaimont,had  contemptuously  told 
the  Princess  of  Parma,  that  "  she  had 
nothing  to  fear  from  such  a  gang  of 
mendicants"  (Gueux.) 

The  name  was  caught  by  instinct. 
Scorn  for  the  sarcasm  may  have  done 
something  in  the  choice;  while  poli- 
tical sagacity  may  have  done  more. 
The  title  was  instantly  hailed  with  uni- 
versal acclamation.  To  make  the  im- 
pression unalterable,  De  Brederode, 
without  delay,  added  the  deed  to 
the  word,  descended  from  his  chair, 
re-appeared  with  a  beggar's  wallet  on 
his  back,  and  a  beggar's  wooden  cup 
in  his  hand,  swore  to  the  cause,  drank 
the  general  health  in  his  cup,  and 
passed  it  round.  As  it  circled  through 
the  hall,  each  man  pledged  himself 
to  the  cause.  The  wallet  then  went 
its  round,  was  finally  nailed  to  the 
wall  in  the  general  presence,  and 
there,  amid  shouts  of  "  Vivent  les 
Gueux  /"  hung,  as  the  emblem  of  the 
night,  the  new  palladium  of  Flemish 
liberty. 

The  Prince  of  Orange  and  the 
Counts  Egrnont  and  Horn  had,  by  a 
remarkable  exertion,  abstained  from 
adding  their  names  to  the  confede- 
racy ;  yet,  on  this  night,  by  an  equal- 


3G6 

ly  remarkable  coincidence,  they  en- 
tered the  banqueting-room  together, 
were  received  with  the  distinction 
due  to  their  high  rank,  and  suffered 
themselves  to  be  forced  to  join  in  the 
festivity.  "  Vivent  les  Gueux  /"  rang 
on  every  side  round  them.  The  ta- 
lismanic  cup  was  put  to  their  lips, 
and  they  unconsciously  allowed 
themselves,  as  they  afterwards  de- 
clared, to  give  way  to  this  burst  of 
irregular  patriotism. 

But  the  pledge  of  the  night  did  not 
vanish  with  its  festivity,,  The  con- 
federates began  by  adopting  the  usual 
garb  of  the  mendicant.  The  citizens 
of  the  Flemish  capital,  who  had  ga- 
zed, but  a  few  days  before,  with  pride 
and  admiration  on  the  stately  proces- 
sion of  their  native  nobility,  were 
now  not  less  astonished  to  see  them 
transformed  into  pilgrims.  The  grey 
cloak  of  the  bedesman  had  univer- 
sally superseded  the  velvet  and  the 
sables ;  their  gold-hilted  daggers 
were  laid  aside  for  the  clasp-knife, 
their  knightly  swords  for  the  simple 
blade,  with  the  wooden  cup  in  its  hilt. 
All  their  ornaments  were  confined  to 
a  gold  medal  on  the  breast,  bearing 
on  one  face  the  image  of  Philip,  and 
on  the  other  the  expressive  emblem 
of  two  hands  grasping  each  other, 
with  the  motto, "  Even  to  the  wallet" 
(Jusgu'd  la  besace).  Their  numerous 
servants  and  retainers  were  clothed 
in  the  same  costume ;  and  Brussels 
in  a  moment  looked  like  the  head- 
quarters of  a  new  levy  of  the  Cru- 
saders. 

Two  years  of  various  fortune  fol- 
lowed. The  great  sects  of  Anabap- 
tists, Cal  vinists,  and  Lutherans,  equal- 
ly sustained  the  popular  spirit  against 
their  common  terror  and  hatred,  the 
Inquisition.  Immense  prayer-meet- 
ings, headed  by  popular  preachers, 
began  to  be  held  in  the  fields,  to 
which  the  people  came  from  all  parts 
of  the  country, and  came  armed.  Fear 
produced  fanaticism,  and  fanaticism 
produced  popular  violence.  The 
Romish  churches  were  robbed,  or 
torn  to  the  ground.  The  troops  were 
let  loose  to  retaliate  on  the  furious 
peasantry.  The  country  was  cover- 
ed with  blood  and  flame.  The  Spanish 
King  still  dissembled,  and  the  confe- 
derates still  attempted  to  negotiate ; 
but  war  was  inevitable.  The  Prince 
of  Orange,  already  marked  out  as  the 
head  of  the  rebellion,  received  a  let- 
ter from  Madrid,  which  gave  him  full 


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information  of  the  proceedings  of  the 
Council.  He  decided  to  retire,  until 
he  could  strike  a  more  decisive  blow 
for  his  country ;  and  after  vainly  en- 
deavouring to  persuade  his  friend, 
Count  Egmont,  to  retire  with  him, 
and  abandon  all  confidence  in  Philip's 
offers  of  conciliation,  heleft  the  States, 
and  withdrew  with  his  family  into 
his  German  dominions. 

The  heaviest  scourge  of  kingly  and 
monkish  persecution  was  now  to  fall 
upon  the  unhappy  Netherlander.  In 
August  of  the  year  1567,  a  year  which 
wijl  be  calendared  for  ever  in  the  an- 
nals of  massacre,  the  Duke  of  Alva 
entered  Brussels  at  the  head  of  a 
Spanish  army.  The  force  was  but 
fifteen  thousand,  but  they  were  the 
"  invincibles"  of  Europe,  a  movable 
column  of  the  royal  force,  which, 
quartered  through  the  country,  and 
in  possession  of  all  the  garrison 
towns,  had  already  held  the  nation  in 
awe. 

Alva  was  a  true  Spaniard,  and 
might  be  taken  for  a  representative 
of  his  country  and  his  age.  He  had 
great  faculties  for  war  and  state,  ac- 
tivity, resource,  knowledge  of  go- 
vernment, and  the  most  intrepid  va- 
lour. But  his  character  was  darken- 
ed by  cruelty  the  most  remorseless, 
and  his  knowledge  only  urged  him 
to  secure  obedience  by  force.  His 
political  sagacity  had  but  one  secret 
for  every  thing,  dissimulation  while 
the  victim  was  not  in  his  power,  and 
instant  execution  when  it  was.  Spain, 
his  native  country,  had  taught  him 
ferocity ;  Germany,  where  his  chief 
experience  had  been  acquired,  had 
taught  him  war;  Italy  had  taught 
him  artifice ;  and  thus  gloomy,  dex- 
terous, and  profound,  he  arrived  in 
the  Netherlands,  to  put  in  practice 
all  the  fierce  lessons  of  his  life,  to 
trample  down  man  in  the  field  and 
the  dungeon,  and  exercise  with  equal 
and  sanguinary  delight  the  scaffold 
and  the  sword. 

Alva's  first  proceeding  was  to  sum- 
mon a  general  meeting  of  the  coun- 
cil of  state  and  the  Knights  of  the 
Golden  Fleece,  these  including  the 
chief  nobility.  The  unhappy  Counts 
Egmont  arid  Horn,  still  unwarned 
by  the  parting  advice  of  the  Prince 
of  Orange,  and  urged  by  their  fate, 
attended  the  summons.  They  were 
instantly  seized,  and  sent  off  to  Ghent 
under  a  strong  Spanish  escort. 
Philip  had  by  this  act  declared  war 


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against  his  people ;  disguise  was 
at  an  end,  and  lie  disclosed  the 
whole  guilty  physiognomy  of  his 
system.  By  a  royal  proclamation  the 
decrees  of  the  hated  Council  of  Trent 
were  made  law,  the  conciliatory 
measures  of  the  Vice-queen  were  re- 
voked, and  last  and  most  abhorred  of 
all,  the  Inquisition  was  re-establish- 
ed in  its  full  atrocity.  His  next  step 
was  to  subvert  all  law,  and  place  the 
lives  of  the  people  in  the  hands  of  a 
council  of  twelve,  before  whom 
every  man  who  incurred  his  suspi- 
cions was  to  be  tried.  We  have  had 
but  one  tribunal  in  history  that  could 
rival  this  chosen  seat  of  murder,  the 
revolutionary  tribunal  of  France;  but 
its  cruelty  was  more  merciful.  The 
career  of  the  revolutionary  victims 
was  short ;  they  perished  at  the  mo- 
ment by  the  bullet  or  the  sabre. 
The  cruelty  of  the  Spanish  tribunal 
enjoyed  the  agonies  of  its  victims 
still  more  than  their  death.  It  pro- 
tracted pain  through  every  refine- 
ment of  torture.  It  enlisted  famine, 
nakedness,  the  tardy  death  of  the 
dungeon,  the  miseries  of  the  scourge 
and  the  rack,  the  terrors  of  death  in 
public  by  the  axe  and  the  fagot,  the 
deeper  terror  of  death  in  secret — un- 
consoled  by  popular  sympathy,  or 
the  glories  of  having  given  a  heroic 
testimony  to  the  truth — into  the  ser- 
vice of  a  tyranny,  which,  not  con- 
tented with  infliction  here,  denoun- 
ced the  sufferings  of  a  future  world, 
haughtily  claimed  the  privileges  of  a 
minister  of  the  divine  wrath,  and  by 
a  daring  impiety,  beyond  the  reach 
and  almost  beyond  the  imagination 
of  man,  asserted  the  power  to  kill 
alike  the  body  and  the  soul. 

But  Alva  missed  his  principal 
blow.  "  Have  they,"  said  Cardinal 
Granville,  the  former  minister  of 
Philip  to  the  Netherlands—"  Have 
they  taken  Silence?"  (William's  well- 
known  name.)  On  his  being  answer- 
ed, "  No."— «  Well,  then,"  was  the 
crafty  politician's  reply, "if  that  fish 
has  escaped  the  net,  Alva's  draught 
is  worth  nothing." 

But  the  time  was  now  at  hand  for 
this  great  patriot  and  warrior  to  ap- 
pear. Alva's  commission  had  vir- 
tually superseded  all  other  authority, 
and  the  Princess  of  Parma,  after 
having  found  herself  turned  into  a 
cipher,  solicited  her  resignation,  and 
withdrew  to  Italy,  to  die.  The  trials 


of  the  imprisoned  nobles  commen- 
ced with  a  palpable  determination 
to  shed  their  blood.  Between  the  ar- 
raignment and  deaths  of  the  Counts 
Egmont  and  Horn,  there  were  but 
two  days.  On  the  3d  of  June  they 
were  brought  to  trial,  and  on  the  5th, 
1568,  they  were  beheaded  in  the 
great  square  of  Brussels.  Then  fol- 
lowed a  long  course  of  devastation 
among  the  nobles.  The  scaffold  flow- 
ed with  the  most  ancient  blood  of 
the  land.  The  sittings  of  the  tribunal 
exhausted  even  the  murderers  who 
presided.  They  were  often  awoke 
from  stupefaction  or  sleep  to  pro- 
nounce sentence,  and  the  sentence 
was  always  "  to  the  scaffold." 

But  all  was  imperfect  without  the 
seizure  of  the  Prince  of  Orange.  He 
was  summoned  to  appear  before  the 
council,  on  pain  of  confiscation.  He 
excused  himself,  on  the  plea,  "  that 
as  a  Knight  of  the  Golden  Fleece,  he 
could  not  be  judged  but  by  the  king 
and  the  knights."  His  estates  were 
confiscated  without  delay,  his  city  of 
Breda  was  entered  by  a  Spanish  gar- 
rison, and,  the  severest  blow  of  all, 
his  eldest  son, William,  whom  he  had 
left  at  the  University  of  Louvain,  in 
reliance  on  the  immunity  and  sacred- 
ness  of  the  place,  was  seized  and 
sent  to  Spain,  there  to  be  kept  as  an 
hostage,  and  educated  in  Popery. 

There  is  a  time  for  all  things  ;  and 
history  has  no  more  important  les- 
son, than  that  the  highest  abilities, 
and  the  most  righteous  cause,  may 
be  thrown  away  by  hurrying  that 
time.  During  the  last  ten  years  from 
the  accession  of  Philip,  the  Prince  of 
Orange  possessed  sufficient  grounds 
for  taking  up  arms,  but  his  sagacity 
waited  for  the  ripening  of  time. 
Within  the  last  two  years,  he  had 
been  personally  urged  by  his  friends 
and  his  brother  to  anticipate  the 
vengeance  of  Philip,  of  which  the  as- 
surance lay  before  him  in  documents 
on  his  table,  by  heading  a  national 
insurrection.  Still  he  felt,  by  the 
strength  of  his  own  extraordinary 
intellect,  or  perhaps  still  more  by  the 
high  direction  of  that  Providence 
which  raises  up  great  men  for  its 
own  great  purposes,  that  the  time 
was  not  come,  and  he  resisted  the  soli- 
citation. But  the  time  was  now  fully 
come ;  he  prepared  to  throw  his  life 
and  sovereignty  into  the  scale,  and 
from  this  hour  never  faltered. 


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The  House 


The  scene  which  the  ancient  and 
opulent  provinces  of  the  Netherlands 
exhibited  under  Alva's  government, 
had  already  startled  and  outraged  all 
the  feelings  of  Europe.  The  cities 
were  solitudes — the  fields  left  waste ; 
or  both  city  and  field  were  the  haunt 
by  day  of  famine  and  beggary,  and 
by  night  of  armed  multitudes,  infla- 
med by  ruin  and  revenge  against  the 
oppressor,  and,  in  their  blind  rage, 
confounding  the  innocent  with  the 
guilty.  The  soldier  was  now  the 
only  minister  of  justice — Alva  was 
the  sole  master  of  authority;  and 
to  give  the  most  fearful  heightening 
of  human  evil  in  a  word,  the  spirit 
of  the  government  was  The  INQUISI- 
TION. 

But  powerful  elements  of  resist- 
ance as  are  the  despair  and  wrath  of 
a  ruined  people,  William  had  seen 
too  much  of  the  caprices  of  popular 
feeling,  to  rely  on  the  multitude  for 
the  firm  establishment  of  liberty.  A 
more  solid  foundation  was  laid  for 
his  building.  The  Protestant  princes 
of  Germany  had  taken  alarm  at  the 
progress  of  the  Spaniards.  Their  re- 
ligious feelings  were  pained  by  the 
sufferings  of  their  fellow  Christians  ; 
and  under  the  double  impulse  of 
state  necessity  and  a  common  faith, 
they  offered  their  assistance  to  the 
champion  of  the  Reformed.  William 
raised  an  army  in  Germany,  and, 
with  the  prayers  of  every  Protestant 
people  to  aid  him  in  the  righteous 
cause,  entered  Flanders  at  four 
points,  and  marched  to  meet  the  ene- 
my without  delay.  The  first  encoun- 
ter of  this  memorable  war  was  on 
the  24th  of  May  1568,  in  Friesland. 
The  division  under  his  brothers, 
Louis  and  Adolphus,  fell  upon  the 
Spaniards  under  the  Duke  of  Arem- 
berg,the  governor,  and  Bracamonte, 
at  Heiligerlee.  The  impetuosity  of 
the  charge  was  irresistible,  and  the 
Spaniards  were  thrown  into  confu- 
sion, and  defeated  with  great  slaugh- 
ter. The  victory  was  tarnished  only 
by  the  loss  of  Prince  Adolphus.  In 
the  heat  of  the  encounter  he  singled 
outD'Aremberg — they  both  fell  mor- 
tally wounded.  But  the  victory  was 
an  omen  of  the  fate  of  the  war. 

A  long  succession  of  combats  fol- 
lowed, and  William  experienced  the 
fickleness  of  fortune.  But  he  felt 
them  like  one  whose  strength  was  in 
the  conviction  that  his  cause  was 


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truth.  He  never  despaired.  From 
the  lowest  point  of  depression,  he 
often  sprang  up  to  unexpected  vic- 
tory. His  genius  shone  brighter  in 
the  darkness  of  his  circumstances. 
Some  gallant  capture,  some  daring 
surprise,  signalized  every  movement, 
until  the  burden  of  the  war  devol- 
ved upon  his  single  mind,  and  he 
gave  proof  that  this  alone  was  want- 
ing to  his  victory.  Unembarrassed 
by  the  council,  or  the  aid  of  others, 
he  at  last  brought  out  his  own  rich 
resources  with  greater  vigour;  he 
was  now  not  merely  the  soldier,  but 
the  soul  of  the  Reformed  cause,  and 
proved  that  the  higher  orders  of  in- 
tellect and  heart  are  never  nearer 
triumph  than  when  they  seem  most 
undone. 

It  indulges  the  natural  feeling  of 
justice  to  think,  that  the  two  authors 
of  these  calamities  did  not  altogether 
escape  retribution.  Philip  was  the 
most  unhappy  of  kings.  By  his  tem- 
perament, gloomy  and  miserable,  he 
found  food  for  his  misery  in  the  dis- 
sensions of  his  house.  His  son,  Car- 
los, died  during  the  war,  and  died 
by  his  command.  His  queen  was  said 
to  have  died  of  poison,  administer- 
ed probably  by  his  jealousy.  Spain, 
tortured  by  the  Inquisition,  and  af- 
frighted by  the  calamities  of  the  pa~ 
lace,  became  doubly  gloomy ;  and  of 
all  the  men  of  Spain,  the  most  self- 
tormented  was  its  master. 

Alva  too  suffered  in  his  turn.  His 
ferocity  was  at  length  felt  to  be  im- 
politic ;  and  the  Council  of  Castile, 
lessoned  into  common  sense  and  hu- 
manity by  the  sword  of  the  Prince, 
sent  an  order  for  his  recall.  In  1573 
he  gave  up  the  government,  and  re- 
turned to  Spain,  to  submit  to  the 
frowns  of  a  spirit  as  tyrannical  and 
bloody  as  his  own.  He  was  employ- 
ed no  more ;  and  retiring  to  Lisbon, 
died  in  1582,  aged  seventy-four.  It 
was  his  boast,  that  in  the  six  years 
of  his  government,  he  had  put  eigh- 
teen thousand  citizens  to  death  on 
the  scaffold.  The  boast  ought  to  have 
been  inscribed  on  his  tomb.  It  would 
alone  have  entitled  him  to  immortal 
infamy. 

Peace  and  war  alternated  under 
the  successive  governments  of  Re- 
quesens  and  Don  John  of  Austria, 
the  hero  of  Lepanto.  But  the  catas- 
trophe still  advanced.  A  more  dis- 
tinguished victory  than  was  ever 


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gained  in  the  field,  was  achieved  by 
the  "  Union"  of  the  provinces  of 
Gueldres,  Zutphen,  Holland,  Zealand, 
Friesland,  and  the  Oinmelands  ;  and, 
in  1579,  the  REPUBLIC  was  founded 
by  the  twenty-five  articles  constitu- 
ting the  Treaty  of  Utrecht. 

A  military  nation  is  not  always  a 
manly  one;  and  the  meanest  and 
most  atrocious  expedients  for  getting 
rid  of  an  enemy,  were  frequent  in  the 
Spanish  councils.  Don  John  of  Aus- 
tria, the  bastard  brother  of  Philip, 
was  taken  off  by  poison,  at  the  early 
age  of  thirty-three  ,•  and  the  murder 
was  fixed  on  Philip,  who  was  said  to 
have  suspected  a  treaty  of  marriage 
between  this  renowned  soldier  and 
our  Queen  Elizabeth,  by  which  Don 
John  was  to  have  assumed  the  sove- 
reignty of  the  Netherlands.  But  if 
there  had  been  a  doubt  of  Philip's 
sanction  of  the  principle  of  secret 
murder,  it  was  decided  -by  his  pro- 
clamation against  the  Prince  of 
Orange,  published  June  the  15th, 
1580.  This  edict  may  serve  as  an 
irrefragable  evidence  of  the  Prince's 
claims  to  the  gratitude  of  his  coun- 
try ;  for  its  chief  charge  was  his  "  ha- 
ving introduced  liberty  of  conscience 
into  the  Netherlands."  The  docu- 
ment is  a  singular  combination  of 
royal  wrath  with  personal  malignity. 
It  reproaches  William  with  having, 
in  forgetfulness  of  the  favours  of 
Charles  the  Fifth,  "  rebelled  against 
his  son;"  and  declares  him  a  "  re- 
bel, heretic,  and  hypocrite,  like  to 
Cain  and  Judas ;  of  an  obdurate  con- 
science, a  villain,  the  source  of  the 
Netherland  troubles;  a  plague  to 
Christendom,  and  an  enemy  to  all 
mankind."  But  the  practical  part  of 
this  unkingly  denunciation  was  more 
formidable.  It  declared  that  the 
King  did  thereby  "  prosecute  and 
banish  him  out  of  all  his  dominions, 
forbidding  any  of  his  subjects  to  con- 
verse with,  or  relieve  him,  giving  all 
his  estates  to  those  who  would  take 
them,  and  promising,  on  the  word  of 
a.  king,  and  as  the  minister  of  Al- 
mighty God,  that  to  the  man  who 
would  deliver  him  alive  or  dead,  or 
would  take  away  his  life,  should  be 
given,  or  to  his  heirs,  five  thousand 
golden  crowns,  with  the  free  pardon 
of  all  past  crimes,  with  a  patent  of 
nobility,  if  he  were  not  already  no- 
ble, and  a  reward  to  all  who  assisted 
him  in  the  deed  !"  And  adding, "  fur- 

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thermore,  that  all  the  adherents  of 
the  prince  should  be  banished,  and 
their  lives  and  estates  given  to  who- 
soever would  take  them."  To  this 
document,  which  sinks  the  civilized 
character  below  the  savage,  William 
replied  by  an  "  Apology,"  whose 
strong  facts,  and  stern  contempt, 
must  have  cut  the  tyrant  to  the  heart. 
He  declared  in  the  face  of  Europe, 
that  all  the  miseries  of  the  Nether- 
lands were  due  to  the  Spanish  Coun- 
cils, as  the  result  of  their  attempt 
"  to  reduce  the  country  to  absolute 
slavery,  in  both  religion  and  civil 
rights — acting  more  like  madmen 
than  politicians  —  like  Rehoboam. 
following  the  advice  of  a  weak  wo- 
man, and  the  Pope's  creature,  Gran- 
ville,  who  had  told  the  King,  that  the 
father  had  chastised  the  people  with 
whips,  but  the  son  ought  to  whip 
them  with  scorpions — and  that  for 
this  purpose  the  Inquisition  had  been 
brought  in,  which  was  the  cause  of 
all  the  public  commotions.  And  if 
he  had  taken  up  arms  against  the 
King,  was  there  not  Henry  the  Bas- 
tard of  Castile,  the  great  grandfather 
of  Philip  himself,  who  had,  with  his 
own  hand,  slain  King  Pedro  the 
Cruel,  his  legitimate  brother,  and 
taken  his  kingdom,  whose  successor 
Philip  was,  and  wore  his  crown  to 
this  day  ?" 

Having  thus  galled  the  tyrant's 
pride,  the  Apology  laid  down  the 
scarcely  less  galling  principles  of  po- 
pular allegiance.  "  Who  can  doubt," 
says  this  wise  and  nervous  paper, 
"  that  there  is  a  reciprocal  bond  be- 
tween prince  and  subject,  by  which, 
when  the  prince  infringes  his  oath, 
the  subject  is  freed  from  his  alle- 
giance? If  the  King  of  Spain  was 
admitted  to  be  Duke  of  Brabant,  on 
certain  conditions  which  he  swore 
to  maintain,  and  yet  has  notoriously 
violated,  the  nobility  are  called  on  to 
endeavour,  by  arms,  (since  no  other 
means  are  to  be  found,)  to  preserve 
and  defend  their  liberties,  or  be  ac- 
counted guilty  of  treachery,  perjury, 
and  rebellion,  to  the  States  of  their 
country." 

To  the  infamy  of  the  proposal  for 
his  murder,  the  Prince  replied  by 
the  most  indignant'of  all  sarcasms, — 
"  Though  the  King  had  offered  mo- 
ney to  take  awayjiis  life,  he  did  not 
doubt  of  God's  protection ;  yet  that 
certainly  the  man  could  never  be  ac- 
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counted  a  gentleman  who  would  mur- 
der for  money,  except  by  such  Spani- 
ards as,  being  descended  from  Moors 
and  Jews,  retained  that  quality  from 
their  ancestors,  who  offered  money 
to  Judas  to  betray  our  Lord  and  Sa- 
viour Jesus  Christ  into  their  hands, 
that  they  might  crucify  him." 

The  paper  closed  with  an  address 
to  the  States-General,  pledging  him 
anew  to  their  cause;  "  he  had  al- 
ready, for  their  sakes,  lost  his  estates, 
his  brothers'  lives,  and  his  son's  li- 
berty; he  was  now  willing  to  lay 
down  his  own  life  for  the  peace  of 
his  country,  or  to  expend  it  in  her 
defence."  The  States  answered  him 
by  a  high  testimony  to  his  merits  and 
services,  and  desire  that  he  should 
retain  their  administration,  and  the 
singular  and  honourable  offer  of  a 
body  guard. 

But  the  highest  value  of  history 
is  in  its  reinforcement  to  the  prin- 
ciples that  make  nations  free.  The 
States  signalized  their  triumph  by  a 
document  which  deserves  to  be  im- 
mortal. It  was  the  chief  corner- 
stone of  our  own  glorious  Revolution. 
This  admirable  paper,  which  bears 
date  1581,  just  a  century  before,  was 
the  "  Edict  of  Renunciation  against 
the  King  of  Spain,"  and  discusses  all 
the  grounds  and  limits  of  national 
allegiance. 

"  It  being  acknowledged  by  all 
mankind  that  a  prince  is  ordained  of 
God  to  preserve  his  subjects  from 
all  injury  and  violence,  even  as  a 
shepherd  defends  his  sheep,  and  that 
the  people  were  never  created  to  be 
bondsmen  and  slaves  to  his  will  and 
pleasure,  whether  his  commands  are 
right  or  wrong;  but  that  he  is  ad- 
vanced to  that  dignity  to  govern  them 
by  equity  and  re'ason,  and  to  cherish 
them  as  a  father  doth  his  children, 
even  with  the  peril  of  his  life ; — if  a 
king  fail  therein,  and,  instead  of  pro- 
tecting his  subjects,  shall  strive  to 
destroy  and  deprive  them  of  their 
ancient  laws  and  privileges,  and  en- 
deavour to  make  them  bond  slaves, 
his  subjects  are  thereby  discharged 
from  all  subjection  to  such  a  sove- 
reign, and  are  to  reckon  and  esteem 
him  a  tyrant,  and  that  he  is  absolute- 
ly fallen  from  his  former  dignity  and 
sovereignty  ;  and  the  Estates  of  the 
country  may  lawfully  and  freely 
abandon  him,  and  elect  another  prince 
to  protect  and  defend  them,  in  his 


place ;  especially  when  his  subjects, 
neither  by  prayers  nor  petitions,  can 
soften  his  heart,  nor  divert  him  from 
his  tyrannical  courses,  since  they 
then  have  no  other  way  to  preserve 
their  ancient  liberties,  their  wives, 
children,  and  estates,  which,  accord- 
ing to  the  laws  of  God  and  nature, 
they  are  bound  to  defend." 

The  Edict  then  proceeds  to  the  di- 
rect expulsion  of  Philip  from  the  so- 
vereignty. 

'*  Now,  it  being  apparent  to  all  the 
world  that  King  Philip  of  Spain,  gi- 
ving ear  to  certain  wicked  counsel- 
lors, hath,  in  every  particular,  bro- 
ken all  the  oaths  and  obligations 
which  he  had  entered  into  for  the 
defence  of  these  Provinces,  and  hath 
determined  to  enslave,  ruin,  and  de- 
stroy them, — WE,  the  States-Gene- 
ral, being  pressed  by  extreme  neces- 
sity, do,  by  a  general  resolution  and 
consent,  declare  the  King  of  Spain  to 
be  fallen  from  the  government,  do- 
minion, and  jurisdiction,  of  these 
countries.  And  we  are  resolved 
never  hereafter  to  acknowledge  him 
for  our  prince  and  sovereign  lord ; 
but  do  hereby  declare  ourselves,  and 
all  the  inhabitants  of  these  Provinces, 
to  be  for  ever  discharged  from  all 
manner  of  oaths  and  allegiance  to  the 
said  King.  July  26,  1581." 

The  Netherlands  had  been  for 
some  time  contemplated  as  an  open 
sovereignty,  and  the  loose  ambition 
of  the  princes  of  Europe  was  direct- 
ed to  its  crown.  The  Archduke 
Matthias  made  his  proposals,  was  re- 
ceived for  a  while,  and  then  dis- 
missed for  a  more  promising  rival, 
the  Duke  d'Alen^on,  afterwards 
Duke  of  Anjou,  who,  with  the  alli- 
ance of  France,  was  presumed  to  be 
on  the  point  of  bringing  the  alliance 
of  England,  by  a  marriage  with  Eli- 
zabeth. The  Prince  of  Orange,  to 
whom  the  sovereignty  was  the  right 
of  his  valour  and  hazards,  again 
wisely  awaited  his  time,  and  merely 
secured,  by  the  treaty  with  Anjou, 
the  subordinate  sovereignty  of  Hol- 
land and  Zealand,  and  the  lordship 
of  Friesland,  with  the  title  of  Stadt- 
holder. 

But  he  was  to  receive  a  higher 
advance  in  popularity  by  an  act  in- 
tended for  his  destruction.  Eliza- 
beth had  finally  rejected  Anjou's  suit. 
Always  jealous  of  her  power,  per- 
haps affected  by  the  levities  insepar- 


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able  from  a  Frenchman,  still  more 
justly  influenced  by  her  regard  for 
the  feelings  of  her  people,  which 
were  all  hostile  to  her  marriage,  the 
queen,  now  fifty  years  old,  resigned 
coquetry,  and  dismissed  her  politi- 
cal lover.  But  her  rejection  was 
softened  by  personal  compliment, 
and  by  the  still  more  substantial  boon 
of  an  auxiliary  fleet.  Anjou,  thus 
sustained,  saw  all  rivalry  disappear 
before  him,  entered  the  Netherlands 
in  triumph,  and  was  installed  Duke 
of  Brabant  in  the  midst  of  great 
public  festivities. 

Philip's  murderous  proclamation 
was  still  without  effect,  but  it  had 
sunk  deep  into  the  heart  of  Gas- 
par  de  Anastro,  a  Spaniard,  whose 
speculations  in  trade  had  failed, 
and  who  was  living  in  gloomy  po- 
verty in  Antwerp.  The  sum  of- 
fered for  the  prince's  assassination 
would  retrieve  his  affairs  at  once. 
He  opened  his  design  to  the  Spanish 
governor  of  Gravelines,  through 
whom  he  obtained  a  promise,  under 
the  king's  own  hand,  of  a  sum  of 
money  greatly  exceeding  the  ori- 
ginal offer.*  But  Anastro,  either 
a  coward,  or  afraid  of  being  suspect- 
ed and  seized,  delegated  the  act  to 
a  clerk  in  his  house,  a  youth  of 
twenty-three,  called  Juanillo,  or,  by 
his  Flemish  name,  Jareguay.  Jesuit- 
ism, the  fruitful  mother  of  guilt, 
could  not  suffer  this  crime  to  pass 
without  taking  her  share.  Juanillo 
was  first  confessed  by  a  friar,  and 
promised  pardon  and  paradise.  He 
was  further  told  that  a  spell  should 
be  put  upon  him,  by  which  he  might 
enter  the  prince's  presence  invisibly, 
and  then,  disguised  in  the  dress  of 
one  of  the  Duke  of  Anjou' s  attend- 
ants, and  blessed  with  the  formal  be- 
nediction of  the  priest,  he  was  sent 
forward  in  full  saintship  to  commit 
murder. 

That  such  monstrous  perversions 
of  the  common  feelings  of  nature, 
and  the  simplest  dictates  of  religion, 
could  find  a  way  into  the  human 
niind,  would  be  incredible,  if  it  were 
fcot  proved  by  many  a  bloody  page 
in  the  annals  of  Popery. 

The  18th  of  March,  the  birthday 
of  the  Duke  of  Anjou,  was  fixed  on 


of  Orange.  571 

for  the  deed.  On  that  day  the  Prince 
of  Orange  was  to  give  an  entertain- 
ment to  the  Duke  in  Antwerp,  and 
among  the  multitude  of  guests  and 
attendants,  the  stranger  might  escape 
detection.  He  entered  the  palace 
unobserved.  His  first  purpose  was  to 
shoot  the  prince  while  he  was  at 
dinner;  and  he  attempted  to  ap- 
proach the  table,  but  some  obstacles 
continually  occurring,  he  was  then 
forced  to  wait  until  the  guests  rose. 
He  planted  himself  in  a  niche  in  the 
hall  through  which  the  prince  must 
pass,  and  on  his  coming  close  pre- 
sented a  petition,  and  in  the  next 
instant  fired  at  his  head.  William 
was,  at  the  time,  pointing  out  to  a 
nobleman  some  tapestry  on  which 
the  Spanish  cruelties  had  been  de- 
signed, and  this  slight  but  character- 
istic circumstance  probably  saved 
his  life.  The  pistol  was  fired  so 
near,  that  it  burned  his  ruff  and  his 
beard,  but  the  ball  struck  obliquely, 
entering  the  throat,  breaking  one  of 
his  teeth,  and  coming  out  at  the  left 
cheek,  but  without  hurting  the 
tongue. 

William  fell,  covered  with  blood. 
All  was  confusion.  Some  of  the 
guards  rushed  forward  to  help  the 
prince,  some  to  seize  the  assassin. 
Policy  would  have  been  satisfied 
with  his  arrest,  for  the  discovery  of 
his  accomplices.  But  there  was  no 
time  to  think.  One  of  the  halberd- 
iers drove  his  spear  through  the 
murderer,  while  at  the  same  mo- 
ment a  page  plunged  his  sword  into 
his  bosom.  He  was  dead,  but  the 
papers,  by  a  singular  oversight,  left 
in  his  possession,  revealed  the  name 
and  practices  of  the  conspirators. 
Frogs'  bones,  rags,  and  the  other 
components  of  amulets,  were  found 
upon  him,  and  showed  that  the 
wretched  criminal  had  been  wrought 
on  by  superstition,  not  less  than  by 
avarice.  His  master,  Anastro,  fled, 
but  Venero,  his  fellow-clerk, to  whom 
the  design  had  been  first  proposed, 
and  Zimmerman,  the  Dominican, 
who  had  promised  him  paradise, 
were  put  to  death.  In  the  assassin's 
pocket  the  Jesuit  catechism  was 
found,  with  a  prayer  to  the  angel 
Gabriel,  imploring  "  his  intercession 


*  The  sum  is  stated  by  some  at  28,000  ducats,  by  others  2S,000  golden  crowns, 


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with  the  Almighty  and  the  Virgin 
Mary"  to  speed  him  in  the  murder. 
As  if  the  proof  of  Popish  interposi- 
tion was  not  yet  sufficiently  glaring, 
the  Jesuits  in  subsequent  years  open- 
ly recognised  the  criminals  as  mar- 
tyrs, gathered  their  remnants,  and 
exposed  them  as  relics  to  the  wor- 
ship of  the  people. 

The  news  of  this  atrocious  attempt 
spread  consternation  through  the 
country.  The  first  impression  of  the 
citizens  of  Antwerp  was,  that  the 
Duke  of  Anjou  had  taken  this  un- 
worthy means  of  freeing  himself 
from  a  dangerous  rival,  and  the  first 
impulse  was  a  determination  to  ex- 
pel the  French.  But  William,  from 
the  bed  where  he  expected  hourly 
to  breathe  his  last,  wrote  to  the  ma- 
gistrates that  the  assassin  was  a  Spa- 
niard, and  entirely  exonerated  the 
Duke.  Spain  exulted  in  the  belief 
that  he  was  slain.  The  Reformed  in 
every  kingdom  lamented  for  him  as 
a  loss  to  mankind.  No  man  of  his 
century  was  so  much  the  object  of 
European  interest,  as  a  champion  or 
an  enemy.  But  the  grave  did  not 
close  upon  the  panegyric.  The 
wound  was  so  dangerous,  that  the 
bleeding  could  be  stopped  only  by 
a  succession  of  persons  for  nine  days 
pressing  their  thumbs  upon  it  night 
and  day.  But  it  was  stopped  at  last, 
and  the  prince,  to  the  wonder  and 
delight  of  the  people,  completely  re- 
covered. 

Anjou  had  been  an  unhappy  selec- 
tion for  the  head  of  a  free  state. 
Prodigal,  profligate,  and  despotic, 
he  determined  to  overthrow  the  con- 
stitution, and  be  a  sovereign  by  the 
right  of  the  sword.  In  1583  he  made 
a  sudden  attack  upon  Antwerp,  with 
three  thousand  French  troops,  was 
beaten  by  the  citizens,  driven  in  dis- 
grace from  the  country ;  and  when, 
after  long  negotiation,  he  was  about 
to  be  suffered  within  its  borders 
again,  died  suddenly,  as  was  sup- 
posed, by  poison,  at  an  age  almost 
too  early  for  ambition,  power,  or  vi- 
cissitude ;  he  expired  at  twenty- 
nine. 

The  Prince  of  Orange  was  now 
within  sight  of  the  rank  worthy  of 
his  services  and  virtues.  The  Uni- 
ted Provinces  offered  him  their  so- 
vereignty. The  time  and  place  of 
his  inauguration  were  appointed, 
and  he  had  already  arrived  at  Delft, 


where  this  high  ceremony  was  to  be 
performed,  when  an  event  occurred 
which  put  an  end  to  his  labours  and 
his  life — to  all  but  his  fame. 

In  May,  1584,  a  man  of  a  striking 
countenance  and  figure,  about  twen- 
ty-seven, of  the  name  of  Balthazar 
Gerard,  made  his  appearance  at  the 
prince's  palace  in  Delft,  bearing  a 
letter,  signed  "  Francis  Guyon,"  re- 
presenting him  as  a  friend  of  the  Re- 
formed, and  making  offers  of  intelli- 
gence concerning  the  Spanish  coun- 
cils. In  a  few  days  after,  he  again 
presented  himself,  and  exhibited  to 
a  member  of  the  council  deputed  to 
communicate  with  him,  some  blank 
passports  of  Count  Mansfeldt,  the 
Spanish  general,  as  capable  of  being 
turned  to  the  use  of  the  States.  The 
man's  manners,  and  the  detail  of  his 
adventures,  attracted  the  prince. 
His  address  must  have  been  of  no 
common  order ;  for  William  once 
suffered  him  to  bring  intelligence 
even  into  his  chamber,  as  he  lay  in 
bed,  when  the  villain,  as  he  after- 
wards declared,  was  on  the  verge  of 
stabbing  him. 

He  now  became  affectedly  pious, 
went  perpetually  to  churches  and 
chapels,  and  studied  religious  books. 
Having  thus  disarmed  suspicion,  he 
applied  formoney  to  fit  himself  outfor 
a  journey,  which  he  was  directed  to 
make  to  Count  Biron,  in  France,  re- 
lative to  some  use  of  the  passports. 
Ten  or  twelve  crowns  were  given 
him.  With  these  he  bought  pistols. 
Now  prepared  for  the  murder,  he 
waited  on  the  prince  as  he  was  go- 
ing to  dinner,  and  asked  a  passport 
for  his  journey.  But  the  bloody  busi- 
ness in  his  mind,  so  near  its  perpe- 
tration, produced  a  wildness  in  his 
voice  and  manner  which  startled 
the  princess ;  and,  in  her  alarm  and 
aversion,  she  asked  the  prince  what 
he  could  have  to  do  with  such  a  per- 
son. William,  strangely  unsuspi- 
cious in  a  time  of  universal  treach- 
ery, and  with  a  decree  of  blood  out 
against  himself,  gently  told  her  his 
purpose,  and  passed  on.  After  din- 
ner, as  he  was  ascending  the  stair- 
case leading  to  the  upper  rooms,  he 
found  his  applicant  again  awaiting 
him,  holding  a  passport  in  his  right 
hand,  as  if  for  signature.  A  cloak  was 
thrown  over  his  shoulder,  conceal- 
ing two  pistols  which  he  held  under 
his  left  arm.  The  prince  had  his  foot 


1832.] 


The  Mouse  of  Orange. 


373 


upon  the  first  step,  when  the  assassin 
fired  directly  at  his  heart.  Three 
bullets  completely  penetrated  his 
body,  entering  at  the  left  side,  and 
coming  out  at  the  right.  The  prince, 
standing  upright  for  a  moment,  but 
feeling  himself  mortally  wounded, 
exclaimed,  with  the  piety  and  the 
patriotism  which  had  been  predomi- 
nant through  his  life,  "  Oh  my  God ! 
take  pity  of  my  soul,  for  I  am  sore 
wounded.  My  God,  take  pity  of  my 
soul,  and  of  this  poor  people  !"  His 
strength  now  failing,  he  was  support- 
ed in  the  arms  of  one  of  his  attend- 
ants, who  placed  him  upon  the  stairs. 
As  he  lay  evidently  struggling  with 
death,  the  Countess  of  Schwartzen- 
berg,  his  sister,  knelt  beside  him,  and 
asked,  if  he  did  not  recommend  his 
soul  to  the  Lord  Jesus  Christ  ?  The 
answer  was  a  faint  "  Yes,"  with  his 
last  breath.  He  was  scarcely  car- 
ried back  into  the  dinner  room,  when 
he  expired. 

William  died  in  the  profession  of 
Calvinism,  But  his  education,  his 
knowledge  of  mankind,  or  his  vigour 
of  understanding,  had  rendered  him 
practically  the  Lutheran  which  he 
had  been  theoretically  reared.  His 
first  teachers  had  been  Lutheran; 
his  residence  at  the  Court  of  Charles 
had  made  him  Roman  Catholic ;  the 
habits  of  his  country  and  his  time 
made  him,  at  his  maturer  age,  a  pro- 
fessor of  Calvinism,  but  his  toler- 
ance, mildness,  and  magnanimity,  en- 
title him  to  a  less  exclusive  name ; 
he  was  a  Christian. 

The  assassin,  on  this  occasion,  was 
not  sacrificed  by  the  ill-judged  zeal 
of  those  who  must  have  looked  upon 
his  crime  with  repulsion  and  horror. 
He  attempted  to  escape,  but  was 
taken;  he  even  attempted  to  justify 
himself,  retorting  on  those  who  call- 
ed him  traitor,  "  That  he  was  no 
traitor,  and  had  done  only  what 
the  King  of  Spain  commanded  him 
-to  do;"  ending  with  the  ferocious 
denunciation,  "  If  I  have  not  slain 
him,  cursed  be  my  ill  fortune !" 

But  his  stubbornness  gave  way 
with  the  excitement  of  the  hour,  and 
in  prison  he  lamented  that  he  had 
yielded  to  the  delusions  of  the  Je- 
suits of  Dole,  whom  he  charged  as 
the  instigators  of  the  murder;  he 
wished  that  he  had  remained  an 
humble  tradesman  in  his  own  coun- 
try of  Burgundy,  and  not  fallen  into 


this  fury;  but  sullenly  concluded 
with — "  What  was[done  could  not  be 
undone,  and  he  must  pay  for  it!" 
He  was  executed  four  days  after  the 
murder  with  the  savage  severities  of 
the  age,  but  he  bore  them  with  fierce 
determination,  as  he  had  declared 
that  he  would ;  he  died  without  a 
groan. 

William  had  left  four  sons  and 
eight  daughters.  But  the  eldest, 
William,  was  a  prisoner  in  Spain, 
since  the  time  of  his  seizure  at  the 
University  of  Louvain.  From  thir- 
teen to  five-and-forty  he  was  kept  in 
this  captivity,  and  probably  owed  his 
life  only  to  the  accident  of  having 
had  Philip  himself  for  his  godfather. 

Maurice,  the  second  son,  was  now 
but  seventeen  years  old.  But  the  so- 
lemnity of  the  oath  which  he  took 
over  his  father's  dead  body  to  follow 
his  principles,  the  necessities  of  the 
time,  and  the  genius  and  gallantry 
already  transpiring  in  this  illustrious 
son  of  an  illustrious  sire,  made  the 
transfer  of  the  government  to  him, 
not  less  a  matter  of  wise  policy 
than  of  national  enthusiasm. 

He  found  the  first  step  of  his  ad- 
ministration encumbered  by  difficul- 
ties insurmountable  to  all  but  the 
first  rank  of  talent  and  intrepidity. 
Alexander  Farnese,  the  son  of  the 
former  Vice-queen,  the  Princess  of 
Parma,  was  at  the  head  of  the  Spa- 
nish army,  80,000  strong,  in  the  Ne- 
therlands, with  the  first  military  re- 
putation in  Europe,  and  deserving  it 
by  the  most  consummate  tactical 
knowledge,  followed  by  the  most 
unbroken  good  fortune.  A  scarcely 
less  formidable  opponent  was  to  be 
found  in  the  assistance  of  Lord  Lei- 
cester, the  deputy  of  Elizabeth, 
whose  insolence  and  inaptitude  had 
thrown  the  States  into  utter  confu- 
sion. For  four  years  Maurice  seem- 
ed to  be  hourly  on  the  point  of  sink- 
ing with  his  sinking  country.  But 
despair  is  the  heaviest  crime  that  can 
be  committed  in  a  righteous  cause.  A 
deliverance  was  at  hand  from  ano- 
ther point  of  the  horizon.  The  va- 
nity and  religious  fury  of  Spain  were 
to  inflict  her  own  deathblow. 

In  May,  1587,  the  celebrated  Ar- 
mada set  sail  from  Lisbon  and  Co- 
runna  for  England.  Its  destruction 
forms  one  of  the  proudest  events  in 
a  history  memorable  for  signal  ex- 
ploits of  conduct  and  courage.  ft 


The  House  of  Orange. 


374 

perished  in  three  days  of  battle.  Of 
its  140  ships  of  the  line,  but  a  me- 
lancholy remnant  ever  returned; 
and  from  that  day  the  star  of  Spain 
has  gone  down.  The  object  of  the 
Armada  was  persecution,  or  exter- 
mination. It  was  baffled  by  circum- 
stances so  striking,  that  even  in  the 
glow  of  triumph,  and  the  dejection 
of  overthrow,  the  combatants  on 
both  sides  cried  out  that  the  result 
was  more  the  work  of  Heaven  than 
of  man.  The  cause  of  England  was 
holy,  and  well  may  she  rejoice  in 
this  proof,  among  a  thousand  others, 
that  the  faithful  defence  of  her  free- 
dom and  her  religion  will  never  be 
left  without  an  ally  alike  superior 
to  human  passion  and  human  power. 

With  the  fall  of  the  Armada  fell 
the  military  renown  of  the  Duke  of 
Parma.  He  was  to  have  commanded 
30,000  troops  in  the  invasion.  But 
he  came  to  the  shore  only  to  witness 
the  appalling  spectacle  of  the  Spa- 
nish navy  torn  to  pieces  by  the  Eng- 
lish cannon,  or  flying  along  in 
flames.  Mutual  recrimination  em- 
bittered the  correspondence  between 
the  Admiral  and  the  Duke ;  and  his 
popularity  at  Court  declined,  as  an 
omen  of  his  discomfiture  in  the 
field. 

A  darker  blight  fell  upon  his  name. 
His  letters  were  discovered,  ac- 
knowledging a  share  in  the  plot  for 
murdering  the  Great  Prince  of 
Orange.  This  has  been  doubted,  in 
defiance  of  the  evidence  under  his 
own  hand,  on  the  ground  of  a  great 
soldier's  honour.  But  he  was  an 
Italian  and  a  bigot,  and  a  bigot's 
slave — sufficient  links  to  have  bound 
down  a  more  reluctant  mind. 

Maurice  began  his  career  by  dri- 
ving the  Duke  of  Parma  from  before 
the  walls  of  Bergen-op-zoom.  He 
followed  up  his  success  by  twenty 
years  of  battle ;  the  capture  of  forty 
cities;  the  overthrow  of  the  Spanish 
armies  in  three  general  encounters, 
the  most  remarkable  of  their  time, 
and  by  a  long  series  of  naval  tri- 
umphs, which  placed  the  United 
States  in  the  first  rank  of  maritime 
powers, 

Parma's  clouded  career  was  clo- 
sed at  the  age  of  forty-nine.  He  died 
in  December,  1592,  of  the  effects  of  a 
wound  received  the  year  before,  of 
vexation,  and,  as  it  was  asserted  and 
strongly  believed,  of  poison,  adminis- 


[Feb. 


tered  by  Philip's  jealousy  of  his  in- 
fluence with  the  Spanish  troops,  and 
his  military  name. 

A  succession  of  governors  of  the 
Netherlands  fell  before  the  enterpri- 
sing spirit  of  Maurice,  but  the  battle 
of  Nieuport,  (July  2,  1600,)  would 
alone  have  established  his  rank  as  a 
consummate  general. 

The  Archduke  Albert  had  taken 
the  command  of  the  Spanish  forces 
on  his  arrival  in  September,  the  year 
before  Maurice,  by  a  singular  no- 
velty in  Flemish  war,  attacked  him 
in  the  depth  of  winter,  and  drove  in 
the  Spanish  posts.  But  this  expedi- 
tion was  merely  the  disguise  for 
another  of  a  more  decisive  order. 
Determining  to  strike  a  blow  at  the 
heart  of  the  Netherlands,  Maurice, 
with  the  most  extraordinary  secrecy, 
embarked  the  whole  movable  force 
of  the  States,  17,000  men,  at  Wal- 
cheren,  in  June,  sailed  and  landed  at 
Ghent,  and  instantly  marched  to  the 
investment  of  Nieuport. 

The  Archduke,  indignant  at  the 
surprise,  suddenly  collected  a  force 
of  twelve  thousand  men,  hastened  to 
repel  the  invader,  and  began  the  cam- 
paign by  a  successful  attack  on  the 
vanguard  of  the  enemy,  consisting 
of  three  thousand  troops,  chiefly 
Scottish  companies  under  Count  Er- 
nest of  Nassau.  Maurice  was,  for 
once,  surprised  in  turn  by  this  da- 
ring attack ;  but  the  Scots  stood  their 
ground  with  national  valour,  bore 
the  brunt  of  the  whole  Spanish  line, 
and  retreated  with  the  loss  of  a  third 
of  their  force,  only  when  they  saw 
the  army  of  Maurice  prepared  and 
moving  up  to  action.  The  forces 
were  nearly  equal  on  both  sides. 
But  some  source  of  peculiar  dismay 
seems  to  have  lowered  the  usual  gal- 
lant countenance  of  the  Princes  of 
Orange;  for  the  commissioners  of 
the  States  retired  from  the  field  to 
Ostend,  and  Maurice,  calling  round 
him  his  brother  Henry,  and  a  circle 
of  young  nobles  who  had  come  to 
make  the  campaign,  advised  them  to 
retire  in  time.  Henry,  then  but  six- 
teen, spiritedly  refused  his  brother's 
counsel,  and  his  young  companions 
followed  his  example. 

The  action  now  began,  by  a  charge 
of  such  desperation  on  the  English 
force  under  Francis  Vere,  that  they 
were  driven  from  their  ground.  But 
a  column  of  their  countrymen,  UH- 


1832.]  The  House  of  Orange.  $75 

der  Horace,  his  celebrated  brother,    portion  of  Europe.   In  Waterloo  we 


rushed  forward  to  their  support,  and 
the  Spaniards  were  kept  at  bay  again. 
The  conflict  that  now  ensued  is  de- 
scribed as  one  of  the  fiercest  known 
in  war.  It  was  one  general  melee 
of  the  sword  and  pike  along  the 
whole  front.  The  Spaniards  fought 
to  retrieve  their  ancient  renown; 
the  English  from  the  natural  hardi- 
hood of  the  people ;  the  Dutch  from 
national  abhorrence  of  their  enemy, 
and  the  conviction  that  for  them  there 
was  no  alternative  between  total  vic- 
tory and  irretrievable  ruin.  Four- 
and-twenty  thousand  of  the  bravest 
and  most  practised  warriors  were 
mingled  and  struggling  with  each 
other  for  life  or  death.  At  length 
the  Archduke,  who  had  exhibited  re- 
markable presence  of  mind  and  va- 
lour during  the  day,  determined  to 
crush  his  wearied  opponents  by  a 
general  charge  of  the  Spanish  ca- 
valry, the  finest  in  Europe.  They 
advanced,  the  struggle  of  pike  and 
spear  paused,  and  both  armies  stood 
still,  as  if  to  see  the  effect  of  this  tre- 
mendous encounter. 
But  Maurice  had  already 


for  the  emergency.    While  the  Spa 

nish  squadrons  were  moving  through  hundred  triumphs  of  Welling 
the  intervals  of  their  lines,  the  Prince  the  transcendent  renown  of 
collected  a  battery  of  his  heaviest 
guns  on  the  spot  where  he  expected 
the  charge.  The  cavalry,  in  full  gal- 
lop, were  received  with  a  deadly 
burst  of  fire.  Horse  and  horseman 
were  torn  into  fragments,  or  flung 
into  the  air.  The  whole  of  the  cavalry, 
overwhelmed  by  this  shower  of  balls, 
recoiled.  At  the  same  moment  one 
of  those  accidents  occurred  which 
has  so  often,  of  itself,  turned  the  fate 
of  battle.  The  Archduke's  char- 
ger, known  by  its  splendid  caparison, 
was  seen,  riderless,  rushing  through 
the  field.  An  outcry  arose  that  the 
Archduke  was  slain.  The  cavalry 
were  already  hastily  retiring  from 
-  the  storm  of  fire,  upon  their  own  in- 
fantry. The  outcry  produced  an  evi- 
dent confusion  in  the  Spanish  lines. 
Maurice  saw  that  the  victory  was  in 
his  grasp.  He  ordered  a  general  ad- 
vance, plunged  upon  the  disordered 
enemy,  and  turned  the  field  at  once 
into  a  scene  of  remediless  slaughter. 
It  is  curious  to  observe  how  close- 
ly the  features  of  this  victory  re- 
semble those  of  the  crowing  triumph 
of  thelatewarj  fought, too,in the  same 


see  the  same  daring  valour  on  both 
sides,  the  same  mixture  of  personal 
feelings  with  the  public  hostility, 
the  same  rivalry  of  the  two  generals. 
We  see  the  attack  made  by  one  army 
with  desperate  fierceness,  and  sus- 
tained by  the  other  with  still  more 
unexampled  fortitude.  Even  the  de- 
tails have  a  singular  resemblance; 
the  commencement  of  the  battle  by 
an  attempt  to  overwhelm  a  wing,  the 
continuance  by  a  general  attack 
along  the  line,  the  final  assault  by  a 
charge  of  horse,  the  turning  of  that 
charge  by  artillery,  and  the  gaining 
of  the  victory  by  a  general  advance 
in  the  moment  of  the  enemy's  con- 
fusion. But  there  the  similitude  ends. 
There  canbe  no  comparison  between 
the  numbers  of  the  contending  ar- 
mies at  Nieuport  and  the  hundred 
and  sixty  thousand  who  fought  at 
Waterloo ;  between  the  results,  the 
partial  dispersion  of  the  Spanish 
troops,  and  the  forty  thousand  slain 
and  prisoners  of  the  French  army — 
the  partial  conquest  of  a  province,  and 
the  overthrow  of  the  mighty  empire 
of  Jacobinism ;  between  the  limited 
fame  of  Maurice  and  Albert,  and  the 
ton,  and 
that  rai- 
ser and  destroyer  of  sovereignties, 
warrior  of  warriors,  Napoleon. 

The  course  of  nature  was  now  be- 
ginning to  extinguish  the  hostilities 
which  neither  policy  nor  humanity 
could  soften.  In  December  1598 
Philip  died,  at  the  age  of  seventy- 
two  ;  a  man  who  had  made  his  own 
misery  in  a  degree  almost  unequal- 
led in  the  records  of  despotic  and 
cruel  minds.  He  died  calm  and  cal- 
lous, devoted  to  the  ceremonies  of  a 
superstition  which  gave  his  bigoted 
and  bitter  spirit  full  room  for  the  ex- 
ercise of  its  malignity,  and  loving  it 
for  its  evil.  His  death  was  felt  as  a 
relief  to  mankind. 

Elizabeth,  our  own  unrivalled  mo- 
narch, his  perpetual  enemy  and  con- 
queror, soon  followed  him  to  the 
grave,  (March  24, 1602,)  in  the  seven- 
tieth year  of  her  age,  and  the  forty- 
fifth  of  a  reign  which,  beginning  in 
the  severest  trials,  was  carried  on 
with  combined  wisdom  and  virtue, 
and  closed  in  a  general  triumph  of 
England,  freedom,  and  Christianity. 
In  1609,  Henry  IV.  fell  by  the  hand 
of  an  assassin,  leaving  behind  him 


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The  House  of  Orange. 


[Feb. 


the  most  brilliant  character  of  the 
most  brilliant  people,  unequalled 
among  kings  for  political  science, 
among  courtiers  for  personal  grace, 
and  among  soldiers  for  chivalrous 
intrepidity  ;  but  degraded  in  his  pri- 
vate name  by  the  most  dissolute 
pursuit  of  pleasure,  and  in  his  pub- 
lic honour  by  the  scandal,  before 
God  and  man,  of  apostasy.  To  gain 
a  crown,  he  forfeited  his  religion,  and, 
after  a  few  years,  darkened  by  the 
scorn  and  distrust  of  the  gallant  men 
who  had  placed  that  crown  upon  his 
head,  he  died  by  the  dagger  of  a 
priest  of  that  religion  which  he  had 
insulted  Heaven  to  reconcile. 

The  years  of  the  Prince  of  Orange, 
too,  drew  to  a  close.  Attaining  the 
highest  honours  as  the  champion  of 
his  country,  he  had  been  tempted  by 
the  fatal  ambition  to  become  its  mas- 
ter. The  resistance  of  its  patriots 
made  him  suspicious,  cruel,  and  des- 
potic. A  rival  soldier,  the  famous 
Spinola,  started  up  at  the  head  of  the 
Spanish  armies,  as  if  to  tarnish  the 
glories  of  his  declining  years ;  and 
after  an  unsuccessful  attempt  to  raise 
the  siege  of  Breda,  the  city  of  his 
ancestors,he  retired  exhausted  to  the 
Hague,  and  died,  (23d  April,  1625,) 
after  a  life  of  fifty-nine  years  passed 
in  the  highest  occupations  of  state 
and  war. 

Maurice  had  never  married,  and 
his  titles,  and  the  still  higher  honours 
of  his  public  duties,  descended  to  his 
brother  Henry  Frederic,  the  third 
son  of  the  great  William.  Inheriting 
the  genius  and  success  of  his  family, 
the  States- General  in  gratitude  de- 
clared that  the  honours  and  employ- 
ments of  the  Stadtholderate  should 
be  thenceforth  hereditary  in  his 
house ;  and  the  decree  was  solemnly 
presented  in  a  gold  box  to  his  son  Wil- 
liam, then  an  infant  three  years  old. 
The  Nassau  line  had  now  risen  to  the 
rank  of  sovereigns,  as  the  reward  of 
signal  conduct  and  heroism.  But  a 
still  higher  rank  of  sovereignty  was 
in  reserve.  In  1641,  William,  the 
only  son  of  the  Prince  of  Orange, 
married  the  Princess  Mary,  the  eldest 
daughter  of  our  Charles  the  First. 
But  dying  in  his  twenty-fourth  year, 
he  bequeathed  his  dignities  to  a  son, 
William  Henry,  (born  November  4, 
1650,)  who  was  to  realize  on  a  larger 
scale  the  struggles  and  the  successes 
of  his  illustrious  race :— To  fight  the 


battle  of  civil  liberty  on  the  conti- 
nent ;  to  accomplish  the  still  loftier 
supremacy  of  true  religion  in  Eng- 
land. But  the  career  of  William  the 
Third  belongs  to  our  own  history  too 
intimately  to  be  traced  here. 

The  treaty  of  Munster,  (January 
30,  1648,)  established  the  entire  in- 
dependence of  the  States- General 
of  Holland  and  the  United  Provin- 
ces;  then  gloriously  concluding  a 
war,  which,  -with  the  first  intermis- 
sion of  hostilities  in  1609,  had  lasted 
eighty  years. 

William  died  childless.  He  was 
the  last  of  the  direct  line  of  the  great 
Prince  of  Orange,  and  his  estates 
were  bequeathed  to  Prince  Frison 
of  Nassau,  his  cousin,  and  Stadthold- 
er  of  Friesland. 

The  defeat  of  the  Armada  had  be- 
gun the  fall  of  Spain,  and  she  gra- 
dually sank  out  of  the  first  order  of 
nations.  France,  from  the  middle 
of  the  seventeenth  century,  had  risen 
into  her  place,  and  become  the  great 
disturber.  But  the  blows  first  given 
by  William,  and  followed  up  with 
still  sterner  vigour  by  Marlborough 
and  Eugene,  at  length  broke  down 
the  strength  of  this  restless  and 
powerful  people,  and  the  peace  of 
Utrecht  (January,  1712)  gave  peace 
to  Europe,  wearied  with  useless 
slaughter.  A  remarkable  change 
took  place  at  this  period  in  the  sove- 
reignty of  the  Netherlands.  They 
were  given  by  the  treaty  to  Charles 
the  Sixth,  the  new  Emperor,  and 
former  rival  of  Philip  of  France,  the 
new  King  of  Spain.  They  were 
thenceforth  the  Austrian  Nether- 
lands ;  and  thus  the  haughty  country 
which  had  so  long  perverted  its 
power  over  the  Belgian  provinces, 
saw  at  once  her  foreign  territories 
given  to  a  stranger,  and  a  stranger 
wading  through  her  blood  to  the  na- 
tive throne. 

But  the  punishment  of  Spain,  the 
head-quarters  of  Popery,  was  not 
yet  complete.  She  sank  from  ob- 
scurity to  obscurity,  until  her  once 
mighty  name  became  obsolete  in 
Europe,  or  known  only  as^the  instru- 
ment and  victim  of  France;  always 
defeated  in  war,  yet  suffering  in 
peace  more  than  the  poverty,  the 
tyranny,  and  the  waste  of  war,  and 
finally  retaining  nothing  of  herself 
but  her  love  of  private  revenge,  her 
haughty  scorn  or  industry,  her  bar- 


1832.] 


The  House  of  Orange. 


barian  hatred  of  knowledge,  and  her 
fierce  devotedness  to  the  most  mind- 
less, melancholy,  and  cruel  of  all 
superstitions.  She  was  to  be  roused 
from  this  apathy  in  our  own  time, 
but  it  was  only  by  the  most  terrible 
infliction  of  war  on  record ;  a  contest 
which  mingled  all  the  elements  of 
civil  and  foreign  hostility.  Even  this 
storm  had  not  the  power  to  stimulate 
her  to  permanent  vigour.  She  grew 
tired  of  the  generous  labour  of  free- 
dom, cast  away  the  burden  of  con- 
stitution, and  has  again  voluntarily 
lain  down  in  chains. 

Policy  and  family  alliance  still 
continued  to  join  the  interests  of 
Holland  and  England.  In  1 734,  the 
young  Prince  of  Orange,the  successor 
of  his  father  in  the  Stadtholderate  of 
Friesland,  married  the  Princess  Anne, 
the  daughter  of  George  the  Second. 
The  Seven  Years'  war,  in  which  Fre- 
deric of  Prussia  and  Maria  Theresa 
fought  for  the  German  crown,  brought 
Louis  the  Fifteenth  as  a  conqueror 
to  the  borders  of  the  States.  Their 
danger  awoke  them  to  a  recollection 
of  the  line  from  which  they  had  so 
often  derived  security.  William  the 
Fourth  was  proclaimed  Stadtholder- 
General,  and  the  dignity  was  finally 
made  hereditary  in  both  the  male 
and  female  descent  of  Orange  Nas- 
sau. The  Stadtholder  died  in  1751, 
after  a  reign  rendered  fortunately 
obscure  by  the  general  peace  of 
Europe,  and  was  succeeded  by  his 
son  William  the  Fifth,  who  connect- 
ed his  family  with  Prussia  by  a  mar- 
riage with  the  niece  of  Frederic  the 
Great  in  1766.  All  now  seemed  se- 
cure. But  a  burst  of  evils,  such  as 
had  never  shaken  Europe  before,  and 
whose  shock  still  vibrates  through 
all  nations,  was  preparing  in  the 
midst  of  this  profound  tranquillity. 

Frederic  and  Maria  Theresa, 
scarcely  released  from  mutual  slaugh- 
ter, and  Catherine  of  Russia,  whose 
-hands  were  scarcely  free  from  the 
chains  with  which  she  had  been 
threatened  by  her  barbarian  and  half- 
mad  husband,  startled  Europe,  and 
consigned  their  own  names  to  eter- 
nal infamy,  by  the  seizure  of  Po- 
land. 

It  is  as  easy  to  trace,  as  it  is  im- 
possible to  doubt,  the  tremendous 
retribution  which  followed.  The 
first  blow  fell  on  Austria.  A  sudden 
spirit  of  change,  then  new  to  Europe, 


377 

started  up  in  the  Austrian  Nether- 
lands. There  was  something  to 
praise  as  well  as  something  to  blame 
in  this  revolution.  Joseph  the  Se- 
cond, who  had  succeeded  the  Em- 
press Maria  Theresa,  was  a  refor- 
mer; but  he  was  a  royal  reformer, 
and  his  subjects  naturally  distrusted 
the  liberty  that  came  enforced  by 
Austrian  dragoons.  Joseph  was  a 
Voltairist;  and  when  he  proclaimed 
religious  toleration,  the  priesthood 
and  the  people  alike  shrunk  from 
the  boon  offered  to  religion  by  infi- 
delity. The  first  tumults  broke  out 
in  Brussels,  headed  by  Vander  Noot, 
an  advocate  of  some  popular  talent 
and  activity.  An  Austrian  army 
marched  upon  Brabant,  and  the  bay- 
onet decided  the  quarrel  of  the  theo- 
logians. Vander  Noot  fled,  returned 
in  the  first  relaxation  of  arms,  was 
named  by  his  adherents  Agent  Ple- 
nipotentiary of  Brabant,  and  conti- 
nued to  perplex  the  philosophy  of 
the  free-thinking  emperor. 

But  a  new  and  more  fearful  spirit 
was  now  rising  from  the  cloud  of 
popular  commotion.  Young  repub- 
licanism started  up  by  the  side  of 
ancient  prejudice,  and  soon  out- 
stripped the  tardy  movements  of  its 
predecessor.  The  leader  of  this  as- 
piring party  was  also  an  advocate, 
Vanck,  a  man  of  vigorous  ability, 
but  inflamed  with  a  passion  for  over- 
throw. One  influence  more  was 
alone  wanting,  and  it  was  found  in 
Vander  Mersch,  a  soldier  of  fortune, 
who  put  himself  at  the  head  of  the 
patriot  levies,  and  in  a  variety  of 
encounters  with  the  imperial  troops 
displayed  extraordinary  conduct  and 
intrepidity.  The  Austrian  generals, 
surrounded  by  national  insurrection, 
were  paralysed ;  Brabant  and  Flan- 
ders were  cleared  ef  their  troops; 
the  leader  of  revolution  made  his 
triumphal  entry  into  Brussels  in 
1790;  and  the  seven  southern  pro- 
vinces of  the  Netherlands,  adopting 
the  example  of  the  northern,  pub- 
lished their  Confederation,  by  the 
title  of  the  United  States  of  Belgium, 
to  the  world. 

In  later  days,  we  have  seen  Bel- 
gium borrow  its  revolution  from 
France,  but  France  had  been  the 
first  borrower.  The  Belgium  Revo- 
lution of  1790  was  the  French  Revo- 
lution of  1793,  but  on  a  smaller  scale, 
and  fortunately  unstained  with  royal 


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[Feb. 


blood.  We  find  the  same  commence- 
ment in  justified  popular  discontent 
— the  same  sudden  mixture  of  an 
aversion  to  all  authority — the  same 
predominance  of  perverted  law  and 
unprincipled  force — the  same  eleva- 
tion of  obscure  soldiership  to  mili- 
tary rank — the  same  defeat  of  esta- 
blished institutions,  and  the  regular 
forces  of  the  state— the  same  crea- 
tion of  a  republic,  and  the  same  sub- 
mission to  a  Dictator. 

But  here  the  comparison  ends,  and 
France,  commissioned  first  to  asto- 
nish, and  then  to  scourge  Europe, 
went  on  from  strength  to, strength, 
from  crime  to  crime,  and  from  tri- 
umph to  triumph,  with  an  atrocious 
grandeur,  which  suffered  no  minor 
object  to  engross  the  eye — the  pa- 
rent revolution  withered  away,  and 
was  forgotten  in  the  shadow  of  its 
gigantic  offspring.  But  short-lived 
as  it  was,  it  enjoyed  the  triumph  of 
having  baffled  the  most  powerful 
monarch  of  Europe.  Joseph's  last 
words  were,  that  Belgium  had  sent 
him  to  his  grave,  (20th  Jan.  1791.) 

With  this  commotion  raging  at  her 
gates,  Holland  could  not  be  long  tran- 
quil. A  party  arose  which  proclaimed 
themselves  the  Friends  of  the  People, 
began  by  attempting  the  overthrow 
of  the  government.  The  Stadtholder 
was  suddenly  deprived  of  the  com- 
mand of  the  troops,  and  removed 
from  all  his  offices.  The  injured 
prince  justly  appealed  to  his  allies. 
He  was  soon  redressed.  England 
declared  her  strong  displeasure;  and 
Prussia,  sending  an  army  of  20,000 
men  under  the  Duke  of  Brunswick, 
in  a  three  weeks'  campaign  swept 
the  mob  of  patriotism  from  the  land, 
and  restored  the  sovereign. 

But  revolution  was  to  be  conquer- 
or at  last.  The  French  Republic 
poured  its  troops  into  the  Belgian 
provinces.  Insurrection  had  there 
already  done  its  work,  and  the  fa- 
mous victory  of  Jemappes,  gained  by 
Dumourier,  and  the  still  more  fa- 
mous victory  of  Fleurus  by  Piche- 
gru,  less  conquered  the  Netherlands 
than  seconded  the  wishes  of  the  peo- 
ple for  the  fall  of  the  Austrian  supre- 
macy. But  French  republicanism 
never  forgot  French  aggrandisement. 
To  the  popular  indignation,  the  Ne- 
therlands were  finally  declared,  by 
the  treaty  of  Campo-Formio,  (17th 
October,  1797,)  a  portion  of  France, 


and  the  nation  was  left  to  feel  the 
disgrace  of  political  extinction,  and 
probably  to  repent  the  follies  of  a 
too  rash  zeal  for  an  ill  understood 
liberty. 

The  next  French  conquest  was 
Holland.  A  frost  of  signal  intensity 
turned  the  natural  defences  of  the 
country,  the  rivers  and  morasses, 
into  bridges  for  the  enemy's  march. 
Pichegru,  at  the  head  of  100,000 
troops,  exulting  with  victory,  and 
still  more  exulting  with  the  wild 
animation  of  republicanism,  swept 
all  obstacles  before  him,  overpower- 
ed, in  a  series  of  desperate  encoun- 
ters, the  steady  valour  of  the  British 
army,  commanded  by  the  Duke  of 
York,  with  a  bravery,  and  even  with 
a  talent,  which  nothing  but  party 
could  deny,  but  which  were  render- 
ed fruitless  to  all  but  the  national 
honour  by  the  smallness  of  his  force, 
and  the  irresistible  circumstances  of 
the  time ;  and,  proclaiming  universal 
freedom,  advanced  to  the  capital. 
The  Stadtholder  withdrew,  but  not 
by  an  ignominious  flight.  He  re- 
paired to  the  presence  of  the  States- 
General,  then  sitting  at  the  Hague, 
formally  deposited  his  power  in  their 
hands  until  better  times,  and  then 
embarked  for  England,  the  common 
refuge  of  exiled  royalty  and  religion. 
The  French  general  proclaimed  the 
downfall  of  priestcraft  and  kingcraft, 
and  followed  the  proclamation  by 
the  demand  of  a  hundred  millions  of 


Holland  had  now  to  feel  the  full 
caprice  of  her  formidable  deliverer. 
She  was  declared  the  Batavian  Re- 
public, to  please  the  democracy  of 
France ;  she  was  next  declared  a 
monarchy,  to  give  a  crown  to  Louis, 
the  brother  of  Napoleon;  and  she 
was  finally  declared  a  province  of 
France,  to  feed  the  insatiable  am- 
bition of  Napoleon  himself.  In  all 
the  changes,  she  was  crushed,  plun- 
dered, and  insulted  like  a  bond- 
slave. 

But  the  ruin  of  the  French  armies 
in  the  great  campaign  of  Moscow, 
which  revived  the  hopes  of  Europe, 
awoke  the  vigour  of  Holland.  In- 
surrection spread  through  the  small- 
er towns ;  deputies  were  sent  to  in- 
vite the  son  of  the  late  Stadtholder, 
the  present  King,  to  resume  the  go- 
vernment. He  was  proclaimed  in 
the  Hague,  (17th  November,  1813,) 


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The  House  of  Orange, 


370 


and  on  the  30th,  the  Prince,  escorted 
by  a  small  force  of  200  English  ma- 
rines, landed,  and  was  received  with 
universal  joy.  The  writer  of  the  pre- 
sent sketch  was  in  Holland  at  this  pe- 
riod, and  can  give  full  testimony  to 
the  popular  delight.  William,  the  sixth 
Stadtholder,  was  inaugurated  by  the 
title  of  Sovereign  Prince,  at  Am- 
sterdam, in  March  1814.  The  treaty 
of  Paris,  (30th  May,  1814,)  confirm- 
ed by  the  treaty  of  London,  gave  a 
new  extent  to  his  dominions.  It 
decided  the  union  of  Belgium  and 
Holland  as  one  monarchy.  In  1815, 
the  Sovereign  Prince  was  proclaimed 
William  I.,  King  of  the  Netherlands; 
a  constitution  was  framed  on  free 
principles ;  and  Holland  and  Bel- 
gium, relieved  from  all  danger  by 
the  fall  of  Napoleon,  were  pro- 
nounced destined  to  a  long  repose. 

We  have  lived  to  see  the  fallacy 
of  this  political  prediction,  in  the 
violent  and  total  upbreaking  of  that 
union.  But  that  it  ever  was  pro- 
nounced, is  a  dishonour  to  political 
sagacity.  The  Union  was  formed  of 
utterly  discordant  elements ; — differ- 
ence of  language,  difference  of  com- 
mercial interests,  and  difference  of 
national  habits.  But  there  was  one 
source  of  variance  still  more  inca- 
pable of  being  reconciled.  Belgium 
was  Roman  Catholic.  It  is  among 
the  perpetual  and  singular  features 


of  Popery,  that  its  priesthood,  power- 
less for  national  good,  is  irresistible 
in  the  cause  of  national  evil.  With- 
out the  vigour  to  rectify  a  single 
popular  vice,  to  clear  away  a  vulgar 
prejudice,  or  to  stimulate  a  personal 
virtue,  it  knows  no  rival  in  the  art 
of  rousing  the  people  to  the  wildest 
excesses  of  popular  commotion. 
Without  the  faculty  to  heal  a  single 
public  error  of  the  state,  it  can  over- 
throw the  state  with  a  word. 

A  Protestant  prince  has  now  as- 
sumed the  crown  of  Belgium  j  it  re- 
mains for  time,  and  probably  for  no 
long  time,  to  shew  the  feebleness  of 
his  possession.  Popery  will  not  en- 
dure the  mildest  dominion  of  Pro- 
testantism. It  must  be  superior,  or 
it  is  nothing.  It  must  have  the  au- 
thority to  resist  the  natural  progress 
of  the  human  mind,  to  live  on  the 
spoils  of  national  industry,  and  to 
interpose  between  man  and  the  right 
of  choosing  his  own  way  to  salvation, 
or  it  turns  from  the  most  abject  flat- 
terer of  royalty  into  the  most  daring 
and  indefatigable  rebel.  The  Belgian 
King  may  secure  his  throne,  like 
Henry  IV.,  by  apostasy ;  but  we 
will  not  insult  an  honourable  man, 
and  one  so  nearly  allied  with  Eng- 
land, by  reminding  him  of  the  thorns 
which  apostasy  sowed  upon  the  re- 
negade's pillow,  and  its  utter  degra- 
dation to  his  name. 


IRISH  SCENERY  J  AND  OTHER  THINGS  IRISH. 


loveliness 

Needs  not  the  foreign  aid  of  ornament, 
But  is,  when  unadorn'd,  adorn'd  the  most." 

THOMSON'S  Seasons. 


THERE  apj 
writers  of  all  grades,  an  irresistible 
passion  for  introductory  mottoes. 
From  the  newspaper  essayist  to  the 
author  of  a  novel,  historical  or  hyste- 
rical, a  quotation  from  some  bygone 
retainer  of  the  Muses,  must  act  as  a 
sort  of  master  of  the  ceremonies  to 
the  matter  of  its  chapter.  I  think  I 
hear  my  readers  ask — "  What  possi- 
ble connexion  can  existbetweenyour 
own  quotation  above,  and  the  head- 
ing or  title  by  which  it  is  preceded  ?" 
My  answer  is,—"  You  shall  know  in 
good  time."  It  was  a  maxim  of  an 


old  friend  of  mine,  that  more  inform- 
ation was  often  to  be  had  by  list- 
ening than  by  asking  questions  ,•  and 
the  maxim  is  of  peculiar  value  to 
those  who  wish  to  get  credit  for 
knowing  many  things,  of  which  they 
really  know  no  more  than  Lord  Al- 
thorp  of  finance,  Lord  Grey  of  theo- 
logy, (although  he  can  make  bishops,) 
Hunt  of  modesty,  Lord  J.  Russell  of 
constitutional  reform,  or  O'Connell 
of  the  manners,  principles,  or  cou- 
rage of  a  gentleman.  To  ask  ques- 
tions is  to  proclaim  your  ignorance, 
and  what  man  of  the  world  will  com- 


Irish  Scenery  ;  and  other  Things  Irish. 


380 

mit  so  great  a  mistake  ?  Let  him 
wait  awhile,  and  things  will  come 
out  of  themselves.  I  was  acquaint- 
ed twenty  years  with  a  man  whom 
I  never  suspected  of  being  ignorant 
of  the  dead  languages,  he  always 
contrived  so  well  to  appear  to  feel 
the  application  of  a  classic  quota- 
tion. If  addressed  to  him  in  con- 
versation, he  gave  a  significant  nod  of 
the  head — a  "  very  true" — "  nothing 
more  just" — "  quite  apt" — a  smile 
gave  qualified  assent,  and  sometimes 
he  has  had  even  the  hardihood  to 
venture  on  a  decided  laugh !  How 
he  managed  the  matter  I  cannot  tell, 
unless  that  with  the  eye  of  an  ana- 
tomist he  watched  the  action  of  the 
muscles  of  the  face,  connecting  them 
with  the  passion  or  sentiment  ex- 
pressed, or  that  he  was  fortunate  in 
happy  equivocation  :  deaf  people  do 
wonders  this  way,  and  why  may  not 
the  same  be  the  instinctive  property 
of  ignorance  ? 

The  poet's  mystified  definition  of 
the  charm  of  simplicity  in  the  female 
costume,  will  be  fully  understood  by 
the  lover  of  Nature  transporting  him- 
self from  trimly  dressed  and  ultra- 
ornate  England,  to  the  less  cultiva- 
ted, but  more  various  and  strongly 
characteristic  scenery  of  Ireland.  If 
the  stirring  interest  of  human  life 
consists,  in  a  great  degree,  of  ungra- 
tified  wishes,  in  like  manner,  much 
of  the  interest  of  Irish  scenery  arises 
from  the  same  cause.  In  England, 
Art  has  done  so  much,  that  she  has 
become  more  than  the  "  handmaid" 
of  Nature — she  has  subdued  her  mis- 
tress to  her  own  power,  and  so  co- 
vered her  in  her  own  livery,  that 
scarcely  any  distinction  subsists  be- 
tween them.  The  alternations  of 
the  waste  and  the  cultivated,  of  plea- 
sure and  surprise,  cease  to  affect  us ; 
the  power  of  contrast  is  lost  in  the 
uniform  continuity  of  the  richest 
cultivation,  and  the  feelings  of  the 
traveller  are  reduced  to  a  state  of 
quietude,  like  the  becalmed  waters, 
losing  in  rest  the  animation  constitu- 
ting sublimity.  Look  at  the  scenery 
of  England  (proper),  and  if  asked 
what  you  would  add  to  its  richness, 
you  would  answer — "  Nothing."  If 
asked  how  you  would  increase  its 
more  striking  effect,  you  would 
probably  reply,  by  reducing  the  ex- 
uberance of  art,  which  encumbers 
and  imparts  sameness  to  its  aspect* 


[Feb. 


This  illustrates  the  power  of  simpli- 
city in  the  personal  decoration  of  a 
female. 

Travelling  in  England  awakens  less 
of  the  springs  of  dramatic  interest — 
will  engage  the  passions  less  than 
travelling  in  Ireland,  where  the  dark 
bleak  bog  and  moor  contrast  with  the 
vivid  green  of  her  beautiful  fields ; 
the  lofty  mountains,  the  lesser  undu- 
lating hills,  and  sequestered  vallies — 
the  intermixture  of  severest  sterility 
with  tracts  of  pasturage,  which,  in 
native  strength  of  production,  fattens 
an  ox  to  the  acre — the  wild  woods 
too  scantily  relieving  the  heathery 
sides  of  the  mountains — the  clear  and 
sparkling  streams — the  generally  re- 
spectable and  often  noble  rivers,  pas- 
toral all ;  and  the  numerous  lakes, 
diverse  and  multiform  in  size,  and 
shape,  and  beauty,  cast  over  the  sur- 
face of  Ireland.  Then  the  Danish 
raths  or  forts,  crowning  almost  every 
eminence ;  the  relics  of  old  chapels 
mocking  calculation  of  their  dates, 
and  surrounded  by  the  tumuli  of  a 
race  who  seem  destined  never  to 
find  repose  but  in  death  ;  the  round 
towers  equally  mocking  antiquarian 
conjecture  of  their  uses  ;  the  proud 
monastic  ruins  that,  relatively  to  the 
state  of  society,  still  proclaim  the 
gorgeous  temporalities  of  the  Church 
before  the  period  of  the  Reformation, 
and  in  the  rich  and  happy  choice  of 
their  sites,  tell  of  the  superior  wealth, 
power,  and  worldly  enjoyments  of 
the  Popish  priesthood  through  all  its 
orders.  At  various  points  of  view 
the  high  lonely  castle,  and  quadran- 
gular towers,  within  whose  strong 
and  gloomy  walls  the  rude  Chiefs  or 
Toparchs  of  ancient  days  lived  in  re- 
ciprocal fear  and  hatred,  snatching 
their  physical  enjoyments  from  the 
steeled  grasp  of  danger,  and  main- 
taining their  feverish  and  hazardous 
existence — their  constantly  disputed 
and  barbarous  dominion,  by  interna- 
tional warfare  !  Such  inanimate  me- 
morials of  the  barbaric  ages,  can 
scarcely  be  said  to  meet  the  eye  of 
a  traveller  in  England.  Splendid  and 
interesting  remains  of  "  the  olden 
time"  are  there,  but  they  are  those 
(even  the  remotest)  of  a  state  of  ci- 
vilisation to  which  Ireland  has  not  yet 
arrived,  and  never  will  while  Doyles 
and  O'Connells  spring  up  in  her  soil, 
and  we  have  rulers  who  regard  the 
Christianity  of  the  Reformation  as 


1832.] 


Ii-ish  Scenery  ;  and  other  Things  Irish. 


little  as  they  do  the  OATH  of  their 
KING.  Unhappily  Ireland  abounds 
in  the  moral  evidences  of  a  barbarity 
which  has  not  yet  passed  away,  and 
which,  with  the  help  of  Popery,  pro- 
mises to  bid  defiance  to  the  generally 
subduing  influence  of  time,  upon 
whose  backward  path  we  shall  cast 
a  furtive  glance. 

It  is  now  nearly  three  centuries 
since  SPENCER  the  poet  lived   and 
wrote.     He  bore  evidence  to  the  na- 
tural beauties  of  Ireland  in  his  day : 
its  topographical  aspect  he  thus  de- 
scribes.    "  And  sure  it  is  yet  a  most 
beautiful  and  sweet  country  as  any  is 
under  heaven,  being  stored  through- 
out with  many  goodly  rivers,  reple- 
nished with  all  sorts  of  fish  most 
abundantly,  sprinkled  with  very  many 
sweet  islands,  and  goodly  lakes,  like 
little  inland  seas,  that  will  carry  even 
ships  upon  their  waters ;  adorned 
with  goodly  woods,  even  fit  for  build- 
ing or  houses  and  ships,  so  commo- 
diously,  as  that  if  some  princes  in 
the  world  had  them,  they  would  soon 
hope  to  be  lords  of  all  the  seas,  and 
ere  long  of  all  the  world."     The  ri- 
vers and  lakes   remain  in  spite  of 
their  proprietors,  but,  for  the  most 
part,  the   woods  have  disappeared 
before  the  advances  of  modern  lux- 
ury and  extravagance.     There  are 
still,  however,  many  districts  where- 
in the  bold  and  continuous  woods 
delight  the  eyes  of  the  traveller  for 
miles  together.  Whoever  follows  the 
course  of  the  Suire,  as  I  have,  from 
"  sweet  Clonmel"  to  "  rich  Water- 
ford,"  as  they  are  named  by  Spencer, 
will  see  even  yet,  maugre  the  devast- 
ations   of  the  axe,   the  mountains 
clothed  from  their  bases  to  their  lofty 
summits,  with  trees  chiefly  of  the 
monarch  oak,  viewing  themselves, 
Narcissus-like,  in  the  mirror  of  the 
beauteous  Suire,  those  on  the  imme- 
diate banks  dipping  their  pendent 
branches  in  her  clear  and  full-flowing 
waters.     Magic  powers  of  mental  as- 
sociation, that  fill  up  the  wide  and 
jdeep  spaces  of  time,  and  bring  to  the 
heart  and  memory  of  age  the  warm 
rush  of  juvenile  feeling  and  circum- 
stances! I  cannot  name  Clonmel, and 
the  beautiful  Suire,  and  not  live  again 
over  the  days  of  my  boyhood.  Read- 
er, make  it  your  own  case.  I  went  to 
school  there.    Where  is  my  kind 
master,  honest  Tom    Chaytor,  the 
Quaker,  who  mingled  in  our  sports 


381 

as  a  boy,  yet  never  compromised  his 
authority  and  his  duty  as  a  precept- 
or ;  who  was  obeyed  more  through 
love  than  fear,  and  who  even  in  fear 
was  beloved  ?  Where  is  he  ?  Long 
laid  in  a  grave  which  could  not  en- 
tomb the  memory  of  his  worth ! 
Where  are  my  schoolfellows  ?  Ah ! 
that  is  a  question  nearer  home.  I 
know  not  that  there  live  one  dozen, 
out  of  the  fifty  who  buzzed  in  the 
school-room,  and  shouted  in  the  play- 
ground. I  know  not  if  there  are 
three  individuals,  whose  crispy  locks 
of  youth  are  turned  to  grey,  who 
care  one  straw  whether  all  the  rest 
be  living  or  dead!  how  the  living 
fare,  or  how  the  dead  died !  Such  is 
the  world. 

I  cannot  forget  that  there  first  flash- 
ed on  my  soul  the  lightning  of  a 
Curran's  eloquence,Duquery's  calm- 
er advocacy,  Toler's  precision  of  lan- 
guage, Scott's  impudence,  Bully 
Egan's  fierce  aspect  and  storming  en- 
ergy, who  indeed  was  wont  to 

"  Tear  a  passion  to  tatters ;" 

and  more  than  all,  and  above  all, 
Barry  Yelverton,  afterwards  Lord 
Avonmore,  certainly  the  greatest 
man  of  his  day.  Where  are  they 
all  ?  Gone  !  gone  !  gone !  They  have 
escaped  witnessing  the  degradation 
of  their  country  in  the  triumphs  of 
Popery;  the  degradation  of  the  bar  in 
the  prostitution  of  its  honours — and 
I  have  lived  to  see  all. 

What  a  picture  of  life,  now  obso- 
lete, did  an  assize  week  then  pre- 
sent!  Those  who  think  that  the 
judges,  the  sheriff,  the  counsel  and 
attorneys,  the  jurors,  grand  and  petit, 
the  criminals  and  their  accusers,  &c., 
constituted  all  that  was  necessary  to 
a  "  general  jail  delivery,"  are  great- 
ly mistaken.  There  were  other 
classes  whose  attendance  was  indis- 
pensable, not  merely  to  "  the  head 
and  front,"  but  to  the  head  and  feet 
of  justice ;  these  were  the  hair-dress- 
ers and  shoe-blaclts,  a  race  now  ex- 
tinct, and  who,  from  Dublin,  (par 
excellence,)  went  circuit  as  regularly 
as  did  those  whose  extremities  of 
understanding  they  so  materially  as- 
sisted to  furnish.  The  French  Revo- 
lution of  1789,  was,  indeed  a  revolu- 
tion to  them,  and  they  have  feeling 
cause  to  curse  crops  a  la  Brutus  and 
long  pantaloons.  But  I  have  taken 
an  excursion  out  of  the  direct  road, 


382  Irish  Scenery  ;  and 

for  which,  Mr  Editor,  I  beg  your  and 
your  readers'  pardon. 

More  southerly  still,  there  are  the 
noble  woods  which  fringe  the  banks 
of  the  Blackwater,  the  prime  charm 
of  the  scenery  of  Lismore  :  those  of 
Shillela,  in  the  county  Wicklow,  are 
identified  with  the  pugnacity  of  the 
Irish  character.  Wicklow !  beauti- 
ful county  !  who  that  has  visited 
that  Eden  of  Ireland,  can  refuse  to 
it  the  application  of  the  following 
description  from  the  "Fairy  Queen  ?" 
"  Fresh  shadows  fit  to  shroud  from  sun- 
ny ray  ; 

Fair  lawns  to  take  the  sun  in  seasons  due ; 
Sweet  springs  in  which  a  thousand 

nymphs  did  play  ; 

Soft  rumbling  brooks,  that  gentle  slum- 
bers drew  ; 
High-reared  mounts,  the  lands  about  to 

view  ; 

Low-looking  dales,  disloign'd  from  com- 
mon gaze ; 

Delightful  bowers,  to  solace  lovers  true; 
False  labyrinth,  fond  runners'  eyes  to  daze ; 
All  which,  by  Nature  made,  did  Nature's 

self  amaze." 

Let  no  Englishman,  who  visits 
Dublin  in  summer,  and  who  has 
three  days  to  spare,  and  five  pounds 
in  his  pocket,  incur  the  reproach  of 
not  having  seen  the  county  Wick- 
low, from  Enniskerry  to  Rathdrum. 
He  will  find  on  the  road  moral 
points  of  contemplation  for  his  mind, 
as  well  as  the  beautiful  and  pictu- 
resque in  nature  to  delight  his  eye, 
Owing  to  the  cares  of  a  good  and  re- 
ligious landlord,  Enniskerry  is  now, 
not  only  one  of  the  handsomest,  if 
not  the  most  handsome,  village  in 
Ireland,  but  also  the  happiest ;  for, 
owing  to  the  untired  zeal  and  pasto- 
ral labours  of  its  exemplary  rector, 
the  Reverend  ROBERT  DALY,  it  is  the 
freest  from  the  ordinary  vices  of  so- 
ciety. The  word  of  God  has  been 
diligently  sown  in  it,  and  its  fruits 
are  manifest — industry,  sobriety,  reli- 
gious feeling,  and,  necessarily,  peace, 
are  in  its  dwellings;  the  same  bless- 
ings pervade  the  whole  of  the  reve- 
rend gentleman's  parish,  and  the 
demeanour  and  appearance  of  its 
people  scarcely  permit  one  to  be- 
lieve that  he  is  in  Ireland.  The  town 
of  Bray  is  but  three  miles  from  En- 
niskerry— the  parishes  join,  yet  they 
exhibit  the  strongest  moral  contrast ; 
and  why?  Perhaps  it  is,  that  the 
jector  of  the  former  is  one  of  those 


other  Things  Irish.  [Feb. 

liberals  of  the  Church  who  see  little 
or  no  difference  between  the  creeds 
of  the  Protestant  and  Roman  Catho- 
lic— one  of  those  shepherds  who  can 
perceive  no  distinction  between  the 
black  sheep  and  the  white;  if  so, 
who  can  wonder  that  the  character- 
istics of  Popery  prevail  ? 

The  Dargle,  one  of  those  roman- 
tic glens  with  which  the  county 
Wicklow  abounds,  lies  close  by  En- 
niskerry— I  need  not  describe  it. 
The  next  point  of  moral  reflection  is 
Tenehinch,  the  beautifully  situated 
residence  of  that  once  boast  and 
glory  of  Ireland,  the  late  Right  Ho- 
nourable HENRY  GRATTAN.  Pause, 
traveller,  on  the  little  bridge  that 
fronts  Tenehinch-house.  On  your 
left  hand,  the  lawn  is  divided  by  the 
beautiful  pastoral  stream  wherein 
its  late  master  was  wont  to  lave  his 
limbs  every  morning,  winter  and 
summer:  the  mansion  is  a  modest 
one,  but  it  was,  what  it  is  not  now, 
the  domestic  temple  of  a  great 
mind.  It  was  originally  an  inn,  and 
there  are  yet  living  those  who  have 
had  in  it  "  entertainment  for  man 
and  horse."  The  purchase  of  it  was 
among  the  first  fruits  of  the  L.50,000, 
the  national  composition  in  payment 
of  the  full  debt  of  national  gratitude 
for  the  equivocal  benefits  of  1782. 
The  last  time  that  I  stood  on  that 
bridge,  leaning  on  its  battlement, 
and  looking  at  the  house,  a  tide  of 
interesting  recollections  rushed  on 
my  mind ;  the  various  situations  in 
which  I  had  seen  that  man  so  pro- 
minently and  honourably  identified 
with  the  history  of  his  country, 
passed  in  array  before  me.  His  name 
and  portraits  in  the  magazines  of 
that  day,  combined  with  "  free 
trade,"  and  "  the  volunteers,"  were 
familiar  to  my  boyhood.  At  a  more 
advanced  period  I  listened  to  him, 
the  Demosthenes  of  the  Irish  House 
of  Commons,  and  every  passion  ac- 
knowledged the  irresistible  powers 
of  his  eloquence.  In  1798  he  was 
suspected  of  the  O'  Connellism  of 
that  period  —  the  unnatural,  and 
therefore  improbable,  wish  to  de- 
stroy his  own  political  creation — 
the  independent  federal  connexion 
between  Great  Britain  and  Ireland; 
his  portraits  were  removed  from 
their  places  of  honour — his  name 
erased  from  the  Privy-Council,  and 
hie  person  all  but  proscribed  1  And 


1832.] 


Irish  Scenery}  and  other  Things  Irish. 


what  was  his  offence  ?  No  greater,  I 
solemnly  believe,  than  that  now  of 
the  King's  Lieutenant — suffering  the 
enemies  of  England  a  too  easy  access 
to  his  closet.  He  was  not  a  United 
Irishman ;  but  a  man  who  was,  and 
who  recently  and  publicly  boasted 
of  the  treason,  is  a  privy-counsellor, 
a  newly  appointed  Lord-Lieutenant 
of  a  county  where  almost  all  were 
United  Irishmen,  and  the  bosom 
friend  of  the  Irish  Viceroy  !  I  was  in 
the  gallery  of  the  House  of  Commons 
the  memorable  morning  when  the 
exile  of  obloquy,  not  of  guilt,  re-en- 
tered the  theatre  of  his  patriotic  fame, 
to  revivify  his  wasted  fires  at  the  altar 
of  his  country,  and  save  from  its 
grave  the  constitution  which  he  had 
nursed  in  its  cradle.  The  ravages  of 
ingratitude  and  calumny  were  visi- 
ble in  his  attenuated  person  and  fee- 
ble steps ;  he  was  supported  to  the 
Speaker's  chair  by  two  compatriots, 
like  himself  now  no  more ;  strong 
dramatic  effect  gave  all  its  aids  to  the 
scene — never  shall  I  forget  it !  The 
morning's  twilight  mingled  with  the 
flickering  of  the  expiring  lamps; 
the  members,  at  either  side  of  the 
House,  occupying  the  back  benches, 
were  struggling  with,  or  had  yield- 
ed to,  a  temporary  repose  :  but  the 
sound  of  Grattan's  name  was  elec- 
tric; the  whisper  of  his  approach 
was,  in  its  effect,  as  the  blast  of  the 
trumpet — every  reclining  head  was 
raised,  every  eye  open  to  attention. 
The  privilege  of  being  seated  while 
he  spoke  yielded  to  his  weakness  ; 
his  speech  on  that  occasion — all  that 
followed — is  matter  of  history.  Grat- 
tan,  Saurin,  Plunkett,  Bushe — all  the 
new  allies  of  Irish  independence  (so 
called)  vainly  brought  their  great  ta- 
lents to  the  contest ;  the  friends  of 
permanent  British  connexion  sup- 
ported the  legislative  union  in  the 
full  principles  and  solemn  compacts 
of  Protestant  ascendency.  Those 
principles  have  been  abandoned,  the 
contracts  have  been  broken ;  Protest- 
ants are  depressed,  if  not  actually 
persecuted ;  Roman  Catholics  are 
cherished  and  elevated.  But  for  this 
distinction  it  could  not  be  known 
that  there  is  a  government  in  Ire- 
land ;  and  if  the  policy  that  now  fa- 
tally rules  the  King's  councils  be  not 
soon  and  utterly  reversed,  it  needs 
not  the  prophetic  gift  to  perceive,  in 
the  lurid  vista  of  no  distant  time, 


383 

the  desolation  of  Ireland,  or  her  se- 
paration from  the  British  Imperial 
crown. 

I  next  saw  him  returned  member 
for  Dublin  in  the  Imperial  Parlia- 
ment, where,  until  his  death,  he  was 
faithful  to  imperial  interests.  Can  the 
same  be  said  of  his  sons  ?  Let  public 
opinion  answer.  The  old  patriot 
rode  once  more  on  popular  favour — 
an  unsteady  and  capricious  support, 
and  never  better  nor  more  finely  de- 
scribed than  by  the  late  Lord  Avon- 
more,  in  his  place  in  the  Irish  House 
of  Lords,  and  in  reference  to  Mr 
Grattan  (as  well  as  I  recollect)  while 
placed  in  political  abeyance.  In  the 
Imperial  Parliament  he  had  honestly 
denounced  a  French  party  existing 
in  this  country.  The  O'Connell  lea- 
ven was  then  beginning  to  work 
among  the  Roman  Catholic  rabble, 
and  on  Mr  Grattan's  second  election 
his  life  was  assailed  by  the  wretches 
who  now  worship  the  arch-agitator 
of  Ireland's  peace;  it  was  attempted 
to  throw  him  over  the  battlements  of 
one  of  the  bridges  into  the  river,  and 
with  difficulty,  and  some  bruises,  he 
escaped  to  his  house  in  Stephen's 
Green  —  such  the  vicissitudes  of  a 
political  life  !  Were  he  alive  now, 
his  noble  attributes  would  avail  him 
nothing  in  a  competition  with  the 
vulgar  beastly-minded  Popish  dema- 
gogue, whose  legislative  nominee  one 
of  his  sons  has  descended  to  become. 

Here  terminated  the  peristrephic 
images  of  his  public  life,  while  I 
looked,  and  thought,  and  heard  the 
murmuring  of  the  type  of  passing 
time  which  flowed  beneath  me.  But 
my  recollections  did  not  end  here. 
The  private  and  social  hours  of  a 
great  man  are  always  deeply  inte- 
resting, and  one  loves  to  see  him  di- 
vested of  the  rigid  panoply  in  which 
he  appears  before  the  public  eye, 
and  his  mind  and  manners  at  ease, 
and  in  the  free  action  allowed  by 
the  dishabille  of  conversation  at  his 
own  or  a  friend's  table.  That  ad- 
vantage was  among  the  social  gems 
of  my  life.  I  passed  a  summer  in 
Mr  Grattan's  beautiful  vicinage,  and 
had  the  honour  of  dining  with  him 
at  Tenehinch  in  a  small  and  select 
circle.  He  was  very  temperate  of 
table  enjoyment.  His  conversation, 
although  perfectly  easy,  partook  of 
the  epigrammatic  character  of  his 
public  speaking.  Mr  Hardy,  the  bio- 


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334 

grapher  of  the  Earl  of  Charlemont, 
or  rather  the  historian  of  that  noble- 
man's times,  was  of  the  party.  He 
lodged  in  the  neighbourhood  under 
distressing  circumstances  of  every 
kind  :  he  was  engaged  in  two  labours 
at  the  time,  both  not  pursued  with 
equal  assiduity.  He  was  writing  his 
life  of  Lord  Charlemont,  while  he 
was  the  tender  and  affectionate  nurse 
and  guardian  of  a  demented  wife; 
the  first  was  often  and  willingly  in- 
termitted, the  second  never ;  he  and 
the  object  of  his  cares  are  both  gone 
off  the  scene.  Poor  Hardy — he  was 
faithful  to  his  party,  and  zealous  in 
its  service.  His  character  gave  him 
more  weight  with  the  public  than 
other  men  derived  from  their  wealth 
and  connexions  ;  as  a  speaker,  how- 
ever, he  ranked  but  in  the  second 
class.  He  shared  with  Mr  Grattan  the 
patronage,  in  early  life,  of  the  Earl 
of  Charlemont,  both  having  been  in- 
troduced  into  the  Irish  Parliament 
by  that  nobleman,  who,  in  this  way, 
practically  refuted  Lord  John  Rus- 
sell's arguments  against  nomination 
boroughs ;  and  should  the  Reform 
Bill  pass,  to  the  extinction  of  those 
nurseries  and  asylums  of  talent, 
farewell  to  the  political  patronage 
of  modest  merit,  statistical  know- 
ledge, and  high-minded  integrity : 
the  vulgar,  the  impudent,  the  bust- 
ling and  the  brutal  panders  to  the 
popular  passions  and  prejudices,  will 
acquire  the  ascendant.  Hardy  shared 
the  too  common  lot  of  those  who 
will  not  or  know  not  how  to  make 
their  public  principles  subservient 
to  their  private  interests — he  lived 
for  a  long  time  poor,  andd  ied  poor. 
The  same  shameful  and  cruel  ne- 
glect of  the  useful  partisan  is  carried 
into  our  own  day:  but  it  must  be 
acknowledged  that  it  is  monopolized 
here,  in  Ireland,  by  the  Protestant 
party.  The  assailants  of  our  insti- 
tutions pay  their  instruments  well 
— there  is  no  lack  of  liberality,  as  the 
O'Connell  tribute  testifies  ;  while, 
on  the  side  where  wealth  most 
abounds,  and  where  all  is  at  issue 
to  defend,  pockets  appear  to  be  her- 
metically sealed,  and  words  to  be 
accounted  the  only  coin  of  patriot 
currency.  But  let  me  bring  Hardy 
and  the  reader  back  to  the  circle  at 
Tenehinch. 

It  was  fortunate  that  Mr  Hardy 
Was  of  the  company ;  he  assisted  to 


IFeb. 


call  Mr  Grattan' s  happiest  powers 
into  play;  each  prompted  the  other 
to  political  recollections,  and  the  se- 
cret history  of  transactions  in  which 
both  were  concerned.  I  was  a  de- 
lighted listener.  Hardy  played  se- 
cond fiddle  ;  but  he  appeared  neces- 
sary to  the  first.  Grattan,  I  thought, 
played  the  patron  a  little,  but  with  a 
delicate  touch.  Between  them  they 
produced  an  harmonic  combination 
of  personal  anecdote  and  political 
circumstance,  which  I  can  never 
hope  again  to  be  equalled.  Mr  Grat- 
tan reclined  on  a  sofa — the  vivacity 
of  his  mind  affected  his  body,  which 
was  in  continual  motion  and  change 
of  position.  He  was  Voltairean  in 
appearance  and  in  wit ;  but  he  par- 
took nothing  of  the  irreligion  and 
immorality  of  the  philosopher  of 
Ferney.  Mr  Grattan  was  a  Christian 
of  the  Reformation.  He  twisted  and 
gesticulated  as  if  in  the  throes  of 
thought ;  but  if  the  mountain  was  in 
labour,  it  always  produced  a  gigan- 
tic birth — apolitical  or  philosophical 
maxim  of  the  first  order,  was  offered 
to  the  admiration  and  instruction  of 
his  hearers.  I  never  so  much  wished 
the  movement  of  time  to  be  suspend- 
ed ;  I  never  heard  with  such  chagrin 
the  hour  strike,  which  warned  me 
that  I  ought  to  take  my  leave. 

I  did  take  leave,  and  departed  on 
my  way  home.  It  was  a  fine  moon- 
light night — the  way  led  by  a  back 
field,  (not  the  public  road,)  and 
through  the  romantic  glen,  the  Dar- 
gle.  My  host — splendid  being  !  went 
forth  to  put  me  in  the  pathway — his 
head  was  uncovered — it  was  intel- 
lect personified— and  his  eye  as  a 
star  which  could  lend  light  to  other 
planets,  but  never  needing  to  bor- 
row, nor  admitting  of  eclipse.  The 
moon  shone — he  shone  brighter.  He 
accompanied  me  to  the  extreme  gate 
of  the  Dargle,  more  than  an  English 
mile,  bareheaded  as  he  was.  His 
chief  theme  was  Hardy  and  the 
book  he  was  writing ;  and  I  thought 
I  could  collect,  that  his  humble 
friend  was  more  the  amanuensis 
than  the  author.  "  Hardy  is  a  man 
of  talent,  and  I  think  his  work  will 
shew  it;  but  he  is  an  idle  fellow, 
and  requires  the  lash  of  the  slave- 
driver  to  quicken  his  work.  He  must 
live  the  days  of  Lord  Charlemont  to 
write  Lord  Charlemont's  life.  It  is 
to  him  as  a  schoolboy's  task— any 


1832.] 


Irish  Scenery  ;  and  other  Things  Irish. 


thing  and  every  thing  will  draw  him 
from  it.  Hardy  is  an  Epicurean,  with 
a  Stoic's  self-denial ;  but  it  is  on  the 
enforcement  of  necessity.  His  will 
goes  along  with  enjoyment,  and  he 
is  ever  ready  to  sip  the  honey  of  life 
wherever  it  is  to  be  found.  Poor 
Hardy  !  poor  Hardy  !  I  fear  his  own 
life  will  end  before  that  of  Lord 
Charlemont  will  begin;  and  we  must 
all  be  at  the  mercy  of  that  History, 
which  may  be  only  acquainted  with 
our  faults,  or  unwilling  to  confess 
our  virtues — if  we  had  them." 

Such  was  the  rich  strain  of  intel- 
lectual treasures  which  this  great 
man  poured  forth  to  the  ear  of  a 
very  humble  auditor  and  companion, 
his  eye — his  powerful  eye — occa- 
sionally flashing  to  the  moonbeam, 
while  the  gentle  rustling  of  the  trees, 
at  either  side  of  the  glen,  and  the 
murmur  of  the  stream,  urging  its 
broken  way  through  the  rocks  at  the 
depth  beneath,  were  the  under  ac- 
companiments which  inanimate  na- 
ture furnished  to  the  emanations  of 
one  of  the  most  powerful  minds  that 
Ireland  ever  produced.  At  the  ex- 
treme gate  we  parted — he  returned 
home  by  the  same  way,  probably,  as 
it  is  said  was  his  custom,  rehearsing 
some  Parliamentary  oration  to  the 
oaks,  the  rocks,  and  rushing  floods, 
meet  auditors  of  his  gigantic  corres- 
pondent and  sympathetic  eloquence. 

When  I  last  saw  him — Heavens, 
what  a  change  !  He  was  stricken  by 
the  hand  of  the  Destroyer.  It  was  a 
little  before  he  went  to  Parliament, 
for  the  last  time,  to  offer  his  final  sa- 


385 

crifice  on  the  altar  of  consistency, 
and  lay  down  his  life  for  a  cause  and 
a  people-^-the  one  the  bane  of  the 
country,  the  other  never  grateful  for 
a  benefit  received,  and  never  un- 
vengeful  for  one  denied.  I  went  to 
Tenehinch,  not  expecting  to  see  him, 
but  to  enquire  after  his  health.  Ac- 
cident presented  him  to  my  aggrie- 
ved view;  he  was  slowly  and  tot- 
teringly  pacing  along  a  walk  at  the 
southern  aspect  of  the  house.  It  was 
warm  summer,  yet  he  appeared  win- 
ter-chilled. The  blood  was  gradu- 
ally retreating  to  its  last  citadel.  He 
was  enveloped  in  an  old  threadbare 
cloak — ho  was  unshaven — hiseyehad 
lost  its  lustre — the  power  of  recog- 
nition was  faint ;  but  when  I  was  na- 
med, his  spirit  rallied,  and  he  said 
something  as  like  his  former  self,  as 
the  shadow  could  be  like  the  sub- 
stance. Delicacy  forbade  to  prolong 
the  painful  interview,  and  I  parted 
from  him  for  ever !  He  went,  Cur- 
tius-like,  draining  the  last  dregs  of 
life,  to  the  performance  of  a  mista- 
ken duty,  and  to  a  grave  that  he 
knew  was  open  to  him.  His  apothe- 
osis is  among  the  departed  greatness 
of  England — he  has  taken  his  place 
of  everlasting  rest  among  the  heroes, 
sages,  and  statesmen,  who  have  con- 
tributed to  the  strength  and  glory  of 
the  empire,  although  the  phantom, 
an  aerial  one,  which  he  pursued,  but 
lived  not  to  catch,  is  now  working  to 
her  weakness,  humiliation,  and  per- 
haps her  ruin.  Political  idol  of  my 
Smth !  Splendid,  but  mistaken  man ! 
ENRY  GRATTAN,  farewell ! 


VOL.  XXXI.     NO.  CXCI. 


586 


A  Creation  of  Peers 


[Feb. 


A  CREATION  OF  PEERS. 


MUCH  as  we  have  already  written 
on  the  Reform  Bill,  anxiously  as  we 
have  contemplated  it  in  all  its  bear- 
ings, the  magnitude  of  the  subject  is 
such,  that  our  only  difficulty  has 
been  to  compress  the  considerations 
which  suggest  themselves.  Such  is 
the  force  of  the  argument  against 
the  change,  that  it  will  admit  of  al- 
most any  concession,  and  becomes 
daily  more  powerful  the  longer  the 
subject  is  considered. 

The  debate  in  the  House  of  Lords 
brought  out  one  leading  feature  in 
the  measure,  to  which  sufficient  at- 
tention has  never  yet  been  paid,  and 
which,  in  fact,  could  not  be  enlarged 
on  with  confidence  till  the  legal  opi- 
nions which  were  then  delivered 
from  the  highest  authority  had  be- 
come public.  This  is  the  unparallel- 
ed confiscation  of  private  property 
which  it  threatens  to  produce,  and 
the  fatal  blow  at  the  tenure  of  every 
species  of  individual  right  which  it 
promises  to  inflict. 

It  was  urged  as  a  serious  objec- 
tion to  the  Bill  in  the  House  of  Com- 
mons, that  it  went  to  disfranchise 
boroughs  to  an  immense  extent, 
without  any  compensation  to  the  in- 
dividuals who  now  held  the  free- 
hold ;  that  this  was  a  private  right 
of  great  value,  as  was  evinced  by  the 
anxiety  with  which  it  was  sought  to 
be  taken  from  them  by  the  reform- 
ing party ;  that  they  openly  boasted 
that  they  had  gained  all  that  the  bo- 
roughmongershad  lost;  that  the  free- 
hold being  private  property,  could 
not,  on  the  first  principles  of  justice, 
be  taken  away  without  an  equivalent; 
and  that  if  the  precedent  were  once 
established  of  confiscating  individual 
rights,  upon  the  ground  of  public 
advantage,  there  was  no  limit  could 
be  assigned  to  the  extent  to  which 
the  invasion  of  property  might,  on 
the  same  principles,  be  carried. 

To  this  it  was  replied,  on  the  part 
of  administration,  that  all  this  pro- 
ceeded on  a  misconception  of  the 
nature  of  the  right  which  was  thus 
made  the  subject  of  invasion;  that 
it  was  not  private  property,  but  a 
trust  held  for  the  public  behoof,  and 


for  the  administration  of  which  the 
owners  were  answerable  to  the  coun- 
try ;  that  this  trust  had  been  grossly 
abused,  and  had  fallen  into  so  few 
hands  as  to  be  incapable  of  being 
exercised  with  advantage  to  the  pub- 
lic ;  and  therefore  that  there  was  no 
injustice  in  transferring  the  trust  to 
other  hands,  nor  any  claim  for  com- 
pensation at  the  instance  of  the  dis- 
possessed proprietors. 

But  when  the  question  was  car- 
ried to  the  Peers,  the  ground  was 
knocked  from  beneath  this  argu- 
ment by  the  legal  opinions  delivered 
on  the  point  of  law  by  the  great  legal 
authorities  who  were  there  assem- 
bled. Lord  Tenterden  delivered  an 
opinion,  that  the  right  of  the  free- 
holders and  corporations  threatened 
with  destruction  was  both  a  right 
and  a  trust,  and  in  this  he  was  strong- 
ly supported  by  Lord  Chancellor 
Eldon,  who  quoted  Holt  and  Hale  to 
the  same  purpose.  Now,  whatever 
opinion  men  may  entertain  on  the 
merits  of  those  Noble  Lords  as  states- 
men, we  presume  that  as  lawyers 
there  is  none  who  will  gainsay  the 
authority  of  Holt  and  Hale  in  an- 
cient, and  of  Lords  Tenterden  and 
Eldon  in  modern  times — the  greatest 
authorities  in  point  of  law  which  the 
last  or  the  present  age  can  boast. 
The  point,  therefore,  is  fixed :  the 
freehold  rights  threatened  with  dis- 
franchisement  are  both  a  right  and  a 
trust — a  right  in  the  individual  who 
enjoys  it — a  trust  for  the  discharge 
of  a  public  duty. 

Considered  as  a  right,  which  it  is, 
though  blended  with  a  trust,  there- 
fore, the  corporation  freeholds,  or 
the  existing:  rights  which  are  to  be 
disfranchised,  are  as  much  entitled 
to  protection  as  any  other  estate  in 
the  realm — as  the  rights  of  the  Crown, 
the  estates  of  the  Aristocracy,  or  the 
liberties  of  the  Commons.  When 
once  the  law  authorities  declared 
that  such  rights  were  private  pro- 
perty, the  matter  is  at  an  end.  We 
may  blame  the  law,  if  we  please, 
which  conferred  such  rights — we 
may  advocate  the  introduction  of  a 
new  and  more  improved  form  of 


1832.] 


A  Creation  of  Peers. 


387 


government — but  as  long  as  the  prin- 
ciples of  justice  are  attended  to  by 
Government,  the  existing  rights 
which  the  law  has  suffered  to  grow 
up,  and  taken  under  the  cover  of  its 
shield,  cannot  be  overturned  with- 
out compensation  being  given,  or  the 
system  of  revolutionary  confiscation 
openly  adopted. 

This  principle  runs  through  every 
department  of  jurisprudence.  The 
inhabitants  of  a  city  or  a  county  con- 
ceive that  it  would  be  advantageous 
to  have  a  road,  a  canal,  or  a  rail-road 
made  in  a  particular  direction — was 
it  ever  imagined  that  the  public  ex- 
pedience of  making  such  an  improve- 
ment, would  justify  its  projectors  in 
applying  for  an  act  of  Parliament 
authorizing  them  to  seize,  without 
compensation,  the  whole  land  re- 
quired for  its  completion,  even 
though  the  remainder  of  the  pro- 
perty thus  intersected  will  doubtless 
be  greatly  benefited  by  the  change  ? 
Was  ever  such  an  act  of  Parliament 
passed  ?  Does  not  every  act  infrin- 
ging on  private  property  for  the 
public  good,  contain  a  clause  pro- 
viding for  the  indemnification  of 
those  whose  property  is  taken,  and 
laying  down  specific  rules  for  the 
ascertaining  of  its  value,  if  the  par- 
ties cannot  agree  upon  it  without  le- 
gal interference  ?  And  is  this  great 
and  established  principle  of  justice 
to  be  set  at  nought,  merely  because 
the  Ministers  of  the  Crown  happen 
to  be  the  promoters  of  the  measure  ; 
and  an  invasion  of  private  right  in- 
dulged to  the  supreme  authority, 
which  would  not  be  allowed  to  any 
humbler  parties  in  the  realm  ?  The 
principle  of  the  law  of  England  has 
hitherto  been  the  reverse ;  it  was 
the  glory,  and  the  deserved  glory  of 
its  jurisprudence,  that  the  Crown  is 
more  closely  fettered  than  an  ordi- 
nary individual ;  and  that  in  cases 
of  treason,  an  accumulation  of  evi- 
dence is  required  unknown  in  the 
ordinary  transactions  between  man 
and  man :  it  was  reserved  for  a 
Whig  administration  to  reverse  the 
principle,  and  bring  forward  a  mea- 
sure of  spoliation,  without  compen- 
sation, which  would  never  have  been 
tolerated  in  any  court  which  admi- 
nistered the  law,  and  was  governed 
by  the  principles  of  British  justice. 

The  same  just  and  necessary  prin- 
ciple has  regulated  all  the  measures 


of  Government  since  the  Revolution, 
in  legislating  for  the  general  im- 
provement of  the  state.  In  1746,  the 
recent  rebellion  having  demonstra- 
ted the  expedience  of  abolishing  the 
heritable  jurisdictions,  as  they  were 
called,  of  the  chieftains  in  Scotland, 
they  were  extinguished  by  act  of 
Parliament;  but  L.150,000  was  at  the 
same  time  voted,  as  a  compensation 
to  the  dispossessed  proprietors.  At 
the  Irish  Union,  a  great  number  of 
boroughs  in  that  island  were  disfran- 
chised, in  order  to  reduce  the  num- 
ber of  its  members  to  something 
proportioned  to  its  real  importance 
in  the  empire ;  and  a  large  sum  was 
paid  to  the  dispossessed  proprietors, 
as  a  compensation  for  their  loss. 

The  case  of  the  Union  with  Scot- 
land, and  the  recent  disfranchise- 
ment  of  the  40s.  Irish  freeholders, 
by  the  Catholic  Relief  Bill,  are  no 
authority  on  the  other  side.  At  the 
time  of  the  Union  with  England,  the 
right  of  sending  members  to  Parlia- 
ment was  regarded  by  the  Scotch, 
not  as  a  privilege,  but  a  burden  ;  and 
it  was  at  their  own  earnest  entreaty, 
that  the  number  of  their  members 
was  reduced  from  ninety,  which 
was  the  number  proposed  by  the 
English  Government,  to  forty-five,  at 
which  it  was  fixed  by  the  Treaty  of 
Union.  The  Scotch  thought  that  their 
country  could  not  afford  to  send 
more  than  forty-five  gentlemen  to 
London;  and  that  the  burden  of  a 
greater  number  of  representatives 
would  drain  the  kingdom  of  all  its 
precious  metals !  Of  course,  they 
could  have  no  claim  to  compensa- 
tion for  the  loss  of  boroughs  which 
they  esteemed  and  represented  as  so 
burdensome  to  the  country.  So  also 
in  the  case  of  the  confiscation  of  the 
Irish  40s.  freeholders  by  the  Catho- 
lic Bill ;  the  act  was  accompanied  by 
a  great  concession  to  the  Irish  Ca- 
tholics, which,  in  their  opinion,  was 
more  than  worth  the  price  at  which 
it  was  purchased.  The  English  Go- 
vernment said  to  the  Catholics,— 
"  You  have  your  40s.  freeholders, 
and  you  are  excluded  from  places  in 
the  legislature — Will  you  hold  by 
your  freeholders,  and  retain  your  ex- 
clusion, or  give  up  your  freeholders, 
and  be  absolved  from  your  exclu- 
sion ?"  They  replied,—"  We  will 
give  up  our  freeholders,  and  get  quit 
of  the  exclusion."  The  whole  Ca- 


388 


A  Creation  of  Peers. 


[Feb. 


tholics  of  Ireland  were  sensible  that 
the  disfranchisement  of  these  bog- 
trotting  freeholders,  created  for 
mere  political  purposes,  was  an  im- 
mense benefit,  not  only  to  the  coun- 
try generally,  but  the  dispossessed 
freeholders  in  particular,  by  relie- 
ving them  from  a  frequent  collision 
between  their  landlords  and  spiritual 
guides ;  and  accordingly,  the  Catholic 
Relief  Bill,  burdened  as  it  was  with 
the  disfranchising  clause,  was  hailed 
as  an  immense  benefit  by  the  whole 
Catholic  population  ;  and  in  particu- 
lar by  the  great  Agitator,  who  decla- 
red that  it  would  "  reduce  him  from 
a  popular  demagogue  to  a  mere  nisi 
prius  lawyer;"  and  that  after  it  passed, 
"  Othello's  occupation  's  gone."  It 
is  obvious,  therefore,  that  as  the  Ca- 
tholics were  not  only  satisfied  with, 
but  ardently  petitioned  for,  the  Re- 
lief Bill,  clogged  as  it  was  with  the 
disfranchising  clauses,  they  had  made 
their  election,  and  had  no  ulterior 
claim  for  compensation. 

But  the  case  is  totally  different 
with  the  present  Reform  Bill,  which 
is  not  brought  forward  at  the  suit 
or  application  of  the  holders  of  the 
close  boroughs,  to  relieve  them  of 
certain  disadvantages  with  which 
their  situation  is  attended,  but  is  ur- 
ged on -by  other  parties,  not  only 
Avithoiit  the  consent  of  the  freehold- 
ers threatened  with  disfranchise- 
ment, but  against  their  most  strenu- 
ous opposition.  These  parties  do 
not  say,  we  call  on  the  Legislature  to 
relieve  us  of  certain  disabilities,  and 
if  they  do  so,  we  are  willing  to  lose 
our  freeholds;  but  they  strenuously 
resist  the  proposed  disfranchise- 
ment, as  a  confiscation  of  their  birth- 
right, a  destruction  of  their  inherit- 
ance, and  a  violation  of  the  rights 
which  they  hold  by  as  sacred  a  te- 
nure as  the  King  does  his  throne. 
How  can  such  parties  be  deprived 
xvithout  their  consent — nay,  against 
their  will,  of  their  property,  without 
compensation  ?  Does  their  disfran- 
chisement stand  on  the  right  by 
which  a  robber  obtains  the  purse  of 
the  traveller  on  the  highway — 

•  '     '         "  the  simple  plan, 
That  they  should  take   who   have    the 

power, 
And  they  should  keep  who  can." 


If  not,  let  the  legal  or  equitable 
ground  on  which  their  property  is 
taken  away,  without  either  proved 
delinquence  or  compensation,  be  sta- 
ted, for,  assuredly,  none  such  has  hi- 
therto been  brought  forward.  It  is 
quite  in  vain, therefore,  to  disguise  the 
matter.  The  proposed  disfranchise- 
ment, without  compensation,  is  nei- 
ther more  nor  less  than  legislative 
spoliation;  and  as  such  it  will  most 
assuredly  be  stigmatized  by  history. 

Mr  Pitt,  as  all  the  world  knows, 
was  in  early  life,  and  anterior  to  the 
period  when  the  French  Revolution 
had  roused  the  democratic  passions, 
and  totally  changed  the  grounds  on 
which  a  change  in  the  representation 
was  demanded,  a  Reformer.  He  never, 
however,  proposed  the  measure  of 
confiscating  private  property,  with- 
out compensation ;  on  the  contrary, 
he  intended  to  give  full  value  to  all 
the  dispossessed  proprietors.  So  ten- 
der was  this  great  statesman  of  that 
sacred  base  of  all  government,  the 
security  of  vested  rights,  that  he  did 
not  even  venture  to  propose  forcing 
the  acceptance  of  compensation  on 
the  owners  of  the  boroughs  mark- 
ed out  for  disfranchisement,  but  left 
it  to  their  inclination  to  accept  it  or 
not.  "  The  plan  which  he  proposed 
was,  to  transfer  the  right  of  choosing 
representatives  from  thirty-six  of 
such  boroughs  as  had  fallen  into  de- 
cay, to  such  chief  towns  and  cities  as 
were  at  present  unrepresented  ;  that 
a  fund  should  be  provided  for  the 
purpose  of  giving  to  the  owners  and 
holders  of  such  boroughs  as  were 
disfranchised,  an  appreciated  com- 
pensation for  their  property; — that 
the  taking  this  compensation  should 
be  a  voluntary  act  of  the  proprietor, 
and  if  not  taken  at  present,  should 
be  placed  out  at  compound  interest, 
until  it  became  an  irresistible  bait  to 
such  proprietors."*  Mr  Fox  ad- 
mitted the  justice  of  the  principle  of 
compensation,  but  objected  to  the 
mode  laid  down  of  purchasing  the 
boroughs. 

Such  were  the  principles  on  which 
those  giants  of  ancient  days  ap- 
proached the  subject  of  freehold 
qualification;  and  such  the  tender- 
ness of  vestedrights  which  they  evin- 
ced in  all  their  measures  for  amend- 


*Ann,  Reg.  1784,  p.  190. 


1832.]  A  Creation  of  Peers. 

ing  the  representation  of  the  coun-  pensation  ? 
try.  Compare  this  with  the  sweep- 
ing measure  of  the  present  day, 
which,  without  a  shadow  of  com- 
pensation, without  any  proof  of  de- 
linquence,  proposes  to'  disfranchise 
completely  fifty-six,  and,  to  the  ex- 
tent of  one  half,  thirty-one  boroughs  ; 
and  say  which  is  the  work  of  just  and 
cautious  statesmen,  and  which  of 
reckless  and  inconsiderate  innova- 
tors. 

This  argument  is  altogether  inde- 
pendent of  any  alleged  impolicy  or 
inexpediency  in  the  existing  system. 
Let  it  be  admitted  that  the  existing 
system  of  close  boroughs  is  the  most 
prejudicial  that  can  be  conceived — 
that  the  claim  of  the  unrepresented 
towns  for  representation  is  utterly 
irresistible ;  still,  is  that  any  ground 
for  depriving  individuals  of  their  pro- 
perty, without  either  proved  delin- 
quence, or  tendered  compensation, 
in  order  to  accomplish  the  change  ? 
This  is  not  a  question  of  expedience 
or  policy,  it  is  one  of  law  and  justice. 
Law  decides  what  the  nature  of  the 
right  is,  justice  what  the  compensa- 
tion which  should  be  given  for  its 
being  taken  away.  Both  are  wholly 
independent  of  any  considerations  as 
to  the  expedience  and  necessity  of 
the  removal,  and  are  not  diminished 
one  iota  by  the  strongest  case  being 
made  out  for  that  measure  that  can 
be  imagined. 

A  nobleman  has  a  domain  in  the 
neighbourhood  of  a  great  town, 
which  it  is  thought  would  form  an 
eligible  acquisition  to  the  inhabit- 
ants, by  affording  room,  for  their 
exercise  and  recreation.  That  is  a 
good  reason  for  the  citizens  forming 
a  fund  for  the  purchase  of  the  pro- 
perty, and,  if  they  can  make  out  a 
strong  case,  for  applying  to  the  Le- 
gislature to  compel  a  sale,  upon  the 
value  being  tendered  to  the  proprie- 
tor. But  is  that  any  reason  for  con- 
fiscating the  domain  to  the  citizens 
without  any  equivalent  ?  Suppo- 
sing even  that  the  right  had  been 
originally  acquired  by  encroach- 
ment, and  the  title  of  the  owner 
stands  alone  on  prescription  ;  or  that 
it  was  once  vested  in  a  number  of 
proprietors,  and  now  has  fallen  into 
a  few  hands;  still,  is  that  the  slightest 


389 

This  may  be  done  by 
act  of  Parliament  on  the  principle 
of  the  strongest,  just  as  the  same 
authority  may  order  an  innocent  in- 
dividual to  be  beheaded;  but  it  is 
difficult  to  perceive  any  other  prin- 
ciple on  which  it  can  be  founded. 

"  The  freehold  in  the  corpora- 
tions," say  Lord  Holt  and  Hale,  "is 
both  a  property  and  a  trust."  Con- 
sidered as  the  former,  it  cannot  be 
taken  away,  unless  delinquence  is 
proved,  without  an  equivalent;  con- 
sidered as  the  latter,  it  may  justly 
be  forfeited  upon  the  proof  of  guilt. 
Here,  then,  are  the  two  grounds  on 
which  disfranchisement  can  be  le- 
gally rested  :  tendered  compensa- 
tion, or  proved  delinquence.  Let, 
therefore,  the  boroughs  which  Parlia- 
ment thinks  fit  to  abolish,  be  either 
purchased  from  the  owners,  or  dis- 
franchised, like  Grampound  and  East 
Retford,  on  the  ground  of  proved 
corruption ;  but  let  not  a  measure 
be  entertained,  which,  without  either 
the  one  or  the  other,  violates  the 
rights  of  the  subjects  of  the  realm. 

The. extent  to  which  this  arbitrary 
confiscation  is  proposed  to  be  car- 
ried, is  one  of  the  most  enormous 
evils  which  threatens  us  in  these 
days  of  political  peril.  By  the  new 
bill,  about  150  seats  are  to  be  dis- 
franchised in  England  alone.  Sup- 
posing that  each  seat  is  worth,  to  the 
persons  who  now  return  the  mem- 
ber, L.30,000,  which  is  certainly  a 
very  moderate  allowance,  the  value 
of  property  thus  confiscated  in  that 
part  of  the  island  without  equivalent, 
is  L.4,500,000. 

In  Scotland,  the  injustice  is  equal- 
ly crying.  There  are  about  5000 
electors,  according  to1  the  Lord  Ad- 
vocate's statement,  in  Scotland,  of 
which  2500  are  county  freeholders. 
Supposing  each  county  freehold  to 
be  worth  L.800,  which  it  certainly  is 
at  the  very  lowest  computation,  the 
value  of  the  property  thus  destroyed 
is  L.2,000,000.  Taking  into  account 
the  borough  votes  threatened  with 


destruction,  the  property  to  be  sa- 
crificed cannot  be  computed,  at  the 
lowest  rate,  at  less  than  L.2,500,000. 
The  greater  part  of  these  votes  in- 
deed are  not,  strictly  speaking,  de- 
stroyed; they  are  rendered  of  no  va- 


ground  for  taking  away  the  right  of    lue  by  the  immense  addition  made 
the  existing  owner  without  any  com-     to  the  number  of  voters.     Who  will 


A  Creation  of  Peers. 


390 

give  any  thing  for  a  vote  in  any  Scot- 
tish county,  when  it  is  shared  with 
a  mob  of  L.I 0  feuars  in  all  the  villa- 
ges which  it  contains  ? 

This  freehold  property  is  legally 
vested  in  the  present  owners.  It  is 
the  subject  of  marriage  contracts, 
provisions  to  children,  and  all  the 
lasting  obligations  between  man  and 
man.  It  has  all  been  purchased  at 
one  period  or  another  for  full  value. 
It  has  been  recognised  as  legal  pro- 
perty in  innumerable  decisions  of 
the  Court  of  Law,  the  House  of 
Peers,  and  acts  of  Parliament.  If 
property  thus  solemnly  established 
is  to  be  destroyed,  without  an  equi- 
valent,by  the  introduction  of  a  whole 
army  of  new  voters  to  the  benefit  of 
the  privilege  which  constituted  its 
value,  there  is  no  security  for  legal 
rights  in  the  kingdom. 

On  the  same  principle  it  may  be 
maintained,  that  any  other  right 
which  at  present  is  enjoyed  by  an 
individual,  or  a  limited  number  of 
persons,  should  be  spread  over  a 
wider  surface,  and  extended  to  a 
more  numerous  class  in  the  com- 
munity. Why  should  landed  estates 
be  confined  to  the  existing  owners, 
when  so  large  a  portion  of  the  com- 
munity are  suffering  from  want  ?  It 
is  clear  that  the  argument  for  the 
extension  of  the  franchise  is  a  for- 
tiori applicable  to  a  division  of  es- 
tates, by  so  much  more  as  the  en- 
joyment of  actual  property  is  more 
valuable  than  the  acquisition  of  a 
mere  political  privilege.  Why  should 
the  peerage  be  confined  to  four  or 
five  hundred  individuals,  and  not  be 
diffused,  with  all  its  consequent  ad- 
vantages, over  a  larger  portion  of  the 
community  ?  Why  should  the  divi- 
dends be  paid  to  264,000  individuals, 
and  the  benefit  of  these  regular  pay- 
ments be  not  extended,  on  a  princi- 
ple of  funded  reform,  to  every  indi- 
vidual who  pays  taxes  ?  Why  should 
the  crown  remain  on  a  single  head, 
and  not  be  divided,  as  in  France  in 
1789,"  among  1200  sovereigns,  whom, 
as  Catherine  well  said,  no  one  obeyed 
but  the  puppet  on  the  throne?"  These 
consequences  are  disastrous :  they 
will  startle  the  most  thorough  Re- 
former, tending,  as  they  obviously 
do,  to  overthrow  the  whole  fabric 
of  society,  and  for  ever  destroy  the 
glories  of  modern  civilisation :  but 
on  what  principle  are  they  to  be  re- 


[Feb. 


sisted,  if  the  precedent  be  once  ad- 
mitted, that  the  rights  of  so  large  a 
portion  of  the  British  freeholders 
are  to  be  sacrificed  without  either 
proved  delinquence  or  tendered 
compensation,  merely  because  those 
who  do  not  as  yet  possess  that 
species  of  property,  choose  to  as- 
sert that  it  would  be  agreeable  to 
them  that  their  neighbours'  pro- 
perty should  be  divided  for  their 
behoof? 

The  peril  to  funded  property,  if 
this  grand  precedent  of  dividing 
other  people's  estates  be  once  esta- 
blished, is  peculiarly  great,  and 
eminently  worthy  of  consideration 
in  a  commercial  country.  The  pro- 
perty of  money  in  the  funds  is  far 
more  obnoxious,  and  more  likely  to 
be  made  the  object  of  popular  exe- 
cration, than  the  exclusive  privi- 
lege now  vested  in  either  the  Eng- 
lish or  the  Scotch  freeholders.  The 
public  creditor,  literally  speaking, 
lives  upon  the  industry  of  the  peo- 
ple :  he  does  not,  like  the  freeholder, 
merely  exercise  a  privilege  which 
they  are  desirous  to  share  with  him. 
When,  therefore,  the  storm  of  de- 
mocratic fury  is  by  a  revolutionary 
press  directed  against  the  fundhold- 
ers,  as  it  assuredly  will  be,  the  topics 
presented  to  inflame  the  passions  of 
the  people  will  be  infinitely  more 
powerful  than  those  which  have  been 
used  with  such  fatal  effects  against 
the  freeholders.  They  will  say,  "  the 
boroughmonger  debarred  you  from 
a  privilege,  but  the  fundholder  preys 
upon  your  vitals :  in  shaking  him  off, 
you  are  not  demolishing  the  giant 
who  has  chained  you  to  the  earth, 
but  the  vampire  which  sucks  your 
heart'sblood."  When  considerations 
of  this  sort  are  presented  day  after 
day,  month  after  month,  and  year 
after  year,  by  the  daily  press,  to  the 
minds  of  their  indigent  and  squalid 
readers,  can  it  be  deemed  surprising 
if  a  most  vehement  outcry  is  raised 
for  the  destruction  of  the  funds  ? 
And  if  the  grand  precedent  be  once 
established  in  1832,  that  private  pro- 
perty is  to  be  confiscated,  in  obedi- 
ence, not  to  proved  necessity,  or  ad- 
mitted expedience,  but  mere  popu- 
lar outcry,  on  what  principle  can  the 
confiscation  of  funded  property  be 
averted  ? 

There  are  many  persons  who  calm- 
ly contemplate  such  an  event,  and 


1832.] 

flatter  themselves,  because  they  have 
no  money  in  the  funds  themselves, 
that  they  will  escape  unharmed  in 
the  general  wreck  which  such  a  mea- 
sure must  produce.  To  such  per- 
sons we  would  beg  to  make  the  fol- 
lowing observation.  You  are  all 
either  debtors  or  creditors,  landlords 
or  tenants,  buyers  or  sellers,  em- 
ployers or  workmen.  Now,  how  are 
any  of  these  obligations  to  be  dis- 
charged, if  the  funds,  the  great  bank 
of  the  nation,  is  destroyed  ?  How  is 
the  landlord  to  recover  his  rents 
when  the  banks  have  all  broke,  bills 
have  ceased  to  be  discounted,  and 
credit  is  utterly  suspended  by  this 
fatal  measure  ?  How  is  the  tenant 
to  effect  his  sales,  in  the  universal 
consternation  consequent  on  such 
an  event  ?  How  is  the  manufacturer 
to  employ  his  workmen,  when  the 
banks  refuse  his  bills,  and  the  sale  of 
his  produce  is  destroyed  ?  How  is 
the  creditor  to  recover  his  debt,  whe- 
ther in  mortgage  or  chattel,  after  a 
national  bankruptcy  has  destroyed 
his  debtor's  funds?  How  is  the 
debtor  to  get  time  to  discharge  his 
obligations,  when  his  creditor  is  him- 
self pressed  by  overbearing  necessi- 
ty, and  forced  to  exact  the  last  shil- 
ling from  every  one  who  owes  him 
money  ?  It  is  evident  that  all  must 
share  in  the  general  calamity :  the 
rich  by  the  failure  of  tenants  and 
debtors,  the  poor  by  the  stoppage 
of  their  employment,  and  the  cessa- 
tion of  the  market  for  their  indus- 
try. But  let  it  never  be  imagined 
that  the  reality,  the  near  approach 
of  these  perils,  will  deter  the  revolu- 
tionary party  from  then,  as  now,  cla- 
mouring for  the  measures  which  are 
to  occasion  them  :  it  is  the  nature 
of  democratic  ambition,  as  of  every 
other  vehement  passion,  to  be  blind 
to  consequences  :  the  measures  now 
called  for,  the  confiscation  of  free- 
hold property,  now  the  object  of 
such  violent  desire,  will  lead  to  the 
'demolition  of  the  funds,  as  neces- 
sarily, though  perhaps  not  quite  so 
rapidly,  as  that  dreadful  step  will 
spread  famine,  devastation,  and  ruin 
through  every  hamlet  in  the  land. 

Farther,  we  can  see  no  reason 
why  the  nation  generally,  and,  still 
more,  the  dispossessed  proprietors, 
should  be  subjected  to  the  burden 
of  providing  the  fund  which  should 
be  set  apart  for  the  disfranchised 


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391 


proprietors,  Cujus  est  commodum  efus 
debet  esse  onus.  If  an  advantage  is  to 
be  gained  for  the  whole  community, 
it  is  fair  that  the  public  should  pay 
for  it.  But  where  the  advantage  is 
confined  to  a  single  class  of  society, 
that  class,  and  that  class  only,  should 
be  burdened  with  providing  the 
funds  for  a  change,  by  which  it  alone 
is  to  be  benefited.  Here,  then,  is  a 
clear  principle,  on  which  reform  in 
the  representation  may  be  brought 
about,  in  perfect  unison  with  the 
rules  of  justice,  and  in  so  gradual  a 
manner,  as  not  materially  to  en- 
danger (for  every  change  must  to  a 
certain  extent  endanger j  the  institu- 
tions of  society.  Let  the  Legislature 
fix,  upon  a  survey  of  the  unrepre- 
sented towns,  what  number  of  bo- 
roughs should  be  in  all  disfranchised, 
and  let  every  unrepresented  town, 
which  is  desirous  of  members,  make 
up  the  funds,  either  by  subscription 
or  assessment,  requisite  to  indemni- 
fy the  proprietor.  This,  combined 
with  the  gratuitous  disfranchisement 
of  all  boroughs  convicted  of  corrup- 
tion, would  afford  a  direct  inlet  for 
commercial  and  manufacturing  in- 
fluence in  the  Legislature,  fully  as 
rapidly  as  is  consistent  with  the  sta- 
bility of  the  other  institutions  of  the 
country.  It  may  not  be  so  agreeable, 
no  doubt,  to  these  reforming  gentle- 
men to  pay  for  the  franchise  they 
are  desirous  of  acquiring,  as  to  wrest 
it  from  their  neighbours  by  Parlia- 
mentary authority,  without  any  equi- 
valent ;  just  as  it  is  sometimes  not 
so  convenient  to  purchase  an  estate, 
as  to  obtain  a  confiscation  of  it  to 
the  Crown,  and  a  grant  for  nothing 
of  the  confiscated  lands ;  but  if  the 
appearance  even  of  justice  is  to  be 
preserved  in  the  transaction, no  other 
method  of  transfer  can  possibly  be 
adopted;  and  if  it  be  not,  no  estate 
in  the  kingdom,  from  the  Crown 
downwards,  is  held  by  any  other 
than  a  precarious  tenure. 

While  we  are  now  writing,  the 
die  is  probably  cast;  the  Rubi- 
con is  passed  ;  an  unprecedented 
step  is  about  to  be  adopted,  by  a 
violent  exertion  of  the  prerogative 
of  the  Crown ;  the  means  of  effec- 
tual deliberation  is  taken  away  from 
one  branch  of  the  Legislature,  and  a 
precedent  established,  which  leaves 
the  liberties  of  England  at  the  mercy 
of  the  Commons  and  the  Throne. 


39-2 


A  Creation 


When  this  measure  is  to  be  made 
public,  we  know  not;  we  speak  of  the 
step  pressed  upon  Government  by 
the  Reformers,  and  which,  it  is  to  be 
feared,  they  are  noways  unwilling 
to  adopt. 

In  approaching  this  terrible  sub- 
ject, where  strong  expressions  must 
be  used,  if  justice  is  done  to  the 
cause  of  freedom  and  the  constitu- 
tion, it  is  our  earnest  desire  to  avoid 
any  thing  which  is  either  inflamma- 
tory to  the  passions,  or  hurtful  to 
the  feelings.  We  have  no  cause  of 
discord  with  the  Administration,  ex- 
cepting as  subjects  of  the  realm,  and 
interested  in  the  preservation  of  our 
common  country ;  we  say  nothing  of 
them  personally,  and  confine  our- 
selves to  those  public  measures 
which  affect  every  subject,  and  are 
the  property  of  the  annalist  and  the 
historian.  We  address  ourselves  to 
the  Conservative  Party — to  men  who 
venerate  the  constitution,  and  are 
attached  to  the  cause  of  order — who 
know  the  distinction  between  fear- 
less discussion  addressed  to  the  un- 
derstanding, and  inflammatory  topics 
calculated  tor  the  passions — who  feel 
that  their  only  chance  of  salvation  is 
by  a  strict  adherence  to  the  consti- 
tutional means  of  resistance — and 
that  the  adoption  of  violent  stretches 
on  one  side,  is  only  a  reason  why 
they  should  be  avoided  on  the  other. 
We  shall  point  out  the  true  charac- 
ter of  the  measure  which  has  been 
adopted,  and  the  only  means  of 
averting  its  disastrous  consequences 
which  still  remain  to  the  country. 

The  Crown,  it  is  said,  possesses 
the  prerogative  of  creating  Peers, 
and  therefore  the  exercise  of  this 
right  cannot  be  objected  to,  if  vindi- 
cated by  sufficient  reasons  of  state 
necessity.  There  can  be  no  doubt 
that  the  Executive  has  the  power  to 
create  an  hundred  Peers  at  a  time, 
just  as  it  has  the  power  of  ordering 
a  file  of  an  hundred  grenadiers  to 
march  into  the  Chapel  of  St  Ste- 
phen's, or  the  House  of  Lords,  and 
expel  both  branches  of  the  Legisla- 
ture. But  the  question  is,  whether 
the  exercise  of  this  power  is  consti- 
tutional ;  whether  it  is  vindicated  by 
any  precedent,  supported  by  any  ana- 
logy, justified  by  any  expedience  ? 


of  Peers.  [Feb. 

The  only  example  of  a  similar 
stretch,  is  the  creation  of  twelve 
Peers  at  one  time  by  Queen  Anne. 
This  was  done  upon  occasion  of  the 
fall  of  the  Duke  of  Marlborough,  to 
secure  a  majority  against  that  illus- 
trious general  in  the  Upper  House.* 
Such  is  national  gratitude !  The  on- 
ly occasions  on  which  this  stretch 
has  been  attempted  in  English  his- 
tory, have  been  to  secure  the  over- 
throw of  the  two  greatest  benefac- 
tors of  their  country; — of  that  illus- 
trious commander  who  shed  the  ra- 
diance of  glory  over  the  commence- 
ment of  the  eighteenth  century,  and 
that  unconquered  hero,  who  crown- 
ed with  immortal  renown  the  open- 
ing of  the  nineteenth  century— of 
the  victor  of  Louis  XIV.  and  the 
conqueror  of  Napoleon ! 

During  the  most  arbitrary  and  des- 
potic reigns  of  English  history,  no 
such  stretch  of  the  prerogative  was 
ever  attempted.  The  proud  Elizabeth, 
notwithstanding  her  high  ideas  of  the 
royal  prerogative,  never  made  any 
such  attempt;  and  six  Earls  and  eight 
Barons  were  all  that  she  created  du- 
ring a  reign  of  more  than  usual  glory 
of  eight-and-forty  years.  It  was  un- 
known during  the  reigns  of  the  Ed- 
wards and  the  Henrys,  the  Tudors  and 
the  Plantagenets,  and  never  attempt- 
ed, even  when  Ministers  were  most 
pressed,  under  the  House  of  Hanover. 
When  Mr  Fox,  Mr  Burke,  and  Lord 
North,  in  1 784,  had  carried  the  India 
Bill  through  the  Commons,  and  had 
reason  to  anticipate  defeat  and  ruin 
in  the  House  of  Lords,  they  never 
thought  of  such  an  invasion  of  the 
deliberative  powers  of  that  Assem- 
bly. The  haughty  coalition,  notwith- 
standing its  uniting  all  the  most  pow- 
erful parties  in  the  state,  resigned  the 
helm  rather  than  do  what  Earl  Grey 
is  urged  to  do.  The  Duke  of  Wel- 
lington did  not  create  a  single  Peer, 
when  he  had  reason  to  anticipate  a 
defeat  on  the  Catholic  Question  in 
the  House  of  Lords.  It  was  reser- 
ved for  a  Whig  party,  the  vehement 
declaimers  in  favour  of  popular 
rights,  to  urge  the  Crown  to  the 
adoption  of  a  measure  unparalleled, 
save  in  a  single  instance,  in  English 
history ;  to  adopt  and  enlarge  upon 
that  measure  of  their  political  oppo- 


*  Smollett,  II. 


1832.] 


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393 


nents,  on  which  they  had  uniformly 
thrown  the  most  deserved  odium ; 
and  after  having,  for  above  a  centu- 
ry, concurred  with  the  voice  of  his- 
tory, in  condemning  the  creation  of 
twelve  Peers  in  the  dose  of  the  reign 
of  Queen  Anne,  to  endeavour  to  sig- 
nalize the  commencement  of  that  of 
William  by  the  creation  of  Thirty ! 

This  measure  has  always  been  stig- 
matized as  the  most  arbitrary  stretch 
of  power  since  the  Revolution.  On 
24th  June,  1717,  it  formed  an  article 
of  impeachment  against  Robert,  Earl 
of  Oxford,  the  leader  of  Queen  Anne's 
Tory  Ministry,  by  the  Whig  party;  and 
the  following  is  the  charge  in  the  im- 
peachment : — "  In  order  to  obtain 
such  farther  resolutions  of  that  House 
of  Parliament,  on  the  important  sub- 
ject of  the  negotiations  of  peace,  as 
might  shelter  and  promote  his  secret 
and  unwarrantable  proceedings,  to- 
gether with  other  false  and  evil  coun- 
sellors, did  advise  her  Majesty  to 
make  and  create  twelve  Peers  of  this 
realm  and  Lords  of  Parliament ;  and, 
pursuant  to  his  destructive  counsels, 
letters  patent  did  forthwith  pass  and 
writs  issued,  whereby  twelve  Peers 
were  made  and  created;  and  did 
likewise  advise  her  Majesty  imme- 
diately to  call  and  summon  them  to 
Parliament,  which  being  done  ac- 
cordingly, they  took  their  seats  in 
the  House  of  Lords,  on  or  about  the 
2d  of  January,  1711,  to  which  day 
the  House  then  stood  adjourned ; 
whereby  the  gaid  Robert  Earl  of 
Oxford  and  Earl  Mortimer  did  most 
highly  abuse  the  influence  he  then 
had  with  her  Majesty,  and  prevailed 
on  her  to  exercise,  in  the  most  un- 
precedented and  dangerous  manner, 
that  valuable  and  undoubted  prero- 
gative, which  the  wisdom  of  the  laws 
and  constitution  of  this  kingdom 
hath  intrusted  with  the  Crown,  for 
the  rewarding  of  signal  virtue  arid 
distinguished  merit.  By  which  despe- 
rate advice,  he  did  not  only,  as  far  as 
jn  him  lay,  deprive  her  Majesty  of 
the  continuance  of  those  seasonable 
and  wholesome  counsels  in  that  cri- 
tical juncture,  but  wickedly  pervert- 
ed the  true  and  only  end  of  that  f/reat 
and  useful  prerogative,  to  the  disho- 
nour of  the  Crown,  and  the  irrepa- 
rable mischief  to  the  constitution  of 
Parliament." 

The  Whigs,  in  1717,  deemed  a 
Tory  Minister  worthy  of  impeach- 


ment, and  actually  brought  him  to 
trial  in  the  House  of  Lords,  for  cre- 
ating twelve  Peers  to  carry  a  parti- 
cular measure — of  what  would  they 
deem  those  worthy  who  should,  for 
a  similar  purpose,  create  Thirty  ? 

It  is  said  that  they  had  no  alterna- 
tive ;  that  the  Reform  Question  could 
not  be  permitted  to  remain  longer  in 
dependence ;  that  all  the  interests  of 
the  country  were  suffering  under  the 
effects  of  the  agitation  which  it  pro- 
duced; that  the  Peers  could  not  be 
allowed  to  remain  permanently  at 
variance  with  the  nation  ;  and  that  it 
is  better  that  their  independence 
should  be  destroyed  by  the  sword  of 
the  prerogative,  than  overturned  by 
the  violence  of  the  people.  If  this 
reasoning  were  well  founded,  it 
would  afford  no  vindication  whatever 
of  their  conduct,  but  merely  shift 
the  censure  upon  another  part  of  it. 
For  who  occasioned  the  violence,  or 
roused  the  passions,  which  they  now 
represent  as  irresistible  ?  Who  placed 
this  Question  upon  a  different  footing 
from  any  other  that  ever  was  agitated 
in  English  history,  and  created  the 
necessity  of  yielding  to  the  mob,  by 
appealing  to  their  passions  ?  Who, 
when  the  country  was  agitated  by 
democraticpassions,joined  the  popu- 
lace for  the  sake  of  preserving  their 
power,  instead  of  uniting  with  their 
opponents  for  the  sake  of  saving 
their  country  ?  Who  forgot  the  noble 
saying  of  Sheridan,  when  the  nation 
was  on  the  verge  of  destruction  from 
the  mutiny  at  the  Nore,  and  he  left 
Mr  Fox  to  save  his  country — "  Con- 
cede to  the  mutineers?  Never — for 
that  would  destroy  in  a  moment 
three  centuries  of  glory  !"  WTho  dis- 
solved Parliament  at  a  moment  of  the 
highest  excitement,  and  roused  the 
people  to  madness  by  the  goading 
of  a  furious  press,  and  forced  on  the 
elections  under  such  circumstances 
as  rendered  the  House  of  Commons 
the  mirror  of  fleeting  passion,  instead 
of  permanent  opinion  ?  Who  brought 
forward  a  measure  of  Reform  so 
violent,  so  sweeping,  that  it  far  ex- 
ceeded the  hopes  of  the  Radicals 
themselves,  and  excited  a  ferment  in 
the  democratic  party,  great  in  pro- 
portion to  the  unexpected  and  un- 
hoped for  gift  of  power  which  was 
tendered  to  their  grasp  ?  Who 
brought  a  measure  into  the  Legisla- 
ture, which  they  had  no  hope,  on 


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[Feb. 


their  own  admission,  of  carrying  in 
Parliament,  but  which  they  trusted 
to  force  upon  a  reluctant  Legislature, 
by  the  vehemence  of  popular  pas- 
sion ?  Who  have  adopted  measures 
which,  however  intended,  have  con- 
verted a  prosperous  and  happy  realm 
into  a  scene  of  discord,  and  the  the- 
atre of  fury ;  have  stained  its  cities 
with  blood,and  lighted  its  plains  with 
conflagration?  If  the  persons  who 
have  done  these  things  now  find 
themselves  overborne  by  necessity  ; 
if  they  feel  they  cannot  check  the 
current  they  have  urged  into  a  tor- 
rent, on  whom  does  the  responsi- 
bility of  such  a  tremendous  state  of 
things  rest,  but  on  those  who  em- 
barked on  the  stream  of  innovation  ? 
In  truth,  this  alleged  necessity 
which  is  put  forth  by  the  Reformers 
as  the  excuse  for  so  unprecedented 
a  stretch  of  power,  if  it  really  does 
exist,  and  is  not  a  necessity  merely 
for  keeping  themselves  in  power,  is 
but  another  instance  of  the  truth 
which  we  have  frequently  impressed 
upon  our  readers,  and  which  the 
slightest  acquaintance  with  the  his- 
tory of  revolution  must  have  render- 
ed familiar  to  every  scholar,  that  it  is 
only  the  first  movements  and  early 
stages  of  the  democratic  torrent 
which  are  under  the  control  of  those 
who  put  it  in  motion ;  and  that  after 
it  is  set  agoing,  they  are  speedily  im- 
pelled onwards  by  a  force  which 
they  feel  to  be  irresistible.  This  it 
is  which  renders  the  rousing  of  de- 
mocratic passion  so  tremendously 
dangerous,  and  affixes  such  deserved 
execration  upon  the  names  of  all 
those  in  former  ages,  who  have,  for 
their  own  selfish  purposes,  made  use 
of  that  terrific  engine.  The  agita- 
tion, distress,  and  anxiety,  which  it 
produces,  is  so  terrible,  that  society 
cannot  endure  it,  and,  to  put  an  end  to 
suspense,  the  Executive  is  impelled 
to  measures  which,  at  the  commence- 
ment of  the  movement,  all  men  would 
have  recoiled  from  with  horror. — 
Quod  prius  fit  voluntatis,  postea  fit 
necessitatis.  The  plea  of  necessity  is 
never  wanting  in  such  cases;  the 
desperate  step  which  is  utterly  sub- 
versive of  freedom,  is  represented  as 
a  measure,  deplorable,  indeed,  but 
unavoidable  ;  and,  to  extinguish  the 


effects  of  former  popular  concessions, 
still  stronger  and  more  vehement, 
revolutionary  measures  are  felt  to 
be  necessary.  It  was  thus  that  Louis 
XVI.,  after  he  had  adopted  the  fatal 
measure  of  convoking  the  States-Ge- 
neral, and  doubling  the  representa- 
tives of  the  Tiers  Etat,  found  himself 
compelled  to  enjoin  his  faithful  nobles 
to  yield  to  the  torrent,  and  join  with 
the  deputies  of  the  Commons  in  one 
assembly;  a  measure  which, by  giving 
anumerical  superiority  to  the  popular 
party, directly  led  to  all  the  horrors  of 
the  Revolution.  All  the  most  violent 
revolutionary  measures, the  confisca- 
tion of  the  property  of  the  Church, 
the  execution  of  the  King,  the  issu- 
ing of  assignats  bearing  a  forced  cir- 
culation, the  Reign  of  Terror,  the  fix- 
ing a  maximum  on  the  price  of  pro- 
visions, the  forced  requisitions  from 
the  farmers,  the  confiscation  of  two- 
thirds  of  the  national  debt,  were  jus- 
tified on  the  plea  of  necessity;  it 
was  uniformly  said  that  matters  had 
come  to  that  pass,  that  they  could 
not  go  on  unless  the  new  measure 
was  adopted.  Cromwell  was  not 
without  asimilar  excuse  when  he  dis- 
solved the  Long  Parliament.  "  He 
first  addressed  himself,"  says  Hume, 
"  to  his  friend  St  John,  and  told 
him  that  he  had  come  with  the  inten- 
tion of  doing  what  grieved  him  to  the 
very  soul,  and  what  he  had  earnestly 
besought  the  Lord,  with  tears,  not  to 
impose  upon  him ;  but  there  was  a  ne- 
cessity, in  order  to  the  glory  of  God, 
and  the  good  of  the  nation.  It  is 
you,"  added  he,  addressing  himself 
to  the  House,  "  that  have  forced  me 
upon  this;  I  have  besought  the  Lord 
night  and  day,  that  he  would  slay  me 
rather  than  put  me  upon  this  work."* 

If,  therefore,  there  was  a  necessity 
for  this  despotic  act,  it  is  a  necessity 
of  the  Ministers'  own  creation.  They 
have  voluntarily  embarked  on  this 
St  Lawrence,  and  they  must  answer 
to  God  and  man  if  they  send  the 
vessel  of  the  state  to  its  Niagara. 

But  before  the  plea  of  necessity  is 
admitted  for  destroying  the  consti- 
tution, let  it  be  considered  whether 
Ministers  have  done  every  thing 
which  they  could  to  avert  so  direful 
a  catastrophe  ?  Have  they  united 
with  the  Conservative  Party,  as  Mr 


*  Hume,  VII.  216,  217. 


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395 


Sheridan  so  nobly  did  with  Mr  Pitt 
at  the  mutiny  at  the  Nore  ?  Have 
they  called  forth  the  strength  of  the 
country  to  resist  the  danger  ?  Have 
they  exerted  the  might  of  the  Exe- 
cutive to  restrain  the  turbulence  of 
the  people  ?  Have  they  done  all  that 
men  could  do, charged  with  so  sacred 
a  trust  as  the  preservation  of  the 
noblest  monument  of  social  wisdom 
and  prosperity  which  the  world  has 
ever  seen  ? — Have  they  not,  on  the 
contrary,  done  the  very  reverse  of 
these  things  ?  Have  they  not  done 
every  thing  in  their  power  to  beat 
down  and  ruin  the  Conservative 
Party?  Has  not  the  press,  which 
they  honour  with  their  communica- 
tions and  theirconfidence,stimulated 
the  ruffian  mobs  to  plaster  the  friends 
of  the  constitution  with  mud;  to 
strike  at  their  faces  ;  to  strike  them 
down  with  brickbats ;  to  duck  them 
in  horseponds  ?  Has  not  under 
their  rule  the  reign  of  terror  been 
so  general,  that  the  expression  of 
opinion,  in  opposition  to  the  multi- 
tude, required  every  where  more 
than  ordinary  courage  ?  Have  they 
not  roused  and  got  up  petitions  in 
every  part  of  the  country,  calling 
upon  the"  King  to  swamp  the  Upper 
House  by  a  great  creation  of  Peers  ? 
And  how,  after  having  not  done  any 
thing  whatever  to  avert  the  calamity, 
but  on  the  contrary  done  every  thing 
to  produce  it,  can  they  now  be  per- 
mitted to  shelter  themselves  under 
the  plea  of  that  necessity  which  ori- 
ginated in  their  measures,  and  has 
been  strengthened  by  such  indefati- 
gable efforts  of  their  emissaries  ? 

"  The  proper  use  and  design 
of  the  House  of  Lords,"  says  Paley, 
"  are  these — first,  to  enable  the 
King,  by  his  right  of  bestowing 
the  peerage,  to  reward  the  servants 
of  the  public  in  a  manner  most 
grateful  to  them,  and  at  a  small  ex- 
pense to  the  nation  ;  secondly,  to 
Fortify  the  power,  and  to  secure  the 
stability,  of  regal  government,  by  an 
order  of  men  naturally  allied  to  its 
interests  ;  and,  thirdly,  to  answer  a 
purpose,  which,  though  of  superior 
importance  to  the  other  two,  does 
not  occur  so  readily  to  our  observa- 
tion ;  namely,  to  stem  the  progress 
of  popular  fury.  Large  bodies  of 
men  are  subject  to  sudden  frenzies. 
Opinions  are  sometimes  circulated 
amongst  a  multitude  without  proof 


or  examination,  acquiring  confidence 
and  reputation  merely  by  being 
repeated  from  one  to  another  ;  and 
passions  founded  upon  these  opi- 
nions, diffusing  themselves  with  a 
rapidity  that  can  neither  be  account- 
ed for  nor  resisted,  may  agitate  a 
country  with  the  most  violent  com- 
motions. Now,  the  only  way  to  stop 
the  fermentation,  is  to  divide  the 
mass ;  that  is,  to  erect  different  or- 
ders in  the  community,  with  separate 
prejudices  and  interests.  And  this 
may  occasionally  become  the  use  of 
an  hereditary  nobility  invested  with 
a  share  of  legislation.  Averse  to  the 
prejudices  which  actuate  the  minds 
of  the  vulgar;  accustomed  to  con- 
temn the  clamour  of  the  populace  ; 
disdaining  to  receive  laws  and  opi- 
nions from  their  inferiors  in  rank, 
they  will  oppose  resolutions  which 
are  founded  in  the  folly  and  violence 
of  the  lower  part  of  the  community. 
Was  the  voice  of  the  people  always 
dictated  by  reflection ;  did  every 
man,  or  even  one  man  in  a  hundred, 
think  for  himself,  or  actually  consi- 
der the  measure  he  was  about  to 
approve  or  censure ;  or  even  were 
the  common  people  tolerably  stead- 
fast in  the  judgment  which  they 
formed,  I  should  hold  the  interfe- 
rence of  a  superior  order  not  only 
superfluous,  but  wrong;  for  when 
every  thing  is  allowed  to  difference 
of  rank  and  education,  which  the  ac- 
tual state  of  these  advantages  de- 
serves, that,  after  all,  is  most  likely 
to  be  right  and  expedient,  which  ap- 
pears to  be  so  to  the  separate  judg- 
ment and  decision  of  a  great  majority 
of  the  nation;  at  least,  that,  in  general, 
is  right  for  them,  which  is  agreeable 
to  their  fixed  opinions  and  desires. 
But  when  we  observe  what  is  urged 
as  the  public  opinion,  to  be,  in  truth, 
the  opinion  only,  or  perhaps  the 
feigned  professions,  of  a  few  crafty 
leaders;  that  the  numbers  who  join 
in  the  cry  serve  only  to  swell  and 
multiply  the  sound,  without  any  ac- 
cession of  judgment,  or  exercise  of 
understanding ;  and  that  oftentimes 
the  wisest  counsels  have  been  thus 
overborne  by  tumult  and  uproar ; — 
we  may  conceive  occasions  to  arise, 
in  which  the  commonwealth  may  be 
saved  by  the  reluctance  of  the  nobi- 
lity to  adopt  the  caprices,  or  to  yield 
to  the  vehemence  of  the  common 
people.  In  expecting  this  advantage 


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from  an  order  of  nobles,  we  do  not 
suppose  the  nobility  to  be  more  un- 
prejudiced than  others  ;  we  only  sup- 
pose that  their  prejudices  will  be 
different  from,  and  may  occasionally 
counteract,  those  of  others."* 

"  By  the  balance  of  interest  which 
accompanies  and  gives  efficacy  to 
the  balance  of  power,  is  meant  this; 
— that  the  respective  interests  of  the 
three  estates  of  the  empire  are  so 
disposed  and  adjusted,  that  which- 
ever of  the  three  shall  attempt  any 
encroachment,  the  other  two  will 
unite  in  resisting  it.  If  the  King 
should  endeavour  to  extend  his  au- 
thority, by  contracting  the  power  and 
privileges  of  the  Commons,  the  House 
of  Lords  would  see  their  own  dignity 
endangered  by  every  advance  which 
the  crown  made  to  independency 
upon  the  resolutions  of  Parliament. 
The  admission  of  arbitrary  power  is 
no  less  formidable  to  the  grandeur 
of  the  aristocracy,  than  it  is  fatal  to 
the  liberty  of  the  republic ;  that  is, 
it  would  reduce  the  nobility  from 
the  hereditary  share  they  possess  in 
the  national  councils,  in  which  their 
real  greatness  consists,  to  the  being 
made  a  part  of  the  empty  pageantry 
of  a  despotic  court.  On  the  other 
hand,  if  the  House  of  Commons 
should  intrench  upon  the  distinct 
province,  or  usurp  the  established 
prerogative  of  the  Crown,  the  House 
of  Lords  would  receive  an  instant 
alarm  from  every  new  stretch  of  po- 
pular power,  j 

It  is  needless,  and  it  would  be 
painful,  to  dwell  on  the  unparalleled 
combination  of  circumstances  which 
has  at  this  time  inverted  the  order 
here  described,  and  brought  the 
Crown,  instead  of  being  united  with 
the  Lords  against  the  Commons,  in- 
to the  condition  of  being  united  with 
the  Commons  against  the  Lords. 
But  these  observations  of  this  emi- 
nent sage  demonstrate  the  import- 
ance of  the  Peers  as  a  separate  and 
independent  estate  in  the  realm,  and 
enable  us  to  appreciate  the  tendency 
of  those  measures,  which,  by  de- 
stroying their  power  of  effectual  de- 
liberation, prepare  the  way,  at  no 
distant  period,  for  their  formal  abo- 
lition. 

The  House  of  Peers,  in  every  age, 


have  been  the  foremost  and  truest 
friends  of  rational  freedom.  It  is 
to  them  we  owe  Magna  Charta,  the 
emancipation  of  England  from  Papal 
usurpation  in  the  time  of  Henry  II., 
and  the  Revolution  against  Catholic 
tyranny  in  1688.  They  took  the 
lead  in  the  national  movement  which 
precipitated  James  from  the  throne ; 
and  their  firmness  saved  the  liberties 
of  England  from  being  sacrificed  at 
the  shrine  of  Eastern  ambition  in 
1784.  They  have  never  been  insult- 
ed, humiliated,  or  weakened,  but 
what  the  most  grinding  oppression 
on  the  throne,  and  the  most  abject 
submission  in  the  nation,  immediately 
followed.  The  ancient  nobility  of 
England  were  almost  annihilated  by 
mutual  slaughter  during  the  wars  of 
the  Roses,  and  the  tyranny  of  Henry 
VIII.  was  the  consequence  ;  a  reign, 
says  Hume,  in  which  72,000  persons 
suffered  by  the  hands  of  the  public 
executioner,  and  a  greater  degree  of 
tyranny  was  exercised  both  over  the 
consciences,  the  persons,  and  the 
properties  of  men,  than  in  any  simi- 
lar era  since  the  reign  of  Nero. 
The  Lords  were  abolished  by  the 
Long  Parliament,  and  that  energetic 
assembly  soon  shared  the  fate  it  had 
inflicted  on  its  rival ;  but  the  liber- 
ties of  the  people  did  not  long  sur- 
vive the  shock  :  they  were  first 
crushed  beneath  the  sword  of  Crom- 
well, and  then  lost  amidst  the  cor- 
ruptions of  the  Restoration. 

The  reason  why  public  freedom 
in  an  old  state  cannot  subsist  for  any 
time  after  the  degradation  of  the  he- 
reditary nobility  is,  that  the  Crown 
and  the  democracy,  having  destroyed 
the  power  which  overawed  and  se- 
parated them,  are  brought  into  im- 
mediate and  fierce  collision,  and  in 
that  struggle  liberty  has  no  chance 
whatever  of  being  ultimately  pre- 
served. If  the  monarch  is  victorious, 
either  by  the  .force  of  arms  or  the 
influence  of  corruption,  a  despotism 
is  immediately  established.  If  the 
people  become  omnipotent,  the  tran- 
sition is  equally  certain,  though  by 
a  more  painful  and  agonizing  pass- 
age, to  absolute  power.  Democracy, 
unrestrained  by  aristocracy,  never 
yet  subsisted  for  any  length  of  time 
in  any  old  state  upon  earth;  the  evils 


*  Paley,  II.  21(j.          f  Ibid.  214,  2 la. 


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397 


it  induces  are  so  excessive,  the  suf- 
fering which  flows  from  it  is  so 
dreadful,  that  mankind  soon  become 
weary  of  their  contentions,  and  will- 
ingly submit  to  any  usurper  who 
promises,  by  concentrating  power  in 
a  single  hand,  to  save  them  from 
"  the  worst  of  tyrannies,  the  tyranny 
of  a  multitude  of  tyrants."  * 

But  what  is  the  stroke  which  is 
now  levelled  by  the  reforming  party 
at  the  independence  and  the  privi- 
leges of  this  estate,  so  vital  to  the 
breath  of  public  freedom  ?  If  they 
had  marched,  like  Napoleon,  a  com- 
pany of  grenadiers  into  the  Hall  of 
the  Ancients  ;  or,  like  Cromwell, 
with  rude  contumely,  turned  the 
Commons  out  of  their  seats,  history 
would  have  known  in  what  terms  to 
designate  their  conduct.  They  do 
not  "propose  to  do  so ;  they  pursue 
a  more  peaceable  and  covert  course; 
but  in  what  respect  does  its  result 
differ  from  an  open  destruction  of 
their  order?  They  have  not  march- 
ed in  thirty  grenadiers  with  fixed 
bayonets  ;  but  they  are  urged  to 
march  in  thirty  Peers  with  fixed 
votes,  which  must  overwhelm  the 
decision  of  that  assembly  just  as 
effectually  as  the  rougher  hands  of 
warlike  assailants.  It  is  quite  evi- 
dent that  the  third  estate  of  the  realm 
will  by  such  a  measure  be  complete- 
ly prostrated  by  the  two  others,  and 
the  balance  of  the  constitution  irre- 
vocably destroyed,  by  the  union  of 
the  Crown  with  the  power  it  was 
destined  to  repress. 

It  is  in  vain  to  say  that  the  consti- 
tutional remedy  for  obstinacy  in  the 
Upper  House  is  a  new  creation  of 
Peers.  If  so,  where  are  the  prece- 
dents on  which  the  consuetudinary 
practice  is  founded  ?  With  the  ex- 
ception of  the  solitary  act  of  Queen 
Anne,  no  creation  of  Peers  to  carry 
a  particular  question  ever  took  place 
since  the  union  of  the  Heptarchy. 
That  is  the  important  point.  The 
Reformers,  with  their  usual  histori- 
cal inaccuracy,  argue  that  a  great 
number  of  Peers  have  been  created 
since  1763  by  the  Tory  party,  and 
therefore  that  they  are  justified  in 
this  creation,  to  force  through  this 
particular  measure.  They  might  as 
well  pretend,  that,  because  there  is 


nothing  wrong  in  troops  exercising 
with  fixed  bayonets  in  Hyde  Park, 
therefore  there  can  be  no  objection 
to  their  marching  with  fixed  bayonets 
into  the  chapel  of  St  Stephen's :  or, 
because  it  is  lawful  to  discharge  a 
loaded  pistol  in  an  open  field,  there- 
fore it  is  noways  blamahle  to  fire  it 
off  at  the  breast  of  a  human  being. 
The  error  does  not  lie  in  the  exer- 
cise of  the  power,  but  in  its  exercise 
for  that  particular  purpose ;  not  in 
discharging  the  gun,  but  in  dischar- 
ging it  at  a  living  creature. 

Mr  Pitt  never  created  a  single 
Peer  to  carry  through  a  particular 
measure  ;  his  creations  were  merely 
general,  to  reward  the  merit  of  illus- 
trious individuals,  or  elevate  persons 
of  great  property  to  their  proper 
rank  in  the  state.  If  these  indivi- 
duals were  numerous,  it  was  be- 
cause, under  the  administration  of 
the  Conservative  party,  great  actions 
were  common  abroad,  noble  charac- 
ters were  frequent  at  home,  and  ex- 
tensive wealth  often  rewarded  the 
protected  exertions  of  industry. 
What  a  contrast  do  these  creations 
afford  to  those  proposed  in  the  pre- 
sent time,  made,  not  to  reward  na- 
val or  military  glory;  not  to  illus- 
trate civil  distinction ;  not  to  ennoble 
commercial  greatness  ;  but  to  over- 
whelm free  discussion,  to  extinguish 
independent  thought,  to  reward  de- 
mocratic ambition  !  The  old  Barons 
of  England  won  their  coronets  in  the 
embattled  field ;  their  titles  date 
from  Cressy  and  Poictiers,  from  Fal- 
kirk  and  Azincour :  the  more  mo- 
dern Peers  draw  their  descent  from 
equally  glorious  deeds, — from  the 
field  of  Blenheim,  the  fight  of  Cam- 
perdown,the  glories  of  the  Nile,  the 
flag  of  Trafalgar,  the  rout  of  Vitto- 
ria,  the  conquest  of  Waterloo.  In 
civil  greatness,  equally  honourable 
have  been  the  fountains  of  the  Con- 
servative nobility  ;  the  administra- 
tion of  Chatham,  the  wisdom  of 
Loughborough,  the  eloquence  of 
Mansfield,  the  vigour  of  Hardvvicke, 
the  learning  of  Eldon,  the  power  of 
Thurlow,  the  energy  of  Grenville. 
Who  envies  the  really  illustrious  of 
the  Whig  party  a  similar  elevation  ? 
Who  would  grudge  Baron  Brougham 
and  Vaux  his  coronet ;  or  any  of  the 


*  Aristotle, 


398 


A  Creation 


other  Whig  leaders  their  titles  for 
national  services  which  will  survive 
themselves  ?  But  what  a  contrast 
to  these  glorious  titles  do  the  crea- 
tions now  proposed  afford  ?  Done 
not  to  reward  merit,  not  to  illustrate 
distinction,  not  to  perpetuate  ho- 
nour ;  but  to  enable  a  particular 
party  to  remain  in  power,  at  the 
expense  of  the  constitution — to  sink 
the  illustrious  House,  of  which  they 
are  the  youngest  members,  and 
form,  not  the  ensigns  of  past  glory, 
but  the  harbinger  of  future  disaster! 

The  enormous  number  of  Peers 
whom  the  present  Administration 
have  created  since  they  came  into 
power,  is  another  most  serious  con- 
sideration. If  to  the  former  creation 
of  twenty-five  we  add  thirty  now  pro- 
posed to  be  added,  we  shall  have 
fifty-five  peers  created  in  thirteen 
months,  all  avowedly  to  carry  a  par- 
ticular question.  The  Conservative 
party  have  been  in  power,  with  two 
short  intermissions,  from  1763  to 
1830,  or  sixty-seven  years.  If  they 
had  created  as  many  Peers  annually 
as  the  present  Ministers  have  done, 
and  are  said  to  be  about  to  do,  the 
Upper  House  would  now  have  con- 
sisted of  above  four  thousand  mem- 
bers !  In  other  words,  that  single 
branch  of  the  Legislature  would  have 
engrossed  all  the  persons  of  wealth, 
consideration,  or  respectability  in  the 
country,  leaving  none  to  the  House 
of  Commons  but  furious  dema- 
gogues, or  energetic  popular  leaders : 
the  very  circumstance  which  Lord 
Brougham  has  so  well  shewn  was 
the  cause  of  the  precipitate  and  fa- 
tal career  of  the  French  Constituent 
Assembly.* 

Nor  does  it  in  the  least  alter  the 
character  of  the  measure,  that  a  large 
proportion  of  the  new  Peers,  it  is 
said,  will  be  the  eldest  sons  of  existing 
Barons,  who  will,  in  the  course  of  na- 
ture, at  all  events,  succeed  to  the  Up- 
per House.  Thatmay  be  an  important 
point  to  the  Peers  themselves,  who 
naturally  feel  desirous  that  their  or- 
der should  not  be  degraded  by  the 
introduction  of  improper  members. 
But  to  the  country  at  large,  this  con- 
sideration, though  by  no  means  un- 
important, is  not  the  most  serious 
matter.  The  great  wound  which  the 


of  Peers.  [Feb. 

constitution  has  received,  is  that 
which  arises  from  the  decision  of  one 
branch  of  the  Legislature  being  over- 
turned by  the  Royal  prerogative  ;  in 
other  words,  the  establishment  of  a 
precedent,  which  at  any  time  enables 
the  Executive,  by  whomsoever  wield- 
ed, to  break  down  the  opposition  of 
one  of  the  constituent  branches  of 
the  Legislature.  From  that  wound, 
fatal  to  public  freedom,  the  constitu- 
tion never  can  recover,  and  it  is 
called  for  by  the  friends  of  the 
people ! 

"  Whenever,  during  the  Revolu- 
tion," says  Chateaubriand,  "  an  act 
of  injustice  was  to  be  done,  it  was 
urged  forward  with  breathless  haste, 
and  necessity  was  alleged  for  its 
adoption  ;  whenever  an  act  of  justice 
was  to  be  performed,  it  was  said  that 
delay  was  expedient."  How  exact- 
ly similar  is  the  revolutionary  career 
in  all  ages  and  countries  !  Where  is 
the  necessity  for  advancing  so  rapid- 
ly ?  Did  not  the  Catholic  Bill  pass  the 
Peers  from  the  alleged  force  of  reason 
at  last,  though  for  long  it  was  reject- 
ed ?  Is  the  cause  of  Reform  so  ut- 
terly untenable  that  it  won't  bear  an 
argument,  and  must  dwindle  away 
and  perish,  if  it  is  long  considered  ?  Is 
the  maxim,  magna  est  veritas  et  prce- 
valebit,  universally  applicable  save 
to  the  Reform  Bill  ?  The  truth  cannot 
be  eluded;  it  is  pressed  by  this  vio- 
lent stretch  of  the  Executive,  because 
its  authors  know  the  universal  appli- 
cation of  this  maxim,  and  feel  that, 
if  not  now  forced  upon  the  country, 
it  inevitably  will  awaken  to  its  real 
tendency. 

The  constitution  has  subsisted  so 
long,  and  general  liberty  has  been  so 
admirably  preserved  under  it,  be- 
cause, as  Paley  has  observed,  in  the 
passage  quoted  above,  the  Crown  has, 
in  all  serious  contests  with  the  popu- 
lar party,  taken  part  with  the  Upper 
House ;  and  how  great  soever  the 
democratic  spirit  of  the  Commons 
has  occasionally  been,  it  was  effect- 
ually coerced  by  the  united  weight 
of  the  Barons  and  the  Executive;  in 
other  words,  by  the  ruling  power 
and  the  great  properties  of  the  state. 
If  a  creation  of  Peers  be  adopted,  it 
will  be  mortally  wounded,  because  a 
coalition  against  its  existence  has  ta- 


*  Edinburgh  Review,  Vol,  VI.     Review  of  Bailly. 


1832.] 


A  Creation  of  Peers. 


ken  place,  of  a  kind  which  never 
has  been  anticipated,  and  for  which, 
accordingly,  the  constitution  has 
made  no  provision,  viz.  the  coalition 
of  the  Executive  with  the  democra- 
tic party.  It  was  obvious  to  every 
capacity,  that  if  such  a  combination 
of  powers  took  place,  it  would  be 
extremely  doubtful  whether  the  aris- 
tocracy could  maintain  their  ground 
against  it ;  because  the  Crown,  wield- 
ing the  military  and  naval  force  of 
the  realm,  and  possessing  the  unli- 
mited power  of  creating  Peers,  and 
the  Commons  having  the  sole  com- 
mand of  the  public  purse,  stood  op- 
posed merely  to  an  assembly  of  dig- 
nified and  opulent  landed  proprie- 
tors. But  such  an  alliance  was  deem- 
ed impossible  by  all  the  sages  and 
philosophers  of  the  last  age,  because 
it  was  directly  contrary  to  the  inte- 
rests and  existence  of  the  contracting 
parties ;  and,  therefore,  they  never 
contemplated  any  peril  to  the  consti- 
tution from  that  quarter.  It  was  re- 
served for  the  modern  Reformers  to 
realize  what  Montesquieu,  De  Lolme, 
and  Blackstone  deemed  impossible  ; 
and  to  pierce  the  constitution  to  the 
heart  by  a  blow,  so  reckless  and  peril- 
ous, that  it  never  was  thought  possi- 
ble that  men  could  be  found  to  strike 
it. 

England,  to  all  appearance,  is  about 
to  enter  upon  the  career  of  degra- 
ding the  Peerage,  and  destroying  its 
independence  as  a  branch  of  the  Le- 
gislature; and  is  there  no  example 
of  what  such  a  course  leads  to  ? 
Does  no  voice  issue  from  the  sepul- 
chral vaults  of  a  neighbouring  king- 
dom, to  warn  us  of  the  measure  which 
proved  fatal  to  their  institutions  ? 
Alas !  the  hand  of  God  seems  to 
press  upon  our  country ;  darkness, 
thick  as  midnight,  darkness  "  that 
may  be  felt,"  to  blind  our  people ; 
the  examples  not  merely  of  history, 
but  of  the  present  moment,  are  lost  up- 
on our  rulers !  At  the  very  moment 
T;hat  the  Crown  of  England  is  violent- 
ly urged  to  embark  on  this  peril- 
ous stream,  the  Crown  of  France 
is  tottering  on  the  head  of  him  who 
wears  it ;  while  the  new  patents  for 
the  creation  of  English  Peers  are 
making  out  on  one  side  of  the  Chan- 
nel, the  hereditary  nobility  is  ex- 
tinguished on  the  other.  What  has 
led  to  this  overthrow  of  the  French 
constitution—to  this  departure  from 


899 

all  the  principles  of  European  civili- 
sation— to  this  demolition  of  the  bul- 
wark of  modern  freedom,  and  near 
approach  of  the  greatest  civilized 
monarchy  to  the  barbarism  and  the 
anarchy  of  Turkish  despotism  ?  The 
fatal  union  of  the  Crown  and  the  po- 
pulace ;  the  ruinous  precipitance, 
forty  years  ago,  of  a  reforming  Ad- 
ministration ;  the  placing  the  Execu- 
tive at  the  head  of  the  revolutionary 
movement;  the  repeated  overwhelm- 
ing of  independent  deliberations  by 
the  creation  of  Peers  to  carry  parti- 
cular questions,  and  the  erection  of 
a  revolutionary  throne  on  the  founda- 
tion of  the  barricades.  Sixty  Peers 
were  created  at  one  time  by  Decaze 
to  force  an  obnoxious  measure 
through  the  Upper  House;  they 
were  arbitrarily  deprived  of  their 
seats  by  the  lirst  act  of  the  Citi- 
zen King ;  thirty  more  were  created 
to  ensure  the  passing  of  the  self-de- 
nying ordinance,  and  the  next  mea- 
sure is  the  formal  abolition  of  the 
hereditary  Peerage  by  the  Peers 
themselves  ! 

It  is  impossible  it  can  be  other- 
wise. When  the  Assembly  of  Nobles 
is  held  forth  to  the  country  as  un- 
worthy of  effective  deliberation; 
when  their  resolutions  the  most  so- 
lemn, their  deliberations  the  most 
wise,  their  measures  the  most  mag. 
nanimous,  are  set  aside  by  a  simple 
stretch  of  the  Royal  prerogative,  it  is 
impossible  that  they  can  be  regard- 
ed either  with  respect  or  attachment 
by  the  country.  The  friends  of  or- 
der must  cease  to  regard  them  as 
any  effective  barrier  against  the  en- 
croachments of  revolution;  the  sup- 
porters of  innovation  cannot  appre- 
hend any  effective  resistance  from  a 
body,  whom,  on  a  previous  occasion, 
they  have  discovered  so  easy  a  me- 
thod of  defeating.  By  both  the  great 
parties  into  which  society  in  all  the 
states  of  Europe  is  now  divided,  the 
influence  of  the  nobility  must  be  re- 
garded as  equally  extinguished  ;  and 
how,  after  such  a  fall  in  public  esti- 
mation, is  their  order  and  their  rank 
to  be  preserved  from  destruction? 
Without  inspiring  confidence  in  the 
one  party,  without  awakening  fear 
in  the  other,  they  may  drag  on  for  a 
few  years  a  precarious  existence; 
but  their  dignity,  their  usefulness,  is 
at  an  end,  and  their  importance  must* 
be  so  much  diminished,  that  their 


400 

ultimate  destruction  will  be  neither 
the  subject  of  congratulation  to  the 
one,  nor  regret  to  the  other. 

The  whole  efforts  of  the  Revolu- 
tionary Party  will  now  be  directed 
to  one  object,  to  seize  possession  of, 
and  retain  in  their  grasp,'the  Execu- 
tive power.  By  so  doing  they  oc- 
cupy a  position  which  commands 
the  Conservative  Party  in  rear,  and 
enables  them  to  assail  the  friends  of 
the  constitution  in  a  quarter  in 
which  they  have  no  defence,  because 
no  attack  was  apprehended.  Create 
new  Peers, — create  new  Peers,  will 
be  the  cry  raised  on  every  occasion, 
on  which  any  resistance  to  the  ad- 
vances of  that  most  insatiable  of  all 
passions,  democratic  ambition,  is  ap- 
prehended ;  and  the  Upper  House, 
how  anxious  soever  to  discharge 
their  duty  to  their  country,  finding 
themselves  paralysed  by  such  an  ex- 
ertion of  the  Royal  prerogative,  must 
necessarily  cease  to  oppose  any  se- 
rious resistance  to  the  demands  of 
the  people.  Thus,  if  the  democratic 
party  can  only  succeed  in  getting 
their  favourite  leaders  installed  in 
administration,  there  is  no  limit  to 
the  Revolutionary  measures  which 
they  may  force  upon  the  country, 
or  the  degradation  which  they  may 
impose  upon  the  Crown.  And 
accordingly,  in  France,  after  the 
House  of"  Peers  ceased  to  be  a  sepa- 
rate branch  of  the  Legislature,  by  be- 
ing united  with  the  Tiers  Etat  in  the 
Constitutional  Assembly,  the  Revo- 
lutionary Party  speedily  got  the  di- 
rection of  the  Executive,  and  the 
most  fatal  blows  at  public  institutions 
were  levelled  by  them  with  the  sword 
of  the  Executive.  The  first  measure 
of  the  French  upon  emerging  from 
the  Revolutionary  furnace,  in  1795, 
was  to  revive  a  separate  House,  un- 
der the  title  of  the  Ancients ;  their 
next  to  restore  the  Peers  to  a  sepa- 
rate share  in  the  Legislature  under 
Napoleon ;  so  bitterly  had  the  disas- 
trous effects  of  their  abolition  been 
experienced.  The  first  great  mea- 
sure of  the  Revolutionary  Party,  in 
1831,  when  replaced  at  the  head  of 
affairs,  has  been  to  destroy  the  dig- 
nity of  the  Peerage,  by  adding  to 
their  number  for  a  specific  purpose ; 
their  next  to  complete  their  destruc- 


A  Creation  of  Peers. 


[Feb. 


tion.  And  it  is  with  these  events 
passing  before  their  eyes,  that  the 
Ministers  of  the  Crown,  the  sworn 
guardians  of  the  realm,  are  urged  to 
the  insane  course  of  destroying  the 
independence  of  the  Peerage,  by 
forcing  them,  by  new  creations,  to 
adopt  a  highly  democratic  measure. 
Quam  parva  sapientiu  regitur  mun- 
dus  I 

Hitherto  the  effects  of  this  vast 
creation  have  been  considered  as 
they  affect  the  Lords  ;  but  the  con- 
sequences of  the  measures  are,  if 
possible,  likely  to  be  still  more  dis- 
astrous upon  the  House  of  Com- 
mons. 

It  is  stated  by  Hume,  that  at  the 
time  when  the  civil  wars  began  with 
Charles  I.,  the  landed  property  in 
the  possession  of  the  House  of  Com- 
mons amounted  to  three,  times  that 
belonging  to  the  Peers.*  The  rela- 
tive proportion  between  the  wealth 
of  the  two  Houses  has  since  com- 
pletely changed,  chiefly  in  conse- 
quence of  the  large  number  of  com- 
moners who  have  been  advanced  to 
the  Peerage  during  the  last  seventy 
years.  The  violence  of  the  reform 
tempest  may  be  in  some  degree  as- 
cribed to  that  cause;  because  the 
House  of  Commons  has  gradually 
fallen  into  inferior  hands  in  respect  of 
property, and  the  check  on  the  demo- 
cratic principle  which  arises  from 
the  chance  of  losing  vast  possessions, 
was  proportionally  diminished  in  the 
most  influential  branch  of  the  Legis- 
lature. Few  great  landed  proprietors 
are  now  to  be  found  in  the  House  of 
Commons;  and  on  no  former  occa- 
sion was  their  number  so  materially 
diminished  as  at  the  Reform  Elec- 
tion. 

.  But  the  recent  unexampled  crea- 
tion has  augmented  tenfold  an  evil, 
which,  of  itself,  was  already  beco- 
ming sufficiently  formidable.  The  rich 
commoners,  or  at  least  the  rich  land- 
ed commoners,  are  almost  exhausted 
by  the  enormous  addition  to  the 
Peerage  made  or  proposed  in  the 
space  of  twelve  months.  The  con- 
sequences of  this  change  must  be  to 
the  last  degree  prejudicial  to  the 
tranquillity  and  great  interests  of  the 
country.  Lord  Brougham  has  clear- 
ly pointed  them  out,  as  we  shewed  in 


*  Hume,  vol.  vi, 


1832.1 


A  Creation  of  Peers. 


a  former  number,  in  his  Observations 
on  the  French  Constituent  Assem- 
bly.* It  is  to  the  want  of  what  he  calls 
a  "  National  Aristocracy,"  of  an  as- 
semblage of  the  most  opulent  and 
eminent  among  the  landed  proprie- 
tors of  France,  in  the  deputies  elect- 
ed to  the  States- General,  that  he 
ascribes  the  fatal  career  of  passion 
and  innovation  into  which  they  plun- 
ged ;f  and  if  any  thing  were  wanting 
to  prove  the  justice  of  his  argu- 
ments, it  has  been  furnished  by  the 
consequences  of  his  ovyn  conduct. 

What  must  be  the  inevitable  re- 
sult of  the  popular  branch  of  the 
Legislature,  in  an  age  of  violent  re- 
volutionary excitement,   being  gra- 
dually weeded  of  all  its  opulent  and 
influential  members,  is  sufficiently 
obvious.     The   control  of  the  pub- 
lic purse  will  fall  into  hands  which 
have  no  private  purse  to  steady  their 
operations  j  the  great  properties  be 
represented  in  an  assembly   which 
has   no   control   over  the   financial 
measures  of  the  country.     Adventu- 
rers, democrats,  demagogues;  men 
of  daring  audacity,  unceasing  energy, 
reckless  ambition,  may  be  expected 
to  rise  to  the  head  of  affairs,  support- 
ed by  popular  agitation,  and  the  in- 
fluence of'  a  democratic  representa- 
tive assembly.      The  bankrupts  in 
fortune,  the   blasted   in    character, 
the  ruined  in  prospects,  will  take 
to   patriotism,    "  the   last  refuge," 
as  Johnson   observed,    "  of  scoun- 
drels,"— while  the  persons  really  in- 
terested in  the  country,  by  the  pos- 
session   of    fortunes     permanently 
vested  in  it,  will  be  compelled  to 
"  sit  on  a  hill  retired,"  and  await  in 
impotent  silence  the  approach  of  the 
surge,  which  they  have  by  this  fatal 
act  been  deprived  of  the  means  of 
resisting. 

The  French  Chambers  exhibit  in 
the  clearest  manner  what  may  be  an- 
ticipated from  this  deterioration  of 
the  House  of  Commons,  arising  from 
the  undue  elevation  of  Peers  to  the 
Upper  House.  For  ten  years  past, 
several  great  creations  of  Peers  have 
taken  place  to  carry  particular  mea- 
sures, and  the  result  has  been  the 
formation  of  a  Chamber  of  Deputies, 
so  outrageous,  so  ridiculous,  as  to  be 
incapable  of  exercising  any  of  the 


401 

useful    functions  of  legislators.     A 
scene  of  indescribable  confusion  late- 
ly took  place ;  a  sitting  was  broken 
up  in  uproar,  because  Count  Monta- 
livet  called  the  French  the  subjects 
of  the  King !     So   deplorably  tena- 
cious are  democratic  assemblies  of 
any  thing  which  touches,  however 
remotely,  on  their  own   authority. 
But  in  useful  legislation,  in  projects 
of  real  utility,  we  look  in  vain  to  their 
proceedings  for  any  satisfactory  in- 
telligence. They  appear  to  be  entirely 
occupied  with  alienating  the  Crown 
property,  to  discharge  the  expenses 
created   by  their   democratic  esta- 
blishments.     It  is  the   same  with 
the  House  of  Commons ;   its  useful 
labours  have  diminished  just  in  pro- 
portion as  its  democratic  spirit  has 
increased.     The  last  year  has  been 
an  annus  nont  an  absolute  blank  in 
useful   legislation   or   practical  im- 
provement.    This  tendency  may  be 
expected  to 'increase  with  the  addi- 
tional infusion  of  popular  ambition 
from  the  Reform  Bill ;  and  most  cer- 
tainly   nothing    will   contribute   so 
much  to  augment  it  as  the  large  ab- 
straction  of  influential  proprietors, 
now  so  strongly  recommended,  for 
the  Upper  House. 

What  all  who  love  their  country 
have  to  do  now  in  the  Peerage, is  per- 
fectly clear.  Great  as  is  the  peril  of 
the  Reform  Bill,  the  peril  arising 
from  this  swamping  of  the  House  of 
Peers  is  still  greater.  At  all  hazards 
they  should  strive1  to  remove  the 
present  Ministers  from  their  situa- 
tions. This  they  can  easily  do,  and 
do  without  agitating  the  country  as 
to  Reform.  Let  them  throw  out  the 
Bill,  not  on  its  own  merits,  but  be- 
cause it  was  sought  to  be  carried  by 
such  means.  Let  them  pledge  them- 
selves at  the  same  time  to  entertain 
a  project  of  Reform  founded  on  ra- 
tional principles,  and  boldly  address 
the  Crown  to  remove  the  Adminis- 
tration. This  is  the  true  way  to  meet 
the  danger.  "  In  politics,  as  in  war," 
says  Napoleon,  "  he  who  takes  the 
lead  is  generally  sure  of  success." 
The  question  now  is  not  what  degree 
of  Reform  shall  be  carried ;  great  as 
that  question  is,  it  is  merged  in  one 
still  greater,  viz.  Whether  there  shall 
be  an  independent  branch  of  theLegis- 


VOL,  XXXI, 


Dec.  1831.  f  Edin,  Review,  vol.  vi,  Rev.  of  Bailly 


CXCI. 


2  c 


402 


A  Creation  of  Peers 


[Feb. 


lature  separate  from  the  Commons ; 
in  other  words,  whether  the  Crown 
is  to  be  made  the  mere  mouthpiece 
and  weapon  of  the  democratic  party, 
and  the  flood  of  revolution  is  to  over- 
whelm the  country  which  has  re- 
cently deluged  the  neighbouringking- 
dom? 

The  reforming  Administration  have 
been  now  above  a  year  in  power,  and 
the  following  financial  return  exhi- 
bits the  progressive  fall  in  the  Re- 
venue, from  the  political  agitation 
which  they  have  introduced  into  the 
country. 

The  first  table  exhibits  the  pro- 
gressive decline  in  the  Revenue  du- 
ring the  four  quarters  of  the  last  year 
of  the  Wellington  Administration  ;  a 
year  during  the  two  last  quarters  of 
which  the  reduction  in  the  beer  duty, 
which  produced  £3,000,000  sterling, 
came  into  operation. 

WELLINGTON  ADMINISTRATION. 

Decrease. 

Year  ending  5th  April,  1830.  £864,000 
5th  July,  .  .  690,000 
10th  Oct.  .  .  943,000 
5th  Jan.  1831.  640,000 

The  next  table  exhibits  the  pro- 
gressive decline  of  the  Revenue  du- 
ring the  four  quarters  of  the  Grey 
Administration;  in  the  latter  quarters 
of  which  their  reduction  of  taxation, 
estimated  in  all  at  £2,600,000,  came 
into  operation. 

GREY  ADMINISTRATION. 

Year  ending  5th  April,  1831.   £1,134,000 

.       .       5th  July,        .  1,656,000 

.       .        10th  Oct.       .  3,072,000 

.       .       5th  Jan,  1832.          3,984,000 

Thus,  while  the  year  ending  with 
the  concluding  quarter  of  the  Tory 
Administration,  though  embracing  a 
remission  of  £3,000,000  of  revenue, 


exhibits  only  a  deficiency  of  £640,000; 
the  first  complete  year  of  Whig  go- 
vernment, though  embracing  only  a 
reduction  of  taxation  to  the  amount 
of  £2,600,000,  exhibits  a  deficiency 
of  almost  four  millions.  In  other 
words,  supposing  the  reduction  of 
taxation  by  the  two  governments  had 
been  equal,  the  loss  of  revenue  ari- 
sing from  the  Whig  measures  was 
nearly  three  millions  and  a  half! 

The  Duke  of  Wellington  left  Earl 
Grey  a  real  sinking  fund  of  £2,900,000 
a-year.  Where  is  that  fund  now? 
Gone  to  the  vault  of  all  the  Capulets. 
The  succeeding  Administration  pa- 
red so  closely,  that  in  their  anxiety 
for  popularity,  they  left  no  surplus 
revenue  to  the  country;  in  other 
words,  they  annihilated  the  real  sink- 
ing fund  which  their  predecessors 
left  them.  And  now  what  is  the  re- 
sult of  their  government  ?  A  defi- 
ciency of  four  millions  !  The  wisdom 
of  the  Duke  of  Wellington's  adminis- 
tration so  compensated,  by  the  rise  of 
other  branches  of  the  revenue,  the 
reduction  of  the  beer  duty,  that  a  re- 
mission of  £3,000,000  produced  on- 
ly a  deficiency  in  the  concluding  year 
of  his  administration  of  £640,000. 
The  folly  of  Earl  Grey's  administra- 
tion so  aggravated,  by  the  fall  in  all 
other  departments,  the  remission  of 
£2,600,000  of  taxes  on  coals,  candles, 
and  calicoes,  that  it  augmented  the 
deficiency  to  four  millions  in  the 
first  year  of  his  government. 

If  the  details  of  this  enormous  de- 
ficit be  looked  into,  they  are  still 
more  instructive.  Every  department 
exhibits  a  deficiency  except  the  Post 
Office,  the  rise  in  which  arose  from 
the  suspension  of  franking  and  gene- 
ral bustle  consequent  on  the  gene- 
ral election.  The  following  are  the 
items : 


1831. 

Customs   . 

£16,343,000 

Excise 

16,895,000 

Stamps 

6,605,000 

Post  Office 

1,358,000 

Taxes 

5,013,000 

Miscellaneous 

601,000 

£46,815,000 


1832. 

£15,336,000 

14,330,000 

6,500,900 

1,391,000 

4,864,000 

409,000 

£42,830,000 


Increase. 


£.32,000 


£32,000 


Decrease. 
£1,007,000 
2,564  000 
104,000 

149,000 
191,000 

£4,015,000 


It  was  formerly  reckoned  that  a 
general  election,  by  the  expenditure 
it  occasioned,  raised  the  revenue  a 
million  sterling.  What  must  have 
been  the  conduct  of  the  Administra- 


tion, which,  in  spite  of  that  advan- 
tage, caused  it  to  decline  four  !  The 
Excise  fell  off  £2,500,000,  a  clear 
proof  how  much  the  insanity  of  de- 
mocratic ambition  is  beginning  to 


1832.]  A  Creation 

press  on  the  comforts  and  consump- 
tion of  the  poor. 

All  this,  the  Reformers  say,  is  truly 
owing  to  agitation ;  but  the  agitation 
rests  with  the  Conservative  party  who 
resisted  Reform,  and  no  such  cala- 
mity would  have  ensued  if  they  had 
quietly  submitted  to  the  change. 
This  is  like  a  husband,  who,  one 
morning,  found  his  wife  with  the 

1.  IRELAND,  1829. 
Catholic  Relief  Bill  passed — Universal 
tranquillity  promised  —  Subsequent 
Government  more  lenient  and  indul- 
gent to  that  party. 

2.  FRANCE,  1789. 
Revenue  ending  July,  ~) 
1789 — Last  year  of  V  £24,000,000. 
old  Constitution,          3 

FRANCE,  1829. 
Revenue  of  Charles  X.  ^ 
equalling  his  expendi-  V-  £40,000,000 
ture,  3 


3.  BELGIUM,  1829. 
Ships  entering  Ant-  ^ 
werp,   1829.— Last  V  1031. 
year  of  old  regime,       3 
Expenditure,  29,000,000  gilders. 

In  other  words,  successful  Reform 
has  brought  Ireland  to  the  brink  of 
civil  war;  it  reduced  the  revenue  of 
France  in  one  year  one-third  >  in  1790, 
and  compelled  in  peace  a  loan  of 
£11,000,000,  and  an  increase  of  re- 
venue of  £9,000,000  in  1830,  and  it 
lowered  to  nearly  a  third  of  its  former 
amount  the  trade  of  the  great  empo- 
rium of  Belgium.  And  yet  we  are  se- 
riously told  that  Reform,  which,  when 
resisted,  has  already  cost  the  nation 
£4,000,000  in  one  year,  is,  when  suc- 
cessful, to  restore  the  revenue  and 
revive  the  commerce  of  the  state. 

The  deplorable  effects  of  the  mis- 
government,  or  rather  the  cessation 
of  all  government,  during  the  last 
year,  is  equally  demonstrated  in 
other  departments.  The  Assizes 
have  met,  the  Special  Commissions 
have  opened,  and  an  universal  and 
most  lamentable  increase  of  crime 
is  every  where  conspicuous.  The 
Scotch  papers  exhibit  a  train  of 
murders,  in  that  once  moral  and  re- 
ligious part  of  the  empire,  unparal- 
elled  in  all  its  annals  :  the  English 
jails  are  all  overflowing  with  crimi- 
nals,and  the  contests  bet  ween  poach- 


of  Peers.  40,3 

sheets  round  his  throat,  and  the  pro- 
cess of  strangulation  commencing. 
Having  struggled  to  save  his  life,  she 
immediately  exclaimed,  "  Lie  quiet, 
it  will  soon  be  over."  If  any  man 
supposes  that  agitation  is  to  cease  or 
diminish,  or  do  any  thing  but  greatly 
increase,  with  the  passing  of  the  Re- 
form Bill,  we  would  recommend  the 
following  facts  to  his  consideration. 

IRELAND,  1832. 

Insurrection  almost  breaking  out — Ca- 
tholics in  unprecedented  state  of  ex- 
asperation—  Public  suffering  unex- 
ampled. 

FRANCE,  1790. 
Revenue  ending  July,  ^ 
1790.— First  year  of C  £16,000,000 
successful  reform,        3 

FRANCE,  1830. 

Expenditure,     .      .      .      £49,000,000 
Revenue,      ....          38,000,000 


BELGIUM,   1830.      1831. 
Ships  entering  Antwerp  ^ 
two  years  after  the  glo-  £    719         398 
rious  Revolution,  3 

Expenditure  of  year,  41,000,000  gilders. 

ers  and  gamekeepers  have  become 
so  common  and  desperate,  as  to 
amount  almost  to  a  Chouan  warfare. 
In  Ireland,  thirteen  policemen  have 
been  murdered  at  once  in  the  at- 
tempt to  levy  tithes ;  and  a  combi- 
nation to  oust  the  Protestant  clergy, 
by  resisting  payment  of  tithes,  is 
universal  over  a  large  part  of  the  is- 
land. A  general  dissolution  of  all 
the  bonds  of  authority,  of  all  the  re- 
straints of  power,  of  all  the  princi- 
ples of  morality,  seems  to  have  taken 
place.  All  this  flows  naturally  and 
inevitably  from  the  reckless  mea- 
sures of  Government,  and  the  in- 
flammatory addresses  of  that  portion 
of  the  press  which  they  honour  and 
support.  When  Ministers  advise 
Bishops  to  put  their  houses  in  order, 
and  the  ministerial  press  indulges, 
month  after  month,  and  year  after 
year,in  exhortations  to  every  species 
of  outrage,  in  ceaseless  vituperation 
of  the  order,  and  declamation  against 
the  wealth  of  the  clergy,  it  is  not 
surprising  that  their  ruffian  follow- 
ers should  imagine  that  the  era  of 
misrule  has  commenced,  that  an- 
archy is  to  be  the  order  of  the  day, 


404  A  Creation 

and  the  coercion  of  law  and  religion 
speedily  cease  throughout  the  land. 

The  trial  of  the  Bristol  rioters,  and 
the  tragic  act  with  which  they  have 
terminated,  must  open  every  man's 
eyes,  whose  heart  is  not  steeled  by 
democratic  fury,  to  the  enormous, 
the  incalculable  danger  of  the  sys- 
tem of  rousing  the  passions  of  the 
populace,  which  the  reforming  jour- 
nals have  so  long  and  assiduously 
laboured  to  promote.  The  pretence 
will  no  longer  do,  that  the  rioters 
were  mere  thieves  and  robbers,  who 
took  advantage  of  the  crowd  on  Sir 
Charles  Wether  ell's  entrance  to  per- 
petrate violence.  It  is  now  proved 
that  nine-tenths  of  them  were  men 
of  sober,  honest,  and  peaceable  ha- 
bits up  to  that  time;  but  that  they 
had  been  goaded  on  to  a  state  little 
short  of  insanity  by  the  declama- 
tions of  the  democratic  press,  and 
the  exhortations  to  violence  which 
for  months  had  been  ringing  in  their 
ears.  To  be  convinced  of  this,  we 
have  only  to  recollect  that  the  great- 
er part  even  of  the  ringleaders  were 
proved  to  be  men  of  good  character, 
and  who  engaged  in  acts  of  depre- 
dation and  incendiarism  then  for  the 
first  time.  If  we  would  see  by  what 
arts  this  peaceable  population  has 
been  roused  to  such  acts  of  fury,  we 
have  only  to  recollect  the  words 
proved  to  have  been  uttered  by  Da- 
vis when  the  Bishop's  palace  was 
burning : — 

"  Down  with  the  blasted  Bishops  : 
down  with  the  Clergy:  down  with 
the  Church  :  we  shall  in  a  month 
have  down  every  church  in  England, 
and  make  roads  of  the  ruins.  This 
is  the  work  we  want :  I  could  have 
foretold  these  twenty  years  it  would 
come  to  this  :  I  wish  I  could  set  fire 
to  every  church  and  jail  in  England: 
in  six  weeks  there  shall  not  be  one 
standing."* 

This  is  exactly  what  we  always 
have  asserted.  The  cause  of  reform, 
in  the  minds  of  the  great  mass  of 
the  popular  supporters  of  that  mea- 
sure, is  synonymous  with  a  destruc- 
tion of  all  the  fetters  of  law  and  re- 
ligion ;  an  universal  liberation  of  the 
passions  from  every  physical  or  mo- 
ral control.  It  is  judicially  proved 
that  these  were  the  ideas  which  rou- 


of  Peers.  [Feb. 

sed  the  Bristol  mobs ;  and  when  we 
consider  the  vast  pains  that  have 
been  taken  to  inspire  them  with  these 
principles,  it  is  not  surprising  that 
in  one  instance  the  train  took  fire. 

The  tragic  fate  of  Colonel  Brere- 
tonis  a  practical  proof  of  the  working 
of  that  system  of  submission  to  the 
mob,  which  all  the  Ministers,  from 
the  Premier,  have,  without  one  ex- 
ception, inculcated.  They  have  uni- 
formly held  out  that  the  demand  for 
reform  could  not  be  resisted,  and 
that  it  must  be  conceded,not  because 
it  was  in  itself  expedient,  but  be- 
cause the  people  demanded  it.  With 
such  principles  incessantly  promul- 
gated in  the  highest  quarters,  it  is 
not  surprising  that  the  head  of  an 
inferior  i  functionary  turned  on  the 
approach  of  danger.  On  the  one 
hand,  was  the  old  system  of  repress- 
ing violence  the  moment  it  broke 
forth,  and  stemming  the  torrent  of 
popular  fury,  as  you  would  the  let- 
ting out  of  waters ;  on  the  other,  the 
new  system  of  conceding  every  thing 
to  the  populace,  trusting  to  their 
wisdom,  justice,  and  good  sense;  and, 
above  all  things,  avoiding  the  irrita- 
tion of  their  feelings  by  any  opposi- 
tion to  their  wishes.  The  command- 
er at  Bristol,  though  a  gallant  officer 
in  the  field,  conceived  himself  bound 
to  adopt,  in  civil  dissensions,  the 
new  system  so  strongly  recommend- 
ed from  head-quarters ;  he  yielded 
every  thing  to  the  populace,  shook 
hands  with  the  rioters,  bowed  to  the 
majesty  of  the  people,  and  sent  the 
troops  out  of  town,  because  they 
promised  that  if  he  did  so,  they 
would  disperse  and  go  home.  The 
burning  of  the  city  was  theimmediate 
consequence.  His  better  feelings 
returned  when  the  crisis  was  over  ; 
and  the  nation  has  beheld  with  hor- 
ror with  what  a  relentless  hand  he 
punished  himself  for  having  adopted 
the  ministerial  system :  but  thosa 
who  corresponded  with  radical  meet- 
ings where  resolutions  to  pay  no 
taxes  were  passed,  and  declared  to 
them  that  the  whisper  of  a  faction 
cannot  prevail  against  the  voice  of 
the  English  people,  of  course  can- 
not condemn  a  proceeding  so  ex- 
actly in  unison  with  the  tenor  of 
their  own  political  conduct. 


*  Trial  of  Davis, 


1832.] 

Ministers,  according  to  Lord  Bla- 
ney,  urged  the  King  in  these  perilous 
days  to  disband  his  guards.  Reckless 
as  they  have  shewn  themselves  to  be, 
we  can  hardly  credit  this  statement : 
but  if  it  is  true,  it  is  exactly  the  sys- 
tem acted  on  at  Bristol.  Send  the 
dragoons  out  of  the  burning  city  to 
conciliate  the  people;  send  the  guards 
out  of  a  burning  kingdom  for  fear  of 
offending  them.  The  effects  of  this 
concession  to  the  mob  in  the  town 
speedily  developed  themselves  :  the 
effects  of  the  corresponding  conces- 
sions in  a  higher  quarter  promise  to 
be  not  less  fatal ;  with  this  difference, 
that  it  is  not  a  city  but  a  nation,  which 
will  be  consumed. 

Let  the  result  be  what  it  may,  we 
can  never  be  sufficiently  thankful 
that  the  Conservative  Party  have  had 
no  hand  in  producing  it.  If  the  last 
hour  of  the  British  Constitution  has 
struck,  if  the  glories  and  the  achieve- 
ments of  a  thousand  years  are  to  be 
buried  for  ever,  let  us  be  thankful 
that  the  infamy  of  producing  such  a 
catastrophe  rests  on  the  Reformers, 


A  Creation  of  Peers. 


405 

and  the  Reformers  alone.  Their 
leaders  have  said,  that  fame  is  now 
their  only  object,  that  they  look  to 
the  voice  of  history  for  a  vindication 
of  their  motives.  Let  them  not  be 
afraid :  History  will  do  them  justice. 
Their  names  will  never  be  forgotten. 
The  destroyers  of  such  a  fabric  as 
the  English  Constitution  are  not 
likely  to  sink  into  oblivion.  The 
future  Tacitus,  who  is  to  paint  the 
corruptions  and  the  vices  of  the  last 
days  of  the  British  empire ;  the  un- 
born Gibbon,  who  is  to  portray  its 
decline  and  fall,  will  consign  their 
achievements,  in  just  and  merited 
terms,  to  futurity:  he  will  contrast 
theresplendent  empire  they  received, 
with  the  distracted  and  falling  state 
they  have  surrendered  :  the  glories 
of  their  predecessors  with  the  ruin 
and  desolation  which  they  occasion- 
ed :  the  immortal  days  of  heroic  re- 
nown with  the  strifes  and  the  fury 
of  revolutionary  struggles  :  the  long 
era  of  British  freedom  with  the  sla- 
very and  the  corruption  of  a  decli- 
ning age. 


LETTER  FROM  PROFESSOR  DUNBAR  AND  MR  E.  H.  BARKER, 
TO  THE  EDITOR  OF  BLACKWOOD's  MAGAZINE. 


SIR,— In  the  last  Number  (V.)  of 
the  "  Quarterly  Journal  of  Educa- 
tion," there  is  an  article  written  by 
a  scholar  evidently  of  considerable 
acquirements,  which  contains  a  re- 
view of  the  Greek  and  English  Lexi- 
con lately  published  by  Professor 
Dunbar  and  Mr  E.  H.  Barker,  and  a 
comparison  between  it  and  the  se- 
cond edition  of  Dr  Donnegan's  Lexi- 
con. As  there  are  several  strictures 
in  that  review  which  we,  the  editors 
of  the  Lexicon,  consider  both  par- 
tial and  unfair,  and  as  some  of  the 
author's  opinions  seem  to  us  very 
questionable,  we  trust  you  will  al- 
low us,  through  the  medium  of  your 
Journal,  to  state  the  views  and  prin- 
ciples we  adopted  when  commen- 
cing the  work,  and  to  refute  some  of 
the  charges  that  have  been  brought 
against  us. 

The  author  of  the  review  has  sta- 
ted very  correctly  that  Donnegan's 
Lexicon  is  based  on  that  of  Schnei- 
der, and  that  ours  is  founded  on  the 
second  and  improved  edition  of  a 
translation  of  Schrevelius,  publish- 


ed at  Boston,  in  the  United  States, 
in  the  year  1829.  It  may  be  asked 
why,  since  Donnegan's  first  edition 
was  little  more  than  a  translation  of 
Schneider's,  we  were  not  content 
with  his  Lexicon,  but  chose  one  for 
our  basis  of  an  inferior  character  ? 
To  this  we  reply,  that  we  thought 
neither  of  these  Lexicons  well  adapt- 
ed to  that  class  of  students  who  stand 
most  in  need  of  an  elementary  Dic- 
tionary, as  they  exhibited  very  few 
of  the  tenses  of  verbs,  not  many  of  the 
varieties  of  dialect,  and  a  very  limited 
number  of  apposite  quotations  from 
the  classic  authors;  and  they  also 
left  the  quantities  of  doubtful  vowels 
in  syllables  undetermined.  To  these 
may  be  added,  the  entire  omission  of 
an  English  and  Greek  Lexicon.  To 
supply  in  some  measure  these  defi- 
ciencies, the  second  edition  of  the 
American  Lexicon  appeared  to  us  the 
most  suitable,  as  a  groundwork  on 
which  we  might  raise  a  better  struc- 
ture. When,  however,  we  came  to  ex- 
amine it  minutely,  we  found  that  a 
vast  number  of  words  had  been  omit- 


40(3  Letter  from  Professor  Dunlar  and  Mr  E.  H.  Barker.          (Feb. 

ted,  few  references  from  approved  Latin  words,  acies,  acus,  acidus,  &c. 
authors  had  been  recorded,  many  ten-  It  certainly  appears  to  us  that  this  ia 
ses  of  verbs  and  cases  of  nouns  were  just  going  back  to  Dr  Murray's  fan- 


needlessly  repeated,  and  the  etymo- 
logical derivations  of  words  were,  in 
many  places,  observed  to  be  erro- 
neous. To  remedy  all  these  defects 
in  the  first  edition  of  an  improved 
work,  appeared  impossible,  and  we 
were,  therefore,  obliged  to  content 
ourselves  with  pruning  redundan- 
cies, correcting  errors,  and  introdu- 
cing a  vast  quantity  of  new  matter, 
supported  by  numerous  references 
and  authorities.  That  our  Lexicon 
"  does  not  exhibit  any  systematic  de- 
velopementof  the  etymological  forms 
of  the  Greek  language,"  cannot  be 
denied,  for  very  obvious  reasons,  and 
chiefly,because  such  a  developement, 
even  upon  the  plan  suggested  by  the 
learned  Reviewer,  would  have  re- 
quired a  series  of  dissertations  and 
proofs,  entirely  out  of  place  in  such 
a  manual  as  we  intended  our  Lexi- 
con to  be.  That  far  more  might  have 
been  done  in  this  department,  we 
will  not  dispute ;  but  some  of  the 
errors  and  absurdities  laid  to  our 
charge,  are  sins  of  omission,  not  of 
commission,  as  most  of  them  are  to 
be  found  in  the  American  edition, 
which,  however,  we  allow  ought  not 
to  have  been  overlooked  by  us.  Still, 
as  they  did  not  originate  with  us,  we 
ought  not  to  be  considered  as  their 
immediate  authors. 

The  author  of  the  review  has  fa- 
voured his  readers  with  some  specu- 
lations respecting  the  roots  of  words, 
which,  in  general,  appear  to  be  sound 
enough,  but  which  he  is  egregiously 
mistaken  if  he  considers  to  be  either 
new,  or  at  all  adapted  to  the  forma- 
tion of  a  Lexicon.  They  may  be  in- 
troduced with  much  propriety  in 
lectures  on  the  theory  and  structure 
of  languages,  and  have  been  carried 
to  a  considerable  extent  by  one  of 
the  editors,  in  his  "  Inquiry  into  the 
Structure  and  Affinity  of  the  Greek 
and  Latin  Languages,"  &c. ;  a  work 
with  which  the  Reviewer  seems  to  be 
wholly  unacquainted.  Suppose  a 
lexicographer  were  to  state,  accord- 
ing to  the  opinion  of  the  Reviewer, 
that  a.*/**)  was  derived  from  <*«,  a 
point.  It  might  naturally  be  asked, 
in  what  Greek  author  is  «'*  to  be 
found  ?  The  enquirer  would,  per- 
haps, be  told,  that  it  was  so  stated  in 
a  certain  review,  or  a  certain  pam- 
phlet, and  that  he  will  find  it  in  the 


ciful  system  of  deriving  all  Greek 
words  from  monosyllables,  such  as 
Ag,  Bag,  Dwag,  &c.,  and  is  not  much 
better  than  the  old  Hemsterhusian 
Duads.  Let  it  not  be  supposed  that 
we  object  to  all  the  Reviewer's  deri- 
vations, as  some  of  them  seem  to  be 
quite  correct,  a»^«~0j,  a,%f*.a£a  from 
*»?**  ;  but  we  are  somewhat  scepti- 
cal about  that  of  a»Eo^a/,  unless  he 
can  shew,  from  good  authority,  that 
the  tiTj^of  old,  made  more  use  of  the 
lancet  than  of  pharmacy,  and  did  not 
deserve  the  name  which  the  Father 
of  Poetry  has  bestowed  upon  them, 
of  being  voXv^>a,^n»oi.  —  //.  xvi.  28. 

Tovg  ftev  r     wrgo 


We  have  also  very  great  doubts 
about  the  soundness  of  some  of  his 
other  dogmas.  "  When  we  know," 
says  he,  "  that  a  very  large  class 
of  nouns  are  formed  by  adding  the 
suffix  f*n  to  the  stem,  of  what  im- 
portance is  it  to  drag  the  student 
through  the  tedious  process  of  de- 
ducing this  from  a  perfect  passive  in 
p*'  ?"  For  no  other  reason  than  to 
present  something  intelligible  to  his 
understanding,  which  the  suffix  P* 
never  can  do,  unless  the  Reviewer 
should  condescend  to  tell  him  some- 
thing more  about  its  nature  and  ori- 
gin than  that  it  is  merely  a  suffix. 
But  there  are  many  suffixes  besides 
A*»»  and  others  which  the  Reviewer 
has  enumerated,  added  to  monosylla- 

bic Words,  SUCh  as  a-gay-/"**  W£ay-<nj, 

<x  ptt.y-TnQ  —  wom-fta,  tfom-ffi?,  wom-Tns,  ap- 
parently formed  from  the  perfect 

passive   of  ^r^da-a-u  (w^ayw)   and    TOM, 

What  explanation  does  he  give  con- 
cerning these  ?  From  any  thing  that 
can  be  gathered  from  his  lucubra- 
tions, he  considers  them  as  suffixes 
thrown  at  random  to  the  end  of  mo- 
nosyllabic roots,  without  any  definite 
signification  of  their  own.  Classifi- 
cation of  the  same  terminations  is 
no  doubt  highly  useful,  and  may,  in 
many  instances,  facilitate  the  study 
of  the  language;  but  it  is  a  mere 
mechanical  operation,  and  gives  little 
or  no  insight  into  the  nature  and  mean- 
ing of  the  terminations  themselves. 

Having  shewn  what  trifling  infor- 
mation could  be  communicated  to 
students  by  adopting  the  etymologi- 
cal process  recommended  by  the 


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Reviewer,  we  shall  now  proceed  to 
notice  some  particular   derivations 
on  which   he   has  commented.     In 
our  Lexicon,  and  in  Donnegan's  also, 
«fraj,  bread,\s  marked  as  a. primitive. 
We  agree   with    the   Reviewer    in 
thinking  that  it  is  not  a  primitive ; 
but  we  must  be  allowed  to  assign  it 
a  different  origin  from  what  he  has 
given  to  it.     Donnegan  says,  "  some 
take   «%«",   better,  perhaps,  Th.  *%*>. 
with  Damm,  to  render  compact."  The 
Reviewer  derives  it  from  *&  to  fit. 
We  cannot  see  any  natural  or  ne- 
cessary  connexion    between    «$*•«*, 
bread,  and  «f  or  <*•%  as   interpreted 
by   these    gentlemen.      We    rather 
imagine  that  d^ros  is    derived  from 
the  primitive  verb  a.^u,  to  till  or  cul- 
tivate the  around ;  hence  a.%rasy  pro- 
bably   from   <*%oro;,  the  product,  or 
what  springs  from  the  cultivation  of 
the  ground ;  hence  food  in  general, 
and  then  bread.     We  willingly  sur- 
render to  him  Tt<*>za,  as  being  none 
of  our  own;    but  to  make  its   de- 
rivation intelligible,  we  want  some- 
thing more  than  Donnegan's  *£>  and 
his  suffix  ?«.    Of  €^aro?,  we  have  said 
that  "  it  seems  to  be  derived  from 
£$»«•*«,   to  eat."     Donnegan,    "  Th. 
probably  akin  to  ^raj,  from  pogo;y 
hence  mors."  The  Reviewer, "  There 
is  no  difficulty  about  preferring  the 
latter  explanation  (derivation  ?)  to 
the  former,  though  Dr  Donnegan's  is 
not  entirely  free  from  objection  as  to 
the  shape  in  which  it  is  given." — 
"  As  we  have  the  word  po^rog  in  a 
fragment  of  Callimachus,  we  may 
have   the  word  PHOTOS,  or  fyoros,  the 
interchange  of  the  /»  and  €  being 
a  very  common  occurrence."    While 
we  leave  our  readers  to  judge  of 
the   probability  of  this   derivation, 
we  shall  proceed  to  adduce  some  ar- 
guments in  support  of  our  own,  at 
the  same  time  hinting  to  them,  how 
slippery  a  subject  etymology  is.  It  will 
scarcely  be  disputed  that  the  noun 
*P$eoriat  the  food  of  the  gods,  (by  the 
use   of  which,   says   Schneider    or 
Donnegan,  immortality  was  confer- 
red,) and  *p£{6fiost  are  derived  from 
the  obsolete  verb  fy'«,  the  immedi- 
ate parent  of  fyi«-*«,  to  eat.     The  p 
in  both  has  evidently  been  interpo- 
sed to  make  the  pronunciation  more 
easy  to  the  organs  of  the  voice,  and 
the  sound  more  agreeable  to  the  ear, 
as,  originally,  they  must  have  been, 
according  to  the  common  analogy, 
a,'£(trim  and  ufywos.     In  II,  v.  369, 


407 

we  have  0"«ga  $ 'ap^onov  CaXsi/  «i9a^and 
threw  beside  them  food,  not  vulgar 
food,  (such  as  was  used  on  earth.) 
In  II.  xiv.  78,  we  find  »u£  afyoVij,  the 
same  as  *pfy6r»  as  the  latter  adjec- 
tive is  found  with  the  same  noun  in 

OdySS.    Xi.   329.      Ilgiv    ya^   xiv   xal    vl>% 

Qftir  a./tfyoros.     Homer  employs  the 
adjective  $0*C(ta»«  with  v«£,  with  the 
very  same  signification  :     II.  ii.  57, 
'Aft£go<rwv  $10,  VUXTU.     We  would   now 
ask  any  candid  enquirer,  not  wedded 
to  a  particular  theory,  whether  any  of 
these  words  can  be  related  to  such  a 
fictitious  monster  as  p^orat,  or  to  a 
kind  of  nondescript  as  po^ris,  and  are 
not  rather  derived  from  the  obsolete 
verb  ^9»,  the  parent  of  Cg****,  ac- 
cording to  a  well-established  analo- 
gy in  the  formation  of  verbs  in  fx-u  ? — 
B;U£,  and  the  shad,  we  shall  give  up 
to  him  to  devour  as  he  pleases,  though 
we  do  not  think  that  £xa£  has  any  con- 
nexion  with  the  adjective  p«a.«*0*, 
passing,  according  to  the  Reviewer's 
usual  theory  of  reduction,  into  jwA.«»a 
thence  into  €xax,  says  he,  the  transi- 
tion is  easy,  as  well  as  to  the  Latin 
Jlac  'inflaccidus.     We  can  from  this, 
surely,  very  easily  account  for  the 
English  word  black,  just  as  readily 
as  those  who  derive  cucumber  from 
King  Jeremiah.     We  also  make  him 
a  presentof  the  derivation  of  €*.s<pa>ovt 
as  not  having  been  concocted  by  the 
"  combined  ingenuity  of  Messrs  Dun- 
bar  and  Barker,"  though  we  take 
some  shame  to  ourselves  for  having 
allowed  such  an  absurd  derivation 
to  have   escaped  our  notice.     The 
derivation  also  of  $«*W£«  shall   be 
given  up,  along  with  several  others, 
which,  we  again  repeat,  did  not  ori- 
ginate with  us,  but  which  ought,  un- 
doubtedly, to  have  been  omitted  or 
corrected.     We  could   furnish  him 
with  a  tolerably  extensive  list,  both 
from  Schneider  and  Donnegan,   to 
match  those  that  he  has  pointed  out 
in  our  Lexicon,  though  it  does  riot 
appear  to  have  been  convenient  for 
him  to  bring  them  before  his  read- 
ers; and  we  are  also  of  opinion,  that 
several  of  his  own  derivations  might 
be  sent  back  to  the  awkward  squad, 
as  not  sufficiently  drilled  to  make  a 
respectable  appearance.     Who,  for 
instance,  would  think  of  making  the 
stem  of  btfv6£a,  *«•»•,  or  of  Sto-vis  and 
biffvstrtos,  §ttr#  ?  We  differ  a  little  from 
Blomfield,  in  his  derivation  of  the 
latter  from  $tos  and  ovis,  as  we  think 
that  it  is  from  Stis  and  H,  the  voice 


Letter  from  Professor  Dunbar  and  Mr  E.  H.  Barker* 


408 

of  the  gods.  The  composition  of 
avxoas  c.  «S«,  as  stated  in  the  Lexicon, 
we  must  also  disown,  though  we 
think  that  the  Reviewer's  remarks 
upon  it,  and  some  other  adjectives, 
are  more  ingenious  than  solid.  We 
are  inclined  to  adopt  Dr  Blomfield's 
opinion  concerning  the  derivation  of 
it,  and  several  other  words  of  a  si- 
milar formation,  as  being  far  more 
simple  and  intelligible. 

On  the  Reviewer's  second  division 
of  his  subject,  viz.  On  the  Existing 
Forms  of  \Vords  in  certain  Authors, 
we  have  but  a  very  few  remarks  to 
make.  "  A  complete  Lexicon  of  a  lan- 
guage," says  he,  "  would  present  us 
with  those  words  only  which  are 
found  in  the  authors  that  the  Lexi- 
con professes  to  explain."  A  Greek 
Lexicon,  founded  on  this  plan,would, 
we  imagine,  be  very  incomplete  and 
unsatisfactory,  as  there  are  innumer- 
able instances  of  words,  having  once 
been  current  in  the  language,  that  af- 
terwards gave  place  to  others;  but 
from  these  obsolete  words  were  deri- 
ved many  that  were  employed  both 
in  spoken  and  written  language.  We 
allude,  in  particular,  to  the  tenses  of 
verbs,  which,  in  very  few  instances, 
were  formed  from  the  same  Presents, 
or  from  Presents  in  use  at  a  late 
stage  of  the  language.  There  is  a  very 
material  difference  in  this  respect 
between  the  Greek  and  Latin  verbs  ; 
the  former  having  borrowed  several 
of  their  tenses  from  their  primitive 
usage  in  different  dialects,  while  the 
latter  derived  theirs  from  one  only. 
The  construction,  therefore,  of  a 
Greek  and  Latin  Dictionary,  must 
proceed  upon  different  principles, 
though  they  may,  and  ought  to  be, 
more  nearly  approximated  than  they 
generally  are.  While  we  think  the 
Reviewer  has  overlooked  this  very 
material  distinction,  we  perfectly 
agree  with  \mnihatobsolete  primitives 
ought  to  be  so  pointed  out  as  not  to 
mislead  learners.  We  admit  that,  in 
•  our  Lexicon,  <r«y«,  which  he  has 
taken  as  an  example  of  our  reference 
to  imaginary  words,  ought  to  have 
been  marked  as  obsolete.  But  we  can- 
not agree  with  him  when  he  says  that 
«rny«  "  is  as  regular  as  xly®  or  TV5r(<r)«." 
Surely  the  Reviewer  has  forgot  that 
there  is  such  a  tense  as  I«ra'yuv,  which 
cannot  be  immediately  stuck  upon 
57777.  Homer  says,  II.  x.  374 — ^ov^>; 

ax  cast*)  'Ev  ya.ii}  ivdy*.  Is  it  llOt  fl'Om  the 

jrft'yff,  the  root  of  the  Latin 


[Feb. 

pango,  and  differs  only  from  «rwy«  in 
belonging  to  a  different  dialect  of  the 
same  language  ?  We  imagine,  there- 
fore, that  both  vayo  and  «r«y«  had,  at 
one  period,  an  existence  in  the 
language,  otherwise  we  cannot  per- 
ceive how  the  other  tenses  of  the 
verb  could  have  been  formed.  The 
Reviewer  seems  to  consider  *V*M  as 
an  imaginary  word.  We  would  ask 
him,  if,  in  the  course  of  his  reading, 
he  ever  lighted  upon  'irwrov  •  and  if  he 
did,  by  what  process  he  would  form  it 
from  TU*V«?  If  he  should  consider  it 
also  one  of  our  imaginary  tenses,  we 
beg  leave  to  refer  him  to  Eurip.  Ion. 
768.  Under  this  verb  we  have  mark- 
ed <rv*rhffu  from  the  obsol.  <ru7r««,  and 
have  referred  to  Aristoph.  Nub.  1443. 
also  to  rvwriifofAui,  as  the  second  fut. 
passive,  and  a  reference  to  the  same 
play.  What  says  Donnegan  respect- 
ing rvvrnffv?Simp]yfut.Att.Aristoph. 
Plut.2.},  without  any  reference  to 
wxrwop.«,t  at  all.  The  same  observa- 
tions apply  to  yivopKi.  We  have  lit- 
tle doubt  that  y<*«  and  yw  were  the 
roots  of  this  verb,  and  that  they  are 
widely  scattered  in  other  languages, 
under  forms  stripped  of  the  Greek 
inflections.  These  inflections  we 
would  recommend  to  the  study  of 
the  Reviewer,  who  seems,  as  far  as 
we  can  judge,  to  be  ignorant  of  their 
nature.  We  would  now  ask  him,  if 
ya.tu  had  no  existence,  where  would 
he  get  y'tya.1*.  -,  and  if  ye«,  and  then 
y«»,  were  mere  fictions  of  the  ima- 
gination, whence  came  lywpw  and 
synvapw  ?  He  would  probably  smile 
when  we  assert,  that  the  Greek  verb 
€E-«,  or  £!-«/«*«',  is  only  a  different 
form  of  the  same  verb,  (II.  xvi.  852.) 
and  also  £a&>,  whence  €«»'**>  and  €e£a«y 
likewise  more  immediately  1  aor. 
I£W.  Perhaps  he  would  look  with 
astonishment  when  we  still  farther 
assert,  that  our  Anglo-Saxon  verb  to 
be  is  the  very  same  word,  stripped 
of  its  suffix  ap.a.1.  If  we  have  omitted 
to  mark,  in  some  instances,  these 
primary  forms,  as  having  become  ob- 
solete, it  was  not  because  we  were 
ignorant  of  the  fact,  but  because  we 
found  it  necessary  to  apply  ourselves 
to  more  important  matters.  From 
the  Reviewer's  remarks,  it  might  be 
supposed  that  we  had  entirely  ne- 
glected this  branch  of  Lexicography. 
•  If  he  had  examined  our  Dictionary 
with  any  other  view  than  instituting 
a  comparison  between  it  and  Don- 
negan's,  he  would  have  found  many 


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I.  evil 


examples  pointed  out  of  obsolete 
forms  of  presents,  as  well  as  of  other 
tenses,  generally  received  in  other 
Lexicons. 

The  Re  viewer  seems  to  be  very  well 
satisfied  with  the  explanation  he  has 
given  of  the  word  pu^os.  He  compares 
ours  with  Donnegan's,  and  both  with 
his'  own.  We  will,  no  doubt,  be  accu- 
sed of  partiality,  when  we  say  that 
we  consider  our  own  to  be  the  best, 
though  somewhat  defective  in  the 
natural  arrangement.  We  would  be 
glad  to  know  in  what  Greek  author 
tvdfMs  signifies  "  the  forming  of  an 
outline  or  figure  ?  We  know  of  none 
such  ;  and  we  would  also  wish  to 
know  what  definite  idea  the  explan- 
ation of  fvSfMs,  by  "a  term  applicable 
to  music,  dancing,  adjusting  the  dress, 
tranquillity  of  mind,  &c."  conveys  ? 
What  information  would  a  student 
obtain  from  these  very  indefinite  ex- 
planations, to  enable  him  to  translate 
the  following  passage  from  Xen.  Cyr. 

~  ~^ti  Q>  VGC&T&i'fl'TZ    00^YlQ'Q{X'tVQt}    f£Yi    OW&JS     00~ 

?  —  The  whole  is  summed  up 
by — "  Stem  pw."  Now,  we  would 
ask,  in  sober  earnest,  what  idea  any 
one  could  form  from  being  told,  that 
the  stem  of  pvfpos  is  pv  ?  If  he  were 
to  consult  all  the  Greek  Lexicons  that 
were  ever  published,  or  if  he  should 
hunt  after  this  fugitive  particle 
through  all  the  Greek  authors  that 
ever  wrote,  we  doubt  much  if  he 
would  be  able  to  get  even  a  slight 
glance  of  it.  We  think  that  it  may 
be  observed  in  the  equable  jftow  of 
mighty  streams,  in  the  regular  pro- 
gression of  time  and  of  the  seasons,  and 
the  uniform  motion  of  the  heavenly 
bodies.  We  connect  it  Avith  the 
verb  ps«,  to  flow,  and  derive  from  it 
*fA<pipp-jros  and  fptflppwost  as  in  Odyss. 
xix.  173. 

The  Reviewer  has  found  fault 
Avith  our  translation  of  MM,  which 
we  have  stated  to  be,  *  the  decision  of 
a  judge.'  "Surely,"  says  he,  "the 
decision  of  a  judge  is  not  that  from 
which  our  notions  of  right  andj'ustice 
are  necessarily  derived."  We  shall 
remit  him  to  Westminster  Hall  for 
the  decision  of  this  knotty  point,  to 
take  "  the  opinion  of  the  Judges  there 
upon  his  demurrer."  We  have  some 
doubts  as  to  our  own  correctness, 
but  none  at  all  that  he  is  e*«T«v  trctim 
away  from  the  true  meaning;  S'*«, 
Ave  imagine  to  be,  a  charge  on  parole 
evidence^  y»«<p>jj  a  charge  on  written 


evidence.  Hence,  urlyw  SUuv  s.\s  ™ 
ltxa,<rrr£iov.  We  think  that  it  is  near- 
ly allied  to  the  Latin  verb  dico  ;  and 
bears  a  very  close  resemblance,  in 
some  of  its  applications,  to  the  Latin 
noun  ritu  ;  »wos  SU«» —  ^Eschyl.  ; 
ceterafluminisrituferuntur. — Horace. 
We  might  extend  our  remarks  to 
various  other  comparisons  which  the 
Reviewer  has  made  between  our 
Lexicon  and  Dr  Donnegan's,  and  to 
several  of  his  own  opinions,  regard- 
ing the  correct  explanation  of  certain 
words,  but  we  imagine  we  have  said 
enough  to  convince  every  impartial 
reader  that  he  has  a  theory  of  his 
own  which  he  is  endeavouring  to 
support,  and  that  many  of  his  defini- 
tions, founded  on  that  theory,  are 
very  questionable.  We  might,  per- 
haps, complain  that,  while  he  has 
frequently  compared  Donnegan  with 
Schneider,  and  us  with  both,  he  did 
not  examine  the  work  on  which  our 
Lexicon  was  founded,  and  point  out 
some  of  the  more  important  addi- 
tions, alterations,  and  improvements 
we  have  introduced.  To  the  etymo- 
logical part  of  our  Lexicon,  and  the  ar- 
rangement of  the  meanings  of  words, 
as  primary  and  secondary,  less  atten- 
tion was  given  than  they  certainly  de- 
serve, in  consequence  of  the  deficien- 
cies that  were  to  be  supplied  in  other 
more  important  departments.  They 
form,  however,  the  most  difficult 
part  of  a  well  constructed  dictionary, 
and  require  a  thorough  knowledge 
of  the  language  from  its  very  infancy, 
of  its  different  dialects,  of  the  changes 
it  underwent  from  time  to  time  from 
various  causes,  of  the  natural  scenery 
of  the  country,  the  customs,  laws, 
pursuits,  and  occupations  of  the  inha- 
bitants, and  also  the  sagacity  to  trace 
the  operations  of  all  these,  and  many 
more  circumstances,  in  forming  and 
extending  the  speech  of  a  people 
such  as  that  of  the  Greeks.  Our 
chief  object  was  to  furnish  young 
men  with  a  manual,  to  enable  them 
to  read  and  understand  most  of  the 
Greek  authors,  and  to  give  them 
those  explanations  only  which  seem- 
ed best  calculated  for  this  purpose. 
One  part  of  our  labours,  which  we 
considered  of  no  small  importance, 
but  which  has  been  entirely  over- 
looked by  the  Reviewer,  was,  to  in- 
troduce as  many  quotations  as  our 
limits  would  allow,  from  the  classi- 
cal Greek  authors,  in  support  of 
our  explanations.  The  omission 


410 


iLctttrfrom  Professor  Dunbar  and  Mr  E.  H.  Barker.  [Feb. 


of  these  is  a  defect  in  most  Greek 
Lexicons  that  we  have  consulted. 
When  a  student  has  authorities 
before  him  on  which  he  can  rely 
for  such  and  such  explanations,  he 
knows  that  he  is  proceeding  upon 
sure  grounds,  and  is  not  left  to  find 
his  way  through  a  mass  of  transla- 
tions, very  often  of  synonymous  im- 
port, and  generally  extremely  vague. 
We  might  also  feel  disappointed  that 
the  Reviewer  has  taken  no  notice  of 
one  feature  in  our  Lexicon,  which 
we  consider  of  the  utmost  import- 
ance to  junior  students  in  particu- 
lar, viz.  the  marking  the  quantities  of 
most  of  the  doubtful  vowels.  When 
learners  are  left  without  such  a  guide, 
particularly  when  their  knowledge 
of  the  prosody  of  the  language  is 
defective,  they  are  perpetually  get- 
ting into  blunders,  and  acquire  a 
vicious  pronunciation  which  they 
seldom  get  entirely  rid  of.  We  ima- 
gine the  Reviewer  could  hardly  fail 
to  approve  of  this  additional  aid  to 
students  ;  and  yet  in  comparing  our 
Lexicon  with  Dr  Donnegan's,  which 
exhibits  nothing  of  the  kind,  he  has 
not  taken  the  slightest  notice  of  it. 

He  tells  his  readers  towards  the 
conclusion  of  his  review,  that  "  Pro- 
fessor Dunbar's    Lexicon  contains, 
at  .the  end,  an  English  and  Greek 
Lexicon,  intended  to  aid  students  in 
writing  Greek.     We  have  not  exa- 
mined it."  Now,  although  this  Lexi- 
con is  by  no  means  either  so  full  or 
so  accurate  as  we  intended  it  to  have 
been,  we  yet  think  that  it  is  an  im- 
portant addition  to  a  Greek  Diction- 
ary, and  may,  when  enlarged  with 
many  more  words,  with  various  re- 
ferences and  idiomatic  expressions, 
prove  of  great  service  to  the  more 
advanced    students    in    composing 
Greek  exercises  and  themes.     To 
supply  these  shall  be  our  endeavour 
in  preparing  for  a  second  edition  of 
the  work.    In  the  mean  time,  we  de- 
sire those  who  may  be   influenced 
by  the  opinions  of  the  reviewers,  to 
compare  this  part  of  our  Lexicon 
with  any  other  of  a  similar  nature, 
with  Grove's,  or  Dr  Maltby's,  at  the 
end  of  his  "  Greek  Gradus,"  and  we 


think,  if  they  are  not  deeply  preju- 
diced indeed,  they  will  find  ours  im- 
measurably superior,  even  in  its  pre- 
sent defective  state,  to  any  of  them. 
In  conclusion,  we  beg  leave  to  ex- 
press our  obligations  to  the  learned 
Reviewer,  not  only  for  any  favour- 
able expressions  that  may  have  es- 
caped him  towards  our  work,  but 
also  for  the   criticisms  he  has  be- 
stowed upon  it,  as  they  will  put  us 
in   the    way   of  correcting   several 
errors   that   had   formerly  escaped 
our  notice.     We  trust  that  we  shall 
be  always  ready  to  avail  ourselves 
of  remarks  upon  any  of  our  publi- 
cations, when  they  are  made  in  the 
language  and  style  befitting  a  gen- 
tleman to  use,  and  not,  as  we  have 
lately  witnessed,  for  the  purpose  of 
gratifying  a    malignant  disposition. 
We  allude  to  an  article  in  the  last 
number  of  the  Westminster  Review, 
upon  the  "  State  of  Greek  Litera- 
ture in  Scotland."     The  author  of 
this  article  is  understood  to  be  a  Mr 
George  Milligan,*  a  private  teacher 
in  this  city,  a  licentiate  of  the  Church 
of  Scotland,  and  a  writer  of  some 
notoriety  in  newspapers  and  maga- 
zines.    This   person  has  given   va- 
rious proofs  of  an  inveterate  hosti- 
lity towards  one  of  us,  by  petulant 
censures,  gross  misrepresentations, 
and  offensive  sneers.     A  few  years 
ago  he  published,  in  the  Edinburgh 
Evening  Post,  a  series  of  articles  on 
the  State  of  Greek  Literature  in  this 
country,  and  the  mode  of  teaching 
it  in  our  Universities  ,•  and  at  the 
very  commencement  of  his  under- 
taking, thought  fit  to  libel  the  whole 
body  of  the  clergy  of  Scotland,  by 
asserting  that  few  or  none  of  them 
were  capable  of  reading  the  Greek 
Testament.     But  the  principal  ob- 
jects of  his  attack  were  the  Profes- 
sors of  Greek  in  the  Universities  of 
Edinburgh  and  Glasgow,  particular- 
ly the  former.  Not  content,  however, 
with   endangering,  as  he  imagined, 
their  characters  as  scholars,  his  am- 
bition aimed  at  greater  objects,  the 
demolition  and  reconstruction  of  our 
highest  Literary  Establishments.  His 
theories  were  broached  at  the  time 


*  It  is  with  very  considerable  reluctance  that  we  take  notice  of  this  person  at  all ; 
and  we  certainly  would  never  have  done  so,  had  he  not  figured  away  in  his  usual 
style  of  flippancy  and  malignity  in  so  respectable  a  periodical  as  the  Westminster  Re- 
view. How  such  a  pitiful  article  should  have  got  admission  there,  has  created  some 
surprise.  It  could  only  have  been  in  consequence  of  the  zeal  he  has  manifested  in 
the  destruction  of  ancient  establishments.  It  is  necessary  to  observe,  that  Mr  Barker 
is  no  party  to  the  following  remarks. — G.  D. 


Letter  from  Pruftssui'  JJunbur  and  Mr  E.  H.  Barker.  41 L 


when  the  Commissioners  for  visiting 
the  Universities  of  Scotland  were  in 
full  career  of  examining  all  and  sun- 
dry who  had  any  pretensions  to  pro- 
pose plans  of  reform  in  our  Colleges  ; 
and  great  must  have  been  his  disap- 
pointment in  not  having  been  sum- 
moned before  these  dignified  person- 
ages to  develope  plans  prepared  for 
their  special  approbation.  It  might 
be  supposed,that  a  person,  who  takes 
it  upon  him,  without  the  least  hesi- 
tation or  apology,  to  censure  others 
in  the  most  petulant  and  offensive 
manner,  would  be  particularly  dis- 
tinguished for  extensive  knowledge 
in  literature,  and  great  skill  in  the 
art  of  instruction.  If  unparalleled 
impudence  and  gross  abuse  raise 
men  to  eminence,  then  the  name  of 
Milligan  will  be  as  illustrious  as 
those  of  his  great  prototypes,  Zoilus 
and  Dennis.  If  commonplace  ob- 
servations, puerile  and  petulant  cri- 
ticisms, insufferable  arrogance,  and 
great  contempt  for  all  others  who 
may  rank  above  Mr  George  Milli- 
gan, constitute  a  supereminent  lite- 
rary character,  then  this  person  is 
fully  entitled  to  such  a  high  distinc- 
tion. From  the  dictatorial  manner  in 
which  he  has  delivered  his  opinions 
respecting  the  system  of  education 
pursued  in  the  literary  classes  of  our 
Universities,  we  might  have  expected 
that  he  was  a  thorough  master  of  the 
subject,  both  in  theory  and  practice. 
If,  however,  we  should  enquire  what 
proofs  he  has  given  of  his  ability  as 
a  public  instructor,  we  shall  be  told 
that,  when  officiating  as  assistant  in 
one  of  his  classes  to  the  late  Profes- 
sor of  Humanity  in  the  University  of 
Glasgow,  the  students  under  his 
charge  broke  out  into  open  rebel- 
lion against  his  authority,  and  set  at 
nought  his  instructions  ;  n  y 

" 


stA.«ip<»j,    slxorag  rovs  avrtioovs  rZv  rotowrav, 

Saj  jfiettiis  txyneru.  We  have  taken  the 
liberty  to  make  some  slight  changes 
upon  the  original  to  accommodate 
the  description  to  this  modern  trvxo. 
Qavrns.  And  if  he  should,  at  any  fu- 
ture period,  provoke  us  to  give  a 
translation  of  the  passage,  we  shall 
accompany  it  with  a  commentary 
furnished  us  by  an  eye  and  ear  wit- 
ness of  his  inglorious  campaign  in 
the  University  of  Glasgow. 

We  cannot  imagine  what  incon- 
ceivable folly  has  induced  this  per- 
son to  assume  the  character  of  an  Eng- 


lish scholar,  in  order  to  vilify  the  li- 
terary establishments  of  his  country. 
Does  he  suppose  that  there  is  a  mem- 
ber of  the  University,  either  of  Ox- 
ford or  Cambridge,  who  would  not 
think  himself  degraded  in  being  sup- 
posed the  author  of  such  a  despi- 
cable production  as  that  to  which  we 
have  alluded  in  the  Westminster 
Review?  There  may  be  narrow- 
minded  and  prejudiced  men  among 
them,  but  few,  indeed,  who  do  not  in 
their  conduct  and  writings  maintain 
the  tone  and  character  of  gentlemen  : 
scarcely  one,  who  would  be  such  a 
renegade  as  to  defame  the  institu- 
tions of  his  own  country. 

E/'  o'  nff^K  f&t)  xa,xi(rTO$)  oiffoT'    a,v  vta-Toa.? 
Tnv  ffftv  dri&jv,  TtivS'  av  stiXoys/j  voXiV 
*£lf  iv  ys  [Aoi  xpivofr   av  ov  xet%.£jf 


EURIP. 

"  If  you  were  not  a  thorough  mis- 
creant, you  would  not,  slighting  your 
native  country,  have  eulogized  ano- 
ther state;  as,  in  my  opinion,  that  man 
could  not  be  judged  to  entertain  ho- 
nourable sentiments,  who,  vilifying 
his  native  land,  praises  another,  and 
is  delighted  with  its  manners."  Mr 
Milligan  strongly  reminds  us  of  the 
ass  in  the  fable,  who  clothed  himself 
with  the  lion's  skin,  in  order  that  he 
might  obtain  a  more  dignified  place 
among  his  fellow  brutes.  The  stub- 
born animal  as  surely  betrayed  him- 
self, by  his  braying,  to  be  an  ass,  as 
our  opponent  by  his  criticisms,  under 
the  assumed  garb  of  a  graduate  of 
Oxford  or  Cambridge.  They  are 
mere  "  crambe  recocta,"  collected 
from  newspapers  and  magazines,  arid 
served  up  in  a  new  dish,  the  West- 
minster Review  y  to  tempt  the  appe- 
tites of  radicals  and  reformers. 

If  we  have  been  silent  upon  the 
repeated  and  disgusting  attacks  of 
this  person  for  so  long  a  time,  it  was 
because  we  saw  him  labouring  in  the 
only  vocation  for  which  he  seemed 
to  have  a  natural  aptitude,  to  support 
himself  and  his  family.  Now  that 
better  prospects,  as  we  understand, 
have  opened  up  to  him,  in  a  profes- 
sion most  alien  to  the  indulgence  of 
malevolent  passions,  we  trust  that  he 
will  henceforth  devote  his  talents  to 
better  purposes  than  uncharitable 
censures  on  the  public  conduct  and 
characters  of  men,  who,  however 
they  may  have  failed,  have  at  least 
endeavoured  to  deserve  well  of  their 
country.  We  are,  &c. 

G.  D.  &  E.  H.  B. 


412 


The  West  India  Question. 


[Feb. 


THE  WEST  INDIA  QUESTION. 


INTRODUCTION. 


NOTWITHSTANDING  the  large  por- 
tion of  our  Miscellany  which,  for  the 
last  year,  has  been  devoted  to  politi- 
cal subjects,  changes  the  most  mo- 
mentous to  the  British  empire  are 
going  forward,  on  which  we  have 
hitherto  hardly  bestowed  an  article. 
While  all  eyes  have  been  fixed  on 
that  dreadful  malady  which  has  rava- 
ged the  heart  of  the  empire,  its  ex- 
tremities have  gradually  been  grow- 
ing cold ;  and  while  yet  stunned  by 
the  shock  arising  from  the  destruc- 
tion of  the  constitution,  we  are  doom- 
ed to  witness,  to  all  human  appear- 
ance, the  dismemberment  and  disso- 
lution of  the  empire. 

Ireland,  so  long  a  burden  and  a 
source  of  anxiety  to  Great  Britain, 
is  rapidly  approaching  either  a  civil 
war,  or  a  separation  from  this  islanfl. 
In  the  relaxation  of  government,  and 
the  general  confusion  arising  from 
the  demolition  and  reconstruction  of 
the  constitution,  in  presence  of  an 
audacious  and  insatiable  democratic 
foe,  the  bonds  of  authority  over  that 
powerful  part  of  the  empire  have 
been  entirely  lost.  By  allowing  the 
Great  Agitator,  whose  arts  have  so 
long  desolated  his  country,  to  escape 
unpunished  after  he  had  pleaded 
guilty  ,•  by  permitting  agitation  of  the 
most  furious  kind  to  go  on  unre- 
strained for  a  whole  year ;  by  pro- 
moting, rewarding,  flattering,  and  in- 
dulging the  leader  of  these  turbulent 
movements,  after  they  had  publicly 
denounced  him  as  an  enemy  to  the 
public  weal — Ministers  have  brought 
that  unhappy  island  into  such  a  state, 
thac  it  seems  hardly  possible  that  ei- 
ther a  civil  war  or  a  separation  can  be 
avoided.  All  that  the  Duke  of  Welling- 
ton unwisely  did  to  pacify,  has  been 
obliterated  by  what  our  present  rulers 
have  done  to  agitate  it ;  the  Protest- 
ants, roused  to  a  sense  of  the  immi- 
nent peril  which  threatens  them,  are 
resolved,  like  brave  men,  to  maintain 
their  lives  and  properties,  or  perish 
in  the  attempt;  the  Catholics,  encou- 
raged by  the  experienced  impunity 
of  former  tumults,  and  the  public 
rewards  of  their  author,  have  resol- 
ved to  extirpate  all  the  traces  even 
of  the  established  institutions  of  the 
country;  and  England,  wearied  with 


the  incessant  disturbances  of  its  peo- 
pled neighbour,  would  view  its  sepa- 
ration without  regret,  were  it  not 
that  it  would  assuredly  lead  to  the 
dismemberment  and  fall  of  the  em- 
pire. 

Events  of  an  equally  perilous  and 
fatal  kind  threaten  us  in  the  southern 
possessions  of  Great  Britain.  Its  vast 
and  splendid  colonial  possessions, 
encircling  the  globe  with  their  sta- 
tions, and  nourishing  its  commerce 
by  their  productions,  are  menaced 
with  destruction.  The  government 
of  the  West  India  colonies,  embra- 
cing so  many  wealthy  and  import- 
ant islands,  consuming  annually 
L.I 2,000,000,  worth  of  British  manu- 
factures, containing  L.I 30,000,000  of 
British  capital,  employing  250,000 
tons  of  British  shipping,  is  silently 
slipping  from  our  hands.  Should  the 
present  system  continue  much  long- 
er, it  is  more  than  doubtful  whether, 
in  a  few  years,  the  British  flag  will 
wave  on  any  of  the  Antilles.  The 
empire  of  the  Atlantic,  and  with  it  the 
wooden  walls  of  England,  the  great 
bulwark  of  our  freedom,  will  have 
passed  to  another  people. 

To  shew  that  these  apprehensions 
are  not  exaggerated,  we  transcribe 
the  following  article  from  the  Jamai- 
ca Courant  of  Nov.  1,  1831 : — 

"  The  period  has  at  length  arri- 
ved, when  the  representatives  of  an 
oppressed  and  deeply  injured  people 
have  met  in  council,  to  deliberate  on 
the  civil  and  political  economy ;  and, 
like  pilots  in  a  storm,  to  consult  on 
the  means  most  advisable  to  conduct 
the  tempest-tost  bark  through  the 
billows  of  an  agitated  ocean.  Look- 
ing at  the  conduct  of  the  mother 
country  to  her  colonies,  we  dare 
hardly  give  expression  to  our  feel- 
ings on  the  occasion.  What  have  we 
in  return  from  England  for  the  im- 
mense duties  received  upon  our  pro- 
duce— the  vast  benefits  derived  of 
her  industrious  artisans  from  the 
almost  exclusive  supply  of  British 
manufactures — the  nursery  afforded 
her  for  seamen,  that  form  the  bul- 
wark of  her  national  existence,  be- 
sides the  wealth  drawn  from  the 
wealth  of  the  colony,  to  be  spent  in 
Britain  by  our  absentee  proprietors 


1832.] 


The  West  India  Question. 


413 


and  mortgagees  ?  Why,  beggary,  ruin, 
and  disgrace,  are  the  barter — we  are 
left  a  prey  to  a  discontented  and  in- 
satiate herd  of  hydras  in  the  mother 
country,  and  exposed  to  a  hell  of 
opposition  from  every  corner  of  the 
nation.  But  such  a  state  of  things 
cannot  long  exist.  The  Amor  Patrice 
of  the  sons  of  Britain  in  the  West  is 
dissipated — is  lost.  England  insult- 
ed and  persecuted  America,  and  lost 
eleven  British  states  at  a  blow.  True, 
her  74  and  96  gun-ships  could  not 
whisk  around  the  New  World  as  they 
can  around  her  colonies  in  the  West 
Indies,  but  she  may  secure  the  loss 
of  one  as  certainly  as  she  has  effect- 
ed the  alienation  of  the  other.  Ame- 
rica at  present  resembles  the  sleep- 
ing lion.  You  behold  the  beauty  and 
symmetry  of  the  animal,  without  a 
demonstration  of  its  strength  and 
power.  She  remains  quiet,  nurses 
her  seamen,  builds  new  vessels  of 
war,  and  lays  them  up  in  dock — hus- 
bands her  wealth,  and  secures  the 
affection  of  a  noble  and  generous 

Eeople.  The  day  is  not  distant,  when, 
Deling  her  influence  and  power,  she 
will  arise  as  it  were  from  the  womb 
of  time,  and  spread  confusion  and 
terror  around  her.  We  would  say 
to  our  members  in  Assembly — to 
those  gentlemen  who  have  been  de- 
legated by  ourselves  to  rule  the  des- 
tinies of  the  colony,  resist  by  fair  and 
constitutional  means  any  further  in- 
novation upon  the  rights  and  privi- 
leges of  the  people.  Concession  will 
follow  concession,  demand  will  be 
succeeded  by  demand.  If  we  are  to 
fall,  let  it  not  be  by  our  own  hands, 
let  not  the  crime  of  political  suicide 
attach  itself  to  us.  Let  the  ministers 
of  England  have  the  glorious  satis- 
faction of  destroying  our  institutions 
and  commerce,  and  rendering  our 
island  a  magnificent  pyramid  of  de- 
solation and  ruin.  England  holds  her 
possessions  in  the  East  by  a  thread, 
and  her  colonies  in  the  West  by  a 
threat." 

"  The  case  is  the  same  in  all  the 
other  West  India  colonies.  In  St 
Vincent's,  Barbadoes,  Demerara,  and 
all  the  Leeward  Islands,  the  discon- 
tent is  extreme.  Every  where  the 
colonial  legislators  are  remonstra- 
ting in  the  most  vehement  manner 
against  the  rash  innovations  of  the 
mother  country,  and  deliberating  on 
the  means  of  escaping  from  so  ruin- 


ous and  ignorant  a  domination. 
Emissaries  from  them  all  have  more 
than  once  visited  America,  with  what 
design  we  do  not  know ;  and  that 
ambitious  state  is  not  an  inattentive 
observer  of  the  fair  prey  which  is 
thus  falling  into  its  hands.  Master 
of  the  gulf  of  Mexico,  it  is  easy  to 
foresee  into  whose  grasp  the  domi- 
nion of  the  islands  which  lie  in  its 
bosom  will  ultimately  fall:  if  the 
firm  hand  of  Britain  is  once  relaxed, 
and  the  wisdom  which  once  ruled  its 
councils  is  permanently  laid  aside — 
it  is  not  more  difficult  to  foresee  who 
will  rule  these  flourishing  colonies, 
if  England  is  either  torn  at  home 
with  internal  dissensions,  or  govern- 
ed by  a  rash  and  ignorant  democra- 
cy, attentive  only  to  selfish  objects, 
and  ignorant  of  their  dependence  on 
the  colonial  interest  of  its  numerous 
offspring.  And  the  moment  chosen 
for  agitating  the  nation,  and  shaking 
all  its  established  interests  by  the 
destruction  and  remodelling  of  the 
constitution,  is  the  very  one,  when, 
from  external  causes,  its  remote 
portions  were  most  threatened  with 
destruction ! 

It  may  be  presumed,  from  the 
very  statement  of  the  West  India 
Question,  that  some  great  and  over- 
whelming grievances  are  in  opera- 
tion to  produce  the  wide-spread  feel- 
ing of  discontent  which  pervades 
these  once  flourishing  colonies.  The 
sugar  islands  are  bound  up,  both  in 
interest  and  affection,  with  the  mo- 
ther country:  bound  to  it  by  ties 
which,  but  for  a  course  of  rash  and 
perilous  interference  with  establish- 
ed interests,  never  could  have  been 
broken.  They  are  not  colonies,  in 
the  proper  sense  of  the  word;  that 
is  to  say,  they  are  not  places  in  which 
a  large  portion  of  the  European  in- 
habitants permanently  settle —  Ubi 
lares  etfocos  habtnt:  where  they  pur- 
chase estates  on  which  they  reside, 
and  which  they  transmit  as  their 
home  to  their  children.  They  are, 
on  the  contrary,  places  of  temporary 
and  fleeting  occupation — considered 
only  as  objects  of  profit  or  subsist- 
ence; and  cultivated,  for  the  most 
part,  with  the  view  of  being  aban- 
doned before  old  age,  and  the  re- 
mainder of  life  passed  in  the  mo- 
ther state.  The  great  bulk  of  W7est 
India  proprietors  reside  in  Great 
Britain,  and  their  extensive  colonial 


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estates,  cultivated  by  means  of  over- 
seers and  slaves,  transmit  their  pro- 
duce iii  the  shape  of  sugar  remit- 
tances to  this  country.  'Ihe  British 
islands  are  the  great  market  of  co- 
lonial produce,  exceeding  to  the 
plantations  that  of  all  the  rest  of  the 
world :  and  any  rupture  with  them 
would  involve  the  colonies  in  ex- 
treme temporary  embarrassments. 
Of  all  this  the  colonists  are  perfect- 
ly aware;  they  see  how  dependent 
they  are  on  the  market,  the  protec- 
tion, and  the  navy  of  Britain ;  and 
yet  they  are  coolly,  but  firmly,  con- 
templating a  separation  from  this 
country.  Making  every  allowance 
for  the  vehemence  of  passion  which 
is  ripened  in  these  tropical  regions, 
under  the  rays  of  a  vertical  sun,  it 
may  safely  be  concluded  that  such  a 
disposition  could  not  have  arisen,  in 
opposition  to  such  interests,  without 
some  great  and  overwhelming  cause. 

But  if  the  separation  of  the  West 
India  Islands  from  this  country  is  pe- 
rilous to  them,  it  is  far  more  so  to  the 
mother  state.  They  take  off  annually 
twelve  millions  worth,  or  nearly  a 
third  of  the  whole  British  exports. 
How  is  this  vast  and  growing  market 
to  be  preserved,  if  our  sway  over  them 
is  destroyed  ?  Will  the  Americans, 
those  jealous  commercial  rivals,  who 
have  taken  such  pains  of  late  years 
to  exclude  the  British,  and  favour 
their  own  manufactures,  allow  us  to 
retain  a  monopoly  of  the  West  In- 
dian market  ?  Can  it  be  preserved 
amidst  the  ill-humour  and  mutual 
exasperation  which  an  attempted  or 
completed  separation  must  produce? 
The  thing  is  obviously  out  of  the 
question  ;  and  England  must  make 
up  its  mind,  if  it  will  insist,  by  rash 
and  absurd  legislation,  upon  losing 
these  flourishing  colonies,  to  look 
elsewhere  for  one- third  of  its  manu- 
facturing exports. 

Upon  British  shipping,  and  through 
it  eventually  upon  the  British  domi- 
nion at  sea,  and  the  protection  of  the 
empire  from  foreign  invasion,  the 
consequences  of  the  threatened  se- 
paration promise  to  be  still  more  se- 
rious. Experience  has  proved  that 
there  is  no  nursery  tor  seamen,  no 
feeder  of  commerce,  like  extensive 
colonial  possessions.  The  colonies 
of  North  America,  though  only  con- 
taining 1,300,000  inhabitants,  main- 


tain a  trade  with  the  mother  country 
which  takes  off  L.2,300,000  a-year  of 
British  manufactures,  and  employs 
one-fifth  of  the  whole  shipping  of 
Great  Britain  ',  while  the  trade  with 
the  United  States  of  America, 
though  it  possesses  a  population  of 
12,000,000,  only  employs  a  seventh 
of  the  Canadian  trade,  or  one  thirty" 
fifth  of  the  foreign  commerce  of 
Great  Britain.*  The  trade  to  the 
West  Indies,  which  now  employs 
250,000  tons  of  British  shipping, 
may  be  expected  to  decline  as  the 
ships  employed  in  the  trade  to  the 
United  States  has  done  since  they 
declared  their  independence.  The 
right  arm  of  the  British  navy  will  be 
lopped  off  the  moment  that  the  West 
India  Islands  have  either  become  in- 
dependent, or  passed  under  the  do- 
minion of  a  foreign  power.  Out  of 
L.42,000,000,  of  which  the  British  ex- 
ports consist,  L.32,000,000,  or  three- 
fourths,  are  to  her  colonial  posses- 
sions. 

It  is  impossible  it  can  ever  be 
otherwise  :  and  Lord  Brougham  has 
well  demonstrated,  in  his  "  Colonial 
policy,"  to  what  cause  the  vast  dif- 
ference between  colonial  arid  foreign 
trade  is  owing.  Colonies  are  distant 
provinces  of  the  empire;  the  indus- 
try which  an  intercourse  with  them 
puts  in  motion  at  both  ends  feeds  its 
own  population,  and  the  intercourse 
itselt  is  exclusively  maintained  in 
domestic  bottoms.  That  which  is 
carried  on  with  an  independent  state, 
on  the  other  hand,  maintains  domes- 
tic labour  only  at  one  end,  and  the 
greater  part  of  it  is  usually  carried 
on  in  foreign  vessels.  If  England 
exports  the  muslins  of  Manchester 
to  Jamaica,  she  is  benefited  both 
by  the  industry  which  raises  the 
article  in  Lancashire,  and  the  labour 
which  pays  for  it  in  remittances  of 
sugar  from  Jamaica  or  Barbadoes ; 
and  the  ships  which  carry  on  the 
intercourse  are  exclusively  British, 
and  navigated  solely  by  British  sea- 
men: but  if  she  exports  the  same 
article  to  Maryland  or  New  York, 
she  derives  benefit  only  from  the 
manufacturing  industry  in  this  coun- 
try ;  and  so  far  from  seeing  her  com- 
merce increased  by  the  transmis- 
sion of  it  from  one  country  to  the 
other,  she  has  the  mortification  of 
beholding  the  greater  part  of  the  in* 


*  Account  of  Canada,  by  Bouchet,  Preface,  p.  3. 


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415 


tercourse  carried  on  in  the  vessels 
of  her  formidable  rival. 

The  consequence  of  a  separation 
between  England  and  her  West  India 
colonies,  however  serious  to  both, 
must  in  the  end  prove  more  hurt- 
ful to  the  parent  than  the  infant 
state.  The  old  and  the  young  are 
mutually  dependant  on  each  other : 
but  the  consequences  of  a  rupture 
are  likely  to  be  more  irreparable  to 
a  man  of  70  than  a  youth  of  15.  The 
world  with  all  its  hopes  and  all  its 
prospects  is  before  the  one ;  the 
weakness  of  age,  the  night  of  the 
grave,  is  closing  upon  the  other.  The 
West  India  islands  will  doubtless 
suffer  immensely  in  the  first  instance 
from  a  rupture  with  this  country; 
but  the  wounds  will  soon  be  healed 
by  the  vivifying  powers  of  nature  in 
those  prolific  regions,  and  the  mar- 
ket for  their  produce  which  the  en- 
creasing  population  of  America  must 
open.  Their  land  and  their  labour 
will  still  remain :  property  may  to 
a  great  degree  change  hands,  but  it 
will  ultimately  centre  in  those  who 
can  turn  it  to  useful  account,  and 
under  a  new  regime  the  fertile  soil 
and  uncultivated  regions  of  these  tro- 
pical climes  will  yet  abound  with 
riches  and  inhabitants.  But  it  is  not 
thus  that  age  recovers  its  wounds  : 
it  is  not  thus  that  limbs  can  be  se- 
vered from  the  aged  trunk  of  Bri- 
tain. Teeming  with  inhabitants  bow- 
ed down  with  debt,  overflowing  with 
capital  which  cannot  find  employ- 
ment, and  paupers  who  cannot  earn 
bread,  it  will  never  recover  the  loss 
of  a  portion  of  the  empire,  through 
which  so  large  an  artery  of  its  heart's 
blood  flows :  and  the  ruinous  policy 
which  severs  from  its  body  so  fair 
a  member,  will  cause  it  to  bleed  to 
death,  or  to  perish  in  the  attempt 
to  stanch  the  wound. 

What  the  West  Indians  complain 
of,  and  what  threatens  such  deplo- 
rable consequences  to  the  whole  em- 
pire, are,  1.  Excessive  and  perilous 
precipitance  in  forcing  upon  them 
the  early  and  ill-considered  eman- 
cipation of  the  slaves ;  and,  2.  The 
continuance  of  enormous  burdens 
upon  their  produce,  at  a  time  when 
the  change  in  the  value  of  money, 
and  other  causes,  have  made  them 
press  with  unexampled  severity  up- 
on their  industry. 

The  great  danger  which -has  exci- 


ted such  extraordinary  terror  through 
all  the  West  India  Islands,  is  the  in- 
cessant efforts  of  Government,  and 
ignorant  individuals  and  societies,  to 
interfere  with  the  management  of  the 
slaves,  with  a  view  to  their  immedi- 
ate or  early  emancipation.  This  dan- 
ger is  imminent  and  excessive :  it 
places  the  dagger  at  every  man's 
throat  j  and  approaches  the  torch  to 
every  human  habitation.  We  can 
sympathise  with  the  danger  of  such 
charges:  they  proceed  from  the  same 
spirit  of  rash,  ignorant,  and  impetu- 
ous innovation,  under  which  Eng- 
land is  now  suffering  so  severely  at 
home,  with  this  difference,  that  the 
danger  is  greater  there  than  here, 
just  in  proportion  as  the  passions 
are  more  violent,  and  reason  less 
powerful,  under  a  tropical  sun,  and 
among  an  enslaved  population,  than 
under  the  cloudy  atmosphere,  and 
amidst  the  free  inhabitants  of  north- 
ern regions. 

We  yield  to  none  in  love  of  free- 
dom ;  and  shall  give  decisive  proof, 
on  all  occasions  which  may  occur,  of 
our  ardent  desire  to  promote  any 
measures  calculated  to  improve  the 
condition,  elevate  the  minds,  or  puri- 
fy the  morals  of  the  labouring  poor. 
It  is  not  therefore  from  indifference 
to  the  Negroes,  but  from  a  sincere 
interest  in  them ;  not  from  a  love  of 
slavery,  but  an  anxious  wish  to  do 
what  may  really  mitigate  its  horrors, 
that  we  make  the  following  observa- 
tions, the  result  of  long  thought  and 
extensive  research  into  the  condition 
of  the  labouring  classes  in  all  parts 
and  ages  of  the  world. 

Slavery,  though  unquestionably  an 
evil,  if  it  is  perpetuated  in  circum- 
stances, and  in  a  population,  suscep- 
tible of  free  habits,  and  capable  of 
maintaining  itself,  is  not  only  not  an 
evil,  but  a  positive  advantage,  and 
a  necessary  step  in  the  progress  of 
improvement  in  the  early  ages  of 
mankind.  This  truth  is  demonstra- 
ted by  the  universality  of  slavery  in 
rude  nations  all  over  the  world,  and 
the  extremely  slow  steps  by  which 
the  process  of  emancipation  has  gone 
forward  in  all  the  nations  which  now 
enjoy  the  blessings  of  general  free- 
dom. Survey  the  globe  in  ancient 
and  modern  times,  you  will  find 
slavery  co-existent  with  the  human 
race,  and  continuing,  though  with 
mitigated  features,  through  all  the 


41G 

glories  of  ancient  civilisation.  The 
ages  of  Pericles  and  Antonine,  of  Ci- 
cero and  Socrates,  of  Fabricius  and 
Justinian,  were  equally  distinguished 
by  the  universality  of  this  distinction 
among  the  labouring  classes;  20,000 
freemen  in  Athens  gave  la\v  to 
400,000  slaves ;  and  in  the  decline  of 
the  Roman  empire,  when  it  was  pro- 
posed in  the  senate  that  slaves  should 
wear  a  particular  dress,  it  was  re- 
jected, lest,  as  Tacitus  observes,  it 
should  be  discovered  how  few  the 
freemen  were  in  comparison. 

The  case  was  the  same  in  the  mo- 
dern world.  For  a  thousand  years, 
slavery  was  universal  in  Europe,  and 
it  still  obtains  in  many  of  the  most 
extensive  of  its  monarchies.  Wher- 
ever the  Mahommedan  rule  is  esta- 
blished, slavery  is  to  be  found;  it 
exists  from  one  end  of  Africa  to  an- 
other, and  is  to  be  seen,  with  a  few 
exceptions,  over  the  vast  extent  and 
amidst  the  countless  millions  of  the 
Asiatic  continent.  It  is  the  influence 
of  Christianity  alone,  the  long  esta- 
blishment of  civilisation,  and  the  per- 
manent subjugation  of  human  injus- 
tice by  the  sway  of  religion,  which 
has  enabled  mankind  to  get  quit  of 
this  painful  distinction ;  and  it  will 
l>e  found,  upon  examination,  that  it 
never  can  remain  absent  for  any 
length  of  time,  but  in  those  states 
whose  governments  have  charity 
enough  to  impose,  and  power  suffi- 
cient to  collect,  a  general  poor's  rate 
for  relief  of  the  indigent.  It  is  in 
vain  to  say,  that  an  institution  so 
universal,  so  unvarying,  and  so  per- 
manent, is  an  unmitigated  evil,  the 
abolition  of  which  would  confer  no- 
thing but  blessings  upon  mankind. 
Nothing  exists  generally,  or  for  ages, 
but  what  is  indispensable  in  the 
stage  of  society  in  which  it  is  to  be 
found,  and  is  founded  in  the  univer- 
sal and  unvarying  circumstances  of 
our  condition. 

Protection  from  violence,  main- 
tenance in  sickness  and  old  age,  and 
secure  employment  for  their  off- 
spring, are  the  substantial  and  im- 
mense advantages  which  more  than 
compensate  to  men,  in  rude  or  civi- 
lized ages,  all  the  hardships  of  slavery. 
If  they  are  free,  that  is  to  say,  if  they 
do  not  belong  to  some  powerful  lord, 


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[Feb. 


they  are  liable  to  be  massacred, 
plundered,  and  ruined  with  impuni- 
ty ;  no  one  will  take  care  of  them,  no 
one  will  maintain  them,  no  one  will 
relieve  them,  unless  he  has  some  last- 
ing interest  in  their  labour ;  and  this 
lasting  interest  can  only  be  obtained 
by  their  becoming  his  property.  Sla- 
very is  the  return  made  by  the  la- 
bourer for  the  advantages  of  perma- 
nent protection,  maintenance,  and 
care,  which  can  never  be  obtained 
but  in  the  highest  stages  of  civilisa- 
tion on  any  other  conditions.  Accord- 
ingly, it  is  observed  by  Sismondi,* 
that  when  the  barbarians  settled  in 
the  Roman  empire,  the  great  propor- 
tion of  the  free  inhabitants,  after  a 
few  years,  voluntarily  submitted 
themselves  as  slaves  to  some  power- 
ful lord ;  having  found,  by  dear- 
bought  experience,  that,  when  in  the 
unprotected  condition  of  freemen, 
they  could  not,  in  those  unruly 
times,  reckon  for  a  day  either  on 
their  lives,  their  property,  or  their 
employment. 

When  we  say  that  slavery  is  such 
a  dreadful  evil,  we  always  figure  to 
ourselves  what  slavery  would  be, 
established  in  a  civilized  country 
such  as  this,  where  law  is  establish- 
ed, indigence  relieved,  violence  re- 
strained, and  industry  protected. 
That  is  the  source  of  the  greatest 
errors  in  political  thought;  we  ima- 
gine, without  being  aware  of  it,  that 
the  condition  of  the  people  in  other 
states  is  similar  to  what  it  is  in  our 
own ;  and  this  being  done,  the  sub- 
sequent conclusions  run  upon  wheels. 
But  if  we  would  accurately  view  the 
condition  of  the  unappropriated  poor 
in  the  early  stages  of  civilisation, 
their  condition  here  is  to  be  taken 
not  as  a  portrait,  but  as  a  contrast. 
Destitute  of  protection,  exposed  to 
rapine,  murder,  and  violence,  un- 
able to  provide  a  fund  for  the  main- 
tenance of  old  age,  without  a  market 
for  their  industry,  or  an  employer  to 
furnish  them  with  bread,  they  must 
speedily  perish,  or  give  some  power- 
ful chieftain  a  lasting  interest  in  their 
preservation,  by  giving  him  a  right 
of  property  in  their  labour.  So  uni- 
versally has  this  necessity  been  felt, 
that  in  all  ages  and  parts  of  the  world, 
slavery,  or  the  right  of  property  in 


*  Hist,  de  France,  vol.  i, 


.1832.] 


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417 


the  labouring  poor,  has  been  esta- 
blished when  society  existed  in  this 
form. 

Nor  is  it  only  in  the  early  ages  of 
civilisation,  that  the  necessity  of  this 
appropriation  of  the  poor  exists.  Few 
are  aware  of  the  advanced  state  of 
government  which  is  required,  and 
the  descent  of  civilisation  in  the 
ranks  of  society,  before  it  can  be  dis- 
pensed with,  or  the  poor  left  to  shift 
for  themselves,  amidst  the  injustice 
and  the  storms  of  the  world.  The 
Greeks  and  the  Romans,  the  Persians 
and  the  Egyptians,  never  reached  it. 
No  state  in  modern  Europe  attained 
that  stage  till  within  these  three  hun- 
dred years.  A  thousand  years  of  a 
beneficent  religion;  the  long  esta- 
blishment of  law  and  regular  govern- 
ment; the  progressive  subjugation 
for  centuries  of  the  passions  by  a 
powerful  and  impartial  central  go- 
vernment, were  necessary  to  enable 
the  poor  to  derive  any  benefit  what- 
ever from  their  emancipation.  It 
won't  do  to  have  civilisation  merely 
existing  in  a  high  degree  in  the  upper 
classes  of  society,  to  have  luxury, 
ornament,  and  opulence  among  the 
rich,  or  the  warlike  virtues  resplen- 
dent amidst  a  chivalrous  nobility ; 
it  is  indispensable  beneath  them  to 
have  a  numerous,  opulent,  and  in- 
dustrious middling  class  of  society; 
a  body  of  men  in  whom  prosperity 
has  nourished  sentiments  of  inde- 
pendence, and  centuries  of  security 
developed  habits  of  industry,  and 
ages  of  regular  justice  extinguished 
savage  passion,  and  long  established 
artificial  wants  vanquished  the  indo- 
lence of  savage  life.  Till  this  obtains, 
it  is  in  vain  to  attempt  the  eman- 
cipation of  the  labouring  classes :  the 
overthrow  of  the  authority  of  their 
lords  would  only  annihilate  industry, 
unfetter  passion,  exterminate  im- 
provement. The  accomplished  hor- 
rors of  the  Jacquerie  in  France,  the 
hunting  down  of  the  seigneurs  like 
wild  beasts,  the  conflagration  of  their 
chateaus,  the  formation  of  all  the 
serfs  into  bands  of  robbers,  the  total 
cessation  of  every  species  of  indus- 
try, the  resolution  of  society  into  its 
pristine  chaos ;  a  famine  of  unex- 
ampled severity,  a  pestilence  which 
cut  off  one-third  of  the  population 


of  that  and  every  other  country  which 
it  reached,  signalized  the  growth  of 
the  democratic  spirit  among  the  serfs 
of  that  great  kingdom,  and  wrote  in 
characters  of  fire  the  perils  of  preci- 
pitate emancipation.*  Dangers  not 
less  dreadful  awaited  this  country 
from  the  same  insane  spirit;  the  in- 
surrection of  Wat  Tyler  in  the  time 
of  Richard  II.  was  begun  in  the  true 
spirit  of  this  frightful  anarchy,  and 
had  it  not  been  crushed  by  the  efforts 
of  the  feudal  chieftains,  the  glories 
of  British  civilisation  would  have 
been  for  ever  drowned  in  the  waves 
of  servile  insurrection. 

Many  estimable  persons  are  influ- 
enced by  the  consideration,  that  the 
Christian  religion  has  proclaimed  the 
universal  equality  of  mankind,  and 
thence  they  conclude,  that  it  is  not 
only  wrong  but  impious  to  retain  any 
portion  of  our  subjects  in  a  state  of 
servitude,  or  withhold  our  efforts 
from  the  general  emancipation  of 
the  species.  There  never  was  a  more 
mistaken  idea;  it  springs  from  a  be- 
nevolent intention,  but  it  is  fitted  to 
devastate  society  by  its  consequen- 
ces. Considerations  of  religion  lead 
to  a  directly  opposite  conclusion ; 
they  support,  in  a  manner  the  most 
convincing,  the  arguments  for  which 
we  contend. 

If  immediate  emancipation  from 
slavery,  or  its  abolition  in  the  early 
stages  of  civilisation,  had  been  in- 
tended by  Providence,  or  deemed 
consistent  with  human  welfare  in 
those  ages,  why  was  it  not  commu- 
nicated to  mankind  at  the  Tower  of 
Babel,  or  amidst  the  thunders  of 
Mount  Sinai  ?  Why  was  a  religion, 
which  declared  the  equality  of  man- 
kind in  the  sight  of  Heaven,  and  was 
fitted  ultimately  to  effect  the  univer- 
sal abolition  of  private  slavery,  by 
influencing  the  human  heart,  re- 
served for  the  highest  era  of  ancient 
civilisation,  the  age  of  Cicero  and 
Augustus  ?  Why  was  it  cradled,  not 
on  the  frontiers  of  civilisation,  not 
amidst  barbarous  tribes,  but  in  the 
centre  of  refinement ;  midway  be- 
tween Egyptian  learning  and  Gre- 
cian taste :  on  the  confines  of  Persian 
wealth  and  Rom  an  civilisation?  Why, 
when  it  did  come,  was  it  made  no 
part  of  that  religion  to  emancipate 


*  Sismondi,  Hist,  de  France,  Vol.  IX. 
VOL,  XXXI,  NO,  CXCI.  2  D 


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the  slaves  by  any  general  or  sweeping 
measure ;  but  that  change  left  to  be 
slowly  accomplished  during  centu- 
ries, by  the  silent  influence  of  reli- 
gion on  individual  hearts  ?  Why,  but 
because  its  author  knew  that  the  pre- 
cepts it  enjoined,  the  changes  in 
society  it  would  induce,  were  suited 
not  to  an  infant  but  an  advanced 
stage  of  civilisation ;  and  that  the 
equality  it  declared  could  obtain  only 
amidst  the  safeguards  from  violence, 
which  an  ancient  and  highly- cultiva- 
ted state  of  refinement  afforded. 

Why,  if  immediate  and  uncondi- 
tional emancipation  from  servitude 
was  intended  to  follow  the  Christian 
religion,  did  it  subsist  unmitigated 
for  fifteen  hundred  years  after  its 
introduction  ?  Because  the  mere 
promulgation  of  its  precepts  is  by 
no  means  sufficient  to  warrant  such 
change ;  because  it  is  necessary  not 
only  that  churches  should  be  built, 
and  bishops  established,  and  nobles 
baptized ;  but  savage  indolence  over- 
come, and  barbaric  violence  restrain- 
ed, and  rude  depravity  covered :  be- 
cause it  is  necessary,  before  such  a 
change  is  introduced,  not  only  that 
the  seed  of  religion  should  be  scat- 
tered over  the  surface,  but  its  roots 
struck  and  its  fruits  shed  through  the 
whole  strata  of  society ;  because  ci- 
vil freedom  and  habits  of  order,  and 
the  desire  of  civilisation,  must  be  long 
established  before  it  can  be  either 
practicable  or  beneficial ;  and  because 
these  effects  require  the  growth  of 
many  hundred  years. 

Let,  then,  the  friends  of  speedy 
Negro  emancipation  follow  the  steps 
of  Providence  in  the  past  extrication 
of  the  human  race  from  the  restraints 
of  servitude ;  let  them  bring  up  the 
West  India  Negroes  to  the  level  of 
ancient  civilisation  at  the  period  when 
the  gospel  was  promulgated ;  let 
them  cause  the  rude  inhabitants  to 
rival  the  age  of  Pericles  and  Cicero, 
of  Ptolemy  and  Darius,  of  Csesar 
and  Alexander,  and  then  they  have 
brought  the  human  mind  to  that  stage 
when  the  Author  of  nature  deemed 
it  practicable  to  relax  the  fetters  of 
private  slavery.  Or  let  them  imitate 
the  workings  of  the  same  unseen  hand 
in  modern  times  :  let  them  establish, 
under  the  sun  of  the  tropics,  civili- 
sation as  deep,  order  as  permanent, 
industry  as  universal,  justice  as  equal, 
aristocratic  violence  as  subdued,  pri- 


vate property  as  secure,  passions  as 
coerced,  central  power  as  resistless 
as  in  England  under  the  reign  of 
Elizabeth,  or  in  France  under  that 
of  Francis  I.,  and  then  they  may  with 
reason  allege  that  the  soil,  being  duly 
prepared  by  previous  culture,  the 
seeds  of  universal  freedom  may  be 
sown.  But  let  them  not  urge  on  im- 
mediate or  early  emancipation  under 
circumstances  which  Supreme  Wis- 
dom has  in  all  past  ages  deemed  unfit 
for  its  introduction;  let  them  not 
precipitate  those  changes  in  infants, 
which  have  been  uniformly  reserved 
for  the  most  advanced  stages  of  civi- 
lisation j  or  delude  themselves  with 
the  idea,  that  they  are  preparing  the 
pacific  reign  of  the  Gospel  for  the 
sable  inhabitants  of  the  regions  of 
the  sun,  when  they  are  only  hasten- 
ing the  horrors  of  a  Jacquerie,  or 
the  flames  of  St  Domingo. 

Considered  in  this  point  of  view, 
there  can  be  no  doubt  that  much, 
perhaps  most,  of  the  misery  of  Ire- 
land is  owing  to  the  too  early  abo- 
lition of  slavery  among  its  inhabit- 
ants, and  the  premature  extension  to 
its  fierce  and  passionate  population 
of  the  passion  of  English  freedom, 
without  the  moderation  of  English  ci- 
vilisation. Ireland  is  not  in  a  state  to 
be  able  to  bear  the  relaxation  of  its 
labouring  classes  from  the  bonds,  or 
their  deprivation  of  the  benefi  ts,of  pri- 
vate servitude.  All  travellers  concur 
in  stating  that  they  are  incomparably 
more  miserable  than  the  serfs  of 
Russia,  or  the  boors  of  Poland.  Pe- 
riodical famines,  unknown  in  the  rest 
of  the  world ;  starvation,  unparallel- 
ed in  modern  Europe ;  violence  and 
bloodshed,  unexampled  even  in  bar- 
barous states,  have  signalized  the  fa- 
tal gift  of  personal  freedom,  to  men 
still  actuated  by  the  passions,  and  re- 
quiring the  restraint,  of  savages.  And 
that  unhappy  country  affords  the 
clearest  proof,  that  the  mere  exist- 
ence of  the  highest  refinement,  the 
most  polished  manners,  and  the  best 
education  among  the  higher,  is  no 
security  whatever  against  the  utmost 
possible  suffering  being  produced  by 
the  premature  extension  of  freedom 
to  the  labouring  classes  of  society. 
To  enable  mankind  to  bear  this  gift, 
it  is  indispensable  not  merely  that 
the  rich  should  be  refined  and  civi- 
lized, but  the  poor  industrious,  pa- 
tient, and  acquainted  with  artificial 


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419 


wants ;  that  an  extensive  and  opulent 
middling  class  should  for  a  length  of 
time  have  formed  the  connecting  link 
between  the  higher  and  the  lower 
classes  of  society;  that  the  firm  esta- 
blishment of  law  and  justice  should 
have  taught  mankind  the  necessity, 
and  learnt  them  the  means,  of  re- 
straining their  passions ;  and  that  the 
emancipation  of  the  labouring  poor 
from  the  fetters  of  private  authority, 
should  have  been  so  gradual,  as,  like 
the  growth  of  a  child,  or  the  innova- 
tions of  time,  to  have  been  imper- 
ceptible. 

What  are  the  great  sources  of  dis- 
tress in  Ireland;  what  the  causes 
which,  in  the  nineteenth  century,  un- 
der British  rule,  and  almost  in  sight 
of  the  British  shores,  have  perpetu- 
ated the  reign  of  anarchy  and  mis- 
rule ;  have  stained  its  emerald  fields 
with  murders,  and  lighted  its  mid- 
night sky  with  conflagrations  j  have 
precipitated  upon  this  land  a  squa- 
lid and  suffering  multitude,  and  left 
only  in  its  fertile  plains  the  feel- 
ing of  suffering,  and  the  passion  of 
revenge  ?  They  are  to  be  found  in 
the  redundance  of  the  population, 
the  grievances  and  vexations  of  the 
poor ;  the  division  of  society  into  two 
great  casts,  the  oppressor  and  the 
oppressed  j  the  absence  of  any  mid- 
dling rank  in  the  state ;  the  unsettled, 
unequal,  and  partial  administration 
of  justice ;  the  want  of  any  legal  pro- 
vision for  the  labouring  classes,  their 
utter  destitution  in  sickness  and  old 
age,  and  the  total  absence  of  all  arti- 
ficial wants,  from  the  experienced 
impossibility  of  purchasing  any  of  the 
comforts  of  life.  As  these  features 
unequivocally  demonstrate  that  the 
poor  are  unfit  for  the  enjoyment  of 
freedom,  and  that  their  emancipation 
from  the  restrictions  of  servitude 
would  only  tear  society  in  pieces,  so 
the  most  lamentable  of  them  would 
be  removed  by  the  poor  being  the 
property  of  their  landlords.  We  oft- 
en hear  of  the  poor  in  Ireland  star- 
ving of  hunger,  or  being  driven  by 
the  pangs  of  want  to  robbery  and 
murder,  but  never  of  the  cattle  want- 
ing their  daily  meal.  The  Irish  are 
in  that  state  where  not  only  they  are 
incapable  of  receiving  any  benefit 
from  personal  freedom,  but  the  state 
of  destitution  which  it  induces,  sub- 
jects them  to  a  degree  of  suffering 
and  distress,  to  which  there  is  no- 


thing comparable  in  the  situation  of 
those  who  are  looked  after  by  their 
owners,  on  the  principle  of  private 
interest. 

All  these  considerations  apply  with 
tenfold  force  to  the  case  of  the  West 
India  negroes.  They  are  in  a  situa- 
tion so  extremely  low,  when  consi- 
dered with  reference  to  their  capa- 
bility of  governing  themselves,  or 
acquiring  subsistence  in  a  state  of 
freedom,  that  it  may  be  foretold  with 
perfect  certainty,  that  any  attempt, 
not  merely  to  emancipate  them,  but 
even  to  instil  into  their  minds  the 
idea  that  they  are  to  be  emancipa- 
ted, would  lead  immediately  to  con- 
flagration, famine,  massacre,  and 
ruin.  They  are  incapable  of  under- 
standing what  freedom  is,  the  duties 
with  which  it  is  attended,  the  re- 
straint which  it  imposes,  and  the  la- 
bour which  it  induces.  They  have 
none  of  the  artificial  wants  which  re- 
concile men  to  the  severe  and  unin- 
terrupted toil  which  constitutes  the 
basis  of  civilized  prosperity,  nor  of 
the  power  of  voluntary  restraint 
upon  inclination  and  coercion  of  pas- 
sion, which  springs  from  the  expe- 
rience of  the  necessity  of  their  exer- 
tion among  all  societies  of  free  citizens. 
To  them,  freedom  conveys  the  idea 
of  the  immediate  cessation  of  all  re- 
straint, the  termination  of  every  spe- 
cies of  labour,  the  undisguised  in- 
dulgence of  every  passion.  It  is  not 
surprising  that  it  should  be  so.  Na- 
ture never  intended  that  men  in  that 
stage  of  society  should  be  free,  be- 
cause their  emancipation  from  ser- 
vitude leads  immediately  to  evils, 
both  to  themselves  and  to  society, 
incomparably  greater  than  servitude 
itself.  The  inveterate  habits  of  in- 
dolence which  always  character- 
ise savage  life,  the  vehement  pas- 
sions with  which  it  is  attended,  the 
entire  "disregard  of  the  future  by 
which  it  is  invariably  distinguished, 
render  men,  in  that  stage  of  civilisa- 
tion, as  incapable  of  flourishing  or 
even  of  existing  as  freemen,  as  a 
child  of  three  years  of  age  is  of  com- 
prehending the  Principia,  or  fighting 
the  battle  of  Waterloo. 
i  How  is  it  possible  that  men  in  the 
condition  of  African  Negroes  can 
conduct  themselves  as  freemen?  — 
They  see  none  but  their  masters,  the 
owners  of  the  estates  on  which  they 
work,  and  their  overseers,  and  they 


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expect  of  course  that  when  they 
become  free  they  are  to  live  like 
them,  and  enjoy  the  same  immunity 
from  personal  toil.  They  little  know 
that  the  free  labourer  is  chained  by 
necessity  to  severer  toil  than  that 
which  is  wrung  from  them  by  the 
lash  of  the  overseer;  that  they  re- 
ceive no  certain  provision  in  sick- 
ness or  age  ;  are  allowed  to  beg  their 
bread  through  a  land  flowing  with 
milk  and  honey ;  and  frequently 
perish  of  want  amidst  the  palaces  of 
heartless  opulence.  They  feel  none 
of  the  artificial  wants,  which  sweeten 
to  the  European  labourer  his  uncea- 
sing toil ;  and  are  drawn  by  an  irre- 
sistible attraction  to  the  indolent 
habits,  the  dreaming  existence,  the 
listless  repose,  which  constitute  the 
chief  enjoyments  of  savage  life.  The 
indulgence  of  such  habits  must  be 
utterly  destructive  of  the  splendid 
but  imperfectly  founded  fabric  of 
industry  which  the  West  Indies  ex- 
hibit. If  their  labouring  classes  are 
emancipated  before  ages  of  civilisa- 
tion have  given  them  the  habits,  the 
wants,  the  self-command,  and  the 
desires  of  civilized  life,  society  must 
instantly  be  resolved  into  its  pristine 
elements;  the  smiling  plantations,  the 
industrious  villages  be  destroyed; 
the  human  race  be  reduced  to  a  tenth 
part  of  its  present  amount,  and  a  few 
naked  savages  gain  a  precarious  sub- 
sistence amidst  the  woods,  which  will 
speedily  obliterate,  under  a  tropical 
sun,  all  traces  of  former  cultivation. 

This  is  not  mere  speculation  :— 
the  truth  of  these  principles  have 
been  demonstrated  in  the  most  signal 
manner ;  the  experiment  of  precipi- 
tate emancipation  has  been  tried  on 
the  largest  scale,  in  the  greatest,  the 
richest,  and  the  most  flourishing  of 
the  West  India  colonies;  conflagra- 
tion, murder,  and  ruin,  signalized  its 
commencement,  and  the  most  fright- 
ful dissolution  of  manners,  a  rapid 
decline  of  population,  a  total  cessa- 
tion of  industry,  and  general  suffer- 
ing among  the  unhappy  victims  of 
premature  freedom,  have  been  its 
lasting  effects.  It  is  this  dreadful 
example  which  has  penetrated  the 
West  India  proprietors  with  a  sense 
of  the  danger  which  threatens  them, 
and  it  is  in  the  face  of  its  lamentable 


effects  that  the  same  deplorable  sys- 
tem is  incessantly  pressed  forward 
by  a  numerous  and  well-meaning, 
but  ignorant  and  deluded  party  in 
this  country. 

When  the  fumes  of  the  French 
Revolution  had  spread  the  same  vi- 
sionary ideas  of  liberty  and  equality 
through  its  extensive  dominions, 
which  have  lately  penetrated  the 
veins  of  the  British  empire,  the  situa- 
tion of  the  Negroes  of  St  Domingo 
excited  the  immediate  attention  of 
the  National  Assembly.  It  was  strong- 
ly urged,  that  the  existence  of  slavery 
was  an  abomination  inconsistent  with 
the  new-born  principles  of  freedom ; 
that  all  men  were  by  nature  equal, 
and  that  it  would  be  a  lasting  dis- 
grace to  the  French  Legislature,  if, 
after  having  emancipated  themselves 
from  the  fetters  of  slavery,  they  per- 
mitted them  to  hang  upon  the  wretch- 
ed cultivators  of  their  distant  colo- 
nies. In  vain  it  was  urged,  by  those 
practically  acquainted  with  the  state 
of  the  Negroes,  that  such  a  measure 
would,  without  benefiting  the  slaves, 
involve  the  whole  colony  in  confla- 
gration, and  ultimately  occasion  the 
ruin  of  the  very  men  whom  it  was 
intended  to  benefit.  These  wise  ob- 
servations were  utterly  disregarded ; 
a  society,  with  the  title  of  Les  Amis 
des  Noirs,  was  instituted  at  Paris, 
under  the  auspices  of  Brissot  and 
the  leading  Revolutionists,  which  car- 
ried on  a  correspondence  with  the 
friends  of  emancipation  in  the  colo- 
ny,* and  at  length,  overborne  by  cla- 
mour, and  subdued  by  declamation, 
the  Colonial  Assembly  passed  several 
decrees  tending  to  the  gradual  aboli- 
tion of  slavery,  f 

Nothing  could  exceed  the  picture 
of  prosperity  which  the  colony  ex- 
hibited when  these  well-meant,  but 
fatal  innovations,  began.  The  whites 
were  about  40,000 ;  the  free  men  of 
colour,  30,000;  and  slaves,  above 
500,0004  Above  a  thousand  planta- 
tions, in  different  parts  of  the  island, 
nourished  its  numerous  inhabitants 
in  peace  and  happiness ;  great  part  of 
the  most  fertile  portion  of  the  island 
was  cultivated  like  a  garden,  and  the 
slaves,  indulgently  treated,  and  libe- 
rally partaking  of  the  fruits  of  their 
labour,  exhibited  a  scene  of  rural 


May  15th. 


fToulanger/IV.  244, 


Ibid.  IV.  239, 


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felicity  and  general  happiness  rarely 
witnessed  in  the  freest  and  most  civi- 
lized states.  Every  evening,  the  whole 
slaves,  of  both  sexes,  were  to  be  seen 
dancing  in  festive  circles;  the  sound 
of  music,  the  voice  of  gladness,  was 
to  be  heard  on  all  sides,  and  the 
traveller,  captivated  by  the  spectacle, 
blessed  the  beneficent  hand  of  nature, 
which  had  provided  such  means  of 
felicity  to  the  humblest  of  its  family.* 

But  very  different  was  the  state  of 
the  island,  when  the  demon  of  re- 
volutionary innovation  found  an  en- 
trance. A  variety  of  laws,  tending 
to  the  emancipation  of  the  Negroes, 
were  first  passed  in  1790  and  1791  ; 
and  at  length,  on  2 1st  June,  179?,  a 
decree  emancipated  all  the  slaves 
who  should  take  up  arms  in  favour 
of  the  Republic. -f* 

The  consequences  of  these  well- 
meant,  but  injudicious  innovations, 
are  thus  described  by  the  contempo- 
rary republican  historian : 

"  The  black  slaves,  greatly  more 
numerous  than  their  masters,  had  al- 
ready heard  the  thrilling  words,  li- 
berty and  equality,  addressed  to 
them,  rather  by  political  ambition 
than  the  spirit  of  humanity.  Insur- 
rections broke  out  so  early  as  1789, 
which  were  only  repressed  by  mea- 
sures of  severity.  The  first  negroes 
who  revolted,  acted  in  the  name  of 
the  King.  In  their  savage  acclama- 
tions they  repeated  the  name  of 
Louis.  At  length,  after  great  disor- 
ders, a  general  insurrection  took 
place  in  July  1791 ;  in  a  few  days 
15,000  blacks  were  in  arms;  they 
chose  two  chiefs  of  the  name  of 
Boukman  and  Auguste.  In  a  single 
night,  the  whole  habitations  in  the 
island  were  in  flames  ;  the  sugar 
works,  the  coffee  plantations,  were 
all  destroyed;  the  whites  everywhere 
murdered,  hunted  down,  or  roasted 
in  the  flames;  the  rich  plain  of  the 
Cape,  so  lately  smiling  in  prosperity, 
exhibited  only  a  vast  field  of  carnage 
and  conflagration. 

"  When  the  first  fury  of  the  revolt 
had  evaporated,  and  the  whites  were 
all  shut  up  in  Cape  Town,  the  blacks 
spread  themselves  over  the  country, 
and  avenged  the  executions  under 
which  they  had  suffered,  by  all  the  re- 
finements of  the  most  frightful  cruel- 


ty. Both  parties  exerted  themselves 
with  the  utmost  fury ;  on  the  one 
hand  the  habit  of  power,  and  an  in- 
veterate contempt  for  the  Negro  race, 
on  the  other  the  passion  of  revenge, 
prompted  to  unheard-of  atrocities. 

"  The  island  remained  a  prey  to 
the  most  complicated  disorders,  un- 
til June  1792,  when  the  whole  re- 
mainder of  the  European  population 
was  shut  up  in  the  Cape  Town.  At 
the  first  appearance  of  an  attack,  a 
portion  of  the  inhabitants  had  made 
their  escape  by  sea ;  but  a  large  part 
remained,  trusting  that  they  would 
suffer  nothing  from  a  combat  in 
which  they  had  taken  no  part.  No 
sooner,  however,  had  the  republican 
authorities  withdrawn,  than  the  Ne- 
gro troops  broke  in,  and  finding 
neither  resistance  nor  restraint,  soon 
commenced  the  most  hideous  ex- 
cesses. Twenty  thousand  Africans 
unchained,  mingled  with  the  assail- 
ants ;  every  thing  was  confounded  in 
the  indiscriminate  massacre;  inha- 
bitants, sailors,  slaves,  were  butcher- 
ed without  mercy ;  the  conflagration 
which  soon  arose,  augmented  the 
horrors  of  the  scene ;  at  the  sight  of 
its  illumination  in  the  heavens,  the 
Negroes  in  all  the  neighbouring 
mountains  descended  into  the  plain, 
and  rushed  in  torrents  into  the  de- 
voted city,  Every  excess  which  ven- 
geance, cupidity,  brutal  insolence, 
and  unbridled  passion  could  produce, 
was  speedily  committed  ;  the  asy- 
lums of  young  women  were  forced, 
their  persons  violated,  arid  after- 
wards murdered ;  shrieking  females, 
weeping  children,  trembling  old 
men,  were  to  be  seen  striving  to 
force  their  way  through  the  brutal 
throng,  to  gain  the  ships,  or  perish- 
ing under  the  ruins  of  the  burning 
edifices.  In  less  than  twenty-four 
hours,  Cape  Town  was  destroyed, 
and  its  inhabitants  massacred  or  dis- 
persed. 

"  When  fatigue  had  caused  the 
disorder  and  carnage  to  cease,  and 
the  conflagration  had  ceased  for  want 
of  any  thing  farther  to  burn,  the  re- 
maining black  inhabitants  were  or- 
ganized into  battalions,  and  the  slaves, 
not  knowing  what  to  do  amidst  the 
general  wreck,  with  their  newly  ac- 
quired freedom,  surrendered  them- 


Humboldt,  Voyages,  IX.  332. 


f  Jomini,  IV.  403. 


4*2 


The  West  India  Question. 


[Feb. 


selves  to  obtain  provisions.  Ships 
imploring  succour  were  dispatched 
to  the  neighbouring  isles  and  the 
continent ;  and  the  remains  of  a  flou- 
rishing colony  resembled  a  horde 
cast  by  shipwreck  on  a  desert  shore. 

"  This  frightful  catastrophe  was 
the  first  signal  of  the  abolition  of 
slavery  by  the  partial  emancipation 
of  the  Negroes.  This  idea  of  the 
liberation  of  the  Negroes  had  long 
been  spread  in  France  and  the  co- 
lonies ;  the  dreams  of  the  philan- 
thropist had  penetrated  even  to  the 
workshops  of  the  slaves.  The  op- 
position of  the  whites  and  the  men 
of  colour,  speedily  accelerated  the 
evil ;  they  mutually  freed  the  slaves 
who  were  to  be  enrolled  to  com- 
bat each  other ;  and  enfranchisement 
was  always  the  reward  to  which 
they  looked  forward,  as  the  result  of 
their  revolt.  This  was  declared  uni- 
versal, by  a  decree  of  the  commis- 
sioners of  France,  on  the  21st  June, 
1793,  which  announced,  that  all  the 
Negroes  who  took  up  arms  for  the 
Republic,  should  receive  their  free- 
dom. Such  were  the  effects  of  this 
great  measure,  dictated  by  philan- 
thropy, but  carried  into  execution 
without  regard  to  the  capacity  of 
those  for  whom  it  was  intended.  The 
fatal  gift  involved  in  one  promiscu- 
ous ruin  the  slaves  and  their  op- 
pressors." * 

Nor  has  the  subsequent  fate  of 
this  once  flourishing  colony  been  less 
calamitous.  For  ten  years  after- 
wards its  history  was  such  a  succes- 
sion of  civil  wars,  disasters,  and  con- 
fusion, that  the  most  patient  histo- 
rical research  can  hardly  trace  the 
thread  of  the  calamities.  Their  in- 
dependence has  been  established; 
but  with  it  they  have  relapsed  in- 
to a  state  of  degradation,  combi- 
ning the  indolence  and  recklessness 
of  savage,  with  the  vices  and  the  cor- 
ruptions of  civilized  ife.  Hardly 
caring  to  cultivate  the  ground,  they 
wander  through  the  woods,  gaining 
a  precarious  subsistence  by  shoot- 
ing or  ensnaring  animals :  from  be- 
ing the  greatest  sugar  island  in  the 
Gulf  of  Mexico,  St  Domingo  is  re- 
duced to  the  necessity  of  importing 
both  sugar  and  subsistence ;  popula- 
tion has  rapidly  declined ;  and  such 


is  the  universal  dissolution  of  man- 
ners, as  to  threaten,  if  such  an  event 
were  possible,  at  no  distant  period, 
its  entire  destruction.  To  all  ap- 
pearance, this  beautiful  island  in  half 
a  century  will  be  tenanted  only  by 
naked  savages,  more  vicious  and  de- 
graded, but  not  superior  in  civilisa- 
tion or  improvement  to  the  Indians 
who  first  beheld  the  sails  of  Colum- 
bus.f 

These  facts  are  worthy  of  the 
most  serious  consideration.  They 
demonstrate,  that  human  nature  is 
the  same  in  the  torrid  as  the  tempe- 
rate zone  ;  in  the  sable  breast  of  the 
African  Negro,  as  in  the  serfs  of 
France,  or  the  boors  of  Russia.  An 
individual  does  not  become  a  man  at 
six  years  of  age ;.  if  we  give  to  child- 
hood the  indulgences  or  the  freedom 
of  manhood,  a  life  of  unbridled  pas- 
sion, or  useless  indolence,  may  with 
certainty  be  anticipated.  It  is  by 
slow  degrees,  and  imperceptible  gra- 
dations, that  all  the  great  changes  of 
nature  are  effectual :  continents,  the 
abode  of  millions,  are  formed  by  the 
accumulations  of  innumerable  rills ; 
empires  which  are  to  subsist  for 
ages,  slowly  arise  out  of  the  strug- 
gles and  the  hardships  of  infant  exist- 
ence. Freedom,  the  greatest  gift  of 
nature,  can  neither  be  appreciated 
nor  enjoyed  for  a  very  long  period 
in  the  progress  of  civilisation;  if 
suddenly  bestowed  on  an  enslaved 
population,  it  tears  society  in  pieces, 
and  subjects  men  to  the  worst  of 
tyrannies,  the  tyranny  of  their  own 
passions  and  vices.  If  we  would 
consult  the  interests  of  the  slaves 
themselves,  if  we  would  save  them 
from  the  dominion  of  the  most  fright- 
ful vices,  if  we  would  preserve  their 
race  from  extermination,  we  must 
admit  them,  by  slow  degrees,  and 
imperceptible  gradations,  to  the  ad- 
vantages and  the  destitution  of  free- 
dom. Centuries  must  elapse  before 
it  can  be  introduced  without  the 
certainty  of  destruction  to  the  slave 
population.  When  we  see  a  middling 
class  formed  which  connects  the  up- 
per and  the  lower  classes,  the  pro- 
prietor and  the  Negro  ;  when  we 
behold  justice  regularly,  impartially, 
and  formally  administered;  when 
we  see  artificial  wants  prevalent 


*  Toulouguon,  IV.  540-264, 


f  Mackenzie's  St  Domingo. 


1832.] 


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423 


among  the  poor,  and  industry  pur- 
sued for  its  own  sake,  and  from  a 
sense  of  the  blessings  with  which 
it  is  attended,  and  a  legal  provision 
for  the  labouring  classes  established, 
then  and  not  till  then,  the  bonds  of 
slavery  may  be  abolished. — When 
that  period  arrives,  however,  no  ef- 
forts of  fanaticism,  no  struggles  of  a 
party,  will  be  required  for  Negro 
emancipation;  the  interests  of  the 
owners  themselves  will  lead,  as  in. 
the  feudal  ages,  to  the  gradual  en- 
franchisement of  the  poor;  the 
change  will  be  so  gradual  as  to  be 
imperceptible,  and  the  child  will  be- 
come a  man  without  being  sensible 
of  the  relaxation  of  the  parental  au- 
thority. 

The  general  error  on  the  subject 
of  the  West  India  Negroes,  emanating 
from  amiable  and  Christian  feelings, 
may  be  traced  to  the  same  source  as 
the  political  errors  which  are  now 
shaking  the  empire  to  the  founda- 
tion ;  a  disregard  of  experience,  an 
inattention  to  the  lessons  of  history, 


and  an  ignorance  of  the  past  pro- 
gress of  freedom  in  other  parts  of  the 
world.  The  time,  however,  has  now- 
arrived,  when  good  intentions  will 
not  justify  insane  actions  ;  nor  men 
be  permitted  to  toss  about  fire* 
brands,  and  say  it  was  in  sport. — 
When  men  mingle  in  political  con- 
cerns, we  require  from  them  not  only 
benevolent  wishes,  but  rational  con- 
duct and  information  on  the  subjects 
which  they  agitate ;  we  hold  it  no 
excuse  for  a  physician,  who  has  sa- 
crificed his  patient  by  his  ignorance, 
that  he  meant  only  to  do  him  good.— 
If  the  boasted  spread  of  knowledge 
has  effected  any  thing,  it  should  teach 
men  distrust  of  their  opinions,  if  not 
fortified  by  the  lessons  of  experi- 
ence ;  and  it  must  prove  worse  than 
useless,  if  it  does  not  inspire  a 
rooted  aversion  for  every  project 
which  is  not  founded  on  the  deduc- 
tions of  history,  and  a  determination 
to  resist  every  innovation  which  does 
not  imitate  the  gradual  changes  of 
nature. 


WE  made  a  sad  mistake,  last  month,  in  clean  forgetting  that  it  was  our 
Christmas  Number.  The  world  must  have  thought  it  strange  behaviour  in 
us  not  to  wish  her  a  happy  New  Year,  and  many  Returns  of  the  Season. 
The  truth  is,  and  we  frankly  confess  it,  that  we  hate  the  idea  of  our  get- 
ting old ;  and  so  powerful  is  the  influence  over  us  of  that  feeling,  that  it 
sometimes  renders  us  insensible  to  the  solar  system.  It  is  now,  we  have 
been  credibly  informed,  1832  A.  D.;  and  we  suppose  there  has  been  much 
snow.  In-door  people  as  we  are  during  winter,  we  care  as  little  about 
a  fall  of  flakes  as  about  a  fall  of  the  funds — having  sold  out ;  but  we  still 
feel  in  our  frame  certain  genial  symptoms  of  spring,  a  budding  and  a 
blossoming,  a  stir  of  sap,  that  precedes,  predicts,  and  produces  leaves  and 
fruits  on  all  our  branches,  affording  shade,  shelter,  and  sustenance  to  man- 
kind. Friends  of  our  soul !  this  goblet  sip— and  may  ye  live  a  thousand 
years ! 

It  is  now,  we  believe,  some  two  lustres  or  so,  since  we  began  to  delight 
and  instruct  the  Public.  It  has  become  with  us  a  confirmed  habit;  and  that 
philosophically  explains  the  ease  with  which  we  now  effect  our  benevolent 
purpose,  and  diffuse,  like  the  sun,  without  fatigue,  light  all  round  about  the 
globe.  We  differ  from  our  prototype  in  one  particular,  that  we  never  set; 
and  in  another,  that  no  astronomer  has  been  so  bold  as  to  calculate  of  Us 
an  eclipse.  An  occasional  cloud  may  pass  across  our  disk,  but  there  are  on 
it  no  permanent  spots.  We  are  an  orb  of  purest  Fire,  yet  we  scorch 
not,  neither  do  we  consume ;  'tis  ours  but  to  produce  and  to  preserve ; 
from  our  golden  urn  all  the  planets  draw  light ;  and  to  it  return,  and  into 
it  are  absorbed,  the  comets. 

It  is  certainly  very  foolish,  then, in  us  to  fear  that  we  are  waxing  aged; 
seeing  that  we  are  universally  regarded  with  that  love  and  admiration  which 
are  bestowed  only  ou  the  brightness  and  the  beauty  of  youth-  Ours,  then 


424  V  Envoy.  [Feb. 

must  be  a  perpetual  spring  involving  in  mysterious  and  perfect  union  the 
charms  of  all  the  Seasons.     This  is  the  wondrous  work  of— -Duxr. 
"  She  doth  preserve  the  stars  from  wrong, 
And  the  eternal  heavens  through  her  are  fresh  and  strong  !" 

But  let  us  relapse  into  a  humbler  strain.  We  are  human — we  are  mortal. 
But 

"  If  to  our  share  some  human  errors  fall, 

LOOK  ON  OUR  FACE  AND  YOU  FORGET  THEM  ALL." 

OUR  face  I  We  beat  Janus— for  we  have  three  faces— the  face  of  Christo- 
pher North — the  face  of  George  Buchanan — and  the  face  of  Maga.  'Twould 
be  hard  to  say  which  is  the  most  prepossessing — of  most  virtues  the  most 
unerring  index.  Maga  delights  to  be  in  the  middle,  showering  her  smiles 
right  and  left—like  Venus  between  Phoenix  and  Nestor.  Were  man  or 
devil  to  threaten  with  ill  the  hoary  Elders,  her  eye  would  wither  them ; 
were  She  insulted,  her  Guardians  would  annihilate  the  mightiest  by  a  nod 
that  trernefies  Olympus. 

But  none  now  ever  venture  to  say  that  black  is  the  white  of  our  eyes ;  the 
good  in  love,  the  bad  in  fear,  do  homage  at  our  footstool.  Ha!  who  abuses 
Blackwood?  Not  even  the  "  whisper  of  a  faction."  The  danger  now  is, 
that  mankind  run  into  the  opposite  extreme^and  fall  into  the  sin  of  Idola- 
try, as  suddenly  through  the  darkness  in  which  too  many  of  the  nations  are 
enveloped,  "  our  fulgent  head  star-bright  appears."  They  forget  what  we 
have  told  them  in  a  preceding  paragraph — :that  we  are  human,  that  we  are 
mortal;  "  in  apprehension  how  like  a  God,"  it  is  true — but  subject  to  the 
same  doom — at  last — that  has  smitten  so  soon  and  so  sudden  so  many  of  the 
meanest  of  Periodicals — Death — Burial — perhaps,  in  the  event  of  another 
General  Deluge — Oblivion ! 

Politics,  Poetry,  Philosophy,  Literature,  Life — these  are  our  themes- 
all  inexhaustible !  At  this  hour  they  lie  almost  untouched.  There  have  been 
people  seriously  alarmed  at  the  consumption  of  fuel.  When  all  the  coal  in 
the  earth  shall  have  been  burned,  the  human  race  will  perish  of  cold  on  the 
cessation  of  cookery — the  vital  flame,  too,  will  be  extinct.  No — not  till  they 
have  shewn  that  there  is  "  reason  in  the  roasting  of  eggs"  on  the  twigs  of 
the  last  tree.  There  is  also  much  peat.  And  who  knows  but  that  the  "  che- 
mist's magic  art"  may  bring  fire  from  Heaven,  without  the  punishment  of 
Prometheus,  and  fill  our  grates  with  lustrous  air,  whose  beauty  shall  burn 
with  fervent  heat,  till  tales  of  smoky  chimneys  in  popular  tradition  grow 
dim  and  die,  the  last  lingering  relics  of  old  wives'  dreams  ! 

Idler  all  fears  lest  the  combustible  strata  of  the  soul  shouldbe  consumed, 
which  the  Genii  who  work  Maga's  will,  dig  from  its  subterraneous  regions, for 
fuel  to  the  flame  that  burns  for  ever  on  her  shrine.  Many  a  many-mile-shaft 
must  they  first  send  winding  away  with  its  hanging  terraces,  through  rock- 
ribbed  columnar  darkness,  whose  roof  supports  the  booming  sea.  They  have 
the  genius  and  the  enginery — to  explore — to  penetrate — and  to  heave  up  the 
"  concealed  treasures  of  the  deep" — the  vasty  deep — into  the  air  of  the 
common  day — till  the  wonders  of  the  central  regions  of  the  soul  are  spread 
far  and  wide  over  its  surface,  which  is  thereby  made  to  smile  with  efful- 
gence of  its  own,  fit  to  bear  comparison  with  the  "  light  from  heaven,"  in 
which  it  melts,  but  is  not  lost — forming,  the  two  together,  one  life-warming 
and  life-ennobling  flame. 

CHRISTOPHER  NORTH, 


BLACKWOOD'S 

EDINBURGH  MAGAZINE, 


No.  CXCIL 


MARCH,  1832. 


VOL.  XXXL 


PRESENT  BALANCE  OF  PARTIES  IN  THE  STATE.* 


IN  and  out  of  the  House  the  Whigs, 
on  the  subject  of  Reform,  as  a  body, 
are  nearly  dumb.  Last  session  of 
Parliament,  Ministers  wore  pad- 
locks on  their  mouths,  of  such  inge- 
nious construction  that  to  pick  them 
(the  key  having  been  lost)  was  be- 
yond the  skill  even  of  Mr  Croker. 
Sitting  all  in  a  row,  with  appendages 
of  that  sort  dangling  from  their  lips, 
the  appearance  which  they  presented 
to  the  Fourth  Estate  in  the  galleries, 
was  not  a  little  whimsical ;  nor  did 
the  want  of  speculation  in  their  eyes 
serve  to  add  to  the  dignity  of  British 
senators.  The  point-blank  expres- 
sion of  their  physiognomies  remind- 
ed one  of  a  congregation  of  images 
looking  straight  forward,  and  with 
imperturbable  patriotism,  on  the  on- 
goings of  a  great  city,  from  the  win- 
dow of  a  Hair- dresser's  shop.  Such 
images,  with  bead-like  eyes,  painted 
cheeks,  and  well-arranged  ringlets, 
look  as  if  they  could  speak  would 
they  but  try;  promising  orators.  No 
mouths,  however,  have  they  ;  and 
we  forgive  the  eternal  taciturnity  of 
the  blockheads,  with  a  feeling  of  self- 
reproach,  for  having  unthinkingly 
expected  words  from  wood, 

-  "  Because  not  of  this  noisy  world, 
But  silent  and  divine." 

We  cannot  help  suspecting  that  Mi- 
nisters, on  the  subject  of  Reform, 
may  carry  too  far  the  imitation  of 
those  their  apparent  prototypes,  and 


that  the  public  contempt  may  prove 
fatal  to  our  modern  Pythagoreans. 
Monkeys,  it  is  believed  by  simple- 
minded  people,  are  deterred  from 
articulate  talk  only  by  the  fear  of 
being  set  to  work ;  and  som&  appre- 
hension of  that  kind  seems  to  be  at 
the  bottom  of  the  silence  of  our  go- 
vernment. 

True,  that  the  newspapers  still 
stutter  and  stammer  some  spiteful 
sedition ;  and  an  occasional  pamph- 
let, perhaps  from  the  grey -goose 
quill  of  Mr  Place,  the  tailor,  emits 
a  feeble  cry,  as  the  jaws  of  Cloa- 
cina  open  to  receive  it,  almost  still- 
born, and  querulously  expiring  in 
the  moment  of  premature  birth.  But 
their  chief  periodical  organ  — the 
Edinburgh  Review  —  supports  the 
Bill  now  by  the  mutely-speaking  elo- 
quence of  silence ;  and  falls  back  in 
graceful  repose  on  the  back  of  tlje 
easy-chair  of  elegant  literature,  lea- 
ving Reform  to  Fate  and  Fortune — 
to  its  good  or  evil  stars.  The  radical 
Press,  as  we  predicted,  without  pri- 
ding ourselves  on  the  gift  of  prophe- 
cy, now  abuses  the  mutes.  Its  di- 
rectors had  been  watching  for  some 
months  in  their  lack-lustre  eyes  dan- 
gerous symptoms  of  insincerity,  and 
now  denounce  the  hypocrites.  The 
Westminster, the  Examiner,  the  Spec- 
tator, and  other  republican  organs, 
who  have  to  the  tune  of  Ca  ira 
"  wielded  at  will  our  fierce  democra- 
tic," are  waxing  exceeding  wroth  that 


*   On  the  Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State* 
M.P.     London:  Murray.     1832, 
VOL.  XXXI,  NO.  CXCII. 


By  Sir  John  Walsh,  Bartj 


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[March, 


the  supply  of  Peers  has  not  answer- 
ed to  the  demand — and  from  their 
grim  lips  we  hear  less  about  our  Pa- 
triot King.  The  excellent  Atlas  no 
longer  supports  them  on  his  should- 
ers ;  and  declares  "  they  are  rapidly 
sinking  in  public  estimation."  The 
acute  Observer  saith,  that  "  rumours 
begin  to  come  thick  and  fast,  that  the 
days  of  their  existence  is  number- 
ed ;"  and  indeed  almost  all  their  or- 
gans sound  dirgelike,  as  if  over  per- 
sons pining  away  to  the  tomb.  They 
themselves  shew  all  the  symptoms  of 
Malignant  Cholera— the  blue  nails — 
the  cramped  extremities — the  sharp 
features  —  the  sunken  eyes — the 
ghastly  faces — the  inarticulate  whis- 
perings— the  agonizing  convulsions, 
that,  when  life  is  extinguished,  will 
continue  to  render  death  more  dread- 
ful than  disease,  nor  let  the  body 
rest  even  in  the  coffin.  Stick  a  lan- 
cet now  into  the  veins  of  the  Minis- 
try, and  not  a  drop  of  blood  will  ooze 
out — only  something  like  tar.  Care 
must  be  taken  to  have  the  body  bu- 
ried deep,  deep ;  a  night-watch  must 
be  kept  against  resurrection-men  ; 
we  must  not  suffer  it  to  be  dissected; 
for  though  the  question  of  contagion 
and  infection  be  still  unsettled,  pru- 
dence dictates  that  such  remains 
should  be  suffered  to  rot  where  they 
are  buried.  Let  us  not  be  blamed 
for  being  thus  metaphorical ;  we 
mean  but  to  shew  how  benevolent 
genius  can  improve  on  malignant  dul- 
ness,  and  create  poetical  imagery  out 
of  the  vulgar  phrase  "  boroughmon- 
gering  corruption,"  as  honey  has 
been  made  by  bees  in  the  carcass  of 
the  animal  that  chews  the  thistle. 

Meanwhile,  how  delightful  to  ob- 
serve the  prosperous  progress  of 
political  literature  among  us  dread- 
less  Tories !  With  our  eloquence  the 
walls  of  St  Stephen's  and  that  other 
hall  have  resounded  to  the  down- 
fall of  much  spiders.  From  every 
corner  has  been  swept  the  cobweb 
—and,  contrary  to  their  use  and 
wont  of  old,  the  creatures  are  "  not  at 
their  dirty  work  again."  Our  period- 
icals, perennial  in  their  patriotism, 
diffuse  flowers  and  herbage  wherever 
they  flow,  wide  over  the  land  j  and 
ever  and  anon  is  appearing,  in  the 
same  cause,  some  congenial  and  kin- 
dred pamphlet  from  a  Walsh,  a  Stew- 
art, a  Fullarton,  or  an  Escot,  that  like 
"  another  sun  risen,  on  mid-day"  of 


Maga,  illumes  the  political  horizon, 
and  drives  afar  off  over  its  verge  the 
sullen  clouds  of  discontent  and  sedi- 
tion into  their  native  limbo. 

We  rejoice,  at  all  times,  to  hail  the 
Friends  of  our  sacred  cause,  and  to 
spread, wherever  our  pages  wing  their 
way,  the  treasures  of  the  wisdom  of 
the  Conservatives.  It  is  denied  by 
none  that  We  constitute  one  of  the  di- 
visions of  the  Grand  Army — and  by 
many  we  are  called — like  Picton's — 
the  Fighting  Division.  Our  place  is 
in  the  Van ;  and  though  we  may  have 
met  occasionally  with  a  check,  never 
once  have  we  been  beaten  back  in 
confusion  on  the  Main  Body,  nor  dis- 
ordered the  Line  of  Battle.  Indeed, 
the  Whigs  have  terminated  the  re- 
treating system  in  a  general  flight ; 
we  have  cleared  the  field  of  them 
down  to  the  last  poor  devil  of  a  drum- 
mer. The  Reformers  are  all  Jiors  de 
combat ;  and  we  have  only  to  rout  the 
Radicals.  To  our  enemies  we  always 
give  and  do  justice ;  and  we  cheer- 
fully acknowledge  that  the  Radicals 
are  not  like  the  Whigs— cowards. 
Queer  ones  many  are  among  them 
— men  not  born  to  be  drowned;  but 
the  populace  of  a  country  are  the 
dregs  of  its  people,  and  therefore 
the  very  rabble  of  England  are  brave. 
They  are,  at  least,  fierce,  and  will 
fight  viciously  ere  they  fly.  But  we 
are  speaking  of  course  now  only  of 
political  warfare  j  in  their  ranks  there 
reigns  no  spirit  of  subordination — 
the  non-commissioned  officer  must 
beware  of  drilling  the  private,  lest 
he  insult  the  majesty  of  the  people 
— the  colonel  himself  must  curry 
the  favour  of  his  own  ragged  regi- 
ment— the  field-marshals  are  jealous 
and  quick  of  each  other's  honour 
rather  than  of  their  own ;  and  pray, 
who  is  generalissimo  ? 

WTith  the  Radicals  we  look  for- 
ward to  many  engagements — in 
which,  let  it  be  agreed,  that  no  quar- 
ter shall  be  given;  but  for  the  pre- 
sent our  business  is  with  the  Whigs. 
Let  us  take  a  review  of  their  cha- 
racter and  conduct,  and  then  leave 
them — if  not  for  ever,  for  a  month — 
to  the  nation's  contempt.  And  let 
us  do  so  with  only  that  calm  curl- 
ing of  the  lip,  which  naturally  ac- 
companies that  emotion.  We  shall 
regulate  our  feelings  by  those  of  Sir 
John  Walsh— often  use  his  very  words 
*~ and  sometimes  introduce  a  para- 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


427 


graph  or  page  of  our  own  by  way  of 
variety,  as  condiment  to  the  substan- 
tial dish  set  before  us  by  the  baronet. 

In  his  pamphlet,  as  in  that  of  Mr 
Escot,  we  find  many  views  present- 
ed, which  it  has  been  our  aim  to  il- 
lustrate monthly  since  the  day  on 
which  Reform  dawned  on  this  be- 
nighted nation.  But  we  cannot  say 
that  we  have  discovered  any  proofs  in 
the  writings  of  these  gentlemen  that 
they  have  read  ours  ;  they  have  tra- 
velled over  much  of  the  same  ground, 
but  not  in  our  footsteps ;  our  roads 
have  lain  parallel,  but  divided  and 
concealed  by  hedgerows  and  gar- 
dens; and  it  is  pleasant  to  meet 
them,  at  the  end  of  our  journey,  in 
an  agreeable  inn  bearing  the  sign  of 
the  King's  Arms — a  joyous  party  of 
Conservatives. 

The  object  of  the  first  three  sec- 
tions of  Sir  John  Walsh's  admirable 
treatise  is,  to  establish  and  illustrate 
certain  propositions  which  tend,  in 
his  opinion,  to  elucidate  the  present 
position  of  affairs  in  this  country. 
These  propositions  are,  1st,  That  a 
Political  Party  in  a  state  must  rest 
upon  a  basis  of  political  principles 
peculiar  to  itself;  2d,  That  the  old 
Whigs  were  a  party  containing  many 
aristocratic  ingredients  and  sympa- 
thies, but  that  their  political  prin- 
ciple was  a  peculiar  regard  for  the 
popular  parts  of  the  English  Consti- 
tution ;  3d,  That  this  party  sustained 
a  severe  shock  at  the  period  of  the 
French  Revolution,  both  by  the  se- 
cession of  many  of  its  most  respect- 
able members,  who  threw  their 
weight  into  the  scale  of  government, 
and  by  the  creation  of  another  party 
professing  democracy,  without  any 
reservation  or  respect  for  the  British 
Constitution,  or  for  any  thing  else 
which  stands  in  their  way  j  4th,  That 
the  political  principle  of  the  Whigs 
has  been  still  farther  invaded  of  late 
years  by  the  liberal  policy  of  the  go- 
vernment; and,5thly,  That  the  Whigs 
have  continued  to  cherish,  through 
all  their  reverses,  a  devoted  attach- 
ment, not  merely  to  the  principles, 
but  to  the  interests  of  their  party, 
and  a  strong  ambitious  desire  for  its 
exclusive  dominion  and  ascendency. 
Into  this  retrospect  of  the  past  his- 
tory of  these  parties,  Sir  John  Walsh 
has  been  led,  by  the  extreme  diffi- 
culty he  has  found  in  accounting  for 
their  actual  state,  or  m  explaining 


the  extraordinary  policy  of  the  pre- 
sent Ministry,  which  appears  to  him 
inexplicable,  unless   we  search  for 
its  causes  in  a  more  remote  time. 
After  making  every  possible  allow- 
ance for  the  total  absence  of  official 
experience,  yet  he  cannot,without  tra- 
cing them  to  some  motives  origina- 
ting many  years  since,  and  confined 
to  a  particular  political  sect,  account 
for  a  series  of  acts  so  contradictory, 
— such  perpetual  and  incomprehen- 
sible vacillation — such  an  exhibition 
of  inconceivable  recklessness  and  te- 
merity at  one  time,  with  such  tame- 
ness  and  timidity  at  another.  He  has 
therefore  to  seek— and  seeking  he 
finds  it — in  passions  and  prejudices 
to  which  the  present  generation  are 
strangers — in  the  ranklings  of  early 
disappointments — in   the  desire   to 
vindicate  forgotten  opinions,  and  to 
revive  differences  which  had  passed 
away — in  the  utmost  fanaticism  of 
party — a  course  of  conduct  irrecon- 
cilable with  the  ordinary  results  of 
human  affairs,  and  the  usual  springs 
of  men's  actions.    This  enquiry  is 
preliminary  to  the  discussion  of  the 
main  subject    of  his    disquisition. 
And  though  it  is  not  in  our  power 
to  accompany  him  through  it  all,  we 
can  give  much  of  its  substance,  and 
perhaps  all  its  spirit. 

In  his  description  of  party,  he  places 
it,  at  first,  in  its  most  favourable 
light,  as  Burke  did,  in  his  Thoughts 
on  the  Causes  of  the  Present  Discon- 
tents, and  then  endeavours — and  with 
success — succinctly  to  state  the  ad- 
vantages and  disadvantages  of  poli- 
tical parties  in  a  state.  In  doing  so— 
that  is,  in  fairly  bringing  forward  the 
ostensible  aims,  in  tracing  the  legi- 
timate bounds,  and  in  describing  the 
useful  results  of  party  combinations ; 
and,  on  the  other  hand,  in  exposing 
the  errors,  the  evils,  and  the  vices  of 
which  party  spirit  may  be  the  cause, 
we  may  form  in  our  minds  a  standard 
to  measure  the  conduct  of  each  par- 
ticular party  in  the  State. 

First,  then,  Sir  John  says,  rightly  and 
forcibly,  that  we  are  entitled  to  re- 
quire that  a  party  should  be  founded 
upon  some  acknowledged  adherence 
to  fixed  principles  of  policy,  which 
they  profess  in  contradistinction  to 
their  opponents.  If  they  have  not  a 
known  creed  of  political  faith,  a  uni- 
form complexion  of  opinion,  they  are 
a  mere  band  of  adventurers  in  pur- 


428 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


[March, 


suit  of  power.  An  intimate  and  sin- 
cere conviction  of  the  truth  and  im- 
portance of  these  fundamental  points, 
is  the  virtue — is  the  sole  elevating 
and  ennobling  quality  of  party. 

Secondly,  we  must  watch  that  the 
spirit  of  party  does  not  overpower 
the  nobler  and  purer  sentiment  of 
devotion  to  the  national  welfare  ;  we 
must  be  on  our  guard  that  the  inte- 
rests of  a  party  dp  not  become  the 
predominating  objects  of  its  mem- 
bers, to  the  exclusion  of  those  mo- 
tives of  patriotism  which  ought  ori- 
ginally to  have  presided  at  its  birth, 
and  which  alone  can  dignify,  or  even 
excuse  its  existence. 

Thirdly, We  must  always  wish  that 
the  body  of  the  nation  should  be 
spectators— the  observant  spectators 
—but  not  the  actors  in  political  con- 
tentions. Parties  in  politics  are  ever 
possessed  with  the  rage  of  prosely- 
tism.  The  true  interests  of  good  go- 
vernment are  not  advanced  by  sow- 
ing among  a  whole  people  the  seeds 
of  bitter  strife,  and  introducing  a 
war  of  opinions  and  of  passions.  As 
long  as  the  great  body  of  the  com- 
munity continues  neuter,  it  consti- 
tutes a  court  of  appeal,  to  which  rival 
factions  refer,  which  controls  them 
within  the  bounds  of  moderation 
that  exercises  a  salutary  influence 
over  their  acts.  But  let  a  party  suc- 
ceed in  inoculating  a  great  portion  of 
the  people  with  their  spirit— let  a 
country  be  split  into  divisions — and 
this  tribunal  is  dissolved.  The  pas- 
sions of  whole  classes  are  roused, 
their  imaginations  are  heated ;  men 
are  no  longer  in  that  frame  of  mind 
which  enables  them  to  examine  with 
accuracy,  or  to  judge  with  impar- 
tiality. People  are  no  longer  the 
jealous  and  vigilant  observers  of  the 
conduct  of  public  men.  They  be- 
come the  blind  followers  of  the  re- 
spective leaders  of  the  side  they 
espouse;  their  perceptions  are  cloud- 
ed by  the  heat  of  controversy ;  they 
no  longer  seek  for  truth,  they  con- 
tend for  victory.  The  production  of 
such  a  state  of  things  is  one  of  the 
points  on  which  the  interests  of 
party  are  most  directly  opposed  to 
the  interests  of  the  nation.  If  it  can 
succeed  in  converting  the  whole 
people  from  calm  judges  into  eager 
disputants  and  acrimonious  parti- 
sans, it  gets  rid  of  a  formidable 


check  and  control,  and  it  gains  a 
great  accession  of  strength. 

If  there  be  truth  in  these  opinions, 
and  assuredly  much  truth  there  is 
in  them,  what  is  our  present  condi- 
tion, and  by  whom  have  we  been 
placed  in  it  ?  What  is  now  the  "  ab- 
stract essence  of  the  Ministry  ?"  The 
Reform  Bill.  All  public  measures 
now  are  debated  with  reference  to 
their  relation  to  the  government,  and 
their  effect  on  the  Bill,  rather  than 
upon  their  own  merits.  Can  this  be 
for  good  ?  If  for  evil — that  evil  lies 
at  the  door  of  that  Ministry,  whose 
astounding  measures  did  necessarily 
disturb  the  quiescent  state  of  public 
feeling,  and  induce  on  all  minds  an  ex- 
citement fatal  to  the  beneficial  effects 
of  public  opinion,  which,  for  the 
safety  of  the  State,  should  always  be 
brought  to  bear  coolly,  impartially, 
and  discriminately,  upon  the  acts  of 
our  Rulers. 

But  not  to  anticipate — let  us  quote 
—continuously — this  writer's  cha- 
racter of  those  two  great  divisions  of 
Whig  and  Tory  which  have  for  a 
century  and  a  half  contended  for  the 
government  of  our  mighty  nation — 
and  then  accompany  him  in  his  re- 
marks on  the  conduct  of  the  Whigs 
since  the  French  Revolution  of  1789, 
down  to  the  concoction  and  promul- 
gation of  this  portentous  Bill,  that 
we  may  have  a  clear  and  steady  view 
of  the  patriots. 

"  No  parties  have  ever  so  fixed  the  at- 
tention'of  mankind, — of  none  has  the  spirit 
and  the  conduct  exerted  so  important  an 
influence  on  the  fortunes  of  their  country, 
and  imprinted  so  marked  a  stamp  on  the 
character  of  their  age.  None  have  ever 
been  so  distinguished  and  adorned  by  the 
talents  and  fame  of  their  members.  Ge- 
nius, eloquence,  ardent  zeal,  sincere  pa- 
triotism, have  illustrated  their  course  and 
hallowed  their  annals.  The  greatest 
names  England  has  produced, — names 
which  will  ever  be  associated  with  her 
best  remembrances,  and  cherished  while 
one  spark  of  feeling  for  her  honour  and 
her  glory  survives  in  the  breasts  of  her 
sons, — are  to  be  found  in  the  ranks  of 
these  two  celebrated  parties  ;  and  each,  in 
turn,  has  furnished  us  with  examples  of 
those  inherent  vices  of  party  to  which  I 
have  alluded  above,  and  has  dimmed  the 
lustre  of  its  records  by  the  faults  into 
which  they  have  betrayed  it.  Both  pos- 
sessed that  basis  of  principle  which  I  have 
insisted  upon  as  essential  to  a  character 


1832.] 


Present  Balance  of  Parlies  in  the  State, 


425* 


of  honour  and  public  spirit, — both  took 
their  stand  within  the  bounds  of  the  Con- 
stitution,— both  rejected  those  extreme 
extensions  of  their  own  doctrines  which 
might  carry  them  beyond  it.  The  Whig 
watched  over  the  more  popular  parts  of 
our  mixed  government, — the  privileges  of 
the  Commons,  the  rights  of  the  people, 
the  liberty  of  petition  and  remonstrance : 
the  Tory  guarded  the  prerogative  of  the 
Crown,  the  force  and  efficiency  of  the  Exe- 
cutive, the  dignity  and  security  of  the 
Church.  But  their  differences,  wide  as 
they  were,  still  were  restricted  within 
these  acknowledged  limits.  The  Tory 
would  never  have  contended  for  the  power 
of  raising  a  tax  without  the  consent  of 
Parliament,  or  of  inflicting  punishment 
without  trial :  the  Whig  would  not  have 
abetted  the  assumption  of  a  control  over 
the  army  by  the  Commons,  or  any  other 
overt  attack  upon  the  acknowledged  rights 
of  the  other  branches  of  the  government. 
It  is  to  the  existence  of  these  understood 
bounds,  it  is  to  the  tacit  convention  by 
which  the  hostile  divisions  fought  their 
battles  within  these  prescribed  lists,  that 
I  attribute  their  long  duration,  and  the 
stability  of  our  institutions  which  have 
not  been  endangered  by  their  fierce  and 
angry  dissensions.  In  a  form  of  govern- 
ment of  the  mixed  nature  of  ours,  the  ex- 
istence of  two  parties  in  some  measure 
analogous  to  these  was  inevitable;  and 
neither  could  be  wholly  extinguished  as 
long  as  both  agreed  to  respect  the  funda- 
mental principles  of  the  constitution. 

"  The  foremost  ranks  of  these  two 
great  political  divisions  equally  consisted 
of  the  highest  and  most  powerful  of  our 
aristocracy ;  they  were  drawn  from  the 
same  orders  in  the  community;  their 
struggles  were  those  of  parties,  not  of 
different  classes.  The  colour  of  their  po- 
litical opinions  became  even  a  sort  of  he- 
reditary faith  in  their  families,  and  blend- 
ed itself  curiously  enough  with  the  pride 
of  ancestry.  In  the  Tories,  these  aristo- 
cratic feelings  were  natural ;  they  were 
in  perfect  accordance  with  the  general 
complexion  of  their  views  and  policy ;  but 
in  the  Whigs  they  created  an  anomaly, 
and  involved,  if  ever  traced  fairly  up  to 
their-source,  two  contradictory  and  hostile 
principles.  A  proud  and  exclusive  tem- 
per, a  demeanour  somewhat  haughty  and 
reserved,  a  devotion  to  the  interests  of 
particular  families,  a  great  deference  to 
the  accident  of  birth,  were  scarcely  recon- 
cilable with  that  extreme  attachment  to 
the  spirit  and  the  practice  of  the  democra- 
tic parts  of  our  government  which  they 
so  loudly  proclaimed.  Such  inconsist- 
encies are  intimately  mixed  up  with  the 
very  nature  of  naao,  acted  upon  as  he  is 


in  his  social  state  by  so  many  different 
circumstances  of  education,  of  station  in 
the  community,  of  early  impressions,  of 
private  ties, — all  agents  of  great  power, 
and  influencing  more  directly  his  actions 
and  his  feelings  than  speculative  opinions 
can  be  supposed  to  do.  I  do  not,  therefore, 
accuse  the  Whigs  of  insincerity,  or  sup- 
pose that  they  merely  assumed  these  prin- 
ciples as  a  means  of  exciting  the  people, 
or  of  wielding  them  for  the  purposes  of 
their  individual  ambition  :  I  notice  it  only 
as  an  inherent  weakness  in  the  Whig  po- 
sition, as  an  opposition  between  their 
tenets  and  their  prejudices,  their  profes- 
sions and  their  interest,  which  would  un- 
avoidably end  by  entangling  and  embar- 
rassing them  whenever  time  and  events 
should  put  these  discordant  elements  into 
action.  In  their  origin,  however,  this 
was  so  little  apparent,  that  a  great  portion 
of  their  hold  upon  the  imagination  (a 
chief  cause  of  their  popularity)  arose  out 
of  this  very  contrast.  The  liberality  of 
sentiment  which  prompted  men  to  espouse 
opinions  at  variance  with  their  immediate 
interests,  offered  at  once  a  pledge  of  their 
sincerity  and  their  public  virtue.  It  is 
true  that  these  abstract  doctrines  were 
rarely  reduced  to  practice  ;  and  that  the 
current  assertion  of  their  opponents,  that 
Whigs  were  Tories  out  of  place,  seemed 
partly  justified  by  their  conduct.  This 
circumstance,  combined  with  their  proud 
bearing  in  private,  and  their  obvious  pre- 
possessions in  favour  of  their  own  aristo- 
cracy, inspired  a  degree  of  distrust,  and 
prevented  their  attaining  that  unlimited 
sway  over  the  popular  mind  which  was 
the  great  aim  of  their  ambition." 

In  these  reflections  Sir  John  Walsh 
has  principally  had  in  view  the  state 
of  parties  from  our  own  Re  volution  to 
that  of  the  French  in  1 789 :  that  mighty 
epoch  in  the  history  of  the  European 
Family  placed  the  Whigs  in  a  totally 
new  relation  with  respect  to  the  na- 
tion, and  to  their  ancient  rivals,  the 
Tories.  Among  all  the  stupendous 
consequences  of  that  great  moral 
convulsion,  it  produced  a  complete 
change  in  the  previously  existing  ba- 
lance of  parties,  and,  what  is  of  far 
more  importance,  in  the  political 
ground  upon  which  these  parties 
stood.  For  a  considerable  and  a  per- 
nicious party  then  sprung  up,  profess- 
ing extreme  opinions,  which  has  ever 
since  existed,  and  which  now  thrusts 
out  of  dirt  and  darkness  its  foul  and 
frowning  front,  fiercer  than  ever  on 
its  late  release  from  the  load  that  had 
long  lain  on  the  monster.  The  poll- 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


430 

tical  principle  of  the  Whigs  was  the 
democratic  part  of  the  English  consti- 
tution ;  the  political  principle  of  that 
new  party,  whose  creation  was  simul- 
taneous with  the  events  of  the  French 
Revolution,  was  the  doctrine  of  pri- 
mitive, natural,  inherent  rights.  We 
all  know  how  that  doctrine  was  il- 
lustrated by  the  most  brutal  of  the 
wicked;  how  it  was  illustrated  by 
the  most  enthusiastic  of  the  weak ; 
and  how  it  was  clothed  in  beautiful 
and  gorgeous  colours  by  the  imagi- 
nations of  a  few  men  of  genius,  who 
believed  that  they  beheld  the  dawn 
of  the  true  golden  age.  But  the  new 
school  received,  too,  says  Sir  John 
Walsh,  a  great  accession  of  strength 
from  two  different  sources. 

The  first  was  the  demagogues  by 
profession — the  other  was  compo- 
sed of  literary  men  of  second-rate 
genius  and  ability  connected  with 
the  middle  orders.  Individuals  of 
this  class,  frequently  entertaining  an 
erroneous  and  excessive  estimate 
of  their  own  superiority,  readily  in- 
dulged in  hostile  and  depreciating 
feelings  towards  distinctions  which 
they  did  not  possess.  The  conven- 
tional tone,  and  the  early  acquired 
manners  of  the  upper  ranks,  form  a 
line  of  demarcation  which^those  who 
have  not  been  educated  in  them  can- 
not easily  obliterate.  Men  of  such 
a  stamp,  irritated  by  the  conscious- 
ness of  such  deficiencies,  and  per- 
haps still-more  mortified  by  the  hau- 
teur of  manners  which  has  been  the 
great  mistake  of  the  English  aristo- 
cracy, were  readily  opposed  to  a  sys- 
tem which  thus  wounded  their  vanity 
and  hurt  their  self-esteem.  He  has 
been — adds  Sir  John — but  a  cursory 
observer  of  the  spirit  of  the  times, 
who  is  not  aware  how  much  the  ranks 
of  disaffection  have  been  recruited 
by  the  mere  agency  of  disappointed 
and  wounded  vanity.  But  it  is  need- 
less now  to  dwell  on  these  or  other 
causes  of  the  birth  and  growth  of 
that  party  whom  all  good  men  came 
soon  to  abhor,  and  whose  birth  and 
growth  were  so  prejudicial  to  the  in- 
terests and  ascendency  of  the  Whigs. 
But  on  this  subject  hear  again  Sir 
John  Walsh  in  his  own  unbroKen  and 
beautiful  words — true  as  holy  writ. 

"  Hitherto  their  great  source  of  moral 
power  had  consisted  in  their  being  the 
constituted  and  established  organs  of  the 
popular  feeling.  The  keystone  of  their 


[March, 


political  faith  had  been  the  innocence,  the 
beneficial  tendencies,  and  the  power  of  self- 
control  inherent  in  popular  bodies  and  in- 
stitutions, when  allowed  an  unlimited  ex- 
pansion. The  birth  of  the  Radicals  un- 
dermined the  former;  the  excesses  of  the 
Reign  of  Terror  shook  the  latter.  The 
Whigs,  the  established  and  orthodox 
champions  of  the  rights  of  the  democra- 
cy, found  their  province  invaded,  and 
their  flock  led  astray,  by  these  sectarians 
in  politics.  On  the  other  hand,  the  more 
sober  of  their  adherents,  the  most  mode- 
rate in  their  opinions,  and  aristocratic  in 
their  prepossessions,  alarmed  and  disgust- 
ed by  these  dangerous  rivals  or  doubtful 
allies,  seceded  entirely,  and  threw  them- 
selves into  the  arms  of  the  Tories.  Never 
had  their  benches  exhibited  a  more  bril- 
liant union  of  splendid  talents,  of  distin- 
guished names,  of  statesmen  of  high  re- 
putation, than  when  this  storm  overtook 
them.  Fox  in  the  meridian  of  his  pow- 
ers, Burke  in  all  the  unimpaired  vigour  of 
his  extraordinary  faculties,  Sheridan  in 
the  first  dazzling  glory  of  his  parliament- 
ary career,  Whitbread,  Tierney,  the  pre- 
sent Lord  Grey,  Windham,  following, 
with  no  distant  steps,  the  track  of  their 
great  leaders,  formed  a  catalogue  of  which 
they  might  well  be  proud. 

"  But  the  great  crisis  to  which  I  am 
reverting,  was  as  injurious  to  their  nume- 
rical strength  within  the  walls  of  Parlia- 
ment, as  to  their  moral  influence  without. 
The  phalanx  I  have  enumerated  was  bro- 
ken. 

"  The  greatest  of  that  triumvirate  of 
chiefs,  the  greatest  in  the  grasp  of  his  in- 
tellect, and  the  philosophic  and  compre- 
hensive powers  of  his  mind,  quitted  them 
for  ever.  Mr  Burke  possessed,  perhaps, 
less  Parliamentary  tact,  less  of  dexterity 
in  debate.  He  had  not  the  piercing  wit 
of  Sheridan ;  he  had  not  had  the  early 
House  of  Commons'  education,  which 
trained  the  powers,  or  the  accessories  of 
station  and  connexion,  which  augmented 
the  influence,  of  Mr  Fox.  In  those  im- 
portant requisites  for  the  leader  of  a  par- 
ty, whose  force  consists  in  the  control  he 
can  obtain  over  the  opinions  and  feelings 
of  a  mixed  popular  assembly,  Mr  Burke 
was  probably  inferior  to  his  two  celebra- 
ted associates.  In  depth  and  originality 
of  thought,  in  the  comprehensiveness  of 
his  faculties,  in  the  acuteness  of  his  saga- 
city with  regard  to  the  future,  in  the 
clearness  and  profundity  of  his  views  on 
government,  he  not  only  surpassed  them, 
but  approached  nearer  the  perfect  union 
of  the  statesman  and  the  philosopher,  than 
any  other  instance  in  the  history  of  the 
human  mind.  There  can  be  no  stronger 
example  of  the  violence,  the  injustice,  and 


1832.] 


Present  Balance,  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


the  prejudice  generated  by  party  feelings, 
than  the  obloquy  with  which  he  was  pur- 
sued  for  changing  his  political  connexions 
at  this  period.  That  this  alteration  in- 
volved no  inconsistency  with  his  previ- 
ous opinions,  we  have  the  contemporary 
testimony  of  one  of  the  ablest  of  his  op- 
ponents,* corroborated  by  the  internal 
evidence  of  his  own  works. 

"  No  impartial  mind  can  doubt  that 
the  French  Revolution,  by  the  novelty  of 
its  theories,  by  the  magnitude  of  its  ef- 
fects, by  the  contagion  of  its  example,  and 
by  the  proselytizing  spirit  of  its  authors, 
did  alter  the  whole  surface  of  politics,  and 
every  relation,  whether  national  or  so- 
cial, of  the  European  family.  It  is  an 
unavoidable  inference,  that  a  public  man 
was  at  liberty  to  adopt  a  new  line  of  con- 
duct under  such  new  circumstances.  That 
a  man  advanced  in  age  would  break  all 
the  ties  and  friendships  of  early  life- 
friendships  useful  and  nattering,  as  well 
as  dear  to  him — for  a  trifling  pension,  is 
improbable.  He  who  can  peruse  the 
*  Reflections  on  the  French  Revolution,' 
and  continue  of  opinion  that  its  author 
wrote  them  for  hire,  and  belied  his  own 
convictions,  libels  the  highest  order  of  ge- 
nius, by  severing  its  intimate  union  with 
sincerity  and  truth.  The  only  remaining 
consideration  then  is,  whether  the  obli- 
gations of  party  ought  to  prevail  in  oppo- 
sition to  every  principle  of  conscience  and 
every  feeling  of  patriotism,  and  to  bind 
together  discordant  opinions  upon  new 
and  vital  questions. 

"  Diminished  in  splendour  by  the  se- 
cession of  its  brightest  ornaments,  Burke 
and  Windham ;  in  numbers,  by  that  of 
many  of  the  more  moderate,  yet  influen- 
tial, of  the  party  in  both  Houses  of  Par- 
liament j  and  embarrassed  by  the  novelty 
of  its  position  with  respect  to  the  power- 
ful  ultra-democrats  springing  into  exist- 
ence, the  Whig  Opposition  maintained  a 
firm  countenance.  They  continued  to  ar- 
raign the  policy,  and  to  scrutinize  the 
conduct  of  the  Ministry,  with  equal  acute- 
ness,  with  no  mitigated  severity,  and  with 
a  deeper  shade  of  personal  animosity.  But 
no  one  can  read  the  debates,  and  the  his- 
tory of  that  period,  without  perceiving  in 
their  tone  a  consciousness  of  the  difficulty 
of  their  situation,  and  traces  of  the  incon- 
sistencies in  which  it  involved  them.  At 
one  time  they  launch  out  in  eloquent 


431 

praise  of  the  French  Revolution  ;  at  an- 
other, they  gently  blame,  while  they  pal- 
liate its  excesses.  At  one  time,  they  in- 
dulge in  sanguine  anticipation  of  the  be- 
nefits with  which  it  is  pregnant  to  the 
whole  human  race  ;  at  another,  they  are 
staggered  with  the  enormities  which  dis- 
figured its  course.  Now  they  attack  with 
violent  declamation  the  coalitions  of  Euro- 
pean Powers  as  conspiracies  against  the 
rights  of  mankind  j  and  soon  after  they 
are  obliged  to  admit  that  the  intrigues 
and  military  movements  of  the  Republic 
are  assaults  on  the  existence  of  govern- 
ments, and  aggressions  on  the  independ- 
ence of  nations.  At  home,  they  enrol 
their  names  in  political  societies,  and 
shrink  from  the  ultimate  objects  which 
those  societies  have  in  view.  They  cen- 
sure the  dangerous  designs  and  treason- 
able projects  of  affiliated  Jacobins ;  yet 
they  loudly  and  violently  stigmatize  all 
measures  of  repression,  all  vigorous  po- 
licy, as  invasions  of  liberty,  and  acts  of 
unwarrantable  oppression.  They  deny 
not  the  existence  of  the  spirit  of  evil — yet 
they  insist  that,  unopposed,  it  becomes 
perfectly  innocuous  ;  and  that  it  is  only 
when  some  attempt  is  made  to  check  and 
control  it  that  it  is  rendered  dangerous  to 
society.  Thus  did  they  endeavour  to 
thread  their  way  through  the  narrow 
space  which  was  left  them,  seeking  to 
preserve  their  distinctness  inviolate  ;  ho- 
ping to  direct  and  to  restrain  the  Radi- 
cals with  one  hand,,  and  to  oppose  the 
firm  Ministry  of  Pitt  with  the  other. 
Had  it  been  practicable,  they  would  have 
accomplished  it ;  for  they  were  proud  and 
able  men,  long  versed  in  the  warfare  of 
party,  devoted  to  their  own :  the  aristo- 
cratic part  of  our  representative  system 
gave  them  sure  seats  in  Parliament ;  their 
high  reputation  gave  them  weight  in  it. 
But  they  attempted  an  impossibility ; 
they  were  interposed  between  the  shocks 
of  elements  mightier  than  themselves. 
Identified  with  neither,  they  were  op- 
posed to  all  movement  whatever  :  as  they 
were  in  a  manner  neutralized,  they  in- 
sisted that  the  nation  ought  to  be  neutral ; 
as  they  would  not  sanction  any  steps  of  a 
decisive  character  against  sedition,  they 
argued  that  it  would  expend  itself :  they 
maintained  that  amidst  the  crash  of  em- 
pires, and  in  the  face  of  the  most  active 
and  powerful  agents  of  destruction,  if  we 


'  The  late  opinions  of  Mr  Burke  furnished  more  matter  of  astonishment  to 
those  who  had  distantly  observed,  than  to  those  who  had  correctly  examined,  the  sys- 
tem of  his  former  political  life.  An  abhorrence  for  abstract  politics,  a  predilection  for 
aristocracy,  and  a  dread  of  innovation,  had  ever  been  among  the  most  sacred  articles 
of  his  public  creed,'  "—Introduction  to  the  Vmclicics  Gallica, 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


432 

were  only  quiescent,  we  should  be  safe,— 
as  if  some  one  were  to  counsel  a  traveller 
in  the  Arctic  regions  to  take  a  sleep  in 
the  snow  to  recruit  his  strength,  in  a 
situation  where  inaction  is  death." 

Sir  John  Walsh  declines  following 
the  Whigs  through  all  the  various 
phases  of  their  opposition  to  the  go- 
vernment during  the  eventful  strug- 
tles  of  that  long  war.  Entangled — 
e  mildly  says — in  a  false  position 
— they  persevered  in  a  course  which 
alienated  from  them  the  sympathies 
of  the  better  part  of  the  nation ;  be- 
cause it  displayed  their  indifference 
to  her  noble  efforts,  their  disposition 
to  undervalue  her  powers,  and  to 
detract  from  her  hard-won  glories. 
They  exhibited  the  inconsistency  of 
a  sort  of  coquetry  towards  the  splen- 
did but  iron  despotism  of  Napoleon, 
a  feeling  at  variance  with  all  their  po- 
litical professions.  To  say  thus  that 
their  conduct  "  alienated  from  them 
the  sympathies  of  the  better  part  of 
the  nation,"  is  saying  too  little ;  for 
along  with  that  alienation  arose  to- 
wards the  Whigs  an  universal  dis- 
gust, that  almost.smothered  indigna- 
tion, and  gave  way  gradually  to  con- 
tempt. Had  they  had  their  own  way, 
at  this  hour  Britons  might  have  been 
slaves.  They  regarded  revolutionary 
France  with  fear  after  their  love  had 
been  laid ;  and  quaked  before  the 
tiger-monkeys. 

Some  vague  reliance  they  placed 
on  our  navy;  but  they  believed  that 
were  our  army  ever  to  see  the 
French,  it  would  run  away;  nor  was 
that  abject  delusion  destroyed  even 
by  the  bayonets  that  skivered  the  In- 
vincibles.  Spain  was  to  be  the  sepul- 
chre of  our  soldiers — or  France  their 
prison ;  and  till  this  day  the  cowardly 
Whigs  praise  Moore  chiefly  because, 
according  to  their  prediction,  Soult 
drove  him  to  Corunna.  That  retreat 
has  been  eulogized  by  them  more 
enthusiastically  than  all  Welling- 
ton's advances — than  his  hundred 
victories.  In  all  their  forebodings 
of  national  disaster  and  ruin,  some- 
thing worse  than  mere  cowardice 
must  have  been  working  at  their 
hearts.  For  the  thunder  of  the  can- 
non that  used  to  precede  the  Ga- 
zette, seemed  always  to  stupify  as 
well  as  startle  the  Whig;  in  those 
days  he  loved  not  Illuminations ;  he 
shammed  sadness  for  the  killed  and 
wounded;  and  tried  in  vain  to 


[March, 


squeeze  out  to  misery  a  sulky  tear. 
To  the  very  last  nothing  could  sa- 
tisfy   the   Whigs  but  Wellington's 
overthrow  and  Napoleon's  triumph. 
They    have    never    forgiven     the 
"  Great    Lord,"  —  Waterloo.      Yet 
their  anger  by  their  own  shewing 
was  absurd;   for  never  had  there 
been  so  ill-fought  a  battle — but  for 
Blucher  Wellington  had  been  beaten 
— and    as  the  infatuated  man  had 
made  no  arrangements  for  a  retreat, 
the  whole  British  army  would  have 
perished  like  the  Babes  in  the  Wood. 
Much  of  folly  and  wrong  will  be 
forgiven  to  an  Opposition — provided 
they  have  shewn  themselves,  how- 
ever galled  and  fretted,  inspired,  on 
the  whole,  with  a  patriotic   spirit. 
Their  falsehoods  will  be  forgotten, 
because  uttered  in  bitterness,  if  they 
have  been  such  lies  as  might  have 
been  extorted  by  rage  from  disap- 
pointed and  baffled  men,  who  were 
yet  lovers  of  their  country,  and  ad- 
mirers of  its  character.     But  the 
falsehoods  and  lies  of  the  Whigs,  all 
during  the  war,  were  not  of  that 
kind;  they  all  libelled  their  native 
land,  and  eulogized  France,  while 
she  was,  with  all  her  revolutionary 
energies,  striving  to  extinguish  our 
liberties,  by  forcing  us  to  waste  our 
wealth  in  foreign  subsidies,  till  our 
iron  took  the  place  of  our  gold,  and 
we  lavished  other  treasures,  "  trans- 
cending in  their  worth"  all  that  ever 
flowed  from  exchequers,  and  trea- 
sures that  we  knew  were  inexhaust- 
ible— the  blood  that  circles  through 
their  veins  from  the  hearts  of  men 
whom  the  earth  acknowledges  to  be 
"  of  men  the  chief," — blood  which, 
in  profusest  outpouring,  was  never 
grudged  by  the  brave. 

That  was  their  crime;  and  it  is 
inexpiable.  It  alienated  from  them 
at  last  all  their  own  friends,  whose 
English  hearts  had  not  been  Frenchi- 
fied; it  arrayed  against  them  all 
whom  party-spirit  had  not  yet  tho- 
roughly besotted  into  admiration  of 
the  outlandish ;  and  it  stamped  them 
with  infamy  in  the  minds  of  all  who 
knew  that,  in  that  dreadful  contest, 
we  were  struggling  for  all  that  could 
make  life — we  shall  not  say  desi- 
rable— but  endurable,  to  men  who 
had  been  reared  on  the  lap  of  free- 
dom, and  whom  a  foreign  tyrant  had 
sworn,  for  the  glory  of  his  eagles,  to 
make  slaves.  The  Whigs  counselled 


1832.] 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


433 


cowardice  and  submission — the  To- 
ries courage  and  resistance — and  yet 
at  this  hour,  the  government  of  Eng- 
land is  in  the  hands  of  the  dastards 
who  declare  they  will  set  us  free ! 

Of  the  conduct  of  the  Whigs  from 
the  peace  to  their  accession  to  office, 
we  shall  not  give   even  a  general 
sketch.     Never  for  a  week  was  it 
magnanimous.  How  could  it  be  so  ? 
Who  were  they?    They  seemed  to 
shrink  and  shrivel  up  into  unnotice- 
able  insignificance.     They  now  and 
then  attempted  to  speechify ;   but 
even  in  that  they  failed  ;  and  the  most 
eloquent  among  them  could  not  play 
second  fiddle  to  Canning.  They  were 
set  on  the  shelf  as  so  much  musty 
lumber ;  and  one  rarely  heard  of  a 
Whig  except  when  he  died.     Then 
he  was  suffered  to  shine  in  obitua- 
ries ;  till  in  a  week  the  farthing-can- 
dle lustre  of  his  fame  expired — and 
he  was  forgot.   The  most  respectable 
among  them  changed  their  names,  if 
possible,  by  marriage ;  and  widow- 
ers and  old  bachelors  looked  kindly 
on  you  when  you  called  them  Tories. 
Sir  John  Walsh,  whose  opinions  are 
strong,  though    perhaps  hardly  so 
strong  as  our  own  on  this  subject, 
has  well  shewn  how  the  events  of 
this  memorable  period  of  our  history 
inevitably  trenched  upon  and  di- 
minished that  basis  which  the  Old 
Whigs  had  so  long  and  so  proudly 
occupied  before  the  French  Revolu- 
tion.   They  were — he  says — become 
a  Middle  Term,    But  to  preserve 
that  sort  of  intermediate  position, 
it  would  have  been  necessary  that 
they  should  have  possessed  impo- 
sing strength ;  that  they  should  have 
exhibited  a  political  faith,  clearly 
distinct  from  that  of  either  of  their 
rivals ;  and,  above  all,  that  it  should 
have    been    thoroughly    consistent 
with  itself  and  with  truth.      The 
Whigs  were  deficient  in  all  these 
things.  They  had  been  greatly  weak- 
ened; they  had  affinities  with  both 
Tories  and  Radicals ;  and  they  had 
mixed  feelings  of  aristocracy,  and 
principles  of  democracy,  which  they 
could  no  longer  reconcile  with  the 
circumstances   of  the  times.     But 
there  were  many  causes  which  band- 
ed them  together  in  fierce  opposition 
to  the  Ministry,  and  made  them  draw 
closer  and  closer  to,  and  lean  more 
upon,  their  dangerous  allies.    Those 
also  of  their  party  who  inclined  most 


to  Toryism,  and  who  might  have 
checked  their  exasperated  feelings, 
in  effect  quitted  them  entirely ;  for- 
merly they  hated  the  Tories,  and  de- 
termined to  use,  while  they  inward- 
ly despised,  the  Ultra  democrats; 
but  circumstances  have  changed ; 
and  while  they  still  hate  the  Tories, 
they  fear  the  democrats,  by  whom 
they  are  in  turn  hated,  and  erelong, 
if  they  be  not  so  already,  will  be 
thoroughly  despised.  For  a  good 
many  years,  then,  before  their  late 
accession  to  office,  it  seems  to  Sir 
John  Walsh  that  the  condition  <of  the 
Whigs  was  this — they  still  possessed 
the  materials  of  considerable  parlia- 
mentary influence  within  the  walls 
of  the  House  of  Commons — still  re- 
tained practised  and  able  orators, 
whose  names  carried  with  them  the 
weight  derived  from  ancient  recol- 
lection, yet  altogether  languishing, 
not  fixing  public  attention,  or  gui- 
ding public  opinion,  and  gradually 
finding  all  the  ground  which  they  had 
exclusively  occupied  trenched  upon 
by  a  mixture  of  all  parties.  There 
was  little  of  union  or  identity  left ; 
they  had  been  at  the  head  of  a  body  of 
opinion  in  the  country ;  they  latterly 
scarcely  extended  beyond  the  draw- 
ing-rooms of  the  metropolis;  they  had 
formed  a  great  party  in  the  nation ; 
they  were  fast  dwindling  into  a  po- 
litical coterie ;  they  had  divided  Eng- 
land; they  still  possessed  Brookes's. 
But  we  must  quote,  without  break 
or  abridgement,  an  admirable  pass- 
age from  the  Pamphlet,  shewing  how 
all  this  had  come  to  pass  with  the 
Whigs. 

"  The  country  had  had,  during  these 
fifteen  years,  to  contend  with  many  diffi- 
culties. The  revulsion  which  followed 
the  termination  of  the  war,  the  fall  of 
rents,  the  decline  of  trade  in  the  first 
years  of  the  peace,  the  shock  to  credit  in 
1825,  the  fluctuations  in  the  demand  for 
manufactures,  involved  us  in  much  em- 
barrassment. The  increasing  evils  of  the 
poor  law  system  ;  the  vast  mass  of  the 
manufacturing  population  exposed  to  des- 
titution on  the  slightest  check  to  the  de- 
mand for  their  labour ;  the  complicated 
question  of  the  currency,  must  have 
strewed  with  thorns  the  pillow  of  a  Mi- 
nister. His  difficulties  were  without  an 
obvious  remedy :  he  was  surrounded  with 
theorists,  each  offering  his  explanation 
and  his  panacea — but  their  arguments 
confuted  each  other ;  the  statements  sup- 


434 


Present  'Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


[March, 


ported  by  one  set  of  facts,  were  invalida- 
ted by  others.  The  best  and  purest  in- 
tentions, and  even  the  highest  ability, 
were  unable  effectually  to  cure  evils  re- 
sulting from  a  variety  of  causes,  and  act- 
ing upon  a  system  so  tremblingly  sensi- 
tive, so  artificial  and  complicated  in  its 
structure.  Yet,  in  spite  of  these  dark 
shades  in  the  picture,  I  am  inclined  to 
think  that  history  will  look  back  upon 
the  reign  of  George  the  Fourth  as  a  pe- 
riod of  national  prosperity  and  advance- 
ment. We  have  enjoyed  profound  peace, 
internal  and  external;  the  respect  of 
foreign  nations  ;  the  most  perfect  indivi- 
dual liberty  ;  the  most  complete  security 
of  property  and  person  ; — commonplace 
and  vulgar  blessings,  perhaps,  and  the 
enumeration  of  which  has  a  trite  and 
hackneyed  sound.  They  comprise,  how- 
ever, almost  all  that  the  best  government 
can  bestow ;  and  I  hope  I  may  be  excused 
for  mentioning  them,— just  as  we  some- 
times turn  to  old  acquaintance  with  a 
feeling  of  regard,  even  if  they  have  been 
rather  dull  and  wearisome,  when  we 
think  that  we  may  probably  separate  from 
them  for  a  long  time.  Nor  have  other 
evidences  of  increasing  national  prosperity 
been  wanting.  Public  works  extensively 
prosecuted  ;  commercial  enterprises  on  a 
great  scale  successfully  undertaken;  an 
immense  developement  of  our  manufac- 
turing industry  ;  a  vast  diminution  in  the 
prices,  and  improvement  in  the  quality, 
of  almost  all  the  materials  of  clothing ; 
an  increased  revenue  in  proportion  to  the 
reduction  of  taxation  ;  an  extended  con- 
sumption of  most  articles  of  general  use 
and  enjoyment,  are  proofs  that  the  elastic 
force  of  the  nation  was  not  destroyed.  I 
have  observed  that  one  of  the  character- 
istics of  this  period  was  the  decline  of 
party  spirit ;  and  it  is  to  be  attributed  to 
this  circumstance,  that  the  nation  bore 
with  calm  firmness  and  resolution  the 
evils  of  one  or  two  of  those  internal 
crises  to  which  I  have  before  alluded. 
There  was  no  irritation  applied  to  the 
wound,  and  it  healed.  Another  remark 
that  I  shall  venture  to  offer  is,  that  there 
was  no  decay  of  the  spirit  of  genuine  and 
rational  liberty.  It  did  not  appear  that 
it  required  the  excitement  of  party  strug- 
gles to  keep  it  alive,  or  the  fierceness  of 
faction  to  give  it  strength.  Never  had 
it  shewn  itself  under  an  aspect  more  ami- 
able, more  worthy  of  our  veneration  and 
love.  It  seemed  tempered  with  time  and 
experience.  It  stood  alone  in  its  native 
grace  and  beauty,  and  had  discarded  those 
followers,  —  strife,  contention,  feverish 
agitation, — which  had  heretofore  appear- 
ed in  its  train,  blemished  its  purity,  and 
had  seemed  almost  inseparably  associated 


with  its  existence.  We  had  a  proof  that 
the  attachment  to  this  noble  and  elevated 
principle  pervaded  the  general  character 
of  Englishmen, — that  it  did  not  owe  its 
preservation  to  the  vigilance  of  one  set  of 
public  men  guarding  it  against  the  conspi- 
racies of  others, — that  it  was  engraven  in 
the  hearts  of  all, — that  it  nourished  in 
the  breasts  of  Canning  and  of  Peel,  not 
less  than  in  those  of  the  most  ardent  dis- 
ciples of  Fox. 

"  While  such  was  the  temper  of  the 
whole  educated  portion  of  the  communi- 
ty ;  while  the  tendency  of  events  was  to 
obliterate  these  distinctions,  and  to  suffer 
these  old  appellations  of  party  to  fall  into 
oblivion,  what  was  the  position  of  the  re- 
mains of  the  Whigs  ?  For  half  a  century 
they  had  fought  a  losing  game:  they  had 
lost  office,  popularity,  consideration  ;  their 
predictions  had  been  disproved,  their  er- 
rors had  been  made  manifest.  Even  the 
tone  of  liberality  and  conciliation  in  the 
Government  had  trenched  upon  their  pe- 
culiar manor,  and  menaced  their  sepa- 
rate existence.  Their  young  men  were 
seduced  into  the  camp  of  the  enemy ;  and 
the  influence  of  this  sun  of  conciliation 
was  not  less  powerful  upon  the  rising 
generation,  and  the  moderates  of  their 
party,  than  upon  those  of  the  Tories ;  but 
they  still  retained  the  materials  of  consi- 
derable importance.  The  aristocratic 
Whig  families  clung  to  their  party  badges 
as  to  their  mottoes  or  their  escutcheons. 
They  still  could  confer  a  high  degree  of 
social  distinction.  They  employed  this 
species  of  patronage  to  recruit  their  ranks 
with  men  of  talent :  they  likewise  pos- 
sessed the  command  of  a  great  number  of 
those  private  avenues  to  the  House  of 
Commons  which  are  now  the  theme  of 
such  unsparing  abuse  ;  and  they  introdu- 
ced by  them  clever  and  aspiring  men, 
who  would  not  otherwise  have  obtained 
seats.  Lastly,  they  enlisted  a  parliament- 
ary leader  not  unworthy  to  fill  the  place 
of  the  great  names  he  succeeded ;  possess- 
ing, in  addition  to  eminent  powers  and 
diversified  attainments,  many  qualities 
which  peculiarly  fitted  him  to  exercise 
vast  influence  in  a  popular  assembly. 
They  still  with  his  mighty  aid  filled  re- 
spectably the  Opposition  benches,  pursu- 
ing against  the  Ministry  a  warfare  of  de- 
tail, and  maintaining  a  useful  watch  over 
the  policy  of  the  Government. 

"  A  state  of  things  so  destitute  of  ex- 
citement was,  probably,  distasteful  to 
many  ardent  spirits  in  their  ranks.  The 
languor  of  inaction  and  indifference  had 
succeeded  to  the  mortification  of  defeat. 
Those  who  had  entered  upon  the  stage  of 
public  life  within  the  last  twenty  years, 
felt,  perhaps,  dissatisfied  that  their  ener- 


1832.] 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


gies  should  be  consumed,  and  their  lives 
employed  in  the  examination  and  discus- 
sion of  subjects  requiring  much  labour, 
affording  no  profit,  and  attended  with 
little  eclat.  Among  those  older  veterans, 
who  had  been  actors  from  the  beginning 
of  this  long  drama,  a  more  deep-seated 
feeling,  perhaps,  existed.  Their  whole 
course  had  been  a  disappointment :  their 
early  youth  had  been  crowned  with  the 
laurels  of  parliamentary  successes  :  they 
had,  in  the  first  bright  years  of  manhood, 
felt  their  own  powers,  established  their 
own  reputation,  been  associated  with 
those  whose  memory  they  revered.  They 
had  passed  the  threshold  which  most  men 
never  reach;  they  had  made  that  first 
step  which  is,  proverbially,  the  most  diffi- 
cult ;  while  '  the  first  sprightly  runnings 
of  life'  still  sparkled  near  their  source, 
and  the  sanguine  anticipations  of  that 
golden  period  would  appear  never  to  have 
rested  upon  a  firmer  or  better  ground. 

"  They  had  remained  there.  Their 
subsequent  history  has  been  one  unvary- 
ing tale  of  efforts  without  progress,  of 
contests  without  triumphs.  They  courted 
popularity ;  and  popularity  ranged  itself 
on  the  side  of  their  opponents,  who  had 
not  courted  it.  They  had  prophesied  de- 
feat, and  the  nation  refuted  them  on  the 
days  of  Trafalgar  and  Waterloo.  They 
proved  to  demonstration  that  our  armies 
must  be  driven  into  the  Atlantic;  and 
the  banner  of  England  was  borne  by  a 
series  of  victories  from  Vimeira  to  Thou- 
louse.  Their  biography  was  written  on 
the  reverse  side  of  those  tablets  on  which 
were  inscribed  the  most  glorious  passages 
of  our  history. 

"  They  had  grown  old  in  waging  this 
losing  war  of  party,  and  they  prided 
themselves  upon  consistency.  It  was  not 
wonderful,  that,  if  among  them  there  had 
been  some  whose  tempers  were  irritable 
and  imperious  by  nature,  they  should 
have  been  still  further  soured  and  embit- 
tered by  such  causes.  They  mistook,  per- 
haps, for  firmness  and  consistency,  the 
common  pertinacity  of  age,  retentive  of 
early  impressions,  and  little  susceptible 
of  new  ones.  They  fancied  that  they 
were  in  full  march  with  the  spirit  of  the 
times,  while  they  were  reverting  to  the 
days  of  1792,  playing  an  imaginary  back 
game,  maintaining  the  infallibility  of 
Charles  Fox,  and  ascribing  every  recent 
evil  to  the  dispute  on  the  opening  of  the 
Scheldt." 

What  brought  into  power  this  fee- 
ble faction  ?  Fools  and  knaves  say, 
the  cry  for  Reform.  The  Duke  of 
Wellington,  it  is  asserted,  destroyed 
himself  by  the  declaration  that  there 


435 

should  be  nothing  of  the  sort  as  long 
as  he  was  Minister.  Not  so.  Sir 
John  Walsh  shews,  in  a  few  senten- 
ces, what  we  have  often  shewn,  how 
that  Ministry  was  upset.  The  Par- 
liament was  divided  at  least  into  four 
parties— the  Ministerial— the  Old 
Opposition — the  Canningites  and 
Huskissonians — and  the  True  Tories. 
It  contained  likewise  a  strong  body 
of  Independents.  On  Sir  Henry  Par- 
nell's  motion  for  a  select  committee 
to  enquire  into  the  items  of  the  Civil 
List,  the  Ministers  were  defeated; 
for  all  three  parties  combined  against 
them,  aided  by  a  considerable  num- 
ber of  the  Independents.  The  true 
Tories  overthrew  that  government, 
and  in  doing  so,  they  did  right ;  for 
how  could  they  support  the  men  who 
had  "  broken  in  upon  the  Constitu- 
tion," and  audaciously  deceived  the 
nation  ?  Having  done  justice  to  them- 
selves, and  punished  the  delinquents, 
they  are  now  willing  to  forgive,  and, 
as  far  as  may  be,  to  forget ;  mean- 
while mauling  the  miserable  Minis- 
try that  now  constitute  the  misgo- 
vernment. 

It  is  easily  proved,  then,  from  the 
lists  of  divisions,  that  a  great  portion 
of  those  who  voted  out  the  Welling- 
tonians,  were  adverse  to  Reform. 
Nor  did  that  defeat  in  the  Commons 
give  any  accession  of  strength  to  the 
Whigs.  They  were  a  weak  set,  weak- 
er perhaps  than  at  any  other  era  of 
their  imbecility;  but  they  were  sud- 
denly brought  forward  by  the  divi- 
sions of  their  opponents,  "just  as  a 
ship  which  has  lain  for  months  en- 
closed by  fields  of  ice,  is  at  length 
released,  not  by  her  own  strength, 
but  by  the  crumbling  and  breaking  up 
of  the  masses  by  which  she  has  been 
imprisoned." — Such  a  ship  ! 

Having  been  thus  unexpectedly 
turned  in,  what  were  they  to  do,  to 
save  themselves  from  being  expect- 
edly  turned  out  ?  They  might  pur- 
sue "  the  liberal  and  conciliating 
policy  of  Mr  Canning  and  the  Duke 
of  Wellington" — too  liberal  and  con- 
ciliating by  far,  Sir  John — or  they 
might  throw  themselves  upon  the 
democrats.  For  a  while,  we  believe, 
they  attempted  the  first  alternative ; 
and  serious  disturbances  prevailing 
in  some  parts  of  England,  which  it 
was  necessary  to  put  down,  all  par- 
ties agreed  to  support  the  govern- 
ment, for  the  sake  of  the  stack-yards. 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State, 


436 

The  special  commissions  did  their 
duty,  and  incendiaries  were  doomed 
to  die.  But  even  then  the  new  Mi- 
nistry, though  backed  by  all  the 
energy  and  intellect  of  England,  be- 
gan to  vacillate  and  waver;  they 
conceded,  even  then,  to  the  clamour 
of  the  Radical  press.  However,  the 
Whigs  shewed  a  wish  to  separate 
themselves  from  the  party  of  the 
Movement,  and  still  more  so  in  the 
affairs  of  Ireland.  The  removal  of  the 
Catholic  disabilities  had  produced 
none  of  those  happy  effects  so  weakly 
and  ignorantly  anticipated  by  the 
promoters  of  that  unfortunate  mea- 
sure— and  over  Ireland  reigned  King 
O'Connell — whom  our  new  Ministry 
seemed  resolved  to  treat  as  a  traitor. 
So  far— well.  With  respect  to  the 
affairs  of  Belgium  and  Holland,  they 
seemed  to  pursue,  in  all  essentials, 
the  same  course  with  their  predeces- 
sors. They  declared  that  it  was  out 
of  their  power  lo  effect  any  reduc- 
tion in  the  expenditure  of  the  State 
which  would  materially  diminish  the 
amount  of  taxation.  So  far — well. 
Then  came  their  memorable  Budget. 
In  it  they  attempted  to  satisfy  the 
public  expectation  (a  foolish  attempt 
— for  who  that  knows  any  thing,  does 
not  know  that  they  themselves — the 
Whigs — had  deluded  the  great  ma- 
jority of  the  ignorant  people  into  a 
belief  that  gross  malversation  and 
prodigality  pervaded  every  branch  of 
the  Government  ?)  by  an  extensive 
shifting  and  changing  of  those  bur- 
dens which  they  could  not  lessen. 
It  was  now  seen  that  they  were 
blockheads,  and  not  only  seen,  but 
admitted  on  all  sides,  and  expressed 
by  an  angry,  scornful,  contemptuous 
burst  of  general  laughter,  that,  spite 
of  the  young  self-conceit  of  the  fac- 
tion, and  its  superannuated  arro- 
gance, must  have  brought  the  burn- 
ing blush  of  shame  over  the  unmean- 
ing face  of  the  Ministry,  as  it  stood 
with  its  finger  in  its  mouth,  sulky 
for  a  while,  then  blubbering,  and 
finally  confessing,  by  retractation 
conducted  on  the  largest  scale,  that 
they  were  indeed  a  conclave  of  In- 
capables.  Should  our  language  seem 
too  strong,  take  the  milder  words  of 
Sir  John  Walsh.  "  It  is  regarded  as 
an  injudicious  and  crude  endeavour 
to  put  in  practice  certain  theoretical 
views  of  taxation,  without  due  refe- 
rence to  existing  interests,  without 


[March, 


respect  for  rational  enjoyments,  and 
as  founded  upon  errors  in  calcula- 
tion so  extensive  as  entirely  to  viti- 
ate its  estimated  results."  Yet 
among  them,  and  instructing  them, 
and  controlling  them,  are  some,  for- 
sooth, of  the"  Political  Economists ! !" 

'Twas  pitiable  to  see  the  greatest 
country  on  earth  governed  by  such 
impotents.  The  case  was  singular.  In 
the  Ministry  are  several  men  of  or- 
dinary— one  man  of  extraordina- 
ry abilities — few  feebler,  perhaps, 
than  you  meet  with  in  the  common 
run  of  gentlemen — and  yet  the  con- 
duct of  the  whole  was  such  as,  in 
private  life,  would  have  imposed  the 
painful  necessity  on  the  relatives  of 
the  party,  of  having  them  cognosced, 
as  poor  Watty  was  in  the  "  Entail." 
And  yet  these  are  the  Imbeciles  who 
have  had  the  impertinence  to  pro- 
pose Reform ! 

They  felt  they  were  going — going 
— gone,  if  they  did  not  forthwith 
fling  themselves  upon  the  democrats. 
They  therefore  lustily  roared  Re- 
form I  Reform !  Reform !  and  the 
many-headed  monster  grimly  laugh- 
ed with  all  his  mouths,  as  he  opened 
his  innumerous  arms  to  clutch  them 
falling  into  his  foul  but  not  friendly 
embrace.  Of  late  years  the  Demo- 
cratic Power  had  been  quiescent, 
but  it  had  been  secretly  gathering 
strength.  The  Populace — the  Mob — 
now-a-days — have  been  made  more 
than  ever  savagely  ignorant  by  a 
base  and  brutal  education.  The  best 
among  the  lower  orders  are  perhaps 
now  better  than  the  best  of  former 
times;  but  the  worst  are  infinitely 
more  wicked ;  and  the  generality 
are  more  dangerous ;  for  consider — 
how  hostile  the  times  to  all  existing 
institutions  I 

"  That  formidable  influence  had  been 
peculiarly  quiescent  of  late  years,  but  had 
secretly  gathered  the  materials  of  strength. 
The  wide  diffusion  of  that  first  step  in 
knowledge,  the  art  of  reading, — which, 
when  obtained,  can  only  be  very  partially 
used  by  the  working  classes, — had  given 
a  great  increase  of  weight  to  the  periodi- 
cal publications  to  which  their  studies  are 
confined.  The  generality  of  these  papers, 
— certainly  those  most  in  circulation, — 
had  a  democratic  bias,  and  were  extremely 
hostile  to  all  existing  institutions.  The 
depression  and  rapid  fluctuations  which 
trade  and  agriculture  had  undergone,  dis- 
seminated such  principles.  These  re- 


1832.] 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


verses  fell  most  heavily  upon  men  of  small 
or  no  capital,  who,  by  activity  or  adven- 
turous speculations,  had  advanced  their 
fortunes.  The  painful  and  bitter  feelings 
which  they  must  have  experienced  when 
the  tide  turned,  could  not  fail  to  prepare 
them  for  discontent,  and  to  make  them 
the  willing  and  reckless  agents  of  change. 
The  congregated  mass  of  manufactures 
perpetually  augmenting,  exposed  to  the 
severest  privations  on  every  variation  of 
price,  and  altered  proportion  between  de- 
mand and  supply,  were  like  so  many  vol- 
canoes in  the  heart  of  the  country.  In 
Ireland,  the  numerical  force  and  weight 
of  the  lower  orders  had  been  most  skil- 
fully combined  and  directed  to  the  attain- 
ment of  a  certain  object :  the  object  was 
gained,  and  the  combination  remained  un- 
broken. The  example  was  not  lost  upon 
us.  Lastly,  the  successes  of  the  popula- 
tion of  Paris  and  Brussels  against  regular 
troops  had  set  the  whole  public  mind  in 
a  state  of  the  most  feverish  agitation,  and 
had  roused  the  passions  of  the  most  des- 
perate part  of  the  community.  In  such 
a  condition  of  affairs,  nothing  could  be 
conceived  more  hazardous  than  invoking 
the  assistance  of  such  auxiliaries.  At 
every  period,  it  is  the  especial  duty  of  go- 
vernment to  avoid  excitement,  to  soothe, 
and,  if  necessary,  to  restrain  the  ebullitions 
of  popular  feeling.  Under  the  circum- 
stances in  which  the  nation  has  been 
placed  since  the  accession  of  the  present 
Ministry  to  office,  this  duty  has  been  pe- 
culiarly imperative,  whether  we  estimate 
it  by  the  importance  and  value  of  that 
proud  fabric  of  human  civilisation  which 
was  intrusted  to  their  custody,  or  by  the 
unusual  dangers  to  which  it  has  been  ex- 
posed. There  are  moral  obligations 
which,  though  binding  upon  all,  acquire 
an  additional  weight  in  particular  instan- 
ces. Courage  is  peculiarly  demanded  of 
a  soldier,  chastity  of  a  woman,  honour 
and  fidelity  of  a  general.  Among  these 
may  be  classed  that  principle  which  for- 
bids a  government,  directly  or  indirectly, 
to  incite,  sanction,  connive  at,  or  avail  it- 
self of  that  lawless  brute  force,  which  it 
is  the  first  article  of  the  social  compact 
that  it  shall  subjugate  and  restrain." 

To  lay  on  or  to  take  off  a  tax  the 
Ministry  had  shewn  was  an  achieve- 
ment beyond  their  impotence;  but 
they  supposed  it  might  be  easier  to 
effect  a  revolution.  They  took  the 
country  somewhat  by  surprise.  Lord 
Grey,  it  is  true,  had  been  a  radical 
reformer  in  his  youth,  but  he  was 
now  getting  a  very  old  man,  had 
stood  tottering  up  "  for  his  order," 
and  declared  more  than  once,  to  the 


437 

displeasure  of  all  Ultras,  that  though 
he  still  advocated  Reform,  it  was 
with  very  different  views  and  very 
different  feelings  from  those  that 
guided  and  animated  him  at  the  com- 
mencement of  his  career.  Lord 
Brougham  had  just  been  delighting 
the  ears  of  Yorkshiremen  with  elo- 
quent avowals  of  his  determination 
to  carry  for  them  an  extremely  tem- 
perate plan  of  Reform,  which  was 
all,  he  said,  that  the  country  wished, 
and  the  Constitution  required  j  and 
my  Lord  John  Russell's  motions  in 
Parliament  had  always  been  in  strict 
conformity  with  these  sound  prin- 
ciples, "  that  the  government  must 
never  be  placed  in  the  worst  of  all 
hands,  the  population  of  large  cities," 
—such  are  his  words, — "  that  a  uni- 
form qualification  for  votes  is  most 
pernicious,  and  that  the  working  of 
the  constitution  would  be  destroyed 
by  the  destruction  of  the  nomination 
boroughs."  Almost  all  the  other 
members  of  the  government,  and  al- 
most all  their  friends,  had  all  along 
held  the  same  opinions — while  some 
of  them  had  been  the  devoted  ad- 
herents of  Mr  Canning,  who  had 
sworn  to  oppose  what  is  called  Re- 
form, to  his  dying  day,  and  who  kept 
his  oath.  In  an  hour,  all  honour,  all 
truth,  all  sense,  were  flung  to  the 
winds ;  and  round  "  these  liars  of 
the  first  magnitude,"  and  their  Bill, 
rallied  every  "  partisan  of  extreme 
democratic  opinions,  of  every  shade 
and  degree,  from  Sir  Francis  Bur- 
dett  to  Mr  Cobbett" — aye,  and  far 
darker  shades  and  lower  degrees, 
down  to  the  slumberers  on  bulk- 
heads, and  the  snorers  in  kennels — 
thieves,  robbers,  incendiaries,  all  the 
lawless,  yet  untransported  or  un- 
hanged, and  them  the  Ministry  call- 
ed—The People ! 

What  were  the  immediate  effects 
of  the  unprincipled  exposition  of  the 
First  of  March?  Sir  John  Walsh 
mentions  them  in  terms  almost  too 
moderate  to  suit  our  temper.  The 
first  effect,  he  says,  was  to  secure 
the  support  of  the  party  of  the  move- 
ment, or  ultra -democratic  party. 
They  not  only  gave  the  most  zealous 
co-operation  towards  aiding  the  mea- 
sure itself,  but  they  afforded  a  ge- 
neral, though  guarded  and  limited, 
countenance  to  the  Ministry,  whose 
defeat  upon  any  other  point  would 
have  entailed  its  loss, 


438 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


[March, 


The  second  was  to  render  the  Go- 
vernment more  dependent  upon  this 
party,  by  causing  the  most  complete 
rupture  between  it  and  all  the  inde- 
pendent and  moderate  men,  whether 
in  parliament  or  in  the  country,  who 
were  attached  to  existing  institutions 
and  averse  from  desperate  courses. 
The  creation  of  the  movement  in- 
to a  party  directly  influencing  the  con- 
duct of  Government,  and  possessing 
a  real  weight  in  the  Legislature,  has 
been  entirely  the  work  of  the  pre- 
sent Administration.  Before  their 
accession  to  office,  it  was  confined  to 
a  lower  and  subordinate  sphere. 

The  third  was  to  lay  a  sure  train 
for  a  collision,  the  most  menacing  to 
the  permanence  of  the  British  consti- 
tution, between  the  House  of  Lords 
and  a  new  House  of  Commons  elect- 
ed under  popular  excitement,  and 
backed  by  the  passions  of  the  demo- 
cracy. 

Let  us  look  for  a  few  minutes  at  the 
total  change  of  their  policy  with  re- 
spect to  Ireland.  They  had  assumed, 
as  we  have  seen,  towards  O'Connell, 
an  attitude  of  hostility  apparently  the 
most  resolute !  they  prosecuted,  and 
they  convicted  the  agitator  of  a  vio- 
lation of  the  law.  Will  you  punish 
him,  asked  the  Marquis  Chandos  ? 
Yes — was  the  answer  of  Mr  Stanley. 
"  It  is  the  unalterable  determination 
of  the  law  officers  in  Ireland  to  fol- 
low up  the  present  proceedings 
against  him — the  law  will  take  its 
full  course."  "  The  Crown  has  pro- 
cured a  verdict  against  Mr  O'Con- 
nell, and  it  will  undoubtedly  call  him 
up  to  receive  judgment  upon  it." 
This  was  said  on  the  14th  and  16th 
of  February,  and  on  the  28th  Mr 
Stanley  had  a  brush  with  O'Connell, 
when  he  charged  him  with  a  system- 
atic attempt  to  agitate  the  minds  and 
rouse  the  passions  of  the  people ;  an 
accusation  which  he  preferred  in 
language  as  strong  as  was  consistent 
with  the  usage  of  Parliament.  He 
had  himself  been  grossly  insulted  by 
that  unprincipled  demagogue,  and 
called,  we  think,  a  "  shave-beggar;" 
but  though  on  this  occasion  he  lash- 
ed his  libeller  like  another  Christo- 
pher, he  could  not  silence  the  shame- 
less brute,  who  charged  Ministers 
with  a  tyrannical  and  despotic  spirit, 
compared  with  whom,  he  said,  the 
former  administration  was  a  blessing 
to  Ireland.  They  were  its  curse. 


On  the  8th  of  March,  O'Connell 
made,  Sir  John  Walsh  says,  the  ablest 
and  most  effective  speech  in  favour 
of  the  Reform  Bill  which  had  been 
delivered  on  that  side  of  the  question. 
No  great  praise.  Such  is  the  power 
of  this  man  in  Ireland,  that  it  was 
perfectly  certain  that  if  he  continued 
in  open  enmity  with  the  Cabinet,  it 
would  have  been  totally  impossible 
to  venture  on  the  expedient  of  a  dis- 
solution ;  without  some  understand- 
ing that  his  interest  would  not  be 
exerted  against  them,  they  must  have 
resigned.  He  supported  the  Bill  with 
all  his  influence,  and  maintained  a 
truce  with  the  government  upon 
every  other  subject  of  difference; 
and  the  elections  passed  over  much 
more  quietly  in  Ireland  than  in  Eng- 
land. Were  the  Cabinet  to  bring  up 
for  judgment  the  man  who  had  in- 
sulted and  saved  them?  Terrified, 
they  truckled,  and  England  saw  Ire- 
land despising  them  like  dirt. 

"  At  this  time  he  adopted  a  measured 
tone  of  conciliation  and  partial  approba- 
tion towards  the  Ministers,  yet  carefully 
guarding  himself  from  taking  a  position 
among  their  regular  supporters.  He  pre- 
served his  separate  and  independent  sta- 
tion, assisting  the  Reform  Bill  with  every 
effort,  whether  by  his  votes,  his  interest, 
or  his  talents  for  debate;  yet  keeping 
aloof  from  any  cordial  union  with  the 
Whigs  upon  the  general  principles  of 
their  policy.  Nor  did  the  session  proceed 
very  far  without  exhibiting  symptoms  of 
the  little  real  agreement  between  them, 
and  evidence  of  the  formidable  accession 
of  influence  which  the  results  of  the  elec- 
tions had  given  to  Mr  O'Connell.  There 
arose  two  subjects  of  serious  difference,  in 
which  the  policy  of  the  Government  un- 
derwent the  most  pointed  animadversion 
from  him  and  from  the  Irish  members 
who  generally  concurred  with  him.  These 
were  Mr  Stanley's  Registration  of  Arms' 
Bill,  and  the  Yeomanry  Corps  of  Ire- 
land. The  first  was  a  measure  certainly 
of  an  arbitrary  character,  which  could 
only  be  justified  on  the  grounds  of  press- 
ing state  necessity,  and  which  the  high- 
est Tory  might  well  have  refused  to  pass 
as  a  permanent  law.  In  deference  to  the 
strongly  expressed  opinions  of  Mr  O'Con- 
nell and  the  other  Irish  members  return- 
ed on  the  Catholic  interest,  this  Bill,  after 
having  been  postponed  repeatedly,  was 
suffered  to  drop. 

"  The  question  of  the  Irish  yeomanry 
involved  the  whole  subject  of  those  un- 
happy divisions  of  party  and  religion 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State.  439 


1832.] 

which  have  so  long  distracted  that  coun- 
try.    The  great  remedy  of  the  repeal  of 
the  disabilities  has  failed  entirely  in  re- 
conciling them,  to  the  deep  disappoint- 
ment of  every  friend  of  that   country. 
Nothing  could  keep  them  in  check  but  a 
strong  and  firm  executive.    A  weak,  tem- 
porizing, vacillating  government,  allows 
both  sides  to  acquire  added  strength,  and 
nourishes   every  feeling  of  unrestrained 
and  bitter  animosity.     The  Ministry  in 
vain  endeavoured  to  fall  upon  some  course 
which  should  satisfy  both  the  contending 
divisions.      It   was  placed  in  a  difficult 
position  :   it  leaned  upon  one  side  for  its 
maintenance  in  office,  and  upon  the  other 
for    the   preservation  of  the   peace  and 
integrity  of   the  empire.      The   Protest- 
ants were  alarmed  and  indignant.      The 
members  in  the  Catholic  and  popular  in- 
terest  were   exasperated  to  the  highest 
pitch  at  the  refusal  of  the  government  to 
allow   the  printing   of  a  petition  from 
Waterford,   praying  that  the  yeomanry 
might  be  disarmed.     They  had,  in  conse- 
quence, meetings  with  Lord  Grey,  Lord 
Althorp,  and   Mr   Stanley ;    were   very 
much  dissatisfied  with  the  arrangement 
they  proposed,  and  almost  threatened  te 
withdraw  their  support  from  them.   Thus 
did  this  party,  fostered  by  the  present 
Cabinet,  press  upon  and  dictate  to   it ; 
and  such  are  the  unequivocal  warnings 
it  receives  of  the  dangers  upon  which  it 
is  so  obstinately  rushing.      Nor  were  the 
Protestants  less  irritated  at  the  regula- 
tions  proposed,   which  would,   they  as- 
serted, have  the  effect  of  placing  the  yeo- 
manry at  the  mercy  of  their  enemies,  and 
utterly  destroying  their  efficiency.    I  will 
only  further  recall  to  my  readers  the  sup- 
port Mr  O'Connell  lent  to  Lord  Ebring- 
ton's  motion  for  a  resolution  declaratory 
of  confidence  in   the   government ;    the 
compliment  paid  him  of  a  silk  gown  and 
a  patent  of  precedence;  the  rumoured  offer 
to  him  of  the   Attorney- Generalship  of 
Ireland  ;  and  the  course  he  has  recently 
again  reverted  to,  of  which  the  news- 
papers are  full ;  viz.  open  war  with  the 
executive.     The  epitome  of  Mr  O' Cou- 
ncil's history  for   1831   is,  that  he  was 
prosecuted  to  conviction  by  the  govern- 
ment ;  that  he  laid  it  under  essential  ob- 
ligations  to  him ;  that  he  supported  it, 
schooled  it,  and  thwarted  it;  was  honoured 
by  it,  and  spurned  it.     Possibly  in  1832, 
if  indeed  the  catastrophe  of  the  drama  is 
not  still  nearer  at  hand,  he  may  support 
it,  and  school  it,  and  spurn  it  again." 

Heaven  forefend  that  we  should 
trace  the  progress  of  the  misgovern- 
ment  in  our  own  island.  They  have 
been  kicked  by  the  hopfa  of  every 


asinine  association,  and  mulish  union, 
on  whose  hide  they  have  awkwardly 
attempted  to  curry  favour ;  and  have 
been  seen  in  all  directions  sprawling 
in  the  dust.  Mr  Place  the  tailor  has 
gone  forth  against  them,  with  a  po- 
lished spear,  two  inches  long,  and 
prevailed;  the  ship  of  the  state — 
permit  us  the  privilege  of  the  ordi- 
nary national  image — has  well-nigh 
foundered  in  attempting  to  thread  the 
Needles. 

What  then  are  the  prospects  of  the 
country  ?  Many  think  gloomy  in  the 
extreme — we  see  streaks  of  nascent 
light  dawning  on  the  horizon.     It  is 
cheering  to  know  that  the  Ministry 
are  on  their  last  legs  ;  and  it  would 
be  the  easiest  thing  in  the  world  to 
nominate — perhaps  not  to  appoint — 
their  successors.    Coming  after  such 
a  set,  it  is  impossible  to  imagine  any 
Ministry  unpopular.    They  are  de- 
spised by  all  who  do  not   detest 
them  j  with  the  exception  of  a  third 
party,  [in  whom  all  other  feelings 
are  merged  in  disgust.   Prone  as  the 
people  of  this  country  are  to  unac- 
countable fits  of  admiration,  we  must 
yet  do  them  the  justice  to  say,  that 
we  have  never  met  with  any  indivi- 
dual, however  odd,  who  admired  the 
present  Ministry.     The  Reformers 
themselves  have  shewn  a  power  of 
discrimination,  in  their  liking  to  the 
Bill,  and  their  dislike  of  the  men  who 
framed  it,  from  which  we  augur  great 
good,  as  soon  as  this  effervescence 
has   expired,  and  their  blood  has 
been  restored  to  its  natural  tem- 
perature.     They    have    persuaded 
themselves  that  the  provisions  of  the 
Bill  are  wholesome ;  but  they  feel 
no  gratitude  to  the  givers  of  the 
feast.    This  not  unfrequently  hap- 
pens in  private  life.    You  yourself 
may  have  been  one  of  a  score  of 
guests  gobbling  up  what  you  thought 
a  good  dinner,  yet  all  the  while  in 
your  heart  cursing  the  host  as  a  stin- 
gy and  hypocritical  old  hunks,  whose 
designs  in  deviating  so  widely  from 
his  established  system,  you  cannot 
but  suspect  must  be  sinister.  Should 
your  stomach  be  disordered  during 
the  night,  you  even  think  of  poi- 
son. 

Hear  on  this  the  sober  language  of 
Sir  John  Walsh. 

"  No  observations  have  led  me  to  the 
conclusion  that  the  present  government  is 
generally  popular,  TJhey  have  done  much 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


440 

to  beg  and  court  mob  popularity ;  but 
the  immediate  leaders  of  this  power  are 
not  disposed  to  share  it.    They  take  their 
Reform  Bill  at  their  hands  as  a  conces- 
sion to  their  own  irresistible  strength, — 
the  footing,  indeed,  upon  which  the  Mi- 
nistry put  it, — but  it  creates  no  enthu- 
siasm for  its  authors.    They  are  watched, 
on  the  contrary,  with  jealous  vigilance, 
and  some  suspicion.      Among  the  upper 
classes  of  society,  there  is  a  widely  spread 
hostility  to  men  who  are  considered  as 
placing  in  jeopardy  all  that  is  valuable  in 
civilized  life.      A  variety  of  mercantile 
and  colonial  interests  are  opposed  to  them ; 
and  all  Ireland,  Protestant  and  Catholic, 
is  unanimous  on  that  point  alone.    These 
are  formidable  masses.     The  whole  con- 
duct of  the  Ministry  since  they  have  held 
office  has  been  such  as  to  excite  against 
them  a  steady  and  permanent  feeling  of 
distrust  and  opposition  in  different  influ- 
ential classes  of  the  community.      They 
have  not  obtained  the  command,  although 
they  have  received  the  temporary  support, 
of  that  fleeting  and  unmanageable  popu- 
lar cry  which  they  have  themselves  cre- 
ated into  a  fourth  estate  in  the  realm. 
If,  as  I  have  argued  in  preceding  parts  of 
this  essay,  the  Whigs  were  a  party  who 
had  declined  in  general  influence  and  esti- 
mation in  the  course  of  the  last  40  years, 
I  do  not  think  that  the  consequences  of 
their   latter    policy   have    re-established 
them  in  the  regard  of  the  educated  ranks, 
or  even  in  the  versatile  affections  of  the 
masses.     In   Parliament  they  have  not 
exhibited  any  of  that  commanding  elo- 
quence, those  abilities  of  the  first  ordei1, 
which  attach  people    to  the  individual, 
and  which  kindle  that  enthusiasm  so  ab- 
solutely requisite  for  men  to  inspire  who 
hope  to  lead  opinion  in  times  like  these. 
Their  first  step  was  an  arrangement  by 
which  they  deprived  their  party  of  its  great 
prop  and  stay  in  the  House  of  Commons. 
If  they  looked  alone  to  their  strength  and 
influence  in  that  assembly,  and  their  per- 
manent authority  in  the  country,  they 
never  committed  a  .grosser  blunder  than 
in  removing  Lord  Brougham  from  that 
peculiar  sphere  of  his  greatness.     They 
probably  felt,  that  with  a  seat  in  the  Ca- 
binet, and  a  place  on  the  Treasury  bench 
of  that  House,  whoever  might  have  been 
the  titular  head  of  the  government,  he 
would  have  been  the  real  Prime  Minister 
of  England.     This  elevation  might  not 
have  been  agreeable  to  other  members  of 
the  government,  or  to  the  high  aristo- 
cratic families  of  the  Whigs.     His  remo- 
val has  left  Sir  Robert  Peel  confessedly 
without  a  rival  in  the  Lower  House  in  all 
the  qualities  of  Parliamentary  eloquence. 
The  very  consciousness  of  this  undisnu- 


[March, 


ted  authority  has,  perhaps,  given  to  his 
speeches  a  loftier  and  firmer  tone,  Whe- 
ther from  considerations  of  convenience, 
inclination,  or  necessity,  the  ministerial 
bench  during  almost  all  the  discussions 
seemed  to  observe  a  studied  silence,  and  to 
impose  the  same  curb  upon  their  adherents. 
This  policy  has  not  tended  to  strengthen 
their  influence  with  the  country  at  large. 
They  have  not  been  sufficiently  on  the 
scene  before  the  public." 

Did  the  Ministry  shew  the  slight- 
est symptoms  of  strength,  we  should 
indeed  be  low-spirited  about  the 
state  of  our  country.  But  "  kicked 
and  cuffed  on  all  sides"  as  they  are, 
(we  use  the  words  of  the  Examiner,) 
and  unable  to  ward  or  return  a  sin- 
gle blow,  we  are  cheery  on  their 
approaching  exit.  Under  a  sensible 
and  strong  government,  which  we 
must  soon  have,  the  doctrines  which 
appear  now  somewhat  dangerous, 
will  be  hissed  and  hooted  from  the 
press  as  foolish ;  and  people  will  be 
ashamed  of  ever  having  lent  an  ear, 
for  a  moment,  to  such  paltry  preach- 
ments. We  shall  hear  no  more  of 
the  repeal  of  the  Union — of  the  se- 
paration of  England  and  Ireland — of 
one  red-hot  Irishman  holding  in  his 
hands  the  fate  of  a  British  Ministry 
— of  the  abrogation  of  the  law  of 
primogeniture — of  the  expulsion  of 
the  Bishops — of  the  abolition  of  the 
House  of  Lords — of  the  change  of 
our  monarchical  form  of  government 
into  republican — of  the  majesty  of 
mobs — and  the  reign  of  the  rabble. 
But  for  the  infatuation  of  a  Whig 
Ministry,  we  should  have  heard  little 
or  nothing  about  them  now;  for 
though  the  spirit  of  democracy  be 
sufficiently  strong  to  shew  itself  with 
great  audacity  when  unresisted,  and 
in  the  perpetration  of  the  worst 
crimes,  when  encouraged,  as  it  has 
been  by  our  weak  and  wicked  rulers, 
yet  it  knows  well  that  it  could  not 
stand  one  day  against  the  uproused 
loyalty  of  the  land,  and  would  shrink 
and  fade  away  from  the  encounter. 
Then,  with  what  gladness  would  my- 
riads of  worthy  people,  who  had  fall- 
en into  delusion,  but  whose  eyes 
have  been  long  opening  or  opened 
to  the  evils  with  which  our  best  in- 
stitutions are  threatened,  return  from 
the  error  of  their  ways,  as  soon  as  it 
was  safe  to  do  so,  and  rejoin — never 
again  to  leave  them — the  ranks  of 
the  faithful,  We  are  sick  of  the  silly 


1832.] 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


441 


use  of  the  word  reaction.  There  is 
no  need  of  any;  the  desperadoes 
who  cling  for  life  to  the  Bill,  will 
bellow  for  it  till  it  has  been  struck 
out  of  their  grasp  ;  so  will  the  rene- 
gades and  apostates ;  so  will  the  ob- 
stinate ignorants  who  run  after  all 
kinds  of  quackery;  and  so  will  a 
few  thousand  fierce  republicans, 
whose  well-educated  leaders  are 
now  among  the  most  powerful  or- 
gans of  the  Press.  But  the  energies 
of  all  the  factious  would  be  soon 
deadened  by  a  vigorous  government, 
supported  as  it  would  be,  from  the 
moment  of  its  formation,  by  nine- 
tenths  of  the  talent,  integrity,  riches, 
and  rank  of  the  country ;  and  their 
measures  would  in  a  few  weeks  con- 
vince THE  PEOPLE  that  the  Reform 
now  clamoured  for  was  Revolution. 
Since  the  Ministry,  then,  are  on 
the  brink  of  dissolution,  we  can  see 
little  or  no  reason  for  alarm.  Here 
we  differ  in  opinion  from  Sir  John 
Walsh,  who  sees,  we  think,  the  pros- 
pects of  the  country  through  too 
gloomy  a  light.  Yet  he  beautifully 
expresses  his  manly  fears,  which 
are  those  of  a  lover  of  liberty.  In 
our  happy  country,  he  finely  says, 
where  peace,  order,  and  internal 
tranquillity  have  been  established  by 
a  long  and  glorious  prescription, 
men  are  ashamed,  they  tear  the  ridi- 
cule of  their  hearers,  in  prognostica- 
ting such  evils  as  revolution,  civil 
war,  and  anarchy.  There  are  those 
who  say  Old  England  has  ridden 
out  so  many  storms,  that  we  fancy 
she  must  get  through  this  somehow 
or  other.  The  payment  of  the  divi- 
dends seems  to  the  fundholder  as 
natural  as  the  recurrence  of  spring, 
or  the  dawn  of  day.  The  dominion 
of  the  laws,  securing  property  and 
person,  appears  almost  as  fixed  and 
unalterable  as  that  of  those  which 
regulate  the  movements  of  the  phy- 
sical world.  The  reason  of  the  think- 
ing part  of  the  community  shews 
them  the  reality  of  the  peril;  but 
the  imagination,  which  generally  is 
more  excursive,  and  outruns  the 
reasoning  faculties,  has  been  so  dis- 
turbed in  this  particular  direction 
that  it  cannot  readily  picture  such 
novel  scenes.  Oh !  splendid  testi- 
mony— he  adds — to  the  excellence 
of  those  institutions  which  have  so 
long  preserved  to  our  country  a  pre- 
cious immunity  from  half  the  evils 

VOL.  XXXI.  NO.  CXCII. 


of  humanity!  Even  when  those 
evils  are  most  menaced,  much  of  our 
danger  arises  from  our  slowness  to 
imagine  it  possible  that  so  sacred  a 
palladium  can  be  broken,  and  that 
our  day  can  furnish  the  mournful 
exception  to  the  established  prece- 
dent of  centuries ! 

Such  a  magnificent  fabric  may  not 
be  doomed  to  fall  under  hands  so 
mean ;  having  stood  so  many  blasts, 
without  bending  more  than  a  tree, 
and  in  living  growth  from  age  to  age 
it  is  a  tree,  it  surely  will  not  sink 
before  my  Lord  John  Russell,  puffing 
away  at  it  with  a  pair  of  smallish 
bellows.  In  Burke's  time  it  was 
assailed,  we  think,  by  more  potent 
engineers;  and  he  had  his  fears, 
which  inspired  his  love  with  elo- 
quence that  saved  the  state.  Nobly 
did  he  shew  that  the  whole  scheme 
of  our  mixed  constitution  is  to  pre- 
vent any  one  of  its  principles  from 
being  carried  as  far  as,  taken  by  it- 
self theoretically,  it  would  go.  Al- 
low that  to  be  the  true  policy  of  the 
British  system,  and  then  most  of  the 
faults  with  which  that  system  stands 
charged  will  appear  to  be,  not  im- 
perfections into  which  it  has  inad- 
vertently fallen,  but  excellencies 
which  it  has  studiously  sought.  He 
shewed,  that  it  is  the  result  of  the 
thoughts  of  many  minds,  in  many 
ages ;  no  simple,  no  superficial  thing, 
nor  to  be  estimated  by  superficial 
understandings. 

Do  our  reformers  ever  read  now-a- 
days  his  Appeal  from  the  New  to  the 
Old  Whigs — his  Observations  on  the 
Conduct  of  the  Minority — his  Letters 
on  the  Regicide  Peace?  They  who 
truly  mean  well,  he  would  tell  them, 
must  be  fearful  of  acting  ill — that 
the  British  Constitution  may  have 
its  advantages  pointed  out  to  wise 
and  reflecting  minds,  but  that  it  is  of 
too  high  an  order  of  excellence  to  be 
adapted  to  those  which  are  com- 
mon. It  takes  in  too  many  views,  it 
makes  too  many  combinations,  to  be 
so  much  as  comprehended  by  shal- 
low and  superficial  understandings. 
Profound  thinkers  will  know  it  in  its 
reason  and  spirit.  The  less  inqui- 
ring will  recognise  it  in  their  feelings 
and  experience.  They  will  thank 
God  they  have  a  standard,  which,  in 
the  most  essential  point  of  this  great 
concern,  will  put  them  on  a  par 
with  the  most  wise  and  knowing. 


442 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


[March, 


So  thought  one  of  the  wisest  of  the 
sons  of  genius;  but  what  knew  Ed- 
mund Burke  of  the  science  of  poli- 
tics, in  comparison  with  that  terrible 
Tailor,  whose  stitches  hold  together 
the  Westminster  Review  ? 

Burke  has  told  us  that  it  was  com- 
mon with  all  those  who  were  favour- 
able to  Fox's  party,  though  not  at  all 
devoted  to  all  their  reforming  pro- 
jects, to  argue  in  palliation  of  their 
conduct,  that  it  was  not  in  their  power 
to  do  all  the  harm  which  their  actions 
evidently  tended  to.  But  what  would 
he  have  said  had  he  seen  the  very 
Ministry  themselves  at  the  head  of 
the  mob,  not  perhaps  in  the  burning 
of  Bristol,  which  was  a  trifle,  but  in 
sacking  the  Constitution  ?  "  I  cannot 
flatter  myself — he  said — that  these 
incessant  attacks  on  the  constitution 
of  Parliament  are  safe."  But  he  was 
then  slashing  a  mere  minority—- 
not a  revolutionizing  Ministry  with 
an  old  Jacobin  at  their  head,  and  a 
young  boroughmonger  at  their  tail. 
Hear  the  Prophet.  These  gentlemen 
—  he  writes  —  are  much  stronger 
too  without  doors  than  some  calcu- 
late. They  have  the  more  active 
part  of  the  Dissenters  with  them ; 
and  the  whole  clan  of  speculators  of 
all  denominations,  a  large  and  grow- 
ing species.  They  have  that  floating 
multitude  which  goes  with  events, 
and  which  suffers  the  loss  or  gain  of 
a  battle,  to  decide  its  opinions  of 
right  and  wrong.  As  long  as  by  every 
art  this  party  keeps  alive  a  spirit 
of  disaffection  against  the  very  con- 
stitution of  the  kingdom,  and  attri- 
butes, as  lately  it  has  been  in  the 
habit  of  doing,  all  the  public  misfor- 
tunes to  that  constitution,  it  is  abso- 
lutely impossible  but  that  some  mo- 
ment must  arrive,  in  which  they  will 
be  enabled  to  produce  a  pretended 
reform  and  a  real  revolution  ! 

With  what  a  masterly  hand  Burke 
elsewhere  exposes  the  folly — the 
wickedness,  of  the  conduct  of  those 
factions,  who,  in  order  to  divest  men 
of  all  love  for  their  country,  and  to 
remove  from  their  minds  all  duty 
with  regard  to  the  state,  endeavour- 
ed to  propagate  an  opinion  that  the 
people,  in  forming  their  common- 
wealth, have  by  no  means  parted 
with  their  power  over  it.  Discuss, 
says  he,  any  of  their  schemes— their 
answer  is — it  is  the  act  of  the  people 
*- and  that  is  sufficient,  Are  we  to 


deny  to  a  majority  of  the  people  the 
right  of  altering  even  the  whole 
frame  of  society,  if  such  be  their 
pleasure  ?  But  Burke  shews  that 
neither  the  few  nor  the  many  have 
a  right  to  act  merely  by  their  will,  in 
any  matter  connected  with  duty, 
trust,  engagement,  or  obligation. 
And  that  as  for  number,  the  number 
engaged  in  crimes,  instead  of  turn- 
ing them  into  laudable  acts,  only  aug- 
ments the  quantity  and  quality  of  the 
guilt.  No  wise  legislator,  at  any  pe- 
riod of  the  world,  has  willingly 
placed  the  seat  of  active  power  in 
the  hands  of  the  multitude,  because 
there  it  admits  of  no  control,  no  re- 
gulation, no  steady  director  what- 
ever. In  England  neither  has  the 
original,  nor  any  subsequent  com- 
pact of  the  state,  expressed  or  im- 
plied, constituted  a  majority  of  men, 
told  by  the  head,  to  be  the  acting 
people  of  their  several  communities. 
Give  once  a  certain  constitution  of 
things,  which  produces  a  variety  of 
conditions  and  circumstances  in  a 
state,  and  there  is  in  nature  and  rea- 
son a  principle,  which,  for  their  own 
benefit,  postpones,  not  the  interest, 
but  the  judgment  of  those  who  are 
numero  plures,  to  those  who  are  vir- 
tute  et  honore  majores.  When  the 
supreme  authority  of  the  people  is 
in  question,  he  remarks  that,  before 
we  attempt  to  confine  or  extend  it, 
we  ought  to  fix  in  our  minds,  with 
some  degree  of  distinctness,  an  idea 
of  what  it  is  we  mean,  when  we  say 
the  people.  How  grand — how  simple 
—and  how  true,  the  following  pass- 
age, from  the  Appeal  from  the  New 
to  the  Old  Whigs — and  how  appli- 
cable to  our  present  condition ! 

"  A  true  natural  aristocracy  is  not  a 
separate  interest  in  the  state,  or  separable 
from  it.  It  is  an  essential  integrant  part 
of  any  large  body  rightly  constituted.  It 
is  formed  out  of  a  class  of  legitimate  pre- 
sumptions, which,  taken  as  generalities, 
must  be  admitted  for  actual  truths.  To 
be  bred  in  a  place  of  estimation ;  to  see 
nothing  low  and  sordid  from  one's  in- 
fancy ;  to  be  taught  to  respect  one's  self ; 
to  be  habituated  to  the  censorial  inspec- 
tion of  the  public  eye ;  to  look  early  to 
public  opinion  ;  to  stand  upon  such  ele- 
vated ground  as  to  be  enabled  to  take  a  large 
view  of  the  wide-spread  and  infinitely  di- 
versified combinations  of  men  and  affairs  in 
a  large  society  ;  to  have  leisure  to  read,  to 
reflect,  to  converse  ;  to  be  enabled  to  draw 
the  court  ami  attention  of  the  wise  and 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State.  443 

know  that   venerable   object   called   the 
people." 

Seldom  now  is  reference  made,  iu 
political  discussion,  to  the  great  au- 
thorities in  political  science;  when 
you  do  so,  the  Radical  rout  scout  the 
wisdom  that  has  immortalized  the 
names  of  the  mighty  men  from  whose 
lips  it  flowed  like  inspiration.  The 
Gentlemen  of  the  daily  Press  are  not 
in  general  much  given  to  reading — • 
they  have  recourse  to  a  volume  ot  in- 
elegant extracts  for  stale  quotations 
to  clench  their  stalest  arguments, 
and  they  give  the  go-by  to  reason- 
ings that  would  drive  them  into  the 
ditch.  All  Reformers,  far  from  sin- 
gle-minded, are  one-eyed,  and  with 
it — seldom  much  of  a  piercer — they 
look  at  one  side  of  every  question — 
almost  always  the  wrong  one  ;  some 
of  them  believing,  and  all  of  them 
swearing,  that  the  question  has  but 
one  side,  though  it  may  be  at  the 
least  octagonal.  Why  does  not  Sir- 
James  Mackintosh  give  us  his  edition 
of  Burke  ?  The  Reformers  would 
not  buy  a  hundred  copies,  but  the 
Conservatives  would  exhaust  it  in  a 
few  weeks.  How  admirably  does  he 
speak  of  the  irresolution  and  timidity 
of  those  who  compose  the  "  middle 
order"  between  the  principal  lead- 
ers in  Parliament  and  their  lowest 
followers  out  of  doors  !  Irresolution 
and  timidity  often  perverting  the  ef- 
fect of  their  controlling  situation. 
The  fear  of  differing  with  the  autho- 
rity of  leaders  on  the  one  hand,  and 
of  contradicting  the  desires  of  the 
multitude  on  the  other,  induces 
them,  he  says,  to  give  a  careless  and 
passive  assent  to  measures  in  which 
they  never  were  consulted ;  and  thus 
things  proceed,  by  a  sort  of  activity 
ofinertnessy  until  whole  bodies,  lead- 
ers, middle-men,  and  followers,  are 
all  hurried,  with  every  appearance, 
and  with  many  of  the  effects,  of  una- 
nimity, into  schemes  of  politics,  in 
the  substance  of  which  no  two  of 
them  ever  fully  agreed,  and  the  ori- 
gin and  authors  of  which,  in  this  cir- 
cular mode  of  communication,  none 
of  them  find  it  possible  to  trace.  The 
sober  part  give  their  sanction,  at  first 
through  inattention  and  levity,  at 
last  they  give  it  through  necessity ; 
a  violent  spirit  is  raised,  which  the 
presiding  minds,  after  a  time,  find  it 
impracticable  to  stop  at  their  plea- 


1832.] 

learned,  wherever  they  are  to  be  found ; 
to  be  habituated  in  armies  to  command 
and  to  obey ;  to  be  taught  to  despise  dan- 
ger in  the  pursuit  of  honour  and  duty; 
to  be  formed  to  the  greatest  degree  of 
vigilance,  foresight,  and  circumspection  ; 
a  state  of  things  in  which  no  fault  is  com- 
mitted with  impunity,  and  the  slight- 
est mistakes  draw  on  the  most  ruinous 
consequences  ;  to  be  led  to  a  guarded  arid 
regulated  conduct,  from  a  sense  that  you 
are  considered  as  an  instructor  of  your 
fellow-citizens  in  their  highest  concerns, 
and  that  you  act  as  a  reconciler  between 
Odd  and  man  ;  to  be  employed  as  an  ad- 
ministrator of  law  and  justice,  arid  to  be 
thereby  amongst  the  first  benefactors  to 
mankind  ;  to  be  a  professor  of  high  sci- 
ence, or  of  liberal  arid  ingenuous  art ;  to 
be  amongst  rich  traders  who,  from  their 
success,  are  presumed  to  have  sharp  and 
vigorous  understandings,  and  to  possess 
the  virtues  of  diligence,  order,  constancy, 
and  regularity  ;  and  to  have  cultiva- 
ted an  habitual  regard  to  commutative 
justice  ; — these  are  the  circumstances  of 
men,  that  form  what  I  should  call  a  na- 
tural aristocracy,  without  which  there  is 
no  nation. 

"  The  state  of  civil  society  which  ne- 
cessarily generates  this  aristocracy,  is  a 
state  of  nature;  and  much  more  truly  so 
than  a  savage  and  incoherent  mode  of  life. 
For  man  is  by  nature  reasonable,  and  he 
is  never  perfectly  in  his  natural  state  but 
when  he  is  placed  where  reason  may  be 
best  cultivated,  and  most  predominates. 
Art  is  man's  nature.  We  are  as  much  at 
least  in  a  state  of  nature  in  formed  man- 
hood, as  in  immature  and  helpless  in- 
fancy. Men  qualified  in  the  manner  I 
have  just  described,  form  in  nature  as  she 
operates  in  the  common  modification  of 
society  the  leading,  guiding,  and  govern- 
ing part.  It  is  the  soul  to  the  body,  with- 
out which  the  man  does  not  exist.  To 
give,  therefore,  no  more  importance  in  the 
social  order  to  such  descriptions  of  men 
than  that  of  so  many  units,  is  an  horrible 
usurpation. 

"  When  great  multitudes  act  together 
tinder  that  discipline  of  nature,  I  recog- 
nise the  PEOPLE.  I  acknowledge  something 
that  perhaps  equals,  and  ought  always  to 
guide  the  sovereignty  of  convention.  In  all 
things  the  voice  of  this  grand  chorus  of 
national  harmony  ought  to  have  a  mighty 
and  decisive  influence.  But  when  you  dis- 
turb this  harmony;  when  you  break  up 
this  beautiful  order,  this  array  of  truth  and 
nature,  as  well  as  of  habit  and  prejudice; 
when  you  separate  the  common  sort  of  men 
from  their  proper  chieftains,  so  as  to  form 
them  iuto  an  adverse  army,  I  no  longer 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


444 

sure,  to  control,  to  regulate,  or  even 
to  direct. 

Is  it  not  so  at  this  time  ?  Ask  Lord 
Brougham  and  Vaux  wherefore  he 
dropped  on  his  knees  and  implored 
the  Peers  "  to  pass  this  Bill  ?" 

The  following  wise  passage  might 
have  been  written  since  the  new 
year : — 

"  This  shews,  in  my  opinion,  how  very 
quick  and  awakened  all  men  ought  to  be, 
who  are  looked  up  to  by  the  public,  and 
who  deserve  that  confidence,  to  prevent  a 
sui'prise  on  their  opinions,  when  dogmas 
are  spread  and  projects  pursued,  by  which 
the  foundations  of  society  may  be  affect- 
ed. Before  they  listen  even  to  moderate 
alterations  in  the  government  of  their 
country,  they  ought  to  take  care  that  prin- 
ciples are  not  propagated  for  that  purpose 
which  are  too  big  for  their  object.  Doc- 
trines limited  in  their  present  application, 
and  wide  in  their  general  principles,  are 
never  meant  to  be  confined  to  what  they 
at  first  pretend.  If  I  were  to  form  a  prog- 
nostic of  the  effect  of  the  present  machi- 
nations on  the  people,  from  their  sense 
of  any  grievance  they  suffer  under  this 
constitution,  my  mind  would  be  at  ease. 
But  there  is  a  wide  difference  between  the 
multitude  when  they  act  against  their  go- 
vernment, from  a  sense  of  grievance,  or 
from  zeal  for  some  opinions.  When  men 
are  thoroughly  possessed  with  that  zeal, 
it  is  difficult  to  calculate  its  force.  It  is 
certain  that  its  power  is  by  no  means  in 
exact  proportion  to  its  reasonableness.  It 
must  always  have  been  discoverable  by 
persons  of  reflection,  but  it  is  now  obvi- 
ous to  the  world,  that  a  theory  concern- 
ing government  may  become  as  much  a 
cause  of  fanaticism,  as  a  dogma  in  reli- 
gion. There  is  a  boundary  to  men's  pas- 
sions when  they  act  from  feeling;  none 
when  they  are  tinder  the  influence  of  ima- 
gination. Remove  a  grievance,  and  when 
men  act  from  feeling,  you  go  a  great  way 
towards  quieting  a  commotion.  But  the 
good  or  bad  conduct  of  a  government,  the 
protection  men  have  enjoyed,  or  the  op- 
pression they  have  suffered  under  it,  are 
of  no  sort  of  moment,  when  a  faction, 
proceeding  upon  speculative  grounds,  is 
thoroughly  heated  against  its  form.  When 
a  man  is  from  system  furious  against  mo- 
narchy or  episcopacy,  the  good  conduct  of 
the  monarch  or  the  bishop  has  no  other 
effect  than  further  to  irritate  the  adver- 
sary. He  is  provoked  at  it  as  furnishing 
a  plea  for  preserving  the  thing  which  he 
wishes  to  destroy.  His  mind  will  be 
heated  as  much  by  the  sight  of  a  sceptre, 
a  mace,  or  a  verge,  as  if  he  had  been  daily 
bruised  and  wounded  by  these  symbols  of 
authority." 


[March, 


To  return  to  Sir  John  Walsh.  To- 
wards the  end  of  his  pamphlet  he 
finds  himself  led  to  the  following 
conclusions — that  the  late  changes  on 
the  Continent  have  revived  the  great 
struggle  of  1792,  of  a  levelling  demo- 
cracy aspiring  to  govern  society  up- 
on theoretical  principles  against  the 
forms  of  monarchy,  and  the  laws, 
institutions,  manners,  and  habits, 
which  their  feudal  origin  had  so 
deeply  ingrafted  in  the  nations  of 
Europe, — that  the  British  Empire  is 
equally  with  the  Continent  the  thea- 
tre of  a  conflict  between  these  oppo- 
sing principles, — that  in  England  a 
spirit  of  rational  and  wise  freedom,  an 
infusion  of  democracy,  had  been  so 
happily  blended  with  the  feudal  laws 
and  institutions,  as  to  produce  the 
greatest  amount  of  prosperity  ever 
enjoyed  by  a  people, — that  in  pro- 
portion to  the  security  so  long  pos- 
sessed, to  the  stupendous  but  artifi- 
cial structure  of  wealth,  of  credit, 
and  of  commercial  and  manufactu- 
ring greatness  built  upon  it,  would 
be  the  ruin  and  the  misery,  national 
and  individual,  consequent  upon  eve- 
ry convulsion, — that  the  idea  of  its 
being  possible  to  accomplish  the  ul- 
timate views  of  the  democratic  party 
with  regard  to  Ireland,  the  Church,  the 
magistracy,  the  poor  laws,  and  a  vast 
reduction  of  taxes,  without  an  extra 
breaking  up  of  the  whole  frame  of 
society,is  perfectly  chimerical, — that 
the  present  imminent  danger  of  the 
country  from  such  a  destructive  influ- 
ence, arises  from  the  alliance  which 
has  been  established  between  this 
party  and  the  Executive, — that,  feel- 
ing itself  too  weak  to  stand  alone, 
the  latter  has  sought  some  point  of 
agreement  which  should  unite  with 
it  the  democratic  leaders, — and  that 
having  found  that  in  the  Reform 
Bill — or  rather,  having  given  them 
the  great  bonus  of  the  Reform  Bill, 
it  has  rendered  itself  absolutely  de- 
pendent on  them  ;  and  that  they  are 
now  lying  at  the  mercy  of  that  fac- 
tion and  its  mobs,  who  could  upset 
them  to-day  if  they  chose,  and  who 
would,  if  the  Bill  were  to  pass,  cer- 
tainly upset  them  to-morrow.  The 
approaching  struggle  in  this  country, 
then,  is  one,  he  thinks,  of  classes  and 
divisions  of  society,  not  of  parties. 
It  is  the  attack  of  the  lower  and  a 
portion  of  the  middling  classes,  in- 
cited and  led  on  by  demagogue 
leaders,  against  existing  institutions, 


1832.] 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


445 


the  gentry,  and  the  property  of  the 
country.  And  this  movement  the 
Whigs  have  headed  at  a  time  when 
every  indication  by  which  we  can 
judge  of  the  future,  had  revealed  to 
them  the  dark  course  on  which  they 
had  voluntarily  entered.  The  Pie- 
form  Bill,  without  regarding  its  ab- 
stract consequences  or  operation,  is 
a  trial  of  strength,  is  a  great  pitched 
battle,  between  the  friends  of  the 
existing  order  of  society  and  the 
advocates  of  indefinite  innovation 
and  revolution. 

In  this  state  of  things,  all  good  men 
and  true,  we  say,  ought  to  look  with  a 
jealous  and  stern  eye  on  all  the  move- 
ments of  any  supposed  influential 
persons  of  the  Conservative  Party, 
towards  any  such  conciliation  with 
the  Ministry  as  would  infer  a  com- 
promise of  principles  essential  to 
the  existence  of  the  British  Consti- 
tution. For  our  parts,  we  never 
liked  the  notion  of  those  inter- 
views and  conferences  of  which  we 
heard  some  time  ago ;  and  we  trust 
that  they  never  will  be  renewed ; 
for  it  is  impossible  they  can  ever 
lead  to  any  result,  without  sacrifice 
of  faith  and  loss  of  honour.  The 
Ministers  are  bound  hand  and  feet 
to  the  Radicals  by  fetters  of  their 
own  imposing  ;  and  though  they 
might  break  them  with  perfect  safe- 
ty, and  without  blame  except  from 
the  base,  yet  are  they  utterly  obsti- 
nate to  pledges  which  they  ought 
never  to  have  stooped  to  give,  and 
will  maintain  their  position  till  dri- 
ven from  it. 

The  Conservatives  can  never  treat 
with  such  people  till  they  are  met  at 
least  three-fourths  of  the  way ;  till 
Ministers  become  as  moderate  as 
Lord  Brougham  was  not  many 
months  ago  in  his  plans  of  Reform. 
Let  there  be  a  conference  on  that 
basis,  or  on  the  basis  of  one  or  other 
of  those  schemes  which  were  advo- 
cated by  some  of  the  most  distin- 
guished Whigs  for  nearly  thirty  years 
in  the  Edinburgh  Review.  All  the 
wild  and  reckless  provisions  of  the 
Bill,  in  its  more  than  Protean  chan- 
ges always  a  slippery  monster,  have 
been,  over  and  over  again,  demolish- 
ed in  that  able  Periodical;  the  rea- 
sonings therein  contained  have  pro- 
duced a  deep,  an  uneft'aceable  im- 
pression on  the  best  intellect  of  the 
country  j  nor  is  it  to  be  thought  that 


the  patriotic  exertions  of  those  then 
enlightened  men  are  to  be  all  ren- 
dered vain  by  the  mad  measures  of 
a  Ministry,  incomprehensibly  com- 
posed of  their  own  inconsistent 
selves,  and  of  some  others  whom 
they  had  for  a  quarter  of  a  century 
held  up  as  dangerous  visionaries,  or 
something  worse,  to  the  ridicule  or 
the  indignation  of  all  lovers  of  ra- 
tional liberty.  Not  a  step  should  be 
taken,  in  an  affair  of  such  prodigious 
importance,  as  the  pulling  down  and 
building  up  of  the  British  constitu- 
tion, without  the  most  anxious  pre- 
meditation; not  till  all  the  political 
philosophy  expounded  with  so  much 
eloquence  and  with  such  powerful 
logic  in  that  justly-celebrated  work, 
be  proved  false  and  fatal,  and  con- 
fessed to  be  so  by  its  various  authors, 
of  whom  it  will  not  be  too  much 
then  to  expect,  or  rather  to  demand, 
that,  clothed  in  a  white  sheet,  they 
read  their  recantation  every  Sabbath 
during  the  current  year,  each  in  his 
own  parish-church,  and  eke  every 
Wednesday  or  Saturday  in  the  mar- 
ket-place, when  crowded  with  peo- 
ple from  rural  districts,  as  well  ^  as 
with  the  inhabitants  of  the  respective 
towns. 

As  for  those  who  think  the  Bill 
bad,  but  would  yet  wish  it  to  pass, 
that  the  country  might  be  quieted, 
most  of  them  are  such  thorough 
idiots,  that  we  shall  not  waste  a  word 
on  people  in  their  unfortunate  con- 
dition ;  but  as  some  of  them  are,  we 
are  sorry  to  say  it,  sensible  persons 
on  other  subjects,  nay,  even  enlight- 
ened, we  do  earnestly  request  them 
to  reflect  on  their  folly,  and  not,  in 
their  vain  anxiety  to  save  the  coun- 
try from  some  temporary  excitation, 
do  all  in  their  power  to  promote  the 
success  of  measures  which  they  con- 
fess will  ultimately  afflict  or  ruin  it. 
What  signifies  all  the  loss  caused  by 
the  stagnation  of  trade,  and  which 
will  be  made  up  erelong  by  natural 
processes,  after  the  nefarious  Bill 
lias  been  strangled,  and  buried  in  the 
cross-roads,  in  comparison  with  the 
everlasting  evils  that,  in  their  own  ' 
opinion,  would  disturb  and  darken 
all  the  land  in  the  event  of  its  beco- 
ming law  !  They  who  speak  thus  call 
themselves  the  Moderates.  At  this 
crisis  they  are  the  worst  enemies  we 
have;  but  as,  in  spite  of  their  melan- 
choly aberration  of  reason,  we  re* 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


44(5 

gard  many  of  them  with  affection 
and  respect,  we  are  not  without 
hopes  that  this  kindly  but  strong  re- 
monstrance with  them  on  a  weak- 
ness so  unworthy  their  character, 
will  be  kindly  taken,  and  have  the 
effect  of  establishing  them  firmly  in 
the  ranks  of  the  Conservatives,  to 
which  they  naturally  belong,  and  in 
which  they  will  feel  a  sudden  acces- 
sion of  mental  strength  and  content- 
ment. At  present  they  are  sneered 
at  contemptuously  by  Reformers ; 
and  regarded  suspiciously  by  their 
own  friends,  who  will  hear  of  no 
compromise  between  expediency 
and  conscience.  It  would  be  wrong 
to  call  them  Trimmers;  but  we  can- 
not call  them  True-men.  Their 
moods  of  mind  are  fluctuating  and 
uncertain;  without  seeming  to  know 
it,  their  writings  are  full  of  inevit- 
able inconsistencies  and  contradic- 
tions; their  lucubrations,  in  their 
guardedness,  are  most  vapid;  and 
ever  and  anon  may  be  seen  that  awk- 
ward expression  of  self-imposed 
constraint,  which,  when  visible  in 
people  who  may  be  free  if  they  choose, 
cannot  but  inspire  a  painful  suspi- 
cion of  insincerity,  or  lukewarmness 
in  a  cause  that  should  be  supported 
with  all  the  feelings  and  faculties  of 
our  souls.  In  this  war  let  there  be 
no  neutrals.  Are  they  waiting  to 
join  the  victorious  side  ?  They  will 
not  be  suffered  to  do  so ;  therefore  let 
them  leave  the  Shilly-shally  School 
of  Politics,  else  they  may  in  good 
earnest  experience  the  Knout. 

The  character  drawn  of  themselves 
by  the  Reformers,  Radicals,  and  Re- 
volutionists, is  surely  a  caricature. 
They  have,  they  say,  made  prodigious 
advances  in  knowledge  of  late  years, 
and  outrun  the  British  Constitution. 
They  must  have  a  system  to  live  un- 
der more  suitable  to  their  expanded 
and  exalted  souls.  The  roof  of  the 
one  they  now  seek  to  demolish  is  too 
low — its  walls  too  narrow — its  site 
too  small — its  foundations  too  super- 
ficial— the  materials  of  which  it  is 
built  too  soft — mouldering  away  in 
weather-stains.  Heaven  help  them 
— giants  in  their  own  conceit — they 
are  dwarfs  in  nature;  and  among 
them,  too,  are  many  melancholy  spe- 
cimens of  strange  spinal  distortion. 
Like  geese  ducking  under  a  gateway 
high  enough  to  admit  without  stoop- 
ing a  mounted  lifeguardsman  with 


[March, 


his  waving  crest,  they  complain  of 
the  entrance  to  Honour  and  Power ; 
and  nothing  will  satisfy  their  tower- 
ing ambition  but  to  subvert  the  edi- 
fice. 

Some  able  men  there  are  among 
them,  all  of  whom,  as  we  have  said, 
are  either  openly  against  the  present 
government,  or  with  it  because  they 
see  it  blindly  co-operating  with  them 
to  its  own  destruction  along  with 
that  of  the  state.  But  pray  where 
are  we  to  look  for  all  the  enlighten- 
ment and  wisdom  of  which  we  hear 
so  much  now-a-days  in  the  rhetoric 
of  the  Radicals  ?  What  really  is  the 
nature  of  that  spirit  spoken  of  as  be- 
ing all  impatiently  afloat  over  the 
land,  for  a  new  order  of  things  out- 
wardly commensurate  with  its  in- 
ward greatness  ?  It  is  the  spirit,  we 
are  told,  of  the  middle  ranks.  Mid- 
dle ranks  !  Between  what  extremes  ? 
The  answer  is,  we  presume,  between 
the  labouring  classes  and  the  aristo- 
cracy. Do  you  mean  by  the  labour- 
ing classes,  all  persons  living  by  the 
mere  muscular  use  of  their  hands, 
with  or  without  the  aid  of  improved 
machinery  in  agriculture  and  manu- 
factures ?  If  so,  then  according  to 
your  plan  of  Reform,  they  are  all 
excluded — or  nearly  so — from  any 
share  of  direct  political  power,  and 
are  slaves.  Do  you  mean  by  the 
aristocracy,  all  persons  who,  speak- 
ing generally,  may  be  called  gentle- 
men ?  At  no  former  period  of  the 
history  of  Britain  have  they  ever 
stood  so  high,  as  now,  on  the  scale 
of  intellect ;  never  have  they  enjoyed 
the  blessings  of  an  education  at  once 
so  ornamental  and  so  useful — class- 
ical and  scientific — as  may  be  seen 
in  many  even  of  the  Whigs,  and  in 
nearly  all  the  Tories.  The  Bill  is  to 
strengthen  their  power — is  it?  So 
say  some  sumphs  among  themselves, 
and  so  say  some  of  the  swindlers 
who  would  prefer  cheating  them  out 
of  all  their  privileges  to  highway  rob- 
bery, merely  to  save  trouble ;  but  the 
bolder  and  honester  of  the  Radical 
Reformers  scorn  to  hide  their  hate, 
and  foresee  in  the  Bill  the  downfall  of 
the  gentlemen  of  England.  Not  but 
that  there  are  gentlemen  among  the 
Radical  Reformers  themselves;  butto 
what  pernicious  courses  will  not  dis- 
turbed ambition  drive  strong  minds 
that  have  got  a  twist  the  wrong  way 
by  accidental  circumstances,  and 


J832.] 


Present  Balance  of  Parties  in  the  State. 


447 


chosen,  in  moody  dissatisfaction,  to 
cultivate  assiduously  and  skilfully 
all  the  causes  from  which  it  springs  ? 
Their  understandings,  and,  along  with 
them,theirfeelings,become  thorough- 
ly perverted ;  and  they  hate  with  a  bit- 
ter hatred  the  very  class  to  which 
they  naturally  belong,  and  which,  had 
their  better  sentiments  been  allowed 
to  flow  along  the  natural  channels, 
their  accomplishments  would  have 
graced,  and  their  talents,  their  vir- 
tues, have  strengthened  and  defend- 
ed, instead  of  being  a  reproach  and 
a  peril. 

We  find,  then,  that  by  the  middle 
classes,  let  us  say  it  at  once,  for  it  is 
undeniable,  are  meant  the  L.10  and 
L.20  house-renters  !  In  many  places 
a  most  estimable  class — in  villages  and 
moderate-sized  towns,  in  large  towns 
and  cities,  a  class  containing  many 
most  worthy,  and  not  a  few  very  en- 
lightened persons;   but,  as  a  class, 
destitute  of  the  qualifications  essen- 
tial in  the  character  of  those  who 
ought  to  possess   the  chief  power 
over  the  Representation  in  a  mighty 
nation  like  ours,  which  stands  now  on 
the  summit  of  civilisation,  and  has 
reached  it  by  moral  and  intellectual 
greatness,  placed  beyond  the  sphere 
in  which  they  move,  and  operating 
on  materials  of  which  they  do  not 
dream  the  existence.     This  class — 
absurdly  called  the    middle — with 
more  truth  might  be  called  the  mean; 
it  is  perhaps  of  all  classes  the  most 
dependent;    more   open    than   any 
other  to  corruption,  as  has  been  often 
so  strongly  insisted  on  in  the  Edin- 
burgh Review;  of  necessity  educated 
just  up  to  the  perilous  pitch  of  imper- 
fection; very  presumptuous,  because 
very  shallow ;  and  proud  to  believe 
itself — the  People.     A  more  certain 
way  could  not  be  devised  to  foster 
all  the  vices  and  injure  all  the  vir- 
tues of  this  class,  than  to  put  into 
their  hands  the  prodigious  political 


power  that  would  be  given  them  by 
the  "  Great  Measure;"  making  them 
lords  paramount  in  the  State,  over 
the  labour  below  them,  and  the  light 
above  them — labour  which  then'ce- 
forth  would  be  paralyzed,  and  light 
which  would  shine  in  vain.  Already 
they  are  puffed  up  with  the  most 
ludicrous  pride  by  the  mere  prospect 
of  the  Bill ;  scowl  from  their  shop- 
doors  on  all  who  fairly  estimate 
their  character  and  condition  ;  and 
believe  what  they  are  told  by  their 
false  flatterers — in  the  face  of  their 
true  friends,  who  are  not  insensible 
to'  their  worth,  or  indifferent  to  their 
welfare,  always  respecting  the  one 
and  promoting  the  other — that  they, 
forsooth,  are  the  head  and  heart  of 
the  nation— that  they  alone  can  feel 
and  think  for  its  good  and  glory — . 
that  they  are  foremost  in  the  "  march 
of  intellect" — and  that  in  them  re- 
sides the  spirit  of  the  age,  demanding 
the  reconstruction  of  all  our  old  es- 
tablishments. 

But  we  must  conclude  our  article 
with  a  parting  malediction  on  the 
Ministers,  unconnected  with  Reform. 
The  Chancellor  of  the  Exchequer 
cannot  count  his  fingers  without  be- 
ing perplexed  by  the  puzzling  occur- 
rence of  his  thumbs;  yet  trusts  that 
the  sum  total  is  ten.  The  omission 
of  such  an  insignificant  item  as 
L.360,000  or  so  has  not  to  be  apolo- 
gized for,  he  thinks,  but  merely  ac- 
knowledged with  a  panegyric  on  his 
own  candour;  after  his  miscalcula- 
tions had  been  exposed  by  the  pro- 
duction of  papers,  which,  if  they  had 
not  been  demanded,  had  remained 
in  concealment.  While  his  friend, 
the  Fructifier,  prefers  L. 700,000  of  a 
deficit  to  L.500,000  of  a  surplus;  and 
chuckles,  nay,  crows  over  the  bank- 
ruptcy of  the  Exchequer.  But  in 
our  next  Number  we  shall  expose 
the  portentous  ignorance  of  these 
fumbling  Financiers. 


448 


The  Belgian  Question. 


[March, 


THE  BELGIAN  QUESTION. 


Abandonment  of  the  Barrier — The  Russian  Dutch  Loan — Guarantee  of  the 
Throne  of  the  Barricades. 


THE  great  danger  to  European  in- 
dependence is  from  France  on  the 
one  hand,  and  Russia  on  the  other. 
The  march  of  Napoleon  to  Moscow, 
and  of  Alexander  to  Paris,  sufficient- 
ly demonstrate  the  formidable  nature 
of  the  power  which  these  mighty 
states  can  put  forth  when  they  exert 
their  whole  strength  ;  and  the  little 
chance  which  European  freedom  has 
of  being  preserved,  when  the  energy 
of  Gallic  ambition  and  the  weight  of 
Scythian  numbers  are  fairly  brought 
into  collision.  The  greatest  struggles 
of  modern  times  have  arisen  from 
the  meeting  of  these  great  waves  of 
mankind ;  and  the  defeat  of  Attila  at 
Chalons  remained  without  a  parallel 
till  the  overthrow  of  Napoleon  at 
Leipsic. 

The  interests  of  European  free- 
dom, therefore,  imperiously  require 
that  the  intermediate  states  should  be 
constantly  united  in  a  close  alliance 
to  resist  the  approaches  of  these  terri- 
ble potentates,  and  save  modern  ci- 
vilisation alike  from  the  encroach- 
ments of  French  ambition,  and  the 
tyranny  of  Russian  power.  Liberty 
demands,  in  a  voice  of  thunder,  that 
the  barriers  should  be  closed  against 
both  these  fearful  invaders,  and  the 
independence  of  Europe  saved  alike 
from  the  whirlwind  of  Attila  and  the 
car  of  Napoleon. 

To  support  Belgium  against  France, 
therefore,  and  Poland  against  Russia, 
is  the  obvious  duty,  as  well  as  inte- 
rest, of  every  European  state.  Pub- 
lic freedom,  national  independence, 
run  no  risk  but  from  one  or  other,  or 
both  of  these  states.  The  experience 
of  ages  has  proved  that  France,  with 
the  addition  of  Belgium,  is  too  pow- 
erful for  Germany,  and  that  no  soon- 
er has  she  got  her  frontier  advanced 
to  the  Rhine,  than  the  liberties  of 
Europe  begin  to  totter.  Recent  ex- 
perience demonstrates  that  Russia, 
with  the  addition  of  Poland,  is  an 
overwhelming  power  on  the  east  of 
Europe,  and  that  when  her  armies 
are  stationed,  while  still  within  the 
Russian  frontier,  at  the  distance  of 
only  170  miles  from  Vienna  and  Ber- 


lin, the  power  of  independent  deli- 
beration is  taken  away  from  both 
these  states. 

It  was  early  felt,  that  the  preser- 
vation of  Belgium  from  French  influ- 
ence was  an  object  of  vital  import- 
ance to  the  liberties  of  Europe ;  and 
the  greatest  efforts,  both  of  diploma- 
cy and  arms,  have  been  exerted  for 
the  last  three  centuries  to  prevent 
such  an  acquisition  by  that  ambi- 
tious power.  When  the  dominions  of 
Charles  the  Bold  had  descended  to 
his  daughter  Mary,  and  the  hand  of 
that  rich  heiress,  and  with  her  the 
sovereignty  of  the  seventeen  United 
Provinces,  was  sought  after  by  the 
rival  monarchs  of  France  and  Spain, 
all  the  powers  of  European  diplo- 
macy were  exerted  to  prevent  her 
preferring  the  former;  and  the  ex- 
asperation of  that  high-spirited  mo- 
narch at  the  success  of  his  rival,  laid 
the  foundation  of  the  wars  which  af- 
terwards desolated  Europe,  and  led 
to  his  defeat  and  captivity  at  the 
battle  of  Pavia.  When  Louis  XIV. 
threatened  the  liberties  of  Europe, 
and  the  pride  of  the  Grande  Monarque 
aimed  at  universal  dominion,  it  was 
in  Flanders  that  his  principal  efforts 
were  made.  Vauban  and  his  illustri- 
ous generals  knew  well  that  if  that 
was  gained,  every  thing  was  secured ; 
and  it  was  there  accordingly  that  he 
was  encountered  and  defeated  by 
Marlborough  and  Eugene.  The  vic- 
tories of  Ramilies  and  Oudenarde,  of 
Blenheim  and  Malplaquet,  the  sieges 
of  Tournay  and  Ypres,  of  Lisle  and 
Conde,  of  Laudrecy  and  Maubeuge, 
at  length  drove  back  the  invaders 
from  the  vantage-ground  they  had 
acquired,  and  Europe  in  consequence 
enjoyed  comparative  peace  for  an 
hundred  years. 

By  the  Treaty  of  Utrecht,  it  was 
provided  that  a  certain  line  of  forti- 
fied towns  should  be  kept  up  as  a 
perpetual  barrier  against  France; 
They  were  selected  with  care,  and 
fortified  at  an  enormous  expense ; 
and  such  was  their  efficacy  in  bri- 
dling the  ambition  of  that  military 
power,  that  her  armies  never  sue- 


1832.] 


The  Belgian  Question. 


ceeded  in  making  any  effectual  lodg- 
ment beyond  them  as  long  as  they 
existed. 

This  will  not  appear  surprising,  if 
the  situation  and  nature  of  these  bar- 
rier fortresses  are  considered.  Mons, 
Menin,  Ypres,  Philipville,  and  Mari- 
enberg,  and  the  other  barrier  towns, 
formed  a  line  across  the  front  of  the 
Austrian  Netherlands  so  powerful, 
that  no  ordinary  army,  how  great 
soever,  could  pass  them  with  impu- 
nity. Had  any  one  ventured  to  do 
so,  the  garrisons  of  these  fortresses 
would  have  issued  out  as  soon  as 
they  were  passed,  formed  an  army 
in  their  rear,  and  forced  them  to  re- 
tire, by  cutting  off  their  communica- 
tions, and  preventing  the  supply  of 
ammunition  and  stores  to  their  army. 
Thus  an  invading  force  was  reduced 
to  the  necessity  either  of  besieging 
two  or  three  of  the  principal  fortress- 
es in  the  line  of  their  advance,  or  of 
leaving  them  blockaded  by  troops 
superior  to  the  garrisons  they  con- 
tained. The  first  of  these  was  a  work 
of  time  and  bloodshed,  which  gave 
Europe  ample  opportunity  to  assem- 
ble and  succour  the  menaced  point; 
the  last  reduced  the  invading  force 
to  one  half  of  its  original  amount, 
and  left  the  liberties  of  Europe  no- 
thing to  fear  from  the  advance  of  the 
remainder. 

In  an  evil  hour,  the  Emperor  Jo- 
seph, yielding  to  the  advice  of  reck- 
less innovators,  resolved  to  demolish 
the  fortifications  of  these  barrier 
towns.  "  He  objected,"  says  Jomi- 
ni,  "  to  the  expense  of  maintaining 
them ;  he  was  distrustful  of  the  fide- 
lity of  their  Walloon  garrisons;  and 
he  imagined,  that,  in  the  new  era  of 
wisdom  and  philosophy  which  was 
approaching,  there  would  be  no  need 
of  fortresses  to  bridle  the  ambition 
of  princes."* 

The  consequences  of  this  fatal  step 
soon  developed  themselves;  and  the 
vital  importance  of  that  barrier  which 
-Marlborough  and  Eugene  had  won 
at  so  vast  an  expense  of  blood  and 
treasure,  was  written  in  indelible 
characters.  The  revolutionary  ar- 
mies of  France  found  in  Flanders  a 
vast  and  level  plain,  without  a  horn- 
work  to  arrest  their  progress ;  and 
before  the  distant  forces  of  the  Era- 


449 

peror  could  advance  to  its  relief,  the 
work  of  conquest  was  completed,  and 
the  Low  Countries  had  passed  under 
the  Republican  yoke.  With  unerr- 
ing precision  they  rushed  upon  the 
rich  garden  of  conquest  which  was 
thus  laid  open  to  their  hands;  and 
ten  days  after  France  was  delivered 
from  urgent  danger  by  the  retreat  of 
the  Duke  of  Brunswick  in  1792,  the 
victorious  armies  of  Dumourier  ad- 
vanced to  the  long  wished-for  con- 
quest of  the  Low  Countries. 

A  single  inconsiderable  battle  deci- 
ded their  fate.  Neither  of  the  armies 
which  fought  at  Jemappes  amounted 
to  40,000  men ;  the  loss  of  the  van- 
quished was  not  4000 ;  yet  this  in- 
considerable victory  decided  the  fate 
of  the  Netherlands,  and  brought  the 
French  armies  down  to  Antwerp. 
The  demolition  of  the  barrier  towns 
left  no  obstacle  in  their  way ;  there 
was  not  a  mountain  to  arrest  the 
victors,  nor  a  forest  to  shelter  the 
vanquished  ;  and  the  same  ground 
was  won  in  six  weeks,  which  had 
been  gained  inch  by  inch  by  Marl- 
borough  and  Eugene  in  as  many 
years. 

The  Austrians  retired  to  Tirle- 
mont,  leaving  Brussels  to  its  fate; 
but  next  year  they  defeated  the 
French  at  Neerwinde,  and  the  re- 
conquest  of  the  Low  Countries  was 
the  immediate  consequence.  A 
powerful  allied  army  was  formed, 
the  Republicans  were  defeated  in 
several  encounters,  and,  but  for  the 
barrier  fortresses  of  France,  Paris 
would  have  been  taken,  and  the  war 
terminated  in  that  campaign.  But 
the  five  fortresses  of  Valenciennes, 
Quesnoy,  Conde,  Maubeuge,  and 
Landrecy,  saved  France,  when  on  the 
verge  of  destruction.^  The  Allies, 
albeit  at  the  head  of  a  vast  army, 
120,000  strong,  flushed  with  victory, 
could  not  venture  to  pass  the  frontier 
fortresses:  the  siege  of  Valenciennes 
was  successfully  completed,  that  of 
Maubeuge,  Landrecy,  and  Dunkirk, 
formed ;  and  though  the  two  former 
fell,  the  time  consumed  in  their  re- 
duction proved  the  salvation  of 
France.  The  people  recovered  from 
their  consternation ;  the  vast  arma- 
ments in  the  interior  had  time  to  be 
completed;  and  when  the  Allies, 


*  Grandes  Operations  Militaires, 


f  Napoleon  and  Jomini. 


The  Belgian  Question. 


450 

after  six  months  spent  among  their 
fortresses,  attempted  to  advance  into 
the  interior,  they  were  met  with  such 
considerable  forces,  as  not  only  stop- 
ped their  progress,  but  drove  them 
back  with  disgrace  and  disaster  to 
the  Waal  and  the  Rhine. 

Thus  the  lessons  of  experience 
were  complete  on  both  sides.  The 
demolition  of  the  barrier  fortresses  on 
the  Austrian  side  of  the  frontier  ren- 
dered the  Low  Countries  an  easy 
prey  to  the  Revolutionary  forces: 
the  preservation  of  the  barrier  for- 
tresses on  the  French  side  saved  that 
country  from  otherwise  inevitable 
destruction.  Napoleon  has  recorded 
his  opinion,  that  nothing  but  the 
frontier  fortresses  of  France  saved  it 
from  destruction  in  1793. 

Subsequent  events  have  sufficient- 
ly demonstrated,  that  the  preserva- 
tion of  the  Netherlands   from   the 
grasp  of  France,  and  the  forcing  her 
back  from  the  line  of  the  Rhine,  is 
absolutely  indispensable  for  the  liber- 
ties of  Europe  ;  and  that  if  once  she 
advances  her  standards  to  that  river, 
universal  dominion  must  be  submit- 
ted to,  or  a  ten  years'  war  encoun- 
tered to  drive  her  back  to  her  original 
limits.     The  reason  is  plain,  and,  by 
an  inspection  of  the  map,  must  be 
obvious  to  every  observer.  The  pos- 
session of  the  vast  and  opulent  dis- 
tricts which  lie  between  the  frontier 
of  old  France  and  the  Rhine,  inclu- 
ding the  important  fortresses  of  Lux- 
embourg, Mayence,  Thionville,  and 
the  towns  which  complete  the  de- 
fence of  that  frontier  stream,  ren- 
ders the  French  altogether  irresisti- 
ble till  they  meet  the  armies  of  Rus- 
sia.     The   Low   Countries   form  a 
salient  angle,  headed  by  the  great 
fortress  of  Mayence,  which  enables 
the  invaders  at  once  to  penetrate  into 
the  heart  of  Germany.     All  Napo- 
leon's armies  destined  for  the  sub- 
jugation of  Northern  Europe;  those 
which  crushed  Prussia  at  Jena,  hum- 
bled Russia  at  Friedland,  and  bore 
the  Imperial  Eagle  to  the  Kremlin, 
crossed  by  the  bridge  of  Mayence. 
"  If  the  Allies  were  encamped  on 
Montmartre,"   said   Napoleon,    «  I 
would  not  surrender  one  village  in 
the  thirty-second  military  division." 
Memorable  words,    indicating    the 
strong  sense  he  entertained  of  the 
importance   of   preserving    all  the 
ground  he  had  won  in  the  North  of 


[March, 


Germany,  for  the  maintenance  of  that 
universal  dominion,  which  he  valued 
more  than  life  itself. 

The  events  which  occurred  at  the 
conclusion  of  the  war,  have  gone  far 
to  withdraw  the  attention  of  men 
from  the  great  importance  of  frontier 
fortresses  in  repelling  the  invasion 
of  an  ambitious  power.  It  is  well 
known  that  the  vast  armies  of  the 
Allies  passed  the  fortresses  both  on 
the  Oder,  the  Elbe,  and  the  Rhine, 
and  accomplished  the  subjugation  of 
France,  while  yet  her  garrisons  were 
unsubdued  on  those  rivers ;  and 
thence  it  is  concluded  that  fortresses 
are  altogether  useless  against  modern 
tactics,  and  their  demolition  noways 
dangerous  to  the  liberties  of  second- 
rate  powers.  There  never  was  a 
greater  mistake.  It  is  quite  true, 
that  when  passions  are  excited  which 
bring  millions  into  the  field — when 
nations  en  masse  rise  up  against  their 
oppressors,  and  the  experience  and 
skill  of  twenty  years  is  suddenly  ap- 
plied to  the  training  of  these  vast 
assemblages  of  men,  fortresses  may 
be  disregarded,  and  armies  precipi- 
tated into  a  state  without  the  reduc- 
tion of  their  frontier  defences.  The 
reason  is,  that  the  multitudes  of  sol- 
diers at  the  command  of  the  inva- 
ders, enable  them  to  blockade  the 
towns,  and  at  the  same  time  advance 
with  a  sufficient  head  force  into  the 
interior.  But  neither  this  nor  the 
next  generation  will  witness  such  a 
resurrection  of  armed  men.  The 
passions  are  worn  out  which  roused, 
the  money  is  gone  which  equipped 
them.  War  hereafter  must  revert  to 
its  former  principles  :  no  landwehr 
and  landsturm  will  exist  to  blockade 
the  fortresses,  while  the  regular 
troops  follow  up  the  career  of  con- 
quest; but,  like  Eugene,  and  Marl- 
borough,  and  Turenne,  generals  must 
be  content  to  sit  down  before  the 
frontier  fortresses,  and  depend  for 
success  upon  their  reduction. 

In  proof  of  these  principles,  we 
shall  refer  to  two  masters  in  the  art 
of  war,  whose  authority  few  will 
gainsay — Napoleon  Bonaparte  and 
the  Duke  of  Wellington. 

During  all  his  campaigns,  and  in 
those  in  particular  in  which  he  had 
not  at  command  an  overwhelming 
superiority  of  force,  this  great  com- 
mander evinced  his  strong  sense  of 
the  advantages  of  fortresses.  No 


1832.] 


The  Belgian  Question. 


451 


sooner  had  he  prostrated,  by  the  vic- 
tories of  Montenotte  and  Mondovi, 
the  Piedmontese  monarchy,  than  he 
compelled  the  surrender,  in  1796,  of 
Tortona,  Alexandria,  Coni,  and  Tu- 
rin, and  from  this  strong  base  speed- 
ily carried  the  tide  of  invasion  over 
the  whole  of  Lombardy.  Nothing 
arrested  his  progress,  till  he  came  to 
the  bastions  of  Mantua;  but  that 
single  fortress  detained  him  five 
months  before  its  walls,  and  gave  the 
Emperor  time  to  assemble  four  suc- 
cessive armies  for  its  relief.  The 
first  use  he  made  of  the  victory  of 
Marengo,  was  to  force  the  Allies 
to  surrender  the  Piedmontese  for- 
tresses, which  Suvvarrow  had  regain- 
ed, in  1799,  at  so  great  an  expendi- 
ture of  human  life ;  and  to  the  weak- 
ness of  the  Austrians  in  surrendering 
those  strongholds,  is  in  great  part  to 
be  ascribed  the  disgraceful  treaty  of 
Luneville.  The  campaigns  of  Aus- 
terlitz  and  Wagram  were  so  suc- 
cessful, because  the  attack  was  di- 
rected in  both  at  the  Austrian  mo- 
narchy, through  the  valley  of  the 
Danube ;  the  quarter  in  which,  as 
the  Archduke  Charles  and  General 
Jomini  have  convincingly  shewn,  it 
is  most  easily  assailable,  from  the 
want  of  any  frontier  towns  for  its  pro- 
tection.* Not  the  battle  of  Jena,  but 
the  treacherous  surrender  of  Magde- 
bourg,andthe  fortresses  on  the  Oder, 
prostrated  the  Prussian  monarchy  in 
1 806 ;  and  had  a  few  more  strongholds 
like  Dantzic  existed,  to  check  the 
advance  of  the  French  armies  in  the 
spring  of  1807,  the  Treaty  of  Tilsit 
would  never  have  enslaved  for  six  long 
years  the  continent  of  Europe.  The 
first  step  of  Napoleon  in  his  attack 
on  Spain,  was  to  gain  possession,  by 
fraud  and  treachery,  of  its  frontier 
fortresses  ;  and  the  possession  of 
Pampeluna,  Barcelona,  Figueras,and 
St  Sebastian, enabled  him  to  maintain 
his  footing  within  the  gates  of  the 
.Peninsula  after  the  disasters  of  the 
first  Spanish  campaign,  and  kept  at 
bay  all  the  efforts  of  the  Spaniards 
and  English  for  six  years.  He  ad- 
vanced with  such  rapidity  into  Russia 
in  1812,  because  no  fortresses  were 
to  be  encountered  on  the  frontiers  of 
that  vast  empire  to  oppose  his  pro- 
gress; and  in  all  the  reverses  which 


followed,  clung  to  the  fortresses  of 
Germany  with  a  tenacity  which  af- 
fords the  most  unequivocal  evidence 
of  the  vast  importance  which  he  at- 
tached to  their  possession.  He  took 
post  in  Saxony  for  his  final  struggles 
amidst  the  strong  fortifications  of  the 
Elbe  :  the  possession  of  the  redoubts 
of  Dresden  had  well-nigh  enabled 
him  to  renew  the  triumphs  of  Rivoli  j 
and  even  when  the  Allies  were  in  the 
heart  of  Champaigne,  the  fortresses 
on  the  Rhine  and  the  Elbe  were  in 
great  part  unsubdued.  The  success- 
ful invasion  of  the  Allies  in  1814  and 
1815,  is  no  evidence  that  he  was 
wrong :  they  only  shew  that  a  single 
nation  cannot  withstand  the  world  in 
arms ;  and  that  in  resisting  a  crusade, 
even  the  greatest  abilities  and  the 
most  approved  military  system  can- 
not always  command  success.  As  it 
was,  the  peril  run  by  the  invaders 
by  neglecting  the  frontier  fortresses 
was  extreme:  a  considerable  disaster 
in  the  plains  of  Champaigne  would, 
by  accumulating  upon  the  retreating 
force  all  the  veteran  troops  in  the 
garrisons,  have  driven  them  to  a  re- 
treat as  ruinous  as  that  of  1812  was 
to  the  French  army ;  had  the  move- 
ment to  St  Dezier  not  been  encoun- 
tered by  skill  and  resolution  equal 
to  his  own,  it  would  have  turned  the 
fate  of  the  campaign ;  and  Napoleon 
was  not  far  from  the  truth  when  he 
said,  in  commencing  that  advance, 
that  he  was  nearer  Vienna  than  the 
Allies  were  to  Paris. 

The  Duke  of  Wellington  has  given 
equal  evidence  of  his  high  sense  of 
the  value  of  fortresses  in  every  ordi- 
nary system  of  warfare.  He  advanced 
without  hesitation  into  Spain,  in 
1809,  as  the  Allies  had  possession  of 
Ciudad  Rodrigo  and  Badajoz;  but 
no  sooner  had  these  fortresses  fallen 
into  the  hands  of  the  French,  than 
he  changed  his  system,  and  all  his 
efforts  were  directed,  in  the  first  in- 
stance, to  regain  them  from  the 
enemy.  Perhaps  the  most  memo- 
rable period  of  his  career,  is  that  du- 
ring which,  with  a  force  inferior  to 
either  separately,  he  stormed  those 
fortresses,  in  the  face  of  Marmont 
and  Soult's  armies,  and  thus  laid  the 
foundation  of  that  secure  advance 
which  ultimately  expelled  the  inva- 


»  Archduke  Charles,  Vol.  I.  279. 


452 


The  Belgian  Question, 


[March, 


ders  from  the  Peninsula.  Before  he 
advanced  into  France,  he  stormed  St 
Sebastian,  captured  Pampeluna,  and1 
closely  invested  Bayonne;  and  the 
want  of  any  other  considerable  fort- 
ress on  that  defenceless  frontier,  soon 
enabled  him  to  make  greater  progress 
in  the  conquest  of  the  southern  pro- 
vinces of  that  kingdom,  with  60,000 
men,  than  the  Allies  had  been  ena- 
bled to  make,  in  1793,  on  the  iron 
frontier  of  the  Netherlands,  with 
120,000.  The  defenceless  condi- 
tion of  the  French  frontier  towns, 
after  the  battle  of  Waterloo,  enabled 
Blucher  and  Wellington  to  make  that 
rapid  advance  into  France  which 
precipitated  Napoleon  from  the 
throne ;  and  the  first  use  which  the 
victorsmade  of  that  glorious  triumph, 
was  to  reconstruct,  at  a  cost  of  five 
millions  to  this  country,  the  barrier 
of  Marlborough  in  the  Netherlands, 
and  thus  close  against  French  am- 
bition those  iron  gates  which  had 
kept  it  at  bay  for  an  hundred  years. 
But  what  is  it  to  our  modern  in- 
novators that  the  vital  importance  of 
the  fortresses  in  the  Netherlands  has 
been  proved  by  the  campaigns  of 
Marlborough  and  Eugene,  of  Napo- 
leon and  Wellington, — that  they  were 
framed  by  the  genius  of  Vauban,  and 
their  importance  proved  by  the  argu- 
ments of  the  Archduke  Charles  and 
Jomini, — that  their  value  has  been 
evinced  by  a  century's  experience, 
and  their  necessity  demonstrated  in 
works  of  immortal  endurance, — that 
imperishable  triumphs,  followed  by 
ages  of  peace,  have  signalized  their 
formation,  and  that  indelible  disgrace, 
leading  to  unparalleled  disaster,  at- 
tended their  demolition  ?  All  this  is 
nothing  to  the  new  lights  which  have 
opened  upon  the  world  since  the 
triumph  of  the  mob  in  Paris,  and  the 
accession  of  innovating  rulers  to  this 
country.  Without  doubt,  Earl  Grey 
and  Lord  Pal  merston,  who  have  taken 
upon  themselves  to  undo  the  work 
of  Eugene  and  Marlborough,  of 
Blucher  and  Wellington,  are  able  to 
shew  that  these  great  commanders 
proceeded  on  entirely  wrong  princi- 
ples, and  owed  their  success  to 
a  continued  and  inexplicable  com- 
bination of  chances.  Without  doubt, 
they  have  read  and  thoroughly  stu- 
died the  scientific  works  of  Napo- 
leon and  St  Cyr,  of  the  Archduke 
Charles  and  Jomini  ;  and  are  prepa- 


red to  shew,  that  the  arguments  by 
which  they  appear  to  have  proved 
the  vital  importance  of  the  Flemish 
barrier  are  totally  unfounded.  With- 
out doubt,  before  they  threw  open 
the  gates  of  Flanders  to  France,  they 
had  fixed  upon  some  other  and  more 
tenable  line  of  defence  against  its 
ambition;  and  were  assured  on  rea- 
sonable grounds,  that  the  possession 
of  the  Netherlands,  for  which  its  go- 
vernment, whether  regal  or  republi- 
can, has  struggled  with  such  vehe- 
mence for  a  century  and  a  half,  is 
nowise  dangerous  to  the  liberties  of 
Europe.  Without  doubt,  they  are 
ready  to  demonstrate,  that  the  pos- 
session of  five  fortresses,  all  but  im- 
pregnable, on  the  Flemish  frontier, 
within  160  miles  of  Paris ,  was  no  ad- 
vantageous base  for  offensive  opera- 
tions against  that  ambitious  power, 
— and  no  check  on  its  favourite  in- 
cursions beyond  the  Rhine, — and 
that  the  advance  of  its  standards  to 
that  river,  and  the  consequent  pos- 
session of  Luxembourg,  Mayence, 
Antwerp,  and  Coblentz,  is  likely  to 
give  it  no  advantage  in  an  invasion  of 
Germany.  If  they  are  prepared  to 
prove  these  things,  we  are  ready  and 
anxious  to  consider  their  arguments; 
if  they  are  not,  when  we  recollect 
that  they  have  destroyed  the  barrier, 
we  are  confident  history  will  pro- 
nounce them  the  most  reckless  and 
ruinous  race  of  politicians  that  the 
evil  genius  of  a  nation  ever  yet  called 
to  the  helm  of  its  government. 

Let  it  not  be  imagined,  that  a  new 
era  is  about  to  open  on  France  and 
England,  and  that  these  two  coun- 
tries, united  in  the  bonds  of  amity, 
and  struggling  for  freedom  against 
the  world  in  arms,  are  henceforth  to 
lay  aside  their  mutual  jealousy,  and 
stand  in  no  farther  need  of  checks 
upon  each  other's  ambition.  Suppo- 
sing that  the  era  of  republics  has 
arrived ;  let  the  utmost  aspirations 
of  our  democrats  be  realized,  and 
France  and  England  be  set  down  as 
about  speedily  to  become  republican 
governments,  is  that  any  reason  for 
supposing  that  their  discord  is  to 
cease,  or  that  the  Senate  and  People 
of  France  are  to  be  less  formidable 
to  the  Senate  and  People  of  England 
than  Louis  XIV.  or  Napoleon  were 
to  its  regal  government  ?  Who  con- 
quered the  ancient  world,  and  esta- 
blished the  fabric  ruinous  to  freedom 


1832.] 


The  Belgian  Question. 


of  universal  dominion  ?  Republican 
Rome.  Who  conquered  modern 
Europe,  and  all  but  realized  that  de- 
basing chimera  ?  Republican  France. 
Have  our  rulers,  in  their  fond  an- 
ticipation of  the  future  and  indisso- 
luble union  of  free  governments,  for- 
got the  thirty  years'  struggle  and  in- 
extinguishable hatred  of  the  repub- 
lics of  Athens  and  Sparta, — have  they 
forgot  the  three  long  and  bloody 
Punic  wars  between  Republican 
Rome  and  Republican  Carthage, — 
have  they  forgot  the  desperate  ani- 
mosity of  Florence  and  Pisa,  of  Ge- 
noa and  Venice,  of  Holland  and 
Cromwell, — have  they  lived  through 
the  last  age,  and  not  witnessed  the 
ill  extinguished  hatred  of  America 
and  Great  Britain,  or  the  fury  of  Re- 
publican France  against  the  Moun- 
taineers of  Switzerland, — the  Mer- 
chants of  Holland  and  the  Senators 
of  Venice  ?  Is  the  universal  animo- 
sity of  popular  states  at  each  other 
likely  to  be  now  diminished,  because 
commercial  and  manufacturing  jea- 
lousy has  been  superadded  to  the 
other  and  long  established  sources 
of  popular  hostility?  Before  this 
chimera,  of  the  future  amity  of  men's 
minds  in  free  states,  is  realized,  the 
future  Revolutionists  of  this  coun- 
try, in  addition  to  a  bill  for  repeal- 
ing so  much  of  the  Constitution  as 
fixes  the  crown  on  the  head  of  the 
sovereign,  must  bring  in  another  to 
repeal  so  much  of  the  human  mind 
as  makes  merchants  jealous  of  com- 
petition, soldiers  ambitious  of  glory, 
and  nations  desirous  of  warlike  ex- 
citation. 

In  truth,  the  treaty  for  the  demoli- 
tion of  the  barrier,  which  England 
has  now  signed,  is  utterly  inexpli- 
cable on  any  principle  of  reason, 
and  of  which  no  account  can  be 
given  but  from  the  blindness  of  the 
innovating  passion.  One  of  the  ablest 
of  the  Whigs  has  said  that  the  peace 
of  Utrecht  was  a  treaty  "  which  the 
.  execrations  of  ages  had  left  inade- 
quately censured."  Why  was  it 
thus  stigmatized  by  the  impartial 
voice  of  history  an  hundred  years 
after  its  formation  ?  Because,  though 
it  provided  for  the  construction  of  the 
barrier,  it  did  not  sufficiently  coerce 
the  power  of  France.  But  what 
would  Mr  Fox  have  said  of  a  treaty 
which,  after  the  barrier  had  been 
won,  provided  for  its  demolition  ? 


453 

What  would  future  ages  have  said 
of  such  a  treaty,  if  the  triumphs  of 
Marlborough  had  been  closed  with 
a  victory  which  prostrated  France 
at  a  single  blow ;  if  Paris  had  been 
captured  by  the  British  arms,  its  so- 
vereign surrendered  to  British  gene- 
rosity, and  the  bones  of  the  Grand 
Monarque  held  as  a  melancholy  tro- 
phy in  a  seagirt  isle  by  the  Queen  of 
the  Ocean  ?  Yet  this  is  what  has  now 
been  done  :  this  weakness  has  now 
been  felt — this  disgrace  has  now  been 
incurred  !  If  the  execrations  of  ages 
have  inadequately  censured  the  trea- 
ty of  Utrecht,  what  measure  of  pub- 
lic indignation  will  be  large  enough 
for  that  of  London  ? 

Louis  XIV.  considered  it  as  the 
last  and  deepest  humiliation  of  his 
public  existence,  that  he  was  obliged 
by  the  treaty  of  Utrecht  to  demolish, 
the  fortifications,  and  fill  up  the  har- 
bour of  Dunkirk.  To  undo  at  the 
bidding  of  a  foreign  power  what  you 
have  done  in  self-defence, — to  level 
the  buttresses  you  have  raised  against 
foreign  aggression,  is  the  last  act  of 
humiliation  for  those  who  have  pass- 
ed through  the  Caudine  forks.  The 
French  monarch  would  not  submit 
to  this  disgrace  till  Landrecy  was 
taken,  the  last  of  the  barrier  towns 
captured,  and  nothing  remained  be- 
tween the  enemy  and  Paris.  But 
our  innovating  rulers  have  felt  no 
such  compunction ;  with  one  stroke  of 
the  pen  they  have  abandoned  the  tro- 
phies of  two  centuries  of  glory :  with- 
out feeling  shame,  or  being  sensible 
to  remorse,  they  have  surrendered 
the  fortresses  which  Wellington  and 
Marlborough  won  in  a  hundred 
fights.  Victorious  England  compel- 
led vanquished  France,  as  the  last 
act  of  national  humiliation,  in  1714, 
to  destroy  one  of  her  frontier  fortress- 
es :  conquered  France  in  1832,  per- 
suades victorious  England  to  demo- 
lishyzye,  as  the  price  of  the  friendship 
of  the  throne  of  the  barricades.  This 
is  to  be  done  at  the  expense  of  the 
conquering  power  ;  after  having  ex- 
pended five  millions  on  the  construc- 
tion of  the  barrier,  we  are  to  under- 
take the  burden  of  destroying  it ! 
What  more  disgraceful,  galling,  or 
perilous  terms  could  have  been  im- 
posed, if  the  British  fleet  had  been 
swept  from  the  sea,  Portsmouth  and 
Plymouth  in  ashes,  and  Marshal  Soult, 
with  100,000  men,  in  possession  of  the 


454 

Tower  of  London  ?  And  they  have 
been  agreed  to  while  the  flag  of  Tra- 
falgar still  floated  in  the  winds,  and 
the  children  of  France  yet  started  at 
the  name  of  Waterloo ! 

When  Mary,  Queen  of  England, 
was  on  her  death-bed,  she  declared 
that  if  her  body  were  opened,  the 
word  "  Calais"  would  be  found  en- 
graven on  her  heart.  Such  was  the 
feeling  of  a  Tudor  princess,  celebra- 
ted only  for  her  coldness  of  disposi- 
tion and  hardness  of  heart,  at  the 
loss  of  one  fortress  held  by  England 
as  a  bridle  on  France.  How  marvel- 
lously have  we  changed  in  so  short 
a  time !  what  a  stupendous  altera- 
tion does  the  fever  for  innovation 
produce  on  the  human  mind !  While 
the  loss  of  one  fortress  brought  a 
queen  with  a  British  heart  to  her 
grave,  the  surrender  of  five  by  the 
conqueror  in  the  strife  is  now  looked 
upon  as  a  matter  of  no  importance. 
Truly  may  we  now  see  the  infatua- 
tion which  the  frenzy  for  innovation 
has  brought  on  the  country.  This 
treaty  for  the  demolition  of  the  bar- 
rier fortresses  will  be  looked  upon 
by  after  ages  as  the  most  inexpli- 
cable and  destructive  in  the  British 
annals ;  and  the  mere  announcement 
of  an  intention  to  carry  it  into  ef- 
fect, would  have  hurled  from  the 
helm  the  most  popular  administra- 
tion since  the  days  of  Alfred. 

It  is  said,  as  an  excuse  for  this  in- 
explicable piece  of  diplomacy,  that 
the  fortresses  were  too  numerous 
for  Belgium  after  its  separation  from 
Holland:  that  enough  still  remains 
to  check  the  incursions  of  France, 
and  that  the  erection  of  the  kingdom 
of  the  Netherlands  was  an  absurd 
and  impracticable  change  on  the 
Constitution  of  Europe. 

All  this  is  nothing  at  all  to  the 
purpose.  The  frontier  towns  of  Flan- 
ders were  never  intended  to  be  a 
covering  for  Belgium  merely ;  they 
were  the  barrier  of  Europe,  —  the 
bridle  on  that  fatal  ambition,  which 
nothing  but  the  catastrophe  of  Mos- 
cow and  the  crusade  of  Paris  were 
able,  without  it,  to  coerce.  If  the 
maintenance  of  that  barrier  was  too 
expensive  for  Belgium  in  its  divi- 
ded state,  let  those  answer  for  that 
who  promoted  the  separation,  who 
debarred  the  King  of  Holland  from 
attempting  even  to  regain  his  own, 
and  forced  Belgium  to  become  a  Be* 


The  Belgian  Question. 


[March, 


parate  power,  when  a  reaction  was 
preparing,  and  it  was  perfectly  will- 
ing to  have  awakened  from  its  in- 
fatuation, and  reassembled  under 
the  House  of  Orange  ?  Or  if  this 
could  not  be  accomplished,  the  sup- 
port of  these  towns  should  have  been 
laid  as  a  burden  on  the  Germanic  con- 
federation; Russia  and  Great  Britain 
should  have  been  called  on  to  con- 
tribute for  the  support  of  the  bul- 
wark of  European  freedom ;  the 
ashes  of  Moscow,  and  the  battle  of 
Jena,  appealed  to  as  the  consequence 
of  permitting  their  demolition.  When 
we  gave  a  revolutionary  Monarch  to 
Belgium,  surely  we  were  entitled 
and  able  to  exact  such  terms  as  the 
liberties  of  Europe  required,  and  the 
necessity  of  averting  another  twenty 
years'  war  prescribed.  Before  Leo- 
pold left  London,  it  should  have  been 
made  a  sine  qua  non,  that  the  barrier 
of  Europe  in  his  new  dominions  was 
to  be  upheld. 

The  idea  that  enough  of  fortresses 
still  remain  to  coerce  France,  is  too 
absurd  to  bear  a  moment's  argument. 
After  the  plough  has  passed  over  the 
ramparts  of  Mons,  Marienberg,  Phi- 
lipville,  Ath,andMenin,we  should  be 
glad  to  see  the  fortresses  which  are 
to  be  a  bridle  on  its  ambition.  The 
thing  is  altogether  ridiculous ;  the 
French  journals  all  agree  that  it  lays 
Flanders  open  to  their  grasp.  In 
reply  to  this  objection,  we  deem  it 
sufficient  to  say,  that  the  Duke  of 
Wellington,  no  lavish  dispenser  of 
public  money,  and  no  mean  autho- 
rity in  the  means  of  arresting  an  in- 
vading army,  deemed  it  absolutely 
necessary  to  fortify  all  these  towns  ; 
and  that,  when  they  were  not  forti- 
fied, Dumourier  and  Pichegru  over- 
run the  Netherlands  in  two  successive 
campaigns;  while,  when  they  were, 
Marlborough  and  Eugene  were  ar- 
rested in  them  for  ten  years.  There 
are,  indeed,  fortresses,  and  many  for- 
tresses, still  existing  in  Belgium  ;  but 
they  are  on  the  Dutch  and  German, 
not  the  French  frontier;  and  will  be 
as  ineffectual  in  preventing  the  con- 
quest of  the  Low  Countriesby  France, 
as  the  fortifications  of  Cadiz  or  Gib- 
raltarwould  be  in  preventingan  inva- 
sion of  Spain  through  the  Pyrennees. 

Farther,  if  the  inability  of  Flanders 
to  support  five  fortresses  was  the  real 
reason  for  the  demolition  of  those 
which  are  consigned  to  destruction, 


1832.] 


The  Belgian  Question. 


455 


where  was  the  necessity  of  demolish- 
ing those  only  which  are  on  the  fron- 
tiers of  France  ?  That  is  the  im- 
portant point  to  which  we  earnestly 
request  the  attention  of  our  readers. 
Why,  if  five  required  to  be  destroyed, 
were  they  all  chosen  on  the  frontiers 
of  that  ambitious  power,  and  none 
on  the  frontiers  of  Holland,  or 
Prussia  ?  If  the  object  was  merely 
to  save  expense  to  Belgium,  could 
their  finances  not  be  spared  as  well 
by  demolishing  five  fortresses  on  the 
northern,  or  eastern,  as  the  south- 
western frontier  ?  Is  it  that  a  barrier 
required  to  be  kept  up  on  the  sides 
of  Holland,  or  Prussia,  while  it  could 
be  safely  abandoned  on  that  of 
France  ?  Is  it  from  the  burgomas- 
ters of  Amsterdam,  and  not  the 
schools  of  Paris,  that  the  danger  of 
European  freedom  is  to  be  appre- 
hended? Is  Holland,  with  its 
2,500,000  souls,  or  Prussia,  with  its 
12,000,000,  more  formidable  to  the 
independence  of  other  states,  than 
France,  with  its  32,000,000?  The 
thing  will  not  bear  an  argument.  The 
peril  all  lies  on  the  other  side ;  and 
yet  it  is  there  that  all  the  work  of 
demolition  is  to  take  place. 

England  is  now  to  pay  for  the  de- 
molition of  the  fortresses  which  she 
erected  fifteen  years  ago.  Would 
not  the  money  required  for  this  work 
of  destruction  have  been  fully  as 
well  spent  in  upholding  the  barrier 
for  a  few  years  ?  What  remains  of 
the  sixty  millions  of  francs  provided 
by  England  for  their  construction, 
is,  according  to  the  French  papers, 
to  be  expended  in  this  demolition. 
Why,  that  sum  would  have  main- 
tained the  barrier  for  twenty  years ! 
Could  not  our  rulers  have  waited 
a  little  before  the  gates  of  Europe 
were  thrown  open  to  French  am- 
bition? Was  it  absolutely  neces- 
sary to  commence  the  work  of  demo- 
lition while  the  revolutionary  pas- 
sions in  France  were  still  boiling 
ever, — when  its  territory  was  brist- 
ling with  bayonets,  and  its  turbulent 
millions  were  clamouring  for  war? 
Can  fortresses,  which  Wellington 
deemed  necessary  for  the  safety  of 
Europe,  immediately  after  its  ambi- 
tion was  tamed  by  the  rout  of  Wa- 
terloo, be  now  safely  abandoned,  be- 
cause anew  generation  has  succeeded 
in  France,  upon  whom,  as  usual,  all 
former  experience  is  lost,— because 
a  new  revolution  has  called  its  tur- 


bulent millions  into  activity,  and  the 
misery  consequent  on  suspended  in- 
dustry is  again,  as  in  17y4,  urging 
its  government  to  ravage  foreign, 
states, and  renew  the  march  of  Piche- 
gru  and  Dumourier  to  Brussels  and 
Amsterdam  ? 

The  conduct  of  our  rulers  on  the 
Belgian  question  is  inexplicable  on 
all  the  ordinary  principles  of  human 
nature.  But  one  word  solves  it: 
France  and  Belgium  are  revolution- 
ary powers  ;  Mr  Pitt  did  his  utmost 
to  coerce  the  democratic  spirit  ; 
therefore,  our  present  rulers  have 
done  every  thing  they  could  to  en- 
courage it. 

In  making  this  charge,  we  by  no 
meansmeau  to  assert  that  Ministers 
are  traitors  to  their  country,  or  intend 
in  what  they  do  to  degrade  or  injure 
Great  Britain.  We  know  perfectly 
they  have  no  such  intention  ;  we  be- 
lieve they  think  they  are  promoting 
its  real  interests,  and  advancing  the 
period  of  general  happiness,  by  break- 
ing down  all  the  barriers  of  Europe 
against  revolutionary  France.  W  hat 
we  say  is,  that  the  long  habit  of  op- 
position has  utterly  perverted  their 
judgment,  and  the  passion  for  inno- 
vation swept  away  their  reason.  We 
put  in  for  them — what  Time  will 
shew,  History  will  be  fain  to  adopt — 
the  plea  of  complete  political  in- 
sanity. 

In  tracing  the  causes  of  their  other- 
wise incomprehensible  policy,  we 
shall  shew,  beyond  all  question,  from 
what  it  has  arisen :  we  shall  riot  im- 
merse our  readers  in  a  sea  of  proto- 
cols ;  but,  turning  these  copious  ri- 
vers of  error  by  their  source,  demon- 
strate in  terms  luce  mendiana  cla- 
rioresy  the  false  principles  from  which 
they  have  flowed,  and  the  ruinous 
consequences  to  which  they  have 
led. 

Earl  Grey  said,  and  said  justly, 
in  the  House  of  Peers,  that  the  pre- 
sent government  were  not  answer- 
able for  the  Belgian  revolution ;  that 
they  found  it  in  activity  when  they 
came  into  office,  and  cannot  be  alone 
saddled  with  the  dangers  which  it 
threatens  to  Europe.  That  is  per- 
fectly true  j  but  it  is  not  from  that 
revolution,  or  the  measures  of  the 
Duke  of  Wellington  following  on  it, 
that  any  evils  have  arisen.  It  is  from 
the  forcible  interference  of  the  Allied 
Powers  between  Holland  and  Bel- 
gium, and  the  violent  establishment 


456 

of  a  revolutionary  kingdom  in  the 
latter  country,  and  the  elevation  of  a 
stranger  to  its  throne,  that  the  whole 
mischievous  consequences  have  flow- 
ed. And  these  acts  are  chargeable  on 
Ministers,  and  Ministers  alone.  It  is 
there  that  the  injustice  began  ;  it  is 
thence  that  the  peril  has  arisen. 

I.  When  the  Belgians,  following 
the  example  of  their  brethren  at  Paris, 
deemed  it  necessary  to  have  a  revolu- 
tion of  their  own,  to  keep  pace  with 
the  march  of  events  in  the  French 
capital,  they  succeeded,  as  all  the 
world  knows,  in  driving  the  troops 
of  the  King  of  the  Netherlands  out 
of  Brussels ;  and  Prince  Frederick  of 
Orange  failed  in  an  attempt  to  regain 
possession  of  that  capital ;  and  sub- 
sequently all  Flanders,  with  the  ex- 
ception of  Antwerp,  shared  in  the 
flame  of  revolt. 

Upon  this  disaster,  the  King  of  the 
Netherlands  applied  to  England  for 
assistance  to  stifle  the  insurrection, 
and  regain  the  dominions  which  were 
guaranteed  to  him  by  the  Congress 
of  Vienna.  Nothing  can  be  clearer 
than  that  this  was  not  an  occasion  on 
which  Great  Britain  was  either  called 
upon,  or  justified  in  interfering. 
When  the  Allies  guaranteed  to  the 
new  sovereign  his  dominions,  they 
guaranteed  them  only  against  exter- 
nal violence.  They  neither  had,  nor 
ought  to  have,  any  thing  to  do  with 
its  internal  dissensions. 

The  obvious  course  for  the  Allies 
to  have  pursued  on  this  occasion  was, 
to  have  allowed  the  Belgians  and  the 
Dutch  to  fight  it  out  between  them- 
selves, and  taken  care  only  that  their 
hostilities  did  not  involve  other  coun- 
tries in  warfare.  This  is  the  true 
principle  of  non-intervention  — -  a 
principle  which,  as  the  Duke  of 
Wellington  truly  said,  is  the  rule, 
while  interference  is  the  exception. 
It  is  the  principle  which  the  Allies 
pursued  with  regard  to  Russia  in  its 
late  contest  with  Poland — a  contest 
which  has  a  great  similarity,  in  some 
respects,  to  the  Belgian  revolt,  with 
this  great  difference,  that  the  grievous 
and  "ill-forgotten  wrongs  of  that  un- 
happy country  gave  its  gallant  de- 
fenders an  incomparably  larger  title 
to  public  sympathy  than  the  Belgian 
revolutionists,  who  broke  out  into 
insurrection,  not  from? .reason  or 
grievance,  but  contagion  and  ex- 
ample. 

But  there  was  an  obvious  danger 


The  Belgian  Question. 


[March, 


in  the  continuance  of  hostilities  in 
Belgium  from  the  inflammable  state 
of  the  public  mind  in  France,  the  jea- 
lousy of  the  other  Powers,  and  the 
hazard  that  the  war  there,  if  long 
protracted,  might  involve  all  Europe 
in  conflagration.  To  guard  against 
these  dangers,  the  Duke  of  Welling- 
ton, at  the  earnest  intercession  of  the 
King  of  Holland,  agreed  to  use  the 
influence  of  Great  Britain  to  pro- 
cure a  cessation  of  arms,  with  a  view 
to  the  future  and  amicable  adjust- 
ment of  the  differences  of  the  two 
parts  of  the  King  of  the  Netherlands' 
dominions. 

This  was  the  whole  which  the  Duke 
had  done  before  he  retired  from 
office.  There  was  nothing  as  yet  had 
taken  place  to  prevent  the  crowns 
both  of  Belgium  and  Holland  from 
being  united  on  one  head :  nay,  there 
was  nothing  done  to  preclude  the 
return  of  the  whole  Netherlands  to 
their  original  allegiance.  An  armis- 
tice and  line  of  demarcation  had 
merely  been  established;  and  the 
Allied  Powers  had  partly  taken  upon 
themselves,  partly  accepted  at  the 
request  of  the  Belligerents,  the  office 
of  mediators,  or  arbiters,  in  the  affairs 
of  that  distracted  but  beautiful  part 
of  Europe. 

II.  The  first  error  from  which  all 
our  other  blunders  and  injustice  on 
this  subject  have  flowed,  took  place 
after  the  accession  of  the  Whigs  to  of- 
fice, in  the  imposition  of  iniquitous 
terms  on  the  King  of  Holland,  the 
recognition  of  a  revolutionary  mon- 
arch in  Belgium,  and  the  fatal  gua- 
rantee of  his  whole  dominions  and 
part  of  the  Dutch  cities  to  Prince 
Leopold.  This  took  place  in  July, 
1831,  eight  months  after  Lord  Grey's 
accession  to  office,  and  amidst  the 
fumes  of  Reform  in  this  country. 

This  palpable  interference  in  fa- 
vour of  the  Belgian  insurgents,  was 
accompanied  with  a  declaration,  de- 
barring the  King  of  the  Netherlands 
from  making  war  on  his  former  sub- 
jects, either  to  bring  them  back  to 
their  allegiance,  or  obtain  better 
terms  of  separation  for  himself.  The 
Allies  prescribed  certain  terms  with 
which  both  parties  were  dissatisfied, 
and  at  which  the  Dutch  in  particu- 
lar were  so  indignant,  that  they  de- 
clared they  would  rather  perish  than 
agree  to  them.  It  is  not  surprising 
they  were  so :  for  not  content  with 
compelling  the  King  of  Holland  to 


1832.] 


The  Belgian  Question. 


457 


relinquish  all  title  to  the  throne  of 
Belgium,  we  required  of  him  to  sur- 
render to  his  revolted  subjects  Lux- 
emberg  and  Limber  gt  embracing  the 
fortress  of  Luxemberg,one  of  the  no- 
blest fortified  towns  in  Europe,  and 
Maestricht,  the  old  frontier  town  of 
the  Seven  United  Provinces.  To  nei- 
ther of  these  fortresses  had  the  Bel- 
gians the  shadow  of  a  title ;  for 
Luxemberg  was  no  part  of  Flanders 
at  all,  but  part  of  the  private  patri- 
mony of  the  House  of  Nassau,  and 
Maestricht  had  been,  since  the  rise 
of  Dutch  independence,  one  of  its 
principal  hereditary  bulwarks.  With 
truth  did  the  King  of  Holland  de- 
clare, that  Dutch  independence  could 
not  exist  if  such  terms  were  exacted 
from  him.  You  might  as  well  have 
required  from  England  the  surrender 
of  Portsmouth  and  Plymouth.  Such 
is  the  importance  of  Maestricht  in  a 
military  point  of  view,  that  in  the 
course  of  one  of  his  campaigns,  Mar- 
shal Saxe  declared,  "  that  the  peace 
lay  in  Maestricht ;"  being  well  aware 
that  if  once  that  great  frontier  town 
were  taken  from  Holland,  all  the 
efforts  of  the  Dutch  and  English  to 
protract  the  war  would  prove  una- 
vailing. 

Now  what  did  Ministers  do  ?  They 
declared  in  common  with  the  other 
Allies,  that  the  first  shot  fired  by  the 
Dutch  at  the  Belgians  would  be 
considered  as  equivalent  to  a  decla- 
ration of  war  against  all  the  Allied 
Powers ! — This  was  a  piece  of  the 
grossest  injustice.  What  right  had 
we  to  debar  the  King  of  the  Nether- 
lands from  striving  to  regain  his  foot- 
ing in  the  dominions  given  him  by 
the  Congress  of  Vienna  ?  What  right 
had  we  to  compel  him  to  surrender 
his  old  frontier  fortress  of  Holland  to 
his  revolted  subjects,  and  abandon 
his  ancient  patrimony,  with  its  splen- 
did and  impregnable  fortress,  to  their 
revolutionary  grasp?  Evidently  none : 
the  act  was  a  piece  of  downright  op- 
pression, worthy  to  be  ranked  with 
the  partition  of  Poland.  Ireland  re- 
volts against  Great  Britain,  and  suc- 
ceeds, in  the  first  fury  of  the  insur- 
rection, in  driving  her  forces  out  of 
all  but  a  few  fortified  posts  in  that 
island.  A  mediation  of  the  other 
powers  in  Europe  takes  place,  and  in 
the  ^  course  of  it  they  declare,  that, 
besides  abandoning  all  claims  to  the 
sovereignty  of  that  country,  England 

VOL,  XXXI,  NO.  CXCII. 


must  surrender  to  its  rebellious  popu- 
lation Chatham  and  Portsmouth  ;  and 
that  the  first  shot  fired  at  the  Irish 
by  the  English,  to  avoid  these  gall- 
ing terms,  will  be  considered  as  a 
declaration  of  war  against  the  whole 
of  Europe.  What  would  every  man, 
having  a  spark  of  British  valour,  or 
a  drop  of  British  blood  in  his  veins, 
say  to  such  conditions  ?  Yet  this  is 
what  we  deliberately  exacted  of  the 
Dutch,  the  ancient  allies  and  faith- 
ful friends  of  Great  Britain  ! 

The  King  of  Holland  refused  to 
surrender  his  frontier  towns :  he  pre» 
ferred  the  chances  of  war  to  the  cer- 
tainty of  humiliation,  and  with  the 
spirit  of  the  illustrious  house  from 
which  he  sprung,  declared  he  would 
die  in  the  last  ditch  rather  than  aban- 
don them.  His  armies  took  the  field 
— the  revolutionary  rabble  of  Brus- 
sels, brought  out  from  the  shelter  of 
houses,  fled  at  the  first  onset :  two 
defeats,  unprecedented  for  their  dis- 
graceful circumstances,  dissipated 
the  fumes  of  the  Belgian  insurrec- 
tion. A  counter-revolt  was  just 
breaking  out  at  Ghent.  Brussels 
was  within  an  hour  of  falling  into 
the  hands  of  the  Dutch  forces :  the 
Belgian  question  was  about  to  be 
"  solved,"  by  the  restoration  of  the 
King  of  the  Netherlands  to  his  just 
rights,  amidst  the  universal  acclama- 
tions of  all  but  the  Jacobin  rabble, 
when  the  armies  of  France  and  the 
fleets  of  England  advanced  together 
to  support  the  forces  of  the  insur- 
rection, and  prevent  the  all  but  com- 
pleted triumph  of  justice,  fidelity, 
and  valour. 

That  was  the  fatal  step  which  has 
engendered  all  the  subsequent  diffi- 
culties, and  involved  our  rulers  in 
such  a  maze  of  folly.  Was  there  any 
thing  ever  like  guaranteeing  to  a  re- 
volutionary monarch  his  dominions, 
when  yet  smoking  out  of  the  furnace 
of  insurrection  ? — What  business, 
what  right,  had  we  to  guarantee  the 
throne  of  Belgium  to  Leopold  ?  Is 
this  the  system  of  non-intervention 
which  formed  one  of  the  pledges  of 
Ministers  when  they  came  into 
power  ?  It  is  evident  that  what  they 
call  non-intervention  is  all  on  one 
side;  it  means  never  interfering  in 
favour  of  a  sovereign  against  his  sub- 
jects, but  always  with  the  subjects 
against  a  sovereign. 

The  enormous  folly  of  guarantee- 
2  G 


The  Belgian  Question. 


458 

ing  to  Prince  Leopold  a  throne  so 
precarious  and  tottering  as  that  of 
Belgium,  can  never  be  sufficiently 
reprobated.  It  was  a  piece  of  posi- 
tive injustice  to  Holland;  because, 
while  we  declined  to  guarantee  to  the 
King  of  the  Netherlands  his  revolted 
Belgian  subjects,  we  had  no  sort  of 
difficulty  in  guaranteeing  his  revolted 
subjects  against  the  King  of  the  Ne- 
therlands. We  guaranteed  the  revo- 
lutionary, but  declined  to  guarantee 
the  legitimate  throne :  we  supported 
the  revolted  Belgians,  but  refused  to 
do  any  thing  in  favour  of  the  dispos- 
sessed Dutch.  And  this  is  called 
non-intervention,  and  holding  the 
balance  even  between  the  aristo- 
cratic and  democratic  divisions  of  the 
world ! 

What  we  should  have  done  in  these 
circumstances,  is  perfectly  obvious. 
We  had  refused,  and  rightly  refused, 
to  aid  the  King  of  the  Netherlands 
in  his  quarrel  with  his  Belgian  sub- 
jects; and  on  the  same  principle  we 
should  have  refused  to  aid  the  Bel- 
gian revolutionists  in  their  quarrel 
with  the  King  of  the  Netherlands. 
"  A  clear  stage  and  no  favour"  should 
have  been  our  principle.  We  should 
have  said  to  Leopold — "  Go,  if  you 
choose,  to  Belgium ;  make  what  you 
can  of  the  throne  of  the  barricades ; 
but  do  not  expect  us  to  aid  you 
against  our  ancient  ally,  or  give  that 
succour  to  menaced  democracy 
which  we  have  so  recently  refused 
to  endangered  royalty."  This  would 
really  have  been  non-intervention; 
this  would  have  been  acting  justly; 
this  would  have  kept  England  free 
from  embarrassments ;  and  this 
would,  long  ere  this,  have  extinguish- 
ed the  flame  which  threatens  to  in- 
volve the  world  in  its  conflagration. 
No  mortal  now  doubts  that  if  the 
Dutch  had  been  let  alone,  they  would, 
last  autumn,  have  easily  crushed  the 
Belgian  insurrection,  and  restored 
freedom,  order,  and  happiness  to 
the  beautiful  but  agonized  and  wi- 
thering provinces  of  Flanders. — 
What  paralysed  them  in  the  midst  of 
success,  and  stayed  the  uplifted  arm 
of  lawful  authority?  The  army  of 
Gerard  and  the  fleet  of  Codrington ; 
the  power  of  France  and  the  dread 
of  England ;  the  arms  of  a  revolu- 
tionary monarch,  and  the  fleets  of  an 
innovating  administration. 

We  looked,  and  looked  anxiously, 


[March, 


to  see  what  Lord  Grey  said  on  this 
subject,  and  how  he  attempted  to 
justify  so  gross  an  instance  of  revo- 
lutionary interference.  He  evaded 
the  difficulty ;  he  absolutely  said 
nothing  on  this  the  vital  point  in  the 
whole"  Belgian  question.  He  said 
that  Belgium  and  Holland  had  been 
four  months  separated,  and  it  was 
evident  they  could  not  be  again  uni- 
ted. "  It  was  evident  I" — This  is  an 
easy  way  of  defending  a  proposition 
which  is  utterly  indefensible,  and 
avoiding  an  objection  which  is  alto- 
gether insurmountable.  Is  the  se- 
paration of  every  country  evident, 
because  for  four  months  it  has  been 
in  a  state  of  revolt  ?  Has  Earl  Grey 
forgot  that  six  long  years  of  warfare, 
and  the  destruction  of  five  great  ar- 
maments had  taken  place  in  Greece, 
before  the  Allied  Powers  ventured 
on  the  doubtful  measure  of  defend- 
ing the  Christians  of  the  Moreafrom 
Egyptian  extermination  ?  Has  he 
forgot  that  France  recovered  its 
dominion  in  La  Vendee,  after  four 
bloody  campaigns,  and  the  exter- 
mination of  a  million  of  men  ?  If 
"four  months"  is  the  period  assigned 
for  recovering  dominion,  under  pain 
of  having  a  revolutionary  sovereign 
guaranteed  on  the  throne  of  the  re- 
volted province — why  was  not  this 
measure  of  justice  dealt  out  to  the 
Imperial  Autocrat  during  his  nine 
months'  campaign  against  Poland  ? 
Why  was  army  after  army  allowed 
to  be  precipitated  on  that  heroic 
land,  at  the  very  time  that  not  a 
soldier  was  allowed  to  advance  from 
Holland  into  Belgium  ?  Let  us  take 
care  that  this  principle  is  not  applied 
against  ourselves,  and  a  revolution- 
ary monarch  installed  on  the  throne 
of  Ireland,  because  "four  months 
have  elapsed,"  and  the  British  autho- 
rity is  not  re-established  in  that 
island.  Truly,  when  we  recollect 
the  long  and  faithful  alliance  of  Hol- 
land with  Great  Britain,  and  attend 
to  the  conduct  of  this  country  to- 
wards her  monarch  in  the  period  of 
his  misfortunes,  we  are  not  surprised 
that  the  Dutch  captains  have  resol- 
ved to  blow  up  their  vessels  rather 
than  strike  to  the  flag  of  England. 

It  is  evident,  therefore,  that  our 
conduct  towards  Holland  has  been 
utterly  inexcusable  ;  that  we  have, 
under  the  specious  name  of  preser- 
ving the  peace  of  Europe,  and  by  the 


1832.] 


The  Belgian  Question. 


aid  of  mistifying  protocols,  veiled 
an  act  of  downright  spoliation ;  and, 
with  the  words  of  freedom  and 
liberty  in  our  mouths,  engaged  in  a 
system  of  revolutionary  aggression 
and  despotic  partition.  History  will 
class  this  flagrant  oppression  towards 
the  King  of  the  Netherlands,  with 
the  strangulation  of  Venice  and  the 
partition  of  Poland,  and  declare  that 
the  rise  of  tempestuous  democracy 
in  England  has  been  attended  with  an 
instance  of  national  vacillation,  and 
an  exertion  of  despotic  ambition,  un- 
paralleled in  the  long  period  of  its 
tranquillity  and  freedom. 

III.— The  fatal  step  of  interfering 
between  the  King  of  the  Netherlands 
and  his  rebellious  subjects,  and 
guaranteeing  to  the  latter  the  revo- 
lutionary throne  which  they  had 
erected  on  the  foundation  of  the 
barricades,  explains  at  once  the 
otherwise  inexplicable  act  of  aban- 
doning the  barrier  of  Wellington  and 
Marlborough  against  France.  It  was 
no  doubt  an  object  to  establish  a  re- 
volutionary monarch  in  Belgium  ; 
but  it  was  a  still  greater  object  to 
preserve  the  good-will  of  France — 
the  great  focus  and  centre  of  repub- 
lican propagandism.  But  the  eleva- 
tion of  a  Prince,  with  British  feelings 
and  a  British  connexion,  to  the  throne 
of  Belgium,  necessarily  gave  um- 
brage to  French  ambition,  and  might 
possibly  threaten  the  ultimate  acqui- 
sition of  the  Low  Countries  by  that 
ambitious  power.  Something,  there- 
fore, required  to  be  done  to  calm  the 
effervescence  of  the  Palais  Royal- 
something  to  heal  the  wounded  pride 
of  the  heroes  of  the  barricades — 
something  to  give  an  earnest  that 
the  march  of  Dumourier  to  Brussels 
might  again  be  renewed ;  and  Ant- 
werp again  become  the  pivot  of  in- 
vasion and  aggression  on  this  coun- 
try. To  accomplish  these  objects, 
the  barrier  fortresses  were  sacrifi- 
ced ;  the  fruit  of  the  battle  of  Water- 
loo abandoned ;  and  Belgium  for 
ever  rendered  a  revolutionary  power, 
by  throwing  down  the  gates  between 
it  and  republican  France.  With 
truth  does  the  Constitutionnel  declare, 
that  this  single  act  has  "  inverted  the 
relative  position  of  Flanders  to  France 
and  the  Allied  Powers;  instead  of 
being  the  advanced  post  of  Europe 
against  France,  it  has  become  the 
advanced  post  of  France  against 
Europe." 


459 

We  again  repeat  that  we  do  not 
accuse  Ministers  of  an  intention  to 
sacrifice  the  interests  of  Great  Bri- 
tain in  this  unparalleled  proceeding. 
What  we  say  is,  that  their  under- 
standings have  become  so  warped  by 
opposition  to  their  political  oppo- 
nents, that  they  are  incapable  of  per- 
ceiving the  consequences  of  their 
actions ;  and  that  they  have  wound 
up  their  political  existence  so  com- 
pletely with  the  cause  of  revolution 
abroad  and  innovation  at  home,  that 
they  are  unable  to  extricate  them- 
selves from  the  perilous  torrent.-— 
We  have  no  doubt  that  Talleyrand 
clearly  perceives  the  consequences 
of  all  these  measures,  and  we  honour 
him  as  a  true  patriot  for  doing  what 
he  has  done.  It  was  as  much  his 
duty  to  urge,  by  diplomatic  art,  and 
the  specious  guise  of  a  new  era  in 
human  affairs,  the  demolition  of  the 
fortresses,  as  it  was  Wellington's 
duty  by  military  force  to  compel 
their  formation.  What  we  reprobate 
is  the  fumes  of  democracy  and  the 
spirit  of  faction  which  blind  and  in- 
fatuate the  human  mind,  and  make 
men  adopt  measures  for  the  further- 
ance of  particular  interests,  or  the 
support  of  long  cherished  ideas, 
fraught  with  lasting  disaster,  benefi- 
cial only  to  their  enemies,  and  which 
their  own  judgment,  if  applied  im- 
partially to  the  subject,  would  be  the 
first  to  condemn. 

Let  not  the  illusion  be  cherished, 
that  because  Leopold  once  was  inti- 
mately connected,  and  long  has  resi- 
ded in  this  country,  therefore  by 
placing  him  on  the  throne,  we  esta- 
blish British  influence  in  that  impor- 
tant kingdom,  and  can  afford  to  de- 
stroy the  fortresses  from  the  ascend- 
ency we  have  acquired  over  the  go- 
vernment. It  is  not  past  recollec- 
tions, but  future  expectations  or  pre- 
sent necessities,  which  govern  man- 
kind. By  placing  Leopold  on  the 
throne  of  Belgium,  with  the  French 
armies  within  three  days'  march  of 
Brussels,  and  an  open  road  unguard- 
ed by  fortresses  between  them,  we 
necessarily  threw  him  into  the  arms 
of  that  power.  Whether  he  forgets 
the  Princess  Charlotte  in  the  arms  of 
a  Princess  of  France  or  not,  certain 
it  is,  that  he  will  abandon  English 
interest  in  the  necessity  of  maintain- 
ing French  connexion.  What  can  the 
fleets  or  the  money  of  England  do 
to  protect  his  open  and  unfortified 


460 

frontiers  from  Marshal  Soult,  at  the 
head  of  100,000  French  soldiers  ?  Is 
it  to  be  expected  that  he,  a  revolu- 
tionary monarch,  is  to  league  himself 
with  Austria,  Holland,  Prussia,  and 
Russia,  the  heads  of  the  aristocratic 
party,  to  resist  the  aggressions  of  re- 
publican France  ?  As  well  may  the 
lion  be  expected  to  lie  down  with 
the  kid,  or  the  wolf  with  the  lamb. 
It  is  obvious,  therefore,  that  Leopold 
is  permanently  and  unavoidably  made 
a  revolutionary  power;  he  lives  and 
breathes  only  in  a  revolutionary  at- 
mosphere, and  the  moment  that  the 
principles  of  democracy  are  over- 
turned in  France,  he  falls,  as  a  ne- 
cessary appendage,  to  the  ground. 
The  interest,  therefore,  the  existence 
of  the  present  government  of  Bel- 
gium, is  indissolubly  wound  up  with 
the  continuance  of  the  revolutionary 
regime,  and  the  ascendency  of  the 
power  of  France,  the  chief  fountain 
of  revolutionary  propagandism,  in  the 
country  which  has  always  been  the 
grand  theatre  of  the  contests  of  Bri- 
tain for  European  independence;  and 
we,  the  ancient  bulwark  of  order  and 
freedom,  have  bound  ourselves  to 
guarantee  his  throne  of  the  barri- 
cades on  the  fields  illustrated  by  the 
exploits  of  Marlborough,  and  within 
sight  of  the  Lion  of  Waterloo ! 

IV.  But  this  is  not  all ;  new,  and 
to  this  country  equally  galling  con- 
sequences, have  resulted  from  this 
separation  of  Holland  from  Belgium, 
which  we  actually  produced,  by  pre- 
venting their  reunion  when  the 
Dutch  monarch  was  on  the  point  of 
effecting  it.  This  involves  the  ques- 
tion of  the  Russian  Dutch  Loan,  the 
most  palpable  and  evident,  though 
by  no  means  the  most  serious,  error 
committed  by  the  innovating  admi- 
nistration. 

To  understand  this  subject,  it  is 
only  necessary  to  recollect,  that  in 
1815,  on  occasion  of  the  establish- 
ment of  the  kingdom  of  the  Nether- 
lands, a  "loan  of  50,000,000  of  gilders, 
or  L.5,000,000  sterling,  due  by  Russia 
to  Holland,  was  undertaken  by  the 
King  of  the  Netherlands  and  Great 
Britain.  The  purpose  of  this  en- 

fagement  was  to  secure  the  power- 
ul  aid  of  Russia  in  upholding  the 
new  kingdom  of  the  Netherlands 
and  the  barrier  fortresses  against 
France,  and  accordingly  a  part  of  the 
consideration  which  she  gave  for  the 
bond,  was  discharged  in  the  large 


The  Belgian  Question. 


[March, 


force  which  she  retained  in  the  Ne- 
therlands from  1815  to  1819. 

As  this  was  the  object  of  the  treaty, 
it  was  obvious  that  the  purpose  for 
which  it  was  destined,  would  be  en- 
tirely at  an  end  if  Belgium  were  se- 
parated from  Holland.  It  contained, 
therefore,  an  express  clause  libera- 
ting England  in  the  event  of  such  a 
separation  taking  place.  The  words 
are,  "  It  is  hereby  understood  and 
agreed  between  the  high  contracting 
parties,  that  the  said  payments  on 
the  part  of  their  majesties  the  King 
of  the  Netherlands  and  the  King  of 
Great  Britain,  shall  cease  and  deter- 
mine, should  the  possession  and  so- 
vereignty (which  God  forbid)  of  the 
Belgic  provinces,  at  any  time,  pass, 
or  be  severed  from  the  dominions  of 
his  majesty  the  King  of  the  Nether- 
lands, previous  to  the  complete  li- 
quidation of  the  same." 

Nothing  could  be  more  express 
than  this  clause.    It  declares  the  ob- 
ligation of  England  at  an  end,  if 
Flanders  should  ever  be  separated 
from  Holland.   When  the  separation 
took  place,  therefore,  not  only  with 
our  full  knowledge,  but  by  our  active 
interference;  when  we  had  guaranteed 
to  Leopold  his  revolutionary  throne, 
and  sent  our  fleet,  in  conjunction  with 
the  armies  of  France,  for  his  defence, 
the  condition  suspensive  of  the  ob- 
ligation had  occurred.     The  Dutch 
government  accordingly  viewed  the 
matter  in  that  light;  for  as  soon  as  the 
separation  took  place,  they  ceased  to 
make  any  farther  payments  on  ac- 
count of  "the  loan.     It  is  clear  Eng- 
land was  entitled  to  have  done  the 
same.  But  this  would  probably  have 
embroiled  Ministers  with   Russia; 
or  the  discussion  of  the  subject  in 
Parliament  might  have  led  to  awk- 
ward disclosures  during  the  trans- 
ports of  new-born  Reform.  To  avoid 
these  evils,  Government  neither  laid 
the  difficulty  before  Parliament,  nor 
stopped  payment  of  the  dividends  on 
the  bonds,  in  terms  of  the  conditions, 
but  went  on  paying  them,  as  if  the 
contemplated  separation  had  never 
taken   place,  and   the   Netherlands 
had  still  formed  a  compact  and  united 
barrier  against  France.      And  this 
was  done,  when  so  far  from  having 
done  any  thing  to  prevent  the  sepa- 
ration  of  the  Netherlands,  "  we  had 
been,"  as  the    Times  expresses  it, 
"  from  the  very  first,  the  most  stre- 
nuous advocates  for  the  settlement 


1832.] 


The  Belgian  Question. 


461 


of  the  Belgium  question,  on  the  foot- 
ing of  a  complete  divorce"*  Indeed, 
Government  themselves  are  so  far 
from  attempting  to  disguise,  that  they 
glory  in  the  share  we  had  in  effect- 
ing the  separation  of  Holland  and 
Belgium.  "  What  has  England  done  ?" 
says  the  Solicitor- General,!  on  the 
debate  on  this  question.  "  Had  she 
not  interfered?  She  had  assisted  to 
accomplish  the  separation.  Eng- 
land had  been  accessory  to  the  sepa- 
ration, and  it  was  not  in  good  faith 
to  say  that  a  separation  which  had 
been  in  a  manner  CAUSED  BY  HER- 
SELF, should  have  been  taken  ad- 
vantage of  to  avoid  the  payment" 

It  is  needless  to  say  any  thing  on 
the  legal  question,  as  to  whether  the 
condition  suspensive  of  the  bond 
had  occurred.  The  greatest  legal 
authorities  of  England,  Lord  Eldon, 
Sir  E.  Sugden,  Sir  James  Scarlett, 
are  unanimous  that  it  had.  There  is 
an  end  therefore  of  the  legal  ques- 
tion. 

But  it  is  said  that,  though  free  in 
law,  we  were  bound  in  honour  and 
equity ;  and  we  at  once  admit  that  a 
debt  of  honour  must  be  paid.  But 
why  is  it  said  by  Lord  Brougham 
that  it  was  a  debt  which  England  was 
bound  in  honour  to  discharge  ?  Be- 
cause Russia  had  done  nothing  to 
produce  the  separation  of  Holland 
and  Belgium,  and  therefore  could 
not  be  fairly  implicated  in  the  conse- 
quences of  a  proceeding  to  which 
she  had  not  been  accessory. 

But  observe  what  this  argument 
implies  as  to  the  objects  of  the  bond. 
It  admits  that  the  object  of  the  un- 
dertaking by  England  was  to  interest 
Russia  in  the  preservation  of  the 
United  Kingdom  of  the  Netherlands, 
and  yet  we  were  avowedly  the  par- 
ties who  broke  it  up.  We  first  un- 
dertake a  debt  of  L.5,000,000,  in  order 
to  secure  the  consolidation  of  a  king- 
dom ;  we  then  become  "  the  most 
strenuous  advocates"  for,  and  chief 
instruments  in  effecting,  its  disloca- 
tion ;  and  then  we  go  on  paying  the 
debt  which  was  contracted  to  per- 
petuate and  ensure  its  consolidation, 
in  the  face  of  a  condition  which  pro- 
vided for  its  cessation  on  that  event. 

This  appears  to  us  to  be  by  far  the 
strongest  view  of  the  question  of  the 


Russian  Dutch  Loan  which  can  be 
urged.  It  drives  Ministers  into  a 
dilemma  from  which  it  is  impossible 
to  escape.  If  they  were  right  in  for- 
warding, by  every  means  in  their 
power,  the  separation  of  Holland  and 
Belgium,  they  were  clearly  wrong 
in  continuing  payment  of  the  public 
money  on  account  of  the  loan  ;  if 
they  were  right  in  continuing  the 
payment  of  the  loan,  they  were  as 
clearly  wrong  in  the  previous  mea- 
sures which  led  to  the  separation. 
But  first  to  urge  on  the  separation, 
and  hinder  the  reunion,  and  then 
continue  the  payment  which  their 
own  act  had  caused  to  cease  being 
obligatory,  is  a  concatenation  of  ab- 
surdity rarely  paralleled  in  the  an- 
nals of  diplomacy. 

According  to  Lord  Brougham's  ar- 
guments, we  should  be  bound  to  con- 
tinue the  payment  though  the  Ne- 
therlands were  united  to  France  by 
voluntary  union;  "because,"  says  he, 
"  it  was  external  conquest,  not  inter- 
nal dislocation,  which  was  the  suspen- 
sive condition."  That  is,  we  should 
be  bound  to  continue  a  conditional 
payment,  intended  to  prevent  an 
event,  when  the  very  event  meant  to 
be  guarded  against  has  occurred. 
Nothing  more  decisive  to  shew  the 
absurdity  of  the  proceeding  can  be 
imagined. 

We  do  not  so  much  blame  Ministers 
for  continuing  the  payments  that 
should  have  been  done  by  Parliament- 
ary authority,  as  for  other  parts  of 
the  transaction ;  the  omission  of  that 
which  could  be  supplied  by  a  bill  of 
indemnity,  is  a  matter  of  compara- 
tively little  importance.  What  we 
charge  them  with  is,  the  enormous 
error  of  having  promoted,  by  such 
decisive  means  as  they  did,  the  sepa- 
ration of  Holland  and  Belgium,  in 
the  face  of  the  clear  interests  of  Eng- 
land, and  in  the  knowledge  of  the 
heavy  burdens  which  they  now  hold 
out  as  irremovable,  which  the  nation 
had  undertaken,  in  order  to  secure 
their  union.  That  is  the  fatal  error  ; 
the  error  which  is  now  irremediable, 
which  has  lost  to  Great  Britain  the 
whole  fruit  of  the  battle  of  Water- 
loo, and  complicated  its  foreign  di- 
plomacy in  a  way  which  no  human 
wisdom  will  be  able  to  unravel. 


Times,  Feb.  4,  1832. 


Debate,  Thursday,  26th  Jan.  1832. 


462 


The  Belgian  Question* 


[March, 


The  Ministerial   Journals,    more 
candid  than    their  superiors,   have 
revealed  the  real  reason  of  this  ex- 
traordinary proceeding.   They  say  it 
was  necessary  to  keep  Russia  quiet 
— that  a  refusal  to  pay  the  dividends 
would  have  embroiled  us  with  that 
power,  and  that  therefore  it  was  ex- 
pedient to  continue  the  payment,  in 
order  to  prevent  that  great  power 
from  openly  espousing  the  cause  of 
Holland.     In  other  words,  this  vo- 
luntary and  gratuitous  undertaking 
of  the  bond,  after  it  had  ceased  to 
be  obligatory,  was  a  bribe  to  Russia 
to  wink  at  our  forcibly  preventing 
the  King  of  the  Netherlands  from  re- 
gaining his  authority  over  Belgium, 
and  for  preserving  a  revolutionary 
throne  in  that  kingdom,  to  the  im- 
minent hazard    of  European  inde- 
pendence ;  that  is,  for  the  pleasure  of 
establishing  the  throne  of  the  barri- 
cades in  the  Netherlands,  and  opening 
the  gates  of  that  country  to  France, 
we  are,  besides  throwing  down  the 
barrier  fortresses,  to  pay  five  mil- 
lions  sterling.    One  would  hardly 
imagine,    from    these   proceedings, 
that  England  has  seven  hundred  mil- 
lions of  debt,  and  has  an  income  of 
L.700,000  a-year  less  than  her  ordi- 
nary expenditure. 

It  is  urged  for  Ministers,  that  if  we 
had  not  interfered  to  arrest  the  King 
of  Holland  when  about  to  vanquish 
the  Belgians,  the  inevitable  conse- 
quence would  have  been,  that  the 
newly-erected  kingdom  would  have 
been  subdued,  and  that  instantly 
France  would  have  poured  in  her  ar- 
mies, and  the  peace  of  Europe  would 
have  been  destroyed.  We  have  no 
doubt  that  the  French  would  have 
done  this,  knowing,  as  they  did,  that 
a  Reforming  Administration,  who 
had  adopted  their  visionary  ideas  of 
freedom,  was  at  the  head  of  affairs 
in  this  country.  But  would  they 
have  done  it,  if  Pitt  or  Wellington 
had  been  at  the  helm  ?  Would  they 
have  ventured  to  beard  Europe  in 
arms,  if  England  had  been  at  its  pro- 
per place  in  the  van  of  independ- 
ence and  freedom,  instead  of  sink- 
ing into  the  second  line  behind  the 
throne  of  the  barricades  ?  It  was  the 
alliance  with  England — the  know- 
ledge that  we  had  guaranteed  the 
throne  of  Belgium  to  Leopold  as  well 
as  them,  which  rendered  the  French 


BO  valiant.  Had  we  acted  otherwise, 
they  would  never  have  stirred  from 
Valenciennes.  The  Austrians  beard- 
ed them  in  Italy — the  boasts  of  de- 
mocracy came  to  nothing,  and  the 
march  of  revolution  was  speedily 
checked  to  the  south  of  the  Alps. 

The  original  sin  of  our  Belgian  in- 
terference has  been  that  insane  sys- 
tem of  conceding  to  the  populace, 
which  lighted  Bristol  with  the  fires 
of  conflagration,  and  promises,  ere 
long,  to  involve  the  world  in  its 
flames.  No  revolutionary  danger  was 
ever  yet  averted  by  concession  to  the 
demands  of  democracy,  any  more 
than  any  mob  was  dispersed  by  fly- 
ing from  its  approach.  We  have  seen 
what  the  system  of  concession  led  to 
at  Bristol ;  and  the  conduct  of  Go- 
vernment, in  regard  to  Belgium,  ap- 
pears to  have  been  founded  on  the 
same  principles — "  Concede  every 
thing  to  the  Belgian  and  Parisian  mobs 
— avoid  every  thing  which  can  irritate 
them — dismantle  the  fortresses,  to 
keep  them  in  good  humour."  These 
are  the  principles  on  which  we  have 
acted.  The  sending  the  14th  Dra- 
goons out  of  the  burning  city,  is  not 
without  a  parallel  in  sending  the 
fortresses  out  of  the  burning  conti- 
nent. 

What  we  should  have  done  in  this 
crisis  is  sufficiently  plain.  We  should 
really  have  followed  out  the  system 
of  non-interference :  we  should  have 
done  nothing  either  to  restore  Charles 
to  the  throne  of  France,  or  the  King 
of  the  Netherlands  to  that  of  Bel- 
gium ;  but  we^should  have  done  as 
little  to  prevent them  from  endeavour- 
ing to  regain  them.  We  should  have 
allowed  the  Belgians  to  choose  what 
Sovereign  they  liked,  or  adopt  what 
form  of  government  they  preferred, 
on  the  condition  only,  that  Belgium 
was  to  be  part  of  the  Germanic  Con- 
federation, and  its  fortresses  intrust- 
ed to  the  surveillance  of  the  Allied 
Powers,  and  that  they  were  to  fight 
it  out,  without  foreign  aid,  with  their 
ancient  Sovereign.  We  were  enti- 
tled to  demand  this,  because  their 
fortresses,  though  locally  situated  in 
Belgium,  were,  in  fact,  the  common 
property  of  the  Allied  Powers,  and 
the  barrier,  not  of  Belgium,  but  of 
Europe.  Had  we  done  this,  we  would 
have  preserved  our  good  faith  invio- 
late to  our  ancient  allies  j  we  would 


1832.] 


The  Belgian  Question. 


have  given  no  just  cause  of  com- 
plaint to  Holland,*  we  would  have 
been  embarrassed  by  no  guarantee 
to  revolutionary  powers ;  we  would 
have  preserved  the  important  bar- 
rier in^the  Netherlands;  we  would 
have  permitted  the  King  of  Holland 
to  solve  the  Belgian  question,  by  ex- 
tirpating, amidst  the  applause  of  all 
men  of  sense  in  the  country,  the 
fumes  of  Brussels  jacobinism ;  and 
France,  deprived  of  this  advanced 
post  of  revolution,  would  have  cea- 
sed to  be  formidable  to  Europe.  We 
should  have  told  that  power,  in  con- 
junction with  Russia,  Prussia,  and 
Austria,  that  we  would  allow  no  in- 
terference by  them  in  favour  of  the 
Flemish  insurrection,  and  that  the 
first  squadron  of  horse  which  crossed 
the  Belgian  frontier  should  be  the 
signal  for  300,000  men  crossing  the 
Rhine.  This  would  have  been  non- 
intervention on  both  sides ;  whereas 
the  present  system  has  forced  us  in- 
to violent  interference  in  favour  of 
the  revolutionary  power,  and  expo- 
sed us  to  the  peril  of  a  war,  against 
alike  all  our  former  allies,  and  the 
real  interests  of  the  country,  whe- 
ther they  are  to  be  under  republican 
or  monarchical  guidance. 

V. — This  brings  us  to  the  last  step 
in  this  concatenation  of  incapacity 
and  blindness — the  signature  of  the 
late  treaty  by  France,  England,  and 
Belgium,  in  effect  guaranteeing  the 
revolutionary  throne  to  Leopold,  and 
binding  us  to  uphold  that  tottering 
and  vacillating  revolutionary  mo- 
narch, against  the  united  force  of  all 
the  rest  of  the  continent.  This  treaty 
is  at  present  only  signed  by  three 
powers ;  the  ratification  of  the  others 
has  not  yet  arrived,  and  probably 
never  will.  But  be  that  as  it  may, 
England,  without  its  Allies,  has  cross- 
ed the  Rubicon,  and  we  are  irrevo- 
cably pledged  to  the  support  of  two 
revolutionary  thrones. 

We  do  not  hesitate  to  say,  that  the 
-signature  of  this  treaty  is  the  most 
rash  and  fatal  act  of  the  present  Ad- 
ministration, teeming  as  it  does  with 
imprudent  and  perilous  proceedings. 
For  who  can  repeal  a  signed  treaty  ? 
An  Act  of  Parliament  may  be  repeal- 
ed; a  faulty  constitution  may  be 
amended ;  but  a  treaty  of  guarantee 
cannot  be  got  quit  of  without  a  vio- 
lation of  public  faith.  Its  conse- 


463 

quences  must  be,  to  the  last  degree* 
disastrous;  and  that  equally  whether 
the  other  powers  do  or  do  not  ratify 
the  treaty. 

If  they  do  not  ratify,  the  powers 
which  have  plunged  into  the  torrent, 
must  bear  the  weight  of  all  Europe. 
We  know  what  that  is ;  we  felt  it  in 
the  war  with  Napoleon ;  we  are  now 
groaning  under  its  effects.  And  this 
terrible  burden  is  now  to  be  under- 
taken a  second  time,  to  uphold  a  re- 
volutionary throne;  to  keep  the 
eagles  of  France  in  the  Low  Coun- 
tries ;  to  undo  all  that  Marlborough, 
and  Nelson,  and  Wellington  have 
done;  to  overturn  the  balance  of 
power,  and  prepare  the  second  sub- 
jugation of  the  continent  by  repub- 
lican armies. 

If  they  do  ratify  it,  we  have  the 
satisfaction  of  having  completed  the 
spoliation  of  our  ancient  ally ;  of  ha- 
ving permanently  fixed  French  as- 
cendency and  republican  principles 
in  the  Low  Countries ;  of  having  in 
effect  advanced  the  tricolor  flag  to 
Mayence  and  Antwerp ;  of  having 
restored  to  France  the  mighty  lever 
by  which  she  shook  and  desolated 
the  world  under  Napoleon,  and  im- 
posed upon  posterity  the  necessity 
of  undertaking  a  long  and  hazardous 
war,  to  regain  what  their  ancestors 
had  bravely  won,  and  their  rulers  in 
a  moment  of  infatuation  had  aban- 
doned. 

And  these  disasters  are  the  natural 
consequences,  and  will  be  the  just 
retribution,  -of  the  innovating  and 
revolutionary  passions  which  have 
seized  upon  the  nation  within  the 
last  fifteen  months. 

The  spirit  of  Propagandism  is  the 
accompaniment  in  every  age  of  the 
revolutionary  fury,  and  is  the  excess 
which  Providence  has  appointed  to 
lead  to  its  destruction.  A  free  state 
does  not  disquiet  itself  about  its 
neighbours :  Switzerland,  Holland, 
and  England,  reposed  for  centuries 
without  seeking  to  revolutionize  or 
disturb  any  of  their  neighbours.  But 
it  is  otherwise  with  the  revolution- 
ary passion.  It  ever  seeks  for  pro- 
selytes, and  strives  to  prop  up  its 
internal  weakness  by  an  array  of  si- 
milar passions  in  all  the  adjoining 
states.  Republican  France  began  the 
system  of  surrounding  itself  with 
affiliated  republics,  and  the  system 


464 


The  Belgian  Question. 


[March, 


destroyed  first  its  liberties,  and  then 
its  independence.  We  have  rushed 
into  the  same  system  ;  we  must  have 
a  little  advanced  work  of  innovation 
on  the  continent  of  Europe,  in  imi- 
tation of  the  great  parent  of  demo- 
cracy, and  our  madness  will  bring 
upon  the  nation  the  same  punish- 
ment. 

It  has  been  observed  in  the  outset 
of  this  paper,  that  to  support  Bel- 
gium against  France,  and  Poland 
against  Russia,  is  the  obvious  policy 
of  all  the  European  states ;  because 
it  is  from  these  great  potentates  that 
the  chief  danger  to  their  liberties  is 
to  be  apprehended.  By  our  infatua- 
ted policy,  we  have  contrived  at  the 
same  time  to  increase  both  these  dan- 
gers ;  we  have  opened  Flanders  to 
France  at  the  very  moment  that  the 
payment  we  took  upon  ourselves  to 
Russia  enabled  it  to  break  down  the 
independence  of  Poland.  Thus  this 
fatal  step,  of  establishing  a  revolu- 
tionary throne  in  Belgium,  promises 
to  be  equally  ruinous  to  the  liberties 
of  eastern  and  western  Europe;  it 
has  already  enabled  Paskewitsch  to 
renew  the  triumph  of  Suwarrow  at 
Warsaw,  and  it  has  gained  for  France 
all  the  advantages  of  the  march  of 
Dumourier  to  Brussels. 

We  tell  the  people  of  England,  and 
they  will  perhaps  remember  our 
warning  voice  when  the  period  of 
retribution  arrives,  that  they  will 
suffer,  and  suffer  deeply,  for  this 
desertion  of  national  duty,  and  this 
violation  of  public  right.  Europe 
will  not  forget  that  we  strove  to 
bully  second-rate  powers  into  a  sus- 
pension of  all  efforts  to  regain  their 
dominions,  and  a  surrender  of  their 
ancient  possessions  to  their  rebel- 
lious subjects,  at  the  very  time  that 
we  said  nothing  in  favour  of  an  he- 
roic race  striving  to  regain  their  lost 
independence  on  the  shores  of  the 
Vistula;  that  we  aided  the  cause  of 
rebellion  when  we  had  nothing  to 
urge  in  favour  of  that  of  independ- 
ence, and  gave  to  those  who  had, 
without  a  shadow  of  reason,  violated 
their  duty  towards  their  sovereign, 
that  which  we  refused  to  those  who 
had  nobly  stood  in  adversity  by  their 
prostrated  country.  She  will  not 
forget  that,  amidst  the  fumes  of  inno- 
vation, we  forgot  all  the  honour  of 


treaties,  and  all  the  gratitude  due  to 
past  services  ;  that  we  turned  fierce- 
ly on  our  Allies  who  implored  our 
assistance  in  the  hour  of  trial,  and 
to  gain  the  applause  of  a  fickle  and 
despicable  revolutionary  mob,  for- 
got alike  all  the  examples  of  past 
glory  and  all  the  anticipations  of  fu- 
ture renown.  The  consequence  of 
the  sins  of  individuals  fall  upon 
themselves  alone,  and  their  imme- 
diate connexions:  the  punishment 
of  national  delinquencies  falls  on 
whole  races  of  men,  and  is  visited 
on  the  third  and  fourth  generation 
of  those  who  have  violated  their 
duty.  Already  we  begin  to  feel  the 
punishment  of  our  national  offences, 
in  the  consequences  to  which  they 
lead  at  home,  and  the  contempt 
which  they  engender  abroad.  A  new 
and  burdensome  tax,  it  is  said,  will 
be  laid  on  the  nation  as  the  first  fruit 
and  first  recompense  of  its  revolu- 
tionary passions ;  the  rich  will  be 
restrained  in  their  enjoyments,  the 
poor  stinted  in  their  subsistence,  in 
consequence  of  the  perilous  and 
guilty  desires  which  they  have  con- 
curred in  indulging.  Already  the 
character  of  an  Englishman,  once 
the  object  of  universal  esteem,  has 
shared  in  every  European  state  in 
the  odium  consequent  upon  the  pro- 
ceedings of  its  government ;  and  the 
national  reputation,  once  the  polar 
star  of  honour  and  fidelity,  has  been 
darkened  by  the  vacillation  and  in- 
capacity of  democratic  ascendency. 
But  let  us  not  flatter  ourselves  that 
our  punishment  is  to  stop  here,  or 
the  character  and  independence  of 
England  to  emerge  unharmed  from 
a  crisis  so  perilous  to  its  fate.  Long 
and  costly  wars  must  be  undertaken 
to  reconquer  the  barrier  which  has 
been  abandoned  ;  national  disaster 
and  humiliation  incurred  to  expiate 
the  sins  which  have  been  commit- 
ted 5  torrents  of  blood  shed  to  re- 
gain the  character  which  has  been 
lost.  Happy  if,  in  this  chaos  of  de- 
mocratic passion,  the  national  inde- 
pendence and  freedom  is  not  de- 
stroyed, and  we  emerge  from  the 
revolutionary  furnace  without,  as  in 
ancient  Rome,  having  lost  our  liber- 
ties ;  or,  as  in  modern  Venice,  sacri- 
ficed our  independence. 


1832.] 


What  caused  tlie  Bristol  Riots  $ 


'4G5 


WHAT  CAUSED  THE  BRISTOL  RIOTS  { 


THERE  is  not  a  city,  town,  village, 
or  hamlet,  in  the  King's  dominions, 
where,  if  restraint  of  the  law  were 
removed,  the  mob  would  not  rise 
upon  their  superiors.  That  this  was 
always  the  case,  we  are  not  called 
upon  to  assert ;  that  it  is  so  now  is  an 
evil  sufficient  for  our  day.  The  hope 
of  immediate  emancipation  from  pe- 
nury or  toil,  of  immediately  revelling 
in  all  "  good  things,"  of  turning  over 
at  once  to  their  grasp  and  possession 
the  wealth  that  in  civilized  societies 
makes  its  daily  display  before  the 
eyes  of  the  needy,  springs  up  in  for- 
midable excitement  upon  the  least 
relaxation  of  those  "  bonds  of  peace," 
the  checks  of  religion  and  law. 
Quench  the  love  "  which  envieth 
not,"  and  set  aside  fear,  the  sword 
of  the  law,  and  the  state  of  social 
order  is  in  instant  disruption. 

We  say  thus  much  by  way  of  pre- 
face to  an  investigation  into  the 
causes  of  the  Bristol  riots,  because 
we  would  vindicate  at  least  the  po- 
pulace of  that  city  from  the  necessity 
of  their  bearing  the  whole  of  the 
odium,  which,  we  believe,  they  are 
entitled  to  but  in  common  with  every 
other  populace,  equally  liable,  like 
them,  by  incessant  agitation,  to  be 
driven  and  ^maddened  into  outrage. 
Whoever  may  bear  the  punishment, 
theirs  be  the  shame  through  whom 
such  offences  come.  We  think  we 
shall  be  able  to  prove  that  in  Bristol, 
more  than  in  any  other  place,  the 
democratical  fury  has  been  let  loose. 
Its  demagogues  and  its  press  have 
taken  a  more  active  part  in  revolu- 
tionary excitement — have  been  inde- 
fatigable in  throwing  contempt  on  its 
local  authorities — in  uprooting  re- 
spect for  superiors,  and  veneration 
for  its  religious  institutions.  They 
have  followed  this  their  unhallowed 
vocation,  unhappily,  under  the  ban- 
ners of  pretended  loyalty,  and  with 
the  sanction  of  his  Majesty's  Minis- 
ters. They  have  had  all  the  advan- 
tage of  the  general  relaxation  of  re- 
straint, the  contempt  and  defiance  of 
law,  and  of  the  removal  of  the  fear 
of  punishment;  and  the  mob,  with 
all  their  inflammable  passions,  were 
at  their  mercy,  the  very  slaves  of  the 
tyrant  master-magicians,  and  demons 
of  The  Lamp.  We  say,  without  fear 


of  contradiction  from  any  man   of 
common  sense  or  common  integrity, 
that  this  connexion  between  the  de- 
magogues and  Government,  and  the 
unconstitutionally  allowed  free  use  of 
the  King's  name,  gave  an  authority 
to  the  wildest  schemes  of  democratic 
ambition,  an  unnatural  sanction  to 
the    most  atrocious    slanders,    and 
threw  over  conservative  principles 
the   semblance   of  rebellion.      The 
mob  therefore,  flatteringly  called  the 
People,  had  much  reason  to  believe 
that  in    seeking    their    "  withheld 
rights"  even  by  outrage  in  the  King's 
name,  they  would  be  loyal  and  pa- 
triotic ;  that  in  a  revolutionary  strug- 
gle, they  might  obtain  much  if  it  suc- 
ceeded— if  it  did  not,  that  they  had  a 
lenient  Government  who  would  not 
punish  them  as  rebels  or  plunder- 
ers.    We  only  say,  they,  "as  a  mob, 
had  reason  to  believe  this;  we  say 
not  the  Government  intended  they 
should  quite  reach  such  a  conclusion. 
But  there  were  facts  before  the  eyes 
of   the   people,   plain   and    legible 
enough,  and,  as  they  read  them,  it  is 
not  to  be  wondered  if  they  made 
their  own  comments.  They  had  seen 
Commissions  appointed  for  Incen- 
diarism, and  culprits  unpunished ; 
and  thereby  an  odium  thrown  on  the 
judges  of  the  land.     They  had  been 
told  the  press  was  more  powerful 
than  the  King's  judges,  demanded 
and  would  obtain  pardon — and  they 
saw  it  was  so.     They  knew  the  riots 
and  burnings  at  Derby,  Nottingham, 
and  Dorchester,  had  been  left  without 
the  notice  of  Government,  and  con- 
sidered the  Ministry  had  gained  a 
triumph  over  a  boroughmonger  no- 
bleman.    They  had  seen  the  life  of 
another  nobleman  attempted,  and  the 
reforming  ruffians   in  ecstasy,  and 
but  small  attempt  to  stop  such  out- 
rages. They  had  seen  O'Connell,the 
arch-fiend  of  agitation,  escape  from 
the  net  of  the  law,  and  rustle  his  silk 
gown  in  swaggering  insolence,  and 
fling  from  every  fold  the  boasted 
praises  of  the  Prime  Minister.  When 
they  had  thought  to  see  him  in  unre- 
deemable disgrace,  they  see  him  rise 
in  the  grandeur  of  ministerial   ho- 
nour.    They  had  seen  in  Ireland  a 
convicted  conspiracy  to  defraud  the 
clergy  of  their  tithes  pardoned — and 


466 


What  caused  the  Bristol  Riots  ? 


[March, 


they  had  seen  the  consequences,  re- 
sistance universally  successful,  the 
clergy  (the  established  clergy)  vitu- 
perated, robbed,  and  starved,  and 
were  taught  to  rejoice  at  the  glorious 
impunity ;  and  they  recollected  the 
intimation  of  Earl  Grey,  that  he  could 
contemplate  the  removal  of  the 
Church  of  England  Establishment  in 
Ireland,  unconnected  with  the  repeal 
of  the  Union.  They  thought  they  had 
hints  as  strong  as  those  which  their 
brethren  reformers  in  Ireland  had 
turned  to  such  good  account,  given 
to  them  from  the  Ministerial  Delphi, 
and  what  had  they  to  fear,  should 
they  proceed  to  violence,  provided 
it  were  committed  in  support  of  their 
"  beloved  Ministry,  in  the  name  of 
Reform  and  the  King,"  even  though 
they  should  plunder  the  King's  Ex- 
cise, and  burn  an  anti- reforming 
odious  Bishop  in  his  palace  ? 

The  restraints  of  religion  and  law 
had  been  greatly  removed.  Were 
they  then  urged  to  acts  of  violence  ? 
The  press,  the  Ministerial  press,  had 
incessantly  recommended  extreme 
violence,  even  ruffianism,  the  use  of 
bludgeons,  brickbats,  and  stones,  the 
striking  at  the  faces  of  the  Tories, 
the  not  allowing  any  such  to  shew 
themselves  at  the  Reform  election, 
citizen  guards  and  armed  associa- 
tions against  the  Tories  and  the  Bi- 
shops ;  and  can  we  wonder,  if  the 
populace,  in  their  excusable  igno- 
rance, verily  believed  it  to  be  the 
wish  of  his  Majesty's  Ministers,  who 
had  courted  illegal  assemblies,  and 
denounced  the  House  of  Lords  as  a 
faction,  and  recommended  the  Bi- 
shops to  "  put  their  house  in  order," 
as  persons  who  were  to  "  die,  and 
not  live," — if  they  believed  it  to  be 
the  wish  of  these  vilifiers  of  our  old 
constitution,  to  effect  a  revolution 
even  by  violence  ?  Sedition  had  long 
been  as  it  were  at  a  premium.  The 
Attorney-General  had  enjoyed  his 
office  as  a  sinecure.  Treason  had 
been  stalking  the  land,  as  the  school- 
master, in  open  day.  The  press, 
with  the  power  of  the  torpedo,  had 
touched  the  arm  of  the  law,  and  it 
was  benumbed  and  withered ;  Poli- 
tical Unions,  if  they  had  not  yet 
seized  the  reins  of  government,  had 
rendered  the 'hands  that  held  them 
inert  and  powerless;  and  the  Ma- 
jesty of  England  was  constrained  by 
an  imbecile  Cabinet  to  issue  a  pro- 


clamation of  entreaty  for  one  of 
command.  There  had  long  been  a 
general  feeling  of  immunity,  as  if 
pardons  were  to  be  had,  if  worth  the 
asking,  for  offences  to  be  committed; 
and  the  ignorant  goaded  "  multi- 
tude" were  generally  throughout  the 
kingdom  in  a  state  of  impatient 
turbulence  and  revolutionary  hope. 
But  nowhere  were  they  more  impa- 
tient than  in  Bristol,  for  there,  more 
than  in  any  other  city  or  town  in 
the  kingdom,  had  the  evil  energy  of 
the  press  and  orators  of  Reform 
been  virulently  and  profusely  put 
forth. 

Bristol  had  been  particularly  un- 
fortunate in  the  choice  the  Reform- 
ers had  made  at  their  revolutionary 
election.  Mr  Protheroe  had  been 
previously  an  unsuccessful  candi- 
date— had  shewn  himself  outrage- 
ously arrogant  and  intemperate,  to- 
tally without  that  ballast  of  the  mind 
or  understanding,  requisite  in  trou- 
blesome times,  to  steady  himself,  or 
those  who  might  look  up  to  him. 
The  most  respectable  merchants, 
bankers,  and  citizens,  viewed  his  po- 
litical principles  with  abhorrence; 
and  being  the  constant  objects  of  his 
abuse,  they  could  scarcely  consider 
him,  under  any  circumstances  that 
might  arise,  their  representative.  We 
very  believe  the  Political  Union 
chose  him  for  his  worst  qualities, 
that  made  him  their  more  ready 
tool,  and  tried  upon  him  (seeing  he 
had  but  that  one  determined  ambi- 
tion, to  be  returned  for  Bristol)  the 
experiment  of  degradation,  to  testify 
to  the  world  to  what  a  degree  of  low 
subserviency  and  humiliation  they 
could  reduce  a  delegate.  What  man 
of  gentlemanly  feeling  would. 'not 
have  indignantly  broken  away  from 
the  base  submission  of  their  public 
and  private  vulgar  examinations, — 
their  schooling,  to  use  their  own 
phraseology,  and  as  he,  in  little  re- 
verence to  the  Church,  its  rites  and 
services,  terms  them,  his  catechism 
and  confirmation  ?  But,  as  it  is  ever, 
the  case  with  a  little  mind  to  seek 
compensation  to  itself  for  its  crawl- 
ing servility  to  one  quarter,  by  as- 
suming an  insolence  in  another,  so 
did  this  slave  of  the  Political  Union 
rise  from  kissing  their  feet,  to  insult 
and  slander  the  late  member  for 
Bristol;  a  man  who  had  been  for 
many  years  singularly  and  deserved- 


1832.]  What  caused  the 

ly  popular— so  much  so,  that  all  par- 
ties, Whigs  and  Tories,  had  vied  in 
pouring  in  their  votes  for  him,  to  put 
him  at  the  head  of  the  poll,  if  a  con- 
test happened  to  arise,  not  in  oppo- 
sition to  him,  for  that  was  out  of  all 
thought,  but  between  rival  Whig 
candidates.  Mr  Davis  had  been  ever 
truly  the  member  for  Bristol,  inde- 
fatigable for  the  general  good,  for 
the  particular  interests  of  the  place, 
and  the  acknowledged  courteous  and 
attentive  friend  to  every  man,  of 
whatever  party,  who  required  his 
time  or  assistance.  As  a  man  of  busi- 
ness, well  acquainted  with  commer- 
cial affairs,  it  was  utterly  impossible 
a  better  representative  could  have 
been  chosen;  and  the  respect  and 
influence  he  enjoyed  in  the  House, 
and  with  every  government,  reflected 
great  credit  on  Bristol.  As  member 
for  the  city  he  was  of  no  party — and 
this  highly  honourable  man,  beloved 
by  all,  was  the  first  object  of  attack 
for  the  flippant  and  upstart  candidate ; 
and  so  careless  was  he  in  his  assertions, 
that  in  a  short  time  no  less  than  three 
public  apologies  bore  his  signature, 
and  his  own  party  expressed  no  sa- 
tisfaction at  the  little  credit  he  ob- 
tained as  a  man  from  his  escape  from 
another  antagonist.  We  ourselves 
have  remonstrated  with  some  of  his 
reforming  constituents  upon  their 
choice ;  their  answer  was  indicative 
both  of  the  character  of  the  respect 
in  which  they  hold  their  member, 
and  of  the  use  they  mean  to  make 
of  him,  and,  in  the  end,  of  the  Reform 
Bill  and  its  parents.  "  The  greater 
the  fool,"  said  they,  "  the  better  the 
tool;  a  stick,  a  stone, any  thing,  pro- 
vided we  could  bind  it  down  to  vote 
for  the  Bill,  would  suit  us;  after 
that  has  passed,  we  will  very  will- 
ingly kick  him  out  if  you  please,  for 
we  hold  him  in  utter  contempt."  We 
have  thought  it  right  to  dwell  some- 
what on  this  description  of  the  choice 
of  the  Reformers,  because  we  shall 
shew  that  his  extreme  folly,  to  speak 
in  the  mildest  terms  of  his  conduct, 
if  it  did  not  produce,  encouraged  the 
riots  to  a  dangerous  allowed  excess. 
We  have  now  come  to  this  point, 
that  the  conduct  of  the  Ministry,  at 
once  insane  and  imbecile,  in  throw- 
ing put  the  bait  of  Reform  to  demo- 
cratic ambition,  and  in  calling  to 
their  fellowship  in  arms  the  profli- 
gate of  all  classes,  and  the  whole 


Bristol  Riots?  467 

bedlam  of  bankrupts,  schemers,  and 
despisers  of  the  laws  of  God  and 
man,  and  in  their  submission,  in  ut- 
ter impotence,  to  their  daring  allies, 
had  thrown  the  country  into  a  dan- 
gerous state  of  excitement,  that  they 
were  powerless  to  punish  ;  and  that 
the  press,  in  aid  of  revolution,  had 
fearlessly  encouraged  and  demand- 
ed violence  :  That  to  a  population 
they  moved  to  outrage  from  with- 
out, the  local  demagogues  and  press 
within  were  constantly  issuing  most 
inflammatory  language,  of  which  we 
mean  to  produce  some  proof  and 
specimens  :  That  one  member  for 
the  city,  at  least,  was  the  mere  tool 
of  a  Political  Union,  an  illegal  Politi- 
cal Union,  and  little  likely,  from  in- 
clination, influence,  or  ability,  to 
promote  sober  quietness,  and  the 
decencies  of  civic  order;  and  here, 
we  regret  to  say,  that  the  other  mem- 
ber, manly  and  upright  as  we  believe 
him  to  be,  seems  ready  to  go  the 
worst  lengths  of  the  philosophers 
and  scheming  economists  by  whom 
our  policy  is  distracted.  We  must 
now  speak  somewhat  of  another 
party,  upon  whom  the  blame  of 
these  riots  has  been  generally  and 
erroneously  thrown,  before  we  come 
to  the  immediate  occasion  of  the 
outbreaking, — the  magistrates,  or,  as 
they  are  termed,  the  corporation  of 
Bristol. 

It  has  been  asserted  by  the  London 
press,  in  atrocious  ignorance,  that 
the  corporation  are  Tories,  and,  as 
such,  have  unduly  influenced  elec- 
tions; nay,  that  they  have  spent  the 
public  money  for  such  base  purpo- 
ses. It  is  utterly  false.  The  local 
revolutionary  press  have,  indeed, 
been  lavish  in  abuse  of  this  body, 
partly  because  they  yet  hold  civic 
authority,  and  partly  from  other 
causes.  The  foolish  London  press 
have,  therefore,  concluded  them  to 
be  Tories — or,  what  is  equally  pro- 
bable, knowing  what  they  asserted  to 
be  false,  thought  them  a  convenient 
body  to  bear  the  blame,  justly  and 
solely  due  to  the  Reformers.  Now, 
the  fact  is,  they  are  in  no  respects  a 
political  corporation.  Until  of  very 
late  years,  certainly,  the  majority  of 
its  members  were  Whigs,  and  would 
probably  have  so  continued,  had  not 
some  of  them,  thinking  their  party 
were  running  the  whole  length  of  a 
democracy,  become  converts  to 


468 


What  caused  the  Bristol  Riots? 


[March, 


other  principles.  But  still  they  are 
a  mixed  body;  have  never  acted 
together  as  politicians,  or  exerted 
political  influence.  In  proof,  the 
mayor  is  a  Reformer,  and  presided 
at  the  meeting  held  in  Bristol  for  the 
congratulating  the  French  on  their 
revolution.  Several  of  Mr  Protheroe's 
family  are  members,  all  Whigs.  Nor 
can  it  be  shewn  that  the  corporation 
ever  issued  one  political  document, 
or  ever  expressed  any  unity  of  poli- 
tical opinion.  But  they  were  an 
authority,  and  therefore  to  be  vili- 
fied, and,  if  possible,  put  down.  They 
administered  law,  and  therefore 
they  were  to  be  contemned ;  in  pro- 
perty were  aristocrats,  and  therefore 
were  to  be  detested,  and,  at  the  pro- 
per time,  victims.  Corporate  pro- 
perty promises  excellent  pillage,  arid 
we  need  not  say  into  what  hands  re- 
volution would  throw  it.  Has  the 
sober  citizen  no  alarm  for  those  cha- 
ritable funds,  by  which  his  children, 
if  unfortunately  left  destitute,  may 
be  educated  to  habits  of  industry, 
and  in  the  fear  of  God,  when  he  sees 
the  characters  of  the  brawling  ora- 
tors that  stretch  out  their  hands  for 
their  grasp  ?  We  will  not  insult  the 
present  trustees  with  a  comparison. 
The  attempt,  however,  has  been  long 
making,  and  is  now  making,  that  this 
trustship  should  change  hands;  and, 
accordingly,  every  nerve  is  strained 
to  render  them  objects  of  public 
odium,  (we  are  speaking  of  the  cor- 
poration of  Bristol,)  to  render  their 
authority  despised — a  nullity — and 
the  first  order  of  persecution  has 
been  issued  against  them. 

In  such  a  state  of  democratic  in- 
fluence, among  a  populace  deluded 
and  goaded  to  revolutionary  fury, 
and  in  such  a  state  of  reviled  and 
despised  authority,  did  the  Reform- 
ers of  Bristol  determine,  in  their 
wisdom,  to  shew  the  utmost  mark  of 
insult  towards  Sir  Charles  Wether- 
ell,  the  manly,  sturdy,  honest  oppo- 
nent of  Reform,  whose  duty,  as  Re- 
corder of  Bristol,  compelled  him  to 
visit  the  city  at  the  usual  jail  deli- 
very. In  this  state  of  things,  did 
the  magistrates  do  their  duty  ? — We 
shall  see.  They  were  aware,  in  the 
general  relaxation  of  law,  of  their 
own  diminished  power.  They  were 
aware  of  more  than  ordinary  risk  to 
themselves;  that  every  movement 
they  might  make  would  be  scruti- 


nized with  a  jealous  eye,  with  all 
the  eyes  of  a  democratic  Argus ;  that 
every  effort  they  might  make  to  pre- 
serve the  peace  might  be  hopeless : 
and  they  laid  their  knowledge  and 
their  fears  before  the  Government, 
from  whom  they  expected  the  pro- 
tection of  the  city.  Let  us  now  see 
how  that  protection  was  afforded. 

But,  first,  let  us  summarily  dis- 
miss the  charge  that  has  been  brought 
against  one  other  party,  as  the  cause 
ot  the  riots— Sir  Charles  Wetherell 
himself;  nor  would  this  charge  be 
worth  a  moment's  consideration,  had 
it  not  been  allowed  for  weeks  to 
run  the  round  of  all  the  Ministerial 
prints — a  sufferance  reflecting  little 
credit  on  the  Secretary  for  the  Home 
Department;  and  had  it  not  been 
the  object  of  a  pamphlet,  dedicated 
to  Lord  Melbourne,  by  Thomas  John 
Manchee  of  Bristol,  in  which  the  au- 
thor's malignity,  overstepping  all  dis- 
cretion, exposes  and  makes  plain  his 
purpose,  while  his  facts  and  his  in- 
ferences are  in  dismal  confusion  and 
contradiction.  We  never  read  any 
thing  written  in  a  worse  spirit.  When 
we  remind  the  reader  that  the  Mi- 
nisters have  themselves  vindicated 
Sir  Charles  Wetherell,  and  stated 
that  he  not  only  met  with  their  con- 
currence, but  that  they  should  have 
considered  his  absenting  himself  a 
relinquishment  of  his  high  duty,  no- 
thing more  need  be  said  on  that  sub- 
ject. The  viper  is  shaken  from  the 
hand,  and  though  bloated  with  venom, 
was  innocuous.  We  will  occasion- 
ally, perhaps,  make  some  use  of  the 
pamphleteer's  admissions,  as  they 
may  at  least  be  taken  in  evidence  of 
the  spirit  and  motives  of  his  party. 

Sir  Charles  Wetherell  had  decla- 
red that  there  was  a  "  reaction ;" — 
this  was  a  crime  to  be  atoned  for  only 
by  his  blood — a  crime  and  high  mis- 
demeanour against  the  "sovereignty" 
that  imprinted,  says  this  boaster  of 
liberality  and  lover  of  liberty,  on  the 
minds  of  "  the  people,  a  deep-root- 
ed aversion."  "  The  people" — we 
quote  the  pamphlet—"  having  made 
up  their  minds  to  express  their  dis- 
approbation of  Sir  Charles  Wether- 
ell, should  he  attempt  to  enter  the 
city  with  the  usual  parade,  affected 
no  concealment  of  their  intentions. 
They  proclaimed  them  at  the  corner 
of  every  street ; — their  denunciations 
were  not  less  loud  than  deep."  This 


1832.] 

determination,  then,  of  "the  people," 
and  their  denunciations  loud  and 
deep,  having  been  proclaimed  with 
a  sovereign  authority  not  to  be  ques- 
tioned, and  information  of  "  matter 
deep  and  dangerous"  pouring  in 
upon  the  magistrates,  as  we  before 
stated,  with  discreet  and  proper  cau- 
tion they  laid  the  whole  state  of  the 
case  before  the  Government,  and, 
from  that  moment,  with  the  Govern- 
ment lay  the  great  responsibility. 
The  Corporation,  in  what  the  Re- 
former calls  "  a  detestable  spirit  of 
faction,"  sent  a  deputation  to  the  Se- 
cretary for  the  Home  Department. 
How  are  they  received  ?  They  are 
thwarted  in  their  urgent  solicitation 
for  aid,  by  Mr  Protheroe,  member  for 
the  city,  the  choice  of  an.  illegal  bo- 
dy— the  Political  Union. 

From  the  Morning  Chronicle.—' 
"  The  following  is  an  extract  from  a 
letter  addressed  by  Mr  Protheroe  to 
Mr  Herapath,  the  Vice-President  of 
the  Bristol  Political  Union,  after  he 
(Mr  P.)  had  been  informed  that  Lord 
Melbourne  had  complied  with  the  re- 
quest of  the  deputation,  (Sir  Charles 
having  had  an  interview  with  Lord 
Melbourne,  and  made  some  sort  of 
representation,)  to  send  a  body  of 
soldiers  to  guard  the  Recorder  into 
the  city : — 

"  SIR — on  Thursday  night  I  recei- 
ved a  note  from  Lord  Melbourne  to 
wait  upon  his  Lordship,  as  did  my 
colleague,  Mr  Baillie.  I  had  bets  that 
the  subject  related  to  the  Cholera, 
or  Wetherell.  I  found  a  deputation 
in  the  room  for  military  to  protect 
the  city  from  riot,  and  Wetherell 
from  attack.  I  argued  against  the 
policy  of  the  proposal,  and  stated, 
that  if  we  could  be  secured  from 
thieves  arid  adventurers  from  other 
places,  that  I  could,  with  the  aid  of 
friends,  (the  Union,)  keep  all  in  per- 
fect order !  I  offered  my  services 
to  attend  Wetherell,  and  to  do  all 
this,  provided  I  might  be  allowed  to 
e'nable  the  people  of  Bristol,  thus 
constrained,  to  express  in  some  mea- 
sure their  strong  and  unalterable  dis- 
approbation of  Sir  Charles  Wether- 
ell's  political  conduct,  that  we  might 
be  all  insured  from  the  insidious 
conduct  of  the  Tories,  who,  if  the 
people  are  quiet,  would  say  there  is 
reaction  against  the  Bill." 

The  pamphleteer,  lauding  Mr  Pro- 
theroe, says,  "  He  did  insist  that  the 


What  caused  the  Bristol  Riots  ? 


469 


people  should  be  allowed  to  express 
their  opinion  in  every  legal  and  consti- 
tutional way,  in  order  that  Sir  Charles 
might  have  no  pretext  for  again  m  isre- 
presenting  their  sentiments  on  the 
subject  of  reform."  This  is,  we  pre- 
sume, confirmation  from  authority. 
His  bets,  forsooth — he  had  bets  on 
the  Cholera  and  Wetherell,  to  an- 
nounce in  his  official  letter  to  the 
vice-president!  What!  a  member 
of  Parliament,  sent  to  represent  the 
city  of  Bristol,  stipulate  with  his 
Majesty's  Secretary  for  the  Home 
Department,  for  having  the  King's 
judge,  the  representative  of  the 
King's  Majesty,  insulted !  "  He  did  in- 
sist;" and  did  not  Lord  Melbourne—- 
for wehavenotheard  that  he  had  been 
tailorized  into  humble  submission — 
did  not  he  kick  him,  as  an  English 
gentleman  should  have  done — kick 
him  out  of  his  office,  though  it  were 
down  twenty  pair  of  stairs,  for  an 
impertinent  puppy  ?  Let  him  make 
his  bets  on  Wetherell  and  the  Cho- 
lera with  his  nasty  Union  people,  if 
he  please,  but  to  stand  in  the  pre- 
sence of  an  English  gentleman  with 
such  a  proposal,  deserves  the  stocks 
or  the  pillory !  Think  too,  Christo- 
pher North,  of  his  offering  the  pro- 
tection of  his  person  to  Sir  Charles. 
The  grandest  of  the  Lions  of  Eng- 
land under  the  protection  of  the 
Ape !  One  honest  growl  from  the 
noblest  of  animals  would  have  fright- 
ened the  monkey  into  fits — have  an- 
nihilated him  and  his  bets  on  Cho- 
lera and  Wetherell.  Yes;  he  did 
want  to  ride  in  the  carriage  with  Sir 
Charles,  that  he  might  grin  with  de- 
light at  the  hisses  and  groans  he  had 
stipulated  for,  and  note  them  in  his 
pocketbook  ;  that  he  might  give  a 
good  account  in  his  place  in  the 
House  of  the  reception  of  an  Anti- 
Reformer.  He  was  ambitious,  not 
to  protect,  but  to  bear  testimony  that 
the  insult  was  complete.  This  scene 
was  more  disgraceful  than  that  be- 
tween Lord  Grey  and  the  Tailor. 
Can  it  be  possible,  we  ask,  that  Lord 
Melbourne,  Secretary  of  State  for 
the  Home  Department,  listened  to  a 
proposal  to  promote  or  to  allow  the 
King's  Majesty  to  be  insulted  in  the 
person  of  his  judge?  Yet  you  have 
Mr  Protheroe's  written  word  for  it. 
And  to  whom  does  this  political 
jackanapes  send  in  his  official  ac- 
count of  his  proceedings?  To  My 


470 


What  caused  the  Bristol  Riots  ? 


[March, 


Herepath,  vice-president  of  the  Po- 
litical Union,  which  Political  Union 
thereupon  demand  of  the  magistrates 
abdication,  and  assume  their  power, 
cause  the  proclamation  of  the  cor- 
poration to  be  torn  down,  and  put 
up  their  own  placards  in  its  place. 

But  after  this  deputation  of  the 
magistrates,  and  this  intimation  of 
the  determination  of  the  people,  and 
this  remonstrance  from  a  member  of 
the  city,  what  is  the  conduct  of  the 
Government  ?  Do  they  send  a  suf- 
ficient force  to  protect  the  King's 
authority — "  to  protect  the  city  from 
riot" — for  that,  as  the  member  ad- 
mits, was  the  object  of  the  deputa- 
tion ?  Not  one  hundred  soldiers 
were  at  any  time  in  the  city,  "  to 
keep  down" — they  are  the  words  of 
the  pamphleteer — "  an  insulted  po- 
pulation of  an  hundred  thousand." 
The  magistrates  provided,  it  is  ad- 
mitted, three  hundred  constables. 
If  it  be  asked,  why  they  did  not  fur- 
nish more,  let  the  Reformer  tell; 
and,  indeed,  he  is  either  the  vile 
slanderer  of  the  citizens,  or  a  true 
historian  of  Reform  and  its  conse- 
quences— of  the  spirit  of  democracy 
• — its  foul  and  poisonous  influence. 
The  writer  and  the  Reformers  will 
settle  the  pointbetween them.  "Now, 
let  the  magistrates  state,  if  they  did 
not  early  discover  a  general  indis- 
position on  the  part  of  the  respecta- 
ble inhabitants  and  tradesmen  to 
enrol  themselves  among  the  special 
constables.  The  necessary  conse- 
quence of  this  indisposition  was,  that 
only  the  more  violent  of  the  Tory 
party  were  sworn  in ;  and  these  were 
found  so  few  in  number,  that  it  be- 
came necessary  to  hire  men  to  act 
with  them  as  special  constables." 
Now,  though  we  doubt  not  this  is 
every  word  untrue,  yet,  admitting 
the  fact,  here  the  Reformers  entirely 
vindicate  the  magistracy,  unwitting- 
ly, for  not  providing  more  j  if  it  be 
not  true,  we  have  no  fact  to  reason 
upon,  and  the  respectable  inhabitants 
are  slandered.  They  likewise  vin- 
dicate the  magistrates,  by  shewing 
that  there  was  no  apparent  necessity 
for  a  larger  force,  in  an  assertion 
that  "  This  series  of  awful  calamities 
were  committed  by  a  mob  which 
was  never  in  possession  of  any  arms, 
and  which,  it  it  had  been  opposed 
with  judgment  and  decision,  by  a 
Yery  small  organized  force,  had  no 


moral  or  combined  physical  means 
of  resistance."  But  mark  the  further 
blundering  of  this  malignant  writer 
— for  he  afterwards  admits  they  had 
"  sledge-hammers,"  and  "  that  a  sol- 
dier, we  are  told,  was  wounded  by  a 
pistol-ball."  In  his  ill-conditioned 
zeal  to  attack  the  magistrates,  he  de- 
fends them,  for  he  charges  them 
with  procuring  an  insufficient  force, 
while  he  is  proving  that  a  small  one 
alone  was  necessary ;  that  the  mob 
consisted  of  but  a  few  wretches,  and 
that  they  were  "  an  insulted  popu- 
lation of  an  hundred  thousand." 

But  we  do  assert,  without  fear  of 
contradiction,  that  if  the  apprehen- 
sions of  the  magistrates  were  founded 
on  correct  information — and  it  is  now 
pretty  well  proved  that  they  were—- 
the responsibility — the  whole  respon- 
sibility of  the  security,  not  only  of 
the  King's  representative,  but  of  the 
city,  rested  with  his  Majesty's  Minis- 
ters. And  here  a  question  natural- 
ly suggests  itself — Were  they,  toot 
willing,  in  their  Reform  zeal,  that  in- 
sult should  proceed  to  a  certain 
length  ?  We  fear  their  delusion  as 
to  their  own  power  to  command  their 
mobs  to  go  "  thus  far,  and  no  farther," 
will  be  as  fatal  to  the  constitution,  if 
this  odious  Bill  be  not  firmly  resisted, 
as  it  has  been  to  the  second  city  in  the 
kingdom.  Forthe  present, however,  it 
may  not  be  improper  to  direct  their 
attention  to  the  profitable  lesson  read 
to  them,  not  by  their  "  schoolmas- 
ter," but  by  the  Lord  Chief  Justice. 
"  A  riotous  and  tumultuous  assem- 
blage of  people  gathered  itself  to- 
gether, with  an  object,  and  for  a  pur- 
pose, which  no  honest  man  or  well- 
wisher  to  the  laws  of  his  country  can 
sufficiently  reprobate,  I  mean  the 
open  and  avowed  purpose  of  treating 
with  insult  and  indignity,  if  not  per- 
sonal violence,  a  gentleman  placed  in 
a  high  judicial  station,  bearing  the 
authority  of  his  Sovereign,  in  the  ad- 
ministration of  the  criminal  law 
within  this  city,  and  during  part  of 
the  very  time  engaged  in  the  actual 
exercise  of  his  judicial  functions."— 
"  No  honest  man  can  sufficiently  re- 
probate" ! ! !  Did  Lord  Melbourne 
reprobate  such  intention  ?  Did  ho- 
nest Mr  Protheroe  reprobate  the  ob- 
ject of  his  stipulation  ?  Did  the  mass 
of  Reformers,  the  respectable  Re- 
formers, honest  men,  reprobate  it  ? 
Pid  his  Majesty's  Ministers  reprobate 


1832.] 

it  in  their  "  Whereas,"  when  they  so 
nicely  omit  the  name  of  the  King's 
judge,  and  include  him  among  their 
"  divers  persons." 

There  was  another  lesson  the  Lord 
Chief  Justice  read,  which,  had  it 
been  learned  by  the  Cabinet  earlier, 
might  have  averted  the  calamities  of 
Bristol. 

"  For  in  the  case  of  offences  at 
once  so  alarming  to  the  public  tran- 
quillity, and  so  dangerous  to  the  pro- 
perty and  safety  of  individuals,  it  is 
of  the  first  importance  to  make  it 
known  to  all,  that  enquiry  and  pun- 
ishment follow  close  upon  the  com- 
mission of  crime,  in  order  that  the 
wicked  and  ill-disposed  may  be  de- 
terred, by  the  dread  of  the  law, 
from  engaging  in  similar  enormities, 
whilst  the  peaceable  and  industrious 
in  ay  look  up  to  it  with  gratitude  and 
affection,  for  the  safeguard  which  it 
extends  over  their  persons  and  pro- 
perty." Did  the  "  enquiry  and  the 
punishment  follow  close  upon  the 
commission  of  crime,"  in  the  cases  of 
the  outrages  at  Nottingham,  Dor- 
chester, and  Derby?  Had  punish- 
ment followed  close,  the  Commission 
at  Bristol  might  have  been  unneces- 
sary. Had  Ministers  attended  to  the 
spirited,  constitutional  recommenda- 
tion of  Sir  Charles  Wetherell  him- 
self, this  sack  of  the  city  might  have 
been  spared. 

In  order  to  do  justice  to  this  spi- 
rited remonstrance,  we  will  extract 
part  of  the  debates. 

"That  day,"  Sir  R.  Vivyan  is  speak- 
ing, "  the  Marquis  of  Londonderry 
was  waylaid  a  second  time,  and  se- 
verely wounded.  (Hear.)  Those 
who  were  taunted  as  mock  Reform- 
ers, had  been  described  as  unfriend- 
ly to  the  extension  of  the  liberties  of 
the  people.  He  denied  the  charge. 
(Hear.)  He  hoped  that  Government, 
after  all  that  had  passed,  would  see 
the  propriety  of  so  modifying  their 
late  Bill  as  to  make  it  a  safe  mea- 
sure, which  would  not  scare  and 
alarm  the  advocates  of  our  ancient 
institutions ;  and  he  was  glad  to  per- 
ceive that  Ministers  already  evinced 
symptoms  of  a  disposition  to  abate 
somewhat  of  their  demands.  At  pre- 
sent, he  could  not  forbear  complain- 
ing of  the  system  by  which  it  was 
sought  to  make  converts  to  Reform. 
Handbills  were  placarded  through 
the  town,  fringed  with  black,  and 


What  caused  the  Bristol  Riots  ? 


471 


bearing  the  names  of  the  majority  of 
the  Lords,  who  were  thus  pointed 
out  to  the  vengeance  of  the  public, 
and  marked  as  fit  objects,  if  neces- 
sary, for  the  knife.  (Cheers.)  In 
no  one  instance  did  he  see  the  police 
interfere  to  prevent  the  circulation 
of  such  documents ;  but  Ministers, 
he  concluded,  were  but  too  happy  in 
their  prospect  of  advantage  from 
any  contingent  riots  which  it  was 
likely  would  ensue."  (Cheers.) 

Lord  Althorp  said,  "  With  regard 
to  his  letter  to  the  Birmingham  Uni- 
on, his  feelings  must  be  very  differ- 
ent from  what  they  had  hitherto  been, 
before  he  could  disdain  to  return  a 
courteous  answer  to  the  communi- 
cation he  had  received." 

Mr  Bankes  "  would  tell  the  noble 
Lord,  that  he  preferred  the  whisper 
of  his  (Mr  B.'s)  faction  to  the  cla- 
mour of  his  Lordship's  mob." 

Lord  John  Russell  said,  "  He  did 
not  hesitate  to  state,  that  he  had  not 
contemplated  the  majority  of  the 
Lords  in  the  phrase  so  often  referred 
to.  But  there  might  be  factions  in 
Parliament  notwithstanding,  which 
looked  to  their  own  interests,  and 
promoted  their  own  ends,  by  oppo- 
sing the  Reform  Bill.  (Hear.)  After 
this  explanation,  he  should  be  sorry 
if  the  House  thought  that  any  blame 
attached  to  him  j  and  he  hoped  that 
angry  discussion  might  not  arise  in 
the  present  state  of  public  feeling." 

Sir  Charles  Wetherell  said,  "  Pro- 
bably his  Lordship's  letter  was  writ- 
ten from  inadvertence — a  word  not 
unknown  to  the  Cabinet.  Let  me 
ask,"  said  Sir  Charles,  "  would  the 
noble  Paymaster  of  the  Forces  recom- 
mend merely  calmness  and  soothing- 
syrup  for  the  popular  irritation,  if 
Woburn  Abbey  had  been  burnt  down 
instead  of  Nottingham  Castle  ?  The 
Duke  of  Newcastle's  mansion  has 
been  burnt  down  because  he  voted 
against  the  Reform  Bill;  and  by  a 
happy  convertibility  of  public  opini- 
on, which  changes  with  the  utmost 
rapidity,  and  without  the  possibility 
of  control,  Woburn  Abbey,  Tavistock 
Abbey,  Althorp  House,  and  Losely, 
may  be  the  next  to  be  sacrificed.'* 
Sir  J.  Wrottesley  spoke  "  to  order. 
The  right  honourable  gentleman  was 
pointing  out  places  to  be  objects  of 
popular  fury."  The  Speaker  con- 
ceived that  it  was  out  of  order.  Sir 
C,  WetherelW  I  do  not  apprehendl 


472 


TWiat  caused  the  Bristol  Riots  ? 


[March, 


that  the  people — the  tide  of  the  mob 
— '  the  turbid  flowing  base,'  will 
need  my  information,  if  they  at  any 
future  period  should  have  a  spark  of 
fire  for  any  of  those  splendid  fabrics. 
I  was  going  to  conjure  Government 
not  to  act  on  the  inferior  principle 
of  soothing  popular  passion  and 
calming  irritation,  but  at  once  to 
take  offenders  into  custody,  and  pun- 
ish them.  For  this  purpose  I  would 
remind  the  noble  Lord  and  his  coad- 
jutors, that  those  who  are  now  friend- 
ly to  Reform,  may  hereafter  be  its 
enemies,  and  that  the  smallest  change 
in  the  wind  of  politics  will  blow  the 
flame  from  the  mansions  of  their  op- 
ponents to  their  own.  When  revo- 
lution begins,  no  man  can  tell  where 
it  will  end,  nor  whose  property  may 
be  sacrificed  to  the  alternation  of 
popular  fury;  and  every  man  who 
thinks  differently  from  me  on  such  a 
point,  may  have  the  brains  of  a  cox- 
comb, but  not  the  intellect  of  a  man." 
(Cheers.) 

Bravo,  Sir  Charles,  we  most  read- 
ily cry.  Readers,  the  riots  and 
burnings  at  Bristol  had  not  yet  taken 
place.  We  have  only  a  remark  to 
make  on  the  foregoing.  According 
to  Lord  John  Russell,  he  did  not 
mean  to  call  the  majority  in  the 
House  of  Lords  a  faction.  Indeed ! ! 
And  according  to  his  doctrine  in  po- 
litics, any  fool  or  knave  that  can  ex- 
cite such  a  "  present  state  of  public 
feeling"  must  gain  his  ends  and  ob- 
jects, however  mischievous,  if  it  be 
the  rule  in  such  case  to  stop  angry 
discussion,  and  yield  to  the  state  of 
public  feeling  the  fool  or  knave  have 
created.  We  will  not  waste  words 
on  such  impudent,  un-British  pol- 
troonery. But  we  think  we  are  ad- 
vancing rapidly  in  tracing  the  causes 
of  the  Bristol  Riots. 

That  Sir  Charles  Wetherell  must 
and  would  attend  the  jail  delivery 
was  now  well  known  to  Political 
Union  and  stirring  Reformers,  the 
keepers  of  the  merciless  mobs — 
those  bloodhounds  to  be  let  loose 
at  the  fitting  time  ;  and  that  their 
pack  might  be  more  keen  for  their 
sport,  raw  and  reeking  and  smelling 
fresh  of  blood  was  the  frequent  food 
held  up  to  their  ravenous  gluttony. 
They  had  been  put  upon  the  scent, 
and  were  made  eager  for  the  game 
they  had  to  hunt  down,  even  to  the 
death.  It  was  now  that  agitation  and 


excitement  was  indeed  at  work  "  at 
the  corner  of  every  street,"  and  that 
there  should  be  no  mistake,  the  Po- 
litical Union  send  their  orders,  under 
the  signature  of  the  Secretary  for  the 
Council,  to  the  Magistrates,  that  they 
should  abdicate,  couched  in  language 
insolent  with  prospective  power. 
This  was  not  unadvisedly  done,  it 
might  answer  a  double  purpose — 
Ministerial  authority  they  cared  little 
about — that  was  already  defunct  in 
their  estimation,  and  if  they  were  not 
secure  of,  they  were  at  least  regard- 
less of,  its  impotent  favours.  They 
might  succeed  in  setting  aside  the 
local  authorities,  then — with  a  clear 
stage  before  them,  they  might  be — 
Kings,  Emperors,  demigods  in  the 
pantheon  of  some  Provisional  Go- 
vernment, to  be  proclaimed  as  safety 
might  allow ;  and  the  example  might 
have  been  quickly  followed — and  we 
should  never  have  heard  enough  of 
the  heroes  of  the  glorious  "  Three 
Days  of  Bristol."  If  they  could  not 
prevail  upon  the  Magistrates  to  re- 
sign— the  attempt  would  at  least 
have  the  effect  of  making  them  odi- 
ous to  the  people,  and  thus  they 
would  disarm  them  of  their  authori- 
ty, and  might  afterwards  condemn 
them,  in  the  hour  of  tyranny,  for  a 
weakness  they  could  not  help.  *'  If 
the  people  are  quiet"  said  the  mem- 
ber for  the  city  to  Mr  Herepath,  the 
Vice-President,  "they  will  say  there 
is  a  reaction."  They  shall  not  keep 
quiet — was  the  order.  What  was 
the  result?  Thanks  to  the  brutal 
lust  of  intoxication,  the  city  was 
spared  from  the  miseries  of  success- 
ful revolution — the  first  fruits  of  the 
Reform  Bill,  that  Magna  Charta  of 
thieves,  and  like  the  prophetic  scroll 
of  old,  written  "  within  and  without 
with  lamentation,  and  mourning,  and 
woe." 

The  Magistrates  were  now  in  no 
ordinary  danger,  and  in  judging  of 
their  conduct  we  should  not,  we 
must  not,  shut  our  eyes  to  the  facts, 
and  through  carelessness  in  reason- 
ing, admit  either  the  outcry,  or  the 
arguments  of  their  previously  avow- 
ed virulent  enemies.  The  Magis- 
trates were  in  no  ordinary  danger, 
we  repeat;  they  felt  themselves  al- 
most deserted  by  the  Government- 
worse  than  deserted  by  a  great  part 
of  the  citizens,  who  were  sick  and 
poisoned  to  the  soul  by  the  Reform- 


1832.] 

ers ;  and  we  have  no  right  to  expect 
from  them  the  exercise  of  a  power 
the  Ministers  and  Reformers  had  se- 
dulously taken  from  them.  Law 
was  a  dead  letter — it  was  nowhere 
respected;  and  the  magistrate  that 
might  attempt  to  enforce  it,  might 
have  had  to  fear  the  scrutiny  of  the 
mob  and  of  the  Government.  Were 
the  proceedings  in  Ireland  to  pro- 
duce no  effect  in  England  ?  But 
there  must  be  a  time  in  scenes  of 
outrage,  when  the  duty  of  magis- 
trates, as  such,  ceases,  and  they  merge 
into  common  citizens ;  for  we  have 
no  right  to  call  upon  them  to  offer 
themselves  in  sacrifice  ;  —  and  this 
point  of  time  will  generally  be,  when 
the  riot  act  has  been  read,  and  the 
peace  of  the  city  delivered  over  to 
the  keeping  of  a  military  command- 
er. It  is  downright  outrageous  folly 
to  expect  magistrates,  in  all  cases,  to 
expose  themselves  to  the  same  dan- 
ger as  the  military,  by  heading  their 
forces — it  is  not  their  vocation,  but 
it  is  the  soldier's ;  it  is  his  business 
daringly  to  risk  his  life,  but  it  is  not 
the  magistrate's.  Are  Mayors  and 
Aldermen,  with  the  popular  odium 
sedulously  directed  against  them, 
and  that  for  the  sinister  purpose  of 
rendering  their  authority  of  no  avail, 
to  be  mounted  on  dragoon  horses 
without  the  common  protection  of 
the  soldier,  his  arms  and  his  armour  ? 
Is  it,  that  they  may  be  the  better 
marks  for  the  bludgeons,  the  pistols, 
the  "  sledge-hammers,"  or  the  knives, 
of  an  infuriated  mob  ?  At  least  let 
the  good  Reforming Vituperator,  who- 
ever he  may  be,  put  helmets  on  then- 
heads,  and  swords  in  their  hands,  that 
at  least,  if  occasion  serve,  he  may 
do  his  best  to  hang  them  for  using 
them.  But  do  not  make  a  mock  of 
them,  and  parade  them  before  the 
vulgar  abominations  and  insolent 
brutality  of  ruffians,  with  a  procla- 
mation in  placards  from  a  Political 
Union — "Thus  shall  it  be  done  to 
the  man  whom  the  King  delighteth 
to  honour."  Sir  Charles  Wetherell 
experienced  enough  of  this  distinc- 
tion— when  the  honour  of  his  so- 
vereign King  was  to  be  sacrificed 
to  the  sovereign  mob.  It  is  evident, 
even  now,  that  swarms  of  Revolu- 
tionists are  in  an  agony  of  disap- 
pointment that  the  local  Magistrates 
were  not  hunted  down ;  and  there 
are  exasperated  demons  in  the  holes 

VOL,  XXXI,  NO.  CXCII. 


What  caused  the  Bristol  Riots  ? 


473 


of  Reform,  that  would  Burke  them 
and  all  corporate  bodies,  all  law,  all 
authority,  all  religion,  and  the  con- 
stitution of  Old  England.  We  have 
nothing  to  do  with  the  magistrates, 
as  individuals;  it  is  in  their  magis- 
terial capacity  alone  we  have  to  note 
them.  As  individuals,  when  their 
corporate  authority  is  superseded, 
they  will  act  according  to  their  vari- 
ous characters.  Some  may  have  more 
courage  than  others ;  some  may  be 
incapacitated  by  age,  or  other  cir- 
cumstances, from  enduring  the  active 
service  of  dragoons,  and  yet  be  wise 
and  discreet  men,  excellent  members 
of  society,  worthy  and  respectable, 
as  we  know  them  to  be,  and  fully 
capable  of  performing  all  their  ma- 
gisterial functions. 

The  magistrates  of  Bristol  appeal- 
ed to  the  Government,  and  appoint- 
ed a  constabulary  force.  Were  the 
troops  sent  by  Government  sufficient 
to  put  riots  out  of  the  question, 
should  the  civic  power  be  inade- 
quate to  protect  the  city  or  the  judge 
from  insult  ?  We  think  not  one  hun- 
dred soldiers  were  within  a  due  dis- 
tance from  the  city ;  were  these 
soldiers  to  have  prevented  insult  ? — 
or  was  insult  even  desired  by  the 
Government  as  well  as  the  Reform- 
ers ?  The  reader  must  form  his  own 
opinion. 

We  have  advanced  in  our  investi- 
gation— we  have  shewn  what  pre- 
cautionary steps  were  taken  by  the 
Magistrates — we  have  shewn  what 
steps  were  taken  by  the  Govern- 
ment— we  have  shewn  some  of  the 
steps,  for  we  were  not  of  the  secret 
councils,  taken  by  the  Reformers 
and  Revolutionists  ;  their  determina- 
tion, and  their  ready  means  of  execu- 
ting their  purposes.  We  believe  the 
jury,  the  intelligent  public,  are  not 
very  desirous  to  investigate  further 

THE  CAUSES. 

It  is  not  our  purpose  to  follow  the 
outbreaking  through  all  its  horrid 
and  disgusting  scenes  of  insult,  re- 
volutionary organization,  and  subse- 
quent drunkenness,  rapine,  sack,  and 
burning.  We  have  little  pleasure  in 
dwelling  on  either  the  bloodshed,  or 
the  bowlings  of  intoxicated  demons, 
dropping  into  the  furnaces  of  the 
blazing  ruins  of  the  mansions  and 
homes  of  the  ejected  and  destitute 
citizens;  nor  will  our  eye  follow 
them  iu  their  passages  over  the  molt- 
2  H 


474 


What  caused  the  Bristol  Eiots  V 


[March, 


en  lead,  like  the  "  damned"  of  the 
poet  driving  over  "  the  burning 
marl ;"  nor  shall  our  pen  attempt  to 
picture  to  the  life  the  infuriate  revel- 
lers below,  at  the  magnificent  and 
costly  tables  of  a  mayoralty  house, 
loaded  with  feast,  and  wine,  and 
plunder,  around  the  equestrian  sta- 
tue of  William  III.,  (surmounted  with 
a  cap  of  liberty  prepared  for  the  oc- 
casion, and  in  honour  to  their  belo- 
ved Reforming  King,  another  Wil- 
liam, alone  left  uninjured.)  We  will 
not  describe  their  maniac  waste  and 
wassail ;  their  cries  of  insult,  of  tri- 
umph ;  their  savage  sport  and  laugh- 
ter even  at  the  peril  of  the  less  for- 
tunate wretches  of  their  gangs,  drop- 
ping from  the  beams  and  rafters, 
from  parapets,  roofs,  and  windows, 
into  the  mass  of  roaring  flames  be- 
neath them.  Moved  by  an  instinct 
averse  to  revolution,  we  shrink  from 
the  description  of  blood  and  confla- 
gration. If  we  feel  compelled  oc- 
casionally to  plunge  into  the  fiery 
vortex  of  these  infernal  regions  of 
Reform,  it  will  be  with  disgust  and 
reluctance,  to  snatch  up  a  few  facts 
that  establish  and  strictly  belong  to 

THE  CAUSES. 

It  is  with  shame  for  our  species, 
we  are  obliged  to  confess,  that  a  very 
great  mass  of  citizens,  of  a  rank  even 
above  ten  pound  renters,  looked  up- 
on the  excesses  with  a  worse  feeling 
than  apathy ;  so  thoroughly  had  the 
poison  from  the  reservoirs  of  the 
press,  and  the  stores  of  their  local 
demagogues,  infected  their  minds. 
They  were  as  men  "  bitten  by  fiery 
serpents."  We  are  assured,  from 
the  indubitable  authority  of  an  eye- 
witness of  the  highest  character,  and 
the  account  has  received  ample  con- 
firmation from  others,  that  apparent- 
ly respectable  people,  in  various 
quarters,  expressed  satisfaction  when 
the  Jails,  the  Toll-houses,  Man- 
sion and  Custom  House,  and  the  Bi- 
shop's Palace,  were  in  flames.  "  It  is 
our  time  now,"  was  no  uncommon 
cry ; "  the  tyrants  have  had  their  way 
long  enough."  Our  informant  says, 
that  he  saw  one  standing,  to  all  ap- 
pearance a  tradesman,  at  his  own 
door,  cheer  the  mob  as  they  were 
passing  from  Lawford's-gate  Prison 
to  the  Bishop's  Palace  to  fire  it,  and 
heard  him  say,  "  That's  right;  go  it, 
my  boys,  go  it."  It  had  been  instill- 
ed into  the  minds  of  tradesmen,  that 


Custom  and  Excise  Houses  were  the 
receptacles  for  imposts  on  their  in- 
dustry, and  taxes  levied  by  borough- 
mongers  ;  that  their  pockets  had  been 
picked  for  their  maintenance ;  that 
these  taxes  had  been  levied  unjustly 
by  a  corrupt  Parliament,  who  had  di- 
vided the  plunder ; — and  could  even 
respectable  tradesmen,  z/they  belie- 
ved all  this,  be  expected,  in  the  mo- 
ment, too,  of  excitement,  to  protect 
these  establishments  of  robbery,  to 
come  forthjand  extinguish  the  flames  ? 
— is  it  wonderful  if  they  should  re- 
joice ?    The  Bishops  had  been  held 
up  to  odium,  as  "  not  fit  to  live," 
(or  why  were  they  told  to  put  their 
houses  in  order  ?)— their  property 
claimed  as  public  property — enor- 
mous revenues  in  the  grasping  hands 
of  a  bloated  and  selfish  clergy — and 
if  their  palaces  are  burning,  are  we 
to  expect  the  people  to  extinguish 
the  flames?     Laws  had  been  made 
by  tyrants,  religion  was  the  priest- 
craft of  an  anti-reforming  clergy,  and 
the  solemn  day,  Sunday,  was  well 
hallowed  in  the  destruction  of  houses 
of  taxation,  authority,  and  sanctity. 
"  Down  with  religion  and  laws,"  is 
the  cry,  and  they  rush  forth  to  burn 
cathedrals  and  jails ;  and  mark  the 
significance  of  the  preference — the 
jails  first,  that  more  ruffians  might 
be  let  loose,  and  that  the   costly 
things  of  authority,  and  the  sacred 
things  of  the  altar,  might  more  fiend- 
ishly be  trampled  into  the  earth  and 
the  mire,  under  the  hoof  of  savage 
Democracy.  The  conduct  of  the  truly 
Christian,  excellent  Bishop,  is  wor- 
thy the  page  of  History.    He  was 
in  the  cathedral,  at  his  religious  du- 
ties, and  was  entreated  to  escape, 
that  his  life  was  in  danger.  He  was 
an  old  man,  he  said,  and,  God  will- 
ing, he  would  die  in  his  services, 
but  he  would  not  forsake  them.    A 
short  time  before,  the  Bishop    of 
Bath  and  Wells,  whilst  consecrating 
a  church  close  to  Bristol,  had  been 
attacked,  and  in  peril  from  a  mob. 
Personal  danger  was  therefore  ap- 
prehended to  the  Bishop  as  well  as 
the    Recorder.      They    were    both 
great  and  eminent   men,  therefore 
likely  to    be  marked.    "  Tempori- 
bus   quibus   sinistra   erga  eminen- 
tes  interpretatio,  nee  minus  pericu- 
lum  ex  magna  fama,  quam  ex  mala." 
But  here    danger    is   only   to    the 
good,  the  noble,  the  renowned ;  the 


1832.]  What  caused  the 

vilest  are  in  security,  whilst  the  good 
and  pious  must  suffer  all  that  the 
basest  can  inflict,  and  none  but  the 
best,  the  purest,  the  religious,  can 
endure.  The  Bishop  of  Bristol  voted 
against  the  Bill;  therefore,  though 
directed  to  "  put  his  house  in  order," 
he  found  it  a  heap  of  ruins  before 
the  authoritative  summons  could  be 
obeyed. 

In  the  reign  of  Richard  the  Se- 
cond, the  Archbishop  Sudbury  was 
murdered  by  the  mob  under  Wat 
Tyler  and  Jack  Straw,  as  the  Catho- 
lic writers  of  that  day  say,  "  by  a 
judgment  from  heaven,"  and  "  that 
the  voice  of  God  might  be  fulfilled," 
because  he  dared  to  express  his  dis- 
like of  one  of  the  grossest  of  their 
superstitious  follies.*  The  Bishop 
of  Bristol  voted  against  the  Bill,  and 
dared  to  express  his  dislike  of  that 
superstitious  folly,  as  it  may  well  be 
called.  For  did  not  a  resolution  pass 
at  least  at  one  political  meeting, 
charging  the  Bishops  with  "  impiety 
in  voting  against  the  People's  Re- 
form Bill?"  Then,  Reform  is  the 
God  of  the  People ! !  This,  then,  is 
to  be  the  true  interpretation  of  the 
"  Vox  Populi  vox  Dei! !"  Are  we 
to  seek  it  in  the  midst  of  rapine  and 
conflagration  ?  The  prophet  found 
it  not  in  the  strong  wind,  not  in  the 
earthquake,  not  in  the  fire,  but  in  the 
still  small  voice.  No,  if  the  "  Vox 
Populi"  be  the  "  Vox  Dei,"  it  is  not 
to  be  heard  in  the  roar  and  brawling 
of  a  Pandemonium  of  Reformers,  but 
it  is  in  that  still  small  voice  of  hu- 
man society,  pleading  in  charity  and 
prayer,  and  in  the  offices  of  love  and 
dutiful  obedience.  But  we  must  for- 
bear, and  if  any  apology  be  neces- 
sary for  our  warmth,  it  is  that  the 
rulers  of  our  land  have  gone  forth 
"  with  the  rewards  of  divination  in 
their  hands,"  and  have  called  on  the 
people  to  "  curse  whom  God  hath 
not  cursed,  and  to  defy  whom  the 
Lord  hath  not  defied." 
-  But  the  working  of  this  widely- 
diffused  poison  has  a  mischievous 
tendency  to  an  evil  of  no  small  mag- 
nitude. As  it  infuriates  the  idle,  the 
profligate,  the  abandoned,  creates 
apathy  in  the  previously  well  dis- 
posed, so  does  it,  in  a  great  degree, 
paralyse  the  Conservative  citizens. 


Bristol  Riots  ? 


475 


As  we  said  of  the  magistrates  that 
they  were  in  no  ordinary  danger,  so 
must  we  say  of  every  citizen  of  cou- 
rage and  determination  to  do  his 
civic  duty.  Of  this  we  have  a  very 
lamentable  proof  in  the  trials.  If  a 
soldier  (we  as  slightly  as  possible 
allude  to  the  unfortunate  Colonel 
Brereton)  of  undoubted  and  tried 
bravery,  under  the  benumbing  in- 
fluence of  Reform,  became  inert,  and, 
may  we  not  say,  incapable  ?  if  he 
thought  he  was  doing  his  duty  by 
endeavouring  to  soothe  and  to  "  keep 
in  good  humour"  mobs  in  the  very 
acts  of  direct  outrage,  and  thought 
it  right,  in  civic  cases,  not  to  obey 
the  local  magistrates,  but  to  guide 
himself  by  what  he  considered  the 
general  practice  and  feeling  of  the 
government,  we  cannot  wonder  if 
the  well-affected  citizens  felt  alarm- 
ed, should  they  take  upon  themselves 
the  acts  of  necessary  severity  for  the 
suppression  of  tumults — at  a  time, 
too,  when  they  well  knew  that  every 
the  slightest  movement,  that  could 
be  construed  into  one  of  aggression, 
would  subject  them  to  a  persecuting 
scrutiny.  But  should  a  death  unfor- 
tunately occur  from  the  hand  of  the 
civil  power,  however  accidental,  or 
even  in  self-defence,  they  knew  that 
if  they  could  escape  summary  ven- 
geance on  the  spot,  and  their  homes 
and  families  be  saved  from  massacre 
and  fire,  (for  all  this  might  be  in  the 
heat  of  tumult,  when  no  one  could 
tell  how  far  it  would  reach,)  yet 
still  we  say,  they  knew  that  there 
were  parties  much  above  the  mobs, 
of  a  rabid  political  enmity,  from  the 
grasp  of  whose  malignity,  and  parti- 
cularly if  Tories,  they  could  not 
hope  to  escape ;  that  they  would  be 
dragged  before  inquests,  formed  per- 
haps with  little  discrimination,  be 
persecuted  to  imprisonment,  indiet- 
ed  for  murder,  their  lives  and  pro- 
perty at  the  mercy  of  a  doubtfully 
disposed  jury ;  and  they  knew  that 
these  their  persecutors  would  be  the 
loudest  to  call  the  hanging  of  an  in- 
cendiary, a  ringleader,  or  a  robber, 
"  Legal  Murder."  Yet,  even  with 
this  danger  before  them,  there  were 
some  in  the  hour  of  peril  at  their 
posts,  and  not  found  wanting. 
Able  and  eloquent  is  the  defence 


Wickliff's 


476 


What  caused  the  Bristol  Riots  ? 


[March, 


read  to  the  court  by  Captain  Lewis 
— it  is  a  noble  proof  how  a  gentle- 
man can  write,  and  feel,  and  act — it 
is  every  word  from  the  heart  of  a 
man  of  truly  noble  and  generous 
feeling;  and,  would  we  add  one 
word  more  in  praise,  we  would  say 
of  a  British  officer,  that  would  not 
stain  his  character  with  a  falsehood 
to  save  a  thousand  lives,  if  he  had 
them,  and  all  in  jeopardy.  But  every 
word  has  the  continuation  of  evi- 
dence. The  material  part  of  the  tale 
is  shortly  told.  Captain  Lewis,  after 
having  felt  the  ferocity  of  this  "good- 
humoured  mob,"  having  been  knock- 
ed down,  trampled  upon,  and  se- 
riously hurt,  arms  himself  with  pis- 
tols for  self-defence.  He  is  collared 
by  ruffians,  whom  he  might  have 
shot ;  but  out  of  humanity  staid  his 
hand  when  holding  the  pistol.  In 
this  state  his  arm  receives  a  violent 
blow,  the  pistol  goes  off,  and  an  un- 
fortunate boy  is  shot.  We  will  make 
a  few  extracts  from  Captain  Lewis's 
defence;  for  the  personal  narrative 
of  one  man  who  did  his  duty  is  of 
value. 

4<  I  had  not  been  in  my  house  half 
an  hour,  when  a  report  reached  me 
that  the  Gloucester  County  Prison 
was  in  flames,  and  the  mob  were  on 
their  way  to  the  Cathedral.  I  again 
determined  on  rendering  what  aid  I 
could,  and  instantly  went  to  the 
Bishop's  Palace.  I  found  that  the 
mob  had  plundered  it,  and,  having 
set  it  on  fire,  were  attempting  to 
break  into  the  Cathedral,  by  the  door 
under  the  cloisters,  near  the  Chap- 
ter House.  By  the  exertions  of  a 
small  party  whom  I  joined,  they 
were  repulsed,  and  the  fire  appa- 
rently extinguished.  The  alarm  was 
then  given  that  the  mob  were  break- 
ing into  the  houses  in  Queen  Square, 
and  firing  them.  Part  of  the  rioters 
went  away  for  a  short  time,  and  then 
returned,  and  succeeded  in  again 
setting  fire  to  the  palace.  I  did  not 
leave  it  till  I  saw  the  smoke  issuing 
from  the  roof,  and  all  hope  of  being 
of  further  service  was  gone.  I  then 
went  to  the  square,  where  the  mob 
were  numerous,  and  carrying  all 
before  them.  The  Mansion-house, 
and  the  several  adjoining  houses, 
were  in  flames ;  and  riot  and  plun- 
der were  uncontrolled.  I  staid  and 
rendered  what  assistance  I  could; 
but,  in  endeavouring  to  prevent 


some  ruffians  from  entering  the  Cus- 
tom-house, I  was  knocked  down  and 
trampled  upon,  and  so  much  in- 
jured, that  I  was  ultimately  obliged 
to  return  home  ;  which  I  did,  I  think, 
about  two  o'clock  in  the  morning.  I 
had  continued  to  exert  myself  as 
long  as  my  strength  lasted.  During 
the  whole  of  these  proceedings  I 
had  no  constable's  staff- stick,  or 
weapon  of  any  kind." 

After  short  rest  he  is  called  up 
again,  and  says, "  From  the  experience 
I  had  during  the  night,  in  different 
attempts  made  to  disperse  and  sub- 
due the  rioters,  I  was  fully  persua- 
ded of  the  necessity  of  having  with 
me  the  means  of  protecting  myself, 
and  that  it  was  dangerous  to  face 
such  an  infuriated,  drunken,  and 
lawless  mob,  unarmed ;  I  therefore 
determined  on  taking  my  pistols  with 
me,  and  I  accordingly  placed  them 
in  the  inside  bosom-pocket  of  my 
upper  coat.  I  did  this  not  with  a 
view  of  using  them  offensively,  but 
merely  as  a  means  of  self-defence." 
The  constables  try  to  turn  some  men 
out  of  the  square,  and  Captain  Lewis 
assists,  having  no  staff.  Finding  a 
man  lingering  behind,  he  accosts  him ; 
the  man  surlily  retreats  to  the  left 
corner  of  the  square,  followed  by 
Captain  Lewis.  When — we  here  give 
Cap  tain  Lewis' sown  words — "At  the 
corner  two  men  came  forward  and 
joined  him ;  one  of  them  said, '  he  was 
a  fool  if  he  went  any  farther.'  I  then 
discovered  that  there  were  a  great 
many  others  round  the  corner  and 
on  the  quay,  endeavouring  to  conceal 
themselves.  On  being  joined  by  the 
other  two,  and  after  the  above  re- 
mark, the  man  demanded  who  I  was, 
and  advanced  against  me ;  I  told  him 
I  was  a  special  constable,  and  desired 
him  to  keep  off.  On  my  raising  my 
arm  to  keep  him  from  closing  on 
me,  he  instantly  collared  me,  and  at 
the  same  time  I  received  a  severe 
blow  on  the  temple  from  one  of  his 
companions.  I  felt  that  my  life  was 
in  danger.  I  drew  one  of  my  pistols 
from  my  bosom,  and  presented  it  in 
self-defence  to  the  man  who  held 
me  by  the  collar.  I  repeated  that  I 
was  a  special  constable,  which  he 
appeared  to  doubt.  He  swore  I  was 
no  constable,  and  immediately  I  re- 
ceived a  most  severe  blow  just  above 
the  elbow,  on  the  arm  with  which  I 
held  the,  pistol  presented  at  Inm, 


1832.] 


What  caused  the  Bristol  Riots  ? 


477 


which  knocked  it  down  in  quite  a 
different  direction  from  that  in  which 
I  stood,  and  it  instantly  went  off  in 
my  hands.  I  declare  I  never  inten- 
tionally or  consciously  drew  the  trig- 
ger— the  discharge  of  the  pistol  was 
occasioned  by  the  blow.  I  imme- 
diately heard  the  cry  of  a  boy,  and 
saw  him  sitting  about  fifteen  or  six- 
teen yards,  or  perhaps  more,  on  the 
ground  to  my  right.  I  was  greatly 
shocked,  and  in  moving  a  few  steps 
towards  him,  was  surrounded  and 
beat  to  the  ground.  I  was  rescued 
by  the  body  of  constables."  Again, 
"So  conscious  is  the  ruffian  by 
whom  I  was  assaulted  of  the  crime 
he  had  committed  and  contemplated, 
that  he  has  not  dared  to  appear  in 
that  box  as  a  witness  against  me, 
knowing,  that  if  he  did,  he  would 
soon  be  placed  at  the  bar  where  I 
unfortunately  stand.  Instead  of  ha- 
ving acted  with  precipitation  or  pas- 
sion, I  think,  gentlemen,  I  may  take 
credit  for  having  displayed  some  for- 
bearance and  moderation.  I  might 
easily  have  shot  the  man  who  collar- 
ed me.  He  was  in  close  contact  with 
me.  I  could  not  have  missed  him ; 
but  I  hoped  the  threat  I  held  out,  and 
the  menacing  attitude  I  assumed, 
might  have  been  sufficient  for  my 
protection.  I  feel  an  anguish  that  I 
cannot  describe, that  an  innocentboy, 
never  seen  by  me,  was  the  victim. 

"  I  am  extremely  reluctant  to  cast 
reflections  on  others,  but  I  cannot 
refrain  from  remarking  that  the  pro- 
secutor in  this  case  is  not  the  mother 
of  the  deceased  boy,  nor  connected 
with  his  family,  nor  can  I  understand 
how  his  interference  can  arise  from 
a  pure  desire  for  the  due  adminis- 
tration of  justice.  What  could  be 
his  motive  for  preferring  to  the  Grand 
Jury  under  this  Commission  an  in- 
dictment against  me  for  murder, 
when  it  never  could  have  entered 
into  the  mind  of  any  reasonable  man 
that  I  was  guilty  of  that  offence? 
"  The  Grand  Jury  returned  that  bill  of 
indictment,  not  found,  as  to  the 
whole,  though  they  might  have  ne- 
gatived it  as  to  murder,  and  found  it 
a  true  bill  as  to  manslaughter,  if  they 
had  thought  the  evidence  sufficient 
to  put  me  upon  my  trial,  even  for 
the  latter  charge.  The  prosecutor, 
nevertheless,  preferred  to  them  ano- 
ther indictment  against  me  for  man- 
slaughter. 


"  The  Grand  Jury  having  listened 
to  all  the  evidence  that  could  be 
advanced  against  me  on  the  prosecu- 
tion, and  without  even  hearing  my 
defence,  returned  that  indictment,  not 
a  true  bill,  thereby  a  second  time 
recording  their  deliberate  judgment 
of  my  entire  innocence.  Thus  may 
I  say  that  I  have  been  twice  tried 
and  acquitted  by  twenty-three  of  my 
fellow- citizens.  My  fate  is  now  in 
your  hands,  (the  Jury's.)  Your  ver- 
dict of  guilty  might  deprive  me  of 
country,  of  fortune,  of  fair  fame.  But 
with  the  greatest  respect  for  your 
discernment  and  impartiality,  I  an- 
ticipate at  your  hands  an  honourable 
acquittal,  which  will  restore  me  to 
my  afflicted  family,  and  to  that  ere 
ditable  station  in  society  which  I  have 
hitherto  enjoyed,  and  which  it  has 
ever  been  my  earnest  endeavour 
through  life  to  deserve." 

We  need  not  add  the  acquittal  was 
the  signal  for  the  expression  of  ge- 
neral joy  and  satisfaction.  But  we 
are  moved  by  more  important  mo- 
tives than  the  praise  so  justly  due  to 
Captain  Lewis,  in  extracting  so  much 
of  his  defence.  The  question  must 
and  will  be  asked,  who  were  the  real 
prosecutors  ?  From  whose  pockets 
did  the  funds  come  ?  In  Bristol  there 
is  a  general  suspicion.  We  would  not, 
through  fear  of  being  wrong  in  our 
conjecture,  represent  any  man  to  be 
so  black  as  even  to  hint  at  an  indi- 
vidual. But  whoever  they  or  he  may 
be,  we  envy  not  the  feelings  that  will 
assuredly  attend  the  closing  hour  of 
life.  We  understand  this  trial  has 
cost  Captain  Lewis  nearly  L.800,  to 
him  as  a  gentleman  of  ample  fortune 
of  no  consequence — but  it  might  hav  e 
fallen  on  one  whose  acquittal  even 
might  have  been  his  ruin.  Such,  in 
these  "  liberal  days,"  is  the  hazard  to 
be  endured  by  one  who  dares  to  be 
truly  loyal,  and  a  good  citizen  !  !  ! 
And  can  we  wonder  if  cities  are  un- 
protected ? 

If  the  Conservative  citizens  have 
to  dread  the  active  enmity,  open  and 
secret,  of  a  malignant  party,  that 
overawe,  or  are  at  least  uncheck- 
ed by  the  government,  whose  chief 
friends  and  supporters  they  profess 
to  be — if  the  law  is  in  full  energy 
against  the  Conservatives,  and  for 
them  a  dead  letter,  they  are  almost 
.reducedto  a  worse  state  than  could 
arise  from  the  entire  dissolution  of 


478 


What  caused  the  Bristol  Riots  ? 


[March, 


social  order,  which  would  at  least 
arm  them  with  a  power  of  self-de- 
fence, and  remove  at  least  one  power 
of  aggression.  Horrible  as  such  a  state 
must  be,  it  would  offer  an  equality  of 
tyranny,  and,  through  the  common 
check  of  mutual  fear,  promise  some 
protection.  But  in  this  unfortunate 
city  of  which  we  are  treating,  those 
who,  according  to  the  boast  and  dis- 
grace of  the  Reformers,  were  unwill- 
ing to  be  sworn  in  as  special  con- 
stables, with  what  arts  made  unwill- 
ing the  Reformers  well  know,  were 
too  many  of  them  the  willing  spec- 
tators of  the  outrages,  which  if  fully 
successful,  they  had  reason,  upon 
the  authority  of  the  master  Reform- 
ers, to  believe  would  remove  from 
them  taxation,  and  give  them  equal 
rank  and  right  with  the  aristocracy  of 
the  land.  Too  many  became  the  will- 
ing spies  upon  the  movements  of  the 
better  citizens  j  convenient  traitors, 
eager  to  proffer  evidence  against  spe- 
cial constables  and  soldiers,  to  rush 
unbidden  into  inquests  and  commit- 
tees of  enquiry.  If  this  were  not  so, 
the  Bristol  Riots  are  still  an  enigma 
not  to  be  solved  by  any  known  rules 
of  judging  of  the  actions  of  men. 
The  fact  is  fully  established— it  is  the 
boast  of  the  Reformers,  and  this  fact, 
this  complete  success  of  the  evil 
power  of  the  press  and  the  dema- 
gogues, can  alone  remove  the  other- 
wise inexplicable  mystery  that  en- 
velopes the  public  consternation 
over  these  yet  monumental  ruins. 
But  the  moral  ruin  and  distraction 
effected  by  these  causes  will  be  per- 
haps even  more  lasting.  Such  is  the 
state  of  Bristol.  What  was  the  feel- 
ing in  that  city,  at  the  breaking  out 
of  the  last  French  Revolution  ?  The 
Freemen  had,  with  one  voice  of  ap- 
probation, returned  their  long  tried 
and  enthusiastically  honoured  repre- 
sentative, the  firm  supporter  of  con- 
stitutional principles,  nay,  because 
he  was  such ;  when  some  doubts  had 
been  expressed  of  his  offering  him- 
self, they  would  not  hear  of  any  can- 
didate in  his  place,  nor  could  any 
influence  of  any  kind  have  prevailed 
against  him.  His  constitutional  prin- 
ciples were  then  the  principles  of 
the  great  body  of  the  citizens.  Mr 
Protheroe,  the  present  member,  was 
then  an  unsuccessful  candidate.  The 
enthusiasm  of  the  city  was  for  loy- 
alty and  old  constitutional  principles. 


There  was  then  no  doubt  of  the  ge- 
neral feeling.  This  was  so  late  as  in 
August  1830.  The  French  Revolu- 
tion had  just  broke  out,  but  it  had 
not  yet  infected  the  people.  There 
had  not  yet  been  sufficient  time  to 
mature  the  arts  by  which  sedition 
might  be  most  effective.  The  call  had 
not  yet  been  made  to  the  people ;  the 
deluding  bribe  and  the  lying  pro- 
mise had  not  yet  been  offered  to 
them.  The  slanders  of  forty  years 
had  not  diminished  their  loyalty  or 
their  trust.  With  the  new  Adminis- 
tration the  bribery  of  larger  promi- 
ses was  to  be  tried,  and  the  delusion, 
even  from  authority,  of  greater  libels 
on  the  constitution,  was  to  become 
the  active  agent  for  perpetuating 
their  power.  They  had  to  uproot  old 
feelings  and  old  affections  j  all  new 
things  were  therefore  to  be  extolled, 
all  things  were  to  be  changed.  The 
French  Revolution  was  to  be  the  uni- 
versal praise,  and  French  Freedom 
as  far  superior  to  our  own — all  was 
to  be  new.  The  evil  Magician  was 
abroad,  crying  up  "new  lamps  for 
old."  Change,  a  novelty,  indeed,  was 
proclaimed  as  the  one  thing  desira- 
ble, by  the  authority  of  a  Government} 
and  loyalty,  deluded  loyalty,  was 
put  in  requisition  to  pull  down  and 
to  innovate.  The  people  were  flat- 
tered with  the  parade  of  their  own 
power.  The  sovereign  mob  was  the 
idol  the  rulers  had  made,  and  they 
bowed,  and  fell  down  to  it,  and  wor- 
shipped the  work  of  their  own  hands. 
It  was  a  powerful  incantation,  and  evil 
were  the  spirits  that  have  come  forth, 
and  maddened  and  urged  the  high  rab- 
ble and  the  low  to  break  into  the  tem- 
ple of  our  constitution,  and  pollute 
with  curses  th  e  sanctity  of  the  rel  igion 
to  which  ithadbeenconsecrated.  The 
Reformers  sprang  up  with  violence 
and  hatred.  And  soon,  too  soon,  the 
excitement  was  sufficient.  The 
French  Revolution  was  thought  a  fit 
subject  to  disturb  the  repose  of  the 
citizens  of  Bristol.  A  meeting  was 
held  for  congratulation,  and  from 
that  day  incessant  have  been  the  la- 
bours of  the  Press  and  the  Dema- 
gogues. And  that  great  change  has 
been  fully  effected,  which  will  ren- 
der Bristol  evej:  memorable  for  ex- 
hibiting to  the  world,  in  woful  hand- 
writing on  her  walls,  the  true  charac- 
ter of  Reform. 
Citizens  of  Bristol,  you  have  con- 


1832.] 


What  caused  the  Bristol  Riots  ? 


479 


gratulated  the  French  on  their  Three 
Days,  and  you  have  had  three  days 
of  your  own — you  have  been  the  ad- 
miration of  the  people  of  Lyons,  who, 
in  boasted  imitation  of  you,  have  de- 
luged their  streets  with  blood,  and 
are  in  a  state  of  suffering,  which  you 
are  happily  yet  spared.  We  will 
pass  over  the  wretched  victims  that 
have  been  offered  up — but  reflect 
and  see  what  one  short  year  has  made 
you.  You  were  a  happy  people 
under  the  old  constitution  of  Eng- 
land, that  you  pronounced  blessed ; 
you  slept  in  safety  in  your  beds 
without  fear  of  conflagration,  or  the 
terrors  of  infuriated  mobs,  unscared 
by  tales  of  revolutions,  which  were 
to  you  but  as  the  dreams  of  fancy 
from  strange  lands — never  to  be 
realized,  you  fondly  thought,  in  your 
own.  Have  you  now  no  forebodings 
of  more  evil  days  ? — you  may  per- 
haps yet  avert  greater  calamities. 
Your  present  suffering  and  shame  is 
nothing  to  that  which  another  year 
of  continuance  in  the  same  course 
may  produce.  Even  now,  perhaps, 
you  feel  more  indignation  than  re- 
pentance— you  would  shake  off,  if 
you  well  could,  the  imputations  and 
charges  that  stand  against  you.  But 
your  denial  is  vain — you  have  bound 
yourselves  to  "  evil  workers ;"  and 
History,  the  cold  Scrivener,will  point 
to  the  contract;  and  the  date,  and 
detail,  and  stipulations,  will  be  noted 
down  in  the  "  old  almanac,"  that  will 
be  no  longer  discarded. 

But  retrace  your  steps,  reflect 
whither  they  now  tend,  point  to  the 
ruined  homes  of  your  fellow-citizens, 
and  ask  the  Reformers  if  such  be  the 
objects  to  which  they  would  lead 
you,  and  who  are  to  be  your  compa- 
nions; then  bid  them  beat  up  for 
allies  and  recruits  for  Reform  where 
the  riots  of  Bristol  have  never  been 
heard  of;  and  thank  God  that  you 
have  a  church  yet  left  standing,  in 
.  which  you  may  offer  up  your  prayers 
that  the  incendiary  and  the  robber 
may  not  be  at  your  own  doors. 

An  intention  has  been  expressed 
in  the  commencement  of  this  paper, 
to  furnish  some  proofs  of  the  inflam- 
matory, revolutionary  character  of 
the  writings  and  speeches  of  the 
Press  and  the  Demagogues  in  Bristol. 
We  add  a  few  here  as  an  appendix. 
And  here  it  may  not  be  amiss  to  re- 


mark, that  the  reforming  orators  and 
the  reforming  actors  chose  the  same 
arena  for  the  exhibition  of  their 
powers.  The  most  violent  attacks 
upon  the  constitution  were  made  in 
Queen  Square ;  there  were  the 
"words  that  burn,"  there  was  the 
fire  kindled  that  soon  spread  in  aw- 
ful conflagration.  We  do  not  pretend 
to  much  order  or  method, — we  take 
the  specimens  from  a  few  papers  we 
have  before  us.  Previous  to  the  last 
election,  Mr  Protheroe,  the  present 
member,  thus  addressed  the  freemen 
by  letter  :— 

"Whether  that  settlement  shall 
take  place  through  Reform  or 
through  Revolution,  whether  we 
shall  at  once  reap  its  peaceful  fruits, 
or  be  forced  to  win  them  through 
tempestuous  agitation,  will  depend 
upon  the  promptness  and  decision 
with  which  the  national  will  is  de- 
clared." Again  he  asks, — "  Is  the 
city  of  Bristol  blotted  from  the  map 
of  England?" — not  quite,  the  attempt 
did  not  fully  succeed  ! !  On  another 
occasion,  he  speaks  of  the  aristocracy 
as  engaged  in  a  struggle  "  to  obtain 
corrupt  and  obnoxious  power,  as- 
serting their  right  to  treat  their  de- 
pendents as  slaves,  without  freedom 
of  will  or  conduct."  The  people  of 
Nottingham  put  their  meaning  on 
words  uttered  at  Bristol,— Notting- 
ham Castle  burnt,  and  Three  Re- 
formers hanged  !  !  Among  other 
evils,  he  mentions, — "  A  church  ti- 
midly clinging  to  venerable  abuses, 
instead  of  sagaciously  yielding  to 
the  fair  and  reasonable  requirements 
of  an  enlightened  and  investigating 
era." 

After  the  rejection  of  the  Bill,  as 
a  prelude  to  a  determination  to  in- 
sult the  King's  representative,  he 
thus  addresses  his  people  :  "  It  is  not 
a  matter  of  so  much  importance  that 
the  voices  of  gentlemen  should  be 
heard,  as  that  a  demonstration  should 
be  made  of  the  decided,  unaltered,  un- 
changeable WILL  OF  THE  PEOPLE." 

(Cheers,  and  cries—"  the  Square.") 
"  In  the  meantime  he  hoped  the  Lords 
would  learn  a  little  more  virtue  from 
the  people  for  whom  they  legislate. 
With  regard  to  ulterior  measures  in 
case  of  the  Bill  being  again  rejected, 
he  did  not  contemplate  the  necessity 
of  any,  so  confident  wa»  he  that  the 
Bill  would  pass;  but  as  the  subject 
of  resisting  the  taxes  had  been  touch- 


4SO 


What  caused  the  Bristol  Riots  ? 


[March) 


ed  upon,  he  would  say  that  it  was 
their  duty  at  this  moment  to  support 
the  King  and  his  Ministers,  and  not 
desist  from  meeting  and  petitioning 
till  the  Bill  was  secured.  If  this  should 
be  again  rejected,  to  that  evil  day 
they  would  leave  the  adoption  of  any 
other  measures."  (Cheering.)  What! 
the  member  for  the  city  instigate  the 
people,  in  case  of  the  rejection  of  the 
Bill,  to  resist  payment  of  taxes  !  ! 
Mark  how  he  is  cheered  when  he 
directs  the  mob  against  the  Bishops. 

"  OF  THE  BlSHOPS   HE    WOULD   SPEAK 

IN  MERCY — their  day  was  nearly  gone 
by."  (Loud  and  continued  cheers.) 
"  He  would  again  assure  them,  that  if 
any  obstacle  should  be  presented  to 
the  Bill,  he  should  call  on  his  consti- 
tuents for  their  further  operations. 
The  Lords  had  not  only  insulted  the 
Commons  of  England  by  their  insane 
proceedings  with  regard  to  this  Bill, 
but  had  put  a  stop  to  many  other 
good  measures."  (Down  with  them !) 
"  When  the  Bill  had  passed,  the  funds 
which  had  been  provided  for  the  poor 
and  needy  would  no  longer  be  ap- 
plied to  electioneering  purposes." 
Now  he  knew  well  all  the  while  they 
never  had  been  so  applied.  "  Toryism 
was  a  ravenous  bird,  it  had  exhaust- 
ed the  treasury  of  the  state." 

We  shall  only  now  notice  his  pro- 

?osal,  his  stipulation,  that  the  King's 
udge  should  be  insulted,  and  that 
he  thwarted  the  Magistrates  in  their 
efforts  to  keep  the  peace  of  the  city; 
for  "  if  the  people  are  quiet,"  said  he, 
"  they  would  say  there  is  a  reaction." 
The  people  took  the  advice  of  their 
member,  were  not  quiet,  and  showed 
mercy  to  the  Bishop,  as  to  one  whose 
"  day  was  nearly  gone  by,"  by  setting 
fire  to  his  palace ! ! 

Mr  Manchee,  author  of  the  viru- 
lent pamphlet  we  have  before  alluded 
to,  at  a  public  meeting  of  Reformers, 
says,  "  Corporations  were  too  apt  to 
tread  the  people  under  foot,  and  it 
was  time  for  them  to  be  interfered 
with."  This  author  now  attacks  the 
Corporation  of  Bristol  most  vehe- 
mently, because  they  could  not  sup- 
press the  riots  which  such  language 
tends  to  excite ! ! 

W.  P.  Taunton,  Esq.,  chairman  at 
a  Reform  Meeting,  by  way  of  com- 
plimenting the  clergy,  remarks  : — 
"  Should  I  shew  respect  to  a  magni- 
ficent cathedral,  by  prohibiting  the 
use  of  the  brush  and  the  shovel,  lest 


the  vermin  should  be  disturbed  and 
the  filth  removed?" 

We  must  now  introduce  an  orator 
of  very  extraordinary  pretensions, 
Mathew  Bridges,  Esq.,  in  whose 
speeches  it  is  very  difficult  to  find 
anything  tangible.  They  would  bring 
a  sworn  interpreter  to  disgrace  in 
any  court;  yet  the  confusion  of  wild 
ideas,  and  jumble  of  revolutionary 
jargon,  though  powerless  as  an  ap- 
peal to  common  sense,  have  a  very 
exciting  influence  on  those,  who, 
leaving  behind  them  that  valuable 
quality,  bring  only  already  heated 
passions  to  the  field  of  agitation — 
and  they  have  the  singular  property 
of  fitting  any  wrong  to  which  the 
hearer,  in  his  particular  sense  of  in- 
jury, may  wish  to  apply  them.  He 
is,  in  truth,  the  very  catamaran  of 
oratory,  and  when  he  explodes,  he 
must  be  a  bold  man  that  can  say  he 
has  either  body  or  soul.  We  content 
ourselves  with  one  specimen — a  sort 
of  second-sight  view  of  the  horrors 
of  Bristol,  and  all  other  revolutions. 

"  But  take  the  other  alternative — 
suppose  nothing  to  be  done  but  to  re- 
turn to  the  old  regime  I  That  would 
be  the  hour  of  factious  triumph ; 
the  knell  of  liberty  would  be  tolled 
from  one  shore  to  the  other;  then 
there  would  be  one  vast  uniformity 
over  the  whole  surface  of  our  affairs, 
but  it  would  be  like  the  waste  of  a 
sandy  desert,  or  the  terrific  aspect 
of  the  glacier :  it  would  be  the  hour 
when  the  young  earthquake  would 
be  born  that  was  to  overwhelm  us — 
the  hour  when  the  monster  of  cor- 
ruption would  coil  itself  to  spring 
upon  its  victim — when  the  magic 
circle  of  conspiracy  would  be  wrought 
in  darkness — when  deep  would  call 
to  deep — when  all  would  be  uni- 
formly ruinous,  and  the  Sun  of  Eng- 
land would  go  down  :  it  would  be  a 
time  of  pleasure,  mirth,  and  soag,  as 
before ;  but  in  the  midst  of  the  fes- 
tivity a  hand  would  be  seen  writing 
on  the  wall  in  characters  of  fire — the 
volcano  would  soon  burst,  and  the 
government  would  explode  in  atoms 
— (cheers  and  bravo.)— Civil  war 
would  be  at  the  door,  and  wailing 
and  woe  be  heard,  to  which  the  cata- 
racts of  Niagara  would  be  but  whis- 
pers.— Thrones,  and  mitres,  and  trun- 
cheons of  office,  would  go  down  into 
the  pit  together :  and  England,  which 
now  set  one  hand  on  the  river  St 


1832.] 


What  caused  the  Bristol  Riots  ? 


481 


Lawrence  and  the  other  on  the  Gan- 
ges, would  sit  down  in  despair  amidst 
the  awful  thunders  of  Jehovah." — 
(Bravo.)  The  beloved  people  must 
certainly  have  taken  a  hint — for  it 
was  at  the  hour  of  festivity,  at  the 
Mansion-house,  they  fixed  their  cha- 
racters of  fire  on  the  wall — and  the 
government  did  fairly  explode  when 
the  Custom-house  and  Excise,  with 
all  their  barrels  of  spirits,  were 
blown  up — and  there  was  indeed 
like  to  have  been  an  end  to  thrones, 
and  mitres,  and  truncheons  of  office 
— with  the  Bishop  and  the  King's 
Judge.  We  believe  Mr  Bridges  to 
be  a  very  respectable  man  out  of 
this  delusion,  and  are  quite  sure  he 
did  not  mean  the  directions  to  have 
been  taken  so  literally :  but  it  should 
be  a  caution  to  orators,  and  shew 
them  that  the  people  are  for  matter 
of  fact,  and  not  for  figures  of  speech. 
A  Captain  Hodges,  whose  connex- 
ion with  Bristol  was  no  other  than 
official,  having  been  of  the  recruiting 
staff — Adjutant,we  believe,toColonel 
Brereton — so  well  deserved  of  theMi- 
nistry  for  his  strenuous  endeavours 
to  excite  the  people,  that  the  Trea- 
sury, it  is  understood,  appointed  him 
(as  the  condition  on  which  Govern- 
ment information  was  to  be  obtained) 
Editor  of  the  Court  Journal.  We 
hear,  from  some  disagreement  with 
the  proprietor,  he  has  left  that  situ- 
ation, and  has  joined  the  armament 
to  revolutionize  Portugal.  We  can 
spare  room  but  for  an  extract  or  two 
from  his  speeches.  "  Moderation 
was  recommended  to  them  (the  peo- 
ple ;)  but  he  maintained  that  the 
loudest  and  strongest  languageshould 
be  used;  their  infatuated  opponents 
were  not  to  be  moved  with  reason- 
ing ;  fear  alone  would  operate  with 
them."  He  speaks  of  "  a  black  dose 
for  him  (Sir  Charles  Wetherell)  and 
his  Brother  Aldermen  to  swallow ;" 
"  yet  take  it  he  must."  The  people 
"  had  a  great  battle  to  fight;"  "  if 
they  should  find  the  struggle  going 
hard  with  them,  if  he  were  an  hun- 
dred miles  off,  though  he  had  no  vote, 
he  would  come  and  throw  himself 
among  them;"  and  promises  "  to 
shed  the  last  drop  of  his  blood." 
After  the  rejection  of  the  Reform  Bill 
he  tells  the  people  that  «  he  had 
heard  th  em  traduced  and  belied,  night 
after  night,  in  the  two  Houses  of  Par- 
liament." « If  a  Tory  Administration 


had  gained  the  ascendency,  would 
they  have  been  allowed  to  express 
their  sentiments  freely  on  that  day  ? 
No — they  would  have  had  cannons 
planted  at  the  several  avenues  of  the 
Square,  and  soldiers  drawn  up  to 
overawe  them ;  though,  thank  God, 
the  Tories  had  not  much  of  the  army, 
for  a  majority  of  them  clearly  saw 
that  their  interests  lay  with  the  King 
and  the  people. — (Cheers.) — He  did 
not  think  the  King  would  dare  to 
place  the  Duke  of  Wellington  at  the 
head  of  his  Administration.  If  ever 
that  day  should  arrive,  no  power  on 
earth  should  prevent  him  from  using 
his  own  discretion  for  the  protection 
of  his  person  and  property." 

It  is  too  disgusting  a  work  to  make 
selection  from  the  mass  before  us. 
Numerous  other  orators  are  there 
whom  we  are  compelled  to  leave  un- 
noticed. The  virulence,  coarseness, 
and  ribaldry,  so  freely  let  loose 
throughout  the  country,  may  be  found 
in  excess,  by  any  one  who  will  take 
the  trouble  to  refer  to  the  speeches 
of  the  Bristol  orators,  to  be  met  with 
in  the  local  press.  We  will  not  pur- 
sue the  examination.  We  are  not 
very  well  acquainted  with  all  the 
abominations  of  a  portion  of  that 
press ;  but  we  cannot  help  noticing, 
that  the  extracts  from  the  London 
press  selected  by  a  Bristol  paper — 
the  Mercury — at  the  very  time  that  it 
is  publishing  to  the  world  the  horrid 
detail  of  the  riots,  are  well  calculated 
to  inflame,  not  to  allay,  the  turbulent 
spirit  that  devastated  the  unfortunate 
city.  The  following  specimens  may 
shew  the  animus  and  judgment : — 
"  THE  BISHOPS.— TheBishops  are 
an  amphibious  sort  of  beings,  neither 
*  fish,  flesh,  nor  fowl,  nor  good  red 
herring.'  Their  idols  are  silver  and 
gold, — eyes  have  they,  and  see  not, 
— but  I  cannot  add  with  the  royal 
poet,  hands  have  they,  and  handle 
not.  How  to  propitiate  such  things 
is  more  difficult  than  expensive ;  but 
even  the  Liturgy  of  their  own  com- 
posing makes  them  hard  of  manage- 
ment. They  have,  by  grasping  all, 
lost  all;  and  from  their  treason  to 
their  high  calling,  disloyalty  and  dis- 
honesty, the  people  (not  to  speak  ir- 
reverently) *  mock  when  their  fear 
cometh/ — as  come  it  most  assuredly 
will,  when,  as  the  wise  man  says, 
they  shall  eat  the  fruit  of  their  own 
way,  and  be  filled  with  their  own 


482 


What  caused  the  Bristol  Riots  ? 


[March, 


devices.  (From  a  correspondent  of 
the  Morning  Chronicle.)"—"  (From 
the  News.) — When  a  spirit  of  com- 
bination appears  among  the  higher 
orders  to  withhold  from  the  people 
their  rights,  it  is  deemed,  even  by 
the  most  prudent,  proper  to  meet 
this  spirit  by  a  similar  combination 
on  the  part  of  the  people ;  and  if  the 
result  should  be  a  conflict,  where 
will  the  Anti-reform  Spiritual  and 
Temporal  Lords  be,  in  a  month  ?  On 
the  army  they  can  place  no  confi- 
dence, for  that  is  at  the  King's  dis- 
posal ;  besides,  from  the  admixture 
of  the  soldiery  with  the  people,  the 
former  are  become,  three  parts  out 
of  four,  Reformers ;  and  would  hard- 
ly obey  their  officers,  were  they  call- 
ed on  to  fight  for  the  borough  mon- 
gers. On  the  Yeomanry  they  know 
they  cannot  rely;  for,  besides  that 
the  '  Unions'  would  annihilate  them 
in  a  week,  the  bulk  of  the  Yeomanry 
would  not  draw  a  sword  in  their  fa- 
vour. Their  only  resource  is  their 
tenantry  j  and  to  them  their  conduct 
has  been  such  (we  instance  the  Duke 
of  Newcastle,  and  Lords  Salisbury, 
Stamford,  Warwick,  &c.)  that  they 
could  not,  for  very  shame,  ask  them 
to  act  in  the  field  in  their  favour. 
They  have,  therefore,  nothing  to 
place  in  contact  with  Political  Unions 
of  the  people ;  and  if  the  latter,  in 
the  event,  do,  as  they  no  doubt  will, 
beard  them  in  their  halls — thwart 
them  in  their  magisterial  capacities — 
interpose  between  them  and  their 
game-law  victims — make  known  their 
every  act  of  domestic  and  public 
tyranny— in  fine,  if  they  make  their 
country-seats  too  hot  to  hold  them, 
who  but  themselves  will  they  have  to 
blame  for  the  whole?  Had  it  not 
been  for  the  oppression  of  the  aris- 
tocracy— an  oppression  they  will  not 
even  now  quietly  relinquish — the 
people  would  never  have  thought  of 
Political  Unions:  they  have,  how- 
ever, been  in  a  manner  driven  into 
them ;  and  the  Bishops  and  the  other 
Anti-reformers  must  take  the  con- 
sequences." We  would  simply  ask 
Mr  Protheroe,  the  member  for  Bris- 
tol, whom  we  suppose  to  be  the  un- 
known president,  and  Mr  Herapath, 
vice-president  of  the  Political  Union 
at  Bristol,  if  such  be  the  objects  for 
which  that  Union  was  established  ? 
They  have  certainly  "  thwarted  them 
in  their  magisterial  capacities  j"  and 


have  made  houses  too  hot  to  hold 
them.  If  we  seek  a  solution  for  this 
hatred  of  authority,  and  combination 
to  degrade  the  high,  we  know  where 
to  find  it.  "  How  can  one  enter  into 
a  strong  man's  house  and  spoil  his 
goods,  except  he  first  bind  the  strong 
man,and  then  he  will  spoil  his  house  ?" 
Under  the  possibility  that  these  pages 
may  even  meet  the  eyes  of  Majesty, 
we  will  not  forbear  the  admirable 
conclusion — that  "if  the  goodman 
of  The  House  had  known  in  what 
watch  the  thief  would  come,  he  would 
have  watched,  and  would  not  have 
suffered  his  House  to  be  broken  up." 

It  is  not  very  extraordinary  if 
"  Agitators,"  with  a  touch  of  con- 
science, or  any  other  sympathy, 
should  be  the  loudest  to  make  an  out- 
cry against  the  punishment  of  offend- 
ers. It  can  therefore  be  a  matter  of 
surprise  to  none,  that  the  execution 
of  the  law  should  be  denominated 
"  legal  murder."  But  it  may  not  be 
amiss  to  recommend  the  Reformers, 
for  the  future,  abstinence  from  lan- 
guage that  is  sure  to  direct  to  out- 
rage ;  and  that  they  do  not,  on  every 
slight  occasion,  imitate  mad  bulls, 
who  think  it  the  business  of  their 
fury  to  go  ranting  and  roaring  and 
tearing  away,  up  tail  and  down  horn, 
as  if  this  paradise  of  earth  was  only 
formed  to  be  blasted  with  the  gust 
of  their  nostrils,  and  polluted  with 
the  tramp  of  their  hoofs. 

But  we  still  trust  to  the  Conserva- 
tives of  the  country,  and  believe  they 
are  not  to  be  intimidated  by  the  "mad- 
ness of  the  people,"  or  the  roaring 
of  the  beast.  We  trust  that  the  Sun 
of  England  "  will  not  go  down,"  but 
will  shine  bright,  and  dissipate  the 
thick  and  noisome  vapours  that  brood 
over  us.  They  are  but  like  the  black 
and  smoky  vomitings  from  the  fur- 
naces of  a  Birmingham  smithy,  that, 
though  they  seem  for  a  while  to 
blacken  heaven,  are  never  at  any 
time  much  above  the  earth,  and  then, 
when  they  are  at  their  highest,  are 
nearer  their  dispersion. 

We  have  brought  forward  to  the 
public  some  of  the  dramatis  persona 
of  the  Bristol  tragedy.  How  shall 
we  dismiss  them? — The  facetious 
Lord  Chancellor  has  appropriated 
to  himself  the  admirable  expedient  of 
Mr  Puff  in  the  Critic,  of  going  off 
kneeling.  The  effect  of  that  is,  there- 
fore, spoiled.  Besides,  it  would  be 


1832.] 


What  caused  the  Bristol  Riots? 


483 


an  attitude  of  penitence  we  are  by 
no  means  certain  they  feel.  Consi- 
dering them  likewise  in  the  light  of 
Authors,  there  is  yet  a  becoming  po- 
sition as  a  great  critic  bespeaks  for 
them — Mr  Bayes — who  gave  it  as  his 
opinion,  that  if  thunder  and  light- 
ning could  not  frighten  an  audience 
into  complaisance,  the  sight  of  an  Au- 
thor with  a  rope  about  his  neck  might 
work  them  into  pity. 

On  the  whole,  we  congratulate 
the  country  on  the  Bristol  Riots. 
They  have  given  a  foretaste  of  de- 


mocracy,—-they  have  opened the  eyes 
of  multitudes  of  the  deluded, — they 
have  caused  the  law  to  be  ably  ex- 
pounded, that  it  cannot  be  again  mis- 
understood. They  have  shewn  spe- 
cimens of  the  arrogance  and  the  pol- 
troonery of  Political  Unions — they 
have  pointed  out  to  the  soldier  his 
particular  duty,  and  have  proved  that, 
unless  checked  by  superior  com- 
mand, he  will  do  it ;  that  when  the 
word  is  given,  he  will  repress  the 
Mob,  and  not  submit  to  it  as  his  So- 
vereign. 


THE  EXECUTIONER. 

[Concluded.] 
CHAPTER  II. 


Many,  many  months  have  elapsed 
since  the  day  on  which  the  frightful 
event  I  have  just  recorded  occurred ; 
but  the  vision  to  my  senses  remains 
as  perfect  as  if  the  scene  was  still 
enacting ;  and  instead  of  there  being 
for  me  a  morrow,  and  a  morrow,  and 
a  morrow,  it  seems  as  though  my 
whole  life  was  a  mere  repetition  of 
one  day's  existence.  I  am  built 
round,  and  confined  to  one  abode  of 
sensations,  as  Rome's  offending  Ves- 
tals were  encased  for  their  unchaste- 
ness  in  the  bondage  of  entombing 
bricks;  and  whatever  outward  events 
of  variance  occur,  my  heart  is  for 
ever  reminding  me  that  I  am  the  ex- 
ecutioner of  Edward  Foster.  His 
care-worn  dejected  countenance  flits 
for  ever  before  my  eyes :  I  meet  him 
amid  the  desolateness  of  the  far-ex- 
tending moor ;  he  walks  by  my  side 
through  the  streets  of  the  crowded 
city ;  and  when  I  sleep  he  stalks  be- 
fore my  fancy,  dismal  and  enshroud- 
ed, the  hero  of  my  dreams. 

But  in  the  earlier  days  that  follow- 
ed that  which  ever  haunts  me,  it 
was  not  my  heart  alone  that  remind- 
ed me  of  the  hateful  deed.  I  was 
the  observed  of  all  observers: — the 
rabble  tracked  my  every  footstep, 
and  hooted  me  like  some  reptile, 
disgusting — not  dangerous,  back  to 
my  solitary  den.  I  was  the  marked 
of  men : — they  almost  disavowed  my 
affinity  to  the  species;  and  as  I  list- 
ened to  their  groans  of  execration,  I 
began  to  feel  as  if  that  affinity  was 


fast  melting  into  air,  and  leaving  me, 
in  sooth,  some  monstrous  thing  that 
nature  had  created  only  to  shew  how 
beyond  herself  she  had  power  to  act. 

My  father  very  soon  quitted  me. — 
"  We  must  part  for  a  while,"  said  he 
to  me  on  the  second  morning  after 
that  which  had  witnessed  the  close  of 
Foster's  life — "  We  must  part  for  a 
while  ;  for  I  have  to  provide  the 
means  of  subsistence  for  us  both — 
and  perchance  even  a  still  further 
revenge.  Here  is  such  money  as  I 
can  spare  for  the  present;  and  this 
day  six  months  we  will  meet  again 
on  this  spot,  that  I  may  make  farther 
provision  for  you." 

I  was  not  sorry  thus  to  part  with 
him ;  for  though  he  still  retained  his 
power  over  my  mind,  it  was  so  uni- 
ted with  fear  and  dread,  that  I  rather 
looked  upon  him  as  a  master  than  a 
friend,  and  felt  that  obedience  to  his 
will  was  something  beyond  choice  or 
resistance.  Besides,  his  presence 
was  too  intimately  connected  with 
the  memory  of  my  deed  of  death,  to 
offer  me  any  chance,  while  he  re- 
mained, of  being  able  to  reject  the 
painful  burden  from  my  mind;  and 
I  hoped  that  his  absence  would  al- 
low me  to  bury  the  hangman-image 
of  my  brain  in  the  depths  of  forget- 
fulness. 

But,  as  I  have  already  said,  the 
hope  was  vain.  Though  the  author 
of  the  scene  had  departed,  the  scene 
itself  was  ever  present;  and  after 
finding  that  I  could  not  get  rid  either 


484 

of  my  own  reflections,  or  the  insult- 
ing notice  of  the  mob,  I  determined 
to  quit  Okeham,  and  not  to  return 
till  my  appointment  with  Lockwood 
demanded  my  reappearance  there. 

Once  again,  therefore,  I  became  a 
wandering  outcast,  with  none  either 
to  cherish  or  to  pity  me.  Nay,  I  was 
in  worse  condition  than  when  I  first 
ventured  to  present  myself  to  the 
mercy  of  the  world  on  quitting  the 
cottage  in  the  fens.  Then,  though 
rejected  by  man,  I  had  something 
within  to  support  and  assist  in  bear- 
ing me  harmless  against  the  attacks 
of  misfortune.  But  now  that  single 
consolation  had  disappeared.  I  my- 
self had  struck  down  honesty  in  my 
heart,  and  had  set  up  wickedness  in 
its  place.  The  death  of  Foster  alone 
did  not  stand  recorded  there.  The 
hatred  of  the  multitude,  expressed 
in  no  equivocal  phrase  whenever  I 
appeared  in  the  streets  of  Okeham, 
had  driven  me  to  the  jail  for  refuge, 
where  I  learned  to  assort  myself 
with  those  who  set  decency  at  de- 
fiance, and  scouted  morality  as  an 
intrusion  upon  their  pleasures.  I 
gazed  upon  these  associates,  and 
perceived  that  drink  and  debauchery 
were  their  prime  pursuits ;  and  when 
I  remembered  how  brandy  had  help- 
ed me,  on  the  night  before  the  exe- 
cution, to  forget  nature,  and  give 
strength  to  passion,  I  too  resolved  to 
pursue  the  gross  luxuries  taught  by 
their  brute-philosophy ;— and  the 
deeper  I  drank,  the  more  firmly  did 
I  implant  in  my  own  system  the 
wickedness  of  those,  who,  not  being 
better,  were  worse  than  myself. 

These  were  the  changes,  then, 
that  had  taken  place  within  me  since 
I  first  wandered  from  the  cottage  in 
the  fens ;  and  though  I  had  not,  as 
then,  to  beg  for  a  miserable  pittance, 
they  were  sufficient  to  make  me  feel 
that  I  was  dragging  on  a  useless  exist- 
ence with  no  object  in  view — with  no 
remedy  in  prospect.  I  was  like  one  of 
those  unfortunates,  who,  in  the  olden 
time,  had  the  choice  given  them  to 
drown  by  water,  or  to  burn  at  the 
stake ;  for  I  had  but  the  alternative 
either  to  let  the  recollections  of  what 
had  been  wring  my  very  heart,  or 
to  drown  them  in  deep  intoxicating 
draughts,  from  which,  each  time  that 
I  awoke  from  them,  I  was  more  and 
more  hateful  to  myself. 
The  one  small  consolation  that  my 


The  Executioner.     Chap.  II. 


[March, 


departure  from  Okeham  was  intend- 
ed to  afford,  was  that  of  avoiding 
the  sight  of  those  who  knew  the 

fuilty  work  in  which  these  hands 
ad  been  engaged,  and  who,  in  the 
exuberance  of  their  feeling,  hesitated 
not  to  let  me  know  that  they  knew 
it.  But  this  consolation  was  not  of 
long  continuance.  After  strolling 
for  some  days  wherever  chance 
directed,  I  reached  the  city  of  Peter- 
borough, wet,  tired,  and  in  deep  de- 
spondency at  the  forlorn  abandon- 
ment which  seemed  to  mark  my 
destiny.  It  was  in  this  state  of  feel- 
ing that  I  found  myself  at  the  door 
of  a  mean  public-house,  and  the 
sight  of  it  reminded  me  that  there 
was  still  the  pernicious  refuge  of 
brandy  at  my  command.  I  entered, 
and  called  for  liquor — drank,  and 
called  again.  The  fatigue  that  I  had 
undergone  gave  additional  strength 
to  the  potations  in  which  I  had  in- 
dulged,* and  intoxication  followed. 
What  occurred  during  the  stronger 
influence  of  the  liquor  I  know  not — 
but  on  my  first  beginning  to  regain 
possession  of  my  senses,  it  seemed 
as  if  I  had  been  wakened  into  con- 
sciousness by  a  severe  blow  on  my 
forehead ;  but  I  had  no  time  to  ask 
myself  any  questions,  for  I  found 
that  I  was  surrounded  by  a  mob  of 
the  lowest  rabble, — pushed  from  side 
to  side,  with  a  blow  from  one  and  a 
kick  from  another — while  universal 
execrations  rang  around.  Oh,  how 
well  did  I  know  those  sounds ! — and 
as  they  reached  my  ear  I  strained  my 
heavy  eyes  to  see  whether  some 
strange  and  unaccountable  event  had 
reconveyed  me  into  the  streets  of  Oke- 
ham. But  no  ! — The  houses  and  the 
streets  were  utterly  unknown  to  me 
— it  was  the  mob  and  their  outcries 
alone  that  came  familiar  to  my  sen- 
ses, and  that  reminded  me  of  the  fore- 
gone scene  of  my  insults.  It  was 
long  before  I  could  escape  their 
fangs,  and  when  at  last,  through  the 
humane  exertions  of  a  few,  I  suc- 
ceeded in  effecting  a  retreat,  I  still 
heard,  as  I  crossed  fields  and  sought 
infrequent  places,  the  words, — 
"wretch,"  "villain,"  "hangman," 
echoing  in  my  ears.  Hangman  !— 
Aye,  that  was  the  word  so  uproari- 
ously dwelt  upon. — Hangman  ! — 
Then  I  was  discovered — traced! — 
Even  in  Peterborough — miles  from 
the  scene  of  my  fatal  revenge,  the 


1832.]  The  Executioner. 

mob,  as  it  were  by  instinct,  had 
translated  my  character,  and  had 
joined  their  brethren  of  Okeham  in 
expressing  their  abhorrence  of  it. 

These  thoughts  urged  me  on  with 
fearful  speed  ;  and  after  creeping, 
noiseless  and  stealthily,  for  another 
three  or  four  days,  by  any  path  that 
seemed  most  desolate,  I  arrived  at 
Bedford.  As  I  beheld  the  tall  spires 
of  the  town  in  the  distance,  I  shud- 
dered, and  twice  turned  to  avoid  the 
place.  But  I  was  half  dead  with  ex- 
haustion; night  was  at  hand;  and 
with  a  kind  of  desperate  resolution 
I  slunk  into  the  town,  and  dived  into 
the  first  obscure  street  that  present- 
ed itself.  Each  person  that  I  met,  I 
turned  away  my  head,  slouched  my 
hat,  and  endeavoured  to  avoid  his 
gaze.  But  no  one  seemed  to  notice 
me,  and  gradually  I  became  more 
assured.  My  sinking  strength  warn- 
ed me  that  I  needed  sustenance ;  and 
again,  for  the  first  time  since  my  flight 
from  Peterborough,  I  ventured  into 
a  public-house.  Tempting  brandy 
was  at  hand ;  I  snu#ed  its  seductive 
flavour  as  soon  as  I  entered  the  place, 
and  the  recollection  of  its  exciting, 
drowning,  oblivious  influence,  infu- 
sed itselt  with  irresistible  power  over 
my  spirit.  Brandy  was  had.  Glorious, 
destructive  drink  !  I  quaffed  it,  and 
it  seemed  to  resuscitate  me,  heart 
and  head.  It  was  to  me  like  the  helm, 
and  the  buckler,  and  the  coat  of  mail 
to  the  knight  of  crusade, — it  armed 
me  cap-a-pie,  and  I  staggeredjbeneath 
the  power  of  my  panoply."  Fresh 
draughts  produced  fresh  intoxica- 
tion, and  again  I  was  lost  to  all  re- 
collection of  what  was  occurring. 
But — horror !  horror  ! — again  I  was 
awakened  from  what  I  deemed  my 
bliss  by  a  repetition  of  the  same  scene 
that  I  had  undergone  at  Peterborough 
•—the  same  insults,  the  same  buftet- 
ing,  the  same  execration,  awakened 
me  from  my  drunkenness,  and  forced 
me  to  fly  for  my  life. 

.What  could  it  mean  ?  Was  I  pur- 
sued through  all  my  winding  paths 
and  labyrinth  of  ways  by  some  trea- 
cherous spy,  that  only  tracked  me  to 
betray,  and  hold  me  up  to  the  detest- 
ation of  mankind  ?  I  was  bewilder- 
ed by  the  confusion  of  ideas  that  my 
still  half-intoxicated  brain  presented 
in  solution  of  the  riddle,  when  a  few 
words  that  dropped  from  one  of  my 
groaning  pursuers  told  me  all,  Ha- 


Chap.  II.  485 

ving  launched  after  me  a  deep  and  fe- 
rocious shout,  he  exclaimed,  "  Beast, 
be  wise  at  least  in  future !  If  you 
must  drink,  do  it  where  there  are 
none  to  hear  you  blab  your  hangman 
secrets." 

Powers  of  hell,  this,  then,  was  the 
answer  to  the  enigma  that  maddened 
me!  I  myself  was  the  stupid  spy 
that  had  discovered  all,  and  roused 
the  wrath  of  thousands  against  my 
guilty  confessions.  I  was  he  that 
proclaimed  to  the  world,  "  Ambrose 
is  an  executioner !"  And  what  urged 
me  to  such  insane  disclosure  ?  Aye, 
aye — brandy,brandy !  The  only  power 
to  which  I  could  fly  to  steep  me  in 
forgetfulness  of  myself,  played  the 
traitor  game  with  me  of  bidding  flow 
those  words  that  betrayed  me  to  the 
rest  of  the  world. 

Farewell,  then,  to  all  refuge  against 
myself,  and  my  own  thoughts !  Fare- 
well to  all  oblivion  of  the  thing  that 
haunted  me  like  a  demon-spectre, 
each  day  presenting  itself  in  more 
frightful  guise  than  on  the  last !  Fare- 
well !  farewell ! — the  deep  potations 
for  which  my  aching  senses  yearned 
must  be  forsworn ;  and  for  the  sake 
of  hiding  my  sin  from  the  gaze  of 
men,  I  must  be  content  to  expose  it 
for  ever  and  for  ever  to  the  galling 
of  my  own  conscience,  and  the  har- 
rowing of  my  own  recollections. 

From  the  day  of  my  exposure  at 
Bedford,  I  looked  upon  myself  as  one 
for  ever  doomed  to  live  apart,  not 
only  from  the  intercourse  of  men, 
but  even  from  the  very  sight  of  them  ; 
and  as  I  wandered  through  the  coun- 
try I  was  ready  to  fly,  like  a  frighted 
deer,  on  the  first  glimpse  of  a  human 
figure  in  the  distance;  till  the  all- 
subduing  pangs  of  hunger  forced  me 
to  encounter  man,  and  even  then  I 
would  purchase  enough  to  last  me 
for  days,  that  I  might  not  too  soon 
again  have  to  face  my  enemy. 

Thus  with  various  wanderings  over 
the  face  of  England  I  suffered  the 
time  to  elapse  till  the  day  of  my  ap- 
pointment with  my  father  was  draw- 
ing near.  I  had  seen  it  gradually- 
approaching,  as  the  condemned  pri- 
soner counts  the  gliding  hours  that 
are  slipping  away  between  him  and 
his  fate ;  and  it  was  with  sensations 
of  inexpressible  disgust,  that  I  con- 
templated the  necessity  of  my  once 
again  appearing  in  Okeham,  where 
my  face  and  my  crime  were  so  well 


486 

known.  Compulsion,  however,  ruled 
my  actions  with  a  strong  arm.  My 
money  was  nearly  exhausted ;  and 
my  heart  sickened  at  the  thought  of 
continuing  to  wander  in  dread  and 
misery  through  the  byways  of  the 
world.  I  resolved,  therefore,  to  meet 
Lockwood  as  he  had  directed ;  I  de- 
termined to  detail  to  him  all  the  hor- 
rors of  thought  and  deed  that  I  had 
undergone ;  and  to  implore  him,  by 
his  paternal  love  for  me,  to  make 
some  arrangement  by  which  I  might 
be  removed  to  another  country, 
where  all  knowledge  of  me  would  be 
extinct. 

These  thoughts  somewhat  lighten- 
ed my  heart,  as  I  turned  my  steps 
towards  Okeham ;  and  in  obedience 
to  its  suggestions,  I  tried  to  persuade 
myself  that  there  was  only  one  more 
painful  struggle  to  be  undergone, 
and  that  after  that  there  might  be 
something — if  not  pleasurable — at 
least  neutral  and  free  from  torture, 
about  to  fall  to  my  lot.  The  same 
hope  made  me  regard,  with  a  more 
kindly  aspect,  the  prospect  of  my 
reunion  with  my  father.  It  was  he, 
indeed,  that  had  given  action  to  my 
hatred  for  man,  by  moulding  it  into 
revenge  towards  one  individual  of 
the  species ;  and  it  was  through  that 
revenge  that  the  last  six  months  of 
misery  had  been  inflicted.  But  re- 
venge was  at  an  end — Foster  was  in 
his  grave — Ellen's  manes  were  ap- 
peased— and  I  clung  with  inexpress- 
ible satisfaction  to  the  hope  that 
my  father,  when  he  should  hear  the 
details  of  my  sufferings,  would  move 
heaven  and  earth  to  convey'me  from 
a  land  that  seemed  to  have  nothing 
but  wretchedness  to  bestow  on  the 
most  unfortunate  of  her  children. 

It  was  well  for  me  that  some  such 
sensations  as  these  stole  upon  me 
as  I  approached  Okeham,  or  never 
should  I  have  been  able  to  have 
gathered  sufficient  courage  within 
myself  to  enter  that  hated  town.  As 
it  was,  I  lingered  in  the  neighbour- 
hood till  the  clouds  of  night  collect- 
ed thick  and  gloomy  around,  and 
even  then  did  not  venture  amid  the 
scenes  that  were  too  painfully  in- 
scribed on  my  memory  ever  to  be 
forgotten,  without  affecting  a  change 
in  my  gait,  and  such  alterations  in 
my  general  appearance  as  seemed 
best  calculated  to  spare  me  from  re- 
cognition, At  lengtb,  I  arrived  at 


The  Executioner.     Chap.  IL 


[March, 


the  obscure  lodging  that  had  been 
appointed  by  my  father  for  our  ren- 
dezvous.—I  was  there  to  the  very 
day, — almost  to  the  very  hour  of  the 
reckoning ;  and  on  finding  that  I  had 
arrived  at  the  goal  of  my  expecta- 
tion without  discovery,  or  its  accom- 
panying shout  of  execration,  such  as 
had  farewelled  me  from  the  place,  I 
felt  as  if  a  huge  load  of  bitterness 
had  been  subtracted  from  my  bosom, 
and  whispered  to  myself  to  welcome 
it  as  the  forerunner  of  still  better 
tidings. 

On  enquiring  for  my  father,  how- 
ever, I  found  that  he  was  not  there ; 
but  in  his  stead  was  presented  to 
me  a.  letter  which  had  arrived  that 
morning.  I  opened  it;  and  these 
were  its  contents  :— 

"  Do  you  remember,  Ambrose,  the 
sentiment  with  which  we  parted  six 
months  ago  ? — c  Perchance  even  a 
still  further  revenge  is  in  prepara- 
tion for  us !'  It  is  that  chance  that 
I  have  been  watching.  It  has  ar- 
rived— but  I  dare  not  quit  my  vic- 
tim. Come  to  me  instantly,  dear 
Ambrose.  Come  with  gladness  at 
your  heart,  and  brightness  in  your 
eyes;  for  our  mutual  cup  of  ven- 
geance will  speedily  be  filled  to  the 
overflowing.'* 

The  letter  then  went  on  to  direct 

me  to  meet  him  at .  But  no, 

no! — I  have  already  specified  too 
many  localities  to  trace  my  wretched 
progress;  and  I  will  not  give  utter- 
ance to  that  which  will  betray  my 
present  abode,  and  bring  the  callous 
and  the  curious  to  my  receptacle  for 
the  purpose  of  comparing  me  with 
my  distressful  story,  and  so  feeding 
their  depraved  and  unfeeling  appe- 
tite. 

The  few  lines  that  Lockwood  had 
thus  penned,  were  read  by  me  again 
and  again,  but  it  was  vainly  that  I 
endeavoured  to  interpret  their  mean- 
ing. What  further  revenge  my  fa- 
ther had  in  store  was  a  mystery  be- 
yond my  solution,  and  seemed  to  be- 
long to  some  portion  of  his  story 
with  which  I  was  unacquainted. 
I  only  knew  that  the  very  mention 
of  vengeance  struck  upon  my  heart 
with  a  pestilential  sickness,  such  as 
can  only  be  felt  when  the  mind  itself 
is  in  a  state  of  utter  loathing.  That 
I  still  hated  mankind,  my  bosom  too 
keenly  felt  to  admit  of  any  question  j 
but  the  sufferings  that  I  had  under- 


The  Executioner.     Chap.  II.  487 

it.  Besides,  we  have  that  within  which 


1832.] 

gone,  in  answer  to  my  claim  for  re- 
venge, had  been  too  acute  and  pene-  soars  high  above  the  power  of  any 
trating  not  to  excite  the  deepest  an-  mortal  draught — We  have  revenge !" 
guish  when  a  second  scene  of  the  "  We  have  revenge !"   I  echoed. 


same  order  as  the  first  was  offered 
to  my  gaze. 

Yet  obey  his  letter  I  must !— Well- 
nigh  penniless — entirely  friendless, 
—it  was  to  him  alone  that  I  had  to 
look! 

I  set  out,  therefore,  immediately 
upon  the  journey  which  he  had  pre- 
scribed; but  it  was  with  a  fearful 
heaviness  of  spirit  that  I  prosecuted 
my  weary  way  thither.  The  gleam 
of  happiness  that  had  broken  in  upon 
me  for  a  moment,  was  like  the  fitful 
bursting  of  the  sun  through  a  deep 
November  gloom,  coming  but  to  dis- 
appear again,  and  to  make  the  tra- 
veller still  more  conscious  of  the 
cheerless  prospect  that  surrounded 
him. 

After  the  lapse  of  some  days,  I 
reached  the  town  to  which  my  father 
had  summoned  me ;  and  with  no  lit- 
tle difficulty  discovered  the  lodging 
to  which  he  had  directed  my  steps. 
He  received  me  with  almost  a 
shout  of  delight;  and  as  I  gazed  up- 
on his  countenance,  all  the  past  events 
that  Okeham  had  witnessed  crowded 
to  my  imagination  with  a  frightful 
verity  of  portraiture. 

"  Ambrose,  Ambrose,"  he  exclaim- 
ed, "  all  is  now  complete.  The  death 
of  Foster  six  months  since  was  but 
a  stepping-stone  to  this — the  most 
glorious  consummation  of  the  most 
glorious  passion  that  ever  filled  the 
heart  of  man.  But  you  smile  not,  my 
son  !  I  see  not  that  glow  of  fervour 
that  was  wont  to  cross  your  brow 
when  I  whispered  '  revenge'  in  your 
ear,  and  pointed  the  certain  road  to 
its  accomplishment." 

"  1  cannot  smile,"  returned  I,  with 
an  inward  groan,  "  nay,  I  almost  feel 
as  if  to  expect  it  of  me  was  an  insult. 
I  am  not  trie  same  Ambrose  that  you 
knew  six  months  ago." 

"  Pshaw  !  you  are  a  cup  too  low. 
'Let  us  discuss  a  bottle  of  brandy,  and 
I  warrant  there  will  be  smiles  enough 
dancing  in  your  eyes." 

"  No,  no,  no,"  cried  I  with  terror ; 
"  No  brandy !  I  have  forsworn  the 
treacherous  liquor  that  seduces  only 
to  betray." 

"  Why,  that  is  well  too,"  replied 
my  father ;  «  I  scorn  to  do  that  for 
brandy,  which  I  dare  not  do  without 


revenge  echoed, 

and  the  echo  was  in  earnest,  for  the 
mention  of  brandy  had  reminded  me 
of  Peterborough  and  Bedford,  and 
my  disgraces  there  united  with  my 
disgraces  at  Okeham  to  make  callous 
and  inhuman  my  heart. 

My  father  looked  at  me  as  I  re- 
peated the  word  '  revenge,'  as  if  he 
would  search  to  my  very  soul  for  the 
key  in  which  I  had  uttered  it ;  and 
then,  grasping  my  hand,  he  whisper- 
ed, as  if  it  was  something  too  pre- 
cious to  be  exposed  to  common  par- 
lance, "  It  is  ours !  it  is  ours  !" 

I  returned  his  pressure  in  token 
that  the  force  of  his  words  was  ac- 
knowledged. But  though  my  grasp 
was  firm,  my  heart  palpitated  with 
uncertainty.  I  was  all  in  all  the  crea- 
ture of  impulse,  and  was  waiting  for 
its  full  tide  to  direct  me.  At  Oke- 
ham, at  Peterborough,  and  at  Bed- 
ford, I  seemed  ready  to  burst  with 
hatred  for  the  whole  species;  and 
felt  as  if  no  revenge  could  be  suffi- 
ciently extensive  to  fill  the  measure 
of  my  rage.  But  since  my  exposure 
at  the  latter  place,  I  had  wandered 
about,  solitary  and  unknown,  now 
and  then  encountering  an  individual, 
but  oftener  creeping  along  in  a  coun- 
try to  me  as  blank  as  the  South  Sea 
Island  to  the  shipwrecked  Crusoe. 
During  this  time  my  sensations  had 
undergone  a  change.  The  vehe- 
mence of  my  wrath  had  been  check- 
ed for  want  of  fuel,  and  the  innate 
propensity  of  my  bosom  to  love  my 
fellow-man  had  been  struggling  in 
spite  of  myself  through  the  gloom  of 
my  more  irritated  feelings.  But  the 
hot  fit  was  now  again  fast  gaining  on 
me,  and  I  perceived  that  a  second 
time  I  was  about,  through  the  inten- 
sity of  my  own  sensations  and  the 
kindling  of  my  father,  to  be  plunged 
into  the  resistless  flood  of  hot-blood- 
ed vengeance.  As  the  suspicion  of 
this  reached  my  mind,  my  heart  beat 
doubtfully,  as  if  beseeching  me  to 
avoid  that  which  in  the  end  would 
again  torture  it  so  bitterly ;  but 
against  the  silent  feebly-persuasive 
beating  of  that  heart  there  was  a  fear- 
ful array  urging  me  onwards— my 
father's  looks  and  words — my  now 
bad  passions  and  man-hating  recol- 
lections, were  all  united,  strong, 


488 

powerful,  and  headlong ;  and  I  felt 
as  if  nothing  short  of  a  miracle  could 
save  me. 

I  really  believe  that  Lockwood 
chiefly  interpreted  the  truth  of  the 
inward  effort  my  heart  was  making 
to  be  released  from  its  second  thral- 
dom of  revenge  ;  for  as  I  was  pausing 
after  his  last  exclamation,  he  again 
interposed  to  hurry  me  on  into  the 
sea  of  passion. 

"  What,"  cried  he,  "  will  you  echo 
my  cry  of '  revenge,'  and  then,  when 
I  exclaim  *  it  is  ours,'  do  you  desert 
me  ?  Or  is  it  true,  that  the  fearful 
story  of  your  parents'  undoing,  join- 
ed to  that  of  the  thousand  world- 
heaped  insults  yourself  have  recei- 
ved, needs  no  further  avengement  ? 
For  shame,  Ambrose,  for  shame  ! — 
Grasp  that  which  I  now  offer  j  let 
this  one  week  make  all  I  desire  com- 
plete, and  the  next  shall  bear  us  away 
from  this  cursed  land  for  ever,  to 
begin  a  new  life,  with  new  prospects 
and  new  happiness,  in  some  country 
where  justice  yet  lives,  and  has  a 
practical  acknowledgment." 

Yes,  yes,  my  father  must  have  read 
my  thoughts ;  for  if  any  thing  could 
have  confirmed  me  in  the  path  that 
he  was  dictating,  it  was  that  last  hope 
that  he  had  presented  to  me ;  and  I 
exclaimed,  as  I  listened  to  his  words, 
"  You  have  but  to  command,  for  me 
to  obey.  Let  us  fly  this  hateful  Eng- 
land ;  and  let  us,  ere  we  go,  make  a 
fearful  reckoning  for  the  injuries  un- 
der which  we  have  had  to  writhe." 

"  My  own  Ambrose !  now  you  have 
spoken  words  that  make  me  proud 
of  my  son.  It  only  remains  to  put 
you  in  possession  of  my  meaning  to 
make  you  feel  in  your  judgment,  that 
which  already  has  impress  in  your 
mind.  When  I  related  to  you,  six 
months  since,  the  tale  of  the  suffer- 
ings I  had  received  at  the  hands  of 
Foster,  I  was  so  wrapt  in  his  crimes, 
that  I  forgot  to  advert  to  the  only  in- 
dividual that  he  had  made  the  sharer 
of  his  confidence  and  the  upholder 
of  his  sins ;  for  when  the  prime  insti- 
gator of  mischief  is  within  our  clutch, 
it  is  the  nature  of  man  to  overlook 
the  more  humble  accomplice.  But 
no  sooner  had  the  monster  suffered 
retribution  by  your  hands,  than  my 
attention  was  directed  to  him,  who, 
Foster  being  dead,  stalked  before  my 
eyes  like  his  ghost,  mowing  and  chat- 
tering scornfully  in  my  ears,  as  though 


The  Executioner.     Chap.  II. 


[March, 


he  would  say,  *  Foster  in  me  lives 
again — lives  to  spurn  at  Ellen's  tomb 
— to  spit  at  and  disdain  your  husband- 
sorrows.'  " 

"  And  what  has  become  of  this 
wretch '?"  demanded  I,  heated  almost 
to  fury  by  my  father's  words. 

"Aye,  aye,"  replied  Lockwood,  "  I 
like  that  question; — it  bespeaks  a 
mind  panting  for  justice.  This  mise- 
rable reflector  of  Foster's  enormities 
is  within  our  power;  he  lies  hard  by 
in  one  of  the  dungeons  of  the  town- 
prison  ;  he,  too,  has  been  caught  in 
the  fangs  of  the  law,  and  execution 
three  days  hence  is  to  be  done  upon 
him.  Ambrose,  do  you  understand 
me  ?  Three  days  hence  he  is  to  be 
hanged ;  and  you  are  in  the  town, — 
nay,  within  one  little  furlong  of  the 
jail !  Do  you  not  comprehend,  dear 
Ambrose  ?" 

"  More  blood  for  Ambrose,  where- 
with to  stain  his  soul !  Oh  God,  my 
father,  I  cannot  do  it !" 

"Not  do  it!"  shouted  Lockwood; 
"  cry  shame  upon  the  puling  words, 
and  thank  me  for  having  thus  a  se- 
cond time  fostered  your  revenge,  till 
it  has  arrived  at  full  maturity.  Think 
you  I  have  worked  only  for  myself  ? 
No ;  it  was  you  that  were  the  prime 
mover  of  all  my  efforts, — you,  the 
only  being  in  this  world  I  have  to 
love,  to  care  for,  or  avenge.  And 
will  you  now  desert  the  glorious 
result  that  I  tender  ready  to  your 
hands  ?" 

"  And  shall  we,  this  accomplished, 
indeed  quit  England  for  evermore  ?" 

"  I  swear  it,  Ambrose !  It  was  for 
this  last  act  alone  that  I  have  delayed 
our  departure  since  Foster's  death." 

"  Then  let  us  go  this  very  day,"  I 
cried.  "  Is  it  not  enough  that  we 
leave  the  wretch  in  the  law's  all- 
powerful  grasp,  but  that  I  must  again 
be  its  executioner  ?" 

"  There  lies  the  sum  of  all !"  ve- 
hemently exclaimed  my  father.  "  I 
pine  to  stand  below  the  gallows,  even 
as  I  did  at  Okeham,  and  shout  as  I 
see  the  body  of  my  foe  swing  nerve- 
less in  the  air ; — I  long  to  be  able  to 
inform  myself  with  endless  repeti- 
tion, *  It  was  Ambrose  that  did  this 
good  deed.' " 

"  No,  no,  no !"  cried  I ;  "  it  will  be 
that  repetition  that  will  kill  me." 

"  Not  when  you  know  all !" 

"  Know  all,  my  father  ?" 

"  Aye,"  returned  he ;  "  you  have 


1832.] 

not  yet  heard  who  this  fresh  victim 
of  our  hatred  is.  Did  I  not  tell  you, 
when  first  you  heard  my  story,  that 
it'was  with  joy  I  learned  that  Foster 
had  dared  to  marry,  that  all  his  ties 
of  nature  might  be  withered  by  my 
hand  ?  His  wife,  alas,  escaped  me  by 
dying  too  early  for  my  schemes ;  but 
the  boy  she  left  behind — Foster's  on- 
ly son — his  dear  Charles — his  pride 
Charles  ! — Ha,  ha !  it  is  he  that  is  to 
suft'er  three  days  hence ! — it  is  he  that 
I  call  on  you  to  immolate,  for  the  sake 
of  mine  and  your  mother's  wrongs  !" 

Oh  God,  how  the  words  of  Lock- 
wood  struck  upon  my  soul !  It  seem- 
ed to  me  as  if  he  had  felled  me  with 
some  mighty  mental  machine,  and 
my  whole  brain  staggered  beneath 
the  blow.  Charles — the  gentle,  kind- 
hearted  Charles, — he,  the  chosen  sin- 
gle one  of  all  the  human  race — the 
only  being  that  had  ever  volunteered 
the  wretched  outcast  Ambrose  an  act 
of  grace — was  to  be  the  victim  of  my 
butchery  !  I  verily  believe,  that  had 
the  mere  recollection  of  the  youth 
occurred  while  my  father  had  been 
prompting  me  to  fresh  revenge,  that 
alone  would  have  been  sufficient  to 
have  checked  his  weightiest  word, 
to  have  brought  from  my  lips  a  stea- 
dy refusal  to  his  plans. 

And  I  was  to  be  this  angel's  exe- 
cutioner ! 

"  No,  no,  no !"— Aye,  I  screamed 
aloud  with  agony,  as  again  I  uttered, 
"  No,  no,  no  I" 

Lockwood  appeared  astounded  at 
the  sudden  change  I  presented  to  his 
view.  He  gazed  upon  me  as  if  to  read 
my  motive;  and  not  meeting  with 
the  solution,  he  demanded  sternly — 
"  What  now,  Ambrose  ?— what  is  this, 
boy  ?" 

Again  I  shouted,  "  No,  no,  no ! 
I  would  not  harm  a  hair  of  Charles's 
head  to  serve  myself  everlastingly !" 

"  And  our  revenge" 

"  Talk  not  of  revenge,  father  !  It 
will  be  no  revenge  that  Charles  should 
die.  Nay,  for  mercy's  sake,  as  you 
"have  plotted  his  death — now,  at  my 
entreaty,  help  to  save  him  !" 

"  Save  him !"  exclaimed  he ;  "  I 
would  not  save  him  if  I  had  ten  times 
the  power  to  do  it.  But  who  is  to 
save  him  ?  He  is  marked  for  execu- 
tion !" 

"  I  will  save  him,  if  Heaven  will 


The  Executioner.     Chap.  II. 


489 


give  me  strength!" 
"  You,  Ambrose  ! 


v  OL.  xxxi. 


and,  as  he 
NO.  cxcii. 


spoke,  Lockwood  put  on  those  looks 
that  once,  at  the  cottage  in  the  fens, 
had  so  overruled  my  words  and  very 
thoughts.  "  You  save  him,  Ambrose ! 
Hark  ye,  boy ;  I  know  not  what  this 
change  portends,  but  I  command  that 
here  it  cease.  We  have  met  for  busi- 
ness, not  for  silly  exclamations  that 
want  a  meaning." 

But  the  reign  of  my  father's  power 
was  fast  growing  to  an  end.  Im- 
pulse, that  till  now  had  been  in  its 
favour,  was  at  last  arrayed  against  it. 
Nor  was  I  still  the  unknowing  child 
I  had  been  when  he  had  last  resorted 
to  the  same  means;  and  even  were 
I,  the  image  of  Charles  seemed  to 
have  a  supernatural  power  over  my 
every  sensation.  I  had  picked  him, 
as  it  were,  from  the  rest  of  mankind 
— divested  him  of  his  mortality — and 
enthroned  him  in  my  heart,  the  very 
god  of  my  admiration. 

It  was  under  this  influence  that 
I  replied—"  They  do  not  want  a 
meaning,  sir.  On  my  soul,  they  mean, 
that  if  man  can  save  Charles  from 
execution,  I  will  accomplish  it.  And 
you,  too,  must  assist.  When  it  was 
vengeance  on  Foster  that  you  asked, 
I  assisted  you ;  now,  that  it  is  mercy 
on  his  son  that  I  require,  you  must 
assist  me." 

Lockwood  seemed  wonderstruck 
at  my  manner ;  but  the  more  he  mar- 
velled, the  more  was  he  enraged. 

"  Dog !"  cried  he,  "  do  you  talk  of 
mercy  when  I  talk  of  vengeance? 
Down,  sir,  down  on  your  knees,  and 
swear  to  do  my  bidding ;  or  I  will 
curse  you  with  news  that  shall  make 
your  heart  sicken,  and  the  very  life 
shrink  from  your  bosom." 

"  You  have  cursed  me  with  news," 
I  exclaimed,  half  mad ;  "  news  more 
bitter  than  aught  else  could  conjure 
into  mischief.  But  Charles  shall  be 
saved.  I  will  go  to  the  magistrates 
and  tell  all  I  know." 

Lockwood  absolutely  foamed  with 
passion  at  the  audacity  of  my  words ; 
but  at  length  he  muttered,  as  though 
he  were  grinding  the  words  between 
his  teeth — "  Yes,  or  no — will  you  do 
my  office  ?" 

"  No,  no !"  I  exclaimed,  with  a 
fierceness  that  seemed  to  excite  him 
ten  times  more ;  "  No,  no !  I  will 
have  Charles's  life  saved,  and  his 
course  made  happy." 

"  Then  art  thou  utterly  damned !" 
shouted  Lockwood — "  Listen,  listen, 


490 


Tlie  Executioner.     Chap.  It. 


[March, 


while  I  curse  you  with  words  only 
exceeded  in  their  sharpness  by  their 
truth — You  are  no  son  of  mine  !" 

"  For  that  I  bless  God,"  was  my 
answer.  "  Say  it  again,  that  I  may 
humble  myself  before  Heaven  in 
thanksgiving  I" 

"  I  do  say  it  again ;  and  this  time 
I  add  the  name  of  your  real  parent 
— It  was  Edward  Foster  ! — Come 
with  me,  thou  wretch,  through  the 
streets  of  this  great  town,  that  I  may 
point  out  to  the  multitude  aghast, 
the  man  that  hanged  his  father !" 

I  gazed  on  him  who  had  uttered 
these  appalling  words;  or,  rather, 
seemed  to  gaze  on  him;  for  my  eyes, 
though  there  fixed,  saw  nothing.  "All 
my  senses  flocked  into  my  ear,"  which 
still  rang  with  the  dreadful  sounds  it 
had  heard. 

"  Fool,"  continued  Lockwood, 
"  stand  not  staring  there  !  But  laugh 
— laugh,  as  I  do,  to  think  how  deep 
in  parricidal  wickedness  your  soul  is 
steeped. — Ha !  ha !  So  the  puler  at 
last  has  qualms ;  and  he  who  so 
blithely  hanged  his  father,  cannot  fit 
the  noose  to  his  brother's  neck ! 
Well,  well,  poor  wretch,  the  common 
hangman  must  do  it  instead;  and 
you  shall  stand  side  by  side  with  me 
below  the  gallows,  and  help  me  to 
count  his  dying  agonies." 

The  very  excess  of  anguish  that 
these  words  inflicted,  forced  me  into 
motion.  My  limbs  unlocked,  and 
my  tongue  loosened,  as  I  faltered  in 
reply — "Monster  beyond  belief, why 
has  this  been  done  ?  How  did  I 
ever  injure  you,  to  be  exposed  to  mi- 
sery so  unutterable  ?" 

"  Can  you  have  heard  my  story," 
replied  Lockwood,  "  and  yet  ask 
that  question  ?  Are  you  not  the  son 
of  Foster  ?  and  did  not  Foster  steal 
Ellen  from  her  husband  ?" 

"Oh!  Lockwood,"  I  exclaimed, 
"  a  minute  since,  in  the  folly  of  my 
heart,  I  blessed  Heaven  when  you 
told  me  that  I  was  not  your  son.  Now, 
I  will  bless  you — nay,  on  my  bended 
knees,  will  pray  God  to  bless  you,  if 
you  will  retract  those  words,  and 
once  more  tell  me  that  I  am  yours — 
or  only  that  I  am  not  Foster's  child  !" 
"  Then  should  I  tell  a  lie  !"  replied 
the  fiend — "  Have  you  not  had  enough 
of  those  already  from  me  ?  But  you 
shall  hear  all,  since  this  has  turned 
out  to  be  my  day  of  truth-telling.— 
Foster,  by  all  that  is  sacred,  is  your 


father ;  as  for  the  rest  of  the  story,  I 
altered  it  a  little  to  allow  me  to  call 
you  mine.  It  is  true,  that  I  left 
Ellen  for  two  years— not  exactly  on 
your  father's  business,  by  the  by — 
but  I  left  no  child ;  and  you  were  not 
born  till  I  had  been  absent  a  year.  It 
was  this,  fool,  and  no  silly  dallying  of 
parentalnonsense,that  made  me  steal 
you  from  the  pony-chaise,  and  take 
such  cunning  steps  that  Foster,  with 
all  his  anxious  search,  could  never 
discover  your  retreat.  All  the  rest 
is  true.  I  watched  him  till  the  law 
better  provided  for  him;  and  sent 
you  as  his  executioner.  The  solitary 
life  that  you  had  led,  and  the  insults 
you  had  received  in  your  short  pro- 
gress towards  Okeham,  rendered  you 
ripe  for  my  scheme,  which  ever  was 
to  mingle  you  and  Charles  in  Foster's 
ruin ; — and  if  you  do  not  recollect  the 
rest,  it  shall  be  my  daily  delight  to 
remind  you  of  it ;  to" 

"  Never,  never !" 

"  To  sit  by  your  side,  and  tell  how 
Foster  died!" 

"  Oh  God,  spare  me  !" 

"  To  cheer  your  spirits,  by  chuck- 
ling in  your  ear  an  echo  of  the  glad 
laugh  that  burst  from  me  when  I  saw 
his  dead  body  dancing  in  the  wind !" 

"  Wretch !— Monster !— Devil !" 

"  To  wake  you  at  night  with  an 
imitation  of  your  father's  groan  ;— 
and  to  welcome  you  in  the  morning 
with  a  copy  of  the  execration  that 
has  since  attended  you." 

I  could  endure  it  no  longer.  I  was 
mad — mad — mad  I  And,  unwitting 
what  influence  ruled  me,  I  rushed 
from  the  room,  while  he  roared  after 
me — "  Stay,  good  father-killer,  your 
brother  Charles  lies  waiting  for  your 
further  practice !" 

From  the  moment  that  I  thus  ex- 
tricated myself  from  the  piercing 
words  uttered  by  the  wretch,  who, 
under  the  name  of  father,  had  sedu- 
ced me  to  my  undoing,  I  seemed  to 
be  in  that  state  of  bewilderment, 
when  to  think  would  be  as  easy  as 
to  lift  a  mountain  in  my  arms.  I 
stalked  along,  without  noticing  aught 
of  the  outward  objects  that  surround- 
ed me,  and  was  employed  in  the  end- 
less repetition  of  the  words,  "  good 
father-killer."  It  was  well  that  I 
could  not  think — it  was  well  that  I 
was  so  amazed  and  horror-struck, 
that  my  mind  was  incapable  of  reach- 
ing any  conclusion ;  for,  had  it  been 


1832.] 


The  Executioner.     Chap.  IT. 


otherwise,  dreadful  and  instantane- 
ous must  have  been  the  catastrophe. 
But,  before  I  had  really  re-obtained 
the  use  of  my  reason,  I  had  added  to 
the  words,  "  good  father-killer,"  the 
rest  of  the  demon's  anathema — "your 
brother  Charles  lies  waiting  for  your 
further  practice."  Those  words,  in- 
tended to  curse  me  beyond  redemp- 
tion, were  my  salvation. — He  waited 
for  my  further  practice. — Yes,  for 
him  I  would  practise ;  but  it  should 
be  for  his  life,  and  not  for  his  death ; 
and  if  I  failed,  I  swore  by  heaven 
and  hell,  that  one  hour  should  be- 
hold the  end  of  both. 

The  thought  of  the  possibility  of 
my  being  able  to  save  Charles,  made 
me  for  the  moment  forget  the  crime 
that  I  had  committed  at  Okeham  ;  the 
hope  of  preserving  his  life  spread 
over  my  brain  as  the  influence  of 
brandy  had  formerly  done ;  and  it 
was  under  a  sort  of  mental  intoxica- 
tion that  I  addressed  myself  to  the 
labour. 

I  cannot  pause  to  detail  all  that 
passed.  Even  now  that  I  write  these 
events,  instead  of  enacting  them,  my 
brain  is  on  fire,  and  I  am  ready  to 
rend  my  lungs  with  shouts  of  joy,  or 
tear  my  hair  for  maddening  grief,  ac- 
cording as  the  alternate  picture  of  my 
brother  or  my  father  flashes  across 
my  mind. 

It  was  Lockwood' s  wicked  coun- 
sel that  helped  me  in  my  first  pro- 
gress. I  succeeded  in  getting  my- 
self appointed  executioner  to  my 
brother ;  and,  subsequently,  by  dint 
of  such  bribes  as  my  slender  means 
would  allow,  and  large  promises  to 
the  extent  of  the  credulity  of  my  in- 
strument, I  obtained  ingress  to  his 
dungeon  by  favour  of  one  of  the  turn- 
keys. It  was  midnight  when  I  en- 
tered, and  found  him  gently  slumber- 
ing on  his  miserable  pallet.  As  I 
leaned  over,  to  watch  a  sleep  such  as 
I  could  never  hope  to  enjoy,  the 
mould  of  his  features  brought  back 
to  my  recollection,  with  irresistible 
force,  the  countenance  of  my  father, 
when,  at  the  last  moment  of  his  ex- 
istence, he  bestowed  on  me  his  for- 
giveness. The  thought  that  rushed 
into  my  mind  overcame  me,  and  I 
burst  into  a  passionate  flood  of  tears. 
One  of  those  scalding  drops  fell 
upon  the  cheek  of  my  brother,  and 
roused  him  from  his  repose.  He 
looked  up,  and  gently  cried—"  Is 


49t 
So  be  it.     I  am 


the  hour  arrived  ? 
ready !" 

Oh,  merciful  Heaven!  how  his 
quiet  accents  ran  through  my  blood ! 
— I  could  not  answer  him. 

As  he  perceived  my  agitation,  he 
rose  from  his  bed — "  Who  are  you," 
he  cried,  "  that  come  with  tears  of 
pity? — Let  me  gaze  on  one  that 
speaks  so  comfortably  to  my  spirit." 

I  had  turned  away  my  head ;  but 
his  words  were  all-persuasive ;  and, 
forgetting  that  my  face  was  already 
too  well  known  to  him,  I  turned  it 
towards  him  at  his  bidding.  A  shriek, 
that  seemed  to  come  from  the  bot- 
tom of  his  soul,  told  me  how  well  I 
was  recognised,  and  he,  in  his  turn, 
averted  his  countenance,  as  if  in  dis- 
gust at  my  presence. 

A  minute,  or  perhaps  more,  elap- 
sed before  either  of  us  uttered  a  word. 
But  at  length  he  cried, — "  Why  is 
this?  Or  is  it  necessary  that  the 
executioner  should  come  to  tell  me 
that  all  is  prepared  ?" 

Words  in  seeming — daggers  in 
sooth!  The  scathing  scene  of  my 
father's  death  was  again  placed  be- 
fore me  in  all  the  horrid  freshness 
of  reality.  But  even  that  was  soften- 
ed by  the  influence  of  the  errand  that 
had  brought  me  to  my  brother's  dun- 
geon; and  I  wept  as  if  my  heart 
would  burst. 

Charles  seemed  astonished;  and 
the  sound  of  my  sobbing  again  in- 
duced him  to  turn  his  head  towards 
me — "  Yes,  y«s !"  said  he,  after  a  se- 
cond gaze, — "  I  cannot  forget  that 
face! — You  do  not  come  here  to 
mock  me  ?" 

"  To  mock  you,  Charles  ?" 

"  Charles !" 

"  Dear  Charles,"  I  replied,"  I  have 
been  praying  that  my  tongue  might 
have  power  to  reveal  to  you  the  very 
truth  of  my  soul.  But  it  cannot  be ! 
It  is  beyond  the  reach  of  words ;  and 
I  must  be  content  to  let  my  deeds 
stand  alone.  I  have  stolen  hither  to 
concert  means  by  which  you  may  be 
saved." 

"  Saved  !"  he  exclaimed  :— "  Who 
are  you  ?  Are  you  not  he  that" 

"  Mercy  !  mercy  !"  I  interrupted  ; 
"  do  not  you  remind  me  of  that,  lest 
in  my  madness  I  should  think  that 
you  were  Lockwood,  and  forego  my 
task." 

"  Lockwood  !"  screamed  my  bro- 
ther \  "  aye,  that  is  the  villain's 


462 


The  Executioner.     Chap.  II. 


[March, 


name,  who,  not  content  with  robbing 
my  father,  stealing  his  child,  and 
murdering  Ellen,  crowned  all  by  a 
dreadful  betrayal  of  him  to  the  scaf- 
fold." 

I  staggered  with  horror  at  the 
words  that  were  uttered  by  Charles. 
Great  God !  could  this  be  possible, 
after  the  story  that  Lock  wood  had 
narrated  to  me  ?  At  length  I  mus- 
tered words  to  exclaim — "  Again, — 
again, — once  more; — was  Lock  wood 
that  villain  ?" 

"  Too  surely,"  replied  Charles; 
"  he  Avas  tried  for  breaking  open  my 
father's  escritoire,  and  stealing  mo- 
ney to  a  considerable  amount.  His 
sentence  was  two  years'  imprison- 
ment, at  the  expiration  of  which  he 
waylaid  his  wife,  who,  ill-used  be- 
yond endurance,  had  yielded  in  the 
interim  to  my  father's  addresses,  and 
the  next  morning  she  was  found 
drowned  in  the  park  lake.  The  infant 
that  was  with  her  could  not  be  tra- 
ced ;  and  though  Lockwood  was  sub- 
sequently apprehended  and  tried,  he 
met  with  an  acquittal,  from  the  ab- 
sence of  a  link  in  the  circumstantial 
evidence,  that  otherwise  carried  with 
it  full  moral  conviction  of  his  guilt," 

"  And  the  child  ?" 

"  The  child  was  never  found! 
But  my  father  to  his  dying  day  felt 
persuaded  that  the  hour  would  ar- 
rive when  he  would  be  forthcoming  ; 
and  in  this  belief  he  gave  me,  on  his 
last  farewell,  the  portrait  of  the  mo- 
ther set  in  diamonds,  under  a  strict 
injunction  to  deliver  it,  with  his  bless- 
ing, to  my  brother,  when  that  happy 
discovery  should  be  made.  Alas, 
alas !  he  has  never  been  heard  of : 
— and  there  will  be  no  friend,  no  re- 
lation, to  watch  my  last  moments, 
when  I  am  to  undergo  that  death 
which  has  been  unjustly  awarded 
me." 

"Unjustly?'^ 

"  Aye,  sir,  unjustly,"  returned  my 
brother ;  "  I  cannot  expect  you  to 
believe  it;  but  as  there  is  truth  in 
heaven,  so  is  the  truth  on  my  lips, 
when  I  say — unjustly !  Either  by 
some  extraordinary  mischance,  or 
inhuman  conspiracy,  the  evidence 
that  could  have  proved  my  innocence 
was  withheld  on  the  trial ;  and  an 
ignominious  death  will  be  the  re- 
sult." 

"No,  no  I"  I  exclaimed ;— "  you 


shall  live — live  to  bless — to  curse 
your  brother !" 

And  in  very  agony  of  spirit  I  clasp- 
ed my  hands,  and  sank  on  my  knees 
before  his  feet. 

He  started,  as  if  afraid  to  listen  to 
my  words,  while  I  almost  uncon- 
sciously ejaculated,  "  Brother,  bro- 
ther !" 

"  Call  me  not  by  that  name,"  at 
length  he  said;  "  I  would  not  in 
these  last  moments  be  at  enmity  with 
any — even  you  I  would  forgive. — 
But  do  not  insult  me  with  that  ap- 
pellation, lest  I  forget  my  forbear- 
ance, and  spurn  you  as  the  murderer 
of  my  father." 

"  Yes,  yes ;  I  deserve  even  that 
— but  not  from  you  !  Oh,  Charles  ! 
if  time  permitted  me  to  tell  you  how 
bitterly  I  have  been  deceived — how 
Lockwood  has  ever  brought  me  up 
as  his  child,  and  roused  me  to  the 
frightful  stigma  that  has  just  escaped 
your  lips  by  a  thousand  falsehoods, 
in  the  detail  of  my  mother's  miser- 
able fate,  you  would  not  quite  hate 
me,  for  the  intervention  of  pity 
would  prevent  it.  But  the  precious 
minutes  fly !  I  have  arranged  a  plan 
for  your  escape" 

At  this  moment  our  conversation 
was  interrupted  by  the  friendly  turn- 
key who  had  admitted  me,  shewing 
himself  at  the  door,  and  exclaiming, 
in  a  low  whisper,  "  Come,  come,  my 
lad,  your  time  is  up.  I  dare  not  give 
you  more  for  ten  times  the  sum  you 
have  promised." 

"  One  minute,  and  I  come,"  I 
cried ;  and  with  a  sort  of  growling 
assent  he  withdrew. 

"  I  have  not  time,"  I  continued, 
turning  to  my  brother,  "  to  explain. 
One  word  must  do — sustain  your- 
self even  to  the  last  moment ;  and 
when  you  get  the  signal  from  me, 
follow  my  bidding  to  the  very  let- 
ter !  I  shall  be  by  your  side !" 

Charles  looked  at  me  doubtingly, 
and  shook  his  head. 

Again  I  kneeled — "  Hear  me  hea- 
ven !"  I  exclaimed — "  as  I  hope  for 
mercy — as  I  do  not  expect  it  for  the 
parricide — as  I  am  a  ruined,  heart-ri- 
ven man — I  have  not  uttered  one  syl- 
lable that  is  not  true  !  Farewell,  dear 
brother — and — and  do  not  refuse  me 
the  precious  portrait  of  my  mother, 
in  token  of  your  belief  of  my  peni- 
tence." 


1832.]  The  Executioner. 

Charles  turned  from  me,  as  he 
muttered,  "  It  cannot  be." 

"  If  it  cannot,"  I  replied,  "  I  will 
not  again  ask  it.  I  deserve  no  consi- 
deration ;  and  I  am  too  guilty  to  dare 
to  press  for  it." 

I  was  about  to  withdraw,  when  he 
called  me  back.  His  eyes  were  full 
of  tears. 

"  I  do  believe  your  words,"  he 
said ;  "  all  of  them,  save  those  which 
would  excite  in  me  a  hope  that  you 
can  save  me.  Take  the  portrait.  I  am 
bound  by  my  promise  to  our  father 
to  bestow  it  on  you.  I  am  more 
bound  by  the  softening  of  my  heart, 
which  tells  me  that  you  have  been 
the  most  unhappy  victim  of  Lock- 
wood's  arts.  He  was  wily  enough 
to  betray  our  father;  how  could 
your  young  untutored  mind  escape 
him !  Brother,  God  bless  you !  If 
we  should  not  meet  again,  remain  in 
the  assurance  that  that  same  *  God 
bless  you,'  shall  be  the  last  words 
these  lips  will  utter." 

How  I  dragged  myself  away  from 
him,  I  know  not,  but,  under  the 
turnkey's  guidance,  I  soon  found 
myself  on  the  outside  of  the  prison 
walls.  Thus  set  free,  I  went  forth 
into  the  open  country,  where  none 
might  spy  my  actions,  and  gave  myself 
up  to  the  recall  of  the  scene  I  had 
just  shared  with  Charles.  A  melan- 
choly gladness  crept  into  my  soul  at 
the  recollection  of  his  farewell  words, 
and  at  the  bold  resolve  with  which  I 
determined  to  effect  his  escape.  I 
pressed  my  mother's  portrait  against 
my  bosom,  as  I  swore  to  save  him, 
and  it  almost  seemed  to  my  disturb- 
ed fancy,  as  if  the  picture  whisper- 
ed to  my  heart,  "  Save  him  !" 

The  rest  of  the  day  was  spent  in 
maturing  my  plans  for  the  next  co- 
ming morning,  when  I  was  again  to 
figure  on  the  public  scaffold  as  an 
executioner.  But  I  had  thoughts, 
and  hopes,  and  expectations,  to  cheer 
me  onwards,  and  I  felt  as  if  I  could 
-submit  to  a  thousand  disgraces  for  the 
sake  of  adding  one  iota  to  the  chance 
of  my  being  able  to  preserve  my 
brother's  life. 

The  morning  came.  My  plans 
were  all  well  laid— I  felt  secure  of 
success — and  my  heart  was  lighter 
than  it  had  been  since  the  day  that 
the  execrations  of  the  mob  drove  me 
from  Okeham  to  wander  far  a-fiejd. 


Chap.  II. 


493 


Yes,  even  in  spite  of  the  action  of 
each  minute  reminding  me  of  the 
part  that  I  had  there  performed,  my 
thoughts  refused  to  be  checked  in 
their  ebullition.  I  stood  within  the 
dreary  outer  cell,  awaiting  the  ap- 
pearance of  my  brother  —  but  the 
gloom  of  the  dungeon  had  not  power 
to  overcast  my  soul.  I  heard  the 
solemn  tolling  of  the  sullen  bell — 
but  to  my  ear  it  was  hopeful  music 
that  spoke  of  Charles's  freedom.  I 
looked  around,  and  the  eyes  of  all 
men  glouted  on  me;  yet,  ere  their 
gaze  could  reach  me,  it  fell  stillborn 
and  impotent  in  the  remembrance  of 
the  one  cheering  glance  I  was  ex- 
pecting from  him  for  whom  alone  I 
lived.  At  length  he  approached  from 
the  inner  prison  :  I  heard  the  clank- 
ing of  his  chains,  and  the  sound  was 
welcomed  by  me  with  a  smile ;  for  I 
had  strung  my  whole  energies  to  the 
feat,  and  1  was  panting  to  be  doing. 
But  the  look  and  the  shudder  of 
Charles,  when  he  first  beheld  me 
with  my  hangman  hands  outstretched 
to  knock  away  his  fetters,  nearly 
threw  me  from  my  balance ;  and  I 
felt  for  a  moment  as  if  the  better 
part  of  my  strength  had  been  sud- 
denly plucked  from  me. 

"  What  is  this  ?"  he  murmured,  as 
I  leaned  over  him  for  the  purpose 
of  supplying  the  place  of  his  irons 
with  a  cord—-"  What  is  this  ? — Have 
you  spoiled  my  last  moments  and 
my  last  hope  with  a  falsehood*? — 
Speak,  are  you  my  brother,  or  are 
you  my  executioner  ?" 

"  Hush,"  whispered  I,  while  my 
whole  frame  shook  with  emotion — 
"  I  am  true,  as  I  hope  for  pardon. — 
Keep  your  energies  bent  to  their 
highest  pitch  ;  the  rest  is  for  me  to 
accomplish." 

He  gazed  on  me  as  though  he 
could  hardly  bring  himself  to  the  be- 
lief of  my  words;  but  I  looked  up 
from  my  odious  task  with  such  holy 
earnestness  in  his  face,  and  his 
moistened  eye  so  happily  perceived 
that  mine  was  ready  to  let  fall  a  tear 
of  reciprocity,  that  conviction  in 
good  time  arrived,  and  I  felt  his 
tremulous  fingers  gently  press  my 
hand  in  token  of  his  credence  in  my 
honesty. 

All  was  arranged  below;  and  under 
pretext  of  my  office  I  mounted  the 
scaffold  tlmt  I  might  see  that  every 


494 


The  Executioner.     Chap.  II. 


[March, 


thing  accorded  with  the  scheme  I 
had  previously  formed  in  my  own 
mind.  The  ascending  of  a  score  of 
steps  placed  me  about  ten  or  twelve 
feet  above  the  level  of  the  market- 
place, of  which  the  jail  formed  one 
side  ;  a  narrow  space  of  scarcely 
more  than  a  yard  in  width,  was  railed 
off  round  the  spot  occupied  by  the 
platform  for  the  reception  of  the 
posse  comitatus,  and  the  barriers  of 
that  division  were  of  sufficient 
strength  to  prevent  the  pressure  of 
the  crowd  breaking  in  upon  the  con- 
stabulary arrangement.  The  moment 
that  I  reached  the  scaffold,  I  cast  an 
anxious  look  around  to  see  if  every 
thing  wore  the  aspect  that  I  had  pre- 
figured to  myself,  and  on  which  my 
plans  were  built.  Every  thing  was 
as  I  could  wish :  the  constables,  by 
means  of  the  barrier,  were  prevented 
from  suddenly  mingling  with  the 
mob,  and  could  only  reach  the  open 
space  bv  coming  quite  back  to  the 
wall  of  the  jail,  and  so  passing 
through  a  wicket  that  formed  the 
termination  of  the  railing  j  and  even 
the  very  execrations  with  which  my 
presence  was  hailed,  were  pleasant 
to  me,  for  I  interpreted  the  public 
hatred  towards  me  into  sympathy 
towards  Charles ;  and  on  the  sudden 
evolving  of  that  sympathy  much  of 
my  success  depended. 

Thus  reassured  of  the  favourable 
appearance  of  the  market-place,  I 
descended  again  to  the  jail  for  the 
purpose  of  summoning  the  prisoner. 
Together  we  mounted  the  scaffold  ; 
and  the  execrations  with  which  I  had 
previously  been  greeted,  were  chan- 
ged to  sounds  of  pity  and  commiser- 
ation for  my  brother.  They  vibrated 
like  heavenly  music  in  my  ears — 
they  made  my  whole  blood  throb 
with  the  fever  of  excitement.  I 
looked  back  to  see  how  far  distant 
we  were  from  those  who  had  to  fol- 
low us  to  the  platform.  Fortune 
smiled  upon  me.  The  clergyman, 
who  should  have  ascended  next,  was 
elderly  and  decrepit,  and  as  he  pla- 
ced his  foot  on  the  first  step  he  slip- 
ped, and  seemed  as  if  he  had  sprain- 
ed some  limb ;  at  all  events  he  pau- 
sed, while  those  immediately  behind 
gathered  round  him  as  if  to  afford 
assistance. 

One  glance  told  me  all  this.  "Now, 
Charles,"  I  whispered,  "  this  is  the 
moment.  Life  or  death,  dear  bro- 


ther !  Turn  more  towards  the  prison 
while  I  cut  the  cords  that  bind  your 
hands— spring  forward  with  a  bold 
leap  into  the  middle  of  the  crowd, 
where  you  see  the  man  with  a  red 
cap ;  he  is  placed  there  to  make  an 
opening  for  you — the  multitude  will 
be  with  you — they  will  favour  your 
flight. — Rush  through  the  opposite 
street  which  takes  to  the  river,  where 
awaits  a  boat — that  once  secured, 
there  is  none  other  to  pursue  you, 
and  your  escape  to  the  opposite 
bank  is  certain." 

My  brother  listened  attentively, 
and  shewed  by  his  eye  that  he  com- 
prehended all.  Never,  never  was 
there  such  a  moment  in  the  life  of 
man  as  that  in  mine  when  the  last 
coil  of  the  rope  was  cut,  and  my  bro- 
ther darted  forward  to  the  leap.  As 
I  had  foretold  to  him,  the  man  with 
the  cap  suddenly  backed,  and  left  an 
open  space  for  him  on  which  to 
alight,  in  addition  to  which  he  ex- 
tended his  arms  round  him  so  as  to 
steady  his  descent.  That  was  the 
great  moment  of  my  agitation,  for 
had  Charles  come  to  the  ground  with 
a  shock,  his  flight  would  have  been 
hopeless.  But  it  was  but  a  moment, 
for  in  another  he  bounded  forward 
through  the  crowd,  which,  with  ex- 
hilarating cheers,  opened  on  every 
side,  and  pursued  his  way  with  the 
speed  of  a  greyhound  towards  the 
river.  Meanwhile,  my  own  blood 
refused  obedience  to  my  reason,  and 
without  plan  or  project,  I  too  sprang 
from  the  scaffold,  unable  to  resist  the 
temptation  of  watching  him  to  the 
consummation  of  his  escape.  But, 
as  might  well  be  expected,  my  mo- 
tive was  utterly  misunderstood,  and 
ten  thousand  groans  saluted  me  as  I 
darted  through  the  passage  made  for 
Charles,  and  which  by  the  sudden- 
ness of  my  pursuit  had  not  yet  had 
time  to  close;  to  groans  succeeded 
blows — to  blows  missiles — but  still  I 
persevered,  and  exerting,  as  it  were, 
a  more  than  mortal  speed,  I  was 
within  a  yard  or  two  of  Charles  by 
the  time  he  reached  the  river.  When 
I  perceived  him  thus  far  on  the  sure 
road  to  liberty,  I  could  no  longer  re- 
strain myself :  I  absolutely  screamed 
with  ecstasy  j  and  what  with  my  un- 
intelligible shouts  of  delight,  what 
with  the  streams  of  mud  with  which 
I  had  been  assailed,  and  which  ran 
down  me  on  every  side,  what  with 


]832.J  The  Executioner. 

my  bleeding  lacerated  face,  covered 
with  wounds  from  the  blows  that  I 
had  received,  I  must  have  looked 
more  like  a  mishapen  lump  of  chaos 
than  aught  in  human  shape  or  bear- 
ing. 

But  all  was  not  yet  accomplished. 
Charles  had  reached  the  bank,  which 
was  some  two  or  three  yards  above 
the  level  of  the  stream,  and  was  turn- 
ing to  run  down  the  hard  way  that 
led  to  the  boat  that  lay  ready  for  him, 
when  a  man  suddenly  made  his  ap- 
pearance from  behind  a  shed  that 
stood  in  the  angle  formed  by  the 
bank  and  the  jetty,  and  shewed  by 
his  actions  that  he  was  prepared  to 
dispute  my  brother's  passage. 

Powers  of  hell !  it  was  Lock- 
wood  I 

Another  moment,  and  he  would 
have  clutched  Charles  in  his  brawny 
arms,  towards  which  my  brother 
had  unconsciously  been  running,  not 
having  perceived  him  till  the  very 
last  moment.  At  the  sight,  my  note 
of  joy  was  changed  to  the  yell  of  de- 
spair. It  can  hardly  be  said  that  I 
thought !  No !  It  was  as  a  mere  act 
of  desperation,  that,  still  at  the 
height  of  my  speed,  I  rushed  upon 
the  villain,  who  had  been  too  intent 
in  his  observations  of  Charles  to  no- 
tice me,  or  to  prepare  himself  for 
the  tremendous  shock  with  which  I 
assaulted  him.  I  was  in  time — yes, 
even  to  a  little  instant,  I  was  in  time ! 
Full  with  the  rage  of  energy  and 
speed,  I  drove  against  him,  and  to- 
gether we  toppled  over  the  bank 
into  the  soft  and  oozy  mud  that  the 
low-tided  river  had  left  behind.  For 
myself  I  had  no  care ;  and  even  while 
in  the  act  of  falling,  I  shouted  to  my 
brother,  "  Dear,  dear  Charles,  to  the 
boat — to  the  boat !  Row  with  the 
strength  of  a  thousand!  Your  de- 
mon foe  is  destroyed !" 


Chap.  II.  495 

Charles  returned  my  shout  with  a 
heart-spoken  blessing ;  and  as  I  lay 
over  Lockwood,  who  each  moment, 
by  his  effort  to  disentangle  himself 
from  me,  sank  deeper  and  deeper 
into  the  suffocating  mire,  I  could 
hear  my  brother  ply  the  oars  with 
desperate  speed  and"  vigour,  while 
ever  and  anon  his  thanksgiving  to 
the  wicked  Ambrose  came  on  the 
wings  of  the  wind,  till  struggling, 
exhaustion,  and  anxiety  deprived  me 
of  all  consciousness  of  existence, 
and  left  me  lying  senseless  on  the 
corpse  of  my  arch-deceiver. 

My  story  is  told!  My  confessions 
are  numbered  !  Why,  I  know  not — 
but  so  it  is ;  even  as  surely  as  I  am 
now  the  inmate  of  a  melancholy  cell, 
and  am  counted  by  my  fellow-men 
among  the  maniacs  of  the  earth. — 
Mad !  Oh  no,  I  am  not  mad  !  Do  I 
not  remember  too  well  the  frightful 
scenes  of  Okeham — the  dreadful  ca- 
jolery of  Lockwood,  by  which  he 
has  made  my  own  thoughts  my  own 
hell?— Mad!  Would  I  were  mad; 
for  then  might  these  things  be  hid- 
den in  oblivion;  and  yet  I  would 
not  forget  all !  It  was  I  that  saved 
the  gentle  Charles  from  execution; 
it  was  I  that  earned  his  blessings  by 
deliverance ;  and  though  I  weep 
when  I  put  my  hand  into  my  bosom, 
and  vainly  seek  my  mother's  portrait, 
the  tears  change  into  joyful  drops 
when  dear  memory  reminds  me  that 
it  was  to  purchase  his  escape  I  sold 
the  precious  relic.  No,  no  !  I  can- 
not be  utterly  mad,  till  I  shall  hear, 
which  Heaven  of  mercy  avert,  that 
my  brother  is  again  within  the  peril 
of  the  law,  as  though  the  ghost  of 
Lockwood,  yet  unsatiated,  was  still 
employed  in  hunting  him  into  its 
toils. 

SYPHAX. 


496 


The  Snowing-up  of  Strath  Lugas. 


[March, 


THE  SNOWING-UP  OF  STRATH  LUGAS. 


JOLLY  old  Simon  Kirkton  !  thou 
art  the  very  high  priest  of  Hymen. 
There  is  something  softly  persuasive 
to  matrimony  in  thy  contented,  com- 
fortable appearance  ;  and  thy  house, 
— why,  though  it  is  situated  in  the 
farthest  part  of  Inverness-shire,  it  is 
as  fertile  in  connubial  joys  as  if  it 
were  placed  upon  Gretna  Green. 
Single  blessedness  is  a  term  unknown 
in  thy  vocabulary;  heaven  itself 
would  be  a  miserable  place  for  thee, 
for  there  there  is  neither  marrying  nor 
giving  in  marriage. 

Half  the  county  was  invited  to  a 
grand  dinner  and  ball  at  Simon's 
house  in  January,  1812.  All  the  young 
ladies  had  looked  forward  to  it  in 
joyous  anticipation  and  hope,  and  all 
the  young  gentlemen  with  consider- 
able expectation — and  fear.  Every 
thing  was  to  be  on  the  grandest 
scale ;  the  dinner  in  the  ancient  hall, 
with  the  two  family  pipers  discour- 
sing sweet  music  between  the  cour- 
ses, and  the  ball  in  the  splendid  new 
drawing-room,  with  a  capital  band 
from  the  county  town.  The  Duke 
was  to  be  there,  with  all  the  nobility, 
rank,  and  fashion  of  the  district ; — 
and,  in  short,  such  a  splendid  enter- 
tainment had  never  been  given  at 
Strath  Lugas  in  the  memory  of  man. 
The  editor  of  the  county  paper  had 
a  description  of  it  in  types  a  month 
before,  and  the  milliners  far  and 
near  never  said  their  prayers  without 
a  devout  supplication  for  the  health 
of  Mr  Kirkton.  All  this  time  that 
worthy  gentleman  was  by  no  means 
idle.  The  drawing-room  was  dis- 
mantled of  its  furniture,  and  the  floors 
industriously  chalked  over  with  in- 
numerable groups  of  flowers.  The 
larder  was  stocked  as  if  for  a  siege  ; 
the  domestics  drilled  into  a  know- 
ledge of  their  respective  duties ;  and 
every  preparation  completed  in  the 
most  irreproachable  style.  I  ques- 
tion whether  Gunter  ever  dreamt  of 
such  a  supper  as  was  laid  out  in  the 
dining-room.  —  Venison  in  all  its 
forms,  and  fish  of  every  kind.  It 
would  have  victualled  a  seventy-four 
to  China. 

The  day  came  at  last,  a  fine  sharp 
clear  day,  as  ever  gave  a  bluish  tinge 
to  the  countenance,  or  brought  tears 
*  to  beauty's  eve,"  There  bad  been 


a  great  fall  of  snow  a  few  days  be- 
fore, but  the  weather  seemed  now 
settled  into  a  firm  enduring  frost. 
The  Laird  had  not  received  a  single 
apology,  and  waited  in  the  hall  along 
with  his  Lady  to  receive  his  guests 
as  they  arrived.  "My  dear,  is  na 
that  a  carriage  coming  up  the  Brose- 
fit-knowe  ?  Auld  Leddy  Clavers,  I 
declare.  She'll  be  going  to  dress  here, 
and  the  three  girls. — Anne's  turned 
religious ;  so  I'm  thinking  she's  owre 
auld  to  be  married. — It's  a  pity  the 
minister's  no  coming;  his  wife's  just 
dead — but  Jeanie  '11  be  looking  out 
for  somebody — We  maun  put  her 
next  to  young  Gerfluin.  Elizabeth's 
a  thocht  owre  young ;  she  can  stay 
at  the  side-table  with  Tammy  Max- 
well— he'sjustahobbletehoy — it  wad 
be  a  very  good  match  in  time."  In 
this  way,  as  each  party  made  its  ap- 
pearance, the  Laird  arranged  in  a 
moment  the  order  in  which  every 
individual  was  to  be  placed  at  table ; 
and  even  before  dinner  he  had  the 
satisfaction  of  seeing  his  guests 
breaking  off  into  the  quiet  tete-a~titest 
which  the  noise  and  occupation  of  a 
general  company  render  sweet  and 
secluded  as  a  meeting  "  by  moon- 
light alone."  While  his  eye  wander- 
ed round  the  various  parties  thus 
pleasantly  engaged,  it  rested  on  the 
figure  of  a  very  beautiful  girl  whom 
he  had  not  previously  remarked. 
She  sat  apart  from  all  the  rest,  and 
was  amusing  herself  with  looking  at 
the  pictures  suspended  round  the 
room — apparently  unconscious  of  the 
presence  of  so  many  strangers.  She 
seemed  in  deep  thought;  but  as  she 
gazed  on  the  representation  of  a  bat- 
tle-piece, her  face  changed  its  expres- 
sion from  the  calmness  of  apathy  to 
the  most  vivid  enthusiasm. 

"  Mercy  on  us  a' !"  whispered  the 
Laird  to  his  wife,  "  wha's  she  that  ? 
that  beautiful  young  lassie  in  the 
wnite  goon  ?  an'  no  a  young  bache- 
lor within  a  mile  o'  her — Deil  ane  o' 
them  deserves  such  an  angel." 

"  It's  a  Miss  Mowbray,"  was  the 
reply;  "  she  came  with  Mrs  Car- 
michael — a  great  heiress,  they  say — 
it's  the  first  time  she  was  ever  in 
Scotland." 

"  Aha  !  say  ye  sae  ?— Then  we'll 
see  if  we  canna  keep  her  amang  us 


1832.]  The  Snowing-itp  of  Strath  Lugas. 

noo  that  she  is  come.  Angus  M'Leod 
— na, he'll  no  do— he's  a  gude  enough 


lad,  but  he's  no  bonny.  Chairlie 
Fletcher — he  wad  do  well  enough ; 
but  I'm  thinking  he'll  do  better  for 
Bell  Johnson.  Od,  donner'd  auld 
man,  no  to  think  o'  him  before ! 
Chairlie  Melville's  the  very  man— 
the  handsomest,  brawest,  cleverest 
chield  she  could  hae ;  and  if  she's 
gotten  the  siller,  so  much  the  better 
for  Chairlie — they'll  be  a  bonny 
couple." 

And  in  an  instant  the  Laird  laid  his 
hand  on  the  shoulder  of  a  young 
man,  who  was  engaged  with  a  knot 
of  gentlemen,  discussing  some  recent 
news  from  the  Peninsula,  and  drag- 

S';ng  him  away,  said,  "  For  shame, 
hairlie,  for  shame  !  Do  you  no  see 
that  sweet,modestlassie  a'  by  hersell  ? 
Gang  up  till  her  this  minute — bide 
by  her  as  lang  as  ye  can — she's  weel 
worth  a'  the  attention  ye  can  pay 
her. — Miss  Mowbray,"  he  continued, 
"  I'm  sorry  my  friend  Mrs  Carmichael 
has  left  ye  sae  much  to  yoursell — 
but  here's  Chairlie,  or,  rather  I 
should  say,  Mr  Charles,  or  rather  I 
should  say,  Lieutenant  Charles  Mel- 
ville, that  will  be  happy  to  supply 
her  place.  He'll  tak'  ye  into  ye'r 
dinner,  and  dance  wi'  ye  at  the 
ball." 

"  All  in  place  of  Mrs  Carmichael, 
sir?"  replied  the  young  lady,  with 
an  arch  look. 

"  Weel  said,  my  dear,  weel  said — 
but  I  maun  leave  younger  folks  to 
answer  ye.  I've  seen  the  time  I 
wadna  hae  been  very  blate  to  gie 
ye  an  answer  that  wad  have  stoppit 
your  *  wee  bit  mou',  sae  sweet  an' 
bonny.'  "  Saying  these  words,  and 
whispering  to  his  young  friend, 
"  Stick  till  her,  Chairlie,"  he  bustled 
off,  "  on  hospitable  thoughts  intent," 
to  another  part  of  the  room. 

After  this  introduction,  the  young 
people  soon  entered  into  conversa- 
tion ;  and,  greatly  to  the  Laird's  satis- 
faction, the  young  soldier  conducted 
Miss  Mowbray  into  the  hall,  sat  next 
her  all  the  time  of  dinner,  and  seem- 
ed as  delighted  with  his  companion 
as  the  most  match-making  lady  or 
gentleman  could  desire.  The  lady, 
on  the  other  hand,  seemed  in  high 
spirits,  and  laughed  at  the  remarks 
of  her  neighbour  with  the  highest 
appearance  of  enjoyment. 


497 

"  How  long  have  you  been  with 
Mrs  Carmichael  ?'* 

"  I  came  the  day  before  yester- 
day." 

"  Rather  a  savage  sort  of  country 
I'm  afraid  you  find  this,  after  the 
polished  scenes  of  your  own  land." 

"  Do  you  mean  the  country,"  re- 
plied the  lady,  "  or  the  inhabitants  ? 
They  are  not  nearly  such  savages  as 
I  expected;  some  of  them  seem 
half-civilized." 

"  It  is  only  your  good-nature  that 
makes  you  think  us  so.  When  you 
know  us  better,  you  will  alter  your 
opinion." 

"  Nay,  now  don't  be  angry,  or 
talk,  as  all  other  Scotch  people  do, 
about  your  national  virtues.  1  know 
you  are  a  very  wonderful  people — 
your  men  all  heroes,  your  peasants 
philosophers,  and  your  women  an- 
gels ;  but  seriously,  I  was  very  much 
disappointed  to  find  you  so  like 
other  people." 

"  W7hy,  what  did  you  expect  ? — 
Did  you  think  we  were  men  whose 
heads  did  grow  beneath  our  shoul- 
ders ?" 

"  No — I  did  not  expect  that ;  but 
I  expected  to  find  every  thing  differ- 
ent from  what  I  had  been  accus- 
tomed to.  Now,  the  company  here 
are  dressed  just  like  a  party  in  Eng- 
land, and  behave  in  the  same  man- 
ner. Even  the  language  is  intelli- 
gible at  times ;  though  the  Laird,  I 
must  say,  would  require  an  inter- 
preter." 

"  Ah  !  the  jolly  old  Laird— his  face 
is  a  sort  of  polyglot  dictionary — it  is 
the  expression  for  good  humour, 
kindness,  and  hospitality,  in  all  lan- 
guages." 

""And  who  is  that  at  his  right 
hand  ?" 

"  What  ?  the  henchman  ? — That's 
Rory  M'Taggart — he  was  piper  for 
twenty  years  in  the  73d,  and  killed 
three  men  with  his  own  hand  at 
Vimeira." 

"  And  is  that  the  reason  he  is  call- 
ed the  henchman  ?" 

"  Yes,  henchman  means,  '  The 
piper  with  the  bloody  hand,  the 
slaughterer  of  three.' " 

"  What  a  comprehensive  word  ! — 
It  is  almost  equal  to  the  Laird's 
face." 

But  here  the  Laird  broke  in  upon 
their  conversation.  "  Miss  Mowbray, 


The  Snoiviny-up  of  Strath  Luyas. 


498 

dinna  be  frightened  at  a*  the  daft 
things  the  wild  soger  is  saying  to 
you."  Then  he  added,  in  a  lower 
tone,  "  Chairlie  wad  settle  doon  into 
a  douce,  quiet,  steady  married  man, 
for  a'  his  tantrums.  It  wad  be  a  pity 
if  a  Frenchman's  gun  should  spoil 
his  beauty,  poor  fallow." 

The  young  lady  bowed,  without 
comprehending  a  syllable  of  the 
speech  of  the  worthy  host.  "  Are  you 
likely  to  be  soon  ordered  .abroad  ?" 
she  said. 

"  We  expect  the  route  for  Spain 
every  day,  and  then  huzza  for  a  peer- 
age or  Westminster  Abbey !" 

"  Ah !  war  is  a  fine  game  when  it 
is  played  at  a  distance  !  Why  can't 
kings  settle  their  disputes  without 
having  recourse  to  the  sword  ?" 

"  I  really  can't  answer  your  ques- 
tion, but  I  think  it  must  be  out  of  a 
kind  regard  to  the  interests  of  young- 
er brothers.  A  war  is  a  capital  pro- 
vision for  poor  devils  like  myself, 
who  were  born  to  no  estate  but  that 
excessively  large  one  which  the  ca- 
techism calls  the  '  estate  of  sin  and 
misery.' — But  come,  I  see  from  your  . 
face  you  are  very  romantic,  and  are 
going  to  say  something  sentimental, 
— luckily  his  Grace  is  proposing  a 
removal  into  the  ball-room ;  may  I 
beg  the  honour  of  your  hand  ?" 

"  Aha,  lad  !"  cried  the  Laird,  who 
had  heard  the  last  sentence,  "  are  ye 
at  that  wark  already — asking  a  led- 
dy's  hand  on  sae  short  an  acquaint- 
ance ? — But  folk  canna  do't  owre 
sune." 

The  bustle  caused  by  the  seces- 
sion of  those  who  preferred  Terpsi- 
chore to  Bacchus,  luckily  prevented 
Miss  Mowbray's  hearing  the  Laird's 
observation,  and  in  a  few  minutes 
she  found  herself  entering  with  heart 
and  soul  into  the  full  enjoyment  of 
a  country  dance. 

Marriages  they  say  are  made  in 
heaven.  Charles  Melville  devoutly 
wished  the  Laird's  efforts  might  be 
successful,  and  that  one  could  be 
made  on  earth.  She  was  indeed,  as 
the  Laird  expressed  it, "  a  bonny  cra» 
tur  to  look  at."  I  never  could  de- 
scribe a  beauty  in  my  life — so  the 
loveliness  of  the  English  heiress  must 
be  left  to  the  imagination.  At  all 
events,  she  was  "  the  bright  consum- 
mate flower  of  the  whole  wreath" 
which  was  then  gathered  together  at 
Strath  Lugasj  and  even  Lady  Cla- 


[March, 


vers  said,  "  That  Miss  Mowbray's 
very  weel  put  on  indeed,  for  sae 
young  a  lassie.  Her  hair's  something 
like  our  Anne's — only  I  think  Annie's 
has  a  wee  richer  tinge  o'  the  golden." 

"  Lord  .save  us  a' !"  whispered  the 
Laird ;  "  poor  Anne's  hair's  as  red  as 
a  carrot." 

"  An'  dinna  ye  think  her  voice," 
said  her  ladyship — "  dinna  ye  think 
her  voice  is  something  like  our  Jean- 
ie's — only  maybe  no  sae  rich  in  the 
tone  ?" 

"  Feth,  ma'am,"  said  the  Laird, 
"  I  maun  wait  till  I  hear  Miss  Mow- 
bray  speak  the  Gaelic,  for  really  the 
saft  sort  o'  beautiful  English  she 
speaks  gies  her  a  great  advantage." 

"  As  ye  say,  Mr  Kirkton,"  conti- 
nued her  ladyship,  who,  like  all  great 
talkers,  never  attended  to  what  any 
one  said  but  herself,  "  Jeanie  has  a 
great  advantage  owre  her, — but  she's 
weel  enough,  for  a'  that." 

In  the  meantime  the  young  lady, 
who  was  the  subject  of  this  conver- 
sation, troubled  herself  very  little  as 
to  what  Lady  Clavers  said  or  thought 
on  the  occasion.  I  shall  not  on  any 
account  say  that  she  was  in  love,  for 
I  highly  disapprove  of  such  a  speedy 
surrender  to  Dan  Cupid  in  the  softer 
sex ;  but  at  all  events  she  was  highly 
delighted  with  the  novelty  of  the 
scene,  and  evidently  pleased  with 
her  partner.  No  scruple  of  the  same 
kind  restrains  me  from  mentioning 
the  state  of  Charles  Melville's  heart. 
He  was  as  deeply  in  love  as  ever  was 
the  hero  of  a  romance,  and  in  the 
pauses  of  the  dance,  indulged  in  va- 
rious reveries  about  love  and  a  cot- 
tage, and  a  number  of  other  absurd 
notions,  which  are  quite  common,  I 
believe,  on  such  occasions.  He  ne- 
ver deigned  to  think  on  so  contempt- 
ible an  object  as  a  butcher's  bill,  or 
how  inconvenient  it  would  be  to 
maintain  a  wife  and  four  or  five  an- 
gels of  either  sex,  on  ninety  pounds 
a-year ;  but  at  the  same  time  I  must 
do  him  the  justice  to  state,  that,  al- 
though he  was  a  Scotchman,  the  fact 
of  Miss  Mowbray's  being  an  heiress 
never  entered  into  his  contemplation 
—and  if  I  may  mention  my  own  opi- 
nion, I  really  believe  he  would  have 
been  better  pleased  if  she  had  been 
as  portionless  as  himself.  But  time 
and  tide  wear  through  the  roughest 
day;  no  wonder,  then,  they  wore 
very  rapidly  through  the  happiest 


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evening  he  had  ever  spent.  The 
Duke  and  the  more  distant  visitors 
had  taken  their  leave ;  "  the  mirth 
and  fun  grew  fast  and  furious"  among 
the  younger  and  better  acquainted 
parties  who  were  left ;  hut,  greatly 
to  the  mortification  of  the  young  sol- 
dier, his  partner  was  called  away  at 
the  end  of  a  dance,  just  when  he  had 
been  anticipating  a  delightful  tete- 
a-tete  while  the  next  was  forming. 
With  his  heart  nearly  bursting  with 
admiration  and  regret,  he  wrapt  her 
in  her  cloaks  and  shawls,  and  in  si- 
lent dejection,  with  only  a  warm 
pressure  of  the  hand,  which  he  was 
enchanted  to  find  returned,  he  hand- 
ed her  into  Mrs  Carmichael's  old-fa- 
shioned open  car,  though  the  night 
was  dark  and  stormy, — and  after 
listening  to  the  last  sound  of  the 
wheels  as  they  were  lost  among  the 
snow,  he  slowly  turned,  and  re-en- 
tered the  ball-room.  Their  absence, 
to  all  appearance,  had  not  been  noti- 
ced by  a  single  eye — a  thing  at  which 
he,  as  a  lover  under  such  circumstan- 
ces is  bound  to  be,  was  greatly  surpri- 
sed. "  Blockheads !"  he  said,  "  they 
would  not  see  the  darkness  if  the 
sun  were  extinguished  at  mid-day." 
And  he  fell  into  a  train  of  reflections, 
which,  from  the  expression  of  his 
countenance,  did  not  seem  to  be  of  a 
very  exhilarating  nature.  In  about 
twenty  minutes,  however,  after  his 
return,  he  was  roused  by  the  hench- 
man, whom  he  had  spoken  of  at  din- 
ner, who  beckoned  him  from  the 
hall. 

"  The  bonny  cratur  ! — the  bonny 
cratur  !"  he  began,—"  an'  sic  a  nicht 
to  gang  hame  in ! — the  stars  a'  put 
out,  the  snaw  beginnin5  to  drift,  and 
a  spate  in  the  Lugas  !  Noo,  if  auld 
Andrew  Strachan,  the  Leddy  Car- 
michael's coachman,  doitet  auld 
body,  and  mair  than  half  fou,  tries 
the  ford — oh,  the  lassie,  the  bonny 
bit  lassie  '11  be  lost ! — an*  I'll  never 
hae  the  heart  to  spend  the  crown- 
piece  she  slippit  into  my  hand  just 
afore  the  dancin'." 

But  what  more  the  worthy  hench- 
man might  have  said  must  remain  a 
mystery  to  all  succeeding  time ;  for, 
long  before  he  had  corne  to  the  epi- 
sode of  the  crown,  Charles  had  rush- 
ed hatless  into  the  open  air,  and  dash- 
ed forward  at  the  top  of  his  speed  to 
overtake  the  carriage,  in  time  to 
warn  them  from  the  ford.  But  the 


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snow  had  already  formed  itself  into 
enormous  wreaths,  which,  besides 
impeding  his  progress,  interfered 
greatly  with  his  knowledge  of  local- 
ities ;  and  he  pursued  his  toilsome 
way  more  in  despair  than  hope.  He 
shouted,  in  the  expectation  of  his 
voice  being  heard,  but  he  heard  no 
reply.  He  stooped  down  to  see  the 
tracks  of  the  wheel,  but  the  snow 
fell  so  fast  and  drifted  at  the  same 
time,  that  it  was  quite  undistinguish- 
able,  even  if  the  darkness  had  not 
been  so  deep.  However,  onward  he 
pressed  towards  the  ford,  and  shout- 
ed louder  and  louder  as  he  approach- 
ed it.  The  roaring  of  the  stream, 
now  swollen  to  a  prodigious  height, 
drowned  his  cries,  and  his  eyes  in 
vain  searched  for  the  object  of  his 
pursuit ;  far  and  near,  up  and  down, 
he  directed  his  gaz«,  and  in  a  trans- 
port of  joy  at  the  hope  which  their 
absence  presented,  that  they  had 
gone  round  by  the  bridge  and  were 
saved,  he  was  turning  away  to  return 
home,  when  he  thought  he  heard,  in 
a  bend  of  the  river,  a  little  way 
down,  a  faint  scream  above  the  roar- 
ing of  the  torrent.  Quick  as  light- 
ning he  rushed  towards  the  spot,  and 
hallooed  as  loud  as  he  could.  The 
shriek  was  distinctly  repeated,  and 
a  great  way  out  in  the  water,  he  saw 
some  substance  of  considerable  size. 
He  shouted  again,  and  a  voice  replied 
to  him  from  the  river.  In  an  instant 
he  had  plunged  into  the  stream,  and, 
though  it  was  rushing  with  the  great- 
est impetuosity,  it  was  luckily  not  so 
deep  as  to  prevent  his  wading.  And 
after  considerable  toil,  for  the  water 
was  above  his  breast,  he  succeeded 
in  reaching  the  obj  ect  he  had  descried 
from  the  bank.  It  was,  indeed,  Mrs 
Carmichael's  car,  and  in  it  he  had 
the  inexpressible  delight  to  find  the 
two  ladies,  terrified,  indeed,  with 
their  appalling  situation,  but  luckily 
in  full  possession  of  their  presence 
of  mind. 

In  a  few  hurried  words  he  desired 
them  to  trust  entirely  to  him,  and 
begging  the  elder  lady  to  remain 
quiet  in  the  carriage,  he  lifted  the 
younger  in  his  arms, — but  in  the 
most  earnest  language  she  implored 
him  to  save  her  companion  first,  as 
she  had  such  confidence  in  herself 
that  she  was  certain  she  could  re- 
main in  the  carriage  till  he  had  effect- 
ed his  return.  Pressing  her  to  his 


500 

heart  in  admiration  of  such  magna- 
nimity, he  laid  her  gently  back,  and 
lifting  Mrs  Carmichael  from  her  seat, 
he  pushed  desperately  for  the  shore. 
The  water  even  in  this  short  time 
had  perceptibly  risen,  and  on  reach- 
ing the  bank,  and  depositing  his  bur- 
den in  safety,  he  rushed  once  more 
through  the  torrent,  fearful  lest  a 
moment's  delay  should  make  it  im- 
practicable to  reach  the  car.  That 
light  equipage  was  now  shaking  from 
the  impetuous  attacks  of  the  stream, 
and  at  the  moment  when  the  fainting 
girl  was  lifted  up,  a  rush  of  greater 
force  taking  it,  now  unbalanced  by 
any  weight,  forced  it  on  its  side,  and 
rolled  it  off  into  the  great  body  of 
the  river.  It  had  been  carried  above 
fifty  yards  below  the  ford,  without, 
however,  being  overturned,  and  had 
luckily  become  entangled  with  the 
trunk  of  a  tree ;  the  horse,  after  se- 
vere struggles,  had  been  drowned, 
and  his  inanimate  weight  had  helped 
to  delay  the  progress  of  the  carriage. 
The  coachman  was  nowhere  to  be 
found.  Meanwhile  the  three,  once 
more  upon  land,  pursued  their  path 
back  to  Strath  Lugas.  Long  and  toil- 
some was  the  road,  but  cheered  to 
the  young  soldier  by  the  happy  con- 
sciousness he  had  saved  "his  heart's 
idol"  from  death.  Tired  and  nearly 
worn  out  with  the  harassing  nature 
of  their  journey  and  of  their  feelings, 
they  at  length  reached  the  hospitable 
mansion  they  had  so  lately  quitted. 
The  music  was  still  sounding,  the 
lights  still  burning  brightly, — but 
when  old  Simon  Kirkton  saw  the 
party  enter  his  hall,  no  words  can  do 
justice  to  the  horror  of  his  expres- 
sion. The  ladies  were  consigned  to 
the  attention  of  his  wife.  He  him- 
self took  especial  care  of  the  hero  of 
the  story ;  and  after  having  heard  the 
whole  adventure,  when  the  soldier, 
refreshed  and  in  a  suit  of  the  Laird's 
apparel,  was  entering  the  dancing- 
room,  he  slapt  him  on  the  shoulder 
and  said,  "  Diel  a  doubt  o't  noo.  If 
ye're  no  laird  of  the  bonny  English 
acres,  and  gudeman  o'  the  bonny 
English  leddy,  I've  nae  skeel  in  spae- 
in';  that's  a'." 

The  adventure  quickly  spread,  and 
people  were  sent  off  in  all  directions 
with  lights,  to  discover,  if  possible, 
the  body  of  the  unfortunate  Andrew 
Strachan.  After  searching  for  a  long 
time,  our  friend,  the  henchman, 


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thought  he  heard  a  voice  close  beside 
him,  on  the  bank.  He  held  down  his 
lantern,  and,  sure  enough,  there  he 
saw  the  object  of  their  pursuit  lying 
with  his  head  at  the  very  edge  of  the 
water,  and  his  body  on  the  land !  The 
water  from  time  to  time  burst  over 
his  face,  and  it  was  only  on  these  oc- 
casions that  an  almost  inarticulate 
grunt  shewed  that  the  comatose  dis- 
ciple of  John  Barleycorn  was  yet 
alive.  The  henchman  summoned 
his  companions,  and  on  attentively 
listening  to  the  groans,  as  they  con- 
sidered them,  of  the  dying  man,  they 
distinctly  heard  him,  as  he  attempted 
to  spit  out  the  water  which  broke  in 
tiny  waves  over  his  mouth,  exclaim- 
ing, "  Faugh,  faugh  !  I  doot  ye're 
changin'  the  liquor — a  wee  drap  mair 
whisky,  and  a  sma'  spoonfu'  o'  sugar.'* 
The  nodding  charioteer  had  been 
ejected  from  his  seat  on  the  first  im- 
petus of  the  "spate,"  and  been  safely 
floated  to  land,  without  perceiving 
any  remarkable  change  of  situation. 
It  is  needless  to  say,  he  was  con- 
siderably surprised  to  discover  where 
he  was,  on  being  roused  by  the  hench- 
man's party.  "  It's  my  belief,"  said 
Jock  Stewart,  the  piper,  as  they  help- 
ed him  on  his  way,  "  the  drucken 
body  thocht  he  was  tipplin'  a'  the 
time  in  the  butler's  ha'.  It  wad  be  a 
gude  deed  to  let  the  daidlin'  haveril 
follow  his  hat  and  wig;  and  I'm 
thinkin'  by  this  time  they'll  be  doon 
about  Fort  George." 

The  weather  was  become  so  stormy, 
and  the  snow  so  deep,  that  it  was  im- 
possible for  any  one  to  leave  the 
house  that  night.  The  hospitable 
Laird  immediately  set  about  making 
accommodation  for  so  large  a  party, 
and  by  a  little  management  he  con- 
trived to  render  every  body  comfort- 
able. The  fiddlers  were  lodged  in  the 
barn,  the  ladies  settled  by  the  half- 
dozen  in  a  room,  and  a  supply  of 
cloaks  was  collected  for  the  gentle- 
men in  the  hall.  Where  people  are 
willing  to  be  pleased,  it  is  astonish- 
ing how  easy  they  find  it.  Laughter 
long  and  loud  resounded  through  all 
the  apartments,  and  morn  began  to 
stand  "  upon  the  misty  mountain- 
tops,"  ere  sleep  and  silence  took 
possession  of  the  mansion.  Next  day 
the  storm  still  continued.  The  pros- 
pect, as  far  as  the  eye  could  reach, 
was  a  dreary  waste  of  snow ;  and  it 
was  goon  perceived,  by  those  who 


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501 


were  skilful  in  such  matters,  that  the 
whole  party  were  fairly  snowed  up, 
and  how  long  their  imprisonment 
might  last  no  one  could  tell.  It  was 
amazing  with  what  equanimity  the 
intelligence  was  listened  to ;  one  or 
two  young  ladies,  who  had  been  par- 
ticularly pleased  with  their  partners, 
went  so  far  as  to  say  it  was  delightful. 

The  elders  of  the  party  bore  it 
with  great  good  humour,  on  being 
assured  from  the  state  of  the  larder 
there  was  no  danger  of  a  famine; 
and,  above  all,  the  Laird  himself,  who 
had  some  private  schemes  of  his  own 
to  serve,  was  elevated  into  the  se- 
venth heaven  by  the  embargo  laid 
on  his  guests. 

"  If  this  bides  three  days  there'll 
be  a  dizzen  couple  before  Leddy- 
day.  It's  no  possible  for  a  lad  and 
a  lass  to  be  snaw'd  up  thegether 
three  days  without  melting — but 
we'll  see  the  night  how  it's  a'  to  be 
managed.  Has  ony  body  seen  Mrs 
Carmichael  and  Miss  Mowbray  this 
morning  ?" 

But  before  this  question  could  be 
answered,  the  ladies  entered  the 
room.  They  were  both  pale  from 
their  last  night's  adventure;  but 
while  the  elder  lady  was  shaking 
hands  with  her  friends,  and  recei- 
ving their  congratulations,  the  eyes 
of  her  young  companion  wandered 
searchingly  round  the  apartment  till 
they  fell  on  Charles  Melville.  Im- 
mediately a  flush  came  over  her 
cheek,  which  before  was  deadly  pale, 
and  she  started  forward  and  held  out 
her  hand.  He  rushed  and  caught  it, 
and  even  in  presence  of  all  that  com- 
pany, could  scarcely  resist  the  incli- 
nation to  put  it  to  his  lips. 

"  Thanks !  thanks  !"  was  all  she 
said,  and  even  in  saying  these  short 
words  her  voice  trembled,  and  a  tear 
came  to  her  eye.  But  when  she  saw 
that  all  looks  were  fixed  on  her,  she 
blushed  more  deeply  than  ever,  and 
retired  to  the  side  of  Mrs  Carmi- 
chael. This  scene  passed  by  no 
means  unheeded  by  the  Laird. 

"  Stupid  whelp  !"  he  said,  "  what 
for  did  he  no  kiss  her,  an'  it  were 
just  to  gie  her  cheeks  an  excuse  for 
growin'  sae  rosy  ?  Od',  if  I  had  saved 
her  frae  droonin',  I  wadna  hae  been 
sae  nice, — that's  to  say,  my  dear," 
he  added  to  his  wife,  who  was  stand- 
ing near, « if  I  hadna  a  wife  o'  my  ain." 


The  storm  lasted  for  five  days. 
How  the  plans  of  the  Laird,  with  re- 
gard to  the  matrimonial  comforts  of 
his  guests  prospered,  I  have  no  in- 
tention of  detailing.  I  believe,  how- 
ever, he  was  right  in  his  predictions, 
and  the  minister  was  presented  with 
eight  several  sets  of  tea-things  with- 
in three  months.  Many  a  spinster 
at  this  moment  looks  back  with  re- 
gret to  her  absence  from  the  snow- 
party  of  Strath  Lugas,  and  dates  all 
her  misfortunes  from  that  unhappy 
circumstance.  On  the  fourth  morn- 
ing of  the  imprisonment,  the  Laird 
was  presented  with  a  letter  from 
Charles  Melville.  In  it  he  informed 
him  that  he  dared  not  be  absent 
longer,  in  case  of  his  regiment  being 
ordered  abroad,  and  that  he  had 
taken  his  chance  and  set  off  on  his 
homeward  way  in  spite  of  the  snow. 
It  ended  with  thanks  for  all  his  kind- 
ness, and  an  affectionate  farewell. 
When  this  was  announced  to  the 
party,  they  expressed  great  regret 
at  his  absence.  It  seemed  to  sur- 
prise them  all.  Mrs  Carmichael  was 
full  of  wonder  on  the  occasion  ;  but 
Miss  Mowbray  seemed  totally  un- 
moved by  his  departure.  She  was 
duller  in  spirits  than  before,  and  re- 
fused to  dance ;  but  in  other  respects 
the  mirth  was  as  uproarious,  and  the 
dancing  as  joyous  as  ever — and  in  a 
day  the  snow  was  sufficiently  clear- 
ed away — the  party  by  different  con- 
veyances broke  up — and  the  Laird 
was  left  alone,  after  a  week  of  con- 
stant enjoyment. 

Four  years  after  the  events  I  have 
related,  a  young  man  presented  him- 
self for  the  first  time  in  the  pump- 
room  at  Bath.  The  gossips  of  that 
busy  city  formed  many  conjectures 
as  to  who  and  what  he  could  be — 
some  thought  him  a  foreigner,  some 
a  man~of  consequence  incog.;  but 
all  agreed  that  he  was  a  soldier  and 
an  invalid.  He  seemed  to  be  about 
six-and-twenty,  and  was  evidently  a 
perfect  stranger.  After  he  had  stay- 
ed in  the  room,  and  listened  for  a 
short  time  to  the  music,  he  went  out 
into  the  street,  and  just  as  he  made 
his  exit  by  one  door,  the  marvels  of 
the  old  beldames  who  congregate 
under  the  orchestra,  were  called  into 
activity  by  the  entrance  through  the 
other  of  a  young  lady  leaning  on 
the  arm  of  an  old  one.  Even  so  sim- 


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502 

pie  an  incident  as  this,  is  sufficient 
in  a  place  like  Bath  to  give  rise  to 
various  rumours  and  conjectures. 
She  was  tall,  fair,  and  very  beautiful, 
but  she  also  seemed  in  bad  health, 
and  to  be  perfectly  unknown.  Such 
an  event  had  not  occurred  at  the 
pump-room  for  ages  before.  Even 
the  master  of  the  ceremonies  was  at 
fault.  "  As  near  as  he  could  guess, 
to  the  best  of  his  conjecture,  he  be- 
lieved he  had  never  seen  either  the 
gentleman  or  the  lady." 

While  surmises  of  all  kinds  were 
going  their  rounds  in  this  manner, 
the  gentleman  pursued  his  walk  up 
Milsom  Street.  His  pace  was  slow, 
and  his  strength  did  not  seem  equal 
even  to  so  gentle  an  exertion.  He 
leant  for  support  upon  his  walking- 
stick,  and  heard,  mingled  with  many 
coughs,  a  voice  which  he  well  knew, 
calling,  "  Chairlie!  Chairlie Melville ! 
I  say  !  pull,  ye  deil's  buckie — ugh — 
ugh ! — sic  a  damned  conveyance  for 
a  Kiel  and  gentleman.  Ah  Chairlie, 
lad,"  said  our  old  acquaintance,  the 
Laird,  who  had  now  got  up  to  where 
his  friend  was  standing,  "  sad  times 
for  baith  o'  us. — Here  am  I  sent  up 
here  wi'  a  cough  wad  shake  a  kirk, 
ugh — ugh. — An  the  gout  in  baith  my 
feet — to  be  hurled  about  in  a  chair 
that  gangs  upon  wheels — ugh — ugh 
— by  a  lazy  English  vagabond  that 
winna  understand  a  word  I  say  till 
him. — An'  you,"  and  here  the  old 
man  looked  up  in  the  young  soldier's 
face — "  Oh,  Chairlie,  Chairlie,  is  this 
what  the  wars  hae  brocht  ye  to  ? — 
ugh — ugh. — Yer  verra  mither  wadna 
ken  ye — but  come  awa',  come  awa' 
to  my  lodgings  in  Pulteney  Street, 
and  tell  us  a'  about  wJhat  ye've  been 
doin' — ugh — ugh — my  fit,  my  fit !  pu' 
awa',  ye  ne'er-do-weel;  turn  about,an' 
be  hanged  till  ye — do  ye  no  ken  the 
road  to  Pulteney  Street  yet  ?  Come 
awa'  Chairlie,my  man,  dinna hurry." 
And  thus  mingling  his  commands  to 
his  chairman,  with  complaints  of  the 
gout  and  conversation  to  his  friend, 
the  Laird  led  the  way  to  his  lod- 
gings. 

Chairlie's  story  was  soon  told.  He 
had  shared  in  all  the  dangers  and  tri- 
umphs of  the  last  three  years  of  the 
war.  He  had  been  severely  wound- 
ed at  Waterloo,  and  had  come  to  Bath 
with  a  debilitated  frame,  and  a  Ma- 
jor's commission,  But  though  he 


[March, 


spoke  of  past  transactions  as  gaily  as 
he  could,  the  quick'eyes  of  the  Laird 
perceived  that  there  was  some  "  se- 
cret sorrow"  which  weighed  down 
his  spirits.  "  An'  did  ye  meet  with 
nae  love  adventure  in  your  travels  ? 
for  ye  manna  tell  me  a  bit  wound  in 
the  shoulder  would  mak  ye  sae  down- 
headed  as  ye  are.  Is  there  nae  Spa- 
nish or  French  lassie  that  gies  ye  a 
sair  heart  ?  Tell  it  a'  to  me,  an'  if  I 
can  be  of  ony  use  in  bringin'  it  about, 
ye  may  depend  I'll  do  all  in  my 
power  to  help  ye." 

"  No,"  replied  Charles,  smiling  at 
the  continued  match-making  propen- 
sities of  his  friend ;  "  I  shall  scarcely 
require  your  services  on  that  score. 
I  never  saw  Frenchwoman  or  Spa- 
niard, that  cost  me  a  single  sigh." 
And  here,  as  if  by  the  force  of  the 
word  itself,  the  young  man  sighed. 

"  Weel,  it  maun  be  some  English 
or  Scotch  lassie  then ;  for  it's  easy  to 
be  seen  that  somebody  costs  ye  a 
sigh.  I  aince  thocht  ye  were  in  a  fail- 
way  o'  winnin'  yon  bonny  cratur  ye 
saved  frae  the  spate  o'  the  Lugas — 
but  ye  gaed  awa'  in  such  a  hurry  the 
plant  hadna  time  to  tak'  root." 

"  She  was  too  rich  for  the  poor 
penniless  subaltern  to  look  to,"  re- 
plied the  young  man,  a  deep  glow 
coming  over  his  face. 

"  Havers  !  havers  !  She  wad  hae 
given  a'  her  lands  yon  night  for  a 
foot  o'  dry  grund.  An'  as  ye  won 
her,  ye  had  the  best  right  to  wear  her. 
And  I'm  muckle  mistaken  if  the  las- 
sie didna  think  sae  hersell." 

"  Miss  Mowbray  must  have  over- 
rated my  services ;  but  at  all  events  I 
had  no  right  to  take  advantage  of  that 
fortunate  accident  to  better  my  for- 
tunes by  presuming  on  her  feelings 
of  gratitude  to  her  preserver." 

"  What  for  no  ?  what  for  no  ?" 
cried  the  Laird,  "  ye  should  hae  mar- 
ried her  on  the  spot.  There  were 
eight  couples  sprang  frae  the  snaw- 
meeting — ye  should  hae  made  the 
ninth,  and  then  ye  needna  hae  had  a 
ball  put  through  your  shouther,  nor 
ever  moved  frae  the  braw  Holmes  o' 
Surrey.  Od  I  wish  it  had  been  me  that 
took  her  out  o'  the  water ;  that  is,  if 
I  had  been  as  young  as  you,  and  Pro- 
vidence had  afflicted  me  with  the  loss 
o'  Mrs  Kirkton." 

"  If  I  had  been  on  a  level  with  her 
as  to  fortune"—" 


1832.]  The  Snoioing-up 

"  Weel,  but  noo  your  brither's 
dead,  ye're  heir  o'  the  auld  house, 
an'  ye're  a  major — what's  to  forbid 
the  banns  noo  ?" 

"  I  have  never  heard  of  Miss  Mow- 
bray  from  that  hour  to  this;  in  all 
probability  she  is  married  to  some 
lucky  fellow" 

"  She  wasna  married  when  I  saw 
Mrs  Carmichael  four  months  since; 
she  was  in  what  leddies  ca'  delicate 
health  though ;  she  had  aye  been 
melancholy  since  the  time  of  the 
water  business.  Mrs  Carmichael 
thought  ye  were  a  great  fool  for  rin- 
nin'  awa'." 

"  Mrs  Carmichael  is  very  kind." 

"  'Deed  is  she,"  replied  the  Laird, 
"  as  kind-hearted  a  woman  as  ever 
lived.  She's  maybe  a  thocht  owre 
auld,  or  I  dinna  doubt  she  wad  be 
very  happy  to  marry  ye  hersell." 

"  I  hope  her  gratitude  would  not 
carry  her  to  such  an  alarm  ing  length," 
said  Charles,  laughing.  "  It  would 
make  young  men  rather  tender  of 
saving  ladies'  lives." 

"  If  I  knew  whar  she  was  just  now, 
I  wad  soon  put  every  thing  to  rights. 
It's  no  owre  late  yet,  though  ye  maun 
get  fatter  before  the  marriage — ye 
wad  be  mair  like  a  skeleton  than  a 
bridegroom. — But,  save  us !  what's 
the  matter  wi'  ye?  are  ye  no  weel  ? 
—  head  -  ach  ?  —  gout  ?  —  what  is't, 
man  ? — confoond  my  legs,  I  cannot 
stir — Sit  down  and  rest  ye." 

But  Charles,  with  his  eyes  intent- 
ly fixed  on  some  object  in  the  street, 
gazed  as  if  some  horrible  apparition 
had  met  his  sight.  Alternately  flush- 
ed and  pale,  he  continued  as  if  en- 
tranced, and  then  deeply  sighing, 
sunk  senseless  on  the  floor. 

"  Rory,  Rory !"  screamed  the  Laird 
-— "  'ugh,  'ugh  !  oh  !  that  I  could  get 
at  the  bell  ?— Cheer  up,  Chairlie.— 
Fire  !  fire  !— 'ugh,  ugh  !  the  lad  will 
be  dead  before  a  soul  comes  near 
him— Rory  !  Rory  !"  And  luckily 
the  ancient  henchman,  Rory  Mac- 
Taggart,  made  his  appearance  in  time 
to  save  his  master  from  choking 
through  mingled  fear  and  surprise. 
Charles  was  soon  recovered,  and, 


of  Strath  Lugas.  503 

when  left  again  alone  with  the  Laird, 
he  said,  "  As  I  hope  to  live,  I  saw  her 
from  this  very  window,  just  as  we 
were  speaking  of  her.  Even  her  face 
I  saw!  oh,  so  changed  and  pale! 
But  her  walk  ! — no  two  can  have  such 
a  graceful  carriage  1" 

"  Seen  wha  ?"  said  the  Laird ;  "Mrs 
Carmichael  ?  for  it  was  her  we  were 
speakin'  o' — aye,  she's  sair  changed ; 
and  her  walk  is  weel  kent ;  only  I 
thocht  she  was  a  wee  stiffer  frae  the 
rheumatism  last  year.  But  whar  is 
she  ?" 

"  It  was  Miss  Mowbray  I  saw.  She 
went  into  that  house  opposite — " 

"  What !  the  house  wi'  the  brass 
knocker,  green  door — the  veranda 
with  the  flower-pots,  an'  twa  dead 
geraniums  ?" 

"  Yes." 

"  Then,  just  ring  the  bell,  and  tell 
that  English  creatur  to  pu'  me  in  the 
wee  whirligig  across  the  street — " 

"  Impossible,  my  dear  Laird !  re- 
collect your  gout — " 

"  Deil  hae  the  gout  and  the  cough 
too  !  Order  the  chair ;  I'll  see  if  it's 
her  in  five  minutes." 

And  away,  in  spite  of  all  objections 
and  remonstrances,  went  the  Laird  to 
pay  his  visit.  Now,  if  any  one  should 
be  in  doubt  as  to  the  success  of  his 
negotiations,  I — the  writer  of  this 
story — Charles  Melville,  late  major 
— th  regiment,  will  be  happy  to  con- 
vince him  of  it,  if  he  will  drop  in  on 
me  any  day  at  Mowbray-Hall,  by  my 
own  evidence,  and  also  that  of  my 
happy  and  still  beautiful  Madeline, 
though  she  is  the  mother  of  three  rosy 
children,  who  atthis  moment  are  ma- 
king such  an  intolerable  noise,  that 
I  cannot  understand  a  sentence  I  am 
writing.  I  may  just  mention,  that 
the  Laird  attended  the  wedding,  and 
that  his  cough  entirely  left  him.  He 
does  not  suifer  an  attack  of  the  gout 
more  than  once  a-year.  He  has 
adopted  my  second  boy,  and  every 
autumn  we  spend  three  months  with 
him  at  Strath  Lugas.  Oh !  that  all 
match-makers  were  as  innocent  and 
disinterested  as  jolly  old  Simon 
Kirkton ! 


504  Gaffer  Maurice.  [March, 

GAFFER  MAURICE. 

How  he  would  neither  be  young  nor  wise,  and  what  he  had  buckled  on  his  back. 

BY  THE  TRANSLATOR  OF  HOMER*S  HYMNS. 

WITH  his  face  to  the  glade,  and  his  back  to  the  bole 

Of  a  wild  ash,  amid  the  leaves  so  green, 
Sat  a  merry  old  soul,  and  his  silvery  poll 

And  his  cheeks  were  edged  by  the  summery  sheen; 
And  his  few  scant  locks  into  sunshine  broke, 
Like  the  young  bright  leaves  on  an  aged  oak. 

About  him  there  sported  gleams  of  light, 

And  they  linger' d  here  and  there  to  scan 
(As  if  they  were  bright  with  life  and  sight) 

The  innermost  thoughts  of  the  stranger  man 
And  would  say,  Sore  evil  betide  thee  here, 
If  thy  conscience  it  be  not  pure  and  clear  ! 

Round  him,  and  round  him  they  shone,  and  again 

Athwart,  and  over  the  grey  fern  fell, 
And  into  the  glen,  and  lighted  up  then 

Visions,  it  were  but  as  dreams  to  tell — > 
Floating  in  amber  and  gold  and  shade, 
Like  bodiless  sprites  in  ambuscade. 

Then  thrice  the  old  man  rubbed  his  eyes, 

To  see  if  he  could  see  aright — 
Quoth  he,  I  surmise  more  mysteries 

May  be  going  on  here  than  suit  me  quite. 
Perchance  there  be  sprites  lurk  under  the  fern, 
And  are  doing  what  I  should  not  discern. 

The  gleam  pass'd  on — all  was  still  around, 
'Mid  the  motionless  boughs  of  ash  and  beech, 

And  it  seem'd  the  ground  with  unutter'd  sound 
Was  pregnant,  and  soon  would  burst  in  speech. 

First  a  loud  laugh  through  the  wild-wood  rang, 

Then  a  voice  broke  forth,  as  the  sweet  birds  sang. 

FAIRY. 
Gaffer  Maurice,  come  hither  to  me, 

In  thy  merry  eye  good  sooth  I  read; 
Here's  a  flower  for  thee,  from  the  fairy-tree, 

That  will  make  thee  as  young  as  Ganymede ; 
And  thy  days  shall  flow  like  sunny  brooks, 
With  lasses  and  love  in  bowery  nooks. 

GAFFER. 

Oh  !  my  good  old  age,  it  is  better  by  half, 

And  I  take  delight  in  my  frosty  pate ; 
As  I  lean  on  my  staff  if  I  merrily  laugh, 

'Tis  because  my  old  Loves  are  out  of  date—- 
Oh !  the  Beauties  are  aged  as  Helen  of  Troy, 
And  therefore  the  more  have  I  of  joy. 

FAIRY. 
Oh !  fie  on  thee  now,  thou  cold  Dervise — 

But  still  come  thou  hither,  Gaffer  Maurice, 
And  I'll  open  thine  eyes  and  make  thee  wise, 

As  were  ever  the  seven  wise  men  of  Greece, 
In  sciences,  languages,  grammarie, 
In  hieroglyphics  and  alchemy. 


j832.j  Gaffer  Maurice.  505 

GAFFER. 

Anan,  Anan !  was  it  ever  known, 
That  aught  but  a  fool  would  mind  such  things  ? 

But  there's  good  wife  Joan,  the  silly  old  crone, 
She  has  just  put  on  her  blue  stockings  : 

Take  her,  an'  ye  like,  to  your  knowledge-tree, 

For  there's  small  chance  now  of  her  tempting  me. 

FAIRY. 

Ah !  no,  now,  Gaffer  Maurice,  not  so, 

Little  care  we  old  crones  to  please, 
And  the  mowers  that  mow  here  to  and  fro, 

Would  cut  off  her  legs  above  her  knees. 
Quoth  Gaffer  Maurice — To  be  short  of  a  leg, — 
Perchance  it  would  lower  her  pride  a  peg. 

Then  Gaffer  Maurice  hied  home  in  a  freak, 

And  with  the  old  crone  returned  he  ; 
And  bade  her  go  seek  for  roots  of  Greek, 

While  he  went  and  hid  him  behind  a  tree. 
Then  Nymco,  and  Bakkab,  and  Cacoban, 
They  cut  off  the  legs  of  the  old  woman. 

But  little  wot  she,  the  old  crone  so  blythe, 

For  she  spun  as  if  in  her  dancing  pumps; 
For  their  arms  were  lithe,  and  the  fairy-scythe, 

As  it  cut  off  the  legs,  so  it  heal'd  the  stumps ; 
Then  Gaffer  Maurice  he  laugh'd  outright, — 
Old  Dame,  what  maketh  thee  dance  so  light  ? 

Hast  taken  a  leaf  from  the  knowledge-tree  ? 

Then  look'd  she  down— Oh  lud !  oh  lud  ! 
What  is  it  I  see  ? — Oh,  oh,  quoth  she, 

How  understandings  get  nipt  in  the  bud ! 
Oh,  Gaffer  Maurice,  since  feet  I  lack, 
Thou  must  carry  me  now  a  pick-a-back  I 

Then  the  Fairy  laugh'd.     Oh,  Gaffer  Maurice, 
I  thought  thou  wert  free  from  woman's  charms— 

A  sorry  release,  when  burdens  increase, 

To  bear  on  your  back  what  you  spurn  from  your  arms  ! 

But  there's  one  to  teach  thy  old  bones  remorse, 

For  the  grey  mare's  ever  the  better  horse. 

So  Gaffer  Maurice  he  was  burden' d  sore, 

Till  he  threw  the  old  crone  upon  her  quilts ; 
But  her  spirit  the  more  it  rose  therefore, 

For  she  very  soon  put  her  stumps  in  stilts. 
Then,  quoth  Gaffer  Maurice,  Pride,  pride,  old  crone, 
Won't  out  of  the  flesh  if  bred  in  the  bone. 

Hence,  Ladies,  prefer  a  frosty  pate, 

And  a  good  old  soul,  to  a  whisker'd  rake ; 
That  would  leave  his  mate  all  disconsolate, 

And  fifty  fine  maidens  unto  him  take — 
In  an  old  man's  arms,  your  true  home  confide^ 
And  he'll  carry  you  on  his  back  beside, 


VOL.  XXXI.  NO.  CXCII.  2  K 


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Nautical  Adventures, 


[March, 


NAUTICAL  ADVENTURES. 


DEAR  SIR, 

You  have  occasionally  intimated  a 
wish  for  a  detail  of  some  pf  the  scenes 
which  I  have  witnessed.  In  a  life  so 
diversified  as  mine,  to  make  a  selec- 
tion is  not  easy.  Though  I  could  go 
farther  back  into  the  vale  of  years, 
not  without  interest,  perhaps,  to  you 
and  to  some  of  your  friends,  yet 
more  recent  events,  as  lying  within 
the  field  of  general  knowledge,  and 
therefore  exciting  a  livelier  interest, 
may  suffice  for  the  present.  The  far 
bygone  scenes  may  lie  aside  till  more 
leisure  on  my  part,  and  perhaps  in- 
clination on  yours,  may  invite  us  to 
a  retrospection  :  Olim  rneminisseju- 
vabit.  Nautical  adventures  seem 
more  congenial  to  my  present  mood, 
and  with  these  I  have  had  so  much 
to  do,  that  I  have,  as  by  instinct, 
learned,  whenever  a  favourable 
breeze  springs  up,  to  make  the  best 
of  it.  With  your  consent,  therefore, 
I  shall  ease  off  my  sheets  and  square 
my  yards,  after  the  example  ot  our 
old  acquaintance, —  Quo  me  cunque 
rapit  tempestas,  deferor  hospes. 

Scarcely  any  thing  has  made  a 
more  vivid  and  powerful  impression 
upon  my  memory,  and  perhaps  hard- 
ly any  ever  created  a  stronger  sen- 
sation throughout  the  world,  or  pro- 
duced more  important  results  on 
the  state  of  society,  than  the  naval 
achievements  of  Great  Britain  under 
her  favourite  Nelson,  against  the  gi- 
gantic strides  which  proud  Gallia,  at 
the  instigation  and  under  the  con- 
duct of  Napoleon  Bonaparte,  was 
beginning  to  make  towards  universal 
empire.  At  the  time  to  which  I  now 
refer,  I  was  on  board  the  Leander, 
of  fifty  guns,  Captain  Thomas  Boul- 
den  Thompson,  a  gentleman  whose 
kindness  and  affability,  no  less  than 
his  skill  and  bravery,  endeared  him 
to  every  officer  and  man  on  board 
our  ship. 

The  fleet  of  Earl  St  Vincent  had 
now  been  cruising  off  Cadiz  for  up- 
wards of  a  month  with  twenty-two 
sail  of  the  line,  hoping  that  the  Spa- 
nish fleet,  which  consisted  of  twenty- 
six,  and  which  were  lying  at  anchor 
in  that  port,  would  be  induced  to 
make  another  trial  of  their  prowess, 
and  endeavour  to  regain  the  laurels 


they  had  lately  lost  off  Cape  St  Vin- 
cent. All  his  hopes  were  vain.  They 
were  safely  moored,  and  shewed  no 
disposition  to  get  under  way,  though 
frequently  dared  to  it  by  insults  the 
most  vexatious  and  annoying  from 
the  British  men-of-war.  Towards  the 
latter  end  of  May,  [1797,]  St  Vincent 
determined  to  make  himself  as  much 
at  home  as  his  neighbours,  and  came 
to  an  anchor  with  his  whole  fleet,  so 
as  to  place  the  enemy,  whose  force 
by  this  time  amounted  to  thirty  sail 
of  the  line,  in  a  condition  of  complete 
blockade.  Nothing  now  remained 
to  give  even  exercise  to  any  part  of 
his  men,  except  two  or  three  bom- 
bardments of  the  town  of  Cadiz,  and 
some  of  the  Spanish  ships  that  were 
within  range  of  the  British  guns,  to 
provoke,  if  possible,  the  Spanish  ad- 
miral to  revenge  the  injury  inflicted. 
This  was  attempted  about  the  begin- 
ning of  July.  No,  every  effort  failed 
to  dislodge  Don  Massaredo  from  his 
snug  retreat.  On  the  contrary,  early 
in  the  morning  of  the  6th  of  July,  to 
the  no  small  merriment  of  our  whole 
fleet,  whom  no  restraints  could  with- 
hold from  the  most  vociferous  ex- 
pressions of  scorn  and  indignation, 
ten  sail  of  the  line — the  flag-ships  of 
Admirals  Massaredo  and  Gravina 
leading  the  way — with  all  the  haste 
they  possibly  could,  were  seen  warp- 
ing their  ships  out  of  harm's  way. 

In  the  posture  in  which  things  now 
stood,  there  seemed  no  chance  of 
being  able  to  break  the  tedious  mo- 
notony of  still  life.  For,  however 
honourable  it  was  to  the  British  arms, 
after  the  severe  drubbing  which  the 
Spanish  fleet  had  received  from  our 
tars,  to  debar  so  superior  a  force  to 
their  own  from  doing  mischief  to 
their  enemies,  by  shutting  them  up 
in  their  own  port,  such  was  the  im- 
patience of  the  British  sailor,  that  he 
could  not  bring  himself  to  believe  he 
was  of  any  value,  or  that  he  was  do- 
ing any  service,  unless  he  were  in 
actual  conflict  with  the  enemies  of 
his  country.  Any  enterprise,  there- 
fore, which  looked  that  way,  however 
hazardous  or  seemingly  impractica- 
ble, was  sure  to  be  hailed  with  en- 
thusiasm, both  by  the  officers  and 
men  throughout  the  fleet. 


1832.] 

A  piece  of  service  was,  however, 
allotted  to  a  small  squadron,  of  which 
our  ship  was  one.  Admiral  St  Vin- 
cent had  information  of  a  fleet  of 
merchantmen  who  had  put  into  the 
harbour  of  Vigo,  hear  Cape  Finis- 
terre,  under  convoy  of  a  Spanish 
man-of-war,  of  seventy-four  guns. 
For  the  purpose  of  cutting  these  out 
and  capturing  them,  the  Zealous,  of 
seventy- four  guns,  the  Leander, three 
frigates,  and  the  Aurora,  of  seventy- 
eight  guns,  were  dispatched.  On 
arriving  at  the  place,  we  found  the 
fleet  so  entirely  sheltered  by  the  for- 
tifications of  the  enemy,  as  to  render 
the  attempt  extremely  perilous,  and 
almost  hopeless.  A  council  of  war 
was  called  by  the  captain  of  the 
Zealous  to  consider  the  subject, — 
which,  after  long  and  anxious  deli- 
beration, came  to  the  conclusion, 
that  such  was  the  hazard  to  which 
his  Majesty's  ships  would  be  expo- 
sed, and  the  lives  of  the  men,  by 
running  under  the  batteries,  and  in 
the  very  teeth  of  the  enemy's  fire, 
that  the  object,  if  even  attainable, 
wo  uld  not  be  of  sufficient  importance 
to  warrant  the  dreadful  risk  which 
in  ust  be  incurred.  As  soon  as  this 
conclusion  was  announced  to  the 
men,  such  was  their  eagerness  to  en- 
gage, and  so  great  their  vexation  and 
disappointment,  that  the  squadron 
was  thrown  nearly  into  a  state  of 
mutiny,  till  more  sober  thought  made 
them  sensible,  that  however  essential 
to  successful  warfare  are  the  prowess 
and  daring  of  the  men,  the  wisdom 
and  experience  of  their  commanders 
are  equally  so  to  render  bravery 
available.  Preparations  were  accord- 
ingly made  for  returning  to  the  fleet 
at  Cadiz.  Captain  Hood,  however, 
found  it  necessary  to  replenish  the 
exhausted  resources  of  the  Zealous, 
by  taking  out  of  the  Leander  all  our 
provisions,  water,  and  fuel,  directing 
us  to  put  into  Lisbon  for  a  fresh  sup- 
ply. This  we  accomplished  in  three 
days,  and  immediately  followed  the 
squadron  to  rejoin  the  fleet. 

Fortunately,  to  appearance,  about 
this  time  the  Admiral  got  scent  of 
an  immense  treasure  in  specie,  which 
was  reported  to  be  on  its  way  from 
America  to  Cadiz,  in  the  Principe 
d'Asturias,  a  Manilla  ship;  but  ha- 
ving heard  of  the  state  of  blockade 
in  which  the  British  fleet  had  placed 
the  harbour  of  her  ultimate  destina- 


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tion,  she  had  put  into  Santa  Cruz,  in 
the  island  of  Tenerifte.  This  was  an 
inducement  sufficiently  great,  in  the 
judgment  of  our  Admiral,  to  endea- 
vour to  obtain  possession— an  enter- 
prise which  seemed  to  be  still  more 
practicable  from  the  defenceless  state 
m  which  the  place  was  represented 
to  be.  No  sooner  was  this  subject 
broached,  than  it  spread  like  wildfire 
through  the  fleet;  every  eye  sparkled 
with  new  life ;  every  bosom  beat  high 
for  the  adventure.  Each  man  look- 
ed forward  with  desire  and  eager 
expectation  to  be  of  the  happy  num- 
ber to  whom  this  golden  service 
should  be  intrusted.  By  anticipa- 
tion, the  treasure  was  already  theirs ; 
the  proportion  of  prize-money  was 
accurately  ascertained;  the  joyous 
doings  and  advantageous  projects  for 
future  life,  which  the  expected 
wealth  would  enable  them  to  realize, 
inflamed  every  imagination,  and  oc- 
cupied their  whole  discourse  :  the 
'tween  decks  exhibited  all  the  stir 
and  bustle,  and  all  the  eagerness  of 
countenance  and  attitude,  of  those 
who  are  actually  dividing  the  spoil ; 
scenes,  alas !  as  airy  and  unreal  as 
some  of  those  which  allure  and  de- 
ceive the  votaries  of  fortune  on  shore. 
To  this  state  of  high  excitement, 
as  we  speedily  learned,  the  whole 
fleet  had  been  raised  whilst  we  were 
on  our  way  from  Lisbon.  A  squad- 
ron, under  the  command  of  Admiral 
Nelson,  consisting  of  the  Theseus,  on 
board  of  which  he  hoisted  his  flag; 
the  Culloden  and  the  Zealous,  ships 
of  the  line;  the  Emerald  of  forty- 
four  guns ;  the  Terpsichore  of  thirty- 
six;  the  Seahorse  of  thirty-two ;  and 
the  Fox  cutter  of  fourteen  guns,  had 
taken  their  departure  three  days  be- 
fore our  arrival.  Scarcely  had  the 
Leander  hove  in  sight,  when  Admiral 
St  Vincent  made  a  signal  to  us  to 
proceed  immediately  to  Santa  Cruz, 
to  join  Admiral  Nelson.  Fearful, 
however,  lest  the  signal  should  not 
be  seen  by  us  with  sufficient  accu- 
racy, and  with  a  view  to  give  our 
captain  more  detailed  instructions,  a 
lieutenant  was  dispatched  in  a  cutter, 
with  a  letter  from  the  admiral.  The 
moment  the  object  of  the  expedition 
was  made  known  to  our  crew,  their 
enthusiasm  exceeded  all  bounds  :— 

Insequitur  clamorque  virum,  stridorque  ru- 
dentum. 


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[March, 


From  being  under  easy  canvass,  in 
a  few  minutes  the  single  reef  was 
shook  out  of  our  topsails,  and  they 
were  swayed  up  to  the  mast  head. 
Topgallant  sails  and  royals,  studding 
sails  below  and  aloft,  were  expanded 
to  catch  every  puff  of  wind,  which 
else  would  have  passed  by  us.  Now 
she  began  to  slip  through  the  water 
at  a  rapid  rate  and  to  talk,*  whilst  her 
impulse  on  the  bosom  of  the  deej> 
was  "  making  the  green  one  (white.)'* 
On  the  24:th  of  July,  we  made  the 
lofty  Peak  of  Teneriffe,  and  soon 
after  hove  in  sight  the  three  line-of- 
battle  ships  of  Admiral  Nelson's 
squadron  in  the  offing.  An  attempt 
had  been  made  on  the  night  of  the 
22d  to  land  some  of  the  men  from 
the  frigates,  which,  for  this  purpose, 
had  come  to  an  anchor  close  in  shore, 
to  the  eastward  of  Santa  Cruz.  A 
landing  was  actually  effected,  but  the 
fortifications  were  found  to  be  so  nu- 
merous and  powerful,  and  the  heights 
so  inaccessible,  as  to  render  success 
hopeless.  The  men  therefore  re-em- 
barked, and  happily  effected  a  return 
to  their  ships  without  detection  and 
without  loss.  By  this  time,  the  sight 
of  such  an  armament  hovering  on 
the  coast  gave  the  alarm  to  the  in- 
habitants, and  rendered  the  difficulty 
of  the  enterprise  proportionably 
greater.  Nelson,  however,  had  form- 
ed his  plan,  and  was  determined,  if 
he  could  do  nothing  else,  not  to  re- 
turn without  giving  the  Spaniards  a 
specimen  of  British  daring.  He  re- 
solved to  make  an  assault  upon  the 
garrison  of  Santa  Cruz  itself.  The 
same  afternoon  on  which  we  joined 
the  squadron,  all  the  ships  came  to 
an  anchor  at  the  distance  of  six  or 
eight  miles  from  the  town,  intending, 
under  cover  of  the  night,  to  throw  as 
many  men  as  could  be  spared  from 
the  ships  on  shore  to  surprise  and 
take  the  place.  For  this  purpose, 
about  a  thousand  seamen  and  ma- 
rines, together  wittyja  small  propor- 
tion of  artillery,  were  got  in  readi- 
ness from  the  respective  ships.  All 
the  boats  in  the  squadron  were  put 


in  requisition,  and  filled  with  men. 
The  Fox  cutter, containing  about  two 
hundred  men,  stowed  as  close  as  they 
could  possibly  be,  was  added  to  the 
number.  The  boats  were  charged  to 
keep  as  close  as  possible  together, 
and  to  preserve  the  utmost  quiet- 
ness. Unfortunately  for  our  expedi- 
tion, the  night  proved  very  unfavour- 
able, as  the  wind  blew  fresh,  and 
created  a  considerable  swell.  At 
about  eleven  o'clock  at  night,  all  the 
boats  made  for  the  pier,  in  six  divi- 
sions, having  the  Fox  cutter  in  tow, 
the  whole  preceded  by  Admiral  Nel- 
son, about  two  or  three  miles  a-head 
of  the  rest,  in  his  gig,  accompanied  by 
three  or  four  other  boats.  Dark  as 
was  the  night,  and  stealing  as  quietly 
as  possible  along  the  shore,  we  were 
discovered  by  the  sentinels.  A  scene, 
the  most  sublime  I  ever  witnessed, 
ensued.  In  an  instant,  from  a  death- 
like silence,  all  the  bells  in  the  place 
began  to  ring ;  the  shore  all  along 
resounded  with  their  irregular  and 
discordant  peals.  At  the  same  mo- 
ment, the  blazing  fire  and  tremen- 
dous roar  of  upwards  of  thirty  pieces 
of  cannon,  reverberated  from  the 
ocean,  in  contrast  with  the  imme- 
diately preceding  silence  and  dark- 
ness of  midnight.  The  sensation  was 
thrilling.  Had  it  been  on  any  other 
occasion,  it  would  have  been  enchant- 
ing. Increasing  tumult  on  shore, 
confused  shouts  of  men,  and  the 
rattling  of  carriages  hastening  to  the 
posts  of  principal  danger,  were  dis- 
tinctly heard  by  us ;  whilst  our  re- 
doubled energies  were  employed  in 
concentrating  our  forces  to  com- 
mence the  attack.  Perceiving  our- 
selves to  be  too  near  the  shore  and 
the  range  of  the  enemy's  guns,  we 
were  especially  anxious  to  tow  the 
Fox  cutter  further  out  to  sea ;  this, 
however,  could  not  be  attempted 
without  incurring  the  danger  of  a  ra- 
king fire  from  one  of  the  batteries. 
In  our  endeavour  to  effect  this  pur- 
pose, several  of  the  enemy's  shots 
told  upon  us  severely ;  one  especially 
most  disastrously  struck  the  Fox  cut« 


*  A  significant  phrase  for  the  gargling  noise  made  by  a  vessel  when  she  is  boom- 
ing through  the  sea  with  a  favourable  gale.  The  classical  scholar  will  recollect  a 
passage  in  Homer,  in  which  this  circumstance  is  described  with  inimitable  beauty, 
and  will  not  be  displeased  at  its  insertion  here  : 


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ter  just  between  wind  aud  water,  and 
she  almost  immediately  sunk.  Not- 
withstanding all  our  exertions  to  save 
our  brave  fellows,  upwards  of  one 
half  of  them  perished  in  the  waves. 

By  this  time  Admiral  Nelson's  de- 
tachment had  reached  the  pier,  and 
most  of  the  men  had  effected  a  land- 
ing under  a  heavy  fire  from  the  shore. 
Just  as  he  himself  was  stepping  out 
of  the  boat,  and  in  the  very  act  of 
drawing  his  sword,  he  was  struck  on 
the  elbow  by  a  cannon  ball,  when  he 
exclaimed,  "  Oh,  Freemantle,  I've 
lost  my  arm !"  He  was  immediately 
conveyed  on  board  his  ship,  where, 
after  the  amputation  of  his  arm,  he 
was  put  to  bed,  strong  opiates  having 
been  administered  to  lull  the  pain. 
The  statement  which  obtained  cur- 
rency of  his  having  written  dispatches 
with  his  left  hand,  in  the  evening  of 
the  same  day  when  he  lost  his  arm, 
is  incorrect;  it  was  not  till  three 
days  afterwards  that  he  wrote  his 
dispatches. 

In  spite  of  all  these  discourage- 
ments, together  with  the  loss  of  ano- 
ther boat  and  eight  men,  our  brave 
fellows  rushed  forward  in  the  face 
of  three  or  four  hundred  of  the  be- 
sieged, carried  the  Mole  by  storm, 
spiked  the  guns  with  which  the  place 
was  defended,  and  were  advancing 
under  a  heavy  fire  of  musketry  and 
grape  shot ;  but  in  this  dreadful  con- 
flict nearly  the  whole  of  our  men 
fell,  amongst  whom  were  Captain 
Brown  and  his  first  lieutenant.  The 
other  detachment,  unable  to  reach 
the  point  they  first  intended,  effected 
a  partial  landing  to  the  southward  of 
the  citadel.  Here,  however,  the  swell 
was  so  great,  that  many  boats  were 
unable  to  land  their  men,  and  seve- 
ral were  swamped  and  stove  in.  The 
men  who  got  on  shore  made  their 
way  to  a  monastery,  expecting  to 
meet  with  the  party  under  Admiral 
Nelson.  Disappointed  as  they  were, 
they  had  yet  the  hardihood,  to  defend 
themselves,  and  even  sent  a  sum- 
mons for  the  surrender  of  the  citadel. 
After  holding  out  till  daybreak,  they 
were  obliged  to  send  a  flag  of  truce, 
of  which  Captain  Hood  was  the 
bearer,  stipulating  that  they  should 
be  allowed  to  re-embark  without  mo- 
lestation, otherwise  that  the  fleet, 
which  was  before  the  town,  would 


destroy  it.  During  the  neg'otiation 
between  our  deputation  and  the  go- 
vernor, the  latter  spoke  through  an 
interpreter,  with  a  view  no  doubt  to 
detect  them  in  some  statement  which 
might  have  given  him  an  advantage 
against  them;  for  no  sooner  was  the 
treaty  ended,  than  he  spoke  English 
as  fluently  as  possible.  Glad  to  get 
rid  of  such  troublesome  guests,  he 
consented  to  all  that  was  proposed 
to  him,  supplying  what  boats  were 
necessary  to  assist  our  men  to  reach 
the  ships  ;  and  exceeding  the  terms 
which  were  stipulated,  by  supplying 
our  men  with  meat  and  drink,  re- 
ceiving the  wounded  British  into 
their  hospital,  and  allowing  the  fleet 
to  purchase  whatever  refreshment 
they  needed  whilst  they  lay  before 
the  place :  exemplifying  the  religion 
they  professed. — "  If  thy  enemy  hun- 
ger, feed  him ;  if  he  thirst,  give  him 
drink."  —  Thus,  alas!  the  golden 
dream  vanished  in  air ;  but  the  sor- 
rowful consequences  remained.  Bri- 
tish valour,  like  that  of  Jason  and  his 
companions  of  yore,  had  achieved 
exploits  almost  as  miraculous  as 
theirs,  and  equally  deserving  of  the 
Golden  Fleece :  destiny  alone  ren- 
dered their  bravery  unavailing. 

A  mournful  service  was  yet  to  be 
performed.  The  remains  of  the  gal- 
lant Richard  Bowen,  captain  of  the 
Terpsichore,  and  his  first  lieutenant, 
were  to  be  brought  off  the  island. 
As  though  our  very  enemies  were 
desirous  of  paying  a  tribute  to  their 
merit  as  warriors,  and  participated 
in  our  grief  at  their  loss,  their  bodies 
were  conveyed  by  the  Spaniards,  in 
one  of  their  own  boats,  on  board  our 
ship.  Preparation  was  now  made  for 
their  funeral.  The  scene  was  most 
affecting.  As  brave  and  deserving 
an  officer  as  ever  fought  the  battles 
of  his  country  on  the  deep,  and,  by 
the  express  testimony  of  Nelson  him- 
self, as  worthy  of  the  gratitude  of  the 
British  nation  as  any  whose  memory 
is  preserved  in  Westminster  Abbey, 
together  with  his  Fidus  Achates,  was 
now  to  be  consigned  to  the  inviolable 
ocean.  We  were  at  this  time  under 
canvass,  and  out  of  soundings:  all 
hands  were  piped  upon  deck  to  add 
dignity  and  circumstance  to  the  fu- 
neral. There  the  graceful  warriors 
lay  stretched  out  upon  the  gratings.* 


*  Several  heavy  shots  were  enclosed  in  each  of  the  coffins,  the  more  readily  to  sink 
them, 


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[March, 


The  most  solemn  and  respectful  si- 
lence was  observed,  whilst  Captain 
Thompson  proceeded  to  read  the  fu- 
neral service.   Unaccustomed  as  are 
the  British  tars  to  shew  the  softer 
passions,  unsusceptible  as  they  may 
sometimes  be  thought  of  the  finer 
feelings,  the  hardy  features  of  most 
of  them  were  relaxed  into  pensive 
melancholy,  and  the  silent  tear  was 
seen  falling  by  stealth  from  the  eyes 
of  several  whose  recollections   of 
companionship  in  deeds  of  valour 
overcame,  for  a  moment,  their  usual 
hardihood.    The  effect  was  really 
solemn,    when    the    corpses   were 
launched  into  the  mighty  ocean,  just 
as  our  Captain  ended  the  following 
part  of  the  service  appointed  for  the 
burial  of  the  dead  at  sea: — "We 
therefore  commit  their  bodies  to  the 
deep,  to  be  turned  into  corruption, 
looking  for  the  resurrection  of  the 
body,  (when  the  sea  shall  give  up 
Jier  dead,)  and  the  life  of  the  world 
to   come,  through  our  Lord  Jesus 
Christ ;    who   at  his   coming  shall 
change  our  vile  body,  that  it  may  be 
like  his  glorious  body,  according  to 
the  mighty  working  whereby  he  is 
able  to  subdue  all  things  to  himself." 
A  scene  of  a  very  different  nature 
was  soon  to  engage  our  attention. 
Not  long  after  pur  arrival  before 
Cadiz,  the  captains  of  all  the  ships 
in  the  fleet  were  summoned  on  board 
the  Admiral's  flag-ship  to  form  a 
court-martial,  to  try  the  case  of  a 
mutiny  which  had  been  concerted 
on  board  one  of  the  ships  of  the 
equadron  on  our  return  from  Santa 
Cruz.    The  boatswain  of  the  Eme- 
rald frigate,  with  the  purpose  of  re- 
venging some  real  or  pretended  in- 
jury received  from  the  captain  and 
officers,  had  instigated  a  conspiracy 
against  their  lives.     The  plot  was 
arranged,  and  the  time  for  its  exe- 
cution was  just  arrived,  when  the 
following    incident     providentially 
prevented  its  perpetration.    As  the 
boatswain  was  in  close  conversation 
with  one  of  his  associates  below,  one 
of  the  sailors  happened  to  be  in  the 
immediate    neighbourhood    unper- 
ceived,  and  distinctly  overheard  him 
saying,  "  I  tell  you  what,  Bob,  I  fore- 
see we  shall  have  a  bloody  night  of 
it."     It  was  enough.     Alarmed   at 
what  he  had  heard,  he  immediately 
went  aft  and  requested  a  private  in- 
terview with  the  captain,  to  whom  he 


related  the  foregoing  expression,  to- 
gether with  other  suspicious  circum- 
stances which  had  lately  struck  his 
attention,  and  which  abundantly  cor- 
roborated the  presumption,  that  some 
treacherous  or  bloody  purpose  was 
just  on  the  point  of  being  executed. 
'The  boatswain  was  instantly  seized, 
arms  were  found  in  his  possession 
and  on  his  person,  and  many  other 
circumstances  corroborated  the  sus- 
picion of  the  guilty  purpose  of  his 
breast.     He  was  put  in  irons,  and 
in  a  few  days  the  frigate   arrived 
in  the  fleet.    The  whole  of  the  evi- 
dence was   carefully  sifted  by  the 
court-martial  which  was   called  to 
sit  on  the  case;  his  guilt  was  most 
satisfactorily  proved,    and  he  was 
sentenced  to  be  hung  at  the  yard- 
arm.     On  the  third  day  after,  which 
was  the  time  appointed  for  the  ex- 
ecution, a  black   flag,  as  is  usual, 
was  hoisted  at  the  main  top-gallant- 
mast-head;  and  a  cutter  from  each 
ship  in  the  fleet,  fully  manned,  was 
ordered  to  be  in  attendance  to  wit- 
ness the  execution.  A  tail-block  was 
affixed  to  the  fore-yard-arm,  and  the 
fatal  rope  rove  through  it,  so  as  to 
admit  the  chief  part  of  the  crew 
taking  hold  of  it,  that  at  the  moment 
of  the  signal  being  given  they  might 
run  the  criminal  up  to  the  yard-arm. 
The  boatswain's  arms  having  been 
pinioned,  and  his  irons  taken  off,  he 
was  brought  upon  deck,  and  took  his 
stand  on  the  forecastle,  on  a  tempo- 
rary platform  provided  for  the  occa- 
sion.  He  was  a  tall  fine-looking  man, 
and  conducted  himself  with  great 
propriety  and  firmness,  acknowled- 
ging the  justice  of  his  sentence,  and 
expressing  his  hope  that  he  might 
find  mercy  at  the  hands  of  the  Judge 
Eternal,  through  the  merits  of  his 
Saviour  Jesus  Christ. 

The  sight  was  deeply  interesting 
and  impressive.  So  large  a  number 
of  boats  filled  with  men,  stationed  at 
a  proper  distance  from  the  Emerald, 
to  witness  the  tragical  scene,  lying 
upon  their  oars  in  gloomy  silence  ; 
the  deck  of  the  frigate  crowded  with 
her  crew  and  officers,  quiet  and  mo- 
tionless, waiting  for  the  awful  signal  ; 
whilst  in  the  meantime  every  eye 
was  directed  towards  the  scaffold, 
and  fixed  upon  the  unfortunate  cul- 
prit, attended  by  an  individual  sta- 
tioned close  by  him,  reading  the  bu- 
rial service.  A  white  cap  was  drawn 


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over  his  face — the  fatal  rope  put 
round  his  neck — the  reader  was  pro- 
ceeding with  the  service — the  gun 
from  the  port,  just  under  the  scaffold, 
was  fired,  and  in  its  smoke  the  un- 
happy man  was  run  up  to  the  yard- 
arm,  where,  after  the  smoke  had  sub- 
sided, he  was  seen  hanging.  In  about 
an  hour's  time  he  was  lowered  upon 
deck,  bound  up  in  his  bedding  and 
hammock,  together  with  a  few  large 
shots,  for  the  purpose  of  more  readi- 
ly sinking,  and  then  taken  in  a  sin- 
gle boat  about  eight  miles  out  to  sea, 
so  as  to  be  beyond  anchorage  ground, 
where  he  was  plunged  into  his  wa- 
tery grave. 


Our  intrepid  Admiral,  subsequent 
to  the  unfortunate  affair  of  Santa 
Cruz,  had  been  sent  to  England  for 
the  purpose  of  recruiting  his  strength; 
which  had  suffered  materially  in  con- 
sequence of  the  amputation  of  his 
arm.  Towards  the  end  of  the  year, 
[1797,]  the  surgeon  who  attended 
him  pronounced  that  he  was  again 
fit  for  service.  It  was  not,  however, 
till  the  1st  of  April  in  the  following 
year  that  he  left  his  native  Albion,  in 
the  Vanguard  of  seventy-four  guns, 
to  rejoin  Earl  St  Vincent  off  Cadiz, 
where  he  arrived  on  the  twenty- 
ninth.  At  this  time  the  ever-restless 
ambition  of  the  French  Republic  was 
hatching  a  plot  of  considerable  mag- 
nitude and  importance.  The  harbour 
of  Toulon  was  soon  discovered  to  be 
the  centre  of  operations.  All  was  stir 
and  bustle  in  that  warlike  and  cele- 
brated depot.  It  was  not  long  ere  a 
large  fleet  of  men-of-war  was  seen 
hastily  getting  in  readiness  for  sea, 
together  with  a  great  many  transports. 
Troops  in  vast  numbers  were  collect- 
ing from  all  quarters,  to  be  under 
the  command  of  Napoleon  Bona- 
parte. Although  they  were  nearly 
ready  for  embarkation,  such  was  the 
secrecy  of  the  projected  enterprise, 
that  none  could  ascertain  the  destina- 
tion of  this  formidable  armament. 

As  by  an  infallible  presentiment  of 
the  future  greatness  and  glory  of 
Britain's  choicest  naval  hero,  St  Vin- 
cent directed  his  attention  to  Nelson, 
and  thought  this  the  most  suitable 
time  to  draw  him  forth,  as  a  match 
in  all  respects  adequate  to  the  wily 
policy  and  daring  prowess  of  Napo- 
leon. He  was  accordingly  detached 


in  the  Vanguard,  and,  taking  with 
him  the  Orion  and  Alexander,  seven- 
ty-four gun  ships,  the  Emerald  and 
Terpsichore  frigates,  and  the  Bonne 
Citoyenne,  sloop  of  war,  which  he 
found  at  Gibraltar,  proceeded  to- 
wards Toulon  to  watch  the  move- 
ments of  the  French  fleet.  On  his 
way  thither,  he  learned  that  it  con- 
sisted of  fifteen  sail  of  the  line,  be- 
sides frigates,  and  about  two  hun- 
dred transports  for  the  embarkation 
of  forty  thousand  troops.  On  the 
twenty-first  of  May,  not  far  from 
Toulon,  a  heavy  gale  of  wind  from 
the  north-west  carried  away  the  main 
and  mizen-topmast,  and  afterwards 
the  foremast  of  the  Vanguard,  which 
constrained  the  squadron,  taking  Nel- 
son's ship  in  tow,  to  proceed  to  the 
island  of  Sardinia  to  refit. 

Whilst  lying  at  Sardinia,  Nelson 
heard  that,  on  the  very  day  of  his  dis- 
aster, the  French  fleet  put  to  sea.  Not 
knowing  what  course  they  were 
steering,  as  soon  as  the  squadron  was 
equipped,  he  proceeded  to  his  for- 
mer station ;  and  on  the  5th  of  June, 
to  the  no  small  joy  of  the  squadron, 
intelligence  was  brought  by  the  Mu- 
tine  brig,  that  on  the  30th  she  had 
parted  from  a  detachment  often  sail 
of  the  line,  and  a  fifty  gun  ship,  which 
last  was  our  ship,  the  Leander,  on 
their  way  to  join  him.  In  two  days' 
time  the  two  squadrons  were  uni- 
ted, which,  according  to  instructions 
brought  by  the  Mutine  from  Earl  St 
Vincent,  were  immediately  to  go  in 
quest  of  Bonaparte  and  the  Toulon 
fleet.  The  enthusiasm  of  the  men 
was  unbounded.  They  had  long 
panted  for  some  service  by  which 
they  might  signalize  their  valour. 
Here  was  an  occasion  worthy  of  the 
genius  of  Nelson,  and  the  high-spi- 
rited officers  and  men  under  his  com- 
mand. The  eyes  of  Britain,  of  Eu- 
rope, of  the  world,  were  watching 
the  issue  of  the  expected  conflict  be- 
tween two  of  the  greatest  chiefs  re- 
corded in  history,  each  on  his  own 
peculiar  element. 

The  only  clew  which  seemed  like- 
ly to  conduct  us  to  the  enemy,  was 
the  direction  of  the  wind  when  they 
left  Toulon,  which  being  to  the  north- 
ward and  westward,  led  to  the  pre- 
sumption, that  they  had  shaped  their 
course  up  the  Mediterranean.  Signal 
was  accordingly  made  to  pursue  the 
same  track.  To  exasperate  our  im- 


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Nautical  Adventures. 


[March, 


patience,  we  were  for  a  considerable 
time  becalmed,  but  at  length  a  breeze 
springing  up,  we  made  sail  along  the 
coast  of  Italy.  The  first  information 
obtained  of  the  enemy  was,  I  be- 
lieve, by  our  ship.  By  a  small  ves- 
sel whom  we  hailed,  we  were  in- 
formed, that  the  fleet  of  which  we 
were  in  pursuit  had  been  seen  off  the 
coast  of  Sicily.  Pursuing  our  course, 
on  the  16th  of  June,  we  came  in  sight 
of  Mount  Vesuvius,  and  standing  in- 
to the  bay  of  Naples,  sent  Captains 
Tro  wbridge  and  Hardy  on  shore  to  ob- 
tain, if  possible,  further  information. 
All,  however,  we  could  learn  from 
the  British  ambassador  at  Naples  was, 
that  the  French  fleet  had  not  put  in- 
to the  bay,  but  had  coasted  along  the 
island  of  Sardinia,  standing  to  the 
southward.  With  all  possible  speed 
we  made  for  Sicily,  where  we  touch- 
ed, for  the  purpose  of  wooding  and 
watering,  and  recruiting  our  provi- 
sions. On  the  20th  of  the  month 
we  passed  the  celebrated  Straits  of 
Messina.  Here  a  scene  as  imposing 
as  it  was  novel  presented  itself.  Al- 
ready had  the  progress  of  the  French 
arms  excited  the  dread  and  the  ha- 
tred of  the  inhabitants,  and  their  at- 
tention was  eagerly  directed  towards 
the  only  power  capable  of  withstand- 
ing French  aggression  and  tyranny. 
On  taking  our  departure,  we  were 
greeted  with  such  a  display  of  de- 
voted affection  and  respect,  as  was, 
perhaps,  never  surpassed.  The  sea 
was  covered  over  with  boats  filled 
with  persons  of  the  first  distinction, 
chiefly  of  the  ecclesiastical  order. 
It  was  thought  that  not  less  than  five 
hundred  priests  were  present  on  the 
occasion.  These,  adorned  with  their 
rich  and  splendid  vestments,  and 
bearing  the  insignia  of  their  respec- 
tive orders,  elevated  their  crucifixes, 
and,  with  uplifted  hands,  imploring 
the  blessing  of  Heaven  upon  the  Bri- 
tish arms,  in  making  them  instrumen- 
tal in  humbling  the  haughty  and  pro- 
fane enemies  of  God  and  men,  form- 
ed one  of  the  most  interesting  ob- 
jects I  ever  beheld.  Nor  was  our 
fleet  behind  in  acknowledging  with 
loud  and  reiterated  cheering  the 
sense  we  had  of  their  good  wishes 
and  prayers ;  the  confidence  we  had 
in  the  goodness  of  our  cause,  and  the 
assurance  we  possessed,  whenever 
we  should  fall  in  with  the  stealthy 


foe,  that  British  valour  would  prove 
an  overmatch  for  French  boasting. 

Under  these  favourable  auspices, 
with  information  obtained  that  the 
Toulon  fleet  had  sailed  for  Malta, 
had  actually  taken  possession  of 
that  important  island,  and  were  ly- 
ing at  anchor  there,  thither  we  im- 
mediately shaped  our  course  with 
a  steady  gale  from  the  north-west, 
confidently  hoping  that  a  day  or  two 
would  lay  us  alongside  of  Napoleon 
and  his  myrmidons.  On  the  twenty- 
second,  however,  the  Mutine  spoke 
a  Genoese  vessel,  which  informed 
her  that  the  French  fleet  took  its 
departure  from  Malta  on  the  eight- 
eenth, leaving  us  scarcely  any 
thing  else  to  conjecture,  but  that 
as  the  wind  had  been  steadily  blow- 
ing from  the  north-west  for  several 
days,  Egypt  must  be  its  ultimate 
destination.  Thither  we  instantly 
directed  our  way,  crowding  all  the 
canvass  we  possibly  could,  and  in 
six  days  came  in  sight  of  Alexandria ; 
but  to  our  mortification  no  French 
fleet  was  there.  We  sent  a  message 
on  shore  to  the  British  ambassador  ; 
but  no  information  could  be  obtain- 
ed. Puzzled  to  the  last  degree,  we 
scarcely  knew  how  to  proceed.  At 
length  it  was  concluded  to  retrace 
our  progress,  hoping  to  find  the 
enemy  on  his  way  to  Egypt.  Still, 
however,  we  were  doomed  to  disap- 
pointment. After  having  beaten  to 
windward  for  nearly  three  weeks, 
we  again  made  the  island  of  Sicily, 
where  we  a  second  time  recruited 
our  provisions ;  but  no  additional 
information  could  we  gain,  only  that 
nothing  had  been  heard  of  the 
French  fleet  in  those  seas,  and  that 
it  was  next  to  certain  it  had  not  re- 
turned to  Toulon  or  Gibraltar.  Sig- 
nal was  once  more  made  by  Admiral 
Nelson  to  shape  our  course  for 
Egypt.  When  we  were  not  far  from 
the  Morea,  the  Culloden,  which  ge- 
nerally took  the  lead,  owing  to  her 
being  a  fast-sailing  ship,  gave  chase 
to  a  polacre  in  the  French  service, 
which  she  continued  to  follow  round 
a  headland,  till  we  lost  sight  of  both 
for  a  considerable  time.  At  length 
the  Culloden  reappeared,  with  her 
prize  in  tow,  which,  having  run  into 
a  harbour  of  shallow  water,  was  pur- 
sued by  the  Culloden's  boats,  and 
brought  out  by  them.  The  instant 


1832.] 


Nautical  Adventures. 


513 


the  fleet  was  in  sight,  the  Culloden 
ran  up  a  signal  to  the  masthead — 
"  Intelligence"  The  effect  upon  the 
fleet  was  like  electricity ;  every  bo- 
som burned  to  know  the  particulars. 
The  captain  of  the  polacre  was  taken 
on  board  the  admiral's  ship,  and 
gave  information,  that  he  had,  only 
a  few  days  before,  seen  the  French 
fleet  lying  off  Alexandria.  The  joy 
with  which  these  tidings  were  re- 
ceived on  board  our  ships,  and  the 
alacrity  with  which  the  command 
was  obeyed,  to  make  all  possible  sail 
to  come  up  with  the  enemy,  are 
scarcely  credible.  In  the  mean  time 
Admiral  Nelson  made  a  solemn  pro- 
mise—and which  was  accordingly 
fulfilled  —  that  if  the  information 
which  the  captain  of  the  polacre 
gave  proved  true,  he  would  restore 
him  his  vessel,  and  set  him  and  all 
his  crew  at  liberty,  with  a  month's 
provision  ;  only  taking  out  the  wine, 
with  which  she  was  laden,  for  the 
use  of  the  fleet. 

The  French  fleet,  as  we  after- 
wards learned,  had  put  into  Rhodes, 
when  we  were  standing  for  Egypt 
the  first  time,  which  was  the  occa- 
sion of  our  missing  them.  Arrived, 
as  it  appears,  off  Alexandria,  on  the 
second  day  after  we  had  left,  the 
French  .admiral  learned  that  we  had 
just  made  our  appearance,  and  hasti- 
ly departed ;  information  from  which 
the  arrogance  and  vanity  of  our  ene- 
my led  them  to  infer,  that  our  with- 
drawing so  speedily  was  a  conse- 
quence of  fear,  at  having  heard  of 
their  numerical  superiority.  This 
delusion,  no  doubt,  made  the  French 
admiral  less  careful  to  be  in  readi- 
ness for  action  than  he  might  other- 
wise have  been,  had  he  more  justly 
appreciated  the  character  of  British 
seamen. 

On  the  morning  of  the  first  of 
August,  the  city  ot  Alexandria  once 
more  presented  itself  to  our  view. 
Signal  also  was  made  by  the  ships 
which  had  been  dispatched  before, 
that  the  harbour  was  full  of  trans- 
ports, and  that  the  French  flag  was 
floating  in  the  wind  from  the  towers 
of  the  city.  Soon  afterwards  the 
fleet  itself  was  descried  drawn  up 
in  line  of  battle  in  Aboukir  Bay.  In- 
stant signal  was  made  to  clear  away 
for  action,  whilst  our  ships  steered 
direct  for  the  enemy.  To  give  a 
description  of  the  general  battle  is* 


needless ;  every  one  knows  it ;  and 
the  glory  which  irradiated  the  Bri- 
tish arms  on  the  memorable  night 
of  the  first  of  August,  will  shine  re- 
splendent to  the  end  of  time.  Such, 
besides,  was  the  full  occupation  and 
eagerness  with  which  every  man 
was  engaged  from  the  moment  of 
beginning  to  clear  away  for  action, 
till  nearly  the  end  of  the  battle,  that 
but  few  individuals  had  opportunity 
to  take  more  than  a  hasty  glance  of 
the  process  of  the  engagement;  to 
say  nothing  of  the  darkness  of  the 
night,  illuminated  only  by  conflict- 
ing fires  from  the  mouths  of  the 
cannon  ;  and  the  smoke  in  which 
both  fleets  were  involved.  Leaving 
this,  as  most  writers  have  described 
it,  I  shall  confine  myself  to  a  de- 
scription of  only  such  scenes  as  fell 
under  my  own  observation,  imme- 
diately connected  with  the  Leander, 
and  which  none  could  so  accurately 
describe  as  those  who  were  on 
board.  In  consequence  of  being 
detained  in  the  neighbourhood  of 
the  Culloden — to  assist,  as  far  as  we 
were  able,  to  extricate  her  from  the 
unfortunate  situation  in  which  she 
was  placed,  having  at  about  seven 
o'clock  in  the  evening  struck  on  a 
ridge  of  rocks,  two  miles  from  the 
scene  of  action — we  '^were  late  in 
coming  to  an  engagement.  It  ha- 
ving been  reported  amongst  the 
crew  that  the  admiral  had  given 
strict  orders,  that  the  Leander,  be- 
ing a  much  smaller  ship,  and  of 
much  lighter  metal,  than  any  of  the 
French  ships  of  the  line,  was  on  no 
account  to  lay  any  of  them  along- 
side, our  men  were  almost  in  a  state 
of  uproar  at  the  disappointment, 
supposing  this  prohibition  amounted 
to  an  exclusion  from  participating 
in  the  glory  of  the  conflict ;  till  they 
understood  from  Captain  Thompson, 
that  if  we  could  find  a  situation  in 
which  we  might  "  do  any  good,"  we 
were  at  liberty  to  run  in  our  ship. 
We  were  not  long  before  we  disco- 
vered such  a  position  j  and  accord- 
ingly we  ran  the  Leander  betwixt 
the  stations  of  the  Peuple-Souve- 
rain  and  the  Franklin  of  eighty-four 
guns,  dropping  a  stern  and  boxyer- 
anchor,  so  as  to  place  our  ship  right 
athwart  the  hawse  of  the  latter  ship, 
within  only  a  few  yards'  distance, 
into  the  bows  of  which  we  continued 
to  pour  our  broadside  of  twenty* 


514 


Nautical  Adventures. 


four  pounders  so  effectually,  that  in 
less  than  half  an  hour  she  was  com- 
pletely dismasted.  The  whole  of 
her  bows  were  soon  laid  open,  and 
our  shots  raked  her  decks  with 
dreadful  precision,  sweeping  away 
the  dense  crew  which  filled  them, 
so  that  none  of  the  men  could  at 
length  be  brought  to  fight  the  bow 
and  forecastle  guns ;  the  only  ones 
which  could  be  brought  to  bear  upon 
us.  The  stern-cable  of  the  Defence 
having  been  shot  away  by  the  Peu- 
ple-Souverain,  the  former  ship  swung 
round,  so  as  to  assume  an  admirable 
position  upon  the  starboard  quarter 
of  our  antagonist,  and  dealt  her 
broadsides  with  terrible  effect.  Soon 
afterwards  we  observed  a  singular 
appearance  on  board  of  the  Franklin ; 
on  her  forecastle  an  English  colour 
was  hoisted,  but  a  French  colour 
was  flying  abaft !  At  which  our  cap- 
tain hailed  her,  and  shouted,  "  Have 
you  struck  ?" 

To  which  the  French  captain  re- 
plied, "Yes!" 

"  What  do  you  mean,  then,"  re- 
plied Captain  Thompson,  "  by  keep- 
ing the  French  colour  flying  abaft  ?" 

"  I  cannot  get  any  man  on  my 
decks  to  expose  himself  while  he  is 
striking  it,"  was  the  reply ;  "  but  if 
you  cease  firing,  I  will  take  it  down 
myself." 

This  he  forthwith  did ;  and,  bring- 
ing it  and  his  sword  on  board  our 
ship,  presented  them  to  Captain 
Thompson,  saying,  "  You  deserve 
them,  for  you  have  done  me  all  the 
mischief." 

He  was,  however,  conveyed  on 
board  the  Defence,  as  being  the 
larger  ship,  to  make  his  surrender  ; 
but  not  till  he  had  requested  per- 
mission to  walk  round  our  ship  ; 
which  having  done,  he  expressed 
his  amazement,  "  that  such  a  little 
box  should  have  conquered  so  large 
a  ship !" 

It  was  just  after  this  event,  and 
not,  as  has  been  erroneously  stated, 
before,  that  the  dreadful  catastrophe 
of  the  blowing  up  of  the  Orient,  in 
whose  immediate  neighbourhood  we 
were,  occurred.  We  had  for  a  con- 
siderable time  perceived  her  to  be 
on  fire,  and  anticipating  the  event, 
were  adopting  every  precaution  in 
our  power  against  danger  from  the  ex- 
plosion ;  removing  every  thing  from 
the  upper  deck  which  was  easily  com- 


[March, 

bustible,  wetting  the  sails,  and  sta- 
tioning men  in  all  directions  with 
buckets  of  water  in  their  hands. 
Even  up  to  this  time,  whilst  the  low- 
er deck  in  the  after  part  of  the  Ori- 
ent was  in  flames,  such  was  the  fury 
of  the  men,  that  they  still  continued 
to  fire  the  guns  on  the  upper  decks. 
At  length,however,  about  ten  o'clock, 
we  saw  her  spritsail  yard  and  bow- 
sprit crowded  with  men,  receding  as 
far  as  possible  from  the  flames; 
whilst  hundreds  were  seen  jumping 
overboard,  and  clinging  to  spars  and 
other  pieces  of  wreck  which  were 
floating  in  the  neighbourhood.  The 
next  moment  the  awful  explosion 
took  place,  and,  in  the  same  instant, 
for  ever  disappeared  the  hundreds 
of  human  beings  who  had  just  before 
been  seen  floating  on  the  bosom  of 
the  deep.  Dreadful  was  the  concus- 
sion ;  it  seemed  as  though  every  tim- 
ber, and  joint,  and  seam  of  our  ship, 
was  severed ;  whilst  blazing  masses 
of  rigging  and  timber,  projected  an 
amazing  height  into  the  air,  were 
seen  suddenly  descending  in  all  di- 
rections, and  in  a  moment  extin- 
guished in  the  ocean;  producing,  in 
awful  contrast,  the  tremendous  blaze 
and  explosion  of  the  magazine,  with 
a  silence  and  darkness  which  seem- 
ed as  though  the  world  itself  had 
ceased  to  be.  Every  man  in  both 
fleets  appeared  paralysed,  and  for 
nearly  a  quarter  of  an  hour  no  gun 
was  fired;  no  motion  was  percep- 
tible. 

Not  long  after  this  fearful  event 
we  perceived  a  few  of  the  unhappy 
sufferers,  who,  contrary  to  our  sup- 
position, had  not  been  destroyed  at 
the  moment  of  explosion,  swimming 
towards  our  ship,  imploring  that  aid 
which  Britons  are  known  never  to 
refuse  to  a  fallen  enemy.  The  pier- 
cing cries  of  these  unfortunate  men 
seem  still  to  vibrate  on  my  ear,  as 
some  of  them  approaching  near  the 
Leander,  cried  out, — "  Bon  John, 
give  rop-e  ! — O,bon  John,  give  rop-e, 
give  rop-e !"  As  many  of  them  as 
possible  we  rescued  from  a  watery 
grave;  though  some  of  them,  after 
all  our  endeavours,  sunk  to  rise  no 
more.  It  was  wonderful  to  observe, 
notwithstanding  the  deplorable  cir- 
cumstances in  which  these  poor  fel- 
lows were  placed,  what  strength  the 
amor  patrice,  or  reluctance  to  ac- 
knowledge defeat,  exerted  in  them, 


183-2.] 

To  one  of  these  forlorn  creatures, 
drenched  with  water  and  exhausted 
with  fatigue,  I  said — unseasonably  I 
confess,  and  it  may  be  thought  un- 
feelingly, but  it  was  on  the  spur  of 
the  moment — "  Well,  Monsieur,  what 
think  you  now  of  your  Bonaparte  ?" 
To  which  the  hapless  man,  summon- 
ing the  little  energy  which  remained 
in  him,  replied,  "  O,  Monsieur  John 
Bull,  dis  nothing,  dis  nothing ;  vive 
Napoleon  I" 

The  issue  of  this  dreadful,  and,  as 
it  respects  the  British  arms,  glorious 
battle  of  the  Nile,  is  all  that  needs  to 
be  mentioned  on  the  present  occa- 
sion, having  proposed  to  myself,  in 
compliance  with  your  request,  to 
give  a  detail  of  only  such  occur- 
rences as  fell  under  my  own  obser- 
vation, together  with  such  circum- 
stances as  are  not  elsewhere  to  be 
met  with ;  excepting,  of  course,  those 
statements  which  form  the  necessary 
connecting  links  of  the  story.  Of  the 
thirteen  French  ships  of  the  line, 
eleven  were  taken  or  destroyed.  The 
only  ships  which  made  their  escape 
were,  the  Justice  and  the  Diana  fri- 
gates, and  the  Guilliaume  Tell  and 
Ge'nereux,  of  seventy-four  guns,  with 
the  last  of  whom,  in  little  more  than 
a  fortnight  afterwards,  we  were  des- 
tined to  have  a  severer  struggle  than 
any  which  had  been  experienced  in 
Aboukir  Bay;  and  of  which,  as  it 
is  closely  connected  with  this  part  of 
my  history,  I  shall,  in  conclusion, 
give  you  a  brief  sketch. 


It  was,  you  may  be  sure,  no"way 
agreeable  to  the  British  tars,  to  see 
the  two  seventy-fours  and  two  fri- 
gates, who  had  sustained  scarcely 
any  damage — except  from  a  few  dis- 
tinct and  occasional  shots,  just  to  re- 
mind them  that  they  were  not  for- 
gotten by  us — effecting  their  escape. 
Admiral  Nelson  made  signal  first  to 
-  one  ship,  then  to  another,  to  endea- 
vour to  intercept  their  flight,  but  he 
received  in  reply, — "  Disabled — un- 
fit," &c.  They  accordingly  proceed- 
ed, bearing  tidings  as  unwelcome  to 
the  French  nation,  as  they  were  joy- 
ous to  the  British.  The  second  of 
August  was  employed  by  our  crew 
in  getting  the  Leander  in  sailing  trim. 
On  the  third  we  were  engaged  in 
affording  all  the  assistance  in  our 


Nautical  Adventures. 


power  to  the  Culloden ;  and,  on  the 
fifth,  Captain  Barry,  of  the  Van- 
guard, charged  with  the  dispatches 
from  Admiral  Nelson  to  Earl  St  Vin- 
cent, was  sent  on  board  our  ship,  and 
we  immediately  proceeded  to  con- 
vey the  intelligence  of  the  glorious 
victory  of  the  Nile. 

Nothing  remarkable  occurred,  nor 
was  our  progress  retarded,  till,  on 
the  eighteenth  of  the  month,  early  in 
the  morning,  being  within  a  few  miles 
of  the  Goza  di  Candia,  the  man  from 
the  mast-head  cried  out,  "  A  sail  on 
the  starboard  quarter — a  large  ship." 
At  this  time  the  Leander  was  be- 
calmed, whilst  the  sail  in  question 
was  evidently  bringing  up  a  good 
breeze  with  her.  She  soon  disco- 
vered herself  to  be  a  sail  of  the  line, 
and  with  a  view  to  decoy  us,  ran  up 
Turkish  colours.  By  the  shot-holes 
in  her  bows,  however,  we  soon  re- 
cognised her  as  one  of  the  seventy- 
fours  which  had  effected  her  escape 
from  Aboukir  Bay ;  and,  on  a  nearer 
approach,  that  she  was  the  Genereux, 
Captain  Le  Joille.  We  had  no  pos- 
sibility of  escape  from  a  ship  which 
was  of  a  force  so  greatly  superior  to 
our  own.  Nothing  remained  but  to 
clear  away  for  action,  and  to  render 
our  capture,  if  unavoidable,  as  dear- 
ly obtained  as  possible ;  else  an  es- 
cape, if  practicable,  would  have  been 
advisable,  and  no  man  on  board  for 
a  moment  entertained  the  thought  of 
striking  without  a  battle. 

At  the  battle  of  the  Nile, — such 
was  our  almost  miraculous  exemp- 
tion from  disaster  whilst  engaged 
with  the  Franklin, — not  one  of  our 
men  was  killed,  and  only  ten  were 
wounded ;  and  those  were  not 
wounded  by  the  Franklin's  guns, 
scarcely  any  of  which  could  be 
brought  to  bear  upon  us,  but  by  the 
descending  wreck  and  some  of  the 
iron  ballast  which  fell  upon  our  deck, 
from  the  explosion  of  the  Orient. 
Still,  however,  we  were  nearly  a 
hundred  men  short  of  our  comple- 
ment. In  spite  of  all  these  disad- 
vantages, the  enthusiasm  with  which 
our  brave  fellows  manned  their  guns, 
and  held  themselves  in  readiness,  at 
the  word  of  command,  to  receive 
their  tremendous  antagonist,  was 
amazing.  The  Genereux  soon  came 
within  range  of  her  guns,  on  our  lar- 
board quarter,  and  opened  a  terrible 
fire  upon  us.  Instantly  hauling  our 


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[Marcli, 


wind,  so  as  to  bring  our  guns  to  bear, 
we  poured  our  whole  broadside  into 
her.  The  shots  told  severely  on  both 
sides.  One  single  shot  of  our  first 
fire,  nearly  knocked  two  of  the  Ge- 
nereux's  ports  into  one,  killed  two 
men,  and  then  lodged  in  her  main- 
mast. This  dreadful  struggle  was 
continued  for  four  hours  without  in- 
termission, hurling  the  thundering 
messengers  of  death  and  destruction 
into  each  other,  as  fast  as  our  guns 
could  be  loaded  and  fired,  at  not 
more  than  forty  yards  distant, 

During  the  heat  of  the  action,  a 
youth  of  about  eighteen  years  of  age, 
an  assistant  to  the  captain's  secre- 
tary, and  who  was  stationed  at  one 
of  the  guns  in  the  ward-room,  was 
struck  down,  to  all  appearance  dead, 
by  the  wind  of  a  thirty-six  pound 
shot,  which  passed  close  by  his  head. 
On  examination  by  the  surgeon,  al- 
though the  ball  had  not  struck  him, 
the  concussion  seemed  to  have  pro- 
duced a  sensible  indentation  in  his 
scull.  Almost  as  soon  as  he  was 
brought  into  the  cockpit — where  I 
attended  him — and  placed  in  a  re- 
clined posture,  the  blood  oozed  from 
his  eyes  and  ears,  and  flowed  copi- 
ously from  his  nose  and  mouth — a 
mournful  sight.  He  never  spoke  af- 
terwards, but  died  in  about  an  hour 
and  a  half  after  the  occurrence.* 

Whilst  everyone  on  board  that  was 
able  to  handle  a  rammer,  or  carry  a 
cartridge,  was  needed  and  called 
upon  to  exert  every  power  of  his 
body  and  mind  in  this  strenuous  con- 
flict, I  was  directed  to  take  charge 
of  four  guns  on  the  upper  deck,  which 
had  now  been  fought  with  uncom- 
mon vigour  and  effect  for  upwards  of 
two  hours  and  a  half,  Much  ex- 
hausted with  previous  care  and  ex- 
ertion, I  was  greatly  in  want  of  wa- 
ter, the  only  drink  allowed  in  British 
men-of-war  during  an  engagement, 
and  hastily  ran  to  the  quarter-deck 
in  quest  of  a  water-cask  which  had 


escaped  the  general  devastation ;  for 
almost  every  one  on  the  gun-decks 
had  been  shattered  to  pieces.  Lucki- 
ly, I  found  one  half  full  of  water,  and 
a  jug  lying  by  it.  This,  having  been 
accidentally  concealed,  was  a  prize 
indeed.  I  eagerly  seized  the  jug,  and 
was  just  about  to  drink,  when  Cap- 
tain Thompson,  as  necessitous  as  my- 
self, stepped  across  the  deck  and  re- 
quested to  share  the  boon.  I  pre- 
sented him  with  the  jug,  and  having 
drank,  he  repaired  to  his  former  sta- 
tion, when  he  was  astonished  at  his 
providential  escape ;  during  the  few 
moments  he  was  drinking  the  water, 
the  mizen-shrouds,  against  which  he 
was  standing  the  instant  before,  were 
shot  away.  Nor  was  this  all :  an 
equal  Providence  saved  my  life  at  the 
same  moment ;  for  just  as  I  was  has- 
tening to  my  former  post,  I  was  met 
by  a  lieutenant  who  accosted  me 

with,  "  Why, ,  I'm  happy  to  see 

you  alive !  Where  have  you  been  ? 
Every  man  within  the  last  minute 
has  been  killed  at  the  two  guns  where 
you  were  just  standing !" — they  were 
eleven  in  number. 

All  the  cartridges  on  board  the  Ge- 
ne'reux,  as  we  afterwards  learned, 
being  expended,  she  sheered  along- 
side with  an  evident  intention  to 
board  us,  and  came  so  near  as  to 
carry  away  two  of  our  ports ;  such, 
however,  was  the  intrepidity  of  her 
crew,  that  though  the  captain  gave 
the  command  to  board,  not  one  of 
his  men  would  obey;  at  this  mo- 
ment, indeed,  scarcely  ten  men  were 
to  be  seen  on  her  upper-deck.  Our 
forecastle  at  this  juncture  was 
crowded  with  men,  seeking  the  very 
object  which  their  opponents  shun- 
ned, and  endeavouriug  to  grapple 
the  Genereux  for  this  purpose  :  one 
of  our  men  had  actually  thrown  a 
rope  over  her  starboard  cat-head, 
and  was  in  the  act  of  belaying  it, 
when  she  sheered  off  and  broke  the 
rope.  Could  we  at  this  instant  but 
r  r/ifttmaf h  c  firKiga  oa 


>*  rasrfi    o/Biu  !*'•.'.• 

*  This  brings  to  my  recollection  another  singular  circumstance,  which  happened 
some  years  afterwards  under  my  own  eye.  Being  on  a  cruise  in  quest  of  some  mer- 
chant ships,  we  had  to  run  close  under  a  heavy  fire  irom  a  battery  on  shorp,  when 
our  captain  was  knocked  down  on  his  back  in  a  similar  manner,  by  the  wind  of  a  large 
shot,  and  did  not  recover  his  senses  for  eight  days.  At  length  he  was  taken  on  shore 
to  an  hospital,  where,  after  a  careful  examination  of  his  body,  a  small  spot,  scarcely 
larger  than  a  pea,  was  discovered  on  his  right  shoulder.  No  sooner  was  this  lanced, 
than  a  dark-coloured  humour  flowed  from  the  incision,  and  he  almost  instantly  reco- 
vered the  use  of  his  faculties, 


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have  lashed  her  fast,  there  is  little 
doubt  but  we  should  have  carried 
her.  So  enraged  was  Captain  Le 
Joille  at  the  dastardly  conduct  of 
his  crew,  that  he  threatened,  if  his 
men  did  not  come  upon  the  upper 
deck  and  board  the  Leander,  he 
would  blow  up  his  ship.  At  this 
they  came  upon  deck  ;  but  the  mo- 
ment was  gone  by;  the  opportunity 
for  ever  lost. 

By  this  time  the  Leander  had  lost 
both  her  fore  and  main  topmasts,  and 
her  mizen-mast ;  whilst  the  Gene- 
reux  had  lost  only  her  mizen-mast  : 
our  ship,  therefore,  lay  like  a  log  in 
the  water,  whilst  that  of  the  enemy 
was  completely  under  command. 
The  Genereux  then  forged  ahead, 
and  ran  down  considerably  to  lee- 
ward, in  order  to  prepare  cartridges 
for  another  assault,  which  they  did 
by  cutting  up  their  stockings  to  make 
bags  for  the  powder.  Whilst  she 
was  effecting  this  movement,  either 
through  incaution,  or  supposing  our 
cartridges  were  as  deficient  as  her 
own,  or  that  as  our  masts  and  rig- 
ging having  fallen  on  the  starboard 
side,  our  guns  were  disabled ;  she 
passed  down  towards  our  starboard- 
quarter,  affording  us  a  charming  op- 
portunity to  revenge  our  injuries. 
Our  upper-deck  guns  were,  indeed, 
utterly  disabled  with  the  wreck  of 
our  masts  and  sails,  but  our  lower 
deck  was  ready ;  and  accordingly  we 
brought  the  whole  battery  of  our 
heaviest  metal  on  the  starboard  side 
to  bear,  and  poured  two  most  effi- 
cient broadsides  into  our  antagonist 
as  she  passed  us. 

Having  effected  her  purpose,  and 
being  exasperated  to  the  highest 
pitch  at  our  last  destructive  fire,  she 
was  coming  up  for  a  second  conflict. 
Farther  resistance  would  have  been 
madness,  not  bravery.  I  informed 
Captain  Thompson  of  the  extent  of 
our  loss  of  men,  and  suggested  to 
him  the  propriety  of  yielding  the 
contest,  against  so  fearful  a  disparity, 
else  that  the  lives  of  all  our  brave 
fellows  would  be  lost.  The  com- 
mand was  given  to  strike  :  not,  how- 
ever, till  taking  the  precaution  of 
sinking  the  dispatches,  together  with 
every  other  valuable  document,  to 
the  bottom  of  the  ocean.  These, 
as  is  usual  in  case  of  danger  of  being 
captured,  had  been  attached  to  a 
heavy  shot,  and  suspended  by  a  cord 


out  of  one  of  the  gun -room  ports. 
This  cord  was  cut,  and  the  British 
flag  struck  at  the  same  instant,  whilst 
the  tri-coloured  flag  was  hoisted  on 
the  stump  of  our  mizen-mast. 

The  position  of  the  Genereux  at 
this  moment  was  such,  as  to  be  un- 
able to  lay  us  alongside,  and  all  her 
boats  were  so  shattered  as  to  be  use- 
less. In  this  emergency,  in  order  to 
put  her  men  on  board  our  ship,  they 
constructed  a  raft  of  such  spars  and 
planks  as  were  at  hand,  and  a  consi- 
derable number  of  men  descended 
upon  it ;  but  instead  of  being  able  to 
reach  us  they  were  drifted  to  lee- 
ward. At  length  some  of  the  men  who 
were  able  to  swim  plunged  into  the 
sea,  and  swimming  towards  our  ship, 
laid  hold  of  the  wreck  which  adhered 
to  us,  and  scrambled,  as  well  as  they 
were  able,  up  the  sides  of  the  Lean- 
der. 

Thus  ended  a  conflict,  disastrous 
indeed  in  its  issue  to  the  Leander, 
but  than  which,  perhaps,  nothing 
more  brave  or  daring  was  ever  at- 
tempted on  the  ocean.  That  a  ship 
of  only  fifty  guns,  the  very  largest  of 
which  carried  only  a  twenty-four 
pound  shot ;  whilst  that  of  our  an- 
tagonist was  one  of  the  most  power- 
ful of  the  French  seventy-fours,  whose 
large  guns  carried  a  thirty-six  pound 
shot ;  the  crew  of  the  latter  being  at 
least  seven  hundred  men,  whilst  that 
of  the  former  was  only  two  hundred 
and  sixty;  that  such  a  ship  should 
have  sustained  a  conflict  of  upwards 
of  six  hours,  at  such  frightful  odds, 
will  ever  redound  to  the  honour  of 
the  British  navy,  and  the  intrepidity 
of  its  hearts  of  oak. 

On  board  the  Leander  thirty-eight 
men  were  killed  and  forty-eight 
wounded ;  whilst  the  Genereux  had 
eighty-eight  men  killed,  and  one  hun- 
dred and  twelve  wounded.  Of  those 
who  survived  to  takepossession  of  our 
ship,  such  a  set  of  vagabonds,  sure, 
never  before  trode  the  decks  of  a  Bri- 
tish man-of-war*  The  very  sight  of 
them  was  loathsome  to  behold,  as 
they  crawled  up  the  sides  of  our  gal- 
lant ship,  in  their  filthy  rags,  dripping 
with  water,  and  seemingly  half  fa- 
mished. But  their  appearance  was 
even  princely,  compared  with  their 
conduct.  The  moment  they  reach- 
ed our  deck,  lost  to  all  sense  of  ho- 
nour or  shame,  their  only  object  ap- 
peared to  be  plunder,  They  were 


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[March, 


seen  like  so  many  savages,  struggling 
with  each  other  who  should  soonest 
reach  the  officers'  berths,  in  order  to 
rifle  whatever  they  contained,  deci- 
ding, in  some  instances,  the  partition 
of  what  they  had  plundered,  by  sei- 
zing each  other  by  the  throat. 

Complaint  was  made  to  the  French 
officers,  and  to  Le  Joille  himself,  of 
the  rapacity  of  the  men ;  but  our  re- 
monstrances were  heard  only  with  a 
contemptuous  sneer,  and  an  intima- 
tion that  their  men  had  hardly  enough 
earned  the  recompense  they  were 
reaping.  Instead  of  any  regard  to  that 
sense  of  honour  which  is  so  sacredly 
preserved  by  every  man  on  board  a 
British  man-of-war,where  each  consi- 
ders himself  charged  with  maintaining 
the  character  of  his  country  for  justice 
and  humanity  towards  the  vanquish- 
ed, this  Gallic  rabble  resembled  the 
bloodhounds  of  some  vile  privateer, 
or  Algerine  corsair.  One  little  cir- 
cumstance, which  redounds  as  much 
to  the  honour  of  an  English  boy,  who 
attended  upon  Captain  Thompson, 
as  it  reflects  disgrace  upon  Le  Joille 
and  his  crew,  is  not  undeserving  of 
mention.  Aware  of  the  plunder  to 
which  his  master's  property  was  to 
be  subjected,  as  well  as  that  of  the 
other  officers,  this  faithful  lad  espied 
the  captain's  quadrant,  and  endea- 
voured to  conceal  it;  unable  to  ef- 
fect his  purpose,  he  snatched  it  up, 
and  was  chased  round  the  deck  by 
one  of  Le  Joille's  scoundrels,  and 
when  he  found  all  his  efforts  vain  to 
elude  his  pursuer,  to  the  no  small 
mortification  of  the  Frenchman,  he 
threw  it  overboard,  through  one  of 
the  ports.  Whilst  the  officers  were 
thus  treated  on  board  their  own  ship, 
our  common  men  fared  no  better 
when  they  were  taken  on  board  the 
Gene>eux.  Whatever  little  effects 
they  had  endeavoured  to  rescue  on 
their  persons,  "were  wrested  from 
them  by  the  harpies  of  rapine,  as 
soon  as  they  reached  her  execrable 
decks,  being  stripped  of  every  thing 
but  the  clothes  which  covered  their 
nakedness. 

Of  eighteen  officers  of  the  Lean- 
der,  who  were  allowed  to  remain  on 
board  our  own  ship,  I  was  one.  We 
were  then  taken  in  tow  by  the  Gen6- 
reux,  and  proceeded  towards  the 
island  of  Malta,  when  we  were  as 
near  being  recaptured  by  the  British 
fleet  as  possible,  Suspecting  no 


danger,  since  the  capture  of  the 
island  by  Bonaparte,  Le  Joille  was 
standing  for  the  harbour,  when,  on 
the  fourth  morning  after  our  capture, 
a  sail,  which  afterwards  proved  to 
be  a  French  merchant  vessel,  was 
seen  in  the  offing,  which,  on  a  nearer 
approach,  perceiving  the  Gen&'eux 
to  be  a  French  ship,  made  all  pos- 
sible sail  towards  us,  with  the  intel- 
ligence, opportune  enough  for  our 
enemy,  though  unfortunate  for  us, 
that  a  British  squadron  was  block- 
ading the  place.  But  for  this  infor- 
mation, we  had  run  into  the  very 
bosom  of  our  own  fleet,  and,  being 
once  descried  by  them,  must  have 
fallen  into  their  hands ;  as  the  Ge'ne- 
reux  was  in  a  state  too  crippled  to 
have  effected  an  escape. 

Instantly  altering  our  course,  we 
made  all  possible  speed  for  the  island 
of  Corfu,  where  after  a  few  days  we 
arrived.  All  the  British  prisoners 
on  board  the  G6nereux  were  detain- 
ed in  a  castle  on  the  island,  till  an 
exchange  of  prisoners,  provided  for 
by  Admiral  Nelson  after  the  battle  of 
the  Nile,  who  stipulated  as  a  condi- 
tion of  landing  in  Egypt  the  prison- 
ers he  had  taken,  that  an  equal  num- 
ber of  British  prisoners  of  war  should 
be  exchanged  by  cartel.  We,  on  the 
contrary,  from  on  board  the  Leander, 
were  sent  in  a  small  vessel  up  to 
Ragusa, and  put  on  board  a  lazaretto, 
where  we  performed  a  quarantine 
of  twenty-one  days.  The  time  we 
spent  here,  however,  was  far  from 
being  tedious.  The  inhabitants  of 
Ragusa  having  heard  of  the  victory 
of  the  Nile,  and  that  we  were  part 
of  the  officers  who  fought  and  con- 
quered on  that  glorious  occasion, 
vied  with  each  other  who  should 
shew  the  greatest  marks  of  kindness 
and  liberality  towards  us.  Comfort- 
able beds  were  provided  for  each  of 
us,  and  every  day  we  were  supplied 
with  all  kinds  of  the  choicest  provi- 
sions, wines,  and  fruit :  nothing  they 
could  procure  was  thought  too  good, 
no  honour  they  could  confer  upon 
us  too  great. 

After  ending  our  quarantine  at 
Ragusa,  we  were  taken  across  the 
Gulf  to  Barletta,  where  we  were 
again  obliged  to  perform  quarantine 
for  fourteen  days  longer.  Prepara- 
tion was  then  made,  by  order  of  Sir 
William  Hamilton,  the  British  am- 
bassador at  Naples,  at  the  expense 


Nautical  Adventures. 


1832.] 

of  the  British  government,  to  have 
us  conveyed  across  the  country,  in 
order  to  rejoin  our  fleet.  Seven 
commodious  carriages  were  got  in 
readiness  for  our  journey,  with  di- 
rections, that  we  were  to  put  up  at 
the  very  best  .hotels  in  the  towns 
through  which  we  had  to  pass,  and 
that  no  cost  was  to  be  spared  in  our 
entertainment,  as  a  testimony  of  the 
gratitude  of  our  country  to  the  he- 
roes of  the  Nile. 

It  was  perfectly  amusing  to  wit- 
ness the  commotion  created  in  the 
villages  and  towns  through  which 
we  passed  ;  all  was  hilarity  and 
merriment ;  especially  at  the  hotels 
where  we  spent  the  nights.  Our 
journeys  were  so  arranged,  that  we 
usually  arrived  where  we  were  to 
sleep,  about  four  o'clock  in  the  after- 
noon. This  afforded  us  the  most 
favourable  opportunity  of  pleasant 
intercourse  with  the  inhabitants. 
More  than  once  we  were  honoured 
with  a  ball,  or  public  assembly,  and 
greeted  wherever  we  went  as  deli- 
verers from  the  hated  aggression 
and  tyranny  of  France;  accosted 
ever  and  anon  by  the  familiar,  and, 
as  it  would  seem,  favourite  appel- 
lation, of  "  Mi  Lor  Jack." 

Nothing  can  exceed  the  beauty  of 
the  scenery  through  which  we  pass- 
ed ;  the  effect  was  like  enchant- 
ment. To  those  unaccustomed  to 
the  sight,  the  manner  in  which  the 
vines  are  here  trained,  presents  a 
most  interesting  and  delightful  ob- 
ject; extending  their  ample  branches 
to  adjacent  trees,  so  arranged  as  to 
present  their  rich  dependants  most 
advantageously  to  the  southern  sun ; 
whilst  the  clustering  grapes  are  seen 
intermingling  themselves,  bere  with 
their  own  rich  foliage,  and  there  with 
the  leaves  and  fruit  of  trees  totally 
dissimilar.  For  fifteen  or  twenty  miles 
together  every  variety  of  hill  and  dale, 
mantled  over  with  foliage  the  most 
luxuriant  and  variegated,  and  with 


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fruit  of  the  richest  hues,  attract  and 
detain  the  gaze  of  the  beholder  ; 
whilst  the  more  elevated  ground, 
clothed  with  flocks,  and  tended  by 
their  musical  shepherds,  cannot  fail 
to  associate  in  the  mind  of  the  admi- 
rer of  classic  lore,  the  strains  of  the 
Mantuan  Bard,  who  erst,  with  his 
oaten-pipe,  made  the  woodlands  so 
sweetly  to  resound  the  beauteous 
Amarillis ! 

After  a  journey  of  four  days,  we 
once  more  got  sight  of  the  ocean, 
and  at  the  same  time  of  a  part  of 
Nelson's  fleet,  lying  at  anchor  in  the 
bay  of  Naples.  For  once,  I  acknow- 
ledge, the  sight  of  British  men-of- 
war,  did  not,  as  formerly,  fill  me 
with  enthusiasm.  The  recollection 
of  the  perils  in  which  I  had  so  long 
been  placed,  in  contrast,  perhaps, 
with  the  gleams  of  pleasure  with 
which  I  had  been  solaced  on  shore  ; 
but  chiefly  the  prospect  of  being 
again  engaged  in  foreign  service, 
and  in  new  perils,  without  having 
once  enjoyed  the  privilege  of  visit- 
ing my  native  shore,  spread  a  tem- 
porary gloom  over  my  mind.  Leave, 
however,  was  given  us,  through  the 
kind  indulgence  of  Admiral  Nelson, 
to  spend  a  few  days  in  the  city  of 
Naples,  where  hospitable  entertain- 
ment, beautiful  scenery,  and  intelli- 
gent company,  combined  to  promote 
our  happiness.  We  were  then  dis- 
tributed among  the  ships,  according 
to  our  respective  ranks,  merit,  and 
time  of  service.  I  and  two  of  my 
companions  were  appointed  on  board 
the  Vanguard.  Not  long  after  this 
appointment,  we  fell  in  with  and 
captured  two  polacres,  on  board  one 
of  which  I  was  permitted  to  return 
to.  my  native  home,  in  beloved  Al- 
bion. Thus  were  the  cheerless  fore- 
bodings, in  which  I  had  so  lately  in- 
dulged, like  many  others  both  before 
and  since,  dissipated  by  happier  oc- 
currences than  would  have  been  cre- 
dited in  the  hour  of  despondency. 


520 


Lord  Castkreagh  and  Mr  Canning. 


[March, 


LORD  CASTLEREAGH  AND  MR  CANNING. 

LETTER  TO  THE  EDITOR, 
FROM  THE  RIGHT  HON.  THOMAS  PEREGRINE  COURTENAY. 


SIR, — Two  articles  in  the  Foreign 
Quarterly  Review,*  treating  of  the 
Foreign  Policy  of  England,  under  the 
administrations  of  Lord  Castlereagh 
and  of  Mr  Canning,  have  been  the 
subject  of  criticism  in  the  New 
Monthly  Magazine.f  As  the  author 
of  these  Articles,  I  request  permission 
to  make  your  far-spread  Miscellany 
the  channel  of  a  reply  to  this  critique. 

Postponing  the  remarks,  savouring 
of  personality  and  bitterness,  with 
which  the  "  friend  of  Mr  Canning" 
has  seasoned  his  arguments,  I  pro- 
ceed to  notice,  in  their  order,  his  cri- 
ticisms upon  those  parts  of  my  Re- 
views upon  which  he  has  found  it 
convenient  to  observe. 

I  might  perhaps  make  an  objection 
to  the  description  which  is  given  of 
the  purport  of  my  argument.  "  The 
Reviewer  argues  that  there  was  near- 
ly an  exact  similarity  between  the 
principles  of  the  two  statesmen."  My 
argument  would  have  been  more 
correctly,  or  at  least  more  clearly, 
explained,  by  stating,  as  its  objects, 
the  establishment  of  these  positions  : 
That  no  material  difference  in  the 
two  systems  had  any  practical  effect 
upon  the  conduct  of  England;  and 
particularly  that  Lord  Castlereagh 
did  not  systematically  repress,  nor 
Mr  Canning  systematically  support, 
liberal  and  popular  institutions  in 
other  countries.^ 

For  the  "fashionable"  denial  of 
merit  to  Mr  Canning,  which  is  said 
to  have  preceded  the  publication  of 
Mr  Stapleton's  "Political Life  of  Mi- 
Canning,"  I  am  not  responsible  ;  and 
was  assuredly  never  guilty  of  impu- 
ting to  any  statesman  as  a  fault,  that 
his  measures  were  referable  to  some 
general  principle.  ||  Yet  I  will  con- 
fess, that  I  always  regard  with  some 
distrust,  an  essay  on  whatever  sub- 
ject, which  begins  by  asserting  the 
superiority  of  "  an  enlarged  view," 
and  speaks  contemptuously  of  "  lit- 
tle minds,"  and  "  a  narrow  grasp  of 
intellect."  Those  only  will  differ 


from  me  in  this  distrust,  who  have 
usually  found  such  disclaimers  of 
littleness,  followed  by  a  proportion- 
ate liberality  and  grandeur  of  senti- 
ment. 

I  questioned  the  "  taste"  of  Mr 
Stapleton,  in  interlarding  his  eulogy 
upon  Mr  Canning,  with  sarcasms 
and  sneers  at  Lord  Castlereagh. $ 
"  What  a  notion,"  says  the  indignant 
critic,  "  does  this  convey  of  the  prin- 
ciples of  some  statesmen  !  As  if  the 
truths  of  history  were  the  proper 
concern  of  a  master  of  the  ceremo- 
nies !" 

If  I  entertained  for  a  moment  the 
suspicion,  that  Mr  Stapleton  himself 
was  the  writer  of  the  letter,  this  pas- 
sage instantly  dispelled  it.  A  person 
who  had  peculiar  opportunities  of 
observing,  for  five  years,  the  daily 
operations  of  an  elegant  mind,  could 
not  refer  the  niceties  of  judgment, 
feeling,  and  propriety,  to  a  common 
standard  with  courtly  etiquette  ;  or 
wish  to  restore  to  political  society 
and  literature  that  barbarous  rough- 
ness, which  an  imitation  of  Mr  Can- 
ning would  remove. 

Surely,  without  "concealing  his 
sentiments  with  respect  to  Lord  Cas- 
tlereagh," Mr  Stapleton  might  have 
becomingly  avoided  expressions  of 
contempt.  The  relative  situation  of 
that  minister  with  Mr  Canning  par- 
ticularly called  for  this  forbearance. 
Mr  Canning  felt  this,  and  something 
more,  when  he  expressed  his  hope 
that  he  felt  as  it  deserved,  the  man- 
liness and  generosity  with  which  his 
rival  had  voluntarily  tendered  to 
him  in  1812  the  seals  of  the  Foreign 
Office.  "  What  would  be  thought  of 
me,  what  should  I  deserve  to  be 
thought  of  by  every  liberal  mind — if 
after  such  a  transaction  as  I  have  de- 
scribed, I  could  even  pause  for  a  mo- 
ment to  consider  in  what  order,  with 
respect  to  each  other,  my  noble  friend 
and  I  should  march  towards  one  com- 
mon object  in  the  service  of  our 
country?  In  that  transaction,  any 


*  No.  xv.  art.  2.     No,  xvi.  art  5;  f  No.  cxxxiii.  f  See  Foreign  Quar- 

terly Review,  xv.  35.  ||  New  Monthly  Magazine,  cxxxiii.  33.  §  Foreign 


Quarterly  Review,  xvi,  401, 


1832.] 


Lord  Castlereagh  and  Mr  Canning, 


feelings  which  had  previously  sepa- 
rated my  noble  friend  and  myself 
were  buried  for  ever.  The  very  me- 
mory of  them  was  effaced  from  our 
minds,  nor  can  I  compliment  the  good 
taste  of  those  who  would  call  them 
up  from  oblivion."* 

He  was  careful,  in  his  after-life,  to 
avoid  all  appearance  of  the  bitter- 
ness which  it  was  perhaps  not  in  hu- 
man nature  perfectly  to  extinguish. 

I  will  make  no  objection  to  the 
slight  correction  which  the  Letter- 
writer  makes  on  what  he  conceives 
to  be  my  description  of  Mr  Staple- 
ton's  object,  the  more  readily  as,  in 
the  passage  quoted  for  this  descrip- 
tion, I  had  not  Mr  Stapleton  particu- 
larly in  view.f  Let  it  be  taken,  then, 
as  Mr  Stapleton's  object  to  prove, 
"  that  Mr  Canning  aided  the  cause  of 
liberty  in  Europe,  by  withdrawing 
the  powerful  support  of  England 
from  those  who  endeavoured  to  sup- 
press all  liberal  opinions."^! 

My  objects  were  to  shew,  that  the 
support  said  to  be  withdrawn,  had 
never  been  given ;  and  that  "  the 
cause  of  liberty  in  Europe"  had  not 
been  the  object  of  the  policy  of  Lord 
Castlereagh  with  one  intention,  or  of 
Mr  Canning  with  another. 

But  I  am  reproached  with  setting 
up  my  own  opinion  against  those  of 
more  competent  persons.  Lady 
Canning,  it  is  said,  must  have  been 
acquainted  with  the  sentiments  of 
her  husband ;  Lord  Londonderry 
with  those  of  his  brother.  It  may  be 
so ;  but  each  of  these  eminent  per- 
sons is  the  very  worst  witness  of  the 
thoughts  or  actions  of  the  other's 
Hero  ;  and  is  not  a  good  witness  of 
the  merits  of  his  own.  The  allow- 
ance which,  with  perfect  sincerity,  I 
have  made  for  the  partialities  and 
amiable  prejudices  of  the  Secretary, 
are  due,  tenfold,  to  the  widow  and 
the  brother. 

So  far,  therefore,  as  the  alleged 
misrepresentation  of  the  policy  of 
the  one  statesman  depends  upon  a 


misrepresentation  of  the  policy  of 
the  other,  those  whose  exclusive  ob- 
ject it  is  to  exalt  either,  ought  surely 
to  be  heard  with  special  caution. 

But  Lord  Grey  is  also  quoted. 
"  He  must,"  as  is  said,  according 
to  me,  "  have  been  ignorant  of  the 
policy  of  both  !"  Lord  Grey  was 
ignorant  of  the  policy  of  both.  He 
had  a  full  share  of  that  sort  of  igno- 
rance which  is  produced  by  conti- 
nued opposition,  rivalry,  and  disap- 
pointment. And  all  that  I  have  ta- 
ken the  liberty  of  observing  upon 
Lord  John  Russell,  is  applicable  to 
Lord  Grey,  who  has  applauded  the 
views  of  the  noble  historian.  But 
what  has  Lord  Grey  said,  and  how 
far  has  his  treatment  of  Mr  Canning's 
policy  that  character  of  consistency 
without  which  it  is  of  no  value  ?  Ob- 
serve :  He  had  been  the  opponent  of 
Mr  Pitt,  Lord  Liverpool,  Lord  Castle- 
reagh ;  against  Mr  Canning  he  di- 
rected, in  1827,}  the  bitterest  effusion 
of  his  own  sarcastic  eloquence,  treat- 
ing, as  "  a  ridiculous  boast,"  his  pre- 
tensions to  merit  in  respect  of  South 
America,  and  exposing  [very  justly] 
the  infatuation  of  those  Whigs  who 
pretended  to  consider  him  as  the 
special  friend  of  liberty.  Recently, 
however,  speaking  from  the  govern- 
ment bench  in  the  House  of  Lords, 
which  the  friends  of  Mr  Canning  had 
enabled  him  to  fill, —  sitting  opposite 
to  the  more  peculiar  friends  of  Lord 
Castlereagh,  and  answering  Lord 
Castlereagh's  brother  on  a  point  of 
foreign  policy — he  utters  a  sentence 
of  approbation  of  Mr  Canning's  sys- 
tem, "so  far  as  it  differed  from  Lord 
Castlereagh's."  He  excepts  from  his 
commendation  the  transactions  with 
Portugal  and  with  Greece.  He  had 
formerly  described  Mr  Canning's 
treatment  of  Spain  in  ]823,  as  "  be- 
traying the  interests,  tarnishing  the 
honour,  and  endangering  the  pros- 
perity of  England  ;"||  and  yet,  if  Han- 
sard be  correct,  my  antagonist  has 
even  underrated  the  approbation 


*  Speech  on  the  Lisbon  affair,  6th  May,  1817.     Par).  Deb.  xxxvi.  222. 

t  The  article  in  No.  XV.  was  intended  for  a  correction  of  misrepresentations  of 
England's  policy,  from  the  time  of  Mr  Pitt.  It  was  hi  the  first  instance  written 
as  a  review  of  Lord  John  Russell's  republished  Letter. 

J  New  Monthly  Magazine,  p.  33-4.  §   10th  May.      Parl.  Deh.  vii.  720. 

||    12th  May,  1823.     Parl.  Deb.  ix.  173-4. 

VOL.  XXXI.  NO.  CXCII.  2  L 


Lord  Castlereagh  and  Mr  Canning. 


522 

which  the  same  Lord  Grey  has  re- 
cently expressed.    He  tells  us  that  he 
"  zealously  supported  Mr  Canning's 
foreign  policy  in  general,  not  be- 
cause it  was  that  of  Lord  Castle- 
reagh,  but  because  it  was  a  step  to- 
wards retracing  the  injudicious  po- 
licy  of  his  predecessor."     Now,  I 
have  in  vain  searched  the  debates  of 
the  Lords  for  the  proofs  of  this  sup- 
port, much  less  of  its  alleged  founda- 
tion.    There  is  nothing   upon    the 
subject  till  we  come  to  the  vitupera- 
tive speech  of  1827,  in  which  Lord 
Grey   denied   to    Mr   Canning    the 
praise  of  a  peculiar  and  a  wiser  policy. 
"  I  am  sure  that  he  has  not  himself 
led  to  the  holding  up  of  this  contrast. 
I  am  sure  that  it  has  been  owing  to 
the  indiscretion  of  his  friends'"'*  Again, 
"  during  the  whole  course  of  his  pub- 
lic career,  there  is  not  any  man  who 
has  less   approved   of  his   conduct 
than  myself."    Lord  Grey  then  men- 
tioned South  America  as  the  only 
point  on  which  the  "  contrast"  could 
be  plausibly   maintained,   and  pro- 
ceeded with  characteristic  severity 
to  deprive  him  of  any  merit  on  that 
account.     No,   sir,   whatever  Lord 
Grey  may  now  say,  Mr  Canning  had 
not  the  misfortune,  while  alive,  to 
concur  in  foreign,  any  more  than  in 
domestic  policy,  with  the  leader  of 
the  Whigs  ! 

I  rely  not  so  much  upon  personal 
authority,  as  upon  the  public  acts 
and  speeches  of  the  Ministers  whose 
conduct  I  examine ;  yet  it  is  scarce- 
ly reasonable,  that  when  Lord  Grey, 
the  head  of  the  Opposition,  is  to  be 
quoted,  Lord  Liverpool,  the  head  of 
the  Government,  is  to  be  rejected ! 
Although  responsible  for  every  mea- 
sure of  the  Foreign  Department,  from 
1812  to  1827,  and  the  expounder  of 
the  Foreign  Policy  in  the  House  of 
Lords,  he  is  supposed  to  have  not 
been  free  to  interfere  in  foreign  af- 
fairs, because  he  had  been,  as  it  is 
said,  elected  Premier  by  his  col- 
leagues. It  is  true  that  the  late  King 
gave  to  the  members  of  the  Cabinet 
which  had  been  led  by  Mr  Perceval, 
an  unusual  share  in  the  nomination 
of  his  First  Minister ;  but  it  would  be 


[March, 


a  libel  upon  the  character  of  Lord 
Liverpool  to  say,  that  he  so  far  ne- 
glected the  duties  of  the  office,  to 
which  he  had  thus  succeeded,  as  to 
permit,  unconcerned,  a  total  change 
of  policy  in  a  most  important  branch 
of  his  administration.  That  he  was, 
"  for  some  years  before  Lord  Castle- 
reagh's  death,  uneasy  at  the  state  of 
foreign  affairs"f  is  probable  enough; 
Lord  Castlereagh  himself,  there  is 
little  doubt,  was  not  very  comfort- 
able under  all  that  was  going  on  in 
Europe;  nor  is  Lord  Grey  quite  easy 
at  the  present  moment ;  but  to  trace 
the  uneasiness  of  the  Premier  to  his 
disapprobation  of  the  Foreign  Secre- 
tary, is  a  gratuitous  assumption. 

I  am  far  from  denying  that  much 
is  in  the  power  of  the  Secretary  of 
State  who  writes  the  dispatches,  and 
talks  to  Foreign  Ministers  :  he  may 
give  a  different  tone  to  the  commu- 
nications, and  this  change  of  tone 
may  lead  to  more  substantial  altera- 
tions. I  believe  that  Mr  Canning  did 
alter  the  tone  ;  and  I  admit  that  it  is 
"  by  an  examination  of  facts  alone" 
that  we  can  ascertain  whether  there 
was  a  fundamental  change  of  system. 
But  surely  the  burthen  of  the  proof 
lies  upon  him  who  would  maintain 
that  a  Prime  Minister  of  unimpeach- 
ed  integrity,  and  acknowledged  ta- 
lents, permitted,  almost  without 
knowing  it,  an  entire  change  to  be 
effected  by  his  subordinates  in  the 
policy  of  his  government. 

Let  us  proceed  then  to  the  facts 
and  deductions  which  are  in  dispute. 
To  shew  not  only  that  Mr  Canning 
came  into  office  without  any  avow- 
ed disapprobation  of  Lord  Castle- 
nh's  policy,  and  intention  to  change 
ut  "  with  the  decided  and  un- 
equivocal recognition  of  it  as  the 
principle  of  his  own  administra- 
tion," J  I  referred  to  his  adoption 
of  the  Circular  of  1821.  The  first 
half  of  this  assertion  is  readily  ad- 
mitted^ the  second  half  is  denied. 
The  Letter-writer  does  not  stoutly 
contend  with  Mr  Stapleton,  that  it 
was  a  paper  of  1820,  not  that  of  1821, 
to  which  Mr  Canning  referred.  In- 
deed the  proofs  which  I  adduced  on 


*  Parl.  Deb.  xvii.  726.  f  New  Monthly  Magazine,  p.  34. 

\  Foreign  Quarterly  Review,  xvi.  401,  and  New  Monthly  Magazine,  43, 
j  New  Monthly  Magazine,  p.  35. 


1832.] 


Lord  Castlereagh 


this  head  are  demonstrated.*  But 
he  says  that  the  principle  laid  down 
in  the  Circular  is  "  not  sufficiently 
fundamental  to  establish  the  fact  of 
similarity  of  policy." 

Let  any  impartial  man  read  the 
terms  in  which  Mr  Canning  spoke 
of  this  Circular,  and  say  that  he  meant 
to  express  any  thing  but  an  unquali- 
fied adoption  of  the  principles  laid 
down  in  it,  with  the  qualifications 
annexed,  and  no  others  ?  Or  that  it 
is  not  a  fundamental,  predominant, 
and  universal  rule  for  governing 
the  conduct  of  England  in  all  the 
matters  to  which  it  referred;  that 
is,  all  cases  in  which  a  question 
might  arise,  connected  with  the  esta- 
blishment or  suppression  of  internal 
constitutions  amongst  any  people,  and 
the  interference  of  other  powers  there- 
with ? 

•  These  are  the  very  cases  about 
which  we  are  disputing;  and  it  is 
in  reference  to  these  that  the  Circu- 
lar is  adopted  as  the  "political  creed" 
of  Mr  Canning  and  his  colleagues. 

"  Faithful  to  the  principles  which 
his  Majesty  has  promulgated  to  the 
world  as  constituting  the  rule  of  his 
conduct,  his  Majesty  declined  being 
party  to  any  proceedings  at  Verona, 
which  could  be  deemed  an  interference 
in  the  internal  concerns  of  Spain  on 
the  part  of  Foreign  Powers"-^ 

For  the  plain  rule  thus  sanctioned, 
your  correspondent  would  substi- 
tute another,  at  once,  as  he  con- 
ceives, comprehensive  and  intelli- 
gible, bearing  upon  every  measure 
of  foreign  policy,  and  serving  as  a 
test  by  which  all  might  be  tried. 
This  is  "  to  make  England  preserve 
the  balance  not  only  between  con- 
tending nations,  but  between  con- 
flicting principles."  Now  mark ;  this 
rule  was  given  by  Mr  Stapleton  as  a 
quotation  from  Mr  Canning.  But  he 
made  a  most  important  addition, 
which  I  took  the  liberty  of  substract- 
ing  from  it,J  as  not  to  be  found  in 
Mr  Canning's  speeches.  This  addi- 
tion the  Letter-writer  does  not  ven- 
ture to  restore  : — "  Giving,"  sub- 
joins Mr  Stapleton,  "  the  preference 
to  neither,  but  aiding  rather  the  li- 
beral side,  because  the  anti-liberals 


and  Mr  Canning.  523 

were  then  the  strongest"  I  must  now 
carry  my  correction  farther :  "  the 
balance"  is  a  very  pregnant  expres- 
sion, implying  the  preservation  of  an 
equipoise,  by  the  occasional  addition 
of  weight  to  one  side  or  the  other. 
Nothing  about  a  balance  is  in  the 
speech  of  Mr  Canning !  Not  only  did 
he  not  profess  the  intention  of  aid- 
ing the  "  Liberals,"  but  he  never  con- 
templated, under  any  circumstances, 
the  grant  of  aid  to  either  party.  All 
that  he  did  profess  was  to  be  "  NEU- 
TRAL between  contending  nations, 
and  between  conflicting  principles" 
Having  thus  reduced  the  "  com- 
prehensive and  intelligible  rule"  of 
policy,  to  a  form  in  which  it  is  com- 
prehensive and  intelligible,  namely, 
the  form  in  which  it  was  pronounced 
by  Mr  Canning,  I  will  now,  for  the 
sake,  not  of  detracting  from  Mr  Can- 
ning's merit,  but  of  proving  his  con- 
sistency, shew  that  this  same  principle 
was  announced  by  Lord  Liverpool,  in. 
defending  and  explaining  the  Circu- 
lar itself.  "  No  one  who  looked  at 
the  affairs  of  Europe  dispassionately, 
could  avoid  seeing  that  there  were 
two  conflicting  principles  in  the 
world.  Never  did  Russia,  Austria,  ancj 
Prussia,  do  a  more  ill-advised  act, 
than  when  they  put  forth  that  (the 
Troppau)  declaration.  Till  then,  it 
might  be  doubted  whether  there 
were  two  extreme  principles,  the 
disposition  to  crush  all  revolutions, 
without  reference  to  time,  to  circum- 
stances, to  causes,  or  to  the  situation 
of  the  nations  in  which  they  arose. 
The  other  extreme  principle,  which 
he  was  sorry  to  see  manifested  in 
the  noble  Lords  opposite,  was  to  up- 
hold all  revolutions,  not  looking  to 
their  causes  or  justification.  Revo- 
lution seemed  to  them  to  be  certain 
good;  the  name  cheered  up  their 
hearts.  Let  their  Lordships  look 
then  to  the  constitution  of  Great  Bri- 
tain, which  they  boasted  to  be  as  far 
removed  from  despotism  on  the  one 
hand,  as  from  wild  revolutionary  prin- 
ciples on  the  other.  They  would  see 
that  the  policy  which  the  constitu- 
tion demanded  between  two  such 
principles,  was  neutrality.  Neutral- 
ity was  our  policy — neutrality  would 


*  Foreign  Quarterly  Review,  xvi.  400. 

f  Lord  Commissioner's  Speech,  February  4th, 

J  Foreiga  Quarterly  Review,  xvi,  403-4. 


Parl.  Hist.  viii.  1. 


524 


Lord  Castlereagh  and  Mr  Canning. 


[Marcli, 


command  the  respect  of  all  the  na- 
tions, and  of  all  the  temperate  and 
moral  men  of  Europe."* 

These  were  the  sentiments  of  Lord 
Liverpool,  while  Lord  Castlereagh 
was  Foreign  Secretary,  and  Mr  Can- 
ning was  out  of  office.  They  agree 
entirely  with  the  doctrine  of  Mr 
Canning,  when  restored  to  its  origi- 
nal purity. 

This  restoration  of  the  pure  text 
entirely  destroys  the  illustration — 
fanciful  enough  in  any  case — which 
the  Letter-writer  gives  of  the  supe- 
riority of  his  favourite  maxim.  "  Ab- 
stinence," says  the  Letter-writer, 
"  from  interference  in  the  cause  of 
Spain,  would  have  been  beneficial  to 
the  cause  of  liberty.  In  the  case  of 
Poland,  it  has  benefited  the  cause  of 
despotism."f  Non-interference,  it 
appears  to  be  thence  argued,  may  be 
the  principle  at  one  time  of  one  sys- 
tem, at  another  of  its  opposite. 

Mr  Canning's  principle  would  ope- 
rate in  the  case  of  Poland,  as  it  ope- 
rated in  the  case  of  Spain,  to  a  strict 
and  impartial  neutrality.  If  he  had 
lived  to  this  time,  he  would  have  ask- 
ed, not  whether  the  Poles  were  op- 
pressed, but  whether  the  interests  of 
England  were  nearly  and  surely  en- 
dangered by  the  confirmed  aggran- 
dizement of  Russia. 

Not  a  word  from  Mr  Canning  jus- 
tifies the  belief,  that  he  abstained  from 
interference  in  Spain,  for  the  sake  of 
benefiting  the  cause  of  liberty.  I  will 
not  ask  you  to  insert  the  speech  of 
the  30th  April,  1823,  but  I  beg  that 
those  passages  of  it  may  be  once  more 
perused,  in  which  Mr  Canning  urges 
the  possible  danger  to  ensue  to  Eng- 
land from  the  wider  diffusion  of  li- 
beral institutions.^ 

The  Letter-writer  suspends  his 
comments  upon  the  Circular  of  1821, 
to  convict  me  of  a  blundering  admis- 
sion, "  in  contradiction  to  my  main 
argument."  I  had  referred  to  the 
uneasiness  of  Mr  Canning,  while  in 
the  Cabinet  with  Lord  Castlereagh, 
at  the  mode  in  which  the  diplomacy 
of  England  was  conducted.  I  had 
mentioned  his  jealousy  of  the  too  in- 
timate union  of  our  representative 
with  those  of  the  continental  powers ; 


and  his  justifiable  confidence  in  his 
own  ability  to  "  pursue  the  interests 
of  England,  by  measures  of  a  different 
style."$  Read,  I  beg,  the  very  next 
line  of  my  review,  and  you  will  find 
me  connecting  his  contemplated  dif- 
ference of  style,  with  a  perfect  con- 
formity in  principle,  more  particu- 
larly in  reference  to  the  institutions 
of  foreign  countries,  the  principal 
subject  of  alleged  distinction.  My 
admission,  far  from  being  inconsist- 
ent with  any  argument  which  I  have 
used,  is  itself,  in  a  new  form,  my  fa- 
vourite position. 

We  return  to  the  famous  Circular. 
I  am  accused  of  "  unfairly"  omitting 
those  of  Mr  Stapleton's  criticisms, 
which  are  in  commendation  of  this 
state  paper ;  and  he  gives  the  pass- 
age at  length.  After  censuring  Lord 
Castlereagh  for  his  tardiness  in  re- 
monstrating against  the  objectionable 
principles  of  the  Allies,  and  for  avow- 
ing, that  if  those  principles  had  not 
been  forced  upon  his  notice  by  a 
written  communication,  he  would 
not  have  observed  upon  them,  Mr 
Stapleton  admits,  that  "the  answer, 
when  it  did  come,  was  in  some  re- 
spects worthy  of  a  British  minister, 
since  it  condemned,  in  strong  and  ener- 
getic language,  the  most  preposterous 
of  the  doctrines  of  the  Alliance  ;"  and 
then  again,  resuming  the  tone  of 
censure,  he  imputes  insincerity  to 
the  opinions  tardily  promulgated, 
and  blames  the  "  saving  clause  of 
justification  for  Austria." 

If  there  be — which  I  indignantly 
deny — unfairness  in  my  citations, 
it  consists  rather  in  the  suppression 
of  certain  expressions  of  censure, 
than  in  the  omission  of  those  few 
words  of  slight  commendation  which 
a  curious  enquirer  may  discover  in 
this  criminatory  passage. 

The  Letter-writer  shares  with 
Mr  Stapleton  a  misconception  of  the 
occasion  and  object  of  the  Naples 
Circular,  and  of  one  of  its  particular 
expressions,  to  which,  as  I  noticed 
it  but  briefly  in  the  Review,))  I  will 
now  again  advert. 

The  Circular  of  the  three  allied 
courts  from  Troppau,1T  after  men- 
tioning the  revolution  at  Naples,  its 


*  March  2,  1821.     Pad.  Deb.  iv.  1064.  f  New  Monthly  Mag.  p.  35. 

\  Foreign  Quarterly  Review,  xvi.  405,  6.  §  Ibid,  xvi.  398,  9. 

||  Ibid,  xvi,  \  Dec.  8, 1820,    Ann,  Reg.  for  1820,  vol.  ii.  p.  735, 


1832.] 


Lord  Castlereagh  and  Mr  Canning. 


dangerous  example  to  legitimate  go- 
vernments, its  inconsistency  with  the 
existing  compact  between  European 
states,  the  right  and  necessity  of  in- 
terfering by  joint  measures  of  pre- 
caution, the  invitation  of  the  King  of 
the  two  Sicilies  to  Laybach,  and 
their  resolution  not  to  recognise  go- 
vernments which  had  been  produ- 
ced by  open  rebellion,  proceeded 
thus : — "  France  and  England  have 
been  invited  to  participate  in  this 
step,  and  it  is  to  be  expected  that 
they  will  not  refuse  their  concur- 
rence, as  the  principles  on  which  the 
invitation  is  founded  are  perfectly 
conformable  to  the  treaties  which 
they  have  formerly  signed,  and  be- 
sides, offer  a  pledge  of  the  most  just 
and  peaceable  sentiments." 

England  had  hitherto  taken  no  part; 
she  had  been  perfectly  neutral,*  nei- 
ther doing  nor  saying  any  thing  upon 
the  subject,  except  that  she  would  be 
neutral ;  but  not  interrupting  her  re- 
lations with  revolutionized  Naples. 
When  the  Allies  not  only  promul- 
gated doctrines,  with  respect  to  in- 
terference for  the  suppression  of  a 
revolt,  to  which  England  could  not 
assent,  but  expressed  a  confidence 
that  she  would  participate  in  these 
measures  of  interference,  as  to  Na- 
ples, because  her  treaties  bound  her 
to  interfere,  it  became  necessary  to 
publish  formally,  and  in  the  face  of 
the  world,  the  dissent  which  we  had 
alwayst  expressed  in  diplomatic  in- 
tercourse, from  these  objectionable 
doctrines,  and  from  the  construction 
put  upon  our  treaties.  Moreover, 
as  the  right  of  interference  was  stated 
generally,  and  might,  therefore,  by 
possibility  be  applied  to  any  political 
change  which  might  occur  in  this 
country,  it  was  thought  necessary  to 
remind  the  Allies,  and  his  Majes- 
ty's Ministers  abroad,  that  in  no  case 
would  any  such  interference  be  ad- 
mitted by  England^  herself,  and  she, 
therefore,  could  not  enforce  it  upon 
others.  "  The  system  of  measures 
proposed,  if  reciprocally  acted  upon, 


525 

would  be  in  direct  repugnance  to  the 
fundamental  laws  of  this  country.'* 

The  necessity  for  denouncing  the 
principles  asserted,  arose  only  when, 
they  were  stated  generally,  and  as 
principles  which  England  had  pro- 
mised to  enforce.  The  misconcep- 
tion consists  in  supposing  that  the 
doctrines  of  Troppau  were  in  them- 
selves repugnant  to  our  laws.  As  be- 
tween Austria,  Russia,  and  Naples, 
the  doctrine,  however  preposterous, 
could  not  be  in  any  way  affected  by 
our  internal  constitution. 

Our  remonstrance,  therefore,  was 
made,  so  soon  as  the  occasion  re- 
quired it. 

The  Letter -writer,  who  well 
knows  that  Mr  Canning's  approba- 
tion was  applied  to  this  particular 
paper,  finds  himself  in  a  difficulty 
when  he  attempts  to  reconcile  Mr 
Stapleton's  criticisms  upon  it  with 
Mr  Canning's  unqualified  concur- 
rence. His  mode  of  extrication  is 
ingenious.  Mr  Canning,  he  admits, 
praised  "  the  rule  and  its  exceptions" 
and  so  does  Mr  Stapleton ;  but  Mr, 
Stapleton  agrees  with  Mr  Canning 
in  his  commendation  of  the  rule  and 
its  exceptions,  but  condemns  the 
particular  application  which  in  the 
Circular  is  made  of  these  exceptions. 

He  blames  it,  for  that  "  it  volun- 
teers to  admit  that  the  position  of 
Austria  with  respect  to  Naples  came 
within  the  exception,  and  justified 
a  forcible  interference."  Thus,  ac- 
cording to  Mr  Stapleton  and  his 
friend,  the  dispatch,  it  would  seem, 
addressed  to  Naples,  is  an  admirable 
paper,  full  of  just  principles,  quali- 
fied with  exact  propriety ;  and  only 
wrong  when  it  treats  of  Naples,  and 
of  the  events  which  had  occasioned 
its  issue  ! 

And  to  this  paper,  Mr  Canning — 
precise  as  he  was  in  notions  and  in 
language,  accustomed  to  an  almost 
excessive  nicety  of  distinction  — 
twice  appealed  publicly  as  his  poli- 
tical creed,  and  "clung  with  fond 
pertinacity !" 


*  See  Lord  Liverpool's  speeches,  19th  Feb.  and  2d  March,  and  Lord  Castlereagh's 
of  21st  Feb.  and  20th  March,  1821.  Parl.  Deb.  iv.  760,  1063,  865,  and  1355. 

f  See  Lord  Liverpool's  speech,  iv.  761  ;  Lord  Castlereagh's  speech,  p.  871  ;  and 
the  Circular  itself. 

t  See  Lord  Castlereagh's  speech  of  21st  March,  1821.     Parl.  Deb.  iv.  869. 


S-26  Lord  CastlereagJi  and  Mr  Canning. 

This  is  absolutely  incredible.  Now 


[March, 


here,  as  throughout  the  book,  the 
error  lies  in  misrepresenting  not  Mi- 
Canning,  but  Lord  Castlereagh. 

That  Minister  did  not  justify  the 
forcible  interference  of  Austria. 
Upon  the  strictest  principle  of  neu- 
trality, he  admitted  that  either  party 
might  be  right,  but  declined  giving 
an  opinion  upon  the  question.* 

Now,  it  may  be  true — I  greatly 
doubt  it,  but  I  might  admit  it  with- 
out any  injury  to  my  argument — that 
Mr  Canning  had,  in  1823,  a  more  de- 
cided opinion  against  Austria,  than 
Lord  Castlereagh  had  in  1821. 

Nothing  could  have  been  more  en- 
tirely contrary  to  Mr  Canning's 
diplomacy,  than  to  promulgate  that 
opinion,  unless  he  was  prepared  to 
enforce  it  by  war.  In  this  he  was 
not  prepared  ;  and  could,  therefore, 
with  perfect  consistency,  approve  of 
the  whole  paper,  even  though  he  did 
not  concur,  in  every  sentiment,  with 
its  composer. 

But,  it  has  happened,  strangely 
enough,  and  may  at  least  serve  to 
shew  that  if  I  am  guilty  of  omis- 
sions, they  are  not  all  on  one  side, 
that  I  omitted  all  mention  of  the 
speech  in  which  Mr  Canning,  then 
disconnected  with  the  Government, 
gave  his  opinion  of  this  celebrated 
document.  The  immediate  subject 
of  debate  was  the  instructions  given 
to  Sir  William  A' Court,  to  protect 
the  royal  family  of  Naples.f  In 
taking  his  share  of  the  responsibility 
attaching  to  his  deviation  from  the 
rule  of  non-interference,  Mr  Canning 
said,  "  at  that  period  he  entirely 
agreed  with  his  colleagues,  that  the 
principle  to  be  acted  upon  was  one 


of  entire  and  strict  neutrality, — neu- 
trality not  in  word  only,  but  in  deed." 
And  after  justifying  the  exception, 
he  added,  "  with  this  simple  excep- 
tion, it  was  the  opinion  of  his  Majes- 
ty's Government  when  he  was  a 
member  of  it,  and  he  had  no  doubt 
that  that  opinion  remained  unchan- 
ged— that  a  perfect  neutrality  should 
be  preserved, — an  entire  absence  from 
any  participation  in  the  policy  or 
councils  of  the  Allies."  He  then 
charged  Sir  Robert  Wilson  (the  mo- 
ver) with  a  desire  for  war;  and  gave 
his  own  opinion  for  peace.  "  He  saw 
that  the  principles  of  liberty  were  in 
operation,  and  should  be  one  of  the 
last  persons  who  would  attempt  to 
restrain  them,  but  there  was  a  differ- 
ence between  excusing  an  action 
when  done,  and  using  such  means  as 
should  incite  to  that  action."  He 
reprobated  the  complacency  with 
which  the  murder  of  Charles  the 
First  had  been  contemplated;  and 
proceeded  thus : — "  In  stating  once 
more  that  he  was  the  advocate  of  an 
unqualified  neutrality,  he  should  ad- 
vert for  a  moment  to  another  course 
which  had  been  hinted  at.  It  was 
said  that  there  were  means  by  which 
this  country  might  aid  the  Neapoli- 
tans, without  committing  itself  to  the 
issue  of  their  struggle ;  that  it  might 
at  least  give  the  sanction  of  their  opi- 
nion to  the  cause  of  freedom.  Now 
it  was  upon  that  point  more  than 
any  other,  that  he  was  at  issue  with 
the  gentleman  opposite.  If  it  was  right 
that  with  a  view  to  favour  the  pro- 
gress of  liberty,  we  should  declare 
our  alliances  broken,  and  make  war 
against  those  who  are  now  called  the 
oppressors  of  the  earth,  in  God's 


*  "  With  respect  to  the  particular  case  of  Naples,  the  British  Government,  at 
the  very  earliest  moment,  did  not  hesitate  to  express  their  strong  disapprobation  of 
the  mode  and  circumstances  under  which  that  revolution  was  understood  to  have 
heen  effected  ;  but  they,  at  the  same  time,  expressly  declared  to  the  several  Allied 
Courts  that  they  should  not  consider  themselves,  as  either  called  upon,  or  justified,  to 
advise  an  interference  on  the  part  of  this  country  ;  they  fully  admitted,  however,  that 
the  other  European  States,  and  especially  Austria  and  the  Italian  powers,  might  feel 
themselves  differently  circumstanced  ;  arid  they  professed  that  it  was  not  their  purpose 
to  prejudge  the  question  as  it  might  affect  them,  or  to  interfere  with  the  course  which 
such  States  might  think  fit  to  adopt,  with  a  view  to  their  own  security,  provided  only 
that  they  were  able  to  give  any  reasonable  assurance  that  their  views  were  not  di- 
rected to  purposes  of  aggrandizement,  subversive  of  the  territorial  system  of  Europe, 
as  established  by  the  late  treaties."— See  Circular  of  19th  Jan.  1821.  Parl.  Deb.  iv. 
284. 

f  See  Ann.  Reg.  .1820.  Ft.  2.  p.  745-6.  In  my  Review,  xvi,  the  date  of  1813  is 
inadvertently  given  for  1821. 


1832.] 


Lord  Castlereagh  and  Mr  Canning. 


527 


name  let  that  course  be  decidedly 
taken."  And  then  he  described  the 
House  sitting  "  day  after  day,  and 
night  after  night,"  &c.  "  Of  all  modes 
of  support  which  England  could  ex- 
tend to  other  countries,  a  construc- 
tive support  was  the  most  unfair  *  * 
*  #  *  Was  it  not  romantic  to 
talk  of  embarking  the  country,  not 
on  account  of  duty,  alliance,  or  obli- 
gation, but  merely  as  matter  of  sym- 
pathy and  feeling,  in  a  war  in  which 
she  had  neither  interest  nor  concern  ? 

*  *  #  The  House  had  been 
told  that  we  had  arrived  at  a  great 
crisis,  in  which  the  monarchical  and 
the  democratical  opinions  were  at 
war  throughout  the  world,  and  that 
England  must  make  up  her  mind 
which  side  she  would  espouse.  We 
were  called  upon  to  espouse  '  the 
new  opinions,'  as  Queen  Elizabeth, 
(the  heroine  of  Sir  James  Mackintosh) 
had  been  supposed  to  have  espoused 
those  of  the  Reformation.  But  he 
denied  that  '  she  plunged  into  wars 
of  which  she  could  see  no  end.'  No. 
Rapin  said  that  she  followed  those 
wars  *  as  long  as  they  served  her  own 
interest.' "  The  remainder  of  this  in- 
teresting speech  consisted  of  reiter- 
ated deprecation  of  war  and  inter- 
ference. 

If  I  had  truly  been  arguing  for  vic- 
tory rather  than  for  truth,  it  would 
have  been  politic  to  keep  back  this 
memorable  speech,  for  the  purpose 
of  a  triumphant  reply.  But  I  use  it 
for  sober  truth.  It  furnishes  evidence, 
stronger,  if  possible,  than  that  which 
I  had  before,  of  every  one  of  my  po- 
sitions. 

Here  is  a  speech,  delivered  by  Mr 
Canning  out  of  office,  explaining  and 
defending  the  foreign  policy  of  the 
Lords  Liverpool  and  Castlereagh; 
enouncing  the  same  doctrines,  and 
displaying  the  same  illustrations,  as 
those  which  he  afterwards  adopted, 
in  explaining  his  own  policy;  and 
treating,  with  mingled  contempt  and 
indignation,  those  notions  of  chival- 
rous patronapo  of  European  liberty, 


which  have  since  been  imputed  to 
him. 

I  have  not  entered  upon  the  ques- 
tion-between the  Duke  of  Wellington 
and  Mr  Canning's  representatives,  as 
to  the  "  moral  support""  to  be  given 
to  the  Constitutionalists  in  Portugal. 
But  I  would  recommend  to  those 
who  have  invented  this  novel  term 
in  diplomacy,  a  perusal  of  the  speech 
of  March  1821. 

It  is  now  with  more  confidence 
than  ever  that  I  repeat,  that  "  Mr 
Canning  came  into  office  with  a  de- 
cided and  unequivocal  recognition 
of  Lord  Castlereagh's  policy,  as  the 
principle  of  his  own  administra- 
tion." * 

I  now  come  to  South  America.  I 
had  shewn  that  Lord  Castlereagh, 
in  July  1822,  had  warned  the  go- 
vernment of  Spain,  of  our  eventual 
recognition  of  the  revolted  pro- 
vinces ;f  and  that  thenceforward 
there  was  only  a  question  of  time. 
Lord  Castlereagh  died  in  August 
1822. 

The  writer  in  the  New  Monthly  ob- 
serves, that  Lord  Castlereagh's  notice 
was  given  when  there  was  a  Constitu- 
tional Government  in  Spain,  and  that 
after  the  more  absolute  government 
was  restored;  and  "in  consequence  of 
this  change,  the  question  became 
one  on  which  the  two  parties  in  the 
Cabinet  maintained  a  severe  strug- 
gle for  the  mastery,  and  that  on  its 
decision  the  Holy  Alliance  and  its 
agents  well  knew  that  the  nature  of 
their  intercourse  with  the  British 
government  depended.''^ 

So  far  as  Lord  Castlereagh  is  con- 
cerned, the  whole  force  of  this  state- 
ment rests  upon  this  assumption; 
that  Lord  Castlereagh  would  not 
have  given  the  warning  except  to  the 
Constitutional  Government,  and  that 
if  he  had  lived  to  see  the  restoration 
of  the  old  Government,  he  would 
have  retracted  it.  As  this  assump- 
tion is  perfectly  gratuitous,  I  only 
say,  that  I  see  no  reason  for  belie- 
ving it  to  be  justifiable. 


*  The  writer  in  the  New  Monthly  says  that  it  is  nonsense  "  to  recognise  a  course 
of  '  policy'  as  a  principle  of  action."  If,  in  forty  pages  of  close  writing,  I  have  fallen 
into  one  error  in  language,  I  am  sorry  for  it.  The  language,  however,  is  unambigu- 
ous, and  perfectly  intelligible ;  and  I  believe  it  to  be  quite  correct.  Perhaps  it  might 
have  been  a  little  better  to  say,  "  a  recognition  in  Lord  Castlereagh's  policy  of  the  prin*- 
ciple  of  his  own  administration." 

t  Foreign  Quarterly  Review,  xvi.  \  New  Monthly  Magazine,  p.  37. 


5*28 


Lord  Castlereagh  and  Mr  Canning. 


[March, 


The  letter  ascribes  to  me  a  more 
intimate  knowledge  of  the  proceed- 
ings of  the  Cabinet  than  I  have  pos- 
sessed or  assumed ;  but  the  follow- 
ing passage  will  shew  that  I  was  not 
altogether  ignorant  of  the  disputes 
to  which  he  refers,  and  that  although 
not  bearing  directly  upon  the  point 
which  I  was  discussing,  I  thought  it 
fair  to  refer  to  them.  "  It  is  certain, 
that,  not  between  Mr  Canning  and 
Lord  Castlereagh,  who  died  in  Au- 
gust 1 822,  but  between  Mr  Canning 
and  other  members  of  the  Cabinet, 
there  was  a  difference  of  opinion  as 
to  the  period  of  recognition ;  there 
is  much  reason  for  believing  that 
the  indisposition  of  those  Ministers, 
which  produced  no  inconsiderable 
asperity  of  feeling,  was,  in  part,  oc- 
casioned by  the  objections  made  to 
the  recognition,  by  some  of  our  con- 
tinental allies,  as  tending  to  counte- 
nance revolt.  But  it  was  only  a 
question  of  time ;  the  principle  was 
the  same,  and  must  have  operated 
sooner  or  later."  *  I  have  also  said, 
that  "  the  recognition  was  unques- 
tionably accelerated  by  the  exertions 
of  Mr  Canning;  and  that  whatever 
merit  belongs  to  the  acknowledg- 
ment of  these  provinces,  at  the  mo- 
ment at  which  it  occurred,  may  very 
fairly  be  claimed  by  Mr  Canning." 

Is  there  here  any  unfair  suppres- 
sion ? 

My  observations  with  respect  to 
Portugal  are  said  "  to  labour  under 
the  same  error  which  has  been  al- 
ready pointed  out.  It  is  evidently 
thought  all-sufficient  to  establish  con- 
formity in  principle  between  the  two 
Ministers,  to  shew  that  Mr  Canning, 
in  his  dealings  with  Portugal,  adhe- 
red to  the  non-interference  principle 
— a  position  which  Mr  Stapleton,  so 
far  from  denying,  proves  to  be  strict- 
ly true."f 

The  reader  of  my  Review  will 
readily  perceive,  that  in  my  narrative 
of  Mr  Canning's  proceedings  with 
respect  to  Portugal,  I  do  not  contro- 
vert the  statements  or  opinions  of 
Mr  Stapleton ;  and  "  the  same  error" 
is  apparent  here,  as  in  other  parts  of 
the  letter,  in  supposing  that  my  arti- 
cle was  solely  or  principally  a  review 
of  "  the  political  life."  I  wished  to 
mention  all  the  leading  passages  of 


Mr  Canning's  administration,  for 
which  I  had  the  materials,  in  order 
to  shew,  that  in  none  of  his  measures 
or  declarations  could  the  evidence 
be  found,  of  that  emancipation  of 
Europe  from  the  trammels  of  despot- 
ism, which  self-interest  and  igno- 
rance had  ascribed  to  him.  The  po- 
sition which  I  controvert  is  always 
this, — "  that  England  under  Lord 
Castlereagh  was  a  party  assisting,  if 
not  contracting,  to  a  league  of  sove- 
reigns for  the  repression  of  liberal 
and  popular  institutions,  under  the 
name  of  the  Holy  Alliance ;  and  that 
Mr  Canning  disconnected  England 
from  this  alliance,  and  gave  her  pow~ 
erful  support  to  the  cause  of  liberty  in 
Europe." 

The  next  attack  is  upon  the  con- 
sistency of  my  statements.  "  In  page 
408,  it  is  asserted  that '  the  political 
opponents  of  Mr  Canning,  afterwards 
so  forward  in  maintaining,  perhaps 
in  originating,  for  purposes  of  their 
own,  the  notion  of  a  difference,  saw 
none  in  the  negotiations  with  France 
and  Spain  in  1822.'  And  then,  three 
lines  after,  we  find,  '  It  is  true,  that 
even  at  this  early  period,  they  (Mr 
Canning's  opponents)  attempted  to 
make  a  distinction  between  Mr  Can- 
ning and  his  less  liberal  associates.'  " 

If  the  whole  passage  had  been 
given,  its  meaning  and  consistency 
would  have  been  apparent ;  it  might 
even  have  been  enough,  if  the  word 
attempted  had  been  printed  in  italics ; 
but  let  the  passage  be  read  only  a 
few  lines  farther.  "  They  applauded 
the  warmth  with  which  he  breathed 
his  wishes  for  the  success  of  Spain, 
and  the  liberality  of  what  he  said  of 
the  cause  of  Spanish  freedom ;  but 
they  argued  that  in  what  he  didt  he 
imitated  his  predecessor." 

All  this  is  strictly  true,  perfectly 
consistent,  and  strikingly  illustrative 
of  the  nature  of  the  difference  be- 
tween Lord  Castlereagh  and  Mr  Can- 
ning. I  have  never  denied  that  there 
might  be  some  difference  of  senti- 
ment, and  consequently,  of  expres- 
sion, with  respect  to  the  continental 
proceedings  themselves;  my  position 
is,  that  there  was  no  difference  as  to 
the  conduct  of  England. 

And  I  must  again  remind  the  read- 
er, that  the  "  irreconcilable  variance  of 


*  Foreign  Quarterly  Review,  xvi.  412. 


f  P.  37. 


1832.] 

opinion"  between  England  and  the 
Allies,  on  the  doctrine  of  interfe- 
rence, existed,  and  was  declared  by 
Lord  Castlereagh,  in  1820.* 

The  next  head  of  attack  furnishes, 
without  any  exception,  the  most  out- 
rageous instance  of  word-catching 
which  I  remember  to  have  seen  :  if 
I  were  as  fond  of  crimination  as  my 
commentator  is,  I  might  say, — of  wil- 
ful and  disingenuous  misrepresenta- 
tion. 

In  two  rather  long  passages,  I  had 
criticised  a  somewhat  flighty  passage, 
attributing  to  Mr  Canning  the  con- 
ception and  execution  of  a  vast 
scheme  for  "soothing  the  exaspera- 
ted feelings"  of  some  unknown 
people,  and  advancing  the  cause  of 
liberty  in  countries  undescribed.  I 
denied  that  Mr  Canning  indulged  in 
these  speculations,  and  observed, 
that  if  he  had  so  speculated,  "he 
must  have  been  woefully  disappoint- 
ed ;"  I  complained  of  the  omission 
to  name  the  countries  in  which  these 
mighty  works  were  done;  and  ob- 
served, that  "  the  dispersion  of  the 
danger  to  arise  from  the  corifliction 
of  discordant  principles,  or  the  col- 
lision of  two  parties,  was  a  legitimate 
object,  in  no  way  inconsistent  with  the 
policy  of  Lord  Castlereagh.  It  is,"  I 
said,  "an  English  object,  verydifferent 
from  that  of  supporting  the  popular 
cause  from  a  mere  hatred  of  despot- 
ism. It  was,  moreover,  an  object 
avowed  by  Mr  Canning,  at  the  out- 
set of  his  administration, — To  restore 
or  maintain  England's  influence  in 
Europe.  To  promote  the  interests  of 
his  own  country,  were  no  doubt  also 
parts  of  Mr  Canning's  policy  which 
it  was  scarcely  necessary  to  set  forth 
as  peculiarly  his." 

The  whole  object  of  the  first  ar- 
ticle, (in  No.  XV.,)  and  a  great  part 
of  the  second,  (in  No.  XVI.,)  were 
employed  in  proving  that  Lord  Cas- 
tlereagh maintained  the  honour  of 
England ;  but,  because,  in  the  pas- 
sage cited,  in  mentioning  it  as  the 
object  equally  of  Lord  Castlereagh 
and  Mr  Canning,  to  preserve  and 
strengthen  England's  influence,  I 
coupled  the  word  "  restore"  with 


Lord  Castlereagh  and  Mr  Canning. 


520 


"  maintain,"  I  am  told  that  I  have 
no  right  to  deny,  that  Mr  Canning 
retrieved  the  honour  of  his  country  ! 
I  might  observe,  that  not  a  word 
concerning  honour,  lost  or  retrieved, 
is  to  be  found  in  the  passage  trium- 
phantly quoted.  But  it  is  more  im- 
portant to  remind  the  reader  of  the 
whole  context,  which  clearly  shews 
the  object  to  be  the  assertion  and 
commendation  of  the  common  policy 
of  the  two  Ministers. 

One  only  point  of  controversy  re- 
mains. It  is  observed,  that  Lord 
Castlereagh,  in  the  circular  of  1821, 
expressed  a  hope  that  the  difference 
of  sentiment  between  England  and 
her  Allies,  would  make  no  alteration 
in  the  harmony  of  the  alliance ; 
"  Mr  Canning,  when  adverting  to  a 
similar  difference  of  principle,  ob- 
served that  he  would  persevere  in 
refusing,  *  even  though  a  dissolution 
of  the  alliance  should  be  the  conse- 
quence of  his  refusal.'  "f 

It  is  asked,  whether  I  choose  to 
call  this  a  variation  in  mode  only.  I 
answer,  certainly  yes;  nor  could  I 
find  a  more  striking  illustration  of 
my  "favourite"  position.  In  both 
cases,  the  English  Minister  was  in- 
vited to  take  a  measure  inconsistent 
with  his  sense  of  the  duty  and  inter- 
est of  England ;  in  both,  the  Minister 
refused  :  nor  is  there  the  slightest 
ground  for  believing  that  the  one 
would  not  have  been  quite  as  stead- 
fast in  his  refusal  as  the  other.  But 
the  one,  habituated  to  a  very  courte- 
ous diplomacy,  and  treating  with  as- 
sociates and  friends,  accompanied  his 
refusal  with  soft  words  of  regret,  and 
hope  that  there  might  be  no  less  of 
friendship  between  them.  The  other 
goes  at  once  to  the  point,  to  which, 
notwithstanding  all  his  courtesies, 
the  first  must  have  come  at  last,  if 
resisted  ;  and  declares  peremptorily 
and  sternly,  I  will  rather  quarrel  with 
you  than  acquiesce  in  your  demand. 
Every  man  will  prefer" the  one  style 
or  the  other  according  to  his  own 
feeling  and  temper ;  but  the  results 
are  similar. 

I  have  now  examined,  I  believe, 
every  one  of  the  observations  of  the 


*    See  Foreign  Quarterly  Review,  xv.  56-7,  and  xvi.  416-17. 

f  New  Monthly,  p.  37.  I  do  not  know  whence  this  quotation  is  made.-**"!  have 
no  reason  to  doubt  its  accuracy :  but  quotation  without  reference  is  not  quTte  fair, 
since  the  context  often  varies  the  sense  altogether. 


530 

Letter- wri  ter,  affecting  the  statements 
or  arguments  of  my  two  reviews;  and 
I  trust  that  the  main  positions  which 
I  have  maintained  remain  unshaken. 

Not  one  of  these  positions  is  un- 
favourable to  Mr  Canning,  of  whom 
my  commentator  styles  himself  the 
friend.  I  have  denied  to  him  no 
praise,  except  such  as  involved  either 
a  censure  upon  his  predecessor  or  a 
deviation  from  his  own  recorded 
principles. 

The  object  of  my  reviews  was,  to 
defend  all  Ministers,  from  Mr  Pitt  to 
Mr  Canning  inclusive,  from  the  at- 
tacks of  Whigs  and  Republicans ;  to 
defend  Lord  Castlereagh  in  particu- 
lar against  the  additional  hostility  of 
Mr  Canning's  exclusive  friends ;  and 
to  display  Mr  Canning  as  the  steady 
and  consistent  friend  of  Conservative 
principles  at  home,  and  the  upholder 
of  English  interests,  and  those  alone, 
in  foreign  countries. 

The  defence  of  Lord  Castlereagh 
necessarily  occupied  a  great  share  of 
my  work;  because  Whigs,  Repub- 
licans, and  the  exclusive  Canningites, 
all  joined  against  him.  I  know  not, 
that  in  conducting  this  defence,  I 
have  said  one  word  derogatory  to 
Mr  Canning.  If  any  such  can  be 
found,  I  apologise  for  it  to  his  widow, 
not  to  his  present  champion. 

I  had  nearly  finished  my  observa- 
tions on  the  New  Monthly,  when  I 
met  with  an  attack  upon  the  same 
reviews,  in  a  new  and  rival  publica- 
tion—the Metropolitan.*  Will  you 
allow  me  to  make  your  Magazine  the 
channel  of  my  answer  to  this  gentle- 
man also  ? 

It  is  not  for  me  to  account  for  the 
adoption  of  my  articles  by  the  Editor 
of  the  Foreign  Quarterly  Review.  I 
suspect  that,  in  the  "  fair  and  en- 
lightened spirit"  which  is  justly  as- 
cribed to  him,  he  saw  the  propriety 
of  discussing  the  questions  which  I 
raised,  and  judged  that  I  treated  them 
fairly.  Our  acquaintance  began  with 
these  articles ;  I  trust,  in  spite  of  the 
Metropolitan,  that  it  will  not  end 
with  them. 

Much  of  what  I  would  say  on  the 
accusation  of  depreciating  Mr  Can- 
ning, has  been  anticipated. 

The  present  writer  charges  me 
with  "  denying  the  merit  of  Mr  Can- 


Lord  Castlereagh  and  Mr  Canning. 


[March, 


ning  as  to  those  points  on  which  his 
fame  has  been  heretofore  supposed 
to  rest  with  the  greatest  security." 
It  is  assumed,  that  what  I  deny  to 
Mr  Canning  is  unquestionably  meri- 
torious. In  my  opinion,  which  may 
be  erroneous,  but  which  is  as  much 
entitled  to  respect  ak  those  of  my 
opponents,  that  from  which  I  vindi- 
cate this  eminent  statesman,  is  in- 
consistency, impolicy,  and  impru- 
dence. I  say  that  he  pursued  the  in- 
terests of  England  ;  the  supposition, 
backed,  if  you  please,  by  "  the  pub- 
lic voice  of  Europe,"  represents  him 
as  having  madly  intended,  and  in 
contradiction  to  his  sentiments  re- 
peatedly promulgated,  to  engageEng- 
land  in  the  private  quarrels  of  every 
European  state. 

It  is  difficult  to  answer  accusations 
so  desultory  and  so  vague  as  those 
of  the  Metropolitan.  Mr  Stapleton 
had  said,  that  Mr  Canning  was  of 
opinion  that  we  ought  not  to  have  a 
minister  at  Verona.  Without  dispu- 
ting the  accuracy  of  the  statement,  I 
thought  it  fair  and  "  satisfactory"  to 
inform  the  reader,  on  Mr  Canning's 
authority,  that  the  minister  who  was 
there,  did  nothing  to  lower  the  cha- 
racter of  England.  For  this  I  am 
once  more  reminded  of  the  "  large 
and  statesmanlike"  question  which 
I  had  before  me,  and  reproached 
with  "  narrowness,"  because,  in  the 
course  of  a  large  discussion,  I  men- 
tioned a  small  point.  If  I  had  turn- 
ed the  great  question  upon  this  small 
point,  I  might  have  been  justly  re- 
proved; but  I  did  no  such  thing. 
However,  I  gave  an  opportunity  to 
this  gentleman,  as  to  his  coadjutor, 
to  talk  of  greatness,  and  express  con- 
tempt for  narrow  intellects ! 

Then  come  "  weakness  of  argu- 
ment, want  of  accurate  knowledge, 
sophistry  !"  I  only  wish  that  this 
writer  had  accommodated  his  style 
to  my  narrow  understanding,  and 
had  condescended  to  point  out  the 
instances  on  which  he  grounds  these 
serious  imputations,  and  had  "  set 
me  right"  as  to  some  of  "  the  facts" 
which  I  am  said  to  misrepresent. 

I  scarcely  know  whether  seriously 
to  advert  to  the  passage  following, 
not  being  quite  certain  whether  it  be 
lively  wit  or  dull  error.  In  the  New 


•No.  IX.  p.  18. 


1832.] 


Lord  Castlereayh  and  Mr  Canning. 


Monthly,  I  am  represented  as  an 
hackneyed  politician ;  the  Metropoli- 
tan fancies,  or  pretends  to  fancy,  me 
a  youth  just  rising  into  fame.  I  fear 
that  I  must  admit  the  superior  cor- 
rectness of  the  New  Monthly  Maga- 
zine. 

But  the  most  whimsical  of  all  the 
accusations  now  follows.  I  presume 
that,  young  or  old,  I  have  pretty 
clearly  described  myself  as  a  Tory, 
and  yet  I  am  gravely  reproved  for 
putting  forward  the  well-known  op- 
position of  Mr  Canning  to  Parlia- 
mentary Reform,  and  for  mention- 
ing that  there  was  a  division  among 
the  Whigs  as  to  the  junction  with  Mi- 
Canning  in  1827.  It  is  "  inexcusable, 
to  excite  heart-burning  among  those 
who  have  rallied  round  the  reform 
question,  with  a  generous  oblivion 
of  the  past." 

Now  attend  to  the  true  state  of  the 
case.  In  my  narrative  of  the  pro- 
ceedings of  the  statesman  whose 
monarchical  principles  I  have  endea- 
voured to  exhibit,  in  the  consistency 
and  force  which  belong  to  them,  I  ne- 
cessarily mentioned,  to  the  immor- 
tal praise  of  his  sincerity  and  his  in- 
fluence, that  he  compelled  the  Whigs, 
who  eagerly  joined  him,  to  follow 
his  lead  on  the  great  question  of  re- 
form. Could  I  fairly  relate  this  fact, 
without  acknowledging  that  some  of 
the  leading  Whigs,  members  of  the 
present  Cabinet,  would  not  join  Mr 
Canning,  upon  these  terms  ?  I  can 
say,  with  truth,  that  I  had  no  such 
motive  as  that  which  is  imputed,  but 
I  should  not  have  been  ashamed  of 
it,  if  it  had  happened  to  occur  to  me. 

Why  I,  who  am  convinced  from 
the  bottom  of  my  soul,  as  Mr  Can- 
ning was  before  me,  that  "  reform" 
will  destroy  the  Monarchy  and  the 
Peerage,  should  hesitate  at  sowing 
dissensions  among  the  advocates  of 
that  measure,  or  at  exposing  the  in- 
consistency of  some  of  them,  it  is 
beyond  my  narrow  capacity  to  un- 
derstand ! 

The  allusion  to  the  military  pseu- 
do-historian^ is  also  too  mysterious 
for  my  intellect.  The  commander 
superseded,  is  now  one  of  the  new 
Whig  Peers,  very  high  in  the  army. 
Between  him  and  the  present  Marquis 
of  Londonderry,  there  was  not,  and 
could  not  be,  any  question  of  com- 
mand. 

One  more  explanation,  on  a  per- 


531 

sonal  matter.  The  anecdote  con- 
cerning the  "  complimentary  letter," 
was  related  upon  my  own  personal 
knowledge.  I  was  concerned  in  the 
"  observation ;"  and  the  letter  was 
shewn  to  me  by  Mr  Canning. 

Having  cleared  away,  so  far  as 
their  own  confusedness  permitted, 
the  preliminary  observations  of  this 
censorious  critic,  I  come  to  the  only 
point  on  which,  in  Scottish  phrase, 
he  condescends  upon  particulars. 
Here,  I  shall  treat  him  with  more 
candour  than  he  deserves. 

I  am  accused  of  two  errors,  evin- 
cing "  a  gross  ignorance  of  facts," 
with  respect  to  the  communication 
made  by  Mr  Canning  to  Mr  Rush, 
in  1823,  concerning  the  South  Ame- 
rican colonies  of  Spain.  First,  in  de- 
scribing that  communication  as  "pro- 
posing concerted  measures  for  the 
eventual  recognition;"  and  second- 
ly, in  stating  that  the  overture  fell  to 
the  ground  for  "  want  of  powers  in  the 
American."  The  recognition,  it  is 
said,  by  the  United  States,  had  al- 
ready taken  place;  what  Mr  Can- 
ning proposed  was,  "  to  resist  the 
Holy  Alliance,  in  certain  contingen- 
cies, by  arms." 

Now,  I  must  first  observe,  that  all 
that  I  have  said  as  to  this  overture  is 
taken  from  Mr  Stapleton.  I  intended 
to  relate  the  facts,  which  were  new 
to  me,  from  "  the  political  life." 

If  the  author  has  correctly  stated 
the  overture,  it  is  clear  that  Mr  Can- 
ning did  not  consider  the  recognition 
by  the  United  States  as  a  past  event. 
He  stated  "  the  question  of  recognition 
to  be  one  of  time,  and  of  circumstan- 
ces/' and  proposed  that  if  this  was  also 
the  view  of  the  American  Govern- 
ment, it  should  be  mutually  confided, 
and  declared.  And  I  am  enabl  ed  to  add 
that  Mr  Canning,  comparing  the  date 
of  his  subsequent  conference  with 
Prince  Polignac,  October  1823,  with 
the  speech  of  the  American  President 
in  the  December  following,  boasted, 
if  I  may  use  the  expression,  of  ha- 
ving anticipated  the  United  States. 

But,  on  re-perusing  the  communi- 
cation to  Mr  Rush,  I  perceive  that  I 
made  my  abstract  of  it  too  short;  and 
that  I  ought  to  have  mentioned,  fur- 
ther, its  5th  head,  "  that  England 
could  not  see  any  part  of  the  colonies 
transferred  to  any  other  power  with 
indifference."  I  freely  confess  that 
as  Mr  Stapleton  had  laid  no  stress 


532  Lord  Castlercagh 

upon  this,  and  it  was  not  followed  up, 
I  did  not  sufficiently  regard  it. 

The  endeavour  to  secure  the  co- 
operation of  thegreat  maritime  power 
of  the  other  hemisphere,  in  the  resist- 
ance to  any  attempt  that  might  be 
made  to  aggrandize  France  out  of  the 
Spanish  colonies,  was  a  commenda- 
ble instance  of  judicious  foresight. 
And  although  there  was  perhaps  at 
no  time  any  great  probability  of  the 
attempt  being  made  by  France — and 
Mr  Canning  very  soon  brought  her 
explicitly  to  disclaim  the  intention* 
—it  was  impossible  that  this  free  com- 
munication with  the  United  States 
should  not  greatly  conciliate  that 
jealous  government. 

Thus  far,  then,  I  admit  that  having 
mentioned  this  communication  at  all 
— though  not  bearing  in  any  way  upon 
my  discussion — I  should  have  done 
better  to  explain  it  more  fully. 

But  I  am  wrong,  too,  it  is  said,  in 
stating  that  the  matter  "  fell  to  the 
ground ;"  because,  says  the  Metropo- 
litan, it  occasioned  much  discussion 
in  America,  between  Mr  Monroe  and 
Mr  Jefferson,  and  indirectly  gave  rise 
to  letters  from  Mr  Brougham  to  Dr 
Parr,  and  so  forth  !  What  says  Mr 
Stapleton  ?  "  Mr  Canning  found  that 
in  the  delay  which  must  intervene 
before  Mr  Rush  could  procure  speci- 
fic powers,  the  progress  of  events 
might  have  rendered  any  such  pro- 
ceeding nugatory,  and  the  being  en- 
gaged in  a  communication  with  the 
United  States,  in  which  a  considera- 
ble time  would  have  been  consumed 
before  it  would  have  been  possible 
to  have  arrived  at  a  conclusive  un- 
derstanding with  them,  would  have 
embarrassed  any  other  mode  of  pro- 
claiming our  views,  which  circum- 
stances might  have  rendered  it  expe- 
dient to  adopt.  Mr  Canning  there- 
fore allowed  the  matter  to  drop."  If 
I  have  gone  too  far  in  assuming,  that 
a  matter  allowed  to  drop,  did  fall  to 
the  ground,  I  can  only  plead  that  I 
was  misled  by  a  certain  story  of  an 
apple. 

The  subsequent  remarks  of  the 
Metropolitan  upon  this  subject,  are 
chiefly  directed  against  Mr  Stapleton, 
who  is  accused  of  having  exposed  his 
patron  to  "  unmitigated  ridicule"  by 
his  alleged  misrepresentations.  Mr 


and  Mr  Canning. 


[March, 


Stapleton  is  well  able  to  defend  him- 
self, if  he  should  think  the  attack  for- 
midable. I  have  no  concern  but  with 
the  attacks  on  my  own  article.  I  had 
denied  that  "  the  recognition  placed 
England  in  any  different  position,  in 
respect  of  the  rest  of  Europe,  from 
that  in  which  she  stood  while  the 
Holy  Alliance  was  recent,  and  in  full 
force."  "  Here,"  says  the  Metropo- 
litan, "  is  only  once  more  the  strange 
misconception  as  to  the  real  causes 
of  Mr  Canning's  agency  in  this  mat- 
ter. The  recognition,  as  it  is  called, 
did  not  take  place  until  1825,  after 
the  Holy  Alliance  had  fallen  to  pieces. 
There  was  nothing  offensive  in  that 
act,  nor  was  any  principle  of  policy 
involved  in  it.  It  was  to  the  princi- 
ples acted  upon  in  1823  that  Mr  Can- 
ning himself  went  back,  and  to  which 
his  friends  must  look  in  seeking  to 
justify  his  lofty  pretensions."  Refer- 
ence is  then  made  to  the  famous  de- 
claration (made  in  1826)  as  to  "Spain 
and  the  Indies"  "  And  does  the  cri- 
tic in  the  Foreign  Quarterly  mean  to 
deny,  that  his  conduct  on  that  occa- 
sion placed  England  in  a  different  po- 
sition in  respect  of  the  rest  of  Europe, 
from  that  which  she  occupied  when 
enacting  a  busy  part  at  Congresses  ? 
What !  no  difference  when  she  tra- 
vels across  the  Atlantic  to  rear  up  a 
counter  alliance  against  those  very 
powers  by  whose  side  she  recently 
sat !" 

It  may  perhaps  be  the  opinion  of 
the  reader  that  all  this  new  specula- 
tion of  the  Metropolitan  is  not  worthy 
of  the  space  which  I  have  given  to  it ; 
still,  I  must  observe,  that  it  would 
destroy  all  the  argument  that  has 
been  raised  by  Mr  Stapleton  and  the 
writer  in  the  New  Monthly  upon  the 
difference  in  the  Cabinet  concerning 
the  recognition  in  1825;  and  all  the 
merit  which  has  been  allowed  to  Mr 
Canning  for  his  successful  struggle 
to  produce  that  recognition,  and  the 
great  result  ascribed  to  it. 

It  ascribes  that  merit  simply  and 
solely  to  the  communication  to  the 
American  minister,  about  which 
there  is  no  evidence  of  any  contro- 
versy in  the  Cabinet. 

It  places  Mr  Canning's  merit  upon 
a  transaction,  in  which,  it  is  clearly 
proved,  he  did  not  persevere ;  but  of 


Stapleton,  ii.  30.     Prince  Polignac's  Answer  to  Mr  Canning  in  October  1823. 


1832.] 


Lord  Castlereagh  and  Mr  Canning. 


which  he  accomplished  the  object  in 
another  mode. 

The  "  busy  part  enacted  at  Con- 
gresses" is  an  idle  word,  unless  it  be 
shewn,  which  is  impossible,  that  at 
these  Congresses  England  permitted 
any  thing  to  be  done,  or  participated 
in  any  thing,  injurious  to  the  interests 
of  England. 

And  now  a  few  words  upon  those 
angry  remarks,  which  the  Monthly 
Reviewer  has  directed  against  me. 

It  is  said  that  "  my  comments  are 
those  of  an  individual,  having  a  strong 
personal  interest  in  making  out  his 
case,  of  one  sensitively  anxious  that 
his  political  character  should  not  be 
deprived  of  the  semblance  of  con- 
sistency, in  consequence  of  his  having 
supported,  with  equal  energy,  Lord 
Castlereagh  and  Mr  Canning,  and 
the  Duke  of  Wellington."* 

I  know  not,  I  really  know  not,  whe- 
ther the  writer  of  this  passage  was 
aware  of  the  name  of  him  to  whom 
it  was  applied ;  but  since,  in  thirty 
years  of  occasional  engagement  in 
political  controversy,  I  never  wrote 
a  line  affecting  personal  conduct  or 
character,  of  which  I  concealed  the 
authorship  ;  since  I  have  unreserved- 
ly avowed  these  two  articles,  it  would 
be  as  inconsistent  as  it  would  be  use- 
less in  me  to  deny,  that  I  did,  in  sub- 
ordinate and  secondary  stations,  sup- 
port Lord  Castlereagh,  Mr  Canning, 
and  the  Duke  of  Wellington. 

I  was  in  office  before  Mr  Canning 
joined  Lord  Liverpool  'and  Lord 
Castlereagh  in  1816,  and  had  attach- 
ed myself,  more  by  my  own  deter- 
mination, than  by  any  overt  act,  pe- 
culiarly to  Lord  Castlereagh.  I  pre- 
sume that  the  "friend  of  Mr  Can- 
ning" has  no  quarrel  with  me,  for 
not  quitting  office,  when  the  power- 
ful co-operation  of  Mr  Canning  was 
given  to  the  government  which  other- 
wise remained  unchanged.  I  feel 
equally  confident  of  his  approbation, 
although  I  did  not  quit  office,  either 
-  when  Mr  Canning  resigned  on  the 
affair  of  the  Queen,  or  when  he  re- 
turned upon  the  death  of  Lord  Cas- 
tlereagh— occasions  upon  neither  of 
which  there  was  any  change  of  men, 
or  (as  even  he  has  admitted)  any 
avowed  change  of  measures. 

If  my  critic   thinks  that  it   will 


533 

strengthen  his  personal  argument, 
he  is  welcome  to  the  additional 
fact,  that  while  Mr  Canning  was  the 
colleague  of  Lord  Castlereagh,  I  had 
opportunities,  to  which  I  shall  al- 
ways look  back  with  pride  and  gra- 
tification, of  obtaining  a  liberal  share 
of  his  favour  and  his  confidence. 

And  as,  moreover,  I  had  voted  with 
him  in  every  division  on  the  Catho- 
lic Question,  throughout  the  admi- 
nistration of  Lord  Liverpool,  I  pre- 
sume that  I  may  stand  excused  for 
continuing  to  hold  office,  when  he 
formed  his  own  government  in  1827; 

It  is  indeed  not  very  obvious,  why 
the  names  of  Lord  Castlereagh  and  Mr 
Canning  are  brought  together  in  the 
charge  framed  against  me  for  sup- 
porting successive  Ministers.  Whe- 
ther the  accuser  knows  whom  he  ac- 
cuses, or  attacks  at  random, it  is  clear 
that  he  can  found  no  serious  charge 
of  inconsistency  upon  the  successive 
support  of  these  two  Ministers.  The 
most  sensitive  of  politicians  would 
not  have  resigned  on  account  of  a 
posthumous  controversy. 

The  real  offence  is,  the  support  of 
the  Duke  of  Wellington.  I  avow, 
that  when,  after  Mr  Canning's  death 
and  Lord  Goderich's  abdication,  the 
government  was  re-formed  under 
that  personage,  comprising  the  lead- 
ing friends  of  Lord  Castlereagh  and  of 
Mr  Canning  also,  I  did  not  volunteer 
a  resignation,  which,  while  it  would 
have  had  no  plausible  ground  in  any 
difference  of  opinion  with  the  new 
administration,  would  have  thrown 
me  among  Whigs,  from  whom  I  had 
differed  all  my  life. 

As  for  foreign  affairs,  if  I  had  been 
disposed  to  differ — which  I  was  not 
— from  the  Duke  of  Wellington,  I 
should  have  differed  also  from  him 
whom  Mr  Canning  selected  as  his 
successor  in  that  department. 

I  do  not  believe  that  on  any  one  of 
the  changes  hitherto  noticed,  a  sub- 
ordinate person  like  myself  could 
have  resigned,  without  making  him- 
self ridiculous — and,  I  fairly  own,  I 
never  thought  of  it. 

I  avow,  with  equal  plainness,  that 
I  did  not  resign  on  an  occasion  when 
retirement  would  have  had  more 
plausible  reasons,  the  resignation  of 
Mr  Huskisson  and  his  friends  in 


*  P. 


534  Lord  Castlereagh  and  Mr  Canning. 

1828  ;  there  is  no  occurrence  at 
which  I  feel  greater  reason  to  rejoice, 
than  the  resolution  not  to  follow 
these  gentlemen,  (to  whom  I  owed 
no  political  allegiance,)  when  they 
thought  proper  to  separate  them- 
selves from  the  Duke  of  Wellington 
and  Mr  Peel,  on  a  question,  where- 
upon Mr  Canning's  friends  adopted 
a  line,  assuredly  not  sanctioned  by 
his  authority. 

I  do  indeed  rejoice,  not  to  have 
placed  myself  in  the  situation  in 
which  I  might  have  been  exposed  to 
the  temptation  to  which  Lord  Pal- 
merston  and  Mr  Grant  have  yielded ; 
and  thus  to  have  become  the  asso- 
ciate and  partaker  with  those  "  who 

have  LET  LOOSE  AGAIN,  WITH  RASH 
HAND,  THE  ELEMENTS  OF  OUR  CONSTI- 
TUTION, AND  SET  THEM  ONCE  MORE 
TO  FIGHT  AGAINST  EACH  OTHER."* 

My  antagonist  has  now  my  whole 
history  ;  I  doubt  whether  he  will  find 
in  it  much  to  support  his  apprehen- 
sion, that  I  write  from  personal  con- 
siderations, and  that  I  "  argue  more 
for  victory  than  for  truth."  The  na- 
ture of  my  present  communication, 
occasioned  as  it  is  by  a  pretty  severe 
rebuke,  not  always  in  very  courteous 
language,  has  given  to  it,  I  fear,  more 
of  a  controversial  tone  than  is  con- 
sistent either  with  my  intention  or 
general  habits.  But  I  assert,  with 
much  confidence,  that  these  critics 
alone  have  traced  a  similar  fault 
among  the  many  which  are  doubtless 
to  be  found  in  the  Reviews. 

It  is,  it  seems,  another  of  my  faults, 
that  "  I  brag,  rather  ostentatiously,  of 
what  I  know."  The  ostentation,  I 
venture  to  say,  is  in  the  writer's  fe- 
vered imagination ;  but  I  will  explain 
the  meaning  of  the  expression,  se- 
veral times  repeated,  in  the  Reviews 
— "  We  know"  All  that  is  thus  men- 
tioned—all, I  believe,  without  ex- 
ception, is  derived  from  personal 


[March, 

communication  with  Mr  Canning 
himself;  the  style  of  a  review  hardly 
admitted  of  any  other  mode  of  men- 
tioning facts  introduced  on  the  au- 
thority of  an  individual. 

The  concluding  sentence  of  the 
letter  would  induce  me  to  believe 
that  the  writer  does  not  know  my 
name.  When  he  learns  it,  he  will 
know  that  the  expressions,  "  anger 
of  disappointment"  and  "  cavilling  of 
detraction,"  are  quite  thrown  away; 
and  that  I  am  as  good  a  friend  to  Mr 
Canning,  as  he  who  subscribes  him- 
self by  that  honourable  title.  I  trust 
that  my  relation  of  some  passages  of 
his  early  life,  and  my  sketch  of  his  poli- 
tical history,  illustrates  the  strength 
and  independence  of  his  character, 
and  the  conformity  of  his  policy  with 
the  principles  which  he  avowed.  I 
have  many  apologies  to  make  for  the 
mention  which  I  have  made  of  my 
own  concerns.  I  felt  compelled  to 
it,  by  the  insinuations  of  the  critics. 
Indeed  if  it  had  been  consistent  with 
my  feelings  to  shelter  myself  from 
such  attacks  by  preserving  an  anony> 
mous  character,  the  public  mention 
of  my  name,  as  the  author  of  these 
Reviews,  would  have  rendered  it 
impossible.  It  is  therefore  in  the  full 
assurance  that  I  have  not  written  a 
line  which  is  not  warranted  by  Mr 
Canning's  public  acts,  and  by  the  per- 
sonal communications  with  which  he 
frequently  honoured  me  ;  in  the  con- 
sciousness of  having  earnestly  la- 
boured to  defend  him  against  inter- 
ested misrepresentation,  and  injudi- 
cious praise,  and  in  the  confidence 
that  his  fame  will  riot  be  sullied  by 
an  association  with  the  less  brilliant, 
but  equally  admirable,  name  of  Cas- 
tlereagh,  that  1  subscribe  myself 
His  sincere  and  faithful  admirer, 
THOMAS  PEREGRINE  COURTENAY. 
London,  Feb.  16,  1832. 


Mr  Canning's  Speech  of  30th  April,  1823. 


1832.] 


The  Papal  Government. 


535 


THE  PAPAL  GOVERNMENT. 


THE  extraordinary  tumults  which 
have  lately  taken  place  in  the  Papal 
States,  the  not  less  extraordinary  in- 
fluence which  Austria  is  developing 
in  the  Papal  councils,  the  movements 
of  her  troops  for  the  evident  purpose 
of  making  that  influence  paramount, 
and  the  general  spirit  of  insurrection 
in  the  central  provinces  of  Italy,  na- 
turally turn  the  eyes  of  politicians  on 
the  Popedom. 

It  is  now  loudly  pronounced,  that 
the  temporal  dominion  of  the  Papacy 
is  on  the  eve  of  perishing, — that  her 
financial  weakness,  her  territorial 
exposure,  and  her  popular  discontent, 
render  recovery  impossible,  —  and 
that  the  European  world,  so  long 
agitated  with  fears  of  the  predomi- 
nance of  Popery,  may  now  abandon 
those  fears,  as  it  abandoned  the  fear 
of  ghosts  and  the  laws  against  witch- 
craft. 

We  doubt  the  truth  of  the  predic- 
tion. The  most  memorable  features 
of  the  Popedom  are  its  independence 
of  the  ways  of  human  power.  It 
arose  in  defiance  of  all  human  pro- 
babilities,— it  acquired  dominion  in 
equal  defiance  of  the  ordinary  means 
of  empire, — it  was  sustained  in  the 
midst  of  the  clash  and  convulsion  of 
the  great  military  powers  of  the 
centre  and  south  of  Europe;  and, 
debilitated  as  it  may  be  by  time,  and 
bearing  in  its  frame  many  an  unhealed 
wound  from  the  sword  of  the  French- 
man and  the  Austrian,  we  look  for 
its  fall  from  no  systematic  aggression 
of  imperial  cupidity,  or  insurrection- 
ary violence.  Fall  it  will :  but  not 
to  aggrandize  Austria,  nor  to  lay  a 
foundation  with  its  ruins  for  the 
throne  of  a  Republican  dictator.  It 
owes  a  higher  lesson  to  the  world. 
It  will  sink  in  no  squabble  of  spe- 
culating cabinets  or  plunderingmobs; 
its  fate  is  reserved  for  a  time  when  all 
-may  tremble  alike,  and  when  the 
throne  of  Austria,  proud  as  it  is,  and 
firm  as  it  seems,  may  be  shivered 
into  fragments  by  the  same  blow. 

The  rise  of  the  Popedom  was  in 
defiance  of  all  human  probabilities. 
It  was  utterly  improbable  that  a 
Christian  priest,  the  disciple  of  Him 
who  declared  that  his  kingdom  was 
not  of  this  world,  should  be  a  king 
of  this  world,  or  should  be  more— a 


King  of  the"  kings  'of  this  world  ; 
that  the  priest,  whose  master  had 
commanded  the  most  utter  self-de- 
nial, abjuration, and  restraint  of  every 
impulse  of  domination  over  the  flock 
of  Christianity,  should  have  aspired 
to  the  most  absolute  power  ever  in- 
vested in  the  hands  of  man ;  that  a 
priest,  commanded  to  use  the  most 
perfect  simplicity  and  singleness  of 
heart  among  men,  to  abjure  all  vio- 
lence, and  to  be  all  things  to  all  men, 
"that  he  might  save  some,"  should 
place  himself  at  the  head  of  a  so- 
vereignty, the  most  memorable  for 
intrigue  of  any  in  the  annals  of  state 
stratagem,  the  most  merciless  in  re- 
venging dissent  from  its  opinions, 
and  the  most  fiercely  contemptuous 
of  the  feelings,  opinions,  and  happi- 
ness of  mankind. 

The  Popedom  rose  on  the  division 
of  the  Roman  Empire  under  Con- 
stantine.  The  absence  of  the  Empe- 
ror in  his  Eastern  capital  left  no  rival 
to  the  influence  of  the  Bishop  of  the 
Western.  Sanctity  first,  superstition 
next,  and  finally  the  fears  of  Romau 
turbulence  and  barbarian  invasion, 
gave  the  Bishop  of  Rome  a  high  au- 
thority in  the  eyes  of  the  Eastern 
Emperors.  It  was  found  essential  to 
the  safety  of  this  deserted  portion  of 
the  Empire,  to  conciliate  the  zeal  of 
the  monk  who  ruled  the  Roman  po- 
pulace. The  fall  of  the  Western  Em- 
pire, in  the  year  476,  made  it  still 
more  important  to  conciliate  the  man, 
who,  in  all  the  shocks  of  war  and 
spoil,  still  held  his  station ;  for  on  his 
influence  depended  the  single  hope 
of  reconquering  Italy  from  the  hands 
of  the  barbarians.  Every  change  of 
power  threw  some  additional  share 
of  supremacy  into  the  Papal  hands. 
A  quarrel  for  precedency  with  the 
Bishop  of  Constantinople,  elevated 
without  fixing  his  rank.  The  coun- 
cil of  Chalcedon  declared  the  Patri- 
archate of  the  five  Bishops  of  Rome, 
Constantinople,  Alexandria,  Antioch, 
and  Pal  estine.  The  deci sion  pleased 
no  one ;  it  was  looked  upon  by  the 
Eastern  Bishop  as  an  injustice,  and  by 
the  Western  Bishop  as  an  insult.  Both 
prepared  for  furious  hostility,andboth 
long  maintained  that  hostility  with 
the  bitterness  of  human  passions. 
But  the  time  was  approaching  when. 


The  Papal  Government. 


536 

the  Popedom  was  to  rule  the  Chris- 
tian world  without  a  rival. 

The  great  feud  of  Nestorianism 
had  broken  out  in  Constantinople 
early  in  the  reign  of  Justinian.  The 
Emperor  had  the  weakness  to  con- 
ceive himself  a  theologian,  and  the 
still  greater  weakness  to  imagine  that 
his  authority  could  reconcile  the 
schisms  of  monks.  Among  the  first 
corruptions  of  Christianity  in  the 
Greek  Church  had  been  a  propensity 
to  deify  the  Virgin  Mary.  She  was 
pronounced  the  Mother  of  God.  This 
profanation  roused  the  scorn  of  Nes- 
torius,  a  Syrian  Bishop,  distinguished 
for  his  acquirements  and  virtues.  He 
protested  against  the  extraordinary 
supposition  that  God  could  either  be 
born  or  die  ;  and,  fully  allowing  that 
the  human  nature  of  Christ  was  born 
of  the  Virgin  Mary,  reprobated  the 
superstition  of  calling  a  mortal  the 
mother  of  the  Supreme.  Butargument 
was  not  the  resource  of  the  monks  of 
Constantinople ;  pampered  by  the  ha- 
bits of  a  luxurious  capital,  blinded 
by  their  ignorance  of  the  Scriptures 
which  they  neglected,  and  eager  to 
make  up  by  their  zeal  in  the  cause  of 
the  Virgin  for  their  lapses  in  the 
cause  of  truth,  morals,  and  religion, 
they  attacked  the  holders  of  the  Nes- 
torian  doctrines  with  all  the  weapons 
of  public  persecution.  Nestorianism, 
however,  was  not  to  be  trampled  with 
impunity;  disturbances  arose  in  Con- 
stantinople and  the  provinces,  and 
finally  the  Nestorians,  placed  under 
the  imperial  anathema,  and  justly 
declining  a  tribunal  which  had  thus 
already  declared  its  prejudices,  ap- 
pealed to  the  Bishop  of  Rome.  The 
disturbances  of  his  capital  had  alarm- 
ed Justinian ;  the  commencement 
of  the  Vandal  war  made  him  tremble, 
to  see  religious  discontent  added  to 
public  difficulty ;  and,  for  the  double 
purpose  of  quieting  the  popular  mind 
and  conciliating  the  virtual  master  of 
Italy,  he  sent  a  deputation  to  the  Ro- 
man Bishop,  leaving  the  decision  of 
the  controversy  to  his  will. 

But  the  imperial  fame  as  a  con- 
troversialist was  embarked  in  the 
question  ;  and  this  fame  was  dear  to 
his  bewildered  and  artificial  mind. 
To  obtain  a  favourable  judgment,  he 
knew  no  more  direct  way  than  by 


[March, 


corrupting  the  judge ;  and  at  once  to 
give  weight  to  the  decision,  and  to 
secure  that  decision  in  his  own  fa- 
vour, he  declared  the  Bishop  of 
Rome  "  .Head  o/ ALL  THE  CHURCHES." 
There  can  be  no  doubt  of  the  his- 
toric truth  of  this  memorable  and 
fatal  gift.  It  is  recorded  in  all  the 
histories  of  the  era, — it  is  embodied 
in  the  imperial  edicts, — and  it  forms 
repeatedly  a  portion  of  the  laws  of 
the  empire.  The  supreme  dignity 
was  distinctly  assigned  to  him — not 
merely  the  leading  rank  of  the  Orien- 
tal Church,  but  of  "  all  the  churches, 
east  and  west."  This  memorable 
concession  was  made  in  A.D.  533. 
The  Emperor  further  and  ominously 
designated  the  objects  of  Papal  su- 
premacy; he  declared  the  Pope  the 
Corrector  of  all  heretical  opinions. 
This  formidable  title  remained  un- 
disturbed during  the  life  of  Justinian; 
but  at  the  close  of  the  sixth  century, 
it  was  disputed  by  the  Bishop  of 
Constantinople,  and  claimed  by  him. 
The  Roman  Bishop  denounced  the 
usurpation,  and,  in  his  wrath,  ob- 
viously forgetting  Justinian's  gift, 
pronounced  that  "  whosoever  assu- 
med supremacy  over  the  universal 
Church  was  Antichrist;" — an  uncon- 
scious prophecy,  like  the  prophecy 
of  the  Jewish  High  Priest,  "  that  one 
must  die  for  the  people,"  involving 
himself  in  the  acknowledgment  of 
the  public  crime.  But  the  natural 
spirit  of  Rome  was  to  be  quickly  dis- 
played in  the  full  and  unhesitating 
assumption  of  this  supremacy. 

Phocas,  an  obscure  and  profligate 
adventurer,  made  himself  master  of 
the  throne  by  the  murder  of  the  Em- 
peror Mauritius.  The  disgustand  hor- 
ror of  the  people  alarmed  him  for 
his  guilty  prize;  and  the  authority 
of  the  Bishop  of  Rome  was  solicited 
to  give  a  sacred  sanction  to  his  title. 
The  usurper  received  the  benedic- 
tion of  Rome,  and  the  Bishop  recei- 
ved in  return  a  confirmation  of  his 
long-disputed  supremacy.  Phocas 
sternly  repressed  the  rival  claim  of 
the  Bishop  of  Constantinople ;  and, 
in  the  year  GOG,  Boniface  the  Third 
was  declared  Head  of  all  the 
Churches,  as  his  predecessor  John 
had  been.*  He  was  now  "  Universal 
Bishop"  of  Christendom .t 


*  Baronii  Annales.  B.  7. 


f  Anastat,  Hist.  Eccles. 


1832.] 


The  Papal  Government. 


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The  eighth  century  was  the  era  of 
the  temporal  power  of  Rome.  The 
spiritual  supremacy  had  been  revi- 
ved by  an  alliance  with  treason  and 
usurpation.  The  temporal  sove- 
reignty was  now  to  be  created  by 
an  alliance  with  treason  and  usurpa- 
tion. Pepin  had  seized  the  throne  of 
Childeric,  King  of  France.  Like 
Phocas,  he  felt  himself  insecure,  and 
he  demanded  the  Papal  benediction. 
Pope  Zachary  pronounced  the  depo- 
sition of  the  unfortunate  king,  and 
crowned  the  usurper  by  the  hands  of 
his  missionary  Boniface.  The  Lom- 
bard invasion  gave  Pepin  a  sudden 
opportunity  of  displaying  his  sense 
of  the  obligation.  He  broke  the 
power  of  the  Lombards  in  battle, 
and  gave  to  the  Pope  in  full  sove- 
reignty the  spoils  of  the  Lombard 
kingdom,  the  territories  of  Ravenna, 
Bologna,  and  Ferrara,  with  the  Pen- 
tapolis.  The  Lombards  made  a  last 
attempt,  and  were  finally  ruined 
by  Charlemagne,  who  marched  to 
Rome,  was  received  in  triumph  by 
Pope  Adrian,  and  was  crowned  as  the 
successor  of  the  Roman  Emperors, 
the  new  master  of  the  world. 

This  service  had  its  reward.  The 
Emperor,  in  the  exultation  of  the 
moment,  made  over  to  the  Popedom 
the  whole  sovereignty  of  the  fallen 
Exarchate.  But  the  ambition  of  the 
Holy  See  had  now  learned  to  look 
to  higher  objects.  A  decree  was 
produced  from  the  Romish  archives, 
which  was  declared  to  be  by  com- 
mand of  the  first  Constantine,  and 
which  assigned  to  the  Popedom  the 
sovereignty  of  Rome,  Italy,  and  the 
West.  The  instrument  was  a  for- 
gery ;  its  falsehood  is  now  notorious 
to  all  historians.  But  those  were  not 
the  times  of  investigation.  Such 
learning  as  had  survived  the  furious 
shocks  of  the  Gothic  and  Greek 
wars,  was  limited  to  the  Romish 
priesthood.  The  Pope  asserted  his 
right  derived  from  the  first  Christian 
Emperor,  and  from  that  hour  he  pro- 
ceeded to  establish  and  enforce  it  by 
the  sword  and  the  torch  in  every  re- 
gion of  the  civilized  world. 

The  Papal  power  was  the  power 
of  opinion  acting  on  the  singular  ig- 
norance of  mankind,  in  a  period  when 
military  violence  had  alternated 
with  superstition,  first  to  break 
down  the  freedom  of  nations,  and 
then  to  enslave  their  minds.  The 

VOL.  XXXI,  NO,  CXCII. 


actual  territory  has,  at  all  times, 
been  small ;  and  one  of  the  most  un- 
accountable circumstances  in  the 
history  of  this  pre-eminently  ambi- 
tious and  intriguing  government, 
which,  for  many  an  age  influenced 
every  revolution  of  Italy,  and  which 
openly  arrogated  dominion  over  the 
princes  of  the  earth,  is,  that  its  pro- 
vinces have  scarcely  received  any 
addition  since  the  donative  of  Charle- 
magne. They  are  still  confined  to 
the  Three  Legations,  which  the  Aus- 
trians  now  seem  on  the  point  of  pro- 
tecting for  his  Holiness,  St  Peter's 
patrimony,  Umbria,  Spoleto,  Peru- 
zia,  and  some  other  unimportant  dis- 
tricts. But  their  position  is  promi- 
sing. They  stretch  across  the  Penin- 
sula, and  have  ports  on  the  two  seas. 
They  ought  to  have  long  since  shared 
in  the  commerce  engrossed  by  the 
Venetians,  their  neighbours  on  the 
north,  and  the  Tuscans,  their  bor- 
derers on  the  west.  The  climate  is 
fine,  the  soil  fertile,  the  popular 
mind  subtle,  susceptible,  and  ingeni- 
ous. But,  by  some  problem  in  the 
Papal  government,  all  the  ad  vantages 
of  nature  seem  to  have  been  thrown 
away  in  every  age.  The  aspect  of 
the  country  strikes  the  traveller  at 
once,  as  afflicted  by  the  double  evils 
of  tyranny  and  ignorance.  The  land 
lies  in  sterility,  the  climate  is  poison- 
ed by  neglected  marshes,  and  the 
people  are  proverbially  among  the 
most  beggared,  discontented,  and 
disheartened  population  of  Italy. 

But  the  prodigious  power  which 
this  government  has  exercised  upon 
Europe,  and  the  power  which  it  is 
still  capable  of  exercising,  and  which 
it  will  inevitably  exercise  in  the  first 
public  crisis  of  opinion  in  Europe, 
make  the  details  of  the  Papal  govern- 
ment one  of  the  most  curious  studies 
in  political  science.  The  whole  sys- 
tem is  marked  by  strong  contradic- 
tions. One  .of  the  weakest  of  Euro- 
pean States  in  point  of  territory,  it 
exhibits  an  extraordinary  influence 
over  some  of  the  most  important 
portions  of  the  Continent.  One  of  the 
poorest  in  point  of  revenue,  and  with 
a  population  almost  totally  destitute 
of  trade  and  manufactures,  a  people 
of  monks  and  mendicants,  no  trea- 
sury of  Europe  steers  so  clear  of 
bankruptcy.  One  of  the  most  des- 
potic of  all  governments,  in  fact,  a 
government  almost  wholly  depeu- 
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The  Papal  Government. 


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dent  on  the  will  of  an  individual, 
there  are  few  where  the  people  have 
so  much  a  will  of  their  own,  or,  at 
least,  are  so  little  questionable  by 
authority  for  any    of  their  follies. 
One  of  the  most  discretionary  govern- 
ments on  record,  ruled  by  men  of  the 
cloister,  or  by  Cardinals,  who  lead 
the  coxcombry  of  the  capital,  and 
with  a  decrepit  old  priest  at  their 
head,  generally  chosen  expressly  for 
his  decrepitude,  Rome  has  contrived 
to  wind  her  way  with  sufficient  secu- 
rity through  the  difficulties  of  a  thou- 
sand years ;  and  though  undoubtedly 
undergoing  a  formidable  share  of  the 
common  calamities  of  Italy,  for  she 
has  been  repeatedly  sacked,  been 
claimed  by  rival  Popes,  and  deeply 
smitten  by  the  furious  feuds  of  the 
Italian  Barons,  yet,  in  the  midst  of 
change,  has  contrived  to  preserve 
her    dominions,    scarcely    altered, 
since  the  day  of  their  original  dona- 
tion. 

The  Papal  government,  or  what 
may  be  entitled  the  cabinet  and  the 
ministerial  officers,  is  wholly  consti- 
tuted of  prelates.  But  those  pre- 
lates are  not  all  priests.  The  greater 
part  are  laymen,  though  they  wear 
the  prelatical  habit  and  the  tonsure. 
They  are  numerous  too,  generally 
not  less  than  three  hundred.  From 
those  prelates  the  Popes  choose  the 
Cardinals;  some  of  whom  are,  by 
custom,  entitled  to  their  rank,  from 
having,  as  prelates,  served  peculiar 
public  offices.  Those  are  all  persons 
of  considerable  trust,  and  their  pla- 
ces are  termed  pasti  cardinalizie,  as 
being,  in  fact,  preparatory  to  the 
red  hat.  They  are  the  offices  of  go- 
vernor of  Rome,  treasurer,  major 
domo,  secretary  of  the  consulta,  au- 
ditor of  the  chamber,  and  president 
of  Urbino,  with  some  others  of  infe- 
rior activity. 

Those  prelates  form  a  species  of 
Roman  peerage.  Their  origin  dates 
as  old  as  the  Crusades.  On  the  con- 
quest of  Palestine,  the  Papal  govern- 
ment amply  reinforced  the  ecclesi- 
astical part  of  the  invasion.  A  crowd 
of  priests,  decorated  with  the  titles  of 
the  primitive  bishops,  were  sent  out 
to  take  possession,  of  the  sees  con- 
quered by  the  swords  of  the  God- 
freys and  Tancreds.  The  camp  over- 
flowed with  Bishops  of  Ephesus,  An- 
tioch,  Ca^sarea,  &c. ;  but  the  Saracen 
lauces  and  arrows  scon,  forbade  the 


residence  of  those  saints  of  the 
west,  and  year  by  year  their  dioceses 
were  curtailed,  until  the  whole  tribe 
were  thrown  back  upon  the  hands  of 
their  original  fabricator.  Palestine 
was  left  to  darkness  and  Saladin, 
while  Rome  was  fearfully  over- 
stocked with  claimants  and  complain- 
ants, whom  she  had  looked  on  as 
handsomely  provided  for  at  least  in 
this  world.  Many  of  those  returned 
bishops  were  connected  with  power- 
ful Italian  families ;  and  as  connexion 
is  a  natural  element  of  promotion 
even  in  the  unworldly  Church  of 
Rome,  the  Popes  were  involved  in 
the  dilemma  of  giving  them  either 
places  or  pensions.  The  places  were 
decided  on,  and  the  Italians  saw  with 
some  surprise  those  pious  pilgrims 
and  grave  confessors  embarked  in 
all  kinds  of  secular  employments. 
But  in  Italy  all  indignation  is  dis- 
creet; the  layman  is  a  proverbial 
idler ;  the  Pope  is  God's  vicegerent ; 
and  Infallibility  and  the  Inquisition 
settle  every  thing  between  them. 
The  bishops  are  still  consecrated  for 
dioceses  in  partibus  infidelium,  wear 
imaginary  mitres,  and  have  the  spiri- 
tual watching  of  provinces  in  which 
they  dare  not  set  a  foot,  and  govern 
their  grim  population  of  Turks  and 
Arabs  at  a  distance,  which  amply 
provides  for  safety  in  life  and  limb. 
The  time  is  confidently  expected, 
when  they  shall  find  the  Mussul- 
mans strewing  the  ground  before 
their  triumphant  return ;  but  in  the 
mean  time  they  draw  their  incomes 
out  of  the  Roman  purse,  and  are  dis- 
patched to  serve  the  State  as  nun- 
cios, and  all  the  various  public  and 
private  diplomacy  of  the  Popedom. 
But  there  are  classes  and  ranks 
even  in  this  prelacy.  And  added  to 
episcopate  in  partibus  infidelium,are 
many  prelati  whose  title  depends  on 
their  being  unmarried,  and  being 
able  to  deposit  in  the  Papal  stock  a 
sum  whose  interest  is  not  less  than 
twelve  hundred  crowns  (about 
L.280  a-year),  or  who  can  make  an 
estate  chargeable  with  this  stipend. 
Others  are  appointed  by  the  simple 
dictum  of  the  Pope,  without  the  secu- 
rity, to  which,  however,  he  generally 
gives  some  equivalent,  in  the  salary 
of  a  place.  Others  are  made  prelates 
in  consequence  of  having  a  prelacy 
left  as  a  rent  charge  upon  the  family 
estate,  as  a  provision  for  younger 


1832.]  The  Papal 

brothers.  The  stipend  is  to  be  paid 
out  of  the  general  income,  and  the 
chosen  individual  is  tonsured,  frock- 
ed,  and  pensioned  accordingly. 

There  are  three  Cardinal  Legates, 
or  viceroys,  over  the  provinces,  who 
are  generally  chosen  from  the  more 
mature  and  the  better-educated  of  the 
prelates ;  but  the  majority  are  satis- 
fied with  as  little  learning  as  will  car- 
ry them  through  the  mere  routine  of 
their  offices ;  a  tolerably  fluent  use  of 
Latin  of  a  very  low  temperature,  and 
a  little  civil  law,  are  enough  for  pub- 
lic honours ;  and  if  the  price  is  thus 
easy,  who  can  wonder  at  their  taking 
no  further  trouble  on  the  subject? 
From  such  men  as  ministers  and  ma- 
gistrates, he  must  be  sanguine  who 
should  expect  any  wonders  in  poli- 
tics or  legislation.  But,  to  prevent 
palpable  blunders,  they  are  assisted 
in  the  courts  of  law  by  assessors, 
who  are  generally  advocates  by  pro- 
fession, and  who,  if  they  ,know  no- 
thing else,  are  acquainted  with  the 
forms  of  proceeding.  Yet  from  time 
to  time  a  man  starts  up  who,  in  spite 
of  every  fault  of  national  habit  and 
personal  neglect,  exhibits  ability. 
The  late  Cardinal  Gonsalvi  was  one 
of  those.  He  was  intelligent  for  a 
monk,  manly  for  a  Roman,  and  learn- 
ed for  a  priest.  As  a  Cardinal  and 
Minister  he  was  a  miracle.  All  was 
not  much.  But  he  transacted  the 
public  business  with  diligence,  co- 
erced the  fashionable  openness  of 
robbery,  tried  to  coerce  the  gaming- 
tables, but  they  were  too  fashionable 
for  his  powers;  was  civil  to  strangers, 
and  had  the  good  sense  to  feel  that 
the  English  were  better  worth  civili- 
ty than  all  Europeans  besides  j  lived 
without  nephews,  and  died  without 
filching  fortunes  for  them  from  the 
public  purse. 

In  all  governments,  finance  is  one 
of  the  most  essential  points,  and 
among  the  phenomena  of  the  Pope- 
dom  has  always  been  reckoned  its 
being  always  comparatively  rich.  The 
secret,  however,  chiefly  lay  in  the 
large  sums  which  it  gathered  from  all 
Popish  Christendom.  Previously  to 
the  Reformation,  it  is  notorious  that 
Rome  raised  a  revenue  out  of  every 
community  of  Europe,  out  of  every 
province  and  parish,  and  out  of  the 
income  of  every  bishop  and  priest,  as 
it  is  that  the  remorselessness  of  her 
extortion  furnished  one  of  the  prin- 


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539 


cipal  weapons  against  her  suprema- 
cy. Europe,  in  the  16th  century, 
was  governed  by  a  nest  of  tyrants, 
and  the  lay  extortioner  grew  jealous 
of  the  priestly  peculator.  The  po- 
pulace, fleeced  by  both  alike,  hated 
both  with  the  same  inveteracy ;  but 
the  first  thing  to  be  overthrown  was 
the  Papal  plunderer  j  and  for  this  the 
assistance  of  the  princely  plunderer 
was  called  on,  used,  and  successful. 
Luther's  vigour,  sincerity,  and  truth, 
did  much ;  but  without  the  princes 
of  Germany  the  cause  must  have 
gone  to  the  bottom.  Yet,  even  so 
late  as  a  few  years  before  the  French 
Revolution,  the  Papal  receipts  from 
foreign  countries  amounted  to  not 
less  than  two  millions  and  a  half  of 
Roman  crowns  (L.566,000  sterling.) 
The  list,  from  the  office  of  the  Ro- 
man datary,  is  curious,  as  somewhat 
ascertaining  the  influence  of  the  Pa- 
pacy surviving  in  the  various  conti- 
nental dominions,  even  on  the  verge 
of  its  overthrow.  Spain  stands  at 
the  head  of  this  pious  munificence. 

Roman  Crowns. 

Spain  and  her  colonies,  640,845 
Germany  and  the  Nether- 
lands, ....  486,811 
France,  .  .  „  357,138 
Poland,  .  .  .  180,745 
Portugal  and  her  colonies,  260, 100 
The  two  Sicilies,  .  136,170 
The  rest  of  Italy  (exclusive 
ofthePopedom,)  .  107,067 
Switzerland,  .  ,  87,034 
The  North,  ,  .  87,033 
The  Sardinian  dominions,  60,712 
Tuscany,  .  .  »  8,052 

2,406,702 

We  thus  see  Spain  and  Portugal  con- 
tributing nearly  one-half  of  the  whole, 
and  the  surviving  Popery  of  the  land 
of  the  Reformation  contributing  near- 
ly half  a  million, — a  singular  instance 
of  the  tardiness  with  which  the  most 
obvious  truth  makes  its  way,  and  of 
the  extraordinary  tenacity  with  which 
superstition  grasps  whatever  can 
conduce  to  its  profit  or  its  power.  A 
large  portion  of  this  money,  how- 
ever, went  into  the  hands  of  the  Pa- 
pal agents,  or  spedizioneri,  the  mana- 
gers of  all  the  foreign  business  of 
the  Popedom.  Yet,  though  it  did 
not  pass  directly  into  the  treasury,  it 
undoubtedly  filled  up  the  chasm 
which  their  salaries  must  have  other- 
wise made  in  the  general  revenue. 


540  The  Papal 

The  revenue  arising  from  the  Pa- 
pal territory,  or,  "  Income  of  the 
Apostolical  Chamber,"  about  the 
same  period,  was  full  three  millions 
two  hundred  thousandRoman  crowns 
(L.744,186  sterling),  arising  from  the 
various  heads  of 

The  farming  of  the  lands  belong- 
ing to  the  Chamber. 

The  farming  of  taxes  paid  by  the 
parishes  to  the  state. 

The  farming  of  the  duties  on  wines 
and  brandies. 

The  tax  upon  all  butcher's  meat 
consumed  in  Rome. 

The  tax  upon  all  the  wheat  con- 
sumed in  Rome. 

The  duties  on  all  foreign  goods 
imported. 

The  lottery. 

One  duty  more  is  levied  on  a  class 
of  persons,  whom  we  should  scarcely 
expect  to  find  among  the  ways  and 
means  of  an  ecclesiastical  state.  But 
the  easy  policy  of  the  government, 
taking  it  for  granted  that  license 
will  exist  under  all  circumstances, 
has  evidently  thought  that  it  may  as 
well  make  a  profit  of  it,  and  thus 
those  stray  members  of  the  com- 
monwealth contribute  to*  the  reple- 
tion of  the  priestly  pocket. 

The  lottery  had  been  so  long  an 
expedient  of  our  own  finance,  that 
we  can  scarcely  exclaim  against  the 
foreign  governments  by  which  it  is 
still  suffered  to  exist.  But  our  lot- 
tery, for  many/years  before  its  ex- 
tinction, was  so  cleansed  of  its  evils 
as  to  be  comparatively  harmless,  and 
even  in  its  worst  of  times  held  no 
comparison  with  the  sweeping  al- 
lurement and  perpetual  gaming  of 
the  Roman  one.  In  Rome  the  lot- 
tery is  drawn  nine  times  a-year,  and, 
as  there  is  a  lottery  going  on  in  Na- 
ples, in  the  intervals  of  the  Roman 
drawing,  in  which,  too,  the  Roman 
populace  dabble  as  regularly  as  in 
their  own,  they,  in  fact,  have  eighteen 
.drawings  in  the  twelve  months.  And, 
to  level  the  mischief  to  all  ranks, 
they  can  play  for  about  a  halfpenny. 
The  temptation,  too,  is  of  the  exact 
order  to  inflame  the  cupidity  of  the 
rabble.  A  ticket  worth  three  baioes 
may  win  a  terno,  or  sequence,  worth 
>one  hundred  and  eighty  crowns. 
This  would  be  a  grand  affair  to  the 
gamesters  of  the  streets.  But  the 
Chances  against  the  terno  are  no  less 
than  117,479  to  one. 
Or*  those  conditions,  jt  may  be 


Government.  [March, 

presumed,  that  the  instances  of  ma- 
king a  fortune  by  the  lottery  are  not 
many.  But  the  temptation  is  strong 
enough  to  ruin  one  half  of  the  popu- 
lace by  the  loss  of  money,  and  the 
other  half  by  the  loss  of  time.  Days 
and  nights  are  spent  in  calculating 
lucky  numbers,  consulting  a  sort 
of  lottery  astrologers,  who  predict 
numbers  that  are  warranted  to  win, 
and  counting  over  their  gains  in  fu- 
turo. 

The  Roman  funding  system  is  as 
curious  as  any  other  part  of  this 
most  curious  of  all  governments.  It 
has  preceded  us  in  all  the  discover- 
ies on  which  our  financiers  pride 
themselves;  a  sinking  fund — bank 
bills  to  half-a-dozen  times  the  amount 
of  the  capital — a  national  debt  regu- 
larly increasing,  and  without  the 
smallest  hope  of  ever  being  dimi- 
nished —  and  pawnbroking  on  the 
grandest  scale  possible.  There  is 
nothing  new  under  the  sun. 

The  Roman  national  debt  is  as  old 
as  the  sixteenth  century,  the  me- 
morable period  when  the  star  of 
the  Queen  City  first  began  to  wane  ; 
and,  like  all  other  national  debts,  it 
took  its  rise  in  war.  Charles  V.,  a 
thorough  politician,  or,  in  other 
words,  a  thorough  hypocrite,  was 
the  champion  of  the  Popedom,  for 
the  purpose  of  availing  himself  of 
the  Papal  influence  in  securing  the 
fidelity  of  dominions  that  already 
felt  themselves  too  large  for  a  ty- 
rant, and  too  enlightened  for  a  per- 
secutor. But  if  the  battle  was 
fought  in  Germany,  it  was  to  be  paid 
for  in  Rome ;  and  Clement  VII. 
soon  found,  that  to  have  Emperors 
for  his  champions  was  to  the  full  as 
costly  as  it  might  be  glorious.  The 
Papal  ducats  were  sent  flying  about 
the  world,  slaying  the  twin  heretics, 
Turks  and  Protestants.  But  the  trea- 
sury was  sinking  even  in  this  ple- 
thora of  triumph,  and  Pope  Clement 
was  at  once  in  sight  of  universal  do- 
minion, and  in  the  jaws  of  bank- 
ruptcy. In  this  crisis  the  Italian 
genius  awoke.  An  invention  untried 
or  unthought  of  by  all  the  struggling 
monarchs  of  the  last  three  thousand 
years,  was  engendered  in  the  bril- 
liant brain  of  an  Italian  chairman  of 
the  committee  of  ways  and  means. 
It  was  proposed  that  every  man  who 
put  into  the  treasury  one  hundred 
crowns,  should  receive  an  interest 
of  ten  per  cent.  The  idea  was  in- 


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comparably  congenial  to  Italian  life  ; 
in  a  country  where  the  infinite'  ma- 
jority— whether  through  fear,  indo- 
lence, or  avarice,  keep  their  money 
in  specie.  The  prospect  of  an  out- 
let for  this  cumbrous  deposit,  where 
the  outlet  was  safe,  and  the  inlet 
sure,  where  the  income  was  grow- 
ing, and  the  possessor  had  no  trouble 
in  its  growth — was  the  most  popu- 
lar invention  imaginable.  Clement 
raised  the  money.  His  successors 
found  the  simplicity  of  the  expedi- 
ent admirably  adapted  to  their  tastes, 
and  they  continued  to  raise  the  mo- 
ney, and  swell  the  debt,  until  Sixtus 
V.,  a  man  of  vigour,  who  ought  to 
have  lived  in  later  times,  gave  the 
last  finish  to  the  system,  by  raising  a 
loan  of  ten  millions  of  crowns  at 
once — a  prodigious  sum  in  those 
times,  and  hoarding  enough  of  it  to 
have  bought  the  whole  baronage  of 
Rome. 

But  the  interest  must  be  paid,  and 
unless  he  were  inclined  to  bring  the 
forebodings  of  the  people  upon  his 
head,  there  must  be  some  prospect 
offered  of  defraying  the  principal  at 
some  time  or  other  in  the  course  of 
futurity.  Sixtus  had  found  his  go- 
vernment thronged  with  sinecurists. 
A  duller  financier  would  have  at- 
tempted to  relieve  the  state  by 
extinguishing  the  sinecures.  But 
Italian  subtilty  saw  further  into 
things.  He  put  all  the  sinecures  up 
to  sale.  They  were  all  for  life — 
were  named  Vacabili  from  their  na- 
ture, and  brought  in  a  quiet  income 
of  about  eight  per  cent  for  their  pur- 
chase money.  It  was  in  fact  but 
another  mode  of  borrowing  money 
by  annuity  at  eight  per  cent.  Thus 
we  find  all  our  modern  expedients 
anticipated.  The  practical  inconve- 
nience of  having  so  many  placemen 
with  nothing  to  do,  the  contempt 
thrown  upon  all  efficient  govern- 
ment offices  by  their  connexion  with 
this  swarm  of  idlers,  and  the  gene- 
ral degradation  of  public  honours 
by  this  traffic  and  sale,  were  matters 
of  no  consideration  to  the  thorough 
love  of  money,  and  passion  for  power, 
that  made  the  character  of  Sixtus. 

The  proceeds  of  the  Vacabili  had 
been  nominally  intended  to  form  a 
sinking  fund.  But  Sixtus  found  bet- 
ter employment  for  the  money  in 
intriguing  through  all  the  European 
-courts  with  one  part,  and  building 
churches  and  palaces  with  the  other. 


He  was  a  bold,  proud,  and  arrogant 
priest.  But  the  Italians  had  no  right 
to  exclaim  at  his  vices ;  for  he  was 
Italian  to  the  heart's  core ;  and  the 
Romans  had  some  reason  to  thank 
him  for  his  furor  of  embellishment; 
he  would  have  built  a  new  Rome  if 
he  had  found  the  valley  of  the  Tiber 
naked ;  he  found  it  full  of  ruins,  and 
he  spent  his  energies  in  patching 
what  he  would  have  taken  delight 
in  creating. 

The  history  of  all  national  debts 
is  the  same  ;  if  we  except  that  of 
President  Jackson's  empire,  where, 
however,  the  experiment  is  too  green, 
the  country  too  unfinished,  and  the 
precariousness  of  public  power  in 
cabinets  and  councils  too  annual,  to 
suffer  the  natural  course  of  things. 
But  America  will  yet  have  her  na- 
tional debt  in  full  vigour,  like  her 
more  civilized  ancestors.  The  Ro- 
man treasury  never  put  a  ducat  in 
progress  to  pay  off  its  debt.  The 
money  of  the  Vacabili  went  in  feasts 
and  fasts,  in  the  erection  of  a  new 
opera  house,  or  the  hire  of  a  new 
ballerina,  or  dresses  de  chant,  or  in  the 
pensions  of  a  whole  host  of  nephews 
and  nieces,  who  suddenly  came  to 
light  upon  the  announcement  that 
their  uncle  was  elected  by  the  Car- 
dinals to  carry  the  keys  of  St  Peter, 
and  for  whom  the  venerable  head  of 
the  state  felt  all  the  emotions  of  pa- 
ternity. The  legacy  of  public  debt 
which  Sixtus  bequeathed  for  the 
perplexity  of  future  generations,  to 
the  amount  of  twenty  millions  of 
crowns,  gradually  mounted  to  thirty, 
forty,  till  at  the  close  of  the  last  cen- 
tury it  was  fifty,  or  a  little  short  of 
twelve  millions  of  pounds  sterling. 
"  And  what  are  twelve  millions 
sterling?"  will  the  English  man  of 
clubs  and  coffeehouses  say,  as  he  runs 
down  the  tremendous  columns  of  our 
Easter  budget.  Yet  even  our  angry 
politician  should  remember,  that 
what  is  but  twelve  millions  in  Eng- 
land, would  be  at  any  period  four 
times  the  value  in  Italy;  and  that, 
from  the  universal  rise  of  expenses, 
public  and  private,  in  every  country, 
forty-eight  millions,  forty  years  ago, 
would  go  as  far  as  twice  the  number 
now.  On  this  fair  calculation,  the 
Papal  debt,  at  the  close  of  the  eight- 
eenth century,  would  be  better  re- 
presented by  a  hundred  millions  of 
pounds  sterling.  'Tis  true,  that  this 
still  dwindles  beside  our  eight  hun- 


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dred  millions— that  it  is  but  a  mole- 
hill beside  our  mountain.  But  we 
must  recollect,  too,  the  difference  in 
the  grounds  of  the  two  accumula- 
tions; the  pressure  of  the  whole 
defence  of  Europe  on  England,  the 
indefatigable  labour,  the  impregnable 
resistance,  the  unequalled  triumph; 
that  we  had  to  support  the  credit 
of  every  failing  exchequer,  from  the 
Pole  to  the  Line ;  that  we  had  to  re- 
cruit every  rising  army,  and  refit 
every  beaten  one;  to  fight  for  one 
king  in  his  last  ditch,  and  to  carry 
another  to  his  last  colony ;  to  teach 
the  Russians  to  stand  fire,  and  to 
help  the  Grand  Turk  to  pay  for  his 
gunpowder ;  that  we  were  the  sol- 
diers and  sailors  of  every  shore  and 
sea,  the  bottleholders  or  the  cham- 
pions of  every  battle ;  that  we  were 
the  suppliers  of  Portugal  with  port, 
of  Spain  with  corn,  of  Italy  with 
macaroni,  and  of  Turkey  with  opium; 
that  we  were  the  bakers,  the  brewers, 
and  the  bankers  of  mankind,  busy 
with  the  paupers  and  patriots  of  the 
earth,  from  Lima  to  Labrador,  and 
from  Labrador  round  the  world  to 
Loo  Choo ;  England  the  fighter,  the 
footman,  the  factotum  of  the  univer- 
sal family  of  man. 

What  was  this  stirring  life  to  the 
gilded  sofas  and  lazy  purple  of  Rome, 
feeding  onbeccaficoes,  and  cooling  its 
fingers  in  vases  of  rose  water,  pining 
over  a  picture,  or  panting  after  a 
canzone  ?  The  nation  boutiquiere 
has  been  in  the  right  after  all,  in  spite 
of  the  whole  legion  of  Cardinal!  and 
Prelati.  Foreigners  let  their  money 
slip  through  their  fingers.  England 
may  throw  it  away.  But  she  has 
something  to  remember  for  it.  She 
lias  name,  and  fame,  and  activity,  and 
health  for  it.  All  may  be  paupers 
alike,  and  this  is  the  natural  conclu- 
sion of  all.  But  let  us  be  contented 
with  our  fate.  Nations  are  not  like 
men;  no  nation  ever  dies  rich.  But 
let  Italy,  Germany,  and  France  die 
like  broken  up  spendthrifts,  wrapped 
in  the  remnants  of  their  finery,  in  the 
workhouse.  Let  England  die,  if  die 
she  must,  like  her  own  soldiers  and 
sailors,  without  a  shilling,  and  not 
caring  a  straw  about  the  matter;  die 
in  action,  high  and  hot-blooded  to  the 
last,  and  finished  by  a  blow  worthy 
to  end  the  life  of  the  bold  ! 

This  oratio  honorifica  to  the  praise 
of  the  "  Tellus  alma  virorum,"  has 


drawn  us  away  from  the  history  of 
Papal  finance.  In  what  proportion 
the  glass  runs  down  within  the  last 
few  years,  is  difficult  to  say,  in  a 
country  where  there  are  no  commit- 
tees of  supply  open  to  the  world,  no 
chancellors  of  the  exchequer  to  make 
a  hebdomadal  discovery  of  the  na- 
tional bankruptcy,  and  no  Humes 
and  Burdetts  to  threaten  them  with 
the  scaffold  for  the  deficit  of  a  far- 
thing. But  we  may  follow  the  in- 
stinct of  nature,  and  pledge  ourselves 
that  French  visits  and  Papal  restora- 
tions, insurrections  once  a  month, 
and  Austrian  marches  to  put  them 
down,  have  not  reinforced  the  ener- 
gies of  the  Papal  purse  since,  and  that 
the  Luoghi  di  Monte,  the  national 
debt,  is  swelling  as  rapidly  as  ever. 
Forty  years  ago,  the  interest,  even  at 
three  per  cent,  had  reduced  the  go- 
vernment income  to  a  little  more 
than  a  million  and  a  half  of  crowns, 
(about  L.395,000  sterling.) 

Braschi,  Pius  VI.,  a  graceful  and 
accomplished  man,  very  ill  used  by 
his  enemies  the  French,  and  not  much 
better  used  by  his  friends  the  Aus- 
trians,  added  his  own  extravagance 
to  the  debt.  He  was  by  nature  a  pro- 
jector, and,  if  he  had  been  without  a 
shilling  of  other  men's  money,  would 
probably  have  made  a  fortune.  But 
as  Pope,  he  was  more  naturally  amu- 
sed in  wasting  a  treasury.  Every 
government  has  always  some  pro- 
blem in  petto,  some  peculiar  hobby 
on  which  it  rides,  till  poverty  forces 
it  to  dismount.  The  Roman  hobby 
has  been  for  a  thousand  years  the 
draining  of  the  Pontine  Marshes. 
Braschi's  riding  this  hobby  cost 
the  people  nearly  half  a  million  of 
English  pounds,  the  loss  of  lives  to 
a  considerable  amount,  and  gained 
nothing  in  return  but  an  obvious  in- 
crease of  the  miasmata.  The  conclu- 
sion seems  to  be,  that  the  pestilence 
holds  its  ground  by  right  of  nature, 
and  that  neither  Pope  nor  Cardinal 
will  ever  eject  it.  We  shall  not  come 
to  this  conclusion,  until  we  see  the 
question  fairly  tried  by  an  English 
engineer,  with  English  money,  Eng- 
lish workmen,  and  an  army  of  steam 
engines.  But  the  impression  produ- 
ced by  so  many  centuries  of  failure 
is,  that  the  Pontine  Marshes  are  ir- 
reclaimable. They  lie  too  low  for 
drainage,  and  the  utmost  that  can  be 
done  is  to  make  the  soil  solid  enough 


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for  the  pasturage  of  cattle,  of  which 
it  rears  great  numbers  for  the  mar- 
kets of  Rome.  But  this  does  not 
extinguish  the  miasmata.  The  air 
which,  singularly  enough,  seems  to 
have  no  effect  on  cattle,  is  the  very 
breath  of  mortality  to  man ;  ague  and 
consumption  hover  over  the  ground 
for  ever,  and  the  guards,  herdsmen, 
and  few  inhabitants,  are  all  but  volun- 
teers for  the  grave. 

The  history  of  a  district  that  so 
stubbornly  defies  the  skill  of  man, 
has  had  so  long  and  close  a  connec- 
tion with  the  mother  city  of  Europe, 
might  make  a  very  ingenious  book. 
One  effectual  and  easy  cure  for  the 
pestilence  that  perpetually  breeds  in 
this  soil,  would  be  to  overflow  the 
marshes  at  once,  which  their  level 
would  allow  in  all  directions;  but 
the  value  of  the  pasture  acts  too  for- 
cibly on  Roman  avarice  for  a  mea- 
sure which  would  restore  health  to 
an  immense  extent  of  territory,  and 
probably  save  Rome  itself  from  the 
incursions  of  the  malaria,  gradually 
spreading  over  every  quarter  of  the 
capital. 

Another  exploit  of  Braschi's  love 
for  throwing  down  and  building  up, 
marked  the  temper  of  the  age.  He 
marched  a  troop  of  bricklayers  and 
masons  against  the  old  temple  of 
Venus,  standing  by  St  Peter's,  a  work 
so  strongly  bearing  the  marks  of 
ancient  genius,  that  it  had  earned 
the  panegyric  of  Michael  Angelo. 
There  was  doubtless  some  barbarism 
in  pulling  this  down  to  make  way  for 
a  new  Sacristy  to  St  Peter's.  But  it 
was  a  barbarism  which,  the  year  be- 
fore, would  not  have  excited  a  mur- 
mur— a  century  before  would  have 
been  panegyrized,  and  in  the  true 
ages  of  Romish  supremacy  would 
have  entitled  the  overthrower  to  can- 
onization. ButBraschi  had  fallen  "  on 
evil  days  and  evil  times."  The  French 
philosophes  had  been  lecturing  the 
Romans,  without  much  conscious- 
ness of  their  having  so  classic  a  pu- 
pillage ;  piety  was  no  longer  to  be 
found  in  building  sacristies,  nor  was 
Venus  thought  to  be  altogether  so 
disresputable  a  rival  to  the  St  Ur- 
sulas and  St  Bridgets  of  the  most 
amusing  and  apocryphal  of  all  calen- 
dars. The  whole  wit  of  the  rising 
generation  was  poured  upon  the  un- 
fortunate Pope's  head.  Pun  and 
pasquinade  haunted  his  pillow,  flew 


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in  his  face  in  the  streets,  glared  from 
the  very  walls  of  his  study,  and  scat- 
tered thorns  on  the  embroidered 
cushions  of  his  salle  de  reception. 
He  was  an  undone  builder ;  and  the 
popular  indignation  might  be  taken 
as  an  omen  of  the  march  of  Na- 
poleon, which  finally  stripped  him 
of  his  pictures,  his  purse,  his  Pope- 
dom,his  personal  liberty,  and  loaded 
him  with  all  the  other  alliterative 
evils  that  could  weigh  down  the 
tiara  of  the  handsomest  and  most 
luckless  of  priests  and  potentates. 
He  had,  for  his  own  misfortune  and 
the  laughter  of  Rome,  inscribed  over 
the  entrance  of  his  sacristy  the  fol- 
lowing characters  :— 

"  Quod  ad  Templi  Vatican!  ornamentum 

Publica  vota  flagitabant, 

Pius  VI.  Pont :  Max:  fecit,  perfecitque." 

Among  a  thousand  poetic  insults, 
an  angry  neophyte  of  the  republic 
thus  posted  up  his  opinion  under 
the  inscription  :— 

"  Publica !  Mentiris.     Non  publica  vota 

fuere, 
Sed  tumidi  ingenii  vota  fuere  tui." 

The  general  Papal  administration 
is  as  curious  as  its  finance.  All  the 
provinces  have  a  species  of  viceroys, 
vested  with  authority  to  judge  in  all 
cases  except  capital  ones.  But  the 
three  important  provinces  of  Bolog- 
na, Ferrara,  and  Romagna  (or  Raven- 
na), called  the  Three  Legations,  from 
their  being  governed  by  Legates  a  la- 
tere,  Cardinals  delegated  by  the  Pope 
every  three  years,  imply  powers  in 
their  governors  little  inferior  to  those 
of  the  Pope  himself.  Next  to  those 
is  the  President  of  Urbino,  a  prelate 
governor,  whose  appointment  differs 
from  that  of  the  governors  of  the 
Legations  in  being  "  during  plea- 
sure." Over  all  the  cities,  also,  there 
are  governors,  prelates,  correspond- 
ing to  our  magistrates  of  the  higher 
order.  Over  the  towns  that  are  not 
honoured  with  the  name  of  cities  are 
governors  by  brief,  as  being  appoint- 
ed by  the  Pope's  brief;  and  over 
the  villages  are  commissaries,  ap- 
pointed by  patent  of  the  Secretary 
of  State.  The  two  latter  classes  form 
almost  the  only  exception  to  the 
monopoly  of  office  by  the  priesthood. 
They  are  not  required  to  be  priests, 
and  they  may  even  be  married  men. 
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this  is  not  a  very  cumbrous  acquire- 
ment. Rome  sells  the  diploma  as 
she  sells  every  thing.  The  honour 
in  this  case  is  cheap ;  it  is  sold  for 
about  three  guineas. 

But  the  great  machine  of  the  state 
is  the  Sagra  Consulta,  nearly  equi- 
valent to  our  Privy  Council  and 
Court  of  King's  Bench  combined. 
It  is  a  tribunal  exercising  a  judicial 
authority  over  the  whole  state,  ex- 
cepting the  city  of  Rome  itself,  which 
is  under  local  governors.  This  body 
consists  of  a  Cardinal  Secretary 
of  State,  who  acts  as  president,  a 
prelate  as  secretary,  and  eight  pre- 
Jates  called  ponenti,  who  have  all 
equal  voices  in  the  decision.  The 
whole  state  is  divided  into  eight  dis- 
tricts, for  each  of  which  one  of  those 
prelates  is  the  ponente,  agent,  or 
general  functionary.  Their  cogni- 
zance is  formidable,  though  solely 
over  criminal  cases.  The  governor 
of  the  city  where  a  crime  is  com- 
mitted, makes  his  report  to  the  po- 
nente  of  the  district,  who  examines 
the  matter,  and  makes  his  report  to 
the  body;  who  again,  by  a  plurality 
of  votes,  decide  on  the  sentence, 
The  secretary  then  reports  to  the 
Pope,  who  signifies  his  decision  by 
an  order,  which  returns  to  the  body 
to  be  signed  by  the  president  and 
secretary. 

This  shews  like  deliberation,  but 
its  effects  are  equivalent  to  the  most 
cruel  tyranny.  The  first  step  in 
every  instance  is  to  throw  the  ac- 
cused into  prison ;  and  of  all  loath- 
some places  an  Italian  prison  is  the 
most  loathsome.  There,  squalid, 
starving,  stript  of  his  property,  and 
wearing  away  health,  intelligence, 
and  life,  the  wretched  prisoner  must 
wait  for  the  deliberations  of  the 
Sagra  Consulta,  deliberations  which 
linger  through  years. 

The  process  of  the  trial  is  a  fac- 
simile of  the  memorable  system  of 
the  Inquisition.  All  is  secrecy.  The 
prisoner  is  never  suffered  to  confront 
the  accuser.  The  depositions  of  the 
witnesses  are  all  taken  down  in  pri- 
vate by  a  notary;  the  witnesses 
themselves  are  not  suffered  to  read 
over  their  own  depositions.  The 
witnesses  for,  or  against,  are  never 
confronted  with  the  accused ;  he  is 
never  suffered  even  to  know  who 
they  are.  When  the  depositions  are 
complete,  the  accused  is  brought  up 


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to  be  examined  by  the  same  notary 
and  one  of  the  inferior  judges ;  in 
other  words,  brought  up  to  be  urged 
to  criminate  himself.  If  the  case  be 
one  which  might  involve  a  sentence 
of  death,  the  accused  who  pleaded 
not  guilty,  or  refused  to  make  him- 
self a  criminal,  was  put  to  the  tor- 
ture. But  this  most  inhuman  pro- 
cess has  been  disused.  However, 
the  dungeon,  the  bread  and  water, 
and  the  utter  uncertainty  of  trial,  are 
still  torture  enough,  if  the  unfortu- 
nate man  had  never  felt  a  thumb- 
screw, nor  had  a  spine  dislocated  by 
the  rack.  The  absurdity  of  using 
torture  as  an  instrument  of  truth, 
could  not  be  more  clearly  evidenced 
than  by  the  Roman  practice.  If  the 
most  innocent  man  gave  way  under 
his  agony,  he  was  pronounced  guilty. 
If  the  most  guilty  had  the  hardihood 
of  nerve  to  refuse  all  confession  un- 
der the  torture,  he  was,  after  a  few 
experiments  on  the  toughness  of  his 
sinews,  pronounced  innocent,  and 
incapable  of  being  pronounced  guilty, 
let  the  proofs  be  however  powerful. 
Thus  all  was  in  favour  of  ruffianism. 
The  hardy  constitution  of  the  rob- 
ber and  highway  assassin,  was  his 
defence  j  while  the  feebler  frame  of 
the  honest  citizen,  or  the  man  of 
study  and  seclusion,  was  an  evidence 
of  crime,  and  betrayed  him  to  ruin. 
It  forms  a  striking  feature  in  all 
foreign  tribunals  that  their  prejudice 
is  against  the  accused,  and  this  espe- 
cially in  countries  where  espionage 
is  a  common  expedient  of  all  classes, 
where  conscience  is  solved  by  six- 
pence and  a  confessional,  and  where 
accusation  is  notoriously  made  on 
the  slightest  and  the  most  nefarious 
grounds.  While,  among  us,  though 
accusation  is  rare,  and  therefore  to 
be  presumed,  not  made  but  on  valid 
grounds,  the  prejudice  is  wholly  in 
favour  of  the  accused.  In  the  foreign 
tribunal,  the  onus  lies  on  the  accu- 
sed ;  in  the  English  on  the  accuser. 
In  the  one  the  business  of  the  judge 
is,  not  to  shew  that  the  accused  has 
justice,  but  that  he  cannot  escape. 
This  purpose  is  evidently  less  to  se- 
cure the  ends  of  truth,  than  to  vin- 
dicate the  strictness  of  the  laws ; 
the  accuser  is  the  favourite  of  the 
court,  the  accused  is  the  victim.  The 
judge  performs,  the  lawyer  examines 
and  cross-examines,  browbeats  and 
terrifies ;  the  accused,  probably  in- 


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nocent,  is  confounded,  silenced,  beat- 
en down,  but  the  judge  gains  the 
honours  of  a  successful  minister  by 
this  verbal  torture;  the  accused  is 
hanged,  and  the  tribunal  triumphs  in 
the  proof  that  it  has  cleverness 
enough  to  hang.  Even  in  France,  the 
majesty  of  justice,  which  consists  in 
its  fairness,  is  perpetually  insulted 
by  this  passion  for  conviction.  The 
judge  with  us  is  counsel  for  the  de- 
fendant, if  he  has  no  other.  The 
judge  in  France  is  counsel  for  the 
plaintiff,  if  he  had  a  thousand  others. 
Well  may  England  rejoice  in  her  lot ; 
and  manly  and  vigorous  may  be  her 
efforts  to  retain  the  Constitution 
which  has  made  her  the  depositary  of 
all  the  best  principles  of  law,  free- 
dom, and  religion. 

There  are  but  few  executions  in 
Rome,  for  there, as  in  all  other  places, 
the  chief  crimes  are  committedamong 
the  rabble ;  and  they  seldom  wait  for 
the  tardier  process  of  the  law.  Where 
a  culprit  may  be  shut  up  in  his  dun- 
geon for  half-a-dozen  years  from  the 
time  of  his  sentence  till  its  execu- 
tion, rabble  vengeance  is  not  much 
disposed  to  trust  to  the  tribunals. 
The  knife  is  a  speedier  mode  of  set- 
tling their  injuries.  Stab  is  given 
for  stab.  The  oppressor,  the  betray- 
er, or  the  robber,  is  run  through  the 
midriff  with  a  stiletto.  The  matter 
is  settled,  and  justice  troubles  her- 
self no  more  upon  the  subject. 

A  remarkable  exception  is  made  in 
the  case  of  priests  and  women.  Capi- 
tal punishment  cannot  touch  them. 
The  priest,  let  him  be  thief,  seducer, 
conspirator,  or  assassin,  is  never  to 
exhibit  on  a  scaffold.  He  goes,  at  the 
worst,  only  into  perpetual  confine- 
ment in  the  House  of  Correction — 
the  Ergastolo.  There  he  has  nothing 
to  do,  and  does  nothing.  He  wza^read 
his  breviary,  and  he  must  hear  mass 
once  a  day  ;  there  end  his  troubles. 
He  is  fed  by  the  Pope,  until  bis  be- 
nefactor grows  weary  of  feeding 
*  him;  as  he  becomes  burdensome,  he 
becomes  virtuous ;  his  days  in  this 
Roman  purgatory  now  rapidly  short- 
ten;  at  last  he  is  discovered  to  be 
clean  once  more.  The  padre  Cherico 
vouches  for  his  saintship,  and  he  is 
let  loose  upon  mankind  again.  If  he 
dies  in  confinement,  he  is  still  better 
off.  He  is  absolved,  anointed,  wrap- 
ped "  in  the  weeds  of  Dominic,"  and 
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The  women,  too,  are  sent  into  con- 
finement, but  with  this  difference, 
that  they  have  something  to  do. 
Many  a  fair  hand  of  the  Roman  don- 
zelle  is  at  this  hour  picking  hemp, 
spinning  wool,  and  making  horse- 
cloths. In  their  casa,  to  which  the 
archangel  Michael  gives  his  name, 
they  conquer  the  enemy  by  flogging, 
bread  and  water,  and  masses  perpe- 
tual,— a  sufficient  contrast  to  the 
life  of  a  promenader  of  the  Piazza 
di  Spagnay  a  free  Trasteverina,  or  a 
prima  cantatrice  of  the  Theatre  of 
the  Phoenix;  but  not  a  bad  retire- 
ment, after  all,  for  the  most  calami- 
tous of  fallen  potentates,  a  failing 
beauty.  The  Sagra  Consulta,  in  ad- 
dition to  its  functions  of  imprisoning 
and  hanging,  is  the  board  of  quaran- 
tine. Like  the  spear  of  Achilles,  if 
its  point  kills,  its  rust  cures ;  it  slays 
and  it  keeps  alive.  But  as  we  are 
now  nationally  startled  by  fears  of 
pestilence,  there  is  some  interest  in 
even  the  detail  of  Roman  quarantine. 

The  Papal  States  are  notoriously 
surrounded  by  pestilence.  Maho- 
met bequeathed  the  legacy  to  his 
converts,  and  in  the  lands  of  the 
Moslem  the  plague  never  dies.  If  it 
is  not  sweeping  the  turbans  of  Con- 
stantinople, it  is  doing  justice  on  the 
sheepskin  caps  of  Sliiraz  and  Tehe- 
ran. If  it  is  not  breaking  up  the 
Tartar  encampments  on  the  shores  of 
the  Baikal,  it  is  waging  war  against 
the  harems  of  Morocco ;  if  not  at 
Morocco,  it  is  at"  Cairo ;  and  if  not  at 
Cairo,  it  is  peace-making  between 
the  rival  butchers  of  Tripoli  and  Tu- 
nis, by  slaying  the  population  of 
both.  But  it  is  always  alive,  always 
in  action,  and  always  hovering  round 
the  states  of  his  Holiness.  Every 
wind  that  blows  may  bring  it,  and 
by  the  help  of  a  Mediterranean 
sloop,  which  will  bring  any  thing,  a 
Levant  captain,  who  will  swear  any 
thing,  and  a  Jew  pedlar,  who  will 
buy  any  thing,  a  pair  of  pantaloons 
may  spread  mortality,  at  any  hour, 
from  the  peasant  that  starves  in  his 
hut  to  the  Pope  that  revels  in  his 
palace,  from  Loretto  or  Civita  Vec- 
chia  to  the  Vatican. 

In  the  midst  of  this  perpetual  peril 
even  Roman  laziness  is  active,  and 
Papal  slumber  is  awake;  and  nothing 
can  be  a  more  convincing  proof  of 
the  value  of  precaution  on  such  a 
subject,  than  the  immunity  which 


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common  vigilance  can  thus  secure 
from  one  of  the  most  horrid  of  all 
evils,  as  well  as  the  most  subtle, 
permanent,  and  apparently  uncon- 
trollable by  man. 

The  two  chief  Roman  health-of- 
fices are  those  of  Civita  Vecchia  and 
Ancona.  Immediately  on  the  arri- 
val of  the  vessel,  the  captain  comes 
on  shore  to  an  appointed  spot,  which 
is  palisadoed,  to  prevent  communi- 
cation. Then  his  bill  of  health  is 
read  to  the  health-commissary,  who, 
if  he  has  any  suspicion  of  the  vessel, 
receives  the  bill  in  a  pair  of  tongs, 
and  smokes  it  over  burning  straw 
before  he  reads  it.  If  the  report  be 
favourable,  the  rest  of  the  crew  are 
ordered  to  appear,  and  are  then 
singly  examined.  If  all  be  well,  they 
are  admitted  to  free  pratique.  If  any 
remain  sick  on  board,  the  port  physi- 
cian visits  them;  if  they  are  sick  of  the 
pestilence,  the  captain  and  crew  are 
marched  back  on  board,  and  the  un- 
lucky doctor  is  forced  to  take  up  his 
quarters  with  them,  until  the  infec- 
tion is  fully  developed  or  extinguish- 
ed. Guards  are  set  over  the  vessel, 
and  on  the  shore,  to  prevent  commu- 
nication. If  the  plague  appears  une- 
quivocally, the  goods  are  either  burnt 
in  the  Lazaretto,  or  if  the  captain  ob- 
ject to  that,  they  are  put  on  board, 
and  the  vessel  is  ordered  to  put  to 
sea,  on  pain  of  being  fired  into  and 
sunk  at  her  moorings.  There  is  also 
a  perpetual  Board  of  Health,  consist- 
ing of  the  governor  of  the  district, 
and  five  other  magistrates,  who  assist 
the  Commissary  in  person,  each  for 
a  week.  In  any  peculiar  case,  the 
Commissary  has  the  power  to  call 
them  together.  Their  votes  and  opi- 
nions are  transmitted  to  the  secre- 
tary of  the  Sagra  Consulta.  The  af- 
fair is  taken  into  consideration  by 
that  body;  and  in  the  meantime, 
with  a  wise  precaution  against  con- 
sequences, the  vessel  and  crew  are 
kept  in  strict  quarantine.  No  bill  of 
health  from  the  Levant  or  the  coast 
of  Barbary  will  avail.  All  arrivals 
from  either  are  looked  on  as  coming 
from  a  land  of  pestilence ;  and  are 
destined  to  quarantine.  The  most 
important  reflection  for  us  is,  that  by 
the  help  of  these  arrangements,  plain 
and  manageable  as  they  are,  the  Ro- 
man States  have,  for  a  vast  length  of 
time,  been  secured  from  the  plague. 

The  construction  of  the  Papal  Ca- 


binet is  simple;  it  may  be  said  to  con- 
sist of  three  ministers,  the  Governor 
of  Rome,  the  Pope's  Auditor,  and  the 
Cardinal  Vicar,  three  officers,  each 
once  possessed  of  very  high  personal 
functions.  The  Governor  of  Rome 
is  always  a  prelate.  He  has  a  shewy 
establishment,  and  in  the  streets  is 
attended  with  a  guard.  He  may  be 
considered  as  the  representative  of 
the  Pope's  temporal  power.  But  this 
chief's  present  occupations  are  those 
of  a  head  of  the  police.  He  decides 
in  a  large  extent  of  civil  and  crimi- 
nal cases  ;  the  majority  of  which  in 
Rome,  however,  have  dwindled  down 
into  quarrels  between  the  mob,  or 
chicaneries  between  shopkeepers. 
One  section  of  the  Roman  jurisdic- 
tion deserves  remark  for  its  connec- 
tion with  the  general  tendency  to  cri- 
minate the  accused.  If  a  servant 
charges  his  employer  with  withhold- 
ing his  due,  the  first  process  of  the 
court  is  to  order  the  employer  in- 
stantly to  deposit  the  sum  demand- 
ed in  the  hands  of  its  officer — diffi- 
cult as  it  may  be  for  him  to  procure, 
or  utterly  groundless  as  the  demand 
may  be  on  the  face  of  it — or  he  must 
give  adequate  security  for  the  sum, 
or  be  imprisoned  at  once.  The  onus 
still  rests  upon  the  accused,  for  he 
is  compelled  to  prove  that  the  accu- 
ser has  spoken  falsely,  instead  of 
the  natural  process  compelling  the 
accuser  to  prove  that  he  has  spoken 
the  truth  ;  and  as  the  defendant's 
own  oath  goes  for  nothing,  he  must 
look  about  for  witnesses  of  a  trans- 
action, which,  in  nine  instances,  has 
no  witnesses,  or  be  condemned  to 
pay  the  whole  demand.  In  this  mode 
half  a  dozen  rogues,  by  conspiring 
against  any  man,  may  lock  up  his 
whole  property  in  the  Governor's 
hands,  and  while  he  is  not  indebted 
a  shilling  in  the  world,  may  strip 
him  of  every  shilling.  The  practice 
among  a  people  singularly  fraudulent 
by  nature,  and  who  in  all  cases  pre- 
fer the  circuitous  way  to  the  straight 
one,  must  produce  a  prodigious 
quantity  of  fraud,  offensive  and  de- 
fensive. An  amusing  story  on  this 
point  is  told  of  an  Englishman  and 
his  Roman  lawyer. 

The  English  *Milor  had  resided  at 
Rome  but  a  few  months,  when  he 
was  waited  on  by  a  succession  of 
dealers  in  virtu,  who,  to  his  astonish- 
ment, came,  not  to  solicit  commis- 


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sions  for  Venuses  and  Mercuries, 
but  to  demand  payment  of  "  their 
bills !"  John  Bull  burst  out  first  into 
laughter,  and  next  into  rage,  gave 
them  his  opinion  of  their  merits  in 
round  English,  and,  finally  declaring 
that  his  only  answer  would  be  the 
horse-whip  or  the  horse-pond,  put 
the  whole  deputation  to  the  rout 
down  the  marble  steps  of  his palazza. 
Next  day,  however,  he  was  waited 
on  by  a  more  formidable  requisition, 
in  the  shape  of  one  of  the  Gover- 
nor's Sbirri,  ordering  his  attendance 
with  the  money  in  question,  on  pain 
of  being  sent  to  jail.  There  are 
no  Habeas  Corpuses,  or  Insolvent 
Acts,  nor  any  of  the  English  frip- 
pery of  rights  and  wrongs,  in 
Rome ;  all  is  solid  payment,  plain 
prosecution,  and  jail  for  life.  The 
Englishman  devoted  Pope,  Governor, 
and  dealers  in  virtu,  to  the  Dii  manes, 
and  drove  to  a  famous  advocate. 
"  You  say  you  never  bought  this  five 
hundred  crowns  of  bronzes,  nor  this 
thousand  crowns  worth  of  intaglios, 
nor  this  three  thousand  ? " 

"Three thousand  furies!"  exclaim- 
ed the  Englishman,  "  do  you  take  me 
for  a  madman?  I  have  not  bought  six- 
pence-worth of  their  gewgaws  since 
I  came  into  Rome,  and  I  intend  to 
leave  it  to-morrow,  without  the  pur- 
chase of  so  much  as  a  sleeve-but- 
ton." 

"  Then  you  intend  to  pay  the  money, 
of  course  ?"  said  the  advocate. 

«  Not  a  paul,"  said  the  English- 
man ;  "  I  can  swear  that  I  never  saw 
the  yellow  visage  of  one  of  these  ras- 
cals before." 

The  advocate  at  length,  however, 
succeeded  in  bringing  his  angry  cli- 
ent to  leave  the  matter  to  his  manage- 
ment. The  money  being  paid  into 
Court,  the  trial  lingered  marvellous- 
ly, for  this  was,  in  the  first  place,  the 
genius  of  the  legislature,  and  in  the 
next,  the  enemy's  advocate  was  di- 
rected to  bring  it  into  the  malaria 
'season,  the  period  when  all  foreign- 
ers naturally  take  flight,  and  when 
the  innkeepers  lay  an  additional  tax 
upon  the  English  post-chaises.  John 
Bull  roared  in  vain,  and  was  on  the 
point  of  Diving  up  the  cause,  to  be 
let  loose  for  Albano,  Naples,  or  any 
other  part  of  the  earth,  where  he 
could  escape  a  six  months'  ague  and 
paralysis  for  life.  Fortune  favoured 
him  at  last.  The  malaria  fever  had 


made  its  way  into  the  Governor's 
household,  and  his  prelateship'order- 
ed  the  business  of  the  Court  to  be 
concluded  with  the  utmost  expedi-* 
tion.  The  advocate  waited  on  the 
Englishman.  "  You  may  now  order 
your  horses,"  said  he;  "  we  have 
gained  our  cause." 

"  Bravo !"  said  the  client, "  of  course 
you  shewed  that  the  fellows  could 
not  prove  my  ever  having  ordered 
their  trumpery  ?" 

"  Quite  the  contrary,"  said  the  ad- 
vocate; "  they  proved  the  fact,  and 
proved  it  by  no  less  than  twenty 
witnesses,  who  all  swore  that  they 
had  seen  you  order  them." 

The  Englishman  pronounced  that 
expression,  which  makes  such  a  figure 
in  the  mouth  of  the  British  sailor, 
and  which  Figaro  declares  to  be  "  le 
fond  de  la  langue" 

"But  how  did  you  beat  them  ?" 

"  Swearing  against  them  would  be 
of  no  use,  so  I  brought  five-and- 
twenty  witnesses  to  swear  that  they 
saw  you  pay  for  them.  The  fellows 
were  not  prepared  for  this,  and  you 
gained  your  cause." 

The  Pope's  Auditor  is  nearly  equi- 
valent to  our  Lord  Chancellor ;  he  is 
the  supreme  judge  in  civil  causes, 
but  is  not  restricted  to  the  rules  or 
limitations  of  the  other  tribunals.  His 
usual  method  is  to  determine  any 
peculiar  point  of  law  which  may  have 
arisen,  and  then  remit  the  cause  to 
the  inferior  tribunals.  He  decides  all 
matters  brought  before  him  in  equity. 
He  has  another  point  of  resemblance 
to  the  Lord  Chancellor,  (whose  office, 
indeed,  as  it  was  originally  held  by 
churchmen,  may  be  but  an  improved 
copy  of  the  Roman  Auditors.)  His 
functions  are  considered  to  be  so  im- 
mediately connected  with  those  of  the 
head  of  the  state,  or  his  advisers,  that 
they  cease  instantly  upon  the  Pope's 
death.  He  is  named  by  the  Pope  du- 
ring pleasure,  and  though  always  a 
prelate,  he  vacates  his  office  on  be- 
ing appointed  a  Cardinal,  thus  giving 
the  Pope  an  easy  means  of  getting 
rid  of  him ;  or  if  he  is  suffered  to  re- 
main in  office  afterwards,  it  must  be 
as  pro-auditor,  or  presumed  locum 
tenens  for  the  future  Auditor ;  and 
there  are  few  instances  where  the 
first  act  of  a  Pope  is  not  to  displace 
the  former  Auditor. 

The  Roman  Senate  still  subsists. 
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Conscript  Fathers,  the  men  of  the 
fasces  and  the  curule  chair,  are  now 
a  single  noble,  an  attorney,  and  three 
petty  justices.  The  distributors  of 
kingdoms,  and  the  chastisers  of  kings, 
are  now  a  court  for  fixing  the  week- 
ly price  of  butcher's  meat,  and  the 
recovery  of  small  debts.  Such  is  a 
name ! 

The  Cardinal  Vicar,  the  third  great 
officer  of  state,  possesses  very  high 
and  very  active  functions.  In  his 
court,  constituted  of  himself,  an  au- 
ditor, a  prelate  entitled  the  Vicege- 
rent, and  a  prelate  entitled  the  civil 
Luogotenente,  he  exercises  an  autho- 
rity in  civil  and  ecclesiastical  cases 
within  ten  miles  of  Rome.  Under 
other  modifications  he  exercises  a 
similar  jurisdiction  in  criminal  cases. 
But  he  possesses  one  function,  per- 
sonally and  exclusively,  which  alone 
gives  a  very  formidable  power.  As 
Cardinal  Vicar,  or  Vicar-General  to 
the  Pope,  he  is  censor  of  the  public 
morals.  By  this  single  authority,  he 
commands  the  liberty  of  every  man 
and  woman  in  the  state.  Espionage  is, 
of  course,  one  of  the  shortsighted  arts 
of  all  the  continental  governments. 
But  Roman  espionage  is  perpetual 
and  universal,  and,  with  the  restless- 
ness arid  meanness  that  belongs  to 
the  unemployed  life  of  monkery,  it 
makes  mischief  out  of  every  thing. 
The  Cardinal  Vicar  has  the  power  of 
arrest  and  conveyance  to  the  dun- 
geon, in  all  instances  of  his  own  ca- 
price, or  the  caprice  of  others.  The 
husband  who  wishes  to  get  rid  of  his 
wife,  the  wife  who  plots  against  her 
husband — and  in  the  miserable  sys- 
tem of  Italian  matrimony,  and  the 
habitual  profligacy  of  both  sexes, 
those  bitter  intrigues  and  fierce  se- 
parations are  frequent — has  only  to 
influence  the  Cardinal,  or  perhaps 
the  Cardinal's  valet,  or  the  valet's 
valet,  or  a  clerk  in  his  office  j  and 
the  accused  is  privately  seized,  pri- 
vately consigned  to  a  prison,  and 
privately  kept  there  for  years,  or  for 
life. 

In  England,  a  single  act  of  this 
kind  would  overthrow  a  Ministry, 
and  the  existence  of  such  an  office 
would  set  the  kingdom  in  a  flame. 
But  foreigners  are  satisfied  with 
shrugging  their  shoulders,  thanking 
the  Virgin  that  it  is  not  their  own 
ill  luck,,  and  wiping  out  all  traces  of 
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ra.  The  Italian,  as  long  as  he  has 
macaroni,  troubles  himself  but  lit- 
tle about  the  deeds  of  Cardinal  Vi- 
cars. A  cloak  that  will  keep  out  the 
rain,  and  a  cigar  that  will  smoke 
away  the  day,  advance  him  still  far- 
ther in  the  road  to  happiness.  But 
give  him  a  new  punchinello  for  the 
streets,  and  a  new  maestro  for  the 
stage,  and  let  dungeons  frown,  friends 
disappear,  executioners  flog,  and 
Vicars  and  Vicegerents  ride  over  the 
necks  of  mankind,  the  Italian  enjoys 
the  supreme  of  felicity.  Revolutions 
in  Italy !  There  may  be  a  few  dis- 
banded French  bravos,  longing  for 
plunder  and  full  pay  again ;  or  a  few 
broken  commissaries,  thinking  of 
the  glorious;  times  of  robbery;  but 
the  people  have  as  little  sympathy 
with  them,  as  they  have  with  Julius 
Csesar  and  the  Tenth  Legion.  There 
will  be  no  more  revolution  in  Italy 
than  in  the  bottoms  of  their  own 
coffee-cups.  The  priests  are  the 
masters  there,  and  even  if  the  Pope 
should  be  wntemporalized,  which  he 
will  not,  by  Austria,  nor  by  Europe, 
until  the  final  change  of  all  Euro- 
pean institutions  is  at  hand,  the 
priests  will  twist  the  chain  round 
the  hands,  the  feet,  and  the  throat  of 
the  Italian. 

Of  all  states,  the  Roman  is  the  most 
plagued  with  law.  Every  function- 
ary, from  the  Pope  to  the  lowest  pre- 
late, is  vested  with  judicial  rights  of 
some  kind  or  other ;  and  nothing  but 
actual  experience  can  conceive  the 
harassings,  the  expense,  and  the  per- 
petual misery,  of  this  teasing  eter- 
nity of  legislation.  Independently  of 
the  Segnatura  di  Giustizia,  a  tribu- 
nal of  law,  strictly  so  called,  and  the 
Segnatura  di  Grazia,  which  decides 
by  equity,  is  the  Rota,  a  sort  of  re- 
presentative tribunal  of  the  provinces 
of  Italy,  consisting  of  twelve  prelates, 
of  Rome,  the  Milanese,  Tuscany,  &c., 
and  the  Apostolic  Chamber,  consist- 
ing of  fourteen  members,  headed  by 
the  Cardinal  Camerlengo,  or  Great 
Chamberlain,  and  the  Roman  Trea- 
surer ; — the  whole  equivalent  to  our 
Commissioners  of  the  Treasury,  but 
still,  like  all  the  rest,  exercising  judi- 
cial functions. 

Under  a  system  of  government  in 
which  the  will  of  one  man  is  the  law, 
— for  the  Pope's  personal  decision  is 
considered  superior  to  all  written 
authorities,  and  is  without  appeal; 


1832.]  The  Papal  Government 

where  law,  in  even  its  most  judicial 
form,  refuses  all  oral  testimony,  all 
cross-examination,  and  all  confront- 
the  accuser  with  the  accused; 


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in 

where  the  chief  tribunals  receive  all 
anonymous  accusations  ;  where  the 
salaries  of  some  of  the  assessors  are 
not  above  five  pounds  English  a-y  ear; 
and,  to  complete  the  picture,  where 
a  lawsuit  for  half  of  five  pounds  may 
be  driven  from  court  to  court  for 
half-a-dozeii  years, — our  only  won- 
der should  be,  not  that  one  half  of 
the  Romans  are  on  the  very  verge  of 
beggary,  but  that  all  Rome  is  not 
one  aggregate  of  beggary,  one  mob 
of  mendicancy,  one  huge  workhouse. 
And  this  it  unquestionably  would  be, 
but  for  the  influx  of  foreigners,  and 
especially  of  the  English,  who  go 
there  to  gaze,  be  robbed,  and  be 
laughed  at  for  being  robbed.  In  fact, 
modern  Rome  has  always  lived  upon 
strangers, — upon  Popish  strangers 
before  the  Reformation,  and  upon 
the  Protestant  English  since.  By  a 
miracle  worth  all  the  miracles  of 
their  breviary,  the  Romans,  on  the 
strength  of  their  heretic  gains,  are 
beginning  to  glaze  their  windows, 
whitewash  their  pestilential  cham- 
bers, sweep  their  streets,  and  occa- 
sionally wash  their  own  hands  and 
faces.  But  if  a  war  should  check  the 
current  of  the  English,  the  whole  city 
will  tumble  into  bankruptcy ;  Rome 
will  be  one  grand  Seccatura,  and  the 
habitual  Italian  physiognomy  will  be 
restored,  squalid  and  unblenched  as 
ever.  But  it  is  in  the  provinces  that 
the  misery  is  most  palpable.  The 
States  lying  on  the  Adriatic,  Umbria, 
the  Marca,  and  the  Legations,  by  their 
great  natural  fertility,  counteract  the 
indolence  and  the  poverty  of  their 
people.  But  their  system  of  farm- 
ing— farms  of  thousands  of  acres, 
constant  fallows,  and  interminable 
copses,  for  the  food  of  the  cattle  in 
winter,  and  firing — leave  the  cultiva- 
tors in  comparative  helplessness.  It 
is  on  the  Mediterranean  side,  iheMa- 
remma,  that  the  system  is  completely 
felt.  The  whole  is  little  better  than 
a  desert,  though  the  soil  is  singularly 
fertile ;  but  it  is  infected  by  vapours 
which  render  it  unhealthy.  This 
obstacle,  however,  might  be  soon 
overcome  by  a  vigorous  people,  for 
the  marshes  are  easily. capable  of  be- 
ing drained;  and  by  planting  in  ju- 


dicious situations,  where  the  south 
wind  might  be  excluded,  and  by  cul- 
tivating the  soil,  there  is  full  evidence 
that  the  infection  might  be  totally 
extinguished.  But  the  Italians  are 
not  that  people.  They  would  rather 
smoke  the  worst  tobacco  in  the  world, 
sip  the  worst  chocolate,  breathe  the 
worst  air,  and  live  under  the  worst 
government,  than  take  spade  or 
plough  in  hand,  shake  off  their  indo- 
lence and  rags  together,  and  send  the 
priests  and  the  pedants  to  legislate 
for  the  Esquimaux. 

Politics  are  much  talked  of  in  Italy; 
for  they  are,  like  the  Athenians  in 
the  days  of  their  degeneracy,  prodi- 
gious lovers  of  news,  and  settlers  of 
the  affairs  of  all  mankind.  But  even 
their  lovers  of  liberty  do  not  under- 
stand what  they  are  talking  about. 
They  sigh  for  Jacobinism,  and  have 
no  more  conception  of  a  liberty 
which  could  gain  its  point  without 
plunder,  and  live  without  unsettling 
the  whole  frame  of  society,  than  they 
have  of  an  eruption  of  Vesuvius 
without  fire,  or  a  Pope  without  a  ne- 
phew. The  elections  of  the  Pope  are 
now  mere  matters  of  form.  France 
has  lost  all  her  weight,  or  rather  has 
contemptuously  abandoned  it ;  Por- 
tugal and  Spain  are  still  powerful  in 
the  conclave ;  but  Austria  is  the  great 
absorbent, — she  can  make  any  Pope 
she  pleases.  She,  however,  is  wisely 
satisfied  with  having  the  substance 
of  power,  without  the  shew.  But  day 
by  day  she  is  binding  the  Popedom 
more  to  her  interests ;  she  is  beco- 
ming more  and  more  the  habitual  re- 
fuge of  the  Popes ;  and  it  altogether 
depends  on  Prince  Metternich  whe- 
ther the  next  election  will  or  will  not 
see  the  last  Italian  privilege — that  of 
making  an  Italian  Pope — nullified, 
and  place  an  Archduke  on  the  Papal 
throne. 

In  these  remarks  on  the  Italian 
character,  it  is  spoken  of  only  as 
borne  down  by  the  vices  of  its  go- 
vernments. If  men  live  in  a  dun- 
geon, they  must  have  the  habits  of  a 
dungeon.  If  the  Italian  is  eternally 
surrounded  by  spies,  he  must  be 
either  a  spy  or  a  victim.  If  his  go- 
vernment will  give  him  nothing  to 
do,  or  will  not  suffer  him  to  do  any 
thing  for  himself,  he  must  be  either 
a  thief  or  an  idler,  he  must  either 
beg  or  carry  a  barrel-organ.  By  na- 


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ture  he  has  great  gifts,  perhaps  the  the  noble,  and  the  grand  in  the  arts; 

most  marked  and  admirable  of  any  a  poet  by  nature — a  musician  by  in- 

man  of  Europe.     His  country  is  the  stinct— a  victim  and  a  slave  only  by 

soil  of  genius ;  he  is  singularly  acute,  the  vileness  of  his  governments,  and 

vivid,  and  sensitive,  with  the  most  the  blindness  of  his  religion, 
glowing  susceptibility  of  the  lovely, 


FAMILY  POETRY. — NO,  III. 
THE  PLAY, 

Quseque  ipse  miserrima  vidi. — Vino. 

CATHERINE  of  Cleves  was  a  lady  of  rank, 

She  had  lands,  and  fine  houses,  and  cash  in  the  bank  j 

She  had  jewels  and  rings, 

And  a  thousand  smart  things, 

Was  lovely  and  young, 

With  a  rather  sharp  tongue, 
And  she  wedded  a  duke  of  high  degree, 
With  the  star  of  the  order  of  St  Esprit; 

But  the  Duke  de  Guise 

Was  by  many  degrees 
Her  senior,  and  not  very  easy  to  please ; 
He'd  a  sneer  on  his  lip,  and  a  scowl  with  his  eye, 
And  a  frown  on  his  brow — and  he  look'd  like  a  GUY— - 

So  she  took  to  intriguing 

With  Monsieur  St  Megrin, 
A  young  man  of  fashion,  and  figure,  and  worth, 
But  with  no  great  pretensions  to  fortune  or  birth ; 

He  would  sing,  fence,  and  dance 

With  any  man  in  France, 
And  took  his  rappee  with  genteel  nonchalance; 
He  smiled,  and  he  flatter'd,  and  flirted  with  ease, 
And  was  very  superior  to  Monseigneur  de  Guise. 

Now  Monsieur  St  Megrin  was  curious  to  know 
If  the  lady  approved  of  his  passion,  or  no ; 

So,  without  more  ado, 

He  put  on  his  surtout, 
And  went  to  a  man  with  a  beard  like  a  Jew, 

One  Signor  Ruggieri, 

A  cunning-man  near,  he 

Could  conjure,  tell  fortunes,  and  calculate  tides, 
Perform  tricks  on  the  cards,  and  heaven  knows  what  besides, 
Bring  back  a  stray' d  cow,  silver  ladle,  or  spoon, 
And  was  thought  to  be  thick  with  the  man-in-the-moon. 

The  sage  took  his  stand 

With  his  wand  in  his  hand, 

Drew  a  circle,  then  gave  the  dread  word  of  command, 
Saying  solemnly-—"  Presto  ! — Hey,  quick  !—  Coch-a-lorum  /" 
When  the  Duchess  immediately  popp'd  up  before  'em. 

Just  then  a  conjunction  of  Venus  and  Mars, 

Or  something  peculiar  above  in  the  stars, 

Attracted  the  notice  of  Signor  Ruggieri, 

Who  bolted,  and  left  him  alone  with  his  deary.—* 

Monsieur  St  Megrin  went  down  on  his  knees, 

And  the  J)uche<js  shed  tears  large  as  marrgwfat  peas, 


1832.)  Family  Poetry.    No.  lit—The  Play,  £51 

When — fancy  the  shock  I — • 

A  loud  double-knock 
Made  the  lady  cry,  "  Get  up,  you  fool  I— there's  De  Guise !" 

'Twas  his  grace  sure  enough  j 

So  Monsieur,  looking  bluff, 

Strutted  by,  with  his  hat  on,  and  fingering  his  ruff : 
While,  unseen  by  either,  away  flew  the  dame 
Through  the  opposite  keyhole,  the  same  way  she  came ; 

But  alack !  and  alas ! 

A  mishap  came  to  pass, 
In  her  hurry  she  somehow  or  other  let  fall 
A  new  silk  bandana  she'd  worn  as  a  shawl ; 

She  had  used  it  for  drying 

Her  bright  eyes  while  crying, 
And  blowing  her  nose  as  her  beau  talk'd  of  "  dying !" 

Now  the  Duke,  who  had  seen  it  so  lately  adorn  her, 
And  knew  the  great  C  with  the  Crown  in  the  corner, 
The  instant  he  spied  it  smoked  something  amiss, 
And  said,  with  some  energy,  "  D — n  it !  what's  this  ?" 

He  went  home  in  a  fume, 

And  bounced  into  her  room, 

Crying,  "  So,  ma'am,  I  find  I've  some  cause  to  feel  jealous. 
Look  here ! — here's  a  proof  you  run  after  the  fellows  ! — . 
Now  take  up  that  pen — if  it's  bad,  choose  a  better-— 
And  write  as  I  dictate  this  moment  a  letter 

To  Monsieur — you  know  who  !"— 

The  lady  look'd  blue  ; 
But  replied,  with  much  firmness,  "  Curse  me  if  I  do  I"-* 

Then  De  Guise  grasp'd  her  wrist 

With  his  great  mutton  fist, 
And  pinch'd  it,  and  gave  it  so  painful  a  twist, 
That  his  hard  iron  gauntlet  the  flesh  went  an  inch  in ! 
She  didn't  mind  death,  but  she  could  not  bear  pinching ; 

So  she  sat  down  and  wrote 

This  polite  little  note ; 
«  Dear  Mister  St  Megrin, 

The  Chiefs  of  the  League  in 

Our  house  come  to  dine 

This  evening  at  nine ; 

I  shall  soon  after  ten, 

Slip  away  from  the  men, 

And  you'll  find  me  up  stairs  in  the  drawing-room  then. 
Come  up  the  back  way,  or  those  impudent  thieves, 
The  servants  will  see  you ; 

Yours, 

Catherine  of  Cleves." 

She  directed,  and  sealed  it,  all  pale  as  a  ghost, 
And  De  Guise  put  it  into  the  twopenny  post. 

St  Megrin  had  almost  jump'd  out  of  his  skin 
For  joy,  that  day  when  the  post  came  in : 

He  read  the  note  through, 

Then  began  it  anew, 
And  thought  it  almost  too  good  news  to  be  true. 

He  clapp'd  on  his  hat, 

And  a  hood  over  that, 

\Vith  a  cloak  to  disguise  him  and  make  him  look  fat; 
So  great  his  impatience,  from  half  after  four 
He  was  waiting  till  ten  at  De  Guise's  back-door. 
When  he  heard  the  great  clock  of  St  Genevieve  chime, 
He  ran  up  the  back-staircase  six  steps  at  a  time, 


Family  Poetry.    No.  lit—  The  Play.  [March, 

But  had  scarce  made  his  bow 

He  hardly  knew  how, 

When,  alas  and  alack  ! 

There  was  no  getting  back, 
For  the  drawing-room  door  was  bang'd  to  with  a  whack. — 

In  vain  he  applied 

To  the  handle,  and  tried, 
Somebody  or  other  had  lock'd  it  outside  ! 
And  the  Duchess  in  agony  sobb'd,  "  My  poor  chap, 
We  are  cotch  like  a  couple  of  rats  in  a  trap  !" 

Now  the  Duchess's  Page, 

About  twelve  years  of  age, 
For  so  little  a  boy  was  uncommonly  sage ; 
And,  just  in  the  nick,  to  their  joy  and  amazement, 
Popp'd  the  gas-lighter's  ladder  close  under  the  casement; 

But  all  would  not  do — 

Though  St  Megrin  got  through 
The  window, — below  stood  De  Guise  and  his  crew, 
And  though  never  man  was  more  brave  than  St  Megrin, 
Yet  fighting  a  score  is  extremely  fatiguing; 

He  thrust  carte  and  tierce 

Remarkably  fierce, 
But  not  Beelzebub's  self  could  their  cuirasses  pierce, 

While  his  doublet  and  hose, 

Being  holiday  clothes, 

Were  soon  cut  through  and  through  from  his  knees  to  his  nose ; 
Still  an  old  crooked  sixpence  the  Conjurer  gave  him, 
From  "  pistol  and  sword"  was  sufficient  to  save  him, 

But,  when  beat  on  his  knees, 

That  confounded  De  Guise 

Came  behind  with  the  fogle  that  caused  all  this  breeze, 
Whipp'd  it  tight  round  his  neck,  and,  when  backwards  he'd  jerk'd  him, 
The  rest  of  the  rascals  jump'd  on  him  and  Burk'd  him. 
The  poor  little  Page  too  himself  got  no  quarter,  but 

Was  served  the  same  way, 

And  was  found,  the  next  day, 
With  his  heels  in  the  air  and  his  head  in  the  water-butt. 

Catherine  of  Cleves 

Roar'd  "  Murder!"  and  «  Thieves!!" 

From  the  window  above 

While  they  murder'd  her  love, 

Till  finding  the  rogues  had  accomplish'd  his  slaughter, 
She  drank  Prussic  acid  without  any  water, 
And  died  like  a  Duke-and-a-Duchess's  daughter ! 

MORAL. 

Take  warning,  ye  fair,  from  this  play  of  the  Bard's, 
And  don't  go  where  fortunes  are  told  on  the  cards! 
But  steer  clear  of  conjurers  ! — never  put  query 
To  "  wise  Mrs  Williams,"  or  folks  like  Ruggieri  : 
When  alone  in  your  room  shut  your  door  to,  and  lock  it  ; 
Above  all,  KEEP  YOUR  HANDKERCHIEF  SAFE  IN  YOUR  POCKET  ! 
Lest  you  too  should  stumble,  and  Lord  Leveson  Gower,  he 
Be  call'd  on,— sad  poet !— to  tell  your  sad  story ! 


1832.] 


Chateaubriand. 


553 


CHATEAUBRIAND. 

No.  I.— ITINERAIRE. 


IT  is  one  of  the  worst  effects  of 
the  vehemence  of  faction,  which  has 
recently  agitated  the  nation,  that  it 
tends  to  withdraw  the  attention  alto- 
gether from  works  of  permanent 
literary  merit,  and  by  presenting  no- 
thing to  the  mind  but  a  constant  suc- 
cession of  party  discussions,  both  to 
disqualify  it  for  enjoying  the  sober 
pleasure  of  rational  information,  and 
render  the  great  works  which  are 
calculated  to  delight  and  improve 
the  species,  known  only  to  a  limited 
class  of  readers.  The  conceit  and 
prejudice  of  a  large  portion  of  the 
public,  increase  just  in  proportion 
to  the  diminution  of  their  real  in- 
formation. By  incessantly  studying 
journals  where  the  advantage  of 
the  spread  of  knowledge  is  sedu- 
lously inculcated,  they  imagine  that 
they  have  attained  that  knowledge, 
because  they  have  read  these  jour- 
nals, and  by  constantly  abusing  those 
who  oppose  themselves  to  the  light 
of  truth,  they  come  to  forget  that 
none  oppose  it  so  effectually  as  those 
who  substitute  for  its  steady  ray  the 
lurid  flame  of  democratic  flattery. 

We  have  always  maintained  the 
contrary  doctrine ;  we  assert  that  the 
diffusion  of  useful  knowledge,  of  all 
that  can  dispel  prejudice,  elevate  the 
understanding,  and  purify  the  heart, 
is  not  in  the  ratio,  but  the  inverse 
ratio,  of  the  reading  of  newspapers ; 
that  party  politics  are  to  men  what 
novels  are  to  women,  and  ardent 
spirits  to  the  labouring  classes ;  that 
they  agitate  the  mind  with  passion, 
without  storing  it  with  information ; 
and  call  millions  to  the  decision  of 
questions  which  neither  nature  has 
given  them  faculties  to  understand, 
nor  study  the  means  of  competently 
judging.  We  maintain  that  preju- 
dice is  so  common,  passion  so  gene- 
ral, information  so  scanty,  in  this  ge^ 
neration,  not  because  they  do  not, 
but  because  they  do,  read  to  such  an 
exclusive  degree  the  public  jour- 
nals ;  and  that  the  acrimonious  style 
in  which  they  are  written,  the  hasty 
conclusions  which  they  contain,  and 
the  partial  view  of  human  affairs 
which  they  exhibit,  are  of  all  other 
circumstances  those  which  are  most 
adverse  to  the  developement  or  dif- 
fusion of  truth. 

VOL.  xxxi.  NO.  cxcu. 


It  is,  therefore,  with  sincere  and 
heartfelt  joy,  that  we  turn  from  the 
turbid  and  impassioned  stream  of 
political  discussion,  to  the  pure  foun- 
tains of  literary  genius ;  from  the 
vehemence  of  party  strife  to  the  calm- 
ness of  philosophic  investigation; 
from  works  of  ephemeral  celebrity 
to  the  productions  of  immortal  ge- 
nius. When  we  consider  the  vast 
number  of  these  which  have  issued 
from  the  European  press  during  the 
last  fifteen  years,  and  the  small  ex- 
tent to  which  they  are  as  yet  known 
to  the  British  public,  we  are  struck 
with  astonishment;  and  confirmed 
in  the  opinion,  that  those  WHO  are 
loudest  in  praise  of  the  spread  of  in- 
formation, are  generally  those  who 
possess  least  of  it  for  any  useful  pur- 
pose. 

It  has  long  been  a  settled  opinion 
in  France,  that  the  seams  of  English 
literature  are  wrought  out;  that 
while  we  imagine  we  are  advancing, 
we  are  in  fact  only  moving  round  in 
a  circle,  and  that  it  is  in  vain  to  ex- 

Eect  any  thing  new  on  human  affairs 
-om  a  writer  under  the  English  con- 
stitution. This  they  ascribe  to  the 
want  of  the  bouleversement  of  ideas, 
and  the  extrication  of  original  thought, 
which  a  revolution  produces;  and 
they  coolly  calculate  on  the  catas- 
trophe which  is  to  overturn  the  Eng- 
lish government,  as  likely  to  open 
new  veins  of  thought  among  its  in- 
habitants, and  pour  new  streams  of 
eloquence  into  its  writers. 

Without  acquiescing  in  the  justice 
of  this  observation  in  all  its  parts, 
and  strenuously  asserting  for  the  age 
of  Scott  and  Byron  a  decided  supe- 
riority over  any  other  in  British  his- 
tory since  the  days  of  Shakspeare 
and  Milton  in  poetry  and  romance, 
we  must  admit  that  the  observation, 
in  many  departments  of  literature,  is 
but  too  well  founded.  No  one  will 
accuse  us  of  undue  partiality  for  the 
French  Revolution,  a  convulsion 
whose  principles  we  have  so  long 
and  so  vigorously  opposed,  and 
whose  horrors  we  have  endeavoured, 
sedulously,  though  inadequately,  to 
impress  upon  our  readers.  It  is  there- 
fore with  a  firm  conviction  of  imparti- 
ality, and  a  consciousness  of  yielding 
only  to  the  tone  of  truth,  that  wo  are 

2N 


554 


Chateaubriand. 


[March, 


obliged  to  confess,  that  in  historical 
and  political  compositions  the  French 
of  our  age  are  greatly  superior  to  the 
writers  of  this  country.  We  are  not 
insensible  to  the  merits  of  our  mo- 
dern English  historians.  We  fully  ap- 
preciate the  learned  research  of  Tur- 
ner, the  acute  and  valuable  narra- 
tive of  Lingard,  the  elegant  language 
and  antiquarian  industry  of  Tytler, 
the  vigour  and  originality  of  M'Crie, 
and  the  philosophic  wisdom  of  Mack- 
intosh— and  if  we  can  find  room  for 
it  amidst  the  whirl  of  politics,  we 
shall  endeavour  to  do  justice  to  their 
labours  in  this  Miscellany.  But  still 
we  feel  the  justice  of  the  French  ob- 
servation, that  there  is  something 
"  English"  in  all  their  ideas.  Their 
thoughts  seem  formed  on  the  even 
tenor  of  political  events  prior  to  1789: 
and  in  reading  their  works  we  can 
hardly  persuade  ourselves  that  they 
have  been  ushered  into  the  world 
since  the  French  Revolution  advan- 
ced a  thousand  years  the  materials 
of  political  investigation. 

Chateaubriand  is  universally  al- 
lowed by  the  French,  of  all  parties, 
to  be  their  first  writer.  His  merits, 
however,  are  but  little  understood  in 
this  country.  He  is  known  as  once  a 
minister  of  Louis  XVIIL,  and  ambas- 
sador of  that  monarch  in  London,  as 
the  writer  of  many  celebrated  politi- 
cal pamphlets,  arid  the  victim,  since 
the  Revolution  of  1830,  of  his  noble 
and  ill-requited  devotion  to  that  un- 
fortunate family.  Few  are  aware  that 
he  is,  without  one  single  exception, 
the  most  eloquent  writer  of  the  pre- 
sent age ;  that  independent  of  politics, 
he  has  produced  many  works  on  mo- 
rals, religion,  and  history,  destined  for 
immortal  endurance  ;  that  his  wri- 
tings combine  the  strongest  love  of 
rational  freedom,  with  the  warmest 
inspiration  of  Christian  devotion;  that 
he  is,  as  it  were,  the  link  between  the 
feudal  and  the  revolutionary  ages;  re- 
taining from  the  former  its  generous 
and  elevated  feeling,  and  inhaling 
from  the  latter  its  acute  and  fearless 
investigation.  The  last  pilgrim,  with 
devout  feelings,  to  the  holy  sepulchre, 
he  was  the  first  supporter  of  consti- 
tutional freedom  in  France ;  discard- 
ing thus  from  former  times  their  bi- 
goted fury,  and  from  modern,  their 
infidel  spirit,  blending  all  that  was 
noble  in  the  ardour  of  the  Crusades, 
with  all  that  is  generous  in  the  en- 
thusiasm of  freedom. 


The  greatest  work  of  this  writer  is 
his  "  Genie  du  Christianisme,"  a 
work  of  consummate  ability  and 
splendid  eloquence,  in  which  he  has 
enlisted  in  the  cause  of  religion  all 
the  treasures  of  knowledge  and  all  the 
experience  of  ages,  and  sought  to 
captivate  the  infidel  generation  in 
which  he  wrote,  not  only  by  the 
force  of  argument,  but  the  grace  of 
imagination.  To  us  who  live  in  a 
comparatively  religious  atmosphere, 
and  who  have  not  yet  witnessed  the 
subversion  of  the  altar,  by  the  storms 
which  overthrew  the  throne,  it  is  dif- 
ficult to  estimate  the  importance  of 
a  work  of  this  description,  which  in- 
sinuated itself  into  the  mind  of  the 
most  obdurate  infidels  by  the  charms 
of  literary  composition,  and  subdu- 
ed thousands  inaccessible  to  any 
other  species  of  influence  by  the 
sway  it  acquired  over  the  fancy. 
Cosi  all  egro  fanciul'  porglamo  aspersi, 
Di  soave  licor  gli  orsi  del  vaso ; 
Sucuhi  amaria  ingannato  intanto  ei  beve, 
Et  dall  inganno  suo  vita  riceve. 

It  is  not  however  to  this  immortal 
work  that  we  are  now  to  direct  the 
attention  of  our  readers :  that  will 
form  the  subject  of  another  article 
in  a  succeeding  Number.  We  intend 
at  present  to  confine  our  attention  to 
his  "Itineraire  de  Paris  a  Jerusalem," 
being  an  account  of  the  author's  jour- 
ney  in  1806,  from  Paris  to  Greece, 
Constantinople,  Palestine,  Egypt  and 
Carthage.  This  work  is  not  so  much 
a  book  of  travels  as  memoirs  of  the 
feelings  and  impressions  of  the  au- 
thor during  a  journey  over  the  shores 
of  the  Mediterranean ;  the  cradle,  as 
Dr  Johnson  observed,  of  all  that  dig- 
nifies and  has  blest  human  nature, 
of  our  laws,  our  religion,  and  our 
civilisation.  It  may  readily  be  an- 
ticipated that  the  observations  of 
such  a  man,  in  such  scenes,  must 
contain  much  that  is  interesting  and 
delightful:  our  readers  may  prepare 
themselves  for  a  high  gratification  ; 
it  is  seldom  that  they  have  such  an 
intellectual  feast  laid  before  them. 
We  have  translated  the  passages, 
both  because  there  is  no  English  ver- 
sion with  which  we  are  acquainted 
of  this  work,  and  because  the  trans- 
lations which  usually  appear  of 
French  authors  are  executed  in  so 
slovenly  a  style. 

Of  his  first  night  amidst  the  ruins 
of  Sparta,  our  author  gives  the  fol- 
lowing interesting  account : — 


1 838.]  Chateaubriand. 

"  After  supper  Joseph  brought  me 
my  saddle,  which  usually  served  for 
my  pillow.  I  wrapped  myself  in  my 
cloak,  and  slept  on  the  banks  of  the 
Eurotas  under  a  laurel.  The  night 
was  so  clear  and  serene,  that  the 
milky  way  formed  a  resplendent 
arch,  reflected  in  the  waters  of  the 
river,  and  by  the  light  of  which  I 
could  read.  I  slept  with  my  eyes 
turned  towards  the  heavens,  and 
with  the  constellation  of  the  Swan 
of  Leda  directly  above  my  head. 
Even  at  this  distance  of  time  I  re- 
collect the  pleasure  I  experienced 
in  sleeping  thus  in  the  woods  of 
America,  and  still  more  in  awaken- 
ing in  the  middle  of  the  night.  I 
there  heard  the  sound  of  the  wind 
rustling  through  those  profound  so- 
litudes, the  cry  of  the  stag  and  the 
deer,  the  fall  of  a  distant  cataract, 
while  the  fire  at  my  feet,  half  ex- 
tinguished, reddened  from  below  the 
foliage  of  the  forest.  I  even  expe- 
rienced a  pleasure  from  the  voice  of 
the  Iroquois,  when  he  uttered  his 
cry  in  the  midst  of  the  untrodden 
woods,  and  by  the  light  of  the  stars, 
amidst  the  silence  of  nature,  pro- 
claimed his  unfettered  freedom. 
Emotions  such  as  these  please  at 
twenty  years  of  age,  because  life  is 
then  so  full  of  vigour,  that  it  suffices 
as  it  were  for  itself,  and  because 
there  is  something  in  early  youth 
which  incessantly  urges  towards  the 
mysterious  and  the  unknown:  ipsi 
sibi  somnia  fingenf;  but  in  a  more 
mature  age  the  mind  reverts  to  more 
imperishable  emotions:  it  inclines, 
most  of  all,  to  the  recollections  and 
the  examples  of  history.  I  would 
still  sleep  willingly  on  the  banks  of 
the  Eurotas  and  the  Jordan,  if  the 
shades  of  the  three  hundred  Spar- 
tans, or  of  the  twelve  ,sons  of  Jacob, 
were  to  visit  my  dream's ;  but  I  would 
no  longer  set  out  to  visit  lands  which 
have  never  been  explored  by  the 
plough.  I  now  feel  the  desire  for 
those  old  deserts  which  shroud  the 
walls  of  Babylon  or  the  legions  of 
Pharsalia :  fields  of  which  the  fur- 
rows are  engraven  on  human  thought, 
and  where  I  may  find  man  as  I  am, 
the  blood,  the  tears,  and  the  labours 
of  man."— I.  86,  87. 

From  Laconia  our  author  directed 
his  steps  by  the  isthmus  of  Corinth 
to  Athens.  Of  his  first  feelings  in 
the  ancient  cradle  of  taste  and  genius 


355 

he  gives  the  following  beautiful  de- 
scription : — 

"  Overwhelmed  with  fatigue,  I 
slept  for  some  time  without  inter- 
ruption, when  I  was  atlength  awaken- 
ed by  the  sound  of  Turkish  music, 
proceeding  from  the  summits  of  the 
JPropyleum.  At  the  same  time  a 
Mussulman  priest  from  one  of  the 
mosques  called  the  faithful  to  pray 
in  the  city  of  Minerva.  I  cannot  de- 
scribe what  I  felt  at  the  sound ;  that 
Iman  had  no  need  to  remind  one  of 
the  lapse  of  time :  his  voice  alone  in 
these  scenes  announced  the  revolu- 
tion of  ages. 

"  This  fluctuation  in  human  affairs 
is  the  more  remarkable  from  the  con- 
trast which  it  affords  to  the  unchange- 
ableness  of  nature.  As  if  to  insult 
the  instability  of  human  affairs,  the 
animals  and  the  birds  experience  no 
change  in  their  empires,  nor  altera- 
tions in  their  habits.  I  saw,  when 
sitting  on  the  hill  of  the  Muses,  the 
storks  form  themselves  into  a  wedge, 
and  wing  their  flight  towards  the 
shores  of  Africa.  For  two  thousand 
years  they  have  made  the  same  voy- 
age— they  have  remained  free  and 
happy  in  the  city  of  Solon,  as  in  that 
of  the  chief  of  the  black  eunuchs. 
From  the  height  of  their  nests,  which 
the  revolutions  below  have  not  been 
able  to  reach,  they  have  seen  the 
races  of  men  disappear:  while  im- 
pious generations  have  arisen  on  the 
tombs  of  their  religious  parents,  the 
young  stork  has  never  ceased  to 
nourish  its  aged  parent.  I  involun- 
tarily fell  into  these  reflections,  for 
the  stork  is  the  friend  of  the  travel- 
ler: '  it  knows  the  seasons  of  hea- 
ven.' These  birds  were  frequently 
my  companions  in  the  solitudes  of 
America:  I  have  often  seen  them 
perched  on  the  wigwams  of  the  sa- 
vage; and  when  I  saw  them  rise 
from  another  species  of  desert,  from 
the  ruins  of  the  Parthenon,  I  could 
not  avoid  feeling  a  companion  in  the 
desolation  of  empires. 

"  The  first  thing  which  strikes  a 
traveller  in  the  monuments  of  Athens, 
is  their  lovely  colour.  In  our  cli- 
mate, where  the  heavens  are  charged 
with  smoke  and  rain,  the  whitest 
stone  soon  becomes  tinged  with  black 
and  green.  It  is  not  thus  with  the 
atmosphere  of  Athens.  The  clear 
sky  and  brilliant  sun  of  Greece  have 
shed  over  the  marble  of  Paros  and 


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Chateaubriand. 


[March, 


Pentilicus  a  golden  hue,  comparable 
only  to  the  finest  and  most  fleeting 
tints  of  autumn. 

"  Before  I  saw  these  splendid  re- 
mains I  had  fallen  into  the  ordinary 
error  concerning  them.  I  conceived 
they  were  perfect  in  their  details, 
but  that  they  wanted  grandeur.  But 
the  first  glance  at  the  originals  is  suf- 
ficient to  shew  that  the  genius  of  the 
architects  has  supplied  in  the  mag- 
nitude of  proportion  what  was  want- 
ing in  size;  and  Athens  is  accord- 
ingly filled  with  stupendous  edifices. 
The  Athenians,  a  people  far  from 
rich,  few  in  number,  have  succeeded 
in  moving  gigantic  masses;  the 
blocks  of  stone  in  the  Pnyx  and  the 
Propyleum  are  literally  quarters  of 
rock.  The  slabs  which  stretch  from 
pillar  to  pillar  are  of  enormous  di- 
mensions :  the  columns  of  the  Tem- 
ple of  Jupiter  Olympius  are  above 
sixty  feet  in  height,  and  the  walls 
of  Athens,  including  those  which 
stretched  to  the  Piraeus,  extended 
over  nine  leagues,  and  were  so  broad 
that  two  chariots  could  drive  on 
them  abreast.  The  Romans  never 
erected  more  extensive  fortifica- 
tions. 

"  By  what  strange  fatality  has  it 
happened  that  the  chefs  d'osuvre  of 
antiquity,  which  the  moderns  go  so 
far  to  admire,  have  owed  their  de- 
struction chiefly  to  the  moderns 
themselves  ?  The  Parthenon  was 
entire  in  1687;  the  Christians  at 
first  converted  it  into  a  church,  and 
the  Turks  into  a  mosque.  The  Ve- 
netians, in  the  middle  of  the  light  of 
the  seventeenth  century,  bombarded 
the  Acropolis  with  red-hot  shot;  a 
shell  fell  on  the  Parthenon,  pierced 
the  roof,  blew  up  a  few  barrels  of 
powder,  and  blew  into  the  air  great 
part  of  the  edifice,  which  did  less 
honour  to  the  gods  of  antiquity  than 
the  genius  of  man.  No  sooner  was 
the  town  captured,  than  Morosini,  in 
the  design  of  embellishing  Venice 
with  its  spoils,  took  down  the  statues 
from  the  front  of  the  Parthenon ;  and 
another  modern  has  completed,  from 
love  for  the  arts,  that  which  the  Ve- 
netian had  begun.  The  invention 
of  fire-arms  has  been  fatal  to  the 
monuments  of  antiquity.  Had  the 
barbarians  been  acquainted  with  the 
use  of  gunpowder,  not  a  Greek  or 
Roman  edifice  would  have  survived 
their  invasion ;  they  would  have 
blown  up  even  the  pyramids  in  the 


search  for  hidden  treasures.  One 
year  of  war  among  the  moderns  will 
destroy  more  than  a  century  of  com- 
bats among  the  ancients.  Every 
thing  among  the  moderns  seems  op- 
posed to  the  perfection  of  art ;  their 
country,  their  manners,  their  dress  ; 
even  their  discoveries." — I.  136 — 
145. 

These  observations  are  perfectly 
well-founded.  No  one  can  have  vi- 
sited the  Grecian  monuments  on  the 
shores  of  the  Mediterranean,  without 
perceiving  that  they  were  thorough- 
ly masters  of  an  element  of  grandeur, 
hitherto  but  little  understood  among 
the  moderns,  that  arising  from  gigan- 
tic masses  of  stone.  The  feeling  of 
sublimity  which  they  produce  is  in- 
describable :  it  equals  that  of  Gothic 
edifices  of  a  thousand  times  the  size. 
Every  one  must  have  felt  this  upon 
looking  at  the  immense  masses  which 
rise  in  solitary  magnificence  on  the 
plains  at  Stonehenge.  The  great 
block  in  the  tomb  of  Agamemnon  at 
Argos;  those  in  the  Cyclopian  Walls 
of  Volterra,  and  in  the  ruins  of  Agri- 
gentum  in  Sicily,  strike  the  beholder 
with  a  degree  of  astonishment  bor- 
dering on  awe.  To  have  moved  such 
enormous  masses  seems  the  work  of 
a  race  of  mortals  superior  in  thought 
and  power  to  this  degenerate  age; 
it  is  impossible,  in  visiting  them,  to 
avoid  the  feeling  that  you  are  behold- 
ing the  work  of  giants.  It  is  to  this 
cause,  we  are  persuaded,  that  the  ex- 
traordinary impression  produced  by 
the  pyramids,  and  all  the  works  of 
the  Cyclopian  age  in  architecture,  is 
to  be  ascribed ;  and  as  it  is  an  ele- 
ment of  sublimity  within  the  reach 
of  all  who  have  considerable  funds 
at  their  command,  it  is  earnestly  to 
be  hoped  that  it  will  not  be  over- 
looked by  our  architects.  Strange 
that  so  powerful  an  ingredient  in  the 
sublime  should  have  been  lost  sight 
of  in  proportion  to  the  ability  of  ths 
age  to  produce  it,  and  that  the  mo- 
numents raised  in  the  infancy  of  the 
mechanical  art,  should  still  be  those 
in  which  alone  it  is  to  be  seen  to 
perfection ! 

We  willingly  translate  the  descrip- 
tion of  the  unrivalled  scene  viewed 
from  the  Acropolis  by  the  same  poe- 
tical hand  :  a  description  so  glowing, 
and  yet  so  true,  that  it  almost  recalls, 
after  the  lapse  of  years,  the  fading 
tints  of  the  original  on  the  memory. 

"  To  understand  the  view  from  the 


1832.]  Chateaubriand. 

Acropolis,  you  must  figure  to  your- 
self all  the  plain  at  its  foot;  bare 
and  clothed  in  a  dusky  heath,  inter- 
sected here  and  there  by  woods  of 
olives,  squares  of  barley,  and  ridges 
of  vines ;  you  must  conceive  the 
heads  of  columns,  and  the  ends  of 
ancient  ruins,  emerging  from  the 
midst  of  that  cultivation ;  Albanian 
women  washing  their  clothes  at  the 
fountain  or  the  scanty  streams ;  pea- 
sants leading  their  asses,  laden  with 
provisions,  into  the  modern  city : 
those  ruins  so  celebrated,  those  isles, 
those  seas,  whose  names  are  engra- 
ven on  the  memory,  illumined  by  a 
resplendent  light.  I  have  seen  from 
the  rock  of  the  Acropolis  the  sun 
rise  between  the  two  summits  of 
Mount  Hymettus :  the  ravens,  which 
nestle  round  the  citadel,  but  never 
fly  over  its  summit,  floating  in  the 
air  beneath,  their  glossy  wings  re- 
flecting the  rosy  tints  of  the  morn- 


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ing :  columns  of  light  smoke  ascend- 
ing from  the  villages  on  the  sides  of 
the  neighbouring  mountains  mark- 
ed the  colonies  of  bees  on  the  far- 
famed  Hymettus;  and  the  ruins  of 
the  Parthenon  were  illuminated  by 
the  finest  tints  of  pink  and  violet.  The 
sculptures  of  Phidias,  struck  by  a 
horizontal  ray  of  gold,  seemed  to 
start  from  their  marbled  bed  by  the 
depth  and  mobility  of  their  shadows: 
in  the  distance,  the  sea  and  the  Pi- 
rseus  were  resplendent  with  light, 
while  on  the  verge  of  the  western 
horizon,  the  citadel  of  Corinth,  glit- 
tering in  the  rays  of  the  rising  sun, 
shone  like  a  rock  of  purple  and  fire." 
—I.  149. 

These  are  the  colours  of  poetry; 
but  beside  this  brilliant  passage  of 
French  description,we  willingly  place 
the  equally  correct  and  still  more 
thrilling  lines  of  our  own  poet. 


"  Slow  sinks  more  beauteous  ere  his  race  be  run, 
Along  Morea's  hills  the  setting  sun, 
Not  as  in  northern  clime  obscurely  bright, 
But  one  unclouded  blaze  of  living  ligbt; 
O'er  tbe  hushed  deep  the  yellow  beams  he  throws, 
Gilds  the  green  wave  tbat  trembles  as  it  glows; 
On  old  ^Egina's  rock  and  Idra's  isle, 
The  God  of  Gladness  sheds  his  parting  smile  ; 
O'er  his  own  regions  lingering  loves  to  shine, 
Though  there  his  altars  are  no  more  divine ;. 
Descending  fast,  the  mountain  shadows  kiss 
Thy  glorious  gulf,  unconquer'd  Salamis  ! 
Their  azure  arches  through  the  long  expanse, 
More  deeply  purpled  meet  his  mellowing  glance, 
And  tenderest  tints,  along  their  summits  driven, 
Mark  his  gay  course  and  own  the  hues  of  heaven, 
Till,  darkly  shaded  from  the  land  and  deep, 
Behind  his  Delphian  cliff  he  sinks  to  sleep.". 


The  columns  of  the  temple  of  Ju- 
piter Olympius  produced  the  same 
effects  on  the  enthusiastic  mind  of 
Chateaubriand  as  they  do  on  every 
traveller  : — But  he  has  added  some 
reflections  highly  descriptive  of  the 
peculiar  turn  of  his  mind. 

"  At  length  we  came  to  the  great 
isolated  columns  placed  in  the  quar- 
ter which  is  called  the  city  of  Adrian. 
On  a  portion  of  the  architrave  which 
unites  two  of  the  columns,  is  to  be 
seen  a  piece  of  masonry,  once  the 
abode  of  a  hermit.  It  is  impossible 
to  conceive  how  that  building,  which 
is  still  entire,  could  have  been  erect- 
ed on  the  summit  of  one  of  these 
prodigious  columns,  whose  height  is 
above  sixty  feet.  Thus  this  vast 
temple,  at  which  the  Athenians  toil- 
ed for  seven  centuries,  which  all  the 


kings  of  Asia  laboured  to  finish, 
which  Adrian,  the  ruler  of  the  world, 
had  first  the  glory  to  complete,  has 
sunk  under  the  hand  of  Time,  and 
the  cell  of  a  hermit  has  remained 
undecayed  on  its  ruins.  A  miserable 
cabin  is  borne  aloft  on  two  columns 
of  marble,  as  if  Fortune  had  wished 
to  exhibit  on  that  magnificent  pedes- 
tal, a  monument  of  its  triumph  and 
its  caprice. 

"  These  columns,  though  twenty 
feet  higher  than  those  of  the  Parthe- 
non, are  far  from  possessing  their 
beauty.  The  degeneracy  of  taste  is 
apparent  in  their  construction ;  but 
isolated  and  dispersed  as  they  are 
on  a  naked  and  desert  plain,  their 
effect  is  imposing  in  the  highest  de- 
gree. I  stopped  at  their  feet  to  hear 
the  wind  whistle  through  the  Co- 


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Chateaubriand. 


[March, 


rinthian  foliage  on  their  summits : 
like  the  solitary  palms  which  rise 
here  and  there  amidst  the  ruins  of 
Alexandria.  When  the  Turks  are 
threatened  by  any  calamity,  they 
bring  a  lamb  into  this  place,  and  con- 
strain it  to  bleat,  with  its  face  turned 
to  heaven.  Being  unable  to  find  the 
voice  of  innocence  among  men,  they 
have  recourse  to  the  new-born  lamb 
to  mitigate  the  anger  of  heaven." — 
I.  152,  153. 

He  followed  the  footsteps  of 
Chandler  along  the  Long  Walls  to 
the  Piraeus,  and  found  that  profound 
solitude  in  that  once  busy  and  ani- 
mated scene,  which  is  felt  to  be  so 
impressive  by  every  traveller. 

"  If  Chandler  was  astonished  at 
the  solitude  of  the  Piraeus,  I  can 
safely  assert  that  I  was  not  less 
astonished  than  he.  We  had  made 
the  circuit  of  that  desert  shore  ; 
three  harbours  had  met  our  eyes, 
and  in  all  that  space  we  had  not 
seen  a  single  vessel !  The  only  spec- 
tacle to  be  seen  was  the  ruins  and 
the  rocks  on  the  shore — the  only 
sounds  that  could  be  heard  were  the 
cry  of  the  seafowl,  and  the  murmur 
of  the  wave,  which,  breaking  on  the 
tomb  of  Themistocles,  drew  forth  a 
perpetual  sigh  from  the  abode  of 
eternal  silence.  Borne  away  by  the 
sea,  the  ashes  of  the  conqueror  of 
Xerxes  repose  beneath  the  waves, 
side  by  side  with  the  bones  of  the 
Persians.  In  vain  I  sought  the  Tem- 
ple of  Venus,  the  long  gallery,  and  the 
symbolical  statue  which  represent- 
ed the  Athenian  people ;  the  image 
of  that  implacable  democracy  was 
for  ever  fallen,  beside  the  walls, 
where  the  exiled  citizens  came  to 
implore  a  return  to  their  country. 
Instead  of  those  superb  arsenals,  of 
those  Agorae  resounding  with  the 
voice  of  the  sailors ;  of  those  edifices 
which  rivalled  the  beauty  of  the  city 
of  Rhodes,  I  saw  nothing  but  a  ruin- 
ed convent  and  a  solitary  magazine. 
A  single  Turkish  sentinel  is  perpetu- 
ally seated  on  the  coast;  months 
and  years  revolve  without  a  bark 
presenting  itself  to  his  sight.  Such 
is  the  deplorable  state  into  which 
these  ports,  once  so  famous,  have 
now  fallen — Who  has  overturned  so 
many  monuments  of  gods  and  men  ? 
The  hidden  power  which  overthrows 
every  thing,  and  is  itself  subject  to 
the  Unknown  God  whose  altar  St 
Paul  beheld  at  Phalera."— I.  157— 
58. 


The  fruitful  theme  of  the  decay 
of  Greece  has  called  forth  many  of 
the  finest  apostrophes  of  our  moral- 
ists and  poets.  On  this  subject  Cha- 
teaubriand offers  the  following  stri- 
king observations : — 

"  One  would  imagine  that  Greece 
itself  announced,  by  its  mourning, 
the  misfortunes  of  its  children.  In 
general,  the  country  is  uncultiva- 
ted, the  soil  bare,  rough,  savage, 
of  a  brown  and  withered  aspect. 
There  are  no  rivers,  properly  so  call- 
ed, but  little  streams  and  torrents, 
which  become  dry  in  summer.  No 
farm-houses  are  to  be  seen  on  the 
farms,  no  labourers,  no  chariots,  no 
oxen,  or  horses  of  agriculture.  No- 
thing can  be  figured  so  melancholy 
as  to  see  the  track  of  a  modern  wheel, 
where  you  can  still  trace  in  the  worn 
parts  of  the  rock  the  track  of  ancient 
wheels.  Coast  along  that  shore,  bor- 
dered by  a  sea  hardly  more  desolate 
— place  on  the  summit  of  a  rock  a 
ruined  tower,  an  abandoned  convent 
—figure  a  minaret  rising  up  in  the 
midst  of  the  solitude  as  a  badge  of 
slavery — a  solitary  flock  feeding  on 
a  cape,  surmounted  by  ruined  co- 
lumns— the  turban  of  a  Turk  scaring 
the  few  goats  which  browze  on  the 
hills,  and  you  will  obtain  a  just  idea 
of  Modern  Greece. 

"  On  the  eve  of  leaving  Greece,  at 
the  Cape  of  Sunium,  I  did  not  aban- 
don myself  alone  to  the  romantic 
ideas  which  the  beauty  of  the  scene 
was  fitted  to  inspire.  I  retraced  in 
my  mind  the  history  of  that  country ; 
I  strove  to  discover  in  the  ancient 
prosperity  of  Athens  and  Sparta  the 
cause  of  their  present  misfortunes, 
and  in  their  present  situation  the 
germ  of  future  glory.  The  breaking 
of  the  sea,  which  insensibly  increased 
against  the  rocks  at  the  foot  of  the 
Cape,  at  length  reminded  me  that 
the  wind  had  risen,  and  that  it  was 
time  to  resume  my  voyage.  We  de- 
scended to  the  vessel,  and  found  the 
sailors  already  prepared  for  our  de- 
parture. We  pushed  out  to  sea, 
and  the  breeze,  which  blew  fresh 
from  the  land,  bore  us  rapidly  to- 
wards Zea.  As  we  receded  from  the 
shore,  the  columns  of  Sunium  rose 
more  beautiful  above  the  waves  : 
their  pure  white  appeared  well  de- 
fined in  the  dark  azure  of  the  distant 
sky.  We  were  already  far  from  the 
Cape ;  but  we  still  heard  the  mur- 
mur of  the  waves,  which  broke  on 
the  cliffs  at  its  foot,  the  whistle  of 


1832.] 


Chateaubriand. 


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the  winds  through  its  solitary  pillars, 
and  the  cry  of  the  sea-birds  which 
wheel  round  the  stormy  promontory: 
they  were  the  last  sounds  which  I 
heard  on  the  shores  of  Greece."— I. 
196. 

"  The  Greeks  did  not  excel  less  in 
the  choice  of  the  site  of  their  edifices 
than  in  the  forms  and  proportions. 
The  greater  part  of  the  promontories 
of  Peloponnesus,  Attica,  and  Ionia, 
and  the  Islands  of  the  Archipelago, 
are  marked  by  temples,  trophies,  or 
tombs.  These  monuments,  surround- 
ed as  they  generally  are  with  woods 
and  rocks,  beheld  in  all  the  changes 
of  light  and  shadow,  sometimes  in 
the  midst  of  clouds  and  lightning, 
sometimes  by  the  light  of  the  moon, 
sometimes  gilded  by  the  rising  sun, 
sometimes  flaming  in  his  setting 
beams,  throw  an  indescribable  charm 
over  the  shores  of  Greece.  The 
earth,  thus  decorated,  resembles  the 
old  Cybele,  who,  crowned  and  seat- 
ed on  the  shore,  commanded  her  son 
Neptune  to  spread  the  waves  beneath 
her  feet. 

"  Christianity,  to  which  we  owe  the 
sole  architecture  in  unison  with  our 
manners, has  also  taught  how  to  place 
our  true  monuments  :  our  chapels, 
our  abbeys,  our  monasteries,  are  dis- 
persed on  the  summits  of  hills — not 
that  the  choice  of  the  site  was  always 
the  work  of  the  architect,  but  that 
an  art  which  is  in  unison  with  the 
feelings  of  the  people,  seldom  errs 
far  in  what  is  really  beautiful.  Ob- 
serve, on  the  other  hand,  how 
wretchedly  almost  all  our  edifices 
copied  from  the  antique  are  placed. 
Not  one  of  the  heights  around  Paris 
is  ornamented  with  any  of  the  splen- 
did edifices  with  which  the  city  is 
filled.  The  modern  Greek  edifices 
resemble  the  corrupted  language 
which  they  speak  at  Sparta  and 
Athens;  it  is  in  vain  to  maintain  that 
it  is  the  language  of  Homer  and  Plato ; 
a  mixture  of  barbarous  words,  and 
of  foreign  constructions,  betrays  at 
every  instant  the  invasion  of  the  bar- 
barians. 

"  To  the  loveliest  sunset  in  nature, 
succeeded  a  serene  night.  The  fir- 
mament, reflected  in  the  waves, 
seemed  to  sleep  in  the  midst  of  the 
sea.  The  evening  star,  my  faithful 
companion  in  my  journey,  was  ready 
to  sink  beneath  the  horizon;  its  place 
could  only  be  distinguished  by  the 
rays  of  light  which  it  occasionally 


shed  upon  the  water,  like  a  dying 
taper  in  the  distance.  At  intervals, 
the  perfumed  breeze  from  the  islands 
which  we  passed,  entranced  the 
senses,  and  agitated  on  the  surface 
of  the  ocean  the  glassy  image  of  the 
heavens."— I.  182,  183. 

The  appearance  of  morning  in  the 
sea  of  Marmora  is  described  in  not 
less  glowing  colours. 
"  At  four  in  the  morning  we  weighed 
anchor,  and  as  the  wind  was  fair,  we 
found  ourselves  in  less  than  an  hour 
at  the  extremity  of  the  waters  of  the 
river.  The  scene  was  worthy  of  being 
described.  On  the  right,  Aurora  rose 
above  the  headlands  of  Asia;  on  the 
left,  was  extended  the  sea  of  Mar- 
mora ;  the  heavens  in  the  east  were 
of  a  fiery  red,  which  grew  paler  in 
proportion  as  the  morning  advanced; 
the  morning  star  still  shone  in  that 
empurpled  light;  and  above  it  you 
could  barely  descry  the  pale  circle 
of  the  moon.  The  picture  changed 
while  I  still  contemplated  it ;  soon  a 
kind  of  rays  of  rose  and  gold,  diver- 
ging from  a  common  centre,  mounted 
to  the  zenith;  these  columns  were 
effaced,  revived,  and  effaced  anew, 
until  the  sun  rose  above  the  horizon, 
and  confounded  all  the  lesser  shades 
in  one  universal  blaze  of  light."-!.  236. 

His  journey  into  the  Holy  Land 
awakened  a  new  and  not  less  inte- 
resting train  of  ideas,  throughout  the 
whole  of  which  we  recognise  the  pe- 
culiar features  of  M.  de  Chateau- 
briand's mind :  a  strong  and  poetical 
sense  of  the  beauties  of  nature,  a 
memory  fraught  with  historical  re- 
collections; a  deep  sense  of  religion, 
illustrated,  however,  rather  as  it  af- 
fects the  imagination  and  the  pas- 
sions, than  the  judgment.  It  is  a  mere 
chimera  to  suppose  that  such  aids 
are  to  be  rejected  by  the  friends  of 
Christianity,  or  that  truth  may  with 
safety  discard  the  aid  of  fancy,  either 
in  subduing  the  passions  or  affecting 
the  heart.  On  the  contrary,  every 
day's  experience  must  convince  us, 
that  for  one  who  can  understand  an 
argument,  hundreds  can  enjoy  a  ro- 
mance; and  that  truth,  to  affect  mul- 
titudes, must  condescend  to  wear  the 
garb  of  fancy.  It  is  no  doubt  of  vast 
importance  that  works  should  exist 
in  which  the  truths  of  religion  are 
unfolded  with  lucid  precision,  and 
its  principles  defined  with  the  force 
of  reason :  but  it  is  at  least  of  equal 
moment,  that  others  should  be  found 


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Chateaubriand. 


[March 


in  which  the  graces  of  eloquence  and 
the  fervour  of  enthusiasm  form  an 
attraction  to  those  who  are  insensible 
to  graver  considerations ;  where  the 
reader  is  tempted  to  follow  a  path 
which  he  finds  only  strewed  with 
flowers,  and  he  unconsciously  in- 
hales the  breath  of  eternal  life. 

"  On  nearing  the  coast  of  Judea, 
the  first  visitors  we  received  were 
three  swallows.  They  were  perhaps 
on  their  way  from  France,  and  pur- 
suing their  course  to  Syria.  I  was 
strongly  tempted  to  ask  them  what 
news  they  brought  from  that  pa- 
ternal roof  which  I  had  so  long  quit- 
ted. I  recollect  that  in  years  of  in- 
fancy, I  spent  entire  hours  in  watch- 
ing with  an  indescribable  pleasure 
the  course  of  swallows  in  autumn, 
when  assembling  in  crowds  previous 
to  their  annual  migration :  a  secret 
instinct  told  me  that  I  too  should  be 
a  traveller.  They  assembled  in  the 
end  of  autumn  around  a  great  fish- 
pond; there,  amidst  a  thousand  evo- 
lutions and  flights  in  air,  they  seemed 
to  try  their  wings,  and  prepare  for 
their  long  pilgrimage.  Whence  is 
it  that  of  all  the  recollections  in  ex- 
istence, we  prefer  those  which  are 
connected  with  our  cradle  ?  The  il- 
lusions of  self-love,  the  pleasures  of 
youth,  do  not  recur  with  the  same 
charm  to  the  memory;  we  find  in 
them,  on  the  contrary,  frequent  bit- 
terness and  pain;  but  the  slightest 
circumstances  revive  in  the  heart  the 
recollections  of  infancy,  and  always 
with  a  fresh  charm.  On  the  shores 
of  the  lakes  in  America,  in  an  un- 
known desert,  which  was  sublime 
only  from  the  effect  of  solitude,  a 
swallow  has  frequently  recalled  to 
my  recollection  the  first  years  of  my 
life;  as  here  on  the  coast  of  Syria 
they  recalled  them  in  sight  of  an 
ancient  land  resounding  with  the 
traditions  of  history  and  the  voice  of 
ages. 

"  The  air  was  so  fresh  and  so 
balmy  that  all  the  passengers  re- 
mained on  deck  during  the  night. 
At  six  in  the  morning  I  was  awaken- 
ed by  a  confused  hum ;  I  opened  my 
eyes,  and  saw  all  the  pilgrims  crowd- 
ing towards  the  prow  of  the  vessel. 
I  asked  what  it  "was  ?  they  all  repli- 
ed, *  Signer,  il  Carmelo.'  I  instantly 
rose  from  the  plank  on  which  I  was 
stretched,  and  eagerly  looked  out 
for  the  sacred  mountain.  Every  one 
strove  to  shew  it  to  me,  but  J  could 


see  nothing  by  reason  of  the  dazzling 
of  the  sun,  which  now  rose  above 
the  horizon.  The  moment  had  some- 
thing in  it  that  was  august  and  im- 
pressive ;  all  the  pilgrims,  with  their 
chaplets  in  their  hands,  remained  in 
silence,  watching  for  the  appearance 
of  the  Holy  Land;  the  captain  prayed 
aloud,  and  not  a  sound  was  to  be 
heard  but  that  prayer  and  the  rush 
of  the  vessel,  as  it  ploughed  with  a 
fair  wind  through  the  azure  sea. 
From  time  to  time  the  cry  arose, 
from  those  in  elevated  parts  of  the 
vessel,  that  they  saw  Mount  Carmel, 
and  at  length  I  myself  perceived  it 
like  a  round  globe  under  the  rays  of 
the  sun.  I  then  fell  on  my  knees, 
after  the  manner  of  the  Latin  pil- 
grims. My  first  impression  was  not 
the  kind  of  agitation  which  I  expe- 
rienced on  approaching  the  coast  of 
Greece,  but  the  sight  of  the  cradle 
of  the  Israelites,  and  of  the  country 
of  Christ,  filled  me  with  awe  and 
veneration.  I  was  about  to  descend 
on  the  land  of  miracles — on  the  birth- 
place of  the  sublimest  poetry  that 
has  ever  appeared  on  earth — on  the 
spot  where,  speaking  only  as  it  has 
affected  human  history,  the  most 
wonderful  event  has  occurred  which 
ever  changed  the  destinies  of  the 
species.  I  was  about  to  visit  the 
scenes  which  had  been  seen  before 
me  by  Godfrey  of  Bouillon,  Ray- 
mond of  Toulouse,  Tancred  the 
Brave,  Richard  Cceur  de  Lion,  and 
Saint  Louis,  whose  virtues  even  the 
infidels  respected.  How  could  an 
obscure  pilgrim  like  myself  dare  to 
tread  a  soil  ennobled  by  such  recol- 
lections I"— I.  263—265. 

Nothing  is  more  striking  in  the 
whole  work  than  the  description  of 
the  Dead  Sea,  and  the  Valley  of  Jor- 
dan. He  has  contrived  to  bring  the 
features  of  that  extraordinary  scene 
more  completely  before  us  than  any 
of  the  numerous  English  travellers 
who  have  preceded  or  followed  him 
on  the  same  route. 

"  We  quitted  the  convent  at  three 
in  the  afternoon,  ascended  the  tor- 
rent of  Cedron,  and  at  length,  cross- 
ing the  ravine,  rejoined  our  route  to 
the  east.  An  opening  in  the  moun- 
tain gave  us  a  passing  view  of  Jeru- 
salem. I  hardly  recognised  the  city ; 
it  seemed  a  mass  of  broken  rocks ; 
the  sudden  appearance  of  that  city 
of  desolation  in  the  midst  of  the 
wilderness  had  something  in  it  al- 


1832.]  Chateaubriand. 

most  terrifying.     She  was,  in  truth, 
the  Queen  of  the  Desert. 

"As  we  advanced,  the  aspect  of  the 
mountains  continued  constantly  the 
same,  that  is,  a  powdery  white — with- 
out shade,  a  tree,  or  even  moss.  At 
half  past  four,  we  descended  from  the 
lofty  chain  we  had  hitherto  traversed, 
and  wound  along  another  of  inferior 
elevation.  At  length  we  arrived  at 
the  last  of  the  chain  of  heights,  which 
close  in  on  the  west  the  Valley  of  Jor- 
dan and  the  Dead  Sea.  The  sun  was 
nearly  setting ;  we  dismounted  from 
our  horses,  and  I  lay  down  to  con- 
template at  leisure  the  lake,  the 
valley,  and  the  river. 

"  When  you  speak  in  general  of  a 
valley,  you  conceive  it  either  culti- 
vated or  uncultivated  ;  if  the  former, 
it  is  filled  with  villages,  corn  fields, 
vineyards,  and  flocks ;  if  the  latter, 
it  presents  grass  or  forests ;  if  it  is 
watered  by  a  river,  that  river  has 
windings,  and  the  sinuosities  or  pro- 
jecting points  afford  agreeable  and 
varied  landscapes.  But  here  there 
is  nothing  of  the  kind.  Conceive  two 
long  chains  of  mountains  running 
parallel  from  north  to  south,  without 
projections,withoutrecesses,without 
vegetation.  The  ridge  on  the  east, 
called  the  Mountains  of  Arabia,  is 
the  most  elevated ;  viewed  at  the  dis- 
tance of  eight  or  ten  leagues,  it 
resembles  a  vast  wall,  extremely  si- 
milar to  the  Jura,  as  seen  from  the 
Lake  of  Geneva,  from  its  form  and 
azure  tint.  You  can  perceive  neither 
summits  nor  the  smallest  peaks; 
only  here  and  there  slight  inequali- 
ties, as  if  the  hand  or  the  painter 
who  traced  the  long  lines  on  the  sky 
had  occasionally  trembled. 

"The  chain  on  the  eastern  side 
forms  part  of  the  mountains  of  Judea 
— less  elevated  and  more  uneven 
than  the  ridge  on  the  west :  it  differs 
also  in  its  character;  it  exhibits  great 
masses  of  rock  and  sand,  which  oc- 
casionally present  all  the  varieties  of 
ruined  fortifications,  armed  men,  and 
floating  banners.  On  the  side  of 
Arabia,  on  the  other  hand,  black 
rocks,  with  perpendicular  flanks, 
spread  from  afar  their  shadows  over 
the  waters  of  the  Dead  Sea.  The 
smallest  bird  could  not  find  in  those 
crevices  of  rock  a  morsel  of  food; 
every  thing  announces  a  country 
which  has  fallen  under  the  divine 
wrath ;  every  thing  inspires  the  horror 


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at  the  incest  from  whence  sprung 
Ammon  and  Moab. 

"  The  valley  which  lies  between 
these  mountains  resembles  the  bot- 
tom of  a  sea,  from  which  the  waves 
have  long  ago  withdrawn  :  banks  of 
gravel,  a  dried  bottom — rocks  cover- 
ed with  salt,  deserts  of  moving  sand 
— here  and  there  stunted  arbutus 
shrubs  grow  with  difficulty  on  that 
arid  soil;  their  leaves  are  covered 
with  the  salt  which  had  nourished 
their  roots,  while  their  bark  has  the 
scent  and  taste  of  smoke.  Instead 
of  villages,  nothing  but  the  ruins  of 
towers  are  to  be  seen.  Through  the 
midst  of  the  valley  flows  a  disco- 
loured stream,  which  seems  to  drag 
its  lazy  course  unwillingly  towards 
the  lake.  Its  course  is  not  to  be  dis- 
cerned by  the  water,  but  by  the  wil- 
lows and  shrubs  which  skirt  its  banks 
— the  Arab  conceals  himself  in  these 
thickets  to  waylay  and  rob  the  pil- 
grim. 

"  Such  are  the  places  rendered  fa- 
mous by  the  maledictions  of  Heaven : 
that  river  is  the  Jordan  :  that  lake  is 
the  Dead  Sea.  It  appears  with  a  se- 
rene surface;  but  the  guilty  cities 
which  are  embossomed  in  its  waves 
have  poisoned  its  waters.  Its  soli- 
tary abysses  can  sustain  the  life  of 
no  living  thing;  no  vessel  ever 
ploughed  its  bosom ; — its  shores  are 
without  trees,  without  birds,  with- 
out verdure;  its  water  frightfully 
salt,  is  so  heavy  that  the  highest  wind 
can  hardly  raise  it. 

"  In  travelling  in  Judea,  an  extreme 
feeling  of  ennui  frequently  seizes  the 
mind,  from  the  sterile  and  monoto- 
nous aspect  of  the  objects  which  are 
presented  to  the  eye  :  but  when 
journeying  on  through  these  pathless 
deserts,  the  expanse  seems  to  spread 
out  to  infinity  before  you,  the  ennui 
disappears,  and  a  secret  terror  is 
experienced,  which,  far  from  lower- 
ing the  soul,  elevates  and  inflames 
the  genius.  These  extraordinary 
scenes  reveal  the  land  desolated  by 
miracles ; — that  burning  sun,  the  im- 
petuous eagle,  the  barren  fig-tree ;  all 
the  poetry,  all  the  pictures  of  Scrip- 
ture are  there.  Every  name  recalls 
a  mystery  ;  every  grotto  speaks  of 
the  life  to  come  ;  every  peak  re- 
echoes the  voice  of  a  prophet.  God 
himself  has  spoken  on  thebe  shores  : 
these  dried-up  torrents,  these  cleft 
rocks,  these  tombs  rent  asunder,  at- 


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test  his  resistless  hand :  the  desert 
appears  mute  with  terror ;  and  you 
feel  that  it  has  never  ventured  to 
break  silence  since  it  heard  the  voice 
of  the  Eternal."— I.  317. 

"  I  employed  two  complete  hours 
in  wandering  on  the  shores  of  the 
Dead  Sea,  notwithstanding  the  re- 
monstrances of  the  Bedouins,  who 
pressed  me  to  quit  that  dangerous 
region.  I  was  desirous  of  seeing  the 
Jordan,  at  the  place  where  it  dis- 
charges itself  into  the  lake ;  but  the 
Arabs  refused  to  lead  me  thither, 
because  the  river,  at  a  league  from 
its  mouth,  makes  a  detour  to  the  left, 
and  approaches  the  mountains  of 
Arabia.  It  was  necessary,  therefore, 
to  direct  our  steps  towards  the  curve 
which  was  nearest  us.  We  struck 
our  tents,  and  travelled  for  an  hour 
and  a  half  with  excessive  difficulty, 
through  a  fine  and  silvery  sand.  We 
were  moving  towards  a  little  wood 
of  willows  and  tamarinds;  which,  to 
my  great  surprise,  I  perceived  grow- 
ing in  the  midst  of  the  desert.  All 
of  a  sudden  the  Bethlemites  stopped, 
and  pointed  to  something  at  the  bot- 
tom of  a  ravine,  which  had  not  yet 
attracted  my  attention.  Without 
being  able  to  say  what  it  was,  I  per- 
ceived a  sort  of  sand  rolling  on 
through  the  fixed  banks  which  sur- 
rounded it.  I  approached  it,  and  saw 
a  yellow  stream  which  could  hardly 
be  distinguished  from  the  sand  of  its 
two  banks.  It  was  deeply  furrowed 
through  the  rocks,  and  with  difficulty 
rolled  on,  a  stream  surcharged  with 
sand  :  it  was  the  Jordan. 

"I  had  seen  the  great  rivers  of 
America,  with  the  pleasure  which  is 
inspired  by  the  magnificent  works  of 
nature.  I  had  hailed  the  Tiber  with 
ardour,  and  sought  with  the  same  in- 
terest the  Eurotas  and  the  Cephisus; 
but  on  none  of  these  occasions  did 
I  experience  the  intense  emotion 
which  I  felt  on  approaching  the  Jor- 
dan. Not  only  did  that  river  recall 
the  earliest  antiquity,  and  a  name 
rendered  immortal  in  the  finest  po- 
etry, but  its  banks  were  the  theatre 
of  the  miracles  of  our  religion.  Judea 
is  the  only  country  which  recalls  at 
once  the  earliest  recollections  of 
man,  and  our  first  impressions  of 
heaven  ;  and  thence  arises  a  mixture 
of  feeling  in  the  mind,  which  no 
other  part  of  the  world  can  produce." 
—I.  327,  328. 

The  peculiar  turn  of  hie  mind  ren- 


ders our  author,  in  an  especial  man- 
ner, partial  to  the  description  of  sad 
and  solitary  scenes.  The  following 
description  of  the  Valley  of  Jehosh- 
aphat  is  in  his  best  style. 

"  The  Valley  of  Jehoshaphat  has 
in  all  ages  served  as  the  burying- 
place  to  Jerusalem :  you  meet  there, 
side  by  side,  monuments  of  the  most 
distant  times  and  of  the  present  cen- 
tury. The  Jews  still  come  there  to 
die,  from  all  the  corners  of  the  earth. 
A  stranger  sells  to  them,  for  almost 
its  weight  in  gold,  the  land  which 
contains  the  bones  of  their  fathers. 
Solomon  planted  that  valley:  the 
shadow  of  theTemple  by  which  it  was 
overhung — the  torrent,  called  after 
grief,  which  traversed  it — the  Psalms 
which  David  there  composed — the 
Lamentations  of  Jeremiah,  which  its 
rocks  re-echoed,  render  it  the  fitting 
abode  of  the  tomb.  Jesus  Christ 
commenced  his  Passion  in  the  same 
place :  that  innocent  David  there 
shed,  for  the  expiation  of  our  sins, 
those  tears  which  the  guilty  David 
let  fall  for  his  own  transgressions. 
Few  names  awaken  in  our  minds 
recollections  so  solemn  as  the  Valley 
of  Jehoshaphat.  It  is  so  full  of  myste- 
ries, that,  according  to  the  Prophet 
Joel,  all  mankind  will  be  assembled 
there  before  the'Eternal  Judge. 

"  The  aspect  of  this  celebrated  val- 
ley is  desolate ;  the  western  side  is 
bounded  by  a  ridge  of  lofty  rocks 
which  support  the  walls  of  Jerusalem, 
above  which  the  towers  of  the  city 
appear.  The  eastern  side  is  formed  by 
the  Mount  of  Olives,  and  another  emi- 
nence called  the  Mount  of  Scandal, 
from  the  idolatry  of  Solomon.  These 
two  mountains,  which  adjoin  each 
other,  are  almost  bare,  and  of  a  red 
and  sombre  hue ;  on  their  desert  side 
you  see  here  and  there  some  black 
and  withered  vineyards,  some  wild 
olives,  some  ploughed  land,  covered 
with  hyssop,  and  a  few  ruined  cha- 
pels. At  the  bottom  of  the  valley, 
you  perceive  a  torrent,  traversed  by 
a  single  arch,  which  appears  of  great 
antiquity.  The  stones  of  the  Jewish 
cemetery  appear  like  a  mass  of  ruins 
at  the  foot  of  the  mountain  of  Scan- 
dal, under  the  village  of  Siloam. 
You  can  hardly  distinguish  the  build- 
ings of  the  village  from  the  ruins 
with  which  they  are  surrounded. 
Three  ancient  monuments  are  par- 
ticularly conspicuous  :  those  of  Za- 
chariah,Josaphat,  and  Absalom.  The 


1832.]  Chateaubriand. 

sadness  of  Jerusalem,  from  which 
no  smoke  ascends,  and  in  which  no 
sound  is  to  be  heard ;  the  solitude  of 
the  surrounding  mountains,  where 
not  a  living  creature  is  to  be  seen  ; 
the  disorder  of  those  tombs,  ruined, 
ransacked,  and  half-exposed  to  view, 
would  almost  induce  one  to  believe 
that  the  last  trump  had  been  heard, 
and  that  the  dead  were  about  to  rise  in 
the  valley  of  Jehoshaphat."— II.  34-35. 

Chateaubriand,  after  visiting  with 
the  devotion  of  a  pilgrim  the  Holy 
Sepulchre,  and  all  the  scenes  of  our 
Saviour's  suffering,  spent  a  day  in 
examining  the  scenes  of  the  Crusa- 
ders' triumphs,  and  comparing  the  de- 
scriptions in  Tasso's  Jerusalem  De- 
livered with  the  places  where  the 
events  which  they  record  actually 
occurred.  He  found  them  in  general 
so  extremely  exact,  that  it  was  diffi- 
cult to  avoid  the  conviction  that  the 
poet  had  been  on  the  spot.  He  even 
fancied  he  discovered  the  scene  of 
the  Flight  of  Erminia,  and  the  inimi- 
table combat  and  death  of  Clorinda. 

From  the  Holy  Land,  he  sailed  to 
Egypt ;  and  we  have  the  following 
graphic  picture  of  the  approach  to 
that  cradle  of  art  and  civilisation. 

"  On  the  20th  Oct.  at  five  in  the 
morning,  I  perceived  on  the  green 
and  ruffled  surface  of  the  water  a 
line  of  foam,  and  beyond  it  a  pale  and 
still  ocean.  The  captain  clapped  me 
on  the  shoulder,  and  said  in  French, 
'  Nilo ;'  and  soon  we  entered  and 
glided  through  those  celebrated  wa- 
ters. A  few  palm-trees  and  a  minaret 
announce  the  situation  of  Rosetta, 
but  the  town  itself  is  invisible.  These 
shores  resemble  those  of  the  coast 
of  Florida ;  they  are  totally  different 
from  those  of  Italy  or  Greece,  every 
thing  recalls  the  tropical  regions. 

"  At  ten  o'clock  we  at  length  dis- 
covered, beneath  the  palm-trees,  a 
line  of  sand  which  extended  west- 
ward to  the  promontory  of  Aboukir, 
before  which  we  were  obliged  to  pass 
before  arriving  opposite  to  Alexan- 
dria. At  five  in  the  evening,  the 
shore  suddenly  changed  its  aspect. 
The  palm-trees  seemed  planted  in 
lines  along  the  shore,  like  the  elms 
along  the  roads  in  France.  Nature 
seems  to  take  a  pleasure  in  thus 
recalling  the  ideas  of  civilisation  in  p 
country  where  that  civilisation  first 
arose,  and  barbarity  has  now  resu- 
med its  sway.  It  was  eleven  o'clock 
when  we  cast  anchor  before  the  city, 
and  as  it  was  some  time  before  we 


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could  get  ashore,  I  had  full  leisure  to 
follow  out  the  contemplation  which 
the  scene  awakened. 

"  I  saw  on  my  right  several  ves- 
sels, and  the  castle,  which  stands  on 
the  site  of  the  Tower  of  Pharos,  On 
my  left,  the  horizon  seemed  shut  in 
by  sand-hills,  ruins,  and  obelisks  ; 
immediately  in  front,  extended  a 
long  wall,  with  a  few  houses  appear- 
ing above  it;  not  a  light  was  to  be 
seen  on  shore,  and  not  a  sound  came 
from  the  city.  This  nevertheless  was 
Alexandria,  the  rival  of  Memphis 
and  Thebes,  which  once  contained 
three  millions  of  inhabitants,  which 
was  the  sanctuary  of  the  Muses, 
and  the  abode  of  science  amidst  a 
benighted  world.  Here  were  heard 
the  orgies  of  Antony  and  Cleopatra, 
and  here  was  Csesar  received  with 
more  than  regal  splendour  by  the 
Queen  of  the  East.  But  in  vain 
I  listened.  A  fatal  talisman  had 
plunged  the  people  into  a  hope- 
less calm :  that  talisman  is  the  des- 
potism which  extinguishes  every 
joy,  which  stifles  even  the  cry  of  suf- 
fering. And  what  sound  could  arise 
in  a  city  of  which  at  least  a  third  is 
abandoned ;  another  third  of  which  is 
surrounded  only  by  the  tombs  of  its 
former  inhabitants  ;  and  of  which  the 
third,  which  still  survives  between 
those  dead  extremities,  is  a  species  of 
breathing  trunk  destitute  of  the  force 
even  to  shake  off  its  chains  in  the 
middle  between  ruins  and  the  tomb  ?" 
—II.  168. 

It  is  to  be  regretted  that  Chateau- 
briand did  not  visit  Upper  Egypt.  His 
ardent  and  learned  mind  would  have 
found  ample  room  for  eloquent  de- 
clamation, amidst  the  gigantic  ruins 
of  Luxor,  and  the  Sphynx  avenues 
of  Thebes.  The  inundations  of  the 
Nile,  however,  prevented  him  from 
seeing  even  the  Pyramids  nearer  than 
Grand  Cairo ;  and  when  on  the  verge 
of  that  interesting  region,  he  was 
compelled  unwillingly  to  retrace  his 
steps  to  the  French  shores.  After  a 
tempestuous  voyage,  along  the  coast 
of  Lybia,  he  cast  anchor  otf  the  ruins 
of  Carthage;  and  thus  describes  his 
feelings  on  surveying  those  venera- 
ble remains. 

"  From  the  summit  of  Byrsa,  the 
eye  embraces  the  ruins  of  Carthage, 
which  are  more  considerable  than 
are  generally  imagined  ;  they  resem- 
ble those  of  Sparta,  having  nothing 
well  preserved,  but  embracing  a  con- 
siderable space.  I  saw  them  in  the 


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[March, 


middle  of  February :  the  olives,  the 
fig-trees,  were  already  bursting  into 
leaf:  large  bushes  of  angelica  and 
acanthus  formed  tufts  of  verdure, 
amidst  the  remains  of  marble  of  every 
colour.  In  the  distance,  I  cast  my 
eyes  over  the  Isthmus,  the  double 
sea,  the  distant  isles,  a  cerulean  sea, 
a  smiling  plain,  and  azure  mountains. 
I  saw  forests,  and  vessels,  and  aque- 
ducts ;  moorish  villages,  and  Maho- 
metan hermitages;  glittering  mina- 
rets, and  the  white  buildings  of  Tu- 
nis. Surrounded  with  the  most  touch- 
ing recollections,  I  thought  alter- 
nately of  Dido,  Sophonisba,  and  the 
noble  wife  of  Asdrubal ;  I  contem- 
plated the  vast  plains  where  the  le- 
gions of  Annibal,  Scipio,  and  Csesar, 
were  buried :  My  eyes  sought  for 
the  site  of  Utica.  Alas!  The  re- 
mains of  the  palace  of  Tiberius  still 
remain  in  the  island  of  Capri,  and 
you  search  in  vain  at  Utica  for  the 
house  of  Cato.  Finally,  the  terrible 
Vandals,  the  rapid  Moors,  passed  be- 
fore my  recollection,  which  termina- 
ted at  last  on  Saint  Louis  expiring 
on  that  inhospitable  shore.  May  the 
story  of  the  death  of  that  prince  ter- 
minate this  itinerary;  fortunate  to 
re-enter,  as  it  were,  into  my  country 
by  the  ancient  monument  of  his  vir- 
tues, and  to  close  at  the  sepulchre  of 
that  King  of  holy  memory  my  long 
pilgrimage, to  the  tombs  of  illustrious 
men."--lL  257—258. 

"  As  long  as  his  strength  permitted, 
the  dying  monarch  gave  instructions 
to  his  son  Philip ;  and  when  his  voice 
failed  him,  he  wrote  with  a  falter- 
ing hand  these  precepts,  which  no 
Frenchman,  worthy  of  the  name, 
will  ever  be  able  to  read  without 
emotion.  '  My  son,  the  first  thing 
which  I  enjoin  you  is  to  love  God 
with  all  your  heart ;  for  without  that 
no  man  can  be  saved.  Beware  of  vio- 
lating his  laws;  rather  endure  the 
worst  torments,  than  sin  against  his 
commandments.  Should  he  send  you 
adversity,receiveitwithhumility,and 
bless  the  hand  which  chastens  you ; 
and  believe  that  you  have  well  de- 
served it,  and  that  it  will  turn  to  your 
weal.  Should  he  try  you  with  pros- 
perity, thank  him  with  humility  of 
heart,  and  be  not  elated  by  his  good- 
ness. Do  justice  to  every  one,  as  well 
the  poor  as  the  rich.  Be  liberal,  free, 
and  courteous,  to  your  servants,  and 


cause  them  to  love  as  well  as  fear 
you.  Should  any  controversy  or  tu- 
mult arise,  sift  it  to  the  bottom,  whe- 
ther the  result  be  favourable  or  un- 
favourable to  your  interests.  Take 
care,  in  an  especial  manner,  that  your 
subjects  live  in  peace  and  tranquillity 
under  your  reign.  Respect  and  pre- 
serve their  privileges,  such  as  they 
have  received  them  from  their  an- 
cestors, and  preserve  them  with  care 
and  love. — And  now,  I  give  you  every 
blessing  which  a  father  can  bestow 
on  his  child  ;  praying  the  Father, 
Son,  and  Holy  Spirit,  that  they  may 
defend  you  from  all  adversities  ;  and 
that  we  may  again,  after  this  mortal 
life  is  ended,  be  united  before  God, 
and  adore  his  Majesty  for  ever !'" — 
II.  264. 

«  The  style  of  Chateaubriand," 
says  Napoleon, "  is  not  that  of  Racine, 
it  is  that  of  a  prophet ;  he  has  recei- 
ved from  nature  the  sacred  flame ; 
it  breathes  in  all  his  works."*  It  is 
of  no  common  man — being  a  politi- 
cal opponent — that  Napoleon  would 
have  said  thesejvvords.  Chateaubri- 
and had  done  nothing  to  gain  favour 
with  the  French  Emperor;  on  the 
contrary,  he  irritated  him  by  throw- 
ing up  his  employment  and  leaving 
his  country  upon  the  assassination  of 
the  Duke  d'Enghien.  In  truth,  no- 
thing is  more  remarkable  amidst  the 
selfishness  of  political  apostasy  in 
France,  than  the  uniform  consistence 
and  disinterestedness  of  this  great 
man's  opinions.  His  principles,  in- 
deed, were  not  all  the  same  at  50  as 
at  25 ;  we  should  be  glad  to  know 
whose  are,  excepting  those  who  are 
so  obtuse  as  to  derive  no  light  from 
the  extension  of  knowledge  and  the 
acquisitions  of  experience  ?  Change 
is  so  far  from  being  despicable,  that 
it  is  highly  honourable  in  itself,  and 
when  it  proceeds  from  the  natural 
modification  of  the  mind,  from  the 
progress  of  years,  or  the  lessons  of 
more  extended  experience.  It  be- 
comes contemptible  only  when  it 
arises  on  the  suggestions  of  interest, 
or  the  desires  of  ambition.  Now, 
Chateaubriand's  changes  of  opinion 
have  all  been  in  opposition  to  his  in- 
terest; and  he  has  suffered  at  differ- 
ent periods  of  his  life  from  his  resist- 
ance to  the  mandates  of  authority, 
and  his  rejection  of  the  calls  of  am- 
bition. In  early  life,  he  was  exiled 


Memoirs  of  Napoleon,  IV.  342. 


J832.]  Chateaubriand. 

from  France,  and  shared  in  all  the  our  readers, 
hardships  of  the  emigrants,  from  his  tyrs 
attachment  to  Royalist  principles. 
At  the  earnest  request  of  Napoleon, 
he  accepted  office  under  the  Impe- 
rial Government,  but  he  relinquished 
it,  and  again  became  an  exile  upon 
the  murder  of  the  Duke  d'Enghien. 
The  influence  of  his  writings  was  so 
powerful  in  favour  of  the  Bourbons, 
at  the  period  of  the  Restoration,  that 
Louis  XVIII.  truly  said,  they  were 
worth  more  than  an  army.  He  fol- 
lowed the  dethroned  Monarch  to 
Ghent,  and  contributed  much,  by 
his  powerful  genius,  to  consolidate 
the  feeble  elements  of  his  power, 
after  the  fall  of  Napoleon.  Called  to 
the  helm  of  affairs  in  1824,  he  labour- 
ed to  accommodate  the  temper  of 
the  monarchy  to  the  increasing  spi- 
rit of  freedom  in  the  country,  and 
fell  into  disgrace  with  the  Court,  and 
was  distrusted  by  the  Royal  Family, 
because  he  strove  to  introduce  those 
popular  modifications  into  the  admi- 
nistration of  affairs,  which  might  have 
prevented  the  revolution  of  July; 
and  finally,  he  has  resisted  all  the  ef- 
forts of  the  Citizen-King  to  engage 
his  great  talents  in  defence  of  the 
throne  of  the  Barricades.  True  to 
his  principles,  he  has  exiled  himself 
from  France,  to  preserve  his  inde- 
pendence ;  and  consecrated  in  a  fo- 
reign land  his  illustrious  name,  to 
the  defence  of  the  child  of  misfortune. 
Chateaubriand  is  not  only  an  elo- 
quent and  beautiful  writer,  he  is  al- 
so a,  profound  scholar,  and  an  en 


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The  next  is  the  "  Mar- 
a  romance,  in  which  he  has  in- 
troduced an  exemplification  of  the 
principles  of  Christianity,  in  the 
early  sufferings  of  the  primitive 
church,  and  enriched  the  narrative 
by  the  splendid  description  of  the 
scenery  in  Egypt,  Greece,  and  Pa- 
lestine, which  he  had  visited  during 
his  pilgrimage  to  Jerusalem,  and  all 
the  stores  of  learning  which  a  life 
spent  in  classical  and  ecclesiastical 
lore  could  accumulate.  The  last  of 
his  considerable  publications  is  the 
"  Etudes  Historiques,"  a  work  emi- 
nently characteristic  of  that  superiori- 
ty in  historical  composition,  which  we 
have  allowed  to  the  French  modern 
writers  over  their  contemporaries  in 
this  country;  and  which,  we  fear, 
another  generation,  instructed  when 
too  late  by  the  blood  and  the  tears 
of  a  Revolution,  will  be  alone  able 
fully  to  appreciate.  Its  object  is  to 
trace  the  influence  of  Christianity 
from  its  first  spread  in  the  Roman 
empire  to  the  rise  of  civilisation  in 
the  Western  world ;  a  field  in  which 
he  goes  over  the  ground  trod  by 
Gibbon,  and  demonstrates  the  un- 
bounded benefits  derived  from  reli- 
gion in  all  the  institutions  of  modern 
times.  In  this  noble  undertaking  he 
has  been  aided,  with  a  still  more  phi- 
losophical mind,  though  inferior  fire 
and  eloquence,  by  Guizot ;  a  writer, 
who,  equally  with  his  illustrious  rival, 
is  unknown,  save  by  report,  in  this 
country  ;  but  from  whose  joint  la- 
bours is  to  be  dated  the  spring  of  a 


lightened  thinker.    His  knowledge     pure  and  philosophical  system  of  re- 
of  history  and  classical  literature  is     ligious  enquiry  in 


equalled  only  by  his  intimate  ac- 
quaintance with  the  early  annals  of 
the  church,  and  the  fathers  of  the  Ca- 
tholic faith;  while  in  his  speeches 
delivered  in  the  Chamber  of  Peers 
since  the  restoration,  will  be  found 
not  only  the  most  eloquent  but  the 
most  complete  and  satisfactory  dis- 
sertations on  the  political  state  of 
•France  during  that  period,  which  is 
anywhere  to  vbe  met  with.  It  is  a 
singular  circumstance, that  an  author 
of  such  great  and  varied  acquire- 
ments, who  is  universally  allowed 
by  all  parties  in  France  to  be  their 
greatest  living  writer,  should  be  hard- 
ly known  except  by  name  to  the 
great  body  of  readers  in  this  country. 
>  His  greatest  work,  that  on  which 


France,  and  the 

commencement  of  that  revival  of 
manly  devotion,  in  which  the  anti- 
dote, and  the  only  antidote,  to  the 
fanaticism  of  infidelity  is  to  be  found. 
It  certainly  affords  some  countenance 
to  the  general  opinion  on  the  conti- 
nent, that  we  are  an  age  behind  them 
in  political  thought,  to  find,  that 
while  the  master  spirits  of  France, 
taught  by  the  sufferings,  and  emerging 
from  the  flames  of  a  Revolution,  are 
recurring  to  the  system  of  Christi- 
anity, as  the  only  secure  basis  of  the 
social  order,  we  are  beginning  to 
adopt  the  superficial  infidelity  which 
has  brought  these  disasters  upon  their 
country  ;  and  that  while  Chateau- 
briand and  Guizot  are  following  out 
the  principles  of  Robertson  and  But- 


his fame  will  rest  with  posterity,  is     ler,  we  are  reverting  to  the  declama- 
the  "Genius  of  Christianity,"  of  which    tions  of  Raynal  and  Voltaire, 
we  shall  soon  give  some  account  to 


566 


The  Ministry  and  their  Supporters. 


[March, 


THE  MINISTRY  AND  THEIR  SUPPORTERS, 


THE  Government  have  just  an- 
nounced, through  their  favourite 
evening  journal,  that  they  consider 
themselves  to  have  scrambled  out  of 
the  Slough  of  Despond,  which,  it  was 
on  all  hands  admitted,  they  had 
blundered  into.  Three  or  four  days 
have  elapsed  without  any  fresh  ex- 
posure, and  upon  the  strength  of 
this,  they  set  up  their  claims  to  a 
little  longer  enjoyment  of  official 
power,  dignity,  and  emolument.  This 
is  certainly  an  amusing  piece  of  con- 
fidence in  the  face  of  the  settled  opi- 
nion of  every  man  of  sense,  that  it  is 
only  by  an  extraordinary  position  of 
circumstances,  that  the  patience  of 
the  country  admits  of  their  stay, 
and  that  such  a  set  of  unaccountably 
rash,  imbecile,  and  negligent  men, 
never  held  the  reins  of  government 
in  this  country. 

It  is  really  difficult  to  convey  by 
words  an  adequate  notion  of  the  ge- 
neral contempt  into  which  the  pre- 
sent conductors  of  government  af- 
fairs have  fallen,  or  of  the  danger 
arising  from  this  general  feeling,  at 
a  time  when  the  popular  mania  is  so 
much  against  government  of  any 
kind,  and  when  more  than  ever  the 
superintendence  of  persons  having 
the  character  of  wise,  vigilant,  and 
determined  men,  is  required  to  keep 
the  popular  machine  from  breaking 
in  pieces  by  the  violence  of  its  own 
action.  It  is  not  merely  that  the  po- 
licy of  the  Government  is  bad,  but 
the  conduct  of  its  members  is  so 
foolish,  so  contradictory,  so  childish 
almost,  that  even  the  weakest  crea- 
tures feel  themselves  of  consequence 
compared  with  them.  Their  conti- 
nual blunders,  too,  in  the  plainest 
matters  of  business,  furnish  argu- 
ments which  the  cunning  partisans 
of  democracy  are  not  slow  to  take 
advantage  of,  in  demonstrating  to 
the  lower  orders  the  ignorance  of 
those  who  rule  them  in  high  places. 
Those  who  govern  Great  Britain, 
must  be  real  men  of  business,  if  they 
look  to  be  potent  in  any  thing  save 
to  destroy.  Such  Ministers  as  we 
have  now,  may  succeed  in  pulling 
down,  but  to  build  up  again  must  be 
left  to  the  hands  of  men  of  a  different 
stamp.  Whether  these  are  to  be 
found  among  the  rough  disciples  of 
Republicanism,  or  the  cautious  and 


energetic  supporters  of  the  Monar- 
chy and  the  Constitution  as  it  is,  a 
little  time  will  now  discover. 

"  There  is,"  says  Lord  Bacon,  "  a 
great  difference  between  a  cunning 
man  and  a  wise  man,  not  only  in 
point  of  honesty,  but  in  point  of  abili- 
ty. There  be  that  can  pack  the  cards, 
and  yet  cannot  play  well  j  so  there 
are  some  that  are  good  in  canvasses 
and  factions,  that  are  otherwise  weak 
men.  Again,  it  is  one  thing  to  un- 
derstand persons,  and  another  thing 
to  understand  matters  j  for  many  are 
perfect  in  men's  humours,  that  are 
not  greatly  capable  of  the  real  part 
of  business."  Here  is  a  good  de- 
scription of  the  Whig  party  in  gene- 
ral, but  particularly  of  the  present 
Government,  which  in"  the  real  part 
of  business,"  has  shewn  itself  so  un- 
fit, that  it  produces,  instead  of  satis- 
faction, alternate  lamentation  and 
derision.  It  requires  the  most  ample 
allowance  for  this  distinction  so  ably 
shewn  by  Lord  Bacon  between  cun- 
ning and  wisdom,  as  well  as  the  full- 
est consideration  for  the  difference 
between  playing  the  game,  and  cri- 
ticising the  moves  of  other  players, 
to  account  for  the  extraordinary  and 
foolish  errors  into  which  our  Mini- 
sters have  fallen,  notwithstanding 
the  character  which  some  of  them 
possessed  for  ability  when  out  of 
office.  It  was  reasonable  to  expect 
that  Lord  Grey  would  attempt  to  act 
upon  wrong  principles,  but  who 
could  have  supposed  that  he  would 
have  shewn  himself  in  every  mea- 
sure very  rash,  and  almost  very  stu- 
pid ?  Who  could  have  imagined  that 
he  would  have  attempted  a  measure 
of  Parliamentary  Reform,  in  which 
the  Aristocracy  are  vitally  interested, 
without  having  discovered  with  some 
degree  of  accuracy  how  far  the  Aris- 
tocracy would  consent,  and  whether 
he  would  not  at  the  eleventh  hour 
find  himself  baffled?  Who  could 
imagine  that  he  would  assert  confi- 
dently in  the  House,  and  in  answer 
to  the  Duke  of  Wellington  too,  that 
there  was  a  surplus  of  half  a  million 
in  the  revenue,  when  it  was  to  be 
proved  afterwards  from  documents 
in  his  own  office  at  the  very  time,  that 
when  he  spoke  the  revenue  was 
largely  exceeded  by  the  expendi- 
ture ?  Who  could  have  believed  that 


1832.] 


The  Ministry  and  their  Supporters, 


he  would  make  a  declaration  re- 
specting Irish  Tithes  so  displeasing 
to  those  by  whose  sufferance  he 
holds  office,  that  he  would  be  com- 
pelled to  get  another  Minister  to  ex- 
plain away  what  he  said — to  retract, 
and  to  apologise  ?  Yet  Lord  Grey  has 
done  all  these  things.  Who  would 
have  supposed  that  the  only  effort  of 
legislation,  to  be  acknowledged  as 
peculiarly  Lord  Brougham's  own, 
would  be  the  most  egregiously  bung- 
ling experiment  in  the  art  of  crea- 
ting patronage  that  ever  was  known 
—a  measure  never  spoken  of  in  the 
profession  to  which  his  Lordship  be- 
longs, except  with  contemptuous  ri- 
dicule ?  Yet  such  is  the  fate  of  his 
measure  respecting  Bankruptcy. 

Who  would  have  imagined  that 
Lord  Plunkett  should  have  such  [a 
story  to  tell  of  himself,  as  that  he  de- 
manded fees  from  Irish  magistrates 
which  he  had  no  right  to  demand, 
and  should  acknowledge  to  have  ta- 
ken part  in  the  rankest  job  concern- 
ing his  own  secretary,  that  ever  dis- 
graced Ireland,  the  land  of  jobbing? 
No  one  ever  thought  Lord  Althorp 
very  bright;  but  who  would  have 
imagined  that  he  would  have  to  come 
down  to  the  House  to  confess  a  finan- 
cial miscalculation  to  the  amount  of 
twelve  hundred  thousand  pounds, 
and  admit  a  blunder  in  a  common 
arithmetical  sum,  to  the  amount  of 
three  hundred  and  fifty  thousand 
pounds  ?  Who  would  suppose  that 
Lord  Palmerston,  with  all  his  known 
indolence,  would  have  been  guilty  of 
the  follies  and  neglects  which  have 
placed  us  in  our  present  condition 
with  Portugal,  with  Holland,  and 
with  the  Northern  Powers,  who 
hold  back  from  the  treaty  to  which, 
through  the  craft  of  Talleyrand,  and 
our  Minister's  incaution,  we  are 
bound  ?  Who  would  have  deemed  it 
possible  that  the  whole  Ministry 
could  have  been  so  indescribably  ab- 
surd as  they  proved  themselves  in 
the  Russian  Dutch  loan  affair — a 
piece  of  folly  without  parallel,  and 
without  the  shadow  of  an  excuse  ? 

But  with  all  these  damning  blots 
upon  their  character  as  Ministers, 
how  do  they  remain  in  power?— 
That  may  be  briefly  explained. — 
First,  the  power  of  any  government 
is  ex-officio  considerable,  and  com- 
mands, directly  or  indirectly,  a  great 
many  votes.  Secondly,  a  large  ma- 
jority of  the  House  of  Commons 


567 

are  so  bound  by  pledges  extorted 
by  the  mobs  of  last  May,  to  vote 
for  the  Reform  Bill,  and  Ministers 
shelter  themselves  behind  the  Re- 
form Bill  in  every  extremity.  They 
cry  out,  "  If  you  vote  against  us  in 
any  serious  matter,  we  shall  de- 
nounce you  as  enemies  to  our  Re- 
form Bill."  This  cry  alone,  and 
even  this  but  very  barely,  saved  them 
on  the  Russian  Dutch  loan  division. 
Thirdly,  the  partisans  of  democracy, 
who  scarcely  conceal  their  desire  for 
a  complete  revolution  in  church 
and  state,  use  their  best  efforts  to 
keep  the  present  Ministers  in  their 
places,  because  they  see  that  they 
could  not  have  more  efficient,  though 
perhaps  unconscious  tools.  Lastly, 
the  Ministers  are  determined  not  to 
quit  until  they  are  absolutely  turned 
out,  which  is  not  so  very  easy  a  thing 
to  manage.  Ministers  generally  yield 
when  they  are  beaten  in  Parliament, 
but  these  Ministers  have  been  re- 
peatedly beaten,  and  have  not  yielded. 

It  is  not  only  melancholy,  but  in- 
tensely mortifying,  to  behold  the  in- 
terests and  the  honour  of  a  great  na- 
tion falling  to  the  ground,  as  ours  but 
too  palpably  are,  in  the  hands  of  such 
Ministers  and  such  supporters.  There 
were  something  glorious  even  in  fall- 
ing before  the  efforts  of  able  men  ; 
but  it  is  miserable  that  the  Monarchy 
of  England  should  be  frittered  away 
by  fools.  The  fate  that  came  upon 
Charles  and  his  kingdoms,  was  the 
work  of  men  fit  to  make  or  unmake 
an  empire  ;  but  it  is  enough  to  break 
the  heart,  to  see  the  pitiful  quacks, 
the  jabberers  of  nonsense  and  impie- 
ty, the  nauseous  fops,  and  mindless 
puppies,  who  are  now  dragging  this 
nation  down  into  destruction.  Gulli- 
ver made  prisoner  by  an  army  of 
Lilliputians  while  he  slept,  is  an  apt 
similitude  for  Great  Britain  in  its  pre- 
sent hands.  The  Revolutionists  may 
be  as  grashoppers  for  multitude,  but 
among  them  there  is  not  one  man 
worthy  to  tie  the  shoes  of  a  Reformer 
of  the  olden  time.  Is  it  not  pitiful 
to  behold  the  towers  of  the  constitu- 
tion of  Great  Britain  falling,  not 
amid  the  shout  of  battle,  with  valiant 
men  dying  in  their  defence,— not  by 
lightning  or  tempest.— not  by  torrent 
or  earthquake — but  that  multitudes 
of  filthy  vermin  are  burrowing  under 
their  walls,  and  undermining  their 
foundations  ? 

The  present   Ministry  of   Great 


568 

Britain  are  held  in  complete  thral- 
dom and  subjection  by  a  few  Eng- 
lish Radicals,  with  that  most  gross 
and  contemptible  person,  Mr  Joseph 
Hume,  at  their  head,  and  between 
fifty  and  sixty  members  of  the  House 
of  Commons  sent  there  through  tho 
influence  of  the  Roman  Catholic 
priests  of  Ireland.  These  are  not 
Irish  gentlemen,  the  best  of  whom 
make  rather  imprudent  legislators, 
but  the  coarsest,  least  respectable 
herd,  that  ever  left  the  Irish  shore, 
whether  on  four  legs  or  on  two.  The 
chaff  of  wild  corn,  the  froth  of  pud- 
dle, the  dross  of  base  metal,  are  si- 
milies  too  good  for  them,  yet  the  in- 
fluence of  such  as  these  affects,  nay 
rules,  the  destinies  of  the  British  em- 
pire !  Is  it  not  such  oppression  as 
this  that  maketh  the  wise  man  mad  ? 
It  is  not  too  late  to  rid  ourselves 
of  the  destroying  evil  of  such  a  Go- 
vernment, and  the  pestilent  swarm 
of  their  supporters ;  but  it  must  be 
done  by  an  exercise  of  loftier  ener- 
gies, and  more  powerful  feelings, 
than  have  as  yet  displayed  them- 
selves upon  the  public  scene,  though 
we  know  they  are  not  extinct,  and 
the  spark  is  but  wanting  to  light 
them  up  to  glories,  and  in  the  end 
to  triumphant  action.  If  there  ever 
were  a  time  when  men  were  called 
upon  to  stand  forth  bravely  and  bold- 
ly in  defence  of  the  faith  and  prin- 
ciples of  their  fathers,  this  is  that 
time.  The  period  for  a  parley  has 
gone  by;  it  is  in  vain  to  stand  chaf- 
fering upon  trifles;  the  ALTAR  and  the 
THRONE — the  sacredness  of  religion 
—the  respectability  of  virtue— the 
order  and  gradation  in  society — the 
security  of  property,  are  all  in  im- 
minent jeopardy,  through  the  tam- 
pering of  multitudinous  quacks,  and 
the  weakness  of  sentiment  among 
those  who  ought  to  arise  and  crush 
them.  There  are  who  pretend  to 
see  the  danger,  but  love  their  ease 
and  their  wealth  too  well  to  peril 
either  in  the  great  good  cause.  They 
may,  too  late,  find  that  that  ease  will 
be  disturbed,  and  that  wealth  be 
taken  away  wholly,  which,  if  now 
sacrificed  in  part,  would  overcome 
the  enemy.  It  is  no  ordinary  politi- 
cal contest  that  is  before  us;  it  is  a 
struggle  between  the  Monarchy,  the 
Church,  and  the  Aristocracy  of  Eng- 
land, and  a  disgraceful  Revolution,  iu 


The  Ministry  and  their  Supporters. 


[March. 


which  men,  equally  coarse  and  paltry, 
will  be  in  the  uppermost  places. 

But  to  return  to  the  Government 
professions  of  their  own  excellent 
and  improving  character— they  are 
merely  laughed  at  in  London,  even 
by  those  who,  in  their  communica- 
tions to  the  public,  affect  to  treat 
them  with  most  gravity.  It  is  not 
true,  that  any  declaration,  favourable 
to  the  Reform  Bill  of  the  Grey  Mi- 
nistry, has  been  obtained  from  those 
noblemen  who  declared  themselves 
in  favour  of  some  measure  of  Re- 
form, in  the  discussion  of  last  ses- 
sion. The  declaration  of  Lord  Grey 
at  the  Mansion  House  is  sufficiently 
vague  to  mean  anything  or  nothing, 
and  even  if  it  were  not  so,  we  have 
seen  and  heard  enough  of  Lord  Grey 
lately  to  be  perfectly  well  satisfied 
that  no  dependence  whatever  is  to 
be  placed  upon  his  statements  in 
political  matters.  Whether  his  me- 
mory fail  him — as  when  he  could 
not  call  to  mind  his  menace  address- 
ed to  the  Bishops ;  or  he  has  not  at- 
tended to  the  matter — as  in  the  case 
of  his  assertion  of  a  surplus  revenue ; 
or  his  expressions  convey  a  mean- 
ing different  from  that  which  he  in- 
tended— as  in  his  statement  regard- 
ing Irish  Tithes — certain  it  is,  that  all 
Lord  Grey  now  says  must  be  re- 
ceived with  more  than  a  few  grains 
of  allowance. 

No  very  sudden  change  of  the  Mi- 
nistry is  to  be  looked  for,  nor  would 
any  mere  change  of  Ministers  suf- 
fice for  what  is  at  present  wanting. 
The  heart  and  the  mind  of  the  na- 
tion require  to  be  roused  up  to  a 
sense  of  the  wickedness,  the  worth- 
lessness,  and  the  littleness  of  the 
buzzing  busy  bodies  who  are  fly- 
blowing the  body  of  the  State,  and 
causing  it  to  stink  in  the  nostrils  of 
men  of  sense  and  feeling.  They 
must  be  shaken  off  by  a  strong  arid 
manly  enthusiasm,  or  we  shall  do  no 
good.  Between  the  huckstering 
economy  of  our  domestic  system, 
and  the  prodigal  concession  to  fo- 
reign countries,  we  are  become  no 
more  than  feeble  disputants,  when 
we  should  be  bold  and  energetic 
actors.  Would  that  the  soul  of  an 
Edmund  Burke  would  break  forth 
amongst  us ! 

London,  Feb.  20, 1832. 


Printidty  Bancmtyni  and  Company,  Paul's  Work,  Edinburgh 


BLACKWOOD'S 

EDINBURGH  MAGAZINE. 


No.  CXCIII. 


APRIL,  1832. 


VOL,  XXXI. 


THE  PROSPECTS  OF  BRITAIN.* 


IT  is  recorded  by  Josephus,  that 
the  night  before  the  Roman  armies 
entered  Jerusalem,  there  were  heard 
flying  overhead,  and  calling  to  each 
other  through  the  upper  spaces  of  the 
Temple,  angels  and  spiritual  watch- 
ers ;  and  the  words  which  could  be  dis- 
tinguished, Were  ^TO-^^U^V  lvnv$sv 
—  Let  us  depart  hence  !  It  seems  the 
Religio  loci  adhered  too  closely  to 
its  shrine  to  be  torn  away  without 
some  human  throes,  some  protesta- 
tion that  it  suffered  violence,  and 
something  like  the  language  of  fare- 
well :  —  Even  in  Christian  realities,  as 
in  the  fables  of  old  romance, 

"  The  parting  genius  was  with  sighing 
sent," 


The     Pafiai'utav 

the  dire  alalagmos,  or  war-cry  of  the 
Roman  legions,  —  that  herald  of  tears 
and  blood,  and  forerunner  of  the  last 
profanations,  and  in  this  case  the  ac- 
complisher  of  the  prophetic  "  abo- 
mination of  desolation,"  even  that 
was  necessary  to  quicken  the  angelic 
motions;  and  this  savage  hurraing 
had  already  begun  to  load  the  air 
with  its  denunciations  of  carnage, 
whilst  the  heavenly  cohorts  were  yet 
marshalling  their  shadowy  ranks  for 
.flight. 

To  Mr  Douglas,  as  to  many  others, 
there  'are  signs  and  portents  abroad, 
which  seem  to  indicate  the  same 
sullen  and  reluctant  departure  of  its 
ancient  tutelary  virtues  from  this 
long  favoured  land.  The  foundations, 
in  their  eyes,  are  manifestly  giving 
way,  of  that  massy  system  on  which 
so  much  of  our  happiness  has  repo- 


sed for  ages.  Morals,  public  and 
domestic,  political  integrity  in  the 
senate,  and  "  pure  religion  breath- 
ing household  laws,"  have  seemed 
for  some  time  preparing  for  flight. 
The  old  faith,  and  the  old  obligations 
of  conscience,  have  seemed  to  sit 
loosely  upon  all  men.  Ancient  land- 
marks have  disappeared — new  names 
are  heard,  and  new  hopes  are  daily 
avowed,  such  as  once  would  have 
been  held  pollution  to  any  cause. 
And  it  is  not  any  longer  the  sullen 
cynicism  of  a  recluse,  but  the  gene- 
ral instincts  of  the  world,  which  be- 
gin to  apprehend,  in  the  changes  at 
this  time  travelling  forward  on  every 
side,  some  deeper  and  more  awful 
disorganization  of  our  ancient  social 
system,  than  was  designed  by  its  first 
movers,  or  suspected,  until  lately,  by 
the  most  jealous  and  apprehensive 
observer. 

These  anticipations  are  not  limited 
by  Mr  Douglas  to  Great  Britain; 
they  are  coextensive  with  Europe, 
and  exclude  nothing  that  we  know 
of,  unless,  perhaps,  the  New  World. 
That  region  is  not  at  least  super- 
annuated, and  may  be  supposed  still 
moving  onward  upon  the  original 
impulse  which  projected  its  orbit, 
and  determined  the  elements  of  its 
paths.  But  on  this  side  the  Atlantic, 
all  is  given  over  in  his  calculations 
to  interminable  revolution.  If  we 
understand  him  rightly,  which  in  a 
very  desultory,  though  eloquent 
writer,  is  not  always  easy  to  do, 
Europe  is  now  hurried  forward  by 
internal  causes,  leagued  with  irresist- 
ible pressure  from  without,  into  a 


1  *  By  James_ Douglas,  Esq.  of  Cavers.     8vo, 
VOL,  XXXI.  NO.  CXCIII. 


Black.     Edinburgh 
2  o 


1831. 


570 

maelstrom  of  chaotic  change :  the  hi- 
deous roar  is  already  heard,  the  fatal 
suction  is  already  felt ;  and  escape  is 
even  already  impossible.  For  Eng- 
land, indeed,  there  is  still  a  reserve  of 
hope.  Chiefly  from  her  greater  moral 
resources,  she  has  still  a  choice  be- 
fore her  of  two  paths ;  or  if  she  can- 
not wholly  avert  the  blow  which,  as 
a  member  of  European  Christendom, 
must  reach  her  in  many  of  its  conse- 
quences, at  any  rate  she  has  it  in  her 
power  to  modify  its  action,  and  to 
reduce  within  the  bounds  of  a  provi- 
dential chastisement,  what  to  some 
will  be  absolute  destruction. 

Such  we  collect  to  be  Mr  Dou- 
glas's view.  And  thus  far  we  go 
along  with  him,  that  most  assuredly 
we  believe  ourselves  to  stand  at  the 
portals  of  mighty  and  far-stretching 
.convulsions.  The  first  French  Re- 
volution was  but  the  beginning  of 
woes.  It  was  an  earthquake;  and 
Europe  has  too  easily  nattered  her- 
self that  its  effects  had  spent  them- 
selves in  the  overthrow  of  Napoleon. 
But  one  earthquake  is  often  no  more 
than  the  herald  of  another.  And 
signs  innumerable  convince  us  that 
Europe,  in  every  kingdom  and  pro- 
vince of  her  populous  regions,  is  ripe 
for  a  long  series  of  changes,  to  which 
no  prince,  or  league  of  princes — no 
nation,  or  confederacy  of  nations — 
can  now  fix  a  limit.  Influence  from 
without,  coming  in  the  shape  of  war, 
has  visited  every  part  of  her  terri- 
tory, and  manured  whatever  seeds 
of  change  might  pre-exist,  into  a 
ranker  and  a  hastier  growth.  Will 
any  man  maintain  that  Spain,  Italy, 
Greece,  in  the  South — or,  for  the 
middle  of  Europe,  France,  Germany, 
the  Low  Countries — could  now  re- 
sume that  station  of  quiet  and  inert 
repose  which  possessed  them  before 
the  era  of  1788  ?  Every  nook  of  these 
lands  has  been  inundated  for  forty 
years  with  revolutionary  incitements. 
Not  a  peasant's  cottage,  not  an  indi- 
vidual shed,  but  has  been  separately 
appealed  to — tempted — provoked — 
to  change  for  its  own  sake,  and 
change  as  the  means  of  every  other 
improvement;  to  change  as  the  end, 
and  change  as  the  indispensable  in- 
strument. Agitation  has  run  its 
course,  and  completed  its  work :  the 
apostles  of  insurrection  and  revolu- 
tion have  fulfilled  their  mission,  and 
closed  their  labours :  all  now  stands 
ready  for  the  reaper's  sickle. 


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Yes !  Sorrow  is  at  hand  for  Eu- 
rope, and  calamity  to  which  the  ruth- 
less wars  of  Napoleon  have  been  but 
as  a  prelude.  So  much  we  believe, 
thus  far  we  assent  unwillingly  to  Mi- 
Douglas.  But  what  shape  will  this 
calamity  put  on?  To  what  issue  will 
it  tend  ?  What  will  be  its  probable 
period,  or  course  of  revolution? 
How  far  will  it  involve  ourselves  ? 

These  are  questions  depending 
chiefly  on  the  particular  theory  adopt- 
ed as  to  the  nature  and  causes  of  the 
present  condition  of  Europe.  The 
author  before  us  insinuates  a  sort  of 
hypothesis  on  this  subject,  somewhat 
too  fine-spun  for  practical  use,  or  for 
his  own  conclusions.  "  An  unseen 
power,''  says  he,  "  is  smiting  the  idol 
of  human  dominion  at  its  base.  The 
feet  on  which  it  rests  are  broken; 
the  iron  and  clay  are  literally  sepa- 
rating. The  composite  governments, 
which  resulted  from  the  union  of 
barbarian  conquerors  and  Roman 
subjects,  have  lost  the  cement  that 
bound  them,  and  are  crumbling  into 
dust."  That  is  to  say,  whatsoever 
ruin  or  decay  now  threatens  the  states 
of  Europe,  is  to  be  considered  a 
mere  process  of  decomposition,  by 
which  the  ancient  substratum  of  Van- 
dalism is  parting  asunder  from  its 
uncongenial  ally  of  Roman  civilisa- 
tion, and  the  heterogeneous  elements 
betraying  themselves  in  the  ruins  of 
that  compound  edifice  which  they 
had  coalesced  to  form. 

But  this  hypothesis  will  hardly 
sustain  itself  against  the  examination 
of  history.  Structures  that  endure 
the  wear  and  tear  of  fourteen  hun- 
dred years,  cannot  be  taxed  with  any 
radical  vice  either  of  materials  or  of 
workmanship.  Spite  of  names  and 
words,  the  materials  must  virtually 
have  been  homogeneous,  and  fitted 
by  nature  for  union ;  or,  which  is  the 
sole  alternative,  the  overpowering 
excellence  of  the  material  on  one 
side  must  have  neutralized  the  mor- 
tal tendencies  on  the  other.  One  or 
other  conclusion  is  inevitable  on  Mr 
Douglas's  premises.  On  this  fugi- 
tive earth  of  ours,  it  is  past  all  doubt, 
that  a  duration  of  one  thousand  years 
and  upwards  bears  a  testimony,  such 
as  cannot  be  gainsaid,  to  the  essential 
and  radical  excellence  of  any  insti- 
tution. 

On  a  point  of  this  nature,  it  is  his- 
tory only  which  is  entitled  to  speak 
authentically.  Let  us  therefore  ra- 


1832.] 


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571 


pidly  review  the  spirit  of  European 
annals,  and  the  main  stream  of  Eu- 
ropean revolutions,  from  the  period 
at  which  Rome  came  into  a  position 
of  substantial  influence  upon  the 
movements  of  the  northern  nations, 
or  upon  the  character  of  their  insti- 
tutions; and  still  more  attentively 
from  the  period  at  which  these  north- 
ern nations  reacted  upon  the  Roman 
south. 

Whilst  the  Western  Empire  flou- 
rished, and  original  Rome  maintain- 
ed her  mighty  supremacy,  it  was  a 
matter  of  necessity  that  her  arts,  her 
policy,  and  her  institutions,  should 
make  joint  progress  with  her  arms. 
We  know  by  the  testimony  of  con- 
temporary historians,  that  in  differ- 
ent degrees,  varying  with  the  state  of 
her  military  influence,  this  was  in 
fact  the  case.  Elegance  in  the  habits 
of  life,  and  the  arts  which  ministered 
to  it,  prevailed  to  a  great  extent  in 
Gaul,  in  Britain,  and  in  Spain.  Else- 
where, as  in  Germany,  where  Rome 
maintained  only  an  uneasy  frontier, 
her  influences  of  this  nature  were 
less ;  they  were  less  at  any  one  time  ; 
and  they  fluctuated.  The  reason 
was  apparent.  Gaul,  Britain,  and 
Spain,  from  the  peculiar  figure  and 
situation  of  their  territory,  admitted 
of  a  perfect  military  possession ;  but 
in  Germany  a  belt  of  variable  breadth 
was  all  that  Rome  could  be  said  to 
possess;  beyond  this  was  a  savage 
country,  overshadowed  by  forests, 
and  bristling  with  indignation — vin- 
dictive remembrances — and  all  the 
repulsive  passions,  wheresoever  it 
was  not  desolate  of  men.  Anti-Ro- 
man passions  effectually  precluded 
an  efficient  Roman  influence.  And 
even  for  that  age,  there  was  no  uni- 
versal mirror  held  up  to  Roman  man- 
ners, Roman  usages,  or  Roman  max- 
ims of  jurisprudence.  Amongst  the 
aboriginal  Gauls,  Britons,  and  Spa- 
niards, such  a  diffusion  of  education 
might  be  found,  and  such  a  civilisa- 
tion, during  the  Roman  domination 
in  their  several  territories,  as  would 
naturally  correspond  to  the  influence 
of  the  victors,  and  the  ambition  or 
interest  of  the  conquered. 

These  relations,  however,  between 
Rome  and  her  European  provinces, 
in  process  of  time  perished.  Rome 
was  gradually  bridled  in  her  career 
of  conquest  and  offensive  warfare; 


next  was  thrown  upon  the  defensive ; 
and  finally,  even  for  defensive  war- 
fare, was  obliged  to  concentrate  her 
entire  efforts  upon  her  domestic  ter- 
ritory. Her  legions  were  gradually 
withdrawn  to  her  own  gates;  and 
the  alumni  of  Roman  civilisation  in  all 
European  provinces,  whether  many 
or  few,  were  now  at  length  thrown 
upon  their  own  unassisted  energies. 

What  followed  is  too  memorable, 
and  too  monotonous  in  its  dark  tis- 
sue of  calamity,  to  leave  much  room 
for  question  or  for  distinction.  The 
same  chapter,  with  very  slight  varie- 
ties, occurs  about  the  same  era  in 
the  annals  of  almost  every  European 
province.  Mutatis  mutandistt}ie same 
tale  of  a  helpless  and  ineffective  re- 
sistance to  successive  hosts  of  bar- 
barous invaders,  saddens  the  page  of 
history  for  the  whole  of  Western 
Europe.  The  Gaul  crouched  before 
the  Frank,  the  Briton  before  the 
Saxon  and  the  Angle,  the  aboriginal 
Spaniard  before  the  Visigoth  and  the 
Vandal.  Each,  in  his  turn,  was  aban- 
doned by  his  Roman  master ;  each 
was  resigned  to  his  native  powers  of 
self-defence ;  and  each  sank  misera- 
bly in  the  contest  which  followed. 
Roman  culture  had  availed  for  little 
else  than  to  prepare  them  for  a 
foreign  conquest,  by  weaning  them 
from  those  martial  habits  which  had 
once  proved  so  potent  a  bulwark 
against  the  sword  of  Rome  herself 
under  her  first  Caesars,  and  her  then 
all-conquering  legions.  All  fell ;  and 
fell  perhaps  chiefly  by  the  emascu- 
lation consequent  upon  their  Roman 
connexion.  Finally,  even  the  Roman 
himself,  after  many  a  separate  pros- 
tration under  many  a  different  con- 
queror, was  finally,  and  for  ever,  ab- 
sorbed into  the  dominion  of  the  Goth 
and  the  Lombard. 

During  the  progress  of  these  great 
revolutions,  which  upon  the  whole 
were  the  greatest  that  our  western 
world  has  undergone,  it  is  probable 
that  a  more  awful  amount  of  human 
misery  was  suffered,  a  more  baleful 
eclipse  and  a  shadow  of  deeper  pro- 
vidential wrath  was  passed  through, 
than  in  any  other  equal  section  of 
time.  The  great  convulsions  which 
attended  the  dying  pangs  of  the  West- 
ern Empire,  if  we  include  the  sepa- 
rate fates  of  the  mother  state,  and 
her  several  provinces,  lasted  through 


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572 

nearly  two  centuries ;  for  it  was  not 
until  the  sixth  century  that  the  abso- 
lute extinction  of  the  Roman  name 
in  the  west  was  accomplished.  And 
as  though  war  pursued  in  the  spirit 
of  extermination  were  not  sufficient, 
it  has  been  noticed  that  famine  and 
pestilence  prevailed  during  the  same 
period  with  a  fury  not  paralleled  by 
any  other  examples  before  or  since. 
Indeed,  so  marvellous  is  the  spectacle 
of  desolation  which  the  Europe  of 
those  days  presents,  so  uninterrupt- 
ed is  the  tragedy,  and  precisely  in 
those  regions  which  have  since  be- 
come the  most  flourishing  on  this 
planet,  that  the  eyes  of  many  writers, 
from  the  Christian  fathers  down- 
wards to  the  most  eminent  of  mo- 
dern historians,  have  been  arrested  by 
the  mere  fascination  of  the  miserable 
spectacle,  and,  without  concert,  have 
separately  come  to  the  very  same 
conclusion — that,  in  this  period,  the 
condition  of  our  forefathers  had 
reached  the  very  lowest  point  of  de- 
pression. "  If,"  says  a  celebrated  re- 
viewer of  history,  "  a  man  were  call- 
ed to  fix  upon  the  period  in  the  his- 
tory of  the  world  during  which  the 
condition  of  the  human  race  was 
most  calamitous  and  afflicted,  he 
would,  without  hesitation,  name  that 
which  elapsed,  from  the  death  of 
Theodosius  the  Great,  to  the  esta- 
blishment of  the  Lombards  in  Italy," 
that  is,  from  the  year  of  our  Lord 
395  to  571.  "  The  contemporary 
authors,"  he  goes  on,  "  who  beheld 
the  scene  of  desolation,  labour  and 
are  at  a  loss  to  describe  the  horror 
of  it." 

Readily  it  may  be  imagined,  that 
such  a  condition  of  suffering  was  no 
fit  matrix  for  the  reception  or  deve- 
lopement  of  arts  and  polished  insti- 
tutions. So  far  from  it,  we  have  the 
best  reasons  for  knowing  that  every 
thing  of  that  nature  went  to  wreck 
very  early  in  the  struggle.  Even  in 
this  island,  it  is  certain  that  the  Ro- 
man arts  and  the  habits  of  polished 
life,  luxury,  and  the  many  indirect 
results  or  props  of  luxury,  had  struck 
root  pretty  deeply  by  the  third  cen- 
tury. And  as  to  Gaul,  it  is  evident 
enough  from  the  Commentaries  of 
Caesar,  that  already  in  his  day  civili- 
sation was  little  in  arrear  of  that 
which  prevailed  in  Italy.  Towns  of 
regular,  architecture,  and  a  pretty  ela- 


[April, 


borate  organization  for  purposes  of 
war  and  civil  police,  evidently  were 
multiplied  in  no  inconsiderable  ex- 
tent through  the  more  refined  regions 
of  Gaul,  and  marked  an  advanced 
stage  of  civilisation.  The  leafy  and 
silvan  encampments  of  the  Britons, 
in  the  very  neighbourhood  of  the 
Thames,  and  what  were  probably 
the  most  civilized  (because  the  most 
fertile)  parts  of  the  island,  shew  a 
state  of  things  so  little  beyond  mere 
savage  life — that  it  is  difficult  to  re- 
concile with  this  great  and  conspi- 
cuous inferiority  to  Gaul,  the  well 
known  facts  of  a  mercantile  inter- 
course, recorded  by  Csesar  himself, 
between  Britain  and  the  continent, 
and  still  more  of  a  supreme  college 
of  the  Druids  seated  in  this  island. 
However,  let  the  differences  have 
been  what  they  might  in  the  early 
period  of  the  first  Caesar,  (differen- 
ces which  we  notice  only  as  matter 
of  curiosity) — it  is  pretty  certain  that 
in  the  two  succeeding  centuries  they 
were  completely  cancelled,  both 
Gaul  and  Britain  having  by  that  time 
very  probably  advanced  to  the  level 
of  Italy.  Equally  certain  it  is,  and 
evidenced  in  our  own  case  by  the  An- 
glo-Saxon literature,  by  the  writings 
of  Bede,  and  other  documents,  that 
the  hurricane  of  misery  which  swept 
over  the  land  during  the  Saxon  in- 
vasions, utterly  abolished  all  traces 
of  whatever  had  been  won  in  these 
centuries  of  intercourse  with  Roman 
masters.  There  is  no  doubt  that  at 
the  end  of  that  conflict  which  issued 
in  the  establishment  of  the  Saxon 
Polyarchy,  Britain  was  to  all  intents 
and  purposes  a  rasa  tabula  as  regard- 
ed the  effects  or  memorials  of  its  Ro- 
man connexion.  The  sole  monu- 
ments which  then  survived  of  the 
Roman  power,  were  those  imperish- 
able military  causeways  which  tra- 
versed the  marshes  and  forests,  and 
here  and  there  a  tesselated  pavement 
of  some  Praetorian  tent.  Granite,  mar- 
ble, and  cement,  remained,  as  to  this 
day  in  some  proportions  they  still  do 
remain.  But  for  moral  or  political  in- 
fluence, influence  of  any  kind  which 
acts  through  the  mind,  the  condition 
of  Britain,  within  perhaps  two  gene- 
rations after  the  earliest  appearance 
of  the  Anglo-Saxons,  was  precisely 
what  it  would  have  been,  had  a  Ro- 
man foot  never  trod  upon  our  soil, 


1832.J 


The  Prospects  of  Britain. 


The  same  conclusions,  and  for  the 
same  causes,  apply  to  the  whole  em- 
pire of  Rome  in  the  west.  Apart  from 
those  military  works  by  which  they 
cleared  and  maintained  a  path  for 
their  triumphs,  and  which  in  dura- 
bility are  pretty  nearly  coeval  with 
the  works  of  nature, — the  whole 
mighty  fabric  of  their  political  sys- 
tem fell  so  utterly  before  the  new 
tribes  of  conquerors,  these  conquer- 
ors were  so  purely  barbarous,  and 
the  conquered  so  irretrievably  sub- 
dued, that  no  memory  even  of  any 
Roman  policy,  whether  martial  or 
civil,  survived  in  any  place  on  this 
side  of  the  Alps  by  the  middle  of  the 
seventh  century. 

What  then  becomes  of  that  rent  in 
the  iron  and  the  clay,  on  which  Mr 
Douglas  relies  for  his  solution  of 
this  imminent  crisis  ?  Iron,  that  is, 
Roman  metal,  there  was  none  at  all 
remaining  in  the  institutions  of  Eu- 
rope which  succeeded  to  the  general 
migration  of  the  Gothic  tribes,  and 
the  foundation  of  the  great  king- 
doms of  the  west.  Already  in  the 
day  of  Charlemagne,  who  would  have 
been  glad  to  benefit  by  the  relics 
of  Roman  wisdom,  none  were  to  be 
found.  In  the  following  century,* 
our  own  Alfred  had  the  same  en- 
lightened wishes;  andfoundthe  same 
disappointment  in  looking  backwards 
for  any  fragments  of  ancestral  pru- 
dence towards  the  founding  of  his 
own  institutions.  Now,  if,  in  the  year 
800,  all  traces  of  the  great  Roman 
edifice  had  already  vanished,  much 
less  could  it  be  possible  that  any 
should  still  lurk  in  obscure  nooks  of 
our  Western  Europe,  considering 
that  the  entire  century  which  follow- 
ed was  filled  with  fresh  devastations 
of  the  Vikingr  or  sea-kings  of  the 
Baltic,  whose  power  and  ferocity 
filled  the  latter  years  of  Charlemagne 
with  mortification,  and  occupied  the 
whole  life  of  Alfred  with  continual 
alarms  and  anxiety. 

Here,  then,  we  have  reached  a  point 
at  which  Rome  had  indeed  become 
a  mere  phantom  of  a  mighty  name. 
And,  through  the  thousand  years 
which  have  followed,  we  are  sure 
that  no  legitimate  deduction  can  be 


573 

made  of  any  evil  which  menaces  our 
days  from  Roman  influence.  Com- 
posite structures  may  have  arisen 
upon  the  ruins  of  the  Roman  polity, 
but  assuredly  in  no  part  of  their  ele- 
ments could  they  have  been  Roman. 

However,  as  our  purpose  is  not  to 
quarrel  with  Mr  Douglas,  but  grave- 
ly to  review  the  past  history  of  Eu- 
rope, upon  which  we  differ,  with  a 
view  to  our  present  prospects,  upon 
which,  in  a  general  sense,  we  agree, 
— let  us  proceed  with  a  sketch  of  the 
most  material  epochs  in  the  history 
of  Christendom,  that,  tracing  as  in  a 
clear  retrospect  the  whole  road  we 
have  passed,  we  may  have  more  rea- 
sonable grounds  of  conjecture  from 
analogy  as  to  that  which  is  in  rever- 
sion. 

The  first  and  by  far  the  most  influ- 
ential (we  may  add  the  most  widely 
diffused)  incident  in  the  progress  of 
European  policy,  was  the  establish- 
ment of  the  Feudal  System.  On  the 
one  hand  it  has  been  made  a  matter 
of  marvel  that  so  many  different  na- 
tions, by  a  sort  of  blind  and  over- 
mastering sympathy,  without  any  di- 
rect communication,  should  have  fall- 
en at  the  same  time  upon  the  same 
system.  On  the  other  hand,  it  has 
been  replied  that  the  mere  identity 
of  circumstances  drove  them  of  ne- 
cessity upon  a  policy  as  nearly  iden- 
tical as  possible.  Similar  dangers 
prescribed  similar  remedies.  And  if 
we  examine  the  essential  conditions 
and  paramount  purposes  of  what  it 
is  that  we  mean  by  Feudalism,  it  will 
appear  that  it  was  a  system  admira- 
bly adapted  to  meet  a  situation  of 
extraordinary  peril.  Such  peril  could 
not  be  separated  from  the  circum- 
stances of  that  military  colonization 
which  was  pursued  upon  so  vast  a 
scale  by  the  hordes  of  semi-barbarous 
people,  at  that  time  driven  west- 
wards, under  impulses  and  constraint 
which  they  could  as  little  resist  as 
they  could  themselves  be  resisted. 
Whether  Germans  or  Scandinavians, 
whether  Cz's-Baltic  or  TVaws-Baltic, 
they  found  themselves  under  the 
same  dire  necessity  of  advancing 
upon  armed  and  ferocious  nations, 
already  in  possession  of  the  soil  from 


*  Charlemagne  was  saluted  Emperor  A.  ».  800  ;  but  at  this  time  he  had  already 
reigned  as  King  thirty-three  years.  Alfred  died  A.  D.  900.  So  that  the  first  may  be 
considered  as  the  child  of  the  8th  century,  the  other  of  the  9th, 


574  The  Prospects 

which  it  was  their  purpose — their 
mission  —  their  necessity,  to  eject 
them.  Pressed  from  behind,  in  many 
cases,  by  other  nations  not  less  for- 
midable than  themselves,  in  many 
cases  pressed  by  the  yet  sterner  com- 
pulsion of  domestic  famine  in  seats 
too  narrow  for  their  increasing  num- 
bers, they  were  in  a  dilemma  which 
allowed  them  no  choice ;  to  launch 
themselves  in  successive  swarms  up- 
on the  nations  to  the  west,  was  their 
one  sole  resource ;  to  perish  was  their 
alternative.  These  nations  were  uni- 
versally found  in  a  condition  more 
enfeebled  by  luxury,  and,  as  to  every 
habit  of  martial  preparation,  far  less 
considerable  than  their  martial  inva- 
ders. Still  they  were  in  possession, 
of  itself  a  great  advantage,  even  in 
lands  without  fortresses;  and  their 
numbers  were  too  great  for  extermi- 
nation. These  two  great  obstacles 
in  the  way  of  a  perfect  conquest,  and 
of  absolute  security,  furnished  the 
motives  to  the  feudal  policy,  and 
prescribed  its  form.  The  Feudal 
Chief,  and  his  far-stretching  depend- 
ency of  vassals,  exhibited  the  image 
of  a  castra  stativa,  or  a  permanent 
gens-d'armerie,  keeping  watch  and 
ward  at  all  times  upon  the  motions 
of  the  surrounding  population,  hold- 
ing their  foot  as  it  were  always  in 
the  stirrup,  and  each  looking  to  his 
immediate  superior  as  the  guide  of 
his  own  conduct,  and  his  best  reli- 
ance for  keeping  up  the  chain  of 
communication  with  his  supreme 
head.  Each  in  his  turn  was  laid  un- 
der obligations  of  gratitude  to  an  im- 
mediate superior,  which  he  had  no 
means  of  testifying  but  by  military 
service.  The  duties  and  the  enjoy- 
ments of  life  were  thus  reconciled 
with  the  maintenance  of  a  standing 
army;  and,  by  one  simple  but  com- 
prehensive arrangement,  this  army 
was,  once  for  all,  paid,  officered,  fix- 
ed in  its  allegiance,  and  made  perpe- 
tual through  all  generations,  without 
needing  any  renewed  establishment. 
The  nearest  approach  to  this  feu- 
dal organization,  that  we  any  where 
meet  with  in  history,  was  perhaps 
the  solemn  deduction  (to  use  the 
technical  term)  of  a  legitimate  Ro- 
man colony.  In  this,  when  not  (as 
sometimes  happened)  sent  out  upon 
a  private  authority,  or  by  the  in- 
fluence of  a  faction,  or  upon  a 
movement  of  sedition,  but  conduct- 


of  Britain. 


[April, 


ed  on  the  principles  sanctioned  by 
law  and  ancient  usages,  there  was 
maintained  the  perfect  image  of  an 
army ;  for  they  went  with  the  pur- 
pose of  an  army,  to  dispossess  the 
ancient  possessors  of  the  soil;  and 
they  needed  the  same  entire  de- 
pendence upon  each  other,  the  same 
strict  discipline  for  immediate  suc- 
cess, and  the  same  cultivation  of 
social  affections  amongst  each  other, 
for  their  ultimate  prosperity,  which 
were  essential  in  the  most  perilous 
and  remote  expeditions.  Whenever 
these  conditions  of  a  perfect  colony 
were  wanting,  a  true  Roman  critic 
would  not  allow  it  any  better  name 
than  that  of  a  mob.  The  historian 
Tacitus,  for  example,  speaking  of 
such  a  tumultuary  and  ill-organized 
attempt  at  colonization,  describes  it 
in  these  terms : — "  Ignoti  inter  se, 
diversis  manipulis,  sine  rectore,  sine 
affectibus  mutuis,  quasi  ex  alio  ge- 
nere  mortalium,  repente  in  unum 
collecti,  numerus  magis  quam  colo- 
nia."  So  necessary,  indeed,  was 
this  solemn  organization,  so  indis- 
pensable were  all  the  ceremonies 
and  ritual  of  a  legal  deduction,  that 
where  these  were  wanting,  the  colo- 
nist became  in  law  no  more  than  an 
incola  of  the  new  colony,  and  not  a 
civis ;  and  the  grievous  penalty  of 
that  was — that,  whilst  he  assumed 
new  duties,  he  was  exonerated  from 
none  of  his  old  ones ;  but  remained 
ever  after  liable  to  all  the  burdens 
of  a  citizen  in  the  old  city  which  he 
quitted,  no  less  than  in  the  new  one 
which  he  adopted.  "  Nam,  ut  in 
bello,"  says  Goesius,  "  ita  et  in  hac 
profectione  omnia  ordine  fiebant ;  et 
non  tantum  dux  sed  et  vexillum 
seque  ut  in  bello  aderat."  So  close, 
indeed,  was  the  original  resemblance 
between  a  Roman  colony  in  its  full 
ceremonial  and  a  feudal  establish- 
ment, that,  but  for  one  difference, 
this  latter  would  have  been  account- 
ed a  Gothic  propagation  of  a  Roman 
original :  this  difference  lay  in  the 
small  range  of  operation  and  in- 
fluence which  belonged  to  the  colo- 
ny, contrasted  with  the  feudal  sys- 
tem, applied  (as  it  generally  was)  to 
extensive  kingdoms.  That  single 
difference,  by  speedily  dispersing 
the  small  body  of  hostility  which 
faced  its  first  introduction,  in  no 
long  period  took  away  from  the 
Roman  colony  all  necessity  for  keep- 


1832.] 


The  Prospects  of  Britain. 


ing  up  the  military  forms  of  subor- 
dination, or  the  precautions  for  de- 
fence; whereas,  in  the  other  case, 
as  the  dangers  which  it  provided 
against  were  not  local,  but  in  the 
widest  sense  national,  and  as  they 
continued  to  exist  for  many  genera- 
tions— the  original  necessity  which 
had  dictated  the  feudal  institutions, 
maintained  them  in  their  integrity 
through  a  long  succession  of  ages. 
The  enemies  of  the  Roman  colonist 
were  a  few  weak  rural  proprietors, 
without  arms,  numbers,  or  union, 
and  with  nothing  to  strengthen  their 
resistance  but  the  sense  of  that  in- 
justice which  they  had  suffered; 
and  of  necessity  they  soon  vanished 
to  seek  their  livelihood  elsewhere. 
But  the  enemies,  whom  the  feudal 
organization  was  designed  to  meet, 
were  round  about  the  conqueror 
and  in  all  his  paths,  by  night  and  by 
day — cherishing  their  enmities,  and 
transmitting  them  to  their  children's 
children.  And  hence  it  was,  that, 
whilst  the  Roman  colony  was  but  a 
system  of  transitory  regulations,  for 
purposes  of  convenience  and  police, 
and  to  meet  the  necessities  of  a  mo- 
ment, the  feudal  institutions  were 
built  for  a  duration  which  they  did 
in  fact  attain,":  had  it  been  other- 
wise, we  repeat  that,  from  the  close 
resemblance  in  their  elementary  fea- 
tures, the  one  system  would  have 
been  imagined  to  have  descended 
by  direct  imitation  from  the  other. 

The  feudal  system  once  matured, 
next  followed  throughout  Europe 
the  long  contests  between  two  of 
its  great  component  members — the 
great  aristocratic  barons  on  the  one 
hand,  the  sovereign  on  the  other. 
At  first  the  balance  inclined  to  the 
former ;  and  the  barons  were  gene- 
rally encroaching  dangerously  upon 
the  crown.  But  at  length  came  the 
Crusades,  which  threw  the  final  vic- 
tory every  where  into  the  hands  of 
the  supreme  chieftain.  The  Cru- 
'  sades  were  in  many  ways  beneficial 
to  Europe;  but  more  by  indirect 
means,  than  by  any  which  are  im- 
mediately and  palpably  traced  to 
their  influence.  By  drawing  off  the 
most  turbulent  and  martial  of  the 
great  feudal  vassals  to  distant  and 
dangerous  lands,  by  compelling  them 
to  raise  money  in  sudden  ways,  and 
on  very  injurious  terms,  not  seldom 
by  leading  eventually  to  the  extinc- 


575 

tion  of  great  fiefs,  which  had  former- 
ly been  continual  thorns  in  the  side 
of  the  sovereign,  but  still  more  by 
the  very  many  advantages  which  ac- 
crued to  him  from  the  long  absences 
of  his  most  potent  enemies — in  every 
case,  the  regal  power  was  extended 
and  strengthened  at  the  expense  of 
the  aristocracy. 

In  the  course  of  this  long  struggle, 
began  silently  to  emerge  the  third 
estate  of  the  Commons.  Under  shel- 
ter of  either  party,  as  either  hap- 
pened to  gain  on  the  other,  and  avail- 
ing themselves  of  those  necessities 
for  commercial  intercourse  and  for 
manufactures,  which  will  force  a  way 
for  themselves  even  amongst  the 
rudest  and  most  martial  people,  they 
erected  the  new  functions  of  com- 
mercial wealth,  and  strengthened 
themselves  by  the  civil  privileges 
which  all  princes  are  so  ready  to 
grant,  in  the  infancy  of  finance,  to 
those  who  have  it  in  their  power  to 
confer  the  aid  of  money  and  of 
movable  supplies,  so  much  envied 
by  the  fixed  and  sedentary  power  of 
mere  territorial  wealth. 

At  length,  and  pretty  nearly  about 
the  same  period  throughout  Europe, 
these  tendencies  had  so  far  matured 
themselves,  that  all  princes  found 
themselves  in  a  situation  to  enact 
laws  in  harmony  with  that  state  of 
things ;  laws  which  we  ought  rather 
to  view  as  declaratory  of  a  situation 
which  had  long  virtually  existed, 
than  as  operating  to  create  it.  What 
happened  in  our  own  country,  at  the 
latter  end  of  the  15th  century,  will 
illustrate — if  not  a  general  case,  at 
least  a  general  tendency.  At  this 
era,  Henry  VII.  mounted  the  throne, 
and  by  that  event,  followed  by  his 
marriage  with  the  daughter  of  Ed- 
ward IV.,  put  a  period  for  ever  to  the 
wars  and  jealousy  of  the  two  Roses. 
Those  wars  had  so  conspired  with 
the  general  setting-in  and  tide  of  po- 
litical tendencies,  that  the  great  aris- 
tocracy were  already  in  a  measure 
broken,  and  in  a  condition  to  endure 
laws  which  formerly  they  would 
have  spurned.  They  were  then  first 
limited  as  to  the  number  of  their 
followers  and  feudal  retainers ;  and 
they  even  accepted  as  a  boon  that 
power  to  alienate  their  landed  estates, 
which  in  effect  completed  the  ruin 
of  their  political  importance. 

From  these  two  causes,  in  con- 


576  The  Prospect 

junction  with  the  dissolution  of  the 
great  church  aristocracy,  as  accom- 
plished in  the  following  reign,  im- 
mense effects  followed  in  the  con- 
stitution of  society.  And,  in  parti- 
cular, one  effect,  which  has  embar- 
rassed many  political  economists — 
viz.  the  vast  swarms  of  vagrants  and 
beggars,  which  now  began  to  infest 
all  countries,  and  which  in  England, 
after  no  long  interval,  led  to  the  sys- 
tem of  poor-laws.  Many  writers 
have  charged  this  prodigious  expan- 
sion of  pauperism  upon  the  sudden 
extinction  of  the  charity  exercised 
by  the  religious  houses.  But  that 
cause  alone  is  too  narrow  for  the 
effect.  In  reality,  the  first  founda- 
tion of  this  pauperism  was  laid  by 
the  sudden  suppression  of  the  feu- 
dal retainers.  The  next  cause  was 
a  direct  consequence  of  this  first, 
and  pretty  exactly  rehearsed  the 
course  of  events,  which,  under  the 
very  same  circumstances,  followed 
in  the  Highlands  of  Scotland  after 
the  struggle  of  1745.  For  when 
estates  were  no  longer  allowed  to 
bear  a  martial  tenantry,  when  ex- 
tent of  territory  no  longer  expressed 
its  importance  in  the  numbers  of 
followers  which  it  could  support, 
naturally  enough  all  possessors  of 
such  properties  sought  to  reap  their 
advantages  in  the  only  way  now  left 
open  to  them  by  the  laws.  And  this 
result  was  aided  and  quickened  by 
the  new  regulations  which  governed 
the  alienation  of  estates.  For  if,  in 
any  case,  an  old  feudal  lord  were  still 
indisposed  (as  happened  also  in 
Scotland  through  one  or  two  gene- 
rations) to  part  with  his  old  martial 
retainers,  though  now  become  a  bur- 
den on  his  property — these  feelings 
had  no  sort  of  weight  with  the  com- 
mercial man,  whom  ambition  prompt- 
ed, and  whom  the  new  law  of  Henry 
VII.  permitted,  to  become  the  pur- 
chasers of  such  estates.  Their  pur- 
pose was  to  turn  the  property  to  as 
much  account  as  possible ;  and  this 
was  best  done  by  substituting  cattle 
or  sheep  for  man.  Hence  the  general 
complaint*  in  Edward  VI.'s  reign, 
by  which  time  the  effects  had  be- 
come extensive  and  palpable,  of  de- 
population of  estates — of  throwing 


s  of  Britain.  [April, 

small  farms  into  large  ones— of  sacri- 
ficing Christian  fellow-creatures  to 
brutes,  &c.  Hence  also  the  univer- 
sal clamour  against  beggars  as  infest- 
ing the  high  roads;  and  hence  the 
prodigious  multitude  of  executions 
in  that  age,  for  acts  of  robbery  or 
other  violence. 

That  these  results  were  not  con- 
fined to  England,  and  that  they  arose 
elsewhere  out  of  the  same  final  pass- 
ing away  of  the  feudal  system,  and 
the  consequent  abolition  of  all  bene- 
fit from  those  services  which  were 
performed  by  a  body  of  martial  vas- 
sals, is  evident  from  the  contempo- 
rary documents  of  the  continent. 
For  example,  a  very  ample  law  on 
the  subject  of  pauperism,  issued  by 
the  Emperor  Charles  V.,  and  dated 
October  9,  1531,  states  in  one  part 
of  its  preamble,  "  That  whereas  the 
poor  of  our  provinces  are  now  much 
more  in  number  than  formerly  they 
used  to  be ;  and  whereas  it  is  found 
by  experience  that  many  abuses  have 
arisen  from  suffering  them  to  beg 
and  ask  alms,"  &c.  Holland  and  the 
Low  Countries  generally,  with  many 
great  tracts  of  Germany,  were  be- 
ginning to  suffer  from  this  evil  pre- 
cisely at  the  same  time  as  England; 
and  as,  in  all  these  countries,  its  first 
great  pressure  began  to  be  observed 
about  the  dawning  of  the  Reforma- 
tion, it  need  not  surprise  us  that  it 
was  pretty  generally  and  exclusively 
ascribed  to  that  great  event. 

At  this  crisis,  indeed,  the  condition 
of  the  poor,  of  those  who  had  nothing 
to  offer  but  their  labour,  was  at  the 
very  lowest  point  of  depression 
which  history  records.  They  were 
in  the  state  of  transition  from  a  mar- 
tial to  a  civic  organization:  in  the 
one  direction  their  services  were 
cancelled ;  and  in  the  other,  as  yet 
there  were  no  modes  of  industry  cre- 
ated which  could  absorb  their  num- 
bers. However,  the  new  political  or- 
der of  Commons  was  rapidly  rising 
into  importance.  By  the  door  re- 
cently opened  for  their  admission 
into  territorial  possessions,  they  soon 
became  equally  connected  with  the 
landed  and  commercial  wealth — with 
rural  industry  and  the  industry  of 
towns.  A  class  of  gentry  rapidly 


*   See  the  chronicles  and  the  sermons  of  that  day,  especially  those  of  Bishop 
Latimer. 


1832.] 

arose;  arid  under  their  intelligent 
spirit  of  enterprise,  far  greater  num- 
bers were  called  for  than  those  who, 
in  the  first  stage  of  the  transition, 
had  been  found  to  be  wholly  super- 
fluous. 

These  Commons,  headed  by  this 
gentry,  and  standing  upon  the  ruins 
of  the  feudal  aristocracy,  soon  be- 
came the  most  important  body  in 
the  state.  Their  property  and  their 
indirect  influence  were  already  at  a 
prodigious  height  at  the  accession  of 
the  Stewarts.  But  the  direct  influ- 
ence secured  to  them  by  the  laws, 
was  in  no  proportion  to  the  indirect 
and  virtual  power  which  they  al- 
ready exercised.  They  had  grown 
up  silently  under  a  state  of  laws  con- 
templating a  very  different  organiza- 
tion of  society,  and  originally  fitted, 
in  fact,  to  a  condition  of  things  which 
had  become  obsolete  with  the  de- 
cay of  feudalism.  The  letter  of  the 
law  said  one  thing,  and  the  virtual 
necessities  of  society  under  its  new 
arrangement  said  something  totally 
different.  And  it  was  simply  because 
Charles  I.  looked  to  the  old  super- 
annuated forms,  and  estimated  a 
House  of  Commons  by  its  ancient 
standard,  when  either  the  blind  tools 
of  a  fierce  aristocracy,  or  at  best  in 
a  pupilar  and  elementary  state  of 
transition,  simply  to  this  original 
mistake  it  was  that  he  owed  the  se- 
ries of  his  obstinate  errors,  his  mis- 
fortunes, and  his  fate. 

Other  princes  have  every  where 
made  the  same  blunder,  and  have 
put  down  to  the  turbulence  or  ma- 
lignity of  individual  bad  men,  or  to 
the  general  delusions  of  an  age,  what 
in  reality  were  the  inevitable  prompt- 
ings of  liberty  and  power  shifting  to 
new  classes  of  men,  and  seeking  to 
obtain  the  sanction  of  law  to  the 
changes  in  the  composition  of  so- 
ciety. With  or  without  the  opposi- 
tion of  princes,  however,  such  chan- 
ges for  Europe  are  now  wellnigh 
matured.  Harrington  has  taught 
us — that  power  passes  with  the  ba- 
lance of  landed  property ;  wherever 
the  balance  in  that  respect  is  placed, 
there  lies  the  balance  of  political 
power.  Now  at  this  moment  the 
true  balance  of  that  nature  has  pass- 
ed so  immeasurably,  so  beyond  all 
powers  of  calculation,  into  the  hands 
of  the  tiers  etat,  or  what  is  virtually 
such,  that  we  cannot  doubt  for  a 


The  Prospects  of  Britain. 


577 


moment  in  what  quarter  it  is  that  the 
true  and  proper  forces  now  rest,  by 
which  the  great  quarrel  which  is  at 
hand  will  and  must  be  waged. 

Here  let  us  pause.  Looking  to 
that  question  which  we  have  before 
us,  history  presents  but  one  great  in- 
cident slowly  unweaving  itself  from 
the  Crusades  downwards — and  that 
is  the  evolution  of  the  Commons  or 
third  estate.  With  England  for  their 
model,  with  Commerce  for  their  in- 
strument, and  the  press  for  their 
common  agitator,  all  parts  of  Europe 
have  now  reared  up  a  body  corre- 
sponding in  its  views  and  functions 
to  the  English  Commons.  That  they 
do  not  generally  resemble  their  pro- 
totype in  temper,  in  wisdom,  or  in- 
telligence, does  indeed  shed  gloom 
upon  our  prospects  throughout  that 
contest  which  we  see  approaching, 
but  cannot  avert  or  retard  it.  Every 
where  to  the  west  of  Russia,  the  po- 
pular forces  are  organized  in  a  secret 
understanding  against  the  aristo- 
cracy, very  frequently  against  the 
crown,  as  now  become  the  natural 
ally  of  that  body,  and  against  the  an- 
cient systems  of  law,  as  codes  having 
their  origin  in  an  age  when  the 
crown  and  the  nobility  were  sepa- 
rately or  jointly,  with  or  against  each 
other,  the  sole  depositaries  of  politi- 
cal power. 

Hence,  from  this  source,  and  of 
this  nature,  is  the  contest,  that  mighty 
European  contest,  which  we  in  com- 
mon with  Mr  Douglas  apprehend. 
Privilege,  and  the  children  of  privi- 
lege, are  arrayed  against  the  mighty 
unprivileged  masses,  now  at  length 
too  fatally  made  conscious  of  their 
own  tremendous  power.  Of  this 
contest,  what  will  be  the  course  ? 
what  the  issue  ? 

Mr  Douglas  looks  for  part  of  his 
answer  (and  naturally  he  looks  with 
alarm)  to  Russia.  Too  surely  that  for- 
midable name  cannot  be  overlooked 
by  any  speculator  in  these  questions. 
Russia,  gigantic  Russia,  broods  over 
Europe  with  an  incubation  friendly 
to  no  aspects  of  civilisation,  and  pro- 
mising no  catastrophe  to  the  great 
drama,  but  such  as  will  bring  infinite 
carnage  and  infinite  confusion  in 
its  train.  And  further,  it  is  too  no- 
torious at  this  time,  that  in  the  ge- 
neral pacification  of  Europe,  which 
followed  the  downfall  of  Napoleon, 
the  last  opportunity  was  lost  that 


578 

will  ever  offer  for  setting  bounds 
to  the  aggressions  of  this  empire, 
and  forming  barriers  in  central  Eu- 
rope to  that  inordinate  ambition 
which  cannot  else  be  bridled.  The 
fatal  distinction  of  Russian  ambition 
is — that  it  is  not  personal.  It  does 
not,  nor  can  it,  expire  with  an  indi- 
vidual. "  Individually,  the  late  and 
the  present  Czar  have  been  amongst 
the  most  amiable  of  men.  But  Rus- 
sia is  self-tempted.  In  her  bound- 
less territory  lies  her  summons  to 
the  extension  of  territory:  in  the 
voices  of  300  distinct  tribes  or  na- 
tions who  salute  the  Czar  as  their 
liege  lord,  lies  the  secret  war-cry 
-**-'  --1-1  "icrs.  More 


The  Prospects  of  Britain. 


[April, 


she  must  have,  because  she  has  so 
much.  And  if  the  ambitious  spirits 
of  that  nation  be  thus  under  the  ob- 
ligations of  headlong  impulse  to  pur- 
sue a  career  of  foreign  conquest,  the 
imperial  family  bends  to  an  equal 
necessity  of  prudence  in  the  very 
same  direction.  The  Russian  prin- 
ces tremble  before  a  haughty  nobi- 
lity, and  often  have  no  refuge  from 
conspiracies  of  the  palace,  except 
in  the  centre  of  their  armies. 

This  was  known  in  1815 :  this  was 
familiar  to  those  who  then  had  the 
dictation  of  European  treaties,  and 
who  moved  with  power  in  the  seve- 
ral congresses  which  succeeded  in 
the  following  year.  Yet  what  chan- 
ges since  then — all  favourable  to 
Russia !  Erivan,  the  capital  of  Per- 
sian Armenia,  and  the  very  citadel 
of  Persian  security,  captured  in  that 
quarter;  and  Persia,  both  by  arms 
and  by  treaties,  prostrated  at  her 
feet — gagged  and  bound,  and  if  not 
yet  an  avowed  dependency  of  the 
Russian  crown,  shorn  both  of 
strength  and  hope  for  all  future  re- 
sistance. Southwards  again,  on  an- 
other quarter,  the  Balkan  surmount- 
ed, and  the  Crescent  chased  and  dis- 
honoured to  the  gates  of  that  once 
mighty  Sultan,  whose  name  was  a 
perpetual  panic  to  the  Caesars  of  the 
Rhine  and  Danube.  Poland  again, 
by  her  own  senseless  insurrection, 
instead  of  the  barrier  that  under 
other  management  she  might  have 
become  against  Russia,  now  made 
her  foremost  military  post,  which 
opens  the  gates  of  the  west  to  her 
armies — and  by  fixing  her  magazines 
on  the  very  frontier  line  of  Prussia, 
at  one  blow,  in  diminishing  the  cost, 


diminishes  the  one  sole  difficulty 
which  has  hitherto  crippled  the  bel- 
ligerent propensities  of  Russia.  Then 
again  in  all  parts  of  the  west  itself, 
those  which  Russia  most  pants  after, 
and  of  which,  from  past  experience, 
she  retains  the  most  luxurious  re- 
membrances,— what  changes  to  fa- 
cilitate her  progress  since  the  day 
when  Suwarrow  led  her  armies ! 
Across  the  Alps  roads  for  the  pass- 
age of  artillery  in  every  direction ; 
over  the  Splugen,  over  Mount  Cenis, 
over  St  Bernard,  St  Gothard,  the 
Simplon !  In  Italy  itself,  again, 
what  provision  made  for  rapid  move- 
ments upon  every  one  of  the  great 
cities ;  and  along  the  whole  line  of 
the  Apennines,  from  Nice  to  the 
Gulf  of  Spezzia,  a  corridor  carried, 
upon  which  armies  may  advance  in 
parade  order  ;  obstacles  of  nature 
every  where  levelled,  aids  of  art  al- 
most superfluously  accumulated ! 

Doubtless  it  is  not  to  be  denied 
that  a  dreadful  cloud  lowers  over  the 
west  from  this  quarter,  and  the  more 
so  because  no  armed  confederacy 
of  the  west  can  be  hoped  for  on  a 
scale  commensurate  to  such  a  dan- 
ger. In  our  days  that  must  not  be 
looked  for ;  because,  if  the  thrones 
were  awake  to  their  dangers  and 
their  duties,  the  popular  dictation  is 
every  where  powerful  enough  to  pre- 
vent any  effectual  concert  or  league 
amongst  kings,  whether  for  good 
purposes  or  bad.  That  danger, 
which  at  one  time  was  supposed  to 
have  been  realized  in  the  Holy  Alli- 
ance, is  now  already  superannuated 
by  another  in  a  contradictory  form. 
That  spectre  has  been  exorcised  by 
another  more  formidable,  and  more 
absolute  inits  supremacy  for  evil  ends. 

Yet  in  this  very  complexity  of 
menacing  appearances,  there  is  as 
usual  some  hope,  because  in  any 
number  of  dangers  there  are  gene- 
rally some  which  will  not  harmon- 
ize. If  the  fervour  of  democracy 
in  these  days  speaks  with  too  pe- 
remptory a  voice  to  allow  of  such 
a  combination  amongst  crowned 
heads  as  was  easily  effected  in  1792, 
—on  the  other  hand,  by  thus  facili- 
tating the  aggressions  of  Russia,  in 
that  degree  will  the  popular  and 
anti-regal  forces  have  courted  and 
facilitated  a  collision  with  a  foe  that 
will  eventually  destroy  them,  unless 
itself  be  previously  destroyed, 


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The  Prospects  of  Britain. 


The  Russian  armies  are  held  in 
leash  to  let  slip  upon  the  fairest  pro- 
vinces of  our  Western  Europe;  and, 
in  the  eyes  of  very  many,  they  hold 
the  same  place  as  the  Goths  and  Van- 
dals, the  Huns,  Heruli,  or  Lombards, 
of  early  Christendom.  Are  they — 
we  again  bring  the  main  question  to 
this  issue — are  they  such?  Do  they 
stand  in  the  true  situation  of  those 
conquerors  ?  Do  we  occupy  that  of 
their  unhappy  victims? 

For  many  most  essential  differ- 
ences, thanks  be  to  God !  we  are  en- 
titled to  answer  both  questions  em- 
phatically in  the  negative.  The  Rus- 
sians have  not  the  necessities,  and 
therefore  they  have  not  the  fell  pas- 
sions for  destroying,  of  the  ruthless 
migrators  in  ancient  days ;  still  less 
are  we,  nations  so  warlike  and  ac- 
complished, in  any  parallel  condition 
to  that  of  the  Gauls  or  Britons.  Yet, 
were  this  all  the  difference  between 
the  two  cases,  the  practical  result 
would  be  little  in  our  favour ;  for  it 
would  promise  only  a  fiercer  or  more 
protracted  warfare. 

Starting,  however,  from  what  is 
identical  in  the  two  situations  of  Eu- 
rope at  epochs  so  remote,  let  us  en- 
deavour to  compute  in  what  diver- 
sity of  result  the  acknowledged  dif- 
ferences of  the  cases  would  be  likely 
to  emerge, — still  keeping  our  eye 
upon  the  actual  records  of  history,  as 
we  have  rehearsed  them  in  their  pro- 
minent points,  for  that  one  of  the  two 
cases  which  is  past.  It  cannot  be  de- 
nied, that  a  lapse  of  14  centuries  has 
replaced  Europe  in  a  position  in  many 
points  strictly  analogous  (if  in  some 
it  be  admitted  to  be  contradictory) 
to  that  which  she  occupied  at  the 
opening  of  this  period.  She  then 
looked  northwards  with  rueful  anxi- 
ety to  a  thick  cloud,  which  was  soon 
to  discharge  the  wrath  of  Providence 
upon  her  ;  she  now  looks  north- 
wards again  with  anticipations  of  the 
same  complexion.  And  it  may  be 
"urged  by  those  who  are  disposed  to 
magnify  the  terrors  of  this  crisis, 
that,  if  the  Europe  which  now  trem- 
bles is  no  longer  the  same  helpless 
region  which  reasonably  trembled  at 
the  former  era,  neither,  on  the  other 
hand,  was  that  Europe  which  then 
inflicted  the  terror,  upon  a  level  with 
her  present  representative.  Things 
have  changed  upon  both  sides.  As 
the  resistance  would  be  far  more  ob- 


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stinate  and  scientific,  so  would  the 
assault.  If  the  great  victories  on  the 
part  of  Russia  would  not  be  more 
frequent,  they  would,  however,  by 
means  of  the  press,  diffuse  a  far 
more  extensive  panic;  and  often- 
times it  is  seen,  that  the  panic  of 
one  battle  does  the  work  of  three. 
Undoubtedly  it  cannot  be  denied, 
and  it  is  indeed  the  remark  of  a  Bri- 
tish minister  of  state  about  four  years 
ago,  that,  amongst  other  scandalous 
oversights  in  the  pacific  settlements 
of  the  several  congresses  which  met 
in  1814, 1818,  and  1821,  Prussia,  Sax- 
ony, and,  generally  speaking,  all  those 
countries  upon  which  the  first  wrath 
of  the  tempest  must  be  expected  to 
descend,  were  left  with  frontier  lines 
either  undefended,  or  (from  the  na- 
ture of  the  changes  then  made)  ab- 
solutely indefensible.  When  we  add, 
that  by  the  very  same  treaties  Rus- 
sia was  complimented  with  the  so- 
lemn cession  (so  utterly  uncalled  for) 
of  Swedish  Finland,  we  might  almost 
be  tempted  to  think  that  the  western 
potentates  of  Europe  had  been  in 
a  conspiracy  against  themselves. — 
"  Prussia,"  said  the  same  intelligent 
minister,  "  has  the  largest  possible 
extent  of  frontier,  without  any  bar- 
rier, natural  or  moral,  to  defend  it  j 
and,  as  she  now  is,  she  cannot  long 
continue.  She  must  become  either 
more  or  less  formidable.  At  present, 
she  bounds  Russia  on  the  east,  and 
France  on  the  west.  She  will  be  driven 
to  some  desperate  step  for  her  own 
protection."  The  same  minister  adds, 
"  That  to  permit,  under  any  circum- 
stances, the  further  aggrandizement 
of  Russia,  was  an  error  of  a  graver 
character;  and  when,  in  1815,  Alex- 
ander backed  his  demands  of  Poland, 
by  cantoning  a  hundred  thousand 
troops  within  the  country  whose  fate 
was  under  discussion,  he  furnished 
the  best  possible  evidence  that  his 
demands  ought  not  to  have  been  con- 
ceded." 

But  allowing  that  every  thing  has 
been  done  which  indiscretion  could 
suggest  to  facilitate  the  first  aggres- 
sions of  the  Russians,  of  what  nature 
will  be  their  ultimate  success?  Will  it 
be  confined  to  a  few  colonial  settle- 
ments in  those  sunny  spots  of  Europe 
which  are  most  tempting  and  least  de- 
fensible; or  can  we  be  entitled  to  an- 
ticipate an  issue  to  this  warfare  in  any 
respect  corresponding  to  the  case  of 


680 

the  Goths  and  Vandals  ?  Is  the  re- 
newal of  such  a  case,  in  the  circum- 
stances of  modern  civilisation,  a  pos- 
sible event  ? 

For  us  of  Western  Europe,  it  will 
be  a  sufficient  calamity,  if  by  the  ag- 
gressors it  shall  be  thought  so ;  for 
their  plans  may  be  governed  by  such 
expectations.  But  we  shall  assign  a 
few  weighty  arguments,  which  weigh 
much  with  us  in  questioning  the  pos- 
sibility of  such  a  catastrophe.  West- 
ern Europe,  throughout  the  decline 
of  the  Roman  empire  of  the  west, 
was  probably  much  underpeopled. 
Or  at  least,  allowing  for  the  depopu- 
lation made  by  continual  and  bloody 
combats  (a  depopulation  which,  un- 
der the  circumstances  of  the  case, 
could  not  be  made  good  by  any  re- 
action in  the  principle  of  population 
— such  as  redeems  the  losses  of  a 
modern  campaign),  there  was  ample 
room  for  an  army  with  their  wives 
and  children ;  and  the  invading  na- 
tion was  generally  no  more  than  an 
army.  Wheresoever  the  sword,  that 
most  rapid  of  pruning-knives,had  not 
availed  to  create  a  solitude,  and,  by 
consequence,  a  settlement  for  the 
new-comers,  there  can  be  no  doubt, 
that  a  very  slight  extension  of  agri- 
culture would  meet  the  emergency. 
Much  fertile  land,  it  is  evident,  was 
every  where  left  untouched ;  and  the 
victorious  invaders,  coming  in  as  they 
did  by  gradual  detachments,  conti- 
nued throughout  a  long  tract  of  years, 
would  scarcely  need  to  impose  more 
than  a  little  extra  labour  upon  the 
rural  industry  of  the  land.  It  is 
doubtful,  indeed,  considering  the 
slender  indigenous  population  which 
must  have  occupied  the  countries  of 
Britain  and  Gaul  in  those  days,  whe- 
ther the  conquering  barbarians  did 
much  more  than  fill  the  places  of 
those  natives  whom  they  had  exter- 
minated. And  thus,  at  all  events, 
there  were  no  great  physical  obsta- 
cles to  their  final  settlement  amongst 
those  whom  they  had  conquered. 

But  in  our  days,  how  differently  is 
all  this  arranged !  Every  where,  the 
very  densest  population  that  can  pos- 
sibly be  carried  by  resources  multi- 
plied and  unfolded  to  their  very  ut- 
most capacity  by  science  the  most 
enlarged,  must  be  pierced  as  by  a 
wedge  by  any  military  force  that 
should  seek  a  settlement  amongst 
them,  Unless  the  spirit  and  maxims 


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of  modern  warfare  should  be  entire- 
ly revolutionized,  the  immediate  car- 
nage of  battle  could  never  be  suffi- 
cient to  create  a  fund  of  sufficient 
colonization  amongst  nations  who  are 
themselves  obliged  annually  to  throw 
off  large  swarms  in'search  of  Antarc- 
tic homes.  Colonies  there  could  be 
none,  of  any  permanence  or  extent, 
for  armies  entering  under  such  cir- 
cumstances. 

Again,  when  we  look  back  to  the 
Gothic  conquests,  we  see  that  they 
were  maintained  only  by  military 
colonizations,  in  the  composition  of 
which  the  whole  victorious  nation 
participated ;  and  we  see  also,  that 
this  system  of  colonization  in  the  bo- 
som of  deadly  enemies,  could  have 
been  accomplished  only  by  means  of 
the  feudal  institutions — practised,  no 
doubt,  in  their  first  rudiments  from 
the  earliest  date  of  the  German  mi- 
grations. 

But  if  circumstances  could  other- 
wise allow  of  this  superfetation  of 
population,  we  must  be  sure,  that, 
without  the  protection  of  a  feudal 
system,  safety  there  could  be  none  for 
those  new  colonists  planted  amongst 
a  potent  host  of  vindictive  enemies. 

On  such  a  question  besides,  it  is 
certain  that  another  element  of  Euro- 
pean warfare, — that  is  to  say,  the  ma- 
ritime preponderance,  in  whatsoever 
hands  reposed,  could  not  but  have 
a  final  influence  of  the  most  decisive 
character.  There  is  an  old  maxim  of 
Cicero's,  Necesse  est  qui  mare  teneat, 
eum  rerum  potiri.  Now,  though  this 
rule  was  never  meant  by  its  author 
for  an  unconditional  maxim,  but  was 
cautiously  restrained  to  one  particu- 
lar conjuncture  of  affairs,  yet,  more 
than  any  partial  aphorism  whatever, 
it  is  continually  revolving  into  a  new 
aspect  of  truth  ;  the  similarity  of  po- 
litical situations  having  the  effect  of 
recalling  it  to  its  original  applicabi- 
lity. And  precisely  such  a  case  of  si- 
milarity it  is  which  will  revolve  upon 
us,  under  the  circumstances  of  a  Rus- 
sian descent  upon  the  west.  Mari- 
time Christendom,  in  which  we  com- 
prehend the  American  United  States, 
possibly  other  republics  of  that  great 
continent,  will  confederate  in  an  iron 
league  against  this  common  danger ; 
and,  balancing  against  each  other  all 
contingencies,  the  positions  of  the 
several  parties,  their  interests  and 
their  powers,  it  is  not  too  much  to 


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say,  that,  excepting  in  Germany,  and 
on  the  German  side  the  Alps,  Russia 
would  not  find  it  possible  to  main- 
tain any  great  conquests  that  she 
might  succeed  in  making. 

Meantime  a, power,  which  should 
find  itself  thwarted  and  controlled 
in  its  foremost  purpose,  might  for 
that  reason  have  all  the  weightier 
motives  for  conducting  its  warfare 
in  the  spirit  of  marauders  and  de- 
stroyers. And  if  this  were  other- 
wise, supposing  even  that  the  ancient 
maxims  of  honourable  war  should 
continue  to  govern  the  policy  of 
Russia,  still  from  the  very  nature 
and  scale  of  this  particular  war — the 
north  and  the  east  of  Europe  pro- 
jecting itself  in  masses  upon  the 
south  and  the  west,  and  in  pursuit 
of  objects  which  could  not  fail  to 
give  a  barbarizing  character  to  the 
whole  course  of  hostilities— no  pos- 
sible foresight  or  vigilance  on  the 
part  of  the  leaders  could  disarm 
their  rude  followers  of  ferocious  and 
Vandalizing  habits.  The  misery  and 
desolation  must  necessarily  be  infi- 
nite wherever  the  banner  of  the  Czar 
floats  for  the  time — whether  finally 
triumphant  or  not.  But,  after  all, 
the  ultimate  course  of  this  anoma- 
lous inundation — whether  it  shall  re- 
tire after  infinite  mischief  done,  and 
suffering  inflicted  within  its  native 
boundaries,  or  shall  be  permitted  by 
Providence  to  convert  many  amongst 
the  most  flourishing  seats  of  human 
industry  into  swamps  and  deserts — 
will  be  determined  chiefly  by  consi- 
derations proper  and  internal  to  each 
particular  country.  Let  us  turn  to 
our  own. 

If  Great  Britain  were  at  this  mo- 
ment to  perish,  some  are  of  opinion 
that  she  has  already  done  the  work 
to  which  she  was  primarily  appoint- 
ed by  Providence.  She  has  found- 
ed colonies  that  are  grown,  or  are 
growing,  into  mighty  nations :  she 
-has  built  up  a  most  magnificent  and 
original  literature;  this,  with  her 
noble  language,  she  has  dispersed 
over  the  globe ;  and  finally,  which  is 
the  true  ground  of  all  the  angry  and 
malicious  judgments  current  against 
her,  for  more  than  a  century  she  has 
stood  forth,  amongst  the  waves  which 
surround  her,  a  Pharos  of  light  and 
hope  and  consolation  to  all  the  na- 
tions of  old  and  new  Christendom  ; 
imitated  by  all  of  them,  looked  to  as 


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i  piupuii/iuu  as  sue  was  Known 

ididly  appreciated,  admitted  to 
aost  beyond  imitation  in  what- 


681 

the  sole  great  archetype  of  excel- 
lence in  her  political  institutions : 
and  in  proportion  as  she  was  known 
or  cane 

be  almost  beyond 
soever  regards  the  purity  of  her  pub- 
lic morals. 

Has  this  sceptre  of  moral  influence 
departed  from  her  ?  Is  she  no  longer 
"  that  great  leading"  spirit  amongst 
the  intellectual  tribes,  of  this  planet, 
which,  for  beneficent  and  Christian 
ends,  exercised  that  supremacy  once 
wielded  by  the  Roman,  and  applied 
by  him  to  no  ends  but  those  of  irre- 
sponsible power  ? 

We  will  reply ;  but  (as  becomes 
the  question)  thoughtfully,  and  con- 
sulting the  signs  which  are  abroad. 
Events  are  crowding  thick  upon  us, 
which  will  soon  hurry  us  onward  to 
a  station  from  which  we  shall  obtain 
"large  prospect"  of  the  course  which 
is  before  us.  Every  great  crisis, 
which  is  such  for  a  mighty  and  im- 
portant section  of  the  human  race, 
comes  heralded  by  many  signs :  these 
are  large,  vague,  and  ambiguous  at 
a  distance;  and  they  first  assume  a 
general  legibility  when  the  dangers 
which  they  announce  are  close  up- 
on us  :  the  signs  cease  to  be  dispu- 
ted, when  the  things  signified  cease 
to  be  within  control. 

We  will  draw  our  horoscope  of 
the  destiny  which  at  this  moment 
hangs  over  Great  Britain  from  those 
circumstances  in  her  situation  which 
engage  the  conversation  of  all  Eu- 
rope— her  plethoric  population — her 
system  of  poor  laws — her  colonies — 
her  debt,  and  her  Reform  Bill — which 
last,  whilst  it  is  hailed  by  myriads  as 
the  cure  for  the  rest,  is,  in  the  esti- 
mate of  others,  that  one  which  will 
invest  the  others  with  a  destroying 
force.  These  are  the  maculae  in  the 
disk  of  this  resplendent  star.  Let 
us  pass  them  in  review. 

"  Physician,  heal  thyself !"— How 
full  of  projects  is  England,  from  the 
senate  to  the  humblest  of  her  vil- 
lage assemblages,  how  redundantly 
philanthropic  in  schemes  for  amend- 
ing the  condition  of  distant  nations 
— how  negligent  of  her  own  child- 
ren !  To  be  the  denizen  of  remote 
latitudes — to  be  coloured  by  other 
climates,  seems  the  one  sole  postu- 
late which  she  insists  upon  as  an  ar- 
gument for  her  benevolence.  Mean- 
time her  own  population  is  in  a  state 


582 

which  makes  vain  and  desperate  all 
human  aid,  for  purposes  which  are 
more  than  palliating.  The  time  is 
past  in  which  self-delusions,  such  as 
have  governed  our  policy  thus  far, 
can  be  anylonger  supported.  Odious 
truth  is  rapidly  forcing  its  way  into 
all  understandings.' open  to  convic- 
tion; truth — odious,  but  not  to  be 
put  by  or  gainsaid — that  pur  long 
ascendency  in  the  arts  of  industry, 
has  succeeded  in  forcing  a  popula- 
tion already  much  ahead  of  our  re- 
sources, but  still  more  so  by  the  rate 
of  their  annual  increase.  Mechanical 
discoveries,  by  which  the  call  for  hu- 
man labour  is  continually  abridged, 
have  proved  at  length  a  fatal  snare 
to  England.  We  read  in  romantic 
legends  of  meddlers  with  forbidden 
arts  of  demonology,  who  have  gra- 
dually become  alarmed  by  their  own 
unlawful  powers,  who  have  revolted 
in  horror  from  the  meshes  which 
their  own  spiritual  ascendency  was 
multiplying  around  their  paths,  and 
who  have  prayed,  with  rueful  an- 
guish, that  it  might  be  possible  for 
them  to  exchange  their  criminal 
power  and  knowledge  for  the  most 
pitiable  imbecility  unembittered  by 
guilt.  That  is  the  condition  of  Eng- 
land. Means  have  concurred  with 
opportunity  to  tempt  her  forward 
on  a  road,  where  at  length  there  is 
no  retreat  and  no  advance,  neither 
regress  nor  progress,  and  where 
every  step  brings  up  the  bitter  pe- 
nalties of  that  system  which  has 
been  made  the  paramount  spring  of 
her  policy.  In  earlier  stages  of  her 
commercial  developement,  it  hap- 
pened naturally  enough  that  any  sud- 
den excess  of  population,  created  by 
great  mechanical  discoveries,  was  as 
suddenly  re-absorbed ;  for  the  pro- 
digious fall  of  prices,  consequent 
upon  the  prodigious  economy  of 
labour,  expanded  the  circle  of  buy- 
ers so  rapidly,  as  to  call  back  into 
this  extended  scale  of  production 
those  very  labourers  who  had  been 
found  too  many  on  the  old  scale. 
Ten  times  less  labour,  we  will  sup- 
pose, was  required  upon  each  given 
portion  of  production ;  that  was  the 
first  consequence  of  the  discovery  : 
but  the  next  was  perhaps  that  fifty 
times  more  production  was  called 
for ;  and  thus  the  old  labourers,  ab- 
stracted for  the  moment,  were  sum- 
moned back  in  a  five-fold  proportion. 


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This  process  was  oftentimes  repeat- 
ed through  the  course  of  the  18th 
century ;  so  often,  and  to  many  it  is 
so  familiar  as  an  effect  which  has 
followed,  that  they  allow  themselves 
to  think  of  it  as  an  unconditional  or 
absolute  effect,  which  must  follow,  as 
a  matter  of  political  necessity,  when- 
ever time  is  allowed.  But  it  is  not 
an  unconditional  effect:  it  is  one 
which  depends  on  various  condi- 
tions ;  foremost  among  which  is  the 
state  of  demand  for  our  national 
products  both  at  home  and  from 
abroad.  Seventy  years  ago  this  was 
susceptible  of  enormous  expansions 
— such  that  in  a  practical  sense  they 
might  then  be  counted  on  as  an 
infinite  resource.  But  time  and  the 
miracles  of  human  energy  exhaust 
every  thing ;  and  in  this  world  of 
limit  and  circumscription,  infinites 
there  are  none  amongst  the  counters 
with  which  human  ability  is  destined 
to  play :  in  that  strife  all  is  finite. 
At  home  the  demand  increased  on  a 
double  scale — one  which  steadily 
followed  the  yearly  increase  of  our 
numbers,  and  another  which  more 
unequally  obeyed  the  changes  in  our 
system  of  manners.  At  the  acces- 
sion of  George  III.  it  is  well  known 
that  dress  was  amongst  the  conven- 
tional distinctions  of  rank  j  and  cer- 
tain manufactures  were  as  effectual- 
ly confined  to  the  upper  orders  of 
society  by  the  silent  authority  of 
custom  and  manners,  as  if  their  use 
had  been  peremptorily  limited  by 
penal  laws.  All  this  has  bent  to  the 
sweeping  revolutions  which  have 
been  wrought  in  the  spirit  of  the 
age.  The  silks  and  the  veils,  &c., 
which  some  years  ago  were  as  ex- 
clusively tabooed,  and  set  apart  to 
the  use  of  the  mistress  as  pearls  or 
rubies,  are  now  familiarly  worn  by 
the  servant.  Here  is  a  change  in 
a  single  instance,  and  so  trivial  a 
change,  as  scarcely  to  have  been 
noticed  by  men  in  general,  which 
has  had  the  effect  of  throwing  a  vast 
nation  (the  nation  of  servants),  pre- 
viously unknown  as  customers,  into 
the  English  silk  market.  Corre- 
sponding changes  in  other  nations, 
as  they  happened  to  come  nearest  to 
us  in  wealth  and  refinement,  have 
continually  fallen  in  to  swell  the 
great  current  of  our  commercial 
prosperity  j  and  in  all  European  na- 
tions we  repeat  that  these  changes 


J832.] 


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have  followed  a  twofold  impulse, 
one  in  the  ratio  of  the  annual  in- 
crease of  numbers,  and  a  second 
(sometimes  a  much  greater  one)  in 
the  spirit  of  manners.  For  all  changes 
in  that  respect  since  the  French  Re- 
volution have  tended  to  elevate  the 
lower  classes,  and  of  necessity  there- 
fore (as  a  primary  effect)  to  express 
themselves  externally  in  such  dis- 
tinctions of  dress  as  had  previously 
been  associated  in  the  public  feeling 
with  a  superior  condition  of  rank. 

Here,  then,  is  a  confluent  body  of 
extraordinary  aids,  some  of  them 
such  as  to  be  incapable  of  any  repe- 
tition, all  setting  in  with  absolute 
uniformity  of  effect  to  sustain  the 
British  commerce;  and  to  sustain, 
through  a  number  of  years,  sufficient 
for  the  purpose  of  a  general  illusion, 
its  indefinite  extension.  But  that 
illusion  is  rapidly  melting  away. 
Events  too,  marked  and  memorable, 
have  given  it  a  shock  from  which  it 
will  never  rally  j  and  that  panic, 
which  by  separate  intervals  has  so 
often  convulsed  the  British  nation, 
may  now  at  length  be  pronounced 
the  chronic  affection  of  the  public 
mind. 

Yes !  Panic  has  struck  root 
amongst  the  thoughtful — never  more 
to  be  extirpated.  Let  us  image  to 
ourselves  the  condition  of  public 
feeling  in  Rome  during  those  years 
of  decay/and  dishonour,  when  the 
northern  barbarians  might  be  pictu- 
red as  virtually  enthroned  upon  the 
Alps,  and  looking  down  from  that 
station  upon  the  fatal  beauty  of  Italy. 
A  little  farther  delay,  a  little  fleeting 
reprieve — this  was  all  that  the  saga- 
cious could  anticipate  from  such 
transitory  gleams  of  sunshine  as 
might  happen  to  fall  upon  the  Ro- 
man banners  in  the  brief  pauses  of 
the  storm.  Even  the  less  dubious 
splendour  which  attended  that  last 
great  general  who  protected  the 
throne  of  Honorius,  could  not  revive 
any  truly  Roman  hopes  in  those  who 
understood  the  real  condition  of 


583 

Rome,  and  the  hollowness  of  the 
very  ground  on  which  all  her  defen- 
ces were  built.  Such,  and  little  dif- 
fering even  in  degree,  is  the  prophetic 
sadness  which  broods  over  the  con- 
templations of  British  statesmen  in 
1832;  of  those  who  look  steadily 
upon  the  phenomena  already  with- 
in their  field  of  vision,  who  calcu- 
late without  self-flattery  their  yet 
invisible  tendencies,  and  to  whom — 
as  one  result  from  their  faithful 
study,  and  appreciation  of  the  past — 
"  The  aspiring  heads  of  future  things  ap- 
pear." 

It  is  not  to  many,  nor  is  it  even  to 
the  chosen  few,  more  than  seldom, 
that  the  future  does  truly  reveal  it- 
self in  any  distinctness  of  lineaments, 
or  truth  of  proportions.  Yet  there 
are  times,  according  to  the  sublime 
sentiment  which  Schiller  ascribes  to 
Wallenstein,  when  man  stands  nearer 
than  usual  to  the  mysterious  foun- 
tains of  his  destiny :  such  a  time  is 
ours.  And  to  us,  it  seems  that  the 
handwriting  on  the  wall,  the  hiero- 
glyphics of  our  English  destiny,  can 
scarcely  need  an  interpreter  to  any 
reader  of  thoughtful  habits. 

We  have  already  said  that  our  po- 
pulation stands  in  this  remarkable 
(in  some  respects,  unexampled) 
condition :  it  is  increasing  rapidly, 
when  our  circumstances  require 
that  it  should  be  stationary ;  and  the 
rate  of  this  increase  obeys  an  im- 
pulse, not  derived  (as  in  all  reason 
it  should  be)  from  the  present,  but 
from  a  state  of  things  now  utterly 
extinct.  That,  indeed,  is  the  melan- 
choly condition  entailed  upon  all 
prodigious  expansions  of  national 
prosperity  consequent  upon  great 
discoveries.  Such  discoveries  arise 
in  a  moment,  are  adopted  in  a  week, 
and  come  into  steady  operation  as  a 
stimulus  to  the  population  in  that 
very  year  which  witnesses  their  own 
birth.  Inevitably  such  a  stimulus 
transcends  the  occasion,  and  evokes 
a  new  population*  disproportionate 
to  the  occasion.  Inevitably  also  the 


*  There  is,  however,  one  shape  in  which  this  national  evil  manifests  itself— which, 
as  a  very  great  aggravation  of  that  evil,  calls  for  legal  correction.  In  the  great  ma- 
nufacturing districts,  it  will  often  happen  that  a  stagnation,  either  in  trade  generally, 
or  in  some  one  branch  of  it,  throws  out  of  employ  some  tens  of  thousands.  Suppose, 
now,  that  this  stagnation  is  of  long  duration,  and  the  want  of  work  absolute  and 


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584 

impulse  and  excitement  continue  to 
act  long  after  the  original  causes 
have  expired  or  have  decayed.  On 
this,  as  on  other  large  questions  of 
a  mixed  nature,  there  may  be  con- 
flicting theories  abroad :  but  in  none, 
and  in  no  quarter  of  much  influ- 
ence, is  the  fact  gainsaid— that  the 
land  is  sick  to  repletion,  and  over- 
gorged  with  excess  of  men.  Men 
is  now  too  truly  a  weed  amongst 
us.  And  wherever  that  happens,  we 
know  what  follows :  law  becomes 
unavailing  for  the  protection  of  rights 
and  property;  insecurity  prevails, 
except  within  the  immediate  range 
of  the  sword ;  and  even  for  that  wild 
distribution  of  justice,  we  are  now 
instructed  by  the  very  weightiest  of 
our  state  counsellors  in  all  matters 
of  police — to  rely  upon  no  public  or 
authorized  aids,  [it  is  a  late  Mini- 
ster of  Police  who  thus  counsels  us, 
and  himself  an  organizer  of  a  most 
effectual  police,]  but  each  man  up- 
on his  domestic  resources  and  his 
own  right  hand.  Melancholy  times 
in  which  such  counsel  jean  be  given 
(and  wisely  given)  by  a  man  like 
Sir  Robert  Peel ! 

Now  it  is  upon  this  feature  of  the 
times,  which  we  hold  to  be  charac- 
teristic and  peculiar,  that  we  build 
our  worst  auguries.  Whosoever  uses 
history  for  any  valuable  purpose  of 
life  and  practical  admonition,  will 
find,  on  turning  over  our  English 
records,  that  in  no  reign,  under  no 
oppressions,  under  no  political  ex- 
citements, have  there  ever  been  si- 
multaneous risings  of  the  labouring 
classes,  in  remote  counties,  and  co- 
vering a  very  large  surface  of  the 


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country,  excepting  only  in  pur  own 
days  of  equal  law  and  righteous 
government.  What  perhaps  came 
nearest  to  it  in  the  point  of  extent, 
was  the  transient  confederacy  of  the 
club-men,  who  rose  in  many  counties 
at  the  same  time  about  the  year  1643 
or  1644.  Their  purpose,  however, 
though  chimerical  enough,  was  sub- 
stantially pacific.  Peace  was  what 
they  sought  —  peace  through  the 
means  of  war;  for  their  design  was 
to  overpower  the  two  hostile  armies 
then  in  the  field,  and  to  save  their 
country  from  the  desolation  which 
they  began  to  anticipate.  But  what 
has  been  the  purpose  and  the  spirit 
of  all  who  have  risen  in  our  days  ? 
Let  that  question  be  answered  truly, 
and  our  situation  will  be  under- 
stood. 

We  will  answer  it  ourselves. 
Some  have  said  that  the  people  were 
starving.  That  is  not  true.  Wages, 
such  as  met  the  necessities  of  animal 
life,  were  still  generally  obtained  by 
the  incendiary  peasants  of  1830.* 
But  it  is  certain  that  comfortable  and 
respectable  subsistence  could  be 
had  no  longer ;  still  less  could  it  be 
hoped  for  in  times  to  come.  Had 
the  case  at  that  time  been  argued  on 
behalf  of  the  peasantry  of  England 
by  an  able  advocate,  it  was  there — 
in  the  absolute  extinction  of  hope- 
that  he  would  have  laid  the  grava- 
men of  his  apology.  The  instincts  of 
men  are  sure  in  what  regards  their 
primary  interests ;  and  one  sad  uni- 
formity of  downward-looking  expe- 
rience, since  the  general  pacification 
of  Europe,t  justified  the  rural  popu- 
lation of  England  in  a  fixed  despond- 


total  for  those  whom  it  affects,  in  that  case  they  are  often  thrown  back  upon  their 
parishes  in  Wales,  Cumberland,  &c.,  or  shipped  back  to  Ireland.  Possibly  in  twelve 
or  in  twenty  months  the  trade  revives,  and  a  re-absorption  takes  place  of  an  equiva- 
lent population.  Equivalent)  it  is  true,  but  not  numerically  the  same.  They  are 
young  and  fresh  labourers  from  Ireland,  Wales,  &c.,  stimulated  by  the  rumour  of 
high  wages  in  Manchester  or  its  environs.  And  thus  for  want  of  some  measure  of 
registration  or  other  legal  provision,  the  very  same  manufacturer  in  the  course  of  his 
life  creates  several  successive  sets  of  paupers ;  and  unintentionally  stimulates  the  in- 
crease of  population  by  perhaps  ten  times  more  encouragement  to  it  than  he  really 
needs. 

*  Perhaps  8s.  6d.  and  9s.  a-week  might  be  taken  as  the  average  wages  of  agricul- 
tural labour  throughout  Southern  England  at  the  period  in  question. 

f  In  a  few  years  after  the  peace  of  1815,  the  depression  which  affected  every  mode 
of  industry,  whether  rural  or  urban,  whether  in  raw  products  or  in  manufactures, 
became  so  excessive,  that  a  question  arose  universally  about  its  cause ;  and  the  popu- 
l#r  paralogism  of  "  Cum  post  hoc;  ergo  proptcr  hoc,"  was  never  more  abundantly 


1832.] 


The  Pi- aspects  of  Britain. 


ency  as  regarded  the  future.  For 
them,  at  least,  it  seemed  that  no 
change  was  to  be  expected,  except 
that  in  every  advancement  of  steam- 
navigation,  more  and  more  of  Irish 
competitors  might  be  looked  for  to 
participate  in  a  miserable  strife  for 
a  miserable  pittance.  This  was  the 
calamity  under  which  the  industry 
of  the  land  suffered,  and  was  con- 
scious that  it  suffered;  and  not  so 
much  the  immediate  pressure,  as  the 
fixed  belief  that  for  them  time  had  no 
hopes  in  reversion,  and  patience  no 
remedy. 

And  let  us  ask  of  those  self-delu- 
ders  who  still  cling  to  the  belief  that 
the  case  is  one  of  "  med'cinable 
grief" — what  is  their  remedy  ?  We 
hear  of  two :  "  Instruct  the  people ; 
diffuse  knowledge  and  education" — 
say  one  class  of  speculators.  "  Re- 
form your  Parliament,  and  extend 
the  basis  of  your  representation" — 
is  the  cry  of  another.  The  children 
of  the  soil  ask  for  bread,  and  these 
counsellors  would  give  them  a  stone. 
Such  counsels  are  a  mockery,  and 
will  be  resented  as  an  insult  by  those 
who  are  most  concerned.  Of  know- 
ledge, so  far  as  it  consists  in  the  me- 
chanic aids  of  knowledge — the  arts 
of  reading  and  writing,  we  have  al- 
ready more  than  a  sufficient  diffusion 
to  augment  our  danger  incalculably, 
unless  it  had  been  better  followed  up 
by  systems  of  religious  instruction 
than  can  be  generally  affirmed  of 
England.  We  are  no  patrons  of  dark- 
ness ;  and  we  readily  admit  that  all 
coercion,  which  depends  for  its  ef- 
fect and  its  permanence  upon  the 
blindness  of  the  governed,  is  main- 
tained by  a  tenure  as  brittle  and  as 
liable  to  fatal  shocks,  as  it  is  unwor- 
thy in  its  principle.  The  noble  in 


heart,  those  who  love  noble  ends, 
must  by  choice  deal  with  noble 
means  and  instruments ;  and  it  would 
be  the  merest  contradiction  to  sup- 
pos3  that  a  government  and  a  senate, 
radiant  centres  as  those  of  this  great 
empire  have  long  been  of  enlighten- 
ed sentiments  and  righteous  pur- 
poses, could  wish  for,  aid,  or  coun- 
tenance any  plans  which  presumed 
upon  the  ignorance  of  those  for 
whose  welfare  in  a  political  sense 
they  are  responsible.  We  are  bound 
to  suppose  it  their  wish,  as  we  know 
it  to  be  their  duty,  to  spread  light 
through  the  nation.  Much  indeed  has 
been  done  in  that  direction.  But  to 
evils  such  as  those  which  were  the 
true  moving  forces  in  the  late  insur- 
rection of  the  peasantry,  what  re- 
dress could  be  applied  by  increase 
of  knowledge?  Men  cannot  suffer 
without  hope,  nor  sit  in  darkness 
contentedly,  by  virtue  of  any  spells 
that  belong  simply  to  education,  or 
any  knowledge  which  it  imparts. 
Merely  intellectual  powers  are  here 
invoked  in  vain.  Moral  evils  must  be 
met,  if  at  all,  by  moral  remedies. 
And  those  are  in  the  sole  keeping  of 
religion;  which  we  heartily  agree 
with  the  author  before  us  in  regard- 
ing as  the  one  sole  panacea  for  every 
variety  of  evil  in  every  order  of 
men. 

Meantime  for  the  other  remedy 
suggested  by  the  fashion  of  the  hour 
— Reform  in  Parliament — we  are 
grieved  to  find  that  it  obtains  any  the 
most  oblique  sanction  from  a  writer 
so  enlightened  as  Mr  Douglas.  Ha- 
ving on  other  occasions  abundantly 
opened  ourselves  on  that  theme — we 
shall  here  confine  ourselves  to  one 
suggestion  on  that  qu&stio  vexatissi- 
ma,  offered  exclusively  to  conscien- 


employed.  As  the  depression  came  after  the  peace,  what  could  be  clearer  than  that  it 
was  amongst  the  consequences  of  peace  ? — Meantime,  those  who  escaped  this  fallacy  fell 
into  another,  which  equally  served  to  hide  the  true  solution.  The  taxes,  said  they, 
being  so  enormously  diminished,  of  necessity  the  expenditure  on  the  part  of  the  state 
was  diminished  to  that  amount ;  and  in  the  same  degree  the  stimulus  was  suddenly 
withdrawn  which  had  previously  been  applied  to  every  mode  of  production.  But  to 
this  it  was  justly  replied — If  that  were  all,  no  such  effects  could  have  followed;  since 
the  taxes  now  remitted  to  the  people  were  as  certainly  applied  to  consumption  directly, 
and  therefore  indirectly  to  production,  as  though  they  had  passed  into  the  treasury. 
The  true  solution  was  this  :  The  vast  loans  of  the  war  season  were  now  withdrawn 
from  the  expenditure  ;  these,  like  the  taxes,  ceased  to  be  spent  by  the  government ; 
but  were  not,  like  the  taxes,  spent  vicariously  by  others.  Every  loan  increases  the 
annual  expenditure,  and  therefore  forces  production  exactly  to  that  amount. 
VOL,  XXXI.  NO.  CXCIII.  2  P 


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586 

tious  men  like  Mr  Douglas,  who  would 
be  shocked  at  suspecting  themselves 
to  be  accomplices  in  precipitating  a 
national  convulsion.  Many  men  of 
the  purest  patriotism  looked  with 
favour  and  with  hope  upon  the  deli- 
berations of  the  States-General  in 
France,  and  afterwards  upon  the 
early  labours  of  that  reformed  assem- 
bly into  which  they  soon  resolved 
themselves.  We  need  not  say  in  what 
labyrinths  of  guilt  and  bloodshed  and 
political  fanaticism  they  afterwards 
entangled  themselves,  so  that  in  their 
latter  stages  they  came  to  be  regard- 
ed as  a  mere  judgment  from  Heaven 
upon  France,  and  a  reproach  to  hu- 
man nature.  Now,  the  question  which 
we  would  raise  upon  these  historical 
facts,  with  a  view  to  our  own  domes- 
tic problem  of  Reform,  is  simply 
this  : — by  what  process,  or  by  whose 
agency  was  it,  that  a  deliberative 
body,  opening  its  labours  under  such 
happy  auspices,  fell  at  length  into 
this  abyss  of  infamy,  and  what  we 
may  call  political  reprobation  ?  It 
was  thus  : — each  several  form  of  this 
representative  body,  when  remodel- 
ling the  shape  in  which  its  next  suc- 
cessor should  appear,  created  for  it 
new  powers,  and  clothed  it  with  new 
and  ample  jurisdictions,  that  had 
been  wisely  denied  to  itself  in  the 
original  constitution  by  which  its 
functions  were  defined.  In  some  in- 
stances the  new  body  was  thus  in- 
vested with  clashing  and  contradic- 
tory powers  :  in  many  it  invaded  the 
powers  which  belonged  to  other  or- 
gans of  the  state  ;  and  in  many  more 
it  found  itself  able  to  defeat  in  prac- 
tice all  the  apparent  or  hypothetic 
checks  upon  its  own  exorbitances. 
By  such  a  process  of  successive  le- 
gislation, for  the  remodelling  of  le- 
gislative assemblies,  it  is  evident  that 
what  no  one  of  these  bodies  can  do 
for  itself,  any  may  do  for  its  suc- 
cessor. Each  for  itself  is  bound  and 
controlled  by  its  own  constitution; 
but  wherever  that  is  found  in  prac- 
tice to  lay  a  restraint  upon  its  mo- 
tions, care  is  taken  in  shaping  the  new 
model  to  adjust  it  to  the  new  and 
wildest  notions  of  its  own  rights.  And 
of  these  rights,  it  is  to  be  observed, 
each  successive  body  necessarily 
judges  upon  that  advanced  station 
from  which  it  views  them  through 
the  liberality  of  its  predecessor. 
Thus  it  is,  and  by  this  graduated 


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developement  of  powers,  that  a  supre- 
macy in  the  state  is  built  up  for  a 
deliberative  body,  such  as  the  most 
encroaching  of  its  original  members 
under  its  first  constitution  could 
never  have  proposed.  In  fact,  it 
may  be  laid  down  as  an  immutable 
maxim,  that  no  political  body  is  ca- 
pable of  remodelling  itself,  or  ought 
to  be  trusted  with  the  framing  of  its 
own  constitution. 

This  rule  was  violated  in  France ; 
and  there  lies  the  answer  to  the  ques- 
tion which  we  have  raised  on  the 
causes  of  the  revolutionary  excesses. 
Political  bodies,  allowed  to  tamper 
with  their  own  constitution,  did  that 
for  themselves  which  others  would 
not  have  done.  A  fortiori,  they  could 
do  that  for  themselves,  under  the  de- 
lusive name  of  successors,  which  they 
could  not  have  done  for  themselves 
directly.  New  jurisdictions  and 
powers,  unchecked  and  unbalanced, 
were  thus  created  gradually,  which 
would  have  been  denounced  by  pub- 
lic opinion  as  capital  abuses,  had 
they  been  usurped  at  one  blow.  And 
lastly,  men  yielded  to  a  force  of 
temptation  acting  upon  them  thus  in- 
sidiously and  by  separate  stages, 
which  would  in  many  instances  have 
been  resisted,  had  the  same  men  been 
exposed  to  the  same  trials — with 
principles  as  yet  undebauched  by 
power,  and  virtuous  dispositions  as 
yet  unsapped  by  this  graduated  scale 
of  encroachments. 

In  England  what  is  it  that  will  save 
us  from  treading  the  same  unhappy 
circle  ?  A  Parliament,  which  exercises 
the  power  of  remodelling  its  own  an- 
cient constitution,  and  in  effect  of 
placing  itself  on  a  new  basis  of  po- 
pular influence  and  popular  alliance 
— what  else  does  it  do  than  create  a 
new  power  in  the  state — which  new 
power,  with  the  same  evident  right 
to  extend  its  authority  as  could  be 
claimed  by  its  predecessor,  will  come 
to  that  task  with  much  ampler  means 
for  effecting  it  ?  Once  admit  a  right 
in  Parliament  to  revolutionize  itself, 
then  as  that  body,  upon  each  renew- 
al  of  itself,  whether  septennial  or 
otherwise,  will  accede,  by  mere  ne- 
cessity, to  the  old  inheritance  of 
rights,  and,  by  favour  of  its'predeces- 
sor,  to  a  new  legacy  of  power, — it 
cannot  be  doubted  that  this  vast  ex- 
pansion in  the  Commons,  already 
surmounting:  the  fellow  members  of 


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our  mixed  legislature,  will  soon  swal- 
low them  up  entirely.  A  body,  which 
is  itself  the  child  of  revolution,  must 
be  the  parent  of  further  revolution, 
unless  it  is  fancied  that  the  force  of 
recent  precedent — of  equal  right — 
and  of  greater  power — with  the  con- 
currence of  continual  temptation — 
are  all  suddenly  to  be  arrested,  neu- 
tralized, annulled,  and  by  no  ade- 
quate motive  or  assignable  counter- 
agency. 

Hence  Mr  Douglas  will  understand  • 
— that,  without  at  all  entering  upon 
the  details  or  present  quality  of  this 
pending  re  volution  in  the  constitution 
of  Parliament,  we  find  in  the  mere 
fact  of  any  large  change  (no  matter 
what  its  nature)  affecting  the  popular 
branch  of  the  legislature,  originating 
in  that  branch,  and  carried  through 
purelyby  popular  influence, — merely 
in  that  fact  we  find  a  sufficient  argu- 
ment for  anticipating  a  whole  series 
and  dependency  of  revolutions.  Even 
if  it  could  be  supposed  possible  that 
future  Houses  of  Commons,  armed 
with  greater  powers,  should  yet  be 
willing  to  leave  them  in  abeyance, 
and  should  suffer  a  precedent  to  lie 
disused,  to  which  their  own  existence 
(qua  tails)  was  due ;  presuming  even 
on  all  this, — still,  where  a  balance 
has  once  been  destroyed,  blind  ne- 
cessity will  continually  prompt  ef- 
forts in  other  quarters  to  restore  it, 
or  to  effect  some  compensatory 
change.  The  English  Revolution  was 
followed  by  no  counter-revolutions. 
Why  ?  Because  it  did  not  destroy, 
but  create,  a  balance  of  forces.  The 
French  Revolution  gathered  all 
power  into  one  arm  ;  the  checks  and 
balancing  powers  were  merely  ver- 
bal; and  what  followed?  A  host  of 
counter-revolutions,  until  an  army 
put  an  end  to  all  struggle  amongst 
the  constitutional  forces. 

But  a  greater  peril  awaits  us  from 
a  reformed  Parliament  even  than  the 
abuse  of  their  new  power.  Left  to 
itself,  such  a  House  of  Commons 
will  be  dangerous  enough ;  but  it  will 
not  be  left  to  itself.  For  let  it  be  kept 
in  mind  that,  under  its  new  consti- 
tution, the  House  of  Commons, 
though  too  strong  as  respects  its  fel- 
low-members in  the  legislature,  will 
be  much  weaker  than  formerly  as  re- 
spects its  constituents.  It  will  not 
its  own  temptations;  but,  if 


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that  were  possible,  how  shall  it  resist 
the  mandates  of  its  popular  masters  ? 
The  electors  will  now  be  of  a  class, 
who  can  possibly  value  only  one  kind 
of  merit  in  a  representative — the  merit 
of  obeying  or  anticipating  the  popu- 
lar wishes.  But  this  is  a  topic  to 
which  we  must  be  content  to  have 
alluded.  Let  it  suffice  to  say,  that  all 
the  excess  of  power  in  the  new  le- 
gislature will  not  be  so  formidable 
to  our  liberties  by  a  thousand  de- 
grees, as  their  new  tenure  of  depend- 
ence upon  the  electoral  body,  and 
the  new  composition  of  that  body. 

Meantime,  reverting  to  the  fearful 
state  of  our  population,  for  which 
some  would  hold  out  Reform  as  the 
remedy— this  much  we  concede  to 
them,  that  in  a  certain  sense,  and  to 
the  slight  extent  of  procuring  us  a 
winter's  truce  to  one  form  of  the  evil, 
the  prospect  of  Reform  has  already- 
proved  itself  a  remedy.  But  how  ? 
Under  a  delusion  so  gross  as  to  the 
import  and  amount  of  the  promises 
held  out  under  that  term,  that,  beyond 
all  doubt,  a  fierce  reaction  of  disap- 
pointment may  be  looked  for  as  soon 
as  this  delusion  shall  pass  away.  In 
what  way  that  crisis  may  happen  to 
be  brought  about,  whether  by  the 
concession  or  the  momentary  denial 
of  Reform,  is  likely  to  make  little 
final  difference.  Certain  it  is,  that  all 
the  causes  which  produced  the  out- 
rageous attacks  on  property  in  1830, 
are  still  in  the  same  force  as  ever; 
equally  certain  we  believe  it— that 
the  vindictive  temper,  which  those 
causes  generated,  has  been  sternly 
forced  into  a  temporary  suspension, 
not  by  the  terrors  of  the  law  as  then 
exhibited,  but  by  an  effort  of  pru- 
dential self-control  submitted  to  un- 
der this  belief — that  Reform,  if  car- 
ried eventually,  would  bring  in  its 
train  a  comprehensive  cure  for  the 
whole  variety  of  evils  which  afflict 
the  condition  of  labouring  life  in 
England.  It  is  as  certain  that  these 
monstrous  hopes  have  been  generally 
cherished,  and  have  exercised  a  most 
potent  influence  in  diffusing  tran- 
quillity through  the  land,  as  it  is  that 
chimeras  so  windy  must  soon  be  ex- 
posed and  confounded.  And  it  is  our 
firm  conviction — that,  under  the 
maddening  rebound  of  the  truth,  the 
excitement  will  be  greater  than  ever, 
and  will  give  way  (if  ever  it  should 


588 

give  way)  only  to  the  skilfulness  with 
which  government  distributes  the 
small  military  force  at  its  disposal. 

We  are  in  great  danger.  Simply  from 
abroad  no  danger  ever  can  menace 
us,  to  which  we  are  not  equal.  But 
foreign  danger,  concurring  with  do- 
mestic,—Irish  with  both, — these  are 
the  frightful  conjunctures,  under 
which,  to  acknowledge  no  alarm  is 
not  to  abound  in  courage,  but  to  be 
miserably  wanting  in  discretion  or  in 
sensibility.  Let  us  not  disguise  the 
truth :  in  England  there  are  many 
Bristols — towns  equally  inflamed — 
stung  with  the  same  frenzy  of  Jaco- 
binical malice,  conscious  of  deeper 
sufferings,  and  equally  blind  in  their 
expectations.  Nothing  is  more  stri- 
king at  this  moment  than  the  absolute 
harmony  in  this  respect  amongst  the 
poor  in  districts  of  the  land  the  most 
remote  from  each  other — the  perfect 
identity  of  their  political  delusions 
and  of  their  political  passions.  One 
voice  is  heard,  too  often  not  loud  and 
clamorous,  but  deep  and  muttering, 
and  pretty  nearly  the  same  emphatic 
words  may  be  caught  up  by  the  at- 
tentive ear  in  every  street  and  alley 
of  our  crowded  towns — in  every 
field  and  farm-yard  of  our  unhappy 
land.  Not  the  poor  benighted  slaves 
in  the  West  Indies  are  under  wilder 
delusions,  who  have  a  fixed  persua- 
sion that  domestic  oppressors  step  in 
to  intercept  the  bounties  of  the  Bri- 
tish King  and  Parliament,  nor  do 
they  nourish  a  deeper  or  a  more  mis- 
directed vengeance.  Neither  is  there, 
as  once  there  was,  any  body  of  non- 
conducting population  (so  to  speak) 
interposed  amongst  these  brooding 
malecontents — to  break  their  fury,  or 
to  intercept  its  contagion.  Such  a 
body  there  once  was  in  the  agricul- 
tural class :  but  the  entire  labourers 
in  that. class  are  now  foremost  in  dis- 
affection to  the  State,  and  in  rebel- 
lious dispositions.  In  reality,  the  doc- 
trines current  amongst  them  are  not 
so  much  insurrectionary,  or  directed 
against  the  particular  government,  as 
anti-social  and  hostile  to  all  govern- 
ments alike,  and  to  the  very  elements 
of  civilisation. 

In  this  crisis,  and  when  Mr  Doug- 
las assures  us  that "  Europe  will  soon 
be  in  flames,"  can  we  look  for  com- 
fort to  our  colonial  provinces  ?  The 
heart  of  our  great  empire  being  so  ill 
at  ease,  are  we  at  liberty  to  feel  our- 


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selves  secure  in  our  extremities?  Na- 
turally, for  a  question  so  comprehen- 
sive, we  should  look  for  an  answer 
of  proportionate  variety.  The  sun  sets 
not  on  our  possessions — once  the  Spa- 
nish boast — may  at  this  day,  with  the 
simplicity  of  truth,  be  affirmed  of 
herself  by  Great  Britain.  This  being 
so,  we  might  reasonably  expect 
chequered  reports  from  our  provin- 
ces :  if  one  wind  brought  us  tidings 
of  fear,  another  should  be  the  mes- 
senger of  hope.  Yet,  strange  enough 
it  is,  that  the  coming  eclipse  of  the 
mother  country  seems  in  one  way  or 
other  prematurely  to  have  gathered 
within  its  shadow,  exactly  those  re- 
gions which  depend  upon  the  British 
sceptre.  Either  they  are  cursed  with 
internal  wretchedness,  as  the  West 
Indies;  or  with  external  enmities 
multiplying  in  every  quarter,  as 
Hindostan;  or  if  prosperous,  like  Ca- 
nada, are  rising  gradually  into  that  at- 
titude of  defiance  which  is  manifest- 
ly destined  to  turn  our  own  bounties 
against  ourselves :  or,  if  prosperous 
and  dutiful,  are  too  remote  (like  New 
Holland,  &c.)  to  assist  us  efficiently 
even  in  our  schemes  of  emigration. 
Of  these  the  first  may  be  considered 
as  already  lost.  Between  the  two 
forces  of  example  from  their  brothers 
in  Haiti,  and  precept  from  their  poli- 
tical lords  in  the  British  Parliament, 
the  black  population  of  the  West  In- 
dies will  never  again  be  reconciled 
to  a  cheerful  discharge  of  their  du- 
ties. With  a  reformed  Parliament, 
however,  the  present  stumbling- 
block  of  compensation  will  prove 
none  at  all — in  the  second  or  third 
session  of  such  a  body,  emancipa- 
tion will  be  proclaimed  j  and  we  may 
then  expect  such  scenes  of  bloodshed 
and  havoc  as  followed  a  similar 
decree  of  the  French  Convention. 
For  Canada,  we  heartily  agree  with 
Mr  Douglas — that  "  after  wasting 
millions  of  money  in  giving  it  that 
defensive  strength  against  the  United 
States,  which  will  inspire  it  with  the 
spirit  of  freedom,"  we  shall  find  our- 
selves in  this  dilemma — war  with 
Canada,  or  war  for  Canada ;  and  in 
either  case  alike,  we  would  add, 
(though  Mr  Douglas  needlessly  has 
limited  that  event  to  the  latter  case,) 
war  against  the  United  States.  We 
are  all  familiar  with  the  common 
English  sneer  of  a  "  Folly,"  as  appli- 
ed to  a  useless  building.  Now,  if 


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ever  there  was  in  this  sense  a  na- 
tional folly,  it  is  exhibited,  on  a  Ro- 
man scale  of  magnitude,  in  the  vast 
line  of  defences  constructed  on  the 
frontier  of  Canada.  Fine  works ! 
would  be  the  exclamation  of  a  persi- 
fleur;  but  what  if  the  garrison  should 
happen  to  be  on  the  wrong  side  the 
question  ?  And  assuredly,  if  any  part 
of  this  line  be  confided  (as  it  must) 
to  a  Canadian  militia,  it  is  scarcely 
possible  that  the  question  should  be 
so  shaped  as  not  to  place  them  on 
the  wrong  side.  Human  nature  be- 
ing what  it  is, — occasional  war  is  es- 
sential to  its  dignity ;  eternal  peace 
would  stifle  the  germs  of  many  great 
qualities  in  national  character.  And 
therefore  could  it  be  supposed  likely 
that  war  would  be  of  rare  occurrence 
in  Europe,  it  might  be  well,  at  an 
enormous  cost,  (say  half  of  that  ac- 
tually spent  in  Canada,)  to  buy  an 
arena  for  constant  exercise  on  that 
vast  frontier  line ;  and  the  more  so, 
as  it  presents  a  school  of  practice  in 
every  mode  of  warfare — whether  ma- 
ritime, or  by  land ;  and  under  every 
application  of  the  art  of  engineering. 
But,  as  the  hypothesis  is  hardly  in 
the  way  of  being  realized  on  this 
side  the  Millennium,  which  supposes 
any  dearth  of  Cis-Atlantic  war,  we 
may  venture  to  adopt  the  words  of 
Mr  Douglas — that  this,  like  other 
American  colonies,  will  be  "  weaned 
by  sucking  blood;"  and  that,  in  a 
pecuniary  sense,  our  own  ruin  will 
be  consummated  by  such  another 
struggle  with  the  United  States,  on 
account  of  this  one  costly  province 
and  its  appendages,  as  we  had  with 
her  on  her  own  account. 

India  is  a  graver  theme  : — Mighty 
continent !  (for  so  we  may  truly 
hail  her)— great  wilderness  of  na- 
tions !  When  we  think  of  what  she 
might  have  been — of  what  she  is — 
and  what  she  will  needs  become  un- 
der the  decrees  of  a  British  Parlia- 
ment, servile  to  the  sovereign  mob, 
— we  are  oppressed  with  the  burden 
of  contrast  in  the  juxtaposition  of 
infinite  extremes — of  what  is  least 
and  what  is  greatest  in  human  things. 
That  mischief  ab  infra,  that  canker- 
worm  in  her  vitals,  legions  of  revo- 
lutionary hircarrahs,  carrying  irrita- 
tion and  frenzy  among  nations  often 
sobenightedin  morals — in  one  region 
mad  with  oppression,  in  another  mad 
with  the  havoc  and  devastations  of 


continual  invasions— every  where  so 
impotent  to  disarm  bad  counsels  of 
their  sting  by  any  remembrances  of 
a  purer  faith,  such  as  in  Europe— 
amidst  the  most  awful  chaos  of  bad 
passions,everlastinglymaketheirway 
to  men's  consciences  both  in  senates 
and  in  camps, — these  scourges  will 
make  of  India  one  vast  aceldama; 
and,  by  comparison  with  the  other 
effects  which  will  follow,  it  is  almost 
a  petty  thing  to  add,  that  assuredly 
they  must  abolish  the  sovereignty  of 
England.  That  indeed  is  an  event 
with  which  they  will  almost  begin : 
— what  it  is  in  which  they  will  ter- 
minate, no  eye  can  venture  to  fa- 
thom. But,  considering  the  central 
position  of  India  with  regard  to  all 
Southern  Asia,  we  may  presume  that 
ultimately,  after  a  generation  of  dark- 
ness and  blood,  some  aurora  will 
arise  in  that  quarter  of  a  light  for  the 
human  race,  never  again  to  be  ex- 
tinguished, According  to  this  march 
of  events,  the  external  enemies  of 
our  Indian  empire  are  the  less  to  be 
regarded ;  else,  we  should  rate  them 
at  a  higher  value  in  the  scale  of  pro- 
bable destroyers  than  we  find  Mr 
Douglas  willing  to  do.  The  native 
princes  on  the  frontiers,  in  a  general 
concert  with  the  Burman  empire, 
are  not  so  contemptible  as  to  be  al- 
together unworthy  of  notice ;  it  is 
true,  that  they  are  not  indeed  likely 
to  become  formidable,  unless  (but 
then  that  is  likely  though)  in  league 
with  the  advantages  of  European 
science  —  discipline  —  tactics  —  and 
engineering, — combined  with  the  yet 
greater  advantage  of  a  mutiny  or  re- 
volt amongst  our  own  sepoys.  Rus- 
sia, however,  whose  farther  horn 
menaces  our  Indian  system  from  a 
remote  station,  Mr  Douglas  takes  the 
trouble  to  appraise;  but,  under  a 
skilful  and  more  active  managemen 
of  our  Persian  alliance,  he  throws 
her  hostilities  to  a  distance  in  point 
of  time,  which  makes  them  interest- 
ing only  to  our  posterity.  In  this 
again  he  underrates  the  means  of 
annoyance  open  to  Russia,  who  has 
many  facilities  for  co-operating  with 
the  internal  troubles  of  India,  by 
means  of  intrigues  amongst  our  fron- 
tier neighbours,  long  before  the  time 
when  her  policy  may  dictate  more 
direct  hostilities.  Even  for  those, 
however,  it  must  not  be  forgotten, 
that  she  will  find  some  aids  in  one 


590 

or  two  of  her  Armenian  conquests, 
which  were  not  reckoned  on  a  few 
years  ago  by  the  geographical  spe- 
culators on  the  difficulties  which 
beset  all.  possible  routes  to  India  for 
the  armies  of  the  Czar.  Since  then 
the  sword  has  done  something  to 
smooth  the  path. 

Inferior  colonies  need  no  separate 
notices.  For  the  great  ones,  which 
are  in  fact  colonial  empires,  one 
word  will  express  the  sum  of  affairs. 
Over  each  severally  its  own  peculiar 
danger  is  lowering — which,  separate- 
ly, threatens  to  extinguish  its  con- 
nexion with  ourselves.  There  are, 
also,  as  a  danger  common  to  all, 
which  throws  all  other  dangers  into 
shade,  the  internal  struggles  of  the 
mother  country — rapidly  approach- 
ing, and  tending  ultimately  to  the 
same  result.  In  any  case,  from  the 
very  strongest  of  them,  we  can  draw 
no  aid,  whilst  all  make  us  vulnerable 
in  purse  and  in  reputation — and  all 
operate  as  a  drain  upon  our  military 
strength. 

These,  however,  dismissed  from 
the  picture,  or  retained,  as  the  read- 
er may  please — what  is  the  general 
conclusion  to  which  we  are  hurried 
by  the  sum  of  those  indications  which 
we  have  travelled  over  ?  Is  there 
hope  for  England,  as  Mr  Douglas  is 
willing  to  believe  ?  Or,  has  indeed 
the  sceptre  departed  from  Judah  ? 
And  is  the  banner  of  Great  Britain 
no  more  to  preside  over  the  great 
moral  confederacies  of  Christendom, 
bringing  hope  to  the  forlorn,  and 
comfort  to  the  desolate,  like  the  con- 
secrated Labarum  of  the  early  Chris- 
tians, when  marshalled  against  Pa- 
gan hosts  ? 

Hope  is  so  eminent  a  duty  for  a 
patriot,  hope,  even  against  hope, — 
and  despondency,  in  any  case,  so  ab- 
solutely forbidden  to  the  champions 
of  great  moral  interests,  that  even 
the  accomplishment  for  the  time,  of 
the  very  worst  evils  which  lie  in  our 
path,  would  not  justify  the  surrender 
of  our  fortitude,  or  the  slackening  of 
our  efforts.  The  anchors  by  which 
our  vessel  rides,  a  vessel  freighted 
with  such  immortal  hopes,  must  rea- 
sonablybe  of  proportionable  strength 
— and  may  yet  pull  us  up  against  a 
strain,  heavy  even  as  that  which  is 
now  trying  their  temper  to  the  ut- 
termost. And  sometimes  it  is  found 
that  the  very  enormity  of  evil  is  able 


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to  provide  its  own  remedy,  by  pro- 
voking a  more  obstinate  recoil  of 
good  principles. 

In  the  civil  contests  and  local  in- 
surrections which  we  have  been  pre- 
dicting, there  is  this  ground  of  con- 
solation, that  they  cannot  assume  the 
shape  of  a  civil  war.  For,  in  a  coun- 
try with  such  an  organization  of  so- 
ciety as  ours,  civil  war  could  not  by 
possibility  arise  without  the  union  of 
the  middle  and  lower  classes.  The 
latter,  we  fear,  will  be  found  more 
strongly  united  than  is  generally  be- 
lieved :  not  the  mob  merely,  but 
many  a  family  at  present  reputed 
quiet  and  orderly,  will  be  found  in 
the  ranks  of  rebellion.  Few  indeed 
will  have  power  to  resist  the  tempt- 
ing delusions  which  now  govern  their 
hopes.  But  on  the  other  hand,  when 
the  struggle  has  once  manifestly  de- 
clared its  character,  and  when  the 
war  upon  property,  as  such,  shall  be 
too  openly  proclaimed  by  acts  to  be 
gainsaid  by  proclamations,  the  entire 
middle  and  upper  ranks  will  enter 
into  a  common  league  of  strenuous 
opposition.  And  in  this  point  the 
mob  would  find  themselves  grossly 
deceived, — that  the  loudest  of  the 
Reformers  will  be  in  the  very  front 
rank  of  their  opponents.  Multitudes 
have  clamoured  for  Reform,  under 
the  hope  that,  by  altering  the  basis 
on  which  political  power  or  honours 
are  placed  at  present,  easier  access 
to  distinction  might  be  opened  to 
themselves :  this  prospect  would  now 
be  more  remote  than  ever;  and  were 
it  otherwise,  the  open  scramble  for 
property  would  at  once  unite  in  its 
defence  all  men,  whether  previously 
Reformers  or  not,  who  have  any  in 
possession  to  lose,  or  in  reversion  to 
expect. 

Such  a  schism  in  the  body  of  so- 
ciety, placing  the  two  most  nume- 
rous classes  in  bloqdy  collision  with 
each  other,  will  be  misery  enough 
for  one  generation.  But  it  will  be 
far  short  of  that  which  would  travel 
in  company  with  civil  war  ;  and  for 
this  reason,  if  for  no  other, — that  it 
will  terminate  more  speedily.  An 
open  war  of  the  lower  orders  against 
the  upper,  would  in  some  countries 
issue  in  an  endless  anarchy,  but  not 
in  England.  So  numerous  with  us 
are  the  class  interested  in  the  defence 
of  property,  and  so  incomparably  su- 
perior in  all  the  means  of  combina- 


1832.] 


The  Prospects  of  Britain. 


591 


tion  and  concert,  that  in  any  general 
secession  of  the  mere  mob  and  pau- 
perism of  the  land  against  its  pro- 
perty and  intelligence,  we  are  satis- 
lied  that  with  much  local  bloodshed 
and  havoc,  the  open  war  will  termi- 
nate speedily  in  the  victory  of  the 
superior  classes.  That  local  causes 
of  peculiar  irritation  will  often  revive 
it  in  over-populous  districts,  and  that 
life  in  England  will  be  inseparable, 
through  the  next  generation,  from 
continued  alarms  and  anxiety — this 
we  acknowledge;  and  for  this  we 
prepare  ourselves  as  for  the  sting  of 
our  situation,  and  the  sad  memento 
of  our  past  prosperity.  But  we  must 
still  cherish  it  with  gratitude  as  an 
article  of  our  political  faith,  that  a 
Jacobinical  war — a  war  which  should 
divide  society  on  the  principle  we 
have  stated — could  not  long  be  main- 
tained as  an  open  war  in  the  field ; 
the  victory  must  soon  rest  with  the 
middle  orders ;  and  that  it  would  do 
so,  is  one  of  the  blessings  which  we 
owe  to  that  constitution  which  we 
are  now  going  to  proscribe.  Under 
no  less  fortunate  balance  of  civil  pri- 
vileges and  civil  security,  could  the 
middle  classes  have  attained  so  pro- 
digious an  expansion. 

Whatever  is  cheerful,  however, — 
whatever,  at  least,  there  is  of  mitiga- 
ted gloom,  in  these  prospects,  will 
depend  on  much  forbearance  within, 
and  some  good  fortune  without. 
Were  it  possible  that  a  general  Irish 
insurrection,  and  that  a  large  milita- 
ry interference  of  Russia  in  western 
politics,  should  occur  about  the  same 
period,  our  embarrassments  being 
so  grievously  multiplied,  their  issue 
would  be  more  dubious.  With  these 
adverse  events  were  another  to  coin- 
cide— the  obliteration,  in  the  whole 
or  in  part,  by  a  reformed  Parliament, 
of  the  debts  charged  upon  ths  public 
faith — a  sort  of  ruin  must  succeed, 
which  would  go  far  to  break  down 
-  the  preponderance  of  that  very  mid- 
dle order  to  whom,  under  Provi- 
dence, we  look  for  the  possibility  of 
a  favourable  issue  to  our  civil  strug- 
gles. Yet  we  know  that  each  of  these 
events  is  but  too  probable.  And  for 
the  last,  in  particular,  it  rests  entirely 
with  the  new  electoral  body,  and  the 
complexion  of  its  political  feelings. 
Nor  in  this  point  have  we  even  the 
security  founded  in  general  upon  the 
bias  of  interest  j  for  to  men  of  small 


property  there  is  a  conflict  possible 
of  real  interest  which  maybe  indirect, 
with  an  interest  more  immediate  and 
apparent  in  the  diminution  of  taxes. 

"  To  sum  up  all,"  says  Mr  Dou- 
glas, "  if  God  be  against  us,  the  causes 
of  our  ruin  are  many,  and  are  already 
in  operation ;  but,  if  God  be  for  us, 
there  is  yet  a  way  for  escape." 

In  that  conclusion  we  also  heartily 
concur— but  not  in  any  spirit  which 
would  justify  inertness  on  our  own 
part.  Energy  the  greatest  that  hu- 
man means  can  supply,  may  be  all 
too  little  for  the  part  we  are  called 
to  perform.  Great  changes  are  in 
progress  every  where ;  a  hurricane  is 
sweeping  onwards  of  political  revo- 
lution ;  we  must  all  suffer — and  we 
must  all  act.  And  our  first  duty  is, 
to  ascertain  what  sort  of  action  is 
required  of  us, — what  is  the  part  as- 
signed to  ourselves  by  Providence 
in  this  great  drama,  that  at  least  we 
may  act  with  consistency.  Russia, 
says  Mr  Douglas,  is  evidently  the 
"hammer"  employed  by  the  Supreme 
Ruler  for  crushing  the  Mohammedan 
faith  ,•  she  is  perhaps  a  blind  instru- 
ment, but  in  this  instance  she  fulfils 
her  mission  with  fidelity.  To  Eng- 
land, on  the  other  hand,  as  the  head 
of  the  Protestant  league,  is  confided 
the  task  of  uprooting'Popery — "  that 
ruin,"  as  Mr  Douglas  himself  admits, 
"  of  all  who  support  it."  With  what 
consistency  we  have  upheld  this  du- 
ty in  our  Irish  policy,  let  those  con- 
sider who  are  to  answer  for  it. — But 
the  time  is  at  hand  when  our  public 
duties  will  be  no  longer  matters  for 
dispute.  It  is  one  advantage  of  a 
great  and  alarming  crisis,  that  it 
opens  broad  and  determined  paths 
of  action,  over  which  hangs  no  cloud 
of  doubt  as  in  more  quiet  times.  The 
principles  upon  which  men  divide  in 
such  times,  are  adverse  as  light  and 
outer  darkness.  There  will  soon  be 
for  all  in  England,  who  own  any  ob- 
ligations of  conscience,  but  one  duty 
— one  faith— one  interest — one  great 
fight — and  one  final  fortune.  The 
struggle  will  be  for  the  very  "  sum" 
of  things ;  and  upon  the  ultimate  ca- 
tastrophe of  that  struggle  will  depend 
— as  we  agree  with  Mr  Douglas — 
whether  this  great  empire,  already 
weighed  in  the  balance,  be  not  found 
wanting,  and  her  glorious  memory 
be  all  that  shall  remain  as  a  posses* 
sion  to  posterity. 


Satan  Reformer.  [April, 


SATAN   REFORMER. 
BY  MONTGOMERY  THE  THIRD. 

PART  I. 

SATAN  laugh'd  loud,  when  he  heard  that  peace 

Was  sign'd  by  the  Ruling  Powers  : 
He  was  sipping  his  coffee  with  Talleyrand, 
And  he  put  down  his  cup,  and  he  slapp'd  his  hand, 

And  cried,  Now  then  the  field  is  ours ! 

He  pack'd  his  portmanteau — for  England,  ho ! — 

Reach'd  Calais — and  sailing  over 
Look'd  back  upon  France ;  for  he  sympathized 
With  a  nation  so  thoroughly  Satanized — 

Till  he  landed  him  safe  at  Dover. 

He  had  sported  his  tail  and  his  horns  in  a  land 

Of  blasphemy,  vice,  and  treason, 
The  vast  admiration  of  Monsieur  Frog; 
But  in  England,  quoth  he,  I  must  travel  incog. 

At  least  till  the  "  Age  of  Reason." 

So  his  tail  he  tuck'd  into  his  pantaloons, 
With  a  Brutus,  all  stivering  and  hairy, 

He  hid  his  pared  horns,  or  rather  the  roots ; 

And  he  look'd,  with  his  hoofs  in  Wellington  boots, 
Like  a  Minister's  Secretary. 

As  he  travell'd  to  London,  he  stared  about, 

And  it  caused  him  some  vexation 
To  see  matters  looking  so  very  well, 
But  he  went  the  first  night  to  a  noted  Hell, 

And  it  gave  him  consolation. 

The  Whigs  left  their  cards  as  a  matter  of  course, 

For  he'd  letters  of  introduction ; 
And  a  very  learn' d  Gentleman  Devil  was  he, 
In  Political  Whig- Economy, 

And  gave  them  the  best  instruction. 

They  feasted  him  often  at  Holland  House ; 

But  he  found  so  little  to  teach  'em, 
They  were  such  adepts  in  the  art  of  misrule, 
That  he  left  them  to  lecture  the  Radical  School, 

Lest  the  Whigs  should  overreach  'em. 

For  that,  quoth  Satan,  yet  must  not  be, 

And  I  hold  it  my  chiefest  glory, 
If  I  make  Whig  and  Radical  coalesce— 
And  thus  bring  affairs  to  a  damnable  mess — 

Then  adieu  to  the  reign  of  Tory. 


1832.J  Satan  Reformer.  593 

PART  II. 

So  Satan  he  labour' d  night  and  day 

To  unite  their  political  rancour, 
Shook  hands  with  Carlisle,  made  Cobbett  his  pet, 
Stoop'd  down  to  the  people,  and  flatter' d  Burdett, 

And  gave  toasts  at  the  Crown  and  Anchor. 

Pamphlets  he  wrote,  and  he  bribed  the  Press, 

And  it  work'd  to  his  special  wonder, 
And  soon  as  he  saw  the  dark  sky  to  lower, 
He  bribed  the  Whigs  with  the  hopes  of  power, 

The  rabble  with  hopes  of  plunder. 

Thus  Satan  went  on  at  a  slapping  pace, 

A  Radical  rollocking  fellow — 
Wrote  in  the  Chronicle,  slaver'd  o'er  crimes, 
And  became  the  principal  scribe  in  The  Times, 

And  a  dab  in  the  "  Blue  and  Yellow." 

He  prated  of  Parsons,  Bishops,  and  Tithes, 

Economy,  Representation, 
The  Tories,  the  Debt,  March  of  Intellect,  Steam, 
Of  Aristocrats — and  thus  laid  the  deep  scheme 

Of  perpetual  agitation. 

Republican  plans,  with  a  plausible  air, 

Put  forth,  growing  bolder  and  bolder; 
An  acquaintance  pick'd  with  the  Treasury  clerks, 
And  mended  their  pens,  and  alter'd  their  marks, 

And  look'd  over  the  Premier's  shoulder. 

But  his  cunningest  scheme  was  to  urge  the  Whigs, 

To  urge  the  mobs  to  combine,  sir, 
To  force  on  a  Tory  Government 
Most  devilish  plans  of  mismanagement, 

That  the  state  he  might  undermine,  sir. 

To  work  they  went,  and  the  first  on  the  list 

Was  the  Currency  alteration, 
That  increased  debt  and  taxes  fifty  per  cent, 
By  reduction  of  credit  and  profit  and  rent, 

And  beggar'd  one  half  the  nation. 

Then  the  mortgagee  seized  houses  and  land, 

And  the  widow  and  orphan  daughter 
Were  thrust  from  their  homes  to  the  parish  poor, 
And  the  wolf  was  no  longer  kept  from  the  door, 

But  the  lamb  given  up  to  slaughter. 

Then  he  broach'd  Free  Trade,  and  at  once  it  set 

The  Satanic  philosophers  Blotting, 
It  whipp'd  off"  our  wealth  to  foreigners'  hands, 
And  forced  back  the  poor  on  the  burden'd  lands, 

And  it  laid  up  our  ships  for  rotting. 

On  our  Colonies  casting  an  evil  eye, 

Then  Satan  adopted  a  lingo 
Conventicle-bred — and  his  Proselytes 
Went  stirring  the  blacks  to  murder  the  whites, 

Like  the  devils  at  St  Domingo. 


694  Satan  Reformer.  [April, 

Then  Satan  he  quoted  Holy  Writ, 

And  uprose  the  fanatical  fry,  sir, 
And  doom'd  the  poor  planters  to  instant  death, 
And  they  raved,  till  e'en  Satan  drew  in  his  breath  ; 

They  did  so  monstrously  lie,  sir. 


PART  III. 

Now  the  country  up,  the  country  down, 

And  around  in  his  vocation, 
He  travell'd  by  day  and  he  travell'd  by  night, 
And  was  very  well  pleased  to  see—all  right— 

And  ripe  for  his  AGITATION. 

He  had  thoughts  of  sailing  for  Ireland, 

To  proclaim  himself  King  in  Munster ; 
But  the  devils  are  there  so  thick,  quoth  he, 
And  so  stirring,  they  cannot  have  need  of  me, 
And  there's  Moore— he  will  "  Make  the  Fun  stir." 

If  the  King  had  his  Viceroy — so  had  he— 

And  a  Saintship  of  Holy  Murther ; 
But  to  play  off  his  game  according  to  Hoyle, 
He  wrote  a  few  orders  to  Doctor  Doyle, 

And  then  troubled  his  head  no  further. 

Now  the  Whigs  uprose  in  the  Parliament  House, 

It  was  done  at  Satan's  suggestion ; 
And  the  Tories  gave  way  in  an  evil  hour 
To  storm,  and  to  threat,  and  Papistical  power, 

And  ceded  the  Catholic  Question. 

But  the  pardon-cramm'd  Papists  the  bolder  grew, 

All  was  murder,  rape,  and  arson  j 
The  land  should  be  theirs— and  no  tithe  they  swore, 
And  the  savages  shouted — while  dripping  with  gore — 

Oh!  'tis  only  a  Protestant  Parson! 

Satan  leap'd  for  joy— he  clear'd  at  a  bound, 
And  they  still  shew  the  prints  in  proof,  sir, 

The  whole  London  University, 

And  as  he  descended  precipitously, 
A  professor  he  kill'd  with  his  hoof,  sir. 

Then  he  travell'd  afresh  the  country  round, 

Proclaim'd  Ireland  liberty's  sample — 
If  he  could  but  bring  things  to  the  very  same  pass 
In  England,  including  both  murder  and  mass, 

His  success  would  be  more  than  ample. 

So  he  travell'd  and  travell'd,  distributing  Tracts 
Through  city,  through  town,  through  village ; 
Swore  that  governments  were  but  public  drains, 
That  the  people  should  knock  out  the  Parsons'  brains, 
And  wages  give  place  to  pillage. 


1832.]  Satan  Reformer.  595 

PART  IV. 

Now  Satan  set  up  for  a  parliament-man, 

And  scatter' d  his  bribe  and  bounty, 
But  the  boroughs  were  close,  and  he  could  not  get  in, 
Though  he  swore  and  he  lied  through  thick  and  thin- 
So  he  tried  his  luck  at  a  county. 

But  foil'd  a  while,  in  his  wrath  he  raved 

Against  Parliament,  Peers,  and  Crown,  sir, 
And  swore  he'd  ride  in  on  the  people's  necks, 
(He'd  return'd  his  own  Member  for  Middlesex,) 
And  would  turn  the  House  upside  down,  sir. 

He  scratch'd  his  head,  and  he  bit  his  nails, 

And  his  Council  of  Whigs  assembled  j 
'Twas  a  capital  hit — he  utter' d  Reform — 
And  the  Devil  himself  never  knew  such  a  storm, 

And  the  ground  beneath  them  trembled. 

Away  went  the  sound  through  the  troubled  land, 

And  Satan  blew  loud  the  trumpet  ,* 
'Twas  up  with  the  Blackguard — the  Gentleman  down, 
Peer,  Parson,  and  Squire — up  Ruffian  and  Clown, 

Up  brawler  and  brazen  strumpet. 

They  call'd  for  the  Whigs;  and  the  Whigs  for  them, 

In  the  name  of  the  Sovereign  People ; 
And  they  bow'd  and  they  cringed  to  the  beastliest  mob, 
All  roaring  to  burn  and  to  plunder  and  rob, 

With  the  tri-colour  over  the  steeple. 

The  Whigs  came  in  and  show'd  Wellington  out ; 

Then  Satan,  in  all  his  glory, 

Let  loose  the  whole  Press,  with  their  blood-hound  pack, 
And  he  mounted  Swing  on  a  Treasury  hack, 

And  hark  in — to  the  death  of  a  Tory. 

Then  Satan  walk'd  forth  in  the  name  of  Reform, 

To  demand  an  illumination, 
To  honour  the  Whigs— and  throughout  the  land 
Incendiaries  ran  with  the  blazing  brand, 

For  a  general  conflagration, 

PART  V. 

Now  Satan  he  met  his  friend  Talleyrand, 

And,  quoth  he,  Old  boy,  you're  welcome  ,• 
Let  us  now  put  our  heads  together  a  bit- 
Now,  wasn't  Reform  a  most  capital  hit  ? 
Quoth  the  Frenchman,  'Tis  very  Hell  come  ! 

Quoth  Satan  one  day  to  Talleyrand, 

As  their  coffee  they  were  quaffing, 
'Twas  a  master-stroke,  my  good  Talley,  to  get 
For  a  Ministry  such  a  contemptible  set — 

That  to  think  on  I  can't  help  laughing. 


596  Satan  Refonne).  [April, 

I'd  have  given,  quoth  Talley,  a  thousand-pound 
To  have  father1  d  the  scheme — nor  grudge  it. 
Then  Satan  he  shook  both  his  sides  with  glee, 
And  chuckling — The  Impotent  cripples,  quoth  he ; 
And  oh !  what  a  damnable  Budget ! 

What  breaking  of  treaties,  of  contracts,  of  laws, 

What  maniac  legislation ! 
Pick'd  out  of  the  idiot-Philosophers'  schools  ; 
And  a  New  Rule  of  Figures  I  furnish'd  the  Fools, 

And  they  call'd  it  Fructification. 

The  People  are  lost — they  are  all  gone  mad, 

Our  schemes  we  are  sure  to  carry; 
And  besides,  quoth  Satan,  and  twitch'd  his  nose, 
I've  a  friend  at  Court — but  'tis  under  the  rose, 

For  the  Chancellor's— THE  LORD  HARRY. 


PART  VI. 

Then  the  Ministry  clear'd  the  Parliament  House, 

Though  none  knew  why  or  wherefore, 
Except  that  the  People  might  rage  in  the  storm, 
And  send  up  their  Delegates  mad  for  Reform — 

And  that  not  a  thing  else  would  care  for. 

Then  Satan  he  posted  placards  about, 

To  keep  up  Satanic  delusion — 

There  was  brickbat  and  bludgeon,  for  freedom  and  law, 
You'd  have  thought  that  grim  Satan  had  stirr'd  with  his  claw 

The  caldron  of  all  confusion. 

Then  he  wrote  in  the  Times  with  more  ardent  rage— 

His  horns  they  stuck  out  of  his  forehead  ; 
He  hid  not  his  hoofs — he  untwisted  his  tail — 
And  it  bang'd  the  poor  Tories  about  like  a  flail, 

And  the  blast  of  his  breath  was  horrid. 

Now  the  smithies  of  Brummagem  bellow' d  and  roar'd, 

Red-hot  was  the  forge  of  Sedition  ; 
And  the  bolts  from  the  Unions  were  daringly  thrown 
At  the  Peerage  of  England,  the  Altar,  and  Throne ; 

— And  the  scoundrels  pretended  Petition. 

Then  Satan  he  organized  Union  mobs, 

Marching  under  the  tricolour  banners, 
To  insult  and  to  bully  their  Citizen  King, 
And  offend  him,  as  hypocrite  homage  they  bring, 

Still  more  by  their  beastly  manners. 


PART  VII. 

The  Delegates  met  for  the  bargain9  d  work, 
And  like  "  Mutes"  they  sat  to  strangle 

The  Constitution  in  Parliament ; 

And  without  was  a  raving  rabblement — 
All  ready  to  cut  and  mangle. 


j  832.3  Satan  Reformer*  597 

The  Bill  of  Reform,  it  pass'd  one  House, 

But  was  knock'd  on  the  head  in  the  other, 
For  the  Premier  had  dared  to  threaten  the  Peers, 
And  insult  the  Bishops  with  jibes  and  with  jeers— 

For  his  rage  he  could  not  smother. 

Then  Satan  he  chuckled,  the  game  went  well  j 

But  to  humble  so  proud  a  railer, 
He  sent  him  a  posse  at  dead  of  night, 
And  made  him  stoop  down  from  his  lordly  height, 

And  cringe  to  a  beggarly  tailor. 

Oh !  now  was  the  time  for  Satan's  own  reign, 

With  a  Ministry  all  distraction— 
So  he  set  up  a  Brummagem  Parliament — 
And  the  edict  went  forth  that  the  Peers'  dissent 

Was  "  The  Whisper  of  a  Faction." 

Oh !  how  Satan  rejoiced  at  the  work  assigned ! 

As  he  enter'd  the  holy  border — 

The  Bishops— the  Bishops— ah,  give  them  new  light  !— 
So  a  Palace  he  burn'd  on  the  Sabbath  night, 
Ere  the  Bishop  could  "put  it  in  order" 

Oh !  then  it  was  Fire  and  Fury  and  Flame 

Lighting  up  the  Reformers'  revels; 
A  city  was  burning,  and  reeking  with  blood, 
And  the  Burners  dropp'd  into  the  flaming  flood, 

Like  blacken'd  and  tortured  Devils. 

Satan  stood  high  upon  Brandon  *  Hill, 

With  his  fiery  eyeballs  glowing ; 
He  bang'd  the  ground  with  his  swinging  tail, 
And  the  Demons  came  round  him,  and  cried,  All  hail ! 

See,  see,  how  Reform  is  going ! 

Satan  he  stood  in  the  blazing  square,f 

In  the  midst  of  conflagration  j 
And  shouted,  Reform ! — the  day's  my  own, 
I've  won  me  on  earth  another  throne — 

And  this  is  my  Coronation. 

Satan  he  stood  by  the  gallows-tree, 

When  the  noose  was  tied  to  sever 
The  living  and  dead,  'mid  the  orphans'  groans, 
He  bent  down  his  head  to  the  widows'  moans, 

And  shouted,  REFORM  FOR  EVER  ! 


*   The  hill  commanding  the  city  of  Bristol. 

•j-  Queen  Square,  in  which  the  Custom-house,  Excise,  and  upwards  of  forty  houses 
"were  destroyed. 


598 


The  British  Finances. 


[April, 


THE  BRITISH  FINANCES. 

Abandonment  of  the  Sinking  Fund— Repeal  of  Taxes  on  Consumption— 
The  Reform  Deficit, 


THE  subject  of  taxation  is  one 
which  now  must  soon  force  itself  on 
the  consideration  of  the  most  thought- 
less in  the  country.  The  time  is  gone 
by  when  the  difficulty  could  be  con- 
templated only  at  a  distance,  and  men 
could  console  themselves  with  the 
idea  that  they  would  leave  to  their 
posterity  the  burden  of  providing 
tor  the  liquidation  of  the  public  debt. 
The  growing  deficiency  of  the  reve- 
nue, for  many  years  past,  joined  to 
the  improvident  haste  with  which 
taxes  which  oppressed  no  one  have 
been  repealed,  have  at  length  brought 
matters  to  a  crisis ;  the  Sinking  Fund 
is  now  abandoned;  the  revenue  is 
L.698,000  less  than  the  expenditure ; 
and  the  nation  must  be  content  to 
sit  down  under  the  burden  of  an  an- 
nual charge  of  L.28,000,000,  which 
there  is  no  prospect,  under  the  pre- 
sent system,  of  either  diminishing  or 
avoiding. 

It  cannot  be  either  an  useless  or 
an  unprofitable  task  to  examine  the 
causes  of  this  alarming  state  of  the 
finances,  with  a  view  to  determine 
whether  it  is  an  unavoidable  evil 
which  must  be  submitted  to  with 
patience  and  resignation,  or  a  tran- 
sient storm,  which,  by  firmness  and 
judgment,  may  be  weathered.  We 
confidently  expect  to  prove  that  it  is 
the  latter ;  but  we  .as  confidently  be- 
lieve that  the  condition  of  the  nation 
is  wholly  desperate,  and  a  national 
bankruptcy  unavoidable,  unless  a 
very  different  system  from  the  tem- 
porizing and  vacillating  finance  po- 
licy of  the  last  fifteen  years  is  pur- 
sued by  succeeding  governments. 

"  If  I  wished,"  said  Frederick 
the  Great,  "  to  reduce  a  flourish- 
ing province  from  the  highest  state 
of  prosperity  to  the  lowest  stage 
of  misery,  I  would  desire  no  more 
effectual  course  than  to  put  it  for 
ten  years  under  the  government 
of  philosophers." — "  If  an  empire," 
said  Napoleon,  "  were  made  of  ada- 
manty  it  would  be  soon  ground  to  pow- 
der by  the  political  economists,"  In 


the  observations  of  these  great  men, 
is  to  be  found  the  remote  cause  of 
the  present  disastrous  state  of  our 
finances.  We  shall  shortly  examine 
in  detail  the  causes  which  have  in 
so  powerful  a  manner  ground  down 
the  prosperity  of  the  British  empire ; 
but,  in  the  outset,  the  desperate  im- 
providence, the  incredible  reckless- 
ness, the  unparalleled  ignorance  of 
the  firat  principles  of  finance,  by  our 
present  rulers,  forces  itself  on  the 
mind.  The  result  of  their  measures 
is  highly  instructive  as  to  the  gene- 
ral system  which  has  been  pursued 
for  a  course  of  years ;  it  affords  a 
reductio  ad  absurdum,  from  which 
the  erroneous  principles  on  which 
they  proceeded,  may  with  certainty 
be  inferred. 

Ministers,  in  February,  1831, 
brought  forward  the  celebrated  Whig 
Budget,  which,  fortunately  for  them, 
the  exertions  of  their  opponents 
brought  so  rapidly  to  an  end.  We 
say,  fortunately  for  them,  for  if  the 
proposed  reductions  had  taken  place 
simultaneously  with  the  Reform  Bill, 
the  nation  would  now  have  been 
landed  in  a  state  of  desperate  and 
hopeless  insolvency. 

When  the  Duke  of  Wellington 
quitted  the  helm,  it  appears  from 
the  Finance  Reports,  recently  pub- 
lished under  the  authority  of  Mr 
Spring  Rice,  that  he  had  by  great 
economy  brought  the  finances  into  a 
comparatively  flourishing  condition. 
He  left  his  successors  a  clear  sink- 
ing fund  of  L.2,900,000,  and  an  in- 
come exceeding  the  expenditure  by 
L.  1,800,000.  In  the  preceding  year 
of  his  administration,  the  clear  ex- 
cess of  the  income  above  the  expen- 
diture, was  L.I ,000,000.  This  is  ad- 
mitted by  all  par  ties,  however  much 
they  may  have  been  at  variance  as 
to  the  existence  of  any  surplus  at 
all,  during  the  preceding  years  of 
Lord  Liverpool's  and  Mr  Canning's 
administration. 

The  present  Ministers,  shortly  af- 
ter their  accession  to  office,  in  Fe- 


1832.] 

bruary,  1831,  brought  forward  their 
celebrated  budget,  in  which  they 
proposed  to  repeal 


The  British  Finances. 


599 


The  tobacco  tax, 
Candles, 
Coals, 
Calico  prints, 


L.2,400,000 
700,000 
400,000 
500,000 


whose  joint  produce  the  Chancel- 
lor of  the  Exchequer  estimated  at 
L.4,000,000  a-year j  and  in  lieu  of 
part  of  them,  to  lay  on  duties  on 


Transfers  of  funded  pro- 


perty, 

Transfers  of  land, 
Canadian  timber, 
Raw  cotton, 
Cape  wine, 
Steam  boats, 


:i 


L.I, 200,000 
1,200,000 

1,400,000 


L.3,800,000 


The  new  taxes  were  so  extremely 
unpopular  and  injudicious,  and  the 
outcry  against  them  so  universal, 
that  they  were  one  and  all  abandon- 
ed by  the  Government,  who  also 
gave  up  the  proposed  repeal  of  the 
tobacco  tax,  and  adhered  only  to  the 
reduction  of  the  taxes  on  coals,  can- 
dles, and  calicoes,  estimated  as  pro- 
ducing altogether  L.I, 600,000.  They 
held  out  hopes,  that  by  adhering  to  a 
rigid  economy,  they  would  be  able 
to  relinquish  these  taxes,  and  still 
maintain  the  Sinking  Fund  at  its 
wonted  amount. 

But  what  did  Ministers  do  next  ? 
Having  thus  abandoned  taxes  to  the 
amount  of  L.I, 600,000  a-year,  and 
given  up  all  idea  of  imposing  other 
taxes  in  their  stead,  they  brought  in 
the  Reform  Bill,  the  necessary  effect 
of  which,  whether  it  succeeded  or 
not,  every  man  of  sense  foresaw, 
must  be  to  lower  the  revenue  seve- 
ral millions  more.  And,  accordingly, 
what  has  been  the  result  ?  Why,  they 
nave  occasioned  a  deficit  of  four  mil- 
lions on  the  income  of  1831,  as  com- 


pared with  1830,  converted  the  Duke 
of  Wellington's  clear  surplus  of 
L.  1 ,800,000  into  a  deficit  of  L.698,000, 
and  totally  annihilated  the  sinking 
fund  I  * 

We  doubt  if  there  is  to  be  found 
in  the  whole  annals  of  legislation 
any  thing  comparable  to  this.  So 
utterly  ignorant  were  our  rulers  of 
the  elements  of  political  science ;  so 
thoroughly  were  they  infatuated  by 
the  absurd  principles  of  Political 
Economy  which  have  perverted  that 
noble  science  since  the  time  of  Adam 
Smith;  so  completely  were  they 
borne  away  by  the  fatal  torrent  of 
innovation,  that  they  actually  carried 
into  effect  a  reduction  of  taxation  to 
the  amount  of  a  million  and  a  half, 
when  on  the  eve  of  an  agitating  mea- 
sure which  was  to  reduce  it  four  mil- 
lions. This  indicates  not  an  igno- 
rance of  the  details  of  office,  or  an 
over-sanguineness  of  disposition  for 
which  we  make  every  allowance,  but 
a  total  ignorance  of  the  first  princi- 
ples of  government,  for  which  we  can 
find  no  apology ;  and  which  is  as  un- 
pardonable for  a  Minister  of  a  finan- 
cial country,  as  it  would  be  for  its 
Monarch  to  be  ignorant  of  reading  or 
writing. 

Is  it  not  a  principle  familiar  not  only 
to  every  student,  but  to  every  school- 
boy ;  not  to  every  one  merely  who  has 
studied  the  Wealth  of  Nations,  but 
every  one  who  has  read  Sallust  or 
Livy,that  the  produce  of  taxation  de- 
pends in  every  country,but  especially 
a  commercial  one, upon  industry,  and 
that  industry  hangs  for  its  existence 
on  public  security  ?  Is  it  not  univer- 
sally known  by  history,  has  it  not 
been  demonstrated  again  and  again, 
both  from  principle  and  experience, 
that  any  thing  which  shakes  public 
credit,  suspends  private  expendi- 
ture, or  curtails  individual  enjoyment, 
must  necessarily  and  immediately 
affect  the  revenue  of  the  state  ?  Do 
our  rulers  imagine  that  the  public 
revenue  is  to  rise  while  every  man's 
private  revenue  is  falling?  That  the 


*  The  total  gross  revenue  of  1830  was, 
That  of  1831, 


L.54,840,000 
46,420,000 


L.  8,420,000, 

so  that,  after  deducting  the  beer  tax,  and  the  taxes  reduced  by  Ministers,  the  deficit 
solely  owing  to  reform  is  nearly  L4,000,000. 


coo 


The  British  Finances, 


customs  are  to  increase  when  sus- 
pended credit  has  shaken  the  springs 
of  industry;  or  the  excise  augment, 
when  diminished  wages  have  con- 
tracted the  comforts  of  the  poor  ? 
Do  they  suppose  that  public  income 
is  like  pearls,  to  be  thrown  up  by 
the  storms  of  the  political  ocean  ? 
And  were  they  ever  so  complete- 
ly deluded  as  to  imagine  that  a  new 
constitution  could  be  given  to  the 
State,  and  no  shock  experienced  in 
its  hundreds  of  thousands  of  chan- 
nels of  industry ;  or  the  expenditure 
of  all  the  rich  be  lessened  from  the 

WELLINGTON  Administration. 

Decrease. 

Year  ending  April  5, 1830,  L.864,000 
July  5,  690,000 

Oct.  10,  948,000 

Jan.  5,  1831,        640,000 

Now  this  table  demonstrates  three 
things.  1.  That  the  revenue  from 
the  reduction  of  the  beer-duty  of 
L.3,000,000,  and  other  causes  which 
shall  immediately  be  noticed,  was  in 
a  state  of  progressive  decline  when 
the  Whigs  came  into  office ;  and,  2. 
That  this  decline  was  augmented 
from  L.640,000,  being  the  falling  off 
in  the  last  year  of  the  Duke's  admi- 
nistration, to  L.3,9 84,000,  being  the 
deficit  at  the  end  of  the  first  year  of 
the  Grey  administration.  3.  That 


[April, 

dread  of  an  approaching  revolution, 
and  no  suffering  be  experienced  by 
the  poor,  or  no  decline  become  ap- 
parent in  the  public  revenue  ? 

The  extraordinary  deficit  which 
has  taken  place  in  every  branch  of 
the  public  revenue  since  the  fatal 
Reform  Bill  yvas  agitated  in  the  coun- 
try, is  so  singularly  instructive  as  to 
the  unavoidable  effect  of  the  insane 
conduct  pursued  by  Ministers,  that 
though  we  transcribed  it  in  January 
last,  we  make  no  apology  for  again 
laying  it  before  our  readers. 


GREY  Administration. 

Decrease. 

Year  ending  April  5, 1 83 1 ,  L.  1 , 1 34,000 
July  5,  1,656,000 

Oct.  10,  3,072,000 

Jan.  5,  1832,     3,984,000 

this  deficit  of  four  millions  took 
place  on  a  reduction  of  taxation  by 
the  Whigs  of  L.I, 600,000  only;  where- 
as the  Duke's  deficit  of  L.640,000 
arose  from  repealing  the  beer-tax  of 
L.3,000,000.  It  is  evident,  therefore, 
that  the  last  immense  deficiency  is 
owing  to  the  Reform  agitation,  and 
the  Reform  agitation  alone. 

This  is  still  more  evident  if  the 
items  of  which  this  enormous  defi- 
ciency is  composed  are  considered. 
The  following  are  the  details : 


WELLINGTON  Administration.     GREY  Administration. 


Customs, 
Excise, 


1830. 

16,343,000 
16,895,000 
6,605,000 
Post-Office,  1,358,000 
Taxes,  5,013,000 

Miscellanies,       601,000 


1831.  Increase. 

15,336,000 
14,330,000 
6,500,000 

1,391,000  32,000 

4,864,000 
409,000 


L.46,8 15,000          L.42,830,000 


Decrease. 

1,007,000 

2,564,000 

104,000 

149,000 
191,000 

L.4,0 15,000 


Thus,  it  appears,  that  with  the  ex- 
ception of  the  Post-Office,  where  the 
suspension  of  franking,  and  the  bustle 
consequent  on  a  general  election, 
gave  them  a  small  excess,  every 
branch  of  the  revenue  has  declined. 
The  Excise,  that  sure  test  of  national 
expenditure  and  comfort,  has  fallen 
off  L.2,564,000 ;  a  greater  falling  off 
we  believe  than  any  on  record  in  tne 
British  annals. 


It  is  impossible  it  can  be  otherwise. 
Enter  any  shop  or  manufactory  from 
the  Land's  End  to  Caithness,  and 
they  will  tell  you  that  they  are  doing 
nothing;  that  their  receipts  are  hard- 
ly a  quarter  of  what  they  formerly 
were,  and  that,  if  business  does  not 
improve,  they  will  in  a  few  years  be 
in  the  Gazette.  In  the  retail  trade 
this  falling-off  is  particularly  conspi 
cuous ;  and  in  those  branches  of  that 


1832.] 

trade  which  are  devoted  to  the  fur- 
nishing of  luxuries,  as  books,  haber- 
da8hery,wine,  furniture,  silks,  gloves, 
&c.  it  is  quite  appalling.  The  silk 
trade,  which,  in  1825,  brought  to  the 
Spitalfields  weavers  16s.  a-week,now 
barely  yields  them  2s.  9d. ;  and  the 
glove-makers  in  Coventry  are  liter- 
ally starving.  Such  are  the  blessings 
of  reform,  agitation,  and  free  trade. 
With  truth  did  Napoleon  say,  that  if 
an  empire  were  made  of  adamant,  it 
would  be  ground  to  powder  by  the 
political  economists. 

The  partisans  of  Ministers  allege, 
that  these  disastrous  consequences 
have  followed,  not  from  reform,  but 
the  obstinate  resistance  it  has  experi- 
enced ;  and  that,  if  it  had  not  been  for 
the  desperate  phalanx  of  the  Conser- 
vative party,  the  nation  would  have 
been  now  advancing  prosperously 
before  the  gales  of  democratic  ap- 
plause, with  a  popular  government 
and  an  overflowing  treasury.  This 
fallacy  has  been  repeatedly  refuted, 
but  we  will  give  its  refutation  again. 
If  a  proposition  is  completely  true, 
and  has  been  clearly  demonstrated, 
it  is  not  till  it  has  been  repeated  at 
least  an  hundred  times  that  it  begins 
to  make  any  impression  on  those  of 
an  opposite  political  persuasion. 

What  is  it  that  now  has  so  deeply 
affected  the  revenue  ?  It  is  clearly 
a  diminution  in  the  springs  of  indus- 
try, a  decreased  demand  for  the  pro- 
duce of  labour,  and  a  decline  in  the 
wages  which  constitute  its  payment. 
What  has  occasioned  this  decline  ? 
Nothing  but  the  diminished  expen- 
diture of  the  opulent  classes,  and 
the  shock  to  the  credit  which  sus- 
tains manufacturing  and  commercial 
industry.  What  has  given  this  shock, 
and  occasioned  this  marked  con- 
traction of  expenditure  ?  Evidently 
the  terror  so  generally  inspired 
among  the  holders  of  property,  by 
the  revolutionary  measures  which 
are  either  in  progress  or  apprehend- 
ed. ^  Now,  is  this  terror  likely  to  be 
diminished,  this  shock  lessened,  or 
this  contracted  expenditure  increa- 
sed, by  the  success  of  the  very  mea- 
sures which  are  so  much  the  subject 
of  alarm  ?  It  is  utterly  extravagant ; 
it  is  contrary  to  every  principle  of 
reason,  to  every  lesson  of  experi- 


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601 


ence,  to  suppose  that  any  of  these  ef- 
fects are  to  take  place.  When  the 
revolutionary  surge,  after  having  bro- 
ken down  the  barrier  of  political 
power  which  at  present  sustains  the 
whole  weight  of  the  tempest,  and 
preserves  in  calm  waters  the  varied 
fabrics  of  national  industry,  begins 
to  beat  against  the  bulwarks  of  pro- 
perty; when  interest  after  interest 
are  successively  sacrificed  at  the 
shrine  of  popular  extravagance,  and 
the  suffering  they  have  brought  on 
themselves  is  made  a  reason,  as  in 
all  democratic  convulsions,  for  fresh 
demands  and  more  extravagant  revo- 
lutionary proposals  by  the  people,  is 
it  to  be  expected  that  credit  or  indus- 
try are  to  nourish  ?  It  is  as  clear  as 
any  proposition  of  geometry,  that  the 
reverse  must  be  the  case ;  that  credit 
must  be  suspended,  industry  blight- 
ed, and  expenditure  diminished,  and 
the  national  income  progressively 
decline  with  every  victory  gained  by 
democratic  violence,  and  every  con- 
sequent addition  made  to  popular 
suffering. 

Here  again  the  conclusions  of  com- 
mon sense,  and  the  experience  of 
our  own  times,  are  perfectly  in  uni- 
son with  the  lessons  of  history.  In 
many  othei>  countries  besides  Great 
Britain,  the  system  of  agitation  and 
popular  concussion  has  been  tried, 
but  in  none  was  it  ever  found  to  pro- 
duce any  other  effect  than  a  vast  and 
progressive  decline  of  the  revenue; 
and  the  more  unchecked  the  march  of 
innovation,  the  greater  has  been  the 
defalcation  of  the  revenue.  In  France, 
-for  example,  we  have  the  authority 
of  the  able  republican  historian  Mig- 
net*  for  saying,  that  the  revenue, 
which  at  the  opening  of  the  States- 
General  was  L.24,000,000  sterling, 
fell  down,  the  very  next  yeary  to 
L.I 6,000,000,  and  continued  so  to 
decline  during  the  years  1790  and 
1791  j  that  Government  were  driven, 
by  overbearing  necessity,  to  confis- 
cate the  property  of  the  church,  and 
issue  the  assignats,  bearing  a  forced 
circulation,  which  soon  fell  to  a  tenth 
part  of  the  value  at  which  they  were 
forced  on  the  public.  Yet  that  revo- 
lution was  all  accomplished  by  the 
mere  force  of  legislative  enactments : 
no  courageous  Peers  stemmed  the 


VOL,  xxxi,  NO.  cxcin. 


#  Mignet,  i.  39. 


602 


The  British  Finances. 


torrent  of  innovation ;  no  blood  was 
shed  on  the  scaffold,*  no  resistance 
was  made  to  the  States-General;  but 
still,  amidst  that  chaos  of  unanimity 
in  favour  of  reform,  the  revenue 
steadily  and  rapidly  went  down,  and 
revolutionary  measuresjpf  spoliation 
became  unavoidable,  to  uphold  the 
sinking  fortunes  of  the  State. 

In  like  manner,  during  the  three 
glorious  days  of  July,  the  second  re- 
volution was  effected  in  France,with- 
out  the  least  resistance  from  the 


[April, 

Peers,  or  any  thing  more  than  a  tran- 
sient struggle  in  the  capital.  What 
effect  has  this  change  had  on  the  re- 
venue and  mercantile  speculation  of 
France  ?  Have  they  risen  and  im- 
proved with  the  triumph  of  demo- 
cratic principles,  and  the  immediate 
overthrow  of  all  resistance  to  reform  ? 
The  reverse  has  been  the  case;  the 
reverse  is  notoriously  and  avowedly 
the  case,  and  it  is  singularly  illustra- 
ted in  the  following  tables  :— 


Successful  Reform  in  France. 

1829.  1830.  1831. 

Last  Year  of  Charles  X.        Last  Half  Louis  Philip.        Wholly  Louis  Philip. 

Revenue. 

591,000,000  francs.         .         572,243,000  .          527,033,000 
Decrease  from  1829  to  1830,        45,220,000  francs. 
to  1 83 1 ,         63,987,000  francs. 


Thus  the  revenue  has  progres- 
sively declined  since  Reform  tri- 
umphed by  the  erection  of  the 
throne  of  the  barricades ;  and  in  a 
year  and  a  half  successful  demo- 
cracy has  lowered  the  revenue  six- 


ty-four millions  of  francs,   or  more 
than  a  tenth  of  its  whole  amount ! 

The  returns  of  the  budgets  in 
France  are  equally  instructive  as  to 
the  financial  effect  of  the  march  of 
revolution  : 


1831. 
.  Francs. 
Budget  of  expenses,        .        1,443,000,000 

of  receipts,  .          947,000,000 

Divers  extraordinary  receipts 
by  loans,  sale  of  Crown  fo- 
rests, &c.  ,  .  211,000,000 


1832. 
Francs. 

1,212,000,000 
947,000,000  (Estimated.) 


Difference,  . 

Add, 

Deficit  in  two  years, 


285,000,000 


265,000,000 
285,000,000 


Thus,  after  all  that  has  been  done 
for  the  liquidation  of  the  debt  of 
the  state,  by  the  contraction  of 
loans,  &c.,  to  the  enormous  amount 
of  two  hundred  millions  of  francs, 
or  nearly  nine  millions  sterling,  in 
the  first  year  of  the  throne  ot  the 
barricades,  there  remains  in  the  two 
first  years'  accounts  a  deficit  of  five 
hundred  and  fifty  millions,  or  twen- 
ty-four millions  sterling.  At  this 
rate,  France  will  not  be  long  of  re- 


550,000,000  francs, 
Or  about  L.24,000,000  Sterling. 

quiring  a  third  revolution  to  extri- 
cate her  from  the  financial  embar- 
rassment which  produced  the  first, 
and  has  been  produced  by  the  se- 
cond. 

The  returns  of  the  bills  discounted 
by  the  bank  of  France  afford  the 
true  clue  to  this  immense  deficiency, 
by  shewing  the  stagnation  which  the 
Revolution  has  occasioned  in  every 
species  of  commercial  enterprise. 


*  The  bloodshed  began  on  August  10, 1792,  a  year  after  the  dissolution  of  the  Con- 
stituent Assembly,  and  when  the  Revolution  was  completed  by  their  legislative 
labours. 


1832.]  The  British  Finances,  603 

1830.  1831. 

Bills  discounted.  Value.  Bills  discounted.  Value. 

274,570  617,493,000  117,485  222,523,000 

Received  by  bank  for  ) 

discounting  these  >    4,021,000  1,845,000 

bills,  ) 


Thus  it  appears  that  the  bills  dis- 
counted at  the  bank  of  France,  fell, 
in  the  first  year  of  successful  re- 
form, to  one-third  of  their  former 
amount,  and  the  profit  on  the  dis- 
counts was  diminished  in  one  year 
by  no  less  than  2,175,000  francs, 
being  more  than  a  half  of  its  former 
amount.  If  this  has  been  the  case 
at  Paris,  the  seat  of  government,  and 
the  focus  of  all  the  revolutionary 
expenditure,  it  may  be  conceived 
what  the  stagnation  of  business,  and 
consequent  distress,  must  have  been 
over  all  France.  The  revolt  at  Lyons 
is  easily  explained. 

An  increasing  expenditure  and  a 
diminishing  revenue  is  the  invariable 
attendant  of  democratic  convul- 

WELLINGTON  Administration, 

1830. 

Army,  L.6,990,000 

Navy,          .          5,209,000 
Miscellaneous,     1,950,000 


sions  in  all  ages  and  countries,  for 
this  simple  reason,  that  the  same 
suffering  and  distress  which  dries 
up  the  sources  of  revenue,  renders 
necessary  an  increased  military  es- 
tablishment to  preserve  the  public 
tranquillity.  Thus  the  expenditure 
rises  as  the  income  falls ;  and  hence 
the  necessity  uniformly  experienced 
of  having  recourse  to  arbitrary  con- 
fiscations to  supply  the  deficiency. 

The  revenue  of  Charles  I.  at  the 
commencement  of  the  civil  wars  is 
stated  by  Hume  at  L.800,000  a-year ; 
Cromwell  raised  it  to  two  millions.* 
A  similar  progress  may  be  observed 
in  this  country,  as  appears  from  the 
following  returns : 


GREY  Administration, 

1831. 

*  L.7,220,000 
5,680,000 
2,850,000 


Total,    L.14.,149,000 


L.15,750,000 
Deduct,    14,149,OCO 


Excess  of  expenditure  by  Reforming) 
over  Conservative  Government,  { 


Thus,  after  all  the  outcry  which 
the  Whigs  made  about  economy, 
their  first  measures  have  been  to 
increase  the  expenditure  above  a 
million  and  a  half,  and  reduce  the 
income  four  millions  I 

This  is  not  surprising;  and  we 
bring  forward  these  facts  more  in 
sorrow  than  in  anger,  and  rather 
with  a  view  to  illustrate  the  false 
and  unstatesman-like  principles  on 
which  the  present  Ministry  are  go- 
verning the  country,  than  with  any 
feeling  of  animosity  towards  the  in- 
dividual men.  We  do  not  blame 
them  for  increasing  the  expenditure ; 
on  the  contrary,  we  suspect  prece- 
ding governments  had  reduced  it 
too  low, — lower  than  was  consistent 


either  with  the  national  safety  or  the 
national  prosperity.  What  we  charge 
them  with,  and  we  invite  a  reply  to 
our  argument,  is  the  enormous  error 
of  reducing  taxation  by  a  great 
amount  at  the  very  time  when  they 
were  bringing  forward  measures  of 
innovation  which  necessarily  rendered 
an  increase  of  expenditure  and  a  di- 
minution of  income  a  matter  of  cer- 
tainty. 

This  unparalleled  proceeding 
must  have  been  founded  on  one  of 
two  grounds  :  Either  the  Govern- 
ment knew  that  the  revenue  must 
fall,  and  the  expenditure  increase, 
from  the  Reform  agitation,  or  they 
did  not.  If  they  knew  it,  they  were 
guilty  of  the  most  culpable  reckless- 


Hume;  iii,  chap.  60. 


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ness,  and  acted  on  the  most  ruinous     The  standing  army  must  be  increa 


system,  when,  for  the  sake  of  a  mo- 
mentary popularity,  they  incurred 
so  fearful  an  ultimate  responsibili- 
ty. If  they  did  not,  they  were  igno- 
rant of  the  first  elements  of  political 
science,  or  they  were  so  warped  by 
prejudice  as  to  be  incapable  of  per- 
ceiving what  was  familiar  to  every 
tyro  in  history.  We  willingly  be- 
lieve that  the  last  was  the  case :  we 
plead  for  them  utter  ignorance  of 
the  first  effects  of  their  own  mea- 
sures, to  save.tliem  from  the  far  more 
grievous  charge  of  wilfully  deluding 
the  public  as  to  their  necessary  con- 
sequences. 

This  evil  of  an  increasing  expend- 
iture and  a  diminishing  income,  is 
what  must  be  seriously  looked  for, 
and  steadily  encountered,  if  the  pre- 
sent Reform  measure  receive  the 
sanction  of  the  legislature.  We 
earnestly  wish  to  press  this  consi- 
deration on  all  who  have  the  slight- 
est regard  for  their  country,  or  the 
least  wish  either  to  uphold  its  cre- 
dit, or  retrieve  its  fortunes.  It  is  as 
certain  as  that  a  stone  will  fall  to 
the  ground,  that  democratic  mea- 
sures will  at  once  dry  up  the 
sources  of  our  income,  and  compel 
Government  to  augment  our  mili- 
tary and  naval  establishment.  This 
double  effect  has  universally  pre- 
vailed hi  every  past  age  of  the 
world  from  revolutionary  changes, 
and  will  continue  to  do  so  to 
the  end  of  time.  Already  the  em- 
pire has  taken  fire  in  three  different 
places  from  the  effects  of  the  Reform 
agitation ;  the  finest  parts  of  Bristol 
have  been  reduced  to  ashes,  Ire- 
land has  been  shaken  to  its  centre, 
and  payment  not  only  of  tithes,  but 
rent,  is  suspended,  while  in  Jamaica 
the  delusive  hopes  held  out  by  fa- 
naticism to  the  Negroes,  coupled 
with  the  injunctions  of  Administra- 
tion, not  to  publish  the  King's  pro- 
clamation till  a  case  of  extremity 
arose,  have  given  that  island  over 
to  the  flames,  destroyed  one  hundred 
plantations,  and  lighted  a  conflagra- 
tion which  will  break  out  at  intervals 
till  it  destroys  our  whole  West  India 
islands,  and  with  them  the  market 
for  L.I  5,000,000  yearly  of  our  manu- 
factures. 

In  this  distracted  state  of  the  em- 
pire, it  is  chimerical,  it  is  vain,  to 
talk  of  a  reduction  of  expenditure. 


sed ;  measures  of  severity  must  be  re- 
sorted to ;  blood  must  be  shed  to  ex- 
tinguish the  flames  which  have  burst 
forth  during  the  transports  of  Re- 
form. When  Government  are  doing 
every  thing  most  calculated,  however 
intended,  to  promote  agitation;  when 
they  are  promoting,  flattering,  and 
rewarding  convicted  demagogues  ; 
proclaiming  their  inability  to  collect 
tithes  in  future,  and  pointing  out  to 
every  class  who  have  a  debt  to  dis- 
charge in  the  country,  the  mode  in 
which  they  may  shake  themselves 
loose  of  it,  by  combining  to  resist 
payment;  it  is  utterly  in  vain  to  ex- 
pect that  either  the  revenue  is  to 
cease  to  decline,  or  the  necessary 
expenditure  to  cease  to  augment. 

The  increased  expenditure  of  Go- 
vernment consequent  upon  agita- 
tion, misery,  and  rebellion,  is  very 
different  from  the  increased  expend- 
iture consequent  on  foreign  war, 
during  which  an  extraordinary  im- 
pulse is  frequently  given  to  every 
branch  of  industry.  It  is  one  thing 
for  Government  to  increase  taxation 
and  expenditure  when  industry,  ca- 
pital, and  expenditure  are  secure  by 
the  firm  protection  of  a  firm  and 
prudent  executive;  it  is  another  and 
a  very  different  thing  to  increase  it 
when  terror,  distrust,  and  apprehen- 
sion have  got  possession  of  every 
heart;  when  wealth  has  ceased  to 
expend  its  riches,  and  credit  to  ex- 
tend its  arms,  and  industry  to  aug- 
ment its  productions.  The  one  en- 
courages industry,  and  draws  an  in- 
creased revenue  for  Government 
from  the  augmented  wealth  and 
growing  prosperity  of  the  country ; 
the  other  feeds  upon  the  public 
suffering,  and  on  the  agitation  conse- 
quent on  universal  distress,  founds 
the  necessity  of  an  augmented  and 
interminable  expenditure.  The  in- 
creased expenditure  of  England  du- 
ring the  war,  led  to  the  most  pros- 
perous period  of  the  British  annals ; 
the  enormous  expenditure  of  revolu- 
tionary France  eat  into  the  vitals  of 
the  State,  overturned  property  of  al- 
most every  description,  and  led  una- 
voidably to  the  terrible  measures  of 
confiscating  the  church  property,  ex- 
tinguishing the  national  debt,  and 
deluging  the  country  with  govern- 
ment paper,  bearing  a  forced  circu- 
lation. 


1832.]  The  British  Finances.  605 

It  is  to  these  dreadful  revolution-     was  simply  and  exclusively  to  save 
ary  steps  that  Government  must  have     ourselves  from  being  revolutionized, 

and  conquered  by  France  amidst  the 
fumes  of  democracy  :  a  peril  which 
was  then  imminent,  and  which 


recourse,  if  by  passing  the  Reform 
Bill  we  once  plunge  irrecoverably  into 
the  stream  of  revolution.  We  ear- 
nestly entreat  attention  to  this  con- 
sideration; to  the  measures  of  finance 
which  must  follow  a  constantly  in- 
creasing expenditure,  and  a  constant- 
ly diminishing  income.  The  people 
of  England  cannot  pretend  that  they 
have  not  been  fully  warned  of  the 
consequences;  and  when  the  time 
comes  that  enormous  burdens  are 
wrung  out  of  an  impoverished  and 
wasted  land,  and  every  species  of 
property  subjected  to  revolutionary 
confiscations,  they  will  perhaps  re- 
member the  warning  voice,  which, 
when  it  was  yet  time,  portrayed  the 
fatal  consequences  of  their  actions, 
and  foretold  the  devouring  progress 
of  the  flame  which  they  had  kindled 
by  their  own  passions. 

The  history  of  the  British  finances 
is  one  of  the  most  important  subjects 
that  can  be  brought  under  considera- 
tion. Tt  has  not  been  sufficiently  en- 
larged upon  in  this  miscellany.  We 
shall  first  examine  the  state  of  the 
finances,  and  the  changes  which  they 
have  undergone  during  the  last  forty 
years,  and  then  point  out  the  system 
which  can  alone  save  us  from  the  al- 
ternative of  public  bankruptcy,  or 
permanent  difficulties. 

The  whole  public  debt  which  now 
exists,  may  be  stated  as  having  been 
contracted  since  the  revolutionary 
war  broke  out;  in  other  words,  the 
sinking  fund,  before  it  was  extin- 
guished, had  paid  off  as  much  as  the 
debt  existing  at  the  period  of  its  com- 
mencement. The  debt  in  1792  was 
L  233,000,000,  and  in  1813,  the  sink- 
ing fund  had  paid  off  L.236,000,000. 
Such  was  the  burden  entailed  upon 
this  country  by  the  French  Revolu- 
tion. 

Great  as  this  burden  is,  and  hope- 
less, without  a  total  change  of  mea- 
sures, as  is  the  prospect  of  ever  get- 
ting quit  of  it,  there  can  be  nothing 
so  erroneous  as  to  imagine  that  the 
war  should  not  have  been  underta- 


we 

are  better  abla  now  to  appreciate, 
from  being  placed  in  circumstances 
extremely  similar,  with  a  different 
system  pursued  by  Government.  The 
extreme  danger  of  this  country  being 
overthrown  by  the  contagion  of  the 
first  French  Revolution,  would  never 
have  been  appreciated  by  future 
ages,  had  the  second  revolution  not 
broken  out ;  the  wisdom  of  Mr  Pitt's 
administration  would  now  have  been 
little  understood,  had  Lord  Grey  not 
succeeded  to  the  helm. 

The  real  reproach  against  Mr  Pitt's 
administration,  and  the  one  which 
the  voice  of  history  will  pronounce 
against  it,  is  not  that  he  carried  on 
the  war  too  vigorously,  but  that  he 
did  not  carry  it  on  vigorously  enough : 
that  he  did  not  put  forth  the  resour- 
ces of  the  state  early  in  the  contest, 
when  they  might  have  been  readily 
commanded:  arid  suffered  the  ser- 
pent to  become  a  dragon,  by  failing 
to  strangle  it  in  its  cradle.  There 
can  now  be  no  doubt  that  if  this 
country  had  exerted  half  its  strength, 
in  conjunction  with  its  allies,  in  1793, 
the  revolution  might  have  been  put 
down,  the  passion  of  fear  made  to 
supplant  that  of  democracy,  and  the 
entailing  a  burden  of  L.700,000,000 
on  the  nation  prevented.  But  leaving 
this  extraneous  topic,  the  point  at 
present  for  consideration  is,  the  pro- 
gressive increase  of  the  debt  since 
1792,  the  system  which  Mr  Pitt 
adopted  for  its  liquidation,  and  the 
causes  which  have  unhappily  frus- 
trated its  effects. 

Mr  Pitt's  system,  as  all  the  world 
knows,  was  to  add  but  little  to  the 
yearly  burdens  of  the  nation,  in  order 
to  provide  for  the  expenses  of  the 
war,  but  to  contract  large  loans,  for 
the  current  interest  of  which  alone 
provision  was  made  in  the  yearly 
supplies.  That  this  system  was  car- 
ried to  too  great  a  length,  and  that, 
in  one  essential  particular  to  be  im- 
mediately noticed,  it  was  erroneous, 
is  now  generally  admitted.  But  that 


ken,  and  vigorously  persevered  in  till 
brought  to  a  successful  issue.  The 
object  of  that  war  was  not,  as  is  gene-  the  system  of  borrowing  was  una- 
rally  imagined,  to  force  an  obnoxious  voidable  must  be  obvious,  if  the  tern- 
dynasty  upon  France,  or  extinguish  per  of  men's  minds  on  the  imposi- 
freedom  in  that  country.  Its  object  tion  of  taxes,  and  the  popular  com- 


606 


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[April, 


position  of  the  House  of  Commons, 
is  taken  into  consideration.  Suffi- 
cient complaint  was  made  at  the  time 
on  account  of  the  imposition  of  taxes 
to  pay  the  interest  of  the  debt ;  had 
there  been  taxes  laid  on  to  cover  the 
principal,  the  clamour  would  have 
been  irresistible.  It  is  by  slow  de- 
grees, and  insensible  gradations,  that 
a  nation  is  brought  to  bear  a  heavy 
load  of  taxation ;  however  great  the 
advantage  may  ultimately  be  of  ma- 
king the  supplies  of  the  year  equal 
its  expenses,  this  can  seldom  be  at- 
tained in  the  outset  of  a  contest. 
Had  Mr  Pitt  proposed  in  1 793  or  1 794, 
that  instead  of  a  loan  of  L.  1 8,000,000, 
taxes  to  the  amount  of  L.I 8,000,000 
should  be  imposed,  he  would  at  once 
have  been  defeated.  The  clear  and 
bitter  sense  which  we  now  entertain 
of  the  ruinous  effects  which  loans 
ultimately  produce,  is  no  proof  that 
that  great  statesman  was  to  blame  in 
the  revolutionary  war  in  contracting 
them:  but  only  that  in  a  Govern- 
ment so  much  subjected  as  this  is  to 
the  popular  voice,  what  is  wrong 
must  often  be  done,  not  because  its 
consequences  are  not  perceived,  but 
because  the  people  will  not  bear  the 
present  inconvenience  of  doingright. 
Let  us  take  care  that  we  are  not  now 
falling  into  the  same  mistake,  and, 
in  obedience  to  the  popular  cry, 
engaging  in  measures  far  more  fatal 
to  the  nation  than  all  the  debt  con- 
tracted during  the  revolutionary  war. 
The  real  financial  error  of  Mr 
Pitt  consisted  in  his  borrowing  so 
large  a  portion  of  the  loans  in  the 
three  per  cents,  when,  by  giving  a 
somewhat  higher  rate  of  interest,  he 
might  have  got  the  same  sums  in  the 
five  per  cents.  To  understand  the 
serious  consequences  of  this  short- 
sighted policy,  it  is  only  necessary  to 
recollect,  that,  when  loans  were  con- 
tracted in  the  three  per  cents,  the 
nation  gave  a  bond  for  L.100  for 
every  L.60  received ;  whereas  when 
they  were  contracted  in  the  five  per 
cents  they  only  gave  a  bond  for  L.  100 
for  each  L.100  truly  paid  into  Ex- 
chequer. Now  there  has  been  bor- 
rowed L.600,000,000  of  stock  in  the 
three  per  cents,  and  of  course  in 
every  L.100  of  this  large  sum  there 
is  L.40  which  the  nation  must  pay 
by  the  terms  of  the  loan,  though  it 
never  received  it.  In  other  words, 
L.240,000,000  of  the  debt  must  be 


paid,  more  than  the  nation  has  re- 
ceived from  the  public  creditors. 

It  is  evident  that  this  was  a  capital 
error  in  finance  ;  and  it  is  one  for 
which  the  same  excuse  cannot  be 
urged  as  for  the  loan  system  in  gene- 
ral, because,  by  a  small  addition  to 
the  annual  interest,  this  ruinous  ad- 
dition to  the  amount  of  the  debt 
which  ultimately  required  to  be  paid 
might  have  been  avoided.  No  less 
than  L.I 56,000,000  was  at  different 
periods  during  the  war  borrowed  in 
the  five  per  cents ;  in  other  words, 
by  giving  a  bond  only  for  the  sum 
really  paid  into  the  Treasury :  and 
though  the  difference  of  interest  was 
sometimes  as  much  as  one-half  or 
two-thirds  per  cent,  yet  it  is  evident 
that  this  addition  to  the  annual  bur- 
den was  nothing  compared  to  the 
advantage  of  avoiding  the  saddling 
the  nation  with  a  large  sum  in  name 
of  principal,  which  it  never  received. 
This  must  appear  perfectly  obvious 
when  it  is  recollected,  that  on  the 
return  of  peace  the  state  always,  and 
as  a  matter  of  course,  acquires  the 
power  of  lowering  the  interest  on  its 
debts  to  the  current  rate,  by  threat- 
ening to  pay  off  the  principal:  an 
operation  which  has  been  so  suc- 
cessfully applied  by  recent  adminis- 
trations to  the  five  and  four  per 
cents.  But  it  must  always  be  im- 
possible to  lower  the  interest  on  the 
three  per  cents,  because  by  the  con- 
ception of  the  bond  they  cannot  be 
paid  off  but  at  L.100  for  each  L.60 
paid;  and  therefore,  till  they  rise 
above  L.100— in  other  words,  till 
money  is  permanently  below  L.3  per 
cent,  it  never  can  be  for  the  interest 
of  Government  to  pay  them  off;  ac- 
cordingly, while  the  five  and  the  four 
per  cents  have  been  successively 
subjected  to  this  operation  of  lower- 
ing the  interest,  nothing  of  the  kind 
has  been  attempted  with  the  large 
sum  in  the  three  per  cents.  By  low- 
ering the  interest  on  the  five  per 
cents  in  1824  to  four,  and  in  1829  to 
three  and  a  half  per  cent,  no  less 
than  L.2,400,000  a-year  has  been 
saved  to  the  nation  upon  that  stock 
alone,  though  it  consists  only  of 
L.I 5 7,000,000  :  had  the  L.360,000,000 
which  was  actually  paid  by  the  pub- 
lic creditors  for  the  six  hundred  mil- 
lion stock  in  the  three  per  cents  been 
subjected  to  the  same  operation, 
which  it  might  have  been,  if  it  had 


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in  the  same  form,     subject  of  universal  'complaint,  be- 


1832.] 

been  borrowed 

the  saving  effected  to  the  nation  from 
this  expedient  alone,  without  the 
slightest  injustice  to  the  public  cre- 
ditor, would  have  been  L.5,500,000 
a-year. 

But  while  the  impolicy  of  Mr  Pitt's 
financial  policy  in  this  particular  is 
fully  admitted,  the  fault  was  redeem- 
ed by  two  great  excellencies  which 
distinguish  his  from  other  measures 
of  taxation,  and  demonstrate  the  pro- 
found reflection  and  extensive  fore- 
sight of  his  great  mind,  viz.  the  sys- 
tem of  indirect  taxes  and  the  sinking 
fund. 

All  Mr  Pitt's  taxes,  down  to  a  very 
late  period,  were  laid  on  commodi- 
ties chiefly  articles  of  luxury;  and 
but  a  small  portion,  \iz.the  assessed 
taxes,  on  individuals  directly.  Short- 
ly before  his  death  in  1805,  an  in- 
come-tax of  six  per  cent  was  im- 
posed, which  Earl  Grey's  adminis- 
tration raised  in  1807  to  ten  per  cent; 
but  this  was  a  last  resource,  foreign 
to  the  policy  of  his  general  adminis- 
tration, and  rested  by  him  on  the 
ground  only  of  overbearing  neces- 
sity. Nothing,  it  is  true,  can  be  more 
impolitic  in  theory  than  taxes  on  con- 
sumption, because  the  expense  of 
collection  is  greater  in  that  form 
than  when  it  is  extracted  directly 
from  the  people's  pockets.  But  all 
this  notwithstanding,  experience  has 
now  abundantly  proved,  that  indi- 
rect taxes  are  incomparably  the  best. 
The  reason  is,  that  they  are  not  felt 
as  burdensome,  and  being  laid  on  ar- 
ticles of  luxury,  they  are  not  paid, 
except  by  those  who,  by  buying  the 
article,  have  afforded  evidence  that 
they  are  above  the  pangs  of  actual 
want.  These  considerations  are  de- 
cisive on  the  subject.  Mankind  are 
not  a  mere  machine,  upon  whom,  as 
on  lifeless  matter,  experiments  in 
taxation  are  to  be  trjed ;  they  are,  on 
the  contrary,  sensitive  beings,  who 
feel  most  acutely  taxes  of  a  certain 
description,  and  are  almost  totally 
indifferent  to  those  of  another.  Every 
body  must  be  sensible  of  this  from 
their  own  observation  or  experience. 
What  are  the.taxea  which  are  now 
felt  as  burdensome,  and  against 
which  the  public  clamour  is  always 
the  most  general  ?  Is  it  the  tax  on 
sugar,  or  tea,  or  spirits,  or  malt  ?  No, 
it  is  the  assessed  taxes,  the  poor- 
rates,  and  the  tithe,  which  form  the 


cause  these  are  the  burdens  which 
are  directly  drawn  from  the  pockets 
of  the  people  by  the  tax-gatherer, 
the  church-wardens,  and  the  clergy. 
When  the  war  was  over,  England 
rose  like  one  man  against  the  income- 
tax;  but  the  excise  and  customs, 
though  producing  twice  as  much, 
excited  hardly  any  attention.  So  true 
it  is,  that  it  is  not  the  absolute 
amount  of  what  is  levied  from  a  na- 
tion, but  the  mode  in  which  the  col- 
lection takes  place,  which  consti- 
tutes the  real  grievance;  and  that 
one  million  drawn  directly  from  the 
pockets  of  the  people,  is  frequently 
ielt  as  a  greater  grievance  than  ten 
obtained  by  a  more  circuitous  and 
less  oppressive  method. 

When  a  tax  is  laid  on  articles  of 
consumption,  the  price  of  the  taxed 
articles  certainly  rises,  but  the  ex- 
tent to  which  the  rise  affects  any  in- 
dividual or  family  in  the  country,  is 
so  extremely  small  as  not  to  consti- 
tute any  serious  grievance;  or  if  it 
is  more  considerable,  it  can  be  met, 
and  compensated  by  increased  eco- 
nomy. For  example,  if  by  the  impo- 
sition of  a  tax  the  price  of  tea  is  rai- 
sed from  5s.  to  7s.  6d.  a-pound, 
there  is  some  grumbling  at  first 
about  the  rise  of  prices ;  but  it  does 
not  make  the  difference  of  above  ten 
or  fifteen  shillings  in  the  expendi- 
ture of  any  individual  in  the  king- 
dom in  a  year;  and  even  this  rise 
can  be  compensated  by  husbanding 
the  article,  or  substituting  something 
else  in  its  room.  After  a  year  or  two 
the  tax  is  forgotten  in  the  price  of  the 
article,  and  a  great  revenue  flows  in 
to  Government,  without  those  from 
whom  it  is  drawn  being  conscious 
that  they  are  paying  a  tax  when  they 
purchase  the  article.  But  it  is  other- 
wise with  a  direct  tax,  like  that  on 
income,  windows,  or  houses,  which 
is  not  voluntarily  incurred,  which  is 
not  disguised  under  any  other  form, 
but  recurs  annually  in  the  painful 
and  vexatious  form  of  a  large  de- 
mand from  the  collector.  Nobody 
is  distrained  for  the  tax  on  wine,  su- 
gar, or  tea;  but  they  are  quietly 
levied  by  wholesale  at  the  harbours, 
and  drawn  by  little  and  little  from 
the  consumers  when  they  use  the 
articles ;  but  every  day  exhibits  in- 
stances of  families  ruined,  their  fur- 
niture sold,  and  their  children  turned 


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into  the  streets,  under  Exchequer 
warrants,  for  the  house-tax.  In  pay- 
ing the  tax  on  articles  of  consump- 
tion, you  have  at  least  the  satisfaction 
of  getting  something  for  your  money, 
and  the  burden  is  forgotten  in  the 
comfort  or  enjoyment  of  the  article 
burdened;  in  paying  a  direct  tax, 
you  get  nothing  but  a  miserable  re- 
ceipt, which  is  never  looked  at,  with- 
out recalling  the  recollection  of  the 
vexation  which  the  payment  it  vou- 
ches had  occasioned.  So  strongly  do 
these  principles  operate  in  practice, 
that  it  may  safely  be  affirmed,  that 
the  indirect  taxes  never  have  been 
felt  as  burdensome  by  the  nation  at 
all;  and  when  the  weight  of  taxation 
is  complained  of,  what  suggests  the 
idea  is  the  assessed  or  income-tax, 
or  some  of  the  other  impositions 
which  go  directly  from  the  subjects 
into  the  hands  of  the  tax-gatherer. 

The  second  great  merit  of  Mr  Pitt's 
system  of  finance  was  the  establish- 
ment and  steady  adherence  to  the 
sinking  fund;  an  institution  of  the 
most  admirable  wisdom ;  whose  im- 
portance has  been  lost  sight  of  du- 
ring the  financial  theories  of  later 
times ;  and  to  the  unnecessary  and 
impolitic  abandonment  of  which,  al- 
most all  our  present  embarrassments 
are  to  be  ascribed. 

Mr  Pitt  had  not  the  merit  of  in- 
venting the  sinking  fund,  but  he  had 
the  great  merit  of  engrafting  it  as  an 
integral  part  on  our  finance  system, 
and  steadily  adhering  to  it  through 
difficulties  which  would  have  shaken 
a  man  of  less  foresight  and  resolu- 
tion. It  has  been  usual  of  late  years 
to  talk  of  this  admirable  system  as  a 
mere  juggle;  a  sort  of  pious  fraud 
practised  on  the  understandings  of 
men  during  a  moment  of  peril,  but 
which  cannot  bear  the  light  of  rea- 
son, or  the  increasing  intelligence  of 
the  age.  A  few  observations  on  the 
nature  of  this  system  of  redemption, 
and  the  objections  urged  against  it, 
will  at  once  demonstrate  the  erro- 
neous nature  of  all  these  objections. 

The  principle  of  the  sinking  fund 
was  this — that  whenever  a  loan  was 
contracted,  taxes  should  be  laid  on 
to  a  somewhat  greater  amount  than 
was  required  to  cover  its  interest,  or 
such  a  surplus  should  be  provided 
from  some  other  source,  and  the 
yearly  produce  of  this  fund  applied 
to  the  purchase  of  stock,  the  interest 


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of  which  was  to  be  drawn  by  the 
commissioners,  and  laid  out  in  pur- 
chasing more  stock,  the  interest  of 
which  was  in  like  manner  to  be  ap- 
plied in  making  still  greater  inroads 
upon  the  principal  sum.  It  is  easy 
to  see  that  this  forms  a  fund,  con- 
stantly accumulating  for  the  reduc- 
tion of  the  principal  of  the  debt,  and 
that  within  a  given  period  the  largest 
national  debt  must  be  extinguished 
by  a  small  annual  payment  steadily 
and  religiously  applied  to  that  ob- 
ject. To  understand  this,  suppose 
'L.20,000,000  borrowed,  the  interestof 
which  isL.1,000,000  yearly;  and  that, 
instead  of  providing  for  this  annual 
payment  only,  provision  is  made  for 
L.I, 200,000  yearly,  leaving  a  surplus 
of  L.200,000  to  form  a  sinking  fund 
for  the  reduction  of  the  capital  sum. 
The  first  year,  the  commissioners  for 
the  management  of  this  fund  buy  up 
L.200,000  worth  of  stock,  and  so  get 
the  command  of  L.10,000  a-year  of 
the  dividends  paid  on  it.  Next  year 
they  buy  up,  not  L.200,000  a-year, 
but  L.2 10,000,  applying  the  L.10,000 
drawn  on  the  stock  already  purcha- 
sed in  this  way.  The  third  year  they 
buy  L.220,500,  the  additional  L.500 
being  gained  on  the  L.10,000  bought 
with  the  interest  of  the  first  year's 
purchased  stock.  Thus  the  increase 
goes  on  in  a  well-known  progression, 
which  doubles  the  sum  annually  ex- 
tinguished at  the  end  of  fourteen, 
and  quadruples  it  at  the  end  of  twen- 
ty-eight years ;  in  other  words,  it  is 
a  fund  accumulating  at  compound 
interest  of  five  per  cent,  and  eating 
into  the  heart  of  the  original  debt. 
To  exemplify  this,  take  the  results 
of  this  system  with  the  debt  suppo- 
sed for  a  few  years  : 


First  year's  surplus 
Second, 
Third,     . 
Fourth, 
Fifth,       . 
Sixth, 
Seventh, 
Eighth, 
Ninth,      . 
Tenth,     . 

,    L.200,000 
210,000 
220,500 
231,250 
242,502 
253,078 
265,654 
278,286 
292,114 
306,661 

Total  in  10  years,    L.2,499,105 

The  immense  rate  at  which  this 
fund  accumulates  must  be  obvious 
to  every  observer  j  and  it  is  to  be 


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observed  that  it  accumulates  without 
imposing  one  farthing  additional  bur- 
den on  the  country,  by  the  mere  force 
of  an  annual  fund  steadily  applied, 
with  all  its  fruits,  year  after  year,  to 
the  reduction  of  the  principal  debt. 
All  the  loans  contracted  during 
the  war  had  a  certain  portion  of  the 
taxes  destined  to  meet  their  interest, 
set  apart  for  a  sinking  fund  for  the 
extinction  of  the  principal  sum ;  and 
this  fund,  with  its  immense  and  grow- 
ing accumulations,  was  religiously 
devoted  to  the  absorption  of  debt 
until  the  year  1813.  At  that  period 
the  sinking  fund  amounted  in  round 
numbers  to  about  L.15,000,000  a- 


year ;  *  and  if  it  had  been  preserved 
untouchedyihe  reduction  of  debt  in  the 
next  eighteen  years  it  would  have  ef- 
fected would  have  been  as  follows  : 


1813,   .  L 

.15,000,000 

1814, 

15,750,000 

1815,   . 

16,537,500 

1B9V  1816, 

17,363,870 

1817,   . 

18,231,973 

1818,   . 

19,143,566 

1819,   . 

20,100,774 

1820,   . 

21,005,033 

1821,   . 

22,055,284 

1822,   . 

23,157,048 

1823,   . 

24,315,572 

1824,   . 

25,530,240 

1825,   . 

26,839,360 

1826,   . 

28,181,423 

1827,   . 

29,590,464 

1  828, 

31,579,590 

1829,   . 

33,158,577 

bnuiJ830,   . 

• 

34,816,505 

Total  in  18  years,  L.422,356,779 

It  thus  appeal's,  that  if  the  sinking 
fund  had  been  let  alone,  it  would, 
since  the  year  1813,  have  paid  off 
above  four  hundred  millions  ;  and 
even  after  deducting  the  immense 
loans  of  1814  and  1815,  the  national 
debt  would  have  been  upwards  of 
three  hundred  millions  less  than  it  is 
now.  In  the  year  1847,  supposing  no 
new  debt  contracted,  it  would  have 
been  entirely  extinguished.  .rljd-oiS 

It  is  evident,  therefore,  that  the 
sinking  fund  was  formed  on  the  most 
profound  and  just  calculations,  and 
that  there  was  no  more  of  a  fallacy 
in  it,  than  there  is  in  the  duplication 


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of  a  sum  of  money  in  fourteen  years 
at  compound  interest.  In  truth,  the 
sinking  fund  is  founded  upon  the 
simple  principle  of  turning  the  accu- 
mulation of  compound  interest  in- 
ward upon  the  capital  of  the  debt, 
instead  of  its  being  turned  outward, 
as  is  usually  the  case  upon  the  estate 
of  the  debtor.  In  the  one  case,  and 
upon  the  same  principle,  it  occasions 
as  rapid  a  diminution,  as  in  the  other 
it  does  an  augmentation  to  the  amount 
of  the  debt. 

It  happened,  however,  unfortu- 
nately, that  during  the  pressure  of 
the  revolutionary  war,  the  contrac- 
tion of  loans  to  the  enormous  amount 
of  L.30,000,000  and  L.40,000,000  an- 
nually was  indispensable  for  the  pub- 
lic service,  and  this  gave  occasion  to 
much  misrepresentation  and  error  in 
regard  to  the  sinking  fund.  Dr  Ha- 
milton published  his  celebrated  work, 
in  which  he  urged,  with  perfect  jus- 
tice, that  there  was  no  mode  in  which 
a  nation  could  become  richer,  any 
more  than  an  individual,  but  by 
bringing  its  expenditure  within  its 
income,  and  that  it  was  mere  delu- 
sion to  imagine,  that  when  we  were 
borrowing  L.30,000,000  a-year,  we 
were  in  a  prosperous  way,  because 
we  had  a  sinking  fund,  which  was 
paying  off  L.15,000,000.  The  obser- 
vation, as  he  made  it,  was  perfectly 
just;  but  unfortunately  the  Whig 
party  and  the  country  took  it  up  as 
if  it  meant  that  there  was  a  juggle  in 
the  sinking  fund  itself,  independent 
of  the  extraneous  and  simultaneous 
contraction  of  debt;  and  that  that 
provident  system  of  accumulation 
might  be  abandoned  without  any  in- 
jury to  the  public  service.  This  idea 
rapidly  gained  ground  :  the  delusion 
of  the  sinking  fund — the  juggle  of 
the  sinking  fund,  was  in  every  mouth; 
as  if  Lord  Chatham  and  Mr  Pitt  could 
ever  have  supposed  that  a  nation 
which  borrowed  annually  thirty  mil- 
lions was  in  a  prosperous  way,  be- 
cause it  paid  off  fifteen. 

What  these  great  men  contempla- 
ted, and  what  they  contemplated  with 
perfect  justice,  was  this  :  that  while 
the  war  lasted,  and  loans  were  an- 
nually contracted,  what  was  paid  off 
by  the  sinking  fund,  was  a  deduction 
from  the  annual  increase  of  the  debt, 


It  was  L.  15,500,000.    See  Col^uhoun  on  thft, Wealth  of  Great  Britain,  p.  277. 


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and  that  when  peace  came,  and  loans 
ceased,  the  whole  amount  of  what  it 
annually  paid  off  was  a  positive  dimi- 
nution of  it.  That  these  two  proposi- 
tions are  strictly  true,  is  as  certain  as 
that  two  and  two  make  four.  We 
have  now  contracted  no  loans  of  any 
moment  since  181 6;  and  had  the  sink- 
ing fund  been  left  untouched,  it  would 
have  reduced  the  debt  above  300  mil- 
lions since  that  time,  and  would  have 
been  now  diminishing  the  debt  at  the 
rate  of  L.35,000,000  a-year.  In  ten 
years  this  fund  would  have  paid  off 
above  400  millions  more ;  so  that  in 
1842,  we  should  have  had  hardly  100 
millions  left.  What  an  enormous  be- 
nefit this  would  have  been  both  to 
the  industry  and  the  power  of  Eng- 
land, is  too  obvious  to  require  eluci- 
dation. As  a  decisive  proof  of  the 
practical  working  of  the  sinking 
fund,  it  is  sufficient  to  notice  the  fact, 
that  when  it  was  broken  in  upon 
in  1813,  the  sinking  fund  had  paid 
off  L.236,80 1,000,  being  the  whole  debt 
existing  in  1 792 ;  and  L.3,000,000  of 
that  contracted  during  the  revolu- 
tionary war.* 

It  appears,  therefore,  that  there 
was  nothing  chimerical  or  illusory  in 
the  principle  of  the  sinking  fund; 
but  that  it  was  merely  an  application 
to  the  extinction  of  debt  of  the  prin- 
ciple of  accumulation,  so  well  known 
by  debtors  in  the  growth  of  their  cre- 
ditors' claims.  The  illusion  consist- 
ed merely  in  not  attending  to  the 
simultaneous  contraction  of  other 
loans,  which  of  course,  while  that 
system  went  on,  extinguished  or  neu- 
tralized the  operation  of  the  redeem- 
ing establishment.  But  the  moment 
the  contraction  of  loans  ceased,  the 
beneficial  effect  of  the  sinking  fund 
appeared  in  clear  and  prominent  co- 
lours ;  and  if  the  system  had  been  al- 
lowed to  go  on,  it  would  by  this  time 
have  put  our  finances  in  a  compara- 
tively flourishing  condition. 

The  first  blow  struck  at  the  admi- 
rable system  of  the  sinking  fund,  was 
towards  the  end  of  the  war,  when, 
tempted  by  the  magnitude  of  the  sum 
which  then  lay,  as  it  were,  within 
their  grasp,  and  pressed  by  the  dif- 
ficulty of  providing  for  the  interest  of 
the  enormous  loans  of  L,64,000,000, 
which  were  annually  contracted  for 


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in  its  last  years,  Mr  Vansittart brought 
a  series  of  expedients,  which,  under 
the  specious  guise  of  equalizing  bur- 
dens, and  imposing  no  new  taxes  for 
four  years,  in  effect  soon  reduced  the 
sinking  fund  from  15  millions  and  a 
half  to  nine  millions,  and  at  last  three 
millions.  Subsequently,  different  ad- 
ministrations have  still  farther  dimi- 
nished it.  In  1820,  Parliament  so- 
lemnly adopted  the  resolution,  that 
the  sinking  fund  should  be  main- 
tained at  least  at  L.5,000,000;  but 
notwithstanding  this,  it  was  gradually 
curtailed,tillatlength,  when  the  Duke 
of  Wellington  resigned,  it  amounted 
to  a  clear  sum  of  L.2,900,000.  The 
present  administration  have  so  re- 
duced the  income  by  imprudent  re- 
mission of  taxes  and  Reform  agita- 
tion, that  there  is  not  only  no  surplus 
available  to  the  reduction  of  the  debt, 
but  a  deficiency  of  L.698,000;  and 
for  the  first  time  since  the  time  of 
William  III.,  a  notification  has  ap- 
peared from  the  Commissioners  for 
reduction  of  the  debt,  that  they  have 
no  fund  to  make  any  farther  pur- 
chases. 

The  sinking  fund,  therefore,  is  now 
extinguished;  the  means  of  paying 
off  the  debt  are  gone,  and  the  nation 
is  content  to  sit  down  with  an  an- 
nual charge  of  L.28,000,000  for  its 
interest. 

Such  a  system  is  as  shortsighted 
as  it  is  disgraceful  to  the  national 
character.  Had  the  sinking  fund 
been  kept  up,  the  debt  would  have 
been  all  extinguished  in  1850;  as 
matters  now  stand,  we  must  pay  the 
whole  principal  of  the  debt  every  20 
years,  in  the  form  of  interest  to  the 
public  creditor.  In  other  words,  by 
merely  sustaining  taxation  by  no 
means  burdensome,  as  we  shall  im- 
mediately shew,  from  1813  to  1850, 
we  would  have  left  the  nation  en- 
tirely free  I  Whereas,  by  not  doing 
this,  we  compel  our  posterity  either 
to  break  faith  with  the  public  cre- 
ditor, or  to  pay  off  the  whole  debt 
Jive  times  over  every  century  for  ever! 

Having  got  a  sinking  fund  of 
L.I 5,500,000  in  1813,  all  that  was  re- 
quired was  to  keep  that  sum  invio- 
late, and  contract  no  new  loans,  ex- 
cept under  the  pressure  of  overbear- 
ing necessity.  In  that  case,  the  ex- 


*  Colquhoun,  p. 


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tinction  of  the  debt  in  1850  would  rity,  let  us  attend  to  the  taxes  which 

have  been  certain.      Now,  without  have  been  taken  off  since  the  war  on 

taking  into  account  the  income  tax,  objects  of  consumption,  and  from  the 

which  it  was  impossible  to  keep  on  removal  of  which  the  nation  has  de- 

from  its  excessive  and  unequal  seve-  rived  little  or  no  benefit. 

The  following  is  the  statement  of  the  taxes  which  have  been  repealed 
since  the  peace,  with  the  years  of  their  being  taken  off.* 

1816.  Property  Tax,  War  Malt,  War  Customs,  .        .        L.  18,288,000 

1817.  English  Assessed  Taxes, 280,000 

1818.  Irish  Assessed  Taxes, 236,000 

1821.  Agricultural  Horse,            480,000 

1822.  Annual  Malt,  Hides,  Tonnage, 3,355,000 

1823.  Assessed  Taxes  (half),  Spirits,  Customs,         .         .        .  3,200,000 

1824.  Rum,  Coals,  Stamps,  Wool,  Silk,               ....  1,727,000 

1825.  Salt,  Hemp,  Coffee,  Wine,  British  Spirits,         .        .        .  3,146,000 

1829.  Beer,  &c. 3,500,000 

1831.  Coals,  Calicoes,  Candles, 1,600,000 

Total  repealed  since  the  peace,     .        .         L.35,8 12,000 
Of  these  were  direct  taxes,  .        .  18,177,000 

Repealed  of  indirect  taxes,  .        .  17,635,000 

It  thus  appears  that  even  after  de-  kept  up  the  sinking  fund  at  its  pro- 
ducting  the  whole  direct  taxes  re-  per  amount  of  L.  15,000,000.  To 
pealed,  which,  as  a  proper  and  ne-  have  done  this,  it  would  not,  it  must 
cessary  boon  to  the  nation,  may  be  be  recollected,  have  been  necessary 
admitted  to  have  been  rightly  relin-  to  have  set  aside  L.  15,000,000  annu- 
quished,  there  has  been,  since  the  ally  of  the  taxes  to  the  discharge  of 
battle  of  Waterloo,  seventeen  millions  the  debt,  but  only  not  to  have  inter- 
andahalfof  indirect  taxes  repealed,  feredwiih  the  sinking  fund  of  that 
It  is  true,  no  doubt,  that  the  addition  amount  which  the  wisdom  of  pre- 
that  would  have  been  made  to  the  ceding  administrations  had  in  1813 
sum  total  of  the  revenue,  if  these  provided  for  its  liquidation, 
taxes  had  been  kept  on,  is  not  to  be  Had  these  taxes,  so  improvidently 
measured  by  the  mere  amount  taken  and  needlessly  repealed,  really  press- 
off,  because  by  the  repeals  of  many  ed  in  any  serious  degree  on  the  poor, 
of  these  taxes,  the  produce  of  other  it  may  be  admitted  that  the  removal 
branches  of  the  revenue  was  increa-  of  some  of  them  was  unavoidable. 
sed,f  but  still  there  can  be  no  doubt  But  this  really  was  not  the  case.  It 
that  enough  would  have  remained  of  may  be  doubted  whether  the  poor 
the  taxes  already  kept  on  to  have  have  gained  any  thing  by  their  remis- 


*  Chancellor  of  Exchequer's  Speech,  13th  March,  1826. 

f  A  striking  instance  of  this  occurred  upon  the  repeal  of  the  duties  on  British  spi- 
rits in  1825.  The  produce  of  the  tax  was  as  great  after  the  reduction  as  before  it,  though 
that  reduction  was  not  less  than  from  5s.  6d.  to  2s.  the  gallon.  So  prodigious  was 
the  increase  of  the  consumption  of  that  poisonous  article,  that  the  average  of  the  three 
years  preceding  and  following  the  repeal  stood  thus.* 

1820.  ) 

1821.  [  average , 11,974,000  gallons, 

1822.  3 

1825.  } 

1826.  C  average ,„ 23,540,000  gallons. 

1827.  3 

Year  1828 24,346,000  gallons. 

It  is  not  surprising  after  this  that  crime  has  so  immensely  increased  during  the  same 
period  in  every  part  of  the  empire. 

*  Parliamentary  Papere* 


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[April, 


si  on.  What  they  have  gained  in  the 
cheapness  of  some  of  the  comforts  of 
life,  has  been  more  than  compensa- 
ted by  the  simultaneous  decline  in 
the  wages  of  labour.  General  misery 
has  been  experienced  by  the  la- 
bouring classes  during  the  time  that 
these  taxes  have  been  taken  off,  while 
universal  prosperity  signalized  the 
period  when  they  were  kept  on. 
There  is  a  connexion  between  these 
two  things ;  they  do  not  merely  stand 
in  juxtaposition.  The  repeal  of  taxes 
compels  Government  to  contract  its 
expenditure ;  and  when  the  great 
paymaster  of  the*  nation  draws  in  its 
encouragement  to  industry,  the  poor 
are  necessarily  the  firist  and  greatest 
sufferers.  Expenditure  may  be  car- 
ried greatly  too  far,  as  it  was  during 
the  war ;  but  it  niay  also  be  contract- 
ed a  great  deal  too  much,  as  it  has 
been  since  the  peace." 

But  supposing  the  people  have 
gained  something  by  the  repeal  of  so 
many  taxes  on  consumption  since  the 
peace,  is  that  transient  advantage  to 
be  at  all  compared  to  the  enormous 
evil  of  having  thereby  lost  the  sinking 
fund;  in  other  words,  incurred  the 
burden  of  paying  the  whole  debt 
once  every  twenty  years,  in  the  form  of 
interest,  for  ever?  This,  it  is  to  be  re- 
collected, is  the  other  alternative; 
this  evil  we  have  fixed  on  ourselves 
and  our  children/or  ever,  in  order  to 
experience  the  doubtful  and  incon- 
siderable relief  of  these  indirect  taxes 
during  the  last  sixteen  years. 

The  present  disastrous  state  of  the 
finances  is  directly  to  be  ascribed  to 
the  great  and  increasing  influence  of 
the  popular  voice  on  the  legislature, 
and  the  necessity  under  which  every 
succeeding  administration  has  been 
laid  of  making  the  sacrifice  of  some 
tax  at  the  shrine  of  popularity.  It 
may  be  doubted  whether  any  Minis- 
try which  went  on  the  principle  of 
keeping  up  the  burdens  on  consump- 
tion to  maintain  the  sinking  fund, 
could  have  maintained  their  places 
for  six  months.  So  improvident  and 
inconsiderate  are  great  bodies  of 
men !  Still,  Government  have  been 
much  to  blame  for  not  stating  the 
thing  in  this  clear  and  lucid  manner 
to  the  nation,  and  putting  it  fairly  to 
the  people,  whether  they  would  fore- 
g-o  the  immense  advantage  of  having 
the  debt  extinguished  in  1845,  and 
the  funds  kept  up  nearly  at  par  in 


the  intervening  period,  merely  for 
the  elusory  boon  of  reducing  taxes, 
which  in  the  end  had  little  other  ef- 
fect than  that  of  consigning  the  whole 
amount  repealed  into  the  pockets  of 
manufacturers  and  retail  dealers  ?  If 
it  be  said  that  the  people  would  have 
insisted,  as  we  much  fear  theyjw  ould, 
on  the  repeal  of  the  taxes,  come  of 
the  debt  what  may,  then  wehave  on- 
ly to  reply,  that  England  has  been 
sacrificed  by  the  popular  part  of  its 
constitution;  and  driven  down  the 
gulf  of  perdition,  not  because  it  did 
not  possess  the  means  of  salvation, 
but  because  its  inhabitants  were  too 
improvident,  and  too  much  governed 
by  the  elusory  advantages  of  the 
moment,  to  possess  the  firmness  to 
maintain  them. 

Farther,  these  indirect  taxes  were 
far  from  burdensome,  and  their  re- 
mission has  proved  hardly  any  re- 
lief to  the  nation.  They  were  so 
blended  with  the  price  of  commodi- 
ties ;  their  weight  was  so  much  coun- 
teracted by  the  effect  of  machinery, 
and  the  fall  in  prices,  in  consequence 
of  the  cessation  of  the  war  expendi- 
ture, that  if  they  had  been  kept  on, 
the  burden  would  hardly  have  been 
perceptible.  The  only  consequence 
of  their  removal  has  been  to  extend 
to  a  slight  degree  the  consumption  of 
the  articles  relieved;  an  increase 
which  would  probably  have  taken 
place  to  an  equal  extent  by  an  indi- 
rect but  most  powerful  effect  of  the 
sinking  fund,  had  it  been  retained  in 
operation. 

For  the  steady  application  of  so 
large  a  sum  as  fifteen,  twenty,  and 
twenty-five  millions  a-year,  to  the 
purchase  of  stock,  would  have  had 
a  most  powerful  effect  in  keeping  up 
the  price  of  the  public  funds.  If  it 
be  only  recollected  that  the  sinking 
fund  from  1813  to*1831  would  have 
purchased  up  above  four  hundred 
millions  of  stock,  and  diminished  the 
debt  above  three,  notwithstanding 
the  great  loans  of  1814  and  1815,  it 
is  evident  that  the  effect  of  this  great 
withdrawal  of  stock  from  the  mar- 
ket by  the  government  commission- 
ers every  year,  must  have  been  to  en- 
hance to  a  very  great  degree  indeed 
the  price  of  what  remained.  We  do 
not  think  we  exaggerate  the  matter 
when  we  say,  that  from  1818  down- 
wards, the  three  per  cents  under 
such  $  system  would  have  been  al- 


1832.}  The  British 

most  constantly  at  par.  Now,  when 
it  is  recollected  what  a  powerful  in- 
fluence the  state  of  the  funds  has  on 
the  general  industry  and  prosperity 
of  the  country,  and  how  immensely 
every  branch  of  occupation  is  invi- 
gorated and  encouraged  by  such  a 
state  of  the  money  market,  as  indu- 
ces a  large  portion  of  the  savings  of 
the  nation  to  turn  aside  from  the 
public  funds  into  channels  more  im- 
mediately affecting  the  demand  for 
labour,  there  seems  little  doubt  that 
the  relief  to  the  country  from  this 
cause  would  have  been  much  greater 
than  that  which  attended  a  reduction 
on  the  duties  on  articles  of  consump- 
tion. What  has  uniformly  been  com- 
plained of  for  the  last  ten  years,  has 
been,  not  that  prices  were  dear,  but 
that  they  were  ruinously  cheap,  and 
that  employment  could  not  be  found 
for  the  poor :  a  striking  proof  how 
little  the  remission  of  taxation  which 
affects  the  price  of  articles  only  is 
really  beneficial,  and  what  important 
consequences  might  have  been  an- 
ticipated from  those  measures  of 
finance  which,  by  sustaining  the  na- 
tional credit,  and  elevating  the  price 
of  the  funds,  must  necessarily  have 
affected  the  great  market  of  labour, 
by  increasing  the  portion  of  the  na- 
tional wealth  destined  for  its  em- 
ployment. 

Farther,  the  great  remission  in  in- 
direct taxes  which  has  taken  place 
since  1816,  has  injured  the  industry 
of  the  country  not  only  indirectly  by 
depressing  the  funds,  but  directly, 
by  diminishing  to  a  very  great  de- 
gree the  expenditure  of  Government, 
and  through  it  of  all  the  individuals 
depending  on  that  expenditure  for 
their  subsistence.  This  has  been  a 
most  serious  consideration,  and  which 
has  of  itself,  to  all  appearance,  more 
than  counterbalanced  all  the  relief 
derived  from  diminished  taxation. 
Every  body  recollects  the  vivifying 
influence  of  the  great  war  expendi- 
ture, and  how  little  the  burden  of 
taxation  was  felt  when  sixty  or  se- 
venty millions  were  spent  by  Govern- 
ment every  year  in  carrying  it  on. 
There  can  be  no  doubt  that  the 
direction  of  so  large  a  portion  of 
the  national  wealth  to  employments 
which  for  the  most  part  were  unpro- 
ductive, that  is,  did  not  reproduce 
themselves,  was  extremely  prejudi- 


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613 


cial  in  its  ultimate,  however  encou- 
raging in  its  primary  effects.  But  it 
is  equally  clear,  that  the  sudden  ces- 
sation of  more  than  half  of  the  na- 
tional expenditure  was  a  most  severe 
trial  upon  the  national  prosperity, 
and  that  the  immediate  effect  of  such 
a  contraction,  aggravated  to  a  great 
degree  the  distress  necessarily  re- 
sulting from  the  transition  from  a 
warlike  to  a  pacific  expenditure. 
There  can  be  no  doubt  that  ten  mil- 
lions a-year,  spent  by  Government, 
in  addition  to  the  expenditure  which 
they  actually  carried  on,  would  have 
gone  far  to  alleviate  the  existing  dis- 
tress which  so  many  causes  con- 
spired to  produce.  It  is  a  grievous 
mistake,  therefore,  to  imagine,  that 
every  million  taken  from  taxation  is 
so  much  relief  given  to  the  nation ; 
for  if  it  diminishes  the  price  of  com- 
modities, it  diminishes  as  much  the 
funds  destined  for  the  employment 
of  labour,  and  deludes  the  nation 
with  a  shew  of  advantage,  without 
taking  into  view  the  corresponding 
and  unavoidable  contraction  of  the 
national  industry. 

Whether  the  fifteen  millions  an- 
nually levied  through  the  indirect 
taxes,  therefore,  had  been  em- 
ployed in  maintaining  the  sinking 
fund,  or  in  direct  expenditure  by 
Government,  the  effects  must  have 
been  beneficial  to  the  nation.  This 
money  devoted  to  the  sinking  fund, 
would  have  been  as  beneficially 
employed  for  the  national  indus- 
try as  that  directly  spent  by  Go- 
vernment; because,  by  being  direct- 
ed to  the  purchase  of  stock,  it  must 
have  turned  loose  upon  the  national 
industry  all  the  money  received  for 
the  purchase ;  in  other  words,  as 
large  a  sum  as  the  stock  redeemed. 
By  curtailing  the  national  expendi- 
ture, therefore,  in  other  particulars, 
and  rigorously  protecting  the  accu- 
mulation of  the  sinking  fund,  Go- 
vernment would  have  accomplished 
at  once  the  double  object  of  relieving 
the  national  industry  and  diminish- 
ing the  national  debt;  the  first,  by  the 
price  of  the  stock  thrown  loose  uppn 
the  country,  and  necessarily  turned 
into  the  channels  of  productive  in- 
dustry, the  second, by  the  redemption 
of  that  stock  itself. 

The  complaint  that  the  nation  has 
derived  no  benefit  from  the  repeal 


614 


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of  the  indirect  taxes,  is  in  every 
mouth.  Above  six  millions  has  been 
taken  off  malt  and  beer,  since  the 
peace  of  1815,  and  yet  the  price 
of  small  beer  is  not  sensibly  dimi- 
nished. Eighteenpence  a  gallon  for 
common  small  beer,  and  two  shil- 
lings a  gallon  for  table-beer,  has 
been  the  price  for  the  last  thirty 
years.  The  brewers  admit  this ;  but 
they  assert  that  the  remission  of  the 
tax  made  no  sensible  variation  on 
the  price  at  which  they  can  produce 
that  part  of  their  produce,  because 
the  quantity  of  malt  it  requires  is  so 
small.  If  this  be  true,  what  can  be 
so  happy  a  subject  of  taxation  as  an 
article  of  general  consumption,  on 
the  cost  of  the  production  of  which 
a  tax  of  L.6,000,000  makes  no  sensi- 
ble variation  ? — The  price  of  ale  or 
strong  beer,  indeed,  has  fallen,  as 
well  as  that  of  spirits,  to  the  full 
amount  of  the  duty  remitted;  but 
surely  no  one  can  consider  a  change 
of  prices  in  these  articles,  which  has 
so  immensely  added  to  the  depravity 
and  crime  of  the  lower  orders,  as 
any  thing  else  but  a  public  cala- 
mity. 

Lord  Castlereagh  was  fully  aware 
of  the  impolicy  of  letting  down  the 
national  taxation  too  suddenly ;  and, 
in  his  manly  and  vigorous  speech  on 
the  repeal  of  the  income-tax,  in  Feb. 
1816,  fully  pointed  them  out.  His 
great  error  consisted  in  striving  to 
uphold  the  income-tax:  an  impost 
so  grievous  and  unequal  in  its  ope- 
ration, that  it  was  impossible  to  ex- 
pect that  the  nation  would  continue 
to  bear  it,  after  the  danger  of  the  war 
was  over.  For  the  income-tax,  in 
appearance  the  most  fair,  is,  in  reali- 
ty, the  most  unequal  of  all  taxes  ; 
because  it  assesses  at  an  equal  an- 
nual sum  persons  whose  real  wealth 
is  essentially  different  The  landed 
proprietor,  who  has  a  clear  income 
of  L.1000  a-year,  and  consequently 
is  worth  L.30,000;  the  fundholder, 
who  has  the  same  income  from  the 
public  securities,  and  is  only  worth 
L.20,000 ;  the  annuitant  of  25,  whose 
life  is  good,  and  whose  annuity  of 
that  value  is  worth  L.15,000;  the 
one  of  75,  whose  tenure  of  the  same 
income  is  not  worth  L.2000;  the 
professional  man,  whose  income  of 
L.1000  is  not  worth  five  years'  pur- 
chase j  the  merchant,  who  makes 


[April, 

L.1000  a-year,  but  may  lose  it  all 
next  year — are  all  taxed  at  the  same 
annual  sum.  The  extreme  injustice 
of  this  must  be  obvious  to  every  im- 
partial observer;  and  this  is  the  rea- 
son, joined  to  the  inquisitorial  na- 
ture of  the  tax,  and  its  being  directly 
drawn  from  the  people,  which  has 
always  rendered  it  so  unpopular, 
and  produced  the  unanimous  effort 
which  led  to  its  repeal  in  1816.  Had 
Government  at  that  time,  instead  of 
struggling  to  uphold  a  tax,  produc- 
tive indeed  but  odious,  endeavoured 
to  maintain  the  indirect  taxes  which 
were  injuring  no  one  in  any  consi- 
derable degree,  the  sinking  fund 
might  have  been  maintained,  and  the, 
debt  of  the  country  by  this  time  re- 
duced to  half  its  amount. 

The  constant  repeal  of  indirect 
taxes,  with  an  enormous  loss  to  the 
revenue,  and  no  sensible  benefit  to 
the  country,  which  has  gone  on  for 
the  last  fifteen  years,  is  the  result 
partly  of  the  absurd  and  theoretical 
doctrines  on  taxation,  which  the 
Whigs  have  so  incessantly  promul- 
gated, and  partly  of  the  fatal  demo- 
cratic influence,  which  during  that 
time  has  been  constantly  increasing 
in  the  country.  Every  successive 
administration  discovered  that  the 
only  way  to  gain  popularity  was  to 
make  a  shew  of  alleviating  the  na- 
tional burdens,  without  any  regard 
to  the  ruin  which  they  occasioned 
to  the  sinking  fund,  and  the  impossi- 
bility which  thence  necessarily  arose 
of  ever  extinguishing  the  national 
debt.  If  any  Minister  had  come  for- 
ward and  boldly  stated  the  necessity 
of  maintaining  all  the  indirect  taxes, 
in  order  to  preserve  inviolate  the 
sinking  fund,  he  would  have  been 
assailed  with  such  a  tempest  of 
abuse,  as  would  have  rendered  it 
extremely  doubtful  whether  he  could 
have  maintained  his  place.  These 
successive  repeals  were  so  many 
instances  of  homage  paid  to  the  ma- 
jesty of  the  people,  who,  as  usual, 
were  incapable  of  perceiving  the 
ruinous  ultimate  consequences  of  the 
very  measures  for  which  at  the  time 
they  raised  the  most  violent  outcry. 
The  Radicals  say,  that  the  whole 
burdens  of  the  country  are  owing  to 
the  boroughmongers,  and  the  taxes 
they  contracted  during  the  war.  In 
truth,  however,  they  are  all  owing  to 


1832.] 


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615 


the  vehemence  of  the  democratic 
spirit,  which  first  rendered  the  war 
unavoidable  to  preserve  our  national 
existence,  and  then  insisted  upon 
the  repeal  of  such  a  number  of  taxes, 
noways  burdensome  in  themselves, 
as  renders  its  liquidation  hopeless. 

We  are  by  no  means  insensible  to 
the  necessity  which  existed  of  doing 
something  to  relieve  the  country  af- 
ter the  dangers  of  foreign  war  were 
over.  But  the  relief  which  we  con- 
ceive should  have  been  afforded, 
consisted  not  in  repealing  the  indi- 
rect, but  taking  off  what  remained  of 
the  direct  burdens ;  in  other  words, 
in  repealing  the  assessed  taxes. 

The  great  benefit  of  this  measure 
would  have  been,  that  it  would  have 
relieved  all  classes  equally,  instead 
of,  like  the  repeal  of  most  indirect 
taxes,  immensely  benefiting  one  class, 
without  any  advantage  whatever  to 
the  community  at  large.  The  pay- 
ment, the  odious  payment,  of  mo- 
ney directly  to  the  tax-gatherer 
would  at  once  have  ceased,  and  the 
national  burdens  been  to  a  great  de- 
gree forgotten,  in  the  cessation  of 
the  annual  payments  which  brought 
them  home  to  every  individual.  This 
is  a  most  important  consideration, 
which  has  never  received  the  atten- 
tion it  deserves  from  any  administra- 
tion. We  are  convinced  that  the 
repeal  of  the  house  and  window  duty, 
would  have  given  more  general  sa- 
tisfaction than  any  measure  which 
has  been  adopted  by  Government 
since  the  extinction  of  the  income 
tax.  It  would  have  affected  equally 
the  whole  community ;  put  an  end 
to  the  most  vexatious  and  harassing 
of  all  imposts,  that  on  lodging  and 
light,  and  got  quit  of  the  most  odious 
of  all  domiciliary  visits,  those  of  the 
surveyor  and  the  collector. 

We  are  aware  of  the  sacrifice  to 
the  revenue,  which  the  repeal  of  the 
house  and  window  duty  would  have 
occasioned.  But  considering  that 
seventeen  millions  and  a  half  of  in- 
direct taxes  have  been  abandoned 
since  the  peace,  there  is  surely  no 
pretence  for  the  assertion,  that  the 
repeal  of  the  house  and  window  tax, 
which  do  not  produce  in  all  four 
millions,  was  impossible. 

There  is  no  doubt,  that  much  falla- 
cious hope  has  existed,  in  many  in- 
stances, as  to  the  repeal  of  taxes  be- 
ing compensated  by  the  rise  of  the 


revenue  in  other  quarters.  The  rea- 
son is,  that  in  general  the  price  of 
the  article  has  not  been  sensibly 
changed  by  the  remission  of  the  tax, 
and,  of  course,  no  increased  con- 
sumption could  be  looked  for  where 
no  diminution  in  the  price  had  taken 
place.  But  as  every  farthing  saved 
by  the  removal  of  the  assessed  taxes 
would  have  remained  in  the  pockets 
of  the  principal  dispensers  of  the 
national  income,  we  think  it  is  not 
going  too  far  to  assert,  that  great 
part,  perhaps  half  of  the  sum  thus 
annually  lost  to  the  revenue,  would 
have  been  made  up  from  other  quar- 
ters. If  a  gentleman  was  saved  L.30 
a-year  by  the  removal  of  the  assessed 
taxes,  he  would,  in  almost  every  case, 
have  augmented  his  expenditure  by 
that  amount ;  and  as  every  luxury  of 
life  is  taxed,  such  an  increase  in  con- 
sumption must  have  materially  af- 
fected the  revenue  in  other  depart- 
ments. It  is  otherwise  with  the  re- 
peal of  an  indirect  tax,  such  as  that 
on  malt,  leather,  or  tobacco  j  which, 
in  general,  produces  no  change  on 
the  retail  price  of  the  article,  but 
merely  enables  the  great  dealers  in 
those  commodities  to  make  enor- 
mous fortunes  at  the  national  ex- 
pense. 

The  removal  of  the  assessed  taxes 
would  have  been  attended  with  this 
other  most  important  advantage,  that, 
by  enabling  the  opulent  and  middling 
classes  to  augment  their  expenditure, 
it  would  have  given  a  great  and  equal 
encouragement  over  the  whole  coun- 
try to  the  industry  of  the  poor.  No- 
thing is  so  fallacious  as  the  idea,  that 
the  only  way  to  relieve  the  poor,  is 
to  diminish  taxation  on  the  articles 
which  they  individually  consume. 
The  true  way  to  relieve  them,  is  to 
augment  the  demand  for  labour,  by 
enabling  the  rich  to  increase  their 
expenditure.  By  far  the  greater 
part  of  the  money  remitted  in  taxa- 
tion to  the  rich,  finds  its  way  imme- 
diately to  the  pockets  of  the  poor, 
by  the  increased  demand  for  luxu- 
ries and  conveniences  which  it  occa- 
sions. What  has  uniformly  been 
complained  of  since  the  peace,  has 
been,  not  that  prices  were  high,  but 
that  labour  was  cheap.  The  re- 
peal of  the  assessed  taxes  was  emi- 
nently calculated  to  have  alleviated 
this  great  and  general  cause  of  suf- 
fering j  and,  by  diffusing  an  increased 


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demand  for  labour  over  all  the  in- 
dustrious classes,  to  have  spread  the 
benefit  more  equally  than  could  poa- 
sibly  have  been  effected  by  the  re- 
mission of  the  duty  levied  on  any 
particular  article  of  consumption. 

It  is  a  most  exasperating  circum- 
stance, when,  as  is  too  often  the  case, 
the  remission  of  a  tax  makes  no  per- 
ceptible difference  on  the  price  of 
the  article  burdened,  thereby  afford- 
ing evidence  that  the  whole  duty  is 
fructifying  in  the  pockets  of  one  class 
of  the  community.  The  repeal  of 
the  assessed  taxes  would  have  been 
unquestionably  free  from  this  enor- 
mous evil,  because  every  farthing 
lost  to  the  nation  would  have  been 
gained  to  the  individuals  composing 
it;  first,  in  the  remission  of  taxation 
to  the  individuals  burdened,  and  next, 
in  the  increased  demand  for  labour 
to  the  industrious  classes  of  the  com- 
munity. 

It  is  a  curious  question,  how  it 
has  happened  that  taxes  so  univer- 
sally burdensome  as  the  house  and 
window  duty,  and  whose  remission 
is  so  clearly  recommended  by  every 
principle  of  justice  and  policy,  should 
still  remain,  while  so  many  others 
have  been  taken  away,  to  the  great 
loss  of  the  revenue,  and  the  merely 
illusory  benefit  of  the  people.  The 
solution  of  this  extraordinary  pheno- 
menon is  to  be  found  in  the  very  cir- 
cumstance which  to  an  equitable  go- 
vernment should  most  recommend 
the  abolition,  viz.  that  it  presses  on  all 
classes  of  the  community,  and  no  one 
has  the  prospect  of  making  their  for- 
tune by  effecting  the  abolition.  This 
is  the  decisive  circumstance.  The 
real  cause  of  the  repeal  of  many  of 
the  indirect  taxes,  is  to  be  found, 
not  in  any  general  views  of  policy, 
but  the  prodigious  clamour  raised 
by  the  interested  manufacturers  and 
dealers,  who,  caught  by  the  glittering 
idea  of  getting  the  whole  tax  into 
their  own  pockets,  spared  neither 
trouble,  lungs,  pens,  nor  expense,  in 
effecting  the  abolition.  The  assessed 
taxes,  though  far  more  generally  bur- 
densome, did  not  in  an  especial  man- 
ner affect  any  one  class  of  the  com- 
munity ;  and  no  body  of  men  could 
hope  to  make  their  fortune  by  their 
removal.  Thus,  though  the  most 
vexatious  of  all,  they  remain  on,  be- 
cause no  particular  class  was  pecu- 
liarly interested  in  their  abolition, 


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and  because,  in  a  country  so  essen- 
tially democratic  as  this  has  been  for 
the  last  fifteen  years,  it  is  not  the 
most  important  interests,  but  the 
most  importunate  and  clamorous, 
which  command  attention. 

Having  arrived  now  at  the  era  of 
history,  with  reference  to  the  events 
immediately  after  the  war,  we  can 
appreciate  the  blindness  of  many  of 
the  popular  outcries  which  have 
been  most  violent  in  our  recollection. 
We  all  remember  the  clamour  which 
was  excited  against  Lord  Castle- 
reagh  for  the  celebrated  expression, 
that  the  "  People  manifested  an 
ignorant  impatience  of  taxation." 
That  the  expression  was  imprudent 
in  the  Minister  of  a  free  country, 
may  safely  be  admitted ;  but  that  it 
was  perfectly  true,  is  now  demon- 
strated beyond  the  possibility  of 
doubt.  Supposing  that,  as  a  conces- 
sion to  what  must  be  deemed  the 
reasonable  wishes  of  the  people,  the 
income-tax,  and  the  half  of  the  win- 
dow-tax, had  been  repealed,  still  had 
the  people  possessed  either  firmness 
or  foresight  enough  to  bear  the  indi- 
rect taxes  without  repining,  the  na- 
tional debt  by  this  time  would  have 
been  nearly  half  extinguished,  and 
in  a  train  of  rapid  liquidation.  Com- 
pare the  ephemeral,  doubtful,  trifling 
benefit  which  has  arisen  from  their 
repeal,  with  the  enormous  good 
which  would  have  resulted  from  this 
state  of  the  finances,  both  to  the  na- 
tion and  individuals,  and  there  can 
be  no  doubt  as  to  the  "  Ignorance  of 
the  impatience"  which  imposed  such 
a  course  of  policy  upon  Govern- 
ment. 

This  vacillation  and  weakness,  this 
perpetual  recurrence  to  temporary 
expedients,  this  living  on  shifts  and 
devices,  without  any  steady  system 
or  permanent  policy,  is  the  well- 
known  characteristic  of  democratic 
rule ;  and  in  every  age  has  distin- 
guished those  periods  in  mixed  or 
republican  governments,  when  the 
people  have  acquired  the  ascenden- 
cy, and  the  fickleness  and  impatience 
of  their  councils  swayed  the  nation- 
al determinations,  With  grief  and 
trembling  the  faithful  annalist  of 
England  must  recognise  in  almost 
all  the  measures  of  our  internal  po- 
licy since  the  peace,  these  melancho- 
ly marks  of  popular  influence  ;  and 
in  the  inability  of  the  strongest  intel- 


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lect  and  the  firmest  hand  to  steady 
the  bark,  the  growing  impetuosity 
of  the  current  by  which  we  are 
swept  along.  What  then  may  we 
expect,  now  that  an  administration 
have  succeeded  who  have  avowedly 
abandoned  the  helm,  and  suffer  the 
vessel  to  be  driven  by  the  current 
headlong  down  the  cataract  ? 

The  causes  hitherto  considered  as 
having  brought  on  the  present  disas- 
trous state  of  our  finances,  have  ari- 
sen from  causes  over  which  Govern- 
ment had  little  control,  because  they 
were  imposed  upon  them  by  the 
clamours  of  the  people.  But  in 
addition  to  this,  there  is  another 
cause  which  has  been  hardly  less 
powerful  in  producing  the  embar- 
rassment of  our  finances  than  them 
all  put  together :  this  is  the  prodi- 
gious diminution  in  the  supply  of 
the  precious  metals,  from  the  dis- 
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trary  effect.  Such  has  been  the  re- 
sult of  the  contest  upon  the  mining 
population,  that  the  inhabitants  of 
Potosi,  who  before  the  war  were 
150,000,  are  now  reduced  to  12,000.* 
The  effect  of  this  change  upon  a 
state,  burdened  with  public  and  pri- 
vate debt,  was  necessarily  disas- 
trous ;  because,  while  the  money 
debts,  both  of  the  nation  and  indivi- 
duals, remained  unchanged,  the  funds 
of  the  debtors  in  both,  necessarily 
dependant  upon  the  wages  of  labour 
and  the  price  of  commodities,  were 
constantly  declining.  It  would  have 
been  the  part,  therefore,  of  a  wise 
government  in  such  an  emergency, 
to  have  compensated  by  an  addition- 
al supply  of  paper  currency,  based 
on  a  sound  foundation,  such  as  that 
which  had  stood  the  test  of  expe- 
rience in  Scotland,  this  great  reduc- 
tion in  the  precious  metals,  and 
thereby  prevented  the  industry  of 


the  rise  of  republics  in  that  unhappy     the  country  from  receiving  that  shock 
continent,  and  the  simultaneous  con-    which  a  constant  decline  in 


traction  of  our  currency  by  the  ex- 
tinction of  small  notes. 

Prior  to  1808,  the  annual  supply 
of  the  precious  metals  from  the 
mines  over  the  world  was  about 
52,000,000  dollars.  Such  has  been 
the  effect  of  the  long  and  desolating 
wars  in  South  America,  that  this 
annual  supply  has  now  fallen  to 
28,000,000;  being  little  more  than 
one-half.  This  great  diminution 
was  simultaneous  with  a  great  in- 
crease in  the  consumption  of  the 
precious  metals  in  the  form  of  plate 
and  articles  of  luxury,  in  conse- 
quence of  the  long  continuance  of 
peace,  and  a  very  considerable  de- 
mand for  an  increasing  currency,  in 
consequence  of  the  extending  com- 
merce of  all  the  civilized  world  un- 
der its  healing  influence. 

The  effect  of  this  change,  of 
course,  was  to  lower  the  price  ot  every 
article  of  life,  in  consequence  of  the 
diminution  of  the  supply  of  the  pre- 
cious metals  tobe  exchanged  for  them. 
.  The  discovery  of  the  mines  of  Po- 
tosi, by  increasing  the  supply  of  the 
precious  metals  through  the  world, 
raised  the  money  price  of  every  ar- 
ticle of  commerce;  the  desolating 
wars  in  South  America,  by  in  a  man- 
ner closing  those  great  fountains  of 
gold  and  silver,  produced  just  a  con- 


the  value 
of  its  produce  must  necessarily  have 
occasioned,  and  the  debts,  both  pub- 
lic and  private,  from  acquiring  that 
magnitude  which  was  likely  to  ren- 
der them  insupportable. 

But  what  did  the  Government  do  ? 
Driven  on  by  the  Whigs  and  the  cla- 
mour of  the  Radical  faction  in  the 
country ;  misled  by  the  speculations 
of  the  Political  Economists,  and  the 
supposed  necessity  of  a  metallic  cur- 
rency, they  took  that  opportunity  to 
contract  to  less  than  half  its  amount 
the  paper  circulation  of  England. 
By  Mr  Peel's  celebrated  act  in  1819, 
the  bank  was  compelled  to  pay  in 
specie,  and  by  the  far  more  ruinous 
measure  in  1826,  passed  during  the 
panic  arising  from  the  commercial 
crisis  of  December  1825,  the  circu- 
lation of  small  notes  was  totally  pro- 
hibited in  England  within  two  years 
after  the  passing  of  the  act.  The 
result  of  these  measures  has  been 
the  following  prodigious  reduction 
in  the  circulating  medium  of  the 
country. 

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land  notes  in  £  30,000,000    1 9,900,000 

circulation,    j 
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And  this  was  done  at  the  very 
time  that  the  supply  of  the  metallic 
circulation  in  the  whole  world  had 
sunk  from  52,000,000  dollars  to 
28,000,000,  and  that  the  consumption 
of  gold  and  silver  from  many  causes 
had  so  much  increased  ;  andinacoun- 
try  weighed  down  with  public  and 
private  debt,  almost  entirely  depend- 
ant upon  the  price  of  the  articles  of 
industry,  and  where  millions  were  the 
holders  of  commodities  upon  which 
a  fall  in  price  was  necessarily  ruin- 
ous !  It  may  be  doubted  whether 
speculation,  miscalled  philosophy, 
ever  yet  conferred  so  disastrous  a 
gift  upon  mankind. 

The  necessary  effect  of  this  pro- 
digious diminution  in  the  circulating 
medium,  was  a  great  fall  in  the  mo- 
ney price  of  all  articles  of  com- 
merce, a  great  enhancement  in  the 
weight  of  all  money  debts,  and  a 
great  contraction  in  the  efforts  of 
commercial  enterprise.  Grain,  and 
with  it  almost  all  the  articles  of  com- 
merce, fell  to  nearly  half  their  value ; 
wages  declined,  consumption  de- 
creased; the  holders  of  commodi- 
ties found  them  constantly  getting 
cheaper  on  their  hands.  Specula- 
tion, instead  of  being  profitable,  turn- 
ed out  ruinous,  and  all  dealers  with 
slender  capital  speedily  found  them- 
selves in  the  Gazette.  Industry  was 
blighted  by  the  constant  fall  in  the 
price  of  its  produce;  and  enterprise 
cramped  by  the  experienced  impos- 
sibility of  finding  the  accommodation 
requisite  to  sustain  its  exertions. 
Thus  distrust,  gloom,  and  despond- 
ency became  universal ;  credit,  that 
most  sensitive  of  created  things,  was 
suspended,  and  successful  enter- 
prise, confined  to  the  class  who  could 
command  considerable  capital,  was 
limited  to  a  comparatively  few  hands, 
and  that  among  the  most  wealthy, 
among  the  promoters  of  commercial 
undertaking. 

The  effect  of  the  change  upon 
public  and  private  debts,  was,  if  pos- 
sible, still  more  disastrous.  By  re- 
ducing the  price  of  every  article  of 
life,  and  consequently  the  income  of 
every  person  dependant  on  produc- 
tive industry,  at  least  a  third,  it  add- 
ed by  that  amount  both  to  the  na- 
tional and  every  private  debt.  The 
debt  of  L.800,000,000  has  become  as 
burdensome  as  twelve  hundred  mil- 


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lions  ;  and  every  bond  for  L.I 000 
through  the  kingdom,  has  become  as 
heavy  as  one  of  L.I 500  would  have 
been  during  the  war.  The  univer- 
sality of  this  increase  to  burdens 
from  the  change  in  the  value  of  mo- 
ney, is  the  great  cause  of  the  des- 
perate and  almost  hopeless  state  of 
insolvency  into  which  debtors  have 
every  where  fallen  of  late  years ;  of 
the  immense  increase  of  bankrupt- 
cies in  trade;  the  growing  embar- 
rassments of  the  landed  proprietors, 
and  the  unprecedented  extent  to 
which  landed  property  has  changed 
hands. 

The  contraction  of  credit  which 
has  arisen  from  this  enormous  dimi- 
nution of  the  paper  circulation  of  the 
country,  is  one  great  cause  of  the 
extreme  distress  which  has  prevail- 
ed in  England  of  late  years.  Loans 
and  accommodation  of  every  sort,  it 
is  to  be  recollected,  are  plentiful  or 
scanty  just  in  proportion  as  paper  is 
plentifully  or  scantily  issued  from 
the  great  fountains  of  credit.  The 
moment  the  Bank  of  England  con- 
tract their  issues,  every  bank  in 
England  does  the  same;  credit  is 
suspended;  every  man  finds  his 
whole  creditors  on  his  back  at  once, 
while  he  experiences  proportional 
difficulty  in  getting  payment  of  his 
own  accounts.  In  such  a  state  of 
things,  industry  is  necessarily  palsied, 
and  expenditure  diminishes  from  the 
contraction  of  the  supplies  on  which 
it  is  dependant.  Every  man  practi- 
cally acquainted  with  business  knows 
that  this  is  precisely  the  state  in 
which  industry  has  been  in  England 
ever  since  the  suppression  of  the 
small  notes  fully  took  effect. 

From  these  considerations  we  may 
perceive  the  practical  wisdom  of  the 
vigorous  stand  which  the  Scotch 
made  against  the  destruction  of  their 
paper  currency  in  1826,  and  the  fatal 
rashness  with  which  political  specu- 
lation then  threatened  to  dry  up  all 
the  sources  of  our  national  prosperi- 
ty. By  rising  like  one  man  against 
the  ruinous  innovation  with  which 
English  theory  threatened  to  visit 
this  land,  the  blow  was  averted,  and 
what  has  been  the  consequence? 
Scotland  has  eminently  prospered 
during  the  period  when  England  has 
so  grievously  suffered,  and  till  the 
Reform  agitation  commenced,  no 


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distress  was  here  perceptible  :  while 
the  English  revenue  has  been  con- 
stantly declining,  that  of  Scotland 
has  been  constantly  increasing,  and 
is  now  L.5,1 13,000;  being  L.700,000 
more  than  that  derived  from  Ireland, 
though  it  has  at  least  four  times  the 
extent  of  arable  land,  and  more  than 
three  times  the  number  of  inhabit- 
ants. The  revenue  is  indeed  now  de- 
clining, and  distress  is  universal ;  but 
that  is  from  the  agitation  of  Reform, 
which,  like  a  destroying  angel,  is 
wasting  all  the  energies  of  this  once 
prosperous  land. 

We    never    can    be    sufficiently 
proud  of  that  great  national  stand 
which  the  Scotch  made  against  the 
suppression  of  their  small  notes  in 
Spring  1826,  and  the  defeat  of  that 
stretch  of  theoretical  tyranny  which 
prompted  the  English  Political  Eco- 
nomists, and  so  large  a  portion  of  the 
Government,  to  declare  Bellum  ad 
Internecionem  against  the  system  of 
Scotch  Banking.    Had  their  efforts 
proved  successful :  had  they  not  been 
met  and  defeated  by  a  national  feel- 
ing as  strong,  and  a  national  union 
as  complete  in  this  country  as  that 
which  defeated  Edward  II.  at  Ban- 
nockburn,  the  admirable  system  of 
Scottish  Banking,  tried  by  a  century's 
experience,  which  had  been  weighed 
in  the  balance  and  not  found  want- 
ing, would  have  been  sacrificed  at  the 
altar   of    English  innovation.     Be- 
cause   the    English   country  bank- 
notes were  on  a  bad  footing,  there- 
fore they  were  clear  to  demolish  the 
Scotch  bank-notes  which  were  on  a 
good  footing ;    and   because    bank- 
ruptcies to  an  alarming  extent  had 
followed  the  rotten  English  paper, 
therefore  sweeping  destruction  was 
to  visit  the  sound  Scottish  circula- 
tion.    It  may  be   doubted  whether 
reckless    innovation,   blind   theory, 
ever  yet  proposed  so  unnecessary 
and  perilous  a  change  in  any  coun- 
try.    And  we  tell  the  innovators  of 
.England  how  it  was  defeated  ;  not  by 
reason,  not  by  eloquence,  notby  facts, 
for  they  were  brought  in  as  great 
profusion  against  it,  as  they  have 
lately  been  against  the  Reform  bill  j 
but  by  national  exertion  and  stead- 
fast resolution.     Slowly  and  reluc- 
tantly the  English  Government  were 
brought  to  allow  Scotland  to  retain 
the  system  which  had  covered  its 
valleys  with  harvests,  and  dotted  its 


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mountains  with  flocks;  which  had 
multiplied  its  cities,  and  quadrupled 
its  riches;  which  had  studded  the 
Atlantic  with  its  ships,  and  covered 
the  world  with  its  fabrics. 

Experience  has  now  abundantly 
proved  the  admirable  wisdom  of  the 
Scotch  system  of  banking.  It  has 
stood  the  terrible  trial  of  December 
1825,  which  produced  such  wide- 
spread misery  in  the  southern  part 
of  the  island,  as  well  as  of  an  hun- 
dred years  before  that  time.  It  has 
sustained  the  fortune  of  this  part  of 
the  empire  amidst  much  subsequent 
suffering,  arising  from  extraneous 
causes ;  and  while  the  revenue  of 
England  and  Ireland  have  been  con- 
stantly declining  under  the  contrac- 
tion of  industry,  consequent  on  the 
destruction  of  so  large  a  part  of 
their  currency  and  credit,  that  of 
Scotland  has  been  constantly  increa- 
sing, under  the  fostering  influence  of 
the  banking  establishments  ; — a  me- 
morable example  of  what  can  be 
effected  against  the  combined  force 
of  philosophers,  innovators,  and  go- 
vernment, even  by  a  small  portion 
of  the  empire  when  cordially  and 
firmly  united ;  and  a  lesson  to  pre- 
sent statesmen  in  a  still  greater 
cause,  and  in  defence  of  yet  more 
important  interests,  never  to  despair 
that  the  voice  of  truth  will  at  last 
prevail,  if  sent  forth  by  united  bands, 
and  supported  by  courageous  reso- 
lution. 

This  cause,  indeed,  is  of  such  uni- 
versal and  powerful  operation,  that 
it  must  have  produced  effects  of  still 
more  wide-spread  misery  than  have 
actually  occurred,  if  it  had  not  been 
counteracted  by  other  circumstances 
of  an  opposite  tendency,  which  help- 
ed to  support  the  drooping  energies 
of  the  nation  under  so  rude  a  shock. 
The  first  of  these  was  the  vast  and 
rapid  increase  of  the  population, 
amounting  to  no  less  than  16  per 
cent  on  the  last  ten  years,  which  has 
extended  the  domestic  consumption 
of  manufactures  to  a  very  consider- 
able degree,  and  compensated  to 
many  branches  of  industry  the  failure 
of  the  national  income.  These  ad- 
ditional mouths  behoved  to  find  sub- 
sistence :  they  set  themselves  ac- 
cordingly vigorously  to  discover 
channels  of  employment ;  and  thus 
under  the  pressure  of  necessity  have 
contrived  to  bear  up  the  national 


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fortunes,  even  tinder  the  most  ad- 
verse circumstances. 

The  second  was  the  great  addition 
which  this  change  in  the  value  of 
money   made  to  the  wealth  of  all 
those  who  were  possessed  of  fixed 
money  incomes.     This  has  been  a 
most  important  consequence,    and 
furnishes  the   true  solution  to  ^the 
singular  appearances  which  society 
has  exhibited  in  the  British  empire 
for  the  last  ten  years.     The  indus- 
trious classes,  that  is  those  who  live 
by  their  labour,  or  the  sale  of  its 
produce,  have   generally  laboured 
under  difficulties,  and  experienced 
at  intervals    great    suffering.     The 
owners  of  money,  on  the  other  hand, 
the    fundholders,    the     holders    of 
bonds,  annuities,  and  all  fixed  annual 
payments,   have  found  themselves 
fully  a  third  richer  by  this  change, 
and  have  in  the   same  proportion 
augmented  their  luxuries,  their  ex- 
penditure,   and  their    enjoyments. 
The  repeal  of  the  income-tax,  and 
the  change  in  the  value  of  money, 
have  totally  changed  the  compara- 
tive situation  of  this  numerous  body. 
This  must  have  forced  itself  on  the 
observation  of  the  most  inconsider- 
ate.    Universally  we   see   that  the 
middling  ranks  in  towns,  who  are, 
generally  speaking,  the  holders  of 
stock,  bonds,  and  debts  of  every  de- 
scription, have  increased  their  com- 
forts and  enjoyments  to  an  unprece- 
dented extent  of  late  years ;  and  that 
the  vast  increase  in  the  inhabitants 
of  towns  is  mainly  to  be  ascribed  to 
their  increasing    opulence.     It  has 
existed,  in  strange  and  painful  con- 
trast to  the  extreme  Buffering  of  the 
industrious  classes,  and  of  debtors 
of  every  description  during  the  same 
period;  but  there  can  be  no  ques- 
tion that  great  as  the   suffering   of 
these  classes  has  been  during^this 
period,  it  would  have  been  incom- 
parably greater  but  for  the  great  ad- 
dition made  to  the  means  of  a  con- 
siderable portion  of  the  community 
by  the  operation  of  the  same  causes. 
This  reduction  of  the  circulating 
medium,  however,   has   told    most 
seriously  on  the  public  revenue.  The 
following  table  puts  this  beyond  a 
doubt. 

Table  oftlie  British  Revenue  from 
1818  downwards. 


1818 
1819 


54,100,000 
53,440,000 


1820  .         .  55,840,000 

1821  .         .         .  57,000,000 

1822  .         .         .  53,650,000 

1823  .         .         .  51,600,000 

1824  (Joint-stock  mania)  56,000,000 

1825  .         .         .  57,662,000 

1826  .         .         .  54,895,000 

1827  .         .         .  55,285,000 
1828(Smallnoteactbegun)57,485,000 

1829  .         .         .  55,824,000 

1830  (Beer  tax  taken  off)  54,840,000 

1831  (Reform)  46,420,000 

Thus  it  appears  that  the  revenue 
has  declined  fully  eleven  millions 
since  1821.  Much  of  this  decline  is 
no  doubt  to  be  ascribed  to  the  pro- 
gressive reduction  of  taxes  during 
that  period ;  but  much  is  also  to  be 
attributed  to  the  change  of  prices 
which  has  taken  place,  and  the  uni- 
versal fall  in  the  value  of  every  spe- 
cies of  industrious  property  since  the 
demolition  of  the  bank  paper  in  1828, 
by  the  operation  of  the  small-note 
act  passed  in  1826. 

The  question,  it  is  always  to  be  re- 
collected, is,  not  whether  the  coun- 
try banks  in  England  were  on  a  good 
footing  prior  to  the  catastrophe  of 
December  1825,  or  whether  some 
great  change  would  have  been  ex- 
pedient in  the  constitution  of  these 
establishments.  This  may  all  be, 
and  to  all  appearance  is,  perfectly 
true.  The  real  question  is,  whe- 
ther it  was  either  expedient  or  ne- 
cessary, instead  of  putting  the  banks 
on  a  solid  foundation,  to  annihi- 
late the  small  notes  altogethery  and 
reduce  the  national  paper  circulation 
from  L.60,000,000  to  L.29,000,000  ? 
When  we  consider  the  enormous 
amount  of  that  reduction,  and  the 
simultaneous  contraction  of  the  sup- 
ply of  the  precious  metals,  from  the 
distracted  state  of  the  South  Ameri- 
can colonies,  and  the  great  amount 
of  indirect  taxes  which  have  at  the 
same  time  been  remitted,  the  only 
thing  that  appears  astonishing  is,  that 
the  revenue  down  to  1830  maintain- 
ed its  amount  so  well  as  it  did.  The 
immense  reduction  in  the  last  year, 
is  clearly  owing  to  a  totally  different 
cause,  and  is  to  be  ascribed  to  the 
Reform  agitation  drying  up  the 
springs  of  industry  in  the  country. 

It  need  hardly  be  observed  that  no 
argument  can  be  drawn  from  this 
consideration  in  favour  of  that  most 
disastrous  and  infernal  of  all  the  pro- 
jects of  the  Radical  Reformers,  an 
equitable  adjustment,  as  it  is  called, 


1832.} 


The  British  Finances. 


621 


in  other  words,  a  direct  robbery,  of 
the  national  debt.  The  contract  with 
the  fundholder  contemplated  no 
change  on  the  recurrence  to  cash  pay- 
ments ;  the  bond  of  the  nation  con- 
tains no  clause  dispensing  with  full 
payment  in  the  current  coin  of  the 
realm.  The  fundholders  have  been 
better  situated  than  the  industrious 
classes  for  the  last  ten  years;  but 
have  they  forgot  how  matters  stood 
during  the  war  ?  Have  they  forgot 
the  twenty  long  years  during  which 
the  price  of  commodities  was  con- 
stantly rising,  and  the  prosperous 
state  they  were  in  during  that  period, 
while  the  fundholders  and  the  annui- 
tants were  languishing  in  want  and 
privation  ?  A  similar  change  would 
take  place  to  a  great  degree  on  the 
recurrence  of  any  considerable  war; 
and  is  the  nation,  on  the  recurrence 
of  a  long  peace,  to  break  faith  with 
those  who  supported  them  during  a 
period  of  difficulty  and  danger?  The 
first  moment  that  any  invasion  of  the 
funded  property  takes  place,  is  the 
last  not  only  of  the  faith  and  honour, 
but  the  prosperity  and  the  independ- 
ence of  England. 

It  would  appear  that  Ministers  are 
unable,  even  on  the  plainest  subject 
connected  with  finance,  to  avoid  the 
ruinous  tendency  of  their  political 
speculations.  They  proposed  to  take 
off  the  Tobacco  Tax  last  session, 
which  burdened  no  one  and  injured 
no  one ;  and  now  they  resist  the  re- 
duction of  one-fifth  on  the  sugar  du- 
ties. They  cannot  afford,  they  say, 
to  lose  L.900,000  a-year  to  save  co- 
lonies on  the  brink  of  ruin  from  de- 
struction ;  but  they  did  not  hesitate 
last  year  to  propose  to  relinquish 
double  that  sum  to  secure  the  ap- 
plause of  the  tobacco-chewers  of 
England.  The  refusal  of  relief  to  the 
West  Indies  is  monstrous.  If  a  new 
tax  were  necessary  in  Britain  to  sup- 
ply the  deficiency,  it  should  be  im- 
posed rather  than  run  the  risk  of 
losing  colonies  which  take  off  more 
than  a  third  of  the  whole  British  ex- 

Eorts.  Their  case  is  the  more  crying, 
ecause  they  are  suffering  entirely 
under  the  consequence  of  British  go- 
vernment; weighed  down  with  a  load 
of  taxation  of  100  per  cent,  on  all  their 
produce,  and  burning  from  the  con- 
flagration lighted  by  the  flame  of  Re- 
form in  this  country.  Two  months 
ago  we  predicted  that  the  delusion 
of  Reform  and  fanaticism  in  the  cen- 


tre of  the  Empire  would  speedily  set 
the  West  Indies  on  fire,  as  the  fumes 
of  democracy  consumed  St  Domingo 
in  1792.  How  soon,  alas  !  our  pre- 
dictions have  been  verified  !  Jamaica 
has  been  sacrificed  to  the  demon  of 
political  innovatioil ;  the  anguish  of 
her  slaves,  the  flames  of  her  planta- 
tions, the  starvation  of  her  people, 
have  all  been  owing  to  the  headlong 
march  of  religious  and  political  fa- 
naticism. The  Ministry  of  England, 
the  Reformers  of  England,  were  in 
an  especial  manner  bound  to  have 
done  something  to  heal  the  wounds 
of  that  great  and  once  flourishing, 
but  now  smoking  and  ruined  colony, 
because  it  was  the  victim  of  their 
own  political  madness ;  and  yet  they 
refuse !  But  that  is  what  we  have 
all  along  maintained;  the  colonies 
are  not  represented  in  these  demo- 
cratic days ;  the  mobs  in  the  centre 
of  political  influence  prevail  over  the 
greatest  interest  at  its  extremities, 
because  they  are  the  depositaries  of 
power,  and  the  dismemberment  of 
the  Empire  must  be  the  consequence. 
This  puts  the  enormous  folly  of 
our  present  rulers  in  their  finance 
measures  in  the  clearest  light.  See- 
ing, as  they  did,  as  they  ought  to 
have  done,  that  the  national  income 
had  been  declining  at  the  rate  of 
above  a  million  a-year,  since  the 
small-note  act  came  into  operation 
in  1828,  they  should  clearly  have 
made  some  provision  for  that  defi- 
ciency ;  and  seeing  that  their  Reform 
measure  was  evidently  calculated  to 
shake  the  resources  of  the  country 
to  their  foundation,  they  should  have 
provided  a  surplus  to  meet  that  con- 
tingency also.  Instead  of  this,  they 
actually  proposed  a  reduction  of  tax- 
ation in  the  face  of  that  state  of  the 
finances,  to  the  amount  of  L.4,000,000 
a-year,  and  were  only  prevented  by 
their  opponents  from  carrying  that 
great  reduction  into  effect ;  and  they 
are  now  astonished  that  the  revenue 
has  fallen  off  four  millions  during  their 
administration !  And  it  is  after  this 
experience  of  their  enormous  error 
in  the  first  effect  of  their  own  reform 
measures,  that  they  still  persist  in 
the  project  of  giving  a  new  consti- 
tution to  the  empire;  and  peril  the 
fate  of  England  upon  the  ultimate 
effect  of  measures  which  have  alrea- 
dy produced  consequences  diametri- 
cally the  reverse  of  those  they  anti- 
cipated from  their  adoption, 


A  Poet's  Dying  Hymn.  [April, 

A  POET'S  DYING  HYMN. 

.          Be  mute  who  will,  who  can, 

Yet  I  will  praise  thee  with  impassion'd  voice  ! 
Me  didst  thou  constitute  a  priest  of  thine 
In  such  a  temple  as  we  now  behold, 
Rear'd  for  thy  presence  ;  therefore  am  I  bound 
To  worship,  here  and  every  where. 

WORDSWOntH, 

THE  blue,  deep,  glorious  heavens ! — I  lift  mine  eye, 

And  bless  Thee,  O  my  God !  that  I  have  met 
And  own'd  thine  image  in  the  majesty 

Of  their  calm  temple  still ! — that  never  yet 
There  hath  thy  face  been  shrouded  from  my  sight 
By  noontide-blaze,  or  sweeping  storm  of  night : 
I  bless  Thee,  O  my  God ! 

That  now  still  clearer,  from  their  pure  expanse, 

I  see  the  mercy  of  thine  aspect  shine, 
Touching  Death's  features  with  a  lovely  glance 

Of  light,  serenely,  solemnly  divine, 
And  lending  to  each  holy  star  a  ray 
As  of  kind  eyes,  that  woo  my  soul  away: 

I  bless  Thee,  O  my  God ! 

That  I  have  heard  thy  voice,  nor  been  afraid, 
In  the  earth's  garden — 'midst  the  mountains  old, 

And  the  low  thrillings  of  the  forest-shade, 
And  the  wild  sounds  of  waters  uncontroll'd, 

And  upon  many  a  desert  plain  and  shore, 

— No  solitude — for  there  I  felt  Thee  more : 
I  bless  Thee,  O  my  God ! 

And  if  thy  Spirit  on  thy  child  hath  shed 

The  gift,  the  vision  of  the  unseal'd  eye, 
To  pierce  the  mist  o'er  life's  deep  meanings  spread, 

To  reach  the  hidden  fountain-urns  that  lie 
Far  in  man's  heart — if  I  have  kept  it  free 
And  pure — a  consecration  unto  Thee : 

I  bless  Thee,  O  my  God! 

If  my  soul's  utterance  hath  by  Thee  been  fraught 
"With  an  awakening  power — if  Thou  hast  made 

Like  the  wing'd  seed,  the  breathings  of  my  thought, 
And  by  the  swift  winds  bid  them  be  convey'd 

To  lands  of  other  lays,  and  there  become 

Native  as  early  melodies  of  home  : 

I  bless  Thee,  O  my  God! 

Not  for  the  brightness  of  a  mortal  wreath, 

Not  for  a  place  'midst  kingly  minstrels  dead, 
But  that  perchance,  a  faint  gale  of  thy  breath, 

A  still  small  whisper  in  my  song  hath  led 
One  struggling  spirit  upwards  to  thy  throne, 
Or  but  one  hope,  one  prayer: — for  this  alone 
I  bless  Thee,  O  my  God! 

That  I  have  loved — that  I  have  known  the  love 

Which  troubles  in  the  soul  the  tearful  springs, 
Yet,  with  a  colouring  halo  from  above, 

Tinges  and  glorifies  all  earthly  things, 
Whate'er  its  anguish  or  its  woe  may  be, 
Still  weaving  links  for  intercourse  with  Thee  : 
I  bless  Thee,  O  my  God ! 


1832.]  A  Poet's  Dying  Hymn. 

That  by  the  passion  of  its  deep  distress, 
And  by  the  o'erflowing  of  its  mighty  prayer, 

And  by  the  yearning  of  its  tenderness, 
Too  full  for  words  upon  their  stream  to  bear, 

I  have  been  drawn  still  closer  to  thy  shrine, 

Well-spring  of  love,  the  unfathom'd,  the  divine : 
I  bless  Thee,  O  my  God! 

That  hope  hath  ne'er  my  heart  or  song  forsaken, 
High  hope,  which  even  from  mystery,  doubt,  or  dread, 

Calmly,  rejoicingly,  the  things  hath  taken, 
Whereby  its  torchlight  for  the  race  was  fed ; 

That  passing  storms  have  only  fann'd  the  fire, 

Which  pierced  them  still  with  its  triumphal  spire, 
I  bless  Thee,  O  my  God ! 

Now  art  Thou  calling  me  in  every  gale, 
Each  sound  and  token  of  the  dying  day ! 

Thou  leav'st  me  not,  though  earthly  life  grows  pale, 
I  am  not  darkly  sinking  to  decay ; 

But,  hour  by  hour,  my  soul's  dissolving  shroud 

Melts  off  to  radiance,  as  a  silvery  cloud. 

I  bless  Thee,  O  my  God! 

And  if  this  earth,  with  all  its  choral  streams, 
And  crowning  woods,  and  soft  or  solemn  skies, 

And  mountain-sanctuaries  for  poet's  dreams, 
Be  lovely  still  in  my  departing  eyes; 

'Tis  not  that  fondly  I  would  linger  here, 

But  that  thy  foot-prints  on  its  dust  appear : 
I  bless  Thee,  O  my  God ! 

And  that  the  tender  shadowing  I  behold, 
The  tracery  veining  every  leaf  and  flower, 

Of  glories  cast  in  more  consummate  mould, 
No  longer  vassals  to  the  changeful  hour ; 

That  life's  last  roses  to  my  thoughts  can  bring 

Rich  visions  of  imperishable  spring  : 

I  bless  Thee,  O  my  God ! 

Yes !  the  young  vernal  voices  in  the  skies 
Woo  me  not  back,  but,  wandering  past  mine  ear, 

Seem  heralds  of  th'  eternal  melodies, 
The  spirit-music,  unperturb'd  and  clear; 

The  full  of  soul,  yet  passionate  no  more— 

— Let  me  too,  joining  those  pure  strains,  adore  ! 
I  bless  Thee,  O  my  God ! 

Now  aid,  sustain  me  still !— to  Thee  I  come, 

Make  Thou  my  dwelling  where  thy  children  are ! 

And  for  the  hope  of  that  immortal  home, 
And  for  thy  Son,  the  bright  and  morning  star, 

The  Sufferer  and  the  Victor-king  of  Death, 

I  bless  Thee  with  my  glad  song's  dying  breath ! 
I  bless  Thee,  O  my  God! 


624 


The  Wet  Wooing, 


[April, 


THE  WET  WOOING. 


A  NARRATIVE  OF  NINETY-EIGHT. 


IT  was  in  the  autumn  of  1798, 
when  the  North  of  Ireland  had  set- 
tled down  into  comparative  tran- 
quillity, that  I  took  up  my  quarters 
at  Knowehead,  the  grazing  farm  of  a 
substantial  relative,  in  the  remote 
pastoral  valley  of  Glen in  An- 
trim. 

The  second  morning  of  my  stay,  I 
had  fished  a  considerable  distance 
up  the  river ;  but  having  broken  my 
top  in  an  unlucky  leap,  was  sitting  in 
impatient  bustle,  lapping  the  frac- 
ture, and  lamenting  my  ill  fortune,  as 
ever  and  anon  I  would  raise  my  eyes 
and  see  the  fresh  curl  running  past 
my  feet ;  when  I  perceived  by  the 
sudden  blackening  of  the  water,  and 
by  an  ominous  but  indescribable 
sensation  of  the  air,  that  something 
unusual  was  brewing  overhead.  I 
looked  up :  there  it  was,  a  cloud, 
low-hung  and  lurid,  and  stretching 
across  the  whole  northern  side  of  the 
horizon.  I  had  scarce  time  to  ga- 
ther my  clews  and  bobbins  into  a 
hurried  wisp,  and  take  shelter  under 
an  overhanging  bank  hard  by,  when 
down  it  came,  heavy,  hissing,  and 
pelting  the  whole  surface  of  the  ri- 
ver into  spray.  I  drew  myself  close 
to  the  back  of  the  hollow,  where  I 
lay  in  a  congratulatory  sort  of  re- 
verie, watching  the  veins  of  muddy 
red,  as  they  slowly  at  first,  and  then 
impetuously  flowed  through,  and 
finally  displaced  the  dark  spring  wa- 
ter— the  efforts  of  the  beaten  rushes 
and  waterflags,  as  they  quivered 
and  flapped  aboutunder  the  shower's 
battery — the  gradual  increase  of 
swell  and  turbulence  in  the  river 
opposite ;  and  lower  down,  the  war 
which  was  already  tossing  and  ra- 
ging at  the  conflux,  where 

"  Tumbling  brown,  the  burn  came  down, 
And  roar'd  frae  bank  to  brae." 

But  why  do  I  dilate  upon  an  aspect 
thus  wild  and  desolate,  when  I  could 
so  much  more  pleasantly  employ  my 
reader's  and  my  own  mind's  eye 
with  that  which  next  presented  it- 
self ?  1  confess,  so  pleasant  was  the 
contrast  then,  that  I  still,  in  recalling 


that  scene  to  memory,  prepare  my- 
self, by  the  renewed  vision  of  its 
dreariness  and  desolation,  for  the 
more  grateful  reception  of  an  image 
than  which  earth  contains  none  love- 
lier— it  was  a  lovely  girl.  She  fled 
thither  for  shelter :  I  did  not  see 
her  until  she  was  close  by  me  ;  but 
never  surely  did  man's  eyes  rest  on 
a  fairer  apparition.  I  have,  at  this 
instant,  every  lineament  of  the  start- 
led beauty,  as,  drawing  back  with  a 
suppressed  cry  and  gesture  of  alarm, 
she  shrank  from  the  unexpected 
companion  who  stood  by  her  side ; 
for  I  had  started  from  my  reverie, 
and  now  presented  myself,  baring 
my  head  in  the  rain  with  involun- 
tary respectfulness  of  gallantry,  and 
half  unconsciously  leading  her  by 
the  hand  into  my  retreat.  She  yield- 
ed, blushing  and  confused,  while  I, 
apologizing,  imploring,  and  gazing 
with  new  admiration  at  every  look, 
unstrapped  my  basket,  placed  it  in 
the  least  exposed  corner,  spread 
over  it  my  outside  coat,  and  having 
thus  arranged  a  seat,  (which,  how- 
ever, she  did  not  yet  accept,)  retired 
to  the  opposite  side,  and  reluctantly 
ceasing  to  gaze,  gave  up  my  whole 
faculties  to  wonder — who  could  she 
be?  Her  rich  dress, — velvet  habit,  hat 
and  feathers, — her  patrician  elegance 
of  beauty  and  manner,  at  once  pro- 
claimed her  rank;  but  who  could 

there   be    in   Glen above    the 

homely  class  to  which  my  host  be- 
longed? And  his  daughter,  Miss 
Janet,  was  certainly  a  brilliant  of  a 
very  different  water.  But,  heavens  ! 
how  the  water  is  running  down  from 
my  companion's  rich  hair,  and  glis- 
tening upon  her  neck  with  what  a 
breathing  lustre  ! — "  Oh,  madam, 
let  me  entreat  you,  as  you  value 
your  safety,  use  my  handkerchief 
(and  I  pulled  a  muffler  from  my 
neck)  to  bind  up  and  dry  your  hair. 
Wrap,  I  beseech  you,  your  feet  in 
my  great-coat ;  and  withdraw  farther 
from  the  wind  and  rain." 

One  by  one,  notwithstanding  her 
gracious  refusals,  I  carefully  fulfilled 
my  prescriptions ;  and  now  knelt 


183-2r]  The  Wet  Wooing. 

before  her,  lapping  the  skirts  and 
sleeves  of  my  envied  coat  about  the 
little  feet  and  delicate  ankles.  Yet 
it  seemed  to  me  that  she  received 
my  services  rather  with  a  grateful 
condescension,  than,  as  I  desired, 
with  frank  enjoyment  of  them.  So, 
pausing  a  moment  to  account  for 
such  a  manner,  I  recollected,  and 
the  recollection  covered  me  with 
confusion,  that  I  must  have  been,  to 
say  the  least,  as  rough  a  comrade  as 
any  one  need  wish  to  meet  with 
under  a  hedge;  for,  purposing  to 
leave  Ireland  in  another  month  for 
Germany,  I  had,  during  the  last 
week,  allowed  my  beard  to  grow  all 
round ;  putting  off  from  day  to  day 
the  forming  of  the  moustache,  to 
which  I  meant  to  reduce  it,  and  so 
had  my  face,  at  no  time  very  smooth, 
now  covered  from  ear  to  ear  with  a 
stubble,  long,  strong,  and  black  as  a 
shoe-brush.  My  broad-brimmed  hat 
was  battered  and  dinted  into  strange- 
ly uncouth  cavities,  and  the  leaf 
hung  flapping  over  my  brows  like  a 
broken  umbrella ;  my  jacket  was 
tinselled  indeed,  but  it  was  with  the 
ancient  scales  of  trout;  my  leathern 
overalls  were  black-glazed  and  grea- 
sy ;  and  my  whole  equipment  bore, 
I  must  confess,  the  evident  signs  of 
an  unexceptionable  rascal. 

Indignant  at  my  unworthy  ap- 
pearance, I  put  myself  upon  my 
mettle ;  and  after  drawing  my  fail- 
companion  from  her  intrenchments 
of  shyness  and  hauteur,  succeeded 
in  engaging  her  in  the  fair  field  of  a 
conversation  the  most  animated  and 
interesting,  in  which  it  was  ever 
my  good  fortune  and  credit  to  bear 
a  part.  She  had  at  first,  indeed, 
\vhen  I  began  by  running  a  parallel 
between  our  positions,  explained 
the  circumstances  of  her  being  dri- 
ven thither  alone,  in  a  manner  so 
general,  and  with  such  evident  pain- 
fulness  of  hesitation,  that  I  had 
hardly  expected  a  few  slow  com- 
monplaces at  the  most.  Such  wit, 
then,  and  vivacity,  tempered  with 
such  dignified  discretion,  as  she 
evinced,  when  I  turned  the  conversa- 
tion from  what  I  perceived  to  be 
perplexing,  were  by  their  unexpect- 
edness doubly  delightful. 

Time  and  the  tempest  swept  on 
equally  unheeded;  topic  induced 
topic,  smile  challenged  smile,  and 
when  at  last,  in  obedience  to  her 


625 

wishes,  I  looked  towards  the  north 
to  see  whether  the  sky  were  clear- 
ing, I  only  prayed  that  it  might  rain 
on  till  sunset,  when  I  might  accom- 
pany her  to  her  home,  .which,  to  my 
surprise,  I  learned  was  within  a  few 
miles,  although  I  did  not  ascertain 
exactly  where.  My  prayers  were 
likely  enough  to  be  fulfilled;  the 
sky  was  still  one  rush  of  rain — but, 
heaven  and  earth !  the  river  had  over- 
flowed its  banks  above  :  a  broad 
sheet  of  water  was  sailing  down  the 
hollow  behind;  and  there  we  were, 
no  human  habitation  within  sight,  in 
the  midst  of  a  tempest,  between  two 
rapid  rivers,  with  no  better  shelter, 
during  the  continuance  of  a  Lammas 
flood,  than  the  hollow  of  a  bank 
which  might  be  ten  feet  under  wa- 
ter in  an  hour. 

I  ran  down  the  back  of  the  hill  to 
the  edge  of  the  interposing  flood ;  a 
stunted  tree  was  in  the  middle,  the 
fork  of  which  I  knew  was  as  high  as 
my  shoulder ;  a  mass  of  weeds  and 
briars  was  already  gathered  against 
it;  the  water  bad  raised  them  with- 
in a  foot  of  the  first  branch  ;  then  I 
might  still  ford  a  passage ;  no  mo- 
ment was  to  be  lost ;  I  ran  back  for 
the  lady,  but  met  her  half-way  in 
wild  alarm,  her  head  bare,  her  beau- 
tiful hair  shaken  out  into  the  blast, 
her  hands  clasped,  and  her  figure 
just  sinking.  I  caught  her  in  my 
arms,  and  bore  her  forward  with  all 
my  speed ;  but  before  I  again  reach- 
ed the  sweeping  inundation,  insen- 
sibility had  released  her  from  the 
terrors  of  our  passage. 

I  dashed  in,  holding  her  across 
my  body,  with  her  head  resting  on 
my  shoulder  ;  the  first  step  took 
me  to  the  knee.  I  raised  my  bur- 
den and  plunged  forward ;  the  wa- 
ter rose  to  my  haunches.  I  lifted 
her  again  across  my  breast,  rushed 
on,  and  sank  to  the  waist.  I  felt 
that  I  could  not  long  support  a  dead 
weight  in  that  position ;  so  lowering 
her  limbs  into  the  water,  I  profited 
by  that  relief,  and  reached  the  tree. 

The  flood  had  now  covered  me  to 
the  breast,  and  the  lady's  neck  and 
bosom  were  all  that  remained  unim- 
mersed.  I  leaned  against  the  old 
trunk,  and  breathed  myself.  I  rai- 
sed her  drooping  head  on  my  shoul- 
der, and  pressed  my  cheek  to  her 
forehead;  but  neither  lip  nor  eye- 
lid moved.  I  could  not  but  gaze 


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The  Wet  Wooing. 


[April, 


upon  her  face ;  it  lay  among  the 
long  floating  tresses  and  turbu- 
lent eddies,  fair  as  the  water's  own 
lily,  and  as  unconscious.  My  heart 
warmed  to  the  lovely  being,  and  I 
bent  over  her,  kissing  her  lips,  and 
pressing  her  bosom  to  mine,  with  an 
affection  so  strangely  strong,  that  I 
might  have  stood  thus  till  escape  had 
been  impossible,  but  that  the  rustling 
of  the  rubbish,  as  it  crept  up  the  rug- 
ged stump  with  the  rise  of  the  wa- 
ters, caught  my  ear— a  thunderbolt 
smouldering  at  my  feet  could  not 
have  sounded  so  horrible — all  my 
fresh  affections  rushed  back  to  my 
heart  in  multiplied  alarm  for  the 
safety  of  their  new-found  treasure — 
I  started  from  my  resting-place,  and 
swinging  back  the  long  hair  from  my 
eyes,  once  more  breasted  the  stream 
with  clenched  teeth  and  dripping 
brows.  But  still  as  farther  I  advan- 
ced, the  water  grew  deeper  and 
deeper,  and  the  current  split  upon 
my  shoulder,  and  twisted  through 
my  legs,  still  stronger  and  stronger. 
Lumps  of  black  moss,  dried  peats, 
and  heavy  sods,  now  struck  me,  and 
tumbled  on ;  while  wisps  of  yellow 
grass  and  long  straws  doubled  across 
my  body  and  entangled  me.  My 
limbs  wavered  at  every  step,  as  I 
strained  and  writhed  them  through 
the  current.  I  gave  way — I  was  half 
lifted — the  river  and  the  burn  met 
not  a  hundred  yards  below — had  I 
had  the  strength  of  ten  men,  I  could 
not  have  supported  her  through  that 
tumult — every  step  swerved  towards 
the  conclusion  of  at  least  her  exist- 
ence ;  yet  with  love  tenfold  did  I 
now  press  her  to  my  heart,  and  with 
tenfold  energy  struggle  to  make  good 
her  rescue — her  eyes  opened  —  I 
murmured  prayers,  comforts,  and 
endearments — she  saw  the  red  tor- 
rent around,  the  tawny  breakers  be- 
fore, the  black  storm  overhead ;  but 
she  saw  love  in  my  eye,  she  heard  it 
in  my  words ;  and  there,  within  her 
probable  death-bed,  and  in  the  em- 
brace of  her  probable  companion  in 
death,  she  was  wooed  among  the 
waters,  and  was  won.  Another  ef- 
fort— but  the  eddy  swung  me  round, 
and  I  had  given  up  all  as  lost,  save 
my  interest  in  that  perishing  girl ; 
when  suddenly  I  heard,  through  the 
dashing  of  waves  and  the  hissing  of 
rain,  the  hoarse  cry  of  a  man,  "  Cou- 
rage— hold  up,  sir — this  way,  halloo!" 


I  turned,  half  thinking  it  imagination, 
but  there  I  really  saw  a  man  up  to 
the  breast  in  the  flood,  supporting 
with  arms  and  shoulders  a  powerful 
black  horse  which  he  urged  across 
the  current.  Another  minute,  and  I 
stood  firm  behind  the  breakwater 
they  formed  at  my  side.  My  dear 
charge  had  again  fainted ;  he  assisted 
me  to  raise  her  to  the  saddle ;  but 
suddenly  as  he  looked  at  her,  he  ut- 
tered a  wild  cry  of  astonishment,  and 
kissing  and  embracing  her,  exclaim- 
ed, "  My  Madeline,  my  daughter,  my 
dear  child  ! — Why,  sir,  how  is  this  ?" 

"  Oh,  sir,  the  river  is  rising  a  foot 
a-minute — take  the  bridle,  I  beseech 
you,  and  let  me  support  the  lady  and 
the  horse's  flank — I  will  explain  all 
when  she  is  out  of  danger."  So  say- 
ing, I  laid  my  shoulder  to  the  work 
and  urged  him  on ;  we  had  an  easier 
task,  and  in  another  minute  succeed- 
ed in  getting  safe  out  of  that  perilous 
passage. 

I  now  looked  at  our  preserver ;  he 
was  a  handsome,  tall,  and  vigorous 
man,  about  forty ;  evidently  a  soldier 
and  gentleman.  He  lifted  his  daugh- 
ter from  the  saddle  ;  and  while  I  re- 
counted the  particulars  of  her  adven- 
ture, unclasped  her  habit  and  chafed 
her  forehead;  but  all  was  of  no 
avail.  He  looked  distractedly,  first 
at  his  daughter  and  then  at  me ;  and 
after  a  pause  of  contending  emotions, 
rose,  laid  her  across  the  pommel, 
placed  his  foot  in  the  stirrup,  and 
turning  to  me  said,  "  I  am  embarrass- 
ed by  many  circumstances — take  my 
blessings  for  this  day's  help — and  for- 
get us." 

"  I  can  never  forget." 

"  Then  take  this  trifling  remem- 
brance." He  pulled  a  ring  from  his 
finger  and  handed  it  to  me ;  threw 
himself  into  the  saddle ;  placed  his 
daughter  across  his  body,  and  cry- 
ing, ere  I  could  say  a  word  for  sheer 
amazement,  "  Farewell,  farewell  !" 
and  once  more,  with  some  emotion, 
"  Farewell,  sir,  and  may  God  bless 
you !"  put  spurs  to  his  horse,  and 
dashed  off  at  full  speed  for  a  pass 
which  leads  into  the  wild  country  of 
the  Misty  Braes. 

Till  they  disappeared  among  the 
hills,  I  stood  watching  them  from  the 
bank  where  they  had  left  me,  bare- 
headed, numbed,  and  indignant;  with 
the  rain  still  pelting  on  me,  and  th(> 
ring  between  my  fingers.  It  was  a 


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The  Wet  Wooing. 


627 


costly  diamond;  I  pitched  it  after 
him  with  a  curse,  and  bent  my  weary 
way  towards  Knowehead,  a  distance 
of  full  five  miles,  in  a  maze  of  un- 
certainty and  speculation.  She  had  not 
told  her  name,  and  she  seemed  to  de- 
sire a  concealment  of  her  residence ; 
her  father's  conduct  more  plain- 
ly evinced  the  same  motive;  many 
of  the  heads  of  the  rebellion  were 
still  lurking  with  their  families  among 
the  mountains  of  Ulster  ;  the  only 
house  in  the  direction  they  had  ta- 
ken, at  all  likely  to  be  the  retreat  of 
respectable  persons,  was  the  old 
Grange  of  Moyabel ;  and  it  was  the 
property  of  a  gentleman  then  abroad, 
but  connected  with  all  the  chief  Ca- 
tholic rebels  in  the  North.  All  this 
made  me  naturally  conclude  that 
these  were  some  of  that  unhappy 
party ;  and  when  I  considered  that 
both  daughter  and  father  had  been 
riding  from  different  quarters  to  tne 
same  destination — for,  as  well  as  I 
could  surmise  from  her  vague  ac- 
count of  herself,  she  had  left  the  ser- 
vant, behind  whom  she  had  come  so 
far,  to  wait  the  arrival  of  her  father, 
who  had  promised  to  join  them 
there.  I  was  able  to  satisfy  myself 
of  their  being  only  on  their  way  to 
Moyabel;  and  I  therefore  determined 
not  to  create  suspicion  by  making 
useless  enquiries  as  to  the  present 
family  there,  but  to  take  the  first  op- 
portunity of  judging  for  myself  of  the 
new  comers.  But  how  after  such  a 
dismissal  introduce  myself  ?  Here  lay 
the  difficulty;  andbeyondthis  I  could 
fix  on  nothing,  so  with  a  heavy  heart 
I  climbed  the  hill  before  my  kins- 
man's house,  and  presented  myself 
at  the  wide  door  of  the  kitchen,  just 
as  the  twilight  was  darkening  down 
into  night. 

I  found  my  host  sitting  as  was 
his  wont ;  his  nightcap  on  his  head, 
his  long  staff  in  his  hand,  and 
two  greyhounds  at  his  feet,  behind 
the  fire  upon  his  oaken  settle.  "  I'm 
thinkin',  Willie,"  he  began  as  he  saw 
m"e  enter  —  "  I'm  thinkin'  ye  hae 
catched  a  wet  sark. — Janet,lass,  fetch 
your  cusin  a  dram — Nane  o'  your 
piperly  smellin'  bottles,"  cried  he,  as 
she  produced  some  cordials  in  an  an- 
cient liquor-stand — "  Nane  o'  your 
auld  wife's  jaups  for  ane  o'  my  name 
— fetch  something  purpose-like  ;  for 
when  my  nevoy  has  changed  himsell, 
we'll  hae  a  stoup  o'  whisky,  and  a 


crack  thegither."  In  a  few  minutes 
I  was  seated  in  dry  clothes,  before  a 
bowl  of  punch  and  a  blazing  fire,  be- 
side the  old  gentleman  on  his  oaken 
sofa.  At  any  other  time  I  would  have 
enjoyed  the  scene  with  infinite  sa- 
tisfaction ;  for  the  national  tipple,  in 
my  mind,  drinks  nowhere  so  plea- 
santly as  on  a  bench  behind  the  broad 
hearth-stone  of  such  a  kitchen-hall  as 
my  friend's.  Our  smaller  gentry  had, 
it  is  true,  long  since  betaken  them- 
selves to  their  parlours  and  their 
drawing-rooms;  and  the  steams  of 
whisky-punch  had  already  risen  with 
the  odours  of  bohea,  and  the  smoke 
of  seaborne  coals,  to  the  damask 
hangings  and  alabaster  cornices  of 
many  high-ceiled  and  stately  apart- 
ments. Yet  there  were  still  some  of 
the  old  school,  who,  like  my  good 
friend,  continued  to  make  their  head- 
quarters, after  the  ancient  fashion, 
among  their  own  domestics,  and  be- 
hind their  own  hearth-stone  ;  for  in 
all  old  houses  the  fire  is  six  feet  at 
least  from  the  gable,  and  the  space 
between  is  set  apart  for  the  homely 
owner. 

It  was  strange,  then,  that  I,  who 
hitherto  had  so  intensely  relished 
such  a  scene,  should  be  so  absent 
now  that  it  was  spread  round  me  in 
its  perfection.  The  peat  and  bog- 
fir  fire  before  me,  and  the  merry 
faces  glistening  through  the  white 
smoke  beyond;  the  chimney  over- 
head, like  some  great  minster  bell 
(the  huge  hanging  pot  for  the  clap- 
per); the  antlers,  broadsword,  and 
sporting  tackle  on  the  wall  behind ; 
the  goodly  show  of  fat  flitches  and 
briskets  around  me  and  above,  and 
that  merry  and  wise  old  fellow,  glass 
in  hand,  with  endless  store  of  good 
stories,  pithy  sayings,  and  choice 
points  of  humour,  by  my  side ;  yet 
with  all  I  sat  melancholy  and  ill  at 
ease.  In  vain  did  the  rare  old  man 
tell  me  his  best  marvels ;  how  he 
once  fought  with  Tom  Hughes,  a 
wild  Welshman,  whom  he  met  in  a 
perilous  journey  through  the  forests 
of  Cheshire;  how  Tom  would  not 
let  go  his  grip  when  he  had  him 
down  ("whilk  was  a  foul  villainy;") 
and  how  he  had  to  roll  into  a  run- 
ning water  before  he  could  get 
loose  ("  whilk  shewed  the  savage 
natur  of  thae  menseless  barbarians.") 
In  vain  he  told  me  that  pleasant 
jest,  how  my  grandfather  "  ance 


628 


The  Wet 


wiled  the  six  excisemen  into  a  lone 
house,  and  then  gaed  in  himsell,  and 
pyed  them  through  the   windows, 
whilk  cleared   the   country-side   o' 
that  vermin  as  lang  as  auld  Redrigs 
was  to  the  fore."     In  vain  he  told 
me  how  his  old  dog  Stretcher  hunt- 
ed the  black  hare  from  Dunmoss  to 
Skyboe.     I  left  him  in  the  subtlest 
of  the  doubles,  and  in  another  mi- 
nute was  in  the  penthouse  of  clay, 
the  river  boiling  at  my  feet,  and  the 
rain  rushing  round  my  head;  but 
before  me  were  the  rich  delighted 
eyes  and  quickening  features  of  my 
unknown  beauty.     Again  I  bore  her 
through  the  flood ;  again  I  bent  over 
her,  and  pressed  her  to  my  breast, 
and  once  more  in  fancy  I  had  felt 
the  thrill  of  her  returned  embrace ; 
once  more  I  had  kissed  her  lips,  and 
once  more  we  had  vowed  to  live  or 
die  together,  when  I  was  startled 
from  my  reverie  by  a  question  which 
the  unsuspecting  old  man  was  now 
repeating  for  the  third  time.  I  stam- 
mered an  excuse,  and  roused  myself 
to  the  hearing  of  another  excellent 
jest;  but  what  it  might  have  been  I 
know  not,  for  the  entrance  of  a  young 
labourer,  an  old  acquaintance  of  my 
own,  with  whom  he  had  business, 
cut  it  short.    "  Aleck,"  he  said,  "  get 
ready  to  set  out  for  the  fair  upon 
the  morn's  e'en;  and,  Aleck,  my  man, 
keep  yoursell  out  o'  drink  and  fecht- 
in' — and,  my  bonny  man,  I'm  say- 
ing, the  neist  time  ye  gang  a  courtin' 
to  the  Grange,  (I  pricked  up  my  ears 
all  at  once,)  see  that  ye're  no  ta'en 
for  ane  o'  thae   rebel  chiels,  wha, 
they  say,   are   burrowin'    e'en  noo 
about  the  auld  wa's  as  thick  as  mice 
in  a  meal-ark." — "But  Aleck,"  croon- 
ed   old    Mause    from    the    corner, 
"whilk  ane  o'  the  lasses  are  you  for?" 
This  was  enough.    I  watched  my  op- 
portunity, slipped  out  to  the  stable, 
found  Aleck,  who  had  retreated  thi- 
ther in    his   confusion,  and,    point- 
blank,  proposed  that  he  should  take 
me  with  him  that  very  night,  and  in- 
troduce me  to  one  of  the  girls   at 
Moyabel,   as  I  longed  to   have   an 
hour's  courting  after  the  old  fashion 
before  I  left  the   country.     I  con- 
cluded by  offering  him  a  handsome 
consideration,  which,  however,  he 
refused;  but,    sitting   down   in  the 
manger,  began  to  consider  my  pro- 
posal, with  such  head-scratching  and 
nail-biting,  as  confirmed  me  in  my 


Wooing.  [April, 

opinion  that  there  was  something 
mysterious  about  the  family  of  the 
Grange.  "  Master  William,"  said 
he  at  last,  "  I  canna  refuse  ye,  and 
you  gaun  awa',  maybe  never  to  see 
a  lass  o'  your  ain  country  again  ;  but 
ye  maun  promise  never  to  speak 
o'  whatever  ye  may  see  strange  aboot 
the  hoose;  for,  atween  oursells,  there 
are  anes  expeckit  there  this  verra 
night  wha's  names  wadna  cannily 
bear  tellin' ;  and  Jeanie  trusts  me, 
and  I  maunna  beguile  her ;  but  the 
waters  are  out,  and  we  will  hae  a 
lang  and  cauld  tramp  through  the 
bogs,  sae  get  a  drap  o'  somethin'  for 
the  road,  and  I'll  hae  Tarn  Herron's 
Sunday  suit  ready  for  you  after  bed- 
time. Saul !  ye'll  mak  a  braw  wea- 
ver wi'  the  beard ;  and  wi'  a'  your 
Englified  discoorsin',  ye  can  talk  as 
like  a  Christian  as  ever  when  ye  like. 
— Nanny  will  think  hersell  fitted 
at  last ;  but  ye  maunna  be  ower 
crouse  wi'  Nanny,  Master  William." 
I  promised  every  thing ;  waited  im- 
patiently till  the  family  had  gone  to 
rest ;  found  Aleck  true  to  his  engage- 
ment ;  put  on  the  clothes  he  had  pre- 
pared, and  we  stole  out  about  mid- 
night. 

It  was  pitch  dark,  but  fair  and 
calm ;  so,  with  the  hopes  of  getting 
to  our  journey's  end  not  wet  above 
the  knee,  we  commenced  stumbling 
and  bolting  along  the  great  stones 
and  ruts  of  the  causeway;  this  we 
cleared  without  any  accident,  farther 
than  my  slipping  once  into  the  ditch, 
and  now  found  ourselves  upon  the 
open  hill-side,  splashing  freely  over 
the  soaked  turf  and  slippery  path- 
way. I  was  in  high  spirits,  and 
though  squirting  the  black  puddle  to 
my  knees  at  every  step,  and  seeing 
no  more  of  the  road  I  was  to  travel 
on  than  another  one  in  advance,  yet 
faced  onward  with  great  gaiety  and 

food  humour.  After  some  time, 
owever,  Aleck  began  snuffing  the 
air,  and,  with  evident  concern,  an- 
nounced the  approach  of  a  mist, 
which  soon  thickened  into  percepti- 
bility to  me  also.  Our  path,  which 
hitherto  had  swept  across  sheep- 
'grazing  uplands  and  grassy  knolls, 
now  began  to  thread  deep  rushy 
bottoms,  with  here  and  there  a  qua- 
king spot  of  quagmire,  or  a  mantled 
stream,  which  I  knew  by  the  cold 
water  running  sharp  below,  and  by 
the  thick?  dull  gathering  of  the  weeds 


1832.] 


The  Wet  Wooing. 


629 


about  my  legs — for  the  mist  made  all 
so  dark,  that  I  can  only  give  a  blind 
man's  description.  The  way  now 
became  more  intricate  and  broken, 
but  still  I  followed  Aleck  cheerily, 
pushing  through  all  obstacles,  and 
thinking  only  of  the  best  measures 
to  be  taken  when  \ve  should  arrive 
at  Moyabel,  when  I  suddenly  per- 
ceived that  my  footsteps  were  tread- 
ing down  the  long  wet  grass  and 
heavy  sedge  itself,  and  that  any  dis- 
tinct pathway  no  longer  remained  to 
guide  us.  I  began  to  doubt  Aleck's 
knowledge  of  the  road,  which  he  still 
maintained  to  be  unshaken ;  but  the 
next  two  steps  settled  the  matter,  by 
bringing  us  both  up  to  the  middle  in 
a  running  river.  We  scrambled  out 
without  saying  a  word,  Aleck  being 
silent  from  confusion,  and  I  fearing 
to  increase  it  by  reproaches.  He  be- 
gan to  grope  about  for  the  path  we 
had  come  by;  and  finding  what  he 
thought  our  track,  pursued  it  a  few 
steps  to  the  right.  I  thought  I  had 
it  to  the  left,  and  began  to  explore  in 
that  direction.  "  Hallo  !  where  are 
you  now  ?"  I  cried,  as  I  missed  him 
from  my  side.  He  answered  "  Here," 
from  a  considerable  distance  lower 
down.  "  Where?"  I  repeated.— 
"  Hereawa,"  he  answered. — "  Here- 
awa,  thereawa,  wandering  Willie," 
I  hummed  in  bitter  jollity,  as  I  pro- 
ceeded in  the  direction  of  the  voice, 
"  Hereawa, thereawa,  baud  your  way 
hame,"  when — squash,  crash,  bolt, 
heels  over  head — plump  I  went  over 
a  brow  into  a  very  Devil's  Punch- 
Bowl ;  for  bottom  I  found  none, 
though  shot  from  the  bank  with  the 
impetus  of  an  arrow.  Down  I  went, 
the  water  closing  over  me  in  strata 
and  substrata,  each  one  colder  than 
the  other,  till  I  expected  to  find  my 
head  at  last  clashing  against  the 
young  ice  wedges  of  a  preternatural 
frost  below.  I  sunk  at  least  fifteen 
feet  before  I  could  collect  my  ener- 
gies and  turn.  I  thought  I  would 
never  reach  the  top.  To  it  at  last  I 
came,  sputtering,  blown,  and  fairly 
frightened.  I  never  waited  to  con- 
sider my  course,  but  striking  despe- 
rately out,  swam  straight  forward, 
till  I  came  bump  against  the  bank. 
I  clambered  up,  and  listened.  The 
first  sound  I  could  distinguish,  after 
the  bubbling  and  hissing  left  my 
ears,  was  Aleck's  voice  nearly  before 
me,  on  the  opposite  side.  He  wag 


singing  out  something  between  a 
howl  and  a  halloo  ;  for  he  also  had 
got  into  the  water,  and  could  not  find 
bottom  any  where  but  on  the  spot 
he  occupied.  He  could  not  swim  a 
stroke.  There  was  nothing  for  it 
but  to  go  back  and  rescue  him.  The 
unexpectedness  alone  of  my  first  dip 
had  caused  my  confusion.  That  was 
gone  off,  and  I  again  plunged  reso- 
lutely into  the  river,  which  I  now 
could  discern  grey  in  the  clearing 
mist.  A  few  strokes  brought  me  to 
where  the  poor  fellow  stood,  with 
his  arms  extended  upon  the  water, 
and  his  neck  stretched  to  the  utmost 
to  keep  it  out  of  his  mouth.  I  knew 
the  danger  of  taking  an  alarmed  man 
of  greater  weight  and  strength  than 
myself  upon  my  back;  and  there- 
fore, comforting  him  with  assurances 
of  safety,  I  tried,  in  all  directions,  for 
bottom,  which  at  last  I  found,  and  ha- 
ving sounded  the  bed  of  the  river  to 
the  opposite  side,  returned,  and  with 
some  difficulty  succeeded  in  guiding 
and  supporting  him  across. 

The  mist  was  now  rapidly  thinning 
away,  and  I  could  distinguish  the 
high  bank  black  against  the  sky.  It 
was  a  joyful  sight,  and  induced,  by 
a  natural  association,  the  pleasant 
thought  of  the  comforter  in  my 
pocket.  I  took  a  mighty  dram  :  then 
feeling  for  Aleck's  head,  (he  had 
lain  down,  streaming  like  Father 
Nile  in  the  pictures, among  the  rushes 
at  my  feet),  I  directed  the  bottle's 
mouth  to  his.  He  had  been  making  his 
moan  in  an  under  whine  ever  since 
I  first  heard  him  lamenting  his  con- 
dition on  the  opposite  side ;  but  no 
sooner  did  his  lips  feel  the  smooth  in- 
sinuator's  presence,  than  (his  tongue 
being  put  out  of  the  way)  they  closed 
with  instinctive  affection,  and  went 
together  when  the  long  embrace  was 
past,  with  a  smack  quite  cheering. 
Then  slowly  rising,  and  fetching  a 
deep  sigh  as  he  gathered  himself  to- 
gether, "  Lord,  Lord,"  said  he,  "  I'm 
nane  the  waur  o'  that.  But,  Master 
William,  to  tell  God's  truth,  I  dinna 
ken  whaur  we  are.  That  we  hae 
crossed  Glen water,  or  the  Hill- 
head  burn,  or  the  Marcher's  dyke, 
I'm  positive  sure ;  but  whilk  I'm  no 
just  equal  to  say — but  there's  some- 
thin'  black  atween  us  and  the  lift; 
I  judge  it  to  be  Dunmoss  Cairn :  let's 
haud  on  to  it,  and  we  maun  soon 
come  to  biggit  wa's,"  So  saying,  he 


G.')6  The  Wet 

led  me  forward  in  the  direction  of 
what  seemed  to  me  also  a  distant 
hill ;  but  being  occupied  in  placing 
my  footsteps,  I  had  ceased  to  look  at 
it,  when  all  at  once  there  was  a  crush 
of  leaves  about  my  head,  and  I  found 
myself  under  a  green  tree.    "  When 
will  this  weary  night  of  error  have 
an  end  ?"  I  mentally  exclaimed ;  but 
was  surprised  by  Aleck  taking  my 
hand,  rubbing  the  palm  along  the 
rough  stem,  and  asking  in  an  elate 
tone  what  I  felt?     "  A   damnably 
rough  bark,"  growled  I ;  "  what  do 
you  mean?"     He  cut  a  caper  full 
three  feet  into  the  air.    "  Here  is  a 
pleasant  occurrence  now — this  rascal 
is  drunk — he  will  roll  into  the  next 
ditch  and  suffocate — I  shall  be  the 
death  of  the  poor  fellow — I  shall  lose" 
—here  he  broke  my  agreeable  medi- 
tations.    "  I'll  tell  you  how  it  was, 
Master  William ;  Jeanie  and  I  were 
partners  at  the  shearin',  ("  Evidently 
drunk,"  thought  I,)  and  I  canna  tell 
how  it  was,  ("  I  well  believe  you— 
you  can  not — but  'twas  all  my  own 
folly,"  I  muttered,)  but  I  found  the 
maid  in  a  sair  fluster  that  e'en  when 
we  parted  :  ("  You'll  be  in  sorer  flus- 
ter presently  if  I  begin  to  you — you 
drunken   idiot !"   was   my  running 
commentary,)  and  sae  just  as  I  came 
by  this  auld  thorn" — "  Then  you  do 
know  where  you  are — do  you  ?"     I 
cried  aloud. — "  Sure  enough,"  said 
he,  "  for  didn't  I  carve  my  heart  wi' 
Jeanie' s  heuk  stuck  out  through  it 
that  very  night ;  and  isna  it  here  to 
this  minute?" — "  Oh,  ho,  lead  on 
then,  in  God's  name;  but  tell  me 
where  we  are,  and  how  far  we  have 
to  go."— "  Why,"  said  he, "  the  bridge 
is  just  a  step  overby  that  we  ought 
to  hae  crossed  ;  and  troth,  I  wonner 
a  dishfu'  at  mysell  for  no  kennin'  the 
black  moss  and  the  dolochan's  hole 
that  we  hae  just  come  through  ;  for 
I  hae  cut  turf  in  the  ane,  and  weshed 
in  the  ither,  since  I  was  the  bouk  o* 
a  peat — but  here  we  are  at  the  end 
o'  the  causey  that  will  take  us  to  the 
Grange."     We  entered  on  a  raised 
and  moated  bank,  which  crossed  a 
mossy  flat  to  the  old  house  ;  but  ere 
we  had  advanced  a  dozen  steps,  there 
suddenly  appeared  a  light  moving 
about,  and  giving  occasional  glimpses 
of  the  white  walls  and  thick  trees 
at  the    further  end;   it  then  came 
steadily   and  swiftly  towards  us;  I 
could  presently  distinguish  the  dull 


Wooing.  [April, 

beat  of  hoofs  on  the  greensward,  and 
soon  after,  the  figures  of  two  mount- 
ed men. 

The  sides  of  the  old  moat  were  over- 
grown with  furze  and  brambles,  and 
we  stole  into  this  cover  as  they  ap- 
proached.    The  foremost  bore  the 
light,  was  armed  at  all  points,  and 
mounted  on  a  fresh  horse.    I  started 
with  exultation  where  I  lay — he  was 
her  father.     His  companion's  black 
breeches  and  canting  seat  proclaim- 
ed a  priest.     They  were  conversing 
as  they  passed.     "  Another  month, 
good  father,  and  we  will  be  behind 
the  bastions  of  Belle  Isle  ;  were  it  not 
for  my  Madeline's  sake,  I  would  make 
it  six;  but  this  bloodhound  having 
been  slipped  upon  us" —  The  sounds 
were  here  lost  in  the  trampling  of 
their  horses ;  I  heard  the  man  of  masses 
mumble    something   in   reply,   and 
they  wheeled  out  of  hearing  up  the 
rugged  pathway  to  the  bridge.  "  Now 
mind  your  promise,  Master  William," 
said  Aleck,  as  we  rose  and  proceeded 
to  the  house.  We  soon  arrived  there  ; 
and  he  led  me  to  a  low  wing,  repeat- 
ing his  cautions,  and,  in  answer  to  my 
questions,  denying  all  knowledge  of 
the  strangers.     Placing  me  behind  a 
low  wall,  he  now  stole  forward,  and 
tapped  at  a  window,  and  presently  I 
heard  the  inmates  moving  and  whis- 
pering.   The  door  was  soon  opened, 
and  a  parley  took  place,  in  which  I 
heard  my  assumed  name  made  ho- 
nourable mention  of  by  my  intruder. 
He  led  me  forward,  pushed  me  gent- 
ly before  him,  and  I  found  myself  in 
a  dark  passage,  soft  hands  welcoming 
me,  and  warm  breath  playing  on  my 
cheek. 

The  door  was  closed,  and  we  were 
led  into  a  wide  rude  apartment,  dim 
in  the  low  glow  of  a  heap  of  embers. 
A  splinter  of  bogwood  was  soon 
kindled,  and  by  its  light  I  saw  that 
we  had  been  conducted  by  two  girls. 
One,  whom  from  her  attention  to 
Aleck  I  concluded  to  be  her  of  the 
reaping-hook,  was  a  pretty  interesting 
soft  maiden.  The  other,  howevej, 
had  attractions  of  a  very  differei  t 
class  :  fine-featured,  dark- eyed,  coal- 
black-haired  and  tall ;  as  she  stood, 
her  right  hand  holding  the  rude  torch 
over  her  head,  while  the  left  gather- 
ed the  folds  of  a  long  cloak  under 
her  bosom,  with  her  eyes  of  coy  ex- 
pectation and  merry  amazement,  she 
seemed  more  the  ideal  of  a  robber's 


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daughter  in  some  old  romance,  than  a  figure  the  most  extraordinary  stand- 

a  menial  in  a  moorland  farm-house,  ing  at  the  further  end  of  the  apart- 

I  attempted  to  salute  her,  but  she  ment.    A  blanket  covered  the  shoul- 

held  me  at  bay  with  her  hand.  "  Hech,  ders ;  the  feet  and  legs  were  bare ;  a 

lad!  ye're  no  blate — is  it  knievin'  red  handkerchief  was  tied  about  the 

troots*  ye  think  ye  are  ?    But,  my  head ;  and,  strangest  of  all,  although 

stars  !  ye  are  as  droukit  as  if  ye  had  the  hairy  neck  and  whiskers  argued 

been  through  a' the  pools  o' the  burn !  him  a  man,  yet  was  he   from  the 

Sit  down,  my  jo,  till  we  dry  ye ;  and  waist  to  the  knees  clad  in  a  petticoat ! 

be  qu'et  till  I  get  a  fire."    Peats  and  I  started  to  my  feet,  visions  of 

bogwood  were  now  heaped  upon  the  sleepwalkers  and  lunatics  thronging 

hearth  ;  and  kneeling  down  upon  the  through  my  imagination,  but  was 

broad  stone,  she  began  puffing  away  caught  hold  of  by  Nanny,  who,  sha- 

with  her  pretty  puckered  mouth;  king  with  suppressed  laughter,  whis- 

partly,  I  suppose,  because  there  are  pered  me,  while  the  tears  ran  out 

no  bellows  in  Glen         ;  and  partly,  and  danced  upon  her  long  lashes  for 

I  took  it  for  granted,  to  afford  me  an  very  fun,  that  it  was  only  precious 

opportunity  of  kneeling  beside  and  Aleck,  "  wham  Jeanie  had  cled  in 

preeing  it.  The  smoke  now  rose  be-  her  bit  wyliecoat,  since  she  dauredna 

fore  me  in  thick  volumes,  and  for  a  wake  the  hoose  to  look  for  aught 

while  I  lost  sight  of  Aleck  and  his  else;"  then,  laying  her  hand  upon 

Jeanie.  By  and  by,  however,  on  rai-  my  shoulder   (and  the   wet   oozed 

sing  my  head,  I  started  back  at  seeing  from  between  her  fingers),  she  pro- 


*  "  Knieving  trouts"  (they  call  it  tickling  in  England)  is  good  sport.  You  go  to 
a  stony  shallow  at  night,  a  companion  hearing  a  torch;  then,  stripping  to  the  thighs 
and  shoulders,  wade  in  ;  grope  with  your  hands  under  the  stones,  sods,  and  other 
harbourage,  till  you  find  your  game,  then  grip  him  in  your  "  knieve,"  and  toss  him 
ashore. 

I  rememher,  when  a  hoy,  carrying  the  splits  for  a  servant  of  the  family,  called  Sam 
Wham.  Now  Sam  was  an  able  young  fellow,  well-boned  and  willing  ;  a  hard- 
headed  cudgel-player,  and  a  marvellous  tough  wrestler,  for  he  had  a  backbone  like  a 
sea-serpent;  this  gained  him  the  name  of  the  Twister  and  Twiner.  He  had  got  into 
the  river,  and  with  his  back  to  me,  was  stooping  over  a  broad  stone,  when  something 
bolted  from  under  the  bank  on  which  I  stood,  right  through  his  legs.  Sam  fell  with 
a  great  splash  upon  his  face,  but  in  falling  jammed  whatever  it  was  against  the  stone. 
"  Let  go,  Twister,"  shouted  I,  "  'tis  an  otter,  he  will  nip  a  finger  off  you." — 
"  Whisht,"  sputtered  he,  as  he  slid  his  hand  under  the  water ;  "  May  I  never  read  a 
text  again,  if  he  isna  a  sawmont  wi'  a  shouther  like  a  hog  !" — "  Grip  him  by  the 
gills,  Twister,"  cried  I. — "  Saul  will  I !"  cried  the  Twiner  ;  but  just  then  there  was 
a  heave,  a  roll,  a  splash,  a  slap  like  a  pistol-shot ;  down  went  Sam,  and  up  went  the 
salmon,  spun  like  a  shilling  at  pitch  and  toss,  six  feet  into  the  air.  1  leaped  in  just 
as  he  came  to  the  water  ;  but  my  foot  caught  between  two  stones,  and  the  more 
I  pulled  the  firmer  it  stuck.  The  fish  fell  in  a  spot  shallower  than  that  from 
which  he  had  leaped.  Sam  saw  the  chance,  and  tackled  to  again  :  while  I,  sit- 
ting down  in  the  stream  as  best  I  might,  held  up  my  torch,  and  cried  fair 
play,  as  shoulder  to  shouldei',  throughout  and  about,  up  and  down,  roll  and  tumble, 
to  it  they  went,  Sam  and  the  salmon.  The  Twister  was  never  so  twined  before. 
Yet  through  crossbuttocks  and  capsizes  innumerable,  he  still  held  on  ;  now  haled 
through  a  pool ;  now  haling  up  a  bank  ;  now  heels  over  head ;  now  head  over  heels ; 
now  head  and  heels  together ;  doubled  up  in  a  corner  ;  but  at  last  stretched  fairly  on 
his  back,  and  foaming  for  rage  and  disappointment ;  while  the  victorious  salmon, 
slapping  the  stones  with  his  tail,  and  whirling  the  spray  from  his  shoulders  at  every 
roll,  came  boring  and  snoring  up  the  ford.  I  tugged  and  strained  to  no  purpose ; 
he  flashed  by  me  with  a  snort,  and  slid  into  the  deep  water.  Sam  now  staggered 
forward  with  battered  bones  and  peeled  elbows,  blowing  like  a  grampus,  and  cursing 
like  nothing  but  himself.  He  extricated  me,  and  we  limped  home.  Neither  rose 
for  a  week  ;  for  I  had  a  dislocated  ankle,  and  the  Twister  was  troubled  with  a  broken 
rib.  Poor  Sam  !  he  had  his  brains  discovered  at  last  by  a  poker  in  a  row,  and 
was  worm's  meat  within  three  months;  yet,  ere  he  died,  he  had  the  satisfaction  of 
feasting  on  his  old  antagonist,  who  was  man's  meat  next  morning.  They  caught  him 
in  a  net,  Sam  knew  him  by  the  twist  in  his  tail. 


632 

posed,  with  a  maidenly  mixture  of 
kindliness  and  hesitation,  that  I 
should  go  and  do  so  likewise.  Who 
knows  how  I  might  have  stood  the 
temptation,  had  she  not  in  time  per- 
ceived my  error,  and,  blushing  deep- 
ly, explained,  that  as  Aleck  had 
done — undressed  himself  alone— so 
should  I.  Under  these  stipulations, 
I  declined  parting  with  more  than 
my  coat,  for  which  she  substituted 
a  curiously  quilted  coverlet;  then 
bringing  me  warm  water,  insisted  on 
my  bathing  my  feet.  I  gladly  con- 
sented ;  but  hardly  had  I  pulled  off 
the  coarse  stockings,  and  washed 
the  black  soil  from  my  hands,  when 
there  began  a  grievous  coughing  and 
grumbling  in  the  room  from  which 
the  girls  had  come. 

"  Lord,  haud  a  grip  o'  us  I"  cried 
Aleck;  "  it's  auld  Peg  hoastin' — 
De'il  wauken  her,  the  cankered 
rush  I  she'll  breed  a  bonny  splore 
gin  she  finds  me  here." 

"  Whisht,  whisht,"  whispered 
Nanny,  "  she's  as  keen  as  colly  i'the 
lugs ;  and  glegger  than  baudrons  i' 
the  dark." 

The  libelled  Mistress  Margaret 
gave  no  farther  time  for  calumnia- 
tion ;  slamming  open  the  door,  she 
came  down  upon  us,  gaunt,  grim, 
and  unescapable — "  Ye  menseless 
tawpies  !  ye  bauld  cutties !  ye  wan- 
ton limmers !  ye — who's  this?"  She 
snatched  the  light  from  Nannie's 
hand,  and  poked  it  close  to  my  face 
— "  Wha's  this  ?  I  say,  wha's  this  ?" 

"  Hoots,  woman!"  cried  Nanny, 
spiritedly,  yet  with  an  air  of  conci- 
liation, "  1'se  bail  ye  mony  a  boy  has 
come  over  the  moss  to  crack  wi' 
yoursell  when  ye  were  a  lassie." 

"  When  I  was  a  lassie  !" 

I  thought  she  would  have  choked ; 
but  her  indignation  at  last  made  its 
way  up  in  thunder  upon  my  devoted 
head. 

"  Wha  are  ye  ?  what  are  ye  ?  what 
fetches  ye  sornin'  here  ?  ye" 

Nanny  again  interposed.  "  He's 
just  a  weaver  lad,  I  tell  ye,  that 
Aleck  Lowther  fetched  frae  the 
Langslap  Moss  to  keep  him  com- 
pany." 

"  A  weaver  lad  !"  (I  had  raised 
my  foot  to  the  rim  of  the  tub,  and 
sat  with  my  chin  upon  my  hand,  and 
my  elbow  on  my  knee,  laughing,  to 
the  great  aggravation  of  her  anger). 


The  Wet  Wooing. 


[April, 


"  A  weaver  lad ! — there's  ne'er  a 
wabster  o'  the  Langslap  Moss  wi' 
siccan  a  leg  as  that ! — there's  ne'er  a 
ane  o'  a'  the  creeshy  clan  wha's  shins 
arena  bristled  as  red  as  a  belly  rash- 
er ! — there's  ne'er  a  wabster  o'  the 
Langslap  Moss  wi'  the  track  o'  a 
ring  upon  his  wee  finger ! — there's 
ne'er  a  wabster  o'  the  Langslap  Moss 
wi'  aughteen  hunner  linen  in  his 
sark-frill ! — Jamie,  hoi !  Jamie  Steen- 
son,  here's  a  spy  !" 

So  sudden  and  overpowering  was 
her  examination  and  judgment,  and 
her  voice  had  risen  to  such  a  pitch 
of  clamour,  that  all  my  attempts  at 
interruption  and  explanation  were 
lost;  while  the  screams  which  the 
girls  could  not  control  when  they 
heard  her  call  in  assistance,  prevent- 
ed a  reply.  One  after  another,  five 
ruffianly-looking  fellows  rushed  in 
at  her  call ;  and  ere  I  could  free 
myself  from  the  importunate  excul- 
pations of  poor  Nanny,  they  were 
crowding  and  cursing  round  me ; 
while  one,  apparently  their  leader, 
held  a  lantern  to  my  face,  a  pike  to 
my  throat,  and  demanded  my  name 
and  business.  That  these  were  one 
unhappy  remnant  of  the  rebel  party 
I  could  not  doubt ;  if  I  declared  my 
real  name,  I  might  expect  all  that 
exasperation  could  prompt  and  des- 
peration execute  against  a  disguised 
enemy  in  the  camp;  (for  the  only 
one  from  whom  I  could  expect  pro- 
tection was,  as  I  had  seen,  beyond 
my  appeal.)  Again,  to  give  a  ficti- 
tious name,  and  keep  up  the  charac- 
ter of  a  country  weaver,  was  revolt- 
ing to  my  pride,  and  in  all  likelihood 
beyond  my  ability.  Which  horn  of 
this  dilemma  I  might  have  impaled 
myself  on,  I  cannot  tell ;  for  a  sud- 
den interruption  prevented  my  an- 
swer. 

Aleck,  who  had  with  difficulty  been 
hitherto  restrained  by  the  united  ex- 
ertions of  the  three  women,  here 
burst  from  their  arms,  tossed  off  his 
blanket,  and  leaped  with  a  whoop 
into  the  middle  of  the  floor ; — except 
the  short  petticoat  about  his  loins  he 
was  stark  naked.  "  I'm  twal  stane 
wecht — my  name's  Aleck  Lawther 
— I'll  slap  ony  man  o'  ye  for  four- 
an'-twenty  tens  !"  As  he  uttered 
this  challenge,  tossing  his  long  arms 
about  his  head,  bouncing  upright, 
and  cutting  like  a  posture-master  at 


1832.]  The  Wet 

the  end  of  every  clause,  while  the 
scanty  kilt  fluttered  and  flapped  about 
his  sinewy  hauis,  the  men  fell  back 
in  a  panic,  as  if  from  a  spectre  j  but 
their  astonishment  soon  gave  place 
to  indignation,  and  my  questioner, 
clubbing  his  pike,  stepped  forward, 
and  making  the  shaft  rattle  off  the 
white  array  of  ribs,  which  poor 
Aleck's  flourish  had  left  unprotect- 
ed, reduced  his  proposals  to  practice 
in  a  trice.  He,  wisely  making  up  for 
disparity  of  forces  by  superiority  of 
weapon,  started  back,  and  adroitly 
unhooking  the  long  iron  chain  and 
pot-hooks  from  the  chimney,  set 
them  flying  round  his  head  like  a 
slinger  of  old ;  and  meeting  his  anta- 
gonist with  a  clash,  shot  him  rocket- 
wise  into  the  corner:  then  giving 
another  whirl  to  his  stretcher,  and 
leaping  out  with  the  full  swing  of 
his  long  body,  he  brought  it  to  bear 
upon  the  next.  There  was  another 
clattering  crash,  and  the  man  went 
down ;  but  pitching  with  his  shoul- 
der into  the  tub,  upset  it,  and  sent  a 
flood  of  water  into  the  fire.  Smoke, 
steam,  and  white  ashes,  whirled  up 
in  clouds ;  the  lantern  was  trampled 
out,  and  the  battle  became  general : 
for  one  rascal,  lifting  his  fallen  com- 
rade's pike,  (there  was  luckily  but 
one  among  them,)  advanced  upon 
me.  I  had  just  light  to  see  the 
thrust,  and  parry  it.  Another  second, 
and  we  had  closed  in  the  midst  of 
that  strange  atmosphere,  striking  and 
sneezing  at  each  other  across  the 
pike  shaft,  as  we  each  strove  to  wrest 
it  to  himself.  My  antagonist  was  a 
lusty  fellow,  and  tugged  me  stoutly, 
while  I  kept  him  between  me  and  the 
main  fight,  now  raging  through  the 
water  and  the  fire :  this  I  could  just 
distinguish  among  the  vapour  and 
smoke,  dashed  about  in  red  showers  of 
embers,  as  each  new  tramp  and  whirl 
of  the  combatants  swept  it  from  the 
hearthstone.  HowJ Aleck  fought  his 
two  opponents  I  co'uld  not  imagine ; 
yet  once,  during  a  minute's  relaxa- 
tion on  our  parts,  when,  having  got 
the  pike  jammed  between  a  table  and 
the  wall,  we  were  reduced  to  the 
by-play  of  kicking  one  another's  shin- 
bones,  I  could  hear,  every  now  and 
again,  above  the  medley  of  curses 
and  screams,  (for  the  women  were 
all  busy,)  his  lusty  "  Hah !"  as  he  put 
in  each  successive  blow ;  and  then 
the  bolt  and  thud  of  some  one  gone 
down,  far  away  in  the  distance  j  or 
VOL.  xxxi.  NO.  cxcin. 


Wooing. 


633 


the  rush  of  a  capsize  among  the  loose 
lumber  at  my  feet.  But  I  had  no 
longer  an  opportunity  of  noting  his 
prowess ;  for  my  antagonist,  getting 
the  weapon  disentangled,  hauled  me 
after  him  into  the  open  floor,  and 
then  began  upon  the  swinging  sys- 
tem. So  away  we  went,  sweeping- 
down  chairs  and  stools,  and  rolling 
fallen  bodies  over  in  our  course  ; 
till  tired  and  dizzy,  I  suddenly  plant- 
ed myself,  let  go  both  holds,  and 
dashing  in  right  and  left  together, 
sent  him  whirling  like  a  comet,  im- 
petuous and  hot,  into  the  void  be- 
yond. But  my  own  head  here  fell 
heavily  upon  my  breast ;  and  the 
whole  scene,  smoke,  fire,  and  shifting 
shapes,  with  all  their  mingled  hissing, 
and  battering,  oaths,  shrieks,  and  im- 
precations, shut  upon  my  senses. 

A  Babel  of  dull  sound,  chiming  and 
sawing  within  my  head,  announced 
my  returned  consciousness.  This  is 
no  dream,  thought  I;  I  have  been  hurt, 
but  I  am  afraid  to  ask  myself  where. 
If  my  skull  should  be  fractured  now, 
and  I  should  be  an  idiot  all  my  life,  or 
if  my  arm  should  be  broken — fare- 
well to  the  river !  But  can  I  be  still 
doubled  up  among  those  pots  and 
pans  which  I  crushed  beneath  me  in 
my  fall  ?  No,— dark  as  it  is,  I  feel 
that  I  am  laid  straight  and  soft.  I 
must  be  in  bed,  but  where  ?  where  ? 
It  was  some  time  before  I  had  cou- 
rage to  confirm  my  doubts  of  my 
head's  condition:  it  was  carefully 
bandaged,  and  doubtless  much  shat- 
tered :  I  could  feel  that  I  was  in  a 
close-paneled  bedstead,  such  as  are 
usual  in  old  houses;  but  had  too 
much  discretion  to  attempt  the  ha- 
zardous experiment  of  rising  without 
knowing  either  my  strength  or  situa- 
tion. So  I  lay,  fancying  all  sorts  of 
means  to  account  for  my  preserva- 
tion :  need  I  say  that  the  main  agent 
in  all  was  the  fair  Madeline  ? 

My  curiosity  was  at  length  relie- 
ved ;  a  rude  folding-door  opened  op- 
posite, and  shewed  a  low  dim  sitting- 
room  beyond,  from  which  there  rose 
a  few  steps  to  the  entrance  of  my 
chamber.  On  these  appeared,  not, 
alas !  the  fancied  visitant  who  was  to 
flit  about  my  bedside,  and  mix  her 
bright  presence  with  my  dreams; 
but  stately  and  severe,  with  a  pale 
cheek  and  compressed  lip,  her  father 
— my  aversion. 

I  lay  silent,  sick  at  the  thoughts  of 
my  own  meanness  in  his  eyes ;  while 
2s 


6S4 


The  Wet  Wooing. 


[April, 


he  advanced,  shading  the  light  of  the 
candle  from  my  face,  and  in  a  low- 
cold  tone,  asked  if  I  desired  any- 
thing ? 

I  shall  never  forget  him  as  he 
stood,  the  light  thrown  full  upon  his 
strong  features  and  hroad  chest,  and 
shining  purple  through  the  fingers  of 
his  large  hand.  "  I  asked,  sir,  did  you 
require  any  assistance  ?"  he  repeat- 
ed. "  Are  you  in  pain?"  he  went  on. 
I  now  replied  that  my  chief  pain  was 
caused  by  my  own  unworthy  ap- 
pearance; made  a  confused  apology 
for  my  misconduct,  and  offered  my 
acknowledgments  for  the  protection 
I  had  received.  "  You  have  saved 
the  life  of  my  child,"  he  said,  turn- 
ing slightly  from  me,  "  and  protec- 
tion is  a  debt  which  must  be  paid ; 
for  your  follower,  he  must  thank  the 
same  circumstance  for  what  little 
life  his  own  mad  conduct  has  left 
him."  Without  another  word,  he 
toolc  a  phial  from  the  table,  and,  pour- 
ing out  a  draught,  handed  it  to  me ; 
I  mechanically  drunk  it  off;  but  ere 
I  had  taken  it  from  my  lips,  he  was 
gone.  I  heard  the  doors  close  and 
the  bolts  shoot  after  him  with  strange 
forebodings;  and  when  the  sound 
of  his  footsteps  had  died  away  in  the 
long  passage  beyond,  fell  back  in  a 
wild  maze  of  apprehension  and  self- 
censure,  till  I  again  sank  into  a  heavy 
sleep. 

When  I  awoke,  there  was  a  yellow 
twilight  in  my  little  cabin,  from  the 
scattering  of  a  red  ray  of  the  sunset 
which  streamed  through  a  crevice  in 
the  door.  I  had  therefore  slept  a 
whole  day;  my  fever  was  abated; 
the  gnawing  pain  had  left  my  head, 
and  I  longed  to  eat.  I  knocked  upon 
the  boards,  and  the  door  was  pre- 
sently opened;  but  it  was  some  time 
ere  my  eyes  could  endure  the  flood 
of  light  which  then  burst  in.  The 
figure  which  at  length  became  visi- 
ble amid  it,  was  little  worthy  so 
goodly  a  birth.  The  lank,  slack,  ill- 
hinged  anatomy  of  Peg,  with  a  bottle 
in  one  hand,  and  a  long  horn  spoon 
in  the  other,  advanced,  and  in  no 
gracious  tone  demanded  what  was 
iny  will.  I  turned  and  lay  silent;  for 
I  never  felt  an  awkward  situation  so 
embarrassingas  then.  My  gorge  rose 
at  the  malignant  cause  of  all  my  dis- 
asters; but  interest  and  discretion 
told  me  to  be  civil  if  I  spoke  at  all. 
I  gave  no  answer ;  she  was  in  no  hu- 


mour to  suffer  such  trifling  with  her 
time.  "  Hear  till  him,  Jamie  !"  she 
exclaimed  to  some  one  behind  her, 
"  hear  till  him,  the  fashious  scunner ! 
he  dunts  folk  frae  their  wark  as  if 
he  was  the  laird  o'  the  Lang  Marches 
himsell,  and  then" "  Good  Mis- 
tress Margaret" «  Mistress  me 

nae  mistresses  !  there's  ne'er  a  wife 
i'  the  parish  has  a  right  to  be  mis- 
tressed,  since  she  deeit  wha's  wean 
ye  wad  betray!  Deil  hae  me  gin  I  can 
keep  my  knieves  aff  ye,  ye  ill-faured 
bluid-seller !"— "  Ill-faured  what  ?" 
shouted  I.  "  No  just  ill-faured  nei- 
ther, blest  be  the  Maker,  and  mair's 
the  pity ;  ye're  a  clean  boy  eneugh, 
as  I  weel  may  say,  wha  had  the 
strippin'  and  streekin'  o'  ye ;  but  I 
say  that  ye're  just  a  bluid-seller,  a 
reformer,  a  spy,  gin  ye  like  it  bet- 
ter !"  She  backed  down  the  steps, 
and  holding  a  leaf  of  the  door  at  each 
side,  stretched  in  her  neck,  and  went 
on,  "  Aye,  spy,  Willie  Macdonnell, 
spy  to  your  teeth. — Isna  your  name 
upon  your  sark  breast?  and  arena 
the  arms  that  ye  disgrace  upon  your 
seal^and  daur  ye  deny  them  ?  daur  ye 
deny  that  ye're  the  swearer  away  o' 
the  innocent  bluid  o'  puir  Hughy 
Morrison,  wham  ye  hangit  like  a 
doug  upon  the  lamp-posts  o'  Doon- 
patrick?  Daur  ye  hae  the  face  to 
deny  that  ye  come  here  e'en  noo  to 
reform  upon  Square  O'More  and  his 
bonny  wean  ?  Daur  ye  hae  the  impu- 
rence  to  deny  it  ?"  Here  I  was  relie- 
ved by  the  entrance  of  Mr  O'More 
himself.  I  addressed  him  in  a  tone 
as  cool  and  conciliatory  as  I  could 
command.  "  I  am  much  relieved  to 
find,  sir,  that  any  harshness  I  may 
have  to  complain  of,  has  originated 
in  a  mistake.  I  am  Mr  Macdonnell 
of  Redrigs.  It  was  only  last  week 
that  I  returned  from  England.  I  have 
not  been  in  this  part  or  the  country 
for  many  years ;  and  can  only  say, 
that  if  any  person  bearing  my  name 
deserves  the  character  you  seem  to 
impute  to  me,  I  detest  him  as  cor- 
dially as  you  do."  He  eyed  me  with 
visibly  increased  disgust.  "  It  will 
not  pass,  sir,  it  will  not  pass.  I  have 
had  notice  of  your  intentions.  Mr 
Macdonnell  of  Redrigs  is  in  Oxford/' 
— "  I  tell  you,  sir,  he  is  here !"  I 
cried,  starting  up  in  bed.  "  Back, 
back !"  he  exclaimed  to  the  servants 
who  were  pressing  round ;  they  fell 
back,  and  he  came  up  to  me.  "  Hark 


1832.] 


The  Wet  Wooing. 


ye,  sir,  instead  of  assuming  a  name  to 
which  you  have  no  right"—  The 
passion  which  had  been  burning  with- 
iii  me  all  along,  blazed  out  in  uncon- 
trollable fury.  I  started  with  a  sud- 
den energy  out  into  the  floor;  dash- 
ed backwards  and  forwards  through 
the  room,  stamping  with  indignation, 
while  I  asserted  my  honour,  and  de- 
manded satisfaction;  but  the  fire 
which  had  for  a  minute  animated  me 
failed;  my  tongue  became  confused 
and  feeble ;  the  whole  scene  whirled 
and  flickered  round  me,  and  I  sunk 
exhausted,  and  in  a  burning  fever, 
on  a  seat. 

Every  one  who  has  suffered  fever 
knows  what  a  fiery  trance  it  is.  How 
long  mine  had  continued  I  could  not 
guess ;  when  the  crisis  came,  it  was  fa- 
vourable, and  I  awoke,  cool  and  de- 
lighted, from  a  long  sweet  sleep. 
That  scene  I  had  already  witnessed, 
of  sunset  through  the  room  beyond, 
was  again  before  me ;  the  same  grey 
and  purple  haze  hung  over  the  moun- 
tain, and  the  same  rich  sky  from 
above  lit  up  the  river-reaches ;  the 
dim  old  room  was  warm  in  the  mel- 
low light;  the  folding-doors  stood 
wide  open,  but  on  the  steps  where 
the  marrer  of  the  whole  had  stood 
before,  lo!  the  radiance  revelling 
through  her  hair ;  the  rich  light 
flushing  warm  through  the  outline 
of  her  face  and  neck ;  the  sweet  re- 
pose of  satisfaction  and  conscious 
care  beaming  over  her  whole  coun- 
tenance ;  benign  and  beautiful  stood 
Madeline  O'More,  her  finger  on  her 
lips.  "  She,  too,  thinks  me  a  spy," 
I  muttered,  in  the  bitterness  of  my 
heart,  and  hid  my  face  upon  the  pil- 
low. But  who  can  describe  my  de- 
light when  I  heard  her  well-remem- 
bered accents  murmur  beside  me, 
"  Oh  no,  believe  me,  indeed  I  do 
not !"  I  looked  up.  She  was  cover- 
ed with  blushes — I  felt  them  reflect- 
ed on  my  own  cheek — there  was  a 
conscious  pause.  "  Then  you  do 
believe  that  I  am  what  I  have  told 
you  ?"  I  said  at  last.  "  Oh  yes !  but 
indeed  you  must  forgive  the  error," 
she  replied;  and  readily  did  I  ad- 
mit its  justifiableness,  when  she  went 
on  to  Jell  me  that  a  friend  had  rid- 
den a  long  journey  to  warn  them 
against  a  person  bearing  my  name, 
and  answering  to  my  appearance,  an 
apostate  from  their  own  cause,  and 
a  noted  spy,  who,  upon  some  vague 


635 

information  of  their  retreat,  had  set 
out  with  the  intention  of  discovering 
and  betraying  them ;  and  that  their 
friend  (in  whom  I  at  once  recognised 
the  priest  I  had  seen  her  father  con- 
duct from  the  house)  had  left  them 
but  a  few  minutes  before  I  arrived. 
It  was  now  my  turn  to  apologize 
and  explain.  She  listened,  with  many 
pleas  of  palliation  for  the  indignities  I 
had  endured,  to  my  account  of  my  bu- 
siness in  Ireland,  and  the  circumstan- 
ces which  had  led  me  to  Glen ; 

but  when  I  came  to  account  for  my 
appearance  at  Moyabel,  her  confu- 
sion satisfied  me  that  the  motive  was 
already  known.  I  felt  suddenly  con- 
scious of  having  been  dreamingabout 
her :  and  I  knew  that  a  fevered  man's 
dream  is  his  nurse's  perquisite :  dis- 
simulation, after  what  I  knew  and 
suspected  to  have  passed,  would 
have  been  as  impossible  as  repug- 
nant. So  then  and  there,  among 
that  mellow  sunset  in  the  sick  cham- 
ber, I  confessed  to  her  how  my  whole 
thoughts  had  been  haunted  by  her 
image,  since  the  time  when  her  fa- 
ther had  hurried  her  from  the  scene 
of  our  meeting;  how  I  could  not  rest 
while  any  scheme,  how  wild  soever, 
promised  me  even  a  chance  of  again 
beholding  her;  how  this  had  induced 
me  to  snatch  at  the  first  opportunity 
of  discovering  her,  and  had  brought 
on  that  disastrous  adventure  which 
had  ended  in  my  wound  :  but  that  I 
still  endured  another,  which  I  feared 
would  prove  incurable,  if  I  might 
not  live  upon  the  hope  (and  I  took 
her  hand)  of  gaining  her  to  be  my 
heart's  physician  constantly. 

Footsteps  suddenly  sounded  in 
the  passage.  I  released  her  hand, 
and  she  hid  her  confusion,  in  a  hasty 
escape  through  a  side-door,  just  be- 
fore her  father  made  his  appearance 
at  that  of  the  hall.  He  advanced  with 
a  frank  expression  of  pleasure  and 
concern;  took  his  seat  by  my  bed- 
side ;  congratulated  me  on  the  fa- 
vourable issue  of  my  illness,  and  re- 
peated those  apologies  and  explana- 
tions which  his  daughter  had  already 
made ;  adding  that  his  first  intention 
had  been  to  detain  me  prisoner,  so 
that  I  could  have  no  opportunity  of 
betraying  them  until  their  departure 
for  France  ;  but  that  the  moment  he 
had  heard  my  undisguised  ravings, 
he  perceived  the  injustice  of  which 
he  had  been  guilty;  that  Aleck's 


686 


The  Wet 


speech  having  returned  soon  after, 
(for  the  poor  fellow  was  so  beaten 
that  he  could  not  say  a  word  for  three 
days — but  I  have  taken  good  care  of 
him,)  another  evidence,  however  un- 
necessary, was  afforded  by  his  de- 
claration ;  and  that,  therefore,  a  mes- 
senger was  immediately  dispatched 
to  Knowehead,  with  private  letters, 
explaining  our  situation  and  its 
causes,  and  resting  on  the  honour  of 
my  friend  for  the  security  of  all. 
The  trust  had  been  well  reposed: 
Aleck,  who  was  able  to  go  home  in  a 
few  days,  had  come  the  night  before 
(although  returned  that  morning) 
with  the  intelligence  of  the  real  spy 
having  applied  for  information  to 
the  old  gentleman;  but  that,  loyal 
subject  and  zealous  protestant  as  he 
was,  he  had  given  him  no  more  than 
a  civil  indication  of  his  door.  All 
this  he  told  with  a  gratified  and  grate- 
ful air,  and  left  me  to  a  night  of  happy 
dreams. 

Next  morning,  however,  he  came 
to  me,  and  in  a  serious,  nay  severe 
manner,  told  me,  that  as  I  had  di- 
vulged the  motive  which  brought  me 
thither  in  my  ravings,  he  felt  it  a  duty 
to  himself  and  to  me,  now  that  I  was 
established  in  my  recovery,  to  inform 
me  that,  while  he  forgave  my  intru- 
sion on  a  privacy  he  had  already  beg- 
ged me  not  to  break,  he  must  desire 
that  there  should  be  no  recurrence 
of  attentions  to  his  daughter,  which 
might  distract  a  heart  destined  either 
for  the  service  of  a  free  Catholic  in 
regenerated  Ireland,  or  for  that  of 
Heaven  in  a  nunnery. 

He  had  laid  his  hand  upon  the  table, 
and  it  unconsciously  rested  upon 
the  seals  of  my  watch.  "  Look," 
said  I,  "  at  these  trinkets ;  I  shall  tell 
you  what  they  are,  and  let  them  be 
my  answer.  That  rude  silver  seal, 
with  the  arms  and  initials,  was  dug 
from  my  father's  orchard,  along  with 
the  bones  of  his  ancestor,  who  fell 
there  beneath  the  knives  of  free  Ca- 
tholics, in  —41,  a  greyhaired  man, 
among  the  seven  bodies  of  his  mur- 
dered wife  and  children.  Look  again 
at  that  curious  ring ;  it  was  worn  by 
his  son,  the  sole  survivor  of  all  that 
ancient  family  who  escaped,  a  maim- 
ed and  famished  spectre,  out  of  per- 
ry, after  the  same  party  had  driven 
him  to  eat  his  sword  belt  for  hunger. 
Look  once  again  at  this  more  antique 
locket  j  it  contains  the  hair  of  a  nia- 


Wooing.  [April, 

ternal  ancestor,  who  perished  for  the 
faith  among  the  fagots  of  Smithfield  ; 
and  look,  here,  at  my  own  arm,  that 
wound  I  received  when  a  child,  from 
the  chief  of  a  '  Heart  of  Steel'  ban- 
ditti, who,  under  the  same  banner, 
lighted  our  family's  escape  from  rape 
and  massacre,  by  the  flames  of  their 
own  burning  roof- tree;  and  yet  I — 
I,  every  drop  of  whose  blood  might 
well  cry  out  for  vengeance,  when 
I  see  these  remembrancers  of  my 
wrongs  in  the  hands  of  my  wrongs' 
defender,  do  yet  take  that  hand, 
and  long  to  call  him  father." 

I  was  here  interrupted  by  the  sud- 
den entrance  of  a  splashed  and 
wearied  messenger :  advancing  with 
a  military  salute,  he  presented  a  let- 
ter to  Mr  O'More. — "  Pardon  me," 
he  said,  hastily  tearing  it  open,  "  this 
is  on  a  matter  of  life  and  death." 
He  read  it  in  great  agitation;  led 
the  messenger  aside ;  gave  some 
hurried  orders;  took  down  his  arms 
from  the  mantelpiece ;  and  drawing 
his  belt,  and  fixing  in  his  pistols 
while  he  spoke,  addressed  me:  — 
"  Notwithstanding  what  you  have 
urged,  my  determination  remains  un- 
altered. I  must  leave  Moyabel,  for  I 
cannot  now  say  how  long :  you  shall 
be  taken  care  of  in  my  absence :  fare- 
well, sir,  farewell."  He  shook  me  by 
the  hand,  and  hurried  away.  I  heard 
confusion  in  the  house,  and  thought 
I  could  distinguish  the  sweet  voice 
of  Madeline,  broken  by  sobs  at  his 
departure.  A  considerable  party 
seemed  to  leave  the  house ;  for  there 
was  a  great  trampling  of  horses  in 
the  court-yard,  and  two  or  three 
mounted  men  passed  by  the  win- 
dows. At  length  they  were  out  of 
hearing,  and  I  determined  not  to  lose 
another  minute  of  the  precious  op- 
portunity. My  clothes  had  been 
brought  from  Knowehead,  and  I  was 
so  much  recovered  that  I  found  my- 
self able  to  rise,  and  set  about  dress- 
ing immediately.  My  continental  vi- 
sions of  beard  were  more  than  real- 
ized; and  if  I  failed  to  produce 
a  shapely  moustache,  'twas  not  for 
lack  of  material.  With  fluttering  ex- 
pectation, I  selected  the  most  grace- 
ful of  the  pantaloons ;  drew  on  my 
rings ;  arrayed  myself  in  the  purple 
velvet  slippers,  cap,  and  brocade 
dressing-gown;  took  one  lingering 
last  look  at  the  little  mirror,  and  de- 
scended into  the  parlour.  I  drew  a 


1836.] 


writing-table  to  me,  and  penned  a 
long  letter  to  Knowehead  ;  another 
to  Redrigs,  and  had  half-finished  a 
sonnet  to  Madeline.  The  day  was 
nearly  past,  and  she  had  not  yet 
made  her  appearance. 

For  the  first  time  the  thought 
struck  me,  and  that  with  a  pang 
which  made  me  leap  to  my  feet, 
that  she  had  accompanied  her  fa- 
ther, and  was  gone  !  gone,  perhaps, 
to  a  nunnery  in  France  !  gone,  and 
lost  to  me  for  ever  I  "  Hilloa,  Peg  !" 
and  I  thumped  the  floor  with  the 
poker,  "  Peg,  I  say  !  as  you  would  not 
have  me  in  another  fever,  come 
here!"  She  came  to  the  door:  the 
poor  old  creature's  eyes  were  swol- 
len and  bloodshot  :  she  made  a 
frightened  courtesy  to  me  as  I  stood, 
the  papers  crumpled  up  in  one  hand, 
and  the  poker  in  the  other.  —  "  Peggy, 
oh,  Peggy!  where  is  your  young 
mistress  ?" 

"  Save  us,  your  honour  !  Ye  are  na 
weel  ;  sail  I  fetch  you  a  drap  cor- 
dial ?" 

"  Your  mistress  ?  your  mistress  ? 
where  is  your  young  mistress  ?" 

"  Oh,  sir,  dear  !  take  anither  pos- 
set, and  gang  to  your  bed." 

"  To  the  devil  I  pitch  your  posset! 
where  is  your  young  mistress?  where 
is  Madeline  O'More  ?" 

She  turned  to  escape  :  I  leaped 
forward,  and  caught  her  by  the 
shoulder  —  "  Since  ye  maun  ken, 
then,"  she  screamed,  "  by  God's  pro- 
vidence, she's  on  the  saut  water  wi' 
the  Square,  her  father."  I  sank  back 
upon  the  sofa.  "  Wha,"  she  continued 
in  a  soothing  strain,  "  has  left  me  to 
take  charge  o'  your  honour's  head  till 
ye  can  gang  your  lane  :  A'  the  ithers 
are  awa,  but  wee  Jeanie  and  mysell  ; 
and  ye  wadna,  surely  your  honour 
wadna  gang  to  frichten  twa  lane 
weemen,  by  dwamin'  awa  that  gait, 
and  deein'  amang  their  hands  ?  But 
save  us,  if  there's  no  auld  Knowe- 
head  himsell,  wi'  that  bauhl  sorner, 
Aleck  Lawther,  on  a  sheltie  at  his 
heels,  trottin'  doon  the  causey  !  — 
Jeanie,  hoi,  Jeanie,  rin  and  open  the 
yett." 

I  lay  back  —  sick  —  sick  —  sick.  The 
old  man,  booted  and  spurred,  strode 
in— 

<c  I'm  thinkin',  Willie,  ye  hae  catch- 
ed  a  cloured  head  ?" 

"  If  I  do  not  catch  a  strait-waist- 
coat, sir,  it  will  be  the  less  mattor.'  ' 


The  Wet  Wooing  537 

"  Willie,  man,"  said  he,  without  no" 
ticing  my  comment, "  she's  weel  awa, 
and  you  are  weel  redd — but  toss  off 
thae  wylie-coats  and  nightcaps,  and 
lap  yoursell  up  in  mensefu'  braid- 
claith ;  for,  donsie  as  you  are,  you 
maun  come  alang  wi'  me  to  Kiiowe- 
head — there's  a  troop  o'  dragoons 
e'en  now  on  Skyboe  side,  wi'  your 
creditable  namesake  at  their  head, 
and  they'll  herry  Moyabel  frae 
hearth-stane  to  riggin'  before  sax 
hours  are  gane— best  keep  frae  un- 
der a  lowin'  king-post,  and  on  the 
outside  o'  the  four  wa's  o'  a  pre- 
vost. — You're  no  fit  to  ride,  man; 
and  you  couldna  thole  the  joltin'  o'  a 
wheel-car — but  never  fear,  we'll  slip 
you  hame  upon  a  feather-bed — Nae 
denial,  Willie — here,  draw  on  your 
coat:  now,  that's  somethin'  purpose- 
like — cram  thae  flim-flams  into  a 
poke,  my  bonny  Jean,  and  fetch  me 
a  handkerchief  to  tie  about  his-  head : 
Come,  Willie,  take  my  arm— come 
awa,  come  awa." 

I  was  passive  in  his  hands,  for  I 
felt  as  weak  as  an  infant.  They  wrap- 
ped me  up  in  great-coats  and  blan- 
kets, and  supported  me  to  the  court- 
yard. I  had  hardly  strength  to  speak 
to  Aleck,  whom  I  now  saw  for  the 
first  time  since  the  night  of  his  dis- 
aster ;  the  poor  fellow's  face  still  bore 
the  livid  marks  of  his  punishment, 
but  he  was  active  and  assiduous  as 
ever.  A  slide  car  or  slipe — a  vehicle 
something  like  a  Lapland  sledge — 
was  covered  with  bedding  in  the 
middle  of  the  square :  a  cart  was 
just  being  hurried  off,  full  of  loose 
furniture,  with  Peggy  and  Jenny  in 
front.  I  was  placed  upon  my  hurdle, 
apparently  as  little  for  this  world  as 
if  Tyburn  had  been  its  destination  : 
Knowehead  and  Aleck  mounted  their 
horses  ;  took  the  reins  of  that  which 
drew  me  at  either  side,  and  hauled 
me  off  at  a  smart  trot  along  the 
smooth  turf  of  the  grass-grown 
causeway.  The  motion  was  sliding 
and  agreeable,  except  on  one  occa- 
sion, when  we  had  to  take  a  few 
perches  of  the  highway  in  crossing 
the  river;  but  when  we  struck  off 
into  the  green  horse-track  again,  and 
began  to  rise  and  sink  upon  the  ridges 
of  the  broad  lea,  I  could  have  com- 
pared my  humble  litter  to  the  knight's 
horses,  which  felt  like  proud  seas 
under  them.  From  the  sample  I  had 
had  of  that  part  of  the  country  on 


638 

the  night  of  the  flood,  I  had  antici- 
pated a  "  confused  march  forlorn, 
through  bogs,  caves,  fens,  lakes,  dens, 
and  shades  of  death,"  but  was  agree- 
ably surprised  to  see  the  Longslap 
Moss  a  simple  stripe  along  the  wa- 
ter's edge,  lying  dark  in  the  deepen- 
ing twilight,  a  full  furlong  from  our 
path,  which,  instead  of  weltering 
through  the  soaked  and  spungy 
flats  that  I  had  expected,  wound  dry 
and  mossy  up  the  gentle  slope  of  a 
smooth  green  hill ;  so  that,  although 
the  night  closed  in  upon  us  ere  half 
our  journey  was  completed,  we  ar- 
rived at  Knowehead  without  farther 
accident  than  one  capsize,  (the  beau- 
ty of  slipping  consists  in  the  impos- 
sibility of  breaks  down,)  and  so  far 
from  being  the  worse  of  my  "  sail," 
I  felt  actually  stronger  than  on  lea- 
ving the  Grange ;  nevertheless  I  was 
put  to  bed,  where  I  continued  for  a 
week. 

Next  day  brought  intelligence  of 
the  wrecking  of  Moyabel  in  the 
search  for  the  rebel  general  and  the 
sick  Frenchman :  Our  measures  had 
been  so  well  taken,  however,  that  no 
suspicion  attached  itself  to  Knowe- 
head. I  learned  from  Peggy,  so  soon 
as  her  lamentations  subsided,  that 
Mr  O'More  was  a  south  country  gen- 
tleman, who  had  married  her  master's 
sister,  and  that  Madeline  was  his  on- 
ly child ;  that  this  had  been  his  first 
visit  to  the  north  since  the  death  of 
his  lady,  which  had  taken  place  at 
her  brother's  house,  but  that  Moy- 
abel had  long  been  the  resort  of  his 
friends  and  emissaries.  The  old  wo- 
man left  Knowehead  that  night,  and 
I  learned  no  more  ;  for  Jenny  (who 
remained  with  Miss  Janet)  had  been 
so  busy  with  her  care  of  Aleck  du- 
ring his  illness,  and  afterwards  so 
unwell  herself,  that  she  knew  nothing 
more  than  I. 

Another  week  completely  re-esta- 
blished me  in  my  strength;  but  the 
craving  that  had  never  left  me  since 
the  last  sight  of  Madeline,  kept  me 
still  restless  and  impatient.  Mean- 
while Aleck's  courtship  had  ripened 
in  the  golden  sun  of  matrimony,  and 
the  wedding  took  place  on  the  next 
Monday  morning.  He  was  a  favour- 
ite with  all  at  Knowehead,  and  the 
event  was  celebrated  by  a  dance  of 
all  the  young  neighbours.  After  wit- 
nessing the  leaping  and  flinging  in  the 
barn  for  half  an  hour,  I  retired  to 


The  Wet  Wooing. 


[April, 


Miss  Janet's  parlour,  where  I  was 
lolling  away  the  evening  on  her  high- 
backed  sofa,  along  with  the  old  gen- 
tleman, who,  driven  from  his  capitol 
in  the  kitchen  by  the  bustle  of  the 
day,  had  installed  himself  in  the  un- 
wonted state  of  an  embroidered  arm- 
chair beside  me.  We  were  projecting 
a  grand  coursing  campaign  before  I 
should  leave  the  country,  and  listen- 
ing to  the  frequent  bursts  of  merri- 
ment from  the  barn  and  kitchen, 
when  little  Davie  came  in  to  tell  his 
master  that  "  Paul  Ingram  was  spee- 
rin'  gain  he  wad  need  ony  tay,  or 
brendy,  or  prime  pigtail,  or  Virgin- 
ney  leaf." 

"  I  do  not  just  approve  of  Paul's 
line  of  trade,"  observed  the  old  man, 
turning  to  me ;  "  for  I'm  thinking 
his  commodities  come  oftener  frae 
the  smuggler's  cave  than  the  King's 
store ;  but  he's  a  merry  deevil,  Paul, 
and  has  picked  up  a  braw  hantle  o' 
mad  ballads  ae  place  and  another ; 

some  frae  Glen here,  some  frae 

Galloway,  some  frae  the  Isle  o'  Man, 
and  some  queer  lingos  he  can  sing, 
that  he  says  he  learned  frae  the 
Frenchmen." 

A  sudden  thought  struck  me.  "  I 
will  go  out  and  get  him  to  sing  some 
to  me,  sir."—"  Is  Rab  Halliday  there, 
Davie  ?"  enquired  he. 

"  Oh  aye,  sir,"  said  Davie ;  "  it's 
rantin'  Rab  that  ye  hear  roar  in'  e'en 
noo." 

"  Weel,  tell  him,  Davie,  that  here's 
Mr  William,  wha  has  learned  to  speel 
Parnassus  by  a  step-ladder,  has  come 
to  hear  the  sang  he  made  about  my 
grandmither's  wooin'." 

Accordingly  Davie  ushered  me  to 
the  kitchen.  I  could  distinguish 
through  the  reaming  fumes  of  liquor 
and  tobacco  about  half  a  dozen  ca- 
rousers ;  they  were  chorusing  at 
the  full  stretch  of  their  lungs  the 
song  of  a  jolly  fellow  in  one  corner, 
who,  nodding,  winking,  and  flou- 
rishing his  palms,  in  that  state  of  per- 
fect bliss  "  that  good  ale  brings  men 
to,"  was  lilting  up 

"  Till  the  house  be  rinnin'  round  about, 

It's  time  enough  to  flit; 
When  we  fell,  we  aye  gat  up  again, 

And  sae  will  we  yet !" 

This  was  ranting  Rab  Halliday — 
they  all  rose  at  my  entrance;  but 
being  able  to  make  myself  at  home 
in  all  companies,  I  had  little  difficul- 


1832.]  The  Wet  Wooing.  639 

ty  in  soon  restoring  them  to  their  any  lack  of  skill  that  might  be  de- 
seats  and  jollity ;  while  Davie  signi-  tected  by  my  learning,  sang  with 
fied  what  was  to  him  intelligible  of  great  humour  the  following  verses, 
his  master's  wishes  to  the  tuneful  which  he  entitled 
ranter.    Rab,  after  praying  law  for 


THE  CANNY  COURTSHIP. 

YOUNG  Redrigs  walks  where  the  sunbeams  fa'  j 

He  sees  his  shadow  slant  up  the  wa' — 

Wi'  shouthers  sae  braid,  and  wi'  waist  sae  sma', 

Guid  faith  he's  a  proper  man  ! 
He  cocks  his  cap,  and  he  streeks  out  his  briest; 
And  he  steps  a  step  like  a  lord  at  least ; 
And  he  cries  like  the  deevil  to  saddle  his  beast, 

And  aff  to  court  he's  gaun. 

The  Laird  o5  Largy  is  far  frae  frame, 
But  his  dochter  sits  at  the  quiltin'  frame, 
Kamin'  her  hair  wi'  a  siller  kame, 

In  mony  a  gowden  ban' : 
Bauld  Redrigs  loups  frae  his  blawin'  horse, 
He  prees  her  mou'  wi'  a  freesome  force — 
"  Come  take  me,  Nelly,  for  better  for  worse, 

To  be  your  ain  guidman." 

"  I'll  no  be  harried  like  bumbee's  byke— 
I'll  no  be  handled  unleddy  like — 
I  winna  hae  ye,  ye  worryin'  tyke, 

The  road  ye  came  gae  'lang !" 
He  loupit  on  wi'  an  awsome  snort, 
He  bang'd  the  fire  frae  the  flinty  court  j 
He's  aff  and  awa  in  a  snorin'  sturt, 

As  hard  as  he  can  whang. 

It's  doon  she  sat  when  she  saw  him  gae, 

And  a'  that  she  could  do  or  say, 

Was — "  O  !  and  alack !  and  a  well-a-day ! 

I've  lost  the  best  guidman!" 
But  if  she  was  wae,  it's  he  was  wud ; 
He  garr'd  them  a'  frae  his  road  to  scud ; 
But  Glowerin'  Sam  gied  thud  for  thud, 

And  then  to  the  big  house  ran. 

The  Glowerer  ran  for  the  kitchen  door ; 
Bauld  Redrigs  hard  at  his  heels,  be  sure, 
He's  wallop'd  him  roun'  and  roun'  the  floor, 

As  wha  but  Redrigs  can  ? 
Then  Sam  he  loups  to  the  dresser  shelf — 
"  I  daur  ye  wallop  my  leddy's  delf ; 
I  daur  ye  break  but  a  single  skelf 

Frae  her  cheeny  bowl,  my  man !" 

But  Redrigs'  bluid  wi'  his  hand  was  up  ; 
He'd  lay  them  neither  for  crock  nor  cup, 
He  play'd  awa'  wi'  his  cuttin'  whup, 

And  doon  the  dishes  dang  ; 
He  clatter'd  them  doon,  sir,  raw  by  raw  ; 
The  big  anes  foremost,  and  syne  the  sma' ; 
He  came  to  the  cheeny  cups  last  o'  a' — 

They  glanced  wi'  gowd  sae  thrang ! 


640  The  Wet  Wooiny. 

Then,  bonny  Nelly  came  skirlin*  butt ; 

Her  twa  white  arms  roun'  his  neck  she  put — 

"  O  Redrigs,  dear,  hae  ye  tint  your  wut  ? 

Are  ye  quite  and  clean  gane  wrang  ? 
O  spare  my  teapot !  O  spare  my  jug ! 
O  spare,  O  spare  my  posset-mug ! 
And  I'll  let  ye  kiss,  and  I'll  let  ye  hug, 

Dear  Redrigs,  a'  day  lang." 

"  Forgie,  forgie  me,  my  beauty  bright ! 
Ye  are  my  Nelly,  my  heart's  delight; 
I'll  kiss  and  I'll  hug  ye  day  and  night, 

If  alang  wi'  me  you'll  gang." 
"  Fetch  out  my  pillion,  fetch  out  my  cloak, 
You'll  heal  my  heart  if  my  bowl  you  broke." 
These  words,  whilk  she  to  her  bridegroom  spoke, 

Are  the  endin'  o'  my  sang. 


[April, 


I  got  this  copy  of  his  song  since, 
else  I  could  not  have  recollected  it 
from  that  hearing ;  for  I  was  too  im- 
patient to  put  the  plan  into  execu- 
tion for  which  I  had  come  out,  to  at- 
tend even  to  this  immortalizing  of  an 
ancestor. 

I  knew  Ingram  at  once  by  his  blue 
jacket,  and  the  corkscrews  which 
bobbed  over  each  temple  as  he  nod- 
ded and  swayed  his  head  to  the 
flourishes  of  "  the  gaberlunzie  man," 
(the  measure  which  Halliday  had 
chosen  for  his  words  ;)  so  when  the 
song  was  finished,  and  I  had  drank  a 
health  to  Robin's  muse,  I  stepped 
across  to  where  he  sat,  and  said  I 
wished  to  speak  with  him  alone.  He 
put  down  his  jug  of  punch,  and  fol- 
lowed me  into  my  own  room.  I  closed 
the  door  and  told  him,  that  as  I 
understood  him  to  be  in  the  Channel 
trade,  I  applied  to  know  if  he  could 
put  me  on  any  expeditious  convey- 
ance to  the  coast  of  France.  "  Why, 
sir,"  said  he, "  I  could  give  you  a  cast 
myself  in  our  own  tight  thing,  the 
Saucy  Sally,  as  far  as  Douglas  or  the 
Calf;  and  for  the  rest  of  the  trip, 
why  there's  our  consort,  the  Little 
Sweep,  that  will  be  thereabouts  this 
week,  would  run  you  up,  if  it  would 
lie  in  your  way,  as  far  as  Guernsey, 
or,  if  need  be,  to  Belle  Isle."  "  Belle 
Isle  !"  repeated  I,  with  a  start ;  for 
the  words  of  O'More  to  the  priest 
came  suddenly  upon  my  recollec- 
tion, "  Has  any  boat  left  this  coast  or 
that  of  Man  for  Belle  Isle  within  the 
last  fortnight?"  "Not  a  keel,  sir; 
there's  ne'er  a  boat  just  now  in  the 
Channel  that  could  do  it  but  herself 
— they  call  her  the  Deil-sweep,  sir, 
among  the  revenue  sharks;  for  that's 
all  that  they  could  ever  make  of  her. 


She  is  the  only  boat,  sir,  as  I  have 
said,  and  if  so  be  you  arc  a  gentle- 
man in  distress,  you  will  not  be  the 
only  one  that  will  have  cause  to  trust 
to  her — but,  d — n  it,  (he  muttered,) 
these  women — well,  what  of  that  ? — 
Mayn't  I  lend  a  hand  to  save  a  fine 
fellow  for  all  that?— but  harkye, 
brother,  this  is  all  in  confidence." 

"  Your  confidence  shall  not  be 
abused,"  whispered  I,  hardly  able  to 
breathe  for  eager  hope — the  female 
passengers — the  desire  for  exclusion 
— the  only  boat  that  fortnight,  all 
confirmed  me.  "  Mr  O'More  and  I 
are  friends ;  fear  neither  for  him  nor 
yourself;  let  me  only  getfirst  onboard, 
and  I  can  rough  it  all  night  on  deck, 
as  many  a  time  I've  done  before :  his 
daughter  and  her  woman  can  have 
your  cabin  to  themselves."  It  was  a 
bold  guess,  but  all  right;  he  gaped  at 
me  for  a  minute  in  dumb  astonish- 
ment; then  closing  one  hand  upon 
the  earnest  which  1  here  slipped  into 
it,  drew  the  other  across  his  eyes,  as  - 
if  to  satisfy  himself  that  he  was  not 
dreaming,  and  in  a  respectful  tone 
informed  me  that  they  intended  sail- 
ing on  the  next  night  from  Cairn 
Castle  shore.  "  We  take  the  squire 
up  off  Island  Magee,  sir ;  he  has  been 
lying  to  on  the  look-out  for  us  there 
for  the  last  ten  days ;  so  that  if  you 
want  to  bear  a  hand  in  getting  the 
young  lady  aboard,  it  will  be  all  ar- 
ranged to  your  liking." 

During  this  conversation,  my 
whole  being  underwent  a  wonderful 
change ;  from  the  collapsing  sickness 
of  bereavement,  I  felt  my  heart  and 
limbs  expand  themselves  under  the 
delightful  enlargement  of  this  new 
spring  of  hope :  I  shook  Ingram  by 
th<?  hand,  led  him  back  to  the  kitchen, 


1832.] 

and  returned  to  the  old  man  with 
a  step  so  elated,  and  with  such  a 
kindling  of  animation  over  my  whole 
appearance,  that  he  exclaimed,  in 
high  glee,  "  Heard  ye  ever  sic  verses 
at  Oxford,  Willie ?  Odd!  man,  Rab 
Halliday  is  as  good  as  a  dozen  o' 
Janet's  possets  for  ye ;  I'll  hae  him  here 
again  to  sing  to  ye  the  morn's  e'en." 

"  He  is  a  very  pleasant  fellow — a 
very  pleasant  fellow,  indeed,  sir;  but 
I  fear  I  shall  not  be  able  to  enjoy  his 
company  to-morrow  night,  as  I  pur- 
pose taking  my  passage  for  the  Isle 
of  Man  in  Ingram's  boat." — "  Non- 
sense, Willie,  nonsense ;  ye  wadna 
make  yoursell  *  hail,  billy,  weel  met,' 
wi'  gallows-birds  and  vagabonds — 

though,  as  for  Paul  himsell" "  My 

dear  sir,  you  know  I  have  my  pass- 
port, and  need  not  care  for  the  repu- 
tation of  my  hired  servants ;  besides, 
sir,  you  know  how  fond  I  am  of  ex- 
citement of  all  sorts,  and  the  rogue 
really  sings  so  well" 

"  That  he  does,  Willie.  Weel,  weel 
— he  that  will  to  Cupar  maun  to 
Cupar^!"  and  so  saying,  he  lifted 
up  his  candle  and  marched  off  the 
field  without  another  blow. 

Ingram  and  I  started  next  evening 
about  four  o'clock,  attended  by  little 
Davie,  who  was  to  bring  back  the 
horse  I  rode  next  day ;  Ingram, 
whose  occupation  lay  as  much  on 
land  as  sea,  was  quite  at  home  on  his 
rough  sheltie,  which  carried  also  a 
couple  of  little  panniers  at  either  side 
of  the  pommel,  well-primed  with 
samples  of  his  contraband  commo- 
dities. We  arrived  a  little  after  night- 
fall in  Larne,  where  we  left  Davie 
with  the  horses,  while  Ingram,  ha- 
ving disposed  of  his  pony,  joined  me 
on  foot,  and  we  set  off  by  the  now 
bright  light  of  the  moon  along  the 
hills  for  Cairn  Castle. 

During  the  first  three  or  four  miles 
of  our  walk,  he  entertained  me  with 
abundance  of  songs  echoed  loud  and 
long  across  the  open  mountain;  but 
when  we  descended  from  it  towards 
the  sea,  we  both  kept  silence  and  a 
sharp  look-out  over  the  unequal  and 
bleak  country  between.  We  now  got 
among  low  clumpy  hills  and  furzy 
gullies;  and  had  to  pick  our  steps 
through  loose  scattered  lumps  of 
rock,  which  were  lying  all  round  us 
white  in  the  clear  moonshine,  like 
flocks  of  sheep  upon  the  hill-side. 
The  wind  was  off  the  shore,  and  we 


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did  not  hear  the  noise  of  the  water 
till,  at  the  end  of  one  ravine,  we 
turned  the  angular  jut  of  a  low  pro- 
montory, and  beheld  the  image  of  the 
moon  swinging  in  its  still  swell  at 
our  feet. 

Ingram  whistled,  and  was  answer- 
ed from  the  shore  a  little  farther  on  ; 
he  stepped  out  a  few  paces  in  ad- 
vance and  led  forward ;  presently  I 
saw  a  light  figure  glide  out  of  the 
shadow  in  front  and  approach  us. 

"  Veil,  mine  Aposte"le  Paul,  vat 
news  of  the  Ephesiens  ?" 

w  All  right,  Munsher  Martin,  and 
here  is  another  passenger." 

He  whispered  something,  and  the 
little  Frenchman  touched  his  hat  with 
an  air;  and  expressed,  in  a  com- 
pound of  Norman- French,  Manx,  and 
English,  the  great  pleasure  he  had  in 
doing  a  service  to  the  illustrious  ca- 
valier, the  friend  of  liberty.  Hear- 
ing a  noise  in  front,  I  looked  up  and 
discerned  the  light  spar  of  a  mast 
peeping  over  an  intervening  barrier 
of  rock ;  we  wound  round  it,  and  on 
the  other  side  found  a  cutter-rigged 
boat  of  about  eighteen  tons  hauled 
close  to  the  natural  quay,  with  her 
mainsail  set  and  flapping  heavily  in 
the  night  wind.  Here  we  met  an- 
other seaman.  In  ten  minutes  we 
were  under  way ;  the  smooth  ground- 
swell  running  free  and  silent  from 
our  quarter,  and  the  boat  laying  her- 
self out  with  an  easy  speed,  as  she 
caught  the  breeze  freshening  over 
the  lower  coast.  The  Saucy  Sally 
was  a  half-decked  cutter,  (built  for  a 
pleasure-boat  in  Guernsey,)  and  a 
tight  thing,  as  Ingram  had  said.  I  did 
not  go  into  the  cabin,  which  occupied 
all  the  forecastle,  but  wrapping  my- 
self in  my  cloak,  lay  down  along  the 
stern-sheets,  and  feigned  to  be  asleep, 
for  I  was  so  excited  by  the  prospect 
of  meeting  Madeline,  that  I  could  no 
longer  join  in  the  conversation  of  the 
crew.  In  about  half  an  hour  I  heard 
them  say  that  we  were  in  sight  of 
Island  Magee,  and  rising,  beheld  it 
dark  over  our  weather-bows ;  I  went 
forward  and  continued  on  the  fore- 
castle in  feverish  impatience  as  we 
neared  it ;  the  breeze  stiffened  as  we 
opened  Larne  Lough,  and  the  Saucy 
Sally  tossed  two  or  three  sprinklings 
of  cold  spray  over  my  shoulders,  but 
I  shook  the  water  from  my  cloak  and 
resumed  my  look-out.  At  last  we 
were  within  a  quarter  of  a  mile  of 


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the  coast,  and  a  light  appeared  right 
opposite ;  we  showed  another  and  lay- 
to  ;  with  a  fluttering  heart  I  awaited 
the  approach  of  a  boat ;  twice  I  fan- 
cied I  saw  it  distinguish  itself  from 
the  darkness  of  the  coast,  and  twice 
I  felt  the  blank  recoil  of  disappoint- 
ment ;  at  last  it  did  appear,  dipping 
distinct  from  among  the  rocks  and 
full  of  people ;  they  neared  us  ;  my 
heart  leapt  at  every  jog  of  their  oars 
in  the  loose  thewels;  for  I  could 
now  plainly  discern  two  female  fi- 
gures, two  boatmen,  and  a  muffled 
man  in  the  stern.  All  was  now  cer- 
tain; they  shot  alongside,  laid  hold  of 
the  gunnel,  and  I  heard  O'More's 
voice  call  on  Ingram  to  receive  the 
lady ;  I  could  hardly  conceal  my  agi- 
tation as  she  was  lifted  on  deck,  but 
had  no  power  to  advance;  Nancy 
followed,  and  O'More  himself  leaped 
third  on  deck — the  boat  shoved  off, 
the  helmsman  let  the  cutter's  head 
away,  the  mainsail  filled,  and  we 
stood  out  to  sea. 

Here  I  was  then,  and  would  be 
for  four-and-twenty  hours  at  the 
least,  by  the  side  of  her  whom  a 
little  time  before  I  would  have  given 
years  of  my  life  to  have  been  near 
but  for  a  minute ;  yet,  with  an  unac- 
countable irresolution,  I  still  delay- 
ed, nay,  shrunk,  from  the  long-sought 
interview.  It  was  not  till  her  father 
had  gone  into  the  little  cabin  to  ar- 
range it  for  her  reception,  and  had 
closed  the  door  between  us,  that  I 
ventured  from  my  hiding-place  be- 
hind the  foresail,  and  approached  her 
where  she  stood  gazing  mournfully 
over  the  boat's  side  at  the  fast  pass- 
ing shores  of  her  country.  I  whis- 
pered her  name ;  she  knew  my  voice 
at  the  first  syllable,  and  turned  in 
amazed  delight;  but  the  flush  of 
pleasure  which  lit  up  her  beantiful 
features  as  I  clasped  her  hand,  had 
hardly  dawned  ere  it  was  chased  by 
the  rising  paleness  of  alarm.  I  com- 
forted her  by  assurances  of  eternal 
love,  and  vowed  to  follow  her  to  the 
ends  of  the  earth  in  despite  of  every 
human  power.  We  stood  alone ;  for 
two  sailors  were  with  O'More  and 
the  girl  in  the  cabin,  and  the  third, 
having  lashed  the  tiller  to,  was  fixing 
something  forward.  We  stood  alone 
I  cannot  guess  how  long — time  is 
short,  but  the  joy  of  those  moments 
has  been  everlasting.  We  exchan- 
ged vows  of  mutual  affection  and 


The  Wet  Wooing.  [April, 

constancy,    and  I  had    sealed  our 


blessed  compact  with  a  kiss,  witness- 
ed only  by  the  moon  and  stars,  when 
the  cabin-door  opened,  and  her  fa- 
ther stood  before  me.  I  held  out 
my  hand,  and  accosted  him  with  the 
free  confidence  of  a  joyful  heart. 
The  severe  light  of  the  moon  sharp- 
ened his  strong  features  into  start- 
ling expression,  as  he  regarded  me 
for  a  second  with  mingled  astonish- 
ment and  vexation.  He  did  not  seem 
to  notice  my  offered  hand,  but  saying 
something  in  a  low,  cold  tone  about 
the  unexpected  pleasure,  turned  to 
the  steersman,  and  demanded  fierce- 
ly why  he  had  not  abided  by  his 
agreement  ?  The  sailor,  quailing  be- 
fore the  authoritative  tone  and  as- 
pect of  his  really  noble-looking  ques- 
tioner, began  an  exculpatory  account 
of  my  having  been  brought  thither 
by  Ingram,  to  whom  he  referred. 

Bold  Paul  was  beginning  with 
"  Lookee,  Squire,  I'm  master  of  this 
same  craft,"  when  I  interrupted  him 
by  requesting  that  he  would  take  his 
messmates  to  the  bows,  and  leave 
the  helm  with  me,  as  I  wished  to  ex- 
plain the  matter  myself  in  private. 
He  consigned  his  soul,  in  set  terms, 
to  the  devil,  if  any  other  man  than 
myself  should  be  allowed  to  make  a 
priest's  palaver-box  of  the  Saucy 
Sally,  and  sulkily  retired,  rolling  his 
quid  with  indefatigable  energy,  and 
squirting  jets  of  spittle  half-mast 
high. 

O'More  almost  pushed  the  reluc- 
tant Madeline  into  the  cabin,  closed 
the  door,  and  addressed  me.—"  To 
what  motive  am  I  to  attribute  your 
presence  here,  Mr  Macdonnell  ?" 

"  To  one  which  I  am  proud  to 
avow,  the  desire  of  being  near  the 
object  of  my  sole  affections,  your 
lovely  daughter;  as  well,  sir,  as  from 
a  hope  that  I  may  still  be  able  to 
overcome  those  objections  which  you 
once  expressed." 

He  pointed  over  the  boat's  side  to 
the  black  piled  precipices  of  the 
shore,  as  they  stood  like  an  iron  wall 
looming  along  the  weather-beam. — 
"  Look  there,  sir ;  look  at  the  Bloody 
Gobbins,  and  hear  me— When  a  set- 
ting moon  shall  cease  to  fling  the 
mourning  of  their  shadows  over  the 
graves  of  my  butchered  ancestors, 
and  when  a  rising  sun  shall  cease 
to  bare  before  abhorrinsr  Christen- 
dom"  


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643 


"  Luff,  sir,  luff,"  cried  Ingram,  from 
the  forecastle. 

"  Come  aft  yourself,  Paul,"  I  re- 
plied in  despair  and  disgust. 

O'More  retired  to  the  cabin  bulk- 
head, and  leaned  against  the  door, 
without  completing  his  broken  vow. 
Ingram  took  the  helm,  and  I  sat  down 
in  silence.  Paul  saw  our  unpleasant 
situation,  and  ceasing  to  remember 
his  own  cause  for  ill-humour,  strove 
to  make  us  forget  ours.  He  talked 
with  a  good  deal  of  tact,  but  with 
little  success,  for  the  next  half  hour. 
O'More  remained  stern  and  black  as 
the  Gobbins  themselves,  now  rapid- 


ly sinking  astern,  while  the  coast  of 
Island  Magee  receded  into  the  broad 
Lough  of  Belfast  upon  our  quarter. 
The  moon  was  still  shining  with  un- 
abated lustre,  and  we  could  plainly 
discern  the  bold  outline  of  the  hills 
beyond;  while  the  coast  of  Down 
and  the  two  Copelands  lay  glistening 
in  grey  obscure  over  our  starboard 
bow.  No  sail  was  within  sight;  we 
had  a  stiff  breeze  with  a  swinging 
swell  from  the  open  bay ;  and  as  the 
cutter  lay  down  and  shewed  the 
glimmer  of  the  water's  edge  above 
her  gunnel,  the  glee  of  the  glorying 
sailor  burst  out  in  song. 

Haul  away,  haul  away,  down  helm,  I  say ; 

Slacken  sheets,  let  the  good  boat  go. — 
Give  her  room,  give  her  room  for  a  spanking  boom; 

For  the  wind  comes  on  to  blow — 
(Haul  away !) 

For  the  wind  comes  on  to  blow, 
And  the  weather-beam  is  gathering  gloom, 

And  the  scud  flies  high  and  low. 

Lay  her  out,  lay  her  out,  till  her  timbers  stout, 

Like  a  wrestler's  ribs,  reply 
To  the  glee,  to  the  glee  of  the  bending  tree, 

And  the  crowded  canvass  high — 
(Lay  her  out !) 

And  the  crowded  canvass  high ; 
Contending,  to  the  water's  shout, 

With  the  champion  of  the  sky. 

Carry  on,  carry  on ;  reef  none,  boy,  none ; 

Hang  her  out  on  a  stretching  sail : 
Gunnel  in,  gunnel  in  !  for  the  race  we'll  win, 

While  the  land-lubbers  so  pale — 
(Carry  on !) 

While  the  land- lubbers  so  pale 
Are  fumbling  at  their  points,  my  son, 

For  fear  of  the  coming  gale  ! 

All  but  O'More  joined  in  the  cho-     down  the  peak  halliards ;  while  they 


rus  of  the  last  stanza,  and  the  bold 
burst  of  harmony  was  swept  across 
the  water  like  a  defiance  to  the  east- 


brought  the  boat  up  and  took  in  one 
reef  in  the  mainsail ;  but  the  word 
was  still  "helm  a  larboard,"  and  the 


ern  gale.  Our  challenge  was  accept-     boat's  head  had  followed  the  wind 
ed.    "  Howsomever,"  said   Ingram,     round  a  whole  quarter  of  the  corn- 


after  a  pause,  and  running  his  glist- 
ening eye  along  the  horizon,  "  as  we 
are  not  running  a  race,  there  will  be 
no  harm  in  taking  in  a  handful  or 
two  of  our  cloth  this  morning ;  for  the 
wind  is  chopping  round  to  the  north, 
and  I  would'nt  wonder  to  hear  Scul- 
marten's  breakers  under  our  lee  be- 
fore sunrise." 

"  And  a  black  spell  we  will  have 
till  then,  for  when  the  moon  goes 
down  you  may  stop  your  fingers  in 
your  eyes  for  starlight,"  observed  the 
other  sailor,  as  he  began  to  slacken 


pass  within  the  next  ten  minutes. 
We  went  off  before  the  breeze,  but  it 
continued  veeringround  for  the  next 
hour ;  so  that  when  we  got  fairly  into 
the  Channel,  the  predictions  of  the 
seamen  were  completely  fulfilled ; 
for  the  moon  had  set,  the  wind  was 
from  the  east,  and  a  hurrying  drift 
had  covered  all  the  sky. 

We  stood  for  the  north  of  Man ; 
but  the  cross  sea,  produced  by  the 
shifting  of  the  wind,  which  was  fast 
rising  to  a  gale,  buffeted  us  with  such 
contrary  shocks,  that  after  beating 


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The  Wet  Wooing. 


[April, 


through  it  almost  till  the  break  of 
day,  we  gave  up  the  hope  of  making 
Nesshead,  and,  altering  our  course, 
took  in  another  reef,  and  ran  for  the 
Calf. 

But  the  gale  continued  to  increase; 
we  pitched  and  plunged  to  no  pur- 
pose ;  the  boat  was  going  bows  in  at 
every  dip,  and  the  straining  of  her 
timbers  as  she  stooped  out  to  every 
stretch,  told  plainly  that  we  must 
either  have  started  planks  or  an  al- 
tered course  again.  The  sailors, 
after  some  consultation,  agreed  on 
putting  about ;  and,  for  reasons  best 
known  to  themselves,  pitched  upon 
Strangford  Lough  as  their  harbour  of 
refuge.  Accordingly  we  altered  our 
course  once  more,  and  went  off  be- 
fore the  wind.  Day  broke  as  we  were 
still  toiling  ten  miles  from  the  coast 
of  Down.  The  grey  dawn  shewed  a 
black  pile  of  clouds  overhead,  ga- 
thering bulk  from  rugged  masses 
which  were  driving  close  and  rapid 
from  the  east.  By  degrees  the  coast 
became  distinct  from  the  lowering 
sky ;  and  at  last  the  sun  rose  lurid 
and  large  above  the  weltering  wa- 
ters. It  was  ebb  tide,  and  I  repre- 
sented that  Strangford  bar  at  such  a 
time  was  peculiarly  dangerous  in  an 
eastern  gale  ;  nevertheless  the  old 
sailor  who  was  now  at  the  helm  in- 
sisted on  standing  for  it.  When  we 
were  yet  a  mile  distant,  I  could  dis- 
tinguish the  white  horses  running 
high  through  the  black  trembling 
strait,  and  hear  the  tumult  of  the 
breakers  over  the  dashing  of  our 
own  bows.  Escape  was  impossi- 
ble ;  we  could  never  beat  to  sea  in 
the  teeth  of  such  a  gale;  over  the 
bar  we  must  go,  or  founder.  We  took 
in  the  last  reef,  hauled  down  our  jib, 
and,  with  ominous  faces,  saw  our- 
selves in  ten  minutes  more  among 
the  cross  seas  and  breakers. 

The  waters  of  a  wide  estuary  run- 
ning six  miles  an  hour,  and  meeting 
the  long  roll  of  the  Channel,  might 
well  have  been  expected  to  produce 
a  dangerous  swell ;  but  a  spring-tide 
combining  with  a  gale  of  wind,  had 
raised  them  at  flood  to  an  extra- 
ordinary height,  and  the  violence 
of  their  discharge  exceeded  our  anti- 
cipations accordingly.  We  had  hard- 
ly encountered  the  first  two  or  three 
breakers,  when  Ingram  was  stagger- 
ed from  the  forecastle  by  the  buffet 
of  a  counter  sea,  which  struck  us 
or  ward  just  as  the  regular  swell 


caught  us  astern ;  the  boat  heeled  al- 
most on  her  beam  ends,  and  he  fell 
over  the  cabin  door  into  the  hold ; 
the  man  at  the  helm  was  preparing 
for  the^tack  as  he  saw  his  messmate's 
danger,  and  started  forward  to  save 
him  :  he  was  too  late ;  the  poor  fel- 
low pitched  upon  his  head  and  shoul- 
ders among  the  ballast ;  at  the  same 
instant  the  mainsail  caught  the  wind, 
the  boom  swung  across,  and  striking 
the  helmsman  on  the  back  of  the  neck, 
swept  him  half  overboard,  where  he 
lay  doubled  across  the  gunnel,with  his 
arms  and  head  dragging  through  the 
water,  till  I  hauled  him  in.  He  was 
stunned  and  nearly  scalped  by  the 
blow.  Ingram  lay  moaning  and  mo- 
tionless; the  boat  was  at  the  mercy  of 
the  elements,  while  I  stretched  the 
poor  fellows  side  by  side  at  our  feet. 
I  had  now  to  take  the  helm,  for  the 
little  Frenchman  was  totally  igno- 
rant of  the  coast ;  he  continued  to 
hand  the  main-sheet ;  and  O'More, 
who  all  night  long  had  been  sitting 
in  silence  against  the  cabin  bulk- 
head, leaped  manfully  upon  the  fore- 
castle and  stood  by  the  tackle  there. 
We  had  now  to  put  the  boat  upon 
the  other  tack,  for  the  tide  made  it 
impossible  to  run  before  the  wind. 
O'More  belayed  his  sheet,  and,  as 
the  cutter  lay  down  again,  folded  his 
arms  and  leaned  back  on  the  wea- 
ther bulwark,  balancing  himself  with 
his  feet  against  the  skylight. 

The  jabble  around  us  was  like  the 
seething  of  a  caldron ;  for  the  waves 
boiled  up  all  at  once,  and  ran  in  all 
directions.  I  was  distracted  by  their 
universal  assault,  and  did  not  observe 
the  heaviest  and  most  formidable  of 
all,  till  it  was  almost  down  upon 
our  broadsfde.  I  put  the  helm  hard 
down,  and  shouted  with  all  my  might 
to  O'More — "  Stand  by  for  a  sea, 
sir,  lay  hold,  lay  hold."  It  was  too 
late.  I  could  just  prevent  our  being 
swamped,  by  withdrawing  our  quar- 
ter from  the  shock,  when  it  struck 
us  on  the  weather-bows,  where  he 
stood :  it  did  not  break.  Our  hull 
was  too  small  an  obstacle  :  it  swept 
over  the  forecastle  as  the  stream 
leaps  a  pebble,  stove  in  the  bulwark, 
lifted  him  right  up,  and  launched 
him  on  his  back,  with  his  feet  against 
the  foresail :  the  foresail  stood  the 
shock  a  moment,  and  he  grappled 
to  it,  while  we  were  swept  on  in 
the  rush,  like  a  sparrow  in  the 
clutches  of  a  hawk ;  but  the  weight 


1832.] 

of  water  bore  all  before  it — the  sheets 
were  torn  from  the  deck,  the  sail 
(lapped  up  above  the  water,  and  I 
saw  him  tossed  from  its  edge  over 
the  lee-bow.  The  mainsail  hid  him 
for  a  moment;  he  reappeared,  sweep- 
ing astern  at  the  rate  of  fifteen  knots 
an  hour.  He  was  striking  out,  and 
crying  for  a  rope;  there  was  no 
rope  at  hand,  and  all  the  loose  spars 
had  been  stowed  away  :  He  could 
not  be  saved.  I  have  said  that  the 
sun  had  just  risen:  between  us  and 
the  east  his  rays  shone  through  the 
tops  of  the  higher  waves  with  a  pale 
and  livid  light;  as  O'More  drifted 
into  these,  his  whole  agonized  figure 
rose  for  a  moment  dusk  in  the  trans- 
parent water,  then  disappeared  in 
the  hollow  beyond ;  but  at  our  next 
plunge  I  saw  him  heaved  up  again, 
struggling  dim  amid  the  green  gloom 
of  an  overwhelming  sea.  An  ago- 
nizing cry  behind  me  made  me  turn 
my  head.  "  O  save  him,  save  him  ! 
turn  the  boat,  and  save  him  !  O  Wil- 
liam, as  you  love  me,  save  my  fa- 
ther !"  It  was  Madeline,  frantic  for 
grief,  stumbling  over,  and  unconsci- 
ously treading  on  the  wounded  men, 
as  she  rushed  from  the  cabin,  and 
cast  herself  upon  her  knees  before 
me.  I  raised  my  eyes  to  heaven, 
praying  for  support ;  and  though  the 
clouds  rolled,  and  the  gale  swept 
between,  strength  was  surely  sent 
me  from  above  ;  for  what  save  hea- 
venly help  could  have  subdued  that 
fierce  despair,  which,  at  the  first  sight 
of  the  complicated  agonies  around, 
had  prompted  me  to  abandon  hope, 
blaspheme,  and  die  ?  I  raised  her 
intly  but  firmly  in  my  arms ;  drew 
ier,  still  struggling  and  screaming 
wild  entreaties,  to  my  breast,  and  not 
daring  to  trust  myself  with  a  single 
look  at  her  imploring  eyes,  fixed  my 
own  upon  the  course  we  had  to  run, 
and  never  swerved  from  my  severe 
determination,  till  the  convulsive 
sobs  had  ceased  to  shake  her  breast 
upon  mine,  and  I  had  felt  the  warm 
gush  of  her  relieving  tears  instead ; 
then  my  stern  purpose  melted,  and, 
bending  over  the  desolate  girl,  I 
murmured,  "  Weep  no  more,  my 
Madeline,  for,  by  the  blessing  of  God, 
I  will  be  a  father  and  a  brother  to 
you  yet!"  Blessed  be  he  who  heard 
my  holy  vow! — when  I  looked  up 
again  we  were  in  the  smooth  wa- 
ter, 


gei 
hei 


The  Wet  Wooing.  645 

Drenched,  numbed,  and  dripping 
all  with  the  cold  spray,  one  borne 
senseless  and  bloody  in  his  mess- 
mate's arms,  AVC  climbed  the  quay 
of  Strangford  :  the  threatened  tem- 
pest was  bursting  in  rain  and  thun- 
der; but  our  miserable  plight  had 
attracted  a  sympathizing  crowd.  No 
question  was  asked  of  who  ?  or 
whence?  by  a  generous  people,  to 
wounded  and  wearied  men  and 
helpless  women;  till  there  pressed 
through  the  ring  of  bystanders  a  tall 
fellow,  with  a  strong  expression  of 
debasement  and  desperate  impu- 
dence upon  his  face,  that  seemed  to 
say,  "  Infamy,  you  have  done  your 
worst."  He  demanded  our  names 
and  passports,  and  arrested  us  all  in 
the  king's  name,  almost  in  the  same 
breath.  I  struck  him  in  the  face 
with  my  fist,  and  kicked  him  into 
the  kennel.  No  one  attempted  to 
lift  him;  but  he  scrambled  to  his 
feet,  with  denunciations  of  horrible 
revenge.  He  was  hustled  about  by 
the  crowd  till  he  lost  temper,  and 
struck  one  of  them.  He  had  now 
rather  too  much  work  uponhis  hands 
to  admit  of  a  too  close  attention  to 
us :  three  or  four  persons  stepped 
forward  and  offered  us  protection. 

Ingram  and  the  other  wounded 
sailor  were  taken  off,  along  with  the 
Frenchman,  by  some  of  their  own 
associates ;  while  a  respectable  and 
benevolent  looking  man  addressed 
me,  "  I  am  a  Protestant,  sir,  and  an 
Orangeman;  but  put  these  ladies 
under  my  protection,  and  you  will 
not  repent  your  confidence ;  for,  next 
to  the  Pope,  I  love  to  defeat  an  in- 
former;" and  he  pointed  with  a 
smile  to  our  arrester,  who  was  just 
measuring  hia  length  upon  the  pave- 
ment. 

"  Is  hia  name  Macdonnell  ?" 
asked  I. 

"  The  same,  sir,"  he  replied ;  "  but 
come  away  with  me  before  he  gets 
out  of  my  Thomas's  hands,  and  I 
will  put  your  friends  out  of  the 
reach  of  his." 

I  shall  never  be  able  to  repay  the 
obligation  I  owe  to  this  good  man, 
who  received  Miss  O'More,  with  her 
attendant,  into  the  bosom  of  his  fa- 
mily, till  I  had  arranged  her  journey 
to  the  house  of  a  female  relative, 
whence,  after  a  decent  period  of 
mourning,  our  marriage  permitted 
me  to  bear  her  to  my  own, 


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American  Poetry. 


[April, 


AMERICAN  POETRY. 


WILLIAM  CULLEN  BRYANT. 


IF  it  be  seldom  safe  for  one  man  to 
dislike,  despise,  or  disparage  another, 
it  must  always  be  dangerous  for  one 
nation  so  to  regard  or  judge  another 
nation,  since  the  causes  are  then 
more  numerous,  and  also  more  sub- 
tle in  their  workings,  by  which  both 
feeling  and  reason  may  be  perni- 
ciously biassed,  in  the  formation  of 
sentiments  permanently  cherished 
by  people  towards  people,  state  to- 
wards state. 

It  is  hard  to  know  one's  own 
heart,  scarcely  possible  to  know 
another's ;  and  yet  how  rash  are  we, 
one  and  all,  in  attributing  characters 
to  individuals  on  imperfect  know- 
ledge even  of  their  outward  lives,  in 
utter  ignorance  of  their  inner  spirits ! 
From  certain  circumstances  in  which 
we  suppose  we  see  them  placed, 
but  without  understanding  what  pro- 
duced that  condition,  and  from  a 
certain  course  of  conduct  which  \ve 
suppose  that  we  perceive  them  to 
pursue,  but  without  any  acquaint- 
ance with  their  multifarious  motives, 
we  too  often  confidently  pass  sentence 
on  their  duties  and  deserts,  classing 
them  in  different  orders  of  moral  and 
intellectual  worth,  as  we  vainly  be- 
lieve, too,  according  to  the  commands 
of  our  conscience.  But  conscience, 
though  stern  and  unrelenting  in  self- 
judgment,  is  not  so  when  seeking  to 
see  into  the  impulses  of  the  souls  of 
our  brethren ;  and  is  then  indeed  the 
sister  of  charity.  She  tells  us  to  be 
less  wary  in  bestowing  our  praise 
than  our  blame,  our  love  than  our 
hate,  and  that  in  the  light  of  good- 
will we  shall  ever  most  clearly  see 
the  truth. 

A  very  moderate  experience,  if 
accompanied  with  very  moderate  re- 
flection, might  suffice,  one  would 
think,  to  shew  us  that  we  cannot 
otherwise  be  just.  A  holy  caution 
is  indeed  one  of  the  most  conspicu- 
ous characteristics  of  that  feeling  and 
faculty  within  us  that  judges  right 
and  wrong ;  and  we  must  not  grant 
to  "  well-meaning  people,"  as  the 
weak  and  narrow- minded  are  too  of- 
ten called,  the  privilege  of  trying,  and 
testing  and  deciding  all  human  con- 


duct by  reference  solely  to  what 
may  happen  to  be  the  habitual  pre- 
judices and  bigotries  of  their  own 
understandings,  uninstructed  and 
unenlightened  by  that  large,  that 
universal  sympathy,  without  which 
there  can  be  neither  virtue  nor  wis- 
dom. 

Such  errors,  however,  pass  un- 
heeded by,  often  with  little  visible 
injury  done,  in  the  narrow  circles  of 
private  life,  haunted,  as  they  are, 
by  too  many  foolish  fancies  and 
absurd  surmises,  whispered  in  the 
idle  and  empty  talk  of  that  confiden- 
tial gossiping,  which,  not  contented 
with  the  imaginary  evil  it  condemns, 
is  restless  till  it  has  created  a  seem- 
ing reality  out  of  mere  report,  and 
infused  perhaps  a  drop  of  pestilential 
poison  into  the  otherwise  harmless 
air  of  rumour,  that  circles  round  the 
dwelling  of  unsuspecting  innocence. 

How  much  wilful  misunderstand- 
ing and  misrepresentation  of  charac- 
ter and  conduct  do  we  see  and  hear 
every  day,  in  the  case  of  different 
professions  !  The  soldier  thinks  the 
clergyman  a  hypocrite,  because  he 
wears  a  black  coat ;  and  the  clergy- 
man thinks  the  soldier  a  profligate, 
because  he  wears  a  red  one;  the 
cloth  is  thought  to  colour  the  cha- 
racter even  to  the  very  eye ;  and 
there  is  a  mutual  repulsion  between 
those  who  by  nature  may  be  kindred 
and  congenial  spirits. 

A  more  commonplace  observation 
than  the  above,  never  trickled  from 
grey-goose  quill;  and  on  that  ac- 
count we  let  it  trickle  from  ours ; 
for  extend  the  spirit  of  it  from  trades 
and  professions,  each  of  which  hangs 
together  like  a  small  commonwealth, 
and  is  composed  of  a  peculiar  people, 
to  kingdoms  separated  by  seas,  and 
each  swarming  with  its  own  life,  and 
then  you  will  find  mighty  nations  re- 
garding each  other  with  just  the 
same  sort  of  feelings ;  millions,  when 
leagued  together  under  different  laws 
and  institutions,  as  blindly  and 
senselessly  ignorant  of  other  millions, 
as  Mrs  Grundy  of  the  real  character 
of  Mrs  Tomkins. 

It  is  right  that  every  people  should 


1832.]  American 

have  its  own  national  character,  and 
the  more  strongly  marked  the  better, 
for  in  such  separation  there  is 
strength.  But  it  is  also  right  that 
each  people  should  have  large  sym- 
pathies with  the  national  character  of 
all  the  rest.  We  speak  of  the  good 
or  the  great ; — and  all  are  either  the 
one  or  the  other,  who,  with  some 
vices,  possess  any  strong  and  dis- 
tinguishing virtues.  But  to  have 
such  large  sympathies,  there  must 
be  knowledge  ;  and  to  have  know- 
ledge, we  must  scatter  to  the  winds 
that  visit  us  from  afar,  all  such  of  our 
home-born  and  home-bred  prejudices 
and  bigotries  as  blind  us  to  the  per- 
ception of  the  same  qualities  in  which 
we  find  our  own  pride  and  de- 
light, when  they  exist  in  novel  forms 
and  combinations  and  habits  in  the 
character  of  the  natives  of  other  isles 
or  continents,  whether  of  alien,  or  of 
our  own  blood.  If  alien,  to  do  so 
may  be  more  difficult;  if  our  own, 
not  to  do  so  is  more  mean — or  base 
— or  wicked,  and  now  we  are 
brought  to  the  point — shall  English- 
men and  Scotchmen  suffer  them- 
selves to  be  divided  in  soul,  more 
than  by  seas,  from  their  brethren  the 
Americans — by  the  sullen  swell  or 
angry  billows  of  animosity  and  hatred, 
more  perilous  far  than  all  the  storms 
that  sweep  the  bosom  of  the  wide 
Atlantic  ? 

We  are  the  children  of  one  mother. 
Not  merely  of  old  mother  Earth, 
though  in  all  cases  that  considera- 
tion should  be  sufficient  to  inspire 
mutual  love  into  the  hearts  of  her 
offspring ;  but  of  the  Island  of  the 
Enlightened  Free :  and  never  shall 
we  believe  that  grfeat  nations  can 
help  loving  one  another,  who  exult 
in  the  glory  of  the  same  origin. 
Many  passions  may  burn  in  their 
hearts,  as  they  follow  the  career  as- 
signed them  by  fate,  that  shall  seem 
to  set  them  at  war.  Jealously  may 
they  regard  one  another  in  the  pride 
of  their  ambition.  Should  their 
'mightier  interests  clash,fierce  will  be 
the  conflict.  But  if  these  maybe  pursu- 
ed and  preserved  in  peace,  there  will 
be  a  grandeur  in  the  guarded  calm  with 
which  they  regard  each  other's  power; 
and  mutual  pride,  we  may  be  well 
assured,  in  mutual  prosperity.  They 
—our  colonists — thought  themselves 
oppressed,  enslaved,  and  they  resol- 
ved to  be  free.  We  resolved  to  put 


Poetry.  647 

them  down  as  rebels.  We  fought  and 
—they  conquered.  We  were  met  by 
our  own  might — and  need  Old  Eng- 
land be  ashamed  that  New  England 
triumphed  ?  They  grudged  not  after- 
wards— though  they  must  have  en- 
vied— our  victories  over  our  and 
Europe's  foes,  at  Trafa1gar,Talavera, 
and  Waterloo.  Ask  them,  the  Ame- 
ricans, what  nation  of  the  Old  World 
they  love  best,  and  that  stands 
highest  in  their  proud  esteem?  The 
nation  from  whose  loins  they  sprung. 
Alfred,  Bruce,  and  Washington,  were 
our  three  great  deliverers. 

There  is  great  grandeur  in  the  ori- 
gin of  the  civil  polity  of  the  Ameri- 
cans— in  its  sudden  and  strong  esta- 
blishment; and  it  is  destined,  we 
doubt  not,  to  long  duration,  and  a 
vast  accumulation  of  power  —  a 
boundless  empire. 

The  growth  of  the  human  race,  in 
the  course  of  nature,  shews  us  first 
a  family,  then  a  tribe  consisting  of 
many  kindred  families,  then  a  nation 
consisting  of  many  kindred  tribes. 
We  find  in  the  world  several  nations 
spread  to  a  considerable  extent  by 
this  natural  diffusion  ;  but  in  tha't 
case,  the  degree  of  union  among  the 
different  tribes  seems  very  loose,  and 
not  sufficient  to  prevent  internal 
wars.  Thus  in  Europe,  in  its  pri- 
mitive state,  the  Celtic,  the  German, 
and  the  Sclavonic  nations,  have  ex- 
tended to  great  numbers,  occupying 
wide  countries ;  and  the  old  remem- 
brances of  consanguinity,  marked  in 
speech,  and  in  external  appearance, 
with  some  community  of  usages,  has 
maintained  a  loose  union  among 
them.  In  Asia,  some  of  the  great 
Tartar  nations,  and  the  Arabs  also, 
offer  similar  examples,  having  re- 
mained till  this  day  free  from  ad- 
mixture of  blood.  These  shew  how 
the  traces  of  the  primitive  origi- 
nation of  political  society  may  re- 
main indelibly  impressed  upon  it, 
through  the  longest  succession  of 
time. 

But  to  form  larger,  and  yet  strong- 
ly cemented  states,  other  principles 
have  been  necessary,  and  have  been 
employed  by  nature — chiefly  these 
two,  voluntary  Confederacy  under  a 
common  head,  and  Conquest. 

Of  the  permanent  states,  that  have 
been  formed  at  any  time  by  volun- 
tary Confederacy,  the  examples  are 
not  numerous,  though  some  of  them 


648  American  Poetry. 

are  not  without  splendour  in  the 
history  of  the  world.  In  Italy,  the 
Etrurian  state  appears  to  have  been 
so  formed,  and  it  made  great  pro- 
gress in  early  civilisation.  Its  union, 
too,  was  of  considerable  duration. 
Among  the  Greeks  we  find  different 
occasional  leagues,  but  none  that 
could  be  called  durable,  except  the 
union  of  the  twelve  Ionic  cities  in 
Asiatic  Greece,  a  defensive  league 
which  was  managed  by  a  diet  of  de- 
puties from  the  different  towns. 
This,  however,  could  not  be  said  to 
constitute  a  state  or  community, 
since  each  remained  governed  by  its 
own  independent  laws.  The  Am- 
phictyonic  Council,  in  which  the  de- 
legates of  the  principal  states  of 
Greece  itself  met  to  deliberate  on 
questions  of  common  interest,  may 
indeed  be  considered  as  such  a  union, 
but  of  an  imperfect  kind.  It  shewed 
a  tendency  to  such  combination,  and 
how  strongly  the  sense  of  a  certain 
natural  bond  of  union  remains  among 
those  who  still  retain  in  language 
and  usages  the  evidence  of  ancient 
consanguinity,  since  Greece,  split 
into  a  hundred  states,  and  divided 
by  restless  and  fierce  hostilities,  still 
acknowledged  herself  as  one  whole ; 
still  reverenced  that  union  which 
had  been  indelibly  impressed  upon 
her  by  the  hand  of  nature.  Among 
the  leagues  formed  for  temporary 
purposes,  but  which  still  bear  evi- 
dence to  the  strongly-felt  recogni- 
tion of  a  natural  union  not  to  be 
abolished,  must  not  be  forgotten  that 
which  guarded  her  liberty  and  her 
rising  glories,  and  which,  alike  by 
its  own  heroic  splendour,  and  by  the 
great  deliverance  it  wrought,  can 
never  be  separated  from  the  remem- 
brance of  her  deathless  renown,— 
that  warlike  league  of  peace  which 
purified  with  the  blood  of  her  inva- 
ders the  soil  which  their  feet  had 
polluted,  when  the  spear  of  liberty 
daunted  barbaric  hosts,  and  earth 
and  sea,  spread  with  the  slain  of  his 
routed  nations,  justified  the  prophe- 
tic tears  of  the  Persian  king. 

In  modern  Europe  there  are  some 
instances  of  such  unions  by  volun- 
tary compact,  which  are  remarkable 
as  having  given  birth  to  states  firm- 
ly knit,  and  of  long  endurance  ; 
though  not  of  great  magnitude.  Such 
was  the  Confederacy  of  the  Cantons 
of  Switzerland  j  a  league,  in  the  first 


[April, 

instance,  of  defence  and  deliverance, 
and  which  for  centuries  was  as  sacred- 
ly maintained,  as  it  was  heroically 
begun.  The  State  of  the  United  Pro- 
vinces was  such  a  league;  giving 
rise  to  a  well-cemented  political 
community,  which,  on  different  ac- 
counts, has  made  itself  a  name  among 
the  nations  of  Europe.  The  Empire 
of  Germany  is  to  be  considered  as 
the  most  illustrious  example  known 
to  us  of  such  an  union ;  yet  its  his- 
tory shews  that  that  union,  as  it 
was  more  extended,  was  less  strong. 
But  look  now  at  that  part  of  America 
which  was  colonized  from  this  coun- 
try, offering  a  magnificent  instance, 
to  be  distinguished  from  all  others, 
of  a  defensive  league  terminating  in 
the  establishment  of  a  glorious  con- 
federated State.  If  it  should  be  able 
permanently  to  maintain  its  union, 
(which  we  do  not  doubt,)  it  will 
shew  that,  in  advanced  civilisation, 
it  is  possible  for  man  to  effect  by 
deliberate  political  prudence  that 
object,  which,  in  early  ages,  nature 
has  accomplished  by  far  more  vio- 
lent means,  of  which  the  most  cruel 
is  conquest,— the  establishment  of 
extensive  and  well-united  States. 

That  a  great  nation  thus  arising 
should  have  established  a  very  dif- 
ferent form  of  government  indeed, 
from  that  under  which  its  "  Pil- 
grim Fathers"  and  their  ancestors 
had  lived,  was  inevitable  ;  and  much 
modified,  doubtless,  must  now  be 
the  original  European  character  of 
the  race  by  the  influence  of  the  spi- 
rit of  all  its  new  institutions.  But 
its  essence  is  the  same;  and  the 
freedom  enjoyed  by  the  citizens  of 
that  young  Republic  is  to  our  eyes 
nearly  identical  with  that  in  which 
we  have  so  long  gloried  with  per- 
mitted pride  under  an  old  Monarchy. 
Ours  may  be  violently  destroyed, by 
sudden  revolution;  theirs  may  by 
slower  change  be  gradually  sub- 
dued; but  true  patriots  in  both 
great  lands  would  be  equally  averse, 
we  think,  to  dismiss  from  remem- 
brance the  manner  in  which  arose 
each  majestic  edifice  of  power,  and 
fear  that  any  other  innovation  than 
that  of  nature  and  time  might  prove, 
in  the  event,  irremediable  ruin  and 
total  overthrow. 

The  Americans  wonder,  we  know, 
at  the  infatuation  of  our  rulers ; 
nor,  devoted  as  they  are  to  their 


1832.] 

own  form  of  government,  can  the 
more  enlightened  and  generous 
among  them  help  feeling  sorrow  to 
see  the  danger  that  threatens  ours. 
This  conviction,  which  they  have  not 
hesitated  to  confess,  proves  their 
sympathy  with  our  love  and  pride  in 
our  own  constitution,  and  that  there 
is  a  community  of  highest  feeling,  in 
spite  of  the  opposite  nature  of  our 
politics,  among  the  most  enlighten- 
ed lovers  of  their  country,  on  the 
opposite  shores  of  the  Atlantic,  on 
whose  waters  now  meet  in  amity 
their  saluting  sails.  May  that  ami- 
ty be  never  broken  nor  disturbed ; 
and  by  what  other  means  may  it  be 
so  strongly  and  sacredly  preserved 
and  secured,  as  by  the  mutual  inter- 
change and  encouragement  of  all 
those  pure  and  high  thoughts — those 
"  fancies  chaste  and  noble,"  which 
genius  brings  to  light  into  one  com- 
mon literature,  eloquent  in  the  same 
speech  that,  for  so  many  centuries, 
has  been  made  glorious  by  the  lof- 
tiest conceptions  of  the  greatest  of 
the  children  of  men?  No  treaties  of 
peace  so  sacred  as  those  ratified  in  a 
common  tongue;  and  the  tongue 
we  speak,  already  known  more 
widely  over  the  world  than  any 
other,  (we  do  not  include  the  Chi- 
nese,) is  manifestly  destined  to  com- 
municate Christianity  to  the  utter- 
most parts  of  the  earth. 

The  treasures  of  our  literature 
have  been  widely  spread,  and  are  eve- 
ry year  spreading  more  widely  over 
America ;  and  theirs  is  winning  its 
way  among  us,  and  indeed  all  over 
Europe.  It  is  delightful  to  see  how 
the  spirit  of  ours  is  every  where 
interfused  through  theirs,  without 
overpowering  that  originality  of 
thought  and  sentiment  which  must 
belong  to  the  mind  of  a  young  peo- 
ple, but  which,  among  those  who 
own  a  common  origin,  is  felt  rather 
by  indescribable  differences  in  the 
cast  and  colour  of  the  imagery  em- 
ployed, than  discerned  in  any  pecu- 
liar forms  or  moulds  in  which  the 
compositions  are  cast. 

In  political,  in  moral,  and  in  physi- 
cal science,  the  Americans  have  done 
as  much  as  could  have  been  reasona- 
bly expected  from  a  people  earnestly 
engaged,  with  all  their  powers  and 
passions,  in  constituting  themselves 
into  one  of  the  great  communities  of 
civilized  men.  Of  every  other  people 

VOL.  xxxi.  NO.  cxcii. 


American  Poetry.  649 

the  progress  has  been  slow  to  any 
considerable  height  of  power  and 
extent  of  dominion ;  and  imagina- 
tion accompanying  them  all  the  way 
from  obscurity  to  splendour,  a  litera- 
ture has  always  grown  up  along  with 
their  growing  strength,  and  some- 
times its  excellence  has  been  con- 
summate, before  the  character  of 
their  civil  polity  had  been  consoli- 
dated, or  settled  down  into  the  stead- 
fastness belonging  to  the  maturity 
of  its  might.  But  soon  as  her  limbs 
were  free  to  move  obedient  to  her 
own  will  alone,  America  was  at  once 
a  great  country ;  there  are  no  great 
and  distant  eras  in  her  history,  all 
connected  together  by  traditionary 
memories  embalmed  in  the  voice  of 
song.  Her  poets  had  to  succeed  her 
statesmen,  and  her  orators,  and  her 
warriors ;  ^and  their  reign  is  only 
about  to  begin.  The  records  of  the 
nation  are  short  but  bright;  and 
their  destinies  must  be  farther  un- 
rolled by  time,  ere  bards  be  born  to 
consecrate,  in  lyric  or  epic  poetry, 
the  events  imagination  loves.  Now, 
her  poets  must  be  inspired  by  Hope 
rather  than  by  Memory,  who  was  held 
of  old  to  be  Mother  of  the  Muses. 
They  must  look  forward  to  the  fu- 
ture, not  backward  to  the  past ;  and 
the  soul  of  genius  from  that  mystic 
clime  may  be  met  by  the  airs  of  in- 
spiration. True,  that  the  history  of 
the  human  race  lies  open  before 
them,  as  before  the  poets  of  other 
lands;  but  genius  always  begins 
with  its  native  soil,  and  draws  from 
it  its  peculiar  character.  Most  of 
Sir  Walter's  immortal  romances  re- 
gard his  own  country — Wordsworth 
could  have  been  born  only  in  Eng- 
land. His  Sonnets  to  Liberty  are 
all  over  English,  though  they  cele- 
brate her  virtues  and  her  triumphs 
in  all  lands ;  his  Ecclesiastical  Son- 
nets could  only  have  been  breathed 
by  a  spirit  made  holy  alike  by  the 
humble  calm  of  the  chapel  not  much 
larger  than  a  Bowderstone,  like  that 
of  Wastdale,  and  by  the  lofty  awe  of 
such  a  cathedral  as  that  of  Salisbury, 
or  of  York  Minster  itself,  by  twi- 
light obscurely  glimmering  like  some 
mysterious  mountain.  Genius,  in 
America,  must  keep  to  America,  to 
achieve  any  great  work.  Cooper 
has  done  so,  and  taken  his  place 
among  the  most  powerful  of  the 
imaginative  spirits  of  the  age.  Wash- 
2  T 


650 


American  Poetry. 


[April, 


ington  Irving  did  so  in  early  life,  and 
was  likewise  eminently  successful, 
because  intensely  national.  His  la- 
ter works  are  beautiful,  but  they  are 
English ;  and  the  pictures  they  con- 
tain cannot  stand  beside  those  drawn 
of  English  scenery,  character,  and 
manners,  by  our  great  native  artists, 
without  an  uncertain  faintness  seem- 
ing to  steal  over  them,  that  impairs 
their  effect,  by  giving  them  the  air, 
if  not  of  copies,  of  imitations.  "  Yet 
that  not  much ;"  for  Washington  Ir- 
ving, as  he  thinks  and  feels,  so  does 
he  write,  more  like  us  than  we  could 
have  thought  it  possible  an  Ameri- 
can should  do,  while  his  fine  natural 
genius  preserves  in  a  great  measure 
his  originality,  even  when  he  deals 
with  to  him  foreign  themes,  and  treats 
them  after  an  adopted  fashion,  that 
had  been  set  by  our  own  two  most 
natural  prose-writers,  Addison  and 
Goldsmith. 

We  shall  ere  long  have  other  op- 
portunities of  speaking  about  the 
genius  of  the  Americans;  meanwhile, 
we  turn  our  attention  to  the  produc- 
tions of  Bryant,  who  has  for  a  good 
many  years  been  one  of  their  most  ad- 
mired poets.  Many  of  them  have  ap- 
peared at  various  times  in  periodical 
publications ;  and  now  collected  to- 
gether for  the  first  time  by  Washing- 
ton Irving,  (it  is  delightful  to  see  such 
service  done  by  one  man  of  genius  to 
another,)  they  make  a  most  interesting 
volume.  "  They  appear  to  me,"  says 
the  amiable  editor,  "  to  belong  to  the 
best  school  of  English  poetry,  and  to 
be  entitled  to  rank  among  the  highest 
of  their  class.  The  British  public  has 
already  expressed  its  delight  at  the 
graphic  descriptions  of  American 
scenery  and  wild  woodland  charac- 
ters, contained  in  the  works  of  our 
national  novelist,  Cooper.  The  same 
keen  eye  and  just  feeling  for  nature, 
the  same  indigenous  style  of  think- 
ing, and  local  peculiarity  of  imagery, 
which  give  such  novelty  and  interest 
to  the  pages  of  that  gifted  writer,  will 
be  found  to  characterise  this  volume, 
condensed  into  a  narrower  compass^ 
and  sublimated  into  poetry." 

To  the  American  scenery  and  wood- 
land characters,  then,  let  us  first  of  all 
turn ;  and  while  here  we  find  much  to 
please,  we  must  strongly  express  our 


dissent  from  Mr  Irving' s  opinion,  that 
in  such  delineations  Bryant  is  equal  to 
Cooper.  He  may  be  as  true  to  nature, 
as  far  as  he  goes;  but  Copper's  pic- 
tures are  infinitely  richer  "  in  local  pe- 
culiarity of  imagery;"  and  in  "indige- 
nous style  of  thinking,"  too,  the  ad  van- 
tage lies  with  the  novelist.  But  Bryant 
is  never  extravagant,  which  Cooper 
often  is,  who  too  frequently  mars  by 
gross  exaggeration  the  effect  of  his 
pictures  of  external  nature.  The  poet 
appears  to  be  "  a  man  of  milder 
mood"  than  the  romancer;  and  of 
finer  taste.  But  there  is  nothing  in 
the  whole  volume  comparable  in  ori- 
ginal power  to  many  descriptions  in 
the  Prairie  and  the  Spy.  Neither  do 
we  approve  the  unconsidered  praise 
implied  in  the  somewhat  pedantic 
expressions,  "  condensed  into  a  nar- 
rower compass,  and  sublimated  into 
poetry."  None  of  these  poems  are 
long ;  but  condensation  is  not  by  any 
means  their  distinguishing  merit, 
especially  of  the  descriptive  passages; 
we  see  much  simplicity,  but  no  sub- 
limation; and  to  us  the  chief  charm 
of  Bryant's  genius  consists  in  a  ten- 
der pensiveness,  a  moral  melancholy, 
breathing  over  all  his  contempla- 
tions, dreams, and  reveries,  even  such 
as  in  the  main  are  glad,  and  giving 
assurance  of  a  pure  spirit,  benevolent 
to  all  living  creatures,  and  habitually 
pious  in  the  felt  omnipresence  of  the 
Creator.  His  poetry  overflows  with 
natural  religion— with  what  Words- 
worth calls  the  "  religion  of  the 
woods." 

This  reverential  awe  of  the  Invisi- 
ble pervades  the  verses  entitled 
"  Thanatopsis"  and  "  Forest  Hymn," 
imparting  to  them  a  sweet  solemnity 
which  must  affect  all  thinking  hearts. 
There  is  little  that  is  original  either  in 
the  imagery  of  the  "  Forest  Hymn," 
or  in  its  language ;  but  the  sentiment 
is  simple,  natural,  and  sustained ;  and 
the  close  is  beautiful.  The  one  idea  is 
that "  the  groves  were  God's  first  tem- 
ples," and  might  have  been  solemnly 
illustrated ;  but  there  is  not  a  single 
majestical  line,  and  the  imagination, 
hoping  to  be  elevated  by  the  hymn 
of  the  high-priest,  at  times  feels  lan- 
guor in  the  elaborate  worship,  This, 
however,  is  very  good  i.~— 


"  Father  !  thy  hand 

Hath  reared  these  venerable  columns,  thou 
Didst  weave  this  verdant  roof.     Thou  didst  look~down 


1832.]  American  Poetry.  651 

Upon  the  naked  earth,  and  forthwith  rose 
All  these  fair  ranks  of  trees.      They  in  thy  sun 
Budded,  and  shook  their  green  leaves  in  thy  breeze, 
And  shot  towards  heaven.     The  century-living  crow, 
Whose  hirth  was  in  their  tops,  grew  old  and  died 
Among  their  branches,  till  at  last  they  stood, 
As  now  they  stand,  massive  and  tall  and  dark, 
Fit  shrine  for  humble  worshipper  to  hold 
Communion  with  his  Maker." 

We  said  the  sentiment  was  well  grove  temple,  and  the  sincerity  of 
sustained ;  but  not  in  every  part ;  nor  the  grove  worship,  needed  not  such 
do  we  hesitate  to  affirm  that  the  lines  paltry  contrasts  to  make  them  im- 
immediately  following  "have  nobusi-  pressive. 

ness  there."  Had  the  poet's  soul  been  possessed, 

as  it  ought  to  have  been,  by  the 

"  stilly  twilight  of  the  place,"  his 
Rustle,  nor  jewels  shine,  nor  envious  eyes       ^^  had  £een  ^^  ^om  BUch 

intrusion.    But  it  is  restored  to  a 

Such  sarcastic  suggestions  jar  and  deepening  sense  of  all  the  surround- 
grate ;  and  it  would  please  us  much  ing  and  overhanging  solemnities— 
to  see  that  they  were  omitted  in  a  and  breathes  "  here  is  continual  wor- 
new  edition.  The  grandeur  of  the  ship!" 

"  Nature,  here, 

In  the  tranquillity  that  thou  dost  love, 
Enjoys  thy  presence.     Noiselessly  around, 
From  perch  to  perch,  the  solitary  bird 
Passes ;  and  yon  clear  spring,  that  'midst  its  herbs 
Wells  softly  forth,  and  visits  the  strong  roots 
Of  half  the  mighty  forest,  tells  no  tale 
Of  all  the  good  it  does.     Thou  hast  not  left 
Thyself  without  a  witness,  in  these  shades, 
Of  thy  perfections.     Grandeur,  strength,  and  grace, 
Are  here  to  speak  of  thee.     This  mighty  oak — 
By  whose  immovable  stem  I  stand,  and  seem 
Almost  annihilated." 

Again,  to  us  the  solemn  strain  is  mi-  Can  an  American  Republican  not 
serably  marred  by  an  unhappy — and  forget  his  scorn  of  European  kings 
at  such  a  time  we  must  think  an  un-  even  in  the  living  temple  of  God, 
natural  allusion.  embowered  before  his  imagination 
"  Not  a  prince  in  the  bosom  of  the  wilderness  ? 
In  all  that  proud  old  world  beyond  the  deep,  But  the  piety  of  the  poet  prevails 
E'er  wore  his  crown  as  loftily  as  he  over  his  politics  the  very  next  mo- 
Wears  the  green  coronal  of  leaves  with  ment— and  he  beautifully  says, 

which 
Thy  hand  has  graced  him  !" 

"  Nestled  at  his  root 

Is  beauty,  such  as  blooms  not  in  the  glare 
Of  the  broad  sun.     That  delicate  forest-flower, 
With  scented  breath,  and  look  so  like  a  smile, 
Seems,  as  it  issues  from  the  shapeless  mould, 
An  emanation  of  the  indwelling  Life, 
A  visible  token  of  the  upholding  Love, 
That  are  the  soul  of  this  wide  universe." 

The  hymn  then  expresses  the  awe  newed  for  ever !  And  after  some 
of  the  singer's  heart  when  he  thinks  congenial  reflections,  and  the  expres- 
of  the  great  miracle  that  still  goes  on  sion  of  his  religious  fear  when  God 
in  silence  round  him — the  perpetual  "  sets  on  fire  the  heavens  with  fall- 
work  of  creation,  finished,  yet  re-  ing  thunderbolts,"  a  fear  which  is 


652  American  Poetry.  [April, 

very  finely  conceived  stealing  in  from  lieve  in  early  manhood,)  and  it  will 

afar  upon  the  hush,  he  thus  concludes  be  felt,  perhaps,  that  Mr  Irving  rash- 

his  "  Forest  Hymn,"  which — though  ly  says  that  his  friend's  poems  are 

very  good — might  have  been  of  "  a  entitled  to  "  rank  among  the  highest 

higher  mood."    Compare  it  with  the  of  their  class  in  the  best  school  of 

"  Lines  on  revisiting  the  river  Wye,"  English  Poetry."    The  close  of  the 

by  that  great  poet  whom  Mr  Bryant  hymn,  we  said,  is  beautiful, 
wisely  venerates,  (composed  we  be- 

"  Oh,  from  these  sterner  aspects  of  thy  face 
Spare  m.e  and  mine,  nor  let  us  need  the  wrath 
Of  the  mad  unchained  elements  to  teach 
Who  rules  them.      Be  it  ours  to  meditate 
In  these  calm  shades  thy  milder  majesty, 
And  to  the  beautiful  order  of  thy  works 
Learn  to  conform  the  order  of  our  lives !" 

"  Thanatopsis,"  ('tis  a  Greek  com-  noble  example  of  true  poetical  en- 
pound,  English  reader,)  both  in  con-  thusiasm.  It  alone  would  establish 
ception  and  execution,  is  more  origi-  the  author's  claim  to  the  honours  of 
nal;  and  we  quote  it  entire,  as  a  genius. 

"  To  him  who,  in  the  love  of  Nature,  holds 
Communion  with  her  visible  forms,  she  speaks 
A  various  language :  for  his  gayer  hours 
She  has  a  voice  of  gladness,  and  a  smile 
And  eloquence  of  beauty ;  and  she  glides 
Into  his  darker  musings  with  a  mild 
And  gentle  sympathy,  that  steals  away 
Their  sharpness  ere  he  is  aware.     When  thoughts 
Of  the  last  bitter  hour  come  like  a  blight 
Over  thy  spirit,  and  sad  images 
Of  the  stern  agony,  and  shroud,  and  pall, 
And  breathless  darkness,  and  the  narrow  house, 
Make  thee  to  shudder  and  grow  sick  at  heart — 
Go  forth  under  the  open  sky,  and  list 
To  Nature's  teachings ;  while  from  all  around — 
Earth  and  her  waters,  and  the  depths  of  air — 
Comes  a  still  voice.     Yet  a  few  days,  and  thee 
The  all-beholding  sun  shall  see  no  more 
In  all  his  course  ;  nor  yet  in  the  cold  ground 
Where  thy  pale  form  was  laid  with  many  tears, 
Nor  in  the  embrace  of  ocean,  shall  exist 
Thy  image.     Earth,  that  nourish'd  thee,  shall  claim 
Thy  growth,  to  be  resolved  to  earth  again ; 
And,  lost  each  human  trace,  surrendering  up 
Thine  individual  being,  shalt  thou  go 
To  mix  for  ever  with  the  elements—- 
To be  a  brother  to  the  insensible  rock 
And  to  the  sluggish  clod,  which  the  rude  swain 
Turns  with  his  share,  and  treads  upon.      The  oak 
Shall  send  his  roots  abroad,  and  pierce  thy  mould ; 
Yet  not  to  thy  eternal  resting-place 
Shalt  thou  retire  alone,  nor  couldst  thou  wish 
Couch  more  magnificent.      Thou  shalt  lie  down 
With  patriarchs  of  the  infant  world— with  kings, 
The  powerful  of  the  earth,  the  wise,  the  good — 
Fair  forms,  and  hoary  seers  of  ages  past- 
All  in  one  mighty  sepulchre  !   The  hills, 
Hock-ribbed  and  ancient  as  the  sun — the  vales, 
Stretching  in  pensive  quietness  between — 
The  venerable  woods — rivers  that  move 
In  majesty,  and  the  complaining  brooks 


1832.]  American  Poetry.  653 

That  make  the  meadows  green  j  and,  poured  round  all, 

Old  ocean's  gray  and  melancholy  waste — 

Are  but  the  solemn  decorations  all 

Of  the  great  tomb  of  man  !     The  golden  sun, 

The  planets,  all  the  infinite  host  of  heaven, ,  f£^  ^ 

Are  shining  on  the  sad  abodes  of  death 

Through  the  still  lapse  of  ages.     All  that  tread 

The  globe  are  but  a  handful  to  the  tribes 

That  slumber  in  its  bosom.     Take  the  wings 

Of  morning,  and  the  Barcan  desert  pierce, 

Or  lose  thyself  in  the  continuous  woods 

Where  rolls  the  Oregan,  and  hears  no  sound 

Save  his  own  dashings ;  yet  the  dead  are  there, 

And  millions  in  those  solitudes,  since  first 

The  flight  of  years  began,  have  laid  them  down 

In  their  last  sleep — the  dead  reign  there  alone. 

So  shalt  thou  rest.     And  what  if  thou  shalt  fall 

Unheeded  by  the  living,  and  no  friend 

Take  note  of  thy  departure  ?     All  that  breathe 

Will  share  thy  destiny.     The  gay  will  laugh 

When  thou  art  gone,  the  solemn  brood  of  Care 

Plod  on,  and  each  one  as  before  will  chase 

His  favourite  phantom  ;  yet  all  these  shall  leave 

Their  mirth  and  their 'employments,  and  shall  come 

And  make  their  bed  with  thee.     As  the  long  train 

Of  ages  glide  away,  the  sons  of  men — 

The  youth  in  life's  green  spring,  and  he  who  goes 

In  the  full  strength  of  years,  matron,  and  maid, 

And  the  sweet  babe,  and  the  gray-headed  man — 

Shall  one  by  one  be  gathered  to  thy  side 

By  those  who  in  their  turn  shall  follow  them. 

So  live,  that  when  thy  summons  comes  to  join 

The  innumerable  caravan  that  moves 

To  that  mysterious  realm,  where  each  shall  take 

His  chamber  in  the  silent  halls  of  death, 

Thou  go  not,  like  the  quarry-slave  at  night, 

Scourged  to  his  dungeon  :  but,  sustained  and  soothed 

By  an  unfaltering  trust,  approach  thy  grave 

Like  one  who  wraps  the  drapery  of  his  couch 

About  him,  and  lies  down  to  pleasant  dreams. 

Would  that  some  of  the  best  Ame-  Forests,  where  youth  and  eld — all 

rican  landscape  painters  would  send  gigantic — mingle  in  life,  growth,  de- 

us  over  some  of  their  best  pictures,  cay,  and  death,  as  if  alien  in  their 

that  we,  who  we  fear  must  never  own  ancient  reign  from  every  thing 

cross  the  Atlantic,  might  see  with  appertaining,  however  remotely,  to 

our  bodily  eyes  shadows  of  the  see-  theraceof  man.  Uninvaded  regions  of 

nery  of  theNew  World !  Isit  superior  mightynature — yet  cheerful  with  the 

in  aught  but  trees  to  our  own  High-  songs  of  birds,  the  hum  of  bees,  the 

lands  ?      They  are  not  inferior  in  chirp  of  the  squirrel,  and  brightened 

power  to   any  other  Alps.     Bryant  with  ground-flowers  that "  soften  the 

makes  rare  and  little  mention   of  severe  sojourn"  with  the  presence  of 

mountains;  nor  in  his  descriptive  the  beautiful. 

poetry  is  there  often  the  sound  of  ca-  It  is  indeed  in  the  beautiful  that 
taracts.  He  makes  not  much  even  the  genius  of  Bryant  finds  its  prime 
of  "  those  great  rivers,  great  as  any  delight.  He  ensouls  all  dead  insen- 
seas,"  up  one  of  which  Coleridge  sate  things,  in  that  deep  and  delicate 
makes  his  wildLeoni  sail  "to live  and  sense  of  their  seeming  life,  in  which 
die  among  the  savage  men;"  nor  does  they  breathe  and  smile  before  the 
he  sketch  out  before  our  gaze  the  eyes  "  that  love  all  they  look  upon," 
green,  wide,  interminable  savannahs,  and  thus  there  is  animation  and  enjoy- 
But  he  makes  us  feel  with  himself  ment  in  the  heart  of  the  solitude, 
the  profound  stillness — the  utter  so-  Here  are  some  lines  breathing  a 
litude,  of  the  bright  and  the  hoary  woodland  and  (you  will  understand 


654  American  Poetry.  [April, 

us)  a  Wordsworthian  feeling :  while     in  our  serene  sympathy  we  love  the 
we  read  them,  as  Burns  says,  "  our     poet, 
hearts  rejoice  in  nature's  joy,"  and 

INSCRIPTION  FOR  THE  ENTRANCE  TO  A  WOOD. 

Stranger,  if  thou  hast  learnt  a  truth  which  needs 

No  school  of  long  experience,  that  the  world 

Is  full  of  guilt  and  misery,  and  hast  seen 

Enough  of  all  its  sorrows,  crimes,  and  cares, 

To  tire  thee  of  it — enter  this  wild  wood 

And  view  the  haunts  of  Nature.     The  calm  shade 

Shall  bring  a  kindred  calm,  and  the  sweet  breeze 

That  makes  the  green  leaves  dance,  shall  waft  a  balm 

To  thy  sick  heart.     Thou  wilt  find  nothing  here 

Of  all  that  pained  thee  in  the  haunts  of  men, 

And  made  thee  loathe  thy  life.     The  primal  curse 

Fell,  it  is  true,  upon  the  unsinning  earth, 

But  not  in  vengeance.      God  hath  yoked  to  guilt 

Her  pale  tormentor,  misery.     Hence  these  shades 

Are  still  the  abodes  of  gladness,  the  thick  roof 

Of  green  and  stirring  branches  is  alive 

And  musical  with  birds,  that  sing  and  sport 

In  wantonness  of  spirit ;  while  below 

The  squirrel,  with  raised  paws  and  form  erect, 

Chirps  merrily.     Throngs  of  insects  in  the  shade 

Try  their  thin  wings,  and  dance  in  the  warm  beam 

That  waked  them  into  life.      Even  the  green  trees 

Partake  the  deep  contentment ;  as  they  bend 

To  the  soft  winds,  the  sun  from  the  blue  sky 

Looks  in  and  sheds  a  blessing  on  the  scene. 

Scarce  less  the  cleft-born  wild-flower  seems  to  enjoy 

Existence,  than  the  winged  plunderer 

That  sucks  its  sweets.     The  massy  rocks  themselves, 

And  the  old  and  ponderous  trunks  of  prostrate  trees 

That  lead  from  knoll  to  knoll,  a  causey  rude, 

Or  bridge  the  sunken  brook,  and  their  dark  roots, 

With  all  their  earth  upon  them,  twisting  high, 

Breathe  fixed  tranquillity.     The  rivulet 

Sends  forth  glad  sounds,  and  tripping  o'er  its  bed 

Of  pebbly  sands,  or  leaping  down  the  "rocks, 

Seems,  with  continuous  laughter,  to  rejoice 

In  its  own  being.     Softly  tread  the  marge, 

Lest  from  her  midway  perch  thou  scare  the  wren 

That  dips  her  bill  in  water.     The  cool  wind, 

That  stirs  the  stream  in  play,  shall  come  to  thee, 

Like  one  that  loves  thee,  nor  will  let  thee  pass 

Ungreeted,  and  shall  give  its  light  embrace. 

Thereareotherthreepiecesinblank  the  "  Conjunction  of  Jupiter  and 

verse  (which  Mr  Bryant  writes  well  Venus."      The  "  Winter  Piece"  we 

—better,  as  far  as  we  know,  than  any  think  the  best— and  it  reminds  us— 

other  American  poet,)  "  Monument  though  'tis  no  imitation — of  Cowper. 

Mountain,"  "a  Winter  Piece,"  and  Here  is  a  splendid  picture: 

Come  when  the  rains 

Have  glazed  the  snow,  and  clothed  the  trees  with  ice, 
While  the  slant  sun  of  February  pours 
Into  the  bowers  a  flood  of  light.     Approach ! 
The  incrusted  surface  shall  upbear  thy  steps, 
And  the  broad  arching  portals  of  the  grove 
Welcome  thy  entering.     Look !  the  massy  trunks 
Are  cased  in  the  pure  crystal ;  each  light  spray, 
Nodding  and  tinkling  in  the  breath  of  heaven, 
Is  studded  with  its  ti'embling  water-drops, 


1832.]  American  Poetry. 

That  stream  with  rainbow  radiance  as  they  move. 
But  round  the  parent  stem  the  long  low  boughs 
Bend,  in  a  glittering  ring,  and  arbours  hide 
The  grassy  floor.      Oh  !  you  might  deem  the  spot, 
The  spacious  cavern  of  the  virgin  mine, 
Deep  in  the  womb  of  earth — where  the  gems  grow, 
And  diamonds  put  forth  radiant  rods,  and  bud 
With  amethyst  and  topaz — and  the  place 
Lit  up  most  royally,  with  the  pure  beam 
That  dwells  in  them,     Or  haply  the  vast  hall 
Of  fairy  palace,  that  outlasts  the  night, 
And  fades  not  in  the  glory  of  the  sun  ; — 
Where  crystal  columns  send  forth  slender  shafts 
And  crossing  arches ;  and  fantastic  aisles 
Wind  from  the  sight  in  brightness,  and  are  lost 
Among  the  crowded  pillars.      Raise  thine  eye, — 
Thou  seest  no  cavern  roof,  no  palace  vault : 
There  the  blue  sky  and  the  white  drifting  cloud 
Look  in.      Again  the  wildered  fancy  dreams 
Of  spouting  fountains,  frozen  as  they  rose, 
And  fixed,  with  all  their  branching  jets,  in  air, 
And  all  their  sluices  sealed.      All,  all  is  light — 
Light  without  shade.     But  all  shall  pass  away 
With  the  next  sun.      From  numberless  vast  trunks, 
Loosened,  the  crashing  ice  shall  make  a  sound 
Like  the  far  roar  of  rivers,  and  the  eve 
Shall  close  o'er  the  brown  woods  as  it  was  wont. 


655 


We  have  quoted  much  that  is 
beautiful ;  but  do  our  readers  find  in 
it  many  "  graphic  descriptions  of 
American  scenery" — much  "  indi- 
genous style  of  thinking,  and  local 
peculiarity  of  imagery,"  "  condensed 
into  a  narrow  compass,  and  subli- 
mated into  poetry  ?"  It  seems  to  us, 
that  by  leaving  out  a  very  few  allu- 
sions to  objects  living  or  dead,  not 
native  with  us,  it  might  be  read  to 
any  familiar  lover  of  nature,  without 
his  imagination  being  moved  to  leave 
the  British  isles,  and  fly  to  America. 
We  have  no  right  to  complain  that 
Mr  Bryant  has  presented  us  with 
such  poetry — for  much  of  it  is  ex- 
quisite ;  but  is  the  scenery  it  paints 
as  American  as  the  scenery  of  the 
Task  is  English — and  of  the  Seasons 
Scottish  ?  If  it  be — then  there  is 
little  difference  between  the  charac- 
ter of  the  Old  World's  aspect  and 
of  the  New.  But  we  feel  that  there 
-is  much  difference—and  that  dis- 
tinctive—while we  are  reading  the 
novels  of  Cooper. 

Be  this  as  it  may,  there  are  sprink- 
led all  over  this  volume  felicitous 
lines,  and  half  lines,  and  epithets,  that, 
independently  of  the  general  fidelity 
and  feeling  of  his  descriptions,  shew 
that  Bryant  has  learned — 
"  To  muse  on  nature  with  a  poet's  eye." 


Not  a  few  such  are  to  be  seen  in 
the  passages  already  quoted — and 
here  are  some  charming  instances. 

"  Lodged  in  sunny  cleft 
Where  the  cold  breezes  come  not,  blooms 

alone 
The  little  wind-flower,  whose  just-opened 

eye 

Is  blue  as  the  spring  heaven  it  gazes  at, 
Startling  the  loiterer  in  the  naked  groves 
With  Unexpected  beauty,  for  the  time 
Of  blossoms  and  green  leaves  is  yet  afar." 

"  Thou  shalt  look 

Upon  the  green  and  rolling  forest  top, 
And  down  into  the  secrets  of  the  glens, 
And    streams  that    in    their   bordering 

thickets  strive 
To  hide  their  windings.-" 

"  to  lay  thine  ear 

Over  the  dizzy  depth,  and  hear  the  sound 
Of  winds,  that  struggle  with  the  woods 

below, 
Borne  up  like  ocean  murmurs." 

"  All  is  silent,  save  the  faint 
And  interrupted  murmur  of  the  bee, 
Settling  on  the  rich  flowers,   and  then 

again 
Instantly  on  the  wing." 

"  JLo !    where  the  grassy  meadow  runs 
in  waves !" 


e56  American 

"  A  thousand  flowers 
By  the  road  side,  and  the  borders  of  the 

brook, 
Nod  gaily  to  each  other." 

(In  the  Sudden  Wind.) 

"  On  thy  soft  breath  the   new-fledged 

bird 
Takes  wing,  half-happy,  half-afraid." 

"  Lo  !  their  orbs  burn  more  bright, 
And  shake  out  softer  fires." 

(Jupiter  and  Venus.) 

"  Then  doth  thy  sweet  and  quiet  eye 
Look  through  its  fringes  to  the  sky, 
Blue — blue — as  if  there  were  let  fall 
A  flower  from  its  cerulean  wall." 

(To  the  Fringed  Gentian.) 


Poetry.  [April, 

These  arc  a  few  specimens ;  but 
there  are  scores  of  others  that  shew 
the  observant  eye  and  the  sensitive 
soul  of  the  poetic  lover  of  nature. 

But  there  is  much  poetry  in  this 
volume  of  a  kind  that,  to  many 
minds,  will  be  more  affecting  than 
any  thing  we  have  yet  quoted — for 
it  relates  to  the  sons  of  the  soil, 
whose  races  are  now  so  sadly  thin- 
ned, and  as  civilisation  keeps  hewing 
its  way  towards  the  shores  of  other 
seas,  will  at  last  be  entirely  extinct 
— the  Red  Men  of  the  Woods.  Fine 
mention  is  made  of  them  in  the 
"Ages,"  the  largest, but  by  no  means 
the  best,  poem  in  the  collection.  It 
contains,  however,  these  stanzas : — 


Late,  from  this  western  shore,  that  morning  chased 
The  deep  and  ancient  night,  that  threw  its  shroud 
O'er  the  green  land  of  groves,  the  beautiful  waste, 
Nurse  of  full  streams,  and  lifter-up  of  proud 
Sky-mingling  mountains  that  o'erlook  the  cloud. 
Erewhile,  where  yon  gay  spires  their  brightness  rear, 
Trees  waved,  and  the  brown  hunter's  shouts  were  loud 
Amid  the  forest ;  and  the  bounding  deer 
Fled  at  the  glancing  plume,  and  the  gaunt  wolf  yelled  near. 


And  where  his  willing  waves  yon  bright  blue  bay 
Sends  up,  to  kiss  his  decorated  brim, 
And  cradles  in  his  soft  embrace  the  gay 
Young  group  of  grassy  islands  born  of  him, 
And,  crowding  nigh,  or  in  the  distance  dim, 
Lifts  the  white  throng  of  sails,  that  bear  or  bring 
The  commerce  of  the  world  ;  with  tawny  limb, 
And  belt  and  beads  in  sunlight  glistening, 
The  savage  urged  his  skiff  like  wild  bird  on  the  wing. 


Then,  all  this  youthful  paradise  around, 
And  all  the  broad  and  boundless  mainland,  lay 
Cooled  by  the  interminable  wood,  that  frowned 
O'er  mount  and  vale,  where  never  summer-ray 
Glanced,  till  the  strong  tornado  broke  his  way 
Through  the  gray  giants  of  the  sylvan  wild; 
Yet  many  a  sheltered  glade,  with  blossoms  gay, 
Beneath  the  showery  sky  and  sunshine  mild, 
"Within  the  shaggy  arms  of  that  dark  forest  smiled. 

There  stood  the  Indian  hamlet— there  the  lake 
Spread  its  blue  sheet  that  flashed  with  many  an  oar 
Where  the  brown  otter  plunged  him  from  the  brake 
And  the  deer  drank ;  as  the  light  gale  flew  o'er, 
The  twinkling  maize-field  rustled  on  the  shore  ! 
And  while  that  spot,  so  wild,  and  lone,  and  fail', 
A  look  of  glad  and  innocent  beauty  wore, 
And  peace  was  on  the  earth  and  in  the  air, 
The  warrior  lit  the  pile,  and  bound  his  captive  there  : 

Not  unavenged.      The  foeman,  from  the  wood, 
Beheld  the  deed;  and  when  the  midnight  shade 
"Was  stillest,  gorged  his  battle-axe  with  blood. 
All  died — the  wailing  babe,  the  shrieking  maid — 
And  in  the  flood  of  fire  that  scathed  the  glade, 


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American  Poetry. 

The  roois  went  down  ;  but  deep  the  silence  grew, 
"When  on  the  dewy  woods  the  day-beam  played  ; 
No  more  the  cabin  smokes  rose  wreathed  and  blue, 
And  ever  by  their  lake  lay  moored  the  light  canoe. 

Look  now  abroad — another  race  has  filled 
These  populous  borders — wide  the  wood  recedes, 
And  towns  shoot  up,  and  fertile  realms  are  tilled  ; 
The  land  is  full  of  harvests  and  green  meads  ; 
Streams  numberless,  that  many  a  fountain  feeds, 
Shine,  clisembowered,  and  give  to  sun  and  breeze 
Their  virgin  waters ;  the  full  region  leads 
New  colonies  forth,  that  toward  the  western  seas 
Spread,  like  a  rapid  flame  among  the  autumnal  trees. 

Here  the  free  spirit  of  mankind,  at  length, 
Throws  its  last  fetters  off;  and  who  shall  place 
A  limit  to  the  giant's  unchained  strength, 
Or  curb  his  swiftness  in  the  forward  race  ? 
Far,  like  the  comet's  way  through  infinite  space, 
Stretches  the  long  untravelled  path  of  light 
Into  the  depths  of  ages  :  we  may  trace, 
Distant,  the  brightening  glory  of  its  flight, 
Till  the  receding  rays  are  lost  to  human  sight. 


657 


The  mind  of  the  poet  kindles,  and 
rightly,  at  the  prophetic  visions  of 
his  country's  boundless  dominion, 
thick-peopled  through  cultivated  re- 
gions laid  open  to  all  the  light  of 
heaven,  and  sheltering  in  the  "  hor- 
rid shades  forlorn,"  the  last  rem- 
nants  of  the  aboriginal  hunter  and 
warrior  tribes.    There  is  much  of 
sadness,  but  far  more  of  joy,  in  the 
prospect  of  the  various  and  bound- 
less provisions    and    processes  by 
which  nature  raises  up  the  compli- 
cated structures  of  civilized  life  as 
her    wildernesses    fade    before   its 
march,  and  their  inhabitants  pine 
away  and  perish.    For  look  at  the 
numbers  of  a  savage  race,  where  a 
few  families  or  tribes  occupy  a  wil- 
derness for  their  supply  of  game, 
and  compare  with  it  the  thronging 
population  of  some  small  spot  where 
the  arts  of  civilized  life  are  highly 
advanced.    The  savage  race  is  often 
noble  ;    and  when  we  contemplate 
the  magnificence  of  the  mighty  de- 
serts which  nature  has  spread  out 
for  his  paths,  her  mountains  or  her 
"  forests,  one  might  imagine  that  she 
loved  her  proud  lonely  son,  roving 
in  his  unmolested  solitudes.    But 
we  look  at  the  course  she  has  given 
to  the  Avorld,  and  we  see  that  she 
seems  impatient  of  stretching  out 
her  ample  domains  for  a  few  pos- 
sessors.   The  nations  of  the  earth 
advance  incessantly  from  a  rude  to 


a  cultivated  state;  and  where  the 
savage  remains  unaltered  from  age 
to  age,  in  immutable  barbarism, 
she  sends  her  civilized  children  to 
dispossess  him  of  the  earth  he  has 
not  known  how  to  use,  to  thin  his 
numbers,  to  lay  waste  the  glory  of 
her  majestic  reign,  and  to  people  and 
till  her  wildernesses.  The  first  rude 
tribes  that  occupy  a  country,  seem 
merely  to  have  advanced  one  step  in 
winning  it  from  the  wild  beasts,  and 
to  hold  it  over  for  civilized  man.  Till 
he  has  ploughed  his  fields,  and  built 
his  cities,  and  unfolded  his  arts,  the 
land  does  not  seem  properly  occu- 
pied by  man.  Then  intellect  awakens 
to  its  various  works.  Science  and 
art  arise,  and  the  more  complicated 
condition  of  life  itself  becomes  the 
subject  of  thought.  The  moral  nature 
of  the  species  is  unfolded — his  mani- 
fold affections  arise  and  spread — all 
the  charities  of  life  assume  a  higher 
tone — the  altars  and  the  temples  of 
the  gods  are  reared — war  no  longer 
burns  around  every  dwelling — death 
hovers  no  more  on  sanguinary  wings 
round  every  head — peace  covers  the 
land  far  and  wide—and  the  soul  un- 
disturbed expands  all  its  heaven-as- 
piring affections.  The  laws  them- 
selves of  great  states  confirm  their 
morality ;  and  only  as  he  is  gradually 
formed  under  such  institutions  does 
man  appear  a  moral  being.  How  dif- 
ferent is  he  who  sat  at  his  bloody 


658 


American  Poetry. 


[April, 


feast,  rioting  with  his  comrades  in 
the  drunkenness  of  savage  victory, 
and  he  who  in  the  serenity  of  civili- 
zation, thoughtful  and  mild,  maintains 
the  blameless  majesty  of  private  life  ! 
Yet  even  when  surveying  such 
changes  as  these,  the  spirit  will 
often  indulge  in  melancholy  and  al- 
most regretful  dreams  of  the  wild 
life  that  has  passed  away,  ennobled 
by  the  colouring  and  moulding  of 
imagination  far  beyond  the  truth,  till 
in  the  dead  it  beholds  a  race  of  he- 
roes. In  such  a  mood  the  following 
fine  lines  must  have  been  composed 
—nor  are  they  false  to  the  nature 
which  they  adorn  and  dignify  in  the 
dust. 


THE  DISINTERRED  WARRIOR. 

Gather  him  to  his  grave  again, 

And  solemnly  and  softly  lay, 
Beneath  the  verdure  of  the  plain, 

The  warrior's  scattered  bones  away. 
Pay  the  deep  reverence,  taught  of  old, 

The  homage  of  man's  heart  to  death  ; 
Nor  dare  to  trifle  with  the  mould 

Once    hallowed    by    the    Almighty's 
breath. 

The  soul  hath>  quickened  every  part  — 

That  remnant  of  a  martial  brow, 
Those  ribs  that  held  the  mighty  heart, 

That  strong  arm  —  strong  nolonger  now. 
Spare  them,  each  mouldering  relic  spare, 

Of  God's  own  image  ;  let  them  rest, 
Till  not  a  trace  shall  speak  of  where 

The  awful  likeness  was  imprest. 

For  he  was  fresher  from  the  hand 

That  formed  of  earth  the  human  face, 
And  to  the  elements  did  stand 

In  nearer  kindred  than  our  race. 
In  many  a  flood  to  madness  tost, 

In  many  a  storm  has  been  his  path  ; 
He  hid  him  not  from  heat  or  frost, 

But  met  them,  and  defied  their  wrath. 

Then  they  were  kind  —  the  forests  here, 

Rivers  and  stiller  waters  paid 
A  tribute  to  the  net  and  spear 

Of  the  red  ruler  of  the  shade. 
Fruits  on  the  woodland  branches  lay, 

Roots  in  the  shaded  soil  below, 
The  stars  looked  forth  to  teach  his  way, 

The  still  earth  warned  him  of  the  foe. 

A  noble  race  !  but  they  are  gone, 

With  their  old  forests  wide  and  deep, 

And  we  have  built  our  homes  upon 
Fields  where  their  generations  sleep. 

Their  fountains  slake  our  thirst  at  noon, 
Upon  their  fields  our  harvest  waves, 


Our  lovers  woo  beneath  their  moon — 
Ah,  let  us  spare,  at  least,  their  graves ! 

Perhaps  the  verses  that  follow  are 
still  finer — and  we  feel  their  pathos 
the  more  at  this  moment,  from  having 
just  read  in  that  most  interesting  new 
work,  M'Gregor's  Northern  America, 
a  vindication  of  the  Indian  charac- 
ter, as  it  is  still  seen  in  Canada.  The 
remnant  of  the  Indian  tribes  scatter- 
ed over  the  Canadas,  he  tells  us, 
exhibit  a  state  of  deplorable  wretch- 
edness. But  a  North  American  In- 
dian, except  when  maddened  or  stu- 
pified  by  the  liquors  introduced  by 
the  Europeans,  is  the  most  dignified 
person  in  the  world.  He  is  never 
awkward,  never  abashed,  nor  ever 
ill-bred  or  abusive.  The  grave,  dig- 
nified, taciturn,  yet,  when  occasion 
requires,  elegant  gentleman  of  na- 
ture, has  never  been  properly  re- 
spected by  Europeans,  and  least  of 
all  by  the  English,  who,  to  our  dis- 
grace, have  on  almost  all  occasions 
treated  with  contempt  "  the  Stoic  of 
the  woods,  the  man  without  a  tear." 
The  proud  heart  of  the  Indian,  de- 
prived of  his  fine  country,  the  forests 
of  which  once  afforded  him  abundant 
game,  and  in  the  rivers  of  which  he 
alone  fished,  rather  than  submit  to  the 
degradation  of  working  for  the  rob- 
bers who  now  despise  his  race,  pines 
in  silent  anguish,  while  he  beholds 
the  melting  away  of  his  tribe  amidst 
the  encroachments  of  Europeans.  So 
far  the  excellent  M'Gregor,  in  a  work, 
the  spirit  of  which  may  be  estimated 
by  such  sentiments,  and  now  for 
Bryant,  who  puts  the  expression  of 
the  same  feelings  into  the  lips  of  an 

INDIAN  AT  THE  BURYINCi-PLACE  OF  HIS 
FATHERS. 

It  is  the  spot  I  came  to  seek, — 
My  fathers'  ancient  burial-place, 

Ere  from  these  vales,  ashamed  and  weak, 
Withdrew  our  wasted  race. 

It  is  the  spot — I  know  it  well — 

Of  which  our  old  traditions  tell. 

For  here  the  upland  bank  sends  out 
A  ridge  towards  the  river  side  ; 

I  know  the  shaggy  hills  about, 
The  meadows  smooth  and  wide ; 

The  plains  that,  towards  the  southern  sky, 

Fenced  east  and  west  by  mountains  lie. 

A  white  man,  gazing  on  the  scene, 
Would  say  a  lovely  spot  was  here, 


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American  Poetry, 


659 


And  praise  the  lawns  so  fresh  and  green 

Between  the  hills  so  sheer. 
I  like  it  not — I  would  the  plain 
Lay  in  its  tall  old  groves  again. 

The  sheep  are  on  the  slopes  around, 
The  cattle  in  the  meadows  feed, 

And  labourers  turn  the  crumbling  ground, 
Or  drop  the  yellow  seed, 

And  prancing  steeds,  in  trappings  gay, 

Whirl  the  bright  chariot  o'er  the  way. 

Methinks  it  were  a  nobler  sight 

To  see  these  vales  in  woods  array'd, 

Their  summits  in  the  golden  light, 
Their  trunks  in  grateful  shade  ; 

And  herds  of  deer,  that  bounding  go 

O'er  rills  and  prostrate  trees  below. 

And  then  to  mark  the  lord  of  all, 
The  forest  hero,  trained  to  wars, 

Quivered  and  plumed,  and  lithe  and  tall, 
And  seamed  with  glorious  scars, 

Walk  forth,  amid  his  reign,  to  dare 

The  wolf,  and  grapple  with  the  bear. 

This  bank,  in  which  the  dead  were  laid, 
Was  sacred  when  its  soil  was  ours  j 

Hither  the  artless  Indian  maid 

Brought  wreaths  of  beads  and  flowers, 

And  the  gray  chief  and  gifted  seer 

Worshipped  the  God  of  thunders  here. 

But  now  the  wheat  is  green  and  high 
On  clods  that  hid  the  warrior's  breast, 

And  scattered  in  the  furrows  lie 
The  weapons  of  his  i*est; 

And  there,  in  the  loose  sand  is  thrown 

Of  his  large  arm  the  mouldering  bone. 

Ah!  little  thought  the  strong  and  brave, 
Who  bore  their  lifeless  chieftain  forth, 
Or  the  young  wife,  that  weeping  gave 

Her  first-born  to  the  earth—- 
That the  pale  race,  who  waste  us  now, 
Among   their  bones     should    guide   the 
plough. 

They  waste  us— ay,  like  April  snow 
In  the  warm  noon  we  shrink  away  ; 

And  fast  they  follow,  as  we  go 
Towards  the  setting  day, — 

Till  they  shall  fill  the  land,  and  we 

Are  driven  into  the  western  sea. 

But  I  behold  a  fearful  sign, 

To  which  the  white  man's    eyes  arc 

blind ; 
Their  race  may  vanish  hence,  like  mine, 

And  leave  no  trace  behind — 
Save  ruins  o'er  the  region  spread, 
And  the  white  stones  above  the  dead. 

Before  these  fields  were  shorn  and  tilled, 
Full  to  the  brim  our  rivers  flowed; 


The  melody  of  waters  filled 

The  fresh  and  boundless  wood  ; 
And  torrents  dashed,  and  rivulets  played, 
And  fountains  spouted  in  the  shade. 

Those  grateful  sounds  are  heard  no  more ; 

The  springs  are  silent  in  the  sun, 
The  rivers,  by  the  blackened  shore, 

With  lessening  current  run  ; 
The  realm  our  tribes  are  crushed  to  get 
May  be  a  barren  desert  yet. 

Mr  Bryant  has  painted  some  beau- 
tiful pictures  of  the  Indian  female 
character.  In  "  Mountain  Monu- 
ment" he  tells  the  story  of  a  young 
girl  pining  away  in  passion  for  a 
youth  within  the  forbidden  though 
not  close  degrees  of  consanguinity, 
and  in  settled  sadness  and  remorse 
throwing  herself  from  a  rock.  It  is  a 
tradition,  and  very  touchingly  is  it 
narrated.  But  the  "  Indian  Girl's  La- 
ment" will  inspire  more  universal 
sympathy.  Into  her  lips  he  puts  lan- 
guage at  once  simple  and  eloquent, 
such  as  the  true  poet  fears  not  to 
breathe  from  his  own  heart,  when  in 
mournful  imagination  personating  a 
sufferer,  knowing  that  no  words  ex- 
pressive of  tenderest,  and  purest,  and 
saddest  emotions,  can  ever  be  other- 
wise than  true  to  nature,  when  pas- 
sionate in  the  fidelity  of  its  inno- 
cence, nor  yet  unconsoled  in  its  be- 
reavement by  a  belief  that  pictures  a 
life  of  love  beyond  the  grave, 


THE  INDIAN  GIRL's  LAMENT. 

An  Indian  girl  was  sitting  where 
Her  lover,  slain  in  battle,  slept ; 

Her  maiden  veil,  her  own  black  hair, 
Came  down  o'er  eyes  that  wept ; 

And  wildly,  in  her  woodland  tongue, 

This  sad  and  simple  lay  she  sung  : 

I've  pulled  away  the  shrubs  that  grew 
Too  close  above  thy  sleeping  head, 

And  broke  the  forest  boughs  that  threw 
Their  shadows  o'er  thy  bed, 

That,  shining  from  the  sweet  south-west, 

The  sunbeams  might  rejoice  thy  rest. 

It  was  a  weary,  weary  road 

That  led  thee  to  the  pleasant  coast, 

Where  thou,  in  his  serene  abode, 
Hast  met  thy  father's  ghost; 

Where  everlasting  autumn  lies 

On  yellow  woods  and  sunny  skies, 

'Twas  I  the  broidered  mocsen  made, 
That  shod  thee  for  that  distant  land ; 


660  American  Poetry. 

'Twas  I  thy  bow  and  arrows  laid 

Beside  thy  still  cold  hand — 
Thy  bo\v  in  many  a  battle  bent, 
Thy  arrows  never  vainly  sent. 

With  wampum  belts  I  crossed  thy  breast, 
And  wrapped  thee  in  the  bison's  hide, 

And  laid  the  food  that  pleased  thee  best 
In  plenty  by  thy  side, 

And  decked  thee  bravely,  as  became 

A  warrior  of  illustrious  name. 

Thou'rt  happy  now,  for  thou  hast  past 
The  long  dark  journey  of  the  grave, 

And  in  the  land  of  light,  at  last, 
Hast  joined  the  good  and  brave — 

Amid  the  Hushed  and  balmy  air, 

The  bravest  and  the  loveliest  there. 

Yet  oft,  thine  own  dear  Indian  maid, 
Even  there,  thy  thoughts  will  earth- 
ward stray — 

To  her  who  sits  where  thou  vvert  laid, 
And  weeps  the  hours  away, 

Yet  almost  can  her  grief  forget 

To  think  that  thou  dost  love  her  yet. 

And  thou,  by  one  of  those  still  lakes 

That  in  a  shining  cluster  lie, 
On  which  the  south  wind  scarcely  breaks 

The  image  of  the  sky, 
A  bower  for  thee  and  me  hast  made 
Beneath  the  many-coloured  shade. 

And  thou  dost  wait  and  watch  to  meet 

My  spirit  sent  to  join  the  blest, 
And,  wondering  what  detains  my  feet 

From  the  bright  land  of  rest, 
Dost  seem,  in  every  sound,  to  hear 
The  rustling  of  my  footsteps  near. 

Many  of  the  most  delightful  poems 
in  this  volume  have  been  inspired  by 
a  profound  sense  of  the  sanctity  of 
the  affections.  That  love,  which  is 
the  support  and  the  solace  of  the 
heart  in  all  the  duties  and  distresses 
of  this  life,  is  sometimes  painted  by 
Mr  Bryant  in  its  purest  form  and 
brightest  colours,  as  it  beautifies  and 
blesses  the  solitary  wilderness.  The 
delight  that  has  filled  his  own  being, 
from  the  faces  of  his  own  family,  he 
transfuses  into  the  hearts  of  the  crea- 
tures of  his  imagination,  as  they  wan- 
der through  the  woods,  or  sit  singing 
in  front  of  their  forest-bowers.  Re- 
mote as  some  of  these  creatures  are 
from  the  haunts  and  habits  of  our 
common  civilized  life,  they  rise  be- 
fore us  at  once  with  the  strange  beau- 
ty of  visionary  phantoms,  and  with 
a  human  loveliness,  that  touch  with 
a  mingled  charm  our  fancy  and  our 


[April, 


heart.  Our  poetic  and  our  human 
sensibilities  are  awakened  together, 
and  we  feel  towards  them  the  emo- 
tions with  which  we  listen  to  sweet 
voices  from  unknown  beings  smiling 
or  singing  to  us  in  dreams.  For  exam- 
ple— 

A  SONG  OF  PIICAIBN'S  ISLAND. 

Come,  take  our  boy,  and  we  will  go 

Before  our  cabin  door  ; 
The  winds  shall  bring  us,  as  they  blow, 

The  murmurs  of  the  shore ; 
And  we  will  kiss  his  young  blue  eyes, 
And  I  will  sing  him  as  he  lies, 

Songs  that  were  made  of  yore  : 
I'll  sing,  in  his  delighted  ear, 
The  island-lays  thou  lov'st  to  hear. 

And  thou,  while  stammering  I  repeat, 

Thy  country's  tongue  shalt  teach  ; 
'Tis  not  so  soft,  but  far  more  sweet 

Than  my  own  native  speech  ; 
For  thou  no  other  tongue  didst  know, 
When,  scarcely  twenty  moons  ago, 

Upon  Tahite's  beach, 
Thou  cam'st  to  woo  me  to  be  thine, 
With  many  a  speaking  look  and  sign. 

I  knew  thy  meaning — thou  didst  praise 

My  eyes,  my  locks  of  jet ; 
Ah  !  well  for  me  they  won  thy  gaze, — 

But  thine  were  fairer  yet ! 
I'm  glad  to  see  my  infant  wear 
Thy  soft  blue  eyes  and  sunny  hair, 

And  when  my  sight  is  met 
By  his  Avhite  brow  and  blooming  cheek; 
I  feel  a  joy  I  cannot  speak. 

Come  talk  of  Europe's  maids  with  me, 

Whose  necks  and  cheeks,  they  tell, 
Outshine  the  beauty  of  the  sea, 

White  foam  and  crimson  shell. 
I'll  shape  like  theirs  my  simple  dress, 
And  bind  like  them  each  jetty  tress, 

A  sight  to  please  thee  well ; 
And  for  my  dusky  brow  will  braid 
A  bonnet  like  an  English  maid. 

Come,  for  the  soft,  low  sunlight  calls — 

We  lose  the  pleasant  hours ; 
'Tis  lovelier  than  these  cottage  walls — 

That  seat  among  the  flowers. 
And  I  will  learn  of  thee  a  prayer 
To  Him  who  gave  a  home  so  fair, 

A  lot  so  blest  as  ours—- 
The God  who  made  for  thee  and  me 
This  sweet  lone  isle  amid  the  sea. 

This  is  the  kind  of  love-poetry  in 
which  we  delight.  Such  feelings  af- 
fect us  like  flowers — pure,  bright, 
balmy  in  their  bliss,  and  yet  erelong 


1832.]  American  Poetry. 

inspiring  sadness,  because  we  feel 
that,  fragile  as  fair,  they  must  soon 
decay.  A  flower  of  faultless  and  glo- 
rious beauty,  just  unfolded,  seems  as 
if  it  could  not  live  on  this  earth  and 
under  these  skies,  if  there  were  not 
some  feeling  for  its  loveliness  to  save 
it  from  harm.  And  this  Ariosto  must 
have  felt,  when,  describing  the  rose 
which  the  virgin  resembles,  he  says 
that  sun,  and  air,  and  the  dewy  morn- 
ing, and  sky,  and  earth,  incline  to- 
wards it  in  favour.  Such  is  the  emotion 
with  which  our  hearts  regard  Words- 
worth's Ruth, "  ere  she  had  wept,  ere 
she  had  mourned,  a  young  and  hap- 
py child."  It  is  like  a  halo  round  the 
head  of  Spenser's  Una.  But  the 
beauty  of  woman's  soul  is  by  the 
poets  in  a  thousand  ways  idealized 
— floating  before  us  as  between  hea- 
ven and  earth;  see  Coleridge's  Gene- 
vieve,  Campbell's  Gertrude,  and  the 
Shepherd's  Kilmeny.  In  the  same 
spirit  with  which  you  gaze  on  them, 
pray  hearken  to 

THE  HUNTER'S  SERENADE. 

Thy  bower  is  finished,  fairest ! 

Fit  bower  for  hunter's  bride—- 
Where old  woods  overshadow 

The  green  savannah's  side. 
I've  wandered  long  and  wandered  far, 

And  never  have  I  met, 
In  all  this  lovely  western  land, 

A  spot  so  lovely  yet. 
But  I  shall  think  it  fairer 

When  thou  art  come  to  bless, 
With  thy  sweet  eyes  and  silver  voice, 

Its  silent  loveliness. 

For  thee  the  wild  grape  glistens 

On  sunny  knoll  and  tree, 
And  stoops  the  slim  papaya 

With  yellow  fruit  for  thee. 
For  thee  the  duck,  on  glassy  stream, 

The  prairie-fowl  shall  die, 
My  rifle  for  thy  feast  shall  bring 

The  wild  swan  from  the  sky. 
The  forest's  leaping  panther, 

Fierce,  beautiful,  and  fleet, 
Shall  yield  his  spotted  hide  to  be 

A  carpet  for  thy  feet. 

I  know,  for  thou  hast  told  me, 

Thy  maiden  love  of  flowers  ; 
Ah  !  those  that  deck  thy  gardens 

Are  pale  compared  with  ours. 
When  our  wide  woods  and  mighty  lawns 

Bloom  to  the  April  skies, 
The  earth  has  no  more  gorgeous  sight 

To  shew  to  human  eyes. 
In  meadows  red  with  blossoms, 
All  summer  long  the  bee 


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Murmurs,  and  loads  his  yellow  thighs, 
For  thee,  my  love,  and  me. 

Or,  wouldst  thou  gaze  at  tokens 

Of  ages  long  ago  ? 
Our  old  oaks  stream  with  mosses, 

And  sprout  with  mistletoe  ; 
And  mighty  vines,  like  serpents,  climb 

The  giant  sycamore ; 
And  trunks,  o'erthrown  for  centuries, 

Cumber  the  forest  floor  ; 
And  in  the  great  savannah 

The  solitary  mound, 
Built  by  the  elder  world,  o'erlooks 

The  loneliness  around. 

Come,  thou  hast  not  forgotten 

Thy  pledge  and  promise  quite, 
With  many  blushes  murmured, 

Beneath  the  evening  light. 
Come,  the  young  violets  crowd  my  door 

Thy  earliest  look  to  win, 
And  at  my  silent  window-sill 

The  jessamine  peeps  in. 
All  day  the  red-breast  warbles 

Upon  the  mulberry  near, 
And  the  night-sparrow  trills  her  song 

All  night  with  none  to  hear. 

We  turn  from  these  sweet  love- 
lays' to  a  spirit-stirring  composition, 
the  "  Song  of  Marion's  Men."  It  is  a 
beautiful  ballad— with  much  of  the 
grace  of  Campbell  and  the  vigour  of 
Allan  Cunningham.  The  exploits  of 
General  Francis  Marion,  the  famous 
partizan  warrior  of  South  Carolina, 
form  an  interesting  chapter  in  the 
annals  of  the  American  revolution. 
The  British  troops  were  so  harassed 
by  the  irregular  and  successful  war- 
fare which  he  kept  up,  at  the  head 
of  a  few  daring  followers,  that  they 
sent  an  officer  to  remonstrate  with 
him  for  not  coming  into  the  open 
field,  and  fighting  "  like  a  gentleman 
and  a  Christian." 

SONG  OF  MARION'S  MEN. 

OUR  band  is  few,  but  true  and  tried — 

Our  leader  frank  and  bold — 
The  foeman  trembles  in  his  camp 

When  Marion's  name  is  told. 
Our  fortress  is  the  good  green  wood, 

Our  tent  the  cypress  tree ; 
We  know  the  forest  round  us, 

As  seamen  know  the  sea. 
We  know  its  walls  of  thorny  vines, 

Its  glades  of  reedy  grass, 
Its  safe  and  silent  islands 

Within  the  dark  morass, 

Wo  to  the  heedless  soldiery, 
Who  little  think  us  near  ! 


662  American  Poetry. 

On  them  shall  light  at  midnight 

A  strange  and  sudden  fear  ; 
When,  waking  to  their  tents  on  fire, 

They  grasp  their  arms  in  vain, 
And  they  who  stand  to  face  us 

Are  beat  to  earth  again  ; 
And  they  who  fly  in  terror,  deem 

A  mighty  host  behind, 
And  hear  the  tramp  of  thousands 

Upon  the  hollow  wind. 


[April, 

his  offers  of  ransom,  drove  him  mad, 
and  he  died  a  maniac. 


Then  sweet  the  hour  that  brings  release 

From  danger  and  from  toil  : 
We  talk  the  battle  over, 

And  share  the  battle's  spoil. 
The  woodland  rings  with  laugh  and  shout, 

As  if  a  hunt  were  up, 
And  woodland  flowers  are  gathered 

To  crown  the  soldier's  cup. 
With  merry  songs  we  mock  the  wind 

That  in  the  pine-top  grieves, 
And  slumber  long  and  sweetly 

On  beds  of  oaken  leaves, 

Well  knows  the  fair  and  friendly  moon 

The  band  that  Marion  leads— 
The  glitter  of  their  rifles, 

The  scampering  of  their  steeds. 
'Tis  life  our  fiery  barbs  to  guide 

Across  the  moonlight  plains  ; 
'Tis  life  to  feel  the  night-  wind 

That  lifts  their  tossing  manes. 
A  moment  in  the  ravaged  camp— 

A  moment  —  and  away 
Back  to  the  pathless  forest, 

Before  the  peep  of  day. 

Grave  men  there  are  by  broad  Santee, 

Grave  men  with  hoary  hairs, 
Their  hearts  are  all  with  Marion, 

For  Marion  are  their  prayers. 
And  loveliest  ladies  greet  our  band 

With  kindliest  welcoming  _ 
With  smiles  like  those  of  summer, 

And  tears  like  those  of  spring. 
For  them  we  wear  these  trusty  arms, 

And  lay  them  down  no  more 
Till  we  have  driven  the  oppressor, 

For  ever,  from  our  shore. 

There  is  even  mpre  power  in  the 
"  African  Chief."  The  story  of  the 
ballad  may  be  found  in  the  African 
Repository  for  April  1825.  The  sub- 
ject of  it  was  a  warrior  of  majestic 
stature,  the  brother  of  Yarradee, 
King  of  the  Solima  nation.  He  had 
been  taken  in  battle,  and  was  brought 
in  chains,  for  sale,  to  the  Rio  Pongas, 
where  he  was  exhibited  in  the  mar- 
ket-place, his  ankles  still  adorned 
with  the  massy  rings  of  gold  which 
he  wore  when  he  was  captured. 
The  refusal  of  his  captor  to  listen  to 


THE  AFRICAN  CHIEF. 

Chained  in  the  market-place  he  stood, 

A  man  of  giant  frame, 
Amid  the  gathering  multitude 

That  shrunk  to  hear  his  name  _ 
All  stern  of  look  and  strong  of  limb, 

His  dark  eye  on  the  ground  :  _ 
And  silently  they  gazed  on  him, 

As  on  a  lion  bound. 


Vainly,  but  well,  that'chief  had  fought,  — 

He  was  a  captive  now,  — 
Yet  pride,  that  fortune  humbles  not, 

Was  written  on  his  brow. 
The  scars  his  dark  broad  bosom  wore, 

Shewed  warrior  true  and  brave  • 
A  prince  among  his  tribe  before, 

He  could  not  be  a  slave. 

Then  to  his  conqueror  he  spake  — 

"  My  brother  is  a  king  ; 
Undo  this  necklace  from  my  neck, 

And  take  this  bracelet  ring  ; 
And  send  me  where  my  brother  reigns, 

And  I  will  fill  thy  hands 
With  store  of  ivory  from  the  plains, 

And  gold-dust  from  the  sands," 

"  Not  for  thy  ivory  nor  thy  gold 

Will  I  unbind  thy  chain  : 
That  bloody  hand  shall  never  hold 

The  battle-spear  again. 
A  price  thy  nation  never  gave, 

Shall  yet  be  paid  for  thee  ; 
For  thou  shalt  be  the  Christian's  slave, 

In  lands  beyond  the  sea." 

Then  wept  the  warrior  chief,  and  bade 

To  shred  his  locks  away  ; 
And,  one  by  one,  each  heavy  braid 

Before  the  victor  lay. 
Thick  were  the  platted  locks,  and  long, 

And  deftly  hidden  there 
Shone  many  a  wedge  of  gold  among 

The  dark  and  crisped  hair. 

"  Look,  feast  thy  greedy  eye  with  gold 

Long  kept  for  sorest  need  ; 
Take  it  —  thou  askest  sums  untold, 

And  say  that  I  am  freed. 
Take  it  —  my  wife  the  long,  long  day 

Weeps  by  the  cocoa-tree, 
And  my  young  children  leave  their  play, 

And  ask  in  vain  for  me." 

"  I  take  thy  gold  —  but  I  have  made 

Thy  fetters  fast  and  strong, 
And  ween  that  by  the  cocoa  shade 

Thy  wife  will  wait  thee  long." 
Strong  was  the  agony  that  shook 

The  captive's  frame  to  hear, 


1832.]  American  Poetry. 

And  the  proud  meaning  of  his  look 
Was  changed  to  mortal  fear. 

Ilia  heart  was  broken — crazed  his  brain — 

At  once  his  eye  grew  wild — 
He  struggled  fiercely  with  his  chain, 

Whispered,  and  wept,  and  smiled  ; 
Yet  wore  not  long  those  fatal  bands, 

And  once,  at  shut  of  day, 
They  drew  him  forth  upon  the  sands, 

The  foul  hyena's  prey. 

That  Mr  Bryant's  poetry  may  be 
seen  in  all  its  fine  varieties,  we  quote 
three  other  compositions,  inspired 
by  love  and  delight  in  that  benig- 
nant, bounteous,  and  beauteous  Na- 
ture, who  all  over  the  earth  repays 
with  a  heavenly  happiness  the  grate- 
ful worship  of  her  children.  One  of 
them,  "  To  a  Waterfowl,"  has  been 
long  and  widely  admired,  and  is  in- 
deed a  gem  of  purest  ray  serene,  of 
which  time  may  never  bedim  the 
lustre.  The  others  are  new  to  us—- 
and "  beautiful  exceedingly." 

THE  NEW  MOON. 

When,  as  the  garish  day  is  done, 
Heaven  burns  with  the  descended  sun, 

'Tis  passing  sweet  to  mark, 
Amid  that  flush  of  crimson  light, 
The  new  moon's  modest  bow  grow  bright, 

As  earth  and  sky  grow  dark. 

Few  are  the  hearts  too  cold  to  feel 
A  thrill  of  gladness  o'er  them  steal, 

When  first  the  wandering  eye 
Sees  faintly,  in  the  evening  blaze, 
That  glimmering  curve  of  tender  rays 

Just  planted  in  the  sky. 

The  sight  of  that  young  crescent  brings 
Thoughts  of  all  fair  and  youthful  things— 

The  hopes  of  early  years ; 
And  childhood's  purity  and  grace, 
And  joys  that,  like  a  rainbow,  chase 

The  passing  shower  of  tears. 

The  captive  yields  him  to  the  dream 
Of  freedom,  when  that  virgin  beam 

Comes  out  upon  the  air  ; 
And  painfully  the  sick  man  tries 
To  fix  his  dim  and  burning  eyes 

On  the  soft  promise  there. 

Most  welcome  to  the  lover's  sight 
Glitters  that  pure,  emerging  light ; 

For  prattling  poets  say, 
That  sweetest  is  the  lovers'  walk, 
And  tenderest  is  their  murmured  talk, 

Beneath  its  gentle  ray. 


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And  there  do  graver  men  behold 
A  type  of  errors,  loved  of  old, 

Forsaken  and  forgiven ; 
And  thoughts  and  wishes  not  of  earth, 
Just  opening  in  their  early  birth, 

Like  that  new  light  iu  heaven. 

THE  SKIES. 

Ay !  gloriously  thou  standest  there, 
Beautiful,  boundless  firmament ! 

That,  swelling  wide  o'er  earth  and  air, 
And  round  the  horizon  bent, 

With  thy  bright  vault  and  sapphire  wall 

Dost  overhang  and  circle  all. 

Far,  far  below  thee,  tall  old  trees 
Arise,  and  piles  built  up  of  old, 

And  hills,  whose  ancient  summits  freeze 
In  the  fierce  light  and  cold. 

The  eagle  soars  his  utmost  height, 

Yet  far  thou  stretchest  o'er  his  flight. 

Thou  hast   thy  frowns — with  thee  on 
high 

The  storm  has  made  his  airy  seat, 
Beyond  that  soft  blue  curtain  lie 

His  stores  of  hail  and  sleet j 
Thence  the  consuming  lightnings  break, 
There  the  strong  hurricanes  awake. 

Yet~art  thou  prodigal  of  smiles — 

Smiles  sweeter  than  thy  frowns  are 
stern  ; 

Earth  sends  from  all  her  thousand  isles 
A  shout  at  thy  return  ', 

The  glory  that  comes  down  from  thee 

Bathes  in  deep  joy  the  land  and  sea. 

The  sun,  the  gorgeous  sun,  is  thine, 
The  pomp  that  brings  and  shuts  the 

day, 
The  clouds  that  round  him  change  and 

shine, 

The  airs  that  fan  his  way  : 
Thence  look  the  thoughtful  stars,  and 

there 
The  meek  moon  walks  the  silent  air. 

The  sunny  Italy  may  boast 

The   beauteous   tints   that   flush   her 

skies ; 
And  lovely,  round  the  Grecian  coast, 

May  thy  blue  pillars  rise  : 
I  only  know  how  fair  they  stand 
Around  my  own  beloved  land. 

And  they  are  fair — a  charm  is  theirs, 
That  earth,  the  proud  green  earth,  has 
not, 

With  all  the  forms,  and  hues,  and  airs, 
That  haunt  her  sweetest  spot. 

We  gaze  upon  thy  calm  pure  sphere, 

And  read  of  Heaven's  eternal  year. 


6  64  American  Poetry. 

Oh,  when,  amid  the  throng  of  men, 
The  heart  grows  sick  of  hollow  mirth, 

How  willingly  we  turn  us  then. 
Away  from  this  cold  earth, 

And  look  into  thy  azure  breast 

For  seats  of  innocence  and  rest ! 


[April, 


TO  A  WATERFOWL. 

Whither,  midst  falling  dew, 
While  glow  the  heavens  with  the  last  steps 

of  day, 
Far,  through  their  rosy  depths,  dost  tliou 

pursue 
Thy  solitary  way  ? 

Vainly  the  fowler's  eye 
Might  mark  thy  distant  flight  to  do  thee 

wrong, 
As,  darkly  painted  on  the  crimson  sky, 

Thy  figure  floats  along. 

Seek'st  thou  the  plashy  brink 
Of  weedy  lake,  or  marge  of  river  wide, 
Or  where  the  rocking  billows  rise  and  sink 

On  the  chafed  ocean-side  ? 

There  is  a  Power  whose  care 
Teaches  thy  way  along  that  pathless  coast — 
The  desert  and  illimitable  air — 

Lone  wandering,  but  not  lost. 

All  day  thy  wings  have  fanned, 
At  that  far  height,  the  cold  thin  atmos- 
phere, 
Yet  stoop  not,  weary,  to  the  welcome  land, 

Though  the  dark  night  is  near. 

And  soon  that  toil  shall  end, 
Soon  shalt  thou  find  a  summer  home,  and 

rest 
A  nd  scream  among  thy  fellows ;  reeds 

shall  bend 
Soon  o'er  thy  sheltered  nest. 

Thou'rt  gone — the  abyss  of  heaven 
Hath  swallowed  up  thy  form  ;  yet  on  my 

heart 
Deeply  hath  sunk  the  lesson  thou  hast 

given, 
And  shall  not  soon  depart. 

He,  who,  from  zone  to  zone, 
Guides  through  the  boundless  sky  thy 

certain  flight, 
In  the  long  way  that  I  must  tread  alone, 

Will  lead  my  steps  aright. 


All  who  have  read  this  article  will 
agree  with  what  Washington  Irving 
lias  said  of  his  friend — that  his  close 
'observation  of  the  phenomena  of  na- 
ture, and  the  graphic  felicity  of  his 
details,  prevent  his  descriptions  from 
ever  becoming  general  and  common- 
place ;  while  he  has  the  gift  of  shed- 
ding over  them  a  genuine  grace  that 
blends  them  all  into  harmony,  and 
of  clothing  them  with  moral  associa- 
tions that  make  them  speak  to  the 
heart.  Perhaps  we  were  wrong  in 
dissenting  from  Mr  Irving's  other 
opinion,  that  his  poetry  is  character- 
ised by  "  the  same  indigenous  style 
of  thinking,  and  local  peculiarity  of 
imagery,  which  gives  such  novelty 
to  the  pages  of  Cooper."  His  friend's 
descriptive  writings,  he  says,  are  es- 
sentially American.  They  transport 
us,  he  adds,  "into  the  depths  of  the  so- 
lemn primeval  forest,  to  the  shores  of 
the  lonely  lake,  the  banks  of  the  wild 
nameless  stream,  or  the  brow  of  the 
rocky  upland,  rising  like  a  promon- 
tory from  amidst  a  wide  ocean  of 
foliage,  while  they  shed  around  us 
the  glories  of  a  climate  fierce  in  its 
extremes,  but  splendid  in  all  its  vi- 
cissitudes." We  object  now  but  to 
the  last  part  of  this  elegant  panegyric. 
There  are  no  fierce  extremes  in  Mi- 
Bryant's  poetry.  That  his  writings 
"  are  imbued  with  the  independent 
spirit  and  the  buoyant  aspirations 
incident  to  a  youthful,  a  free,  and  a 
rising  country,"  will  not,  says  Mi- 
Irving,  be  the  "  least  of  his  merits" 
in  the  eyes  of  Mr  Rogers,  to  whom 
the  volume  is  inscribed ;  and  in  ours 
it  is  one  of  the  greatest ;  for  we,  too, 
belong  to  a  country  who,  though  not 
young — God  bless  her,  auld  Scotland ! 
— hath  yet  an  independent  spirit  and 
buoyant  aspirations,  which  she  is  not 
loath  to  breathe  into  the  bosom  of 
one  of  her  aged  children— CHRIS- 
TOPHER NORTH. 


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The  Art  of  Government  made  Easy. 


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THE  ART  OF  GOVERNMENT  MADE  EASY— A  DISCOVERY  OF  THE  ONLY  TRUE 

PRINCIPLE — 


IN  A  LETTER  FROM  SATAN  TO  THE  WHIGS, 

Picked  up  near  the  Parliament  House  about  a  twelvemonth  ago,  and  now 
first  published  without  Authority. 


IN  our  last  conversation  at  — 
House,  it  was  unanimously  agreed 
to  set  aside  all  the  Old  Theories  of 
Government;  and  the  New  Prin- 
ciple I  then  laid  down  was  so  entire- 
ly approved,  that  there  can  be  no 
occasion  that  I  should  enforce  it  by 
any  new  arguments.  But,  at  your 
request,  I  am  willing  to  put  those  I 
then  urged  into  some  form  on  paper, 
that  they  may  be  for  constant  refer- 
ence ;  and  you  seem  to  think  they 
will  have  an  authority,  when  known 
to  proceed  from  me,  that  will  won- 
derfully recommend  them  to  Whigs 
of  every  generation. 

The  difficulties  hitherto  attending 
all  Governments  have  been  so  appal- 
ling, and  the  results  so  uncertain,  that 
rather  than  continue  in  the  old  train, 
it  was  admitted  that  it  would  be  even 
preferable  that "  Chaos  should  come 
again,"  that  we  might  take  the 
chance  of  what  that  utter  confusion 
might  produce.  There  were  accord- 
ingly advocates  for  bringing  things 
to  this  crisis :  But  I  shewed  satisfac- 
torily that  this  has  been  sufficiently 
tried  in  the  system  of  Conciliation, 
in  which  all  parties  yielding  up  some- 
thing, brought  a  very  heterogeneous 
mass  into  the  political  cauldron.  But 
the  result  has  not  been  quite  agree- 
able to  the  tastes  of  any.  Govern- 
ments formed  on  this  plan  have  been 
found  to  resemble  those  cheap-soup 
repositories  established  by  the  hu? 
mane ;  receptacles  of  unknown  con- " 
tributors,  where  the  beggar  made 
his  wry  face,  and  cursed  the  donors. 
Still  it  was  evident  that  there  was 
.something  new  in  this  Principle,  that 
rendered  it  worth  an  experiment, 
and  undoubtedly  it  led  to  the  valu- 
able discovery  of  the  Only  True 
One,  which  I  have  had  the  honour 
to  develope  fully  to  your  satisfac- 
tion. For  taking  from  Conciliation 
the  necessity  of  reciprocity,  or,  ac- 
cording to  a  new  diction,  adapted  to 
the  peculiar  circumstances  of  the 
times,  keeping  the  reciprocity  all  on 
VOL.  xxxi,  NO.  cxcin. 


one  side,  and  pushing  this  a  little 
further,  the  entire  New  Principle  of 
Yielding  was  put  forth  and  establish- 
ed as  an  undeniable  truth,  that  will 
do  honour  to  its  enlightened  patrons 
and  this  intellectual  age, 

You  were  instantly  and  forcibly 
struck  with  the  simplicity  of  the 
plan ;  and  saw  at  once  that  the  Art 
of  Governing  was  in  fact  but  the  Art 
of  being  Governed;  that  it  resem- 
bled the  genius  of  the  subtle  Cartha- 
ginian— "  Nunquam  ingenium  idem 
ad  res  diversissimas,  parendum  at- 
que  imperandum,  habilius  fuit."  You 
were  in  truth  delighted,  and  with  a 
praiseworthy  zeal  set  about  your 
various  schemes  to  procure  an  op- 
portunity to  put  the  grand  discovery 
to  the  test  of  practice.  In  doing  this4 
you  did  not  forget  that  the  Principle 
itself,  so  complete  is  it  in  all  its 
parts,  would  be  most  effective ;  and 
so  it  proved ;  for  you  had  but  to 
give  a  glimpse  of  your  scheme,  and 
promise  largely,  and  you  instantly 
came  into  power,  as  you,  with  great 
propriety,  expressed  it,  with  extreme 
unwillingness,  by  "  yielding  to  the 
public  opinion." 

You  are  now  established  in  office, 
and  in  confidence  I  promise  you, 
that  if  you  strictly  follow  the  rule  I 
have  laid  down  for  you,  you  shall 
not  lose  your  reward. — You  have 
begun  well — for  this  Principle,  sim- 
ple as  it  is,  yet  requires  discretion 
of  choice  in  the  outset.  For  as  it 
mainly  depends  on,  or  indeed  con- 
sists in,  being  governed,  it  is  evi- 
dently a  matter  of  no  small  import- 
ance to  choose  well  your  Governors. 
In  this  respect  I  am  satisfied — I  can- 
not bestow  too  much  praise  on  your 
selection.  For,  had  you  chosen 
among  the  Great,  the  Wealthy,  the 
Good,  the  Wise,  you  would  have  had 
to  contend  against  a  formidable  nu- 
merical strength,  ever  in  perpetual 
warfare  with  these  orders.  And 
while  they  would  have  been  weak 
to  protect  you,  they  might  have  been 
2  U 


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[April, 


powerful  to  supplant  you,  by  bring- 
ing into  play  those  qualities  in  which 
they  manifestly  excel,  and  you  do 
not.  But  you  have  chosen  those 
who  will  be  content  to  let  you  keep 
your  places,  while  you  are  content 
to  let  them  really  govern;  so  that 
you  have  all  the  advantage,  without 
the  trouble  or  responsibilities  that 
have  been  hitherto  annoying  to  every 
administration. 

Whilst  other  Governments,  in  their 
weakness  or  ignorance,  have  appeal- 
ed to  the  "  Sense  of  the  People," 
you  have  more  wisely  appealed  to 
the  Non-sense  of  the  People;  by 
which  youhave  secured  to  yourselves 
an  over  whelm  ing  majority.  Youhave 
nicely  calculated  that  the  numerical 
strength  lay  neither  in  the  very  wise 
nor  very  good.  Indeed,  that  the 
profligates,  the  irreligious,  the  reck- 
less, the  ruined  in  fortunes,  the  bank- 
rupts in  fame,  are  ever  the  most  ac- 
tive., and  that  it  will  not  do  to  leave 
them  as  adversaries.  This  party, 
therefore,  you  saw,  were,  at  all  events, 
to  be  attached  to  you ;  and  if  once 
attached  to  you,  that  they  should  be 
strengthened;  you  therefore  judi- 
ciously set  about  schemes,  the  effect 
of  which  has  been,  or  will  be,  to 
make  the  numerical  strength  of  this 
your  party  beyond  question  the  chief 
population  of  the  country.  You  saw 
that  in  London  alone  there  is  a  mo- 
ving and  movable  mass,  under  the 
direction  of  "  The  Movement,"  of 
some  thirty  thousand  profligates, 
scoundrels,  ruffians,  desperates,-— 
ready  for  any  work.  It  was  there- 
fore with  you  a  great  object  to  adapt 
the  work  to  their  natures,  and  you 
have  given  them  hopes  they  know 
well  how  to  appreciate.  You  have 
formed  them  into  a  sort  of  body- 
guard that  you  can  call  up  at  a  mo- 
ment's notice.  They  boast  them- 
selves the  Grey's  Own,  and  wear 
the  tri-color  as  their  badge  of  Mi- 
nisterial favour.  These  you  have  so 
well  trained,  that  you  can  send  them 
in  a  body,  should  occasion  require, 
to  overawe  Majesty  itself,  not  only 
to  the  foot  of  the  throne,  but  to  put 
the  throne  at  their  foot — so  that  you 
have,  by  this  one  able  manoeuvre, 
turned  the  object  of  others'  fear  into 
substantial  means  of  your  own  safe- 
ty. Nor  is  there  danger  of  their  de- 
serting you,  until  you  desert  the 
New  Principle ;  for  long  will  it  be 


ere  there  will  remain  nothing  for 
them  to  demand,  or  for  you  to  yield. 
And  should  you  occasionally  wish 
to  retard  their  progress,  you  have 
but  to  commit  some  legislative  fol- 
lies, in  finance  or  otherwise,  and  they 
will  be  quite  delighted  by  your  pay- 
ing a  deference  to  their  suggestion, 
and  yielding  the  points  which  you 
only  mooted  to  give  up.  In  fine, 
the  more  you  consider  this  noble 
principle  in  all  its  bearings,  the  more 
will  you  be  delighted  with  its  faci- 
lity and  security  of  operation.  The 
choice  of  your  Governors,  then,  is 
made.  In  this  you  have  shewn  great 
tact.  You  have  only  never  to  forget 
who  and  what  they  are — and  your 
places  are  secure,  till  you  are  satu- 
rated with  all  the  good  that  place 
can  give.  Your  only  business  is  now 
to  know  what  your  Governors  (whom 
you  must  be  sure  to  designate  "  The 
People,"  and,  on  particular  occa- 
sions, the  "  Sovereign  People,") 
really  require  or  demand  at  your 
hands. 

I  will  not  deny,  that  this  will  bring 
you  into  closer  contact  with  some 
low  and  despicable  wretches  than 
your  pride  can  well  stomach.  I  can 
even  foresee,  that  you  may  be  called 
up  in  the  dead  of  night  by  a  radical 
tailor,  who  chooses  to  transact  pub- 
lic business  with  you ;  and  if  you  do 
not  confirm  his  account  of  your  con- 
versation, he  will  not  hesitate  to  call 
you  liar  before  the  world,  to  shew 
his  familiarity  with  you.  But  you 
are  too  politic  not  to  let  your  pride 
sleep,  though  you  may  not  be  allowed 
for  a  paltry  hour  or  two  that  luxury ; 
and  you  will  recollect,  that  a  tailor 
and  a  master-tailor  are  two  different 
things ;  and  that  though,  to  mark  his 
insignificance,  aristocratic  insolence, 
in  its  foolery,  may  have  designated 
him  the  ninth  part  of  a  man,  it  is 
not  necessary  he  should  be  a  split 
vote,  but  in  this  renovated  age  a 
most  respectable  plumper.  But  to 
be  serious.  Being  of  the  charac- 
ter I  have  described,  your  Govern- 
ors will  require  you  to  encourage 
the  largest  licentiousness  ;  and  in 
order  to  put  into  their  hands  that 
power  at  which  they  aim,  they  will 
demand  of  you  to  annihilate  the  Old 
Constitution — indeed,  that  for  many 
reasons  must  be  knocked  on  the 
head,  as  thoroughly  inconsistent  with 
the  New  Principle.  But  you  have 


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long  since  prepared  the  way  for  this 
yourselves — for  you  have  been  vili- 
fying it  these  forty  years,  and  have 
sufficiently  thrown  contempt  upon, 
all  former  acts  of  legislation  that 
might  stand  in  your  way,  by  decla- 
ring to  the  people  they  were  made 
by  a  corrupt  Parliament,  and  with- 
out their  consent.  You  will  there- 
fore find  little  difficulty  in  setting 
aside  what  you  please ;  you  have 
well  sneered  away  the  "  wisdom  of 
our  ancestors,"  and  all  will  necessa- 
rily go  with  it.  Thus,  with  regard  to 
the  Constitution,  you  have  half  done 
for  that  already — Reform  will  well- 
nigh  do  the  rest,  or  even  the  agita- 
tion of  it  will  wonderfully  strengthen 
your  hands,  by  making  your  Govern- 
ors omnipotent.  They  will  require 
you,  in  their  love  of  "  Liberty,  civil 
and  religious,"  and  in  their  hatred 
of  the  useless  restraints  of  religion 
particularly,  to  insult,  to  bully,  and, 
if  you  can,  finally  to  crush  the  Clergy. 
There  may  be  many  ways  of  doing 
this — by  vilifying  them,  by  bidding 
the  Bishops  "  set  their  houses  in 
order,"  for  they  "  shall  die  and  not 
live;"  or  an  effectual  way  may  be 
found,  if  you  can  starve  them  out,  or 
encourage  others  to  do  it.  Any  out- 
rage against  them  you  must  wink  at, 
and  make  it  a  plea  to  annihilate  their 
tithes,  and  for  a  while,  as  long  as 
they  are  subservient  to  you  and  the 
People,  dole  out  to  them  a  scanty 
pittance,  that  shall  make  them  com- 
plain. Then  you  may  punish  them  for 
contumacy ;  or,  should  you  not  be 
able  to  proceed  in  this  work  with  the 
desired  despatch,  you  must,  while 
the  patronage  is  in  your  hands,  fill 
the  Church  with  creatures  of  your 
own.  Thus  will  you  be  able,  or  it 
will  be  your  own  fault,  (admitting 
the  familiar  phraseology,)  to  Burke 
the  Constitution  and  to  Bishop  the 
Church — and  your  fame  will  reach 
to  the  ends  of  the  earth. 

In  your  hands,  then,  the  very  name 
of  the  Constitution  will  soon  become 
*  a  farce.  You  can  then  make  an  un- 
constitutional use  of  the  King's  name, 
that  "  tower  of  strength,"  to  delude 
any  that  may  be  yet  under  the  in- 
fluence of  old  prejudices ;  and  this 
will  be  a  master-stroke.  You  must 
make  Majesty  as  much  a  puppet  as 
possible,  and  play  antics  to  please 
your  mobs,  at  your  pulling  the  strings. 
You  must  keep  the  King,  therefore, 


in  utter  ignorance  of  the  wishes,  the 
fears,  and  remonstrances  of  those  call- 
ed the  good  and  the  wise  ;  you  must 
besiege  his  ear,  that  nothing  but  ab- 
solute whiggery  have  access  to  it; 
in  short,  excuse  the  expression,  you 
must  ear-whig  him.  You  must  make 
him  believe  the  noise  of  the  rabble 
is  the  voice  of  the  people  ;  and  I  see 
no  great  harm  if  you  make  the  peo- 
ple your  god,  and  pronounce  the 
"  Vox  populi"  to  be  the  "  Vox  Dei." 
You  must  persuade  him,  that  the 
protest  of  the  Peers  is  "  the  whisper 
of  a  faction ;"  accommodating  him  to 
the  present  tastes  and  ulterior  views 
of  your  Governors,  you  must  tempt 
him  (bribes  may  be  found  even  for 
kings)  to  put  on  the  Citizen-king; 
in  imitation  of  the  French,  you  must 
teach  him  to  "  Philippize."  And 
should  he,  in  his  sagacity,  discover 
that  the  French  nation  will  not  allow 
(for  strange  things  will  happen)  poor 
Louis-Philippe  to  have  a  will  of  his 
own,  you  may  have  an  opportunity 
of  pointing  out  that  he  may  still  be 
at  liberty  to  meddle  with  the  wills 
of  other  people. 

It  is  very  evident  you  will  not  have 
much  difficulty  but  with  the  King 
and  the  Aristocracy;  therefore  divide 
and  govern,  "  Divide  et  impera" — 
separate  them  by  all  means.  You 
must,  as  occasion  shall  require,  bring 
them  both  into  contempt,  threaten 
the  one,  and  keep  the  other  secluded 
from  every  influence  but  your  own. 
I  am  truly  happy  to  observe,  that 
you  fully  persuade  yourselves  that 
you  will  not  thereby  endanger  the  ex- 
istence of  the  monarchy,  and  wisely 
see,  that  even  though  large  masses  of 
your  followers  and  panegyrists,  and 
governors  too,  will  urge  you  to  its 
destruction,  finding  the  coronation 
oath  in  the  way  of  their  views,  you 
will  be  able  to  satisfy  them  by  an 
act  of  Parliament  that  shall  annul 
that  objectionable  oath;  you  will  thus 
not  only  remove  the  difficulty,  but 
reduce  the  power  of  the  Crown  to 
your  own  management,  while  tho 
name  and  office  may  still  remain. 
The  Crown,  it  is  true,  may  hesitate, 
but  you  have  an  able  advocate  in  the 
Lord  Chancellor;  he  tells  you  he 
"  knows  himself  to  be  honest,"  you 
can  doubt  it  therefore  no  longer. 
He  may  literally  keep  the  King's  con- 
science, and  that  entirely  to  himself, 
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weight — and  bear  it  lightly  too.  Yet 
it  is  possible  that  Royalty  may  take 
the  alarm,  and  discover,  if  the  Church 
be  turned  upside  down,  what  will  be 
the  position  of  the  "  Head"  of  it.  And 
when  he  shall  find  the  liberality  of 
the  French  liberals  in  a  state  of  re- 
pentance, and  the  Citizen-king 

"  Un  noble  Prince,  un  gontil  Roy, 
Q.ui  n'a  jamais  ne  pife  ne  croix," 

he  may  turn  round  upon  you,  and 
taunt  you  with  his  detested  citizen- 
ship. Take  care,  therefore,  that  he 
has  not  a  single  friend  left  about  his 
person,  to  whom  in  his  distress  he 
may  apply.  Remove  them  all.  But 
I  will  draw  up  some  secret  instruc- 
tions upon  this  subject — in  due  time 
you  will  attend  to  them. 

Your  danger  from  the  Aristocracy 
is  not  very  serious,  for  though  you 
may  weaken  it  as  a  whole,  by  the  infu- 
sion of  democracy,  at  least  for  your 
own  lives,  your  own  party  will  be 
the  more  powerful,  which  will  be  as 
it  were  a  recovery  of  strength ;  and 
this  will  gratify  your  pride,  and  hum- 
ble the  Tories.  The  people  will  in- 
deed demand  of  you  to  abolish  the 
Peerage,  but  your  very  pride  will 
make  you  averse  to  this ;  and  I  am 
happy  to  find  you  are  confident  that 
in  this  one  particular  you  will  be 
able  to  prevail  with  your  Governors 
to  yield  to  you.  I  doubt  not  you 
have  good  reasons  for  this  trust. 
You  may,  therefore,  with  courage 
threaten  to  swamp  it  j  and  this  will 
make  it  sufficiently  subservient  to 
your  views.  Your  prophetic  wisdom 
then  having  overcome  the  foolish 
fears  with  regard  to  any  abolition  of 
the  Peerage,  you  will  not  object,  es- 
pecially if  the  power  of  your  own 
party  in  the  Upper  House  be  secu- 
red by  the  measure,  (and  it  will  be 
very  popular,)  to  raggamufnnize  that 
House  a  little,  even  perhaps  by 
marching  your  footmen  into  it,  with 
ready  furnished  titles  of  nobility. 
Thus  you  will  please  the  people,  by 
a  sort  of  temporary  farce  of  "  High 
Life  below  Stairs,"  and  Low  Life 
above,  by  exhibiting  to  them  the 
brilliant  phenomenon — the]  Aristo- 
cracy democratized,  and  the  Demo- 
cracy aristocratized.  This  will  be  a 
harmonizing  measure,  enabling  the 
two  branches  of  the  legislature  to 
keep  each  other  in  countenance,  in 
part.  And  you  will  be  predominant 


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in  both.  But  you  will  not  effect  this 
without  much  angry  discussion, 
which  will  afford  you  an  opportu- 
nity of  throwing  every  odium  and 
contempt  upon  the  Tory  nobility,  in 
which  I  may  give  you  some  help ; 
and  1  shall  take  it  as  a  personal  favour 
to  myself,  if  you  will  make  occasion 
to  abuse  the  Bishops  to  the  utmost ; 
for  I  abhor  them  as  the  man  did  Aris- 
tides  the  just.  1  am  sick  of  hearing 
them  called  pious — they  are  my  per- 
sonal enemies — and  as  I  mean  to  aid 
you  against  yours, it  is  reasonable  you 
should  assist  me  against  mine.  Thus, 
for  instance,  it  may  happen  that  I 
may  instigate  a  mob  to  maltreat  your 
old  antagonist  the  Duke  of  Welling- 
ton, the  Duke  of  Newcastle,  Lord 
Londonderry,  Wetherall  the  Re- 
corder of  Bristol,  and  a  few  more, 
purely  out  of  compliment  to  you; 
and  you  in  return  will  take  little  no- 
tice if  I  burn  a  Bishop  or  two,  and 
ferret  them  out  of  their  sanctity  holes 
and  corners,  or  out  of  the  House  at 
least.  This  may  cost  us  a  few  old 
castles,  perhaps  the  sack  of  a  city  or 
two,  but  the  gain  will  be  worth  the 
cost.  And  be  assured,  that  if  I  can 
but  do  all  I  desire,  I  will  so  root  up 
their  nests  and  scatter  the  ashes,  that 
no  new  Phoenix  shall  ever  rise  from 
them. 

As  for  the  Tories,  I  surely  need  not 
say  much  about  them.  Your  long  ha- 
tred must  have  sufficiently  sharpen- 
ed your  invention — you  will,  doubt- 
less, designate  them  tyrants,  cut- 
purses,  malignants,  wretches,  &c.  &c. 
You  will  have  a  ruffian  pack  at  com- 
mand, and  if  you  do  not  hunt  them 
down  as  you  would  polecats,  you 
are  not  fit  ever  again  to  take  the  field 
in  the  Royal  Hunt.  But  I  am  confi- 
dent, having  little  real  business,  you 
will  be  delighted  with  this  gentle- 
manly recreation ;  you  may  hunt  to 
the  death,  and  not  be  taunted  with 
the  Game  Laws.  As  for  the  religious, 
or,  according  to  the  new  revolution- 
vocabulary  to  be  issued  by  authori- 
ty, the  enthusiasts,  the  superstitious 
— those  whom  the  cant  phrase  terms 
the  sober,  quiet,  industrious,  cau- 
tious, discreet  part  of  the  communi- 
ty, that  may  feel  shocked  at  your 
innovations,  you  have  been  accus- 
tomed to  class  them  under  the  tribe 
Tory,  so  that  no  farther  directions 
need  be  given.  Indeed,  your  mobs 
will  manage  them,  and  after  havipg 


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broke  into  a  few  of  their  houses,  way- 
laid a  few  of  the  more  resolute,  and 
perhaps  burned  a  few  in  their  beds, 
in  terroremy  will  send  you  official 
and  most  satisfactory  accounts  of 
their  entire  submission.  You  will 
find  all  these  insidious  distinctions 
of  the  Good,  the  Pious,  the  Virtuous, 
however  of  use  in  discussing  anti- 
quated systems  of  the  thing  called 
Moral  Philosophy  and  Ethics,  quite 
inconsistent  with  the  superior  no- 
tions of  this  enlightened  age,  and 
unworthy  the  approbation  of  a  libe- 
ral Ministry.  You  must  take  care 
that  there  be  but  two  classes  of  peo- 
ple, Reformers  and  Anti-Reformers ; 
and  if  you  continue  long  in  office, 
I  have  no  doubt  you  will  convert 
the  whole  world  in  a  short  time  to 
wish  for  nothing  so  much  as  for  Re- 
form. 

I  have  shewn  you  what  little  you 
have  to  fear  from  your  enemies — 
the  Principle  acts  as  it  goes — you 
will  have  a  level  road  free  from  all 
obstructions.  But  let  us  revert  to 
the  requirements  of  your  Governors, 
whom  we  may  now  entitle  the  "  Sove- 
reign People,"  and  let  us  trace  the 
shadows  of  coming  events. 

You  are  now  in  power ;  some  of 
the  means  that  have  brought  you  in 
may  have  been  a  little  crooked,  and 
occasion  at  first  some  little  nicety  of 
conduct.  Far  be  it  from  me  to  blame 
such  means  ;  indeed,  I  have  suggest- 
ed most  of  them  myself,  and  if  there 
be  those  who  still  taunt  me  with  be- 
ing the  father  of  lies,  you  need  not 
be  afraid  but  that  I  will  foster  and 
take  care  of  my  own  children. 

You  have  certainly  made  large  pro- 
mises that  you  cannot  fulfil,  you  must 
therefore  balance  this  failure,  by  gi- 
ving in  other  points  more  than  you 
have  promised.  It  will  be  a  capital 
hit.  It  has  been  necessary,  for  you 
have  made  it  so  yourselves,  that  you 
should  promise  <c  unflinching  econo- 
my." You  are  well  aware  that  your 
predecessors  have  left  you  little  to 
*  do  in  this  way ;  however,  you  may 
make  a  shew  of  doing  something. 
You  must  therefore  repeal  a  few 
taxes  at  all  hazards ;  and  as  it  is  evi- 
dent, under  these  peculiar  circum- 
stances, that  no  budget  can  be  over- 
wise,  you  have,  doubtless,  taken  care 
that  no  able  financier  shall  have  any 
hand  in  it.  The  folly  of  it  will,  after 
all,  I  fear,  be  apparent  j  but  you  may 


still  make  it  of  some  use  for  popula- 
rity, by  founding  it  upon  a  breach-of- 
contract-principle.  You  will  there- 
fore sagaciously  attack  the  Funds  and 
the  Colonies — no  matter  how  trifling 
the  concern — Cape  wines,  for  in- 
stance, or  Canada  timber.  The  com- 
mencement of  the  breach-of-contract 
system  will  be  sure  to  give  the  bud- 
get a  redeeming  quality  in  the  eyes  of 
your  Governors,  and  thus  you  will 
get  out  of  the  scrape,  whatever  comes 
of  the  budget.  And,  after  all,  if  it 
comes  to  the  worst,  you  may  throw 
your  blunders  on  the  inexperience 
in  office  of  a  young  adventurer,  who 
may  possibly  through  his  friends,  or 
in  his  own  person,  reap  some  ad- 
vantages from  the  measures,  as  a 
set  off  for  the  disgrace  he  must  en- 
dure. 

You  must  likewise  make  promises 
of  surplus  revenue,  which  you  well 
know  cannot  be ;  and  when  the  truth 
comes  out,  it  will  be  easy  to  swear 
the  minus  to  be  preferable  to  the plusy 
and  boast  that  the  money,  is  in  the 
people's  pocket,  on  the  fructifying 
principle.  It  will  undoubtedly  re- 
quire some  face  to  say  this,  as  every 
man  will  naturally  enough  put  his 
hand  in  his  pocket  to  find  the  mo- 
ney, but  in  vain;  yet,  being  your 
Governors,  they  will  thank  you  for 
your  good  intentions,  and  hope  it  is 
really  fructifying  somewhere.  Just 
before  this  exposure,  contrive  to 
throw  out  a  few  hints  about  Aboli- 
tion of  Tithes  and  the  Ruin  of  the 
Church,  and  be  sure  that  Hume  will 
not  notice  any  errors  in  your  ac- 
counts— and  you  will  be  safe.  In- 
deed, upon  any  difficulty  generally, 
you  have  only  to  give  out  that  the 
Principle-Reform  is  in  danger  if  you 
are  beat,  and  you  will  be  sure  of 
your  delegate  supporters  in  all  ab- 
surdities. 

I  need  not  point  out  the  necessity 
of  altering  your  whole  foreign  policy; 
if  you  have  no  other  reason,  that  it 
has  been  established  by  the  Tories 
is  enough.  Nor  will  you  be  dupes 
to  out  of  date  consistency.  Thus,  for 
instance,  though  you  lay  down  the 
rule  of  non-intervention  whenever, 
or  wherever,  there  is  a  popular  or 
rabble-rising  revolution,  insurrec- 
tion, and  things  of  this  sort,  which, 
if  you  manage  well,  will  be*  every- 
day occurrences,  interfere  at  once ; 
and  if  you  can  but  dethrone  a  Sove.- 


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reign  and  set  up  another,  (if  only 
with  a  paper  crown,)  it  will  be  a 
glorious  opportunity  you  will  not 
lose. 

By  all  means  play  into  the  hands 
of  France,  it  will  be  a  bold  policy  to 
sacrifice  unsparingly  the  old  inte- 
rests of  Old  England ;  and  the  bold- 
ness will  make  it  look  like  some 
scheme  of  deep  wisdom.  For  it  is 
manifest  you  ought  to  do  every  thing 
for  a  nation  where  the  King  is  a  pup- 
pet and  the  people  govern.  Having 
always,  when  the  French  were  the 
bitterest  enemies  of  your  country, 
been  their  ardent  admirers,  through- 
out the  Revolution  and  their  ty- 
ranny, and  ever  having  thwarted  Bri- 
tish measures,  and  sneered  at  the 
success  of  British  arms,  which  you 
could  not  prevent,  you  will  find  now 
the  less  difficulty  in  bringing  your 
minds  to  the  sacrifice.  This  sacri- 
fice once  made,  you  will  be  reward- 
ed by  that  nation  marching  as  it  were 
before  you,  and  marshalling  the  way 
you  should  go  in  all  great  measures, 
leaving  you  nothing  to  do  but  the 
easy  task  of  following.  It  will  be 
very  easy  for  you,  notwithstanding 
that  you  are  but  letting  France  play 
her  own  game,  and  throwing  down 
your  cards  as  it  were  before  her  as 
her  dumby,to  appear  extremely  busy 
in  your  vocation,  by  the  frequent  in- 
terchange of  couriers,  conveyance  of 
letters,  protocols,  treaties,  notifica- 
tions, negotiations,  and  a  thousand 
packets  which  it  will  not  be  neces- 
sary for  you  even  to  open,  much  less 
read,  while  the  French  minister  has 
a  carte  blanche.  You  may  even  send 
over  chosen  and  discreet  persons  of 
certain  political  and  religious  predi- 
lections (this  you  will  never  forget) 
to  examine  into  the  French  system 
of  book-keeping,  for  all  must  be  as 
much  French  as  possible,  and  it  will 
be  the  means  of  putting  a  thousand 
pounds  or  so  into  one  or  two  wor- 
thy men's  pockets,  and  my  particu- 
lar friends.  In  one  word,  you  must, 
while  you  are  really  doing  nothing, 
affect  to  be  very  busy,  and  imitate 
the  extravagance  of  the  philosopher 
who  went  rolling  about  his  tub, 
that  he  might  not  appear  idle.  It 
is  not  worth  while  to  say  more  about 
foreign  policy:  in  all  emergencies 
consult  Talleyrand,  he  has  served  all 
parties — knows  all  sides — you  can- 
not therefore  put  yourselves  into 


better  hands — and  you  will  be  thus 
saved  the  trouble  and  responsibility 
of  thinking. 

The  Home  Department  will  not 
require  much  of  your  care;  "let 
alone,"  is  the  rule ;  do  not  act  until 
your  Governors  direct  you,  and  then 
just  as  they  direct  you. 

I  have,  from  the  commencement 
of  this  paper,  presupposed  that  you 
have  already  brought  into  play  the 
great  measure  which  we  agreed  up- 
on— Reform  as  a  bonus  offered  to 
your  Governors,  to  induce  them  to 
become  your  guardians,  to  insure 
you  your  places.  Cherish  your  Re- 
form Bill — the  Magna  Charta  of 
thieves,  vagabonds,  profligates,  con- 
temners  of  law,  despisers  of  reli- 
gion— that  Bill,  which  will  even  make 
these  desperadoes  and  terrors  of  all 
other  governments,  not  only  innocu- 
ous, but  the  very  prop  and  stay  of 
yours.  Look  not  for  difficulties; 
hungry  though  they  be,  they  will  be 
more  easily  fed  than  you  imagine  ; 
and  it  is  a  bold  policy  if  you  can  but 
turn  them  out  upon  the  Tories, 
against  whom  they  may  expend  their 
natural  fury,  and  lift  up  their  hands 
and  voices  in  plaudits  to  you.  They 
are,  in  truth,  like  hungry  hounds, 
that  will  be  satisfied  with  a  tolerable 
carcass  now  and  then,  but,  for  the 
most  part,  can  be  kept  in  running 
condition  on  windy  expectation,  and 
an  occasional  fling  of  raw  flesh.  Even 
Cerberus  may  be  pacified  with  a  sop. 

You  must  of  course  expect  some 
opposition  from  your  present  Parlia- 
ment; you  will,  therefore,  with  or 
without  reason,  take  offence  at  some- 
thing it  may  do  or  say;  however 
you  may  adopt  afterwards  the  very 
things  for  which  you  dismiss  them, 
turn  them  out,  and  this  will  give  an 
opportunity  for  the  display  of  the 
power  of  the  mobs,  which  in  fact  is 
yours.  The  bludgeon,  the  brick-bat, 
and  the  placard,  will  secure  all  you 
will  want.  You  will  have  delegates, 
fair  substitutes,  considering  the  times, 
for  the  more  complete  Parliament 
which  the  Reform  Bill  will  ultimate- 
ly introduce,  when,  excepting  the 
counties  which  will  become  your 
own  boroughs,  the  House  may  per- 
chance contain  a  set  of  contemptible 
wretches,  who,  from  their  utter  ig- 
norance, can  never  taunt  you  with 
your  political  blunders.  As  long  as 
you  pay  due  regard  to  the  people, 


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your  Governors,  they  will  send  you 
a  very  submissive  gentry ;  however 
you  may  be  ashamed  of  them,  you 
must  put  a  good  face  upon  the  mat- 
ter ;  but,  in  truth,  it  will  be  a  strange 
sight  to  see  the  new  delegates  en- 
tering the  metropolis,  and  will  per- 
chance remind  you  of  your  old  nur- 
sery rhymes— 

"  Hark,  hark,  the  dogs  do  bark, 
The  beggars  are  coming  to  town, 

Some  in  rags  and  some  in  tags, 
But  none  in  velvet  gown." 

But  lest  Parliaments  should  at  any 
time  be  troublesome,  you  will  do 
well,  as  a  great  statesman  said,  to 
"  call  a  new  world  into  existence." 
By  all  means,  therefore,  set  up  a 
sort  of  opposition  Parliament  in 
Birmingham,  with  the  privilege  of 
branch  Parliaments  elsewhere,  and 
with  this  you  must  be  in  constant 
correspondence — must  bandy  com- 
pliments. They  will  be  seditious 
enough,  but  what  is  that  to  you? 
Flatter  them,  even  though  they  threat- 
en not  to  pay  taxes;  you  cannot 
well  do  otherwise,  knowing  you 
have  yourselves  instigated  them.  I 
have  furnished  them  myself  with 
ample  means  of  annoying  the  Tories, 
have  supplied  them  with  a  "  black 
list,"  which  will  make  even  you 
stare.  They  will  circulate  it  largely, 
and  you  will  not  be  so  foolish  as  to 
take  any  notice  of  it,  even  though 
it  should  be  the  means  of  immola- 
ting a  few  old  Tories  on  the  altar  of 
liberty.  Flatter  these  new  Parlia- 
ments, and  they  will  keep  the  dele- 
gates in  your  own,  in  check. 

I  must  now,  for  a  while,  discuss  a 
very  important  matter — the  Press. 
What  is  the  Vessel  of  the  State,  or 
any  other  vessel,  without  its  boat- 
swain; and  what  is  he  without  his 
speaking  trumpet  ?  You  must  have 
the  "  Ship,  a-hoy"  blusterer.  The 
Press  must  be  the  mouthpiece  of 
your  Governors — the  People :  it  is 
through  the  Press  their  dictates  must 
be  given.  In  this,  too,  I  can  essen- 
tially serve  you.  You  see  I  have 
somewhat  the  pen  of  a  ready  writer, 
and  you  will  easily  acknowledge  the 
force  of  my  style  in  the  Times,  the 
Chronicle,  the  Globe,  Examiner,  &c. 
And  it  is  hard  indeed,  if  I  and  the 
Lord  Chancellor  cannot  put  our 
heads  together,  and  write  admirable 
panegyrics  upon  your  government, 


that  shall  lift  you  into  the  seventh 
heaven.  But  you  cannot  expect  the 
Press  to  be  quite  disinterested ;  you 
must  therefore,  in  your  Reform  Bill, 
offer  them  the  bribe  of  at  least  eight 
new  places  for  Members  for  London, 
which  they  will  fill  themselves,  or 
command;  and  they  will  so  out- 
bully  all  that  ever  bullied,  out-swear 
all  that  ever  swore,  that  they  will 
lose  their  senses  in  the  ecstasy  of 
their  own  delirium,  till  they  rave  of 
Liberty,  Slavery,  Chains,  Wretches, 
Tories,  Aristocrats,  a  Virtuous  Minis- 
try, a  Ruined  Nation,  Tithes,,  Rats, 
Bishops,  and  Boroughmongers,  and 
out-babel  Babel  the  Great  in  the  con- 
fusion of  languages.  This  will  they 
do  with  my  and  your  help.  You 
will  wonder  that  it  should  be  possi- 
ble for  some  insignificant  wretch,  in 
his  vulgar  hole  of  a  domicile,  with  his 
paltry  pen  to  indite  such  marvels;  but 
give  him  free  scope  for  sedition,  lay 
an  injunction  on  the  Attorney-Gene- 
ral, and  you  shall  see,  I  promise  you, 
what  England  never  yet  saw.  Lend 
but  the  light  of  your  ministerial  coun- 
tenance, and  the  diminutive  editor 
will  rise  to  wonderful  dimensions. 
He  will  work  his  phantasmagoria  on 
the  "  broad  sheet" — send  but  the 
light  of  your  countenance,  I  repeat ; 
nor  is  it  required  that  it  be  very  lu- 
minous— a  dull  lantern  and  a  whi- 
tened wall  will  turn  the  veriest  cur 
into  a  terrific  monster,  and  fools  and 
children  take  the  shadow  of  an  insig- 
nificant mongrel  for  a  lion.  The 
Press  is  the  mouthpiece  of  your  Go- 
vernors, to  dictate  what  you  are  to  do, 
and  as  long  as  you  wisely  do  as  you 
are  bid,  to  record  your  praises.  The 
Press  will  hold  enchained  in  abject 
slavery,  send  to  the  gallies  or  gallows 
all  that  dare  oppose  you ;  and  is  it 
not  for  this  very  purpose  that  you 
have  ever  had  in  your  mouths  the 
"  Liberty  of  the  Press  ?"  Behold,  by 
the  simple  adoption  of  my  Principle, 
your  ultimate,  your  complete  tri- 
umph ! 

I  must  say  a  few  words  of  Ireland ; 
having  travelled  there  much,  having 
dwelt  there,  and  having  many  very 
particular  friends  there,  I  cannot  but 
feel  considerable  partiality  for  a 
country  I  have  almost  considered 
exclusively  my  own.  Your  Govern- 
ors may  be  said  to  be  many-headed, 
and  doubt  not  one  of  the  principal 
heads  will  ever  be  found  there.  Che- 


The  Art  of  Government  made  Easy. 


[April, 


rish  it  as  you  would  the  apple  of 
your  eye.  I  have  passed  my  word 
to  the  Papists — it  must  be  done,  you 
understand.  I  am  unwilling  to  put 
on  paper  what  perhaps  all  of  your- 
selves may  not  fully  know.  But  re- 
member it  must  be  done.  I  have 
communicated  with  Dr  Doyle,  and 
he  has  imported  thousands  of  ready- 
made  pardons,  to  send  his  lamb-like 
followers  as  straight  through  purga- 
tory to  paradise,  as  from  the  con- 
fessional to  outrage.  Conspirators 
against  Church  and  State  must  be 
pardoned — I  have  engaged  for  it. 
You  will  magnanimously  not  punish, 
but  honour,  the  Arch-agitator,  for  he 
is  King  of  the  Beggars,  and  has  nu- 
merous forces. 

I  have  not  hitherto  dwelt  upon 
peculiar  advantages  to  accrue  to 
yourselves.  Some  you  are  well 
aware  of ;  for  you  are  not  such  fools 
as  to  set  up  for  patriots,  but  in  ve- 
riest mirth.  You  know  the  rewards 
of  patriotism,  or  you  will  soon  see 
them,  when  you  shall  behold  the 
Conqueror  of  Waterloo  hooted, 
hissed,  and  in  danger  of  his  life,  and 
his  house  barricaded  to  guard  its 
peace  from  your  mobs.  Thus  will 
you  overcome  the  great  conqueror, 
and  this  is  no  little  praise.  But  you 
will  enjoy  substantial  benefits  too — 
you  will  secure  places  and  offices  to 
yourselves  for  life,  and  with  little  to 
do ;  and  even  if,  contrary  to  your 
expectations,  things  should  take  ra- 
ther a  violent  turn,  you  will  be  able 
to  save  your  own,  as  you  will  not  be 
the  malignant  Tories  or  "  Borough- 
mongering  Faction."  You  have  some 
among  you,  whose  families  once 
upon  a  time  benefited  pretty  large- 
ly from  aristocratic  confiscation  and 
church  plunder — an  evil  name  per- 
haps; but  no  bad  thing.  Besides, 
what  can  you  do  ?  You  cannot  stop 
the  hurricane,  or  bring  back  the 
winds  you  have  let  out  of  the  bag. 
You  are  not  so  silly  as  to  talk  of 
weathering  the  storm,  which  you 


have  whistled  with  an  evil  wind  to 
raise  these  last  forty  years.  Weather 
the  storm,  indeed!  Go  along  with 
the  wind  and  tide,  down  the  current ; 
what  matter  where  it  leads  you? 
Happiness  is  not  local,  and  the  vir- 
tue of  the  thing  is  neither  here  nor 
there.  Fear  not — go  boldly  for- 
ward—follow my  Principle  strictly ; 
and  if  you  do  not  Whig  a  Whiggery 
that  shall  last  longer  than  England 
is  England,  never  trust  to  me  more. 

On^hen,  and  prosper;  if  you  must 
be  busy,  let  it  be  to  scatter  about  the 
seeds  of  dissent,  that  you  may  keep 
alive  the  Principle  of  Yielding,  by 
always  having  something  to  give  up 
to  it.  Whatever  happens,  you  will 
thus  make  to  yourselves  friends  of 
your  mammon;  and  should  you 
chance  to  lose  here,  I  have  ample 
estates  in  my  dominions  at  your  en- 
tire service.  Now,  then,  go  boldly 
to  the  Peers  with  your  Bill;  and 
even  should  it  be  possible  that  you 
are  kicked  out  of  the  Upper  House, 
I  have  a  lower  House  to  receive 
you,  which,  if  it  be  not  a  regular 
House  of  Lords,  will  at  least  con- 
tain all  the  New  Batch.  And  should 
you  at  any  time  be  weary  of  office, 
and  should  you  unfortunately,  from 
events  we  cannot  foresee,  find  the 
people  are  from  their  hearts  wishing 
you  at  the  devil,  and  you  would 
shun  the  parade  of  resignation,  I 
will  not  fail  to  be  present  with  you  ; 
and  be  not  alarmed  if,  in  compliance 
with  the  general  wishes,  I  affect  a 
rage,  and  dismiss  you  myself.  For, 
be  assured,  though  I  may  be  com- 
pelled to  kick  you  in  the  breech,  it 
shall  be  done  after  the  most  received 
fashion  of  politeness,  without  the 
slightest  injury  to  your  persons ;  and 
wherever  your  fall  and  exit  may  be, 
rest  satisfied  that  not  a  slipper  shall 
be  thrown  up  to  testify  of  youv 
abode. 

I  remain  your  sincere  friend,  ad- 
mirer, and  servant  to  command, 
SATAN. 


1832. 


Miss  Fanny  Kembk's  Tragedy. 


673 


MISS  FANNY  KEMBLE*S  TRAGEDY.* 


IN  youth  and  prime  of  manhood 
we  delighted  in  theatrical  represen- 
tations, and  were  sometimes  admit- 
ted even  behind  the  scenes — nay, 
not  uninitiated  were  we  in  the  dan- 
gerous mysteries  of  the  Green-room. 
But  in  our  old  age,  we  seldom  go  to 
see  a  play.  In  the  pit,  our  knees  get 
cramped,  and  our  back  aches ;  those 
whift's  of  wind  are  bad  for  our  rheu- 
matics, that,  on  the  sudden  flinging 
open  of  doors,  bring  the  chill  of  the 
antarctic  circle  of  the  lobbies  into 
the  torrid  zone  of  the  boxes ;  inde- 
corous would  be  the  appearance  of 
Christopher  North  in  the  slips — and 
he  is  not  such  a  heathen  as  to  take 
his  place  among  the  gods.  We  sel- 
dom, then,  as  we  said)  go  now-a-days 
to  the  theatre ;  but  we  still  sympa- 
thize with  those  who  eagerly  flock 
thither  to  see  a  star,  or  sit  sedately 
there  surrounded  by  their  boys  and 
girls,  gazing  with  admiration  on  less 
illustrious  lights,  and  delivering 
themselves  up  in  the  untamed  trans- 
port of  youthful  emotion,  to  the  de- 
lusions of  joy  or  grief.  We  have 
never  been  able,  for  the  souls  of  us, 
to  see  any  sin  in  looking  at  a  play, 
any  more  than  in  looking  at  a  picture 
— provided  there  be  nothing  naughty 
in  either ;  and  had  we  a  daughter,  we 
should  not  be  satisfied  till  she  had 
seen  Cordelia  and  Imogen. 

We  wish  well,  then,  to  the  stage.  Its 
history  is  to  us  always  bewitching 
reading;  and  we  are  familiar  with  it 
all  from  Colley  Gibber's  delightful 
Memoirs,  to  the  amusingBiographies 
of  John  Gait.  Nay,  among  our  million 
manuscript  miscellanies,  innocently 
slumbering  in  the  dovecots  of  our  ca- 
binets, are  as  many  papers  as,  if  col- 
lected, would  make  some  four  vo- 
lumes, or  so,  we  guess,  of  Reminis- 
cences of  the  theatrical  world.  Ere 
long,  perhaps,  they  may  see  the  day : 
nor  need  they  shun  the  sun,  for 
unstained  are  they  by  scandal,  as  a 
virgin's  letters  to  a  female  friend, 
written  in  the  form  of  a  journal,  on 
her  first  visit  to  the  Lakes. 


The  stage  owed  much,  no  doubt, 
to  Garrick.  He  could  not  have  been 
the  first  manager  or  actor — as  has 
been  often  foolishly  said — who  stu- 
died costume ;  but  he  effected  great 
improvements  in  that  part  of  the  re- 
presentation, which  is  of  ten  thou- 
sand times  more  importance  than 
scenery,  and  subordinate  but  to  cha- 
racter. Genius  can  overcome  any 
thing  ;  and  it  can  effectively  person- 
ate Hamlet  in  a  kilt,  or  Macbeth  in 
breeches.  Besides,  we  get  not  only 
reconciled  by  the  power  of  habit  to 
the  most  absurd  and  unnatural 
usages,  but  absolutely  to  like  and 
admire  them ;  so  that  they  seem 
essential  to  our  delight  and  delusion. 
Thus,  we  believe  all  characters  on 
our  stage,  whatever  their  nation, 
were  at  one  and  for  a  long  time  ex- 
pected to  be  in  the  full  dress  of 
English  gentlemen  or  English  heroes. 
Any  deviation  from  that  established 
custom  would  have  been  offensive, 
for  it  would  have  broken  in  upon 
one  set  of  associations  without  bring- 
ing another  into  their  place  ;  and 
Csesar,  without  a  full-flowing  wig, 
might  as  well  have  been  without  a 
Brutus.  To  break  through  the  fa- 
shion, that  had  given  authority  to 
such  custom,  required  probably 
more  boldness  than  we  may  be 
aware  of;  and  to  carry  a  better  into 
effect  infinitely  greater  skill.  For  a 
knowledge  of  the  costumes  of  anti- 
quity implies  much  curious  learning; 
to  ignorant  spectators  they  could 
give  but  little  pleasure ;  and  to  the 
most  erudite  it  must  have  been 
more  painful  to  look  on  a  bungled 
toga,  whose  folds  in  no  measure  be- 
trayed the  fine  Roman  hand  of  a 
Place,  but  gave  unequivocal  symp- 
toms of  the  sire  of  that  tailor  since 
immortalized  by  his  equestrian  ex- 
cursion to  Brentford. 

Whatever  improvements,  then, 
Garrick  may  have  effected  in  that 
way,  they  could  be  of  little  moment 
in  comparison  with  what  he  did  in 
another— in  establishing  art  on  na- 


*  Francis  the  First ;  an  Historical  Drama. 
John  Murray.   1832. 

VOL.  XXXI,  NO,  CXCITI. 


By  Frances  Anne  Kemble.   London  : 


Miss  Fanny  Kemble  s  tragedy. 


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ture.  He  produced  a  sudden  revo- 
lution in  acting— and  was  at  once,  by 
acclamation,  crowned  King.  True 
that  he  wrote  but  indifferent  verses, 
though  sometimes  they  were  ele- 
gant and  graceful ;  and  pity  'tis 
that  'tis  true  he  murdered — or  what 
is  almost  as  bad — mutilated  Shak- 
speare.  But  he  admired — adored  him 
too  ;  and  that  he  rightly  felt  and  un- 
derstood him,  even  in  his  fairest  and 
most  majestic  creations,  is  putbeyond 
all  doubt  by  the  effect — never  sur- 
passed, if  equalled,  by  the  power  of 
any  other  actor — of  his  genius  on  all 
hearts  and  on  all  minds, 

"  At  every  flaah  of  his  far-speaking  eye." 

He  raised  the  stage,  in  the  estimation 
of  an  age  illustrious  for  its  great 
men,  into  an  enlightened  and  intel- 
lectual profession,  and  invested  it 
with  a  lustre,  which,  by  his  death, 
was  obscured  but  not  eclipsed ;  till, 
after  some  short  fits  of  splendour, 
and  longer  periods  "  now  of  glim- 
mer and  now  of  gloom,"  it  was  re- 
stored almost  to  its  pristine  glory  by 
the  rising  genius  of  the  Kembles. 

To  John  Kemble  nature  had  given 
such  a  face  and  such  a  figure  as  sa- 
tisfied imagination's  self  in  its  visions 
of  the  majestic,  and  by  his  personal 
endowments  he  was  formed  to  be—- 
if mind  and  soul  were  not  wanting 
there — a  transcendent  actor.  Nor 
were  they  wanting;  for  though  his 
genius  may  not  have  been  of  the 
highest,  it  was  of  a  high  order ;  he 
had  a  lofty  enthusiasm  and  deep 
sensibility ;  his  natural  talents  were 
great,  and  assiduously  cultivated  by 
a  scholarly  education ;  and  no  man 
ever  studied  more  thoughtfully  the 
principles  of  his  art,  or  with  more 
consummate  skill  embodied  the  the- 
ory in  the  practice  of  imitation. 
His  judgment  and  taste  were  class- 
ical, but  not  cold ;  and  there  was  a 
felt  charm  even  in  the  freedom  from 
aU  offensive  faults  in  his  Persona- 
tions, that  assured  the  minds  of  his 
audience  into  a  tranquil  trust  in  his 
excellence ;  the  mood  in  which  great 
beauties  growing  gradually  before 
us,  as  in  all  his  acting  they  were  sure 
to  do,  finally  produce  their  full  ef- 
fect, elevating  us  to  higher  and  higher 
admiration,  till  it  reaches  its  acme 
and  its  close  in  some  affecting  or 
^prodigious  catastrophe,  His  great- 


[April, 


ness  lay  not  in  sudden  bursts  of  pas- 
sion, like  Kean's,  when  he  is  at  his 
most  pathetic  or  most  terrible ;  but 
in  sustained  and  swelling  emotion, 
unflagging  till  the  fall  of  the  curtain; 
and  when  it  had  fallen,  leaving  a 
sense  of  the  sublime,  like  some  strain 
of  magnificent  music.  No  other  ac- 
tor in  our  day  ever  was  Hamlet.  In 
reading  that  tragedy,  nobody  now 
pretends  to  understand  the  charac- 
ter— in  seeing  it  performed  by  John 
Kemble,  every  body  felt  it,  gods  and 
men;  and  breathless  interest  held  all 
hearts,  while  he  parleyed  in  reve- 
rential and  superstitious  awe  with 
his  father's  ghost,  or  "  spoke  dag- 
gers, but  used  none,"  to  his  mother, 
unhappier  than  she  knew,  and  none 
knows  how  sinful.  In  Macbeth  he 
was  almost  perfect — entirely  so  in 
Coriolanus ;  for  if  in  the  Highland 
Chief  and  King  there  wanted  some- 
thing of  the  wild  grandeur  of  the 
haunted  air  of  the  moors  and  moun- 
tains, in  the  Roman  General,  the  pa- 
trician pride  in  his  order,  and  na- 
ture's own  haughtiness  in  conscious 
greatness  of  soul,  not  unworthy  the 
glory  of  the  unconquered  sons  of  the 
Capitol,  were  in  his  matchless  Per- 
sonation of  a  patriot  expatriated  into 
a  traitor  by  a  course  of  unendurable 
wrong,  injury,  and  insult,  so  embo- 
died to  the  eye  as  well  as  to  the 
mind,  that  the  whole  audience  were 
aroused  as  if  they  had  themselves 
been  Romans,  and  the  theatre  had 
been  in  the  heart  of  Rome,  while 
yet  the  eternal  city  gloried  in  her 
republic. 

We  trust  that  we  have  too  much 
good  sense  to  attempt  painting  a  pic- 
ture of  Sarah  Siddons.  In  her  youth, 
'tis  said,  she  was  beautiful,  even  love- 
ly, and  won  men's  hearts  as  Rosalind. 
But  beauty  is  a  fading  flower.  It  faded 
from  her  face,  ere  one  wrinkle  had 
touched  that  fixed  paleness  which  sel- 
dom was  tinged  with  any  colour,  even 
in  the  whirlwind  of  passion.  Light 
went  and  came  across  those  finest  fea- 
tures at  the  coming  and  going  of  each 
feeling  or  thought ;  but  faint  was  the 
change  of  hue  ever  visible  on  that 

florious  marble.  It  was  the  magni- 
cent  countenance  of  an  animated 
statue— in  the  stillness  of  its  ideali- 
zed beauty  instinct  with  all  the  emo- 
tions of  our  mortal  life.  Idealized 
beauty  !  Did  we  not  say  that  beauty 
had  faded  from  her  face?  Yes— 


1832.] 


Miss  Fanny  Kemble's  Tragedy* 


but  it  was  overspread  with  a  kindred 
expression,  for  which  we  withhold  the 
name,  only  because  it  seemed  more 
divine,  inspiring  awe  that  overpower- 
ed while  it  mingled  with  delight,—- 
more  than  regal, — say  rather  immor- 
tal. Such  an  image  surely  had  never 
before  trode,nor  ever  again  will  tread, 
the  enchanted  floor.  In  all  stateliest 
shews  of  waking  woe  she  dwindled 
the  stateliest  into  insignificance ;  her 
majesty  made  others  mean;  in  her 
sunlike  light  all  stars  "  paled  their 
ineffectual  fires."  But  none  knew 
the  troubled  grandeur  of  guilt,  till 
they  saw  her  in  Lady  Macbeth,  walk- 
ing in  her  sleep,  and,  as  she  wrung 
her  hands,  striving  in  pain  to  wash 
from  them  the  engrained  murder. 
"  Not  all  the  perfumes  of  Arabia 
could  sweeten  this  little  hand !"  The 
whisper  came  as  from  the  hollow 
grave,  and  more  hideously  haunted 
than  ever  was  the  hollow  grave, 
seemed  then  to  be  the  cell  of  her 
heart !  Shakspeare's  self  had  learned 
something  then  from  a  sight  of  Sid- 
dons. 

Those  were  great  creatures,  and 
they  glorified  the  stage.  They  are 
gone ;  and  we  must  put  up  without 
them — beholding  them  sometimes  in 
dreams  like  ghosts. 

But  there  are  Kembles  alive  among 
us  still,  and  they  are  among  the  high- 
est ornaments  of  their  profession. 
Stop — we  had  forgotten  Stephen 
the  Fat,  who  used  to  play  Falstaff. 
He  had  a  fine  face  of  his  own — but 
that  boundless  belly  spoiled  every 
thing.  Yet  we  have  seen  him  enact 
Hamlet  to  his  own  benefit— 

"  O  that  this  too,  too  solid  flesh  would  melt, 
Thaw,  and  resolve  itself  into  a  dew," 

was  a  wish,  that,  if  granted,  had 
drowned  the  pit.  Had  he  been  a 
slim  youth,  he  had  been  a  capital 
actor,  and  could  have  played  well 
Hanger  or  Young  Norval.  For  Ste- 
phen Kemble  was  a  man  of  excel- 
lent talents  and  taste  too;  and  we 
have  a  volume  of  his  Poems,  present- 
ed to  ourselves  one  evening  after  the 
play  in  the  shades  at  Whitehaven, 
in  which  there  is  considerable  powers 
of  language,  and  no  deficiency  either 
of  feeling  or  of  fancy.  He  had  hu- 
mour, if  not  wit,  and  was  a  pleasant 
companion  and  worthy  man.  He 
was  among  the  best  of  our  provincial 
managers. 


As  for  his  wife,  there  were  few- 
more  delightful  actresses  in  her 
day  than  Mrs  Stephen  Kemble.  In 
speaking,  she  had  a  clear  silver 
voice,  "  most  musical,  most  melan- 
choly;" (though  she  was  not  a  little 
of  a  vixen,  and  in  pure  spite,  once 
almost  bit  a  piece  out  of  the  shoul- 
der of  Henry  Johnston,  in  Young 
Norval,  while  bending  over  "  my 
beautiful,  my  brave,"  in  the  maternal 
character  of  Lady  Randolph;}  and 
she  sung  with  the  sweetest  pathos. 
From  many  fair  eyes,  now  shut,  have 
we  seen  her  Ophelia  draw  tears  in 
the  mad  scene ;  and  she  was  a  deli- 
cious Juliet,  and  an  altogether  incom- 
parable Yarico.  Not  so  lovely  as  the 
fair  O'Neill,  nor  so  romantic ;  for  she 
had  borne  children;  but  her  eyes 
had  far  more  of  that  unconsciously 
alluring  expression  of  innocence  and 
voluptuousness  which  must  have 
shone  through  the  long  fringes  of  the 
large  lamping  orbs  of  the  fond  Ita- 
lian girl,  who  at  fourteen  was  a  bride, 
and  but  for  that  fatal  sleeping 
draught,  ere  fifteen  would  have  been 
a  mother.  In  Catherine,  again,  we 
have  more  than  once  been  delighted 
to  see  her  play  the  Devil.  To  her  it 
was  not  every  man,  we  can  assure 
you,  that  was  able  to  be  a  Petruchio. 
In  all  the  parts  she  played,  she  was 
impassioned;  and  all  good  judges 
who  remember  her,  will  agree  with 
us  in  thinking,  that  she  was  an  actress 
not  only  of  talent,  but  of  genius. 

Mrs  Siddons  left  a  son,  to  whom 
nature  had  denied  "  outward  grace," 
and  given  no  great  gift  of  expression 
either  in  form,  face,  or  voice.  But 
he  was  a  man  of  feeling  and  talent, 
and  understood  well  the  principles 
of  his  art,  though  unable  in  his  own 
person  to  exemplify  them  with  any 
distinguished  success.  Yet  in  some 
characters,  in  spite  of  natural  disad- 
vantages, he  was,  by  the  force  of 
true  feeling,  very  effective, — as  in 
the  Stranger.  In  private  life  no  man 
could  be  more  esteemed ;  and  many 
among  us  in  Edinburgh  here  cherish 
his  memory,  both  for  the  sake  of 
his  own  virtues,  and  for  the  virtues, 
the  accomplishments,  and  genius  of 
his  widow,  Mrs  Henry  Siddons. 

Well  do  we  remember  her  when 
Miss  Murray,  and  for  a  while  more 
admired  for  her  mild  and  modest 
beauty,  than  for  any  conspicuous 
j)ower  or  genius  as  au  actress,  She 


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seldom  or  never  had  then  appeared 
in  any  very  prominent  part,  and  with 
true  taste  and  fine  feeling,  had  al- 
ways acted  up  to  the  part  assigned 
her,  and  never  beyond  it;  so  that  she 
always  inspired  pleasure,  although 
not  admiration.  Applause  she  always 
received ;  but  it  seemed  given  to  her 
young  and  lovely  self,  rather  than  to 
her  acting;  and  at  that  time  was,  on 
that  account,  probably  the  more 
grateful — and  not  the  less  encoura- 
ging—as she  must  have  felt  that  she 
had  with  her  the  hearts  of  her  audi- 
ence. 

Miss  Murray,  though  easy  in  natu- 
ral elegance,  seemed,  we  remember, 
to  be  often  affected  with  diffidence, 
itself  not  without  a  charm,  and  the 
more  so  on  account  of  the  rarity  of 
that  feeling  which,  on  the  London 
stage,  shone  in  her  as  a  native  and 
peculiar  virtue.  Yet,  for  some  time 
before  her  marriage,  she  had,  as  an  in- 
teresting actress,  won  upon  the  ad- 
miration of  the  audience  who  had  al- 
ways with  respect  regarded  the  spot- 
less woman  ;  and  a  very  few  years 
elapsed  till  Mrs  Henry  Siddons  was 
universally  acknowledged  as  one  of 
the  brightest  ornaments  of  the  stage. 
The  charm  of  her  performance,  whe- 
ther in  comedy  or  tragedy,  was  still  its 
simplicity ;  but  her  gladness  had  now 
more  brilliancy,  and  her  grief  more 
pathos;  and  shebecame  more  captiva- 
tingin  her  smiles,more  overpowering 
in  her  tears.  She  exhibited,  too,  great 
versatility  of  talent;  and  ere  long  be- 
came the  fixed  star  of  the  Edinburgh 
stage.  Above  all  the  actresses  of  her 
time,ber  demeanour  was  distinguish- 
ed by  that  charm  which  sometimes 
has  imparted  power  even  to  medio- 
crity, but  which,  when  joined,  as  it 
was  in  her  case,  with  the  finest  fa- 
culties, adds  a  perpetual  power  to 
genius,  and  ensures  its  resistless  tri- 
umphs— Mrs  Henry  Siddons  was  in 
all  things  the  perfect  lady.  But  in 
Ophelia  and  Desdemona,  even  that 
look,  though  there,  is  lost  sight  of,  or 
it  is  merged  in  misery.  We  think  not 
of  the  gracefulness  of  the  stalk  when 
it  is  crushed — flower  and  all;  but 
feel  only  that  there  is  an  end — or 
extinction  of  something  we  hadloved; 
and  so  was  it  with  her,  as  we  looked 
and  listened  to  her,  singing  her 
strange  snatches  of  songs,  or  smo- 
thered by  the  murderous  Moor,  and 
restored  for  a  moment  from  seeming 


Miss  Fanny  Kemble's  Tragedy. 


[April, 


death,  with  a  few  fond  forgiving  last 
words  to  declare  him  innocent.  As 
Kean  in  Othello  fiercely  howled — 

"  She's  like  a  liar  gone  to  burning  hell !" 

who  felt  not  assured,  while  the 
body  lay  still  and  white  on  the  couch, 
in  night-clothes  like  a  shroud,  that 
her  spirit  had  flown  to  heaven  ! 

Charles  Kemble  is  not  so  fine  a 
man  as  John — and  we  cannot  choose 
but  call  him  rather  clumsy,  espe- 
cially about  the  ankles;  but  then  he 
has  a  noble  natural  air,  and  has 
studied  successfully  the  art  or  the 
science  of  manner,  demeanour,  car- 
riage, so  as  to  make  the  most  of  his 
figure,  which  is  cast  in  almost  Hercu- 
lean mould.  His  face,  though  far  in- 
ferior in  heroic  expression  to  John's, 
is  yet  noble ;  and  he  has  a  voice 
mellow  and  manly,  and  of  much 
compass,  though  incapable  of  those 
pathetic  and  profound  tones  which, 
in  spite  of  his  asthma,  used  to  issue 
forth  from  that  broad  chest  of  his, 
when  "  Black  Jack  was  in  power  to- 
night," in  volume  that  surprised 
those  who  had  heard  him  only  on 
more  common  occasions,  or  when  he 
was  indisposed  to  make,  or  incapa- 
ble of  making,  his  highest  efforts. 
For  many  years  Charles,  though  al- 
ways a  favourite  with  a  London  au- 
dience, could  justly  be  said  to  be 
but  a  second-rate  actor,  even  in  his 
best  characters  ;  and  in  his  worst,  he 
was  hardly  a  third-rate  one.  But 
the  acting  of  all  the  Kembles  is  of 
slow  growth  in  its  rise  towards  ex- 
cellence or  perfection.  It  was  so — 
though  less  so  with  her  than  her  bro- 
ther— even  with  the  Siddons.  About 
twenty  years  ago,  when  Charles 
Kemble  could  not  have  been  much 
under  forty,  his  acting  brightened  up 
into  a  brilliancy,  and  expanded  into 
a  breadth  of  manner,  that  shewed  he 
was,  even  at  that  somewhat  advan- 
ced period  of  life,  though  its  prime, 
about  to  enter  on  a  new  era.  He 
did  so ;  and  ere  long,  in  some  cha- 
racters, had  no  equal  among  his  con- 
temporaries, and  we  suspect  few, 
if  any,  superiors  among  his  prede- 
cessors. In  parts  of  very  deep  or 
very  high  tragedy,  he  is  not  great — 
and  in  these  a  man  must  be  aut  Cce- 
sar  aut  nullus — a  John  Kemblo,  a 
Kean,  a  Young,  or  no  better  than  a — 
but  we  wish  not  to  be  severe — so  let 
the  alternative  be  anonymous.  But 


1832.] 


Miss  Fanny  Kemblrfs  Tragedy. 


in  all  parts  between,  where  the  in- 
terest is  still  tragic,  he  is  as  good  as 
can  be,  performing  with  energy  and 
spirit.  Indeed  spirit  is  the  very 
word,  and  it  has  infinite  varieties 
and  a  wide  range  of  significance.  In 
comedy — we  were  going  to  say  gen- 
teel— but  we  dislike  the  word — in 
such  comedy  as  Shakspeare's,  where 
the  parts  played  are  by  nature's  gen- 
tleman, such  as  Faulconbridge,  Hot- 
spur, (we  use  the  word  comedy,)  Or- 
lando, Mercutio,  Benedicty  Petruchio, 
and  the  like,  a  better  actor  than 
Charles  Kemble  never  trode  the 
stage. 

But  we  remember  us  of  the  image 
of  a  delightful,  dark-eyed,  dark-hair- 
ed girl,  whose  motion  was  itself  mu- 
sic ere  her  voice  was  heard,  and  the 
glance  of  her  gleaming  eyes,  ere  yet 
her  lips  were  severed,  itself  speech. 
In  all  melodramatic  representations 
— in  that  exquisite  species  of  histo- 
rical narrative,  Pantomime,  where 
face,  frame,  and  limbs  have  all  to  be 
eloquent,  and  to  tell  tales  of  passion 
beyond  the  power  of  mere  airy  words 
— in  the  dance  that  is  seen  to  be  the 
language  of  the  exhilarated  heart, 
when  it  seeks  to  communicate,  to 
cherish,  or  to  expend  its  joy  in  move- 
ments of  the  animal  frame  not  mere- 
ly quickened  by  the  spirit,  but  seem- 
ingly themselves  spiritualized,  and 
that,  too,  into  attitudes  and  outlines 
of  nature's  own  gracefulness,  that 
needs  no  teacher  but  the  impulses 
from  which  it  springs,  and  the  "  in- 
nocent brightness  of  the  new-born 
day"of  bliss  in  which  it  prolongs  its 
gliding,  and  floating,  and  flying  being, 
— in  all  this,  O  gentle  and  middle- 
aged  reader,  (pardon  our  perhaps 
too  poetic  style,  though  ornate  yet 
unambitious,)  who  was  once  com- 
parable in  her  sparkling  girlhood, 
to  that  dangerous  yet  un wicked 
witch,  the  charm-and- spell-bearing 
enchantress,  Decamp  ? 

Morgiana  has  long  been  changed, 
-by  the  touch  of  Hymen's  magical  rod 
into  a  matron — and  Mrs  Charles 
Kemble  has  swallowed  up  Miss  De- 
camp. Of  such  parentage,  it  would 
have  been  strange  if  the  soul  of  Miss 
Fanny  Kemble  had  not  turned  in- 
stinctively towards  the  stage.  We 
have  heard  it  said  that  but  for 
the  misfortunes  of  Covent  Garden 
Theatre,  (which  her  genius  has  glo- 
riously retrieved,)  this  extraordinary 


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girl  would  never  have  been  an  act- 
ress. People  may  think  so — perhaps 
her  very  parents — perhaps  her  very 
self;  but  they  must  pardon  us  for 
saying  that  we  know  better ;  for  a 
bird  sung  it  to  us  in  a  dream,  that 
she  was  to  continue  the  fame  of  her 
family,  so  long  illustrious  in  the  an- 
nals of  the  theatre,  and  to  equal,  if 
not  surpass  that  of  them  all,  except 
the  Unapproachable — the  Sole  Tra- 
gic Queen. 

Emerging  suddenly,  not  from  the 
gloom  but  the  shade,  this  gifted 
young  creature  came  forth  at  a  time 
at  once  trying  and  propitious ;  and 
gratulating  acclaim  arose  when  first 
"  her  fulgent  head  star-bright  ap- 
peared." She  showed,  on  her  first 
night,  that  she  was  worthy  of  her 
lineage  ;  and  the  fine  features  of 
her  intellectual  countenance  silently 
spoke  her  relationship  to  the  Sid- 
dons.  She  established  herself  at 
once,  by  the  unanimous  consent 
of  the  best  judges,  as  well  as  bythe 
award  of  the  public,  in  the  highest 
order.  That  was  enough;  triumph 
was  won  by  power;  and  she  has  in 
her  future  career  but  to  evolve  under 
noblest  studies  all  the  finished  forms 
of  her  genius. 

We  could  wish  to  say  much  even 
now  of  that  genius,  and  to  speak  of 
Miss  Kemble,  young  as  she  is,  as  al- 
ready a  great  actress.  But  the  in- 
troduction or  preface  to  our  article 
has  run  on  to  an  alarming  length ; 
and  we  must  break  off  from  that 
theme,  and  turn  to  one  even  moro 
delightful,  her  genius  as  a  poet — and 
that,  too,  in  the  highest  province  of 
the  art,  the  tragic  drama. 

We  confess,  that  when  first  we 
heard  of  her  having  adventured  up- 
on that  walk,  our  heart,  interested 
in  all  her  successes,  had  many  mis- 
givings ;  but  we  took  courage  on 
learning,  months  before  the  appear- 
ance of  her  play,  that  it  had  won  the 
admiration  of  Joanna  Baillie.  It  has 
been  published,  and  it  has  been  per- 
formed ;  and  already  the  public  voice 
has  declared,  that  it  is  not  only  for 
one  so  young — but  in  itself — a  great 
achievement. 

Let  us,  then,  give  an  analysis  of 
the  drama,  accompanied  with  copi- 
ous extracts — more  copious  proba- 
bly than  may  be  found  in  any  other 
periodical — for  so  only  can  genius 
be  fairly  judged, — and  conclude  our 


67g  Miss  Fanny  Ktmbles  Tragedy. 

article  with  some  criticism  on  the 
character  of  the  power  displayed  in 
its  creation. 

The  three  chief  characters  are  the 
Queen  Mother,  Gonzales  her  con- 
fessor, and  the  Duke  de  Bourbon. 
The  Queen  Mother  having  conceived 
a  violent  passion  for  the  Duke,  had 
persuaded  her  son  that  the  Consta- 
ble's power  was  "growing  strongly 
in  the  Milanese;"  and  the  King,  at 
her  instigation,  had  recalled  him  trom 
the  government,  that  his  high  ambi- 
tion might  be  checked,  "  beneath  the 
shadow  of  the  throne." 

The  second  scene  of  the  first  act  is 
in  the  Queen  Mother's  apartment— 
and  that  imperious  personage  preci- 
pitately appears  before  us,  solilo- 
quizing on  the  passion  that  fevers  her 
blood. 


[April, 

(  Trumpets  without— shouts  of  "  DE 

BOURBON  !") 
"  And  now  he  is  arrived — hark  how  the 

trumpets 

Bray  themselves  hoarse  with  sounding  wel- 
come to  him ! 

Oh,  could  I  join  my  voice  to  yonder  cry, 
By  heavens,  I  think  its  tones  would  rend  the 

welkin 

With  repetition  of  the  hero's  name, 
Who's  dearer  far  to  me  than  life  or  fame." 


"  Queen.   So— I  am  glad  Gonzales  is  not 
here; 

I  would  not  even  he  should  see  me  thus 

Now   out   upon   this  beating  heart,   these 

temples, 
That  throb  and  burn  so ;   and  this  crimson 

glow 

That  rushes  o'er  my  brow :  now,  by  this  light, 
I  had  not  dream'd  so  much  weak  womanhood 
Still  slumber'd  in  my  breast ! — I  must  re- 
member me. — 

Mother  of  France,  and  wellnigh  Queen  of  it, 
I'll  even  bear  my  love  as  royally, 
As  I  have  borne  my  pow'r :  — the  time  is  near, 
Oh  very  near,  when  he  will  kneel  again 
Before  my  feet ;  the  conqueror  to  the  con- 

quer'd  !— 

I  am  ashamed  of  this  ill  timed  relapse, — 
This  soft  unnerving  pow'r  which  thus  en- 
thrals me." 

Gonzales  enters,  and  seeing  the 
paleness  of  her  cheek,  and  the  qui- 
vering of  her  lip,  asks,  "Is  your 
highness  ill?"  a  question  to  which 
she  is  too  much  absorbed  to  reply — 
but  says — 

"  Queen.  Hush !  'twas  a  trumpet,  was  it 

not? — and  now—- 
Surely it  is  the  tramp  of  horses'  hoofs 
That  beat  the  ground  thus  hurriedly  and 

loud  ;— 
I  pray  thee,  father,   throw  the   casement 

wide — 
The  air  is  stifling." 

She  then  boldly  and  energetically 
avows  her  passion  to  the  astonished 
Monk — and  leaves  him  to  ruminate 
on  the  strange  confession,  exclaim- 
ing as  she  goes— 


From  Gonzales'  soliloquy,  we  ga- 
ther that  he  is  not  what  he  seems,  a 
mere  priest,  but  an  emissary  from 
the  Emperor,  for  the  purpose  of 
political  intrigues  at  the  court  of 
his  great  rival.  He  is,  in  truth,  a 
Spanish  warrior  of  noble  birth,  and 
distinguished  reputation,  Don  Gar- 
cia ;  and  had  been  instigated  to  as- 
sume the  part  he  plays,  by  desire 
to  revenge  the  dishonour  of  his  sis- 
ter, who  had  been  shamefully  se- 
duced by  the  father  (now  dead)  of 
Laval,  a  young  Frenchman,  who 
must  pay  the  penalty  of  his  parent's 
crime. 

"  Gonz.    In  love  with  Bourbon  !  by  this 

living  light, 

My  mission  here  is  wellnigh  bootless,  then. 
Now  might  I  back  to  Spain,  since  Charles' 

objects 

Are  all  defeated  by  this  woman's  passion, 
Were  there  not  yet  another  task,  the  dearest. 
The  labour  that  is  life — mine  own  revenge ! 
Till  I  have  reached  that  goal,  my  foot  shall 

never 

Tread  its  own  soil !   or,  freed  from  its  dis- 
guise,— 

This  noiseless  sandal  of  slow-gaited  priest- 
hood,— 

Resume  its  manly  garb.      Oh,  very  long 
Is  the  accomplishment ;  but  it  is  sure,— 
Sure  as  the  night  that  curtains  up  each  day, — 
Sure  as  that  death  which  is  the  end  of  life. 
Lie  still,  thou  thirsty  spirit,  that  within 
CalTst  for  the  blood  that  shall  allay  thy  cra- 
ving ! 
Down,  down  with  thee,  until  the  hour  be 

come 

When  I  can  fling  this  monkish  treachery  by, 
Rush  on  my  prey,  and  let   my  soul's  hot 

flame 

Lick  up  his  blood,  and  quench  it  in  his  life  ! 
Time,  and  the  all-enduring  soul  that  never 
Shrinks  from  the  trial,  be  my  speed !   and 

nought 

My  hope,  my  spur,  my  instrument,  my  end, 
Save     hate  —  eternal    hate — immeasurable 
hate  !'' 

Meanwhile,  De  Bourbon  has  ar- 
rived in  Paris,  and  all  unconscious  of 


1332.] 


Miss  Fanny  Kemlle's  Tragedy. 


he  real  cause  of  his  recall,  his  fiery 
spirit  is  burning  with  indignation  on 
his  disgrace,  and  cannot  control  its 
wrath,  even  in  the  apartment  of  the 
Princess  Margaret,  his  lady-love. 
Ere  she,  the  sister  of  the  King,  had 
again  seen  her  lover's  face,  she  had 
been  told  of  his  return  by  Triboulet 
(the  court  fool,)  and  had  given  vent 
to  her  emotions,  in  these  beautiful 
lines — 

"  .He  is  return'd  !  he  will  be  there  !   and  yet 
Though    meeting,    after  long   eventful   ab- 
sence,— 

We  shall  not  in  our  meeting  be  half  blest : 
A  dizzy,  whirling  throng  will  be  around  us, 
'Mid  whose  loud  jar  the  still  small  voice  of 

love, 

"Whose  accents  breathe  their  soft  enchant- 
ment best 
In  whisper'd  sighs,   or  but  half-whisper'd 

words, 
Will  die  unheard.      Oh  that  we  thus  should 

meet! 
But,  then,  there  is"  love's  eye  to  flash  his 

thought 

Into  a  language,  whose  rich  eloquence 
Beggars  all  voice ;  our  eyes  at  least  may  meet, 
And   change,   like    messengers,   the   loving 

freight 
That  either  heart  sends  forth. " 

The  Colloquy  between  the  lovers 
at  their  first  interview  is  very  cha- 
racteristic— and  it  requires  all  the 
mild  persuasion  and  dignified  com- 
posure of  the  Princess  to  calm  the 
storm  of  rage  in  De  Bourbon's  bo- 
i?om,as  it  is  ready  to  burst  forth  upon 
the  Queen.  She  succeeds  in  doing 
so,  by  a  mixture  of  seriousness,  fond- 
ness, and  playful  raillery,  very  skil- 
fully combined ;  and  the  lovers  part 
thus — 

"  Bour.   I'faith  I  must ;  the  storm  is  over 

now  ; 

And  having  burst,  why,  I  shall  be  the  calmer. 
Farewell,  sweet  monitress  !  I'll  not  forget. 

Marg.    Oh,  but  I  fear — 

Sour.   Fear  not— she  is  thy  mother  !" 

De  Bourbon  is  then  ushered  by 
.Gonzales  into  the  presence  of  the 
Queen-Mother,  who  has  resolved 

"  To  try  the  mettle  of  his  soul, 
And  tempt  him  with   the   glitter    of  a 
crown." 

She  plays  her  part  with  v«ry  great 
address,  and  having  at  length,  as  she 
imagines,  let  the  Duke  into  the  se- 
cret of  her  passion,  and  found  him, 
though  rather  perplexed,  eager  for 


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perfect  light,  she  throws  off  her  veil 
(the  veil  of  widowhood,)  and  to  the 
young  hero,  who  had  flung  himself  at 
her  feet,  exclaiming, 

"  Madam,  in'pity  speak  but  one  word  more, 
Who  is  that  woman  ?" — 

she  passionately  cries, 
"  I  AM  THAT  WOMAN  1" 

The  feelings  of  the  old,  or  at  least 
elderly  lady  (somewhere,  we  believe, 
about  forty-five)  may  be  more  easily 
imagined  than  described,  on  hearing 
on  the  deafest  side  of  her  head  the 
Constable's  more  than  uncourteous 
acknowledgment  of  the  honour! 

"  Bour.  (starting  up).  You,  by  the  holy 

mass  !   I  scorn  your  proffers  j — 
Is  there  no  crimson  blush  to  tell  of  fame 
And    shrinking  womanhood  !    Oh   shame ! 

shame  !  shame  ! 

(  The  QUEEN  remains  clasping  her  hands 

to  her   temples,    while    DE    BOURBON 

walks  hastily  up  and  down :   after  a 

long  pause  the  QUEEN  speaks.) 

Queen.   What  ho  !   Marlon  !   St  Evreux  ! 

Enter  two  Gentlemen. 
Summon  my  confessor  !    (Exeunt.) — And 

now,  my  lord, 

I  know  not  how  your  memory  serves  you  j 
Mine  fails  not  me— If  I  remember  well, 
You  made  some  mention  of  the  King  but 
now — 

No  matter — we  will  speak  of  that  anon. 

Enter  GONZALES. 

Sir,  we  have  business  with  this  holy  father  ; 
You  may  retire. 
Sour.   Confusion ! 
Queen.   Are  we  obeyed? 
Sour,  (aside).    Oh  Margaret ! — for  thee  ! 
for  thy  dear  sake  ! 
[Rushes  out.    The  QUEEN  sinks  into 

a  chair. 
Queen.   Refus'd  and  scorn'd !  Infamy  ! — 

the  word  chokes  me  ! 

How  now  !  why  stand' st  thou  gazing  at  me 
thus  ?"— 

Gonzales  answers — coolly  and  cut- 
tingly— "  I  wait  your  highness'  plea- 
sure !"  What  that  pleasure  must 
now  be,  the  simplest  may  conjecture 
aright—"  Oh  !  sweet  revenge  !"  It 
is,  we  believe,  a  general  law  of  na- 
ture, that  proffered  love,  in  all  such 
cases,  is  soured  suddenly,  as  by  a 
flash  of  lightning,  into  hate.  So  is  it 
now  with  Louisa  of  Savoy.  She  is 
savage  as  an  old  tigress— not  robbed 
of  her  whelps— but  of  a  young  tiger 
beautifully  striped,  who  had  shewn 
himself  with  a  bland  pur  for  a  mo- 


680 

ment  at  the  mouth  of  her  cave,  as  if 
ready  for  dalliance,  and  then  with 
an  angry  growl  all  at  once  had  leapt 
away  into  a  wood.  She  resolves  to 
ruin  De  Bourbon,  and  hints,  if  we 
mistake  not,  at  depriving  him  of  his 
vast  possessions  by  forgery.  Gon- 
zales,  who  is  delighted  to  know  that 
her  suit  has  been  rejected,  (for,  had 
it  been  accepted,  his  master,  Charles, 
would  have  suffered  from  the  genius 
of  the  Duke  made  king,  and  he  him- 
self probably  been  baffled  in  his 
schemes  for  revenge,)  expresses  his 
willingness  to  aid  her  in  all  her  de- 
signs— "  it  rests  but  with  your  grace 
to  point  the  means."  The  infuriated 
Queen-Mother  has  a  great  command 
of  speech. 

"  Not  dearer  to  my  heart  will  be  the  day 
When  first  the  crown  of  France  deck'd  my 

son's  forehead, 

Than  that  when  I  can  compass  thy  perdi- 
tion,— 

When  I  can  strip  the  halo  of  thy  fame 
From  off  thy  brow,  seize  on  the  wide  do- 
mains, 

That  make  thy  hated  house  akin  to  empire, 
And  give  thy  name  to  deathless  infamy." 

But  a  woman  of  her  great  talents 
could  control  the  expression  of  her 
rage;  and  she  enters  with  dignity 
the  council-chamber  thronged  with 
the  nobility,  and,  led  by  her  son  the 
King,  takes  her  seat  on  the  throne. 
Bourbon  is  there,  and  ere  she  deals 
him  the  blow,  the  Queen-Mother 
taunts  him  with  cutting  sarcasms  in 
an  under-tone,  which  the  courtiers, 
if  they  chanced  to  overhear  it,  must 
have  thought  the  sweetest  royal  con- 
descension. Francis  declares  Count 
Lautrec  Governor  of  Milan — and,  as 
he  is  about  with  "  our  own  royal 
hand  to  buckle  on  the  sword,"  the 
Queen  interposes  haughtily,  and 
says, 

"  Queen.     Not  so. 

Your  pardon,  sir  ;  but  it  hath  ever  been 
The  pride  and  privilege  of  woman's  hand 
To  arm  the  valour  that  she  loves  so  well : 
We  would  not,  for  your  crown's  best  jewel, 

bate 

One  jot  of  our  accustom'd  state  to-day  : 
Count  Lautrec,  we  will  arm  thee,  at  our  feet  : 
Take  thou  the  brand  which  wins  thy  coun- 
try's wars, — 

Thy  monarch's  trust,  and  thy  fair  lady's  fa- 
vour.— 

Why,  how  now  ! — how  is  this  ! — my  lord  of 
Bourbon ! 


Miss  Fanny  Kemblds  Tragedy. 


[April, 


If  we  mistake  not,  'tis  the  sword  of  office 
Which    graces    still    your  baldrick ; — with 

your  leave, 
We'll  borrow  it  of  you. 

JBour.  (starting  up,}     Ay,  madam  !    'tis 

the  sword 

You  buckled  on  with  your  own  hand,  the  day 
You  sent  me  forth  to  conquer  in  your  cause; 
And  there  it  is  ! — (breaks  the  sword) — take 

it — and  with  it  all 
Th'  allegiance  that  I  owe  to   France  !  ay, 

take  it ; 

And  with  it,  take  the  hope  I  breathe  o'er  it : 
That  so,  before  Colonna's  host,  your  arms 
Lie   crush'd   and    sullied   with    dishonour's 

stain  ; 

So,  reft  in  sunder  by  contending  factions, 
Be  your  Italian  provinces ;  so  torn 
By  discord  and  dissension  this  vast  empire  ; 
So  broken  and  disjoin'd  your  subjects'  loves  ; 
So    fallen  your   son's  ambition,    and  your 

piide ! 

Queen  (rising).   What  ho!  a  guard  with- 
in there  !  Charles  of  Bourbon, 
I  do  arrest  thee,  traitor  to  the  crown  ! 

Enter  Guard. 
Away   with  yonder  widemouth'd   thun- 

derer  ! 
We'll  try  if  gyves  and  strait  confinement 

cannot 
Check  this   high  eloquence,    and   cool  the 

brain 

Which  harbours  such  unmanner'd  hopes." 
[Bourbon  is  forced  out. 

De  Bourbon  is  imprisoned,  and,  as 
his  offence  is  nothing  short  of  high 
treason,  his  doom  is  to  be  death.  But 
the  passion  of  the  Queen,  who,  as 
Principal  Robertson  well  says  in  his 
History  of  Charles  Vth,  was  "  as 
amorous  as  she  was  vindictive,** 
again  burns  like  a  furnace  to  the 
wind,  and  she  sends  Gonzales  to  him 
in  his  dungeon  to  offer  him  pardon 
and  liberty,  on  condition  of  his  yet 
ascending  her  bed.  With  joy  he 
goes  on  the  mission — but  to  in- 
flame the  fury  of  Bourbon,  and  cun- 
ningly to  instigate  him  to  forsake 
France,  and  join  his  master,  who 
will  be  happy  to  appoint  him,  if  not 
generalissimo  of  his  armies,  com- 
mander, with  equal  power  with  Lan- 
noy  and  Pescara. 

Meanwhile,  and  ere  Gonzales 
reaches  the  prison,  the  Princess  Mar- 
garet is  comforting  Bourbon—or  ra- 
ther striving  to  soothe  him  into  sub- 
mission that  may  save  his  beloved 
life.  But  he  is  stern — almost  savage 
of  mood — and  remains  obdurate  to 
the  gentle  but  high-souled  lady's 
prayers. 


1832.] 

"Hour.  My  life  is  little  worth  to  any  now^ 
Nor  have  I  any,  who  shall  after  me 
Inherit  my  proud  name. 

Mar.   Hold  there,  my  lord  ! — 
Posterity,  to  whom  great  men  and  their 
Fair  names  belong,  is  your  inheritor. 
Your  country,  from  whose  kings  your  house 

had  birth,     ; 
Claims  of  you,  sir,  your  high  and  spotless 

name  !— 
Fame  craves  it  of  you ;   for  when  there  be 

none 

Bearing  the  blood  of  mighty  men,  to  bear 
Their  virtues  also, — Fame  emblazons  them 
Upon  her   flag,  which  o'er  the    world  she 

waves, 

Persuading  others  to  like  glorious  deeds. 
Oh  !  will  you  die  upon  a  public  scaffold  ? 
Beneath  the  hands  o'  th'  executioner  ! 
Shall  the  vile  rabble  bait  you  to  your  death  ! 
Shall  they  applaud  and  make  your  fate  a  tale 
For  taverns,  and  the  busy  city  streets  ? 
And  in  the  wide  hereafter, — for  the  which 
All  warriors  hope  to  live, — shall  your  proud 

name 

Be  bandied  to  and  fro  by  foul  tradition, — 
Branded  and  curst,  as  rebel's  name  should  be  ?" 

That,  we  think,  is  very  fine ;  and 
gives  such  a  revelation  of  the  charac- 
ter of  the  Princess,  as  at  once  fills 
our  heart  with  sentiments  towards 
her  of  pity  and  admiration.  The 
pity  becomes  almost  too  painful, 
when  De  Bourbon,  in  the  bitterness 
of  his  exasperation,  cries 

"  A  tenfold  curse 
Light  on  that  Royal  Hai-lot !" 

In  his  fury  he  tells  the  daughter  her 
mother's  shame  ;  and  as  Gonzales  is 
heard  about  to  enter,  the  horrified 
and  humiliated  Princess  leaves  the 
prison,  uttering  these  words — 

"  The  pulse  of  life  stands  still 

Within   my  veins,  and  horror   hath  o'er- 

come 
My  strength  !   Oh  !  holy  father  !   to  thy 

care 
Do  I  commend  this  wayward  man !" 

And  we  see  the  Princess  Margaret 
no  more ! 

Then  comes  the  best  scene  by  far 
in  the  tragedy — nor  do  we  hesitate 
to  say  that  in  dramatic  power  and  ef- 
fect it  is  equal,  if  not  superior,  to  any 
thing  in  our  language  since  the  days 
of  the  great  masters.  Bourbon  has 
said  sternly — "  Sir  monk,  be  brief — 
thy  business  here  ?" 

"  Gonz.  Look  on  these  walls,  whose  stern 
time-  stained  brows 


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681 

Frown  like  relentless  justice  on  their  inmates. 
Listen ! — that  voice  is  Echo's  dull  reply 
Unto  the  rattling  of  your  chains,  my  lord : — 
What  should  a  priest  do  here  ? 
Sour.   Ay,  what,  indeed  ! — 
Unless  you  come  to  soften  down  these  stones 
With  your  discourse,  and  teach  the  tedious 

echo 

A  newer  lesson :   trust  me,  that  is  all 
Your  presence,  father,  will  accomplish  here. 
Gonz.   Oh  sinful  man  !   and  is  thy  heart 

so  hard, 

That  I  might  easier  move  thy  prison  stones  ? 
Know,  then,  my  mission — death  is  near  at 

hand ! 
The  warrant  hath  gone  forth — -the  seal  is 

set; 

Thou  art  already  numbered  with  those 
Who  leave  their  names  to  lasting  infamy, 
And  their  remains  to  be  trod  under  foot 
Of  the  base  rabble. 

JBour.   Hark  thee,  in  thine  ear  :  — 
Shall  I  hear  when  I'm  dead  what  men  say 

of  me  ? 

Or  will  my  body  blench  and  quiver  'neath 
The  stamp  of  one  foot  rather  than  another  ? 
Go  to — go  to  !   I  have  fought  battles,  father, 
Where  death  and  I  have  met  in  full  close 

contact, 

And  parted,  knowing  we  should  meet  again  ; 
Therefore,  come  when  he  may,  we've  look'd 

upon 

Each  other  far  too  narrowly,  for  me 
To  fear  the  hour  when  we  shall  so  be  join'd, 
That  all  eternity  shall  never  sunder  us. 
Go  prate  to  others  about  skulls  and  graves ; 
Thou  never  didst  in  heat  of  combat  stand, 
Or  know  what  good  acquaintance  soldiers 

have 
With  the  pale  scarecrow — Death  ! 

Gonz.  (aside.')  Ah,  think'st  thou  so? 
And  thou  didst  never  lie  wrapp'd  round  so 

long 

With  death's  cold  arms,  upon  the  gory  field, 
As  I  have  lain.      (.4/erac?)-~-Hear  me,  thou 

hard  of  heart ! 

They  who  go  forth  to  battle  are  led  on 
With  sprightly  trumpets  and  shrill  clamorous 

clarions  ; 

The  drum  doth  roll  its  double  notes  along, 
Echoing  the  horses'  tramp  ;  and  the  sweet 

fife 
Runs  through  the  yielding   air    in   dulcet 

measure, 
That  makes  the  heart  leap  in  its  case  of 

steel  ! 
Thou    shalt  be  knell'd  unto  thy  death  by 

bells, 
Ponderous  and  brazen-tongued,  whose  sullen 

toll 
Shall  cleave  thine  aching  brain,  and  on  thy 

soul 

Fall  with  a  leaden  weight :  the  muffled  drum 
Shall  mutter  round  thy  path   like  distant 

thunder : 


iss  Famy  KemMs  Tragedy. 


[April, 


'Stead  of  the  war-cry,  and  wild  battle-roar — 
That  swells  upon  the  tide  of  victory, 
And  seems  unto  the  conqueror's  eager  ear 
Triumphant  harmony  of  glorious  discords  ! — 
There  shall  be  voices  cry  foul  shame  on  thee  ! 
And  the  infuriate  populace  shall  clamour 
To  heaven  for  lightnings  on  thy  rebel  head  ! 
Sour.   Monks  love  not  bells,  which  call 

them  up  to  prayers 
I'the  dead  noon  o'  night,  when  they  would 

snore 

Rather  than  watch  :  but,  father,  I  care  not, 
E'en  if  the  ugliest  sound  I  e'er  did  hear — 
Thy  raven  voice — croak  curses  o'er  my  grave. 
Gonz.  What !    death  and  shame !   alike 

you  heed  them  not ! 

Then,  Mercy,  use  thy  soft,  persuasive  arts, 
And  melt  this  stubborn  spirit !  Be  it  known 
To  you,  my  lord,  the  Queen  hath  sent  me 

hither. 
Sour.  Then  get  thee  hence  again,   foul, 

pandering  priest ! 

By  heaven  !  I  knew  that  cowl  did  cover  o'er 
Some  filthy  secret,  that  the  day  dared  not 
To  pry  into.      I  know  your  holy  church, 
Together  with  its  brood  of  sandall'd  fiends  ! 
Ambition  is  your  God ;  and  all  the  offering 
Ye  bring  him,  are  your  vile  compliances 
With  the  bad  wills  of  vicious  men  in  power, 
Whose  monstrous  passions  ye  do  nurse  and 

cherish, 

That  from  the  evil  harvest  which  they  yield, 
A  plenteous  gleaning  may  reward  your  toils. 
Out,  thou  unholy  thing  ! 

Gonz.    Hold,  madman !  hear  me  ! 
If  for  thy  fame,  if  for  thy  warm  heart's  blood 
Thou  wilt  not  hear  me,  listen  in  the  name 
Of  France  thy  country. — 

Sour.   Tempter,  get  thee  gone ! 
J   have    no   land,    I   have   no   home, — no 

country, — 

I  am  a  traitor,  cast  from  out  the  arms 
Of  my  ungrateful  country  !   I  disown  it ! 
Wither'd  be  all  its  glories,  and  its  pride  ! 
May  it  become  the  slave  of  foreign  power  ! 
May    foreign   princes    grind   its    thankless 

children ! 

And  make  all  those,  who  are  such  fools,  as  yet 
To  spill  their  blood  for  it,  or  for  its  cause, 
Dig  it  like  dogs !  and  when  they  die,  like  dogs, 
Rot  on  its  surface,  and  make  fat  the  soil, 
Whose  produce   shall   be  seized  by  foreign 

hands  ! 
Gonz.  (aside.)  Now,  then,  to  burst  the 

last  frail  thread  that  checks 
His  headlong  course, — another  step,  and  then 
He  topples  o'er  the  brink  ! — he's  won — he's 

ours. — 
(Aloud) — You  beat  the  air  with  idle  words  ; 

no  man 
Doth  know  how  deep  his  country's  love  lies 

grain'd 
In  his  heart's  core,  until  the  hour  of  trial ! 


Fierce  though  you  hurl  your  curse  upon  the 

land, 

Whose  monarchs  cast  ye  from  its  bosom ;  yet, 
Let  but  one  blast  of  war  come  echoing 
From  where  the  Ebro  and  the  Douro  roll ; 
Let  but  the  Pyrenees  reflect  the  gleam 
Of  twenty  of  Spain's  lances,  and  your  sword 
Shall  leap  from  out  its  scabbard  to  your  hand  ! 
Sour.  Ay,  priest,  it  shall !  eternal  heaven, 

it  shall ! 

And  its  far  flash  shall  lighten  o'er  the  land, 
The  leading  star  of  Spain's  victorious  host  ! 
But  flaming,  like  some  dire  portentous  comet, 
I'th'  eyes  of  France,  and  her  proud  governors  ! 
Oh,  vengeance  !  'tis  for  thee  I  value  life  : 
Be  merciful,  my  fate,  nor  cut  me  off, 
Ere  I  have  wreak'd  my  fell  desire,  and  made 
Infamy  glorious,  and  dishonour  fame  ! 
But,  if  my  wayward  destiny  hath  will'd 
That  I  should  here  be  butcher' d  shamefully, 
By  the  immortal  soul,  that  is  man's  portion, 
His  hope,  and  his  inheritance,  I  swear, 
That  on  the  day  Spain  overflows  its  bounds, 
And  rolls  the  tide  of  war  upon  these  plains, 
My  spirit  on  the  battle's  edge  shall  ride  ; 
And  louder  than  death's  music,  and  the  roar 
Of  combat,  shall  my  voice  be  heard  to  shout, 
On — on— to  victory  and  carnage  ! 

Gonz.  Now, 

That  day  is  come,  ay,  and  that  very  hour  ; 
Now  shout  your  war-cry ;    now   unsheath 

your  sword! 

I'll  join  the  din,  and  make  these  tottering  walls 
Tremble  and  nod  to  hear  our  fierce  defiance  ! 
Nay,  never  start,  and  look  upon  my  cowl — 
You  love  not  priests,  De  Bourbon,  more  than  I. 
Off !  vile  denial  of  my  manhood's  pride  ! 
Off,  off  to  hell !  where  thou  wast  first  in- 
vented,— 

Now  once  again  I  stand  and  breathe  a  knight. 
Nay,  stay  not  gazing  thus  :   it  is  Garcia, 
Whose  name  hath  reach'd  thee  long  ere  now, 

I  trow ; 

Whom  thou  hast  met  in  deadly  fight  full  oft, 
When  France  and  Spain  join'd  in  the  battle- 
field : 

Beyond  the  Pyrenean  boundary 
That  guards  thy  land,  are  forty  thousand  men : 
Their  unfurl'd  pennons  flout  fair  France's  sun, 
And  wanton  in  the  breezes  of  her  sky : 
Impatient  halt  they  there;   their  foaming 

steeds, 

Pawing  the  huge  and  rock-built  barrier, 
That  bars  their  further  course  :   they  wait 

for  thee ; 
For  thee  whom  France  hath  injured  and  cast 

off; 
For  thee,  whose  blood  it  pays  with  shameful 

chains, 
More  shameful  death ;  for  thee,  whom  Charles 

of  Spain 

Summons  to  head  his  host,  and  lead  them  on 
(  Gives  him  a  parchment. ) 


1832.] 


Miss  Fanny  Kemllcs  Tragedy. 


To  conquest  and  to  glory ! 

Sour.   To  revenge  ! 
What  tells  he  here  of  lands,  and  honours  ! 

Pshaw  ! 

I've  had  my  fill  of  such.  Revenge !  Revenge ! 
That  is  the  boon  my  unslaked  anger  craves, 
That  is  the  bribe  that  wins  me  to  thy  cause, 
And  that  shall  be  my  battle-cry  !  Ha  !  Ha  ! 
Why,  how  we  dream !  why  look,  Garcia ; 

canst  thou 
With  mumbled  priestcraft  file  away  these 

chains, 

Or  must  I  bear  them  into  Spain  with  me, 
That  Charles  may  learn  what  guerdon  valour 

wins 
This  side  the  Pyrenees  ? 

Gonz.   It  shall  not  need—- 
What ho !  but  hold — together  with  this  garb, 
Methinks  I  have  thrown  off  my  prudence  ! 

{Resumes  the  Monk's  dress. ) 
Sour.  What! 

Wilt  thou  to  Spain  with  me  in  frock  and  cowl, 
That  men  shall  say  De  Bourbon  is  turn'd 

driveller, 

And  rides  to  war  in  company  with  monks  ? 
Gonz.  Listen. — The  Queen  for  her  own 

purposes 

Confided  to  my  hand  her  signet-ring, 
Bidding  me  strike  your  fetters  off,  and  lead  you 
By  secret  passes  to  her  private  chamber : 
But  being  free,  so  use  thy  freedom,  that 
Before  the  morning's  dawn  all  search  be 

fruitless.— 
What,  ho !  within. 

Enter  Gaoler. 
Behold  this  signet-ring  ! — 
Strike  off  those  chains,  and  get  thee  gone. 

[Exit  Gaoler. 
And  now 

Follow — How  now,— dost  doubt  me,  Bour- 
bon? 

JBour.  Ay, 

First,  for  thy  habit's  sake ;  and  next,  because 
Thou  rather,  in  a  craven  priest's  disguise, 
Tarriest  in  danger  in  a  foreign  court, 
Than  seek'st  that  danger  in  thy  country's 

wars. 
Gonz.   Thou  art  unarm'd:   there  is  my 

dagger;   'tis 

The  only  weapon  that  I  bear,  lest  fate 
Should  play  me  false  :  take  it,  and  use  it,  too, 
If  in  the  dark  and  lonely  path  I  lead  thee, 
Thou  mark'st  me  halt,  or  turn,  or  make  a  sign 
Of  treachery  ! — and  now,  tell  me,  dost  know 
John  Count  Laval  ? 

Bour.   What !  Lautrec's  loving  friend—- 
Who journeys  now  to  Italy  with  him  ? 
Gonz.   How  !  gone  to  Italy !  he  surely 

went 

But  a  short  space  from  Paris,  to  conduct 
Count  Lautrec  on  his  way. 

Sour.  I  tell  thee,  no ! 
He's  bound  for  Italy,  along  with  him. 

Gonz.   Then  the  foul  fiend  hath  mingled 

in  my  plot, 


683 

And  marr'd  it  too !  my  life's  sole  aim  and 

purpose ! 

Didst  thou  but  know  what  damned  injuries, 
What  foul,  unknightly  shame  and  obloquy, 
His  sire— whose  name  is  wormwood  to  my 

mouth— 
Did  heap  upon  our  house, — didst  thou  but 

know — 

No  matter — get  thee  gone — I  tarry  here. 
And  if  three  lingering  years,  ay,  three  times 

three, 

Must  pass  ere  I  obtain  what  three  short  days 
Had  wellnigh  given  me,  e'en  be  it  so — 
Life  is  revenge  !  revenge  is  life  !     Follow  ; 
And,  though  we  never  meet  again,  when  thou 
Shalt  hear  of  the  most  fearful  deed  of  daring, 
Of  the  most  horrible  and  bloody  tale, 
That  ever  graced  a  beldame's  midnight  legend, 
Or  froze  her  gaping  listeners,  think  of  me 
And  my  revenge  !    Now,  Bourbon,  heaven 

speed  thee !"  [Exeunt. 

And  now  let  us  turn — not  to  the 
under-plot — but  to  the  other  part  of 
the  double-plot — which,  while  it  is 
very  skilfully  united,  or  rather  blend- 
ed with  the  main  current,  is  yet  by 
itself  a  touching  and  a  tragic  tale,  and 
therefore  we  have  chosen  hitherto  to 
keep  it  apart,  and  shall  present  it, 
at  this  point,  in  its  entire  beauty. 

In  the  first  act  there  had  been  a 
tournament,  in  which  the  King  had 
run  a- tilt  with  Count  Lautrec  and  un- 
horsed him,  of  course  amid  loud  ac- 
clamations. The  Count's  sister, 
Fran^oise  de  Foix,  was  in  front  of  the 
Princess's  gallery,  and  had  leant  for- 
ward with  every  mark  of  intense  in- 
terest, so  that  her  beauty  had  at- 
tracted the  eyes — the  dangerous  eyes 
— of  Francis,  "  that  champion  of  the 
dames." 

"  Fran.  De  Bonnivet,  who  is  yon  lady  ? 

look- 
in  front  of  the  Princess's  balcony  ? 
Is  she  not  passing  fair  ? 

Son.   Indeed,  my  liege, 
She's  very  fair.    I  do  not  know  her,  though. 
(To  LAVAL.)    Who  is  yon  lady,  leaning 

forth,  Laval? 

Laval.   Count  Lautrec's  sister. 
Fran.   Had  a  limner's  hand 
Traced  such  a  heavenly  brow,  and  such  a 

lip, 
I  would  have  sworn  the  knave  had  dreamt 

it  all 

In  some  fair  vision  of  some  fairer  world. 
See  how  she  stands,  all  shrined  in  loveliness  ; 
Her  white    hands   clasp'd ;    her   clust'ring 

locks  thrown  back 
From  her  high  forehead ;  and  in  those  bright 

eyes 
Tears  !  radiant  emanations !  drops  of  light ! 


684 


Miss  Fanny  Kemble's  Tragedy. 


That  fall   from    those    surpassing   orbs    as 

though 

The  starry  eyes  of  heaven  wept  silver  dew. 
(  To  LAVAL.)    Is  yonder  lady  married,  sir  ? 

Laval.  My  liege, 
Not  yet  j   but  still  her  hand   is   bound   in 

promise — 
She  is  affianced. 

Fran.   And  to  whom  ? 

Laval.  To  me,  sire. 

Fran.  Indeed  !  (Aside  to  BONNIVET.) 
Methinks  I  was  too  passionate  in  my  praise, 
Eh  ?  Bonnivet — and  yet  how  fair  she  is  !" 

The  heart  of  Frai^oise  is  lost  and 
won !  True  that  Laval  had  told  the 
King  that  she  was  affianced  to  him  ; 
but  he  had  only  yet  had  her  brother's 
promise,  and  poor  Fran^oise,  in 
yielding  up  her  innocent  love  to  Ma- 
jesty, in  a  visionary  dream  of  aim- 
less, and  therefore  harmless  delight, 
was  unfaithful  to  no  plighted  troth. 
We  next  find  her  in  a  gallery  in  the 
palace  with  her  brother,  who  is 
about  to  bid  her  farewell  ere  he  sets 
off  for  the  Milanese.  Although  Fran- 
^oise  had  not  been  sorry  when  told 
that  the  King  had  overthrown  Lau- 
trec  in  the  tourney,  (the  fears  of  love 
having  seemed  to  shew  to  her  fright- 
ened eyes  a  different  issue  of  the  en- 
counter,) yet  she  most  tenderly  loves 
her  brother,  and  Miss  Kemble  has 
painted,  with  the  finest  and  most  de- 
licate touches,  their  mutual  affec- 
tion. As  if  her  "  prophetic  soul"  al- 
ready had  some  gloomy  glimpse  of 
fate,  on  meeting  with  him  now  about 
to  part — perhaps  for  ever — she  is  op- 
pressed with  melancholy,  which 
breathes  in  all  she  says,  while  he 
speaks  to  her  of  what  should  awaken 
only  dreams  of  joy. 

SCENE  III.— A  GALLERY  IN  THE  PALACE. 

Enter  FRANCOIS  DE  Foix  AND  LAUTREC. 

"  Lattt.   Nay,    nay,  my  pretty  sister,  be 

not  sad  ! 
And  that  thou  better    mayst    endure    this 

parting, 
I'll  give  thee  hope,  shall  make  thee  think  of 

nought 

Sare  my  return — what  sayst  thou  to  a  hus- 
band ? 

One  fear'd  in  battle-field,  and  no  less  full 
Of  courtesy,  and  other  noble  virtues, 
Than  high  in  birth,  and  rank,  and  fortune  ; 

—eh? 
Fran.   I  could  be  well  content  that  such 

a  man 
Had  sought  a  meeter  bride.     Oh,  there  be 

many 


[April, 

Maidens,  of  nobler  parentage  than  mine, 
Who  would  receive  so  brave  a  gentleman 
With  more  of  joy  than  I. 

Laut,   Why,  my  sweet  sister  ! 
This  is  a  strange  unnatural  coldness  hangs 
Upon  thy  brow,  and  in  thy  measured  speech. 
I  know  not  much  of  maiden  state  and  pride, 
But,  by  the  mass !   thy  words  seem  less  in 

coyness 
Than  in  indifference. 

Fran.    Oh  say  in  love, 
In  true  and  tender  love  to  thee,  my  brother  ; 
Trust  me,   I'm  not  ambitious ;  and  would 

rather 

Live  ever  by  thy  side  unwooed,  unwon, — 
With  nought  to  think  or  live  for,  but  for 

thee, — 

On  whom,  since  earliest  infancy,  my  heart 
Hath  spent  its  hopes  and  fears,  its  love  and 

pride. 

Oh  do  not  give  me  to  another ;  do  not, 
Dear  Lautrec,  send  me  from   thee,  and  at 

once 

Sever  the  ties  of  sweet  and  holy  love 
That  live  between  us  ! 

Laut.    To  the  man,  whom  best 
On  earth  I  value,  I  resign  thee,  Francoisc  : 
My  word  was  plighted  to  thy  glad  consent, 
And  unless  thou  wilt  break  the  faith  I  gave, 
And  cancel  thus  one  of  my  fondest  hopes, 
Thou  wilt  be  his. 

Fran.  I  thank  him  for  the  honour 
He  doth  our  house,  and  my  unworthy  hand ; 
I  thank  thee,  too,  in  that  thy  love  hath  made 
So  proud  a  choice  for  me.  Oh,  do  not  think 
That,  by  one  word,  I  will  unknit  the  friend- 
ship 

Of  so  long  years.     Where'er  it  seemeth  thee 
Best  to  bestow  me,  there  will  I  endeavour 
Humbly  to  bend  my  heart's  untried  affec- 
tions ; — 

There  love,  if  it  be  possible, — at  least 
There  willingly  obey. 

Laut.    Then,  dearest  love, 
If  that,  indeed,  this  offer  please  thee  well, 
Think  on  it  as  the  fondest  wish  I  have, 
And  look  to  see  me  come  from  Italy, 
Bringing  _thee  home  a  bridegroom,  proudly 

crown' d 
With  war's  victorious  wreaths ;  and  who 

shall  woo 

The  better,  that  he  previously  hath  won 
Fortune's  hard  favours,  who,  if  I  guess  right, 
Is  coyer  e'en  than  thou,  my  pretty  sister. 
Farewell  a  while,  I  go  to  meet  Laval. 

[JExit. 
Fran.   Farewell !  Oh,  Heaven  be  praised 

that  thou  art  blind 
To  that  which,  could    thine    unsuspecting 

heart 
Once  dream,  would  blast  and  wither  it  for 

ever. 
I  must  not  dwell  on   this  sad  theme  j  and 

though 


1832.} 


Miss  Fanny  KeinbWs  Tragedy. 


I  have  read  rightly  in  those  dangerous  eyes 
Which  gazed  so  passionately  on  me,  I 
Must  e'en  forget  love's  first  and  fondest  les- 

son, 

And  write  another  in  my  lone  heart's  core. 
What   though  the  King  —  oh,   very  full  of 

danger- 

Is  solitude  like  this  —  and  dangerous 
These  thoughts  that  flock  around  me,  melt- 

ing down 

Each  sterner  purpose.   By  thy  trusting  love, 
My  brother  !  by  thy  hopes,  that  all  in  me 
Centre  their  warmth  and  energy,  I  swear, 
That  while  one  throb  of  strength  remains, 

Fit  bear 

This  torture  patiently,  and  in  my  heart 
Lock  love  and  misery  until  life  depart. 


Francis,  smitten  with  passion,  had 
employed  Clement  Marot,  the  poet, 
to  deliver  a  scroll  to  the  Countess 
de  Foix,  which,  "  by  his  knightly 
word,  he  declared  was  such  as  any 
gentleman  might  bear  to  any  lady," 
—  and  on  that  assurance  the  minstrel 
had  consented  to  go  on  an  unhallowed 
errand—  an  unconscious  pander.  The 
scroll  contained  a  precious  jewel, 
and,  of  course,  an  avowal  of  love. 
No  wonder  that  Fran9oise  was  sad 
at  the  thoughts  of  her  brother's  de- 
parture for"  Italy  —  about  to  be  left 
alone  to  the  temptation  of  such  a  se- 
ducer. Her  emotions  —  worthy  of 
such  a  maiden  —  on  discovering  the 
nature  of  the  poet's  packet,  are  de- 
scribed by  Clement  Marot  himself  to 
the  King,  in  a  strain  of  tempered  in- 
dignation at  the  insult  inflicted  on 
him  by  such  a  service,  in  violation 
of  the  "  knightly  word."  But  the 
King  treats  his  remonstrances  light- 
ly, and  scoffs  at  his  panegyric  on  fe- 
male purity  as  mere  inspiration  of 
his  own  muse, 

"  Whose  heavenly  perfections 
He  fain    would   think    belong   to   Eve's 
frail  daughters  :" 

and  declares  exultingly, 

"  With  my  own  ardent  love  I'll  take  the 

field, 
And  woo  this  pretty  maid  until  she  yield." 

Thus  surrounded  with  snares,  and 
the  more  fearful  of  falling  into  them 
from  the  consciousness  of  the  state 
of  her  own  heart,  yet  knowing  her 
own  innocence,  and  without  any 
taint  of  sinful  thought,  Fran9oise 
meets  him  who  is  now  indeed  her  af- 
fianced love,?  Laval—  and  'tis  then 


685 

they  part  in  sadness,  doomed  to  meet 
in  rueful  agonies  and  ghastly  death. 

Enter  FRANCOISE. 

"  Laval.  Lady,  you're  welcome  as  the  joy- 
ous sun, 

And  gentle  summer  airs,  that,  after  storms, 
Come  wafting  all  the  sweets  of  fallen  bios- 


Through  the   thick  foliage;   whose  green 
arms  shake  off, 

In  gratitude,  their  showers  of  diamond  drops, 

And  bow  to  the  reviving  freshness. 

Fran.   Oh,  my  dear  brother,  have  I  fonnd 
theehere? 

Here  will  I  lock  my  arms,  and  rest  for  ever. 
Laut.  My  dearest  love  !  what  means  this 
passionate  grief; 

These  straining  arms  and  gushing  tears  ?  for 
shame  ! 

Look  up  and  smile  ;  for  honour  crowns  our 
house. 

Dost  know  that  I  am  governor  of  Milan  ? 
Fran.      They  told  me  so  ;  but  oh  !  they 
told  me,  too, 

That  ere  to-night  be  come,  thou  wilt  go 
hence  ; 

And  the  anticipated  grief  let  forth 

The  torrent  of  my  tears  to  sweep  away 

All  thoughts  of  thy  promotion.      Is  it  so—- 
Post thou,  indeed,  forsake  me  ? 
Laut.  Maiden,  no  ; 

'Tis  true  we  march  for  Italy  to-night ; 

'Tis  true  that  this  embrace  must  be  the  last 

For  many  a  day.     But  for  forsaking  thee  ! 

I  leave  thee  with  the  Princess  Margaret ; 

I  leave  thee  here  at  court — nay,  silly  girl — 
Laval.   Oh,  peace  ! 

Prithee   upbraid  her   not  :   see  where  she 
stands, 

Bow'd  with  the  weight  of  mourning  loveli- 
ness : 

Canst  thou,  with  sharp  reproving  words, 
wound  one 

Who  gems  the  lustre  of  thy  new-made  ho- 
nours, 

With  such  rare  drops  of  love  ! 
Laut.   My  gentle  sister  ! 

-   Fran.   Oh,  Lautrec  !  blame  me  not ;  we 
twain  have  been 

E'en  from  our  birth  together  and  alone  ; 

Two  healthful  scions,  of  a  goodly  stock, 

Whose  other  shoots  have  wither'd  all — we've 
grown, 

Still  side  by  side ;  I  like  some  fragile  aspen— 

And  thou  a  sturdy  oak,  'neath  whose  broad 
shelter 

I  rear'd  my  head  :  then  frown  not,  that  the 
wind 

Doth   weigh   the  trembling  aspen  to    the 
earth, 

While  the  stout  oak  scarce  owns  the  power- 
less breeze. 

Laut.   Oh,  churl !  to  say  one  unkind  word 
to  thee  ; 


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Miss  Fanny  Kemble's  Tragedy* 


[April, 


Look  up,  sweet  sister  ;   smile  once  more  on. 

me, 

That  I  may  carry  hence  one  gleam  of  sun- 
shine t 

Come,  dearest,  come  ;  unlock  thy  hands,  La- 
val! 

Take  her,  in  pity,  from  my  arms  J  for  sense 
Js  wellnigh  drown'd  in  sorrow. 

Fran.   Yet  one  word  ; 
I  do  beseech  thee,  leave  me  not  at  court  ; 
But  let  me  back  to  our  old  castle  walls- 
Let  me  not  stay  at  court ! 

JLaut.   E'en  as  thou  wilt : 
But,  dearest  love,  methinks  such  solitude 
Will  make  of  grief  a  custom ;   whilst  at 

court- 
No  matter ;  use  thine  own  discretion  ;  do 
E'en  as  it  seemeth  unto  thee  most  fitting. 
Once  more,  farewell !  Laval,  thou'lt  follow  ? 
[Exit  Laut. 
Laval  Ay. 

But  ere  I  go,  perchance  for  ever,  lady, 
Unto  the  land,  whose  dismal  tales  of  battles, 
Where  thousands  strew'd  the  earth,  have 

christen'd  it 
The  Frenchman's  grave  ;  I'd  speak  of  such  a 

theme 
As  chimes  with  this  sad  hour,  more  fitly 

than 
Its  name  gives  promise.     There's  a  love, 

which,  born 

In  early  days,  lives  on  through  silent  years, 
Nor  ever  shines,  but  in  the  hour  of  sorrow, 
When  it  shews  brightest — like  the  trembling 

light 

Of  a  pale  sunbeam,  breaking  o'er  the  face 
Of  the  wild  waters  in  their  hour  of  warfare. 
Thus  much  forgive  !   and  trust,  in  such  an 

hour, 

I  had  not  said  e'en  this,  but  for  the  hope 
That  when  the  voice  of  victory  is  heard 
From  the  far  Tuscan  valleys,  in  its  swell 
Should  mournful  dirges  mingle  for  the  dead, 
And  I  be  one  of  those  who  are  at  rest, 
You  may  chance  recollect  this  word,  and  say, 
That  day,  upon  the  bloody  field,  there  fell 
One  who  had  loved  thee  long,  and  loved  thee 

well. 
Fran.  Beseech  you,  speak  not  thus  :  we 

soon,  I  trust, 
Shall  meet  again^— till  then,  farewell,  and 

prosper ; 

And  if  you  love  me— which  I  will  not  doubt, 
Sith  your  sad  looks  bear  witness  to  your 

truth, — 

This  do  for  me— never  forsake  my  brother  ! 
And  for  my  brother's  sake,  since  you  and  he 
Are  but  one  soul,  be  mindful  of  yourself. 

[Exit  LavaL 

Defenceless,  and  alone  !  ay,  go  thou  forth, 
For  hope  sits  sunnily  upon  thy  brow, 
My  brother  !  but,  to  me,  this  parting  seems 
Full  of  ill-omen'd  dread,  woe's  sure  forerun- 
ner. 
I  could,  have,  told  thee  how  seduction's  art** 


E'en  'neath  the  bulwark  of  thy  fond  protec- 
tion, 

Have  striven  to  o'erthrow  my  virtue— ay, 
That  letter  and  that  ring — they  Were  the 

king's. 

Oh  !  let  me  quickly  from  this  fatal  court, 
Beneath  whose  smiling  surface  chasms  lie 

yawning, 

To  gulph  alike  th*  unwary  and  the  wise. 
I'll  bid  farewell  to  the  Princess  Margaret, 
And  then  take  shelter  in  my  ancient  home  ; 
There  brood  on  my  vain  love,  till  grief  be- 
come 

Love's  substitute — till  foolish  hope  be  dead, 
And  heav'n  shall  grant  me  patience  in  its 
stead.  [Exit." 

And  now  we  return,  in  the  course 
of  the  incidents  leading  towards  the 
catastrophe, "  a  tale  of  tears,  a  mourn- 
ful story,"  to  the  Queen,  who  in  en- 
tering the  royal  apartment,  where 
Francis  is  seated,  asks  him  if  he  has 
heard  the  tidings  that  Milan  is  lost  ? 

"  Prosper  Colonna  has  dissolved  our  host 
Like  icicles  i'  the  sun's  beams,  and  Count 

Lautrec, 
Madden'd  with  his  defeat  and  shame,  fled 

from  it, 
The  night  Colonna  enter'd  Milan." 

Francis  enraged  dooms  him  un- 
judged  to  the  worst  punishment  short 
of  death.  And  now  the  cloud  of  des- 
tiny gathers  blacker  as  it  descends 
on  the  head  of  Fra^oise  de  Foix. 
She  is  sitting  in  an  apartment  in  the 
Chateau  de  Foix,  ignorant  of  the  evil 
that  has  befallen  her  beloved  brother, 
and  starting  at  the  sound  of  a  horn 
heard  without,  fears  that  the  sudden 
summons  may  be  to  call  her  forth  to 
behold  him  returning  with  Laval,  her 
promised  husband,  whom  she  shud- 
ders to  think  of,  so  overcome  is  her 
innocent  heart  by  its  passion  for  the 
King.  'Tis  a  messenger  bearing  for 
her  a  letter  from  Lautrec,  beseeching 
her  to  go  to  Francis  and  intercede 
for  mercy.  Distracted  and  desperate 
with  fears  for  his  life,  she  flies  to  the 
palace. 

"  Enter  FRAN<?OISE. 
"  Frang .   (aside)  Oh,  heav'n !  be  merci- 
ful! 

My  eyes  are  dim,  and  icy  fear  doth  send 
My   blood    all   shuddering  back  upon   my 

heart. 
Fran.    Close  veil'd,   indeed:  mysterious 

visitant ! 
Whom  curious  thought  doth  strive  to  look 

upon, 
Despite  the  cloud  that  now  enshrines  you ; 


1832.] 

If  failing  in  its  hope,  the  eager  eye 
Doth  light  on  every'point,  that,  unconceal'd, 
Tells  of  the  secret  it  so  fain  would  pierce  : 
That  heavenly  gait,  whose  slow  majestic  mo- 
tion 

Discloses  all  the  bearing  of  command ; 
That  noiseless  foot,  that  falling  on  the  earth, 
Wakes  not  an  echo  ;  leaves  not  e'en  a  print — 
So  jealous  seeming  of  its  favours  ;   and 
This  small  white  hand,  I  might  deem  bora 

of  marble, 
But  for  the  throbbing  life  that  trembles  in 

it  : — 

Why,  how  is  this  ?  'tis  cold  as  marble's  self; 
And  by  your  drooping  form  !— this  is  too 

much — i 
Youth    breathes    around    you;    beauty  is 

youth's  kin : 
I  must  withdraw  this  envious  veil-*. 

Franf.   Hold,  sir  ! 

Your  highness  need  but  speak  to  be  obey'd ; 
Thus  then — (unveils) — 

Fran.    Amazement !    oh,    thou   peerless 

light ! 

Why  thus  deny  thy  radiance,  and  enfold, 
Like  the  coy  moon,  thy  charms  in  envious 

clouds  ? 
Franf.   Such  clouds  best  suit,  whose  sua 

is  set  for  ever ; 
And  veils    should  curtain   o'er  those  eyes, 

whose  light 
Is  all  put  out  with   tears :    oh,   good   my 

liege  ! 

I  come  a  suitor  to  your  pardoning  mercy. 
Fran,  (aside)  Sue  on,  so  thou  do  after 

hear  my  suit. 
Franf.  My  brother !   Out,    alas  ! — your 

brow  grows  dark, 

And  threateningly  doth   fright  my  scarce- 
breathed  prayer 
Back  to  its  hold  of  silence. 

Fran.   Lady,  aye, 

Your  brother  hath  offended  'gainst  the  state, 
And   must   abide   the   state's    most  lawful 

vengeance ; 

Nor  canst  thou  in  thy  sorrow  even  say 
Such  sentence  is  unjust. 

Franf.   I  do,  I  do  ; 
Oh,  vengeance !  what  hast  thou  to  do  with 

justice  ? 

Most  merciful,  and  most  vindictive,  who 
Hath  call'd  ye  sisters ;  who  hath  made  ye 

kin? 
,  My  liege,  my  liege,  if  you  do   take   such 

vengeance 

Upon  my  brother's  fault,  yourself  do  sin, 
By   calling   yours  that  which  w  heaven's 

alone  : 

But  if  'tis  justice  that  hath  sentenc'd  him, 
Hear,me  ;  for  he,  unheard,  hath  been  con- 

demn'd, 

Against  all  justice,  without  any  mercy. 
Fran.  Maiden,  thou  plead'st  in  yain, 
Frany,  Oh,  say  not  so  ; 


Miss  Fanny  Kemble's  Tragedy.  C87 

Oh,  merciful,  my  lord  !  you  are  a  soldier  ; 
You  have  won  war's  red  favours  in  the  field, 
And  victory  hath  been  your  handmaiden  : 
Oh!  think,  if  you  were  thrust   away  for 

ever 
From  fame   and  glory,  warrior's  light  and 


And  left  to  feel  time's  creeping  fingers  chill 
Your  blood ;  and  from  fame's  blazonry  efface 
Your  youthful  deeds,  which,  like  a  faithless 

promise, 
Bloom'd  fair,  but  bore  no  after-fruit— 

Fran.   Away  ! 

Thou  speak'st  of  that  no  woman  ever  knew. 
Thy  prayer  is  cold;  hast  thou  no  nearer 

theme, 
Which,  having  felt  thyself,  thou  mayst  ad- 


More  movingly  unto  my  heart? 

Franf.   None,  none, 
But  what  that  heart  itself  might  whisper 

you. 

Where  is  the  Princess  Margaret  ?  my  liege  ! 
As  she  loves  you,  so  have  I  loved  my  brother  : 
Oh,  think  how  she  would  be  o'ercome  with 

woe, 
Were  you  in  hopeless  dungeon  pent  ?     Oh, 

think! 

If  iron-handed  power  had  so  decreed 
That  you  should  never  clasp  her,  or  behold 
Her  face  again  !— 

Fran.   Farewell,  fair  maid,  thy  suit 
Is  bootless  all — perchance — but  no,  'tis  vain: 
Yet  had'st  thou  pleaded  more,  and  not  so 

coldly — 
Franf.    Oh,  good  my  liege!  turn   not 

away  from  me  ! 
See,  on  the  earth  I  kneel ;  by  these  swift 

tears 

That  witness  my  affliction ;  by  each  throb 
Of  my  sad  heart ;  by  all  you  love  !— ~ 

Fran.  Ah,  tempter  ! 
Say   rather  by  these  orient  pearls,  whose 

price 

Would  bribe  the  very  soul  of  justice ;  say, 
By   these   luxuriant    tresses,     which    have 

thrown 
Eternal  chains  around  my  heart— 

(FBAN90ISE  starts  up.) 
Nay,  start  not  j 

If  thou,  so  soon,  art  weary  of  beseeching, 
Hearken  to  me,  and  I  will  frame  a  suit 
Which  thou  must  hear.    (Kneels.)    By  the 

resistless  love 

Thou  hast  inspired  me  with  !-— by  thy  per- 
fections,—— 

Thy  matchless  beauty  !— Nay,  it  is  in  vain, 
Thou  shalt  not  free  thyself,  till  thou  hast 

heard ; 
Thou  shalt  not  free  thy  brother, 

Franf.   Unhand  me ! 
Sir,  as  you  are  a  man— 

Enter  the  QlrfcfcK. 
Queen,  Oh;  excellent !" 


•688  Mies  Fanny  KembWs  Tragedy. 

Fra^oise  retires  from  the  scorn  I'll  rend  the  veil, 
of  the  Queen  ;  but  Triboulet,  the 
fool,  soon  comes  to  her  in  a  gallery 
in  the  palace,  and  gives  her  another 
fatal  letter  from  the  destroyer,  who 
promises,  if  she  will  give  him  an  in- 
terview, to  save  her  brother's  life. 
The  fool  is  as  much  ashamed  of  his 
errand,  as  soon  as  he  clearly  under- 
stands the  import  of  the  letter,  as  the 
poet  was;  but  Francoise,  who  had 
fainted,  on  recovering  from  her 
swoon,  is  delirious  with  fear  for  her 
brother's  life,  and  commands  and  im- 
plores Triboulet  to  lead  her  to  the 
King. 

"  Franf.   The  night  grows  pale,  and  the 

stars  seem 

To  melt  away,  before  the  burning  breath 
Of  fiery  morn.    If  thou  art  born  of  woman,— 
If  thou  hast  but  one  drop  of  natural  blood 
That  folly  hath  not  frozen, — I  beseech  thee 
Lead  to  the  king,  whiles  I  have  strength  to 
follow  ! 

Trib.   Then  heaven  be  with  thee,  lady ! 

for  I  can  no  more. 

Follow  !  and  may  I  in  this  hour  have  been  a 
greater  fool  than  e'er  I  was  before.  [ Exeunt. " 


[April, 

that  fo'r  so  long   hath 
shrouded  me, 

And,  bursting  on  him  from  my  long  dis- 
guise, 

Reveal  the  hand  that  hath  o'ershadow'd  him 
With  such  a  deadly  and  eternal  hate  ! 

[Exit." 

The  King  had  effected  the  ruin  of 
Fran9oise,  and  thus  opens  Act  IV. 

ACT  IV. 

SCENE  I. — AN  APARTMENT  IN  THE  CHA- 

TEAU-DE-FoiX. 

FRAN^OISE  is  discovered  sitting,  pale  and 
motionless,  by  a  table—  FLORISE  is  kneel- 
ing by  her. 

Fran.   How  heavily  the  sun  hangs  in  the 

clouds,— 
The  day  will  ne'er  be  done. 

Flor.    Oh,  lady,  thou  hast  sat 
And  watch'd  the  western  clouds,  day  after  day, 
Grow  crimson  with  the  sun's  farewell,  and 


The  Queen  Mother  from  the  hour  in 
which  she  had  detected  her  son  woo- 
ing Francoise, felt  that  her  own  power 
over  him  was  endangered,  and  the 
more  for  reason  of  the  rage  with  which 
he  had  visited  her  intrusion.  To  avert 
that  evil — the  loss  of  her  imperial 
state — she  had  called  Gonzales  to  her 
—-and  asked  him  "  didst  ever  look 
upon  the  dead?"  Having  received 
a  satisfactory  answer,  she  commis- 
sions him  to  murder  the  girl  she  now 
hates  and  fears,  and  he,  on  being  told 
that  Francoise  is  betrothed  to  Laval, 
with  grim  joy  swears  to  do  the  deed. 

"  Gonz.   Rejoice,    my    soul!   thy  far-off 

goal  is  won ! 
His  bride, — all  that  he  most  doth  love  and 

live  for, — 

His  heart's  best  hope, — she  shall  be  foul  cor- 
ruption 
When  next  his  eager  arms  are  spread  to  clasp 

her! 

I'll  do  this  deed,  ere  I  go  mad  for  joy  : 
And  when  her  husband  shall  mourn  over 

her 

In  blight  and  bitterness,  I'll  drink  his  tears  ; 
And  when  his  voice  shall  call  upon  his  bride, 
I'll  answer  him  with  taunts  and  scorning 

gibes, 

And  torture  him  to  madness  :  and,  at  length, 
When  he  shall  deem  some  persecuting  fiend 
Hath  'scaped  from  hell  to  curse  and  ruin 

him, 


Each  day,  the  night  will  never  come :  yet  night 
Hath  come  at  last,  and  so  it  will  again. 
Fran.  Will  it,  indeed !  will  the  night  come 

at  last, 

And  hide  that  burning  sun,  and  shade  my  eyes, 
Which  ache  with  this  red  light — will  dark- 
ness come 
At  last? 

Flor.    Sweet  madam,  yes ;  and  sleep  will 

come  : 

Nay,  shake  not  mournfully  your  head  at  me, — 
Your  eyes  are  heavy  j  sleep  is  brooding  in 

them. 
Fran.   Hot  tears  have  lain  in  them,  and 

made  them  heavy ; 
But  sleep — oh,  no  !   no,  no  !   they  will  not 

close  : 

I  have  a  gnawing  pain,  here,  at  my  heart : 
Guilt,  thou  liest  heavy,  and  art  hard  to  bear. 
Flor.   What  say  you,  madam,  guilt ! 
Fran.   Who  dare  say  so ! 
(Starting  up)  'Twas  pity, — mercy, — 'twas 

not  guilt !   and  though 
The  world's  fierce  scorn  shall  call  it  infamy, 
I   say   'twas  not!     Speak,  —  speak, — dost 

thou  ?     Oh !  answer  me  ! 
Say,  was  it  infamy? 

Flor.  Dear  lady,  you  are  ill ! 
Some  strange   distemper  fevers   thus  your 

brain. 

Come,  madam,  suffer  me  at  least  to  bind 
These  tresses  that  have  fallen  o'er  your  brow, 
Making    your    temples    throb    with    added 

weight : 

Let  me  bind  up  these  golden  locks  that  hang 
DishevelTd  thus  upon  your  neck. 

Fran.    Out,  viper  ! 

Nor  twine,  nor  braid,  again  shall  ever  bind 
These  locks  !     Oh !  rather  tear  them  off, 
and  cast  them 


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Miss  Fanny  Kemble's  Tragedy. 


689 


Upon  the  common  earth,  and  trample  them, — 
Heap  dust  and  ashes  on  them, — tear  them 

thus, 
And  thus,  and  thus !     Oh,   Florise,  I  am 

mad ! 

Distracted  ! — out  alas  !   alas  !  poor  head  ! 
Thou  achest  for  thy  pillow  in  the  grave, — 
Thy  darksome  couch, — thy  dreamless,  quiet 

bed! 
Flor.   These  frantic  passions  do  destroy 

themselves 

With  their  excess,  and  well  it  is  they  do  so : 
But,  madam,  now  the  tempest  is  o'erlaid, 
And  you  are  calmer,  better,  as  I  trust, 
Let  me  entreat  you  send  for  that  same  monk 
I  told  you  of  this  morn  :   he  is  a  leech, 
Learned  in  theory,  and  of  wondrous  skill 
To  heal  all  maladies  of  soul  or  body. 

Fran.   Of  soul— of  soul — ay,   so  they'd 

have  us  think : 

Dost  thou  believe  that  the  hard  coin  we  pour 
Into  their  outstretch'd  hands,  indeed  buys 

pardon 

For  all,  or  any  sin  we  may  commit  ? 
Dost  thou  believe  forgiveness  may  be  had 
Thus  easy  cheap,  for  crimes  as  black  in  hue 
As — as — 

Flor.   As  what  ?  I  know  no  sin  whatever 
The  church's  minister  may  not  remit : 
As — what  were  you  about  to  say  ? 

Fran.   Come  hither ; 

Think'st  thou  a  heap  of  gold  as  high  as  Etna 
Could  cover  from  the  piercing  eye  of  heaven 
So  foul  a  crime  as — as— adultery? 
Why  dost  thou  stare  thus  strangely  at  my 

words, 
And  answerest  not  ? 

Flor.   I  do  believe  indeed, 
Not  all  the  treasury  of  the  wide  world, 
Not  all  the  wealth  hid  in  the  womb  of  ocean, 
Can  ransom  sin — nothing  but  deep  repent- 
ance- 
Austere  and  lengthened  penance— frequent 

tears. 
Fran.   'Tis  false!   I  know  it— these  do 

nought  avail : 

To  move  relentless  heaven  it  must  be  bribed. 
And  yet  go  call  thy  priest ;  I'll  speak  with 

him. 

I  will  cast  off  the  burthen  of  my  shame, 
Or  ere  it  press  me  down  into  the  grave !" 

Gonzales  is  introduced  to  the  penitent 
—as  if  to  confess  or  to  murder  her. 
She  confesses  her  sin— and  now  he 
knows  how  to  wring  and  stab  the 
heart  of  the  man  on  whom  he  has  so 
long  burned  to  wreak  his  revenge. 

Laval,  who  has  retrieved  the  loss 
sustained  by  Lautrec's  discomfiture, 
and  been  victorious  in  Italy  against 
Lannoy,  returns  to  France,  and  flies 
on  the  wings  of  love  to  the  Chateau 
tie  Foix.  The  King,  too,  had  a  little 

VOL,  XXXI.  NO.  CXCIII. 


while  before  succeeded  in  finding 
entrance  there  in  disguise  through 
means  of  Florise,  the  attendant  of 
Fran9oise,  and  has  concealed  himself 
behind  the  tapestry. 

"  Enter  FKANCOISE. 
"  Franc.  Now,  ye  paternal  halls,  that  frown 

on  me, 

Down,  down,  and  hide  me  in  your  ruins — ha ! 
(As    LAVAL    and    GONZALES    enter, 

FRANCOISE  shrieks. ) 
Lav.   My  bride  ! — my  beautiful! — 
Gonz.    Stand  back,  young  sir  ! 
Lav.   Who  dares  extend  his  arms  'twixt 

those  whom  love 
Hath  bound  ?  whom  holy  wedlock  shall,  ere 

long? 
Gonz.   The  stern  decree  of  the  most  holy 

church, 

Whose  garb  I  wear ;  and  whose  authority 
I  interpose  between  you ;  until  I 
Interpret  to  your  ears  the  fearful  shriek 
That  greeted  you,  upon  your  entrance  here  : 
Look  on  that  lady,  Count  Laval, — who  stands 
Pale  as  a  virgin  rose,  whose  early  bloom 
Hath  not  been  gazed  on  yet  by  the  hot  sun  ; 
And  fair — 

Lav.   Oh,  how  unutterably  fair  ! 

Gonz.  Seems  not  that  shrinking  flower  the 

soul  of  all 

That  is  most  pure,  as  well  as  beautiful? 
Lav.  Peace,  thou  vain  babbler  !  is  it  unto 

me 

That  thou  art  prating  ? — unto  me,  who  have 
Worshipp'd  her,  with  a  wild  idolatry, 
Liker  to  madness  than  to  love? 

Gonz.   Indeed ! 

Say,  then,  if  such  a  show  of  chastity 
E'er  sat  on  lips  that  have  been  hot  with 

passion  ? 

Or  such  a  pale  cold  hue  did  ever  rest 
On  cheeks,  where  burning  kisses  have  call'd 

up 

The  crimson  blood,  in  blushes  all  as  warm? 
Look  on  her  yet ;  and  say,  if  ever  form 
Show'd  half  so  like  a  breathing  piece  of 

marble. — 

Off  with  thy  spacious  seeming,  thou  deceiver ! 
And  don  a  look  that  better  suits  thy  state. 
Oh,  well-dissembled  sin  !    say,  was  it  thus, 
Shrinking,  and  pale,  thou  stood'st,  when  the 

King's  arms 
Did  clasp  thee,  and  his  hot  lip  sear'd  from 

thine 
Their  oath  to  wed  thy  brother's  friend  ? — 

Lav.  Damnation 

Alight  upon  thee,  thou  audacious  monk ! 
The  blight  thou  breath'st  recoil  on  thine  own 

head  ; 

It  hath  no  power  to  touch  the  spotless  fame 
Of  one,  from  whom  thy  cursed  calumnies 
Fly  like  rebounding  shafts  j — Ha  !  ha  !  ha  ! 
ha! 

2  Y 


690 


The  king  !   a  merry  tale,  forsooth ! 

Gonz.    Then  we 

Will  laugh  at  it,  ha !  ha  ! — why,  what  care  I? 
We  will  bo  merry ;  since  them  art  content 
To  laugh  and  be  a — — 

Lav.   Franchise — I — I  pray  thee 
Speak  to  me, — smile — speak, — look  on  me, 

I  say — 
What,    tears !    what,   wring    thine    hands ! 

what,  pale  as  death  ! — 
And  not  one  word — not  one  ! 

Franc.     ( To    GONZALES)     Oh    deadly 

fiend ! 
Thou  hast  but  hasten' d  that  which  was  fore- 

doom'd. 
(  To  LAVAL)  My  lord,  ere  I  make  answer 

to  this  charge, 
I  have  a  boon  to  crave  of  you — my  bro- 
ther  

Lav.   How  wildly  thine  eye  rolls  !   thy 

hand  is  cold 
As  death,  my  fairest  love. 

Fran?.  Beseech  you,  sir, 
Unclasp  your  arm ; — where  is  my  brother  ? 

Lav.  Lautrec  ? — 

In  Italy  ;  ere  now  is  well  and  happy. 
Franc.  Thanks,  gentle  heaven  !  all  is  not 

bitterness, 

In  this  most  bitter  hour.     My  Lord  Laval, 
To  you  my  faith  was  plighted,  by  my  bN, 

ther; 

That  faith  I  ratified  by  mine  own  vow. — 
Lav.    The  oath  was  register'd  in  highest 
heaven. 

Thou'rt  mine  ! 

Franf.   To  all  eternity,  Laval, 
If  blood  cannot  efface  that  damning  bond  ; 

(Snatches  his  dagger  and  stabs  herself. ) 
Tis  cancell'd,  I've  struck  home — my  dear, 
dear  brother  !  [Dies. 

Gonz.  (aside. )  It  works,  it  works  ! 
Lav.   O  horrible! — she's  dead  ! 

(FRANCIS  rushes  from  his  conceal- 
ment at  the  word. ) 
Fran.  Dead  ! 

(LAVAL  draws  his  sword,  and  turns 
upon  the  KJNG,  icho  draics  to  de- 
fend himself.) 

Lav.  Ha !  what  fiend  hath  sent  thee  here  ? 
Down  !  down  to  hell  with  thee,  thou  damn'd 
seducer  ! 

Enter  QUEEN,  followed  by  Altendants. 
Queen.   Secure  that  madman  ! 

(Part  of  the  Attendants  surround 

and  disarm  LAVAL.) 
Qnecn  (aside  to   GONZALES.)     Bravely 

done,  indeed  ! 
I  shall  remember. — (aloud. )" 

Gonzales  enjoys  now  the  full  tri- 
umph of  his  revenge,  and  gloats  on 
the  agonies  of  Laval,  who,  humbled 
and  heart-broken,  has  hardly  power 
to  return  look  or  word  to  his  fero- 


Miss  Fanny  Kembk's  Tragedy.  [April 

cious  and  insulting  destroyer.  The 
fine,  free,  generous,  and  brave  spirit 
of  the  noble  youth,  a  moment  before 
in  enjoyment,  as  he  believed,  of  life's 
dearest  happiness,  love  and  glory, 
is  humiliated  by  sudden  access  of 
most  miserable  calamity  almost  into 
a  slave.  He  weeps  before  his  dead- 
liest foe,  and  is  not  ashamed ;  when 
Gonzales  says — "  Tears,  my  lord  ?" 
he  answers,  without  seeking  to  smite 
him  dead,  "  Aye,  tears !  thou  busy 
mischief!"  And  on  learning  from 
Gonzales,  now  Garcia,  the  history  of 
his  revenge,  he  has  strength  of  soul 
but  to  say  mournfully,  not  fiercely, 


"  These  were  my  father's  injuries,  not 

.  mine, 
Remorseless  fiend  ! 

Gonz.    Thy  father  died  in  battle  ; 

And  as  his  lands,  and  titles,  at  his  death, 

Devolved  on  thee,  on  thee  devolved  the 
treasure 

Of  my  dear  hate ; — I  have  had  such  re- 
venge ! 

Such  horrible  revenge  ! — thy  life,  thy 
nour, 

"Were  all  too  little ; — I've  had  thy  tears  ! 

I've  wrung  a  woman's  sorrow  from  thine 
ey<w, 

And  drunk  each  bitter  drop  of  agony, 

As  heavenly  nectar,  worthy  of  the  gods  ! 

Kings,  the  earth's  mightiest  potentates, 
hav  ?  been 

My  tools  and  instruments:  you,  haughty 
madam, 

And  your  ambition, — yonder  headstrong 
boy, 

And  his  mad  love, — all,  all  beneath  my 
feet, 

All  slaves  unto  my  will  and  deadly  pur- 
pose." 

The  Queen- Mother  cries,  "  Ho  !  lead 
out  that  man  to  instant  death  ;"  but 
the  undaunted  Spaniard  accuses  and 
convicts  her  of  her  many  crimes, 
and  of  her  last  and  worst,  her  mur- 
derous design  against  Fran^oise; 
and  the  King,  seeing  his  mother's 
guilt,  commands  her 

"  Give  me  that  ring, 
Strip  me  that  diadem  from  off  thy  brows, 
And  bid  a  long  farewell  to  vanity! 
For  in  a  holy  nunnery  immured, 
Thou   sbalt  have  leisure  to  make  peace 
with  heaven. 

(  To  the  lady.}—  And  for  thce, 
Thou  lovely  dust,  all  pomp  and  circum- 
stance 

That  can  gild  death  shall  wait  thee  to  thy 
grave ; 


1832.] 


Miss  Fanny  Kemble's  Tragedy, 


Thou  shalt  lie  with  the  royal    and  the 

proud ; 

And  marble,  by  thedext'rous  chisel  taught, 
Shall  learn  to  mourn  thy  hapless  fortunes. 

Lav.  No ! 

Ye  shall  not  bear  her  to  your  receptacles  ; 
Nor  raise  a  monument,  for  busy  eyes 
To  stare  upon  :   no  hand,  in  future  days, 
Shall  point  to  her  last  home ;  no  voice 

shall  cry 
'  There  lies   King  Francis'  paramour  !' 

In  life, 
Thou    didst  despoil   me  of  her;    but  in 

death, 

She's  mine  !   I  that  did  love  her  so, 
Will  give  her  that  my  love  doth  tell  me 

best 

Fits  with  her  fate — an  honourable  grave  : 
She  shall  among  my  ancestral  tombs  re- 
pose, 

Without  an  epitaph,  except  my  tears. 
Fran.    Then  now  for  war,  oh  !  ill  to 

end,  I  fear, 
Usher'd  with  such  dark  deeds  and  fell 

disasters! 

[Exeunt  FRANCIS,  followed  by  the  QUEEN 
and  Attendants  on  one  side,  and  LA- 
VAL, with  the  others,  bearing  the  body. 

The  Tragedy  here  ends.  But  there 
is  a  fifth  act,  full  of  fine  description, 
in  which  is  fought  the  famous  battle 
of  Pavia. 

We  find  that  we  have  left  ourselves 
too  little  room  for  any  thing  like  a 
right  critique  on  this  admirable  pro- 
duction ;  and,  indeed,  after  so  much 
heart-moving  and  spirit-stirring  poet- 
ry, most  probably  our  readers  might 
turn  away  coldly  from  any  lengthen- 
ed remarks  of  ours  on  its  beauties  or 
defects.  In  the  first  place,  it  will  be 
allowed  by  all,  that  there  is  great 
grasp  of  intellect,  extraordinary,  in- 
deed, in  so  young  a  person,  shewn  in 
the  handling  of  an  historical  subject 
of  such  magnitude  and  variety,  and 
in  moulding  somewhat  complicated 
materials,  necessarily  of  difficult 
management,  into  cohesive  and  con- 
sistent form.  The  main  plot,  in  which 
the  Queen-Mother,  Bourbon,  and 
Gonzales  figure,  is,  on"  the  whole, 
planned  and  executed  powerfully 
and  skilfully;  and  the  under  plot, 
as  we  may  perhaps  rathe?  inaccu- 
rately call  it,  in  which  the  King  and 
Franchise  are  the  chief  parties,  hangs 
well  together,  and  appertains  closely 
to  that  to  which  it  may  be  said  to  be 
subordinate.  Great  ingenuity,  at 
least,  is  displayed  in  the  union  of  the 


691 

two  ;  and  more  than  ingenuity  in  the 
way  in  which  they  are  made  to  move 
on  together  towards  the  final  catas- 
trophe. 

Secondly,  the  characters  are  nu- 
merous, and  all  either  well  brought 
out,  or  distinguished  and  discrimi- 
nated by  a  few  happy  touches,  so  as 
to  move  before  us,  creatures  imbued 
with  peculiar  life.  There  is  no  dim- 
ness or  faintness  in  the  colouring; 
and  whether  interesting  or  other- 
wise, the  actors  stand  well  out  from. 
the  canvass,  and,  coming  or  going, 
do  their  work  directly,  with  energy, 
and  without  delay.  The  inferior 
personages  in  plays  are  often  lame 
and  halt  —  though  walking  gentle 


men;    but   not    so  here 


ng  ge 
,    alth 


ouh 


some  of  them  have  but  little  to  do 
certainly,  or  say  either  ;  nor  would  it 
have  mattered  much  had  they  never 
been  born  —  either  by  their  mothers, 
or  the  muse  of  Miss  Kemble. 

Thirdly,  the  sentiments  and  de- 
scriptions, though  frequent,  are  al- 
most always  appropriate,  both  to  the 
characters  and  the  situations,  and  are 
rarely,  if  ever,  too  eloquently  ex- 
pressed or  too  elaborately  painted, 
the  besetting  sin  of  all  our  modern 
dramatic  poems,  which  therefore 
are,  for  the  most  part,  poems  and  not 
plays.  Many  of  the  sentiments,  too, 
are  in  themselves  fine  and  noble  ;  and 
many  of  the  descriptions  extremely 
beautiful  —  proving  that  in  Miss  Kem- 
ble's genius  there  is  a  rich  vein 
of  poetry  —  besides  great  dramatic 
power. 

But  the  prime  merit  of  the  play  is 
the  composition.  We  mean  thereby 
the  language  and  the  versification. 
The  structure  of  both  is  admirable  — 
quite  after  the  immortal  fashion  of 
the  great  old  masters.  Yet  it  is  no 
mimicry  of  theirs  —  no  patch-work 
imitation.  Miss  Kemble's  ear  —  and 
it  is  a  fine  one  —  is  tuned  to  the  music 
of  their  harmonious  numbers;  and 
she  uses  it  as  if  it  had  long  been  her 
familiar  speech.  It  flows  along  easily 
arid  naturally,  as  well  in  the  humbler 
as  in  the  higher  moods;  and  some- 
times, when  the  passion  is  violent,  it 
proceeds  with  a  powerful  and  liead- 
long  energy  not  far  short  of  the 
sublime.  It  is  on  her  command  of 
an  instrument  so  powerful,  but  so 
difficult  to  wield  as  dramatic  blank 
verse  of  the  true  and  high  temper, 


692 

that  we  rely,  when  we  predict  that 
she  is  destined  for  much  greater 
achievements. 

On  these  her  merits  it  would  be 
pleasant  to  us  to  expatiate,  and  to 
illustrate  them ;  but  we  desire  to  say 
some  words,  not  on  her  defects,  but 
on  those  of  her  drama— and  care  not 
if  they  should  assume  the  shape  of 
advice,  which  will  at  least  be  taken 
kindly,  even  if  not  followed,  from  an 
old  man. 

Would  then  that  in  her  future 
plays — and  we  trust  they  will  not  be 
few  nor  very  far  between — though 
like  angel-visits — Miss  Kemble  may 
choose  or  create  heroes  and  heroines 
of  a  nobler  nature.  The  character  of 
the  Queen-Mother  is  strongly,  and 
we  dare  say  truly  drawn ;  but  it  is 
odious  and  repulsive.  Strong  intel- 
lect she  has,  and  strong  passions  ;  so 
while  wehate  we  cannotperhaps  abso- 
lutely despise  her;  but,  what  is  as  bad 
or  worse,  the  hag,  in  her  lust  of  man, 
might,  and  murder,  inspires  us  with 
disgust.  There  is  no  grandeur  in 
her  guilt,  as  in  that  of  Clytemnestra,  or 
Medea,  or  Lady  Macbeth,  yet  her 
disposition  is  as  cruel;  and  had  Bour- 
bon been  bribed  by  a  crown  to  wed 
her,  the  life  of  her  son  would  have 
been  in  jeopardy.  The  cold-blooded 
murder  of  Fran?oise,  commanded  to 
the  monk,  is  revolting ;  from  first  to 
last  never  do  we  for  a  moment  sym- 
pathize fully  with  one  emotion  by 
which  she  is  actuated ;  and  when  she 
is  doomed  to  be  immured  for  life  in  a 
convent,  we  hear  the  sentence  with 
the  same  indifference  as  if  Lady 
Barrymore  were  about  to  be  sent 
once  more  to  Bridewell. 

Francis  the  First  is  not,  in  this 
drama,  a  king  to  our  mind.  He  is 
too  much  under  the  dominion  of  his 
mother.  'Tis  amiable  to  be  a  duti- 
ful son,  but  a  full-grown  king  should 
not  be  in  leading-strings.  We  can- 
not ennoble  him  to  our  imagination, 
by  thinking  on  the  pageantry  of 
the  Field  of  the  Cloth  of  Gold.  He 
jousts  successfully  with  Lautrec; 
but  we  hear  loud  cries  of  Oh!  oh!  oh! 
against  his  conduct  to  Fran9oise  de 
Foix.  In  what  does  it  differ  from 
that  of  the  infamous  Colonel  Kirke  ? 
It  is  impossible  to  look  at  him  du- 


Miss  Fanny  Kemble's  Tragedy. 


[April, 


ring  any  part  of  the  play  without 
contempt  and  abhorrence.  Such  a 
crime  as  his  may  be  forgotten  as  we 
read  the  history  of  a  man's  whole 
life.  There  may  have  been  peni- 
tence, remorse,  expiation;  but  we 
see  him  here  before  us  only  as  a 
selfish,  cruel,  and  unprincipled  se- 
ducer ;  and  what  punishment  was  it 
for  such  a  sin,  that  he  was  taken 
prisoner  at  Pavia  ?  But  there  is  no 
connexion  shewn  or  hinted  at  be- 
tween the  violation  and  the  over- 
throw ;  and,  indeed,  such  an  idea  is 
preposterous,  and  was  not,  we  think, 
in  the  mind  of  the  fair  author. 

Great  power  is  displayed  in  the 
character  of  Gonzaks — but  we  fear 
it  is  not  a  character  fit  to  figure  in 
the  legitimate  drama.  We  presume 
not  to  say  what  is  natural  or  not 
natural  in  such  a  passion  as  revenge. 
Yet  there  is  to  us  something  per- 
plexing in  the  union  of  zeal  in  the 
cause  of  his  master,  Charles,  and 
his  hellish  hatred  of  Laval.  Yet 
that  may  be  a  mistake  of  ours  or  a 
misconception;  but  we  almost  be- 
lieve it  is  no  mistake  of  ours  to  say 
that  Garcia  could  not  have  expe- 
rienced the  same  immitigable  pangs 
of  murderous  revenge,  from  looking 
on  the  son  of  the  man  who  had  stained 
the  honour  of  his  house  by  the  se- 
duction of  his  sister,  as  if  he  had  be- 
held the  face  of  the  man  himself 
black  with  the  guilt  and  the  insult. 
Yet  incomprehensible  creatures  are 
we  all,  men  and  women ;  and,  on 
looking  down  at  his  feet,  we  see 
neither  hoofs  nor  claws  belonging  to 
lago. 

Even  Bourbon's  self  might,  we 
think,  have  been  made  a  nobler  re- 
bel, and  certainly,  before  he  joined 
the  enemy,  a  higher  hero,  without 
violence  to  the  truth  of  history  or 
nature. 

We  earnestly  hope,  then,  that  the 
heroes  and  heroines  of  her  future 
plays  will  be  such,  with  all  their 
human  frailties,  as  we  may  follow 
with  our  sympathies ;  nor,  if  so,  can 
there  be  a  doubt  that  from  Miss 
Kemble's  genius  will  arise  far  nobler 
creations,  and  worthy  of  immortal 
admiration. 


1  832.]  Nodes  Ambtosiana.    No,  LXL  693 


No.  LXL 

XPH  A'EN  STMIIOSin  KTAIKHN  IIEPINISSOMENAftN 
HAEA  KliTIAAONTA  KA0HMENON  OINOHOTAZEIN. 

2. 
PHOC.  ap.  Ath. 

[  This  is  a  distich  by  wise  old  Phocylides, 

An  ancient  who  wrote  crabbed  Greek  in  no  silly  days  ; 

Meaning,  "  'Tis  RIGHT  FOR  GOOD  WINEBIBBING  PEOPLE, 

NOT  TO  LET  THE  JUG  PACE  ROUND  THE  BOARD  LIKE  A  CRIPPLE  J 
BUT  GAILY  TO  CHAT  WHILE  DISCUSSING  THEIR  TIPPLE." 

An  excellent  rule  of  the  hearty  old  cock  'to's— 
And  a  very  Jit  motto  to  put  to  our  Noctes.] 

C.  N.  ap.  Ambr. 

SCENE—  The  Slue  Parlour—  Time,  Six  <?  Clock—  Occupation,  Wine,  Des- 
sert, $c.  $c.—  Present,  NORTH,  TICKLER,  YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

NORTH. 

German  literature,  Hal,  is  all  very  well  in  its  way,  and  Maga  was  the  first 
periodical  work  in  this  country  that  did  any  thing  like  justice  to  it.  She 
confined  not  herself  to  mere  criticism,  but  gave  specimens  —  translations  of 
many  of  the  finest  things  executed  in  the  finest  style  by  Lockhart,  DC 
Quincey,  Gillies,  Blair,  Mrs  Smythe,  Mrs  Busk,  and  other  ladies  and  gentle- 
men of  genius  and  erudition,  who  in  general  improved  upon  their  originals, 
often  changing  geese  into  swans,  and  barn-door  fowls  into  birds  of  Paradise. 

TICKLER. 

Some  years  having  elapsed  since  the  last  of  those  articles,  I  begin  to 
breathe  more  freely  now,  North,  in  reliance  on  your  promise  to  afflict  the 
world  no  more  with  such  visitations. 

NORTH. 

They  were  indeed  severe. 

TICKLER. 

Yet  such  is  the  natural  buoyancy  of  my  spirits,  that,  even  during  those 
dismal  days,  when  no  man  could  assure  himself  for  a  month  against  the 
Black  Vomit,  a  burst  of  sunshine  would  occasionally  make  me  happy  in  the 
midst  of  the  misery  of  all  your  readers  ;  or  if  happy  be  too  strong  a  word, 
pleased  with  life,  in  spite  of  the  liability  of  my  existence  to  the  embitter- 
ment  breathed  from  the  conviction,  too  often  recurring,  that  Goethe  was 
not  yet  dead,  but  growing  more  grievously  garrulous  as  he  continued  to 
write  his  way  to  the  grave. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

I  beseech  you,  Mr  Tickler,  not  to  be  so  sarcastic  on  "  The  Master." 

TICKLER. 

Aye,  there  is  an  appellation  sufficient  to  sicken  a  horse.  He  has  little 
credit  in  his  scholars,  for,  with  two  or  three  brilliant  exceptions,  they  are 
sumphs. 

NORTH. 

It  is  indeed  laughable  to  hear  obscure  and  muddy  dunces  acknowledge 
in  jargon  that  would  have  seemed  queer  even  among  the  builders  of  the 
Tower  of  Babel  on  the  day  of  the  confusion  of  tongues,  the  obligations 
their  intellects,  forsooth,  aye,  their  intellects,  labour  under  to  the  "  Illustri- 
ous Sage." 


694  Nodes  Ambrosiance.    No.  LXL  [April, 

TICKLER. 

Old  Humbug.  Such  jargon  is  not  so  laughable,  Kit,  as  loathsome.  The 
intellect  of  a  Fungus.  Thomas  Carlisle  I  excuse — he  is  entitled  to  be  crazy 
—being  a  man  of  genius. 

NORTH. 

And  of  virtue — as  Cowper  said  of  his  brother — "  a  man  of  morals  and  of 
manners  too !" 

TICKLER. 

But  oh !  sir,  the  impudent  stupidity  of  some  of  the  subscribers  to  that 
Signet-Seal ! 

NORTH. 

Hopeless  of  achieving  mediocrity  in  any  of  the  humbler  walks  of  their 
native  literature,  the  creatures  expect  to  acquire  character  by  acquaintance 
with  the  drivel  of  German  dotage ;  and,  going  at  once  to  the  fountain-head, 
gabble  about  Goethe.  "  The  Master  !"~Yes — and  I  beseech  you,  Hal,  look 
at  the  flunkies. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

In  the  soul  of  every  "  British  man"  delight  in  his  own  country's  genius 
ought,  I  grant,  to  be  paramount ;  nor  can  I  comprehend  how  idolatry 
of  Goethe  could  from  any  enlightened  mind  banish  worship  of  Shak- 
speare. 

NORTH. 

Superstition  sometimes  steals  into  consecrated  shrines,  Hal,  putting  to 
flight  religion. 

TICKLER. 

Oh !  the  old  Humbug  ! 

NORTH. 

Thomas  Carlisle,  my  lads,  has  a  soul  that  sees  all  that  is  good  and  great, 
beautiful  and  sublime,  in  the  works  of  inspiration.  And  old  Humbug,  as 
you  rightly  call  him,  Tickler,— Goethe, — is,  you  know,  a  man  of  extraordi- 
nary genius. 

TICKLER. 

I  know  no  such  thing,  North.  Millions  of  men  have  some  genius — thou- 
sands much — hundreds  more — scores  great — dozens  extraordinary — "  the 
stars  are  out  by  twos  and  threes"  "  in  the  highest  heaven  of  invention" — 
and  one  only — need  I  name  his  name — by  night  the  moon — by  day  the  sun 

— SHAK 

NORTH. 

SPEARE  ! 

TICKLER. 

Now,  why,  pray,  should  any  "  British  man,"  with  the  devotion  of  a 
disciple,  prefer  making  mental  pilgrimages  to  Weimar,  rather  than  to  Strat- 
ford-upon- Avon  ? 

NORTH. 

With  Thomas  Carlisle  obvious  is  the  reason.  Shakspeare  has  been  long 
enthroned  in  instellation.  The  glory  of  Goethe  is  yet— 

TICKLER. 
Won't  do— won't  do— 

NORTH. 

Carlisle's  eloquent  eulogiums  on  the  Man  of  many  Medals-— for  he  is  be- 
dizened, I  have  heard,  with  paltry  orders,  and  proud  as  a  Punch  of  knots 
of  ribbands — shew  that  his  fine  mind  is  more  possessed  by  the  author  of 
Faust  than  of  Hamlet,  of  Charlotte  and  Werter  than  of  Cordelia  and  Lear. 
He  always  writes  as  if 'twere  impossible  to  be  ignorant  of  Goethe  and  to 
know  Nature.  In  that  sphere  alone  will  his  mind  deign  to  move — nor  can 
you  deny,  North,  with  all  your  admiration  of  a  friend  so  admirable,  that 
he  cannot  conceal  his  pity,  perhaps  his  contempt,  for  all  whose  vision  is 
confined  within  the  limits  of  the  horizon  of  England's  poetry. 

NORTH. 

Enough.  No  man  need  be  melancholy  whose  spiritual  eyes  have  swept 
that  range.  Germany  cannot  bear  comparison — for  a  moment — in  great- 
ness— with  England,  Set  Shakspeare  aside— 


1832.]  Noctes  Ambrosiana.     No.LXr.  695 

TICKLER. 

Suppose  that  he  had  never  been  born !  Then  had  human  nature  not 
known  "  how  divine  a  thing  a  woman  may  be  made." 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

"  Two  will  I  mention  dearer  than  the  rest, 
The  gentle  Lady  married  to  the  Moor." 

NORTH. 
"  And  heavenly  Una  with  her  milk-white  Lamb  1" 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Bless  Wordsworth  for  the  exquisite  beauty  of  these  immortal  lines! 
They  link  him  with  the  poets  whose  divinest  creations  they  memorize — 
Shakspeare,  Spenser,  Wordsworth.— Knowing  well  their  works,  I  can  recon- 
cile myself  to  an  imperfect  knowledge  of  Goethe 

NORTH. 

"  The  Master" 

TICKLER. 

Oh !  the  Old  Humbug ! 

NORTH. 

Setting  Shakspeare  aside,  think  of  the  Old  English  Drama.  What  has 
Germany  to  shew  in  competition  with  that  glory  of  the  golden  days  of  good 
Queen  Bess  ? 

TICKLER. 

Golden  days,  indeed — before  and  after  the  rise  of  the  Virgin  Queen  of 
the  West,  whom  none  but  dolts  despise,  because  she  was  not  so  fair  as 
that  beautiful  Murderess 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Whom  she  beheaded. 

NORTH. 

Shew  me  the  German  Spenser 

TICKLER. 

The  High  Dutch  Fairy  Queen. 

NORTH. 

The  German  Milton. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Klopstock. 

NORTH. 

As  Coleridge  said,  "  a  very  German  Milton;  indeed  !" 

TICKLER. 

A  German  Dryden,  or  Pope.  All  the  fire  of  human  passion  that  ever 
burned  in  all  German  bards,  concentrated  into  one  focus,  would  be  extin- 
guished by  one  flash  from  the  Fables  of  glorious  John ;  and  indulge  me  so 
far  as  to  imagine  for  a  moment  their  misty  metaphysics  glimmering  beside 
the  clear  common  sense,  an  ethereal  brightness,  that  pervades,  like  cloudless 
daylight,  the  noble  Essay  on  Man! 

NORTH. 

Germany  has  never  had — nor  ever  will  have — her  Ramsay,  her  Burns, 
her  Bloomfield,  her  Hogg,  her  Cunningham,  her  Clare. 

TICKLER. 

Such  flowers  spring  not  from  her  sluggish  soil. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

"  Igneus  est  ollis  vigor  et  coelestis  origo." 

NORTH. 

These  are  the  representatives  of  the  genius  of  our  people.  The  "  school- 
master is  abroad  j"  but  he  made  not  these  men.  They  are  Nature's  chil- 
dren— and  she  gave  them  an  education  such  as  Saxon  never  had  by  the 
Rhine. 

TICKLER. 

Much  they  say  and  much  they  sing  of  that  river.  Its  water  seems  to  in- 
duce a  drowsiness  unfavourable  to  poetic  dreams — and  I  should  be  slow  to 
suffer  any  considerable  quantity  of  it  to  get  into  a  jug  of  toddy  intended 
for  my  own  tipple,  In  great  quantities,  it  would  kill  unchristened  Glenlivet. 


606  Noctes  Amlrosiana.    No.  LXI.  [April, 

NORTH. 

Germany  has  no  Crabbe.  There  is  not  sufficient  passion  in  all  her  lower 
orders  to  furnish  subject-matter  for  one  such  tale  as  those  in  which  that 
good  old  man  delighted,  so  full  at  times,  in  their  homeliness,  of  strong  or 
simple  pathos.  Of  what  variegated  texture,  rough  and  tough,  and  fitted 
for  the  wear  and  tear  of  this  weary  work-day  world,  is  the  web  of  life  in 
England,  that  it  could  furnish  such  patterns  to  such  a  poet !  The  hero  of 
one  of  his  most  touching  tales  is  absolutely  a  tailor,  who,  I  believe,  served 
his  time  with  Mr  Place. 

TICKLER. 

No  Dung,  but  a  Flint. 

NORTH. 

The  Germans  admire  Byron. 

TICKLER. 

And  Scott. 

NORTH. 

All  right.  But  do  they  understand  those  prevailing  poets  ?  Not  they. 
Byron  they  imagine  mystical — which  he  never  is ;  and  of  all  his  works  they 
least  esteem  the  noblest  far,  Childe  Harold.  But  where  is  the  German 
Byron?  That  is  the  question.  Such  a  "  child  of  strength  and  state  "—they 
cannot  shew  among  all  their  nobles.  Yet  probably  Puckler  Muskaw  con- 
ceits that  he  is  like  Don  Juan. 

TICKLER. 

There's  a  vulgar  beast. 

NORTH. 

Very. 

TICKLER. 

Begotten — one  might  conjecture — by  some  grovelling  Irish  bog-trotter 
on  the  body  of  some  burgomaster's  Frow,  who  had  shifted  in  her  wanton 
widowhood  from  Amsterdam  to  Vienna. 

NORTH. 

The  Baron  de  la  Motte  Fouque  and  his  wife — I  mention  their  names 
with  the  utmost  kindness — are  all  that  Germany  has  got  to  shew  by  way  of 
Sir  Walter  Scott — they  are  her  "  mighty  magician." 

TICKLER. 

Like  a  big  boy  and  a  grown  girl  riding  on  sticks — equally  astride — in  imi- 
tation of  knights  at  a  tourney. 

NORTH. 

And  no  bad  imitation  either — the  cane  worthy  of  the  Cavalier — and  the 
mop  a  palfrey  suitable  to  his  lady-love,  who  scorneth  a  side-saddle. 

TICKLER. 

Of  all  German  poets,  Schiller  is  the  best.  His  Wallenstein  is  a  fine 
drama. 

NORTH. 

It  is ;  but  rather  the  work  of  a  great  mind  than  of  a  great  genius.  His 
soul  was  familiar  with  exalted  sentiments,  and  beheld  the  grandeur  of  the 
character  of  him  he  chose  to  be  his  hero.  But  Schiller  had  not  a  creative 
imagination.  If  he  had,  it  at  least  gave  forth  few  products;  his  muse  had 
to  follow  the  muse  of  history;  and  even  then  had  power  given  to  her 
over  no  wide  range  of  events  or  variety  of  characters.  He  was  no  Shak- 
speare. 

TICKLER. 

With  more  philosophy,  he  was  in  other  respects  not  superior,  perhaps,  to 
Otway  or  Rowe. 

NORTH. 

And  in  many  respects  inferior  to  both  those  best  dramatists  of  our  middle 
tragic  school. 

NORTH. 

If  the  Germans  really  were  what  their  most  enthusiastic  admirers  imagine 
them  to  be,  they  would  worship  Wordsworth,  the  most  philosophical  of 
poets.  But  they  do  not.  Some  of  his  lyrical  ballads  are  esteemed  for. 


1831.]  Nodes  Ambrosidna.    Xo.  LXL  697 

their  simplicity,  and  not  for  the  beautiful  pathos  in  which  they  are  steeped, 
like  violets  in  dew,  "by  the  mossy  stone,  half  hidden  to  the  eye  ;"  but  few 
have  read  more  than  extracts  from  the  Excursion.  His  poetry  is  too  true 
to  universal  nature,  to  be  understood  by  the  disciples  of  "  the  Master." 
He  is  a  magician — but  has  no  dealings  with  the  devil.  He  confines  himself 
to  earth  and  heaven. 

TICKLER. 
And  leaves  the  Gentleman  in  Black  to  George  Cruikshank. 

NORTH. 

His  angels  and  fiends  are  human  Thoughts  and  Feelings,  and  he  can 
awake  them  at  will  from  the  umbrage  of  the  old  Rydal  woods. 

TICKLER. 
Young  Gentleman  I  are  you  dumb  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

No,  sir— nor  deaf.  But  my  knowledge  of  German  literature,  poetry,  and 
philosophy,  is  but  slight — and  through  the  medium  chiefly  of  translation — 
and  I  hope  that  I  know  when  it  is  my  duty  to  be  silent.  To  listen  to  such 
speakers,  is  to  learn. 

NORTH. 

We  have  a  host  of  illustrious  living  poets  besides  the  few  I  have  alluded 
to,  to  whom  Germany  can  shew  no  equals — Southey,  Coleridge,  Camp- 
bell  

TICKLER. 

We  are  their  superiors  out  and  out  in  criticism,  and  in  the  Philosophy 
of  Taste. 

NORTH. 

And  in  all  the  Fine  Arts,  except  music.  There  they  excel — why  or  where- 
fore I  know  not — but  music,  though  celestial,  is  sensuous  rather  than  intel- 
lectual or  moral,  and  is  a  mystery,  from  Handel  and  the  organ,  to  the 
black  servant  of  the  late  Sir  Michael  Fleming  and  the  Jew's  harp. 

TICKLER. 
The  Germans  are  dabs  in  Divinity. 

NORTH. 
Yes— dabs. 

TICKLER. 

Michaelis  and  Eichhorn  and 

NORTH. 

Whish.  Jeremy  Taylor,  Isaac  Barrow,  and  old  South,  knew  more  "  of 
man  and  nature  and  of  human  life,"  and  of  the  BIBLE  WHICH  is  THE  BOOK, 

than  all  the  German  Theologians 

TICKLER. 

That  ever  grunted. 

NORTH. 

I  call  upon  Thomas  Carlisle  to  contradict  Christopher  North  and  Timo- 
thy Tickler. 

TICKLER. 

He  can't.  And  then,  O  mercy!  what  shoals  of  silly,  shallow,  shilly-shal- 
lyers  in  all  the  inferior  grades  of  the  subordinate  departments  of  the  low- 
est walks  of  literature  overflow  all  the  land ;  flocking  annually  to  the  great 
fair  of  Leipsic  to  deposit  their  spawn  upon  the  stalls  ! 

NORTH. 

A  flitter  of  spawn  that,  unvivified  by  genial  spirit,  seems  to  give  for  a 
time  a  sort  of  ineffectual  crawl,  and  then  subsides  into  stinking  stillness,  un- 
productive of  so  much  as  the  scriggle  of  a  single  tadpole.  I  shall  take  a 
sweeping  survey  soon,  in  a  series  of  articles— 

TICKLER. 

Oh!  not         ies  1 

NORTH. 

Of  the  German  mind.  In  Natural  History  they  have  done  a  good  deal 
—a  good  deal,  too,  in  illustration  of  the  Classics— 


698  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LXt  [April, 

TICKLER. 

I  back  Bentley,  Person,  and  Parr,  against  Wolfe,  Heyne,  and  Herman. 

But  what  will  you  make  of  their  metaphysicians,  Kit,  Schelling,  Kant 

NORTH. 

Shew  that  they  are  as  mice  to  men,  when  compared  with  Bacon,  Berkeley, 
Locke,  Hume,  and  Reid,  whom  they  plunder,  rob,  murder,  and  in  vain  try 
to  bury  in  mud— 

TICKLER. 

Come,  come,  we  must  loosen  the  tongue  of  this  younker.  Yet  it  may  be 
perilous  to  set  it  going ;  for  good  listeners  are  sometimes,  when  solicited  to 
open,  interminable  talkers — and  we  sup  at  ten. 

NORTH. 

I  love  the  society  of  young  people.    What  is  your  age,  Hal  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Twenty-one. 

NORTH. 

Youth's  glorious  prime.  Child — boy — lad — youth — man — all  in  one. 
Passions  keen  but  unpolluted — sensibility  sound  but  delicate — imagination 
bright  and  bold  as  an  angel's  wing — reason  strong  in  intuition — the  light  of 
the  soul  tender  as  dawn,  clear  as  morn,  and  shining  more  and  more  unto 
the  meridian  lustre  of  the  perfect  day.  Twenty-one  !  and  you  and  I,  Ti- 
mothy, both  entering  on  our 

TICKLER. 

Whish.    Curse  chronology  when  it  becomes  personal. 

NORTH. 

Thine,  O  Hal,  is  the  world  of  Hope — ours  of  Memory — the  dazzling 
lights  of  nature  all  are  thine — ours,  alas  !  but  the  pensive  shadows  ! 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

I  am  ambitious,  sir,  to  attempt  an  Essay  on  Hope  for  Maga— 

TICKLER. 

Oh!  Oh!  Oh!  Sink  the  shop. 

NORTH. 

An  Essay  on  Hope  ?  First,  perhaps,  of  a  series— No.  I.  on  the  Passions  ? 
In  verse  or  prose  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

In  prose,  Sir. 

TICKLER. 

In  the  true  Blackwoodian  style— full  of  the  splendida  vitia  of  the  au- 
thor  

NORTH. 

Silence,  Tim. 

TICKLER. 

Of 

NORTH. 

Silence,  you  sinner. 

TICKLER. 
NORTH. 

Whish.  Let  me  suggest  a  few  hints,  Hal,  which  you  can  expand  and 
work  up  into  a  regular  philosophical  disquisition. 

TICKLER. 

Alas  !  alas !  poor  young  gentleman  I  and  is  thine — with  its  fine,  free,  bold 

sunny  smile — the  face  of  a  wretch  doomed  to  be a  contributor  !  I  pity 

your  poor  mother. 

NORTH. 

Yes,  my  good  boy,  Hope  is,  as  David  Hume  I  believe  says,  though  I  for- 
get perhaps  his  precise  words,  Joy  alternating  with  and  overpowering  Mis- 
trust. The  Joy  which  is  produced  by  the  possession  of  the  Good,  by  the 
immediate  foresight  of  its  possession,  and  by  the  trusting  expectation,  is  es- 
sentially the  same  Joy.  Is  it  not  so,  my  son  ? 


1832.]  Nodes  Atnbrosiana.     No.  L'Xl.  699 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

I  cannot  doubt  it,  sir.  Your  explanations  of  all  states  of  mind  are  equally 
perspicuous  and  profound.  I 

TICKLER. 

Socrates  and  Alcibiades  ! 

NORTH. 

Silence,  sir.  It  has  been  commonly  and  truly  said,  my  dear  boy,  that 
Hope  attends  us  through  life.  It  may  be  likened  in  this  respect  to  that 
supposed  good  Genius,  or  Guardian  Angel,  which  has  been  thought  to  be 
attached  to  every  human  being  at  his  birth,  and  faithfully  to  accompany 
him  till  he  drops  into  the  grave. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

And  then,  sir, 

Hope,  with  uplifted  foot,  set  free  from  earth, 
Pants  for  the  place  of  her  ethereal  birth  ; 
On  steady  wings  sails  through  the  immense  abyss, 
Plucks  amaranthine  flowers  from  bowers  of  bliss, 
And  crowns  the  soul,  while  yet  a  mourner  here, 
With  wreaths  like  those  triumphant  spirits  wear. 

TICKLER. 

Well  recited,  Hal,  though  with  somewhat  of  a  sing-song,  after  the  lilting 
elocution  of  the  Lakers. 

NORTH. 

So  should  such  poetry  be  said  and  sung — elevated  in  musical  modulation, 
in  which  the  harmony  of  the  verse  flows  sweetly  and  strongly  along,  like 
the  composite  voice  of  a  river  that  loses  not  the  undertone  of  still  streams 
and  murmuring  shallows  even  in  the  mellowed  thunder  of  its  waterfalls. 

TICKLER. 

Pretty  enough  image,  and  not  unillustrative — yet  if  sifted,  probably  non- 
sense. What  are  you  glowering  at,  you  young  gawpus  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Beg  your  pardon,  sir.    But  to  hear  such  a  word  applied,  even  in  jest, 


TICKLER. 

Downright,  absolute  nonsense.  Have  you  the  vanity  to  believe,  lad,  that 
you  spout  like  the  Tweed  ?  I  would  have  you  to  know,  boy,  that  he  is  no 
Methodist  Preacher. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN  {smiling  through  a  blush.) 

TICKLER. 

No  farther  apology,  child.  Your  style  of  recitation,  though  peculiar,  is 
not  unpleasant — like  the  drone  of  the  bagpipe.  But  remember  that  there 
are  other  kinds  of  music  besides  the  Coronach.  The  lays,  though  solemn, 
were  not  lugubrious — liker  a  hymn  than  a  dirge — yet  you  wailed  them  as 
if  at  a  funeral. 

NORTH. 

He  recited  the  lines  like  a  young  poet—-"  most  musical,  most  melan- 
choly,"-—like  a  nightingale  singing  to  the  stars. 

TICKLER. 

Meanwhile  I  shall  replenish  the  jug. 

NORTH. 

Hope  is  often  spoken  of,  my  dear  Henry,  as  the  chief  good  of  life,  with- 
out which  it  would  be  miserable,  since  there  is  so  little  of  actual  good 
given  to  it;  so  little  in  possession;  but  Hope,  the  promiser  of  good  never 
or  seldom  realized,  beguiles  us  of  our  real  cares,  and  blesses  us,  it  is  said, 
with  a  delusive  happiness. 

TICKLER. 

The  sugar. 

NORTH. 

But  believe,  on  the  word  of  an  old  man,  that  this  is  false  and  ungrateful 
doctrine.  This  life  is  full  of  enjoyment,  Hal,  to  those  who  do  not  destroy 


700  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LXL  [April, 

enjoyment  by  restless  and  intense  desires,    But  it  is  true  that  Hope  covers 
from  us  much  of  the  calamity  of  life — sometimes  by  a  golden  mist— — 

TICKLER  (bruising  the  lumps.) 
Which  is  any  thing  but  a  Scotch  one. 

NORTH. 

Yet  this  is  not  so  much  by  nursing  in  us  fallacious  expectations,  as  by 
true  anticipations,  speaking  generally,  of  the  longed-for  Future. 

TICKLER. 

True  it  is,  and  of  verity,  that  Hope  meddles  not  with  the  Past. 

NORTH. 

She  does.  She  brightens  her  to-morrows  with  the  sunrises  of  yester* 
days 

TICKLER. 

A  commonplace  truth  in  queer  apparel — like  a  sumph  at  a  masquerade 
in  the  character  of  a  sage. 

NORTH. 

Some  minds  perhaps  there  are,  my  son,  but  yours  I  know  is  not  among 
the  number,  that  are  fed  chiefly  on  fallacious  hope.  They  are  bent  with 
eager  and  passionate  desire  on  some  object  which  is  hardly  within  their 
reach,  and  make  it  the  chief  or  sole  purpose  of  their  life.  Their  pleasure, 
perhaps,  is  more  in  desire  than  enjoyment,  and  the  hopes  which  lead  them 
on  they  do  not  attain.  They  pursue  a  preternatural  chase,  in  which  phan- 
toms dance  before  their  eyes,  and  elude  their  grasp.  This  chase  is  rightly 
compared  to  the  race  of  a  child  pursuing  the  rainbow, 

TICKLER. 

I  remember  having  more  than  once  catched  a  rainbow ;  one,  in  parti- 
cular, that  appeared  to  arch  half  the  Highlands.  By  a  dexterous  counter- 
march, I  cut  it  off  from  the  sea,  and  turned  it,  towards  the  evening,  into 
Glenco.  I  caught  it  on  the  cliff,  and  by  the  clutch  disturbed  a  sleeping 
eagle,  who,  with  a  crash  of  wings,  had  nearly  driven  me  into  that  black 
pool — before,  with  a  calm  sugh  majestically  oversailing  the  woods  of  Bal- 
lehulish,  he  vanished  in  the  sunset  beyond  the  rim  of  the  sea. 

NORTH. 

Tim  ! — But  these  surely  are  a  small  portion  of  human  kind.  And  even 
to  these,  if  the  whole  play  and  power  of  their  minds  could  be  discovered  and 
analyzed,  it  would  appear  that  though  brighter  objects  which  have  captiva- 
ted their  imagination,  are  of  this  nature,  unrealized,  and  leading  them  on 
with  all  illusion  of  hope, yet  that  to  them  too,  insubordinate  forms,  and  in 
the  continual  process  of  life,  Hope  serves  as  a  spring  of  energy,  not  by  its 
delusive  and  distant  allurements,  but  by  constant  anticipations  constantly 
realized.  For  in  the  vain  pursuit  of  one  great  unattainable  object,  how 
many  thousand  subordinate  objects,  my  dear  boy,  are  attained  I  each  of 
them  inspiring  the  spirit  with  its  own  delight !  Is  it  not  so  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

I  am  sure  it  is  so,  sir. 

NORTH. 


dazzling  possibili 

human  being  with  all  his  powers  along  his  destined  path  in  the  world,  and 
forget  its  daily  and  assiduous  service,  when  it  urges  on  and  sustains  the 
heart  at  every  moment  with  immediate  expectations  justified  by  reason  in 
their  joy.  I  speak  this  to  you,  young  man,  for  I  see,  nor  am  I  sad  to  see  it, 
that  thou  art  an  enthusiast. 

TICKLER,     (emptying  his  tumbler.) 

Nay— that  old  proser  must  not  have  all  the  talk.  Is  it  not  Hope,  my  boy, 
that  commits  the  seed  to  the  earth,  that  rejoices  in  the  sun  and  shower,  and 
watches  over  the  growing  harvest?  That  sees  the  braird  in  the  seed — the 
sheaf  in  the  braird— and  in  the  sheaf  the  quartern  loaf  surrounded  in  his 
sovereignty  by  his  tributary  rolls  ? 


1832.]  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.LXL  701 

NORTH. 

Is  it  not  Hope  that  freights  the  vessel,  and  long  afterwards  looks  into  the 
sky  for  the  winds  that  are  to  fill  its  homeward  sails  ? 

TICKLER. 

Tis  your  turn  soon,  Harry— tip  us  a  touch. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN  (bashfully.} 

Is  it  not  Hope  that  plies  the  humblest  trade  which  earns  bread  for  human 
lips  ? 

TICKLER. 

Good. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN  (more  boldly.) 

Not  Hope  distant  and  fallacious,  but  present  and  sustaining,  still  fulfilled 
and  rarely  deceived — the  calm,  rational,  solacing  forethought  of  prosperous 
success,  of  good  speed  granted  to  present  toil,  the  vital  spirit  of  homely  in- 
dustry— the — the 

TICKLER. 

Stop— don't  stutter, 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

The  song  of  the  heart  which  beguiles  the  hours  of  labour,  and  like  the 
lays  of  the  lark  more  joyful  the  nearer  heaven. 

TICKLER. 
North— my  old  boy  ?    Eh  ? 

NORTH. 

Well-Harry  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

The  poor  man  sees  his  wife's  and  child's  face  before  him  in  his  solitary 
toils — in  the  silent  thoughts  of  his  unrelaxing  employment — while  they  are 
preparing  his  meal  for  him  in  his  cottage,  and  the  little  one  is  about  to  take 
it  to  her  father  in  the  field  during  the  midday  hour  of  rest — and — and — 
Hope— 

NORTH. 

Yes— my  dear  boy 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Is  religion,  as,  with  the  pretty  child  sitting  beside  him  with  the  basket  on 
her  lap,  he  blesses  ere  he  breaks  the  bread,  and  includes  her  and  her  mo- 
ther in  his  prayer. 

TICKLER. 

Aye,  there  is  something  very  touching,  my  laddie,  in  the  thought  of  the 
children  of  poor  people,  sons  and  daughters,  separated  from  their  parents 
in  very  early  life,  and  working  far  off,  perhaps  on  very  small  wages,  laying 

by  a  little  pose,  even  out  of  such  earnings,  to  help  them  in  their  old  age 

NORTH. 

What  an  exquisite  line  that  is,  in  the  "  Cottar's  Saturday  Night,"  and  how 
the  heart  of  Burns  must  have  burned  within  him,  as  the  feeling  was  parent 
to  the  thought,  and  beautified  the  vision  of  the  cottage-girl,  that  will  live 
for  ever  in  that  simple  strain, 

"  AND  DEPOSIT  HER  SAIR-WON  PENNY-FEE  !" 
TICKLER. 

Hope  trims  the  student's  midnight  lamp. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Rocks  the  cradle. 

NORTH. 

.      Digs  the  grave. 

TICKLER. 

And  into  each  successive  tumbler  drops  the  sugar — plump  after  plump 
—just  so.  (mingles.) 

NORTH. 

In  this  view  of  human  life,  the  nature  of  Hope  may  be  said  to  be  this—- 
that man  is  dependant  for  all  issues,  partly  on  himself,  and  partly  on  uncom- 
manded  events ;  he  has,  therefore,  in  his  own  true  and  good  exertion  a 
ground  of  trust,  and  in  the  uncertainty  of  all  human  events  a  ground  of 
fear  j  hence  his  always  fluctuating,  yet  still  rising  hope— like  the  flow  of 


702  Nodes  Ambrosiance.    No.  LXI.  [April, 

the  tide,  where  every  wave  that  advances  falls  back,  and  yet  the  waters  still 
swell  on  the  shore, 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Sometimes,  sir,  the  soul  seems  to  itself  like  the  sea-sand,  cold,  bleak,  and 
desolate;  but  in  a  few  hours  it  overflows  with  joy,  just  as  does  that  bay, 
when  the  tide  has  again  reached  the  shell-wreaths  on  the  silvery  shore, 
— and  on  the  merry  music  of  the  breaking  billows  the  sunny  sails  of  long- 
absent  ships  are  seen  coming  homewards  from  the  main. 

NORTH. 

Yes — just  so,  my  young  Poet.  And  as  thou  art  a  young  Poet,  though  I 
have  seen  none  of  thy  verses,  what  sayest  thou  of  that  Hope  which  is  more 
airy  and  illusive ;  that  visionary  Hope  which  adorns  the  distance  of  life, 
filling  the  mind  with  bright  imagery  of  unattainable  good,  promising  grati- 
fication to  desires  which  cannot  be  realized  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

I  fear  to  speak — I  love  to  listen, 

NORTH. 
And  I,  Hal,  am  on  the  verge— I  know— I  feel  it— of  garrulous  old  age. 

TICKLER. 

Which  verge  ? 

NORTH. 

The  mind,  my  son,  cannot  rest,  for  it  was  not  made  to  rest,  in  realities. 
It  lives  on  the  Future  even  more  than  on  the  Present.  It  lives  by  Hope 
even  more  than  enjoyment.  How  then  shall  Reason  confine  that  spirit 
which  is  to  live  in  the  future,  to  the  unknown  realities  even  of  the  future  ? 
It  cannot — we  must  hope  beyond  the  truth. 

TICKLER. 

Don't  puzzle  the  boy,  North. 

NORTH. 

I  am  not  puzzling  the  boy,  Tickler.    Am  I,  Hal  ? 

YOUNG.  GENTLEMAN. 

Not  yet,  sir. 

NORTH. 

Why  flies  the  mind  into  the  future  ?  Because  it  is  an  escape  from  the 
present.  The  mind  is  thereby  relieved  from  the  immediate  consciousness  of 
all  bitterness,  restraint,  irksomeness,  disappointment,  sorrow,  fear,  which 
may  be  in  the  present.  And  that  is  one  reason,  strong  as  a  storm,  to  drive 
the  mind,  on  the  wings  of  hope,  soft  as  a  dove's,  bold  as  an  eagle's,  into  the 
future. 

TICKLER. 

Speak  plain,  Christopher.  Remember  you  are  not  a  young  poet,  but  an 
old  proser. 

NORTH. 

Another  reason  is,  my  dear  boy,  that  the  whole  of  life  which  is  yet  unact  • 
ed  and  uncertain,  lies  in  the  future.  Man  looks  on  that  part  of  his  life 
which  is  yet  before  him,  as  a  gamester  looks  on  the  remaining  throws  of 
his  game. 

TICKLER. 

Aye — what  shall  the  hours  bring  forth  ?  From  the  bosom  of  futurity 
Fortune  throws  her  black  and  white  lots. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

How  throbbed  my  little  heart  with  hopes  and  fears, 
To  learn  the  colour  of  my  future  years  ! 

TICKLER. 

There  again— why  you  drawled  that  like  a  Presbyterian  precentor  giving 
out  the  lines  of  a  psalm. 

NORTH. 

The  past  is  over,  and  has  less  than  imagination  and  desire ;  but  the  fu- 
ture is  yet  undetermined,  and  is  equal  to  their  largest  measure.  With 
whatever  passion,  therefore,  Oh  !  Hal !  thy  soul  hangs  upon  this  life,  with 
that  passion  will  it  hang  on  the  yet^undeeided  future. 


1832.]  Noctes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LXL  703 

TICKLER. 

So  must  it  be  with  all  men — to  their  grand  climacteric. 

NORTH. 

Does  he  long  for  those  pleasures  which  fortune  may  give  ?  Then  he  looks 
into  that  future  which  is  still  under  the  dominion  of  fortune. 

TICKLER. 

Does  he  desire  that  good  which  depends  upon  himself — his  own  achieve- 
ments, his  own  virtues  ?  He  will  look  into  that  future  which  he  can  fill 
with  his  powers,  because,  Hal,  and  Kit,  there  is  no  reality  there  to  give 
him  the  lie.  But  in  the  present  he  meets  with  many  things  to  make  him 
sing  small — and  for  my  single  self,  gents,  I  confess,  that  though  six  feet  four 
on  my  worsteds,  on  looking  back  on  the  Timothy  of  the  past,  he  seems  di- 
minished to  his  head,  a  Pech  among  the  pigmies. 

NORTH. 

Then  think,  my  excellent  young  friend,  that  all  present  action  tends  to  the 
future.  It  springs  up  and  ripens  in  the  future.  In  itself  the  present  is 
nothing  j  it  is  subservient  only  to  the  years  to  come. 

TICKLER. 

Alas !  alas !  North — methinks — me  feels — that  my  whole  life  has  been 
but  a  disconnected  series  of  broken  fragments. 

NORTH. 

So  oft  do  I.  But  in  the  presence  of  this  eaglet  here,  my  youth  is  mo- 
mentarily restored,  and  like  a  swan,  whose  plumage,  though  tempest-proof, 
is  yet  softer  than  the  snow,  I  seem  to  have  alighted  from  some  far-off  clime 
on  the  bosom  of  a  pellucid  stream,  winding  away  from  its  source  among  the 
mountains,  till  the  region  around  grows  magnificent  with  forest-woods. 

TICKLER. 
Said  you,  sir,  a  swan  ? 

NORTH. 

No  sneers,  sir ;  original  sin  never  seems  so  baleful  as  in  a  sneer.  Adam 
did  not  sneer  till  long  after  the  fall.  Not  till  he  had  outlived  both  remorse 
and  penitence,  did  the  old  sinner  grow  satirical. 

TICKLER. 
I  meant  no  offence,  and  ask  your  pardon. 

NORTH. 

Granted.  We  speak  of  man,  my  dear  Timothy,  as  discontented,  and  re- 
vile him,  because,  when  the  time  of  enjoyment  is  come,  he  still  looks,  as 
before,  into  the  future.  Why,  I  say  to  you,  Hal,  that  is  the  nobleness  of 
his  nature.  He  is  a  being  of  action  ;  and  every  step  of  his  progress  only 
discovers  to  him  wider  and  farther  regions  of  his  action  lying  outstretched 
before  him,  still  or  stormy  as  the  sea. 

TICKLER. 

I  wonder  how  many  thousand  times,  during  our  innumerable  Noctes, 
you  have  taken  in  vain  the  name  of  Neptune. 

NORTH. 

It  don't  matter.  Yes,  my  fine  young  fellow,  man  can  measure  the  present, 
but  he  always  feels  that  on  the  present  the  unmeasured  future  rests.  To 
him,  a  being  of  powerful  and  ever- enlarging  action,  the  hour  ministers  to 
the  years.  In  the  moment  he  thinks  for  eternity ! 

TICKLER. 

You  have  proved  your  point,  Kit.     Man's  real  action,  you  have  shown, 
and  well  too,  even  eloquently,  by  its  own  necessary  tendency  and  nature, 
-carries  the  mind  into  unreal  futurity.     What  say  you  to  all  this,  younker  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

I  listen  with  delight. 

NORTH. 

Once  carried  into  the  future,  are  there  not  reasons  enow  why  the  mind 
should  believe  in  impossibilities?  What  shall  bind  down  its  belief?  It 
seeks  enlargement.  Here,  in  this  waking  work-day-world  of  ours,  we  are 
humbled  in  our  will.  It  is  subjected — not  predominant.  But  from  that 
thraldom  we  take  refuge  in  the  free  unbounded  future.  There  we  can  feel 
our  virtues  without  our  frailties ;  there  we  can  exert  our  powers  unfettered 


704  Nodes  Ambrosiance.    No.  LXI.  [April, 

by  our  weaknesses ;  there  we  can  mould  even  the  capriciousness  of  fortune 
and  the  course  of  events  to  our  will;  there  we  can  act  and  command  suc- 
cess ;  there  we  can  wish,  and  sure  is  the  consummation ;  there  are  we  lords 
indeed  of  our  own  life  and  our  own  destiny;  and  there  may  we  sit  on  gor- 
geous thrones  of  state,  overshadowed  by  immortal  laurels. 

TICKLER. — (To  Hal  aside.} 
Cut. 

NORTH. 

Thus  the  mind  for  its  own  wilful  gratification,  my  dear  young  friend, 
overleaps  impossibility  ;  it  has  power  given  to  it  over  the  future — it  uses  it 
lavishly  for  its  own  delight — and  in  the  intoxication  of 

TICKLER — (SOMO  VOC6.). 

Yes — cut  to  a  moral. 

NORTH. 

What?  what  if  this  be  carried  to  excess  ?  Yet  is  it  to  a  certain  degree 
unavoidable — and  I  fear  not  to  say  to  you,  Hall,  necessary ;  for  the  know- 
ledge of  that  which  will  be,  would  often  crush  the  heart  with  its  own  worth- 
lessness  and  impotence.  The  knowledge  of  that  which  is  possible,  would 
be  premature,  and  blighting  wisdom. 

TICKLER. 

Dangerous  doctrine,  North,  thus  infused  into  the  ardent  spirit  of  an  en- 
thusiastic youth. 

NORTH. 

No — safe  and  salutary.  Let  the  young  heart,  I  say,  strive  awhile  with 
impossibilities  ;  and  do  the  utmost  for  itself  that  nature  will  permit.  It  is 
only  by  hoping  beyond  nature,  that  it  can  ever  reach  at  last  to  the  utmost 
grandeur  of  nature. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Yes,  sir;  thus  may  it  be  said  that  the  soul's  first  reason  for  hoping  beyond 
possibility  is  the  force  of  its  own  great  desires. 

TICKLER. 
As  the  old  cock  crows,  the  young  chick— 

NORTH. 

Aye,  Hal ;  and  the  second,  my  dear  lad,  is  its — Ignorance.  For  how 
should  it  know  these  limits  ?  That  is  what  it  has  yet  to  learn.  It  may  err 
as  much  in  anticipating  as  in  overlooking  them ;  it  may  imagine  impossibi- 
lities where  they  do  not  exist.  It  may  yield  to  difficulties  which  it  might 
have  overcome.  The  future,  oh  !  thou  enlightened  lad  !  is,  in  the  truest 
sense  of  the  word,  uncertain ;  for  not  only  are  the  events  which  may  be 
dealt  to  us  unknown,  but,  Hal,  the  measure  of  our  powers  is  undeter- 
mined, till  we  exert  them;  they  are  greater  or  less  by  our  own  act ;  and  by 
that  mystery  of  mysteries,  our  own  free  will. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

It  makes  me  happy,  sir,  to  hear  you  own  that  creed. 

NORTH. 

It  makes  me  happy,  Hal — for  I  loved  your  father— to  see  that  thy  soul, 
my  dear  boy,  is  alive  to — Admiration. 

TICKLER. 

What  do  you  mean,  old  man  ? 

NORTH. 

Admiration,  Timotheus,  is  an  act  of  the  understanding ;  but  of  the  un- 
derstanding acting  in  concert  with  various  emotions. 

TICKLER. 
Umph. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

I  do  indeed  devoutly  trust  that  my  mind  will  never  be  induced  to  think 
and  feel  on  the  principle  of  "  Nil  admirari." 

NORTH. 

It  does  my  heart  good  to  look  on  the  open  and  glowing  countenance  of 
a  youth  with  thy  endowments,  Hal,  about  to  start  on  the  career  of  rejoi- 
cing life.  Vividly  dost  thou  feel  now,  my  son,  that  man  is  a  being  placed 
in  the  midst  of  a  system  ordained  by  divine  wisdom  and  goodness,  inhabit- 


1832.]  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LXI.  703 

ing  a  world  full  of  wonder  and  beauty,  which  in  every  part  is  indeed 
but  a  manifestation  to  human  sense  of  the  wisdom  and  goodness  in  which 
it  was  made.  When,  therefore,  he  opens  the  eye  of  his  understanding  to 
receive  the  impressions  that  will  flow  in  upon  him  from  all  surrounding 
things,  from  works  so  framed  it  is  that  all  these  impressions  come. 

TICKLER. 

Beware  of  preaching,  Kit. 

NORTH. 

But  to  fit  him  for  such  contemplations,  Hal.  are  given  him,  not  only 
senses  to  perceive,  and  intellect  to  comprehend,  but  the  faculties  of  delight 
and  admiration,  without  which  sense  and  intellect  were  vain. 

TICKLER. 

Are  you,  sir,  the  author  of  the  Natural  History  of  Enthusiasm  ? 

NORTH. 

I  wish  I  were.  This  is  the  source  from  which  the  nobler  delight  of 
knowledge  springs — admiration  blending  in  all  unpolluted,  unperverted 
minds,  with  the  impressions  of  sense,  and  the  workings  of  intellectual 
power — a  spirit,  my  son,  which  may  it  live  vivid  and  inviolate  in  thy 
bosom  to  thy  dying  day ! 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

As  I  am  sure,  sir,  it  will  in  yours—and  glorify  to  your  closing  eyes  the 
last  setting  sun. 

NORTH. 

Good  lad.  He,  Hal,  who  resolves  by  powerful  agencies  the  combinations 
of  bodies,  and  forces  their  elements  to  discover  themselves  to  his  sight;  he 
who  lays  bare  with  delicate  anatomy  the  structure  of  an  insect's  wing;  and 
he  who  compasses  and  scans  in  thought  the  motion  of  worlds;  he,  too,  who 
surveys  the  soul  of  man  with  all  its  passions  and  powers,  and  learns  to  ob- 
serve the  laws  of  the  moral  world,  all  are  led  on  by  the  same  wonder 
blending  with  their  knowledge ;  the  admiration  of  beauty  and  of  wisdom 
exalts  their  intelligence,  and  science,  poetry,  and  piety,  become  one,  in  that 
mood  which  makes  us  feel  our  connexion  with  our  native  heaven. 

TICKLER. 

You  must  be  the  author  of  the  Natural  History  of  Enthusiasm. 

NORTH. 

Well — I  am — and  of  the  Saturday  Evening — two  noble  productions.  Who, 
Hal,  has  heard  the  deeds  of  his  country's  heroes  told  in  the  rudest  simplest 
phrase?  Who  has  ever  read  the  tale  of  some  gallant  crew  sailing  on  bold 
discovery  through  unknown  seas,  or  of  humble  good  men,  cheerfully  bear- 
ing a  hard  lot,  contented  while  they  could  impart  wisdom,  virtue,  or  suc- 
cour under  hard  necessity  to  the  wants  of  others  ?  Who  has  ever  con- 
templated high  qualities  of  any  kind  in  the  minds  of  his  fellow-men,  and 
not  known — as  you  have,  my  bright  boy,  many  million  times — that  emo- 
tion of  admiration  with  which  the  mere  conception  of  excellence  is  formed, 
and  that  transport  of  sympathy  and  love  which  attends  it  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

'Tis  kindled  now,  sir,  by  your  noble  words. 

NORTH. 

Yes,  Hal,  with  no  other  spirit  leading  you  along  but  your  mind's  gene- 
rous admiration,  you  feel,  I  know  you  do,  the  transport  of  affection  towards 
one  and  then  towards  another  of  those  great  creatures  whose  works  have 
guarded  their  memory  from  oblivion.  Now  towards  some  sage  who  for- 
sook the  splendours  of  this  world  to  devote  his  soul  to  the  meditative  dis- 
covery of  truth,  and  his  life  to  imparting  it  in  his  precepts  for  the  instruc- 
tion of  dark  and  bewildered  men ;  now  towards  some  warrior,  whose  great 
soul  sustained  the  fortunes  of  his  country  on  his  single  arm,  and  whose 
courage  and  achievements  were  equal  to  the  weight  laid  upon  them;  now 
to  him  whose  genius  reared  temples  and  statues  ennobling  the  land,  or 
whose  voice  sung  the  deeds  to  which  the  land  had  given  birth ;  now  to 
some  mighty  ruler,  who  swayed  the  spirits  of  a  fierce  intractable  nation^by 
the  wisdom  of  his  controlling  will ;  now  to  some  lawgiver,  who  left  the  im- 
press of  his  own  mind  on  that  of  his  people;  now  to  some  sufferer  in  a 

VOL,  XXXI.  NO.  CXCIII.  2  Z 


706  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LXl.  [April, 

righteous  cause,  who  counted  his  life  nothing  in  comparison  with  that  pure 
good  for  which  he  cheerfully  resigned  it;  to  all  these,  thou,  O  Hal,  dost 
give,  by  turns,  thy  love  and  the  transport  of  thy  desire,  because  to  all  does 
thy  soul  give  its  passionate  admiration. 

TICKLER. 

Now,  draw  your  breath,  and  permit  me  to  attempt  a  slight  sentiment.  It 
is  by  this  principle,  North,  that  examples  have  their  power.  They  are  pic- 
tures that  speak  to  admiration,  and,  through  admiration,  call  upon  all  the 
powers  of  the  awakened  and  uproused  spirit. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

"  Ecquid  in  antiquam  virtutem,  animosque  viriles, 
Et  Pater  jEneas,  et  avunculus  excitat  Hector." 

TICKLER. 

"  Tu  longe  sequere,  et  vestigia  semper  adora." 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Poets  are  the  guardians  of  admiration  in  the  spirits  of  a  people. 

NORTH. 
Good. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Their  songs,  sir,  emblazoning  heroic  achievements,  and  memorizing  the 
spirit  of  lofty  thoughts,  make  virtue  a  perpetual  possession  to  the  race, 

TICKLER. 
Good. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Thus  such  actions  can  never  die.  They  continue  to  shine  brighter  and 
brighter  through  the  golden  mist  of  years. 

TICKLER. 

Bad— and  borrowed. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

The  power  of  this  spirit,  to  whatever  influences  a  nation  may  be  sub- 
ject, still  survives  to  it,  through  all  changes  ;  the  spirit  of  the  greatness  of 
departed  time  living  in  its  perpetual  admiration. 

TICKLER. 

I  am  beginning  to  get  sick  of  the  word. 

YOUNG   GENTLEMAN. 

See  what  wealth,  sir,  we  possess  at  this  hour,  gathered  from  all  ages, 
nations,  and  tongues,  of  the  greatness  that  has  ennobled  our  race !  What 
should  we  be  without  it  ?  It  is  now  lifted  up  above  the  region  of  passion, 
purified  by  Death  and  Time,  even  as  the  heroes  of  the  old  world  were 
changed  into  stars. 

[Silver  Time-piece  smites  eight — Enter  PICARDY,  sivitclting  his  Tail. —  Tea 

Tea,  and  Coffee  Tea,  with  mountains  of  Muffin.] 

NORTH  reclines  on  his  Tiroclinium — TICKLER  tahes  the  Chair — and  YOUNQ 
GENTLEMAN  is  promoted  to  TIMOTHY'S  small  settee. 

NORTH. 

You  have  thrown  much  "  green  light,"  as  Ossian  says,  Hal,  on  those  two 
powerful  principles  of  human  nature,  Hope  and  Admiration. — \Vhat  have 
you  to  say,  my  imaginative  moralist,  on  Desire  and  Aversion  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

I  scarcely  feel  prepared,  sir,  to  speak  on  such  themes. 

TICKLER. 

How  should  you?  North  has  lugged  them  in  by  head  and  shoulders, 
having  crammed  himself  with  Seneca  and  Cicero,  and  being  desirous  to 
shew  off— so,  with  permission,  I  shall  don  my  nightcap. 

[TICKLER  mounts  his  Kilmarnoch,  and  lies  bach,  composing  him- 

self  for  sleep. 

Pray  waken  me,  my  boy,  should  I  snore  so  as  to  render  you  two  mu- 
tually inaudible. 

NORTH. 

Pull  the  cap  over  his  face. 


1832.]  Nocfet  Ambrosiancts.    No.  LXI.  707 

TICKLER, 

And,  for  goodness  sake,  release  Gurney.  I  would  not  that  you  should 
expose  yourself,  Kit,  before  the  public,  But  to  be  sure  nobody  now  reads 
the  Noctes. 

NORTH. 

Nor  the  Waverley  Novels. 

TICKLER. 

Well,  proceed,  old  Proser — I  am  prepared. 

.      NORTH. 

Desire  and  Aversion,  Hal,  are  the  two  most  general  affections  of  the  mind 
towards  good  and  evil,  and  are  the  proper  opposites  to  each  other.  Desire 
being  the  inclination  of  the  mind  towards  any  good,  which  is  not  absolutely 
possessed ;  and  Aversion  the  disinclination  ot  the  mind  towards  any  evil, 
with  which  it  is  in  any  degree  menaced. 

TICKLER, 

Who  ever  doubted  that  ? 

NORTH. 

Not  you;  for  you  never  knew  it  till  this  moment— nor  wiser  men, 

TICKLER. 

Indeed ! 

NORTH. 

In  deed  you  have  always  exemplified  it ;  but  you  have  never  been  con- 
scious of  it  in  thought — for,  Tickler,  you  are  no  metaphysician. 

TICKLER. 

Are  you  ? 

NORTH. 

Yes.  The  habitual  use  of  the  term,  Desire,  in  our  metaphysical  language, 
to  describe  certain  principles  of  our  nature,  as  the  desire  of  power,  the 
desire  of  esteem,  the  desire  of  knowledge,  and  so  on,  has  led,  my  dear 
Harry,  in  some  degree,  to  a  partial  conception  of  its  true  character. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Has  it,  sir  ? 

NORTH. 

Dr  Brown,  in  his  Moral  Philosophy,  ranks  all  these  principles  as  pros- 
pective emotions,  and  calls  their  opposite,  Fears.  But  as  principles  of  feel- 
ing, they  may  be  affected  towards  the  past,  the  present,  or  the  future.  I  do 
not  know  why  the  pain  with  which  an  ambitious  man  looks  back  upon  his 
disappointment,  is  to  be  separated  in  speculation  upon  the  mind,  from  the 
desire  which  accompanies  his  expectation.  Both  belong  equally  to  one 
pain,  to  which  time  is  indifferent ;  and  therefore  all  these  principles,  such 
as  ambition,  love  of  glory,  &c.  ought  to  be  considered  under  some  title 
which  is  generic  as  to  time,  and  includes  past,  present,  and  future. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Dr  Brown  proceeds,  I  believe,  sir,  on  a  theory  that  the  Desire  is  first,  and 
that  the  Pleasure  is  only  felt  because  there  has  been  Desire,  and  it  is  a  gra- 
tification of  it,  sir. 

NORTH. 

You  say  well— He  does.  But  can  you  imagine  a  desire  that  is  independ- 
ent of  the  pleasure  felt  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

I  cannot,  sir.  But  I  can  easily  conceive  that  a  very  slight  degree  of 
pleasure  felt  may  give  occasion  to  very  strong  Desire,  from  the  capacity  of 
the  soul,  sir,  to  bring  infinite  multiplications  of  a  small  pleasure  into  its 
imagination,  and  so  to  frame  Desire  without  end.  Prodigious,  indeed,  seems 
to  be  the  soul's  capacity  of  Desire ;  but  I  humbly  think,  sir,  that  it  must 
always  begin  from  pleasure  or  pain  actually  experienced. 

TICKLER.  . 

Are  you  positive,  young  gentleman,  that  you  know  the  meaning  of  what 
you  have  now  said  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

No,  Mr  Tickler,  I  am  not  positive— I  said  "  I  humbly  think." 


708  Nodes  Amlrosian®.    No.  LXL  [April, 

NORTH. 

Therefore,  Hal,  in  good  metaphysics,  the  sensibility  to  such  pleasure  or 
pain  ought  to  be  first  characterised,  and  the  desire  to  be  afterwards  super- 
added  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

I  wished  to  have  said  so,  sir. 

NORTH. 

To  consider  Desire  only  in  its  most  ordinary  sense,  as  the  inclination  of 
the  mind  to  that  which  is  to  be  attained,  and  therefore  as  prospective 
merely,  as  Dr  Brown  has  done,  is  to  give  a  most  imperfect  description  of 
those  principles  he  analyses,  which  are  principles  of  enjoyment  and  regret, 
as  well  as  of  desire,  affected,  all  of  them,  by  the  present  and  past  as  well  as 
the  future.  But,  farther,  please  attend  to  this,  Henry, — Desire  itself,  as 
thus  represented  by  Dr  Brown,  a  prospective  emotion  merely,  is  imperfect- 
ly described,  for  to  speak  absolutely  and  truly  of  this  emotion,  Time  is  not 
that  which  it  regards;  it  is  incidentally  only  that  it  has  respect  to  Time,  by 
which,  therefore,  it  is  not  to  be  characterised. 

TICKLER. 

You  have  repeated  that  dogma  a  dozen  times. 

NORTH. 

Not  once.  What  then,  Hal,  is  the  circumstance  truly  essential  to  Desire  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

I  wait,  sir,  for  your  elucidation. 

NORTH. 

Simply — the  state  of  separation  of  the  soul  from  its  object. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

It  can  be  nothing  else,  I  believe,  sir. 

NORTH. 

Now,  it  is  true  that  our  Mind  and  Life  are  such,  that  our  Desire  does,  for 
the  most  part,  look  into  futurity  ;  both  from  the  active  nature  of  the  Mind, 
which  chiefly  fixes  its  desire  on  those  objects  which  by  exerted  power  it 
can  obtain,  and  because  all  such  attainment  necessarily  lies  in  the  future. 
But  this,  though  it  happens  for  the  most  part,  is  incidental,  and  not  essen- 
tial to  the  nature  of  Desire. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

I  see  clearly  that  it  is  not,  sir.  The  separation  of  the  soul  from  the  good 
which  is  lost,  may  be  the  subject  of  Desire ;  hence  all  those  bitter  and 
miserable  yearnings  towards  irrecoverable  good — bitter  and  miserable,  be- 
cause, alas !  sir,  useless.  "  We  weep  the  more,  because  we  weep  in  vain !" 

NORTH. 

Ay,  ay,  my  dear  boy,  with  fond  and  impotent  longings  looks  back  our 
desiring  soul,  as  if  that  which  time  had  swept  away  into  its  abysses  might 
yet  be  restored.  So  too,  with  hopeless  and  idle  desire,  doth  she  look  back 
remorselessly  on  lost  innocence,  cleaving  in  imagination  to  that  which  has 
passed  away  for  ever. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Scenes  and  faces  arise,  and  lofty  thoughts  and  pure  feelings  return,  for 
one  moment  of  illusion.  Is  this  not  Desire  ? 

"  She  looks  !  and  her  heart  is  in  heaven  ;  but  they  fade, 
The  mist  and  the  river,  the  hill  and  the  shade; 
The  stream  will  not  flow,  and  the  mist  will  not  rise, 
And  the  colours  have  all  past  away  from  her  eyes !" 

NORTH. 

Poor  outcast !— And  what  is  it,  my  son,  but  vain  Desire,  which  throws  its 
longing  arms  round  an  illusive  phantom  that  slips  from  its  embrace  ?  Does 
it  not  knock  at  the  gates  of  death,  and  demand  back  the  dead?  or  leave  the 
living  to  live  with  the  dead,  till  they  too  die  of  passion  unrequited  in  the 
dust? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

This  meaning  of  the  word,  sir,  which  you  have  so  beautifully  illustrated, 
is  preserved  in  its  original  the  exquisite  Latin  word  desiderium,  which  pre- 
eminently expresses  this  desire  to  the  past— to  the  lost.  "  Quis  dosiderio  sit 


1832.]  Noctes  Ambrosiance.    fro.  LXl.  709 

pudor  aut  modus  tarn  cari  capitis  ?"  This  idea  of  desire,  in  simple  separa- 
tion, not  looking  to  the  past  or  the  future,  but  centred  in  the  present  mo- 
ment, has  also  a  beautiful  Latin  exemplification  in  the  words  of  Tacitus, 
describing  Agricola  dying,  and  looking  round  as  it  were  to  find  those  who 
were  not  present,  "  desideravere  aliquid  oculi  tui  ?" 

NORTH. 

Thank  ye,  my  good  boy.  Now  mark,  Harry,  that  this  longing  which  arises 
in  the  soul  by  separation  from  the  object  of  its  love,  is  one  of  the  great 
principles  by  which  the  soul  is  moved  in  all  its  action  and  passion.  Very 
sublime  views  accordingly  have  been  entertained  of  this  principle,  by  which 
sages  saw  it  is  capable  of  carrying  itself  out  of  that  by  which  it  is  surround-  v 
ed,  and  to  conceive  of  good  from  which  it  is  absent.  Desire  has  been, 
therefore,  called  the  wings  of  the  soul.  So  may  it  be  detached  from  the 
senses,  and  flying  upwards,  draw  empyrean  air. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

In  Love,  the  Soul  unites  itself  to  its  object ;  in  Desire  it  seeks  that 
Union. 

NORTH. 

It  is  indeed  essential  to  all  greatness,  enlargement,  and  strength  in  the 
soul.  For  here  we  must  live  among  many  objects,  which  are  not  of  a 
nature  to  satisfy  our  highest  powers;  but  objects  which  are,  do  exist  in  hea- 
ven or  earth,  or  have  existed,  or  may  exist.  If  it  were  necessarily  wedded  to 
those  objects  which  are  present  with  it,  it  would  soon  be  sunk  and  lost.  But 
having  power,  under  all  circumstances,  to  lift  itself  up  to  its  just  and  natu- 
ral elevation,  it  forsakes  this  dim  spot  which  men  call  earth,  and  sojourns, 
for  short  seasons  of  perfect  felicity,  in  its  native  heaven. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

The  influence  of  Desire,  then,  sir,  seems  in  some  respects  akin  to  that  of 
Hope  ? 

NORTH. 

The  two  principles  are  allied  in  nature.  By  Desire  the  soul  is  enabled 
to  hope.  By  Desire  the  soul  is  faithful  to  its  object  in  separation.  Nay,  by 
Desire  it  can  pursue  through  many  even  hopeless  years  one  aim,  and  reach 
it  at  last.  By  Desire  the  mother  hopes  her  son's  return,  when  all  others 
have  given  him  to  the  deep  or  the  grave. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

By  Desire  the  unconquered  patriot  hopes  his  country's  deliverance. 

NORTH. 

By  Desire  the  good  man  hopes  that  his  just  purpose  shall  succeed,  against 
the  opposition  and  division  of  the  world.  Finally,  my  dear  Hal,  this  is 
the  principle  which  distinguishes  all  minds  that  attain  pre-eminent  success. 
Each  is  capable  of  its  own  good,  and  may  attain  it  if  it  has  Desire ;  but 
filled  as  the  world  is  with  thwartings  and  impediments,  not  else — that  is 
the  Law. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Sir,  your  noble  and  exalted  sentiments  inspire  me  with  highest  hopes  of 
the  whole  human  race.  The  world  is  yet  young — for  what  to  the  mind 
seem  sixty  centuries  in  that  mood,  which,  as  Wordsworth  sublimely  says, 
"  makes  our  noisy  years  seem  moments  in  the  being  of  the  eternal  silence  !'* 

NORTH. 

No — no — no — my  dear  Hal,  the  doctrine  of  the  perfectibility  of  mail 
is  but  an  empty  dream. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN- 

Not  scriptural. 

NORTH. 

Antiscriptural. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Yet  I  hope,  sir,  that  you  believe  there  is  decreed  foreman  some  mighty 
amelioration  of  his  life,  even  on  this  earth  ? 

NORTH. 

No,  my  dear  boy.  I  have  no  such  belief.  I  see,  indeed,  some  scattered 
gleams  of  a  "  redeeming  happiness,"  but  melancholy  clouds  hang  over  and 


710  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LXI.  [April, 

envelope  our  life  that  is  visited  with  such  irradiations.  The  spirit  of  earth 
has  seized  on  a  celestial  visitant,  and  bound  him  with  itself  in  the  chains  of 
strong  inexorable  necessity. 

TICKLER. 

Don't  pitch  the  tone  of  your  talk,  North,  to  too  high  a  key.  Yet  I  am 
willing  that  we  should  be  serious — nay  solemn — for  'tis  Saturday  evening 
— and  we  are  both  fast  ageing ;  and  I  am  aware  we  have  got  among  us  a 
young  philosopher.  Let  us  have,  then,  a  grave,  but,  for  heaven's  sake,  not 
a  melancholy  Noctes. 

NORTH. 

Who  but  must  be  melancholy,  my  friend,  contemplating  the  lot  of  man ! 
By  the  bondage  of  mortal  pain  he  is  linked  with  all  his  powers  to  this  ma- 
terial nature,  to  render  bitter  service  for  bitter  hire.  Hunted  and  scour- 
ged by  an  inclement  sky,  shaken  back  from  the  cold  breast  that  yields  to 
his  aching  desire  a  painful  and  scanted  nourishment,  he  sees  himself  the 
thrall  of  a  heavy  law,  and  in  the  midst  of  a  subjection  from  which  there  is 
no  escape  nor  deliverance ;  looking  around  and  above  in  vain  for  help,  he 
knows  that  there  is  no  succour  for  him  but  in  his  own  strength.  And  those 
proud  powers,  that  high  capacious  intelligence,  that  burning  spirit  of  de- 
sire, that  will  which  was  made  only  for  heavenly  obedience,  that  form 
which  was  framed  for  a  heavenly  spirit  to  dwell  in,  he  bows  down  to  the 
task  of  his  mortal  servitude.  He  turns  their  strength  on  the  breast  of  this 
unyielding  earth, and  rends  from  it  the  sustenance  and  the  safeguards  of  his 
life.  In  the  sweat  of  his  brow  he  eats  his  bread.  He  toils  that  he  may  live 
in  toil.  He  reaps  the  fruits  of  his  service,  protracted  years,  which  shall 
yield  the  same  service,  till  the  hand  that  gave  him  to  this  bondage  release 
him  from  its  chains. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

It  is  some  solace,  sir,  to  the  kind  who  thus  range  the  walks  of  the  earth 
in  their  pain,  that  some  portion  of  the  nations  have  earned  a  brighter  lot ; 
that  generation  upon  generation  accumulating  their  labour,  have  built  up 
out  of  the  pain  of  their  mortal  condition  a  wealth  that  nature  had  not  given, 
and  releasing  a  few  from  the  burthen  of  the  common  lot,  have  reared  and 
guarded,  in  the  heart  of  their  civilized  strength,  a  sovereignty  of  intellect, 
a  little  world  of  peaceful  happiness,  where  thoughtful  virtue  may  yet  walk 
on  earth  in  love  I 

NORTH. 

Alas !  let  us  look  back  upon  the  ages  of  the  world,  and  know  what  man 
has  done  for  man.  Time  that  has  swept  away  the  works  of  the  generations 
from  their  place  of  remembrance,  has  yet  guarded  the  splendid  shadows  of 
their  recollections  for  instruction  to  the  successive  ages.  We  can  unroll 
the  memory  of  the  world  of  old — we  can  behold  the  cities  that  are  fallen — 
and  hear  the  hum  of  the  mingling  multitudes  that  swarm  in  all  their  gates. 
The  glory  of  their  empire,  the  pride  of  their  unimaginable  might  rises  up 
in  its  dream-like  pomp  from  the  night  of  the  past — and  we  are  spectators  of 
the  works  and  the  destinies  of  men  whom  thousands  of  years  have  buried  in 
the  dust.  We  read  the  annals  of  human  glory.  We  ask  what  those  happier 
brothers  of  mankind,  whose  enviable  lot  lifted  them  above  the  condition  of 
the  race,  were  moved  to  do  for  their  toil-bowed  brethren  ?  To  what  ser- 
vice of  the  race  they  gave  their  unmeasured  power  ?  We  know  too  well  the 
answer.  They  were  the  desolating  conquerors  of  the  world,  Hal,  ensla- 
ving their  people,  through  them  to  enslave  the  nations. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Better,  perhaps,  for  the  species,  had  there  been  no  such  empires ! 

NORTH. 

The  release  from  the  servitude  of  life  could  never  release  the  will  from 
the  bondage  which  it  renews  for  ever  within  itself.  The  lords  of  the  earth 
were  slaves  within  their  own  corrupted  spirit — they  were  servants  to  a  direr 
necessity  than  that  which  bowed  the  heart  of  the  least  among  their  innume- 
rable multitudes ;  for  the  lawless  will  of  the  slave  is  tamed  by  the  yoke 
that  bows  him  down— but  the  will  of  the  lord  of  the  nations  is  mad  with 


1832.]  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LXL  71 1 

power,  and  the  source  of  human  evil  swells  over  in  his  bosom  unceasingly 
and  uncontrollably. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Yes— my  dear  sir — we  look  on  them,  and  ths  frailty  of  our  own  nature 
draws  us  for  a  moment  to  believe  that  the  bright  ease  of  their  lives  was  a 
happiness  won  to  them  from  the  severity  of  our  mortal  condition;  but  we 
look  again,  and  we  know  that  the  bitter  evil  of  our  nature  was  there ;  and 
that  while  they  seemed  to  roll  off  on  others  their  own  part  of  the  burden  of 
human  calamity,  the  invisible  chain  of  suffering  which  binds  down  together 
all  the  brotherhood  of  mankind  had  wound  its  fatal  links  around  their 
hearts. 

NORTH. 

But  it  may  be  said  that  I  am  giving  a  false  representation  of  the  glory  of 
mankind. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN, 

Alas !  I  fear,  too  true. 

NORTH. 

It  is  not,  it  may  be  said,  to  wealth  and  empire,  once  stately  and  flourish- 
ing, and  now  passed  away,  that  our  imagination  turns  with  desire  to  disco- 
ver the  pride  of  our  race,  and  to  honour  the  recovered  glory  of  the  human 
spirit  amidst  the  light  and  guarded  peace  of  happy  civilisation.  There  have 
been  nations  on  the  earth,  whose  name  brightens  the  story  of  mankind — na- 
tions in  whose  bosom  genius  sprang  up  and  worshipped  wisdom — where 
liberty  guarded  the  pride  of  life  within  her  invincible  arms.  But  if  we 
indeed  desire  to  see  in  the  sad  and  serious  light  of  truth  the  condition  of 
our  kind  as  they  have  lived  upon  this  earth — it  is  in  vain  that  we  delight 
our  imagination  in  these  bright  remembrances.  Did  the  earth,  indeed,  see 
her  children  rejoicing  and  free  ?  No ;  SLAVES  tilled  the  soil  of  liberty — the 
deliverer  of  his  country  dashed  cities  of  men  into  the  dust,  and  scattered 
their  inhabitants  through  the  slavery  of  the  world. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

But  look  again,  sir,  over  the  earth ;  and  under  the  shadow  of  the  cloud 
that  broods  over  it,  there  is  seen  a  still  small  light  which  hangs  its  lamp  in 
every  human  heart — LOVE.  Within  the  circling  walls  of  every  human 
dwelling,  beneath  its  sheltering  roof,  is  guarded  a  little  world  which  love 
has  knit  together.  Within  the  circuit  which  that  presence  hallows,  pleasure 
springs  up  with  innocence.  Peace  is  there— and  the  light  which  sin  had 
shut  out,  breaks  again  upon  the  spirit. 

NORTH. 

Mingled  brightness  and  blackness — therein  lies  the  mystery.  What  is  it 
that  huddles  them  all  together — the  high  and  the  low — and  gives  them  over 
to  a  common  doom — almost  to  a  common  grave— while  the  sun  of  life  yet 
shines  brightly  on  them  all  ?  There  is  a  capacity  of  good  confessed  by  all* 
and  none  realize  it.  We  seem  to  bring  one  destination  with  us  into  the 
world,  and  to  accept  another.  We  seem  to  be  the  fools  of  life.  Ask  the 
philosopher  who  has  spent  his  life  within  his  own  mind, — ask  the  man  of 
power  who  has  spent  it  in  moulding  the  will  of  others  to  his  own, — ask  the 
poet  who  has  lived  in  the  beauty  of  dreams, — ask  the  soldier  of  life  who  has 
lived  in  the  warfare  of  realities, — what  have  they  made  of  it — what  have 
they  made  of  themselves — what  have  they  done  with  that  good  which  they 
brought  with  them  into  the  world — and  which  has  vanished  from  them  al- 
together, or  floats  like  an  unembodied  spirit  in  the  breath  of  imagination, 
still  ? — Is  it  that  we  have  not  power  to  bring  down  good  among  men  ? 
— No,  we  have  the  power;  but  we  do  not  use  it;  we  do  not  know  where 
to  find  it.  There  have  been  those  who  have  found  the  power,  and  have 
used  it.  Men  simple  in  their  spirit ; — not  radiant  with  genius  nor  strong  in 
power ;  not  pouring  out  the  dazzling  and  exuberant  wealth  of  their  own 
minds  before  men's  eyes ;  but  pouring  out  their  spirit  through  their  hearts* 
Men  unconscious  of  themselves — and  of  their  destination — but  who  have 
brought  down  good  into  the  life  of  men,  by  bringing  it  first  into  their  own. 


712  Nodes  Ambroaiancei    No*LXI, 

—Christians,  Hal— Christians— but  how  few  in  this   wicked  and  weary 
world  deserve  that  holy  name  ? 

TICKLER. 

Come,  come,  my  dear  friend,  though  it  be  Saturday  night,  let's  be  a  leetle 
more  lively — and  surely,  surely,  North,  it  is  not  for  us  to  say  that  there  is 

no  happiness  in  this  world  of  ours 

NORTH. 

No,  it  would  be  false  to  say  so —yet  what  I  have  said  is  true.  If  great 
suffering  and  heavy  duties  are  taken  out  of  the  lot,  and  the  mind  is  left  free 
to  seek  its  own  enjoyment,  it  is  impossible  to  say  how  many  modes  of 
pleasure  it  will  discover. 

TICKLER. 

True,  Kit.  Why,  pursuits  and  gratifications  so  unimportant,  that  they 
have  scarce  a  name  in  our  greater  estimates  of  the  human  condition,  do 
yet,  by  continual  supplies  of  small  pleasure,  contribute  largely  to  the  ac- 
tive state  of  happiness.  For,  do  they  not  bring  with  them  renovation  and 
refreshment,  keeping  up  the  alacrity  of  the  spirit,  and  protecting  it  from 
that  languor  which  often  turns  it  against  itself,  Endless  are  they  as 
fancy ! 

NORTH. 

It  might  be  said,  from  the  contemplation  of  a  great  part  of  mankind,  that 
action  of  some  kind,  pressing  forward  continually  to  an  aim,  was  an  essen- 
tial constituent  of  the  state  of  happiness.  Yet,  what  thousands  are  satisfied 
in  perfect  tranquillity  of  enjoyment,  one  day  flowing  after  another  in  mere 
repetition — the  peaceful  sameness,  like  some  sweet  monotone  in  music,  still- 
ing all  uneasy  passion,  and  keeping  all  thought  and  feeling  within  the  quiet 
domain  of  contentment ! 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Some  I  seem  to  see  satisfied  in  the  love  they  feel  for  others,  and  that  is 
felt  for  them,  and  happy  without  desire. 

NORTH. 

It  might  be  said,  that  Hope  could  not  be  dispensed  with  j  yet  there  are 
those  without  hope,  whose  happiness  is  altogether  in  remembrance. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Others — not  few,  but  many — who,  without  hope,  are  happy  in  resigna* 
tion. 

TICKLER. 

We  all  see  how  much  of  the  richest  joys  of  humankind  are  given  them  in 
their  strong  affections.  We  can  imagine  nothing,  indeed,  that  should  leave 
the  lot  of  man  more  desolate  than  if  these  were  taken  away  !  Yet  shall  we 
say  that  the  human  being  without  them  cannot  know  happiness  ?  That  the 
philosopher,  with  a  soul  dwelling  apart  from  human  loves,  and  entranced  in 
the  research  and  contemplation  of  nature,  has  not  a  happiness  all  Ins  own, 

"  Because  not  of  this  noisy  world,  but  silent  and  divine  !" 

NORTH. 

For  are  not  beauty,  and  wisdom,  and  truth,  and  power,  all  poured  in  for 
ever  into  one  soul,  sufficient  for  entire  bliss  ! 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Aye,  my  bold  bright-eyed  boy.  We  look  on  the  light  of  day,  we  hear  the 
voice  of  love,  and  it  appears  to  us  as  if  it  must  be  miserable  to  bear  night 
on  the  eyes,  and  silence  on  the  ear.  Yet  the  blind  and  the  deaf  have  their 
own  full  and  unstinted  joy,  that  does  not  forsake  their  spirits. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

When  oppression  plunges  her  persecuted  victim  in  the  dungeon's  depth, 
she  seems,  indeed,  sir,  in  cutting  him  off  from  air,  and  light,  and  liberty, 
from  the  condition  of  living  nature,  to  heap  on  him,  in  part,  by  mere  pri- 
vation, the  misery  she  calls  the  wretch  to  endure.  She  seems,  sir,  in  se- 
vering him  from  human  faces,  to  break  off  his  human  ties;  and  inhumed  in 
the  prisons  of  her  wrath,  he  may  be  said  to  dwell  already  with  the  dead, 


1832.]  Nodes  Ambrosiana.     No.  LXL  713 

and  to  house  in  the  grave.  But  is  there  no  spirit  that  can  descend  into  that 
buried  and  gloomy  cell,  to  visit  with  her  illumination  that  uncompanioned 
heart  ? 

NORTH. 

Yes,  my  noble  Hal,  conscience  may  sit  there  an  angel  of  light  at  his  side, 
whispering  peace  and  hope  and  lofty  consolation. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

The  patriot  who  has  raised  his  voice  or  his  hand  too  soon,  in  redress  of 
his  country's  wrongs ;  the  martyr  who  bears  withjiim  in  his  bosom  the  faith 
on  which  he  will  pour  out  his  blood;  the  just  man  who  has  offended  by  his 
virtue  high-seated  crime — all  these,  in  that  woeful  and  dreary  seclusion  can 
find  their  own  happiness  not  less  calm  and  self-consoled  in  that  long  dark 
expectation,  than  when  the  last  act  of  unjust  power  sets  them  free  from  the 
bonds  of  life,  and  they  feel  on  the  brink  of  death  that  they  have  a  foretaste 
of  immortal  happiness. 

TICKLER. 

The  lad  is  an  eloquent  lad — and  will  one  day  be  an  orator. 

NORTH. 

Events  nor  condition  are  in  our  power,  but  the  mind,  with  which  we  all 
receive  them,  is,  Hal. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

"  Fallen  cherub  !  to  be  weak  is  miserable, 
Doing,  or  suffering." 

NORTH. 

Suffering !  Our  lot  may  be  such  that  we  can  do  nothing — that  we  have  to 
be  merely  passive.  In  that  case  all  depends  on  our  will.  If  we  receive  pain 
with  a  shrinking  and  impatient  mind,  we  give  it  its  full  power  over  us. 

TICKLER. 

True,  Kit.  But  though  any  body  may  triumph  over  the  toothach,  what 
man  of  woman  born  but  must  shriek  at  the  tic  doloreux  ? 

NORTH. 

The  Indian  undergoing  torture,  in  which  he  sings  war-songs,  and  laughs 
to  scorn  his  tormentors,  horrible  to  nature  as  his  condition  is,  is  surely  not 
to  be  judged  of  by  the  mere  imagination  of  what  we  ourselves  should  suffer 
in  his  place.  That  spirit  which  has  been  enured  to  pain,  and  which,  in  ut- 
most agony,  can  feel  its  accustomed  pride  rise  unconquerably  above  it  all, 
must  be  regarded  as,  by  the  power  of  its  own  will,  casting  off  from  itself 
great  part  of  natural  suffering.  It  is  a  spirit  no  longer  penetrable  to  suffering 
— invulnerable  ;  pride,  or  whatever  other  feeling,  truly 

"  arms  th'  obdured  breast 
\Yith  stubborn  patience,  as  with  triple  steel." 

TICKLER. 

My  temper  is  none  of  the  best ;  yet  I  acknowledge  that  almost  at  any 
hour  of  one's  life,  there  is  opportunity  given  of  determining  for  oneself 
what  the  tenor  of  his  feelings  shall  be,  whether  for  pleasure  or  for  pain. 

NORTH; 

Neither  is  mine;  yet  1  see,  sometimes  not  without  self-upbraiding,  that 
those  who  cannot  command  themselves,  draw  from  the  continual  stream  of 
the  incidents  of  life,  uneasiness  and  vexation,  while  it  would  have  been 
easier  to  draw  from  them  cheerfulness  and  satisfaction. 

TICKLER. 

The  common  remark,  Kit,  that  great  part  of  the  happiness  and  unhappi- 
ness  of  life  depends  upon  its  petty  occurrences,  a  remark  which,  when 
simply  stated,  appears  degrading  to  the  pride  of  our  mind,  acquires  a  more 
reasonable  meaning  when  we  consider  that  the  mind  exercising  itself,  as  it 
must  do,  on  these  little  events,  finds  in  them  the  occasion  of  yielding  to  the 
temper  of  pain  and  dissatisfaction,  or  of  sharing  the  temper  of  pleasure  and 
contentment. 

NORTH. 

True,  Timothy.  The  mind  is  not  subject,  as  the  remark  would  intimate, 
to  such  events.  They  are  not  of  magnitude  to  force  on  it  either  pleasure 


714  Noctes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LXI.  [April, 

or  pain.  But  because  the  ordinary  state  in  which  it  exists  must  be  either 
of  the  one  character  or  the  other,  and  as,  in  the  absence  of  great  and  con- 
straining occurrences,  that  ordinary  state  must  be  derived  from  its  own 
disposition,  therefore  those  slight  and  petty  circumstances  appear  thus  im- 
portant, when  in  truth  the  mind  does  no  more  than  exercise  its  faculty  of 
throwing  itself  into  the  pain,  or  of  sustaining  in  itself  its  natural  spirit  of 
joy  and  vigour. 

TICKLER. 

JTis  but  a  shallow  apologue,  that  of  the  Caliph  who  on  his  death-bed  de- 
clared that  in  his  long  reign  of  prosperity  and  glory  he  had  known  but  three 
days  of  happiness. 

NORTH. 

He  must  indeed  have  been  a  poor  devil. 

TICKLER. 

He  has  not  told  us — has  he— what  constituted  the  happiness  of  the  three 
days  ?  What  do  you  conjecture  was  the  business  of  the  blockhead  ?  Sen- 
sual ? 

NORTH. 

No.  But  our  Alfred,  I  warrant  him,  knew  many  hundreds  of  happy  days. 
For  though  subjected  to  horrid  convulsion-fits,  that  often  all  at  once  made 
him  fall  down  on  the  floor  of  his  palace,  like  a  beggar  in  the  street  mire, 
he  was  happy  in  genius  and  virtue.  But  who  ever  supposed  that  a  mise- 
rable despot  could  enjoy  one  hour's  true  happiness  ?  Yet  the  Caliph  ought 
not  to  have  been  ungrateful  for  his  pleasures.  For  the  joys  of  the  harem, 
the  slavery  of  bended  knees,  and  of  faces  sweeping  the  floor  in  humilia- 
tion, the  insidious  flatterer  and  the  deadly  mute — all  these  may  have  been, 
during  their  hour,  instruments  of  base,  luxurious,  or  cruel  pleasure — but 
such  remembrances  could  bring  no  peace  to  a  dying  bed,  and  therefore  he 
became  at  last  a  querulous  moralist. 

TICKLER. 

Do  you  ever  envy  the  condition  of  any  man,  North  ? 

NORTH. 

Not  often  now.  Yet,  'tis  not  unnatural  to  do  so,  for  we  always  look  on 
the  lot  from  which  we  are  removed,  my  friend,  with  imagination ;  and  some- 
times the  sense  of  the  real  disadvantages  of  our  own  lot  turns  our  thoughts 
with  something  of  envy,  with  a  regretful  comparison  at  least,  towards  those 
whose  lot  by  its  nature,  whatever  else  may  be  its  disadvantages,  is  exempt 
from  that  particular  disturbance  under  which  we  may  suffer. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Who  is  there,  sir,  that,  till  he  has  read  again  and  again  the  history  of  Ge- 
nius, does  not  believe  that  the  mind  in  which  such  beautiful  creations  were 
born,  and  which  dwelt  among  them,  was  happy  ? 

NORTH. 

Alas !  alas  !  Burns,  Byron,  Cowper.  I  think  of  writing  the  lives  of  these 
three  in  one  volume. 

TICKLER. 

Do.  In  like  manner,  Master  Henry,  we  imagine  the  wealthy  and  the 
powerful  to  be  happy,  not  merely  because  they  are  visibly  exempted  from 
many  troubles,  but  because  we  know  that  there  are  principles  in  our  nature 
to  which  superiority  over  our  fellow-men  is  grateful,  and  that  such  posses- 
sions seem  to  enlarge  the  domain  of  the  will.  Does  he  wish  for  knowledge  ? 
The  learning  of  ages  lies  open|before  his  mind.  Will  he  have  luxury  ?  A 
thousand  hands  are  ready  to*minister  to  his  delight.  But  he  may  be  a 
coward — a  scrub— or  a  dolt— -'andgends,  perhaps,  a  life  of  slavery  to  some 
slut,  by  suicide. 

NORTH. 

I  purpose  writing  a  volume  to  be  entitled,  Compensation. 

TICKLER. 

Do.  Ay,  Kit,  the  sword  hung  by  a  single  hair  over  the  royal  banquet  is 
much  in  point.  That  was  the  hidden  ill  of  the  heart  which  the  courtier 
could  not  have  divined, 


1882.]  Nactes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LXL  715 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Methinks  no  man  can  be  miserable  who  loves  his  country.  I  become 
happy  in  a  moment  when  I  think  on  Scotland. 

TICKLER. 
Why? 

YOUNG    GENTLEMAN. 

Because  of  the — the — — 

TICKLER. 

North — help  him  out. 

NORTH. 

The  love  of  our  country,  my  good  boy,  is  not  so  much  an  attachment  to 
any  assignable  object,  as  it  is  our  participation  in  that  whole  spirit  which 
has  breathed  in  the  heart  of  the  whole  race  of  men  of  which  we  are  sprung  ; 
and,  therefore,  without  strong  and  fine  sympathies,  no  man  can  be  a  patriot. 
That  is  our  country,  not  where  we  have  breathed  alone — not  that  land  which 
we  have  loved,  because  it  has  shewn  to  our  opening  eyes  the  brightness  of 
heaven  and  the  gladness  of  earth — but  the  land  for  which  we  have  hoped 
and  feared— for  which  our  bosoms  have  beat  with  the  consenting  hopes 
and  fears  of  thousands  of  heroic  hearts — that  land,  of  which  we  have  loved 
the  mighty  living  and  the  mighty  dead. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

That  land,  sir,  the  Roman  or  the  Greek  would  say,  where  the  boy  had 
sung  in  the  pomp  that  led  the  sacrifice  to  the  altars  of  the  ancient  Deities 
of  the  soil. 

TICKLER. 

Very  fine.  You  are  a  brace  of  incomparable  orators.  But  if  declama- 
tion is  still  to  be  the  order  of  the  night,  I  beg  to  be  heard,  for  I  can  harangue, 
if  I  have  a  mind,  like  one  of  the  Lake  Poets.  Why,  the  Campus  Martius, 
and  the  Palaestra,  where  the  youth  exercised  heroic  games,  what  were 
they,  gentlemen,  but  the  Schools  of  Patriotism  ?  For  were  not  the  youth 
taking  part,  then  and  there,  in  the  passions,  the  power,  the  hope,  the  glory, 
that  flowed  through  all  the  spirit  of  the  nation  ? 

NORTH. 

True,  Tim.  Old  warriors,  and  gowned  statesmen,  that  frowned  in  brass 
or  in  marble,  in  public  places,  and  in  the  porches  of  noble  houses, — tro- 
phied  monuments  and  towers,  riven  with  the  scars  of  ancient  battles, — the 
Temple  raised  where  Jove  had  stayed  the  flight, — or  the  Victory,  that  with 
suspended  wings  still  seemed  to  hover  over  the  conquering  bands, — what 
were  all  these  to  the  eyes  and  the  fancy  of  the  young  citizen,  but  characters 
speaking  to  him  of  the  great  secret  of  his  hope  and  desire,  in  which  he 
read  the  union  of  his  own  heart  to  the  heart  of  the  heroic  nation  of  which 
he  was  one  ? 

TICKLER. 

True,  Kit.  And  what  if  less  noble  passions  must  hereafter  take  their 
place  in  his  mind, — what  if  he  must  learn  to  share  in  the  rivalries  and  hates 
of  his  house  or  of  his  order, — these  far  deeper  and  greater  feelings  had  been 
sunk  into  his  spirit  in  the  years  when  it  is  most  susceptible,  unsullied,  and 
pure ;  and  afterwards,  in  great  contests,  in  peril  of  life  and  death,  in 
those  moments  of  agitation,  or  profound  emotion,  in  which  the  higher  soul 
jagain  rises  up,  those  high  and  solemn  affections  of  boyhood  and  youth 
would  return  upon  him,  and  consecrate  his  warlike  deeds  with  the  noblest 
name  that  was  known  to  those  ancient  states. 

NORTH. 

Therefore,  Timothy,  how  was  the  oaken  crown  prized,  which  was  given 
to  him  who  had  saved  the  life  of  a  citizen !  Yet,  perhaps,  he  loved  not  the 
man  whom  he  had  preserved;  but  he  had  remembered  in  the  battle,  that 
it  was  a  son  of  his  country  that  had  fallen,  and  over  whom  he  had  spread 
his  shield.  He  knew,  that  the  breath  he  guarded  was  part  of  his  country's 
being. 

TICKLER. 

Woe  to  the  Citizen  of  the  World  !  The  man  can  have  neither  heart  nor 
imagination,  The  natak  solum  is  not  on  its  own  account  dear;  but  dear 


716  Noctes  Ambrosiance.    No.  LX1.  [April, 

as  that  by  which  the  present  and  the  past  generations  are  all  bound  toge- 
ther. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

And  hence  the  exiles  carry  with  them  the  names  of  the  mother  country. 
The  fugitives  from  Troy  had  formed  a  little  Ilium,  and  named  a  little 
Xanthus — "  et  arentem  Xanthi  cognomine  rivum." 

NORTH. 

The  character  of  the  mind  of  this  country,  Hal,  is  not  to  be  spoken  of 
lightly — yet  'twould  be  unsafe  to  say  that  it  is  sound  at  the  core.  It  pre- 
sents to  our  eyes  a  spectacle  of  energy  and  ardour  in  all  the  ordinary  pur- 
suits of  life. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Indeed,  the  life  of  no  order,  sir,  is  that  of  repose. 

NORTH. 

So  far  well.  Repose  is  stagnation.  But  the  agitations  of  the  late  eventful 
years  have  occupied  the  minds  of  all  men  with  interests,  which,  though  of  the 
utmost  importance  and  magnitude,  were,  nevertheless,  in  one  respect  tempo- 
rary. For  every  new  event  that  arose,  or  was  in  preparation,  seemed  as  if  the 
fate  of  a  nation,  or,  I  might  almost  say,  of  mankind,  were  involved  in  its  issue, 
and  therefore  no  excess  of  passionate  expectation  which  could  be  fixed  on 
it  could  appear  misplaced.  Thus  have  we  been  accustomed  to  live  in  a  suc- 
cession of  vivid  emotions  which  were  all  but  the  birth  of  the  times,  and  could 
only  have  the  duration  of  the  events  with  which  they  had  arisen.  The 
events  passed  away,  and  with  them  our  thoughts  took  wing  into  oblivion. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

I  can,  indeed,  understand,  sir,  from  your  pregnant  words,  that  the  strong 
and  pervading  sympathies  with  the  fortunes  of  nations  and  humanity,  how- 
ever ennobling  to  the  minds  which  it  filled— 

NORTH. 

Aye,  Hal,  and  accompanied  with  lessons  of  the  highest  instruction— 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

May  have  been  injurious  to  the  highest  faculties  of  thought, 

TICKLER. 

How  the  deuce  may  that  be  ? 

NORTH. 
Tell  him,  Hal. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Because  they  may  have  withdrawn  the  imaginations  of  men,  sir,  from  the 
great  objects  which  to  the  self-collected  mind,  wrapped  in  meditation,  have 
always  appeared  of  paramount  importance 

TICKLER. 

And,  what,  pray,  are  they  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

They  are  the— they  are  the — the 

NORTH. 

It  seemed,  indeed,  Tickler,  as  if  the  more  thoughtful  mind  turning  itself 
to  those  remote  objects—- 

TICKLER. 

Confound  ye,  Kit,  what  objects  ? 

NORTH. 

Those  remote  objects  and  their  shadowy  speculations,  were  deserting  the 
great  hazards  of  mankind  to  busy  itself  with  the  dreams  of  a  fantastic  and 
indolent  philosophy. 

TICKLER. 
Very  fine,  indeed,  sir,  very  fine. 

NORTH. 

We  have  found,  Timothy,  almost  ever  since  the  great  French  Revolu- 
tion— 

TICKLER. 

The  small  one  was  a  shabby  concern. 

NORTH. 

We  have  found,  Timothy,  in  the  occurrences  and  scenes  of  a  shifting 


1832.]  Noctes  AmbrosiaticB.    No.  LXI.  717 

world,  the  full  scope  for  all  our  capacity  of  hope  and  desire ;  and  hence  it 
may  be  difficult  for  the  soul  of  the  nation  to  turn  itself  to  higher  and  more 
lasting  contemplations ;  and  if  it  were  to  do  so,  impossible  perhaps  to  re- 
cover that  zeal  and  those  devout  convictions  of  their  eternal  worth,  which 
belonged  to  them  of  old,  and  have  been  easy  and  habitual  to  men  who  lived 
in  calmer  times  of  the  world. 

TICKLER. 

I  am  where  Moses  was  when  the  candle  went  out. 

NORTH. 

No  high  philosophy,  Hal,  pervades  our  literature— and  I  fear  none  is 
in 

TICKLER. 

The  nation's  soul,  as  you  call  it,  Kit.  Yet  the  nation  is  a  decent  body 
enough. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Surely,  sir,  the  arts  of  imagination 

NORTH. 

Cannot  supply,  Hal,  that  kind  of  continued  strength  which  the  mind  now 
requires 

TICKLER. 

The  soul  of  the  nation. 

NORTH. 

For  in  the  luxury  of  a  people,  their  arts,  Hal,  take  the  tone  of  the  times. 
Imagination  is  too  much  in  sympathy  with  pleasure;  it  yields  itself  too 
easily  to  the  enchantment  from  which  the  mind  itself  seeks  deliverance. 

TICKLER. 

Now  let  him  alone,  Hal,  and  you  shall  hear  the  inconsistent  old  sophist 
contradicting  all  he  has  said  to-night. 

NORTH. 

No.  All  the  arts  to  which  imagination  gives  birth  have  greatly  changed 
their  character,  Tickler,  with  the  changing  genius  of  a  people.  Strong, 
masculine,  and  rude  in  older  times,  and  bearing  the  stamp  of  the  bold  spirit 
which  created  them,  they  have  at  a  later  period  become  enervated  and  ef- 
feminate, and  tainted  with  the  weakness  of  a  luxurious  age — breathing 

back  on  the  soul  of  the  people 

TICKLER. 

There  again — for  people,  say  nation. 

NORTH, 

The  indolent  softness  they  had  already  received  from  it. 

TICKLER. 
Oh !  dear !  oh !  dear ! 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Yet  in  their  power  and  beauty,  how  they  exalt— — 

TICKLliR. 

The  national  soul. 

NORTH. 

In  the  work  of  the  painter  or  sculptor,  Hal,  you  see  finely  exemplified 
the  process  by  which  conception,  imagination,  and  intellect  kindle,  "  even 
at  the  forms  themselves  have  made.'1 

YOUNG   GENTLEMAN. 

Yes— Sir  ? 

TICKLER. 

What? 

NORTH. 

Think — feel — do  ;  think — feel — and  do  again ;  and  how  glories  the  spirit 
in  the  beholding  of  what  itself  creates !  The  Painter  begins  to  work — his 
hand  performs  the  bidding  of  his  thought,  and  the  forms  of  beauty  which 
arise  in  his  mind  dawn  on  the  tablet  before  his  eyes. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Now  he  sees  what  he  has  conceived — and  his  imagination  takes  fire 
from  its  own  product. 


718  Nodes  Ambrosiance.    No.LXI.  [April, 

NORTH, 

Yes.  And  no  sooner  does  he  behold  the  forms  in  palpable  representa- 
tion, than  his  conception  itself  changes ;  for  his  feelings,  Hal,  are  warmed 
by  that  beauty  as  by  "  touch  ethereal  of  Heaven's  fiery  rod ;"  his  thoughts 
glow  as  in  a  spiritual  furnace 

TICKLER. 

A  spiritual  furnace ! 

NORTH. 

And  that  first  imperfect  conception  is  invested  with  purer  brightness, 
and  moulded  to  shape  divine.  From  unknown  dwelling-places  in  his  genius 
the  fair  ideas  come  nocking— 

TICKLER. 

All  birds  of  a  feather, 

NORTH. 

And  then  indeed,  Tickler,  his  mind  teeming  with  a  thousand  unembodied 
conceptions,  all  ready  to  burst  into  life,  he  understands  in  his  joy  what 
creative  mind  itself  may  owe  to  the  works  it  would  frame  for  others'  de- 
light, and  perceives  that  his  ewn  art  is  the  only  muse  he  must  invoke  to 
inspire  his  genius. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

How  much,  sir,  have  the  best,  the  most  sacred  conceptions  of  men's  souls, 
been  affected  by  edifices  reared  at  their  own  bidding!  How  vast  the 
power  of  a  Gothic  Cathedral !  There,  all  is  subjected  under  its  one  use  of 
a  house  of  religious  worship.  There  are  found  all  that  serves  to  the  many 
ministrations  of  religion ;  and  there  too  is  another  important  use,  not  neces- 
sarily connected  with  them,  it  is  a  repository  of  the  dead.  Its  natural 
sanctity,  as  a  house  of  worship,  has  made  it  a  fit  mansion  of  expecting  rest, 
a  dormitory  of  the  living  dead  ! 

TICKLER. 

Be  intelligible,  sir. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

And  again,  sir,  all  these  uses,  and  all  that  appears  extrinsic  to  them,  in 
the  elaborate  and  prodigal  beauty  of  its  forms,  are  subjected  to  the  one  great 
purpose,  the  one  imagination  of  the  whole  structure,  religious  awe.  It  is 
thus,  sir,  that  the  human  being  gives  his  own  spirit  to  the  insensate  stone, 
till  it  breathe  back  again  upon  him  a  still  loftier  and  more  divine  inspira- 
tion. 

NORTH. 

Well  said,  my  good  lad.  That  which  the  works  of  the  Fine  Arts  effect 
partially,  speech  may  be  said  to  effect  to  the  human  species.  Suppose  us 
from  the  creation  all  dumb  ! 

TICKLER. 

Well  for  us  had  it  been  so  with  women. 

NORTH. 

Savage ! — We  should  have  lived  in  an  obscure  dream  haunted  by  shape- 
less phantoms.  Silent  people  often  get  insane.  It  is  not  safe  to  have  too 
many  dealings  with  wordless  thoughts.  You  cannot  discover  what  they 
would  be  at — they  are  at  the  best  suspicious  characters — and  sometimes 
vagrants  that  would  not  scruple  to  murder  you  at  midnight  in  your  bed. 

TICKLER. 

The  thought  uttered  in  speech  [don't  keep  staring  at  North]  is  embodied, 
young  gentleman,  in  a  sort  of  distinct  reality,  and  is  thus  made  apparent  to 
the  mind  itself  in  a  palpable  form,  just  as  its  beautiful  conceptions  of  visi- 
ble things  become  defined  and  strong  in  the  colours  and  lineaments  of  the 
growing  picture. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

And  hence  it  is,  sir,  that  the  orator,  as  the  torrent  of  his  speech  rushes 
on,  kindles  in  his  eloquence,  just  like  the  painter  in  his  work  of  creation* 

NORTH. 

You  are  thinking,  I  perceive,  Hal,  of  one  of  those  great  men,  who,  inspired 
with  the  zeal  of  their  holy  cause,  have  stood  up  to  speak  fearlessly  before 
the  face  of  kings  and  in  the  presence  of  corrupted  courts,  those  truths 


1832.]  Nodes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LXL  719 

which  bow  down  courts  and  kings  to  the  level  of  the  peasant  and  the  beg- 
gar. 

TICKLER. 

That  race  is  extinct. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

He  heard  himself  the  voice  that  thundered  in  the  ears  of  his  audience  ; 
the  fervour  of  passion  which  was  pouring  forth  in  the  sound,  urged  on  and 
bore  along  his  own  spirit — the — 

TICKLER. 

Stop— pull  up— hold  fast.  All  that  and  much  more  applies  to  extempo- 
raneous eloquence— but  not  to  MSS.,  much  less  to  printed  sermons— or  to 
discourses  got  by  heart  and  spouted  forth  by  a  hypocrite,  not  ashamed  by 
assumed  fervour  to  swindle  you  into  a  belief  that  all  his  sedulously  got 
up  paragraphs  are  sudden  inspiration. 

NORTH. 

I  would  have  the  great  minds  among  us,  and  there  must  be  many,  study 
more  profoundly  the  laws  of  thought  and  feeling. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Of  all  studies,  sir,  surely  the  most  ennobling !  Higher  far  such  science 
than  those  that  deal  with  mere  matter — but,  alas !  more  difficult  far,  as  is  seen 
in  the  results,  sir.  The  mind  is  as  great  a  mystery  now  as  it  was  to  Plato. 

TICKLER. 

Or  Pythagoras. 

NORTH. 

To  the  observer  of  Physical  Science,  it  may  be  said  truly,  the  subject  is 
uniform  and  constant.  Gold,  iron,  are  the  same  metals  now  and  hereto- 
fore— here  and  in  every  place.  The  races  of  living  nature  have  continued 
unchanged.  The  growth  of  every  plant  is  a  constant  process.  Every  spring 
brings  the  same  blossoms— every  autumn  the  same  fruit.  The  same  air 
breathes — the  same  showers  fall — the  same  ocean  rolls  to  all  nations 
through  all  time.  The  stars  keep  their  place,  and  the  planets  their  motion, 
and  astronomy,  from  the  sun's  latest  eclipse,  can  read  back  the  heavens  to 
the  moment  when  his  orb  was  first  darkened  in  the  sky. 

TICKLER. 

North — I  am  not  given  to  compliments — but  douse  my  daylights,  if  that 
be  not  spoken  like  a  poet  and  a  philosopher. 

NORTH. 

It  is  evident  what  is  the  result  to  science  of  this  unchangeableness  in  the 
subjects  of  observation.  Every  enquirer  knows  that  the  same  matter  is 
before  him  which  was  before  the  eyes,  or  under  the  hands,  of  all  his  prede- 
cessors in  enquiry ;  he  knows  that  he  has  but  exactly  to  follow  definite 
methods  of  observation  which  they  have  pursued  and  prescribed,  and  all 
the  means  of  which  are  as  constant  and  unchangeable  as  the  matter  itself, 
and  the  result  which  they  found  must  discover  themselves  too  to  his  sight. 
All  that  has  been  gained  is  possessed ;  every  province  that  is  won  is  at  the 
same  time  secured;  and  the  empire  of  science,  continually  enlarging,  de- 
scends an  unimpaired  inheritance  to  each  new  generation  of  enquirers. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

The  only  change,  perhaps  I  may  be  permitted  to  say,  sir,  that  is  possible, 
is  improvement ;  because  the  methods  of  Physical  Science,  which  are  too 
definite  in  their  nature  to  be  lost  when  they  are  recorded,  are  yet  suscep- 
tible of  endless  amelioration  ;  and  by  those  only  erring  knowledge  is  set 
aside. 

TICKLER. 

Nothing  in  this  world,  therefore,  so  easy  as  to  be  a  chemist. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

And  more  so  to  be  a  mathematician. 

NORTH. 

Compare  with  this  the  condition  of  Moral  Science.  To  it  there  is  but 
one  subject— assuming  endless  modifications.  One  part  of  it  is — the  Pas- 
sions. Love,  ambition,  revenge  !  We  give,  indeed,  one  name  to  a  passion, 
supposed  to  be  one  in  different  minds.  But  examine  that  one  passion  in 
different  minds,  and  see  where  is  its  unity. 


720  Noctes  Ambrosiana.    No.  LXL  [April, 

TICKLER. 

O'er  the  hills  and  far  away.    What  say  you,  Hal  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Nothing,  sir. 

NORTH. 

We  see  love  in  one  mind  a  fierce,  self-willed,  devouring  passion,  that 
seeks  nothing  but  its  own  gratification  at  all  consequences.  In  another  we 
see  it  pure,  generous,  and  heroic,  in  its  every  height  of  strength  sacrificing 
itself  to  its  object,  or  to  solemn  duties,  and  enabled  by  its  own  intense 
strength  to  make  that  sacrifice.  In  another  we  see  it  humble  and  meek,  the 
sorrow  and  the  solace  of  a  gentle,  patient,  uncomplaining  life.  Is  this  the 
same  passion  to  which  we  have  given  the  same  name  ? 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

Vain  delusion,  indeed ! 

NORTH. 

We  read  the  story  of  two  men  who  have  signalized  themselves  by  their 
giant  usurpation  of  power  over  the  obedience  and  destinies  of  their  kind. 
We  call  both  ambitious.  Yet  I  find  Julius  Caesar  shedding  no  blood  but  as 
a  soldier  in  the  field,  dropping  tears  to  see  the  pale  mangled  head  of  his 
mightiest  foe,  and  taking  those,  in  the  frankness  of  generous  affection,  to  his 
unmistrusting  confidence,  who  were  erelong  to  whet  their  daggers  against 
his  life. 

TICKLER. 

He  was  a  tyrant. 

NORTH. 

We  may  live—nay,  not  we— but  Hal  here—to  see  worse.  We  find  an- 
other to  whom  ambition  supplies  a  very  different  heart ;  whose  spirit  it 
steels  against  remorse  ;  to  whom  it  makes  the  paths  of  peace  and  of  blood 
alike  on  the  way  to  empire,  from  whose  own  heart  it  shuts  out  peace, 
sowing  fear,  suspicion,  and  hate  in  its  place;  to  whom  it  makes  the  happi- 
ness and  life  of  one  man  and  those  of  millions  a  matter  of  like  indifference, 
in  the  calculations  of  that  sole  arbiter  of  Will  and  Destiny.  Can  we  think 
that  in  the  two  men  we  have  understood  the  passion  of  their  ambition,  be- 
cause we  have  given  it  one  name  in  both  ?  The  truth  is,  Hal,  that  the  Poets 
have  done  great  and  glorious  things  with  the  Passions — the  Philosophers 
little— and  the  Metaphysicians  nothing. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

In  that  field,  reyered  sir,  as  in  others,  you  are  born  to  work  wonders 
that  shall  make  the  name  of  North  immortal. 

NORTH. 

Turn  to  those  with  whom  you  live,  Hal,  and  see  how  the  same  affection 
towards  yourself  is  different  in  different  breasts.  Is  intellect,  is  judgment, 
is  memory,  the  same  ?  The  entire  mind  is  different  by  the  complex  differ- 
ence of  the  thousandfold  variety  in  all  its  faculties  and  powers. 

YOUNG  GENTLEMAN. 

"  A  mighty  maze,  but  not  without  a  plan." 

NORTH. 

Nay,  it  is  different  to  itself.  Every  new  passion  that  enters,  each  suc- 
cessive year's  longer  experience  of  life,  changes  all  that  was  before — the 
whole  mind,  through  all  its  feelings  and  all  its  thoughts. 

TICKLER. 

Aye — every  mind  undergoes  metamorphoses  more  miraculous  than  any 
sung  by  Naso. 

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Goose,  Turkey  Ditto,  and  the  accustomed  etceteras,} 

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EDINBURGH  MAGAZINE. 


No,  CXCIV. 


MAY,  1832. 


VOL.  XXXI. 


TENNYSON'S  POEMS.* 


ALMOST  all  men,  women,  and 
children,  are  poets,  except  those  who 
write  verses.  We  shall  not  define 
poetry,  because  the  Cockneys  have 
done  so  j  and  were  they  to  go  to 
church,  we  should  be  strongly  tempt- 
ed to  break  the  Sabbath.  But  this 
much  we  say  of  it,  that  every  thing 
is  poetry  which  is  not  mere  sensa- 
tion. We  are  poets  at  all  times  when 
our  minds  are  makers.  Now,  it  is 
well  known,  that  we  create  nine- 
tenths  at  least  of  what  appears  to 
exist  externally;  and  that  such  is 
somewhere  about  the  proportion  be- 
tween reality  and  imagination.  Mil- 
lions of  supposed  matters-of-fact  are 
the  wildest  fictions — of  which  we 
may  mention  merely  two,  the  rising 
and  the  setting  of  the  sun.  This  be- 
ing established,  it  follows  that  we 
live,  breathe,  and  have  our  being  in 
Poetry — it  is  the  Life  of  our  Life — 
the  heart  of  the  mystery,  which,  were 
it  plucked  out,  and  to  beat  no  more, 
the  universe,  now  all  written  over 
with  symbolical  characters  of  light, 
would  be  at  once  a  blank  obscurely 
scribbled  over  with  dead  letters;  or 
rather,  the  volume  would  be  shut 
up — and  appear  a  huge  clumsy  folio 
with  brass  clasps,  bound  in  calf-skin, 
and  draperied  with  cobwebs.  But 
instead  of  that,  the  leaves  of  the  living 
Book  of  Nature  are  all  fluttering  in 
the  sunshine ;  even  he  who  runs  may 
read ;  though  they  alone  who  sit, 
stand,  or  lie,  pondering  on  its  pages, 
behold  in  full  the  beauty  and  the 


sublimity,  which  their  own  immor- 
tal spirits  create,  reflected  back  on 
them  who  are  its  authors,  and  felt,  in 
that  trance,  to  be  the  spiritual  sound 
and  colouring  which  vivifies  and  ani- 
mates the  face  and  the  form  of  Na- 
ture. 

All  men,  women,  and  children, 
then,  are  manifestly  poets,  except 
those  who  write  verses.  But  why 
that  exception  ?  Because  they  alone 
make  no  use  of  their  minds.  Versi- 
fiers— and  we  speak  but  of  them — 
are  the  sole  living  creatures  that  are 
not  also  creators.  The  inferior  ani- 
mals— as  we  are  pleased  to  call  them, 
and  as  indeed  in  some  respects  they 
are — modify  matter  much  in  their 
imaginations.  Rode  ye  never  a  horse 
by  night  through  a  forest?  That 
most  poetical  of  quadrupeds  sees  a 
spirit  in  every  stump,  else  why  by 
such  sudden  start  should  he  throw 
his  master  over  his  ears  ?  The  black- 
bird on  the  tip-top  of  that  pine-tent 
is  a  poet,  else  never  could  his  yellow 
bill  so  salute  with  rapturous  orisons 
the  reascending  Sun,  as  he  flings  over 
the  woods  a  lustre  again  gorgeous 
from  the  sea.  And  what  induces 
those  stock-doves,  think  ye,  to  fill 
the  heart  of  the  grove  with  soft, 
deep,  low,  lonely,  rar-away,  mourn- 
ful, yet  happy— thunder  ;  what,  but 
Love  and  Joy,  and  Delight  and  De- 
sire, in  one  word,  Poetry — Poetry 
that  confines  the  universe  to  that 
wedded  pair,  within  the  sanctuary 
of  the  pillared  shade  impervious  to 


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VOL.  XXXI.  NO.  CXCIV. 


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meridian  sunbeams,  and  brightens 
and  softens  into  splendour  and  into 
snow  divine  the  plumage  beautify- 
ing the  creatures  in  their  bliss,  as 
breast  to  breast  they  croodendoo  on 
their  shallow  nest ! 

Thus  all  men,  women,  and  child- 
ren, birds,  beasts,  and  fishes,  are 
poets,  except  versifiers.  Oysters 
are  poets.  Nobody  will  deny  that, 
who  ever  in  the  neighbourhood  of 
Prestonpans  beheld  them  passion- 
ately gaping,  on  their  native  bed, 
for  the  flow  of  tide  coming  again  to 
awaken  all  their  energies  from  the 
wide  Atlantic.  Nor  less  so  are  snails. 
See  them  in  the  dewy  stillness  of 
eve,  as  they  salute  the  crescent  Dian, 
with  horns  humbler  indeed,  but  no 
less  pointed  than  her  own.  The 
beetle,  against  the  traveller  borne 
in  heedless  hum,  if  we  knew  all  his 
feelings  in  that  soliloquy,  might  safe- 
ly be  pronounced  a  Wordsworth. 

Thus  are  we  all  poets — high  and 
\ow — except  versifiers.  They,  poor 
creatures,  are  a  peculiar  people,  im- 
potent of  good  works.  Ears  have 
they,  but  they  hear  not — eyes  have 
they,  but  they  will  not  see— nay, 
naturalists  assert  that  they  have 
brains  and  spinal  marrow,  also  or- 
gans of  speech;  yet  with  all  that 
organization,  they  seem  to  have  but 
little  feeling,  and  no  thought;  and 
but  by  a  feeble  and  monotonous  fizz, 
are  you  made  aware,  in  the  twilight, 
of  the  useless  existence  of  the  ob- 
scure ephemerals. 

But  we  fear  that  we  are  getting 
satirical,  than  which  nothing  can  well 
be  more  unbecoming  the  character 
of  a  Christian :  So  let  us  be  serious. 
Many  times  a  month  do  we  hint  to 
all  such  insects,  that  Maga  looks 
upon  them  as  midges.  But  still  will 
they  be  seeking  to  insinuate  them- 
selves through  her  long  deep  veil, 
which  nunlike  she  Avears  at  gloam- 
ing ;  and  can  they  complain  of  cruel- 
ty, if  she  brush  them  away  with  her 
lily  hand,  or  compress  them  with 
her  snow-white  fingers  into  unlin- 
gering  death  ?  There  is  no  such  pri- 
vileged place  in  this  periodical  world 
now  as  the  fugitive  Poets'  Corner. 
All  its  regions  are  open  to  the  in- 
spired ;  but  the  versifier  has  no  spot 
now  wherein  to  expand  his  small 
mealy  wings ;  and  you  see  him  sit- 
ting disconsolate  as  one  of  those 
animalculse,  who,  in  their  indolent 


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[May, 


brownness,  are  neither  flies,  bees,  nor 
wasps,  like  a  spot  upon  dandelion 
or  bunweed,  till  he  surprises  you  by 
proving  that  he  has  wings,  or  some- 
thing of  that  sort,  by  a  feeble  fare- 
well flight  in  among  nettles  some 
yards  off,  where  he  takes  refuge  in 
eternal  oblivion. 

It  is  not  easy  to  find  out  what  sets 
people  a-versifying ;  especially  now- 
a-days,  when  the  slightest  symptoms 
of  there  being  something  amiss  with 
them  in  that  way,  immediately  sub- 
ject them  not  only  to  the  grossest 
indignities,  but  to  the  almost  certain 
loss  of  bread.  We  could  perhaps 
in  some  measure  understand  it,  were 
they  rich,  or  even  tolerably  well-off; 
in  the  enjoyment,  let  us  suppose,  of 
small  annuities,  or  of  hereditary 
kail-yards,  with  a  well  in  the  corner, 
overshadowed  with  a  bourtree  bush ; 
but  they  are  almost  always,  if  in  at 
the  knees,  out  at  the  elbows;  and 
their  stockings  seem  to  have  been 
compiled  originally  by  some  myste- 
rious process  of  darning  upon  no- 
thing as  a  substratum.  Now  nothing 
more  honourable  than  virtuous  po- 
verty; but  then  we  expect  to  see 
him  with  a  shuttle  or  a  spade  in  his 
hand,  weaving  "  seventeen  hunder 
linen,"  or  digging  drains,  till  the 
once  dry  desert  is  all  one  irrigated 
meadow, green  as  the  summer  woods 
that  fling  their  shadows  o'er  its  hay- 
cocks. He  is  an  insufferable  sight, 
alternately  biting  his  nails  and  his 
pen,  and  blotching  whitey-bro  wn  with 
hieroglyphics  that  would  have  puz- 
zled Champollion.  Versifying  ope- 
ratives are  almost  always  half-witted 
creatures,  addicted  to  drinking ;  and 
sell  their  songs  for  alms.  Persons 
with  the  failing,  in  what  are  some- 
times called  the  middle-classes,  or 
even  in  more  genteel  or  fashionable 
life,  such  as  the  children  of  clerks  of 
various  kinds,  say  to  canal  or  coal  com- 
panies, are  slow  to  enter  upon  any 
specific  profession,  trusting  to  their 
genius,  which  their  parents  regard 
with  tears,  sometimes  of  joy,  and 
sometimes  of  rage,  according  as  their 
prophetic  souls  see  the  brows  of 
their  offspring  adorned  with  laurels, 
or  their  breeches  with  tatters.  Sen- 
sible parents  crush  this  propensity 
in  the  bud,  and  ruthlessly  bind  the 
Apollos  apprentices  to  Places;  but 
the  weaker  ones  enclose  contribu- 
tions to  Christopher  North,  as  if  they 


1832.] 


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7-23 


had  never  heard  of  his  crutch, 
and  thus  is  the  world  defrauded  of 
many  a  tailor.  What  becomes  of  all 
the  versifiers  when  they  get  old — if, 
indeed,  they  ever  do  get  old — we  ne- 
ver yet  heard  any  plausible  conjec- 
ture; though  we  have  ourselves  seen 
some  in  middle  age,  walking  about, 
each  by  himself,  looking  as  if  he  were 
sole  survivor  of  the  Seven  Young 
Men,  with  his  unmeaning  face,  and 
his  umbrella  under  his  arm,  though 
the  dust  may  have  been  lying  three 
inches  thick,  and  laughing  to  scorn 
the  thin-spurting  showers  of  the 
water-carts,  that  seemed  sent  there 
rather  to  raise  than  to  lay  the  ghost 
of  a  dry  summer.  'Tis  said  that 
from  this  class  is  drawn  the  supply 
of  theatrical  critics. 

Now  and  then,  by  some  felicity  of 
fortune,  a  versifier  enjoys  a  tempo- 
rary revenge  on  stepdame  Nature, 
and  for  a  while  is  seen  fluttering 
like  a  butterfly  among  birds ;  or  ra- 
ther heard  cheeping  like  a  mouse 
among  a  choir  of  nightingales.  Peo- 
ple take  it  into  their  heads  to  insist 
upon  it  that  he  is  a  poet.  They  so- 
licit subscriptions,  get  him  into  print, 
and  make  interest  with  newspaper 
editors  to  allow  him  to  review  him- 
self twice  a-week  through  the  sea- 
son. These  newspapers  he  files; 
and  binds  the  folio.  He  abuses 
Blackwood,  and  is  crowned  King  of 
all  the  Albums. 

We  had  no  intention  of  being  so, 
but  suspect  that  we  have  been  some- 
what, severe;  so  let  us  relieve  all 
lads  of  feeling  and  fancy,  by  assuring 
them  that  hitherto  we  have  been 
sneering  but  at  sumphs  and  God-h  el  p- 
you-silly-ones,  and  that  our  hearts 
overflow  with  kindness  towards  all 
the  children  of  genius.  Not  a  few 
promising  boys  have  lately  attempt- 
ed poetry  both  in  the  east  and  west 
of  Scotland,  and  we  have  listened 
not  undelighted  to  the  music.  Stod- 
,dart  and  Aytoun — he  of  the  Death- 
Wake,  and  he  of  Poland — are  gra- 
ciously regarded  by  Old  Christopher; 
and  their  volumes — presentation- co- 
pies— have  been  placed  among  the 
essays  of  those  gifted  youths,  of 
whom  in  riper  years  much  may  be 
confidently  predicted  of  fair  and 
good.  Many  of  the  small  poems  of 
John  Wright,  an  industrious  weaver, 
somewhere  in  Ayrshire,  are  beauti- 
ful, and  have  received  the  praise  of 


Sir  Walter  himself,  who,  though  kind 
to  all  aspirants,  praises  none  to  whom 
nature  has  not  imparted  some  por- 
tion of  the  creative  power  of  ge- 
nius. 

One  of  John's  strains  we  have  com- 
mitted to  memory — or  rather,  with- 
out trying  to  do  so,  got  by  heart;  and 
as  it  seems  to  us  very  mild  and 
touching,  here  it  is. 

THE  WRECKED  MARINER. 

Stay,  proud  bird  of  the  shore  ! 

Carry  my  last  breath  with  thee  to  the  cliff — 

Where  waits  our  shattered  skiff, 

One  that  shall  mark  nor  it  nor  lover  more. 

Fan,  with  thy  plumage  bright, 

Her  heaving  heart  to  rest,  as  thou  dost  mine, 

And,  gently  to  divine 

The  tearful  tale,  flap  out  her  beacon  light. 

Again  swoop  out  to  sea, 

With  lone  and  lingering  wail,  then  lay  thy 

head, 

As  thou  thyself  wert  dead, 
Upon  her  breast,  that  she  may  weep  for  me. 

Now,  let  her  bid  false  Hope 
For  ever  hide  her  beam,  nor  trust  again 
The  peace-bereaving  strain — 
Life  has,  but  still  far  hence,  choice  flowers 
to  crop. 

Oh  !    bid  her  not  repine, 

And  deem  my  loss  too  bitter  to  be  borne ; 

Yet  all  of  passion  scorn, 

But  the  mild,  deepening  memory  of  mine. 

Thou  art  away  ! — sweet  wind, 

Bear  the  last  trickling   tear-drop  on  your 

wing, 

And  o'er  her  bosom  fling 
The  love-fraught  peai'ly  shower,  till  rest  it 

find. 

England  ought  to  be  producing 
some  young  poets  now,  that  there 
may  be  no  dull  interregnum  when 
the  old  shall  have  passed  away ;  and 
pass  away  many  of  them  soon  must 
—their  bodies,  which  are  shadows, 
but  their  spirits,  which  are  lights — 
they  will  burn  for  ever— till  time  be 
no  more.  It  is  thought  by  many  that 
almost  all  the  poetical  genius  which 
has  worked  such  wonders  in  our  day, 
was  brought  into  power — it  having 
been  given  but  in  capacity  to  the 
Wordsworths,  and  Scotts,  and  By- 
rons  —  by  the  French  Revolution. 
Through  the  storm  and  tempest,  the 
thunder  and  the  lightning,  which  ac- 


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companied  that  great  moral  and  in- 
tellectual earthquake,  the  strong- 
winged  spirits  soared ;  and  found  in 
their  bosom,  or  in  the  "  deep  serene" 
above  all  that  turmoil,  in  the  imper- 
turbable heavens,  the  inspiration  and 
the  matter  of  immortal  song.  If  it 
were  so,  then  shall  not  the  next  age 
want  its  mighty  poets.  For  we  see 
"  the  deep-fermenting  tempest  brew- 
ed in  the  grim  evening  sky."  On  the 
beautiful  green  grass  of  England  may 
there  glisten  in  the  sun  but  the  pear- 
ly dewdrops ;  may  they  be  brushed 
away  but  by  the  footsteps  of  Labour 
issuing  from  his  rustic  lodge.  But 
Europe,  long  ere  bright  heads  are 
grey,  will  see  blood  poured  out  like 
water  j  and  there  will  be  the  noise 
of  many  old  establishments  quaking 
to  their  foundations,  or  rent  asunder, 
or  overthrown.  Much  that  is  sacred 
will  be  preserved  ;  and,  after  a  trou- 
bled time,  much  will  be  repaired  and 
restored,  as  it  has  ever  been  after 
misrule  and  ruin.  Then — and  haply 
not  till  then — will  again  be  heard  the 
majestic  voice  of  song  from  the  reno- 
vated nations.  Yet,  if  the  hum  which 
now  we  hear  be  indeed  that  of  the 
March  of  Intellect,  that  voice  may  as- 
cend from  the  earth  in  peace.  Intel- 
lect delights  in  peace,  which  it  pro- 
duces ;  but  many  is  the  mean  power 
that  apes  the  mighty,  and  often  for 
a  while  the  cheat  is  successful — the 
counterfeit  is  crowned  with  conquest 
— and  hollow  hymns  hail  victories 
that  issue  in  defeats,  out  of  which 
rise  again  to  life  all  that  was  most 
lovely  and  venerable,  to  run  a  new 
career  of  triumph. 

But  we  are  getting  into  the  clouds, 
and  our  wish  is  to  keep  jogging  along 
the  turnpike  road.  So  let  all  this 
pass  for  an  introduction  to  our  Arti- 
cle—and let  us  abruptly  join  com- 
pany with  the  gentleman  whose  name 
stands  at  the  head  of  it,  Mr  Alfred 
Tennyson,  of  whom  the  world,  we 
presume,  yet  knows  but  little  or 
nothing,  whom  his  friends  call  a 
Phoenix,  but  who,  we  hope,  will  not 
be  dissatisfied  with  us,  should  we 
designate  him  merely  a  Swan. 

One  of  the  saddest  misfortunes 
that  can  befall  a  young  poet,  is  to  be 
the  Pet  of  a  Coterie ;  and  the  very 
saddest  of  all,  if  in  Cocktieydom. 
Such  has  been  the  unlucky  lot  of 
Alfred  Tennyson.  He  has  been  ele- 
vated to  the  throne  of  Little  Britain, 


[May, 


and  sonnets  were  showered  over  his 
coronation  from  the  most  remote  re- 
gions of  his  empire,even  from  Hamp- 
stead  Hill.  Eulogies  more  elaborate 
than  the  architecture  of  the  costliest 
gingerbread,  have  been  built  up  into 
panegyrical  piles,  in  commemoration 
of  the  Birth-day ;  and  'twould  be  a 
pity  indeed  with  one's  crutch  to 
smash  the  gilt  battlements,  white  too 
with  sugar  as  with  frost,  and  be- 
gemmed with  comfits.  The  beset- 
ting sin  of  all  periodical  criticism, 
and  now-a-days  there  is  no  other,  is 
boundless  extravagance  of  praise ; 
but  none  splash  it  on  like  the  trowel- 
men  who  have  been  bedaubing  Mi- 
Tennyson.  There  is  something  wrong, 
however,  with  the  compost.  It  won't 
stick;  unseemly  cracks  deform  the 
surface ;  it  falls  off  piece  by  piece 
ere  it  has  dried  in  the  sun,  or  it  hard- 
ens into  blotches ;  and  the  worship- 
pers have  but  discoloured  and  disfi- 
gured their  Idol.  The  worst  of  it  is, 
that  they  make  the  Bespattered  not 
only  feel,  but  look  ridiculous ;  he 
seems  as  absurd  as  an  Image  in  a  tea- 
garden;  and,  bedizened  with  faded 
and  fantastic  garlands,  the  public 
cough  on  being  told  he  is  a  Poet,  for 
he  has  much  more  the  appearance 
of  a  Post. 

The  Englishman's  Magazine  ought 
not  to  have  died ;  for  it  threatened 
to  be  a  very  pleasant  periodical.  An 
Essay  "  on  the  Genius  of  Alfred 
Tennyson,"  sent  it  to  the  grave.  The 
superhuman — nay,  supernatural — 
pomposity  of  that  one  paper,  incapa- 
citated the  whole  work  for  living  one 
day  longer  in  this  unceremonious 
world.  The  solemnity  with  which 
the  critic  approached  the  object  of 
his  adoration,  and  the  sanctity  with 
which  he  laid  his  offerings  on  the 
shrine,  were  too  much  for  our  irreli- 
gious age.  The  Essay  "  on  the  ge- 
nius of  Alfred  Tennyson,"  awoke 
a  general  guffaw,  and  it  expired  in 
convulsions.  Yet  the  Essay  was  ex- 
ceedingly well-written — as  well  as  if 
it  had  been  "  on  the  Genius  of  Sir 
Isaac  Newton."  Therein  lay  the  mis- 
take. Sir  Isaac  discovered  the  law 
of  gravitation  ;  Alfred  had  but  writ- 
ten some  pretty  verses,  and  mankind 
were  not  prepared  to  set  him  among 
the  stars.  But  that  he  has  genius  is 
proved  by  his  being  at  this  moment 
alive ;  for  had  he  not,  he  must  have 
breathed  his  last  under  that  critique, 


1832.] 


Tennyson* s  Poems. 


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The  spirit  of  life  must  indeed  be 
strong  within  him ;  for  he  has  out- 
lived a  narcotic  dose  administered 
to  him  by  a  crazy  charlatan  in  the 
Westminster,  and  after  that  he  may 
sleep  in  safety  with  a  pan  of  char- 
coal. 

But  the  Old  Man  must  see  justice 
done  to  this  ingenious  lad,  and  save 
him  from  his  worst  enemies,  his 
friends.  Never  are  we  so  happy — 
nay,  'tis  now  almost  our  only  happi- 
ness— as  when  scattering  flowers  in 
the  sunshine  that  falls  from  the  yet 
unclouded  sky  on  the  green  path 
prepared  by  gracious  Nature  for  the 
feet  of  enthusiastic  youth.  Yet  we 
scatter  them  not  in  too  lavish"profu- 
sion;  and  we  take  care  that  the 
young  poet  shall  see,  along  with 
the  shadow  of  the  spirit  that  cheers 
him  on,  that,  too,  of  the  accompany- 
ing crutch.  Were  we  not  afraid  that 
our  style  might  be  thought  to  wax 
too  figurative,  we  should  say  that 
Alfred  is  a  promising  plant ;  and  that 
the  day  may  come  when,  beneath 
sun  and  shower,  his  genius  may 
grow  up  and  expand  into  a  stately 
tree,  embowering  a  solemn  shade 
within  its  wide  circumference,  while 
the  daylight  lies  gorgeously  on  its 
crest,  seen  from  afar  in  glory — itself 
a  grove. 

But  that  day  will  never  come,  if 
he  hearken  not  to  our  advice,  and,  as 
far  as  his  own  nature  will  permit, 
regulate  by  it  the  movements  of  his 
genius.  This  may  perhaps  appear, 
at  first  sight  or  hearing,  not  a  little 
unreasonable  on  our  partj  but  not 
so,  if  Alfred  will  but  lay  our  words 
to  heart,  and  meditate  on  their  spi- 
rit. We  desire  to  see  him  prosper  ; 
and  we  predict  fame  as  the  fruit  of 
obedience.  If  he  disobey,  he  assu- 
redly goes  to  oblivion. 

At  present  he  has  small  power  over 
the  common  feelings  and  thoughts  of 
men.  His  feebleness  is  distressing  at 
all  times  when  he  makes  an  appeal 
to  their  ordinary  sympathies.  And 
*  the  reason  is,  that  he  fears  to  look 
such  sympathies  boldly  in  the  face, 
— and  will  be — metaphysical.  What 
all  the  human  race  see  and  feel,  he 
seems  to  think  cannot  be  poetical ; 
he  is  not  aware  of  the  transcendant 
and  eternal  grandeur  of  common- 
place and  all-time  truths,  which  are 
the  staple  of  all  poetry.  All  human 
beings  see  the  same  light  in  heaven 


and  in  woman's  eyes ;  arid  the  great 
poets  put  it  into  language  which  ra- 
ther records  than  reveals,  spiritual- 
izing while  it  embodies.  They  shun 
not  the  sights  of  common  earth — wit- 
ness Wordsworth.  But  beneath  the 
magic  of  their  eyes  the  celandine 
grows  a  star  or  a  sun.  What  beauty 
is  breathed  over  the  daisy  by  loving- 
ly blessing  it  because  it  is  so  com- 
mon !  "  Sweet  flower!  whose  home 
is  every  where  !"  In  like  manner, 
Scott,  when  eulogizing  our  love  of 
our  native  land,  uses  the  simplest 
language,  and  gives  vent  to  the  sim- 
plest feelings — 

Lives  there  the  man  with  soul  so  dead, 
Who  never  to  himself  hath  said, 
This  is  my  own,  my  native  land  ? 

What  less— what  more,  could  any 
man  say  ?  Yet  translate  these  three 
lines — not  omitting  others  that  ac- 
company them  equally  touching — 
into  any  language,  living  or  dead— 
and  they  will  instantly  be  felt  by  all 
hearts,  savage  or  civilized,  to  be  the 
most  exquisite  poetry.  Of  such 
power,  conscious,  as  it  kindles,  of  its 
dominion  over  men,  because  of  their 
common  humanity,  would  that  there 
were  finer  and  more  frequent  exam- 
ples in  the  compositions — otherwise 
often  exquisite— of  this  young  poet. 
Yet  two  or  three  times  he  tries  it 
on — thus, 

NATIONAL  SONG. 

There  is  no  land  like  England, 

Where'er  the  light  of  day  he  ; 
There  are  no  hearts  like  English  hearts, 

Such  hearts  of  oak  as  they  be. 
There  is  no  land  like  England, 

Where'er  the  light  of  day  be; 
There  are  no  men  like  Englishmen, 

So  tall  and  bold  as  they  be. 

CHOKDS — For  the   French  the  Pope  may 

shrive  'em, 

For  the  devil  a  whit  we  heed  'em  : 
As  for  the  French,  God  speed  'em 

Unto  their  heart's  desire, 
And  the  merry  devil  drive  'em 

Through  the  water  and  the  fire. 
FULL  CH.—  Our  glory  is  our  freedom, 

We  lord  it  o'er  the  sea ; 
We  are  the  sons  of  freedom, 

We  are  free. 

*  *  *  *   >  f&itf 

There  is  no  land  like  England,  M  srij 

Where'er  the  light  of  day  be; 
There  are  no  wives  like  English  wives, 
So  fair  and  chaste  as  they  be, 


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There  is  no  land  like  England, 

Where'er  the  light  of  day  be ; 
There  are  no  maids  like  English  maids, 

So  beautiful  as  they  be. 
CHOR. — For  the  French,  &c. 

A  national  song  that  could  be  cha- 
racteristically sung  but  by — Tims. 
Tims,  too,  would  be  grand  in  the 
following  war-song — and  an  encore 
would  assuredly  be  called  for  in  a 
voice  of  thunder  sufficient  to  sour 
small-beer. 

ENGLISH  WAR-SONG. 

WHO  fears  to  die  ?  Who  fears  to  die  ? 
Is  there  any  here  who  fears  to  die  ? 
He  shall  find  what  he  fears ;  and  none  shall 
grieve 

For  the  man  who  fears  to  die ; 
But  the  withering  scorn  of  the  many  shall 
cleave 

To  the  man  who  fears  to  die. 
CHOR.— Shout  for  England  ! 
Ho  !  for  England  ! 
George  for  England  ! 
Merry  England ! 
England  for  ayel 

Think  of  Tims  going  off  the  stage, 
with  right  arm  uplifted,  shouting 
so— 

There  standeth  our  ancient  enemy  ; 

Will  he  dare  to  battle  with  the  free? 
Spur  along !  spur  amain !  charge  to  the  fight ; 

Charge  !  charge  to  the  fight ! 
Hold  up  the  Lion  of  England  on  high  ! 
Shout  for  God  and  our  right ! 

CHOR. — Shout  for  England,  £c. 

Miserable  indeed. 

These  are  almost  the  only  lines  in 
the  volume  in  which  Mr  Tennyson 
condescends  to  be  patriotic;  and 
they  do  not  by  resemblance  remind 
us  of  Tyrtseus.  It  would  not  be 
safe  to  recite  them  by  the  sea-shore, 
on  an  invasion  of  the  French.  Yet 
our  friend  is  a  lover  of  liberty,  as  he 
leaves  us  to  gather  from  the  follow- 
ing strain,  which  must  have  been 
composed  before  he  had  acquired 
much  skill  in  the  "  sedentary  art  of 
penmanship,"  or  experienced  the 
painful  awkwardness  which  every 
man-child  must  pass  through  on  his 
first  entrance  into  breeches.  Samuel 
Johnson,  long  before  he  was  a  doc- 
tor, and  but  in  his  fourth  year,  indi- 
ted some  stanzas  to  a  duck,  after 
which  "  We  are  Free"  will,  we  fear, 
be  read  at  a  disadvantage.  Here  is 
the  whole  concern : 


Tennyson's  Poems. 


(May, 


WE  ARE  FREE. 


The  winds,  as  at  their  hour  of  birth, 

Leaning  upon  the  ridged  sea, 
Breathed  low  around  the  rolling  earth 

With  mellow  preludes,  "  We  are  free." 
The  streams  through  many  a  lilied  row 

Down-carolling  to  the  crisped  sea, 
Low-tinkled  with  a  bell-like  flow 

Atween  the  blossoms,  "  We  are  free." 

That  is  drivel. 

But  there  is  more  dismal  drivel 
even  than  that — and  as  seeing  is  said 
to  be  believing — here  it  is. 

LOST  HOPE. 

You  cast  to  ground  the  hope  which  once  was 

mine  ; 

But  did  the  while  your  harsh  decree  de- 
plore, 
Embalming  with    sweet    tears   the  vacant 

shrine, 

My  heart,  where  Hope  had  been  and  was 
no  more. 

So  on  an  oaken  sprout 

A  goodly  acorn  grew  ; 
But  winds  from  heaven  shook  the  acorn 
out, 

And  filled  the  cup  with  dew. 
But  there  is  more  dismal  drivel 
even  than  that — and  as  seeing  is  be- 
lieving— here  it  is, 

LOVE,   PRIDE,   AND  FORGETFULXESS. 

ERE  yet  ray  heart  was  sweet  Lbve's  tomb, 

Love  laboured  honey  busily. 

I  was  the  hive,  and  love  the  bee, 

My  heart  the  honeycomb. 

One  very  dark  and  chilly  night 

Pride  came  beneath  and  held  a  light. 

The  cruel  vapours  went  through  all, 

Sweet  Love  was  withered  in  his  cell ; 

Pride  took  Love's  sweets,  and  by  a  spell 

Did  change  them  into  gal!  ; 

And  Memory  though  fed  by  Pride 

Did  wax  so  thin  on  gall, 

A  while  she  scarcely  lived  at  all. 

What  marvel  that  she  died  ? 

The  only  excuse  for  such  folly — 
and  it  is  so  bad  a  one  as  to  be  indeed 
an  aggravation  of  the  guilt — is,  that 
it  is  a  poor  imitation  of  a  wretched 
model  mouldered  away  to  dust  in  a 
former  age. 

The  worst  of  all  the  above  is,  that 
they  betray  a  painful  and  impotent 
straining  after  originality — an  aver- 
sion from  the  straight-forward  and 
strong  simplicity  of  nature  and  truth. 
Such  cold  conceits — devoid  of  inge- 
nuity— would  seem  to  us  of  evil 
omen— but  for  our  faith  in  genius, 


1832.]  Tennyson' 

which  can  shake  itself  free  even  from 
the  curse  of  Cockney  ism,  under  the 
timeous  administration  of  the  exor- 
cising crutch.  But  for  that  faith,  we 
should  have  no  hope  of  the  author 
of  the  following  sonnet: 


Poems. 


727 


SONNET. 

Shall  the  hag  Evil  die  with  child  of  Good, 
Or  propagate  again  her  loathed  kind, 
Thronging  the  cells  of  the  diseased  mind, 
Hateful  with  hanging  cheeks,  a  withered 

brood, 

Though  hourly  pastured  on  the  salient  blood  ? 
Oh  !  that  the  wind  which  bloweth  cold  or 

heat 

Would  shatter  and  o'erbear  the  brazen  beat 
Of  their  broad  vans,  and  in  the  solitude 
Of  middle  space  confound  them,  and  blow 

back 
Their  wild  cries  down  their  cavern-throats, 

and  slake 
With  points  of  blast-borne  hail  their  heated 

eyne ! 
So  their  wan  limbs  no  more  might    come 

between 

The  moon  and  the  moon's  reflex  in  the  night, 
Nor  blot  with  floating  shades  the  solar  light. 

In  cases  of  rare  inspiration,  the 
two  gifts  may  go  together ;  but  most 
commonly  it  is  one  thing  to  be  idio- 
tic and  another  oracular.  Not  thus 
spoke  the  oaks  of  Dodona;  we 
should  expect  a  more  sensible  re- 
sponse from  one  of  Sir  Henry  Steu- 
art's  thirty-times-transplanted  syca- 
mores, that  are  no  sooner  in  the 
ground  than  they  are  out  again,  and 
have  not  a  single  small  spot  on  all 
the  estate  of  Allanton  they  can  call 
their  own. 

Yet  Mr  Tennyson  is  manifestly 
prouder  of  his  lays,  than  of  his  laws 
was  Alfred  the  Great;  and  he  is  ready 
with  his  shafts  of  satire,  tipped  with 
fire,  and  barbed  with  fury,  to  shoot 
all  that  sneer  at  his  songs. 

THE  POET'S  MIND. 

VEX  not  thou  the  poet's  mind 

With  thy  shallow  wit : 
Vex  not  thou  the  poet's  mind, 
,      For  thou  canst  not  fathom  it. 
Clear  and  bright  it  should  be  ever, 
Flowing  like  a  crystal  river ; 
Bright  as  light,  and  clear  as  wind : 
Clear  as  summer  mountain-streams, 
Bright  as  the  inwoven  beams, 
Which  beneath  their  crisping  sapphire 
In  the  midday,  floating  o'er 
The  golden  sands,  make  evermore 
To  a  blossom-starred  shore. 
Hence  away,  unhallowed  laughter  !  - 


Darkbrowed  sophist,  come  not  anear ; 

The  poet's  mind  is  holy  ground  ; 
Hollow  smile  and  frozen  sneer 

Come  not  here. 
Holy  water  will  I  pour 
Into  every  spicy  flower 
Of  the  laurel  shrubs  that  hedge  it  round. 
The  flowers  would  faint  at  your  cruel  cheer. 
In  your  eye  there  is  death, 
There  is  frost  in  your  breath 
Which  would  blight  the  plants. 
Where  you  stand  you  cannot  hear 
From  the  groves  within 
The  wild  bird's  din. 
In  the  heart  of  the  garden  the  merry  bird 

chants, 

It  would  fall  to  the  ground  if  you  came  in. 
In  the  middle  leaps  a  fountain 
Like  sheet  lightning, 
Ever  brightening 
With  a  low  melodious  thunder ; 
All  day  and  all  night  it  is  ever  drawn 
From  the  brain  of  the  purple  mountain 
Which  stands  in  the  distance  yonder  : 
It  springs  on  a  level  of  bowery  lawn, 
And  the  mountain  draws   it   from  heaven 

above, 

And  it  sings  a  song  of  undying  love ; 
And  yet,  though  its  voice  be  so  clear  and  full, 
You  would  never  hear  it — your  ears  are  so 

dull; 
So  keep  where  you  are  :    you  are  foul  with 

sin; 
It  would  shrink  to  the  earth  if  you  came  in. 

Most  of  that  is  silly — some  of  it  pret- 
tyish— scarcely  one  line  of  it  all  true 
poetry;  but  as  it  has  been  admired, 
we  quote  it  entire,  that,  should  we 
be  in  error,  the  Poet  may  triumph 
over  the  critic,  and  Christopher 
North  stand  rebuked  before  the  su- 
perior genius  of  Alfred  Tennyson. 

Our  young  friend  is  a  philosopher 
— sometimes  a  crying,  sometimes  a 
laughing  one — and  sometimes  "  says 
a  smile  to  a  tear  on  the  cheek  of  my 
dear;"  but  what  it  says  can  only  be 
given  in  its  own  words.  We  offer  to 
match  the  following  composition  for 
a  cool  hundred,  against  any  thing 
alive  of  the  same  inches — and  give  a 
stone. 

THE   "  HOW"  AND  THE   "  WHY." 

I  am  any  man's  suitor, 
If  any  will  be  my  tutor  : 
Some  say  this  life  is  pleasant, 

Some  think  it  speedeth  fast : 
In  time  there  is  no  present, 
In  eternity  no  future, 
In  eternity  110  past. 

We  laugh,  we  cry,  we  are  born,  we  die, 
Who  will  riddle  me  the  hoiv  and  the  why  ? 


728  Tennyson's  Poems. 

The  bulrush  nods  unto  its  brother, 
The  wheatears  whisper  to  each  other  : 
What  is  it  they  say  ?  What  do  they  there  ? 
Why  two  and  two  make  four  ?  Why  round 

is  not  square  ? 
Why  the  rock  stands  still,   and  the  light 

clouds  fly  ? 
Why  the  heavy  oak  groans,  and  the  white 

willows  sigh  ? 

Why  deep  is  not  high,  and  high  is  not  deep  ? 
Whether  we  wake,  or  whether  we  sleep  ? 
Whether  we  sleep,  or  whether  we  die  ? 
How  you  are  you  ?  Why  I  am  I  ? 
Who  will  riddle  me  the  how  and  the  why  9 

The  world  is  somewhat ;  it  goes  on  some- 
how ; 

But  what  is  the  meaning  of  then  and  now  ? 

I  feel  there  is  something  ;  but  how  and  what  ? 

I  know  there  is  somewhat ;  but  what  and 
why? 

I  cannot  tell  if  that  somewhat  be  I. 


[May, 


The  little  bird  pipeth — (  why  ?  why  ?' 
In  the  summer  woods  when  the  sun  falls  low ; 
And  the  great  bird  sits  on  the  opposite  bough, 
And  stares  in  his  face,  and  shouts,  '  how  ? 

how  ?' 
And  the  black  owl  scuds  down  the  mellow 

twilight, 
Aad  chaunts,  '  how  ?  how  ?'  the  whole  of 

the  night. 

Why  the  life  goes  when  the  blood  is  spilt  ? 
What  the  life  is  ?  where  the  soul  may  lie  ? 
Why  a  church  is  with  a  steeple  built ; 
And  a  house  with  a  chimney-pot  ? 
Who  will  riddle  me  the  how  and  the  what  ? 
Who  will  riddle  me  the  what  and  the  why  ? 

Mr  Tennyson  opines,  that  in  these 
verses  he  displays  his  genius  before 
an  admiring,  a  delighted,  and  an  in- 
structed world,  in  the  garb  of  an  or- 
thodox philosophy  venturing  for  a 
while  sportively  to  give  utterance  to 
its  sense  of  the  nothingness  of  all 
human  knowledge,  which  is  but  an- 
other word  for  our  ignorance  of  the 
mysteries  of  creation.  But  it  is  from 
beginning  to  end  a  clumsy  and  un- 
wieldy failure,  and  shews  no  fancy 
in  the  region  of  metaphysics;  though 
it  is  plain  from  many  a  page  that  he 
has  deluded  himself,  and  suffered 
others  to  delude  him,  into  the  belief 
that  there  lies  his  especial  province. 
To  some  of  his  queries  Thomas 
Aquinas  himself,  or  any  other  ce- 
lestial doctor,  might  be  puzzled  to 
give  a  satisfactory  answer;  but  the 
first  little  boy  or  girl  he  may  meet  will 
set  his  mind  at  rest  on  the  last  two, 
though  no  man  who  has  ever  walked 


the  streets  of  Edinburgh  in  a  high 
wind,  will  be  able  to  bring  his  mind 
to  believe  in  the  propriety — what- 
ever he  may  think  of  the  necessity — 
of  a  house  with  a  chimney-pot,  for 
which  there  is  no  substitute  like  an 
Old  Woman. 

Mr  Tennyson's  admirers  say  he 
excels  wondrously  in  personating 
mermen  and  mermaids,  fairies,  et  id 
f/enus  omne,  inhabiting  sea-caves  and 
forest  glades,  "  in  still  or  stormy 
weather,"  the  "  gay  creatures  of  the 
element,"  be  that  element  air,  earth, 
fire,  or  water,  so  that  the  denizens 
thereof  be  but  of  "  imagination  all 
compact."  We  beg  of  you  to  hear, 
for  a  few  sentences,  the  quack  in  the 
Westminster.  "  Our  author  has  the 
secret  of  the  transmigration  of  the 
soul.  He  can  cast  his  own  spirit  into 
any  living  thing,  real  or  imaginary. 
Scarcely  Vishnu  himself  becomes  in- 
carnate more  easily,  frequently,  or 
perfectly.  And  there  is  singular  re- 
finement, as  well  as  solid  truth,  in 
his  impersonations,  whether  they  be 
of  inferior  creatures,  or  of  such  ele- 
mental beings  as  sirens,  as  mermen, 
and  mermaidens.  He  does  not  mere- 
ly assume  their  external  shapes,  and 
exhibit  his  own  mind  masquerading. 
He  takes  their  senses,  feelings,  nerves, 
and  brain,  along  with  their  names  and 
local  habitations ;  still  it  is  himself 
in  them,  modified  but  not  absorbed 
by  their  peculiar  constitution  and 
mode  of  being.  In  the  '  Merman,' 
one  seems  to  feel  the  principle  of 
thought  injected  by  a  strong  volition 
into  the  cranium  of  the  finny  worthy, 
and  coming  under  all  the  influences, 
as  thinking  principles  do,  of  the  phy- 
sical organization  to  which  it  is  for 
the  time  allied  :  for  a  moment  the 
identification  is  complete  ;  and  then 
a  consciousness  of  contrast  springs 
up  between  the  reports  of  external 
objects  brought  to  the  mind  by  the 
senses,  and  those  which  it  has  been 
accustomed  to  receive,  and  this  con- 
sciousness gives  to  the  description  a 
most  poetical  colouring."  We  could 
quote  another  couple  of  critics — but 
as  the  force  of  nature  could  no  farther 
go,  and  as  to  make  one  fool  she  joined 
the  other  two,  we  keep  to  the  West- 
minster. It  is  a  perfect  specimen  of 
the  super-hyperbolical  ultra-extrava- 
gance of  outrageous  Cockney  eulogis- 
tic foolishness,  with  which  not  even  a 
quantity  of  common  sense  less  than 


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Tenny sorts  Poems. 


nothing  has  been  suffered,  for  an  in- 
divisible moment  of  time,  to  mingle ; 
the  purest  mere  matter  of  moonshine 
ever  mouthed  by  an  idiot-lunatic,  sla- 
vering in  the  palsied  dotage  of  the 
extremest  superannuation  ever  in- 
flicted on  a  being,  long  ago,  perhaps, 
in  some  slight  respects  and  low  de- 
grees human,  but  now  sensibly  and 
audibly  reduced  below  the  level  of 
the  Pongos.  "  Coming  under  all  the 
influences,  as  thinking  principles  do, 
of  the  physical  Organization  to  which 
it  is  for  the  time  allied !"  There  is  a 
bit  of  Cockney  materialism  for  you  ! 
"  The  principle  of  thought  injected 
by  a  strong  volition  into  the  cranium 
of  the  finny  worthy  !"  Written  like 
the  Son  of  a  Syringe.  O  the  specu- 
lative sumph  !  'Tis  thus  that  disho- 
nest Cockneys  would  fain  pass  off  in 
their  own  vile  slang,  and  for  their 
own  viler  meaning,  murdered  and 
dismembered,  the  divine  Homeric 
philosophy  of  the  Isle  of  Circe. 
Was  not  Jupiter  still  Jove — aye,  every 
inch  the  thunderous  king  of  heaven, 
whose  throne  was  Olympus — while 
to  languishing  Leda  the  godhead 
seemed  a  Swan '?  In  the  eyes  of  a 
grazier,  who  saw  but  Smithfield,  he 
would  have  been  but  a  bull  in  the 
Ptape  of  Europa.  Why,  were  the 
Cockney  critic's  principle  of  thought 
injected  by  a  strong  volition  into  the 
skull  of  a  donkey — has  he  vanity  to 
imagine,  for  a  moment,  that  he  would 
be  a  more  consummate  ass  than  he 
nowbrays?  Orif  into  that  of  theGreat 
Glasgow  Gander,  that  his  quackery 
would  be  more  matchless  still  ?  O 
no,  no,  no !  He  would  merely  be 
"  assuming  their  external  shapes ;" 
but  his  asinine  and  anserine  natural 
endowments  would  all  remain  un- 
changed— a  greater  goose  than  he 
now  is,  depend  upon  it,  he  could 
riot  be,  were  he  for  a  tedious  life- 
time to  keep  waddling  his  way 
through  this  weary  world  on  web- 
feet,  and  with  uplifted  wings  and 
outstretched  neck,  hissing  the  long- 
red-round-cloaked  beggar  off  the 
common ;  a  superior  ass  he  might  in 
no  ways  prove,  though,  untethered 
in  the  lane  where  gipsy  gang  had 
encraal'd,  he  were  left  free  to  roam 
round  the  canvass  walls,  eminent 
among  all  the  "  animals  that  chew 
the  thistle/' 
Here  is  most  of  the  poem  which 


729 

"  proves  that  our  author  has  the 
secret  of  the  transmigration  of  the 
soul." 

Who  would  be 
A  merman  bold 
Sitting  alone, 
Singing  alone 
Under  the  sea, 
With  a  crown  of  gold, 

On  a  throne  ? 

I  would  be  a  merman  bold  ; 
I  would  sit  and  sing  the  whole  of  the  day  ; 
I  would  fill  the  sea-halls  with  a  voice  of  power; 
But  at  night  I  would  roam  abroad  and  play 
With  the  mermaids  in  and  out  of  the  rocks, 
Dressing  their  hair  with  the  white  seaflower, 
And  holding  them  back  by  their  flowing 

locks, 

I  would  kiss  them  often  under  the  sea, 
And  kiss  them  again  till  they  kissed  me 

Laughingly,  laughingly  ; 
And  then  we  would  wander  away,  away,. 
To  the  pale  green  seagroves  straight  and  high, 
Chasing  each  other  merrily, 
All  night,  merrily,  merrily  : 
But  I  would  throw  to  them  back  in  mine 
Turkis  and  agate  and  almondine. 
Then  leaping  out  upon  them  unseen 
I  would  kiss  them  often  under  the  sea, 
And  kiss  them  again  till  they  kissed  me 
Laughingly,  laughingly. 

'Tis,  after  all,  but  a  sorry  affair — 
and  were  fifty  of  the  'o<  ?roxx<j/  to 
compose  prize  verses  on  "  the  Mer- 
man," Oxford  and  Cambridge  must 
be  changed  for  the  worse  since  our 
days,  if  two  dozen  copies  did  not 
prove  about  as  bad  as  this — one  do- 
zen rather  worse — one  dozen  far  bet- 
ter, while  the  remaining  brace,  to  the 
exclusion  of  Mr  Tennyson's  attempt, 
had  the  prize  divided  between  them, 
the  authors  having  been  found  enti- 
tled to  an«quality  of  immortal  fame. 
The  pervading  character  of  the  verses 
is  distinguished  silliness  ;  and  Alfred 
cuts  a  foolish  figure,  "  modified  but 
not  absorbed  by  the  peculiar  consti- 
tution and  mode  of  being"  of  a  mer- 
man. He  kisses  like  a  cod-fish,  and, 
we  humbly  presume,  he  is  all  the 
while  stark-naked  under  the  sea; 
though,  for  the  sake  of  decency,  we 
recommend  next  dip  a  pair  of  flan- 
nel drawers.  Poetry  and  criticism 
must  be  at  a  low  ebb  indeed  on  the 
shores  of  the  Thames.  Should  he 
persist  in  writing  thus  to  the  end  of 
the  Dean  and  Chapter,  Alfred  Ten- 
nyson may  have  a  niche  in  the  West- 
minster Review,  but  never  in  West- 
minster Abbey, 


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[May, 


"  The  Mermaid,"  we  are  told  by 
the  Tailor's  Trump,  "  is  beautifully 
discriminated  and  most  delicately 
drawn.  She  is  the  younger  sister  of 
Undine;  or  Undine  herself  before 
she  had  a  soul."  Here  is  a  specimen 
of  the  sea-nymph  without  a  soul,  who 
is  younger  sister  to  herself,  that  is 
Undine.  Her  mother  ought  to  keep 
a  sharp  look  out  upon  her ;  for  she 
is  of  an  amorous  temperament,  and 
a  strong  Anti-Mai thusian. 

And  all  the  mermen  under  the  sea 
Would  feel  their  immortality 
Die  in  their  hearts  for  the  love  of  me. 
But  at  night  I  would  wander  away,  away, 

I  would  fling  on  each  side  my  low-flowing 

locks, 
And  lightly  vault  from  the  throne  and  play 

With  the  mermen  in  and  out  of  the  rocks  ; 
We  would  run  to  and  fro,  and  hide  and  seek, 

On  the  broad  seawolds  i'  the  crimson  shells, 
Whose  silvery  spikes  are  uighest  the  sea. 
But  if  any  came  near  I  would  call,  and  shriek, 
And  adown  the  steep  like  a  wave  I  would 
leap, 

From  the  diamond  ledges  that  jut  from 

the  dells ; 

For  I  would  not  be  kist  by  all  who  would  list, 
Of  the  bold  merry  mermen  under  the  sea ; 
They  would  sue  me,  and  woo  me,  and  flatter 

me, 

In  the  purple  twilights  under  the  sea  ; 
But  the  king  of  them  all  would  carry  me, 
Woo  me,  and  win  me,  and  marry  me, 
In  the  branching  jaspers  under  the  sea. 

So  much  for  Mermen  and  Mer- 
maidens,  and  for  the  style  in  which 
the  Westminster  Pet  of  the  Fancy 
"  takes  their  senses,  feelings,  nerves, 
and  brain,  along  with  their  local  ha- 
bitations and  their  names."  "  And 
the  Sirens, — who  could  resist  these 
Sea-Fairies,  as  the  author  prefers 
calling  them  ?"  And  pray  what  may 
be  their  alluring  enticements  '? 

Drop  the  oar, 
Leap  ashore, 
Fly  no  more  ! 
Whither  away  wi'  the  sail !  whither  away 

wi'  the  oar  ? 
Day  and  night  to  the  billow  the  fountain 

calls  • 
Down  shower  the  gambling  waterfalls 

From  wandering  over  the  lea  ; 
They  freshen  the  silvery-crimson  shells  ; 
And  thick  with  white  bells   the  clover-hill 

swells 

High  over  the  full- toned  sea. 
Merrily  carol  the  revelling  gales 
Over  the  islands  free  : 


From  the  green  seabanks  the  rose  down- 
trails 

To  the  happy  brimmed  sea. 
Come  hither,  come  hither,  and  be  our  lords, 

For  merry  brides  .are  we  : 
We  will  kiss  sweet  kisses,  and  speak  sweet 

words. 

Oh  listen,  listen,  your  eyes  shall  glisten 
With  pleasure  and  love  and  revelry  ; 
Oh  listen,  listen,  your  eyes  shall  glisten, 
When  the  sharp  clear  twang  of  the  golden 

chords 

Runs  up  the  ridged  sea. 
Ye  will  not  find  -so  happy  a  shore, 
Weary  mariners  !  all  the  world  o'er  ; 

Oh  !  fly  no  more  ! 
Harken  ye,  harken  ye,  sorrow  shall  darken 

ye, 

Danger  and  trouble  and  toil  no  more  ; 
Whither  away  ? 

Drop  the  oar ; 
Hither  away, 

Leap  ashore  ; 

Oh  fly  no  more — no  more. 
Whither  away,  whither  away,  whither  away 

with  the  sail  and  the  oar  ? 
Shakspeare—  Spenser—  Milton- 
Wordsworth  —  Coleridge  —The  Et- 
trick  Shepherd  —  Allan  Cunning- 
hame,  and  some  others,  have  loved, 
and  been  beloved  by  mermaidens, 
sirens,  sea  and  land  fairies,  and  re- 
vealed to  the  eyes  of  us  who  live  in 
the  thick  atmosphere  of  this  "dim 
spot  which  men  call  earth,"  all  the 
beautiful  wonders  of  subterranean 
and  submarine  climes— and  of  the 
climes  of  Nowhere,  lovelier  than 
them  all.  It  pains  us  to  think,  that 
with  such  names  we  cannot  yet  rank 
that  of  Alfred  Tennyson.  We  shall 
soon  see  that  he  possesses  feeling, 
fancy,  imagination,  genius.  But  in 
the  preternatural  lies  not  the  sphere 
in  which  he  excels.  Much  disap- 
pointed were  we  to  find  him  weak 
where  we  expected  him  strong;  yet 
we  are  willing  to  believe  that  his 
failure  has  been  from  "  affectations." 
In  place  of  trusting  to  the  natural 
flow  of  his  own  fancies,  he  has  fol- 
lowed some  vague  abstract  idea, 
thin  and  delusive,  which  has  escaped 
in  mere  words — words — words.  Yet 
the  Young  Tailor  in  the  Westminster 
thinks  he  could  take  the  measure  of 
the  merman,  and  even  make  a  ri- 
ding-habit for  the  sirens  to  wear  on 
gala  days,  when  disposed  for  "some 
horseback."  'Tis  indeed  a  jewel  of 
a  Snip.  His  protegee  has  indited 
two  feeble  and  fantastic  strains  enti- 


1832.] 


Tennyson's  Poems. 


tied  "  Nothing  will  Die,"  "  All  things 
will  Die."  And  them,  Parsnip  Ju- 
nior, without  the  fear  of  the  shears 
before  his  eyes,  compares  with 
L' Allegro  and  II  Penseroso  of  Mil- 
ton, saying,  that  in  Alfred's  "  there 
is  not  less  truth,  and  perhaps  more 
refined  observation !"  That  comes 
of  sitting  from  childhood  cross-leg- 
ged on  a  board  beneath  a  sky- 
light, 

The  Young  Tailor  can  with  diffi- 
culty keep  his  seat  with  delight, 
when  talking  of  Mr  Tennyson's  de- 
scriptions of  the  sea.  "  Tis  barba- 
rous," quoth  he,  "  to  break  such  a 
piece  of  coral  for  a  specimen ;"  and 
would  fain  cabbage  the  whole  lump, 
with  the  view  of  placing  it  among 
other  rarities,  such  as  bits  of  Der- 
byshire spar  and  a  brace  of  manda- 
rins, on  the  chimney-piece  of  the 
shew-parlour  in  which  he  notches 
the  dimensions  of  his  visitors.  So 
fired  is  his  imagination,  that  he  be- 
holds in  a  shred  of  green  fustian  a 
swatch  of  the  multitudinous  sea; 
and  on  tearing  a  skreed,  thinks  he 
hears  him  roaring.  But  Mr  Tenny- 
son should  speak  of  the  sea  so  as  to 
rouse  the  souls  of  sailors,  rather  than 
the  soles  of  tailors — the  enthusiasm 
of  the  deck,  rather  than  of  the  board. 
Unfortunately,  he  seems  never  to 
have  seen  a  ship,  or,  if  he  did,  to  have 
forgotten  it.  The  vessel  in  which 
the  landlubbers  were  drifting,  when 
the  Sea- Fairies  salute  them  "with  a 
song,  must  have  been  an  old  tub  of 
a  thing,  unfit  even  for  a  transport. 
Such  a  jib!  In  the  cut  of  her  main- 
sail you  smoke  the  old  table-cloth. 
To  be  solemn  —  Alfred  Tennyson 
is  as  poor  on  the  sea  as  Barry 
Cornwall — and,  of  course,  calls  him 
a  serpent.  They  both  write  like 
people  who,  on  venturing  upon  the 
world  of  waters  in  a  bathing  machine, 
would  ensure  their  lives  by  a  cork- 
jacket.  Barry  swims  on  the  surface 
of  the  Great  Deep  like  a  feather; 
Alfred  dives  less  after  the  fashion  of 
a  duck  than  a  bell ;  but  the  one  sees 
few  lights,  the  other  few  shadows, 
that  are  not  seen  just  as  well  by  an 
oyster-dredger.  But  the  soul  of  the 
true  sea-poet  doth  undergo  a  sea- 
change,  soon  as  he  sees  Blue  Peter; 
and  is  off  in  the  gig, 
While  bending  back,  away  they  pull, 
With  measured  strokes  most  beautiful — 

There  goes  the  Commodore ! 


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"  Our  author  having  the  secret  of 
the  transmigration  of  the  soul," 
passes,  like  Indur,  into  the  bodies  of 
various  animals,  and 

Three  will   I  mention  dearer  than  the 
rest, 

the  Swan,  the  Grashopper,  and  the 
Owl.  The  Swan  is  dying;  and  as 
we  remember  hearing  Hartley  Cole- 
ridge praise  the  lines,  they  must  be 
fine ;  though  their  full  meaning  be 
to  us  like  the  moon  "  hid  in  her  va- 
cant interlunar  cave.''  But  Hartley, 
who  is  like  the  river  Wye,  a  wan- 
derer through  the  woods,  is  aye 
haunted  with  visions  of  the  beauti- 
ful ;  and  let  Alfred  console  himself 
by  that  reflection,  for  the  absent  syjn- 
pathy  of  Christopher.  As  for  the 
Grashopper,  Alfred,  in  that  green 
grig,  is  for  a  while  merry  as  a  crick- 
et, and  chirps  and  chirrups,  though 
with  less  meaning,  with  more  mono- 
tony, than  that  hearth-loving  insect, 
who  is  never  so  happy,  you  know, 
as  when  in  the  neighbourhood  of  a 
baker's  oven.  He  says  to  himself 
as  Tithon,  though  he  disclaims  that 
patronymic, 

Thou  art  a  mailed  warrior,  in  youth  and 
strength  complete. 

a  line  liable  to  two  faults ;  first,  ab- 
surdity, and,  second,  theft ;  for  the 
mind  is  unprepared  for  the  exagge- 
ration of  a  grashopper  into  a  Tem- 
plar ;  and  Wordsworth,  looking  at  a 
beetle  through  the  wonder-working 
glass  of  a  wizard,  beheld 

A  mailed  angel  on  a  battle-day. 

But  Tennyson  out- Words  worths 
Wordsworth,  and  pursues  the  knight, 
surnamed  Longshanks,  into  the  fields 
of  chivalry. 

Arm'd  cap-a-pie, 
Full  fain  to  see ; 
Unknowing  fear, 
Undreading  loss, 
A  gallant  cavalier, 
Sans  peur  et  sans  reproche, 
In  sunlight  and  in  shadow, 

THE  BAYARD  OF  THE  MEADOW  !  ! 

Conceived  and  executed  in  the  spi- 
rit of  the  celebrated  imitation — 
"  Dilly— dilly  Duckling !  Come  and 
be  killed  !"  But  Alfred  is  greatest 
as  an  Owl. 

SONG. — THE  OWL. 

When  the  cats  run  home  and  light 
And  dew  is  cold  upon  the  ground, 


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And  the  far-off  stream  is  dumb, 
And  the  whining  sail  goes  round, 
And  the  whirring  sail  goes  round  ; 
Alone  and  warming  his  five  wits, 
The  white  owl  in  the  belfry  sits. 

When  merry  milkmaids  click  the  latch, 

And  rarely  smells  the  new  mown  hay, 
And  the  cock  hath  sung  beneath  the  thatch 
Twice  or  thrice  his  roundelay, 
Twice  or  thrice  his  roundelay  : 
Alone  and  warming  his  five  wits, 
The  white  owl  in  the  belfry  sits. 

SECOND  SONG. TO  THE  SAME. 

Thy  tuwhits  are  lulled,  I  wot, 
Thy  tuwhoos  of  yesternight, 
Which  upon  the  dark  afloat, 
So  took  echo  with  delight, 
So  took  echo  with  delight, 

That  her  voice  untuneful  grown, 
Wears  all  day  a  fainter  tone. 

I  would  mock  thy  chant  anew  ; 

But  I  cannot  mimic  it, 
Not  a  whit  of  thy  tuwhoo, 
Thee  to  woo  to  thy  tuwhit, 
Thee  to  woo  to  thy  tuwhit, 
With  a  lengthened  loud  halloo, 
Tuwhoo,  tuwhit,  tuwhit,  tuwhoo-o-o. 

All  that  he  wants  is  to  be  shot, 
stuffed,  and  stuck  into  a  glass-case, 
to  be  made  immortal  in  a  museum. 

But,  mercy  onus!  Alfred  becomes 
a — Kraken  !  Leviathan,  "  wallowing 
unwieldy,  enormous  in  his  gait,"  he 
despises,  as  we  would  a  minnow; 
his  huge  ambition  will  not  suffer  him 
to  be  "  very  like  a  whale ;"  he  must 
be  a — Kraken.  And  such  a  Kraken, 
too,  as  would  have  astounded  Pon- 
toppidan. 

THE  KRAKEN. 

Below  the  thunders  of  the upper  deep, 
Far,  far  beneath  in  the  abysmal  sea, 
His  ancient,  dreamless,  uninvaded  sleep, 
The  Kraken  sleepeth  :   faintest  sunlights  flee 
About  his  shadowy  sides  :   above  him  swell 
Huge    sponges   of    millennial  growth    and 

height;    ^  * 

And  far  away  into  the  sickly  light, 
From  many  a  wondrous  grot  and  secret  cell 
Unnumbered  and  enormous  polypi 
Winnow    with   giant    fins    the    slumbering 

green.  . 

There  hath  he  lain  for  ages,  and  will  lie, 
Battening  upon  huge  seaworms  in  his  sleep, 
Until  the  latter  fire  shall  heat  the  deep ; 
Then  once  by  man  and  angels  to  be  seen, 
In  roaring  he  shall  rise  and  on  the  surface 

die. 

The  gentle  reader  who  under- 
stands that  sonnet,  will  perhaps  have 


Tennysorfs  Poems. 


[May, 


the  goodness  to  interpret  for  us  the 
following  oracular  sentence,  which 
from  childhood  has  been  to  us  a 
great  mystery. — "  An  old  horse  came 
in  to  be  shaved ;  curse  you,  where's 
the  suds  ?  The  estate  was  entailed  to 
male  heirs  ;  and  poor  Mrs  Molly  lost 
all  her  apple-dumplings." 

Thin  as  is  this  volume  we  are  now 
reviewing,  and  sparse  the  letterpress 
on  its  tiny  pages,  'twould  yet  be  easy 
to  extract  from  it  much  more  un- 
meaningness;  but  having  shewn  by 
gentle  chastisement  that  we  love  Al- 
fred Tennyson,  let  us  now  shew  by 
judicious  eulogy  that  we  admire 
him ;  and,  by  well-chosen  specimens 
of  his  fine  faculties,  that  he  is  worthy 
of  our  admiration. 

Odes  to  Memory  are  mostly  mum- 
meries; but  not  so  is  the  Ode  to 
Memory  breathed  by  this  young 
poet.  In  it,  Memory  and  Imagina- 
tion, like  two  angels,  lead  him  by 
the  hands  back  to  the  bowers  of 
paradise.  All  the  finest  feelings  and 
the  finest  faculties  of  his  soul,  are 
awakened  under  that  heavenly  gui- 
dance, as  the  "  green  light"  of  early 
life  again  blesses  his  eyes;  and  he 
sees  that  the  bowers  of  paradise 
are  built  on  this  common  earth, 
that  they  are  the  very  bushes  near 
his  father's  house,  where  his  boy- 
hood revelled  in  the  brightening 
dawn.  We  have  many  quotations 
yet  to  make — and  therefore  cannot 
give  the  whole  ode,  but  the  half  of 
it ;  and  none  will  deny,  all  will  feel, 
that,  with  perhaps  the  exception  of 
some  harmless  mannerisms- affecta- 
tions we  shall  not  call  them— the 
lines  are  eminently  beautiful. 

.tf  -/rr 

ODE  TO  MEMORY. 

Come  forth,  I  charge  thee,  arise, 

Thou  of  the  many  tongues,  the  myriad  eyes ! 

Thou  comest  not  with  shows  of  flaunting 

vines 

Unto  mine  inner  eye, 
Divinest  memory  ! 

Thou  wert  not  nursed  by  the  waterfall, 
Which  ever  sounds  and  shines 

A  pillar  of  white  light  upon  the  wall 
Of  purple  cliffs,  aloof  descried, 
Come  from  the  woods  that  belt  the  gray 

hillside, 

The  seven  elms,  the  poplars  four 
That  stand  beside  my  father's  door. 
And  chiefly  from  the  brook  that  loves 
To  purl  o'er  matted  cress  and  ribbed  sand, 
Or  dimple  in  the  dark  of  rushy  coves, 
Drawing  intg  his  narrow  earthen  urn, 


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In  every  elbow  tlnd  turn, 
The  filter'tl  tribute  of  the  rough  woodland. 

O  !  hither  lead  thy  feet ! 
PouV  round  mine  ears  the  livelong  bleat 
Of  the  thick-fleeced  sheep  from  wattled  folds, 

Upon  the  ridged  wolds, 
When  the  first  matin-song  hath  waked  loud 
Over  the  dark  dewy  earth  forlorn, 
What  time  the  amber  morn 
Forth  gushes  from  beneath  a  lowhung  cloud. 

Large  doweries  doth  the  raptured  eye 

To  the  young  spirit  present 
When  first  she  is  wed ; 

And  like  a  bride  of  old 
In  triumph  led, 

With  music  and  sweet  showers 
Of  festal  flowers, 

Unto  the  dwelling  she  must  sway. 
Well  hast  thou  done,  great  artist  Memory, 

In  setting  round  thy  first  experiment 

With  royal  framework  of  wrought  gold  ; 
Needs  must  thou  dearly  love  thy  first  essay, 
And  foremost  in  thy  various  gallery 

Place  it,  where  sweetest  sunlight  falls 

Upon  the  storied  walls, 

For  the  discovery 

And  newness  of  thine  art  so  pleased  thee, 
That  all  which  thou  hast  drawn  of  fairest 

Or  boldest  since,  but  lightly  weighs 
With  thee  unto  the  love  thou  bearest 
The  firstborn  of  thy  genius.      Artist-like, 
Ever  retiring  thou  dost  gaze 
On  the  prime  labour  of  thine  early  days  : 
No  matter  what  the  sketch  might  be  ; 
Whether  the  high  field  on  the  bushless  Pike, 
Or  even  a  sandbuilt  ridge 
Of  heaped  hills  that  mound  the  sea, 
Overblown  with  murmurs  harsh, 
Or  even  a  lowly  cottage,  whence  we  see 
Stretch'd  wide  and  wild  the  waste  enormous 

marsh, 

Where  from  the  frequent  bridge, 
Emblems  or  glimpses  of  eternity^  f*i£  & 
The  trenched  waters  run  from  sky  to  sky  ; 
Or  a  garden  bower'd  close 
With  pleached  alleys  of  the  trailing  rose, 
Long  alleys  falling  down  to  twilight  grots, 
Or  opening  upon  level  plots 
Of  crowned  lilies,  standing  near 
Purplespiked  lavender  : 
Whither  in  after  life  retired 
From  brawling  storms, 
From  weary  wind, 
With  youthful  fancy  reiuspired, 
We  may  hold  converse  with  all  forms 
Of  the  many-sided  mind, 
The  few  whom  passion  hath  not  blinded, 
Subtle-thoughted,  myriad- minded, 
My  friend,  with  thee  to  live  alone, 
Methinks  were  better  than  to  own 
A  crown,  a  sceptre,  and  a  throne. 

0  strengthen  me,  enlighten  me  ! 

1  faint  in  this  obscurity, 
Thou  dewy  dawn,  of  memory. 


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There  is  fine  music  there ;  the  ver- 
sification would  be  felt  delightful  to 
all  poetical  ears,  even  if  they  missed 
the  many  meanings  of  the  well- 
chosen  and  happily-obedient  words ; 
for  there  is  the  sound  as  of  a  various- 
voiced  river  rejoicing  in  a  sudden 
summer  shower,  that  swells  with- 
out staining  its  translucent  waters. 
But  the  sound  is  echo  to  the  sense ; 
and  the  sense  is  sweet  as  that  of 
life's  dearest  emotions  enjoyed  in 
"  a  dream  that  is  not  all  a  dream." 

Mr  Tennyson,  when  he  chooses, 
can  say  much  in  few  words.  A  fine 
example  of  that  is  shewn  in  five  few- 
syllabled  four-lined  stanzas  on  a  De- 
serted House.  Every  word  tells; 
and  the  short  whole  is  most  pathetic 
in  its  completeness — let  us  say  per- 
fection— like  some  old  Scottish  air 
sung  by  maiden  at  her  wheel — or 
shepherd  in  the  wilderness. 

THE  DESERTED  HOUSE. 

Life  and  Thought  have  gone  away 

Side  by  side, 

Leaving  door  and  windows  wide  : 
Careless  tenants  they ! 

All  within  is  dark  as  night : 

In  the  windows  is  no  light ; 

And  no  murmur  at  the  door, 

So  frequent  on  its  hinge  before. 

Close  the  door,  the  shutters  close, 

Or  through  the  windows  we  shall  see 

The  nakedness  and  vacancy 
Of  the  dark  deserted  house. 

Come  away  :  no  more  of  mirth 
Is  here,  or  merrymaking  sound. 

The  house  was  builded  of  the  earth, 
And  shall  fall  again  to  ground. 

Come  away  :  for  Life  and  Thought 
Here  no  longer  dwell ; 

But  in  a  city  glorious — 
A  great  and  distant  city — have  bought 
A  mansion  incorruptible. 

Would  they  could  have  stayed  with  us  ! 

Mr  Tennyson  is  sometimes  too 
mystical;  for  sometimes  we  fear 
there  is  no  meaning  in  his  mysticism; 
or  so  little,  that  were  it  to  be  stated 
perspicuously  and  plainly,  'twould 
be  but  a  point.  But  at  other  times 
he  gives  us  sweet,  still,  obscure 
poems,  like  the  gentle  gloaming 
saddening  all  that  is  sad,  and  making 
nature's  self  pensive  in  her  depth  of 
peace.  Such  is  the  character  of 

«19fmi»     O«:        A  DIRGE' 

Now  is  done  thy  long  day's  work ; 
Fold  thy  palms  across  thy  breast, 


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Fold  thine  arms,  turn  to  thy  rest. 

Let  them  rave. 
Shadows  of  the  silver  birk 
Sweep  the  green  that  folds  thy  grave. 

Let  them  rave. 

Thee  nor  carketh  care  nor  slander ; 
Nothing  but  the  small  cold  worm 
Fretteth  thine  enshrouded  form. 

Let  them  rave. 

Light  and  shadow  ever  wander 
O'er  the  green  that  folds  thy  grave — 

Let  them  rave. 

Thou  wilt  not  turn  upon  thy  bed  ; 
Chanteth  not  the  brooding  bee 
Sweeter  tones  than  calumny  ? 

Let  them  rave. 

Thou  wilt  never  raise  thine  head 
From  the  green  that  folds  thy  grave — 

Let  them  rave. 

Crocodiles  wept  tears  for  thee  ; 

The  woodbine  and  eglatere 

Drip  sweeter  dews  than  traitor's  tear. 

Let  them  rave. 
Rain  makes  music  in  the  tree 
O'er  the  green  that  folds  thy  grave — 

Let  them  rave. 

Round  thee  blow,  self-pleached  deep, 

Bramble  roses,  faint  and  pale, 

And  "  long  purples"  of  the  dale — 
Let  them  rave. 

These  in  every  shower  creep 

Through  the  green  that  folds  thy  grave- 
Let  them  rave. 

The  gold-eyed  kingcups  fine  ; 
The  frail  bluebell  peereth  over 
Rare  broidry  of  the  purple  clover — 

Let  them  rave. 

Kings  have  no  such  couch  as  thine, 
As  the  green  that  folds  thy  grave — 

Let  them  rave. 

Wild  words  wander  here  and  there  ; 
God's  great  gift  of  speech  abused 
Makes  thy  memory  confused — 

But  let  them  rave. 
The  balm-cricket  carols  clear 
In  the  green  that  folds  thy  grave- 
Let  them  rave. 


Many  such  beautiful  images  float 
before  us  in  his  poetry,  as  "  youth- 
ful poets  fancy  when  they  love." 
He  has  a  delicate  perception  of  the 
purity  of  the  female  character.  Any 
one  of  his  flesh  and  blood  maidens, 
walking  amongst  flowers  of  our  own 
earth,  is  worth  a  billowy  wilderness 
of  his  Sea-Fairies.  Their  names  and 
their  natures  are  delightful— sound 
and  sight  are  spiritualized — and  yet, 
as  Wordsworth  divinely  saith,  are 
they 

Creatures  not  too  bright  or  good 
For  human  nature's  daily  food, 
For  transient  sorrows,  simple  wiles, 
Praise,   blame,    love,    kisses,    tears    and 
smiles ! 

We  are  in  love— as  an  old  man  ought 
to  be — as  a  father  is  with  his  ideal 
daughters — with  them  all — with  Cla- 
ribel,  and  Lilian,  and  Isabel,  and 
Mariana,  and  Adeline,  and  Hero,  and 
Almeida,  and  the  Sleeping  Beauty, 
and  Oriana.  What  different  beings 
from  King  Charles's  beauties !  Even 
in  bodily  charms  far  more  loveable  ,• 
in  spiritual,  pure 

As  heavenly  Una  with  her  milk-white 

lamb- 
objects,  for  a  moment's  thought,  of 
passion;  but  of  affection,  for  ever 
and  a  day.  In  face,  form,  figure,  cir- 
cumstance and  character,  delicately 
distinguished  from  one  another  are  all 
the  sweet  sisterhood.  "  Seven  lilies 
in  one  garland  wrought"—"  alike, 
but  oh,  how  different  1"  Budding, 
blossoming,  full-blown;  but  if  on 
leaf  or  flower  any  touch  of  decay, 
'tis  not  the  touch  of  time  but  of  sor- 
row, and  there  is  balmy  beauty  in  the 
very  blight — lovely  to  the  last  the 
lily  of  the  garden,  of  the  field,  or  of 
the  valley.  The  rose  is  the  queen  of 
flowers — but  should  she  ever  die, 
the  lily  would  wear  the  crown — and 
her  name  is 


ISABEL. 

EYES  not  dowu-dropt  nor  over-bright,  but  fed 
With  the  clear-pointed  flame  of  chastity, 
Clear,  without  heat,  undying,  tended  by 

Pure  vestal  thoughts  in  the  translucent  fane 
Of  her  still  spirit :  locks  not  wide  dispread, 
Madonna-wise,  on  either  side  her  head, 

Sweet  lips  whereon  perpetually  did  reign 
The  summer  calm  of  golden  charity, 
Were  fixed  shadows  of  tby  fixed  mood, 

Revered  Isabel,  the  crown  and  head, 
The  stately  flower  of  female  fortitude, 

Of  perfect  wifehood  and  pure  lowlihead. 


1832.]  Tennyson's  Poems. 

The  intuitive  decision  of  a  bright 

And  thorough-edged  intellect  to  part 

Error  from  criine — a  prudence  to  withhold — 

The  laws  of  wifehood  character'd  in  gold 
Upon  the  blenched  tablets  of  her  heart — 
A  love  still  burning  upward,  giving  light 
To  read  those  laws — an  accent  very  low- 
In  blandishment,  but  a  most  silver  flow 

Of  subtle-paced  counsel  in  distress, 
Right  to  the  heart  and  brain,  though  undescried, 

Winning  its  way  with  extreme  gentleness 
Through  all  the  outworks  of  suspicious  pride— 
A  courage  to  endure  and  to  obey — 
A  hate  of  gossip  parlance,  and  of  sway, 
Crown'd  Isabel,  through  all  her  placid  life 
The  queen  of  marriage,  a  most  perfect  wife. 

The  mellowed  reflex  of  a  winter  moon— 

A  clear  stream  flowing  with  a  muddy  one, 

Till  in  its  onward  current  it  absorbs 

With  swifter  movement  and  in  purer  light 

The  vexed  eddies  of  its  wayward  brother— 
A  leaning  and  upbearing  parasite, 
Clothing  the  stem,  which  else  had  fallen  quite, 
With  cluster'd  flowerbells  and  ambrosial  orbs 

Of  rich  fruit-bunches  leaning  on  each  other — 
Shadow  forth  thee  : — the  world  hath  not  another 
(Though  all  her  fairest  forms  are  types  of  thee, 
And  thou  of  God  in  thy  great  charity) 
Of  such  a  finish'd  chasten'd  purity. 


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There  is  profound  pathos  in  "  Ma- 
riana." The  young  poet  had  been 
dreaming  of  Shakspeare,  and  of  Mea- 
sure for  Measure,  and  of  the  gentle 
lady  all  forlorn,  the  deserted  of  the 
false  Angelo,  of  whom  the  Swan  of 
Avon  sings  but  some  few  low  notes 
in  her  distress  and  desolation,  as  she 
wears  away  her  lonely  life  in  solitary 
tears  at  "  the  moated  grange."  On 
this  hint  Alfred  Tennyson  speaks  ; 
"  he  has  a  vision  of  his  own ;"  nor 
might  Wordsworth's  self  in  his  youth 
have  disdained  to  indite  such  melan- 
choly strain.  Scenery— state— emo- 
tion— character — are  all  in  fine  keep- 
ing; long,  long,  long  indeed  is  the 
dreary  day,  but  it  will  end  at  last ; 
so  finds  the  heart-broken  prisoner 
who,  from  sunrise  to  sunset,  has  been 
leaning  on  the  sun-dial  in  the  centre 
.  of  his  narrow  solitude  ! 


"  Mariaiia  iu  the  moated  grange." 

Measure  for  Measure. 

With,  blackest  moss  the  flower -plots 
Were  thickly  crusted,  one  and  all, 

The  rusted  nails  fell  from  the  knots 

That  held  the  peach  to  the  garden  wall. 

The  broken  sheds  look'd  sad  and  strange, 
Unlifted  was  the  clinking  latch, 
Weeded  and  worn  the  ancient  thatch, 

Upon  the  lonely  moated  grange. 


She  only  said,  '  My  life  is  dreary, 

He  cometh  not,'  she  said : 
She  said,  '  I  am  aweary,  aweary ; 

I  would  that  I  were  dead  !' 

Her  tears  fell  with  the  dews  at  even, 
Her  tears  fell  ere  the  dews  were  dried, 

She  could  not  look  on  the  sweet  heaven, 
Either  at  morn  or  eventide. 

After  the  flitting  of  the  bats, 

When  thickest  dark  did  trance  the  sky. 
She  drew  her  casement  curtain  by, 

And  glanced  athwart  the  glooming  flats. 
She  only  said, '  The  night  is  dreary, 

He  cometh  not,'  she  said : 

She  said,  '  I  am  aweary,  aweary, 

I  would  that  I  were  dead  !' 

Upon  the  middle  of  the  night, 

Waking  she  heard  the  nightfowl  crow  . 
The  cock  sung  out  an  hour  ere  light  : 

From  the  dark  fen  the  oxen's  low 
Came  to  her  :  without  hope  of  change, 

In  sleep  she  seemed  to  walk  forlorn, 

Till  cold  winds  woke  the  grey-eyed  morn 
About  the  lonely  moated  grange. 

She  only  said,  '  The  day  is  dreary, 
He  cometh  not,'  she  said  : 

She  said,  '  I  am  aweary,  aweary, 

I  would  that  I  were  dead  !' 
About  a  stonecast  from  the  wall, 

A  sluice  with  blacken'd  waters  slept, 
And  o'er  it  many,  round  and  small, 

The  clustered  marishmosses  crept. 


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Hard  by  a  poplar  shook  alway, 

All  silver  green  with  gnarled  bark, 
For  leagues  no  other  tree  did  dark 
The  level  waste,  the  rounding  grey. 
She  only  said,  '  My  life  is  dreary, 

He  coraeth  not,'  she  said  : 

She  said,  '  I  am  aweary,  aweary, 

I  would  that  I  were  dead  !' 

And  ever  when  the  moon  was  low, 

And  the  shrill  winds  were  up  an'  away, 
In  the  white  curtain,  to  and  fro, 

She  saw  the  gusty  shadow  sway. 
But  when  the  moon  was  very  low, 

And  wild  winds  bound  within  their  cell, 

The  shadow  of  the  poplar  fell 
Upon  her  bed,  across  her  brow. 

She  only  said,  '  The  night  is  dreary, 
He  cometh  not,'  she  said  : 

She  said,  '  I  am  aweary,  aweary, 
I  would  that  I  were  dead  !' 

All  day  within  the  dreamy  house, 
The  doors  upon  their  hinges  creak'd, 

The  blue  fly  sung  i'  the  pane  ;  the  mouse 
Behind  the  mouldering  wainscot  shriek'd, 

Or  from  the  crevice  peer'd  about. 

Old  faces  glimmer'd  through  the  doors, 
Old  footsteps  trode  the  upper  floors, 

Old  voices  call'd  her  from  without. 
She  only  said,  *  My  life  is  dreary, 

He  cometh  not/  she  said  : 

She  said,  '  I  am  aweary,  aweary, 

I  would  that  I  were  dead  !' 

The  sparrow's  chirrup  on  the  roof, 
The  slow  clock  ticking,  and  the  sound 

Which  to  the  wooing  wind  aloof 
The  poplar  made,  did  all  confound 

Her  sense  ;  but  most  she  loath'd  the  hour 
When  the  thickmoted  sunbeam  lay 
Athwart  the  chambers,  and  the  day 

Downsloped  was  westering  in  his  bower. 
Then,  said  she,  '  I  am  very  dreary, 

He  will  not  come,'  she  said  : 

She  wept,  '  I  am  aweary,  aweary, 

Oh  God,  that  I  were  dead  !' 

It  is  not  at  all  necessary  that  we 
should  understand  fine  poetry  to  feel 
and  enjoy  it,  any  more  than  fine  mu- 
sic. That  is  to  say,  some  sorts  of 
fine  poetry  —  the  shadowy  and  the 
spiritual ;  where  something  glides 
before  us  ghostlike,  "  now'in  glim- 
mer and  now  in  gloom,"  and  then 
away  into  some  still  place  of  trees 
or  tombs.  Yet  the  poet  who  com- 
poses it,  must  weigh  the  force  of 
every  feeling  word — in  a  balance  true 
to  a  hair,  for  ever  vibrating,  and  obe- 
dient to  the  touch  of  down  or  dew- 
drop.  Think  not  that  such  process 
interrupts  inspiration ;  it  sustains 


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[May, 


and  feeds  it ;  for  it  becomes  a  habit 
of  the  heart  and  the  soul  in  all  their 
musings  and  meditations  ;  and  thus 
is  the  language  of  poetry,  though  hu- 
man, heavenly  speech.  In  reading 
it,  we  see  new  revelations  on  each 
rehearsal — all  of  them  true,  though 
haply  different — and  what  we  at  first 
thought  a  hymn,  we  may  at  last  feel 
to  be  an  elegy — a  breathing  not  about 
the  quick,  but  the  dead.  So  was  it 
with  us  in  reading  over  and  over 
again  "  Claribel."  We  supposed  the 
lady  slept  beneath  the  "  solemn  oak- 
tree,  thick-leaved,  ambrosial ;"  and 
that  the  "  ancient  melody"  was  dimly 
heard  by  her  in  her  world  of  dreams. 
But  we  know  now  that  only  her  dust 
is  there ;  and  that  the  character  of 
her  spirit,  as  it  dwelt  on  earth,  is  sha- 
dowed forth  by  the  congenial  scene- 
ry of  her  burial-place.  But  "  Ade- 
line" is  alive — faintly-smiling — sha- 
dowy— dreaming — spiritual  Adeline 
— such  are  the  epithets  bestowed  by 
the  poet  on  that  Lady  of  Light  who 
visits  his  visions — though  doomed  to 
die — or  rather  to  melt  away  back  to 
her  native  heaven. 


MYSTEJIY  of  mysteries, 
Faintly-smiling  Adeline, 
Scarce  of  earth,  nor  all  divine, 
Nor  unhappy,  nor  at  rest ; 
But  beyond  expression  fair, 
With  thy  flouting  flaxen  hair, 
Thy  roselips  and  full  blue  eyes 

Take  the  heart  from  out  my  breast  ; 
Wherefore  those  dim  looks  of  thine, 
Shadowy,  dreaming  Adeline  ? 
Whence  that  aery  bloom  of  thine, 

Like  a  lily  which  the  sun 
Looks  through  in  his  sad  decline, 

And  a  rosebush  leans  upon, 
Thou  that  faintly  smilest  still, 
As  a  Naiad  in  a  well, 

Looking  at  the  set  of  day, 
Or  a  phantom  two  hours  old 

Of  a  maiden  past  away, 
Ere  the  placid  lips  be  cold  ? 
Wherefore  those  faint  smiles  of  thine, 
Spiritual  Adeline  ?•• 

What  hope  or  fear  or  joy  is  thine  ? 
Who  talketh  with  thee,  Adeline  ? 
For  sure  thou  art  not  all  alone. 

Do  beating  hearts  of  salient  springs 
Keep  measure  with  thine  own  ? 

Hast  thou  heard  the  butterflies    " 
What  they  say  betwixt  their  wings  ? 
Or  in  stillest  evenings 
With  what  voice  the  violet  woos 
To  his  heart  the  silver  dews  ? 


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.    Or  when  little  airs  arise, 
How  the  merry  bluebell  rings 

To  the  mosses  underneath  ? 

Hast  thou  looked  upon  the  breath 
Of  the  lilies  at  sunrise  ? 
Where/ore  that  faint  smile  of  thine, 
Shadowy,  dreaming  Adeline  ? 

Some  honey-converse  feeds  thy  mind, 
Some  spirit  of  a  crimson  rose 
In  love  with  thee  forgets  to  close 

His  curtains,  wasting  odorous  sighs 
All  night  long  on  darkness  blind. 
What  aileth  thee  ?  whom  waitest  thou 
With  thy  softened,  shadowed  brow, 
And  those  dewlit  eyes  of  thine, 
Thou  faint  smiler,  Adeline  ? 
Lovest  thou  the  doleful  wind 

When  thou  gazest  at  the  skies  ? 
Doth  the  low-tongued  Orient 

Wander  from  the  side  o'  the  morn 

Dripping  with  Sabsean  spice 
On  thy  pillow,  lowly  bent 
With  melodious  airs  lovelorn, 

Breathing  light  against  thy  face, 
While  his  locks  a-dropping  twined 

Round  thy  neck  in  subtle  ring, 
Make  a  carcanet  of  rays, 

Ami  ye  talk  together  still, 
In  the  language  wherewith  spring 

Letters  cowslips  on  the  hill  ? 
Hence  that  look  and  smile  of  thine, 
Spiritual  Adeline. 

The  life  of  Claribel  was  shadowed 
forth  by  images  of  death— the  death 
of  Adeline  seemed  predicted  by 
images  of  life— and  in  the  lovely 
lines  on  the  Sleeping  Beauty,  life  and 
death  meet  in  the  stillness  of  that 
sleep — so  profound  that  it  is  felt  as 
if  it  were  immortal.  And  is  there 
not  this  shading  and  blending  of  all 
feeling  and  all  thought  that  regards 
the  things  we  most  tenderly  and 
deeply  love  on  this  changeful  earth  ? 

THE  SLEEPING  BEAUTY. 

Year  after  year  unto  her  feet, 
The  while  she  slumbereth  alone, 

Over  the  purpled  coverlet 

The  maiden's  jet  black  hair  hath  grown, 

On  either  side  her  tranced  form 
-  Forth  streaming  from  a  braid  of  pearl ; 

The  slumb'rous  light  is  rich  and  warm, 
And  moves  not  on  the  rounded  curl. 

The  silk  star-braided  coverlid 

Unto'Jier  limbs  itself  doth  mould 
Languidly  ever,  and  amid 

Her  full  black  ringlets  downward  roll'd 
Glows  forth  each  softly  shadow'd  arm, 

With  bracelets  of  the  diamond  bright; 
Her  constant  beauty  doth  inform 

Stillness  with  love  and  day  with  light. 
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She  sleeps ;  her  breathings  are  not  heard 

In  palace  chambers  far  apart ; 
The  fragrant  tresses  are  not  stirred 

That  lie  upon  her  charmed  heart. 
She  sleeps  ;  on  either  side  upswells 

The  gold  fringed  pillow  lightly  prest; 
She  sleeps,  nor  dreams,  but  ever  dwells 

A  perfect  form  in  perfect  rest. 

Some  of  our  old  ballads,  breathed 
in  the  gloom  of  forests  or  glens  by 
shepherds  or  woodsmen,  are  in  their 
earnest  simplicity  inimitable  by  ge- 
nius born  so  many  centuries  since 
they  died,  and  overshadowed  by 
another  life.  Yet  genius  has  often 
delighted  to  sink  away  into  such 
moods  as  those  in  which  it  imagines 
those  lowly  men  to  have  been  lost 
when  they  sang  their  songs,  "  the 
music  of  the  heart,"  with  nothing 
that  moved  around  them  but  the 
antlers  of  the  deer,  undisturbed  by 
the  bard  lying  among  the  breckens 
or  the  broom,  beneath  the  checkered 
light  that  came  through  the  umbrage 
of  the  huge  oak-tree,  on  which  spring 
was  hourly  shedding  a  greener  glory, 
or  autumn  a  more  golden  decay. 
Shepherds  and  woodsmen,  too,  there 
have  been  in  these  later  days,  and 
other  rural  dwellers,  who  have  some- 
times caught  the  spirit  of  the  antique 
strain — Robert,  James,  and  Allan — 
whose  happiest  "  auld  ballants"  are 
as  if  obsolete  forest-flowers  were 
brought  back  to  life  on  our  banks 
and  braes.  Perhaps  the  most  beau- 
tiful of  all  Alfred  Tennyson's  com- 
positions, is  the  "  Ballad  of  Oriana." 


THE  BALLAD  OF  ORIANA. 

My  heart  is  wasted  with  my  woe, 

Oriana. 
There  is  no  rest  for  me  below, 

Oriana. 
When  the  long  dun  wolds  are  ribbed  with 

snow, 
And  loud  the  Norland  whirlwinds  blow, 

Oriana, 
Alone  I  wander  to  and  fro, 

Oriana. 

Ere  the  light  on  dark  was  growing, 

Oriana, 
At  midnight  the  cock  was  crowing, 

Oriana, 

Winds  were  blowing,  waters  flowing, 
We  heard  the  steeds  to  battle  going, 

Oriana  ; 
Aloud  the  hollow  bugle  blowing, 

Oriana. 

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In  the  yew-wood  black  as  night, 

Oriana, 
Ere  I  rode  into  the  fight, 

Oriana, 

While  blissful  tears  blinded  my  sight 
By  starshine  and  by  moonlight, 

Oriana, 
I  to  thee  my  troth  did  plight, 

Oriana. 

She  stood  upon  the  castle  wall, 

Oriana : 
She  watched  my  crest  among  them  all, 

Oriana ; 

She  saw  me  fight,  she  heard  me  call, 
"When  forth  there  stepp'd  a  foeman  tall, 

Oriana, 
Atween  me  and  the  castle  wall, 

'Oriana. 

The  bitter  arrow  went  aside, 

Oriana : 
The  false,  false  arrow  went  aside, 

Oriana : 

The  damned  arrow  glanced  aside, 
And  pierced  thy  heart,  my  love,  my  bride, 

Oriana ! 
Thy  heart,  my  life,  my  love,  my  bride, 

Oriana ! 

Oh !  narrow,  narrow  was  the  space, 

Oriana. 
Loud,  loud  rung  out  the  bugle's  brays, 

Oriana. 

Oh  !  deathful  stabs  were  dealt  apace, 
The  battle  deepen'd  in  its  place, 

Oriana  j 
But  I  was  down  upon  my  face, 

Oriaua. 

They  should  have  stabb'd  me  where  I  lay, 

Oriana ! 
How  could  I  rise  and  come  away, 

Oriana  ? 

How  could  I  look  upon  the  day  ? 
They  should  have  stabb'd  me  where  I  lay, 

Oriana— 
They  should  have  trode  me  into  clay, 

Oriana. 

Oh !  breaking  heart  that  will  not  break, 

Oriana, 
Oh !  pale,  pale  face,  so  sweet  and  meek, 

Oriana, 

Thou  smilest,  but  thou  dost  not  speak, 
And  then  the  tears  run  down  my  cheek, 

Oriana : 
"What  wantest  thou  ?  whom  dost  thou  seek, 

Oriana? 

I  cry  aloud :  none  hear  my  cries, 

Oriana. 
Thou  comest  atween  me  and  the  skies, 

Oriaua. 


I  feel  the  tears  of  blood  arise 
Up  from  my  heart  unto  my  eyes, 

Oriana. 
Within  thy  heart  my  arrow  lies, 

Oriana. 

Oh !  cursed  hand  !  oh  !  cursed  blow  ! 

Oriana ! 
Oh  !  happy  thou  that  liest  low, 

Oriana ! 

All  night  the  silence  seems  to  flow 
Beside  me  in  my  utter  woe, 

Oriana. 
A  weary,  weary  way  I  go, 

Oriana. 

When  Norland  winds  pipe  down  the  sea, 

Oriana, 
I  walk,  I  dare  not  think  of  thee, 

Oriana. 

Thou  liest  beneath  the  greenwood  tree, 
I  dare  not  die  and  come  to  thee, 

Oriana. 
I  hear  the  roaring  of  the  sea, 

Oriana. 

But  the  highest  of  all  this  young 
poet's  achievements,  is  the  visionary 
and  romantic  strain,  entitled,  "  Re- 
collections of  the  Arabian  Nights." 
It  is  delightful  even  to  us,  who  read 
not  the  Arabian  Nights,  nor  ever 
heard  of  them,  till  late  in  life-- 
think we  must  have  been  in 
tenth  year ;  the  same  heart- 


we 
our 

soul -mind -awakening  year  that 
brought  us  John  Bunyan  and  Robin- 
son Crusoe,  and  in  which — we  must 
not  say  with  whom — we  first  fell  in 
love.  How  it  happened  that  we  had 
lived  so  long  in  this  world  without 
seeing  or  hearing  tell  of  these  fa- 
mous worthies,  is  a  mystery;  for 
we  were  busy  from  childhood  with 
books  and  bushes,  banks  and  braes,  - 
with  libraries  full  of  white,  brown, 
and  green  leaves,  perused  in  school- 
room, whose  window  in  the  slates 
shewed  the  beautiful  blue  braided 
skies,  or  in  fields  and  forests,  (so  we 
thought  the  birch  coppice,  with  its 
old  pines,  the  abode  of  linties  and 
cushats — for  no  long,  broad,  dusty, 
high-road  was  there — and  but  foot- 
paths or  sheep-walks  winded  through 
the  pastoral  silence  that  surrounded 
that  singing  or  cooing  grove,)  where 
beauty  rilled  the  sunshiny  day  with 
delight,  and  grandeur  the  one-star- 
red gloaming  with  fear.  But  so  it 
was;  we  knew  not  that  there  was 
an  Arabian  Night  in  the  whole 
world.  Our  souls,  in  stir  or  still- 
mess,  saw  none  but  the  sweet  Scot- 


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tish  stars.  We  knew,  indeed,  that 
they  rose,  and  set,  too,  upon  other 
climes ;  and  had  we  been  asked  the 
question,  should  have  said  that  they 
certainly  did  so;  but  we  felt  that 
they  and  their  heavens  belonged  to 
Scotland.  And  so  feels  the  fond, 
foolish  old  man  still,  when  standing 
by  himself  at  midnight,  with  wither- 
ed hands  across  his  breast,  and  eyes 
lifted  heavenwards,  that  shew  the 
brightest  stars  somewhat  dim  now, 
yet  beautiful  as  ever;  out  walks  the 
moon  from  behind  a  cloud,  and  he 
thinks  of  long  Loch  Lomond  glitter- 
ing afar  off  with  lines  of  radiance 
that  lift  up  in  their  loveliness,  flush 
after  flush — and  each  silvan  pomp  is 
statelier  than  the  last — now  one,  now 
another,  of  her  heron-haunted  isles  ! 
But  in  our  egoism  and  egotism  we 
have  forgot  Alfred  Tennyson.  To  his 
heart,  too,  we  doubt  not  that  hea- 
ven seems  almost  always  an  English 
heaven  ;  he,  however,  must  have 
been  familiar  long  before  his  tenth 
year  with  the  Arabian  Nights'  Enter- 
tainments; for  had  he  discovered 
them  at  that  advanced  period  of  life, 
he  had  not  now  so  passionately  and 
so  imaginatively  sung  their  wonders, 

RECOLLECTIONS    OF    THE  ARABIAN    NIGHTS. 

WHEN  the  breeze  of  a  joyful  dawn  blew  free 

la  the  silken  sail  of  infancy, 

The  tide  of  time  flowed  back  with  me 

The  forward-flowing  tide  of  time  ; 
And  many  a  sheeny  summer  morn, 
Adown  the  Tigris  I  was  borne, 
By  Bagdat's  shrines  of  fretted  gold, 
High-walled  gardens  green  and  old ; 
True  Mussulman  was  I  and  sworn, 

For  it  was  in  the  golden  prime 
Of  good  Haroun  Alraschid. 

Anight  my  shallop,  rustling  through 
The  low  and  bloomed  foliage,  drove 
The  fragrant,  glistening  deeps,  and  clove 
The  citron  shadows  in  the  blue  ; 
By  garden  porches  on  the  brim, 
The  costly  doors  flung  open  wide, 
Gold  glittering  through  lamplight  dim, 
And  broidered  sofas  on  each  side  : 
In  sooth  it  was  a  goodly  time, 
For  it  was  in  the  golden  prime     • 
Of  good  Haroun  Alraschid. 

Often,  where  clear  stemmed  platans  guard 
The  outlet,  did  I  turn  away 
The  boat-head  down  a  broad  canal 
From  the  main  river  sluiced,  where  all 
The  sloping  of  the  moonlit  sward 
Was  damask  work;  and  deep,  inlay 


Of  breaded  blosms  unmown,  which  crept 

Adown  to  where  the  waters  slept. 

A  goodly  place,  a  goodly  time, 

For  it  was  in  the  golden  prime 

Of  good  Haroun  Alraschid ! 

A  motion  from  the  river  won 
Ridged  the  smooth  level,  bearing  on 
My  shallop  through  the  star-strown  calm, 
Until  another  night  in  night 
I  entered,  from  the  clearer  light, 
Imbowered  vaults  of  pillared  palm, 
Imprisoning  sweets,  which,  as  they  clomb 
Heavenward,  were  stayed  beneath  the  dome 
Of  hollow  boughs. — A  goodly  time, 
For  it  was  in  the  golden  prime 
Of  good  Haroun  Alraschid! 

Still  onward ;  and  the  clear  canal 
Is  rounded  to  as  clear  a  lake. 
From  the  green  rivage  many  a  fall 
Of  diamond  rillets  musical, 
Through  little  crystal  arches  low 
Down  from  the  central  fountain's  flow 
Fall'n  silver-chiming,  seemed  to  shake 
The  sparkling  flints  beneath  the  prow. 
A  goodly  place,  a  goodly  time, 
For  it  was  in  the  golden  prime 
Of  good  Haroun  Alraschid  ! 

Above  through  many  a  bowery  turn 
A  walk  with  vary-coloured  shells 
Wandered  engrained.      On  either  side 
All  round  about  the  fragrant  marge, 
From  fluted  vase,  and  brazen  urn 
In  order,  eastern  flowers  large, 
Some  drooping  low  their  crimson  bells 
Half-closed,  and  others  studded  wide 
With  disks  and  tiars,  fed  the  time 
With  odour  in  the  golden  prime 
Of  good  Haroun  Alraschid. 

Far  off",  and  where  the  lemon  grove 
In  closest  coverture  upsprung, 
The  living  airs  of  middle  night 
Died  round  the  bulbul  as  he  sung. 
Not  he  :  but  something  which  possessed 
The  darkness  of  the  world,  delight, 
Life,  anguish,  death,  immortal  love 
Ceasing  not,  mingled,  unrepressed, 
Apart  from  place,  withholding  time, 
But  flattering  the  golden  prime 
Of  good  Haroun  Alraschid. 

Black-green  the  garden  bowers  and  grots 
Slumbered :   the  solemn  palms  were  ranged, 
Above,  unwooed  of  summer  wind. 
A  sudden  splendour  from  behind 
Flushed  all  the  leaves  with  rich  gold  green, 
And  flowing  rapidly  between 
Their  interspaces,  counterchanged 
The  level  lake  with  diamond  plots 

Of  saffron  light,      A  lovely  time, 
For  it  was  in  the  golden  prime 
Of  good  Haroun  Alraschid  I 


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Dark  blue  the  deep  sphere  overhead, 
Distinct  with  vivid  stars  unrayed, 
Grew  darker  from  that  under- flame  ; 
So,  leaping  lightly  from  the  boat, 
With  silver  anchor  left  afloat, 
In  marvel  whence  that  glory  came 
Upon  me,  as  in  sleep  I  sank 
In  cool  soft  turf  upon  the  bank, 

Entranced  with  that  place  and  time, 
So  worthy  of  the  golden  prime 
Of  good  Harouu  Alraschid. 

Thence  through  the  garden  I  was  borne — 

A  realm  of  pleasance,  many  a  mound, 

And  many  a  shadow-chequered  lawn 

Full  of  the  city's  stilly  sound. 

And  deep  myrrh  thickets  blowing  round 

The  stately  cedar,  tamarisks, 

Thick  rosaries  of  scented  thorn, 

Tall  orient  shrubs,  and  obelisks 

Graven  with  emblems  of  the  time, 
In  honour  of  the  golden  prime 
Of  good  Haroun  Alraschid. 

"With  dazed  vision  unawares 
From  the  long  alley's  latticed  shade 
Emerged,  I  came  upon  the  great 
Pavilion  of  the  Caliphat, 
Right  to  the  carven  cedarn  doors, 
Flung  inward  over  spangled  floors, 
Broad-based  flights  of  marble  stairs 
Ran  up  with  golden  balustrade, 
After  the  fashion  of  the  time, 
And  humour  of  the  golden  prime 
Of  good  Haroun  Alraschid. 

The  fourscore  windows  all  alight 
As  with  the  quintessence  of  flame, 
A  million  .tapers  flaring  bright 
From  wreathed  silvers,  look'd  to  shame 
The  hollow-vaulted  dark,  and  stream'd 
Upon  the  mooned  domes  aloof 
In  inmost  Bagdat,  till  there  seem'd 
Hundreds  of  crescents  on  the  roof 

Of  night  new-risen,  that  marvellous  time, 

To  celebrate  the  golden  prime 
Of  good  Haroun  Alraschid. 

Then  stole  I  up,  and  trancedly 

Gazed  on  the  Persian  girl  alone, 

Serene  with  argent-lidded  eyes 

Amorous,  and  lashes  like  to  rays 

Of  darkness,  and  a  brow  of  pearl 

Tressed  with  redolent  ebeny, 

In  many  a  dark  delicious  curl, 

Flowing  below  her  rose-hued  zone  ; 
The  sweetest  lady  of  the  time, 
Well  worthy  of  the  golden  prime 
Of  good  Haroun  Alraschid. 

Six  columns,  three  on  either  side, 
Pure  silver,  underpropped  a  rich 
Throne  o'  the  massive  ore,  from  which 
Down  drooped,  in  many  a  floating  fold, 


Engarlanded  and  diapered 

With  inwrought  flowers,  a  cloth  of  gold, 

Thereon,  his  deep  eye  laughter-stirred 

With  merriment  of  kingly  pride, 
Sole  star  of  all  that  place  and  time, 
I  saw  him — in  his  golden  prime, 
THE  GOOD  HAROUN  ALRASCHID  ! 

Our  critique  is  near  its  conclu- 
sion ;  and  in  correcting  it  for  press, 
we  see  that  its  whole  merit,  which 
is  great,  consists  in  the  extracts, 
which  are  "  beautiful  exceedingly." 
Perhaps,  in  the  first  part  of  our  ar- 
ticle, we  may  have  exaggerated  Mi- 
Tennyson's  not  unfrequent  silliness, 
for  we  are  apt  to  be  carried  away 
by  the  whim  of  the  moment,  and  in 
our  humorous  moods,  many  things 
wear  a  queer  look  to  our  aged  eyes, 
which  fill  young  pupils  with  tears  ; 
but  we  feel  assured  that  in  the  se- 
cond part  we  have  not  exaggerated 
his  strength — that  we  have  done  no 
more  than  justice  to  his  fine  faculties 
— and  that  the  millions  who  delight 
in  Maga  will,  with  one  voice,  con- 
firm our  judgment — that  Alfred  Ten- 
nyson is  a  poet. 

But,  though  it  might  be  a  mistake 
of  ours,  were  we  to  say  that  he  has 
much  to  learn,  it  can  be  no  mistake 
to  say  that  he  has  not  a  little  to  un- 
learn, and  more  to  bring  into  prac- 
tice, before  his  genius  can  achieve 
its  destined  triumphs.  A  puerile 
partiality  for  particular  forms  of  ex- 
pression, nay,  modes  of  spelling  and 
of  pronunciation,  may  be  easily  over- 
looked in  one  whom  we  must  look 
on  as  yet  a  mere  boy;  but  if  he 
carry  it  with  him,  and  indulge  it  in 
manhood,  why  it  will  make  him  seem 
silly  as  his  sheep;  and  should  he 
continue  to  bleat  so  when  his  head 
and  beard  are  as  grey  as  ours,  he 
will  be  truly  a  laughable  old  ram, 
and  the  ewes  will  care  no  more  for 
him  than  if  he  were  a  wether. 

Farther — he  must  consider  that 
all  the  fancies  that  fleet  across  the 
imagination,  like  shadows  on  the 
grass  or  the  tree-tops,  are  not  en- 
titled to  be  made  small  separate 
poems  of — about  the  length  of  one's 
little  finger ;  that  many,  nay,  most  of 
them,  should  be  suffered  to  pass 
away  with  a  silent  "  God,bless  ye," 
like  butterflies,  single  or  in  shoals, 
each  family  with  its  own  hereditary 
character  mottled  on  its  wings ;  and 
that  though  thousands  of  those  grave 
brown,  and  gay  golden,  images  will 


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be  blown  back  in  showers,  as  if 
upon  balmy  breezes  changing  sud- 
denly and  softly  to  the  airt  whence 
inspiration  at  the  moment  breathes, 
yet  not  one  in  a  thousand  is  worth 
being  caught  and  pinned  down  on 
paper  into  poetry,  "  gently  as  if  you 
loved  him" — only  the  few  that  are 
bright  with  the  "  beauty  still  more 
beauteous" — and  a  few  such  belong 
to  all  the  orders — from  the  little  silly 
moth  that  extinguishes  herself  in 
your  taper,  up  to  the  mighty  Emperor 
of  Morocco  at  meridian  wavering 
his  burnished  downage  in  the  uncon- 
suming  sun  who  glorifies  the  won- 
drous stranger. 

Now,  Mr  Tennyson  does  not  seem 
to  know  this;  or  if  he  do,  he  is  self- 
willed  and  perverse  in  his  sometimes 
almost  infantile  vanity;  (and  how 
vain  are  most  beautiful  children !) 
and  thinks  that  any  Thought  or 
Feeling  or  Fancy  that  has  had  the 
honour  and  the  happiness  to  pass 
through  his  mind,  must  by  that 
very  act  be  worthy  of  everlasting 
commemoration.  Heaven  pity  the 
poor  world,  were  we  to  put  into  stan- 
zas, and  publish  upon  it,  all  our 
thoughts,  thick  as  mots  in  the  sun, 
or  a  summer  evening  atmosphere  of 
midges  I 

Finally,  Nature  is  mighty,  and 
poets  should  deal  with  her  on  a  grand 
scale.  She  lavishes  her  glorious  gifts 
before  their  path  in  such  profusion, 
that  Genius — reverent  as  he  is  of  the 
mysterious  mother,  and  meeting  her 
at  sunrise  on  the  mountains  with  grate- 
ful orisons  —  with  grateful  orisons 
bidding  her  farewell  among  the  long 
shadows  that  stretch  across  the  glens 
when  sunset  sinks  into  the  sea — is 
yet  privileged  to  tread  with  a  seem- 
ing scorn  in  the  midst  of  imagery 
that  to  common  eyes  would  be  as  a 
revelation  of  wonders  from  another 
world.  Familiar  to  him  are  they  as 
the  grass  below  his  feet.  In  lowlier 
moods  he  looks  at  them — and  in  his 
love  they  grow  beautiful.  So  did 


741 

Burns  beautify  the  daisy — "wee  mo- 
dest crimson-tipped  flower  !"  But  in 
loftier  moods,  the  "  violet  by  the 
mossy  stone,"  is  not  "  half-hidden 
to  the  eye" — it  is  left  unthought  of 
to  its  own  sweet  existence.  The 
poet  then  ranges  wide  and  high,  like 
Thomson,  in  his  Hymn  to  the  Sea- 
sons, which  he  had  so  gloriously 
sung,  seeing  in  all  the  changes  of  the 
rolling  year  "  but  the  varied  god," — 
like  Wordsworth,  in  his  Excur- 
sion, communing  too  with  the  spirit 
"  whose  dwelling  is  the  light  of  set- 
ting suns." 

Those  great  men  are  indeed  among 
the 
"  Lights  of  the  world  and  demigods  of 

fame  ;" 

but  all  poets,  ere  they  gain  a  bright 
name,  must  thus  celebrate  the  wor- 
ship of  nature.  So  is  it,  too,  with 
painters.  They  do  well,  even  the 
greatest  of  them,  to  trace  up  the 
brooks  to  their  source  in  stone-basin 
or  mossy  well,  in  the  glen-head, 
where  greensward  glades  among  the 
heather  seem  the  birthplace  ot  the 
Silent  People — the  Fairies.  But  in 
their  immortal  works  they  must 
shew  us  how  "  red  comes  the  river 
down ;"  castles  of  rock  or  of  cloud — 
long  withdrawing  vales,  where  mid- 
way between  the  flowery  fore- 
ground, and  in  the  distance  of  blue 
mountain  ranges,  some  great  city  lifts 
up  its  dim-seen  spires  through  the 
misty  smoke  beneath  which  imagina- 
tion hears  the  hum  of  life—"  peace- 
ful as  some  immeasurable  plain," 
the  breast  of  old  ocean  sleeping  in 
the  sunshine — or  as  if  an  earthquake 
shook  the  pillars  of  his  caverned 
depths,  tumbling  the  foam  of  his 
breakers,  mast-high,  if  mast  be  there, 
till  the  canvass  ceases  to  be  silent, 
and  the  gazer  hears  him  howling  over 
his  prey — See — see! — the  founder- 
ing wreck  of  a  three-decker  going 
down  head-foremost  to  eternity. 

With  such  admonition,  we  bid  Al- 
fred Tennyson  farewell. 


742  Homer's  Hymns.    No  V.  [May, 


HOMER'S  HYMNS.    NO.  v. 
CERES. 

OF  venerable  Ceres  would  I  sing, 

Golden-hair' d,  and  her  daughter  Proserpine, 

Light-tripping  maiden,  seized  by  Dis,  stern  King, 
Seized  with  consent  of  Thunderer  Jove,  not  thine, 

Ceres  !  Far  absent  was  a  mother's  care, 

Though  the  deep-bosom'd  nymphs  of  Ocean  all  were  there. 

Sportively  gathering  they,  the  sunny  hour 

On  verdant  bank,  the  rose  and  violet, 
Crocus  and  hyacinth,  and,  chiefest  flower, 

Narcissus,  beautiful  enticement,  set 
Full  in  her  path  by  Earth,  through  wile  of  Jove, 
To  catch  the  Virgin's  eye,  and  favour  Pluto's  love. 

Sweet,  joyous  flower,  by  Gods  and  men  beheld, 
Then  first  with  gaze  of  rapture,  from  whose  root, 

Each  one  with  odoriferous  balsam  fill'd, 
An  hundred  graceful  heads  did  upward  shoot— 

The  perfumed  Heaven  laugh'd  with  unwonted  glee, 

Laugh'd  the  glad  Earth  beneath,  and  the  blithe-waving  Sea. 

Both  hands  outstretch' d,  the  admiring  Virgin  bent 
To  pluck  the  treasured  flower.    The  Nysian  plain 

Open'd — dire  Pluto,  from  the  gaping  rent, 
Lash'd  his  immortal  steeds,  with  loosen'd  rein 

Rush'd  forth,  and  in  his  golden  chariot  bore 

The  maiden  shrieking  loud  to  Jove  and  wailing  sore. 

She  call'd  on  Jove,  supremest,  best,  in  vain—- 
For neither  God  nor  mortal  heard ;  nor  one 

Of  Ocean's  many  daughters  in  her  train, 
Though  piercing  were  the  cries  she  utter' d,  none, 

Save  Hecate  the  forlorn,  within  her  cave, 

Persseus'  daughter  heard,  and  mute  attention  gave. 

Pale  Hecate,  fillet-crown'd,  and  Helius,  he, 
Hyperion's  wondrous  son,  was  sitting  then, 

Glorious,  within  his  solemn  sanctuary, 
Receiving  proffer'd  gifts  from  mortal  men, 

And  heard  the  shouting  maid,  when  Tyrant  Dis, 

With  his  immortal  steeds,  plunged  down  the  black  abyss. 

While  yet  she  saw  the  land  and  sun-lit  sky, 
And  teeming  sea  that  sparkled  with  his  ray, 

She  still  perchance  her  mother  might  descry, 
Or  one  of  heavenly  race  might  cross  her  way. 

Her  big-swoln  heart,  while  thus  she  sought  relief, 

Hope  soothed,  and  half  assuaged  her  agony  of  grief. 

The  mountain  tops  and  the  deep  ocean  bed 
Echo'd  her  cries — her  mother  heard — dismay, 

Keen  anguish  struck  her  heart,  and  from  her  head 

And  her  ambrosial  locks  she  tore  away 
.  The  wreath — a  dark  veil  o'er  her  shoulders  threw, 

And  moving  as  a  bird,  o'er  land  and  sea  she  flew. 


1832.]  Homer's  Hymns.    No.  V. 

She  sought— nor  God  nor  man  the  truth  declared, 
Nor  came  there  winged  harbinger ;  but  o'er 

The  earth,  nine  days  incessant,  Ceres  fared, 
And  in  her  hand  two  blazing  torches  bore. 

Nine  days  ambrosia,  food  of  gods  supreme, 

And  nectar  she  refused,  nor  bathed  her  in  the  stream. 

But  soon  as  the  tenth  morning  shone  serene, 
Came  Hecate,  and  a  torch  her  hand  sustain'd, 

And  thus  her  tidings  gave—"  Say,  beauteous  Queen 
Of  the  sweet  season,  who  thy  heart  hath  pain'd, 

Who  borne  thy  gentle  Proserpine  away  ? 

I  heard — but  saw  him  not — or  God  or  mortal,  say— 

"  The  cries  I  heard."— She  spake— and  no  reply 
Made  Rhcea's  daughter,  but  with  Hecate  flew 

Swift  onward,  while  the  torches,  blazing  high, 
Waved — till  they  came  to  Helius.    Him  they  knew, 

Th'  investigating  King  to  Gods  and  man  : 

Before  his  steeds  they  stood,  and  Ceres  thus  began,-— 

"  Helius,  if  ever  yet,  by  word  or  deed, 

I  made  thee  glad,  my  sanctity  revere  ; 
A  Goddess  claims — whose  heart  is  doom'd  to  bleed 

For  a  sweet  daughter  lost — fair  plant — and  dear 
As  beautiful ;  through  air  I  heard  the  cry, 
As  of  one  torn  away,  yet  nought  could  I  descry. 

"  But  thou,  for  with  thy  beams  through  divine  air 
Thou  searchest  lands  and  seas — O,  tell  me  true, 

If  thou  hast  seen  my  dearest  child,  and  where  ? 
What  ravisher  accurst  hath  met  thy  view ; 

Or  be  it  God  or  man  hath  seized  my  child  ?" 

She  spake.    Hyperion's  son  returned  this  answer  mild. 

"  Learn,  Rhoea's  daughter — nor  regardless  I 
Of  thy  deep  anguish — learn  this  painful  truth, 

Nor  throw  reproach  on  other  Deity 
But  Jove,  cloud-gatherer.    He,  with  little  ruth, 

Hath  given  thy  daughter — he,  and  none  beside — 

To  his  own  brother's  arms,  to  be  his  beauteous  bride. 

"  Her,  shrieking,  in  his  chariot  far  away, 
Under  the  shadowy  west,  hath  Pluto  borne ; 

Yet,  goddess,  soothe  thy  woe,  thy  griefs  allay, 
Nor  be  thy  heart  with  fruitless  passion  torn, 

Nor  an  unworthy  son  in  Pluto  see, 

For  potent  in  his  reign — a  son  of  Saturn  he ; 

"  And,  where  his  lot  appointed,  rules  revered, 

As  when  was  made  division  tripartite 
Of  sovereign  power."     Thus  Helius  spake,  ajid  cheer'd 

His  steeds,  that  like  wing'd  birds  the  chariot  light 
Bore  swiftly  on ; — deep  anguish  pierced  her  heart, 
Then  Ceres  in  her  wrath  from  heaven  withdrew  apart, 

Incensed  with  cloud-girt  Jove  :  Olympus  then 
And  Gods'  assembly  left — and  many  a  town 

Sought,  and  fair  fields  of  rich  laborious  man, 
Her  majesty  of  beauty  wasting  down. 

By  woman  and  by  man  unknown  she  pass'd, 

And  wander'd,  till  she  reach'd  good  Celeus'  home  at  last. 


744  Homer's  Hymns.    No.  V.  [May, 

O'er  rich  Eleusis  Celeus  then  was  king: 

By  the  wayside  she  sat,  sore  vex'd,  and  sad, 
At  the  Parthenian  well,  to  whose  sweet  spring 

Come  frequent  citizens;  under  a  shade, 
Thrown  by  an  olive-tree,  she  sat,  that  spread 
Its  leafy  branches  out,  and  waved  above  her  head. 

In  form  she  seem'd  like  one  advanced  in  age, 

And  past  the  days  of  childbirth,  such  as  are 
In  palaces  of  princes  wise  and  sage, 

Their  children  nurse,  or  make  the  house  their  care. 
Her  saw  the  daughters  of  Eleusis'  king, 
As,  with  their  brazen  urns,  they  sought  the  pleasant  spring, 

The  royal  mansion  to  supply.     These  were 

In  bloom  of  youth  —  and  four,  Callidice, 
Clesidice,  and  Dymo  ever  fair, 

And  she  of  elder  birth,  Callithoe,  — 
They  saw,  but  knew  her  not;  for  hard  to  know 
Are  the  immortal  race  by  mortals  born  below. 

They,  standing  near  her,  these  soft  words  addressed  :  — 
"  Who  art  thou,  dame  ?  and  whence,  thus  far  from  town 

And  home  ?  —  most  aged  like  thee,  and  younger,  rest 
Within  cool  shady  halls,  and  sit  them  down 

Beneath  the  sheltering  roof;  and  such  there  are 

Will  give  thee  welcome  kind,  and  proffer  friendly  care."  ;(j[g 

The  venerable  Ceres  thus  replied  :  — 

"  Sweet  friends,  and  gentle  maids,  my  thanks  you  claim, 
Nor  be  the  truth  you  ask  of  me  denied. 

My  mother  call'd  me  Doris,  such  my  name  — 
From  Crete  —  and  o'er  the  broad  sea's  spine  a  prey 
By  pirates  was  I  seized,  and  wretched,  borne  away. 

"  At  Thoricus  the  vessel  came  to  land. 

Then  all  the  women  disembark'd  ;  the  board 
Prepared  for  pleasant  feast  upon  the  strand, 

And  close  beside  where  lay  the  vessel  moor'd. 
Nor  thought  had  I  of  feast,  but  hastening  flew 
O'er  the  dark  land  —  and  thus  escaped  the  tyrant  crew, 

"  Lest  they  should  sell  me  as  a  slave,  and  turn 

To  ample  profit  what  they  never  bought.  — 
Thus  came  I  hither;  now  from  you  would  learn, 

What  people,  and  what  land  is  this.     I've  sought, 
And  may  the  gods  that  in  Olympus  dwell 
Give  you  good  husbands  all,  and  children  that  excel, 


"  And  such  as  parents  wish  !  —  Then  let  me  claim       ]9Ifj 
Your  gentle  pity,  my  sweet  daughters,  —  till 

The  house  of  honourable  man  or  dame 

I  reach  —  where  I  may  serve  with  ready  will, 

And  in  such  useful  offices  engage 

As  I  may  well  perform,  and  best  may  suit  my  age. 

"  As,  in  these  arms  to  nurse,  and  lull  to  rest 
A  new-born  infant,  or  with  housewife  care 

To  keep  the  house,  to  see  the  chambers  drest, 
And  strew  the  master's  bed  with  coverings  rare,       ..?  OT 

Such  as  by  female  hands  are  oft  supplied." 

She  spake  —  and  thus  in  turn  Callidice  replied,  — 


1832.]  Homer's  Hymns.    No.  V.  745 

Callidice  most  beauteous  she  of  all — 

"  Good  nurse,  what  it  shall  please  the  Gods  bestow 
We  must  receive,  or  be  their  bounty  small, 

Or  be  it  large,  or  be  it  weal  or  woe  ; 
For  this  necessity  at  least  is  sure, 
Theirs  is  the  sovereign  power,  'tis  ours  but  to  endure. 

t  •, 

"  But  let  me  point  thee  out  and  numerate 

What  men  we  boast,  in  whom  we  chiefly  trust, 
Conspicuous  mong'st  the  people,  who  the  state 

Defend  by  counsels  sure,  and  judgments  just. 
Look  o'er  the  town,  see  where  the  mansions  rise. 
That  first  its  master  owns  Triptolemus  the  wise. 

"  There  dwells  Diocles,  Polyxenes  there, 

Blameless  Eumolpus  next,  then  Dolichus, 
And  our  best  sire ;  beneath  a  matron's  care 

Each  mansion  is,  discreet,  and  sedulous. 
These  statesmen's  wives  :  all,  e'en  when  first  they  see 
Thy  mien,  thy  looks  divine,  will  gladly  honour  thee, 

"  And  give  good  welcome,  each  within  her  gate : 

Or  wouldst  thou  here  remain  until  we  reach 
Our  Father's  mansion,  where  we  may  relate 

To  our  kind  mother,  all  the  present  speech, 
(The  noble  Metanira)  to  our  home 
She  may  perchance  invite,  nor  let  thee  further  roam. 

"  For  in  her  polish'd  chamber  cradled  lies 

Her  darling  late-born  son,  for  whom  she  pray'd. 

Him  shouldst  thou  nurse,  to  manhood  till  he  rise, 
Seeing  a  recompense  so  largely  paid 

As  it  will  be  (such  honour  will  be  thine), 

There's  not  a  woman  lives  but  might  with  envy  pine." 

The  maiden  ended — Ceres  bow'd  her  head—- 
They with  their  well-filled  urns  of  shining  gold 

Exulting  to  their  father's  mansion  sped,  - 
And  to  their  mother  all  the  adventure  told; 

Who  bade  them  quick  return,  and  in  her  name 

To  proffer  payment  large,  and  bring  the  stranger  dame. 

Like  joyous  calves,  or  sleek  fawns  from  their  lair 
Bounding  in  spring,  they,  holding  high  each  one 

The  crisp  fold  of  her  mantle,  while  the  hair 
Over  their  shoulders  floated  to  the  sun, 

Like  flowers  of  yellow  crocus  glistening  bright, 

Over  the  wheel-scoop' d  road  the  virgins  bounded  light. 

And  there  reclining  by  that  pathway  side, 

They  found  the  glorious  Goddess,  lone  and  sad. 

Conducting  to  their  father's  home,  they  hied, 
Behind  walk'd  Ceres,  veil'd  and  deeply  clad 

In  sable  stole,  that,  coil'd  in  many  a  pleat, 

Still  rustled  as  she  moved,  around  her  gentle  feet. 

And  straight  to  Jove-loved  Celeus'  house  they  came 
And  cross'd  the  porch,  where  sat  beside  the  hall, 

Her  infant  at  her  breast,  the  royal  dame : 

To  her  they  ran— then  Ceres,  large  and  tall^jft 

The  threshold  trode,  while  her  head  reach'd  the  beams, 

And  all  the  palace  gates  shone  bright  with  golden  streams. 


746  Homer's  Hymns.    No.  V.  [May, 

Pale  fear  and  reverence  Metanira  seized  j 

Her  seat  she  proffer'd,  as  she  rose  in  haste ; 
Mute  Ceres  stood — nor  yet  the  splendour  pleased, 

But  to  the  ground  her  mournful  eyes  she  cast, 
Until  discreet  lambe  for  her  placed 
A  seat  of  beauteous  work  with  white  fleece  covering  graced. 

Then  Ceres  sat,  and  close  around  her  veil 
And  closer  drew,  nor  took  she  note  the  while, 

Of  aught  by  word,  or  thought,  or  look, — but  pale 
With  parch'd  untasting  lips,  without  a  smile, 

Mourn'd  her  fair  bosom'd  daughter,  borne  below; 

Till  all  in  merry  guise  lambe  soothed  her  woe. 

With  many  a  jest,  and  gibe,  and  cheering  voice, 
She  moved  sad  Ceres,  her  deep  grief  appeased, 

To  smile,  and  then  to  laugh,  and  e'en  rejoice  j 
And  thus,  in  after  days,  lambe  pleased.— 

—Then  Metanira,  pouring  luscious  wine, 

Presented  the  full  cup  to  th'  unknown  guest  divine. 

Ceres  refused,  and  the  red  wine  declared 

Unlawful  to  her  lips, — and  bade  her  take 
The  herb  call'd  Glecho,  bruised,  and  meal  prepared 

With  water,  and  a  pure  potation  make — 
This  done,  the  draught  she  drank,  well  pleased  to  see 
The  pledge  of  future  rite  and  holy  mystery. 

Then  Metanira  converse  thus  began  : 
"  Welcome,  good  dame,  of  no  mean  parents  sprung ! 

Thy  sire,  perchance,  was  some  wise  princely  man, 
And  truth  and  justice  issued  from  his  tongue  j 

For  in  thine  eyes  I  see,  and  all  thy  face, 

Sweet  modesty  resides,  and  ever  noble  grace. 

"  Whatever  gifts  it  please  the  Gods  bestow, 

We  must  receive,  nor  let  vain  cares  perplex 
Our  souls, — for  be  it  weal,  or  be  it  woe, 

The  yoke  of  Fate  lies  heavy  on  our  necks ; 
But  here  rejoice,  whatever  good  is  mine, 
Nurse  thou  my  child  with  care,  and  half  that  good  is  thine. 

"  This  darling  child,  last  born,  unlook'd  for  joy, 
Last  blessing  of  the  Gods,  cherish  thou  well, 

And  bring  to  riper  age,  this  dear-loved  boy— 
And  every  female  tongue  shall  envious  tell 

How  large  the  gifts  of  nurture  I  provide." 

She  ended,  and  the  sheaf-crown*  d  Ceres  thus  replied:— 

"  And  hail  thou,  gracious  Queen, — the  Gods  enlarge 
Thy  house  with  bounteous  store, — this  child  I  take 

Willing,  not  thoughtless  of  a  nurse's  charge— 
Nor  evil  incantation,  harm,  nor  ache 

Shall  reach  him;  every  potent  charm  I  know, 

That  can  avert  all  ill,  and  every  good  bestow." 

She  took  in  her  immortal  hands,  and  laid 

Upon  her  fragrant  bosom,  the  fair  child  : 
Glad  was  the  mother. — Henceforth  Ceres  made 

Young  Demophon  her  care,  and  griefs  beguiled, 
And  with  her  charge,  sage  Celeua'  son,  withdrew 
Within  the  royal  house, — and  wondrously  he  grew,— 


1832.]  Homer's  Hymns.    No.  V.  74? 

Grew  like  a  God  j  not  that  from  fruit  of  earth, 
Or  infants'  common  fare,  she  nurtured  him— • 

But  an  ambrosial  unguent,  as  of  birth 
Divine,  she  pour'd,  and  breathed  o'er  every  limb 

Immortal  breath,  and  in  her  bosom  bore 

The  infant  day  by  day,  and  loved  him  more  and  more. 

But  when  the  nights  came  on,  far  from  the  eye 

Of  parents  then  removed — him  like  a  brand 
Deep  in  the  fire  she  cover' d  secretly. 

And  when  they  saw  his  vigorous  limbs  expand, 
His  parents,  wond'ring,  thought  there  needs  must  be 
Some  mighty  miracle, — so  like  a  God  was  he. 

She  would  have  purged  with  fire  all  mortal  stain, 

And  given  the  child  celestial  temperament, 
Ageless,  that  might  immortal  youth  attain  ,• 

But  Metanira  marr'd  the  kind  intent : 
One  night,  too  indiscreetly  fond,  she  came 
Forth  from  her  scented  room,  and  watch' d,  and  saw  the  flame. 

And  seeing,  both  her  thighs  she  struck,  and  shriek' d — 
"  Save  thee,  my  Demophon,  my  child,  my  child ! 

What  vengeance  hath  thy  nurse  upon  thee  wreak' d— 
Thy  stranger  nurse,  with  frenzy,  frantic,  wild — 

And  hides  thee  in  the  fire."     The  Goddess  turn'd — 

She  heard,  and  in  her  breast,  her  wrath,  her  anger  burn'd. 

With  passion  seized,  forth  from  the  blazing  brands 

Raising,  her  Metanira's  child  she  drew, 
And  from  her  far  with  her  immortal  hands 

Before  her  on  the  ground  indignant  threw ; 
The  words  of  wrath  came  crowding  in  her  speech— 
"  O  foolish  senseless  race,  how  short  thy  boasted  reach, 

"  Unknowing  of  the  coming  good  or  ill  !— 

Thy  folly  has  but  heap'd  an  age  of  pain. 
Be  witness,  Styx,  implacable  and  chill, 

I  would  have  purified  from  mortal  stain 
This,  thy  dear  son,  and  given  him  ageless  days, 
Incorruptible  life,  and  never-ending  praise. 

"  But  he  must  die,  nor  are  there  potent  charms 
To  rescue  him  from  fate — This  boon  I  claim, 

(For  on  my  knees  he  lay,  and  in  my  arms,) 
Be  his  to  win  an  everlasting  fame ; 

For  soon  as  he  shall  reach  maturer  age, 

The  Eleusinian  race  a  civil  war  shall  wage. 

"  Ceres  am  I,  an  honour'd  Goddess  see, 

At  once  a  joy  and  blessing  to  mankind ; 
But  speed,  and  let  thy  people  gather'd  be, 

And  be  Callichorus'  famed  hill  assign'd 
Fast  by  the  city  walls,  on  jutting  ground, 
A  temple  proudly  great,  and  a  rich  altar  found. 

"Myself  will  point,  the  solemn  rites  arranged, 

T appease  the  Queen,  of  tresses  gold-enwreath'd." 

She  spake — at  once  her  form  and  stature  changed, 
Shook  off  her  age,  all  beauty  round  her  breath'd, 

Sweet  odours  from  her  perfumed  garments  flew, 

icr  sacred  presence  threw. 


•748  Homer's  Hymns.    No.  V.  [May, 

She  shone— her  yellow  hair  like  golden  rays 
Waved  o'er  her  shoulders,  as  the  lightning's  sheen 

Burst  through  the  solid  walls  a  sudden  blaze, 

As  from  the  house  she  pass'd.     The  fainting  Queen 

Long  speechless  lay,  and  gazed  around  her  wild, 

Nor  look'd  upon,  nor  sought  to  raise,  her  darling  child. 

His  sisters  heard  his  cries,  and  springing,  flew 
From  their  rich  beds — one  stretch' d  her  arms  to  lift, 

Then  lull'd  him  on  her  breast.  The  fire  anew 
One  kindled — one  with  light  feet,  softly  swift, 

Hasten'd  to  raise  her  mother  where  she  lay, 

Restore  to  sense,  and  from  the  chamber  lead  away. 

The  sobbing  boy,  the  sisters  gathering  round 
Fondled  endearingly  and  wash'd. — The  child, 

Nursed  by  a  Goddess,  in  each  sister  found 
A  far  inferior  nurse,  unreconciled. 

And  still  he  sobb'd — they,  trembling  with  affright, 

The  mighty  Goddess  soothed  with  prayer  the  livelong  night. 

And  at  the  dawn,  to  Celeus  they  convey'd 
The  purpose  of  great  Ceres  golden-crown'd; 

And  he,  assembly  of  his  people  made, 

Spake  of  the  temple  and  the  chosen  ground, 

And  altar  on  the  far-projecting  hill, 

And  they  attentive  heard,  obedient  to  his  will  : 

The  task  by  Celeus'  speech  assign'd,  they  chose, 

And  by  the  power  divine  the  temple  grew, 
Admired,  and  into  perfect  order  rose — 

And,  toil  completed,  homeward  all  withdrew — 
And  there  the  sheaf-crown'd  Ceres  sat  apart, 
Far  from  the  blessed  gods,  deep  wounded  in  her  heart. 

For  her  fair  bosom'd  daughter  lost,  she  grieved, 

Sad  was  the  year  and  dire  upon  the  earth 
By  vengeful  Ceres  made,  the  seed  received 

She  hid — and  no  return — all,  all  was  dearth. 
Then  many  oxen  dragg'd  their  ploughs  in  vain, 
And  the  white  barley  fell  to  earth  a  useless  grain. 

Man's  wretched  race  on  earth  thus  famine-curst 

Had  died — the  gods  that  in  Olympus  dwell 
Had  of  their  richest  victims  been  amerced, 

But  mighty  Jove  perceived,  and  porider'd  well, 
And  sent  down  Iris  on  her  golden  wing, 
Ceres  sheaf-crown'd,  august,  before  Heaven's  court  to  bring. 

Iris  obey'd  the  cloud-girt  Jove,  sped  down 

Upon  her  swift  wing,  cutting  the  space  between, 

And  straight  Eleusis,  incense-breathing  town, 
She  reach'd,  and  Ceres  saw,  celestial  Queen, 

The  Goddess  in  her  beauteous  temple  found, 

Clad  in  a  sable  stole,  that  reach'd  the  solemn  ground, — 

And  thus  she  spake—"  Great  Jove,  that  knoweth  all, 

And  governs  all,  Ceres,  now  bids  me  bring 
Thee  to  the  Gods  above,  nor  let  there  fall 

Command  of  Jove  an  unperformed  thing — 
Haste  to  the  Gods." — Thus  Iris  spake — besought ; 
Yet  was  entreaty  vain,  nor  moved  the  Goddess  aught. 


1832.]  Homer's  Hymns.    No.  V.  749 

Then  all  the  Gods,  upon  entreaty  vain, 

Each  in  his  turn  with  promise  large  he  sent, 
Of  privilege  supreme,  and  such  domain 

Among  the  Gods  as  might  her  best  content; 
Yet  none  prevail'd,  not  one  her  heart  could  reach, 
For  nought  regarded  she  their  promise  or  their  speech. 

Thus  she  resolved,  never  to  tread  again 

Fragrant  Olympus,  ne'er  permit  to  rise 
The  fruits  of  earth,  nor  loose  th'  imprison' d  grain, 

Till  her  fair  daughter  meet  her  longing  eyes. 
The  Thunderer  heard,  and  summon'd  to  his  side 
Him  of  the  golden  wand,  the  herald  Argicide, 

And  bade  him  to  dark  Erebus  descend, 

And  Pluto  with  soft  soothing  words  persuade 

His  chaste  and  gentle  Proserpine  to  send 

Up  to  the  Gods  in  light,  from  realms  of  shade, 

That  the  fond  mother's  eyes  might  see  once  more 

Her  daughter  long  deplored,  and  direful  wrath  be  o'er. 

Swift  Hermes  left  Olympus  at  a  bound, 

And  far  below  the  depths  of  earth  he  hied, 
And  on  his  couch,  within,  the  King  he  found. 

And  by  him  sat  his- chaste  yet  mournful  bride, 
Lamenting  her  lost  mother's  absence  still, 
"Who  'gainst  the  blessed  Gods  yet  meditated  ill. 

Argicide,  standing  near  him,  boldly  spake — 

"  Thou  black-hair' d  Pluto,  Monarch  of  the  dead, 

Great  Jove,  my  sire,  now  bids  me  upward  take 
Thy  lovely  Proserpine  from  regions  dread 

Of  Erebus  that  Ceres  thy  fair  bride 

Once  more  might  see  and  lay  her  bitter  wrath  aside,— 

"  And  reconcilement  with  th'  Immortals  seek. 

For  her  deep  mind  resolves,  and  dire  the  deed, 
To  doom  to  death  man's  race,  earth-born  and  weak, 

And  waste  the  dues  of  Gods — hiding  the  seed 
Obstructed ;  whilst  at  rich  Eleusis'  shrine 
Sullen  apart  she  sits,  and  spurns  the  choirs  divine." 

He  spake,  and  Pluto  under  his  stern  brows 

Smiled,  nor  the  will  of  Jove  he  disobey' d, 
But  straight  address'd  fair  Proserpine,  his  spouse 

Discreet — "  Go,  seek  thy  mother,  woe-array'd 
In  sable  stole— thy  gentle  mind  retain ; 
Go,  Proserpine,  nor  grieve,  like  one  that  grieves  in  vain : 

"  Go,  gentle  Proserpine,  nor  view  in  me 

Unseemly  spouse  :  the  brother  I  of  Jove. 
Here  shalt  thou  dwell,  here  Queen  and  Mistress  be, 

And  govern  all,  aye  all  that  live  and  move  ; 
And  'midst  th'  immortal  Gods  thyself  shalt  share 
Th'  allotted  dues,  and  claim  what  best  and  greatest  are ; 

"  And  they,  the  impious,  that  refuse  the  rite, 

Shall  pay  due  penalty,  aye  all  their  days, 
If  any  there  shall  be,  in  thy  despite, 

Regard  not  sacrificial  prayer  and  praise, 
Or  offerings  stint,"     He  spake— The  Queen,  discreet, 
Leap'd  up  with  sudden  joy  delighted  from  her  seat. 


750  Homer's  Hymns.    No.  V.  [May, 

He,  his  spouse  softly  drawing  to  his  side, 

Gave  her  the  rare  pomegranate  seed,  that  so, 
Tasting,  she  might  not  evermore  abide 

With  her  wan  mother,  clad  in  garb  of  woe. 
That  ta'en,  great  Dis  his  golden  chariot  sped, 
And  to  their  wonted  yokes  his  steeds  immortal  led. 

Her  seat  she  took,  and  Hermes  sat  beside, 
Bold  Argicide.     The  lash  and  rein  he  seized, 

And  swiftly  gallop'd  through  the  portals  wide 
Of  Erebus ;  nor  flew  the  steeds  unpleased, 

O'er  the  long  lines  they  stretch'd,  nor  heeded  they 

Or  seas,  or  rivers  deep,  or  vales  that  cross'd  their  way. 

Nor  rivers,  seas,  nor  hills,  nor  valleys  fair, 

The  course  of  the  immortal  steeds  delay'd; 
But  over  all,  through  the  deep  brooding  air, 

Their  way  they  cut,  till  down  their  speed  they  staid 
Fast  by  the  odorous  temple.     There  they  stood, 
Where  the  crown'd  Ceres  sat,  and  grieved  in  sullen  mood. 

She  saw — upleaping  from  her  seat — and  rush'd, 
Rush'd  like  a  Mcenad  through  the  dusky  wood. 

Then  Proserpine 

Of  her  own  mother 

Leap'd  down  to  run 

To  her    . 


"  My  child  no  more  dishon    ...... 

Offood 

For  so  returning, 

Dwell  with  thy  sire  and  me,  by  all  the  Gods  revered. 

"  But  if  thou  aught  hast  tasted,  thou  again 
Must  under  earth's  concealing  depths  return, 

And  there  one-third  of  the  whole  year  remain, 
Two-thirds  with  me  and  all  the  Gods  sojourn ; 

When  earth  shall  bloom  with  springtide  flowers  array'd, 

Lavish'd  in  sweetness,  thou  shalt  rise  from  realms  of  shade, 

"  A  miracle  to  wond'ring  Gods  above 

And  men  below — but  tell  me  by  what  wile, 

By  what  deceit,  what  subtle  craft  of  love, 
Stern  Pluto  did  my  gentle  child  beguile  ?" 

"  Listen,  dear  mother,  while  the  tale  I  tell," 

Fair  Proserpine  replied,  "  and  learn  how  it  befell. 

"  Soon  as  th'  ingenious  Hermes,  herald  wise 
Of  the  Olympian  Gods,  and  mightiest  Jove, 

Bade  me  from  Erebus  once  more  to  rise, 
That  thou,  beholding  with  a  mother's  love 

Thy  child  long  lost,  shouldst  let  thine  anger  die ; 

I  rose,  I  leap' d  for  joy,  to  meet  a  mother's  eye. 

"  But  ere  I  reach'd  the  chariot,  mighty  Dis 
Forced  me  the  sure  pomegranate  seed  to  eat ; 

Unwillingly  I  ate. — But  leave  we  this, 
And  tell  how  first  he  seized  me,  by  deceit 

Of  Jove  my  father  seized,  and  bore  away, 

Under  the  depths  of  earth,  and  far  from  light  of  day, 


1832.]  Homer's  Hymns.    No.  V. 

"  But  hear  the  tale,  nor  the  plain  truth  I  slight  ; 

We  were  all  sporting  in  a  meadow  free, 
Leucippe,  Phceno,  and  Electra  bright, 

lanthe,  Melete,  and  lache, 
Ro3a,  Calliroe,  Tyche,  floweret  sweet, 
Ocyroe,  and  fair  Melobote  discreet, 

"  Cryseis,  lanira,  and  the  fair 

Acaste,  with  Adenete,  and  divine 
Rodope,  Pluto,  and  Calypso  there, 
Styx  and  Urania,  whose  soft  features  shine, 
Loved  Galaxaure,  Pallas,  warrior  maid, 
And  Dian  with  her  bow — in  the  soft  mead  we  play'd. 

"  There  gather'd  we  fresh  flowers,  the  loveliest, 
Crocus,  and  hyacinth,  and  deep-cupp'd  rose, 

Marvellous  lilies,  and  narcissus,  best 
Treasure  of  earth,  that  on  its  surface  blows. 

These  was  I  gathering,  when  earth's  black  descent 

Open'd,  and  Dis  rush'd  forth  wide  thundering  as  it  rent. 

"  He  seized  me,  shrieking  loud  and  wailing  sore, 
And  in  his  chariot  flaming  bright  with  gold, 

To  Erebus  and  his  dark  mansion  bore. 

All  else  my  mother  knows — the  tale  is  told." 

Thus,  all  day-long  in  fond  discourse  they  pass'd  j 

Oft  they  embraced,  till  grief  and  anger  ceased  at  last. 

Whilst  thus  with  mutual  bliss  their  bosoms  moved, 
Came  Hecate,  (and  her  richest  fillet  wore,) 

For  Ceres'  pure  sweet  daughter  long  she  loved, 
Her  ministress,  and  of  her  train,  before. 

Then  Thunderer  Jove,  whose  eyes  all  space  survey, 

Sent  bright-hair'd  Rhcea  down,  his  pleasure  to  convey. 

That  Ceres  now  should  take  her  wonted  place 
Amid  the  gods,  with  gift,  and  recompense, 

Large  as  herself  might  wish,  and  might  efface 
Her  former  wrongs — and  gave  his  nod  that  thence 

Her  daughter,  Proserpine,  below  remain, 

And  of  the  rolling  year,  one  third  with  Pluto  reign  j 

With  her  fond  mother,  too,  amid  the  bright 

Immortal  gods — Jove  spake,  nor  spake  in  vain  j 

Nor  Rhcea  disobey'd,  but  from  the  height 

Of  Mount  Olympus  rushing,  reach'd  the  plain 

Of  Rarum,  once  a  fertile  soil,  now  bare, 

For  Ceres  hid  the  grain,  nor  blade,  nor  beard  was  there, 

Where  soon  both  blade  and  ear  would  wave  around 
In  glowing  spring,  and  bursting  furrows  bear 

Abundant  grain,  and  thickest  sheaves  be  bound:— 
Thither  she  came,  down  through  the  fruitless  air. 

Th'  immortals  met,  and  joy  was  in  each  breast, 

And  Rhosa,  fillet-crown' d,  thus  Ceres  first  address'd. 

"  Haste,  daughter,  haste,  th'  all-seeing  thunderer  god, 
Jove,  calls  thee  heavenward,  offers  recompense 

Large  as  thy  soul  might  choose,  and  gives  his  nod 
That  thy  sweet  daughter  Proserpine  from  hence 

Shall  each  succeeding  year  one-third  remain 

In  realms  of  shade  below,  and  there  with  Pluto  reign, 


752  Homer's  Hymns.    Aro.  V.  [May, 

"  And  two  with  thee ;  for  this  his  head  he  bow'd — 
The  fiat  pass'd — But,  daughter,  haste,  release 

(Nor  rage  with  Jove  the  mightiest,  cloud-begirt) 
The  constrain'd  earth,  and  let  her  fruits  increase, 

That  men  may  live." — Ceres  sheaf-crown'd  obey'd, 

And  from  the  loosen'd  ground  sent  forth  the  rising  blade. 

Then  all  the  earth  with  flower  and  foliage 
Freshen'd  above — And  Ceres  straight  went  forth 

And  did  to  wise  Triptolemus,  and  sage 
Diocles,  and  Eumolpus  of  high  worth, 

And  Celeus,  leading  chief  of  all,  recite 

Her  ministerial  forms,  and  each  mysterious  rite. 

Those  awful  rites  'twere  impious  to  contemn, 

Nor  uninitiated  seek  to  know ; 
Rites  that  the  gods  immortal  guard,  and  hem 

With  reverent  silence — blest  of  men  below, 
The  favour'd,  who  those  holy  rites  may  see ! 
Theirs,  'mid  the  shades  of  death,  eternal  jubilee, 

And  pleasures  such  as  none  beside  may  share. 

All  this  enjoin' d,  to  the  Olympian  height 
They  fared,  and  to  the  gods  assembled,  where 

Still  solemn  and  revered  in  mansions  bright 
They  dwell  with  Jove  supreme,  flame-hurling  Jove, 
And  blest  of  mortal  men  whom  most  they  deign  to  love ! 

For  whom  they  love — rich  gifts  on  him  they  pour, 
And  to  his  home  and  hearth  send  Plutus  down, 

Giver  and  god  of  wealth; — O  ye  that  o'er 
Eleusis'  fair  and  incense-breathing  town 

Preside,  ye  guardian  pair  of  Paros'  isle 

And  rocky  Antron,  deign  on  me  your  bard  to  smile. 

Thou  goddess  Ceres,  bounteous  and  serene, 

With  thy  fair  daughter  loveliest  Proserpine, 
Boon-loving  Ceres,  the  sweet  season's  queen, 

Receive  this  homage,  and  this  song  of  mine ; 
Grant  me  a  life  of  peace,  the  meed  of  verse, 
So  in  my  varying  strains  thy  praise  will  I  rehearse. 


1832.] 


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753 


DUMONT'S  RECOLLECTIONS  OF  MIRABEAU.* 


"  IT  is  a  melancholy  fact,"  says 
Madame  de  Stael,  "  that  while  the 
human  race  is  continually  advancing 
by  the  acquisitions  of  intellect,  it  is 
doomed  to  move  perpetually  in  the 
same  circle  of  error,  from  the  in- 
fluence of  the  passions."  If  this  ob- 
servation was  just,  even  when  this 
great  author  wrote,  how  much  more 
is  it  now  applicable,  when  a  new  ge- 
neration has  arisen,  perfectly  blind 
to  the  lessons  of  experience,  and  we 
in  this  free  and  prosperous  land, 
have  yielded  to  the  same  passions, 
and  been  seduced  by  the  same  de- 
lusions, which,  three-and-forty  years 
ago,  actuated  the  French  people,  and 
have  been  deemed  inexcusable  by 
all  subsequent  historians,  even  in  its 
enslaved  population ! 

It  would  appear  inconceivable, 
that  the  same  errors  should  thus  be 
repeated  by  successive  nations,  with- 
out the  least  regard  to  the  lessons  of 
history  ;  that  all  the  dictates  of  ex- 
perience, all  the  conclusions  of  wis- 
dom, all  the  penalties  of  weakness, 
should  be  forgotten,  before  the  ge- 
neration which  has  suffered  under 
their  neglect  is  cold  in  their  graves ; 
that  the  same  vices  should  be  re- 
peated, the  same  criminal  ambition 
indulged,  to  the  end  of  the  world; 
if  we  did  not  recollect  that  it  is  the 
very  essence  of  passion,  whether  in 
nations  or  individuals,  to  be  insen- 
sible to  the  sufferings  of  others,  and 
to  pursue  its  own  headstrong  incli- 
nations, regardless  alike  of  the  ad- 
monitions of  reason,  and  the  expe- 
rience of  the  world.  It  would  seem 
that  the  vehemence  of  passion  in 
nations,  is  as  little  liable  to  be  in- 
fluenced by  considerations  of  pru- 
dence, or  the  slightest  regard  to  the 
consequences,  as  the  career  of  intem- 
perance in  individuals ;  and  that  in 
like  manner,  as  every  successive  age 
beholds  multitudes  who,  in  the  pur- 
suit of  desire, rush  headlong  down  the 
gulf  of  perdition,  so  every  successive 
generation  is  doomed  to  witness 
the  sacrifice  of  national  prosperity, 
or  the  extinction  of  national  exist- 


ence, in  the  insane  pursuit  of  demo- 
cratic ambition.  Providence  has  ap- 
pointed certain  trials  for  nations  as 
well  as  individuals;  and  for  those 
who,  disregarding  the  admonitions 
of  virtue,  and  slighting  the  dictates 
of  duty,  yield  to  the  tempter,  cer- 
tain destruction  is  appointed  in  the 
inevitable  consequences  of  their  cri- 
minal desires,  not  less  in  the  govern- 
ment of  empires,  than  the  paths  of 
private  life. 

Forty  years  ago,  the  passion  for 
innovation  seized  a  great  and  power- 
ful nation  in  Europe,  illustrious  in 
the  paths  of  honour,  grown  grey  in 
years  of  renown :  the  voice  of  reli- 
gion was  discarded,  the  lessons  of 
experience  rejected :  visionary  pro- 
jects were  entertained,  chimerical 
anticipations  indulged:  the  ancient 
institutions  of  the  country  were  not 
amended,  but  destroyed :  a  new  con- 
stitution introduced,  amidst  the  una- 
nimous applause  of  the  people :  the 
monarch  placed  himself  at  the  head 
of  the  movement,  the  nobles  joined 
the  commons,  the  clergy  united  in 
the  work  of  reform :  all  classes,  by 
common  consent,  conspired  in  the 
demolition  and  reconstruction  of  the 
constitution.  A  new  era  was  thought 
to  have  dawned  on  human  affairs;  the 
age  of  gold  to  be  about  to  return  from 
the  regeneration  of  mankind. 

The  consequence,  as  all  the  world 
knows,  was  ruin,  devastation,  and 
misery,  unparalleled  in  modem 
times :  the  king,  the  queen,  the  royal 
family  were  beheaded,  the  nobles 
exiled  or  guillotined,  the  clergy  con- 
fiscated and  banished,  the  furidhold- 
ers  starved  and  ruined,  the  mer- 
chants exterminated,  the  landholders 
beggared,  the  people  decimated. 
The  wrath  of  Heaven  needed  no  de- 
stroying angel  to  be  the  minister  of 
its  vengeance :  the  guilty  passions  of 
men  worked  out  their  own  and  well* 
deserved  punishment.  The  fierce 
passion  of  democracy  was  extin- 
guished in  blood :  the  Reign  of  Terror 
froze  every  heart  with  horror :  the 
tyranny  of  the  Directory  destroyed 


*  Souvenirs  sur  Mirabeau,  et  sur  les  Premieres  Assemblies  Legislatives.  Par 
Etienne  Dumont,  de  Geneve.  8vo.  London:  E.  Bull.  1832.— We  have  translated 
the  quotations  ourselves,  not  having  seen  the  English  version. 

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754 

the  very  name  of  freedom :  the  am- 
bition of  Napoleon  visited  every  cot- 
tage with  mourning,  and  doomed  to 
tears  every  mother  in  France ;  and 
the  sycophancy  of  all  classes,  the  na- 
tural result  of  former  license,  so 
paved  the  way  for  military  despo- 
tism, that  the  haughty  Emperor  could 
only  exclaim  with  Tiberius—"  O 
homines  ad  servitutem  parati !  " 

Forty  years  after,  the  same  unruly 
and  reckless  spirit  seized  the  very 
nation  who  had  witnessed  these  hor- 
rors, and  bravely  struggled  for  twenty 
years  to  avert  them  from  her  own 
shores:  the  passion  of  democracy 
became  general  in  all  the  manufac- 
turing and  trading  classes:  a  large 
portion  of  the  nobility  were  deluded 
by  the  infatuated  idea,  that  by  yield- 
ing to  the  torrent,  they  could  regu- 
late its  movements :  the  ministers  of 
theCrown  put  themselves  at  the  head 
of  the  movement,  and  wielded  the 
royal  prerogative  to  give  force  and 
consistence  to  the  ambition  of  the 
multitude :  political  fanaticism  again 
reared  its  hydra  head :  the  ministers 
of  religion  became  the  objects  of 
odium;  every  thing  sacred,  every 
thing  venerable,  the  subject  of  op- 
probrium, and,  by  yielding  to  this 
tempest  of  passion  and  terror,  en- 
lightened men  seriously  anticipated, 
not  a  repetition  of  the  horrors  .of  the 
French  Revolution,  but  the  staying 
of  the  fury  of  democracy,  the  still- 
ing of  the  waves  of  faction,  the  calm- 
ing the  ambition  of  the  people. 

That  a  delusion  so  extraordinary, 
a  blindness  so  infatuated,  should  have 
existed  so  soon  after  the  great  and 
bloody  drama  had  been  acted  on  the 
theatre  of  Europe,  will  appear  alto- 
gether incredible  to  future  ages.  It 
Is  certain,  however,  that  it  exists, 
not  only  among  the  unthinking  mil- 
lions, who,  being  incapable  of  judg- 
ing of  the  consequences  of  political 
changes,  are  of  no  weight  in  a  philo- 
sophical view  of  the  subject,  but 
among  thinking  thousands  who  are 
capable  of  forming  a  correct  judg- 
ment, and  whose  opinions  on  other 
subjects  are  highly  worthy  of  con- 
sideration. This  is  the  circumstance 
which  furnishes  the  real  phenome- 
non, and  into  the  causes  of  which 
future  ages  will  anxiously  enquire. 


[May, 


It  is  no  more  surprising  that  a  new 
generation  of  shopkeepers,  manufac- 
turers, and  artisans,  should  be  de- 
voured by  the  passion  for  political 
power,  without  any  regard  to  its  re- 
cent consequences  in  the  neighbour- 
ing kingdom,  than  that  youth,  in 
every  successive  generation,  should 
yield  to  the  seductions  of  pleasure, 
or  the  allurements  of  vice,  without 
ever  thinking  of  the  miseries  it  has 
brought  upon  their  fathers,  and  the 
old  time  before  them.  But  how  men 
of  sense,  talent,  and  information; 
men  who  really  have  a  stake  in  the 
country,  and  would  themselves  be 
the  first  victims  of  revolution,  should 
be  carried  away  by  the  same  infa- 
tuation, cannot  be  so  easily  explain- 
ed; and  if  it  cannot  be  accounted 
for  from  some  accidental  circum- 
stances, offers  the  most  gloomy  pros- 
pects for  the  cause  of  truth,  and  the 
future  destinies  of  mankind. 

"  The  direction  of  literature  and 
philosophy  in   France,   during   the 
last  half  of  the  18th  century,"  says 
Madame  de  Stael,  "  was  extremely 
bad;  but,  if  I  may  be  allowed  the 
expression,  the   direction  of  igno- 
rance has  been  still  worse ;  for  no 
one  book  can  do  much  mischief  to 
those  who  read  all.    If  the  idlers  in 
the  world,  on  the  other  hand,  occupy 
themselves  by  reading  a  few  mo- 
ments, the  work  which  they  read 
makes  as  great  an  impression   on 
them,  as  the  arrival  of  a  stranger  in 
the  desert ;  and  if  that  work  abounds 
in  sophisms,  they  have  no  opposite 
arguments   to   oppose    to   it.     The 
discovery  of  printing  is  truly  fatal 
to  those  who  read  only  by  halves  or 
chance;    for    knowledge,    like   the 
Lance    of  Argail,    inflicts   wounds 
which  nothing  but  itself  can  heal."* 
In  this  observation  is  to  be  found 
the  true  solution  of  the  extraordi- 
nary political  delusions  which  now 
overspread    the  world ;    and  it  is 
much  easier  to  discern  the  causes 
of  the  calamity,  than  perceive  what 
remedy  can  be  devised  for  it. 

If  you  could  give  to  all  who  can 
read  the  newspapers,  either  intellect 
to  understand,  or  taste  to  relish,  or 
money  to  buy,  or  time  to  read, 
works  of  historical  information,  or 
philosophical  wisdom,  there  might 


De  1'  Allemagne,  iii,  247, 


1832.] 


Dumont's  Recollection s  of  Mirabeaii. 


7.55 


be  a  reasonable  hope  that  error  in 
the  end  would  be  banished  from 
thought,  and  that  political  know- 
ledge, like  the  Thames  water  in  the 
course  of  a  long  voyage,  Avould  work 
itself  pure.  But  as  it  is  obvious  to 
every  one  practically  acquainted 
with  the  condition  of  mankind,  that 
ninety-nine  out  of  the  hundred  who 
peruse  the  daily  press,  are  either 
totally  incapable  of  forming  a  sound 
opinion  on  any  subject  of  thought, 
or  so  influenced  by  prejudice  as  to 
be  inaccessible  to  the  force  of  rea- 
son, or  so  much  swayed  by  passion 
as  to  be  deaf  to  argument,  or  so 
destitute  of  information  as  to  be  in- 
sensible to  its  force,  it  is  hardly  pos- 
sible to  discern  any  mode  in  which, 
with  a  daily  press  extensively  read, 
and  political  excitement  kept  up,  as 
it  al  ways  will  be  by  its  authors,  ei- 
ther truth  is  to  become  generally 
known,  or  error  sufficiently  com- 
bated. Every  one,  how  slender  so- 
ever his  intellect,  how  slight  his  in- 
formation, how  limited  his  time  for 
study,  can  understand  and  feel  gra- 
tified by  abuse  of  his  superiors.  The 
common  slang  declamation  against 
the  aristocrats,  the  clergy,  and  the 
throne,  in  France,  and  against  the 
boroughmongers,  the  bishops,  and 
the  peers,  in  England,  is  on  the  level 
of  the  meanest  capacity ;  and  is  cal- 
culated to  seduce  all  those  who  are 
"  either,"  in  Bacon's  words,  "  weak 
in  judgment,  or  infirm  in  resolu- 
tion ;  that  is,  the  greater  proportion 
of  mankind." 

It  is  this  circumstance  of  the  uni- 
versal diffusion  of  passion,  and  the 
extremely  limited  extent  oif  such  in- 
tellect or  information  as  qualifies  to 
judge  on  political  subjects,  which 
renders  the  future  prospects  of  any 
nation,  which  has  got  itself  involved 
in  the  whirlwind  of  innovation,  so 
extremely  melancholy.  Every  change 
which  is  proposed  holds  out  some 
immediate  or  apparent  benefit,  which 
-forms  the  attraction  and  inducement 
to  the  multitude.  Every  one  can  see 
and  understand  this  immediate  or 
imaginary  benefit ;  and  therefore  the 
change  is  clamorously  demanded  by 
the  people.  To  discern  the  ultimate 
effects  again,  to  see  how  these 
changes  are  to  operate  on  the  frame 
of  society,  and  the  misery  they  are 
calculated  to  bring  on  the  very  per- 


sons who  demand  them,  requires  a 
head  of  more  than  ordinary  strength, 
and  knowledge  of  more  than  ordi- 
nary extent.  Nature  has  not  given 
the  one,  education  can  never  give 
the  other,  to  above  one  in  an  hun- 
dred. Hence  the  poison  circulates 
universally,  while  the  antidote  is 
confined  to  a  few ;  and  therefore,  in 
such  periods,  the  most  extravagant 
measures  are  forced  upon  govern- 
ment, and  a  total  disregard  of  expe- 
rience characterises  the  national 
councils. 

It  is  to  this  cause  that  the  ex- 
tremely short  duration  of  any  insti- 
tutions, which  have  been  framed 
under  the  pressure  of  democratic 
influence,  is  to  be  ascribed,  and  the 
rapidity  with  which  they  are  termi- 
nated by  the  tranquil  despotism  of 
the  sword.  Rome,  in  two  genera- 
tions, ran  through  the  horrors  of 
democratic  convulsions,  until  they 
were  stopped  by  the  sword  of  the 
Dictator.  France,  since  the  reform 
transports  of  1789  began,  has  had 
thirteen  different  constitutions ;  none 
of  which  subsisted  two  years,  except 
such  as  were  supported  by  the  power 
of  Napoleon  and  the  bayonets  of  the 
allies.  England,  in  five  years  after 
the  people  ran  mad  in  1642,  was 
quietly  sheltered  under  the  despot- 
ism of  Cromwell  j  and  the  convul- 
sions of  the  republic  of  South  Ame- 
rica have  been  so  numerous  since 
their  struggles  began,  that  civilized 
nations  have  ceased  to  count  them. 

Historians  recording  events  at  a 
distance  from  the  period  of  their 
occurrence,  and  ignorant  of  the  ex- 
perienced evils  which  led  to  their 
adoption,  have  often  indulged  in 
eloquent  declamation  against  the 
corruption  and  debasement  of  those 
nations,  such  as  Florence,  Milan, 
Sienna,  and  Denmark,  which  have 
by  common  consent,  and  a  solemn 
act,  surrendered  their  liberties  to  a 
sovereign  prince.  There  is  nothing, 
however,  either  extraordinary  or  de- 
basing about  it;  they  surrendered 
their  privileges,  because  they  had 
never  known  what  real  freedom  was; 
they  invoked  the  tranquillity  of  des- 
potism, to  avoid  the  experienced  ills 
of  anarchy  ;  they  chose  the  lesser,  to 
avoid  the  greater  evil.  Democracy, 
admirable  as  a  spring,  and  when 
duly  tempered  by  the  other  elements 


756 

of  society,  is  utterly  destructive 
where  it  becomes  predominant,  or 
is  deprived  of  its  regulating  weight. 
The  evils  it  produces  are  so  exces- 
sive, the  suffering  it  occasions  so 
dreadful,  that  society  cannot  exist 
under  them,  and  the  people  take 
refuge  in  despair,  in  the  surrender 
of  all  they  have  been  contending  for, 
to  obtain  that  peace  which  they  have 
sought  for  in  vain  amidst  its  stormy 
convulsions.  The  horrors  of  demo- 
cratic tyranny  greatly  exceed  those 
either  of  regal  or  aristocratic  op- 
pression. History  contains  nume- 
rous examples  of  nations,  who  have 
lingered  on  for  centuries,  under  the 
bowstring  of  the  sultan,  or  the  fet- 
ters of  the  feudal  nobility;  but  none 
in  which  democratic  violence,  when 
once  fairly  let  loose,  has  not  speedi- 
ly brought  about  its  own  extirpa- 
tion. 

But  although  there  is  little  hope 
that  the  multitude,  when  once  in- 
fected by  the  deadly  contagion  of 
democracy,  can  right  themselves,  or 
be  righted  by  others,  by  the  utmost 
efforts  of  reason,  argument,  or  elo- 
quence, nature  has  in  reserve  one 
remedy  of  sovereign  and  universal 
efficacy,  which  is  as  universally  un- 
derstood, and  as  quick  in  its  opera- 
tion, as  the  poison  which  rendered  its 
application  necessary.  This  is  SUF- 
FERING. Every  man  cannot,  indeed, 
understand  political  reasoning ;  but 
every  man  can  feel  the  want  of  a 
meal.  The  multitude  may  be  insen- 
sible to  the  efforts  of  reason  and  elo- 
quence ;  but  they  cannot  remain 
deaf  to  the  dangers  of  murder  and 
conflagration.  These,  the  natural 
and  unvarying  attendants  on  demo- 
cratic ascendency,  will  as  certainly 
in  the  end  tame  the  fierce  spirits  of 
the  people,  as  winter  will  succeed 
summer ;  but  whether  they  will  do 
so  in  time  to  preserve  the  national 
freedom,  or  uphold  the  national  for- 
tunes, is  a  very  different,  and  far 
more  doubtful,  question.  It  is  sel- 
dom that  the  illumination  of  suffer- 
ing comes  in  time  to  save  the  peo- 
ple from  the  despotism  of  the 
sword. 

It  is  in  this  particular  that  the  su- 
perior strength  and  efficiency  of  free 
constitutions,  such  as  Britain,  in  re- 
sisting the  fatal  encroachments  of 
democracy,  to  any  possessed  by  a 
despotic  government,  is  to  be  found. 


Dumonfs  Recollections  of  Miraleau. 


[May, 


The  habits  of  union,  intelligence,  and 
politicaL-exertion,  which  they  have 
developed,  have  given  to  the  higher 
and  more  influential  classes  such  a 
power  of  combining  to  resist  the  dan- 
ger, that  obstacles  are  thrown  in  the 
way  of  change,  which  retard  the  fatal 
rapidity  of  its  course.  Discussion 
goes  on  in  the  legislature ;  talent  is 
enlisted  on  the  side  of  truth  ;  honour 
and  patriotism  are  found  in  the  post 
of  danger ;  virtue  receives  its  noblest 
attribute  in  the  universal  calumnies 
of  wickedness.  These  generous  ef- 
forts, indeed,  are  totally  unavailing 
to  alter  the  opinion  of  the  many- 
headed  monster  which  has  started 
into  political  activity ;  but  they  com- 
bine the  brave,  the  enlightened,  and 
the  good,  into  an  united  phalanx, 
which,  if  it  cannot  singly  resist  the 
torrent,  may,  at  least,  arrest  its  fury, 
till  the  powers  of  nature  come  to  its 
aid.  These  powers  do  come  at  last 
with  desperate  and  resistless  effect, 
in  the  universal  suffering,  the  far- 
spread  agony,  the  hopeless  depres- 
sion of  the  poor ;  but  the  danger  is 
imminent,  that  before  the  change 
takes  place  the  work  of  destruction 
has  been  completed,  and  the  national 
liberties,  deprived  of  the  ark  of  the 
constitution,  are  doomed  to  perish 
under  the  futile  attempts  to  recon- 
struct it. 

There  never  was  a  mistake  so  de- 
plorable, as  to  imagine  that  it  is  pos- 
sible to  give  to  any  nation  at  once  a 
new  constitution ;  or  to  preserve  the 
slightest  guarantee  for  freedom,  un- 
der institutions  created  at  once  by 
the  utmost  efforts  of  human  wisdom. 
It  is  as  impossible  at  once  to  give  a 
durable  constitution  to  a  nation,  as 
it  is  to  give  a  healthful  frame  to  an 
individual,  without  going  through  the 
previous  changes  of  childhood  and 
youth.  "  Governments,"  says  Sir 
James  Mackintosh,  "  are  not  framed 
after  a  model,  but  all  their  parts  grow 
out  of  occasional  acts,  prompted  by 
some  urgent  expedience,  or  some 
private  interest,  which  in  the  course 
of  time  coalesce  and  harden  into 
usage  ;  and  this  bundle  of  usages  is 
the  object  of  respect,  and  the  guide 
of  conduct,  long  before  it  is  embo- 
died, defined,  or  enforced  in  written 
laws.  Government  may  be,  in  some 
degree,  reduced  to  system,  but  it 
cannot  flow  from  it.  It  is  not  like  a 
machine,  or  a  building,  which  may 


1832.] 


Dumont's  Recollections  of  Mirabtau. 


757 


be  constructed  entirely,  and  accord- 
ing to  a  previous  plan,  by  the  art  and 
labour  of  man.    It  is  better  illustra- 
ted by  comparison  with  vegetables, 
or  even  animals,  which  may  be,  in 
a  very  high  degree,  improved  by  skill 
and  care — which  may  be  grievously 
injured  by  neglect,  or  destroyed  by 
violence,  but  which  cannot  be  pro- 
duced by  human    contrivance.     A 
government  can,  indeed,  be  no  more 
than  a  mere  draught  or  scheme  of 
rule,  when  it  is  not  composed  of 
habits  of  obedience  on  the  part  of 
the  people,  and  of  an  habitual  exer- 
cise of  certain  portions  of  authority 
by  the  individuals  or  bodies  who  con- 
stitute the  sovereign  power.     These 
habits,  like  all  others,  can  only  be 
formed  by  repeated  acts ;  they  can- 
not be  suddenly  infused  by  the  law- 
giver, nor  can  they  immediately  fol- 
low the  most  perfect  conviction  of 
their  propriety.  Many  causes  having 
more  power  over  the  human  mind 
than  written  law,  it  is  extremely  dif- 
ficult, from  the  mere  perusal  of  a 
written  scheme  of  government,  to 
foretell  what  it  will  prove  in  action. 
There  may  be  governments  so  bad 
that  it  is  justifiable  to  destroy  them, 
and  to  trust  to  the  probability  that  a 
better  government  will  grow  in  their 
stead.    But  as  the  rise  of  a  worse  is 
also  possible,  so  terrible  a  peril  is 
never  to  be  incurred  except  in   the 
case  of  a  tyranny  which  it  is  impos- 
sible to  reform.     It  may  be  neces- 
sary to  burn  a  forest  containing  much 
useful  timber,  but  giving  shelter  to 
beasts  of  prey,  who  are  formidable 
to  an  infant  colony  in  its  neighbour- 
hood, and  of  too  vast  an  extent  to  be 
gradually  and  safely  thinned  by  their 
inadequate  labour.  It  is  fit,  however, 
that  they  should  be  apprised,  before 
they  take  an  irreparable  step,  how 
little  it  is  possible  to  foresee,  whe- 
ther the  earth,  stripped  of  its  vege- 
tation, shall  become  an  unprofitable 
desert  or  a  pestilential  marsh."* 

The  great  cause,  therefore,  of  the 
devastating  march  of  revolutions,  and 
the  total  subversion  which  they  in 
general  effect  in  the  liberties  of  the 
people,  is  the  fundamental  changes 
in  laws  and  institutions  which  they 
effect.  As  long  as  these  remain  un- 
touched, or  not  altered  in  any  consi- 
derable degree,  any  passing  despo- 


tism, how  grievous  soever,  is  only  of 
temporary  effect;  and  when  the  ty- 
ranny is  overpast,  the  public  free- 
dom again  runs  into  its  wonted  and 
consuetudinary  channels.  Thus  the 
successive  tyrannies  of  Richard  the 
Third,  Henry  the  Eighth,  and  James 
the  Second,  produced  no  fatal  effects 
on  English  freedom,  because  they 
subsisted  only  during  the  lifetime  of 
an  arbitrary  or  capricious  sovereign; 
and,  upon  his  death,  the  ancient  pri- 
vileges of  the  people  revived,  and 
the  liberties  of  the  nation  again  were 
as  extensive  as  ever. 

The   great  rebellion  hardly  par- 
took at  all,  at  least  in  its  early  stages, 
of  a  democratic  movement.   Its  lead- 
ers were  the  House  of  Commons, 
who  possessed  four-fifths  of  the  land- 
ed property  of  the  kingdom,  and  were 
proprietors  of  three  times  as  much 
territory  as  the  Upper  House ;  hence 
no  considerable  changes  in  laws,  in- 
stitutions, or  customs,  took  place. 
"  The  courts  of  law,"  says  Lingard, 
"  still  administered  law  on  the  old 
precedents,  and,  with  the  exception 
of  a  change  of  the  dynasty  on  the 
throne,  the  people  perceived  little 
change  in  the  administration  of  go- 
vernment." f  Power  was  not,  during 
the  course  of  the  Revolution,  trans- 
ferred into  other  and  inferior  hands, 
from  whence  it  never  can  be  wrench- 
ed but  at  the  sword's  j>oint;  it  re- 
mained in  the  House  of  Commons, 
the  legal  representatives  of  the  king- 
dom, till  it  was  taken  from  them  by 
the  hand  of  Cromwell.     The  true 
democratic  spirit   appeared  at  the 
close  of  the  struggles  in  the  Fifth 
Monarchy  men,  but  their  numbers 
were  too  inconsiderable  to  acquire 
any  preponderance  before  the  usurp- 
ation of  Cromwell,  that  daring  sol- 
dier.    Accordingly,  on  the  Restora- 
tion, the  first  thing  that  government 
did,  was  to  issue  writs  for  all  persons 
to   return  members   to  Parliament 
who  were  qualified  prior  to  1640; 
and  after  an  abeyance   of   twenty 
years,  the  blood  of  the  constitution 
was  again  poured  into   its  ancient 
veins.     The  Revolution  of  1688,  as 
it  is  called,  was  not  strictly  speaking 
a  revolution ;  it  was  merely  a  change 
of  dynasty,  accompanied  by  an  una- 
nimous effort  of  the  public  will,  and 
unattended  by  the  least  change  in 


*  Mackintosh's  History  of  England,  1,  73, 


t  Lingard,  id,  11, 


758 

the  aristocratic  influence,  or  the  ba- 
lance of  powers  in  the  state. 

The  wisdom  of  our  ancestors  is  a 
foolish  phrase,  which  does  not  con- 
vey the  meaning  which  it  is  intended 
to  express.  When  it  is  said  that  in- 
stitutions formed  by  the  wisdom  of 
former  ages  should  not  be  changed, 
it  is  not  meant  that  our  ancestors 
were  gifted  with  any  extraordinary 
sagacity,  but  that  the  customs  which 
they  adopted  were  the  result  of  ex- 
perienced utility  and  known  neces- 
sity ;  and  that  the  collection  of 
usages,  called  the  constitution,  is 
more  perfect  than  any  human  wis- 
dom could  at  once  have  framed,  be- 
cause it  has  arisen  out  of  social  wants, 
and  been  adapted  to  the  exigencies 
of  actual  practice,  during  a  long 
course  of  ages.  To  demolish  and 
reconstruct  such  a  constitution,  to 
remove  power  from  the  hands  in 
which  it  was  formerly  vested,  and 
throw  it  into  channels  where  it  never 
was  accustomed  to  flow,  is  an  evil 
incomparably  greater,  an  experiment 
infinitely  more  hazardous,  than  the 
total  subversion  of  the  liberties  of 
the  people  by  an  ambitious  monarch 
or  a  military  usurper,  because  it  not 
only  destroys  the  balance  of  power 
at  the  moment,  but  renders  it  im- 
possible for  the  nation  to  right  itself 
at  the  close  of  the  tyranny,  and  raises 
up  a  host  of  separate  revolutionary 
interests,  vested  at  the  moment  with 
supreme  authority,  and  dependent 
for  their  existence  upon  the  conti- 
nuance of  the  revolutionary  regime. 
It  is  to  government  what  a  total 
change  of  landed  property  is  to  the 
body  politic  ;  a  wound  which,  as 
Ireland  sufficiently  proves,  a  nation 
can  never  recover. 

As  the  Reform  Bill  proposes  to 
throw  the  whole  political  power  in 
the  State  into  new  and  inexperienced 
hands,  the  change  thereby  contem- 
plated is  incomparably  greater  and 
more  perilous,  than  the  most  com- 
plete prostration  of  the  liberties, 
either  of  the  people  or  the  aristo- 
cracy, by  a  passing  tyranny.  It  is 
the  creation  of  new  and  formidable 
revolutionary  interests  which  will 
never  expire ;  the  vesting  of  power 
in  hands  jealous  of  its  possession, 
in  proportion  to  the  novelty  of  its 
acquisition,  and  their  own  unfitness 
to  wield  it,  which  is  the  insuperable 
evil.  Such  a  calamity  is  inflicted  as 
effectually  by  the  tranquil  and  pacific 


Damon? s  Recollections  of  Mirabeau. 


[May, 


formation  of  a  new  constitution,  as 
by  the  most  terrible  civil  wars,  or 
the  severest  military  oppression.  The 
liberties  of  England  survived  the 
wars  of  the  I\oses,  the  fury  of  the 
Covenant,  and  the  tyranny  of  Henry 
VIII. ;  but  those  of  France  were  at 
once  destroyed  by  the  insane  inno- 
vations of  the  Constituent  Assembly. 
And  this  destruction  took  place 
without  any  bloodshed  or  opposi- 
tion, under  the  auspices  of  a  re- 
forming king,  a  conceding  nobility, 
and  an  intoxicated  people,  by  the 
mere  votes  of  the  States-General. 

The  example  of  France  is  so  ex- 
tremely and  exactly  applicable  to  our 
changes — the  pacific  and  applauded 
march  of  its  innovations  was  so  pre- 
cisely similar  to  that  which  has  so 
long  been  pressed  upon  the  Legisla- 
ture in.  this  country,  that  it  is  not 
surprising  that  it  should  be  an  ex- 
tremely sore  subject  with  the  Re- 
formers, and  that  they  should  endea- 
vour, by  every  method  of  ingenuity, 
misrepresentation,  and  concealment, 
to  withdraw  the  public  attention  from 
so  damning  a  precedent.  It  is  for- 
tunate, therefore,  for  the  cause  of 
truth,  that  at  this  juncture  a  work 
has  appeared,  flowing  from  the  least 
suspicious  quarter,  which  at  once 
puts  this  matter  on  the  right  footing, 
and  demonstrates  that  it  was  not  un- 
due delay,  but  over  rapidity  of  con- 
cession, which  brought  about  its  un- 
exampled horrors. 

M.  Dumont,  whose  "  Souvenirs 
sur  Mirabeau"  is  prefixed  to  this  ar- 
ticle, was  the  early  and  faithful  friend 
of  that  extraordinary  man.  He  wrote 
a  great  proportion  of  his  speeches, 
and  composed  almost  entirely  the 
Courier  de  Provence,  a  journal  pub- 
lished in  the  name  of  Mirabeau,  and 
to  which  a  great  part  of  his  political 
celebrity  was  owing.  The  celebrated 
declaration  on  the  Rights  of  Man, 
published  by  the  Constituent  Assem- 
bly, was  in  great  part  composed  by 
him.  He  was  the  intimate  friend  of 
Brissot,  Garat,  Roland,  Vergniaud, 
Talleyrand,  and  all  the  leaders  of  the 
popular  party,  and  his  opinion  was 
deemed  of  so  much  importance,  that 
he  was  frequently  consulted  by  the 
Ministers  as  to  the  choice  of  persons 
to  fill  the  highest  situations.  In  this 
country  he  was  the  intimate  and 
valued  friend  of  Sir  Samuel  Romilly, 
Mr  Whitbread,  Lord  Lansdowne, 
Lord  Holland,  and  all  the  party  at 


1832.] 


Damon? s  Recollections  of  Mirabeau. 


759 


Holland  House.  Latterly,  he  was 
chiefly  occupied  in  arranging,  com- 
posing, and  putting  into  order  the 
multifarious  effusions  of  Mr  Bent- 
ham's  genius  ;  and  from  his  pen  al- 
most all  the  productions  of  that  great 
and  original  man  have  flowed.  Half 
the  fame  of  Mirabeau,  and  more  than 
half  that  of  Bentham,  rest  on  his  la- 
bours. He  was  no  common  person 
who  was  selected  to  be  the  coadjutor 
of  two  such  men,  and  rendered  the 
vehicle  of  communicating  their  va- 
ried and  original  thoughts  to  the 
world. 

Before  quoting  the  highly  interest- 
ing observations  of  this  able  and  im- 
partial observer  on  the  French  Con- 
stituent Assembly,  and  comparing 
them  with  the  progress  of  Reform  in 
this  country,  we  shall  recall  to  our 
reader's  recollection  the  dates  of  the 
leading  measures  of  that  celebrated 
body,  as,  without  having  them  in 
view,  the  importance  of  M.  Dumont's 
observations  cannot  be  duly  appre- 
ciated. Such  a  survey  will  at  the 
same  time  bring  to  the  test  the  accu- 
racy of  Mr  Macauley's  and  Sir  John 
Hothouse's  assertion,  that  it  was  not 
the  concession,  but  the  resistance,  of 
the  privileged  orders,  which  precipi- 
tated the  fatal  cataract  of  their  revo- 
lution. The  abstract  is  abridged  from 
Mignet,  the  ablest  historian  on  the 
republican  side  of  which  France  can 
boast,  and  Lacretelle,  the  well-known 
annalist  of  its  events. 

In  Aug.  1788,  Louis,  in  obedience 
to  the  wishes  of  the  nation,  agreed 
to  assemble  the  States-General, 
which  had  not  met  in  France  since 
1614. 

In  Sept.  1789,  the  King,  by  the 
advice  of  Neckar,  by  a  royal  ordi- 
nance, doubled  the  number  of  the 
representatives  of  the  Tiers  Etat; 
in  other  words,  he  doubled  the  House 
of  Commons  of  France,*  while  those 
of  the  clergy  and  nobles  were  left  at 
their  former  amount. 

The  elections  in  April  1789  were 
conducted  with  the  utmost  favour 
to  the  popular  party.  No  scrutiny  of 
those  entitled  to  vote  took  place; 
after  the  few  first  days,  every  person 
decently  dressed  was  allowed  to  vote, 
without  asking  any  questions.! 


When  the  States-General  met  in 
May  6,  1789,  the  King  and  his  mi- 
nister Neckar  were  received  with 
cold  and  dignified  courtesy  by  the 
nobles  and  clergy,  but  rapturous 
applause  by  the  Tiers  Etat,  who  saw 
in  them  the  authors  of  the  prodigious 
addition  which  the  number  and  con- 
sequence of  their  order  had  re* 
ceived.J 

May  9.  No  sooner  had  the  States- 
General  proceeded  to  business,  than 
the  Tiers  Etat  demanded  that  the 
nobles  and  clergy  should  sit  and  vote 
with  them  in  one  chamber}  a  proceed- 
ing unexampled  in  French  history, 
and  which  it  was  foreseen  would 
give  them  the  complete  ascendency, 
by  reason  of  their  numerical  supe- 
riority to  those  of  both  the  other  or- 
ders united.^ 

May  10  to  June  9.  The  nobles  and 
clergy  resisted  for  a  short  while  this 
prodigious  innovation,  and  insisted 
that,  after  the  manner  of  all  the 
States- General  which  had  assembled 
in  France  from  the  foundation  of  the 
monarchy,  the  orders  should  sit  and 
vote  by  separate  chambers ;  and  that 
this  was  more  especially  indispensa- 
ble since  the  recent  duplication  of 
the  Tiers  Etat  had  given  that  body 
a  numerical  superiority  over  the 
two  other  orders  taken  together.  || 

June  17.  The  Tiers  Etat  declared 
themselves  the  National  Assembly 
of  France,  a  designation,  says  Du- 
mont,  which  indicated  their  intention 
to  usurp  the  whole  sovereignty  of 
the  State. 

June  21.  The  King,  terrified  at  the 
thoughts  of  a  collision  with  the  Com- 
mons, and  thinking  to  put  himself  at 
the  head  of  the  movement,  first  per- 
suaded, and  at  length,  through  the 
medium  of  Marshal  Luxembourg, 
commanded  the  nobles  to  yield  to 
this  demand  of  the  Tiers  Etat.f 

The  nobles  and  clergy  gradually 
yielded.  On  the  19th  June  1789, 
one  hundred  and  forty-seven  of  the 
clergy  joined  the  Tiers  Etat,  and  on 
the  25th,  the  Duke  of  Orleans,  with 
forty-seven  of  the  nobles,  also  desert- 
ed their  order,  and  adhered  to  the 
opposite  party.  The  remainder 
finding  their  numbers  so  seriously 
weakened,  and  urged  on  by  their 


Mignet,  5.  2$.  •{•  Dutuont,  $  lui^net,  i.  306  §  Mignet,  i.  37. 

Ibid,  i.  o7.  ^  Lacretelle,  PJ-.  lii.t.  r,  3. 


700 


Damon? s  Recollections  of  Mirabeau. 


LMay, 


Reforming  Sovereign,  also  joined  the 
Tiers  Etat,  and  sat  with  them  in  one 
assembly  on  27th  June.*  "  On  that 
day  (says  Dumont)  the  Revolution 
was  completed." 

On  the  23d  June  1789,  the  King 
held  a  solemn  meeting  of  the  whole 
estates  in  one  assembly,  and  while 
he  declared  the  former  proceedings 
of  the  Tiers  Etat  unconstitutional, 
granted  such  immense  concessions 
to  the  people,  as  never,  says  Mira- 
beau,  were  before  granted  by  a  king 
to  his  subjects.  All  the  objects  of 
the  Revolution,  says  Mignet,  were 
gained  by  that  royal  ordinance.f 

July  13.  The  King  ordered  the 
troops,  who  had  been  assembled  in 
the  vicinity  of  the  capital,  to  be  with- 
drawn, and  sanctioned  the  establish- 
ment of  National  Guards.^ 

July  14.  The  Bastile  taken,  and 
all  Paris  in  an  insurrection. 

July  16.  The  King  appointed  La- 
fayette commander  of  the  National 
Guard,  and  Bailly,  the  president  of 
the  Assembly,  mayor  of  Paris. 

July  17.  The  King  visited  Paris  in 
the  midst  of  a  mob  of  200,000  re- 
volutionary democrats. 

Aug.  4.  The  whole  feudal  rights, 
including  tithes,  abandoned  in  one 
night  by  the  nobility,  on  the  motion 
of  the  Duke  de  Noailles. 

Aug.  13.  Decree  of  the  Assembly 
declaring  all  ecclesiastical  estates  na- 
tional property. 

Aug.  20.  The  Declaration  of  the 
Rights  of  Man  issued. 

Aug.  23.  Freedom  of  religious  opi- 
nions proclaimed. 

Aug.  24.  The  unlimited  freedom 
of  the  press  established. 

Aug.  25.  Dreadful  disturbances  in 
Paris  on  account  of  famine. 

Sept.  13.  A  new  decree  on  account 
of  the  extreme  suffering  at  Paris. 

Oct.  5.  Versailles  invaded  by  a 
clamorous  mob.  The  King  and  Queen 
nearly  murdered,  and  brought  cap- 
tives by  a  furious  mob  to  Paris. 

Nov.  2.  Decree  passed,  on  the  mo- 
tion of  the  Bishop  of  Autun,  for  the 
confiscation  and  disposal  of  all  eccle- 
siastical property. 

Feb.  24,  1790.  Titles  of  honour 
abolished. 

Feb.  26. 


________ 


dom  into  departments;  and  all  ap- 
pointments, civil  and  military,  vested 
in  the  people. 

March  17.  Sale  of  400  millions  of 
the  national  domains  authorized,  and 
assignats,  bearing  a  forced  circula- 
tion, issued,  to  supply  the  immense 
deficiency  of  the  revenue.^ 

It  is  unnecessary  to  go  farther. 
Here  it  appears,  that  within  two 
months  of  the  meeting  of  the  States- 
General,  the  union  of  the  orders  in 
one  chamber,  in  other  words,  the 
annihilation  of  the  House  of  Peers, 
was  effected,  the  feudal  rights  abo- 
lished, and  the  entire  sovereignty 
vested  in  the  National  Assembly.  In 
three  months,  the  church  property 
was  confiscated,  the  Rights  of  Man 
published,  titles  annihilated,  and  the 
unlimited  freedom  of  the  press  pro- 
claimed. In  jfive  months,  the  King 
and  royal  family  were  brought  pri- 
soners to  Paris.  In  six  months,  the 
distress  naturally  consequent  on 
these  convulsions  had  attracted  the 
constant  attention  of  the  Assembly, 
and  spread  the  utmost  misery  among 
the  people;  and  in  ten  months,  the 
total  failure  of  the  revenue  had  ren- 
dered the  sale  of  church  property, 
and  the  issuing  of  assignats  bear- 
ing a  forced  circulation,  necessary, 
which  it  is  well  known  soon  swal- 
lowed up  property  of  every  descrip- 
tion throughout  France.  We  do  not 
know  what  the  reformers  consider 
as  tardy  concessions  of  the  nobility 
and  throne ;  but  when  it  is  recollect- 
ed that  all  these  proceedings  were 
agreed  to  by  the  King,  and  passed  by 
the  legislature  at  the  dates  here  spe- 
cified, it  is  conceived  that  a  more 
rapid  revolutionary  progress  could 
hardly  be  wished  for  by  the  most 
ardent  reformer. 

The  authority  of  Madame  de  Stael 
was  appealed  to  in  the  House  of  Com- 
mons, as  illustrative  of  the  vain  at- 
tempts of  a  portion  of  the  aristocracy 
to  stem  the  torrent.  Let  us  hear  the 
opinion  of  the  same  great  writer,  as 
to  who  it  was  that  put  it  in  motion. 
"  No  revolution,"  she  observes, "  can 
succeed  in  a  great  country,  unless  it 
is  commenced  by  the  aristocratical 
class.  The  people  afterwards  get  pos- 
session of  it,  but  they  cannot  strike 
jfift*  ^batata  ^DBQ  fin  JJ 


*  Lacretelle,  Pr.  Hist.  i.  42.  f  Ibid,  i,  43,  f  Ibid,  i.  3, 

§  See  Ibid.  Pr.  Hist.  p.  1—9,  Introduction. 


1852.] 


Dumont's  Recollections  of  Mirabeau. 


the  first  blow.  When  I  recollect  that 
it  was  the  parliaments,  the  nobles,  and 
the  clergy  of  France,  who  first  strove 
to  limit  the  royal  authority,  I  am  far 
from  insinuating  that  their  design  in 
so  doing  was  culpable.  A  sincere 
enthusiasm  then  animated  all  ranks 
of  Frenchmen  —  public  spirit  had 
spread  universally ;  and  among  the 
higher  classes,  the  most  enlightened 
and  generous  were  those  who  ar- 
dently desired  that  public  opinion 
should  have  its  due  sway  in  the  di- 
rection of  affairs.  But  can  the  pri- 
vileged ranks,  who  commenced  the  Re- 
volution, accuse  those  who  only  car- 
ried it  on  ?  Some  will  say,  we  wish- 
ed only  that  the  changes  should  pro- 
ceed a  certain  length;  others,  that 
they  should  go  a  step  farther;  but 
who  can  regulate  the  impulse  of  a 
great  people  when  once  put  in  mo- 
tion?" *  These  are  the  words  of 
sober  wisdom,  and  coming,  as  they 
do,  from  the  gifted  daughter  of  M. 
Neckar,  who  had  so  large  a  share,  by 
the  duplication  of  the  Tiers  Etat,  in 
the  raising  of  the  tempest,  and  who 
was  so  devoted  a  worshipper  of  her 
father's  memory,  none  were  ever 
uttered  worthy  of  more  profound 
meditation. 

This  is  the  true  principle  oh  the 
subject.  The  aid  of  the  Crown,  or 
of  a  portion  of  the  aristocracy,  is 
indispensable  to  put  the  torrent  of 
democracy  in  motion.  After  it  is 
fairly  set  agoing,  all  their  efforts  are 
unavailing  to  restrain  its  course. 
This  is  what  we  have  all  along  main- 
tained. Unless  the  French  nobility 
had  headed  the  mob  in  demanding 
the  States- General,  matters  could 
never  have  been  brought  to  a  crisis. 
After  they  had  roused  the  public 
feeling,  they  found,  by  dear-bought 
experience,  that  they  were  altoge- 
ther unable  to  restrain  its  fury.  In 
this  country,  the  revolutionary  party 
could  have  done  nothing,  had  they 
not  been  supported  in  their  projects 
of  reform  by  the  ministers  of  the 
Crown  and  the  Whig  nobility.  Ha- 
ving been  so,  we  shall  see  whether 
they  will  be  better  able  than  their 
compeers  on  the  other  Bide  of  the 
Channel  to  master  the  tempest  they 
have  raised.  .jucf  c 

It  has  been  already  stated,  that  a 


large  portion  of  the  nobility  sup- 
ported the  pretensions  of  the  Tiers 
Etat.  Dumont  gives  the  following 
picture  of  the  reforming  nobles,  and 
of  the  extravagant  expectations  of 
the  different  classes  who  supported 
their  favourite  innovations. 

"  The  house  of  the  Duke  de  Roche- 
foucauld, distinguished  by  its  simplicity, 
the  purity  of  its  manners,  and  the  inde- 
pendence of  its  principles,  assembled  all 
those  members  of  the  nobility  who  sup- 
ported the  people,  the  double  representa- 
tion of  the  Tiers  Etat,  the  vote  per  capita, 
the  abandonment  of  all  privileges,  and  the 
like.  Condorcet,  Dupont,  Lafayette,  the 
Duke  de  Liancourt,  were  the  chief  per- 
sons of  that  society.  Their  ruling  pas- 
sion was  to  create  for  France  a  new  consti- 
tution. Such  of  the  nobility  and  princes 
as  wished  to  preserve  the  ancient  constitu- 
tion of  the  States-  General,  formed  the  aris- 
tocratic party  against  which  the  public 
indignation  was  so  general ;  but  although 
much  noise  was  made  about  them,  their 
numbers  were  inconsiderable.  The  bulk 
of  the  nation  saw  only  in  the  States- Ge- 
neral the  means  of  diminishing  the  taxes  ; 
the  fundholders,  so  often  exposed  to  the 
consequences  of  a  violation  of  public  faith, 
considered  them  as  an  invincible  rampart 
against  national  bankruptcy.  The  deficit 
had  made  them  tremble.  They  were  on 
the  point  of  ruin ;  and  they  embraced 
with  warmth  the  hope  of  giving  to  the 
revenues  of  the  state  a  secure  foundation. 
These  ideas  were  utterly  inconsistent  with 
each  other.  The  nobility  had  in  their 
bosom  a  democratic  as  well  as  an  aristo- 
cratic pr  rty.  The  clergy  were  divided  in 
the  same  manner,  and  so  were  the  com- 
mons. No  words  can  convey  an  idea  of 
the  confusion  of  ideas,  the  extravagant 
expectations,  the  hopes  and  passions  of  all 
parties.  You  would  imagine  the  world 
was  on  the  day  after  the  creation." — Pp. 
37,  38. 

We  have  seen  that  the  clergy,  by 
their  joining  the  Tiers  Etat,  firstgave 
them  a  decided  superiority  over  the 
other  orders,  and  vested  in  their 
hands  omnipotent  power,  by  com- 
pelling the  nobles  to  sit  and  vote 
with  them  in  an  assembly  where  they 
were  numerically  inferior  to  the  po- 
pular party.  The  return  they  met 
with  in  a  few  months  was,  a  decree 
confiscating  all  their  property  to  the 
service  of  the  state.  With  bitter  and 
unavailing  anguish  did  they  then  look 


Revolution  Fi'angaise,  i, 


Dumonfs  Recollections  ofMirabeau. 


762 

back  to  their  insane  conduct  in  so 
strongly  fanning  a  flame  of  which 
they  were  soon  to  be  the  victims. 
Dumont  gives  the  following  striking 
account  of  the  feelings  of  one  of  their 
reforming  bishops  when  the  tempest 
they  had  raised  reached  their  own 
doors. 

"  The  Bishop  of  Chartres  was  one  of 
the  Bishops  who  were  attached  to  the 
popular  party ;  that  is  to  say,  he  was  a 
supporter  of  the  union  of  the  orders,  the 
vote  by  head,  and  the  new  constitution. 
He  was  by  no  means  a  man  of  a  political 
turn,  nor  of  any  depth  of  understanding  ; 
but  he  had  so  much  candour  arid  good 
faith  that  he  distrusted  no  one;  he  never 
imagined  that  the  Tiers  Etat  could  have 
any  other  design  but  to  reform  the  exist- 
ing abuses,  and  do  the  good  which  appear- 
ed so  easy  a  matter  to  all  the  world.  A 
stranger  to  every  species  of  intrigue,  sin- 
cere in  his  intentions,  he  followed  no 
other  guide  than  his  conscience,  and  what 
he  sincerely  believed  to  be  for  the  public 
good.  His  religion  was  like  his  politics, 
he  was  benevolent,  tolerant,  and  sincerely 
rejoiced  to  see  the  Protestants  exempted 
from  every  species  of  constraint.  He  was 
well  aware  that  the  clergy  would  be  call- 
ed on  to  make  great  sacrifices ;  but  never 
anticipated  that  he  was  destined  to  be  the 
victim  of  the  Revolution.  I  saw  him  at 
the  time  when  the  whole  goods  of  the 
church  were  declared  national  property, 
with  tears  in  his  eyes,  dismissing  his  old 
domestics,  reducing  his  hospitable  man- 
sion, selling  his  most  precious  effects  to 
discharge  his  debts.  He  found  some  re- 
lief by  pouring  his  sorrow  into  my  bo- 
som. His  regrets  were  not  for  himself, 
but  he  incessantly  accused  himself  for  ha- 
ving suffered  himself  to  be  deceived,  and 
embraced  the  party  of  the  Tiers  Etat, 
which  violated,  when  triumphant,  all  the 
engagements  which  it  had  made  when  in 
a  state  of  weakness.  How  grievous  it 
must  have  beea  to  a  man  of  good  princi- 
ples to  have  contributed  to  the  success  of 
so  unjust  a  party!  Yet  never  man  had 
less  reason,  morally  speaking,  to  reproach 
himself."— Pp.  66-67. 

This  spoliation  of  the  clergy  has 
already  commenced  in  this  country, 
even  before  the  great  democratic 
measure  of  Reform  is  carried.  As 
usual  also,  the  supporters  of  the  po- 
pular party  are  likely  to  be  its  first 
victims.  We  all  recollect  the  deci- 
ded part  which  Lord  Milton  took  in 
supporting  the  Reform  Bill,  and  the 
long  and  obstinate  conflict  he  main- 
tained with  Mr  Qartwright,  and  the 


[May, 


Conservative  party  in  Northampton- 
shire, at  the  last  election.  Well,  he 
gained  his  point,  and  he  is  now  be- 
ginning to  taste  its  fruits.  Let  us 
hear  the  proclamation  which  he  has 
lately  placarded  over  all  his  exten- 
sive estates  in  the  cotinty  of  Wick- 
low— 

"  Grosvenor  Place,  March  10. 
"  I  was  in  hopes  that  the  inhabitants  of 
our  part  of  the  country  had  too  deep  sense 
of  the  importance  of  respecting  the  rights 
of  property,  and  of  obeying  the  laws,  to 
permit  them  to  contemplate  what  I  can 
call  by  no  other  name  than  a  scheme  of 
spoliation  and  robbery.  It  seems  that  the 
occupier  proposes  to  withhold  payment  of 
tithe,  &c.  ;  but  let  me  ask,  what  is  it  that 
entitles  the  occupier  himself  to  the  land 
which  he  occupies  ?  Is  it  not  the  law 
which  sanctions  the  lease  by  which  he 
holds  it  ?  The  law  gives  him  a  right  to 
the  cattle  which  he  rears  on  his  land,  to 
the  plough  with  which  he  cultivates  it, 
and  to  the  car  in  which  he  carries  his  pro- 
duce to  the  market  ;  the  law  also  gives 
him  his  right  to  nine-tenths  of  the  pro- 
duce of  his  land,  but  the  same  law  assigns 
the  other  tenth  to  another  person.  In  this 
distribution  of  the  produce  of  the  land, 
there  is  no  injustice,  because  the  tenant 
was  perfectly  aware  of  it  when  he  enter- 
ed upon  his  land;  but  in  any  forcible 
change  of  this  distribution  there  would 
be  great  injustice,  because  it  would  be  a 
transfer  of  property  from  one  person  to 
another  without  an  equivalent — in  other 
ivords,  it  would  be  a  robbery.  The  occu- 
pier must  also  remember  that  the  rent  he 
pays  to  the  landlord  is  calculated  upon  the 
principle  of  his  receiving  only  nine-tenths 
of  the  produce — if  he  were  entitled  to  the 
other  tenth,  the  rent  which  we  should 
call  upon  him  to  pay  would  be  propor- 
tionably  higher.  All  our  land  is  valued 
to  the  tenants  upon  this  principle  ;  but  if 
tithes,  &c.  are  swept  away  without  an 
equivalent,  we  shall  adopt  a  different  prin- 
ciple, and  the  landlord,  not  the  tenant, 
will  be  the  gainer. 

"  MILTON." 

There  can  be  no  doubt  that  the 
principles  here  laid  down  by  Lord 
Milton  are  well  founded  j  but  did  it 
never  occur  to  his  lordship  that  they 
are  somewhat  inconsistent  with  those 
of  the  Reform  Bill  ?  If  the  principle 
be  correct,  "  that  the  transfer  of  pro- 
perty from  one  person  to  another 
without  an  equivalent  is  robbery," 
what  are  we  to  say  of  the  disfran- 
chising the  electors  of  148  seats  in 
Parliament,  and  the  destruction  of 


1832.] 


Dumonfs  Recollections  of  Mirabeau. 


property  worth  L.2,500,000,  now 
vested  in  the  Scotch  freeholders  ? 
Lords  Eldon  and  Tenterden,  it  is  to 
be  recollected,  have  declared  that 
these  rights  "  are  a  property  as  well 
as  a  trust."*  They  stand  therefore  on 
the  same  foundation  as  Lord  Fitz- 
william's  right  to  his  Irish  tithes.  No 
more  injustice  is  done  by  confisca- 
ting the  one  than  the  other.  But  this 
is  just  an  instance  how  clear-sight- 
ed men  are  to  the  "  robbery"  of  re- 
volutionary measures  when  they  ap- 
proach their  own  door,  and  how 
extremely  blind  when  it  touches  up- 
on the  freeholds  of  others.  Lord  Mil- 
ton was  a  keen  supporter  of  schedule 
A,  and  disregarded  the  exclamations 
against  "  robbery  and  spoliation," 
which  were  so  loudly  made  by  the 
able  and  intrepid  Conservative  band 
in  the  House  of  Commons.  Did  his 
lordship  ever  imagine  that  the  sys- 
tem of  spoliation  was  to  stop  short  at 
the  freehold  corporations,  or  the 
boroughs  of  Tory  Peers  ?  He  will  learn 
to  his  cost  that  the  radicals  can  find 
as  good  plunder  in  the  estates  of  the 
Whig  as  the  Conservative  nobility. 
But  when  the  day  of  reckoning  comes, 
he  cannot  plead  the  excuse  of  the 
honest  and  benevolent  Bishop  of 
Chartres.  He  was  well  forewarned 
of  the  consequences  ;  the  example 
of  France  was  before  his  eyes,  and  it 
was  clearly  pointed  out  to  his  atten- 
tion; but  he  obstinately  rushed  for- 
ward in  the  insane  career  of  innova- 
tion, which,  almost  under  his  own 
eyes,  had  swallowed  up  all  the  re- 
forming nobility  and  clergy  of  that 
unhappy  kingdom. 

The  vast  importance  of  words  in 
revolutionary  convulsions,  of  which 
Napoleon  was  so  well  aware  when 
he  said  that  "  it  was  by  epithets  that 
you  govern  mankind,"  appears  in  the 
account  given  by  this  able  and  im- 
partial writer  on  the  designation 
which  the  Tiers  Etat  chose  for  them- 
selves before  their  union  with  the 
other  orders. 

"  The  people  of  Versailles  openly  in- 
sulted in  the  streets  and  at  the  gates  of 
the  Assembly  those  whom  they  called 
Aristocrats,  The  power  of  that  word  be- 
came magical,  as  is  always  the  case  with 


763 

party  epithets.  What  astonishes  me  is, 
that  there  was  no  contrary  denomination 
iixed  on  by  the  opposite  party.  They  were 
called  the  Nation.  The  effects  of  these  two 
words,  when  constantly  opposed  to  each 
other,  may  readily  be  conceived. 

"  Though  the  Commons  had  already 
become  sensible  of  their  power,  there  were 
many  opinions  on  the  way  in  which  it 
should  be  exerted,  and  the  name  to  be 
given  to  the  Assembly.  They  had  not  as 
yet  all  the  audacity  which  they  have  since 
evinced  ;  but  the  men  who  looked  into 
futurity  clearly  saw  that  this  determina- 
tion would  have  been  of  the  most  import- 
ant consequences.  To  declare  themselves 
the  National  Assembly  was  to  count  for 
nothing  the  king,  the  noblesse,  and  the 
clergy  ;  it  was  equivalent  to  a  declaration 
of  civil  war,  if  the  government  had  had 
sufficient  vigour  to  make  any  resistance. 
To  declare  themselves  the  Assembly  of 
the  Commons,  was  to  express  what  un- 
doubtedly was  the  fact,  but  what  would 
not  have  answered  the  purpose  of  com- 
pelling the  clergy  and  nobles  to  join  them. 
Many  denominations  were  proposed  which 
were  neither  the  one  nor  the  other  of 
these  ;  for  every  one  as  yet  was  desirous 
to  conceal  his  ultimate  pretensions  ;  and 
even  Sieyes,  who  rejected  every  thing 
which  tended  to  preserve  the  distinction 
of  orders,  did  not  venture  to  table  the  ex- 
pression, National  Assembly.  It  was  ha^ 
zarded  for  the  first  time  by  a  deputy 
named  Le  Grand;  there  Was  an  imme- 
diate call  for  the  vote,  and  it  was  carried 
by  a  majority  of  500  to  80  voices." — Pp. 
73-74. 

This  is  the  never-failing  device  of 
the  democratic  party  in  all  ages. 
Trusting  to  the  majority  of  mere 
numbers  on  their  side,  they  invaria- 
bly represent  themselves  as  the 
whole  nation,  and  the  friends  of  the 
constitution  as  a  mere  fragment,  ut- 
terly unworthy  of  consideration  or 
regard.  "  Who  are  the  Tiers  Etat  ?" 
said  the  Abbe  Sieyes.  "  They  are  the 
French  nation,  minus  150,000  privi- 
leged individuals."—"  Who  are  the 
Reformers  ?"  says  the  Times.  "  They 
are  24,000,000  of  men,  minus  200 
boroughmongers."  By  such  false 
sweeping  assertions  as  these,  are 
men's  eyes  blinded  not  only  to  what 
is  honourable,  but  to  what  is  safe 
and  practicable.  By  this  single  de- 
vice of  calling  the  usurping  Com- 


*  In  debate  on  Reform  Bill,  Oct.  8,    831, 


Damon?  s  Recollections  of  Mirabcau. 


[May, 


mons  the  National  Assembly,  the 
friends  of  order  were  deterred  from 
entering  into  a  struggle  with  what 
was  called,  and  therefore  esteemed, 
the  national  will ;  and  many  oppor- 
tunities of  stemming  the  torrent, 
which,  as  Dumont  shews,  afterwards 
arose,  irrecoverably  neglected. 

This  matter  is  worthy  of  the  seri- 
ous consideration  of  the  Conserva- 
tive leaders  in  this  country.  We 
frequently  hear  it  said  that  "  the 
people"  are  for  Reform,  and  there- 
fore it  is  in  vain  to  strive  against 
them.  The  fact  is  not  so ;  and  the 
expression  should  never  be  used  by 
any  one  who  is  a  friend  to  his  coun- 
try. Say,  if  you  please,  that  the 
whigs  are  for  Reform ;  that  the  ra- 
dicals are  for  Reform ;  that  the  re- 
formers are  for  Reform  ;  but  do  not 
let  the  sacred  word,  "  the  people," 
be  prostituted  to  the  mere  purposes 
of  a  faction,  or  the  revolutionists  be 
permitted  to  keep  out  of  view  the 
vast  and  powerful  party  who  sup- 
port constitutional  principles  by  the 
mere  device  of  calling  themselves 
the  nation.  The  opinion  of  Napoleon 
is  never  to  be  forgotten,  that  it  is  by 
nicknames  and  epithets  that  mankind 
are  governed.  It  is  of  the  highest 
importance,  therefore,  to  adopt  and 
permanently  affix  to  the  revolution- 
ary party  some  epithet  which  shall 
at  once  distinctly  shew  that  they  are 
not  the  nation,  but  only  a  part  of  the 
nation,  and  in  what  light  the  other 
part  regard  their  extravagant  pro- 
ceedings. 

Of  the  fatal  weakness  which  at- 
tended the  famous  sitting  of  the  23d 
June,  1789,  when  Louis  made  such 
prodigious  concessions  to  his  sub- 
jects, without  taking  at  the  same 
time  any  steps  to  make  the  royal  au- 
thority respected,  the  opinion  of 
Dumorit  is  as  follows  :— 

"  Neckar  had  intended  by  these  con- 
cessions to  put  democracy  into  the  royal 
hands;  but  they  had  the  effect  of  putting 
the  aristocracy  under  the  despotism  of  the 
people.  We  must  not  consider  that  royal 
sitting  in  itself  alone.  Viewed  in  this 
light,  it  contained  the  most  extensive  coil- 
cessions  that  ever  monarch  made  to  his  peo- 
ple.  They  would,  at  any  other  time,  have 
excited  the  most  lively  gratitude.  Is  a, 
prince  powerful?  Every  thing  that  he 
gives  is  a  gift,  every  thing  that  he  does 
not  resume  is  a  favour.  Is  he  weak  ? 
everything  that  he  concedes  is  considered 


as  a  debt ;  every  thing  that  he  refuses,  as 
an  act  of  injustice. 

'  The  Commons  had  now  set  their 
heart  upon  being  the  National  Assembly. 
Every  thing  which  did  not  amount  to 
that  was  nothing  in  their  estimation. 
But  to  hold  a  Bed  of  Justice,  annul  the 
decrees  of  the  Commons,  make  a  great 
noise  without  having  even  foreseen  any 
resistance,  or  taken  a  single  precaution 
for  the  morrow,  without  having  taken 
any  steps  to  prepare  a  party  in  the  As- 
sembly, was  an  act  of  madness,  and  from 
it  may  be  dated  the  ruin  of  the  monarchy. 
Nothing  can  be  more  dangerous  than  to 
drive  a  weak  prince  to  acts  of  vigour 
which  he  is  unable  to  sustain ;  for  when 
he  has  exhausted  the  terrors  of  words  he 
has  no  other  resource;  the  authority  of 
the  throne  has  been  lowered,  and  the  peo- 
ple have  discovered  the  secret  of  their  mo- 
narch's weakness." — P.  87. 

The  Reformers  in  this  country  say, 
that  these  immense  concessions  of 
Louis  failed  in  their  effect  of  calming 
the  popular  effervescence,  because 
they  came  too  late.  It  is  difficult  to 
say  what  they  call  soon  enough,  when 
it  is  recollected  that  these  conces- 
sions were  made  before  the  depu- 
ties had  even  verified  their  powers  ; 
before  a  single  decree  of  the  Assem- 
bly had  passed,  at  the  very  opening 
of  their  sittings  ,•  and  when  all  their 
proceedings  up  to  that  hour  had  been 
an  illegal  attempt  to  centre  in  them- 
selves all  the  powers  of  government. 
But,  in  truth,  what  rendered  that  so- 
litary act  of  vigour  so  disastrous  was, 
that  it  was  totally  unsupported ;  that 
no  measures  were  simultaneously 
taken  to  make  the  royal  authority 
respected;  that  the  throne  was  worst- 
ed from  its  own  want  of  foresight  in 
the  very  first  contest  with  the  Com- 
mons, and,  consequently,  unbounded 
encouragement  was  afforded  to  their 
future  democratic  ambition. 

The  National  Assembly,  like  every 
other  body  which  commits  itself  to 
the  gale  of  popular  applause,  expe- 
rienced the  utmost  disquietude  at  the 
thoughts  of  punishing  any  of  the  ex- 
cesses of  their  popular  supporters. 
How  exactly  is  the  following  de- 
scription applicable  to  all  times  and 
nations  I 

"  The  disorders  which  were  prolonged 
in  the  provinces,  the  massacres  which 
stained  the  streets  of  Paris,  induced  many 
estimable  persons  to  propose  an  address 
of  the  Assembly,  condemnatory  of  such 


1832.] 


Dumont's  Recollections  ofMirdbeau. 


proceedings,  to  the  people.  The  Assem- 
bly, however,  was  so  apprehensive  of  of- 
fending the  multitude,  that  they  regarded 
as  a  snare  every  motion  tending  to  repress 
the  disorders,  or  censure  the  popular  ex- 
cesses. Secret  distrust  and  disquietude 
was  at  the  hottom  of  every  heart.  They 
had  triumphed  by  means  of  the  people, 
and  they  could  not  venture  to  shew  them- 
selves severe  towards  them  ;  on  the  con- 
trary, though  they  frequently  declared, 
in  the  preambles  of  their  decrees,  that 
they  were  profoundly  afflicted  at  the  burn- 
ing of  the  chateaux  and  the  insults  to  the 
nobility,  they  rejoiced  in  heart  at  the  pro- 
pagation of  a  terror  ivhich  they  regarded 
as  indispensable  to  their  designs.  They 
had  reduced  themselves  to  the  necessity 
of  fearing  the  noblesse,  or  being  feared  by 
them.  They  condemned  publicly,  they 
protected  secretly  ;  they  conferred  com- 
pliments on  the  constituted  authorities, 
and  gave  encouragement  to  license.  Re- 
spect for  the  executive  power  was  no- 
thing but  words  of  style  ;  and  in  truth, 
when  the  ministers  of  the  crown  revealed 
the  secret  of  their  weakness,  the  Assem- 
bly, which  remembered  well  its  own  ter- 
rors, was  not  displeased  that  fear  had 
changed  sides.  If  you  are  sufficiently 
powerful  to  cause  yourselves  to  be  re- 
spected by  the  people,  you  will  be  suffi- 
ciently so  to  inspire  us  with  dread;  that 
was  the  ruling  feeling  of  the  Cote 
Gauche."— P.  134. 

This  is  precisely  a  picture  of  what 
always  must  be  the  feeling  in  regard 
to  tumult  and  disorders  of  all  who 
have  committed  their  political  exist- 
ence to  the  waves  of  popular  sup- 
port. However  much,  taken  indivi- 
dually, they  may  disapprove  of  acts 
of  violence,  yet  when  they  feel  that 
intimidation  of  their  opponents  is 
their  sheet-anchor,  they  cannot  have 
an  insurmountable  aversion  to  the 
deeds  by  which  it  is  to  be  effected. 
They  would  prefer,  indeed,  that 
terror  should  answer  their  purposes 
without  the  necessity  of  blows  be- 
ing actually  inflicted;  but  if  mere 
threats  are  insufficient,  they  never 
.fail  to  derive  a  secret  satisfaction 
from  the  recurrence  of  examples 
calculated  to  shew  what  risks  the 
enemy  runs.  The  burning  of  castles, 
the  sacking  of  towns,  may  indeed 
alienate  the  wise  and  the  good ;  but 
alas !  the  wise  and  the  good  form 
but  a  small  proportion  of  mankind  j 


765 

and  for  one  whose  eyes  are  opened 
by  the  commencement  of  such  deeds 
of  horror,  ten  will  be  so  much  over- 
awed, as  to  lose  all  power  of  acting 
in  obedience  to  the  newly  awakened 
and  better  feelings  of  his  mind. 

"  Intimidation,"  as  Lord  Brougham 
has  well  observed,  "  is  the  never- 
failing  resource  of  the  partisans  of 
revolution  in  all  ages.  Mere  popu- 
larity is  at  first  the  instrument  by 
which  this  unsteady  legislature  is 
governed;  but  when  it  becomes  ap- 
parent that  whoever  can  obtain  the 
direction  or  command  of  it  must 
possess  the  whole  authority  of  the 
state,  parties  become  less  scrupu- 
lous about  the  means  they  employ  for 
that  purpose,  and  soon  find  out  that 
violence  and  terror  are  infinitely  more 
effectual  and  expeditious  than  persua- 
sion and  eloquence.  Encouraged  by 
this  state  of  affairs,  the  most  daring, 
unprincipled,  and  profligate,  proceed 
to  seize  upon  the  defenceless  legis- 
lature, and,  driving  all  their  antago- 
nists before  them  by  violence  or  in- 
timidation, enter  without  opposition 
upon  the  supreme  functions  of  go- 
vernment. The  arms,  however,  by 
which  they  had  been  victorious,  are 
speedily  turned  against  themselves, 
and  those  who  are  envious  of  their 
success,  or  ambitious  of  their  dis- 
tinction, easily  find  means  to  excite 
discontents  among  the  multitude, 
and  to  employ  them  in  pulling  down 
the  very  individuals  whom  they  had 
so  recently  elevated.  This  disposal 
of  the  legislature  then  becomes  a 
prize  to  be  fought  for  in  the  clubs 
and  societies  of  a  corrupted  metro- 
polis, and  the  institution  of  a  national 
representation  has  no  other  effect 
than  that  of  laying  the  government 
openj  to  lawless  force  and  flagitious 
audacity.  It  was  in  this  manner  that, 
from  the  want  of  a  natural  and  effi- 
cient aristocracy  to  exercise  the  func- 
tions of  hereditary  legislators^  the 
National  Assembly  of  France  was 
betrayed  into  extravagance,  and  fell 
a  prey  to  faction ;  that  the  Institu- 
tion itself  became  a  source  of  public 
misery  and  disorder,  and  converted 
a  civilized  monarchy  first  into  a  san- 
guinary democracy,  and  then  into  a 
military  despotism."*  How  exactly 
is  the  progress,  here  so  well  de- 


Edinburgh  Review,  vi.  148.; 


766 

scribed,  applicable  to  these  times ! 
"  Take  this  bill  or  anarchy,"  says 
Mr  Macauley. — "  Lord  Grey,"  says 
the  Times,  "  has  brought  the  coun- 
try into  such  a  state,  that  he  must 
either  carry  the  Reform  Bill  or  incur 
the  responsibility  of  a  revolution."* 
How  exactly  is  the  career  of  demo- 
cratic insanity  and  revolutionary  am- 
bition the  same  in  all  ages  and  coun- 
tries ! 

Dumont,  as  already  mentioned, 
was  a  leading  member  of  the  com- 
mittee which  prepared  the  famous 
declaration  on  the  Rights  of  Man. 
He  gives  the  following  interesting 
account  of  the  revolt  of  a  candid  and 
sagacious  mind  at  the  absurdities 
which  a  regard  to  the  popular  opi- 
nion constrained  them  to  adopt : — 

"  Duroverai,  Claviere,  and  myself, 
were  named  by  Mirabeau  to  draw  up 
that  celebrated  declaration.  During  the 
course  of  that  mournful  compilation,  re- 
flections entered  my  mind  which  had 
never  before  found  a  place  there.  I  soon 
perceived  the  ridiculous  nature  of  the 
undertaking.  A  declaration  of  rights,  I 
immediately  saw,  may  be  made  after  the 
proclamation  of  a  constitution,  but  not 
before  it ;  for  it  is  laws  which  give  birth 
to  rights — they  do  not  follow  them.  Such 
general  maxims  are  highly  dangerous  ; 
you  should  never  bind  a  legislature  by 
general  propositions,  which  it  afterwards 
becomes  necessary  to  restrain  or  modify. 
'  Men,'  says  the  declaration,  '  are  born 
free  and  equal;' that  is  not  true;  they 
are  so  far  from  being  born  free,  that  they 
are  born  in  a  state  of  unavoidable  weak- 
ness and  dependence :  Equal— where  are 
they  ?  where  can  they  be  ?  It  is  in  vain 
to  talk  of  equality,  when  such  extreme 
difference  exists,  and  ever  must  exist,  be- 
tween the  talents,  fortune,  virtues,  in- 
dustry, and  condition  of  men.  In  a 
word,  I  was  so  strongly  impressed  with 
the  absurdity  of  the  declaration  of  the 
Rights  of  Man,  that  for  once  I  carried 
along  with  me  the  opinions  of  our  little 
committee;  and  Mirabeau  himself,  when 
presenting  the  report  to  the  Assembly, 
ventured  to  suggest  difficulties,  and  to 
propose  that  the  declaration  of  rights 
should  be  delayed  till  the  constitution  was 
completed.  '  I  tell  you,'  said  he,  in  his 
forcible  style,  *  that  any  declaration  of 
rights  you  may  make  before  the  constitu- 
tion is  framed,  will  never  be  but  a  one 
year's  almanack.'  Mirabeau,  always  sa- 


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[May, 


tisfied  with  a  happy   expression,    never 
gave  himself  the  trouble   to   get   to   the 
bottom  of  any  subject,  and  never  would  go 
through  the  toil  to  put  himself  in  posses- 
sion of  facts  sufficient  to  defend  what  he 
advanced.      On  this  occasion  he  suffered 
under  this :   this   sudden  change  became 
the  subject  of  bitter  reproach.      <  Who  is 
this,'  said  the  Jacobins, '  who  seeks  to  em- 
ploy his  ascendant  over  the  Assembly,  to 
make    us   say    Yes  and  No  alternately  ? 
Shall  we  be  for  ever  the  puppets  of  his 
contradictions?'  There  was  so  much  rea- 
son in  what  he  had  newly  advanced,  that 
he  would  have  triumphed  if  he  had  been 
able  to  bring  it  out;  but  he  abandoned 
the  attempt  at  the  very  time  when  seve- 
ral  deputies    were    beginning    to    unite 
themselves  to  him.      The  deplorable  non- 
sense went  triumphantly  on,  and  gene- 
rated  that   unhappy    declaration  of  the 
Rights  of   Man  which  subsequently  pro- 
duced such  incredible  mischief.      I  am  in 
possession  at  this  moment  of  a  complete 
refutation  of  it,  article  by  article,  by  the 
hand  of  a  great  master,  and  it  proves  to 
demonstration  the  contradictions,  the  ab- 
surdities,  the  dangers  of  that  seditious 
composition,  which  of  itself  was  sufficient 
to  overturn  the  constitution  of  which  it 
formed  a  part;  like  a  powder  magazine 
placed  below  an   edifice,  which   the  first 
spark  will  blow  into  the  air." — Pp.  141-2. 
These  are  the  words  of  sober  and 
experienced  wisdom ;  and  coming,  as 
they  do,  from  one  of  the  authors  of 
this  celebrated  declaration,  are   of 
the  very  highest  inportance.     They 
prove,  that  at  the  very  time  when 
Mirabeau  and  the  popular  party  in 
the    Assembly    were    drawing  up 
their  perilous  and  highly  inflamma- 
tory declaration,  they  were  aware  of 
its  absurdity,  and  wished  to  suppress 
the  work  of  their  own  hands.     They 
could  not  do  so,  however,  and  were 
constrained,  by  the  dread  of  losing 
their  popularity,  to  throw  into  the 
bosom  of  an  excited  people  a  fire- 
brand, which  they  themselves  fore- 
saw would  speedily  lead  to  a  confla- 
gration.   Such  is  the  desperate,  the 
hopeless  state  of  slavery,  in  which, 
during  periods  of  excitement,  the 
representatives  of  the  mob  are  held 
by  their   constituents.     The  whole 
purposes  of  a  representative  form  of 
government  are  at  once  destroyed  ; 
the  wisdom,  experience,  study,  and 
reflection  of  the  superior  class  of 


*  Times,  March  27,  1832. 


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statesmen  are  trodden  under  foot; 
and  the  enlightened  have  no  chance 
of  keeping  possession  of  the  reins  of 
power,  or  even  influencing  the  legis- 
lature, but  by  bending  to  the  pas- 
sions of  the  ignorant. 

This  consideration  affords  a  deci- 
sive argument  in  favour  of  the  close, 
aye,  the  nomination  boroughs.  Their 
existence,  and  their  existence  in  con- 
siderable numbers,  is  indispensable 
towards  the  voice  of  truth  being  heard 
in  the  national  councils  in  periods  of 
excitement,  and  the  resistance  to 
those  measures  of  innovation,  which 
threaten  to  destroy  the  liberties,  and 
terminate  the  prosperity,  of  the 
people.  From  the  popular  repre- 
sentatives during  such  periods  it  is 
in  vain  to  expect  the  language  of 
truth ;  for  it  would  be  as  unpalatable 
to  the  sovereign  multitude  as  to  a 
sovereign  despot.  Members  of  the 
legislature,  therefore,  are  indispen- 
sably necessary  in  considerable  num- 
bers, who,  by  having  no  popular  con- 
stituents, can  venture  to  speak  out 
the  truth  in  periods  of  agitation,  in- 
novation, and  alarm.  The  Reformers 
ask,  what  is  the  use  of  a  representa- 
tive of  a  green  mound,  or  a  ruined 
tower,  in  a  popular  Parliament  ?  We 
answer,  that  he  is  more  indispensa- 
ble in  such  a  Parliament  than  in  any 
other.  Nay,  that  without  such  a  class 
the  liberties  of  the  nation  cannot  ex- 
ist five  years.  Representatives  con- 
stantly acting  under  the  influence  or 
dread  of  popular  constituents,  never 
will  venture,  either  in  their  speeches 
to  give  vent  to  the  language  of 
truth,  nor  in  their  conduct  to  support 
the  cause  of  real  freedom.  They 
will  always  be  as  much  under  the 
influence  of  their  tyrannical  task- 
masters, as  Mirabeau  and  Dumont 
were  in  drawing  up,  against  their 
better  judgment,  the  Rights  of  Man. 
It  is  as  absurd  to  expect  rational  or 
independent  measures  from  such  a 
class,  as  it  is  to  look  for  freedom  of 
-conduct  from  the  senate  of  Tiberius 
or  the  council  of  Napoleon.  We  do 
not  expect  the  truth  to  be  spoken  by 
the  representative  of  a  mound,  in  a 
question  with  its  owner,  or  his  class 
in  society,  nor  by  the  representatives 
of  the  people,  in  a  question  which 
interests  or  excites  the  public  ambi- 
tion. But  we  expect  that  truth  will 
be  spoken  by  the  representatives  of 
the  people,  as  against  the  interests 


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of  the  owner  of  the  mound  ;  and  by 
the  representatives  of  the  mound,  as 
against  the  passions  of  the  people ; 
and  that  thus,  between  the  two,  the 
language  of  reason  will  be  raised  on 
every  subject,  and  that  fatal  bias 
the  public  mind  prevented,  which 
arises  from  one  set  of  doctrines  and 
principles  being  alone  presented  to 
their  consideration.  In  the  superior 
fearlessness  and  vigour  of  the  lan- 
guage of  the  Conservative  party  in 
the  House  of  Lords,  to  what  is  exhi- 
bited in  the  House  of  Commons,  on 
the  Reform  question,  is  to  be  found 
decisive  evidence  of  the  truth  of  these 
principles,  and  their  application  to 
this  country  and  this  age. 

Of  the  fatal  4th  August,  "  the  St 
Barthelemy  of  properties,"  as  it  was 
well  styled  by  Rivarol,  and  its  ruin- 
ous consequences  upon  the  public 
welfare,  we  have  the  following  stri- 
king and  graphic  account : — 

"  Never  was  such  an  undertaking  ac- 
complished in  so  short  a  time.  That 
which  would  have  required  a  year  of 
care,  meditation,  and  debate,  was  propo- 
sed, deliberated  on,  and  voted  by  accla- 
mation. I  know  not  how  many  laws 
were  decreed  in  that  one  sitting;  the 
abolition  of  feudal  rights,  of  the  tithes,  of 
provincial  privileges;  three  articles,  which 
of  themselves  embraced  a  complete  sys~ 
tern  of  jurisprudence  and  politics,  with 
ten  or  twelve  others,  were  decided  in  less 
time  than  would  be  required  in  England 
for  the  first  reading  of  a  bill  of  ordinary 
importance.  They  began  with  a  report 
on  the  disorders  of  the  provinces,  cha- 
teaux burnt,  troops  of  banditti  who  at- 
tacked the  nobles  and  ravaged  the  fields. 
The  Duke  d'Aguillon,  the  Duke  do 
Noailles,  and  several  others  of  the  demo- 
cratic part  of  the  nobility,  after  the  most 
disastrous  pictures  of  these  calamities,  ex- 
claimed that  nothing  but  a  great  act  of 
generosity  could  calm  the  people,  and  that 
it  was  high  time  to  abandon  their  odious 
privileges,  and  let  the  people  taste  the 
full  benefits  of  the  Revolution.  An  in- 
describable effervescence  seized  upon  the 
Assembly.  Every  one  proposed  some  sa- 
crifice :  every  one  laid  some  offering  on 
the  altar  of  their  country,  proposing  either 
to  denude  themselves  or  denude  others ; 
no  time  was  allowed  for  reflection,  ob- 
jection, or  argument ;  a  sentimental  con- 
tagion seized  every  heart.  That  renun- 
ciation of  privileges,  that  abandonment  of 
so  many  rights  burdensome  to  the  people, 
these  multiplied  sacrifices,  had  an  air  of 
magnanimity  which  withdrew  the  atten- 


768 

tion  from  the  fatal  precipitance  with 
which  they  were  made.  I  saw  on  that 
night  many  good  and  worthy  deputies 
who  literally  wept  for  joy  at  seeing  the 
work  of  regeneration  advance  so  rapidly, 
and  at  feeling  themselves  every  instant 
carried  on  the  wings  of  enthusiasm  so  far 
beyond  their  most  ardent  hopes.  The 
renunciation  of  the  privileges  of  pro- 
vinces was  made  by  their  respective  re- 
presentatives; those  of  Brittany  had  en- 
gaged to  defend  them,  and  therefore  they 
were  more  embarrassed  than  the  rest; 
but  carried  away  by  the  general  enthusi- 
asm, they  advanced  in  a  body,  and  decla- 
red in  a  body,  that  they  would  use  their 
utmost  efforts  with  their  constituents  to 
obtain  the  renunciation  of  their  privi- 
leges. That  great  and  superb  operation 
was  necessary  to  confer  political  unity 
upon  a  monarchy  which  had  been  suc- 
cessively formed  by  the  union  of  many 
independent  states,  every  one  of  which 
had  certain  rights  of  its  own  anterior 
to  their  being  blended  together. 

"  On  the  following  day,  every  one  be- 
gan to  reflect  on  what  had  been  done, 
and  sinister  presentiments  arose  on  all 
sides.  Mirabeau  and  Sieyes,  in  particu- 
lar, who  had  not  been  present  at  that  fa- 
mous sitting,  condemned  in  loud  terms  its 
enthusiastic  follies.  This  is  a  true  pic- 
ture of  France,  said  they;  we  spend  a 
month  in  disputing  about  words,  and  we 
make  sacrifices  in  a  night  which  over- 
turn everything  that  is  venerable  in  the 
monarchy.  In  the  subsequent  meetings, 
they  tried  to  retract  or  modify  some  of 
these  enormous  concessions,  but  it  was 
too  late ;  it  was  impossible  to  withdraw 
what  the  people  already  looked  upon  as 
their  rights.  The  Abbe  Sieyes,  in  parti- 
cular, made  a  discourse  full  of  reason  and 
justice  against  the  extinction  of  tithes, 
Avhich  he  looked  upon  with  the  utmost 
aversion.  He  demonstrated,  that  to  ex- 
tinguish the  tithes,  was  to  spoliate  the 
clergy  of  its  property,  solely  to  enrich  the 
proprietors  of  the  lands  ;  for  every  one  ha- 
ving bought  or  inherited  his  estate  minus 
the  value  of  the  tithe,  found  himself  sud- 
denly enriched  by  a  tenth,  which  was 
given  to  him  as  a  pure  and  uncalled  for 
gratuity.  It  was  this  speech,  which  never 
can  be  refuted,  which  terminated  with 
the  well-known  expression  :  —  *  They 
would  be  free,  and  they  know  not  how  to 
be  just.'  The  prejudice  was  so  strong, 
that  Sieyes  himself  was  not  listened  to  ; 
he  was  regarded  merely  as  an  ecclesiastic, 
who  could  not  get  the  better  of  his  per- 
sonal interest,  and  paid  that  tribute  of 
error  to  his  robe.  A  little  more  would 
have  made  him  he  hooted  and  hissed,  T 


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[May, 


saw  him  the  next  day,  full  of  bitter  indig- 
nation against  the  injustice  and  brutality 
of  the  Assembly,  which  in  truth  he  never 
afterwards  forgave,  He  gave  vent  to  his 
indignation,  in  a  conversation  with  Mira- 
beau, who  replied,  *  My  dear  Abbe,  you 
have  unchained  the  bull ;  do  you  expect  he 
is  not  to  gore  with  his  horns  9' 

"  These  decrees  of  Aug.  4,  were  so  far 
from  putting  a  period  to  the  robbery  and 
violence  which  desolated  the  country,  that 
they  only  tended  to  make  the  people  ac- 
quainted with  their  own  strength,  and 
impi'ess  them  with  the  conviction  that  all 
their  outrages  against  the  nobility  would 
not  only  not  be  punished,  but  actually  re- 
warded. Again  I  say,  every  thing  which 
is  done  from  fear,  fails  in  accomplishing 
its  object;  those  whom  you  expect  to  dis- 
arm by  concessions,  only  redouble  in  confi- 
dence and  audacity." — Pp.  146-149. 

Such  is  the  conclusion  of  this  en- 
lightened French  Reformer,  as  to  the 
consequences  of  the  innovations  and 
concessions,  in  promoting  which  he 
took  so  large  a  share,  and  which 
it  was  then  confidently  expected, 
would  not  only  pacify  the  people 
but  regenerate  the  monarchy,  and 
commence  a  new  era  in  the  history 
of  the  world.  These  opinions  co- 
ming from  the  author  of  the  Rights  of 
Man,  the  preceptor  of  Mirabeau,  the 
fellow- labourer  of  Bentham,  should, 
if  any  thing  can  open  the  eyes  of  our 
young  enthusiasts,  who  are  so  vehe- 
ment in  urging  the  necessity  of  con- 
cession, avowedly  from  the  effects 
of  intimidation,  who  expect  to  "  let 
loose  the  bull  and  escape  his  horns." 

It  is  on  this  question  of  the  effects 
to  be  expected  from  concession  to 
public  clamour,  that  the  whole  ques- 
tion of  Reform  hinges.  The  support- 
ers of  the  bill  in  both  Houses  have 
abandoned  every  other  argument. 
"  Pass  this  bill,  or  anarchy  will  en- 
sue," is  their  sole  principle  of  ac- 
tion. But  what  says  Dumont,  taught 
by  the  errors  of  the  Constituent  As- 
sembly ?  "  Pass  this  bill,  and  anarchy 
will  ensue."  "Whatever  is  done," 
says  he,  "  from  fear,  fails  in  its  ob- 
ject; those  whom  you  expect  to  dis- 
arm by  concession,  redouble  in  con- 
fidence and  audacity,"  This  is  the 
true  principle;  the  principle  con- 
firmed by  universal  experience,  and 
yet  the  Reformers  shut  their  eyes  to 
its  application.  The  events  which 
have  occurred  in  this  age  are  so  de- 
cisive on  this  subject,  that  nothing 


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more  convincing  could  be  imagined, 
if  a  voice  from  the  dead  were  to  pro- 
claim its  truth. 

Concession,  as  Dumont  tells  us, 
and  as  every  one  acquainted  with 
history  knows,  was  tried  by  the  French 
government  and  Assembly,  in  the 
hope  of  calming  the  people,  and  ar- 
resting the  Revolution.  The  monarch, 
at  the  opening  of  the  States-General, 
made  "  greater  concessions  than  ever 
king  made  to  his  people  ;"  the  nobles 
abandoned,  on  their  own  motion,  in 
one  night,  all  their  rights  ;  and  what 
was  the  consequence  ?  The  revolu- 
tionary fervour  was  urged  into  a 
fury ;  the  torrent  became  a  cataract, 
and  horrors  unparalleled  in  the  his- 
tory of  the  world  ensued. 

Resistance  to  popular  ambition,  a 
firm  opposition  to  the  cry  for  Reform, 
was  at  the  same  period,  under  a  lion- 
hearted  King  and  an  intrepid  Mi- 
nister, adopted  in  the  midst  of  the 
greatest  dangers  by  the  British  go- 
vernment. What  was  the  conse- 
quence ?  Universal  tranquillity- 
forty  years  of  unexampled  prosper- 
it}'— the  triumph  of  Trafalgar — the 
conquest  of  Waterloo. 

Conciliationandconces8ion,in  obe- 
dience, and  with  the  professed  de- 
sign of  healing  the  disturbances  of 
that  unhappy  land,  were  next  tried  in 
Ireland.  Universal  tranquillity,  con- 
tentment, and  happiness,  were  pro- 
mised from  the  great  healing  mea- 
sure of  emancipation.  What  has  been 
the  con  sequence  ?  Disturbances,  mas- 
sacres, discord,  practised  sedition, 
threatened  rebellion,  which  have 
made  the  old  times  of  Protestant  rule 
be  regretted. 

Conciliation  and  concession  were 
again  put  in  practice  by  the  Whig 
Administration  of  England.  What 
was  the  result  ?  Perils  greater  than 
assailed  the  monarchy  from  all  the 
might  of  Napoleon ;  dissension,  con- 
flagration, and  popular  violence,  un- 
exampled since  the  great  rebellion; 
a  falling  income  and  an  increasing 
expenditure;  the  flames  of  a  servile 
war  in  Jamaica;  and  general  distress 
unequalled  since  the  accession  of  the 
House  of  Brunswick. 

Resistance,  bold  determined  re- 
sistance, was  made  by  the  barons  of 
England  to  the  fatal  torrent  of  inno- 
vation, and  what  has  been  the  con- 
sequence? A  burst  of  fury  excited 

VOL.  XXXI.    NO.  CXCIV. 


and  kept  alive  by  the  partisans  of 
Reform  to  support  a  sinking  admi- 
nistration, followed  by  a  torpor  and. 
indifference  to  the  objects  or  popu- 
lar ambition,  from  which  all  the  fury 
of  the  reforming  journals  has  sought 
in  vain  to  arouse  the  great  body  of 
the  people.  Within  six  months  after 
the  concessions  of  Louis  and  the 
French  nobility,  the  whole  institu- 
tions of  the  monarchy  were  over- 
turned, and  the  career  of  revolution 
rendered  inevitable  ;  within  six 
months  after  the  rejection  of  the 
bill  by  the  House  of  Peers,  in  Octo- 
ber last,  the  public  fervour,  and  with 
it  the  public  danger,  has  so  much 
subsided,  that  you  can  hardly  be- 
lieve you  are  living  in  the  same  age 
of  the  world. 

The  character  of  Mirabeau,  both 
as  a  writer  and  orator,  and  an  indi- 
vidual, is  sketched  with  no  ordinary 
power  by  this  author,  probably  bet- 
ter qualified  than  any  man  in  exist- 
ence to  portray  it  with  accuracy : — 

"  Mirabeau  had  within    bis  breast  a 
sense  of  the  force  of  his  mind,  which  sus- 
tained  bis    courage  in   situations   wbich 
would  have  crushed  a  person  of  ordinary 
character :      his    imagination    loved    the 
vast ;  his  mind  seized  the  gigantic ;  his 
taste  was  natural,  and  had  been  cultivated 
by  the  study  of  the  classical  authors.    He 
knew  little ;  but  no  one  could  make  a  bet- 
ter use  of  wbat  he  had  acquired.     During 
the  whirlwind  of  bis  stormy  life  he  had 
little  leisure  for  study;  but  in  his  prison 
of  Vincennes  he  had  read  extensively,  and 
improved  his  style  by  translations,  as  well 
as  extensive  collections  from  tbe  writings 
of  great  orators.     He  had  little  confidence 
in  tbe  extent  of  his  erudition  ;  but  his 
eloquent  and  impassioned  soul  animated 
every  feature  of  his  countenance  when  he 
was  moved,  and  nothing  was  easier  than 
to  inflame   bis   imagination.      From  his 
youth  upwards  he  had  accustomed  him- 
self to  tbe  discussion  of  the  great  ques- 
tions of  erudition  and  government,  but  he 
was  not  calculated  to  go  to  the  bottom  of 
thorn.      The  labour  of  investigation  was 
not  adapted   to  his  powers ;    he  had  too 
much  warmth  and  vehemence  of  disposi- 
tion for  laborious  application  ;  his  mind 
proceeded  by  leaps  and  bounds,  but  some- 
times  they  were  prodigious.      His   style 
abounded    in    vigorous    expressions,     of 
which  he  had  made  a  particular  study. 

"  If  we  consider  him  as  an  author,  we 
must  recollect  that  all  his  writings,  with- 
out one  single  exception,  were  pieces  of 
3  D 


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[May, 


Mosaic,  in  which,  his  fellow-labourers  had 
at  least  as  large  a  share  as  himself,  but 
he  had  the  faculty  of  giving  additional 
eclat  to  their  labours,  by  throwing  in 
here  and  there  original  expressions,  or 
apostrophes,  full  of  fire  and  eloquence. 
It  is  a  peculiar  talent,  to  be  able  in  this 
manner  to  disinter  obscure  ability,  en- 
trust to  each  the  department  for  which 
he  is  fitted,  and  induce  them  all  to  labour 
at  a  work  of  which  he  alone  is  to  reap  the 
glory. 

"  As  a  political  orator,  he  was  in  some 
respects  gifted  with  the  very  highest  ta- 
lents— a  quick  eye,  a  sure  tact,  the  art  of 
discovering  at  once  the  true  disposition  of 
the  assembly  he  was  addressing,  arid  ap- 
plying all  the  force  of  his  mind  to  over- 
come the  point  of  resistance,  without 
weakening  it  by  the  discussion  of  minor 
topics.  No  one  knew  better  how  to 
strike  with  a  single  word,  or  hit  his  mark 
with  perfect  precision ;  and  frequently 
he  thus  carried  with  him  the  general 
opinion,  either  by  a  happy  insinuation,  or 
a  stroke  which  intimidated  his  adversa- 
ries. In  the  tribune  he  was  immovable. 
The  waves  of  faction  rolled  around  with- 
out shaking  him,  and  he  was  master  of  his 
passions  in  the  midst  of  the  utmost  vehe- 
mence of  opposition.  But  what  he  wanted 
as  a  political  orator,  was  the  art  of  dis- 
cussion on  the  topics  on  which  he  en- 
larged. He  could  not  embrace  a  long  se- 
ries of  proofs  and  reasonings,  and  was 
unable  to  refute  in  a  logical  or  convin- 
cing manner.  He  was,  in  consequence, 
often  obliged  to  abandon  the  most  im- 
portant motions,  when  hard  pressed  by 
his  adversaries,  from  pure  inability  to 
refute  their  arguments.  He  embraced 
too  much,  and  reflected  too  little.  He 
plunged  into  a  discourse  made  for  him 
on  a  subject  on  which  he  had  never  re- 
flected, and  on  which  he  had  been  at  no 
pains  to  master  the  facts;  and  he  was,  in 
consequence,  greatly  inferior  in  that  par- 
ticular to  the  athletae  who  exhibit  their 
powers  in  the  British  Parliament."-— 
P.  277. 

What  led  to  the  French  Revolu- 
tion? This  question  will  be  asked 
and  discussed,  with  all  the  anxiety 
it  deserves,  to  the  end  of  the  world. 
— Let  us  hear  Dumont  on  the  sub- 
ject. 

"  No  event  ever  interested  Europe  so 
much  as  the  meeting  of  the  States- Gene- 
ral. There  was  no  enlightened  man 
who  did  not  found  the  greatest  hopes 
upon  that  public  struggle  of  prejudices 
with  the  lights  of  the  age,  and  who  did 
not  believe  that  a  new  moral  and  politi- 


cal world  was  about  to  issue  from  the 
chaos.  The  besoin  of  hope  was  so  strong, 
that  all  faults  were  pardoned,  all  mis- 
fortunes were  represented  only  as  acci- 
dent ;  in  spite  of  all  the  calamities  which 
it  induced,  the  balance  leaned  always  to- 
wards the  Constituent  Assembly. — It 
was  the  struggle  of  humanity  with  des- 
potism. 

"  The  States- General,  six  weeks  after 
their  convocation,  were  no  longer  the 
States- General,  but  the  National  Assem- 
bly. Its  first  calamity  was  to  have  owed 
its  new  title  to  a  revolution  ;  that  is  to 
say,  to  a  vital  change  in  its  power,  its 
essence,  its  name,  and  its  means  of  autho- 
rity. According  to  the  constitution,  the 
commons  should  have  acted  in  conjunc- 
tion with  the  nobles,  the  clergy,  and  the 
king.  But  the  commons,  in  the  very 
outset,  subjugated  the  nobles,  the  cleryy, 
and  the  king.  It  was  in  that,  that  the  Re- 
volution consisted. 

"  Reasoning  without  end  has  taken 
place  on  the  causes  of  the  Revolution  ; 
there  is  but  one,  in  my  opinion,  to  which 
the  whole  is  to  be  ascribed  ;  and  that  is, 
the  character  of  the  king.  Put  a  king  of 
character  and  firmness  in  the  place  of 
Louis  XV  L,  and  no  revolution  would 
have  ensued.  His  whole  reign  was  a 
preparation  for  it.  There  was  not  a  sin- 
gle epoch,  during  the  whole  Constituent 
Assembly,  in  which  the  king,  if  he  could 
only  have  changed  his  charactei',  might 
not  have  re-established  his  authority,  and 
created  a  mixed  constitution  far  more  so- 
lid and  stable  than  its  ancient  monarchy. 
His  indecision,  his  weakness,  his  half 
counsels,  his  want  of  foresight,  ruined 
every  thing.  The  inferior  causes  which 
have  concurred  were  nothing  but  the 
necessary  consequence  of  that  one  moving 
cause.  When  the  king  is  known  to  be 
weak,  the  courtiers  become  intriguers, 
the  factious  insolent,  the  people  auda- 
cious; good  men  are  intimidated,  the 
most  faithful  services  go  unrewarded, 
able  men  are  disgusted,  and  ruinous 
councils  adopted.  A  king  possessed  of 
dignity  and  firmness  would  have  drawn 
to  his  side  those  who  were  sgainst  him  ; 
the  Lafayettcs,  the  Lameths,  the  IVlira- 
beaus,  the  Sieyes,  would  never  have 
dreamed  of  playing  the  part  which  they 
did  ;  and,  when  directed  to  other  objects, 
they  would  no  longer  have  appeared  the 
same  men."— Pp.  313,  344. 

These  observations  are  of  the  very 
highest  importance.  The  elements 
of  discord,  rebellion,  and  anarchy, 
rise  into  portentous  energy  when 
weakness  is  at  the  head  of  affairs. 
A  reforming",  in  other  words  a  de- 


foumonfs  Recollections  ofMirabeau. 


mocratic,  administration,  raise  them 
into  a  perfect  tempest.  The  progress 
of  time,  and  the  immense  defects  of 
the  ancient  monarchical  system,  ren- 
dered change  necessary  in  France ; 
but  it  was  the  weakness  of  the  king, 
the  concessions  of  the  nobility  and 
clergy,  which  converted  it  into  a 
revolution.  All  the  miseries  of  that 
country  sprung  from  the  very  prin- 
ciple which  is  incessantly  urged  as 
the  ruling  consideration  in  favour  of 
the  Reform  Bill. 

No  body  of  men  ever  inflicted  such 
disasters  on  France,  as  the  Consti- 
tuent Assembly,  by  their  headlong  in- 
novations and  sweeping  demolitions. 
Not  the  sword  of  Marlborough  nor 
the  victories  of  Wellington — not  the 
rout  of  Agincourt  nor  the  carnage  of 
Waterloo — not  the  arms  of  Alexander 
nor  the  ambition  of  Napoleon,  have 
proved  so  fatal  to  its  prosperity. 
From  the  wounds  they  inflicted,  the 
social  system  may  revive— from  those 
of  their  own  innovators  recovery  is 
impossible.  They  not  only  destroyed 
freedom  in  its  cradle — they  not  only 
induced  the  most  cruel  and  revolt- 
ing tyranny;  but  they  totally  destroy- 
ed the  materials  from  which  it  was 
to  be  reconstructed  in  future, — they 
bequeathed  slavery  to  their  children, 
and  they  prevented  it  from  ever  being 
shaken  off  by  their  descendants.  It 
matters  not  under  what  name  arbi- 
trary power  is  administered :  it  can 
be  dealt  out  as  rudely  by  a  reform- 
ing assembly,  a  dictatorial  mob,  a 
Committee  of  Public  Safety,  a  tyran- 
nical Directory,  a  military  despot,  or 
a  citizen  King,  as  by  an  absolute 
monarch  or  a  haughty  nobility.  By 
destroying  the  whole  ancient  insti- 
tutions of  France — by  annihilating 
the  nobles  and  middling  ranks,  who 
stood  between  the  people  and  the 
Throne — by  subverting  all  the  laws 
and  customs  of  antiquity — by  extir- 
pating religion,  and  inducing  general 
profl  igacy,  they  have  inflicted  wounds 
upon  their  country  which  can  never 
be  healed.  Called  upon  to  revive 
the  social  system,  they  destroyed  it : 
instead  of  pouring  into  the  decayed 
limbs  the  warm  blood  of  youth,  they 
severed  the  head  from  the  body,  and 
all  subsequent  efforts  have  been  un- 
availing to  restore  animation.  It  is 
now  as  impossible  to  give  genuine 
freedom,  that  is,  complete  protection 


to  all  classes,  to  France,  as  it  is  to 
restore  the  vital  spark  to  a  lifeless 
body  by  the  convulsions  of  electricity. 
The  balance  of  interests,  the  protect- 
ing classes,  are  destroyed :  nothing 
remains  but  the  populace  and  the 
Government :  Asiatic  has  succeeded 
to  European  civilisation  j  and,  in- 
stead or  the  long  life  of  modern 
freedom,  the  brief  tempests  of  anar- 
chy, and  the  long  night  of  despotism, 
are  its  fate. 

The  Constituent  Assembly,  how- 
ever, had  the  excuse  of  general  de- 
lusion :  they  were  entering  on  an  un- 
trodden field :  the  consequences  of 
their  actions  were  unknown :  enthu- 
siasm as  irresistible  as  that  of  the 
Theatre  urged  on  their  steps.  Great 
reforms  required  to  be  made  in  the 
political  system :  they  mistook  the 
excesses  of  democratic  ambition  for 
the  dictates  of  ameliorating  wisdom: 
the  corruption  of  a  guilty  court,  and 
the  vices  of  a  degraded  nobility,  called 
loudly  for  amendment.  But  what  shall 
we  say  to  those  who  adventured  on 
the  same  perilous  course,  with  their 
fatal  example  before  their  eyes,  in  a 
country  requiring  no  accession  to 
popular  power,  tyrannized  over  by  no 
haughty  nobility,  consumed  by  no 
internal  vices,  weakened  by  no  fo- 
reign disasters  ?  What  shall  we  say  to 
those  who  voluntarily  shut  their  eyes 
to  all  the  perils  of  the  headlong  reform- 
ers of  the  neighbouring  kingdom ; 
who  roused  passions  as  impetuous, 
proposed  changes  as  sweeping,  were 
actuated  by  ambition  as  perilous,  as 
that  which,  under  their  own  eyes, 
had  torn  civilisation  to  pieces  in  its 
bleeding  dominion  ?  What  shall  we 
say  to  those  who  did  this  in  the  state 
where  freedom  had  existed  longer, 
and  was  at  their  accession  more  un- 
fettered, than  in  any  other  country 
that  ever  existed  j  where  prosperity 
unexampled  existed,  and  virtue  un- 
corrupted  was  to  be  found,  and  glory 
unparalleledhad  been  won?  Who  ad- 
ventured on  a  course  which  threaten- 
ed to  tear  in  pieces  the  country  of 
Milton  and  Bacon,  of  Scott  and 
Newton,  of  Nelson  and  Wellington  ? 
History  will  judge  their  conduct : 
no  tumultuous  mobs  will  drown  its 
voice :  from  its  decision  there  will  be 
no  appeal,  and  its  will  be  the  voice  of 
ages, 


772 


Tory  Misrule. 


[May, 


TORY  MISRULE. 


SIR, — Among  the  artifices  exten- 
sively used  by  the  adherents  of  the 
present  Ministers,  is  the  attempt  to 
familiarize  anunthinkingpeople  with 
this  notion,— that  all  the  evils  with 
which,  in  the  midst  of  many  bless- 
ings, this  country  is  afflicted,  are  to 
be  attributed  to  the  misrule  of  Tory 
governments.  The  allegation  is 
usually  made  without  any  precision 
as  to  persons,  time,  or  measures  ; 
though  we  sometimes  hear  of  forty 
years,  and  Mr  Pitt ;  and  occasional- 
ly of  seventy  years,  to  embrace  the 
whole  reign  of  George  the  Third. 
This  glance  at  names  and  periods  is 
just  sufficient  to  procure  for  the  al- 
legation, from  those  who  will  not 
read  history,  the  merit  of  a  founda- 
tion in  fact ;  and  thus  to  dispose  them 
to  receive  favourably  the  second  part 
of  the  story,  much  the  more  import- 
ant to  those  who  spread  it,  wherein 
the  present  Ministers  are  represented 
as  Whigs,  differing, and  having  always 
differed  from  the  Tories,  professing 
principles  opposed  to  those  of  Tory 
misrule  ;  guiltless,  therefore,  of  all 
their  country's  wrongs,  and  likely  to 
redress  them ! 

I  propose,  with  your  permission, 
to  expose  the  fallacies  of  this  repre- 
sentation, which  might,  indeed,  with 
some  truth,  be  styled  "  the  whisper 
of  a  faction ;"  because  no  man  ven- 
tures to  enunciate  it  in  an  audible 
voice,  still  less  to  justify  it  by  facts. 

The  first  fallacy — indeed  that  is  a 
very  mild  word— consists  in  the  as- 
sumption, that  there  have  been,  for 
the  whole  period  under  considera- 
tion, two  parties  of  Whig  and  Tory, 
totally  distinct  and  opposed,  in  per- 
son, principle,  and  conduct ;  that  the 
measures  adopted  or  espoused  by  the 
two  have  been  totally  different— that 
the  Tories  have  had  the  government 
of  the  country,  uninterruptedly, 
through  a  long  period,  and  that  their 
Tory  measures  have  been  uniformly 
unsuccessful  and  ruinous ;  and,  above 
all,  that  the  present  Ministers  inherit 
and  represent  all  the  virtues  of  the 
Whig  party,  while  their  opponents, 
consisting  of  the  late  Ministers,  are 
in  like  manner  responsible  for  all  the 
alleged  misdeeds  of  the  Tories.  The 
greater  part  of  all  this  is  a  mere 
fancy  1 


I  will  take  the~more  remote  of  the 
periods  assigned  for  Tory  misrule  ; 
namely,  the  commencement  of  the 
reign  of  George  the  Third,  when  the 
Jacobites  were  conciliated,  and  a 
good-hearted  king  endeavoured  to 
get  rid  of  those  unmeaning  names, 
which  had  been  during  four  reigns 
the  watchwords  of  faction.  I  will  ad- 
mit, that  from  this  period  there  has 
been  in  the  government  of  the  coun- 
try a  greater  portion  of  those  who 
would  not  respond  to  the  name  of 
Whig,  and  were  not  ashamed  of  that 
of  Tory ;  perhaps,  it  would  be  more 
correctly  said,  that  during  this  pe- 
riod the  distinction  did  not  exist, 
but  I  will,  for  the  present  argument, 
consent  to  describe  as  Tories  the 
several  Ministers  who  governed  the 
country  in  the  reigns  of  George  the 
Third  and  George  the  Fourth.  On 
the  same  principle,  we  must  assume, 
as  we  may  much  more  correctly,  that 
the  Ministers  of  George  the  First  and 
George  the  Second  were  Whigs. 

Now,  then,  for  the  "  misrule"  of 
the  Tories.  I  must  be  permitted  to 
demand,  in  the  name  of  justice  and 
of  accuracy,  that  this  "  misrule"  be 
tried  by  comparison  with  something 
which  has  had  actual  existence.  If 
we  were  merely  lamenting  the  infir- 
mity of  human  nature,  or  "the  limita- 
tion of  human  wisdom,  we  might 
try  former  Ministers  by  a  standard  of 
perfection  furnished  by  the  heroes 
of  imagination,  or  (which  is  much 
the  same)  of  antiquity;  but  as  the 
very  point  in  dispute  is  the  compa- 
rative merit  of  two  parties  in  this 
state,  we  cannot  appreciate  the 
misdeeds  of  the  one,  without  esti- 
mating the  worthier  actions  of  the 
other. 

Now,  who  will  say  that  the  Whigs, 
who  were  superseded  in  the  govern- 
ment by  the  Tories  about  the  middle 
of  the  last  century,  had  distinguished 
themselves  by  their  sympathy  with 
the  people ;  by  the  absence  of  cor- 
ruption; by  religious  toleration  ;  by 
freedom  in  commercial  regulations  ; 
by  the  mildness  of  their  criminal 
code  ;  by  the  declaration,  or  the  pa- 
tronage, of  liberal  sentiments  in  po- 
litical science? 

The  revolution  of  1(588,  undoubt- 
edly, was  a  very  strong  and  success- 


1832.] 


Tory  Misrule. 


773 


ful  measure  in  behalf  of  the  Protest- 
ant religion,  and  in  opposition  to  the 
arbitrary  power  of  the  crown.  And 
the  memorable  declaration  then 
made,  assumed,  in  its  reference  to 
"  the  original  contract,"  and  in  other 
expressions,  an  air  of  republican 
theory.  But  nothing  was  done  for 
the  people,  in  the  sense  in  which 
their  rights  and  interests  are  now 
understood;  and  the  arrangement 
was  any  thing  but  "liberal."  The 
king's  power  to  dispense  with  laws, 
as  it  had  been  lately  exercised,  was 
denied.  That  recent  exercise  con- 
sisted in  a  declaration  of  liberty  of 
conscience;  and  the  revolution,  so 
far  from  establishing  that  liberty  of 
conscience  which  the  Whigs  are  sup- 
posed to  love,  marked  even  more 
peremptorily  and  distinctly  the  line 
of  separation  between  the  old  reli- 
gion and  the  new;  and  denied  to 
those  who  professed  the  religion  of 
their  forefathers,  even  the  right  of 
carrying  arms  for  their  defence.  I 
remind  you  of  these  doings  of  1688, 
because  the  Whig  is  perpetually  re- 
ferring to  that  epoch,  for  the  prin- 
ciples which  give  him  a  superiority 
over  the  Tory. 

But  the  truth  is,  that  the  Whigs 
have  no  right  to  the  Revolution  of 
1688.  In  that  measure  the  Tories 
had  their  full  share.  I  shall  be  told, 
then,  that  it  was  the  Tories  who  gave 
to  the  Revolution  the  character 
which  I  have  ascribed  to  it.  Be  it  so. 
I  am  not  ashamed,  as  a  Tory,  of  ac- 
knowledging descent  from  those 
who,  impelled  by  the  necessity  of  the 
occasion  to  resist  and  drive  away 
their  King,  studiously  made  the 
smallest  possible  change  in  the  laws, 
and  adhered  as  closely  as  possible  to 
the  forms  and  principles  of  the  con- 
stitution. I  do  not  deny  that  if  the 
Whigs  had  on  this  occasion  been  left 
to  themselves,  the  Revolution — if, 
without  the  Tories,  effected  at  all — 
might,  perhaps,  have  been  a  little 
more  republican  in  appearance;  all 
that  I  deny  is,  that  the  Whigs  dis- 
played any  sort  of  inclination  to  any 
one  practical  measure  on  behalf  of 
the  people,  either  by  giving  a  more 
liberal  tendency  to  the  laws,  or  by 
extending  the.  basis  of  Parliamentary 
representation. 

But  it  was  well  observed  by  Sir 
Robert  Inglis,  that  the  Tories  of  the 
present  day  are  the  true  descendants 


of  the  Whigs  of  the  Revolution ;  the 
remark  is  assuredly  just,  if  you  sepa- 
rate such  Whigs  as  Lord  Somers 
from  the  republicans  with  whom  the 
occasion  compelled  them  to  asso- 
ciate and  co-operate. 

I  shall  not  pursue  the  history  of 
Whigs  and  Tories  through  the  reigns 
of  William  and  of  Anne,  during  which 
they  held  the  government  alternate- 
ly ;  or  during  which,  I  should  say 
more  correctly,  two  factions  assu- 
ming those  names,  and  fluctuating 
much  in  their  composition,  frequent- 
ly succeeded  each  other  in  the  ad- 
ministration of  affairs.  For  it  is  only 
by  a  pure  fiction  that  we  say,  that 
there  have  been  for  a  century  and  a 
half  two  parties  in  the  state,  so  dis- 
tinct in  person  and  in  principle,  that 
no  man  who  had  belonged  to  one 
could  be  afterwards  found  in  the 
other,  without  an  avowed  or  imputed 
dereliction  of  principle.  My  obser- 
vation is  just,  as  applied  to  the  Har- 
leys  and  Godolphins  of  Anne.  I  will 
not  now  name  the  Whigs  of  William 
the  Fourth,  who  must  feel  much 
obliged  to  me  for  making  it.  Perhaps 
it  was  in  matters  of  religion  that 
there  was  the  more  real  and  marked 
difference  of  principle.  The  Tories, 
in  and  out  of  office,  were  less  dis- 
posed than  the  Whigs  towards  in- 
dulgence to  Protestant  dissenters ; — 
but  the  Whigs  cannot  have  credit  for 
liberality  m  their  favour  to  the  dis- 
senters, seeing  the  bondage  in  which 
they  held  the  professors  of  the  an- 
cient faith. 

As  for  the  now  popular  topics  of 
reform  and  retrenchment,  it  would 
be  idle  to  discuss  the  merits  of  either 
party  ;  in  all  these  points  Whigs  and 
Tories  were,  as  we  say  in  Devon- 
shire, much  of  a  muchness.  It  hap- 
pened that  when  party  ran  high  in 
Queen  Anne's  reign,  the  Whigs,  who 
were  in  office,  were  in  the  midst  of 
an  extensive  war ;  the  Tories,  out  of 
office,  found  this  war  a  useful  topic 
of  opposition,  and,  among  the  evils 
which  they  imputed  to  it,  they  na- 
turally included  the  expense.  The 
general  was  a  Whig,  and  they  ob- 
jected to  the  amount  of  his  reward, 
and  even  to  his  integrity  in  pecuni- 
ary matters.  I  shall  certainly  not, 
Sa  these  grounds,  claim  for  Lord 
olingbroke  or  Dean  Swift  the  cha- 
racter of  economical  reformers,  but 
neither,  surely,  can  the  Whigs  appeal 


774  Tory  Misrule. 

to  those  times  as  exhibiting  their  su- 
periority in  conducting  a  war,  with- 
out profusion,  favouritism,  or  corrup- 
tion !  I  might  make  the  same  remark 
as  to  political  honesty.  If  in  one 
page  of  Dalrymple  or  Macpherson, 
a  zealous  Whig  should  shew  me  the 
double  correspondence  of  a  Tory 
with  Hanover  and  St  Germains,  I 
would  only  beg  him  to  turn  over  the 
leaf,  where  he  will  find  perhaps  his 
own  ancestor  professing  equal  at- 
tachment to  James  and  to  George. 

But  let  us  now  come  to  those 
times  of  the  first  Georges,  in  which 
the  practice  of  our  Constitution, 
especially  Parliamentary,  began  to 
work  with  a  little  more  similarity  to 
present  practice. 

The  Riot  Act  and  the  Septennial 
Act  were  the  earliest  measures  of 
the  triumphant  Whigs,  after  the  ac- 
cession of  the  House  of  Hanover. 
By  the  first,  all  persons  were  expo- 
sed to  capital  punishment  who  should 
remain  assembled  one  hour  after 
having  been  called  upon  by  a  magis- 
trate to  disperse;  by  the  other,  a 
House  of  Commons,  elected  by  the 
people  for  three  years,  prolonged, 
with  the  aid  of  the  more  aristocra- 
tical  branches  of  the  Legislature,  its 
own  existence  to  seven  years.  These 
were  strong  measures;  the  last  a 
most  outrageous  one.  Still,  I  men- 
tion them  only  that  they  may  be  as- 
cribed to  the  right  authors. 

The  most  eminent  Minister,  in 
both  of  these  reigns,  was  Sir  Robert 
Walpole.  I  am  curious  to  know, 
whether  it  is  to  be  the  administra- 
tion of  this  celebrated  Whig  that  we 
are  to  be  referred  to,  for  the  excellent 
and  pure  system  of  administration 
which  Tory  misrule  has  superseded? 
Are  we  to  look  to  this  period  for  a  go- 
vernment, liberal,  cheap,  successful, 
popular,  incorrupt  ?  I  am  no  enemy 
to  Sir  Robert  Walpole ;  he  had  great 
qualities  as  a  Minister ;  and  many  of 
his  faults  were  those  of  the  times. 
But  the  most  bigoted  Whig  will  not 
pretend  that  he  or  any  Whig  of  that 
age,  shewed  any  disposition  to  im- 
prove it. 

It  may,  perhaps,  be  owing  more  to 
the  long  duration  of  this  administra- 
tion, than  to  any  real  eminence  of  evil, 
that  it  is  always  named  as  the  era 
of  bad  government  and  corruption. 


[May, 

Perhaps  the  aphorism  attributed  to 
Walpole — "  every  man  has  his  price" 
— if  ever  uttered  by  him,  might  not 
have  been  true ;  or  it  may  have  only 
meant,  that  there  isadegree  of  tempt- 
ation, whether  in  the  shape  of  wealth, 
flattery,  or  concession,  which  no  man 
is  stout  enough  to  resist.  But  it  is 
certain  that  Walpole  had  more  am- 
ple means  of  corruption  than  exist 
now ;  and  he  is  indeed  much  belied,  if 
they  were  not  applied  directly  among 
Members  of  Parliament  as  well  as 
electors.  Numerous  placemen,  even 
down  to  clerks  in  the  Treasury,  sat 
in  the  House  of  Commons.  Officers 
in  the  army  lost  their  commissions 
for  votes  in  Parliament.  Elections 
were  avowedly  determined  upon  con- 
siderations of  party.  In  short,  every 
thing  connected  with  the  abuse  of 
Ministerial  influence,  that  is  now 
doubtfully  insinuated  and  suspected, 
was  in  those  days  extensively  prac- 
tised and  avowed ; — always  for  car- 
rying on  the  King's  government,  ne- 
ver for  procuring  any  advantage  to 
the  People ! 

In  religion,  in  commercial  policy, 
in  law,  there  was  no  relaxation  of 
restraint  or  severity.  And  what  was 
our  foreign  policy  ?  Certainly,  under 
Walpole  in  particular,  it  was  pacific ; 
his  disposition,  and  the  circumstances 
of  France,  and  the  remembrance  of 
bloody  and  expensive  wars,  produ- 
ced a  long  interval  of  peace.  But 
was  there  in  this  policy  a  character 
peculiarly  whiggish  ?  Was  it  the 
policy  of  the  People  ? 

I  am  not  going  to  tell  you  the 
story  of  Captain  Jenkins  and  his  ear, 
or  to  call  Hosier's  ghost  from  the 
vasty  deep ;  but  I  will  ask  any  can- 
did W7hig,  whether  the  occasions  on 
which  the  People  have  called  for  war, 
and  the  Government  have  remained 
at  peace,  are  not  more  numerous 
than  those  in  which  a  Government 
has  undertaken  a  war  against  the 
opinions  or  feelings  of  the  People  ? 
The  period  is  even  now  recent,  when, 
if  not  the  People,  those  at  least  who 
pretended  to  be  their  peculiar  re- 
presentatives, exhorted  the  House  of 
Commons  to  enter  upon  a  war,  when 
a  Minister  no  less  energetic  than  Mi- 
Canning  counselled  peace.* 

One  word  more  as  to  finance. 
Unquestionably  the  greater  portion, 


*  1823. 


1832,] 


Tory  Misrule. 


by  much  the  greater  portion,  of  the 
existing  national  debt  has  been  in- 
curred under  administrations  which, 
in  the  present  discussion,  must  be 
designated  as  Tory.  But  it  was  with 
the  Whigs  that  the  system  of  bor- 
rowing on  anticipated  funds  com- 
menced, and  the  foundation  thus 
laid  of  the  enormous  mass  of  debt. 
Amounts  of  debt,  like  every  thing 
else,  are  comparative.  It  might,  per- 
haps, not  be  easy  to  point  out  in  the 
good  old  Whig  times,  a  period  in 
which  the  debt,  the  revenue,  and 
the  resources  of  the  country,  bore  a 
more  satisfactory  relation  to  each 
other,  than  when  a  Tory  government 
handed  over  the  country  to  the 
Whigs  in  November  1830.  But  I 
must  not  anticipate. 

Having  enumerated  the  circum- 
stances under  the  Whig  government 
of  George  the  Second,  which,  ac- 
cording to  all  reformers  of  the  pre- 
sent day,  constitute  misrule,  I  will 
ask,  whether  there  is  any  one  of 
them,  any  single  one,  which  has  not, 
under  Tory  governments,  been  miti- 
gated or  destroyed  ? 

Do  I  therefore  contend,  that  the 
Tories  are  more  inimical  than  the 
Whigs  to  these  abuses  and  encroach- 
ments ?  No.  Out  of  office,  I  know, 
they  exposed  and  attempted  to  re- 
move many  of  them ;  but  I  give  to 
the  Bolingbrokes,  the  Wyndhams, 
and  the  Pulteneys  of  those  days,  no 
more  credit  for  the  denunciations  of 
abuse,  or  their  advocacy  of  the  sup- 
posed interests  of  the  people,  than  I 
give  to  the  Tierneys,  the  Broughams, 
and  the  Greys  of  modern  times,  for 
their  opposition  to  Mr  Pitt  and  Lord 
Liverpool.  Nor  do  I  claim  for  the 
Tories  any  peculiar  merit  for  the 
remedies  which  they  applied  to  many 
of  the  Whig  abuses.  I  am  satisfied, 
that  the  alteration  which  took  place 
under  Tory  governments,  must  have 
been  brought  about  under  any  govern- 
ment whatever,  with  the  progress  of 
intelligence  and  discussion.  All  that 
I  maintain  is  this,  that,  except  as  to 
representation  alone,  which  both  par- 
ties left  nearly  as  they  found  it,  the 
last  seventy  years,  and  more  particu- 
larly the  last  forty  years,  have  been 
much  more  free  from  the  abuses  im- 
puted to  all  governments,  than  the 
period  of  Whig  domination. 

I  may  be  told,  that  during  the  se- 
venty years,  or  during  the  forty,  the 


Tories  have  not,  in  fact,  held  conti- 
nual sway— that  the  Whigs  have  been 
occasionally  in  office,  and  that  they 
have  during  those  periods  done  much, 
and  suggested  more.  As  to  their  sug- 
gestions I  have  already  said  enough; 
they  have  the  merit  of  the  opposi- 
tion Tories  of  George  the  Second, 
and  nothing  more.  But  if  it  be  true, 
which  it  is,  that  during  the  period 
which  they  assign  to  the  Tory  mis- 
rule, the  Whigs  have  sometimes  had 
the  upper  hand  as  a  party,  and  have 
some  of  them  held  office  individual- 
ly ;  and  if,  therefore,  the  correction 
of  Whig  abuses  which  I  have  claimed 
for  this  Tory  period,  is  properly  to  be 
in  part  ascribed  to  the  Whigs,  be  it  so. 
But  then,  away  with  the  designation 
of  the  period,  as  one  of  Tory  misrule  ! 
Let  the  Whigs  have,  and* welcome, 
their  share  or  the  improvements  and 
glories  of  the  reigns  of  George  the 
Third  and  Fourth ;  but  let  them  take 
with  it  their  portion  of  the  obloquy, 
and  abandon  their  attempt  at  invi- 
dious contrast. 

Let  us  now  endeavour  to  ascer- 
tain, though  it  must  be  rather  guess- 
work, wherein  has  consisted  this  im- 
puted misrule  of  the  Tories. 

Does  not  the  imputation  rest  upon 
the  allegation  of  those  abuses  and 
corruptions  which  I  have  noticed 
in  considering  the  government  of  the 
Whigs  ?  So  far  it  is  disposed  of;  but 
there  appear  to  be  two  important 
additions,  war,  and  burdensome  tax- 
ation ;  and  I  should  perhaps  add,  the 
mismanagement  of  Ireland. 

In  truth,  the  only  point  of  political 
conduct  in  which  there  is  a  plausi- 
ble ground  for  imputing  to  high  Tory 
principles  an  erroneous  and  unsuc- 
cessful policy,  is  the  American  War. 
I  know  not  with  what  accuracy 
Lord  North,  under  whom  the  war 
began,  is  designated  as  a  Tory.  But, 
did  the  contest  begin  with  him  ? 

The  first  resolution  to  tax  America 
was  adopted  by  the  Ministry  which 
took  its  name  from  the  head  of  the 
house  of  Russell,  though  George 
Grenville,  also  a  Whig,  was  the  effi- 
cient leader.  The  declaration  (by 
which  the  repeal  of  the  stamp  act 
was  accompanied)  of  the  right  to 
tax  unrepresented  America,  was 
passed  by  the  administration  of  Lord 
Hocking  ham ;  after  an  interval  of 
deliberation,  which  will  not  be  cited 
for  proofs  of  the  manliness  and  effi- 


776 


Tory  Misrule. 


[May, 


ciency  of  Whig  government.  And 
it  was  under  the  administration  of 
Lord  Chatham,  who  had  censured 
Lord  Rockirigham  for  insufficient 
concession,  that  those  acts  were  pass- 
ed which  led  to  the  proceedings  in 
Massachusetts,  and  afterwards  to  the 
resistance  of  Boston.  The  subse- 
quent measures  of  Lord  North  may 
have  been  unwise;  but  surely  the 
misrule  of  America  is  not  to  be  im- 
puted altogether  to  the  Tories.  1 
will  only  add,  that  except  some  peti- 
tions from  Manchester,  complaining 
of  the  commercial  effects  of  the 
troubles  in  America,  there  was  not, 
at  the  commencement  of  the  war, 
any  indication  of  strong  popular 
feeling  against  it. 

And  how  was  it  in  1793?  Was 
ever  war  more  popular,  or  under- 
taken with  a  more  complete  concur- 
rence of  the  gentry,  tradesmen,  and 
all  those  on  whom  we  are  told  to 
depend  as  the  legitimate  representa- 
tion of  the  wisdom  of  the  people  ? 
So  much,  indeed,  did  this  war  ap- 
pear just  and  necessary,  that  of  a 
large  portion  of  the  Whigs,  some 
who  had  been  the  most  violent  op- 
ponents of  the  American  War,  part- 
ed from  their  friends  in  opposition, 
in  order  to  co-operate  with  Mr  Pitt 
in  carrying  on  this  war.  Mr  Fox,  it 
is  true,  the  able  and  eloquent  leader 
of  the  Whigs,  denounced  the  minis- 
terial policy.  Admit,  for  a  moment, 
that  he  was  right,  you  raise  his  cha- 
racter as  a  great  and  sagacious  states- 
man, or  a  politician  fortunate  in  his 
opposition,  but  you  destroy  him  as 
the  representative  of  the  People's 
Will. 

The  war  ceased,  and  recommen- 
ced in  1803.  Was  the  renewal  po- 
pular ?  So  much  so,  that  fresh  de- 
fections from  the  Whig  party  took 
place  ;  and  at  the  commencement  of 
this,  the  most  expensive  of  our  wars, 
that  Whig  party,  whose  function  it 
is,  according  to  the  theory  which  we 
are  considering,  to  preserve  the  na- 
tion from  war,  was  neither  numerous 
nor  popular.  Was  this  the  fault  of 
the  Tories  ?  Certainly  not ;  it  might 
be  the  fault  of  the  Whigs  themselves, 
it  might  be  the  fault  of  the  People  ; 
and,  indeed,  the  cause  was  in  the 
People.  There  was  at  the  time  a 
government  peculiarly  weak  and 
open  to  factious  attack,  but  the  Peo- 
ple willed  war,  and  there  was  no 


support  for  the  opposition  of  a  po- 
pular party. 

There  was  one  more  renewal  of 
war.  Was  the  war  of  1815  unpopu- 
lar ?  Assuredly  not. 

I  shall  rest  no  longer  upon  this 
ground  so  often  trodden  in  the  de- 
bates on  Reform  j  but  I  must  make  a 
remark,  which,  obvious  as  it  is,  is 
often  neglected — if  the  popular  voice 
is  responsible  for  the  war,  it  must 
answer,  too,  for  all  its  consequences. 
A  war  may  be  conducted  with  more 
or  less  extravagance;  but  a  cheap 
war,  upon  a  large  scale,  is  an  impos- 
sibility. If  the  taxes  occasioned  by 
the  French  wars  have  produced  dis- 
tress, those  who  approved  the  wars 
are  as  much  answerable  for  the  tax- 
ation, as  if  they  devised  the  taxes. 
It  is  in  vain  to  say,  that  the  war  was 
politic,  and  worthy  of  Whig  appro- 
bation, but  that  the  cost  was  the  re- 
sult of  Tory  misrule. 

I  cannot  advert  to  war  and  its  con- 
sequences, without  alluding  to  the 
currency.  Most  assuredly  the  bank 
restriction,  the  commencement  of  all 
the  evils,  and  imputed  evils,  con- 
nected with  currency,  was  a  conse- 
quence, necessary  or  otherwise,  of 
the  war.  Let  it  be  deemed  unne- 
cessary and  unwise.  To  be  ascribed 
to  Tory  misrule,  it  must  be  shewn 
to  be  connected  with  some  principle 
peculiarly  Tory.  The  attempt  would 
be  absurd.  In  fact,  that  close  con- 
nexion with  the  monied  men  of  the 
city,  which  some  persons  thought 
wrong  in  Mr  Pitt,  and  to  which  some 
ascribed  many  errors  in  finance,  was 
certainly  rather  an  attribute  of  Whigs. 
And  if  the  evil  consequences  of  the 
restriction  are  to  be  ascribed  chiefly 
to  its  continuance,  the  Whigs  are  not 
quite  guiltless,  who  in  office  availed 
themselves  of  the  facilities  which  it 
afforded  to  the  government.  But 
there  are  those  who  have  persuaded 
themselves  into  a  belief,  that  a  great 
portion  of  the  expensiveness  of  these 
wars  arose  from  a  desire  of  patron- 
age ;  I  have  even  read  somewhere  of 
wars  undertaken  by  the  Tories,  to 
enrich  themselves  and  their  depend- 
ants. I  can  hardly  make  a  serious 
answer  to  this  ridiculous  charge. 
The  origin  of  Lord  North's  war  is 
well  enough  known.  Mr  Pitt  began 
life  an  economical  reformer;  he  made 
great  reductions  in  time  of  peace ; 
and  was  constantly  employed  during 


1832.] 


the  war,  into  which  he  most  unwil- 
lingly entered,  in  devising  new  checks 
upon  expenditure ;  but  it  is  true 
enough  that  the  tendency  to  profu- 
sion, especially  in  distant  regions, 
got  the  better  of  all  his  efforts,  and 
there  was  unquestionably  great  ex- 
travagance. Great  fortunes  were 
made,  many  in  the  fair  way  of  trade, 
some  perhaps  less  honestly ;  but  in 
neither  way,  more  particularly  by 
persons  whom  government  wished  to 
favour ;  a  full  share  went  to  their  po- 
litical enemies.  And  a  systematic  al- 
teration which  he  made  in  the  mode 
of  effecting  loans  and  contracts,  made 
it  impossible  to  be  otherwise.  Nor 
was  Mr  Pitt  at  any  time  so  pressed 
by  opposing  members  as  to  call  for 
the  increase  of  corruption;  he  had 
always  a  majority  of  country  gen- 
tlemen and  independent  members. 
Perhaps  in  proportion  to  the  extent, 
the  skilfulness,  and  the  success  of 
the  exertions  made,  the  war  of  J803 
was  less  extravagant;  and  the  one 
campaign  of  1815,  was  really  the 
cheapest  of  altanmo 

In  the  course  of  these  wars,  the 
Whigs  were  only  once  in  power. 
Does  this  little  era  of  1806-7  distin- 
guish itself  from  the  dark  years  of 
Tory  misrule  among  which  it  fell  ? 
Let  any  man,  who  happens  to  have 
forgotten  dates,  read  the  history  of 
twenty  years  without  the  names  of 
the  actors,  and  lay  his  finger  upon 
this  period  of  Whig  ascendency! 
Except  that,  of  several  warlike  expe- 
ditions which  they  sent  forth,  it  did 
so  happen  that  not  one  was  success- 
ful, and  that  they  were  more  than 
ordinarily  unfortunate  in  being  de- 
feated upon  their  taxes,  he  will  find 
nothing  whereby  he  may  know  that 
at  one  favoured  period  Tory  misrule 
was  superseded  by  Whig  excellence  ! 
1  have  hitherto  gone  upon  the  as- 
sumption, that  the  Whigs  and  Tories 
have  been  definite  and  distinct  par- 
ties in  the  state ;  and  have  compared 
-  their  respective  merits,  as  if  they 
were  really  represented  by  the  leaders 
on  the  two  sides.  But  it  is  time  to 
enquire  how  far  the  argument  in 
favour  of  the  Whigs,  supposing  it  to 
be  supported,  can  serve  the  present 


Tory  Misrule.  717 

Ministers  ;•— how,  therefore,  they  can 
claim  the  merit  of  all  that  has  been 
done  under  the  name  of  Whiggery 
for  the  last  century  and  a  half;  and 
in  what  degree  they  are  entitled  to 
the  confidence  of  those  who  profess 
an  attachment  to  the  rights,  and  a 
deference  to  the  wishes,  of  the  peo- 
ple ;  and,  above  all,  how  reasonably 
they  can  be  expected  to  deliver  the 
country  from  the  effects  of  "  Tory 
misrule !" 

The  Ministers  are  in  number  fif- 
teen.* Of  these,  two  only  have  any 
right  to  be  considered  as  Whigs 
equally  uncontaminated  by  union 
with  Tory  Ministers,  and  uncompro- 
mised  by  the  adoption  of  Tory  mea- 
sures. Lord  Durham  and  Lord  John 
Russell  were  too  young  for  office  in 
1806,  and  in  1827  did  not  join  the 
anti-reforming  administration  of  Mi- 
Canning.  If,  therefore,  I  have  suc- 
cessfully combated  the  argument 
drawn  from  the  history  of  the  Whig 
party ;  if  it  be  true,  that  your  pure 
Whig  is  the  only  man  by  whom  the 
country  can  be  saved,  I  admit  that 
the  Lords  Durham  arid  John  Russell 
have  a  right  to  demand  our  confi- 
dence. If,  indeed,  we  were  dealing 
with  Parliamentary  Reform,  the  case 
of  Lord  John  Russell  would  not  be 
quite  clear,  since  he  has  condemned 
and  ridiculed,  with  a  strength  of  ar- 

fumentarid  power  of  sarcasm,  which 
e  has  on  no  other  occasion  display- 
ed, propositions  of  Reform  similar  in 
principles  and  extent  to  that  now 
before  Parliament.  Strictly  speaking, 
therefore,  the  country  has  only  Lord 
Durham,  upon  whom  to  rely  in  this 
dangerous  exigency. — I  beg  pardon, 
Sir  James  Graham  is  also  pure,  and 
may  be  associated  with  Lord  Dur- 
ham in  the  mighty  task  of  renovation ! 
Lord  Grey  and  Lord  Althorp  are 
equally  guiltless  of  participation  in 
the  resolution  of  1827,  against  Re- 
form, and  against  a  repeal  of  the  Test 
Act ;  but  they  were  in  office  in  1806  ; 
Lord  Althorp,  I  admit,  was  only  a 
subordinate ;  but  Lord  Grey  was  a 
Cabinet  Minister,  and  leader  of  the 
House  of  Commons.  His  adminis- 
tration, as  we  have  seen  already,  did 
nothing  to  correct  the  evils  of  Tory 


*  Lord  Brougham,  Lord  Lansdowne,  Lord  Durham,  Duke  of  Richmond,  Lord 
Carlisle,  Lord  Grey,  Lord  John  Russell,  Lord  Palmerston,  Lord  Melbourne,  Lord 
Goderich,  Lord  Althorp,  Lord  Holland,  Mr  Grant,  Mr  Stanley,  Sir  James  Graham. 


778  Tory  Misrule. 

Misrule;  the  only  measure  which 
might  be  classed  under  the  modern 
head  of  liberality,  was  no  corrective 
of  the  misrule  peculiarly  Tory,  un- 
less the  Whigs  disclaim  the  laws 
against  popery,  which  were  former- 
ly their  favourite  reliance.  And  even 
this  slight  approach  to  a  liberal  sys- 
tem, in  admitting  the  Roman  Catho- 
lics to  the  army  and  navy,  was 
abandoned  when  put  in  competition 
with  their  offices  ;— for,  however 
boldly  the  partisans  of  Lord  Grey, 
and  the  Whigs  of  1807,  have  since 
asserted,  that  they  resigned  because 
they  could  not  carry  this  measure, 
it  is  a  fact,  quite  undeniable,  that 
they  did  abandon  the  measure  ;  and 
only  shrank  when  pressed,  perhaps 
too  hardly,  for  a  pledge  against  its 
re-introduction  at  any  future  period. 

Lord  Brougham,  on  the  other  hand, 
is  guiltless  of  1806,  at  which  period 
he  was  neither  in  Parliament  nor  in 
office,  but  he  was  a  participator  with 
Mr  Canning  in  1827.  True,  he  held 
no  office  known  in  the  red  book,  but 
he  was  dictator  over  the  adhering 
Whigs,  and  was  a  party  to  all  their 
pledges,  or  rather  to  their  forfei- 
tures. 

Lord  Lansdowne,  Lord  Carlisle, 
Lord  Melbourne,  Mr  Stanley,  were 
all  members  of  the  government  of 
1827 ;  Lord  Holland  was  an  adhe- 
rent of  the  government  of  Mr  Can- 
ning, and  was  near  becoming  a  mem- 
ber of  the  government  of  Lord  Gode- 
rich. 

I  do  not  wish  to  push  beyond  truth 
and  propriety,  the  argument  drawn 
from  their  junction  with  Mr  Canning 
in  1827.  I  do  not  identify  all  those 
who  belonged  to  it,  with  all  the  mea- 
sures of  all  the  governments  in  which 
Mr  Canning  had  had  a  principal 
share.  But  I  do  contend  that  those 
Whigs,  who  consented  to  serve  un- 
der Mr  Canning,  without  obtaining 
any  one  concession  to  Whig  princi- 
ples, but  on  the  other  hand  pledging 
themselves  to  oppose  some  favourite 
Whig  measures,  have  no  right  to  talk 
of  Tory  rule,  as  the  abomination 
from  which  Whigs  delivered  us.  Oh ! 
but,  say  they,  Mr  Canning  was  a  libe- 
ral. Will  they  mention  any  one  mea- 
sure of  restraint  upon  liberty  adopt- 
ed by  Mr  Pitt  or  Lord  Castlereagh, — 


[May, 

any  one  measure  of  these  which  have 
been  considered  as  hostile  to  the 
people's  rights,  of  which  Mr  Canning 
was  not  the  defender  or  adviser  ? 
That,  in  commercial  policy,  he  was 
on  the  liberal  side,  I  admit ;  read 
his  well-known  speech  of  1826,  and 
say  whether  this  is  part  of  the  Whig 
system.  To  Mr  Canning's  exposi- 
tion of  the  anti-liberal  policy  of  the 
Whigs,  I  beg  to  add  the  fact,  which 
escaped  his  observation,  that  the  pro- 
hibition of  Foreign  Silks,  the  very 
point  lately  in  dispute,  was  the  work 
of  Lord  Rockingham'and  his  Whig 
colleagues  in  1766.*  But  upon  all 
the  questions  which  separate  Whig 
and  Tory,  he  was  a  stanch  and  un- 
compromising Tory.  The  Whigs, 
who  joined  him,  may  be  blameless, 
or  meritorious ;  but  they  cannot,  in 
common  honesty,  assert  the  exclu- 
sive purity  of  Whig  principles,  or 
flourish  upon  the  abolition  of  Tory 
Misrule. 

If  this  be  true  of  these  conforming 
Whigs,  how  much  more  so  is  it  of  the 
Tories,  who  have  reciprocated  the 
compliment,  by  joining  the  Whig  go- 
vernment,— Lord  Palmerston,  Lord 
Goderich,  and  Mr  Grant!  I  know 
that  Lord  Goderich  was  in  the  habit 
of  calling  himself  a  Whig;  but  he 
was  the  bosom  friend  of  Lord  Castle- 
reagh, and  was,  as  well  as  the  other 
two,  a  steady  co-operator  in  the  mea- 
sures, which,  according  to  the  posi- 
tion which  I  combat,  constituted  mis- 
rule. Are  these  three  gentlemen 
ready  to  admit  that  they  had  hereto- 
fore been  the  advocates  of  a  system 
of  error  ?  If  so,  the  people  may  per- 
haps be  satisfied  to  have  their  ser- 
vices as  able  men,  but  certainly  will 
not  rely  upon  them  with  confidence 
for  the  maintenance  of  their  new 
principles.  And  really  this  Cabinet 
is  a  curious  piece  of  political  ma- 
chinery, if  one  set  of  Ministers  aban- 
doned their  Whig  principles  to  a 
Tory  chief,  and  another  sacrificed 
their  Tory  predilections  at  the  com- 
mand of  a  Whig  leader  ! 

Let  any  man  infer  from  this,  if  he 
pleases,  Uiat  WThiggery  and  Toryism 
are  nonsensical  and  fanciful  distinc- 
tions ;  but  then  let  us  not  hear  pf 
Tory  Misrule. 

I  fear  that  I  have  omitted  one  Mi- 


*  6  Geo.  III.  c.  28. 


1832.] 


Tory  Misrule. 


779 


nister,  who  belongs  to  none  of  the 
classes  which  I  have  described— 

"  None  but  himself  can  be  his  parallel"— 
the  Duke  of  Richmond, — but  I  will 
not  expose  you  to  the  danger  of  a 
prosecution  for  libel ! 

Such  being  the  Whig  Ministers,  let 
us  consider,  who  and  what  are  the 
leaders  of  the  Opposition  ?  Have 
they,  when  in  power,  been  guilty  of 
that  misrule,  which  ought  to  place 
them  below  the  Whigs  in  public  con- 
fidence, or  exclude  them  from  the 
government  of  the  country  ? 

Sir,  I  ask  the  least  candid  Whig 
who  writes  for  the  Edinburgh  Re- 
view, to  name  to  me  the  administra- 
tion, from  the  days  of  Lord  Burghley 
to  those  of  Earl  Grey,  which,  judged 
by  their  acts,  have  stronger  claim  to 
the  appellation  of  "Liberal,"  in  its 
most  modern  and  extended  sense, 
than  that  of  the  Duke  of  Wellington  ? 
Let  me  not  be  told,  that  the  illustrious 
Duke  was  the  associate  of  Metter- 
nich,  that  he  carried  into  the  Cabinet 
the  discipline  of  the  camp,  that  he 
is  abrupt  in  his  manner,  or  peremp- 
tory in  his  commands.  I  must  not 
be  told  that  he  might  have  done  this 
thing  a  little  better,  or  carried  that 
measure  somewhat  farther ;  my  de- 
mand is  for  a  comparison ;  and  I 
would  be  told  of  the  Minister,  who 
did  more  for  religious  liberty,  more 
for  public  economy  ;  less  for  minis- 
terial patronage,  less  for  arbitrary 
power. 

He  carried  the  Catholic  question, 
which  no  Minister,  however  pledged, 
had  attempted; — he  did  not,  it  is 
true,  until  compelled  by  the  House 
of  Commons,  repeal  the  Test  Act. 
Did  Lord  Rockingham?  did  Mr  Fox? 
and  did  not  Lord  Lansdowne,  and 
the  conforming  Whigs  of  1827,  pledge 
themselves  to  oppose  it  ? 

He  reduced  salaries,  and  abolish- 
ed places,  so  largely,  according  to  the 
plea  of  his  successors,  as  to  leave 
them  little  to  do ;  but  certainly  more 
'largely  than  any  of  his  predecessors. 
Was  his  administration  marked  by 
one  arbitrary  measure  ?  Was  there 
in  practice,  or  in  legislation,  any  one 
extension  of  prerogative; — one  coun- 


teraction of  commercial  freedom  ; — • 
one  extension  of  criminal  law  ? 

The  Duke's  most  captious  accuser 
can  only  rest  upon  East  Retford, 
and  the  Navy  Board  pensions.  I  do 
not  intend  to  discuss  Reform,  which, 
in  truth,  is  not  a  point  of  compari- 
son with  former  times;  but  East 
Retford  is  simply  this:  It  was  de- 
termined, of  two  franchises  expected 
to  be  disposable,  to  grant  one  to  a 
town,  and  the  other  to  the  country; 
the  bill  for  disposing  of  the  former 
franchise,  was  lost  in  the  Lords' 
House,  and  Ministers  did  not  change 
the  destination  of  the  other!  This 
is  the  simple  story,  divested  of  its 
posthumous  importance.  There  may 
have  been  a  mistake,  or  an  untoward 
event,  but  certainly  no  comparative 
misrule. 

The  other  grand  instance  of  the 
Tory  Misrule  of  the  Duke  of  Wel- 
lington, I  am  almost  ashamed  to 
mention  among  matters  of  import- 
ance. Trusting  that  the  business  of 
the  navy  might  be  conducted  by  a 
smaller  number  of  Commissioners, 
he  reduced  two  : — and  to  these  two, 
according  to  an  invariable  practice, 
he  assigned  pensions,  to  be  held  so 
long  as  they  should  remain  unem- 
ployed. No  committee  of  enquiry 
had  recommended  the  reduction;  it 
was  a  spontaneous  act  of  a  retrench- 
ing government;  and  if  these  gentle- 
men had  been  left  in  possession  of 
their  unnecessary  offices,  and  their 
full  salaries,  the  Wellington  adminis- 
tration would  have  been  without 
reproach.  But  they  happened  to  be 
the  sons  of  Cabinet  Ministers ;  that 
is,  they  were,  first,  persons  whom  a 
government  inclined  to  favouritism, 
and  patronage  would  have  left  in  the 
enjoyment  of  their  emoluments ; 
and,  secondly,  they  were  persons, 
whose  pensions  could  not  operate  for 
the  influence  of  Government — and 
this  is  an  aggravation !  I  beg  par- 
don for  taking  up  so  much  time  with 
this  piece  of  trifling. 

Passing  to  the  other  great  leader 
of  Opposition,  I  ask,  wherein  consists 
the  instances  of  misrule  exhibited  by 
Sir  Robert  Peel  ?*  Will  any  member 


*  The  late  Cabinet  consisted  of  Lord  Lyndhurst,  Lord  Bathurst,  Lord  Rosslyn, 
the  Duke  of  Wellington,  Lord  Aberdeen,  Lord  Melville,  Lord  Ellenborough,  Sir 
Robert  Peel,  Mr  Goulburn,  Mr  Herries,  Sir  George  Murray. 


780  Tory  Misrule. 

of  the  present  Government,  from 
Lord  Brougham  downwards,  assert 
that  his  principles  were  otherwise 
than  wise,  liberal,  and  successful ? 
Of  the  other  members  of  the  Cabi- 
net, the  greater  part  also  belonged, 
with  him,  to  the  government  of  Lord 
Liverpool.  Of  the  Ministers  who 
were  newer  in  office,  one  is  a  most 
respectable  Whig;  and,  unless  in 
respect  of  Free  Trade,  wherein  there 
may  have  been  a  slight  shade  of  dif- 
ference, not,  however,  interrupting 
the  uniformity  of  measures,  the  late 
Government  was  eminent  for  its  una- 
nimity. But  comparison  of  prin- 
ciples between  the  late  and  the  pre- 
sent Government  is  unnecessary; 
seeing  that  the  more  considerable 
among  their  Whig  successors  had 
certainly  no  indisposition  to  unite 
with  them,  and  that  they  did,  in  fact, 
concur  with  them  upon  all,  except 
small  matters  of  detail;  trivial  in 
themselves,  though  important  in 
their  consequences.  I  cannot  advert 
to  this  concurrence  without  one 
word  on  foreign  affairs.  Observing 
that  in  the  administration  of  domes- 
tic affairs,  Lord  Grey's  Cabinet  at- 
tempted no  improvement  or  change 
in  the  supposed  misrule  of  the  Duke 
of  Wellington,  and  availing  itself  of 
the  secrecy  used  in  diplomacy,  the 
Whig  press  lamented,  day  by  day, 
the  embarrassment  occasioned  by 
the  Tory  management  of  the  affairs 
of  Belgium;  little  dreaming  that 
Lord  Grey  was  preparing  an  ample 
though  tardy  acknowledgment  of 
concurrence  and  approbation  in  the 
whole  course  of  the  negotiation 
conducted  by  the  Duke  of  Welling- 
ton and  Lord  Aberdeen  !  Where, 
then,  shall  we  look,  in  principle  or 
in  practice,  for  the  superiority  of 
Whiggish  rule  ? 

It  may  be  true,  that  Sir  Robert 
Peel  had  not,  on  the  Treasury  bench, 
as  much  assistance  in  debate  as  he 
himself  had  rendered  to  Mr  Can- 
ning; the  Tory  Ministers,  it  is  ad- 
mitted, supplied  but  one  great  speak- 
er ; — how  many  are  now  to  be  count- 
ed among  the  Whigs  ?  The  present 
Government,  in  the  House  of  Com- 
mons, is  scarcely  equal  in  oratory, 
and  far  inferior  in  every  other  sort 
of  parliamentary  qualification,  to  the 
superseded  and  calumniated  Tories. 
Assuredly,  there  are  those  among  the 
present  Ministers  who  owe  their  pro- 


[May, 


motion  to  their  eloquence ;  but  it  is 
gone]  From  some,  because  they 
cannot  accommodate  it  to  the  change 
of  principle  and  vote ;  from  others, 
because,  having  only  that  low  species 
of  talent  which  feeds  upon  misrepre- 
sentation and  obloquy,  they  are 
powerless  in  defence,  and  weak  in 
explanation. 

Those  among  the  Ministers  who 
do  speak,  have  wisely  discontinued 
the  practice,  in  which  they  shewed, 
at  first,  some  disposition  to  indulge, 
of  tracing  their  difficulties  to  the 
misrule  of  former  governments.  But, 
of  the  absence  of  any  real  excuse  for 
them,  they  have  afforded  evidence, 
more  effectual  than  their  silence. 
They  have  not  proposed  a  single 
measure  for  correcting  the  supposed 
abuses;  they  have  not  altered  the 
system  of  government,  or  the  course 
of  policy.  A  few  retrenchments  of 
expenditure,  some  of  them  of  ex- 
tremely questionable  propriety,  fur- 
nishes the  whole  history  of  their  do- 
mestic administration.  They  have  in- 
creased the  forces,  upon  the  grounds 
upon  which  former  augmentations 
have  been  defended ;  they  have  up- 
on them,  and  in  every  other  topic, 
fallen  at  once  into  precisely  the  same 
course  of  argument,  which  for  years 
they  had  reprobated  or  ridiculed,  as 
the  common-place  of  Ministers.  They 
have  even  found  it  necessary  to  match 
what  they  used  to  call  the  Dundas 
and  Bathurst  job,  in  giving  a  pen- 
sion of  L.2000  a-year  to  a  Whig  ad- 
herent, who  had  recently  been  pla- 
ced in  the  high  office  of  Chief  Baron 
of  the  Exchequer  in  Scotland,  for 
which,  however,  he  gave  up  no  pro- 
fession, or  other  office;  and  there- 
fore might,  much  more  reasonably 
than  the  dismissed  Commissioners  of 
the  Navy,  have  been  left  to  his  own 
resources.  hsifl 

Their  management  of  foreign  af- 
fairs has  been  ably  exposed  in  your 
pages ;  it  is,  however,  rather  diffi- 
cult to  treat  this  topic,  because  they 
have  adopted  a  system  of  reserve, 
going  far  beyond  Lord  Castlereagh 
or  Mr  Canning.  It  is  enough  for  me, 
that  Lord  Palmerston,  so  long  a  mem- 
ber of  a  Tory  government,  has  not 
ventured  to  justify  himself  at  the 
expense  of  lory  policy.  I  do  sus- 
pect, that  when  we  are  at  last  in- 
formed of  his  proceedings  in  respect 
of  Belgium,  Portugal,  and  the  Papal 


1832.]  Tory 

legations,  it  will  be  found  that  a  new 
policy  has  J>een  adopted  ;  and  that 
he  has  set  himself,  not  so  much 
against  the  mismanagement  of  an- 
cient Tories,  as  against  the  declara- 
tions of  modern  Whigs  ;  that  he  has 
thrown  aside  that  rule  of  non-  inter- 
vention which  Lord  Grey  establish- 
ed or  avowed  ;  and  has  mixed  up 
this  country  in  continental  affairs,  as 
intimately  as  when  the  Tories  made 
that  intermeddling  a  charge  against 
the  Walpoles  and  the  Whigs.  If  his 
intervention  should  lead  to  war,  the 
war  and  its  consequences  Avill  not 
be  owing  to  Tory  Ministers  or  Tory 
politics  ;  if  war  do  not  ensue,  it  will 
be  because  our  high-minded  Minis- 
ters have  taken  care,  in  maintenance 
of  the  "  Balance  of  Power"  —  the  old 
watchword  of  the  Whigs  —  to  ally 
themselves  with  the  more  powerful 
states  for  the  oppression  of  the 
weaker.  If  herein  they  cannot  shew 
that  they  have  improved  upon  Tory 
policy,  we  shall  find  it,  I  candidly 
admit,  quite  as  difficult  to  find  their 
prototypes  in  the  catalogue  of  Whig 
statesmen.  It  is  only  by  the  unna- 
tural union  between  the  disciple  of 
Mr  Canning  and  his  bitter  adver- 
sary, that  this  unmanly  policy  could 
have  been  produced. 

<?'Ifi97  TOt 

Hfi    b^UOibh  'I- 


Misrule. 


781 


I  have  already,  perhaps,  taken  up 
too  much  space  in  combating  a  sense- 
less notion ;  had  I  been  less  unwill- 
ing to  occupy  pages,  which,  but  for 
me,  might  have  served  more  usefully 
our  great  cause,  I  could  have  multi- 
plied the  proofs  of  that  corporate 
self-delusion  which  characterises  the 
Whigs,  to  which  there  is  nothing 
similar  on  this  side  of  the  Atlantic. 
But  I  hope  that  the  sketch  which  I 
have  given  of  Whig  and  Tory  his- 
tory, will  shew  that  his  Majesty's 
present  Ministers  must  stand  or  fall 
by  their  own  merits.  They  cannot 
claim  the  honours,  if  any  there  be, 
belonging  to  exclusive  Whigs;  nor 
honestly  boast  of  being  guiltless  of 
former  misrule.  Whigs  and  Tories 
have  in  their  turn  done  well ;  and 
both  have  at  times  done  ill.  Adopt- 
ing the  designation  of  Tory,  as  a  sim- 
ple symbol  of  abhorrence  of  revolu- 
tionary measures,  and  of  disgust  with 
the  vain  pretensions  of  the  Whigs, 
I,  for  one,  remain, 

Sir, 
Your  faithful  servant, 

A  TORY. 

London,  April  9,  1832. 


-. 
i  f>n: 

THE  SONG  OF  THE  GIFTED. 

-neq  K  •sai'ri-g  a'i    • 

BY  MRS  HESIANS. 

-nlq  fl99(f  xfifwosi  bsrf  o 

nn'lRli  1f)frO  1o  S^rfku  That  voice  re-racasures 

Whatever  tones  and  melancholy  pleasures 

The  thing-  of  naturft  utter;  birds  or  trees, 
-O'lQ  On  qu  87mi  M\   Of  where  the  tall  gr;>,ss  'mid  the  heath-plant  waves, 

rsrfj  bie  ;  aoffio    M™  <™d  mu8ic  thin  of  8"dden  b^e  '  COL£RIDGE. 

Xl<teaor;fi<vi  8-foai  thuai  tM%iia  oiot     10  si,. 

I  heard  a  song  upon  the  wandering  wind, 
A  song  of  many  tones—  though  one  full  soul 
Breathed  through  them  all  imploringly  ;  and  made 
All  nature  as  they  pass'd,  all  quivering  leaves     oa 
And  low  responsive  reeds  and  waters  thrill, 
As  with  the  consciousness  of  human  prayer,     frfcrf 
)3UB09d  ,ou_At  times  the  passion-kindled  melody 

Might  seem  to  gush  from  Sappho's  fervent  heart, 
Over  the  wild  sea-  wave  ;—  at  times  the  strain 
lot  lijJuon^FJow'd  with  more  plaintive  sweetness,  as  if  born 
0190115  gaol  03  .<f)f  Petrarch's  voice,  beside  the  lone  Vaucluse  ; 

isoioAnd  sometimes,  with  its  melancholy  swell, 
Ibaraid  A  graver  sound  was  mingled,  a  deep  notef  iciialai  IB!  b 
Of  Tasso's  holy  lyre  ;—  yet  still  the  tones 
Were  of  a  suppliant  ;—  "  Leave  me  not  /"  was  still 
The  burden  of  their  music  ;  and  I  knew 
. 


5 


782  The  Song  of  the  Gifted.  [May, 

The  lay  which  genius,  in  its  loneliness, 

Its  own  still  world  amidst  th'  o'erpeopled  world, 

Hath  ever  breathed  to  Love. 

They  crown  me  with  the  glistening  crown, 

Borne  from  a  deathless  tree  ; 
I  hear  the  pealing  music  of  renown— 

0  Love !  forsake  me  not ! 
Mine  were  a  lone  dark  lot, 

Bereft  of  thee ! 

They  tell  me  that  my  soul  can  throw 

A  glory  o'er  the  earth; 

From  thee,  from  thee,  is  caught  that  golden  glow ! 
Shed  by  thy  gentle  eyes 
It  gives  to  flower  and  skies, 
A  bright,  new  birth  ! 

Thence  gleams  the  path  of  morning, 
Over  the  kindling  hills,  a  sunny  zone  ! 

Thence  to  its  heart  of  hearts,  the  Rose  is  burning 
With  lustre  not  its  own ! 
Thence  every  wood-recess 
Is  fiU'd  with  loveliness, 
Each  bower,  to  ringdoves  and  dim  violets  known. 

I  see  all  beauty  by  the  ray 
That  streameth  from  thy  smile ; 
Oh  !  bear  it,  bear  it  not  away  I 

Can  that  sweet  light  beguile  ? 
Too  pure,  too  spirit-like,  it  seems, 
To  linger  long  by  earthly  streams  j 

1  clasp  it  with  th'  alloy 

Of  fear  'midst  quivering  joy, 
Yet  must  I  perish  if  the  gift  depart—- 
Leave me  not,  Love !  to  mine  own  beating  heart ! 

The  music  from  my  lyre 
"With  thy  swift  step  would  flee ; 

The  world's  cold  breath  would  quench  the  starry  fire 
In  my  deep  soul — a  temple  fill'd  with  thee! 
Seal'd  would  the  fountains  lie, 
The  waves  of  harmony, 
Which  thou  alone  canst  free! 

Like  a  shrine  'midst  rocks  forsaken, 

Whence  the  oracle  hath  fled  ; 
Like  a  harp  which  none  might  waken 

But  a  mighty  master  dead; 
Like  the  vase  of  a  perfume  scatter'd, 

Such  would  my  spirit  be  ; 
So  mute,  so  void,  so  shatter'd, 

Bereft  of  thee  I 

T  ./.      ,    • 

Leave  me  not,  Love  !  or  if  this  earth 

Yield  not  for  thee  a  home, 
If  the  bright  summer-land  of  thy  pure  birth 

Send  thee  a  silvery  voice  that  whispers — "  Come  /" 
Then,  with  the  glory  from  the  rose, 

With  the  sparkle  from  the  stream, 
With  the  light  thy  rainbow-presence  throws 

Over  the  poet's  dream  ; 
With  all  th'  Elysian  hues 
Thy  pathway  that  suffuse,         '•  " 

With  joy,  with  music,  from  the  fading  gt'tfve* 

Take  me,  too,  heavenward,  on  thy  wing,  sweet  LoVe ! 


1832.] 


Impressions  of  Edinbro*.     By  P.  Rooney,  Esq. 


783 


IMPRESSIONS  OF  EDINBRo'.     BV  P.  ROONEY,  ESQ. 


LETTER  FIRST, 


TO  THADEUS  MCVANE,  ESQ.  GLO'sTER  STREET,  DUBLIN. 

EDINBURGH,  April  3,  1832. 


DEAR  THADY, — I  promised  when 
last  we  parted,  to  send  you  my  first 
impressions  of  "  Auld  Reekie."  In 
the  name  o'  God  take  them  then,  but 
let  me  beg  that  you  will  give  me  all 
credit  for  candour,  and  believe  that 
I,  at  least,  set  down  nought  in  malice. 
I  am  well  aware  that  this  might  be 
doubtful  to  you,  unaccompanied  by 
the  above  profession,  when  you  call 
to  mind  our  last  long  talk  over  this 
subject-matter.  You  cannot  have 
forgotten  your  incredulity  on  that 
occasion,  or  my  half  sneer  over  the 
Scotch  description  of  the  Hyperbo- 
rean Athens,  which  we  perused  to- 
gether, and  our  recapitulation,  by 
way  of  comparison,  of  all  the  splen- 
did points  of  our  own  Duab-lin. 

I  need  not  say  to  you,  Thady  dear, 
how  I  doat  upon  every  foot  of  that 
most  glorious  amphitheatre,  within 
whose  capacious  bosom  our  island's 
pride  lies  nestled;  nor  to  you  need  I 
speak  of  the  love  I  cherish  for  every 
green  valley,  dark  loch,  and  bold 
hill,  from  Wexford  to  "  Ould 
Howth;" — apropos  of  hills,  we'll  e'en 
begin  with  them,  because  on  that 
head  we  beat  this  country  hollow. 
I'm  not  going,  mind,  to  say  a  word 
about  elevations,  or  the  number  of 
feet  above  sea  level ;  to  the  devil 
or  any  other  engineer  with  all  such 
formalities!  When  I  once  fix  my  eyes 
upon  the  mountain  top,  it  never  oc- 
curs to  me  to  regulate  my  admira- 
tion, by  trigonometrical  survey,  or 
calculate  the  sum  of  my  admiration 
to  a  foot. 

In  my  mind,  then,  Thady,  these 
Scottish  hills  are  tame,  when  com- 
pared with  those  tossed  so  plenti- 
fully about  the  counties  of  Wicklow 
and  Dublin,  lacking  their  rich  ver- 
dure when  clothed,  their  decided 
and  iron  aspect  when  naked.  Here, 
no  tall  trees  shoot  up,  as  with  us, 
green,  bright,  and  living,  from  every 
cleft;  nor  do  you  see  any  of  our 
perpendicular  masses  of  unleavened 


swart  rock,  glowing  against  the  sun 
like  walls  of  solid  metal. 

These  hills,  too,  lack  the  endless 
variety  of  outline,  the  Asiatic  aspect, 
which  those  of  Wicklow  so  striking- 
ly display,  where  one  sees  some,  lift- 
ed towards  heaven  graceful  and 
spire-like,  bearing  their  sharp  cone 
crowns  proudly  erect, — others,  well 
canted  over  to  one  side,  as  if  reeling 
from  a  debauch — some,  saddle-back- 
ed, undulate  along,  green,  smooth, 
and  soft, — others,  in  the  same  group, 
flat  and  table-topped,  cut  the  bright 
blue  sky  with  their  hard  level  lines. 
It  occurred  to  me,  Thady,  as  I  com- 
pared these  hills  of  ours,  so  well  re- 
membered, with  those  of  Lothian, 
amongst  which  I  journeyed  in  ap- 
proaching Edinburgh — it  struck  me, 
I  say,  as  I  gazed  upon  those  before 
me,  and  recalled  the  others  so  far 
away,  that  they  afforded  no  such  ill 
example  of  the  widely  differing  cha- 
racteristics of  the  two  nations.  Our 
hills,  taken  separately,  offering  a 
thousand  charms,  a  thousand  attrac- 
tions, to  the  passing  stranger,  when 
more  closely  viewed  are  found  to 
be  unlinked  and  riotous,  fantastic 
and  loose  in  the  detail,  having  one 
common  origin,  it  is  true,  but  seem- 
ingly but  ill  adjusted  for  any  com- 
mon purpose. 

Those  of  Scotland,  on  the  other 
hand,  although  far  less  pleasing,  and 
also,  on  a  first  glance,  far  less  im- 
posing, being  each  more  like  the 
other,  are  yet  felt,  upon  closer  in- 
spection, to  be  true  part  and  parcel 
of  one  well-jointed  design.  Like 
their  sons  in  their  awakened  might, 
they  rise,  dark,  stern,  and  stubborn, 
the  immovable  guardians  of  the 
soil  that  bears  them  ;  little  attractive, 
if  taken  in  detail  and  singly  viewed, 
but  most  admirable  indeed,  when 
contemplated  in  their  banded  ma- 
jesty. Mind,  I  speak  only  of  my  irn- 
pressions,  and  that  these  are  strictly 
limited  to  what  fell  beneath  my  ken, 


784  Impressions  of  Edi>tbro\ 

on  the  line  of  march  I  followed, 
which  was  by  way  of  Carlisle,  and 
across  the  Esk,  through  Evvesdale,  to 
Hawick,  &c. 

One  grateful  word  I  must  give  in 
passing  to  the  Esk,  for  but  rarely 
have  I  looked  on  any  more  attractive 
river.  In  some  places  its  bed  is 
even,  and  its  banks  verdant  to  the 
very  water  edge  ;  in  others,  a  deep- 
cut,  rugged  course,  strewn  with  the 
wreck  of  ages,  giving  to  the  stream 
an  altered  character  at  each  short 
turn. 

Here,  it  sweeps  by,  smooth,  deep, 
and  dark,  shadowed  by  its  antique 
trees  ;  a  little  way  further  on,  it 
ruffles  hurried,  and  vexed,  over  a 
high  bank  of  small  round  pebbles, 
that  shine  through  the  limpid  ripple 
like  any  diamonds.  Again,  a  few 
yards  onward,  and  you  meet  the 
river  rushing  towards  you  with  a 
changed  aspect.  It  now  foams  and 
roars  in  its  anger,  cumbered,  like 
other  conquerors,  by  its  own  tri- 
umphs; it  now  boils  against,  and 
whirls  about,  huge  masses  of  fallen 
rock,  the  proud  trophies  of  many  a 
winter  war,  when,  in  its  gathered 
strength,  it  battles  with  the  moun- 
tains, through  which  it  ever  "  bear- 
like"  must  fight  its  seaward  course. 

You  cannot  imagine,  my  dear 
Thady,  any  thing  more  lovely,  more 
lonely,  than  some  bits  about  this 
river.  God  forgive  me,  but,  as  we 
journeyed  by  it,  I  caught  myself  in- 
wardly wishing,  more  than  once,  that 
four  red  wheels,  picked  out  black, 
had  never  yet  rattled  over  its  course ; 
and  truly,  in  this,  I  found  that  the 
bridges  at  least  sympathized  with 
my  reeling,  for  nothing  can  well  be 
more  determined  than  the  opposition 
they  offer  to  these  newfangled  ma- 
chines, for  which,  it  is  plain  to  be 
seen,  they  never  were  designed. 

I  involuntarily  blessed  their  old 
grey  Tory  faces,  for  their  sturdy  re- 
jection of  this  Reform,  and  again 
wished  that  the  ground  was  yet  de- 
bateable,  and  Johnny  Armstrong's 
grey  tower  in  his  own  good  keeping. 

Oh,  Thady  !  man,  f  hady  !  what  a 
glorious  sight  it  must  have  been,  in 
the  wild  manfu'  days  of  raid  and  reft, 
to  have  beheld  on  a  spring  morning 
a  band  of  hungry  Scotch  Borderers, 
hurruishing  a  drove  of  fat  Saxon 
cattle  through  some  ford  of  this  same 
stream ! 


By  P.  Rooney,  Esq.  [May, 

In  the  valley,  the  night  dew,  yet 
sprinkling  chilly  from  every  shaken 
leaf  and  blade,  and  overhead  the 
newly  risen  sun,  changing  the  lifted 
mist  on  the  mountain  to  a  mantle  of 
silver — whilst,  hurrying  through  the 
pass,  come  Home  and  Heron,  Max- 
well and  Scott,  braid  bonnets  and 
bared  legs,  waving  plaids,  and  glit- 
tering pikes. 

The  wild  gillies,  scrambling  about 
in  the  water,  fiercely  pricking  on- 
ward the  weary  unwilling  kine,  yet 
looking  anxious  back,  and  lowing 
mournfully  for  their  native  pasture; 
the  gentler  horsemen  closing  up 
the  rear,  ami  making  many  a  care- 
ful cast  behind,  well  knowing  that 
keen  eyes  and  ready  hands  were  on 
their  spur. 

Picture  to  yourself  at  such  a  mo- 
ment a  sudden  clatter  of  fast  coming 
riders,  and  then  the  shout  of  "« 
Thirlwall"  or  "  an  Armstrong"  or 
other  bold  Border  name,  ringing 
from  the  English  bank,  and  right 
promptly  answered  by  the  Scottish 
Horns,  and  the  various  slogan  of  the 
septs,  till  the  mountain  echoes,  start- 
led in  their  caves,  shriek  back  the 
fierce  defiance. 

Fancy  the — but  where  the  devil 
am  1  galloping  to  ?  I  set  out  by 
promising,  and  intending  simply  to 
give  you  my  impressions  of  "  Edin- 
bro'  town,"  and  her"e  I  am,  dashing 
through  the  waters  of  the  Esk,  yell- 
ing barbarous  cris  de  guerre,  and 
striking  in,  with  close-set  teeth, 
amidst  a  Border  onslaught,  where  for 
every  bullock  to  be  knocked  in  the 
head,  two  tall  men  were  presently 
brained. 

Marry,  were  oxen  as  high-priced 
in  these  degenerate  days,'  it  would 
be  needful  to  lengthen  Lent,  since  I 
fear  me  there  would  be  few  bidders. 
Beef  would,  doubtless,  be  a  great 
rarity  amongst  us  peaceable  folk  ; 
or,  as  Mr  Hood  would  say,  we  should 
soon  fall  short  of  even  a  short-rib. 

But  to  go  onward — having  paid 
tribute  to  the  fair  Esk,  the  which  I 
could  not  resist.  If  old  surly  Sam 
o'  Litchfield  marched  into  the  land 
by  this  route,  I  could  almost  pardon 
the  learned  Bear  his  jaundiced  pic- 
ture of  Scotia's  barrenness;  for  sure- 
ly nothing,  in  appearance,  can  be 
less  fertile  than  the  succession  of 
bare  mountain  and  bleak  valley, 
which,  if  we  except  the  passage  of 


1832.]  Impressions  of  Edinbro\ 

the  Ettrick,  is  little  varied  from  hence 
to  "  Fushie Inn"  where,  by  the  way 
of  nota,  let  me  say  there  is  to  be  seen 
a  very  pretty  Scotch  lassie,  a  very 
picturesque-looking  old  landlady, 
with  Whiggery  enough  for  the  whole 
Covenant,  devoted  to  posting  and 
reform,  and  bearing  for  her  sign  a 
very  quaint  conceit,  for  painted 
thereon  is  a  dog,  by  name  "  Bucli" 
who  is  made,  nothing  loath,  to  wish 
Fushie  "  Good-luck"  a  wish  which 
every  looker-on  is,  at  least,  sure  to 
repeat. 

From  the  hill  above  this  place  the 
pulse  begins  to  increase  its  action, 
and  every  added  mile  gives  birth  to 
some  new  interest.  To  the  right 
towers  Arthur's  lofty  seat,  up  comes 
on  the  mind,  Holyrood,  Anthony's 
Chapel,  and  the  hundred  other  ima- 
ges they  conjure  in  their  train.  To 
the  left  darkles  the  Castle,  recalling 
the  Bruce — the  Douglas — Kirkaldy's 
loyal  defence  and  luckless  end. 

Beyond  range  the  Pentlands,  the 
stern  witness  of  Clavers'  murders, 
and  the  eternal  monument  of  his  vic- 
tims. I  wonder  did  the  Church's 
Captain  ever  dream  that  time  might 
come  when  the  humble  Covenanters' 
graves  would  be  remembered  and 
famous,  whilst  that  of  the  proud  Dun- 
dee should  afford  a  subject  of  dis- 
pute to  the  antiquary  alone  ? 

But  I  must  pull  in,  and  not  di- 
late so;  the  fact  is,  Thady,  a  man 
feels  fairly  inspired  in  this  region,— 
at  least  I  pity  him  who  does  not  so 
feel.  It  is  a  land  of  romance,  and 
one  yields  helplessly  and  wholly  to 
its  influence. 

Nearing  the  city,  I  was  at  first 
hugely  reminded  of  dear  Dublin  ; 
the  low  stone-cabins,  cherished  dirt- 
heaps,  and  duck,  or  pig-puddles, 
light-haired  unkempt  maidens,  and 
sturdy  shoeless  urchins,  all  filth  and 
frolic,  together  with  the  lofty  gar- 
den-walls, and  square-built  houses 
of  the  better  sort,  all  came  in  aid  of 
the  resemblance;  but,  once  within 
the  suburb  of  Newington,  the  com- 
parison would  be  "  odorous,"  as  Mrs 
M.  says. 

Such  plain  good  taste  in  design, 
such  neatness,  such  cleanliness^  such 
a  general  air  of  comfort,  in  short,  is, 
in'my  mind,  offered  by  no  other  en- 
trance to  any  capital  city  it  has  been 
my  lot  to  visit,  and  they  have  not 
been  few.  Well,  from  this  onward 
VOL,  XXXI,  NO,  CXCIV. 


By  P.  Rooney,  Esq.  765 

the  scene  gradually  changed,  beco- 
ming more  and  more  striking,  and 
also  more  inspiring ;  for  it  was  Sab- 
bath-day, and  hitherto  all  had  been 
quiet,  voiceless,  and  even  solitary ; 
but,  as  the  Mail  drove  leisurely  on, 
the  churches  were  pouring  forth 
their  congregations ! — Oh,  Thady,  my 
dear  fellow,  when  shall  we  feast  our 
eyes  and  hearts,  in  our  own  city,  on 
such  an  unmixed  assemblage  of  well 
clad  people,  as  that  which  I  then 
beheld  crowding  the  wide  streets  of 
this ! 

I  turned  to  all  sides  ;  I  lifted  my 
eyes  from  one  well-dressed  group, 
and  they  lighted  only  upon  the  like. 
I  was  sensibly  moved  by  this  air  of 
general  and  equal  ease  and  comfort. 
"  Where,"  I  asked  of  a  person  seat- 
ed behind  me,  who  had  been  civilly 
pointing  out  the  lions, — "  where,"  I 
asked,  "  are  your  poor  ?" 

"  They're  just  here,  about  you  !" 
he  replied,  accompanying  his  an- 
swer, as  I  thought,  with  a  smile  of 
pride,  which  I  at  once  envied  and 
admired.  "  These,"  he  went  on, 
"  are  all,  or  mostly,  artisans,  and 
work-people  of  one  kind  or  other ; 
we  are  not  yet  come  to  the  fashion- 
able end  of  the  town." 

Well,  on  we  rolled.  We  passed 
along  the  vast  dry  bridge  that  crosses 
the  North  Loch,  connecting  the  Old 
with  the  New  Town.  We  turned 
short  by  the  right,  halting  at  the 
Post-office. 

Full  before  me  rose  the  Calton- 
hill.  My  eyes  swept  upwards  along 
the  noble  street,  glanced  by  the  mo- 
nument of  Dugald  Stewart,  and  rest- 
ed on  the  front  of  the  Parthenon; 
they  were  feasted,  filled  full  with 
beauty.  Nelson's  Monument  I  might 
also  have  seen ;  but,  after  one  glance, 
I  would  not  again  see  it — I  forgot  it 
— I  shut  it  out  from  my  soul's  sight, 
and  the  retina  refused  again  to  reflect 
the  only  blot  on  a  scene  so  perfect- 
so  matchless.  'Twas  the  only  fault, 
and,  like  the  Recording  Angel,  (not  to 
speak  it  profanely,)  I  feel  that  I  ought 
to  drop  a  tear  upon  the  page,  and  blot 
out  its  remembrance  for  ever ;  but, 
alas,  /  am  no  angel,  Ted,  as  you  well 
know;  besides,  I  promised  you  my 
true  impressions,  and  false  recorder 
you  shall  never  call  me, — tasteless 
you  may,  perchance,  when  one  day 
you  look  on  this  object  of  my  dis- 
like, To  which  I  answer,  each  man 
3E 


786  Impressions  of  Edinbro* . 

to  his  humour ;  and  perhaps  I  may 
yet  return  to  this  same  monument, 
when  in  one  more  reasonable  than 
at  present, 

Well,  I  at  length  was  set  down  at 
the  coach-office.  I  clomb  the  steep 
hill,  stared  at  the  Record-hall,  wend- 
ed at  the  heels  of  my  Hielan  porter 
up  Prince's  Street,  looking  mighty 
like  a  Kerry  cow  in  the  middle  of 
College-green,  all  dust  and  bewilder- 
ment.and  at  length  was  safely  housed 
at  Mackay's  Hotel,  after  bumping 
against  several  gude  folk,  through 
star-gazing  at  the  near  Castle,  and 
thinking  of  "  Oliver  Cromwell,  that 
did  it  so  pummel,"  as  he  did  poor 
Lady  Jeffries,  "  till  he  made  a  great 
breach,  right  into  her  battlement." 


By  P.  Rooney,  Esq. 


[May, 


So  ends  my  first  chapter;  and 
whether  I  "  go  an"  or  no,  must  de- 
pend upon  your  gratitude,  my  hu- 
mour, Scottish  sunshine,  and  a  few 
other  chances,  all  equally  uncertain 
and  undependable. 

Adieu,  Thadeus,  darlin' — Excuse 
much  of  this,  as,  in  serious  truth, 
I'm  not  yet  quite  sane;  I'll  strive  to 
sober  me  down  by  my  next,  making 
this  strange  gay  garment  cleave  bet- 
ter to  me  "  by  the  aid  of  use." 
Always  yours, 

PATRICK  ROONEY. 

Mackay's  Hotel, 

Prince's  Street. 


LETTER  II. 


DEAR  THADY,— Since  writing  my 
last,  I  have  become  as  familiar  with 
Edinbro',  as  a  man  may  well  be  with 
BO  large  a  space  in  so  short  a  time. 
But  with  cities  as  with  men,  an  agree- 
able first  impression  mightily  facili- 
tates intercourse,  ripening  the  ac- 
quaintanceship of  a  day  into  an  ease 
and  cordiality  which  a  knowledge  of 
years  fails  to  produce,  when,  on  the 
other  hand,  coldness  or  formality 
chances  to  cloud  the  introduction. 

It  is  pleasant,  either  in  the  case  of 
men  or  cities,  to  feel  that  closer  ac- 
quaintanceship has  failed  to  undo  the 
charm,  which  novelty  at  first,  per- 
chance, helped  to  weave ;  and  still 
more  pleasant  to  be  able  to  assert, 
that  familiar  intercourse  has  but 
served  to  confirm  the  predilection. 

Just  in  this  humour,  then,  do  I  sit 
down  to  pen  for  you,  my  second 
batch  of  Impressions.  I  have,  then, 
Thady,  wandered  about  here  ac- 
cording to  my  restless  habit,  and 
have  seen  more  to  admire  than  might 
justly  be  described  under  the  head  I 
have  selected,  as  best  suited  to  a  fly- 
ing traveller :  comprehending  a  light 
but  vigorous  glance,  that,  aided  "by 
an  imagination  alive  to  the  subject, 
and  prepared  to  deal  with  it, snatches 
most  of  what  is  boldest  and  most  at- 
tractive, and  if  fearlessly  and  fairly 
transferred  to  paper,  often  affords  a 
sketch  as  satisfactory  as  more  la- 
boured efforts,  checked,  as  these  must 
be,  by  that  weight  of  responsibility 
which  pretension  always  incurs— 
But  to  my  task. 


In  the  first  place,  my  own  quar- 
ters— most  happily  situated — in  no 
slight  degree,  as  it  chanced,  served 
to  keep  the  flame  alive,  which  a  first 
glance  on  Edinburgh  had  kindled. 
Immediately  opposite  my  window, 
but  at  some  distance,  stand  groups 
of  buildings,  which  one  might  fancy 
belonging  to  some  Italian  city  of  the 
middle  ages — when  each  family  re- 
sidence was  a  stout  fortress,  planned 
and  raised  in  contemplation  of  a 
siege  from  Guelph  or  Ghibellirie, 
where  all  showed  solid,  stern,  and 
safe,  the  citizens'  only  aim  space  and 
security;  and  when  the  church  alone, 
sanctified  and  shielded  by  its  holy 
purpose,  could  venture  safely  to  in- 
dulge the  genius  of  the  architect,  and 
revel  in  luxuriant  external  orna- 
ment, fearless  and  fancy  free — such 
were  my  first  impressions,  as,  on  the 
evening  of  my  arrival,  I  stood  at  my 
window  communing  with  all  which  it 
commanded. 

The  country,  at  this  point,  was 
wholly  shut  out.  On  my  left  hand 
the  North  Bridge,  crossing  the  loch, 
with  the  tall  houses  which  form  the 
tete  dupont,  limited  my  view  in  that 
direction.  Immediately  in  front, 
looking  across  the  deep  chasm  of  the 
once  loch — half  veiled  in  the  grow- 
ing mist  of  evening,  and  by  the 
smoke  of  the  houses  below,  whose 
roofs  were  barely  visible — ran  en 
echellon,  a  succession  of  towering 

Sibles,  marking  the  course  of  the  old 
igh  street ;  broken  at  certain  dis- 
tances by  long  lines  of  heavy  ma- 


1832.]  Impressions  of  Edinlro*.     By  P.  Rooney^  Esq. 


sonry,  pierced  with  small  square  win- 
dows; in  many  of  which  lights  al- 
ready glimmered  ;  some,  as  it  were, 
rising  brightly  from  out  the  very 
earth,  others  twinkling  pale  and  star- 
like,  at  an  elevation  of  fifteen  stones. 
Here  and  there  a  conical  roof,  to- 
gether with  numberless  stacks  of 
chimneys,  chequered  the  line,  and, 
marked  against  the  clear  sky,  pro- 
duced the  effect  of  crenelled  battle- 
ments. 

On  the  extreme  right,  the  view  was 
flanked  high  overhead  by  the  Castle, 
a  more  picturesque  mass  than  which 
it  would  be  difficult  to  find.  Below, 
on  the  same  line  of  sight,  I  could 
just  include  the  building  of  the  So- 
ciety of  Artists,  looking  like  some 
temple  of  antiquity,  escaped  from 
the  ravages  of  Goth  and  Frank ;  the 
solitary  evidence  of  a  happier  age — 
all  else  speaking  more  of  security 
than  beauty,  except,  as  I  before  re- 
marked, in  the  church's  case ;  for  on 
the  middle  ground  of  this  very  pic- 
ture, at  once  giving  birth  to,  and  con- 
firming the  recollection, the  old  Tow- 
er of  St  Giles  proudly  reared  its 
head,  imperially  crowned,  and  rich 
in  the  rnopt  florid  Gothic  tracery,  im- 
parting a  finish  and  relief  to  the  dense 
group,  which  no  single  object  less 
happily  appropriate  could  have  done. 
Fancy,  in  addition  to  the  whole,  my 
dear  Ted,  the  last  rays  of  a  heaven- 
ly day  yet  lingering  in  a  cloudless 
sky,  giving  brightness  to  the  more 
prominent  points,  and  investing  the 
numerous  deep  shadows  with  a 
breadth  and  grandeur,  that  was  most 
admirably  in  keeping  with  the  cha- 
racter with  which  my  imagination 
had  invested  this  striking  scene. 

On  these  objects,  of  which  my 
hasty  sketch  will,  at  best,  afford  you 
but  a  very  meagre  impression,  I  con- 
tinued untired  to  speculate,  until 
forms  became  gradually  indistinct, 
and  the  various  and  brightly  dotted 
lines  of  lamps  alone  remained,  mark- 
ing the  singular  irregularities  of  the 
site,  and  giving  no  ill  idea  of  just  such 
a  rude  city,  suddenly  illuminated  for 
the  night  entree  of  its  feudal  lord 
and  his  array. 

In  the  morning  of  next  day,  which 
was  happily  a  fine  one,  I  strolled  about 
the  New  Town,  which  offers  a  suc- 
cession of  nobly  planned  streets,  ter- 
races, and  squares,  all  stone-built, 
and  deriving  from  that  circumstance 


787 

a  solid  air  of  grandeur  and  durabi- 
lity on  which  the  eye  rests  with 
pleasure,  and  which  mere  brick  and 
mouldy  stucco  never  can  impart. 

From  every  point  here,  the  blue 
waters  of  the  Forth  are  seen  rolling; 
beyond,  a  wild  background  of  moun- 
tains, over  all  of  which,  in  a  fine  day, 
the  lofty  Ben  Lomond  may  be  clear- 
ly distinguished,  braving  the  sun  with 
his  snowy  head,  and  looking  down 
on  the  fleecy  clouds,  where  they 
sleep  upon  the  summits  of  his  less 
ambitious  compeers. 

I  find  I  must  confine  my  notices 
to  what  most  especially  struck  me, 
else  you  will  have  no  end  to  my  im- 
pressions, and  they  will  weary,  in- 
stead of,  as  I  design,  amusing  you. 
One  word  more,  therefore,  only,  to 
the  New  Town. 

With  St  Andrew  Square  I  was 
especially  taken,  as  I  looked  across 
it,  and  along  the  vast  line  of  George 
Street,  closed  by  the  noble  dome 
of  St  George's  Church,  for  I  pass 
over  the  equivocal-looking  statue 
standing  at  the  head  of  Hanover 
Street,  since,  although  it  in  reality 
cuts  this  fine  line,  it  hardly  inter- 
feres with  the  effect,  the  eye  will- 
ingly passing  it  by,  and  reposing  only 
on  the  nobler  and  true  termination. 
There  can  be  nowhere,  I  think,  a 
street  more  finely  imagined  than  this, 
and  how  the  plague  the  designer 
contrived  to  select,  or  carve  out, 
such  a  continuous  level  at  such  an 
elevation,  does  hugely  perplex  my 
simplicity.  Viewed  from  the  Church 
of  St  George,  Melville's  column  in  St 
Andrew's  Square  offers  a  termina- 
tion equally  to  be  admired.  Near  to 
the  latter  object  one  is  less  satisfied; 
the  base  appears  too  mean  and  inse- 
cure for  its  great  office,  standing  as 
it  does  upon  the  soft  green-sward, 
whilst  the  ill-looking  birds  which 
preside  over  the  corners  have  pla- 
guily  the  air  of  attendant  harpies, 
roosting  under  the  auspices  of  the 
ex-great  man. 

But  I  must  hurry  away  from  this 
noble  quarter,  where  all  things,  how- 
ever presently  grand,  serve  only  to 
impress  one  with  a  sense  of  the  grow- 
ing greatness  of  the  Scottish  capital ; 
the  which  I  trust  may  be  fairly 
viewed  as  typical  of  that  of  the  whole 
nation ;  and  next  give  you  my  impres- 
sions of  that  quarter,  which  as  plain- 
ly speaks  to  its  former,  and  if  less 


788  Impressions  ofEdinbro\ 

prosperous  and  secure,  to  me,  far 
more  interesting  condition. 

In  this  latter  perambulation,  then, 
Thady,  it  was  my  good  fortune  to  be 
companioned  with  one  of  the  fore- 
most of  the  band  of  worthies  which 
Scotland  has  given  to  art.  One, 
under  whose  conduct  it  was  impos- 
sible to  pass  any  thing  admirable, 
unseeing,  or  look  on,  uninstructed ; 
whose  imagination  seems  equally  re- 
gulated by  truth,  whether  gaily  lux- 
uriating amongst  the  groves  of  the 
Bachtcha  serai,*  or  darkly  brooding 
over  the  bleak  muir  of  Maugusjv 
where  the  Covenant  was  irrevocably 
sealed  in  the  best  blood  of  the  hier- 
archy. 

I  stood  iii  the  chamber  of  Mary 
Stuart  in  Holyrood,'  rested  by  her 
very  bed,  in  the  warm  early  sun- 
beams, streaming  full  in  at  the  same 
window  through  which  her  bright 
eyes  had  so  often  greeted  them. 
Truly,  Thady,  one  has  need  here  of 
all  the  sun's  warmth,  for  the  place 
has  but  a  chilly  effect,  backed  by  the 
recollection  of  the  deeds  enacted 
therein.  I,  almost  fancied,  as  the 
tapestry  was  lifted,  and  the  low  door 
heavily  opened  on  the  dark  stair- 
head by  which  the  murderers  of 
Rizzio  entered;  that  I  had  a  glimpse 
of  old  Ruthveii's  scowling  brows, 
blackened  by  the  iron  shade  of  his 
helmet ;  close  to  the  door  is  the  little 
closet  where  the  Queen  and  the 
Countess  of  Argyle  supped  in  com- 
pany with  the  gentle  musician.  It  is 
not  above  fifteen  feet  long,  by  twelve 
broad,  and  with  the  addition  of  the 
ruffians  who  burst  in  upon  that  hap- 
py party,  must  have  been  as  fear- 
fully filled  as  ever  was  the  like  space 
in  any  land  or  time.  What  has  ro- 
mance, my  dear  Thady,  to  offer, 
equal  in  horror  to  a  tale  like  this,  of 
whose  verity  such  fearful  evidences, 
such  speaking  proofs,  yet  exist  to 
harrow  up  the  blood,  and  make  the 
looker-on  wish  for  free  breathing 
space,  with  his  lungs  panting,  and 
his  heart  thumping  against  his  ribs, 
as  if  himself  under  the  very  gripe  of 
the  noble  bravoes,  who  so  basely 
outraged  nature,  and  disgraced  true 
chivalry! 

Faith,  Thady,  the  envied  privileges 


By  P.  Rooney,  Esq.  [May, 

of  a  lady's  favourite  were  held  by  a 
desperate  tenure  in  those  days.  The 
sword,  film-sustained,  was  ever  ripe 
for  a  fall;  and,  as  poor  Rizzio  found, 
even  the  person  of  the  sovereign  was 
no  safe  shield,  opposed  to  the  will  of 
such  subjects,  whose  ears  were  as 
ears  of  adders  to  the  commands  of 
the  Queen ;  their  hearts,  as  hearts  of 
marble  to  the  tears  of  the  woman. 

In  the  Duke  of  Hamilton's  apart- 
ments are  some  interesting  portraits. 
One  of  Darnley,  loutish,  small-eyed, 
and  brutal,  affording  no  trace  of 
that  beauty  for  which  he  was  re- 
markable. A  smaller  one  of  Mary, 
bearing  every  mark  of  authenticity. 
The  features  petite  and  regular ;  and 
the  lines  betraying  the  heaviness  of 
mid-age,  with  a  tendency  to  fat. 
Here,  however,  a  likeness  of  our 
James  the  Second  drew  more  large- 
ly on  my  notice  than  any  other ;  it 
was  most  likely  placed  here  by  him- 
self, when,  as  Duke  of  York,  he  held 
at  Holyrood  the  most  brilliant  court 
probably  that  Scotland  ever  boasted, 
and  won  "  golden  opinions"  from 
all  sorts  of  people,  laying  the  broad 
foundations  of  a  love,  which,  cleaving 
to  his  ill-fated  descendants,  cost 
Scotland  much  of  her  best  blood.  It 
is  impossible  for  the  least  imagina- 
tive person  to  look  upon  this  portrait, 
and  not  marvel  at  the  turn  of  for- 
tune's wheel,  which  makes  the  once 
master  of  St  Germain's  a  twice  exiled 
lodger  in  the  palace  of  the  once  mas- 
ter of  Holyrood. 

Anthony's  Chapel  was  the  next 
point  I  made ;  and  in  walking  to  it, 
I  was  truly  surprised  by  the  deep  soli- 
tude into  which  five  minutes  plunges 
one.  Look  towards  the  city,  and  every 
object  bespeaks  the  refinement  of  cul- 
ture and  civilisation  ;  turn  your  back, 
and  all  is  uncultured,  natural,  and 
savage.  You  might  as  well  be  in  a 
desert :  not  a  sound,  not  a  soul ;  not 
a  sign  of  husbandry,  not  a  domestic 
animal  within  ken ;  dark  glens  and 
rocky  heights  stretch  in  unbroken 
lines  as  far  as  the  sight  can  penetrate. 
The  ruined  Chapel  only  speaks  of 
man,  and  looking  on  this,  you  might 
fancy  it  the  mouldering  altar  of  some 
Cenobite  of  the  wilderness,  and  your- 
self the  first  modern  discoverer. 


*   Garden  of  the  seraglio,  in  the  Crimea. 
|  Maug us-moor,  where  Sharpe  was  slain, 


1832.] 


Impressions  ofEdinbrd*.     By  P.  Rooney,  Esq. 


789 


The  day  was  fitful,  the  wind  east 
by  north,  loose  banks  of  fog  rose 
from  the  sea,  and  kept  flitting  land- 
ward, wholly  veiling  many  objects, 
and  leaving  others  hard  by  in  bright 
sunshine.  My  companion,  with  the 
feeling  of  a  painter,  was  regretting 
this — a  regret  in  which  I  joined.  Yet 
do  I  owe  to  this  chance  the  most 
unalloyed  long  look  on  the  Calton 
Hill  I  have  enjoyed  at  all,  and  Thady, 
my  boy,  what  a  soul-stirring  sight 
it  was  !  The  Parthenon  and  the  Mo- 
numents stood  out  bright  and  clearly 
defined  in  dazzling  sun-light,  whilst 
on  the  intervening  space  rested  a 
thick  cloud,  enveloping  and  conceal- 
ing that  tea-garden  tower,  to  which  I 
cannot  be  reconciled,  whilst  it  is  left 
standing  in  such  a  place  and  so  com- 
panioned.— What  an  idea  was  that 
of  a  sailor,  whom  my  friend  one  day 
encountered,  brought-up  close  by 
this  Nelson's  tower,  and  looking 
quietly  upon  it. 

"  What  do  you  think  of  the  Admi- 
ral's Monument  ?"  enquired  the  art- 
ist, attracted  by  the  thoughtful  air 
of  the  old  tar. 

"  Not  much,  master ;  it's  a  queer 
sodger-looking  place,  in  my  mind," 
was  the  cool  reply. 

"  Why,  what  would  you  have  for 
his  monument  ?" 

"  What  would  /have !"  cries  Jack, 
musing  for  a  little,  with  a  quiet  smile ; 
"  Why,  I'll  tell  you,  I'd  have  som'at 
a  leetle  more  ship-shape — I'd  a  took 
one  them  taunt  pillars,  stuck  it  up 
like  the  main-lower-mast  of  the 
Victory,  rigged  a  thing  like  the  main- 
top on  to  it,  and  clapped  the  old  boy 
over  all,  bow-on  to  the  Firth,  his  right 
arm  adrift,  a  cannon-ball  in  his  left 
hand,  and  his  one  eye  looking  well- 
up  among  the  scud,  flying  across  his 
bare  head." 

It  was  a  grand,  a  generous  thought, 
to  make  this  hill  the  site  of  their 
monuments  who  have  deserved  well 
of  their  country ;  and  what  a  perpe- 
tuity of  fame  does  a  man  bid  for,  who 
fights  to  gain  place  thereon  !  What 
would  a  Scotchman  not  attempt,  to 
earn  one  foot  of  a  soil  hallowed  to 
such  an  end — to  stand  boldly  out  an 
honoured  landmark  in  the  eyes  of 
generations—to  feel  that  your  child- 
ren, come  they  east  or  west,  or  north 
or  south,  may  stretch  forth  their 
hands,  and  proudly  say,  "  There 
stands  the  monument  of  our  father!" 
What  the  devil  is  a  hole  in  St  Paul's 


to  this,  Thady  ?  Only  think  of  having 
your  shell  crushed  within  a  month 
after  your  burial  by  the  huge  carcass 
of  some  stinking  alderman,  and  your 
bit  of  shining  marble  shewn1  by  a 
beef-fed  rascal,  in  a  red  gown,  to 
curious  country  schoolboys,  at  a 
charge  of  "  only  twopence  a-piece  !" 
Faugh  on  such  fame,  when  compa- 
red to  an  urn  based  by  the  free  moun- 
tain ! 

But  my  impressions  gain  on  me, 
I  find,  and  must  not  be  let  to  circle 
in  such  wide  flights.  The  subject  is, 
in  fact,  over  much  for  me,  Thady, 
and  the  recollections  linked  with  the 
subject  throng  upon  my  imagination, 
confounding  and  bewildering  it. 

Of  the  Canongate  I  shall  only  re- 
mark, that  it  is  a  street  of  romance, 
one  long  line  of  ancient  poetry  tell- 
ing in  imagery,  rude,  but  rich  and 
true,  of  memorable  bygone  times, 
and  of  the  actors  therein.  One  thing 
I  must  name  to  you ; — fancy  the  house 
of  John  Knox,  tenanted  by  a  Dryden, 
that  Dryden  a  Barbatic,  and  one  who 
swears  by  the  covenant,  and,  maugre 
idolatry,  worships  the  grim  bust  of 
the  Scotch  Reformer,  stuck  in  a 
niche  by  his  door,  as  his  patron  saint. 

What  a  book  is  "  the  Heart  of  Mid- 
Lothian!"  Follow  in  this  book  the  Por- 
teous  mob,  and  you  have  every  house 
yet  standing,  from  St  Giles  down  to 
the  Grassmarket.  These  made  the 
less  impression  on  me,  for  I  already 
knew,  and,  in  those  pages,  had  often 
looked  upon  them< 

On  the  extent  and  beauty  of  the 
prospects  from  the  Castle,  and  every 
other  elevation,  I  am  silent  for  the 
like  reason  ;  the  same  graphic  pen, 
the  only  one  which  could  truly  image 
forth  such  scenery,  having  already 
made  most  of  them  familiar  to  all 
lovers  of  nature.  Alas !  that  her 
faithfulest  painter  should  have  for- 
sook his  honoured  function  to  play 
the  truant  in  far  off  sunny  lands ! 
Yet  so  it  is ! — The  weary  Magician 
has  cast  his  wand  aside,  bequeathing, 
like  his  mighty  wizard  namesake,  his 
achievements  to  the  wonder  of  com- 
ing ages,  and  like  him,  too,  bearing 
to  the  unrevealing  silent  tomb,  the 
secret  of  the  spell  by  which  he 
wrought  his  wonders. 

Adieu,  dear  Thady,  yours  always, 
abroad  or  at  home,  dead  or  alive, 
PATRICK  ROONEY, 

Mackay's  Hotel, 
April  Uth,    1832, 


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The  Castle  of  the  Isle  of  Rug  en. 


[May 


THE  CASTLE  OF  THE  ISLE  OF  RUGEN. 


THE  traveller  who  looks  for  won- 
ders always  turns  his  face  to  the 
south.  There  he  first  finds  among 
the  Swiss  hills,  romance,  and  the 
Ranz  de  vaches.  Still  onward  he 
finds  Roman  ruins,  Etruscan  frag- 
ments, the  dust  of  the  Scipios,  and 
the  living  Lazaroni.  Still  onward, 
if  he  has  the  hardihood,  which  Ho- 
race professes  that  he  had  not,  he 
throws  himself  and  his  curiosity  on 
board  a  sparonaro,rests  on  his  oars  in 
the  centre  of  the  Bay  of  Naples, 
drinks  in  sea-air  and  sunshine,  dis- 
covers that  the  sky  "  never  produced 
such  a  sun  before,"  nor  the  breeze 
filled  his  organization  with  such  a 
superfluity  of  aromas;  and  lingers 
there,  sketching  Vesuvius  in  his  port- 
folio, recording  his  raptures  in  his 
tablets,  or  describing  the  undescri- 
bable,  until  he  catches  the  night 
dew,  which,  to  a  novice,  is  as  fatal 
as  a  cannon  shot;  or  is  carried 
out  of  the  bay  by  the  current  that 
insidiously  steals  round  Capra3a,  and 
finds  himself  at  once  in  breakers,  in 
the  dark,  and  in  the  hands  of  a  row- 
boat  full  of  Algerines.  All  this  many 
a  Roman  lover  has  enjoyed  within  the 
course  of  his  first  Neapolitan  twelve 
hours;  and  all  this  he  may  enjoy 
still,  notwithstanding  the  presence 
of  General  Savary  and  his  French 
heroes  in  the  ancient  seat  of  the  Dey. 
Piracy  is  too  native  to  the  Algerine, 
to  be  eradicated  by  even  the  vigor- 
ous surveillance  of  the  first  police 
officer  of  Napoleon  himself.  The 
Algerines  still  launch  their  row- 
boats,  sweep  across  the  glassy  Me- 
diterranean, float  along  the  Italian 
shores,  and  carry  off  priests  and  prin- 
cesses in  the  original  style.  Whether 
the  French  braves  are  cognizant  of 
this  revival  of  the  national  habits,  is 
not  clear.  But  France  is  a  nation 
of  such  infinite  good-breeding,  that, 
while  it  uniformly  respected  the 
manners  of  its  allies  in  America  too 
much  to  prevent  them  from  roasting 
or  eating  each  other,  whenever  they 
thought  proper,  we  can  scarcely  con- 
ceive that  its  legislators,  who  still  ho- 
nour the  slave-trade,  and  its  warriors, 
who  wither  in  the  fires  of  a  land  of 
the  most  intolerable  sunshine  and 
merciless  ennuiy  •  that  ever  made 


Frenchmen  miserable,  would  alto- 
gether extinguish  the  only  inter- 
course with  European  faces,  which 
visits  his  soul  with  a  recollection  of 
human  nature. 

The  more  profound  traveller  pushes 
still  to  the  south ;  mounts  a  camel, 
breakfasts  with  the  Bashaw  of  Benin; 
is  robbed  by  the  majesty  of  the  Man- 
dingoes;  is  bastinadoed,  flogged, 
starved  and  dungeoned,  by  a  relay  of 
kings,  at  every  "five  miles,  until  he 
reaches  the  "  empire  of  Timbuctoo;" 
finds,  as  usual,  that  there  is  no  em- 
pire; gets  a  coup  de  soleil;  finds  his 
liver  Bulamized,  his  pulses  in  the 
black  fever;  lives  just  long  enough 
to  see  himself  robbed  to  the  last 
scrap  of  his  journal  and  his  ward- 
robe, and  thus  bequeathing  his  ex- 
ample to  a  posterity  whom  he  is  sure 
of  finding  blockheads  enough  to  emu- 
late his  absurdity,  and  long  to  share 
a  shred  of  his  fame. 

On  setting  out  upon  my  travels,  I 
neither  looked  for  wonders,  nor 
turned  my  horse's  head  to  the  south. 
My  way  was  to  the  north,  where 
I  had  some  concerns  of  both  study 
and  business  with  St  Petersburgh. 
I  went  through  Mecklenburgh,  fa- 
mous for  the  best-humoured  peo- 
ple and  the  worst  highways  in  the 
world;  and  after  seeing  the  Sove- 
reign Prince  and  the  other  curiosi- 
ties of  the  place,  I  followed  the  shore 
of  the  Baltic,  through  Pomerania,  and 
in  due  time  passed  through  Wismar, 
renowned  for  the  best  beer  in  Ger- 
many, and  reached  Rostock,  equally 
renowned  for  having  the  worst ;  two 
characteristics  which  go  a  prodigious 
length  in  the  land  of  the  Cimbri  and 
Teutones. 

But  Rostock  had  better  things  for 
me  than  its  beer.  I  there  found  my 
excellent  friend,  Major  Von  Her- 
mand,  with  whom  I  had  made  half  a 
dozen  campaigns  in  the  Lichenstein 
hussars,  in  the  Napoleon  wars,  and 
who,  after  gaining  honours  and 
wounds  in  very  different  proportion, 
had  retired  Major  from  the  service 
of  Mars  to  matrimony,  and  was  now 
husband  of  a  handsome  Mecklen- 
burgher,  and  father  of  a  little  corpo- 
ral's guard  of  boys  and  girls. 

My  old  Major  welcomed  me  with 


1832.] 


The  Castle  of  the  Isle  ofRugen. 


701 


soldierly  hospitality ;  but  it  was  soon 
clear  enough  that  the  household  was 
in  some  state  of  confusion.  And 
when  we  were  left  to  take  our  bottle 
of  Rhenish  after  supper,  the  story 
came  out  in  the  shape  of  a  reluctant 
apology  for  the  necessity  of  leaving 
me  next  morning.  "  The  awkward- 
ness of  this  breach  of  good  fellow- 
ship is  increased,"  said  he,  "  by  my 
being  scarcely  able  to  say  where  I 
am  going,  or  for  what  object.  But 
the  truth  is,  that  I  think  my  family 
have  been  grossly  insulted  in  the 
person  of  one  of  my  sisters  by  an 
adventurer,  as  I  pronounce  him,  but 
by  a  sort  of  angel  in  disguise,  as  all 
the  women  here  have  resolved,  with 
one  voice,  including  my  unlucky 
sister,  who  took  him  for  better  for 
worse  a  year  ago,  and  who  will  now 
probably  have  time  enough  to  repent 
of  relying  on  the  plausible  tongue, 
of  what  I  must  acknowledge  to  have 
been  a  very  showy  scoundrel." 

"  Where  did  he  come  from  ?"  was 
my  question. 

"  Oh,  from  Berlin,  of  course,"  was 
the  answer ;  "  all  our  Cupids  in  the 
north  come  from  the  German  Paris." 
"His  name?" — "Steinfort — a  good 
travelling  name.  He  gave  himself 
put  for  a  Captain  in  the  Zieten  hus- 
sars ;  knew  every  body  everywhere — 
received  perpetual  letters  with  fine 
names  on  them — talked  as  if  he  had 
been  presented  in  every  court  of 
Europe — spoke  half-a-dozen  lan- 
guages— fiddled,  fluted,  and  sang,  till 
he  drew  all  the  brains  out  of  the  wo- 
men's heads;  and  when  he  led  my 
sister  to  church,  was  reported  to 
have  left,  I  can't  tell  how  many  hun- 
dreds of  our  belles  in  a  state  of  de- 
spair." 

"  But  how  went  on  the  matrimo- 
nial year  ?"  I  asked.—"  Nothing 
could  be  better,"  was  the  reply  j"  all 
adoration  for  the  first  month,  as  is 
the  etiquette.  Then  came  fondness ; 
friendship  followed;  every  thing  was 
done  with  the  regularity  of  a  master 
of  the  whole  ceremonial.  Then  came 
paternity ;  a  new  revival  of  his  rap- 
tures; never  was  father  fonder — 
never  was  infant  so  caressed — never 
was  wife  so  worshipped.  It  must 
be  owned  that  the  fellow  performed 
his  part  to  perfection." 

'  But  the  explosion,  the  catas- 
trophe— How  did  they  occur  ?"  said 
I»— •"  That  I  can  scarcely  tell,"  said 


the  Major.  "  He  received  a  letter 
by  an  odd-looking  courier  about  a 
fortnight  ago,  and  from  that  time  he 
became  prodigiously  fond  of  staying 
at  home.  His  wife  at  length  urged 
him  out,  for  the  mere  benefit  of  a 
morning's  shooting  in  the  fir  groves 
round  the  town.  He  suffered  him- 
self to  be  persuaded;  took  his  gun 
and  his  dog,  and  from  that  time  to 
this  no  soul  in  Rostock  has  seen  his 
face.  The  dog  came  duly  home,  the 
gun  was  found  in  the,  wood,  but  the 
sportsman  was  gone.  We  were  about 
to  send  out  our  people  to  scour 
the  country,  but  the  knave,  not  to  be 
deficient  in  politeness  to  the  last, 
contrived,  how  I  know  not,  to  dis- 
patch a  letter  to  his  unfortunate  wife, 
apologizing,  with  the  grace  of  a  Ber- 
lin coxcomb,  for  the  delay  of  his  re- 
turn, stating  Borne  nonsense  about 
business,  &c.,  promising  that  he 
should  c  throw  himself  at  her  feet  at 
the  earliest  opportunity,'  and  in  fact 
clapping  his  wings,  and  quitting  his 
wife  and  the  country  for  life,  I  sup- 
pose. There  is  the  fellow's  billet-doux. 
It  smells  so  confoundedly  of  perfumes 
that  I  cannot  bear  to  touch  it.  See 
if  you  can  make  any  thing  more  of  it 
than  we  can." 

His  note  was  produced ;  it  had  alt 
the  guilt  of  the  perfumes  strong 
upon  it;  but  it  was  an  eloquent,  and, 
as  I  should  have  conceived,  a  stri- 
kingly sincere  performance.  It  was 
long,  and  seemed  to  have  been  writ- 
ten under  great  depression  of  mind; 
but  there  was  evidently  some  story 
in  the  matter  which  the  writer  had 
not  the  power  to  disclose.  "And 
your  journey  is  to  find  the  letter- 
writer  ?"  I  asked.  "  I  know  of  no- 
thing else  to  be  done,"  was  the  an- 
swer. "  On  gathering  up  a  few  scraps 
of  his  papers,  for  he  seems  to  have 
spent  all  his  late  retired  hours  in 
destroying  his  correspondence,  I 
found  an  account  of  some  kind,  Swe- 
dish, with  the  Scania  postmark,  and 
to  Sweden  I  make  my  first  move- 
ment, though  probably  the  fellow  is 
by  this  time  fighting,  fiddling,  or 
marrying,  among  the  heroes  and  he- 
roines of  South  America." 

For  my  part,  I  had  nothing  better 
to  do  in  my  three  months'  leave 
from  my  regiment;  Sweden  was  new 
to  me,  and  I  might  as  well  go  there 
as  any  where  else ;  I  had  also  seen 
the  bright  eyes  and  pale  cheeks  of 


792 

the  deserted  wife ;  gallantry,  novel- 
ty, and  old  friendship,  were  all  en- 
gaged in  the  affair :  I  offered  to  ac- 
company Von  Hermand;  and  my 
offer,  after  some  deprecatory  civili- 
ties, was  accepted. 

Between  soldiers  who  have  stood 
the  fire  of  a  French  battery  together, 
there  is  not  much  ceremony;  and 
the  hussar,  who  is  a  wild  man  by 
profession,  and  sleeps  oftener  in  a 
bush  than  a  bed,  seldom  requires 
much  preparation.  Von  Hermand 
and  I  were  accordingly  on  horse- 
back by  six  the  next  morning,  and, 
with  a  pair  of  stout  valets,  if  not 
very  accomplished  ones,  they  being 
old  dragoons  who  had  received  their 
discharge  and  retired  with  the  Ma- 
jor, we  galloped  off,  followed  by 
prayers,  sighs,  and  tears  enough  to 
have  wafted  an  army  of  crusaders. 

Pomerania  is,  as  but  few  of  the 
world  know,  excepting  the  Baltic 
smugglers,  a  rough  country,  though 
as  flat  as  a  Tartar's  face  ;  its  rough- 
ness consisting  in  roads  axle-deep ; 
in  a  most  prodigious  fertility  of 
thorns  and  thistles,  and  in,  I  think, 
an  unrivalled  scorn  of  all  civility 
among  its  people.  I  am  not  ultra- 
aristocrat,  but  heaven  defend  me 
from  eating,  drinking,  or  sleeping, 
from  living  or  dying,  among  a  nation 
of  peasants  !  After  having  tried  the 
towns,  from  Demmin  to  Usedom,  and 
being  half  starved  in  them  all,  our 
next  experiment  was  the  country. 
Here  we  had  the  barbarism  of  man- 
ners, united  to  the  barbarism  of  soli- 
tude. And  here  we  might  have 
roved  till  the  great  day  which  finish- 
es all  things,  without  getting  a  civil 
word,  or  an  ounce  of  white  bread. 
The  Major  was  beginning,  I  saw,  to 
be  rather  weary  of  the  adventure. 
The  valets,  honest  fellows  as  they 
were,  were  all  but  in  a  state  of  mu- 
tiny ;  nothing  but  my  military  adroit- 
ness in  supplying  them  with  double 
rations  of  tobacco,  on  the  first  symp- 
toms of  discontent,  could  have  pre- 
vented them  from  dropping  the  reins 
on  their  chargers'  necks  ,•  which 
would,  in  that  case,  have  inevitably 
turned  their  heads  home.  But  what 
German,  from  the  Tyrol  to  Holstein, 
could  ever  resist  tobacco,  the  nation- 
al ambrosia,  the  original  temptation 
of  the  German  Eve  ?  They  follow- 
ed j  I  drew  up  our  order  of  march, 


The  Castle  of  the  Isle  of  Rug  en. 


[May, 


put  the  Major  in  the  centre,  the  dra- 
goons in  the  rearguard,  and  took 
upon  myself  the  parts  of  outpost, 
vidette,  general  patrol,  and  univer- 
sal purveyor.  In  this  campaigning 
style  we  ranged  the  whole  coast  of 
Swedish  Pomerania,  intending  to 
make  our  next  incursion  into  the 
Prussian  part  of  the  province,  and 
then  regularly  proceeding  over  our 
human  hunting-ground. 

From  time  to  time  we  had  re- 
ceived some  of  those  encourage- 
ments to  pursue  the  chase,  which, 
though  the  most  frivolous  things 
imaginable  in  the  sight  of  common 
reason,  yet,  to  men  embarked  in  any 
peculiar  pursuit,  always  seem  to  give 
such  prodigiously  solid  encourage- 
ment for  going  on  and  continuing  to 
be  fooled.  We  seldom  attempted  to 

five  a  hint  of  our  object  without 
nding  that  shewy  swindlers  were  a 
commodity  rife  in  the  coldest  cor- 
ners of  the  north ;  nor  described  our 
adventurer,  without  hearing  that 
his  very  counterpart  had  "  passed 
through  the  town  the  night  before," 
and  was  at  that  moment  supposed 
to  be  sitting  at  breakfast,  dinner,  or 
supper,  at  some  village  within  the 
next  half  dozen  miles.  Of  course, 
while  we  were  yet  novices,  on  these 
occasions  we  put  spurs  to  our 
steeds,  and  had  the  simple  advan- 
tage of  the  exercise  for  our  trouble. 
It  was,  however,  a  season  in  which  a 
gallop  across  a  wild  country  might 
not  be  reckoned  among  the  severest 
trials  of  human  philosophy.  It  was 
the  close  of  autumn;  and  the  last 
days  of  autumn  in  the  north  are 
not  to  be  undervalued  beside  its 
finest  and  fairest  hours  in  the  south. 
Even  the  weeds  put  on  their  robe 
of  colours,  the  pines  and  thickets 
were  regally  invested  with  gold  and 
purple,  and  the  skies  were  all  in 
grand  gala.  The  Baltic  is  but  a  salt 
water  lake  at  best,  and  in  its  days 
undisturbed  by  Odin  and  his  chariot 
of  the  whirlwind,  is  as  fine  a  mirror 
for  the  sunsets  and  evening  stars  of 
the  Pole,  as  the  waters  of  Italy  for 
the  hanging  forest  and  the  cluster- 
ing vineyard. 

Nature,  rich,  lovely,  and  luscious, 
in  the  south,  is  calm,  solemn,  and 
superb  in  the  north;  but,  like  the 
fair  sex,  she  is  fair  every  where :  and 
the  eye  must  be  singularly  dim  that 


1832.] 


The  Castle  of  the  Isle  of  Rug  en. 


would  not  bow  to  her  autumnal 
beauty,  even  on  the  shores  of  Pome- 
rani  a. 

But  one  of  those  loveliest  of  even- 
ings exhibited  the  caprice  of  beauty ; 
a  breeze,  soft  as  ever  breathed  in 
Paphos,  suddenly  swelled  into  a 
gale ;  clouds  that  lay  floating  on  the 
Avest  in  pavilions  of  vermeil  and 
violet,  suddenly  congregated  into 
pillars  of  rolling  smoke,  mountains 
of  conflagrations,  and  chaoses  of 
flame,  wind,  water,  and  thunder- 
bolts. The  trumpet  of  Odin  was 
sounded  over  the  horizon,  and  all 
his  windy  legions  came  flocking  on 
all  their  watery  wings.  We  were 
drenched  in  a  moment ;  our  horses 
reared,  groaned,  and  ran  wherever 
it  liked  them  best ;  mutiny  was  again 
in  the  camp,  and  the  Major  gravely 
declared  his  thorough  conviction 
that  swindler-catching  was  out  of 
his  department.  But,  however  wise 
the  determination  might  be  for  the 
future,  the  only  thing  worth  think- 
ing of  for  the  present  was,  where  to 
find  a  roof  for  ourselves  and  our 
horses. 

No  spot  in  the  province  could 
have  been  worse  calculated  to  give 
a  man  comfort  in  a  storm.  We  were 
riding  along  the  shore  of  the  Kleine 
Hoff,  in  which  nothing  but  an  oys- 
ter could  live,  and  nothing  but  an 
otter  could  find  a  place  to  hide  its 
head.  As  far  as  the  eye  reached 
landward  was  weed,  yellow,  blue, 
and  green,  perfectly  picturesque, 
but  the  picturesque  unbroken  by 
any  vestige  of  the  dwelling  of  man. 
Seaward,  to  the  extremity  of  the 
horizon,  all  was  a  bed  of  dim- 
coloured  billows,  rolling  and  tossing 
before  a  tough  and  rough  north- 
wester. The  earth  was  a  deluge, 
and  the  sky  was  a  reservoir  from 
which  the  deluge  poured.  Night, 
too,  fell  rapidly.  The  good  old 
times  when  we  should  have  wrap- 
ped ourselves  up  in  our  cloaks, 
kindled  the  first  tree  we  met,  roast- 
ed the  first  sheep,  and  lain  down 
beside  our  chargers  to  sleep  out  the 
night,  till  sunshine  or  an  enemy's 
shot  broke  our  slumbers,  were  pass- 
ed away.  The  excitement  of  cam- 
paigning,— and  there  is  no  excitement 
on  earth  that  can  be  its  equal  for  ma- 
king men  forget  every  thing  of  per- 
sonal annoyance,— was  not  to  be 


793 

found  on  the  shores  of  this  sandy 
armlet  of  the  brown  Baltic.  I  be- 
gan fully  to  coincide  in  the  logic  of 
the  Major,  and  to  think  with  a  fond- 
ness fatal  to  heroism  of  all  kinds,  of 
the  delights  of  a  fireside,  a  supper 
to  eat,  and  a  bed  to  lie  on. 

While  I  was  soliloquizing  on  this 
vexatious  contrast,  one  of  our  valets, 
whose  horse  had  probably  grown 
tired  of  his  rider's  grumblings  or  his 
tobacco,  dropped  him  over  his  ears 
into  a  streamlet,  now  swelled  to  a 
torrent,  which  rolled  into  the  sea. 
The  old  dragoon  rolled  with  it,  and 
had  nearly  found  a  fatal  result  from 
adopting  the  old  courtier  policy  of 
following  the  stream.  Through  all 
the  howling  of  the  tempest  we  heard 
his  roar  for  help,  or  for  the  loss  of 
his  pipe,  I  forget  which ;  the  meer- 
schaum being  in  all  probability  as 
dear  to  his  Keyserslautern  soul  as 
any  part  of  his  configuration.  We 
lost  sight  of  him  for  a  moment ;  till, 
by  a  flash  of  the  blue  flame  that  was 
darting  about  us  in  a  thousand  spiky 
fantasies,  we  saw  him  and  his  horse 
climbing  up  the  opposite  bank ;  and 
heard  him,  in  another  moment,  cry- 
ing out  that  he  saw  a  light  in  a  hut, 
but  how  many  leagues  off  he  could 
not  venture  to  guess.  The  news,  so 
far  as  it  went,  was  cheering.  We  all 
plunged  into  the  stream,  found  it 
fordable,  saw  the  light,  and  push- 
ed our  tired  steeds  gallantly  through 
moss  and  mire,  to  wards  this  new  har- 
binger of  bed  and  board. 

The  hut  turned  out  to  be  a  kind 
of  country  inn,  or  large  farm-house ; 
and  if  we  were  to  judge  from  the 
blaze  through  the  windows,  which 
gave  signs  of  a  good  fire  in  the  kitch- 
en, and  the  roar  of  song  and  laughter 
that  echoed  along  this  windy  wilder- 
ness, we  had  fallen  in  with  some 
place  of  remarkably  festive  entertain- 
ment in  a  remarkably  festive  time. 
The  prospect  cheered  us  infinitely, 
and  the  Major  fairly  outstripped  me 
in  a  race  for  the  door.  But  there 
our  charge  was  brought  to  a  full 
stop ; — the  entrance  was  as  fast  shut 
up  as  the  dungeon  of  Spandau.  The 
Major  knocked,  all  in  vain;  vocife- 
rated, equally  in  vain ;  threatened  to 
break  every  casement  in  the  house, 
still  in  vain ;  swore  by  the  shade  of 
Marshal  Daun,  and  the  beard  of  the 
Grand  Turk,  equally  in  vain;  and 


794 


at  length,  like  all  puzzled  generals, 
had  no  alternative  for  it  but  to  hold 
a  council  of  war.  The  very  name 
is,  in  all  instances,  but  another  word 
for  despair  j  and  though  the  two  dra- 
goons were  invited  to  the  council, 
the  only  expedient  that  our  united 
wisdom  could  devise,  was  either  to 
storm  the  house,  to  set  it  on  fire,  or 
to  ride  away  and  take  the  chances 
of  the  world,  which  probably  meant, 
being  drowned  in  some  quagmire,  or 
beaten  to  pieces  by  some  falling  fo- 
rest, before  the  next  half  hour. 

I  confess  I  heard  this  decision  with 
more  repugnance  than  became  due 
notions  of  military  obedience;  and 
the  prospect  of  quitting  this  world, 
when  I  had  got  three  months'  leave 
from  the  parades  and  patrolings  of 
garrison  life,  of  all  lives  the  most 
tiresome,  or  of  cutting  short  the  vow 
that  I  had  made,  of  spending  that 
night  in  particular  over  a  good  fire 
and  a  better  bottle,  made  me  a  re- 
volter  at  once.  I  accordingly,  in  my 
character  of  vidette,  lingered  a  few 
hundred  paces  behind  our  retreating 
force,  and  pondered  on  the  possibi- 
lities of  finding  the  bed  and  the  bot- 
tle after  all.  One  of  the  oddities  of 
the  affair  was,  that  the  moment  of 
our  knocking  at  the  inexorable  door, 
seemed  to  have  the  effect  of  sudden 
mortality  on  all  within.  It  was  the 
knock  of  death,  and  the  Major  the 
ministering  angel.  Every  sound  had 
sunk  at  once — every  light  had  per- 
ished; there  was  neither  song  nor 
shout,  fire  nor  candle,  in  the  tene- 
ment; and  the  suddenness  of  the 
change  from  boisterous  merriment 
to  silence  worthy  of  an  assembly  of 
mummies,  had  undoubtedly  been 
among  the  more  secret  motives 
which  moved  our  two  dragoons  to 
acquiesce  so  submissively  in  the  or- 
der for  bivouacking  on  the  moor. 
Fond  as  the  German  is,  whether  sol- 
dier or  citizen,  of  the  good  things  of 
this  world,  he  is  not  disposed  to  buy 
them  at  more  than  their  value.  He 
will  venture  his  brains  against  a  bat- 
tery, for  the  buttons  of  the  artillery- 
man that  points  the  guns  at  him ;  he 
will  run  the  chance  of  the  rope  in 
the  most  friendly  country,  for  a  pul- 
let ;  but  he  will  have  nothing  to  do 
with  skirmishers  recruited  from  the 
world  of  ghosts.  The  dire  impres- 
sion on  our  valets  was,  that  the  farm- 
yard was  some  outpost  of  Beelze- 


The  Castle  of  the  Isle  of  Rugen.  [May, 

bub,  and  that  it  was  not  in  their  or- 
ders to  attack  any  of  his  pickets. 
Von  Hermand  himself,  though  as 
brave  as  his  own  sword,  had  seemed 


particularly  struck  with  the  extraor- 
dinary change  from  Pacchanalianism 
to  dumbness;  and  his  philosophy, 
for  the  time,  was  evidently  not  of  a 
very  different  altitude  from  that  of 
the  dragoon  school.  However,  while 
I  gazed  on  the  mansion,  I  perceived 
a  renewed  twinkle  through  one  of 
the  shutters ;  the  view  considerably 
cheered  the  gloominess  of  my  spe- 
culations, and  taking  post  in  silence 
under  a  projection  of  the  wall,  I 
drew  the  reins  tight,  and  waited  for 
further  developements.  Presently 
the  shutter  opened  a  little  more  wide- 
ly; and  this  was  soon  after  followed 
by  the  projection  of  a  head  and  neck. 
As  I  was  still  in  my  saddle,  I  was 
just  on  the  elevation  which  gave  me 
an  opportunity  of  seizing  both  the 
head  and  the  opportunity.  I  did 
both,  and,  notwithstanding  a  vigorous 
struggle,  held  fast  my  prize.  We 
were  pretty  evenly  matched,  for  the 
prisoner,  though  meagre,  was  tall 
and  bony,  and  his  fixed  position  gave 
him  a  manifest  advantage  over  my 
moving  one.  My  horse,  too,  soon 
began  to  make  himself  a  party  in 
the  melee,  and  in  another  moment  I 
should  have  been  hanging  in  mid 
air ;  when  perceiving  I  had  lost  one 
chance  for  victory,  I  plucked  out  a 
pistol,  and  ordered  my  captive  to 
surrender  without  loss  of  time.  Whe- 
ther the  result  would  have  been  that 
I  should  have  shot  him,  or  he  hanged 
me,  was  still  unsettled,  until  another 
party  was  involved,  to  which  sol- 
diers and  philosophers  alike  lay 
down  their  arms. 

Roused,  I  presume,  by  my  most 
solemn  protestations  that  I  should 
fire,  a  form  rushed  out  of  the  cham- 
ber nearest  the  casement  in  an  in- 
stant, and  implored  mercy  for  "  her 
dear  uncle."  Feeble  as  the  light 
was,  I  could  discover  that  the  sup- 
plicant was  an  uncommonly  pretty 
creature,  who  spoke  German  with 
the  purest  accent  of  Saxony,  had  the 
bluest  eyes  shaded  with  the  most 
luxuriant  auburn  curls,  and  that  I 
should  be  a  monster  of  the  blackest 
dye  to  withstand  her  opinion  on  any 
subject  under  the  ftars.  I  instantly 
released  my  prisoner,  leaving  it  to 
his  honour  and  the  lady's  feelings, 


1832.1 


The  Castle  of  the  Isle  ofRugen. 


whether  it  were  becoming  that  a  sol- 
dier of  the  Zieten  should  be  left  to 
die  supperless  on  such  a  tremendous 
night. 

The  uncle  was  still  disposed  to  be 
sullen  enough,  but  the  niece  was 
still  irresistible;  and  whether  she 
thought  that  there  might  be  some 
variety  in  the  news  of  the  world, 
which  might  be  brought  even  by  me, 
or  moved  by  the  compassion  that 
belongs  to  the  whole  sex,  but  which 
I  have  found  at  all  times  especially 
vivid  in  proportion  to  their  beauty, 
she  at  length  prevailed  on  the  dear- 
est of  uncles,  and  most  reluctant  of 
landlords,  to  unbar  his  doors,  arid 
give  me  shelter  for  the  night.  But 
now  a  fresh  cause  of  parley  arose. 
I  demanded  quarters  for  the  whole 
party.  The  commandant  of  the  gar- 
rison would  allow  entrance  to  none 
but  the  attacking  force.  The  pre- 
sence of  the  lady  prevented  a  re- 
turn to  hostilities  on  my  side.  But 
the  Major,  either  more  unsuscepti- 
ble of  the  deference  due  to  the  finest 
of  blue  eyes,  and  the  most  luxuriant 
of  auburn  curls,  or  infuriated  by 
bodily  fear  of  being  starved  or  drown- 
ed in  the  course  of  the  night,  made 
a  rush  at  the  half-opened  gate,  car- 
ried it  in  full  charge  with  the  force 
of  a  petard,  and  was  master  of  the 
place  before  a  preliminary  syllable 
ccyild  announce  his  appearance  and 
possession. 

We  were  ushered  into  an  apart- 
ment, or  rather  ushered  ourselves, 
for  ceremony  was  at  an  end.  But 
where  were  the  jovial  fellows  who 
had  made  the  desert  ring ;  and  where 
was  the  supper  that  had  inspired 
them  with  such  festivity  ?  Or  were 
they  indeed  spectres,  and  the  uncle 
of  the  fairest  of  nieces  but  the  magi- 
cian who  called  them  up  to  their 
revels,  and  sent  them  down  again  to 
the  place  from  which  they  came? 
The  house  looked  the  very  dwelling 
of  loneliness.  There  was  not  a  ves- 
tige of  the  long  table,  where  we  had 
fancied  that  some  score  of  smug- 
glers, or  bandits,  must  have  been 
drinking  their  deep  potations  of 
Rhein-wine  or  Mecklenburg  beer. 
A  dying  brand  or  two  were  in  the 
fire-place,  a  crazy  table  lay  in  a  cor- 
ner, a  few  stools  were  scattered 
through  the  room  ;  there  was  furni- 
ture enough  for  a  ghost,  but  no 
more.  We  began  to  fear  that  our 


795 

supper  would  be  on  the  same  ghost- 
ly scale.  But  the  entrance  of  the 
Zungfraut  basket  in  hand,  happily 
relieved  us  from  this  share  of  the 
catastrophe.  Bread,  some  fragments 
of  one  of  the  sheep  that  grazed  the 
weeds  of  the  moor,  and  a  couple  of 
flasks  of  tolerable  wine,  which  seem- 
ed to  constitute  the  family  cellar, 
stood  between  us  and  death  by  fa- 
mine for  the  time ;  and  the  Major, 
in  his  exultation,  panegyrized  my 
capture  of  the  fortress  as  an  exploit 
worthy  to  eclipse  half  the  coups-de- 
main,  from  the  storm  of  the  lines  of 
Weiss  emburg  to  the  assault  of  Smo- 
lensko. 

As  the  flasks  went  their  rounds, 
and  the  brands  blazed,  both  essen- 
tial to  the  recovery  of  our  good-hu- 
mour, we  began  to  enquire  into  the 
causes  which  could  have  fixed  any 
human  being  in  so  unpalateable  a 
spot.  But  the  hermit  was  superior 
to  all  hints ;  and  we  were  at  length 
forced  to  try  the  simpler  mode  of  di- 
rect questioning.  "  The  stars,"  was  at 
length  the  wild  answer.  Von  Her- 
mand  and  I  glanced  at  each  other ; 
and  I  could  see  in  the  Major's  face 
that  the  solemnity  of  tone  in  which 
this  was  pronounced,  was  not  lost 
upon  my  gallant,  but  very  spectre- 
hating  friend.  I  burst  into  an  invo- 
luntary laugh.  The  grim  lord  of  the 
mansion  turned  his  eye  on  me  ,•  and 
whether  it  was  the  illusion  of  the 
moment,  or  that  some  strange  lustre 
shot  from  it,  the  emanation  of  an 
inflamed  mind,  I  think  that  I  never 
saw  an  eye  so  difficult  to  sustain. 

"  Yes,  the  stars  !"  exclaimed  the 
enthusiast.  "  You,  and  beings  like 
you,  the  children  of  clay,  untaught 
the  sublime  mysteries  of  these  glo- 
rious lights,  scoff  at  their  science; 
but  it  is  true,  proudly,  splendidly 
true,  though  it  be  hid  in  clouds  and 
the  veil  of  impenetrable  darkness  to 
the  eyes  of  the  multitude." 

The  energy  with  which  he  poured 
out  this  tirade,  gave,  it  must  be  own- 
ed, a  singular  force  to  his  counte- 
nance. His  features,  which  had  been 
hitherto  dim  and  withered,  now 
seemed  to  fill  out,  and  shape  into  an 
expression,  which  was  all  but  over- 
powering, and  at  last  had  the  look  of 
singular  mental  vigour.  His  voice 
had  lost  its  hollowness.  It  was  now 
powerful  and  full  volumed.  But 
those  are  the  usual  miracles  of  en- 


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thusiasm,  let  the  subject  be  what  it 
may.  The  wine,  too,  or  the  time, 
for  it  was  now  fully  the  witches' 
hour,  or  the  natural  excitement  of 
finding  that  he  had  human  beings  to 
listen  to  him,  and  possibly  to  be  con- 
verted into  stargazers  like  himself, 
increased  his  animation,  and  we 
found  in  this  wild  man  of  the  woods 
a  highly  informed,  though  undoubt- 
edly an  extremely  eccentric  compa- 
nion for  the  hour. 

Our  flasks  were  already  traver- 
sing the  table  with  a  much  lighter 
freight,  than  when  we  began  disbur- 
dening them;  perhaps  some  glances 
exchanged  between  Von  Hermand 
and  myself,  certainly  less  in  regret 
for  the  low  state  of  the  Rhenish, 
than  for  the  omen  which  it  gave, 
and  our  breaking  up  for  the  night, 
caught  the  astrologer's  eye  in  the 
midst  of  a  harangue  mixed  of  all 
sorts  of  topics,  from  the  discovery  of 
the  longitude  to  the  length  of  the 
Queen  of  Sheba's  slipper;  or  the 
etiquette  of  the  court  of  Vienna  at 
the  last  imperial  birth-day.  A  touch 
on  a  bell  conjured  up  another  flask 
without  delay ;  but  not  self-moved, 
but  brought  in  by  what,  in  my  poetic 
days,  I  should  have  dreamed  into  a 
sylph,  or  a  fairy  princess.  It  was  a 
pretty  being,  dressed  in  some  wild 
but  uncojnmonly  picturesque  cos- 
tume, with  a  wreath  of  lilies,  or 
white  roses,  or  some  such  pretty  em- 
blem of  her  own  innocence,  in  her 
ringlets,  a  light  veil  floating  behind, 
an  embroidered  girdle  round  her 
slender  waist,  and  youth,  beauty, 
and  archness  enough  in  her  coun- 
tenance to  have  made  Socrates  him- 
self marry  a  second  time.  She  came 
in  with  a  solemn  step,  and  singing, 
in  a  sweet  voice,  but  scarcely  above 
a  whisper,  the  Incantation  from 
Faust.  Her  sparkling  eye  was  suffi- 
ciently at  war  with  the  gravity  of  the 
strain ;  but  the  pantomime  was  too 
graceful  for  us  to  disturb  it.  She 
made  an  obeisance  to  the  table  and 
the  guests,  then  turned  to  the  astro- 
loger, and,  with  a  bending  of  fore- 
head worthy  of  an  attendant  spirit 
to  the  Lord  of  Solomon's  seal,  paid 
her  homage,  and  instantly  glided  out 
of  the  room.  The  whole  movement 
was  too  expeditiously  over  for  us 
to  have  the  power  of  doing  any  thing 
but  looking  and  wondering,  what- 
ever might  have  been  our  wish  to 


[May, 


secure  the  sylph  as  an  ornament  to 
our  board.  There  was  something 
too  visionary  in  the  entire,  to  leave 
us  in  the  ordinary  state  of  honest 
hussars  over  the  table ;  and  I  am  not 
sure  that  Von  Hermand,  to  this  hour, 
is  perfectly  satisfied  that  the  little 
flask-bearer  was  not  a  creature  of 
the  elements,  made  for  the  occasion 
by  a  whirl  of  the  magician's  wand. 

However,  when  the  first  surprise 
was  over,  I  ventured  to  ask,  whe- 
ther our  landlord  was  fortunate 
enough  to  have  many  such  attendants 
in  his  establishment.  But  the  ques- 
tion was  too  late ;  he  was  absorbed 
in  higher  fantasies.  He  had  thrown 
open  one  of  the  casements,  and  was 
gazing  with  a  pair  of  eyes  that  flash- 
ed with  either  frenzy  or  inspiration 
on  the  face  of  the  night.  The  storm 
had  passed  off,  or  lived  only  in  the 
deep  murmurs  that  told,  from  time 
to  time,  of  the  thunder-clouds  that 
floated  away  over  the  Baltic.  The 
air  breathed  in  deliciously  cool,  and 
with  the  living  freshness  and  frag- 
rance of  the  wild  plants  after  rain ; 
but  the  heavens  wore  the  true  pomp 
of  the  scene ;  the  clouds  and  mists 
had  been  swept  away  alike,  and  the 
skies  were  like  a  Turkish  beauty 
that  had  suddenly  dropt  her  veil  to 
enamour  the  daring  gazer.  Beauti- 
ful at  all  times,  they  were  more  beau- 
tiful still  from  their  sudden  display 
after  such  an  envelopement.  The 
whole  horizon  was  one  splendour, — 
planet  and  fixed  star  burned  side  by 
side  in  every  coloured  brilliancy,  and 
the  meteors  of  the  north  flashed  and 
darted  among  them,  like  showers  of 
gigantic  pearls  and  rubies.  The 
astrologer  continued  gazing,  as  if 
his  eccentric  soul  was  in  his  gaze ; 
then  dropping  on  one  knee,  and  lift- 
ing his  hands  to  their  highest  stretch, 
he  burst  into  a  long  invocation  of 
Sirius,  Aldeboran,  and  the 'hundred 
other  presidencies  of  the  hemisphere, 
into  whose  names  my  inferior  science 
could  not  presume  to  follow  him. 

"  There,"  said  he,  in  a  tone  of  ge- 
nuine adoration ;  "  there,  ride  on  in 
your  fiery  cars,  ye  kings  of  the  des- 
tinies of  nations  !  Abused  as  your 
mighty  science  long  has  been  to  the 
purposes  of  base  artifice,  of  low  illu- 
sion, of  popular  folly,  ye  ride  on  still 
unstained,  still  the  sovereigns  of  the 
high  things  of  empire.  But  the  time 
of  your  glory  is  at  hand,  Ye  are  al« 


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ready  no  longer  insulted  by  being 
supposed  the  arbiters  of  the  trifling 
fates  of  individuals.  The  ageof  super- 
stition is  past ;  the  age  of  science  is 
come.  Ye  bear  in  your  courses  the 
message  of  the  King  of  All  through 
all  his  dominions.  Ye  write  in  let- 
ters to  be  read  only  by  the  favoured 
sons  of  philosophy,  the  solemn  events 
by  which  thrones  are  raised  or  sub- 
verted; by  which  the  armies  of  the 
oppressed  are  created  out  of  the 
dust,  and  the  armies  of  the  oppressor 
are  turned  into  the  grave.  Even  now 
the  hour  is  striking  in  the  turrets  of 
that  temple,  whose  foundations  are 
as  deep  as  the  centre,  and  whose 
pinnacles  sparkle  in  the  heavens, 
the  temple  of  Virtue,  Holiness, 
Strength,  and  Freedom." 

Von  Hermand  and  I  involuntarily 
exchanged  looks  at  these  words.  We 
had  heard  something  like  them  be- 
fore; and  the  editors  of  certain  of 
our  northern  journals  had  been  sent 
to  study  them,  for  the  benefit  of  pos- 
terity, behind  the  bars  of  Spandau 
and  Magdeburgh.  Were  we  in  com- 
pany with  a  madman  or  an  impos- 
tor ?  with  a  regular  illumine  or  a 
professional  spy  ?  was  our  voyage  to 
end  in  being  astrologers,  or  in  trying 
the  atmospliere  of  a  Prussian  dun- 
geon? 

By  the  instinct  that  belongs  to 
every  man  who  has  nd  appetite  for 
writing  a  second  part  or  the  Me- 
moirs of  Trenck,  we  made  up  our 
minds  to  be  as  silent  as  we  could, 
and  choose  another  billet  for  our 
next  night,  let  the  Kleine  Haff  rage 
as  it  may. 

But  the  astrologer  was  in  the  full 
flight  of  his  science  still.  "  Divine 
Regent  of  Kebir !"  he  exclaimed, 
with  his  thin  and  quivering  finger 
pointing  to  a  star  of  the  first  magni- 
tude, that  blazed  in  the  front  of  the 
host,  "  thou  knowest  in  what  the 
throes  and  troubles  of  the  earth  will 
end;  pour  some  of  thy  effulgence 
on  the  soul  of  him  who  now  pros- 
trates himself  in  all  humility  before 
thy  immortal  knowledge !" 

He  stooped  his  forehead  to  the 
ground,  and  remained  there,  like  a 
Persian,  worshipping.  Then  sud- 
denly springing  on  his  feet,  and 
taking  a  hand  of  each,  he  led  us 
to  the  casement.  "  What  is  this 
world,"  said  he,  "  but  a  mist,  a  fleet- 
ing cloud,  a  gathering  of  darkness, 


797 

that  wraps  the  man  and  the  mind,  and, 
after  a  few  years  of  doubt  and  diffi- 
culty, of  thankless  toil,  and  feverish 
trouble,  consigns  him  to  the  bed, 
where  he  lies  down  with  the  worm  ? 
But  Avhat  is  he  without  futurity  ?  but 
what  is  he  not  with  futurity  ?  And 
there  is  the  book  in  which  the  golden 
words  of  all  time  to  come  are  regis- 
tered by  the  hand  that  holds  the  uni- 
versal sceptre.  Yes,"  he  exclaim- 
ed with  still  wilder  solemnity,  "  if 
man  will  know  what  is  to  be  known, 
let  him  seek  it,  not  in  the  impure 
and  frail  records  of  human  intellect, 
but  in  the  imperishable  page  of 
Heaven.  Let  him  read  the  volume 
written  from  all  eternity,  living  with 
splendour  and  instinct  with  wisdom. 
Let  him  worship  the  astral  spirits, 
whose  form  is"  intelligence,  and 
whose  essence  is  truth.  If  all  be  a 
dream,  is  this  not  a  dream  worth  all 
the  waking  knowledge  of  earth  ?  Is 
it  nothing  to  see  the  spirits  of  those 
mighty  orbs  each  throned  on  his  own 
sphere,  and  through  that  eternal  day, 
which  is  not  measured  by  sun  or 
shade,  flooding  the  surrounding 
heavens  with  light,  sending  the  higher 
summons  of  uncreated  wisdom  from 
world  to  world,  penetrating  the  infi- 
nite kingdom  of  space  with  their 
own  essence,  which  is  light,  and 
pouring  out  their  knowledge  through 
all  sentient  things,  which  i^joy  ?  If 
this  be  a  crime,  is  it  not  worthy  to 
be  the  crime  and  ambition  of  angels ! 
if  it  be  a  virtue,  is  it  not  the  fitting 
employment  of  the  soul  made  for 
immortality !" 

He  paused  for  a  moment,  evidently 
exhausted  by  the  ardour  of  his  con- 
templations. Neither  of  us  felt  much 
inclined  to  interrupt  him.  Von  Her- 
mand was  already  half  a  convert,  and 
as  for  me  I  was  at  least  amused  by 
the  wild  animation  of  the  orator.  A 
brilliant  globe  that  shot  across  the 
horizon,  suddenly  rekindled  all  his 
enthusiasm.  "  There,"  he  exclaimed, 
"  is  one  of  the  astral  messengers  fly- 
ing with  the  speed  of  light  to  some 
world  whose  distance  is  unmea- 
sured and  immeasurable  by  mortal 
numbers.  Height  and  depth,  space 
and  time,  to  its  powers  are  alike  no- 
thing ;  it  rushes  by  the  gates  of  pa- 
radise, hearing  the  hymns  of  the 
blest;  it  rushes  through  the  mingled 
dominion  of  light  and  darkness,  suiv 
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hour  summon  up  beneath  the  crea- 
ting hand  ;  it  rushes  by  the  gates  of 
the  kingdom  of  evil  and  woe,  listen- 
ing to  the  echoes  of  punishment  that 
would  throw  all  but  its  essential 
glory  into  eclipse;  still  it  speeds  on- 
ward, bearing  the  mandate  of  Omni- 
potence to  the  nations  of  eternity  !" 

By  a  curious  coincidence,  imme- 
diately on  the  departure  of  the  me- 
teor below  the  horizon,  double  dark- 
ness fell,  the  storm  howled  across 
the  Kleine  Haff;  the  soft  air  came 
impregnated  with  the  powerful 
smells  of  all  things  belonging  to  the 
sea;  thunder  again  bellowed,  light- 
ning swept  in  trains  of  yellow  and 
scarlet  across  the  sky;  the  pomp  of 
the  stars  was  lost  in  tenfold  cloud, 
and  the  Astrologer's  night  was  utter- 
ly at  an  end.  The  meteor  had  been 
the  parting  spirit  of  the  scene,  and 
the  glory  had  departed  with  it.  The 
Astrologer  stood  for  a  while  gazing, 
half  in  despondency,  and  half  in 
homage,  on  the  closing  of  the  gates  of 
his  temple.  Then,  suddenly  turning 
from  the  casement,  made  us  a  pro- 
found bow,  and  with  a  gesture  to- 
wards the  door  of  an  apartment,  by 
which  we  presumed  he  intimated  our 
quarters  for  the  night,  solemnly,  and 
without  a  word,  stalked  from  the 
room. 

It  might  not  be  true  to  say,  that  all 
this  performance  had  produced  any 
very  permanent  impression  upon 
either  of  us ;  but  it  would  be  idle  to 
say  that  we  did  not  feel  very  differ- 
ently disposed  with  reference  to  both 
the  mansion  and  its  lord,  from  any 
thing  that  we  had  expected  to  feel 
when  we  entered.  We  lingered  for 
some  time  in  the  room,  not  quite  sa- 
tisfied as  to  the  incivility  of  our  ha- 
ving originally  taken  the  house  by  as- 
sault, and  as  little  satisfied  as  to  the 
actual  character  of  our  entertainer, 
though  he  was  evidently  a  man  of 
polished  life,  of  certain  attainments, 
and  of  extraordinary  enthusiasm. 
The  little  sylph,  too,  ran  in  my  head 
— I  was  then  five-and-twenty — and  I 
felt  some  curiosity  to  know  whether 
she  and  the  lovely  niece  were  one, 
or  a  pair  of  beneficent  genii,  or  a 
part  of  a  tribe  of  those  pretty  phan- 
toms which  the  master  of  the  spell 
had  the  power  of  calling  from  the 
clouds  or  the  waters  at  will,  to  hand 
him  his  sherbet.  The  thought  was 
of  the  very  nature  to  perplex  one, 


[May, 


for  it  brought  in  the  head  and  the 
heart  together,  and  two  more  puz- 
zling counsellors  never  embroiled  a 
question  in  any  court  of  Teutchland. 
I  had  even  begun  to  imagine  that 
I  saw  the  bluest  eyes  in  the  world 
twinkling  through  the  many  crevices 
of  the  wainscot,  and  that  I  heard  sweet 
accents,  which,  though  the  merest 
whispers,  I  should  have  sworn  to 
in  any  breathing  of  rose  and  balm 
bowers  in  Christendom. 

But  Von  Hermand  had  his  senses 
more  about  him,  and  he  brought  me 
to  mine,  by  the  undeniable  observa- 
tion, that  our  week's  tour  had  pro- 
duced nothing  in  the  way  of  dis- 
covery of  the  object  of  our  pursuit; 
that  all  we  had  hitherto  reaped  from 
it  was  a  great  deal  of  hard  riding, 
hard  language,  and  hard  living  ;  that 
even  the  hospitality  of  the  Astrolo- 
ger, whether  he  were  veritable  star- 
gazer  or  actual  spy,  whether  mad 
magician  or  established  smuggler, 
was  not  altogether  sufficient  to  atone 
for  the  thorough  taste  of  the  Pome- 
ranian climate  which  that  night  had 
supplied;  that  winter  was  coming 
on ;  that  we  might  be  robbed,  or  shot, 
with  complete  impunity,  in  any  five 
hundred  yards  of  the  whole  pro- 
vince; that  we  had  been  saved  to- 
night from  famine  by  little  short  of 
miracle;  and  that  he  would  be  safe  in 
betting  his  three  chargers,  dragoons 
and  all,  that  we  should  not  find  three 
more  such  flasks  of  good  sound  hock 
within  the  borders  of  the  princi- 
pality. 

To  this  logic  I  had  nothing  to  an- 
swer. My  hopes  of  catching  the  gal- 
lant fugitive  had  not  been  ardent 
from  the  beginning ;  I  had  seen  full 
as  much  of  the  Pomeranian  land- 
scape as  I  ever  desired  to  see ;  and  I 
acknowledged  that  I  thought  the 
wisest  act  of  both  would  be  to  make 
our  way  back  to  Rostock  by  the  short- 
est road. 

When  men  have  little  to  talk  about 
they  generally  talk  the  longest,  and 
we  examined  the  bearings  of  the 
question  with  such  deliberation,  that 
the  only  sound  audible  in  the  man- 
sion was  the  snoring  of  the  two  dra- 
goons. The  Major  at  length  moved 
an  adjournment  of  the  debate  till 
breakfast,  if  we  should  be  fortunate 
enough  to  find  any  thing  of  the  kind 
in  this  house  of  moonshine.  "  One 
thing,  however,"  said  I,  "  is  settled. 


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The  Castle  of  the  Isle  of  Rug  en. 


We  turn  our  horses'  heads  home  ?" 
The  Major  gave  his  full  consent  in 
the  most  hussar-like  form.  But  at 
the  instant  of  our  parting,  I  heard  a 
sound  which  threw  the  organs  of  the 
dragoons  quite  out  of  the  field ;  and 
stopped  us  both  at  the  foot  of  the 
steps  up  to  our  chamber.  It  was 
neither  distinctly  voice  nor  instru- 
ment, but  a  compound  of  each,  and 
singularly  sweet.  The  tone  was  in 
complete  accordance  with  the  vision- 
ary nature  of  all  that  we  had  seen 
and  heard  in  the  course  of  the  night; 
it  flashed  up  and  down  the  room,  as 
if  it  had  been  travelling  on  some  post 
fairy's  wing,  or  been  dropt  from  the 
strings  of  some  troubadour  sylph's 
guitar.  It  was  above  our  heads,  it 
was  under  our  feet,  it  was  lingering 
beside  our  ears,  it  was  gushing 
against  our  faces.  It  was  everywhere 
and  nowhere,  wild,  sweet,  and  fluc- 
tuating as  the  wave  of  a  rosebud,  or 
the  glancing  of  a  sunbeam  through 
the  shade  of  a  vine.  While  we  were 
listening  in  some  perplexity  and  high 
delight  to  this  midnight  minstrelsy, 
my  eyes  were  caught  by  an  odd 
change  in  the  lineaments  of  a  por- 
trait some  centuries  old,  and  dis- 
playing the  graces  of  one  of  the 
great-grandmothers  of  the  mansion, 
I  presume.  The  brown  visage  began 
to  look  fresh  and  fair-coloured,  the 
fur  and  ruff,  each  of  which  had  pro- 
bably seen  the  days  of  Gustavus 
Adolphus,  spread,  grew  more  glossy, 
and  presented  a  more  shewy  con- 
trast of  white  satin  and  Siberian 
sable ;  the  whole  costume,  from  the 
studded  stomacher,  stiff  as  the  walls 
that  once  enclosed  Danae  herself,  to 
the  coroneted  wreath  of  pearls  that 
stood  in  grave  dignity  on  the  sum- 
mit of  her  massive  wreaths  of  hair 
all  grew  more  costly  and  captivating; 
in  short,  the  magician,  who  stole 
Tycho  Brahe's  famous  mill,  and  of- 
fered to  pay  off  the  national  debt  of 
all  Germany,  for  a  year's  patent  of 
-its  use,  in  restoring  faded  beauty 
and  ancient  limbs  to  their  original 
charms,  seemed  to  have  been  work- 
ing his  wonders  upon  the  venerable 
lady  in  her  frame.  But  while  we 
were  amusing  ourselves  with  this 
pretty  phantasmagoria,  for  such  we 
could  have  no  doubt  that  it  was,  we 
saw  a  motto,  which  had  hitherto 
lurked  among  the  shades  of  the  pic- 
ture, assume  a  touch  of  light;  it 


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gradually  grew  clearer,  and  at  length 
presented  to  our  eyes  the  distinct 
words,  "  Steinfort,  Jaxmund"  Our 
astonishment  was  undisguised.  How 
the  object  of  our  mission  could  have 
been  ascertained, — for,  among  the 
hundred  subjects  which  had  passed 
over  the  bottle  that  night,  this  had 
never  been  touched  on, — gave  us  a 
new  problem  to  resolve,  and  cer- 
tainly by  no  means  diminished  my 
old  Major's  reliance  on  his  original 
theory,  that  our  entertainer  had  deal- 
ings with  forbidden  things.  How- 
ever, as  the  Castle  of  Jaxmund  was 
a  well-known  spot,  though  every 
turret  of  the  fortress  had  been  a  ruin 
for  a  hundred  years  back ;  and  as  it 
was  not  above  a  dozen  miles  from 
the  place  where  we  were,  though 
separated  by  the  arm  of  the  sea 
which  runs  between  the  Duchy  and 
Rugen,  the  hint  was  not  to  be  thrown 
away ;  and  for  Jaxmund  accordingly 
we  made  up  our  minds  to  move  at 
the  first  dawn. 

But  what  are  the  resolutions  of 
mankind  ?•  The  first  intimation  I  had 
of  daylight  on  the  following  day  was 
from  the  view  of  a  superb  sunset, 
flourishing  the  whole  multitude  of 
western  clouds  with  colours  that 
would  put  a  hundred  Sultan  Soly- 
mans,  in  all  their  glory,  to  shame.  I 
started  up.  We  were  all  in  the  same 
condition.  The  Major  was  in  a 
slumber  so  deep  that  it  was  difficult, 
and  so  delicious  that  it  was  almost  a 
crime  to  awake  him;  our  two  old 
valets  were  like  two  valets  in  Ely- 
sium, and  equally  unwilling  to  be 
roused  from  their  paradise.  The 
next  thing  to  ascertain  was,  whe- 
ther our  entertainer  was  equally  en- 
chained with  ourselves.  But  not  a 
soul  was  to  be  found  within  the 
walls.  The  whole  house  was  tenant- 
less  ;  and  had  evidently  been  evacu- 
ated in  the  most  military  style,  with- 
out beat  of  drum.  Yet  we  had  not 
been  forgotten.  The  magician,  or 
his  attendant  genii,  were  clearly  not 
untouched  with  a  sense  of  mortal 
weaknesses ;  and  in  the  room  which 
had  witnessed  our  symposium  the 
night  before,  we  found  a  table  laid 
out  by  airy  hands,  and  laid  out  with 
a  prodigality  which  supplied  us  at 
once  with  breakfast,  dinner,  and  sup- 
per. We  drank  the  ghost's  health ;  I 
filled  an  additional  bumper  to  the 
sylph  of  the  brown  ringlets.  The 


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[May, 


dragoons  pledged  the  memory  of 
their  night's  repose,  in  some  incom- 
parable mixture  of  beer  and  brandy, 
and,  with  three  huzzas  for  the  ho- 
nour of  the  necromantic  giver  of 
such  schnapps,  and  slumbers,  we 
moved  in  procession  from  the  Man- 
sion of  the  Moor. 

The  sun  was  still  above  the  hori- 
zon, when  we  reached  the  strait  that 
separates  Rugen  from  the  mainland. 
It  was  calm,  and  the  skies  were  re- 
flected so  nobly  in  the  blue  waters 
of  the  Baltic,  that  I  could  have  turn- 
ed astrologer  for  the  half  hour  of  the 
passage.  But  terra  firma  always 
humbles  my  ethereal  speculations. 
Our  horses,  too,  no  sooner  felt  their 
feet  on  the  grass,  than  they  became 
irrestrainable,  snuffed  up  the  air, 
galloped  through  wood  and -brake, 
and  before  total  darkness  had  fallen, 
brought  us  in  sight  of  the  famous 
Castle  of  Jaxmund.  Nothing  could 
be  more  delightful  to  a  lover  of  ruins, 
or  more  alarming  to  a  lover  of  a 
night's  rest.  On  right  and  left,  for 
a  space  that  deepened  into  night, 
the  ground  was  covered  with  frag- 
ments of  arches  and  buttresses ;  ca- 
verns that  seemed  profound  enough 
to  have  held  all  the  biers  of  ten  gene- 
rations of  Vandal  kings ;  pillars,  solid 
enough  to  have  served  their  centuries 
in  Odin's  hundred  and  thirty  thou- 
sand piles  of  the  Palace  of  Valhalla  ; 
remnants  of  turrets,  that  frownea  the 
traveller  into  terror,  before  falling  on 
him;  immense  masses  of  stone,  rising 
here  and  there  from  the  general  heap 
of  ruins,  like  pyramids  in  the  desert, 
nl!  covered,  carpeted,  and  coloured 
over  with  lichens,  weedy  hangings, 
and  branches  of  the  weeping  birch, 
of  all  trees  the  most  graceful,  with  a 
richness  that  must  have  enraptured 
the  most  fastidiously  picturesque 
eye;  but  terribly  ill-looking  to  the 
tired,  the  sleepy,  and  the  famishing. 
A  broad,  wild  palace,  of  forgotten 
times,  which  nature  had  claimed  for 
her  own,  in  default  of  other  tenants, 
and  had  furnished  in  the  most  sump- 
tuous manner,  at  her  leisure,  during 
a  hundred  and  fifty  years  of -undis- 
turbed possession. 

But  for  us,  and  our  dragoons, 
there  was  evidently  not  the  slightest 
preparation.  We  reconnoitered  the 
whole  enceinte,  with  a  glance  as 
keen,  perhaps,  as  ever  engineer  cast 
on  the  horn  work  that  was  destined  ' 


to  blow  him  and  his  caissons  into 
the  limbo  of  Vanity  before  morn- 
ing. But  nothing  was  to  be  got  by 
our  gallop,  but  the  certainty  that  our 
bivouac,  for  the  next  half  dozen 
hours,  must  be  under  the  polar  star. 
There  still  rose,  spread,  waved,  and 
frowned  before  us,  the  same  huge, 
picturesque,  interminable,  and  inex- 
tricable desert  of  stone,  weeds,  and 
weeping  birch,  with  inhospitality 
legibly  inscribed  on  every  stone  of 
the  structure.  Night,  too,  was  fall- 
ing rapidly.  Another  quarter  of  an 
hour  would  leave  us  bewildered, 
in  the  midst  of  a  labyrinth,  that  it 
was  an  achievement  of  no  small  de- 
licacy to  wind  through  by  day.  Our 
last  night's  storm,  also,  gave  symp- 
toms of  its  revisiting  us  with  no  di- 
minished vigour.  The  north-wester 
spoke  many  a  cutting  promise, 
through  the  branches  that  oversha- 
dowed the  grand  avenue  of  this 
temple,  where  Desolation  might  have 
set  up  her  high  altar,  and  been  wor- 
shipped by  the  ghosts  of  a  hundred 
courts,  and  a  thousand  chambers. 
The  mists  began  already  to  sparkle 
in  frosty  embroidery  round  our  furs. 
The  billows  of  the  Ruganische  sea, 
which  here  spread  out  a  sullen 
sweep  of  ocean,  with  nothing  be- 
tween us  and  Lapland,  rolled,  top- 
ped with  liver-coloured  foam,  from 
the  whole  round  of  the  horizon,  and 
never  did  the  Astrologer  himself 
draw  a  surer  conclusion  from  the 
luminaries  above,  than  that  we  were 
perfectly  likely  to  spend  as  uncom- 
fortable a  night  as  any  Tartar  on  this 
side  of  the  Ural. 

In  this  dilemma  I  heard  a  loud 
knocking  at  a  distance,  accompanied 
by  tones  which  told  me  that  our 
valets  had  slipped  away  under  cover 
of  the  dark,  and,  probably,  inspired 
with  no  very  high  conception  of  their 
officers'  sagacity,  were  endeavouring 
to  make  terms  for  themselves.  A 
blaze  of  lightning,  that  tore  up  the 
bosom  of  a  cloud  just  over  our  heads, 
and  filled  the  horizon  with  a  flood 
of  scarlet  flame,  showed  us  the  two 
old  soldiers  laying  siege  to  a  hovel, 
which  had,  by  some  unaccountable 
oversight,  escaped  all  my  sagacity. 
Von  Hcrmand  and  I  were  on  the  spot 
in  an  instant.  But  all  the  information 
which  we  could  get  there  was,  that 
a  lamp  had  been  seen  moving  either 
on  the  roof,  or  on  the  ground,  but 


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The  Castle  of  the  Isle  of  Rug m. 


on  which  was  by  no  means  decided, 
and  that  on  its  being  hailed,  it  had 
suddenly  disappeared.  Philosophy 
would  have  said,  that  it  was  one  of 
the  meteors  that  so  often  glide  round 
old  houses  ;  superstition  would  have 
given  the  lamp,  at  least,  a  ghost  to 
carry  it.  But  there  is  nothing  so  hos- 
tile to  meditations  of  this  kind,  as 
necessity  ;  and  we  were  resolved, 
one  and  all,  to  ascertain  the  full  va- 
lue of  the  phenomenon  before  we 
stirred  from  the  spot.  As  all  our 
usual  means  of  in  vocation  were  found 
useless,  we  began  a  regular  cannon- 
ade of  the  fragments  of  stone,  which 
strewed  the  ground  in  every  direc- 
tion. But  the  hovel,  though  dilapida- 
ted, was  strong,  and  our  artillerists 
grew  tired  before  they  could  effect 
any  thing  in  the  shape  of  a  practical 
breach.  Another  expedient  was  still 
to  be  tried.  Von  Hermand  had  re- 
membered the  effect  of  my  pistol  the 
night  before  ;  and  advancing  close  to 
the  door,  he  fired  into  the  lock,  an 
old  contrivance  among  hussars  for 
saving  the  trouble  of  carrying  keys. 
The  lock  was  heard  tumbling  off 
within,  but  no  opening  followed.  All 
was  despair.  But  all  was  rejoicing 
again,  when  what  seemed  a  huge 
stone  in  the  side  of  the  hut,  but  what 
was  in  reality  a  window,  was  drawn 
back,  and  a  head  as  wild  as  a  Rus- 
sian bear's,  looked  down  upon  our 
group.  We  all  assailed  this  grim  por- 
ter at  once.  Lodging  for  the  night, 
supper,  fire,  bed — let  him  charge  his 
own  price;  but  all  those  we  must 
have,  on  pain  of  storming  his  castle. 

"  You  are  welcome  to  do  your 
worst,"  said  a  voice  not  unworthy  of 
the  head  ;  "  but  this  is  no  inn." 

We  looked  blank  at  each  other. 
But  the  case  admitted  of  no  delay. 

"  Inn  or  not,  my  good  fellow," 
shouted  the  Major,  "  we  will  not  lie 
in  the  open  air  to-night,  while  such 
hounds  as  you  have  a  roof  to  lie  un- 
der. Fair  means  or  foul  ;  take  your 
choice.  Here's  a  rixdollar  a-head 
for  clean  straw  ;  be  a  rogue  and  make 
your  fortune." 

"  If  I  am  to  be  turned  into  a  rogue, 
I  don't  know  an  uglier  tempter  than 
a  hussar,'  said  the  voice.  "  But,  for 
to-night,  I  defy  Satan  and  all  his 
works,  Major  Von  Hermand  and  all 
his  rixdollars." 

Our  astonishment  was  theatrical. 
How  could  this  caitiff  have  known 

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the  name?  The  Major  proposed 
blowing  up  the  house.  I  tried  the 
softer  art  of  eloquence.  The  grim 
visaged  fellow  still  hung  out  of  the 
window,  evidently  watching  our  mo- 
tions. "  You  are  the  first  man  in  all 
the  duchy,"  said  I,  "  who  ever  refu- 
sed our  rixdollars.  But  if  you  are 
too  high  for  silver,  we  have  gold." 

"  I  never  doubted  it,"  said  he,  with 
a  laugh.  "  You  are  too  quick  at  your 
pistol  firing  not  to  pick  up  whatever 
is  going  on  the  road ;  and  too  well 
mounted  to  be  caught  all  at  once. 
But  the  time  will  come  to  all  in  turn ; 
and  there  were  just  five  highway  rob- 
bers hanged  last  week  in  Scania." 

"  What,  in  the  name  of  all  that  is 
impudent,  are  you  ?"  said  I,  nearly 
losing  my  temper.  "  If  this  hovel 
is  noifan  inn,  and  you  are  not  an  inn- 
keeper, are  you  to  leave  gentlemen 
to  lie  in  the  open  air,  when  all  they 
ask  is  shelter  for  a  few  hours  ?" 

"  I  am  a  gentleman  myself,"  said 
the  fellow ;  "  and  to  show  you  that  I 
am,  I  have  given  my  word  of  honour 
to  myself,  that  not  one  of  you  shall 
enter  this  door  within  the  next  twen- 
ty-four hours,  and  I  shall  keep  it." 

With  these  words,  and  a  loud  laugh, 
he  closed  the  window.  But  our  blood 
was  now  up ;  and  what  is  equal  to 
anger  in  awaking  the  invention  ?  I 
recollected  to  have  seen  a  pile  of 
brushwood  among  the  ruins.  I  com- 
municated my  idea  to  our  troop.  The 
dragoons  were  instantly  on  the  track, 
and  in  three  minutes  we  had  a  bun- 
dle of  brambles  heaped  against  the 
door,  that  would  have  made  a  Swe- 
dish beacon.  In  half  the  time,  we  had 
struck  a  light,  laid  it  in  the  heart  of 
our  combustibles,  and  had  the  whole 
in  a  blaze.  It  was  evident  that  the 
operation  was  not  unobserved,  for 
the  first  gush  of  flame  that  curled 
up  the  door,  was  followed  by  screams, 
entreaties,  and  a  struggle  within.  In 
the  mean  time  the  crazy  door  began 
to  blaze,  and  the  crazy  house  would 
have  speedily  followed  the  example, 
but  for  the  opening  of  the  window, 
where  the  grim  fellow,,  who  had  kept 
garrison  so  sturdily,  now  craved  a 
capitulation.  A  treaty  was  conclu- 
ded, Justin  time  for  both  parties,  for 
the  fortress  would  have  been  a  cinder 
in  a  quarter  of  an  hour ;  and  the  skies 
began  to  perform  their  promise  to  us 
in  the  most  energetic  manner.  First 
came  a  few  drops  of  rain,  large  ai 
3  p 


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[May, 


grape-shot,  then  a  blue  twinkle  that 
looked  the  very  spite  of  fire;  then 
came  the  slow,  solemn  roll  of  thun- 
der j  then  a  column  of  chilling  wind, 
that  made  the  old  walls  round  us 
shake  and  shiver;  thenlightning  again, 
but  of  ten  times  the  keenness,  the 
red  malignity,  and  the  ragged  forki- 
ness ;  then  groans,  peals,  and  roarings 
of  the  thunder ;  then  a  cataract  of 
rain,  as  if  the  fountains  of  the  firma- 
ment were  let  open  once  more.  Then 
a  general  field-day  of  the  whole  ar- 
tillery of  tempest;  a  mingled  howl, 
hiss,  flash,  burst  and  bellow  of  fire, 
air,  earth,  and  water,  the  whole  four 
elements  each  and  all  in  full  and 
furious  collision. 

But  fortunately  we  were  now  on 
the  right  side  of  affairs,  and,  with 
whatever  distrust  of  our  guide,  we 
followed  into  the  penetralia  of  this 
extraordinary  dwelling.  And  extra- 
ordinary it  was.  On  the  outside  it 
was  a  low  half  ruin ;  in  the  inside 
it  was  a  succession  of  low  passages, 
obstructed  by  fragments  and  bars, 
but  leading  to  apartments  which  evi- 
dently had  once  seen  the  brave  and 
fair.  The  hovel  was  the  broken 
down  portal  of  a  palace,  or  a  succes- 
sion of  palaces,  such  seemed  the  lof- 
tiness of  the  halls,  and  the  general 
costliness,  though  long  faded,  of  their 
scattered  furniture.  Our  curiosity 
was  awake,  of  course,  but  our  guide 
had  all  the  merits  of  a  mute  ;  and 
from  him  we  could  extract  nothing 
but  the  discovery  of  a  stable  large 
enough  to  have  held  a  regiment  of 
cavalry,  and  in  which  we  tied  up 
our  tired  horses.  The  next  consider- 
ation was  naturally  for  ourselves. 
"  Suppose  now,"  said  Von  Hermand, 
slipping  a  couple  of  Frederics  d'or  in- 
to his  swarthy  hand, — "Your  money 
Is  of  no  use  here,  gentlemen,"  was 
the  reply,  "  You  have  got  what  I 
promised  to  give  you,  shelter,  and 
you  are  entitled  to  no  more.  Even 
if  you  were,  I  have  nothing  more  to 
give"— He  turned  round  his  lantern 
full  on  the  party — "  except  a  piece 
of  advice,  that  you  would  keep  as 
quiet  as  you  can — for  though  you  are 
five  or  maybe  •  fifty,  you  may  be 
matched  here,  and  with  all  your  pis- 
tols you  may  find  the  house  too  hot 
to  hold  you."  We  all  burst  into  a 
laugh  at  this  high  style  from  a  figure 
between  bandit  and  pauper,  but  the 
fellow  never  heeded  our  opinions  on 


the  point ;  but  slowly  threading  his 
way  through  half  a  dozen  more  ca- 
verns, which,  from  the  roar  above, 
seemed  to  be  actually  dug  under  the 
sea,  he  threw  open  a  heavy  door, 
and  shewed  us  our  salle  de  reception 
for  the  night. 

The  place  was  huge,  dreary,  and 
totally  unfurnished  with  any  thing 
better  than  a  deal  table  and  a  few 
benetres;  the  fire-place,  in  which  our 
whole  party  might  have  sat,  seemed 
not  to  have  had  a  blaze  in  it  since  its 
foundation;  and  the  excessive  chill 
of  the  whole  establishment  struck  to 
our  bones.  The  Major  was  again 
vociferous  for  food,  fire,  and  some- 
thing that  at  least  resembled  a  bed. 
I  joined  in  the  cry  with  all  rny  soul, 
and  the  old  dragoons  were  evidently 
on  the  stretch  for  a  signal  to  force 
hospitality  from  our  rugged  host  by 
any  thing  short  of  strangling  him. 
At  length  we  tried  the  foraging  plan 
again,  divided  our  party,  explored 
some  of  the  passages  through  which 
we  had  already  dragged  our  weary 
limbs,  found  here  and  there  a  broken 
chair,  a  shattered  door-post,  or  a  dila- 
pidated pike-shaft,  converted  them 
by  Hussar  law  to  our  own  behoof,  and 
succeeded  in  making  such  a  fire  as 
our  grim  hotel  had  not  seen  in  the 
memory  of  marauders.  But  this 
night,  we  resolved,  "  was  to  be  the 
last."  Human  exploration  could  go 
no  farther;  and  Von  Hermand  easily 
brought  the  house  to  his  opinion  that 
Steinfort's  capture,  in  the  best  of 
times,  was  not  worth  another  such 
bivouac.  The  place,  too,  looked  sus- 
picious. It  was  evidently  never  meant 
for  the  dwelling  of  the  single  poor 
devil  who  held  the  garrison.  A  her- 
mit would  have  died  of  its  loneliness, 
and  a  community  of  monks  would 
have  been  lost  in  its  magnitude.  It 
was  quite  clear  that  the  hovel  by 
which  we  entered  had  communica- 
tion, probably  subterraneous,with  the 
famous  castle,  and  that  we  were  now 
in  one  of  the  castle  halls,  by  what- 
ever means  we  got  there.  The  moon 
too  assisted  our  lucubrations.  The 
storm  had  blown  off  to  the  Arctic  ; 
and  the  skies  were  left  to  all  their 
frosty  beauty.  The  moonlight  rather 
flashed  than  gleamed  through  the 
old  high  windows  of  the  hall,  and  its 
light  streaked  with  silver  the  wild 
sculptures  and  flourished  escutche- 
ons of  a  hundred  knights  and  princes, 


The  Castle  of  the  Isle  of&ugeft. 


long  since  gone  where  neither  blood 
nor  banquet  disturbs  them  in  their 
caparison.  Between  the  blaze  from 
the  fagots,  and  the  lustre  from  the 
skies,  lighting  up  those  grotesquely 
carved  walls,  and  storied  roofs,  the 
whole  might  have  been  taken  for  one 
of  the  Indian  caverns,  with  all  its 
gods  quivering  on  the  walls;  and 
with  ourselves  for  the  worshippers 
at  the  altar  fire,  or  the  victims  to  be 
thrown  into  it. 

Time  and  place  make  half  the 
mind  of  every  man.  The  time  was 
late,  the  place  was  phantomish.  The 
two  dragoons  were,  as  usual  on  all 
emergencies,  as  fast  asleep  as  if  they 
had  been  two  Berlin  watchmen,  and, 
stretched  upon  the  ground  at  a  little 
distance,  looked  like  two  corpses 
waiting  for  transmission  to  their  last 
bed. 

We  ourselves  were  at  least  so- 
lemn. Hussars,  though  they  are 
gallant  fellows,  par  metiery  yet  have 
a  curious  natural  propensity  to  ghost 
stories  ;  a  thing  to  be  accounted  for 
from  their  being  so  often  posted  in 
lonely  places,  so  often  half  asleep 
there,  and  so  often  half  hungry  and 
half  drunk.  Those  causes  of  the 
imaginative  faculty  in  the  hussar 
brain  may  not  be  the  most  sublime, 
but  the  theory  is  not  the  less  true. 
Von  Hermand,  a  capital  fellow  in 
his  way,  and  who  would  have  taken 
a  lion  by  the  beard  in  the  plains  of 
Bilidulgerid,  firmly  believed  in  a 
variety  of  these  phantasms  which 
would  have  done  honour  to  the  in- 
vention of  Wieland.  The  music  of 
the  last  night  came  upon  the  tapis, 
the  sylph  that  made  it  received  my 
most  animated  panegyric,  and  at  the 
moment  of  my  expressing  a  wish, 
possibly  made  more  potent  by  a 
lover-like  sigh,  for  its  return,  lo, 
came  the  music,  the  very  strain  that 
we  had  heard  twenty-four  hours 
before,  and  twenty-four  miles  off  I 
We  looked  at  each  other  in  blank 
astonishment.  But  we  had  other 
surprises.  The  wall  against  which 
the  Major  had  fallen  back,  as  a  sort 
of  rearguard,  in  case  of  a  preterna- 
tural attack,  proved  treacherous  to 
his  hopes,  and  suddenly  giving  way, 
slipped  him,  completely  culbutted, 
down  a  passage,  where  I  lost  sight 
of  him  at  once.  I  of  course  sprang 
after  my  vanished  comrade  ;  but  the 
fall  was  short,  the  mischief  was  no- 


803 

thing,  and  we  discovered  that  we 
had  both  descended  half  a  dozen, 
steps,  and  were  lying  lovingly  to- 
gether against  a  door.  The  Major 
was  first  on  his  feet,  and  in  his  in- 
dignation he  gave  the  invisible  ene- 
my a  kick  furious  enough  to  have 
broken  down  half  the  ancient  doors 
of  Jaxmund. 

More  of  the  sylph's  wonders  still. 
The  door  flew  back,  and  a  hall  was 
opened  before  us,  the  very  scene  for 
a  spell ;  it  was  of  striking  size,  but 
filled  and  furnished  as  if  the  touch 
of  decay  had  never  been  felt  there. 
A  long  table  stretched  down  the 
centre,  covered  with  a  princely  en- 
tertainment j  plate  and  ornaments 
in  profusion  glittered  on  the  board; 
the  walls  were  hung  with  fine  folds 
of  tapestry,  old,  but  retaining  the 
fresh  dyes  of  yesterday,  with  the 
lavish  richness  and  stately  flourish- 
ings  of  the  lovely  looms  of  Arras 
and  Artois,  Lamps  of  silver  and 
crystal  were  hung  from  the  roof,  and 
a  whole  constellation  of  then!  threw 
life  among  the  pictures  of  a  whole 
genealogy  of  Teutonic  knights  and 
sovereigns,  loaded  with  chains  of 
gold  and  jewels,  and  frowning 
through  the  bars  of  helmets  that 
had  been  the  terror  of  the  Saxon 
infidel  and  the  Saracen  five  hundred 
years  before.  All  was  magnificence; 
but  all  was  solitude.  That  guests 
either  had  been  there,  or  were  to  be 
there,  was  certain ;  for  chairs  were 
placed  down  the  length  of  the  table, 
and  on  the  back  of  each  was  hung  a 
sword,  one  of  the  large,  old,  two- 
edged  blades  of  the  Teutonic  knights, 
in  a  belt  of  blackened  steel. 

All  this  was  the  very  costume  of 
necromancy,  and  the  Major's  honest 
countenance  was  obviously  length- 
ened prodigiously.  However,  the 
beauty  and  richness  of  the  hall,  the 
equipment,  and  the  entertainment, 
satisfied  us  that  the  ghosts,  however 
feudal  and  formidable  on  other  occa- 
sions, meant  us  no  harm  in  the  present 
instance.  The  wine,  too,  was  true 
wine;  no  demon  started  from  the 
flask  of  Johannisberg,  of  which  my 
presumptuous  hand  dared  to  pluck 
out  the  gilded  stopper.  The  huge 
covers  concealed  nothing  more  spi- 
ritualized than  fish  and  venison ;  and, 
after  a  brief  recognisance  of  the 
supper,  I  felt  myself  justified  in  pro- 
nouncing, that  the  shades  of  our  an- 


804 

cestors  cultivated  hospitality  in  very 
good  style,  and  kept  excellent  cooks. 
Von  Hermand  also  rapidly  dropped 
from  his  spiritualities  into  a  mere 
human  creature,  took  his  place  in  the 
pompous  velvet-covered  and  lion- 
clawed  chair,  at  the  head  of  the 
table,  and  did  the  honours  with  the 
skill  of  a  court  chamberlain. 

The  change  was  incomparable, 
from  the  hungry  cell  in  which  we 
had  expected  to  pass  the  night,  to 
this  rich-cushioned,  crystal-lighted, 
proudly  pictured,  and  banquet-laid 
gallery;  and  before  our  progress 
could  have  been  perceptible  through 
the  wilderness  of  good  things  which 
rose  inglorious  impedimentupon  our 
table,  we  had  infused  a  courage  into 
our  souls  that  would  have  done  battle 
against  a  whole  army  of  electors, 
sworded  and  shrouded  as  haughtily 
as  Charlemagne. 

But  we  were  recalled  from  this 
Elysium  of  heroism  to  a  sense  of  the 
shortness  of  mortal  enjoyments,  by 
another  wonder.  The  music  floated 
round  us  again,  and  through  a  min- 
gling of  words,  wild  as  an  invocation, 
we  heard  the  name  of  Steinfort,  and 
a  summons  to  follow  the  invisible 
minstrel.  I  cordially  wished  the 
scoundrel  in  the  fosse  at  Magde- 
burgh  for  the  interruption,  and  Von 
Hermand,  now  proof  to  all  interfe- 
rences from  the  clouds,  loudly  se- 
conded my  resolution.  But  then 
carne  the  music  again,  floating  so 
tremblingly,  stealing  with  such  sweet 
and  dying  cadences,  melting  round 
us  with  such  bewitching  tenderness 
of  entreaty,  such  preternatural  me- 
lody of  supplication,  that  my  hero- 
ism gave  way,  and  in  the  full  expect- 
ancy of  catching  the  sylph  and  her 
guitar,  in propria persona,  in  the  next 
apartment,  1  silently  laid  down  the 
glass  that  I  had  just  filled  to  her 
health,  whatever  she  might  be,  stole 
to  the  door,  opened  it,  stole  along  a 
passage,  where  a  faint  light  glimmer- 
ed, whether  from  earth  or  heaven ; 
and  before  I  had  made  three  steps, 
felt  the  ground  shake  under  me,  give 
way,  slip  down,  I  dp  not  know  how 
many  feet  or  fathoms,  and  myself, 
with  a  cord  twisted  round  my  arms, 
and  a  handkerchief  tied  across  my 
mo.utb,  b,y  a  whole  bevy  of  invisible 
hands,  but  stron.g  as  ever  were  flesh 
and  Wood. 

I  must  confess  tli: it  1  v/r.s  not  pro- 


The  Castle  of  the  fsh  of  Runt*. 


pared  for  this  catastrophe ;  and  that 
in  the  uncertainty  whether  I  was  to 
be  dungeoned  for  life,  or  murdered 
and  thrown  among  the  'umber  of 
the  hundred  and  one  caverns  of 
Jaxmund,  I  cordially  wished  for  the 
time  that  my  love  of  music  and 
swindler-hunting  had  stopped  on  the 
other  side  of  the  walls.  But  where 
was  the  use  of  penitence  now  ?  I 
could  not  move  a  limb,  I  could  not 
utter  a  word.  I  gathered  the  frag- 
ments of  my  fortitude  about  me  once 
more;  made  a  virtue  of  necessity, 
and  tried  to  persuade  myself,  that  as 
I  was  made  to  be  shot,  I  might  as 
well  meet  my  natural  fate  by  a  ban- 
dit's bullet  as  a  French  tirailleurs. 
While  I  was  thus  pondering,  a  pale 
light  began  to  creep  along  the  wall, 
distended,  grew  brighter,  gleamed 
through  the  dungeon — for  dungeon 
it  evidently  was;  and,  finally,  rested 
upon  something  fixed  high  up  in  the 
rack,  but  which  soon  appeared  to  be 
a  large  mirror.  The  wonder  grew, 
the  mirror  was  peopled  with  figures, 
sitting  apparently  in  some  kind  of 
legislature,  and  in  deep  deliberation. 
All  were  wrapped  in  cloaks  and  furs, 
and  in  the  old  costume  of  Germany, 
but  all  with  their  caps  drawn  over 
their  brows ;  and  so  far  as  counte- 
nance was  concerned,  completely- 
concealed.  What  their  deliberations 
might  be,  was  equally  hidden  from 
all'ears,  but  those  of  the  world  of 
spirits,  of  which  they  seemed  to  be  a 
privy  council.  But  they  were  evi- 
dently by  no  means  passively  em- 
ployed. Individuals  rose  from  time 
to  time,  gesticulated  with  great  ear- 
nestness, and  on  certain  gestures,  the 
whole  session  seconded  their  senti- 
ments by  a  general  rising,  and  a 
drawing  and  brandishing  of  swords. 
But  what  was  my  alarm  and  astonish- 
ment, when  I  saw  my  unlucky  friend 
Von  Hermand  dragged  forward,  in 
the  arms  of  a  group  of  masks,  bound 
hand  and  foot,  and  forced  to  the  foot 
of  this  formidable  table,  evidently  to 
answer  with  his  life.  A  dozen  swords 
were  hanging  over  his  head,  and  it 
ivas  soon  clear  that  the  unlucky  Ma- 
jor, no  great  orator  by  nature,  and 
amazingly  puzzled  by  the  novelty  of 
his  situation,  was  making  a  disas- 
trous business  of  the  defence.  All 
movement  on  my  part  was  impossi- 
ble. I  was  inexpressibly  grieved-  ft t 
the  imminent  peril  of  my  old  friend. 


18-32.] 


The  Castle  of  the  Isle  of  Rug  en. 


But  there  stood  I,  tied  hand  and  foot, 
and  not  unconscious  that  ray  own 
defence  was  to  come  next,  though 
without  the  slightest  possible  idea  of 
the  nature  of  our  crime.  The  trial 
was  soon  closed.  Von  Hermand  was 
forced  out.  A  few  words  from  the 
President  collected  the  opinions  of 
the  assembly.  My  friend  was  drag- 
ged in  again,  a  crape  tied  over  his 
eyes,  and  a  block  brought  to  the  foot 
of  the  table,  before  which  he  was 
compelled  to  kneel.  A  mask,  with  a 
naked  two-handed  sword,  now  ad- 
vanced,' and  in  another  instant  I 
should  have  seen  the  horrible  spec- 
tacle of  his  death,  when  a  shriek,  a 
struggle,  and  a  door  bursting  open, 
sjhewed  me  the  apparition,  for  so  it 
looked,  of  one  of  my  most  gallant 
comrades  in  the  Tyrolese  war — Fre- 
deric Von  Walstein,  rushing  in, 
tearing  the  crape  from  the  kneeling 
man's  eyes,  throwing  its  arms  round 
him,  and  flinging  the  sword  of  death 
to  the  farthest  end  of  the  hall. 

Alt  was  instant  confusion.  All 
rose,  and  every  sword  was  out  of 
its  sheath;  but  there  was  palpably 
a  division  of  sentiment  in  the  strug- 
glej  for  while  the  majority  crowded 
round  the  president,  and  seemed  dis- 
posed to  assert  his  sentence,  a  con- 
siderable number  formed  a  circle 
round  the  culprit  and  his  protector, 
and  held  the  court  at  bay.  The  tumult 
grew  high,  and  while  not  a  sound 
could  reach  my  ears,  yet  passions, 
by  no  means  spiritual,  were  clearly 
making  wild  work  with  the  gravity 
of  the  tribunal.  Swords  began,  to 
be  busy,  and  a  sweep  of  a  huge 
blade  that  fell  on  the  President's 
cap,  and  narrowly  escaped  shearing 
the  head  off  his  shoulders,  developed 
his  face,  and  shewed,  to  my  immea- 
surable surprise,  the  actual  features 
of  the  Astrologer !  Another  wonder 
— the  necromancer's  danger  brought 
in  another  party,  in  the  shape  of  a 
beautiful  girl,  fantastically  dressed, 
who  threw  her  arms  round  his  neck, 
disarmed  him  of  the  sword  with 
which  he  was  about  to  return  the 
blow,  and  led  him  from  the  chair. 

In  the  midst  of  the  vision  a  sud- 
den explosion  shook  the  cell  around 
me.  Utter  darkness  veiled  all  to 
my  eyes.  I  was  again  seized,  again 
led  througk  a  passage  of  many  steps, 
and  dark  as  Erebus,  where,  how- 
ever, my  fetters  were  cut  away,  and 


the  handkerchief  untied  from  my 
mouth,  and,  with  stern  injunctions  of 
silence  while  on  the  spot,  and  of  se- 
crecy for  ever  after,  I  was  ushered 
from  dungeon  to  dungeon,  until  I 
found  myself  once  more  under  the 
open  sky,  which  I  had,  I  will  ac- 
knowledge, almost  given  up  the  idea 
of  ever  seeing  again. 

My  horse  was  there  tied  to  a  pil- 
lar, but  I  could  discover  no  vestige 
of  my  friends.  The  Major  and  the 
two  old  dragoons  were  vanished  from 
the  face  of  the  land.  Had  they  va- 
nished from  the,  face  of  the  earth, 
too  ?  The  question  was  beyond  my 
powers  of  settlement.  I  yet  resolved 
not  to  leave  the  place  without  doing 
all  that  could  be  done,  by  scrutini- 
zing every  spot  where  any  sign  of 
them  might  be  discoverable.  But  no- 
thing was  to  be  seen  for  miles  round 
but  ruin  heaped  on  ruin  ;  and  of 
whom  was  I  to  ask  questions  but 
of  the  hawks  and  cormorants  that 
screamed  round  me,  and  often  stoop- 
ed so  close  that  they  evidently  took 
me  for  some  vagrant  grampus  dal- 
lying on  shore  ? 

I  gave  a  week  to  the  search,  gal- 
loped miles  without  number,  fret- 
ted myself  into  a  fever,  and  rode  my 
horse  into  a  skeleton.  Still  all  was 
as  dark  as  the  riddle  of  the  Sphinx ; 
and,  in  deep  vexation  and  serious 
fear  of  meeting  the  faces  of  my 
unhappy  friend's  household,  I  at 
length  turned  my  horse's  head  to- 
wards Rostock.  The  last  day  of  my 
journey  was  actually  one  of  the 
most  depressing  I  had  ever  expe- 
rienced, and  I  prolonged  my  journey 
late  into  the  evening,  that  I  might 
leave  as  little  leisure  to  tell  my  me- 
lancholy tale  on  this  night  as  pos- 
sible. But  to  my  utter  surprise,  I 
found  his  house  lighted  up,  as  if  for 
a  grand  gala.  It  struck  me  that  the 
widow  was  making  the  earliest  use 
of  her  liberty.  I  made  my  way  into 
the  house.  The  first  man  I  met  was 
Von  Hermand  himself;  the  next 
Walstein ;  then  came  the  two  wives. 
But  the  enigma  was  still  unexplain- 
ed and  inexplicable.  I  could  get  not 
a  syllable  on  the  subject  from  any 
pair  of  lips  in  the  room.  But  Von 
Hermand  took  me  aside,  and  made  it 
his  gravest  request,  that  nothing  of 
our  castle  adventure  should  be  men- 
tioned until  I  had  his  permission. 
All  this  was  infinitely  perplexing 


806 

but  there  was  no  time  for  quarrel- 
ing with  the  world,  for  Madame  Von 
Hermand  summoned  me  to  hand  one 
of  her  fair  friends  to  the  supper 
table.  I  was  angry  with  man,  though 
scarcely  knowing  why,  and  my 
wrath  was  rapidly  extending  to  the 
better  portion  of  the  species;  but, 
after  all,  was  I  to  be  discontented 
because,instead  of  sorrow  and  sables, 
I  met  good  humour  and  cotillons; 
and,  instead  of  being  summoned  to 
follow  somebody's  funeral,  I  was 
only  ordered  to  join  the  general  pro- 
cession to  supper  ?  I  was  introduced 
to  the  lady  in  question,  and  at  the 
first  glance  instantly  forgot  my 
wrath,  my  reflections,  and,  I  am 
afraid,  my  prudence.  The  sylph,  the 
niece,  the  fairy  queen — the,  I  know 
not  what — the  being  of  the  blue  eyes 
and  chestnut  curls,  stood  laughing, 
blushing  a  little,  and  looking  the  bril- 
liant picture  of  life  and  loveliness 
before  me  !  I  was  fairly  entranced, 
and  for  the  first  time  in  my  long  ad- 
miration of  beauty,  I  felt  no  inclina- 
tion to  be  free.  I  felt,  by  fatal  in- 
stinct, that  the  true  enslaver  was 
come  at  last,  and  that  my  day  of 
liberty  was  done.  Before  the  hour 
was  over,  I  had  made  my  confession, 
and  found  that  my  fair  saint  was 
Madelina  Steinfort,  sister  of  the  lost 
lover,  the  invisible  fugitive,  the  re- 
turned husband. 

But,  further  than  this  knowledge, 
no  adjuration  could  force  a  word 
from  her  coral  lips.  My  destiny, 
however,  was  decided.  As  to  leave 
Madelina  I  found  to  be  utterly  im- 
possible, and  to  continue  sighing 
and  making  fine  speeches  to  her  was 
hors  de  modey  I  offered  her,  without 
circumlocution,  all  the  good  or  ill 
that  was  contained  in  a  captaincy  of 
cavalry,  a  little  Silesian  domain,  and 
a  heart  in  a  state  of  the  most  furious 
conflagration.  The  sex  are  compas- 
sionate, and  she  had  compassion. 
We  were  married  within  the  month, 
and  from  that  hour  I  found  her  more 
tyrannical  than  ever  in  her  com- 
mands, that  I  should  never,  byword, 
glance,  or  even  by  thought,  ask  her 
a  syllable  about  mask,  cavern,  or 
castle.  At  the  end  of  a  year,  and  a 
year  of  as  much  happiness  as  I  sup- 
pose is  generally  to  be  found  in  this 
round  and  wicked  world,  she  made 
me  the  father  of  a  beautiful  boy,  and 
offered  to  tell  me  the  whole  true  his- 
tory of  Jaxmund  and  its  wonders. 


The  Castle  of  the  IsleofRugen. 


[May, 


The  castle  had  been  the  rendez- 
vous of  a  number  of  Prussian  officers 
and  men  of  rank,  who  had  fallen  in- 
to the  new  theory  of  constitutions 
and  charters.  The  solitude  of  the 
place  allowed  of  their  meeting  in 
security,  and  the  formalities  of  the 
old  Teutonic  knighthood  were  car- 
ried on  as  a  disguise  for  the  changes 
of  the  state.  Von  Walstein,  who  had 
taken  the  name  of  Steinfort  for  a 
Brandenburg  estate,  had  been  ena- 
moured of  their  opinions,  and  dis- 
patched to  carry  on  their  correspond- 
ence in  Rostock.  There,  however, 
he  had  fallen  in  love,  forgot  his  com- 
mission, and  married.  A  menace 
from  the  Secret  Council  recalled 
him,  and  he  was  spirited  off  to  Jax- 
mund. The  Astrologer  was  his  uncle, 
a  man  of  rank  and  fortune,  but  wild 
with  extravagant  science,  a  real  en- 
thusiast, and  full  of  fantasies  of  free- 
dom. My  sylph  had  followed  him, 
partly  to  reclaim  him  from  his  visions, 
and  partly  to  recall  her  brother.  Our 
arrival  had  given  her  additional  hopes 
of  effecting  both  purposes,  and  by  a 
magic  lantern,  fairy  music,  and  the 
common  contrivances  of  her  uncle's 
apparatus  for  discovering  what  they 
were  doing  in  the  stars,  she  had  con- 
trived to  draw  us  on.  The  seizure 
of  Von  Hermand  was  the  conse- 
quence of  his  having  been  deemed 
a  spy;  and,  as  the  nature  of  their 
deliberations  laid  them  at  the  mercy 
of  government,  my  poor  friend  was 
very  near  paying  for  his  knowledge 
with  his  head,  "in  the  critical  mo- 
ment Steinfort  had  recognised  him, 
rushed  forward,  and  attempted  to 
save  his  life.  On  his  liberation,  an 
oath  had  been  exacted  from  all  the 
parties,  that  the  whole  transaction 
should  be  kept  in  the  strictest  se- 
crecy for  a  time.  The  time  was  now 
elapsed ;  the  seal  was  now  taken  from 
the  bond,  by  the  reconciliation  of 
the  leaders  of  the  Council  to  Govern- 
ment, and  the  discovery,  as  being 
safe  for  the  principals,  now  became 
common  property. 

The  banquet  in  Jaxmund  had  been 
prepared  for  the  reception  of  some 
distinguished  converts  on  that  night, 
and  the  whole  tissue  of  mystery, 
magnificence,  harmony,  and  repul- 
sion, was  the  natural  work  of  a  de- 
sign at  once  to  keep  away  all  intru- 
sion, and  to  impress  the  new  initiated 
with  the  mysticism  that  turns  the 
German  into  a  hero. 


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THE  GREAT  WEST  INDIA  MEETING. 


PUBLIC  meetings  are  one  of  the 
most  important  parts  of  the  British 
constitution*  We  allude  not  to  those 
meetings,  where  large  masses  of  the 
lower  and  ignorant  classes  of  the 
community  are  brought  together,  for 
no  other  objects  but  to  excite  still 
farther  their  already  inflamed  minds, 
or  poison  by  additional  falsehood 
their  already  perverted  judgments  ; 
not  to  those  in  which  artificers  and 
mechanics  are  called  on  to  dictate  to 
legislatures  on  subjects  requiring  as 
profound  study,  and  as  extensive  in- 
formation, as  the  Principia  of  New- 
ton, or  the  Calculus  of  La  Grange  ; 
not  to  those  in  which  ambition  is  to 
be  awakened  by  flattery,  and  truth 
stifled  by  violence,  and  prejudice 
confirmed  by  applause.  From  such 
meetings  no  good  can  be  anticipated; 
and  the  nation  which  has  the  misfor- 
tune to  be  governed  or  overawed 
by  their  dictates,  is  on  the  high-road 
to  perdition.  But  the  meetings  we 
allude  to  are  of  a  totally  different 
character ;  those  in  which  the  rela- 
tive situation  of  the  different  classes 
of  society  to  each  other  is  not  invert- 
ed but  preserved ;  in  which  men  as- 
semble, headed  by  their  natural  lead- 
ers, under  the  influence  of  a  com- 
mon feeling,  or  the  pressure  of  a 
common  necessity,  to  deliberate  on 
matters  in  which  they  have  a  com- 
mon interest;  in  which  the  object 
in  view  is  not  to  awaken  passion, 
but  to  state  facts ;  not  to  flatter  am- 
bition, but  to  draw  attention  to  suf- 
fering; not  to  overawe  the  will,  but 
to  convince  the  understanding,  or 
melt  the  heart.  Public  meetings  of 
such  a  character  are  the  true  re- 
source of  a  free  people ;  they  are 
the  great  instrument  in  which  the 
public  voice  is  sounded,  when  it  re- 
quires to  speak  in  its  loudest  tones  ; 
the  means  by  which  the  interests 
and  the  calamities  of  the  remoter 
parts  of  the  empire  may  be  made 
known  at  its  centre,  and  the  preju- 
dices or  local  interests  of  the  govern- 
ing legislature  moulded  according  to 
the  wants  or  necessities  of  its  remote 
dependencies. 

Meetings  of  this  description  are  in 
a  peculiar  manner  required  in  regard 


to  our  colonial,  and  especially  our 
West  India  possessions.  Such  is  the 
disposition  of  mankind  to  be  govern- 
ed by  what  they  see,  in  preference  to 
what  they  hear ;  by  clamour  at  home, 
rather  than,  suffering  abroad  j  by  pre- 
judiced or  impassioned  declamation 
from  the  depositaries  of  power  in 
the  centre  of  the  empire,  rather  than 
the  strongest  facts,  or  the  most  con- 
vincing appeals,  from  mere  individu- 
als in  its  extremities  ;  so  that  it  is  im- 
possible that  the  colonies  should  not 
be  sacrificed,  when  they  come  in  col- 
lision with  domestic  prejudice,  if 
their  cause  is  not  occasionally  sup- 
ported by  the  united  influence  of 
rank,  wealth,  information,  and  ta- 
lent, at  such  great  assemblages.  This 
position,  true  of  all  our  distant  colo- 
nies, is,  in  an  especial  manner,  appli- 
cable to  the  West  India  islands.  The 
cause  of  the  planters  there  has  to 
contend,  not  only  with  the  natural 
inattention  to  their  interests,  which 
arises  from  their  being  wholly  un- 
represented in  Parliament,  situated 
at  a  great  distance  from  this  island, 
and  placed  in  circumstances  of  civi- 
lisation, industry,  and  climate,  wholly 
different  from  what  is  here  known, 
and  utterly  unintelligible  to  a  great 
proportion  of  its  inhabitants;  but, 
with  the  additional  and  far  more  for- 
midable, because  more  sincere  and 
respectable  feelings,  arising  from  the 
love  of  freedom  and  the  influence  of 
religion. 

Slavery  in  itself,  and  considered 
without  regard  to  the  slow  changes 
and  imperceptible  progress  by  which 
its  abolition  is  prepared  in  the  eco- 
nomy of  nature,  is  a  state  of  society 
so  abhorrent  both  to  the  feelings  of 
freemen,  and  the  spirit  of  Christi- 
anity, that  it  is  not  surprising  that 
a  numerous  and  sincere,  though  ill- 
informed  and  mistaken,  party  in  this 
country  should  regard  it  as  an  evil, 
which  should  at  all  hazards,  and 
without  vouching  a  reply  to  the  West 
India  proprietors,  be  at  once  extin- 
guished. The  true  answer  to  this 
argument  is,  that  the  West  India  pro- 
prietors are  as  desirous  as  any  sect- 
arians in  this  country  for  the  extir- 
pation of  slavery;  that  they  wait 


808 

only  for  the  time,  and  claim  only 
delay,  to  make  the  preparation  which 
is  necessary  to  prevent  k  from  being 
the  destruction  of  the  slaves  them- 
selves;  and  that,  when  the  burden 
of  the  slave  population  can  be  taken 
oil'  their  hands,  without  anarchy, 
conflagration,  and  murder  being  its 
necessary  consequence,  they  will  be 
the  first  to  get  rid  of  it  for  their  own 
interests,  if  not  from  a  more  gene- 
rous motive. 

Few  are  aware  of  the  vast  length 
of  time,  however,  which  is  indispen- 
sable to  prepare  society  for  the  eman- 
cipation of  a  numerous  slave-popu- 
lation;  of  the  slow  acquisition  of 
the  habits,  the  gradual  growth  of  the 
middling  class,  the  necessary  acqui- 
sition of  artificial  wants  which  are 
indispensable  towards  the  safe  re- 
moval of  this  coercive  system  on  the 
lower  ranks  of  society;  and  that, 
wherever  any  attempt  is  made  to 
outstep  the  progress  of  nature,  and 
hasten  the  changes  of  time,  horrors 
unutterable  are  the  consequence, and 
centuries  of  additional  slavery  are 
necessarily  imposed  upon  the  peo- 
ple. To  those  who  are  acquainted 
with  historical  facts,  it  is  sufficient 
to  mention  that  slavery  never  could 
be  got  rid  of  in  the  Greek  and  Ro- 
man empires;  that  it  subsisted  till 
within  these  three  centuries  both  in 
France  and  England,  as  well  as  all 
over  Europe ;  that  its  ultimate  era- 
dication was  so  gradual,  that  it  was 
imperceptible;  and  that,  wherever 
sudden  emancipation  was  attempted, 
it  led  to  horrors  similar  to  the  Ja- 
maica revolt;  the  atrocities  of  the 
Jacquerie  in  France,  in  the  reign  bf 
Edward  III. ;  the  insurrection  of  the 
Boors  in  Germany,  in  the  time  of 
the  Emperor  Charles  V. ;  and  the 
revolt  of  Wat  Tyler  in  England,  in 
the  reign  of  Richard  II. 

Three  months  ago,  while  yet  Ja- 
maica, so  far  as  we  knew  in  this 
country,  was  in  a  state  of  undisturb- 
ed tranquillity,  we  foretold  that  the 
mingled  tempest  of  political  and  re- 
ligious fanaticism  which  had  lately 
overspread  these  Islands,  would  soon 
involve  the  West  Indies  in  servile 
revolt,  and  all  the  horrors  of  confla- 
gration ;  and  that  unless  a  remedy 
was  speedily  applied  by  Govern- 


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[May, 


ment,  that  right  arm  of  British 
wealth  and  power  would  be  severed 
from  the  Empire.*  It  is  needless  to 
say,  how  completely,  to  the  very  let- 
ter, our  prophecy  has  been  verified. 
We  founded  our  opinion  on  the  ex- 
perience of  what  the  fumes  of  phi- 
lanthropy and  the  transports  of  re- 
form had  done  to  St  Domingo  at  the 
commencement  of  the  first  French 
Revolution ;  and  we  predicted  that 
the  same  caus'es  would  produce  the 
same  results,  if  a  total  change  of 
system  was  not  immediately  adopt- 
ed in  regard  to  those  invaluable  co- 
lonies. The  efforts  of  "  Les  Amis  du 
Noirs"  headed  by  Brissot  and  the 
leading  Revolutionists  at  Paris 
prepared  the  soil  for  the  explosion 
in  St  Domingo,  exactly  in  the  same 
manner  as  those  of  the  friends  of 
Negro  emancipation  have  done  in  Ja- 
maica within  these  few  years ;  and 
the  spark  was  communicated  to  both 
colonies  by  the  same  cause,  viz.  the 
extravagant  hopes  of  immediate 
emancipation,  excited  by  the  acces- 
sion of  a  reckless  and  reforming  ad- 
ministration to  the  head  of  aft'airs  in 
their  respective  kingdoms^nisDaarn 
Those  who  will  take  the  trouble 
to  look  back  in  the  journals  of  the 
day  to  the  speeches  of  the  leading 
popular  orators  in  the  spring  and 
summer  of  1830,  will  be  at  no  loss 
to  discover  the  remote  cause  of  the 
late  deplorable  insurrection.  Negro 
emancipation,  speedy  unconditional 
Negro  emancipation,  was  then  the 
ladder  by  which  the  Whigs  endea- 
voured to  scramble  into  power;  the 
lever  by  which  they  expected  to 
shake  the  Duke  of  Wellington's  ad- 
ministration, and  work  on  the  gene- 
rous and  inconsiderate  feelings  of 
the  English  peasantry.  Petitions  so 
numerous  on  the  subject  flowed  into 
both  Houses  of  Parliament,  that  a 
resolution  was  passed  applicable  to 
them  alone,  that  they  should  not  be 
printed.  To  speak  to  any  of  these 
fervid  orators,  of  time,  of  changes  in 
character,  compensation  to  the  plan- 
ters, ruin  to  the  negroes,  was  as 
hopeless  as  it  would  be  to  speak  to 
the  present  Reformers  of  the  conse- 
quences of  the  Reform  Bill.  If  any 
man  had  foretold  to  the  numerous 
and  enthusiastic  petitioners  to  Par- 


sii 

*  See  No.  191.   Feb.  1832. 


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Great  West  India  Meetiny. 


liament  at  that  period,  that  in  less 
than  t\vo  years  50,000  Negroes 
should  be  in  open  revolt,  an  hundred 
plantations  in  flames,  and  damage  to 
the  extent  of  several  millions  ster- 
ling incurred  from  their  rash  and 
ignorant  measures,  he  would  have 
been  stigmatized  as  a  cold-blooded 
tyrant,  who  was  desirous  only  to 
wring  their  last  drop  of  blood  out  of 
his  suffering  fellow  creatures. 

This  extravagant  passion  for  im- 
mediate and  unconditional  Negro 
emancipation,  arrived  at  a  perfect 
climax  in  July  1830,  when  the 
speeches  preparatory  to  a  general 
election  were  in  the  course  of  deli- 
very. Emancipation  of  the  slaves 
was  the  incessant  cry  of  all  the  po- 
pular party  at  that  time :  Lord 
Brougham  thundered  on  the  fruitful 
theme  in  the  Palace- Yard  at  York, 
and  found  in  the  sympathy  of  the 
religious  freeholders  of  that  great 
county,  the  means  of  securing  his 
return  to  Parliament  as  its  represen- 
tative. The  most  moderate  of  the 
friends  of  the  Negroes  only  urged 
the  propriety  of  putting  off  the  com- 
mencement of  the  system  of  eman- 
cipation till  the  end  of  1831,  and 
they  were  looked  upon  by  their 
more  ardent  brethren  as  somewhat 
lukewarm,  and  indifferent  in  the 
cause.  JB  ed  iliw  ,088  i 

It  was  in  the  midst  of  this  tu- 
mult of  emancipating  frenzy  that 
the  three  glorious  days  at  Paris  ar- 
rived, which  was  so  soon  followed 
by  the  fall  of  the  Duke  of  Welling- 
ton's Administration,  and  the  acces- 
sion of  our  present  rulers  to  office  in 
this  country.  Since  that  time  no- 
thing has  been  heard  of  Negro  eman- 
cipation. Popular  ambition  having 
got  a  new  and  more  alluring  object 
of  ambition,  the  poor  slaves  have 
been  neglected,  and  the  seeds  of 
conflagration  transferred  from  the 
West  India  Islands  to  the  heart  of 
the  Empire. 

But  while  this  change  in  the  phan- 
tom of  popular  ambition  entirely 
drew  the  attention  of  this  country 
from  the  condition  of  the  Negroes,  it 
nourished  in  these  simple  and  de- 
luded men  the  most  fatal  expecta- 
tions as  to  the  deliverance  which 
speedily  awaited  them.  They  saw 
their  former  and  steadfast  advocates 
raised  to  the  highest  offices  in  the 
Btate ;  heard  the  voice  which  had  so 


809 

long  and  eloquently  pleaded  their 
cause  in  the  Chapel  of  St  Stephen's 
and  on  the  Hustings,  on  the  Wool- 
sack, and  were  told  from  every 
quarter,  that  under  the  auspices  of 
a  reforming  King,  and  a  popular  ad- 
ministration, a  new  constitution  was 
to  be  given  to  the  Empire,  and  a  new 
era  of  freedom  and  happiness  to 
arise  upon  all  its  vast  possessions — 
what  conclusion  could  they  draw 
from  this?  what  conclusion  would 
any  man  have  drawn  in  the  same  cir- 
cumstances, but  that  Reform  was  to 
be  to  them  emancipation,  andi  that 
the  same  sublime  patriotism  which 
extricated  the  inhabitants  of  Great 
Britain  from  the  tyranny  of  the  bo- 
rough-mongers, was  to  snatch  them 
from  the  lash  of  the  slave-driver  V 

The  speeches  of  ministers  when 
the  West  Indies  were  brought  for- 
ward, were  so  extravagant  and  vio- 
lent that  it  is  no  wonder  that  the 
West  Indies  were  fanned  into  a 
flame.  On  15th  April  1831,  Lord 
Howick,  Under  Colonial  Secretary  of 
State,  said  in  his  place  in  the  House 
of  Commons: — "The  honourable 
and  learned  gentleman  (Mr  Burge, 
the  agent  of  Jamaica)  asks,  if  we 
mean  to  abandon  the  policy  of  1823, 
and  to  sacrifice  property  V  For  my- 
self, I  have  no  hesitation  in  answer- 
ing in  the  negative.  I  would,  un- 
questionably, preserve  the  rights  of 
property,  but  I  would  not  preserve 
them  at  the  expense  of  the  rights  of 
the  slave.  I  object  to  immediate 
emancipation,  for  the  sake  of  the 
slaves  themselves;  but  were  I  con- 
vinced that  immediate  emancipation 
could  be  effected  with  safety  to  the 
slaves,  I  should  say,  let  it  take  place 
at  once;  the  planter  might  then,  in- 
deed, have  a  just  claim  on  the  Bri- 
tish nation,  by  whose  encourage- 
ment and  sanction  he  has  been  in- 
duced to  acquire  the  property  of 
which  he  would  be  deprived.  It 
would  be  unjust  that  the  whole 
penalty  should  fall  on  those  who 
have  only  shared  the  crime  by  which 
it  has  been  incurred.  But,  however 
large  the  claim  of  the  West  Indian 
for  compensation  may  be*  I  do  not 
hesitate  to  say  that  it  should  not 
stand  in  my  way  for  a  moment,  as 
weighed  against  the  importance  of 
putting  an  end  to  the  sufferings  of 
tfre  slaves.  T  consider  the  wKoTe 
system  of  slavery  one  of  such  deep 


810 

oppression,  and  iniquity,  and  cruel- 
ty, that,  if  I  could  be  satisfied  it  was 
safe  to  emancipate  the  slaves  now,  I 
would  say,  *  Do  soy  and  do  it  at  once  ; 
and  we  will  settle  scores  among  our- 
selves afterwards,  and  determine  in 
what  proportion  the  penalty  of  our 
guilt  is  to  be  paid ;  but  the  victim  of 
that  guilt  must  not  continue  for  one 
hour  to  suffer,  while  we  are  haggling 
about  pounds,  shillings,  and  pence.'  " 
When  such  sentiments  were  utter- 
ed by  the  organs  of  government,  is 
it  surprising  that  the  West  Indies 
caught  fire  ? 

The  imminent  danger  of  this  delu- 
sion gaining  ground,  which  was  pre- 
cisely the  cause  of  the  great  revolt  of 
the  St  Domingo  slaves  in  1789,  which 
at  length  destroyed  that  noble  colo- 
ny, was  fully  explained  to  govern- 
ment, and  they,  in  consequence,  pre- 
pared the  folio  wing  proclamation,  cal- 
culated to  extinguish  such  chimeri- 
cal expectation. 

"  By  the  King — A  proclamation.— 
William  R.  Whereas  it  has  been  repre- 
sented to  us,  that  the  slaves  in  some  of 
our  West  India  colonies,  and  of  our  pos- 
sessions on  the  continent  of  South  Ame- 
rica, have  been  erroneously  led  to  believe, 
that  orders  have  been  sent  out  by  us  for 
their  emancipation  :  and  whereas  such  be- 
lief has  produced  acts  of  insubordination, 
which  have  excited  our  highest  displeasure  : 
We  have  thought  fit,  by,  and  with  the 
advice  of  our  privy  council,  to  issue  this 
our  royal  proclamation  :  And  we  do 
hereby  declare  and  make  known,  that  the 
slave  population  in  our  said  colonies  and 
possessions  will  forfeit  all  claim  on  our 
protection  if  they  shall  fail  to  render  en- 
tire submission  to  the  laws,  as  well  as 
dutiful  obedience  to  their  masters  :  And 
we  hereby  charge  and  command  all  our 
governors  of  our  said  West  India  colonies 
and  possessions,  to  give  the  fullest  publicity 
to  this  our  proclamation,  and  to  enforce, 
by  all  the  legal  means  in  their  power,  the 
punishment  of  those  who  may  disturb  the 
tranquillity  and  peace  of  our  said  colo- 
nies and  possessions. 

"  Given  at  our  court  at  Saint  James's, 
this  third  day  of  June,  one  thousand 
eight  hundred  and  thirty-one,  and  in  the 
second  year  of  our  reign. — God  save  the 
King." 

But  what  did  Government  do  at 
the  same  time  ?  Afraid  during  the 
reform  struggle  of  injuring  them- 
selves in  the  eyes  of  their  emancipa- 
ting supporters  in  this  country,  they 
sent  out  along  with  this  declaration 


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an  injunction,  "  that  it  should  not  be 
made  use  of  unless  a  case  of  necessity 
arose"  And, accordingly,  Lord  Bel- 
more  did  not  feel  himself  authorized 
to  publish  it  till  the  *2±th  December, 
when  the  insurrection  was  just  break- 
ing out.  This  delay,  Sir  Willoughby 
Cotton  justly  iemarks,  was  "  most 
astonishing,  as  it  would  appear  to 
have  been  known  on  almost  all  the 
estates  that  it  was  the  determination 
of  the  Net/roes  not  to  work  after  New 
Year's  day  without  being  made  free" 
Now  what,  in  the  name  of  justice, 
of  humanity,  of  common  sense,  can 
be  urged  in  favour  of  this  prohibi- 
tion ?  If  the  proclamation  was  not 
required,  why  issue  it  ?  If  it  was, 
why  send  it  to  the  colonies  with  an 
injunction  not  to  use  it?  "A  case 
of  necessity"  must  arise,  it  seems, 
before  it  is  to  be  used.  Is  the  burn- 
ing of  an  hundred  plantations,  the 
slaughter  of  thousands  of  Negroes, 
the  loss  of  four  millions,  the  "  case 
of  necessity"  to  which  it  alludes  ? 
It  sets  out  with  stating  that  it  had 
been  represented  to  them  in  June 
1831,  that  the  slaves  in  the  West  In- 
dia Colonies  "  have  been  erroneously 
led  to  believe,  that  orders  have  been 
sent  out  by  us  for  their  emancipation, 
and  whereas  such  belief  has  produ- 
ced acts  of  insubordination,  which 
have  excited  our  highest  displea- 
sure." Here  then  the  existence  of 
commenced  insurrection,  and  the 
causes  to  which  it  was  owing,  are  ad- 
mitted; the  governors  are  ordered 
"  to  give  the  fullest  publicity  to  this 
our  proclamation;"  and  yet  private 
orders  are  sent  out  NOT  to  publish 
the  proclamation ;  not  to  dispel  the 
illusion  under  which  the  slaves  la- 
boured, but  to  allow  them  to  go  on, 
infatuated  by  the  idea  that  their 
emancipation  had  been  granted  to 
them,  and  was  withheld  by  the  local 
authorities!  One  would  imagine 
from  such  conduct,  that  it  was  the 
design  of  government  to  entice  the 
slaves  on  to  commit  themselves  to 
acts  of  insurrection,  in  order  that 
they  should  be  subjected  to  the 
severer  and  prompter  punishment, 
— in  the  same  way  as  when  intelli- 
gence of  an  intended  housebreaking 
is  received  by  the  police,  they  fre- 
quently allow  the  offenders  to  get 
into  the  house,  and  commit  the  ca- 
pital felony,  before  they  rush  from 
their  hiding-places  and  arrest  the 


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From  any  such  nefa-     which  is  to  be  dreaded.     That  the 
Gospel  itself  is  perfectly  consistent 
with  a  due  subordination  on  the  part 
of  slaves  to  their  masiers,  is  evident, 
only  from 


1832.] 

delinquents. 

rious  design  we  fully  acquit  our 
well-meaning  and  sincere,  but  weak 
and  ill-informed  Colonial  Ministers; 
but  from  whatever  motive  their  con- 
duct proceeded,  certain  it  is  that  it 
had  precisely  this  effect,  and  led  on 
the  slaves  to  insurrection  as  effectu- 
ally as  if  they  had  purposely  design- 
ed to  deliver  over  these  once  flou- 
rishing islands  to  rapine  and  confla- 
gration. 

The  slaves,  it  is  to  be  recollected, 
are  not  the  ignorant  body  which  they 
once  were.  Forty  thousand  emanci- 
pated Negroes,  chiefly  in  respectable 
stations  in  society,  are  to  be  found  in 
Jamaica  alone,  the  greater  part  of 
whom  can  read  and  write;  and 
though  the  conduct  of  this  body  du- 
ring the  late  trying  disturbances  has 
been  exemplary  in  the  extreme,  yet 
it  is  evident  that  they  formed  a  cer- 
tain channel  of  communication  by 
which  the  rash  and  ignorant  efforts 
of  the  emancipating  party  in  this 
country  were  speedily  made  known 
to  their  enslaved  brethren  in  the 
West  Indies.  Without  ascribing  to 
these  freedmen  any  but  the  most  be- 
nevolent and  philanthropic  motives, 
it  is  impossible  to  conceive  that  they 
would  not  read  with  avidity  the  in- 
flammatory harangues  in  favour  of 
speedy  or  immediate  emancipation 
with  which  Great  Britain  resounded, 
and  the  popular  journals  were  filled, 
during  the  whole  of  1829  and  1830; 
nor  is  it  surprising  that  these  eman- 
cipated Africans,  on  the  threshold  of 
civilisation,  were  misled  as  to  the 
effects  of  rapid  emancipation,  when, 
with  the  example  of  St  Domingo  be- 
fore their  eyes,  they  were  overlooked 
by  such  men  as  Lord  Brougham, 
Lord  Goderich,  and  Mr  Charles 
Grant. 

A  large  proportion  of  the  Negroes 
themselves  are  now  able  to  read  and 
write,  and  doubtless  this  opened  an 
additional  and  wide  channel  for  the 
reception  of  seditious  and  inflamma- 
tory doctrines,  either  from  reckless 
and  ambitious  popular  leaders  in  this 
country,  or  ignorant  and  fanatical 
Missionaries  in  the  West  Indies.  It 
is  from  the  efforts  of  such  men,  how- 
ever, not  the  mere  diffusion  of  reli- 
gious instruction,  that  any  danger  is 
to  be  apprehended — it  is  not  Chris- 
tianity, but  Christianity  iiscd  as  the 
organ  of  revolution  or  fanaticism, 


not  only  trom  its  precepts,  which 
every  where  enjoin  a  scrupulous 
discharge  of  their  duty  by  the  slave 
as  well  as  the  master,  and  no  where 
give  the  slightest  encouragement  to 
insurrection  or  revolution,  but  from 
the  historical  fact  that  it  co-existed 
with  slavery  for  fifteen  hundred  years 
without  any  disturbance  further  than 
what  occasionally  arose  from  the 
frenzy  of  democracy  ;  and  that  it  is 
now  to  be  found,  side  by  side,  with 
the  Evangelists  in  one  half  of  the 
Christian  world. 

Religion,  indeed,  is  fitted  ultimate- 
ly to  effect  the  greatest  changes  in 
society  ;  but  the  mode  in  which  they 
are  effected  is,  as  Guizot  has  just- 
ly remarked,  by  coercing  the  pas- 
sions, and  softening  the  feelings  of 
the  human  heart,  not  by  any  changes 
in  the  elements  of  civilisation.  Pre- 
scribing no  changes  for  the  frame  of 
society  ;  enjoining  no  innovation  in 
the  relation  between  man  and  man  ; 
convulsing  nations  by  no  sudden  al- 
terations in  their  government  and 
institutions,  it  confines  all  its  efforts 
to  purifying  the  life  and  the  con- 
science;  and  effects  great  ultimate 
changes  in  society  by  the  improve- 
ment which  it  has  effected  in  the 
disposition  of  its  members.  Such 
changes  are  necessarily  extremely 
gradual  and  perfectly  safe  ;  because 
they  imply  that  the  necessary  change 
is  effected  in  the  human  mind  before 
any  alteration  is  attempted  in  socie- 
ty, and  measures  of  severity  render- 
ed unnecessary  by  the  altered  ideas 
of  those  who  are  subjected  to  them. 
Under  the  influence  of  this  blessed 
and  Christian  spirit,  the  bonds  drop 
from  the  hands  of  the  slave  without 
his  being  conscious  of  it;  the  num- 
ber of  manumissions  enlarges  gradu- 
ally from  the  conscientious  scruples 
of  the  slave-owners,  and  the  increased 
habits  of  order  and  industry  in  the 
labouring  population;  a  numerous 
mixt  class  arises,  partly  servile  and 
partly  free;  the  advantage  of  free 
labour  becomes  obvious,  from  the 
spread  of  artificial  wants  among  the 
slaves  having  induced  them  to  sub- 
mit to  the  severe  and  unceasing  toil 
which  is  the  attendant  of  freedom, 
by  the  unvarying  decree  of  Provi- 


810 

aence;  and  by  common  consent  and 

ty  a  sense  of  mutual  advantage,  slavery 
'  gradually  dies  out,  like  an  ancient 
and  now  forgotten  language,  in  a  few 
remnants  of  the  people.  Such  was 
the  pacific  and  unobserved  extinc- 
tion of  slavery  in  Great  Britain, 
France,  Germany,  and  Italy,  in  the 
sixteenth  century,  under  the  silent 
influence  of  Christianity  on  the  hu- 
man heart.  But  very  different  have 
been  the  results,  in  every  age  and 
country,  from  all  attempts  to  com- 
bine religion  with  revolution,  and 
convert  the  unseen  spirit,  which 
walks  in  the  silver  robe  of  innocence 
through  the  human  heart,  into  the 
armed  and  reckless  innovator,  which, 
by  the  aid  of  sovereign  or  sacerdo- 
tal power,  at  once  effects  great  and 
perilous  changes  in  the  frame  of  so- 
ciety. From  all  such  attempts  utter 
ruin  both  to  master  and  servant  have 
arisen  in  all  ages  of  the  world ;  and 
by  such  attempts,  the  silent  and  pa- 
cific process  of  emancipation  has 
been  more  retarded  than  by  any 
other  events  which  history  records. 
There  is  but  one  lesson  of  experi- 
ence on  this  subject,  and  it  is  told  in 
characters  of  fire  in  the  Jacquerie  of 
France,  the  great  slave  revolt  of  Ger- 
many, the  ashes  of  St  Domingo,  and 
the  flames  of  Jamaica. 

We  are  unwilling  to  prejudice 
even  in  the  remotest  degree,  and  in 
any  quarter  where  it  may  prove  in- 
jurious to  them,  the  cause  of  the 
Baptist  and  Missionary  priests,  who 
are  to  stand  their  trial  for  seditious 
practices,  and  instigations  tending  to 
produce  revolt.  The  matter  will  be 
investigated  by  the  legal  tribunals  ; 
and  it  will  soon  be  seen  whether 
well-meaning  fanaticism  has  had  as 
large  a  share  as  political  ambition, 
popular  enthusiasm,  or  ministerial 
weakness, in  producing  the  desperate 
suffering,  the  deplorable  scenes,  the 
heart-rending  punishments,  which 
have  been  the  unavoidable  conse- 
quence of  the  late  insurrection. 
When  this  matter  is  elucidated  by 
the  proper  evidence, we  shall  return 
to  the  subject. 

But  there  is  another  topic  of  still 
greater  importance,  in  which  the 
conduct  of  government  appears  in 
equally  deplorable  colours,  and  that 
is,  the  tyrannical  use  which  they  have 
made  of  the  distresses  of  the  West 
India  islands,  to  endeavour  to  force 


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[May, 


upon  their  local  legislatures  an  Order 
in  Council  totally  unsanctioned  by 
Parliament,  and  which,  in  the  opi- 
nion of  all  those  possessed  of  any 
local  information,  will  prove  fatal 
to  all  the  West  India  estates,  by  the 
extravagant,  ruinous,  and  useless 
stipulations  in  favour  of  the  Negroes 
which  it  contains.  The  oppressive 
means  which  were  to  be  adopted  to 
force  this  obnoxious  Order  in  Coun- 
cil upon  the  refractory  Colonial  Le- 
gislatures, were  thus  detailed  by 
Lord  Howick,  Under  Colonial  Se- 
cretary of  State,  on  15th  April,  1831, 
in  the  debate  above  alluded  to. 

"  Such  an  Order  in  Council  is  now 
in  preparation,  embodying  every  im- 
provement which  has  already  been 
tried  with  success,  either  in  our  own 
colonies  or  in  those  of  any  other 
power,  and,  without  adopting  any 
new  principle,  supplying  any  defects 
which  have  been  discovered  in  the 
manner  of  carrying  into  execution 
what  has  already  been  attempted. 
This  Order  in  Council  will  be  sent 
out  to  the  colonies  with  the  intima- 
tion that,  to  entitle  them  to  the  indul- 
gence which  it  is  intended  to  hold  out, 
they  must  adopt  it  word  for  word, 
without  addition  or  alter ation^^Rta  >*j 

Now,  observe  Avhat  this  amounts 
to.  The  government  say  to  the  Co- 
lonial Legislatures,  who  alone  possess 
the  legal  power  of  legislating  for  their 
respective  islands,  "  We  know  you 
are  ground  to  the  dust  by  long  con- 
tinued and  overpowering  distress; 
we  are  aware  of  your  necessities  ; 
we  know  that  you  are  threatened 
with  an  insurrection  among  your 
slaves,  and  crushed  by  burdensome 
taxes  on  every  part  of  your  produce ; 
but  unless  you  will  surrender  your 
chartered  liberties,  and  adopt  an  Or- 
der in  Council,  a  royal  ordinance,  as 
an  act  of  your  own  parliament,  we 
will  not  give  you  the  relief  which 
we  know  you  indispensably  require." 
And  this  is  the  conduct  of  Whig 
statesmen,  the  descendants  of  the 
opponents  of  Lord  North,  the  cham- 
pions of  North  American  freedom, 
the  vehement  condemners  of  the 
royal  ordinance  of  Charles  X.,  and 
the  advocates  of  Parliamentary  le- 
gislation and  the  representative  sys- 
tem all  over  the  world  ! 

This  intention  was  too  completely 
carried  into  execution.  The  pro- 
posed Acts  in  Council  were  issued 


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1832.] 

on  20th  June,  and  2d  November, 
1831,  and  immediately  sent  out  to 
all  the  colonies,  accompanied  with 
the  intimation,  that  "  government 
had  resolved  to  adopt  certain  fiscal 
regulations  for  the  relief  of  the  co- 
lonies, but  that  they  would  do  so 
only  on  condition  of  the  regulations 
of  this  Order  in  Council  being  expli- 
citly complied  with,  and  that,  to 
avoid  all  dispute  as  to  what  might 
or  might  not  be  deemed  compliance, 
nothing  would  be  deemed  sufficient 
by  government,  but  an  act  of  the  lo- 
cal legislature,  declaring  the  Act  in 
Council  to  have  the  force  of  a  law." 

The  way  in  which  this  outrageous 
attempt  to  elude  the  rights  of  the  lo- 
cal legislatures  in  the  colonies  has 
been  received,  will  appear  from  the 
following  extracts : 

The  inhabitants  of  Dominica  have 
unanimously  signed  a  protest,  bear- 
ing among  other  statements, 

"  That  the  inhabitants  of  this  colony 
challenge  the  minutest  investigation  into 
the  treatment  of  their  slaves,  provided 
that  recourse  is  not  again  had  to  the 
grossest  system  of  intimidation,  and  a 
harassing  cross-examination  of  witnesses, 
to  make  out  a  case  in  accordance  with  the 
views  of  those  persons  in  the  mother 
country  who  so  unremittingly  seek  the 
destruction  of  these  colonies. 

"  That  the  surprise  is  only  equalled  by 
the  indignation  with  which  the  inhabi- 
tants of  this  colony  have  heard  published, 
by  the  voice  of  a. policeman,  in  the  market- 
place, two  documents  purporting  to  be 
Orders  of  his  Majesty  in  Council — one 
subverting  their  dearest  rights  and  privi- 
leges as  British  subjects,  and  the  other 
robbing  them  of  the  miserable  wreck  of 
their  already  wasted  fortunes. 

"  That  the  said  Order  in  Council  of 
the  20th  of  June,  constituting  a  judicial 
system,  as  stated  to  be  for  improving  the 
administration  of  justice,  must  have  been 
framed  in  mockery  of  the  unfortunate  in- 
habitants, whose  lives  and  fortunes  it  has 
placed  at  the  mercy  of  salaried  judges, 
holding  office  only  during  the  pleasure  of 
a  saintly  cabal,  who  notoriously  rule  the 
colonial  department,  and  whose  creatures 
appear  thrust  into  office  in  the  colonies  as 
spies  and  informers,  to  calumniate  and 
traduce  the  unfortunate  slave-holder. 

"  That  the  Order  in  Council  of  the  2d 
November  is  utterly  destructive  to  our 
rights  and  property  in  our  slaves ;  vests 
an  individual  in  the  character  of  a  slave 
protector,  with  an  inquisitorial  arid  des- 
potic power  over  every  free  inhabitant, 


which  they  have  never  exercised  over  the 
slaves ;  deprives  the  planter  of  the  means 
of  reaping  the  produce  of  his  land,  yet 
compels  him  to  furnish  his  labourers  daily 
with  double  the  quantity  of  provisions 
supplied  to  the  King's  troops,  and  to  give 
them  clothing  such  as  their  masters  are  in. 
many  instances  destitute  of. 

"  That  the  inhabitants,  convinced  of 
the  impracticability  of  carrying  into  effect 
this  unjust  and  ruinous  measure,  find 
themselves  forced  to  oppose,  by  every  con- 
stitutional means,  the  execution  of  these 
enactments. 

"  That  they  can  yield  obedience  only  on 
compulsion,  protesting  solemnly  before 
God  and  man  against  this  most  gross  and 
shameless  spoliation,  and  carrying  with 
them  into  poverty  and  privation  the  con- 
solation that  they  have  not  lent  them- 
selves to  their  own  destruction." 

The  feeling  in  St  Kitts  is  equally 
strong : — 

ST  KITTS "  This  House,  after  a  long 

period  of  forbearance  and  suffering,  deem 
it  an  incumbent  duty  to  declare  their  firm 
determination  to  withhold  any  grant  of 
money  whatever,  nor  adopt  any  recom- 
mendation of  his  Majesty's  government, 
until  such  government  not  only  evidences 
a  desire  to,  but  actually  does,  adopt  some 
measure  for  our  relief,  and  enables  us  to 
know  that  in  future  our  properties  are  to 
he  held  sacred  and  inviolable." 

DEMERAHA. — "  We,  the  undersigned, 
proprietors  or  representatives  of  the  se- 
veral plantations  set  opposite  our  names 
respectively,  and  owners  of  slaves  in  this 
colony,  do  hereby  solemnly  declare,  each 
for  himself,  that  we  consider  the  Order  in 
Council,  dated  the  2d  of  November,  1831, 
and  published  in  the  Royal  Gazette  of 
this  colony  on  the  12th  day  of  this  pre- 
sent month  of  January,  1832,  by  his  Ex- 
cellency the  Governor  of  British  Guiana, 
purporting  to  alter  and  modify  the  rela- 
tions heretofore  existing  between  the 
slaves  in  this  colony  and  their  lawful 
owners,  and  the  rights  under  which  we 
have  lawfully  possessed  and  enjoyed  the 
services  of  our  slaves — to  be  wholly  ruin- 
ous to  the  just  interests  of  each  of  us  the 
said  persons,  and  to  be  a  direct  violation 
of  the  sacred  rights  of  private  property 
— rights  which  were  and  are  sacred  by 
law,  and  ought  to  be  inviolable. 

"  We  declare  that  the  necessary  effects 
of  the  said  Order  will  be  to  inflict  an  ir- 
reparable and  extensive  injury  on  all  the 
agricultural  and  other  interests  of  this 
colony — will  lead  to  the  rapid  decay  of 
its  sugar  plantations  in  particular — and: 
will  inevitably  cause  the  speedy  ruin  of 
a  large  proportion  of  the  present  proprie- 


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tors — which  the  undersigned  are  prepared 

to  prove." 

At  St  Lucie  the  following  Resolu- 
tions were  unanimously  passed  : — 
"  One  otily  opinion  can  be  entertained 

respecting  the  Order  in  Council  of  the2d 

of  November  :  it  must  be  the  final  ruin  of 

the  whole  colony — it  is  the  miserable  re- 
sidue of  our  rights  and  properties  that  it 

seeks  to  annihilate. 

"  The  inhabitants  of  this  colony  are 

convinced  that  the  ministers  of  the  Crown 

who  have  counselled  their  Sovereign  to 

sanction    such  a  law  have  exceeded  the 

power  vested  in  them  ;  that  they  appeal  to 

the  Parliament  of  Great  Britain  tor  the 

decision  oi'  this  important  question.     But 

if  they  were  even  disposed  to  set  aside  the 

question  of  right,  and  weakly  to  yield  up 

their  properties  and  all  guarantee  for  their 

creditors,  by  entering  into  the  views  of 

their  present  rulers,  it  is  clear,  from  the 

preceding  statements,  that  it  is  impossible 

for  the   inhabitants  to  carry  into    effect 

these  unjust  and  ruinous  measures. 

"  Under   these  circumstances,   as  the 
Order  in  Council  of  the  2d  November  is 

to  come  into  operation  on  the  8th  instant, 

your  committee  consider  it  necessary  to 

make  this  public  declaration  of  the  line  of 

conduct  they  have  decided  on  adopting. 

"  They  will  oppose  a  passive  resistance 
to  the  various  enactments  contained  in  the 
two  Orders  in  Council  of  the  20th  June 
and2d  November,  1831  ;  will  continue  to 
govern  themselves  in  the  treatment  of 
their  slaves  by  the  Order  in  Council  of 
2d  February,  1830,  and  the  two  supple- 
mentary local  ordinances  of  the  26th 
April  and  3d  May,  1830,  on  every  point. 
"  That  they  will  pay  no  taxes  voluntarily 
for  the  support  of  public  officers,  whom 
they  consider  illegally  charged  on  the  co- 
lony;  that  they  will  refuse  every  employ- 
ment under  government,  tending  in  any 
way  to  assist  in  the  execution  of  these 
Orders  in  Council;  and  that  they  will 
contribute  to  the  extent  of  their  means  to 
the  expenses  that  may  be  incurred  in  car- 
rying these  measures  into  effect." 
[Here  follow  the  signatures. J 


[May, 


At  Trinidad,  the  orders  were  re- 
ceived in  the  same  manner.  The 
protest  of  the  inhabitants  bears, — 

"  That  the  inhabitants  of  this  island, 
in  concurrence  with  all  the  other  pro- 
prietors of  West  India  property,  have 
called  upon  his  Majesty's  ministers  to  in- 
stitute a  parliamentary  enquiry  into  the 
condition  and  treatment  of  Ne^ro  slaves 
under  the  existing  laws,  in  order  that  the 
necessity  for  further  legislative  interfer- 
ence between  the  master  arid  slave  might 


he  fairly  examined,  and  the  principles  and 
extent  of  such  interference,  if  judged  to 
be  necessary,  exactly  determined  : 

"  And  considering — That  his  Majesty's 
government  have  refused  to  institute  or  to 
encourage  the  institution  of  such  parlia- 
mentary enquiry,  and  in  the  stead  thereof 
have  adopted  the  false  and  exaggerated 
statements,  and  are  proceeding  to  act  on 
the  unjust  and  injudicious  principles,  of  a 
party  who  avowedly  aim  at  the  destruc- 
tion of  all  West  India  property: 

"  And  considering — That  his  Majesty's 
ministers  have  obtained  and  promulgated 
in  this  colony  an  Order  of  his  Majesty  in 
Council,  whereby  a  vexatious  and  most 
injurious  interference  with  the  authority 
of  the  master  over  his  slave  is  authorized 
and  encouraged,  whereby  the  proprietor 
is  prevented  by  unnecessary  restrictions 
from  exacting  such  a  portion  of  labour 
from  his  slaves  as  is  consistent  with  their 
health  and  comfort,  and  whereby  he  is 
obliged  to  furnish  them  with  more  cloth- 
ing than  they  require,  and  to  provide  for 
them  more  food  than  they  can  consume, 
while  the  regulations  in  respect  thereof 
will  be  productive  of  the  utmost  dissatis- 
faction amongst  the  slaves,  and  that  by 
the  said  Order  in  Council  his  Majesty's 
faithful  subjects  in  this  island  are  subject- 
ed to  the  jurisdiction  of  extraordinary  tri- 
bunals, arid  are  deprived  of  their  undoubt- 
ed right  of  appeal  to  his  Majesty  in  cases 
of  fines  exceeding  L.100  sterling;  and 
that  for  these  reasons  and  to  this  extent 
theenforcement  of  the  said  Order  in  Coun- 
cil, without  the  consent  of  the  proprietors, 
and  without  any  previous  compensation 
to  them,  will  be  an  unlawful  exercise  of 
the  power  intrusted  to  the  government, 
and  a  direct  violation  of  the  rights  of  pri- 
vate property  • 

"  Therefore  we,  the  capitulants,  pro- 
prietors, merchants,  planters,  and  others, 
whose  names  are  here  underwritten,  for 
the  purpose  of  protecting  ourselves  and 
our  properties  from  the  evil  consequences 
which  might  ensue  from  a  silent  andun- 
opposing  obedience  to  the  said  Order  in 
Council,  have  solemnly  protested,  and  do 
hereby  most  solemnly  protest,  against  the 
several  clauses  in  the  said  Order  in  Coun- 
cil herein  before  mentioned,  and  the  enact- 
ments and  provisions  therein  contained, 
protesting  and  solemnly  declaring  the 
same  to  be  a  direct  violation  of  our  rights, 
and  a  forcible  and  unlawful  invasion  of 
our  properties,  inconsistent  with  the  treaty 
of  capitulation,  contrary  to  the  first  prin- 
ciples of  natural  justice,  and  totally  null 
and  void  in  law." 

[Here  follow  the  signatures.] 

f$uch  is  the  spirit  which  these  ty* 


1832.] 


The  Great  West  India  Meeting. 


ftl, 


rannical    Orders  in   Council    have 
excited  in  the  Leeward  Islands. 

Antigua  also  has  rejected  the  Or- 
der, assigning  as  a  reason  that  they 
have  it  not  in  their  power  to  com- 
ply. 

Jamaica  is  equally  firm. 
"  Resolved,  That  the  means  devised  by 
a  faction  in  the  House  of  Commons  to  de- 
prive us  of  our  property,  if  carried  into 
effect,  cannot  fail  to  create  a  servile  war 
of  too  horible  a  nature  to  contemplate, 
and  that  any  person  who  attempts  to  pro- 
duce or  promote  such  war  is  an  enemy  to 
his  country. 

"  Resolved,  That  the  conduct  of  the  Bri- 
tish government  in  taxing  us  higher  than 
other  subjects;  in  fostering  our  enemies, 
and  listening  to  their  falsehoods  against 
Us  ;  in  rejecting  statements  from  impar- 
tial persons  in  our  favour ;  in  allowing 
designing  men,  under  the  saintly  cloak  of 
religion,  not  only  to  pilfer  our'peasantry 
of  their  savings,  but  also  to  sow  discon- 
tent and  rebellion  amongst  them  ;  in 
threatening  to  withdraw  troops,  for  whose 
protection  we  have  doubly  paid,  and  which 
we  might  claim  as  our  right,  at  a  time 
a  servile  war  may  be  apprehended  ;  is 
most  heartless,  and  in  violation  of  justice, 
humanity,  and  sound  policy." 

The  resolutions  proceed  to  state,  that 
"  thrown,"  as  they  are  about  to  be,  "  as  a 
prey  before  misguided  sarages,  we  have 
no  other  alternative  than  to  resist ;"  and 
to  pray  the  King  "  that  we  may  be  ab- 
solved from  our  allegiance,  and  allowed 
to  seek  that  protection  from  another  na- 
tion which  is  so  unjustly  and  cruelly 
Withheld  from  us  by  our  own." 

It  is  not  surprising  that  the  Orders 
in  Council  should  have  been  so  re- 
ceived. Besides  authorizing  a  con- 
stant and  ruinous  interference  be- 
tween the  master  and  slave,  they 
compel  the  latter  to  receive  double 
the  rations  daily  of  a  British  soldier, 
and  that  under  the  sun  of  the  tro- 
pics ! 

All  the  other  Colonies  have  re- 
ceived the  obnoxious  ordinances  in 
the  same  manner. 
-  Thus  it  appears  that  Ministers  have 
combined  to  accumulate  upon  our 
West  India  Colonies  the  evils  at  once 
of  the  St  Domingo  revolt,  and  the 
war  of  North  American  independ- 
ence. By  their  rash  and  vehement 
speeches,  both  in  and  out  of  office, 
in  favour  of  immediate  or  early 
emancipation,  coupled  with  their  in- 
explicable suppression  of  the  Pro- 
clamation, calculated  to  put  down 


the  dangerous  hopes  which  their 
speeches  and  the  rash  efforts  of  the 
Missionaries  had  occasioned,  they 
have  precipitated  Jamaica  into  mas- 
sacre and  conflagration ;  while,  by 
their  tyrannical  and  unconstitutional 
promulgation  of  an  Order  in  Council, 
which  is  to  be  thrust  down  the 
throats  of  the  local  legislatures  like 
a  royal  ordinance,  as  the  price  of 
their  receiving  any  relief  from  the 
Parliament  or  Great  Britain,  they 
have  awakened  in  these  colonies  a 
spirit  of  resistance,  which  must  ulti- 
mately, as  in  the  case  of  the  North 
American  Colonies,  lead  to  the  dis- 
memberment of  the  empire. 

The  question  on  which  the  West 
Indies  are  now  at  issue  with  the  mo- 
ther country,  is  one  of  the  utmost 
moment,  and  in  which  the  colonies 
are  agitated  by  the  most  vital  of  all 
interests.  It  is  substantially  the  same 
as  that  which,  under  Lord  North,  lost 
for  this  country  the  whole  of  its  North 
American  colonies,  with  this  differ- 
ence, that,  instead  of  its  being  an  act 
of  Parliament,  which  is  now  sought 
to  be  imposed,  it  is  an  order  of  the 
King  in  Council,  which  the  local  Par- 
liament are  to  be  compelled  to  adopt 
literatim,  as  the  price  of  their  recei- 
ving the  assistance,  without  which 
their  existence  would  not  be  worth 
preserving.  This  is  a  stretch  of 
power  which  has  never  yet  been  ex- 
hibited in  this  country,  nor  indeed 
by  any  other  having  the  remotest  re- 
gard for  the  preservation  of  their  co- 
lonial possessions.  The  Crown  colo- 
nies, that  is,  such  of  the  islands  that 
have  no  local  legislature,  are  ordain- 
ed at  once  to  adopt  this  royal  ordi- 
nance, and  those  which  have  Parlia- 
ments of  their  own,  are  ordered  to 
do  so  under  pain  of  receiving  no 
relief  whatever  from  the  mother 
country,  at  the  time  when  it  is  dealt 
out  to  the  more  obsequious  colonies, 
which  give  to  the  royal  proclamation 
the  force  of  law. 

Ministers,  therefore,  stand  com- 
mitted to  a  contest  with  the  West  In- 
dia Islands,  far  more  formidable,  be- 
cause their  pretensions  are  incom- 
parably more  unjust,  than  those  of 
Lord  North  with  North  America. 
And  what  is  the  time  which  they 
have  selected  to  agitate  our  colonial 
empire  by  such  an  unprecedented 
stretch  of  power  ?  That,  when, 
according  to  their  own  confession 


816 

contained  in  the  royal  proclamation 
of  June  3,  1831,  they  were  aware 
that  delusive  hopes  of  immediate 
emancipation  pervaded  the  slave  po- 
pulation, and  acts  of  insubordination 
had  commenced,  requiring  the  sharp- 
est coercion;  when  a  jealous  and 
watchful  potentate,  in  the  close  vici- 
nity, is  eagerly  watching  the  progress 
of  British  insanity,  to  lay  his  hands 
on  that  fair  portion  of  the  British  do- 
minions ;  when  the  revenue  and  re- 
sources of  the  empire  are  daily  sink- 
ing under  the  stagnation  of  domestic 
danger,  and  the  flames  of  servile  re- 
volts, provoked  by  a  similar  course 
of  conciliation  and  mismanagement, 
are  breaking  out  in  the  Irish  pro- 
vinces ! — "  Quos  Deus  vult  perdere 
prior  dementat." 

We  are  aware  that  all  statements 
of  the  ruin  which  is  likely  to  ensue 
to  our  West  India  possessions,  is  a 
matter  of  no  sort  of  concern  either  to 
our  fanatics  in  religion,  or  our  zealots 
in  reform  ;  but  possibly  they  maybe 
somewhat  more  alive  to  the  dangers 
which  threaten  themselves,  the  perils 
to  the  very  existence  of  the  British 
empire,  in  consequence  of  the  mea- 
sures which  are  now  in  progress  in 
the  West  India  Islands.  To  such 
persons  we  cannot  do  better  than 
earnestly  recommend  the  considera- 
tion of  the  two  first  of  the  admirable 
resolutions  of  the  great  West  India 
meeting,  lately  held  in  the  city. 

"  2.  That  the  value  of  the  West  India 
colonies  to  the  revenue,  manufacturing 
industry,  and  mercantile  marine  of  Great 
Britain,  may  he  at  once  ascertained  by 
reference  to  Parliamentary  documents, 
whereby  it  will  appear  that  the  duties  an- 
nually collected  from  West  India  produce, 
amount  to  seven  millions  sterling ;  that 
the  annual  official  value  of  British  manu- 
factures exported  to  the  colonies  is  about 
L.5,500,000;  and  the  amount  of  ship- 
ping employed  in  the  direct  trade,  about 
250,000  tons ;  altogether  exhibiting  a 
branch  of  commerce,  almost  unequalled 
in  point  of  extent,  and  peculiarly  import- 
ant on  account  of  its  national  character  ; 
the  whole  emanating  from  British  capital, 
being  conducted  by  British  subjects  in 
British  vessels,  and  finally  returning  the 
whole  value  of  cultivation  in  the  colonies 
into  the  general  resources  of  the  mother 
country,  while  the  cultivator  is  suffering 
the  extremity  of  distress. 

"  3.  That,  in  addition  to  the  direct  in- 
tercourse of  Great  Britain  with  her  Wtst 


The  Great  West  India  Meeting.  [May, 

India  colonies,  an  extensive  cross  trade 
is  maintained  between  those  colonies  and 
the  British  possessions  in  North  America, 
which  affords  employment  to  upwards  of 
100,000  tons  of  British  shipping;  and, 
by  furnishing  a  market  for  the  fish,  corn, 
salted  provisions,  and  lumber  of  British 
America,  contributes  essentially  to  the 
prosperity  of  that  other  vast  branch  of 
colonial  dominion,  on  which,  jointly  with 
the  West  India  trade,  Great  Britain  de- 
pends for  the  employment  of  at  least  one- 
third  of  her  whole  mercantile  marine, 
and,  consequently,  for  her  station  amongst 
the  nations  of  the  world. 

"  4>,  That  the  loss  of  the  colonies,  or 
the  abandonment  of  interests  thus  power- 
fully contributing  to  the  resources  of  the 
mother  country,  would  inflict  upon  nu- 
merous branches  of  manufacturing  indus- 
try, as  well  as  upon  the  revenue,  an  in- 
jury of  incalculable  magnitude,  which 
would  never  be  compensated  by  foreign 
trade.  So  great  a  destruction  of  com- 
merce, essentially  domestic  in  all  its  re- 
lations, must  not  only  entail  ruin  upon 
numberless  private  families,  but  would 
withdraw  from  the  manufacturers  of  cop- 
per, iron,  mill- work,  hardware,  woollen 
and  cotton  goods,  the  fisheries,  the  col- 
lieries, the  salt  provision  trade  of  Ireland, 
and  all  the  various  trades  connected  with 
shipping,  a  source  of  employment  on 
which  these  industrious  classes  have  been 
accustomed  to  rely  in  war  as  well  as  in 
peace.  A  great  commercial  convulsion 
must  follow  this  loss  of  employment, 
while,  at  the  same  time,  the  revenue 
would  be  seriously  affected  by  a  great  «li- 
minution  of  consumption,  arising  out  of 
the  diminished  ability  of  the  people  to 
purchase  taxable  commodities,  and  the 
enormous  advance  of  price  of  all  colonial 
articles  which  must  attend  the  abstrac- 
tion of  the  produce  of  the  British  West 
Indies  from  the  general  market  of  Eu- 
rope." 

These  facts  speak  volumes.  It  is 
evident  that  a  great  proportion  of 
our  revenue,  a  large  part  of  our  ex- 
port trade,  the  best  nursery  for  our 
seamen,  is  on  the  point  of  being  lost. 
And  lost  for  what  ?  for  more  arbi- 
trary stretches  of  power  than  lighted 
the  fire  of  North  American  inde- 
pendence, and  more  reckless  inno- 
vations than  kindled  the  flames  of 
the  St  Domingo  revolt.  The  thirteen 
provinces  of  America  were  lost  to 
Britain  in  consequence  of  adopting 
one  part  of  this  system  ;  St  Domingo 
was  lost  to  France,  and  has  been  pre- 
cipitated into  the  lowest  stage  of 


1832.}  The  Great  West  India  Meeting. 

misery  and  barbarity,   by  adopting 
another;    our   present  rulers   have 
combined  at  the  same  time  both  ! 
No  idea  can  be  more  absurd  than 


817 


that  which  is  frequently  brought  for- 
ward by  those  who  are  favourable  to 
early  emancipation,  viz.  that  even  if 
we  lost  the  colonies  as  dependencies 
on  ourselves,  we  would  derive  the 
same  benefit  from  them  by  laying  an 
impost  on  their  produce,  and  their 
consumption  of  our  manufactured 
industry,  as  we  now  do,  without  be- 
ing subjected  to  the  burden  of  their 
maintenance  or  defence.  Experi- 
ence proves  the  reverse.  The  sum 
total  of  British  exports  is  about 
L.44,000,000.  Of  these,  to  the  colo- 
nies, L.32,000,000 ;  all  the  rest  of 
the  world,  L.I 2,000,000.. 

And  while  the  shipping  employed 
to  Canada,  with  a  population  little 
exceeding  a  million,  is  400,000  tons, 
or  a  sixth  of  the  whole  British  ton- 
nage, that  to  the  United  States,  with 
a  population  of  twelve  millions,  is 
only  a  seventh  part  of  that  amount, 
or  59,000  tons. 

The  reason  is  obvious,  and  was 
long  ago  explained,  with  perfect 
clearness,  by  Mr  Brougham,  in  his 
able  and  well  informed  work  on  Co- 
lonial-Policy. Colonies  are  distant 
provinces  of  the  empire.  The  in- 
dustry they  put  in  motion,  encou- 
rages domestic  labour  at  both  ends  of 
the  chain;  that  with  an  independent 
state,  at  one  end  only.  Trade  with 
Jamaica  encourages  British  industry, 
and  adds  to  British  wealth,  both  in 
the  West  Indies,  and  at  Glasgow,  or 
Manchester;  that  with  New  York  or 
Baltimore  encourages  that  half  only  > 
which  is  resident  only  in  the  British 
isles.  The  whole  trade  to  Canada, 
and  the  West  Indies,  is  carried  on  in 
British  bottoms  :  that  to  North  Ame- 
rica for  the  most  part  encourages 
the  shipping  of  a  rival  power.  Hence, 
while  the  tonnage  engaged  in  the 
North  American  trade  is  only  60,000 
tons,  that  to  Canada,  and  the  West  In- 
'dies,  taken  together,  is  650,000  tons, 
being  above  ten  times  as  much,  though 
their  united  population  is  hardly  a 
sixth  of  that  of  the  United  States. 

It  is  the  same  with  the  exports  of 
Britain  to  these  distant  dependencies. 

The  exports  to  the  West  Indies, 
are,  .  .  .  L.5,500,000 

Those  to  Canada,  2,400,000 


Together, 


L.7,900,000 


VOL.  XXXI.  NO.  CXGIV. 


So  that  two  millions  of  souls,  in 
our  own  colonies,  take  off  nearly 
L.8,000,000  worth  of  manufactures  ; 
whereas  the  twelve  millions  in  North 
America  only  take  off  L. 6,000,000.  The 
reason  obviously  is,  that  indepen- 
dent nations  early  adopt  the  system 
of  encouraging  their  own  fabrics, 
and  loading,  by  heavy  duties,  all  im- 
ports from  foreign  states.  The  Ame- 
ricans have  vigorously  commenced 
this  system  ot  self-defence;  while 
we,  proceeding  on  the  vague  idea  of 
free  trade  with  nations  who  will 
give  us  no  corresponding  return,  are 
daily  losing  our  exports  to  independ- 
ent states,  and  saved  from  complete 
stagnation  at  home,  only  by  the  rapid 
growth  and  increasing  wants  of  our 
colonial  dependencies. 

But  this  is  not  all.  A  most  im- 
portant fact,  as  regards  the  shipping 
interests,  was  stated  by  Mr  Palmer, 
which  demonstrates  how  necessary 
practical  knowledge  is  to  correct  the 
conclusions  drawn  from  mere  cus- 
tom-house returns.  As  a  shipowner, 
and  conversant  with  shipping  busi- 
ness from  his  earliest  years,  he  was 
probably  able  to  say  as  much  upon 
the  importance  of  that  subject  as 
any  other  man. 

"  He  meant  to  draw  the  atten- 
tion of  the  meeting  particularly  to 
the  comparative  importance  of  the 
West  India  shipping  with  that  of  the 
shipping  of  the  country  to  every 
other  part.  Upon  this  he  would  re- 
fer to  the  returns  which  had  been 
made  lately  to  the  House  of  Lords — 
returns  in  themselves  requiring  a 
great  deal  of  explanation  to  render 
them  at  all  intelligible  to  the  com- 
munity at  large.  By  those  returns 
it  appeared  that  the  whole  amount 
of  tonnage  which  had  entered  the 
various  ports  of  the  United  King- 
dom in  the  course  of  last  year  was 
2,367,322  tons ;  of  which  that  from 
the  British  West  India  ports  was 
249,079 — in  this  way  appearing  to  be 
little  more  than  a  tenth  part  of  the 
tonnage  engaged  in  the  foreign  trade. 
This  was  not  accurate ;  because  the 
two  millions  and  a  fraction  of  a  ton- 
nage included  the  entry  of  every 
vessel,  from  whatever  port  in  the 
world  she  might  have  arrived.  To 
the  East  Indies  a  ship  could  scarcely 
make  one  voyage  within  the  twelve 
months,  whilst  from  the  ports  in  Bel- 
gium she  was  able  to  make  no  less 
than  from  six  to  eight  in  the  course 
3  G 


818 

of  the  year.  In  each  case  the  vessel 
was  entered  as  many  times  as  she 
made  voyages.  Therefore,  an  entry 
of  700  tons  from  Belgium,  by  a  ship 
making  seven  voyages  in  the  course 
of  the  year,  gives,  in  reality,  but  the 
employment  of  100  tons,  and  six  or 
seven  men;  whereas,  a  vessel  from 
the  East  Indies  employs  700  tons 
during  the  year,  and  50  seamen. 
Upon  this  principle,  he  had  dissected 
the  whole  of  the  returns  made  to 
Parliament,  and  the  result  was,  as 
regarded  the  West  India  trade,  that 
instead  of  there  being  2,367,322 
tons  of  British  shipping  employed  in 
the  foreign  trade,  the  whole  did  not 
exceed  1,324,780  tons,  of  which  the 
West  India  trade  composed  one-sixth 
part,  and  which  undoubtedly  was  a 
most  important  consideration.  What- 
ever political  economists  might  say, 
no  one  attending  this  meeting  would 
deny  that  such  a  difference  in  view- 
ing the  returns  was  of  importance  to 
this  country.  In  the  time  of  war  it 
was  to  the  foreign  trade  the  country 
had  to  look  for  seamen.  It  was  the 
foreign  trade  and  long  voyages  which 
alone  made  perfect  seamen." 

Thus,  it  is  a  sixth  part  of  the  whole 
foreign  trade  which  is  at  stake  in  the 
West  Indies :  another  sixth  is  at  stake 
in  Canada:  in  other  words,  one-third 
of  the  whole  foreign  trade  is.  invol- 
ved in  the  intercourse  with  these 
two  colonies  alone.  And  it  is  the 
whole  of  this  immense  branch  of  our 
wealth  and  strength  which  Ministers 
have  brought  into  jeopardy,  first  by 
their  absurd  proposal  to  ruin  the 
staple  trade  to  Canada  by  the  tim- 
ber duties;  then  by  their  rash  and 
despotic  acts  in  regard  to  the  West 
India  colonies. 

When  Mr  Canning,  in  1823,  un- 
dertook to  legislate  for  the  West  In- 
dia Colonies,  his  Resolutions  were  as 
follows,  which  breathe  the  cautious 
spirit  of  a  British  statesman. 

"  That  it  is  expedient  to  adopt  effec- 
tual and  decisive  measures  for  meliorating 
the  condition  of  the  slave  population  in 
his  Majesty's  Colonies. 

"  That  through  a  determined  and  per- 
severing, but  at  the  same  time  judicious 
and  temperate,  enforcement  of  such  mea- 
sures, this  house  looks  to  a  progressive 
improvement  in  the  character  of  slave 
population,  such  as  may  prepare  them  for 
a  participation  in  those  civil  rights  and 
privileges  which  are  enjoyed  by  other 
Classes  of  his  Majesty's  subjects. 


The  Great  West  India  Meeting. 


tMay, 


"  That  this  house  is  anxious  for  the 
accomplishment  of  this  purpose  at  the 
earliest  period  that  shall  be  compatible 
with  the  well-being  of  the  slaves  them- 
selves, with  the  safety  of  the  colonies,  and 
with  a  fair  and  equitable  consideration  of 
the  interests  of  private  property,  " 

Such  were  the  principles  on  which 
Parliament  proceeded,  such  the  faith 
to  which  they  were  pledged  in  the 
most  liberal  days  of  Lord  Liverpool's 
administration.  Contrast  this  with 
the  despotic  act  of  our  Whig  rulers, 
forcing  an  Order  in  Council  at  once 
on  the  Crown  Colonies,  and  leaving 
to  starvation  and  ruin  all  those  pos- 
sessed of  a  local  legislature,  who 
would  not  adopt  this  Royal  Procla- 
mation as  equivalent  to  an  act  of 
Parliament!  Mr  Warrington  truly 
stated  what  every  one  who  recollects 
the  occasion,  or  will  turn  to  the  Par- 
liamentary debates,  will  find  to  be 
strictly  true. 

"  Mr  Canning  at  the  same  time  de- 
clared, that  the  legislature  and  the 
government  would  be  ever  access- 
ible to  fair  argument,  and  would  ne- 
ver close  their  ear  upon  strong  facts, 
feeling  convinced  that  it  was  almost 
impossible  for  the  British  .  Parlia- 
ment to  legislate  satisfactorily  for  the 
economy  of  colonies,  so  different  in 
the  moral  and  physical  relations  of 
their  inhabitants  as  the  West  Indies 
from  those  of  the  mother  country. 
And  yet,  in  the  teeth  of  these  reso- 
lutions, and  of  the  explicit  comment 
which  accompanied  them,  ministers 
had  issued  several  orders  in  council, 
each  more  contradictory  and  uncon- 
stitutional than  the  other,  and  only 
agreeing  in  being  directly  opposed 
to  resolutions  which  had  received  the 
solemn  sanction  of  Parliament.  Each 
Order  in  Council  was  a  censure  upon 
the  preceding,  and  afforded  strong 
grounds  for  questioning  the  policy  of 
the  last  issued, and  for  doubting  whe- 
ther it  would  not  shortly  be  super- 
seded by  one  if  possible  more  uncall- 
ed for  and  mischievous.  He  said 
those  Orders  in  Council  were  uncon- 
stitutional, being  directly  opposed  to 
the  resolutions  of  1823,  to  which  Par- 
liament, in  the  name  of  the  nation, 
had  pledged  itself.  He  would  add, 
that  they  were  cruelly  mischievous 
in  their  tendency."  (Hear.) 

Earl  St  Vincent,  with  a  spirit 
worthy  of  the  name,  immortal  in  Bri- 
tish fame,  which  he  bore,  put  the 
matter  in  the  true  light,  "  He  would 


1832.] 


The  Great  West  India  Meeting. 


819 


entreat  those  who  had  any  interest 
in  the  West  Indian  Colonies  to  con- 
sider one  moment  the  general  cala- 
mity that  would  ensue,  if  any  pro- 
perty of  any  description  whatever, 
which  had  been  consecrated  hy  the 
laws,  should  be  invaded  and  broken 
down.  (Hear.)  If  colonial  property 
were  thus  to  be  sacrificed,  what  pro- 
perty would  be  safe?  (Applause.) 
If  one  species  of  property  were  to 
be  invaded,  on  account  of  some  pe- 
culiar shade  of  distinction,  who  could 
say  where  such  invasion  would  stop '? 
(Hear.)  If,  upon  the  doctrine  of  ori- 
ginal rights,  or  abstract  principles, 
West  India  property,  consecrated  by 
law,  was  to  be  invaded,  every  man 
might  approach  them  with  the  same 
argument.  In  adverting  to  these  Or- 
ders in  Council,  I  am  led  to  a  reso- 
lution of  Parliament  in  the  year  1823, 
and  I  must  say,  that  those  who  were 
parties  to  that  resolution,  and  to  the 
decision  of  the  House  of  Commons 
in  1823  respecting  the  slave  manage- 
ment, ought  not  to  be  parties  to  the 
Order  in  Council  of  1 83 1 .  We  were 
living  in  times  of  great  colonial  dis- 
tress— we  were  living  in  times  when 
great  colonial  agitation  was  on  foot 
—when  it  would  have  been  policy 
and  Wisdom  to  have  conciliated  ra- 
ther than  to  have  inflamed.  But 
whathas  been  the  effect  of  the  Orders 
in  Council  of  182],  bearing  on  the 
face  of  them  irritation  towards  the 
colonies  and  injustice  to  the  proprie- 
tors ?  (Hear.)  To  dictate  to  the  Co- 
lonial Assemblies,  not  from  Parlia- 
ment, but  from  the  Council,  is  un- 
just and  illegal,  and  to  state  what  ap- 
pears to  me  very  extraordinary,  to 
say  the  least  of  it,  is  that  they  shall 
say  to  these  legislatures,  *  We  have 
certain  benefits  to  confer  on  those 
islands,  and  if  you  do  not  agree  to 
what  we  dictate,  you  shall  not  re- 
ceive the  benefits,  even  in  the  dis- 
tressed and  sinking  condition  of 
your  interests,'  But  to  say  on  one 
,side,  this  is  the  reward  of  your  non- 
obedience,  and  we  will  sink  the  Co- 


lonies if  you  do  not  do  so ;  and  on 
the  other,  here  is  the  premium  on 
your  sycophancy,  is  the  height  of  in- 
justice. Can  you  sink  the  Colonies 
without  sinking  also  the  interests  of 
the  mother  country  ?  It  was  saying, 
if  you  don't  follow  this  advice,  we 
will  punish  the  mother  country 
through  the  medium  of  the  colonies." 
The  point  at  issue  between  the 
colonies  and  the  mother  country  is 
very  clear,  and  as  simple  as  that  for 
which  John  Hampden  contended 
with  Charles  I.  The  colonies  say, 
"  we  are  overwhelmed  with  a  tax  of 
100  per  cent  on  our  produce ;  threat- 
ened with  insurrection  among  our 
negroes;  devoured  by  mortgages 
which  the  prodigious  fall  in  the  va- 
lue of  our  produce  has  rendered 
overwhelming;  we  have  done  every 
thing  consistent  with  our  own  exist- 
ence for  the  amelioration  of  our 
slave  population,  but  the  injudicious 
interference  of  government,  and  the 
Orders  in  Council  recently  issued, 
threaten  us  with  instant  destruction, 
and  will  ruin  both  the  slaves  and 
ourselves,  and  are  directly  contrary 
to  the  faith  of  Parliament,  solemnly 
pledged  in  1823;  and  all  this  we  offer 
to  prove  at  the  bar  of  the  House  of 
Commons." — The  government  reply, 
"  We  know  your  distresses;  we  are 
aware  of  your  dangers  ;  but  we  will 
not  allow  you  to  prove  your  allega- 
tions ;  and  unless  you  adopt  our  re- 
gulations, framed  on  this  side  of  the 
Atlantic,  and  give  to  a  royal  procla- 
mation the  force  of  law,  we  will  al- 
low you  to  sink  in  the  ocean  of  per- 
dition." This  is  the  justice  and  equal 
measure  of  a  Whig  administration. 
Unless  the  investigation  demanded 
by  the  West  India  proprietors  is 
granted  by  Parliament,  there  is  an 
end  of  the  fair  rule  of  British  jus- 
tice; and  if  relief  is  much  longer 
delayed,  there  will  speedily  ensue, 
as  the  righteous  retribution  of  Pro- 
vidence, the  dismemberment  and  fall 
of  the  British  empire. 


920  The  Jewess  of  the  Cave,  [May, 

THE  JEWESS  OF  THE  CAVE.      A  POEM  IN  FOUR  PARTS. 
PART  I. — THE  RECOGNITION. 

MANASSEH  wakes ;  a  lamp's  soft  light  is  shed, 

But  where  he  knows  not,  on  his  humble  bed. 

The  fight  remembered — at  the  close  of  day 

Sore  wounded  he  amidst  the  slaughtered  lay. 

His  fiery  swoon  recalled  ;  his  melting  dream 

Of  flowing  waters  and  the  moon's  mild  beam, 

That  struck  cold  healing  through  his  flaming  throbs, 

And  thrilled  his  bosom  to  delicious  sobs, 

Recalled,  suggests  that  man  with  pitying  glance, 

But  who  unknown,  had  seen  his  thirsty  trance; 

His  brow  had  bathed,  his  lips  with  drops  so  dear ; 

Had  borne  him  thence ;  refreshed  had  laid  him  here. 

As  now  his  eye  to  his  conjecture  gave 

The  walls  around  him  of  a  rock-ribbed  cave, 

Came  muffled  steps ;  an  aged  man  in  view 

Was  seen,  a  virgin  nearer  to  him  drew. 

Above  him  bowing,  where  he  lowly  \ay, 

Soft  as  the  Night  and  beautiful  as  Day, 

Cold  oil  she  poured  into  his  wounded  breast ; 

Then  went  they  both,  and  left  him  to  his  rest. 

Had  he  those  faces  unremembered  seen, 
That  by  his  couch  had  now  so  kindly  been, 
In  days  foregone  ?  He  knew  not ;  yet  to  him, 
Becalmed  in  soul  midst  scenes  of  childhood  dim, 
Forgetting  courts,  forgot  th'  obdurate  strife 
Of  war,  and  manhood's  sternly-governed  life, 
Those  looks  still  rising,  softening  to  his  view, 
The  pleasing  dreams  of  boyhood  still  renew. 

Healed  by  their  care,  that  damsel  for  his  guide, 
He  left  their  cavern  in  the  mountain's  side  : 
A  space  she  forth  will  walk  with  him,  and  find 
The  aged  prophet  by  the  tombs  reclined  ; 
He  o'er  the  mountains  with  the  youth  shall  go, 
His  onward  path  to  Babylon  to  shew. 
"  Behold  him  yonder,"  said  the  maid,  "  but  stay, 
Not  now  can  he  conduct  you  on  your  way  ; 
The  fit  is  on  him,  but  th'  unfailing  shower 
Of  tears  shall  heal  his  spirit  in  an  hour." 
They  paused  as,  looking  to  the  vale  below, 
They  saw  that  old  man  striding  to  and  fro. 
Then  turned  Manasseh  with  enquiring  eyes, 
And  thus  the  Virgin  answered  his  surprise  :— 
"  Jared  his  name,  my  mother's  father  he ; 
And  grieved  were  I  that  you  his  pangs  should  see, 
Did  not  our  God  with  fury  or  control  <fftio: 
Of  madness  check  or  fire  his  prophet's  soul. 
In  youth,  the  shaggy  deserts  were  his  range, 
Unscathed  by  all  the  seasons  in  their  change. 
Where  bare  red  suns  on  sandy  mountains  beat, 
'Midst  fiery  dust  he  braved  the  strokes  of  heat. 
On  stubborn  hills  of  frost,  when  winter  came, 
With  storms  he  wrestled,  yet  unhurt  his  frame. 
Nor  when  the  harsh  wild  withs  of  frenzy  bound 
His  naked  body  to  the  naked  ground, 
Long  days  and  nights  in  caverns  murk  and  rude, 
His  vigour  languished;  up  he  sprung  renewed. 


1832.]  The  Jewess  of  the  Cave.  821 

But,  lo !  he  goes  into  yon  grove  :  the  tombs 

Are  there  :  subdued  aye  comes  he  from  their  glooms. 

Oft  even  at  hollow  midnight  does  he  dare 

Death's  caves  ;  the  dull  trees ;  the  infested  air  ; 

The  shuddering  ground;  the  ghosts  uprising  through  ^ 

In  hoary,  bloodless,  thin-compounded  de\v, 

"With  baleful  blots,  whose  shivering  lips  emit 

A  feeble  whistling  as  around  they  flit. 

But  let  us  down;  thou  waiting,  from  the  wood 

To  thee  I'll  bring  him  in  his  softened  mood : 

Thine  the  desire  to  thank  him ;  his  the  will 

And  power  to  guide  thee  safely  o'er  the  hill," 

She  said,  and  left  him.    From  the  doleful  trees 
With  her  advancing  Jared  soon  he  sees ; 
Forth  stepping  meets  them ;  near  the  old  man  came, 
Woe  in  his  aspect,  trembling  in  his  frame. 
"  Sire,"  said  the  youth,  "  my  blessing  be  on  you 
For  all  the  care  to  which  my  life  is  due  ! 
My  name  Manasseh ;  as  that  blood  is  thine, 
So  is  the  sacred  blood  of  Israel  mine. 
With  Cyrus  high  in  favour,  me  he  sent 
To  conquer  this  Chaldean  discontent 
Amidst  these  hills,  that  love  not  yet  his  reign 
Since  he  their  city,  Babylon,  has  ta'en. 
The  foe  fled  routed ;  on  the  field  I  fell ; 
Nor,  save  for  you,  had  lived  my  name  to  tell, 
To  bless  you  both,  to  pray  you  but  to  shew 
What  Cyrus'  favour  shall  on  you  bestow  : 
Mean  gold  you  scorn ;  yet  something  you  may  ask, 
Glad  were  your  servant  if  you  him  would  task." 
"  Your  name  Manasseh  ?"  Jared  thus  exclaimed, 
"  How  know  you  this  ?  By  whom  thus  were  you  named  ? 
The  blood  of  Judah  yours  ?  It  should  be  he ! 
How  came  you  midst  these  Elamites  to  be "?" 
"  Scarce,"  said  the  youth,  "  remembered  is  the  day 
When  horsemen  bore  me  from  green  hills  away, 
I  guess  not  why.    My  name  perchance  I  knew, 
My  birth,  and  told  them ;  I  was  styled  a  Jew. 
As  such  I  lived,  to  Persia  borne  afar. 
God  gave  me  valour  and  renown  in  war. 
Too  late  I  learned  that  me  a  Persian  band 
Stole  from  the  mountains  of  some  western  land, — 
Too  late,  since  slain  in  war  each  soldier  who 
Could  take  me  back  to  where  my  life  I  drew. 
Grief  made  me  bold ;  thus  gained  my  orphan  fate 
The  love  of  Cyrus  which  has  made  me  great. 
But  speak — you  tremble !  ha !  you  know  me  then  ? 
Nor  vain  my  visions,  laid  within  your  den  ? 
What  means  all  this  ?  Stay !  stay,  a  form  comes  back ; 
I  see  her  comb  her  tresses  long  and  black." 
"  Who  but  thy  mother,  famed  for  beauteous  hair  ? 
Her  name,"  cried  Jared,  "  could  you  but  declare  ! 

Think was  it  Esther  ?" 

"  O !  my  God !  the  same. 
And  tell  me  now,  is  Jared  not  thy  name  ? 
Sweet  Virgin  !  thee  I  know  not ;  O !  if  Heaven 
In  thee  a  sister  to  my  heart  has  given !" 

Silent,  the  prophet  bares  with  trembling  hands 
Manasseh's  neck,  as  passively  he  stands. 
"  Bathsheba,  look,"  the  old  man  whispered,  "  see 
Thy  brother's  scar  oft  spoken  of  to  thee  !" 
Shrieking,  she  kissed  it,  kissed  her  brother's  face  j 
And  sobbed  for  joy  within  his  dear  embrace. 


The  Jewess  of  the  Cave, 


PART  II.  —  THE  CONFESSION. 

LIKE  one,  the  purpose  of  whose  life  was  o'er, 
No  more  to  look  for,  and  to  do  no  more, 
Since  found  that  brother,  with  an  altered  eye, 
The  stricken  prophet  laid  him  down  to  die. 
Came  madness,  came  wild  penitential  fears; 
Till  calm  he  lay  with  spirit-cleansing  tears. 
Bathsheba  soothing  him,  Manasseh  near, 
Joy  should  be  his  for  those  young  watchers  dear. 

They  o'er  him  bowed.     Uprising  with  a  groan, 
"  Why  here  ?"  he  cried  :  "  From  me  ye  should  be  gone, 
Me,  ne'er  your  mother's  father,  nought  to  you 
Save  one  to  whom  your  curse  alone  is  due. 
My  sins  untold,  I  dare  not  look  to  heaven  ; 
I  cannot  die  till  you  have  me  forgiven  :— 
In  youth  I  Sarah  loved  ;  denied  my  prayer, 
She  wed  my  foe,  she  left  me  to  despair. 
Crime  came  not  first,  that  darkly  came  at  last  : 
In  guiltless  speed  let  me  my  heart  exhaust  ! 
Swift  plans  I  named,  our  Council  liked  them  not  ; 
Then  be  the  traitor's  hurried  life  my  lot! 
Dash  Sarah's  bliss  !    Let  Judah's  general  ill 
Within  wide  vengeance  special  hate  fulfil  ! 
I  sought,  I  stirred  the  King  of  Babylon, 
Once  more  against  Jerusalem  set  him  on; 
Within  our  walls  I  helped  him.    In  the  gate, 
Unseen,  I  slew  my  rival  in  my  hate. 
The  city  won,  I  sought  his  widow'd  wife  ; 
Too  late,  forestalled  by  the  victorious  strife  : 
The  war  had  reached  her  in  her  ransacked  hall  ; 
There  slain  —  'twas  well  —  she  saw  me  not  at  all. 
Not  knowing  death,  her  daughter  by  her  side, 
With  infant  arts,  to  wake  her  mother  tried. 
With  pity  struck,  with  horror  for  my  deed, 
The  babe  upsnatch'd  away  I  bore  with  speed; 
And,  knowing  Zion  should  be  captive  led, 
Far  to  these  mountains  of  the  East  I  sped. 

"  Fair  grew  the  child  —  your  mother  —  in  this  cave. 
To  her  a  name  I,  deemed  her  father,  gave. 
Till  to  a  noble  hunter  of  our  race 
She  went  a  wife  from  out  this  dwelling-place. 

"  Wild  wax'd  my  life  :  O'er  seas  and  lands  away, 
I  bore  my  penance  many  a  weary  day  ; 
Long  periods  dwelling  on  the  cold-ribbed  piles 
Of  desolation  far  in  stormy  isles  ; 
Surviving  oft  the  shipwrecked  miseries 
Of  ghastly  sailors  on  benighted  seas  ; 
Still  building  up,  oh  !  never  making  less 
The  vast  proportions  of  my  wretchedness  ! 
Back  driven,  I  sought  our  prophets  ;  changed  my  name, 
(Remorse  had  altered  well  my  face  and  frame,) 
So  shall  I  not  be  known,  if  known  my  sin  ; 
And  thus  my  new  career  did  I  begin  :  — 
I  learned  the  visions  of  Ezekiel's  soul  ; 
To  me  he  gave  each  prophet's  written  scroll. 
Long  in  the  hidden  deserts  I  abode 
To  be  a  Seer,  waiting  for  my  God  : 
For  much  I  longed  to  issue  from  my  den, 
To  tell  great  judgments  to  the  sons  of  men 
For  I  was  tired  of  peace.    In  madness'  hour 
I  felt  or  feigned  the  prophet's  awful  power. 


1832,]  The  Jewess  of  the  Cave.  823 

Lord  God,  forgive!  I  dread  that  I  have  been 
The  dupe  of  pride,  or  swift  denouncing  spleen. 

"  Yet  guilt,  distraction,  fear,  could  ne'er  remove 
My  spirit,  settled  with  paternal  love, 
Here,  on  your  mother,  who,  her  husband  slain, 
With  you,  sweet  pair,  was  back  to  me  again. 
Here  bloomed  your  childhood.    In  that  vale  below 
You  strayed,  Manasseh,  doomed  from  us  to  go. 
Stolen  from  her  heart,  for  you  your  mother  pined ; 
For  you  to  death  her  comely  head  resigned. 

"  O  I  had  she  lived  !  this  night,  O !  had  she  met 
Her  lost  one,  doubtful  o'er  her  long  regret  \ 
Till  the  assurance  of  her  own  found  boy 
Filled  all  the  vessels  of  her  heart  with  joy ! 
And  then  so  found !  for  he  high  fame  has  won, 
Each  noblest  warrant  to  be  styled  her  son. 

"  Fierce  was  my  grief  for  her,  as  for  a  child, 
Till  you,  Bathsheba,  left,  my  pangs  beguiled. 
Sweet  daughter,  ever  dear!  I  am  a  man 
Of  blood,  and  nought  for  thee  my  blessing  can ; 
Yet  fain,  fain  would  I  bless  thee !  I  would  give 
My  very  soul  in  joy  to  make  thee  live  ! 
Blessed  be  that  battle  !  blessed  that  prompted  night, 
When  we,  Bathsheba,  sought  the  field  of  fight  ;— 
By  thy  sweet  pity  prompted,  that  our  aid 
Might  help  the  wounded,  in  our  cavern  laid ! 
We  saw  you  lie,  Manasseh,  in  that  place, 
And  such  th'  effects  of  pain  upon  your  face, 
So  like  your  mother's  sire,  I  pitied  you 
For  him  whom  fiercely  in  my  wrath  I  slew. 
Thence  borne,  we  healed  you.    Joy !  you  live  the  stay 
Of  that  dear  virgin  when  I  go  away. 
I  go  !  I  go !  forgive  my  bloody  hand, 
My  guilt  that  keeps  you  from  your  father's  land ! 
I  look  to  you  !  O  save  me !  ease  the  load 
That  draws  my  spirit  downward  from  her  God  I 
Am  I  not  here  a  very  poor  old  man  ? 
What  would  you  more  ?  You  view  my  closing  span. 
No  more  the  men  and  women  shall  I  see 
Walk  in  the  world ;  their  beauty's  dark  to  me. 
No  more  shall  I  the  sacred  light  of  noon 
Behold,  or  the  fair  ordinance  of  the  moon. 
Dear  is  your  mother's  tomb ;  O,  children,  swear, 
When  I  am  dead,  to  lay  my  body  there !" 

They  swear.    But  chiefly  o'er  him  bowed  with  tears, 
With  filial  love  his  soul  Bathsheba  cheers. 
He  died  in  peace,  forgiven.    His  body  they 
Laid  down  to  mingle  with  their  mother's  clay. 


PART  III.— THE  PICTURES   OF   THE  PROPHETS. 

God  lifts  his  prophets  up  !  O,  their's  a  power 

Honoured  and  great  beyond  an  angel's  dower  ! 

If,  mortal  still,  their  spirits  must  descend, 

To  dwell. with  things  of  earth  their  will  must  bend; 

Yet  have  they  borne  th'  Almighty's  counsels :  hence 

To  them  a  new,  a  keen  intelligence, 

Nature  to  know ;  for  they  have  learn'd  to  scan 

Its  great  relations  to  the  fate  of  man. 

They  see  the  hosts  of  stars,  young,  fresh,  and  pure ; 

No  old  familiarities  obscure 


824  The  Jewess  of  the  Cave.  [May, 

The  moon :  its  beauty's  more  than  beauty.    They 

See  types  and  symbols  in  the  opening  day. 

They  knew  the  soul  that  melts  spring's  gracious  cloud. 

They  hear  vast  terrors  in  the  thunders  loud, 

Unheard  before :  the  lightnings  round  their  path 

Fly  out  like  written  sentences  of  wrath. 

War  and  the  pestilence  tell  them  their  design ; 

The  earthquake  shews  the  secrets  of  her  mine; 

To  them  the  comet  his  wan  hair  unbinds ; 

They  know  the  errands  of  the  mighty  winds, 

Hail,  rain,  and  snow,  and  meteors  of  the  storms, 

That  plough  the  dark  night  with  their  fiery  forms. 

Though  dread  their  visions  oft,  their  power  austere, 

Their  hearts  enlarged  o'ermaster  human  fear. 

Then,  then  they  wait  not  through  Time's  dull  delay, 

They  see  the  glories  of  the  future  day; 

Their  spirits  taste  the  first-born  things  of  joy, 

Yea,  bliss  unborn,  unmix'd  with  Earth's  alloy. 

But  bring  the  balance.     Here  wide-glorying  Crime 
Slays  half  the  kingdoms  of  man's  mortal  time. 
There  Pleasure's  form  belies  the  ancient  pest, 
For  whom  in  sackcloth  must  the  worlds  be  dress'd. 
She  drugs  the  earth ;  then  by  fierce  gleams  of  haste, 
The  false  allurements  of  her  eye  displaced 
By  scorn,  by  cruel  joy  her  prey  to  win, 
The  hoary  shape  of  disenchanted  Sin, 
Above  the  nations  bowed  beneath  her  spell, 
Seals  the  pale  covenant  of  Death  and  Hell. 
Hence  wo  to  man,  all  evils  :  Oh !  they  be 
Too  many  for  the  good  which  Earth  must  see. 
Hence  joy  is  his,  o'erbalanced  far  by  pain, 
Whose  spirit  kens  the  future's  coming  train; 
Unblessed  by  hope  where  certainty  appears : 
And  knowledge  saddens  through  protracted  years. 
For  he  is  human  still.     Then  scorn  and  hate 
Too  oft  the  prophet's  warning  voice  await 
From  those  for  whom  the  awful  charge  he  bears, 
T'  instruct  his  spirit  in  their  future  cares  : 
So  fierce  their  hate,  he  scarcely  can  repress 
Unhallowed  joy  at  their  ordained  distress. 
If  right  his  heart,  yet  his  the  growing  wo, 
Their  ills  increasing  with  their  scorn  to  know ; 
Whilst  new  commissioned  threats  from  God  on  high 
Still  tell  their  worth,  who  turn  not,  but  will  die. 
A  giant's  strength  is  o'er  him  in  the  ties 
That  bind  to  man  his  yearning  sympathies, — 
To  man  sublime  in  his  uncertain  fate, 
So  linked  to  God,  and  Hell's  inglorious  state : 
And  thus  his  large  heart's  but  prerogative. 
With  deeper  awe,  with  trembling  still  to  live,      ^rf 

Those  solemn  pleasures,  these  majestic  woes, 
Beseem  the  forms  that  young  Bathsheba  shews, 
Pourtrayed  in  tapestry  round  a  far  recess, 
Within  that  cavern  of  the  wilderness : 
Torch-lit,  she  leads  her  brother  by  the  hand, 
And  points  the  prophets  of  his  father's  land. 

Moses  he  saw,  come  down  from  Sinai  dread, 
Throughout  the  vail  was  seen  his  burnish'd  head  ; 
As  streams  the  sun,  when  mist  his  forehead  shrouds, 
Tumultuous  glory  through  the  scatter'd  clouds. 

Young  Samuel  there,  with  lustrous  feet,  abroad 
Walks  on  the  holy  mountains  of  his  God ; 


1832.]  The  Jewess  of  the  Cave.  825 

No  stain  of  fear  or  sin  his  clear  eye  mars, 
As  ether  pure,  that  feeds  the  vivid  stars. 

Here  Judah's  Shepherd-King  :  he  bore  with  grace 
A  golden  harp ;  high  looked  his  regal  face ; 
As  if,  before  his  sceptre  made  to  bow, 
The  gaze  of  empires  glorified  his  brow. 

Winged  with  prophetic  ecstasies,  behold 
The  Son  of  Amos,  beautifully  bold, 
Borne,  like  the  scythed  wing  of  the  eagle  proud, 
That  shears  the  winds  and  climbs  the  storied  cloud, 
Aloft,  sublime !  And  through  the  crystalline 
Glories  upon  his  lighted  head  down  shine. 

But  near  him,  wrapp'd  upon  a  sombre  hill, 
Stood  Jeremiah,  sad  for  Zion's  ill. 
She,  far  removed  upon  the  mountains  back, 
Was  faintly  seen  beneath  the  heavens  of  blade. 
Crushed  thunders  loud,  the  lightning's  thwart  blue  stroke, 
Those  seemed  to  roll,  this  o'er  her  summits  broke. 
Red  mortal  fires  are  in  her  sainted  towers; 
A  wild  reflection  forth  her  temple  pours, 
There  darkly  ruddy,  and  here  dimly  brightening, 
Like  Tophet's  ancient  melancholy  lightning : — 
"  Lord,  God  !  how  long  ?  When  shall  that  better  morn 
Shine  on  salvation's  high-exalted  horn  ?" 
Thus  pray'd  the  prophet's  eyes:  And  patriot  shame, 
And  patriot  grief,  his  manly  brow  became. 

Behold !  behold,  uplifted  through  the  air, 
The  swift  Ezekiel  by  his  lock  of  hair ! 
Near  burn'd  th'  Appearance  undefinedly  dread, 
Whose  hand  put  forth  upraised  him  by  the  head. 
Within  its  fierce  reflection  cast  abroad, 
The  prophet's  forehead  like  a  furnace  glow'd; 
From  terror  half,  and  half  his  vehement  mind, 
His  lurid  hair  impetuous  stream'd  behind. 

But  lo  !  young  Daniel,  in  a  twilight  dim  ! 
And  round  that  den  the  lions  glared  on  him. 
Seemed  one,  as  headlong  plunged  he  to  devour, 
In  difficult  check  caught  by  a  viewless  Power : 
Bowed  his  curbed  neck,  his  wrenched  head  subdued, 
Half  turned  he  hung  in  dreadful  attitude. 
Another  slept;  but  still  his  front  was  racked 
With  lust  or  blood,  his  form  was  still  unslacked ; 
As  if  at  once  his  hungry  rage  had  been 
In  slumber  quenched  by  that  dread  Power  unseen. 
The  rest,  with  peace  upon  their  massive  brows, 
Gaze  on  the  prophet  as  in  prayer  he  bows. 

Nor  had  an  instant  sympathy  forgot 
Those  noble  brethren  of  his  captive  lot. 
Within  the  burning  bars,  Manasseh  saw 
The  three  who  scorned  a  monarch's  impious  law. 
Around  their  limbs  unloosed,  and  scatheless  hair, 
Was  seen  a  cloud  of  soft  and  lucid  air. 
Beyond,  the  red  and  roaring  haze  but  showed 
More  beautiful  these  children  of  their  God. 
A  fourth  was  with  them  :  glowing  were  his  feet 
As  iron  drawn  from  out  the  boiling  heat : 
An  angel  form :  And  white  was  his  attire, 
As  with  them  walk'd  he  on  the  stones  of  fire. 

In  solemn  beauty  more  young  seers  he  saw; 
And  ancients  laden  with  prophetic  awe, 
O'er  whose  old  heads,  with  snows  upon  them  cast, 
Had  many  a  visionary  winter  passed. 


8?<5  The  Jewess  of  the  Cave.  [May, 

The  name,  the  theme,  the  character  of  each 
How  to  her  brother  joyed  that  maid  to  teach ! 
Joyed  to  believe,  to  doubt  not,  in  his  eyes 
That  people's  glory  would  exalted  rise, 
For  whom  Jehovah  in  his  ceaseless  care 
Inspired  those  men  his  dread  will  to  declare  ! 

"  Such,"  said  Bathsheba,  "  such  my  work  for  years, 
My  heart  beguiling  of  a  thousand  fears, 
When  far  from  me  his  madness  Jared  swept, 
And  I  our  flocks  upon  the  mountains  kept. 
Those  prophet  shapes  conceived,  I  wrought  to  please 
His  spirit  yearning  for  their  ecstasies ; 
Yea  more,  to  keep  before  our  scattered  race, 
That  in  these  wilds  have  their  abiding-place, 
Our  sins,  that  forth  those  seers  commissioned  sent 
To  tell  our  judgments,  and  to  cry  *  Repent;' 
That  we  no  more  might  sin,  might  humbled  be, 
If  we  would  hope  our  land  again  to  see. 
Nor  less,  the  prophets'  scrolls,  that  Jared  brought, 
I  joyed  to  read  to  those  our  rock  who  sought." 

"  My  sister  now,"  Manasseh  said,  "  would  shew 
The  same  to  me,  that  I  the  Lord  may  know  ? 
Fear  not,  dear  One  I  my  lineage  early  known, 
I  sought,  learned,  loved  our  fathers'  God  alone. 
O !  sweet  those  tears  of  joy  within  thine  eyes, 
To  have  me  with  you  to  Jehovah's  skies!" 

"With  silent  love  thence  led,  she  shewed  to  him 
The  Prince  forenamed  to  raise  Jerusalem, 
Predestined  Cyrus,  saviour  of  their  land, 
Wrought  by  the  skill  of  her  pourtraying  hand. 
Within  the  west,  a  mountain  based  in  night, 
And  robed  with  shadows,  rises  to  the  sight. 
Thence  flies  a  mighty  Angel,  swift  to  bear 
A  wreath  of  light  from  Judah  darkened  there 
Towards  the  steed-borne  prince ;  his  farther  hand 
Back  points  to  Salem  with  a  glittering  wand. 
And  now — you  see  it  now — from  Heaven  one  beam 
Has  touched  her  summit  with  the  faintest  gleam. 
But  now  your  kindred  sympathy  can  see 
That  touch  of  light  shall  soon  a  splendour  be, 
Shall  blaze,  devour  that  darkness,  shall  disclose 
Mount  Zion's  pomp  of  beauty  and  repose. 
And  nearer  look,  before  its  darkling  base 
A  choral  band  of  virgins  you  may  trace : 
Still  nearer — 'tis  Bathsheba  in  the  van ; 
And  they  with  timbrels  greet  the  godlike  man. 
Dark  are  they  all ;  yet  seems  one  moment  more, 
To  floods  of  glory  shall  the  scene  restore. 
O  !  such  shall  be  the  crown  of  living  light 
For  him  illumined  o'er  a  kingdom's  night, 
Who  yet  shall  save  Jerusalem ;  for  this 
Her  stag-eyed  daughters  forth  in  grateful  bliss 
Shall  come,  with  songs  shall  their  deliverer  meet ; 
Bathsheba  first  to  kiss  his  kingly  feet. 


PART  IT.— THE  INTERVIEW  WITH  CYRUS. 

Now  Spring,  the  leafy  architect  divine, 
Was  in  the  woods,  and  built  her  green  design. 
Forth  walked  Bathsheba  with  her  brother:  they 
From  memory  piece  the  scenes  of  childhood's  day. 


1832.]  The  Jewess  of  the  Cave.  827 

Much  asks  he  of  his  mother :  still  in  vain 

They  try  their  father's  image  to  regain 

From  memory's  blank.    Her  youth  to  him  she  told; 

To  her  his  life  he  hastened  to  unfold : 

Together  wandering  still  in  broad  green  ways, 

Dear  was  their  love,  and  happy  were  their  days. 

But  he  must  go :  Her  fears  first  prompted  this  : 
Him  recognised,  destruction  shall  not  miss 
From  those  Chaldeans  routed :  They  may  meet, 
Thus  know,  thus  slay  him  in  that  dear  retreat 
Yes,  he  must  go :     Though  slighting  not  her  fear, 
A  loftier  motive  prompts  his  higher  sphere  : 
The  time  is  come  for  Judah's  help  decreed, 
And  Cyrus  but  his  favoured  hints  may  need ; 
Nor  such  a  sister  long  must  languish  there, 
For  glory  fashioned,  and  for  duties  rare. 
Would  he  could  take  her  with  him  !  but  the  way, 
Beset  with  toils,  demands  her  present  stay, 
Till  he  with  pomp  of  safety  back  shall  come 
To  take  her  with  him  to  a  fitter  home. 
It  but  remains  to  be  assured  that  she 
The  while  may  safely  in  these  mountains  be  : 
O !  yes;  for  even  the  robber  of  the  wild 
Unharmed  would  pass,  would  guard  the  prophet's  child 
Such  awe  had  Jared,  in  his  strange  distress, 
Even  on  the  children  of  the  wilderness. 
Yea  more,  a  few  of  Israel's  people  near 
Will  let  her  be  no  lonely  liver  here  : 
For  Jared's  sake,  her  own,  they  love  her  well ; 
Or  they  with  her,  or  she  with  them,  shall  dwell : 
No  fears  for  her !     With  joy  he'll  come  anon  I 
Yet  Oh !  she  weeps — her  dear  Manasseh  gone. 

She  climbs  the  mountains;  far  for  him  she  strains 
Her  eye  at  morn,  at  noontide,  o'er  the  plains ; 
Till  wind  the  white  sheep,  when  the  dew  distils, 
In  pearly  strings  around  the  twilight  hills. 

Here  standing  now  on  her  accustomed  height, 
O'er  many  lands  she  casts  her  longing  sight. 
The  sun  down  burns  among  the  western  trees; 
The  windings  she  of  old  Euphrates  sees 
Far  in  the  south  unrolled.    But,  ha!  her  eye 
A  company  coming  northwards  can  descry. 
It  left  the  flood ;  as  on  it  swiftly  drew, 
Forth  came  detached  two  horsemen  to  her  view. 
Adown  the  mountain  hastes  she  :  from  his  steed 
The  nearer  springs — it  must  be  he  indeed  ! 
He  meets  her  fast ;  his  arms  around  her  pressed, 
She  weeps  glad  tears  upon  her  brother's  breast. 

Her  hand  he  took,  with  dignity  the  maid 
He  led  to  where  that  other  horseman  stay'd, 
Dismounted,  them  to  greet,  yet  pausing  he, 
That  unrestrained  their  meeting  joy  might  be. 
"  Great  Cyrus  !  see  the  sister  by  our  God, 
From  out  the  deserts,  on  my  heart  bestowed." 
Manasseh  thus,  forth  leading  her :     But  she, 
•  With  youthful  reverence,  knelt  upon  her  knee. 
"  Rise !"  Cyrus  said,  and  raised  her;  "  Honoured  maid, 
We  come  to  have  thee  to  our  court  conveyed. 
Judean  virgins,  high  their  excellence, 
Are  in  our  train  to  wait  upon  thee  hence. 


28  The  Jewess  of  the  Cave.  [May, 

Thy  presence  well  shall  dignify  our  state; 

Great  is  thy  beauty  as  thy  heart  is  great. 

But  first,  instructed  by  thy  brother,  we 

The  figured  arras  of  your  rock  would  see  : 

Come  to  your  cave ;  there  night  shall  o'er  us  go  :        nb  b^d 

Our  tents  shall  wait  us  in  the  vale  below." 

Her  grateful  eyes  upraised,  Bathsheba  saw 
His  form  majestic,  and  his  head  of  awe. 
With  manlier  gifts  of  tenderness  and  grace 
He  led  the  damsel  to  her  dwelling-place, 
Her  brother  near  walked  softly  in  his  joy, 
As  if  he  fear'd  some  glad  dream  to  destroy. 

•:r  SIB  7,9/ij 

With  scented  lights,  the  maiden  round  her  cave         ante 
To  Cyrus'  eyes  the  pictured  prophets  gave ; 
Forbearing  not,  at  his  command,  to  tell 
Their  words  commissioned  unto  Israel. 
With  holy  hope,  she,  eloquently  bold, 
Jehovah's  doings  for  his  people  told : 
Early  he  chose  them  his  peculiar  care; 
From  Egypt  bore  them  with  his  arm  made  bare ; 
Came  down  on  Sinai  with  devouring  fire, 

And  thundered  o'er  them  in  preventive  ire ;  oattf uroaag  9<f 

The  nations  melted  in  his  wrath  away,  u{  ^(iifov  a 

That  stablished  Judah  in  their  land  might  stay;  *d  <»enqi9Jfl9 
Till,  sin-provoked,  despised  his  day  of  grace,  or*  u  of 

He  drove  her  forth  a  captive  from  her  place. 

Now  smiles  the  monarch,  as  Bathsheba  shews    -,  gnol  avfid  sqoi 
Himself  prepared  to  end  that  captive's  woes. 
But  he  with  awful  dignity  demands 

Isaiah's  book,  when  mentioned,  from  her  hands;       Urns  10  mob 
Till,  pointed  out,  he  saw  his  name  ordained, 
His  power,  for  Zion's  sake,  by  God  sustained. 
Whence  came  this  book  ?  She  told :  He,  pleased,  declaredfo-)  &  ni 
'Twas  rightly  writ,  with  Daniel's  scrolls  compared. 
"  Great  Sovereign !"  thus  the  Jewess  of  the  cave, 
"  Thy  grace  has  given  me  leave  a  boon  to  crave:—  io  sJnaoiaoiib 
Approved  by  thee,  these  hangings  worthy  are      >T  bus  aofrfioube 
To  deck  thy  palace  or  thy  tent  of  war. 
Deign,  let  thy  handmaid  "in  thy  kingly  sight 
Keep  long  memorial  of  this  honoured  night#ftio:>  adl  idi  asonprfq 

"  Wise  virgin  dignified!  it  shall  be  so; 

They  with  us  hence  to  Babylon  shall  go  :  •-  I  jfwfofob  sJ  . 

The  Queens  of  earth  shall  see  the  fair  design, 
Shall  imitate  thy  needle-work  divine. 
This  greater  hope  to  thy  exalted  heart 

*Tis  mine  this  moment  freely  to  impart  s-feh  bnus  ;&unedxirx9  bins 
God-given  to  me  the  kingdoms,  I  to  him         IUOD  bos  agaii! 
Will  build  a  house  in  his  Jerusalem. 
His  people  lifted  from  their  exiled  woe,  ;  dii 

Thou  up  with  them  a  princely  one  shalt  go.    io  arr>      j^iq  srfl  03 
Retire,  till  with  Manasseh  here  we  trace  >  3iff 

The  planned  redemption  of  your  ancient  race." 

He  said.     But  she  glad  nature  could  not  check ; 
She  rushed,  she  sobbed  upon  her  brother's  neck. 
Abashed  she  turned.    But  her  the  King  of  men         on  jrt 
Supported  trembling  from  that  inner  den. 


o  TpmttiWdgu"  -i  inn 

. 


1332.] 


Domestic  Manners  of  the  Americans. 


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DOMESTIC  MANNERS   OF  THE  AMERICANS.* 


WERE  any  one  to  regard  the  mere 
quantity  of  matter  which  has  been 
published  during  the  last  quarter  of 
a  century  concerning  the  United 
States,  he  might  be  led  hastily  to 
conclude,  that  ample  foundation  had 
been  laid  for  the  gratification  of  all 
liberal  curiosity  in  relation  to  that 
interesting  people.  Verily  the  name 
of  American  travellers  is  Legion,  for 
they  are  many;  but  looking  rather 
to  the  value  than  the  volume  of  their 
works,  we  are  forced  to  confess,  that 
in  regard  to  most  of  the  higher  and 
more  important  objects  of  enlighten- 
ed enquiry,  the  United  States  are 
yet  unvisited,  and  that  the  wide  field 
they  present  for  philosophical  obser- 
vation has  hitherto  yielded  no  har- 
vest. All  this,  however,  may  easily 
be  accounted  for.  The  Americans 
are  a  young  people,  full  of  energy 
and  enterprise,  but  necessarily  sub- 
ject to  a  variety  of  disadvantages, 
which  the  older  communities  of  Eu- 
rope have  long  since  overcome.  They 
have  little  to  boast  of  native  litera- 
ture or  science;  nothing  of  splen- 
dour or  antiquity  to  captivate  the 
imagination,  and,  bating  a  few  ob- 
jects of  unrivalled  natural  grandeur, 
in  a  country  the  scenery  of  which  is 
in  general  tame  and  monotonous, 
there  exist  few  of  the  ordinary  in- 
ducements of  travel,  to  lead  men  of 
education  and  refinement  to  select 
the  United  States  as  the  sphere  of 
their  observation.  Then  their  ap- 
pliances for  the  comfort  and  conve- 
nience of  travellers  are  understood 
to  be  deficient ;  their  roads  are  con- 
fessedly  detestable  ;  their  social  ha- 
bits rough  and  unfinished ;  their  love 
of  democracy  perhaps  too  obtrusive 
and  exuberant ;  and  their  contempt 
for  kings  and  courtiers  somewhat 
more  openly  expressed,  than  is  quite 
consistent  with  a  charitable  regard 
to  the  prejudices  of  their  European 
visitors.  The  consequence  of  this 
has  been,  that  few  English  gentle- 
men have  visited  the  United  States, 
and  of  these  few  the  greater  portion 
have  left  no  record  of  their  impres- 
sions, being  unwilling,  perhaps,  to 
incur  the  certainty  of  giving  offence 


to  a  people  of  whose  hospitality  they 
entertain  a  grateful  sense,  and  to 
whose  morbid  sensibility  to  censure 
there  can  be  found  no  parallel  in 
other  nations. 

The  great  body  of  our  informa- 
tion, therefore,  has  been  derived 
from  persons  of  narrow  minds  and 
limited  acquirements,  who  have  ge- 
nerally visited  the  United  States, 
with  views  rather  connected  with 
pecuniary  profit,  than  the  gratifica- 
tion of  liberal  curiosity.  It  has 
thus  happened,  that  men,  whose  opi- 
nions on  the  condition,  moral,  lite- 
rary, or  political,  of  any  European 
nation,  would  be  treated  with  me- 
rited contempt,  have  yet  been  greed- 
ily listened  to,  when  discoursing  of 
a  country,  in  no  point  of  view  less 
interesting,  and  with  which  our  com- 
mercial relations  are  even  more  wide- 
ly extended.  The  result  of  this  has 
been,  a  vast  mass  of  exaggerated  and 
inconsistent  statement — of  truth  an- 
swered by  denial — falsehood  exposed 
by  blunder — prejudice  on  one  side 
accusing  prejudice  on  the  other — of 
conclusions  without  premises,  and 
premises  that  admit  of  no  conclu- 
sion,— in  short,  such  a  jumble  of 
folly,  ignorance,  stupidity,  and  per- 
version, as  makes  it  very  clear,  what- 
ever may  be  the  case  with  counsel- 
lors, that  in  the  multitude  of  such 
travellers  there  is  not  wisdom. 

Merchants,  Farmers,  Manufactu- 
rers, Bagmen,  Half-pay  Officers,  bro- 
ken-down Radicals,  impatient  of  the 
restraints  of  English  morality  and 
English  law,  have  all  visited  the 
United  States,  and  favoured  the 
world  with  the  result  of  their  obser- 
vations. Of  these  different  classes, 
the  three  first  have,  perhaps,  done  all 
we  were  entitled  to  expect.  They 
have  communicated  a  great  deal  of 
valuable  information  relative  to  soil 
and  climate,  railroads  and  canals, 
steamboats  and  stagecoaches,  wages 
of  labour,  prices  of  provisions,  faci- 
lities for  commerce,  and  other  mat- 
ters which,  in  a  country  situated  like 
Great  Britain,  are  very  essential  to 
be  understood.  The  lucubrations 
of  the  Bagmen  on  manners,  politics, 


By  Mrs  Trollope.     2vols.     London,  Whittaker,  Treaclier,  and  Co.      1832. 


830 

and  morals,  have  been  less  available. 
They  are,  perhaps,  somewhat  too  in- 
dignant at  the  national  deficiency  of 
polish  and  refinement,  to  be  consi- 
dered altogether  impartial  in  their 
reports.  They  cannot  bring  them- 
selves to  pardon  the  transatlantic  in- 
novation of  picking  teeth  with  a 
pocket-knife  instead  of  a  table-fork, 
according  to  ancient  and  recognised 
precedent  in  the  hostelries  of  Leeds 
and  Birmingham.  Then  English 
"  commercial  gentlemen"  excrete  in 
spit-boxes;  those  of  America  dis- 
charge their  saliva  on  the  carpet,  or 
their  neighbour's  boot,  or,  in  short, 
wherever  it  may  happen  to  suit  their 
convenience.  Then  in  an  American 
hotel,  a  Bagman  of  the  most  impo- 
sing aspect,  with  "  a  voice  like  Mars 
to  threaten  and  command,"  may  ac- 
tually bellow  for  Boots  and  Cham- 
bermaid for  an  hour  on  end,  without 
creating  the  smallest  sensation  in 
any  one  individual  from  the  garret 
to  the  cellar.  Should  he  at  length 
lose  patience,  and  go  in  search  of 
the  delinquents,  ten  to  one  he  will 
find  Boots  lolling  in  a  rocking  chair, 
and  coolly  smoking  a  cigar,  with  his 
legs  on  the  kitchen  dresser;  while 
the  coffee-coloured  chambermaid, 
taking  advantage  of  the  twilight,  is 
in  the  back-yard  arranging  matters 
of  importance  with  black  Caesar, 
jack- of -all-trades  to  Lycurgus  F. 
Tompkins,  storekeeper  on  t'other 
side  of  the  street.  Such  differences 
of  habit  are  no  doubt  quite  sufficient 
to  divert  the  whole  current  of  human 
sympathies,  and  annihilate  all  chari- 
ties, national  and  particular. 

Next  come  the  Radicals,  whose 
associations  with  the  memory  of 
their  own  country  are  those  of  jails 
and  gibbets,  and  who,  comparing  the 
realities  of  the  United  States  with 
their  former  anticipations  of  Botany 
Bay,  are  naturally  well  satisfied  with 
their  change  of  prospect.  Believe 
thesepolitical  philosophers, and  Ame- 
rica is  a  heaven  upon  earth,  a  region 
of  flowers  and  fruits,  and  of  sweet 
airs,  where  corruption  is  unknown, 
and  man  lives  in  a  state  of  primeval 
innocence  and  unbroken  happiness. 
The  rulers  of  this  delightful  coun- 
try are,  of  course,  all  virtue,  wisdom, 
and  strength,  and  the  people  by  whose 
free  voices  they  are  elected,  distin- 
guished above  all  experience  in  de- 
graded Europe,  by  honour,  high  prin- 


Domestic  Manners  of  the  Americans. 


[May, 


ciple,  sagacity,  and  talent.  Your 
Tory  travellers,  on  the  other  hand, 
who  consider  nothing  good  that  is 
not  founded  on  British  precedent, 
deny  altogether  the  justice  of  these 
praises.  They  tell  you,  and  are  ready 
to  swear  to  it,  that  the  United  States 
are  a  mere  Pandemonium  of  brutal 
manners  and  bad  government;  that 
the  soil  is  barren  and  unfruitful,  the 
climate  sickly  and  detestable,  the 
rulers  time-serving  and  corrupt;  and 
the  people,  made  up  of  the  sweep- 
ings and  refuse  of  Europe,  are  fickle* 
and  turbulent  in  politics,  mean  arid^ 
fraudulent  in  their  dealings,  igno- 
rant, yet  puffed  up  with  the  conceit 
of  knowledge;  and,  in  short,  the 
most  unfit  possible  depositaries  of 
political  power. 

While  by  the  successive  and  op- 
posite impulses  of  these  contradic- 
tory statements,  our  wavering  opi- 
nions are  driven  from  pillar  to  post, to 
be  reimpelled  with  equal  vehemence 
and  velocity  from  post  to  pillar,  we 
are  glad  to  call  in  the  weight  of  fe-. 
male  testimony,  to  give  permanence 
to  our  convictions,  and  decide,  if  pos- 
sible, whether  the  Americans  are  a 
nation  of  angels  or  of  demons,  some- 
thing more  than  men,  or  less  than 
brutes.  Women,  thank  Heaven,  are 
no  politicians,  or  life  would  be  un- 
bearable. They  are  gifted,  too,  with 
a  finer  observation,  and  more  deli- 
cate discrimination  of  character,  than 
nature  has  thought  proper  to  bestow 
on  the  coarser  sex;  and  therefore 
their  evidence,  as  to  every  thing  con- 
nected with  manners  or  domestic 
morals,  is  not  only  more  likely  to  be 
unbiassed,  but  is  intrinsically  more 
valuable.  It  was  with  pleasing  an- 
ticipation, therefore,  that  we  direct- 
ed our  attention  to  the  volume  of 
Miss  Frances  Wright,  a  lady  whose 
fame  is  already  so  widely  spread  on 
both  sides  of  the  Atlantic,  as  to  be 
incapable  of  receiving  additional  ex- 
tension, even  from  emblazonment 
in  the  pages  of  this  Magazine.  Some 
dozen  years  ago,  we  believe,  Miss 
Wright,  having  directed  her  talents 
to  the  stage,  produced  a  tragedy, 
which  the  London  managers  had  the 
bad  taste  to  reject  This  insult  de- 
termined the  offended  damsel  at 
once  to  repudiate  her  country ;  and 
she  accordingly  lost  no  time  in  cross- 
ing the  Atlantic,  to  enrol  her  name 
among  those  of  the  fairest  citizens  of 


1832.] 


Domestic  Manners  of  Hie  Americans. 


this  nobler,  younger,  freer,  and  more 
discriminating  community.  Miss 
Wright  came  prepared  to  be  plea- 
sed, and  she  naturally  finds  the  peo- 
ple all  that  youthful  poets  fancy ,when 
they  visit  a  foreign  country  with  a 
play  in  their  pocket.  Nor  are  the 
Americans  on  their  part  ungrateful. 
They  act  her  tragedy,  and,  as  in  duty 
bound,  admire  its  captivating  author. 
Every  thing  goes  on  smoothly.  The 
New  York  porters  refuse  to  take 
money  for  carrying  her  portman- 
teaus, and  we  are  consequently  as- 
sured that  these  high-souled  opera- 
tives toil  in  their  laborious  vocation, 
uninfluenced  by  vile  thirst  of  lucre, 
and  animated  by  the  sole  and  disin- 
terested object  of  conferring  obliga- 
tion on  their  wealthier  neighbours.* 
Being  a  lady  of  considerable  fortune, 
Miss  Wright  finds  suitors  in  every 
city,  and  even  receives  offers  in 
steamboats  and  stagecoaches;  but 
having,  as  Leigh  Hunt  says,  "  stout 
notions  on  the  marrying  score,"  and 
being  in  principle  somewhat  of  a 
polygamist,  and  adverse  to  mono- 
polies of  all  kinds,  she  consistently 
declines  the  unjust  appropriation  of 
a  whole  free-born  American,  for  her 
own  exclusive  use  and  behoof.  Like 
a  timid  speculator  in  the  lottery,  she 
has  no  objections  to  a  sixteenth,  but 
cannot  be  induced  to  venture  "  the 
whole  hog."  It  becomes  us  not  to  say, 
whether,  in  spite  of  all  the  insinua- 
ting gallantries  of  her  numerous  and 
gifted  admirers,  this  fair  republi- 
can 

•  "  votaress  pass'd  on, 
In  maiden  meditation,  fancy  free." 

We  only  know  that  her  virgin  appel- 
lation remained  unchanged,  and  that 
however  individually  cruel,  her  col- 
lective gratitude  was  assuredly  very 
great.  The  men  of  the  United  States, 
she  assures  us,  are  noble,  manly,  ge- 
nerous, and  intelligent ;  the  women 
tender,  elegant,  beautiful,  and  accom- 
.  plished.  Of  course,  such  a  popula- 
tion require  little  government;  but 
what  they  have,  realizes  all  her  ideas 
of  perfection.  Indeed,  the  only  fault 
she  can  discover  in  the  whole  coun- 


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try,  is,  that  the  people  are  somewhat 
too  religious, — a  failing  which,  by 
delivering  public  courses  of  lectures 
against  Christianity  in  most  of  the ' 
cities,  it  is  only  justice  to  confess, 
she  did  her  utmost  to  abate. 

Thus  far,  then,  the  influence  of 
female  testimony  was  decidedly  in 
favour  of  the  angelic  character  of  the 
Americans  ;  and  notwithstanding  the 
weight  of  Captain  Hall,  who  jumped 
very  boldly  into  the  opposite  scale, 
there  was  every  prospect  of  its  kick- 
ing the  beam,  when  out  pops  Mrs 
Trollope  with  her  two  very  enter- 
taining volumes,  and  produces  as 
great  and  sudden  a  change  on  the 
aspect  of  events,  as  the  appearancer 
of  old  Blucher  and  his  troops  did  on 
the  field  of  Waterloo.  We  now  learn 
that  Mrs  Trollope's  own  personal 
friends  constitute  the  only  portion 
of  the  population  who  can  advance 
the  smallest  claim  to  the  character 
of  gentlemen.  The  rest  are  a  mere 
set  of  brutal  barbarians,  filthy,  im- 
moral, and  disgusting,  and  carrying 
the  most  sordid  selfishness  into  all 
the  relations  of  life.  The  United 
States,  she  informs  us,  is  a  country 
yet  ignorant  of  the  blessings  of  civil- 
ized society ;  and  the  European  who 
would  live  there,  must  cast  off  the 
memory  of  all  the  delicacies,  and 
even  decencies,  which  he  may  pre- 
viously have  considered  as  forming 
part  of  the  very  condition  of  exist- 
ence. 

Such  is  a  short,  though  tolerably 
accurate  precis,  of  the  inconsistent 
and  conflicting  statements  of  British 
travellers,  in  regard  to  the  condition, 
moral,  social,  and  political,  of  the 
Americans.  But  the  Americans  them- 
selves have  not  been  backward  in 
urging  their  own  claims  to  admira- 
tion and  respect.  In  turning  to  their 
works,  we  can  no  longer  complain 
of  irreconcilable  discrepancies  of 
fact  and  opinion,  which  puzzle  and 
distract  the  judgment.  The  unani- 
mity of  these  gentlemen  is  really 
quite  wonderful,  and  reading  their 
pages  is  like  listening  to  a  concert 
of  musical  snuif-boxes  of  the  same 
precise  mechanism,  an  hundred  of 


*  We  wish  we  could  procure  a  cross  of  this  breed  of  American  porters,  to  improve 
that  of  our  Edinburgh  caddies,  whose  motives,  we  regret  to  say,  are  of  the  very  basest 
description,  but  fear,  from  the  silence  of  recent  travellers,  they  must  have  become  ex- 
tinctt  Such  porters  are  evidently  too  good  for  this  wicked  world, 


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Domestic  Manners  of  the  Americans. 


[May, 


which  being  wound  up,  start  off  with 
the  same  cuckoo  tune,  pitched  in  the 
same  key,  to  the  utter  exhaustion  of 
ear  and  patience.  They  are  all  loud 
in  their  praises  of  themselves,  and 
their  institutions, — of  their  prowess 
by  sea  and  land, — of  their  achieve- 
ments ia  science,  literature,  and  phi- 
losophy,—-of  the  intelligence,  high 
principle,  and  sagacity  of  their  popu- 
lation,— of  the  beauty  and  salubrity 
of  their  climate,  and  the  unrivalled 
fertility  of  their  soil.  It  is  the  fashion 
with  these  writers  to  speak  of  Euro- 
peans as  men  of  pigmy  stature  and 
besotted  minds ;  and,  as  a  proof  of 
their  own  incontestable  superiority, 
they  appeal  to  the  magnitude  of  their 
lakes  and  rivers,  and  find  cause  of 
triumph  in  their  exuberance  of  tim- 
ber and  fresh  water.  In  short,  what- 
ever virtues  may  attach  to  the  Ame- 
rican character,  it  is  abundantly  clear 
that  modesty  is  not  of  the  number ; 
and  it  is  scarcely  possible,  we  fear, 
to  form  a  very  high  estimate  of  the 
good  sense  of  a  people,  whose  judg- 
ment of  themselves  and  others  is  so 
egregiously  at  fault. 

But  be  the  merits  of  American  wri- 
ters what  they4ftay,  their  works  on 
politics  and  legislation  have  had  little 
circulation  in  this  country,  and  cer- 
tainly have  not  at  all  contributed  to 
direct  the  current  of  opinion  with  re- 
gard to  the  United  States.  It  is  not 
probable  that  English  readers,  who 
would  assuredly  be  set  asleep  by 
any  long-winded  panegyric  on  their 
own  institutions,  could  discover 
much  attractive  matter  in  a  dull 
and  dogmatical  eulogium  on  those 
of  a  distant  republic.  Mr  Cooper 
and  Mr  Walsh,  therefore — we  men- 
tion these  as  the  Coryphaei  of  the 
band — had  the  mortification  of  be- 
holding their  works  drop  still-born 
from  the  press,  and  John  Bull  had 
still  the  good  fortune  to  escape  from 
the  unpleasant  conviction,  that  an- 
other country  was  in  any  respect 
more  happily  situated  than  his  own. 
From  the  tone  of  bluster  and  brava- 
do, however,  in  which  the  American 
champions  considered  it  becoming 
to  indulge,  it  was  abundantly  evident 
that  they  had  no  overweening  con- 
fidence in  their  own  pretensions. 
The  great  and  distinguishing  mark 
of  strength  is  tranquillity ;  its  other 
attributes  may  be  counterfeited,  this 
cannot.  Meaner  animals  may  put  on 


the  skin  of  the  lion,  and  imitate  his 
roar,  to  the  great  terror  of  the  forest, 
but  the  deception  is  soon  found  out. 
The  impostors  will  inevitably  make 
inordinate  display  of  tusk  and  claw ; 
there  will  be  too  much  bristling  of 
the  mane,  and  brandishing  of  the 
tail;  in  short,  an  utter  absence  of  that 
repose  which  can  alone  result  from 
the  security  of  conscious  strength. 
This  we  doubt  not  is  trite  enough, 
but  still  we  wish  the  Americans 
would  remember  it.  They  may  rest 
assured,  that  should  the  day  ever 
come,  (and  we  are  far  from  sneering 
at  those  who  consider  it  to  be  ap- 
proaching,) when  the  United  States 
shall  assume  the  leading  station 
among  the  great  powers  of  the  world, 
her  pretensions  will  be  urged  in  a 
tone  very  different,  from  any  which 
her  advocates  have  yet  felt  strong 
enough  to  adopt.  In  exact  propor- 
tion to  the  strength  of  her  claims, 
will  be  their  calmness  in  supporting 
them ;  and  we  venture  to  prophesy, 
that  as  their  own  conviction  of  su- 
periority becomes  more  confident 
and  assured,  that  fluttering  sensibi- 
lity to  foreign  censure,  and  that  in- 
ordinate vanity  which  exposes  them 
to  present  ridicule,  will  cease  to  tar- 
nish the  American  character. 

Though  the  discrepancies  of  state- 
ment in  the  works  of  British  travel- 
lers with  regard  to  the  United  States, 
be  confessedly  irreconcilable  with 
fair  and  impartial  observation,  still 
there  exist  few  instances  in  which 
we  feel  disposed  to  attribute  the  blun- 
ders and  inconsistencies  of  these  wri- 
ters to  intentional  misrepresentation. 
There  is  no  other  country  in  the 
world,  perhaps,  in  which,  to  the 
eye  of  an  Englishman,  a  little  preju- 
dice may  so  easily  pervert  the  whole 
colouring  and  proportions  of  the  pic- 
ture which  it  presents.  He  finds  in 
America  so  much  that  is  admirable 
mingled  with  so  much  that  is  offen- 
sive, so  much  that  contributes  to  the 
physical  necessities  of  man,  and  so 
little  that  can  be  made  to  minister  to 
his  higher  enjoyments,  and  is  alter- 
nately shocked  and  gratified  by  so 
much  arrogance,  energy,  intelligence, 
weakness,  folly,  wisdom,  and  imper- 
tinence, that  the  character  of  the  im- 
pression produced  by  this  apparently 
incongruous  aggregate,  must  depend 
in  a  great  measure  on  the  peculiar 
temperament  of  the  observer.  By 


1832.1 


merely  throwing  out  of  view  one 
class  of  qualities  which  distinguish 
this  singular  people,  and  fixing  atten- 
tion on  another,  it  becomes  abun- 
dantly possible  to  communicate  an 
impression  of  the  national  character 
which  is  utterly  unjust,  though  every 
statement  from  which  conclusions 
have  been  drawn  be  substantially 
correct.  The  charge,  therefore,  to 
which  those  travellers  who  have  in- 
ordinately praised  the  Americans, 
are  quite  as  obnoxious  as  those  who 
have  followed  an  opposite  course, 
consists  less  in  the  suggestio  falsi, 
than  in  the  suppressio  veri.  Yet  even 
this  crime,  we  are  charitably  inclined 
to  believe,  has  not  often  been  wilfully 
committed.  For  so  constituted  is  the 
mind  of  man,  so  much  is  the  judg- 
ment of  the  wisest  among  us  influ- 
enced unknown  to  itself  by  prejudice 
and  feeling,  that  we  are  rarely  able 
to  take  a  wide  and  impartial  view  of 
all  the  circumstances  and  relations 
of  a  question,  essential  to  a  sound 
conclusion.  But  instead  of  dealing 
in  wise  saws,  let  us  illustrate  our 
meaning  by  a  modern  instance.  Two 
armies  fight  a  battle.  It  shall  be 
Maida,Barossa,  Talavera,  or  any  other 
you  may  like  better.  The  affair  is 
no  sooner  over,  than  each  commander 
seizes  the  pen,  and  transmits  to  his 
government  a  full,  true,  and  parti- 
cular account  of  the  engagement, 
These  afterwards  appear  in  the  Ga- 
zette, and  having  read  both,  we  ask 
whether  any  thing  can  be  more  ut- 
terly and  hopelessly  irreconcilable 
either  in  fact  or  inference.  If 
Lieutenant-Gen.  Sir  Frizzle  Pump- 
kin "  have  writ  his  annals  right," 
then  have  the  Frenchmen  received 
a  complete  drubbing.  But  unless 
•Soult  or  Junot  lie  most  egregiously, 
this  ia  far  from  the  case ;  for  they  as- 
sure us,  that  the  attack  of  John  Bull 
was  gallantly  repulsed,  and  that  all 
the  honours  of  the  engagement,  inclu- 
ding three  brass  guns  and  a  howitzer, 
remain  on  their  side.  In  short,  each 
general  claims  the  victory,  and  each 
brings  forward  the  particular  details 
by  which  his  pretensions  are  sub- 
stantiated ;  yet  both  are  men  of  high 
honour,  and  either  would  sooner  die 
than  suffer  his  fair  fame  to  be  tar- 
nished by  the  imputation  of  a  false- 
hood. What,  then,  is  the  key  to  all 
this,  and  how  are  we  to  escape  from 
the  apparently  inextricable  maze  of 

VOL,  XXXI.  NO.  CXCIV. 


Domestic  Manners  of  the  Americans. 


833 

contradictory  assertion  ?  The  key  is 
this.  Neither  of  the  accounts  are 
positively  false,  and  neither  abso- 
lutely true.  Looking  at  the  engage- 
ment as  a  ivhole,  neither  Soult  nor 
Sir  Frizzle  give  an  impartial  narra- 
tive of  all  its  circumstances.  Both 
bring  forward  some  favourite  pass- 
ages ia  prominent  relief,  while 
others,  equally  important,  are  either 
thrown  into  the  background,  or  kept 
altogether  out  of  view.  Yet  we 
do  consider  it  as  highly  probable 
that  each  commander,  at  the  moment 
of  committing  his  account  to  paper, 
wrote  under  the  delusion,  that  no- 
thing cxnild  be  more  full,  fair,  and 
impartial  than  his  own  statement. 
The  truth  is,  that  both  were  anxious 
to  regard  the  battle  as  affording 
ground  for  certain  favourable  con- 
clusions, and,  by  a  very  trifling  and 
unintentional  perversion  of  vision, 
they  arc  both  successful.  Thus  in- 
timate is  the  connexion  between 
our  judgment  and  our  feelings,  and 
thus  it  is,  that 

— — — "  things  outward 
Do  draw  the  inward  quality  after  them,". 

and  we  propagate  deception  in 
others,  from  having  first  achieved  it 
in  ourselves. 

Were  we  disposed  to  philosophize, 
it  would  be  easy,  by  an  extension  of 
this  simple  hypothesis,  to  account 
for  those  differences  in  politics,  re- 
ligion, and  philosophy,  by  which  the 
waters  of  the  human  mind  have  been 
stirred  into  a  troubled  activity,  and 
mixed  up  with  the  sediment  of  pas- 
sion, which  might  well  be  suffered 
to  remain  at  the  bottom.  But  our 
present  concern  is  exclusively  with 
travellers  in  America,  about  whom, 
and  whose  works,  we  have  still  a  few 
observations  to  make.  In  the  first 
place,  it  is  only  justice  to  confess, 
that  there  exists  no  other  people, 
whose  advantages,  prejudices,  and 
foibles  come  so  directly  and  pro- 
vokingly  into  collision  with  our  own. 
An  Englishman  may  traverse  Europe 
from  Moscow  to  Cadiz,  and  encoun- 
ter nothing,  in  the  whole  course  of  his 
journey,  which  does  not  tend  to  con- 
firm the  justice  of  his  own  previous 
convictions,  in  favour  of  those  insti- 
tutions, and  that  condition  of  society, 
to  which  he  has  been  accustomed 
in  his  own  country.  On  the  conti- 
nent, he  finds  the  government  of 


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England  uniformly  mentioned  by  en- 
lightened men  with  admiration  and 
respect  ;  and  the  evils  of  despotism, 
whether  political  or  religious,  are  so 
manifest  and  pervading,  that  few- 
points  of  similarity  can  be  discover- 
ed, to  afford  footing  even  for  compa- 
rison. He  therefore  speaks  and 
thinks  of  these  countries  with  per- 
fect impartiality, — their  defects  he  is 
disposed  to  consider  less  as  crimes 
than  misfortunes, — and  he  regards 
them  generally  with  those  feelings 
of  charitable  benevolence,  which  men 
conscious  of  their  own  strength  can 
afford  to  extend  to  the  failings  of 
their  weaker  brethren.  In  short,  he 
sees  nothing  in  the  condition  or  struc- 
ture of  society  which  can  excite 
jealousy;  he  is  not  called  upon  to 
resign  a  single  prejudice  or  opinion, 
and  the  slumber  of  his  self-love  re- 
mains unbroken.  But  in  the  United 
States,  the  case  is  very  different. 
For  the  first  time  he  mingles  with  a 
people,  who,  so  far  from  possessing 
any  reverence  for  the  British  Con- 
stitution, do  not  hesitate  to  pro- 
nounce it  a  very  bungling  and  un- 
workmanlike contrivance, while  they 
point  to  their  own  institutions  as  the 
proudest  effort  of  human  genius,  and 
to  their  own  laws  as  embodying 
every  thing  of  excellence  in  legisla- 
tion which  human  wisdom  has  yet 
been  able  to  devise.  It  is  an  old 
proverb,  that  he  who  claims  too  much 
stands  a  fair  chance  of  getting  too 
little.  The  Englishman  feels  little  dis- 
posed to  accord  a  praise,  somewhat 
too  imperiously  demanded,  by  men 
who  scruple  not  to  express  their  con- 
tempt for  all  that  from  his  very  in- 
fancy he  has  been  accustomed  to 
hold  sacred.  His  prejudices  and  self- 
love  are  up  in  arms.  He  not  only 
sees  all  the  defects  in  the  American 
character,  but  he  becomes  blind  to 
its  virtues.  He  writes  a  book,  and 
represents  them  as  a  nation  of  dis- 
gusting savages ;  and,  under  the  sem- 
blance of  love  of  country,  gives  vent 
to  the  whole  volume  of  his  spleen 
and  bigotry.  The  Americans,  on 
their  part,  are  by  no  means  patient 
under  such  inordinate  chastisement. 
They  have  recourse  to  recrimination, 
rake  up  all  the  filth  from  British 
newspapers,  and  array  it  in  the  form 
of  national  charges,  and  thus  is  the 
foundation  laid,  for  a  rooted  antipa- 
thy between  two  countries,  whose 


Domestic  Manners  of  the  Americans. 


[May, 


mutual  interest  it  is  to  regard  each 
other  with  affection  and  esteem. 

This  is  but  poor  work  at  best ;  yet 
truth  compels  us  to  say,  that  however 
impartial  a  traveller  may  be  in  re- 
cording his  impressions  of  American 
society,  he  will  find  it  impossible  to 
avoid  giving  desperate  offence  to  that 
most  sensitive  people.  The  Ame- 
ricans demand  unqualified  praise; 
they  require,  most  unreasonably,  that 
every  foreigner  on  visiting  their  coun- 
try, should  cast  off  the  prejudices  and 
opinions  of  his  former  life,  and  at 
once  appreciate  the  full  and  unrival- 
ed excellence  of  their  national  cha- 
racter and  institutions.  The  mon- 
strous inconsistency  of  this,  it  is  un- 
necessary to  expose.  The  Americans 
are,  par  excellence,  a  free  people. 
Unlimited  freedom  of  opinion  forms 
the  very  corner-stone  of  their  consti- 
tution, and  yet  the  liberty  which  con- 
stitutes their  national  boast,  they 
would  willingly  deny  to  others.  What 
right  have  the  Americans  to  expect 
that  an  Englishman  should  prefer 
their  institutions  to  those  of  his  own 
free,  great,  and  glorious  country, 
which  he  has  been  taught  to  reve- 
rence from  his  very  cradle,  and 
under  which  the  whole  habits  of  his 
life  have  been  formed?  When  an 
American  visits  England,  no  one  is 
so  unreasonable  as  to  demand  any 
such  sacrifice  of  opinion.  He  is  left 
free  as  air,  to  approve  or  disapprove, 
to  praise  or  censure,  to  applaud  or 
condemn;  and  though  his  opinions 
may  possibly  be  received  with  some- 
thing of  mortifying  indifference,  he 
will  assuredly  excite  no  preju- 
dice, in  any  quarter,  by  their  most 
public  expression.  No  man  in  this 
country  could  regard  it  as  a  matter  of 
charge  against  an  American,  that  he 
does  not  think  like  an  Englishman ; 
and  why  such  liberty  of  thought  and 
expression  should  not  be  enjoyed  by 
travellers  from  this  side  of  the  water, 
as  well  as  those  from  the  other,  we 
own  ourselves  somewhat  puzzled  to 
understand.  We  Englishmen,  it  will 
be  confessed,  are  accustomed  to 
write  and  speak  freely  enough  about 
our  own  government  and  institu- 
tions ;  through  France,  Italy,  or  Ger- 
many, we  travel  yet  ungagged,  and 
it  really  seems  too  much  to  expect 
that  we  should  keep  our  mouths  shut, 
when  pleasure  or  business  may  lead 
us  to  the  United  States. 


1832.] 


Domestic  Manners  of  the  Americans. 


The  fact  is,  that,  wince  under  it  as 
she  may,  America  must  learn  to  hear 
the  truth.  Falsehood  and  exaggera- 
tion she  may  despise ;  and  in  this  re- 
spect, if  in  no  other,  she  may  advan- 
tageously take  a  lesson  from  John 
Bull.  Let  her  only  observe  how 
wonderfully  cool  John  is,  under  the 
misrepresentations  of  foreign  travel- 
lers. The  Chevalier  Fillet  has  de- 
clared to  the  world,  that  the  domes- 
tic relations  of  Englishmen  are  made 
the  cover  of  the  most  disgusting  and 
degrading  pollution,  and  that  every 
English  lady  keeps  her  private  bran- 
dy bottle,  on  the  contents  of  which 
she  gets  drunk  at  least  once  a-day. 
A  Monsieur  Charles  Nodier,  of  whose 
book  we  remember  to  have  written 
a  review  many  years  ago  in  this  very 
Magazine,  among  other  statements 
equally  veracious,  scrupled  not  to 
assert,  seipso  teste,tli3it  Scottish  ladies 
always  go  barefoot ;  and  that  though, 
on  occasions  of  ceremony,  shoes  are 
certainly  to  be  seen,  the  toes  of  a 
northern  spinster  feel  exceedingly 
awkward  under  their  compression, 
and  she  uniformly  seizes  the  earliest 
opportunity  of  kicking  them  off.  But 
to  come  to  the  present  day,  let  any 
American  take  the  trouble  of  read- 
ing the  travels  of  Prince  Puckler 
Muskaw,  and  then  glance  over  the 
different  reviews  of  the  work  in  the 
various  periodicals,  and  he  will  find, 
we  think,  that  the  Prince,  whose 
strictures  on  our  manners  and  fail- 
ings are  by  no  means  lenient,  gets 
quite  as  much  credit  as  he  deserves. 
We  are  at  least  certain  that  the  book 
has  awakened  no  feeling  approach- 
ing to  that  intense  and  extravagant 
indignation  which  has  been  excited 
in  America  by  the  work  of  Captain 
Hall,  and  which,  we  doubt  not,  in  at 
least  equal  measure,  is  destined  to 
follow  the  still  more  amusing  vo- 
lumes of  Mrs  Trollope,  to  which  it 
is  our  present  object  to  direct  the 
attention  of  our  readers. 

Mrs  Trollope,  then,  we  beg  leave 
to  intimate,  is  an  English  lady,  who, 
being  instigated  by  the  devil  and 
Miss  Fanny  Wright  — (we  imagine 
she  will  not  deny  the  agency  ot  ei- 
ther)— was  induced,  with  the  appro- 
bation of  her  husband,  to  accompany 
that  lady  to  the  United  States,  with 
what  precise  object  we  are  not  in- 
formed, but  apparently  with  the  in- 
tention of  establishing  part  of  her 
family  in  these  western  regions.  It 


83d 

appears  that  Miss  Wright—to  whom, 
in  spite  of  all  her  failings,  it  is  im- 
possible to  deny  the  praise  of  active 
benevolence — had  embarked  in  some 
visionary  project  for  emancipating 
negroes  ;  and  with  this  view,  had 
formed  an  establishment  in  the  state 
of  Tennessee,  in  which,  by  judicious 
preparation,  the  slaves  were  not  only 
to  become  free,  but  to  astonish  the 
world  by  issuing  forth  in  the  charac- 
ter of  scholars  and  gentlemen.  To- 
wards the  scene  of  this  interesting 
experiment  were  the  steps  of  the 
fair  wanderers  directed ;  and  accord- 
ingly, after  a  tedious  voyage,  we  are 
glad  to  find  them  safely  landed  at 
New  Orleans,  where  Mrs  Trollope 
commences  her  task  of  observation. 
The  disgusting  immorality  by  which 
this  city  is  distinguished  above  all 
others  in  the  Union,  would,  of  course, 
remain  in  a  great  measure  invisible 
to  the  eye  ot  a  lady.  New  Orleans 
is  not  French,  and  it  is  not  American, 
but  a  melange  of  both — and  the  result 
is,  something  worse  than  either.  Mrs 
Trollope  is  exceedingly  struck,  how- 
ever, by  the  scene  of  wild  desolation 
which  distinguishes  the  delta  of  the 
Mississippi.  Nothing  but  intermi- 
nable brakes  appear  on  either  side, 
covered  by  forests  of  tall  canes  ;  and 
the  broad  muddy  river,  with  its  vast 
masses  of  drift  wood,  completes  a 
picture  more  sombre  and  depressing 
to  the  heart  and  imagination,  than 
can  well  be  conceived  by  any  one 
who  has  not  felt  its  effect.  The  city 
stands  upon  a  bed  of  diluvial  matter 
some  dozen  feet  below  the  level  of 
the  river,  so  that  should  the  levee 
which  at  present  confines  its  waters 
give  way,  New  Orleans,  "  with  all  its 
bravery  on,"  may  probably,  some 
fine  morning,  make  an  aquatic  excur- 
sion into  the  Gulf  of  Mexico.  Mrs 
Trollope  admires  the  Quadroon  la- 
dies very  much — and  no  doubt  many 
of  them  are  very  pleasing  to  the  eye ; 
but  we  remember  once  being  present 
at  what  is  called  "a  Quad  ball,"  with 
the  thermometer  above  90,  and  we 
returned  with  the  full  conviction  that 
there  are  worse  odours  in  the  world 
than  that  of  sanctity.  Should  any  of 
our  readers  be  led  to  visit  New  Or- 
leans, we  caution  them  to  beware  of 
crawfish,  which  they  will  meet  in 
many  tempting  forms,  at  almost  every 
table.  These  animals  are  carnivo- 
rous, and  in  vast  numbers  burrow 
in  the  churchyards.  Vtrb.  sap.  Tha 


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836 

Creole  ladies  are  handsome,  though 
Mrs  Trollope  does  not  think  so.  They 
are  indebted  for  their  beauty,  we 
imagine,  to  the  admixture  of  Spanish 
blood,  and  are  certainly,  in  a  great 
measure,  exempt  from  that  prematu- 
rity of  decay  which  makes  sad  havoc 
with  the  charms  of  the  northern 
ladies. 

Having  remained  long  enough  at 
New  Orleans  to  recover  from  the 
fatigues  of  their  voyage,  Mrs  Trol- 
lope and  her  party  proceed  up  the 
Mississippi  in  one  of  those  magnifi- 
cent steamers  which  are  to  be  found 
only  in  the  western  world.  The  ac- 
commodations of  these  vessels  are 
on  the  most  superb  scale,  though, 
being  furnished  with  high-pressure 
engines,  a  trip  in  them  is  not  unac- 
companied with  danger.  On  an  ave- 
rage, two  or  three  explosions  take 
place  in  a  season,  so  that  travellers 
are  at  least  exempt  from  the  dulness 
of  perfect  security.  The  manners  of 
the  passengers,  however,  appear  by 
no  means  captivating  in  the  eyes  of 
Mrs  Trollope.  How  should  they  ? 
Slave- dealers,  traders  from  the  West- 
ern States,  land-jobbers  and  cotton*- 
growers,  are  no  'doubt  very  far  from 
being  polished  gentlemen.  But  we 
shall  allow  the  fair  traveller  to  speak 
for  herself,  which  she  always  does 
far  better  than  we  can  do  for  her. 

"  On  the  first  of  January,  1828,  we 
embarked  on  board  the  Belvidere,  a  large 
and  handsome  boat;  though  not  the  lar- 
gest or  handsomest  of  the  many  which 
displayed  themselves  along  the  wharfs; 
but  she  was  going  to  stop  at  Memphis, 
the  point  of  the  river  nearest  to  Miss 
Wright's  residence,  and  she  was  the  first 
that  departed  after  we  had  got  through 
the  custom-house,  and  finished  our  sight- 
seeing. We  found  the  room  destined  for 
the  use  of  the  ladies  dismal  enough,  as  its 
only  windows  were  below  the  stern  gal- 
lery ;  but  both  this  and  the  gentlemen's 
cabin  were  handsomely  fitted  up,  and  the 
former  well  carpeted  ;  but  oh  !  that  car- 
pet !  I  will  not,  I  may  not  describe  its 
condition ;  indeed  it  requires  the  pen  of 
a  Swift  to  do  it  justice.  Let  no  one  who 
wishes  to  receive  agreeable  impressions  of 
American  manners,  commence  their  tra- 
vels in  a  Mississippi  steam-boat ;  for  my- 
self, it  is  with  all  sincerity  I  declare,  that 
I  would  infinitely  prefer  sharing  the 
apartment  of  a  party  of  well-conditioned 
pigs  to  the  being  confined  to  its  cabin. 

"  I  hardly  know  any  annoyance  so 
deeply  repugnant  to  English  feelings.,  as 
the  incessant,  remorseless  spitting  of 


[May, 


Americans.  I  feel  that  I  owe  my  read- 
ers an  apology  for  the  repeated  use  of 
this,  and  several  other  odious  words  ;  but 
I  cannot  avoid  them,  without  suffering 
the  fidelity  of  description  to  escape  me. 

"  We  had  a  full  complement  of  passen- 
gers on  board.  The  deck,  as  is  usual,  was 
occupied  by  the  Kentucky  flat-boat  men, 
returning  from  New  Orleans,  after  ha- 
ving disposed  of  the  boat  and  cargo 
which  they  had  conveyed  thither,  with  no 
other  labour  than  that  of  steering  her,  the 
current  bringing  her  down  at  the  rate  of 
four  miles  an  hour.  We  had  about  two 
hundred  of  these  men  on  board,  but  the 
part  of  the  vessel  occupied  by  them  is  so 
distinct  from  the  cabins,  that  we  never  saw 
them,  except  when  we  stopped  to  take  in 
Wood ;  and  then  they  ran,  or  rather 
sprung  and  vaulted  over  each  other's 
heads  to  the  shore,  whence  they  all  assist- 
ed in  carrying  wood  to  supply  the  steam- 
engine  ;  the  performance  of  this  duty  be- 
ing a  stipulated  part  of  the  payment  of 
their  passage. 

"  From  the  account  given  by  a  man- 
servant we  had  on  board,  who  shared 
their  quarters,  they  area  most  disorderly 
set  of  persons,  constantly  gambling  and 
wrangling,  very  seldom  sober,  and  never 
suffering  a  night  to  pass  without  giving 
practical  proof  of  the  respect  in  which 
they  hold  the  doctrines  of  equality,  and 
community  of  property.  The  clerk  of 
the  vessel  was  kind  enough  to  take  our 
man  under  his  protection,  and  assigned 
him  a  berth  in  his  own  little  nook ;  but 
as  this  was  not  inaccessible,  he  told  him 
by  no  means  to  detach  his  watch  or  monoy 
from  his  person  dui'ing  the  night.  What- 
ever their  moral  characteristics  may  be, 
these  Kentuckians  are  a  very  noble-look- 
ing race  of  men  ;  their  average  height  con- 
siderably exceeds  that  of  Europeans,  and 
their  countenances,  excepting  when  dis- 
figured by  red  hair,  which  is  not  unfre- 
quent,  extremely  handsome. 

"  The  gentlemen  in  the  cabin  (we  had 
no  ladies)  would  certainly  neither,  from 
their  language,  manners,  nor  appearance, 
have  received  that  designation  in  Eu- 
rope ;  but  we  soon  found  their  claim  to 
it  rested  on  more  substantial  ground,  for 
we  heard  them  nearly  all  addressed  by  the 
titles  of  general,  colonel,  and  major.  On 
mentioning  these  military  dignities  to  an 
English  friend  some  time  afterwards,  he 
told  me  that  he  too  had  made  the  voyage 
with  the  same  description  of  company, 
but  remarking  that  there  was  not  a  single 
captain  among  them  :  he  made  the  obser- 
vation to  a  fellow-passenger,  and  asked 
how  he  accounted  for  it:  '  Oh,  sir,  the 
captains  ax*e  all  on  deck,'  was  the  reply. 

"  Our  honours,  however,  were  not  all 
military,  for  we  had  a  judge  among  us, 


1832.1 


Domestic  Manners  of  the  Americans,. 


837 


I  know  it  is  equally  easy  and  invidious 
to  ridicule  the  peculiarities  of  appearance 
and  manner  in  people  of  a  different  nation 
from  ourselves ;  we  may,  too,  at  the  same 
moment,  be  undergoing  the  same  ordeal 
in  their  estimation  ;  and,  moreover,  I  am 
by  no  means  disposed  to  consider  what- 
ever is  new  to  me  as  therefore  objection- 
able ;  but,  nevertheless,  it  was  impossible 
not  to  feel  repugnance  to  many  of  the  no- 
velties that  now  surrounded  me. 

"  The  total  want  of  all  the  usual  cour- 
tesies of  the  table,  the  voracious  rapidity 
with  which  the  viands  were  seized  and 
devoured,  the  strange  uncouth  phrases 
and  pronunciation;  the  loathsome  spit- 
ting, from  the  contamination  of  which  it 
was  absolutely  impossible  to  protect  our 
dresses  ;  the  frightful  manner  of  feeding 
with  their  knives,  till  the  whole  blade 
seemed  to  enter  into  the  mouth  j  and  the 
still  more  frightful  manner  of  cleaning  the 
teeth  afterwards  with  a  pocket  knife, 
soon  forced  us  to  feel  that  we  were  not 
surrounded  by  the  generals,  colonels,  and 
majors  of  the  old  world  ;  and  that  the  din- 
ner hour  was  to  be  any  thing  rather  than 
an  hour  of  enjoyment. 

"  The  little  conversation  that  went 
forward  while  we  remained  in  the  room, 
was  entirely  political,  and  the  respective 
claims  of  Adams  and  Jackson  to  the  pre- 
sidency were  argued  with  more  oaths  and 
more  vehemence  than  it  had  ever  been  my 
lot  to  hear.  Once  a  colonel  appeared  on 
the  verge  of  assaulting  a  major,  when  a 
huge  seven-foot  Kentuckian  gentleman 
horse-dealer,  asked  of  the  heavens  to  con- 
found  them  both,  and  bade  them  sit  still 
and  be  d — d.  We  too  thought  we  should 
share  this  sentence ;  at  least  sitting  still 
in  the  cabin  seemed  very  nearly  to  in- 
clude the  rest  of  it,  and  we  never  tarried 
there  a  moment  longer  than  was  abso- 
lutely necessary  to  eat." 

Though  devoid  of  every  thing  akin 
to  beauty,  there  is  no  scenery  more 
striking  than  that  of  the  Mississippi. 
The  dreary  and  pestilential  solitudes, 
untrodden  save  by  the  foot  of  the 
Indian ;  the  absence  of  all  living  (ol)- 
jects,  save  the  huge  alligators  which 
float  past,  apparently  asleep  on  the 
drift  wood,  and  an  occasional  vulture 
attracted  by  its  impure  prey  on  the 
surface  of  the  waters ;  the  trees,  with 
a  long  and  hideous  drapery  of  pen- 
dent moss  fluttering  in  the  wind; 
and  the  giant  river  flowing  onward 
in  silent  grandeur  through  the  wil- 
derness— form  the  features  of  one  of 
the  most  dismal  and  impressive  land- 
scapes on  which  the  eye  of  man  ever 
rested.  Mrs  Trollope's  voyage  con- 


cludes at  Memphis,  where  she  ar- 
rives without  accident  from  "  snags" 
or  "  sawyers,"  or,  in  other  words, 
trees  rooted  in  the  bottom  of  the 
river,  by  striking  on  which,  steam- 
boats are  not  unfrequently  lost. 
With  some  difficulty  she  reaches 
Miss  Wright's  settlement  at  Nashoba, 
which  she  finds  very  different  from 
the  woodland  paradise  she  expected. 
The  situation  being  unhealthy,  and 
her  friend's  accommodations  by  110 
means  tempting  to  a  longer  resi- 
dence, Mrs  Trollope  determines  on 
proceeding  to  Cincinnati,  in  the  state 
of  Ohio,  with  the  intention  of  there 
awaiting  the  arrival  of  her  husband. 
The  scenery  on  the  Ohio,  up  which 
her  course  was  directed,  though  pos- 
sessing few  very  striking  features, 
yet  appears  beautiful  to  eyes  for 
weeks  accustomed  to  gaze  on  that 
of  the  Mississippi.  There  is  a  plea- 
sure in  being  wafted  along  on  clear 
water,  to  say  nothing  of  the  still 
greater  enjoyment  of  being  enabled 
to  swallow  the  pure  element,  instead 
of  the  muddy  compost  furnished  by 
the  "  father  of  rivers."  Our  travel- 
lers reach  their  destination  without 
moving  accident  by  flood  or  field, 
and  after  some  difficulty,  get  esta- 
blished in  a  house.  Of  the  extent 
of  its  appliances  for  cleanliness  or 
comfort,  a  tolerably  vivid  notion 
will  be  conveyed  by  the  following 


"  We  were  soon  settled  in  our  new- 
dwelling,  which  looked  neat  and  comfort- 
able enough,  but  we  speedily  found  that 
it  was  devoid  of  nearly  all  thfe  accommo- 
dation that  Eui'opeans  conceive  necessary 
to  decency  and  comfort.  No  pump,  no 
cistern,  no  drain  of  any  kind,  no  dust- 
man's carts,  or  any  other  visible  means  of 
getting  rid  of  the  rubbish,  which  vanishes 
with  such  celerity  in  London,  that  one 
has  no  time  to  think  of  its  existence ;  but 
which  accumulated  so  rapidly  at  Cincin- 
nati, that  I  sent  for  my  landlord  to  know 
in  what  manner  refuse  of  all  kinds  was 
to  be  disposed  of. 

"  '  Your  Help  will  just  have  to  fix 
them  all  into  the  middle  of  the  street,  but 
you  must  mind,  old  woman,  that  it  is  the 
middle.  I  expect  you  don't  know  as  we 
have  got  a  law  what  forbids  throwing 
such  things  at  the  sides  of  the  streets ; 
they  must  just  all  be  cast  right  into  the 
middle,  and  the  pigs  soon  takes  them  off.' 

"  In  truth,  the  pigs  are  constantly  seen 
doing  Herculean  service  in  this  way 
through  every  quarter  of  the  cityj  and 


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[May, 


though  it  is  not  very  agreeable  to  live  sur- 
rounded by  herds  of  these  unsavoury  ani- 
mals, it  is  well  they  are  so  numerous, 
and  so  active  in  their  capacity  of  scaven- 
gers, for  without  them  the  streets  would 
soon  be  choked  up  with  all  sorts  of  sub- 
stances in  every  stage  of  decomposition." 

Then  commence  all  the  torments 
of  housekeeping,  in  a  country  where 
subordination  of  any  kind  is  un- 
known. The  servants  insist  on  do- 
ing exactly  as  they  please,  and  of 
course  the  master  and  mistress  can- 
not. The  liberty,  it  appears,  is  all 
on  one  side,  a  sort  of  Irish  recipro- 
city, which  one  of  the  parties  gene- 
rally discovers  to  be  unpleasant. 

"  The  greatest  difficulty  in  organizing 
a  family  establishment  in  Ohio,  is  getting 
servants,  or,  as  it  is  there  called,  '  getting 
help,'  for  it  is  more  than  petty  treason 
to  the  Republic,  to  call  a  free  citizen  a 
servant.  The  whole  class  of  young  women, 
whose  bread  depends  upon  their  labour, 
are  taught  to  believe  that  the  most  abject 
poverty  is  preferable  to  domestic  service. 
Hundreds  of  half-naked  girls  work  in  the 
paper-mills,  or  in  any  other  manufactory, 
for  less  than  half  the  wages  they  would 
receive  in  service ;  but  they  think  their 
equality  is  compromised  by  the  latter,  and 
nothing  but  the  wish  to  obtain  some  par- 
ticular article  of  finery  will  ever  induce 
them  to  submit  to  it.  A  kind  friend, 
however,  exerted  herself  so  effectually  for 
me,  that  a  tall  stately  lass  soon  presented 
herself,  saying,  '  I  be  come  to  help  you.' 
The  intelligence  was  very  agreeable,  and 
I  welcomed  her  in  the  most  gracious  man- 
ner possible,  and  asked  what  I  should 
give  her  by  the  year. 

"  '  Oh  Gimini  !'  exclaimed  the  damsel, 
with  a  loud  laugh,  '  you  be  a  downright 
Englisher,  sure  enough.  I  should  like  to 
see  a  young  lady  engage  by  the  year  in 
America !  I  hope  I  shall  get  a  husband 
before  many  months,  or  1  expect  I  shall 
be  an  outright  old  maid,  for  I  be  most 
seventeen  already  ;  besides,  mayhap  T  may 
want  to  go  to  school.  You  must  just  give 
me  a  dollar  and  half  a-week,  and  mother's 
slave,  Phillis,  must  come  over  once  a 
week,  I  expect,  from  t'other  side  the 
water,  to  help  me  clean.' 

"  I  agreed  to  the  bargain,  of  course,  with 
all  dutiful  submission  ;  and  seeing  she 
was  preparing  to  set  to  work  in  a  yellow 
dress  par  seme  with  red  roses,  I  gently 
hinted,  that  I  thought  it  was  a  pity  to 
spoil  so  fine  a  gown,  and  that  she  had 
better  change  it. 

''Tisjust  my  best  and   my  worst,' 
^he  answered,  '  for  I've  got  no  other.' 
"  And  in  truth  I  found  that  this  young 


lady  had  left  the  paternal  mansion  with 
no  more  clothes  of  any  kind  than  what 
she  had  on.  I  immediately  gave  her 
money  to  purchase  what  was  necessary 
for  cleanliness  and  decency,  and  set  to 
work  with  my  daughters  to  make  her  a 
gown.  She  grinned  applause  when  our 
labour  was  completed,  but  never  uttered 
the  slightest  expression  of  gratitude  for 
that,  or  for  any  thing  else  we  could  do  for 
her.  She  was  constantly  asking  us  to 
lend  her  different  articles  of  dress,  and 
when  we  declined  it,  she  said,  '  Well,  I 
never  seed  such  grumpy  folks  as  you  be  ; 
there  is  several  young  ladies  of  my  ac- 
quaintance what  goes  to  live  out  now  and 
then  with  the  old  women  about  the  town, 
and  they  and  their  gurls  always  lends 
them  what  they  asks  for  ;  I  guess  you 
Inglish  thinks  we  should  poison  your 
things,  just  as  bad  as  if  we  was  Negurs.' 
And  here  I  beg  to  assure  the  reader,  that 
whenever  I  give  conversations  they  were 
not  made  u  loisir,  but  were  written  down 
immediately  after  they  occurred,  with  all 
the  verbal  fidelity  my  memory  permitted. 

"  This  young  lady  left  me  at  the  end  of 
two  months,  because  I  refused  to  lend  her 
money  enough  to  buy  a  silk  dress  to  go  to 
a  ball,  saying,  '  Then  'tis  not  worth  my 
while  to  stay  any  longer.' 

I  cannot  imagine  it  possible  that  such 
a  state  of  things  can  be  desirable,  or  bene- 
ficial to  any  of  the  parties  concerned.  I 
might  occupy  a  hundred  pages  on  the  sub- 
ject, and  yet  fail  to  give  an  adequate  idea 
of  the  sore,  angry,  ever  wakeful  pride  that 
seemed  to  torment  these  poor  wretches. 
In  many  of  them  it  was  so  excessive, 
that  all  feeling  of  displeasure,  or  even 
of  ridicule,  was  lost  in  pity.  One  of 
these  was  a  pretty  girl,  whose  natural 
disposition  must  have  been  gentle  and 
kind  ;  but  her  good  feelings  were  soured, 
and  her  gentleness  turned  to  morbid  sen- 
sitiveness, by  having  heard  a  thousand 
and  a  thousand  times  that  she  was  as 
good  as  any  other  lady,  that  all  men  were 
equal,  and  women  too,  and  that  it  was  a 
sin  and  a  shame  for  a  free-born  American 
to  be  treated  like  a  servant. 

"When  she  found  she  was  todine  irtthe 
kitchen,  she  turned  up  her  pretty  lip,  and 
said,  '  I  guess  that's  'cause  you  don't 
think  I'm  good  enough  to  eat  with  you. 
You'll  find  that  won't  do  here.'  I  found 
afterwards  that  she  rarely  ate  any  dinner 
at  all,  and  generally  passed  the  time  in 
tears.  I  did  every  thing  in  my  power  to 
conciliate  and  make  her  happy,  but  I  am 
sure  she  hated  me.  I  gave  her  very  high 
wages,  and  she  staid  till  she  had  obtained 
several  expensive  articles  of  dress,  and 
then,  im  beau  matin,  she  came  to  me  full 
dressed,  and  said,  '  I  must  go.'  '  When 


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shall  you  return,  Charlotte  ?'  '  I  expect 
you'll  see  no  more  of  me.'  And  so  we 
parted.  Her  sister  was  also  living  with 
me,  but  her  wardrobe  was  not  yet  com- 
pleted, and  she  remained  some  weeks 
longer,  till  it  was." 

A  thousand  other  vexations  assail 
our  new  settler,  which,  how  flesh 
and  blood  could  stand,  surpasses 
our  imagination  to  conceive.  That 
Mrs  Trollope  did  not  die  is  remark- 
able ;  that  she  returned  in  health  and 
undiminished  attractions  to  her  own 
country,  is  a  fact  which  almost  tran- 
scends the  utmost  verge  of  credibi- 
lity ;  yet  here  we  have  her  book,  full 
of  grace,  talent,  and  vivacity,  to  speak 
for  itself  and  its  fair  author.  It  ap- 
pears that  the  unanointed  Christians 
of  Cincinnati  thought  proper  to  dis- 
tinguish her  by  the  title  of  "  the  old 
English  woman,"  on  the  principle, 
we  presume,  of  lucus  a  non  lucendo, 
for  Mrs  Trollope,  we  believe,  is  yet 
under  middle  age,  and  in  point  of 
bloom  might  certainly  stand  compe- 
tition with  any  lady  of  five-and- 
twenty  in  the  United  States.  Thus 
one  day  when  she  calls  at  a  farm- 
house in  search  of  poultry,  the  farm- 
er's son  or  daughter,  we  forget  which, 
somewhat  unceremoniously  calls 
out,  "  Mother,  here's  an  old  woman 
as  wants  chickens;"  and  the  very 
wayfaring  beggars,  who  march  into 
her  house,  and  take  possession  of  the 
arm-chair,  have  the  impudence  to 
adopt  the  same  disgusting  address. 
Alas,  the  sun  of  chivalry  has  evident- 
ly not  yet  dawned  in  the  horizon  of 
the  United  States  ! 

Before  proceeding  further  with 
our  extracts,  however,  we  think  it 
necessary  to  caution  our  readers 
against  adopting  the  representations 
of  this  gifted  lady,  as  a  fair  criterion 
of  the  manners  of  the  American  peo- 
ple. Let  it  be  remembered  that  by 
far  the  greater  portion  of  these  vo- 
lumes relates  to  the  Western  States, 
in  which  the  standard,  both  of  man- 
ners and  morals,  is  decidedly  lower 
than  in  those  which  border  the  At- 
lantic. Then  fully  admitting  the 
accuracy  of  all  the  facts  which  Mrs 
Trollope  alleges  to  have  come  with- 
in the  sphere  of  her  own  personal 
experience,  we  confess  ourselves  by 
no  means  prepared  to  join  in  the  very 
sweeping  conclusions  she  is  often 
disposed  to  draw  from  them.  Nor 
ought  it  to  be  forgotten  that  of  nine- 


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tenths  of  the  United  States  she  saw 
nothing  ;  that  of  the  Central  Atlantic 
States  she  saw  little ;  and  that  within 
the  boundaries  of  the  New  England 
States,  which  may  emphatically  be 
called  the  very  heart  of  the  Union, 
her  foot  was  never  planted.  The 
only  three  cities  of  which  Mrs  Trol- 
lope's  personal  observations  entitle 
her  to  speak,  are  New  York,  Phila- 
delphia, and  Baltimore;  and  we  pre- 
sume to  say,  that  her  experience  of 
the  best  society  in  either  of  these,  or 
in  Washington,  was  very  limited. 
Nor  ought  we,  in  candour,  to  lose 
sight  of  the  fact,  that  these  volumes 
are  the  production  of  a  lady  whose 
hopes  in  visiting  the  country  had 
been  grievously  disappointed,  and 
who,  suffering  from  a  thousand  un- 
foreseen vexations,  was  perhaps  natu- 
rally led  to  view  every  thing  con- 
nected with  it  in  a  less  favourable 
light,  than  that  in  which  it  might 
have  been  presented  to  a  more  in- 
different observer.  In  the  two  vo- 
lumes before  us,  Mrs  Trollope  has 
unquestionably  made  out  a  very 
strong  case  against  the  high  praise 
which  is  so  often  lavished  on  Ame- 
rican society,  and  the  advantages, 
real  or  pretended,  which  the  country 
holds  out  to  European  emigrants; 
and  had  she  only  written  two  more, 
containing  the  facts  and  arguments 
on  the  other  side  of  the  question, 
urged  with  equal  talent  and  sincerity, 
the  reader  would  have  been  in  pos- 
session of  full  materials  for  a  sound 
and  impartial  judgment  on  the  Ame- 
rican character.  But  tj»is  she  has 
not  done.  We  have  at  present  only 
the  ex  parte  statement  of  one  who  is 
evidently  not  an  unprejudiced  wit- 
ness, and  who,  though  far  above  the 
imputation  of  intentional  falsehood,  is 
yet  often  led,  unconsciously  perhaps, 
to  give  a  colouring  to  facts  which 
tends  grievously  to  distort  their  fair 
and  natural  proportions. 

Once  for  all,  therefore,  we  desire 
our  readers  to  bear  in  mind,  that 
though  the  volumes  of  Mrs  Trollope 
are  by  no  means  to  be  considered  as 
embodying  the  conclusions  of  a  dis- 
interested and  enlightened  observer, 
they  contain  much  truth,  undoubt- 
edly, but  truth  very  palpably  var- 
nished and  exaggerated  for  the  pur- 
pose of  impression.  Nor,  perhaps, 
is  this  to  be  regretted.  Had  the  work 
been  written  in  a  more  cautious  spi- 


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rit,  and  under  a  deeper  sense  of  re- 
sponsibility, it  would  undoubtedly 
have  been  far  less  amusing,  and  pro- 
bably have  lost  much  of  that  grace, 
freedom,  and  vivacity  of  description, 
which  constitute  its  present  charm. 
Most  happy  are  we,  therefore,  to  take 
Mrs  Trollope  as  she  is,  for  better  and 
for  worse.  She  is  not  a  philosopher 
in  petticoats,  like  Miss  Fanny  Wright; 
and  when  considered  as  a  traveller, 
we  are  very  sure  that 
"  If  to  her  share  some  female  errors  fall, 
Read  but  her  book,  and  you'll  forgive  them 
all." 

Mrs  Trollope's  residence  in  Cin- 
cinnati was  not  unenlivened  by  mo- 
ving accidents  by  flood  and  field, 
which  are  very  spiritedly  detailed. 
She  and  her  whole  family  narrowly 
escape  drowning  in  a  forest  swamp ; 
and  on  their  way  home,  are  nearly 
devoured  by  musquittoes.  Then  she 
falls  sick  of  a  fever  j  and,  notwith- 
standing the  treatment  of  an  Ameri- 
can doctor,  recovers.  Had  her  ma- 
nuscript fallen  in  his  way,  during  the 
course  of  his  visits,  we  have  no  doubt 
Inatters  would  have  been  ordered 
differently.  By  the  by,  these  western 
sons  of  Galen  deal  somewhat  inor- 
dinately in  calomel.  Thirty,  and 
even  forty  grains,  are  no  uncommon 
dose.  Thirty  grains  of  calomel  to  an 
European  constitution,  are  about 
equal,  we  should  imagine,  to  ten  of 
arsenic. 

From  our  author's  description,  we 
pronounce  Cincinnati  to  be,  next  to 
Berwick-upon-Tweed,  the  stupidest 
town  on  the*  surface  of  the  habitable 
globe.  There  are  no  balls,  no  bil- 
liards, no  cards,  no  concerts,  no  din- 
ner  parties.  Gentlemen  and  ladies 
go  to  church  of  an  evening,  as  people 
in  less  barbarous  regions  to  the 
theatre  or  opera.  Methodism  pre- 
vails to  a  great  extent,  and  the  influ- 
ence of  the  ministers  of  the  innu- 
merable sects  throughout  America,  is 
great  beyond  example  in  this  coun- 
try. The  modification  of  hospitality 
most  in  vogue  at  Cincinnati,  is  "  tea 
and  prayers ;"  and  the  feelings  of  a 
pious  hostess,  fortunate  enough  to 
have  secured  a  favourite  itinerant 
preacher  for  her  party,  very  much 
resemble  those  of  a  first-rate  London 
Blue,  equally  blest  in  the  presence 
of  a  fashionable  poet.  Mrs  Trollope 
was  often  present  at  these  parties, 
and  appears  to  have  found  the  even- 


ofthe  Americans.  [May, 

ings  pass  heavily,  notwithstanding 
the  appliances  of  stuffing  and  psalm- 
singing.  There  is  annually  a  sort  of 
religious  festival  called  a  Revival, 
which  is  found  very  instrumental  in 
making  converts.  Our  author  was 
an  eye-witness  of  the  following  ex- 
traordinary and  disgraceful  scene  in 
one  of  the  churches: — 

"  It  was  in  the  middle  of  summer, 
but  the  service  we  were  recommended  to 
attend  did  not  begin  till  it  was  dark. 
The  church  was  well  lighted,  and  crowd- 
ed almost  to  suffocation.  On  entering, 
we  found  three  priests  standing  side  by 
side,  in  a  sort  of  tribune,  placed  where 
the  altar  usually  is,  handsomely  fitted  up 
with  crimson  curtains,  and  elevated  about 
as  high  as  our  pulpits."  We  took  our 
places  in  a  pew  close  to  the  rail  which 
surrounded  it. 

"  The  priest  who  stood  in  the  middle 
was  praying ;  the  prayer  was  extrava- 
gantly vehement,  and  offensively  familiar 
in  expression  ;  when  this  ended,  a  hymn 
was  sung,  and  then  another  priest  took 
the  centre  place,  and  preached.  The  ser- 
mon had  considerable  eloquence,  but  of  a 
frightful  kind.  The  preacher  described, 
with  ghastly  minuteness,  the  last  feeble 
fainting  moments  of  human  life,  and  then 
the  gradual  progress  of  decay  after  death, 
which  he  followed  through  every  process, 
up  to  the  last  loathsome  stage  of  decom- 
position. Suddenly  changing  his  tone, 
which  had  been  that  of  sober  accurate 
description,  into  the  shrill  voice  of  hor- 
ror, he  bent  forward  his  head,  as  if  to 
gaze  on  some  object  beneath  the  pulpit. 
And  as  Rebecca  made  known  to  Ivan- 
hoe  what  she  saw  through  the  window, 
so  the  preacher  made  known  to  us  what 
he  saw  in  the  pit  that  seemed  to  open  be- 
fore him.  The  device  was  certainly  a 
happy  one  for  giving  effect  to  his  descrip- 
tion of  hell.  No  image  that  fire,  flame, 
brimstone,  molten  lead,  or  red-hot  pin- 
cers could  supply  ;  with  flesh,  nerves, 
and  sinews  quivering  under  them,  was 
omitted.  The  perspiration  ran  in  streams 
from  the  face  of  the  preacher  :  his  eyes 
rolled,  his  lips  were  covered  with  foam, 
and  every  feature  had  the  deep  expression 
of  horror  it  would  have  borne,  had  he,  in 
truth,  been  gazing  at  the  scene  he  de- 
scribed. The  acting  was  excellent.  At 
length  he  gave  a  languishing  look  to  his 
supporters  on  each  side,  as  if  to  express 
his  feeble  state,  and  then  sat  down,  and 
wiped  the  drops  of  agony  from  his  brow. 
"  The  other  two  priests  arose,  and  began 
to  sing  a  hymn.  It  was  some  seconds 
before  the  congregation  could  join  as 
usual  j  every  turned-up  face  looked  pale 


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and  horror  bti'iick.  "When  the  singing 
ended,  another  took  the  centre  place,  and 
began  in  a  sort  of  coaxing  affectionate  tone, 
to  ask  the  congregation  if  what  their  dear 
brother  had  spoken  had  reached  their 
hearts  ?  Whether  they  would  avoid  the 
hell  he  had  made  them  see  ?  '  Come  then  !' 
he  continued,  stretching  out  his  arms  to- 
wards them,  '  come  to  us,  and  tell  us  so, 
and  we  will  make  you  see  Jesus,  the 
dear  gentle  Jesus,  who  shall  savo  you 
from  it.  But  you  must  come  to  him  ! 
You  must  not  be  ashamed  to  come  to 
him  !  This  night  you  shall  tell  him  that 
you  are  not  ashamed  of  him ;  we  will 
make  way  for  you  ;  we  will  clear  the 
bench  for  anxious  sinners  to  sit  upon. 
Come  then  !  come  to  the  anxious  bench, 
and  we  will  shew  you  Jesus !  Come ! 
Come !  Come !' 

"  Again  a  hymn  was  sung,  and  -while 
it  continued,  one  of  the  three  was  em- 
ployed in  clearing  one  or  two  long  benches 
that  went  across  the  rail,  sending  the 
people  back  to  the  lower  part  of  the 
church.  The  singing  ceased,  and  again 
the  people  were  invited,  and  exhorted 
not  to  be  ashamed  of  Jesus,  but  to  put 
themselves  upon  *  the  anxious  benches,' 
and  lay  their  heads  on  his  bosom.  '  Once 
more  we  will  sing,'  he  concluded,  '  that 
we  may  give  you  time.'  And  again  they 
sung  a  hymn. 

"  And  now  in  every  part  of  the  church, 
a  movement  was  perceptible,  slight  at  first, 
but  by  degrees  becoming  more  decided. 
Young  girls  arose,  and  sat  down,  and 
rose  again ;  and  then  the  pews  opened, 
and  several  came  tottering  out,  their 
hands  clasped,  their  heads  hanging  on 
their  bosoms,  and  every  limb  trembling, 
and  still  the  hymn  went  on  ;  but  as  the 
poor  creatures  approached  the  rail,  their 
sobs  and  groans  became  audible.  They 
seated  themselves  on  the  '  anxious 
benches;'  the  hymn  ceased,  and  two  of 
the  three  priests  walked  down  from  the 
tribune,  and  going,  one  to  the  right,  and 
the  other  to  the  left,  began  whispering  to 
the  poor  tremblers  seated  there.  These 
whispers  were  inaudible  to  us,  but  the 
sobs  and  groans  increased  to  a  frightful 
excess.  Young  creatures,  with  features 
pale  and  distorted,  fell  on  their  knees  on 
the  pavement,  and  soon  sunk  forward  on 
their  faces;  the  most  violent  cries  and 
shrieks  followed,  while  from  time  to  time 
a  voice  was  heard  in  convulsive  accents, 
exclaiming,  '  Oh  Lord!'  '  Oh  Lord  Je- 
sus !'  «  Help  me,  Jesus !'  and  the  like. 

"  Meanwhile  the  two  priests  continued 
to  walk  among  them  ;  they  repeatedly 
mounted  on  the  benches,  and  trumpet- 
mouthed  proclaimed  to  the  whole  congre- 
gation, '  the  tidings  of  salvation,'  and 
then  from  every  corner  of  the  building 


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arose  in  reply,  short  sharp  cries  of 
*  Amen  !'  *  Glory  !'  '  Amen  !'  while  the 
prostrate  penitents  continued  to  receive 
whispered  comfortings,  and  from  time  to 
time  a  mystic  caress.  More  than  once  I 
saw  a  young  neck  encircled  by  a  rever- 
end arm.  Violent  hysterics  and  convul- 
sions seized  many  of  them  ;  and  when  the 
tumult  was  at  the  highest,  the  priest  who 
remained  above,  again  gave  out  a  hymn 
as  if  to  drown  it. 

"  It  was  a  frightful  sight  to  behold  in- 
nocent young  creatures,  in  the  gay  morn- 
ing of  existence,,  thus  seized  upon,  horror- 
struck,  and  rendered  feeble  and  enerva- 
ted for  ever.  One  young  girl,  apparently 
not  more  than  fourteen,  was  supported  in 
the  arms  of  another,  some  years  older;  her 
face  was  as  pale  as  death  ;  her  eyes  wide 
open,  and  perfectly  devoid  of  meaning  ; 
her  chin  and  bosom  wet  with  slaver  ;  she 
had  every  appearance  of  idiotism.  I  saw 
a  priest  approach  her,  he  took  her  deli- 
cate hand,  '  Jesus  is  with  her  !  Bless  the 
Lord  !'  he  said,  and  passed  on. 

"  Did  the  men  of  America  value  their 
women  as  men  ought  to  value  their  wives 
and  daughters,  would  such  scenes  be  per- 
mitted among  them  ? 

"  It  is  hardly  necessary  to  say,  that  all 
who  obeyed  the  call  to  place  themselves 
on  the  '  anxious  benches'  were  women, 
and  by  far  the  greater  number,  very  young 
women.  The  congregation  was,  in  gene- 
ral, extremely  well  dressed,  and  the 
smartest  and  most  fashionable  ladies  of 
the  town  were  there;  during  the  whole 
Revival  the  churches  and  meeting-houses 
were  every  day  crowded  with  well  dressed 
people." 

Mrs  Trollope,  we  must  confess,  is 
a  great  deal  too  severe  in  her  cen- 
sures of  the  American  ladies.  They 
are  often  handsome,  and  generally 
modest,  delicate,  and  retiring.  High- 
ly educated  they  are  not,  and  cannot 
be  ;  but  with  all  the  peculiar  and  en- 
dearing attributes  of  women,  they 
are  eminently  gifted.  As  wives  and 
mothers,  they  are  exemplary.  No- 
where are  the  domestic  moralities 
less  frequently  violated  than  in  the 
United  States.  Yet  true  it  is,  that  a 
mistaken  delicacy  is  often  carried  so 
far  as  to  indicate  latent  grossness^of 
imagination.  At  Cincinnati,  for  in- 
stance, picnics  are  discountenanced, 
because  it  is  considered  indelicate 
"  for  gentlemen  and  ladies  to  sit  down 
together  on  the  grass."  At  Phila- 
delphia, it  is  considered  highly  im- 
proper, should  ladies  be  present,  to 
ask  at  table  for  the  leg  of  a  fowl.  No 
young  lady  is  supposed  to  b«  aware 


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of  the  existence  of  such  members, 
la  that  quaker  city,  the  common  din- 
ner question  of  "  leg  or  loin,"  would 
cause  every  spinster's  flesh  to  creep 
with  horror  and  amazement.  The 
apophthegm  is  old  as  the  days  of 
Dean  S  \vift,  that  "a  nice  man  is  a 
man  of  nasty  ideas,"  and  we  fear 
that  the  overstrained  delicacy  of 
some  American  ladies,  is  scarcely 
reconcilable  with  a  high  degree  of 
genuine  purity.  The  following  anec- 
dote is  worth  extracting,  though  we 
protest  against  its  being  made  the 
foundation  of  any  extended  infer- 
ence— 

"  A  young  married  lady,  of  high  stand- 
ing and  most  fastidious  delicacy,  who  had 
been  brought  up  at  one  of  the  Atlantic 
seminaries  of  highest  reputation,  told  me 
that  her  house,  at  the  distance  of  half  a 
mile  from  a  papulous  city,  was  unfortu- 
nately opposite  a  mansion  of  worse  than 
doubtful  reputation.  '  It  is  abominable,' 
she  said,  'to  see  the  people  that  go  there ; 
they  ought  to  be  exposed.  I  and  another 
lady,  an  intimate  friend  of  mine,  did 
make  one  of  them  look  foolish  enough 
last  summer ;  she  was  passing  the  day 
with  me,  and,  while  we  were  sitting  at 
the  window,  we  saw  a  young  man  we 
both  knew  ride  up  there ;  we  went  into 
the  garden  and  watched  at  the  gate  for 
him  to  come  back,  and  when  he  did,  we 
both  stepped  out,  and  I  said  to  him,  *  Are 
you  not  ashamed,  Mr  William  D.,  to  ride 
by  my  house  and  back  again  in  that  man- 
ner ?  I  never  saw  a  man  look  so  fool- 
ish!'" 

As  ill  ustrative  of  the  female  cha- 
racter, we  must  give  one  more  anec- 
dote, which  is  told  with  infinite  spi- 
rit and  carries  with  it  intrinsic  evi- 
dence of  being  a  sketch  from  the 
life.  We  wish  we  could  also  trans- 
fer to  our  pages  the  admirable  iU 
lustration  by  which  it  is  accompa- 
nied— 

"  Among  other  instances  of  that  spe- 
cies of  modesty  so  often  seen  in  America, 
and  so  unknown  to  us,  I  frequently  wit- 
nessed one,  which,  while  it  evinced  the 
delicacy  of  the  ladies,  gave  opportunity 
for  many  lively  sallies  from  the  gentle- 
men. I  saw  tha  same  sort  of  thing  re- 
peated on  different  occasions  at  least  a 
dozen  times;  e.g.  a  young  lady  is  em- 
ployed in  making  a  shirt,  (which  it  would 
be  a  symptom  of  absolute  depravity  to 
name),  a  gentleman  enters,  and  presently 
begins  the  sprightly  dialogue  with  '  What 
are  you  making,  Miss  Clarissa  ?' 

"  '  Only  a  frock  for  my  sister's  doll, 
Sir.' 


[May, 

'•'A  frock?  not  possible.  Don't  I 
see  that  it  is  not  a  frock  ?  Come,  Miss 
Clarissa,  what  is  it?' 

"  "TJs  just  an  apron  for  one  of  our 
negroes,  Mr  Smith.' 

"  '  How  can  you,  Miss  Clarissa  !  why 
is  not  the  two  sides  joined  together?  I 
expect  you  were  better  tell  me  what  it 
is.' 

"  '  My  !  why  then,  Mr  Smith,  it  is  just 
a  pillow-case.' 

"  '  Now  that  passes,  Miss  Clarissa  ! 
'Tis  a  pillow-case  for  a  giant  then.  Shall 
I  guess,  Miss?' 

"'  Quit,  Mr  Smith;  behave  yourself, 
or  I'll  certainly  be  affronted.' 

"  Before  the  conversation  arrives  at 
this  point,  both  gentleman  and  lady  are  in 
convulsions  of  laughter.  I  once  saw  a 
young  lady  so  hard  driven  by  a  wit,  that 
to  prove  she  was  malting  a  bag,  and  no- 
thing but  a  bag,  she  sewed  up  the  ends 
before  his  eyes,  shewing  it  triumphantly, 
and  exclaiming,  'there  now!  what  can 
you  say  to  that  ?'  " 

After  about  two  years  residence, 
Mrs  Trollope  quits  Cincinnati,  with- 
out regret  implied  or  expressed,  and 
visits  Baltimore,  Philadelphia,  Wash- 
ington, and  part  of  Virginia.  This 
change  of  scene  is  not  unaccompa- 
nied by  a  diminution  of  interest  in 
her  work,  for  the  Atlantic  states  have 
been  so  often  described,  and  the  ge- 
neral features  of  their  society  are  so 
much  less  striking,  that  we  should 
willingly  have  detained  our  fair  tra- 
veller on  the  banks  of  the  Ohio.  In 
Washington,  the  singular  capital  of 
an  extraordinary  people,  and  its  ano- 
malous society,  she  does  not  seem 
to  have  discovered  much  interesting 
matter  for  observation.  Baltimore 
receives  high  credit  for  the  beauty  of 
its  women,  a  praise  in  which  all  tra- 
vellers agree.  Philadelphia  is  a  stu- 
pid place,  and  Mrs  Trollope  finds  it 
so.  How  we  detest  these  regular 
and  unchanging  paralellograms  of 
decent  houses,  the  succession  of 
streets  as  like  each  other  as  leaves  on 
a  tree,  the  utter  absence  of  life  and 
bustle,  and  the  quaker-like  dulness, 
coldness,  and  insipidity  of  the  inha- 
bitants Then  their  empty  claims  to 
science,  their  great  men  of  whom 
nobody  ever  heard,  and  their  eternal 
water-works,  the  praises  of  which 
are  never-ending,  still  beginning. 
We  trust  no  English  traveller  will 
ever  visit  them ;  and  should  any  one 
dare  to  indulge  in  a  description 
of  their  miraculous  mechanism,  we 


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promise,  on  the  honour  of  an  editor, 
to  cut  up  his  book,  without  mercy, 
in  this  our  magazine. 

On  the  offensive  and  brutal  cus- 
tom of  spitting,  Mrs  Trollope  is  very 
eloquent.    There  can  be  no  distinc- 
tion of  ranks  in  a  country  where  a 
habit    so    filthy  is    even    tolerated. 
Spitting  is  your  true  leveller;  it  re- 
duces high  and  low,  rich  and  poor, 
educated  and  uneducated,    to   the 
same  equality  of  degradation.     No 
traveller  can  be  expected  to  smother 
his  disgust  and  abhorrence  at  a  prac- 
tice, which,  from  the  moment  of  his 
arrival  in  the  United  States  to  that 
of  his  departure,  is  continually  ob- 
truded on  his  observation.  An  Ame- 
rican may  be  philosophically  distin- 
guished as  a  spitting  biped.  He  spits 
from  the  cradle  to  the  grave,  at  all 
times,  in  all  places,  in  all  circum- 
stances, in  youth  and  in  age,  in  health 
and  in  sickness,  in  joy  and  in  sor- 
row, in  prosperity  and  adversity,  at 
sea  and  on  land,  in  storm  and  in 
calm,  on  foot  and  on  horseback,  in 
town  and  in  country,  in  the  house  of 
his  father,  at  the  board  of  his  friend, 
in  the  drawing-room  of  his  Presi- 
dent, at  the  feet  of  his  mistress,  at 
the  altar  of  his  God.    The  discharge 
is  as  necessary  to  him  as  the  air  he 
breathes ;  he  salivates  for  some  three- 
score years,  and  when  the  glands  of 
his  palate  can  secrete  no  longer,  he 
spits  forth  his  spirit,  and  is  gathered 
to  his  fathers,  to  spit  no  more.    Mrs 
Trollope,  we  think,  rather  inclines 
to  the  opinion, that  this  extraordinary 
peculiarity  is  the  effect  of  some  phy- 
sical idiosyncrasy,  nor  do  we  see  on 
what  other  hypothesis  it  is  possible 
to  account  for  the  phenomenon.  We 
regret,  however,  that  on  a  subject  so 
important,  her  zeal  for  science  did 
not  lead  her  to  ascertain,  by  careful 
enquiry,  whether  the  other  secre- 
tions of  this  interesting  people,  in- 
cluding the  lumbar,  alvine,  biliary, 
and  pancreatic,  exist  in  equal  pro- 
fusion.    Certain  we  are,  that  in  the 
present  age  of  enlightened  research, 
this  great  physiological  problem  can- 
not long  remain  unsolved,  and  that 
an  anomaly  of  the  animal  economy 
so  striking,  will  soon  cease  to  be 
ranked  among  those  unaccountable 
mysteries  of  nature,  which  excite 
enquiry  in  the  wise,  and  astonish- 
ment in  the  ignorant. 

We  have  already  said  something 
of  American  ladies,  but  we  must  now 


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return  to  the  subject,  and  add,  that 
in  no  country  in  the  world,  are  wo- 
men  treated   with  greater   respect 
than  in  the  United  States.    In  steam- 
boats  and   stage-coaches   the    best 
places  are  uniformly  assigned  themj 
and  the  man  would  excite  indigna- 
tion who,  under  any  circumstances, 
should  hesitate  to  prefer  their  con- 
venience to  his  own.    Notwithstand- 
ing this  deference,  it  is  unquestion- 
ably true,  that  their  influence  in  so- 
ciety is  far  less  than  that  of  our  fair 
countrywomen.     In  America  the  lot 
of  husband  and  wife  seems  to  have 
been  cast  apart.     Both  have  their 
peculiar  sphere  of  usefulness  and 
exertion,  and  choice  seldom  leads 
either  to  encroach  on  the  province 
of  the  other.      Few  women   know 
any    thing    of    the    peculiar    pur- 
suits, pleasures,  or  pecuniary  trans- 
actions of  their  husbands ;  and,  con- 
tent with  the   undivided    manage- 
ment of  their  domestic   concerns, 
they  are  unenquiring,   unparticipa- 
ting,  in  all  beyond.    Thus  it  is,  that 
society  is  more  effectually  divided 
by  difference   of  sex,  in  America, 
than  in  England;  and  the  wholesome 
influence  which  women  exercise  in 
all  social  relations  in  the  latter  coun- 
try, is  comparatively  unfelt  in  the 
former.    We  give  the  following  jour- 
nal of  the  day  of  a  Philadelphian 
lady,  in  illustration  of  our  remarks. 

"  Let  me  be  permitted  to  describe  the 
day  of  a  Philadelphiau  lady  of  the  first 
class,  and  the  inference  I  would  draw 
from  it  would  be  better  understood. 

"  It  may  be  said  that  the  most  import- 
ant feature  in  a  woman's  history  is  her 
maternity.  It  is  so  j  but  the  object  of 
the  present  observation  is  the  social,  and 
not  the  domestic  influence  of  a  woman. 

"  This  lady  shall  be  the  wife  of  a  sena- 
tor aud  a  lawyer  in  the  highest  repute 
and  practice.  *She  has  a  very  handsome 
house,  with  white  marble  steps  and  door- 
posts, and  a  delicate  silver  knocker  and 
door-handle  ;  she  has  very  handsome 
drawingrootns,  very  handsomely  furnish- 
ed ;  (there  is  a  sideboard  in  one  of  them, 
but  it  is  very  handsome,  and  has  very 
handsome  decanters  and  cut  glass  water 
jugs  upon  it) ;  she  has  a  very  handsome 
carriage,  and  a  very  handsome  free  black 
coachman  ;  she  is  always  very  handsomely 
dressed  ;  and,  moreover,  she  is  very  hand- 
some herself. 

"  She  vises,  and  her  first  hour  is  spent 
in  the  scrupulously  nice  arrangement  of 
her  dress  j  she  descends  to  her  parlour,  neat, 


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stiff,  and  silent;  her  breakfast  is  brought 
iu  by  her  free  black  footman;  she  eats  her 
fried  ham  and  her  salt  fish,  and  drinks 
her  coffee  in  silence,  while  her  husband 
reads  one  newspaper,  and  puts  another 
under  his  elbow ;  and  then,  perhaps,  she 
washes  the  cups  and  saucers.  Her  car- 
riage is  ordered  at  eleven  ;  till  that  hour 
she  is  employed  in  the  pastry-room,  her 
snow-white  apron  protecting  her  mouse- 
coloured  silk.  Twenty  minutes  before 
her  carriage  should  appear,  she  retires  to 
her  chamber,  as  she  calls  it,  shakes,  and 
folds  up  her  still  snow-white  apron, 
smoothes  her  rich  dress,  and  with  nice 
care,  sets  on  her  elegant  bonnet,  and  all 
the  handsome  et  cetera  ;  then  walks  down 
stairs,  just  at  the  moment  that  her  free 
black  coachman  announces  to  her  free 
black  footman  that  the  carriage  waits. 
She  steps  into  it,  and  gives  the  word, 
'  Drive  to  the  Dorcas  Society.'  Her  foot- 
man stays  at  home  to  clean  the  knives, 
but  her  coachman  can  trust  his  horses 
while  he  opens  the  carriage  door,  and  his 
lady  not  being  accustomed  to  a  hand  or  an 
arm,  gets  out  very  safely  without,  though 
one  of  her  own  is  occupied  by  a  work- 
basket,  and  the  other  by  a  large  roll  of  all 
those  indescribable  matters  which  ladies 
take  as  offerings  to  Dorcas  Societies.  She 
enters  the  parlour  appropriated  for  the 
meeting,  and  finds  seven  other  ladies,  very 
like  herself,  and  takes  her  place  among 
them  ;  she  presents  her  contribution, 
which  is  accepted  with  a  gentle  circular 
smile,  and  her  parings  of  broad  cloth,  her 
ends  of  ribbon,  her  gilt  paper,  and  her 
minikin  pins,  are  added  to  the  parings  of 
broad  cloth,  the  ends  of  ribbon,  the  gilt 
paper,  and  the  minikin  pins  with  which 
the  table  is  already  covered  ;  she  also  pro- 
duces from  her  basket  three  ready-made 
pincushions,  four  ink- wipers,  seven  paper- 
matches,  and  a  pasteboard  watch-case ; 
these  are  welcomed  with  acclamations, 
and  the  youngest  lady  present  deposits 
them  carefully  on  shelves,  amid  a  prodi- 
gious quantity  of  similar  articles.  She 
then  produces  her  thimble,  and  asks  for 
work  ;  it  is  presented  to  her,  find  the  eight 
ladies  all  stitch  together  for  some  hours. 
Their  talk  is  of  priests  and  of  missions  ; 
of  the  profits  of  their  last  sale,  of  their 
hopes  from  the  next ;  of  the  doubt  whe- 
ther young  Mr  This,  or  young  Mr  That 
should  receive  the  fruits  of  it  to  lit  him 
out  for  Liberia ;  of  the  very  ugly  bonnet 
seen  at  church  on  Sabbath  morning,  of 
the  veryhandsomc  preacher  who  perform- 
ed on  Sabbath  afternoon,  and  of  the  very 
large  collection  made  on  Sabbath  even- 
ing. This  lasts  till  three,  when  the  car- 
riage again  appears,  and  the  lady  and  her 
basket  return  home ;  she  mounts  to  her 


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[May, 


chamber,  carefully  sets  aside  her  bonnet 
and  itsappurtenarices,putson  her  scalloped 
black  silk  apron,  walks  into  the  kitchen  to 
see  that  all  is  right,  then  into  the  parlour, 
where,  having  cast  a  careful  glance  over 
the  table  prepared  for  dinner,  she  sits 
down,  work  in  hand,  to  await  her  spouse. 
He  comes,  shakes  hands  with  her,  spits, 
and  dines.  The  conversation  is  not  much, 
and  ten  minutes  suffices  for  the  dinner ; 
fruit  and  toddy,  the  newspaper  and  the 
work-bag  succeed.  In  the  evening  the 
gentleman,  being  a  savant,  goes  to  the 
Wister  Society,  and  afterwards  plays  a 
snug  rubber  at  a  neighbour's.  The  lady 
receives  at  tea  a  young  missionary  and 
three  members  of  the  Dorcas  Society. — 
And  so  ends  her  day." 

Mrs  Trollope's  favourite  city  is 
evidently  New  York,  and  in  this  re- 
spect her  taste  squares  pretty  accu- 
rately with  our  own,  There  is  more 
literature  in  Boston,  but  literature 
in  the  United  States  is  seldom  quite 
untinctured  by  pedantry;  and  if 
the  pedantry  of  great  scholarship 
be  disagreeable,  that  of  little  scholar- 
ship is  detestable.  New  York  is 
full  of  bustle  and  animation,  and  the 
pulse  of  life  seems  to  beat  there 
more  strongly  than  in  the  other  cities 
of  the  Union.  Society,  too,  is  less 
exclusive,  and  less  broken  into  petty 
coteries ;  and  there  is  consequently 
less  of  that  mannerism,  and  those 
provincial  modes  of  thinking,  which 
strike  somewhat  unpleasantly  on  the 
observation  of  a  traveller  in  the 
United  States. 

One  great  peculiarity  of  all  the 
American  cities,  is  their  boarding- 
houses,  to  which  strangers  resort 
for  temporary  convenience,  and  in 
which  young  married  persons,  with- 
out means  to  set  up  an  establish- 
ment of  their  own,  take  up  a  more 
permanent  abode.  Many  families 
have  private  apartments  for  the  re- 
ception of  visitors,  but  all  assemble 
at  meals,  which  are  dispatched  as 
compendiously  as  possible.  The 
mode  of  life  imposed  on  all  the  in- 
mates of  these  establishments,  is 
dull,  formal,  and  monotonous.  We 
agree  perfectly  in  Mrs  Trollope's 
observations. 

"  For  some  reason  or  other,  which 
English  people  are  not  very  likely  to  un- 
derstand, a  great  number  of  young  mar- 
ried persons  board  by  the  year,  instead 
of  '  going  to  housekeeping,"  as  they  call 
having  an  establishment  of  their  own.  Of 


1832.] 


Domestic  Manners  of  the  Americans, 


course  this  statement  does  not  include 
persons  of  large  fortune,  but  it  does  in- 
clude very  many  whose  rank  in  society 
would  make  such  a  mode  of  life  quite  im- 
possible with  us.  I  can  hardly  imagine 
a  contrivance  more  effectual  for  ensuring 
the  insignificance  of  a  woman,  than  mar- 
rying her  at  seventeen,  and  placing  her 
in  a  boarding-house.  Nor  can  I  easily 
imagine  a  lifts  of  more  uniform  dulness 
for  the  lady  herself;  but  this  certainly  is 
a  matter  of  taste.  I  have  heard  many 
ladies  declare  that  it  is  *  just  quite  the 
perfection  of  comfort  to  have  nothing  to 
iix  for  oneself.'  Yet,  despite  these  assu- 
rances, I  always  experienced  a  feeling 
which  hovered  between  pity  and  con- 
tempt, when  I  contemplated  their  mode 
of  existence. 

"  How  would  a  newly-married  Eng- 
lishwoman endure  it,  her  head  and  her 
heart  full  of  the  one  dear  scheme — 

'  Well-ordered  home  his  dear  delight  to  make  >' 

She  must  rise  exactly  in  time  to  reach 
the  boarding  table  at  the  hour  appointed 
for  breakfast,  or  she  will  get  a  stiff  bow 
from  the  lady  president,  cold  coffee,  and 
no  egg.  I  have  been  sometimes  greatly 
amused  upon  these  occasions  by  watching 
a  little  scene  in  which  the  by-play  had 
much  more  meaning  than  the  words  ut- 
tered. The  fasting,  but  tardy  lady,  looks 
round  the  table,  and  having  ascertained 
that  there  Avasno  egg  left,  says  distinctly, 
'  I  will  take  an  egg  if  you  please.'  But 
as  this  is  addressed  to  no  one  in  particu- 
lar, no  one  in  particular  answers  it,  un- 
less it  happen  that  her  husband  is  at  table 
before  her,  arid  then  he  says,  '  There  are 
no  eggs,  my  dear.'  Whereupon  the  lady 
president  evidently  cannot  hear,  and  the 
greedy  culprit  who  has  swallowed  two 
eggs  (for  there  are  always  as  many  eggs 
as  noses,)  looks  pretty  considerably  afraid 
of  being  found  out.  The  breakfast  pro- 
ceeds in  sombre  silence,  save  that  some- 
times a  parrot,  and  sometimes  a  canary 
bird,  ventures  to  utter  a  timid  note. 
When  it  is  finished,  the  gentlemen  hur- 
ry to  their  occupations,  and  the  quiet  la- 
dies mount  the  stairs,  gome  to  the  first, 
some  to  the  second,  and  some  to  the  third 
stories,  in  an  inverse  proportion  to  the 
number  of  dollars  paid,  and  ensconce 
themselves  in  their  respective  chambers. 
As  to  what  they  do  there  it  is  not  very  easy 
to  say ;  but  I  believe  they  clear-starch  a 
little,  and  iron  a  little,  and  sit  in  a  rock- 
ing-chair, and  s:>w  a  great  deal.  I  al- 
ways observed  that  the  ladies  who  board- 
ed wore  more  elaborately  worked  collars 
and  petticoats  than  any  one  else.  The 
plough  is  hardly  a  more  blessed  instru- 
ment in  America  than  the  needle.  How 
could  they  live  without  it  ?  But  time 


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and  the  needle  wear  through  the  longest 
morning,  and  happily  the  American 
morning  is  not  very  long,  even  though 
they  breakfast  at  eight. 

"  It  is  generally  about  two  o'clock  that 
the  boarding  gentlemen  meet  the  board- 
ing ladies  at  dinner.  Little  is  spoken, 
except  a  whisper  between  the  married 
pairs.  Sometimes  a  sulky  bottle  of  wine 
flanks  the  plate  of  one  or  two  individu- 
als, but  it  adds  nothing  to  the  mirth  of 
the  meeting,  and  seldom  more  than  one 
glass  to  the  good  cheer  of  the  owners.  It 
is  not  then,  and  it  is  not  there,  that  the 
gentlemen  of  the  Union  drink.  Soon, 
very  soon,  the  silent  meal  is  done,  and 
then,  if  you  mount  the  stairs  after  them, 
you  will  find  from  the  doors  of  the  more 
affectionate  and  indulgent  wives,  a  smell 
of  cigars  steam  forth,  which  plainly  in- 
dicates the  felicity  of  the  couple  within. 
If  the  gentleman  be  a  very  polite  hus- 
band, he  will,  as  soon  as  he  has  done 
smoking  and  drinking  his  toddy,  offer 
his  arm  to  his  wife,  as  far  as  the  corner 
of  the  street,  where  his  store,  or  his  of- 
fice is  situated,  and  there  he  will  leave 
her  to  turn  which  way  she  likes.  As 
this  is  the  hour  for  being  full  dressed,  of 
course  she  turns  the  way  she  can  be  most 
seen.  Perhaps  she  pays  a  few  visits ; 
perhaps  she  goes  to  chapel  ;  or,  perhaps, 
she  enters  some  store  where  her  husband 
deals,  and  ventures  to  order  a  few  no- 
tions ;  and  then  she  goes  home  again — 
no,  not  home — I  will  not  give  that  name 
to  a  boarding-house,  but  she  re-enters  the 
cold,  heartless  atmosphere  in  which  she 
dwells,  where  hospitality  can  never  enter, 
and  where  interest  takes  the  manage- 
ment instead  of  affection.  At  tea  they 
att  meet  again,  and  a  little  trickery  is 
perceptible  to  a  nice  observer  in  the  man- 
ner of  partaking  the  pound-cake,  &c. 
After  this,  those  who  are  happy  enough 
to  have  engagements,  hasten  to  keep 
them  ;  those  who  have  not,  either  mount 
again  to  the  solitude  of  their  chamber,  or, 
what  appeared  to  me  much  worse,  remain 
in  the  common  sitting-room,  in  a  society 
cemented  by  no  tie,  endeared  by  no  con- 
nexion, which  choice  did  not  bring  toge- 
ther, and  which  the  slightest  motive  would 
break  asunder.  I  remarked  that  the  gen- 
tlemen were  generally  obliged  to  go  out 
every  evening  on  business,  and,  I  confess, 
the  arrangement  did  not  surprise  me. 

"  It  is  not  thus  that  the  women  can. 
obtain  that  influence  in  society  which  is 
allowed  to  them  in  Europe,  and  to  which, 
both  sages  and  men  of  the  world  have 
agreed  in  ascribing  such  salutary  effects. 
It  is  in  vain  that  'collegiate  institutes'  are 
formed  for  young  ladies,  or  that  *  acade- 
mic degrees'  are  conferred  upon  them.  It 
is  after  marriage,  and  when  these  young 


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attempts  upon  all  the  sciences  are  forgot- 
ten, that  the  lamentable  insignificance  of 
the  American  women  appears  ;  and  till 
this  be  remedied,  I  venture  to  prophesy 
that  the  tone  of  their  drawing-rooms  will 
not  improve." 

There  is  no  country  in  the  world, 
perhaps,  in  which  a  gourmand 
would  find  a  greater  abundance  of 
the  elements,  or  raw  material,  of 
good  living.  Several  kinds  of  fish 
are  excellent,  but  the  oysters  are 
each  as  large  as  a  breakfast  plate, 
and  without  flavour.  Venison  is 
a  lottery.  It  is  often  admirable, 
but  sometimes  dry  and  lean  and 
stringy,  as  the  cutlets  of  horse  flesh, 
which,  in  the  course  of  our  campaign- 
ing, we  were,  on  one  occasion,  driven 
by  hunger  to  devour.  Mutton  the 
Americans  never  eat ;  their  veal  is 
perhaps  inferior  to  that  of  England, 
but  the  beef  is  first-rate.  The  forests 
and  waters  of  the  United  States  af- 
ford great  variety  of  game,  some 
kinds  of  which  are  entitled  to  high 
praise,  but  the  true  glory  of  Ameri- 
ca is  bestowed  by  the  canvass-back 
duck.  These  exquisite  birds  are 
found  only  in  Chesapeake  Bay  and 
the  neighbouring  waters.  In  regard 
to  their  natural  history,  ornithologists 
differ,  some  asserting  that  the  can- 
vass-back is  a  distinct  variety  of  the 
duck,  others  that  it  is  indebted  for 
its  delicious  peculiarities  solely  to 
the  nature  of  the  food  in  which  the 
Chesapeake  abounds.  No.n  nostrum 
estt  tantas  componere  lites.  We  ne- 
ver saw  the  bird  until  divested  of 
its  plumage,  and  subjected  to  a  ro- 
tatory motion  of  fifteen  minutes  be- 
fore the  kitchen  fire.  But  in  that 
state  we  feel  we  should  be  guilty  of 
gross  injustice,  were  we  to  compare 
its  merits  as  an  esculent  with  those 
of  any  other  of  the  feathered  tribe, 
which  wing  the  upper  or  nether  at- 
mosphere, or  float  upon  the  surface 
of  the  deep.  No.  The  canvass-back 
stands  alone,  in  proud  and  unap- 
proached  pre-eminence.  It  is 
"  Like  to  a  star,  when  only  one 
Is  shining  in  the  sky." 

And  never  surely  did  created  sub- 
stance float  so  meltingly  in  the  mouth, 
or  leave  an  impression  on  the  pa- 
late so  luxurious  and  imperishable. 
The  occasion  when  he  first  received 
this  new  and  exquisite  sense  oi 
the  beneficence  of  nature  forms 
an  era  in  the  life  of  every  Ame- 
rican traveller.  The  place,  the  day, 


of  the  Americans.  [May, 

the  hour,  nay  the  very  minute,  re- 
main for  ever  imprinted  on  his  me- 
mory. It  will  form  a  lasting  point 
for  reference  and  comparison.  It 
will  mingle  unbidden  with  all  his 
sympathies  and  affections.  It  will 
enlarge  and  elevate  his  views  of  the 
dignity  of  his  own  nature,  and  he  will 
cherish  the  proud  conviction  that  the 
man  who  has  feasted  on  canvass-back 
ducks,  cannot  philosophically  be  said 
to  have  lived  in  vain. 

Entertaining  these  opinions,  it  has 
always  appeared  to  us  somewhat 
extraordinary  that  the  Americans 
should  prefer  resting  their  national 
claims  to  the  envy  and  admiration 
of  the  world  on  matters  of  science, 
literature,  and  accomplishment, 
which,  to  say  truth,  afford  but  slen- 
der footing  for  their  pretensions, 
instead  of  arrogating  the  higher  and 
more  incontestable  praise,  that  the 
country  of  their  nativity  is  likewise 
the  country  of  canvass-back  ducks. 
Though  our  intercourse  with  Ame- 
ricans has  been  very  considerable, 
we  do  not  remember  even  one  indi- 
vidual who,  in  discoursing  on  the 
favourite  subject  of  his  country,  in- 
cluded this  high  and  uriparticipated 
honour  in  the  long  catalogue  of  its 
perfections.  Looking,  however,  to 
the  rapid  progress  of  intelligence  on 
both  sides  of  the  Atlantic,  we  can- 
not permit  ourselves  to  doubt  that 
the  time  is  rapidly  approaching  when 
this  prosperous  and  favoured  people 
will  be  led  to  the  adoption  of  juster 
views  of  national  distinction,  and 
estimate  the  glory  of  their  country 
by  a  more  enlightened  criterion. 

The  travels  of  Mrs  Trollope  con- 
clude with  an  excursion  in  the  State 
of  New  York,  during  which  she 
visits  the  Falls  of  Niagara.  She  has 
too  much  taste  to  fall  into  the  ordi- 
nary blunder  of  travellers,  who  at- 
tempt a  minute  description  of  this 
transcendent  wonder  of  nature.  (In 
truth,  neither  the  pen  nor  the  pen- 
cil can  convey  to  the  imagination 
any  true  or  adequate  idea  of  the 
stupendous  and  overwhelming  sub- 
limity of  a  spectacle  which  makes 
the  muscles  of  the  strong  man  to 
quiver,  and  his  heart  to  be  still  and 
motionless  as  that  of  the  dead.  We 
know  not,  however,  that  we  can 
leave  our  readers  with  a  more  fa- 
vourable impression  of  the  powers 
of  this  accomplished  lady,  than  by 
proving,  by  our  parting  quotation, 


Domestic  Manners  of  the  Americans. 


that  she  possesses  a  mind  which, 
though  perhaps  too  keenly  alive  to 
the  annoyances  of  petty  vulgarity,  is 
yet  eminently  endowed  with  sensi- 
bility to  the  beauties  and  sublimities 
of  nature. 

"  At  length  we  reached  Niagara.  It 
was  the  brightest  day  that  June  could 
give  ;  and  almost  any  day  would  have 
seemed  bright  that  brought  me  to  the  ob- 
ject which,  for  years,  I  had  languished  to 
look  upon. 

"  We  did  not  hear  the  sound  of  the 
Falls  till  very  near  the  hotel  which  over- 
hangs them ;  as  you  enter  the  door  you 
see  beyond  the  hall  an  open  space,  sur- 
rounded by  galleries,  one  above  another, 
and  in  an  instant  you  feel  that  from  thence 
the  wonder  is  visible. 

"  I  trembled  like  a  fool,  ami  my  girls 
clung  to  me,  trembling  too,  I  believe,  but 
with  faces  beaming  with  delight.  We  en- 
countered a  waiter,  who  had  a  sympathy 
of  some  sort  with  us,  for  he  would  not 
let  us  run  through  the  hall  to  the  first 
gallery,  but  ushered  us  up  stairs,  and  an- 
other instant  placed  us  where,  at  one 
glance,  I  saw  all  I  had  wished  for,  hoped 
for,  dreamed  of. 

"  I  wept  with  a  strange  mixture  of 
pleasure  and  of  pain,  and  certainly  was, 
for  some  time,  too  violently  affected  in  the 
physique  to  be  capable  of  much  pleasure  ; 
but  when  this  emotion  of  the  senses  sub- 
sided, and  I  had  recovered  some  degree 
of  composure,  my  enjoyment  was  very 
great  indeed. 

"  To  say  that  I  was  not  disappointed, 
is  but  a  weak  expression  to  convey  the 
surprise  and  astonishment  which  this  long 
dreamed  of  scene  produced.  It  has  to  me 
something  beyond  its  vastness  ;  there  is  a 
shadowy  mystery  hangs  about  it,  which 
neither  the  eye  nor  even  the  imagination 
can  penetrate  ;  but  I  dare  not  dwell  on 
this,  it  is  a  dangerous  subject,  and  any 
attempt  to  describe  the  sensations  produ- 
ced must  lead  direct  to  nonsense. 

"  Exactly  at  the  Fall,  it  is  the  Fall 
and  nothing  else  you  have  to  look  upon  ; 
there  are  not,  as  at  Trenton,  mighty 
rocks  and  towering  forests,  thei-e  is  only 
the  waterfall  ;  but  it  is  the  fall  of  an 
ocean,  and  were  Pelion  piled  on  Ossa  on 
either  side  of  it,  we  could  not  look  at 
them. 

"  The  noise  is  greatly  less  than  I  ex- 
pected ;  one  can  hear  with  perfect  dis- 
tinctness every  thing  said  in  an  ordinary 
tone,  when  quite  close  to  the  cataract. 
The  cause  of  this,  I  imagine  to  be,  that 
it  does  riot  fall  immediately  among  rocks, 
like  the  far  noisier  Potomac,  but  direct 
and  unbroken,  save  by  its  own  rebound. 
The  colour  of  the  water,  before  this  re- 
bound hides  it  in  foam  and  mist,  is  of  the 


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brightest  and  most  delicate  green  ;  the 
violence  of  the  impulse  sends  it  far  over 
the  precipice  before  it  falls,  and  the  effect 
of  the  ever- varying  light  through  its 
transparency  is,  I  think,  the  loveliest 
thing  I  ever  looked  upon. 

"  We  descended  to  the  edge  of  the  gulf 
which  receives  the  torrent,  and  thence 
looked  at  the  horseshoe  fall  in  profile ; 
it  seems  like  awful  daring  to  stand  close 
beside  it,  and  raise  one's  eyes  to  its  im- 
mensity. I  think  the  point  the  most 
utterly  inconceivable  to  those  who  have 
not  seen  it,  is  the  centre  of  the  horse- 
shoe. The  force  of  the  torrent  converges 
there,  and  as  the  heavy  mass  pours  in, 
twisted,  wreathed,  and  curled  together, 
it  gives  an  idea  of  irresistible  power,  such 
as  no  other  object  ever  conveyed  to  me. 

"  The  following  anecdote,  which  I  had 
from  good  authority,  may  give  some  no- 
tion of  this  mighty  power. 

"  After  the  last  American  war,  three 
of  our  ships,  stationed  on  Lake  Erie, 
were  declared  unfit  for  service,  and  con- 
demned. Some  of  their  officers  obtained 
permission  to  send  them  over  the  Niagara 
Falls.  The  first  was  torn  to  shivers  by 
the  rapids,  and  went  over  in  fragments  ; 
the  second  filled  with  water  before  she 
reached  the  fall ;  but  the  third,  which  was 
in  better  condition,  took  the  leap  gallant- 
ly, and  retained  her  form  till  it  was  hid 
in  the  cloud  of  mist  below.  A  reward  of 
ten  dollars  was  offered  for  the  largest 
fragment  of  wood  that  should  be  found 
from  either  wreck,  five  for  the  second, 
and  so  on.  One  morsel  only  was  ever 
seen,  and  that  about  a  foot  in  length, 
was  mashed  as  by  a  vice,  and  its  edges 
notched  like  the  teeth  of  a  saw.  What 
had  become  of  the  immense  quantity  of 
wood  which  had  been  precipitated  ?  What 
unknown  whirlpool  had  engulfed  it,  so 
that,  contrary  to  the  very  laws  of  nature, 
no  vestige  of  the  floating  material  could 
find  its  way  to  the  surface  ?" 

We  have  now  done;  and  having 
already  so  fully  stated  our  opinion 
of  the  present  work,  we  have  little 
to  say  in  conclusion.  Its  faults  are 
those  of  hasty  induction  and  preju- 
diced observation;  yet  even  these, 
we  think,  will  contribute  to  its  po- 
pularity ;  and  it  is  impossible  not  to 
admire  the  spirit  with  which  this 
literary  Amazon  throws  down  the 
gauntlet,  and  defies  a  whole  nation 
to  the  combat.  At  all  events,  she 
has  given  ample  proof  with  what 
vigour  and  effect  she  can  wield  her 
lance,  and  assuredly  the  American 
will  be  something  better  than  a  car- 
pet knight,  who  shall  come  off  victor 
in  the  contest. 


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The  Reform  Debate  in  the  Lords. 


[May, 


THE  REFORM  DEBATE  IN  THE  LORDS. 


THIS  debate,  which  has  concluded 
in  a  manner  so  little  creditable  to  the 
Upper  House  of  Parliament,  did  not 
excite  the  extreme  attention,  either 
within  or  without  the  House,  which, 
from  the  high  importance  of  the  oc- 
casion, and  the  expressions  of  the 
London  papers,  those  at  a  distance 
may  have  imagined.  Whether  it  was 
that  the  Lords  were  weary  of  the 
question,  and  that  many  of  them 
were  ashamed  of  the  parts  which 
they  had,  nevertheless,  made  up  their 
minds  to  play ;  whether  the  public 
had  ceased  to  feel  the  vivid  interest 
in  the  decision  of  the  question  which 
once  they  felt,  or  were  satisfied  that 
enough  of  the  pliancy  and  cowardice 
of  the  House  had  been  found  out 
by  the  keen  scent  of  the  Minister,  to 
make  the  decision  certain,  it  is  unde- 
niable, that  neither  among  the  Peers 
within,  nor  among  the  people  with- 
out, was  any  thing  like  the  same  ea- 
gerness and  anxiety  displayed  which 
marked  the  discussion  of  last  Octo- 
ber. It  was  whimsical  enough  to 
hear  Peer  after  Peer  on  the  Go- 
vernment side  of  the  House,  and 
some  waverers  on  the  [other,  rising 
up  and  continually  repeating  the 
same  dull  fiction  of  the  irresistible 
and  overwhelming  popular  anxiety 
for  this  Bill,  when,  if  one  might  judge 
from  appearances  in  Palace  Yard 
and  Whitehall,  the  populace  felt  no 
more  concern  in  the  matter,  than 
if  their  Lordships  had  been  deba- 
ting a  clause  in  a  turnpike  act,  touch- 
ing the  breadth  of  waggon  wheels. 
The  whole  argument,  in  favour  of 
the  Bill,  from  the  beginning  to  the 
end  of  this  great  discussion,  was 
simply  this,  that  the  populace  were 
so  fearfully  urgent  for  the  Bill,  that 
nothing  less  than  a  violent  and  ge- 
neral convulsion  was  to  be  appre- 
hended, not  only  from  refusing  to 
grant,  but  even  from  delaying  the 
proposed  measure  ;  but  when  the 
evidence  of  this  terrible  passion  for 
the  Bill  was  sought  for  out  of  doors, 
it  was  only  to  be  found  in  two  or 
three  more  policemen  than  usual, 
find  sundry  porters  who  strayed 
about,  waylaying  country-looking 
people,  and  seducing  them  into  the 
gallery  of  the  House  of  Lords,  at  the 


small  charge  of  half-a- crown.  The 
meanest  object  of  Parliamentary  dis- 
cussion that  ever  excited  popular 
attention,  was  not  suffered  to  go  on 
with  apparently  so  little  notice  by 
the  populace,  as  this  late  debate  in 
the  House  of  Lords ;  and  yet  men  of 
deliberative  habits,  such  as  the  Peers 
of  England,  have  allowed  themselves 
to  be  so  clamour-stricken  by  the  news- 
papers, so  bawled  and  bothered  out 
of  their  senses  by  the  perpetual  iter- 
ation of  egregious  falsehood,  that,  in 
the  midst  of  perfect  tranquillity,  they 
have  voted  away  the  ancient  repre- 
sentative system  of  the  country, 
through  fear  of  the  yells  and  brick- 
bats of  the  mob. 

It  is  very  humiliating  to  have  to 
trace  the  progress  of  a  discussion,  in 
which  on  one  side  was  all  the  rea- 
soning, and  almost  all  the  eloquence, 
supported  by  the  authority  of  the 
most  eminent  men  of  our  time ;  and 
on  the  other,  pitiful  subserviency  to 
a  supposed  will  of  the  populace; 
with  the  recollection,  all  the  while, 
that  the  victory  has  been  to  the  lat- 
ter. But  it  is  desirable  to  preserve  in 
these  pages,  some  record  of  a  dis- 
cussion having  so  important  a  result; 
and  we  must  to  our  task  of  a  rapid 
sketch  of  the  debate,  and  a  remark 
here  and  there  of  what  occurs  to  us 
as  we  go  along. 

It  may  be  as  well  to  observe,  that 
before  the  regular  debate  upon  the 
discussion  of  the  second  reading  of 
the  Reform  Bill  began,  the  Duke  of 
Buckingham  gave  notice,  that  if  that 
Bill  were  not  read  a  second  time, 
(a  consummation  devoutly  wished 
by  his  Grace,)  he  would  propose  a 
bill  of  a  moderate  and  reasonable 
description  for  their  Lordships'  con- 
sideration. This  circumstance  is  ne- 
cessary to  be  kept  in  mind,  in  esti- 
mating the  reasonableness  of  certain 
Peers,  spiritual  as  well  as  temporal, 
who  avowed  their  intention  to  vote 
for  the  Ministerial  Bill,  not  that  they 
it,  or  in  the  least  doubted 


that  a  much  more  moderate  would 
be  a  much  better  reform ;  but  that  as 
some  reform  was  necessary  to  satis- 
fy the  people,  they  would  vote  for 
the  Bill,  which  they  acknowledged  to 
be  bad,  and  would  not  wait  for  that 


1832.] 


The  Reform  Delate  in  the  Lords. 


which  would  la  all  probability  exact- 
ly meet  their  wishes.  It  would  be  a 
pity  to  omit  a  trait  so  highly  credit- 
able to  the  patience  and  reasoning 
faculties  of  those  who  made  up  the 
glorious  majority  of  Nine  in  favour 
of  the  Bill. 

Lord  Grey's  opening  speech  was 
"  prosy,  dull,  and  long,"  and  devoid 
of  that  sharp  seasoning  of  threats 
which  gave  piquancy  to  his  opening 
harangue  upon  the  same  subject  last 
session.  He  did  not  denounce  the 
Bishops  to  the  mob,  (perhaps  he 
thought  of  the  "  setting  in  order"  of 
the  Bishop's  palace  at  Bristol,  which 
had  taken  place  in  the  interim,)  nor 
did  he  indulge  in  much  fierceness  of 
any  kind.  He  talked  lengthily  of  the 
principles  of  distranchisement,  en- 
franchisement, and  extension  of  the 
suffrage,  and  seemed  to  persuade 
himself,  that  whoever  consented  to 
the  admission  of  these  in  any  degree 
must  consent  to  his  Bill.  He  might 
with  as  much  reason  argue,  that  the 
man  who  allows  the  wayfaring  tra- 
veller to  shelter  in  his  barn  for  the 
night,  and  repose  himself  upon  good 
straw,  is  bound,  by  the  same  princi- 
ple of  concession,  to  let  his  best  bed- 
chamber be  violently  taken  posses- 
sion of  by  an  unbidden  guest,  while 
he  himself  is  driven  to  the  garret,  or 
the  great  arm-chair  in  the  hall.  The 
inference  is  absurd,  as  are  almost  all 
the  inferences  of  those  theoretical 
politicians  who,  when  they  find  a 
proposition  suggested  as  applicable 
in  a  particular  degree,  or  to  a  parti- 
cular state  of  circumstances,  treat  it 
as  though  it  were  given  out  for  an 
abstract,  universal  principle.  After 
three  hours  of  very  unentertaining 
discourse,  concluding  with  a  hope, 
for  which  we  give  his  Lordship  all 
imaginable  credit,  that  if  any  misfor- 
tune should  follow  the  measure,  it 
might  fall  only  on  himself,  he  sat 
down,  to  the  marked  satisfaction  of 
all  present. 

-  Lord  Ellenborough  replied.  His 
lordship,  without  much  pretension 
to  oratory,  is  a  clear,  straightforward, 
and  shrewd  speaker;  he  is  a  hard 
hitter  in  debate,  with  but  little  orna- 
ment or  flourish;  and  he  shewed,  with 
great  force  and  spirit,  the  combina- 
tion of  factions  by  which  the  Reform 
Bill  had  been  promoted,  and  the  va- 
rious practical  benefits  which,  under 
the  present  system  of  representation, 

VOL.  XXXI.    NO,  CXC1V, 


pursued  throughout  the  most  part 
his  speech;  he  would  not  delude 


•     849 

were  actually  enjoyed;  and  which, 
under  the  proposed  system,  must  be 
relinquished. 

When  Lord  Ellenborough  con- 
cluded, it  seemed  that  there  was  no 
champion  ready  on  the  other  side, 
and  it  was  not  until  the  third  sound 
of  the  trumpet,  singing  out  the  awful 
notes,  "  divide,  divide,"  in  a  very 
unmistakeable  manner,  that  Lord 
Melbourne  stepped  forward  with  ap- 
parently the  same  sort  of  willingness 
that  a  man  comes  out  to  be  hanged. 
He  stated  that  he  was  extremely  un- 
willing to  trouble  the  House,  an 
avowal  which,  we  believe,  met  with 
universal  credence.  This  candour 
he 
of 

the  people,  he  said,  by  expressing  a 
belief  that  this  Bill  would  afford  re- 
lief to  the  distresses  which  they  ex- 
perienced, but  that  he  was  for  the 
Bill,  "  because  the  people  demanded 
it"  He  added,  that  "  the  Govern- 
ment were  not  responsible  for  the 
measure,  but  the  people  who  requi-' 
red  it."  This  is,  indeed,  a  notable 
method  of  shifting  responsibility.  So 
scandalous  an  acknowledgment  of 
the  subserviency  of  a  Minister  to 
the  voice  of  the  multitude,  was  never 
made  by  a  British  Minister.  We 
might  be  as  welL  without  any  Go- 
vernment at  all,  and  save  Lord  Mel- 
bourne's salary,  and  that  of  his  col- 
leagues, if  the  people  are  to  dictate 
to  Government  what  they  shall  do; 
and  the  responsibility  is  to  lie  with 
the  multitude,  and  not  with  those 
whose  especial  office  it  is  to  govern 
and  control  them.  The  Bishop  of 
Durham  followed,  in  an  excellent 
speech,  full  of  dignity  and  wisdom ; 
and  these  were  the  principal  speeches 
of  the  evening.  There  were,  how- 
ever, very  good,  but  short  speeches 
from  the  Marquis  of  Salisbury,  Earl 
Bathurst,  the  Earl  of  Wicklow,  and 
Lord  Londonderry ;  a  common-place 
mob  speech  from  Lord  Stourton, 
and  a  feeble  defence  of  semi-rattery 
from  the  Earl  of  Haddington,  who 
avowed  his  intention  of  voting  for 
the  second  reading  of  what  he  called 
the  "  unhappy  Bill." 

The  prevailing  characteristic  of 
the  first  night's  debate  was  languor 
and  heaviness,  of  which  the  dull  im- 
pression lasted  until  the  following 
evening,  when  a  preliminary  skir- 
mish, in  which  the  Duke  of  Rich- 
3  i 


850 

mond  and  the  Marquis  of  Cleveland 
affected  indignation  at  their  consist- 
ency being  questioned,  occasioned 
some  excitement  and  amusement. 
No  doubt  they  are  very  worthy  and 
consistent  personages,  and  a  high 
honour  to  the  Ministry  they  support. 
The  noble  Duke  was  a  professed  ultra- 
Tory,  and  is  a  Minister  in  the  Whig 
mobocratic  cabinet  of  Lord  Grey; 
the  noble  Marquis  has  been,  as  Lord 
Londonderry  told  him,  the  earnest 
supporter  of  all  the  various  and  con- 
flicting governments  since  March, 
1827.  The  adjourned  debate  on  the 
Reform  Bill  was  commenced  in  a 
speech  from  the  Earl  of  Shrewsbury, 
a  Roman  Catholic  Lord,  who  was 
introduced  to  the  House  by  the  bill 
of  1829,  the  supporters  of  which 
thought  they  foresaw,  in  the  grati- 
tude of  the  Roman  Catholics,  the 
best  guarantee  for  their  earnest  sup- 
port of  the  Protestant  Church  and 
State.  This  worthy  Papist  abused  the 
British  Constitution  as  the  parent  of 
national  discontents,  civil  wars,  an- 
archy, revolution,  and  commercial 
embarrassment.  Crime  and  starva- 
tion were  also  to  be  laid  to  its  charge. 
The  government,  in  his  popish  Lord- 
ship's opinion,  was  formerly  carried 
on  by  robbery  (this  compliment  re- 
ferred to  the  government  which  car- 
ried Catholic  Emancipation.)  The 
Bishops  were  allied  with  the  worst 
enemies  of  the  country ;  they  con- 
curred in  profligacy,  and  partici- 
pated in  spoliation.  After  a  series 
of  remarks  in  a  similar  spirit  of  gra- 
titude, fairness,  and  gentlemanly  pro- 
Sriety,  his  Lordship  sat  down,  and 
nmediately  received  such  a  casti- 
gation  from  the  Earl  of  Limerick 
(himself  one  of  the  many  who  voted 
for  Roman  Catholic  Emancipation, 
and  who  now  repent  it),  as  will,  we 
trust,  cause  him  to  bridle  his  tongue, 
and  keep  his  insolence  for  some  more 
congenial  assembly  in  future. 

The  Earl  of  Mansfield  followed  in 
an  admirable  speech,  full  of  ener- 
getic reasoning,  clothed  in  the  most 
correct  language.  He  shewed  the 
suddenness  of  the  demand  which  had 
sprung  up  for  Reform,  proving  there- 
by that  it  had  not  arisen  out  of  any 
growing  necessity.  He  dwelt  upon 
the  means  taken  by  the  Government 
to  excite  the  people — the  inadmis- 
sibility  of  the  doctrine  that  the  de- 
cision of  the  House  of  Lords  was  to 


The  Reform  Debate  in  the  Lords. 


[May, 


be  governed  by  the  will  of  the  peo- 
ple—the extravagance  of  the  mea- 
sure proposed  as  contrasted  with 
that  of  previous  Reformers,  and  the 
various  practical  injuries  to  the  pub- 
lic business  which  must  inevitably 
flow  from  this  measure,  were  it  to 
become  law.  After  a  short  speech 
from  Lord  Colville,  Lord  Harrowby 
commenced  his  justification  of  his 
change  of  vote  upon  the  question, 
while  he  admitted,  not  only  the  bril- 
liancy of  the  eloquence,  but  the 
soundness  of  the  logic  of  Lord  Mans- 
field, who  had  just  argued  in  favour 
of  the  views  from  which  he  (Lord 
Harrowby)  had  changed.  The  ar- 
gument of  his  Lordship's  speech 
was  to  this  effect,  that  though  it  was 
right  to  resist  clamour  and  intimi- 
dation once,  it  was  not  prudent  to  do 
so  twice,  and  that  no  Government 
could  go  on  without  Reform;  where- 
fore he  was  of  the  mind  to  support 
this  Government  in  a  very  bad  Re- 
form, though  he  knew  that  it  was  by 
the  great  misconduct  of  this  Minis- 
try, that  the  state  of  things  had  been 
brought  about  which  had  made  it  im- 
possible that  a  government  could  be 
carried  on  without  Reform.  This  is 
a  degree  of  complaisance  which  it  is 
not  easy  either  to  understand  or  to 
forgive. 

The  Duke  of  Wellington,  in  a  very 
powerful  speech,  answered  Lord  Har- 
rowby, by  quoting  his  own  arguments 
of  last  Session  against  himself,  and 
then  entered  into  an  examination  of 
the  measure,  shewing  the  inconsist- 
ency of  its  various  provisions,  and 
the  danger  arising  from  the  extent 
of  change  which  it  contemplated — a 
change  which  involved  nothing  less 
than  a  complete  subversion  of  the 
present  system  of  representation  in 
the  country. 

Lord  Grantham  spoke  against  the 
Bill ;  he  objected  to  it  as  having  been 
pushed  on  with  violence,  and  sup- 
ported by  intimidation. 

Lord  Wharncliffe  delivered  a 
speech,  which,  as  might  have  been 
expected,  was  in  every  respect  more 
objectionable  than  that  of  his  brother 
waverer.  It  was  in  many  passages, 
which  referred  to  the  Duke  of  Wel- 
lington, and  what  had  been  said  by 
him,  not  a  little  impudent.  Lord 
Wharncliffe  has  such  a  convenient 
estimation  of  himself,  that  he  does 
not  feel  ashamed  for  that  which 


1832.] 


The  Reform  Debate  in  the  Lords. 


851 


would  produce  a  sense  of  shame  in 
almost  any  other  man.  He  seemed, 
however,  very  anxious  to  reserve  his 
right  of  turning  round  again  upon 
the  third  reading,  and  we  may  pre- 
sume, that  having  tried  the  vote  in 
favour  of  the  Bill,  byway  of  variety, 
he  may,  on  the  next  division,  go  back 
to  the  old  way  again,  unless  pains 
are  taken  to  shew  him  that  he  will 
make  himself  of  more  consequence 
by  continuing  a  Reformer. 

On  the  third  evening  Lord  Win- 
chilsea  commenced  the  debate,  a- 
vowing  himself  still  a  reformer,  as 
he  had  formerly  declared  himself, 
but  opposed  to  the  present  Bill,  from 
the  violent  manner  in  which  it  had 
been  proceeded  with,  and  the  erro- 
neous provisions  it  contained. 

The  Duke  of  Buckingham  follow- 
ed him,  and  opposed  the  Bill,  in  a 
speech  full  of  eloquence,  of  lively 
and  graceful  allusion,  and  of  point 
and  circumstance.  He  came  to  the 
conclusion,  that  it  was  impossible  to 
keep  up  the  present  form  of  legisla- 
ture with  such  changes  as  were  pro- 
posed. There  were  to  be  found  in 
the  House  of  Commons  the  repre- 
sentatives of  every  interest  and  al- 
most every  feeling  in  the  country, 
and  what  more  could  be  required  ? 

The  Earl  of  Radnor  supported  the 
Bill  with  less  folly  than  most  of  its 
supporters;  he  chiefly  laboured  to 
prove  that  some  mistakes  had  been 
made  in  the  statements  of  the  noble 
Lords  who  opposed  the  Bill,  and  he 
referred,  as  he  unfortunately  does 
but  too  often,  to  his  own  borough  of 
Downton,  and  his  reforming  magna- 
nimity as  connected  therewith.  He 
did  not  attempt  to  shew  any  good 
which  was  to  arise  from  the  Bill. 

The  Bishop  of  Lincoln,  although 
disapproving  of  the  Bill,  stated  his 
intention  of  supporting  the  second 
reading,  because  the  people  were 
becoming  indifferent  to  Reform  !  He 
explained,  that  had  they  last  Session 
sent  the  Bill  into  committee,  the  en- 
thusiasm of  the  people  was  such,  that 
they  would  not  have  been  able  to 
have  made  it  a  good  bill  with  the 
people's  assent,  but  now  they  might 
do  what  they  pleased  with  it,  and 
the  people  would  not  care.  What 
strangely  conflicting  reasons  drive 
men  into  the  same  course!  One 
man  votes  for  the  second  reading 
because  the  people's  desire  for  the 


Bill  is  too  strong  to  be  resisted ; 
another,  because  the  people  have  be- 
come passing  indifferent  about  the 
matter. 

Lord  Falmouth  made  a  speech  of 
great  vigour  and  vivacity,  in  which 
he  raked  the  Earl  of  Radnor  and 
the  Lord  Wharncliffe  fore  arid  aft,  in 
a  style  much  more  agreeable  to  us, 
than  we  are  persuaded  it  was  to  them. 
The  Marquis  of  Bristol  also  made  a 
very  powerful  speech  against  the 
Bill,  and  the  Bishop  of  London  a  very 
feeble  one  hi  its  favour — it  was  so 
extremely  dull  that  it  defies  criticism; 
there  is  nothing  in  it  even  to  wage 
war  with. 

The  Bishop  of  Exeter  followed  in 
a  speech,  which,  since  the  best  days 
of  Sheridan,  has  not  been  surpassed 
for  striking  impressiveness.  It  were 
in  vain  to  attempt  to  detail  here  the 
various  points  which  told  with  such 
wondrous  effect  against  the  authors 
and  promoters  of  the  Bill,  and  the 
plans  by  which  they  supported  their 
own  influence,  and  inflamed  the  pub- 
lic mind.  The  speech  may  be  best 
judged  by  its  effects.  It  excited  the 
very  warmest  admiration  of  the  op- 
ponents of  the  measure,  and  the  bit- 
terest enmity  of  all  the  Government 
and  their  friends.  It  was  the  knout 
in  good  earnest,  and  they  felt  it  into 
their  very  marrow. 

The  Bishop  of  Llandaff  said  he 
would  support  the  second  reading, 
because  the  excitement  was  less  now 
than  it  had  been  six  months  before, 
when  he  voted  against  it,  but  he 
would  not  pledge  himself  to  votejfor 
any  clause  whatever  of  the  Bill  in 
Committee.  This  is  a  wise  legisla- 
tor !  The  Marquis  of  Lansdowne  con- 
cluded the  debate  of  the  third  even- 
ing by  a  very  able  speech  in  favour 
of  the  Bill.  In  direct  opposition  to 
Lord  Melbourne's  statement,  he  ad- 
mitted that  there  lay  upon  his  Majes- 
ty's government  a  mighty  responsi- 
bility in  this  matter,  and  he  argued 
that  there  was  an  estrangement,  ra- 
pidly approaching  to  alienation,  be- 
tween the  higher,  and  the  middle  and 
lower  classes  of  society,  which  this 
Bill  was  an  attempt  to  avert.  He  fur- 
ther argued  generally,  that  a  change 
had  taken  place  in  society  which  re- 
quired a  change  of  institutions.  We 
do  not  agree  with  the  noble  Marquis, 
either  as  to  the  fact,  or  the  efficacy 
of  the  remedy,  if  the  fact  were  as  he 


852 


The  Reform  Debate  in  the  Lords. 


[May, 


represents  it;  but  we  look  upon  his 
argument  with  some  respect,  as  he 
made  no  foolish  assertions  about  the 
"  enlightenment,"  and  "  advance- 
ment," and  so  on,  of  the  mass  of  the 
people,  which  is  abominable  cant, 
and  very  false  to  boot ;  nor  did  he 
advance  the  cowardly  doctrine  of  the 
necessity  of  yielding  to  the  popular 
will.  We  think  him  wrong ;  but  then 
he  talked  like  an  erroneous  Marquis, 
not  like  Mr  Place  the  tailor,  nor 
Lord  Durham,  nor  any  one  of  that 
set. 

The  debate  of  the  fourth  evening 
was  opened  by  Lord  Wynford,  who 
displayed  his  industrious  study  of 
the  Bill  in  all  its  various  bearings,  by 
a  forcible  and  detailed  exposition  of 
the  public  evils  and  inconveniences 
which  were  likely  to  grow  out  of  it. 
After  him  arose  Lord  Durham,  with 
his  saffron-hued  juvenility  of  coun- 
tenance, and  hair  parted  on  his  fore- 
head like  a  milk-girl,  or  like  the  en- 
graving of  Leigh  Hunt  in  his  book  of 
"  Reminiscences."  He  did  not  long 
keep  the  viper  that  lives  and  moves 
within  him  down.  Out  it  came  with 
forked  tongue,  and  hissed  and  spit 
its  venom  against  the  Bishop  of  Exe- 
ter. As  soon  as  it  reached  the  climax 
of  "  false  insinuation"  and  "  pamph- 
leteering slang,"  (the  last  a  singu- 
larly elegant  flower  of  invective,)  the 
House  interfered — the  words  were 
taken  down,  and  after  a  little,  his 
lordship  was  permitted  to  resume 
his  discourse,  when  he  repeated  the 
same  hackneyed  rigmarole  about  im- 
provement of  the  middle  classes, 
and  necessity  of  yielding  to  their  de- 
mands, which  Mr  Place  &  Co.  have  so 
often  repeated  at  the  meetings  of  the 
Political  Union  in  Leicester  Square. 
As  to  his  attack  on  the  Bishop  of 
Exeter,  it  was  merely  biting  against 
a  file.  To  call  such  writing  as  that 
of  Doctor  Phil  potts'  pamphleteering 
slang,  is  too  absurd  for  any  commen- 
tary save  that  of  loud  laughter. 
When  Lord  Durham  can  produce 
euch  English  composition,  he  will, 
in  this  respect,  be  as  far  above  what 
he  is  at  present,  as  the  most  admira- 
ble writer  in  England  of  sarcastic 
prose,  is  above  the  most  puny  whip- 
ster who  practises  bitter  speaking 
in  a  public  place.  Lord  Caernarvon 
opposed  the  Bill  in  a  speech  of  pow- 
er, of  various  information,  and  viva- 
city of  style,  only  to  be  surpassed  by 


his  own  speech  on  the  same  subject, 
and  on  the  same  side  of  the  question, 
last  session.  We  mention  the  latter 
particular,  because  some  friends  of 
his,  who  last  session  vied  with  him 
in  the  excellence  of  their  speeches, 
thought  fit,  in  the  present,  to  try  the 
other  side  of  the  question,  perhaps 
for  the  sake  of  the  evident  advantage 
of  variety  which  it  afforded. 

The  next  speaker  was  Lord  Gode- 
rich,  who  devoted  his  eloquence  to 
another  attack  on  the  Bishop  of  Exe- 
ter. It  did  not  appear  that  the  Bishop 
was  any  the  worse. 

Then  came  Lord  Eldon,  the  great- 
est of  equity  lawyers,  and  Lord 
Tenterden,  the  greatest  of  common- 
law  lawyers,  both  steadily  testifying 
against  the  pernicious  Bill.  The 
Bishop  of  Gloucester  next  opposed 
it,  and  administered  a  rebuke  to  the 
Earl  of  Shrewsbury,  of  which  we 
wish  we  could  believe  he  was  capa- 
ble of  feeling  the  dignity  as  well  as 
the  force. 

The  Lord  Chancellor  next  arose, 
concerning  whose  speech,  in  com- 
mon charity,  let  us  be  silent.  He 
has  been  a  great  orator;  and  if,  as 
we  have  heard,  indisposition  of  body 
or  sadness  of  mind  have  rendered 
him  unable  to  be  what  he  was,  it  is 
meet  that  we  notice  his  falling  off 
with  silence  and  a  sigh. 

The  speech  of  Lord  Lyndhurst, 
which  followed,  was  beyond  ques- 
tion the  finest  speech  delivered  du- 
ring the  debate.  In  sterling  sense, 
and  close  convincing  argument, 
clothed  with  all  the  graces  of  ele- 
gant language,  and  graced  with  a 
certain  courteous  dignity,  which 
Lord  Lyndhurst  more  than  any 
other  speaker  of  our  day  possesses, 
he  outshone  even  the  best  of  the 
excellent  speeches  which  had  pre- 
viously been  made  against  the  Bill. 

It  seemed  to  rouse  the  slumbering 
rhetoric  of  Lord  Grey,  whose  con- 
cluding speech  was  much  abler  than 
that  with  which  he  commenced.  He 
resented  the  assault  of  the  Bishop  of 
Exeter  in  elegant  language,  and  ex- 
pressed his  vexation  in  the  manner 
of  an  indignant  gentleman  of  the  old 
school.  It  was  a  brave  effort  for  a 
man  of  his  years,  at  five  o'clock  in 
the  morning. 

The  result  of  this  debate  is  suffi- 
ciently notorious.  The  Peers,  who 
had  six  months  before  rejected  a 


1832.] 


TJie  Reform  Debate  in  the  Lords. 


Bill  essentially  the  same  as  that  now 
before  them,  by  a  majority  of  forty- 
one,  now  accepted  it  by  a  majority 
of  nine.  There  was  nothing  in  the 
progress  of  the  debate  to  account  for 
this.  It  was,  upon  the  whole,  a  less 
able,  and  a  less  spirited  debate  than 
the  former  one ;  but  the  falling  off 
was  more  conspicuous  on  the  side  of 
the  supporters  of  the  Bill,  than  on 
the  side  of  its  opponents.  The  cause 
of  so  remarkable  a  change  must  be 
sought  for  in  circumstances  which 
preceded  the  discussion,  and  unfixed 
the  determination  of  men  whose 
principles  were  sufficiently  pliable 
for  adaptation  to  a  real  or  fancied 
alteration  of  circumstances.  It  is 
not  our  purpose  here  to  venture  an 
essay  upon  Reform  ;  but  in  viewing 
this  debate,  and  its  important  results, 
some  remarks  have  occurred  to  us 
connected  with  them,  which  may  not 
be  unacceptable  by  way  of  commen- 
tary and  explanation. 

By  the  previous  division  and  ma- 
jority against  the  Bill,  it  was  doubt- 
less the  expectation  of  many  of  those 
who  voted,  that  the  Ministry  of  Earl 
Grey  would  have  been  demolished, 
and  that  another  Ministry  would 
arise,  from  whom  a  reasonable  Re- 
form, and  not  a  sweeping  revolution, 
would  have  come.  But  Earl  Grey, 
having  the  populace  on  his  side,  and 
thirteen  relatives  in  good  places, 
held  fast,  in  spite  of  the  "  standing 
or  falling"  pledge,  and  gave  every  in- 
dication or  determining  to  hold  fast 
as  long  as  there  was  any  thing  left  to 
surrender  to  the  mob,  and  thereby 
earn  their  "  hoarse  applause."  It  is 
not  to  be  denied,  that  this  had  a  pro- 
digious effect;  there  are  many  men 
whose  political  valour  (when  in  the 
opposition)  is  like  the  courage  of 
Acres  in  the  play,  which  brought  him 
to  the  place  of  combat,  but  began  to 
ooze  away  very  fast,  when  he  was 
obliged  to  wait: — it  is  one  thing  to 
be  brave  in  the  onslaught,  and  an- 
other to  behave  well  during  the 
whole  course  of  a  long  pitched  bat- 
tle. Those  who  shrunk  from  the 
prospect  of  long  warfare  with  men 
whose  friendship  is  at  times  so  con- 
venient as  that  of  Cabinet  Ministers, 
were  not  indisposed  to  give  way  on 
the  subject  of  the  Bill.  But  in  so 
respectable  an  assembly  as  the  Bri- 
tish House  of  Lords,  these  would 
have  hardlybeen  enough  to  convert  a 


853 

majority  of  forty-one  into  &  minority, 
were  it  not  that  they  were  assisted, 
as  well  as  furnished,  with  a  decent 
excuse,  by  the  turning  round  of  a 
man  of  Lord  Harrowby's  reputation. 
This  nobleman  seems  to  have  been 
panic-struck  by  the  non-conversion 
of  the  mobs,  after  his  speech  was 
spoken ;  and  by  the  belief,  which, 
on  the  representation  of  Lord  Grey, 
he  received  as  an  incontrovertible 
certainty,  that  if  he  did  not  turn 
round,  the  House  of  Peers  would  be 
swamped  by  the  degradation  of 
many  respectable  Commoners  to  the 
situation  of  Lordship,  and  subser- 
viency, in  the  Upper  House. 

He  certainly  persuaded  himself,  and 
endeavoured  to  persuade  others,  that 
it  would  be  a  less  dangerous  course 
to  vote  for  the  second  reading,  than 
to  continue  to  oppose  it,  and  his  ex- 
ample and  his  argument  were  taken 
advantage  of  by  those  who,  finding 
the  Ministry  not  disposed  to  evacu- 
ate, felt  themselves  disposed  to  rat. 
In  the  House  of  Lords  are  a  good 
many  persons,  who,  half  from  con- 
stitutional timidity  and  love  of  quiet, 
and  half  from  the  effect  of  years,  are 
mightily  afraid  of  any  thing  like  a 
stiff  battle  _upon  any  subject  what- 
ever. Their  nerves  were  more  sen- 
sible to  the  immediate  turmoil  of 
resistance  to  the  Reform  Bill,  than  the 
remote  resistance  to  the  democracy 
which  must  one  day  or  other  be  un- 
dertaken, if  it  pass;  they  would  have 
been  glad  had  the  Ministry  gone  out; 
but  as  they  remained  in,  it  seemed 
to  those  easy  persons,  that,  perhaps, 
things  would  go  on  smoothly  enough 
with  this  Reform  Bill,  notwithstand- 
ing all  the  reasons  which  appeared 
to  the  contrary — at  all  events,  they 
might  vote  for  the  second  reading, 
and  then  "  see  what  could  be  done—- 
they might  still  vote  against  it  on  the 
third  reading."  So  they  availed 
themselves  of  the  opportunity  of 
Lord  Harrowby  making  a  move,  and 
went  off  with  him. 

Thus  was  the  disgraceful  com- 
plement of  deserters  made  up.  And 
this  brings  us  to  the  consideration 
of  the  most  remarkable  circumstance 
attending  this  curious  Ministerial 
majority.  The  second  reading  is 
carried  by  those  who  are  notorious- 
ly and  avowedly  hostile  to  the  Bill. 
It  is  composed  of  men  who  are  re- 
luctantly dragged  by  what  is,  or 


854 


The  Reform  Debate  in  the  Lords. 


[May, 


what  appears  to  them  to  be,  the  irre- 
sistible force  of  unfortunate  circum- 
stances.    They  vote  with  the  Minis- 
ter whom  they  abhor,  because  he  is 
the  author  of  the  measure  for  which 
they  vote.     The  Minister  triumphs 
in  the  support  of  those  who  detest 
his  measures.      His    majority  give 
their  assent,  as  a  traveller  assents  to 
let  his  pockets  be  rifled  by  a  high- 
wayman, rather  than  be  shot  through 
the  head.     It  is  "  the  lesser  of  two 
evils"  which  are  forced  upon  him 
for  his  choice.     The  parallel  may  be 
carried  a  little  farther.     As  men  have 
been  known  to  take  purses  by  the 
threat  of  firing  a  pistol  which  had 
nothing  in  it,  or  would  not  go  off, 
Lord  Grey  has  prevailed  by  talking 
of  doing  that  which  it  now  seems 
pretty  certain    he  could   not  have 
done,  if  left  to  the  alternative.     If 
the  Irishman's  reply  to  the  footpad, 
"  Fire  away,  and  be  damned  to  you," 
had  been  made  to  the  Premier,  when 
he  talked  of  gazetting  Peers,  it  would 
have  been  found,  as  it  was  by  the 
Hibernian,  that  the  threatened  pistol 
was  only  a  painted  stick. 

Among  those  who  have  deserted, 
there  are  none  whose  personal  weight 
upon  such  a  question  ought  to  avail 
much.  The  great  men  of  the  Con- 
servatives have  remained  firm.  Those 
whose  opinion  upon  a  subject  so 
closely  interwoven  with  constitu- 
tional law  should  be  paramount  to 
other  men,  remain  unmoved  from 
their  former  decision.  Two  Ex- 
Chancellors  of  Great  Britain,  and 
one  of  Ireland — the  late  Chief- Jus- 
tice of  the  Common  Pleas— the 
present  Chief-Justice  of  the  King's 
Bench,  are  among  the  most  conspi- 
cuous opponents  of  the  Bill.  Those 
arrayed  in  its  favour  are  men  who 
have  never  been  distinguished  for 
judgment, nor  discretion,  nor  success. 
Their  highest  praise  is  that  of  emi- 
nence in  Parliamentary  speaking,and 
even  there  they  are  distanced  by 
their  opponents.  Considered  as 
pieces  of  Parliamentary  eloquence 
merely,  there  were  no  speeches 
made  in  favour  of  the  Bill,  on  the  late 
occasion,  which  were  not  surpassed 
by  Lord  Mansfield  and  Lord  Lynd- 
hurst. 

What  prospect  does  the  debate 
hold  out  for  the  Bill  in  committee  ? 
We  should  say  a  very  doubtful  one, 
though  we  are  fully  aware  of  the 


strong  hold  which,  in  ordinary  cases, 
the  second  reading  gives  to  any  bill 
in  Parliament.  It  would  be  ridicu- 
lous to  deny  that,  by  the  late  divi- 
sion, the  Ministry  have  gained  a  great 
advantage,  if  they  can  be  said  to  gain 
by  that  of  which  the  success  would 
soon  undo  themselves  and  the  coun- 
try together  :  but  the  circumstances 
under  which  the  majority  for  the  se- 
cond reading  has  been  obtained  are 
so  peculiar,  that  except  by  the  re- 
newed operation  of  the  influences 
which  produced  the  ratting  of  so 
many  in  the  late  division,  the  Mi- 
nister will  find  himself  in  a  minority 
on  some  clauses  which  hitherto  the 
Government  have  affected  to  con- 
sider essentially  important  to  the 
measure. 

But  it  is  unquestionable  that  the 
main  thing  still  wanting  is  a  sure  and 
certain  hope  of  a  powerful  protecting 
party  to  take  up  the  reins  of  Govern- 
ment, in  the  event  of  turning  out  the 
present  men.  We  want  a  Tory  Go- 
vernment, identified  in  principle,  in 
feeling,  and  in  spirit,  with  the  Tory 
people — with  a  hope  of  this,  the 
people  would  bestir  themselves,  and 
would  make  the  babble  of  the  Re- 
volutionists, about  the  "  resistless 
demands  of  the  multitude"  for  this 
Reform  Bill, practically  ridiculous  in 
a  very  short  time. 

Judging  from  the  principles  of  hu- 
man nature,  and  the  experience  of 
history,  we  have  all  along  been 
clearly  of  opinion,  and  we  are  more 
than  ever  so  now,  that  the  safer  as 
well  as  the  braver  course  would  have 
been  to  have  rejected  the  Bill  on  the 
second  reading.  Knowing  that  the 
revolutionary  spirit  feeds  on  con- 
cession, and  becomes  more  impetu- 
ous with  every  advantage  it  gains, 
nothing  is  clearer  than  that  a  bold 
front  arid  a  determined  resistance 
was  the  way  to  have  met  the  dan- 
ger. Dumont  has  told  us  that  the 
whole  French  Revolution  was 
brought  about  by  the  concessions 
and  weakness  of  the  King;  and  that 
down  to  his  imprisonment  in  the 
Temple,  if  he  had  ever  put  himself  at 
the  head  of  the  Conservative  party, 
he  would  have  stemmed  the  torrent. 
If  any  man  doubt  the  truth  of  this, 
let  him  consider  how  manifestly  the 
Revolutionary  spirit  drooped  in 
England  after  the  rejection  in  Oc- 
tober, and  how  hopeless  the  cause 


1832.1 


The  Reform  Debate  in  the  Lords. 


of  Reform  would  have  been,  but  for 
the  democratic  legislature  created 
during  the  frenzy  of  April  1831, 
and  the  possession  of  power  by  an 
administration  dependant  for  its  ex- 
istence on  its  success. 

But  it  was  a  wise  maxim  of  Napo- 
leon Bonaparte's — "  II  ne  faut  pas 
nous  facher  des  choses  passes." 
To  the  historian  will  belong  the 
consideration  of  the  causes  which 
forced  on  the  English  Revolution 
at  a  period  when  the  nation  had 
ceased  to  be  solicitous  about  the 
matter;  and  a  more  instructive  les- 
son for  future  ages  never  was  pre- 
sented to  mankind.  It  will  be  found 
all  to  consist  in  one  circumstance, 
the  unhappy  weakness  which  crea- 
ted revolutionary  interests :  the  ele- 
vation to  power  and  importance  of 
a  body  of  men  on  the  passions  of 
the  moment,  whose  interests  and 
power  were  dependant  on  forcing  on 
innovating  measures.  This  it  is 
which  in  all  ages  has  rendered  the 
progress  of  democracy,  when  once  it 
gains  a  place  in  the  legislature,  irre- 
sistible. The  people  speedily  tire 
of  changes  which  bring  them  only 
misery :  but  while  passion  is  fleet- 
ing, interests  is  permanent ;  and  the 
masters  they  have  chosen  for  them- 
selves never  cease  to  struggle  for 
the  maintenance  of  a  system  which, 
though  it  has  desolated  their  country, 
has  elevated  themselves. 

To  us  belongs  a  different  task. 
We  have  to  consider  how  the  mis- 
chief done  may  be  repaired :  how 
the  vantage  ground  lost  may  be  re- 
gained. 

That  it  may  be  done,  if  the  Peers 
have  the  courage,  or  the  firmness  to 
engage  in  the  conflict,  is  self  evident. 
When  the  Bill  was  carried  by  a  ma- 
jority of  two  present  Peers  in  the 
House,  where  there  was  formerly  a 
majority  of  forty-one  against  it,  it  is 
clear  that  their  Lordships  have  the 
means  of  stemming  the  torrent  and 
-  saving  the  country,  if  they  are  not 
wanting  in  the  inclination.  Victory 
is  in  their  hands,  if  they  will  only  use 
it.  If  the  nation  is  to  be  ruined  ;  if 
the  long  line  of  British  splendour  is 
about  to  set ;  if  the  waves  of  demo- 
cracy are  to  overwhelm  the  country 
of  Alfred,  history  will  know  on  whom 
to  fix  the  infamy  of  having  occasion- 
ed it. . 

What  the  Conservative  Peers  have 


855 

to  do,  therefore,  is  clear.  They  must 
extract  all  the  democratic  clauses 
from  the  Bill  in  the  committee;  they 
must  render  it  a  Bill  consistent  with 
existing  rights ;  they  must  mould  it 
into  the  Duke  of  Buckingham's  Bill. 
Nothing  short  of  this  will  do.  It 
would  not  do  to  make  a  few  nominal 
changes;  it  would  not  do  to  reject  the 
metropolitan  members,  change  the 
L.10  clause  into  a  rate  instead  of  a 
rent,  or  cut  off  the  whole  of  schedule 
B.  All  these  are  improvements,  but 
they  leave  the  Bill  substantially  the' 
same  as  before.  If  schedule  A  and 
the  L.10  clause  stand,  there  is  an  end 
of  the  Monarchy,  the  Aristocracy,  the 
Church,  and  the  Funds.  Universal 
misery  must  ensue,  if  these  portals 
of  Pandemonium  stand  open.  No  ex- 
isting rights  must  be  extinguished 
without  compensation,  or  the  King's 
title  to  his  throne  may,  on  the  same 
principle,  be  destroyed.  No  mob  of 
electors  in  the  great  towns  must  be 
permitted  to  banish  every  man  of  re- 
spectability from  the  poll ;  none  of  the 
existing  avenues  to  colonial  repre- 
sentation must  be  closed.  The  only 
changes  which  can  safely  be  made, 
plainly  are,  the  consolidation  of  the 
decayed  boroughs  in  proportion  to 
the  extension  of  the  franchise  to  great 
towns  now  unrepresented,  upon  ma- 
king full  compensation  to  the  sub- 
sisting freemen  for  the  contraction, 
or  diminution  of  their  rights,  and  the 
formation  of  a  class  of  freemen  in 
the  new  places  at  a  different  rate  ac- 
cording to  the  size  of  the  town.  Ten. 
pounds  would  be  a  high  franchise  in 
some  small  boroughs ;  forty  pounds 
would  be  too  low  in  most  of  the  great 
towns.  All  the  other  boroughs  must 
be  allowed  to  stand  on  the  subsisting 
rights,  or  the  colonies  will  cease  to  be 
represented,  and  the  empire  will  be 
dismembered. 

The  Conservative  party,  all  those 
who,  in  October  1831,  voted  against 
the  second  reading,  must  strike  at 
these  pillars  of  democratic  ascend- 
ency, the  L.10  clause,  and  schedule 
A,  or  they  do  nothing.  If  these 
stand,  all  they  may  now  gain  is  not 
worth  contending  for.  It  will  all 
be  rescued  from  them  in  the  first 
session  of  a  Reformed  Parliament. 

No  danger,  no  threats  must  be  per- 
mitted to  stand  between  them  and 
the  discharge  of  this  great  duty  to 
their  descendants,  their  country,  and 


856 

the  human  race.  No  threatened 
creation  of  Peers  must  be  allowed 
to  shake  their  resolution.  What 
does  it  signify,  if  the  bill  is  carried 
with  these  clauses,  whether  it  is  car- 
ried by  a  creation  of  five,  or  five 
hundred  ?  There  will  be  no  Peerage 
in  existence  in  five  years.  The  result 
will  be  the  same,  with  this  difference, 
that  if  they  yield  they  will  receive  the 
lasting  execrations  of  mankind  for 
their  pusillanimity :  if  they  hold  out, 
they  may  yet  regain  the  day,  by  the 
admiration  which  their  firmness  will 
excite. 

Nothing  could  be  imagined  so  fa- 
vourable to  the  ultimate  restoration 
of  British  freedom,  as  that  the  Re- 
form Bill,  if  it  is  to  be  carried  at  all, 
should  be  thrust  upon  the  country 
by  such  a  violent  act.  That  at  once 
commits  the  reformers  into  an  ille- 
gal course  :  it  stamps  usurpation  and 
tyranny  upon  their  colours.  Let 
them  thus  go  on,  then,  with  the  flag 
of  usurpation  flying :  we  shall  see 
whether  British  feeling  do  not  at  last 
recoil  against  the  loss  of  their  liber- 
ties; and  when  the  day  of  legal  and 
constitutional  reaction  comes,  the 
creation  of  Peers  will  point  to  the 
period  from  which  the  work  of  demo- 
lition is  to  commence.  Every  thing 
following  on  it  may  be  swept  from 
the  statute-book,  and  the  constitu- 
tion will  be  restored  to  its  ancient 
freedom. 

We  do  not  now  arraign  the  motives 
of  the  vacillating  Peers,  whose  con- 


TJie  Reform  Delate  in  the  Lords. 


[May. 


version  has  opened  the  flood-gates 
of  the  constitution  to  the  torrent  of 
democracy.  We  shall  judge  of  them, 
as  history  will  do,  by  their  actions. 
If  they  succeed  in  new-modelling 
the  Bill  in  its  essential  parts  in 
Committee,  they  may  yet  deserve 
well  of  their  country ;  if  they  do 
not,  they  will  incur  the  infamy  of 
having  betrayed  it.  But  let  them 
recollect,  their  countrymen  and 
their  descendants  will  judge  of 
them  by  a  sterner  rule  than  they  ap- 
ply to  those  who  always  supported 
Reform.  They  have  shewn  by  their 
speeches  arid  their  conduct  that  they 
were  fully  aware  of  the  dangers  of 
passing  the  Rubicon;  their  opponents 
have  all  along  been  insensible  to 
their  existence.  If  the  Bill  passes, 
history  will  have  no  mercy  for  the 
men,  who,  seeing  the  danger,  would 
not  resist;  who,  appreciating  the 
misery,  would  not  avert  it.  It  will 
stigmatize  the  reformers  as  rash  and 
insane,  but  the  waverers  as  weak 
and  wicked  men.  It  will  condemn 
them  out  of  their  own  mouths ;  and 
hold  them  up  to  the  latest  posterity 
as  those  who,  gifted  with  talent,  po- 
lished by  rank,  and  enlightened  by 
knowledge,  were  seduced  by  am- 
bition, or  intimidated  by  imagina- 
tion ;  who  yielded  when  the  danger 
was  over,  who  volunteered  to  man 
the  breach,  and  fled  upon  the  assault; 
who  might  have  saved  England,  and 
by  their  weakness  were  overwhelmed 
in  its  ruins. 


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BLACKWOOD'S 

EDINBURGH  MAGAZINE, 


No.  CXCV. 


JUNE,  1832. 


VOL.  XXXI, 


CHRISTOPHER  AT  THE  LAKES. 


FLIGHT  FIRST. 


THE  time  was  when  we  could  de- 
scribe the  Spring — the  Spring  on 
WINDERMERE.  But  haply  this  weary 
work- day  world's  cares  "have  done 
our  harp  and  hand  some  wrong;" 
and  we  must  leave  that  pleasant  task 
now  to  Hartley  Coleridge,  or  some 
other  young  Poet  of  the  Lakes. 
Were  we  not  the  best-hearted  hu- 
man beings  that  ever  breathed,  we 
should  hate  all  the  people  that  dwell 
in  that  Paradise.  But  we  love  while 
we  envy  them ;  and  have  only  to 
hope  that  they  are  all  grateful  to 
Providence.  Here  are  we  cooped 
up  in  a  cage — a  tolerably  roomy 
one,  we  confess — while  our  old 
friends,  the  North  of  England  eagles, 
are  flying  over  the  mountains.  The 
thought  is  enough  to  break  a  weaker 
heart.  But  one  of  the  principal 
points  in  Christopher's  creed  is — 
"  Pine  not  nor  repine ;"  and  perfect 
contentment  accompanies  wisdom. 
Three  lovely  sisters  often  visit  the 
old  man's  city-solitude — Memory, 
Imagination,  Hope !  'T would  be 
hard  to  say  which  is  the  most  beau- 
tiful. Memory  has  deep,  dark,  quiet 
eyes,  and  when  she  closes  their  light, 
the  long  eyelashes  lie  like  shadows 
on  her  pale  pensive  cheeks,  that 
smile  faintly  as  if  the  fair  dreamer 
were  half-awake  and  half-asleep;  a 
visionary  slumber  which  sometimes 
the  dewdrop  melting  on  its  leaf 

VOL,  XXXT.   NO,  CXCV. 


will  break,  sometimes  not  the  thun- 
der-peal with  all  its  echoes.  Imagi- 
nation is  a  brighter  and  a  bolder 
Beauty,  with  large  lamping  eyes  of 
uncertain  colour,  as  if  fluctuating 
with  rainbow-light,  and  features  fine, 
it  is  true,  as  those  which  Grecian 
genius  gave  to  the  Muses  in  the 
Parian  marble,  but  in  their  daring 
delicacy  defined  like  the  face  of 
Apollo.  As  for  Hope — divinest  of 
the  divine — Collins,  in  one  long  line 
of  light,  has  painted  the  picture  of 
the  angel — 

"  And  Hope  enchanted  smiled,  and  waved 
her  golden  hair  !" 

Thus  is  the  old  man  happy  as  a 
humming-bird.  He  sits  on  the  bal- 
cony of  his  front  parlour,  dimly  dis- 
cerned by  the  upward  eye  of  stranger, 
while  whispers  Cicerone — "  this  is 
thehouse" — dimly  discerned  through 
flowers ;  while  the  river  of  his  spi- 
rit "  wandereth  at  its  own  sweet 
will"  through  all  the  climes  of  crea- 
tion. At  this  blessed  moment  he  is 
sitting,  at  the  leaf-veiled,  half-open 
window,  pen  in  hand — pen  made  of 
quill  of  Albatross,  sent  him  from  afar 
by  one  whom  Maga  delighteth  be- 
yond the  Great  Deep,— and  lo ! 
Edina's  castled  cliff  becomes  the 
Langdale-Pikes — Moray  Place,  Win- 
derm  ere— Stockbridge,  Bowness  — 
and  No,  99  the  ENDEAVOUR,  on  the 
SK 


858 


Christopher  at  the  Lakes.    Flight  First.  [June, 

The  squadron  enters  the  Straits— 
and  we  see  now  but  here  and  there 
gaff -topsail -peak,  or  ensign,  gli- 
ding or  streaming  along  the  woods 
of  the  Isle  called  Beautiful;  while 
hark,  the  merry  church  tower-bells 


First  of  May  re-launched  from  her 
heather-house  on  the  bay-marge,  her 
hull  bright  as  Iris,  and  yellow  her 
light-ringed  raking  masts,  now  hid- 
den on  a  sudden  by  the  unfolding  of 
her  snow-white  wings,  as  Condor- 
like  she  flies  to  meet  her  mate,  the 
VICTORY,  coming  down  along  the 
woods  of  the  Beautiful  Isle  under  a 
cloud  of  sail ! 

What!  can  this  be  Regatta-day, 
and  is  there  to  be  a  race  for  a  cup 
or  colours  ?  Not  for  that  radical  rag, 
the  Tricolor,  but  for  St  George's  En- 
sign,  or  the 

"  Silver  Cross,  to  Scotland  dear" — 

bright  mimicry  woven  by  lovely 
hands  of  the  famous  Flag,  that 

«  has  braved  a  thousand  years, 

The  battle  and  the  breeze." 

Bowness  Bay  is  the  rendezvous  for 
the  Fleet.  And  lo!  from  all  the 
x  airts  come  flocking  in  the  sunshine 
flights  of  felicitous  wide-winged  crea- 
tures, whose  snow-white  lustre,  in 
bright  confusion  hurrying  to  and 
fro,  adorns,  disturbs,  and  dazzles  the 
broad  blue  bosom  of  the  Queen  of 
Lakes.  Southwards  from  forest  Fell- 
Foot  beneath  the  Beacon-hill,  ga- 
thering glory  from  the  silvan  bays 
of  green  Graithwaite,  and  the  tem- 

n"   i  promontory  of  stately  Stores, 
ore  the  sea-borne  wind,  the  wild 
swans,  all,  float  up  the  watery  vale 
of  beauty  and  of  peace.     Out  from 
that  still   haven,  overshadowed  by 
the  Elm-grove,  where  the  old  Par- 
sonage sleeps,  comes  the  EMMA  mur- 
muring from  the  water-lilies,  and  as 
her  mainsail  rises  to  salute  the  sun- 
shine, in  proud  impatience  lets  go 
her  anchor  the  fair  GAZELLE.     As 
if  to  breathe  themselves  before  the 
start,  cutter  and  schooner  in  amity 
stand  across   the  ripple,  till   their 
gaffs  seem  to  cut  the  sweet  woods 
of  Furness-fells,  and  they  put  about 
—each  on  less  than  her  own  length 
— ere  that  breezeless  bay  may  shew, 
among  the   inverted  umbrage,  the 
drooping  shadows  of  their  canvass. 
Lo  !    Swinburne  the  Skilful  sallies 
from   his  pebbly  pier,   in  his   tiny 
skiff,  that  seems  all  sail;   and  the 
Norway  NAUTILUS,  as  the  wind  slack- 
ens, leads  the  van  of  the  Fairy  squa- 
dron which  heaven  might  now  cover 
with  one  of  her  small  clouds,  did 
she  choose  to  drop  it  from  the  sky. 


hail  the  Victory,  gathering  the  green 
shore  round  rushy  Cockshut-point ; 
and  lo !  ere  you  could  count  your 
fingers,  the  whole  Southern  Fleet  is 
in  Bowness  Bay,  now  filled  with 
light,  music,  and  motion,  glorifying 
the  day,  as  if  meridian  yet  bore  in 
its  bold  bosom  all  the  beauty  of 
morn. 

But  what  means  that  exulting 
cheer,  while  all  the  hats  and  hand- 
kerchiefs of  the  village  are  waving 
along  the  beach  ?  Ha!  slips  from  her 
moorings,  between  garden  and  rock, 
with  no  other  emblazonry  but  the 
union-jack  at  the  peak  of  her  main- 
sail, bold  and  bright  as  that  bird  when 
he  has  bathed  his  pinions  in  sun  and 
sea,  the  swift-shooting  OSPREY.  Helm 
down — Garnet !  if  you  wish  not  to 
be  capsized— for  ere  yet  the  snow- 
wreaths  have  garlanded  your  cut- 
water, a  squall — a  squall !  Bearing 
up  withouten  fear  in  the  pitchy  black- 
ness, the  Osprey  suddenly  shews  to 
the  sunshine  the  whole  breadth  of 
her  wings— hark !  they  for  a  moment 
rustle,  but  they  flap  not— and  then 
right  in  the  wind's  eye  she  goes,  dis- 
dainful of  the  tempest  that  sweeps 
past  her  on  her  foamy  path,  steady 
as  a  star. 

From  Kirkstone  and  Rydal  Cove, 
the  clouds  disparting  let  loose  the 
northern  winds,  who  have  been 
lunching  in  those  saloons  after  their 
journey  from  Scotland,  which  they 
left  soon  after  sunrise— and  hovering 
a  little  while  delighted  over  Amble- 
side,  the  Village  of  the  Pine-Groves, 
they  join  the  fresh  Family  of  Favo- 
nius,  blowing  and  blooming  in  their 
flight  from  the  Great  and  Green 
Gabels,  where  all  the  summer  long 
are  singing  the  waterfalls.  All  the 
boats  at  Waterhead  had  been  lying  for 
hours  on  their  shadows;  but  now,  just 
as  a  peal  of  rock-blast  thunder  from 
Langdale  Quarry  sends  a  sound  mag- 
nificent, by  way  of  signal  gun,the  black 
and  white'buoys  are  all  left  bobbing  by 
themselves  on  the  awakened  waves, 
and  the  astonished  Lakers  on  Lo  wood 
Bowline-green  behold  an  Aquatic 
Procession  of  sails  and  serpents,  as 
if  some  strong  current  in  the  middle 


1832.] 


Christopher  at  the  Lakes.     Flight  First. 


of  the  lake  were  bearing  at  ten  knots 
the  gaudy  pomp  along — for  not  a 
breath  fans  the  brows  of  the  gazers 
from  the  shade  of  tent  or  tree,  the 
winds  being  all  in  love  with  Winder- 
mere,  and  a-murmur  on  her  breast, 
leaving  on  either  shore,  without  a 
touch,  the  unrustling  richness  of  the 
many-coloured  woods. 

Broad  between  Bell-Grange  and 
Miller-Ground — with  no  isle  to  break 
the  breadth  of  liquid  lustre — but 
with  an  isle  anchored  to  windward,  on 
whose  tall  trees  are  seen  sitting  some 
cormorants — broadest  of  all  its  bend- 
ing length  from  the  Giants  of  Bra- 
thay  to  the  humble  holms  of  Landing, 
where  in  mild  metamorphosis  it  nar- 
rows itself  into  a  river,  the  lucid 
Leven — lies  the  bosom  of  Winder- 
mere.  'Tis  a  tightish  swim  across — 
experto  crede  Christophero — from 
the  chapel-like  farmhouse,  half-hid- 
den among  the  groves  that  enzone 
Greenbank  on  the  eastern,  to  the 
many-windowed  villa  that  keeps 
perpetually  staring  up  into  Trout- 
beck,  on  the  western  shore.  Gazing 
on  it  from  some  glade  in  the  Calgarth- 
woods,  you  might  say  it  was  the 
Upper  Lake  ;  for  the  Isle  called 
Beautiful  seems  to  lie  across  the 
waters  from  Furness- Fells  to  the 
church- tower  of  Bowness,  and  in- 
tercepts all  the  sweet  scenery  beyond 
the  Ferry-House — though  there  is  no 
danger  of  your  forgetting  it — seeing 
that  you  have  got  it  by  heart.  Here 
then  is  the  Mediterranean — and  lo  ! 
the  Mediterranean  Fleet!  The 
Grand  Fleet  I  For  seven  squadrons 
have  formed  a  junction — and  it  con- 
sists of  thirty  sail— all  of  the  line— 
the  line  of  peace. 

No  shape  so  beautiful  as  the  crescent 
— "  sharpening  its  mooned  horns." 
So  thinks  that  living  fleet.  See  how 
it  is  bending  itself  into  Dian's  bow 
—and  gliding  along  too,  like  that  ce- 
lestial motion.  Still  liker  must  it 
seem  to  the  eyes  of  the  Naiads,  now 
all  looking  up  from  their  pleasant 
palaces  through  water  pure  as  air. 
But  you  look  now  at  the  flags,  and 
your  thoughts  are  of  the  rainbow. 
And  like  the  rainbow  it  breaks  into 
pieces.  'Tis  confusion  all.  No— out 
of  momentary  seeming  disorder 
arises  perfect  regularity ; — and  in  two 
Divisions,— with  the  NIL  TIMEO  and 
her  train  of  barges  between,  lady- 
laden,  and  moving  in  music,— the 


859 

Grand  Fleet  is  standing  on,  under 
easy  sail,  bound  dreamward,  so  it  is 
felt,  for  some  port  in  Paradise. 

We  have  often  promised  that  Maga 
should,  in  a  few  pages,  give  a  guide 
to  the  Lakes.  All  we  want  to  do, 
gentle  lover  of  Nature,  is  to  land 
you  in  the  Region  of  Delight,  and 
with  a  few  directions,  from  which 
you  will  deviate  as  frequently  and 
as  far  as  you  please,  to  send  you 
with  our  blessing,  like  pilgrims  to- 
wards her  shrine  among  the  sacred 
mountains. 

Lets  us  begin  soberly  then  with 
WJNDERMERE.  For  our  sake,  and 
its  own,  love  Bowness.  There  is  not 
in  all  the  world  a  more  cheerful  old 
church.  The  tower  has  ceased  to 
deplore  the  death  of  her  noble  pine- 
trees,  and  ever  looks  lovingly  down 
on  the  limber  larches  that  here  and 
there  break  the  line  of  the  low  laurel  - 
wreathed  churchyard  wall.  In  the 
heart  of  the  lively  village,  pleasant 
is  the  Place  of  Tombs.  'Tis  a  village 
of  villas.  Yet  the  native  Westmore- 
land cottages  keep  their  ancient  sites 
still,  nor,  entrenched  within  their 
blossoming  orchards,  seem  to  heed 
the  gay  intruders.  Lo !  on  every 
knoll  above  and  around  "  the  Port," 
proud  of  its  own  peculiar  architec- 
ture, a  pretty  edifice.  We  find  fault 
with  nothing  there — houses  nor  their 
inhabitants — the  cut  of  their  coats, 
nor  the  shapes  of  their  chimneys — 
their  faces  nor  their  figures,  though 
some  of  these  are  droll  enough ;  and 
as  for  the  Westmoreland  dialect,  it 
wants  but  to  be  accompanied  with 
the  Scotch  accent,  to  be  the  language 
of  gods  and  goddesses.  Pretty  nymphs 
peep  out  of  latticed  windows  and 
porched  doors ;  nor  could  Camilla's 
self,  had  her  feet  been  clogged  like 
their's,  have  clattered  more  neatly 
across  the  blue-slate  floors  of  their 
parlour-kitchens.  'Tis  impossible  to 
imagine  any  mode  more  elegant  than 
their's  of  tying  up  their  hair ;  and 
the  maidens,  with  a  natural  grace- 
fulness, can  put  on  and  off  their 
large  shady  bonnets,  pink-lined  and 
rosy-ribanded,  without  disarranging 
the  snooded  trefoil  in  its  glossiness 
crowned  mayhap  with  a  comb  of 
ivory ;  auburn,  mind  ye— not  red— 
for  though  to  vulgar  eyes  there  is  a 
constant  confusion  of  these  two  co- 
lours, different  in  nature  are  they, 
a«  a  bunch  of  carrots  on  a  stall,  and 


Christopher  at  the  Lakes.    Flight  First.  [Ju  ne, 

half-a-dozen  places  at  one  time;  and 
should  he  happen  to  be  at  Lowood, 
Waterhead,  the  Ferry,  and  Newby- 
bridge,  you  will  be  in  good  hands 
should  you  for  the  day  engage  Tom 
or  Jack  Stevenson.   There  is  no  such 
thing  as  a  bad  boat  on  Windermere. 
The  SNAIL  herself  would  have  been 
in  the  superlative  on  the  pond  in 
your  "  policy ;"  but  we  entreat  you 
just  to  cast  your  eye  on  these  wher- 
ries. You  are  a  Cockney,we  presume, 
and  you  talk  of  the  Thames.    Why, 
that  craft  there — lying  on  the  green- 
sward— in  Mr  Colinson's  field  yon- 
der— with  her  bottom  in  the  sun- 
shine— for  she  is  about  to  get  a  soap- 
ing— some  call  her  the  Nonpareil, 
and  .some  the  Grashopper — Billy's 
deaf  nephew's  chef  d'ceuvre  —  and 
he  is  the  lad  to  lay  a  plank — if  pull- 
ed by  the  Stewartsons,  we  would 
back  for  fifty  against  any  thing  at  any 
of  the   Stairs,  and  you  -may  take 
Campbell  and  Williams    for    your 
skulls.      We   remember    the    first 
Thames  wherry  that  ever  shewed 
her   rowlocks   in  Bowness  Bay  — 
and  did  not  Will  Garnett  and  our- 
selves give  her  the  go-by  like  wink- 
ing round  the  rock  of  Pull-wyke,  in 
Cowan's  Swift?    But  that  is  an  old 
story — and  the  famous  Swift  was  the 
precursor  of  a  race  of  Rapids  that 
now  shoot  like  sunbeams  along  the 
Lake. 

If  you  are  so  fortunate  as  to  be 
yet  a  bachelor,  take  a  wherry  or  a 
skiff — if  a  Benedick,  then  embark 
with  Betsy  and  the  brats  in  that  bum- 
boat,  and  Billy,  with  a  grave  face,  will 
pull  you  all  away  round  by  the  back 
of  the  Great  Island,  and  in  among  the 
small  ones,  requesting  you  with  much 
suavity  to  pay  particular  attention  to 
the  Lily  of  the  Valley,  and  ere  long 
landingyou  at  the  Ferry-house,  where 
he  can  be  assisting  at  the  tap  of  a 
new  barrel,  while  in  a  family  way 
your  worthy  woman  and  you  are 
ascending  the  hill  to  the  STATION,  co- 
vered with  laurels.  But  'tis  unne- 
cessary to  give  you  any  farther  in- 
structions— for  we  perceive  lying  in 
the  stern  a  three-year-old  number 
of  Ebony — and  you  have  only  to-  act 
over  that  "  DAY  ON  WINDERMERE." 

We  remember  a  man  in  a  coach, 
but  forget  his  face  and  name,  who,  of 
all  the  Lakes,  asserted  most  strenu- 
ously that  the  most  beautiful  was 
COMSTON.  After  a  few  miles  we 


860 

the 

en  the  crest  of  the  golden  oak 

Having  strolled,  but  not  stared, 
through  the  village, — for  quiet  steps 
should  have  quiet  eyes,  and  such 
will  see  more  in  an  hour  than  in  a 
year  a  traveller  who  behaves  like  a 
surveyor  of  window-lights,  and  looks 
at  every  domicile  as  if  he  were  going 
to  tax— nay,  to  surcharge  it — step 
up  to  the  hill  behind  the  school- 
house,  and  ask  your  own  stilled  or 
stirred  heart  what  it  thinks  of  Win- 
dermere, 
"  Wooded  Winandermere,  the  river  lake !" 

That  is  a  line  of  our  own ;  and  we 
cannot  help  feeling,  even  at  this  dis- 
tance, that  it  is  characteristic.  All 
the  islands  you  see  lie  together,  as 
if  they  loved  one  another,  and  that 
part  of  the  Mere  which  is  their  birth- 
place. No  wonder.  Saw  ye  ever 
such  points  and  promontories — capes 
and  headlands — and,  above  all,  such 
bays  ?  In  lovelier  undulations  lay  not 
the  lands,  where 

"  Southward  through  Eden  went  a  river 
large," 

than  the  banks  and  braes  of  WINDER- 
MERE,  from  Fell-foot  to  Brathay ;  but 
the  spirit  of  beauty  seems  concen- 
trated between  Storrs  and  Calgarth, 
diffusing  itself  so  as  to  embrace  El- 
leray  and  Orerstead  apart  on  their 
own  happy  hills,  yet  feeling  them- 
selves, and  felt  by  others,  to  belong 
to  the  Lake  on  which  glad  would 
they  be  to  fling  their  shadows ;  and 
sometimes  they  do  so,  for  reflection 
and  refraction  are  two  beautiful  mys- 
teries, and  we  have  ourselves  twice 
seen,  with  our  own  very  eyes,  those 
happy  hills,  those  happy  houses,  and 
those  happy  horses,  and  cows,  and 
sheep,  hanging  among 

"  all  that  uncertain  heaven  received 
Into  the  bosom  of  the  steady  Lake  ;" 

but  that  miracle  must  be  rare— -in  all 
ordinary. atmospheres  those  delight- 
ful dwellings  are  out  of  the  reach  of 
that  Mirror,  which  seems  not,  in  the 
midst  of  all  the  shadowy  profusion, 
to  miss  the  loveliness  that  would  ren- 
der more  celestial  still  that  evanes- 
cent world  of  enchantment. 

After  Christopher  North,  the  best 
guide  on  Windermere,  unquestion- 
ably, is  Billy  Balmer.  But  Billy  can 
not,  any  more  than  a  bird,  be  at  abov 


1832.] 


Christopher  at  the  Lakes.     Flight  First. 


became  curious  to  know  the  reason 
of  his  passionate  predilection  for 
that  respectable  sheet  of  water — 
when,  putting  his  mouth  close  to 
our  ear,  he  enunciated  in  a  low  but 
distinct  and  confidential  whisper — 
"  Char  !  Sir !  Oh  !  those  incompa- 
rable Char !  They  are  the  fish  for 
my  money,  sir — Oh  !  Char  I  Char ! 
Char !" 

But,  independently  even  of  Char ! 
Char !  Char !  CONISTON  is  a  good 
Lake.  Nay,  the  fundamental  fea- 
tures of  the  OLD  MAN  of  the  Moun- 
tains, especially  when  seen  at  sun- 
rise, may  be  safely  said  to  be  su- 
blime. But  you  must  forget  Win- 
dermere,  before  you  can  feel  this 
her  sister  Lake  to  be  very  beautiful, 
and  you  never  will  for  a  moment 
suppose  them  Twins.  It  is  easy, 
however,  to  forget  Windermere ;  for 
the  divinest  things  of  earth  are  those 
of  which,  in  ordinary  moods,  the 
soul  soonest  loses  hold  ,•  so,  having 
crost  the  FERRY,  lay  yourself  back 
in  the  corner  of  your  carriage,  and 
smoke  a  cigar.  In  a  few  minutes 
your  mind,  will  be  in  a  mood  of 
amiable  and  equable  composure,  al- 
most approaching  stupidity ;  and  by 
the  time  you  reach  HAWKSHEAD  you 
will  be  a  fit  companion  for  the  man 
in  the  boat,  and  may  be  croaking  in 
soliloquy— Char  !  Char !  Char  !  The 
country  between  the  Ferry-house 
and  Hawkshead  is  of  the  most  plea- 
sant and  lively  character — not  un- 
like an  article  in  Maga — full  of  ups 
and  downs — here  smooth  and  culti- 
vated— there  rough  and  rocky — pas- 
ture alternating  with  corn-fields,  ca- 
priciously as  one  might  think,  but 
for  good  reasons  known  to  them- 
selves— cottages  single,  or  in  twos 
and  threes,  naturally  desirous  to  see 
what  is  stirring,  keep  peeping  over 
their  neatly-railed  front-gardens  at 
the  gentleman  in  a  yellow  post-chay 
— and  as  he  thrusts  his  head  out  of 
the  window  to  indulge  in  a  final  spit 
that  might  challenge  America,  his 
sense  of  beauty  is  suddenly  -kin- 
dled by  the  sight  of  sweet  ESTH- 
WAITE,  whose  lucid  waters  have,  all 
unknown  to  that  lover  of  the  pic- 
turesque, been  for  a  quarter  of  a  mile 
reflecting  his  vehicle,  and  the  small 
volume  of  cigar- smoke  ever  and  anon 
puffed  forth  as  he  moves  along  among 
the  morning  reek  of  the  stationary 
cottages.  Nothing  pleasanter  than 


861 

"  A  momentary  sliock  of  mild  surprise  j" 
and  our  traveller  becomes  at  once 
poetical  on  the  stately  church-tower 
of  the  clustering  village,  bethinking 
himself  fancifully  of  Hen  and  Chick- 
ens. Perhaps  it  is  market-day  morn- 
ing ;  and  the  narrow  streets  are  made 
almost  impassable  by  bevies  of  moun- 
tain nymphs,  sweet  liberties,  with 
cheeks  lovely  bright  as  the  roses  that 
are  now  letting  slip  the  few  unmelt- 
ed  dewdrops  from  the  glow-heaps 
clustering  in  the  eye  of  nature  around 
the  now  lifeless  porch  of  many  a 
mountain-dwelling,  deserted  at  dawn, 
but  to  be  refilled  with  mirth  and  mu- 
sic at  meridian;  for  all  purchases  of 
household  gear  are  over  long  before 
dinner-time.  This  is  not  Hawkshead 
Fair,  and  there  is  no  dance  at  even- 
ing ;  nay,  man  and  wife  are  already 
jogging  homewards,  in  the  good  old 
fashion,  on  long-backed  Dobbin  ; 
lasses  are  tripping  over  bank  and 
brae,  unaccompanied  by  their  sweet- 
hearts j  and  shrill  laughter  is  wafted 
away  into  the  coppice  woods  by  the 
wicked,  that  is,  innocent  gypsies,  as 
they  fling  a  kiss  to  you,  enamoured 
Cockney,  wheeling  along  at  the  rate 
of  eight  miles  an  hour,  and  fifteen 
pence  a  mile,  thereby  shewing  you 
how  much  dearer  to  their  hearts  than 
man's  love  at  times  is  woman's 
friendship.  The  Lancashire  Witches! 
What's  here !  'Tis  a  profound  abyss 
— and  for  a  little  while  you  see  nought 
distinctly — only  a  confused  glimmer 
of  dim  objects,  that,  as  you  continue 
to  gaze,  grow  into  fields,  and  hedge- 
rows, and  single  trees,  and  clumps,and 
groves,  and  woods,  and  houses  send- 
ing up  unwavering  smoke-wreaths, 
and  cattle  in  pastures  green  as  eme- 
rald,allbusy  atlong-protracted  break- 
fast, and  people  moving  about  at  la- 
bour or  at  leisure,  an  indolent  and  an 
industrious  world — and  lo !  now  that 
your  eyes,  soon  familiarized  with  the 
unexpected  spectacle,  have  put  forth 
their  full  power  of  vision,  distinguish- 
able from  all  the  material  beauty, 
serenely  smiles  towards  you,  as  if  to 
greet  the  stranger,  the  almost  imma- 
terial being  of  an  isleless  Lake  ! 

That  is  CONISTON.  Now  that  you 
see  the  Lake,  for  a  while  you  see 
nothing  else— nothing  but  the  pure 
bright  water  and  the  setting  of  its  sil- 
van shores.  So  soothed  is  the  eye, 
that  the  eye  itself  is  the  same  as  one's 
very  soul.  Seeing  is  happiness ;  and 


Christopher  at  the  Lakes.     Flight  First. 


862 

the  whole  day  is  felt  to  be,  as  Words- 
worth finely  says, 

"  One  of  those  heavenly  days  that  cannot 

die." 

Never-never  may  it  pass  away— so 
profound  the  peace,  that  it  is  belie- 
ved in  the  spirit's  bliss  to  be  immor- 
tal— the  heavens  are  more  heavenly 
in  those  mysterious  depths  —  more 
celestially  calm  the  clouds  hang  there 
unapproachable  to  sky-borne  airs—- 
alas! alas!  the  whole  world  of  ima- 
gination is  gone  in  a  moment,  and  as 
a  gust  goes  sughing  over  the  gloom 
that  blackens  above"  the  bed  of  fugi- 
tive lustre,  you  think  of  the  man  in 
the  coach,  without  face  or  name,  and 
cry  with  that  sagest  of  bagmen, — 
"  Char  is  the  fish  for  my  money — 
char  !  char  !  char !" 

And  you  have  them  potted  to 
breakfast — nay,  not  only  potted  — 
but  one  "  larger  than  the  largest 
size"  fried— while  his  flesh  of  pink 
or  crimson — we  confuse  the  names 
of  colours,  but  not  the  colours 
themselves— blushes  like  the  dawn- 
ing of  morn  through  the  cloudlike 
skin-flakes  that,  not  only  edible,  but 
delicious,  browned  and  buttered, 
make  part  and  portion  of  a  feast 
such  as  Neptune  never  granted  to 
Apicius,  though  that  insatiate  Ro- 
man caused  search  for  fish  all  the 
bosom-secrets  of  the  finny  sea. 

The  Inn  at  Coniston  Waterhead  is 
a  pleasant  Inn.  Sitting  in  this  par- 
lour one  might  almost  imagine  him- 
self in  the  cabin  of  a  ship,  moored  in 
some  lovely  haven  of  some  isle  in 
the  South  Seas.  But  a  truce  to 
fancy—and  let  this  brawny  boat- 
man, with  breast  like  the  back  of 
an  otter,  row  us  down  the  Lake, 
while  we  keep  poring  on  the  break- 
ing air-bells,  and  listening  to  the 
clank  and  the  clank's  echo  of  the 
clumsiest  couple  of  oars  that  were 
ever  stuck  on  pins,  and  which,  if 
found  lying  by  themselves  in  a  wood, 
would  puzzle  the  most  ingenious  to 
conjecture  what  end  in  this  world 
they  might  have  been  designed  by 
art  or  nature  to  serve — for  not  a 
man  in  a  million  would  suspect 
them  to  be  oars.  Yet  the  barge, 
glad  to  have  got  rid  of  some  tons  of 
slate,  by  those  muscular  arms  is  pro- 
look  !  how  the  Inn  has  retired  with 
all  its  sycamores  far  back  in  among 
the  mountains.  Here  is  an  old  al- 
manack—let us  see  who  were  minis- 


[June, 


ters  during  that  year.  Poo  !  poo  ! 
a  set  of  sumphs.  Over  the  many 
thousand  names  pompously  printed 
on  these  pages,  and  not  a  few  enno- 
bled by  numerals,  setting  forth  the 
amount  of  their  pensions,  and  by 
italics  telling  the  dignity  of  their  of- 
fices, the  eye  wanders  in  vain  that  it 
may  fix  itself  on  that  of  one  truly 
great  man ! 

Or,  shall  we  peruse  some  poetry 
we  have  in  our  pocket?  No,  no- 
print  cannot  bear  comparison  with 
those    lines    of   light,    scintillating 
from  shore  to  shore,  drawn  by  the 
golden  fingers  of  the  sun,  the  most 
illustrious  of  authors,  setting  but  to 
outshine  himself,  and  on  every  reap- 
pearance as  popular  as  before,  though 
Dan  repeats  himself  more  audacious- 
ly than  Sir  Walter.     All  we  have  to 
do  is  to  keep   our   eyes  open ;   at 
least  not  to  fall  quite  asleep.    If  the 
senses  slumber  not,  neither  will  the 
soul,  and  broad  awake  will  they  be 
together,    though    dim   apparently, 
and  still  as  death.     Images  enter  of 
themselves  into  the  spirit's  sanctuary 
through  many  mysterious  avenues 
which    misery  alone   shuts  up,  or 
converts  into  blind  alleys;  but  no 
obstruction  impedes  their  entrance 
when  filled  with  the  air  of  joy,  and 
they  wend  their  way  to  the  brain, 
which  sends  notice  of  their  arrival 
to  the  sentiments  slumbering  in  the 
heart.  Then  all  the  chords  of  our  be- 
ing are  in  unison,  and  life  is  music. 
But  who  would  have  thought  it  ?  we 
are  at  the  very  foot  of  the  Lake — and 
suppose  we  send  back  our  barge  to 
order  dinner  at  six,  which  most  un- 
accountably we  forgot  to  do — that 
char  must  have  been  at  the  bottom 
of  our    forgetfulness— and    stretch 
our  legs  a  bit  by  a  walk  up  Conis- 
ton-water,    by    the    eastern   shore. 
You  may  take  the  western,  if  you 
choose — but    stop    a    bit — let   our 
barge  gather  the  shore,  and  take  us 
in  again  at  any  point  at  the  waving 
of  a  signal — so  that  we  may  thus 
command  the  choice  of  both  banks — 
beginning  with  yonder  rocky  knoll 
above  Nibthwaite — that  most  rural  of 
villages  and  farms — for  from  it,  and 
several    eminences  beyond  it,   the 
Coniston  mountains  are  seen  in  full 
glory  and  grandeur.     Nobody   can 
calculate  the  effects  of  a  few  pro- 
montories.    From  some  places  the 
shores  of  this  Lake  look  common- 
place enough ;  almost  straight — and 


1832.] 


Christopher  at  the  Lakes.    Flight  First. 


you  long  for  something  to  break  the 
tame  expanse  of  water.  But  here — 
are  you  not  surprised  and  delighted 
to  see  those  two  promontories  pro- 
jecting finely  and  boldly  across  the 
Lake,  changing  its  whole  character 
from  monotony  into  variety  infinite, 
while  two  simple  lines  seem  to  alter 
the  position  of  the  far-off  mountains  ? 
The  broadest  is  our  favourite — ter- 
minated nobly  by  steep  rocks,  and 
wearing  a  diadem  of  woods.  We 
have  seen  them  both  insulated — and 
a  stranger  seeing  them  for  the  first 
time  when  the  lake  was  high,  would 
doubt  not  that  they  were  permanent 
islands. 

But  they  are  bedimmed  by  the 
shadows  of  those  large  clouds  which 
seem  to  be  dropping  a  few  hints  of 
thunder ;  and  see !  my  dear  boy ! 
beyond  them,  another  far-projecting 
promontory  lifting  up  its  two  emi- 
nences in  the  sunshine,  and  forming 
a  noble  bay,  itself  a  lake.  In  five  mi- 
nutes you  might  believe  you  were 
looking  at  another  Mere.  Ah !  we  re- 
member poor  dear  Green's  vivid  de- 
scription of  the  scene  now  before 
our  eyes,  in  those  two  volumes  of 
his — labours  of  love — in  which  he 
has  said  a  few  kind  words  of  almost 
every  acre  in  the  three  counties. 
"  The  water  here  is  pleasantly  em- 
bayed, and  Peel  Island,  beyond  which 
little  of  the  lake  is  seen,  stretches 
boldly  towards  the  western  shore, 
beyond  which  green  fields,  rocks, 
woods,  and  scatterings  of  trees,  har- 
moniously diluting  into  pretty  dera- 
tions, are  seen — a  few  fishermen's 
cottages  and  farmhouses  give  life  to 
the  scene;  above  which,  an  awful 
elevation,  you  see  the  Man-Moun- 
tain, or,  as  it  is  more  frequently  call- 
ed, the  Old  Man,  beyond  which  is  the 
summit  of  the  greater  Carrs,  which, 
with  Enfoot  on  the  right,  and  Dove 
Crag  on  the  left,  are  the  principal 
features  of  this  admirable  range ;" — 
and  heavens  and  earth  what  colour- 
ing !  Nor  Claude  nor  Poussin  ever 
worshipped  such  an  "  aerial  me- 
dium." We  think  we  hear  the  spirit 
of  the  enthusiastic  artist  whisper  in 
our  ears  his  own  impassioned  words 
— "  Hills  and  rocks,  woods  and  trees, 
and  the  haunts  of  men,  by  the  all- 
clarifying  rays  of  the  sun,  are  drag- 
ged from  purple  obscurity,  andpaint- 
ed  in  burnished  gold." 

Looking  long    on  water  always 


863 

makes  us  exceedingly  sleepy;  and 
we  have  our  suspicions — shrewd 
ones — that  we  have  been  taking  a  nap 
on  this  knoll — a  siesta  beneath  the  sy- 
camores. Nothing  so  good  for  a  rou- 
ser  as  a  range  of  mountains.  As  the 
eye  traverses  them,  the  limbs  feel  as 
if  they  clomb,  and  the  whole  man 
like  a  shepherd  starting  from  slum- 
ber in  his  plaid  to  seek  the  sheep- 
paths  on  the  greensward  that  sweeps 
round  the  bases  of  the  hawk-haunted 
cliffs.  The  Char  of  Coniston— let 
the  anonymous  man  in  the  coach, 
without  any  particular  expression  of 
face,  say  what  he  will — are  less  il- 
lustrious than  her  mountains.  They 
belong  to  her,  and  she  to  them — and 
whom  God  hath  joined  not  all  the 
might  of  man  may  sunder.  She  is 
wedded,  for  ever  and  aye,  to  her  own 
OLD  MAN  ;  and  bright  and  beauteous 
bride  though  she  seem  to  be — not 
yet  out  of  her  teens — 'tis  thousands 
of  years  ago  since  their  union  was 
consummated  during  an  earthquake. 

And  must  we  confess  that  Conis- 
ton may  bear  comparison  even  with 
Windermere  ?  She  may ;  else  had 
not  the  image — the  idea  of  the  Queen 
of  Lakes  now  painted  itself  on  the 
retina  of  our  eye-soul,  till  our  heart 
beat  within  our  bosom,  as  if  we  were 
but  three-and-twenty,  and  over  head 
and  ears  in  love  with  some  angel. 
Such  comparisons  are  celestial.  And 
out  of  two  Lakes  arises  a  third,  a 
perfect  Poem,  which,  the  moment 
the  Reform  Bill  is  Burked,  we  shall 
assuredly  publish,  and  forthwith  take 
our  place  with  Thomson  and  Words- 
worth, with  our  heads  striking  the 
stars. 

Each  Lake  hath  its  promontories, 
that,  every  step  you  walk,  every  stroke 
you  row,  undergo  miraculous  meta- 
morphoses, accordant  to  the  "  change 
that  comes  o'er  the  spirit  of  your 
dream,"  as  your  imagination  glances 
again  over  the  transfigured  moun- 
tains. Each  Lake  hath  its  Bays  of 
Bliss,  where  might  ride  at  her  moor- 
ings, made  of  the  stalks  of  water- 
lilies,  the  Fairy  Bark  of  a  spiritual 
life.  Each  Lake  hath  its  hanging 
terraces  of  immortal  green,  that, 
along  her  shores  run  glimmering  far 
down  beneath  the  superficial  sun- 
shine, when  the  Poet  in  his  becalmed 
canoe  among  the  lustre  could  fondly 
swear  by  all  that  is  most  beautiful 
on  earth,  in  air,  and  in  water,  that 


Christopher  at  the  Lakes.    Flight  First. 


864 

these  Three  are  One,  blended  as  they 
arc  by  the  interfusing  spirit  of  hea- 
venly peace.  Each  Lake  hath  its  en- 
chantments, too,  belonging  to  this 
our  mortal,  our  human  world — the 
dwelling-places,  beautiful  to  see,  of 
virtuous  poverty,  in  contentment  ex- 
ceeding rich — whose  low  roofs  are 
reached  by  roses  spontaneously 
springing  from  the  same  soil  that 
yields  to  strenuous  labour  the  sus- 
tenance of  a  simple  life.  Each  Lake 
hath  its  Halls,  as  well  as  its  huts — 
its  old  hereditary  halls  (Coniston 
Hall!  Calgarth  Hall!  seats  of  the 
Le  Flemings  and  the  Phillipsons,  in 
their  baronial  pride!)  solemn  now, 
and  almost  melancholy,  among  the 
changes  that  for  centuries  have  been 
imperceptibly  stealing  upon  the  a- 
bodes  of  prosperous  men — but  merry 
of  yore,  at  all  seasons  of  the  year,  as 
groves  in  spring;  nor  ever  barred 
your  hospitable  doors,  that,  in  the 
flinging  aside,  grated  no  "harsh  thun- 
der," but  almost  silent,  smiled  the 
stranger  in,  like  an  opening  made 
by  some  gentle  wind  into  the  glad 
sky  among  a  gloom  of  clouds. 

Now,  as  that  honest  Jack  Tar.  said 
of  the  scenery  of  the  stage  on  which 
Parry's  crew  got  up  plays,  when 
snugly  benighted  for  months  in  their 
good  ship  among  the  polar  snow — 
"  I  call  that  philosophy."  And  its 
principle  should  be  applied  to  all 
criticism  of  character — conduct — 
countenance — figure — and  the  Fine 
Arts.  You  have  two  friends,  and 
you  hear  their  respective  merits  dis- 
cussed in  a  mixed  company — which 
has  always  a  decided  leaning  to  the 
censorious.  The  euloglums  on  the 
good  qualities  of  the  one  are  mani- 
festly meant  for  libels  on  the  suppo- 
sed bad  or  indifferent  qualities  of  the 
other  ;  and,  by  and  by,  certain  virtues 
of  the  other,  or  pretty  points  in  his 
character,  are  enlarged  on  with  ac- 
companying candid  admissions,  that, 
on  taking  into  account  not  a  little 
vicious  or  repulsive  about  the  one, 
there  is  not  much  to  choose  between 
the  two — and  thus  you  leave  off  with 
an  equally  poor  opinion  of  Damon 
and  Pythias.  The  talk  turns  upon 
two  pretty  girls — rival  beauties;  and 
an  elderly  gentleman  so  plays  off  the 
face  of  Phyllis  against  the  figure  of 
Medora,  that  the  only  conclusion  to 
be  legitimately  drawn  from  his  pre- 
mises is,  that  the  one  is  a  dowdy, 


[June, 


and  the  other  a  rantipole.  Or  the 
prosing  is  about  a  pair  of  poets ;  and 
a  pompous  person,  with  the  appear- 
ance of  a  sub-editor,  perpetrates  such 
an  elaborate  parallel,  proving  that 
one  bard  has  no  taste  and  the  other 
no  genius,  that  you  begin  to  be  per- 
plexed with  the  most  fearful  suspi- 
cions that  neither  of  them  has  either, 
and  are  obliged  at  last  to  set  both 
down  as  a  brace  of  blockheads.  The 
truth  being,  all  the  while,  that  Damon 
and  Pythias  are  not  only  faithful 
friends,  but  famous  fellows ;  that 
Phyllis  and  Medora  are  equally  god- 
desses— this  the  Venus  Anadyomene, 
and  that  the  Medicean  ;  and  that  the 
poets,  who  had  come  insuch  question- 
able shapes  thatyou  felt  inclined  to  cut 
them,  were  Spenser  and  Wordsworth, 
whom  you  now  see  sometimes  sailing, 
sometimes  rowing  in  the  same  boat — 
and  sometimes,  without  aid  of  sheet 
or  oar,  dropping  down  the  river  with 
the  tide,  each  in  his  own  vessel,  and 
casting  anchor  together  amicably  off 
the  Nore,  where,  in  the  distance,  they 
loom  like  Four-deckers. 

We  are  sorry  that  we  cannot  j  oin  the 
dinner-party  at  the  New  Inn,  Conis- 
ton Waterhead,  being  engaged  at  Pen- 
ny-bridge; but  before  seeing  you  into 
your  barge,  which  is  crawling  along 
there  like  a  crocodile,  and  now  that 
we  have  hailed  her,  rushing  like  a 
rhinoceros,  we  shall  advise  you  how 
to  spend  the  afternoon  and  the  even- 
ing. Stroll  into  Yewdale  and  Til- 
berth  waite — and  without  a  guide. 
The  main-road  is  easily  lost  and  easi- 
ly found ;  and  it  is  delightful  to  di- 
verge— as  you  dauner  alang — into 
tributary  paths,  some  of  them  almost 
as  wide  as  the  main  current,  which 
in  truth  is  but  narrowish,  and  still 
retaining  marks  of  the  wood-cart- 
wheels, or  the  cars  of  the  charcoal- 
burners — and  others  slender  as  if 
made — which  is  probably  the  case- 
by  hares  limping  along  at  dawn  or 
evening — and  leading  you  sometimes 
into  a  greenery  of  glade,  and  some- 
times into  a  bloomery  of  sweet-bri- 
ars, and  sometimes  into  a  brownery 
beneath  an  aged  standard's  shade, 
where,  lying  down  on  the  moss,  you 
may  dream  yourself  into  a  Druid. 

True,  that  a  rivulet  winds  through 
Yewdale;  but  as  you  have  lately 
been  rather  gouty,  and  are  still  sorne- 
Avhat  rheumatic,  pray  plunge  in,  and 
you  will  seldom  find  the  water  much 


183-2.] 


Christopher  at  the  Lake's.     Flight  First. 


865 


above  the  waistband  of  your  express- 
ibles — breeches.  Mild  as  milk  flows 
the  soothing  stream — in  temperature 
so  nearly  the  same  as  the  summer 
air,  that  ere  you  are  half  across,  you 
know  not,  but  by  the  pressure  on 
your  knees,  that  you  are  in  the  wa- 
ter. What  has  become  of  you,  my 
friend  ?  Abuse  not  the  bank  for  be- 
ing treacherous — it  has  violated  no 
trust — broken  no  promise  ;  but  the 
beautiful  brown  gravel, 
"  Mild  as  the  plumage  on  the  pheasant's 

breast," 

has  been  hanging  by  a  precarious 
tenure  over  that  "  shelving  plum" — 
as  says  that  old  Scottish  ballad  of 
the  Mermaid — and  you  are  suddenly 
in  her  embraces.  And  now  that  you 
rise  to  the  surface,  we  assure  you  on 
our  word  of  honour,  that  never  be- 
fore saw  we  you  so  like  a  salmon — beg 
your  pardon — an  otter.  Nankeens  in 
less  than  no  time  dry  in  the  sun- 
shine. At  present  you  are  yellow 
as  ochre — but  by  and  by  will  be 
whitish  as  of  yore ;  you  are  drying 
visibly  to  the  naked  eye ;  why,  you 
are  like  a  very  wild-drake  who  flaps 
himself  out  from  the  tarn,  and  up 
into  the  air — crying  Quack,  quack, 
quack — as  merrily  as  a  moistened 
horn  sounding  a  reveillie  ! 

Yewdale  is  but  a  small  place — a 
swallow,  all  the  while  catching  flies, 
could  circle  it  in  two  minutes— that 
hawk — do  you  see  him — has  shot 
through  it  in  one — but  then  it  is  inter- 
sected by  all  the  lines  of  beauty,  and 
circumscribed  by  all  the  lines  of  gran- 
deur. We  have  a  sketch-book — of 
some  threescore  pages — filled  with 
views  of  Yewdale — and  they  might 
be  multiplied  by  threescore — nor 
yet  contain  a  tithe  of  its  enchant- 
ments. Walk  for  a  few  seconds 
with  your  eyes  shut,  and  on  opening 
them,  you  find  they  are  kaleido- 
scopes. The  houses  are  very  few  in 
number,  but  virtually  many ;  and 
seem  to  have  not  only  sloping  but  sli- 
ding roofs.  You  create  new  cottages 
at  every  step  out  of  the  old  materials 
— yet  they  all  in  succession  wear 
the  grey  or  green  garb  of  age,  or  hoary 
are  they  in  an  antiquity  undecay- 
ed ;  and  when  the  sunshine  smites 
them,  cheerful  look  they  in  their  so- 
lemnity among  younger  dwellings, 
like  sages  smiling  on  striplings,  and 
in  their  lifefulness  forgetting  all 
thoughts  and  feelings  that  appertain 


to  death.  So  for  trees — you  see  at 
once  that  every  sycamore-clump  is 
cotemporary  with  its  cottage — 
here  and  there  among  the  coppice- 
woods,  a  noble  single  stem  has  been 
suffered  to  wear  his  crown  sacred 
from  the  woodman's  axe — tortuous 
and  grotesque  shoots  the  ash  from 
the  clefts  of  the  rocks,  long  ago  in- 
capable of  being  pollarded— beloved 
by  bjackbirds,  the  bright  holly  beats 
his  yew-brother  black  and  blue — 
and  the  pensile  birch— say  not  that 
she  weeps — looks  on  the  gloaming 
like  a  veiled  nun — as  we  in  mid-day 
do  like  a  ninny  for  saying  so—for 
the  truth  is,  that  she  is  the  mother  of 
a  fair  family  at  her  feet,  at  this  mo- 
ment waving  their  hair  in  the  sun- 
shine, on  a  small  plot  of  greensward 
inaccessible  to  the  nibbling  of  sheep, 
hare,  or  cony,  but  free  to  the  visit 
of  the  uninjuring  bee,  that  steals 
ere  sunrise  but  the  honey-dew  that 
sparkles  on  the  fragrant  tresses.  In 
spite  of  the  associations  connected 
with  some  of  our  earliest  and  most 
painful  impressions,  we  all  of  us 
love  the  birch — and  especially  poets 
— though  of  all  children  that  ever 
were  fathers  of  men — they  bear,  in 
general,such  impressions  the  deepest, 
and  could  exhibit,  if  need  were,  their 
most  ineffaceable  traces ! 

Of  Tiiberthwaite,  again,  "  much 
might  be  said  on  both  sides,"  espe- 
cially the  right,  as  you  walk  up  it  from 
Yewdale.  We  prefer  it  to  the  Pass 
over  the  Simplon — just  as  we  prefer 
a  miniature  picture  of  the  Swiss  Gi- 
antess to  the  giantess  herself — an 
eyeful  for  one  to  an  armful  for  ten. 
Our  mind  and  its  members  are,  like 
our  body  and  its  members,  but  of 
moderate  dimensions — its  arms  are 
unfit  for  a  vast  embrace.  No  woman 
in  humble  life  should  be  above  five 
feet  five,  and  a  mountain  ought  to  be 
in  the  same  proportion ;  what  that  is 
we  leaveyou  to  discover  who  have  not 
yet  been  in  Tiiberthwaite.  The  rule  to 
go  by  with  respect  to  a  precipice  is, 
that  it  be  sufficiently  high  to  ensure 
any  living  thing  being  dashed  into 
nothing,  in  the  event  of  falling  from 
summit  to  base  j  but  not  so  high  as 
to  make  it  impossible  for  ordinary 
optics  to  see  the  commencement  of 
the  catastrophe.  For  these  purposes, 
we  should  think  fifteen  hundred  feet 
an  adequate  height;  particularly  with 
a  rocky  bottom.  Hawks  and  kite*> 


866 

command  cliffs  of  that  class,  as  they 
shoot  and  shriek  across  the  chasms, 
or  soaring  above  them  all,  look  down 
into  the  cataracted  abysses  from  their 
circles  in  the  sky.  But  when  the  rocky 
range  is  loftier  far,  to  you  who  look 
up  like  a  mouse  from  below,  they 
seem  like  sparrows — or  the  specks 
evanish.  True  that  an  Eagle  re- 
quires—demands three  thousand  feet 
at  the  lowest — but  the  Royal  is  a 
reasonable  Bird,  and  is  as  well  satis- 
fied with  his  eyrie  on  Benevis  as  on 
Chimborazo.  The  Condor  can  cry 
where  you  could  not  sneeze — can 
live  for  ages  where  you  could  not 
breathe  an  instant — can  shoot  swift- 
er horizontally  when  forty  thou- 
sand feet  high,  than  you  could  drop 
dead  by  decades  down  to  the  highest 
habitation  of  men  above  the  level  of 
the  sea.  But  the  Condor  is  a  vulture. 
We  love  him  not — though  he  was 
the  Roc,  no  doubt,  of  the  Arabian 
Nights,  and  of  Sinbad  the  Sailor. 

Try  Tilberthwaite,  then,  by  the 
Test  Act,  and  few  places  indeed 
will  be  found  superior  for  the  pur- 
poses of  poetry.  You  feel  yourself 
well  shut  out  and  in  among  cliff  and 
cloud;  and  though  a  cheerful  and 
chatty  companion  when  the  "  glass 
is  at  fair"— is  he,  the  rivulet— "down 
by  yonder,"  in  some  of  whose  pools 
no  angler  ever  let  drop  a  fly — yet,  after 
a  night's  rain,  he  is  an  ugly  customer, 
and  would  make  no  bones  of  a  bridge. 
By  and  by  there  is  an  end  of  preci- 
pices ;  and  you  get  in  among  heights 
all  covered  with  coppice-wood  mag- 
nificently beautiful ;  ever  and  anon 
the  vast  debris  shot  from  slate- 
quarries,  still  working,  or  worked 
out,  giving  a  chaotic  character  to  the 
solitude. 

Some  people  will,  on  no  account 
whatever,  if  they  can  help  it,  return 
the  way  they  came ;  and  such,  hav- 
ing once  turned  their  backs  on  Co- 
niston,  will  pass  through  Tilberth- 
waite, impatient  to  get  into  little 
Langdale,  half-forgetful  of  all  the 
grandeur  and  the  loveliness  they 
have  ungratefully  left  behind  among 
the  woods  and  rocks.  But  you  are 
not  people  of  that  character;  so 
right-about-face,  and  back  with  the 
wind  in  your  bosom — how  delicious ! 
— along  the  same  five  multitudi- 
nous miles,  "  alike,  but  oh !  how  dif- 
ferent!" enjoying  the  long  gloaming 
.—till  again  the  Lake  of  Coniston 


Christopher  at  the  Lakes.    Flight  First. 


[June, 


lios  before  you  in  undazzling  lustre, 
and,  looking  upwards  in  your  hap- 
piness, you  behold  rising  without  a 
halo  the  bright  Queen  of  Night ! 

"  Early  to  bed,  and  early  to  rise, 
Is  the  way  to  be  healthy,  wealthy,  and 
wise." 

And  you  are  up  next  morning  at  four. 
A  cup  of  coffee,  made  in  a  moment 
of  a  tea-spoonful  of  Essence,  and  a 
biscuit,  and  you  are  broad  awake, 
and  fit  to  face  the  mountains.  You 
set  out  to  walk  up  towards  heaven, 
as  if  to  meet  the  sun. 

The   OLD   MAN   expects  you  to 
breakfast — SEATHWAITE  Chapel  to 
dinner — and  supper  will  be  ready 
for  you  in  the  parlour,  where  you 
have   slept  on  a  sofa-bed.     For  a 
mile  you  pace  the  lovely  level  of  the 
lake,  and  then,  leaving  the  church  and 
bridge  of  Coniston,  you  commence 
the  ascent  to  LEVERS  WATER.     The 
road  is  steep  and  irregular ;  and  ere- 
long, on  turning  round,  you  will  dis- 
cern,  beyond   the    lake,  stretching 
westward  from   the  mouth  of  the 
river  Leven,  a  long  stripe  of  sea. 
The  copper-mines  are  passed,  and 
in  an  hour  or  so — after  having  mas- 
tered easily  about  two  miles  of  as- 
cent— you  reach  the  north  side  of 
Levers  Water,  a  tarn  that  is  justly 
proud  of  its  rocks.    From  it  there  is 
a  road  to  Low  Water,  a  little  lake 
just  under  the  Old  Man;   and  the 
devil's  own  road  it  is — only  more 
difficult  to   find.     But  to-day   you 
have  a  guide  with  you ;  and  in  about 
half  an  hour  you  bathe  your  fore- 
head in  the  liquid  gloom.   We  know- 
not  how  it  is  with  you,  but  in  ascend- 
ing long  rough  steeps  we  are  very 
sulky ;  silence  is  then  with  us  the 
order  of  the  day,  and  we  set  down 
him  who  breaks  it  by  interrogatory 
— ejaculations  are  venial— a  block- 
head for  life.    Two  great  slate  quar- 
ries, east  and  west  of  the  Old  Man, 
are  seen  near  its  summit,  and  from 
Low  Water  the  guide  will  conduct 
you  to  the  eastern  one,  and  thence 
to  the  top  of  the  Man.     We  know 
not  if  either  be  worked  now;  the 
western  quarry  has  been  silent  for 
fifty  years— and  its  brother  may  have 
given  up  the  ghost.    Green,  in  a  few 
words,  gives  the  character  of  such 
a  place :  "  It  was  then  in  high  work- 
ing-condition— it  was  one  grand  scene 
of  tinkling  animation,  noisy  concus- 


1832.] 


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867 


sion,  and  thundering  explosion.  But 
now  all  is  at  rest ;  the  aspiring  cliff 
has  tumbled  to  the  area,  and  inva- 
ded it  with  rubbish  so  ponderous  as 
to  make  all  future  attempts  at  profit 
useless."  You  have  surveyed,  not 
without  awe,  these  magnificent  ex- 
cavations so  high  in  heaven,  so- 
lemn but  not  gloomy,  like  temples 
of  the  sun,  or  sacred  to  the  winds ; 
and  now,  having  reached  the  sum- 
mit, you  make  your  obeisance  to  the 
Old  Man,  and  glance  your  eyes  hur- 
riedly over  his  kingdom. 

We  have  never  been  able  to  sym- 
pathize with  the  luxury  of  that  almost 
swooning  sickness,  that  assails  the 
stranger  in  Switzerland,  some  ten  or 
twelve  thousand  feet  up  the  side  of 
Mont  Blanc,  as  the  greedy  guides 
drag  the  sumph  along  sinking  knee- 
deep  in  the  snow — nor  with  that  dif- 
ficulty of  breathing  which  alarms  the 
above  sumph  with  dread  of  his  lungs 
being  at  the  last  gasp  of  that  rarified 
air — nor  with  the  pleasure  of  bleeding 
at  nose,  ears,  and  eyes,  from  causes 
which  the  poor  philosopher  is  after- 
wards proud  to  explain — nor  with 
that  lassitude  of  soul  and  body,  which 
terminates  on  the  top  of  the  achieve- 
ment in  pitiable  prostration  of  all  his 
faculties,  or  in  a  driveling  delirium, 
in  which  the  victor  laughs  and  weeps 
like  a  born  idiot,  his  cracked  lips  co- 
vered with  sanguinary  slaver,  from 
which  no  words  escape  but  "  Poor 
Tom's  a-cold !"    Pretty  pastime  for 
a  Cockney  in  the  region  of  Eternal 
Snow  !    Commend  us,  who  are  less 
ambitious,  to  a  green  grassy  English 
mountain,  or  a  purple  he'athery  Scotch 
one,  of  such  moderate  dimensions  as 
thine— O  Coniston  Old  Man !   There 
is  some  snow,  like  soap  on  thy  beard ; 
but  thy  chin  is  a  Christian  chin — and 
that  cove  is  a  pretty  little  dimple, 
which  gives  sweetness  to  thy  smile. 
Strong  are  we  on  this  summit  as  a 
Stag — aye,  we  are  indeed  a  hearty 
old  Buck — and  there  goes  our  Crutch 
.like  a  rocket  into  the  sky.     Hurra! 
hurra  !  hurra  !    Maga  and  the  Old 
Man  for  ever !-— hurra !  hurra !  hurra ! 
The  very  first  thing  some  people 
do,  on  reaching  the  top  of  a  high 
mountain,  is  to  unfold  a  miserable 
map — and  all  maps  are  miserable, 
except  Mudge's,  which,  we  believe, 
will  be  happy — and  endeavour  to 
identify  each  spot  on  the  variegated 
scrawl,  by  reference  to  the  original. 


For  a  while  they  are  sorely  puzzled 
to  accommodate  the  cracked  canvass 
to  the  mighty  world,  nor  know  they 
whether,  in  consulting  the  lying  linen 
oracle,  they  should  insult  the  sun,  by 
turning  their  back  upon  him,  or  by 
affronting  him  in  his  pride  of  place. 
There  is  sad  confusion  for  a  long 
time  about  the  airts,  and  the  per- 
plexed "  Monarch  of  all  he  surveys" 
grossly  errs  in  his  guesses — parti- 
tioning England  anew  into  provinces, 
according  to  a  scheme  that  sets  all  an- 
cient distinctions  at  defiance.  Mean- 
while, the  poor  man,  by  poring  over 
the  provinces,  produces  a  determi- 
nation of  blood  to  the  head;  and 
alarms  his  friends  by  an  appearance 
of  apoplexy,  which,  however,  is  not 
permanent,  but  gives  way  to  a  change 
of  posture,  as  soon  as  the  topogra- 
pher has  been  lifted  to  his  feet.  The 
truth  is,  that  to  make  any  thing  of  a 
map,  on  the  top  of  a  mountain,  a  man 
must  have  been  Senior  Wrangler. 
'Tis  as  difficult  as  to  set  a  Dial  in  a 
garden— an  exploit  which,  judging 
by  the  audacious  falsehoods  of  all 
such  time-tellers,  would  appear  to  be 
impossible.  The  loss  of  time,  too, 
in  attempting  to  put  your  finger  ap- 
propriately on  the  Isle  of  Man,  can 
be  ill  afforded  on  the  top  of  a  high 
mountain,  by  a  person  whose  usual 
residence  is  far  below ;  life  is  pro- 
verbially short ;  and  to  verify  Mogg 
by  the  circumference,  would  be  the 
work,  not  of  a  day  but  a  year. 
Pocket  the  northern  counties  then  ; 
and  forget  the  wonders  of  Art  in 
those  of  Nature. 

"  My  soul  leaps  up  when  I  behold 
A  rainbow  in  the  sky  !" 

Leaps  up!  Seeing  the  beautiful 
apparition  from  below,  the  soul,  in 
the  power  of  its  love  and  joy,  is  sud- 
denly with  it  in  heaven.  But  our 
soul  needs  not  to  leap  up  now—for 
we  are  standing  in  close  connexion 
with  the  cerulean — the  celestial  con- 
cave ;  and  earth  lies  far  below  our 
feet.  Therefore,  our  soul  leaps  down 
— not  like  a  chamois — but  like  a  bird 
—and  that  bird  an  eagle, — who,  un- 
hungering  for  aught  else  but  flight, 
weighs  anchor  from  the  cliff,  and 
away — away — away — wide  over  his 
wing-commanded  world. 

How  we  glory  while  we  gaze! 
Not  in  ourselves — but  in  all  creation. 
There  is  expansion  and  elevation  of 


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Christopher  at  the  Lakes.    Fliyht  First. 


[June, 


spirit,  yet  no  pride.  Self  is  the  centre 
of  our  joy,  but  it  radiates  to  the  cir- 
cumference, shooting  out  on  all  sides 
bright  lines  of  love  over  the  bound- 
less beauty  of  earth,  till  imagination 
loses  itself  in  what  seems  the  obscure 
sublimity  of  the  far  off  uncertain 
sea.  Yes!  it  is  the  sea!  sunshine 
brightens  the  blue  deep  into  belief; 
and  God  be  with  her  on  her  voyage  ! 
Yonder  sails  a  single  ship  —  for  one 
moment  —  gone  already  —  as  white  as 
snow  !  But  as  a  blank  be  ocean  and 
all  her  isles.  And  let  us  lavish  our 
loves  on  these  lakes,  and  vales,  and 
glens,  and  plains,  and  fields  and 
meadows,  woods,  groves,  gardens, 
houses  of  man  and  of  God  —  for  con- 
spicuous yet  in  every  deep-down 
dwindled  village  is  the  white  church- 
tower—  and  the  heart  blesses  that 
one  little  solitary  chapel,  where  you 
may  see  specks  that  must  be  sheep, 
lying  in  the  burial-place,  for  there 
are  no  tombstones  there,  only  grassy 
heaps  ! 

Nine  o'  clock  o'  morning,  all  through 
the  year,  is  a  strong  hour  —  and,  be 
the  season  what  it  may,  the  best  time 
for  breakfast.  It  is  nine  now;  we 
conjecture  that  we  have  been  gazing 
half  an  hour;  so  four  hours  have 
been  consumed  in  ascending  the  Old 
Man.  You  might  ascend  him  from 
Coniston  Waterhead  in  two,  or  less, 
were  it  a  matter  of  life  or  death  ;  but 
we  have  been  graciously  permitted 
to  be  for  a  month  strollers  and  idlers 
on  the  earth  ;  and  a  long  day  of  de- 
light is  before  us,  ere  thou,  O  Sun  ! 
shalt  be  again  o'er  Langdale  Pikes 
empurpling  the  west. 
"  To-morrow  for  severer  thought—  -but 


F 


or  n. 
Jonathan  —  Long  Jonathan  —  best  of 
guides  since  old  Bobby  Partridge  died 
—  disembowel  the  haversack.  You 
are  a  great  linguist,  Jonathan  ;  you 
have  got  —  the  gift  of  tongues.  A 
HAM  !  None  of  your  minnikin  March 
chicken  for  mountain  breakfast  with 
the  Old  Man  of  Coniston  —  these  two 
are  earochs  —  alias  how-towdies  — 
and  the  colour  contrasts  well  with 
that  of  a  most  respectable  pair  of 
ducks.  A  fillet  of  veal  ?  It  is.  Per- 
haps, Jonathan,  it  may  be  prudent 
to  postpone  that  pigeon  pie.  Well, 
well,  take  your  own  way  —  put  it 
down  alongside  that  anonymous  arti- 
cle, and  distribute  bread. 


IMPRIMIS  VENKRARE  DEOS  ! 
Ere  we  commence  operations,what 
would  not  we  give  for  a  smoking 
gurgle  of  ginger-beer,  or  of  Imperial 
Pop !   Jonathan — thou  Son  of  Saul — 
are  these  stone-bottles  ?    How  Hun- 
ger exults  in  the  extinguishment  of 
Thirst!    There  are  four  of  us — we 
believe  ;  so  let  us  first  discuss  the 
cacklers  and  the  quackers — a  dimi- 
dium  to  each ;  and  thus  shall  we  be 
enabled,  perhaps,  to   look  without 
any  very  painful  impatience  on  the 
pigeon-pie;  which  we  ventured  hesi- 
tatingly to  express  an  opinion  might 
be    postponed — though    from   that 
opinion  we  retain  liberty  to  diverge, 
without  incurring  the  charge  of  apos- 
tasy, should  we  feel  reason  to  do  so 
from  the  state  of  Parties.     There  is 
no  possibility  of  being  gluttonous  on 
the  top  of  a  high  mountain.     Tem- 
perance herself  tells  you  to  take  the 
full  length  of  your  tether — to  scorn 
knife  and  fork,  and  draw  the  spawl 
of  the  how-tOAvdy  through  the  shiver- 
de-freeze  of  your  tusks.  That  tongue 
might  have  been  larger,  we  think, 
Jonathan,  without  incommoding  the 
mouth  of  the  Stot.     The  fourth  part 
of  a  tongue  has  an  insignificant  look ; 
— aye — that's  right — we  prefer  the 
root  to  the  tip.     Why,  it  tastes  like 
ham !    It  is  ham !    You  have  given 
us  ham,  Jonathan  —  but  we  pardon 
the  mistake— for  now  that  the  sur- 
prise has  subsided,  be  the  ham  West- 
moreland or  Westphalian,  a  richer 
never  bore  bristle  since  the  progeni- 
tor of  all  porkers  descended  from 
the  Ark. 

The  silence — the  stillness — is  sub- 
lime !  Broken  but  by  the  music  and 
the  motion  of  our  jaws.  Yet  they 
too,  at  intervals,  rest ;  shut — or  wide 
open  for  a  few  moments,  as  our  eyes, 
spiritually  withdrawn  from  that"ma- 
terial  breakfast,"  wander  round  the 
visionary  horizon,  or  survey  steadily 
the  lovely  landscape,  to  return  with 
keener  animation  to  the  evanescent 
scenery  immediately  under  our  nose. 
Evanescent !— for  tongue  and  to  wdies, 
ham  and  ducks,  have  disappeared ! 
The  fillet  is  fast  going  the  way  of  all 
flesh  ;  and  under  a  fortunate  star 
indeed  must  that  pigeon-pie  have 
been  baked,  if  it  escape  this  massacre 
of  the  Innocents. 

Tin-lined  is  the  leathern  belt  round 
the  shoulders  of  Jonathan — and  'tis 
filled  with  water  from  the  spring  in 


1832.] 


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869 


that  old  slate-quarry— and  here  is  a 
"  horn  full  of  the  cold  north"  The 
Cogniac  .tames  without  killing  it — 
miraculous  mixture  of  Frost  and 
Fire  I  And  here  goes  the  flash  of  pre- 
servation into  our  vitals  to  a  sentiment 
that  can  be  understood  but  on  the 
mountain-top,  The  Cause  of  Liberty 
— a// OVER  THE  WORLD. 

We  are  all  intoxicated — but  not 
with  brandy — for  each  took  but  one 
gulp  of  unchristened  Cogniac  and  a 
horn  of  the  baptized ;  we  are  divine- 
ly drunk  with  ether — not  the  ether 
purchased  from  Apothecaries'  Hall, 
but  the  ether  given  gratis  by  Apollo 
— the  Sun-God — to  all  who  visit  his 
palace  in  the  regions  of  Morn. 

Down  the  stone-strewn  greensward 
we  dancingly  go,  and  like  red-deer 
bound  over  rocks.  The  proper  place 
for  a  guide  is  in  the  rear ;  and  Jona- 
than follows  astonished,  with  the  Re- 
mains.   We  are  again  at  Levers  Wa- 
ter before  any  of  us  has  said  Jack 
Robinson — no  need  of  scaling  lad- 
ders in  descending  precipices — but 
that  our  beards  are  only  about  an 
inch  long — and  none  of  us  by  possi- 
bility can  have  horns — the  sheep 
might  suppose  us  goats.     But  here 
let  us  pause.    How  magnificent  in 
full  view  the  rocks  called  Dove  Crag 
rising  above  Goat's- Tarn  !  and  how 
beautiful  the  wavy  windings  up  the 
breast  of  WALNA  SCAR  !   We  have 
gloriously    enjoyed   the    morn  —  it 
wants  centuries  yet  of  meridian — 
let  us  not  "  lose  and  neglect  the 
creeping  hours  of  time,"  in  pottering 
about  on  a  level  with  the  silly  sea — 
but  let's  up  to  the  above  Goat's  Tarn 
— to   SEATHWAITE   TARN   too,   over 
Walna  Scar — and  then  down  to  the 
chapel,  and  see  what  sort  of  a  stream 
that  DUDDON  is,  to  which  "  the  Bard" 
has  addressed  an  eulogistic  Libel  of 
Sonnets. 

Jonathan  never  was  at  Goat's  Wa- 
ter, but  Christopher  has  many  a  time; 
and  this  is  its  rivulet.  The  last  as- 
*  cent  to  it  is  very  steep  ;  but  our  lungs 
laugh  now  at  all  difficulties — and  we 
are  soon  at  the  foot  of  the  Tarn.  In 
sunshine  such  as  this,  'tis  a  sweet 
spot — nay,  one  might  almost,  without 
offence  to  the  genius  loci,  call  it  pret- 
ty— "  sweetly  putta  !"  True,  that  the 
margin  on  the  east  is  a  rude  assem- 
blage of  stones — and  that  on  the  op- 
posite side  the  towering  rocks  are 
nuBhed  in  a  sort  of  "  grim  repose," 


But  then  the  water  is  clear  as  a  well 
— and  that  knoll  of  birches  is  admi- 
ring itself  in  the  mirror.  There  are 
some  sheep  and  lambs — and  yonder 
a  "  bit  birdie"  is  hopping  from  spray 
to  spray,  who  could  sing  if  he  chose 
—but  he  has  manifestly  got  us  in  his 
eye,  and,  laying  his  head  on  his  shoul- 
der, gives  us  a  sly  glance  as  if  he  was 
quizzing  the  whole  party.  Last  time 
we  stood  here — facing  these  cliffs — 
some  dozen  years  ago— how  they 
frowned  by  glimpses  through  the 
driving  rack!  The  tarn  itself  was 
pitch,  which  grew  blacker  still  on 
tempest-stricken  spots — while  now 
and  then  a  wave  gave  a  walloj)  like 
an  animal,  and  broke  in  brown  foam, 
with  a  savage  murmur.  There  was 
a  continual  hissing  somewhere — and 
as  for  croaking,  we  could  have  be- 
lieved that  some  old  raven  had  esta- 
blished a  croaking-school  up  among 
the  hidden  cliffs,  and  that  he  and  his 
pupils  were  trying  to  sing  psalms— 
probably  to  a  dead  horse.  We  declare 
there  is  one  of  the  devils  tugging  at 
something  on  a  ledge  at  the  mouth 
of  that  fissure  !  He  views  us— but 
he  won't  budge.  A  gruff  old  tyke, 
with  a  bill,  no  doubt,  like  a  weaver's 
shuttle.  And  see — a  fox. 

We  are  on  our  way,  you  know,  to 
Seathwaite.    From  Coniston  Water- 
head,  our  pleasant  inn,  there  are  three 
ways  to  that  vale— one  by  Broughton 
for  all  manner  of  carriages — and  a 
noble  one  it  is,  leading  over  elevated 
ground,  and  commanding  a  view  of 
the  river  Duddon,  at  high  water  it- 
self a  lake,  "  having  the  beautiful 
and  fertile  lands  of  Lancashire  and 
Cumberland  stretching  away  from 
its  margin.     In  this  extensive  view, 
the  face  of  nature  is  displayed  in  a 
wonderful  variety  of  hill  and  dale, 
wooded    grounds,    and    buildings  ; 
amongst  the  latter,  Broughton  Tower, 
seated  on  the  crown  of  a  hill,  rising 
elegantly  from  the  valley,  is  an  object 
of  extraordinary  interest.    Fertility 
on  each  side  is  gradually  diminished, 
and  lost  in  the  superior  heights  of 
Blackcoomb  in  Cumberland,  and  the 
high  lands  between  Kirkby  and  Ul- 
verstone.    The  road  from  Broughton 
to  Seathwaite  is  on  the  banks  of  the 
Duddon,  and  on  its  Lancashire  side 
it  is  of  various  elevations.    The  river 
is  an  amusing  companion,  one  while 
brawling  and  tumbling  over  rocky 
precipices,  until  the-  agitated  water 


Christopher  at  the  Lakes.     Flight  First. 


870 

becomes  again  calm  by  arriving  at  a 
smoother  uiid  less  precipitous  bed ; 
but  its  course  is  soon  again  ruffled, 
and  the  current  thrown  into  every 
variety  of  form  which  the  rocky 
channel  of  a  river  can  give  to  water." 
So  far  Green,  whoso  eye  was  ever 
that  of  a  painter.  The  middle  way 
deviates  on  the  right  about  four 
miles  from  Broughton,  and  leads 
to  Seathwaite  over  some  fine  hilly 
ground  from  Broughton  Mills.  The 
most  laborious  way  of  the  three  is 
over  Walna  Scar  —  the  way  cf  the 
present  heroes.  A  fourth  is  up  Til- 
berthwaite,  over  Wrynose,  and  so 
down  Duddon,  from  near  its  source. 
All  are  good — but  ours  is  the  best — 
and  there  are  few  grander  walks  in 
the  North  of  England.  What  is  the 
name  of  that  giant  ?  Blakerigg.  He 
seems  to  have  drawn  himself  up  to 
his  full  altitude  to  oppose  our  pro- 
gress— but  we  must  turn  his  flank. 
Yet  his  forehead  is  mild  and  placid — 
smooth,  seemingly,  as  that  of  a  small 
pastoral  hill.  But  what  a  burly  body 
hath  the  old  chieftain,  surnamed 
Ironsides  !  Such  ribs  !  a  park  of  ar- 
tillery would  in  vain  batter  in  breach 
there — 'twould  scarcely  smite  off  a 
splinter.  In  what  sort  of  scenery 
does  he  set  his  feet  ?  By  and  by  you 
shall  see — between  him  and  us  there 
is  a  wide  and  a  deep  abyss.  We 
have  reached  the  summit  of  this  long 
ascent,  and  you  behold  Blakerigg  in 
all  his  majesty — a  foreground  to 
Scafell  and  its  Pikes,  the  highest 
land  in  England,  softened  by  some 
leagues  distance,  and  belonging  to 
another  region — another  province — 
another  kingdom — another  world  of 
the  sublime.  For  the  intercepting 
sky  sometimes  divides  the  great  ob- 
jects of  nature  in  a  mountainous 
country,  into  districts  so  distinct, 
that  they  lie  without  confusion  be- 
fore Imagination's  eyes,  while  of  each 
some  mighty  creature  seems  to  be 
by  right  divine  the  monarch,  and  to 
bear  sway  in  calm  or  tempest.  Let 
us  descend  into  the  gulf  profound, 
till  we  touch  the  foot  of  Blakerigg, 
and  then  shall  we  skirt  his  king- 
ship all  the  way  to  the  head  of  Sea- 
thwaite Tarn. 

We  are  now  in  a  lonesome  region 
— nor  is  it  easy  to  imagine  a  much 
better  place  for  a  murder. 

But  lo !  the  Tarn.  What  should 
you  call  its  character  ?  Why,  such  a 


[June, 


day  as  this  disturbs  by  delight,  and 
confounds  all  distinction  between 
the  Sublime  and  Beautiful.  These 
rocky  knolls  towards  the  foot  of  the 
Tarn,  we  should  say  are  exquisitely 
picturesque;  and  nothing  can  be 
supposed  more  unassuming  than 
their  quietude,  which  is  deepened 
by  the  repose  of  that  distant  height 
beyond — can  it  be  Blackcoomb  ?  And 
then  how  prettily  rise  out  of  the 
Tarn,  on  the  farthest  side,  those  lit- 
tle islands,  under  the  shadow  of  the 
first  range  of  rocks  that  may  be  safe- 
ly called  majestic;  while  the  second 
— as  slowly  your  eyes  are  venturing 
up  the  prodigious  terraces— justify 
the  ejaculation — magnificent ! 

Let's  strip  and  have  a  swim. 
'Tis  all  nonsense  about  danger  in 
"  dookin'  "  when  you  are  hot.  Be- 
sides we  are  not  hot ;  for,  in  disappa- 
relling,  the  balmy  breezes  have  alrea- 
dy fanned  our  bosoms,  till  we  are  cool 
as  leeks.  Saw  you  ever  my  Lord 
Arthur  Somerset  ?  Here  he  goes. 

No  bottom  here,  gents.  Where 
the  devil  are  you  ?  All  gone !  You 
have  taken  advantage  of  our  absence 
down  below  for  a  few  minutes,  and 
descended  to  Seathwaite.  Well,  we 
cannot  call  that  handsome  behaviour 
any  how;  and  trust  you  will  lose 
your  way  in  the  wilderness,  and  find 
yourselves  among  the  quagmires  of 
the  Black  Witch.  Whew !  are  you 
there,  ye  water-serpents,  snoring 
with  your  noses  towards  Ill-Crag ! 
Save  us— save  us — save  us  !  The 
cramp — the  cramp — the  cramp  ! 

Gentlemen,  we  confess  that  was 
an  indifferent  joke — and  we  return 
you  our  best  thanks  for  your  alert- 
ness in  diving  to  "  pull  up  drowned 
Honour  by  the  locks."  But  you 
seem  flustered;  so  let  us  land  and 
rig — Mercy  on  us,  what  hulks  J-rwuf 

Now  for  the  Pigeon-Pie.  Give  us 
the  crown  of  crust.  Behold  with 
what  dignity  we  devour  the  diadem ! 
A  queer  pigeon  this  as  one  may  see 
on  a  summer's  day — as  flat's  a  pan- 
cake. Ho  !  ho  !  a  beefsteak  we  per- 
ceive— about  the  breadth  of  our  palm 
— let  us  begin  by  biting  off  the  fin- 
gers— and  the  thumb.  Spicy!  But, 
friends,  we  must  beware  of  dining  ; 
let  us  remember  this  is  but  a  lunch. 
And  a  lunch,  recollect,  is  but  a  whet. 
They  must  be  cushats — they  must 
be  cushats ;  and  now  let  us  finish  the 
flask. 


1832.] 


Christopher  at  the  Lakes.    Flight  First. 


We  smell  Seathwaite.  Below  that 
aerial  blue  it  lies — and  were  this  the 
Sabbath,  we  might  hear— Fine-ears 
as  we  are  for  all  words  of  peace— the 
belfry  of  the  old  church-tower.  We 
are  about  to  descend  into  the  vale  by 
the  access  beloved  by  nature's  bard. 
Here  is  volume  fourth  of  Words- 
worth— and  since  Jonathan  declines 
"  readin'  oop,"  we  shall  give  the  pas- 
sage the  benefit  of  our  silver  speech. 
"  After  all,  the  traveller  would  be 
most  gratified  who  should  approach 
this  beautiful  stream,  neither  at  its 
source,  as  is  done  in  the  sonnets,  nor 
from  its  termination ;  but  from  Co- 
niston  over  Walna  Scar;  first  de- 
scending into  a  little  circular  valley, 
a  collateral  compartment  of  the  long 
winding  vale  through  which  flows 
the  Duddon.  This  recess,  towards 
the  close  of  September,  when  the 
after-grass  of  the  meadows  is  still  of 
afresh  green,  with  the  leaves  of  many 
of  the  trees  faded,  but  perhaps  none 
fallen,  is  truly  enchanting.  At  a  point 
elevated  enough  to  shew  the  various 
objects  in  the  valley,  and  not  so  high 
as  to  diminish  their  importance,  the 
stranger  will  instinctively  halt.  On 
the  foreground,  a  little  below  the 
most  favourable  station,  a  rude  foot- 
bridge is  thrown  over  the  bed  of  the 
noisy  brook  foaming  by  the  wayside. 
Russet  and  craggy  hills,  of  bold  and 
varied  outline,  surround  the  level  val- 
ley, which  is  besprinkled  with  grey 
rocks  plumed  with  birch-trees.  A  few 
homesteads  are  interspersed,  in  some 
places  peeping  out  from  among  the 
rocks  like  hermitages,  whose  site  has 
been  chosen  for  the  benefit  of  sun- 
shine as  well  as  shelter ;  in  other  in- 
stances, the  dwelling-house,  barn, 
and  byre,  compose  together  a  cruci- 
form structure,  which,  with  its  em- 
bowering trees,  and  the  ivy  clothing 
part  of  the  walls  and  roof  like  a 
fleece,  call  to  mind  the  remains  of  an 
ancient  abbey.  Time,  in  most  cases, 
and  nature  every  where,  have  given 
"a  sanctity  to  the  humble  works  of 
man,  that  are  scattered  over  this 
peaceful  retirement.  Hence  a  har- 
mony of  tone  and  colour,  a  perfection 
and  consummation  of  beauty,  which 
would  have  been  marred  had  aim  or 
purpose  interfered  with  the  course 
of  convenience,  utility,  or  necessity. 
This  unvitiated  region  stands  in  no 
need  of  the  veil  of  twilight  to  soften 
or  disguise  its  features.  As  it  glistens 


871 

in  the  morning  sunshine,  it  would 
fill  the  spectator's  heart  with  glad- 
someness.  Looking  from  our  chosen 
station,  he  would  feel  an  impatience 
to  rove  among  its  pathways,  to  be 
greeted  by  the  milkmaid,  to  wander 
from  house   to    house,   exchanging 
'  good-morrows'  as  he  passed  the 
open  doors;  but,  at  evening,  when 
the   sun  is  set,  and  a  pearly  light 
gleams  from  the  western  quarter  of 
the  sky,  with  an  answering  light' from 
the  smooth  surface  of  the  meadows ; 
when  the  trees  are  dusky,  but  each 
kind  still  distinguishable ;  when  the 
cool  air  has  condensed  the  blue  smoke 
rising  from  the   cottage-chimneys; 
when  the  dark  mossy  stones  seem  to 
sleep    in   the   bed  of   the  foaming 
brook  ;  then,  he  would  be  unwilling 
to  move  forward,  not  less  from  a 
reluctance  to  relinquish  what  he  be- 
holds, than  from   an  apprehension 
of  disturbing,  by  his  approach,  the 
quietness    beneath    him.      Issuing 
from  the  plain  of  this   valley,  the 
brook  descends  in  a  rapid  torrent, 
passing  by  the  churchyard  of  Sea- 
thwaite.    The  traveller  is  thus  con- 
ducted at  once  into  the  midst  of  the 
wild  and  beautiful  scenery  which 
gave  occasion  to  the  sonnets  from  the 
14th  to  the  20th  inclusive.  From  the 
point  where  the  Seathwaite  Brook 
joins  the  Duddon,  is  a  view  upwards, 
into  the  pass  through  which  the  river 
makes  its  way  into  the  plain  of  Don- 
nerdale.  The  perpendicular  rock  on 
the  right  bears  the  ancient  British 
name  of  THE  PEN  ;  the  one  opposite 
is  called  WALLOW-BZ\RROW  CRAG,  a 
name  that  occurs  in  several  places  to 
designate  rocks  of  the  same  charac- 
ter.   The  chaotic  aspect  of  the  scene 
is  well  marked  by  the  expression  of 
a  stranger,  who  strolled  out  while 
dinner  was  preparing,  and  at  his  re- 
turn, being  asked  by  his  host, '  What 
way  he  had  been  wandering?'   re- 
plied, '  As  far  as  it  is  finished!' ' 

But  before  indulging  our  own  eyes 
with  the  Duddon,  let  us,  in  view  of 
the  very  scene  thus  beautifully  paint- 
ed in  "  Prose,  by  a  Poet,"  look  at 
its  spirit  as  it  haunts  these  Sonnets. 
The  series— thirty-four— we  are  told, 
was  the  growth  of  many  years.  Mr 
Wordsworth  says,  he  had  proceed- 
ed insensibly  in  their  composition, 
"  without  perceiving  that  he  was 
trespassing  upon  ground  pre-occu- 
pied— at  least  as  far  as  intention  went 


872  Clwistoplicr  at  the 

— by  Mr  Coleridge ;  who,  more  than 
twenty  years  ago,  used  to  speak  of 
writing  a  rural  poem,  to  be  entitled 
*  The  Brook,'  of  which  he  has  given 
a  sketch  in  a  recent  publication. 
But  a  particular  subject  cannot,  I 
think,  much  interfere  with  a  general 
one ;  and  I  have  been  further  kept 
from  encroaching  upon  any  right  Mr 
Coleridge  may  still  wish  to  exercise, 
by  the  restriction  which  the  frame 
of  the  Sonnet  imposed  upon  me, 
narrowing  unavoidably  the  range  of 
thought,  and  precluding,  though  not 
without  its  advantages,  many  graces 
to  which  a  freer  movement  of  verse 
would  naturally  have  led. 

"  May  I  not  venture,  then,  to  hope, 
that,  instead  of  being  a  hinderance, 
by  anticipation  of  any  part  of  the 
subject,  these  Sonnets  may  remind 
Mr  Coleridge  of  his  own  more  com- 
prehensive design,  and  induce  him 
to  fulfil  it  ? — There  is  a  sympathy  in 
streams — *  one  calleth  to  another;' 
and  I  would  gladly  believe,  that 
'  The  Brook5  will,  erelong,  murmur 
in  concert  with  *  The  Duddon.'  But, 
asking  pardon  for  this  fancy,  I  need 
not  scruple  to  say,  that  those  verses 
must  indeed  be  ill-fated  which  can 
enter  upon  such  pleasant  walks  of 
nature,  without  receiving  and  giving 
inspiration.  The  power  of  waters 
over  the  minds  of  Poets  has  been 
acknowledged  from  the  earliest  ages; 
— through  the  '  Flumina  amem  syl- 
vasque  inglorius'  of  Virgil,  down  to 
the  sublime  apostrophe  to  the  great 
rivers  of  the  earth,  by  Armstrong, 
and  the  simple  ejaculation  of  Burns, 
(chosen,  if  I  recollect  right,  by  Mr 
Coleridge,  as  a  motto  for  his  embryo 
'  Brook,') 

'  The  Muse  nae  Poet  ever  fand  her, 
Till  by  himsell  he  learn'd  to  wander, 
Adown  some  trotting  burn's  meander, 
And  na'  think  lang.'" 

This  reminds  us  of  the  title  of  one  of 
Shakspeare's  plays — Much  ado  about 
Nothing.  Mr  Coleridge  is  an  original 
Poet;  but  there  is  nothing  original 
in  the  idea  of  "  a  Rural  Poem,  to  be 
entitled  the  Brook;"  and  if  there 
were,  it  would  be  hard  to  deter  all 
other  Poets  from  writing  about 
brooks,  and  should  they  do  so,  to 
punish  them  as  trespassers  "  on 
ground  pre-occupied"  by  the  Ancient 
Mariner,  "  at  least  as  far  as  inten- 
tion went,  more  than  twenty  years 
ago  "  This  would  be  carrying  com- 


Lakes.    Flight  First. 


[June; 


plaisance  to  Mr  Coleridge,  and  cruel- 
ty to  the  rest  of  mankind,  too  far ; 
and  would  subject  us  to  transporta- 
tion for  our  article  "  Streams." 
Were  this  principle  of  appropriation 
and  exclusion  once  admitted,  why, 
an  indolent  or  dreaming  man  of  ge- 
nius might  put  an  end  to  poetry, 
by  imagining  all  kinds  of  subjects, 
and  annually  publishing  a  list  which 
nobody  else  was  to  meddle  with,  on 
pain  of  death.  Such  tyranny  far 
transcends  even  our  ultra-Toryism — 
and  we  hereby  declare  all  the  rills, 
rivulets,  brooks,  streams,  and  rivers 
on  the  globe,  free  to  all  the  poets 
and  poetasters  on  its  surface  or  in 
its  bowels. 

Neither  is  there  any  thing  at  all 
original — nothing  daring — in  com- 
posing a  series  of  sonnets  on  the  Ri- 
ver Duddou.  Many  a  river  has  been 
celebrated  in  song — and  there  are 
poems  in  almost  all  languages,  on  par- 
ticular rivers.  The  difficulty,  indeed, 
of  singing  of  a  stream  from  source 
to  sea,  in  one  continuous  strain,  is 
considerable;  and  Mr  Wordsworth 
has  given  it  the  go-by,  in  a  series  of 
sonnets.  This  he  states — but  he  puts 
it  on  strange  grounds.  "  I  have  been 
farther  kept  from  encroaching  on  any 
right  Mr  C.  may  still  wish  to  exer- 
cise, (poo !)  by  the  restriction  which 
the  frame  of  the  Sonnet  imposed 
upon  me,  narrowing  unavoidably  the 
range  of  thought,  and  precluding, 
though  not  without  its  advantages, 
many  graces  to  which  a  freer  move- 
ment of  verse  would  naturally  have 
led."  Fudge! 

But  some  hundreds  of  fine  son- 
nets have  been  distilled  from  the 
pen  of  Mr  Wordsworth  ;  and  had  he 
written  nothing  else — an  absurd  sup- 
position— hia  fame  had  been  im- 
mortal. Some  of  the  most  beauti- 
ful are  to  be  found  in  this  series- 
perfect  gems. 

"  I  seek  the  birth-place  of   a  rwtivo 
stream," 

is  a  simple  line  in  the  first  sonnet— 

and  these  conclude  the  last — 

"  And'may  thy  Poet,  cloud-born  stream  ! 

be  free, 

The  sweets  of  earth  contented! y  resign'd, 
And  each  tumultuous  working   left  be- 
hind 

At  seemly  distance,  to  advance  like  thee, 
Prepared,  in  peace  of  heart,  in  calm  of 

mind 
And  soul,  to  mingle  with  eternity  !" 


1832.] 


ChristopJier  at  the  Lakes.     Flight  First. 


873 


What  "  fancies  chaste  and  noble" 
imbue  with  beauty  the  strains  of 
music  that  float  between  those  open- 
ing and  concluding  words !  The  river 
shews 

"  The  image  of  a  poet's  heart, 

How  calm,  how  tranquil,  how  serene  !" 

But  let  us  have  the  course  of  the 
Duddon  given,  in  the  first  place,  in 
Green's  plain  but  picturesque  prose. 
"  The  Duddon  is  a  fine  river,  and  its 
feeders  flow  precipitously  in  their 
descent  to  the  valley.  It  rises  at  the 
Three  County  Stones  on  Wrynose, 
from  which  place  to  its  junction  with 
the  Irish  Sea,  it  separates  the  coun- 
ties of  Cumberland  and  Lancashire. 
Mosedale,  which  is  in  Cumberland, 
though  appearing  the-highest  part  of 
Seatliwaite,  is,  from  its  head  down  to 
Cockly-beck,  a  tame  unmeaning  val- 
ley, and  would  be  wholly  void  of 
interest,  were  it  not  for  the  grand 
mountains  of  Eskdale,  which  are 
seen  over  its  northern  extremity  ; 
but  from  Cockly-beck  by  Black 
Hall  to  Goldrill  Crag,  which  is  about 
two  miles,  the  scenery  improves  at 
every  step ;  but  not  the  river,  which, 
though  occasionally  pretty,  is,  upon 
the  whole,  tamely  featured  and  lazy. 
At  Goldrill  Crag,  it  brightens  into 
agitation,  and,  after  various  changes, 
becomes  at  Wallow-barrow  Crag  one 
scene  of  rude  commotion,  forming 
in  its  course  a  succession,  not  of 
high,  but  finely  formed  waterfalls. 
But  these  furious  waters  suddenly 
slumbering,  become  entranced,  dis- 
playing little  signs  of  life  along  the 
pleasant  plains  of  Donnerdale.  At 
Ulpha  Bridge  suspended  animation 
is  again  succeeded  by  the  clamorous 
war  of  stones  and  waters,  which  as- 
sail the  ear  of  the  traveller  all  the 
way  to  Duddon  Bridge.  From  that 
place  to  the  sea  it  passes  on  in  an 
uninterrupted  and  harmonious  calm- 
ness." 

.Nothing  can  be  better  than  that— 
except,  perhaps,  some  of  Green's 
etchings,  which  you  may  purchase 
almost  paper-cheap  from  his  excel- 
lent widow  or  daughter  at  the  Exhibi- 
tion cither  at  Ambleside  or  Keswick. 
We  remember  an  exquisite  one  up 
the  river  with  Wallow-barrow  Crag 
— and  another,  not  less  so,  down  the 
river  with  Goldrill  Crag.  Here  they 
are  in  words.  "  The  river  at  Wallow- 
barrow  is  opposed  to  many  rude  im- 

VOL.  XXXT,  NO.  CXCV. 


pediments,  which  are  exhibited  in 
an  elegant  diversity  of  rocks  and 
stones,  some  of  them  of  considerable 
magnitude,  and  all  peculiarly  and 
hfippily  adapted  as  accompaniments 
to  the  many-shaped  waterfalls,  dis- 
played in  the  short  space  of  little 
more  than  half  a  mile.  From  this 
desirable  bottom,  the  rocks  on  both 
sides  ascend  in  individual  wildness, 
and  a  beautifully  undulating  assem- 
blage, to  a  good  height ;  wood  is  not 
here  in  profusion,  but  it  occasionally 
appears  in  picturesque  association 
with  the  rocks  and  waters.  A  well- 
formed  mountain  terminates  this 
craggy  vista,  by  which  the  whole  is 
rendered  additionally  interesting." 
Of  the  view  down  the  river,  again, 
with  Goldrill  Crag,  Green  says—-"  It 
is  a  beautiful  scene,  and  different  in 
its  character  to  any  other  about  the 
Lakes  ;  the  rocks  are  elegant,  and 
the  trees  spring  from  their  fissures 
in  picturesque  variety.  The  second 
distance  is  composed  of  rocks,  with 
soft  turf  and  trees  delightfully  scat- 
tered over  its  surface;  these  rocks 
have  the  appearance  of  rising  ground 
considerably  lower  than  the  level  of 
the  waters  in  sight,  which  is  proved 
by  the  noise  produced  after  leaving 
their  peaceful  solitudes  above." 
Green  goes  on  describing  away,  with 
pen  as  with  pencil,  the  vale  which  was 
the  darling  of  his  honest  heart.  He 
tells  us  truly,  that  perhaps  the  finest 
part  of  this  vale  is  between  Sea- 
thwaite  Chapel  and  Goldrill  Crag — 
about  two  miles;  that  from  Goldrill 
Crag  to  Cockly-beck  —  about  two 
miles — the  beauties  diminish  every 
step  you  take  northward ;  and  that 
from  Cockly-beck  to  the  county- 
Btones  all  is  insipid.  How  fondly  he 
speaks  of  the  cottages  !  Especially 
of  Throng,  the  hereditary  property 
of  the  Dawsons,  where  never  stran- 
ger found  a  scanty  board.  How  af- 
fectionately of  the  trees  !  Almost 
every  sort  of  tree,  says  he,  is  fine 
when  aged,  even  the  larch,  and  all 
the  species  of  the  fir.  In  Seatliwaite, 
he  adds,  untutored  nature  seems  to 
have  held  her  dominion  with  a  sway 
more  absolute  than  in  any  other  dale 
in  the  country  ;  exotics  have  been 
sparingly  introduced  ;  and  though 
there  is  rather  a  want  than  a  redun- 
dancy of  wood,  the  valley  is  better 
without  them.  From  almost  every 
point  of  this  secluded  bottom, (he  ia 
8  L 


674  Christopher  at  the  Lakes. 

speaking  of  Throng1,  under  the  sha- 
dow of  its  wood-covered  hill,)  rocky 
knolls  of  various  elevation,  graced 
with  the  native  beauties  of  the 
country,  oak,  ash,  and  birch,  rise 
sweetly  from  the  lower  grounds ;  and 
over  them,  in  many  waving  windings, 
the  craggy  mountains  swell  upon  the 
eye  in  grand  sublimity.  The  passion-  fant  Duddon, 
ate  painter  is  even  yet  loath  to  leave 
the  vision — and  concludes  expres- 
sively saying  with  fine  feeling,  that  in 
every  engulfed  valley  in  this  country, 
there  is,  to  his  mind,  somewhat  of  a 
melancholy  solemnity,*  and  that,  un- 
less it  be  in  Ennerdale-dale,  in  none 
more  than  in  Seathwaite.  Though 
the  Vales  of  Langdale  are  narrow, 
yet  they  possess  an  air  of  cheerful- 
ness, probably  as  being  bounded  less 
stupendously  than  Seathwaite.  In 
diversifiedbeautytheyrivalallothers, 
even  Borrowdale.  Yet  Borrow- 
dale  to  its  beauty  adds  an  invariable 
grandeur,  not  so  uniformly  seen  in 
Langdale.  Seathwaite  occasionally 
exhibits  a  vastness  of  desolation,  ex- 
ceeded only  in  Ennerdale-dale ;  but 
in  magnificence  of  mountain-preci- 


Plight  First. 

piece,  Ennerdale-dale,  Wastdale,  and 
Eskdale,  excel  all  others  in  the  coun- 
try. So  far  Green— and  kind,  cour- 
teous, ingenious,  and  enthusiastic 
spirit,  farewell ! 

Let  us  turn  now,  after  no  unde- 
lightful  delay,  to  Wordsworth.  In 
the  second  sonnet,  he  says  of  the  In- 
fant Duddon, 

"  Child  of  the  clouds !  remote  from  every 

taint 

Of  sordid  industry  thy  lot  is  cast ; 
Thine  are  the  honours  of  the  lofty  waste ;" 

and  in  the  fourth,  he  speaks,  we  may 
say,  of  the  Boy  Duddon,  playfully 
appearing  like 

"  a  glistering  snake, 
Silent,  and  to  the  gazer's  eye  untrue, 
Thridding  with  sinuous  lapse  the  rushes, 

through 
Dwarf  willows  gliding,   and   by  ferny 

brake." 


But  how  beautiful  is  the  lad  Duddon 
now — a  stripling  on  the  verge  of  viri- 
lity— making  almost  a  prime  mur- 
mur, erelong  from  his  manly  bosom 
to  emit  a  full-grown  roar  ? 


"  Sole  listener,  Duddon !  to  the  breeze  that  played 
With  thy  clear  voice,  I  caught  the  fitful  sound 
Wafted  o'er  sullen  moss  and  craggy  mound, 
Unfruitful  solitudes,  that  seemed  to  upbraid 
The  sun  in  heaven  I — but  now  to  form  a  shade 
For  Thee,  green  alders  have  together  wound 
Their  foliage ;  ashes  flung  their  arms  around ; 
And  birch-trees  risen  in  silver  colonnade. 
And  thou  hast  also  tempted  here  to  rise, 
'Mid  sheltering  pines,  this  Cottage  rude  and  grey; 
Whose  ruddy  children,  by  the  mother's  eyes 
Carelessly  watched,  sport  through  the  summer  day, 
Thy  pleased  associates : — light  as  endless  May 
On  infant  bosoms  lonely  Nature  lies." 


Then  sings  the  Bard  of  old  remains 
of  hawthorn  bowers,  and  all  the  va- 
ried sweets  of  the  Pastoral  Flora. 
Not  like  a  mere  botanist,  the  assassin 
of  the  Hortus  Siccus— but  like  philo- 
sophical and  religious  Bard  as  he  is, 
with  whom  Poetry  is  Piety— and  the 
inspiration  breathed  from  things  of 
earth  connects  them  all  with  heaven. 

"  There  bloom'd   the  strawberry  of  the 

wilderness  j 
The   trembling   eye-bright    show'tl  her 

sapphire  blue, 
The  thyme  her  purple,  like  the  blush  of 

even; 

And,  if  the  breath  of  *ome  to  no  caress 


Invited,  forth  they  peep'd  so  fair  to  view, 
All  kinds  alike  seem'd  favourites  of  hea- 
ven !" 

You  have  seen,  we  dare  say,  Step- 
ping-stones across  a  stream,  and  have 
stepped  from  one  to  the  other  lightly 
or  clumsily,  as  it  may  have  happen- 
ed, without  any  other  thought  than 
that  they  were  useful,  and  saved  you 
from  the  necessity  of  being  wet-shod. 
We  have  heard  more  blockheads  than 
one  ask  the  meaning  of  those  often 
quoted  lines  in  Peter  Bell— 

"  A  primrose  by  the  river's  brim, 
A  yelloic  primrose  was  to  him, 
ivas  nothing  wore," 


1832.]  Christopher  at  the  Lakes.     Flight  First.  875 

Such  sumplis  cannot  conceive  how  But  thou  !  slim-ankled  maiden,  with 

it  should  be  any  thing  more  to  any  pensive  face  wilt  peruse  the  first, 

body  ;  nor  of  Stepping-stones   can  and  with  sparkling  eyes  the  second 

they  form  any  other  opinion  as  to  the  of  these  sonnets,  entitled  "  STEPPING- 

excellence,  than  whether  they  are  STONES." 
sufficiently  close,  and  not  shoggly. 

"  The  struggling  rill  insensibly  is  grown 

Into  a  Brook  of  loud  and  stately  march, 

Crossed  ever  and  anon  by  plank  and  arch ; 

And,  for  like  use,  lo !  what  might  seem  a  zone 

Chosen  for  ornament;  stone  matched  with  stone 

In  studied  symmetry,  with  interspace 

For  the  clear  waters  to  pursue  their  race 

Without  restraint. — How  swiftly  have  they  flown, 

Succeeding — still  succeeding !  Here  the  Child 

Puts,  when  the  high-swoln  Flood  runs  fierce  and  wild, 

His  budding  courage  to  the  proof; — and  here 

Declining  Manhood  learns  to  note  the  sly 

And  sure  encroachments  of  infirmity, 

Thinking  how  fast  time  runs,  life's  end  how  near  !" 

"  Not  so  that  Pair  whose  youthful  spirits  dance 
With  prompt  emotion,  urging  them  to  pass; 
A  sweet  confusion  checks  the  Shepherd-lass ; 
Blushing  she  eyes  the  dizzy  flood  askance,— 
To  stop  ashamed — too  timid  to  advance ; 
She  ventures  once  again — another  pause  ! 
His  outstretched  hand  He  tauntingly  withdraws—- 
She sues  for  help  with  piteous  utterance  ! 
Chidden  she  chides  again;  the  thrilling  touch 
Both  feel  when  he  renews  the  wished-for  aid ; 
Ah !  if  their  fluttering  hearts  should  stir  too  much, 
Should  beat  too  strongly,  both  may  be  betrayed. 
The  frolic  Loves  who,  from  yon  high  rock,  see 
The  struggle,  clap  their  wings  for  victory  I" 

The  Fairies  are  sometimes  seen  "  Calm  abysses  pure, 

yet  in  Seathwaite.     And  there  is  a  Bright  liquid  mansions,  fashioned  to  en- 
sonnet  on  the  Faery  Chasm — about  dure 

the  sky-blue  stone,  within  the  sun-  When  the  broad  oak  drops,  a  leafless  ske- 
less  cleft,  bearing  the  footmarks  of  leton, 

the  tiny  elves.    Fancy  thus  awaken-  An<J  the  solidities  of  mortal  pride, 

ed  will  not  be  soon  set  asleep ;  and  Palace  and  Tower,  are  crumbled  into 
in  another  sonnet,  she  sees  dust  •" 

«  Objects  immense  pourtray'd  in  minia-     ?ut  the  .hurniatn  hear*  of  *e  Poet 
ture  longs  again  for  human  life ;  and,re-as- 

Wild  shapes  for  many  a  strange  compa-     cending  from  those  sunless  chasms, 
rison  i"  hear  how  he  sings  the  "  Open  Pro- 

Niagaras,  Alpine  passes,  and  abodes 
of  Naiads— 

"  Hail  to  the  fields — with  Dwellings  sprinkled  o'er, 
And  one  small  hamlet,  under  a  green  hill, 
Clustered  with  barn  and  byre,  and  spouting  mill  I 
A  glance  suffices  ; — should  we  wish  for  more, 
Gay  June  would  scorn  us ;  but  when  bleak  winds  roar 
Through  the  stiff  lance-like  shoots  of  pollard  ash, 
Dread  swell  of  sound !  loud  as  the  gusts  that  lash 
The  matted  forests  of  Ontario's  shore 
By  wasteful  steel  unsmitten,  then  would  I 
Turn  into  port, — and,  reckless  of  the  gale, 
Reckless  of  angry  Duddon  sweeping  by, 
While  the  warm  hearth  exalts  the  mantling  ale, 


Christopher  at  the  Lake's.    Flight  First.  [June* 

Laugh  with  the  generous  household  heartily, 
At  all  the  merry  pranks  of  Donnerdale !" 

But  the  Duddon  is  a  strange  stream ;  a  thousand  to  one  you  don't  know 

and  should  you  happen  to  walk  half  him — so  sternly  is  he  transfigured 

a  mile  by  his  side,  in  a  reverie,  on  from  a  sweet-singer  into  a  Boaner- 

coming  to  yourself  again  on  your  ges,  or  Son  of  Thunder, 
return  perhaps  from  Jerusalem,  'tis 

«  O  mountain  Stream !  the  Shepherd  and  his  Cot 

Are  privileged  Inmates  of  deep  solitude ; 
-Brie  b9b    Nor  would  the  nicest  Anchorite  exclude 

A  field  or  two  of  brighter  green,  or  plot 

Of  tillage-ground,  that  seemeth  like  a  spot 
iBfifT'i :-Of  stationary  sunshine  : — thou  hast  viewed 
uoifj'jiiM  These  only,  Duddon  J  with  their  paths  renewed 

By  fits  and  starts,  yet  this  contents  thee  not. 

Thee  hath  some  awful  spirit  impelled  to  leave, 

Utterly  to  desert,  the  haunts  of  men, 

Though  simple  thy  companions  were  and  few ; 

And  through  this  wilderness  a  passage  cleave 

Attended  but  by  thy  own  voice,  save  when 

The  Clouds  and  Fowls  of  the  air  thy  way  pursue  !" 

BflUJte 

But  if  we  go  on  at  this  rate,  Jona-  lonely,  of  this  barren  and  bounteous 
than—we  shall  soon  have  "  read  oop"  land,  where  desolation  lies  in  the 
the  whole  volume.  And  what  better  close  neighbourhood  of  plenty,  and 
might  we  do,  lying  here,  all  four  of  where  the  Hermit  might  find  a  se- 
ns, carelessly  diffused  on  the  green-  cret  cell  within  hearing  of  the  glad 
sward,  far  from  the  noisy  world,  en-  hum  of  life.  Let  us  recite  two  son- 
veloped  in  the  visions  of  a  great  nets  more — and  then  be  up  and  go- 
poet's  soul  ?  This  is  the  way  to  know  ing— away  to  the  objects  of  which 
and  feel  the  spirit  of  this  lovely  and  the  Poet  sings — how  holily ! 
Jsdwsmos  'ifiT 

<UO,1T    U  SEATI1WAITE  CHAPEL.  ^  „ 

t99ii-i  iillw  j"  iiov 

te  t^ot!    "  Sacred  Religion, '  mother  of  form  and  fear,' 
rBi&tls  lsub<  Dread  Arbitress  of  mutable  respect, 

New  rites  ordaining  when  the  old  are  wreck'd, 
^(iix  Or  cease  to  please  the  fickle  worshipper; 
If  one  strong  wish  may  be  embosom'd  here, 
Mother  of  Love  !  for  this  deep  vale,  protect 
Truth's  holy  lamp,  pure  source  of  bright  effect, 
^J>o0    Gifted  to  purge  the  vapoury  atmosphere 
That  seeks  to  stifle  it ; — as  in  those  days 
iitti  0W   .BsrWhen  this  low  Pile  a  Gospel  Teacher  knew, 
8  'ode  friB«    Whose  good  works  form'd  an  endless  retinue: 
*ta9nafft$^    Such  Priest  as  Chaucer  sang  in  fervent  lays; 

Such  as  the  heaven-taught  skill  of  Herbert  drew; 
a-ior{  to  Jarfj  el&nd  tender  Goldsmith  crown'd  with  deathless  praise  !" 
¥roa  <torgiliwj  ^doflBicf  m  J.qsfa  fiiia  u'Fufe-rfioomB  »* 

-91U*9iq    bflB    X«b    «l    8i*H*HA  KIRK. 


"  The  Kirk  of  Ulpha  to  the  Pilgrim's  eye 

t  i  K  o  i  THJ  Dlot  u-i  «jtiHiu»  an  a 

XiOttigra  -ii:  Is  welcome  as  a  Star,  that  doth  present 

•od  989ilt  1  Its  shining  forehead  through  the  peaceful  rent 

&di  HB  iaf>;      Of  a  black  cloud  diffused  o'er  half  the  sky : 

-nu  bnaffovjoOt*  as  a  fruitful  palm-tree  towering  high 

Oflisa  9ifo   3-  O'er  the  parch'd  waste  beside  an  Arab's  tent; 

-IBIIII   boe— Or  the  Indian  tree  whose  branches,  downward  bent, ,.  JWO1 

in93ftiirgBm   Take  root  again,  a  boundless  canopy. 

^  How  sweet  were  leisure  !  could  it  yield  no  more    ^^yy  9^ 


1832.]  Christopher  at  the  Lakes.     Flight  First.  ~W7 

Than  'mid  that  wave-wash' d  Churchyard  to  recline, 
From  pastoral  graves  extracting  thoughts  divine ; 
Or  there  to  pace,  and  mark  the  summits  hoar 
Of  distant  moonlit  mountains  faintly  shine,  aobbua  aifo  iuS. 
Sooth'd  by  the  unseen  River's  gentle  roar.1? -«  «o^  bluorfe  bna 
no  (9H9Y91  B  ni  C9bie  afd  ^d  slim  a 
prime,  was  with  thee  so  oft  of 
yore  in  thy  silvan  solitudes!  Much 
changed — thou  seest — are  we — in 
face  and  figure  so  sorely  changed 
that  haply  we  seem  to  thee  a  stranger, 
and  must  pass  by  a  disregarded  sha- 
dow .'  Alas !  we  feel  as  if  we  were 
forgotten  I  we,  and  all  those  dawns, 
morns,  days,  eves,  and  nights!  In- 
sensate Seathwaite!  what  art  thou 
but  an  assemblage  of  rocks,  stones, 
clods,  stumps,  and  trees  ?  Our 
imagination  it  was  that  vivified 
thee  into  beauty — till  thou  becamest 
symbolical  of  all  spiritual  essences, 
embodied  Poetry  of  a  paradisaical 
state  of  being,  which,  on  this  fair  re- 
presentment,  transcendently  returns 
— but  overspread  now,  and  inter- 
fused with  a  profoundest  pathos  that 
almost  subdues  the  glory  of  nature 
into  the  glimmer  of  the  grave,  so- 
lemnizing life  by  death,  and  subject- 
ing the  dim  past  and  the  bright  pre- 
sent to  the  mysterious  future,  till 
faith  flings  herself  humbly  at  the 
feet  of  God. 

And  thou,  too,  art  somewhat 
changed,  sweet  Seathwaite  I  Thou, 
too,  art  getting  old  !  But  with  thee, 
age  is  but  a  change  into  "  beauty  still 
more  beauteous."  A  gradual  altera- 
tion, during  all  the  while  of  our  long 
absence,  has  been  silently  taking 
place  upon  the  character  of  thy  groves. 
Glades  are  gone  like  overshadowed 
sun- spots.  We  see  rocky  pastures 


190509  J3 

Prevailing  poet !  here,  among  the 
scenes  thou  hast  so  finely  sung, 

"'Fit  audience  find,  though  ftw.j'     frp 

Few,  indeed !  for  the  Three  have 
vanished ;  and  in  Seathwaite  Tarn, 
the  shadows  of  no  Christians  are  to 
be  seen  but  those  of  Christopher 
arid  Jonathan.  He  informs  us,  that 
ere  we  had  "  read  oop  taa  haf  o't," 
the  graceless,  mannerless,  fancyless, 
unfeeling,  unprincipled,  and  unini- 
tiated cubs  had  scampered  over  the 
knowe,  and  have  probably  been  for 
an  hour,  at  least,  in  another  county ! 
Yes,  Jonathan — you  say  right — they 
are  to  be  pitied  ;  but  we  have  reap- 
ed— 

"  The  harvest  of  a  quiet  eye, 
That  broods    and    sleeps   on   its   own 
heart." 

Surely  the  winner  will  have  the 
sense  to  order  dinner  at  the  Chapel 
Alehouse. 

"  Wherever    God   erects   a  house    of 

prayer, 
The  devil  always  builds  a  chapel  there." 

"  In  this"— quoth  Mr  Green,  who, 
you  know,  Jonathan,  was  the  most 
sober  and  industrious  of  God's  crea- 
tures— "  Mr  Daniel  is  not  quite  cor- 
rect; such  houses,  particularly  in 
thinly  inhabited  countries,  are  abso- 
lutely necessary  to  the  comforts  of 
distant  parishioners."  Now,  we  are 

distant  parishioners ;  so  put  his  vo-  *  -   * 

lume  into  the  haversack —and  the  where  then  the  coppice- wood  grew— 
"  Bard's"  we  return  to  our  bosom,  smooth  fields  of  barley-braird  that 
Now  let's  be  off. 

Descent  may  be  adverse  to  young- 
er knees — but  to  ours  it  is  natural ; 
and, 


"  Smooth-sliding,  without  step," 

down  the  sward,  we  feel  like  an  aged 
eagle  skimming  in  easy  undulations, 
ere  he  alights  to  fold  up  his  wings. 

Sweet  Seathwaite !  for,  spite  of  all 
thy  sternness,  art  thou,  indeed,  most 
sweet — may  we  believe  from  that 
sunny  smile  kindling  up  thy  groves 
into  greenness  that  obliterates  the 
brown  of  thy  superincumbent  cliffs 
— that  thou  rejoicest  to  see  again 
the  Wanderer,  who,  in  life's  ardent 


mrley- 

then  were  rocky  pastures.  We  miss 
that  bright  blue  river — heard  above 
the  Alder  Ford — where  hung  the  nest- 
hiding  hazels ;  we  hear,  not  see,  the 
Fairies'  waterfall.  Pools  that  of  yore 
still  slept  in  branchy  twilight,  now 
shine  in  day  and  picture -passing 
clouds.  Some  oaks  have  fallen  that 
should  have  lived  for  ever ;  and 
strange  confusion  in  our  memory 
grows  from  the  whole  of  these  be- 
wildering woods.  B  lit  amidst  all  the 
change  of  unceasing  growth  and  un- 
ceasing decay,  thou  art  the  same 
sweet  Seathwaite  still — and  unal- 
tered for  ever  the  lines  magnificent 
now  drawn  by  thy  multitudinous 


878 


Christopher  at  the  Lakes.    Flight  First. 


[June, 


mountains  .along  the  peaceful  hea- 
vens. 

The  wallet  is  empty  of  all  viands 
now- — Jonathan — and  in  the  chapel 
alehouse  it  may  happen  that  the  sole 
fare  may  be  but  ham  and  eggs.  You 
see  this  crutch.  We  unscrew  the 
cross,  and  out  of  the  bole  emerges  a 
fishing-rod,  of  which  the  pieces  may 
be  put  up  so  as  to  suit  minnow, 
trout,  grilse,  or  fish.  Now  for  trout. 
One  of  the  seals  dangling  at  our 
watch-chain  is  a  reel.  'Tis  an  en- 
snaring seal,  Jonathan — and  on  all 
our  love-letters  it  leaves  its  irresisti- 
ble impress.  A  silk  reel-line  you 
observe,  Jonathan,  and  gut  like  gos- 
samer, to  whose  invisibility  in  wa- 
ter are  attached  the  murderous  mid- 
ges with  black  half-heckle  on  the 
yellow  bodies,  and  brown  mallard- 
wings,  adjusted  by  the  microscopic 
eye  and  fairy  finger  of  Margaret— 
that  is,  Mrs  Widow  Phin.  Not  a 
breath  of  air— the  river  is  low — and 
bright  the  sun — nor  will  he  reach 
for  an  hour  to  come  those  castellated 
clouds.  But  let  us  lay  our  lures 
among  the  lucid  murmurs,  and  in  a 
minute  shall  you  see  the  silver-shi- 
ners in  various  sizes  dancing  on  the 
gravel  or  the  greensward,  up  from 
the  not  unsuccessful  imitation  of 
the  minnow  to  what  might  seem- 
nay,  may  be — the  salmon's  self. 

Aye — there  are  two  to  begin  with— 
one  at  the  tail-fly,  and  one  at  the  top- 
bobber.  We  always  angle  with  five 
hooks,  Jonathan,  on  an. occasion  like 
this,  when  to  garnish  the  grosser  we 
desire  some  fry.  Why,  they  seem 
smoults !  How  can  that  be  in  the 
Duddon  in  May  ?  Trouts.  But  born 
and  bred  in  this  gravelly  shallow, 
their  scales  are  as  silver,  and  you 
almost  suppose  you  see  through 
them,  as  you  hold  up  their  twisting 
slipperiness  between  you  and  the 
sun.  Ha!  there's  a  two-year-old 
off-at-score,  as  if  on  a  half-mile  race 
with  a  swarm  of  subscribers.  But 
he  will  soon  lose  his  fastness,  Jona- 
than— and  we  have  him  hard  in  hand 
— that  he  may  not  bolt  off  the  course 
in  among  those  birch-roots.  You 
see  that  small  circle  of  sand,  "  sharp- 
ening its  mooned  horns"  — thither 
shall  we  persuade  the  sumph  to  sail ; 
—Jonathan,  don't  you  almost  find 
him  already  wallopping  in  your  wal- 
let? There  he  has  swum  himself 
ashore— and  there,  like  a  serpent 
isd  aiJIalsd  *q9jl  tBdt  adftrrafiffij 
vtimal  **  sdJ  ,98uorf  sldtaud 


wriggling  about,  his  own  mother 
would  not  know  him,  so  enshrouded 
is  he  in  sand.  That  comes  of  one's 
suffering  himself  to  be  led  by  the 
nose  —  even  in  retirement—  -during 
these  troubled  times.  Yes,  Jonathan, 
about  a  pounder. 

You  seem  surprised,  Jonathan,  at 
our  incessant  sport.  'Tis  the  tackle 
as  much  as  the  touch.  In  such 
clear,  warm  water  as  this,  the  very 
sight  of  a  great,  big,  fat  fly,  like  a 
drowned  bummer,  would  sicken  a 
trout  —  and  if  tied  to  the  end  of  a  ca- 
ble, four  horse-hairs  thick,  'twould 
frighten  a  pool  out  of  its  seven  senses. 
But  these  flies  —  scarcely  flies  —  these 
midges,  moving  like  motes  on  the 
water,  solicit  the  fishy  stomach 
with  almost  airy  allurement,  which 
the  largest  lobbers  —  as  you  see  — 
even  when  lying  indolently  beneath 
the  bank,  retired  from  the  glare  of 
noon  that  stupifies  their  panting 
brethren  in  the  unprotected  chan- 
nel, have  not  the  philosophy  to  re- 
sist. They  sail  slowly  up  to  the  slow 
speck,  and  just  putting  put  their 
tongues—  so—  lick  in  the  inextrica- 
ble barb.  It  gives  them  no  pain, 
Jonathan  —  merely  a  puzzle  j  and  you 
may  well  think,  that,  for  a  while, 
they  can  with  difficulty  believe  their 
eyes,  when  they  see,  by  the  receding 
stones,  that  they  are  journeying  to- 
wards the  opposite  "  banks  and  braes 
o'  bonnie  Duddon,"  from  which,  al- 
most before  some  of  them  have  lei- 
sure to  distinguish  the  sward  from 
the  stream,  they  are  transferred  into 
thy  wallet,  Jonathan,  that  seems 
quick  with  child. 

You  think  we  have  killed  some- 
where from  ten  to  twelve  pound  ; 
and  such  slaughter  —  pretty  well  in  a 
sunbright  hour  —  will  suffice  to  eke 
out  the  ham  and  eggs  into  no  despi- 
cable dinner.  Bless  us  —  Seathwaite 
Chapel  !  and  there  are  our  friends 
sitting  with  the  landlord  in  the  honey- 
suckled  porch  of  the  alehouse,  each 
with  what  seems  a  jug  in  his  dexter 
hand.  The  scamps  !  that  would  not 
stay  for  the  sonnets,  though  recited 
by  an  angel's  tongue.  Alas  1  there  is 
little  love  of  poetry  left  in  this  low 
life  of  ours  —  so  now  for  the  Ham  and 
Eggs. 

The  kitchen  clock  is  striking  six 
as  we  stoop  our  anointed  head  be- 
neath the  slate-roofed  door-way— 
and  at  six,  to  a  second,  stands  our 


flf 

siir  worf  93(9  ;  vfib-od  s 


1832.] 


Christopher  at  the  Lakes.    Flight  First. 


watch,  such  is  the  sympathy  between 
the  worthies.  We  cheerfully  con- 
fess that  we  have  occasionally  seen 
a  clean  tablecloth  in  a  Scotch  small 
wayside  or  hedgerow  inn.  But  nine 
hundred  and  ninety-nine  times  in  the 
thousand,  they  have  shewn  mustard. 
In  England,  again — the  dirty  is  sup- 
posed to  be  as  one  to  a  million..  April 
snows  are  tolerablywhite,  and  so  are 
April  clouds  and  April  lambs — but 
they  are  grey  in  comparison  with  this 
cloth  bleached  in  May  sun  and 
shower,  whose  drapery  descends  in 
graceful  folds  from  this  Round  Table 
standing  as  firm  on  one  leg  as  if 
it  had  four,  at  equal  distance  from 
hearth  and  door,  bed  and  window. 
Such  bread!  baked  of  finest  flour 
for  the  nonce  in  a  pan-oven  that  rai- 
ses the  light-brown  crust  almost  into 
the  delicacy  of  the  coating  of  bride- 
cake, while  close-grained  even  as  that 
"  mighty  magic,"  kythes,  as  you  break 
it,  the  crumbling  inconsistency  of  the 
fair  interior!  Graceful  from  the  grid- 
iron that  crump  circle  of  oatmeal 
wafers,  broad  as  the  bottom  of  a  bee- 
hive ;  and  what  honey-comb !  The 
scent  is  as  of  thyme,  and  by  some  con- 
juration, preserved  has  been  the  cel- 
lular framework  all  winter  through, 
and  therein  lies  the  dewy  flower-dis- 
tilment,  as  clear  as  when  the  trea- 
sure was  taken  at  harvest-close  from 
the  industrious  people,  who  in  a  mo- 
ment hushed  their  hum.  That  is  our 
pot  of  porridge ;  and  oh !  it  is  exqui- 
site when  supped  with  cream !  Of 
all  liquid  lustres,  the  loveliest  sure 
is  that  of  elder-flower  wine.  And 
delicately  blending  hospitality  with 
the  welcome  due  to  all  who  peace- 
ably enter  here,  the  Mistress  has 
placed  that  crystal  at  the  Elder's  el- 
bow, saying,  with  a  smile,  that  "qua- 
lity have  commended  it,"  and  'tis  in 
truth  delightful  sma'  drink,  and  tastes 
racily  of  the  tree.  Aren't  these  pretty 
patterns  of  suns  and  sun-flowers,  stars 
and  roses,impressed  on  theglistening 
countenance  of  that  glorious  butter  ? 
Till  now  never  saw  we  yellow.  Put  a 
spoon  into  that  cream — it  stands  for 
a  few  moments  straight — and  then 
slowly  declining,  leans  on  the  edge 
of  the  jug,  like  a  young  lady  about 
to  go  into  a  swoon.  The  sight  re- 
minds us  of  the  phial  of  concentrated 
Essence  of  Coffee  in  the  fob  of  our 
jacket.  There  it  is,  and  nobody  must 
mistake  it  for  the  ketchup.  All  the 
hens  in  Seathwaite  must  have  been 
laying  to-day  j  else  how  these  plates 


870 

of  poached,  and  these  bowls  of  boil- 
ed ?  Seldom  to  be  seen  such  a  Tea- 
pot. But  for  the  stroop,  you  might 
mistake  it  for  a  Tureen.  Who  ex- 
pected to  see  you  here  ?  Yes — it  is 
THE  ROUND — towering  by  himself 
on  that  chest  of  drawers.  No — not 
by  himself — beneath  his  shadow  re- 
poses an  unmistakeable  Brandy-bot- 
tle j  nor  will  the  froth  on  that  ale-jug 
melt,  till  into  it  Christopher  has  dip- 
ped his  Roman  proboscis. 

'Tis  pleasing  thus  to  compress  all 
the  meals  that  are  usually  scattered 
over  the  day  into  One  mighty  ano- 
nymous meal,  in  matter  multiform, 
multifarious,  and  multitudinous,  as 
in  spirit  the  myriad-minded  Shak- 
speare.  Hark !  how  deliciously  sa- 
lutes our  ears  the  hissing,  and  the 
fizzing,  and  the  pabbling  of  the  great 
pan  in  which  the  basted  trouts  are 
writhing  as  if  in  torments,  while  the 
gudewife  herself,  though  she  has  had 
her  tea  and  toast,  feels  herself  called 
on  now,  as  she  values  her  temporal 
and  eternal  welfare,  to  bring  house- 
hold honour  and  conjugal  pride  to  the 
aid  of  conscience  and  religion,  that 
the  Christian  heroine  may  prove  vic- 
torious over  the  temptation  of  the 
fish,  and  gain  an  immortal  conquest 
over  the  savoury  sin  soliciting  her, 
as  Satan  did  Eve,  with  insidious 
whispers  from  the  heart  of  that  sedu- 
cing Fry !  She  turns,  but  tastes  them 
not — and  just  putting  the  fork  to 
her  lips,  with  a  scientific  whawmle 
empties  the  great  pan  into  the  great 
platter,  and  bearing  the  feast  at  arm's 
length  and  bosom-high,  makes  her 
entree  into  the  Parlour  like  a  Queen. 

Assuredly,  next  to  the  satisfaction- 
of  a  good  conscience  is  that  of  a  well- 
filled  stomach.  They  are  likewise 
kindred.  So  are  hunger  and  remorse. 
We  feel  now  that  we  have  well  per- 
formed our  part  in  life — and  are  will- 
ing to  leave  the  world  to  write  our 
epitaph.  Seem  made  for  us,  as  if  the 
carpenter  had  taken  our  measure, 
back  and  bottom  of  this  easiest  of  all 
easy-chairs.  Yet  we  see  from  these 
quaintly  carved  numerals  'tis  a  hun- 
dred years  old.  Contemporary  with 
it  all  the  rest  of  the  oaken  furniture ; 
for  we  know  that  the  wife  of  the  land- 
lord of  New-Field  was  sole  heiress 
of  a  statesman,  and  though  the  Hill- 
Farm  and  all  its  sycamores  were  sold 
to  pay  "  ten  mortgages  rolled  into 
one,"  in  consequence  of  many  strange 
calamities  that  kept  befalling  her 
bumble  house,  the  "  family  plenish 


Christopher  at  the  Lakes,    might  First. 


ing"  was  preserved,  and  fortune 
smiles  now  on  the  worthy  pair,  yet 
in  the  prime  of  life,  though  with  sons 
and  daughters  ripe  for  love  or  war. 
That  was  a  pretty  creature  who  now 
took  away  the  cheese — and  the  strip- 
Jing  who  shook  hands  with  Jonathan, 
when  he  has  filled  up  a  bit,  will  be  a 
likely  lad  for  the  Belt  at  Carlisle. 

The  scene  shifts  to  the  seat  be- 
neath the  sycamore  that  hangs  its 
twilight  o'er  the  inn,  ere  it  has  touch- 
ed the  open  atmosphere,  which  be- 
gins, however,  to  breathe  of  the  stilly 
spirit  of  the  late  afternoon.  Cuckoo ! 
cuckoo !  cuckoo !  The  mellow  mono- 
tone is  not  unmusical — but  what 
means  Shallow-bill  by  that  flitting 
cry  ?  "  With  soul  as  strong  as  a 
mountain  river,"  from  the  top  of  the 
pine  beside  the  chapel-tower  bursts 
out  the  bold  blackbird  into  a  delirium 
of  song — and  seems  delighted  at  in- 
tervals, to  listen  to  its  echoes  tink- 
ling hurriedly  among  the  rocks.  Who 
shall  sing  a  second  to  that  song?  Not 
Sontag's  self — though  surnamed  the 
Nightingale. 

"  In  nature,"  says  Coleridge, "  there 
is  nothing  melancholy,"  wisely  mean- 
ing that  no  living  thing  is  created  for 
unhappiness,  and  that  the  ordinary 
language  of  inferior  life  is  expressive 
of  pleasure.  We  wish  we  could  say 
that  in  nature  there  is  nothing  dis- 
cordant ;  but  were  we  to  say  so,  the 
bray  of  that  ass  would  give  us  the 
lie.  If  he  be  gifted  by  nature  with 
a  musical  ear,  there  must  be  some 
peculiarity  in  his  throat  and  lungs 
that  prevents  him  from  carrying  his 
ideas  into  execution.  The  distin- 
guished donkey  has  finished  his  solo, 
and  we  trust  will  not  be  offended  by 
our  declining  to  call  "  encore."  Yet 
he  has  been  unconsciously  exerting 
his  vocal  powers  to  enhance  the  de- 
light of  the  ensuing  silence  :  and  in 
the  hush,  how  pleasant  the  lowing 
of  the  kine,  for  'tis  the  season  of 
calves  ;  the  milky  mothers  are  musi- 
cal in  their  affection,  and  seldom 
have  we  heard  a  more  harmonious 
concert  of  cowmoa  ewooi  •: 

But  now  'tis  gloaming — at  least  so 
thinks  that  bat — as  dips  the  flitter- 
mouse  fearlessly  within  a  foot  of  our 
heads,  and  then  keeps  wavering  to 
and  fro  between  the  sycamore  and 
the  barn.  The  most  cheerful  objects 
seem  almost  solemn  in  the  dusk- 
while 

oiifl  yr&A  Ilja^s  nooa  woT 


"  The  day  is  placid  in  its  going, 
To  a  lingering  stillness  bound, 
Like  a  river  in  its  flowing, 
Can  there  be  a  softer  sound  ?" 
The  loveliest  of  all  light  is  that 
which  precedes  the  moon,  while  yet 
her  unseen  orb  is  journeying  up 
from  behind  the  hill,  and  you  are 
uncertain  over  what  place  she  will 
raise  her  silver  rim.  Expect  her 
rising  as  you  will,  the  suddenness 
always  adds  a  slight  surprise  to  your 
delight,  and  for  a  moment  you  are 
doubtful  if  it  be  indeed  the  moon. 
Full  seen  now  in  slow  ascension,  how 
she  deepens  the  whole  blue  serene 
of  heaven  !  For  a  while  you  know 
not  that  there  are  any  stars.  But 
look !  there  is  one  large  and  lus- 
trous— and  now  is  the  sky  bedropt 
with  diamonds,  dim  as  if  dewy ;  but 
there  will  be  no  rain  to  morrow,  for 
no  aerial  tresses  are  dishevelled 
along  the  "  lift;"  and  the  few 
clouds  there  are  braided  into  folds 
of  perfect  peace.  From  heaven 
we  withdraw  our  eyes,  and  they 
fall  quietly  on  the  house  of  God. 
Troutbech  Chapel — Langdale  Chapel 
—  Wythburn  Chapel  —  Buttermere 
Chapel— Wastdale  .Chapel  — -Seatb- 
waite  Chapel — we  bless  you  all !  And 
every  other  holy  edifice  that  cheers 
the  Sabbath-silence  of  the  moun- 
tains with  its  single  bell.  Children  are 
ye  of  one  mother-church,  and  true 
to  her  religious  faith,  in  your  hum- 
ble ritual,  as  minster  or  cathedral, 
"  Where,  through  the  long-drawn  aisle 

and  fretted  vault, 
The  pealing  anthem  swells  the  note  of 

praise. " 

A  sort  of  slumbrous  softness  seems 
as  if  it  were  dewily  sealing  our 
eyes,  and  sleep  whispers  us  to  steal 
away  with  her  into  the  land  of 
dreams.  Seven  long  leagues  of  a 
mountain-walk  are  something  to  a 
man  of  seventy — 'tis  seventeen  hours 
since  Christopher  and  the  Sun  arose 
—and  more  than  an  hour  ago  "  the 
wearied  sun  betook  himself  to  rest." 
The  remaining  luminary — not  the 
Moon— must  follow  the  example  ; 
his  age  entitles  him  to  the  single- 
bedded-room — and  his  night's  rest 
is  broken  by  the  mildest  snore. 
Good-night,  boys — and,  Jonathan,  see 
they  do  not  get  into  mischief  when 
their  guardian  has  gone  to  roost. 
"  To-morrow  for  fresh  fields  and  pastures 
new." 


Jsmcne  and  Zcattrfew 


ladJfiflol  dJiw  ebriBd  rfoode  odv/ 

And  found,  one  day,  where  crystal  streams 

Through  flowery  meads  meander, 
Asleep,  and  dreaming  golden  dreams 

Of  future  bliss,  Leai»der.  ^dj 


i  ni  bxofilq  *>  QttUi'lol    bflB    tb9Y1983'/q     8BW     "gui 

.  I  Nil  AND  LEANDER.      IN  THREE  BALLADS,  no  V/OH  89liffla 

.IsucdJ  ,9lil  lo  9raiiq  9dJ  ni 

(From  the  German  of  Holty.}\  Qqh  tntriityusb  ba& 
.ir.di  bl  id^tl  He  1?.-  orfw  euj}jR9'i3  xW9'iq  &  a^w  ^BriT 

FIRST   BALLAD 

qu  giai^dfiratfot  B*  ^'IO  H9980U   i9it    ,a£d!fii 
SiA'CE  Adam  did  the  fruit  receive  moil 

Of  sin,  there  ne'er  has  been  a         .:. 
More  beauteous  progeny  of  Kve      08IBT 

Than  was  the  fair  Isrnene*    gg  ^Sfiigil 
She  was — just  in  her  eighteenth  year— • 

A  sight  that  quite  entrances, 
Full-heaving  breast,  and  auburn  hair, 

And  fire  in  all  her  ghmccs^jjg^jjy'.j 

Her  figure  all  the  grace  bespeaks 

That  was  to  Venus  given  ; 
Two  blushing  roses  were  her  cheeks, 

Her  eyes  the  blue  of  heaven. 
Her  mouth  a  blooming  Paradise, 

With  ceaseless  smiles  abounding, 
And  when  she  sung  there  scem'd  the  voice 

Of  angel  choirs  resounding. 

And  yet— if  fame  be  not  a  liar, 


In  deeds  Ismene  boasted, 


For  which  she  now,  at  Old  Nick's  fire, 
Is  broil'd,  I  ween,  or  roasted  : 

For  spawn  of  frogs,  and  hairs  she  threw 
Into  the  parson's  churn, 

Diseased  the  flocks,  and  with  mildew 
Im^She  blasted  all  the  corn. 

B'lUfJnS   Jfidt   9J}} ' 
And  every  charm,  from  Satan,  she 

Of  witchery  inherits, 
And  at  her  call  attendant  be 

Swarms  of  infernal  spirits. 
Swifter  she  cuts  the  liquid  air, 

Upon  her  broomstick  sailing, 
While  loosely  streams  her  waving  hair, 

Than  steam-coach  on  a  railing. 

)<>    9tOf 

And  always  on  the  first  of  May, 
She  danced,  upon  the  Brocken, 

The  merry  midnight  hours  away, 
;  -,     With  scarce  a  muslin  frock  on. 

And  then,  at  times,  was  wont  to  rise, 
And  olay  the  beau,  Old  Clooty ; 

And  feast,  with  lustful  look,  his  eyes 
On  the  half-naked  beauty. 

aaoiB  ring  9dt  bajj  isrfqoJaridO 

Then  kiss'd  so  greedily  her  hand,?,^.^ 
As  if  he  would  devour  it?,.*  bangtfuy 

And  lay,  ev'n  on  the  sulphur  strand, 
With  love  quite  overpowered. 

And  many  a  weary  hour  he  spent, 
Poor  soul !  a-billet-douxing ; 

And  when,  at  length,  to  bed  he  went, 

His  dreams  were  all  of  wooing. 
99a(aBnjfiaoi(Dfl£ — - 

But  fair  Ismene  scorn'd  the  clown, 
And  laugh'd  at  his  effrontery  ; 

And  sought  her  lovers  in  the  town, 
And  sought  them  in  the  country  : 


He  dreamt  of  lovely  AdelaS4ao  QI(j 

To  him  her  hand  extending  ; 
And  blessedness  the  marriage  bed 

And  honey-moon  attending. 
Already  seem'd  the  priest  to  join 

The  loved  with  the  lover  ; 
And  marriage-ring,  and  vestments  fine, 

Before  his  fancy  hover. 

J  .'IfOiII 

And  bridal  maids  already  plait 

The  garlands  for  the  wedding  ; 
And  to  the  dance  of  neighbours  met 

Are  pipe  and  fiddle  aiding. 
What  think  you  then  ?  the  cunning  witch, 

As  she  this  way  did  wander, 
Approach'd  and  gave  his  ears  a  twitch, 

And  said,  "  Get  up,  Leander." 

And  she  was  like  in  every  whit 

To  her  whose  love  he  courted  ;     yni 
Leander  from  his  dreaming 

Bewitch'd  with  joy,  upstarted  j   i 
And  round  her  neck  his  arms  he  threw, 

And  many  a  kiss  imprinted  ; 
And  "  Are  you  here,  my  own  love  true  ?" 

He  cried,  like  one  demented. 


Then  hied  they  thence  to  shady  trees, 

Because  the  sun's  heat  fried  them, 
And  there  the  swain  bewilder'd  sees 

A  sight  that  quite  surprised  him  ; 
A  splendid  car  before  him  stood, 

With  gold  and  silver  flashing, 
And  coachman  gay,  in  merry  mood, 

The  milk-white  horses  lashing. 

Of  ivory  the  car  was  made, 

With  purest  opal  blended, 
Nor  mayor  nor  monarch  ever  had 

A  chariot  half  so  splendid. 
They  mount,  and  seat  themselves  within 

The  curricle  together  ; 
The  horses  rush  through  thick  and  thin 

Leander  knows  not  whither. 

oa  l*ssl  1«  —  $«i«iBoIa  ail*  won  JuS 
'Tis  strange,  but  authors  are  agreed  — 

They  soar  aloft  to  heaven, 
And  eagle's  flight,  with  lightning's  speed 

Unto  their  heels  is  given.  . 

But  we  will  let  our  couple  steer 

Their  airy  flight  together, 
And  if  this  ballad  good  appear, 

You  soon  shall  have  another. 


683 


Ismene  and  Leander. 


SECOND   BALLAD. 


[June, 


The  car  its  airy  voyage  steer'd 

With  never-ceasing  motion, 
Until  at  length  an  isle  appear'd 

Green  glittering  in  the  ocean. 
Jn  distant  southern  seas  it  lay, 

Which  never  Cook  sailed  over, 
Nor  those  so  famous  in  their  day, 

Great  Dampier  and  Vancouver. 

And  sure  it  was  a  paradise, 

All  earthly  bliss  unfurling; 
Joy  murmur'd  sweet  in  every  hreeze, 

And  in  the  streams  was  purling. 
A  dwelling  fit  for  gods,  I  ween, 

So  famed  in  ancient  story  ; 
In  thousand  dancing  floods  was  seen 

Bright  Phcebus'  golden  glory. 

And  zephyrs  bland  from  op'ning  flowers 

In  every  mead  snatch'd  kisses  ; 
Such  love  as  in  our  youthful  hours 

Is  wont  at  times  to  bless  us. 
And  round  about,  in  magic  glare, 

The  hyacinths  were  blooming, 
And  apricots  and  peaches  fair 

All  fragrant  and  perfuming. 

And  angel-voices  in  the  breeze 

Were  accents  sweet  expressing  ; 
And  turtle  dovelets  on  the  trees 

Were  cooing  and  caressing. 
Beneath  the  shade  of  matted  vines, 

O  magical  creation ! 
Out-gush'd  the  most  delicious  wines 

Into  a  golden  basin. 

And  in  the  lawn  was  distant  seen 

A  splendid  palace  towering, 
All  proudly  built  of  beryls  green, 

And  rays  of  glory  showering  ; 
The  windows  were  of  purple  hue, 

All  set  around  with  garnet  ; 
Wide  folding-doors  of  sapphires  blue 

Did  mightily  adorn  it. 

More  bright  than  mortal  mind  conceives, 

The  roof  with  gold  was  cover'd, 
And  round  about  the  drooping  eaves 

An  emerald  glory  hover'd. 
A  magic  castle,  sure  it  was, 

Erected  by  the  devil ; 
God  save  us  !  where  the  fairies  pass 

Their  days  and  nights  in  revel. 

Within,  a  large  saloon  received 

Ismene  and  her  lover, 
Where  tapestries  the  sight  deceived, 

All  gaily  pictured  over ; 
Jove,  changed  into  a  milk-white  swan, 

Among  the  reeds  was  skulking, 


And  by  the  hand  of  Titian 

Mars  put  to  shame  by  Vulcan. 

The  mighty  Sultan  eke  was  seen 

His  concubines  caressing, 
And  masks,  array'd  in  motley  sheen, 

In  Venice  were  grimacing  ; 
And  Mussulmans  in  paradise 

With  fairest  houris  gamboling, 
And  Dian  through  the  forest  trees 

With  all  her  virgins  rambling. 

And  here  they  lived  a  life  of  glee, 

Beside  the  smiling  ocean, 
And  every  morning  was  bohea 

Or  chocolade  their  potion. 
And  when  the  summer  sun  at  noon 

Had  reach'd  the  highest  heaven, 
A  banquet  in  the  large  saloon 

With  festal  pomp  was  given. 

Ismene  winks  and  straight  appear, 

Obedient  to  her  wishes, 
Before  Leander  was  aware, 

All  sorts  and  shapes  of  dishes. 
And  sturgeons  rich,  and  lampreys  fair, 

Were  brought  in  at  her  bidding, 
And  roasted  beef,  and  roasted  hare, 

And  last  of  all,  plumb-pudding. 

And  jellies  bright,  with  seedcake  baked 

By  skilful  hand  of  fairies, 
And  more  than  you  could  well  expect 

Of  currants  and  strawberries. 
And  glasses  stood  in  close  array 

Of  beer  and  ale  and  perry, 
And  after  dinner  good  tokay 

And  claret  made  them  merry. 

And  then  they  spent  sweet  hours  of  bliss 

Beneath  an  arbour  shady, 
Where    cards,  backgammon-board,    and 
chess, 

And  lemonade  were  ready ; 
And  waited  till  the  evening's  red 

Wide  o'er  the  west  was  streaming, 
And  to  their  supper  then  they  sped. 

From  golden  dishes  gleaming. 

And  when  the  groves,  in  silent  night, 

Selene  silver'd  over ; 
Then  wander'd  forth  in  bright  moonlight, 

Ismene  with  her  lover. 
Beneath  a  branching  myrtle's  shade 

They  laid  themselves  reclining, 
Where  Phoebe's  silver  glory  play'd 

Betwixt  the  leaflets  shining. 

And  arm  in  arm  entwined  they  lay, 
Their  heart's  desire  indulging ; 


1832.] 


Ismene  and  Leander. 


8SO 


And  more  they  did  than  modest  lay 

Is  fitted  for  divulging. 
And  round  about  were  myrtle  groves, 

Their  sweet  retreat  surrounding ; 
With  notes  of  birds  that  chirp'd  their 

loves, 
Melodiously  resounding. 

And  softest  breezes  from  the  west 
Were  through  their  ringlets  waving, 

And  o'er  their  gently  heaving  breast 
Ethereal  unguents  laving. 


And  when  at  length  night's  dewy  rain 

Love's  ardours  had  abated, 
They  hied  them  to  the  house  again, 

Where  softer  pillows  waited. 

And  sung,  instead  of  evening  prayer, 

Were  songs  anacreontic, 
And  loves  of  knights  and  damsels  fair, 

In  days  of  yore  romantic. 
And  then  their  weary  limbs  they  threw 

On  downy  couches  ample  : 
We,  with  your  leave,  shall  bid  adieu, 

And  follow  their  example. 


THIRD  BALLAD. 


Thus  passed  the  fleeting  hours  away, 

'Mid  every  earthly  joyance, 
Throughout  the  smiling  months  of  May 

And  June,  without  annoyance. 
But,  like  each  thoughtless  wight,  I  wot, 

In  luxury  that  wallows, 
Leander,  with  the  witch,  forgot 

The  misery  that  follows. 

With  sweetmeats  and  confects  was  so 
Disorder'd  his  digestion, 

That  whether  he  would  live  ano- 
ther week,  it  was  a  question. 

His  face  was  pale,  and  to  the  core 
His  worn-out  frame  was  shatter'd  ; 

And  like  a  man  of  eighty-four,' 
His  palsied  members  totter'd. 

And  rubies  and  carbuncles  play 

Upon  his  swoln  proboscis  ; 
Of  pimples  bright,  a  thick  array, 

His  bloated  cheek  embosses. 
With  dainty  bits,  and  sauces  rich, 

His  appetite  was  sated  ; 
The  magic  music  of  the  witch 

Upon  his  senses  grated. 

Then  to  the  lonesome  strand  he  fled, 

His  revelry  atoning  ; 
With  many  bitter  tears,  he  made 

A  pitiable  moaning. 
And  "  Adelaide,"  he  cried,  "  my  first, 

My  tr^Bfe  love,"  without  ceasing, 
And  wrung  his  hands,  while  sudden  burst 

A  flood  of  tears  increasing. 

i(  Perhaps  yet  in  her  mem'ry  she 

Leander's  name  is  keeping, 
With  sobs  and  sighs  mostwofully 

His  cruel  absence  weeping. 
O  •  could  I  kiss  those  tears  away 

Approving  my  affection, 
And  of  the  months  of  June  and  May 

Blot  out  the  recollection  ! 


"  Alas  !  alas  !  who  could  have  thought 

Of  such  a  sad  miscarriage  ! 
The  wedding-garments  all  were  bought, 

And  waiting  for  the  marriage. 
The  bans  of  wedlock  had  been  cried 

Twice  in  the  church  already  ; 
My  bride  with  tenderness  I  eyed, 

And  said, '  Next  week  I  wed  ye. ' 

"  The  day  was  fixed,  and  to  the  feast 

The  neighbours  were  invited, 
And  with  an  offering  the  priest 

Already  was  requited  ; 
But  now  our  golden  hopes  are  gone, 

Our  airy  vision  fled  is  • 
My  lovely  bride  is  left  alone, 

And  dying,  if  not  dead,  is." 

Nor  were  his  wofnl  cries,  I  ween, 

By  haughty  gods  neglected, 
But  in  the  distant  sea  was  seen 

A  sail,  when  least  expected. 
The  captain,  pitying  his  case, 

With  welcome  summons  hail'd  him  ; 
And  brought  him  to  the  selfsame  place, 

Where  first  the  witch  beheld  him. 

Ismene  stood  quite  petrified 

When  first  she  set  her  eyes  on 
The  sail,  whose  winged  flight  defied 

Pursuit,  in  the  horizon. 
And  tore  her  hair,  and  beat  her  breast, 

And  scratch'd  her  visage  over, 
And  threw  her  down  with  grief  oppress'd 

Where  late  had  slept  her  lover. 

And  spread  her  broomstick  to  the  wind, 

And  o'er  the  earth  did  wander, 
But  never  never  could  she  find 

Again  her  lost  Leander. 
And  after  many  a  year  had  pass'd, 

In  many  a  strange  adventure, 
They  burnt  her  for  a  witch  at  last, 

And  to  the  devil  sent  her. 


884  Tom  Crtnytes 

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TOM  CRINGLE  S   LOG, 

6T9dW 

SCENES  IN  JAMAICA. 
3   <fU3m  Yli 

I  CONFESS  that  I  did  not  promise 
myself  much  pleasure  from  my  cruise 
ashore;  somehow  or  other  I  had  made 
up  my  mind  to  believe,  that  in  Ja- 
maica, putting  aside  the  magnificence 
and  natural  beauty  of  the  face  of  the 
country,  there  was  little  to  interest 
me.  I  had  pictured  to  myself  the 
slaves — a  miserable,  squalid, half-fed, 
ill-clothed,  over-worked  race — and 
their  masters,  and  the  white  inhabi- 
tants generally,  as  an  unwholesome- 
looking  crew  of  saffron- faced  tyrants, 
who  wore  straw  hats  with  umbrella 
brims,  wide  trowsers,  and  calico  jack- 
ets, living  on  pepper  pot  and  land 
crabs,  and  drinking  sangaree  and 


f*aivbB  eiil 


[June, 


b  "jfliJaacridB 

• 


smoking  cigars  the  whole  day ;  in  a 
word,  that  all  that  Bryan  Edwards 
and  others  had  written  regarding  the 
civilisation  of  the  West  Indies  was  a 
fable.  But  I  was  agreeably  undecei- 
ved; for  although  I  did  meet  with 
some  extraordinary  characters,  and 
witnessed  not  a  few  rum  scenes,  yet 
on  the  whole  I  gratefully  bear  wit- 
ness to  the  great  hospitality  of  the 
inhabitants,  both  in  the  towns  and  in 
the  country.  In  Kingston  the  society 
was  exceedingly  good,  as  good,  I  can 
freely  affirm,  as  I  ever  met  with  in 
any  provincial  town  anywhere ;  and 
there  prevailed  a  warmth  of  heart, 
and  a  kindliness  both  in  the  males 
and  females  of  those  families  to 
which  I  had  the  good  fortune  to  be 
introduced,  that  I  never  experienced 
out  of  Jamaica. 

At  the  period  I  am  describing,  the 
island  was  in  the  hey-day  of  its  pros- 
perity, and  the  harbour  of  Kingston 
was  full  of  shipping.  I  had  never 
before  seen  so  superb  a  mercantile 
haven;  it  is  completely  land-locked, 
and  the  whole  navy  of  England  might 
ride  in  it  commodiously. 

Oil  the  sea  face  it  is  almost  im- 
pregnable, for  it  would  be  little  short 
of  a  miracle  for  an  invading  squadron 
to  wind  its  way  through  the  labyrinth 
of  shoals  and  reefs  lying  off  the  mouth 
of  it,  amongst  which  the  channels  are 
so  narrow  and  intricate,  that  at  three 
or  four  points  the  sinking  of  a  sand 
barge  would  effectually  block  up  all 


ingress ;  but,  independently  of  this, 
the  entrance  at  Port-Royal  is  defend- 
ed by  very  strong  works,  the  guns 
ranging  the  whole  way  across,  while, 
a  little  farther  on,  the  attacking  ships 
would  be  exposed  to  a  cross  fire  from 
the  heavy  metal  of  the  Apostles'  Bat- 
tery; and  even  assuming  all  these 
obstacles  to  be  overcome,  and  the 
passage  into  the  harbour  forced,  be- 
fore they  could  pass  the  narrows  to 
get  up  to  the  anchorage  at  Kingston, 
they  would  be  blown  out  of  the 
water  by  a  raking  fire  from  sixty 
pieces  of  large  cannon  on  Fort  Au- 
gusta, which  is  so  situated  that  they 
would  have  to  turn  to  windward  for 
at  least  half  an  hour,  in  a  strait  which 
at  the  widest,  would  not  allow  them 
to  reach  beyond  musket-shot  of  the 
walls.  Fortunately,  as  yet  Mr  Can- 
ning had  not  called  his  New  World 
into  existence,  and  the  whole  of  the 
trade-  of  Terra  Firma,  from  Porto 
Cavello  down  to  Chagres,the  greater 
part  of  the  trade  of  the  islands  of 
Cuba  and  San  Domingo,  and  even 
that  of  Lima  and  San  Bias,  and  the 
other  ports  of  the  Pacific,  carried  on 
across  the  Isthmus  of  Darien,  centred 
in  Kingston,  the  usual  supplies 
through  Cadiz  being  stopped  by  the 
advance  of  the  French  in  the  Penin- 
sula. The  result  of  this  princely 
traffic,  more  magnificent  than  that  of 
Tyre,  was  a  stream  of  gold  arid  silver 
flowing  into  the  Bank  of  England,  to 
the  extent  of  three  millions  of  pounds 
sterling  annually  in  return  for  British 
manufactures;  thus  supplying  the 
sinews  of  war  to  the  government  at 
home,  and  besides  the  advantage  of 
so  large  a  mart,  employing  an  im- 
mense amount  of  British  tonnage, 
and  many  thousand  seamen;  and  in 
numberless  ways  opening  up  new 
outlets  to  British  enterprise  and  ca- 
pital. Alas  !  alas !  where  is  all  this 
now  ?  The  echo  of  the  empty  stores 
might  answer  "  where!" 

On  arriving  at  Kingston,  my  first 
object  was  to  seek  out  Mr  ***,  the 
admiral's  agent,  and  one  of  the  most 
extensive  merchants  in  the  place,  in 
order  to  deliver  some  letters  to  him, 


1832.] 


Tom  Cringle's  Log, 


and  get  his  advice  as  to  my  future 
proceedings.  Mr  Callaloo  undertook 
to  be  my  pilot,  striding  along  a-beam 
of  me,  and  leaving  in  his  wake  two 
serpentine  dottings  on  the  pavement 
from  the  droppings  of  water  from  his 
voluminous  coat -skirts,  which  had 
been  thoroughly  soaked  from  his  re- 
cent ducking. 

Every  thing  appeared  to  be  thri- 
ving, and  as  we  passed  along,  the  hot 
sandy  streets  were  crowded  with 
drays  conveying  goods  from  the 
wharfs  to  the  stores,  and  from  the 
stores  to  the  Spanish  Posadas.  The 
merchants  of  the  place,  active,  sharp- 
looking  men,  were  seen  grouped  un- 
der the  piazzas  in  earnest  conversa- 
tion with  their  Spanish  customers, 
or  perched  on  the  top  of  the  bales  and 
boxes  just  landed,  waiting  to  hook 
the  gingham-coated,  Moorish-look- 
ing Dons,  as  they  came  along  with 
cigars  in  their  mouths,  and  a  train  of 
negro  servants  following  them  with 
fire  buckets  on  their  heads,  filled  with 
pesos  faeries.  The  appearance  of 
the  town  itself  was  novel  and  plea- 
sing ;  the  houses,  mostly  of  two  sto- 
ries, looked  as  if  they  had  been  built 
of  cards,  most  of  them  being  sur- 
rounded with  piazzas  from  ten  to 
fourteen  feet  wide,  gaily  painted 
with  green  and  white,  and  formed  by 
the  roofs  projecting  beyond  the  brick 
walls  or  shells  of  the  houses.  On  the 
ground-floor  these  piazzas  are  open, 
and  in  the  lower  part  of  the  town, 
where  the  houses  are  built  contigu- 
ous to  each  other,  they  form  a  co- 
vered way,  affording  a  most  grateful 
shelter  from  the  sun,  on  each  side  of 
the  streets,  which  last  are  unpaved, 
and  more  like  dry  river-courses, 
than  thoroughfares  in  a  Christian 
town.  On  the  floor  above,  the  bal- 
conies are  shut  in  with  a  sort  of 
movable  blinds,  called  "Jealousies," 
like  large-bladed  Venetian  blinds 
fixed  in  frames,  with  here  and  there 
a  glazed  sash  to  admit  light  in  bad 
.weather  when  the  blinds  are  closed. 
In  the  upper  part  of  the  town  the  ef- 
fect is  very  beautiful,  every  house 
standing  detached  from  its  neigh- 
bour, in  its  little  garden  filled  with 
vines,  fruit-trees,  and  stately  palms, 
and  cocoa-nut  trees,  with  a  court  of 
negro  houses  and  offices  behind,  and 
a  patriarchal-looking  draw-well  in 
the  centre,  generally  overshadowed 


885 

by  a  magnificent  wild  tamarind. 
When  I  arrived  at  the  great  mer- 
chant's place  of  business,  I  was 
shewn  into  a  lofty  cool  room,  with  a 
range  of  desks  along  the  walls,  where 
a  dozen  clerks  were  quill-driving. 
In  the  centre  sat  my  man,  a  small 
sallow,  yet  perfectly  gentlemanlike 
personage.  "  Dat  is  massa,"  quoth 
my  black  usher.  I  accordingly  walk- 
ed up  to  him,  and  presented  my  let- 
ter. He  never  lifted  his  head  from 
his  paper,  which  I  had  half  a  mind 
to  resent ;  but  at  the  moment  there 
was  a  bustle  in  the  piazza,  and  a 
group  of  navy  officers,  amongst 
whom  was  the  admiral,  came  in.  My 
silent  friend  was  now  alert  enough, 
and  profuse  of  his  bows  and  smiles. 
"  Who  have  we  here?  'Who  is  that 
boy,  L — ?"  said  the  admiral  to  his 
secretary.  "  Young  Cringle,  sir,  the 
only  one  except  Mr  Splinter  saved 
from  the  Torch ;  he  was  first  on  the 
Admiralty  list  'tother  day." 

"  What,  the  lad  Willoughby  spoke 
so  well  of?" 

"  The  same,  sir,  he  got  his  pro- 
motion by  last  packet." 

"  I  know,  I  know.  I  say,  Mr  Crin- 
gle, you  are  appointed  to  the  Fire- 
brand, do  you  know  that  ?" 

I  did  not  know  it,  and  began  to 
fear  my  cruise  on  shore  was  all  up. 

"  But  I  don't  look  for  her  from 
Havanna  for  a  month ;  so  leave  your 
address  with  L — ,  that  you  may  get 
the  order  to  join  when  she  does 
come." 

It  appeared  that  I  had  seen  the 
worst  of  the  agent,  for  he  gave  me  a 
very  kind  invitation  to  stay  some 
days  with  him,  and  drove  me  home 
in  his  ketureen,  a  sort  of  sedan  chair, 
with  the  front  and  sides  knocked  out, 
and  mounted  on  a  gig  body.  Before 
dinner  we  were  lounging  about  the 
piazza,  and  looking  down  into  the 
street,  when  a  negro  funeral  came 
past,  preceded  by  a  squad  of  drunk- 
en black  vagabonds,  singing  and 
playing  on  gumbies,  African  drums, 
made  out  of  pieces  of  hollow  trees, 
about  six  feet  long,  witli  skins  bra- 
ced over  them,  each  carried  by  one 
man,  while  another  beats  it  with  his 
open  hands.  The  coffin  was  borne 
along  on  the  heads  of  two  negroes — 
a  negro  carries  every  thing  on  his 
head,  from  a  bale  of  goods  to  a  wine- 
glass or  tea-cup,  It  is  a  practice  for 
o  * 


88D 


Tom  Cringle's  Log. 


[June, 


the  bearers,  when  they  come  near 
the  house  of  any  one  against  whom 
the  deceased  was  supposed  to  have 
had  a  grudge,  to  pretend  that  the 
coffin  will  not  pass  by,  and  in  the 
present  case,  when  they  came  oppo- 
site to  where  we  stood,  they  began 
to  wheel  round  and  round,  and  to 
stagger  under  their  load,  while  the 
choristers  shouted  at  the  top  of  their 
lungs. 

"  We  beg  you,  shipmate,  for  come 
along — do,  broder,  come  away;" 
then  another  reel.  "  What,  you  no 
wantee  go  in  a  hole,  eh  ?  You  hab 
grudge  gainst  somebody  lif  here, 
eh!"  —  Another  devil  of  a  lurch 
— "  Massa  *  *  *  housekeeper,  eh  ? 
Ah,  it  must  be!" — A  tremendous 
stagger — "  Oh,  Massa  *  *  *  dollar 
for  drink  j  someting  to  hold  play" 
(negro  wake)  "  in  Spring -path," 
(the  negro  burying-ground ;)  "Be- 
diacko  say  him  won't  pass  less  you 
give  it."  And  here  they  began  to 
spin  round  more  violently  than  be- 
fore ;  but  at  the  instant  a  drove  of 
bullocks  coming  along,  they  got  en- 
tangled amongst  them,  and  down 
went  body  and  bearers  and  all,  the 
coffin  bursting  in  the  fall,  and  the 
dead  corpse,  with  its  white  grave 
clothes  and  black  face,  rolling  over 
and  over  in  the  sand  amongst  the  feet 
of  the  cattle.  It  was  immediately 
caught  up,  however,  bundled  into 
the  coffin  again,  and  away  they  stag- 
gered, drumming  and  singing  as  loud- 
ly as  before. 

The  party  at  dinner  was  a  large 
one  j  every  thing  in  good  style,  wines 
superb,  turtle,  &c.,  magnificent,  and 
the  company  exceedingly  companion- 
able. A  Mr  Francis  Fyall,  (a  great 
planting  attorney,  that  is,  an  agent  for 
a  number  of  proprietors  of  estates, 
who  preferred  living  in  England,  and 
paying  a  commission  to  him  for  ma- 
naging in  Jamaica,  to  facing  the  cli- 
mate themselves,)  to  whom  I  had  an 
introduction,  rather  posed  me,  by 
asking  me  during  dinner,  if  I  would 
take  any  thing  in  the  long  way  with 
him,  which  he  explained  by  saying 
he  would  be  glad  to  take  a  glass  of 
small  beer  with  me.  This,  after  a  de- 
luge of  Madeira,  Champagne,  and 
all  manner  of  light  wines,  was  rather 
trying ;  but  I  kept  my  countenance 
as  well  as  I  could.  One  thing  I  re- 
member struck  me  as  remarkable, 
just  as  we  were  rising  to  go  to  the 


drawirigroom,a  cloud  of  winged  ants 
burst  in  upon  us  through  the  open 
windows,  and  had  it  not  been  for  the 
glass  shades,  would  have  extinguish- 
ed the  candles ;  but  when  they  had 
once  settled  on  the  table,  they  deli- 
berately wriggled  themselves  free  of 
their  wings,  as  one  would  cast  off  a 
great  coat,  and  crept  away  in  their 
simple  and  more  humble  capacity  of 
creeping  things.  Next  day  I  went  to 

wait  on  my  relation,  Mrs  S ; 

I  had  had  a  confoundedly  hot  walk 
through  the  burning  sandy  streets, 
and  was  nearly  blinded  by  the  re- 
flection from  them,  as  I  ascended  the 
front  stairs.  There  are  no  carpets  in 
the  houses  in  Jamaica ;  but  the  floors, 
which  are  often  of  mahogany,  are 
beautifully  polished,  and  shine  like  a 
well-kept  dinner  table.  They  are, 
of  course,  very  slippery,  and  require 
wary  walking  till  one  gets  accustom- 
ed to  them.  The  rooms  are  made 
exceedingly  dark  during  the  heat  of 
the  day,  according  to  the  prevailing 
practice  in  all  ardent  climates.  A 
black  footman,  very  handsomely 
dressed,  all  to  his  bare  legs,  (I  thought 
at  first  he  had  black  silk  stockings 
on,)  preceded  me,  and  when  he  reach- 
ed the  drawingroom  door,  asked  my 
name.  I  told  him,  "  Mr  Cringle"— 
whereupon  he  sung  out  to  my  dis- 
may— "  Massa  Captain  Ringtail  to 
wait  pan  Misses." 

This  put  me  out  a  leetle — especial- 
ly as  I  heard  some  one  say — '*  Cap- 
tain who — what  a  very  odd  name  ?" 

But  I  had  no  time  for  reflection, 
as  I  had  not  blundered  three  steps 
out  of  the  glare  of  the  Piazza,  into 
the  palpable  obscure  of  the  darkened 
drawingroom,  black  as  night  from  the 
contrast,  when  I  capsized  headlong 
over  an  ottoman  in  the  middle  of  the 
apartment,  and  floundered  right  in- 
to the  middle  of  a  group  of  young 
ladies,  and  one  or  two  lapdogs,  by 
whom  it  was  conjointly  occupied. 
Trying  to  recover  myself,  I  slipped 
on  the  glasslike  floor,and  came  down 
stern  foremost,  and  being  now  regu- 
larly at  the  slack  end,  for  I  could  not 
well  get  lower,  I  sat  still  scratching 
my  caput  in  the  midst  of  a  gay  com- 
pany of  morning  visitors,  enjoying 
the  gratifying  consciousness  that  I 
was  distinctly  visible  to  them,  al- 
though my  dazzled  optics  could  as 
yet  distinguish  nothing.  To  add  to 
my  pleasurqable  sensations,  I  now 


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perceived  from  the  coldness  of  the 
floor,  that'  in  my  downfall  the  catas- 
trophe of  my  unmentionables  had 
been  grievously  rent,  but  1  had  no- 
thing for  it  but  sitting  patiently  still 
amidst  the  suppressed  laughter  of 
the  company,  until  I  became  accus- 
tomed to  the  twilight,  and  they,  like 
bright  stars,  began  to  dawn  on  my 
bewildered  senses  in  all  their  love- 
liness, and  prodigiously  handsome 
women  some  of  them  were,  for  the 
Creoles,  so  far  as  figure  is  concerned, 
are  generally  perfect,  while  beautiful 
features  are  not  wanting,  and  my  tra- 
vel had  reconciled  me  to  the  absence 
of  the  rose  from  their  cheeks.  My 
eldest  cousin  Mary  (where  is  there 
a  name  like  Mary?)  now  approached, 
she  and  I  were  old  friends,  and  many 
a  junketing  we  used  to  have  in  my 
father's  house  during  the  holidays, 
when  she  was  a  boarding-school  girl 
in  England.  My  hardihood  and  self- 
possession  returned,  under  the  dou- 
ble gratification  of  seeing  her,  and 
the  certainty  that  my  blushes  (for  my 
cheeks  were  glowing  like  hot  iron) 
could  not  have  been  observed  in  the 
subdued  green  light  that  pervaded 
the  room. 

"  Well,  Tom,  since  you  are  no 
longer  dazzled,  and  see  us  all  now, 
you  had  better  get  up,  hadn't  you—- 
you see  mamma  is  waiting  there  to 
embrace  you  ?" 

"  Why,  I  think  myself  I  had  better; 
but  when  I  broached- to  so  sudden- 
ly, I  split  my  lower  canvass,  Mary, 
and  I  cannot  budge  until  your  mother 
lends  me  a  petticoat." 

"  A  what  ?  you  are  crazy,  Tom" — 
"  Not  a  whit,  not  a  whit,  why  I 
have  split  my — ahem." 

"  This  is  speaking  plain,  an't  it  ?" 
Away  tripped  the  sylph-like  girl, 
and  in  a  twinkling  re-appeared  with 
the  desired  garment,  which  in  a  con- 
vulsion of  laughter  she  slipped  over 
my  head  as  I  sat  on  the  floor;  and 
having  fastened  it  properly  round  my 
waist,  I  rose  and  paid  my  respects 
to  my  warm-hearted  relations.  But 
that  petticoat — Itcouldnothave  been 
the  old  woman's,  there  could  have 
been  no  such  virtue  in  an  old  wo- 
man's petticoat ;  no,  no,  it  must  ei- 
ther have  been  a  charmed  garment, 
or — or — Mary's  own ;  for  from  that 
hour  I  was  a  lost  man,  and  the  devo- 
ted slave  of  her  large  black  eyes,  and 
high  pale  forehead.  "  Oh,  murder— 


887 

you  speak  of  the  sun  dazzling,  what 
is  it  to  the  lustre  of  that  same  eye  of 
yours,  Mary  ?" 

In  the  evening  I  escorted  the  ladies 
to  a  ball,  (by  the  way,  a  West  In- 
dia ball-room  being  a  perfect  lantern, 
open  to  the  four  winds  of  heaven,  is 
cooler  than  a  ball-room  any  where 
else,)  and  a  very  gay  affair  it  turned 
out  to  be,  although  I  had  more  trou- 
ble in  getting  admittance  than  I  bar- 
gained for,  and  was  witness  to  as 
comical  a  row  (considering  the  very 
frivolous  origin  of  it,  and  the  quality 
of  the  parties  engaged  in  it)  as  ever 
took  place  even  in  that  peppery 
country,  where,  I  verily  believe,  the 
temper  of  the  people,  generous 
though  it  be  in  the  main,  is  hotter 
than  the  climate,  and  that,  God 
knows!  is  sudoriferous  enough.  I 
was  walking  through  the  entrance 
saloon  with  my  fair  cousin  on  my 
arm,  stepping  out  like  a  hero  to  the 
opening  crash  of  a  fine  military  band, 
towards  the  entrance  of  the  splendid 
ball-room  filled  with  elegant  com- 
pany, brilliantly  lighted  up  and  orna- 
mented with  the  most  rare  and  beau- 
tiful shrubs  and  flowers,  which  no 
European  conservatory  could  have 
furnished  forth,  and  arched  over- 
head with  palm  branches  and  a  pro- 
fusion of  evergreens,  while  the  po- 
lished floor,  like  one  vast  mirror,  re- 
flected the  fine  forms  of  the  pale  but 
lovely  black-eyed  and  black-haired 
West  Indian  dames,  glancing  amidst 
the  more  sombre  dresses  of  their 
partners,  while  the  whole  group  was 
relieved  by  being  here  and  there 
spangled  with  a  rich  naval  or  milita- 
ry uniform.  As  we  approached,  a 
constable  put  his  staff  across  the 
doorway. 

"  Beg  pardon,  sir,  but  you  are  not 
in  full  dress." 

Now  this  was  the  first  night  where- 
on I  had  sported  my  lieutenant's  uni- 
form, and  with  my  gold  swab  on  my 
shoulder,  the  sparkling  bullion  glan- 
cing in  the  corner  of  my  eye  at  the 
very  moment,  my  dress-sword  by 
my  side,  gold  buckles  in  my  shoes, 
and  spotless  white  trowsers,  I  had, 
in  my  innocence,  considered  myself 
a  deuced  killing  fellow,  and  felt  pro- 
portionably  mortified  at  this  address. 

"  No  one  can  be  admitted  in  trow- 
sers, sir,"  said  the  man. 

"  Shiver  my  timbers  !"  I  could  not 
help  the  exclamation,  the  transac- 


888 

tions  of  the  morning  crowding  on  my 
recollection ;  "  shiver  my  timbers  ! 
is  my  fate  in  this  strange  country  to 
be  for  ever  irrevocably  bound  up  in 
a  pair  of  breeches  ?" 

My  cousin  pinched  my  arm.— 
"  Hush,  Tom;  go  home  and  get 
mamma's  petticoat." 

The  man  was  peremptory ;  and  as 
there  was  no  use  in  getting  into  a 
squabble  about  such  a  trifle,  I  hand- 
ed my  partner  over  to  the  care  of  a 
gentleman  of  the  party,  who  was  for- 
tunately accoutred  according  to  rule, 
and,  stepping  to  my  quarters,  I  equip- 
ped myself  in  a  pair  of  tight  nether 
integuments,  and  returned  to  the 
ball-room.  By  this  time  there  was 
the  devil  to  pay ;  the  entrance  saloon 
was  crowded  with  military  and  naval 
men,  high  in  oath,  and  headed  by  no 
less  a  person  than  a  general  officer, 
and  a  one-armed  man,  one  of  the 
chief  civil  officers  in  the  place,  and 
who  had  been  a  sailor  in  his  youth. 
I  was  just  in  time  to  see  the  advance 
of  the  combined  column  to  the  door 
of  the  ball-room,  through  which  they 
drove  the  picket  of  constables  like 
chaff,  and  then  halted.  The  one- 
armed  functionary,  a  most  powerful 
and  very  handsome  man,  now  de- 
tached himself  from  the  phalanx,  and 
strode  up  to  the  advanced  guard  of 
stewards  clustered  in  front  of  the 
ladies,  who  had  shrunk  together  into 
a  corner  of  the  room,  like  so  many 
frightened  hares. 

The  place  being  now  patent  to  me, 
I  walked  up  to  comfort  my  party, 
and  could  see  all  that  passed.  The 
champion  of  the  Excluded  had  taken 
the  precaution  to  roll  up  the  legs  of 
his  trowsers,  and  to  tie  them  tightly 
at  the  knee  with  his  garters,  which 
gave  him  the  appearance  of  a  Dutch 
skipper ;  and  in  all  the  consciousness 
of  being  now  properly  arrayed,  he 
walked  up  to  one  of  the  men  in 
authority — a  small  pot-bellied  gen- 
tleman, and  set  himself  to  intercede 
for  the  attacking  column,  the  head  of 
which  was  still  lowering  at  the  door. 
But  the  little  steward  speedily  inter- 
rupted him. 

"  Why,  Mr  ,  rules  must  be 

maintained,  and  let  me  see," — here 
he  peered  through  his  glass  at  the 
substantial  supporters  of  our  friend, 
— "  as  I  live,  you  yourself  are  inad- 
missible." 

The  giant  laughed.—"  Damn  the 


Tom  Cringle's  Loty. 


[June, 


body,  he  must  have  been  a  tailor! — 
Charge,  my  fine  fellows,  and  throw 
the  constables  out  of  the  window, 
and  the  stewards  after  them.  Every 
man  his  bird ;  and  here  goes  for  my 
Cock  Robin."  With  that  he  made  a 
grab  at  his  Lilliputian  antagonist,  but 
missed  him,  as  lie  slid  away  amongst 
the  women  like  an  eel,  while  his 
pursuer,  brandishing  his  wooden  arm 
on  high,  to  which  I  now  perceived, 
for  the  first  time,  that  there  was  a 
large  steel  hook  appended,  exclaim- 
ed in  a  broad  Scotch  accent,  "  Ah,  if 
I  had  but  caught  the  creature,  I 
would  have  clapt  this  in  his  mouth, 
and  played  him  like  a  salmon/' 

At  this  signal,  in  poured  the  mass 
of  soldiers  and  sailors ;  the  consta- 
bles vanished  in  an  instant ;  the  stew- 
ards were  driven  back  upon  the 
ladies ;  and  such  fainting  and  scream- 
ing, and  swearing  and  threatening, 
and  shying  of  cards,  and  fixing  of 
time  and  place  for  a  cool  turn  in  the 
morning,  it  had  never  been  my  good 
fortune  to  witness  before  or  since. 
My  wig!  thought  I,  a  precious  coun- 
try, where  a  man's  life  may  be  peril- 
ed by  the  fashion  of  the  covering  to 
his  nakedness ! 

Next  day,  Mr  Fyall,  who,  I  after- 
wards learned,  was  a  most  estimable 
man  in  substantiate,  although  some- 
what eccentric  in  small  matters,  call- 
ed, and  invited  me  to  accompany  him 
.on  a  cruise  amongst  some  of  the  estates 
under  his  management.  This  was 
the  very  thing  I  desired,  and  three 
days  afterwards  I  left  my  kind 
friends  in  Kingston,  and  set  forth  on 
my  visit  to  Mr  Fyall,  AV!IO  lived  about 
seven  miles  from  town. 

The  morning  was  fine  as  usual, 
although  about  noon  the  clouds,  thin 
and  fleecy  and  transparent  at  first, 
but  gradually  settling  down  more 
dense  and  heavy,  began  to  congre- 
gate on  the  summit  of  the  Liguanea 
Mountains,  which  rises  about  four 
miles  distant,  to  a  height  of  near 
5000  feet,  in  rear  of  the  town.  It 
thundered  too  a  little  now  and  then 
in  the  same  direction,  but  this  was 
an  every-day  occurrence  in  Jamai- 
ca at  this  season,  and  as  I  had  only 
seven  miles  to  go,  off  I  started  in  a 
gig  of  mine  host's,  with  my  portman- 
teau well  secured  under  a  tarpaulin, 
in  defiance  of  all  threatening  appear- 
ances, crowding  sail,  and  urging  the 
noble  roan,  that  had  me  in  tow,  close 


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Tom  Cringles  Log. 


889 


upon  thirteen  knots.  I  had  not  gone 
above  three  miles,  however,  when 
the  sky  in  a  moment  changed  from 
the  intense  glare  of  a  tropical  noon- 
tide, to  the  deepest  gloom,  as  if  a  bad 
angel  had  suddenly  overshadowed 
us,  and  interposed  his  dark  wings 
between  us  and  the  blessed  sun  ,•  in- 
deed, so  instantaneous  was  the  effect, 
that  it  reminded  me  of  the  withdraw- 
ing of  the  foot-lights  in  a  theatre. 
The  road  now  wound  round  the  base 
of  a  precipitous  spur  from  the  Li- 
guanea  Mountains,  which,  far  from 
melting  into  the  level  country  by 
gradual  and  decreasing  undulations, 
shot  boldly  out  nearly  a  mile  from 
the  main  range,  and  that  so  abrupt- 
ly, that  it  seemed  morticed  into  the 
plain,  like  a  rugged  promontory  run- 
ning into  a  frozen  lake.  On  looking 
up  along  the  ridge  of  this  prong,  I 
saw  the  lowering  mass  of  black 
clouds  gradually  spread  out,  and  de- 
tach themselves  from  the  summits  of 
the  loftier  mountains,  to  which  they 
had  clung  the  whole  morning,  and 
begin  to  roll  slowly  down  the  hill, 
seeming  to  touch  the  tree  tops,while 
along  their  lower  edges  hung  a  fringe 
of  dark  vapour,  or  rather  shreds  of 
cloud  in  rapid  motion,  that  shifted 
about,  and  shot  out  and  shortened 
like  streamers. 

As  yet,  there  was  no  lightning  nor 
rain,  and  in  the  expectation  of  esca- 
ping the  shower,  as  the  wind  was  with 
me,  I  made  more  sail,  pushing  the 
horse  into  a  gallop,  to  the  great  dis- 
composure of  the  negro  who  sat  be- 
side me.  "  Massa,  you  can't  escape 
it,  you  are  galloping  into;  don't  Massa 
hear  de  sound  of  de  rain  coming 
along  against  de  wind,  and  smell  de 
earthy  smell  of  him  like  one  new 
made  grave?" 

"  The  sound  of  the  rain."  In  ano- 
ther clime,  long,  long  ago,  I  had  often 
read  at  my  old  mother's  knee, "  And 
Elijah  said  unto  Ahab,  there  is  a 
sound  of  abundance  of  rain,  prepare 
thy  chariot,  and  get  thee  down,  that 
the  rain  stop  thee  not;  and  it  came  to 
pass,  in  the  meanwhile^  that  the  hea- 
ven was  dark  with  clouds  and  wind, 
and  there  was  a  great  rain." 

I  looked,  and  so  it  was,  for  in  an 
instant  a  white  sheet  of  the  heaviest 
rain  I  had  ever  seen,  (if  rain  it  might 
be  called,  for  it  was  more  like  a  Ava- 
ter-spout,)  fell  from  the  lower  edge 
VOL.  xxxi,  NO.  cxcv. 


of  the  black  cloud,  with  a  strong 
rushing  noise,  that  increased  to  a 
loud  roar  like  that  of  a  waterfall.  As 
it  came  along,  it  seemed  to  devour 
the  rocks  and  trees,  for  they  disap- 
peared behind  the  watery  ekreen  the 
instant  it  reached  them.  We  saw  it 
ahend  of  us  for  more  than  a  mile 
coming  along  the  road,  preceded  by 
a  black  line  trom  the  moistening  of 
the  white  dust,  right  in  the  wind's 
eye,  and  with  such  an  even  front, 
that  I  verily  believe  it  was  descend- 
ing in  buckets  full  on  my  horse's 
head,  while  as  yet  not  one  drop  had 
reached  me.  At  this  moment,  the 
adjutant-general  of  the  forces,  Colo- 
nel F ,  of  the  Coldstream. 

Guards,  in  his  tandem,  drawn  by 
two  sprightly  blood  bays,  with  his 
servant,  a  light  boy,  mounted  Creole 
fashion  on  the  leader,  was  coming 
up  in  my  wake  at  a  spot  where  the 
road  sank  into  a  hollow,  and  was 
traversed  by  a  water  course  already 
running  knee  deep,  although  dry  as 
a  bone  but  the  minute  before. 

I  was  now  drenched  to  the  skin, 
the  water  pouring  out  in  cascades 
from  both  sides  or  the  vehicle,  when 
just  as  I  reached  the  top  of  the  oppo- 
site bank,  there  was  a  flash  of  light- 
ning so  vivid,  accompanied  by  an 
explosion  so  loud  and  tremendous, 
that  my  horse,  trembling  from  stem 
to  stern,  stood  dead  still;  the  dusky 
youth  by  my  side  jumped  out,  and 
buried  his  snout  in  the  mud,  like  a 
porker  in  Spain  nuzzling  for  acorns, 
and  I  felt  more  queerishthau  I  would 
willingly  have  confessed  to.  I  could 
have  knelt  and  prayed.  The  noise  of 
the  thunder  was  a  sharp  ear-piercing 
crash,  as  if  the  whole  vault  of  heaven 
had  been  made  of  glass,  and  had 
been  shivered  at  a  blow  by  the  hand 
of  the  Almighty. 

It  was,  I  am  sure,  twenty  seconds 
before  the  usual  roar  and  rumbling 
from  the  reverberation  of  the  report 
from  the  hills,  and  among  the  clouds, 
was  heard. 

I  drove  on,  and  arrived  just  in 
time  to  dress  for  dinner,  but  I  did 
not  learn  till  next  day,  that  the  flash 
which  paralysed  me,  had  struck  dead 
the  Colonel's  servant  and  leading 
horse,  as  he  ascended  the  bank  of 
the  ravine,  by  this  time  so  much 
swollen,  that  the  body  of  the  lad 
was  washed  off  the  road  into  the 
3  M 


Tom  Cringle's  Log. 


900 

neighbouring  gully,  where  it  was 
found,  when  the  waters  subsided, 
entirely  covered  with  sand.  I  found 
the  party  congregated  in  the  piazza 
around  Mr  Fyall,  who  was  passing 
his  jokes,  without  much  regard  to 
the  feelings  of  his  guests,  and  exhi- 
biting as  great  a  disregard  of  the 
common  civilities  and  courtesies  of 
life  as  can  be  well  imagined.  One  of 
the  party  was  a  little  red-faced  gen- 
tleman, Peregrine  Whiffle,  Esquire,by 
name,  who,  in  Jamaica  parlance,  was 
designated  an  extraordinary  master  in 
Chancery,  the  overseer  of  the  pen, 
or  breeding- farm,  in  the  great  house 
as  it  is  called,  or  mansion-house,  of 
which  Mr  Fyall  resided,  and  a  merry, 
laughing,  intelligent,  round,  red-faced 
man,  with  a  sort  of  Duncan  Kuock- 
dunder  nose,  through  the  wide  nos- 
trils of  which  you  could  see  a  cable's 
length  into  his  head  ;  he  was  either 
Fyall's  head  clerk,  or  a  sort  of  first 
lieutenant;  these  personages  and 
myself  composed  the  party.  The 
dinner  itself  was  excellent,  although 
rather  of  the  rough-and-round  order ; 
the  wines  and  food  intrinsically  good; 
but  my  appetite  was  not  increased  by 
the  exhibition  of  a  deformed,  bloated 
negro  child,  about  ten  years  old,  which 
Mr  Fyall  planted  at  his  elbow,  and, 
by  way  of  practical  joke,  stuffed  to 
repletion  with  all  kinds  of  food  and 
strong  drink,  until  the  little  dingy 
brute  was  carried  out  drunk. 

The  wine  circulated  freely,  and 
by  and  by  Fyall  indulged  in  some 
remarkable  stories  of  his  youth,  for 
he  was  the  only  speaker,  which  I 
found  some  difficulty  in  swallowing, 
until  at  length,  on  one  thumper  be- 
ing tabled,  involving  an  impossibility, 
and  utterly  indigestible,  I  involunta- 
rily exclaimed,  "  By  Jupiter  !" 

"  You  want  any  ting,  massa," 
promptly  chimed  in  the  black  ser- 
vant at  my  elbow,  a  diminutive  kiln- 
dried  old  negro. 

"  No,"  said  I,  rather  caught. 

"  Oh,  me  tink  you  call  for  Jupi- 
ter." 

I  looked  in  the  baboon's  face— 
"Why,  if  I  did;  what  then  V" 

"  Only  me  Jupiter,  at  massa  sar- 
vice,  dat  all." 

"  You  are,  eh,  no  great  shakes  of 
a  Thunderer;  and  Avho  is  that  tall 
square  man  standing  behind  your 
master's  chair  ?" 

"  Daddy  Cupid,  massa." 


[June, 


"  And  the  old  woman  who  is  car- 
rying away  the  dishes  in  the  Piaz* 
za?" 

"  Mammy  Weenus." 

"  Daddy  Cupid,  and  Mammy  Wee- 
nus—Shade  of  Homer !" 

Jupiter,  to  my  surprise,  shrunk 
from  my  side  as  if  he  had  received 
a  blow,  and  the  next  moment  I  could 
hear  him  communing  with  Venus  in 
the  Piazza.' 

"  For  true,  dat  leetle  man  of  war, 
Bucra,  must  be  Obeah  man  ;  how  de 
debil  him  come  to  sabe  dat  it  was 
stable  boy,  Homer,  who  broke  de 
candle  shade  on  massa  right  hand, 
dat  one  wid  de  piece  broken  out  of 
de  edge ;"  and  here  he  pointed  to- 
wards it  with  his  chin — a  negro  al- 
ways points  with  his  chin. 

I  had  never  slept  on  shore  be- 
fore ;  the  night  season  in  the  coun- 
try in  dear  old  England,  we  all  know, 
is  usually  one  of  the  deepest  still- 
ness— here  it  was  any  thing  but  still ; 
— as  the  evening  closed  in,  there  arose 
a  loud  humming  noise,  a  compound 
of  the  buzzing,  and  chirping,  and 
whistling,  and  croaking  of  number- 
less reptiles  and  insects,  on  the  earth, 
in  the  air,  and  in  the  water.  I  was 
awakened  out  of  my  first  sleep  by 
it,  not  that  the  sound  was  disagree- 
able, but  it  was  unusual ;  and  every 
now  and  then  a  beetle  the  size  of 
your  thumb  would  bang  in  through 
the  open  window,  cruise  round  the 
room  with  a  noise  like  a  humming 
top,  and  then  dance  a  quadrille  with 
half  a  dozen  bats ;  while  the  fire-flies 
glanced  like  sparks,  spangling  the 
folds  of  the  muslin  curtains  of  the 
bed.  The  croak  of  the  tree-toad,  too, 
a  genteel  reptile,  with  all  the  usual 
loveable  properties  of  his  species, 
about  the  size  of  the  crown  of  your 
hat,  sounded  from  the  neighbouring 
swamp,  like  some  one  snoring  in 
the  Piazza,  blending  harmoniously 
with  the  nasal  concert  got  up  by 
Jupiter,  and  some  other  heathen  dei- 
ties, who  were  sleeping  there  almost 
naked,  excepting  the  head,  which 
every  negro  swathes  during  the  night 
with  as. much  flannel  and  as  many 
handkerchiefs  as  he  can  command. 
By  the  way,  they  all  slept  on  their 
faces — I  wonder  if  this  will  account 
for  their  flat  noses. 

Next  morning  we  started  at  day- 
light, cracking  along  at  the  rate  of 
twelve  knots  an  hour  in  a  sort  of 


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gig,  with  one  horse  in  the  shafts,  and 
another  hooked  on  a  breast  of  him 
to  a  sort  of  studding-sail-boom,  or 
outrigger,  and  followed  by  three 
mounted  servants,  each  with  a  led 
horse  and  two  sumpter  mules. 

In  the  evening  we  arrived  at  an 
estate  under  his  management,  having 
passed  a  party  of  maroons  immedi- 
ately before.  I  never  saw  finer  men 
— tall,  strapping  fellows,  dressed  ex- 
actly as  they  should  be,  and  the  cli- 
mate requires ;  wide  duck  trowsers, 
over  these  a  loose  shirt,  of  duck  also, 
gathered  at  the  waist  by  a  broad 
leathern  belt,  through  which,  on  one 
side,  their  short  cutlass  is  stuck,  and 
on  the  other  hangs  a  leathern  pouch 
for  ball;  a  loose  thong  across  one 
shoulder,  supports  on  the  opposite 
hip  a  large  powder-horn  and  haver- 
sack. This,  with  a  straw-hat,  and  a 
short  gun  in  their  hand,  with  a  sling 
to  be  used  on  a  march,  completes 
their  equipment.  In  better  keeping 
this  with  the  climate,  than  the  pad- 
ded coats,  heavy  caps,  tight  cross- 
belts,  and  ponderous  muskets  of  our 
regulars.  As  we  drove  up  to  the 
door,  the  overseer  began  to  bawl, 
"  Boys,  boys  !"  and  kept  blowing  a 
dog-call.  All  servants  in  the  coun- 
try in  the  West  Indies,  be  they  as 
old  as  Methuselah,  are  called  Boys. 
In  the  present  instance,  half-a-dozen 
black  fellows  forthwith  appeared, 
to  take  our  luggage,  and  attend  on 
"  massa"  in  other  respects.  The 
great  man  was  as  austere  to  the  poor 
overseer,  as  if  he  had  been  guilty  of 
some  misdemeanour,  and  after  a  few 
short,  crabbed  words,  desired  him  to 
get  supper,  "  do  you  hear?" 

The  meat  consisted  of  plantation 
fare — salted  fish,  plantains  and  yams, 
and  a  piece  of  goat  mutton.  Another 
"  observe," — a  south-down  mutton, 
after  sojourning  a  year  or  two  here, 
does  not  become  a  goat  exactly,  but 
he  changes  his  heavy  warm  fleece, 
and  wears  long  hair ;  and  his  progeny 
after  him,  if  bred  on  the  hot  plains, 
never  assume  the  wool  again.  Mr 
Fyall  and,  I  sat  down,  and  then 
in  walked  four  mutes,  stout  young 
fellows,  not  over-well  dressed,  and 
with  faces  burnt  to  the  colour  of 
brick-dust.  They  were  the  book- 
keepers, so  called  because  they  ne- 
ver see  a  book,  their  province  being 
to  attend  the  negroes  in  the  field, 
and  to  superintend  the  manufacture 


901 

of  su^ar  and  rum  in  the  boiling  and 
distilling-houses. 

One  of  them,  the  Head  Bookkeep- 
er, as  he  was  called,  appeared  lite- 
rally roasted  by  the  intensity  of  the 
sun's  rays.  "  How  is  Baldy  Steer  ?" 
said  the  overseer  to  this  person. 

"  Better  to-day,  sir — I  drenched 
him  with  train-oil  and  sulphur." 

"  The  devil  you  did,"  thought  I— 
"  alas  !  for  Baldy." 

"  And  Mary,  and  Caroline,  and  the 
rest  of  that  lot?"—"  Are  sent  to 
Perkins's  Red  Rover,  sir  ,*  but  I  be- 
lieve some  of  them  are  in  calf  already 
by  Bullfinch — and  I  have  cut  Peter 
for  the  Lampas." 

The  knife  and  fork  dropped  from 
my  hands.  What  can  all  this  mean  ? 
is  this  their  boasted  kindness  to  their 
slaves  ?  One  of  a  family  drenched 
with  train-oil  snd  brimstone,  another 
cut  for  some  horrible  complaint  ne- 
ver heard  of  before,  called  Lampas, 
and  the  females  sent  to  the  Red  Ro- 
ver, some  being  in  calf  already  ! 
But  I  soon  perceived  that  the  baked 
man  was  the  cowboy,  or  shepherd 
of  the  estate,  making  his  report  of 
the  casualties  amongst  his  bullocks, 
mules,  and  heifers. 

"  Juliet  Ridge  will  not  yield,  sir," 
quoth  another.  "  Who  is  this  next? 
a  stubborn  concern  she  must  be." 
"The  liquor  is  very  poor."  Here 
he  helped  himself  to  rum  and  water, 
the  rum  coming  up  about  an  inch  in 
the  glass,  regular  half  and  half,  fit 
to  float  a  marlinespike. 

"  It  is  more  than  yours  is,"  thought 
I ;  and  I  again  stared  in  wonderment, 
until  I  perceived  he  spoke  of  the 
juice  of  a  cane  patch. — At  this  time 
a  tall,  lathy  gentleman  came  in,  wear- 
ing a  most  original  cut  coatee.  He  was 
a  most  extraordinary  built  man ;  he 
had  absolutely  no  body,  his  bottom 
being  placed  between  his  shoulders, 
but  what  was  wanted  in  corpus  was 
made  up  in  legs,  indeed  he  looked 
like  a  pair  of  compasses,  buttoned 
together  at  the  shoulders,  and  sup- 
porting a  yellow  fiz  half  a  yard  long, 
thatched  with  a  fell  of  sandy  hair 
falling  down  lank  and  greasy  on  each 
side  of  his  face.  Fyall  called  him 
Buckskin,  which,  with  some  other 
circumstances,  made  me  guess  that 
he  was  neither  more  nor  less  than  an 
American  smuggler.  After  supper, 
a  glass  of  punch  was  filled  for  each 
person  j  the  overseer  gave  a  rap  on 


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902 

the  table  with  his  knuckles,  and  off 
started  the  book-keepers,  like  shots 
out  of  shovels,  leaving  the  Yankee, 
Mr  Fyall,  the  overseer,  and  myself, 
at  table. 

I  was  very  tired,  and  reckoned  on 
going  to  bed  now — but  no  such  thing. 
Fyall  ordered  Jupiter  to  bring  a  case 
from  his  gig-box,  containing  some 
capital  brandy  ;  a  new  brewage  of 
punch  took  place,  and  I  found  about 
the  small  hours,  that  we  were  all 
verging  fast  towards  drunkenness,  or 
something  very  like  that  same.  The 
Yankee  was  specially  plied  by  Fyall, 
evidently  with  an  object,  and  he  soon 
succeeded  in  making  him  helplessly 
drunk. 

The  fun  now  "  grew  fast  and  fu- 
rious,"— a  large  wash-tub  was  order- 
ed in,  placed  under  a  beam  at  the 
corner  of  the  room,  and  filled  with 
water ;  a  sack  and  a  three  inch  rope 
were  then  called  for,  and  promptly 
produced  by  the  Blackies,  who,  ap- 
parently accustomed  to  Fyall's 
pranks,  grinned  with  delight. — Buck- 
skin was  thrust  into  the  sack,  feet 
foremost ;  the  mouth  of  it  was  then 
gathered  round  his  throat  with  a 
string,  and  I  was  set  to  splice  a  bight 
in  the  rope,  so  as  to  fit  under  his  arms 
without  running,  which  might  have 
choked  him.  All  things  being  pre- 
pared, the  slack  end  was  thrown  over 
the  beam.  He  was  soused  in  the  tub, 
the  word  was  given  to  hoist  away, 
and  we  ran  him  up  to  the  roof,  and 
then  belayed  the  rope  round  the  body 
of  the  overseer,  who  was  able  to  sit 
on  his  chair,  and  that  was  all.  The 
cold  bath,  and  the  being  hung  up  to 
dry,  speedily  sobered  the  American, 
but  his  arms  being  within  the  sack, 
he  could  do  nothing  for  his  own 
emancipation;  he  kept  swearing, 
however,  and  intreating,  and  dancing 
with  rage,  e  very  j  erk  drawing  the  cord 
tighter  round  the  waist  of  the  over- 
seer, who,  unaware  of  Ms  situation, 
thought  himself  bewitched  as  he  was 
drawn  with  violence  by  starts  along 
the  floor,  with  the  chair  as  it  were 
glued  to  him.  At  length  the  patient 
extricated  one  of  his  arms,  and  lay- 
ing hold  of  the  beam  above  him,  drew 
himself  up,  and  then  letting  go  his 
hold  suddenly,  fairly  lifted  the  drunk- 
en overseer,  chair  and  all,  several 
feet  from  the  ground,  so  as  to  bring 
him  on  a  level  with  himself,  and  then, 
in  mid  air,  began  to  pummel  his  coun- 


[June, 


terpoise  with  right  good- will.  At 
length,  fearful  of  the  consequences 
from  the  fury  into  which  the  man 
had  worked  himself,  Fyall  and  I 
dashed  out  the  candles,  and  fled  to 
our  rooms,  where,  after  barricading 
the  doors,  we  shouted  to  the  servants 
to  let  the  gentlemen  down. 

The  next  morning  had  been  fixed 
for  duck-shooting,  and  the  overseer 
and  I  were  creeping  along  amongst 
the  mangrove  bushes  on  the  shore  to 
get  a  shot  at  some  teal,  when  we  saw 
our  friend,  the  pair  of  compasses, 
crossing  the  small  bay  in  his  boat  to- 
wards his  little  pilot-boat-built 
schooner,  which  was  moored  in  a 
small  creek  opposite,  the  brushwood 
concealing  every  thing  but  her  masts. 
My  companion,  as  wild  an  Irishman 
as  I  ever  knew,  hailed  him, — 

"  Hillo,  Obadiah — Buckskin — you 
Yankee  rascal,  heave  to.  Come 
ashore  here — come  ashore." 

Obed,  smoking  his  pipe,  delibe- 
rately uncoiled  himself.  I  thought,  as 
he  rose,  there  was  to  be  no  end  of  him 
— and  stood  upright  in  the  boat,  like 
an  ill-rigged  jury-mast. 

"  I  say,  Master  Tummas,  you  ben't 
no  friend  of  mine,  I  guess,  a'ter  last 
night's  work;  you  hears  how  I 
coughs," — and  he  began  to  wheezle 
and  crow  in  a  most  remarkable  fa- 
shion. 

"  Never  mind,"  rejoined  the  over- 
seer ;  "  if  you  go  round  that  point, 
and  put  up  the  ducks,  by  the  piper, 
but  I'll  fire  at  you  !" 

Obed  neighed  like  a  horse  expect- 
ing his  oats,  which  was  meant  as  a 
laugh  of  derision.  "  Do  you  think 
your  birding-piece  can  touch  me  here 
away,  Master  Tummas  ?"  Where- 
upon he  nichered  more  loudly  than 
before. 

"  Don't  provoke  me  to  try  you, 
you  yellow  snake,  you  !" 

"  Try,  and  be  d — d,  and  there's  a 
mark  for  thee,"  unveiling  a  certain 
part  of  his  body,  not  his  face. 

The  Overseer,  or  JBusha,  to  give 
him  his  Jamaica  name,  looked  at  me 
and  smiled,  then  coolly  lifted  his 
long  Spanish  barrel,  and  fired.  Down 
dropped  the  smuggler,  and  ashore 
came  the  boat. 

"  I  am  mortally  wounded,  Master 
Tummas,"  quoth  Obed ;  and  I  was 
confoundedly  frightened  at  first, 
from  the  unusual  proximity  of  the 
injured  part  to  his  head  j  but  the 


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183-2.] 

overseer,  as  soon  as  he  could  get 
off  the  ground,  where  he  had  thrown 
himself  in  an  uncontrollable  fit  of 
laughter,  had  the  man  stripped  and 
laid  across  a  log,  where  he  set  his 
servant  to  pick  out  the  pellets  with 
a  penknife. 

Next  night  I  was  awakened  out 
of  my  first  sleep  by  a  peculiar  sort 
of  tap,  tap,  on  the  floor,  as  if  a  cat 
with  walnut  shells  had  been  moving 
about  the  room.  The  feline  race,  in 
all  its  varieties,  is  my  detestation, 
so  I  slipped  out  of  bed  to  expel  the 
intruder,butthe  instant  my  toe  touch- 
ed the  ground,  it  was  seized  as  if  by  a 
smith's  forceps.  I  drew  it  into  bed, 
but  the  annoyance  followed  it ;  and 
in  an  agony  of  alarm  and  pain,  I 
thrust  my  hand  down,  when  my 
thumb  was  instantly  manacled  to  the 
other  suffering  member.  I  now  lost 
my  wits  altogether,  and  roared  mur- 
der, which  brought  a  servant  in  with 
a  light,  and  there  I  was,  thumb  and 
toe,  in  the  clinch  of  a  land-crab. 

I  had  been  exceedingly  struck 
with  the  beauty  of  the  negro  villages 
on  the  old  settled  estates,  which  are 
usually  situated  in  the  most  pictu- 
resque spots,  and  I  determined  to 
visit  the  one  which  lay  on  a  sunny 
bank,  full  in  view  from  my  window, 
divided  on  two  sides  from  the  cane 
pieces  by  a  precipitous  ravine,  and 
on  the  other  two  by  a  high  logwood 
hedge,  so  like  hawthorn,  that  I  could 
scarcely  tell  the  difference,  even 
when  close  to  it. 

At  a  distance  it  had  the  appear- 
ance of  one  entire  orchard  of  fruit- 
trees,  where  were  mingled  together 
the  pyramidal  orange  in  fruit  and  in 
flower,  the  former  in  all  its  stages 
from  green  to  dropping  ripe, — the 
citron,  lemon,  and  lime-trees,  the 
stately,  glossy-leaved  star-apple,  the 
golden  shaddock  and  grape-fruit, 
with  their  slender  branches  bending 
under  their  ponderous  yellow  fruit, 
•—the  cashew,  with  its  apple  like 
those  of  the  cities  of  the  plain,  fail- 
to  look  at,  but  acrid  to  the  taste,  to 
which  the  far-famed  nut  is  appended 
like  a  bud, — the  avocado,  with  its 
brobdignag  pear,  as  large  as  a  pur- 
ser's lantern, — the  bread-fruit,  with 
a  leaf  that  would  have  covered  Adam 
like  a  Bishop's  apron,  and  a  fruit  for 
all  the  world  in  size  and  shape  like 
a  Blackamoor's  head;  while  for  un- 
derwood you  had  the  green,  fresh, 
dew-spangled  plantain,  round  which 


903 

in  the  hottest  day  there  is  always  a 
halo  of  coolness, — the  coco  root,  the 
yam  and  granadillo,  with  their  long 
vines  twining  up  the  neighbouring 
trees  and  shrubs  like  hop  tendrils, — 
and  pease  and  beans,  in  all  their  end- 
less variety  of  blossom  and  of  odour, 
from  the  Lima  bean,  with  a  stalk  as 
thick  as  my  arm,  to  the  mouse  pea, 
three  inches  high, — the  pine-apple, 
literally  growing  in,and  constituting, 
with  its  prickly  leaves,  part  of  the 
hedgerows, — the  custard  apple,  like 
russet  bags  of  cold  pudding, — the 
cocoa  and  coffee  bushes,  and  the  de- 
vil knows  what  all  that  is  delightful 
in  nature  besides;  while  aloft,  the 
tall  graceful  cocoa-nut,  the  majestic 
palm,  and  the  gigantic  wild  cotton- 
tree,  shot  up  here  and  there  like  mi- 
narets far  above  the  rest,  high  into 
the  blue  heavens. 

I  entered  one  of  the  narrow  wind- 
ing footpaths,  where  an  immense 
variety  of  convolvuli  crept  along  the 
penguin  fences,  disclosing  their  de- 
licate flowers  in  the  morning  fresh- 
ness, (all  that  class  here  shut  shop  at 
noon,)  and  passion  flowers  of  all  sizes, 
from  a  soup-plate  to  a  thumb  ring. 
The  huts  were  substantially  thatch- 
ed with  palm  leaves,  and  the  walls 
woven  with  a  basket  work  of  twigs, 
plastered  over  with  clay,  and  white- 
washed; the  floors  were  of  baked 
clay,  dry  and  comfortable.  They  all 
consisted  of  a  hall  and  a  sleeping- 
room  off  each  side  of  it;  in  many  of 
the  former  I  noticed  mahogany  side- 
boards, and  chairs,  and  glass  decant- 
ers, while  a  whole  lot  of  African 
drums  and  flutes,  and  sometimes  a 
good  gun,  hung  from  the  rafters;  and 
it  would  have  gladdened  an  Irish- 
man's heart  to  have  seen  the  adjoin- 
ing piggeries.  Before  one  of  the 
houses  an  old  woman  was  taking 
care  of  a  dozen  black  infants,  little 
naked,  glossy,  black  guinea-pigs, 
with  parti-coloured  beads  tied  round 
their  loins,  each  squatted  like  a  little 
Indian  pagod  in  the  middle  of  a  large 
wooden  bowl,  to  keep  it  off  the  damp 
ground.  While  I  was  pursuing  my 
ramble,  a  large  conch  shell  was 
blown  at  the  overseer's  house,  and 
the  different  gangs  turned  in  to  din- 
ner; they  came  along  dancing  and 
shouting,  and  playing  tricks  on  each 
other  in  the  little  paths,  in  all  the 
happy  anticipation  of  a  good  dinner, 
and  an  hour  and  a  half  to  eat  it  in, 
the  raen  well  clad  in  Osnaburg  frocks 


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and  trowsers,  and  the  women  in  baize 
petticoats  and  Osnaburg  shifts,  with 
a  neat  printed  calico  short  gown 
over  all.  "  And  these  are  slaves," 
thought  I,  "  and  this  is  West  Indian 
bondage  !  Oh  that  some  of  my  well- 
meaning  anti-slavery  friends  Were 
here,  to  judge  from  the  evidence  of 
their  own  senses  !" 

The  following  night  there  was  to 
be  a  grand  play  or  wake  in  the  negro 
houses,  over  the  head  cooper,  who 
had  died  in  the  morning,  and  I  de- 
termined to  be  present  at  it,  al- 
though the  overseer  tried  to  dis- 
suade me,  saying  that  no  white  per- 
son ever  broke  in  on  these  orgies, 
that  the  negroes  were  very  averse  to 
their  doing  so,  and  that  neither  he, 
nor  any  ot  the  white  people  on  the 
estate,  had  ever  been  present  on  such 
an  occasion.  This  very  interdict  ex- 
cited my  curiosity  still  more ;  so  I 
rose  about  midnight,  and  let  myself 
gently  down  through  the  window, 
and  shaped  my  course  in  the  direc- 
tion of  the  negro  houses,  guided 
by  a  loud  drumming,  which,  as  I 
came  nearer,  every  now  and  then 
sank  into  a  low  murmuring  roll, 
when  a  strong  bass  voice  would 
burst  forth  into  a  wild  recitative; 
to  which  succeeded  a  loud  piercing 
chorus  of  female  voices,  during 
which  the  drums  were  beaten  with 
great  vehemence;  this  was  succeeded 
by  another  solo,  and  so  on.  There 
was  no  moon,  and  I  had  to  thread 
ray  way  along  one  of  the  winding 
footpaths  by  star-light.  When  I  ar- 
rived within  a  stone-cast  of  the  hut 
before  which  the  play  was  being 
held,  I  left  the  beaten  track,  and 
crept  onwards,  until  I  gained  the 
shelter  of  the  stem  of  a  wild  cotton 
tree,  behind  which  I  skulked  un- 
seen. 

The  scene  was  wild  enough.  Be- 
fore the  door  a  circle  was  formed 
by  about  twenty  women,  all  in  their 
best  clothes,  sitting  on  the  ground, 
and  swaying  their  bodies  to  and  fro, 
while  they  sung  in  chorus  the  wild 
dirge  already  mentioned,  the  words 
of  which  I  could  not  make  out ;  in 
the  centre  of  the  circle  sat  four  men 
playing  on  gumbies,  or  the  long  drum 
already  described,  while  a  fifth 
stood  behind  them,  with  a  conch 


Tom  Cringles  Log. 


[June, 


shell,  which  he  kept  sounding  at  in- 
tervals. Other  three  negroes  kept 
circling  round  the  outer  verge  of 
the  circle  of  women,  naked  all  to 
their  waist  cloths,  spinning  about 
and  about  with  their  hands  above 
their  heads,  like  so  many  dancing 
dervishes.  It  was  one  of  these  three 
that  from  time  to  time  took  up  the 
recitative,  the  female  chorus  break- 
ing in  after  each  line.  Close  to  the 
drummers  lay  the  body  in  an  open 
coffin,  supported  on  two  low  stools 
or  tressels ;  a  piece  of  flaming  resin- 
ous wood  was  stuck  in  the  ground 
at  the  head,  and  another  at  the  feet, 
and  a  lump  of  kneaded  clay,  in 
which  another  torch -like  splinter 
was  fixed,  rested  on  the  breast.  An 
old  man,  naked  like  the  solo  singer, 
was  digging  a  grave  close  to  where 
the  body  lay.  The  following  was  the 
chant : — 

"  I  say,  broder,  you  can't  go  yet." 

CHORUS  OF  FEMALE  VOICES. 

"  When  de  morning  star  rise,  den    we 
put  you  in  a  hole." 
CHORUS. 

"  Den  you  go  in  a  Africa,  you  see  Fetish 
dere." 

CHORUS. 

"  You  shall  nyam  goat  dere,  wid  all  your 
family." 

CHORUS. 

"  Bucera  cant  come  dere ;  say,  daai  ras- 
cal, why  you  no  work?" 

CHORUS. 

"  Bucera  can't  catch  Duppy,*  no,  no." 
CHORUS. 

Three  calibashes,  or  gourds,  with 
pork,  yams,  and  rum,  were  placed  on 
a  small  bench  that  stood  close  to  the 
head  of  the  bier,  and  at  right  angles 
to  it. 

In  a  little  while,  the  women,  sing- 
ing men,  and  drummers,  suddenly 
gave  a  loud  shout,  or  rather  yell, 
clapped  their  hands  thre«  times,  and 
then  rushed  into  the  surrounding 
cottages,  leaving  the  old  gravedigger 
alone  with  the  body. 

He  had  completed  the  grave,  and 
had  squatted  himself  on  his  hams  be- 
side the  coffin,  swinging  his  body  as 
the  women  had  done,  and  uttering  a 
low  moaning  sound,  frequently  end- 
ing in  a  loud  peek,  like  that  of  a  pa- 
vior  when  he  brings  down  his  ram- 
mer. 


Duppy,  Ghost. 


1832.] 


Tom  Cringle's  Log. 


I  noticed  lie  kept  looking  towards 
the  east,  watching,  as  I  conjectured, 
the  first  appearance  of  the  morning 
star,  but  it  was  as  yet  too  early. 

He  lifted  the  gourd  with  the  pork, 
and  took  a  large  mouthful. 

"  How  is  dis  ?  I  cant  put  dis  meat 
in  quacco's  coffin,  dere  is  salt  in  de 
pork ;  Duppy  can't  bear  salt,"  ano- 
ther large  mouthful — "  Duppy  hate 
salt  too  much," — here  he  ate  it  all  up, 
and  placed  the  empty  gourd  in  the 
coffin.  He  then  took  up  the  one 
with  boiled  yam  in  it,  and  tasted  it 
also. 

"  Salt  here  too— who  de  debil  do 
such  a  ting? — must  not  let  Duppy 
taste  dat."  He  discussed  this  also, 
placing  the  empty  vessel  in  the  cof- 
fin as  he  had  done  with  tlie  other. 
He  then  came  to  the  calibash  with 
the  rum.  There  is  no  salt  there, 
thought  I. 

"  Rum  !  ah,  Duppy  love  rum— if 
it  be  well  strong,  let  me  see — Massa 
Niger,  who  put  water  in  a  dis  rum, 
eh  ?  Duppy  will  never  touch  dat " 
—a  long  pull — "  no,  no,  never  touch 
dat."  Here  he  finished  the  whole, 
and  placed  the  empty  vessel  beside 
the  others;  then  gradually  sunk  back 
on  his  hams  with  his  mouth  open, 
and  his  eyes  starting  from  the  sock- 
ets, as  he  peered  up  into  the  tree, 
apparently  at  some  terrible  object. 
I  looked  up  also,  and  saw  a  large 
yellow  snake,  nearly  ten  feet  long, 
let  itself  gradually  down,  directly 
over  the  coffin,  with  its  tail  round  a 
limb  of  the  cotton  tree,  until  its  head 
reached  within  an  inch  of  the  dead 
man's  face,  which  it  licked  with  its 
long  forked  tongue,  uttering  a  loud 
hissing  noise. 

I  was  fascinated  with  horror,  and 
could  not  move  a  muscle;  at  length 
the  creature  swung  itself  up  again, 
and  disappeared  amongst  the  branch- 
es. 

Quashie  gained  courage,  as  the 
rum  began  to  operate,  and  the  snake 
to  disappear.  "  Come  to  catch 
Quacco's  Duppy,  before  him  get  to 
Africa,  sure  as  can  be.  De  metody 
parson  say  de  devil,  old  sarpant,  dat 
must  be  old  sarpant,  for  I  never  see 
so  big  one,  so  it  must  be  devil." 

He  caught  a  glimpse  of  my  face  at 
this  moment ;  it  seemed  that  I  had 
no  powers  of  fascination  like  the 
snake,  for  he  roared  out,  "  Murder, 
murder,  de  devil,  de  devil,  first  like 
';  see  him 


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white  face  behind  de  tree  ;  see  him 
white  face  behind  de  tree;"  and  then, 
in  the  extremity  of  his  fear,  he  popt 
headforemost  into  the  grave,  leaving 
his  quivering  Jegs,  and  feet  sticking 
upwards,  as  if  he  had  been  planted 
by  the  head. 

A  number  of  negroes  ran  out  of 
the  nearest  houses,  and,  to  my  sur- 
prise, four  white  seamen  appeared 
amongst  them,  who,  the  moment  they 
got  sight  of  my  uniform,  as  I  ran 
away,  gave  chase,  and  immediately 
pinioned  me.  They  were  all  armed, 
and  I  had  no  doubt  were  part  of  the 
crew  of  the  smuggling  schooner,  and 
that  they  had  a  depot  amongst  the 
negro  houses.  "  Yo  ho,  my  hearty, 
heave  to,  or  here  goes  with  a  brace 
of  bullets." 

I  told  them  who  I  was,  and  that 
curiosity  alone  brought  me  there. 

"  Gammon,  tell  that  to  the  marines; 
you're  a  spy,  messmate,  and  on  board 
you  go  with  us,  so  sure  as  I  be  Paul 
Brandywine." 

Here  was  a  change  with  a  ven- 
geance. An  hour  before  I  was  sur* 
rounded  by  friends,  and  resting  com- 
fortably in  my  warm  bed,  and  now  I 
was  a  prisoner  to  a  set  of  brigands, 
who  were  smugglers  at  the  best,  and 
what  might  they  not  be  at  the  worst  ? 
I  had  no  chance  of  escape  by  any 
sudden  effort  of  strength  or  activity, 
for  a  piece  of  a  handspike  had  been 
thrust  across  my  back,  passing  under 
both  of  my  arms,  which  were  tightly 
lashed  to  it,  as  if  I  had  been  trussed 
for  roasting,  so  that  I  could  no  more 
run,  with  a  chance  of  escape,  than  a 
goose  without  his  pinions.  After  we 
left  the  negro  houses,  I  perceived, 
with  some  surprise,  that  my  captors 
kept  the  beaten  tract,  leading  direct- 
ly to,  and  past  the  overseer's  dwell- 
ing. "  Come,  here  is  a  chance,  at  all 
events,"  argued  I  to  myself.  "  If  I 
et  within  hail,  I  will  alarm  the 
ieges,  if  a  deuced  good  pipe  don't 
fail  me." 

This  determination  had  scarcely 
been  framed  in  my  mind,  when,  as 
if  my  very  thoughts  had  been  audi- 
ble, the  smuggler  next  me  on  the 
right  hand  drew  a  pistol,  and  held  it 
close  to  my  starboard  ear. 

"  Friend,  if  you  tries  to  raise  the 
house,  or  speaks  to  any  Niger,  or 
other  person  we  meets,  I'll  walk 
through  your  skull  with  two  ounces 
of  lead," 

"  You  are  particularly  obliging," 


g 
li 


Tom  Cringle  a  Log. 


906 

said  I ;  "  but  what  do  you  promise 
yourselves  by  carrying  me  off? 
Were  you  to  murder  me,  you  would 
be  none  the  richer;  for  I  have  no 
valuables  about  me,  as  you  may 
easily  ascertain  by  searching  me." 

"  And  do  you  think  that  freeborn 
Americans  like  we  have  kidnapped 
you  for  your  dirty  rings,  and  watch, 
and  mayhap  a  few  dollars,  which  I 
takes  you  to  mean  by  your  walu- 
boles,  as  you  calls  them  ?" 

"  Why,  then,  what,  in  the  devil's 
name,  have  you  kidnapped  me  for  ?" 
And  I  began  to  feel  my  choler  over- 
powering my  discretion,  when  Mas- 
ter Paul  Brandywine,  who  I  now 
suspected  to  be  the  mate  of  the 
smuggler,  took  the  small  liberty  of 
jerking  the  landyard,  that  had  been 
made  fast  to  the  middle  of  the  hand- 
spike, so  violently,  that  I  thought 
both  my  shoulders  were  dislocated  ; 
for  I  was  fairly  checked  down  on 
my  back,  just  as  you  may  have  seen 
a  pig-merchant  on  the  Fermoy  road 
bring  an  uproarious  boar  to  his  mar- 
rowbones ;  while  the  man,  who  had 
previously  threatened  to  blow  my 
brains  out,  knelt  beside  me,  and 
civilly  insinuated,  that  "  if  I  was 
tired  of  my  life,  he  calculated  I  had 
better  speak  as  loud  again." 

There  was  no  jest  in  all  this;  so  I 
had  nothing  for  it  but  to  walk  si- 
lently along  with  my  escort,  after 
having  gathered  myself  up  as  well 
as  I  could.  We  crept  so  close  un- 
der the  windows  of  the  overseer's 
house,  where  we  picked  up  a  lot  of 
empty  ankers,  slung  on  a  long  pole, 
that  I  fancied  I  heard,  or  really  did 
hear,  some  one  snore — oh  how  I  en- 
vied the  sleeper!  At  length  we 
reached  the  beach,  where  we  found 
two  men  lying  on  their  oars,  in  what, 
so  far  as  I  could  distinguish,  appear- 
ed to  be  a  sharp  swift-looking  whale 
boat,  which  they  kept  close  to,  with 
her  head  forward,  however,  to  be 
ready  for  a  start,  should  any  thing 
suspicious  appear  close  to  them. 

The  boat-keeper  hailed  promptly, 
"  Who  goes  there,"  as  they  feather- 
ed their  oars. 

"  The  Tidy  little  wave,"  was  the 
answer. 

No  more  words  passed,  and  the 
men  who  had,  in  the  first  instance, 
pulled  a  stroke  or  two  to  give  the 
boat  way,  now  backed  water,  and 


[J  UHC  , 


tailed  her  on  to  the  beach,  when  we 
all  stepped  on  board. 

Two  of  my  captors  now  took  each 
an  oar ;  we  shoved  off,  and  glanced 
away  through  the  darkness,  along 
the  smooth  surface  of  the  sparkling 
sea,  until  we  reached  the  schooner, 
by  this  time  hauled  out  into  the  fail- 
way  at  the  mouth  of  the  cove,  where 
she  lay  hove  short,  with  her  mainsail 
hoisted  up,  riding  to  the  land-wind, 
and  apparently  all  ready  to  cant  and 
be  off  the  moment  the  boat  returned. 

As  we  came  alongside,  the  cap- 
tain of  her,  my  friend  Obediah,  as  I 
had  no  difficulty  in  guessing,  from 
his  very  out  of  the  way  configura- 
tion, dark  as  it  was,  called  out,  "  I 
says,  Paul,  who  have  you  got  in  the 
s  tarn-sheets  there-?" 

"  A  bloody  spy,  captain ;  he  who 
was  with  the  overseer  when  he  pep- 
pered your  sheathing  t'other  morn- 
ing." 

"  Oh  3,  bring  him  on  board — bring 
him  on  board.  I  knows  there  be  a 
man-of-war  schooner  close  aboard 
of  the  island,  somewheres  here- 
abouts. I  sees  through  it  all,  smash 
my  eyes  ! — I  sees  through  it. — But 
what  kept  you,  Paul  ?  Don't  you  see 
the  morning-star  has  risen." 

By  this  time  I  stood  on  the  deck 
of  the  little  vessel,  which  was  not 
above  a  foot  out  of  the  water ;  and 
Obediah,  as  he  spoke,  pointed  to  the 
small  dark  pit  of  a  companion,  for 
there  was  no  light  below,  nor  indeed 
any  where  on  board,  except  in  the 
binnacle,  and  that  carefully  masked, 
indicating  by  his  threatening  man- 
ner, that  I  was  to  get  below  as 
speedily  as  possible. 

"  Don't  you  see  the  morning-star, 
sir  ?  Why  the  sun  will  be  up  in  an 
hour,  I  calculate,  and  then  the  sea- 
breeze  will  be  down  on  us  before 
we  get  any  thing  of  an  offing." 

The  mention  of  the  morning-star 
recalled  vividly  to  my  recollection 
the  scene  I  had  so  recently  witness- 
ed at  the  negro  wake;  it  seemed 
there  was  another  person  beside 
poor  Quacco,  likely  to  be  crammed 
into  a  hole  before  the  day  broke,  and 
to  be  carried  to  Africa,  too,  for  what 
I  knew ;  but  one  must  needs  go 
when  the  devil  drives,  so  I  slipped 
down  into  the  cabin,  and  the  schoon- 
er having  weighed,  made  sail  to  the 
northward, 


1832.1 


M{  Gregorys  British  America. 


907 


MCGREGOR'S  BRITISH  AMERICA.* 


WE  are  summoned,  by  the  import- 
ant labours  of  Mr  M'Gregor,  to  a 
duty  which  has  something  of  a  pa- 
triotic value  at  all  times,  and  at  this 
time,  for  many  parts  of  our  domestic 
empire,  something  of  a  local  interest 
— the  duty  of  exposing  to  British  eyes 
the  great  field  of  enterprise  which  is 
annually  expanding  before  us  in  our 
British  American  dependencies.  Ne- 
ver was  so  vast  a  system  of  such  de- 
pendencies so  little  known  in  any 
national  sense,  or  so  inadequately 
valued.  System  we  call  them,  mean- 
ing that,  as  their  natural  advantages 
are  gradually  coming  forward  to  our 
knowledge,  they  betray  such  several 
and  partial  endowments  of  wealth 
and  situation,  as  prove  them  to  have 
been  designed  for  mutual  depend- 
ence and  co-operation  :  singly,  they 
are  all  weak  ;  jointly,  they  compose 
the  framework  of  a  strong  empire. 
Were  it,  indeed,  possible  [we  abo- 
minate so  sad  an  augury]  that  the 
mixed  polity  of  our  glorious  country 
should  ever  be  dissolved  by  the  ef- 
forts of  anarchy  taking  the  shape  of 
reformation,  or  that,  by  any  other 
unhappy  revolutions,  the  House  of 
Brunswick  (like  that  of  Braganza) 
should  be  expatriated  and  thrown 
upon  its  American  possessions,  we 
affirm  that  a  powerful  empire  might 
be  developed  to  the  north  of  the 
United  States,  out  of  no  other  rudi- 
ments than  those  which  at  present 
compose  our  colonial  territory  on 
the  American  continent.  The  simple 
discovery  in  Nova  Scotia  of  coal  fit- 
ted for  the  steam-engine  [which  the 
anthracite  coal  of  the  United  States 
notoriously  is  not], — this  one  dis- 
covery, in  connexion  with  that  of 
iron-mines  in  the  same  province,  at 
one  blow  lays  the  foundations — broad 
and  deep — of  power  and  commercial 
pre-eminence.  Coal  and  iron  are  the 
two  pillars  on  which  our  domestic 
grandeur  has  rested.  The  same  ele- 
ments of  power,  unfolded  under  the 
same  protection  of  equal  laws  [for, 
excepting  Canada,  the  British  juris- 


in  our  Transatlantic  realm],  will 
doubtless  tend  to  results  the  same 
in  kind,  however  differing  in  degree, 
on  the  gulf  of  St  Lawrence  as  on  the 
Thames  or  on  the  Clyde.  One  dan- 
ger only  would  threaten  such  a  con- 
summation— the  possible  want  of  a 
sufficient  internal  cohesion.  Left  to 
themselves,  several  provinces  might 
find  a  momentary  interest,  or  might 
imagine  a  lasting  one,  in  disclaiming 
their  British  allegiance;  and  might 
pass  over  to  the  Federal  Union  of  the 
great  American  Republic.  But  ex- 
actly this  danger  it  is  for  which  we 
have  it  in  our  power  to  provide  by 
good  policy,  by  paternal  government, 
and  by  those  institutions  for  nursing 
a  civic  and  patriotic  spirit,  which  hi- 
therto we  have  but  too  much  neglect- 
ed. Even  the  use  of  the  French  lan- 
guage in  the  Canadas  has  been  too 
indulgently  treated  by  the  British 
government.  Of  all  barriers  in  the 
way  of  civic  sympathy  arid  unity  of 
national  feeling,  language  is  the  most 
difficult  to  surmount.  But  in  three- 
fourths  of  a  century,  by  means  of 
schools,  and  by  provisions  for  annex- 
ing important  civil  privileges  to  the 
use  of  the  English  language,  much 
mighthavebeenaccomplished.  Much 
may  yet  be  accomplished ;  and  some- 
thing, indeed,  has  been  accomplished 
by  the  general  equity  of  our  govern- 
ment in  the  midst  of  its  many  errors. 
It  is  probable,  also,  that  the  tide  of 
emigration  being  in  so  large  an  over- 
balance British,  may  have  the  effect 
of  diffusing  and  sustaining  a  British 
state  of  political  feeling.  British,  we 
say,  as  not  easily  perceiving  under 
what  other  name  or  presiding  influ- 
ence it  would  be  possible  to  create 
such  a  unity  of  feeling  amongst  these 
provinces  as  would  avail  to  bind  them 
into  one  federal  whole.  However, 
if  any  other  principle  of  cohesion 
could  be  found,  and  by  whatsoever 
means,  if  the  end  were  but  attained 
of  knitting  these  provinces  into  one 
political  system,  pursuing  the  same 
interests,  and  animated  by  one  na- 


prudence  has  every  where  taken  root     tional  feeling,  they  have,  we  repeat 

at  ,&Bii  Oiivf  adli 


..„! V^l .V   . 


*  British  America.     By  John  M'Gregor,  Esq.     In  tsvo  volumes,     Edinburgh  V 
W.  Black  wood.     London  ;   T.  Cad«ll, 


908 

within  them  and  amongst  them  the 
stamina  of  a  powerful  state,  equal  to 
all  purposes  of  self-defence.  In  mere 
extent  of  territory,  could  that  be  ap- 
pealed to  as  a  fair  exponent  of  their 
importance,  they  would  be  entitled 
to  take  rank  as  a  first-rate  power. 
How  magnificent  a  country  must  that 
appear,  one  of  whose  lakes  is  480 
miles  long,  and  pretty  nearly  the 
same  breadth,  and  whose  principal 
river  pursues  a  course  of  3000  miles ! 
How  impressive,  again,  to  hear  of  a 
single  province  (that  of  Labrador) 
"  equal  in  square  miles  to  France, 
Spain,  and  Germany1.1'  It  is  true,  that 
this  vast  province  is  miserably  ste- 
rile wherever  it  has  been  examined, 
and  does  not  support  a  resident  po- 
pulation of  more  than  4000  souls. 
But  in  these  regions  nature  has  so 
regulated  her  compensations,  that 
what  the  land  in  some  parts  refuses 
the  sea  makes  good.  Along  the  coast 
even  of  this  inhospitable  region,  300 
schooners,  manned  by  20,000  British 
subjects,  are  annually  employed  in 
fishing ;  and  the  estimated  value  of 
the  total  produce  is  considerably 
above  a  quarter  of  a  million  sterling. 
Other  fisheries  in  this  same  region 
are  of  such  surpassing  importance, 
that,  according  to  the  opinion  of 
many  able  men,  (of  whom  Mr  M'Gre- 
gor  is  one,)  without  them  Great  Bri- 
tain never  could  have  attained  that 
naval  supremacy  which  has  so  re- 
peatedly been  applied  to  the  salva- 
tion of  Europe.  Even  at  present, 
when  they  are  necessarily  considered 
"  in  their  infancy,"  these  North  Ame- 
rican possessions  support  a  popula- 
tion of  1,350,000  people.  And  that, 
which  they  may  be  made  capable  of 
supporting,  "  by  cultivation  and  im- 
provement," Mr  M'Gregor  estimates 
at  thirty  millions ;  "  and,  including 
the  countries  west  of  the  great  lakes, 
at  probably  more  than  fifty  millions." 
The  aggregate  register  tonnage  of 
all  the  shipping  employed  to  and 
from,  or  in  any  way  on  account  of, 
these  North  American  colonies,  is 
not  less  than  780,000  tons ;  and  the 
number  of  sailors  and  fishermen  em- 
ployed, at  least  65,000.  The  estima- 
ted value  (considerably  below  the 
real  value)  of  the  British  exports  to 
these  colonies,  is  annually  about  two 
millions  and  a  half  sterling  j  and 
the  fixed  capital  (including  the  cat- 
tle) which  they  possess,  is  estima- 


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ted  at  forty-two  millions  and  a  half 
sterling. 

Of  a  colonial  empire,  thus  far  de- 
veloped already,  and  potentially  so 
unspeakably  magnificent,  we  might 
presume  that  some  knowledge  would 
be  pretty  generally  diffused  in  this 
country.  Yet  so  far  otherwise  is 
this,  that  Mr  M'Gregor  is  obliged  to 
tax  even  our  government  with  the 
most  scandalous  ignorance  of  every 
thing  relating  to  these  colonies,  their 
interests,  and  their  most  notorious 
characteristics.  The  most  injurious 
manifestation  of  this  ignorance  ap- 
peared in  the  general  treaty  of  peace 
which  followed  the  overthrow  of 
Napoleon,  of  which  more  hereafter. 
But  a  more  ludicrous  instance  is  the 
following,  recorded  by  Mr  M'Gre- 
gor. We  have  all  heard  of  the  sa- 
pient factor  who  sent  out  a  cargo  of 
warming-pans  to  Brazil  (in  which, 
by  the  way,  the  blunder  was  not  ab- 
solutely indefensible,  hot  climates 
having  sometimes  chilly  nights)  ;  but 
in  the  following  case,  [vol.  ii.  p.  533,] 
our  government  seem  to  have  plan- 
ned an  illustration,  upon  a  large 
scale,  of  sending  coals  to  Newcastle. 
"  Beside  the  vast  expenditure  of  the 
commissariat  department,  the  pre- 
parations for  naval  warfare  were 
managed  in  the  most  extravagant 
manner.  The  wooden  work  of  the 
Psyche  frigate  was  sent  out  from 
England  to  a  country  where  it  could 
be  provided  on  the  spot  in  one-tenth 
of  the  time  necessary  to  carry  it  from 
Montreal  to  Kingston,  and  at  one- 
twentieth  part  of  the  expense.  Even 
wedges  were  sent  out ;  and,  to  ex- 
emplify more  completely  the  infor- 
mation possessed  at  that  time  by  the 
admiralty,  a  full  supply  of  water- 
casks  were  [was]  sent  to  Canada  for 
the  use  of  the  ships  of  ivar  on  Lake 
Ontario,  where  it  was  only  necessary 
to  throw  a  bucket  overboard  with 
which  to  draw  up  water  of  the  very 
best  quality"  Wood  exported  from 
England  to  Canada !  and  water  ex- 
ported from  Downing  Street  to  Lake 
Ontario !  Is  this  possible  ?  And  could 
Sir  James  Yeo,  who  doubtless  had 
many  an  audience  at  the  Admiralty, 
furnish  no  better  advice  ?  But  let 
the  truth  be  told.  Our  own  British 
Cabinet,  at  all  times  the  most  ho- 
nourable and  the  best  educated  in 
Europe,  has  the  least  benefit  of  what 
we  may  call  a  professional  appren- 


1832.] 


M'GregoS*  British  America. 


ticeship.  No  where  will  you  find 
ministers  with  one  half  of  their  ge- 
neral knowledge.  But  the  specific 
knowledge  of  their  stations — where 
should  they  gain  it  ?  At  the  univer- 
sities they  learn  what  gives  expan- 
sion and  elevation  to  their  minds, 
but  nothing  which  presupposes  any 
particular  destination  of  their  powers 
in  the  paths  of  real  life.  Now,  on 
the  Continent  the  case  is  otherwise. 
There  the  education  of  statesmen  is 
purely  diplomatic;  and, having  little 
to  do  with  transatlantic  politics,  or 
generally  with  colonial  politics,  they 
have,  by  comparison  with  British 
statesmen,  two  great  advantages : — 
the  professional  knowledge  required 
of  them  is  less;  and  secondly,  it  is  re- 
gularly taught  to  them  in  early  youth. 
Continental  statesmen  receive  a  pro- 
fessional education.  But  with  us, 
education  is  in  the  widest  and  va- 
guest sense  general;  and  practical 
life,  upon  which  is  devolved,  in  Eng- 
land, the  whole  burden  of  tuition  as 
regards  the  duties  of  a  statesman, 
brings  with  it  too  many  distractions 
of  its  own  to  allow  of  any  tranquil 
studies.  Moreover,  in  candour,  it 
ought  not  to  be  forgotten  that  a  Bri- 
tish statesman  has  a  much  wider 
cycle  of  duties,  and  a  catechism  of 
political  knowledge  much  ampler  to 
traverse,  than  his  brother-statesman 
on  the  Rhine  or  the  Elbe.  One  half 
of  his  energies  is  spent  upon  the  ma- 
nagement of  a  popular  assembly; 
this,  in  the  first  pjace.  And  second- 
ly, he  has  a  colonial  duty  to  learn, 
and  a  colonial  interest  to  administer, 
which  to  his  continental  brother  (if 
we  except  a  very  few  of  the  South- 
ern European  states)  have  no  sort 
of  existence.  Our  Oriental  colonies, 
it  is  true,  do  not  make  any  large  de- 
mands on  the  time  of  ministers  at 
home;  mere  distance  forbids  that. 
But  all  those  on  this  side  the  Cape 
of  Good  Hope,  and  especially  the 
.  West  Indies,  have,  in  our  days,  oc- 
cupied and  harassed  our  domestic 
government  even  more  than  our  do- 
mestic affairs. 

This  palliation,  however,  in  one 
view,  is  but  an  aggravation  of  the 
blame  in  another;  for,  if  Colonial  af- 
fairs are  amongst  the  burdens  which 
oppress  them,  the  more  imperatively 
should  it  weigh  upon  their  conscien- 
ces to  make  themselves  acquainted 
with  the  relations  of  these  colonies 


909 

to  European  politics  and  their  real 
interests.  Yet,  from  Mr  M'Gregor's 
work,  we  collect  every  where  that 
their  policy  has  been  at  the  best  wa- 
vering and  indecisive,  and,  in  some 
instances,  fatally  blind ;  of  which  we 
cannot  need  a  better  evidence  than 
the  fact  of  their  having,  by  express 
treaty,  co-operated  in  the  re-esta- 
blishment of  the  French  at  the  en- 
trance of  the  St  Lawrence ;  thus  wil- 
fully restoring  a  baleful  influence, 
whose  expulsion  from  those  regions 
makes  so  memorable  a  page  in  our 
British  Colonial  history. 

Such  being  the  darkness  which 
prevails  even  in  the  highest  quarters 
upon  these  great  interests,  we  have 
all  reason  for  peculiar  gratitude  to 
any  writer  who  labours  effectually 
to  disperse  it.  That  task  is  neither 
easy  nor  pleasant  -.  it  can  rest  secure- 
ly only  upon  strong  arguments  sup- 
ported by  numerous  facts,  and  upon 
facts  in  the  largest  extent  improved 
into  their  true  bearing  by  arguments 
the  strongest.  A  book  of  mere  sta- 
tistics is  blind;  a  book  of  mere  rea- 
soning is  weak.  In  the  first,  very  few 
readers  can  find  their  road ;  in  the 
second,  where  the  road  is  officiously 
pointed  out,  the  reader  distrusts  his 
guide.  Mr  McGregor's  book  is,  in  this 
respect,  constructed  upon  the  right 
plan.  It  is  not,  as  might  perhaps 
have  been  expected  in  a  case  where 
details  so  copious  had  been  collected 
so  laboriously,  a  book  stuffed  merely 
with  the  dry  bones  of  statistics.  Yet, 
on  the  other  hand,  the  opinions  and 
leading  doctrines  of  the  writer  are 
every  where  .sufficiently  supported 
by  massy  facts  and  numerical  calcu- 
lations— giving  a  basis  to  what  other- 
wise were  pure  hypothesis,  and 
bringing  within  the  light  of  palpable 
evidence  what  might  else  have  ap- 
peared mere  conjectural  specula- 
tion. Coming  at  this  time,  such  a 
book  discharges  a  critical  service. 
For  the  colonies  of  British  America 
are  now  making  gigantic  strides, 
such  as  will  soon  antiquate  and  su- 
perannuate the  feeble  and  indeter- 
minate policy  which  has  hitherto 
conducted  their  affairs  in  the  British 
Cabinet;  and  it  is  only  in  the  inter- 
val between  wars,  that  any  powerful 
efforts  can  be  made  at  home  for 
breathing  a  new  life  into  the  coun- 
sels which  should  watch  over  their 
developement, 


910 

It  is  more  for  her  own  sake  than 
for  any  danger  whicn  her  influence, 
howsoever  abused,  can  ultimately 
menace  these  colonies,  that  we  have 
reason  to  pray  for  the  triumph  of 
sound  Counsels  in  this  chapter  of  the 
British  policy.  The  loss  of  so  im- 
portant a  limb  as  her  North  Ameri- 
can provinces,  would  inflict  a  heavy 
wound  upon  the  reputation  of  Eng- 
land, and  the  European  estimate  of 
her  power.  She  would  suffer ;  but 
on  them  such  a  separation  would  fall 
lightly.  They  would  soon  manifest 
their  self-sufficing  powers  for  repel- 
ling aggression,  and  for  exercising 
all  the  functions  of  an  independent 
state.  To  them  no  power  could  be 
really  formidable  in  a  military  sense, 
except  the  great  Republic  on  their 
frontiers.  But  as  her  purpose  could 
be  no  other  than  that  of  incorpora- 
tion into  her  own  federal  system, 
there  would  be  no  reason  for  appre- 
hending a  sanguinary  war  of  devas- 
tation. France,  from  the  advantages 
of  her  position  amongst  the  parties 
concerned,  might  sow  momentary 
dissensions  by  means  of  intrigues. 
But  eventually  it  would  be  the  great 
domineering  interests  on  each  side 
which  would  determine  the  result; 
and  both  parties  would  make  their 
final  election  with  the  dignity  of  an 
independent  choice,  and  according 
to  the  pure  balance  of  political  in- 
terest. England,  therefore,  apart, 
there  is  not  much  to  chequer  the 
prospects,  or  to  throw  gloom  upon 
the  e#feni«/ relations,  of  these  provin- 
ces. It  is,  therefore,  by  a  double  ob- 
ligation the  duty  of  a  power  which 
stands  in  this  predicament,  and  holds 
its  influence  by  a  sort  of  filial  suffer- 
ance and  prescriptive  reverence,  to 
wield  it  for  none  but  the  most  bene- 
volent purposes,  and  in  a  spirit  of 
parental  tenderness.  Towards  this 
(as  indeed  towards  any  consistent) 
end,  the  first  step  is — to  make  our- 
selves well  acquainted  with  the  real 
interest  of  the  provinces  which  we 
are  undertaking  to  benefit  and  foster. 
Without  us  they  have  sufficient  in- 
ternal sources  of  prosperity  :  let  us 
be  cautiously  on  our  guard  that  they 
lose  none  through  our  interference. 

On  such  a  line  of  policy  perhaps 
no  book,  before  Mr  McGregor's, 
could  furnish  us  with  any  adequate 
assistance.  His  challenges  our  espe- 
cial notice  from  this  cause— that  it 


M'  Gregorys  British  America. 


[June, 


is  thoroughly  comprehensive.  Any 
former  work  that  we  know  of,  sup- 
posing even  that  its  information  were 
sufficiently  recent,  is  liable  to  this 
great  objection — that,  by  confining 
itself  to  one  province  or  two  at  the 
most,  it  foregoes  the  possibility  of 
rising  to  a  general  survey  of  the 
foreign  relations  which  connect  the 
whole  of  these  provinces  with  Great 
Britain  and  Europe.  Viewed  as  an 
aggregate,  our  North  American  co- 
lonies present  a  character  and  a  po- 
litical position  which  cannot  be 
ascribed  to  any  one  of  them  indivi- 
dually. And  it  is  necessary  that  they 
should  be  considered  collectively,  in 
order  to  appreciate  the  importance 
which  even  each  singly  may  attain. 
Nova  Scotia,  for  instance,  taken  sepa- 
rately, and  resting  on  her  own  re- 
sources, will  hardly  be  supposed  en- 
titled to  any  very  magnificent  pros- 
pects; yet,  as  Mr  M'Gregor  ob- 
serves, so  great  is  her  capacity  for  a 
higher  destiny  in  combination  with 
a  state  already  powerful — that  she 
alone,  by  supplying  one  capital  want, 
would  render  the  great  American 
Republic  independent  of  Europe. 
All  of  these  provinces  in  fact  have 
some  natural  adaptation  to  the  im- 
perfection of  each  other.  And  this 
it  is  which  makes  a  comprehensive 
view,  like  that  before  us,  no  less  es- 
sential to  the  truth  and  accuracy  of 
the  several  parts  than  of  the  total  re- 
sult. In  point  of  correctness  also, 
as  respects  the  great  mass  of  the  in- 
formation furnished,  we  may  pre- 
sume Mr  M'Gregor  to  have  had  one 
advantage  peculiar  to  himself — that 
much  of  it  has  been  obtained  from 
the  records  of  the  Chamber  of  Com- 
merce in  Halifax,  an  authentic  source 
of  such  details  not  previously  laid 
open  to  any  traveller. 

In  the  first,  or  Introductory  Book, 
Mr  M'Gregor  gives  a  general  sketch 
of  American  History,  from  the 
period  of  its  discovery.  This  was 
perhaps  necessary  to  impress  an  air 
of  completeness  and  rotundity  on  his 
plan ;  yet,  in  this  part  of  his  work, 
he  travels  over  ground  which  has 
been  trodden  by  so  many  predeces- 
sors, that  it  was  scarcely  possible 
within  his  limits  to  bring  forward 
much  absolute  novelty.  In  one  point, 
however,  the  spirit  of  reciprocal  feel- 
ing between  this  country  and  Ame- 
rica in  general,  we  are  glad  to  find 


1832.] 


M'  Gregorys  British  America. 


911 


him  taking  a  tone  which  has  unfor- 
tunately been  too  little  familiar  to 
our  printed  works  on  America, 
though  it  tallies  with  all  that  we 
have  heard  in  conversation  from 
grave  and  temperate  travellers : — 
"  It  is  common  to  believe,"  says  he, 
"  that  the  Americans  cherish  a  bitter 
hatred  to  the  people  of  England. 
Many  circumstances  have  certainly 
planted  sentiments  of  dislike  to  Eng- 
land, or  more  properly  to  the  go- 
vernment, pretty  generally  among 
the  citizens  of  the  United  States: 
but  they  are,  notwithstanding,  more 
kind  to  Englishmen  individually 
than  to  the  people  of  any  other 
country.  I  may  also  observe  further, 
that  there  is  much  truth  in  a  reply 
made  to  me  by  a  member  of  the  Le- 
gislature of  Maine,  when  conversing 
with  him  on  the  subject:  '  Sir,'  he 
said,  '  if  I  were  to  punish  men  for 
abusing  countries,  I  would  first 
knock  down  the  person  who  stigma- 
tized my  own,  and  immediately  after 
the  one  that  abused  yours ;  and  you 
may  depend  upon  it,  sir,  that  the 
feeling  is  more  general  amongst  us 
than  even  we  ourselves  think.'  "  Mr 
M'Gregor  justly  goes  on  to  account 
for  this  secret  leaning  to  England, 
from  the  common  literature — the 
common  language — and,  until  lately, 
the  common  history — which  connect 
them  with  the  country. 

In  the  Second  Book  it  is  that  Mr 
M'Gregor,  properly  speaking,  opens 
his  subject.  The  British  possessions 
in  North  America,  are  the  islands  of 
Newfoundland,  Cape  Breton,  and 
Prince  Edward;  together  with  the 
provinces  of  Nova  Scotia,  New 
Brunswick,  and  the  Canadas.  Three 
less  considerable  possessions  we 
omit — viz.  Anticosti,  Labrador,  and 
the  territory  west  of  Hudson's  Bay, 
the  first  as  deficient  in  extent,  and  all 
as  deficient  in  population.  To  each 
of  the  more  important  possessions 
Mr  M'Gregor  dedicates  a  book  :  we 
shall  follow  him  according  to  the  or- 
der of  his  own  arrangement. 

At  the  outset  of  the  subject,  it  is 
painful  to  find  that  the  very  boun- 
dary line  which  separates  us  from 
the  United  States,  has  been  left  open 
to  endless  dissensions,  by  the  mere 
ignorance  and  carelessness  of  the 
British  Commissioners.  The  ques- 
tion was — to  determine  what  river 
had  originally  been  designated  by 


the  name  of  the  St  Croix.  A  short 
investigation  would  have  cleared  up 
that  point  in  a  sense  favourable  to 
this  country.  But  to  save  a  little 
personal  trouble,  this  was  resigned 
to  the  interpretation  of  the  American 
party  :  and  thus,  to  evade  a  day's  li- 
tigation, matter  has  been  left  for  fu- 
ture wars,  the  territory  in  dispute 
being  of  first-rate  importance  to 
either  side  of  the  frontier;  for,  in 
extent,  it  is  not  less  than  seven  mil- 
lions of  acres,  and  in  fertility  it  is 
almost  unrivalled. 

In  characterising  the  general  as- 
pect of  American  scenery  in  these 
northern  regions,  Mr  M'Gregor  no- 
tices, with  the  surprise  which  be- 
longs to  such  a  feature  of  dispropor- 
tion, the  dwarfish  size  of  the  moun- 
tains, few  of  which  are  so  high  as 
some  in  Great  Britain.  The  White 
Mountains  in  Hampshire,  it  is  true, 
ascend  to  an  elevation  of  6800  feet, 
and  the  Rocky  Mountains  to  nine  or 
even  eleven  thousand  feet — a  Pyre- 
nean  altitude :  but  they  constitute  a 
solitary  exception.  The  highest  part 
of  the  Alleghanies  is  but  2958  feet 
above  the  level  of  the  sea;  and  no 
mountain  to  the  north  of  the  St  Law- 
rence, not  even  the  Algonquin,  is  re- 
puted much  above  2000  feet  high. 
Dr  Johnson  said  of  Miss  Knight,  the 
author  of  Dinarbas,  upon  hearing  of 
her  intention  to  settle  in  France,  that 
she  was  in  the  right ;  for  that  "  she 
was  too  big  for  an  island."  And, 
seriously,  such  puny  hills  as  these 
seem  too  little  tor  a  continent.  In 
reality,  it  is  the  lakes  and  the  forests 
which  compose  the  noble  part  of  the 
American  scenery.  With  respect  to 
these  last,  Mr  M'Gregor  affirms— 
"  that  it  is  impossible  to  exaggerate 
their  autumnal  beauty ;  nothing  un- 
der heaven  can  be  compared  to  its 
effulgent  grandeur.  Two  or  three 
frosty  nights  in  the  decline  of  au- 
tumn, transform  the  verdure  of  a 
whole  empire  into  every  possible 
tint  of  scarlet,  rich  violet,  every 
shade  of  blue  and  brown,  vivid  crim- 
son, and  glittering  yellow.  The  stern 
inexorable  fir  tribes  alone  maintain 
their  external  sombre  green.  All 
others,  in  mountains  or  in  valleys, 
burst  into  the  most  glorious  vege- 
table beauty,  and  exliibit  the  most 
splendid  and  most  enchanting  pano= 
rama  on  earth." 

Mr  M'Gregor's  sketch  of  the  zoo-? 


912 

lo»y  of  these  regions,  is  executed 

ith  a  hap 
stances.    But  he  is  mistaken  in  sup- 


M1 Gregorys  British  America. 


[June, 


with  a  happy  selection  of  circum- 


posing it  to  be  not  generally  known, 
that  the  characteristic  superiority  of 
American  birds  is  in  the  splendour  of 
their  plumage,  whilst  those  ofEurope 
find  a  natural  compensation  in  the 
beauty  of  their  song  j  this  distinction 
is  familiar  to  most  people,  and,  in 
fact,  is  noticed  in  as  common  and  as 
early  a  book  as  Thomson's  Seasons. 
In  the  Chapter  on  the  Climatology 
of  North  America,  we  find  it  remark- 
ed, that  the  winter  is  commonly 
supposed  to  be  shorter  and  milder 
than  a  century  or  two  ago.  And  this 
effect,  supposing  it  to  have  a  real 
existence,  is  ascribed  to  the  progress 
made  in  throwing  open  and  clearing 
away  the  woods.  But  Sir  Alexander 
M'Kenzie,  the  American  traveller, 
than  whom  no  man  was  more  com- 
petent to  speak  on  that  question,  de- 
nied the  tendency  of  such  changes  to 
produce  any  result  of  the  kind  ;  and 
the  result  itself,  as  a  mere  fact,  is 
made  very  questionable  by  Mr 
M'Gregor,  who  cites  some  anecdotes, 
which  do  certainly  throw  much 
doubt  upon  the  statements  common- 
ly received.  The  most  disagreeable 
peculiarity  of  the  climate,  if  it  ought 
not  more  probably  to  be  charged 
upon  the  diet  or  other  habits  of  life, 
presents  itself  in  the  premature  de- 
cay of  the  teeth.  "  It  is  truly  dis- 
tressing," says  the  author,  "  to  see  a 
blooming  maid  of  eighteen,  or  a 
young  wife,  either  without  front 
teeth,  or  with  such  as  are  black  and 
decayed." 

The  first  of  our  North  American 
possessions,  which  Mr  M'Gregor 
treats  of  circumstantially,  is  New- 
foundland. To  this  he  assigns  his 
Third  Book.  It  seems  strange  that 
this  island,  though  the  first  discover- 
ed of  our  possessions,  should  be  the 
least  known  ;  and  it  is  still  stranger 
to  add,  that,  until  a  very  few  years 
since,  the  interior  had  never  been 
explored  by  Europeans. 

The  two  points  most  notoriously 
interesting  in  the  circumstances  of 
Newfoundland  are  its  dogs,  and  its 
great  fishing  bank.  With  regard  to 
the  former,  it  appears  to  be  true  (as 
we  had  often  heard)  that  the  dogs, 
valued  as  the  Newfoundland  breed 
in  this  country,  are  not  of  the  genuine 
race,  Though  a  cross,  however,  they 


are  admitted  to  be  in  the  highest  de- 
gree valuable. 

The  Great  Bank  is  in  every  view 
one  of  the  most  astonishing  pheno- 
mena on  our  planet.  In  length  it 
is  600  miles,  in  breadth  about  200. 
Some  have  imagined  that  it  was  ori- 
ginally an  island,  whose  pillars  had 
been  shaken  by  an  earthquake,  and 
had  in  consequence  given  way. 
Others  suppose  that  it  has  been 
formed  by  accumulations  of  sand 
carried  along  by  the  Gulf-stream,  and 
arrested  by  the  currents  of  the  north. 
It  appears,  however,  to  be  one  mass 
of  solid  rock.  The  Gulf-stream,  by 
the  way,  is  in  itself  a  very  interesting 
feature  of  these  seas.  The  current 
is  so  powerful  as  to  retard  a  vessel 
on  its  outward  voyage  from  Europe 
from  forty  to  sixty  miles  a  day; 
whilst  on  a  homeward  voyage  it  in- 
creases the  rate  of  sailing  so  much, 
that  the  sailors  say  they  are  "  going 
down  hill"  when  they  are  returning 
to  Europe. 

There  is  one  page  in  the  History 
of  Newfoundland  which  is  fitted  to 
awake  a  more  distressing  and  per- 
plexing interest  than  any  the  most 
impressive  of  those  innumerable  re- 
cords which  trace  the  downward  ca- 
reer of  the  poor  perishing  aboriginal 
tribes  of  the  New  World,  in  their  vain 
conflict  with  white  invaders.  The 
details  of  this  case,  as  they  are 
brought  together  from  a  great  variety 
of  sources  by  Mr  M'Gregor,  are  not 
less  stimulating  to  our  curiosity  than 
they  are  distressing,  and  sometimes 
even  revolting  to  our  humanity :  they 
are  attractive  from  the  circumstances 
of  mystery  which  still  hang  about  the 
closing  scenes  of  the  tragedy,  and 
yet,  deeply  repulsive  from  the  dis- 
honour which  they  attach  at  every 
step  to  countrymen  of  our  own,  pro- 
fessors of  civilisation  and  Christian 
truth.  The  original  inhabitants  of 
Newfoundland,  at  the  period  of  its 
earliest  discovery,  were  a  tribe  of 
savages  distinguished  by  the  name  of 
Red  Indians.  This  was  their  appel- 
lation amongst  Europeans,  and  was 
derived  from  the  circumstance  of 
their  being  painted  universally  with 
red  ochre.  But  they  styled  themselves 
Bceothics.  Even  at  this  early  period 
it  is  probable  that  some  foundation 
had  been  already  laid  of  that  jealous 
hatred  which  has  ever  since  marked 
their  intercourse  with  strangers ;  for, 


1832.] 


"  Gregorys  British  America, 


in  1574,  when  Martin  Frobisher  was 
driven  upon  their  coast  by  ice,  he 
sent  five  of  his  sailors  ashore  in  the 
company  of  a  native,  whom  he  had 
persuaded  to  come  on  board  him. 
These  five  sailors  were  never  more 
heard  of;  and  Frobisher  retaliated 
by  carrying  off  an  Indian,  who  died 
shortly  after  his  arrival  in  England. 
Acts,  such  as  these,  of  reciprocal 
outrage  and  injustice,  compose  the 
links  of  a  chain  which  has  been  pro- 
pagated from  that  time  to  this  in  one 
unbroken  line  of  succession;  for, 
through  a  space  of  nearly  three  cen- 
turies, the  hand  of  these  poor  Bceo- 
thics  has  been  against  every  man, 
and  every  man's  hand  against  them. 
Presenting  a  character  of  fierce  in- 
hospitality  to  strangers,  they  have 
been  generally  regarded  as  absolute- 
ly irreclaimable,  and  incapable  of  any 
impression  favourable  to  the  views 
of  their  civilized  neighbours.  Yet 
even  in  the  earliest  stages  of  our  in- 
tercourse with  them,  they  must  have 
exhibited  a  happier  phasis  of  charac- 
ter to  more  equitable  observers :  for 
Whitbourne,  in  1620,  speaks  of  the 
"  poor  infidel  natives  of  Newfound- 
land" as  "  ingenious,  and  apt,  by  a 
moderate  and  discreet  government, 
to  become  obedient."  However,  un- 
fortunately for  all  parties,  none  but 
the  fiercer  and  more  intractable  fea- 
tures of  their  character  were  brought 
forward  by  the  circumstances  of 
their  position.  The  neighbours, 
amongst  whom  their  evil  destiny  had 
thrown  them,  civilized  and  uncivili- 
zed alike,  all  acted  in  a  spirit  of  law- 
less spoliation ;  and  for  nearly  three 
centuries  these  poor  people  were 
hunted  like  wild  beasts  both  by  their 
brother  savages  and  by  the  European 
settlers. 

For  the  next  130  years,  after  Whit- 
bourne's  book,  that  is,  from  1620  to 
1750,  the  scanty  annals  of  this  un- 
happy people,  as  respects  their  exter- 
nal relations,  that  is  to  say,  their  rela- 
tions to  ourselves,  Englishmen  and 
Christians,  yield  one  unvarying  re- 
port :  "  they  were  frequently  shot  by 
the  fishermen  and  furriers.  That," 
says  Mr  M'Gregor,  "  is  all  we  can 
trace  of  the  history  of  the  tribe." 
It  may  be  supposed  that  no  people, 
red  or  white,  will  be  apt  to  discover 
any  law  of  nature  which  should  point 
it  out  as  the  primary  purpose  of  their 
earthly  existence  to  offer  a  mark  to 


British  rifles.  Occasionally,  we  may 
well  believe,  there  would  be  retalia- 
tion, as  opportunities  might  chance 
to  offer.  And  it  is  recorded,  that  in 
the  lapse  of  these  130  years  the  Bceo- 
thics  "  were  in  the  habit  of  coming 
suddenly  from  the  unfrequented 
parts,  and  stealing  nets,  iron,  or  what- 
ever they  could  lay  their  hands  on." 
In  fact,  to  shoot  or  to  be  shot,  to  rob 
or  to  be.  robbed,  composed  at  this 
era  the  practical  vade-mecum  for  the 
life  of  a  Boaothic — the  two  tables  of 
his  law  and  morality. 

Thus  passed  a  period  of  more  than 
two  centuries,  filled  with  bloodshed 
and  misery ;  outrage  without  provo- 
cation in  the  van,  and  revenge  creep- 
ing stealthily  in  the  rear.  It  is  the 
sad  effect  of  any  solitary  act  of  vio- 
lence perpetrated  in  the  very  thresh- 
old of  our  intercourse  with  a  savage 
nation  incapable  of  communication 
by  writing,  that  inevitably,  and  by  a 
mistaken  obligation  of  duty,  it  pro- 
vokes some  corresponding  act  of  re- 
taliation :  and  as  this  is  seldom  re- 
ferred to  its  true  and  original  cause, 
(forgotten  perhaps  or  never  general- 
ly known,)  standing  in  a  state  of  in- 
sulation, and  viewed  simply  for  itself, 
this  act  of  pure  revenge,  that  is,  (ac- 
cording to  Lord  Bacon's  remark,)  of 
"  wild  natural  justice,"  passes  for  a 
wanton  ebullition  of  wild  natural 
malice.  Nay,  it  will  often  happen 
from  circumstances,  that  it  will  pass 
for  an  indication  of  treachery;  for 
savage  warfare  being  reduced  very 
much  to  a  contest  of  stratagem  and 
ambush,  wheresoever  an  act  of  vio- 
lence is  otherwise  justified  to  an 
Indian's  conscience,  it  will  but  ap- 
pear the  more  meritorious  for  being 
connected  with  circumstances  of  sur- 
prise and  deception.  Revenge,  in  his 
morality,  is  good,  unconditionally; 
revenge,  into  which  stratagem  enters 
as  an  element,  and  where  the  victim 
is  trepanned  by  disarming  his  suspi- 
cions, comes  recommended  by  an 
additional  grace  of  scientific  execu- 
tion. Allowance  must  be  made  for 
that  characteristic  part  of  Indian 
ethics  which  has  grown  out  of  his 
situation,  and  which  is  consecrated 
to  his  judgment  by  the  immemorial 
usage  of  his  ancestors.  Whilst  upon 
this  ground  also,  we  may  notice  one 
oversight  common  to  all  the  great 
voyagers,  Cook  even,  and  those  who 
have  been  the  most  judicious  and 


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equitable  in  estimating  uncivilized 
nature  : — Theft,  so  generally  practi- 
sed upon  their  European  visitors 
by  savages,  these  voyagers  have 
all  appraised  according  to  the  tariff 
of  our  domestic  morality.  Now,  it 
ought  to  have  been  remembered 
that,  every  tribe  of  savages  viewing 
itself  as  an  independent  nation,  and 
in  some  respects  justly  so, — it  will 
follow  that  every  case  of  intercourse 
between  themselves  and  the  Euro- 
pean tribe  who  visit  them  in  ships, 
rises  to  the  dignity  of  an  international 
act ;  and  whatsoever  rules  apply  to 
their  intercourse  with  any  other  in- 
dependent tribe,  must  in  their  minds 
be  applicable  to  the  case  between 
themselves  and  the  nautical  visitors. 
It  cannot  be  doubted,  then,  that  sava- 
ges have  often  viewed  themselves  as 
in  a  belligerent  state  with  their  visit- 
ors, only  not  openly  proclaimed,  but 
conducted  by  mutual  stratagem. 
Whatever  rights  are  supposed  to  be 
conferred  by  such  a  state,  doubtless 
they  claim  tacitly,  and  imagine  to  be 
tacitly  understood ;  and  amongst  the 
rights  of  war,  on  its  most  honourable 
footing  in  the  savage  estimate  of  ho- 
nour, stratagem  (as  we  have  obser- 
ved above)  holds  a  foremost  rank. 
But,  if  this  were  otherwise,  and  sup- 
posing even  that  acts  of  theft,  under 
the  circumstances  stated,  were  held 
to  be  criminal,  still  it  should  not  have 
been  overlooked  that  the  criminality 
will  not  take  that  ignominious  shape 
with  which  it  is  invested  by  our  code 
of  petty  police,  but  will  rise  (as  we 
have  said)  to  the  dignity  of  an  inter- 
national act  of  spoliation.  Hence, 
the  explanation  of  a  fact  which  has 
raised  much  astonishment,  that  even 
chieftajns,  otherwise  of  elevated  and 
noble  sentiments,  should  sometimes 
in  the  Pacific  Islands  have  been  found 
capable  of  abetting  acts  of  petty  theft 
(as  they  would  seem  to  us)  by  con- 
nivance, or  even  by  direct  personal 
participation. 

This  translation  into  a  higher  and 
more  dignified  jurisdiction  of  all  acts 
of  intercourse  between  themselves 
and  their  European  visitors,  agree- 
ably to  which  they  are  universally 
raised  from  a  municipal  to  an  inter- 
national rank,  is  in  itself  very  natu- 
ral ;  and,  amongst  other  effects  natu- 
rally derived  from  it,  v^  Iiich  has  been 
equally  overlooked,  we  may  reckon 
this— that  what  would  have  seemed 


McGregor's  British  America. 


[June, 


to  us  mere  personal  or  individual 
wrongs,  have  been  treasured  up  in 
the  recollections  of  Indian  tribes,  and 
traditionally  propagated  to  remote 
generations,  as  wrongs  between  na- 
tion and  nation,  and  devolving  there- 
fore upon  the  whole  tribe  a  sacred 
duty  of  revenge,  subsisting  even  after 
the  injured  individual  or  his  family 
might  long  have  passed  away.  Some- 
times, therefore,  it  will  doubtless 
have  happened,  that  ferocious  out- 
rages upon  unoffending  white  men, 
which  have  appeared  to  us  demoniac- 
ally wanton  and  capricious,  are  re- 
ferred back  by  Indian  consciences  to 
some  yet  unavenged  case  of  Euro- 
pean outrage,  traditionally  sent  down 
perhaps  from  some  past  generation. 
With  such  bloody  recollections, 
therefore,  attached  to  such  stern 
duties  of  retribution,  and  these  con- 
tinually refreshed  by  new  violences 
and  wrongs,  multiplied  in  every  di- 
rection as  European  colonization  con- 
tinued to  advance  and  to  molest  them, 
it  cannot  be  wondered  that  the  Bceo- 
thics  should  have  retired  into  the 
thickest  cloisters  of  what  they  view- 
ed as  their  own  forests,  and  should 
have  signalized  their  occasional  emer- 
sions (so  to  speak)  into  the  light  of 
the  sea-coast  by  sanguinary  memo- 
rials of  their  wrath — doubtless  meant 
by  them  as  speaking  and  lively  pro- 
testations against  that  unmerited  per- 
secution which  had  dogged  them 
for  centuries,  which  had  gradually 
chased  them  in  like  wild  beasts  to 
their  lairs,  and  had  placed  their 
"  free  unhoused  condition"  within 
the  circumscription  of  so  many  foxes' 
covers.  In  this  spirit  we  must  in- 
terpret their  else  diabolical  conduct, 
about  the  year  1750,  when  an  ef- 
fort was  made  on  the  part  of  govern- 
ment to  draw  them  out  to  an  amica- 
ble intercourse.  Connecting,  as  they 
must  have  done,  the  outrages  of  many 
generations,  and  the  private  marau- 
ders who  had  committed  them,  with 
one  general  system  of  white  men  in 
league  against  red  men, — it  was  na- 
tural that  they  should  view  such  ef- 
forts as  belonging  to  the  same  chain 
of  purposes  acting  by  a  change  in  the 
means.  Treachery  such  efforts  must 
have  seemed  to  them,  immediate  or 
final ;  and  by  treachery  they  thought 
themselves  entitled  to  countermine 
treachery.  In  pursuance  of  the  gover- 
nor's plans, "  one  Scott,  a  shipmaster. 


1832.] 


Ms  Gregorys  British  America, 


with  some  others,  went  from  St  John's 
(the  capital)  to  the  Bay  of  Exploits, 
where  they  built  a  place  of  residence, 
much  in  the  manner  of  a  fort.  Some 
days  afterwards,  a  party  of  Indians 
appeared,  and  halted  near  the  place. 
Scott  proceeded  unarmed  to  them, 
contrary  to  the  advice  of  his  people; 
shook  hands  with  them,  and  mixed 
among  them.  An  old  man,  who 
pretended  friendship,  put  his  arms 
round  Scott's  neck,  when  another 
immediately  stabbed  him  in  the  back. 
The  horrible  yell,  or  war-whoop,  im- 
mediately resounded;  a  shower  of 
arrows  fell  upon  the  English,  which 
killed  five  of  them ;  and  the  rest 
fled  to  their  vessel,  carrying  off  one 
of  those  who  had  been  killed — with 
several  arrows  sticking  in  his  body." 
This  bloody  answer  to  the  gover- 
nor's pacific  overtures,  in  which, 
undoubtedly,  the  Indians  conceived 
themselves  to  have  revenged  ancient 
treasons,andtohaveforestalled  others 
in  reversion,  again  closed  the  gates 
upon  all  prospect  of  accommodation. 
Two  generations  of  fresh  atrocities 
succeeded  half  a  century  of  dark- 
ness and  of  guilt,  during  which  the 
Bo3othics  continued  (in  Mr  M'Gre- 
gor's  words)  "  to  be  hunted  and  shot 
like  foxes,  by  the  northern  furriers 
and  fishermen."  But  who,  meantime, 
was  governor  ?  Was  it  possible,  the 
reader  will  ask  indignantly,  that  a 
British  governor  should  look  pas- 
sively upon  such  enormities  ?  We 
may  be  sure  that  the  very  feeblest  of 
our  governors  would  not.  Duff,  Mon- 
tague, and  other  governors,  did  their 
utmost  to  protect  the  poor  Indians. 
But  their  utmost  was  confined  to 
proclamations.  And  those,  under  the 
circumstances  of  the  colony — a  slen- 
der population,  and  scarcely  the  ru- 
diments of  a  police,  were  a  mere 
willow  sceptre  of  authority  against 
the  licentious  appetites  for  blood  of 
monsters,  who  had  been  swept  out 
of  the  very  kennels  of  great  Euro- 


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pean  cities,  and  whose  very  excess  of 
ignorance  armed  them  with  cruel 
contempt  against  a  race  of  poor  sa- 
vages, whom  they  classed  with  the 
beasts  of  chase.  "  The  destruction 
of  the  Red  Indians,"  says  Mr  M'Gre- 
gor,  "  appeared  to  afford  them  as 
much  sport  as  hunting  beavers." 

In  this  hideous  condition  of  tri- 
umphant wrong,  and  of  extermina- 
tion, gradually  eating  its  way  into  the 
heart  of  the  once  numerous  nation, 
matters  continued  for  the  next  fifty 
and  odd  years.  But  early  in  the  pre- 
sent century,  accident  seemed  to  of- 
fer an  opening  for  another  attempt  at 
conciliation.  Lord  Gambier  had  offer- 
ed a  reward  for  the  capture  of  a  na- 
tive. Stimulated  by  this,  in  1803,  one 
Cull,  a  fisherman,  surprised  a  Bceo- 
thic  woman,  "  whilst  paddling  her 
canoe  towards  a  small  island  in  quest 
of  birds'  effes."  This  woman  was 


taken  to  St  John's,  and  kindly  treat- 
ed by  the  governor.  She  was  ad- 
vanced in  years ;  and  nothing  is  re- 
corded of  her  habits  or  feelings, 
except  that  "  she  admired  the  epau- 
lets of  the  officers  more  than  any 
thing  she  saw,"  and  that  under  every 
sort  of  temptation  "  she  would  never 
let  her  fur  dress  go  out  of  her  hands." 
In  pursuance  of  the  policy  which 
had  led  to  her  capture,  she  was  sent 
back,  loaded  with  presents,  "  to  the 
woods  whence  she  came."  She  was 
placed  under  the  guidance  of  Cull, 
the  man  who  surprised  her:  and 
what  became  of  her — has  never  been 
learned.  Under  these  circumstances, 
it  is  not  very  wonderful*  that  Lieu- 
tenant Chapell,  in  his  book  upon 
these  colonies,  should  have  charged 
Cull  with  having  murdered  her.  The 
amount  of  public  belief  on  this  sub- 
ject, however,  is  merely  negative- 
viz,  that  in  some  way  or  other,  she 
never  rejoined  her  tribe.  And  if  she 
had,  Mr  M'Gregor  is  of  opinion,  that 
the  jealousy  of  the  Indians  would 
have  interfered  with  any  good  re- 


*  Whether  probable  or  not,  however,  it  seems,  that  in  certain  latitudes,  Lieute- 
nant Chapell  would  find  this  charge  not  particularly  safe.  For  a  correspondent  of 
Mr  M'Gregor's,  in  answer  to  some  enquiries  of  his  about  this  old  woman,  says — "  I 
take  it  for  granted^  that  the  old  woman  never  joined  her  tribe,  whatever  became  of 
her  :  but  if  the  man  who  charged  Cull  with  her  murder  ever  comes  within  the  reach 
of  Cull's  gun,  [and  a  long  duck  gun  it  is,  that  cost  L.7  at  Fogo,]  he  is  as  dead  as  arty 
of  the  Red  Indians  that  Cull  has  often  shot."  The  mode  of  valuing  the  certainty  of 
Lieutenant  Chapell's  death  does  not  seem  particularly-unfavourable  to  the  probability 
of  his  assertion. 

VOL,  XXXI.   NO.  CXCV.  3  N 


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suit  that  might  else  have  been  anti- 
cipated. 

This  attempt  having  failed,  in  six 
years  after  Government  made  an- 
other. In  1809,  they  sent  a  ship  to 
Exploits'  Bay,  under  the  command 
of  a  lieutenant ;  and,  by  way  of  re- 
medying the  defect  which  was  ap- 
prehended in  all  means  of  oral  com- 
munication, this  officer  carried  with 
him  a  sort  of  hieroglyphic  painting — 
"representing  the  officers  of  the  royal 
navy  shaking  hands  with  an  Indian 
chief;  a  party  of  sailors  laying  par- 
cels of  goods  at  his  feet ;  Indians — 
men  and  women — presenting  furs  to 
the  officers;  an  European  and  Indian 
mother  looking  at  their  respective 
children  of  the  same  age,  and  a  sail- 
or courting  an  Indian  girl."  All  this 
labour  of  preparation,  however,  was 
rendered  abortive;  for  the  expedi- 
tion did  not  so  much  as  meet  with 
any  members  of  the  tribe. 

In  this  one  respect,  the  next  mis- 
sion, under  the  orders  of  Lieutenant 
Buchan,in  a  schooner  of  his  Majesty's, 
had  better  success.  In  other  points 
it  was  more  tragically  unfortunate. 
In  1805-6,  Lieutenant  Buchan  ef- 
fected an  interview  with  the  natives; 
and  persuaded  two  of  them  to  return 
with  him  to  a  depot  of  baggage  in  his 
rear,  where  his  presents  were  laid 
up:  'not,  however,  without  leaving 
amongst  the  Indians,  two  marines  of 
his  own  party  as  hostages  for  their 
friends.  Why—is  not  stated,  (but  it 
must  be  presumed  that  Lieutenant 
Buchan  had  a  strong  justification  to 
plead,^  the  time  fixed  by  that  officer 
for  his  return  was  not  punctually 
kept.  The  consequences  were  fatal : 
instructed  by  endless  experience  to 
be  suspicious,  the  Boeothics  looked 
upon  this  delay  as  treachery,  and 
actually  "  tore  the  heads  of  the  ma- 
rines from  their  bodies."  On  Lieu- 
tenantBuchan's  return  to  the  ground, 
the  hostages  escaped  to  the  woods, 
so  that  even  the  single  benefit  was 
thus  lost,  which  might  have  been 
reaped,  from  contrasting  our  treat- 
ment of  prisoners,  after  recent  pro- 
vocation, with  their  own.  He  soon 
after  found  the  bodies  of  the  marines, 
the  Indians  "  having  run  off  with  the 
Jieads." 

No  further  communication  was 
opened  with  this  extraordinary  tribe 
until  the  winter  of  1819,  when  a 
party  of  furriers  met  a  Bceothic 


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woman  and  two  men.  The  woman 
they  took  prisoner:  "but  her  hus- 
band, who  became  desperate,  and  de- 
termined to  rescue  her  single-hand- 
ed, was  most  cruelly  shot  by  the 
brutal  party !  He  was  a  most  noble- 
looking  man,  about  six  feet  high." 
The  other  man  was  also  shot.  But 
the  woman,  whom  they  called  Mary 
March,  from  the  month  in  which  this 
tragedy  was  acted,  was  carried  to  St 
John's,  and,  in  the  following  winter, 
sent  back  to  the  parts  frequented  by 
her  tribe,  under  the  care  of  Captain 
Buchan.  She  died  on  board  his  ves- 
sel ;  but  he  carried  her  body  to  a 
place  within  the  haunts  of  her  coun- 
trymen, and  there  left  it  in  a  coffin. 
It  has  since  appeared  that  the  natives 
observed  these  motions  of  Captain 
Buchan's;  and  that,  having  taken 
away  the  body  of  Mary  March,  they 
laid  it  by  the  side  of  her  husband. 

In  the  winter  of  1823  occurred 
the  last  communication  that  has  been 
had  with  this  people ;  and  very  pro- 
bably the  last  that  ever  will  be  had. 
Three  women,  at  that  period,  gave 
themselves  up  in  a  starving  condi- 
tion to  a  party  of  furriers  :  one  of 
these  died  of  consumption,  in  a  hos- 
pital at  St  John's,  a  year  or  two  ago. 
A  few  days  before,  and  in  the  same 
neighbourhood,  "  two  English  fur- 
riers shot  a  man  and  woman  of  the 
tribe,  who  were  approaching  them, 
apparently  in  the  act  of  soliciting 
food.  The  man  was  first  killed : 
and  the  woman,  in  despair,  remained 
calmly  to  be  fired  at,  when  she  was 
also  shot  through  the  back  and  chest, 
and  immediately  expired."  The  ac- 
count of  this  affair,  which  there  is 
now  reason  to  think  exterminated  the 
last  remnants  of  this  ancient  nation, 
was  communicated  to  Mr  M'Gregor's 
informant,  by  the  very  hell-hound 
who  committed  the  murders. 

Some  years  after  this  a  society  was 
formed  at  St  John's,  calling  itself  the 
BcBOthic  Institution,  with  the  general 
purpose  of  investigating  the  antiqui- 
ties of  this  people,  and  the  more  im- 
mediate one  of  opening  an  inter- 
course with  any  of  their  number  who 
might  yet  survive.  In  autumn  of 
1827,  a  Mr  Cormack  conducted  an 
expedition  into  their  country,  with 
the  view  of  pushing  all  the  objects 
for  which  the  institution  had  been 
formed.  In  this  search  for  antiqui- 
ties, he  was  not  altogether  unsuc- 


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cessful :  but,  as  to  the  people  them- 
selves, he  could  find  none : — "  My 
party,"  says  he,  "  had  been  so  exci- 
ted, so  sanguine,  and  so  determined, 
to  obtain  an  interview  of  some  kind 
with  these  people,  that  on  discover- 
ing from  appearances  every  where 
around  us— that  the  Red  Indians, 
the  terror  of  the  Europeans,  as  well 
as  of  the  other  Indian  inhabitants  of 
Newfoundland,  no  longer  existed, 
the  spirits  of  one  and  all  of  us  were 
very  deeply  affected."  A  line  of 
country,  forty  miles  at  least  in  ex- 
tent, was  found  occupied  with  the 
fences  prepared  by  the  Boeothics,  for 
stopping  the  deer  in  their  periodical 
migrations  from  different  regions  of 
the  island :  no  better  proof  could  be 
given  of  their  demand  for  food,  and 
consequently  of  their  great  numbers, 
even  in  very  recent  times.  But  at  this 
period,  the  whole  of  these  vast  pre- 
parations were  neglected  and  decay- 
ing: the  deer  passed  unmolested: 
the  wigwams  were,  without  one  ex- 
ception, deserted :  the  entire  terri- 
tory, within  a  ring  of  220  miles,  was 
silent,  and  without  a  smoke  :  and  Mr 
Cormack  closed  his  labours  with  the 
conviction,  that,  if  any  solitary  indi- 
viduals of  this  once  powerful  nation 
have  succeeded  in  escaping  from  the 
merciless  extermination  of  the  whites, 
they  must  exist  in  the  most  hidden 
and  wild  places,  among  deep  ravines, 
or  in  dark  inaccessible  solitudes,  de- 
termined never  to  appear  again  in 
the  presence  of  Europeans. 

There  have  been,  doubtless,  other 
Indian  nations  consumed,  like  these, 
by  the  continued  violence  of  Euro- 
pean encroachers,  but  rarely,  we  ima- 
gine, under  circumstances  of  the 
same  interest.  The  Boeothics  were 
so  peculiar  a  race,  and  persecuted  so 
equally  by  Indians  and  by  the  Euro- 
pean settlers,  that  some  persons 
(amongst  whom  is  Mr  Pinkerton) 
believe  them  to  have  been  descend- 
ants of  Norwegians,  and  in  no  re- 
spect connected  with  the  Indian 
blood.  Even  Robertson  supposes 
the  Norwegians  to  have  settled  colo- 
nies in  Newfoundland ;  and  the 
'  winlandy  mentioned  in  the  early 
records  of  Iceland,  is  by  some  ima- 
gined to  have  lain  either  here  or  in 
Labrador.  Mr  M'Gregor  rejects  the 
notion  of  a  European  origin  altoge- 
ther, and  we  think  rightly.  Christi- 


anity could  not  so  utterly  have  pe- 
rished amongst  them  in  the  course  of 
a  few  centuries.  And  we  may  add, 
that  all  the  features  of  their  moral 
character  were  eminently  Indian— 
their  haughtiness,  Spartan  endurance 
of  suffering  in  extremity,  their  ob- 
stinacy in  rejecting  all  terms  of  ac- 
commodation from  their  persecutors, 
and  the  unbending  heroism  with 
which,  to  the  very  last,  they  retreat- 
ed from  the  mercy  of  those  whom 
they  regarded  as  the  foulest  of  op- 
pressors. For  three  centuries,  they 
carried  on  the  contest :  they  suffer- 
ed themselves  at  the  last  to  be  worn 
down  by  mere  famine,  to  the  wreck 
of  perhaps  a  single  family ;  and  even 
of  that  wreck  only  three  females,  en- 
feebled by  disease,  surrendered  to  the 
enemy.  Few  chapters  in  the  history 
of  man  illustrate  more  powerfully 
the  grandeur  of  fortitude  ;  and  no 
cases  of  national  ruin  and  extinction 
are  better  entitled  to  our  admiring 
sympathy.  We  are  grateful  to  Mr 
M'Gregor  for  having  brought  toge- 
ther the  details  of  so  profound  a  tra- 
gedy, from  the  records  of  authentic 
history;  and  the  more  so,  as  they  run 
a  risk  of  soon  perishing  in  a  colony 
which  can  have  so  little  leisure  for 
literary  tasks. 

In  Newfoundland  there  is  now  a 
sufficient  and  a  growing  attention 
paid  to  agriculture.  That  is  well  for 
the  colonists,  and  will  prove  the  best 
course  for  ensuring  to  them  a  per- 
manent prosperity.  But  our  own 
interests  are  chiefly  connected  with 
the  fisheries  of  that  region.  These 
are  luminously  traced  through  their 
past  history,  in  the  work  before  us. 
This  review  naturally  points  our  at- 
tention with  peculiar  energy  to  the 
present  condition  of  our  own  inter- 
est, in  possessions  which  are  almost 
essential  to  our  naval  greatness. 
Mr  M'Gregor  is  justly  severe  in  cri- 
ticising the  policy  of  our  statesmen 
on  this  commanding  subject.  The 
treaty  of  Utrecht  has  been  a  standing 
theme  of  abuse  for  upwards  of  a  cen- 
tury ;  chiefly  from  their  concern  in 
that  treaty  it  is  that  Bolingbroke  and 
Oxford  have  suffered  in  history,  as 
dead  to  the  calls  of  patriotism.  Yet 
this  treaty,  bad  as  it  may  have  been 
in  some  other  respects,  guarded  our 
interests  by  wise  stipulations  in  the 
Newfoundland  fisheries.  De  Witt, 


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whose  anxious  jealousy  had  been  di- 
rected to  the  grounds  of  our  naval 
greatness,  ascribed  it  chiefly  to  "  the 
discovery  of  the  inexpressibly  rich 
fishing  bank  of  Newfoundland:"  and 
the  authority  of  De  Witt  was  still 
great  in  the  early  years  of  Boling- 
broke.  It  was  the  capture  of  Louis- 
burg,  however,  in  1745,  which  gave 
the  greatest  shock  to  the  French  in- 
fluence in  that  region.  The  peace  of 
1748,  it  is  true,  again  sacrificed  our 
American  interest  to  that  in  the  East 
Indies  :  for  Cape  Breton  was  resto- 
red to  France,  by  way  of  equivalent 
for  Madras,  which  she  had  recently 
conquered.  However,  the  splendid, 
though  brief  career  of  Wolfe,  availed 
to  re-establish  our  American  empire 
on  a  basis  more  extended  than  ever. 
In  1759,  the  French  power  in  this 
quarter  was  destroyed  in  the  amplest 
manner,  by  the  reduction  of  Cape 
Breton  and  Canada :  with  sufficient 
firmness  in  the  diplomatic  policy 
which  followed,  it  was  then  destroy- 
ed for  ever. 

It  is  notorious,  however,  that  too 
often  what  we  have  gained  by  the 
sword,  we  lose  by  our  diplomacy. 
The  treaty  of  Fontainbleau,  in  1762, 
conceded  to  France  some  restricted 
rights  of  fishing  on  these  coasts,  and 
above  all,  under  the  mask  of  pro- 
viding a  shelter  for  the  French  fisher- 
men, it  gave  up  the  islands  of  St 
Pierre  and  Riquelon.  Now,  it  has 
been  often  enough  asserted,  that 
these  islands  are  incapable  of  being 
fortified ;  and  that  pretence  was  set 
up  in  Parliament,  by  way  of  apology 
for  this  article  of  the  treaty.  But 
certainly,  had  that  been  so,  it  is  dif- 
ficult to  understand  why  France 
should  have  entered  into  express 
covenants,  "  not  to  fortify  the  said 
slands."  [±th  Art.  Treat.  Fontainb.} 
We  suspected  how  the  matter  stood: 
and  we  now  find,  from  Mr  M'Gre- 
gor,  that  "  both  these  islands  are  in 
an  eminent  degree,  not  only  capable 
of  being  made  impregnable,  but  that 
their  situation  alone  would  command 
the  entrance  to  the  Gulf  of  St  Law- 
rence, if  put  into  such  a  state  of 
strength  as  it  is  in  the  power  of 
France  to  put  them." 

These  islands,  however,  were  lost 
to  France  by  the  first  war  of  the  Re- 
volution. The  peace  of  Amiens,  as 
we  might  be  sure,  restored  them 
both;  and  again,  as  we  might  be 


equally  sure,  the  next  war  transfer- 
red them  to  Great  Britain.  'And, 
finally,  in  the  treaties  which  followed 
the  fall  of  Napoleon,  not  contenting 
ourselves  with  restoring  for  the  third 
time  these  most  important  islands, 
we  have  solemnly  created  in  favour 
of  France  various  privileges  of  fish- 
ing, which  were  as  ruinous  for  us  to 
frant,  as  they  were  unreasonable  for 
er  to  claim. 

With  how  true  and  long-sighted 
a  policy  France  has  cultivated  her 
fishing  interest,  obstinately  insisting 
in  peace  upon  all,  or  more  than  all 
that  she  had  lost  in  war,  may  be 
judged  from  this  statement  of  Mr 
M'Gregor's  : — Even  so  early  as  1745, 
one  year's  fishing  in  the  North  Ame- 
rican seas  was  valued  at  L.982,000. 
But  this  was  looked  to  as  a  mere  col- 
lateral trifle.  The  direct  and  par- 
amount purpose,  which  France  pur- 
sued in  this  policy,  was  the  support 
and  aggrandisement  of  her  martial 
navy.  This  purpose  she  secured,  by 
a  domestic  provision,  which  exacted 
for  the  crews  of  all  vessels  fitted  out 
for  the  fisheries,  one-third,  or  at  the 
least  one-fourth  of  green  men,  that  is, 
men  who  had  never  before  been  at 
sea.  The  result  of  this  one  regula- 
tion was — that  annually  she  threw 
from  four  to  six  thousand  recruits 
into  her  maritime  service. 

What  is  the  consequence?  In 
1829,  France  employed  from  250  to 
300  vessels  on  the  coasts  of  British 
America,  and  25,000  fishermen. 
And  the  more  effectually  to  drive 
these  men,  when  trained,  into  her 
domestic  navy,  she  binds  them  all 
by  treaty  not  to  become  residents. 
Nay,  so  keen  and  unsleeping  is  her 
vigilance  in  this  direction,  "  that 
strict  naval  discipline,"  (as  we 
learn  from  Mr  M'Gregor,)  "  is  not 
lost  sight  of  on  board  of  the  fishing- 
vessels."  So  that,  by  this  egregious 
oversight  of  our  British  statesmen, 
France  has  been  enabled  to  create 
the  most  perfect  apprenticeship  in 
the  world  for  a  vast  and  permanent 
body  of  sailors,  and  in  a  quarter  so 
remote  from  Europe,  as  hardly  to 
attract  attention. 

With  an  evil  of  this  magnitude  be- 
fore us,  it  becomes  by  comparison 
almost  a  trifle  to  mention,  that  the 
island  of  St  Pierre,  where  the  French 
governor  resides,  is  made  a  depdt  for 
French  manufactures,  which  are  af- 


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M*  Gregorys  British  America. 


terwards  smuggled  into  our  colonies; 
that,  simply  as  regards  the  commer- 
cial value  of  the  fisheries,  the  French, 
by  means  of  cheaper  outfits  andlower 
wages  of  labour,  enjoy  a  preference 
in  "  the  markets  of  the  world,"  as 
well  as  in  their  own  market  at  home ; 
and,  finally,  that,  having  obtained  in 
those  parts  ceded  to  them,  on  the 
coasts  of  Newfoundland,  nothing  less 
than  "  half  the  shores  of  the  island," 
and  "the  best  fishing  grounds,"  they 
have  thus  secured  the  further  advan- 
tage of  having  actually  expelled  our 
own  fishermen, and  driven  them  from 
two  to  four  hundred  miles  further 
north,  where,  again,  they  are  met  by 
other  competitors. 

And  who  are  these  ?  The  Ame- 
ricans of  the  United  States.  And 
whence  comes  their  right  to  intrude 
upon  our  fishing  stations?  Simply 
from  our  own  concessions.  By  a 
convention  with  this  country,  con- 
cluded in  1818,  the  United  States 
have  obtained  a  modified  privilege  of 
fishing  in  these  latitudes ;  this  pri- 
vilege they  have  greatly  abused,  not 
only  by  too  partial  a  construction  of 
the  terms  allowed,  but  by  the  most 
tyrannical  usurpations  of  powers, 
which  no  construction,  however  par- 
tial, could  justify,  and  neither  side 
could  have  contemplated.  Acting 
much  more  in  concert  than  our  own 
people,  the  Americans  frequently 
occupy  the  whole  of  the  best  fishing 
banks,  to  the  exclusion  of  our  fisher- 
men ;  they  fish  by  means  of  seines, 
which  they  spread  across  the  best 
places  along  the  shores,  and  thus 
intercept  all  chances  of  success  for 
the  British  fisherman ;  they  have 
even  presumed  to  anchor  opposite 
to  a  British  settlement,  to  cut  the 
salmon- net  of  the  inhabitants,  to  set 
their  own  in  its  stead,  and,  finally, 
have  threatened  to  shoot  any  one 
who  approached  it.  Nay,  as  the  cli- 
max of  their  outrages,  Mr  M'Gregor 
assures  us,  that  they  have  driven  by 
force  our  vessels  and  boats  from 
their  stations — have  torn  down  the 
British  flag  in  the  harbours,  and 
hoisted  in  its  place  that  of  the  United 
States. 

The  other  consequences  are  pret- 
ty much  the  same  as  those  which 
have  followed  the  French  encroach- 
ments. The  Americans  annually  em- 
ploy from  fifteen  hundred  to  two 
thousand  schooners,  of  90  to  130 


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tons,  with  crews  amounting  to  thirty 
thousand  men.  As  to  the  quantity 
of  produce,  it  may  be  conjectured 
from  this — Their  export  of  cod-fish 
alone  averages  400,000  quintals  an- 
nually, which  is  about  half  the  quan- 
tity exported  by  the  British  from 
Newfoundland  and  Labrador;  and 
their  home  consumption  is  equal  to 
three  times  as  much  more. 

These  are  the  consequences  which 
indirectly  and  remotely  affect  our 
own  interests,  by  rapidly  promoting 
the  commercial  and  political  im- 
portance of  those  who  are  always 
our  rivals,  and  too  often  our  enemies. 
Meantime,  the  direct  and  immediate 
consequences  to  ourselves,  has  been 
the  depreciation  of  fish  in  the  foreign 
markets,  a  ruinous  reduction  in  the 
demand  for  fish  oil,  and  the  almost 
total  destruction  of  our  great  nur- 
sery for  seamen.  With  respect  to 
this  last  evil,  Mr  M'Gregor  tells  us, 
that  the  fishermen,  particularly  in 
Newfoundland,  now  confine  them- 
selves to  a  shore  or  boat-fishing  ; 
and,  from  the  circumstances  under 
which  that  is  pursued,  it  seems  that 
it  furnishes  no  regular  school  for 
training  sailors.  British  interests 
have  in  general  been  confided  too 
exclusively  to  the  support  of  the 
sword ;  but  we  believe  that  no  in- 
stance can  be  produced  in  which 
they  have  been — neglected,  we  can- 
not say — but  systematically  sacrificed 
in  an  equal  degree  by  our  diplomacy. 
For  it  must  not  be  forgotten  that  this 
very  Newfoundland,  thus  wantonly 
trifled  away  in  recent  times,  was 
"  for  at  least  two  centuries  and  a 
half  after  its  discovery  by  Cabot  in 
1479,  of  more  mighty  importance  to 
Great  Britain  than  any  other  colony;" 
and  Mr  McGregor  justly  doubts 
whether  "  the  British  Empire  could 
have  risen  to  its  great  and  superior 
rank  among  the  nations  of  the  earth, 
if  any  other  power  had  held  the  pos- 
session of  Newfoundland ;  its  fishing 
having  ever  since  its  commencement 
furnished  our  navy  with  a  great 
proportion  of  its  hardy  and  brave 
sailors." 

Prince  Edward  Island  and  Cape 
Breton  occupy  the  two  next  books. 
Neither  of  these  islands  can  pretend 
to  any  considerable  rank  amongst 
our  American  possessions.  Yet  this 
is  not  so  much  from  any  want  of 
natural  resources  that  can  be  charged 


920 

upon  either  of  them,  as  from  the  ex- 
traordinary neglect  which  they  have 
experienced  from  government.  It  is 
true,  that  private  enterprise  has  done 
something  within  the  last  thirty  years 
to  remedy  this  neglect.  All  the  world 
remembers  the  late  Lord  Selkirk's 
intelligent  plan  of  colonization  in 
Prince  Edward  Island ;  and  a  good 
deal  has  been  done  for  Cape  Breton 
by  English  settlements  since  the 
close  of  the  American  revolutionary 
war.  Yet,  when  the  French  possessed 
this  island,  the  inhabitants  employed 
upon  the  fisheries  near  600  vessels, 
exclusive  of  boats,  and  from  twenty- 
seven  to  twenty- eight  thousand  sea- 
men ;  and  the  French  Ministry  con- 
sidered this  fishery  "  a  more  valuable 
source  of  wealth  and  power  to  France 
than  the  possession  of  the  mines  of 
Mexico  and  Peru."  Indeed  Louis- 
burg,  the  old  French  capital  of  the 
island  of  CapeBreton,and  at  that  time 
the  capital  of  all  the  French  posses- 
sions, of  itself  sufficiently  indicates 
the  importance  of  this  settlement. 
The  inhabitants  were  5000,  without 
reckoning  the  garrison ;  and  the  re- 
duction of  the  place  by  General  Am- 
herst,  in  1758,  required  a  powerful  ar- 
mament of  twenty-three  ships  of  the 
line,  eighteen  frigates,  157  sloops  of 
war  and  transports,  together  with  a 
land  force  of  16,000  men.  For  more 
than  twenty  years,  however,  after  this 
event,  the  island  was  abandoned  to 
a  few  fishermen,  whose  existence  was 
scarcely  known.  At  this  time  the 
colony,  if  such  it  could  be  called, 
was  treated  as  an  appendage  of  Nova 
Scotia.  After  the  American  war,  it 
is  true,  promises  appeared  of  a  better 
system.  A  new  capital,  named  Sid- 
ney, was  founded  by  the  first  go- 
vernor, Louisburg  having  been  rased 
to  the  ground;  and  the  colony  of 
Cape  Breton  was  then  gratified  by  a 
distinct  and  independent  govern- 
ment. This  gleam  of  prosperity,  how- 
ever, appears  to  have  been  transitory; 
the  succeeding  governors  did  little 
to  promote  the  welfare  of  the  island ; 
and  since  1820  it  has  been  re-an- 
nexed, as  a  dependency,  to  the  go- 
vernment of  Nova  Scotia. 

We  are  not  without  hopes  that  the 
present  work  will  once  more  call  the 
attention  of  government  to  a  posses- 
sion with  such  extended  capacities, 
both  for  internal  improvement,  and 
for  external  aid  to  the  whole  system 


{  Gregorys  British  America* 


[June, 


of  colonies  amongst  which  it  is 
placed.  The  abundant  fisheries  on 
its  coasts,  its  numerous  harbours,  its 
great  plenty  of  wood  for  ship-build- 
ing, a  soil  sufficiently  fertile,  and 
excellent  land  for  grazing,  are  alone 
ample  elements  of  a  vast  internal 
developement  which  waits  only  for 
a  sufficient  population;  and  that 
ought  long  since  to  have  been  fur- 
nished from  our  own  shores.  But 
beyond  all  other  constituents  of  a 
nourishing  colony,  Cape  Breton  has 
that  of  coal  mines,  which  must 
sooner  or  later  raise  it  to  a  first-rate 
importance.  This  fact  we  have  first 
learned  from  the  work  before  us. 
And  really,  when  we  lay  all  these 
considerations  together,  we-  cannot 
but  agree  with  Mr  M'Gregor,  that  it 
is  "  difficult  to  account  for  this  colony 
having  been  so  long  neglected,  while 
the  attention  of  government  has 
been  directed  to  the  colonization  of 
countries  so  distant  as  the  Cape  of 
Good  Hope  and  Van  Dieman'sLand." 
The  only  solution  of  this  difficulty 
is  to  be  found,  as  he  suggests,  in  the 
general  ignorance  of  the  advantages 
held  out  by  this  colony— an  ignorance 
common  to  government  and  to  all 
those  who  are  speculating  on  emi- 
gration. Hence  we  shall  not  be  sur- 
prised, if  Mr  M'Gregor  should  him- 
self prove  the  greatest  of  all  bene- 
factors to  Cape  Breton,  by  causing 
the  current  of  emigration  to  turn  for 
a  time  into  that  direction.  Certain 
it  is  that  not  one  of  our  colonies  is 
so  much  coveted  by  the  United 
States ;  and  if  they  should  once  ob- 
tain possession  of  it,  there  is  every 
reason  to  believe  with  Mr  M'Gregor, 
that,  as  a  position  for  commanding 
the  surrounding  seas  and  coasts,  it 
would  protect  the  nursery  for  their 
navy  until  it  would  have  "  sufficient 
strength  to  cope  with  any  power  in 
Europe,  not  even  excepting  Eng- 
land." Thus  it  will  be  seen  that  we 
have  graver  reasons  for  attending  to 
the  condition  of  Cape  Breton,  than 
merely  those  which  respect  the  in- 
terests of  our  emigrants.  Yet  it  is 
certain  that  the  same  measure  would 
provide  for  all  these  objects  at  once. 
Let  government  select  a  proper  body 
of  emigrants;  grant  them  suitable 
encouragements;  and  have  them 
trained,  according  to  Mr  McGregor's 
suggestion,  as  a  militia; — in  that 
case  the  internal  prosperity  of  this 


1 832.]  M'  Gregorys  British  America .  92 1 

valuable  island,  and  its  defence  dockyard  out  of  England.  Hitherto, 
against  the  Americans,  would  be  se-  indeed,  it  has  been  the  great  central 
cured  at  one  blow,  and  with  an  ex- 


pense  in  the  utmost  degree  insignifi 
cant  by  comparison  with  the  great 
ends  attained. 

At  present  it  is  probable  enough 
that  the  whole  attention  of  the  go- 
vernment at  home,  which  is  disposa- 
ble in  this  direction,  settles  upon  the 
two  principal  colonies/)f  Nova  Scotia 
and  Canada.  Yet  even  these  suffer 
in  some  degree  from  neglect.  And 
apparently  this  neglect  has  pursued 
them  from  the  earliest  times.  Nova 
Scotia,  which  had  been  one  of  the  ear- 
liest British  acquisitions  in  right  of 
Cabot's  discovery  on  behalf  of  Henry 
VIL,  for  a  long  period  was  carelessly 
resigned  to  the  French.  That  active 
nation  zealously  profited  by  our  tor- 
por;* but  misfortunes  blighted  their 
efforts,  after  a  brief  prosperity  of 
eight  or  ten  years.  This  catastrophe 
was  followed  by  various  changes  of 
fortune,  alternately  establishing  the 
French  and  British  sovereignty,  until 
in  1713  the  Treaty  of  Utrecht  finally 
secured  this  colony  to  the  British 
crown.  In  that  allegiance  it  has  ever 
since  continued ;  and,  according  to 
Mr  M'Gregor,  no  colony  is  less  likely 
to  throw  it  off.  So  long,  however, 
as  the  French  were  in  possession  of 
Prince  Edward  Island,  (then  called 
St  John's,)  of  Cape  Breton,  and  the 
Canadas,  this  colony  was  never  at 
ease  from  French  intrigues ;  nor  was 
it  until  Wolfe's  expedition  to  Quebec 
that  a  perfect  state  of  security  was 
established.  Up  to  that  era,  it  is  no- 
torious that  the  British  settlers  were 
frequently  scalped  by  Indian  tribes, 
instigated  and  bribed  by  France ;  an 
atrocity  which  has  stamped  the  me- 
mory of  the  French  governors  in 
that  age  with  everlasting  infamy.  At 
present  this  colony  possesses  all  the 
civil  establishments  which  are  essen- 
tial to  its  own  welfare,  and  suitable 
to  its  connexion  with  so  great  a 
mother  country.  Halifax,  the  capital, 
has  a  population  of  sixteen  thousand 
people,  the  best  harbour  in  North 
America,  and  the  most  respectable 


rendezvous  for  his  Majesty's  shipping 
in  those  seas,  and  the  head-quarters 
of  the  troops  in  the  Lower  American 
provinces.  Yet  at  this  time  it  seems 
there  is  a  ruinous  job  going  on  for 
transferring  these  establishments  to 
the  Bermudas,  that  is,  from  a  station 
with  every  natural  advantage  to  one 
with  none  at  all. 

Intellectually  speaking,  that  is,  with 
a  view  to  the  blessing  of  cultivated 
society  and  of  education,  Nova  Sco- 
tia stands  at  the  head  of  our  North 
American  colonies.  During  the  go- 
vernment of  Lord  Dalhousie  a  col- 
lege was  established,  and  endowed 
with  funds  to  the  amount  of  nearly 
ten  thousand  pounds,  as  a  measure 
of  relief  to  the  class  of  students  who 
decline  subscribing  the  Thirty-nine 
Articles;  students  of  the  Church  of 
England  were  already  provided  for 
by  the  College  of  Windsor.  The  same 
enlightened  nobleman  established  an 
agricultural  society.  And,  upon  the 
whole,  there  is  perhaps  no  settlement 
in  the  world  where  equal  culture  of 
mind  is  combined  with  the  same  sim- 
plicity of  manners. 

Until  the  year  1785,  the  province 
of  New  Brunswick  formed  a  part  of 
Nova  Scotia ;  and  we  may  properly 
enough,  therefore,  notice  its  present 
circumstances  in  this  place.  Mr 
M'Gregor  supposes  that  it  is  capable 
of  maintaining  "at  least  three  millions 
of  inhabitants;"  which  single  state- 
ment is  a  sufficient  indication  of  its 
importance.  Yet  with  all  these  im- 
mense resources,  it  was  not  until  1 762 
that  this  country  attracted  any  British 
settlers.  In  that  year  a  few  families 
made  the  first  attempt  at  coloniza- 
tion. Their  sufferings  were  great; 
but  still  greater  (if  we  may  trust  a 
pamphlet  written  by  a  gentleman  at 
Fredericton,  in  the  same  province) 
were  the  sufferings  of  those  who  fol- 
lowed in  the  spring  of  1784.  They 
were  American  loyalists,  who  were 
obliged  to  leave  comfortable  homes 
in  the  United  States  after  the  close 
of  the  war  of  independence.  "Scarce- 


*  There  is  a  truly  characteristic  anecdote  connected  with  this  French  possession 
of  Nova  Scotia,  (or  Acadia,  as  it  was  then  called.)  De  Monts,  who  had  a  commis- 
sion from  Henri  IV.  of  France,  constituting  him  governor  of  this  and  other  coun- 
tries, under  the  general  name  of  New  France,  thought  proper  to  confiscate  the  pro- 
perty of  one  Rossignol ;  hut,  on  the  other  hand,  by  way  of  consoling  the  unhappy 
Frenchman  for  his  loss,  he  called  a  certain  harbour,  now  known  as  Liverpool  harbour, 
by  the  flattering  name  of  Port  Rossignol. 


92-2 


British  America. 


[June, 


ly  had  these  firm  friends  of  their 
country  (meaning  Great  Britain)  be- 
gun to  construct  their  cabins,  when 
they  were  surprised  by  the  rigours 
of  an  untried  climate  ;  their  habita- 
tions being  enveloped  in  snow  before 
they  were  tenantable.  The  climate 
at  that  period  being  far  more  severe 
than  at  present,  they  were  frequently 
put  to  the  greatest  straits  for  food 
and  clothing  to  preserve  their  exist- 
ence; a  few  roots  were  all  that  tender 
mothers  could  at  times  procure  to 
allay  the  importunate  calls  of  their 
children  for  food.  Sir  Guy  Carleton 
had  ordered  them  provisions  for  the 
first  year  at  the  expense  of  govern- 
ment; but  food  could  scarcely  be 
procured  on  any  terms.  Frequently 
had  these  settlers  to  go  from  fifty  to 
one  hundred  miles  with  handsleds  or 
toboggans,  through  wild  woods  or  on 
the  ice,  to  procure  a  precarious  sup- 
ply for  their  famishing  families.  Fre- 
quently in  the  piercing  cold  of  win- 
ter, a  part  of  the  family  had  to  remain 
up  during  the  night  to  keep  fire  in 
their  huts  to  prevent  the  other  part 
from  freezing.  Some  very  destitute 
families  made  use  of  boards  to  supply 
the  want  of  bedding  ;  the  father  or 
some  of  the  older  children  remaining 
up  by  turns,  and  warming  two  suita- 
ble pieces  of  boards  which  they  ap- 
plied alternately  to  the  smaller  chil- 
dren; with  many  similar  expedients." 
However,  in  spite  of  these  hideous 
difficulties,  already  in  1785  a  royal 
charter  was  granted  to  New  Bruns- 
wick, as  a  distinct  province  inde- 
pendent of  Nova  Scotia.  Fredericton 
is  now  the  seat  of  government  ;  but 
the  largest  town  is  that  of  St  John's, 
which  has  a  population  of  twelve 
thousand  people. 

No  town,  however,  is  more  heard  of 
in  this  country,  on  account  of  its  im- 
mense timber  trade,  than  that  of  Mira- 
michi.  We  mention  it  here  as  connect- 
ed with  one  of  those  tremendous  fires 
which  sometimes  arise  in  the  Ameri- 
can forests,  and  spread  havoc  by 
circles  of  longitude  and  latitude.  In 
the  autumn  of  1825,  such  a  calamity 
occurred  on  the  river  Miramichi, 
which  extended  140  miles  in  length, 
and  in  some  places  70  in  breadth. 
It  is  of  little  consequence  that  no 
wind  should  be  stirring  at  the  time  ; 
for,  as  Mr  M'Gregor  observes,  the 
mere  rarefaction  of  the  air  creates  a 
wind,  "  which  increases  till  it  blows 


a  perfect  hurricane."  In  the  present 
case,  the  woods  had  been  on  fire  for 
some  days  without  creating  any  great 
alarm.  But,  "  on  the  7th  of  October, 
it  came  on  to  blow  furiously  from 
the  westward;  and  the  inhabitants 
along  the  banks  of  the  river  were 
suddenly  surprised  by  an  extraordi- 
nary roaring  in  the  woods,  resembling 
the  crashing  and  detonation  of  loud 
and  incessant  thunder,  while  at  the 
same  instant  the  atmosphere  became 
thickly  darkened  with  smoke.  They 
had  scarcely  time  to  ascertain  the 
cause  of  this  awful  phenomenon,  be- 
fore all  the  surrounding  woods  ap- 
peared in  one  vast  blaze,  the  flames 
ascending  from  one  to  two  hundred 
feet  above  the  tops  of  the  loftiest  trees; 
and  the  fire,  rolling  forward  with  in- 
conceivable celerity,  presented  the 
terribly  sublime  appearance  of  an 
impetuous  flaming  ocean."  Two 
towns,  those  of  Douglas  and  New- 
castle, were  in  a  blaze  within  the 
hour;  and  many  of  the  inhabitants 
were  unable  to  escape.  Multitudes  of 
men,  on  lumbering  parties,  perished 
in  the  forest ;  cattle  were  destroyed 
by  wholesale;  even  birds,  unless 
those  of  very  strong  wing,  seldom 
escaped,  so  rapid  was  the  progress 
of  the  flames.  Nay,  the  very  rivers 
were  so  much  affected  by  the  burn- 
ing masses  projected  into  their 
waters,  that  in  many  cases  large 
quantities  of  salmon  and  other  fish 
were  scattered  upon  their  shores. 
Perhaps  the  plague  of  fire  has  never 
been  exhibited,  or  will  be,  till  the  final 
destruction  of  this  planet,  on  so  magni- 
ficent a  scale.  Such  disasters,  how- 
ever, are  repaired  in  wonderfullyshort 
space  of  time ;  wooden  cities  being 
easily  rebuilt  in  a  country  where  tim- 
ber is  a  weed.  Weed,  however,  as  it 
is  in  a  domestic  sense,  by  means  of 
exportation  to  English  markets,  tim- 
ber has  turned  out  a  more  valuable 
possession  to  New  Brunswick  than 
diamond  mines  could  possibly  have 

Soved  to  a  country  in  her  situation, 
r  M'Gregor  gives  us  a  very  impres- 
sive picture  of  the  mode  in  which  tim- 
ber is  cut,  hauled  to  the  banks  of  rivers, 
and  finally  floated  in  the  shape  of 
rafts  to  Miramichi  or  other  ports.  The 
class  of  people  engaged  in  these  la- 
bours are  called  lumberers ;  they  live 
like  Indians  in  the  woods ;  and  a  life 
of  greater  hardship  than  theirs,  or  la- 
bours carried  on  under  circumstances 


1832.] 


M '  Gregorys  British  America, 


of  more  romantic  peril  and  difficulty, 
we  do  not  suppose  to  exist  anywhere 
on  this  planet. 

Mr  M'Gregor's  account  of  these 
people  has  all  the  interest  of  a  ro- 
mance with  the  truth  of  history.  Yet 
they  are  cheerful;  and  as  passionately 
attached  to  their  own  mode  of  life, 
though  entailing  upon  them  a  prema- 
ture old  age,  as  the  chamois-hunters 
of  the  Alps.  Danger,  like  the  risk 
in  gambling,  comes  at  length  to  be 
loved  for  its  own  sake. 

It  is  urged,  however,  that  this  pur- 
suit has  a  tendency  to  demoralize 
the  people  engaged  in  it;  and  on  that 
ground  chiefly  has  been  raised  a  pro- 
ject by  our  present  Ministers  for 
loading  the  colonial  timber  with  an 
additional  duty  of  ten  shillings  a-load, 
and  at  the  same  time  reducing  the 
duty  on  foreign  timber  by  five.  On 
this  point,  Mr  M'Gregor  makes  a 
powerful  representation,  on  the  one 
hand,  of  extravagant  follies  connect- 
ed with  this  new  financial  plan, 
and,  on  the  other,  of  the  benefits  to 
this  country  from  the  timber  trade 
as  now  conducted.  The  heads  of  his 
statement  are  these :  First,  it  employs 
about  three  hundred  thousand  tons 
of  British  shipping,  and  sixteen  thou- 
sand seamen.  Secondly,  it  supplies 
to  England  annually  about  four  hun- 
dred thousand  loads  of  timber. 
Thirdly,  it  takes  off,  in  payment  for 
this,  British  manufactures  to  the  va- 
lue, at  first  cost,  of  more  than  two 
millions  sterling.  Fourthly,  the  tim- 
ber ships  having  a  home  freight  find 
it  to  be  in  their  power  to  carry  out 
emigrants  at  one  half  the  fares  which 
would  otherwise  be  required.  And 
accordingly  in  1830  alone,  out  of 
forty  thousand  British  settlers  in 
North  America,  more  than  three- 
fourths  were  carried  out  at  these  re- 
duced rates  by  the  timber  ships.  With 
these  and  other  facts  before  him,  lu- 
minously stated  in  the  present  work, 
Lord  Althorp  must  be  a  bold  man 
indeed  if  he  can  seriously  proceed 
with  his  financial  changes,  which  will 
have  the  effect  of  destroying  this  im- 
portant branch  of  industry  at  one  blow. 

Yet  these  interests,  vast  as  they 
are,  sink  in  importance  by  the  side 
of  those  which  are  connected  with 


923 

Canada;  so  much  larger  is  the  scale, 
and  so  much  more  comprehensive, 
upon  which  these  last  arc  expand- 
ing. In  1763,  about  the  time  when 
our  possession  of  Canada  was  finally 
secured  by  treaty,  its  total  popula- 
lation  was  rated  at  seventy  thou- 
sand. It  is  now,  according  to  Mr 
M'Gregor,  nine  hundred  thousand ; 
of  which  one-third  belongs  to  the 
upper  province,  and  the  other  two 
to  the  lower.  The  total  militia  of 
Canada  consists  of  eighty-five  thou- 
sand men.  In  1830,  the  imports  of 
Canada  amounted  to  L.  1,7  7 1,345; 
and  the  exports  to  nearly  two  mil- 
lions. Twenty  years  ago,  all  the 
vessels  of  every  description  which 
arrived  in  Canada,  amounted  to  341, 
registering  about  52  thousand  tons. 
At  present,  without  enumerating 
coasters,  or  fishing-vessels,  river  or 
lake  craft,  Canada  gives  employ- 
ment to  about  one  thousand  ships, 
registering  about  220,000  tons,  and 
navigated  by  eleven  thousand  sea- 
men. These  items  in  the  account 
of  its  prosperity  we  mention  as  ex- 
pressing, in  a  shape  easily  under- 
stood, the  amount  of  advance  which 
she  has  made ;  and  it  must  be  recol- 
lected that  this  expansion  is  conti- 
nually going  on.  In  reality,  if  Great 
Britain  had  no  other  possession  than 
this  in  North  America,  she  would 
have  the  basis  of  a  great  empire. 
The  mere  river  St  Lawrence  is  a 
sufficient  exponent  of  the  great  des- 
tiny which  the  hand  of  nature  has 
assigned  to  this  region.  Perhaps  few 
readers  are  aware  that  the  river  St 
Lawrence  is  the  greatest  in  the 
world.  Mr  M'Gregor  asserts  this  ; 
and,  considering  the  breadth  of  this 
river  in  connexion  with  its  length, 
and  the  prodigious  size  of  the  lakes 
into  which  it  continually  opens,  we 
believe  that  he  is  right.*  At  Cape 
Rosier,  which  is  considered  its 
mouth,  the  St  Lawrence  is  eighty 
miles  broad ;  and  at  Cape  Chat,  100 
miles  up  the  stream,  it  is  still  forty. 
Even  at  the  point  where  its  waters 
are  perfectly  unaffected  by  the  sea, 
it  is  still  twenty-two  miles  broad, 
and  twelve  fathoms  (that  is,  72  feet) 
deep.  Nay,  100  miles  below  Que- 
bec, it  is  nearly  300  feet  deep ;  for 


*  Even  the  river  of  the  Amazons  appears,  by  Mr  M'Gregor's  measurement,  to  be 
inferior  to  the  St  Lawrence,  as  respects  length  j  and  that  it  is  very  much  inferior,  as 
respects  breadth,  every  body  is  aware. 


M(  Gregorys  British  America, 


924 

its  depth  increases  upwards.  Such 
a  rivor  was  an  appropriate  basin  for 
receiving  the  vast  timber-ships  called 
the  Columbus  and  the  Baron  of  Ren- 
frew— "  those  mammoth  ships,"  (as 
Mr  M'Gregor  happily  styles  them,) 
"  the  largest  masses,  in  one  body, 
that  human  ingenuity,  or  daring  en- 
terprise, ever  contrived  to  float  on 
the  ocean."  Both,  by  the  way, 
crossed  the  Atlantic;  and  both  were 
lost.  Of  the  Columbus  we  have  the 
following  account  from  Mr  M'Gre- 
gor : — "  The  length  on  deck  was 
about  320  feet;  breadth  something 
more  than  50;  and  the  extreme 
depth  of  the  body  about  40  feet. 
There  was  then  about  3000  tons  put 
on  board  before  launching.  Every 
thing  was  on  a  gigantic  scale.  The 
launch-ways  were  laid  on  solid  ma- 
son-work, embedded  in  the  rock. 
The  chain  and  hemp-cables,  capstan, 
bars,  &c.  exceeded  the  dimensions 
of  common  materials,  in  the  same 
proportion  as  the  Columbus  did 
other  ships.  Yet  this  huge  four- 
masted  vessel  was  strongly  framed, 
timbered,  and  planked,  on  the  usual 
principles,  and  not  put  together  like 
a  raft,  as  many  people  imagined."* 

One  pledge  for  the  future  prospe- 
rity of  Canada  is  found  in  her  mine- 
ral wealth.  Even  petalite,  the  rarest 
of  fossils,  is  yielded  by  her  soil, 
(near  York ;)  iron  of  the  best  quali- 
ty, copper,  lead,  tin,  plumbago,  &c., 
and  all  the  metals  predominant  in 
the  useful  arts,  have  been  found  al- 
ready;  nor  do  we  recollect  a  single 
mineral  which  is  indispensable  to 
manufacturing  industry,  except  only 
coal,  which  has  not  been  discovered 
in  Canada.  Salt  and  gypsum  are 
now  produced  in  abundance.  Even 
coal  would  probably  have  been  de- 
tected long  ago,  had  the  woods  been 
less  infinite.  And,  should  it  even 
happen  that  coal  were  never  detect- 
ed, still  the  vast  coal-fields  in  the 
neighbouring  province  of  Nova  Sco- 
tia (to  say  nothing  of  what  might  be 
had  from  New  Brunswick,  or  Cape 
Breton,  or  Nova  Scotia,)  are  known 
to  be  sufficient  for  the  consumption 
of  all  America,  through  very  long  pe- 
riods of  time. 

Meantime,  as  a  place  of  residence 


[June, 


for  those  who  seek  quiet,  and  the  en- 
joyments of  social  life,  no  one  of  our 
colonies  seems  equal  in  attractions 
to  this  magnificent  region.  Provi- 
sions are  cheap ;  though,  it  is  true, 
that,  in  Quebec  and  Montreal,  the 
style  of  living,  in  other  respects,  is 
allowed  to  counteract  that  advan- 
tage. The  scenery,  and  the  style  of 
rural  architecture  adopted  in  the 
Canadian  cottages,  is  such  as  pecu- 
liarly to  delight  English  eyes.  And 
perhaps,  in  no  part  of  the  world  is 
the  style  of  manners  so  courteous 
and  winning,  as  amongst  the  old  in- 
digenous Canadian  peasantry,  de- 
scended from  the  original  French 
settlers.  On  these  points  we  can- 
not have  more  accurate  information 
than  that  of  Mr  M'Gregor. 

<c  The  houses  of  the  habitans  (i.  e.  the 
peasantry)  are  sometimes  built  of  stone, 
but  generally  of  wood,  and  only  one  story 
high.  The  walls  outside  are  white- 
washed ;  which  imparts  to  them,  parti- 
cularly in  summer,  when  almost  every 
thing  else  is  green,  a  most  lively  and 
clean-looking  appearance.  Some  of  the 
houses  have  verandas ;  and.  an  orchard 
and  garden  is  often  attached.  We  can- 
not but  be  pleased  and  happy  while  tra- 
velling through  them.  They  assuredly 
seem  to  be  the  very  abodes  of  simplicity, 
virtue,  and  happiness.  We  pass  along 
delighted  through  a  beautiful  rural  coun- 
try, with  clumps  of  wood  interspersed, 
amidst  cultivated  farms,  pastures,  and 
herds  ;  decent  parish  churches,  and  neat 
white  houses  or  cottages.  The  inhabit- 
ants are  always  not  only  civil,  but  polite 
and  hospitable  ;  and  the  absence  of  beg- 
gary, and  of  the  squalid  beings,  whose 
misery  harrows  our  feelings  in  the  Uni- 
ted Kingdom,  is  the  best  pi-oof  that  they 
are  in  comfortable  circumstances.  Thefts 
are  rare,  and  doors  are  as  rarely  locked. 
You  never  meet  a  Canadian,  but  he  puts 
his  hand  to  his  hat,  or  bonnet  rouge ;  he 
is  always  ready  to  inform  you,  or  to  re- 
ceive you  into  his  house  ;  and,  if  you  are 
hungry,  the  best  he  has  is  at  your  service. 
The  manners  of  the  women  and  children 
have  nothing  of  the  awkward  bashfulness 
which  prevails  amongst  the  peasants  of 
Scotland,  nor  the  boorish  rudeness  of 
those  of  England.  While  we  know  that 
each  may  be  equally  correct  in  heart,  yet 
we  cannot  help  being  pleased  with  the 
manners  that  smooth  our  journeys  ;  and 


*  The  reader  must  riot  suppose  that  three  thousand  tons  was  the  complement  of 
her  loading.  She  ran  out  a  mile  by  the  impetus  of  her  launch,  and  took  in  the  rest 
of  her  cargo,  which  was  far  more,  at  the  Falls  of  Moutmorenci, 


1832.] 


Ml  Gregorys  British  America, 


often  have  I  compared  the  easy  obliging 
manner  of  the  Canadian  habit  (fits,  with 
the  rough  «  What  d'ye  ivant  ?'  of  the 
English  boor,  or  the  wondering  '  What's 
your  wull?'  of  the  Scotch  cotters.  At 
the  auberges  or  inns,  many  of  which  are 
post-houses,  we  find  civility,  ready  at- 
tendance, and  have  seldom  to  complain  of 
what  we  pay  for.  The  post-houses,  which 
are  established  along  the  main  roads,  are 
regulated  by  an  act  of  the  Provincial 
Parliament ;  and  the  maitre  de  poste  is 
obliged  to  keep  a  certain  number  of 
horses,  caleches,  and  cabrioles,  ready  at 
all  hours  of  the  night  or  day  for  the  ac- 
commodation of  travellers.  There  is  sel- 
dom any  delay;  fares  are  fixed  by  law; 
there  is  nothing  to  pay  the  driver  ;  and  a 
paper  is  given,  stating  the  charge  from 
stage  to  stage — which  is,  for  a  caleche  or 
cabriole,  (in  which  two  can  travel,)  fif- 
teen pence  per  league. — The  priest's 
house  is  always  close  to  the  church ;  and 
you  never  see  him  except  in  his  sacer- 
dotal robe.  Enter  his  house,  and  you 
are  welcome  ;  nor  will  he  let  you  depart 
hungry," 

"  A  Sabbath  morning  in  the  Scotch 
parishes,  most  remote  from  the  towns, 
bears  the  nearest  resemblance  to  a  Sunday 
before  mass  in  Canada.  But  the  evenings 
of  Sunday  are  far  more  cheerfully  spent 
than  in  Scotland.  The  people  of  the  pa- 
rish often  meet  in  small  groups,  or  at 
each  other's  houses,  for  the  sake  of  talk- 
ing ;  and  on  these  occasions  they  some- 
times indulge  in  dancing." 

And,  on  the  whole,  Mr  M'Gregor 
concludes,  that 

"  If  we  look  for  a  more  correct  or  mo- 
ral people  than  the  Canadian  habitans,  we 
may  search  in  vain." 

Such  is  the  picture  of  rural  life. 
On  the  other  hand,  if  a  man  seeks 
for  the  pleasures  peculiar  to  towns, 
Quebec  offers  more  attractions,  and 
of  a  more  varied  kind,  than  most 
cities  in  Europe.  Here  are  monas- 
teries *  of  ancient  foundation,  diffu- 
sing solemnity  and  the  tranquil  peace 
of  religion  upon  a  place,  else  so  tu- 
multuous with  the  stir  and  enter- 
prise of  a  capital,  and  through  the 
temperament  of  its  native  popula- 
tion. Here  are  prospects  the  most 
ample  and  magnificent  in  the  world ; 
in  Mr  M'Gregor's  opinion,  much 
transcending  those  from  Edinburgh 
or  Stirling  castles.  Above  all,  this 
is  the  capital  where  winter  puts  on 


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its  gayest  apparel.  In  a  cold  climate, 
it  should  always  be  remembered  that 
extremity  of  cold  is  a  great  advan- 
tage; because,  under  the  circum- 
stances which  that  produces,  all  the 
out-door  pleasures  take  a  tone  more 
emphatically  characteristic  of  a  high 
latitude ;  and  because  home  is  thus 
trebly  endeared.  Winter  at  Quebec 
is  much  severer  than  at  Montreal ; 
and,  in  that  proportion,  every  true 
connoisseur  in  luxury  would  pro- 
nounce a  Quebec  Christmas  happier 
than  one  at  Montreal.  We  may  add, 
as  one  of  the  agremens  of  Canada,  if 
the  visitor  should  choose  to  seek  it, 
the  society  of  the  old  Canadian  no- 
blesse, (or,  properly  speaking,  gentry.) 
"  These  noblesse,"  says  the  earliest 
British  governor  of  Canada,  (Gen. 
Murray,)  "  are  seigneurs  of  the 
whole  country ;  and,  though  not 
rich,  are  in  a  situation,  in  that  plenti- 
ful part  of  the  world,  where  money 
is  scarce,  and  luxury  still  unknown, 
to  support  their  dignity."  They  have 
been  too  much  neglected  by  the 
haughty  English ;  but  hear  what  Mr 
M'Gregor  says  of  them  :— "  The 
Canadian  gentry  all  over  the  pro- 
vince, consisting  chiefly  of  the  old 
noblesse  and  gentry,  or  their  de- 
scendants, retain  the  courteous  urba- 
nity of  the  French  school  of  the  last 
century.  They  speak  French  as 
purely  as  it  is  spoken  in  Paris. 
Many  of  them  also  speak  English 
fluently;  and,  although  their  politi- 
cal jealousies  may  be  objected  to, 
yet  their  society  is  very  agreeable, 
and  not  sufficiently  courted  by  the 
English."  Finally,  there  is  a  college 
and  professors  at  Quebec;  two  good 
libraries ;  four  newspapers,  of  which 
three  twice-a-week ;  banks;  one  or 
two  good  hotels ;  and,  in  short,  every 
possible  accommodation  that  Euro- 
ropean  habits  of  luxury  can  de- 
mand. 

With  respect  to  the  connexion  of 
Canada  with  this  country,  that  de- 
pends upon  ourselves.  Assuredly 
it  is  noways  essential  to  Canada, 
which  is  now  sufficiently  developed 
to  take  upon  herself  her  own  defence, 
and  her  own  burdens  of  every  kind. 
Under  these  circumstances,  we  can- 
not but  think  with  Mr  M'Gregor,  that 
our  Government  at  home  have  been 


*   In  one  of  these  it  is  worth  mentioning,  on  the  authority  of  Mr  M'Gregor,  that  the 
nuns  have  an  undoubted  secret  for  curipg  cancer, 


926 

greatly  injudicious  in  the  attempts 
to  create  splendid  revenues  for  the 
Church  of  England,  where  so  very 
large  an  overbalance  of  the  popula- 
tion is  Catholic  or  Presbyterian.  On 
this  point  it  is  possible  that  we  are 
more  impartial  than  Mr  M'Gregor, 
who,  though  liberal  and  tolerant  in 
the  very  highest  degree,  has  pro- 
bably been  bred  up  in  sentiments  of 
somewhat  hostile  feeling  towards  the 
English  church.  We,  on  the  con- 
trary, profess  the  highest  veneration 
for  that  great  bulwark  of  Protestant- 
ism, and  everlasting  gratitude  to  her 
for  the  services  she  has  rendered. 
But  it  would  be  a  bad  mode  of  testi- 
fying these  feelings — to  make  her  the 
object  of  perpetual  murmuring,  jea- 
lousy, and  hatred,  amongst  a  people 
who  are  under  no  absolute  necessity 
(a  fact  of  which  they  will  continu- 
ally become  more  sensible)  to  endure 
her  predominance.  The  Roman  Ca- 
tholic church  is  in  effect  the  ruling 
church  in  Canada ;  the  parish  priests 
of  that  church  are  very  handsomely 
provided  for,  having  severally,  upon 
an  average,  L.300  a-year ;  and,  con- 
sidering that  the  whole  of  the  origi- 
nal Canadian  population,  and  a  very 
large  proportion  of  the  Irish  emi- 
grants, are  passionately  attached  to 
this  church,  and  personally  to  this 
priesthood,  it  is  expecting  too  much 
of  human  forbearance,  to  require  of 
the  Provincial  Parliaments  that  they 
should  be  continually  taking  mea- 
sures for  securing  ample  revenues, 
and  a  civil  precedency,  to  a  church 
which  in  this  region  is  militant  at  any 
rate,  and  which  has  been  too  gene- 
rally misrepresented  to  hope  for  any 
indirect  opportunities  of  counteract- 
ing that  elementary  disadvantage,  by 
conciliating  to  itself  a  body  of  disin- 
terested attachment.  From  the  qua- 
lity of  the  immigration  (to  use  that 
neologism)  now  setting  in  to  Canada, 
there  is  no  rational  prospect  for  any 
alteration  in  this  state  of  feeling  fa- 
vourable to  the  Church  of  England. 
So  far  from  that,  the  hostility  which 
she  already  provokes  will  grow  an- 
nually more  embittered,  as  the  num- 
ber increases  of  her  Catholic  ene- 
mies, and  as  their  consciousness  be- 
comes more  distinct  of  the  independ- 
ent power  which  they  possess.  A 
church,  or  any  institution  whatever, 
which  exists  substantially  upon  suf- 
ferance, must  moderate  her  tone,  and 
cease  to  court  opposition  by  a  scale 


M*  Gregorys  British  America. 


[June, 


of  pretensions  suited  only  to  a  con- 
dition of  absolute  supremacy. 

The  same  spirit  of  forbearance 
ought  to  govern  us  in  all  other  acts 
of  interference  with  the  internal 
affairs  of  Canada.  Where  we  can- 
not eventually  command,  we  should 
be  content  to  know  our  own  situa- 
tion, and  to  act  by  the  gentle  mini- 
strations of  parental  influence  ad- 
dressed to  adult  and  independent 
children.  The  chief  use  to  ourselves 
in  future  times  of  our  North  Ameri- 
can possessions  .will  be  this — that 
they  will  oppose  a  barrier  on  one 
side  to  the  United  States  sufficient 
to  break  the  unity  of  her  efforts 
against  our  own  maritime  supremacy, 
and  that,  through  the  fisheries,  by  a 
more  direct  service,  they  will  avail 
to  keep  up  the  succession  of  our  in- 
comparable seamen.  But  it  is  evi- 
dent that  a  policy  of  this  nature, 
even  more  than  a  system  of  rigorous 
despotism  supported  by  armies,  de- 
mands an  intimate  acquaintance  with 
the  interests  which  we  undertake  to 
guide.  A  system,  entirely  our  own, 
might  be  coherent  in  all  its  parts, 
though  it  were  composed  in  Great 
Britain  upon  merely  British  prin- 
ciples, and  with  a  mere  British  know- 
ledge of  Canadian  wants.  But,  if 
we  consent  to  know  our  own  place, 
and  to  interpose  only  the  weight  of 
paternal  counsels  and  the  benefit  of 
our  occasional  aid,  in  that  case,  as 
mere  co-operators,  we  must  submit 
to  study  those  interests  minutely,  in 
which  we  pretend  to  interfere.  We 
have  contrived  to  ruin  the  West 
Indies  by  our  factious  theories:  let 
us  abstain  from  all  similar  attempts 
upon  the  Canadian  prosperity;  know- 
ing that  in  this  case  they  will  recoil 
upon  ourselves.  For  the  Canadians 
have  a  larger  influence  in  their  Pro- 
vincial Parliaments  than  we  can  over- 
balance ;  and  under  any  settled  con- 
viction that  we  are  not  consulting 
for  them,  but  for  ourselves,  they  will 
have  a  sufficient  motive  for  throwing 
off  the  allegiance  which  at  present 
they  are  content  to  maintain. 

With  purposes  so  important,  and 
a  duty  so  paramount,  calling  upon 
us  to  acquire  a  comprehensive  know- 
ledge of  these  American  colonies,  we 
have  national  reasons  to  be  thankful 
to  Mr  M'Gregor  for  the  immense 
labour  with  which  he  has  brought 
together  the  materials  requisite 
for  placing  our  public  counsels  in 


1832.] 


M<  Gregorys  British  America. 


927 


this  great  chapter  of  policy  upon  a 
sound  basis.  The  government  at 
home,  and  their  representatives  in 
the  colonies,  are  under  the  greatest 
obligations  to  him ;  and,  next  after 
them,  all  those  who  are  now  specu- 
lating on  emigration.  There  is  a 
separate  chapter  of  valuable  advice 
to  this  class :  but  in  fact  every  page 
of  both  volumes  may  be  considered 
as  specially  addressed  to  them,  since 
the  innumerable  details  which  are 
collected ;  upon  every  new  settle- 
ment, its  situation,  advantages,  diffi- 
culties, wants,  and  ultimate  pros- 
pects, compose  a  vast  thesaurus  of 
information  far  more  accurate  and 
comprehensive  than  any  which  an 
emigrant  could  ever  hope  to  gather 
for  himself  by  many  years  of  per- 
sonal travel.  Sitting  by  his  own  fire- 
side in  England,  he  may  now  make 
up  his  plans ;  he  may  assort  the  ma- 
terials of  the  baggage  which  he  may 
find  it  prudent  to  carry  with  him; 
he  -may,  in  short,  make  every  pos- 
sible provision  for  his  future  comfort 
and  prosperity,  in  a  higher  degree  of 
perfection  than  would  formerly  have 
been  possible,  until  after  a  long,  pain- 
ful, and  very  costly  experiment  on 
the  different  modes  of  colonial  life, 
conducted  at  his  own  peculiar  risk. 

Never  was  there  a  time  when  coun- 
sel and  assistance  of  this  quality 
were  so  clamorously  called  for.  Emi- 
gration from  this  country  is  going  on 
by  gigantic  strides ;  and  in  no  very 
distant  period  the  advanced  posts  of 
civilisation  will  have  established  a 
communication  between  the  Gulf 
of  St  Lawrence  and  the  Pacific  Ocean. 
Mr  M*Taggart,an  engineer  employed 
on  the  canals  of  Canada,  and  there- 
fore little  liable  to  the  reproach  of 
countenancing  visionary  specula- 
tions, declares  that  "  steam-boats 
may  go  up  from  Quebec  to  Lake  Su- 
perior ere  three  years  from  this  time ;" 
whence  they  will  pass  "  through  the 
notch  of  the  Rocky  Mountains,  and  be 
locked  down  the  Columbia  to  the 
Pacific  Ocean."  The  town  of  Nootka, 
on  the  Sound  of  that  name,  from 
mere  advantages  of  situation,  he  be- 
lieves "  is  likely  to  be  as  large  as 
London ;  as  the  trade  between  it  and 
the  Oriental  world  may  become  won- 
derfully great  in  a  short  time.  Then, 
when  the  steam-packet  line  is  esta- 
blished between  Quebec  and  Lon- 
don, as  it  soon  will  be,  we  may  come 


and  go  between  China  and  Britain 
in  about  two  months." 

These  are  magnificent  prospects, 
but  not  more  so  than  we  have  reason 
to  think  warranted  by  the  mere  sta- 
tistics of  the  case.  The  route  of  a 
prodigious  commerce  will  be  across 
these  regions.  They  will  soon  be 
inundated  by  a  vast  population. 
Christian  temples,  cottages  rich  in 
comfort,  and  the  best  gifts  of  civilisa- 
tion, colonies  rising  rapidly  into  cen- 
tres of  knowledge  and  power ;  these 
elements  of  a  potent  national  con- 
federation, will  speedily  rise  to  dis- 
possess the  roving  deer  of  their  pas- 
tures and  the  wolf  of  his  den.  Rising 
under  the  auspices,  and  forwarded 
by  the  assistance  of  Great  Britain, 
composed  also  in  a  very  large  pro- 
portion of  a  population  originally 
British,  they  will  inherit  our  lan- 
guage, literature,  and  historical  re- 
collections; under  wise  treatment 
at  this  time,  they  will  look  with  gra- 
titude and  veneration  to  the  mother 
country ;  and,  from  habits  of  ancient 
intercourse,will  continue  to  strength- 
en our  foreign  policy  as  allies,  long 
after  that  era  when  the  maturity  of 
their  own  developement  shall  have 
silently  dissolved  their  allegiance  to 
the  British  crown. 

These  great  prospects  are  not  in 
every  part  dependent  upon  our  jus- 
tice and  wisdom.  In  defiance  of  us, 
and  all  that  our  folly  can  accomplish, 
Canada,  with  the  far-stretching  coun- 
tries to  the  west,  will  eventually  com- 
pose a  great  empire.  But  we  can  do 
much  at  this  crisis  to  forward  that 
consummation,  and  to  found  lasting 
remembrances  favourable  to  our  own 
foremost  interests.  And  considering 
the  critical  moment  at  which  the  pre- 
sent work  has  come  forth ;  consider- 
ing also  the  fulness  and  remarkable 
accuracy  of  the  information  which  it 
offers  to  our  governors  at  home,  we 
believe  that  few  men  in  this  genera- 
tion will  prove  greater  benefactors  to 
our  vast  establishment  of  North  Ame- 
rican colonies  than  John  M'Gregor. 
And  when  it  comes  to  be  superan- 
nuated, as  that  can  happen  only 
through  the  rapid  progress  of  the  co- 
lonies to  which  it  relates,  we  are 
sure  that  no  man  will  rejoice  more 
in  a  depreciation  of  his  labours  so 
produced,  than  the  able  and  patriotic 
author. 


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Calaspo,  the  Republican. 


[June, 


CALASPO,  THE  REPUBLICAN. 


FROM  the  commencement  of  the 
French  Revolution,  the  whole  Ita- 
lian peninsula  was  in  a  state  of  dis- 
turbance. A  lingering  recollection 
of  the  glittering  days  of  the  free, 
fighting,  conquering,  and  lavish  re- 
publics of  the  Middle  Ages,  has  al- 
ways prompted  the  Italian.  He  is, 
of  all  idlers,  the  most  idle.  No  man 
living  has  a  more  habitual  fondness 
for  beginning  the  day  without  an  ob- 
ject, and  ending  it  without  a  recol- 
lection. Sunshine  and  his  cigar  are 
his  luxuries — macaroni  is  his  main- 
tenance— time  his  enemy—- love-ma- 
king his  business — sonnetteering  his 
talent — and  sleep  his  resource  against 
all  the  calamities  of  the  four-and- 
twenty  hours. 

That  the  peninsula  inhabited  by 
heroes  of  this  calibre,  should  have 
been  for  the  last  thousand  years  a 
toy  for  the  ambition,  the  avarice,  or 
the  tyranny  of  every  power  on  its 
borders,  is  a  mere  natural  conse- 
quence ;  that  its  people  should  be  at 
once  the  most  querulous  of  subjects, 
and  the  most  submissive  of  slaves,  is 
a  principle;  and,  that  the  national 
soul  should  think  itself  made  for  the 
conquest  of  the  earth,  and  yet  be  not 
large  enough  to  keep  the  foot  of  every 
or  any  intruder  from  its  own  fireside, 
belongs  to  the  plainest  page  of  the 
great'chapter  of  truisms. 

Of  all  nations,  Italy  is  the  most 
contemptuous  of  foreigners.  But  its 
contempt  for  them  varies  by  curious 
shades.  By  the  Italian,  the  Spaniard 
is  held  as  the  most  ludicrous  of  pe- 
dants—the Englishman  as  the  most 
intolerable  of  boors — the  Austrian  as 
the  most  incapable  of  existing  ani- 
mals, biped  or  quadruped ;  but  the 
Frenchman  brings  down  the  whole  ac- 
cumulation of  scorn,  and  which  whole 
is  summed  up  in  the  phrase,  dancing- 
master.  To  the  sensitive,  still-life 
Italian,  the  Frenchman's  catlike  rest- 
lessness is  a  perpetual  suffering;  to 
his  fine  faculty  for  sounds,  the  French- 
man's tongue  utters  nothing  but  dis- 
cords, less  the  human  voice  than  the 
representative  of  a  forest  of  mon- 
keys ;  to  his  natural  rich  tide  of  lan- 
guage, the  Frenchman's  abrupt,  epi- 
grammatic labour  to  shine,  his  speech 
of  smartnesses,  and  his  shrugs,  is  un- 


remitted  torture.  Yet  to  the  French 
the  Italians  have  always  turned  with 
a  languishing  look  for  liberty,  which 
the  French  have  always  returned  by 
promises,  pillage,  and  the  abandon- 
ment r  of  every  soul  who  was  fool 
enough  to  trust  them.  The  light- 
headed nation  has  always  been  out- 
witted, betrayed,  and  plundered  by 
the  light-heeled. 

In  1793,  the  old  game  which  had 
perplexed  the  world,  and  pilfered 
Italy  a  hundred  years  before,  was  be- 
gun again.  The  gallant  name  of  Re- 
public covered,  like  charity,  all  sins. 
The  Italian  was  superstitious  beyond 
all  living  animals — the  Frenchman 
had  abolished  even  the  fragment  of 
belief  that  served  for  religion  under 
the  Bourbons;  the  Italian  bowed 
down  before  a  whole  army  of  Virgins 
and  Saints — the  Frenchman  had  bro- 
ken up  the  Virgins  for  firewood,  dug 
up  the  Saints  for  nitre,  stript  holy 
ears  and  noses,  as  countless  as  the 
sands  of  the  sea,  of  their  pearls  and 
diamonds,  and  turned  churches  and 
cathedrals  by  the  score  into  cavalry 
stables ;  the  Italian  honoured  a  nun, 
and  worshipped  a  priest,  and  never 
thought  of  the  Pope  without  crossing 
himself — the  Frenchman  had  routed 
nuns  by  the  hundred  thousand  out 
of  their  dormitories,  harnessed  the 
priests  to  their  baggage-waggons, 
and  made  no  secret  of  their  con- 
sidering the  Pope  as  a  personage 
whom  they  would  speedily  visit  at 
Rome  for  the  purpose  of  bringing  to 
Paris  as  a  curiosity.  Still  the  magic 
of  liberty  reconciled  all  the  quarrels 
of  the  national  characters.  The 
name  of  Republic  found  an  echo  in 
every  bosom  of  beggary,  from  Genoa 
to  Venice ;  the  Savoyard,  whose  dis- 
tinction it  was  to  brush  chimneys 
and  shoes  through  all  his  generations 
— the  Lombard,  who,  after  the  man- 
ner of  his  forefathers,  was  born  to 
play  the  usurer  on  farthings,  and 
raise  an  agio  upon  the  rejected  pan- 
taloons of  mankind — the  Piedmon- 
tese,  the  Man  of  the  Milanese,  whose 
thoughts  were  of  oxen,  and  whose 
cerebellum  was,  beyond  all  question, 
but  a  more  dexterous  compound  of 
butter  and  cheese — all  were  sud- 
denly enamoured  of  liberty,  and  all 


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exhibited  the  popular  operation  of 
the  panacea  in  burning  their  land- 
lords' mansions— refusing  to  pay 
rents,  tithes,  or  taxes — in  cheating 
all  who  would  bear  to  be  cheated, 
and  in  shooting  those  who  remon- 
strated. The  whole  country  was  in 
the  most  furious  yet  fantastic  con- 
fusion. 

Among  the  crowd  of  landlords 
who  were  thus  put  in  perplexity, 
was  the  Marquis  Spinola,  a  descend- 
ant of  the  famous  officer  of  Philip  the 
Second,  and,  like  him,  a  gallant  sol- 
dier, without  being,  like  him,  a  lover 
of  blood,  plunder,  and  persecution. 
Spinola  was  an  Italian  of  three  ge- 
nerations, a  noble  of  quarterings 
enough  for  the  Golden  Fleece,  and 
rich  enough  to  have  purchased  the 
whole  cabinet  of  Turin.  But  he  had  a 
treasure  which  he  valued  above  the 
jewel-house  of  the  Great  Mogul,  and 
which  he  was  right  in  so  valuing — a 
daughter  fair,  whom  an  ancient  Greek 
would  have  called  Hebe,  or  lole,  if 
not  Venus,  but  whom  the  archbishop 
of  Spoleto  had  christened  Melanie 
Isadora,  the  united  names  of  her 
mother  and  her  patron  saint.  She  was 
a  Spanish  beauty,  lightened  by  an 
Italian  birth  ;  the  fiery  glance  of 
the  south,  softened  by  Italian  lan- 
guors; the  highly  pronounced  ex- 
pression of  Andalusia,  touched  with 
the  delicious  sensibility  of  Naples. 
But  what  is  the  use  of  attempting  to 
describe  beauty,  or  who  has  ever 
succeeded  in  the  attempt  ?  Is  it  not 
enough  to  say,  that  the  Signora  Me- 
lanie was  lovely,  and  what  can  be 
said  more  ?  Or  if  the  world  will  in- 
sist on  having  more,  let  it  be  satis- 
fied with  knowing  that  her  charms 
actually  withheld  a  German  arch- 
duke three  successive  evenings  from 
the  Loto  table,  stopped  a  French 
prince  in  the  midst  of  a  quadrille, 
and  disturbed  the  sensibilities  of  a 
Spanish  Infant,  to  the  extraordinary 
extent  of  his  moving  his  royal  lips 
to  ask  who  she  was  ? 

The  Marquis  Spinola  had  become 
a  diplomatist  when  he  had  grown 
weary  of  leading  the  Piedmontese 
grenadiers,  with  all  the  honours  of 
war,  in  their  march  from  their  bar- 
racks to  the  cathedra],  and  from  the  ca- 
thedral to  their  barracks.  He  thought 
that  at  forty  he  had  seen  high  masses 
enough,  and  became  an  ambassador. 
At  the  court  of  France  he  had  at- 


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929 

tended  ten  years  of  levees,  until  even 
in  France  weariness  seized  him,  and 
he  thought  that  a  man  and  a  noble 
might  have  something  better  to  do, 
even  in  this  worthless  world,  than 
eternally  dressing  for  court  days, 
playing  ecarte  with  superannuated 
Duchesses,  and  poring  over  the  jour- 
nals to  discover  the  secrets  of  the 
cabinet.  He  solicited  his  recall ;  but 
rejoiced  as  the  Minister  of  Savoy  was 
at  the  opportunity  of  patronage,  so 
many  were  to  be  patronised,  such  a 
conflux  of  young  Dukes,  and  old 
Field-Marshals,  found  in  themselves 
the  diplomatic  faculties  at  the  mo- 
ment, that  to  decide  was  impossible, 
without  an  insurrection  of  the  whole 
bed-chamber.  The  gravest  courts  are 
sometimes  absurd  things,  and  the 
court  of  his  Sardinian  Majesty  was 
not  graver  than  the  rest  of  the  earth. 
During  the  decision,  the  Marquis  was 
compelled  to  remain  at  his  post.  But 
the  Parisians  soon  gave  him  subjects 
for  his  despatches,  undecorated  by 
the  epigrams  of  the  journals,  or  the 
whispers  of  the  royal  saloon.  Blood, 
fury,  and -rebellion,  were  spreading 
their  sullen  wings  over  the  gayest  po- 
pulation of  the  gayest  land  under  the 
moon.  War  was  engendering  in  the 
streets  against  the  throne;  the  coffee- 
houses were  cabinet  councils,  and 
the  harangues  of  the  cobblers  and 
craftsmen~of  the  thousand  dens  and 
hovels  of  Paris,  filled  the  trumpet 
with  a  breath  that  blew  all  nations 
into  a  flame. 

The  Marquis  Spinola  had  now  no 
alternative  but  to  withdraw  without 
even  making  his  bow  to  the  Conven- 
tion, or  be  shot  by  the  first  friend  of 
human  rights  who  objected  to  his  ex- 
istence. 

He  was  an  Italian,  and  the  word 
implies  much.  He  accordingly  kept 
his  own  secret,  left  diplomacy  to 
make  its  excuses  for  him,  ordered  the 
four  fleetest  horses  that  could  be 
found  in  Paris  to  be  in  readiness  for 
him  outside  the  barrier,  took  an 
evening  promenade  through  the  Pa- 
lais Royal,  with  his  daughter  on  his 
arm;  admired  every  thing  that  he 
saw  there ;  applauded  a  harangue  by 
a  half-naked  orator,  who  proclaimed 
the  downfall  of  all  the  despots  of  the 
globe,  and  flourished  a  red  flag,  bear- 
ing the  effigy  of  the  unfortunate  king 
in^the  centre,  as  a  general  warning ; 
and  then  gliding  away  from  the  height 


Calaspo  the  Republican. 


930 

of  republican  gala  into  a  bypath  in  tho 
Champs  Elys&es,  handed  the  Signora 
into  his  chaise  de  poste,  and  was 
gone  at  full  speed. 

But  what  is  more  rapid  than  free- 
dom ?  He  found  the  French,  cavalry, 
artillery,  and  chasseurs,  on  every 
spot  from  Nice  to  Turin.  His  Pied- 
montese  grenadiers,  heroes  to  a 
man  on  parade,  and  six  feet  two  in 
their  rear-ranks,  had  been  so  long 
out  of  the  habit  of  fighting,  that  on 
the  appearance  of  the  Frenchmen, 
they  had  marched  off  by  whole  bat- 
talions to  exchange  the  spear  for  the 
reaping-hook,  and  wait  for  better 
times.  The  court  had  fled,  the  King 
leading  the  van,  the  Cardinal  Legate 
bringing  up  the  rear,  and  the  whole 
army  in  the  centre,  for  security.  A 
whole  autumn  of  banquets,  and  a 
whole  winter  of  balls,  were  utterly 
broken  up,  and  the  noble  circles  of 
Turin  began  to  feel,  for  the  first  time, 
the  misery  of  being  compelled  to 
fight,  fly,  or  labour ;  to  use  their  own 
limbs,  and  the  remnant  of  under- 
standings that  time  and  levees  had 
spared  to  them. 

Spinola  drove  through  the  long 
and  lofty  streets  of  the  capital,  and 
was  astonished  at  their  desertion; 
he  drove  to  the  palace,  and  was  asto- 
nished still  more.  There  was  neither 
Count  nor  Countess,  petition  in  hand 
for  a  dozen  sequins  more  to  be  added 
to  their  salaries ;  the  old  mob  of  no- 
bles, distinguishable  from  their  own 
footmen  only  by  their  greater  profu- 
sion of  bows,  and  their  more  perpe- 
tual smile — all  were  gone.  The  grand 
gallery  from  which  the  aides-de-camp 
and  the  guards  hung  like  the  show 
of  a  mountebank's  caravan,  a  basket 
of  apes  chattering  and  grimacing  at 
the  world  below,  was  all  deserted. 
Guards,  King,  Queen,  and  their 
whole  menufretin,  the  whole  starred 
and  ribboned  ring  that  live  upon  the 
smallest  possible  pensions,  and  shine 
like  the  flowers  of  the  field,  all  were 
stricken  by  the  blast  of  the  French 
trumpet  from  the  hills  of  the  Argen- 
tiese,  all  faded  away,  all  vanished 
like  the  flowers  of  spring  under  the 
scorchings  of  summer. 

But  Spinola,  though  an  Italian  and 
an  ambassador,  was  a  man  of  sense. 
He  at  once  decided  on  the  absurdity 
of  staying  where  his  only  enter- 
tainers would  soon  be  a  brigade  of 
sans-culottes  j  of  fighting  for  those 


[June, 


who  would  not  fight  for  themselves ; 
and  of  flying,  with  the  chance  of  be- 
ing starved,  and  the  certainty  of  be- 
ing robbed  if  overtaken.  His  estates 
lay  on  the  side  of  the  Col  de  Vars,  an 
extensive  district  among  the  moun- 
tains, but  which  is  memorable  to  all 
travellers  for  the  magnificent  pano- 
rama of  the  Alps  which  it  commands, 
and  to  all  historians  for  the  variety 
of  gallant  exploits  which  it  has  wit- 
nessed in  the  French  and  Italian  in- 
vasions. In  this  stately  wilderness 
no  French  general  could  find  either 
pictures  or  plate,  and  therefore  there 
was  the  strongest  human  probability 
that  it  would  not  be  the  scene  of  a 
French  general's  ambition.  The  soil 
was  barren,  the  people  were  few  but 
fierce,  the  noble  mansions  were  scat- 
tered, and  the  sequins  none ;  and  for 
these  reasons  there  was  an  equal 
probability  that  it  would  be  scorned 
by  the  eye  of  the  Grand  Republic, 
which,in  its  hatred  of  Kings,  involved 
a  love  of  their  property,  and  dis- 
dained to  bestow  liberty  on  those 
who  were  not  worth  robbing. 

The  Marquis  instantly  turned  his 
horses'  heads  from  the  deserted  city, 
and  drove  up  his  mountains.  But 
what  is  an  Alpine  journey  without  a 
storm,  an  overturn,  and  an  adven- 
ture ?  They  were  all  in  reserve  for 
him.  As  the  snowy  top  of  the  Ar- 
gentiese  came  in  view,  it  was  crowned 
with  one  of  those  turbans  of  cloud, 
which  make  so  frequent  and  so  su- 
blime a  finishing  to  the  Alpine  pic- 
ture. The  sun  threw  its  colours 
with  the  infinite  richness  of  the  Ita- 
lian sunset  among  those  wreaths  and 
folds,  and  the  Argentiese  in  his 
frontal  of  purple,  scarlet,  and  gold, 
looked  like  the  Grand  Turk  of  moun- 
tains. But  to  the  experienced  tra- 
veller, this  picturesque  sight  is  a  for- 
midable warning,  and  the  postilions 
were  ordered  to  gallop.  The  vehicle 
went  on  at  full  speed,  but  the  tem- 
pest began  to  be  angry  in  his  domi- 
nions among  the  higher  Alps,  and 
after  a  few  fantastic  murmurs  and 
flights  among  the  clouds,  which 
threw  them  into  still  lovelier  shapes 
and  dyes,  on  came  the  gale.  The 
sunset,  so  prodigal  of  beauty,  like  an 
earthly  spendthrift,  exhausting  all  its 
wealth  in  one  pre-eminent  burst  of 
splendour,  flooded  the  sky  with  car- 
nation, bathed  the  mountain  tops  in 
a  sea  of  gold,  showered  down  pur- 


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Calaspo,  the  Republican. 


pie  richer  than  all  the  amethysts  of 
Persia,  upon  the  long  valley  of  the 
Riumonas ;  and  after  pausing  for  a  few 
moments,  as  if  to  admire  what  it  had 
done,  plunged  into abottomless  abyss 
of  vapour,  and  was  no  more.  Then 
came  the  battle  of  the  elements,  the 
thunder  opened  all  its  batteries  from 
cloudy  mountain  top  to  the  highest 
heavens.  The  mists  rushed  in  black 
battalions  along  the  valleys  at  their 
feet;  the  rivers  swelled  instantly  to 
torrents,  and  roared  like  encounter- 
ing armies.  All  was  war.  Evening 
was  dead  and  buried ;  it  was  follow- 
ed by  a  pale  procession  of  gloomy 
shades,  the  long,  livid  vapours  which 
belong  to  tempests  among  the  Alps; 
then  came  darkness,  midnight  dark- 
ness, which  suddenly  covered  all  like 
a  shroud  let  down  from  the  skies,  and 
under  this  shroud  the  battle  still 
went  on,  deeper  and  deeper  still, 
pealing,  crashing,  roaring. 

In  this  scene  further  progress  was 
impossible.  The  postilions  were 
worn  out  with  the  quantity  of  sacres 
which  they  had  poured  upon  their 
horses  during  the  last  half  hour  of 
the  ascent ;  the  horses  were  so  weary 
of  the  struggle,  that  between  the 
storm  and  the  postilions,  they  at 
length  refused  to  stir  a  step  in  ad- 
vance, though  they  gave  sufficient 
signs  of  being  willing  enough  to  let 
the  chaise  de  poste  roll  back,  or  roll 
over  the  precipice,  two  thousand  feet 
above  the  white  torrent  of  the  Riu- 
mouas.  The  next  expedient  was,  to 
take  shelter  under  the  first  rock  that 
was  large  enough  to  cover  them, 
and  wait  until  the  gale  was  tired 
out. 

But  even  this  resource  was  not 
easily  obtained.  The  road  was  in 
the  state  which  had  distinguished 
Sardinian  road-making  since  the  ac- 
cession of  the  first  Amadeus,  and 
which  would  not  have  put  to  shame 
the  original  Rhseti  or  Vindelici.  It 
had  all  the  characteristics  of  an  Ita- 
lian dynasty  upon  it,  and  was  monk- 
ish and  Sardinian  in  every  rut  and 
rock,  for  an  ascent  of  three  leagues. 
The  houses  of  the  cantonniers,  who 
had  been  in  earlier  days  stationed 
for  the  relief  of  travellers,  were  now 
devoted  to  the  cultivation  of  the 
mosses  and  ferns  of  the  province ; 
the  dweller  within  had  disappeared 
a  hundred  years  before,  and  Nature 

VOL,  XXX.  NO,  CXCV, 


931 

was  left  to  supply  the  repairs  of  the 
edifice,  which  she  did,  after  her  own 
manner,  by  a  handsome  tapestry  of 
weeds  and  wild-flowers.  To  lead 
the  horses  was  the  last  expedient, 
and  the  Marquis  and  the  postilions 
dismounted  for  the  purpose ;  but  the 
sheets  of  lightning  which  alone  shew- 
ed the  road,  so  startled  the  horses  at 
the  same  time,  that  to  lead  them  was 
as  impracticable  as  to  drive.  In  this 
extremity,  a  bridge  lay  before  them. 
The  foul  fiend  was  once  the  esta- 
blished bridge-builder  of  the  Alps, 
and  well  it  was  for  them  that  he  was, 
for  he  appears  to  have  sometimes 
made  passable  ones.  The  bridge  that 
now  lay  before  the  travellers  unluck- 
ily was  Sardinian,  and  it  gave  palpa- 
ble evidence  of  its  inferior  architec- 
ture, by  creaking  and  quivering  in 
every  rush  of  the  blast.  Still  they 
went  on,  for  the  fall  of  the  pines 
from  the  heights  rendered  their  stay 
under  the  brow  of  the  mountain  a 
matter  of  the  most  formidable  ha- 
zard. The  tired  horses  were  drag- 
ged to  the  foot  of  the  little  bridge,  and, 
in  the  pause,  the  Marquis  left  his 
post  at  their  heads  to  speak  a  word 
of  cheer  to  his  daughter,  to  which 
she  made  no  other  answer  than  by  a 
prayer  for  her  father's  safety.  He 
lingered  at  the  door  with  double  fears 
for  the  peril  of  a  creature  so  lovely 
and  so  dear ;  but  this  painful  indul- 
gence was  brief ;  a  burst  of  thunder, 
that  seemed  to  peal  round  his  very 
head,  deafened  him — a  sheet  of  light- 
ning, red  as  the  flame  from  a  fur- 
nace, swept  and  crackled  round  him. 
In  momentary  blindness  and  terror  he 
still  stretched  out  his  hands  to  save 
his  daughter,  but  a  general  shriek,  and 
a  crash  heard  through  all  the  roar  of 
the  elements,  told  him  that  some  fear- 
ful catastrophe  had  happened.  With 
his  sight  still  seared  by  the  lightning, 
he  struggled  forward  to  grasp  the 
carriage.  But  it  was  beyond  his 
grasp.  Utter  darkness  was  round 
him ;  he  felt  his  way  a  few  steps  on- 
ward, by  clinging  to  the  roots  of  the 
trees.  Still  all  was  vacancy.  He 
cried  aloud ;  he  was  answered  only 
by  the  storm.  He  threw  himself  on 
his  face,  determined  to  follow  his 
child,  whose  name  he  now  shouted 
out  in  accents  of  despair;  still  in 
blindness  and  agony,  he  crept  on, 
when  lie  felt  himself  suddenly  grasp- 
3  o 


Calaspo,  the  Republican. 


932 

ed  and  flung  back  on  the  bank  by  a 
strong  hand.  The  action  was  cour- 
teous, but  the  tone  of  the  actor  might 
have  suited  a  rougher  service.  "  In 
the  name  of  all  the  saints,  where  is 
the  fool  going?"  was  the  exclama- 
tion. "  Do  you  not  see  that  the  old 
bridge  is  broken  down  at  last ;  and 
in  two  steps  more  you  must  have 
gone  along  with  it  ?" 

There  was  a  time  when  Spinola 
would  have  answered  this  speech 
with  his  hand  on  the  hilt  of  his  sword, 
like  the  Frenchman  when  he  lectures 
his  wife,  or  when  his  coiffeur  perpe- 
trates an  erroneous  curl.  But  he 
now  had  voice  but  for,  "  My  daugh- 
ter, my  daughter,  my  child,  lost,  lost, 
lost!"  The  intelligence  evidently 
produced  a  pause  in  his  rescuer's 
tone;  he  asked  a  hurried  question 
about  the  misfortune.  Spinola  could 
tell  him  no  more,  than  that  the  car- 
riage had  been  lost  in  attempting  the 
bridge.  But  before  even  this  brief 
communication  could  be  completely 
delivered,  the  stranger  was  gone. 
The  sounds  of  horns,  and  voices 
shouting  among  the  hills,  followed ; 
but  they  soon  passed  away  again. 
The  unhappy  father  was  again  left  to 
solitude,  and  the  misery  of  heart  that 
can  be  felt  only  by  a  father. 

Towards  midnight  the  fury  of  the 
tempest  began  to  go  down,  and  the 
moon,  then  in  her  wane,  threw  a 
touch  of  silver  on  the  tops  of  the 
Alps  of  Chamouni.  As  she  advan- 
ced, the  storm  seemed  to  shrink  be- 
fore her,  the  gale  died  away,  and  her 
light,  reflected  from  the  immense 
piles  of  cloud  that  still  hung  over  the 
hills,  threw  a  wavering  and  melan- 
choly, but  a  clear  gleam  over  the  val- 
leys and  ravines  innumerable,  that 
make  such  network  of  an  Alpine  re- 
gion. Guided  by  the  rising  light, 
some  of  the  mountaineers  had  found 
Spinola  where  he  sat,  almost  uncon- 
scious of  existence,  and  murmuring 
in  broken  tones  the  language  of 
true  sorrow, — "  My  Melanie,  my 
child,  my  child ;  lost,  lost,  for  ever !" 

But  there  were  better  tidings  in 
store  for  him.  A  concourse  of  the 
peasants  were  seen  gathering  on  the 
side  of  one  of  the  ravines,  exchan- 
ging signals  of  horns  and  shouts  with 
a  group  far  below.  In  another  half 
hour,  the  lower  group  had  ascended, 
the  two  now  combined,and  the  whole 
party  ascended  the  mountain.  Two 


[June, 


figures  now  started  from  the  crowd, 
and  were  seen  rushing  towards  the 
spot  where  the  Marquis  lay,  unable 
to  move.  In  another  moment  he  felt 
himself  clasped  in  the  arms  of  the 
one  who  was  dearer  to  him  than  the 
world  besides.  His  Melanie's  lips 
were  pressed  to  his  forehead,  her 
voice  was  whispering  consolation  to 
his  ears,  he  felt  her,  tears  streaming 
on  his  cheeks,  and  in  a  rapture  of 
piety  and  gratitude  he  loudly  thank- 
ed heaven  for  the  restoration  of  his 
child. 

The  next  and  most  natural  enqui- 
ry was,  how  she  had  been  restored  ? 
To  this  she  could  make  no  answer 
further  than  that  she  had  fortunately 
fainted  when  the  bridge  gave  way 
under  the  weight  of  the  carriage,  and 
that  her  first  sensation  of  life  was 
finding  herself  in  the  hands  of  the 
peasantry,  as  her  first  joy  was  in 
once  more  returning  to  her  father. 
But  this  brief  history  was  fully  made 
up  by  the  tongues  of  the  mountain- 
eers. "  It  was  all  the  work  of  Ca- 
laspo.  It  was  Calaspo,  whose  horn 
had  brought  them  from  their  cot- 
tages ;  it  was  Calaspo  who  had  sprung 
down  a  precipice,  which  nothing  but 
a  goat  or  his  infernal  majesty  ever 
sprang  down  before  ;  it  was  Calaspo 
who  by  main  strength  had  stopped 
the  carriage  on  the  brink  of  a  decli- 
vity of  a  thousand  feet ;  it  was  Ca- 
laspo's  knife  that  had  cut  the  harness, 
and  let  the  whole  four  restive  ani- 
mals go  down  the  precipice  in  the 
midst  of  their  kicking  and  rearing, 
at  the  moment  when  they  were  drag- 
ging the  carriage  after  them ;  it  was 
Calaspo's  hand  that  had  extracted  the 
lady  from  the  carriage  door,  like  a 
bird  from  the  eagle's  nest;  it  was 
Calaspo's  arms  that  had  carried  her 
up  the  cliff;  it  was  Calaspo  above, 
below,  beginning  and  end,  Calaspo 
every  where." 

"  But  where  is  this  Calaspo  ?"  said 
the  Marquis ;  "  send  him  here  that 
I  may  reward  him." 

No  Calaspo  came.  He  was,  at  last, 
found  lurking  in  the  outskirts  of  the 
crowd,  and  forced  forward.  Spi- 
nola, feeble  as  he  was,  advanced  to- 
wards him,  took  him  by  the  hand, 
and  telling  him  the  name  of  those  to 
whom  he  had  rendered  such  essen- 
tial service,  offered  him  his  protec- 
tion, and,  as  a  beginning,  presented 
him  with  his  purse. 


1832.] 


Calaspo,  the  Republican. 


The  mountaineer  was  a  tall  slight 
figure,  with  a  stern  countenance  ; 
the  tempest  seemed  made  for  his 
grave  features,  and  the  rough  obei- 
sance with  which  he  declined  the 
purse,  was  obviously  that  of  one  un- 
used to  cities.  Spinola,  proud  but 
not  haughty — as  is  the  custom  of  men 
conscious  of  high  birth  and  office, 
but  not  vain  of  either — was  pleased 
with  the  refusal  of  the  money;  but 
he  had  another  trial  to  make.  "  I 
have  offered  you  my  protection," 
said  he.  "  If  you  prefer  remaining 
where  you  are,  I  can  give  you  a  farm  ; 
but  if  you  prefer  living  in  my  house- 
hold, I  can  give  you  employment. 
I  have  a  mountain  on  which  I  mean 
to  raise  a  forest,  and  you  shall  be  the 
planter."  The  mountaineer  was  evi- 
dently a  man  of  few  words.  But  he 
as  evidently  had  the  faculty  of  making 
up  his  mind  without  loss  of  time. 
Throwing  his  cloak  over  his  shoul- 
der, and  shaking  hands  with  the  pea- 
sants round  him,  he  came  forward, 
and  taking  off  his  hat,  with  a  perfect- 
ly untutored  bow  to  the  Marquis, 
and  a  still  deeper,  but  equally  untu- 
tored one  to  the  fair  lady,  he  told 
them  that  he  was  ready. 

The  procession  moved  forward.  It 
was  a  dolorous  display.  One  of  the 
postilions  had  broken  his  arm, — the 
other  had  lost  his  whip,  one  of  his 
jackboots,  and  all  his  tobacco,  and 
with  it,  apparently  his  senses,  for  he 
continued  roaring  out  prayers  to  the 
Virgin  that  had  saved  his  life,  and 
anathemas  against  the  King  of  Sar- 
dinia, who  had  endangered  it.  In 
other  times,  the  latter  portion  of  his 
prayer  would  have  made  more  than 
the  Virgin's  assistance  necessary,  and 
plunged  him  down  a  precipice  of  600 
feet,  from  which  all  the  Calaspos  of 
the  Alps  could  not  have  brought  him 
up  again  with  a  sound  neck.  But 
times,  luckily  for  the  orator,  were 
altered  ;  and  while  the  tri-color  was 
.kissing  the  breeze  along  the  moun- 
tain tops  of  Piedmont,  postilions  and 
patriots  of  all  dimensions  mightlaugh 
at  the  dynasties  of  Italy,  with  the  full- 
est security  of  caricature. 

Spinola  was  still  helpless  from  ex- 
haustion ;  the  fair  Melanie  was  help- 
less from  terror ;  the  peasantry  were 
not  much  more  effective,  from  the 
blundering  and  brainlessness  that  be- 
long to  all  life  outside  the  walls  of 
cities.  But  Calaspo,  the  redoubtable 


933 

Calaspo,  was  every  thing  and  every 
where.  Like  a  general,  he  was  in 
front,  van,  and  rear,  ordering  this 
clown,  lecturing  the  other,  pointing 
out  the  route,  sending  his  c'etach- 
ment  of  lampbearers  to  points  from 
which  they  might  act  as  beacons  to 
the  party,  still  cruelly  buffeted,  and 
more  than  half  blinded,  by  the  storm, 
— dispatching  videttes  to  find  out  the 
paths,  which  the  storm  had  prodigi- 
ously mingled, — and  sending  forward 
a  solid  patrol  to  take  possession  of 
the  next  hamlet,  rouse  the  popula- 
tion of  Benefico  to  a  sense  of  hospi- 
tality, and  lay  an  embargo  on  all  the 
guinea-fowl  eggs  and  Florence  coffee 
in  their  possession,  for  the  behoof  of 
the  most  magnificent  the  Lord  Mar- 
quis of  Spinola,  sovereign  of  the  lands 
of  Montellano,  Vastimiglia,  and  Giu- 
liestre. 

This  day  concluded  the  disasters 
of  the  journey.  Calaspo's  arrival  ope- 
rated like  a  spell.  Every  thing  went 
on  prosperously  from  that  moment. 
The  series  of  miracles  that  carried 
them  through  the  rest  of  their  jour- 
ney, deserved  to  be  painted  on  the 
walls,  if  not  of  every  Italian  church, 
of  every  Italian  post-house.  The 
horses  never  foundered,  the  harness 
never  cracked,  the  postilions  never 
got  drunk,  lazy,  or  insolent,  and, 
finally,  the  carriage  never  broke 
down.  Calaspo's  eye  wrought  all 
the  magic.  All  was  system  where 
he  applied  his  keen  glance.  The 
Marquis,  weary  and  enfeebled,  was 
delighted  with  having  engaged  so 
useml  a  serf ;  the  servants  were  ut- 
terly astonished ;  the  Signora  Mela- 
nie was  much  amused;  and,  by  the 
time  that  their  train  reached  the  bot- 
tom of  the  declivity  from  whose  side 
the  noble  castle  of  Spinola  looked 
over  fifty  leagues  of  forest,  moun- 
tain, and  cascade,  like  the  Spirit  of 
the  feudal  age  throned  in  the  midst 
of  a  world  of  its  own — desolate,  yet 
proud,  bold,  and  kingly — the  disas- 
ters of  the  night  were  thought  of  only 
as  the  natural  produce  of  the  wild, 
and  to  be  remembered  only  for  the 
wonder  of  the  circle  of  marshals  and 
ambassadors  when  the  world  came 
round  again,  and  kings  and  court 
circles  were  what  they  ought  to  be — 
the  rapture  of  mankind. 

For  two  years,  Spinola  felt  the  wis- 
dom of  the  choice  which  had  brought 
him  to  the  Col  de  Vars.  Aftairs  at 


934 

Turin  were  as  dreary  as  ever.  The 
French  had  plunged  into  Savoy  like 
u  thunder-shower,  taken  Chamberri, 
unhoused  the  nuns,  pillaged  the  cha- 
pels, and  yoked  the  father  confessors 
to  their  cannon,  as  was  the  custom 
of  the  people  of  liberty.  The  King 
Lad  summoned  the  Austrians,  who, 
always  rejoicing  at  an  opportunity  of 
dipping  their  hands  in  Italian  plun- 
der, came  at  his  call  by  tens  of  thou- 
sands, and,  to  the  inconceivable  as- 
tonishment and  indignation  of  the 
French,  beat  them,  republicans  as 
they  were,  in  every  direction.  This 
was  always  the  history  of  Italian  war. 
The  Gaul  first  threw  himself  into  the 
bosom  of  the  land, — swept  every 
thing  before  him, — robbed,  shot,  ate, 
drank,  and  danced, — then  threw  off 
his  musket  and  knapsack,  proclaim- 
ed the  war  at  an  end,  and  prepared 
for  a  course  of  perpetual  fete  and 
festino.  The  German  was  always 
six  months  too  late ;  but,  though  tor- 
pid, he  was  not  utterly  dead.  About 
the  time  when  his  lively  rival  had 
thrown  away  his  accoutrements,  the 
man  of  the  north  had  contrived  to 
button  on  his.  He  marched  across 
the  Tyrol  hills,  found  the  Gaul  all 
astonishment,  fell  upon  him  with  ho- 
nest Gothic  vengeance,  and  sent  him 
flying  back  across  Alp  and  Apennine 
without  shirt,  shoe,  or  sequin. 

This  had  happened  in  regular 
course  in  the  first  years  of  the  French 
war.  The  light  Frenchman  carried 
every  thing  before  him  for  a  sum- 
mer. Then  came  the  heavy  Austrian, 
who  drove  the  Frenchman  from  his 
prey,  as  a  clown's  huge  hand  drives 
off  a  swarm  of  gnats  from  a  fallen 
sheep, — the  race  of  stings  and  wings 
is  put  to  flight,  but  the  sheep  is  not 
the  less  sure  of  losing  its  fleece  for 
the  operation.  Italy  realized  the  part 
of  the  sheep  on  this  occasion,  as  on 
all,  for  the  last  three  centuries ;  and 
the  Austrian  was  now  imbedded  in 
Savoy,  Piedmont,  and  every  spot 
where  he  could  sleep  and  smoke,  in 
full  indulgence  of  every  appetite  that 
could  animate  the  most  solid  repre- 
sentative of  the  tortoise  among  men. 
Spinola  cared  for  neither,  suspected 
both,  kept  himself  within  his  moun- 
tain empire,  and  heard  of  wars,  and 
rumours  of  wars,  as  if  the  echo  be- 
longed to  the  moon. 

Life  has  many  a  pleasure  never 
dreamed  of  by  those  who  look  for 


Calaspo,  the  Republican. 


[June, 


paradise  in  the  capital.  The  glare  of 
orders  and  embroidery  is,  after  all, 
not  much  brighter  than  the  stars  when 
they  come  out  in  full  muster  on  a  fine 
night  of  June.  The  gayest  dance  in 
the  gayest  palazzo  that  lifts  its  gild- 
ed turrets  within  sight  of  the  Super- 
ga,  is  not  much  livelier  than  the  wild 
measures  of  the  mountain  boys  and 
girls,  even  with  no  better  orchestra 
than  their  own  voices,  and  the  chant 
of  the  thrushes  and  nightingales  that 
keep  time  on  every  bough  above 
them.  The  Marquis  had  fully  dis- 
covered this,  and  regretted  that  he 
had  not  made  the  discovery  twenty 
years  before.  All  was  happiness, 
plenty,  and  peace,  round  the  borders 
of  this  little  kingdom,  while  noble 
lords  and  ladies,  princes  and  prin- 
cesses, legates  and  arch -prelates, 
were  trembling  at  every  streak  that 
marked  the  coming  sky,  as  the  an- 
nouncement of  a  conflagration ;  start- 
led from  their  beds  at  every  sound, 
as  the  braying  of  an  enemy's  trum- 
pet, and  running  from  end  to  end  of 
Italy,  alike  in  terror  of  the  French 
dragoon  and  the  German  hussar. 

In  the  midst  of  this  region  of  grand- 
eur and  tranquillity,  this  world  above 
the  clouds,  the  Signora  Melanie,  too, 
sported  like  one  of  those  gay  crea- 
tures of  the  element  that  in  the  co- 
lours of  the  rainbow  live.  Her  beauty 
grew  more  intellectual — there  was  a 
deeper  light  in  her  fine  eyes — her 
cheek  had  more  of  the  crimson  that 
flushes  and  fades  with  every  emotion 
of  the  mind.  The  unequalled  mag- 
nificence of  the  scenes  around  her, 
was  gradually  modelling  all  her  per- 
ceptions. In  Greece  she  would 
have  been  copied  by  some  Alcame- 
nes  or  Praxiteles  as  a  Mountain  God- 
dess, a  Genius  of  the  hills  and 
streams.  A  Titian  would  have  made 
her  a  Seraph  or  a  Saint;  and  all  the 
rustic  poets  who  dared  to  cast  their 
eyes  on  the  "  track  of  light,"  which 
all  their  sonnets  declared  to  mark 
every  spot  consecrated  by  her  tread, 
versified  her  into  a  combination  of  all 
indescribable  excellencies,  enough  to 
have  broken  the  hearts  of  all  the 
dames  d'honneur  from  Milan  to 
Naples. 

But  what  tranquillity  could  long 
be  looked  for  in  this  whirling  world  ! 
An  estafette,  a  formidable  animal, 
with  mustaches  worthy  of  a  royal 
tiger,  and  epaulets  fitted  for  the  as- 


1832.] 

tonishmcnt  of  all  the  race  of  woman- 
kind, suddenly  made  his  appearance 
at  break  of  day  in  one  of  the  grey 
mornings  of  an  Alpine  summer,  with 
a  letter  to  the  Marquis  from  the  Aus- 
trian commandant  of  Turin,  inform- 
ing him,  that  within  twelve  hours  a 
column  of  three  thousand  would  be 
in  motion  by  the  road  to  the  Col  de 
Vars,  to  take  possession  of  the  Fort 
Dauphin  and  the  pass  of  the  Barri- 
cades, both  well-known  features  of 
the  pass  of  the  Argentiese,  and  both 
famous  for  being  marked  with  many 
a  torrent  of  French  blood. 

The  officer  who  bore  the  despatch 
was  himself  entitled  to  Spinola's  hos- 
pitality, on  the  plea  of  family  con- 
nexion. He  was  the  Count  Fiorenzo, 
the  son  of  a  distant  relative  of  the 
Marquis,  who  had  followed  the  Arch- 
duke Leopold  from  Tuscany  to  Vi- 
enna, had  shared  in  his  master's  rise, 
and  was  now  high  in  the  favour  of 
the  Emperor  Francis.  Count  Ca- 
rolo  Fiorenzo  had  served  in  the  Rus- 
sian army,  in  Suwarrow's  last  cam- 
paign against  the  Ottomans ;  he  had 
been  an  aide-de-camp  to  Prince  Co- 
bourg  in  Transylvania;  he  was  a  rich 
man,  a  handsome  man,  and  a  high- 
born man ;  he  was  also  an  universal 
lover,  and  before  he  had  swallowed 
his  first  glass  of  champagne  that  day 
at  the  Marquis's  table,  his  eyes  had 
made  a  full,  complete,  and  unequi- 
vocal declaration  of  his  approval  of 
the  person,  face,  and  manners  of  the 
Signora  Melanie. 

The  Austrians  arrived.  The  hills 
were  dotted  with  tents,  the  valleys 
groaned  to  the  groans  of  waggons 
and  gun-carriages,  the  woods  echoed 
the  rattle  of  drums  and  the  winding 
of  bugles,  bayonets  flashed  down  so- 
litudes as  wild  and  as  unused  to  man 
as  the  wilds  of  Mount  Ararat,  and 
the  Castle  was  crowded,  morning, 
noon,  and  night,  with  epaulets,  or- 
ders, and  colonels  of  Hulans.  Spi- 
nola  was  delighted;  his  early  tastes 
revived,  and  he  entertained  those 
showy  personages  like  an  old  knight 
of  the  Crusades.  Balls,  wolf-hunts, 
and  carousals  among  the  hills  and 
dales,  made  hill  and  dale  ring.  Love 
was  the  natural  consequence.  The 
Austrian  soldiers,  tardily  awakened 
to  the  dark  eyes  of  the  mountain 
girls,  began  to  marry  them  in  great 
abundance;  and,  first  of  the  first, 
Count  Carolo,  with  a  fine  speech  and 


Culaspo,  iltc  Republican. 


a  gesture  of  consummate  eloquence, 
laid  his  heart  at  the  feet  of  the  fair 
heiress  of  the  House  of  Spinola.  The 
Signora  was  first  amused,  then  dis- 
pleased, then  indignant.  Count  Ca- 
rolo professed  his  intention  of  ap- 
pealing from  his  unfeeling  mistress 
to  her  rational  father.  The  Signora 
anticipated  him  there,  by  appealing 
in  her  own  person;  but  to  her  in- 
finite vexation,  thatfather  had  already 
heard  the  lover's  tale,  and,  to  her 
equally  immeasurable  surprise,  he 
had  given  his  entire  approval  to  the 
suit.  In  other  times,  a  daughter 
thus  thwarted  would  have  flung  her- 
self down  a  precipice  or  run  to  a  nun- 
nery ;  but  the  days  for  those  cures 
of  sorrow  were  obsolete,  and  the 
Signora,  almost  without  knowing 
why,  felt  the  world  darkened  round 
her  at  once,  and  went  out  into  the 
open  air  of  the  forest  to  weep  and 
walk  away  her  woes. 

The  cloud  on  her  brow  had  in- 
stantly communicated  itself  to  all; 
her  waiting-maids  began  to  quarrel 
with  the  quarter-masters  and  drum- 
majors,  who  had  aspired  to  the  ho- 
nour of  their  hands,  and  an  universal 
feeling  seemed  to  have  turned  the 
temple  of  Hymen  into  the  house  of 
Discord.  Other  causes,  too,  began 
to  operate ;  the  Austrian  column  had 
not  been  advanced  without  reason, 
for  it  soon  became  known,  that  the 
French  along  the  frontier  were  be- 
ginning to  stir;  that  forage  and  guns 
were  arriving  from  Provence,  and 
that  a  new  general  had  made  his  ap- 
pearance at  Nice.  It  was  equally 
discoverable  that  the  French,  with 
their  usual  tactique,  were  preparing 
their  way  by  peasant  emissaries, 
who  scattered  their  proclamations, 
and  their  more  persuasive  money, 
among  the  lower  orders  of  Italy.  The 
mountaineers  of  the  lende  and  the 
Argentiese,  primitive  as  they  were, 
had  soon  learned  to  compare  the 
Austrian  yoke  with  the  French  pro- 
mise of  universal  freedom ;  the  spirit 
broke  out  in  quarrels ;  the  Austrians 
used  the  cane  and  the  flat  of  the 
sabre,  to  modify  the  public  ideas;  the 
peasants  argued  in  turn  with  the 
stiletto  and  the  carabine.  Even  Ca- 
laspo,  the  soul  of  good-humour,  had 
grown  sullen,  and  in  one  or  two 
frays  with  the  drunken  Austrians, 
his  prowess  had  made  him  the  sub- 
ject of  a  formal  representation  to  the 


936 

Marquis  Spinola.  Calaspo  was  now 
a  changed  man.  From  the  time  of  his 
having  incurred  the  displeasure  of 
the  Marquis,  he  had  relapsed  into 
gloom ;  the  original  activity  of  his 
nature  had  departed  from  him ;  he 
wandered  listlessly  through  the 
woods,  a  great  portion  of  which  had 
been  planted  by  his  own  hand,  and 
been  a  source  of  acknowledged  pride 
to  him  ;  he  abjured  guitar  and  man- 
doline, smiled  no  more,  and  shrank 
from  association  with  all  but  his  fo- 
resters. This  conduct  was  suspicious, 
the  times  were  suspicious,  the  posi- 
tion of  the  castle,  almost  on  the 
frontier,  was  supicious,  and  Spinola, 
urged  by  his  Austrian  guests,  was 
considering  in  what  way  he  should 
best  win  Calaspo  and  his  forest 
brotherhood  from  the  ways  of  repub- 
licanism, when  he  saw  the  bold  pea- 
sant standing  before  him.  "  I  come," 
said  Calaspo,  "  to  ask  my  dismissal, 
and  to  thank  my  Lord  Marquis  for 
his  three  years'  protection."  Spinola 
was  struck  with  the  determined 
countenance  of  his  head  forester, 
and  asked  his  reason.  "  I  am  weary," 
was  the  stern  answer;  "  I  wish  to  try 
my  chance  with  the  world."  As  the 
dialogue  proceeded,  the  Signora  Me- 
lanie  accidentally  passed  through  the 
apartment.  She  expressed  her  sur- 
prise at  the  determination,  and  re- 
gretting the  loss  of  one  who  had  ren- 
dered herself  and  the  Marquis  such 
essential  service,  requested  to  know 
whether  the  late  quarrels  of  the  sol- 
diery had  any  share  in  his  resolution. 
The  tone  of  her  request  softened  his 
proud  heart,  and  in  a  voice  which 
shewed  how  deeply  he  felt  this  mark 
of  condescension,  he  thanked  her, 
but  still  solicited  his  dismissal.  The 
energy  which  he  threw  into  his  ex- 
pressions of  gratitude,  and  the  co- 
lour which  mounted  into  his  brown 
cheek,  when  he  protested  that  neither 
time  nor  distance  should  make  him 
forget  the  generous  kindness  of  that 
noble  roof,  showed  that  nature  can 
sometimes  give  eloquence  to  the 
tongue,  and  feeling  to  the  features, 
without  reverencing  the  laws  of  he- 
raldry; and  even  the  high-spirited 
Signora  herself  acknowledged  that 
the  three  years  had  produced  a  pro- 
digious change  for  the  better  in  the 
handsome  man  of  the  woods.  She 
had  heard  with  a  degree  of  regret, 
which  seemed  totally  unaccountable 


Calaspo,  the  Republican. 


[June, 


to  herself,  that  Calaspo  was  to  leave 
the  castle  at  daylight  next  day,  and 
her  last  work  before  she  retired  to 
rest,  was  to  make  up  some  pecuniary 
memorial  of  her  gratitude  for  the 
preservation  of  her  life. 

The  night  was  calm  and  lovely,  and 
she  lingered  for  some  time  at  her 
casement  counting  the  stars,  and 
wondering  in  which  of  them  the 
souls  of  disappointed  lovers  took  up 
their  rest.  But  low  murmurs,  like 
the  gathering  of  thunder  in  the  dis- 
tant hills,  gradually  came  on  her  ear, 
and,  chilled  with  the  dew,  she  was 
about  to  close  the  casement,  when 
she  observed  in  the  shadow  of  the 
trees  a  figure  gazing  upwards,  and 
evidently  wrapped  in  deep  reverie. 
He  spoke  a  few  unconscious  words, 
but  she  instantly  knew  the  voice ;  it 
was  Calaspo's.  To  this  she  suddenly 
felt  that  she  must  listen  no  longer, 
and  she  was  again  withdrawing, 
when  the  wave  of  plumage  emer- 
ging into  the  moonlight  caught  her 
eye,  and  in  the  next  moment  high 
words  were  heard.  The  words  were 
followed  by  the  clash  of  steel ;  and 
in  infinite  terror  she  hastened  to 
send  some  of  her  attendants  to  sepa- 
rate the  combatants.  They  arrived 
too  late;  the  Count  Carolo  was 
found  with  his  sabre  broken,  and  a 
wound  in  his  side,  from  which  the 
blood  flowed  profusely.  The  castle 
was  thrown  into  confusion,  patrols 
were  dispatched  to  seize  the  assas- 
sin, the  Count  was  conveyed  to  bed, 
raging  at  his  ill-luck,  furious  at  "  the 
obscure  villain,"  who,  he  said,  had 
waylaid  him,  and  urging  the  Aus- 
trian officer  in  command  to  have  the 
culprit  shot  without  delay. 

That  culprit  was  declared  to  be 
Calaspo;  and  the  Marquis,  in  high 
indignation  at  the  attack  on  his  guest, 
and  offended  by  the  idea  that  his 
sagacity  had  been  so  much  mistaken 
in  the  instance  of  his  protege,  or- 
dered a  general  pursuit.  A  favourite, 
proverbially,  has  no  friend.  And 
Calaspo's  sudden  rise  and  position 
in  his  lord's  confidence,  had  irritated 
enough  of  the  self-love  of  the  corri- 
dors to  make  enemies,  not  the  less 
bitter  for  being  menial.  The  Aus- 
trian patrol  went  to  the  right,  up 
the  pass  towards  Fort  Dauphin.  The 
dozen  valets,  with  pistol  at  belt,  and 
carabine  in  hand,  went  to  the  left, 
down  the  ravine,  which  leads  to 


1832.] 


Calaspo,  the  Republican. 


Lombardy.  But  neither  had  been 
absent  an  hour,  when  a  low  rattling 
of  musketry  was  heard ;  at  intervals 
it  spread  round  the  whole  circle  of 
the  mountains.  The  Austrians  were 
on  the  alert  in  a  few  minutes,  and 
drawn  up  in  battalions  on  the  side  of 
the  Col.  They  had  not  waited  long 
when  their  patrol  came  rushing 
back,  declaring  that  they  had  been 
attacked  by  a  superior  French  force. 
Almost  at  the  same  moment,  the 
troop  of  valets  came  flying  up  the 
ravine,  breathless,  terrified,  and  one 
half  of  them  wounded ;  their  intelli- 
gence was  that  they,  too,  had  fallen 
into  an  ambush  of  French,  who  at- 
tacked them,  and  notwithstanding 
"  a  resistance  worthy  of  a  troop  of 
lions,"  or  Amadis  de  Gaul  himself, 
they  had  thought  it  prudent  to  retire 
to  the  castle. 

The  pursuit  of  Calaspo  was  ob- 
viously at  an  end  for  the  night.  The 
Austrian  brigadier  had  other  pur- 
poses to  provide  for  before  morn- 
ing ;  and,  on  an  express  from  Fort 
Dauphin,  the  whole  force  was  moved 
up  the  mountain.  From  this  time 
all  was  terror  in  the  castle,  and  the 
thunder  of  cannon  upon  the  en- 
trenchments of  the  hills.  During 
the  whole  night  the  air  was  filled 
with  the  huge  trails  of  the  shells 
throwing  fire  over  the  enemy's  co- 
lumns, the  keen  rattle  of  musketry, 
and  the  roar  of  artillery  swelling 
upon  every  gust  of  the  Alpine  wind. 
It  was  now  evident  that  the  action 
was  more  than  an  affair  of  picquets. 
Some  of  the  prisoners,  who  were 
brought  into  the  castle  by  the  Aus- 
trian chasseurs,  declared  that  the 
whole  French,  whose  head-quarters 
had  been  at  Jaorgio  for  the  last  six 
months,  and  who  were  reported  to 
be  perfectly  disorganized,  had  been 
in  march  for  the  last  three  days ; 
that  a  general,  an  Italian,  had  been 
sent  from  Paris  to  take  the  com- 
mand, who  had  pledged  his  head  for 
the  conquest  of  Italy;  and  that  a 
hundred  thousand  men  were  follow- 
ing them  from  Nice.  This  intelli- 
gence was  at  first  looked  upon  as 
French  rhodomontade ;  but  the  pri- 
soners had  scarcely  been  consigned 
to  the  care  of  the  rearguard,  when  a 
burst  of  fire  circling  the  whole  base 
of  the  hills,  shewed  that  the  enemy 
had  burst  through  the  entire  Aus- 
trian position,  and  were  forcing  the 
passes  in  irresistible  numbers. 


937 

The  si^ht  was  now  one  of  the 
most  striking  that  battle  can  furnish. 
As  far  as  the  eye  reached,  volumes 
of  fire  were  incessantly  rolling  out, 
the  only  indication  of  the  spots 
where  the  chief  struggle  lay  ;  from 
time  to  time  the  explosion  of  an  am- 
munition-waggon, or  the  blaze  of  a 
village,  threw  a  fearful  splendour  on 
the  night;  and  the  advancing  peal 
of  the  musketry,  the  sure  mark  of 
the  enemy's  gaining  ground,  shewed 
where  the  Austrians  were  giving 
way.  Spinola's  experience  told  him 
what  must  be  the  result ;  and,  with 
Melanie  by  his  side,  he  remained  on 
the  ground  in  front  of  the  castle 
from  the  commencement  of  the  ac- 
tion, like  a  traveller  above  the 
clouds,  looking  at  the  lightnings  and 
the  storm  beneath  his  feet. 

But  a  dispatch  from  the  Austrian 
genera],  which  reached  him  before 
dawn,  broke  up  all  his  military  reve- 
ries. The  dispatch  contained  but 
the  words: — "  The  French  have 
beaten  us,  will  beat  us  again,  and 
will  beat  us  every  day,  till  they  beat 
us  over  the  Tyrol.  They  are  com- 
manded by  Bonaparte,  a  Corsican, 
who  has  more  brains  than  the  Aulic 
Council,  and  all  our  generals  put  to- 
gether. Fort  Dauphin  will  be  taken 
by  daybreak,  and  then  nothing  can 
save  your  chateau  from  being  plun- 
dered, and  your  family,  perhaps, 
from  being  massacred.  Fly  instant- 

The  advice  was  not  thrown  away. 
Spinola  knew  the  course  of  things 
too  well,  and  knew  that  the  farther 
he  placed  himself  out  of  the  line  of 
a  French  campaign,  the  more  wisely 
he  consulted  for  his  comfort;  pressed 
his  lip  to  his  daughter's  white  fore- 
head, felt  that  with  her  he  still  had  a 
treasure  worth  all  the  chateaus  that 
could  be  left  behind ;  and  gave  in- 
stant orders  for  a  general  flight  across 
the  hills.  A  few  packhorses  bore 
all  the  luggage,  that  this  hurried 
movement  allowed  him  to  carry  with 
him.  Melanie  bore  her  mother's 
jewels,  the  Marquis,  Melanie's  pic- 
ture. The  valets  gathered  what  the 
confusion  of  the  hour  suffered  them 
to  bring  away.  The  melancholy  train 
set  out  in  the  midst  of  a  renewed  roar 
of  battle,  and  moving  along  the  sum- 
mit of  the  Col,  by  the  blaze  of  shells 
and  howitzers,  paused  for  a  moment 
on  the  summit,  to  give  a  last  look  to 
the  scene  which  had  witnessed  so 


938 

many  peaceful  hours.  There  they 
saw,  with  anew  outcry  of  mingled  sor- 
row, wrath,  and  vengeance,  the  blaze 
of  musketry,  which  shewed  them 
a  strong  French  column  bursting  like 
an  eruption  of  lava  through  every 
fissure  of  the  precipices  above  and 
round  the  castle.  The  Austrians, 
surrounded  by  this  unexpected  ad- 
vance, evidently  defended  them- 
selves with  great  obstinacy;  and 
fighting  step  by  step,  at  last  retreated 
to  the  walls,  which  now  began  to 
feel  the  effects  of  the  French  guns. 
The  windows  of  the  unfortunate 
Chateau  now  poured  forth  vollies  of 
musketry,  and  the  spots  which  had 
once  heard  nothing  louder  than  the 
tones  of  the  Signora  Melanie's  harp, 
or  the  songs  of  the  birds  in  answer, 
were  now  sending  into  all  the  moun- 
tains a  fierce  and  perpetual  uproar, 
which  they  echoed  with  their  thun- 
der. The  contest  fluctuated  long,  and 
in  every  moment  of  it  the  hearts  of 
the  unhappy  gazers,  from  the  summit 
of  the  pass,  vibrated  with  some  new 
agitation.  At  length,  from  the  very 
casement,  among  whose  lilies  and 
roses  the  fair  arm  of  the  mistress  of 
the  mansion  had  rested  the  evening 
before,  and  where  she  had  sat  watch- 
ing the  moon,  with  the  delight  of  one 
of  those  spirits  of  the  Persian  para- 
dise that  inhale  their  life  from  flow- 
ers, whirled  forth  a  volume  of  livid 
flame  with  a  loud  explosion.  A  shell 
from  the  French  batteries  had  fallen 
upon  the  chamber,  and,  blowing  up, 
had  set  every  thing  in  it  instantly  in 
a  blaze. 

This  was  a  chamber  of  recollec- 
tions deep  and  dear;  the  old  me- 
morials of  a  dead  parent,  the  pre- 
sents of  living  friends,  the  thousand 
fond  remembrances  of  hours  of  love- 
ly and  lonely  thought,  of  brilliant 
acquirement,  of  intellectual  joy,  and 
perhaps  of  those  dreams  of  young 
passion  that  hover  on  pinions  of 
more  than  mortal  power  and  bright- 
ness round  the  solitude  of  genius 
and  beauty.  The  attendants,  as  they 
saw  the  whole  mansion  rapidly  ab- 
sorbed by  the  flames,  exhibited  the 
frenzy  of  Italian  grief,  called  on 
their  saints  with  furious  reproba- 
tion of  their  negligence,  tore  their 
hair,  flung  themselves  on  the  ground, 
gnashed  their  teeth,  and  threatened 
all  the  Frenchmen  on  the  face  of  the 
globe  with  severe  retribution  from 
the  dagger,  Spinola,  in  deep  dejec- 


Calaspo,  the  Republican. 


[June, 


tion,  only  pressed  his  daughter  to 
his  breast,  and  wiped  away  her  tears. 
Melanie  promised  to  be  calm,  and 
only  wept  the  more.  One  expres- 
sion of  her  father  alone  roused  her. 
After  a  pause  of  thought,  he  burst 
out  with,  "  That  ungrateful  villain, 
Calaspo  !  It  was  he,  who,  I  am  now 
confident,  drew  this  night's  attack 
upon  us.  The  French  could  never 
have  found  their  way  through  the 
hills  without  a  guide ;  and  his  flight 
furnished  them  with  just  the  one 
which  they  wanted."  Melanie 
doubted ;  Spinola  was  strong  in  his 
opinion.  "  The  villain  knew  every 
spot  of  the  ground ;  and  I  even  recol- 
lect his  having  talked  to  me,  not 
twelve  hours  since,  of  the  proba- 
bility of  their  surprising  the  Aus- 
trians." 

Melanie  listened  with  surprise, 
but  without  conviction.  She  was 
not  then  in  the  mind  to  argue.  But 
she  could  affirm,  and  without  hesi- 
tation she  declared  her  belief,  that 
the  fugitive  forester  was  totally  guilt- 
less. Spinola  smiled  at  the  generous 
incredulity  of  youth;  but  repeated 
his  conviction,  pronouncing  aloud 
that  Calaspo  was  at  once  "  an  assas- 
sin and  a  traitor."  As  he  spoke  the 
words,  a  rustling  in  the  thicket  be- 
hind startled  him,  he  laid  his  hand 
upon  his  sword,  and  in  the  next  mo- 
ment Calaspo  stood  before  him.  He 
had  evidently  been  in  the  engage- 
ment, for  his  arm  was  in  a  sling, 
and  the  blood  from  a  sabre  wound 
was  still  trickling  from  his  forehead. 
He  was  as  evidently  worn  out  with 
fatigue,  and  it  was  some  time  before 
he  could  recover  breath.  He  eager- 
ly waved  his  hand,  every  feature  of 
his  powerful  visage  writhed,  but 
speech  would  not  come.  At  length 
he  uttered  with  difficulty,  "  Signor, 
you  have  named  me  an  assassin  and 
a  traitor.  I  am  both,  and  yet  nei- 
ther. But  the  time  is  short.  I  am 
wounded,  perhaps  mortally.  I  have 
come  to  tell  you,  that  in  five  minutes 
more  you  will  be  surrounded  by  a 
battalion  of  the  French  chasseurs, 
whom  I  left  marching  up  the  pass." 
Spinola  looked  full  in  his  counte- 
nance, and  pronounced  in  a  stern 
tone,  "  Begone,  sir.  How  am  I  to 
trust  you  ?  Is  not  this  a  new  attempt 
to  betray  your  master  ?"  Calaspo's 
cheek  flushed  as  red  as  the  blood 
that  dropped  down  it.  He  staggered 
back  a  few  paces  and  fell,  then, 


1832.) 


Calaspo,  the  licpubtican. 


throwing  open  his  cloak,  shewed  his 
bosom  covered  with  gore,  and  said, 
"  Sir,  if  I  am  dying,  let  me  have  jus- 
tice. It  was  I  who  wounded  the 
Austrian  Count,  because  he  drew 
on  me,  and  would  have  taken  my 
life.  It  was  I  who  led  the  French 
through  the  ravines,  because  in  my 
departure  from  a  castle,  where, 
whether  I  deserved  friends  or  not,  I 
had  left  none,  I  was  taken  prisoner, 
and  dragged  along  with  them.  But 
it  was  in  defence  of  that  castle,  that 
I  received  these  wounds,  and  to  save 
this  portrait  for  the  Lady  Melanie, 
that  I  escaped  through  the  midst  of 
the  enemy's  fire,  and  followed  you 
up  the  mountain."  He  gave  the  por- 
trait to  the  lady,  who  received  it 
with  deep  gratitude.  It  was  her  fa- 
ther's, and  set  round  with  brilliants 
that  had  once  adorned  the  portrait  of 
a  king. 

But  there  was  now  no  time  for 
thanks.    For  the  sound  of  the  tirail- 
lade  was  rising  at  the  roots  of  the  hill. 
"  Fly  for  your  lives,"  said  Calaspo, 
with  a  faint  attempt  to  rise.   Spinola 
had  felt  his  oldcompassion  alive  again, 
and  paused.   "  How  can  we  ever  re- 
pay you  ?"  said  Melanie,  leaning  for- 
ward from  her  father's  arm,  and  in  a 
voice  soft  as  the  dew  that  fell  round 
her.  "  Suffer  me  to  kiss  your  hand," 
sighed  the  victim.    The  hour  was 
dark — the  world's  eyes  were  sight- 
less— Spinola  himself  was  wrapt  in 
reverie  on  consenting  to  this  simple 
kindness  to  the  dying.  Melanie  gave 
the  hand,  and  felt  it  clasped  with  a 
wild  pressure,  that  thrilled  unac- 
countably through  her  frame.     She 
attempted  to  withdraw  it.     But  it 
was  clasped  still  closer,  it  was  press- 
ed to  the  lips,  to  the  cheeks,  to  the 
forehead,  as  if  to  convince  her  that 
it  had  kindled  a  flame  in  every  fea- 
ture. She  felt  her  own  cheeks  burn. 
Neither  spoke  a  syllable.    But  in 
that  hour  a  secret  voice  told  her  that 
she  had  never  loved  before,  and  that 
she  then  loved  for  ever ;  a  new  light 
seemed  to  have  dawned  upon  her 
mind.    A  new  stream  of  existence 
seemed  to  have  been  poured  into 
her  being.      She   seemed  to  have 
found  a  new  soul. 

A  volley  of  bullets  showered  on 
them  through  the  trees,  striking 
down  branch  and  leaf,  and  covering 
them  with  fragments  of  the  rocks. 
"  Away,  away,"  exclaimed  Calaspo, 
starting  from  his  trance.  "  Away, 


939 

away,"  exclaimed  Spinola,  drawing 
his  sword,  and  not  knowing  where 
to  turn  for  his  life.  "  Away,  away," 
exclaimed  the  crowd  of  attendants, 
overthrowing  each  other  and  every 
thing  else  in  the  general  confusion. 
There  was  but  one  voice  which  ut- 
tered no  word,  and  one  step  which 
made  no  movement.  The  Sig- 
nora  Melanie  continued  with  her 
eyes  fixed  on  the  form  of  their  friend, 
protector,  and  victim.  In  that  mo- 
ment, years  passed  through  her  mind. 
She  remembered  the  night  of  her 
preservation  from  death,  the  night 
of  the  storm,  the  precipice,  the  he- 
roic intrepidity  with  which  Calaspo 
had  flung  himself  down  from  tree  to 
tree,  and  from  rock  to  rock,  until  he 
arrested  her  fall,  on  the  edge  of  a 
chasm  a  thousand  feet  deep.  She 
remembered,  too,  the  noble  qualities 
which  not  even  his  peasant  cloak 
could  hide,  the  manly  bearing,  the  fine 
physiognomy,  the  sweet  impressive 
tongue ;  the  talent  for  all  and  every 
thing.  Even  a  new  key  was  given 
by  that  hour  to  looks  and  sighs,  to 
the  sudden  dejection  and  extrava- 
gant joy,  which  till  then  had  been 
enigmas  to  her.  Genius  and  beauty 
had  made  their  impression  on  her 
unconscious  mind,  and  it  was  only 
on  this  night,  that  the  depth  and 
glow  of  that  impression  was  revealed 
to  her  eye. 

But  for  these  feelings  of  young 
passion,  the  most  feverish  and  poig- 
nant that  can  sting  the  human  heart, 
what  an  hour  was  chosen !  All  around 
them  was  dismay,  plunder,  flight, 
ruin.  The  labour  of  years  was  tram- 
pled by  the  hoofs  of  the  French  ca- 
valry— the  wealth  of  generations  was 
burnt  up  before  their  glance.  Even 
if  this  night  was  not  to  end  their 
career,  where  were  they  to  turn  ? 
France  was  a  horde  of  hostile  barba- 
rians— Italy  was  a  region  of  terror 
— Germany  was  falling  to  pieces  with 
invasionand  insurrection ;  and  where, 
was  the  lord  of  a  castle  in  ashes,  of 
domains  in  the  hands  of  the  French 
commissaries,  and  of  hopes  only  be- 
yond the  earth,  to  hide  his  hoary 
head,  and  shelter  his  daughter  ?  But 
with  that  daughter  all  was  concen- 
trated in  the  dying  man.  To  leave 
him  to  perish  by  the  enemy,  was  sud- 
denly felt  to  be  the  greatest  of  human 
crimes;  all  calamity  seemed  to  be 
bound  up  in  the  single  one  of  seeing 
his  face  no  more  on  this  side  of  the 


940 

grave.  Life  seemed  at  once  to  have 
become  worthless  without  him ;  and 
death  at  his  side,  but  a  simple  act  of 
duty,  a  natural  fulfilling  of  the  law  of 
her  being,  a  calm  and  hallowed  ter- 
mination of  a  career  of  truth,  feeling, 
and  happiness.  Melanie  loved  like 
an  Italian,  with  her  whole  spirit 
touched  by  lightning. 

But  the  more  earthly  flame  of  a 
howitzer,  which  had  just  been  drag- 
ged to  the  brow  of  the  precipice  above 
their  heads,  to  play  upon  the  retreat- 
ing columns  of  the  Austrians  in  the 
valley,  at  once  shewed  the  whole 
party  to  each  other,  and  shewed  the 
madness  of  lingering  there.  Calas- 
po's  resolution  was  taken.  He  had 
heard,  in  the  broken  confessions  of 
those  lips,  whose  words  to  him  were 
oracles,  "  that  he  must  not  be  left 
behind."  His  sagacity  knew,  that 
the  attempt  to  carry  him  off  must 
cause  the  inevitable  capture  of  all. 
His  generosity  determined  to  save 
them  at  all  personal  risk.  And  by 
an  extraordinary  effort,  more  of  mind 
than  body,  he  rose  from  the  ground, 
and  tottering  a  few  steps  down  the 
hill,  threw  himself  into  the  midst  of 
the  advancing  battalion.  The  ene- 
my, startled  by  his  appearance,  pau- 
sed for  a  moment,  and,  in  the  next, 
recognising  him  for  one  of  the  moun- 
taineers, ordered  him  to  the  front  as 
a  guide.  He  was  mounted  on  a  mule, 
and  sent  forward  to  lead  the  7oth 
demi-brigade  of  the  republic,  one  and 
indivisible,  to  glory.  He  led  up  paths 
where  they  might  have  gained  glory 
from  the  goats,  for  no  other  faces 
would  have  taken  post  there ;  he  led 
them  down  ravines,  where  they  might 
have  fought  pitched  battles  against 
the  bears  and  the  wolves,  if  their 
wiser  devastators  had  been  bellige- 
rent enough  to  wait  for  them.  But 
no  human  being  did  the  warriors  of 
freedom  disenthral  from  either  dun- 
geon or  castle,  from  the  tyranny  of 
kings,  or  the  troubles  of  this  world. 
The  75th  demi-brigade  returned,  af- 
ter a  week's  tour  among  marble  pin- 
nacles, forests  of  pine,  silver  foam- 
ing cataracts,  and  fountains  dark, 
deep,  and  cool,  as  the  bottom  of  a 
mine.  And  Calaspo,  on  his  mule, 
rode  home  at  their  head  to  Barcelo- 
nette,  to  leave  his  fellow  tourists 
shoeless,  footless,  and  heartless,  load- 
ing the  Alps  with  maledictions,  to 
which  only  the  tourists  had  been  en- 
titled, and  sick  of  castle-hunting  for 


Calaspo,  the  Republican. 


[June, 


the  rest  of  their  lives.  Calaspo  did 
not  escape  without  the  honours  of 
war.  The  enthusiasm  of  the  demi- 
brigade  for  gathering  laurels  among 
the  rocks  had  no  sooner  cooled,  than 
the  Frenchmen  began  to  suspect  that 
they  were  deceived ;  the  next  idea 
was,  that  they  were  laughed  at — an 
affront  never  pardoned,  nor  pardon- 
able, by  any  Gaul  from  Picardy  to 
Provence.  Calaspo  was  accordingly 
degraded  from  his  office  as  guide, 
and  brought  back  with  the  corps  as 
a  prisoner. 

Those  were  times  when  justice,  if 
not  always  wise,  was  expeditious ; 
and  the  drumhead-tribunal,  before 
which  the  prisoner  was  carried  with- 
in the  next  twenty-four  hours,  con- 
tenting itself  with  the  simple  pro- 
cess of  asking  him  his  name,  coun- 
try, and  pursuit,  found  him,  on  the 
strength  of  these  facts,  guilty  of  be- 
ing a  "  spy,  an  assassin  of  French- 
men," and  a  beguiler  of  their  steps 
on  an  expedition  which  otherwise 
must  have  covered  the  75th  demi- 
brigade  with  dory.  The  prisoner 
made  his  defence  with  sufficient 
earnestness,  and  denied  all  intention 
of  laughing  at  a  nation  so  impervious 
to  all  ridicule  as  the  French.  But 
the  defence  had  the  misfortune  of 
aggravating  the  charge.  He  was  re- 
manded to  the  dungeon  without  de- 
lay, but  with  the  notice,  that  within 
twelve  hours  he  was  to  be  shot  on 
the  glacis  of  Barcelonette. 

There  had  been  periods  in  Ca- 
laspo's  career,  when  this  intelligence 
would  have  been  as  welcome  as  any 
other.  But  the  night  of  the  battle  on 
the  hills  had  thrown  a  new  light  on 
him,  and  strangely  altered  his  theory 
of  existence.  He  felt  that  he  had 
only  just  begun  to  live,  when  life 
was  to  be  torn  from  him.  He  grew 
indignant,  gloomy,  furious,  and  asha- 
med of  his  fury.  He  reckoned  and 
measured  one  by  one  the  stones  in 
the  wall  of  his  dungeon ;  he  sounded 
the  vault  under  it  with  his  heel,  to 
discover  some  weaker  part,  some 
crevice,  through  which  he  might 
evade  the  jailer  and  the  platoon, 
and  escape  to  the  sun  and  air  again. 
He  climbed  up  to  the  casement, 
tried  the  strength  of  its  bars,  found 
them,  as  he  might  have  expected,  not 
to  be  moved  by  either  his  strength 
or  his  sorrows ;  and  fell  back  upon 
the  pavement  again,  envying  the  beg- 
gar that  whined  at  the  prison  gates, 


1832.] 


Calaspo,  the  Republican. 


041 


or  the  deserter  who  was  shot  the 
day  before.  But  all  these  experi- 
ments did  not  retard  the  progress  of 
day  and  night,  and  the  town-clock  of 
Barcelonette  at  length  gave  signal  of 
the  beginning  of  the  last  twelve  hours 
that  were  to  be  spent  by  him  in 
meditations  or  murmurings  in  this 
world. 

In  the  evening,  the  French  com- 
mandant, mellowed  probably  by  din- 
ner, and  the  captured  champagne  of 
the  Piedmontese  field-marshal  whom 
he  had  ejected  from  the  governor- 
ship, ordered  one  of  his  aides-de- 
camp to  enquire,  whether  "  the  Ita- 
lian scoundrel  who  was  to  be  shot 
next  morning,  had  any  thing  to  ask 
for  himself,  or  any  one  else  ;  a  father 
confessor  for  his  sins,  if  such  must 
be  the  everlasting  folly  of  his  coun- 
try ;  or  any  message  to  send  to  his 
wife,  or  his  dozen  wives." 

The  aide-de-camp  was  dispatched  ; 
the  keeper  of  the  dungeons  dispatch- 
ed his  subordinate,  at  the  sight  of 
the  commandant's  signature  and  the 
aide-de-camp's  epaulets,  and  the 
deputy  of  the  deputy  ushered  the 
aide-de-camp  into  the  cell  where 
Calaspo  was  lying  on  the  pavement, 
wrapped  in  his  cloak,  and  thinking 
of  the  parting  pressure  of  the  Sig- 
nora  Melanie's  hand.  The  aide-de- 
camp announced  his  business,  but 
the  prisoner  had  too  nearly  done 
with  the  business  of  this  earth,  to 
venerate  even  the  plumage  of  the 
etat  major  of  the  most  gallant  and 
plumaged  army  under  the  sun. 

He,  too,  had  sensations  new  to 
him,  but  solemn,  high,  and  absorb- 
ing, beyond  all  other  that  besiege 
the  mind  of  man.  Although  accus- 
tomed to  a  career  of  hazard,  and 
leading  the  wild  life  of  a  mountain- 
eer, a  hunter,  and  a  soldier,  he  now, 
for  the  first  time,  felt  himself  within 
the  grasp  of  death.  He  had  faced 
death  often,  but  it  was  in  hot  blood, 
with  that  glow  and  enterprise  which 
-almost  extinguishes  danger  with  the 
extinction  of  the  sense  of  danger. 
He  had  leaped  the  precipice,  where 
a  false  step  would  have  dashed  him 
to  atoms ;  he  had  swam  the  torrent, 
where  the  strength  of  man  seemed 
but  as  a  weed  on  the  waters ;  he  had 
fought  in  the  face  of  batteries,  every 
discharge  of  which  laid  hundreds 
low.  He  had  but  within  a  few  days 
rushed  into  one  of  the  hottest  actions 


of  the  war,  and,  though  desperately 
wounded,  yet  had  never  felt  the 
image  of  death  before  him.  But 
now,  in  the  loneliness  of  his  cell,  in 
the  dreary  silence  that  seemed  made 
to  let  his  bitter  thoughts  have  their 
full  revel  in  his  heart;  in  the  sullen 
sounds  that,  at  intervals,  broke  that 
dreary  silence,  the  knell  of  the  tur- 
ret chime,  the  watchword  of  the  jail- 
ers, the  measured  tread  of  the  sen- 
tinels, he  had  time  and  subject  for 
meditation  that  let  in  a  new  world 
of  ideas  upon  him. 

Of  all  the  influences  on  the  mind  of 
man,  there  are  two  paramount,  and 
but  two,  that  awake  him  a  totally 
new  tribe  of  sensations  Passion, 
which  comes  at  the  period  when  man 
is  about  to  enter  on  the  great  career 
of  active  life,  when  his  understanding 
is  on  the  point  of  acquiring  its  vigour, 
and  he  is  summoned  to  .substantiate 
his  claim  to  the  honours  of  society; 
— the  sudden  sense  of  beauty, — the 
high  consciousness  stirred  up  in  the 
human  heart,  of  the  capability  of  do- 
ing all  and  suffering  all  for  the  pos- 
session of  a  being  whom  imagination 
resistlessly  invests  with  all  the  attri- 
butes that  enchain  the  human  feel- 
ings,— one  of  the  noblest  fountains  of 
the  noblest  efforts  of  the  spirit  of 
man, — the  great  summoner  of  genius, 
of  generous  sacrifice,  of  gallant  self- 
denial,  of  heroic  ambition.  But  this 
first  career  had  long  been  run  by  the 
heart  of  the  being  who  now  lay  silent 
upon  the  pavement  of  the  dungeon, 
but  with  his  mind  darting,  as  if  it 
were  already  disembodied,  from  hea- 
ven to  earth,  and  from  earth  to  hea- 
ven. The  second  grand  stage  of  hu- 
man sensation  had  now  come  upon 
him — the  solemn  conceptions,  which, 
coming  at  the  close  of  life,  and  open- 
ing the  gates  of  the  grave,  are  per- 
haps sent  to  prepare  the  mortal  for 
his  first  step  into  the  world  of  im- 
mortality. A  flood  of  strange  and 
intense  thought  was  rolling  through 
his  mind,  and  sweeping  away  all  its 
old  landmarks.  The  wildness  and 
capricious  vigour  of  his  past  hours 
were  extinguished  in  the  presence 
of  the  grave.  The  dreams  of  earthly 
distinction  found  a  loftier  object  in 
the  magnificence  and  power  of  things 
above  the  stars.  The  world  assumed 
to  him  a  new  aspect;  he  felt  like  one 
lifted  above  its  sphere  on  a  spiritual 
wing,  and  with  a  consciousness  that 


942  Calaspot  the  liepublican. 

he  was  to  tread  it  no  more.  The 
earth,  which  had  never  been  so  vast 
to  his  thought,  so  magnificently  co- 
loured with  pomp  and  beauty,  so 
opulently  filled  with  life,  lustre,  and 
power,  was  now  to  him  the  speck  in 
the  universe  that  it  is.  He  felt  that 
he  could  now  die,  and  die  willingly, 
— embrace  the  axe,  or  welcome  the 
bullet,  that  put  an  end  to  his  disas- 
trous experiment  of  existence,  and, 
offering  but  one  fond  and  mortal  re- 
gret to  the  memory  of  her  whom  he 
had  already  less  mingled  with  his 
human  hopes,  than  identified  with 
his  future  and  boundless  being,  re- 
joicingly feel  the  blow  that  dismiss- 
ed him  from  the  world. 

The  aide-de-camp  waited  in  vain 
for  an  answer.  Calaspo,  disturbed 
in  thoughts  that  now  seemed  to  him 
the  only  fitting  dwellers  of  the  mind, 
simply  waved  his  hand  to  him  to  re- 
tire. But  the  visitant  was  not  to  be 
so  repelled.  He  approached  the  pri- 
soner, and  leaning  down,  whispered 
in  his  ear  the  name  of  Spinola.  Ca- 
laspo started  from  the  ground  at  the 
word.  Spinola  himself  stood  before 
him.  His  explanation  was  brief,  but 
sufficient.  "  I  had  done  you  wrong, 
Calaspo,"  said  he,  "  and  I  had  found 
it  out  only  when  it  was  too  late.  The 
Austrian  coxcomb  whom  you  wound- 
ed has  since  acknowledged  the  truth, 
and  I  find  that  you  behaved  like  a 
man  of  sense  and  honour.  I  had  done 
you  wrong,  too,  in  the  charge  of  your 
having  led  those  French  brigands  to 
the  castle ;  and  I  have  now  come  to 
save  you  from  the  consequences  of 
my  unjust  judgment.  The  command- 
ant's aide-de-camp  has  been  indebted 
to  me  for  some  early  favours,  which 
he  now  returns  by  giving  me  this 
disguise.  I  have  ventured  into  the 
fortress  to  save  you.  You  have  no- 
thing more  to  do  than  to  throw  this 
cloak  over  you,  and  follow  me." 

Light  and  life  flashed  in  the  dark 
eyes  of  the  Italian  at  the  word.  He 
sprung  from  the  ground,  kissed  his 
benefactor's  hand,  threw  on  the  mi- 
litary cloak,  and  followed.  The  gates 
of  the  dungeon  were  passed, — the 
gates  of  the  citadel  were  closed  be- 
hind the  prisoner  and  his  friend.  The 
gates  of  the  fortress  were  opened  for 
the  passage  of  "  M.  PAide-de-camp 
of  M.  le  General  Caftorelli,  Com- 
mandant de  la  Place  de  Barcelo- 
nette  j"  and  Calaspo's  heart  beat 


[June, 

high  with  the  thoughts  of  being  once 
more  among  the  valleys  and  moun- 
tains, free  and  vigorous  as  one  of 
their  own  eagles,  when  a  troop  of 
cavalry  arriving,  as  the  escort  of 
General  Desaix,  stopped  up  the  en- 
trance. The  Frenchman's  eye  fell 
upon  Spinola.  Nothing  could  be 
more  unlucky,  for  Desaix  had  been 
well  acquainted  with  his  person  in 
the  Parisian  embassy.  An  enquiry 
followed.  The  protector  and  the 
protected  were,  of  course,  put  un- 
der arrest  ;  and  Calaspo  had  the 
agony  of  heart  to  hear  the  order 
issued  for  Spinola's  being  shot  as  a 
spy,  at  the  same  time  with  himself, 
who  was  now  charged  with  the  va- 
rious offences  of  spy,  traitor,  and 
deserter.  They  were  thrown  into 
the  same  cell  for  the  few  hours  that 
were  to  interpose  between  them  and 
the  future  world.  Their  conference 
was  solemn,  but  calm.  Those  were 
hours  when  mystery  is  no  more,  and 
Calaspo  revealed  the  secret  of  his 
wild  and  lonely  life.  He  was  the 
only  surviving  branch  of  a  noble  tree, 
the  Counts  Ottaviani  of  the  Val  di 
Noto.  The  Sicilian  viceroys,  jealous 
of  their  influence  in  the  island,  had 
denounced  them  to  the  court ;  and 
Neapolitan  cruelty,  always  the  link 
of  Neapolitan  fear,  had  thrown  the 
last  ancestor  of  Calaspo  into  the  dun- 
geons of  St  Elmo,  where  he  expired. 
His  son  had  been  conveyed  away  an 
infant  by  some  friends  of  his  house ; 
and  in  the  confiscation  of  the  family 
estates,  and  in  the  proscription  of  the 
family  name,  he  had  disdained  to  re- 
turn under  a  government  of  injustice 
and  ingratitude. 

The  mountains  of  the  north,  which 
had  sheltered  his  infancy,  became 
the  dwelling  of  his  manhood.  "  He 
had  lived  a  wild  man,  and  a  wild 
man  he  would  have  died,  but  for 
the  accidental  rencontre  with  the 
Marquis  Spinola  on  the  night  of  the 
tempest;  there  a  finer  feeling  was 
infused  into  his  nature,  and  in  the 
impulse  of  that  feeling,  to  enjoy  the 
presence  of  one  dearer  to  him  than 
life  itself,  he  had  stooped  to  the  will- 
ing obscurity,  which  alone  could 
have  secured  to  a  broken  and  an  ex- 
iled man  the  happiness  of  her  pre- 
sence. But  all  was  now  over.  He 
had  never  offended  her  ear  with  his 
feelings,  and  he  must  expire,  with 
the  added  misery  of  soul,  of  having 


Calaspo,  the  Republican. 


1832.] 

dragged  down  with  him  the  noble 
parent,  whose  loss  to  her  the  world 
could  not  repay."  The  confession 
was  made,  and  the  voice  that  made 
it  had  sunk  into  sighs  and  silence, 
when  Calaspo,  to  his  surprise,  felt 
his  hand  clasped  by  the  old  man,  and 
heard  himself  pronounced  to  be — 
the  very  son  whom  he  would  have 
desired;  the  man  whom,  under  the 
princely  roof  of  the  Ottaviani,  he  had 
united  in  their  cradles  to  his  Me- 
lanie ;  the  descendant  of  his  first  and 
fastest  friend,  whom  he  had  sought 
in  every  part  of  Europe,  and  whom, 
if  they  were  but  set  free,  he  would 
wed  to  his  daughter  at  the  moment, 
in  spite  of  fate  or  fortune.—"  But 
where  are  we  now  ?"  murmured  Ca- 
laspo.— "  Where  are  we  now?"  echo- 
ed Spinola. 

A  low  sound,  like  distant  thunder, 
or  the  fire  of  artillery,  followed  the 
words,  as  if  prolonging  them  through 
the  earth  and  air.  The  bells  in  all 
the  churches  began  suddenly  to  ring. 
The  cell  was  instantly  darkened.  Cries 
arose  on  every  side  in  the  prison. 
Muskets  were  heard;  the  garrison 
were  evidently  alarmed,  and  all  was  in 
tumult  and  terror.  The  earthquake  of 
1796  is  still  remembered  in  the  Pied- 
montoise.  It  tore  up  hills,  scattered 
forests,  and  filled  valleys.  Castles 
were  laid  in  ruins,  where  they  lie  in 
ruins  to  this  day.  The  whole  moun- 
tain country  was  heaved  from  its 
foundations.  Barcelonette  shared 
the  fate  of  Fort  Dauphin,  Saluces, 
and  a  hundred  towns  and  villages. 
The  citadel  was  shaken  like  a  basket 
of  osiers  on  a  mountain  lake.  The 
solid  walls  cracked  and  tore  up  like 
paper.  Calaspo  and  Spiriola  saw 
their  dungeon  split  from  top  to  bot- 
tom, and  the  remnant  of  the  fortress 
rolling  down  the  hill  like  a  stream  of 
water.  All  was  darkness,  dissonance, 
confusion,  and  cries  of  agony  and 
horror.  But  what  was  death  to 
others,  to  the  prisoners  was  freedom. 
Calaspo  sprang  through  the  ruins, 
bearing  the  less  active  Marquis 
along  with  him;  they  reached  the 
bank  of  one  of  the  small  rivers  of  the 
country.  The  Valita  had  been  a  run- 
ning streamlet  the  day  before,  it  was 
now  a  cataract,  roaring  and  rushing 
down,  loaded  with  the  wrecks  of  the 
forest  along  its  side.  Calaspo  urged 
his  companion  to  plunge  in,  but  the 


943 

attempt  could  be  scarcely  less  than 
death.  Spinola  paused  for  a  mo- 
ment, to  discover  a  safer  passage. 
But  that  moment  was  fatal ;  a  shower 
of  balls  from  one  of  the  French 
pickets,  tore  up  the  ground  at  their 
feet.  Calaspo  fell,  desperately 
wounded,  and  saw  no  more. 

In  1797,  two  years  after  Bonaparte 
had  beaten  the  Austrians  from  the 
whole  of  the  Piedmontoise,  and 
was  under  the  walls  of  Milan,  his 
triumphal  entry  was  the  most  mag- 
nificent display  that  the  citizens  had 
ever  witnessed  ;  and  in  testimony  of 
their  rejoicing,  they  resolved  that  a 
day's  food  should  be  distributed  to 
all  prisoners  who  sent  for  it  to  the 
Town-hall.  Among  those  who  at- 
tended there,  was  one  young  female, 
attired  in  the  very  relics  of  penury, 
yet  with  a  look  of  such  peculiar  dig- 
nity and  loveliness,  that  the  guards 
instinctively  made  way  for  her  to  the 
place  of  distribution.  The  report  of 
her  loveliness  reached  the  ears  of 
the  French  officers,  and  they  came 
crowding  out  to  see  this  perfection 
of  Italian  beauty. 

She  passed  along,  fully  sustaining 
all  that  fame  had  said  of  her  face  and 
form.  But  an  outcry  was  suddenly 
heard,  a  confusion  was  evident 
among  the  officers;  and  the  Gene- 
ral commanding  the  brigade  was 
seen,  to  the  universal  astonishment, 
rushing  through  the  crowd,  and 
kneeling  before  the  fair  stranger. 
She  scarcely  could  recognise  in  the 
plumes  and  showy  uniform  of  the 
republican  staff,  the  wild  counte- 
nance of  the  mountaineer,  which, 
wild  as  it  was,  had  yet  first  taught  her 
to  love.  But  she  recognised  it  at 
last,  and  showed  her  memory  by 
fainting  in  his  arms. 

The  story  of  both  was  one  of  a  few 
words.  Calaspo  had  been  found  on 
the  bank  where  he  fell ;  on  his  re- 
covery he  had  been  offered  service 
in  the  French  army.  Napoleon  ob- 
served his  talents,  and  raised  him  ra- 
pidly, until  he  had  made  him  a  ge- 
neral. Spinola,  too,  had  been  taken, 
but  by  the  Austrians,  been  thrown 
into  a  dungeon,  and  had  lived  on  the 
industry  of  his  incomparable  daugh- 
ter. But  the  storms  were  now  past 
— the  sunshine  had  come,  and  their 
sky  was  clouded  no  more. 


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The  Hour  of  Fortune. 


THE  HOUR  OF  FORTUNE. 


IN  THREE  NICKS. 


METHOUGHT  I  was  present  with 
Quevedo  when  he  paid  one  of  his 
visits  to  Elysium.  Jove  seemed  to 
be  in  a  most  towering  passion,  and 
grumbled  and  growled  amazingly ; 
interlarding  his  discourse  with  sun- 
dry expletives,  not  fit  to  be  mention- 
ed to  ears  polite.  Many  of  the  Im- 
mortals came  running  up  to  ascer- 
tain the  cause  of  his  indignation. 
Apollo,  with  a  flaming  crown  upon 
his  head,  made  of  highly  burnished 
brass,  rose  from  a  table  where  he  had 
been  puzzling  for  a  rhyme,  and  ap- 
proached with  the  pen  still  in  his  hand ; 
Bacchus  was  disturbed  at  his  fifteenth 
tumbler,  and  resigned  the  whisky 
bottle  with  a  sigh.  The  ladies,  too, 
drew  near  in  a  state  of  great  agita- 
tion. Venus  came  first,  wondering 
what  could  have  put  her  father 
into  such  a  rage,  and  hiding  a 
billet-doux  she  had  just  received 
from  Mars.  That  gallant  deity  also 
approached,  dressed  like  a  captain 
in  the  yeomanry  ;  and  while  all  the 
rest  stood  in  silence,  wondering  at 
Jupiter's  exclamations,  he  looked  as 
bold  as  a  bully  after  a  beating,  and 
said,  "  How  now,  governor  !  what's 
the  meaning  of  all  this  ?  What  mare's 
nest  have  you  discovered  now?" 
Jupiter  who,  by  the  by,  very  need- 
lessly, as  I  thought,  held  a  flaming 
thunderbolt  in  his  hand,  though  it  was 
now  the  height  of  summer,  frowned 
upon  his  impertinent  questioner,  and 
said,  "  Hold  your  tongue,  you  bab- 
bling Bobadil,  or  Til  crack  your 
skull  with  this  thunderbolt.  Send 
little  Mercury  here,  some  of  you." 
In  a  moment  Mercury  was  at  his 
side,  dressed  in  the  Olympian  livery, 
sky-blue,  turned  up  with  sable,  as 
tidy  a  sort  of  footman  as  ever  I 
saw,  and  bowing,  waited  his  mas- 
ter's command.  "  Go,"  said  Ju- 
piter, "  and  bring  that  infernal  old 
jade  Fortune  here,  as  fast  as  you 
can ;  and  don't  stay  tippling  in  the 
pothouses  by  the  way,  or  making 
love  to  the  bar- maids."  In  an  in- 
stant the  shoulder-knots  expanded 
into  wings,  the  gold-headed  cane 
changed  into  a  caduceus,  and  the 
clocks  in  his  stockings  sprang  out 


into  well-feathered  pinions  ;  and  be- 
fore you  could  see  that  he  was  gone, 
he  was  back  again,  dragging  an  old- 
looking  woman  by  the  ear,  who  squall- 
ed terribly  under  the  operation,  and 
uttered  many  complaints  against  him 
for  his  roughness.  She  rolled  in 
upon  a  curious  sort  of  wheel,  round 
which  an  innumerable  multitude  of 
strings  were  twisted  in  all  possible 
directions ;  and  she  was  attended  by 
a  tall  strapping-looking  woman  as 
her  servant.  This  domestic  was  al- 
most bald,  except  that  there  was  one 
lock  of  rich  glossy  hair  hanging  over 
her  brow  j  and  the  story  went,  that 
whoever  could  lay  hold  of  that  lock, 
had  not  only  h  er,  but  her  mistress  also, 
entirely  in  their  power.  The  maid's 
name  was  Opportunity.  I  had  scarce- 
ly time  to  make  these  remarks,  when 
Jupiter,  in  a  voice  of  thunder,  ex- 
claimed, "  So,  madam !  you  are  here 
at  last.  I  have  fifty  complaints  sent 
up  to  me  every  day,  that  you  neglect 
your  duty,  and,  what  is  worse,  they 
cast  all  the  blame  of  your  negligence 
upon  me.  Now,  that's  what  I  won't 
stand — it  would  wear  out  the  pa- 
tience of  Job."  Upon  this  the  old 
lady  cast  an  angry  look  on  her  at- 
tendant, and  said,  "  How  is  this,  you 
good-for-nothing  baggage  ?  Is  it  for 
this  that  I  pay  you  such  wages,  and 
feed  you  so  well ;  that  I  should  be 
snubbed  before  company  after  this 
fashion  ?"  Then  turning  to  Jupiter, 
who  had  laid  down  the  thunderbolt 
by  accident,  on  his  neighbour  Apol- 
lo's lap,  and  almost  burnt  up  the  thin 
nankeen  breeches  in  which  he  was 
drest,  she  said,  "  Indeed,  indeed, 
sir,  it  is  none  of  my  fault.  I  go  my 
rounds,  and  keep  my  eyes  about  me, 
as  well  as  I  am  able ;  but  if  people 
won't  take  the  trouble  to  tell  me 
what  they  want,  or  even  to  give 

their  cards  to  my  servant  here" 

"  Yes,  indeed,"  interrupted  the  dam- 
sel thus  referred  to,  "  if  gemmen 
won't  mind  us  poor  servants,  and 
give  us  a  small  token  now  and  then, 
I  wonder  how  we  are  to  get  on,  on 
the  wages  we  get." — "  Ah,  certain- 
ly," said  Mars,  who  had  been  a  sad 
gallant  in  his  time,  "  I  always  found 


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in  my  young  days  that  a  tip  to  the 
Avaiting-maid  was  the  surest  way  to 
the  heart  of  the  mistress  ;  and  so,  as 
I  was  saying,  my  pretty  maid,  here's 
half-a-crown  for  you,  to  help  to'buy" 

"  Paws  off,  Pompey,"  cried  the 

maid,  "  and  keep  the  half-crown  to 
bribe  the  next  blacksmith. — Isn't  that 
master  Vulcan  I  see  limping  this  way 
with  a  net  in  his  hand  ?"  The  gentle- 
man slipt  back  to  his  place  as  quickly 
as  he  could,  while  even  Jupiter  could 
scarcely  help  laughing  at  his  crest- 
fallen appearance ;  however,  putting 
on  a  terrible  frown,  he  continued— 
"  I  don't  care  how  it  has  happen- 
ed; but  by  the  Lord  Harry,  if  it  ever 
takes  place  again — if  I  hear  any  more 
complaints  made  against  your  admi- 
nistration, I'll  turn  you  out  of  office 
in  a  twinkling,  and  give  the  seals  to 
the  Opposition." 
Terrified  by  this  threat,  the  old 


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945 

lady  promised  the  strictest  attention, 
and  said,  "  Ladies  and  Gentlemen, 
if  you  will  wait  for  a  short  time,  you 
shall  see  some  wonderful  sights. 
What's  o'clock  just  now  ?"  Half-a- 
dozen  watches  were  pulled  out  in  an 
instant,  but  no  two  of  them  were 
precisely  agreed.  However,  Apollo, 
whose  time-keeper  goes  on  a  dia- 
mond, assured  her  it  was  exactly  a 
quarter  to  six.  "  Wait,  then,  just  fif- 
teen minutes,and  whenever  your  jolly 
countenance  makes  every  dial-plate 
point  to  six  o'clock,  you  shall  see  the 
sports  begin.  High  and  low,  rich  and 
poor,  every  man,  woman,  and  child, 
shall,  for  once  at  least,  have  what  they 
deserve"  Saying  this,  she  tumbled 
off  upon  her  wheel,  creaking  and 
crackling  as  if  it  had  not  been  greased 
for  a  century,  and  going  at  such  a 
rate,  that  she  was  out  of  sight  in  a 
moment. 


NICK  THE  FIRST. 


"  We  have  still  a  home,  my  Emily, 
though  it  is  a  poor  one,"  said  Ernest 
Darley  to  his  beautiful  young  wife, 
the  first  day  they  took  possession  of 
their  lodgings  in  a  humble  alley  in 
London.  "  I  little  thought,  when  we 
used  to  wander  in  the  old  woods  at 
Balston,  that  I  should  take  you  to 
such  a  miserable  abode  as  this." 

"  I  am  happier  here,  dear  Ernest, 
than  in  the  woods  of  Balston." 

"  Now,  by  heavens,  it  makes  me 
angry  to  see  you  happy  !  I  believe 
you  would  continue  to  smile  and  be 
contented  if  we  were  in  jail." 

"  If  we  were  in  jail  together,  Er- 
nest." 

"  Ah !  bless  you,  my  own  dearest. 
Fortune  cannot  continue  to  frown 
on  so  much  goodness." 

«  The  Christian  calls  Fortune  by  a 
different  name.  He  calls  it  Provi- 
dence." 

"  Well,  providence,  fortune,  fate, 
chance,  or  whatever  other  name  it 
rejoices  in,  cannot  surely  persecute 
us  for  ever.  We  are  guilty  of  no 
fault." 

"  We  married  against  your  uncle's 
will.  He  spurned  us  from  the  mo- 
ment we  were  united.  He  must  have 
some  reason  surely  for  his  detesta- 
tion of  me." 

"  What  reason  can  any  one  have 
to  detest  you  ?  You  were  poor — had 


he  not  told  me  over  and  over  again 
that  he  did  not  care  for  wealth  in 
the  object  of  my  choice  ?  You  were 
young,  beautiful,  accomplished,  rny 
equafin  birth — it  can't  be — it  can't 
be  !  I  tell  you  it  must  be  something 
that  I  have  done  which  makes  him 
so  enraged." 

"  Ana*  what  have  you  done,  Ernest, 
that  can  make  him  your  enemy?  You 
bore  with  all  his  humours  and  capri- 
ces ;  you  were  affectionate  to  him  as 
a  son ;  he  loved  you  better  than  any 
thing  else  upon  earth.  How  kind  he 
was  to  you  in  your  youth,  and  how 
well  you  deserved  his  kindness ! 
No,  no,  it  is  me  he  persecutes — me 
he  hates." 

"  Then  may  the  God  of", 

"  Hush  !  hush  !  dear  Ernest.  He 
may  yet  relent." 

"  Relent!  Ha,  ha!  Sir  Edward 
Darley  relent !  I  tell  you  he  makes 
it  one  of  his  boasts,  that  he  never 
forgave,  and  never  will  forgive,  even 
an  imaginary  offence.  Relent !  I  tell 
you,  he  is  of  that  stubborn,  obstinate 
nature,  the  feeling  of  repentance  is 
unknown  to  him." 

"  Try  him,  dear  Ernest;  he  can- 
not be  so  immovable.  Ask  him  in 
what  we  have  offended  him,  and  tell 
him  we  are  anxious  to  atone  for  our 
offence." 

"  Have  I  not  written  to  him  ?— 


946 

Have  I  not  begged  an  interview,  in 
terms  which  I  never  thought  I  should 
have  meanness  enough  to  address  to 
mortal  man  ?  Have  I  not  besought 
him  at  least  to  inform  me  what  I 
have  done  to  draw  down  his  indig- 
nation, and  has  he  ever  even  deign- 
ed to  send  an  answer  ?  I  have  left 
our  address  here  with  his  scoun- 
drelly attorney,  in  case  he  should  con- 
descend to  favour  me  with  a  reply." 

At  this  moment  a  knock  was  heard 
at  the  door,  and  in  answer  to  the 
"  Come  in"  of  Mr  Darley,  a  lawyer's 
clerk  presented  himself,  and  with  no 
very  respectful  demeanour,  held  out 
a  letter. 

"  A  letter  ?  From  whom  ?" 

"  From  Mr  Clutchem.  Does  it 
wait  an  answer  ?" 

Ernest  hurriedly  glanced  it  over. 

"  No.  There— there,"  he  said,  as 
soon  as  they  were  again  alone.  "  Re- 
lent, indeed !  Read  it." 

Emily  took  the  letter  and  read. 

"  Sir,  I  am  desired  by  Sir  Edward 
Darley,  Bart.,  to  inform  you,  that  no 
begging  letters  will  be  received ;  and 
farther,  I  am  desired  to  inform  you, 
that  Sir  Edward  Darley  holds  ac- 
knowledgments from  you  for  the 
sum  of  L.3400,  advanced  to  you  while 
at  Oxford.  Measures  will  be  taken 
to  exact  payment  of  the  full  amount 
forthwith.  Your  obedient  servant, 
"  SEMON  CLUTCHEM." 

"  Then  we  are  indeed  entirely 
ruined  !"  said  Emily,  with  a  sigh. 

"  Do  you  doubt  it  ?  so  we  have 
been  any  day  these  three  months." 

"  But  can  he  really  claim  that 
money  ?" 

"  I  suppose  so.  He  always  took 
my  acknowledgments  for  the  amount 
of  my  year's  allowance,  solely,  he 
said,  to  enable  him  to  keep  his  books. 
As  he  had  always  taught  me  to  con- 
sider myself  his  heir,  I  never  thought 
he  would  produce  them  against  me  ; 
but  stay,  have  you  looked  on  the 
other  page  of  the  note  ?" 

"  P.S.  I  am  farther  requested  to 
beg  your  presence  to-day,  at  half 
past  five,  to  be  witness  to  an  import- 
ant deed." 

At  the  appointed  hour  Ernest  was 
punctually  at  Mr  Clutchem's  office. 
There,  sitting  in  an  easy  chair,  to  his 
great  surprise  he  saw  his  uncle. 
He  approached  with  a  gush  of  old 
feelings  at  his  heart,  but  the  baronet 
fiercely  ordered  him  back, 


The  Hour  of  Fortune. 


June, 


"  Stand  there,"  he  said,  "  till  I  tell 
you  the  reason  for  which  I  have  sum- 
moned you  here  to-day.  You  recol- 
lect the  old  long-tailed  pony  you 
rode  when  you  were  a  little  boy  at 
school,  which  I  turned  out  for  life  at 
your  request  ?'' 

"  I  do,"  said  Ernest,  wondering  to 
what  this  address  tended. 

"  I  had  him  shot  the  day  before 
yesterday.  Your  dogs  ?  you  no  doubt 
recollect  them  well !  Bruno,  and 
Ponto,  and  Ccesar— and  the  old  New- 
foundland that  brought  Miss  Meri- 
vale — I  beg  your  pardon,  Mrs  Ernest 
Darley,  your  amiable  wife,  out  of  the 
lake,  when  your  awkwardness  upset 
the  boat  ?" 

"  I  do— the  faithful  affectionate 
creature." 

"  I  hanged  them  all  at  the  same 
time.— You  recollect  Abraham  An- 
drews whom  you  installed  in  the 
fancy  cottage  in  the  park,  and  his 
mother,  and  his  family,  that  you  were 
so  much  interested  in  ?  They  have 
left  the  cottage ;  they  have  been  pau- 
pers on  the  parish  for  some  time." 

"  Sir  !"  cried  Ernest,  "  if  you  only 
summoned  me  here  to  listen  to  the 
recital  of  such  infamous,  inhuman" — 

"  Spare  your  heroics,  young  man, 
you  will  listen  to  something  more 
before  we  part.  But  come,  we're 
wasting  time.  Now  hear  me.  You 
married  that  girl.  You  asked  no  leave 
of  me.  Do  you  know,  sir,  who  her 
mother  was — who  her  father  was, — 
and  do  you  know,  sir,  what  reason  I 
have  to  hate  them  ?  Answer  me  that, 
sir." 

"  Her  father  and  mother  have  long 
been  dead,  sir.  I  never  knew  any 
cause  you  could  have  to  dislike 
them." 

"  Dislike ! — use  better  words,  sir. 
Say  hate — detest — abhor  them.  Oh ! 
you  did  not! — you  ought  to  have 
asked,  sir — you  would  have  known 
that  the  mother  ruined  my  happiness 
— that  the  father  attempted  to  take 
my  life — that  I  loved  her,  sir — fierce- 
ly— truly — and  that  she  taught  me  to 
believe  that  she  returned  my  love ; — 
till — till  it  suited  her  purposes,  and 
she  proved  herself  a" 

"  Stay,  sir.  I  will  hear  no  such 
language  applied  to  the  mother  of 
my  wife." 

"  Your  wife !  Oh,  is  she  your  wife, 
sir  ?  and  has  her  equipages,  no  doubt, 
and  her  country  house,  and  her  town 


1832.] 


The  Hour  of  Fortune. 


house — your  lady  wife,  sir — and  her 
mother  was" 

"  I  shall  stay  here  no  longer,  sir." 

"  Wait,  wait!— Mr  Clutchem,is  the 
deed  all  properly  prepared  ?  worded 
so  that  the  law  can  find  no  flaws 
in't  ?" 

"  It  is,  Sir  Edward." 
"  Then  give  me  a  pen,  Mr  Clutchem, 
it  wants  but  my  signature  to  make  it 
efficient. 

"  This  deed,  Mr  Ernest  Darley,  is 
my  will — by  which  I  bestow  irrevo- 
cably, land,  houses,  money,  goods, 
mortgages,  &c.  &c.,  on  certain  chari- 
ties, for  which  I  care  nothing,  sir, 
but  that  I  know  my  bequest  will  be 
less  beneficial,  so  applied,  than  by 
any  other  means;  and  I  leave  you, 
sir,  and  your  inestimable  wife,  the 
baronetcy — oh !  I  would  not  have 
you  deprived  of  that! — and  a  jail, 
sir ;  and  here,  sir,  I  have  called  you 
to  be  a  witness.  The  ink,  the  ink, 
Mr  Clutchem,"  he  continued,  and 
held  out  the  pen  to  dip  it  in  the  ink- 
stand, keeping  his  eye  still  savagely 


947 

fixed  on  his  unfortunate  nephew. 
The  clock  struck  six— a  sudden  light 
flashed  into  the  room— and  Ernest 
thought  he  heard,  for  one  moment, 
the  creaking  of  a  wheel. 

The  Baronet's  hand  continued  in 
the  same  position — his  eye  still  gla- 
red upon  the  countenance  of  his  ne- 
phew, and  dead  silence  reigned  in 
the  room.  At  last  Mr  Clutchem  ad- 
vanced— "  How's  this  ?  bless  me  ! 
Sir  Edward  is  quite  cold.  Help, there 
— run  for  Sir  Astley.  Ah  !  the  pas- 
sion was  too  much  for  him — gone  off 
in  a  fit.  Dead  as  an  unsigned  parch- 
ment.—Sir  Ernest,  I  shall  be  happy, 
sir,  to  continue  in  the  service  of  the 
family.  The  rent-roll  is  in  my  desk, 
sir — fourteen  thousand  a  year.  How 
would  you  like  the  funeral  conduct- 
ed ?  Quite  private,  of  course.  Ho- 
nour me  by  accepting  the  loan  of 
this  two  thousand  pounds  for  your 
immediate  expenses.  I  wish  you 
long  life,  Sir  Ernest,  and  joy  of  your 
title,  Sir  Ernest.  Sir  Edward  shall 
be  carefully  buried  this-day-week." 


NICK  THE  SECOND. 


"  DOWN  the  road,— down  the  road, 
— ya!  hip!  there  goes  the  bang-up 
tippers! — that  'ere  in  the  snowy  Ben- 
jamin is  Jem  Larkins,  as  drives  the 
Funny  Woman,  all  the  way  from 
Cheltenham,  thirteen  mile  an  hour." 

"  Oh !  a  rare  fight  it  will  be,  von't 
it,  Jem  ?" 

"  Veil,  I'm  blow'd  if  that  ben't  a 
turn  out,  however.  Who  is  them 
coves  in  the  brishky  ?" 

"  Oh,  them's  the  backers;  that 
'ere  on  the  near  side  is  Sir  Philip 
Pudgil,  and  this  here  on  the  far  side 
is  the  Honourable  Mr  Augustus 
Scamp.  Sir  Philip  backs  Bill  for  a 
couple  o'  hundreds." 

The  two  gentlemen  thus  described 
by  the  hostler  of  the  Queen's  Head, 
proceeded  rapidly  on  their  way  to 
Hurly  Bottom,  where  a  grand  pugi- 
listic contest  was  appointed  to  take 
place.  Their  conversation  on  the 
road  was  brief,  as  both  seemed  to 
prefer  their  private  cogitations  to  the 
interchange  of  speech.  When  they 
drew  near  the  place  of  contest,  they 
began  to  look  out  with  considerable 
anxiety  for  their  respective  men. 
The  crowd  collected  was  immense ; 
but  leaving  their  carriage,  they  had 
no  great  difficulty  in  making  their 
VOL,  XXXI.  NO.  CXCV. 


way  to  the  little  alehouse  where  the 
combatants  remained  till  the  hour 
fixed  on  for  entering  the  ring.  Here 
the  gentlemen  separated,  Sir  Philip 
proceeding  to  the  apartment  of  Bill, 
and  Mr  Scamp  repairing  to  that  of 
the  other  combatant. 

"  I'll '  tell  you  what  it  is,  Tom," 
said  the  Honourable  Augustus,  when 
he foundhimself  alone  with  his  cham- 
pion, "  you  must  make  a  cross  of  it, 
and  lose." 

"  Why  so,  sir?  I've  posted  the 
blunt  on  my  own  side,  and  must  do 
my  best  to  win." 

"  Nonsense;  I'll  make  up  your 
losses — the  odds  are  six  to  four  on 
you.  I've  taken  them  all,  to  the  tune 
of  eight  thousand  pounds.  I'll  pay 
your  bets,  and  make  it  a  five  hundred 
screen  in  your  favour  besides." 

"  Oh,  as  to  that,  I  can  wap  Bill 
or  lose  to  him,  for  sartain, — but  are 
you  sure  he's  not  bought  to  lose 
too  ?— for,  if  so  be,  you  know  he  may 
give  in  the  first  blow,  and  we  must 
win  in  spite  of  ourselves." 

"  No  danger  of  that;  Sir  Philip's 
fresh  in  the  ring,  and  orders  him  to 
do  his  best.  Now,  he's  a  regular  glut- 
ton, so  you  may  give  him  as  much  as 
you  like  the  first  four  or  five  rounds, 
3  P 


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[June, 


and  take  as  much  as  he'll  give  you. 
You  had  better  sprain  your  wrist  in 
the  seventh  or  eighth  round,  when 
the  odds  have  risen  to  twelve  to  one, 
and  give  in  about  the  twelfth." 

"  Well,  sir,  I'm  always  ready  to  act 
as  the  gentleman  to  any  gentleman  as 
is  a  gentleman.  Can  I  have  the  five 
hundred  down,  sir?" 

"  No,  no,  Tom, — do  the  work  first, 
— you  and  I  know  each  other.  I'll 
give  you  no  chance  of  selling  me 
too.  But  come,  time's  up,— do  as  I 
say,  and  your  money's  safe." 

The  whole  cavalcade  now  went  up 
to  the  place  where  the  commissary- 
general  had  extended  the  ropes. 
Sir  Philip,  the  backer  of  the  opposite 
party,  dexterously  slipped  across, 
and  whispered  in  Tom's  ear, — "  Win 
the  battle,  Tom,  and  I  give  ye  half  a 
thousand." 

"  The  fool!"  whispered  our  friend 
Tom  to  his  bottleholder,  as  the  baro- 
net turned  away,  "  if  he  had  clapped 
on  another  hundred  I  would  have 
won  the  battle  in  ten  minutes." 

It  is  useless  to  describe  the  for- 
tunes of  the  fight.  The  odds  rose  to 
23  on  Tom;  Bill  to  all  appearance 
was  dead  beat,  when,  in  the  ninth 
round,  the  winning  man  dislocated 
his  wrist,  and,  after  taking  an  extra- 
ordinary quantity  of  punishment, 
and  losing  three  of  his  teeth,  went 


down,  and  was  deaf  to  the  call  of 
time.  Both  men  were  most  terribly 
bruised,  the  eyes  of  both  were  cut 
and  swelled  amazingly,  and  the  vic- 
tor and  vanquished  were  carried  off 
upon  shutters,  and  carefully  put  to 
bed.  Meanwhile  the  two  patrons 
of  the  ring  got  into  their  carriage 
once  more,  and  returned  quickly  to 
town.  They  agreed  to  dine  toge- 
ther that  day.  The  Honourable  Au- 
gustus Scamp  paid  over  the  two 
hundred  pounds  to  Sir  Philip,  and 
cursed  his  bad  luck  in  always  back- 
ing the  loser.  They  were  in  a  private 
room,  and  both  impatient  for  their 
dinner.  "  What  the  devil's  the  mat- 
ter with  Scott  to-day? — he's  gene- 
rally as  punctual  as  clock-work," 
said  Sir  Philip,  "  and  I  hear  six 
striking  in  the  coffee-room."  As  he 
said  these  words,  the  influence  of 
the  hour  began  ! — with  a  bolt,  and  a 
shock  of  inconceivable  pain,  his 
three  front  teeth  fell  on  the  floor — 
the  Honourable  Mr  Scamp's  eyes 
became  darkened — his  body  became 
a  mass  of  contusions — and  when  the 
waiter  opened  the  door  to  announce 
dinner,  he  found  the  two  gentlemen 
extended  on  the  floor,  writhing  in 
pain,  and  in  every  respect  punished 
and  bruised  the  same  as  their  two 
champions  in  the  morning. 


NICK  THE  THIRD. 


"And  this  young  man  you  talk 
of,  this  aristocratic  plebeian,  sir,  re- 
sides at  the  Western  Farm" 

"  He  does,  Mr  Froth,  and  I  don't 
at  all  like  his  appearance,  I  assure 
you." 

"  How  so  ? — I  thought  you  said  his 
appearance  was  very  prepossess- 
ing ?" 

"  Too  much  so,  I'm  afraid.  I  can't 
persuade  myself  he  is  the  rustic  in 
reality  he  pretends  to  be." 

"  Romance  for  a  thousand  ! — ah  ! 
what  a  lucky  dog  I  am  !  I  shall  go 
this  moment  and  make  his  acquaint- 
ance, hear  all  his  story,  add  a  few 
items  from  my  own  imagination,  and 
furbish  up  a  three-volume  novel  di- 
rectly, *  The  Sentimental  Unknown,' 
or  '  The  Rustic  in  the  Wilds'— a 
good  thought,  ain't  it,  sir  ?" 

"  I'm  no  judge,  Mr  Froth — but 
all  that  I  can  say  is,  I  don't  like  his 
rambling  so  much  in  my  park  ;  and 
I  rather  suspect  my.  daughter  Maria 


knows  more  about  him  than  we  do." 

"  Hem  ! — indeed  ! — that  makes  it 
a  different  matter ;  but  you  know, 
sir,  I  have  your  consent  j  as  to  the 
heart,  it  is  a  mere  trifle  in  these  mat- 
ters. Miss  Maria  shall  be  Mrs  Froth 
in  three  days  j — for,  a  word  in  your 
ear,  Sir  Timothy— I  think  I  shall 
make  a  bold  push  for  it,  and  carry 
her  off." 

"  Carry  her  off !  How,  sir !— carry 
off  my  own  daughter  when  you  have 
my  consent  to  marry  her  ?" 

"  Just  so.  I  hate  such  common- 
place marriages,  where  fiddling  old 
fellows  of  fathers  give  the  obedient 
couple  their  blessing,  and  every  thing 
is  carried  on  with  the  precision  and 
solemnity  of  a  funeral  !  No  ;  give 
me  the  runaway  match, — the  gallop- 
ing horses, — the  pursuit, — the  para- 
graph in  the  newspapers  !  Zounds  ! 
the  name  of  Froth  shall  make  some 
noise  in  the  world !" 

((  Mr  Froth— sir— what  do  you 


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The  Hour  of  Fortune. 


mean,  sir,  by  inculcating  such  doc- 
trine in  my  presence,  talking  disre- 
spectfully or  the  paternal  benedic- 
tion"  

"  I  beg  pardon — don't  get  into  a 
heat — 'tis  unpoetical" 

"  What  do  you  mean,  sir,  by  talk- 
ing to  me  about  poetical  ?" 

"'Tisunromantic,  sir— 'tis  absurd." 

"  Oh,  I  see— I  see.  Mr  Froth,  I 
certainly  promised  you  my  daugh- 
ter's hand ;  but,  sir,  this  is  not  the 
way  to  gain  it." — Exit. 

"  The  old  gentleman  seems  in  a 
rage  to-day ;  so  much  the  better  for 
my  work.  A  novel  never  takes  with- 
out a  choleric  old  gentleman.  But 
I  must  hie  me  to  the  Wester  Farm, 
and  hold  commune  with  this  rustic. 
In  the  meantime  I  shall  keep  my  eye 
on  Miss  Maria.  I  shall  hire  some 
simple  fellow  to  watch  her,  and  give 
me  notice  of  what  she  has  been  doing 
during  my  absence. — Here,  rustic — 
pastoral — clod !" 

"  Ees,  zur,  here  I  bees,"  said  the 
peasant  thus  addressed. 

"  'Tis  a  fine  day,  peasant. — Now, 
respond  to  my  interrogatories." 

"  Thank  ye,  zur— the  zame  to  you, 
zur." 

"  The  name  of  this  estate  ?" 

"  We  calls  un  Morland  Hall." 

"  Right.  Thou  art  of  an  acute 
understanding. — Knowest  thou  who 
resides  in  yonder  mansion  ?" 

"  Ees,  zur— it  be  old  Zur  Timothy, 
and  his  young  woman." 

"  Woman!  —  Aroint,  thou  unso- 
phisticate !  Elevate  thy  plebeian  un- 
derstanding to  the  empyrean  heights 
of  Apocalyptic  glory,  and  call  her 
angel." 

"  Ees,  zur." 

"  Well,  now,  this  is  my  command 
to  thee — keep  strict  watch  here  in 
my  absence,  and  on  no  account  per- 
mit the  beautiful  Miss  Maria  Mor- 
land, to  whom  I  ana  going  to  be  mar- 
ried shortly — you  need  not  jump  so, 
but  listen  to  what  I  say — on  no  ac- 
count, I  say,  allow  her  to  go  towards 
the  Wester  Farm.  There  is  some 
scoundrel  hiding  himself  there,whom 
I  suspect  to  be  some  lover  or  other 
she  must  have  met  with  at  her  aunt's 
in  Leicestershire.  I  am  going  to  find 
out  his  disguise,  and  lull  his  watch- 
fulness to  rest, — for  this  very  even- 
ing I  have  ordered  my  carriage  to  the 
corner  of  the  hazel  copse  to  carry 
her  off." 

"  Ees,  zur— surely," 


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"  So  now  be  watchful,  and  silver 

coin  shall  chink  in  each  pocket" 

Exit. 

«  To-night !— this  very  night  1  Oh, 
my  Maria,  is  this  your  constancy — 
after  all  the  protestations  you  have 
made  to  me,  to  elope  with  such  a 
paltry,  contemptible  blockhead !  But 
how  lucky  he  told  me  of  their  plans  ! 
I'll  disconcert  them. — Ha  !  Maria 
herself,  coming  this  way.  Who 
would  believe  that  falsehood  could 
dwell  with  so  much  beauty  ?" 

"  Rawdon,  dear  Rawdon,  I  have 
only  this  moment  been  able  to  escape 
—What !  you  don't  seem  glad  to 
see  me." 

"  You  talk  of  making  your  escape, 
Miss  Morland, — you  are  an  adept  at 
making  an  escape." 

"  What  mean  you  ?  Have  I  done 
any  thing  to  offend  you  ?" 

"  Mr  Froth,  madam,  has  this  mo- 
ment informed  me  of  your  projected 
elopement  this  evening." 

"  Elopement ! — this  evening — you 
are  dreaming." 

"  I  was  not  dreaming  when  I  heard 
the  conceited  fool  declare  he  was  to 
carry  you  off  to-night ;  that  his  car- 
riage was  to  be  at  the  door — and  that 
he  was  to  marry  you  immediately." 

"  Ha !  ha ! — it  is  only  some  con- 
temptible invention  of  my  miserable 
admirer — Elope  with  him  !  no,  never 
with  him." 

"  Is  it  with  any  one  else,  then  ?  I 
may  have  misunderstood." 

"  With  any  one  else  ?  Why,  how 
should  I  know?  no  one  else  has  asked 
me." 

"  Eh  ?  what  ?  Fool,  fool  that  I  have 
been  all  this  time !  Forgive  me,  dear- 
est Maria, — but  I  am  worried  past 
endurance  by  the  concealment  which 
you  yourself  recommended;  why 
not  let  me  reveal  my  name  and  rank 
at  once  to  your  father,  and  claim"' — 

"  Oh,  he  can't  hear  of  it !  I  tell 
you  he  is  under  a  solemn  obligation 
to  give  Mr  Froth  his  vote  and  inte- 
rest for  my  hand ;  but — but"— 

"  But  what,  my  angel  ?  Speak  on." 

"  But— if— you  know— if  I  were 
fairly  marr— I  mean  if— you  know- 
why,  how  slow  you  are,  Rawdon  !" 

"  Slow ! — never  was  such  an  an- 
gelic, dear,  delightful — we'll  elope 
before  them;  Froth  may  elope  by 
himself,  if  he  likes.  We'll  be  off  this 
very  day — this  very  hour — but,  con- 
found my  ill-luck,  I  left  my  carriage 
twenty  miles  off,  at  the  Falcon." 


The  Hour  of  Fortune. 


950 

"  Ah!  how  unfortunate  \  could  you 
not  have  brought  your  carriage  to 
the  farm  ?" 

"  With  these  clothes  ?  in  this  dis- 
guise, Maria?" 

"  No  ;  I  see  it  was  impossible. 
Hush,  here's  Mr  Froth." 

"  Ha !  Bumpkin,  still  here  ?  that's 
right,  my  boy,  there's  a  crown  for 
you — abscond,  but  wait  at  a  little 
distance;  I  shall  discourse  with  thee 
anon.  Your  admirer,  Miss  Morland, 
at  the  farm,  is  one  of  the  cleverest 
fellows  in  England." 

"  My  admirer  at  the  farm,  Mr 
Froth !  you  surprise  me." 

"  I  knew  I  should ;  I  always  like 
to  surprise  the  ladies.  But  positively 
he's  a  capital  hit ;  he'll  carry  through 
the  third  volume  swimmingly ;  such 
a  power  of  face ;  such  a  twang ;  and 
such  matchless  impudence  in  deny- 
ing that  he  was  anything  but  what  he 
seemed.  I  told  him  I  knew  it  all ; 
that  he  was  a  gentleman ;  that  he  was 
in  love  with  you,  and  to  all  that  I 
said,  he  only  opened  his  great  saucer 
eyes  and  said,  *  Zurely,  zurely,  zur.' 
Oh,  'twas  infinitely  provocative  of 
cachinnation !" 

"  It  must  have  been  very  amusing 
to  hear  a  Devonshire  peasant  talk  in 
the  patois  of  his  county." 

"  Exactly — Very  amusing.  But  it 
was  not  a  peasant,  Miss  Maria ;  no, 
no ;  it  was  the  acting  I  admired ;  it 
was  a  gentleman,  Miss  Maria ;  and  a 
friend  of  yours,  too.  But  we'll  trick 
him  ;  your  father  is  in  favour  of  my 
claims  upon  your  hand ;  but  it  is  an 
exceedingly  prosaic  way  of  being 
married.  Don't  you  think  so  ?" 

«  Very." 

"  And  you  would  prefer  a  more 
spirited  match  ?" 

"  Yes." 

"  An  elopement  ?" 

"  Perhaps" 

"  Capital !  thank  ye,  thank  ye — 
'twill  be  an  admirable  incident  to- 
wards the  conclusion." 

"  What,  sir  ?" 

"  Why,  the  elopement  to  be  sure, 
and  the  disappointment  of  the  suitor, 
who  is  no  doubt  quite  confident  of 
success — won't  it  be  capital  V" 

«  Yes." 

"  How  like  a  fool  he'll  look  when 
he  finds  his  angel  gone  off  with  an- 
other— won't  he  ?" 

"  Yes — very." 

"  Well—but  let  us  arrange  it.  My 
carriage  shall  be  at  the  hazel  copse 


[June, 


at  half-past  five — get  all  your  things 
into  it — slip  quietly  out  yourself — 
four  admirable  posters — pistols  in 
the  pockets.  I  have  already  put  a 
purse  under  the  seat,  to  pay  as  we 
go  along.  Ha!  that's  your  sort! — 
you'll  do  it  ?" 

"  Perhaps." 

"  Thank  ye,  thank  ye — here  by 
this  kiss  I  swear  !" 

"  Zur,  zur,  here  be  Zur  Timothy." 

"  Shepherd, never  interrupt  people 
on  the  point  of  kissing,  'tis  cruel— 
ha  !  Miss  Morland  gone  !  —  Well, 
clodpole,  what  didst  thou  remark  in 
my  absence  ?" 

"  Efaiks  !  the  young  woman  an' 
me — uz  got  on  prodigious  foine — 
ees." 

"  You  did?  but  she  seemed  to 
have  no  inclination  to  go  on  to  the 
farm?" 

5  "  Noa — she  stayed  where  she  was 
— she  zeemed  well  enough  pleased 
wi'  I." 

"  She  is  a  lady  of  great  discernment. 
But  stay — I  shall  need  your  services 
again.  Be  punctually  at  the  hazel 
copse  at  half-past  five.  You  will 
there  see  a  carriage  and  four — help 
Miss  Morland  into  it,  and  allow  no 
one  to  go  near  her  except  yourself, 
till  I  come.  You  may  stay  beside 
her  to  protect  her  in  my  absence." 

"  Ees,  zur,  I'll  purtect  she  wi'  my 
life." 

"  Good — rustic,  thou  art  not  the 
greatest  fool  in  the  world." 

"  Noa,  zur— I  be  next  to  un, 
tho'." 

"  Thou'rt  modest ;  be  punctual— 
be  faithful,  and  another  crown  re- 
wards thy  fidelity."— Exit. 

"  Well,  this  is  better  than  I  could 
possibly  have  expected — let  me  see 
— four  o'clock.  I'll  go  to  the  farm, 
make  all  my  arrangements,  and  be 
ready  to  take  advantage  of  my  good 
fortune  at  half-past  five." 

At  half-past  five  a  carriage  with 
four  posters  was  waiting  at  the  ap- 
pointed place.  Miss  Morland  trip- 
ped quickly  from  the  hall,  and  was 
received  by  her  disguised  admirer. 
"  Dearest  Maria,  this  is  so  kind." 

"  Hush,  hush— Mr  Froth  will  be 
here  instantly.  I  saw  him  with  papa 
in  the  shrubbery,  as  I  passed." 

"  Well,  jump  into  the  carriage,  we 
must  borrow  Mr  Froth's.  Now,  I'm 
in  after  youj  shut  the  door,  posti- 
lion, and  drive  like  a  whirlwind." 

"  Please,  sir,"  said  the  postilion, 


1832.] 

'  be  you  the  gemman  as  hired  the 
horses  ?" 

"  Here,  my  good  fellow,  there's  a 
sovereign — drive  well,  it  shall  be 
doubled." 

"  I  thought  you  was  Mr  Froth. 
Jack,  mind  this  here  gemman  is  Mi- 
Froth — a  sovereign,  Jack." 

"  Mum's  the  word,"  said  Jack, 
and  put  foot  in  stirrup. 

"  Ho  !  ho  !  wo  !  stop  there !"  cri- 
ed Mr  Froth,  running  at  the  top  of 
his  speed,  followed  in  the  distance 
by  Sir  Timothy ;  "  stop,  you  cursed 
postilion,  that  rustic  is  not  I — that's 
my  carriage.  Miss  Morland,  for  God's 
sake,  stop  !  Rustic  !  bumpkin !" 

"  Hark  ye,  Mr  Froth,  I'm  rustic 
and  bumpkin  no  longer.  This  young 
lady  has  consented  to  be  my  wife, 
and  my  wife  she  shall  be,  thanks  to 


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95  i 

your  carriage  and  well-laid  scheme. 
My  name  is  Sir  Henry  Rawdon,  and, 
by  the  light  of  heaven,  if  you  move 
one  step  nearer,  I'll  blow  out  your 
brains  with  your  own  pistol — drive 
on!" 

The  carriage  swept  along  at  the 
rate  of  sixteen  miles  an  hour,  and 
Mr  Froth  could  only  say  to  Sir  Ti- 
mothy as  he  approached,  "  Done,  by 
Jupiter !  my  carriage,  my  pistols,  my 
money,  my  plan,  my  every  thing — it 
will  be  a  brilliant  event  before  the 
Finis.     Can't  we  pursue  them,  sir  ?" 
"  My  horses  are  lame,  Mr  Froth." 
"  But  mine  are  in  the  stable." 
"    My    carriage    is    broken,    Mr 
Froth." 

«  Hell  and  the  devil !" 
"  Dinner  is  waiting,  Mr  Froth — it 
is  now  exactly  six." 


LETTER  FROM  THE  RIGHT  HON.  THOMAS  PEREGRINE  COURTENAY. 


SIR, 

CONTROVERSY  must  have  an  end. 
Looking  only  to  the  main  subjects 
of  that  which  you  allowed  me  to 
conduct  in  your  number  of  March, 
I  might  indeed  be  well  content  to 
leave  it  where  it  is ;  because,  in  the 
few  remarks  which  are  to  be  found 
in  the  last  number  of  the  New 
Monthly  Magazine,  the  other  party 
has  not  attempted  to  controvert  any 
one  single  fact,  or  to  dispute  any  one 
argument,  of  those  which  I  had  ad- 
duced. If,  then,  that  writer  be  deem- 
ed a  competent  champion,  I  have  a 
perfect  right  to  assume,  that  I  have 
established  beyond  dispute  the  posi- 
tions for  which  I  contended  in  the 
Foreign  Quarterly  Review,  and  in 
your  Magazine.  In  hard  words,  I 
fear,  I  must  acknowledge  myself 
beaten ;  but,  in  facts  and  deductions, 
I  am  confessedly  triumphant.  I 
should  therefore  leave  the  matter 
here,  if  my  opponent  had  not  at- 
tempted to  vilify  my  personal  con- 
duct. It  is  not  because  I  apprehend 
that  my  character  can  suffer  from  an 
anonymous  attack,  that  I  notice  this 
assault,  but  chiefly  because  I  am  al- 
ways desirous  of  coming  to  close 
quarters;  and  as  I  never  write  a 
paragraph  which  I  am  not  ready  to 


defend,  so  neither  will  I  willingly 
permit  one  to  be  directed  against 
me,  without  meeting  it,  point  by 
point,  openly,  and  without  evasion. 

It  is  first  said,  that  in  stating  that 
Mr  Stapleton's  error  consisted  in 
misrepresenting,  not  Mr  Canning, 
but  Lord  Castlereagh,  I  have  aban- 
doned the  most  important  position 
of  my  reviews ;  and  have  admitted 
that  Mr  Stapleton's  description  of 
Mr  Canning's  management  of  affairs 
is  accurate.  In  reference  to  the  point 
to  which  I  was  referring,  (the  Naples 
circular,)  Mr  Stapleton's  error  lay, 
certainly,  in  misrepresenting  Lord 
Castlereagh  rather  than  Mr  Canning  ; 
but  it  is  absolutely  impossible  that 
he  who  read  my  letter,  could  really 
doubt  that  I  continued  to  impute  to 
Mr  Stapleton,  also,  a  misrepresenta- 
tion of  Mr  Canning's  principles  and 
conduct.*  This  is  an  ingenious  me- 
thod of  evading  a  dispute  which  it  is 
inconvenient  to  prolong. 

I  ask,  what  position,  which  is  to  be 
found  in  my  reviews,  have  I  abandon- 
ed ? — what  statement,  made  by  me, 
have  I  recanted  ? 

The  writer  then,  using  the  figure 
of  speech  called  Omission,  expresses 
his  readiness  to  pass  by  my  "  sneers 
at  the  amiable  prejudices"!  of  Mr 


*  See  particularly  p.  520 — "  Mr  Canning  did  not  systematically  support  liberal 
and  popular  institutions  in  other  countries ;"  and  p.  523,  as  to  the  balance  between, 
conflicting  principles.  All  this  is  quite  in  keeping  with  the  reviews. 

|  I  cannot  immediately  find  the  passage  here  quoted  j  but  I  dare  say  that  I  used 
th  e  expression. 


952        Letter  from  the  Right  Hon.  Thomas  Peregrine  Courtenay.    [June, 


Stapleton.  I  do  not  much  expect 
the  present  writer  to  understand  or 
believe  me ;  but  it  is  nevertheless 
true,  that  I  intended  no  sneer  at  Mr 
Stapleton.  I  did  and  do  believe,  that 
the  feelings  which  prompted  that 
gentleman,  in  exalting  Mr  Canning 
at  the  expense  of  Lord  Castlereagh, 
were  amiable  feelings.  In  his,  as  in 
many  other  instances,  such  feelings 
have  been  displayed  without  judg- 
ment, and  applied  without  justice. 

As  to  the  remainder  of  this  para- 
graph, I  have  only  to  deny,  most  per- 
emptorily and  positively,  that  I  have 
attempted  to  injure  Mr  Canning's 
reputation ;  and  I  reject  with  scorn 
the  imputation,  that  I  have  effected 
that  purpose  by  "  unworthy  insinua- 
tions." I  must  here  have  recourse 
to  my  accustomed  mode,  and  ask — 
as  I  have  before  asked  in  vain — for 
the  when,  the  how,  and  the  where  ? 

Now,  I  am  charged  with  dexter- 
ously pretending  to  consider  as  my 
real  offence  in  the  eye  of  my  oppo- 
nent, the  support  which  I  gave  to  the 
Duke  of  Wellington.  I  practised  no 
such  dexterity.  I  was  told  that  my 
object  in  this  controversy  was,  to  de- 
fend the  part  which  I  had  taken  in 
the  governments  of  Lord  Castle- 
reagh, Mr  Canning,  and  the  Duke  of 
Wellington.  I  said,  and  truly,  that 
the  last  was  the  proceeding  under 
this  head  of  charge,  most  offensive  f,o 
my  critic,  as  I  knew  it  to  be  the  only 
one  upon  which  a  plausible  question 
could  be  raised.  As  such,  I  met  it 
fairly ;  but  I  did  not  use  it  to  divert 
attention  from  other  charges  against 
me. 

I  knew  well  that  I  was  also  charged 
with  displaying  "  the  anger  of  disap- 
pointment," and  with*'  the  cavilling  of 
detraction."  Certainly  I  treated  this 
charge  lightly,  because  I  felt  that  no 
man  who  knew  any  thing  about  me, 
could  seriously  apply  these  expres- 
sions to  me ;  and  I  still  feel,  that  he 
who  now  accuses  me  of  unfairly  dis- 
paraging Mr  Canning  through  design, 
writes,  either  in  ignorance  occasion- 
ed by  my  unimportance,  or  in  self- 
delusion,  occasioned  by  some  disap- 
pointment or  discomfiture  which  has 
befallen  him.  'Much  more  readily, 
indeed,  would  I  acknowledge  "  obli- 
quity of  intellect,"  than  plead  guilty 


to  a  charge  of  unfairness  or  ingrati- 
tude ! 

For  his  proofs,  however,  of  my 
designed  unfairness,  he  refers  to  a 
page  in  the  Review,*  in  which  I  com- 
ment on  Mr  Canning's  speech  on 
sending  troops  to  Portugal.     I  re- 
joice even  at  the  approach  to  preci- 
sion and  distinctness  which  this  re- 
ference indicates;  but  it  is  still  so 
general,  that  I  am  not  certain  of  ha- 
ving rightly  conceived  it.     The  cri- 
mination applies,  as  I  suspect,  to  my 
observations  on  the  celebrated  pas- 
sage as  to  the  creation  of  the  new 
world.     Mr  Stapleton  had  treated  it 
as  containing  a  deliberate  exposition 
of  Mr  Canning's  views.    I  cannot  so 
consider  it;    and  I  believe  that  no 
man  who  was  present  at  the  enunci- 
ation of  those  memorable  words  will 
deny  that  they  deemed  it  at  the  time, 
as  I  still  deem  it,  a  bold  flight  of  elo- 
quence. I  have  endeavoured  to  shew 
that  it  could  be  nothing  more.    If  to 
think  it  possible  that  a  great  orator 
may  sometimes  be  carried  by  the  tor- 
rent of  his  own  eloquence  into  a  po- 
sition not  easily  tenable,  be  an  inju- 
rious disparagement,  1  plead  guilty, 
and  sue  for  mercy.     It  is  my  con- 
scientious belief  that   Mr   Canning 
was  thus  led  away.    I  am  sure  that 
a  detraction  so  minute  will  be  im- 
perceptible in  his  posthumous  fame. 
Had  I  desired  to  injure  his  reputa- 
tion, I  should  have  evaded  the  topic : 
still,  so  anxious  am  I  to  clear  myself 
from  the  charge  of  injustice  towards 
Mr  Canning,  that  I  will,  even  at  the 
call  of  the  querulous  and  unfair  critic 
by  whom  1  am  assailed,  express  the 
deep  regret  which  I  should  feel,  if 
any  person  more  worthy  of  regard 
should  find,  in  the   expressions  in 
which  I  have  conveyed  my  view  of 
this  singular  occurrence,  any  thing 
injurious  to  Mr  Canning. 

For  the  other  instance  of  unfair 
disparagement,f  I  offer  no  apology. 
It  is  not  Mr  Canning  who  is  dispa- 
raged, when  it  is  denied  that  his  po- 
licy had  effects  which  it  was  neither 
calculated  nor  intended  to  produce. 
Praise  undeserved  is  censure  in  dis- 
guise. The  passage  on  which  I  com- 
mented is  a  mere  piece  of  romance, 
which  no  man  would  have  treated 
with  so  much  severity  as  Mr  Can- 


Foreign  Quarterly,  acvi. 


f  Ibid.  xvi.  428. 


1832.]    Letter  from  the  Right  Hon.  Thomas  Peregrine  Courtenay.         953 


ning  himself,  from  whom  it  detracts 
that  entirely  English  policy  of  which 
he  boasted,  and  to  whose  measures 
it  ascribes  effects  ridiculously  exag- 
gerated. 

I  have  some  difficulty  in  noticing 
the  next  paragraph,  because  I  am 
not  anxious  to  disclaim  obligation  to 
Mr  Canning ;  yet,  thus  challenged,  I 
must  say,  that  when  I  mentioned  the 
confidence  and  kindness  which  I  had 
experienced  at  Mr  Canning's  hand, 
I  described  the  whole  obligation.  I 
was  not  under  obligation  to  him  in  the 
sense  in  which  that  word  is  com- 
monly used,  as  between  a  placeman 
and  a  patron. 

The  quotation  from  the  "  New 
Morality,"  is  the  only  part  of  this 
letter  in  which  there  is  any  merit 
or  cleverness.  I  only  wish  that  the 
whole  poem  may  be  read,  including 
a  passage  which  I  took  the  liberty  of 
citing  elsewhere,*  in  which  the  "  pa- 
triot of  the  world,"  is  described.  I 
am  the  defender  of  Mr  Canning 
against  those  who  would  put  on  his 
head  the  cap  of  folly,  which  he  fitted 
to  the  Frenchified  English  of  1797. 
But,  surely,  my  opponent's  quotation 
is  somewhat  whimsically  applied,  by 
an  anonymous  assailant,  to  one  who 
publishes  his  name ! 

Will  that  assailant  stand  erect  and 
avow  himself?  He  must  indeed  be 
an  unfortunate  man,  if  his  name 
would  add  nothing  to  the  severity  of 
his  rebuke.  For,  though  one  who 
conceals  his  name,  often  assumes  to 
himself  a  purity,  of  which  no  man 
whose  mortal  deeds  are  known  can 
safely  boast,  yet  the  world  will  be 
apt,  and  not  unnaturally,  to  ascribe 
to  the  anonymous  writer  even  less 
of  merit  than  belongs  to  him.  Known, 


my  antagonist  might  prove  to  be  my 
superior  in  claims  to  public  confi- 
dence ;  concealed,  I  shall  beat  him. 
However,  I  tell  him  frankly  this ;  if 
I  cannot  persuade  him  to  unmask, 
I  shall  not  find  him  out.  I  have  no 
suspicion  of  his  name.  I  have  al- 
ready given  reasons  against  suspect- 
ing Mr  Stapleton ;  and  I  feel  quite 
sure  that  he  knows  me  too  well,  to 
ascribe  to  me  the  motives,  or  apply 
to  me  the  epithets,  which  are  to  be 
found  in  these  letters.  He  could  not 
suspect  me,  of  all  men,  of  intention- 
ally injuring  Mr  Canning's  memory. 
Nor  is  it  probable  that  one  who  has 
in  his  own  name  so  boldly  attacked 
men  of  much  greater  importance  than 
mine,  should  be  so  partial  to  anony- 
mous proceedings,  as  to  shrink  from 
the  avowal  of  himself,  when  char- 
ging with  calumny  one,  whom  he  has 
known  as  the  friend  of  Mr  Can- 
ning. 

The  writer,  assuredly,  has  "  mis- 
taken the  character  of  Mr  Courte- 
nay's  article,"  and  the  character  of 
Mr  Courtenay  himself.  On  the  lat- 
ter point  I  say  no  more;  for  proofs 
of  the  former,  let  him  read  the  arti- 
cle with  this  in  his  mind — what  the 
Whigs  and  Mr  Stapleton  impute  to 
Mr  Canning  as  meritorious,  has  in 
my  view  a  different  character.  I 
have  painted  the  Mr  Canning  whom 
I  loved  and  supported,  consistent, 
patriotic,  and  conservative  ;  they  de- 
scribe him  as  inconsistent,  cosmopo- 
litan, and  almost  Jacobinical.  Are 
they,  or  am  I,  the  true  friend  of  Mi- 
Canning  ? 

I  am,  sir, 

Your  faithful  servant, 
THOMAS  PEREGRINE  COURTENAY. 
London,  May  9,  1832. 


LINES  WRITTEN  AT  KELBURNE  CASTLE,  AYRSHIRE, 
BY  DELTA. 

A  LOVELY  eve — though  yet  it  is  but  spring, 

In  April's  verdure— a  refulgent  eve, 

With  its  soft  west  wind,  and  its  mild  white  clouds, 

Silently  floating  through  the  depths  of  blue  j 

The  bird  from  out  the  thicket  sends  a  gush 

Of  song,  that  heralds  summer,  and  calls  forth 

The  squirrel  from  its  fungus-covered  cave 

In  the  old  oak.    Where  do  the  conies  sport  ? 

Lo !  from  the  shelter  of  yon  flowering  furze, 


In  the  House  of  Commons,  Feb,  9,  1832.     See  Mirror  of  Parliament, 


954  Lines  written  at  Kelburne  Castle,  Ayrshire.  [June, 

O'ermantling  like  an  aureat  crown  the  brow 

Of  the  grey  rock,  with  sudden  bound,  and  stop, 

And  start,  the  mother  with  her  little  ones 

Crops  the  young  herbage  in  its  tenderest  green  j 

While  overhead  the  elm,  and  oak,  and  ash, 

Weave,  for  the  hundredth  time,  their  annual  boughs, 

Bright  with  their  varied  leaflets. 

Hark  the  bleat 

From  yon  secluded  haunt,  where  hill  from  hill 
Diverging  leaves,  in  sequestration  calm, 
A  holm  of  pastoral  loveliness ;  the  lamb, 
Screen'd  from  the  biting  east,  securely  roams 
There,  in  wild  gambol  with  its  dam,  and  starts 
Aside  from  the  near  waterfall,  whose  sheet 
Winds  foaming  down  the  rocks  precipitous, 
Now  seen,  ana  now  half  hidden  by  the  trunks 
Of  time  and  tempest-ruin' d  woods. 

Away 

From  the  sea  murmur  ceaseless,  up  between 
The  green  secluding  hills,  that  hem  it  round, 
.  As  'twere  their  favourite,  Kelburne  Castle  stands, 
With  its  grey  turrets  in  baronial  state, 
A  proud  memento  of  the  days  when  men 
Thought  but  of  war  and  safety.    Stately  pile, 
Magnificent,  not  often  have  mine  eyes 
Gazed  o'er  a  scene  more  picturesque,  or  more 
Heart-touching  in  its  beauty.     Thou  wert  once 
The  guardian  of  these  mountains,  and  the  foe 
Approaching,  saw,  between  himself  and  thee, 
The  fierce  down-thundering,  mocking  waterfall ; 
While,  on  thy  battlements,  in  glittering  mail, 
The  warder  glided,  and  the  sentinel, 
As  near'd  the  stranger  horseman  to  thy  gate, 
Pluck'd  from  his  quiver  the  unerring  shaft, 
Which  from  Kilwinning's  spire  had  oft  brought  down 
The  mock  papingo. 

Mournfully,  alas ! 
Yet  in  thy  quietude  not  desolate, 
Now,  like  a  spectre  of  the  times  gone  by, 
Down  from  thine  Alpine  throne,  upon  the  sea, 
Which  glitters  like  a  sheet  of  molten  gold, 
Thou  lookest  thus  at  eventide,  while  sets 
The  day  o'er  distant  Arran,  with  its  peaks, 
Sky-piercing,  yet  o'erclad  with  winter's  snows 
In  desolate  grandeur ;  while  the  cottaged  fields 
Of  nearer  Bute  smile,  in  their  vernal  green, 
A  picture  of  repose. 

High  overhead, 

The  gull,  far  shrieking,  through  yon  stern  ravine, — 
Roclis  wild  and  rude — where  brawls  the  mountain  stream- 
Wings  to  the  sea,  and  seeks,  beyond  its  foam, 
Its  own  precipitous  home  upon  the  coast 
Of  fair  and  fertile  Cumbrae  :  while  the  rook, 
Conscious  of  coming  eventide,  forsakes 
The  leafing  woods,  and  round  thy  chimneyed  roofs, 
Caws  as  he  wheels,  and,  ever  and  anon, 
Renews  his  circling  flight  in  clamorous  joy. 

Mountains  that  face  bald  Arran  !  though  the  sun 
Now,  with  the  ruddy  light  of  eventide, 
Gilds  every  pastoral  summit,  on  which  Peace, 
Enthroned,  forth  gazes  on  a  scene  as  fair 
As  Nature  e'er  outspread  for  mortal  eyej 
And,  but  the  voice  of  distant  waterfall 


1832.]  Lines  written  at  Kelburne  Castle,  Ayrshire.  955 

Sings  lullaby  to  bird  and  beast,  and  wings 
Of  insects,  murmurous,  multitudinous, 
That  in  the  low,  red,  level  beams  commix, 
And  weave  their  sportive  dance — Another  time 
And  other  tones  were  yours,  when,  on  each  peak, 
Startling  black  midnight,  flared  the  beacon  fires ; 
And  when,  from  out  the  west,  the  castled  height 
Of  Brodwick  reddened  with  responsive  blaze. 
Then  dawn  looked  out,  to  see  along  these  shores 
'   The  Bruce's  standard  floating  on  the  gale, 
A  call  to  freedom — barks  from  every  isle 
Pouring  with  their  bright  spears ;  from  every  dell 
The  throng  of  mail-clad  men ;  horsemen  and  horse ; 
The  ponderous  curtal-axe,  and  keen  broad-sword ; 
The  vassal  and  his  lord : — while,  heard  afar, 
And  near,  the  bugles  rang  amid  the  rocks, 
Echoing  in  wild  reverberation  shrill, 
And  scaring  from  his  heathery  lair  the  deer, 
The  osprey  from  his  dizzy  cliff  of  rest. 

But  not  alone,  by  that  fierce  trumpet  call, 
Through  grove  and  glen,  on  mount  and  pastoral  hill, 
The  bird  and  brute  were  roused — again,  again, 
Then  once  again  the  sons  of  Scotland  heard, 
With  palpitating  hearts,  and  loud  acclaim, 
That  summons,  and  indignantly  cast  off 
The  inglorious  weeds  of  thraldom  :  Every  hearth 
Wiped  the  red  rust  from  its  ancestral  sword, 
And  sent  it  forth  avenging  to  the  field : 
Yea,  while  the  mother  and  the  sister  mourned ; 
And  while  the  maiden,  half  despairingly, 
Wept  for  her  love,  who  might  return  no  more — 
The  grey-hair 'd  father,  leaning  on  his  staff 
Infirm,  sent,  from  his  patrimonial  door, 
A  blessing  after  his  departing  boy, 
Arm'd  for  the  battles  of  his  native  land, 
Nor  hoped  him  back,  unless  with  freedom  won ! 
While  thrill'd,  from  Bruce's  war-cry,  through  each  heart 
The  pulse  that  throbb'd  for  Liberty  or  Death  ! 
Nor  days  were  many,  till  the  sun  went  down 
On  Edward's  overthrow  at  Bannockburn. 

To  olden  times  my  reveries  have  roam'd, 
To  glory  and  war,  red  tumult,  and  the  day 
Of  Scotland's  renovation.    Like  a  dream, 
Fitful  and  fair,  yet  clouded  with  a  haze, 
As  if  of  doubt,  to  memory  awakes 
The  bright  heart-stirring  past,  when  human  life 
Was  half-romance ;  and,  were  it  not  that  yet, 
In  stream,  and  crag,  and  isle,  and  crumbling  wall 
Of  keep  and  castle,  still  remain  to  us 
Physical  proof,  that  History  is  no  mere 
Hallucination,  oftentimes  the  mind — 
So  different  is  the  present  from  the  past- 
Would  deem  the  pageant  an  illusion  all. 

Sweet  scenes  or  beauty  and  peace,  farewell !  The  eyes 
But  of  a  passing  visitor  are  mine 
On  thee ;  before  this  radiant  eve,  thou  wert 
Known  but  in  name ;  but  now  thou  art  mine  own, 
Shrined  'mid  the  pictures,  which  fond  memory 
In  musing  fantasy  will  ofttimes  love 
To  conjure  up,  gleaning,  amid  the  stir 
And  strife  of  multitudes,  as  'twere  repose, 
By  dwelling  on  the  tranquil  and  serene  I 


956  What  is  an  English  Sonnet  ?  [June. 

WHAT  IS  AN  ENGLISH  SONNET  ? 
BY  S.  T.  COLERIDGE,  ESQ. 

WHAT  is  an  English  Sonnet  ?  Down  with  Theory — Facts,  facts,  facts 
must  decide.  And  some  myriad  of  these,  with  deliberate  rhymes,  if  not 
metre  or  reason,  perpetrated  facts,  have  established  that  a  copy  of  verses, 
consisting  of  exactly  fourteen  lines,  is  an  English  Sonnet.  What  have 
our  Reading  Public,  what  has  our  enlightened  Press,  to  do  with  the 
Literature  of  the  NATION  ?  With  such  a  bigoted  Aristocrat  as  MILTON, 
who  contradistinguished  the  Populace,  the  Political  Unions,  from  the 
PEOPLE,  as  the  Vermin,  the  Ascaddes,  and  Lumbrici,  from  the  skin  and 
bowels  of  the  Man — though  numerous  in  proportion  to  the  dirt  and  ill-diet 
of  the  animal  so  tenanted ;  and  who  regarded  the  PEOPLE  itself,  thus  contra- 
distinguished from  the  Populace  (Populus  a  Plebe),  but  as  the  tan  and 
dung-bed  for  the  production  of  the  Pine-apple — a  NATION. — And  as  to 
Petrarch — otherwise  called  Plutarch — the  TIMES  would  soon  dish  up  his 
business  with  Laura,  and  finish  him  in  the  Duke  of  Cumberland  style. — 
Ergo — it  is  demonstrated  that  fourteen  lines,  neither  more  nor  less,  give 
the  Procrustes  Definition  of  an  English  Sonnet — rhymes  being  the  ordi- 
nary, but  not  necessary  accompaniment.  From  all  which  it  is  demon- 
strated, that  the  following  Out-slough,  or  hypertrophic  Stanza,  of  a  certain 
poem,  called  "  Youth  and  Age,"  having,  by  a  judicial  Ligature  of  the  Verse- 
maker's  own  tying,  detached  itself,  and  dropt  off  from  the  poem  aforesaid, 
assumes  the  name  and  rank  of  an  integral  Animal,  and  standing  the  test  of 
counting  the  lines,  twice  seven  exactly,  is  a  legitimate  English  Sonnet, 
—according  to  the  critical  Code  established  since  the  happy  and  glorious 
separation  of  the  British  Press  (four-fifths  Scotch  and  Irish)  from  the  Lite- 
rature of  England — and  the  virtual  extinction  of  the  latter  in  the  noonday 
blaze  of  the  former. 

S.  T.  COLERIDGE. 

THE  OLD  MAN'S  SIGH.    A  SONNET. 

Dewdrops  are  the  gems  of  Morning, 
But  the  tears  of  mournful  Eve  : 
Where  no  Hope  is,  Life's  a  warning 
That  only  serves  to  make  us  grave 

In  our  old  age, 

Whose  bruised  wings  quarrel  with  the  bars  of  the  still  narrowing  cage— • 
That  only  serves  to  make  us  grieve 
With  oft  and  tedious  taking-leave, 
Like  a  poor  nigh-related  guest, 
Who  may  not  rudely  be  dismiss'd ; 
Yet  hath  outstay'd  his  welcome  while, 
And  tells  the  Jest  without  the  smile. 
O !  might  Life  cease !  and  Selfless  Mind, 
Whose  total  Being  is  Act,  alone  remain  behind  ! 

S.  T.  COLERIDGE. 
18th  May,  1882—  Grove,  Highgate. 


1882.] 


Living  Poets  and  Poetesses. 


957 


LIVING  POETS  AND  POETESSES.* 


WE  glory  in  being  the  slave  of  des- 
potical  nationalities — and  our  justi- 
fication is,  that  we  are  sons  of  Scot- 
land. We  blandly  smile  to  hear  the 
silly  Southrons  laugh  at  our  Mighty 
Mother ;  and  with  a  cheerful  coun- 
tenance we  castigate  the  contume- 
lious Cockneys.  Like  Jupiter  Plu- 
vius  "  subridens  ollis,"  we  launch 
our  storm-showers  of  Scotticisms  on 
the  heads  of  the  quaking  coxcombs. 
The  people  are  delighted  to  see  how 
the  infatuated  fools  shrink  from  the 
chastisement  they  persist  in  provo- 
king, and  admire  the  attitudes  in 
which  the  various  victims  receive 
the  crutch.  Of  these  attitudes  "  cus- 
tom cannot  stale  the  infinite  variety." 
One  ninny  claps  his  paw  on  his  poll, 
and  another  on  his  posteriors,  ac- 
cording as  he  is  conscious  of  its  be- 
ing the  peccant  part.  But  they  soon 
find  that  they  are  playing  a  losing 
game  of  cross  purposes ;  for  of  the 
defender  of  the  poll — thwack  comes 
the  crutch  across  the  unsuspecting 
posteriors ;  and  of  the  protector  of 
the  posteriors — crack  comes  the  same 
weapon  upon  the  too  simple  poll.  A 
third  more  circumspect  assailant  la- 
vishes all  his  anxiety  on  the  preser- 
vation of  his  midriff;  but  the  torpedo 
touch  of  the  Timber  benumbs  his 
elbow,  and  all  down  along  that  side, 
from  nape  to  heel,  he  is  a  paralytic 
for  life.  A  fourth  fool  judges  that 
our  aim  is  his  jugular ;  but  that  flou- 
rish of  ours  is  all  a  feint  j  and  on  legs 
from  which  the  shinbones  have  spun 
in  splinters,  never  more  shall  the 
lameter  limp  up  Ludgate  or  Hamp- 
stead-Hill. 

Here  the  question  naturally  arises 
— is  such  conduct  cruel  ?  The  an- 
swer arises  as  naturally — it  is  hu- 
mane. Rather  than  insult  any  hu- 
man being,  how  humble  soever  he 
may  be,  we  would  submit  hence- 
forth to  write  all  our  articles,  not 
with  a  sharp-nibbed  pen,  as  we  now 
do,  but  with  a  round-nosed  pinion, 
just  as  it  is  plucked  from  the  gan- 
der's wing.  The  case  is  the  reverse 
with  Cockneys.  You  surely  cannot 


be  justly  accused  of  insulting  a  cur, 
when  you  merely,  and  perhaps  re- 
luctantly, without  pausing  on  your 
path,  kick  the  heel-snarler  into  the 
kennel.  He,  it  is  true,  may  make 
a  pathetic  appeal  to  the  passengers, 
or  with  hanging  ears  and  hidden  tail 
yelp  his  wrongs  to  the  skies.  But 
deaf  to  his  clamours  are  heaven  and 
earth,  and  all  that  move  therein ;  and 
the  only  wonder  with  them  is,  that 
he  does  not  terminate  in  a  kettle. 

Of  course,  they  are  not  included 
in  the  late  population  returns ;  but 
we  believe,  on  the  authority  of  a  cu- 
rious and  credible  enquirer,  that  the 
breed  of  Cockneys  is  on  the  increase 
in  England.  The  females  are  mar- 
riageable long  before,  and  continue 
prolific  long  after,  the  season  usually 
assigned  to  our  species.  The  period 
of  gestation,  too,  we  understand,  is 
shorter,  varying  from  four  to  five 
months ;  nay,  we  have  been  assured 
that  there  are  well  authenticated  in- 
stances on  record,  in  the  hospitals, 
of  quick  Cockneys,  half  a  span  long, 
having  been  produced  some  weeks 
within  three  moons  from  the  mo- 
ther's original  conjecture.  True, 
such  instances  of  ante-natal  precocity 
among  the  Cockneys  are  rare;  but 
still  they  would  be  sufficient,  even  in 
the  absence  of  stronger  evidence,  to 
establish  the  fact,  that  the  creature 
bears  but  a  very  distant  analogy  in- 
deed to  the  human  race.  We  beg 
it,  however,  to  be  distinctly  under- 
stood, that  we  attribute  not  to  him 
a  common  origin  with  the  ape.  The 
ourang-outang  is  an  animal  of  a  to- 
tally different  order.  His  stature 
alone  should  save  the  Man  of  the 
Woods  from  the  malicious  imputa- 
tion of  being  even  Highland  cousin 
to  a  Cockney ;  and  no  disciple  either 
of  Lavater  or  Spurzheim,  when  he 
considers  the  facial  line,  and  the 
craniological  developement  of  the 
creature  of  the  city,  would  venture, 
for  a  single  instant,  to  class  him 
with  the  Blue-faced  Baboon. 

Here  is  one — who  calls  himself  on 
his  title-page—Nicholas  MichelL 


*  Living  Poets  and  Poetesses ;  a  Biographical  and  Critical  Poem.     By  Nicholas 
Michell,  Author  of  «  The  Siege  of  Constantinople."     London  ;  William  Kidd, 


958 

Never  was  there  such  a  small  insig- 
nificant libel  on  the  name  of  Old 
Nick.  To  prove  that  he  has  horns,  he 
quotes  Horace — "  Cave  ! — Parata 
tollo  cornua."  He  may  have  deluded 
himself  into  a  rooted  conviction  that 
the  knobs  on  his  numskull  are  horns ; 
but  he  has  only  to  knock  his  head 
against  a  wall  to  disenchant  his  cock- 
neyship  out  of  that  audacious  dream. 
Horns  hath  he  none — either  in  esse 
or  posse  ;  he  has  been  deceived  by 
the  shadow  of  his  ears  in  the  New 
River. 

;  Proof  is  patent  on  the  title-page 
that  he  has  not — as  we  erroneously 
said — deluded  himself  into  the  above 
rooted  conviction.  It  is  not  possible 
to  silence  the  voice  of  nature.  In 
vain  would  he  assume  the  outward 
bull — the  inward  ass  is  triumphant 
— and  the  bellow  goes  off,  to  his  own 
astonishment,  in  a  bray.  Hear  him 
in  an  extract  from  what  he  calls  his 
"  Mountain  Ramble."  "  A  critic, 
my  friend,  in  these  days,  must  plunge 
his  probe  deeply ;  let  him  not,  how- 
ever, be  a  Zoilus:  he  may  detect 
spots  in  the  sun,  yet  still  extol  its 
splendour ;  modest  flowers  must  en- 
gage his  peculiar  attention,  but  the 
proud,  rank  thistle  he  must  root  up." 
O,  the  thoughtless  Donkey !  impro- 
vident of  the  future.  The  "  animal 
that  chews  the  thistle"  is  privileged 
to  crop  it ;  in  doing  so,  the  wisdom 
of  instinct  is  equal  to  that  of  rea- 
son ;  but  "  to  root  up  the  proud,  rank 
thistle,"  would  be  as  foolish  conduct 
on  the  part  of  a  cuddy,  as  it  was  on 
that  of  a  Christian  to  kill  the  goose 
for  the  golden  eggs. 

Nicholas  tells  us  that  "  satire  is 
not  excluded  from  the  following 
poem,  although  it  does  not  form  its 
prominent  feature."  He  might  as 
well  have  said  that  the  nose  does  not 
form  the  most  prominent  feature  on 
the  face  that  happens  to  have  none 
— in  which  case  the  most  prominent 
feature  is  probably  the  cheeks — or 
possibly  the  mouth.  It  is  so  with 
Nicholas.  He  is  all  mouth — not  bull- 
and-mouth — but  mere  jaw.  We  say 
not  so  in  disparagement  of  his  organ, 
which  is  well  adapted  for  his  chosen 
task — "  to  silence  the  Cerberus  of 
puffs,  to  break  the  molten  calves  of 
blind  adoration."  The  one  will  die 
beneath  his  jaws — the  other  fall  into 
pieces  beneath  his  hoofs.  Who  may 
be  the  Cerberus  of  puffs  ?  Nicholas 


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[June, 


says  "  the  modern  Cerberus,  forty- 
five  of  whose  fifty  heads  guard  the 
Burlingtonian  kingdom"  Let  them  all 
bark  at  once,  Nicholas  will  bray  them 
down ;  but  the  remedy,  we  fear,  will 
be  more  intolerable  than  the  disease. 
A  neighbourhood  gains  nothing,  and 
may  lose  much,  from  the  abatement 
of  one  nuisance  by  another ;  under 
the  tyranny  of  a  new  stink,  it  may 
sigh  in  vain  for  the  old  engine  that 
could  not,  even  by  the  threat  of  an 
indictment,  be  induced  to  consume 
his  own  smoke. 

"  In  our  language,"  quoth  Ni- 
cholas, "  we  have  three  great  satires." 
Pope's  Dunciad — Gifford's  Baviad 
and  Mseviad — Byron's  English  Bards 
and  Scotch  Reviewers.  The  Dun- 
ciad, he  tells  us, "  is  distinguished  for 
arch  wit,  and  the  powerful,  though 
kindly,  castigation  of  its  victims." 
Our  excellent  friend  must  have  sin- 
gular notions  of  the  meaning  of 
"  arch"  and  "  kindly."  For  example, 
he  would  esteem  it  "  arch  and  kind- 
ly" in  us,  were  Christopher  North, 
like  a  second  Peter  Bell,  to  take  him 
by  the  tail,  and  "  bang  his  bones" 
for  any  given  number  of  hours,  by 
Shrewsbury  or  any  other  well-regu- 
lated clock,  with  the  Crutch.  "  Arch 
and  kindly,"  according  to  his  con- 
ceit, is  the  demeanour  of  that  chosen 
Russ  who  knouts  the  back  of  the 
post-bound  culprit,  till  its  flesh  "  falls 
off  in  gory  flakes,"  and  with  his  red- 
hot  pincers  tears  out  the  nostrils  of 
the  nobleman  about  to  be  goaded 
across  the  steppes  into  Siberia. 

Besides  these  three  great  satires, 
there  are,  it  seems,  two  small  ones, 
"  in  our  language" — Churchill's  Ros- 
ciad  —  which,  "  although  directed 
against  the  stage,  (there's  a  discove- 
ry !)  approaches  in  its  nature  the  pale 
of  our  school."  He,  too,  it  seems,  is  a 
Knight  of  the  Thistle.  The  other 
"  small  satire,"  is  called  the  "  Siamese 
Twins."  But  Nicholas  is  somewhat 
inconsistent  in  his  note  upon  these 
pal  try  performances — for,  quoth  he — 
though  it  is  possible  he  may  be  sar- 
castic— "  A  GREAT  SATIRE,  llOWCVer, 

flavouring  of  literature,  as  it  casti- 
gates Captain  Hall,  &c.,  not  long 
since  appeared — it  is  called  the  Siam- 
ese Twins"  There  is  something 
very  solemn  in  this  formal  announce- 
ment of  the  existence  of  that  ingeni- 
ous Poem.  But  we  are  at  a  loss  to 
see  why  a  satire  should  be  charac- 


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tensed  by  "flavouring  of  literature," 
because  it  castigates  in  particular  the 
gallant  captain.  Nicholas  spiritedly 
avers,  that "  Mr  Bulwer's  scourge  is 
a  silken  thread."  But  here  he  falls 
into  a  very  natural  and  excusable 
mistake.  He  does  not  discern  the 
obvious  distinction  between  the  fine- 
ness of  a  scourge,  and  the  coarse- 
ness of  the  hide  on  which  it  may  be 
inflicted.  Yet  in  art  and  nature  they 
are,  he  may  depend  on't,  two  totally 
different  things.  True,  that  Mr  Bul- 
wer's weapon  is  whipped  with  silk, 
but  the  stem  or  staple  is  whalebone ; 
applied  to  the  flank  of  a  "  high-met- 
tled racer,"  the  generous  steed,  fling- 
ing up  his  heels,  neighs  haughtily, 
and  then  scours  the  course  in  dis- 
dain, like  Smolensko  or  Priam — but 
on  the  hurdies  of  a  donkey, 'tis  Love's 
Labour  Lost,  and  the  insensate  brute 
obstinately  retains  his  position,  illus- 
trative of  the  motto  of  his  tribe, 
"  The  proud  rank  thistle  he  must 
root  up." 

Nicholas  now  looks  about  him 
from  the  *'  pale  of  our  school,"  and 
espies  what  he  opines  to  be  a  gang 
of  animals  in  no  degree  cognate  to 
himself — for  he  does  not  possess  In- 
tellect, the  Faculty  which  perceives 
relations — a  gang  of  asses.  These 
are  the  living  Poets  and  Poetesses. 
He  resolves  forthwith  to  have  a  shy 
at  them — after  the  fashion  of  a  lout 
playing  at  Roley-ppley,  and  trucu- 
lently exclaims,  "  Will  no  one  lash  the 
dunces  ?  THEN,  I  WILL  !"  This  is 
savage.  At  a  time  when  the  whole 
world — Christian  and  Pagan — is  at 
peace  with  the  Dunces  —  outleaps 
old  Nicholas  from  the  "  pale  of  our 
school,"  and  lays  about  him  right 
and  left— not  indeed  like  a  bull  in  a 
china  shop,  but  like  an  ass  among 
Staffordshire  pottery — and  after  Act 
First  of  the  tragico- comic  farce,  pro- 
claims, in  a  bray  that  would  have 
dismounted  Balaam,  "  who  flutter'd 
the  Volsces  in  Corioli  ?  I  DID  IT." 

Nicholas  Michell  is  at  a  loss  what 
to  make  of  Thomas  Campbell.  Yet 
we  acknowledge  that  he  bestows 
appropriate,  judicious,  and  finely 
discriminating  praise,  on  Gertrude 
of  Wyoming.  That  poem,  in  the  opi- 
nion of  Nicholas,  displays  "Warton's 
lore" — whether  Tom's  or  Joe's,  or 
both,  it  is  no  great  matter — for  our 
critic  means  to  eulogise  the  rich  dis- 
play of  classical  and  antiquarian  lore 


pervading  the  strain  that  sings  the 
scenery  on  "  Susquehanna's  side- 
sweet  Wyoming."  He  then  compli- 
ments Mr  Campbell  on  the  purity  of 
his  English — 

"  All  innovation  on  our  tongue  he  spurns ," 

but  adroitly  taxes  the  Bard  of  Hope, 
at  the  close,  with  a  crime  which  can- 
not be  characterised  as  either  carnal 
or  capital. 

"  Opposed  to  Wordsworth's  drawl,  Mont- 
gomery's roar ; 

His  GREATEST  CRIME  is — he  hath  writ  no 
more." 

This  great  crime  does,  indeed,  stand 
out  in  bold  relief  from  the  peccadil- 
loes stated  in  the  text— the  drawl  of 
one  bard,  and  the  roar  of  another, 
which,  it  might  be  said  across  the  Irish 
Channel,  exhibit  the  enormity  of  the 
silence  of  the  too  tacit  Thomas  in 
the  most  glaring  colours. 

From  the  Bard  of  Hope  turn  we 
to  the  Bard  of  Memory.  What  saith 
Nicholas  Michell  of  Samuel  Rogers? 
He  makes  him  the  subject  of  an  ori- 
ginal moral  reflection  on  Time. 

"  How  swiftly  time's  life-sapping  waters 

flow! 
FOR  thou  we'rt  lorn  just  seventy  years  ago." 

The  logic  of  this  "  for"  is  neatly 
wrapped  up,  and  concealed  ingeni- 
ously from  the  public  eye.  We  ad- 
mit the  conclusion — but  cannot  per- 
ceive the  source  from  which  it  flows 
in  the  premises.  Adam  was  created 
six  thousand  years  ago,  and  appears 
a  person  more  in  point  than  Mr  Ro- 
gers. In  one  respect,  however,  per- 
haps the  worthy  Banker  has  the  ad- 
vantage over  the  unhappy  Horticul- 
turist, as  an  illustration,  or  argument- 
urn  ab  homing  of  Pollok's  Course  of 
Time.  For  of  him  Nicholas  says  what 
could  not  be  said  of  our  First  Parent, 
without  sacrificing  the  principles  of 
the  bill,  that  he  was 

"  Born,  not  'mid  haunted  dells,  or  rocks 

that  lean 
O'er  dashing  floods,  or  mountains  far  from 

men, 

But  on  fair  Newingtoris  smooth  level  green. " 

We  are  then  presented  with  a  few 
interesting  anecdotes  of  this  elegant 
poet's  childhood,  which  seems,  how- 
ever, to  have  differed  little  from  that 
of  ordinary  persons  who  have  devo- 
ted themselves  chiefly  to  prose, 


960 


"  At  times  he  was  a  headstrong  lad,  in 

sooth, 

And  loved  to  take  a  lawless,  truant  trip, 
Wandering  where  wild  birds  build,  and 

streamlets  flash, 
For  which  he  felt  th*  unsparing  master's 

lash." 


The  "  unsparing  master"  must  have 
been  "  an  arch  and  kindly"  charac- 
ter. Nicholas  then  tells  us,  in  refer- 
ence to  Mr  Rogers,  that  genius  pines, 
like  an  imprisoned  eagle,"  still  turn- 
ing from  dull  pedants  and  their 
books ;"  a  fine  simile,  conceived  in 
the  true  spirit  of  my  Lord  Castle- 
reagh's  celebrated  sentiment,  that  the 
nation  should  not  stand  weeping 
like  a  crocodile,  "  with  its  hands  in 
its  breeches  pockets  ;"  and  inade- 
quately imitated  by  a  writer  in  an 
Edinburgh  newspaper,  giving  an  ac- 
count of  the  unanimity  of  the  Radi- 
cal Meeting  in  our  King's  Park — that 
no  Tory  reptile  was  there  to  hiss 
like  a  serpent  "  with  his  hat  held  up 
before  his  face." 

Having  recovered  from  his  wounds, 
and  escaped  "  all  the  disastrous 
chances  which  his  youth  suffered," 
the  lad  Samuel 

— "sought,  erelong,  not  Oxford  walls, 
But  an  academy,  where  science,  grace, 
Are  taught  as  well" — 
and  there 
"  He  dived  'mid.  Greek  and  Latin,  Euclid 

slighting, 

Then,  like  a  priest  to  banquet,  fell  to  wri- 
ting." 
"  His  ode  was  thunder,  dew  his  Human 

Life, 
Pathetic  Jacqueline  MADE  THEE  ALL  RAIN." 

We  should  have  thought  rain  more 
natural  after  thunder — but  Mr  Mi- 
chell  ought  not  thus  "  to  change  the 
drink  upon  us" — and  we  are  curious 
to  know,  Human  Life  being  dew, 
what  gifted  individual  is  alluded  to 
by  the  personal  pronoun  in  the  accu- 
sative case  "  thee,"  as  being  "  all 
rain."  He  must  be  a  wet  Quaker. 

"  Lo !  Wilson  comes  !  the  king  of  Noctial 
jokes, 

Of  late  most  saltless,  tame,  and  melan- 
choly." 

But,  in  spite  of  the  stupidity  of  those 
dullest  of  all  dialogues,  Nicholas 
prays  for  a  long  life  to  the  Profes- 


Lwing  Poets  and  Poetesses.  [June, 

And  the  amiable  satirist  adds, 

"  Whether  thy  ipsc  dixit  damn  or  praise 
My  harmless  rhymes,    I  still  must  laud 

thy  own, 
And  call  thee  right  good-hearted,  though 

to  me, 
Who  cannot  bite,  thou  shouldst  a  snarler 

be." 


"  Sage    Wilson  !    health    to   thee  !    and 
length  of  days !" 


Wherefore,  asks  Nicholas,  with  sweet 
simplicity,  does  not  this  gentleman 
"  bethink  himself  of  Satire?" 

The  most  contemptible  versifier 
of  the  present  day,  according  to 
Nicholas,  is  Sir  Walter  Scott.  "  De- 
spite his  puny  numbers,"  however, 
Nicholas  ranks  the  baronet  very 
high  as  a  novelist.  As  a  poet, 

"   Why  ?    he's   all    tameness,   sameness, 
through  and  through, 

From  '  Marmion,'  down  to  watery  Wa- 
terloo." 
*  *  #          #          #         # 

"  Doth   '  Lady  Lake'  or    Rokeby  this  ? 
'Tis  clear 

The   first    is    Cape-wine,    and   the   last 
small  beer." 

Now  we  say  that  is  barely  civil. 
Pray,  who  is  Lady  Lake  ? 

Mr  Campbell's  "  greatest  crime" 
is,  that  he  "  hath  writ  no  more ;" 
and  the  chief  enormity  laid,  in  a 
note,  to  the  charge  of  Sir  Walter,  is 
that  "  with  him  a  tree  is  a  tree,  and 
a  river  a  river."  This  appears  to 
be  more  atrocious,  in  the  eyes  of 
old  Nicholas,  than  Peter  Bell's  opi- 
nion about  the  yellow  primrose, 
which  we  have  explained  in  our 
Flight  First  to  the  Lakes.  The  sole 
apology  we  can  offer  for  Sir  Walter 
at  present,  is  a  conjectural  supposi- 
tion, that  he  believes  a  tree  to  be  a 
tree,  and  a  river  to  be  a  river,  on  the 
same  high  Tory  principle  that  we, 
Christopher,  believe  a  fool  to  be  a 
fool,  and  a  Cockney  a  Cockney. 

Nicholas  Michel!  most  seriously 
and  solemnly  believes  that  Samuel 
Taylor  Coleridge  is  no  poet. — His 
"  Wallenstein"  is  a  f  mere  transla- 
tion," Nic  being  doubtless  a  great 
German  scholar  —  and  "  Zapolya" 
and  "  Remorse"  are  "  decided  fail- 
ures." "  Christabel"  he  cannot  en- 
dure— "  than  which  was  never  thing 
penned,  not  excepting  Jack  the  Giant- 
killer  and  Tom  Thumb,  more  mon- 
strously absurd."  We  beg  that  Ni- 
cholas would  reconsider  that  sen- 
tence. There  is,  we  fearlessly  main- 


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Living  Poets  and  Poetesses, 


tain,  in  opposition  even  to  his  autho- 
rity, nothing  monstrously  absurd  in 
Jack  the  Giant-killer  and  TomThumb. 
Let  him  not  suffer  the  feelings  and 
judgment  of  his  innocent  and  there- 
fore enlightened  infancy,  to  be  over- 
laid by  the  nightmares  of  his,  alas  ! 
no  longer  immaculate  and  therefore 
obfuscated  manhood.  True,  it  is 
too  much  the  fashion  of  these  super- 
cilious and  sophisticated  times,  to 
laugh  at  the  orient  day-dreams  of 
the  yet  unbreeched  man-child,  who 
is,  nathless,  the  High  Priest  of  Na- 
ture, and  knows  more  of  her  myste- 
ries than  he  may  do  when  he  be- 
comes Bishop  of  Chichester.  Let 
old  Nic,  then,  become  young  Nic; 
let  him  throw  off  the  man-and-devil, 
and  be  once  more  the  angel-and-child  j 
and  we  offer  to  lay  a  gallon  of  Glen- 
livet  to  a  saucer  of  saloop,  that,  re- 
stored to  his  original  capacities  and 
powers,  his  regenerated  mind  will 
see  the  full  effulgence  of  the  glory  of 
those  two  poems ;  that 

"  A  settled  smile  of  stern  vindictive  joy 
Kindling  one  moment  Nicky's  burning 
cheek," 

will  testify  the  enthusiasm  with 
which  he  reads  the  Tale  of  all  those 
Giants  by  Jack  so  righteously  slain ; 
that  a  gush  from 

"  The  sacred  source  of  sympathetic  tears" 

will  bear  witness  to  the  pathos  of  that 
pity  with  which  he  hangs  o'er  that 
other  tale,  alas !  "  too  tender  and  too 
true,"  of  the  unterrified  Thomas, 
who,  by  a  heroic  death,  illustrated 
that  affecting  Scriptural  image, "  flesh 
is  grass." 

Nicholas  must  be  the  son  of  an 
Usher — of  the  Gentleman  in  Black. 
He  is  for  horsing  all  the  poets.  The 
son  of  the  schoolmaster  waxes  savage 
— the  bottom-brusher  breaks  out  in 
his  boy — at  sight  of  an  unlucky  bard 
mounted  for  punishment. 

"  Oh,  Coleridge !  when  at  school  where 

Avon  flashes, 
Hadst  thou,  if  bidden  to  rhyme,  scrawl'd 

lines  so  bad, 
Thy  master  would  have  given  thee  fifty 

lashes, 
Deeming  such  might  beat  brains  into  the 

lad; 
And  now  a  man,  such  jargon  canst  thou 

write  ? 
And  boast  it  too  ?   The  rod  shall  slay  thee 

quite  /" 


961 

Inhuman  monster  I  and  to  dare  to  use 
such  threats  on  the  eve  of  the  pass- 
ing of  the  Reform  Bill !  Does  Nicho- 
las Caligula  Nero  Domitian  Michell 
imagine  that  the  Mob  will  permit  the 
March  of  Intellect  to  be  accelerated 
by  such  sanguinary  "  means  and  ap- 
pliances to  boot"  as  these— means 
that  make  the  flesh  of  the  leanest 
shudder,  and  the  sinews  of  the 
strongest  crawl  like  spiders  on  their 
bones,  while  he,  the  Epitome  of  the 
Four  most  diabolical  of  the  Twelve 
Caesars,  murmurs  his  murderous  sug- 
gestions in  a  lisping  whisper,  as  soft 
as  if  he  were  soliciting  an  assigna- 
tion with  the  Hebe  of  some  suburban 
tea-garden,  to  have  surrendered  to 
his  virgin  embrace  those  beauties 
which  have  been  bandied  about,  for 
time  immemorial,  from  Hyde  Park 
Corner  to  St  Paul's  ? 
"  And  this  is  Christabel!  Oh  !  shame  !  oh  ! 

shame ! 

The  Mariner  is  worse,  if  such  can  be  ; 
Which,  certes,  bedlamites  might  blush  to 

claim : 

Where  vessels  sail  without  or  wind  or  sea, 
Birds  to  be  slain,  track  barks  through 

thin  and  thick, 
And  slimy  things  with  legs — Tm  choked 

—I'm  sick !  /" 

To  prevent  Nicholas  from  being 
choked,  the  best  recipe  is  also  the 
readiest — let  the  person  next  him 
give  him  a  vigorous  thump  on  the 
back  between  the  shoulders,  till  the 
dust  flies  from  his  bottle-green,  and 
the  bit  of  poetry  he  has  been  attempt- 
ing to  bolt,  out  of  his  orifice  will  jump 
like  bacon.  But  what  shall  we  do 
for  the  poor  fellow,  seeing  he  is  so 
sick?  An  emetic  or  a  purge — or 
both  ?  BOTH  ,  Which  first  ?  Emetic. 
What  ?  Ipecacuanha.  And  what  then  ? 
Calomel — in  such  a  dose  as  might 
pass  current  in  the  United  States. 
How  do  you  feel  now,  Nicholas  ? 
Any  easier  ?  Why,  you  look  as  lank 
as  a  grey  hound ',  you  who  within 
these  ten  minutes  were  as  dumpy  as 
a  pug. 

Cross-bred  curs,  it  is  well  known 
to  dog-fancierB,  take  causeless  dislike 
to  particular  persons,  whom  they 
never  see  without  shewing  their 
teeth,  and  whom,  but  for  fear,  they 
would  bite.  It  is  uniformly  the  most 
placid  and  pleasing  persons,  at  whom 
the  misbegotten  miscreants  from 
Hockley  in  the  Hole  and  Marybone 
make  the  mouths  we  mention ;  they 


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Living  Poets  and  Poetesses* 


[June, 


crouch  on  their  bellies  before  the  feet, 
and  lay  their  muzzles  on  the  knees 
of  scamps.  Now,  without  meaning  to 
apply  personally  this  strong  illustra- 
tion to  Nicholas,  we  may  remark,  that 
there  exists  not  a  more  inoffensive 
man  than  the  author  of  Christabel ; 
that  it  has  been  found  so  difficult  to 
dislike  him,  that  the  most  malignant 
out  of  pure  spite  have  given  up  the 
attempt;  and  therefore  the  enigma 
we  propose  for  solution  in  the  next 
number  of  the  Halfpenny  Magazine 
is, "  Why  delighteth  Nicholas  Michell 
to  insult  S.  T.  Coleridge  ?"  That  he 
has  a  diseased  and  depraved  plea- 
sure in  doing  so,  is  manifest  not  only 
by  the  disgusting  doggerel  which  he 
has  drivelled  above,  but  by  the  inso- 
lent saliva  which  he  slavers  below — 
"  Art  thou  the  bard  whose  brows  the 

laurel  wear  ? 

When  shall  a  cap  and  bells  be  mounted 
there  ?" 

Now,  we  inform  the  correspond- 
ents of  the  Penny  Magazine,  who 
will  be  inundating  that  prosperous 
periodical  with  their  solutions,  that 
they  must  not  expect  to  gain  the 
prize  by  any  such  vague  generalities 
as  the  following— that  "  gentle  dul- 
ness  ever  loves  a  joke;"  that  stupi- 
dity is  spiteful;  that  the  obscure 
"  choke  and  sicken"  with  envy  of 
the  illustrious,  beyond  the  cleansing 
power  of  bastinado,  ipecacuanha,  and 
calomel ;  or  that  Nicholas  is  a  ninny. 
They  must  favour  us  with  some- 
thing more  recherche — else  we  shall 
have  no  credit  in  our  charade. 

But— 

"  He  comes!  lo !  Words  worth  comes! 
back,  sons  of  men !" 

Nicholas  seems  to  have  a  sad  pre- 
sentiment of  Peter  Bell  and  his  cud- 
gel. 

"  Hark!  from  his  manly  breast  that  loud 
alas! 

As  {  east  and  west'  brays  Peter's  cudgel- 
led ass." 

Why,  Peter's  cudgelled  ass  has  as 
good  a  right,  perhaps  not  so  strong  a 
reason,  to  bray  as  Christopher's  cud- 
gelled ass,  and  who  he  may  be,  we 
leave  the  reader  to  conjecture. 

"  Yes,  rear  an  arch  of  triumph   to  the 

skies ; 
First  let   great   Wordsworth,  then    the 

Pedlar  pass ; 


Like  Quixote,  Sancho,  they're  on  high 

emprise, 
Although,  ah  me !  they  lackjboth  steed 

and  ass." 

And  Nicholas  has  kindly  provided 
them  with  the  latter  animal.  He  is 
no  longer  a  deficit ;  the  "  Vagrant 
Merchant,"  had  he  not  sent  his  pack 
a-packing,  might,  on  rising  a  hill, 
have  rested  himself,  by  laying  the 
load  on  Nicholas,  Avho  would  have 
considered  himself  richly  rewarded 
by  an  additional  docken. 
"  O  Wordsworth!  was  it  not  at  full  of 

moon 
Thou  framedst  thy  system,  frantic  every 

part  ? 
Think'st  thou  that  prose  is  poetry,    as 

soon 
As  rhymed  by  ear,  and  metred  out  by 

art? 
That  bright  imaginings,  and  thought'pro- 

found, 
Are  plants  that  flourish  most  in  barren 

ground  ? 
But  worse,  immortal  Bard  !  oh,  worse 

than  all, 

Thy  dulness  and  obscurity  we  deem ; 
For  if  the  senses  brave   sleep's    leaden 

thrall, 

The  spirit  wanders  in  a  wildering  dream  : 
We  read,  we  ponder,  pause,  peruse  again — 
'Tis  too  sublime  for  us,  the  sons  of  men  !" 
The  penultimate  line  of  this  extract 
is  exceedingly  picturesque.  We  see 
Nicholas  striving  to  escape  sleep. 
"  His  senses  brave  sleep's  leaden 
thrall ;"  but  still  his  face  has  that  ab- 
surd expression  that  Morpheus,  even 
when  kept  at  some  distance,  con- 
trives to  impart  to  the  features  of 
the  yawner,  by  squirting  over  them 
a  preparation  of  poppies.  His  eyes 
are  oysters.  The  flies  make  their 
exits  and  their  entrances,  without 
his  mouth  being  aware  of  their  Say- 
ings and  Doings.  He  reads  the  pas- 
sage for  the  tenth  time — compre- 
hending at  each  perusal  but  a  tithe 
of  the  meaning  that  appeared  to  ap- 
pertain to  its  predecessor,  so  that  he 
at  last  masters  but  the  hundredth 
part  of  that  of  which  at  first  he  had 
no  idea; — he  ponders,  he  perpends, 
he  is  observed  to  shake  his  head, 
and  with  hesitating  hand  slightly  to 
raise  his  Caxon,  to  let  the  air  circu- 
late round  "  the  dome  of  thought, 
the  palace  of  the  soul ;" — he  pauses, 
and  looks  around  the  room  with  a 
countenance  from  which  the  most 
innocent  no-meanings  have,  on  evi- 


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Living  Poets  and  Poetesses. 


dence  merely  circumstantial,  been 
sentenced  to  transportation,  or  at 
least  banishment,  for  life; — in  the 
midst  of  all  this  woe-begone  appeal 
to  the  pity  of  an  unsympathizing 
world,  nothing  will  satisfy  the  un- 
conscionable idiot,  but  to  "  peruse 
again ;"  and,  finally,  finding  that  the 
case  is  hopeless,  he  sinks  back  on 
the  Free  and  Easy  chair  which  had 
been  vacated  an  hour  ago  by  the 
President  of  the  Dirty  Shirt,  and,  as 
if  spying  for  spiders  in  a  corner  of 
the  ceiling,  emits  out  of  a  puckered- 
up  mouth,  Avhose  pomposity  sur- 
passes that  of  his  paternal  peda- 
gogue, 

"  TlS  TOO   SUBLIME  FOR  Us,  THE  SONS   OF 

MEN  !" 

But  nothing  else  will  satisfy  the 
inexorable  Nicholas  than  to  hang 
Wordsworth.  He  confesses,  that 

"  Beauties,  like  flowerets  scatter'd  o'er 

the  wild, 
Th'  Excursion  grace,  nor  is  thy  Duddon 

bad  j" 

and  we  were  not  without  hopes  that 
he  was  about  to  propose  getting  a 
medal  struck  in  honour  of  the  Bard ; 
when  to  our  dismay,  and,  we  must 
add,  our  indignation,  he  thus  de- 
nounces doom  on  the  "  sole  king  of 
rocky  Cumberland" — 

"  But  these  will  not  atone  for  countless 

crimes, 
So  suffer  on  the  gallows  of  my  rhymes." 

What !  has  the  author  of  the  Lyrical 
Ballads,  Mr  Wordsworth,  been  con- 
victed of  robbery,  arson,  and  mur- 
der ?  Yet  there  will  be  some  diffi- 
culty in  carrying  the  sentence  into 
execution.  For  the  gallows  of  Mr  Mi- 
chell's  rhymes  consists  of  a  number 
of  bare  poles  of  unequal  lengths,  that 
have  shot  up  without  sap ;  and  could 
we  even  suppose  them  formed  into 
something  like  a  scaffold  and  'a  gib- 
bet, the  crazy  concern  would  not 
support  the  weight  of  a  personable 
felon  like  Mr  Wordsworth,  till  he  had 
finished  the  prayers  appointed  for 
that  morning's  service ;  and  then,  of 
the  many  hundred  lines  of  this  sati- 
rist's spinning,  the  strongest  would 
not  sustain  a  ny.  So  feeble  are  they, 
that  a  midge  would  ,so  stretch  even 
a  picked  line,  that  if  suspended  by  it 
for  a  moment,  his  feet  would  be 
touching  the  ground,  and  the  eman- 

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9C3 

cipated    animalcula    would   escape 
from  justice. 

We  begin  to  have  a  feeling  that  we 
have  been  too  contumelious  on  Mr 
Nicholas,  and  cannot  be  happy  at  the 
thought  of  parting  company  with  him, 
till  we  have  made  the  amende  hon- 
ourable. It  is  our  belief  that  there 
is  little  or  no  harm  in  him,  and  that 
he  might  be  made,  by  a  judicious  and 
strict  regimen  of  chastisement,  in 
some  of  the  inferior  departments,  not 
of  literary,  but  of  manual  labour,  a 
not  altogether  useless  member  of  the 
community.  We  fear  his  talents  are 
not  quick  enough  to  qualify  him  for 
a  tailor.  No — he  could  never  be  a 
Place.  Nor  is  his  eyesight  suffi- 
ciently sharp,  we  suspect,  for  either 
of  those  two  occupations  which  Adam 
Smith  mentions  in  illustration  of  the 
wonderful  effects  of  the  division  of 
labour — we  mean,  sharpening  the 
points,  or  rounding  the  heads,  of 
pins.  We  must  find  for  him  some 
broader  employment,  of  which  the 
work  requires  no  nicety  of  touch, 
and  may  be  slobbered  over,  in  a  ge- 
neral way,  to  the  satisfaction  of  the 
industrious  capitalist.  What  does  he 
think  of  that  handicraft  devoted  to 
the  affixation,  on  the  walls  of  tho- 
roughfares, of  advertisements  and  an- 
nouncements, at  once  useful  and  or- 
namental, of  political  or  philosophical 
intelligence  to  the  lieges  inhabiting 
towns  and  cities,  and  suffering  under 
an  unappeasable  hunger  and  thirst 
for  News— News— News  ?  Yes!  Ni- 
cholas must  be  a  BILL-STICKBR  ! 

But  he  must  not  expect  to  retain 
the  situation  which  we  have  in  our 
eye  for  him,  and  which,  in  the  event 
of  a  dissolution  on  the  passing  of 
some  Reform  Bill  or  other,  will  be 
a  most  lucrative  one,  unless  he  for- 
swear Satire,  and  let  Poetry  go  to  the 
pot.  He  must  adhere  to  his  batter. 
There  is  a  fine  opening  now  in  Edin- 
burgh in  that  department  for  an  ac- 
tive young  man ;  and  though  hereto- 
fore, perhaps,  the  habits  of  Nicholas 
may  have  been  rather  too  sedentary, 
his  constitution,  on  the  other  hand, 
has  not  been  impaired  by  his  having 
been,  [like  many  less  fortunate  but 
equally  meritorious  lads,  appren- 
ticed to  the  trade  before  his  sinews 
were  strung  and  his  joints  knit ;  and 
as  he  is  in  the  prime  of  life,  after  a 
few  weeks'  "  training  on  the  sly," 
there  cannot  be  the  least  doubt  in 


Living  Poets  and  Poetesses, 


964 

the  world  that  he  would  prove  him- 
self an  accomplished — a  consummate 
master. 

But  should  he  in  the  pride  of  ge- 
nius refuse  the  appointment,  let  him 
at  least  accept  our  advice.  We  are  in 
the  dark  as  to  his  present  profession, 
and  should  suppose  from  the  symp- 
toms that  he  has  none  at  all.  Now 
idleness  is  the  fruitful  mother  of 
vice  and  folly ;  and  we  beseech  Ni- 
cholas to  turn  to  an  honest  calling, 
and  think  no  more  of  the  Living 
Poets,  or  of  the  Living  Poetesses. 
Those  Ladies  of  the  Lay  are  a  peril- 
ous people ;  and  the  mildest  of  them 
all  more  than  a  match  for  old— a 
fortiori,  for  young  Nic.  He  must 
positively  discontinue  his  addresses 
to  the  Muses,  if  he  indulges  the  fond 
hope  of  continuing  to  wear  a  coat  de- 
cently roughish  in  the  nap.  The  most 
forlorn  sight  on  the  hopeless  earth 
seems  to  us,  in  our  m elan choly  moods, 
to  be  the  nether  integuments  of  a 
email  critical  versifier  without  any 
brains.  Much  shabby-genteel  wretch- 
edness, no  doubt,  often  accompanies 
a  life  of  petty  prose ;  but  still  there 
seems  something  wanting  to  com- 

Elete  the  picture.  That  something 
j  the  "  accomplishment  of  verse." 
That  is  felt  to  lend  the  finishing 
touch  to  the  feebleness  ;  and  as  Tho- 
mas the  Rhymer  totters  by,  we  hear 
the  supplicating  shadow  say, 

"  For  I  am  poor  and  miserably  old  !" 

But  independently  of  all  these  con- 
siderations, Nicholas  should  cease  to 
be  satirical,  simply  because  of  the 
absurdity  of  the  silliest  sumph  being 
so,  that  has,  during  the  present  cen- 
tury, taken  his  station  among  the 
scribblers.  We  can  charge  our  me- 
mory with  nothing  approximating 
him  in  that  way;  there  is  a  silliness 
within  a  silliness  in  much  he  writes, 
that  has  sometimes  almost  persuaded 
us  that  we  have  been  seeing  triple ; 
we  have  been  tempted  to  say  "  there 
is  a  depth  of  shallowness  here  which 
we  cannot  fathom ;"  "  how  pro- 
foundly -superficial !"  "  In  all  this 
creeping  and  crawling  there  is  some- 
thing sublime!"  Unquestionably  so 
— our  author  is  a  man  of  distinction ; 
without  reluctance,  we  announce  Mr 
Nicholas  Michell— the  Weakest  Man 
of  the  Age. 

We  shall  suppose  him  tolerably 


[June, 


well-off  in  the  world,  with  two  meals 
per  diem,  and  in  his  wardrobe  a 
change  of  raiment.  In  such  easy  cir- 
cumstances, why  satirical  ?  Grati- 
tude should  make  him  in  love  with 
the  "  great  globe,  and  all  which  it 
inherits."  If  he  must  write,  then,  let 
him  dribble  Thanksgiving  Odes.  One 
so  sleek  must  not  be  so  satirical. 
Why  run  about  with  his  plumage 
all  ruffled  like  a  peevish  Friesland 
capon,  always  complaining  of  some- 
thing or  other,  as  if  no  cinders  were 
to  his  mind,  when  he  might  be  per- 
mitted to  play  the  part  for  which  the 
ornithologist  sees  he  is  designed,  that, 
namely,  of  the  bantam  about  his 
own  doors,  with  the  feathers  down 
to  his  heels,  and  indeed  far  beyond, 
lying  in  the  natural  way;  his  own 
little  dunghill  undisturbed  by  any 
alien  crow,  and  his  own  "  shrill 
clarion"  heard  through  several  closes 
all  leading  into  a  common  centre, 
the  Court  where  Dandy,  not  unat- 
tended by  dames  and  damsels,  en- 
joys his  hereditary  reign  ? 

We  cannot,  as  our  readers  will  see, 
help  having  a  "  kindly"  as  well  as 
an  "  arch"  feeling  towards  Nicholas. 
And  we  cannotbid  him  good-by  with- 
out requesting  his  attention  to  the 
following  short  statement.  Words- 
worth, Coleridge,  Southey,  Scott,  of 
whom,  in  their  character  of  poets,  he 
writes  with  supercilious  scorn,  are 
men  of  the  highest  order  of  intellect 
and  imagination.  He  is  of  the  lowest 
—or  rather  he  belongs  to  no  order. 
His  height  is  three  inches  and  a  half 
below  the  level  of  the  sea.  The  first 
sight  of  such  a  pigmy  doing  the  su- 
percilious, that  is,  drawing  up  its 
eyebrows  into  a  curve,  inflating  its 
nostrils,  and  curling  its  lip,  is  merely 
ludicrous;  the  second  rather  irritates; 
the  third,  in  spite  of  the  smallness,  gets 
disgusting— and  we  think  of  an  ear- 
wig. We  have  seen  some  impudent 
stir  lately  in  quarters  where  the 
Cockneys  were  wont  to  be  mum  as 
mice.  The  vermin  had  better  be 
quiet ;  and  now  that  they  have  taken 
sweet  counsel  together,  retreat  in 
time  to  their  holes.  Should  a  certain 
Red  Rover  of  a  Grimalkin,  who  shall 
be  nameless,  leap  out  upon  them, 
what  a  topsy-turvy  of  tails  and  whisk- 
ers !  We  should  like  to  see  an  Archi- 
bald Bell-the-Cat  arising  among  the 
Cockneys, 


1832.] 


Salvandy  on  the  late  French  Revolution. 


965 


8ALVANDY  ON  THE  LATE  FRENCH  REVOLUTION.* 


EVER  since  the  late  French  Revo- 
lution broke  out,  and  at  a  time  when 
it  carried  with  it  the  wishes,  and 
deluded  the  judgment,  of  a  large 
and  respectable  portion  of  the  Bri- 
tish public,  we  have  never  ceased 
to  combat  the  then  prevailing  opi- 
nion on  the  subject.  We  asserted 
from  the  very  outset  that  it  was  cal- 
culated to  do  incredible  mischief  to 
the  cause  of  real  freedom;  that  it 
would  throw  back  for  a  very  long 
period  the  march  of  tranquil  liberty  ; 
that  it  restored  at  once  the  rule  of 
the  strongest;  and,  breaking  down 
the  superiority  of  intellect  and 
knowledge  by  the  mere  force  of 
numbers,  would  inevitably  and  ra- 
pidly lead,  through  a  bitter  period  of 
suffering,  to  the  despotism  of  the 
sword. 

We  founded  our  opinion  upon  the 
obvious  facts,  that  the  Revolution 
was  effected  by  the  populace  of  Pa- 
ris, by  the  treachery  of  the  army,  and 
the  force  of  the  barricades,  without 
any  appeal  to  the  judgment  or  wishes 
of  the  remainder  of  France ;  that  a 
constitution  was  framed,  a  King 
chosen,  and  a  government  establish- 
ed at  the  Hotel  de  Ville,  by  a  junto 
of  enthusiastic  heads,  without  either 
deliberation,  time,  or  foresight ;  that 
this  new  constitution  was  announced 
to  the  provinces  by  the  telegraph,  be- 
fore they  were  even  aware  that  a  civil 
Avar  had  broken  out ;  that  the  Citizen 
King  was  thus  not  elected  by  France, 
but  imposed  upon  its  inhabitants  by 
the  mob  of  Paris ;  that  this  convul- 
sion prostrated  the  few  remaining 
bulwarks  of  order  and  liberty  which 
the  prior  revolution  had  left  standing, 
and  nothing  remained  to  oppose  the 
march  of  revolution,  and  the  devour- 
ing spirit  of  Jacobinism,  but  the  force 
of  military  despotism.  That  in  this 
way  no  chance  existed  of  liberty  be- 
ing ultimately  established  in  France, 
because  that  inestimable  blessing 
depended  on  the  fusion  of  all  the 
interests  of  society  in  the  fabric  of 
government,  and  the  prevention  of 
the  encroachments  of  each  class  by 


the  influence  of  the  others ;  and  such 
mutual  balancing  was  impossible  in 
a  country  where  the  whole  middling 
ranks  were  destroyed,  and  nothing 
remained  but  tumultuous  masses  or 
mankind  on  the  one  hand,  and  an 
indignant  soldiery  on  the  other.  We 
maintained  that  the  convulsion  at 
Paris  was  a  deplorable  catastrophe 
for  the  cause  of  freedom  in  all  other 
countries ;  that  by  precipitating  the 
democratic  party  every  where  into 
revolutionary  measures  or  revolu- 
tionary excesses,  it  would  inevitably 
rouse  the  conservative  interests  to 
defend  themselves;  that  in  the 
struggle,  real  liberty  would  be  equal- 
ly endangered  by  the  fury  of  its  in- 
sane friends  and  the  hostility  of  its 
aroused  enemies ;  and  that  the  tran- 
quil spread  of  freedom,  which  had 
been  so  conspicuous  since  the  fall 
of  Napoleon,  would  be  exchanged 
for  the  rude  conflicts  of  military 
power  with  popular  ambition. 

Few,  we  believe,  comparatively 
speaking,  of  our  readers,  fully  went 
along  with  these  views  when  they 
were  first  brought  forward ;  but 
how  completely  have  subsequent 
events  demonstrated  their  justice ; 
and  how  entirely  has  the  public 
mind  in  both  countries  changed  as 
to  the  character  of  this  convulsion 
since  it  took  place !  Freedom  has 
been  unknown  in  France  since  the 
days  of  the  Barricades ;  between  the 
dread  of  popular  excess  on  the  one 
hand,  and  the  force  of  military  power 
on  the  other,  the  independence 
of  the  citizen  has  been  completely 
overthrown ;  Paris  has  been  periodi- 
cally the  scene  of  confusion,  riot, 
and  anarchy ;  the  revolt  of  Lyons 
has  only  been  extinguished  by  Mar- 
shal Soult  at  the  head  of  as  large  an 
army  as  fought  the  Duke  of  Wel- 
lington at  Toulouse,  and  at  as  great 
an  exnense  of  human  life  as  the  re- 
volt of  the  Barricades;  the  army,  in- 
creased from  200,000  to  600,000  men, 
has  been  found  barely  adequate  to 
the  maintenance  of  the  public  tran- 
quillity; 40,000  men,  incessantly 


*  Seize  Mois,  ouLa  Revolution  et  La' Revolutionaires,  par  N,  A.  Salvandy,  auteur 
de  1'Histoire  de  la  Pologne/    Paris,     1831. 


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966 

stationed  round  the  capital,  have,  al- 
most every  month,  answered  the 
cries  of  the  people  for  bread  by 
charges  of  cavalry,  and  all  the  seve- 
rity of  military  execution ;  the  an- 
nual expenditure  has  increased  from 
L.40,000,000  to  L.60,000,000 ;  fifty 
millions  sterling  of  debt  has  been 
incurred  in  eighteen  months;  not- 
withstanding a  great  increase  of 
taxation,  the  revenue  has  declined  a 
fourth  in  its  amount,  with  the  uni- 
versal suffering  of  the  people ;  and  a 
pestilential  disorder  following  as 
usual  in  the  train  of  human  violence 
and  misery,  has  fastened  with  unerr- 
ing certainty  on  the  wasted  scene 
of  political  agitation,  and  swept  off 
twice  as  many  men  in  a  few  weeks 
in  Paris  alone,  as  fell  under  the  Rus- 
sian cannon  on  the  field  of  Borodino. 
Externally,  have  the  effects  of  the 
three  glorious  days  been  less  deplo- 
rable ?  Let  Poland  answer;  let  Bel- 
gium answer;  let  the  British  Em- 
pire answer.  Who  precipitated  a 
gallant  nation  on  a  gigantic  foe  ;  and 
roused  their  hot  blood  by  the  pro- 
mises of  sympathy  and  support,  and 
stirred  up  by  their  emissaries  the 
revolutionary  spirit  in  the  walls  of 
Warsaw  ?  Who  is  answerable  to  God 
and  man  for  having  occasioned  its 
fatal  revolt,  and  buoyed  its  chiefs  up 
with  hopes  of  assistance,  and  stimu- 
lated them  to  refuse  all  offers  of  ac- 
commodation, and  delivered  them 
up,  unaided,  unbefriended,  to  an  in- 
furiated conqueror?  The  revolu- 
tionary leaders;  the  revolutionary 
press  of  France  and  England;  the 
government  of  Louis  Philippe,  and 
the  reforming  Ministers  of  England  ; 
those,  who,  knowing  that  they  could 
render  them  no  assistance,  allowed 
their  journals,  uncontradicted,  to  sti- 
mulate them  to  resistance,  and  de- 
lude them  to  the  last  with  the  hopes 
of  foreign  intervention.  Who  is  an- 
swerable to  God  and  man  for  the 
Belgian  revolt  ?  Who  has  spread  fa- 
mine and  desolation  through  its 
beautiful  provinces,  and  withered  its 
industry  with  a  blast  worse  than  the 
simoom  of  the  desert ;  and  sown  on 
the  theatre  of  British  Glory  those 
poisoned  teeth,  which  must  spring 
up  in  armed  battalions,  and  again  in- 
volve Europe  in  the  whirlwind  of 
war  ?  The  revolutionary  leaders ;  the 
revolutionary  press  of  France  and 
England ;  the  government  of  Louis 


[June, 


Philippe,  and  the  reforming  Minis- 
ters of  this  country ;  those  who  be- 
trayed the  interests  of  their  country 
in  the  pursuit  of  democratic  sup- 
port; who  dismembered  the  domi- 
nions of  a  faithful  ally,  and  drove 
him  back  at  the  cannon  mouth,  when 
on  the  point  of  regaining  his  own 
capital ;  who  surrendered  the  barrier 
of  Marlborough  and  Wellington,  and 
threw  open  the  gates  of  Europe  to 
republican  ambition  after  they  had 
been  closed  by  British  heroism  ? 
Who  are  answerable  to  God  and 
man  for  the  present  distracted  state 
of  the  British  Empire  ?  Who  have 
suspended  its  industry,  and  shaken 
its  credit,  and  withered  its  resources  ? 
Who  have  spread  bitterness  and  dis- 
trust through  its  immense  popula- 
tion, and  filled  its  poor  with  expecta- 
tions that  can  never  be  realized,  and 
its  rich  with  terrors  that  can  never 
be  allayed  ?  Who  have  thrown  the 
torch  of  discord  into  the  bosom  of 
an  united  people ;  and  habituated 
the  lower  orders  to  license,  and  in- 
flated them  with  arrogance,  and  sub- 
jugated thought  and  wisdom  by  the 
force  of  numbers,  and  arrayed 
against  the  concentrated  education 
and  wealth  of  the  nation  the  masses  of 
its  ignorant  and  deluded  inhabitants  ? 
The  reforming  Ministers ;  the  revo- 
lutionary press  of  England;  those 
who  ascended  to  power  amidst  the 
transports  of  the  Barricades;  who 
incessantly  agitated  the  people  to 
uphold  their  falling  administration, 
and  have  incurred  the  lasting  exe- 
cration of  mankind,  by  striving  to  ar- 
ray the  numbers  of  the  nation  against 
its  intelligence,  and  subjugate  the 
powers  of  the  understanding  by  the 
fury  of  the  passions. 

To  demonstrate  that  these  state- 
ments are  not  overcharged  as  to  the 
present  condition  of  France,  and  the 
practical  consequence  of  the  Revo- 
lution of  the  Barricades,  we  subjoin 
the  following  extract  from  an  able 
and  independent  reforming  journal: 

"  If  a  government  is  to  be  judged  of  by 
the  condition  of  the  people,  as  a  tree  by 
its  fruits,  the  present  government  of 
France  must  be  deemed  to  be  extremely 
deficient  in  those  qualities  of  statesman- 
ship which  are  calculated  to  inspire  pub- 
lic confidence  and  make  a  people  happy — 
for  public  discontent,  misery,  commotion, 
and  bloodshed,  have  been  the  melancholy 
characteristics  of  its  sway,  If  the  minis- 


1832.] 


Salvandy  on  the  late  French  Revolution. 


967 


try  of  Louis  Philippe  were  positively  de- 
voted to  the  interests  of  the  ex-royal  fami- 
ly, they  could  not  take  more  effective  steps 
than  they  have  hitherto  done  to  make  the 
vices  of  that  family  be  forgotten,  and  to 
reinforce  the  ranks  of  the  party  which 
labours  incessantly  for  their  recall. 

"  With  short  intervals  of  repose,  Paris 
has  been  a  scene  of  emeutes  and  disturb- 
ances which  would  disgrace  a  semi-civi- 
lized country,  and  to  this  sort  of  inter- 
mittent turbulence  it  has  been  doomed 
ever  since  Louis  Philippe  ascended  the 
throne,  but  more  especially  since  Casimir 
Perier  was  intrusted  with  the  reins  of 
responsible  government.  It  is  a  melan- 
choly fact  that,  under  the  revolutionized 
government  of  France,  more  blood  has 
been  shed  in  conflicts  between  the  people 
and  the  military,  than  during  the  15  years 
of  the  restoration,  if  we  except  the  three 
days  of  resistance  to  the  ordinances  in 
Paris,  which  ended  in  the  dethronement 
of  Charles  the  Tenth. 

"  Yet  we  do  not  know  if  we  ought  to 
except  the  carnage  of  those  three  days,  for 
we  recollect  having  seen  a  communication 
from  Lyons,  soon  after  the  commotions 
in  that  city,  in  which  it  was  stated  that  a 
greater  number  of  persons,  both  citizens 
and  soldiers,  fell  in  the  conflict  between 
the  workmen'and  the  military,  than  were 
slain  during  the  memorable  three  days  of 
Paris.  Let  us  add  to  this  the  slaughter 
at  Grenoble,  where  the  people  were  again 
victorious,  and  the  sabrings  and  shootings 
which  have  taken  place  in  minor  conflicts 
in  several  towns  and  departments,  and  it 
will  be  found  that  the  present  government 
maintains  its  power  at  a  greater  cost  of 
French  blood  than  that  which  it  has  su- 
perseded."— Morning  Herald. 

We  have  long  and  anxiously  look- 
ed for  some  publication  from  a  man 
of  character  and  literary  celebrity 
of  the  liberal  party  in  France,  which 
might  throw  the  same  light  on  the 
consequences  of  its  late  revolution 
as  the  work  of  M.  Dumont  has  done 
on  the  proceedings  of  the  Consti- 
tuent Assembly.  Such  a  work  is 
now  before  us,  from  the  able  and 
eloquent  pen  of  M.  Salvandy,  to 
whose  striking  history  of  Poland,  we 
have  in  a  recent  number  requested 
the  attention  of  our  readers.  He  has 
always  been  a  liberal,  opposed  in  the 
Chamber  of  Deputies  all  the  arbitrary 
acts  of  the  late  government,  and  is 
a  decided  defender  of  the  revolution 
of  July.  From  such  a  character  the 
testimony  borne  to  its  practical  ef- 
fects is  of  the  highest  value. 


"  The  restoration,"  says  he,  "  bore  in, 
its  bosom  an  enemy,  from  whose  attacks 
PYance  required  incessant  protection. 
That  enemy  was  the  counter  revolutionary 
spirit ;  in  other  words,  the  passion  to  de- 
duce without  reserve  all  its  consequences 
from  the  principle  of  legitimacy  j  the 
desire  to  overturn,  for  the  sake  of  the  an- 
cient interests,  the  political  system  esta- 
blished by  the  revolution,  and  consecrated 
by  the  charter  and  a  thousand  oaths.  It 
was  the  cancer  which  consumed  it ;  the 
danger  was  pointed  out  for  fifteen  years, 
and  at  length  it  devoured  it. 

"  The  revolution  of  July  also  bore  in 
its  entrails  another  curse  :  this  was  the 
revolutionary  spirit?  evoked  from  the 
bloody  chaos  of  our  first  revolution,  by  the 
sound  of  the  rapid  victory  of  the  people 
over  the  royalty.  That  fatal  spirit  has 
weighed  upon  the  destinies  of  France, 
since  the  revolution  of  1830,  like  its  evil 
genius.  I  write  to  illustrate  its  effects  ; 
and  I  feel  I  should  ill  accomplish  my  task 
if  I  did  not  at  the  same  time  combat  its 
doctrines. 

"  The  counter  revolution  was  no 
ways  formidable,  but  in  consequence 
of  the  inevitable  understanding  which 
existed  between  its  supporters  and  the 
crown,  who,  although  it  long  refused 
them  its  arms,  often  lent  them  its  shield. 
The  revolutionary  spirit  has  also  a  power- 
ful ally,  which  communicates  to  it  force 
from  its  inherent  energy.  This  ally  is  the 
democracy  ivhich  now  reigns  as  a  despot 
over  France  ,•  that  is,  without  moderation, 
without  wisdom,  without  perceiving  that 
it  reigns  only  for  the  behoof  of  the  spirit 
of  disorder — that  terrible  ally  which  causes 
it  to  encrease  its  own  power,  and  will  ter- 
minate by  destroying  it.  It  is  time  to 
speak  to  the  one  and  the  other  a  firm 
language  ;  to  recall  to  both  principles  as 
old  as  the  world,  which  have  never  yet 
been  violated  with  impunity  by  nations, 
and  which  successively  disappear  from 
the  midst  of  us,  stifled  under  the  instinct 
of  gross  desires,  rash  passions,  pusillani- 
mous concessions,  and  subversive  laws. 
Matters  are  come  to  such  a  point,  that  no 
small  courage  is  now  required  to  unfold 
these  sacred  principles  ;  and  yet  all  the 
objects  of  the  social  union,  the  bare  pro- 
gress of  nations,  the  dignity  of  the  human 
race,  the  cause  of  freedom  itself,  is  at  stake. 
That  liberty  is  to  be  seen  engraven  at  the 
gate  of  all  our  cities,  emblazoned  on  all 
our  monuments,  floating  on  all  our  stand- 
ards ;  but,  alas  !  it  will  float  there  in  vain 
if  the  air  which  we  breathe  is  charged 
with  anarchy,  as  with  a  mortal  contagion, 
and  if  that  scourge  marks  daily  with  its 
black  mark  some  of  our  maxims,  of  our 


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968 

laws,  of  our  powers,  while  it  is  incessant- 
ly advancing  to  the  destruction  of  society 
itself.1' 

"  What  power  required  the  sacrifice  of 
the  peerage  ?  Let  the  minister  answer  it, 
he  said  it  again  and  again  with  candour 
and  courage.  It  is  to  popular  prejudice, 
democratic  passion,  the  intoxication  of 
demagogues,  the  blind  hatred  of  every 
species  of  superiority,  that  this  immense 
sacrifice  has  been  offered.  I  do  not  fear 
to  assert,  that  a  nation  which  has  enforced 
such  a  sacrifice,  on  such  altars;  a  nation 
which  could  demand  or  consent  to  such  a 
sacrifice,  has  declared  itself  in  the  face  of 
the  world  ignorant  of  freedom,  and  per- 
haps incapable  of  enjoying  it. 

"  That  was  the  great  battle  of  our  re- 
volutionary party.  It  has  gained  it.  It 
is  no  longer  by  our  institutions  that  we 
can  be  defended  from  its  enterprises  and 
its  folly.  The  good  sense  of  the  public  is 
now  our  last  safeguard.  But  let  us  not 
deceive  ourselves.  Should  the  public  spi- 
rit become  deranged,  we  are  undone.  It 
depends  in  future  on  a  breath  of  opinion, 
whether  anarchy  should  not  rise  triumph- 
ant in  the  midst  of  the  powers  of  govern- 
ment. Mistress  of  the  ministry  by  the 
elections,  it  would  speedily  become  so 
of  the  Upper  House,  by  the  new  creations 
ivhich  it  would  force  upon  the  crown.  The 
Upper  House  will  run  the  risk,  at  every 
quinquennial  renewal  of  its  numbers,  of 
becoming  a  mere  party  assemblage  :  an 
assembly  elected  at  second  hand  by  the 
Chamber  of  Deputies  and  the  electoral  col- 
leges. The  ruling  party  henceforth,  in- 
stead of  coming  to  a  compromise  with  it, 
which  constitutes  the  balance  of  the  three 
powers,  arid  the  basis  of  a  constitutional 
monarchy,  will  only  require  to  incorporate 
itself  with  it.  At  the  first  shock  of  parties, 
the  revolutionary  faction  will  gain  this 
immense  advantage ;  it  will  emerge  from 
the  bosom  of  our  institutions  as  from  its 
eyrie,  and  reign  over  France  with  the 
wings  of  terror. 

"  In  vain  do  the  opposing  parties  repeat 
that  the  revolution  of  1830  does  not  re- 
semble that  of  1789.  That  is  the  very 
point  at  issue  ;  and  I  will  indulge  in  all 
your  hopes,  if  you  are  not  as  rash  as  your 
predecessors,  as  ready  to  destroy,  as  much 
disposed  to  yield  to  popular  wishes,  that 
is,  to  the  desire  of  the  demagogues  who 
direct  them.  But  can  I  indulge  the  hope, 
that  a  people  will  not  twice  in  forty  years 
commence  the  same  career  of  faults  and 
misfortunes,  when  you  who  have  the 
reins  of  power,  are  already  beginning  the 
same  errors  ?  I  must  say,  the  revolution 
of  1830  runs  the  same  risk  as  its  prede- 
cessor, if  it  precipitates  its  chariot  to  the 


[June, 


edge  of  the  same  precipice*.  Every 
where  the  spirit  of  the  1791  will  bear  the 
same  fruits.  In  heaven  as  in  earth,  it  can 
engender  only  the  demon  of  anarchy. 

"  The  monarchy  of  the  Constituent 
Assembly,  that  monarchy  which  fell  al- 
most as  soon  as  it  arose,  did  not  perish, 
as  is  generally  supposed,  from  an  imper- 
fect equilibrium  of  power,  a  bad  defini- 
tion of  the  royal  prerogative,  or  the  weak- 
ness of  the  throne.  No — the  vice  lay 
deeper  j  it  was  in  its  entrails.  The  old 
crown  of  England  was  not  adorned  with 
more  jewels  than  that  ephemeral  crown 
of  the  King  of  the  French.  But  the 
crown  of  England  possesses  in  the  social, 
not  less  than  the  political  state  of  Eng- 
land, powerful  support,  of  which  France 
is  totally  destitute.  A  constitution  with- 
out guarantees  there  reposed  on  a  society 
which  was  equally  destitute  of  them, 
which  was  as  movable  as  the  sands  of 
Africa,  as  easily  raised  by  the  breaths  of 
whirlwinds.  The  revolution  which 
founded  that  stormy  society,  founded  it 
on  false  and  destructive  principles.  Not 
content  with  levelling  to  the  dust  the  an- 
cient hierarchy,  the  old  privileges  of  the 
orders,  the  corporate  rights  of  towns, 
which  time  had  doomed  to  destruction,  it 
levelled  with  the  same  stroke  the  most 
legitimate  guarantees  as  the  most  artifi- 
cial distinctions.  It  called  the  masses  of 
mankind  not  to  equality,  but  to  supre- 
macy. 

"  The  constitution  was  established  on 
the  same  principles.  In  defiance  of  the 
whole  experience  of  ages,  the  Assembly 
disdained  every  intermediate  or  powerful 
institution  which  was  founded  on  those 
conservative  principles,  without  attention 
to  which  no  state  on  earth  has  ever  yet 
flourished.  In  a  word,  it  called  the 
masses  not  to  liberty,  but  to  power* 

"  After  having  done  this,  no  method 
remained  to  form  a  counterpoise  to  this 
terrible  power.  A  torrent  had  been 
created  without  bounds — an  ocean  with- 
out a  shore.  By  the  eternal  laws  of  na- 
ture, it  was  furious,  indomitable,  destruc- 
tive, changeable ;  leaving  nothing  stand- 
ing but  the  scaffolds  on  which  royalty  and 
rank,  and  all  that  was  illustrious  in  talent 
and  virtue,  speedily  fell ;  until  the  people, 
disabused  by  suffering,  and  worn  out  by 
passion,  resigned  their  fatal  sovereignty 
into  the  hands  of  a  great  man.  Such  it 
was,  such  it  will  be,  to  the  end  of  time. 
The  same  vices,  the  same  scourges,  the 
same  punishments. 

"  When  you  do  not  wish  to  fall  into 
an  abyss,  you  must  avoid  the  path  which 
leads  to  it.  When  you  condemn  a  prin- 
ciple, you  must  have  the  courage  to  con- 


1832.] 


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969 


demu  its  premises,  or  to  resign  yourself 
to  see  the  terrible  logic  of  party,  the  au- 
stere arms  of  fortune,  deduce  its  conse- 
quences ;  otherwise,  you  plant  a  tree,  and 
refuse  to  eat  its  fruits ;  you  form  a  volcano, 
and  expect  to  sleep  in  peace  by  its  side. 

"  With  the  exception  of  the  Constitu- 
ent Assembly,  where  all  understandings 
were  fascinated,  where  there  reigned  a 
sort  of  sublime  delirium,  all  the  subse- 
quent legislatures  during  the  revolution 
did  evil,  intending  to  do  good.  The  abo- 
lition of  the  monarchy  was  a  concession 
of  the  Legislative  Assembly;  the  head  of 
the  King  an  offering  of  the  Convention. 
The  Girondists  in  the  Legislative  Body,  in 
surrendering  the  monarchy,  thought  they 
were  doing  the  only  thing  which  could 
save  order.  Such  was  their  blindness, 
that  they  could  not  see  that  their  own 
acts  had  destroyed  order,  and  its  last  sha- 
dow vanished  with  the  fall  of  the  throne. 
The  Plain,  or  middle  party  in  the  Con- 
vention, by  surrendering  Louis  to  the 
executioner,  thought  to  satiate  the  people 
with  that  noble  blood;  and  they  were 
punished  for  it,  by  being  compelled  to 
give  their  own,  and  that  of  all  France. 
It  was  on  the  same  principle  that  in  our 
times  the  peerage  has  fallen  the  victim  of 
deplorable  concessions.  May  that  great 
concession,  which  embraces  more  interests, 
and  destroys  more  conservative  principles 
than  are  generally  supposed,  which  shakes 
at  once  all  the  pillars  of  the  social  order, 
not  prepare  for  those  who  have  occasioned 
it  unavailing  regret  and  deserved  punish- 
ment ! 

"  The  divine  justice  has  a  sure  means 
of  punishing  the  exactions,  the  passions, 
and  the  weaknesses  which  subvert  society. 
It  consists  in  allowing  the  parties  who 
urge  on  the  torrent,  to  reap  the  conse- 
quences of  their  actions.  Thus  they  go 
on,  without  disquieting  themselves  as  to 
the  career  on  which  they  have  entered  ; 
without  once  looking  behind  them ;  think- 
ing only  on  the  next  step  they  have  to 
make  in  the  revolutionary  progress,  and 
always  believing  that  it  will  be  the  last. 
But  the  weight  of  committed  faults  drags 
them  on,  and  they  perish  under  the  rock 
of  Sisyphus. 

"  I  will  not  attempt  to  conceal  my  sen- 
timents :  the  political  and  moral  state  of 
my  country  fills  me  with  consternation. 
When  you  contemplate  its  population  in 
general,  so  calm,  so  laborious,  so  desirous 
to  enjoy  in  peace  the  blessings  which  the 
hand  of  God  has  poured  so  liberally  into 
the  bosom  of  our  beautiful  France,  you 
are  filled  with  hope,  and  contemplate  with 
the  eye  of  hope  the  future  state  of  our 
country.  But  if  you  direct  your  look  to 


the  region  where  party  strife  combats ;  if 
you  contemplate  their  incessant  efforts  to 
excite  in  the  masses  of  the  population  all 
the  bad  passions  of  the  social  order;  to 
rouse  them  afresh  when  they  are  becoming 
dormant ;  to  enrol  them  in  regular  array 
when  they  are  floating  ;  to  make,  for  the 
sake  of  contending  interests,  one  body,  and 
march  together  to  one  prey,  which  they 
will  dispute  in  blood  :  how  is  it  possible 
to  mistake,  in  that  delirium  of  passion, 
in  that  oblivion  of  the  principles  of  order, 
in  that  forgetfulness  of  the  conditions  on 
which  it  depends,  the  fatal  signs  which 
precede  the  most  violent  convulsions  !  A 
people  in  whose  bosom,  for  sixteen  months, 
disorder  has  marched  with  its  head  erect, 
and  its  destroying  axe  in  hand,  has  not 
yet  settled  its  accounts  with  the  wrath 
of  Heaven. 

"  While  I  am  yet  correcting  these  lines; 
while  I  am  considering  if  they  do  riot 
make  too  strong  a  contrast  to  the  public 
security — if  they  do  not  too  strongly  ex- 
press my  profound  conviction  of  the  dan- 
gers of  my  country — the  wrath  of  heaven, 
has  burst  upon  that  France,  half  blinded, 
half  insane.  Fortune  has  too  cruelly 
justified  my  sinister  presages.  Revolt, 
assassination,  civil  war,  have  deluged  with 
blood  a  great  city ;  and  it  would  be  absurd 
to  be  astonished  at  it.  We  have  sown  the 
seeds  of  anarchy  with  liberal  hands  ;  it  is 
a  crop  which  never  fails  to  yield  a  plenti- 
ful harvest. 

"  It  is  to  the  men  of  property,  of  what- 
ever party,  that  I  now  address  myself:  to 
those  who  have  no  inclination  for  anarchy, 
whatever  may  be  its  promises  or  its  me- 
naces ;  to  those  who  would  fear,  by  run- 
ning before  it,  to  surrender  the  empire  to 
its  ravages,  and  to  have  to  answer  to  God 
and  man  for  the  disastrous  days,  the  dark 
futurity  of  France.  I  address  myself  to 
them,  resolved  to  unfold  to  the  eyes  of  my 
country  all  our  wounds ;  to  follow  out, 
even  to  its  inmost  recesses,  the  malady 
which  is  devouring  us.  It  will  be  found, 
that,  in  the  last  result,  they  all  centre  in 
one  ;  and  that  is  the  same  which  has  al- 
ready cleft  in  two  this  great  body,  and 
brought  the  country  to  the  brink  of  ruin* 
We  speak  of  liberty,  and  it  is  the  govern- 
ment of  the  masses  of  men  which  we  labour 
to  establish.  Equality  is  the  object  of  our 
passionate  desires,  and  we  confound  it  with 
levelling.  I  know  not  what  destiny  pro- 
vidence has  in  reserve  for  France  ;  but  I 
do  not  hesitate  to  assert,  that,  so  long  as 
that  double  prejudice  shall  subsist  amongst 
us,  we  will  find  no  order  but  under  the 
shadow  of  despotism,  and  may  bid  a  final 
adieu  to  liberty." — Pp.  20 — 36. 

There  is  hardly  a  sentence  in  this 


Salvandy  on  the  late  French  Revolution, 


970 

long  quotation,  that  is  not  precisely 
applicable  to  this  country,  and  the 
revolutionary  party  so  vehemently 
at  work  amongst  ourselves.  How 
strikingly  applicable  are  his  observa- 
tions on  the  destruction  of  the  here- 
ditary peerage,  and  the  periodical 
creations  which  will  prostrate  the 
Upper  House  before  the  power  of  the 
democracy,  to  the  similar  attempt 
made  by  the  revolutionary  party  in 
this  country !  But  how  different  has 
been  the  resistance  made  to  the  at- 
tempt to  overthrow  this  last  bulwark 
of  order  in  the  two  states !  In  France, 
the  Citizen  King,  urged  on  by  the 
movement  party,  created  thirty  Peers 
to  subdue  that  assembly,  and  by  their 
aid  destroyed  the  hereditary  peer- 
age, and  knocked  from  under  the 
throne  the  last  supports  of  order 
and  freedom.  In  Great  Britain,  the 
same  course  was  urged  by  an  insane 
populace,  and  a  reckless  administra- 
tion, on  the  Crown  ;  and  an  effort, 
noble  indeed,  but,  it  is  to  be  feared, 
too  late,  was  made  by  the  Crown  to 
resist  the  sacrifice.  The  "  masses  " 
of  mankind,  those  immense  bodies 
whom  it  is-  the  policy  of  the  revo- 
lutionary party  in  every  country  to 
enlist  on  their  side,  are  still  agita- 
ted and  discontented.  But,  thanks 
to  the  generous  efforts  of  the  con- 
servative party,  the  noble  resistance 
of  the  House  of  Peers,  and  the  ulti- 
mate effort  for  liberation  by  the 
Crown,  the  flood  of  revolution  has 
been  at  least  delayed ;  and  if  the  con- 
stitution is  doomed  to  destruction, 
the  friends  of  freedom  have  at  least 
the  consolation  of  having  struggled 
to  the  last  to  avert  it. 

Salvandy  gives  the  basis  on  which 
alone,  in  his  opinion,  the  social  edi- 
fice can  with  safety  be  reconstruct- 
ed. His  observations  are  singularly 
applicable  to  the  future  balance 
which  must  obtain  in  the  British 
empire : 

"  The  more  democratic  the  French 
population  becomes  from  its  manners  and 
its  laws,  the  more  material  it  is  that  its 
government  should  incline  in  the  opposite 
direction,  to  be  able  to  withstand  that  flux 
and  reflux  of  free  and  equal  citizens.  The 
day  of  old  aristocracies,  of  immovable  and 
exclusive  aristocracies,  is  past.  Our  social, 
our  political  condition,  will  only  permit 
of  such  as  are  accessible  to  all.  But  all 
may  arrive  at  distinction,  for  the  paths  to 
eminence  are  open  to  all ;  all  may  acquire 


[June, 


property,  for  it  is  an  acquisition  which 
order  and  talent  may  always  command. 
In  such  a  state  of  society,  is  it  a  crime  to 
insist  that  power  shall  not  be  devolved 
but  to  such  as  have  availed  themselves  of 
these  universal  capabilities,  and  have  ar- 
rived either  at  eminence  or  property  ;  to 
those  who  have  reached  the  summit  of 
the  ladder  in  relation  to  the  commune, 
the  department,  or  the  state,  to  which 
they  belong  ?  No,  it  is  no  crime  ;  for  if 
you  cast  your  eyes  over  the  history  of  the 
world,  you  will  find  that  freedom  was 
never  yet  acquired  but  at  that  price» 

"  It  is  the  law  of  nature  that  societies 
and  nations  should  move  like  individuals  ; 
that  the  head  should  direct  the  whole. 
Then  only  it  is  that  the  power  of  intel- 
ligence, the  moral  force,  is  enabled  to  go- 
vern ;  and  the  perfection  of  such  moral 
and  intellectual  combinations  is  freedom. 
The  party  in  France  who  support  a  re- 
public, do  so  because  they  consider  it  as 
synonymous  with  democracy.  They  are 
in  the  right.  Democracy,  without  the 
most  powerful  counterpoises,  leads  neces- 
sarily to  popular  anarchy.  It  has  but  one 
way  to  avoid  that  destiny,  and  that  is 
despotism  ;  and  thence  it  is  that  it  inva- 
riably terminates,  weary  and  bloody,  by 
reposing  beneath  its  shade." — P.  44-,  45. 

Numerous  as  have  been  the  er- 
rors, and  culpable  the  recklessness, 
of  the  Whig  rulers;  their  constant 
appeal  to  the  masses  of  mankind ; 
their  attempt  to  trample  down  in- 
telligence, education,  and  property, 
by  the  force  of  numbers;  their  atro- 
cious endeavours  to  sway  the  popu- 
lar elections,  in  every  part  of  the 
country,  by  brutal  violence  and  rab- 
ble intimidation,  is  the  most  crying 
sin  which  besets  them.  It  will  hang 
like  a  dead  weight  about  their  necks 
in  the  page  of  history ;  it  will  blast 
for  ever  their  characters  in  the  eyes 
of  posterity ;  it  will  stamp  them  as 
men  who  sought  to  subvert  all  the 
necessary  and  eternal  relations  of 
nature  ;  to  introduce  a  social,  far 
worse  than  a  political,  revolution  ; 
and  subject  England  to  that  rule  of 
the  multitude,  which  must  engen- 
der a  Reign  of  Terror  and  a  British 
Napoleon. 

Our  author  gives  the  following 
graphic  picture  of  the  state  of  France 
for  a  year  and  a  half  after  the  revo- 
lution of  July.  How  exactly  does  it 
depict  the  state  of  the  British  islands 
after  eighteen  months  of  Whig  domi- 
nation ! 

"  For  eighteen  months  the  greatest  po- 


Salvandy  on  the  late  French  Revolution. 


1882.] 

litical  lessons  have  been  taught  to  France. 
On  the  one  hand,  we  have  seen  what  it 
has  cost  its  rulers  to  have  attempted  to 
subvert  the  laws  ;  on  the  other,  what  such 
a  catastrophe  costs  a  nation,  even  when  it 
is  most  innocently  involved  in  it.  The 
state,  shaken  to  its  centre,  does  not  settle 
down  without  long  efforts.  The  farther 
the  imagination  of  the  people  has  been 
carried,  the  more  extravagant  the  expec- 
tations they  have  been  permitted  to  form, 
the  more  difficulty  have  the  unchained 
passions  to  submit  to  the  yoke  of  consti- 
tuted authority,  or  legal  freedom.  Real 
liberty,  patient,  wise,  and  regular,  irri- 
tates as  a  fetter,  those  who,  having  con- 
quered by  the  sword,  cannot  conceive  any 
better  arbiter  for  human  affairs.  To  in- 
surrection for  the  laws,  succeeds  every- 
where, and  without  intermission,  insur- 
rection against  the  laws.  From  all  quar- 
ters," the  desire  is  manifested  for  new 
conquests,  a  new  futurity ;  and  that  de- 
vouring disquietude  knows  no  barrier, 
before  which  the  ambitions,  the  hatreds, 
the  theories,  the  destruction  of  men,  may 
be  arrested.  It  appears  to  the  reformers, 
that  all  rights  should  perish,  because  one 
has  fallen.  There  is  no  longer  an  insti- 
tution which  they  do  not  attach,  nor  an 
interest  ivhich  does  not  feel  itself  com- 
promised. The  disorder  of  ideas  becomes 
universal;  the  anxiety  of  minds  irresist- 
ible. A  city,  with  100,000  armed  men 
in  the  streets,  no  longer  feels  itself  in 
safety.  Should  the  public  spirit  arouse 
itself,  it  is  only  to  fall  under  the  weight 
of  popular  excesses,  and  still  more  dis- 
quieting apprehension.  For  long  will 
prevail  that  universal  and  irresistible 
languor  ;  hardly  in  a  generation  will  the 
political  body  regain  its  life,  its  security, 
its  confidence  in  itself.  What  has  occa- 
sioned this  calamitous  state  of  things  ? 
Simply  this.  Force — popular  force,  has 
usurped  a  place  in  the  destinies  of  the  na- 
tion, and  its  appearance  necessarily  in- 
flicts a  fatal  wound  on  the  regular  order  of 
human  society.  Every  existence  has  been 
endangered  when  that  principle  was  pro- 
claimed."—Pp.  50,  51. 

"  England  has  done  the  same  to  its 
sovereign  as  the  legislators  of  July ;  and 
God  has  since  granted  to  that  nation  one 
hundred  and  forty  years  of  prosperity 
and  glory.  But  let  it  be  observed,  that 
when  it  abandoned  the  principle  of  legi- 
timacy, England  made  no  change  in  its 
social  institutions.  The  Aristocracy  still 
retained  their  ascendency ;  though  the 
keystone  of  the  arch  was  thrown  down, 
they  removed  none  of  its  foundations. 
But  suppose  that  the  English  people  had 
proceeded,  at  the  same  time  that  they 
overthrew  the  Stuarts,  to  overturn  their  ci- 


971 


vil  laws  and  hereditary  peerage — to  force 
through  Parliamentary  Reform,  remodel 
juries,  bind  all  authorities  beneath  the 
yoke  of  the  populace,  extend  fundamental 
changes  into  the  State,  the  Church,  and 
the  Army :  had  it  tolerated  a  doctrine 
which  is  anarchy  itself,  the  doctrine  of 
universal  suffrage :  suppose,  in  fine,  that 
it  had  been  in  the  first  fervour  of  the  re- 
volutionary intoxication,  that  Parliament 
had  laid  the  axe  to  all  subsisting  institu- 
tions :  then,  I  say,  that  the  Revolution  of 
1688  would  most  certainly  have  led  the 
English  people  to  their  ruin;  that  it 
would  have  brought  forth  pothing  but 
tyranny,  or  been  stifled  in  blood  and 
tears."— Pp.  59,  60. 

The  real  state  of  France,  under  the 
Restoration,  has  been  the  subject  of 
gross  misrepresentation  from  all  the 
liberal  writers  in  Europe.  Let  us 
hear  the  testimony  of  this  supporter 
of  the  Revolution  of  July,  to  its  prac- 
tical operation. 

"  The  government  of  the  Restoration 
was  a  constitutional,  an  aristocratic,  and 
a  free  monarchy.  It  was  monarchical  in 
its  essence,  and  in  the  prerogatives  which 
it  reserved  to  the  Crown.  It  was  free, 
that  is  no  longer  contested.  Inviolability 
of  persons  and  property ;  personal  free- 
dom ;  the  liberty  of  the  press ;  equality 
in  the  eye  of  law;  the  institution  of  ju- 
ries ;  independence  in  the  judiciary  body ; 
responsibility  in  the  agents  of  power ; 
comprised  every  thing  that  was  ever 
known  of  freedom  in  the  universe.  Pub- 
lic freedom  consisted  in  the  division  of 
the  legislative  authority  between  'the 
king  and  the  people — the  independence  of 
both  Chambers — the  annual  voting  of 
supplies — the  freedom  of  the  periodical 
press — the  establishment  of  a  representa- 
tive government. 

"  Democracy,  in  that  regime,  was, 
God  knows,  neither  unknown  nor  dis- 
armed. For  in  a  country  where  the 
aristocracy  is  an  hotel,  open  to  whoever 
can  afford  to  enter  it,  it  as  necessarily 
forms  part  of  the  democracy  as  the  head 
does  of  the  body.  The  whole  body  of  so- 
ciety has  gained  the  universal  admissibi- 
lity,  and  the  real  admission  of  all  to  every 
species  of  public  employment ;  the  com- 
plete equality  of  taxation  ;  the  eligibility 
of  all  to  the  electoral  body;  the  inevita- 
ble preponderance  of  the  middling  orders 
in  the  elections ;  in  fine,  the  entire  com- 
mand of  the  periodical  press. 

"  At  the  time  of  the  promulgation  of 
the  charter,  France  had  not  the  least  idea 
of  what  freedom  was.  That  Revolution 
of  40  years'  duration,  which  had  rolled 
over  us,  incessantly  resounding  with  the 


972  Salvandy  on  the  late  French  Revolution. 

name  of  liberty,  had  passed  away  with- 


[June, 


out  leaving  a  conception  of  what  it  really 
was.  Coups  d'etat :  that  is,  strokes  by 
the  force  of  the  popular  party,  composed 
all  its  annals,  equally  with  all  that  was  to 
be  learned  from  it ;  and  these  violent 
measures  never  revolted  the  opinion  of 
the  public,  as  being  contrary  to  true 
freedom,  which  ever  rejects  force,  and  re- 
poses only  on  justice,  but  merely  spread 
dismay  and  horror  through  the  ranks  of 
the  opposite  party.  The  only  struggle 
was,  who  should  get  the  command  of 
these  terrible  arms.  On  the  one  hand, 
these  triumphs  were  called  order  ;  on  the 
other,  liberty,  No  one  gave  them  their 
true  appellation,  which  was  a  return  to 
the  state  of  barbarous  ages,  a  restoration 
of  the  rule  of  the  strongest." — Pp.  115, 
116. 

These  observations  are  worthy  of 
the  most  profound  meditatiou.  His- 
torical truth  is  beginning  to  emerge 
from  the  fury  of  party  ambition. 
Here  we  have  it  admitted  by  a  libe- 
ral historian,  that  throughout  the 
whole  course  of  the  French  revolu- 
tion, that  is,  of  the  resurrection 
and  rule  of  the  masses,  there  was 
not  only  no  trace  of  liberty  establish- 
edy  but  no  idea  of  liberty  acquired. 
Successive  coups  d'etat,  perpetual 
insurrection;  a  continued  struggle 
for  the  rule  of  these  formidable 
bodies  of  the  citizens,  constituted  its 
whole  history.  They  fell  at  last 
under  the  yoke  of  Napoleon,  easily 
and  willingly,  because  they  had 
never  tasted  of  real  freedom.  That 
blessing  was  given  to  them,  for  the 
first  time,  under  a  constitutional  mo- 
narchy and  a  hereditary  peerage; 
in  a  word,  in  a  mixed  government. 
How  instructive  the  lesson  to  those 
who  have  made  such  strenuous  en- 
deavours to  overturn  the  mixed  go- 
vernment of 'Britain;  to  establish  here 
the  ruinous  preponderance  of  num- 
bers, and  beat  down  the  freedom  of 
thought,  by  the  brutal  violence  of 
the  multitude. 

The  following  observations  are 
singularly  striking.  Their  applica- 
tion need  not  be  pointed  out ;  one 
would  imagine  they  were  written  to 
depict  the  course  to  which  the  Re- 
forming Administration  is  rapidly 
approaching. 

"  There  is  in  the  world  but  two  courses 
of  policy :  the  one  is  regular,  legitimate, 
cautious :  it  leans  for  support,  not  on  the 
physical  strength,  but  the  moral  intelli- 


gence of  mankind,  and  concedes  influence 
less  to  the  numbers  than  the  lights,  the 
stability,  the  services,  the  love  of  order,  of 
the  superior  class  of  citizens. 

"  This  lofty  and  even  policy  respects 
within  the  laws,  and  without  the  rights 
of  nations,  which  constitutes  the  moral 
law  of  the  universe.  It  conducts  man- 
kind slowly  and  gradually  to  those  ame- 
liorations which  God  has  made  as  the  end 
of  our  efforts,  and  the  compensation  of 
our  miseries ;  but  it  knows  that  Provi- 
dence has  prescribed  two  conditions  to 
this  progress, — patience  and  justice. 

"  The  other  policy  has  totally  different 
rules,  and  an  entirely  different  method  of 
procedure.  Force,  brutal  force,  consti- 
tutes at  once  its  principle  and  its  law. 
You  will  ever  distinguish  it  by  these 
symptoms.  In  all  contests  between  citi- 
zens, parties,  or  kingdoms,  in  every  time 
and  in  every  place,  it  discards  the  autho- 
rity of  justice,  which  is  called  the  safety 
of  the  people  ;  that  is  to  say,  the  prevail- 
ing object  of  popular  ambition,  or,  in  other 
words,  mere  force,  come  in  its  stead. 
Would  you  know  its  internal  policy : 
difference  of  opinion  is  considered  as  a 
crime;  suspicion  is  arrest;  punishment, 
death  :  it  knows  no  law  but  force  to  go- 
vern mankind.  Regard  its  external  po- 
licy. It  regards  neither  the  sanction  of 
treaties  nor  the  rights  of  neutrals,  nor  the 
inviolability  of  their  territories,  nor  the 
conditions  of  their  capitulations  :  its  di- 
plomacy is  nothing  else  but  war  ;  that 
is  to  say,  force,  its  last  resource  in  all 
emergencies.  In  its  internal  government 
it  has  recourse  to  no  lengthened  discus- 
sion, to  no  delays,  no  slow  deliberations ; 
caprice,  anger,  murder,  cut  short  all 
questions,  without  permitting  the  other 
side  to  be  heard.  In  a  word,  in  that 
system,  force  thinks,  deliberates,  wishes, 
and  executes.  It  rejects  all  the  authority 
of  time  and  the  lessons  of  experience ; 
the  past  it  destroys,  the  future  it  devours. 
It  must  invade  every  thing,  overcome 
every  thing,  in  a  single  day.  Marching 
at  the  head  of  menacing  masses,  it  com- 
pels all  wishes,  all  resistance,  all  genius,  all 
grandeur,  all  virtue,  to  bend  before  those 
terrible  waves,  where  there  is  nothing  en- 
lightened which  is  not  perverted,  nor  worthy 
which  is  not  buried  in  obscurity.  What  it 
calls  liberty  consists  in  the  power  of  dicta- 
ting its  caprice  to  the  rest  of  mankind ; 
to  the  judge  on  the  seat  of  justice,  to  the 
citizen  at  his  fireside,  to  the  legislator  in 
his  curule  chair,  to  the  hing  on  his  throne. 
Thus  it  advances,  overturning,  destroy- 
ing. But  do  not  speak  to  it  of  building  ; 
that  is  beyond  its  power.  It  is  the  mon- 
ster of  Asia,  which  can  extinguish  but 
not  produce  existence."— 230,  231. 


Salvandy  on  the  late  French  Revolution. 


1832. 


At  the  moment  that  we  are  transla- 
ting this  terrible  picture,  meetings  of 
the   masses  of  mankind  have  been 
convened,  by  the  reforming  agents,  in 
every  part  of  the  country,  where  by 
possibility  they    could  be    got  to- 
gether to  control  and  overturn  the 
decisions  of  Parliament.  Fifty,  sixty, 
and  seventy  thousand  men,  are  stated 
to  have  been  assembled  at  Manches- 
ter, Birmingham,  Glasgow,  and  Ed- 
inburgh:  their  numbers  are  gross- 
ly exaggerated;   disorders    wilfully 
ascribed  to  them ;    menacing  lan- 
guage falsely  put  into  their  mouth, 
in  order  to  intimidate  the  more  sober 
and  virtuous  class  of  citizens.     The 
brickbat  and  bludgeon  system  is  in- 
voked to  cover  the  freedom  of  the 
next,  as  it  did  of  the  last  general 
election,  and  obtain  that  triumph 
from  the  force  of  brutal   violence, 
which  it  despairs  of  effecting  by  the 
sober  influence  of  reason  or  justice. 
Who  is  so  blind  as  not  to  see  in  this 
ostentatious  parade  of  numbers,  as 
opposed  to  knowledge;  in  this  ap- 
peal to  violence,  in  default  of  argu- 
ment ;  in  this  recourse  to  the  force 
of  masses,  to  overcome  the  energy  of 
patriotism,  the  same  revolutionary 
spirit  which  Salvandy  has  so  well 
described  as  forming  the  scourge  of 
modern  France,  and  which  never 
yet  became  predominant  in  a  coun- 
try, without  involving  high  and  low 
in  one  promiscuous  ruin  ? 

::  England,"  says  the  same  eloquent 
writer,  "  has  two  edifices  standing  near 
to  each  other  :  in  the  one,  assemble  from 
generation  to  generation,  to  defend  the 
ancient  liberties  of  their  country,  all  that 
the  three  kingdoms  can  assemble  that  is 
illustrious  or  respectable  :  it  is  the  chapel 
of  St  Stephen's.  There  have  combated 
Pitt  and  Fox :  there  we  have  seen 
Brougham,  Peel,  and  Canning,  engaged 
in  those  noble  strifes  which  elevate  the 
dignity  of  human  nature,  and  the  very 
sight  of  which  is  enough  to  attach  the 
mind  to  freedom  for  the  rest  of  its  life. 
At  a  few  paces  distance  you  find  another 
arena,  other  combats,  other  champions  : 
physical  force  contending  with  its  like  : 
man  struggling  with  his  fellow-creature 
for  a  miserable  prize,  and  exerting  no  ray 
of  intelligence,  but  to  plant  his  blows 
with  more  accuracy  in  the  body  of  his 
antagonist.  From  that  spectacle  to  the 
glorious  one  exhibited  in  Parliament,  the 
distance  is  not  greater,  than  from  revo- 
lutionary liberty  to  constitutional  free- 
dom."—P.  233. 


973 

To  what  does  the  atrocious  system 
of  popular  intimidation,  so  long  en- 
couraged or  taken  advantage  of  by 
the  Reforming  party,  necessarily 
lead,  but  to  such  a  species  of  revo- 
lutionary liberty ;  in  other  words,  to 
the  unrestrained  tyranny  of  the  mob, 
over  all  that  is  dignified,  or  virtuous, 
or  praiseworthy,  in  society  ?  It  will 
be  the  eternal  disgrace  of  that  party ; 
it  will  be  the  damning  record  of  the 
reforming  administration,  that  in  the 
struggle  for  power,  in  the  pursuit  of 
chimerical  and  perilous  changes,  they 
invoked  the  aid  of  these  detestable 
allies,  and  periled  the  very  existence 
of  society  upon  a  struggle  in  which 
they  could  not  be  successful,  but  by 
the  aid  of  powers  which  never  yet 
were  let  loose  without  devastating 
the  world  with  their  fury. 

"  In  vain,"  continues  our  author,  "  the 
movement  party  protest  against  such  a 
result,   and  strive  to  support  their  opi- 
nions by  the  strange  paradox,  that  the 
anarchy,  towards  which  all  their  efforts 
are  urging  us,  will  this  time  be  gentle, 
pacific,   beneficent:    that   it   will    bring 
back  the  days  of  legitimacy,  and  bring 
them  back  by  flowery  paths.      This  bril- 
liant colouring  to  the  horrors  of  anarchy 
is  one  of  the  most  deplorable  productions 
of  the  spirit  of  party.      For  my  part,  I 
see  it  in  colours  of  blood ;  and  that  not 
merely  from  historic  recollection,  but  the 
nature  of  things.      Doubtless  we  will  not 
see  the  Reign  of  Terror  under  the  same 
aspect :  we  will  not  see  a  Committee  ef 
Public  Safety  holding  France  enchained 
with   a  hand  of  iron  :   we  will  not  see 
that  abominable  centralization  of  power  : 
but  what  we  will  see  is  a  domiciliary 
terror,  more  rapid  and  more  atrocious  : 
more  destructive  than  on  the  first  occa- 
sion, because  it  will  be  more  nearly  allied 
to   the   passion    for   gain    and   plunder. 
What  will  ultimately  come  out  of  it,  God 
only  knows  ;  but  this  we  may  well  affirm, 
that  when  the  revolutionary  party  shall 
become  master  of  France,  it  will  slay  and 
spoil  as  it  has  slain  and  spoiled ;  that  it 
will  decimate  the  higher  classes  as  it  has 
decimated  them.      I  assert,  that  those  of 
the  present  leaders  of  the  party  who  shall 
oppose  themselves  to  this  horrible  result, 
and  assuredly  the  greater  number  will  do 
so,  will  be  crushed  under  the  wheels  of 
the  chariot  which  they  have  so  insanely 
put  in  motion.      I  maintain  that  this  is  a 
principle  of  its  existence — a  law  of  na- 
ture ;  in  fine,  the  means  destined  by  Pro- 
vidence for  its  extinction.   Existing  solely 
on  the  support  of  the  masses  of  mankind, 


974 


having  110  support  but  in  their  aid,  it  can 
admit  of  no  genius  to  rule  its  destinies 
but  their  genius.  Thenceforward  it  is 
condemned,  for  its  existence  and  its  power, 
to  model  itself  on  the  multitude ;  to  live  and 
reign  according  to  its  dictation.  And 
the  multitude,  to  use  the  nervous  words 
of  Odillon  Barrot,  is  '  characterised  by 
barbarity  throughout  all  the  earth.' 

"  Thence  it  is  that  every  state,  which 
has  once  opened  the  door  to  democratic 
doctrines,  totters  under  the  draught,  and 
falls,  if  it  is  not  speedily  disgorged. 
Thence  it  is  that  every  society  which  has 
received,  which  has  become  intoxicated 
with  them,  abjures  the  force  of  reason, 
devotes  itself  to  the  convulsions  of  anar- 
chy, and  bids  at  once  a  long  adieu  to 
civilisation  and  to  freedom.  For  the 
revolutionary  party,  while  they  are  in- 
cessantly speaking  of  ameliorations  and 
of  perfection,  is  a  thousand  times  more 
adverse  to  the  progress  of  the  social  order 
and  of  the  human  mind,  than  the  party 
of  the  ancient  regime,  which  at  least 
had  its  principal  seat  in  the  higher  re- 
gion of  society ;  a  region  cultivated, 
fruitful  in  intelligence,  and  where  the 
progress  of  improvement,  however  sus- 
pended for  a  time  by  the  spirit  of  party, 
cannot  fail  speedily  to  regain  its  course. 
But  our  Revolutionists  do  more  :  they 
bring  us  back  to  the  barbarous  ages,  and 
do  so  at  one  bound.  All  their  policy  may 
be  reduced  to  two  points  :  within,  Revo- 
tion  ;  without,  War.  Every  where  it  is 
the  same — an  appeal  to  the  law  of  the 
strongest ;  a  return  to  the  ages  of  bar- 
barism."— P.  24*8. 

Salvandy  paints  the  classes  whose 
incessant  agitation  is  producing 
these  disastrous  effects.  They  are 
not  peculiar  to  France,  but  will  be 
found  in  equal  strength  on  this  side 
of  the  Channel. 

"  Would  you  know  who  are  the  men, 
and  what  are  the  passions,  which  thus 
nourish  the  flame  of  revolution ;  which 
stain  with  blood,  or  shake  with  terror, 
the  world ;  which  sadden  the  people,  ex- 
tinguish industry,  disturb  repose,  and 
suspend  the  pi'ogress  of  nations  ?  Behold 
that  crowd  of  young  men,  fierce  republi- 
cans, barristers  without  bri^fjs,  physicians 
without  patients,  who  make  a  revolution 
to  fill  up  their  vacant  hours,— ambitious 
equally  to  have  their  names  inscribed  in 
the  roll  of  indictments  for  the  courts  of 
assizes,  as  in  the  records  of  fame.  And 
it  is  for  such  ambitions  that  blood  has 
flowed  in  Poland,  Italy,  and  Lyons !  The 
rivalry  of  kings  never  occasioned  more 
disasters."—?.  270. 

One  of  the  most  interesting  parts 


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of  this  valuable  work,  is  the  clear 
and  luminous  account  which  the 
author  gives  of  the  practical  changes 
in  the  constitution,  ideas,  and  mo- 
rals of  France,  by  the  late  Revo- 
lution. Every  word  of  it  may  be 
applied  to  the  perils  which  this  coun- 
try runs  from  the  Reform  Bill.  It 
is  evident  that  France  has  irreco- 
verably plunged  into  the  revolution- 
ary stream,  and  that  it  will  swallow 
up  its  liberties,  its  morals,  its  exist- 
ence. 

"  The  constitution  of  the  National 
Guard,"  says  our  author,  "  is  monstrous 
from  beginning  to  end.  There  has  sprung 
from  it  hitherto  more  good  than  evil,  be- 
cause the  spirit  of  the  people  is  still  better 
than  the  institutions  which  the  revolu- 
tionary party  have  given  it ;  and  that  they 
have  not  hitherto  used  the  arms  so  insane- 
ly given  them,*without  any  consideration. 
But  this  cannot  continue ;  the  election  of 
officers  by  the  privates  is  subversive  of  all 
the  principles  of  government.  The  right 
of  election  has  been  given  to  them  ivithout 
reserve,  in  direct  violation  of  the  Charter 
on  the  precedent  of  1791,  and  in  confor- 
mity to  the  wishes  of  M.  Lafayette. 

"  In  this  National  Guard,  this  first  of 
political  powers,  since  the  maintenance 
of  the  charter  is  directly  intrusted  to  it, 
— in  that  power,  the  most  democratic  that 
ever  existed  upon  earth,  since  it  consists 
of  six  millions  of  citizens,  equal  among 
each  other,  and  possessing  equally  the 
right  of  suffrage,  which  consists  in  a 
bayonet  and  ball-cartridges,  we  have  not 
established  for  any  ranks  any  condition, 
either  of  election  or  of  eligibility.  It  is 
almost  miraculous,  that  the  anarchists 
have  not  more  generally  succeeded  in  sei- 
zing that  terrible  arm.  They  have  done 
so,  however,  in  many  places.  Thence 
has  come  that  scandal,  that  terrible  cala- 
mity of  the  National  Guards  taking  part 
in  the  insurrections,  and  marching  in  the 
ranks  of  anarchy  with  drums  beating  and 
colours  flying.  The  sword  is  now  our 
only  refuge,  and  the  sword  is  turned 
against  us !  While  I  am  yet  writing 
these  convictions  in  the  silence  of  medi- 
tation and  grief,  a  voice  stronger  than 
mine  proclaims  them  in  accents  of  thun- 
der. Lyons  has  shewn  them  written  in 
blood.  It  is  the  handwriting  on  the  wall 
which  appeared  to  Belshazzar." — P.391. 

Of  the  changes  in  the  electoral 
body,  and  the  power  of  Parliament, 
effected  since  the  Revolution  of  July, 
he  gives  the  following  account  :— 

"  The  power  of  Parliament  has  been 
strengthened  by  all  which  the  royal  au- 


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1832.] 

thority  has  lost.  It  has  gained  in  addi- 
tion the  power  of  proposing  laws  in  either 
Chamber.  The  elective  power,  above  all, 
has  been  immensely  extended  ;  for,  of  the 
two  Chambers,  that  which  was  esteemed 
the  most  durable,  and  was  intended  to 
give  stability  to  our  institutions,  has  been 
so  cruelly  mutilated  by  the  exclusions 
following  the  revolution  of  July,  and  the 
subsequent  creations  to  serve  a  particular 
purpose,  that  it  is  no  longer  of  any  weight 
in  the  state.  The  whole  powers  of  go- 
vernment have  centred  in  the  Chamber 
of  Deputies." 

The  right  of  election  has  been  ex- 
tended to  300,000  Frenchmen;  the 
great  colleges  have  been  abolished ; 
the  qualification  for  eligibility  has 
been  lowered  one  half  as  the  qualifi- 
cation for  electing ;  and  the  farmers 
have  been  substituted  for  the  great 
proprietors  in  the  power  of  a  double 
vote.  The  power  of  regulating  the 
affairs  of  departments  has  been  de- 
volved to  800,000  citizens ;  that  of  re- 
gulating the  communes  to  2,500,000. 
The  power  of  arms  has  been  surren- 
dered to  all ;  and  the  power  of  elect- 
ing its  leaders  given  to  the  whole 
armed  force  without  distinction. 

"  In  this  way  property  is  entirely  ex- 
cluded from  all  influence  in  the  election 
of  magistrates ;  it  has  but  one  privilege 
left,  that  of  bearing  the  largest  part  of  the 
burdens,  and  every  species  of  outrage, 
vexation,  and  abuse.  As  a  natural  con- 
sequence, the  communes  have  been  ill 
administered,  and  nothing  but  the  worst 
passions  regulate  the  election  of  their 
officers.  The  municipal  councils  are  com- 
posed of  infinitely  worse  members  than 
they  were  before  the  portentous  addition 
made  to  the  number  of  their  electors.  To 
secure  the  triumph  of  having  a  bad  mayor, 
a  mayor  suited  to  their  base  and  ignorant 
jealousies,  they  are  constrained  to  elect 
bad  magistrates.  A.byssus  abyssum  vo- 
cat. 

"  In  the  political  class  of  electors,  the.  ef- 
fects of  the  democratic  changes  have  been 
still  worse.  The  power  of  mobs  has  become 
irresistible.  The  electoral  body,  which  for 
fifteen  years  has  struggled  for  the  liberties 
of  France,  has  been  dispossessed  by  a  body 
possessing  less  independence,  less  intelli- 
gence, which  understands  less  the  duties 
to  which  it  is  called.  Every  where  Ihc 
respectable  classes,  sure  of  being  outvoted, 
have  stayed  away  from  the  elections.  In 
the  department  in  which  I  write,  an  hun- 
dred voices  have  carried  the  election,  be- 
cause 300  respectable  electors  have  not 
made  their  appearance,  In  all  parts  of 


975 


the  kingdom,  the  same  melancholy  spec- 
tacle presents  itself.  The  law  has  made 
a  class  arbiters  of  the  affairs  of  the  king- 
dom, which  has  the  good  sense  to  per- 
ceive its  utter  unfitness  for  the  task,  or 
its  inability  to  contend  with  the  furious 
torrent  with  which  it  is  surrounded ; 
and  the  consequence  every  where  has 
been,  that  intrigue,  and  every  unworthy 
passion,  govern  the  elections,  and  a  set 
of  miserable  low  intriguers  rule  France 
with  a  rod  of  iron.  In  the  state,  the  de- 
partment, the  communes,  the  National 
Guard,  the  prospect  is  the  same.  The 
same  principle  governs  the  organization, 
or  rather  disorganization,  throughout  the 
whole  of  society.  Universally  it  is  the 
lower  part  of  the  electoral  body,  which, 
being  the  most  numerous,  the  most  reck- 
less, and  the  most  compact,  ivhich  casts 
the  balance ;  in  short,  it  is  the  tail  which 
governs  the  head.  There  is  the  profound 
grievance  which  endangers  all  our  liber- 
ties. On  such  conditions,  no  social  union 
is  possible  among  men. 

"  Recently  our  electors  have  made  a 
discovery,  which  fixes  in  these  inferior 
regions,  not  merely  the  power  of  election, 
but  the  whole  political  authority  in  the 
state ;  it  is  the  practice  of  exacting  from 
their  representatives,  before  they  are 
elected,  pledges  as  to  every  measure  of  im- 
portance which  is  to  come  before  them, 
By  that  single  expedient,  the  representa- 
tive system,  with  all  its  guarantees  and 
blessings,  has  crumbled  into  dust.  Its  fun., 
damental  principle  is,  that  the  three  great 
powers  form  the  head  of  the  state ;  that 
all  three  discuss,  deliberate,  decide,  with 
equal  freedom  on  the  affairs  of  the  state. 
The  guarantee  of  this  freedom  consists 
in  the  composition  of  these  powers,  the 
slow  method  of  their  procedure,  the 
length  of  previous  debates,  and  the  con- 
trol of  each  branch  of  the  legislature  by 
the  others.  But  the  exacting  of  pledges 
from  Members  of  Parliament  destroys 
all  this.  Deliberation  and  choice  are 
placed  at  the  very  bottom  of  the  political 
ladder,  and  there  alone.  What  do  I  say  ? 
Deliberation  !  the  thing  is  unknown  even 
there.  A  hair-brained  student  seizes  at 
the  gate  of  a  city  a  peasant,  asks  him  if 
he  is  desirous  to  see  feudality  with  all  its 
seigneurial  rights  re-established,  puts  into 
his  hands  a  name  to  vote  for,  which  will 
preserve  him  from  all  these  calamities, 
and  having  thus  sent  him  totally  deluded 
into  the  election  hall,  returns  to  his  com- 
panions, and  laughs  with  them  at  having 
thus  secured  a  vote  for  the  abolition  of 
the  peerage. 

"  As  little  is  the  inclination  of  the 
electors  consulted  in  their  preliminary 
resolutions,  It  is  •  in  the  wine-shops, 


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976 


amidst  the  fumes  of  intoxication,  that  the 
greatest  questions  are  decided ;  without 
hearing  the  other  side,  without  any 
knowledge  on  the  subject;  without  the 
smallest  information  as  to  the  matter  on 
which  an  irrevocable  decision  is  thus  ta- 
ken. This  is  what  is  coiled  the  liberty  of 
democracy;  a  brutal,  ignorant,  reckless 
liberty,  which  cuts  short  all  discussion, 
and  decides  every  question  without  know- 
ledge, without  discussion,  without  exa- 
mination, from  the  mere  force  of  pas- 
sion." 

Of  the  present  state  of  the  French 
press,  we  have  the  following  empha- 
tic account.  Democracy,  it  will  be 
seen,  produces  every  where  the  same 
effects. 

"  At  the  spectacle  of  the  press  of 
France,  I  experience  the  grief  of  an  old 
soldier,  who  sees  his  arms  profaned.  The 
press  is  no  longer  that  sure  ally  of  free- 
dom, which  follows,  step  by  step,  the  de- 
positories of  power,  but  without  contest- 
ing with  them  their  necessary  preroga- 
tives, or  striving  to  sap  the  foundations  of 
the  state.  It  is  an  Eumenides,  a  Bac- 
chante, which  agitates  a  torch,  a  hatchet, 
or  a  poniard ;  which  insults  and  strikes 
without  intermission;  which  applies  it- 
self incessantly,  in  its  lucid  intervals,  to 
demolish,  stone  by  stone,  the  whole  social 
edifice;  which  seems  tormented  by  a  de- 
vouring fever ;  which  requires  to  revenge 
itself  for  the  sufferings  of  a  consuming 
pride,  by  the  unceasing  work  of  destruc- 
tion. In  other  states,  it  has  been  found 
that  calumny  penetrates  into  the  field  of 
polemical  contest.  But  France  has  gone 
a  step  farther  ;  it  possesses  whole  work- 
shops of  calumny.  Insult  possesses  its 
seats  of  manufacture.  We  have  nume- 
rous journals,  which  live  by  attacking 
every  reputation,  every  talent,  every  spe- 
cies of  superiority.  It  is  an  artillery  in- 
cessantly directed  to  level  every  thine; 
which  is  elevated,  or  serves  or  honours  its 
country.  It  is  no  wonder  that  the  obser- 
vation should  be  so  common,  that  society 
is  undergoing  an  incessant  degradation. 
A  society  in  the  midst  of  which  a  disor- 
der so  frightful  is  daily  appearing,  with- 
out exciting  either  attention  or  animad- 
version, is  on  the  high  road  to  ruin.  It 
is  condemned  to  the  chastisement  of  hea- 
ven."— Pp.  394—399. 

One  would  imagine  that  the  fol- 
lowing passage  was  written  express- 
ly for  the  state  of  the  British  revolu- 
tionary press,  during  the  discussion 
of  the  Reform  Bill. 

!•  The  more  that  the  progress  of  the 


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revolution  produced  of  inevitable  conces- 
sions to  the  passion  for  democracy,  the 
more  indispensable  it  Avas,  that  the  press 
should  have  taken  an  elevated  ground,  to 
withstand  the  torrent.  The  reverse  has 
been  the  case.  Thence  have  flowed  that 
perpetual  degradation  of  its  tendency,  that 
emulation  in  calumny  and  detraction,  that 
obstinate  support  of  doctrines  subversive 
of  society,  those  appeals  to  the  passions  of 
the  multitude,  that  ostentatious  display  of 
the  logic  of  brickbats,  that  indignation  at 
every  historic  name,  those  assaults  on 
everything  that  is  dignified  or  hereditary, 
on  the  throne,  the  peerage,  property  itself. 
Deplorable  corruption  !  permanent  cor- 
ruption of  talent,  virtue,  and  genius  !  to- 
tal abandonment  of  its  glorious  mission 
to  enlighten,  glorifv,  and  defend  its  coun- 
try."—P.  402. 

The  radical  vice  in  the  social  sys- 
tem of  France,  our  author  considers 
as  consisting  in  the  overwhelming 
influence  given  to  that  class  a  little 
above  the  lowest^  in  other  words,  the 
L.10  householders,  in  whom,  with 
unerring  accuracy,  the  revolution- 
ists of  England  persuaded  an  igno- 
rant] and  reckless  administration  to 
centre  all  the  political  power  of  this 
country.  Listen  to  its  practical  work- 
ing in  France,  as  detailed  by  this  li- 
beral constitutional  writer : — 

"  The  direct  tendency  of  all  our  laws, 
is  to  deliver  over  the  empire  to  one  single 
class  in  society :  that  class,  elevated  just 
above  the  lowest,  which  has  enough  of 
independence  and  education  to  be  inspi- 
red with  the  desire  to  centre  in  itself  all 
the  powers  of  the  state,  but  too  little  to 
wield  them  with  advantage.  This  class 
forms  the  link  betiveen  the  upper  ranks  of 
the  Tiers  Etat  and  the  decided  Anarchists  ,• 
and  it  is  actuated  by  passion,  the  reverse 
of  those  of  both  the  regions  on  which  it 
borders.  Sufficiently  near  to  the  latter 
to  be  not  more  disturbed  than  it  at  the 
work  of  destruction,  it  is  sufficiently  close 
to  the  former  to  be  filled  with  animosity  at 
its  prosperity  :  it  participates  in  the  envy 
of  the  one,  and  the  pride  of  the  other  :  a 
fatal  union,  which  corrupts  the  mediocrity 
of  their  intelligence,  their  ignorance  of 
the  affairs  of  state,  the  narrow  and  par- 
tial view  they  take  of  every  subject. 
Thence  has  sprung  that  jealous  and  tur- 
bulent spirit  which  can  do  nothing  but 
destroy  :  which  assails  with  its  wrath 
every  thing  which  society  respects,  the 
throne  equally  with  the  altar,  power 
equally  with  distinction  :  a  spirit 
equally  fatal  to  all  above  and  all  below 
itself,  which  dries  up  all  the  sources  of 


1832.] 


Salvandy  on  the  late  French  Revolution* 


prosperity,  by  overturning  the  principles, 
the  feelings,  which  form  the  counter- 
poise of  society ;  and  which  a  Divine  le- 
gislator has  implanted  on  the  most  an- 
cient tables  of  the  law,  the  human  con- 
science. 

"  Thus  have  we  gone  on  for  eighteen 
months,  accumulating  the  principles  of  de- 
struction :  the  more  that  we  have  need  of 
public  wisdom  for  support,  the  more  have 
we  receded  from  it.  The  evil  will  be- 
come irreparable,  if  the  spirit  of  disorder, 
which  has  overthrown  our  authorities, 
and  passed  from  the  authorities  into  the 
laws,  should  find  a  general  entrance  into 
the  minds  of  the  people. — There  lies  the 
incurable  wound  of  France." — Pp.  4-05. 

It  was  in  the  face  of  such  testi- 
mony to  the  tremendous  effect  of 
rousing  democratic  ambition  in  the 
lowest  of  the  middling  class  of  so- 
ciety ;  it  was  within  sight  of  an  em- 
pire wasting  away  under  their  wither- 
ing influence,  that  the  Reformers 
roused  them  to  a  state  of  perfect 
fury,  by  the  prospect  of  acquiring, 
through  the  L.10  clause,  an  irresisti- 
ble preponderance  in  the  state.  We 
doubt  if  the  history  of  the  world  ex- 
hibits another  instance  of  such  com- 
plete infatuation. 

Is  the  literature  of  France  in  such 
a  state  as  to  justify  a  hope,  that  a 
better  day  is  likely  to  dawn  on  its 
democratic  society  ?  Let  us  hear 
what  the  friend  of  constitutional 
freedom  says  on  that  vital  subject — 

"  There  is  a  moral  anarchy  far  worse 
than  that  of  society,  which  saps  even  the 
foundation  of  order,  which  renders  it 
hardly  consistent  even  with  despotism  : 
utterly  inconsistent  with  freedom.  We 
have  seen  political  principles  and  belief 
often  sustain  the  state,  in  default  of  laws 
and  institutions  ;  but  to  what  are  we  to 
look  for  a  remedy  to  the  disorder  which 
has  its  seat  in  the  heart  ? 

"  Were  literature  to  be  regarded  as  the 
expression  of  thought,  there  is  not  a  hope 
left  for  France.  Literary  talent  now 
shews  itself  stained  with  every  kind  of 
corruption.  It  makes  it  a  rule  and  a 
sport  to  attack  every  sentiment  and  inte- 
rest of  which  society  is  composed.  One 
would  imagine  that  its  object  is  to  restore 
to  French  literature  all  the  vices  with 
which  it  was  disgraced  in  the  last  century. 
If,  on  the  faith  of  daily  culogiums,  you 
go  into  a  theatre,  you  see  scenes  represent- 
ed where  the  dignity  of  our  sex  is  as  much 
outraged  as  the  modesty  of  the  other. 
Every  where  the  same  spectacles  await 
you.  Obscene  romances  are  the  model 


077 

on  which  they  are  all  formed.  The  muse 
now  labours  at  what  is  indecent,  as  for- 
merly it  did  at  what  would  melt  the  heart. 
How  unhappy  the  young  men,  who  think 
they  ape  the  elegance  of  riches  by  adopt- 
ing its  vices, — who  deem  themselves  ori- 
ginal, merely  because  they  are  retrogra- 
ding, and  who  mistake  the  novels  of  Cre- 
billon  and  Voltaire  for  original  genius  ! 
It  would  seem  that  these  shameful  excess- 
es are  the  inevitable  attendant  of  ancient 
civilisation.  How  often  have  I  myself 
written,  that  that  degrading  literature  of 
the  last  century  flowed  from  the  corrup- 
tions of  an  absolute  monarchy  !  And  now 
Liberty,  as  if  to  turn  into  derision  my 
worship  at  its  altars,  has  taken  for  its 
model  the  school  of  Louis  XV.,  and  im- 
proved upon  its  infamous  inspirations." — 
Pp.  408-9. 

This  revolutionary  torrent  has  bro- 
ken into  every  department;  it  has 
invaded  the  opinions  of  the  thought- 
ful, the  manners  of  the  active,  the 
morals  of  the  young,  and  the  sanctity 
of  families.  The  fatal  doctrine  of  a  ge- 
neral division  of  property,  is  spread- 
ing to  an  extent  hardly  conceivable 
in  a  state  possessing  much  property, 
and  great  individual  ability. 

"  When  the  spirit  of  disorder  has  thus 
taken  possession  of  all  imaginations,  when 
the  revolutionary  herald  knocks  with  re- 
doubled strokes,  not  only  at  all  the  institu- 
tions, but  at  all  the  doctrines  and  opinions 
which  hold  together  the  fabric  of  society, 
can  property,  the  corner-stone  of  the  edi- 
fice, be  respected  ?  Let  us  not  flatter  our- 
selves with  the  hope  that  it  can. 

"  Property  has  already  ceased  to  be  the 
main  pillar  of  the  social  constitution.  It 
is  treated  as  conquered  by  the  laws,  as 
an  enemy  by  the  politicians.  Should  the 
present  system  continue,  it  will  soon  be- 
come a  slave." — Pp.  416. 

"  The  proof  that  the  revolutionary  tor- 
rent has  overwhelmed  us,  and  that  we  are 
about  to  retrograde  for  several  centuries, 
is,  that  the  principle  of  confiscation  is 
maintained  without  intermission,  without 
exciting  any  horror.  An  able  young  man, 
M.  Lherminier,  has  lately  advanced  the 
doctrine,  that  society  is  entitled  to  dispos- 
sess the  minority,  to  make  way  for  the 
majority.  Well,  a  learned  professor  of 
the  law  has  advanced  this  doctrine,  and 
France  hears  it  without  surprise.  Nay, 
farther,  we  have  a  public  worship,  an 
hierarchy,  missionaries — in  fine,  a  whole 
corps  of  militia,  who  go  from  town  to  town, 
incessantly  preaching  to  the  people  the 
necessity  of  overturning  the  hereditary 
descent  of  property  ;  and  that  scandalous 


Salvandy  on  the  late  French  Revolution. 


978 

offence  is  openly  tolerated.  The  state  per- 
mits a  furious  association  to  be  formed  in 
its  very  bosom,  to  divide  the  property  of 
others  !  Yet  more— the  French  society 
assists  at  that  systematic  destruction  of  its 
last  pillar,  as  it  would  at  a  public  game. 
Lyons  even  cannot  rouse  them  to  their 
danger, — the  conflagration  of  the  second 
city  in  the  empire  fails  to  illuminate  the 
public  thought."— Pp.  418-19. 

In  the  midst  of  this  universal  fu- 
sion of  public  thought  in  the  revolu- 
tionary crucible,  the  sway  of  reli- 
gion, of  private  morality,  and  pa- 
rental authority,  could  not  long  be 
expected  to  survive.  They  have  all 
accordingly  given  way. 

"  Possibly  the  revolutionary  worship 
has  come  in  place  of  the  service  of  the 
altar,  which  has  been  destroyed.  Every 
religious  tie  has  long  been  extinguished 
amongst  us.  But  now,  even  its  semblance 
has  been  abandoned.  A  Chamber  which 
boasts  of  having  established  freedom,  has 
seriously  entertained  a  project  for  the  abo- 
lition of  the  Sunday,  and  all  religious 
festivals.  That  would  be  the  most  com- 
plete of  all  reactions,  for  it  would  at  once 
confound  all  ages,  and  exterminate  every 
chance  of  salvation. 

"  Such  is  the  estimation  in  which  reli- 
gion is  now  held,  that  every  one  hastens 
to  clear  himself  from  the  odious  aspersion 
of  being  in  the  least  degree  attached  to  it. 
The  representatives  in  Parliament,  if  by 
any  chance  an  allusion  is  made  to  the 
clergy,  hurst  out  into  laughter  or  sneer; 
they  think  they  can  govern  a  people, 
while  they  are  incessantly  outraging  their 
worship  ;  that  cradle  of  modern  civilisa- 
tion. If  a  journal  accidentally  mentions 
that  a  regiment  has  attended  mass,  all  the 
generals  in  the  kingdom  hasten  to  repel 
the  calumny,  to  protest  by  all  that  is 
sacred  their  entire  innocence,  to  swear 
that  the  barricades  have  taught  them  to 
forget  the  lessons  of  Napoleon,  to  bow 
the  knee  at  the  name  of  God." — P.  420. 

"  In  this  universal  struggle  for  disor- 
ganization, the  fatal  ardour  gains  every 
character.  The  contest  is,  who  shall  de- 
molish most  effectually,  and  give  the 
most  vehement  strokes  to  society.  M.  de 
Schonen  sees  well  that  less  good  was 
done  by  his  courage  in  resisting  the  at- 
tacks on  the  temples  of  religion,  than  evil 
by  the  weight  lent  by  the  proposition  for 
divorce,  to  the  last  establishment  which 
was  yet  untouched,  the  sanctity  of  pri- 
vate life.  To  defend  our  public  monu- 
ments, and  overturn  marriage,  is  a  pro- 
ceeding wholly  for  the  benefit  of  anarchy; 
I  say  overturn  it ;  for  in  the  corrupted 
state  of  society  where  we  live?  to  dissolve 


[June, 


its  indissolubility,  is  to  strike  it  in  its 
very  essence." — Pp.  4-13,  413. 

"  The  recent  Revolution  has  exhibited 
a  spectacle  which  was  wanting  in  that  of 
1789.  Robespierre,  in  the  Constituent 
Assembly,  proposed  the  abolition  of  the 
punishment  of  death :  no  one  then  thought 
of  death,  none  dreamed  of  bathing  them- 
selves in  blood.  Now,  the  case  is  widely 
different— We  have  arrived  at  terror  at 
one  leap.  It  is  while  knowing  it,  while 
viewing  it  full  in  the  face,  that  it  is  se- 
riously recommended.  We  have,  or  we 
affect,  the  unhappy  passion  for  blood. 
The  speeches  of  Robespierre  and  St 
Just  are  printed  and  sold  for  a  few  stftis, 
leaving  out  only  his  speech  in  favour  of  the 
Supreme  Being.  All  this  goes  on  in 
peaceable  times,  when  we  are  all  as  yet 
in  cold  blood,  without  the  double  excuse 
of  terror  and  passion  which  palliated 

their  enormities Poetry  has  taken  the 

same  line.  The  Constitutionel,  while 
publishing  their  revolting  panegyrics  on 
blood,  [expresses  no  horror  at  this  ten- 
dency. Incessantly  we  are  told  the  reign 
of  blood  cannot  be  renewed  ;  but  our  days 
have  done  more,  they  have  removed  all 
horror  at  it."— P.  421. 

On  the  dissolution  of  the  heredi- 
tary Peerage,  the  great  conquest  of 
the  Revolution,  the  following  stri- 
king observations  are  made. 

"  The  democrats,  in  speaking  of  the 
destruction  of  the  hereditary  Peerage, 
imagine  that  they  have  only  sacrificed  an 
institution.  There  never  was  a  more 
grievous  mistake ;  they  have  destroyed 
a  principle.  They  have  thrown  into  the 
gulf  the  sole  conservative  principle  that 
the  Revolution  had  left;  the  sole  stone 
in  the  edifice  which  recalls  the  past ;  the 
sole  force  in  the  constitution  which  sub- 
sists of  itself.  By  that  great  stroke, 
France  has  violently  detached  itself  from 
the  European  continent,  violently  thrown 
itself  beyond  the  Atlantic,  violently  mar- 
ried itself  to  the  virgin  soil  of  Pennsyl- 
vania, whither  we  bring  an  ancient,  dis- 
contented, and  divided  society  ;  a  popula- 
tion overflowing,  which,  having  no  de- 
serts to  expand  over,  must  recoil  upon 
itself,  and  tear  out  its  own  entrails ;  in 
fine,  the  tastes  of  servitude,  the  appetite 
for  domination  and  anarchy,  anti-reli- 
gious doctrines,  anti-social  passions,  at 
which  that  young  state,  which  bore  Wa- 
shington, nourished  freedom,  and  believes 
in  God,  would  stand  aghast. 

"  The  middling  rank  has  this  evil  in- 
herent in  its  composition  ;  placed  on  the 
confines  of  physical  struggle,  the  inter- 
vention of  force  does  not  surprise  it  ;  it 
submits  to  its  tyranny  without  revolt, 


1832.] 


Saloandy  on  the  late  French  Revolution. 


Has  it  defended  France,  for  the  last  six- 
teen months,  from  the  leaden  sceptre 
which  has  so  cruelly  weighed  upon  her 
destinies  ?  What  a  spectacle  was  exhi- 
bited when  the  Chamber  of  Peers,  re- 
splendent with  talent,  with  virtues,  with 
recollections  dear  to  France,  by  its  con- 
scientious votes  for  so  many  years,  was 
forced  to  vote  against  its  conviction  ;  for- 
ced, I  say,  to  bend  its  powerful  head  before 
a  brutal,  jealous,  and  ignorant  multitude. 
The  class  which  could  command  such  a 
sacrifice,  enforce  such  a  national  humilia- 
tion, is  incapable  of  governing  France  ; 
and  will  never  preserve  the  empire,  but 
suffer  it  to  fall  into  the  jaws  of  the  pitiless 
enemy,  who  is  ever  ready  to  devour  it." 
—P.  487. 

"  No  government  is  possible,  where  the 
mortal  antipathy  exists,  which  in  France 
alienates  the  lower  classes  in  possession  of 
power  from  the  ascendant  of  education 
or  fortune.  Can  any  one  believe  that 
power  will  ultimately  remain  in  the 
hands  of  that  intermediate  class  which  is 
detached  from  the  interests  of  property, 
without  being  allied  to  the  multitude  ?  Is 
it  not  evident,  that  its  natural  tendency 
is  to  separate  itself  daily  more  and  more 
from  the  first  class,  to  iinite  itself  to  the 
second?  Community  of  hatred  will  occa- 
sion unity  of  exertion  ;  and  the  more  that 
the  abyss  5s  enlarged  which  separates  the 
present  depositaries  of  power  from  its  na- 
tural possessors,  the  more  will  the  masses 
enter  into  a  share,  and  finally  the  exclu- 
sive possession,  of  power.  Thence  it  will 
proceed  from  demolition  to  demolition, 
from  disorder  to  disorder,  by  an  inevit- 
able progress,  and  must  at  length  end  in 
that  anti-social  state,  the  rule  of  the  mul- 
titude. 

"  The  moment  that  the  opinion  of  the 
dominant  classes  disregards  established  in- 
terests, that  it  takes  a  pleasure  in  viola- 
ting those  august  principles  which  con- 
stitute the  soul  of  society,  we  see  an  abyss 
begin  to  open ;  the  earth  quakes  beneath 
our  feet—the  community  is  shaken  to  its 
very  entrails.  Then  begins  a  profound  and 
universal  sense  of  suffering.  Capital  disap- 
pears ;  talents  retreat — become  irritated 
or  corrupted.  The  national  genius  be- 
comes intoxicated — precipitates  itself  into 
every  species  of  disorder,  and  bears  aloft, 
not  as  a  light,  but  a  torch  of  conflagration, 
its  useless  flame.  The  whole  nation  is 
seized  with  disquietude  and  sickness,  as  on 
the  eve  of  those  convulsions  which  shake 
the  earth,  and  trouble  at  once  the  air,  the 
earth,  and  the  sea.  Every  one  seeks  the 


979 

causes  of  this  extraordinary  state  ;  it  is  to 
be  found  in  one  alone — the  social  state  is 
trembling  to  its  foundations. 

"  This  is  precisely  the  state  we  have 
been  in  for  sixteen  months.  To  conceal 
it  is  impossible.  What  is  required  is  to 
endeavour  to  remedy  its  disorders.  France 
is  well  aware  that  it  would  be  happy  if  it 
had  only  lost  a  fifth  of  its  immense  capital 
during  that  period.  Every  individual  in 
the  kingdom  has  lost  a  large  portion  of  his 
income.  And  yet  the  revolution  of  1830 
was  the  most  rapid  and  the  least  bloody 
recorded  in  history.  If  we  look  nearer, 
we  shall  discover  that  every  one  of  us  is 
less  secure  of  his  property  than  he  was 
before  that  moral  earthquake.  Every  one 
is  less  secure  of  his  head,  though  the  Reign 
of  Death  has  not  yet  commenced  ;  and  in 
that  universal  feeling  of  insecurity  is  to 
be  found  the  source  of  the  universal  suf- 
fering. "—I  I.  491. 

But  we  must  conclude,  however 
reluctantly,  these  copious  extracts. 
Were  we  to  translate  every  passage 
which  is  striking  in  itself,  which 
bears  in  the  most  extraordinary  way 
on  the  present  crisis  in  this  country, 
we  should  transcribe  the  whole  of 
this  eloquent  and  profound  disquisi- 
tion. 

If  it  had  been  written  in  this  coun- 
try, it  would  have  been  set  down  as 
the  work  of  some  furious  anti-re- 
former ;  of  some  violent  Tory,  blind 
to  the  progress  of  events,  insensible 
to  the  change  of  society.  It  is  the 
work,  however,  of  no  anti-reformer, 
but  of  a  liberal  Parisian  historian,  a 
decided  supporter  at  the  time  of  the 
Revolution  of  July  ;  a  powerful  op- 
ponent of  the  Bourbons  for  fifteen 
years  in  the  Chamber  of  Deputies. 
He  is  commended  in  the  highest  terms 
by  Lady  Morgan,  as  one  of  the  rising 
lights  of  the  age;*  and  that  stamps 
his  character  as  a  leader  of  the  libe- 
ral party.  But  he  has  become  en- 
lightened, as  all  the  world  will  be,  to 
the  real  tendency  of  the  revolution- 
ary spirit,  by  that  most  certain  of  all 
preceptors,  the  suffering  it  has  occa- 
sioned. 

One  would  have  imagined,  from 
the  description  he  has  given  of  the 
state  of  France,  since  the  Revolution 
of  July,  that  he  was  describing  the 
state  of  this  country  under  the  dis- 
cussion of  the  Reform  Bill;  the  pro- 


*  France,  II,  342. 


VOL,  XXXI.    NO,  CXCV. 


Satvandy  on  the  late  French  Revolution. 


980 

bable  tendency  of  the  L.10  franchise ; 
the  universal  languor  and  suffering 
which  has  followed  the  promulgation 
of  that  fatal  change.  Yet  he  is  only 
describing  the  effects  of  triumphant 
reform  in  France.  The  inference  is 
twofold;  that  the  spirit  now  con- 
vulsing this  country  under  the  name 
of  Reform,  is  the  true  revolutionary 
spirit,  and  that  yet  more  acute  and 
lasting  distress  may  be  confidently 
anticipated  from  its  final  triumph, 
than  has  attended  the  long  and  he- 
roic resistance  made  to  its  progress. 
Salvandy,  like  all  the  liberal  party 
in  France,  while  he  clearly  perceives 
the  deplorable  state  to  which  their 
revolution  has  brought  them,  and  the 
fatal  tendency  of  the  democratic 
spirit  which  the  triumph  of  July  has 
so  strongly  developed,  is  unable  to 
discover  the  remote  cause  of  the 
disasters  which  overwhelm  them. 
At  this  distance  from  the  scene  of 
action,  we  can  clearly  discern  it. 
"  Ephraim,"  says  the  Scripture,  "  has 
gone  to  his  idols;  let  him  alone." 
In  these  words  is  to  be  found  the 
secret  of  the  universal  suffering,  the 
deplorable  condition,  the  merciless 
tyranny,  which  prevails  in  France. 
It  is  labouring  under  the  chastise- 
ment of  Heaven.  An  offended  Deity 
has  rained  down  upon  it  a  worse 
scourge  than  the  brimstone  which 
destroyed  the  cities  of  the  Jordan — 
the  scourge  of  its  own  passions  and 
vices.  The  terrible  cruelty  of  the 
Reign  of  Terror — the  enormous  in- 
justice of  the  revolutionary  rule,  is 
registered  in  the  book  of  fate ;  the 
universal  abandonment  of  religion 
by  all  the  influential  classes,  has  led 
to  the  extirpation  of  all  the  barriers 
against  anarchy  which  are  fitted  to 
secure  the  well-being  of  society.  Its 
fate  is  sealed;  its  glories  are  gone  ; 
the  unfettered  march  of  passion  will 


r       [June, 


overthrow  every  public  and  private 
virtue ;  and  national  ruin  will  be  the 
consequence.  We  are  following  in 
the  same  course,  and  will  most  cer- 
tainly share  in  the  same  punishment. 
In  this  melancholy  prospect  let  us 
be  thankful  that  the  conservative 
party  have  nothing  with  which  to 
reproach  themselves;  that  though 
doomed  to  share  in  the  punishment, 
they  are  entirely  guiltless  of  the 
crime.  Noble  indeed  as  was  the 
conduct  of  the  Duke  of  Wellington, 
in  coming  forward  at  the  eleventh 
hour,  to  extricate  the  Crown  from 
the  perilous  situation  in  which  it 
was  placed,  and  the  degrading  thral- 
dom to  which  it  was  subjected,  we 
rejoice,  from  the  bottom  of  our 
hearts,  that  the  attempt  was  frus- 
trated. Had  he  gone  on  with  the 
Bill  as  it  stood,  from  a  sense  of  over- 
whelming necessity,  all  its  conse- 
quences would  have  been  laid  on 
its  opponents.  The  Whigs  brought 
in  the  Reform  Bill— let  them  have 
the  execrable  celebrity  of  carrying 
it  through.  Let  them  inscribe  on 
their  banners  the  overthrow  of  the 
constitution;  let  them  go  down  to 
posterity  as  the  destroyers  of  a 
century  and  a  half  of  glory;  let 
them  be  stigmatized  in  the  page  of 
history  as  the  men  who  overthrew 
the  liberties  of  England.  Never 
despairing  of  their  country,  let  the 
great  and  noble  conservative  party 
stand  aloof  from  the  fatal  career  of 
revolution ;  let  them  remain  for  ever 
excluded  from  power,  rather  than 
gain  it  by  the  sacrifice  of  one  iota  of 
principle  ;  and  steadily  resisting  the 
inarch  of  wickedness,  and  all  the 
allurements  of  ambition,  take  for 
their  motto  the  words  of,  ancient 
duty,  "Fais  ce  que  dois:  advienne 
ce  que  pourra." 


1833.] 


The  Maid  of  Etvar. 


981 


THE  MAID 


POETRY,  which,  though  not  dead, 
had  long  been  sleeping  in  Scotland, 
was  restored  to  waking  life  by  THOM- 
so\.  His  genius  was  national;  and 
so,  too,  was  the  subject  of  his  first 
and  greatest  song.  By  saying  that 
his  genius  was  national,  we  mean 
that  its  temperament  was  enthusias- 
tic and  passionate ;  and  that,  though 
highly  imaginative,  the  sources  of  its 
power  lay  in  the  heart.  The  Castle 
of  Indolence  is  distinguished  by 
purer  taste,  and  finer  fancy;  but  with 
all  its  exquisite  beauties,  that  poem 
is  but  the  vision  of  a  dream.  The 
Seasons  are  glorious  realities ;  and 
the  charm  of  the  strain  that  sings  the 
"  rolling  year"  is  its  truth.  But  what 
mean  we  by  saying  that  the  Seasons 
are  a  national  subject  ? — do  we  assert 
that  they  are  solely  Scottish  ?  That 
would  be  too  bold,  even  for  us  ;  but 
we  scruple  not  to  assert,  that  Thom- 
son has  made  them  so,  as  far  as  might 
be  without  insult,  injury,  or  injustice, 
to  the  rest  of  the  globe.  His  suns 
rise  and  set  in  Scottish  heavens  j  his 
"  deep-fermenting  tempests,  are 
brewed  in  grim  evening"  Scottish 
skies;  Scottish  is  his  thunder  of 
cloud  and  cataract ;  his  "  vapours, 
and  snows,  and  storms,"  are  Scottish  ; 
and,  strange  as  the  assertion  would 
have  sounded  in  the  ears  of  Samuel 
Johnson,  Scottish  are  his  woods,  their 
sugh,  and  their  roar ;  nor  less  their 
stillness,  more  awful  amidst  the 
vast  multitude  of  steady  stems,  than 
when  all  the  sullen  pine-tops  are 
swinging  to  the  hurricane.  A  dread 
love  of  his  native  land  was  in  his 
heart  when  he  cried  in  the  soli- 
tude— 

"  Hail,  kindred  glooms  !  congenial  hor- 
rors, hail  !" 

The  genius  of  HOME  was  national 
-  —and  so,  too,  was  the  subject  of  his 


OF  EL v AIL* 

.  i  if 

first  and  greatest  song  —  Douglas. 
He  had  studied  the  old  Ballads. 
Their  simplicities  were  sweet  to 
him  as  wallflowers  on  ruins.  On  the 
story  of  Gill  Morice,  who  was  an 
Earl's  son,  he  founded,  'tis  said,  his 
Tragedy,  which  surely  no  Scottish 
eyes  ever  witnessed  without  tears. 
Are  not  these  most  Scottish  lines  ? — 

"  Ye  woods  and  wilds,  whose  melancholy 

gloom 
Accords  with  my  soul's  sadness  !" 

And  these  even  more  intensely  so,— 

"  Red  came  the  river  down,  and.   loud 

and  oft 
The  angry  Spirit  of  the  waters  shrieked  !" 

The  Scottish  Tragedian  in  an  evil 
hour  crossed  the  Tweed,  riding  on 
horseback  all  the  way  to  London. 
His  genius  got  Anglified,  took  a  con- 
sumption, and  perished  in  the  prime 
of  life.  But  on  seeing  the  Siddons  in 
J^ady Randolph,  and  hearing  herlow, 
deep,  wild,  wo-begone  voice  ex- 
claim, "  My  beautiful !  my  brave  !'* 
"  the  aged  harper's  soul  awoke," 
and  his  dim  eyes  were  again  lighted 
up  for  a  moment  with  the  fires  of 
genius — say  rather  for  a  moment  be- 
dewed with  the  tears  of  sensibili- 
ty, re-awakened  from  decay  and  do- 
tage. 

The  genius  of  BEATTIE  was  nation- 
al, and  so  was  the  subject  of  his  great- 
est song — The  Minstrel.  For  what  is 
its  design  ?  He  tells  us,  to  trace  the 
progress  of  a  poetical  genius  born 
in  a  rude  age,  from  the  first  dawn- 
ing of  reason  and  fancy,  till  that  pe- 
riod at  which  he  may  be  supposed 
capable  of  appearing  in  the  world  as 
a  Minstrel ;  that  is,  as  an  intinerant 
poet  and  musician, — a  character 
which,  according  to  the  notions  of 
our  forefathers,  was  not  only  re- 
spectable, but  sacred. 


"  There  lived  in  Gothic  days,  as  legends  tell, 

A  shepherd  swain,  a  man  of  low  degree ; 
Whose  sires  perchance  in  Fairyland  might  dwell, 

Sicilian  groves  and  vales  of  Arcady  ; 
But  he,  I  ween,  was  of  the  North  Countrie  ; 

A  nation  famed  for  song  and  heauty's  charms  j 
Zealous  yet  modest ;  innocent  though  free ; 

Patient  of  toil,  serene  amid  alarms  ; 

Inflexible  in  faith,  invincible  in  arms. 


*   The  Maid  of  Elvar. 
Edward  Moxon,  London. 


A  Poem,  in  Twelve  Parts.     By  Allan  Cunningham, 


The  Maid  ofElvar. 

"  The  shepherd  swain,  of  whom  I  mention  made, 

On  Scotia's  mountains  fed  his  little  flock  ; 
The  sickle,  scythe,  or  plough,  he  never  swayed  : 

An  honest  heart  was  almost  all  his  stock  ; 
His  drink  the  living  waters  from  the  rock  ; 

The  milky  dams  supplied  his  board,  and  lent 
Their  kindly  fleece  to  baffle  winter's  shock  ; 

And  he,  though  oft  with  dust  and  sweat  besprent, 

Did  guide  and  guard  their  wanderings,  wheresoe'er  they  went !" 


[June, 


Did  patriotism  ever  inspire  genius 
with  sentiment  more  Scottish  than 
that?  Did  imagination  ever  create 
scenery  more  Scottish  ?  Manners, 
Morals,  Life?  Never.  What !  not 
the  following  stanzas  ? 


1108 


"  Lo  !  where  the  stripling  rapt  in  wonder 

roves 
Beneath    the    precipice    o'erhung    with 

pine ; 
And  sees,  on  high,   amidst  th'  encircling 

groves 
From  cliff  to  cliff  the  foaming  torrents 

shine  : 
\Vhile  waters,  woods,  and  winds,  in  con- 

cert  join, 

And    echo    swells    the    chorus    to    the 
skies  !" 

Beattie  pours  there  like  a  man  who 
had  been  at  the  Linn  of  Dee.  He 
wore  a  wig,  it  is  true;  but  at  times, 
when  the  fit  was  on  him,  he  wrote 
like  the  unshorn  Apollo. 

The  genius  of  GRAIIAME  was  na- 


tional, and  so  too  was  the  subject  of 
his  first  and  best  poem — The  Sab- 
bath. 

"  How  still  the  morning  of  the  hallow- 
ed day  !"  .:{{wt| 

is  a  line  that  could  have  been  utter- 
ed only  by  a  holy  Scottish  heart. 
For  we  alone  know  what  is  indeed 
Sabbath  silence — an  earnest  of  ever- 
lasting rest.  To  our  hearts,  the  very 
birds  of  Scotland  sing  holily  on  that 
day.  A  sacred  smile  is  on  the  dewy 
flowers.  The  lilies  look  whiter  in 
their  loveliness;  the  blush-rose  red- 
dens in  the  sun  with  a  diviner  dye ; 
and  with  a  more  celestial  scent  the 
hoary  hawthorn  sweetens  the  wild- 
erness. Sorely  disturbed  of  yore, 
over  the  glens  and  hills  of  Scotland, 
was  the  Day  of  Peace  ! 
"  O,  the  great  goodness  of  the  Saints  of 
Old!" 

the  Covenanters.  Listen  to  the  Sab- 
bath-Bard. 


"  With  them  each  day  was  holy ;  but  that  morn 

On  which  the  angel  said,  See  where  the  Lord 

Was  laid,  joyous  arose  ;  to  die  that  day 

Was  bliss.      Long  ere  the  dawn  by  devious  ways, 

O'er  hills,  through  woods,  o'er  dreary  wastes,  they  sou 

The  upland  muirs  where  rivers,  there  but  brooks, 

Dispart  to  different  seas.      Fast  by  such  brooks 

A  little  glen  is  sometimes  scooped,  a  plat 

With  greensward  gay,  and  flowers  that  strangers  seem 

Amid  the  heathery  wild,  that  all  around 

Fatigues  the  eye  :   in  solitudes  like  these, 

Thy  persecuted  children,  Scotia,  foiled 

A  tyrant's  and  a  bigot's  bloody  laws: 

There,  leaning  on  his  spear,  (one  of  the  array 

Whose  gleam,  in  former  days,  had  scathed  the  rose 

On  England's  banner,  and  had  powerless  struck 

The  infatuate  monarch,  and  his  wavering  host !) 

The  lyart  veteran  heard  the  word  of  God 

By  Cameron  thundered,  or  by  Ren  wick  poured 

In  gentle  stream  :   then  rose  the  song,  the  loud 

Acclaim  of  praise.     The  wheeling  plover  ceased 

Her  plaint ;  the  solitary  place  was  glad  ; 

And  on  the  distant  cairn  the  watcher's  ear 

Caught  doubtfully  at  times  the  breeze-borne  note. 

But  years  more  gloomy  followed  ;  and  no  more 

The  assembled  people  dared,  in  face  of  day, 

To  worship  God,  or  even  at  the  dead 

Of  night,  save  when  the  wintry  storm  raved  fierce, 


•  ffc  8BW 


d   'fto 
3  ifodl  fo 


Off 

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832.] 


to 

. 


The  Maid  ofElvar. 

And  thunder-peals  compelled  the  men  of  blood 
To  couch  within  their  dens;  then  dauntlessly 
The  scatter'd  few  would  meet,  in  some  deep  dell 
By  rocks  o'ercanopied,  to  hear  the  voice, 
Their  faithful  pastor's  voice  :    He  hy  the  gleam 
Of  sheeted  lightning  oped  the  sacred  book, 
And  words  of  comfort  spake  :   over  their  souls 
His  accents  soothing  came,  as  to  her  young 
The  heathfowl's  plumes,  when,  at  the  close  of  eve, 
She  gathers  in,  mournful,  her  brood  dispersed 
By  murderous  sport,  and  o'er  the  remnant  spreads 
Fondly  her  wings  ;  close  nestling  'neath  her  breast 
They  cherished  cower  amid  the  purple  bloom." 


The  genius  of  SIR  WALTER  SCOTT, 
it  will  not  be  denied,  is  pretty  na- 
tional, and  so  are  the  subjects  of  all 
liis  noblest  works,  be  they  Poems,  or 
Novels  and  Romances  by  the  Author 
of  Waverley.  Up  to  the  era  of  Sir 
Wai ter,living  people  had  some  vague, 
general,  indistinct  notions  about  dead 
people  mouldering  away  to  nothing 
centuries  ago,  in  regular  kirk-yards 
and  chance  burial-places,  "  'mang 
inuirs  and  mosses  many  O,"  some- 
where or  other  in  that  difficultly  dis- 
tinguished and  very  debateable  dis- 
trict called  the  Borders.  All  at  once 
he  touched  their  tombs  with  a  divi- 
ning rod,  and  the  turf  streamed  out 
ghosts.  Some  in  woodmen's  dresses 
— most  in  warrior's  mail — green  arch- 
ers leapt  forth  with  yew-bows  and 
quivers — and  giants  stalked  shaking 
spears.  The  grey  chronicler  smiled ; 
and,  taking  up  his  pen,  wrote  in  lines 
of  light  the  annals  of  the  chivalrous 
and  heroic  days  of  auld  feudal  Scot- 
land. The  nation  then  for  the  first 
time  knew  the  character  of  its  ances- 
tors ;  for  those  were  not  spectres — 
not  they  indeed — nor  phantoms  of 
the  brain — but  gaunt  flesh  and  blood, 
or  glad  and  glorious; — base-born  cot- 
tage-churls of  the  olden  time, because 
Scottish,  became  familiar  to  the  love 
of  the  nation's  heart,  and  so  to  its  pride 
did  the  high-born  lineage  of  palace- 
kings.  The  worst  of  Sir  Walter  is, 
that  he  has  harried  all  Scotland. 
Never  was  there  such  a  freebooter. 
He  harries  all  men's  cattle — kills 
themselves  off  hand,  and  makes 
bonfires  of  their  castles.  Thus  has 
he  disturbed  and  illuminated  all 
the  land  as  with  the  blazes  of  a 
million  beacons.  Lakes  lie  with 
their  islands  distinct  by  midnight  as 
by  midday ;  wide  woods  glow  glo- 
riously in  the  gloom ;  and  by  the 
stormy  splendour,  you  even  see  ships, 
with  all  sail  set,  far  at  sea.  His  themes 


-  O'iom  V1 
in  prose  or  numerous  verse,  are 
still  "  Knights  and  Lords  and  mighty 
Earls,"  and  their  Lady-Loves— chief- 
ly Scottish— of  Kings  that  fought 
for  fame  or  freedom — of  fatal  Flod- 
den  and  bright  Bannockburn — of  the 
DELIVERER.  If  that  be  not  national 
to  the  teeth,  Homer  was  no  Ionian, 
Tyrtseus  not  sprung  from  Sparta,  and 
Christopher  North  a  Cockney.  Let 
Abbotsford,  then,  be  cognomen'd  by 
those  that  choose  it,  the  Ariosto  of 
-the  North — we  shall  continue  to  call 
him  plain,  simple,  immortal  Sir  Wal- 
ter. 

We  are  confining  our  affection  at 
present,  you  perceive,  to  those  great 
or  good  poets,  to  whom,  from  the 
nature  of  their  genius  and  its  sub- 
jects, we  are  induced  to  apply,  with 
all  propriety  of  speech,  the  delight- 
ful and  endearing  term,  Scottish. 
Our  enlightened  neighbours,  the 
Transtweeddalecarlians,  cannot  feel 
the  works  of  those  worthies  as  we 
do — the  racy  flavour  of  the  Scottish 
spirit  either  produces  no  impression 
on  their  palate,  (the  organ  of  taste,') 
or  an  unpleasant  one — like  the  breath 
of  the  heather  bloom  in  the  dark 
delicious  Highland  honey— like  the 
twang  of  the  peat-reek  in  the  moun- 
tain dew,  when  it  rejoices  in  those 
tempting  trissyllables,  Farintosh  and 
Glenlivet.  Still  the  Southrons  suck 
the  one  and  sip  the  other  with  wry 
faces;  and  they  were  wont  to  be 
curious  exceedingly  about  the  Great 
Unknown.  We  have, however, among 
us  Poets  and  Poetesses,  who — God 
bless  them — though  far  from  anti- 
national,  are  Scottish  chiefly  by  birth; 
not  but  that  a  fine,  free,  pure  Cale- 
donian air  hovers  around  their  ge- 
nius— not  but  that  its  bright  consum- 
mate flower  blushes,  to  our  eyes  at 
least,  as  if  coloured  by  the  boreal 


Of  such  high  and  clear  class,  look 


984 


The  Maid  ofElvar. 


[June, 


at  two  glorious  living  specimens — 
THOMAS  CAMPBELL  and  JOANNA  BAIL- 
LIE.  In  his  boyhood,  Campbell  wan- 
dered "  to  distant  isles  that  hear  the 
wild  Corbrechtan  roar,"  and  some- 
times his  Poetry  is  like  that  whirlpool ; 
the  sound  is  as  of  the  wheels  of  many 
chariots.  Yes — happy  was  it  for  the 
author  of  the  Pleasures  of  Hope, 
that  in  his  youth  he  "  walked  in 
glory  and  in  joy/'  along  the  many- 
mountain-based,  hollow- rumbling 
western  coast  of  that  unaccountable 
county,  Argyllshire.  The  sea-sound 
cultivated  his  naturally  fine  musical 
ear,  and  it  sank,  too,  into  his  heart. 
Hence  is  his  prime  Poem  a  glad, 
sad,  sweet,  solemn,  grave,  and  glo- 
rious production,  bright  with  hope 
as  is  the  sunny  sea,  when  sailors' 
sweethearts  on  the  shore  are  look- 
ing out  for  ships,  and  from  a  foreign 
station,  lo !  down  before  the  wind 
comes  the  fleet,  and  the  very  shells 
on  the  sand  beneath  their  footsteps 
seem  to  sing  aloud  for  joy.  As  for 
Joanna,  she  is  our  Tragic  Queen ;  but 
she  belongs  to  all  place  as  to  all  time ; 
and  Scott  hath  said — let  them  who 
dare  gainsay  it — that  he  saw  her  ge- 
nius, in  a  similar  fair  shape,  sailing 
by  the  side  of  the  Swan  of  Avon. 
Yet  Joanna  loves  to  touch  the  pas- 
toral reed ;  and  then  we  think  of  the 
tender  dawn,  the  clear  noon,  and 
the  bright  meridian  of  her  life,  past 
among  the  hanging  cliffs  of  the  silvan 
Calder,  and  in  the  lonesome  heart 
of  the  dark  Strathaven  muirs. 

Not  a  few  other  sweet  singers  or 
strong,  native  to  this  nook  of  our  isle, 
might  we  now  in  these  humble 
pages  lovingly  commemorate;  and 
"  two  shall  we  mention,  dearer  than 
the  rest,"  for  sake  of  that  virtue, 
among  many  virtues,  which  we  have 
been  lauding  all  along,  their  nation- 
ality;—  these  are  Mom  and  POL- 
LOK. 

Of  our  own  "  delightful  Delta,"  as 
we  once  called  him— and  the  epi- 
thet now  by  right  appertains  to  his 
name — we  shall  now  say  simply  this, 
that  he  has  produced  many  original 
pieces  which  will  possess  a  perma- 
nent place  in  the  poetry  of  Scotland. 
Delicacy  and  grace  characterise  his 
happiest  compositions;  some  of  them 
are  beautiful  in  a  cheerful  spirit  that 
has  only  to  look  on  nature  to  be 
happy ;  and  others  breathe  the  sim- 


plest and  purest  pathos.  His  scenery, 
whether  sea-coast  or  inland,  is  al- 
ways truly  Scottish;  and  at  times  his 
pen  drops  touches  of  light  on  minute 
objects,  that  till  then  had  slumbered 
in  the  shade,  but  now  "  shine  well 
where  they  stand"  or  lie,  as  compo- 
nent and  characteristic  parts  of  our 
lowland  landscapes.  Let  others  la- 
bour away  at  long  poems,  and  for 
their  pains  get  neglect  or  oblivion ; 
Moir  is  immortalized  in  many  short 
ones,  which  the  Scottish  Muses  may 
"  riot  willingly  let  die."  And  that 
must  be  a  pleasant  thought  when  it 
touches  the  heart  of  the  mildest  and 
most  modest  of  men,  as  he  sits  by 
his  family-fire,  beside  those  most 
dear  to  him,  after  a  day  past  in 
smoothing,  by  his  skill,  the  bed  and 
the  brow  of  pain,  in  restoring  sickness 
to  health,  in  alleviating  sufferings 
that  cannot  be  cured,  or  in  mitiga- 
ting the  pangs  of  death. 

Pollok  had  great  original  genius, 
strong  in  a  sacred  sense  of  religion. 
Such  of  his  short  compositions  as 
we  have  seen,  written  in  early  youth, 
were  but  mere  copies  of  verses,  and 
gave  little  or  no  promise  of  power. 
But  his  soul  was  working  in  the  green 
moorland  solitudes  round  about  his 
father's  house,  in  the  wild  and  beau- 
tiful parishes  of  Eaglesham  and 
Mearns,  separated  by  thee,  O  Yearn ! 
sweetest  of  pastoral  streams  that 
murmur  through  the  west,  as  under 
those  broomy  and  birchen  banks  and 
trees,  where  the  grey-linties  sing,  is 
formed  the  clear  junction  of  the  rills, 
issuing,  the  one  from  the  hill-spring 
far  above  the  Black-waterfall,  and 
the  other  from  the  Brother-loch.  The 
poet  in  prime  of  youth  (he  died  in 
his  twenty- seventh  year)  embarked 
on  a  high  and  adventurous  em- 
prise, and  voyaged  the  Illimitable 
Deep.  His  spirit  expanded  its  wings, 
and  in  a  holy  pride  felt  them  to  be 
broad,  as  it  hovered  over  the  dark 
abyss.  The  "  Course  of  Time,"  for 
so  young  a  man,  was  a  vast  achieve- 
ment. The  book  he  loved  best  was 
the  Bible,  and  his  style  is  often  scrip- 
tural. Of  our  poets  he  had  studied, 
we  believe,  but  Young,  Milton,  and 
Byron.  He  had  much  to  learn  in 
composition;  and,  had  he  lived,  he 
would  have  looked  almost  with  hu- 
miliation on  much  that  is  at  present 
eulogized  by  his  devoted  admirers. 


1832.] 


The  Maid  of  Elvar. 


But  the  soul  of  poetry  is  there,  though 
often  dimly  enveloped,  and  many 
passages  there  are,  and  long  ones 
too,  that  heave,  and  hurry,  and  glow 
along  in  a  divine  enthusiasm. 

<{   His  cars   he  closed,   to  listen  to  the 

strains 

That  Sion  bards  did  consecrate  of  old, 
And  fix'd  his  Pindus  upon  Lebanon." 

But  there  now  arises  before  us 
such  a  Brotherhood  of  Bards  as  could 
have  been  born  and  bred — nay,  frown 
not,  fair  or  gallant  Southron — only 
in  Scotland.  The  Bards  belonging 
by  divine  right  to  the  People — the 
household  Bards  of  hut  and  shieling, 
dear  to  the  dwellers  on  the  hill  and 
river  sides,  and  to  those  who,  like 
the  cushats,  have  their  nests  in  the 
woods.  Allan  Ramsay,  Michael 
Bruce,  Robert  Fergusson,  ROBERT 
BURNS,  James  Hogg,  and  though  last, 
not  least,  Allan  Cunningham  —  the 
Barber,  the  Schoolmaster,  the  She- 
riff's Clerk  Engrosser,  the  Plough- 


man,  the  Shepherd,  the  Stone-Ma- 
son !  And  has  not  Scotland  reason  to 
be  proud  of  her  wigs,  her  taws* 
her  very  charges  of  horning,  her 
plough-coulters,  and  the  teeth  of  her 
harrows,  her  gimmers  and  her  "  tar- 
ry woo,"  her  side  walls  and  her  ga- 
ble-ends— seeing  that  the  same  minds 
that  were  busied  with  such  matters, 
for  sake  of  a  scanty  and  precarious 
subsistence,  have  been  among  the 
brightest  on  the  long  roll  which 
Fame,  standing  on  the  mountains, 
unfolds  to  the  sunshine  and  the  winds, 
inscribed  with  the  names  of  some 
of  the  wide  world's  most  prevailing 
Poets  ? 

Theocritus  was  a  pleasant  Pasto- 
ral, and  Sicilia  sees  him  among  the 
stars.  But  all  his  dear  Idyls  toge- 
ther are  not  equal  in  worth  to  the 
single  Gentle  Shepherd.  Habbie's 
Howe  is  a  hallowed  place  now  among 
the  green  airy  Pentlands.  Sacred 
for  ever  the  solitary  murmur  of  that 
waterfa' ! 


"  A  flowerie  howm,  between  twa  verdant  braes, 
Where  lasses  use  to  wash  and  spread  their  claes ; 
A  trotting  burnie,  wimpling  through  the  ground, 
It's  channel  pebbles,  shining,  smooth,  and  round  : 
Here  view  twa  barefoot  beauties,  clean  and  clear, 
'Twill  please  your  eye,  then  gratify  your  ear ; 
While  Jenny  what  she  wishes  discommends, 
And  Meg,  Avith  better  sense,  true  love  defends !" 


"  About  them,  and  sicklike,1'  is  the 
whole  Poem.  Yet  "  faithful  loves 
shall  memorize  the  song."  Without 
any  scenery  but  that  of  rafters,  which 
overhead  fancy  may  suppose  a  grove, 
'tis  even  yet  sometimes  acted  by  rus- 
tics in  the  barn,  though  nothing  on  this 
earth  will  ever  persuade  a  humble 
Scottish  lass  to  take  a  part  in  a  play; 
while  delightful  is  felt,  even  by  the 
lords  and  ladies  of  the  land,  the  sim- 
ple Drama  of  lowly  life ;  and  we  our- 
selves have  seen  a  high-born  maiden 
look  "  beautiful  exceedingly"  as  Pa- 
tie's  Betrothed,  kilted  to  the  knee  in 
the  kirtle  of  a  Shepherdess. 

FERGUSSON'S  glory  lies  in  his  Far- 
mer's Ingle  being  the  rude  proto- 
type of  the  Cottar's  Saturday  Night. 
It  suggested  the  theme  to  Burns,  and 
from  his  genius  came  forth  that  heart- 
born  poem  in  its  perfection.  Poor 
Fergusson  !  he  grew  mad  !  When 
committed— says  Campbell,  follow- 
ing Irvine — to  the  receptacle  of  the 
insane,  a  consciousness  of  his  dread- 


ful fate  seemed  to  come  over  him. 
At  the  moment  of  his  entrance  he 
uttered  a  wild  cry  of  despair,  which 
was  re-echoed  by  a  shout  from  all 
the  inmates  of  the  dreadful  mansion, 
and  left  an  impression  of  inexpressi- 
ble horror  on  the  friends  who  had 
the  task  of  attending  him.  His  mo- 
ther, being  in  extreme  poverty,  had 
no  other  mode  of  disposing  of  him. 
A  remittance,  which  she  received  a 
few  days  after  from  a  more  fortunate 
son,  who  was  abroad,  would  have 
enabled  her  to  support  the  expense 
of  affording  him  attendance  in  her 
own  house  ;  but  the  aid  did  not  ar- 
rive till  the  poor  maniac  had  expired. 
On  his  first  visit  to  Edinburgh,  Burns 
traced  out  the  grave  of  Fergusson, 
and  placed  a  Monument  over  it  at  his 
own  expense,  inscribed  with  verses 
of  appropriate  feeling.  And  thus 
honoured,  his  name,  though  some- 
what dim  now,  survives,  nor  ever 
will  wane  away  utterly  the  melan- 
choly light. 


The  Maid  ofElvar. 


[June, 


Like  a  strong  man,  rejoicing  to 
run  a  race,  we  behold  BURNS,  in  his 
golden  Prime;  and  glory  gleams  from 
the  Peasant's  head,  far  and  wide  over 
Scotland.  See  the  shadow  tottering 
to  the  tomb !  frenzied  with  fears 
of  a  prison — for  some  five  pound  debt 
— existing,  perhaps,  but  in  his  disea- 
sed imagination — for,  alas !  sorely  dis- 
eased it  was,  and  he  too,  at  last,  seem- 
ed something  insane, — he  escapes 
that  disgrace  in  the  grave.  Buried 
with  his  bones  be  all  remembrances 
of  his  miseries !  But  the  spirit  of  song, 
which  was  his  true  spirit,  unpolluted 
and  unfallen,  lives,  and  breathes,  and 
has  its  being,  in  the  peasant-life  of 
Scotland ;  his  songs,  which  are  as 
household  and  sheepfold  words,  con- 
secrated by  the  charm  that  is  in  all 
the  heart's  purest  affections,  love 
and  piety,  and  the  joy  of  grief,  shall 
never  decay,  till  among  the  people 
have  decayed  the  virtues  which  they 
celebrate,  and  by  which  they  were 
inspired;  and  should  some  dismal 
change  in  the  skies  ever  oversha- 
dow the  sunshine  of  our  national 
character,  and  savage  storms  end  in 
sullen  stillness,  which  is  moral  death, 
in  the  poetry  of  Burns  the  natives  of 
happier  lands  will  see  how  noble 
was  once  the  degenerated  race  that 
may  then  be  looking  down  disconso- 
lately on  the  dim  grass  of  Scotland 
with  the  unuplifted  eyes  of  cowards 
and  slaves. 

Among  hills  that  once  were  a 
forest,  and  still  bear  that  name,  and 
by  the  side  of  a  river  not  unknown 
in  song,  lying  in  his  plaid  on  a  brae 
among  the  "  woolly  people,"  see  an- 
other true  son  of  genius — THE  ET- 
TRICK  SHEPHERD. 

We  are  never  so  happy  as  in  prai- 
sing James ;  but  pastoral  poets  are 
the  most  incomprehensible  of  God's 
creatures;  and  here  is  one  of  the 
best  of  them  all,  who  confesses  the 
Chaldee  and  denies  the  Noctes ! 

The  Queen's  Wake  is  a  garland  of 
fair  forest  flowers,  bound  withaband 
of  rushes  from  the  moor.  It  is  not 
a  poem — not  it — nor  was  it  intended 
to  be  so;  you  might  as  well  call  a 
bright  bouquet  of  flowers  a  flower, 
which,  by  the  by,  we  do  in  Scotland. 
Some  of  the  ballads  are  very  beau- 
tiful ;  one  or  two  even  splendid ; 
most  of  them  spirited ;  and  the 
worst  far  better  than  the  best  that 

baB^iio  raid 


ever  was  written  by  any  bard  in 
danger  of  being  a  blockhead.  "  Kil- 
meny"  alone  places  our  (aye,  our) 
Shepherd  among  the  Undying  Ones. 
London  soon  loses  all  memory  of 
lions,  let  them  visit  her  in  the  shape 
of  any  animal  they  please.  But  the 
Heari  of  the  Forest  never  forgets. 
It  knows  no  such  word  as  absence. 
The  Death  of  a  Poet  there,  is  but  the 
beginning  of  a  Life  of  Fame.  His 
songs  no  more  perish  than  do  flowers. 
There  are  no  Annuals  in  the  Forest. 
All  are  perennial ;  or  if  they  do  in- 
deed die,  their  fadings  away  are  in- 
visible in  the  constant  succession — 
the  sweet  unbroken  series  of  ever- 
lasting bloom.  So  will  it  be  in  his 
native  haunts  with  the  many  songs 
of  the  Ettrick  Shepherd.  The  lochs 
may  be  drained — corn  may  grow 
where  once  the  Yarrow  flowed — nor 
is  such  change  much  more  unlike- 
ly than  in  the  olden  time  would 
have  been  thought  the  extirpation  of 
all  the  vast  oak-woods,  where  the 
deer  trembled  to  fall  into  the  den  of 
the  wolf,and  the  wild  boar  barrowed 
beneath  the  eagle's  eyrie.  All  ex- 
tinct now !  But  obsolete  never  shall 
be  the  Shepherd's  plaintive  or 
pawky,  his  melancholy  or  merry, 
lays.  The  ghost  of  "  Mary  Lee" 
will  be  seen  in  the  moonlight  coming 
down  the  hills;  the  ""  Witch  of 
Fife"  on  the  clouds  will  still  be- 
stride her  besom ;  and  the  "  Gude 
Grey  Cat"  will  mew  in  imagination, 
were  even  the  Last  Mouse  on  his  last 
legs,  and  the  feline  species  swept  off 
by  war,  pestilence,  and  famine,  and 
heard  to  pur  no  more  ! 

And  now,  thank  heaven  ! — you 
will  say  with  us — we  are  brought 
within  touch  of  the  broad  back  and 
shoulders  of  ALLAN  CUNNINGHAM. 
For  a  long  time  past  we  have  seen 
them  in  the  gloom  of  the  vista.  We 
knew  not  but  that  it  might  be  a  sha- 
dow— but  we  have  come  in  contact 
with  firm  flesh  and  blood.  Honest 
Allan !  So  was  the  mighty  minstrel 
pleased  to  call  him,  in  spite  of  that 
wild  youthful  trick  of  his  on  poor 
Cromek.  "  Remains  of  Nithsdale 
and  Galloway  Song"  indeed  !  Some 
snatches  of  old  strains  there  were  ; 
and  these  were  sufficient  to  inspire 
a  kindred  genius,  which  whispered 
many  more  "so  sweetly,  complete- 
ly," in  the  ear  of  Love,  i^i 

4oa  ilouin 


1832.] 


The  Maid  o/Elvar. 


All  persons— in  Scotland,  and  they 
are  too  few  in  our  cities — of  any 
poetical  feeling,  or  knowledge  of 
poetry,  who,  took  the  trouble  of  ca- 
ring about  the  produce  of  native  ge- 
nius that  might  not  have  yet  gained 
itself  a  name,  saw  in  these  "Re- 
mains," so  many  fine  touches  of  na- 
ture, so  many  sweet  glimpses  of 
fancy,  that  they  desired  to  learn 
something  of  the  obscure,  but  mani- 
festly no  common  man,  who  had  in 
this  strange  way  ventured,  with 
doubts  and  fears,  to  try  what  the 
world  might  think  of  such  verses  as 
his,  composed,  perhaps,  during  the 
very  hours  of  labour,  or  at  gloaming, 
when  his  hand  had  let  down  the  mal- 
let, and  as  his  heart  was  free.  All 
the  initiated  soon  saw  through  the 
harmless  disguise;  and  the  name  of 
Allan  Cunningham  soon  began  to  be 
known,  though  a  good  many  years 
elapsed  before  it  was  familiar  to  the 
public.  Mark  Macrabin,  or  the  Cove- 
nanter, a  prose  tale  of  great  power, 
which  appeared  in  this  Periodical, 
was  highly  appreciated  ;  so  were  a 
series  of  tales  and  traditions  which 
he  published  in  the  London  Maga- 
zine, and  afterwards  in  a  separate 
form,  in  two  volumes.  We  believe 
that  they  have  not  had  a  very  wide 
circulation;  but  nobody  can  read 
them  without  admiration  of  the 
author's  genius. 

All  their  scenes  are  laid  in  the 
south  of  Scotland,  and  almost  all  in 
his  native  district;  an  intimate  know- 
ledge, of  course,  is  shewn  in  them 
of  all  that  is  most  interesting  and 
impressive  in  the  life  and  character 
of  their  inhabitants  now,  or  of  old ; 
and  some  of  them,  in  respect  of  cir- 
cumstance, incident,  and  event,  as 
well  as  sentiment,  passion,  and  cha- 
racter, are  admirable  Stories  too,  al- 
though they  are,  in  general,  more 
distinguished  by  excellence  of  the 
latter  than  of  the  former  kind.  Their 
chief  fault  is,  we  think,  too  much 
elaboration  both  of  imagery  and  pas- 
sion ;  and  included  in  that,  a  style 
of  language  not  sufficiently  varied, 
so  as  to  suit  the  different  characters 
and  conditions  of  the  interlocutors 
in  the  dialogues,  which  are  lavishly 
introduced,  and  which,  though  al- 
ways very  eloquent — indeed  often 
too  much  so— and  frequently  most 
poetical  —  perhaps  sometimes  too 
much  so,  likewise — do,  oftener  than 


987 

we  could  wish,  get  a  little  wearisome 
from  the  monotony  of  their  manner, 
and  a  certain  rich  sameness  which 
palls  upon  the  sense  of  beauty,  till 
it  longs  for  a  barer  board  and  sim- 
pler fare.  Mr  Cunningham  some  years 
ago  produced  a  dramatic  poem,  Sir 
Marmaduke  Maxwell,  imbued  with 
a  fine,  bold,  martial  spirit,  and  full 
of  fresh  descriptions  of  natural  ob- 
jects ;  but  his  reputation  as  a  poet 
has,  perhaps,  been  raised  higher, 
and  more  widely  spread,  by  songs 
and  ballads  occasionally  appearing 
in  the  Annuals,  and  other  periodi- 
cals, than  by  any  of  his  other  and 
more  ambitious  efforts ;  and  no 
wonder — for  the  most  felicitous  of 
them  are  exquisite,  and  a  few  that 
have  been  set  to  music,  have  become 
blended  with  the  popular  poetry  of 
Britain. 

But  highly  as  the  Public  had  by 
this  time  estimated  Allan  Cunning- 
ham's talents,  it  was  not  prepared, 
we  suspect,  to  receive  from  his  hands 
such  a  work  as  the  "  Lives  of  the 
Painters,  Sculptors,  and  Architects." 
In  these  volumes  (five,  we  think,  in 
number  ?)  he  has  shown  the  most 
searching  sagacity,  the  finest  and 
truest  taste — the  taste  of  genius — 
and  wide  and  accurate  knowledge 
of  the  works  and  peculiar  faculties 
of  the  most  eminent  artists.  In  treat- 
ing of  their  personal  characters, 
which  it  was  his  duty  to  do,  he  has 
spoken  as  man  should  speak  of  man, 
boldly  and  freely,  in  all  cases  where 
moral  qualities  lie  in  the  open  light, 
and  where  there  can  be  "  no  mis- 
take." But,  at  the  same  time,  Allan 
is  reverential;  and  never  unautho- 
rizedly  lifts  up  the  veil  from  before 
those  frailties  incident  to  all  human 
virtue,  and  surely  not  to  be  exposed 
to  the  eyes  of  the  world  then  only 
when  to  virtue  it  has  pleased  God  to 
add  the  gift  of  genius.  Allan's  style, 
in  these  volumes,  is  wonderfully  im- 
proved since  the  time  he  wrote  his 
Tales  and  Traditions.  It  is  terse, 
precise,  and  compact ;  but  animated, 
too,  earnest,  and  eloquent.  Nor  is  it 
without  the  charm  of  a  certain  quaint- 
ness,  characteristic  of  a  man  who 
loves  to  take  his  own  way  in  feeling, 
thinking,  speaking,  and  writing;  and 
who,  knowing  that  there  is  no  self- 
conceit  in  that,  cares  not  though 
"small  critics,  wielding  their  deli- 
cate pens,"  accuse  him  of  it,  and  even 


988 

set  down  to  the  score  of  affectation, 
mannerisms  which  are  the  growth, 
and  the  genial  growth  too,  of  a  strong 
and  fearless  nature.  We  regard  the 
work  of  which  we  now  speak,  as, 
under  all  circumstances,  one  of  the 
most  remarkable  in  our  literature. 
It  is  already  one  of  the  British  class- 
ics. 

In  the  midst  of  all  this  present 
ferment,  Allan  has  not  hesitated  to 
publish — a  poem — a  rustic  tale — in 
twelve  parts.  For  a  while,  its  course 
may  be  impeded  by  a  press  of  poli- 
tical pamphlets.  But  though  such 
trash  may  for  a  while  obstruct  its 
progress,  nay,  overlay  itself,  yet  in 
due  season,  and  that  erelong,  it  will 
reappear,  moving  victoriously  on.  It 
will  not  be  in  the  power  of  that  dead 
weight  to  smother  the  Maid  of  Elvar. 

But  now  for  our  critique. 

Sir  Ralph  Latoun,  a  Cumberland 
Chief,  having  obtained,  in  reward  for 
his  services,  agrant  from  Henry  V1IL, 
of  as  much  land  as  he  can  conquer 
in  Scotland,  crosses  the  Solway,  and 
making  sad  slaughter  among  the 
Maxwells  and  Kirkpatricks,  finds 
himself,  as  he  thinks,  in  possession 
of  a  principality  in  fair  Nithsdale. 

"  His  golden  casque  he  took, 

And  waved  it  glittering  ;  on  his  brow  the 

steam 
He  gladly  fanned,   and  out  his  tresses 

shook, 
Then  eyed   his   martial   shadow  in    the 

stream, 
And  looked  of  Nith's  green  vale  lord  in 

his  own  esteem." 

But  Eustace  Grame,  a  dalesman 


The  Maid  of  Elvar. 


[June, 


of  low  degree,  gathers  his  peasant- 
peers,  and  surprising  Sir  Ralph  and 
his  power  with  sudden  onslaught  on 
briar y,  broomy,  and  boughy  ground, 
"  when  England's  practised  squad- 
rons strove  in  vain,"  the  invaders 
sustain  a  total  overthrow.  Sir  Ralph 
flies  to  the  Frith,  and  as  he  is  about, 
without  any  followers,  to  re-embark, 
sees  on  the  shore  Fair  Sybil  Lesley 
of  Elvar-Hall,  who  disdains  the  fugi- 
tive, but  whom  he  swears  he  will 
woo  and  win  on  a  brighter  day. 
"  Proud  looked  the  lady — prouder  was  her 

word, 

'  I'll  live  a  slave  unto  the  humblest  hind, 
Or  with  my  life's  blood  stain  my  father's 

sword, 

Before  that  Ralph  Latoun  is  Sybil  Les- 
ley's lord.'" 

Meanwhile  Eustace  Grseme,  "with 
all  his  comrades  free,"  returns  to  his 
father's  house  in  Dalgonar  Glen,  the 
principal  scene  of  the  poem.  His 
advent  and  arrival  are  hailed  by 
maids  and  matrons,  who  shower 
flowers  over  the  head  of  the  hero. 
Part  First  is  occupied  with  animated 
and  picturesque  descriptions  of  all 
these  daring  doings  and  their  happy 
rewards. 

Sybil  Lesley,  the  Maid  of  Elvar, 
has  a  heroic  spirit;  and  she  sends  a 
summons  far  and  wide  for  all  min- 
strels to  come  to  her  castle  by  the  Sol- 
way,  to  sing  how  the  "  Scottish  spears 
did  tame  the  pride  of  Sir  Ralph  La- 
toun," vowing  "  with  gold  to  bind 
the  brow"  of  him  whose  strain  is 
victorious. 


"  By  pure  Dalgonar,  Eustace  sat  alone, 
And  sighed,  and  said,  '  This  green  and  gladsome  earth 
Has  given  me  neither  land  nor  lofty  birth  ; 
Fame  knows  me  not  by  either  deed  or  word  : 
Then  shall  I  to  the  poet-strife  go  forth, 
'Mongst  golden-mantled  minstrels;  me,  the  lord 
But  of  an  ivory  pipe  and  a  well-tempered  sword?' 

"  So  by  the  rirer  Eustace  sat,  and  took 
Drink  from  the  stream,  and  from  the  wild-tree  fruit  : 
Nor  e'er  before  was  shadowed  in  the  brook 
A  fairer  figure  or  a  fleeter  foot ; 

His  bright  looks  spoke  e'en  though  his  lips  were  mute, 
And  when  he  talked,  his  voice  was  sweeter  far 
Than  song  of  lark,  or  sound  of  harp  or  lute. 
Straight  as  a  rush,  and  pure  as  morning  star 
He  shone ;  sweet  song  he  loved  far  more  than  strife  and  war. 


"  He  bathed  his  temples  white,  and  lightly  placed 
His  plumed  bonnet  on  his  shining  brow  j 


1 832.]  The  Maid  of  Elvar.  989 

And  on  his  limbs  his  buskins  tighter  laced. 
Forth  from  his  pouch  an  ivory  pipe  he  drew, 
And  on  the  breeze  some  charmed  notes  he  threw  ; 
Then  down  the  glen  he  bounded  like  a  roe  : 
He  leapt  one  brook,  another  waded  through, 
And  like  a  sunbeam  o'er  the  mountain,  lo ! 
As  swift,  and  scarce  less  bright,  see  the  enthusiast  go. 

"  He  with  his  spirit  as  he  went  communed — 
*  I  go — for  surely  it  is  sweet  to  hear 
The  harp  to  songs  of  inspiration  tuned 
By  some  bold  minstrel,  soldier,  priest,  and  seer ; 
And  her  of  Elvar,  men,  too,  far  and  near, 
Report  so  passing  lovely,  none  may  look 
On  her  but  love.      Poor  Eustace,  slender  fear 
Of  thee!   what  high-born  damsel  e'er  forsook 
Her  golden  hall  to  grace  a  peasant's  clay-built  nook  ?' 

"  Dalgonar  Glen  he  leaves  behind,  and  Dee 
Glimmers  before  him,  dark  and  deep  and  loud, 
Lifting  his  voice  and  calling  on  the  sea  ; 
Threive  his  broad  banner  'gainst  the  sun  hangs  proud  ; 
Above  the  eagle  mingles  with  the  cloud  ; 
The  heath  below  the  moor-cock's  bosom  brushes; 
Old  Criffel  mountain  from  his  morning  shroud, 
Touched  with  the  sunbeam  into  glory  rushes,?! 
While  like  a  maiden's  cheek  the  fieaven  above  him  blushes. 

"  He  clomb  up  Falconhill,  and  distant  down 
Looked  on  a  valley  strewn  with  herb  and  flower, 
Close  girdled  in  with  uplands  high  and  brown, 
Deep  fenced  with  groves  and  many  a  holly  bower  : 
High  in  the  middle  rose  an  ancient  tower, 
Round  which  a  stream  kept  singing  in  its  flowing  ; 
Upon  the  whole  the  sun  bui'st,  and  a  shower 
Of  radiance  fell ;  tower,  stream,  and  tree  were  glowing, 
Arid  wild  birds'  carollings  mixed  with  the  milch-cows'  lowing. 

"  But  other  sights  and  other  sounds  were  there ; 
Poets  and  harpers,  raven-locked  or  hoary, 
Sat  mantled  proud  amid  the  sunny  air, 
To  sounds  divine  to  add  inspired  story, 
And  sing  of  heroes'  deeds,  of  patriot  glory — 
And  Scotland  saved  from  thraldom.      All  about 
Stood  warriors  famed  in  many  a  border  foray : 
The  Herries,  Halliday,  the  Maxwell  stout, 
With  sandalled  beadsmen  bald,  all  silent  and  devout. 

"  The  minstrel  strife  called  forth  ten  thousand  feet. 
Ae  sent  her  maids  demure  and  meek  as  nuns, 
And  moorland  Annan  sent  her  damsels  sweet ; 
Romantic  Nith  poured  forth  her  stately  sons  : 
And  men  who  dwell  where  haunted  Cluden  runs, 
That  morning  treading  on  the  unsunned  dews, 
Came  with  their  looks  all  bright  as  summer  suns ; 
Mute  on  the  far-seen  Solway  much  they  muse, 
Her  bosom  white  with  foam  and  sunshine  and  sea-mews. 

"  The  men  were  there  too  of  the  rocky  Orr, 

With  those  who  sing  along  the  pastoral  Dee  ; 

They  came  from  lake  and  stream,  and  vale  and  shore, 

The  inland  mountain,  and  the  greenwood  tree. 

It  was  a  proud  sight,  Eustace  thought,  to  see 


.  /wnuitf 


990  The  Maid  of  Eh ar.  [June, 

Maidens  and  youths  in  many  a  lusty  throng, 
All  in  the  sunshine  mirthsome  as  a  bee, 
And  like  the  bee,  too,  as  they  stream  along, 
Raising  a  joyous  din,  and  humming  many  a  song." 

Young  Eustace  joins  the  throng;  ambuscade.  "  On  a  green  knoll  hem- 
but  not  before  he  has  held  short  con-  med  with  broom  as  with  a  garland," 
verse  with  a  visorcd  horseman,  in  between  two  fair  handmaidens,  stands 
whom  the  reader,  but  not  the  min-  the  Maid  of  Elvar,  in  beauty  that  is 
etrel,  recognises  the  bold  Sir  Ralph,  eclipse.  Her  eyes  fall  on  Eustace, 
who  in  a  near  glen  has  placed  an 

...  i  A      r          t.  • 

"  A  peasant  surely,  yet  or  such  an  air 
As  spoke  high  nobleness  of  soul :   his  mien 
Was  modest,  and  his  garb  a  deep  sea-green. 
Just  then  his  bonnet  from  his  brow  he  took, 
And  shook  his  glossy  ringlets  back:    I  ween 

That  lady  read  in  his  enthusiast  look 
_ ,, ,,,,  ,.»  t  •        *      -, 

Of  bards  and  heroes  thoughts  as  clear  as  in  a  book. 

"  She  read  right.      For  though  to  the  pastures  green 
He  drove  his  flocks  in  summer  time,  and  took 
Them  from  the  mountains  when  the  frost  came  keen, 
To  warm  and  sunward  lairs  by  bank  and  brook  • 
Though  sword,  scythe,  ploughshare,  and  the  sharp  rcap-hook, 
He  knew  them  all;   his  chief,  his  soul's  delight, 
Was  pondering  deep  on  Nature's  mystic  book ; 
On  elves,  and  fays,  and  shapes  which  haunt  the  night, 
He  mused,  and  limned  their  looks  by  Fancy's  wizard  light." 

The  lady  is  now  aware  that  there  that  may  soon  be  love.     She   en- 
stands  before  her  the   young  hero  courages  him  to  try  his  fortune  and 
who  saved  the  land  ;  and  the  heart  his  skill  in  minstrelsy,  saying  with  a 
in   that  fair  bosom — but  proud  as  smile — 
fair — begins  to  beat  with  admiration 

"  «  Foifme 

The  rudest  sough  of  nature  hath  a  charm  ; 
Her  voice  untamed,  untutored,  frank,  and  free, 
Comes  from  the  heart,  and  comes  forth  wild  and  warm. 
Sing  what  thou  wilt — let  no  vain  fears  alarm- 
Thy  spirit,  take  this  sculptured  harp  and  try 
Its  strength — a  bard  can  work  its  strings  no  harm  ;' 
He  bowed — he  took  the  harp  with  downcast  eye, 
Unclasped  his  mantle  green,  and  laid  his  bonnet  by." 

And   after    "   doing  her   spiriting"  simple  tradition,  toucliingly  told,  if 

gently  and  strongly,  among  all  such  we  mistake  not,  by  Allan  himself,  in 

matters  as  these,  Allan  brings  plea-  plain  prose,  in  a  note  to  one  of  the 

sant  Part  Second  to  a  close.  Four   Volumes    of    his    "   Scottish 

Part  Third  opens  with  the  Prize-  Songs,"  a  collection  of  our  antique 

Poem  sung  by  Eustace  to  a  sculp-  native  ballads,  enriched  by  numerous 

tured  harp  given  into  his  hands  by  notices  by  the  most  enthusiastic  of 

those  of  Sybil.    It  is  founded  on  a  commentators. 

"  When  Eustace  ceased,  he  sought  away  to  go — • 
But  from  the  knoll-heads  and  the  holly  bowers, 
There  came  upon  him  like  the  drifting  snow, 
Green  plaited  wreaths,  while  garlands  of  ripe  flowers 
O'er  him  by  white  hands  shaken  were  in  showers; 
And  ever  and  on  there  came  a  gladsome  shout — 
*  Where  is  a  warrior  and  a  bard  like  ours  ? 
Go,  minstrels,  break  the  harp  and  burn  the  lute, 
And  in  the  strife  of  song  for  evermore  be  mute.' 


1832.]  The  Maid  of  Elvar.  991 

"  There  with  the  golden  chaplet  in  her  hand, 
And  her  long  ringlets  reaching  nigh  her  feet — 
Did  the  young  veiled  Sybil  Lesley  stand  ; 
Beside  her  two  handmaidens,  grave,  discreet, 
Mute,  hearkening  to  the  strain  so  sadly  sweet— 
Of  that  true  tale  her  cheek  took  every  hue, 
Her  heart  smote  sore  against  her  side,  and  beat 
Till  it  was  heard— her  large  eyes,  bright  and  blue, 
Flowed  with  the  tender  strain,  and  dewed  her  white  veil  through. 

"  She  said,  '  Young  hard,  while  woods  grow  green,  and  while 
Flowers  bloom  in  summer,  waters  fill  the  Dee  ; 
Birds  sing,  fish  swim,  and  maids  on  mankind  smile, 
And  heath  has  honey  for  the  murmuring  bee ; 
So  long  shall  men  delight  in  naming  thee, 
In  palace,  cottage,  tower — on  stream  and  lake ; 
Far  as  that  brook's  exceeded  by  yon  sea — 
So  doth  thy  song  surpass  all  others  ;  take 
This  golden  chain,  and  say  you  wear  it  for  my  sake.' 

"  Around  his  neck  the  long  and  linked  gold, 
Warm  with  her  own  white  bosom's  heat,  she  hung  ; 
*  The  bold  in  song  may  be  in  all  things  bold,' 
She  said,  and  back  her  flowing  veil  she  flung. 
I've  seen  the  looks  of  which  blest  poets  sung — 
The  faces  monarchs  knelt  to  :    I  have  known 
The  loveliness  from  dreams  and  visions  sprung — 
But  she  transcended  all — fair  Sybil  shone 
Like  to  a  new-found  star,  all  lovely  and  alone. 

"  He  knelt,  and  as  he  knelt  she  turned  away, 
And  like  a  sunbeam  down  the  vale  she  flew 
With  all  men's  praises  with  her  :  twilight  grey 
Descended  glad,  and  o'er  her  beauty  threw 
A  veil  sedate,  dipt  in  the  scented  dew — 
The  grass  o'er  which  her  painted  mantle  swept, 
Seemed  proud  to  be  so  touched ;  nor  rein  she  drew, 
Nor  glanced  behind,  but  sometimes  sighed,  and  kept 
Her  way  to  Elvar  Hall,  where  Solway's  waters  slept." 

The  grand  musical  and  poetical  ged  way,  through  Ruthwell's  pine- 
festival  dissolves  ;  Eustace  Greeme  trees  dark,  where  in  a  fire-scorched 
hies  homeward  to  Dalgonar  Glen,  tower  he  holds  a  confabulation  about 
and  Sir  Ralph, whom  the  minstrel  has  his  future  fate,  with  a  strange  shape 
vanquished  and  braved,  offering  to  surnamed  Sir  Goblin, 
shew  against  the  knight's  three  hun-  In  Part  Fourth  the  poet  paints  ad- 
dred  horse  with  southern  blade  in  mirably  the  festivities  of  Harvest- 
yonder  glen,  four  hundred  Scottish  home  Eve,  within  the  proud  towers 
lances,  spurs  down  an  eerie  and  rug-  of  Elvar. 

"  There  is  no  want  of  gladness  and  great  mirth ; 
The  harper  with  a  merrier  hand  the  strings 
Sweeps,  and  the  pride  of  blood  and  lordly  birth 
Is  slumbering  with  all  other  slumbering  things. 
Loud  joy  hath  lost  its  feet  and  found  its  wings ; 
Where  Lady  Sybil  dances  in  the  hall 
The  old  men  gaze,  young  men  lean  round  in  rings;  '"' 
The  portraits  of  her  lineage  on  the  wall 
Seem  touched  with  sudden  life,  rejoicing  one  and  all. 

"  And  she  hath  called  to  mind  an  Interlude 
Or  rustic  play,  where  Waste  makes  war  on  Thrift. 
Forth  to  the  floor  there  steps'a  peasant  shrewd, 
Who  of  each  national  drollery  knows  the  drift. 


992  The  Maid  of  Elvar.  [June, 

With  lighted  torch  he  sings  and  dances  swift ; 
Soon  by  his  side  a  maiden  o'er  the  floor 
Moves  grave,  and  scarce  her  foot  at  first  can  lift ; 
She  bears  a  distaff  in  her  hand,  and  sure 
Draws  out  the  thrifty  thread,  and  sings  a  song  demure. 

"  Thrift  dances  as  she  sings,  and  all  her  strain 
Is  of  domestic  gladness,  fireside  bliss, 
And  household  rule  ;   nor  thought  loose,  light  or  vain, 
Stains  her  pure  vision  of  meek  happiness; 
Religion's  comforts,  wedlock's  holy  kiss, 
The  white  web  bleach'd  by  maiden's  whiter  hand, 
The  lisping  children  in  their  homespun  dress, 
The  wealth  which  gathers  'neath  Thrift's  magic  wand, 
The  fame  of  a  chaste  life  amid  a  virtuous  land. 

"  Waste  danced,  and  sang  a  free  strain  and  a  light ; 
Of  young  Joy's  foot  which  gaily  out  can  measure 
Life's  weary  way;  of  Love,  whose  fingers  white 
Strew  all  youth's  way  with  fresh  flowers  pluck'd  from  pleasure ; 
And  Laughter  loud,  who  never  yet  found  leisure 
To  pause  and  think ;  and  Merriment,  who  coins 
The  tears  of  sadness  into  current  treasure  ; 
And  Wantonness,  his  hot  lips  moist  with  wines, 
And  Pleasure  ever  gay,  with  loose  ungirded  loins. 

"  They  danced  with  many  an  antique  touch  and  turn, 
And  like  wild  levin  flashed  and  flew  about ; 
Waste  with  his  torch  strove  aye  the  roke  to  burn, 
While  Thrift  as  nimble  as  the  starting  trout, 
When  slacks  the  sharp  shower  and  the  sun  shines  out, 
Turn'd,  wheel'd,  and  flew — and  there  rose  such  a  clamour : 
*  O  well  done,  Thrift!'  the  hoary-headed  shout; 
While  young  men's  tongues  rung  sharp  as  a  steel  hammer — 
*  Waste,, well  done,  Waste!  now  nought  will  save  the  roke  but  glamour.'" 

Sir   Ralph  the   Reaver,  who  has  Weary  she  seemed,  like  one  strayed  far 

crossed  the  roaring  Sol  way  in  a  spec-  frae  hame, 

tre- vessel,  built  by  some  necroman-  And  no  one  knew  her  face,  and  no  one 
tic  shipwright,  bursts  in  upon  the  knew  her  name." 
Morality  with  fifty  warriors ;  but  the  Who  she  be  but  s  bil  Lesl  ? 
Maid  ot  Elvar,  with  such  presence  But  in  that  lowl  peasant  garb,  none 
ot  mind  as  becomes  her  line  evades  discover  the  highborn  Maid  of  El- 
Rape  m  the  confusion,  and  by  a  se-  yar>  In  a  fevvfo  words  the  han 

£',etiSt2!r/SCa.Pu8  mtV,he  ^oods'     tells  her  state,  veiling,  but  not  vio- 
The  baffled  ravisher  sets  Elvar  Tower     lati      the  trutb    the  fine  feel}      that 

on  fire,  and  recrosses  the  Solway.  belongs  to  tbe  household  of  Miles 
The    sun  rises  again,  and  is  again  Grseme  is  not  inquisitive;  and  she 
about  to  sink  on  Dalgonar  Glen  and  tbat  cam6j  ]ike  Rufchj  to  tbe  harvest. 
Hill,  when,  to  the   wonder  of  the  fieldj  fillds  herseif  received  into  the 
reapers,  family  less  as  a  hired  servant  than 
"  o'er  the  new-shorn  field  a  Maid-  a  daughter.   This  scene  is  very  beau- 
en  came ;  tiful. 
Her  feet  the  short  sharp  stubble  filled 
with  pain; 

"  '  O  reverend  Sir!' — thus  said  the  stranger  maid- 
No  reap-hook  rustled  while  she  meekly  spoke — 
'  Far  from  my  home  in  sore  distress  I've  strayed ; 
To  pastures  green,  say,  can  I  lead  thy  flock, 
Or  dress  ripe  corn,  or  twine  the  white  hause-lock? 
The  churchyard  turf  on  my  dear  mother  lies ; 
My  father  sailed  and  perish'd.'     'Gainst  a  shock 
She  leaned,  arid  few  and  bitter  were  her  sighs, 
And  half  she  turned  her  round  to  hide  her  glistening  eyes. 


1832.]  The  Maid  of  Elvar.  993 

"  Her  by  the  hand  Miles  Graeme  affectionate  took — • 
Said,  '  Weep  not,  maiden,  thou  shalt  with  me  go, 
And  like  a  daughter  grace  my  cottage  nook  ; 
Eupheme  loves  eyes  which  are  acquaint  with  woe. 
In  twining  flax  or  fleeces  white  as  snow, 
Or  pressing  fragrant  curd,  come,  shew  thy  skill ; 
Or  add  that  sweet  voice,  musical  and  low, 
To  tender  songs  which  make  the  heart-strings  thrill  ; 
Or  to  the  glad  pipe  dance,  when  snowy  winds  are  shrill.' 

"  She  looked  up  ruddy  as  the  rose  of  June, 
And  thanked  him  with  her  eyes.      Horns  told  aloud 
That  day  was  done;  stars  glimmered;  shearers  soon 
Dropt  their  reap-hooks,  and  in  the  crystal  flood 
Cooled  their  hot  hands  and  hrows,  all  toil  bedewed  : 
Homeward  they  went,  and  as  they  went  they  sung 
Of  holy  love,  or  some  unholy  feud; 
Or  told  sad  tales  which  live  but  on  the  tongue 
Of  hinds,  and  made  us  weep  when  we  were  soft  and  young. 

<{  Even  while  he  spoke,  he  at  his  open  door 
Arrived,  and  o'er  the  threshold  led  the  maid ; 
A  peat-fire  sparkled  on  the  smooth  stone  floor, 
And  round  the  house  a  twinkling  twilight  made; 
Which  first  the  form  and  then  the  thrift  display'cl 
Of  his  Eupheme,  who  toiled  that  she  might  tell 
How  with  her  wheels  her  husband  she  arrayed 
For  kirk  or  fair :   she  looked  up — she  knew  well 
It  was  a  stranger's  foot  that  on  the  threshold  fell. 

"  She  smiled  a  welcome  as  she  looked,  and  met 
A  look  all  loveliness.     '  Eupheme,  I  say, 
Haste  thee,  and  sweetest  of  all  sweet  things  get, 
For  this  young  thing  hath  walked  a  weary  way ; 
God's  hand  hath  ta'en  her  kindred  all  away — 
She  goes  unfriended  through  this  world  alone.' 
'  O  welcome  to  me  as  the  light  of  day,' 
The  matron  said  ;   '  Cheer  thee,  thou  beauteous  one, 
Old  eyes  like  mine  should  weep' — nor  made  she  farther  moan." 

But  where  is  Eustace  ?  which  Pride  hesitates  not  to  assume 

"  Far  from  the  pasture  moor  at  the  bidding  of  a  first  affection. 

He  came  ;  the  fragrance  of  the  dale  and  Such  cheat  might  not  be  in  these 

wood  passionless  and  unimaginative  days 

Was  scenting  all  his  garments  green  and  of  ours  ;  but  though  there  be  little 

good.  or  no  poetry  now  in  the  ongoings  of 

A  sudden  flush,  when  he  the  maiden  saw,  life,  either  high  or  humble,  there  is 

Burned  through  his  temples,  kindled  up  surely  still  some  in  people's  hearts  ; 

his  blood ;  and  Fancy,  that  has  ever  delighted 

His  stifling  breath  waxed  nigh  too  light  in  such  metamorphosis,  will  delight 

to  draw,  in  it  still,  when  wrought  as  it  is  here 

He  bowed,  and  silent  stood  in  wonder-  by  genius,  trusting,  in  its  homeliness, 

ment  and  awe."  to  tne  pOwer  of  nature. 

Part  Fifth  begins  with  an  ingeni-         But  what  of  Miles   Gneme,  the 

ous  shadowing  forth  of  her  own  con-  father  ?   Why, 

dition,  and  her  love  for  Eustace,  for  "  That  old  man  is  richer  than  he  seems ;" 

whose  sake  she  has  sought  Dalgonar  r 

Glen  in  her  flight  from  the  sack  of  for  h.e  fo1*  many  a  year  had  been  a 

the  Tower  of  Elvar,  and  Allan  con-  wanderer  far  from  Scottish  land— 

trives  to  let  sweet  Sybil  "say her  say"  "  Had  Heshbon-hill,  Sinaij  and  Carmel, 
with  so  much  artlessness  in  her  art,  tr°d  »" 

so  much  sincerity  in  her  hypocrisy,  and  home  returning,  had,  with  good 
that  we  love  the  lovely  lady  all  the  Lord  Maxwell,  battled  for  Scotland's 
better^  for  her  wiles,  and  feel  that  right.  But  when  "  right  was  over- 
there  is  no  loss  either  of  dignity  or  come  by  might,"  lie  had  been  stript 
of  modesty  in  the  innocent  disguise  of  his  proud  inheritance — 


994  The  Maid  of  Eh ar.  [Jutie, 

"  he  cared 

Not  who  was  king,  or  triumphed  in  the  land  ; 
Brave  Holyrood,  and  all  its  glittering  guard, 
Seemed  less  to  him  than  did  a  grain  of  sand  ; 
The  shepherd's  crook,  more  than  proud  knighthood's  brand 
He  prized,  and  in  Dalgonar  Glen  he  took 
Health  by  the  left,  and  Peace  by  the  right  hand  ; 
More  than  red  wine  loved  he  the  murmui'ing  brook, 
And  deemed  himself  unknown  and  blotted  from  the  book 

"  Of  Scotland  and  her  chivalry.     «  Now  look, 
Fair  Sybil,'  said  he,  Eustace  Graeme,  '  and  mark 
O'er  many  a  farm-house,  many  a  ranked  stook, 
Our  pastoral  country's  upland  barrier  dark, 
Where  flocks  graze  numerous  and  the  sheep-dogs  bark ; 
Along  yon  moorland  brown  with  heather  bells, 
There  swarm  the  honey-bees  and  sings  the  lark ; 
While  grouse,  which  summer  saw  burst  from  their  shells, 
Rough-footed  run  o'er  knowes  where  moss-bees  build  their  cells. 

"  '  Nor  deem,  because  it  wants  the  cowslipped  knolls, 
The  white  swans  grazing  the  flower-bordered  flood, 
The  lily  beds  which  scent  the  naked  soles 
Of  pilgrims,  witk  the  scallop-shell  and  rood, 
That  it  is  desolate  utterly  and  rude  : 
The  bracken y  dells,  the  music  of  the  rills, 
The  skipping  lambs — e'en  the  wild  solitude — 
The  crystal  tarn,  where  herons  droop  their  bills, 
The  mute  unchanging  glory  of  the  eternal  hills  : 

"  '  Mute,  save  for  music  of  the  many  bees, 
And  dead,  save  for  the  plover  and  the  snipe ; 
Such  scenes  and  sounds  would  thee,  young  maiden,  please, 
And  all  those  souls  escaped  from  Mammon's  gripe. 
To  pluck  blae-berries  luscious,  black,  and  ripe ; 
To  reap  the  snowy  fleece  with  sharpen'd  shears, 
To  dance — to  listen  to  the  shepherd's  pipe, 
To  drink  his  tales  in  with  delighted  ears 
The  deeds  of  other  days,  and  thoughts  of  other  years. 

"  *  All  these  are  lovely,  and*"  I've  proved  them  all. 
Or  is  thy  heart  touched  and  delighted  more 
With  the  glad  farmer  when  he  strews  his  hall 
With  rushes,  and,  like  Ceres'  self  of  yore, 
The  corn-crowned  maiden  ushers  o'er  the  floor  ; 
With  shout  and  clap  of  hand,  and  sound  of  horn, 
And  dames  behind  upon  her  ringlets  pour 
All  odorous  things,  as  thick  as  dews  at  morn, 
To  honour  her  whose  hand  cut  the  last  stalk  of  corn^?'  " 

The  impassioned  Eustace  thinks,  lie  knows  not  why,  of  the  face  of  the 
Maid  of  Eivar,  while  she  bound  the  garland  round  his  brow;  but  his  de- 
scription, continued  through  several  glowing  stanzas,  of  the  joys  of  rural 
life,  is  addressed  to  the  humble  Maiden,  who  is  already  at  her  allotted  task. 

"  Young  Sybil  bared  her  arms,  her  tresses  wound 
Above  her  brow,  laid  out  the  wool,  and  lo ! 
Like  swarming  bees  the  big  wheel  sends  a  sound, 
And  there  came  yarn  like  satin  smooth  and  round  : 
E'en  while  the  damsel  plies  her  pleasant  task, 
She  sings  of  love  that  knows  no  let  nor  bound, — , 
Love  that  speaks  every  tongue,  wears  every  mask, 
And  fills  the  heart  with  joy,  as  sweet  wine  tills  the  flask." 


1832.]  The  Maid  of  Elvar.  995 

We  are  now  in  the  heart  of  the  "  In  some  small  kirk  upon  the  sunny  brae, 

Poem.  And  it  beats  with  a  fine,  free,  That  stands  all  by  itself  on  some  sweet 

bold,  and  healthful  spirit.  Along  with  Sabbath  day." 
the  growth  of  the  mutual  love  of 

Eustace  and  Sybil,  Allan  paints  with  .  *?fl  memory  and  the  imagination 

pen  as  with  pencil  (it  often  reminds  °f  Eustace  are  haunted  still  by  the 

us  of  Wilkie's)  Peasant-Life.   He  is  jW«.«  the  Lady  of  the  Tower; 

as  familiar  with  it  all  as  Burns ;  and  bu.t  8Pj!«  ot  that  sorcery,  coming  and 

Burns    would    have    perused  with  g°m£ llke  a  shadow,  the  beauteous 

tears  many  of  these  pictures,  even  the  bondmaid  is  stealing  her  way  into 

most  cheerful— for  the  flood-gates  ^  heart,  and  on  her  humble  bed 

of  Robin's  heart  often  suddenly  flung  she  Ves  smil,mg>  through  the  mght- 

themselves  open  to  a  touch,  while  1  watches,  at  the  thought  of  that  other 

rushing    gush  —  wondering    gazers  se"»  ner  onv  rlval-  . 

knew  not  why— bedimmed  the  lamp-  .Many  charming  pictures  might  be 

like  lustre  of  his  large  black  eyes.  Al-  selected  from  parts  sixth,  seventh, 

Ian  gives  us  descriptions  of  Washings  eighth,  ninth,  and  tenth— but  though, 

and  Watchings  o'  claes,  as  Homer  has  when  we  do  revl.ew  P°etry,  we  al- 

done  before  him  in  the  Odyssey,  and  ways  grace  our  critique— else  vain— 

that  other  Allan  in  the  Gentle  Shep-  Wlth  larger  and  more  numerous  ex- 

herd-of  Kirks  and  Christenings,  and  tracts  than  any  other  periodical— all 

Hallowe'ens,  and    other    Festivals,  critics  but  ourselves  being  loath  to 

Nor  has  he  feared  to  string  his  lyre  be  eclipsed  even  by  the  poets  they 

—why  should  he  ?-to  such  themes  praise— still,  even  our  articles  have 

as  the  Cottar's  Saturday  Night— and  their  limits ;  and  besides,  though  we 

the  simple  ritual  of  our  faith,  sung  borrow,  we  do  not  rob;  and  our  aim 

and  said  18  but  to  gl°rify  the  giver.    The  fol- 
lowing stanzas  are  exquisite  : — 

"  They  prayed,  they  slept,  they  rose.     The  Sabbath  morn 
Is  sweet — all  sounds  save  nature's  voice  is  still ; 
Mute  shepherd's  song-pipe,  mute  the  harvest  horn : 
A  holier  tongue  is  given  to  brook  and  rill. 
Old  men  climb  silently  their  cottage-hill, 
There  ruminate  and  look  sublime  abroad ; 
Shake  from  their  feet,  as  thought  on  thought  comes  still, 
The  dust  of  life's  long  dark  and  dreary  road ; 
And  rise  from  this  gross  earth,  and  give  the  day  to  God. 

"  Dalgonar  kirk  her  warning  bell  hath  rung, 
Glade,  glen,  and  grove,  sound  with  the  solemn  strain, 
Wide  at  the  summons  every  door  is  flung, 
And  forth  devout  walks  many  a  hoary  swain, 
Their  spouses  with  them  ;  while  a  gayer  train 
Their  daughters  come,  and  gladden  all  the  road. 
Of  laughing  eyes,  ripe  lips,  and  ringlets  vain, 
And  youths  like  lambs  upon  the  sunny  sod, 
Come  light  of  heart  and  foot,  and  seek  the  house  of  God. 

"  It  was  a  gladsome  thing,  up  hill  and  glen 
Upon  the  morn  of  the  Lord's-day  to  look ; 
For  every  place  poured  forth  its  stately  men 
And  matrons  with  staid  steps  and  holy  book. 
Where'er  a  cottage  stood  or  streamed  a  brook, 
Or  rose  a  hall,  or  towered  a  castle  grey, 
Youth  left  its  joys,  old  age  its  care  forsook : 
Meek  beauty  grew,  and  looked  sedately  gay, 
Nor  at  her  shadow  glanced  as  she  went  on  her  way. 

"  There  Eustace  came  as  nature  comes,  all  clad, 
In  homely  green,  and  much  with  hoary  men 
VOL,  XXXI.  NO.  CXCV,  #  S 


996*  The  Maid  of  El  car.  [June, 

He  cams  conversing,  and  sedately  glad, 
Heard  stories  which  escaped  historic  pen, 
To  live  with  hinds  on  hill  or  pastoral  glen  ; 
And  much  they  talked  upon  their  kirk  ward  way 
Of  ancient  heroes,  who  hy  Hood  and  fen, 
Triumphed,  or  fell  to  English  swords  a  prey ; 
Then  paused,  and  held  their  hands  towards  their  tombstones  grey. 

"  Before  them  walked  young  Sybil,  as  a  beam 
Strayed  from  the  sun  upon  creation's  morn  ; 
Pure  as  the  daylight  in  the  running-stream 
By  which  she  walked,  sweet  as  a  rose  new  born 
To  summer.     *  Eustace,'  thus  said  John  of  Some, 
'  What  maid  is  she,  who  goes  thy  mother  by  ; 
Comes  she  to  watch  the  fold  or  reap  the  corn  ? 
See,  now  she  glances  hitherward  her  eye, — 
Aye,  aye  !  I  read  her  look,  and  understand  thy  sigh.' 

"  '  Ye  read  both  wrong,  perchance.     All  woe-begone, 
On  Roodsmass  eve  she  to  my  father  came,' 
Thus  Eustace  said,  *  and  with  her  orphan  moan 
Won  so  his  heart,  that  to  my  mother  hame 
He  took  her.     Sitting  by  our  chamber  flame 
I  found  her — while  her  cheeks  with  blushes  dyed, 
She  told  her  sorrows,  and  she  told  her  name  : 
And  as  she  spoke,  the  rose  and  lily  tried 
Which  best  became  her  looks.' — '  Peace,  peace,'  the  old  man  cried, 

"  '  And  heaven  forgive  us,  if  to  think  and  speak 

Of  heaven's  best  works  in  purenessbe  a  crime.' 

He  spoke,  and  passed  the  churchyard  gate,  and  meek 

Trod  with  a  foot  religious  through  the  clime, 

Where  mortal  might  had  closed  accounts  with  time  ; 

And  every  footstep  measured  kindred  dust. 

There  poets  slept  'rieath  unmelodious  rhyme  ; 

There  misspelt  prose  of  matron  fame  took  trust, 

The  rough  graved igger's  spade  stood  there  red  o'er  with  rust.         >  isrfj  baA 

;>q  Qd3  no — * 

"  Filled  was  each  seat, and  thronged  was  every  pew;  'ftasbififfl. 

A  sea  of  foreheads,  tresses  waving  grey, 

White  necks  and  eyes  of  heaven's  divinest  blue 

Were  there.     Arose  the  preacher  up  to  pray : 

A  learned  and  bold  man  of  the  elder-day, 

With  Rome  he  warred  and  struck  her  idols  blind, 
And  wooed  much  sin  and  levity  away 

From  lord  and  peasant,  bondmaiden  and  hind 
And  poured  o'er  all  the  strength  and  fulness  of  his  mind. 

"  And  well  and  wisely  preached  he  in  that  hour 
Of  virtue's  glory,  which  can  never  fade  ; 
And  sweetly  sung  the  people,  roof  and  tower 
Rung  with  the  mournful  melody  they  made ; 
Their  heart  and  soul  lent  matron  and  lent  maid  ; 
The  wild  were  awed,  the  souls  of  sinners  shook  : 
Her  swelling  bosom  cambric-zoned,  she  laid 
Fair  Sybil  o'er  the  bless'd  inspired  book  : 
Faith  glowed  upon  her  brow;  heaven  lightened  in  her  look. 

iltr§ootfl"j&nd  there  were  eyes  the  sacred  page  forsook, 
To  gaze  enraptured  on  the  stranger  fair ; 
Hearts  with  love's  fever  for  the  first  time  shook, 
And  even  the  preacher,  in  his  parting  prayer, 
-9«  Ollt  iir-  Shut  his  dark  eyes,  and  warned  men  to  beware 
Of  beauty.     'Midst  them  like  a  star  she  shone, 

'biiivs    ri! 


1 832.J  The  Maid  of  El-oar. 

Or  a  pure  lily  born  in  May-morn  air, 
Or  rose  the  moment  of  its  opening  :   none 
Could  look  on  her  but  wished  to  look  on  her  alone. 

"  All  looked  on  her,  save  Eustace  Grseme,  for  he 
Had  his  heart  full  of  other  love  ;  when,  tall 
And  fair  before  him  Sybil  rises,  see 
Whiter  than  snow  she  lets  her  white  veil  fall 
O'er  face  and  form,  and  walks  forth  'mongst  them  all : 
Eustace  looked  up,  and  looked  up  with  a  start ; 
He  thought  her  sure  the  maid  of  Elvar-hall, 
And  love  of  her  rushed  through  him  like  a  dart ; 
But  ere  three  burning  throbs  were  numbered  by  his  heart, 

"  He  saw  'twas  Sybil.      Straight  he  'gan  to  muse 
On  tales  of  yore,  when  high-born  dames  did  pass 
From  tapestried  halls  unto  the  greenwood  boughs, 
And  trimm'd  their  ringlets  in  some  fountain  glass  ; 
And  supt  and  sung  with  shepherd  lad  and  Inss, 
To  cool  their  bosoms  kindled  with  love  fire  : 
Or  with  the  twin  lambs,  seated  on  the  grass, 
Twined  garlands,  while  the  birds'  assembled  choir 
Sung  over-head  of  love,  and  kept  alive  desire." 


997 


Ere  mid-winter,  there  are  no  more 
misgivings  in  the  heart  of  Eustace  ; 
and  the  orphan  bondmaid  has  quench- 
ed there  all  dreamy  desires  for  the 
Maid  of  Elvar ;  her  living  loveliness, 
for  ever  before  his  eyes,  has  eclipsed 
that  other  beauty  in  its  visionary 
brightness,  and  in  a  clasp  of  agoni- 
zing bliss  at  the  solitary  mid-day 
hour  there  is  Betrothment.  Allan 
writes  about  love  like  a  strong  man. 
And  there  is  fire  in  the  Confession 
— on  the  part  of  Eustace— on  Sybil's 
maidenly  shamefacedness,  and  the 
shedding  of  much  tears.  Thence- 
forth Dalgonar  Glen  is  Paradise — 
and  in  its  midst  is  the  garden  of 
Eden;  though  blocked  up  now  by 
the  snow-drifts  perhaps  twenty 
feet  high,  and  though  the  white- 
mottled  air  sing  savagely  beneath 
the  chill  obscure  of  the  disappearing 
skies, 

"  There  glows  within  the  summer  of  the 
soul !" 

The  bridal  day  is  not,  perhaps, 
fixed  ;  but  Eustace  has  left  the  glen 
for  the  town  to  "  buy  the  marriage 
gear,"  and  on  his  return  meets  cer- 
tain dim  ominous  circumstances, 
which  alarm  his  imagination  with 
forebodings  of  some  wild  calamity, 
lluffians  have  carried  off  Sybil.  He 
knows  at  once  that  Sir  Ralph  Latoun 
is  the  ravisher,  and  flies  with  a  bold 
band  to  cross  the  Sol  way  Frith.  They 
burst  in  upon  the  Reaver  in  his  fast- 
ness, just  as  Sybil  is  about  to  under- 


go the  marriage  ceremony  from  the 
hands  of  a  vile  abbot,  and  in  the  con- 
fusion of  the  onset  she  escapes  to 
the  shore,  the  Scots  shewing  stout 
light  with  the  Cumbrians  to  cover 
her  retreat.  Eustace  kills  Sir  Ralph 
in  single  combat  on  the  sand ;  and 
the  shallop,  with  rescued  Sybil  on 
board,  recrosses  the  Solway  to  the 
Tower  of  Elvar.  The  gates  open 
to  receive  them  ;  the  Discovery, 
which  is  well  managed,  ensues,  and 
Eustace  embraces  his  noble  bride. 
But  a  Pilgrim,  who  had  been  with 
the  rescue,  steps  forward  and  forbids 
the  banns.  He  declares  himself  Sy- 
bil's father,  come  from  afar,  and 
long  thought  dead;  and  swears  that 
"  never  churl's  son  shall  be  of  Elvar 
lord."  Miles  Graeme,  the  father  of 
Eustace,  now  thinks  it  his  turn  to 
take  up  the  topic,  and  proclaims  him- 
self "  the  Good  Lord  Herries,"  who, 
long  ago,  had  lost  rank  and  land, 
warring  with  the  Lord  of  Elvar.  The 
course  of  true  love  now  runs  smooth; 
and  the  Palmer  says — 

"  '  Come  here,  my  Sybil ;  Eustace,  then, 

my  son  ; 
,  Each  other  love,  and  long  by   Solway 

Frith 
Be  blest  together,  and  your  thoughts  be 

one ! ' 
He  blest  them  ;  they   Avere  blest.     My 

Rustic  Tale  is  done." 

And  let  us  now,  free  from  the  pe- 
dantic formality  that  usually  charac- 
terises written  criticism,  which  is 


998 


The  Maid  of  Elvar. 


[June, 


nothing  unless,  forsooth,  elaborate, 
discuss  conversationally,  as  it  were, 
with  ourselves  the  merits  of  this 
"  Rustic  Tale."  To  appreciate  them 
properly,  we  must  carry  along  with 
us,  during  the  perusal  of  the  poem, 
a  right  understanding  and  feeling  of 
that  pleasant  epithet — Rustic.  Rus- 
ticity and  Urbanity  are  polar  oppo- 
aites — and  there  lie  between  many 
million  modes  of  Manners,  which 
you  know  are  Minor  Morals.  But 
not  to  puzzle  a  subject  in  itself  suf- 
ficiently simple,  the  same  person 
may  be  at  once  rustic  and  urbane, 
and  that,  too,  either  in  his  character 
of  man  or  of  poet,  or  in  his  twofold 
capacity  of  both;  for  observe  that, 
though  you  may  be  a  man  without 
being  a  poet,  we  defy  you  to  be  a 
poet  without  being  a  man.  A  Rustic 
is  a  clodhopper ;  an  Urban  is  a  pa- 
viour.  But  it  is  obvious  that  the 
paviour  in  a  field  hops  the  clod ; 
that  the  clodhopper  in  a  street  paces 
the  pavee.  At  the  same  time,  it  is 
equally  obvious  that  the  paviour,  in 
hopping  the  clod,  performs  the  feat 
with  a  sort  of  city-smoke,  which 
breathes  of  bricks;  that  the  clod- 
hopper, in  pacing  the  pavee,  over- 
comes the  difficulty  with  a  kind  of 
country  air,  that  is  redolent  of  broom. 
Probably,too,Urbanus  through  a  deep 
fallow  is  seen  ploughing  his  way  in 
pumps ;  Rusticus  along  the  shallow 
stones  is  heard  clattering  on  clogs. 
But  to  cease  pursuing  the  subject 
through  all  its  illustrations,  suffice  it 
for  the  present  (for  we  perceive  that 


we  must  resume  the  discussion  in 
another  article)  to  say,  that  Allan 
Cunningham  is  a  living  example 
and  lively  proof  of  the  truth  of  our 
Philosophy — it  being  universally  al- 
lowed in  the  best  circles  of  town  and 
country,  that  he  is  an  URBANE  RUS- 
TIC. 

Now,  that  is  the  man  for  our  love 
and  money,  when  the  work  to  be 
done  is  a  Poem  on  Scottish  Life.  For 
observe,  that  though  there  are  towns 
and  cities  in  broad  Scotland,  such  as 
Edinburgh,  Glasgow,  Paisley,  Green- 
ock,  Ayr,  and  Dumfries,  yet  she  con- 
sists chiefly  in  hills  and  valleys ;  nor 
need  we  tell  you,  that,  without  dis- 
paragement to  the  architectural  ge- 
nius of  her  Hamiltons,  her  Burns, 
and  her  Playfairs,  any  one  of  her 
hills  or  valleys  is  worth  all  her  towns 
and  cities  jumbled  together  in  one 
mighty  metropolis.  Look  at  Edin- 
burgh— and  look  at  Clydesdale ;  and 
with  a  holy  fervour  you  exclaim  with 
Cowper, 

"  God  made  the  country,  but  Man  made 
the  town." 

Allan  has  often  visited  Dumfries, 
but  he  was  born  in  Dalgonar.  Dum- 
fries is  a  pretty  town,  and  genteel 
are  its  inhabitants.  But  Dalgonar  is 
a  glorious  glen,  and  its  natives  are 
"  God  Almighty's  gentlemen  and  la- 
dies." And  thus  it  is  that  our  Poefc 
delighteth  in  both — and  both  in  our 
Poet;  and  that,  by  the  waters  of  the 
Nith,  the  green  Tree  of  his  fame 
shall  be  eternal. 


"  Vale  of  Dalgonar,  dear  art  thou  to  me  ! 
Dearer  than  daylight  to  the  sick  at  heart ; 
Hills  rise  atween  us  and  wide  rolls  the  sea, 
Only  to  prove  how  passing  dear  thou  art ; 
'Tis  with  my  feet  not  with  my  heart  ye  part, 
Dear  are  your  fairy  dales  and  flowery  downs, 
Your  woods,  your  streams  where  silver  fishes  dart ; 
Your  martyrs'  graves,  your  cots,  your  towers,  your  towns, 
Grey  sires  and  matrons  grave,  with  their  long  mourning  gowns." 


It  may  be  shewn  from  Horace,  we 
understand,  and  other  classical  au- 
thorities, that  Rustic  and  Rural  are 
not  synonymes.  We  never  said  they 
were ;  but  we  do  say  they  are  near 
akin — freres — brothers  uterine — in 
truth,  twins.  Had  Allan  called  The 
Maid  of  Elvar  a  Rural  Tale,  we 
do  not  know  that  we  should  have 
quarrelled  with  him  on  that  score ; 
we  remember  Milton's  "  Rural  Vil- 
lages and  Farms ;"  but  we  feel  that 


he  has  chosen  the  more  appropriate 
term,  Rustic.  It  comprehends  not 
only  the  scenery  of  the  country,  but 
its  inhabitants  and  their  occupations ; 
and  is  instinct  with  spirit.  All  this 
is  very  questionable  doctrine,  on  land 
debateable ;  but  supposing  it  to  pass, 
is  the  Poem  rustic?  Intensely  so, 
and  therein  lies  its  power.  We  can 
say  of  Allan,  what  Allan  says  of 
Eustace — 


1832.] 


The  MaidofElvar. 


999 


<(  far  from  the  pasture  moor 

He  comes ;  the  fragrance  of  the  dale  and 

wood 
Is  scenting  all  his  garments,  green  and 

good." 

The  rural  imagery  (mark  how  we 
observe  our  distinction)  is  fresh  and 
fair ;  not  copied  Cockney- wise,  from 
pictures  in  oil  or  water-colours— 
from  mezzotintoes  or  line-engravings 
— but  from  the  free  open  face  of 
day,  or  the  dim  retiring  face  of  eve, 
or  the  face,  "  black  but  comely,"  of 
night — by  sunlight  or  moonlight,  ever 
Nature.  Sometimes  he  gives  us — 
Studies.  Small,  sweet,  sunny  spots 
of  still  or  dancing  day — stream-gleam 
— grove-glow — sky-glimpse — or  cot- 
tage-roof in  the  deep  dell  sending 
up  its  smoke  to  the  high  heavens. 
But  usually  Allan  paints  with  a 
sweeping  pencil.  He  lays  down  his 
landscapes,  stretching  wide  and  far, 
and  fills  them  with  woods  and  rivers, 
hills  and  mountains,  flocks  of  sheep 
and  herds  of  cattle ;  and  of  all  sights 
in  life  and  nature,  none  so  dear  to 
his  eyes  as  the  golden  grain,  ebbing 
like  tide  of  sea  before  a  close  long 
line  of  glancing  sickles — no  sound 
so  sweet  as,  rising  up  into  the  pure 
harvest-air,  frost-touched  though  sun- 
ny— beneath  the  shade  of  hedge- 
row-tree, after  their  mid-day  meal, 
the  song  of  the  jolly  reapers.  But 
are  not  his  pictures  sometimes  too 
crowded?  No.  For  there  lies  the 
power  of  the  pen  over  the  pencil. 
The  pencil  can  do  much,  the  pen 
every  thing;  the  Painter  is  impri- 
soned within  a  few  feet  of  canvass, 
the  Poet  commands  the  horizon  with 
an  eye  that  circumnavigates  the 
globe ;  even  that  glorious  pageant,  a 
painted  Panorama,  is  circumscribed 
by  bounds,  over  which  imagination, 
feeling  them  all  too  narrow,  is  un- 
easy till  she  soars;  but  the  Poet's 
Panorama  is  commensurate  with  the 
soul's  desires,  and  may  include  the 
Universe. 

This  Poem  reads  as  if  it  had  been 
written  during  the  "  dewy  hour  of 
prime."  Allan  must  be  an  early 
riser.  But,  if  not  so  now,  some 
twenty  or  thirty  years  ago,  he  was 
up  every  morning  with  the  lark, 

"  Walking  to  lahour  by  that  cheerful  song," 

away  up  the  Nith,  through  the  Dal- 
swinton  woods ;  or,  for  any  thing 
we  know  to  the  contrary,  intersect- 
ing with  stone-walls  that  wanted  not 


their  scientific  coping,  the  green  pas- 
tures of  Sanquhar.  Now  he  is  fami- 
liar with  Chantrey's  form-full  sta- 
tues ;  then,  with  the  shapeless  cairn 
on  the  moor,  the  rude  headstone  on 
the  martyr's  grave.  And  thus  it  is 
that  the  present  has  given  him  power 
over  the  past— that  a  certain  grace 
and  delicacy,  inspired  by  the  pur- 
suits of  his  prime,  blend  with  the 
creative  dreams  that  are  peopled  with 
the  lights  and  shadows  of  his  youth 
— that  the  spirit  of  the  old  ballad 
breathes  still  in  its  strong  simplicity 
through  the  composition  of  his  "  New 
Poem" — and  that  art  is  seen  harmo- 
niously blending  there  with  nature. 

And  what  think  we  of  the  story, 
and  of  the  characters  ? 

We  have  said  already  that  we  de- 
light in  the  story ;  for  it  belongs  to 
an  "  order  of  fables  grey,"  which  has 
been  ever  dear  to  Poets.  Poets  have 
ever  loved  to  bring  into  the  pleasant 
places  and  paths  of  lowly  life,  per- 
sons (we  eschew  all  manner  of  per- 
sonages and  heroes  and  heroines, 
especially  with  the  epithet  "  our" 
prefixed)  whose  native  lot  lay  in  a 
higher  sphere:  For  they  felt  that 
by  such  contrast,  natural  though 
rare,  a  beautiful  light  was  mutually 
reflected  from  each  condition,  and 
that  sacred  revelations  were  thereby 
made  of  human  character,  of  which 
all  that  is  pure  and  profound  apper- 
tains equally  to  all  estates  of  this 
our  mortal  being,  provided  only  that 
happiness  knows  from  whom  it 
comes,  and  that  misery  and  misfor- 
tune are  alleviated  by  religion.  Thus 
Electra  appears  before  us  at  her  fa- 
ther's Tomb,  the  virgin-wife  of  the 
peasant  Auturgus,  who  reverently 
abstains  from  the  intact  body  of  the 
daughter  of  the  king.  Look  into 
Shakspeare.  Rosalind  was  not  so 
loveable  at  court  as  in  the  woods. 
Her  beauty  might  have  been  more 
brilliant,  and  her  conversation  too, 
among  lords  and  ladies;  but  more 
touching  both,  because  true  to  ten- 
derer nature,  when  we  see  and  hear 
her  in  dialogue  with  the  neat-herdess 
— ROSALIND  and  Audrey  !  And  tric- 
kles not  the  tear  down  thy  cheek, 
fair  reader  —  burns  not  the  heart 
within  thee,  when  thou  thinkest  of 
Florizel  and  Perdita  in  the  Forest  ? 

Nor  from  those  visions  need  we 
fear  to  turn  to  Sybil  Lesley.  We  see 
her — as  we  said  before,  and  say  it 
again— in  Elvar  Tower,  a  high-born 


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Lady — in  Dalgonar  Glen,  a  humble 
bondmaid.  The  change  might  have 
been  the  reverse — as  with  the  lassie 
beloved  by  theGentle  Shepherd.  Both 
are  best.  The  bust  that  gloriously 
set  off  the  burnishing  of  the  rounded 
silk,  not  less  divinely  shrouded  its 
enchantment  beneath  the  swelling 
russet.  Graceful  in  bovver  or  hall 
were  those  arms,  and  delicate  those 
fingers,  when  moving  white  along 
the  rich  embroidery,  or  across  the 
strings  of  the  sculptured  harp;  nor 
less  so  when  before  the  cottage  door 
they  woke  the  homely  music  of  the 
humming  wheel,  or  when  on  the 
brae  beside  the  Pool,  they  playfully 
intertwined  their  softness  among  the 
new- washed  fleece,  or  when  among 
the  laughing  lassies  at  the  Linn,  not 
loath  were  they  to  lay  out  the  coarse 
linen  in  the  bleaching  sunshine,  con- 
spicuous She  the  while  among  the 
rustic  beauties,  as  was  Nausicaa  of 
old  among  her  nymphs. 


We  are  in  love  with  Sybil  Lesley. 
She  is  full  of  spunk.  That  is  not  a 
vulgar  word ;  or  if  it  have  been  so 
heretofore,  henceforth  let  it  be  con- 
secrated, and  held  synonymous  with 
spirit.  She  shews  it  in  her  defiance 
of  Sir  Ralph  on  the  shore  of  Sohvay 
— in  her  flight  from  the  Tower  of 
Elvar.  And  the  character  she  dis- 
plays then  and  there,  prepares  us  for 
the  part  she  plays  in  the  peasant's 
cot  in  the  glen  of  Dalgonar.  We  arc 
not  surprised  to  see  her  take  so 
kindly  to  the  duties  of  a  rustic  ser- 
vice; for  we  call  to  mind  how  she 
sat  among  the  humble  good-folks  in 
the  hall,  when  Thrift  and  Waste  fi- 
gured in  that  rude  but  wise  Mo- 
rality, and  how  the  gracious  lady 
shewed  she  sympathized  with  the 
cares  and  contentments  of  lowly 
life.  But  there  are  seasons  when, 
alas !  and  alack-a-day !  there  is  no 
reliance  to  be  placed — no  security  to 
be  found — even  in — spunk. 


"  Unto  her  lips  her  heart  came  with  a  dance, 
Her  temples  burned  as  burns  a  kindled  coal, 
While  on  her  love  she  sideway  threw  a  glance, 
Bright  as  a  ray,  half  open  and  half  stole : 
Yet  with  it  came  the  warmth  of  heart  and  soul, 
Secret  his  arm  around  her  neck  he  slips, 
Ijove  in  their  hearts  reigned  with  a  chaste  controul, 
As  in  one  soft  entrancement  touched  their  lips  : 
She  blushed  blood  red  for  shame,  and,  starting  from  his  grips, 

"  Said,  '  Now  I've  proved,  it  is  not  as  men  say :' 
And  her  disordered  ringlets  shook.     '  I  deemed 
The  inspired  framers  of  the  poet's  lay 
The  meekest  of  all  mortals  :  how  I  dreamed ! 
And  yet  as  such  the  world  hath  them  esteemed  ; 
It  was  so  once :   perchance  a  ruder  race 
Have  followed.'     Her  bright  eyes  such  sorcery  beamed, 
And  leaped  her  heart  so  'gainst  her  silken  Lice, 
That  for  to  touch  her  not  young  Eustace  wanted  grace." 


But,  near  the  end  of  all,  when  her 
fierce  father,  that  proud  palmer, 
frowning  first  on  her  and  then  on 
Eustace,  seizes  their  linked  hands, 
and  thrusting  them  wide  asunder, 
says, 

"  So  I  sever 

Thee  and  that  churl :  now,  by  God's  holy 

book 
J  vow — as  water  drank  from  Siddick's 

river 
Returns  no  more,  I  thus  part  him  and 

thee  for  ever," 

there   is   a   royal   return  and  bold 
burst  of — spunk. 

"  Thy  daughter,  I 

Shall  keep  my  vow  as  sure  as  yon  sun 
shines  on  high." 


And  is  Eustace  likely  to  prove  a 
fit  mate  for  this  "  tarcel  gentle?" 
Yes.  For  in  the  words  of  Beattie, 

"  In  truth,  young  Eustace  is  no  vulgar 

boy;" 

in  the  words  of  Wordsworth, 
"  He  is  a  child  of  strength  and  state  ;" 

in  the  words  of  Campbell,  speaking 
of  Ramsay's  Gentle  Shepherd,  "  he 
never  speaks  out  of  consistency  with 
the  habits  of  a  peasant,  but  moves  in 
that  sphere  with  such  a  manly  spirit, 
with  so  much  cheerful  sensibility  to 
its  humble  joys,  with  maxims  of  life 
so  rational  and  independent, and  with 
an  ascendency  over  his  fellow  swains, 
so  well  maintained  by  his  force  of 


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1802.] 

character,  that  if  \ve  could  suppose 
the  pacific  scenes  of  the  drama  (here 
we  must  slightly  alter  the  words  of 
Campbell,  who  is  an  incomparable 
critic  on  poetry)  to  be  suddenly 
changed  into  situations  of  trouble 
and  danger,  we  should,  in  consist- 
ency with  our  former  idea  of  him, 
expect  him  to  become  the  leader  of 
the  peasants,  and  the  Tell  of  his  na- 
tive hamlet." 

We  saw  Eustace  in  one  scene  a 
thriving  wooer.  In  several  previous 
scenes  Allan  paints  skilfully  the  pro- 
gress of  his  perplexing  passion  for 
the  delightful  Double-ganger.  And 
on  the  Discovery,  when  he  finds  that 
the  supposed  vagrant  and  orphan 
bondmaid  is  no  other  than  the  Maid 
of  Elvar,  the  stern  struggle  between 
love  and  pride:is  strongly  given,  and 
we  sympathize  with  the  high-souled 
peasant  youth  in  the  momentary 
shame  that  smites  his  face,  with  the 
agony  that  shakes  his  spirit  from  the 
thought  that  his  base  birth  is  a  bar 
inseparable  between  him  and  his 
bliss.  We  are  elated  on  his  elevation 
— and  confess  that  it  is  a  case  in 
which  the  eldest  son  of  a  noble  house 
may  be  raised  to  the  peerage. 

Allan  Cunningham  has  well  preser- 
ved the  character  of  his  bold  bright 
peasant,  in  thought,  feeling,  and  ac- 
tion ;  but  he  has  not  succeeded  so 
admirably  as  Allan  Ramsay,  with  his 
Gentle  Shepherd,  in  the  matter  of 
words.  Sometimes  the  language  of 
Eustace  is  stiff  and  cumbrous — in 
some  stanzas,  we  suspect,  too  stately 
— for  though  Eustace  was  a  poet,  he 
was  also  "  a  tall  fellow,"  and  needed 
not,  except  in  crossing  a  river,  to 
walk  upon  stilts. 

We  have  not  much  to  say  of  the 
other  characters.  Sir  Ralph  Latoun 
is  a  stark  Cumberland  carle,  who 
brings  all  disputed  questions  at  once 
to  the  settlement  of  the  sword.  He 
is  somewhat  too  much  of  a  savage. 

Miles  Graeme  is,  on  the  whole,  a 
pleasant  patriarch ;  and  he  impresses 
us  so  deeply  with  a  conviction  as 
well  of  his  martial  as  of  his  peaceful 
worth,  by  his  well-told  stories  of  his 
wanderings  when  a  pilgrim  through 
heathen  lands,  and  by  his  well-fought 
part  in  the  final  skirmish,  that  we 
believe,  on  a  single  word  of  his 
mouth,  that  he  is  indeed  the  "  good 
Lord  Herries."  His  Lordship  is  well 
off  in  a  wife — fat,  fair,  and  forty-five 


1001 

—a  frugal  yet  free-hearted  dame, 
who  gives  advice  to  damsels,  in  a 
spirit  that  shews  she  has  not  forgot- 
ten that  she  was  once  one  herself — 
and  who  is  endowed  with  so  much 
good  sense,  sagacity,  and  smeddum, 
to  say  nothing  of  a  natural  propriety 
of  demeanour,  and  an  artless  ease  of 
manner,  that,  though  born  and  bred, 
we  believe,  in  a  cottage,  and  with  no 
other  mental  cultivation  than  is  ac- 
quired unconsciously  in  the  school- 
ing of  homely  life,  whose  lessons  are 
its  daily  duties— we  have  not  the 
slightest  doubt  whatever  that  her  be- 
haviour, when  "  my  Lady,"  will  be 
suitable  to  her  rank,  and  that  the 
conduct  of  the  Peer's  consort  will  do 
credit  to  the  Peasant's  daughter 

And  now  a  few  words  of  critical, 
but  not  carping  censure.  The  inci- 
dents are  sometimes  smuggled  in  too 
hurriedly — and  sometimes  dragged  in 
too  violently  by  the  head  and  shoul- 
ders, or  by  the  legs.  The  scene  shifts 
now  and  then  too  abruptly,  leaving 
us  at  a  loss  to  know  where  we  are, 
how  we  got  there,  and  what  time 
has  been  past,  or  is  passing  in  the 
action.  Should  an  event  be  slow  to 
happen,  and  look  sulky,  as  if  it  would 
not  happen  at  all,  Allan  will  take  no 
denial,  but  orders  it  in  and  out  with 
a  most  magisterial  air,  that  makes 
the  event  tremble  in  its  shoes,  and 
be  but  too  happy  to  be  off.  In  other 
moods  he  is  too  ceremonious,  and 
shews  events  in  as  if  he  were  the 
Usher  of  the  White  Rod,  instead  of 
a  Necromancer. 

The  versification  of  the  Poem  is 
musical ;  but  there  is  frequently  too 
much  effort  made — too  many  pains 
taken,  and  visibly  so — to  make  it 
various;  and  not  unfrequently  to 
our  ears  the  rhymes  have  a  strange 
sound — to  our  eyes  a  singular  look, 
"  as  if  they  had  no  business  there," 
clink-clanking  less  like  cymbals  than 
marrow-bones  and  cleavers. 

The  diction  is  rich  and  strong, 
but  sometimes  too  ambitious;  and 
we  have  been  sorry,  on  occasions 
where  that  virtue  was  indispensable, 
to  desiderate  simplicity.  Allan  is  a 
fine  fearless  fellow,  and  has  a  hearty 
scorn  of  all  mere  conventional  deli- 
cacies and  dignities ;  but  he  "  outs" 
with  words  and  images  now  and 
then  that  we  "  cannot  away  with  ;" 
and  though  there  is  not  a  single 
coarse  sentiment  in  the  Poem,  there 


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are  some  sentences  (we  use  the  term 
advisedly)  vulgar.  We  have  already 
hinted,  when  speaking  above  of  Eus- 
tace, that  Allan  Cuningham's  style 
has  a  tendency  to  stateliness — we 
had  almost  said  inflation,*  but  we 
shall  not  say  so,  for  that  gives  one 
the  notion  of  a  blown  bladder,  where- 
as the  fault  we  lay  to  his  charge 
would  be  better  typified — that  is 
scarcely  the  word — by  a  swollen 
pumpkin. 

The  Poem  is  in  no  part  meagre ; 
it  never  has,  like  Cassius,  "  a  lean 
and  hungry  look ;"  but  it  has  here 
and  there  the  opposite  fault — it  is 
like  Hamlet,  "  fat  and  scant  of 
breath ;"  and  some  stanzas,  in  their 
loose  corpulence,  have  the  hobbles. 
Akin  to  this  crime,  as  Nicholas  would 
call  it,  is  occasionally  too  laborious 
an  accumulation  of  imagery;  and 
akin  to  that  peccadillo  again,  is  tire 
repetition  of  the  same  images;  as, 
for  example,  the  song  and  flight  of 
the  Lark  is  mentioned  twelve  times, 
(we  have  counted  them,  and  the 
number  transcended  our  thumbs  and 
fingers,)  though  true  it  is,  and  of 
verity,  that  Allan's  lines  are  always 
good  in  which  that  lyrist  sings,  that 
musical  sunbeam  soars,  or  in  which 
we  see  her  "wakening  by  the  daisy's 
side." 

A  considerable  variety  of  clowns 
diversify  the  humbler  home-scenes ; 
and  their  colloquies  are  character- 
istic. But  some  of  the  boors  are 
bores ;  and  their  absence  would  be 
agreeable  company,  though  we  are 
as  firmly  assured  as  we  are  of  our 
own  dislike  to  their  clodhopperships, 
of  Allan's  affection  for  the  whole 
fraternity;  nor  shall  we  seek  to  breed 
any  bad  blood  between  him  and 
them,  for,  after  all,  they  are  a  set  of 
as  worthy  as  wearisome  fellows. 

We  do  not  doubt  that  the  Poem 
Eustace  sings  at  the  competition, 
deserved  the  prize;  nor  have  we  the 
most  distant  intention  of  dropping  a 
hint  derogatory  to  her  taste,  or  of 
throwing  any  doubt  on  the  fairness 
of  the  award  of  the  Maid  of  Elvar. 
She  was  no  blue-stocking,  and  we 
verily  believe  a  good  judge  of  Poetry. 
But  our  modesty  must  not  prevent 
us  from  promulgating  our  most  so- 
lemn conviction,  that,  had  we  been 
there  ourselves  to  tip  Sybil  a  stave, 
we  should  have  won  the  garland, 
and  sent  Eustace  back  bareheaded  to 


Dalgonar.  He  departs  too  wide  and 
far  from  the  balladlike  simplicity  of 
the  affecting  old  tradition  that  is  the 
subject  of  his  lay ;  and  we  feel  that 
there  is  harm  done  to  the  pathos,  by 
the  too  poetical  character  of  the  vi- 
sionary close.  Yet  though  this  should 
be  true,  the  tale  he  tells  is  beau- 
tiful ;  and  recited,  as  it  no  doubt  was, 
with  earnestness  and  enthusiasm,  by 
a  noble-looking  Shape,  who  struck 
from  the  harp-strings  an  impassioned 
accompaniment,  no  wonder,  after  all, 
that  Love  should  give,  as  she  thought, 
to  the  genius  of  the  Minstrel,  the  prize 
which  was  charmed  from  her  hand  by 
the  beauty  and  the  bravery  of  the  Man. 
And,  now  that  we  think  on't,  such 
is  our  humble  estimate  of  our  corpo- 
real attractions,  we  confess  our  cheer- 
ful conviction,  that  had  we  sung  there 
even  one  of  our  wildest  Lays  from 
Fairyland,  in  hearing  of  that  deluded 
umpire,  it  had  died  prizeless  away, 
and  that  Eustace  Graeme,  in  the 
green  glory  of  his  garb,  and  the  gold- 
en prime  of  his  years,  would  even 
from  Christopher  North  have  borne 
off  the  belle,  had  the  Old  Man  sung 
and  harped  like  Apollo. 

Finally,  Allan  and  we  hold  con- 
flicting creeds  on  the  subject  of  Na- 
tional Superstitions,  considered  in 
relation  to  Poetry.  He  believes,  and 
writes  fearlessly  in  the  belief,  that 
the  blackest  and  brightest  of  them  all 
may  be  brought  in  ad  libitum  by  the 
Bard  among  the  realities  of  life,  and 
be  suffered  to  pass  away  lowering  or 
lustrous,  without  colouring  perma- 
nently the  incidents  or  characters  of 
a  Poem.  We  think  not.  And  we  sus- 
pect, that  on  our  side  we  should  have 
Shakspeare.  So  thinking,  we  cannot 
praise,  and  from  them  we  derived  no 
pleasure,  his  introduction  of  the 
scenes  between  Sir  Ralph  and  the 
Goblin,  between  Eustace  and  the 
Fairies.  The  first,  we  fear,  is  bad, 
both  in  conception  and  execution ; 
the  second,  though,  taken  by  itself, 
not  undelightful,  makes  a  demand 
on  our  imagination  to  which  it  can- 
not yield — we  shall  not  say  the  sa- 
crifice of  truth,  for  that  is  a  trifle  in 
the  Fancy's  faith,  but  the  forced  ad- 
mission and  mixture  of  fiction  with 
truth,  at  a  time,  too,  when  the  latter 
is  felt  to  the  soul  all-sufficient,  and 
the  former  to  be  an  intrusion  of  un- 
substantial dreams  on  the  steadfast 
sanctity  of  Nature. 


INDEX  TO  VOLUME  XXXI. 


Adventures,  Nautical,  506 
Africa,  Geography  of,  201 
Aga,  the,  of  the  Janizaries,  239 
Ambrosianae,  Noctes.      See  Nodes 
America,  British,  M'Gregor's,  907 
American  Poetry,  646 
Americans,  domestic  manners  of  the,  829 
Art  of  Government  made  easy,  665 
Barker,  Mr  E.  H.  and  Professor  Dun- 
bar,  letter  from,  405 
Belgian    Question,    448 — Abandonment 
of  the  Barrier,  ib. — Guarantee  of  the 
throne  of  Belgium  to  Leopold,  456 — 
The  Russian  Dutch  Loan,  461 — Sig- 
nature of  the  Treaty  guaranteeing  the 
revolutionary  throne  to  Leopold,  463 
Bill,  the  New,  103 

Bracelets,  the,  a  sketch  from  the  Ger- 
man, 39 

Bristol  Riots,  what  caused  the,  465— Im- 
proper remissness  of  Ministers,  ib. — 
Mr  Protheroe,  466— Unfounded  alle- 
gations of  the  Press,  467 — Resolution 
to  insult  Sir  Charles  Wetherell,  468— 
Negotiation  with  the  Home  Secretary 
for  permission  to  do  so,  469 — Previous 
Debate  in  the  Commons,  472 — Con- 
duct of  the  Magistrates,  ib. — Outcry 
against  the  Bishops,  474 — Defence  of 
Captain  Lewis,  476 — Demagogues  of 
Bristol,  479 

Britain,  Prospects  of,  569 
British  America,  M'Gregor's,  907 
British  Finances,  598.      See  Finances 
Brougham,  Lord,   reply  to  his   Speech, 
117 — Earl  Grey  the  English  Neckar, 
118—  Treatment  of  the  people  by  the 
-  Reforming  leaders,  119 — Jacobin  in- 
timidation, 120 — Edinburgh  Political 
Union,  122 — The  Birmingham  Union, 
123 — The  Ministry  become  mob- wor- 
shippers,    124 — Consequent    audacity 
of   the    populace,    125 — Character  of 
Lord   Brougham's  speech,    128 — Re- 
ply to  his  argument  on  the  question, 
Whether  there  ought  to  be  a  more  di- 
rect representation  of   the    people  in 
the  Commons?  130 — Impossibility  of 
the  Crown  appointing  its  own  Minis- 
ters if  close  boroughs   are   destroyed, 


132 — Creation  of   Peers    for  passing 
the  Reform  bill,  133 — Danger  of  en- 
couraging the  mob  to  outrage  against 
those  who  oppose  their  opinions,  138 
—Affected  loyalty  of  the  Reformers, 
139— True  loyalty  of  the  Tories,  ib.— 
Reliance  of  the  country  on  the  steadi- 
ness of  the  Peers,  141— Duty  of  the 
Reformers  in  Parliament,  144 
Bryant,  William  Cullen,  646 
Calaspo,  the  republican,  928 
Canning,  Mr,  and  Lord  Castlereagh,  520 
Carmen  Latine  Redditum,  279 
Castlereagh,  Lord,  and  Mr  Canning,  520 
Castle,  the,  of  the  Isle  of  Rugen,  790 
Cave,  the  Jewess  of  the,  Part  I.  The  Re- 
cognition, 820— Part  II.  The  Confes- 
sion, 822— Part  III.   The  Pictures  of 
the  Prophets,  823— Part  IV.  The  In- 
terview with  Cyrus,  826 
Chateaubriand,  No.  I.  Itineraire,  553 
Christopher  at  the  Lakes,  858 
Church,  Established,  letter  to  the  Lord 

Chancellor  on  the,  181 
Coleridge,  S.  T.  Esq.     What  is  an  Eng- 
lish Sonnet,  by,  956— The  Old  Man's 
Sigh,  a  sonnet,  by,  ib. 
Courtenay,    Right   Hon.    T.   P.,  letters 
from,  concerning  Lord  Castlereagh  and 
Mr  Canning,  520,  951 
Courtship,  the  Canny,  639 
Creation  of  Peers,  386 
Cringle,  Tom,  his  Log,  195,  884 
Cunningham,  Allan,  review  of  the  Maid 

of  Elvar,  by,  981.      See  Elvar. 
Dance  of  Death,  from  the  German,  328 
Debate,  the  Reform,  in  the  Lords,  848. 

See  Reform 

Delta,    the  Moonlight   Churchyard,  by, 
237 — Lines  written  at  Kelburne  Castle, 
Ayrshire,  by,  953 
Domestic    Manners   of   the  Americans, 

829 

Dumont's  Recollections  of  Mirabeau,  753 
Dunbar,  Professor,  and  Mr  E.  H.  Bar- 
ker, letter  from,  405 
Edinbro',  Impressions  of,  by  P.  Rooney, 

Esq.  Letter  I.  783— Letter  II.  786 
Education,  new  project  of,  in  Ireland, 
289 


1004 


Index. 


Elvar,  Maid  of,  981— Thomson,  ib 

Home,  ib — Grahame,  982 — Sir  Wal- 
ter Scott,  983 — Campbell  and  Joanna 

Baillie,  984— Moir  and  Pollok,  ib 

Ramsay,  985 — Fergusson,  ib. — Burns, 
986— The  Ettrick  Shepherd,  ib Al- 
lan Cunningham,  ib.— Review  of  his 
Maid  of  Elvar,  988 

Executioner,  the,  Chapter  II.  483 

Family  Poetry,  No.  III.  The  Play,  550 

Finances,  the  British,  598— Decline  of 
revenue  since  the  Reform  bill  was 
brought  forward,  600 — Increase  of  ex- 
penditure, 603 — Pitt's  financial  sys- 
tem, 605 — Its  errors,  ib. — Its  advan- 
tages, indirect  taxes  and  the  Sinking 
Fund,  607 — Abandonment  of  the 
Sinking  Fund,  610 — Repeal  of  taxes 
on  consumption  since  the  peace,  611 
— Reform  deficit,  620 

Flower,  the,  of  the  Desert,  by  Mrs  He- 
mans,  219 

Forging  of  the  Anchor,  283 

Fortune,  the  Hour  of,  944 

French  Memoirs,  No.  II.  Revelations 
d'une  Femme  de  Qualite,  222 

Gaffer  Maurice,  by  the  translator  of  Ho- 
mer's Hymns,  504 

Gifted,  Song  of  the,  by  Mrs  Hemans,  781 

Government,  art  of,  made  easy,  665 

Government,  the  Papal,  535 

Haul  away,  643 

Hemans,  Mrs,  the  Swan  and  the  Skylark, 
by,  216— Let  us  depart,  by,  218— The 
Flower  of  the  Desert,  by,  219— The 
Painter's  Last  Work,  a  scene,  by,  220 
—The  Freed  Bird,  by,  278— The 
Song  of  the  Gifted,  by,  781 

Holty,  Ismene  and  Leander,  from  the 
German  of,  881 

Homer,  Sotheby's,  Critique  V.  145 

Homer's  Hymns,  No  IV.  The  Humours 
of  Hermes,  3 19— No.  V.  Ceres,  742 

Horatian  Version  (Epodon  VII.)  on 
meeting  the  Birmingham  mob,  Dec. 
1831,  285 

Horse,  the,  by  the  Rev.  F.  W.  Maltby, 
200 

Hour  of  Fortune,  944 

House  of  Orange,  the,  362 

Hymn,  a  Poet's  dying,  622 

Hymns,  Homer's,  No.  IV.  319— No.  V. 
742 

Impressions  of  Edinbro',  by  P.  Rooney, 
Esq.  Letter  I.  To  Thaddeus  M'Varie, 
Esq.  783— Letter  II.  786 

Ireland,  new  project  of  education  in,  289 

Ireland,  Protestant  affairs  in,  77 — Dissa- 
tisfaction with  the  proceedings  of  the 
Viceroy,  78 — A  public  meeting  resol- 
ved on,  79 — Lord  Roden's  speech,  ib. — 
Lord  Longford's,  80 — Lord  Famham's, 

ib Colonel  Perceval's,  82— The  Rev. 

Holt  Waring's,  84 — Lord  Mandeville's, 


88 — Mr    Crommclin's,    89 — Conclu- 
ding speech  of  Lord  Roden,  ib. 
Irish  Scenery,  and  other  things  Irish,  379 
Ismene  and  Leander,  881 
Jamaica,  Scenes  in,  884 
Janizaries,  the  Aga  of  the,  239 
Jewess  of  the  Cave,  820.      See  Cave 
Kelburne  Castle,  lines  written  at,  by  Del- 
ta, 953 

Kemble,  Miss  Fanny,  her  Tragedy,  673 
Lakes,  Christopher  at  the,  858 
L' Envoy,  423 

Letters  from  Mr  Courtenay,  520,  951 
Letter  from  Professor  Dunbar  and  Mr 

E.  H.  Barker,  405 
Letter  from  Satan  to  the  Whigs,  665 
Letters,  intercepted,  from  a  Roman  Ca- 
tholic clergyman  residing  in  Ireland  to 
a  friend  inRome,19 — Letter  I.  Flatter- 
ing prospects  of  the  Romish  Church, 
ib. — Letter  II.  Internal  arrangements 
of  the  Romish  Church,  23 — Letter  III. 
Tactics   of  the  Romish  Church,  27 — 
Letter  IV.  Disadvantages  under  which 
the  Established  Church  labours,  31  — 
Letter  V.   The  Protestant  cause  weak- 
ened by  the  unskilful  use  of  patronage, 
35 
Letter    to   the  Lord    Chancellor  on  the 

state  of  the  Established  Church,   181 
Let  us  depart,  by  Mrs  Hemans,  218 
Lines  written  at  Kelburne  Castle,  Ayr- 
shire, by  Delta,  953 
Living  Poets  arid  Poetesses,  957 
Log,  Tom  Cringle's,  195,  884 
London,  the  Philosophy  of,  353 
Lords,  the  Reform  debate  in  the,  848.  See 

Reform 

Maid  of  Elvar,  981.    See  Elvar 
M'Gregor's  British  America,  907 
M' Queen,  James,  Esq.  letter  from,  on  the 
geography    of   Africa   and    Quarterly 
Review,  201 

Maltby,  Rev.  F.  W.  the  Horse,  by,  200 
Manners,  domestic,   of  the    Americans, 

829 
Meeting,  the  great  West  India,  807.    See 

West  India 
Memoirs,  French,  No.   II.    Revelations 

d'une  Femme  de  Qualite,  222 
Ministry,  the,  and  their  supporters,  566 
— Their  blunders,  ib. — Their  subser- 
viency to  the  Radicals,  568 
Mirabeau,  Recollections  of,  753 
Misrule,  Tory,  772 
Moonlight  Churchyard,  by  Delta,  237 
Nautical  Adventures,  506 
Noctes  Ambrosianae,    No.     LX.    255 — 
Strangulation,  ib. — The  Jaundice,  257 
—The  Wellington  Arms,  258— North 
a  rejected  contributor  to  THE  MAOA- 
ZINE,  261 — Character  of  Nestor  in  tin* 
Iliad,  267 — Bohemian  musicians,  270 
—Musical  ear,  273 — Stanzas  to  Mu- 


Index. 


1005 


sic,  275 — Modern  poetry,  ib. — The 
Freed  Bird,  by  Mrs  Hemans,  278 — 
Carmen  Latine  Redditum,  279 — Ma- 
rine poetry,  280— The  Forging  of  the 
Anchor,  281 — Colonel  Brereton,  284 
— Horatian  Version  (Epodon  VII.) 
on  meeting  the  Birmingham  mob, 
December  1831,  285— Anew  song,  to 
he  sung  hy  all  loyal  and  true  subjects, 

286. No.  LXI.  693— Goethe,  ib. 

— Poverty  of  Germany  in  self-taught 
poets,  695 — in  novelists,  696 — in  theo- 
logians, 697 — Hope,  699— Admiration, 
704 — Desire,  707 — Human  happiness, 
709 — Patriotism,  715 — Character   of 
the  mind  of  this  country,  716 — Physi- 
cal and  moral  science,  719 
Orange,  the  House  of,  362 
Painter,  the,  his  Last  Work,  a  Scene,  by 

Mrs  Hemans,  220 
Papal  Government,  the,  535 
Parliamentary  Reform.      See  Reform 
Parties   in  the   State,    Present   Balance 
of,  425 — Sir  John  Walsh's  character 
of    Whig    and    Tory,    428— His    ac- 
count   of    the   remote    origin  of    the 
Radical  party,   430— Conduct   of   the 
Whigs  during  the  war,  432 — after  the 
peace,    433 — State   of   parties  at   the 
hreaking  up  of  Wellington's  adminis- 
tration, 435 — Reform  question,  436— 
Ireland  and  O'Connell,438— TheWhig 
government  not  generally  popular,  439 
— Prospects    of  the   country,    441 — 
Burke's  exposure  of  the  fallacy,  That 
the  many  have  a  right  to  act  ly  their 
will  in  matters   of  duty,    trust,    en- 
gagement, or  obligation,  442 — Conclu- 
sion deduced  by  Sir  John  Walsh  from 
his  view  of  the  present  state  of  parties, 
444— The  Moderates,  445— The  real 
views  of  Reformers,  446 
Peers,  a  creation  of,  386 
Philosophy,  the,  of  London,  35 
Play,  the,  550 
Poems,  Tennyson's,  721 
Poetry,  American,  W.  C.  Bryant,  646 
Poetry— The  Horse,  by  the  Rev.  F.  W. 
Maltby,  200— The  Swan  and  the  Sky- 
lark, by  Mrs  Hemans,  216 — Let  us 
depart,  by  the  same,  218 — The  Flower 
of  the  Desert,  by  the  same,  219— The 
Painter's  Last  Work,  a  scene,  by  the 
"same,    220— The  Moonlight  Church- 
yard, by  Delta,  237 — Stanzas  to  Mu- 
sic,   275 — Roger    Goodfellow,   276 — 
The   Freed   Bird,   by   Mrs    Hemans, 
278 — Carmen  Latine  Redditum,  279 
— The  Forging  of  the  Anchor,  281 — 
Horatian  Version  (Epodon  VII.)  on 
meeting  the  Birmingham  Mob,   Dec. 
1831,  285 — A  new  Song,  to  be  sung 
by  all  loyal  and  true  Subjects,  286 — 
Homer's  Hymns,  No.  IV.     The  Hu- 
mours of  Hermes,  3 19—  Gaffer  Mau- 


rice, by  the  translator  of  Homer's 
Hymns,  504— Family  Poetry,  No.  III. 
The  Play,  550— Satan  Reformer,  by 
Montgomery  the  Third,  592 — A  Poet's 
Dying  Hymn,  622 — The  Canny  Court- 
ship, 639— Haul  away,  643—  Homer's 
Hymns,  No.  V.  Ceres,  742— The 
Song  of  the  Gifted,  by  Mrs  Hemans, 
781— The  Jewess  of  the  Cave,  822— 
Ismene  and  Leander,  from  the  Ger- 
man of  Holty,  881 — Lines  written  at 
Kelburne  Castle,  Ayrshire,  by  Delta, 
953— The  Old  Man's  Sigh,  a  sonnet, 
by  S.  T.  Coleridge,  Esq.  956 
Poets  and  Poetesses,  living,  957 
Poet's  Dying  Hymn,  622 
Premier,  the,  and  his  Wife,  a  story  of 

the  great  world,  91 
Prospects  of  Britain,  569 
Protestant  Affairs  in  Ireland,  77.    See 

Ireland 
Public  Feeling  in  Scotland,  state  of,  65. 

See  Scotland 

ReformDebate  in  theLords,  848 — Speech 
of  Lord  Grey,  849— of  Lord  Ellen- 
borough,  ib — of  the  Earl  of  Shrews- 
bury, 850— of  Lord  Mansfield,  ib 

of  Lord  Harrowby,  ib — of  the  Duke 
of  Wellington,  ib — of  Lord  Wharn- 
cliffe,  ib. — of  Lord  Winchilsea,  ib. — 
of  the  Duke  of  Buckingham,  ib. — of 
the  Earl  of  Radnor,  ib. — of  the 
Bishop  of  Lincoln,  ib.— of  Lord  Fal- 
mouth,  ib. — of  the  Bishop  of  Exeter, 

ib — of  the  Bishop  of  Llandaff,  ib 

of  Lord  Lansdowne,  ib. — of  Lord 
Wynford,  852— of  Lord  Durham,  ib. 
— of  Lord  Goderich,  ib. — of  Lord 
Eldon,  ib.— of  the  Lord  Chancellor, 

ib of     Lord    Lyndhurst,    ib. — of 

Lord  Grey,  ib.— The  vote,  ib — Con- 
duct of  Lord  Harrowby,  853 — How 
the  mischief  done  may  be  repaired,  855 
Reform,  Parliamentary,  and  the  French 
Revolution,  No.  XIII.  Revolutionary 
concession ;  the  new  bill,  103— Sum- 
mary of  former  papers,  ib.— Prospe- 
rity of  France  before  the  late  revolu- 
tion, 105  —  Its  present  depression, 
ib.— Changes  of  ministry,  106 — Abo- 
lition of  old  institutions,  ib. — Financial 
distress,  107 — Increased  misery  of  the 
people  the  invariable  effect  of  democra- 
tic ambition,  ib. — Diagnosis  of  this 
picture  of  political  disease,  108 — An 
equally  striking  proof  of  the  ruinous 
effects  of  concession  to  democratic  am- 
bition afforded  by  Ireland,  ib. — and  by 
Belgium,  110— The  objects  of  Reform- 
ers, 111 — Stagnation  of  industry,  ib. 
—The  new  bill  more  democratic  than 
the  old  one,  113 

Reform  Passion,  Remote  Causes  of  the, 
No.  I.  1. — Retrospect  of  English  his- 
tory, shewing  the  attachment  of  the 


1006 


Index. 


people  to  old  institutions,  2 — A  regard 
for  religion  the  cause  of  Roman  great- 
ness, 6 — Contempt  for  it  the  cause  of 
Roman  decline,  ib. — Real  love  of  free- 
dom, what,  ib. — Passion  for  democra- 
cy, what,  7 — Its  progress,  ib.— Charac- 
ter of  the  supporters  of  democratic 
power,  8 — Alliance  between  the  pas- 
sion for  democracy  and  the  principles  of 
infidelity,  9 — Union  of  the  spirit  of  free- 
dom with  genuine  devotion,  ib. — cha- 
racter of  modern  literature,  11— Cob- 
bett's  opinion  of  the  daily  press,  12 — 
Cobbett  v»  Brougham  on  the  education 
of  the  people,  13 — Infatuation  of  the 
Liberals  on  political  subjects,  14—- 
Their  blindness  to  the  lessons  of  ex- 
perience, and  its  causes/  15— Fatal  ef- 
fects of  the  iteration  of  erroneous  doc- 
trines, 16 — All  the  great  interests  of 
the  empire  threatened,  18 
Republican,  Calaspo,  the,  928 
Revelations  d'une  Femme  de  Qualite, 

222 

Review,  Quarterly,  and  Geography  of 
Africa,  letter  from  James  M'  Queen, 
Esq.  on,  201 

Revolutionary  Concession,  103 
Revolution,    the   French,  Parliamentary 
Reform  and,  No.  XIII.  103.   See  Re- 
form 

Revolution,  the  late  French,  Salvandy 
on,  965 — Destruction  of  the  hereditary 
Peerage,  968— New  creations,  ib.— The 
recent  similar  attempt  in  this  country, 
970 — State  of  France  after  the  late  Re- 
volution, 971 — Its  real  state  under  the 
Restoration,  ib.— The  system  of  popu- 
lar intimidation  the  same  in  France  and 
England,  972— National  Guard,  974 
— Changes  in  the  electoral  body  and 
power  of  parliament,  ib, — French  press, 
976 — Influence  of  the  class  a  little 
above  the  lowest,  ib. — French  litera- 
ture, 977 — Doctrine  of  a  general  divi- 
sion of  property,  ib. — Decay  of  religion 
and  morality,  978 — Dissolution  of  the 
hereditary  Peerage,  ib — Applicability 
of  the  remarks  of  this  author  to  the 
state  of  this  country,  979 
Riots,  Bristol,  465.  See  Bristol 
Roger  Goodfellow,  a  song,  276 
Roman  Catholic  Clergyman,  intercepted 

letters  from  a,  19. 
Rugen,  Castle  of  the  Isle  of,  790 
Salvandy  on  the  late  French  Revolution, 

965 

Satan,  letter  from,  to  the  Whigs,  665 
Satan    Reformer,    by    Montgomery   the 

Third,  592 

Scenery,  Irish,  and  other  things  Irish, 
379 


Scenes  in  Jamaica,  884 

Scotland,  state  of  Public  Feeling  in,  65 
— Union  of  Whig  Aristocratic  and 
Democratic  influence  against  the  mid- 
dling classes,  ib. — Meetings  of  the  Con- 
servative party  in  Glasgow,  Berwick- 
shire, Aberdeenshire,  and  Perthshire, 
66 — Edinburgh  meeting,  ib.— Profes- 
sor Wilson's  speech,  68— Mr  M'Neil's 
speech,  74 — Publication  of  the  reports 
of  the  Speeches,  75 

Snowing  up  of  Strath  Lugas,  496 

Song,  a  new,  to  be  sung  by  all  loyal  and 
true  subjects,  286 

Song  of  the  Gifted,  by  Mrs  Hemans,  781 

Sonnet,  what  is  an  English,  by  S.  T. 
Coleridge,  Esq.  956 

Sotheby's  Homer,  Critique  V.  Achilles, 
Part  II.  145 

Stanzas  to  Music,  275 

Strath  Lugas,  Snowing  up  of,  496 

Swan,  the,  and  the  Skylark,  by  Mrs  He- 
mans,  216 

Tennyson's  Poems,  721 

Tory  Misrule,  772 

Traveller,  the,  in  spite  of  himself,  53 

West  India  Meeting,  the  great,  807 — Re- 
mote cause  of  the  late  insurrection, 
808— Speech  of  Lord  Howick,  809— 
Proclamation  of  June  1831,  810 — The 
missionaries,  811 — Acts  in  Council  of 
June  and  November  1831,  812 — Pro- 
test of  the  inhabitants  of  Dominica, 
813— of  St  Kitt's,  ib.— Of  St  Lucie, 
814— of  Trinidad,  ib — of  Jamaica, 
815 — Existence  of  the  empire  threat- 
ened by  the  conduct  of  Ministers,  816— 
Mr  Brougham's  opinion  of  the  import- 
ance of  Colonial  Trade,  817— Mr 
Palmer's  statement,  ib. — Mr  Can- 
ning's resolutions,  818 — Mr  Warring- 
ton's  remonstrance  against  the  present 
proceedings,  ib. — Earl  St  Vincent's,  ib; 
— The  point  at  issue  between  the  mo- 
ther country  and  the  Colonies,  819 

West  India  Question,  Introduction,  412 
— General  discontent  in  the  Colonies, 
ib.— Precipitance  in  forcing  upon  them 
emancipation  of  the  Slaves,  414 — The 
friends  of  emancipation  ought  to  follow 
the  steps  of  Providence  in  the  past  ex- 
trication of  the  human  race  from  servi- 
tude, 418 — African  Negroes  unfit  to 
conduct  themselves  as  freemen,  419— 
Consequences  of  innovation  in  St  Do- 
mingo, 420 
Wet  Wooing,  a  narrative  of  Ninety-eight, 

624 
What  caused  the  Bristol  Riots  ?  465 

Whigs,  letter  from  Satan  to  the,  665 

Wooing,  the  Wet,  a  narrative  of  Ninety, 
eight,  624 


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