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Tiny  Tim.  .  .  .   His  active  little 
crutch  was  heard  upon  the  floor. 


A   CHRISTMAS   CAROL 


"/  know  him  !  Marley's  Ghost  !  " 


A  CHRISTMAS  CAROL 

BYCPiARLES  DICKENS^ 
ILLUSTRATED  BY  A.C.MICHAEL 


HODDERsr  STOUGHTON.Ltd. 
LONDON  •  NEWYORK  •  TORONTO 


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Printed  in  Great  Britain  by  Hazeil,   Watson  &•  Viney    Ld. 
Landon  and  Aylesbury. 


ILLUSTRATIONS 

"  I  KNOW  HIM  !     Marley's  Ghost  ! ""   ,         ,         Frontispiece 

FiCINO   PAGB 

The   clerk   .   .   .   tried   to   warm   himself    at    the 

CANDLE  4 

The  clerk  .  .  .  went  down  a  slide  on  Cornhill     .       14 
Scrooge   sat    down    before    the    fiee    to    take   his 

GRUEL  .........  18 

In  came  a  fiddler  with  a  music-book       ,         ,         ,       46 

Old  Fezziwig  stood   out  to  dance  with  Mrs.  Fezzi- 

wiG 50 

Tiny  Tim.  .  .  .  His  active-  .lirrrLp';  crutch  yr'A&  :meard 

UPON  the  floor  .         •    -  ..•         •         •         •         •       '^^ 

Mrs.  Cratchit  entered  .  .; .  with  the  pudding         .       76 

All  the  Cratchit  family  drew  round   the   hearth       78 

The  way  Topper  went  after  that  plump  sister  .  .  . 
was  an  outrage  on  the  credulity  of  human 
nature        •*..••••       92 

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vi  ILLUSTRATIONS 

wkcaa  piQB 
"  Why,  what  was  the  mattkr  with  him  ? "  asked  a 
third,  taking  a  vast  quantity  of  snuff  out  of 

A  VERY  LARGE  SNUFF-BOX.       "  I  THOUGHT  HE'd  NEVER 
die'' 100 

**  Here's   the   turkey.  .  .  .  How  are   you  ?     Merry 

Christmas  !  " 128 

"Is  your  master  at  home,  my  dear?"  said  Scrooge 

to  the  girl         .......     130 

"  And  therefore  I  am  about  to  raise  your  salary  !  "     134 


Stave  Oxe 
MARLEY'S   GHOST 


Marley  was  dead,  to  begin  wdth.  There  is  no 
doubt  whatever  about  that.  The  register  of  his 
burial  was  signed  by  the  clergyman,  the  clerk, 
the  undertaker,  and  the  chief  mourner.  Scrooge 
signed  it.  And  Scrooges  name  was  good  upon 
'Change,  for  anything  he  chose  to  put  his  hand  to. 

Old  Marley  was  as  dead  as  a  door-nail. 

Mind !  I  dont  mean  to  say  that  I  know,  of 
my  own  knowledge,  what  there  is  particularly  dead 
about  a  door-nail.  1  might  have  been  inclined, 
myself,  to  regard  a  coffin-nail  as  the  deadest  piece 
of  ironmongery  in  the  trade.  But  the  ^^'isdom  of 
our  ancestors  is  in  the  simile ;  and  my  unhallowed 
hands  shall  not  disturb  it,  or  the  country's  done 
for.  You  will  therefore  permit  me  to  repeat 
emphatically,  that  ^larley  was  as  dead  as  a  door- 
nail. 


A    CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

Scrooge  knew  he  was  dead  ?  Of  course  he  did. 
How  could  it  be  otherwise  ?  Scrooge  and  he  were 
partners  for  I  don't  know  how  many  years.  Scrooge 
was  his  sole  executor,  his  sole  administrator,  his 
sole  assign,  his  sole  residuary  legatee,  his  sole  friend, 
and  sole  mourner.  And  even  Scrooge  was  not  so 
dreadfully  cut  up  by  the  sad  event,  but  that  he 
was  an  excellent  man  of  business  on  the  very  day 
of  the  funeral,  and  solemnised  it  with  an  undoubted 
bargain. 

The  mention  of  Marley's  funeral  brings  me 
back  to  the  point  I  started  from.  There  is  no 
doubt  that  Marley  was  dead. 

This  must  be  distinctly  understood,  or  nothing 
wonderful  can  come  of  the  story  I  am  going  to 
relate.  If  we  were  not  perfectly  convinced  that 
Hamlet's  father  died  before  the  play  began,  there 
would  be  nothing  more  remarkable  in  his  taking 
a  stroll  at  night,  in  an  easterly  wind,  upon  his 
own  ramparts,  than  there  would  be  in  any  other 
middle-aged  gentleman  rashly  turning  out  after 
dark  in  a  breezy  spot — say  St.  Paul's  Churchyard 
for  instance — literally  to  astonish  his  son's  w^ak 
mind. 

Scrooge  never  painted  out  Old  JNlarley's  name. 
There  it  stood,  years  afterwards,  above  the  ware- 
house door :  Scrooge  and  Marley.  The  firm  was 
known  as  Scrooge  and  INIarley.  Sometimes  people 
new  to  the  business  called  Scrooge  Scrooge,  and 
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MARLEY'S     GHOST 

sometimes  Marley,  but  he  answered  to  both  names. 
It  was  all  the  same  to  him. 

Oh !  But  he  was  a  tight-fisted  hand  at  the 
grindstone.  Scrooge !  a  squeezing,  wrenching, 
grasping,  scraping,  clutching,  covetous,  old  sinner  ! 
Hard  and  sharp  as  flint,  from  which  no  steel  had 
ever  struck  out  generous  fire ;  secret,  and  self- 
contained,  and  solitary  as  an  oyster.  The  cold 
within  him  froze  his  old  features,  nipped  his 
pointed  nose,  shrivelled  his  cheek,  stiffened  his 
gait ;  made  his  eyes  red,  his  thin  lips  blue ;  and 
spoke  out  shrewdly  in  his  grating  voice.  A 
frosty  rime  was  on  his  head,  and  on  his  eye- 
brows, and  his  wiry  chin.  He  carried  his  own 
low  temperature  always  about  with  him  ;  he  iced 
his  office  in  the  dog-days ;  and  didn't  thaw  it 
one  degree  at  Christmas. 

External  heat  and  cold  had  little  influence  on 
Scrooge.  No  warmth  could  warm,  no  wintry 
weather  chill  him.  No  wind  that  blew  was 
bitterer  than  he,  no  falling  snow  was  more  intent 
upon  its  purpose,  no  pelting  rain  less  open  to 
entreaty.  Foul  weather  didn't  know  where  to 
have  him.  The  heaviest  rain,  and  snow,  and 
hail,  and  sleet,  could  boast  of  the  advantage 
over  him  in  only  one  respect.  They  often  "  came 
down  "  handsomely,  and  Scrooge  never  did. 

Nobody  ever  stopped  him  in  the  street  to  say, 
with  gladsome  looks,  "  My  dear  Scrooge,  how  are 

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A    CIIRISTIMAS     CAROL 

you  ?  When  will  you  come  to  see  me  ? "  No 
bcfj^ars  implored  him  to  bestow  a  trifle,  no 
children  asked  him  what  it  was  o'clock,  no  man 
or  woman  ever  once  in  all  his  life  inquired  the 
way  to  sucli  and  such  a  place,  of  Scrooge.  Even 
the  blind  men's  dogs  appeared  to  know  him ;  and 
when  they  saw  him  coming  on,  would  tug  their 
owners  into  doorways  and  up  courts  ;  and  then 
would  wag  their  tails  as  though  they  said,  "  No 
eye  at  all  is  better  than  an  evil  eye,  dark  master  I  " 

But  what  did  Scrooge  care !  It  was  the  very 
thing  he  liked.  To  edge  his  way  along  the 
crowded  paths  of  life,  warning  all  human  sympathy 
to  keep  its  distance,  was  what  the  knowing  ones 
call  "  nuts  "  to  Scrooge. 

Once  upon  a  time — of  all  the  good  days  in  the 
year,  on  Christmas  Eve — old  Scrooge  sat  busy  in 
his  counting-house.  It  was  cold,  bleak,  biting 
weather :  foggy  withal :  and  he  could  hear  the 
people  in  the  court  outside  go  wheezing  up  and 
down,  beating  their  hands  upon  their  breasts, 
and  stamping  their  feet  upon  the  pavement  stones 
to  warm  them.  The  city  clocks  had  only  just 
gone  three,  but  it  was  quite  dark  already — it  had 
not  been  light  all  day — and  candles  were  flaring 
in  the  windows  of  the  neighbouring  offices,  like 
ruddy  smears  upon  the  palpable  brown  air.  The 
fog  came  pouring  in  at  every  chink  and  keyhole, 
and  was  so  dense  without,  that  although  the  court 
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The  clerk     .     .     .     tried  to 
warm  himself  at  the  candle. 


MARLEY'S    GHOST 

was  of  the  narrowest,  the  houses  opposite  were 
mere  phantoms.  To  see  the  dingy  cloud  come 
drooping  down,  obscuring  everything,  one  might 
have  thought  that  Nature  hved  hard  by,  and  was 
brewing  on  a  large  scale. 

The  door  of  Scrooge's  counting-house  was  open 
that  he  might  keep  his  eye  upon  his  clerk,  who, 
in  a  dismal  little  cell  beyond,  a  sort  of  tank,  was 
copying  letters.  Scrooge  had  a  very  small  fire, 
but  the  clerk's  fire  was  so  very  much  smaller  that 
it  looked  like  one  coal.  But  he  couldn't  replenish 
it,  for  Scrooge  kept  the  coal-box  in  his  own  room  ; 
and  so  surely  as  the  clerk  came  in  with  the  shovel, 
the  master  predicted  that  it  would  be  necessary  for 
them  to  part.  Wherefore  the  clerk  put  on  his 
white  comforter,  and  tried  to  warm  himself  at  the 
candle ;  in  which  effort,  not  being  a  man  of  strong 
imagination,  he  failed. 

"  A  Merry  Christmas,  uncle  !  God  save  you  ! " 
cried  a  cheerful  voice.  It  was  the  voice  of 
Scrooge's  nephew,  who  came  upon  him  so  quickly 
that  this  was  the  first  intimation  he  had  of  his 
approach. 

"  Bah  ! "  said  Scrooge.     "  Humbug  ! " 

He  had  so  heated  himself  with  rapid  walking  in 
the  fog  and  frost,  this  nephew  of  Scrooge's,  that  he 
was  all  in  a  glow ;  his  face  was  ruddy  and  hand- 
some ;  his  eyes  sparkled,  and  his  breath  smoked 
again. 


A     CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

"  Christmas  a  humbug,  uncle  !  "  said  Scrooge's 
nephew.     "  You  don't  mean  that,  I  am  sure  ?  " 

"  I  do,"  said  Scrooge.  "  Merry  Christmas ! 
What  right  have  you  to  be  merry  ?  What 
reason  have  you  to  be  merry  ?  You're  poor 
enough." 

"  Come,  then,"  returned  the  nephew  gaily. 
'*  What  right  have  you  to  be  dismal  ?  What 
reason  have  you  to  be  morose  ?  You're  rich 
enough." 

Scrooge,  having  no  better  answer  ready  on  the 
spur  of  the  moment,  said,  "  Bah  !  "  again ;  and 
followed  it  up  with  "  Humbug." 

"  Don't  be  cross,  uncle  ! "  said  the  nephew. 

*'  What  else  can  I  be,"  returned  the  uncle, 
"  when  I  live  in  such  a  world  of  fools  as  this  ? 
Merry  Christmas  !  Out  upon  merry  Christmas  ! 
AV hat's  Christmas  time  to  you  but  a  time  for 
paying  bills  without  money  ;  a  time  for  finding 
yourself  a  year  older,  and  not  an  hour  richer ;  a 
time  for  balancing  your  books  and  having  every 
item  in  'em  through  a  round  dozen  of  months 
presented  dead  against  you  ?  If  I  could  work 
my  will,"  said  Scrooge  indignantly,  '^  every  idiot 
who  goes  about  with  '  IMerry  Christmas '  on  his 
lips,  should  be  boiled  with  his  own  pudding,  and 
buried  with  a  stake  of  holly  through  his  heart. 
He  should ! " 

"  Uncle  I "  pleaded  the  nephew. 
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MARLEY'S     GHOST 

*'  Nephew  !  "  returned  the  uncle  sternly,  "  keep 
Christmas  in  your  own  way,  and  let  me  keep  it  in 
mine." 

"  Keep  it !  "  repeated  Scrooge's  nephew.  "  But 
you  don't  keep  it." 

"  Let  me  leave  it  alone,  then,"  said  Scrooge. 
"  Much  good  may  it  do  you !  JNluch  good  it  has 
ever  done  you  !  " 

"  There  are  many  things  from  which  I  might 
have  derived  good,  by  which  I  have  not  profited, 
I  dare  say,"  returned  the  nephew — "  Christmas 
among  the  rest.  But  I  am  sure  I  have  always 
thought  of  Christmas  time,  when  it  has  come 
round — apart  from  the  veneration  due  to  its 
sacred  name  and  origin,  if  anything  belonging 
to  it  can  be  apart  from  that — as  a  good  time ; 
a  kind,  forgiving,  charitable,  pleasant  time  ;  the 
only  time  I  know  of,  in  the  long  calendar  of  the 
year,  when  men  and  women  seem  by  one  con- 
sent to  open  their  shut-up  hearts  freely,  and  to 
think  of  people  below  them  as  if  they  really 
were  fellow-passengers  to  the  grave,  and  not 
another  race  of  creatures  bound  on  other  jour- 
neys. And  therefore,  uncle,  though  it  has  never 
put  a  scrap  of  gold  or  silver  in  my  pocket,  I 
believe  that  it  has  done  me  good,  and  will  do 
me  good ;  and  I  say,  God  bless  it !  " 

The  clerk  in  the  tank  involuntarily  applauded. 
Becoming  immediately  sensible  of  the  impropriety, 

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A    CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

he  poked  the  fire,  and  extinguished  the  last  frail 
spark  for  ever. 

"  Let  me  hear  another  sound  from  ?/ow,"  said 
Scrooge,  "  and  you'll  keep  your  Christmas  by 
losing  your  situation  !  You're  quite  a  powerful 
speaker,  sir,"  he  added,  turning  to  his  nephew. 
"  I  wonder  you  don't  go  into  Parliament." 

"  Don't  be  angry,  uncle.  Come  !  Dine  with  us 
to-morrow." 

Scrooge  said  that  he  would  see  him Yes, 

indeed  he  did.  He  went  the  whole  length  of  that 
expression,  and  said  that  he  would  see  him  in  that 
extremity  first. 

"  But  why  ?  "  cried  Scrooge's  nephew.    "  Why  ? " 

"  Why  did  you  get  married  ?  "  said  Scrooge. 

"  Because  I  fell  in  love." 

"  Because  you  fell  in  love  !  "  growled  Scrooge, 
as  if  that  were  the  only  one  thing  in  the  world 
more  ridiculous  than  a  Merry  Christmas.  "  Good- 
afternoon  ! " 

"Nay,  uncle,  but  you  never  came  to  see  me 
before  that  happened.  Why  give  it  as  a  reason 
for  not  coming  now  ? " 

"  Good-afternoon,"  said  Scrooge. 

"  I  want  nothing  from  you  ;  I  ask  nothing  ot 
you  ;  why  cannot  we  be  friends  ?  " 

"  Good-afternoon,"  said  Scrooge. 

"  1  am  sorry,  with  all  my  heart,  to  find  you  so 
resolute.  We  have  never  had  any  quarrel,  to 
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MARLEY'S     GHOST 

which  I  have  been  a  party.  But  I  have  made  the 
trial  in  homage  to  Christmas,  and  I'll  keep  my 
Christmas  humour  to  the  last.  So  a  Merry 
Christmas,  uncle !  " 

'*  Good-afternoon  !  "  said  Scrooge. 

'*  And  a  happy  New  Year !  " 

"  Good-afternoon  ! "  said  Scrooge. 

His  nephew  left  the  room  without  an  angry 
word,  notwithstanding.  He  stopped  at  the  outer 
door  to  bestow  the  greetings  of  the  season  on  the 
clerk,  who,  cold  as  he  was,  was  warmer  than 
Scrooge  ;  for  he  returned  them  cordially. 

"  There's  another  fellow,"  muttered  Scrooge,  who 
overheard  him  ;  "  my  clerk,  with  fifteen  shillings  a 
week,  and  a  wife  and  family,  talking  about  a  merry 
Christmas.     I'll  retire  to  Bedlam." 

This  lunatic,  in  letting  Scrooge's  nephew  out,  had 
let  two  other  people  in.  They  were  portly  gentle- 
men, pleasant  to  behold,  and  now  stood,  with  their 
hats  off,  in  Scrooge's  office.  They  had  books  and 
papers  in  their  hands,  and  bowed  to  him. 

"  Scrooge  and  Marley's,  I  beheve,"  said  one  of 
the  gentlemen,  referring  to  his  Hst.  "  Have  I 
the  pleasure  of  addressing  Mr.  Scrooge  or  Mr. 
Marley  ? " 

"  Mr.  Marley  has  been  dead  these  seven  years," 
Scrooge  repKed.  "  He  died  seven  years  ago,  this 
very  night." 

"  We  have  no  doubt  his  Hberality  is  well  repre- 
c  » 


A    CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

sented  by  his  surviving  partner,"  said  the  gentle- 
man, presenting  his  credentials. 

It  certainly  was  ;  for  they  had  been  two  kindred 
spirits.  At  the  ominous  words  "  liberality,"  Scrooge 
frowned,  and  shook  his  head,  and  handed  the 
credentials  back. 

"  At  this  festive  season  of  the  year,  Mr.  Scrooge," 
said  the  gentleman,  taking  up  a  pen,  "  it  is  more 
than  usually  desirable  that  we  should  make  some 
slight  provision  for  the  poor  and  destitute,  who 
suffer  greatly  at  the  present  time.  Many  thou- 
sands are  in  want  of  common  necessaries  ;  hundreds 
of  thousands  are  in  want  of  common  comforts, 
sir." 

"  Are  there  no  prisons  ? "  asked  Scrooge. 

"  Plenty  of  prisons,"  said  the  gentleman,  laying 
down  the  pen  again. 

"And  the  union  workhouses  ? "  demanded 
Scrooge.     "  Are  they  still  in  operation  ?  " 

"  They  are.  Still,"  returned  the  gentleman,  "  I 
wish  I  could  say  that  they  were  not." 

"  The  treadmill  and  the  Poor  Law  are  in  full 
vigour,  then  ? "  said  Scrooge. 

"  Both  very  busy,  sir." 

"  Oh  !  I  was  afraid,  from  what  you  said  at  first, 
that  something  had  occurred  to  stop  them  in  their 
useful  course,"  said  Scrooge.  "  I'm  very  glad  to 
hear  it." 

"  Under  the  impression  that  they  scarcely  furnish 
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MARLEY'S    GHOST 

Christian  cheer  of  mind  or  body  to  the  multitude," 
returned  the  gentleman,  "  a  few  of  us  are  endeav- 
ouring to  raise  a  fund  to  buy  the  poor  some  meat 
and  drink,  and  means  of  warmth.  We  choose  this 
time,  because  it  is  a  time,  of  all  others,  when  want 
is  keenly  felt,  and  abundance  rejoices.  What  shall 
I  put  you  down  for  ?  " 

"  Nothing  ! "  Scrooge  replied. 

*'  You  wish  to  be  anonymous  ? " 

"  I  wish  to  be  left  alone,"  said  Scrooge.  "  Since 
you  ask  me  what  I  wish,  gentlemen,  that  is  my 
answer.  I  don't  make  merry  myself  at  Christmas, 
and  I  can't  afford  to  make  idle  people  merry.  I 
help  to  support  the  establishments  I  have  men- 
tioned— they  cost  enough ;  and  those  who  are 
badly  off  must  go  there." 

"  Many  can't  go  there  ;  and  many  would  rather 
die." 

"  If  they  would  rather  die,"  said  Scrooge,  "  they 
had  better  do  it,  and  decrease  the  surplus  popula- 
tion.    Besides — excuse  me — I  don't  know  that." 

"  But  you  might  know  it,"  observed  the  gentle- 
man. 

"  It's  not  my  business,"  Scrooge  returned.  "It's 
enough  for  a  man  to  understand  his  own  business, 
and  not  to  interfere  with  other  people's.  Mine 
occupies  me  constantly.  Good-afternoon,  gentle- 
men  ! 

Seeing  clearly  that  it  would  be  useless  to  pursue 

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A    CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

their  point,  the  gentlemen  withdrew.  Scrooge 
resumed  his  labours  with  an  improved  opinion  of 
himself,  and  in  a  more  facetious  temper  than  was 
usual  with  him. 

JMeanwhile  the  fog  and  darkness  thickened  so, 
that  people  ran  about  with  flaring  links,  proffering 
their  services  to  go  before  horses  in  carriages  and 
conduct  them  on  their  way.  The  ancient  tower  of 
a  church,  whose  gi'uff  old  bell  was  always  peeping 
slyly  down  at  Scrooge  out  of  a  gothic  window  in 
the  wall,  became  invisible,  and  struck  the  hours 
and  quarters  in  the  clouds,  with  tremulous  vibra- 
tions afterwards,  as  if  its  teeth  were  chattering  in 
its  frozen  head  up  there.  The  cold  became  in- 
tense. In  the  main  street,  at  the  corner  of  the 
court,  some  labourers  were  repairing  the  gas-pipes, 
and  had  lighted  a  great  fire  in  a  brazier,  round 
which  a  party  of  ragged  men  and  boys  were 
gathered  warming  their  hands  and  winking  their 
eyes  before  the  blaze  in  rapture.  The  water-plug 
being  left  in  solitude,  its  overflowings  sullenly 
congealed,  and  turned  to  misanthropic  ice.  The 
brightness  of  the  shops  where  holly  sprigs  and 
berries  crackled  in  the  lamp  heat  of  the  windows, 
made  pale  faces  ruddy  as  they  passed.  Poulterers' 
and  grocers'  trades  became  a  splendid  joke — a 
glorious  pageant,  with  which  it  was  next  to  im- 
possible to  believ^e  that  such  dull  principles  as 
bargain  and  sale  had  anything  to  do.  The  Lord 
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MARLEY'S     GHOST 

Mayor,  in  the  stronghold  of  the  mighty  Mansion 
House,  gave  orders  to  his  fifty  cooks  and  butlers 
to  keep  Christmas  as  a  Lord  Mayor's  household 
should  ;  and  even  the  little  tailor,  whom  he  had 
fined  five  shillings  on  the  previous  Monday  for 
being  drunk  and  bloodthirsty  in  the  streets,  stirred 
up  to-morrow's  pudding  in  his  garret  while  his 
lean  wife  and  the  baby  sallied  out  to  buy  the 
beef. 

Foggier  yet,  and  colder !  Piercing,  searching, 
biting  cold.  If  the  good  St.  Dunstan  had  but 
nipped  the  evil  spirit's  nose  with  a  touch  of  such 
weather  as  that,  instead  of  using  his  familiar  weap- 
ons, then  indeed  he  would  have  roared  to  lusty 
purpose.  The  owner  of  one  scant  young  nose, 
gnawed  and  mumbled  by  the  hungry  cold  as  bones 
are  gnawed  by  dogs,  stooped  down  at  Scrooge's 
keyhole  to  regale  him  with  a  Christmas  carol ;  but 
at  the  first  sound  of — 

"God  bless  you,  merry  gentleman! 
May  nothing  you  dismay  ! " 

Scrooge  seized  the  ruler  with  such  energy  of 
action,  that  the  singer  fled  in  terror,  leaving  the 
keyhole  to  the  fog  and  even  more  congenial  frost. 

At  length  the  hour  of  shutting  up  the  counting- 
house  arrived.  With  an  ill-will  Scrooge  dismounted 
from  his  stool,  and  tacitly  admitted  the  fact  to  the 

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expectant  clerk  in  the  tank,  who  instantly  snuffed 
his  candle  out,  and  put  on  his  hat. 

"  You'll  want  all  day  to-morrow,  I  suppose  ? " 
said  Scrooge. 

"  If  quite  convenient,  sir." 

*'  It's  not  convenient,"  said  Scrooge,  "  and  it's 
not  fair.  If  I  was  to  stop  half-a-crown  for  it,  you'd 
think  yourself  ill-used,  I'll  be  bound  ?  " 

The  clerk  smiled  faintly. 

"  And  yet,"  said  Scrooge,  "  you  don't  think  me 
ill-used,  when  I  pay  a  day's  wages  for  no  work." 

The  clerk  observed  that  it  was  only  once  a 
year. 

"  A  poor  excuse  for  picking  a  man's  pocket  every 
twenty-fifth  of  December !  "  said  Scrooge,  button- 
ing his  greatcoat  to  the  chin.  "  But  I  suppose 
you  must  have  the  whole  day.  Be  here  all  the 
earlier  next  morning." 

The  clerk  promised  that  he  would  ;  and  Scrooge 
walked  out  with  a  growl.  The  office  was  closed 
in  a  twinkling,  and  the  clerk,  with  the  long  ends  of 
his  white  comforter  dangling  below  his  waist  (for 
he  boasted  no  greatcoat),  went  down  a  slide  on 
Cornhill,  at  the  end  of  a  lane  of  boys,  twenty 
times,  in  honour  of  its  being  Christmas  Eve,  and 
then  ran  home  to  Camden  Town  as  hard  as  he 
could  pelt,  to  play  at  blind-man's  buff. 

Scrooge  took  his  melancholy  dinner  in  his  usual 
melancholy  tavern ;  and  having  read  all  the  news- 
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The  clerk    ....    went 
down  a  slide  on  Cornhill. 


MARLEY'S     GHOST 

papers,  and  beguiled  the  rest  of  the  evening  with 
his  banker's  book,  went  home  to  bed.  He  Hved  in 
chambers  which  had  once  belonged  to  his  deceased 
partner.  They  were  a  gloomy  suite  of  rooms,  in 
a  lowering  pile  of  building  up  a  yard,  where  it  had 
so  little  business  to  be,  that  one  could  scarcely  help 
fancying  it  must  have  run  there  when  it  was  a 
young  house,  playing  at  hide-and-seek  with  other 
houses,  and  have  forgotten  the  way  out  again.  It 
was  old  enough  now,  and  dreary  enough,  for 
nobody  lived  in  it  but  Scrooge,  the  other  rooms 
being  all  let  out  as  offices.  The  yard  was  so  dark 
that  even  Scrooge,  who  knew  its  every  stone,  was 
fain  to  grope  with  his  hands.  The  fog  and  frost  so 
hung  about  the  black  old  gateway  of  the  house, 
that  it  seemed  as  if  the  genius  of  the  weather  sat 
in  mournful  meditation  on  the  threshold. 

Now,  it  is  a  fact  that  there  was  nothing  at  all 
particular  about  the  knocker  on  the  door,  except 
that  it  was  very  large.  It  is  also  a  fact  that 
Scrooge  had  seen  it,  night  and  morning,  during 
his  whole  residence  in  that  place  ;  also  that  Scrooge 
had  as  little  of  what  is  called  fancy  about  him  as 
any  man  in  the  city  of  London,  even  including — ■ 
which  is  a  bold  word — the  corporation,  aldermen, 
and  livery.  Let  it  also  be  borne  in  mind  that 
Scrooge  had  not  bestowed  one  thought  on  Marley, 
since  his  last  mention  of  his  seven-years  dead 
partner  that  afternoon.     And  then   let   any  man 

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explain  to  me,  if  he  can,  how  it  happened  that 
Scrooge,  having  his  key  in  the  lock  of  the  door, 
saw  in  the  knocker,  without  its  undergoing  any 
intermediate  process  of  change — not  a  knocker, 
but  JNIarley's  face. 

Marley's  face.  It  was  not  in  impenetrable 
shadow  as  the  other  objects  in  the  yard  were,  but 
had  a  dismal  light  about  it,  like  a  bad  lobster  in  a 
dark  cellar.  It  was  not  angry  or  ferocious,  but 
looked  at  Scrooge  as  JNIarley  used  to  look,  with 
ghostly  spectacles  turned  up  on  his  ghostly  fore- 
head. The  hair  was  curiously  stirred,  as  if  by 
breath  or  hot  air  ;  and,  though  the  eyes  were  wide 
open,  they  were  perfectly  motionless.  That,  and 
its  livid  colour,  made  it  horrible  ;  but  its  horror 
seemed  to  be  in  spite  of  the  face  and  beyond 
its  control,  rather  than  a  part  of  its  ow^n  expression. 

As  Scrooge  looked  fixedly  at  this  phenomenon, 
it  was  a  knocker  again. 

To  say  that  he  was  not  startled,  or  that  his 
blood  was  not  conscious  of  a  terrible  sensation  to 
which  it  had  been  a  stranger  fi'om  infancy,  would 
be  untrue.  But  he  put  his  hand  upon  the  key  he 
had  relinquished,  turned  it  sturdily,  walked  in,  and 
lighted  his  candle. 

He    did  pause,   with   a   moment's    irresolution, 

before  he  shut  the  door  ;  and  he  did  look  cautiously 

behind  it  first,  as  if  he  half  expected  to  be  terrified 

with  the  sight  of  Marley's  pigtail  sticking  out  into 

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MARLEY'S     GHOST 

the  hall.  But  there  was  nothing  on  the  back  of 
the  door,  except  the  screws  and  nuts  that  held  the 
knocker  on,  so  he  said,  "  Pooh,  pooh  !  "  and  closed 
it  with  a  bang. 

The  sound  resounded  through  the  house  like 
thunder.  Every  room  above,  and  every  cask  in 
the  wine-merchant's  cellars  below,  appeared  to 
have  a  separate  peal  of  echoes  of  its  own. 
Scrooge  was  not  a  man  to  be  frightened  by  echoes. 
He  fastened  the  door,  and  walked  across  the  hall, 
and  up  the  stairs ;  slowly,  too  ;  trimming  his  candle 
as  he  went. 

You  may  talk  vaguely  about  driving  a  coach - 
and-six  up  a  good  old  flight  of  stairs,  or  through  a 
bad  young  Act  of  Parliament ;  but  I  mean  to  say 
you  might  have  got  a  hearse  up  that  staircase,  and 
taken  it  broadwdse,  with  the  splinter-bar  towards 
the  wall  and  the  door  towards  the  balustrades  ;  and 
done  it  easy.  There  was  plenty  of  width  for  that, 
and  room  to  spare ;  which  is  perhaps  the  reason 
why  Scrooge  thought  he  saw  a  locomotive  hearse 
going  on  before  him  in  the  gloom.  Half  a  dozen 
gas-lamps  out  of  the  street  wouldn't  have  lighted 
the  entry  too  well,  so  you  may  suppose  that  it  was 
pretty  dark  with  Scrooge's  dip. 

Up  Scrooge  went,  not  caring  a  button  for  that. 

Darkness   is    cheap,    and    Scrooge    liked   it.     But 

before  he  shut  his  heavy  door,  he  walked  through 

his  rooms  to  see  that  all  was  right.     He  had  just 

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A     CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

enough  recollection  of  the  face  to  desire  to  do 
that. 

Sitting-room,  bedroom,  lumber-room.  All  as 
they  should  be.  Nobody  under  the  table,  nobody 
under  the  sofa  ;  a  small  fire  in  the  grate  ;  spoon  and 
basin  ready ;  and  the  little  saucepan  of  gruel 
(Scrooge  had  a  cold  in  his  head)  upon  the  hob. 
Nobody  under  the  bed ;  nobody  in  the  closet ; 
nobody  in  his  dressing-gown,  which  was  hanging 
up  in  a  suspicious  attitude  against  the  wall. 
Lumber-room  as  usual.  Old  fire-guard,  old  shoes, 
two  fish-baskets,  washing-stand  on  three  legs,  and 
a  poker. 

Quite  satisfied,  he  closed  his  door,  and  locked 
himself  in — double-locked  himself  in,  which  was 
not  his  custom.  Thus  secured  against  surprise,  he 
took  off  his  cravat ;  put  on  his  dressing-gown  and 
slippers,  and  his  night- cap ;  and  sat  down  before 
the  fire  to  take  his  gruel. 

It  was  a  very  low  fire  indeed  ;  nothing  on  such 
a  bitter  night.  He  was  obliged  to  sit  close  to  it, 
and  brood  over  it,  before  he  could  extract  the 
least  sensation  of  warmth  from  such  a  handful  of 
fuel.  The  fireplace  was  an  old  one,  built  by  some 
Dutch  merchant  long  ago,  and  paved  all  round 
with  quaint  Dutch  tiles,  designed  to  illustrate  the 
Scriptures.  There  were  Cains  and  Abels,  Pharaoh's 
daughters.  Queens  of  Sheba,  angelic  messengers 
descending  through  the  air  on  clouds  like  feather- 
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A     CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

beds,  Abrahams,  Belshazzars,  Apostles  putting  off 
to  sea  in  butter-boats,  hundreds  of  figures  to 
attract  his  thoughts  ;  and  yet  that  face  of  JNlarley, 
seven  years  dead,  came  hke  the  ancient  pro- 
phet's rod,  and  swallowed  up  the  whole.  If  each 
smooth  tile  had  been  a  blank  at  first,  with  power 
to  shape  some  picture  on  its  surface  from  the 
disjointed  fragment  of  his  thoughts,  there  would 
have  been  a  copy  of  old  Marley's  head  on  every 
one. 

"  Humbug  I "  said  Scrooge  ;  and  walked  across 
the  room. 

After  several  turns,  he  sat  down  again.  As  he 
threw  his  head  back  in  the  chair,  his  glance 
happened  to  rest  upon  a  bell,  a  disused  bell,  that 
hung  in  the  room,  and  communicated,  for  some 
purpose  now  forgotten,  with  a  chamber  in  the 
highest  storey  of  the  building.  It  was  with  great 
astonishment,  and  with  a  strange,  inexplicable 
dread,  that  as  he  looked  he  saw  this  bell  begin  to 
swing.  It  swung  so  softly  in  the  outset  that  it 
scarcely  made  a  sound ;  but  soon  it  rang  out 
loudly,  and  so  did  every  bell  in  the  house. 

This  might  have  lasted  half  a  minute,  or  a 
minute,  but  it  seemed  an  hour.  The  bells  ceased 
as  they  had  begun,  together.  They  were  succeeded 
by  a  clanking  noise,  deep  down  below ;  as  if  some 
person  were  dragging  a  heavy  chain  over  the  casks 
in  the  wine -merchant's  cellar.  Scrooge  then 
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MARLEY'S     GHOST 

remembered  to  have  heard  that  ghosts  in  haunted 
houses  were  described  as  dragging  chains. 

The  cellar  door  flew  open  with  a  booming  sound, 
and  then  he  heard  the  noise  much  louder,  on  the 
floors  below ;  then  coming  up  the  stairs ;  then 
coming  straight  towards  his  door. 

"  It's  humbug  still !  "  said  Scrooge.  "  1  won't 
believe  it." 

His  colour  changed,  though,  when,  without  a 
pause,  it  came  on  through  the  heavy  door,  and 
passed  into  the  room  before  his  eyes.  Upon  its 
coming  in,  the  dying  flame  leaped  up,  as  though 
it  cried,  "  I  know  him  !  Marley's  ghost !  "  and  fell 
again. 

The  same  face  :  the  very  same.  Marley  in  his 
pigtail,  usual  waistcoat,  tights,  and  boots ;  the 
tassels  on  the  latter  bristling,  like  his  pigtail,  and 
his  coat-skirts,  and  the  hair  upon  his  head.  The 
chain  he  drew  was  clasped  about  his  middle.  It 
was  long,  and  wound  about  him  like  a  tail ;  and  it 
was  made  (for  Scrooge  observed  it  closely)  of  cash- 
boxes,  keys,  padlocks,  ledgers,  deeds,  and  heavy 
purses  wrought  in  steel.  His  body  was  trans- 
parent ;  so  that  Scrooge,  observing  him,  and  look- 
ing through  his  waistcoat,  could  see  the  two 
buttons  on  his  coat  behind. 

Scrooge  had  often  heard  it  said  that  Marley 
had  no  bowels,  but  he  had  never  believed  it  until 
now. 

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A    CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

No,  nor  did  he  believe  it  even  now.  Though  he 
looked  tlie  phantom  through  and  through,  and  saw 
it  standing  before  him  ;  though  he  felt  tlie  chilling 
influence  of  its  death-cold  eyes :  and  marked  the 
very  texture  of  the  folded  kerchief  bound  about 
his  head  and  chin,  which  wrapper  he  had  not 
observed  before ;  he  was  still  incredulous,  and 
fought  afjainst  his  senses. 

"  How  now  ! "  said  Scrooge,  caustic  and  cold  as 
ever.     "  What  do  you  want  with  me  ? " 

"  JNluch  !  " — Marley's  voice,  no  doubt  about  it. 

"  Who  are  you  ?  " 

"  Ask  me  who  I  tvas." 

"  Who  were  you  then  ?  "  said  Scrooge,  raising 
his  voice.  "  You're  particular,  for  a  shade."  He 
was  going  to  say  "  to  a  shade,"  but  substituted  this, 
as  more  appropriate. 

*'  In  life  I  was  your  partner,  Jacob  JNlarley." 

"  Can  you — can  you  sit  down  ? "  asked  Scrooge, 
looking  doubtfully  at  him. 

"  I  can." 

"  Do  it,  then." 

Scrooge  asked  the  question,  because  he  didn't 
know  whether  a  ghost  so  transparent  might  find 
himself  in  a  condition  to  take  a  chair ;  and  felt 
that  in  the  event  of  its  being  impossible,  it  might 
involve  the  necessity  of  an  embarrassing  explana- 
tion. But  the  ghost  sat  down  on  the  opposite 
side  of  the  fireplace,  as  if  he  were  quite  used  to  it. 
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MARLEY'S     GHOST 

"  You  don't  believe  in  me,"  observed  the  ghost. 

"  I  don't,"  said  Scrooge. 

"  What  evidence  vv^ould  you  have  of  my  reahty 
beyond  that  of  your  senses  ?  " 

"  I  don't  know,"  said  Scrooge. 

"  Why  do  you  doubt  your  senses  ?  " 

"  Because,"  said  Scrooge,  "  a  httle  thing  affects 
them.  A  shght  disorder  of  the  stomach  makes 
them  cheats.  You  may  be  an  undigested  bit  of 
beef,  a  blot  of  mustard,  a  crumb  of  cheese,  a  frag- 
ment of  an  underdone  potato.  There's  more  of 
gravy  than  of  grave  about  you,  whatever  you 
are  ! 

Scrooge  was  not  much  in  the  habit  of  cracking 
jokes,  nor  did  he  feel,  in  his  heart,  by  any  means 
waggish  then.  The  truth  is,  that  he  tried  to  be 
smart,  as  a  means  of  distracting  his  own  attention, 
and  keeping  down  his  terror ;  for  the  spectre's 
voice  disturbed  the  very  marrow  in  his  bones. 

To  sit,  staring  at  those  fixed  glazed  eyes,  in 
silence  for  a  moment,  would  play,  Scrooge  felt,  the 
very  deuce  with  him.  There  was  something  very 
awful,  too,  in  the  spectre's  being  provided  with  an 
infernal  atmosphere  of  its  own.  Scrooge  could 
not  feel  it  himself,  but  this  was  clearly  the  case  ; 
for  though  the  ghost  sat  perfectly  motionless,  its 
hair,  its  skirts,  and  tassels  were  still  agitated  as  by 
the  hot  vapour  from  an  oven. 

"  You  see  this  toothpick  ?  "  said  Scrooge,  return- 

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A    CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

ing  quickly  to  the  charge,  for  the  reason  just 
assigned  ;  and  wishing,  though  it  were  only  for 
a  second,  to  divert  the  vision's  stony  gaze  from 
himself. 

"  I  do,"  replied  the  ghost. 

"  You  are  not  looking  at  it,"  said  Scrooge. 

"  But  I  see  it,"  said  the  ghost,  "  notwithstand- 
ing." 

*'  Well ! "  returned  Scrooge,  "  I  have  but  to 
swallow  this,  and  be  for  the  rest  of  my  days  per- 
secuted by  a  legion  of  goblins,  all  of  my  own 
creation.     Humbug,  I  tell  you — humbug  !  " 

At  this  the  spirit  raised  a  frightful  cry,  and 
shook  its  chain  with  such  a  dismal  and  appalling 
noise,  that  Scrooge  held  on  tight  to  his  chair,  to 
save  himself  from  falling  in  a  swoon.  But  how 
much  greater  was  his  horror,  when  the  phantom 
taking  off  the  bandage  round  its  head,  as  if  it  were 
too  warm  to  wear  indoors,  its  lower  jaw  dropped 
down  upon  its  breast ! 

Scrooge  fell  upon  his  knees,  and  clasped  his 
hand  before  his  face. 

"  Mercy ! "  he  said.  "  Dreadful  apparition,  why 
do  you  trouble  me  ?  " 

"  Man  of  the  worldly  mind,"  replied  the  ghost, 
"  do  you  believe  in  me  or  not  ?  " 

"  I   do,"   said   Scrooge.      "  1   must.      But   why 
do  spirits  walk  the  earth,  and  why  do  they  come 
to  me  ? " 
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MARLEY'S     GHOST 

"  It  is  required  of  every  man,"  the  ghost  re- 
turned, "  that  the  spirit  within  him  should  walk 
abroad  among  his  fellow-men,  and  travel  far  and 
wide  ;  and  if  that  spirit  goes  not  forth  in  life,  it  is 
condemned  to  do  so  after  death.  It  is  doomed  to 
wander  through  the  world — oh,  woe  is  me ! — and 
witness  what  it  cannot  share,  but  might  have 
shared  on  earth,  and  turned  to  happiness  ! " 

Again  the  spectre  raised  a  cry,  and  shook  its 
chain  and  wrung  its  shadowy  hands. 

"You  are  fettered,"  said  Scrooge,  trembling. 
"  Tell  me  why  ! " 

'*  I  wear  the  chain  I  forged  in  life,"  replied  the 
ghost.  "  I  made  it  link  by  Hnk,  and  yard  by  yard  ; 
1  girded  it  on  of  my  own  free  will,  and  of  my 
own  free  will  I  wore  it.  Is  its  pattern  strange  to 
you  i 

Scrooge  trembled  more  and  more. 

"  Or  would  you  know,"  pursued  the  ghost,  "  the 
weight  and  length  of  the  strong  coil  you  bear 
yourself  ?  It  was  full  as  hea\y  and  long  as  this, 
seven  Christmas  Eves  ago.  You  have  laboured  on 
it,  since.     It  is  a  ponderous  chain  !  " 

Scrooge  glanced  about  him  on  the  floor,  in  the 
expectation  of  finding  himself  surrounded  by  some 
fifty  or  sixty  fathoms  of  iron  cable :  but  he  could 
see  nothing. 

"  Jacob,"  he  said  imploringly.    "  Old  Jacob  Mar- 
ley,  tell  me  more.     Speak  comfort  to  me,  Jacob  ! 
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A     CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

"  I  have  none  to  give,"  the  ghost  replied.  "  It 
comes  from  other  regions,  Ebenezer  Scrooge,  and 
is  conveyed  by  other  ministers,  to  other  kinds  of 
men.  Nor  can  I  tell  you  what  I  would.  A  very 
little  more,  is  all  permitted  to  me.  I  cannot  rest, 
I  cannot  stay,  I  cannot  linger  anywhere.  My 
spirit  never  walked  beyond  our  counting-house — 
mark  me ! — in  life  my  spirit  never  roved  beyond 
the  narrow  limits  of  our  money-changing  hole  ;  and 
weary  journeys  lie  before  me  !  " 

It  was  a  habit  with  Scrooge,  whenever  he  be- 
came thoughtful,  to  put  his  hand  in  his  breeches 
pockets.  Pondering  on  what  the  ghost  had  said, 
he  did  so  now,  but  without  lifting  up  his  eyes,  or 
getting  off  his  knees. 

"  You  must  have  been  very  slow  about  it, 
Jacob,"  Scrooge  observed,  in  a  business-like 
manner,  though  with  humility  and  deference. 

"  Slow  ! "  the  ghost  repeated. 

"  Seven  years  dead,"  mused  Scrooge.  "  And 
travelling  all  the  time  ? " 

"  The  whole  time,"  said  the  ghost.  "  No  rest, 
no  peace.     Incessant  torture  of  remorse." 

*'  You  travel  fast  ? "  said  Scrooge. 

"  On  the  wings  of  the  wind,"  replied  the  ghost. 

"  You  might  have  got  over  a  great  quantity  of 
ground  in  seven  years,"  said  Scrooge. 

The  ghost,  on  hearing  this  set  up  another  cry, 
and  clanked  its  chain  so  hideously  in  the  dead 
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of   the   night,   that   the   ward   would   have   been 
justified  in  indicting  it  for  a  nuisance. 

"  Oh !  captive,  bound,  and  double-ironed," 
cried  the  phantom,  "not  to  know,  that  ages  of 
incessant  labour,  by  immortal  creatures,  for  this 
earth  must  pass  into  eternity  before  the  good  of 
which  it  is  susceptible  is  all  developed.  Not  to 
know  that  any  Christian  spirit  working  kindly  in 
its  little  sphere,  whatever  it  may  be,  will  find  its 
mortal  life  too  short  for  its  vast  means  of  useful- 
ness. Not  to  know  that  no  space  of  regret  can 
make  amends  for  one  life's  opportunities  misused  ! 
Yet  such  was  I  !  Oh  !  such  was  I ! " 

"  But  you  were  always  a  good  man  of  business, 
Jacob,"  faltered  Scrooge,  who  now  began  to  apply 
this  to  himself. 

"  Business  !  "  cried  the  ghost,  wringing  its  hands 
again.  "Mankind  was  my  business.  The 
common  welfare  was  my  business  ;  charity,  mercy, 
forbearance,  and  benevolence,  were,  all,  my 
business.  The  dealings  of  my  trade  were  but  a 
drop  of  water  in  the  comprehensive  ocean  of  my 
business ! " 

It  held  up  its  chain  at  arm's  length,  as  if  that 
were  the  cause  of  all  its  unavailing  grief,  and  flung 
it  heavily  upon  the  ground  again. 

"  At  this  time  of  the  rolling  year,"  the  spectre 
said,  "  I  suffer  most.  Why  did  I  walk  through 
crowds  of  fellow-beings  with  my  eyes  turned  down 

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and  never  raise  them  to  that  blessed  Star  which 
led  the  Wise  JMen  to  a  poor  abode  ?  Were  there 
no  poor  homes  to  which  its  light  would  have 
conducted  me  ? " 

Scrooge  was  very  much  dismayed  to  hear  the 
spectre  going  on  at  this  rate,  and  began  to  quake 
exceedingly. 

"  Hear  me ! "  cried  the  ghost.  "  My  time  is 
nearly  gone." 

"  I  will,"  said  Scrooge.  "  But  don't  be  hard 
upon  me !     Don't  be  flowery,  Jacob  !     Pray  !  " 

"  How  it  is  that  I  appear  before  you  in  a  shape 
that  you  can  see,  I  may  not  tell  I  have  sat 
invisible  beside  you  many  and  many  a  day." 

It  was  not  an  agreeable  idea.  Scrooge  shivered, 
and  w4ped  the  perspiration  from  his  brow. 

"  That  is  no  light  part  of  my  penance,"  pursued 
the  ghost.  "  I  am  here  to-night  to  warn  you,  that 
you  have  yet  a  chance  and  hope  of  escaping  my 
fate.  A  chance  and  hope  of  my  procuring, 
Ebenezer." 

"You  were  always  a  good  friend  to  me,"  said 
Scrooge.     "  Thank'ee  !  " 

"  You  will  be  haunted,"  resumed  the  ghost,  "  by 
three  spirits." 

Scrooge's  countenance  fell  almost  as  low  as  the 
ghost's  had  done. 

"  Is  that  the  chance  and  hope  you  mentioned, 
Jacob  ? "  he  demanded,  in  a  faltering  voice. 
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« It  is." 

"  I — I  think  I'd  rather  not,"  said  Scrooge. 

"  Without  their  visits,"  said  the  ghost,  "  you 
cannot  hope  to  shun  the  path  I  tread.  Expect 
the  first  to-morrow,  when  the  bell  tolls  one." 

"  Couldn't  I  take  'em  all  at  once,  and  have  it 
over,  Jacob  ?  "  hinted  Scrooge. 

"Expect  the  second  on  the  next  night  at  the 
same  hour.  The  third  upon  the  next  night  when 
the  last  stroke  of  twelve  has  ceased  to  vibrate. 
Look  to  see  me  no  more  ;  and  look  that,  for  your 
own  sake,  you  remember  what  has  passed  between 
us ! 

When  it  had  said  these  words,  the  spectre  took 
its  wrapper  from  the  table,  and  bound  it  round  its 
head,  as  before.  Scrooge  knew  this,  by  the  smart 
soand  its  teeth  made,  when  the  jaws  were  brought 
together  by  the  bandage.  He  ventured  to  raise 
his  eyes  again,  and  found  his  supernatural  visitor 
confronting  him  in  an  erect  attitude,  with  its  chain 
wound  over  and  about  its  arm. 

The  apparition  walked  backward  from  him  ;  and 
at  every  step  it  took,  the  window  raised  itself  a 
little,  so  that  when  the  spectre  reached  it,  it  was 
wide  open.  It  beckoned  Scrooge  to  approach, 
which  he  did.  When  they  were  within  two  paces 
of  each  other,  Marley's  ghost  held  up  its  hand, 
warning  him  to  come  no  nearer.     Scrooge  stopped. 

Not  so  much  in  obedience,  as  in  surprise  and 

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fear  ;  for  on  the  raising  of  the  hand,  he  became 
sensible  of  confused  noises  in  the  air ;  incoherent 
sounds  of  lamentation  and  regret ;  wailings  in- 
expressibly sorrowful  and  self-accusatory.  The 
spectre,  after  listening  for  a  moment,  joined  in  the 
mournful  dirge ;  and  floated  out  upon  the  bleak, 
dark  night. 

Scrooge  followed  to  the  window :  desperate  in 
his  curiosity.     He  looked  out. 

The  air  was  filled  with  phantoms,  wandering 
hither  and  thither  in  restless  haste,  and  moaning  as 
they  went.  Every  one  of  them  wore  chains  like 
Marley's  ghost ;  some  few  (they  might  be  guilty 
governments)  were  linked  together ;  none  were 
free.  Many  had  been  personally  known  to 
Scrooge  in  their  lives.  He  had  been  quite  familiar 
with  one  old  ghost,  in  a  white  waistcoat,  with  a 
monstrous  iron  safe  attached  to  its  ankle,  who 
cried  piteously  at  being  unable  to  assist  a  wretched 
woman  with  an  infant,  whom  it  saw  below,  upon  a 
doorstep.  The  misery  with  them  all  was,  clearly, 
that  they  sought  to  interfere,  for  good,  in  human 
matters,  and  had  lost  the  power  for  ever. 

Whether  these  creatures  faded  into  mist,  or  mist 
enshrouded  them,  he  could  not  tell.  But  they  and 
their  spirit  voices  faded  together ;  and  the  night 
became  as  it  had  been  when  he  walked  home. 

Scrooge  closed  the  window,  and  examined  the 
door  by  which  the  ghost  had  entered.  It  was 
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double-locked,  as  he  had  locked  it  with  his  own 
hands,  and  the  bolts  were  undisturbed.  He  tried 
to  say  "  Humbug ! "  but  stopped  at  the  first 
syllable.  And  being,  from  the  emotion  he  had 
undergone,  or  the  fatigues  of  the  day,  or  his  glimpse 
of  the  invisible  world,  or  the  dull  conversation  of 
the  ghost,  or  the  lateness  of  the  hour,  much  in 
need  of  repose,  went  straight  to  bed,  without 
undressing,  and  fell  asleep  upon  the  instant. 


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THE  FIRST   OF   THE  THREE  SPIRITS 


When  Scrooge  awoke,  it  was  so  dark,  that, 
looking  out  of  bed,  he  could  scarcely  distinguish 
the  transparent  window  from  the  opaque  walls  of 
his  chamber.  He  was  endeavouring  to  pierce  the 
darkness  with  his  ferret  eyes,  when  the  chimes  of  a 
neighbouring  church  struck  the  four  quarters.  So 
he  listened  for  the  hour. 

To  his  great  astonishment  the  heavy  bell  went 
on  from  six  to  seven,  and  from  seven  to  eight,  and 
regularly  up  to  twelve  ;  then  stopped.  Twelve ! 
it  was  past  two  when  he  went  to  bed.  The  clock 
was  wrong.  An  icicle  must  have  got  into  the 
works.     Twelve ! 

He  touched  the  spring  of  his  repeater,  to  correct 
this  most  preposterous  clock.  Its  rapid  little  pulse 
beat  twelve  ;  and  stopped. 

"  Why,  it  isn't  possible,"  said  Scrooge,  "  that  I 
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can  have  slept  through  a  whole  day  and  far  into 
another  night.  It  isn't  possible  that  anything 
has  happened  to  the  sun,  and  this  is  twelve  at 
noon !  " 

The  idea  being  an  alarming  one,  he  scrambled 
out  of  bed,  and  groped  his  way  to  the  window. 
He  was  obliged  to  rub  the  frost  off  with  the  sleeve 
of  his  dressing-gown  before  he  could  see  anything  ; 
and  could  see  very  little  then.  All  he  could  make 
out  was,  that  it  was  still  very  foggy  and  extremely 
cold,  and  that  there  was  no  noise  of  people  running 
to  and  fro,  and  making  a  great  stir,  as  there 
unquestionably  would  have  been  if  night  had 
beaten  off  bright  day,  and  taken  possession  of  the 
world.  This  was  a  great  relief,  because  "  three 
days  after  sight  of  this  first  of  exchange  pay  to 
Mr.  Ebenezer  Scrooge  or  his  order,"  and  so  forth, 
would  have  become  a  mere  United  States'  security 
if  there  were  no  days  to  count  by. 

Scrooge  went  to  bed  again,  and  thought,  and 
thought,  and  thought  it  over  and  over  and  over, 
and  could  make  nothing  of  it.  The  more  he 
thought  the  more  perplexed  he  was ;  and  the 
more  he  endeavoured  not  to  think,  the  more  he 
thought. 

JNlarley's  ghost  bothered  him  exceedingly.     Every 

time    he    resolved    within    himself,  after   mature 

inquiry,  that   it   was   all  a  dream,   his  mind  flew 

back  again,  like  a  strong  spring  released,  to  its 

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first  position,  and  presented  tlie  same  problem  to 
be  worked  all  through,  "  Was  it  a  dream  or  not  ? " 

Scrooge  lay  in  this  state  until  the  chime  had 
gone  three  quarters  more,  when  he  remembered, 
on  a  sudden,  that  the  ghost  had  warned  him  of  a 
visitation  when  the  bell  tolled  one.  He  resolv^ed 
to  lie  awake  until  the  hour  was  passed ;  and,  con- 
sidering that  he  could  no  more  go  to  sleep  than  go 
to  heaven,  this  was  perhaps  the  wisest  resolution 
in  his  power. 

The  quarter  was  so  long,  that  he  was  more  than 
once  convinced  he  must  have  sunk  into  a  doze 
unconsciously,  and  missed  the  clock.  At  length 
it  broke  upon  his  listening  ear. 

"  Ding,  dong !  "  . 

**  A  quarter  past,"  said  Scrooge,  counting. 

"  Ding,  dong  !  " 

*'  Half-past !  "  said  Scrooge. 

*'  Ding,  dong  !  " 

*'  A  quarter  to  it,"  said  Scrooge. 

"  Ding,  dong  !  " 

"  The  hour  itself,"  said  Scrooge  triumphantly, 
"  aiad  nothing  else  ! 

He  spoke  before  the  hour  bell  sounded,  which  it 
now  did  with  a  deep,  dull,  hollow,  melancholy 
ONE.  Light  flashed  up  in  the  room  upon  the 
instant,  and  the  curtains  of  his  bed  were  drawn. 

The  curtains  of  his  bed  were  drawn  aside,  I  tell 
you,  by  a  hand.  Not  the  curtains  at  his  feet,  nor 
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the  curtains  at  his  back,  but  those  to  which  his 
face  was  addressed.  The  curtains  of  his  bed  were 
drawn  aside ;  and  Scrooge,  starting  up  into  a  half- 
recumbent  attitude,  found  himself  face  to  face 
with  the  unearthly  visitor,  who  drew  them :  as 
close  to  it  as  I  am  now  to  you,  and  1  am  standing 
in  the  spirit  at  your  elbow. 

It  was  a  strange  figure — like  a  child  :  yet  not  so 
like  a  child  as  like  an  old  man,  viewed  through 
some  supernatural  medium  which  gave  him  the 
appearance  of  having  receded  from  the  view,  and 
being  diminished  to  a  child's  proportions.  Its 
hair,  which  hung  about  its  neck  and  down  its  back, 
was  white  as  if  with  age  ;  and  yet  the  face  had  not 
a  wrinkle  in  it,  and  the  tenderest  bloom  was  on  the 
skin.  The  arms  were  very  long  and  muscular  ; 
the  hands  the  same,  as  if  its  hold  were  of  un- 
common strength.  Its  legs  and  feet,  most 
dehcately  formed,  were,  like  those  upper  members, 
bare.  It  wore  a  tunic  of  the  purest  white  ;  and 
round  its  waist  was  bound  a  lustrous  belt,  the 
sheen  of  which  was  beautiful.  It  held  a  branch 
of  fresh  green  holly  in  its  hai<  i  ;  and,  in  singular 
contradiction  of  that  wintry  emblem,  had  its  dress 
trimmed  with  summer  flowers.  But  the  strangest 
thing  about  it  was,  that  from  the  crown  of  its 
head  there  sprang  a  bright,  clear  jet  of  light,  by 
which  all  this  was  visible  ;  and  which  was  doubt- 
less   the    occasion     of    its     using,    in    its    duller 

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moments,  a  great  extinguisher  for  a  cap,  which 
it  now  held  under  its  arm. 

Even  this,  though,  when  Scrooge  looked  at  it 
with  increasing  steadiness,  was  not  its  strangest 
quality.  For  as  its  belt  sparkled  and  glittered  now 
in  one  part  and  now  in  another,  and  what  was 
light  one  instant,  at  another  time  was  dark,  so  the 
figure  itself  fluctuated  in  its  distinctness  ;  now  being 
a  thing  with  one  arm,  now  with  one  leg,  now  with 
twenty  legs,  now  a  pair  of  legs  without  a  head, 
now  a  head  without  a  body ;  of  which  dissolving 
parts,  no  outline  would  be  visible  in  the  dense 
gloom  wherein  they  melted  away.  And  in  the 
very  wonder  of  this,  it  would  be  itself  again ; 
distinct  and  clear  as  ever. 

"Are  you  the  spirit,  sir,  whose  coming  was 
foretold  to  me?  "  asked  Scrooge. 

"  I  am  !  " 

The  voice  was  soft  and  gentle.  Singularly  low, 
as  if,  instead  of  being  so  close  beside  him,  it  were 
at  a  distance. 

"  Who,  and  what  are  you  ? "  Scrooge  de- 
manded. 

"  I  am  the  Ghost  of  Christmas  Past." 

"  Long  past  ?  "  inquired  Scrooge,  observant  of  his 
dwarfish  stature. 

"No.     Your  past." 

Perhaps  Scrooge  could  not  have  told  anybody 
why,  if  anybody  could  have  asked  him,  but  he  had 
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a  special  desire  to  see  the  spirit  in  his  cap  ;  and 
begged  him  to  be  covered. 

"What!"  exclaimed  the  ghost,  "would  you 
so  soon  put  out,  with  worldly  hands,  the  light  I 
give  ?  Is  it  not  enough  that  you  are  one  of  those 
whose  passions  made  this  cap,  and  force  me 
through  whole  trains  of  years  to  wear  it  low  upon 
my  brow  ?  " 

Scrooge  reverently  disclaimed  all  intention  to 
offend,  or  any  knowledge  of  having  wilfully 
"  bonneted  "  the  spirit  at  any  period  of  his  life. 
He  then  made  bold  to  inquire  what  business 
brought  him  there. 

"  Your  welfare  !  "  said  the  ghost. 

Scrooge  expressed  himself  much  obliged,  but 
could  not  help  thinking  that  a  night  of  unbroken 
rest  would  have  been  more  conducive  to  that  end. 
The  spirit  must  have  heard  him  thinking,  for  it 
said  immediately — 

"  Your  reclamation,  then.     Take  heed  !  " 

It  put  out  its  strong  hand  as  it  spoke,  and 
clasped  him  gently  by  the  arm. 

"  Rise  !  and  walk  with  me  !  " 

It  would  have  been  in  vain  for  Scrooge  to  plead 
that  the  weather  and  the  hour  were  not  adapted  to 
pedestrian  purposes ;  that  bed  was  warm,  and  the 
thermometer  a  long  way  below  freezing ;  that  he 
was  clad  but  lightly  in  his  slippers,  dressing-gown, 
and  nightcap  ;  and  that  he  had  a  cold  upon  him  at 

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that  time.  The  grasp,  though  gentle  as  a  woman's 
hand,  was  not  to  be  resisted.  He  rose ;  but  finding 
that  the  spirit  made  towards  the  window,  clasped 
its  robe  in  supplication. 

"  I  am  a  mortal,"  Scrooge  remonstrated,  "  and 
liable  to  fall." 

"  Bear  but  a  touch  of  my  hand  thcre^  said  the 
spirit,  laying  it  upon  his  heart,  "  and  you  shall  be 
upheld  in  more  than  this  ! " 

As  the  words  were  spoken,  they  passed  through 
the  wall,  and  stood  upon  an  open  country  road, 
with  fields  on  either  hand.  The  city  had  entirely 
vanished.  Not  a  vestige  of  it  was  to  be  seen. 
The  darkness  and  the  mist  had  vanished  with  it, 
for  it  was  a  clear,  cold,  winter  day,  with  snow  upon 
the  ground. 

"  Good  Heaven ! "  said  Scrooge,  clasping  his 
hands  together,  as  he  looked  about  him.  "  I  was 
bred  in  this  place.     I  was  a  boy  here  ! " 

The  spirit  gazed  upon  him  mildly.  Its  gentle 
touch,  though  it  had  been  light  and  instantaneous, 
appeared  still  present  to  the  old  man's  sense  of 
feeling.  He  was  conscious  of  a  thousand  odours 
floating  in  the  air,  each  one  connected  with  a 
thousand  thoughts,  and  hopes,  and  joys,  and  cares 
long,  long  forgotten  ! 

"  Your  lip  is  trembling,"  said  the  ghost.  "  And 
what  is  that  upon  your  cheek  ?  " 

Scrooge  muttered,  with  an  unusual  catching  in 
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his  voice,  that  it  was  a  pimple  ;  and  begged  the 
ghost  to  lead  him  where  he  would. 

"  You  recollect  the  way  ?  "  inquired  the  spirit. 

"  Remember  it ! "  cried  Scrooge,  with  fervour  ; 
*'  I  could  walk  it  blindfold." 

"  Strange  to  have  forgotten  it  for  so  many 
years  !  "  observed  the  ghost.     "  I^et  us  go  on." 

They  walked  along  the  road — Scrooge  recognis- 
ing every  gate,  and  post,  and  tree — until  a  little 
market-town  appeared  in  the  distance,  with  its 
bridge,  its  church,  and  winding  river.  Some 
shaggy  ponies  now  were  seen  trotting  towards 
them  with  boys  upon  their  backs,  who  called  to 
other  boys  in  country  gigs  and  carts,  driven  by 
farmers.  All  these  boys  were  in  great  spirits,  and 
shouted  to  each  other,  until  the  broad  fields  were 
so  full  of  merry  music,  that  the  crisp  air  laughed  to 
hear  it. 

"  These  are  but  shadows  of  the  things  that  have 
been,"  said  the  ghost.  "  They  have  no  con- 
sciousness of  us." 

The  jocund  travellers  came  on ;  and  as  they 
came,  Scrooge  knew  and  named  them  every  one. 
Why  was  he  rejoiced  beyond  all  bounds  to  see 
them?  Why  did  his  cold  eye  glisten,  and  his 
heart  leap  up  as  they  went  past?  Why  was  he 
filled  with  gladness  when  he  heard  them  give  each 
other  Merry  Christmas,  as  they  parted  at  cross- 
roads and  byways,  for  their  several  homes  ?     What 

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was  JNIerry  Christmas  to  Scrooge  ?  Out  upon 
Merry  Christmas  !  What  good  had  it  ever  done 
to  him  ? 

"  The  school  is  not  quite  deserted,"  said  the 
ghost.  "  A  sohtary  child,  neglected  by  his  friends, 
is  left  there  still." 

Scrooge  said  he  knew  it.     And  he  sobbed. 

They  left  the  high  road,  by  a  well-remembered 
lane,  and  soon  approached  a  mansion  of  dull  red 
brick,  with  a  little  weather-cock-surmounted  cupola 
on  the  roof,  and  a  bell  hanging  in  it.  It  was  a 
large  house,  but  one  of  broken  fortunes ;  for  the 
spacious  offices  were  little  used,  their  walls  were 
damp  and  mossy,  their  windows  broken,  and  their 
gates  decayed.  Fowls  clucked  and  strutted  in  the 
stables  ;  and  the  coach-houses  and  sheds  were  over- 
run with  grass.  Nor  was  it  more  retentive  of  its 
ancient  state,  within  ;  for  entering  the  dreary  hall, 
and  glancing  through  the  open  doors  of  many 
rooms,  they  found  them  poorly  furnished,  cold  and 
vast.  There  was  an  earthy  savour  in  the  air,  a 
hilly  bareness  in  the  place,  which  associated  itself 
somehow  with  too  much  getting  up  by  candle- 
light, and  not  too  much  to  eat. 

They  went,  the  ghost  and  Scrooge,  across  the 
hall,  to  a  door  at  the  back  of  the  house.  It  opened 
before  them,  and  disclosed  a  long,  bare,  melancholy 
room,  made  barer  still  by  lines  of  plain  deal  forms 
and  desks.  At  one  of  these  a  lonely  boy  was 
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reading  near  a  feeble  fire ;  and  Scrooge  sat  down 
upon  a  form,  and  wept  to  see  his  poor  forgotten 
self  as  he  had  used  to  be. 

Not  a  latent  echo  in  the  house,  not  a  squeak 
and  scuffle  from  the  mice  behind  the  panelling, 
not  a  drip  from  the  half-thawed  water-spout  in  the 
dull  yard  behind,  not  a  sigh  among  the  leafless 
boughs  of  one  despondent  poplar,  not  the  idle 
swinging  of  an  empty  storehouse  door,  no,  not  a 
clicking  in  the  fire,  but  fell  upon  the  heart  of 
Scrooge  with  softening  influence,  and  gave  a  freer 
passage  to  his  tears. 

The  spirit  touched  him  on  the  arm,  and  pointed 
to  his  younger  self,  intent  upon  his  reading. 
Suddenly  a  man,  in  foreign  garments — wonder- 
fully real  and  distinct  to  look  at — stood  outside 
the  window,  with  an  axe  stuck  in  his  belt,  and 
leading  by  the  bridle  an  ass  laden  with  wood. 

"  Why,  it's  Ali  Baba  ! "  Scrooge  exclaimed  in 
ecstasy.  "  It's  dear  old  honest  Ali  Baba  !  Yes, 
yes,  I  know  !  One  Christmas  time,  when  yonder 
solitary  child  was  left  here  all  alone,  he  did  come, 
for  the  first  time,  just  Hke  that.  Poor  boy  !  And 
Valentine,"  said  Scrooge,  "and  his  wild  brother 
Orson  ;  there  they  go  !  And  what's  his  name,  who 
was  put  down  in  his  drawers,  asleep,  at  the  gate  of 
Damascus  ;  don't  you  see  him  ?  And  the  Sultan's 
Groom  turned  upside-down  by  the  Genii ;  there  he 
is  upon  his  head  !  Serve  him  right !  I'm  glad  of 
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it.     What  business  had  Jic  to  be  married   to  the 
Princess  ? " 

To  hear  Scrooge  expending  all  the  earnestness 
of  his  nature  on  such  subjects,  in  a  most  extra- 
ordinary voice  between  laughing  and  crying,  and 
to  see  his  heightened  and  excited  face,  would  have 
been  a  surprise  to  his  business  friends  in  the  city, 
indeed. 

"  There's  the  parrot,"  cried  Scrooge.  "  Green 
body  and  yellow  tail,  with  a  thing  like  a  lettuce 
growing  out  of  the  top  of  his  head  ;  there  he  is  ! 
Poor  Robin  Crusoe,  he  called  him,  when  he  came 
home  again  after  sailing  round  the  island.  '  Poor 
Robin  Crusoe,  where  have  you  been,  Robin 
Crusoe  ? '  The  man  thought  he  was  dreaming, 
but  he  wasn't.  It  was  the  parrot,  you  know. 
There  goes  Friday,  running  for  his  life  to  the  little 
creek !     Hollo  !  Hoop  !  Hollo  !  " 

Then,  with  a  rapidity  of  transition  very  foreign 
to  his  usual  character,  he  said,  in  pity  for  his 
former  self,  "  Poor  boy !  "  and  cried  again. 

"  I  wish,"  Scrooge  muttered,  putting  his  hand  in 
his  pocket,  and  looking  about  him,  after  drying  his 
eyes  with  his  cufF — "  but  it's  too  late  now." 

"  What  is  the  matter  ?  "  asked  the  spirit. 

"  Nothing,"   said    Scrooge.      "  Nothing.     There 
was  a  boy  singing  a  Christmas  carol  at  my  door 
last  night.     I  should  like  to  have  given  him  some- 
thing ;  that's  all." 
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The  ghost  smiled  thoughtfully,  and  waved  its 
hand,  saying  as  it  did  so,  "  Let  us  see  another 
Christmas  !  " 

Scrooge's  former  self  grew  large  at  the  words, 
and  the  room  became  a  little  darker  and  more 
dirty.  The  panels  shrank,  the  windows  cracked  ; 
fragments  of  plaster  fell  out  of  the  ceiling,  and  the 
naked  laths  were  shown  instead  ;  but  how  all  this 
was  brought  about,  Scrooge  knew  no  more  than 
you  do.  He  only  knew  that  it  was  quite  correct ; 
that  everjrthing  had  happened  so ;  that  there  he 
was,  alone  again,  when  all  the  other  boys  had  gone 
home  for  the  jolly  holidays. 

He  was  not  reading  now,  but  walking  up  and 
down  despairingly.  Scrooge  looked  at  the  ghost, 
and  with  a  mournful  shaking  of  his  head,  glanced 
anxiously  towards  the  door. 

It  opened  ;  and  a  little  girl,  much  younger  than 
the  boy,  came  darting  in,  and  putting  her  arms 
about  his  neck,  and  often  kissing  him,  addressed 
him  as  her  "  Dear,  dear  brother." 

"  I  have  come  to  bring  you  home,  dear  brother!" 
said  the  child,  clapping  her  tiny  hands,  and  bending 
down  to  laugh.  "  To  bring  you  home,  home, 
home ! " 

"  Home,  little  Fan  ?  "  returned  the  boy. 

"  Yes  ! "  said  the  child,  brimful  of  glee.  "  Home, 
for  good  and  all.  Home,  for  ever  and  ever. 
Father  is  so  much  kinder  than  he  used  to  be,  that 

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home's  like  heaven !  He  spoke  so  gently  to  me 
one  dear  night  when  I  was  going  to  bed,  that  I 
was  not  afraid  to  ask  him  once  more  if  you  might 
come  home  ;  and  he  said  Yes,  you  should  ;  and 
sent  me  in  a  coach  to  bring  you.  And  you're  to 
be  a  man  ! "  said  the  child,  opening  her  eyes,  "  and 
are  never  to  come  back  here  ;  but  first,  we're  to  be 
together  all  the  Christmas  long,  and  have  the 
merriest  time  in  all  the  world." 

"  You  are  quite  a  woman,  little  Fan ! "  ex- 
claimed the  boy. 

She  clapped  her  hands  and  laughed,  and  tried  to 
touch  his  head  ;  but  being  too  little,  laughed  again, 
and  stood  on  tiptoe  to  embrace  him.  Then  she 
began  to  drag  him,  in  her  childish  eagerness,  to- 
wards the  door  ;  and  he,  nothing  loth  to  go,  accom- 
panied her. 

A  terrible  voice  in  the  hall  cried,  "  Bring  down 
Master  Scrooge's  box,  there ! "  and  in  the  hall 
appeared  the  schoolmaster  himself,  who  glared  on 
Master  Scrooge  with  a  ferocious  condescension,  and 
threw  him  into  a  dreadful  state  of  mind  by  shaking 
hands  with  him.  He  then  conveyed  him  and  his 
sister  into  the  veriest  old  well  of  a  shivering  best- 
parlour  that  ever  was  seen,  where  the  maps  upon 
the  wall,  and  the  celestial  and  terrestrial  globes  in 
the  windows,  were  waxy  with  cold.  Here  he  pro- 
duced  a  decanter  of  curiously  light  wine,  and  a 
block  of  curiously  hea\y  cake,  and  administered 
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instalments  of  those  dainties  to  the  young  people  ; 
at  the  same  time,  sending  out  a  negro  servant  to 
offer  a  glass  of  "  something  "  to  the  postboy,  who 
answered  that  he  thanked  the  gentleman,  but  if  it 
was  the  same  tap  as  he  had  tasted  before,  he  had 
rather  not.  Master  Scrooge's  trunk  being  by  this 
time  tied  on  to  the  top  of  the  chaise,  the  children 
bade  the  schoolmaster  good-bye  right  willingly  ; 
and  getting  into  it  drove  gaily  down  the  garden 
sweep :  the  quick  wheels  dashing  the  hoar-frost 
and  snow  from  off  the  dark  leaves  of  the  evergreens 
like  spray. 

"  Always  a  delicate  creature,  whom  a  breath 
might  have  withered,"  said  the  ghost.  "  But  she 
had  a  large  heart !  " 

"  So  she  had,"  cried  Scrooge.  "  You're  right 
I  will  not  gainsay  it,  spirit.     God  forbid  !  " 

"  She  died  a  woman,"  said  the  ghost,  "  and  had 
as  I  think,  children." 

"  One  child,"  Scrooge  returned. 

"  True,"  said  the  ghost.     "  Your  nephew  I  " 

Scrooge  seemed  uneasy  in  his  mind ;  and  an 
swered  briefly,  "  Yes." 

Although  they  had  but  that  moment  left  the 
school  behind  them,  they  were  now  in  the  busy 
thoroughfares  of  a  city,  where  shadowy  passengers 
passed  and  repassed ;  where  shadowy  carts  and 
coaches  battled  for  the  way,  and  all  the  strife  and 
tumult  of  a  real  city  were.     It  was  made   plain 

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enough,  by  the  dressing  of  the  shops,  that  here  too 
it  was  Christmas  time  again  ;  but  it  was  evening, 
and  the  streets  were  lighted  up. 

The  ghost  stopped  at  a  certain  warehouse  door, 
and  asked  Scrooge  if  he  knew  it. 

"  Know  it  I "  said  Scrooge.  "  Was  I  apprenticed 
here  !  " 

They  went  in.  At  sight  of  an  old  gentleman  in 
a  Welsh  wig,  sitting  behind  such  a  high  desk,  that 
if  he  had  been  two  inches  taller  he  must  have 
knocked  his  head  against  the  ceiling,  Scrooge  cried 
in  great  excitement — 

"  Why,  it's  old  Fezziwig  !  Bless  his  heart ;  it's 
Fezziwig  alive  again  ;  " 

Old  Fezziwig  laid  down  his  pen,  and  looked  up 
at  the  clock,  which  pointed  to  the  hour  of  seven. 
He  rubbed  his  hands  ;  adjusted  his  capacious  waist- 
coat ;  laughed  all  over  himself,  from  his  shoes  to 
his  organ  of  benevolence ;  and  called  out  in  a 
comfortable,  oily,  rich,  fat,  jovial  voice — 

"  Yo  ho,  there  !     Ebenezer  !     Dick  !  " 

Scrooge's  former  self,  now  growTi  a  young  man, 
came  briskly  in,  accompanied  by  his  fellow- 
'prentice. 

"  Dick  Wilkins,  to  be  sure !  "  said  Scrooge  to 
the  ghost.  "  Bless  me,  yes.  There  he  is.  He 
was  very  much  attached  to  me,  was  Dick.  Poor 
Dick  !     Dear,  dear  !  " 

"  Yo  ho,  my  boys  !  "  said  Fezziwig.  '*  No  more 
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A     CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

work  to-night.  Christmas  Eve,  Dick.  Christmas, 
Ebenezer  I  Let's  have  the  shutters  up,"  cried 
old  Fezziwig,  with  a  sharp  clap  of  his  hands, 
"  before  a  man  can  say  Jack  Robinson  ! " 

You  wouldn't  beheve  how  those  two  fellows 
went  at  it !  They  charged  into  the  street  with  the 
shutters — one,  two,  three — had  'em  up  in  their 
places — four,  five,  six — barred  'em  and  pinned 
'em — seven,  eight,  nine — and  came  back  before 
you  could  have  got  to  twelve,  panting  like  race- 
horses. 

"  Hilli-ho  ! "  cried  old  Fezziwig,  skipping  down 
from  the  high  desk  with  wonderful  agility.  "  Clear 
away,  my  lads,  and  let's  have  lots  of  room  here ! 
Hilli-ho,  Dick  !     Chirrup,  Ebenezer  ! " 

Clear  away  !  There  was  nothing  they  wouldn't 
have  cleared  away,  or  couldn't  have  cleared  away, 
with  old  Fezziwig  looking  on.  It  was  done  in 
a  minute.  Every  movable  was  packed  off,  as  if 
it  were  dismissed  from  public  life  for  evermore ; 
the  floor  was  swept  and  watered,  the  lamps  were 
trimmed,  fuel  was  heaped  upon  the  fire  ;  and  the 
warehouse  was  as  snug,  and  warm,  and  dry,  and 
bright  a  ballroom,  as  you  would  desire  to  see  upon 
a  winter's  night. 

In  came  a  fiddler  with  a  music-book,  and  went 

up  to  the  lofty  desk,  and  made  an  orchestra  of  it, 

and  tuned  like  fifty  stomach-aches.     In  came  ]Mrs. 

Fezziwig,  one   vast   substantial   smile.      In   came 

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the  three  Misses  Fezziwig,  beaming  and  lovable. 
In  came  the  six  young  followers  whose  hearts  they 
broke.     In  came  all  the  young  men  and  women 
employed  in  the  business.     In  came  the  housemaid, 
with   her  cousin,  the  baker.     In  came  the  cook, 
with  her  brother's  particular  friend,  the  milkman. 
In  came  the  boy   from   over  the  way,  who  was 
suspected   of  not  having  board  enough   from  his 
master ;   trying  to   hide  himself  behind   the  girl 
from  next  door  but  one,  who  was  proved  to  have 
had  her  ears  pulled  by  her  mistress.     In  they  all 
came,  one  after  another ;  some  shyly,  some  boldly, 
some  gracefully,  some  awkwardly,  some  pushing, 
some  pulling ;  in  they  all  came,  anyhow  and  every- 
how.     Away  they  all  went,  twenty  couple  at  once; 
hands  half  round  and  back  again  the  other  way ; 
down  the  middle  and  up  again ;  round  and  round 
in  various  stages  of  affectionate  grouping  ;  old  top 
couple  always  turning  up  in  the  wrong  place  ;  new 
top  couple  starting  off  again,  as  soon  as  they  got 
there  ;  all  top  couples  at  last  and  not  a  bottom  one 
to   help   them !     When  this   result   was   brought 
about,  old  Fezziwig,  clapping  his  hands  to  stop  the 
dance,  cried   out,  "  Well  done ! "  and   the  fiddler 
plunged  his  hot  face  into  a  pot  of  porter,  especially 
pro\dded  for  that  purpose.     But  scorning  rest  upon 
his  reappearance,  he  instantly  began  again,  though 
there  were  no  dances  yet,  as  if  the  other  fiddler 
had  been  carried  home,  exhausted,  on  a  shutter, 
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and  he  were  a  brand-new  man  resolved  to  beat  him 
out  of  sight,  or  perish. 

There  were  more  dances,  and  there  were  forfeits, 
and  more  dances,  and  there  was  cake,  and  there 
was  negus,  and  there  Avas  a  great  piece  of  cold 
roast,  and  there  was  a  great  piece  of  cold  boiled, 
and  there  were  mince-pies,  and  plenty  of  beer. 
But  the  great  effect  of  the  evening  came  after  the 
roast  and  boiled,  when  the  fiddler  (an  artful  dog, 
mind  !  the  sort  of  man  who  knew  his  business 
better  than  you  or  I  could  have  told  it  him !) 
struck  up  "  Sir  Roger  de  Coverley."  Then  old 
Fezziwig  stood  out  to  dance  with  Mrs.  Fezziwig. 
Top  couple,  too ;  with  a  good  stiff  piece  of  work 
cut  out  for  them  ;  three  or  four-and-twenty  pair  of 
partners  ;  people  who  were  not  to  be  trifled  with  ; 
people  who  would  dance,  and  had  no  notion  of 
walking. 

But  if  they  had  been  twice  as  many — ah,  four 
times — old  Fezziwig  would  have  been  a  match  for 
them,  and  so  would  JNIrs.  Fezziwig.  As  to  he?\ 
she  was  worthy  to  be  his  partner  in  every  sense  of 
the  term.  If  that's  not  high  praise,  tell  me  higher, 
and  I'll  use  it.  A  positive  light  appeared  to  issue 
from  Fezziwig's  calves.  They  shone  in  every  part 
of  the  dance  like  moons.  You  couldn't  hpve  pre- 
dicted, at  any  given  time,  what  would  become 
of  them  next.  And  when  old  Fezziwig  and  JNIrs. 
Fezziwig  had  gone  all  through  the  dance — advance 
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FIRST     OF    THREE     SPIRITS 

and  retire,  both  hands  to  your  partner,  bow  and 
curtsy,  corkscrew,  thread-the-needle,  and  back 
again  to  your  place — Fezziwig  "  cut  " — cut  so 
deftly,  that  he  appeared  to  wink  with  his  legs,  and 
came  upon  his  feet  again  without  a  stagger. 

When  the  clock  struck  eleven,  this  domestic  ball 
broke  up.  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Fezziwig  took  their 
stations,  one  on  either  side  of  the  door,  and  shaking 
hands  with  every  person  individually,  as  he  or  she 
went  out,  vidshed  him  or  her  A  IVIerry  Christmas. 
When  everybody  had  retired  but  the  two  'pren- 
tices, they  did  the  same  to  them  ;  and  thus  the 
cheerful  voices  died  away,  and  the  lads  were  left 
to  their  beds  ;  which  were  under  a  counter  in  the 
back  shop. 

During  the  whole  of  this  time,  Scrooge  had 
acted  like  a  man  out  of  his  wits.  His  heart  and 
soul  were  in  the  scene,  and  with  his  former  self. 
He  corroborated  everything,  remembered  every- 
thing, enjoyed  everything,  and  underwent  the 
strangest  agitation.  It  was  not  until  now,  when 
the  bright  faces  of  his  former  self  and  Dick  were 
turned  from  them,  that  he  remembered  the  ghost, 
and  became  conscious  that  it  was  looking  full 
upon  him,  while  the  light  upon  its  head  burned 
very  clear. 

"  A  small  matter,"  said  the  ghost,  "  to  make 
these  silly  folks  so  full  of  gratitude." 

"  Small  I "  echoed  Scrooge. 

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The  spirit  signed  to  him  to  hsten  to  the  two 
apprentices,  who  were  pouring  out  their  hearts 
in  praise  of  Fezziwig ;  and  when  he  had  done  so, 
said — 

"  Why !  Is  it  not  ?  He  has  spent  but  a  few 
pounds  of  your  mortal  money ;  three  or  four, 
perhaps.  Is  that  so  much  that  he  deserves  this 
praise  ? " 

"  It  isn't  that,"  said  Scrooge,  heated  by  the  re- 
mark, and  speaking  unconsciously  like  his  former, 
not  his  latter,  self.  "  It  isn't  that,  spirit.  He  has 
the  power  to  render  us  happy  or  unhappy ;  to 
make  our  service  light  or  burdensome  ;  a  pleasure 
or  a  toil.  Say  that  his  power  lies  in  words  and 
looks  ;  in  things  so  slight  and  insignificant  that  it 
is  impossible  to  add  and  count  'em  up — what  then  ? 
The  happiness  he  gives  is  quite  as  great  as  if  it 
cost  a  fortune." 

He  felt  the  spirit's  glance,  and  stopped. 

*'  What  is  the  matter  ?  "  asked  the  ghost. 

"  Nothing  particular,"  said  Scrooge. 

"  Something,  I  think  ?  "  the  ghost  insisted. 

"  No,"  said  Scrooge.  "  No.  I  should  like  to  be 
able  to  say  a  word  or  two  to  my  clerk  just  now. 
That's  all." 

His    former   self   turned    down    the    lamps    as 
he    gave    utterance   to  the    wish ;    and    Scrooge 
and  the  ghost   again   stood   side   by   side   in   the 
open  air. 
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"  My  time  grows  short,"  observed  the  spirit. 
"  Quick  ! " 

This  was  not  addressed  to  Scrooge,  or  to  any 
one  whom  he  could  see,  but  it  produced  an  im- 
mediate effect.  For  again  Scrooge  saw  himself. 
He  was  older  now  ;  a  man  in  the  prime  of  life. 
His  face  had  not  the  harsh  and  rigid  lines  of  later 
years ;  but  it  had  begun  to  wear  the  signs  of  care 
and  avarice.  There  was  an  eager,  greedy,  restless 
motion  in  the  eye,  which  showed  the  passion  that 
had  taken  root,  and  where  the  shadow  of  the  grow- 
ing tree  would  fall. 

He  was  not  alone,  but  sat  by  the  side  of  a  fair 
young  girl  in  mourning-dress  ;  in  whose  eyes  there 
were  tears,  which  sparkled  in  the  light  that  shone 
out  of  the  Ghost  of  Christmas  Past. 

"  It  matters  Uttle,"  she  said  softly.  "  To  you 
very  little.  Another  idol  has  displaced  me  ;  and  if 
it  can  cheer  and  comfort  you  in  time  to  come,  as 
I  would  have  tried  to  do,  I  have  no  just  cause  to 
grieve." 

"  What  idol  has  displaced  you  ?  "  he  rejoined. 

"  A  golden  one." 

"  This  is  the  even-handed  dealing  of  the  world  !  " 
he  said.  "  There  is  nothing  on  which  it  is  so  hard 
as  poverty  ;  and  there  is  nothing  it  professes  to 
condemn  with  such  severity  as  the  pursuit  of 
wealth  ! " 

"  You  fear  the  world  too  much,"  she  answered 

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gently.  *'  All  your  other  hopes  have  merged  into 
the  hope  of  being  beyond  the  chance  of  its  sordid 
reproach.  I  have  seen  your  nobler  aspirations  fall 
off  one  by  one,  until  the  master-passion,  gain,  en- 
grosses you.     Have  I  not  ?  " 

*'  What  then  ? "  he  retorted.  "  Even  if  I  have 
orrown  so  much  wiser,  what  then  ?  I  am  not 
changed  towards  you." 

She  shook  her  head. 

" Am  I  ?  " 

"Our  contract  is  an  old  one.  It  was  made 
when  we  were  both  poor  and  content  to  be  so, 
until,  in  good  season,  we  could  improve  our  worldly 
fortune  by  our  patient  industry.  You  are  changed. 
When  it  was  made,  you  were  another  man." 

*'  I  w^as  a  boy,"  he  said  impatiently. 

"  Your  own  feeling  tells  you  that  you  were  not 
what  you  are,"  she  returned.  "  I  am.  That 
which  promised  happiness  when  we  were  one  in 
heart,  is  fraught  with  misery  now  that  we  are  two. 
How  often  and  how  keenly  I  have  thought  of  this, 
I  will  not  say.  It  is  enough  that  I  have  thought 
of  it,  and  can  release  you." 

"  Have  I  ever  sought  release  ? " 

"  In  words  ?     No.     Never." 

"  In  what,  then  ?  " 

"  In  a  changed  nature ;  in  an  altered  spirit ;  in 
another  atmosphere  of  life  ;  another  hope  as  its 
great  end.  In  everything  that  made  my  love  of 
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any  worth  or  value  in  your  sight.  If  this  had 
never  been  between  us,"  said  the  girl,  looking 
mildly,  but  with  steadiness,  upon  him  ;  "  tell  me, 
would  you  seek  me  out  and  try  to  win  me  now  ? 
Ah,  no  ! " 

He  seemed  to  yield  to  the  justice  of  this 
supposition,  in  spite  of  himself.  But  he  said,  with 
a  struggle,  "  You  think  not." 

"  I  would  gladly  think  otherwise  if  I  could,"  she 
answered,  "  Heaven  knows !  When  /  have 
learned  a  truth  like  this,  I  know  how  strong  and 
irresistible  it  must  be.  But  if  you  were  free 
to-day,  to-morrow,  yesterday,  can  even  I  believe 
that  you  would  choose  a  dowerless  girl — you  who, 
in  your  very  confidence  with  her,  weigh  everything 
by  gain  ;  or,  choosing  her,  if  for  a  moment  you 
were  false  enough  to  your  one  guiding  principle  to 
do  so,  do  I  not  know  that  your  repentance  and 
regret  would  surely  follow  ?  I  do  ;  and  I  release 
you.  With  a  full  heart,  for  the  love  of  him  you 
once  were." 

He  was  about  to  speak ;  but  with  her  head 
turned  from  him,  she  resumed. 

"  You  may — the  memory  of  what  is  past  half 
makes  me  hope  you  will — have  pain  in  this.  A 
very,  very  brief  time,  and  you  will  dismiss  the 
recollection  of  it,  gladly,  as  an  unprofitable  dream, 
from  which  it  happened  well  that  you  awoke. 
May  you  be  happy  in  the  life  you  have  chosen ! " 

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She  left  him,  and  they  parted. 

"  Spirit ! "  said  Scrooge,  "  show  me  no  more  I 
Conduct  me  home.  Why  do  you  deh^^ht  to 
torture  me  ? " 

"  One  shadow  more  !  "  exclaimed  the  ghost. 

"  No  more  !  "  cried  Scrooge.  "  No  more.  1 
don't  wish  to  see  it.     Show  me  no  more  !  " 

But  the  relentless  ghost  pinioned  him  in  both 
his  arms,  and  forced  him  to  observe  what  happened 
next. 

They  were  in  another  scene  and  place ;  a  room, 
not  very  large  or  handsome,  but  full  of  comfort. 
Near  to  the  winter  fire  sat  a  beautiful  young  girl, 
so  like  that  last  that  Scrooge  believed  it  was  the 
same,  until  he  saw  her,  now  a  comely  matron, 
sitting  opposite  her  daughter.  The  noise  in  this 
room  was  perfectly  tumultuous,  for  there  were 
more  children  there  than  Scrooge  in  his  agitated 
state  of  mind  could  count ;  and,  unlike  the 
celebrated  herd  in  the  poem,  they  were  not  forty 
children  conducting  themselves  like  one,  but  every 
child  was  conducting  itself  like  forty.  The  con- 
sequences were  uproarious  beyond  belief;  but  no 
one  seemed  to  care ;  on  the  contrary,  the  mother 
and  daughter  laughed  heartily,  and  enjoyed  it  very 
much  ;  and  the  latter,  soon  beginning  to  mingle  in 
the  sports,  got  pillaged  by  the  young  brigands 
most  ruthlessly.  What  would  I  not  have  given  to 
be  one  of  them  ?  Though  I  never  could  have 
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been  so  rude,  no,  no  !  I  wouldn't  for  the  wealth 
of  all  the  world  have  crushed  that  braided  hair,  and 
torn  it  down  ;  and  for  the  precious  little  shoe,  I 
wouldn't  have  plucked  it  off,  God  bless  my  soul ! 
to  save  my  life.  As  to  measuring  her  waist  in 
sport,  as  they  did,  bold  young  brood,  I  couldn't 
have  done  it ;  I  should  have  expected  my  arm  to 
have  grown  round  it  for  a  punishment,  and  never 
come  straight  again.  And  yet  I  should  have 
dearly  liked,  I  own,  to  have  touched  her  lips  ;  to 
have  questioned  her,  that  she  might  have  opened 
them ;  to  have  looked  upon  the  lashes  of  her 
downcast  eyes,  and  never  raised  a  blush ;  to  have 
let  loose  waves  of  hair,  an  inch  of  which  would  be 
a  keepsake  beyond  price  :  in  short,  I  should  have 
liked,  I  do  confess,  to  have  had  the  lightest  license 
of  a  child,  and  yet  to  have  been  man  enough  to 
know  its  value. 

But  now  a  knocking  at  the  door  was  heard,  and 
such  a  rush  immediately  ensued  that  she,  with 
laughing  face  and  plundered  dress,  was  borne 
towards  it  the  centre  of  a  flushed  and  boisterous 
group,  just  in  time  to  greet  the  father,  who  came 
home  attended  by  a  man  laden  with  Christmas 
toys  and  presents.  Then  the  shouting  and  the 
struggling,  and  the  onslaught  that  was  made  on 
the  defenceless  porter !  The  scaling  him,  with 
chairs  for  ladders,  to  dive  into  his  pockets,  despoil 
him  of  brown-paper  parcels,  hold  on  tight  by  his 
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cravat,  liufr  him  round  his  neck,  pommel  his  back, 
and  kick  his  legs  in  irrepressible  af lection !  The 
shouts  of  wonder  and  delight  with  which  the 
development  of  every  package  was  received ! 
The  terrible  announcement  that  the  baby  had 
been  taken  in  the  act  of  putting  a  doll's  frying-pan 
into  his  mouth,  and  was  more  than  suspected  of 
having  swallowed  a  fictitious  turkey,  glued  on  a 
wooden  platter  !  The  immense  relief  of  finding 
this  a  false  alarm  !  The  joy,  and  gratitude,  and 
ecstasy  !  They  are  all  indescribable  alike.  It  is 
enough  that  by  degrees  the  children  and  their 
emotions  got  out  of  the  parlour  and  by  one  stair  at 
a  time,  up  to  the  top  of  the  house  ;  where  they 
went  to  bed,  and  so  subsided. 

And  now  Scrooge  looked  on  more  attentively 
than  ever,  when  the  master  of  the  house,  having 
his  daughter  leaning  fondly  on  him,  sat  do\^^l  with 
her  and  her  mother  at  his  own  fireside  ;  and  when 
he  thought  that  such  another  creature,  quite  as 
graceful  and  as  full  of  promise,  might  have  called 
him  father,  and  been  a  spring-time  in  the  haggard 
winter  of  his  life,  his  sight  grew  very  dim  indeed. 

"  Belle,"  said  the  husband,  turning  to  his  wife, 
with  a  smile,  "  I  saw  an  old  friend  of  yours  this 
afternoon." 

"  Who  was  it  ? " 

"  Guess ! " 

''How  can  I  ?  Tut,  don't  I  know,"  she  added 
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in  the  same  breath,  laughing  as  he  laughed.     '*  Mr. 
Scrooge." 

"  Mr.  Scrooge  it  was.  I  passed  his  office 
window ;  and  as  it  was  not  shut  up,  and  he  had  a 
candle  inside,  1  could  scarcely  help  seeing  him. 
His  partner  lies  upon  the  point  of  death,  I  hear ; 
and  there  he  sat  alone.  Quite  alone  in  the  world, 
I  do  believe." 

"  Spirit ! "  said  Scrooge,  in  a  broken  voice, 
"remove  me  from  this  place." 

"  I  told  you  these  were  shadows  of  the  things 
that  have  been,"  said  the  ghost.  "  That  they  are 
what  they  are,  do  not  blame  me  ! " 

"  Remove  me  !  "  Scrooge  exclaimed.  "  I  cannot 
bear  it !  " 

He  turned  upon  the  ghost,  and  seeing  that  it 
looked  upon  him  with  a  face  in  which  in  some 
strange  way  there  were  fragments  of  all  the  faces  it 
had  shown  him,  wrestled  with  it. 

"  Leave  me !  Take  me  back.  Haunt  me  no 
longer  ! " 

In  the  struggle,  if  that  can  be  called  a  struggle 
in  which  the  ghost  with  no  visible  resistance  on  its 
own  part  was  undisturbed  by  any  effort  of  its 
adversary,  Scrooge  observed  that  its  light  was 
burning  high  and  bright ;  and  dimly  connecting 
that  with  its  influence  over  him,  he  seized  the 
extinguisher-cap,  and  by  a  sudden  action  pressed  it 
down  upon  its  head. 

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The  spirit  dropped  beneath  it,  so  tliat  the  ex- 
tinguisher covered  its  whole  form ;  but  though 
Scrooge  pressed  it  down  with  all  his  force,  he  could 
not  hide  the  light,  which  streamed  from  under  it  in 
an  unbroken  flood  upon  the  ground. 

He  was  conscious  of  being  exhausted,  and  over- 
come by  an  irresistible  drowsiness  ;  and,  further, 
of  being  in  his  own  bedroom.  He  gave  the  cap  a 
parting  squeeze,  in  which  his  hand  relaxed  ;  and 
had  barely  time  to  reel  to  bed,  before  he  sank  into 
a  heavy  sleep. 


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THREE 


Awaking  in  the  middle  of  a  prodigiously  tough 
snore,  and  sitting  up  in  bed  to  get  his  thoughts 
together,  Scrooge  had  no  occasion  to  be  told  that 
the  bell  was  again  upon  the  stroke  of  one.  He 
felt  that  he  was  restored  to  consciousness  in  the 
right  nick  of  time,  for  the  especial  purpose  of  hold- 
ing a  conference  with  the  second  messenger  des- 
patched to  him  through  Jacob  JNIarley's  intervention. 
But,  finding  that  he  turned  uncomfortably  cold 
when  he  began  to  wonder  which  of  his  curtains 
this  new  spectre  would  draw  back,  he  put  them 
every  one  aside  with  his  own  hands,  and  lying 
down  again,  established  a  good  look-out  all  round 
the  bed ;  for  he  wished  to  challenge  the  spirit  on 
the  moment  of  its  appearance,  and  did  not  wish  to 
be  taken  by  surprise,  and  made  nervous. 

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Gentlemen  of  the  free-and-easy  sort,  who  plume 
themselves  on  being  acquainted  with  a  move  or 
two,  and  being  usually  equal  to  the  time-of-day, 
express  the  wide  range  of  their  capacity  for  ad- 
venture by  observing  that  they  are  good  for  any- 
thing from  pitch-and-toss  to  manslaughter  ;  between 
which  opposite  extremes,  no  doubt,  there  lies  a 
tolerably  wide  and  comprehensive  range  of  subjects. 
Without  venturing  for  Scrooge  quite  as  hardily  as 
this,  I  don't  mind  calling  on  you  to  believe  that  he 
was  ready  for  a  good  broad  field  of  strange  appear- 
ances, and  that  nothing  between  a  baby  and  rhino- 
ceros would  have  astonished  him  very  much. 

Now,  being  prepared  for  almost  anything,  he 
was  not  by  any  means  prepared  for  nothing ;  and, 
consequently,  when  the  bell  struck  one,  and  no 
shape  appeared,  he  was  taken  with  a  violent  fit  of 
trembling.  Five  minutes,  ten  minutes,  a  quarter 
of  an  hour  went  by,  yet  nothing  came.  All  this 
time,  he  lay  upon  his  bed,  the  very  core  and 
centre  of  a  blaze  of  ruddy  light,  which  streamed 
upon  it  when  the  clock  proclaimed  the  hour  ;  and 
which,  being  only  light,  was  more  alarming  than 
a  dozen  ghosts,  as  he  was  powerless  to  make  out 
what  it  meant,  or  would  be  at ;  and  was  sometimes 
apprehensive  that  he  might  be  at  that  very  moment 
an  interesting  case  of  spontaneous  combustion, 
■wdthout  having  the  consolation  of  knowing  it.  At 
last,  however,  he  began  to  think — as  you  or  I 
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would  have  thought  at  first ;  for  it  is  always  the 
person  not  in  the  predicament  who  knows  what 
ought  to  have  been  done  in  it,  and  would  un- 
questionably have  done  it  too — at  last  I  say,  he 
began  to  think  that  the  source  and  secret  of  this 
ghostly  light  might  be  in  the  adjoining  room,  from 
whence,  on  further  tracing  it,  it  seemed  to  shine. 
This  idea  taking  full  possession  of  his  mind,  he 
got  up  softly  and  shuffled  in  his  slippers  to  the 
door. 

The  moment  Scrooge's  hand  was  on  the  lock,  a 
strange  voice  called  him  by  his  name,  and  bade 
him  enter.     He  obeyed. 

It  was  his  own  room.  There  was  no  doubt 
about  that.  But  it  had  undergone  a  surprising 
transformation.  The  walls  and  ceiling  were  so 
hung  with  living  green,  that  it  looked  a  perfect 
grove  ;  from  every  part  of  which,  bright  gleaming 
berries  glistened.  The  crisp  leaves  of  holly,  mistle- 
toe, and  ivy  reflected  back  the  light,  as  if  so  many 
httle  mirrors  had  been  scattered  there  ;  and  such  a 
mighty  blaze  went  roaring  up  the  chimney,  as  that 
dull  petrifaction  of  a  hearth  had  never  known  in 
Scrooge's  time,  or  Marley's,  or  for  many  and  many 
a  winter  season  gone.  Heaped  up  on  the  floor,  to 
form  a  kind  of  throne,  were  turkeys,  geese,  game, 
poultry,  brawn,  great  joints  of  meat,  sucking-pigs, 
long  wreaths  of  sausages,  mince-pies,  plum-pud- 
dings, barrels  of  oysters,  red-hot  chestnuts,  cherry- 

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cheeked  apples,  juicy  oranges,  luscious  pears, 
immense  twelfth-cakes,  and  seething  bowls  of 
punch,  that  made  the  chamber  dim  with  their 
delicious  steam.  In  easy  state  upon  this  couch, 
there  sat  a  jolly  giant,  glorious  to  see ;  who  bore 
a  glowing  torch,  in  shape  not  unlike  Plenty's  horn, 
and  held  it  up,  high  up,  to  shed  its  light  on 
Scrooge,  as  he  came  peeping  round  the  door. 

"  Come  in  !  "  exclaimed  the  ghost.  "  Come  in  ! 
and  know  me  better,  man  ! " 

Scrooge  entered  timidly,  and  hung  his  head 
before  this  spirit.  He  was  not  the  dogged  Scrooge 
he  had  been  ;  and  though  the  spirit's  eyes  were 
clear  and  kind,  he  did  not  like  to  meet  them. 

"  I  am  the  Ghost  of  Christmas  Present,"  said  the 
spirit.     "  Look  upon  me  ! " 

Scrooge  reverently  did  so.  It  was  clothed  in 
one  simple,  deep-green  robe,  or  mantle,  bordered 
with  white  fur.  This  garment  hung  so  loosely  on 
the  figure,  that  its  capacious  breast  was  bare,  as  if 
disdaining  to  be  warded  or  concealed  by  any  arti- 
fice. Its  feet,  observable  beneath  the  ample  folds 
of  the  garment,  were  also  bare  ;  and  on  its  head 
it  wore  no  other  covering  than  a  holly  WTeath,  set 
here  and  there  with  shining  icicles.  Its  dark- 
brown  curls  w^ere  long  and  free  ;  free  as  its  genial 
face,  its  sparkling  eye,  its  open  hand,  its  cheery 
voice,  its  unconstrained  demeanour,  and  its  joyful 
air.  Girded  round  its  middle  was  an  antique 
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scabbard  ;  but  no  sword  was  in  it,  and  the  ancient 
sheath  was  eaten  up  with  rust. 

"  You  have  never  seen  the  hke  of  me  before  ! " 
exclaimed  the  spirit. 

"  Never,"  Scrooge  made  answer  to  it. 

"  Have  never  walked  forth  with  the  younger 
members  of  my  family  ;  meaning  (for  1  am  very 
young)  my  elder  brothers  born  in  these  later 
years  ? "  pursued  the  phantom. 

"  I  don't  think  I  have,"  said  Scrooge.  "  I  am 
afraid  I  have  not.  Have  you  had  many  brothers, 
spirit  ? " 

"  More  than  eighteen  hundred,"  said  the  ghost. 

"  A  tremendous  family  to  provide  for  ! "  muttered 
Scrooge. 

The  Ghost  of  Christmas  Present  rose. 

"  Spirit,"  said  Scrooge  submissively,  "  conduct 
me  where  you  will.  I  went  forth  last  night  on 
compulsion,  and  I  learned  a  lesson  which  is  work- 
ing now.  To-night,  if  you  have  aught  to  teach  me, 
let  me  profit  by  it." 

"  Touch  my  robe  !  " 

Scrooge  did  as  he  was  told,  and  held  it  fast. 

Holly,  mistletoe,  red  berries,  ivy,  turkeys,  geese, 
game,  poultry,  brawn,  meat,  pigs,  sausages,  oysters, 
pies,  puddings,  fruit,  and  punch,  all  vanished  in- 
stantly. So  did  the  room,  the  fire,  the  ruddy  glow, 
the  hour  of  night,  and  they  stood  in  the  city 
streets  on  Christmas  morning,  where  (for  the 
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weather  was  severe)  tlie  people  made  a  rou<^h,  but 
brisk  and  not  unpleasant,  kind  of  music,  in  scrap- 
ing the  snow  I'roni  the  pavement  in  front  of  their 
dwellings,  and  from  the  tops  of  their  houses, 
whence  it  was  mad  delight  to  the  boys  to  see  it 
come  plumping  down  into  the  road  below,  and 
splitting  into  artificial  little  snow-storms. 

The  house  fronts  looked  black  enough,  and  the 
windows  blacker,  contrasting  with  the  smooth  white 
sheet  of  snow  upon  the  roofs,  and  with  the  dirtier 
snow  upon  the  ground ;  which  last  deposit  had 
been  ploughed  up  in  deep  furrows  by  the  heavy 
wheels  of  carts  and  wagons  ;  furrows  that  crossed 
and  recrossed  each  other  hundreds  of  times  where 
the  great  streets  branched  off;  and  made  intricate 
channels,  hard  to  trace,  in  the  thick  yellow  mud 
and  icy  water.  The  sky  was  gloomy,  and  the 
shortest  streets  were  choked  up  with  a  dingy  mist, 
half  thawed,  half  frozen,  whose  heavier  particles 
descended  in  a  shower  of  sooty  atoms,  as  if  all  the 
chimneys  in  Great  Britain  had,  by  one  consent, 
caught  fire,  and  were  blazing  away  to  their  dear 
hearts'  content.  There  was  nothing  very  cheerful 
in  the  climate  or  the  town,  and  yet  there  was  an 
air  of  cheerfulness  abroad  that  the  clearest  summer 
air  and  brightest  summer  sun  might  have  en- 
deavoured to  diffuse  in  vain. 

For  the  people  who  were  shovelling  away  on  the 
housetops  were  jovial  and  full  of  glee  ;  calling  out 
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to  one  another  from  the  parapets,  and  now  and 
then  exchanging  a  facetious  snow-ball — better- 
natured  missile  far  than  many  a  wordy  jest — 
laughing  heartily  if  it  went  right,  and  not  less 
heartily  if  it  went  wrong.  The  poulterers'  shops 
were  still  half  open,  and  the  fruiterers'  were  radiant 
in  their  glory.  There  were  great,  round,  pot- 
bellied baskets  of  chestnuts,  shaped  like  the  waist- 
coats of  jolly  old  gentlemen,  lolling  at  the  doors, 
and  tumbling  out  into  the  street  in  their  apoplectic 
opulence.  There  were  ruddy,  brown-faced,  broad- 
girthed  Spanish  onions,  shining  in  the  fatness  of  their 
growth  like  Spanish  friars,  and  winking  from  their 
shelves  in  wanton  slyness  at  the  girls  as  they  went 
by,  and  glanced  demurely  at  the  hung-up  mistletoe. 
There  were  pears  and  apples,  clustered  high  in 
blooming  pyramids  ;  there  were  bunches  of  grapes, 
made,  in  the  shopkeepers'  benevolence,  to  dangle 
from  conspicuous  hooks,  that  people's  mouths 
might  water  gratis  as  they  passed  ;  there  were  piles 
of  filberts,  mossy  and  brown,  recalling,  in  their 
fragrance,  ancient  walks  among  the  woods,  and 
pleasant  shufflings  ankle-deep  through  withered 
leaves ;  there  were  Norfolk  biffins,  squab  and 
swarthy,  setting  off  the  yellow  of  the  oranges  and 
lemons,  and,  in  the  great  compactness  of  their 
juicy  persons,  urgently  entreating  and  beseeching 
to  be  carried  home  in  paper-bags  and  eaten  after 
dinner.     The  very  gold  and  silver  fish,  set  forth 

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among  these  choice  fruits  in  a  bowl,  tliough 
members  of  a  dull  and  stagnant-blooded  race, 
appeared  to  know  that  there  was  something  going 
on  ;  and,  to  a  fish,  went  gasping  round  and  round 
their  little  world  in  slow  and  passionless  excite- 
ment. 

The  grocers' !  oh,  the  grocers' !  nearly  closed, 
with  perhaps  two  shutters  down,  or  one ;  but 
through  those  gaps  such  glimpses !  It  was  not 
alone  that  the  scales  descending  on  the  counter 
made  a  merry  sound,  or  that  the  twine  and  roller 
parted  company  so  briskly,  or  that  the  canisters 
were  rattled  up  and  down  like  juggling  tricks,  or 
even  that  the  blended  scents  of  tea  and  coffee  were 
so  grateful  to  the  nose,  or  even  that  the  raisins 
W'Cre  so  plentiful  and  rare,  the  almonds  so  ex- 
tremely white,  the  sticks  of  cinnamon  so  long  and 
straight,  the  other  spices  so  delicious,  the  candied 
fruits  so  caked  and  spotted  with  molten  sugar  as 
to  make  the  coldest  lookers-on  feel  faint  and 
subsequently  bilious.  Nor  was  it  that  the  figs 
were  moist  and  pulpy,  or  that  the  French  plums 
blushed  in  modest  tartness  from  their  highly 
decorated  boxes,  or  that  everything  was  good  to 
eat  and  in  its  Christmas  dress.  But  the  customers 
were  all  so  hurried  and  so  eager  in  the  hopeful 
promise  of  the  day,  that  they  tumbled  up  against 
each  other  at  the  door,  crashing  their  wicker 
baskets  wildly,  and  left  their  purchases  upon  the 
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counter,  and  came  running  back  to  fetch  them, 
and  committed  hundreds  of  the  Hke  mistakes,  in 
the  best  humour  possible  ;  while  the  grocer  and  his 
people  were  so  frank  and  fresh  that  the  polished 
hearts  with  which  they  fastened  their  aprons 
behind  might  have  been  their  own,  worn  outside 
for  general  inspection,  and  for  Christmas  daws  to 
peck  at  if  they  chose. 

But  soon  the  steeples  called  good  people  all  to 
church  and  chapel,  and  away  they  came,  flocking 
through  the  streets  in  their  best  clothes,  and  with 
their  gayest  faces.  And  at  the  same  time  there 
emerged  from  scores  of  by-streets,  lanes,  and 
nameless  turnings,  innumerable  people,  carrying 
their  dinners  to  the  bakers'  shops.  The  sight  of 
these  poor  revellers  appeared  to  interest  the  spirit 
very  much,  for  he  stood  with  Scrooge  beside  him 
in  a  baker's  doorway,  and  taking  off  the  covers  as 
their  bearers  passed,  sprinkled  incense  on  their 
dinners  from  his  torch.  And  it  was  a  very  un- 
common kind  of  torch,  for  once  or  twice  when 
there  were  angry  words  between  some  dinner- 
carriers  who  had  jostled  each  other,  he  shed  a  few 
drops  of  water  on  them  from  it,  and  their  good- 
humour  was  restored  directly.  For  they  said,  it 
was  a  shame  to  quarrel  upon  Christmas  Day. 
And  so  it  was  !     God  love  it,  so  it  was ! 

In  time  the  bells  ceased,  and  the  bakers'  were 
shut  up  ;  and  yet  there  was  a  genial  shadowing 

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forth  of  all  these  dinners  iind  the  prof^ress  of  their 
cooking,  in  the  thawed  blotcli  of  wet  above  each 
baker's  oven  ;  Avhere  the  pavement  smoked  as  if  its 
stones  were  cooking  too. 

"  Is  there  a  peculiar  flavour  in  what  you  sprinkle 
from  your  torch  ? "  asked  Scrooge. 

"  There  is.     My  own." 

"  Would  it  apply  to  any  kind  of  dinner  on  this 
day  ?"  asked  Scrooge. 

"  To  any  kindly  given.     To  a  poor  one  most." 

"  Why  to  a  poor  one  most  ?  "  asked  Scrooge. 

"  Because  it  needs  it  most." 

"  Spirit,"  said  Scrooge,  after  a  moment's  thought, 
"  I  wonder  you,  of  all  the  beings  in  the  many 
worlds  about  us,  should  desire  to  cramp  these 
people's  opportunities  of  innocent  enjoyment." 

"  1  ?  "  cried  the  spirit. 

"  You  w^ould  deprive  them  of  their  means  of 
dining  every  seventh  day,  often  the  only  day  on 
which  they  can  be  said  to  dine  at  all,"  said  Scrooge. 
"  Wouldn't  you  ?  " 

"  I  ?  "  cried  the  spirit. 

"  You  seek  to  close  these  places  on  the  seventh 
day  ?  "  said  Scrooge.  "  And  it  comes  to  the  same 
thing." 

"  /  seek  ?  "  exclaimed  the  spirit. 

"  Forgive  me  if  I  am  wrong.     It  has  been  done 
in  your  name,  or  at  least  in  that  of  your  family," 
said  Scrooge. 
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"  There  are  some  upon  this  earth  of  yours," 
returned  the  spirit,  "  who  lay  claim  to  know  us, 
and  who  do  their  deeds  of  passion,  pride,  ill-will, 
hatred,  envy,  bigotry,  and  selfishness  in  our  name, 
who  are  as  strange  to  us  and  all  our  kith  and  kin, 
as  if  they  had  never  lived.  Remember  that,  and 
charge  their  doings  on  themselves,  not  us." 

Scrooge  promised  that  he  would  ;  and  they  went 
on,  invisible,  as  they  had  been  before,  into  the 
suburbs  of  the  town.  It  was  a  remarkable  quality 
of  the  ghost  (which  Scrooge  had  observed  at  the 
baker's)  that,  notwithstanding  his  gigantic  size,  he 
could  accommodate  himself  to  any  place  with  ease  ; 
and  that  he  stood  beneath  a  low  roof  quite  as 
gracefully  and  like  a  supernatural  creature,  as  it 
was  possible  he  could  have  done  in  any  lofty  hall. 

And  perhaps  it  was  the  pleasure  the  good  spirit 
had  in  showing  off  this  power  of  his,  or  else  it  was 
his  own  kind,  generous,  hearty  nature,  and  his 
sympathy  with  all  poor  men,  that  led  him  straight 
to  Scrooge's  clerk's  ;  for  there  he  went,  and  took 
Scrooge  with  him,  holding  to  his  robe  :  and  on  the 
threshold  of  the  door  the  spirit  smiled,  and  stopped 
to  bless  Bob  Cratchit's  dwelling  with  the  sprinklings 
of  his  torch.  Think  of  that !  Bob  had  but  fifteen 
"  Bob  "  a  week  himself ;  he  pocketed  on  Saturdays 
but  fifteen  copies  of  his  Christian  name ;  and  yet 
the  Ghost  of  Christmas  Present  blessed  his  four- 
roomed  house! 

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Then  up  rose  Mrs.  Cratchit,  Cratchit's  wife, 
dressed  out  but  poorly  in  a  twice-turned  gown, 
but  brave  in  ribbons,  which  are  cheap  and  make  a 
goodly  show  for  sixpence ;  and  she  laid  the  cloth, 
assisted  by  Belinda  Cratchit,  second  of  her 
daughters,  also  brave  in  ribbons ;  while  Master 
Peter  Cratchit  plunged  a  fork  into  the  saucepan 
of  potatoes,  and  getting  the  corners  of  his  mon- 
strous shirt-collar  (Bob's  private  property  conferred 
upon  his  son  and  heir  in  honour  of  the  day)  into 
his  mouth,  rejoiced  to  find  himself  so  gallantly 
attired,  and  yearned  to  show  his  linen  in  the 
fashionable  parks.  And  now  two  smaller  Cratchits, 
boy  and  girl,  came  tearing  in,  screaming  that 
outside  the  baker's  they  had  smelled  the  goose, 
and  known  it  for  their  own ;  and  basking  in 
luxurious  thoughts  of  sage  and  onion,  these  young 
Cratchits  danced  about  the  table,  and  exalted 
JNIaster  Peter  Cratchit  to  the  skies,  while  he  (not 
proud,  although  his  collars  nearly  choked  him) 
blew  the  fire,  until  the  slow  potatoes  bubbling  up, 
knocked  loudly  at  the  saucepan-lid  to  be  let  out 
and  peeled. 

"  What  has  ever  got  your  precious  father  then  ?  " 
said  Mrs.  Cratchit.  "  And  your  brother.  Tiny 
Tim  I  And  Martha  warn't  as  late  last  Christmas 
Day  by  half  an  hour." 

"  Here's    Martha,    mother  I "    said    a    girl,    ap- 
pearing as  she  spoke. 
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"  Here's  Martha,  mother ! "  cried  the  two 
young  Cratchits.  "  Hurrah  1  There's  inich  a 
goose,  Martha ! " 

"Why,  bless  your  heart  alive,  my  dear,  how 
late  you  are  ! "  said  Mrs.  Cratchit,  kissing  her  a 
dozen  times,  and  taking  off  her  shawl  and  bonnet 
for  her  with  officious  zeal. 

"  We'd  a  deal  of  work  to  finish  up  last  night," 
replied  the  girl,  "  and  had  to  clear  away  this 
morning,  mother ! " 

"  Well !  Never  mind  so  long  as  you  are  come," 
said  Mrs.  Cratchit.  "  Sit  ye  down  before  the  fire, 
my  dear,  and  have  a  warm.  Lord  bless  ye  !  " 

"  No,  no  I  There's  father  coming,"  cried  the  two 
young  Cratchits,  who  were  everywhere  at  once. 
"  Hide,  Martha,  hide!" 

So  Martha  hid  herself,  and  in  came  little  Bob, 
the  father,  with  at  least  three  feet  of  comforter 
exclusive  of  the  fringe  hanging  down  before  him ; 
and  his  threadbare  clothes  darned  up  and  brushed 
to  look  seasonable ;  and  Tiny  Tim  upon  his 
shoulder.  Alas  for  Tiny  Tim,  he  bore  a  little 
crutch,  and  had  his  limbs  supported  by  an  iron 
frame ! 

"  Why,  where's  our  Martha  ? "  cried  Bob 
Cratchit,  looking  round. 

"  Not  coming,"  said  Mrs.  Cratchit. 

"  Not  coming ! "  said  Bob,  with  a  sudden  de- 
clension in  his  high  spirits  ;  for  he  had  been  Tim's 
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blood-horse  all  the  way  from  church,  and  had 
come  home  rampant.  "  Not  coming  upon  Christ- 
mas Day  !  " 

Martha  didn't  like  to  see  him  disappointed,  if 
it  were  only  in  joke  ;  so  she  came  out  prematurely 
from  behind  the  closet  door,  and  ran  into  his  arms, 
while  the  two  young  Cratchits  hustled  Tiny  Tim, 
and  bore  liim  off  into  the  wash-house,  that  he  might 
hear  the  pudding  singing  in  the  copper. 

*'  And  how  did  little  Tim  behave  ? "  asked  JMrs. 
Cratchit,  when  she  had  rallied  Bob  on  his  credulity, 
and  Bob  had  hugged  his  daughter  to  his  heart's 
content. 

"  As  good  as  gold,"  said  Bob,  "  and  better. 
Somehow  he  gets  thoughtful,  sitting  by  himselt 
so  much,  and  thinks  the  strangest  things  you  ever 
heard.  He  told  me,  coming  home,  that  he  hoped 
the  people  saw  him  in  the  church,  because  he  was 
a  cripple,  and  it  might  be  pleasant  to  them  to 
remember  upon  Christmas  Day  who  made  lame 
beggars  walk  and  blind  men  see." 

Bob's  voice  was  tremulous  when  he  told  them 
this,  and  trembled  more  when  he  said  that  Tiny 
Tim  was  growing  strong  and  hearty. 

His  active  little  crutch  was  heard  upon  the 
floor,  and  back  came  Tiny  Tim  before  another 
word  was  spoken,  escorted  by  his  brother  and 
sister  to  his  stool  beside  the  fire  ;  and  w^hile  Bob, 
turning  up  his  cuffs — as  if,  poor  fellow,  they  were 
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capable  of  being  made  more  shabby — compounded 
some  hot  mixture  in  a  jug  with  gin  and  lemons, 
and  stirred  it  round  and  round,  and  put  it  on  the 
hob  to  simmer  ;  Master  Peter  and  the  two  ubi- 
quitous young  Cratchits  went  to  fetch  the  goose, 
with  which  they  soon  returned  in  high  pro- 
cession. 

Such  a  bustle  ensued  that  you  might  have 
thought  a  goose  the  rarest  of  all  birds  ;  a  feathered 
phenomenon,  to  which  a  black  swan  was  a  matter 
of  course — and  in  truth  it  was  something  very  like 
it  in  that  house.  Mrs.  Cratchit  made  the  gravy 
(ready  beforehand  in  a  little  saucepan)  hissing  hot ; 
Master  Peter  mashed  the  potatoes  with  incredible 
vigour ;  Miss  Belinda  sweetened  up  the  apple- 
sauce ;  Martha  dusted  the  hot  plates ;  Bob  took 
Tiny  Tim  beside  him  in  a  tiny  corner  at  the 
table ;  the  two  young  Cratchits  set  chairs  for 
everybody,  not  forgetting  themselves,  and  mount- 
ing guard  upon  their  posts,  crammed  spoons  into 
their  mouths,  lest  they  should  shriek  for  goose 
before  their  turn  came  to  be  helped.  At  last  the 
dishes  were  set  on,  and  grace  was  said.  It  was 
succeeded  by  a  breathless  pause,  as  Mrs.  Cratchit, 
looking  slowly  all  along  the  carving-knife,  prepared 
to  plunge  it  in  the  breast ;  but  when  she  did,  and 
when  the  long-expected  gush  of  stuffing  issued 
forth,  one  murmur  of  delight  arose  all  round  the 
board,    and   even  Tiny  Tim,   excited  by  the  two 

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young  Cratchits,  beat  on  the  table  with  the  handle 
of  his  knife,  and  feebly  cried  Hurrah  J 

There  never  was  such  a  goose.  Bob  said  he 
didn't  believe  there  ever  was  such  a  goose  cooked. 
Its  tenderness  and  flavour,  size  and  cheapness, 
were  the  themes  of  universal  admiration.  Eked 
out  by  apple-sauce  and  mashed  potatoes,  it  was  a 
sufficient  dinner  for  the  whole  family  ;  indeed,  as 
Mrs.  Cratchit  said  with  great  delight  (surveying 
one  small  atom  of  a  bone  upon  the  dish),  they 
hadn't  ate  it  all  at  last !  Yet  every  one  had  had 
enough,  and  the  youngest  Cratchits  in  particular, 
were  steeped  in  sage  and  onion  to  the  eyebrows  ! 
But  now,  the  plates  being  changed  by  Miss 
Belinda,  Mrs.  Cratchit  left  the  room  alone — too 
nervous  to  bear  witnesses — to  take  the  pudding  up, 
and  bring  it  in. 

Suppose  it  should  not  be  done  enough  !  Sup- 
pose it  should  break  in  turning  out !  Suppose 
somebody  should  have  got  over  the  wall  of  the 
back-yard,  and  stolen  it,  while  they  were  merry 
with  the  goose — a  supposition  at  which  the  two 
young  Cratchits  became  livid !  All  sorts  of 
horrors  were  supposed. 

Hollo  !  A  great  deal  of  steam  !  The  pudding 
was  out  of  the  copper.  A  smell  like  a  wash- 
ing-day !  That  was  the  cloth.  A  smell  like 
an  eating-house  and  a  pastrycook's  next  door  to 
each  other,  with  a  laundress's  next  door  to  that. 
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A     CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

That  was  the  pudding !  In  half  a  minute  Mrs. 
Cratcliit  entered — flushed,  but  smihng  proudly — 
with  the  pudding,  like  a  speckled  cannon-ball,  so 
hard  and  firm,  blazing  in  half  of  half  a  quartern 
of  ignited  brandy,  and  bedight  with  Christmas  holly 
stuck  into  the  top. 

Oh,  a  wonderful  pudding !  Bob  Cratchit  said, 
and  calmly  too,  that  he  regarded  it  as  the  greatest 
success  achieved  by  Mrs.  Cratchit  since  their 
mamage.  Mrs.  Cratchit  said  that  now  the  weight 
was  ofl'  her  mind,  she  would  confess  that  she  had 
had  her  doubts  about  the  quantity  of  flour. 
Everybody  had  something  to  say  about  it,  but 
nobody  said  or  thought  it  was  at  all  a  small 
pudding  for  a  large  family.  It  would  have  been 
flat  heresy  to  do  so.  Any  Cratchit  would  have 
blushed  to  hint  at  such  a  thing. 

At  last  the  dinner  was  all  done,  the  cloth  was 
cleared,  the  hearth  swept,  and  the  fire  made  up. 
The  compound  in  the  jug  being  tasted,  and  con- 
sidered perfect,  apples  and  oranges  were  put  upon 
the  table,  and  a  shovelful  of  chestnuts  on  the  fire. 
Then  all  the  Cratchit  family  drew  round  the  hearth, 
in  what  Bob  Cratchit  called  a  circle,  meaning  half 
a  one ;  and  at  Bob  Cratchit's  elbow  stood  the 
family  display  of  glass.  Two  tumblers,  and  a 
custard-cup  without  a  handle. 

These  held  the  hot  stuff:  from  the  jug,  however, 
as  well  as  golden  goblets  would  have  done ;  and 
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drew  round  the  hearth. 


SECOND     OF     THREE     SPIRITS 

Bob  served  it  out  with  beaming  looks,  while  the 
chestnuts  on  the  fire  sputtered  and  cracked  noisily. 
Then  Bob  proposed — 

"  A  Merry  Christmas  to  us  all,  my  dears.  God 
bless  us  !  " 

Which  all  the  family  re-echoed. 

"  God  bless  us  every  one  ! "  said  Tiny  Tim,  the 
last  of  all. 

He  sat  very  close  to  his  father's  side,  upon  his 
little  stool.  Bob  held  his  withered  little  hand  in 
his,  as  if  he  loved  the  child,  and  wished  to  keep 
him  by  his  side,  and  dreaded  that  he  might  be 
taken  from  him. 

"  Spirit,"  said  Scrooge,  with  an  interest  he  had 
never  felt  before,  "tell  me  if  Tiny  Tim  will  live." 

"  I  see  a  vacant  seat,"  replied  the  ghost,  "  in  the 
poor  chimney-corner,  and  a  crutch  without  an 
owner,  carefully  preserved.  If  these  shadows  re- 
main unaltered  by  the  future,  the  child  will  die." 

"  No,  no,"  said  Scrooge.  "  Oh,  no,  kind  spirit ! 
say  he  will  be  spared." 

"  If  these  shadows  remain  unaltered  by  the 
future,  none  other  of  my  race,"  returned  the  ghost, 
"  will  find  him  here.  What  then  ?  If  he  be  hke 
to  die,  he  had  better  do  it,  and  decrease  the  surplus 
population." 

Scrooge  hung  his  head  to  hear  his  own  words 
quoted  by  the  spirit,  and  was  overcome  with  peni- 
tence and  grief. 

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"  Man,"  said  the  ghost — "  if  man  you  be  in  heart, 
not  adamant — forbear  that  wicked  cant  until  you 
have  discovered  what  the  surphis  is,  and  where  it 
is.  Will  you  decide  what  men  shall  live,  what 
men  shall  die?  It  may  be,  that  in  the  sight  of 
Heaven,  you  are  more  worthless  and  less  fit  to  live 
than  millions  like  this  poor  man's  child.  O  God  ! 
to  hear  the  insect  on  the  leaf  pronouncing  on  the 
too  much  life  among  his  hungry  brothers  in  the 
dust ! " 

Scrooge  bent  before  the  ghost's  rebuke,  and, 
trembling,  cast  his  eyes  upon  the  ground.  But  he 
raised  them  speedily,  on  hearing  his  own  name. 

"  Mr.  Scrooge  ! "  said  Bob  ;  "  I'll  give  you  Mr. 
Scrooge,  the  founder  of  the  feast ! " 

"  The  founder  of  the  feast  indeed  ! "  cried  Mrs. 
Cratchit,  reddening.  "  I  wish  1  had  him  here. 
I'd  give  him  a  piece  of  my  mind  to  feast  upon,  and 
I  hope  he'd  have  a  good  appetite  for  it." 

"  My  dear,"  said  Bob,  "  the  children  !  Christmas 
Day." 

"  It  should  be  Christmas  Day,  I  am  sure/'  said 
she,  "  on  which  one  drinks  the  health  of  such  an 
odious,  stingy,  hard,  unfeeling  man  as  Mr.  Scrooge. 
You  know  he  is,  Robert !  Nobody  knows  it  better 
than  you  do,  poor  fellow  !  " 

"  My  dear,"  was  Bob's  mild  answer,  "  Christmas 
Day." 

"  I'll  drink  his  health  for  your  sake  and  the  day's," 
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said  Mrs.  Cratchit,  "  not  for  his.  Long  life  to  him  I 
A  Merry  Christmas  and  a  Happy  New  Year  t 
He'll  be  very  merry  and  very  happy,  I  have  no 
doubt ! " 

The  children  drank  the  toast  after  her.  It  was 
the  first  of  their  proceedings  which  had  no  heartiness 
in  it.  Tiny  Tim  drank  it  last  of  all,  but  he  didn't 
care  twopence  for  it.  Scrooge  was  the  ogre  of  the 
family.  The  mention  of  his  name  cast  a  dark 
shadow  on  the  party,  which  was  not  dispelled  for 
full  five  minutes. 

After  it  had  passed  away,  they  were  ten  times 
merrier  than  before,  from  the  mere  rehef  of  Scrooge 
the  Baleful  being  done  with.  Bob  Cratchit  told 
them  how  he  had  a  situation  in  his  eye  for  Master 
Peter,  which  would  bring  in,  if  obtained,  full  five- 
and- sixpence  weekly.  The  two  young  Crat chits 
laughed  tremendously  at  the  idea  of  Peter's  being 
a  man  of  business ;  and  Peter  himself  looked 
thoughtfully  at  the  fire  from  between  his  collars, 
as  if  he  were  deliberating  what  particular  invest- 
ments he  should  favour  when  he  came  into  the 
receipt  of  that  bewildering  income.  Martha,  who 
was  a  poor  apprentice  at  a  milliner's,  then  told 
them  what  kind  of  work  she  had  to  do,  and  how 
many  hours  she  worked  at  a  stretch,  and  how  she 
meant  to  lie  abed  to-morrow  morning,  for  a  good 
long  rest ;  to-morrow  being  a  holiday  she  passed  at 
home.  Also,  how  she  had  seen  a  countess  and 
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A    CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

a  lord  some  days  before,  and  how  the  lord  "  was 
mueh  about  as  tall  as  Peter " ;  at  which  Peter 
pulled  up  his  collars  so  high  that  you  couldn't  have 
seen  his  head  if  you  had  been  there.  All  this 
time  the  chestnuts  and  the  jug  went  round  and 
round  ;  and  by  and  by  they  had  a  song,  about  a 
lost  child  travelling  in  the  snow,  from  Tiny  Tim, 
who  had  a  plaintive  httle  voice,  and  sang  it  very 
well  indeed. 

There  was  nothing  of  high  mark  in  this.  They  were 
not  a  handsome  family;  tliey  were  not  well  dressed ; 
their  shoes  were  far  from  being  waterproof;  their 
clothes  were  scanty;  and  Peter  might  have 
known,  and  very  likely  did,  the  inside  of  a  pawn- 
broker's. But  they  were  happy,  grateful,  pleased 
with  one  another,  and  contented  with  the  time  ; 
and  when  they  faded,  and  looked  happier  yet  in 
the  bright  sprinklings  of  the  spirit's  torch  at  part- 
ing, Scrooge  had  his  eye  upon  them,  and  especially 
on  Tiny  Tim,  until  the  last. 

By  this  time  it  was  getting  dark,  and  snowing 
pretty  heavily  ;  and  as  Scrooge  and  the  spirit  went 
along  the  streets,  the  brightness  of  the  roaring  fires 
m  kitchens,  parlours,  and  all  sorts  of  rooms,  was 
wonderful.  Here  the  flickering  of  the  blaze  showed 
preparations  for  a  cosy  dinner,  with  hot  plates 
baking  through  and  through  before  the  fire,  and 
deep  red  curtains,  ready  to  be  drawn  to  shut  out 
cold  and  darkness.  There,  all  the  children  of  the 
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SECOND     OF     THREE     SPIRITS 

house  were  running  out  into  the  snow  to  meet 
their  married  sisters,  brothers,  cousins,  uncles, 
aunts,  and  be  the  first  to  greet  them.  Here  again, 
were  shadows  on  the  window-bUnd  of  guests 
assembHng  ;  and  there  a  group  of  handsome  girls, 
all  hooded  and  fur-booted,  and  all  chattering  at 
once,  tripped  lightly  off  to  some  near  neighbour's 
house ;  where,  woe  upon  the  single  man  who  saw 
them  enter — artful  witches,  well  they  knew  it — 
in  a  glow  ! 

But,  if  you  had  judged  from  the  numbers  of 
people  on  their  way  to  friendly  gatherings,  you 
mio'ht  have  thought  that  no  one  was  at  home  to 
give  them  welcome  when  they  got  there,  instead 
of  every  house  expecting  company,  and  piling  up 
its  fires  half-chimney  high.  Blessings  on  it,  how 
the  ghost  exulted !  How  it  bared  its  breadth 
of  breast,  and  opened  its  capacious  palm,  and 
floated  on,  outpouring,  with  a  generous  hand,  its 
bright  and  harmless  mirth  on  everything  within 
its  reach  !  The  very  lamplighter,  who  ran  on  be- 
fore, dotting  the  dusky  street  with  specks  of  light, 
and  who  was  dressed  to  spend  the  evening  some- 
where, laughed  out  loud  as  the  spirit  passed,  though 
little  kenned  the  lamplighter  that  he  had  any 
company  but  Christmas ! 

And  now,  without  a  word  of  warning  from  the 
ghost,  they  stood  upon  a  bleak  and  desert  moor, 
where  monstrous  masses  of  rude  stone  were  cast 

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A     CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

about,  as  though  it  were  the  burial-place  of  giants ; 
and  water  spread  itself  wheresoever  it  listed,  or 
would  have  done  so,  but  for  the  frost  that  held  it 
prisoner  ;  and  nothing  grew  but  moss  and  furze,  and 
coarse,  rank  grass.  Down  in  the  west  the  setting 
sun  had  left  a  streak  of  fiery  red,  which  glared 
upon  the  desolation  for  an  instant,  like  a  sullen  eye, 
and  frowning  lower,  lower,  lower  yet,  was  lost  in 
the  thick  gloom  of  darkest  night. 

"  What  place  is  this  ?  "  asked  Scrooge. 

"  A  place  where  miners  live,  who  labour  in  the 
bowels  of  the  earth,"  returned  the  spirit.  "  But 
they  know  me.     See  ! " 

A  light  shone  from  the  window  of  a  hut,  and 
swiftly  they  advanced  towards  it.  Passing  through 
the  wall  of  mud  and  stone,  they  found  a  cheerful 
company  assembled  round  a  glowing  fire.  An  old, 
old  man  and  woman,  with  their  children  and  their 
children's  children,  and  another  generation  beyond 
that,  all  decked  out  gaily  in  their  holiday  attire. 
The  old  man,  in  a  voice  that  seldom  rose  above  the 
howling  of  the  wind  upon  the  barren  waste,  was 
singing  them  a  Christmas  song — it  had  been  a  very 
old  song  when  he  was  a  boy — and  from  time  to 
time  they  all  joined  in  the  chorus.  So  surely  as 
they  raised  their  voices,  the  old  man  got  quite 
blithe  and  loud  ;  and  so  surely  as  they  stopped,  his 
vigour  sank  again. 

The  spirit  did  not  tarry  here,  but  bade  Scrooge 
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hold  his  robe,  and  passing  on  above  the  moor, 
sped — whither  ?  Not  to  sea  ?  To  sea.  To  Scrooge's 
horror,  looking  back,  he  saw  the  last  of  the  land,  a 
frightful  range  of  rocks,  behind  them  ;  and  his  ears 
were  deafened  by  the  thundering  of  water,  as  it 
rolled,  and  roared,  and  raged  among  the  dreadful 
caverns  it  had  worn,  and  fiercely  tried  to  undermine 
the  earth. 

Built  upon  a  dismal  reef  of  sunken  rock,  some 
league  or  so  from  shore,  and  on  which  the  waters 
chafed  and  dashed,  the  wild  year  through,  there 
stood  a  solitary  lighthouse.  Great  heaps  of  sea- 
weed clung  to  its  base,  and  storm-birds — born  of 
the  wind  one  might  suppose,  as  sea-weed  of  the 
water — rose  and  fell  about  it,  like  the  waves  they 
skimmed. 

But  even  here,  two  men  who  watched  the  light 
had  made  a  fire,  that  through  the  loophole  in  the 
thick  stone  wall  shed  out  a  ray  of  brightness  on 
the  awful  sea.  Joining  their  horny  hands  over  the 
rough  table  at  which  they  sat,  they  wished  each 
other  Merry  Christmas  in  their  can  of  grog ;  and 
one  of  them — the  elder,  too,  with  his  face  all 
damaged  and  scarred  with  hard  weather,  as  the 
figure-head  of  an  old  ship  might  be — struck  up  a 
sturdy  song  that  was  like  a  gale  in  itself 

Again  the  ghost  sped  on,  above  the  black  and 
heaving  sea — on,  on — until,  being  far  away,  as  he 
told  Scrooge,  from  any  shore,  they  lighted  on  a 

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A     CHRISTIMAS     CAROL 

ship.  They  stood  beside  the  hehnsman  at  the 
wheel,  the  look-out  in  the  bow,  the  officers  who 
had  the  watch ;  dark,  ghostly  figures  in  their 
several  stations ;  but  every  man  among  them 
hummed  a  Christmas  tune,  or  had  a  Christmas 
thought,  or  spoke  below  his  breath  to  his  com- 
panion of  some  bygone  Christmas  Day,  with 
homeward  hopes  belonging  to  it.  And  every  man 
on  board,  waking  or  sleeping,  good  or  bad,  had 
had  a  kinder  word  for  one  another  on  that  day  than 
on  any  day  in  the  year  ;  and  had  shared  to  some 
extent  in  its  festivities  ;  and  had  remembered  those 
he  cared  for  at  a  distance,  and  had  known  that 
they  delighted  to  remember  him. 

It  was  a  great  surprise  to  Scrooge,  while  listen- 
ing to  the  moaning  of  the  wind,  and  thinking  what 
a  solemn  thing  it  was  to  move  on  through  the 
lonely  darkness  over  an  unknown  abyss,  whose 
depths  were  secrets  as  profound  as  death — it  was  a 
great  surprise  to  Scrooge,  while  thus  engaged,  to 
hear  a  hearty  laugh.  It  w^as  a  much  greater 
surprise  to  Scrooge  to  recognise  it  as  his  own 
nephew's,  and  to  find  himself  in  a  bright,  dry, 
gleaming  room,  with  the  spirit  standing  smiling  by 
his  side,  and  looking  at  that  same  nephew  with 
approving  affability  ! 

"  Ha,  ha !  "  laughed  Scrooge's  nephew.  "  Ha, 
ha,  ha  ! " 

If  you  should  happen,  by  any  unlikely  chance, 
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to  know  a  man  more  blessed  in  a  laugh  than 
Scrooge's  nephew,  all  I  can  say  is,  I  should  like  to 
know  him  too.  Introduce  him  to  me,  and  I'll 
cultivate  his  acquaintance. 

It  is  a  fair,  even-handed,  noble  adjustment  of 
things,  that  while  there  is  infection  in  disease  and 
sorrow,  there  is  nothing  in  the  world  so  irresistibly 
contagious  as  laughter  and  good-humour.  When 
Scrooge's  nephew  laughed  in  this  way — holding 
his  sides,  rolling  his  head,  and  twisting  his  face 
into  the  most  extravagant  contortions — Scrooge's 
niece,  by  marriage,  laughed  as  heartily  as  he. 
And  their  assembled  friends  being  not  a  bit  behind- 
hand, roared  out  lustily. 

"  Ha,  ha  !     Ha,  ha,  ha,  ha  ! " 

"He  said  that  Christmas  was  a  humbug,  as  I 
live  !  "  cried  Scrooge's  nephew.  "  He  believed  it, 
too!" 

"  More  shame  for  him,  Fred  ! "  said  Scrooge's 
niece  indignantly.  Bless  those  women ;  they 
never  do  anything  by  halves.  They  are  always  in 
earnest. 

She  was  very  pretty — exceedingly  pretty.  With 
a  dimpled,  surprised-looking,  capital  face ;  a  ripe 
little  mouth,  that  seemed  made  to  be  kissed — as  no 
doubt  it  was  ;  all  kinds  of  good  little  dots  about 
her  chin,  that  melted  into  one  another  when  she 
laughed  ;  and  the  sunniest  pair  of  eyes  you  ever 
saw  in  any  httle  creature's  head.     Altogether,  she 

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was  what  you  would  have  called  provoking,  you 
know ;  but  satisfactory,  too.  Oh,  perfectly 
satisfactory. 

"  He's  a  comical  old  fellow,"  said  Scrooge's 
nephew,  "  that's  the  truth  ;  and  not  so  pleasant  as 
he  might  be.  However,  his  offences  carry  their 
own  punishment,  and  I  have  nothing  to  say  against 
him." 

"  I'm  sure  he  is  very  rich,  Fred,"  hinted  Scrooge's 
niece.     "  At  least  you  always  tell  vie  so." 

"  What  of  that,  my  dear  ? "  said  Scrooge's 
nephew.  "  His  wealth  is  of  no  use  to  him.  He 
don't  do  any  good  with  it.  He  don't  make  himself 
comfortable  with  it.  He  hasn't  the  satisfaction  of 
thinking — ha,  ha,  ha ! — that  he  is  ever  going  to 
benefit  us  with  it." 

'*  I  have  no  patience  with  him,"  observed 
Scrooge's  niece.  Scrooge's  niece's  sisters,  and  all 
the  other  ladies,  expressed  the  same  opinion. 

"  Oh,  I  have  !  "  said  Scrooge's  nephew.  "  I  am 
sorry  for  him  ;  I  couldn't  be  angry  with  him  if  I 
tried.  Who  suffers  by  his  ill  whims  ?  Himself, 
always.  Here,  he  takes  it  into  his  head  to  dislike 
us,  and  he  won't  come  and  dine  with  us.  What's 
the  consequence  ?  He  don't  lose  much  of  a 
dinner." 

"  Indeed,  I  think  he  loses  a  very  good  dinner," 
interrupted  Scrooge's  niece.  Everybody  else  said 
the  same,  and  they  must  be  allowed  to  have  been 
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competent  judges,  because  they  had  just  had 
dinner  ;  and,  with  the  dessert  upon  the  table,  were 
clustered  round  the  fire,  by  lamplight. 

"  Well!  I  am  very  glad  to  hear  it,"  said  Scrooge's 
nephew ;  "  because  I  haven't  any  great  faith  in 
these  young  housekeepers.  What  do  you  say. 
Topper  ? " 

Topper  had  clearly  got  his  eye  upon  one  of 
Scrooge's  niece's  sisters,  for  he  answered  that  a 
bachelor  was  a  wretched  outcast,  who  had  no  right 
to  express  an  opinion  on  the  subject.  Whereat 
Scrooge's  niece's  sister — the  plump  one  with  the 
lace  tucker  ;  not  the  one  with  the  roses — blushed. 

"  Do  go  on,  Fred,"  said  Scrooge's  niece,  clapping 
her  hands.  "He  never  finishes  what  he  begins  to 
say  !     He  is  such  a  ridiculous  fellow  !  " 

Scrooge's  nephew  revelled  in  another  laugh,  and 
as  it  was  impossible  to  keep  the  infection  off — 
though  the  plump  sister  tried  hard  to  do  it  with 
aromatic  vinegar — his  example  was  unanimously 
followed. 

"  I  was  only  going  to  say,"  said  Scrooge's 
nephew,  "  that  the  consequence  of  his  taking  a 
dislike  to  us,  and  not  making  merry  with  us,  is,  as 
I  think,  that  he  loses  some  pleasant  moments, 
which  could  do  him  no  harm.  I  am  sure  he  loses 
pleasanter  companions  than  he  can  find  in  his  own 
thoughts,  either  in  his  mouldy  old  office,  or  his 
dusty  chambers.  I  mean  to  give  him  the  same 
N  89 


A     CIIRISTIMAS     CAROL 

chance  every  year,  whether  he  Ukes  it  or  not,  for  1 
pity  him.  He  may  rail  at  Christmas  till  he  dies, 
but  he  can't  help  thinking  better  of  it — I  defy  him 
— if  he  finds  me  going  there,  in  good  temper,  year 
after  year,  and  saying.  Uncle  Scrooge,  how  are 
you  ?  If  it  only  puts  him  in  the  vein  to  leave  his 
poor  clerk  fifty  pounds,  thafs  something ;  and  I 
think  I  shook  him  yesterday." 

It  was  their  turn  to  laugh  now,  at  the  notion  of 
his  shaking  Scrooge.  But  being  thoroughly  good- 
natured,  and  not  much  caring  what  they  laughed 
at,  so  that  they  laughed  at  any  rate,  he  encouraged 
them  in  their  merriment,  and  passed  the  bottle, 
joyously. 

After  tea,  they  had  some  music.  For  they  were 
a  musical  family,  and  knew  what  they  were  about, 
when  they  sang  a  glee  or  catch,  I  can  assure  you : 
especially  Topper,  who  could  growl  away  in  the 
bass  like  a  good  one,  and  never  swell  the  large 
veins  in  his  forehead,  or  get  red  in  the  face  over  it. 
Scrooge's  niece  played  well  upon  the  harp  ;  and 
played  among  other  tunes  a  simple  little  air  (a 
mere  nothing :  you  might  learn  to  whistle  it  in 
two  minutes),  which  had  been  familiar  to  the  child 
who  fetched  Scrooge  from  the  boarding-school,  as 
he  had  been  reminded  by  the  Ghost  of  Christmas 
Past.  When  this  strain  of  music  sounded,  all  the 
things  that  ghost  had  shown  him,  came  upon  his 
mind ;  he  softened  more  and  more ;  and  thought 
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that  if  he  could  have  Hstened  to  it  often,  years  ago, 
he  might  have  cultivated  the  kindnesses  of  life  for 
his  own  happiness  with  his  own  hands,  without 
resorting  to  the  sexton's  spade  that  buried  Jacob 
Marley. 

But  they  didn't  devote  the  whole  evening  to 
music.  After  a  while  they  played  at  forfeits  ;  for 
it  is  good  to  be  children  sometimes,  and  never 
better  than  at  Christmas,  when  its  mighty 
Founder  was  a  child  Himself  Stop !  There 
was  first  a  game  at  blindman's-bufF.  Of  course 
there  was.  And  I  no  more  believe  Topper  was 
really  blind  than  I  believe  he  had  eyes  in  his  boots. 
My  opinion  is,  that  it  was  a  done  thing  between 
him  and  Scrooge's  nephew ;  and  that  the  Ghost  of 
Christmas  Present  knew  it.  The  way  he  went 
after  that  plump  sister  in  the  lace  tucker,  was  an 
outrage  on  the  credulity  of  human  nature. 
Knocking  down  the  fire-irons,  tumbling  over  the 
chairs,  bumping  up  against  the  piano,  smothering 
himself  among  the  curtains,  wherever  she  went, 
there  went  he  !  He  always  knew  where  the  plump 
sister  was.  He  wouldn't  catch  anybody  else.  It 
you  had  fallen  up  against  him  (as  some  of  them 
did)  on  purpose,  he  would  have  made  a  feint  of 
endeavouring  to  seize  you,  which  would  have  been 
an  affront  to  your  understanding,  and  would 
instantly  have  sidled  off  in  the  direction  of  the 
plump  sister.     She  often  cried  out  that  it  wasn't 

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A    CHRISTIMAS     CAROL 

fciir :  and  it  really  was  not.  But  wlien  at  last  he 
caught  her — when,  in  spite  of  all  her  silken 
rustlings,  and  her  rapid  Hutterings  past  him,  he 
got  her  into  a  corner  whence  there  was  no  escape — 
then  his  conduct  was  the  most  execrable.  For 
his  pretending  not  to  know  her — his  pretending 
that  it  was  necessary  to  touch  her  head-dress,  and 
further  to  assure  himself  of  her  identity  by  pressing 
a  certain  ring  upon  her  finger,  and  a  certain  chain 
about  her  neck — was  vile,  monstrous  !  No  doubt 
she  told  him  her  opinion  of  it,  when,  another  bhnd- 
man  being  in  office,  they  were  so  very  confidential 
together,  behind  the  curtains. 

Scrooge's  niece  was  not  one  of  the  blindman's- 
buff  party,  but  was  made  comfortable  with  a  large 
chair  and  a  foot-stool,  in  a  snug  corner,  where  the 
ghost  and  Scrooge  were  close  behind  her.  But 
she  joined  in  the  forfeits,  and  loved  her  love  to 
admiration  with  all  the  letters  of  the  alphabet. 
Likewise  at  the  game  of  How,  When,  and  Where, 
she  was  very  great,  and,  to  the  secret  joy  of 
Scrooge's  nephew,  beat  her  sisters  hollow :  though 
they  were  sharp  girls  too,  as  Topper  could  have 
told  you.  There  might  have  been  twenty  people 
there,  young  and  old,  but  they  all  played,  and  so 
did  Scrooge ;  for,  wholly  forgetting  in  the  interest 
he  had  in  what  was  going  on,  that  his  voice  made 
no  sound  in  their  ears,  he  sometimes  came  out  with 
his  guess  quite  loud,  and  very  often  guessed  right, 
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SECOND  OF  THREE  SPIRITS 

too ;   for   the   sharpest    needle,  best   Whitechapel 
warranted  not  to  cut  in  the  eye,  was  not  sharper 
than   Scrooge ;   blunt   as  he  took  it   in   his   head 
to  be. 

The  ghost  was  greatly  pleased  to  find  him  in  this 
mood,  and  looked  upon  him  with  such  favour,  that 
he  begged  like  a  boy  to  be  allowed  to  stay  until 
the  guests  departed.  But  this  the  spirit  said  could 
not  be  done. 

"  Here  is  a  new  game,"  said  Scrooge.  "  One 
half-hour,  spirit,  only  one  I  " 

It  was  a  game  called  Yes  and  No,  where 
Scrooge's  nephew  had  to  think  of  something,  and 
the  rest  must  find  out  what ;  he  only  answering  to 
their  questions  yes  or  no,  as  the  case  was.  The 
brisk  fire  of  questioning  to  which  he  was  exposed, 
elicited  from  him  that  he  was  thinking  of  an 
animal,  a  live  animal,  rather  a  disagreeable  animal, 
a  savage  animal,  an  animal  that  growled  and 
grunted  sometimes,  and  talked  sometimes,  and 
lived  in  London,  and  walked  about  the  streets, 
and  wasn't  made  a  show  of,  and  wasn't  led  by 
anybody,  and  didn't  live  in  a  menagerie,  and  was 
never  killed  in  a  market,  and  was  not  a  horse  or  an 
ass,  or  a  cow,  or  a  bull,  or  a  tiger,  or  a  dog,  or  a 
pig,  or  a  cat,  or  a  bear.  At  every  fresh  question 
that  was  put  to  him,  this  nephew  burst  into  a  fresh 
roar  of  laughter  ;  and  was  so  inexpressibly  tickled 
that  he  was  obliged  to  get  up  off  the  sofa  and 

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stamp.  At  last  the  plump  sister,  falling  into  a 
similar  state,  cried  out — 

"  I  have  found  it  out !  I  know  what  it  is,  Fred  ! 
I  know  what  it  is  !  " 

"  What  is  it  ?  "  cried  Fred. 

"  It's  your  uncle  Scro-o-o-o-oge  !  " 

Which  it  certainly  was.  Admiration  was  the 
universal  sentiment,  though  some  objected  that 
the  reply  to  "  Is  it  a  bear  ? "  ought  to  have  been 
"  Yes " ;  inasmuch  as  an  answer  in  the  negative 
was  sufficient  to  have  diverted  their  thoughts  from 
Mr.  Scrooge,  supposing  they  had  ever  had  any 
tendency  that  way. 

"  He  has  given  us  plenty  of  merriment,  I  am 
sure,"  said  Fred,  "  and  it  would  be  ungrateful  not 
to  drink  his  health.  Here  is  a  glass  of  mulled  wine 
ready  to  our  hand  at  the  moment ;  and  I  say, 
'  Uncle  Scrooge  ! '  " 

"  Well !     Uncle  Scrooge  ! "  they  cried. 

"  A  Merry  Christmas  and  A  Happy  New  Year 
to  the  old  man,  Avhatever  he  is ! "  said  Scrooge's 
nephew.  "  He  wouldn't  take  it  from  me,  but  may 
he  have  it,  nevertheless.     Uncle  Scrooge  ! " 

Uncle  Scrooge  had  imperceptibly  become  so  gay 
and  light  of  heart,  that  he  w^ould  have  pledged  the 
unconscious  company  in  return,  and  thanked  them 
in  an  inaudible  speech,  if  the  ghost  had  given  him 
time.  But  the  whole  scene  passed  off  in  the 
breath  of  the  last  word  spoken  by  his  nephew ; 
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and   he   and   the    spirit   were    again    upon    their 
travels. 

Much  they  saw,  and  far  they  went,  and  many 
homes  they  visited,  but  always  with  a  happy  end. 
The  spirit  stood  beside  sick-beds,  and  they  were 
cheerful ;  on  foreign  lands,  and  they  were  close  at 
home  ;  by  struggling  men,  and  they  were  patient 
in  their  greater  hope  ;  by  poverty,  and  it  was  rich. 
In  almshouse,  hospital,  and  jail,  in  misery's  every 
refuge,  where  vain  man  in  his  little  brief  authority 
had  not  made  fast  the  door,  and  barred  the  spirit  out, 
he  left  his  blessing,  and  taught  Scrooge  his  precepts. 

It  was  a  long  night,  if  it  were  only  a  night ; 
but  Scrooge  had  his  doubts  of  this,  because  the 
Christmas  holidays  appeared  to  be  condensed  into 
the  space  of  time  they  passed  together.  It  was 
strange,  too,  that  while  Scrooge  remained  un- 
altered in  his  outv/ard  form,  the  ghost  grew  older, 
clearly  older.  Scrooge  had  observed  this  change, 
but  never  spoke  of  it,  until  they  left  a  children's 
Twelfth  Night  party,  when,  looking  at  the  spirit 
as  they  stood  together  in  an  open  space,  he  noticed 
that  its  hair  was  gray. 

"  Are  spirits'  lives  so  short  ?  "  asked  Scrooge. 

"  My  life  upon  this  globe  is  very  brief,"  replied 
the  ghost.     "  It  ends  to-night." 

"  To-night !  "  cried  Scrooge. 

"  To-night  at  midnight.  Hark  I  The  time  is 
drawing  near." 

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The  chimes  were  ringing  the  three-quarters-past 
eleven  at  tliat  moment. 

"  Forgive  me  if  I  am  not  justified  in  what  I 
ask,"  said  Scrooge,  looking  intently  at  the  spirit's 
robe,  "  but  I  see  something  strange,  and  not  be- 
longing to  yourself,  protruding  from  your  skirts. 
Is  it  a  foot  or  a  claw  ? " 

"  It  might  be  a  claw,  for  the  flesh  there  is 
upon  it,"  was  the  spirit's  sorrowful  reply.  "  Look 
here." 

From  the  foldings  of  its  robe,  it  brought  two 
children ;  wretched,  abject,  frightful,  hideous, 
miserable.  They  kneeled  down  at  its  feet,  and 
clung  upon  the  outside  of  its  garment. 

"  Oh,  man!  look  here.  Look,  look,  down  here!" 
exclaimed  the  ghost. 

They  were  a  boy  and  girl.  Yellow,  meagre, 
ragged,  scowling,  wolfish ;  but  prostrate,  too,  in 
their  humility.  Where  graceful  youth  should 
have  filled  their  features  out,  and  touched  them 
with  its  freshest  tints,  a  stale  and  shrivelled  hand, 
like  that  of  age,  had  pinched  and  twisted  them, 
and  pulled  them  into  shreds.  Where  angels 
might  have  sat  enthroned,  devils  lurked,  and 
glared  out  menacing.  No  change,  no  degradation, 
no  perversion  of  humanity,  in  any  grade,  through 
all  the  mysteries  of  wonderful  creation,  has  mon- 
sters half  so  horrible  and  dread. 

Scrooge  started  back,   appalled.     Having  them 
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shown  to  him  in  this  way,  he  tried  to  say  they 
were  fine  children,  but  the  words  choked  them- 
selves, rather  than  be  parties  to  a  lie  of  such 
enormous  magnitude. 

"  Spirit !  are  they  yours  ? "  Scrooge  could  say 
no  more. 

"  They  are  man's,"  said  the  spirit,  looking  down 
upon  them.  "  And  they  cling  to  me,  appealing 
from  their  fathers.  This  boy  is  Ignorance.  Thi 
girl  is  Want.  Beware  them  both,  and  all  of  their 
degree,  but  most  of  all  beware  this  boy,  for  on  his 
brow  I  see  that  written  which  is  Doom,  unless  the 
writing  be  erased.  Deny  it ! "  cried  the  spirit, 
stretching  out  its  hand  towards  the  city. 
"  Slander  those  who  tell  it  ye !  Admit  it  for 
your  factious  purposes,  and  make  it  worse  !  And 
bide  the  end." 

"  Have  they  no  refuge  or  resource  ? "  cried 
Scrooge. 

"  Are  there  no  prisons  ? "  said  the  spirit,  turning 
on  him  for  the  last  time  with  his  own  words. 
"  Are  there  no  workhouses  ?  " 

The  bell  struck  twelve. 

Scrooge  looked  about  for  the  ghost,  and  saw  it 
not.  As  the  last  stroke  ceased  to  vibrate,  he 
remembered  the  prediction  of  old  Jacob  Marley, 
and  lifting  up  his  eyes,  beheld  a  solemn  phantom, 
draped  and  hooded,  coming,  like  a  mist  along  the 
ground,  towards  him. 

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The  phantom  slowly,  gravely,  silently  approached. 
When  it  came  near  him,  Scrooge  bent  down  upon 
his  knee ;  for  in  the  very  air  through  which  this 
spirit  moved  it  seemed  to  scatter  gloom  and 
mystery. 

It  was  shrouded  in  a  deep-black  garment,  which 
concealed  its  head,  its  face,  its  form,  and  left 
nothing  of  it  visible  save  one  outstretched  hand. 
But  for  this  it  would  have  been  difficult  to  detach 
its  figure  from  the  night,  and  separate  it  from  the 
darkness  by  which  it  was  surrounded. 

He  felt  that  it  was  tall  and  stately  when  it  came 
beside  him,  and  that  its  mysterious  presence  filled 
him  with  a  solemn  dread.  He  knew  no  more,  for 
the  spirit  neither  spoke  nor  moved. 

"  I  am  in  the  presence  of  the  Ghost  of  Christmas 
Yet  to  Come  ?  "  said  Scrooge. 
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The  spirit  answered  not,  but  pointed  onward 
with  his  hand. 

"You  are  about  to  show  me  shadows  of  the 
things  that  have  not  happened,  but  will  happen  in 
the  time  before  us,"  Scrooge  pursued.  "  Is  that 
so,  spirit  ? " 

The  upper  portion  of  the  garment  was  con- 
tracted for  an  instant  in  its  folds,  as  if  the  spirit 
had  inclined  its  head.  That  was  the  only  answer 
he  received. 

Although  well  used  to  ghostly  company  by  this 
time,  Scrooge  feared  the  silent  shape  so  much  that 
his  legs  trembled  beneath  him,  and  he  found  that 
he  could  hardly  stand  when  he  prepared  to  follow 
it.  The  spirit  paused  a  moment,  as  observing  his 
condition,  and  giving  him  time  to  recover. 

But  Scrooge  was  all  the  worse  for  this.  It 
thrilled  him  with  a  vague  uncertain  horror,  to 
know  that  behind  the  dusky  shroud  there  were 
ghostly  eyes  intently  fixed  upon  him,  while  he, 
though  he  stretched  his  own  to  the  utmost,  could 
see  nothing  but  a  spectral  hand  and  one  great  heap 
of  black. 

"  Ghost  of  the  future  ! "  he  exclaimed,  "  I  fear 
you  more  than  any  spectre  I  have  seen.  But  as  I 
know  your  purpose  is  to  do  me  good,  and  as  I 
hope  to  live  to  be  another  man  from  what  I  was, 
I  am  prepared  to  bear  you  company,  and  do  it  with 
a  thankful  heart.     Will  you  not  speak  to  me  ?  " 

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A    CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

It  trave  him  no  reply.  The  hand  was  pointed 
straight  before  them. 

"Lead  on!"  said  Scrooge.  "Lead  on  I  The 
night  is  waning  fast,  and  it  is  precious  time  to  me, 
I  know.     Lead  on,  spirit !  " 

The  phantom  moved  away  as  it  had  come 
towards  him.  Scrooge  followed  in  the  shadow  of 
its  dress,  which  bore  him  up,  he  thought,  and 
carried  him  along. 

They  scarcely  seemed  to  enter  the  city ;  for  the 
city  rather  seemed  to  spring  up  about  them,  and 
encompass  them  of  its  own  act.  But  there  they 
were,  in  the  heart  of  it ;  on  'Change,  amongst  the 
merchants  ;  who  hurried  up  and  down,  and  chinked 
the  money  in  their  pockets,  and  conversed  in 
groups,  and  looked  at  their  watches,  and  trifled 
thoughtfully  with  their  great  gold  seals ;  and  so 
forth,  as  Scrooge  had  seen  them  often. 

The  spirit  stopped  beside  one  little  knot  of 
business  men.  Observing  that  the  hand  was 
pointed  to  them,  Scrooge  advanced  to  listen  to 
their  talk. 

"  No,"  said  a  great  fat  man  with  a  monstrous 
chin,  "  I  don't  know  much  about  it  either  way. 
I  only  know  he's  dead." 

"  When  did  he  die  ? "  inquired  another. 

"  Last  night,  I  believe." 

"  Why,  what  was  the  matter  with  him  ?  "  asked 
a  third,  taking  a  vast  quantity  of  snuff  out  of  a 
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"  WHY,    WHAT   WAS    THE    MATTER    WITH    HIM  ? "    ASKED    A    THIRD, 

TAKING    A    VAST     QUANTITY     OF     SKUFF     OUT    OF     A    VERY    LARGE 

SNUFF-BOX,      "  I   THOUGHT   HE'd   NEVER    DIE.'' 


A     CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

very  large  snuff-box.  "  I  thought  he'd  never 
die." 

•'  God  knows,"  said  the  first,  with  a  yawn. 

"  What  has  he  done  with  his  money  ?  "  asked  a 
red-faced  gentleman  with  a  pendulous  excrescence 
on  the  end  of  his  nose,  that  shook  like  the  gills  of 
a  turkey-cock. 

"  I  haven't  heard,"  said  the  man  with  the  large 
chin,  yawning  again.  "  Left  it  to  his  company, 
perhaps.  He  hasn't  left  it  to  mc.  That's  all  I 
know." 

This  pleasantry  was  received  with  a  general 
laugh. 

"  It's  likely  to  be  a  very  cheap  funeral,"  said  the 
same  speaker  ;  "  for  upon  my  life  I  don't  know  of 
anybody  to  go  to  it.  Suppose  we  make  up  a  party 
and  volunteer  ? " 

"  I  don't  mind  going  if  a  lunch  is  pro\aded," 
observed  the  gentleman  with  the  excrescence  on 
his  nose.     "  But  1  must  be  fed,  if  I  make  one." 

Another  laugh. 

"  Well,  1  am  the  most  disinterested  among  you, 
after  all,"  said  the  first  speaker,  "  for  I  never  wear 
black  gloves,  and  I  never  eat  lunch.  But  I'll 
offer  to  go,  if  anybody  else  will.  When  I  come  to 
think  of  it,  I'm  not  at  all  sure  that  I  wasn't  his 
most  particular  friend ;  for  we  used  to  stop  and 
speak  whenever  we  met.     Bye,  bye  !  " 

Speakers  and  listeners  strolled  away,  and  mixed 
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with  other  groups.  Scrooge  knew  the  men,  and 
looked  towards  the  spirit  for  an  explanation. 

The  phantom  glided  on  into  a  street.  Its  finger 
pointed  to  two  persons  meeting.  Scrooge  listened 
again,  thinking  that  the  explanation  might  lie 
here. 

He  knew  these  men,  also,  perfectly.  They  were 
men  of  business,  very  wealthy,  and  of  great  im- 
portance. He  had  made  a  point  of  always  standing 
well  in  their  esteem — in  a  business  point  of  view^ 
that  is  ;  strictly  in  a  business  point  of  view. 

"  How  are  you  ?  "  said  one. 

"  How  are  you  ?  "  returned  the  other. 

"  Well !  "  said  the  first.  "  Old  Scratch  has  got 
his  own  at  last,  hey  ?  " 

"  So  I  am  told,"  returned  the  second.  "  Cold, 
isn't  it  ? " 

"  Seasonable  for  Christmas  time.  You're  not 
a  skater,  I  suppose  ?  " 

"  No.  No.  Something  else  to  think  of  Good- 
morning  ! " 

Not  another  word.  That  was  their  meeting, 
their  conversation,  and  their  parting. 

Scrooge  was  at  first  inclined  to  be  surprised  that 
the  spirit  should  attach  importance  to  conversations 
apparently  so  trivial ;  but  feeling  assured  that  they 
must  have  some  hidden  purpose,  he  set  himself  to 
consider  what  it  was  likely  to  be.  They  could 
scarcely  be  supposed  to  have  any  bearing  on  the 

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death  of  Jacob,  his  old  partner,  for  that  was  past, 
and  tliis  ghost's  province  was  the  future.  Nor 
could  he  think  of  any  one  immediately  connected 
with  himself  to  whom  he  could  apply  them.  But 
nothing  doubting  that  to  whomsoever  they  applied 
they  had  some  latent  moral  for  his  own  improve- 
ment, he  resolved  to  treasure  up  every  word  he 
heard,  and  everything  he  saw ;  and  especially  to 
observe  the  shadow  of  himself  when  it  appeared. 
For  he  had  an  expectation  that  the  conduct  of  his 
future  self  would  give  him  the  clue  he  missed,  and 
would  render  the  solution  of  these  riddles  easy. 

He  looked  about  in  that  very  place  for  his  own 
image  ;  but  another  man  stood  in  his  accustomed 
corner,  and  though  the  clock  pointed  to  his  usual 
time  of  day  for  being  there,  he  saw  no  likeness  of 
himself  among  the  multitudes  that  poured  in 
through  the  porch.  It  gave  him  little  surprise, 
however ;  for  he  had  been  revolving  in  his  mind 
a  change  of  life,  and  thought  and  hoped  he  saw  his 
new-born  resolutions  carried  out  in  this. 

Quiet  and  dark,  beside  him  stood  the  phantom, 
with  its  outstretched  hand.  When  he  roused  him- 
self from  1ms  thoughful  quest,  he  fancied  from  the 
turn  of  the  hand,  and  its  situation  in  reference  to 
himself,  that  the  unseen  eyes  were  looking  at  him 
keenly.     It  made  him  shudder,  and  feel  very  cold. 

They  left  the  busy  scene,  and  went  into  an 
obscure  part  of  the  town,  where  Scrooge  had  never 
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penetrated  before,  although  he  recognised  its  situa- 
tion, and  its  bad  repute.  The  ways  were  foul  and 
narrow ;  the  shops  and  houses  wretched ;  the 
people  half-naked,  drunken,  slipshod,  ugly.  Alleys 
and  archways,  like  so  many  cesspools,  disgorged 
their  offences  of  smell,  and  dirt,  and  life,  upon  the 
straggling  streets  ;  and  the  whole  quarter  reeked 
with  crime,  with  filth,  and  misery. 

Far  in  this  den  of  infamous  resort,  there  was 
a  low-browed,  beetling  shop,  below  a  pent-house 
roof,  where  iron,  old  rags,  bottles,  bones,  and 
greasy  ofFal,  were  bought.  Upon  the  floor  within, 
were  piled  up  heaps  of  rusty  keys,  nails,  chains, 
hinges,  files,  scales,  weights,  and  refuse  iron  of  all 
kinds.  Secrets  that  few  would  like  to  scrutinise 
were  bred  and  hidden  in  mountains  of  unseemly 
rags,  masses  of  corrupted  fat,  and  sepulchres  of 
bones.  Sitting  in  among  the  wares  he  dealt  in,  by 
a  charcoal  stove,  made  of  old  bricks,  was  a  gray- 
haired  rascal,  nearly  seventy  years  of  age  ;  who 
had  screened  himself  from  the  cold  air  without,  by 
a  frowsy  curtaining  of  miscellaneous  tatters,  hung 
upon  a  Hne ;  and  smoked  his  pipe  in  all  the  luxury 
of  calm  retirement. 

Scrooge  and  the  phantom  came  into  the  presence 
of  this  man,  just  as  a  woman  with  a  heavy  bundle 
slunk  into  the  shop.  But  she  had  scarcely  entered, 
when  another  woman,  similarly  laden,  came  in 
too;  and  she  was  closely  followed  by  a  man  Id 
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faded  black,  who  was  no  less  startled  by  the  sight 
of  them  than  they  had  been  upon  the  recognition 
of  each  other.  After  a  short  period  of  blank 
astonishment,  in  which  the  old  man  with  the 
pipe  had  joined  them,  they  all  three  burst  into 
a  laugh. 

"  Let  the  charwoman  alone  to  be  the  first ! " 
cried  she  who  had  entered  first.  '*  Let  the  laun- 
dress alone  to  be  the  second  ;  and  let  the  under- 
taker's man  alone  to  be  the  third.  Look  here,  old 
Joe,  here's  a  chance  !  If  we  haven't  all  three  met 
here  without  meaning  it !  " 

"  You  couldn't  have  met  in  a  better  place,"  said 
old  Joe,  removing  his  pipe  from  his  mouth. 
"  Come  into  the  parlour.  You  were  made  free  of  it 
long  ago,  you  know ;  and  the  other  two  ain't 
strangers.  Stop  till  I  shut  the  door  of  the  shop. 
Ah!  How  it  screaks!  There  ain't  such  a  rusty 
bit  of  metal  in  the  place  as  its  own  hinges,  I 
believe  ;  and  I'm  sure  there's  no  such  old  bones  here, 
as  mine.  Ha,  ha  !  We're  all  suitable  to  our  call- 
ing ;  we're  well  matched.  Come  into  the  parlour. 
Come  into  the  parlour." 

The  parlour  was  the  sp.ace  behind  the  screen  of 
rags ;  the  old  man  raked  the  fire  together  with  an 
old  stair-rod,  and  having  trimmed  his  smoky  lamp 
(for  it  was  night)  with  the  stem  of  his  pipe,  put  it 
into  his  mouth  again. 

While  he  did  this,  the  woman  who  had  already 
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spoken  threw  her  bundle  on  the  floor  and  sat  down 
in  a  flaunting  manner  on  a  stool ;  crossing  her 
elbows  on  her  knees,  and  looking  with  a  bold 
defiance  at  the  other  two. 

"  What  odds  then  !  What  odds,  Mrs.  Dilber  ?  " 
said  the  woman.  "  Every  person  has  a  right  to 
take  care  of  themselves.     He  always  did  !  " 

"  That's  true,  indeed  I  "  said  the  laundress.  "  No 
man,  more  so." 

"  Why  then,  don't  stand  staring  as  if  you  was 
afraid,  woman ;  who's  the  wiser  ?  We're  not 
going  to  pick  holes  in  each  other's  coats,  I 
suppose  ? " 

'*  No,  indeed  ! "  said  Mrs.  Dilber  and  the  man 
together.     "  We  should  hope  not." 

"  Very  well,  then  ! "  cried  the  woman.  "  That's 
enough.  Who's  the  worse  for  the  loss  of  a  few 
things  like  these  ?     Not  a  dead  man,  I  suppose." 

"  No,  indeed,"  said  Mrs.  Dilber,  laughing. 

"  If  he  wanted  to  keep  'em  after  he  was  dead,  a 
wicked  old  screw,"  pursued  the  woman,  "  why 
wasn't  he  natural  in  his  lifetime  ?  If  he  had  been, 
he'd  have  had  somebody  to  look  after  him  when  he 
was  struck  with  death,  instead  of  lying  gasping 
out  his  last  there,  alone  by  himself." 

"  It's  the  truest  word  that  ever  was  spoke,"  said 
Mrs.  Dilber.     "  It's  a  judgment  on  him." 

"  I  wish  it  was  a  little  heavier  judgment,"  re- 
plied the  woman  ;  "  and  it  should  have  been,  you 

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may  depend  upon  it,  if  I  could  have  laid  my  hands 
on  anything  else.  Open  that  bundle,  old  Joe, 
and  let  me  know  the  value  of  it.  Speak  out  plain 
I'm  not  afraid  to  be  the  first,  nor  afraid  for  them 
to  see  it.  We  knew  pretty  well  that  we  were 
helping  ourselves,  before  we  met  here,  I  believe. 
It's  no  sin.     Open  the  bundle,  Joe." 

But  the  gallantry  of  her  friends  would  not  allow 
of  this  ;  and  the  man  in  faded  black,  mounting  the 
breach  first,  produced  his  plunder.  It  was  not 
extensive.  A  seal  or  two,  a  pencil-case,  a  pair  of 
sleeve-buttons,  and  a  brooch  of  no  great  value, 
were  all.  They  were  severely  examined  and 
appraised  by  old  Joe,  who  chalked  the  sums  he  was 
disposed  to  give  for  each,  upon  the  wall,  and  added 
them  up  into  a  total  when  he  found  that  there  was 
nothing  more  to  come. 

"  That's  your  account,"  said  Joe,  "  and  I  wouldn't 
give  another  sixpence,  if  I  was  to  be  boiled  for  not 
doing  it.     Who's  next  ?  " 

Mrs.  Dilber  was  next.  Sheets  and  towels,  a 
little  wearing  apparel,  two  old-fashioned  silver  tea- 
spoons, a  pair  of  sugar-tongs  and  a  few  boots. 
Her  account  was  stated  on  the  wall  in  the  same 
manner. 

"  I  always  give  too  much  to  ladies.     It's  a  weak- 
ness of  mine,  and  that's  the  way  I  ruin  myself," 
said   old    Joe.     "That's   your    account.       If  you 
asked  me  for  another  penny,  and  made  it  an  open 
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question,  I'd  repent  of  being  so  liberal,  and  knock 
off  half  a  crown." 

"  And  now  undo  my  bundle,  Joe,"  said  the  first 
woman. 

Joe  went  down  on  his  knees  for  the  greater  con- 
venience of  opening  it,  and  having  unfastened  a 
great  many  knots,  dragged  out  a  large  heavy  roll 
of  some  dark  stuff. 

"  What  do  you  call  this  ?  "  said  Joe.  "  Bed- 
curtains  ! " 

"  Ah ! "  returned  the  woman,  laughing  and 
leaning  forward  on  her  crossed  arms.  "  Bed- 
curtains  ! " 

"  You  don't  mean  to  say  you  took  'em  down, 
rings  and  all,  with  him  lying  there  ? "  said  Joe. 

"  Yes,  I  do,"  replied  the  woman.  "  Why 
not  ? " 

"  You  were  born  to  make  your  fortune,**  said 
Joe,  "  and  you'll  certainly  do  it." 

"  I  certainly  shan't  hold  my  hand,  when  I  can 
get  anything  in  it  by  reaching  it  out,  for  the  sake 
of  such  a  man  as  he  was,  I  promise  you,  Joe," 
returned  the  woman  coolly.  "  Don't  drop  that  oil 
upon  the  blankets,  now." 

"  His  blankets  ?  "  asked  Joe. 

"  Whose  else's  do  you  think  ?'  replied  the  woman. 
"  He  isn't  likely  to  take  cold  without  'em,  I 
dare  say." 

"  I  hope  he  didn't   die   of  anything   catching  ? 

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Eh  ? "  said  old  Joe,  stopping  in  his  work,  and 
looking  up. 

"  Don't  you  be  afraid  of  that,"  returned  the 
woman.  "  I  ain't  so  fond  of  his  company  that  I'd 
loiter  about  him  for  such  things,  if  he  did.  Ah  ! 
You  may  look  through  that  shirt  till  your  eyes 
ache  ;  but  you  won't  find  a  hole  in  it,  nor  a  thread- 
bare place.  It's  the  best  he  had,  and  a  fine  one 
too.  They'd  have  wasted  it  if  it  hadn't  been 
for  me." 

"  What  do  you  call  wasting  of  it  ? "  asked  old 
Joe. 

"  Putting  it  on  him  to  be  buried  in,  to  be  sure," 
replied  the  woman,  with  a  laugh.  "  Somebody 
was  fool  enough  to  do  it,  but  I  took  it  off  again. 
If  calico  ain't  good  enough  for  such  a  purpose,  it 
isn't  good  enough  for  anything.  It's  quite  as 
becoming  to  the  body.  He  can't  look  uglier  than 
he  did  in  that  one." 

Scrooge  listened  to  this  dialogue  in  horror.  As 
they  sat  grouped  about  their  spoil,  in  the  scanty 
light  afforded  by  the  old  man's  lamp,  he  viewed 
them  with  a  detestation  and  disgust,  which  could 
hardly  have  been  greater,  though  they  had  been 
obscene  demons,  marketing  the  corpse  itself. 

"  Ha,  ha  ! "  laughed  the  same  woman,  when  old 

Joe,  producing  a  flannel  bag  with  money  in  it,  told 

out  their  several  gains  upon  the  ground.     "  This  is 

the  end  of  it,  you  see.     He  frightened  every  one 

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away  from  him  when  he  was  aUve,  to  profit  us 
when  he  was  dead  !     Ha,  ha,  ha  !  " 

"  Spirit ! "  said  Scrooge,  shuddering  from  head 
to  foot.  "  I  see,  I  see.  The  case  of  this  unhappy- 
man  might  be  my  own.  My  hfe  tends  that  way 
now.     Merciful  Heaven,  what  is  this  ! " 

He  recoiled  in  terror,  for  the  scene  had  changed, 
and  now  he  almost  touched  a  bed — a  bare,  un- 
curtained bed — on  which,  beneath  a  ragged  sheet, 
there  lay  a  something  covered  up,  which  though  it 
was  dumb,  announced  itself  in  awful  language. 
The  room  was  very  dark,  too  dark  to  be  observed 
with  any  accuracy,  though  Scrooge  glanced  round 
it  in  obedience  to  a  secret  impulse,  anxious  to 
know  what  kind  of  room  it  was.  A  pale  light, 
rising  in  the  outer  air,  fell  straight  upon  the  bed  ; 
and  on  it,  plundered  and  bereft,  unwatched,  un- 
wept, uncared  for,  was  the  body  of  this  man. 

Scrooge  glanced  towards  the  phantom.  Its 
steady  hand  was  pointed  to  the  head.  The  cover 
was  so  carelessly  adjusted  that  the  slightest  raising 
of  it,  the  motion  of  a  finger  upon  Scrooge's  part, 
would  have  disclosed  the  face.  He  thought  of  it, 
felt  how  easy  it  would  be  to  do,  and  longed  to  do 
it ;  but  had  no  more  power  to  withdraw  the  veil 
than  to  dismiss  the  spectre  at  his  side. 

Oh,  cold,  cold,  rigid,  dreadful  Death,  set  up 
thine  altar  here,  and  dress  it  with  such  terrors  as 
thou    hast    at    thy    command ;    for    this    is    thy 

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dominion !  But  of  the  loved,  revered,  and 
honoured  head,  thou  canst  not  turn  one  hair  to 
thy  dread  purposes,  or  make  one  feature  odious. 
It  is  not  that  the  hand  is  heavy,  and  will  fall  down 
when  released ;  it  is  not  that  the  heart  and  pulse 
are  still ;  but  that  the  hand  was  open,  generous, 
and  true ;  the  heart  brave,  warm,  and  tender  ;  and 
the  pulse  a  man's.  Strike,  Shadow,  strike  '  And 
see  his  good  deeds  springing  from  the  wound,  to 
sow  the  world  with  life  immortal ! 

No  voice  pronounced  these  words  in  Scrooge's 
ears,  and  yet  he  heard  them  when  he  looked  upon 
the  bed.  He  thought,  if  this  man  could  be  raised 
up  now,  what  would  be  his  foremost  thoughts  ? 
Avarice,  hard-dealing,  griping  cares  ?  They  have 
brought  him  to  a  rich  end,  truly  ! 

He  lay,  in  the  dark,  empty  house,  with  not  a 
man,  a  woman,  or  a  child,  to  say,  "  he  was  kind  to 
me  in  this  or  that,  and  for  the  memory  of  one  kind 
word  I  will  be  kind  to  him."  A  cat  was  tearing  at 
the  door,  and  there  was  a  sound  of  gnawing  rats 
beneath  the  hearth-stone.  What  they  wanted  in 
the  room  of  death,  and  why  they  were  so  restless 
and  disturbed,  Scrooge  did  not  dare  to  think. 

"  Spirit ! "  he  said,  "  this  is  a  fearful  place.  In 
leaving  it,  I  shall  not  leave  its  lesson,  trust  me. 
Let  us  go  ! " 

Still  the  ghost  pointed  with  an  unmoved  finger 
to  the  head. 
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"  I  understand  you,"  Scrooge  returned,  "  and  I 
would  do  it,  if  I  could.  But  I  have  not  the  power, 
spirit.     I  have  not  the  power." 

Again  it  seemed  to  look  at  him. 

"If  there  is  any  person  in  the  town  who  feels 
emotion  caused  by  this  man's  death,"  said  Scrooge, 
quite  agonised,  "  show  that  person  to  me,  spirit,  I 
beseech  you  ! " 

The  phantom  spread  its  dark  robe  before  him 
for  a  moment,  like  a  wing ;  and  withdrawing  it, 
revealed  a  room  by  daylight,  where  a  mother  and 
her  children  were. 

She  was  expecting  some  one,  and  with  anxious 
eagerness  ;  for  she  walked  up  and  down  the  room  ; 
started  at  every  sound ;  looked  out  from  the 
window  ;  glanced  at  the  clock  ;  tried,  but  in  vain, 
to  work  with  her  needle ;  and  could  hardly  bear 
the  voices  of  the  children  in  their  play. 

At  length  the  long-expected  knock  was  heard. 
She  hurried  to  the  door,  and  met  her  husband ;  a 
man  whose  face  was  careworn  and  depressed, 
though  he  was  young.  There  was  a  remarkable 
expression  in  it  now ;  a  kind  of  serious  delight  of 
which  he  felt  ashamed,  and  which  he  struggled  to 
repress. 

He  sat  down  to  the  dinner  that  had  been  hoard- 
ing for  him  by  the  fire  ;  and  when  she  asked  him 
faintly  what  news  (which  was  not  until  after  a  long 
silence),  he  appeared  embarrassed  how  to  answer. 
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"  Is  it  good,"  she  said,  "  or  bad  ?  " — to  help  him. 

"  Bad,"  he  answered. 

"  We  are  quite  ruined  ?  " 

"  No.     There  is  hope  yet,  Carohne." 

"  If  he  relents,"  she  said,  amazed,  "  there  is. 
Nothing  is  past  hope,  if  such  a  miracle  has 
happened." 

"  He  is  past  relenting,"  said  her  husband.  "  He 
is  dead." 

She  was  a  mild  and  patient  creature  if  her  face 
spoke  truth  ;  but  she  was  thankful  in  her  soul  to 
hear  it,  and  she  said  so,  with  clasped  hands.  She 
prayed  forgiveness  the  next  moment,  and  was 
sorry ;  but  the  first  was  the  emotion  of  her 
heart. 

"  What  the  half-drunken  woman  whom  I  told 
you  of  last  night,  said  to  me,  when  I  tried  to  see 
him  and  obtain  a  week's  delay,  and  what  I  thought 
was  a  mere  excuse  to  avoid  me,  turns  out  to  have 
been  quite  true.  He  was  not  only  very  ill,  but 
dying,  then." 

"  To  whom  will  our  debt  be  transferred  ?  " 

"  I  don't  know.  But  before  that  time  we  shall 
be  ready  with  the  money  ;  and  even  though  we 
were  not,  it  would  be  bad  fortune  indeed  to  find  so 
merciless  a  creditor  in  his  successor.  We  may 
sleep  to-night  with  light  hearts,  Caroline  !  " 

Yes.  Soften  it  as  they  would,  their  hearts  were 
lighter.  The  children's  faces,  hushed  and  clustered 
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round  to  hear  what  they  so  Httle  understood,  were 
brighter  ;  and  it  was  a  happier  house  for  this  man's 
death  !  The  only  emotion  that  the  ghost  could 
show  him,  caused  by  the  event,  was  one  of 
pleasure. 

"  Let  me  see  some  tenderness  connected  with  a 
death,"  said  Scrooge ;  "  or  that  dark  chamber, 
spirit,  which  we  left  just  now,  will  be  for  ever 
present  to  me." 

The  ghost  conducted  him  through  several  streets 
familiar  to  his  feet ;  and  as  they  went  along, 
Scrooge  looked  here  and  there  to  find  himself,  but 
nowhere  was  he  to  be  seen.  They  entered  poor 
Bob  Cratchit's  house — the  dwelhng  he  had  visited 
before — and  found  the  mother  and  the  children 
seated  round  the  fire. 

Quiet.  Very  quiet.  The  noisy  little  Cratchits 
were  as  still  as  statues  in  one  corner,  and  sat 
looking  up  at  Peter,  who  had  a  book  before  him. 
The  mother  and  her  daughters  were  engaged  in 
sewing.     But  surely  they  were  very  quiet ! 

"  '  And  He  took  a  child,  and  set  him  in  the 
midst  of  them.' " 

Where  had  Scrooge  heard  those  words  ?  He 
had  not  dreamed  them.  The  boy  must  have  read 
them  out,  as  he  and  the  spirit  crossed  the  threshold. 
Why  did  he  not  go  on  ? 

The  mother  laid  her  work  upon  the  table,  and 
put  her  hand  up  to  her  face. 

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"  The  colour  hurts  my  eyes,"  she  said. 

The  colour  ?     Ah,  poor  Tiny  Tim  I 

*'  They're  better  now  again,"  said  Cratchit's  wife. 
"  It  makes  them  weak  by  candle-light ;  and  I 
wouldn't  show  weak  eyes  to  your  father  when  he 
comes  home,  for  the  world.  It  must  be  near  his 
time." 

"  Past  it  rather,"  Peter  answered,  shutting  up 
his  book.  "But  I  think  he  has  walked  a  little 
slower  than  he  used,  these  few  last  evenings, 
mother." 

They  were  very  quiet  again.  At  last  she  said, 
and  in  a  steady,  cheerful  voice,  that  only  faltered 
once — 

"  I  have  known  him  walk  with — I  have  known 
him  walk  with  Tiny  Tim  upon  his  shoulder,  very 
fast  indeed. 

"  And  so  have  I,"  cried  Peter.     "  Often." 

"  And  so  have  I,"  exclaimed  another.  So  had 
all. 

"  But  he  was  very  light  to  carry,"  she  resumed, 
intent  upon  her  work,  "  and  his  father  loved  him 
so,  that  it  was  no  trouble  ;  no  trouble.  And  there 
is  your  father  at  the  door  ! " 

She  hurried  out  to  meet  him ;  and  little  Bob  in 
his  comforter — he  had  need  of  it,  poor  fellow — 
came  in.  His  tea  was  ready  for  him  on  the  hob, 
and  they  all  tried  who  should  help  him  to  it  most. 
Then  the  two  young  Cratchits  got  upon  his  knees 
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and  laid,  each  child  a  little  cheek,  against  his  face, 
as  if  they  said,  "  Don't  mind  it,  father.  Don't  be 
grieved  !  " 

Bob  was  very  cheerful  with  them,  and  spoke 
pleasantly  to  all  the  family.  He  looked  at  the 
work  upon  the  table,  and  praised  the  industry  and 
speed  of  Mrs.  Cratchit  and  the  girls.  They  would 
be  done  long  before  Sunday,  he  said. 

*'  Sunday  !  You  went  to-day,  then,  Robert  ?  " 
said  his  wife. 

"  Yes,  my  dear,"  returned  Bob.  "  I  wish  you 
could  have  gone.  It  would  have  done  you  good  to 
see  how  green  a  place  it  is.  But  you'll  see  it  often. 
I  promised  him  that  I  would  walk  there  on  a 
Sunday.  My  little,  Httle  child!"  cried  Bob. 
"  My  little  child  !  " 

He  broke  down  all  at  once.  He  couldn't  help 
it.  If  he  could  have  helped  it,  he  and  his  child 
would  have  been  farther  apart,  perhaps,  than  they 
were. 

He  left  the  room,  and  went  upstairs  into  the 
room  above,  which  was  lighted  cheerfully,  and 
hung  with  Christmas.  There  was  a  chair  set  close 
beside  the  child,  and  there  were  signs  of  some  one 
having  been  there  lately.  Poor  Bob  sat  down  in 
it,  and  when  he  had  thought  a  little  and  composed 
himself,  he  kissed  the  little  face.  He  was 
reconciled  to  what  had  happened,  and  went  down 
again  quite  happy. 

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They  drew  about  the  fire,  and  talked ;  the  girls 
and  mother  working  still.  Bob  told  them  of  the 
extraordinary  kindness  of  Mr.  Scrooge's  nephew, 
whom  he  had  scarcely  seen  but  once,  and  who, 
meeting  him  in  the  street  that  day,  and  seeing  that 
he  looked  a  little — "just  a  little  down,  you  know," 
said  Bob,  inquired  what  had  happened  to  distress 
him.  "  On  which,"  said  Bob,  "  for  he  is  the 
pleasantest-spoken  gentleman  you  ever  heard,  I  told 
him.  '  I  am  heartily  sorry  for  it,  Mr.  Cratchit,' 
he  said,  *  and  heartily  sorry  for  your  good  wife.' 
By  the  bye,  how  he  ever  knew  that  I  don't 
know." 

"  Knew  what,  my  dear  ?  " 

"  Why,  that  you  were  a  good  wife,"  replied 
Bob. 

"  Everybody  knows  that !  "  said  Peter. 

"  Very  well  observed,  my  boy  !  "  cried  Bob.  "  I 
hope  they  do.  '  Heartily  sorry,'  he  said,  '  for  your 
good  wife.  If  I  can  be  of  service  to  you  in  any 
way,'  he  said,  giving  me  his  card,  '  that's  where  I 
live.  Pray  come  to  me.'  Now,  it  wasn't,"  cried 
Bob,  "  for  the  sake  of  anything  he  might  be 
able  to  do  for  us,  so  much  as  for  his  kind  way, 
that  this  was  quite  delightful.  It  really  seemed 
as  if  he  had  known  our  Tiny  Tim,  and  felt  with 
us. 

"I'm  sure  he's  a  good  soul  I "  said  Mrs.  Crat- 
chit. 

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"  You  would  be  surer  of  it,  my  dear,"  returned 
Bob,  "  if  you  saw  and  spoke  to  him.  I  shouldn't 
be  at  all  surprised — mark  what  I  say  ! — if  he  got 
Peter  a  better  situation." 

"  Only  hear  that,  Peter,"  said  Mrs.  Cratchit. 

"  And  then,"  cried  one  of  the  girls,  "  Peter  will 
be  keeping  company  with  some  one,  and  setting 
up  for  himself." 

"  Get  along  with  you ! "  retorted  Peter, 
grinning. 

"  It's  just  as  likely  as  not,"  said  Bob,  "  one  of 
these  days  ;  though  there's  plenty  of  time  for  that, 
my  dear.  But  however  and  whenever  we  part 
from  one  another,  I  am  sure  we  shall  none  of  us 
forget  poor  Tiny  Tim — shall  we — or  this  first 
parting  that  there  was  among  us  ?  " 

"  Never,  father  !  "  cried  they  all. 

"  And  I  know,"  said  Bob,  "  I  know,  my  dears 
that  when  we  recollect  how  patient  and  how  mild 
he  was,  although  he  was  a  little,  little  child,  we 
shall  not  quarrel  easily  among  ourselves,  and  forget 
poor  Tiny  Tim  in  doing  it." 

"  No,  never,  father  I  "  they  all  cried  again. 

"  I  am  very  happy,"  said  little  Bob,  "  I  am  very 
happy!" 

Mrs.  Cratchit  kissed  him,  his  daughters  kissed 
him,  the  two  young  Cratchits  kissed  him,  and  Peter 
and  himself  shook  hands.  Spirit  of  Tiny  Tim,  thy 
childish  essence  was  from  God  1 

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"  Spectre,"  said  Scrooge,  "  something  informs  me 
that  our  parting  moment  is  at  hand.  I  know  it, 
but  I  know  not  how.  Tell  me  what  man  that  was 
whom  we  saw  lying  dead  ?  " 

The  Ghost  of  Christmas  Yet  to  Come  conveyed 
him,  as  before — though  at  a  different  time,  he 
thought :  indeed,  there  seemed  no  order  in  these 
latter  visions,  save  that  they  were  in  the  future — 
into  the  resorts  of  business  men,  but  showed  him 
not  himself.  Indeed,  the  spirit  did  not  stay  for 
anything,  but  went  straight  on,  as  to  the  end  just 
now  desired,  until  besought  by  Scrooge  to  tarry 
for  a  moment. 

"  This  court,"  said  Scrooge,  "  through  which  we 
hurry  now,  is  where  my  place  of  occupation  is,  and 
has  been  for  a  length  of  time.  I  see  the  house. 
Let  me  behold  what  I  shall  be,  in  days  to 
come ! " 

The  spirit  stopped ;  the  hand  was  pointed  else- 
where. 

"The  house  is  yonder,"  Scrooge  exclaimed. 
"  Why  do  you  point  away  ?  " 

The  inexorable  finger  underwent  no  change. 

Scrooge  hastened  to  the  window  of  his  office,  and 
looked  in.  It  was  an  office  still,  but  not  his. 
The  furniture  was  not  the  same,  and  the  figure  in 
the  chair  was  not  himself.  The  phantom  pointed 
as  before. 

He  joined  it  once  again,  and  wondering  why  and 
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whither  he  had  gone,  accompanied  it  until  they 
reached  an  iron  gate.  He  paused  to  look  round 
before  entering. 

A  churchyard.  Here,  then,  the  wretched  man 
whose  name  he  had  now  to  learn  lay  underneath 
the  ground.  It  was  a  worthy  place.  Walled  in 
by  houses ;  overrun  by  grass  and  weeds,  the 
growth  of  vegetation's  death,  not  life  ;  choked  up 
with  too  much  burying  ;  fat  with  repleted  appetite. 
A  worthy  place ! 

The  spirit  stood  among  the  graves,  and  pointed 
down  to  one.  He  advanced  towards  it,  trembling. 
The  phantom  was  exactly  as  it  had  been,  but  he 
dreaded  that  he  saw  new  meaning  in  its  solemn 
shape. 

"  Before  I  draw  nearer  to  that  stone  to  which 
you  point,"  said  Scrooge,  "  answer  me  one  question. 
Are  these  the  shadows  of  the  things  that  will  be, 
or  are  they  the  shadows  of  the  things  that  may  be, 
only  ? " 

Still  the  ghost  pointed  downward  to  the  grave 
by  which  it  stood. 

"  Men's  courses  will  foreshadow  certain  ends,  to 
which,  if  persevered  in,  they  must  lead,"  said 
Scrooge.  "  But  if  the  courses  be  departed  from, 
the  ends  will  change.  Say  it  is  thus  with  what  you 
show  me ! " 

The  spirit  was  immovable  as  ever. 

Scrooge  crept  towards  it,  trembling  as  he  went ; 
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and  following  the  finger,  read  upon  the  stone  of 
the  neglected  grave  his  own  name,  Ebenezer 
Scrooge. 

"  A'm  /  that  man  who  lay  upon  the  bed  ? "  he 
cried,  upon  his  knees. 

The  finger  pointed  from  the  grave  to  him,  and 
back  again. 

"  No,  spirit !     Oh,  no,  no  ! " 

The  finger  still  was  there. 

"  Spirit ! "  he  cried,  tight  clutching  at  its  robe, 
"  hear  me.  I  am  not  the  man  1  w^as.  I  wdll  not 
be  the  man  I  must  have  been  but  for  this  inter- 
course. Why  show  me  this,  if  1  am  past  all 
hope  ? " 

For  the  first  time  the  hand  appeared  to  shake. 

"  Good  spirit,"  he  pursued,  as  down  upon  the 
ground  he  fell  before  it,  "your  nature  intercedes 
for  me,  and  pities  me.  Assure  me  that  I  yet  may 
change  these  shadows  you  have  shown  me,  by  an 
altered  life  ! " 

The  kind  hand  trembled. 

"  I  w  ill  honour  Christmas  in  my  heart,  and  try 
to  keep  it  all  the  year.  I  w^ill  live  in  the  past,  the 
present,  and  the  future.  The  spirits  of  all  three 
shall  strive  within  me.  I  will  not  shut  out  the 
lessons  that  they  teach.  Oh,  tell  me  I  may  sponge 
away  the  writing  on  this  stone  ! " 

In  his  agony,  he  caught  the  spectral  hand.  It 
sought  to  free  itself,  but  he  was  strong  in  his  en- 
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treaty,  and  detained  it.     The  spirit,  stronger  yet, 
repulsed  him. 

Holding  up  his  hands  in  a  last  prayer  to  have 
his  fate  reversed,  he  saw  an  alteration  in  the 
phantom's  hood  and  dress.  It  shrank,  collapsed, 
and  dwindled  down  into  a  bedpost. 


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THE  END   OF  IT 

Yes  I  and  the  bedpost  was  his  own.  The  bed  was 
his  own,  the  room  was  his  own.  Best  and  happiest 
of  aU,  the  time  before  him  was  his  own,  to  make 
amends  in ! 

"  I  will  live  in  the  past,  the  present,  and  the 
future  ! "  Scrooge  repeated,  as  he  scrambled  out  of 
bed.  "  The  spirits  of  all  three  shall  strive  within 
me.  O  Jacob  Marley  !  Heaven,  and  the  Christmas 
time  be  praised  for  this !  I  say  it  on  my  knees, 
old  Jacob  ;  on  my  knees  !  " 

He  was  so  fluttered  and  so  glowing  with  his 
good  intentions,  that  his  broken  voice  would 
scarcely  answer  to  his  call.  He  had  been  sobbing 
violently  in  his  conflict  with  the  spirit,  and  his  face 
was  wet  with  tears. 

"  They  are  not  torn  down,"  cried  Scrooge,  fold- 
ing one  of  his  bed-curtains  in  his  arms,  "  they  are 
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not  torn  down,  rings  and  all.  They  are  here — I 
am  here — the  shadows  of  the  thinsfs  that  would 
have  been,  may  be  dispelled.  They  will  be.  I 
know  they  will ! " 

His  hands  were  busy  with  his  garments  all  this 
time ;  turning  them  inside  out,  putting  them 
on  upside  down,  tearing  them,  mislaying  them, 
making  them  parties  to  every  kind  of  extrava- 
gance. 

"  I  don't  know  what  to  do ! "  cried  Scrooge, 
laughing  and  crying  in  the  same  breath,  and  making 
a  perfect  Laocoon  of  himself  with  his  stockings. 
I  am  as  light  as  a  feather,  I  am  as  happy  as  an 
angel,  I  am  as  merry  as  a  schoolboy.  I  am  as 
giddy  as  a  drunken  man.  A  Merry  Christmas  to 
everybody  !  A  Happy  New  Year  to  all  the  world. 
Hollo,  here!    Whoop!    Hollo! 

He  had  frisked  into  the  sitting-room,  and  was 
now  standing  there  perfectly  winded. 

"  There's  the  saucepan  that  the  gruel  was  in  !  " 
cried  Scrooge,  starting  off  again,  and  going  round 
the  fireplace.  "  There's  the  door,  by  which  the 
ghost  of  Jacob  Marley  entered  !  There's  the 
corner  where  the  ghost  of  Christmas  Present  sat  I 
There's  the  window  where  I  saw  the  wandering 
spirits  !  It's  all  right,  it's  all  true,  it  all  happened. 
Ha,  ha,  ha  !  " 

Really,  for  a  man  who  had  been  out  of  practice 
for  so  many  years,  it  was  a  splendid  laugh,  a  most 

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•■ 
illustrious  laugh.     The  father  of  a  long,  long  line 
of  brilliant  laughs ! 

"  I  don't  know  what  day  of  the  month  it 
is  I  "  said  Scrooge.  "  I  don't  know  how  long  I've 
been  among  the  spirits.  I  don't  know  anything. 
I'm  quite  a  baby.  Never  mind.  I  don't  care. 
I'd  rather  be  a  baby.  Hollo !  Whoop  !  Hollo, 
here!" 

He  was  checked  in  his  transports  by  the  churches 
ringing  out  the  lustiest  peals  he  had  ever  heard. 
Clash,  clang,  hammer ;  ding,  dong,  bell.  Bell, 
dong,  ding  ;  hammer,  clang,  clash  !  Oh,  glorious, 
glorious ! 

Running  to  the  window,  he  opened  it,  and  put 
out  his  head.  No  fog,  no  mist ;  clear,  bright, 
jovial,  stirring,  cold  ;  cold,  piping  for  the  blood  to 
dance  to ;  golden  sunlight ;  heavenly  sky ;  sweet 
fresh  air  ;  merry  bells.     Oh,  glorious.     Glorious  ! 

"  What's  to-day  ?  "  cried  Scrooge,  calling  down- 
ward to  a  boy  in  Sunday  clothes,  who  perhaps  had 
loitered  in  to  look  about  him. 

"Eh  ? "  returned  the  boy,  with  all  his  might 
of  wonder. 

"  What's  to-day,  my  fine  fellow  ? "  said  Scrooge. 

"  To-day  !  "  replied  the  boy.  "  Why,  Christmas 
Day." 

"  It's  Christmas  Day  ! "  said  Scrooge  to  himself. 
"  I  haven't  missed  it.     The  spirits  have  done  it  all 
in  one  night.     They  can  do  anything  they  like. 
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Of  course  they  can.  Of  course  they  can.  Hollo, 
my  fine  fellow  ! " 

"  Hollo  !  "  returned  the  boy. 

"  Do  you  know  the  poulterer's  in  the  next  street 
but  one,  at  the  corner  ? "  Scrooge  inquired. 

"  I  should  hope  I  did,"  replied  the  lad. 

"  An  intelligent  boy  !  "  said  Scrooge.  "A  re- 
markable boy  !  Do  you  know  whether  they've 
sold  the  prize  turkey  that  was  hanging  up  there  ? 
— Not  the  little  prize  turkey  :  the  big  one  ?  " 

"  What,  the  one  as  big  as  me  ? "  returned 
the  boy. 

"  What  a  delightful  boy  ! "  said  Scrooge.  "  It's 
a  pleasure  to  talk  to  him.     Yes,  my  buck  !  " 

"  It's  hanging  there  now,"  replied  the  boy. 

"  Is  it  ?  "  said  Scrooge.     "  Go  and  buy  it." 

"  Walk-ER  ! "  exclaimed  the  boy. 

"  No,  no,"  said  Scrooge,  "  I  am  in  earnest.  Go 
and  buy  it,  and  tell  'em  to  bring  it  here,  that  I 
may  give  them  the  direction  where  to  take  it. 
Come  back  with  the  man,  and  I'll  give  you  a 
shiUincr.  Come  back  with  him  in  less  than  five 
minutes,  and  I'll  give  you  half  a  crown  !  " 

The  boy  was  off  like  a  shot.  He  must  have  had 
a  steady  hand  at  a  trigger  who  could  have  got 
a  shot  off  half  so  fast. 

"I'll  send  it  to  Bob  Cratchit's ! "  whispered 
Scrooge,  rubbing  his  hands,  and  splitting  with  a 
laugh.    "  He  shan't  know  who  sends  it.     It's  twice 

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the  size  of  Tiny  Tim.  Joe  Miller  never  made 
such  a  joke  as  sending  it  to  Bob's  will  be !  " 

The  hand  in  which  he  wrote  the  address  was  not 
a  steady  one,  but  write  it  he  did,  somehow,  and 
went  downstairs  to  open  the  street  door,  rea^y  for 
the  coming  of  the  poulterer's  man.  As  he  stood 
there,  waiting  his  arrival,  the  knocker  caught 
his  eye. 

"  I  shall  love  it,  as  long  as  I  live!"  cried  Scrooge, 
patting  it  with  his  hand.  "  I  scarcely  ever  looked 
at  it  before.  What  an  honest  expression  it  has  in 
its  face.  It's  a  wonderful  knocker.  Here's  the 
turkey.  Hollo  !  Whoop  !  How  are  you  ?  Merry 
Christmas  ! " 

It  was  a  turkey !  He  never  could  have  stood 
upon  his  legs,  that  bird.  He  would  have  snapped 
'em  short  off  in  a  minute,  like  sticks  of  sealing- 
wax. 

"  Why,  it's  impossible  to  carry  that  to  Camden 
Town,"  said  Scrooge.     "  You  must  have  a  cab." 

The  chuckle  with  which  he  said  this,  and  the 
chuckle  with  which  he  paid  for  the  turkey,  and  the 
chuckle  with  which  he  paid  for  the  cab,  and  the 
chuckle  with  which  he  recompensed  the  boy,  were 
only  to  be  exceeded  by  the  chuckle  with  which  he 
sat  down  breathless  in  his  chair  again,  and  chuckled 
till  he  cried. 

Shaving  was  not  an  easy  task,  for  his  hand 
continued  to  shake  very  much ;  and  shaving  re- 
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THE    END     OF    IT 

quires  attention,  even  when  you  don't  dance  while 
you  are  at  it.  But  if  he  had  cut  the  end  of  his  nose 
off,  he  would  have  put  a  piece  of  sticking-plaster 
over  it,  and  been  quite  satisfied. 

He  dressed  himself  "  all  in  his  best,"  and  at  last 
got  out  into  the  streets.  The  people  were  by  this 
time  pouring  forth,  as  he  had  seen  them  with  the 
Ghost  of  Christmas  Present ;  and  walking  with  his 
hands  behind  him,  Scrooge  regarded  every  one 
with  a  delightful  smile.  He  looked  so  irresistibly 
pleasant,  in  a  word,  that  three  or  four  good- 
humoured  fellows  said,  "  Good-morning,  sir.  A 
Merry  Christmas  to  you ! "  And  Scrooge  said 
often  afterwards,  that  of  all  the  blithe  sounds  he 
had  ever  heard,  those  were  the  blithest  in  his 
ears. 

He  had  not  gone  far,  when  coming  on  towards 
him  he  beheld  the  portly  gentleman  who  had 
walked  into  his  counting-house  the  day  before  and 
said,  "  Scrooge  and  Marley's,  I  believe  ?  "  It  sent 
a  pang  across  his  heart  to  think  how  this  old 
gentleman  would  look  upon  him  when  they  met ; 
but  he  knew  what  path  lay  straight  before  him, 
and  he  took  it. 

*'  My  dear  sir,"  said  Scrooge,  quickening  his  pace, 
and  taking  the  old  gentleman  by  both  his  hands. 
"  How  do  you  do  ?  I  hope  you  succeeded  yester- 
day. It  was  very  kind  of  you.  A  Merry 
Christmas  to  you,  sir  I" 

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"Mr.  Scrooge?" 

"  Yes,"  said  Scrooge.  "  That  is  my  name,  and 
I  fear  it  may  not  be  pleasant  to  you.  Allow  me 
to  ask  your  pardon.  And  will  you  have  the  good- 
ness  "  here  Scrooge  whispered  in  his  ear. 

"  Lord  bless  me  ! "  cried  the  gentleman,  as  if  his 
breath  were  taken  away.  "  My  dear  Mr.  Scrooge, 
are  you  serious  ?  " 

"  If  you  please,"  said  Scrooge.  "  Not  a  farthing 
less.  A  great  many  back-payments  are  included 
in  it,  I  assure  you.  Will  you  do  me  that 
favour  ? " 

"  My  dear  sir,"  said  the  other,  shaking  hands 
with  him.  "  I  don't  know  what  to  say  to  such 
munifi " 

"  Don't  say  anything,  please,"  retorted  Scrooge. 
"  Come  and  see  me.    WiU  you  come  and  see  me  ? " 

"  I  will !  "  cried  the  old  gentleman.  And  it  was 
clear  he  meant  to  do  it. 

"  Thank'ee,"  said  Scrooge.  "  I  am  much  obliged 
to  you.     I  thank  you  fifty  times.     Bless  you  !  " 

He  went  to  church,  and  walked  about  the 
streets,  and  watched  the  people  hurrying  to  and  fro, 
and  patted  children  on  the  head,  and  questioned 
beggars,  and  looked  down  into  the  kitchens  of 
houses,  and  up  to  the  windows  ;  and  found  that 
everything  could  yield  him  pleasure.  He  had 
never  dreamed  that  any  walk — that  anything — 
could  give  him  so  much  happiness.  In  the  after- 
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noon,  he  turned  his  steps  towards  his  nephew's 
house. 

He  passed  the  door  a  dozen  times,  before  he  had 
the  courage  to  go  up  and  knock.  But  he  made  a 
dash,  and  did  it. 

"  Is  your  master  at  home,  my  dear  ? "  said 
Scrooge  to  the  girl.     Nice  girl !     Very. 

"  Yes,  sir." 

"  Where  is  he,  my  love  ?  "  said  Scrooge. 

"  He's  in  the  dining-room,  sir,  along  with 
mistress.     I'll  show  you  upstairs,  if  you  please." 

"  Thank'ee.  He  knows  me,"  said  Scrooge,  with 
his  hand  already  on  the  dining-room  lock.  "  I'll 
go  in  here,  my  dear." 

He  turned  it  gently,  and  sidled  his  face  in,  round 
the  door.  They  were  looking  at  the  table  (which 
was  spread  out  in  great  array) ;  for  these  young 
housekeepers  are  always  nervous  on  such  points, 
and  like  to  see  that  everything  is  right. 

"  Fred  I  "  said  Scrooge. 

Dear  heart  alive,  how  his  niece  by  marriage 
started  I  Scrooge  had  forgotten,  for  the  moment, 
about  her  sitting  in  the  corner  with  the  footstool, 
or  he  wouldn't  have  done  it,  on  any  account. 

"  Why,  bless  my  soul  !  "  cried  Fred,  "  who's 
that  ?  " 

"  It's  I.  Your  uncle  Scrooge.  I  have  come  to 
dinner.     Will  you  let  me  in,  Fred  ? " 

Let  him  in  I  It  is  a  mercy  he  didn't  shake  his 
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arm  off.  He  was  at  home  in  five  minutes. 
Nothing  could  be  heartier.  His  niece  looked  just 
the  same.  So  did  Topper  when  he  came.  So  did 
the  plump  sister  when  she  came.  So  did  every  one 
when  they  came.  Wonderful  party,  wonderful 
games,  wonderful  unanimity,  won-der-ful  happi- 
ness ! 

But  he  was  early  at  the  office  next  morning. 
Oh,  he  was  early  there.  If  he  could  only  be  there 
first,  and  catch  Bob  Cratchit  coming  late !  That 
was  the  thing  he  had  set  his  heart  upon. 

And  he  did  it ;  yes,  he  did !  The  clock  struck 
nine.  No  Bob.  A  quarter  past.  No  Bob.  He 
was  full  eighteen  minutes  and  a  half  behind  his 
time.  Scrooge  sat  with  his  door  wide  open,  that 
he  might  see  him  come  into  the  tank. 

His  hat  was  off  before  he  opened  the  door ;  his 
comforter  too.  He  was  on  his  stool  in  a  jifFy ; 
driving  away  with  his  pen,  as  if  he  were  trying  to 
overtake  nine  o'clock. 

"  Hollo  !  "  growled  Scrooge,  in  his  accustomed 
voice,  as  near  as  he  could  feign  it.  "  What  do  you 
mean  by  coming  here  at  this  time  of  day  ?  " 

"  I  am  very  sorry,  sir,"  said  Bob.  "  I  am  behind 
my  time." 

"  You  are  ?  "  repeated  Scrooge.  "  Yes.  I  think 
you  are.     Step  this  way,  sir,  if  you  please." 

"  It's  only  once  a  year,  sir,"  pleaded  Bob, 
appearing  from   the  tank.     "  It  shall  not  be   re- 

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peated.  1  was  making  rather  merry  yesterday, 
sir." 

"  Now,  I'll  tell  you  what,  my  friend,"  said 
Scrooge  ;  "  I  am  not  going  to  stand  this  sort  of 
thing  any  longer.  And  therefore,"  he  continued, 
leaping  from  his  stool,  and  giving  Bob  such  a 
dig  in  the  waistcoat  that  he  staggered  back  into 
the  tank  again — "and  therefore  I  am  about  to 
raise  your  salary  !  " 

Bob  trembled,  and  got  a  little  nearer  to  the 
ruler.  He  had  a  momentary  idea  of  knocking 
Scrooge  down  with  it,  holding  him,  and  calling 
to  the  people  in  the  court  for  help  and  a  strait 
waistcoat. 

*'  A  Merry  Christmas,  Bob  ! "  said  Scrooge,  with 
an  earnestness  that  could  not  be  mistaken,  as  he 
clapped  him  on  the  back.  "  A  merrier  Christmas, 
Bob,  my  good  fellow,  than  I  have  given  you  for 
many  a  year.  I'll  raise  your  salary,  and  endeavour 
to  assist  your  struggling  family,  and  we  will  discuss 
your  affairs  this  very  afternoon,  over  a  Christmas 
bowl  of  smoking  bishop,  Bob  !  Make  up  the  fires, 
and  buy  another  coal-scuttle  before  you  dot 
another  i,  Bob  Cratchit !  " 

Scrooge  was  better  than  his  word.     He  did  it 

all,  and  infinitely  more  ;  and  to  Tiny  Tim,  who 

did  NOT  die,  he  was  a  second  father.     He  became 

as  good  a  friend,  as  good  a  master,  and  as  good  a 

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A    CHRISTMAS     CAROL 

man,  as  the  good  old  city  knew,  or  any  other  good 
old  city,  town,  or  borough,  in  the  good  old  world. 
Some  people  laughed  to  see  the  alteration  in 
him,  but  he  let  them  laugh,  and  little  heeded  them  ; 
for  he  was  wise  enough  to  know  that  nothing 
ever  happened  on  this  globe  for  good,  at  which 
some  people  did  not  have  their  fill  of  laughter  in 
the  outset ;  and  knowing  that  such  as  these  would 
be  blind  anyway,  he  thought  it  quite  as  well  that 
they  should  wrinkle  up  their  eyes  in  grins,  as  have 
the  malady  in  less  attractive  forms.  His  own 
heart  laughed  ;  and  that  was  quite  enough  for  him. 
He  had  no  further  intercourse  with  spirits,  but 
lived  upon  the  total  abstinence  principle,  ever 
afterwards  ;  and  it  was  always  said  of  him,  that 
he  knew  how  to  keep  Christmas  well,  if  any  man 
alive  possessed  the  knowledge.  May  that  be  truly 
said  of  us,  and  all  of  us !  And  so,  as  Tiny  Tim 
observed,  God  bless  us  every  one  1 


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