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STUDENTS' 

Lecture 
Association, 

The Musical Event of the Season. 
EMMA THURSBY Grand Concert Co. 

Miss Emma Thukshy, Ameriea's Qiieeu of Sonj?. 

Tlie Chevai.ier Antoink Dp. Kontski, the Disllii- 

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Uiuler the manuuement of Uie wtll known inijireaario, 

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PUBLISHED BI-WEEKLY DURING THE COLLEGE YEAR. 



BY THE STUDENTS OF THE 



UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. 



VOLUME XIII. 

SEPTEMBER. 1881,-JUNE. 1882. 



Anb Arbor, Mich.: 
THE CHRONICLE ASSOCIATION. ^ , 

.Qoo Digitizedby VjOOQlC 



EDITORS. 



FIRST SEMESTER, 

J. E. rBEAL, F. E. 'SAKE'R, 

<R. T. aSAY, H. E. STALIilMa, 

iR. WAPLES, Jr., «. G. WEST, 

WM. ST'REETE'R, «. W. COOLEY. 



SECOND SEMESTER, 



H. E. SPALiDING, 
IR. W. COOLEY, 
F. E. IBAKEIR, 
<R. O. WEST, 



J. T. WIJiSHIT, 
C. T. WILKINS, 
J. A. McLEH/IAJi, 
L. S. iBEiRiRY. 



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TABLE OF CONTENTS. 



TARIOUa TOPICS. 

NUMBER I, 

LMlnre AhocIiIIod. ,B. T.Ormr 

BsMned Suu In th< Htil..W. Oalpln 

AdTCrtlKmniii IB CoDtit Pipen..B. T. arwj 

Fmbmui ClM«..B. W, Cortej' 

NVHBEB II. 

Foot-ban. -R. T. Gr»7 

Alblellc Unllni-.H. A. Hndell 

JuDlarCluiOIBccn..R. T. Gnr 

LmtCoiM»n..F. A. RoblDiMi 

Rncbr FoM-h^l, .R. T. Br»]r 

Etecllan of Btiullri,.B, Daneld 

NUMBER III. 

FWW-DW..W. Btreclcr 

Ann Arbor CIIjCoiincll..R W. Coalfy 

KeJLoflB Concert- .FrdfrnoT Crnly.-: -..- 

Slirlon Coneert,.W. Slreewr 

NUMBER IV, 
Deubot •i-1'rEiMintTappu..PrDtruor C. E. AdUD) 

HIU'iOpertHonw.-B. T, Gny 

TrMMtti'i Beinjfl-.U. T. Onj 

'WeDilllnK..H. S. Pntl 

VDlienliTMnilcit Society. .F. A. RoblUMU 

RogtljrWnif.-J. T. WiMhIp 

Bellgloa In [he Onl>erritT..B. W. Cnoler 

NUMBER V, 

The Gymnuiom-.C. T. Wllklna 

Alphi Nb Enlfn»lnincnt,.C. S. AiIiIft 

Athletic ElH:llon..F. W. Wbllln« 

Dr, An«rll..R. WBplei, Jr 

{number CoBeett..F. L. York 

CirjCDncen-.B. T. Qrtj 

Bictaiiagn..K. Wiplei, Jr 

NUMBER VI. 

Raiby OamcH, 3. Mibon 

Or»torioo(lhe ■■Cr«tloB."..R. T. Gr»jr 

TheP«II»dlurp..B. T. Qny 

RpBtnti" l*erlln(..R. T. Or«y 

U[iHirtcalSIniIniiry..H. E. Spaldlna 

NUHBEB VII. 

Field. Dor.. H. A. Hodge 

Wen«m Bueball UrillDK-.F. W. DiTenpon 

OoTeniarFclcb(HiiTcbetcr.,J. HeBton 

Il<«e™ on ClTll BervlccSommert 

Duilng'l I>t«lh..w. A. Wright 

TtaeSiredlib Lultei' CoDeert,,F. W. Whllina 

BaM-lNilUndF(wt-bMl..lt.T. Gnr 

NUMBER VIII. 

Profewor HenniNiuIn on the Blege of Porta. .B. T. Or«r 

The Ubr»ry,,R. T. Gi»jr 

ProfeMorKcnlonCliIiaetvliw..W. B, Troinor 



NUMBER IX, 

Acilnt-Fretldent Frleie.,H. M. Oren m 

PI«f«lnlheirnlTenllr..B. T. Or«r m 

Indignotion MHltng*..R. T. Onj UD 

Lectur«.,B. T. OfT 1» 

Bootely Hop..B.T. 11T*J ISl 

The Ann Arbor Police. .H.E.eiioldll«. IM 

The ArbnchleCoiioen..B. U. We.i l»l 

NUMBER X. 

Hon. SieirtrtL. Woodford on Jamei A. GBnleld..L. S. Berry I« 

ClrcnliIIn«LlbrBry,,J, E. Deal IM 

Report at ReKtntiou..R. T. Oray W 

aillc«..W. Week! 117 

NUMBER XI, 

PiTildenI Angel! on Chln»..B. Wopleo. Jr Ml 

PlayialibcOpe™ Haue ^ IR 

TheOr»cleof8i..J. E, Be»l ,' IK 

The Brucb Pott-oake..T. C. ClByion lai 

NUMBER XII. 

The L»wComnieneenienl,.J. T. Wlmhlp' 177 

The DenIBlCDmnien«nient..R. W, Cooley m 

Treoiorer'iReport..R, W. Coolej in 

NUMBER XIII. 

Colondo AIDDinl Auodulon..L. S. Smith MS 

TbeOpenHanK,,B. W. Cooley i»J 

Bue-bBll; Dnlvereltlei II. Fort WoyncR. B. UBhon IN 

Student Rlfhta.. J. T. ITInahIp IM 

TheMecbanlcBlLal»niory..F. A, TtoM Itl 

Tbe Eiamlnatlon SriteID..B. Vi. Uooley lu 

NUMBER XIV, 

Lecture Awoclstlon Report.. R. W. Cooley 3w 

Tbe rnlvenlly Syilem,.R. W. Coaley W 

Report of Treaanrerot tne Btudcnti* Lectnre AMOc<atlon.,J. W. Balrd... SH) 
McCullonihln '■ Vlrslnlni."..R. W. Cooley IID 

BaM.balli UnlMnUiei va. Caia,.H. B. Hahon Ill 

NUMBER XV. 

AaxKlatlonof EB(la>en..I. O. Walker Oi 

Incer.CollrKlBlcEoclety..H. E. SpaldlBS as 

BaKBall. UBiwnltyil. MBdl>OD..J. T. Wln)lllp Ot 

Uodlion GInb In Ann AFbor.J. T, WIn)blp IM 

-'Comblnaib''Snpper..R. W, Cotriey -,-s.-. 2^ 

cnronide Election. .B. W. Cooley an 

NUMBER XVI. 

Chronicle Ma PollilcBl Organ. .R. W, Cooley Ml 

The Latin Play. .R. W. Cooley Ml 

Eplaeopal BchoaL.F. Bonchion .j^j^. Ml 

The Baae Ball Club In tbe *eat..W. Olcnlt /!.... yT^j.-™.,™.l.,-»W 

FleldDayPo.lponed,.B. 8.Sl.hon J..)i:.V7.!t.K.).V.I.U, 

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UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 8, 1831. 



The Students' Lecture Awiociatlou liave Just given 
to tbe public a lint of tli« enlertaluincnta whicb tliey 
will preeeut during tbe coming seaROu. Quite a change 
iti noticed In tbe form of tbeir anuounceineut. They 
bave laid aelde tbe old time-lioiiored red card, and sub- 
stituted In ItD place one tliat resembles a nieuu card or a 
programme for a hop. Tbis, of course, renders it much 
more attractive to tbe majority of the atudeuts. In 
IgiiklDg over the list of entertainments, we notice that 
they ofTer uh only three lectures. That an aasoclntlon 
calling themselves a lecture association should, In a 
course of eleven entertainments, otter but three lectures 
Is something strauge, and we might say a little Incon- 
Blsteut. However tbIs may be, the Board ought to be 
o -ugratulated on the excellent course of amuBements 
which they otter t-o the students and tbe Ann Arbor 
public. First on tbe Hat, we see the Litta Grand Con- 
cert Company. Their programme will coudtst of a con- 
cert and the fourth act of " II Trovatore." One week 
aPer this concert, Mr. A. P. Burbank, the renowned 
elocutionist and Impersonator, will appear. At the Arat 
extra, we notice the namo of the " Kellosg Concert 
Company." Tbe iiames of Kellogg, Brignoll and 
Adamowski speak for themselves, and It will require no 
further Inducement to brine all true lovers of music to 
this concert. In December we will bave an opportu- 
nity of hearing Annie Louise Gary, together with tbe 
Boston Temple Quartette. Every one who has beard 
MlsB Gary's sweet contralto, will be only too glad to ac- 
cept another opportunity of Itciteulng to it. It is witb 
ettpecial pleasure that we see that the Bnaril has secured 
President James B. Angell as one of tbe lectu'iere. It 
will atTord us an excellent opportunity of once more 
hearing our President, and that, too, so soon after his 



return. The entertainment In University Hall will 
close with the Arbuckle Concert; but the Association 
also promises us an additional entertainment in tbe 
Opera House. Thus it will be seen, that this winter we 
shall have opportunities for bearing some of the best 
concerts that can be offered loan American audience, at 
a merely nominal coat. The course will, aa heretofore, 
be conducted in coupleta. The three entertainmenta, 
marked on this card as extras, will not be coupled with 
any others. Tickets for these concerts will be sold at an 
advanced rate over tbe regular mies. The Association 
will again support the Library reading-rooms. They 
wilt also turn over tbelr profits to tbe gymnasium fund. 
With all these lnducements,thestudents ought to make 
tbis course a successful one, and thus help to build up 
our gymnasium fund. 

Among tbe many good things promised us this sea- 
son by the Lecture Association, one of the best is the 
privilege of reserving seats for the unusually excellent 
list of entertainments which they offer. To those of us 
who, for the sake of procuring a good position, have 
gone Immediately after aupper and submitted to four 
hours' torture on the hard seats of University Hall, this 
prospect Is especially pleasing. The Lecture Board 
have made arrangemeiite for the numbering of all seats 
in the ball, and have been particularly careful to avoid 
crowding, having allowed twenty-four Inches for each 
seaL Seats may be reserved for all the regular enter- 
tainments without extra charge. Tbe system of reserv- 
ing seats may need a few words of explanation. Ad- 
mission tickets of tbe usual form will be sold by tbe 
committeemen to students, and by Brown, tbe Main 
street druggist, and Moore on State street, to citizens. 
At these two places plans of tbe ball will be kept, and 
seots may be reserved on presentation of the admission 
tickets. These tickets will be punched and reserved 
seat tickets Issued, which are to be presented to the 
usher, and not to the doorkeeper, as they will not secure 
admission. In case of season tickets, whicli may be 
punched ahead, the numbers used will be punched 
when reserved seat checks are Issued, and these checks 



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must be presented with the ticket at the door, where the 
ticket will again be punched and returned with the 
checks. For the leadiug entertalnmenta a plan of the 
hall will also be kept at Ypeilaiiti. It will be seen that 
the new board have spared neither trouble nor expense 
to contribute to the couiTort and convenience at tbelr 
patrons, as well aa to rumlah them with good entertalo- 
iiientfl. Aa a result of this commendable enterprise we 
prophecy tlie most prosperous jear the asBOciation has 
had for a long time. 

See bow the dear creatures swarm to our fold ! Co- 
education Is no longer to be questioned as to Its success, 
at least In point of numben; though one sometimes 
has misgivings of the propriety of the thing, when he 
notices that certain Instructors take evident delight in 
calling on the young ladies for translation of the pas- 
sages tbat should be expunged from an edition of class- 
ics Intended for iiseln mixed classes. The purging sys- 
tem, however, would considerably emaciate some of the 
authors used In our University. But in spite of this, in 
spite of the fact tbat their being here imposes upon 
them that synonym of Ignominy, " Coed.," tliey come 
In denser flocks. The present state of increase warrants 
us in looking with prophetic eye to the time when this 
glorious Institution shall degenerate Into a female semi- 
nary, and the few pantaiooned bipeds left will be looked 
upon with disdain as they tread their way down the 
hall gingerly among the trails. To such a pitch of pop- 
ularity this mode of education has come since Its recent 
introduction. The question whether we shall have co- 
education or not, Is settled ; but a few reflections on its 
possible tendencies ought not to be out of place. Co- 
education tops tbe climax of a bust of Infringements 
that females have made upon exclusively masculine 
rights. Woman's riglits, co education, woman's license 
to enter upon professional and business careers, all have 
their basis In the peniictous, miscbivnus, baneful, nox- 
ious notlou of tbe equality of tbe sexes. If not co-edu- 
cation IteeifiitlsatleasttbiBldeu on which It is founded 
that gives rise to these nIght-mare thoughts. Some say 
tbat it is certainly a sign of a high degree of civilization 
when woman are released from a state almost of serfdom 
and allowed to compete with men In every field, except 
the political, and this they expect soon to enter ; when 
they are freed from tbe barbarous customs of pagans 
and given more privileges than St. Paul allots to tbem. 
But In Qreeoe, whose culture has ever k^een praised, the 
women had a very subordinate position, and none but 
the HeUnne were iilghly educated and mingled with the 
men as comiHinlons in their talks and disputations. 
Compare the state of society now with that of tbe time 
when o&ej/ was still In tbe hymeneal oath. Then tbe 
husband was lord and master ; now, as a rule, he bae to 
submit to being hen-pecked, or seek a more congenial 
clime. That Is the proper tbittg, the ladies might tliluk ; 



but it Is u fact tbat when the wife Is submerged In tho 
husband, wheu she Is of the clluging, confldlng kind, 
the home is freer from bickeriugs. Inconstancy, and 
sut>sequeut divorces are less frequent than when tbe 
conjugal relationship Is tbat of equal companions. The 
English are examples of the former, and where are 
purer homes? The French of the tatter, and wbere Is 
looser living? These women have insidiously coaxed 
from us privileges and prerogatives peculiar to the 
"lords of creation," till tbey have attained to snch a 
height of power tbat we can liardiy exclude tbem ^m 
political equality with us. How the Fathers of the 
Chnrtih would liave opened their eyej could they ob- 
serve the way wives now obey their husbands, as they 
enjoined ! Sliaile of St. Paul ! we must have reform. 
If things keep on as tbey have been going, the dear 
creatures will soon appropriate to tliemselves the ps<)a- 
gogic foreuslc, medical, mercantile, lecture and tonsorial 
fields, while tbe men will wash tbe dishes, as In ti.e 
Utopian "Mauinee" of tbe song. Judging from their 
natural proclivities, tbey will succeed best In the two 
last mentioned departments. They would be elegant 
tonsotial artists, not only on account of the delicacy of 
their touch, but also by reason of the gllbuess of tbelr 
tongues. Yebarbered men, do you understMtd? Their 
qualifications for lecturing are Indisputable. They have 
sustained auf Irreproachable reputation from time Imme- 
morial— as curtain— lecturers. It will require only tlie 
incenUve of having a husband and children at home to 
provide for, to induce tliem to appear in public. Not 
long since I met a prototype couple of tbla coming age. 
He Inok Id tickets at the door and tended the baby, 
while she lectured. It Is said that some" co ed^" refuse 
to put tbelr snowy necks into the matrimonial noose on 
the ground that two cannot become one — tiiey have 
studied higher mathematics. But others get around tills 
objection by means of sophlstiCHl syllogisms— tbey have 
Btudltxl logic But conceding in their own minds that 
two can be made one, tbey determine to be that one— 
tliey have studied Diplomacy and the Artof Qovera- 

nient. There hved in a young man of strong 

build and strongor will, a regular Achltles. " Implger, 
iracundas, inexorabills, acer," who used to say, when 
be saw some beitedlct led around by tbe nose, "Just 
wait till I am married and /^U show you what Is what;" 
then his hair would bristle, and his eyes would snap, 
and a contemptuous snort would burst from his sneer- 
ing lips. In a year he had wooed and wedded a little, 
meek-eyed, soft-voiced maiden with . lesthetlc eye- 
glasses. That was two years ago. Now when he oflbrs 
a timid suggestion that he would like to be excused 
from doing this or that. Immediately, a reproachful 
" William," uttered in tbe softly modulated voice tbat 
won his love, sends him off post haste. In short, fas Is 
tbe worst hen-pecked (best trained, the ladies call it,) 
husband imaginable. A]l_th,« wJvtw iii_the town .want 



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to MDd her their liusbaatla fnr » course of training. The 
afor«8fttd William had i^ntteu linldor»cataniHriii],wboiii 
it was folly to resist; but others have tulcen to them- 
Helvea partuers of a lew tyraniilBliig sort,— self -willed 
enough not to submit to proper discipline, aud not 
shrewish enough completely to oow thelrlonls. Neither 
will submit. The consequence of such mie-altlauces 
generally Is a separation. In a certain eounty in Indi- 
ana there are as many cases of divorce on the bar docket 
as there liave been applications for marriage licenses 
during the past year. Of a dozen cases that I inquired 
Into, the invariable cause was the woman's Insubordlna- 
tion. Some bad refused to take In washing to support 
their husbands, others had objected to being beaten for 
their lord's amusemeat, etc. Not all of these women 
had been educated In co-ed ucallonal Institutions, but 
they might Just as well have been ; for somewhere they 
had imbil>ed the pernicious doctrines of the equality of 
the sexes, aud consequent opposition to orthodox sub- 
mlssiveness. When we think whither we are drifting, 
chilis of horror agitate our spine. Fellow-masculines, 
are we arrant cowards, that we sit idle and let the petti- 
coat tribe take our immunities from our enervated grasp? 
Shall we sell our birch-righta for the smiled and bland- 
Ishmenta of Hlrens 7 Once they came at the beck and 
call of our progenitors, were delighted to do their me- 
nial service, smiled at blows, and were honored by curs- 
ings and revillngs. Let us bear in mind not to disgrace 
our ancestry. Resist their whedllngs and codlings and 
billings and oooings and pattlngs on the cheek. Rather 
than succumb, let us hie to some sequestered spot 
where, at least, we shall be masters of all we survey, or 
migrate to eome barbarian land, where, perchance some 
untutored Hottentot maiden shall yield us the homage 
that befits the " little tin Ood" that we are. Or, stay 
and be hen-peaked ; for that Is the teudency of oo-etlu- 

In this number we would like to call the attention 
of our readers to a fact that has been brought to our 
notice during the past few weekswhilesollcittitig adver- 
tisements for the present year. Business men have 
almost Invariably asked : " What good will an advertise- 
ment in your paper do?" They claim that It makes but 
little difference with their trade, whether they adver- 
tise In the college papers. Now we would like to make 
this request of the students, that so far as possible, they 
will patronize those firms that have manifested, by 
tiielr advertisements in the college papers, their Interest 
In the college press. The success of our college papers 
depends in a great measure upon the liberal patronage 
of the business men of this and neighboring cities, and 
in order to secure this patronage the students must 
give their trade to those firms that aid us, in preference 
to all others. In our columns and In those of other 
college papers will be found the names of some of the 



best firms In the city, where the best goods can be 
bought as cheap as elsewhere, and we therefore feel at 
liberty to say that the students owe it to our college 
press to trade only with those flrbis that advertise. 
There are some business men who, thinking they have 
the monopoly of students' trade, refuse to advertise, 
and thus refuse to aid us In our enterprises. Now if the 
students will tradeouly with tlioee that advertise, we can 
soon show the others that they cannot hold the stu- 
dents' trade without giving something lu return. It Is 
not our Intention in this article to ask the students to 
patroQlEC only those that advertise in our columns, but 
with those that advertise in the columns of any one of 
our college papers. The eastern college press annually 
makes this request, and we earnestly hope that the 
students of the University of Michigan will not fall be- 
hind those of eastern colleges In their response to this 
appeal- 

Within the last two weeks two hundred innocent 
freshmen have been confided, by anxious mothers, to 
£he loving care of our Alma Mater. The class of 'S5 
has made its appearance on the stag% of university life. 
Every member of the class is, of course, a " star," our 
amiable president ofBclating as manager, while the rest 
of the faculty are merely "supes." Judging from the 
debut, the career of these new stars will be very success- 
ful. Notwithstanding the fact that In their first meet- 
ing they exhibited all that childlike playfulness so char- 
acteristic of C^«shmen, there is evidently better material 
In the class than in either of the two preceding classes. 
Though few Id number, they make pp In quality what 
they lack In quantity. It is a noticeable fact that since 
the inauguration of the new r^^lme there has been 
an improvement In the character of our students. A 
more manly and earnest class of students has entered 
the University. There Is less of that rough boyishness 
BO noticeable iu former years, and more of the manly, 
scholarly spirit among our students than heretofore. 
It seems as though the intellectual atmosphere of our 
University i)ad undergone a radical change. It seems 
as though it bad become permeated with the scholarly 
element, enhancing the vigor of the Intellectual life. 
It Is the duty of the members of the chtes of '8S to cul- 
tivate and help perpetuate the spirit of scholarship 
growing up among the students. If we are not mis- 
taken In our estimate of them, they will do this. The 
future wi.l tell the story. In the meantime we oordi- 
dlally extend to them the right hand of fellowship and 
wish them " Ood speed." 

The present Board of Editors have been able, with 
the assistance of the Board of '81, to make many Im- 
provements in the appearance of The Chronicle. In 
this Issue wepresentthemtoourreaders. Wehoi>etbat 
they will meet with the approval of the students, but 
this time alone will tell. - _, - . - - -,-,-- 



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CARMXIN AMCBBAUU. 

HORACE. Ill, 8. 



Onoe yon held me Hlinve every ol 
Katie lo Biddy would not yield b 
Kalle you said bad a lovelier Dum 
Tbab tbedeoreplt Pbll Fogarty'a . 



Biddy, the cook, has now made a whirl- 
Pool ol mj beart. Oil. my I sha'a a dHlBy I 
How superbly she playi and warblee »o all] 
Gladly I'd die for inch a iweet slrl. 



PHtay. the butcher, now Is my Joy ; 
IlhlDklt'sacBSeor muluBl moah ; 
All my lire I would love lo dish up hl« hanh. 
And turlce wuuld I die for such a dear boy. 

Katie, my dBrllng. say wbat ir I Ore 
Out that Jade of n Biddy T Will Kalle-a 
DeR bands be ready to cook my peretletiT 
Of tbem— thai Is. of you, I could never tire. 

Though handsome you are as a bright shining star, 
You are frequently violent, stormy and fickle. 
More acrid and »liarp tbun a patent pepper pickle; 
But yet at the altar, you bet I'll be lliar'. 



CATHARINB OF ABAaON. 

Id the flame play Id which Shakespeare has 
tnanter miod shown us the greatest mfflan tyrant of 
civilised history, he presents to our eyes the portrait of 
a woman, who of all his characters appears " the queen 
of earthly queens," A woman, " pacific, domestic, un- 
pretending, of disposition gentle, and of wisdom o'er- 
topplng womao's power,"— Catharine of Aragon, wife 
of Henry the Eighth. 

Catharine derived from nature neither strilclng ad- 
vantages of person, nor dazzling qualities of mind. 
FroDi her mother, Queen Isabella, she iuherited a tinc- 
ture of haughttuess and obstinacy of temper, without 
the brllllaut talents which the queeu possessed. But 



her education under this talented mother Implanted in 
her the moat austere principles of virtue, and the most 
bigoted attachment to religion. Her understanding 
strong, her judgment clear, and tlie impulses of 
lier heart kiadly and benevolent. 

Her history in brief is this: United at the age of 
twenty-four to Henry the Elglith, for eighteen happy 
years she sliared the throne with him. But Anally, in 
le of those Insane freaks so common to his cliaracter, 
he disowned lier, secured a divorce, and with It (lie 
wreck of Catharine's life. 

In his play of Henry the Eighth, Shakespeare has 
ren us, with truth, the character of this noble woni- 
. And It is tills adherence to truth In portraying the 
life of this patient and Haintly queen, which makes 
this, tiie last product of the poet's genius, so full of 
beauty aud genuine interest. Although in tills master- 
piece of Shakespeare's mind we see characters so noble, 
grand, ambitious,— Buckingham In the " full blown 
pride of rank and talents," the over-great Cardinal, 
" who In the plenitude of inward forces " cut his way 
upward, through everything that opposed iilm,— allil 
the crowning glory of the play, the master character, 
is that of the noble, austere, yet gentle Catharine, who. 
In her love and devotion to the man tiiat cauaed her 
rulu and destroyed her happiness, towers above Crom- 
well, Wolsey, and Buckingham, a queen, a heroine, a 

The poet first introduces her to us. a suppliant, 
showing her sympathetic nature and open charity for 
all, praying to the king In behalf of England's people. 
Her influence over the tyrant is exhibited by hie ready 
to her petition. 



k Is given 1 
It." 

Had Henry died while Catharine was yet his wife, 
and Wolsey bis miulster. It has been said, and said 
with truth, he would have left behind him the charac- 
ter of a magnificent, popular and accomplished prince, 
Instead of the moat hateful tyrant of England'a his- 
tory. 

The {Character of Catharine when analyzed la dlatln- 
guished for its truth ; not truth as to hlatorlcal details, 
but truth of cliaracter OS a quality of soul. This Innate 
truth of character enabled her to detect falsehood and 
duplicity Id others. And when at her trial, it was this 
power of Intuitively detecting the false which caused 
her to see through the blandishments and flattery of 
Wolsey, and leads her lo say : 
" My lord, my lord, 
I am a simple woman, much too weak 

Tooppose your cunning. Varenieehand huroble-rooutbed ; 
You Bign your place and calllni In full Eeeming, 
With meekneaa and hnmlllty ; but jour heart 
Is crammed with arroguncy, spleen, and pride. - -- - 



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Induced bj potent clrcnniBinDaea, that 

You ars mlue eoemr Bnil make my cballenge ; 

You ihall not be my JiiilKe," 

From the flrat she saw clearly the result of lier trial. 
She kaew the illvorce was a predetermined thing in 
the king's mind, knew the reason fnr it, saw that the 
trial was not one for Justice, but was only prompted by 
tlie desire for dlsoovering arguments which ahall give 
the final action some shadow of excuse. And knowing 
all this, with quick intuitloD she recognlises that all de- 
pends on her being true to herself; and the geqtle, 
modest wisdom with which she sohoois herself to meet 
the crisis Is worth a thousand fold more than any de- 
fense that any learning. Ingenuity, or eloquence could 
frame In her behalf. 

Throughout the trial there is in her bearing that 
which draws us to her. She shows that she completely 
penetrates her husband's designs, but with true wifely 
devotion she never betrays him. Her patience and 
purity even Impress the king, though they do not 
change his purpose. Yet they move him, till from his 
heart he is compelled to aay : 

" That man In the vorld wbo Hhall report he hai 

A better wife, let him In naught be tniBted 

For speaking fblie In that." 

But the influence of the tyrant's passion, and the 
Jtromptinga of his wicked heart, soon overcame his 
Bcmplea, and he succeeded in accomplishing his base 
purpose, a« Catharine with all her simple artlassness 
aud purity of mind foresaw that he would. She was 
humiliated, but in all her outward degradation she was 
made more perfect by her sufferings. She had foreseen 
the result and prepared herself for the inevitable, and 
when it came, her sterling virtues of character asserted 
themselves, and schooled by her long hardships she 
becomes conscious of her worth. She knows that pa- 
tience has In her "bad its perfect work," and in her 
anguish she cries: 

"Hayal lived lhu« long, a wife, a true one, 

A womnn (I dare eny wlUioat vain glory) 

Never yet branded with Huiplelon T 

Rave I with all my Full afTectlona 

Btlll met the king T loved bim next heaven T obeyed blmT 

Been, out of fondneni. BuperBiltloua to lilm T 

Aliuoat forgot my prayers to content blm T 



And then, filled with a sense of her innocence and the 
knowledge of the injustice done her, she adds : 
" Bring men conilant woman to her huiband, 
One that ne'er dreamed a Joy iMyond hiB pleasure, 
And to tbat woman, when (be baa done moil. 
Yet will I add an bonor,— a great patience." 
What a hidden secret in these last three words 1 Here 
she shows a knowledge of her wrongs, shows how she 
has concealed her sufferings, has excused the worst 
parts of her husband's character, and Ignored his sins 
against herself. Incapable of calumny and injury, she 



loves him, though she knows bis treachery, with tbat 
" excellence with which angels love good men." She 
" dreams no Joy except his pleasure, and forgets her- 
self In serving him." 

Her soul, beautiful upon the throne, was more beau- 
tiful still In her humiliation. Her only weakness was 
her inability to forget her royal station. But yet, when 
we consider that she was " noble born," the daughter 
of a king, and also remember that she understood that 
to give up her title and claim as queen was a virtual ao- 
knowledgment that her thte was Just, this can scarcely 
be called a weakness. Her recognition of this feet Is 
expressed by her : 

" My lord, I dare not make myself so guilty, 
To give up willingly that noble title 
Yourmaslerwedmeto. Nothing but death 
BhBll e'erdlvorce my dignities." 

The death scene of Catharine bas been referred to 
by Johnson, as the most beautiful, tender, and pathetic 
of all Shakespeare's art. In It, to the end, Catharine's 
womanly virtue and gentleness remain, and at the 
end, " dlsorowned of ail but her honor and her sor- 
row," her sweet and virtuous soul, her heart garrisoned 
with " the peace that passeth all understanding," are 
still exhibited in all their beauty. Where can we find 
a more perfect assurance of conscious right than in her 
words, Just before Iter sainted soul was to be free from 
the woe and sorrow which had so long been ber part : 
" Saw ye not even now a bleued troop 
Invite me to a baaqnet ; whose bright fkcei 
Cait a thousand bsams on me like the lun T 
They promised me eternal happiness. 
And brought me gsrlandi, wbloh I fbel 
t am not wortby yet to wear : I shall, assuredly." 

She goes to her grave reconciled with her enemy 
and destroyer. Where can we find a more forgiving 
and long-sufi^ring spirit than that shown in her mes- 
sage to bim ? 

" Bay. his long trouble now Is passing 
Out of tblB world ; tell blm tbat In death 
1 blessed blm." 

She awakes from the slumber that visits her pillow, 
and as she listens to the sad music, which she called 
ber knell, her awakening from that celestial Joy to find 
heraelf on earth, calls forth from her sorrowlug mind ; 

" Spirits of peace, where are ye T Are ye all gone ? 
And leave me here In wretabedness bebind ye t" 

How unspeakably beautiful ! 

When we come to the final struggle we fee! that we 
are entering a " sanctuary where DOthlng befits us but 
silence and tears." How calmly and serenely beautinil 
her last words fall from those lips, satisfied in the 
knowledge of her Innocence : 



** When I am dead, good wench, strew i 
WItb maiden flowers, that all Uie world may know 
I was a chaste wife to my grave. Emboli 
Then lay mo forth, nllhongh nnqucened. yet like' 
A queen, and dBunhtcr to n king. Int« 



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Bufih, In the briefwt outline, in what it In, at preaent, 
the purpoee of the school to teMih. Addltlnng to the 
corps and tlie couraes of inatnictlon will be made, as 
ftoni time to time the necessity Is revealed. 

Xt nc«ds acaroety be said that this Is at the Datura of 
tnwHDlvemiliywork, No part of it will properly range 
Tftbln wbataK commonly known as the df»olpUnary 
ttadlo of the ordinary college curriculum. The ebar- 
aetaa of the courses and the methods of iustructlon will 
be essentially like those offered in the schools of politi- 
cal science at Paris, X^elpslc, Tubingen, and Vienna. 

The question as to the place of such a school in our 
system of education is not without it« Importance. 
Ought it to be Introduced as a part of undergraJuate 
work 7 Ought Its privileges to be limited to those who 
have already taken the flrst degree? Ought It to be In- 
troduced at th6 oompletion of the required or disciplin- 
ary studies of tlie oolite curriculum ? 

Many, posdbly all, of the studies introduced Into the 
school, might be taken by undergraduatee with profit. 
But they oould not be so taken without crowding out 
other studies commonly regarded an fundamental to a 
complete education. It is certain that many of them 
could beet be pursued by those who have the training 
and the maturity of post-graduates. But to limit Its 
privileges to this class would be to thwart at the outset 
the very purposes of the schotrl. For some years past 
our atudenta at the time of taking the t>aclielor'H degree 
have reached an average age of more than twenty-three 
yearv ; and to demand that they shall remain beyood 
that age is simply to provide for refusal and disappoint- 
ment. 

But are there serious objections to fixing the time of 
admission to the scbool at the close of the second year 
or the completion of the required studies? Our stu- 
dents at that time are about twenty-one ye^rs of age. 
Either of them would be admitted to the university at 
Tubingen, at Vienna, or at Leipelc, or at either of the 
unlversltlea of Prussia.* Tbey have liad all the re- 
quired studies In Greek and Latin, in matbematlca and 
the natural sclenfies, In French, In German, in philoso- 
phy, and In English. That they are qualified to enter 
upon university work even of a lilgher order I cannot 
for a moment doubt. 

Moreover, I am equally confident of their disposition 
to avail themselves of the privileges they receive. If 
the history of this University within the past ten years 
proves anything, it proves beyond the possibility of 
question or doubt that our students are disposed to 
profit equally by enlarged facilities and enlarged liber- 
ties. The change in the spirit of our students within 
that period has amounted to a veritable revolution. But 
it is worthy of note that the increase of good order, the 
growing prevalence of a true scholastic atmosphere, the 
hearty friendlineta and spirit of cosperatlon between 



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teacher and student, the practical extinction of that 
trlckishness so often the bane of the American collie, 
and the esl^Ushment of what may folrly be called a 
true university spirit, has come about as the unques- 
tionable result of a multiplication of couraes and the 
enlargement of liberties. If there ever was any doubt, 
the experience nf the last few yean Is enough to remove 
it ; and we may now assert with the boldest confidence 
that our students, under the same conditions, will pros- 
ecute their studies as Industriously and as succemfuliy 
as the students of Germany.or of any other country of 
the world. Why, then, at the end of the second year 
should we not adroit them to the same methods and 
the same privileges ? 

These are the considerations that have led to the open- 
ing of the school to students who have completed the 
second year In this University, or in any college or uni- 
versity with a curriculum of studies Butwtantlally 
equivalent. We shall aim to offer courses which need 
not shrink from comparison with those offered In the 
schools of politics in the old world. We shall give to 
our students the largest practical liberties; but we shall 
accompany those liberties with the responsibilities of 
searching final examinations. We shall endeavor to 
bring uo reproadi upon the school by giving Its final 
degree to unworthy scholarship. In so ftir as we strive 
to Imitate any, we shall endeavor to profit by the 
methods and the spirit of what we believe to be the 
best universities In the world. We shall give substan- 
tially the same prlvil^es, and we shall strive to make 
the final examinations reveal a similar grade of schol- 
arship. And when we remember that not one of the 
students admitted to the schoul would Ibil of admission 
to enter either of the universities of Germany, we are 
unable to understand why at the end of the same length 
of time, and after studies pursued lo the same spirit, 
and after examinations of the same measure of severity 
the same degree should not be conferred. 

This school ought to begin Its work with high hopes 
of wielding a large and a salutary Infiuence. Its posi- 
tion gives It eminent advantage. It is not only the 
first to be esUblished In tlie north-west, but Its organic 
connection with the Univeraity, and the privileges 
which It will offer should make Ita pathway easy and 
smooth. If those who are entrusted with the work of 
administration and instruction are true to their respon- 
sibilities, it will not be difficult, in large measure at 
least, to justify those expressions of favor, which, by 
way of anticipation, have already been so generously 
bestowed. 



" D-d— do be mine," I ttutl 

I waUwIlb heart a nutter; 

She raise* her eyes 

And M>ni; replies, , 

" O, you are too utterly ott< 



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UNIVEKfilTY OF MiCHIOAN. BATUKDAY, OCT. 8, '. 



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BrntORlALS. 

AOAIK tlie chapel bell calls the faithful to prayers; 
again colleKe ballH resound with tlie quick trend 
of " Benlor and Junior and Soph., and FreHhman and 
Tutor and Prof." To at leaet two of these clasees it Is 
a year of wonderful Importance. The members of '62 
are enjoying the last of college days, the younger ones 
iQ '86 are wearing off the mnee. It la true that our 
present freahmeu are not greatly burdened with virid- 
Hy, yet even those from city high schools have some- 
thlog still to learn, and something more to reverence. 

Let lis take the liberty of giving a few words of cau- 
tion and advice to these two large bodies. The senior 
class is about to enter the breakers which wrecked the 
class of '80, and from which 'ai narrowly escaped. There 
is a B«^ylla on the right and a Charybdia on the left. 
From Jealousy Scylla went to the doge. Let not tlial 
green-eyed monster deprive you of the hearty support 
of any member of '82 for class day. There will be two 
parties in the class election ; ouemust prevail, the other 
should acquiesce. Active Jealousy would take away a 
class day; Indifibrence would make It a failure. On 
your action depends whether your last year In college 
will be regretted, or whether Its happy conclusion will 
be a source of congratulation. To the freshmen we 
would say : Early become iniereated in The Chhon- 
iCLEandother student enterprises; work for the erec- 
tion of a gymnasium ; take frequent exercise upon the 
campua; and above all, whetberyou are connected with 
a fraternity or not, at once Join and take an active part 
In one of the literary societies. There are two flourish- 
ing ones, the Alpha Nu and (be Adelphl. Each have 
nicely furnished rooms, large libraries, and give needful 
drill not to be found elsewhere. With care for these 
things, along with your college work, you will become 
a well rounded cullege man, and glory iu " mens Hana 
in corpore sauo." 



THE sound of the Miterere has Just died from our 
ears ; the tolling of the midnight bell has startled 
the quiet air. The muffled drum, the half raised flag, 
the edifice draped in solemn black, the long, slowly 
moving procession, have been the poor and unsatisfy- 
ing symbols by which a nation has shown its sorrow 
for the untimely death of lis beloved but lll-futcd chief 
executive. That so grand a man should be blotted out 
by so base a wreleh, whore nnnie shall not blacken Ibis 
page, is one of the mysterious ways of Providence. 
Yet already we can see good lighting the darkiiera. 
Party strife has been hushed, and the fomenlers of it 
have been awed by the harvest their bitterneaa hyd 
sown ; sectional hatred has been swallowed up by over- 
whelming synipathy for the patient sufTerer ; the clam- 
or of the offlce-»-eeker boa been temporarily hushed, 
and we hope forever after it will be as vain as the howl- 
ing of the storm upon a rock-bouud eoaft when there 
are no more ships lo brave Its fury. The system of 
offlce-Heiiing has bluod upon it« record, but this not the 
time for such a thought. In Ihe near future we desire 
lo discuss our system of civil service and ita preaent 
debasement. 

Yet, after all, as hard as it is for Ihe family, Ihe 
friends, the slate and the nation to bear this loss, we 
can not but consider that for James A. Garflcld'a fame 
and future glory the 2d of July waa the supreme mo- 
ment. Had he been assassinated two years before, he 
would have been a plain congressman without a 
world-wide reputation ; had it been three months be- 
fore, hie policy would not then have been deflned and 
we would not have lhi>roiighly known of his high qual- 
iflcations for the place. On the other hand, if the deed 
bad been committed three months laler, the carrying 
out of his policy would have caused such friction as to 
have alienated some parly or faction. The " uneY- 
pected " always came to Garfield. 

As wc reflect upon his life, those words, quoted by 
him in lilsHpeech ujion Lincoln, from his favorite poem 
" In Memorlam," come crowding forward, and point 
so significantly to him that we must give them. He 
himself waa one — 



Who breaks bl« birth's Invldli 
And Kroap> IheHklrta at linpp} 
AdiI breasta the blowa ot clroa 
Ajid grapples wllh bit evtJ star ; 

Wbomaheiiby force hli merit known 
And lives lo clutch thE golden keys. 
To mould a miglity slale'i decrees. 
And shape the whisper of a throne j 

And moving up from high to lilBll«r, 

TI,e,.lll«rof a peoples hope. CjOOQIC 
Thccenlreorn world's ilesire,-^ ■«- J vj' v^^ i >- 



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Liu of '72. 
O. W. Allth. oner Kradnntlon, weot ttirniigh the Medlcnl 
DppnrtmeDt. grnduiillnB In 78. Ii now Frofewir of IlloloRy In 
the Central High Rchool. PlIUburK, Ph.. nrd ProfiBMor of flowny 
and Mntcrin Medlcn In FllUbunt CoIIpkg or PhHrmnry. 1h kJho 
prttcllcln(( hU proremlon. Inentne rrotn Ihene Kmrccn In, (Wini tbe 
Illxh Sahw)! tl,4l», from the College «t PharmAcy tSOO, and rrom 
pnictloe U.MIO. Wu married lu ISTT, but lo*t hli wife In Marrh 
laiU 



—E. I. Ay er grudusted from the Iaw Department In 1S75. Up 
to Hepiember, lyHO. he prectlced law In the firm or Parker A Ayer, 
Frankfurt, MIcli. mnee lliat date he hna been attending Chicago 
Theological Seminary. U married, and li tli« lather of two chil- 
dren, a boy and a girl. 

— Chaa. o. B«ker graduated from tbe Medlonl Department In 
IK78, and l> practlolDg hla deadly profesalon, Becnndum artem. In 
J>ecHtur, Mich. 

— AuBlln Barber taught at Carn, Midi., from TS lo "76, and Ir 
now In the furniture buslnenH ut Howard City. 

-Charles T.Beatly was principal of the High School at Cold- 
water from '72 lo 'V7, was admitted to the bar Ihere In Autjust, T8, 
and has been alnce '77 prluclptil >if the High Hchuul at Eaat Sagl- 

— Chaa. U. Bennett look bla Ph. D. at Berlin UnlvervUy In 77 ; 
reading law and history there, from '71 to 77; since 7lt baa been 
practicing law In New York City. 

—Walter A. Brnoka (tudled at Union Theological Scmlnarj 
from 72 to 7S. and Is now pastor of Prospect street Pmbylerlan 
church, Trenton. N. J. In Oelober. IStO. ne married Miss Mary K. 
Nlion. daughter of Hon. John Nixon, U. S. District Judge. 

— ArchJr Brown wiis upon the editorial eiad of the Clnalnnatl 
Oaxette Crom '72 until January, 'HI, holding for the last two years 
the poeltlon of managing editor. In January last he resigned, to 
take a partnership in Itogers, Brown & Co., one of the lurgest Iron 
Arms III the city, having a brunch house in Chicago. In 71 he 
wrote a history of the Woman's Temperance Crui-ade In Ohio 
Was lately a member of the Executive of the American Associa- 
tion Ibribeadviincement of Social Science. He is married. 

— [I.E. Bunker was from 72 K> 75 principal of tbe High School 
at St. Johns; from '73 to 79 superintendent of schools at Muske- 
gon. In '79 he wai admitted to the bar, and K now practlclug In 
Muskegon. la married. 

- John M. H. Burgelt taught from 73 to 73, was adniitled to 
the bar In 78, and Is now a member of the Arm of Smith A Sur- 
ge tt, Chicago. 

— H. F. Benton was Instructor In Latin and Oreek at Denlson 
i;nlyer»llyrrom'72to7t: In Latin, 74-6. Studied philosophy at 
Lclpslcrrom76to77. Since 78 he baa been "Trevor" Professor 
0( Latin In Kochester University. 

—a, H. Bethea was admitted to the bar In 74. Is a member of 
the Brm of Dixon ft Betbea, at Dlion, III. Says he has hod rea- 
sonable success, and Is well and happy, though unmarried. 

-Jamea Chrlsllo was a druggist In Pen Van, I*b,. np to 1870; 
allerwnrds principal of n ladles' Mmlnary In the same place. Ills 
present address unknown. 



— H. R. Chute has been since 71 Professor of Mathematics Id 
tbe Ann Arbor High Sohool. He is married. 

— Charlemagne Clark pracllced law up to 78, then weut Into 
the manufacture of wire goods in Detroit. 

—a. E. Coohmn practiced law till 78, from 78 to '79 was super- 
intendent of schools at Fenlon, became luperlntendent at Kala- 
masooin '79, and died there Keb, 7, IWd, aged 31. 

—George coll, Jr., became an artist In Chicago, llluitratlng 
Prof. Tylet'a arllcla in Scrlbner's magaslne. February. 78, went 
to New York, contributing to Harper't andother illustrated mag- 
ailnea, nod died at Kalamazoo July 29, 1878, aged SO. 

— E. A. Coaley is a member of tbe Qnn nf Haleh A Cooley, at- 

rneys. Bay City. Mich. He assli'ted Ula father, Profemor Cooley, 

In editing an annotated edition of the Michigan Reporta. Vol. 8. 

resident of the Michigan Military Association. He Is mar- 

and has two children. The Arm of Hatch A Uooley has the 

largest practice In Bay City. 

—Hamilton Dey li book-keeper In ttie Amerloan National 
Dk. Detroit. 

— C. Donovan became assistant engineer on the Jackson, Lan- 
■ng A Saginaw R. R. ; headqiiaru>r* at West Bay City. He held 
this position till April 1, IMTt, when he was appointed asslslant 
engineer on the U. S. Ijike Survey, with head quarter* at Detroit. 
He has since been oonllnuously In goveinment employ. On De^ 
cember 4. 1^74. lie was ordered lo Port Eeds. Louisiana, and Is now 
local engineer In cbarge of work upon the Jetties at tbe mouth of 

Mississippi. 

—J. F. Dutton tHUgbtat Qranvllle, 71-5, studied phlloaophy In 
aermnny 75-8, Professor of Natural Science at Albion College '78, 
(tudled ibeology at Harvard "79. Address wanted. 

—J. H. Flagg graduated (torn the Medical Department In 74, 
I Is now a physician at Hesperlo. He Is married. 

—Riley Foster taught at Keeler, "73-4, and Is now a farmer In 
uncanta. Is married. Address not known. 

—Frances A. Quge Is DOW Mrs. Z. D. Soolt. Resides in Minne- 
apolis, Minnesota. 

-F. L. Ocddes graduated fW>m the Law Department In 7S. 
practiced at Oiion.Ill., In 73. Since 7S has been a member of Iba 
armor Miller A Ueddes, Toledo, Ohio. Has taken unto himself a 

— W. B. Haakell taught at Prairie City, Ind., 74-S; at Middle- 
town, Ind., 7S-7. Since "K aoperlntendentof schools at Bowling 
Ureen. Ohio. Is married. 

— W. J. Herdnian gradnstrd from the Medical Department In 
76. Has since been Demonstrator of Anatomy in tbe Medical 
College. Also practices. He Is married. 

-Henry Hlestand graduated from the law Department In 74. 

1 member of the drin of Reubens A Hleatand, Chicago. III. 

— E. L. Hill groduated train Oberlln Theological Seminary In 
78. Before entering college he served through the war In theZ7th 
N. Y. Volunteer Infantry, was wounded and made prisoner at the 



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Jleof the Saviour.'' Became pastor at Qui n da ro, Kan, Now 
irof the Congregational Church at Olncy. III. Ii married. 
Jeremiah Hillegass, superintendent of schools Ibr Allen Co., 
Ind., 75-7. lu 75 entered the firm of Hillegass A Stahi, lawyers, 
I la now county superintendent of schools at Fort Wayne, Ind. 
— W. H, HInman. merchant and real estate dealer, 75-7, at 
ind Rapids. Admitted lo tbe bar in 78. Is now a lawyer lu 

— W. A. Hosiner studied law at Fond dn Lao, Wis., '72-5. Since 
he has been oounly superintendent or schools at La Porte, Ind. 
-C, L. Houseman taught school at Llgonler, Ind., 73-5; was 
nclpal of schools at Muskegon, rrom 78 lo '78. Since 78 has 



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— L. H. IddlDH «■ totor In SantA BuDam CoIl««e. Ol., '711-71; 
trmveled In Europe li-b. BlDca 70 hd biu been OQ tbe edlturtal 
Btarr of Ibfl «. T. Ti-ibunt. Hal pnblUbed a " KUtory or (be City 
of Warrsn.O." 

— L. H. JenolngH was a prlrate tn tbe Btb Hlohlgan oavalry, 
•atS; vu admlttsd to tbii bar a.i loala lb '71. Hm slnae bean 
praolldlni law Chera. Is married. 

—Clark Jonea tuight 74-6 M Ifl. Haa atooe been prloolpal ot 
■emlndty mX 8pring Arbor, 

-J.C. JoD«alii<lledat Ueadiltla Tbeoloslital Bamlnary 'OS-T; 
waa principal of Hougbton MibDol and Tappan achool, Detroit, 
'ej-e. AJter gradnatliiRbe waa auperlnlendiDt oT acbaolaatPan- 
tlaotlll Tr. Blnoe T? ha« been laperlttteudaiit of lahoolH at Eaat 
Saginaw : unanlmoualy eleotwl June lost. He Is married. 

— H;H. KeelerWH* In the drug builneas at MIddleTllle fKni 
TStlU^J; atSt.Jubns 74^: studied law and was admitted to tbe 
bnr In 7B. In dow pracllolni nt No. S Heobanloa Hall, Detroit. 

—J. B. Kirkpatnck traveled In Cnllfurnla duHng 7t-«-a. Now 
has a wholeaBle slabghter-bonM. Wl Culln>mlB street, 8»n Fran- 

— O, J. Klots Is a civil engineer at Preslnn, Ont. Haa takeo a 
bailer Ualf. 

— W. &. Leigh li A meiuberortbe flrm Taliaferro A Lelgta, law- 
men, BrownsTllle, Teno. He acted am attorney general during 7T 
andTS. 

—C. B. Lotbrop Is a lawyer, praetlplhg wltb O. V. N. Lolhrop. 
WSelti Block, Detroit. 

-H. H. Lyons gradnat«d from tbe Medical College at San FTan- 
elsco, Cal. Is a boniceapatblo pbyslalan, and tuu been practicing 
flveyearsin Oakland, Gal. Says be Is doing well nnunclally, and 
Is eiijoylng the beat of health In the nnest ollmale In the world. 
Is not married, and has no Idea of It. 

— Jonpb M. McQratb, waasuperlntendfntor ioliooli at Green, 
vine In 73-1: al Trenton, 71-0; BLCorunna, '79^80. Beslgned post- 
■itIoD atCorunua toiludy law ; was admllted to tbe bar last May. 
Waa married In New York In Aill of 72: has two oblldren, tbe 
elder, a boy, took tbe class cap. and Ibayoauger Is, he saya, a Orat- 

— J. H. Magulre read law in Paris In 78-1; gradnated In law 
d^iartment IQ 77; was admitted to tbe bar and li now practicing 
In Detroit. 

-J. J.MBpel>tDdiedatLelpate,73-t; was lostruetor In French 
andOerman 75^6; superintendent of ncbooli at HoQregor, la,, 77. 
Is DOW principal of the Milwaukee High Scbool at a salary of 
KSSO. His address Is 307 Harahall street, where, be layi, a bearty 
welcome awaita any itrHy ion of Alma Hater. 

— W. H. McKee gradnated from the Coiambla Law Bcbool In 
78. and was admllted (o tbe bav In New York city In tbe same 
year. Praclleed In Cbicago in 78, aud Is now an attorney la Dar- 
lington, Wis. Is married. 

— Losiie McLean graduated from the law department In 76, 
and la now a lawyer, flrm or Jobnsou A McL.ean,atEiyrla,0. He 
Is married. 

— B. (1. Miner la principal of the West Side High Scbool, at 
Qrand Raplda. 

—Addison Moflht studied Cbemlstry and Pblloaophy alLelp- 
■Ic, 71-5, and at Strasburg, 76.8. He Is now senior member of 
Momt, Katberly A Co., manuraclaring lumber, Alwnter street- 
Detroit. 

-J. A. Mitchell waa civil engineer on J. L. AS. B. B. In 78; 
olvll engineer In Kansas In 76 ; In charge of government works at 
Ludington In 78-9. Blnoo 79 haa been Asiislant U. 8. Engineer, in 
Charge of St. Joeepb River survey. He Is married and lives at 
Ludlngtnn. 

—Jackson Morrow Is ftrmlng at Kokomo, Ind. Is township 
trustee. 

.~J. W Morton studied tn tbe medical department In 7 
gredualed Trom Rnsb Medical College in 7S. He prauticed 1 
City for some lime ; la now praollolng Id Ann Arbor. 






—Hiram Myere was principal of Ibe German Public School at 
PortamoDth, O., 73-1. Since that lime he haa t>een principal of tbe 
HighScboolatOrleana. Cape Cod. Mass. Helsmarrled. 

—Hector NeuholT Is awalllag clleats at 30S Olive atreeL St. 
Loahi.Mo. 

— D. L. Orr wm president of the Hale aud Female loatitote, at 
Uoorevlil<i,Tenn.,fton73ta7a. Blnea that time haa been prae- 
tldng law al Lewlaburg, Tenn. Haa manletf. 

— L. B. FaruMi* waa at North Adama, Haas., T«-T, at PtiUadd- 
ptala. Pa., 77-a. Haa married. Address (T). 

— E. W. Pendleton (aught langoage Id Add Arbor High atbaol 
In 71-5. In latter year be waa admitted to the bar, and la now, be 
aays, pegging away at the law, Nos. it and 13. NewlrarTy AHo- 
Mlllan-s Building, DelrolL 

—Homer Basil Is a member of the arm of GUI A Reed, attorn 
neys, Kansas City, Mo. Harried. 

— D. C. Etokfiird graduated tnim tbe lAw Department In 71. 
Admitted to ilia bar lu 7S. Is now a member of the firm of Bar- 
bour A KcxfUrd, Nus. IS aud IB Bank Uiook, Detroit. 

—J. B. Boeeveit practiced law at Decatur, 7G.8. Since then ha 
baa been a lawyer, and editor of the ATem, atCHdlliH& 

-£. W. Scbceeb taught at OtMwa. III., 73.& Was superin- 
tendent or Kobools at tlie same place. 78-7. Sluce 79 be boa been 
Buperlnieudeni of scbuola at La Salle, III. 

— F. I, Seeley graduated from the Medical Department In ISTl, 
and practiced fur a short time al Clear Lake, la. Ibenoe be re- 
moved to Washington Mills. la., where be has been iiractlolng 
ever since. Three years ago be married. Has no children. 

-Barton Smith graduated from tbe Law Department In 1876. 
Has f ince been praolicing at Toledo, at Oral In the Arm of Smith 
A Oeddes, afterwards In tbe firm of Baker, Smith A Baker. Was 
married at Clirtalmas, '77, and has a boy. whom he propuiea to 
send to the School of Political Soleuee In dne time. 

—M.B. Snyder since 78 has bean Assistant Professor of Higher 
Hatbematlci In tbe Central High School. Philadelphia; In charge 
of High School Observatory ; Proreasoruf Physics in the Artisan's 
Night Bchool. )b a member of tbe American Aasoclatlon tor the 
Ad van oem en ( of Science, and of the Franklin lustltole. Pblla- 
delpbla. 

— E. H. Spauldlng has been engineer of the New York A Cleve- 
land Iron Mine, and la now city engineer, Marquette. 

-Hiss Hadelon E. Stockwell taught from 'Til to 71. In 72 she 
became Mm. C. K. Turner. Lives HI Kalamacoo. 

— H. B. SwarlE graduated from tbe Law Department In 73. 
pracdced at Newark. C, np to 75, and (hen at Wooster, O. Has 
served two (erma aa niayiir of Wooa(er. He la now preparing a 
Book of Practice befbre Mayors and Jnatleei of tbe Peaoe. Senda 
his regards to all bis friends here. 

— F. H. Tubor practiced law aa a member nf the Arm of Tabor 
A Tabor for some lime, then weul to ntrmlng at Denlaon, Iowa, 
where he died, January 23. 1S7S. aged IS. 

-M. F. Temple la a olvll engineer at Mansion, Wla. 

— R. F. Tlnkbara was a druggist at Qrand Ledge, 73-t. Waa 
admitted to the bar at Charlotte In 78, Studied law at GOttlngon 
In 78. and at Laipiile In 77. Since 78 has been a member of tbe 
firm of MoPeek A Tinkham, lawyers, al Grand Ledge. 

■-Matthew Tschlrgl was an nsalatant engineer on a railroad 
survey in the fKU of 72. and la now a civil engineer at Dubuque, 
Iowa. Published a map of tbe city In 73. Held tbe pnaitlon of 
county surveyor, 76-7. Since (hat date has beenoonnty surveyor. 
Married in IV. Is In good health, and aallstled wltb tali baslness. 

—C K. Turner graduated from the law Department In ISTS. 
Practiced law In the firm of Stevens, Boudcnian A Turner till bis 
death at Kalamaioo, Aug, 9, 1880. 

— W. T. Underwood studied al Berlin In 7)1, took bis LL.D. at 
Heidelberg In 76, studied at Union Iaw Collie, Chicago, during 
'T8, was admllted to tbe bar In 77, and is now practicing law at 
Reaper Block , Chicago. 

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— Sabncrlbe fiw Th« Chhomiclb. 

Tna vork or remodeling thr opera bnuw Is rapidly a ppmHcb- 
Idk completton. It will Mke Rbout tvo week* yet to flnlah It. 

Whvndaneltwillbeorisor tliennent In thoHtnte. 

— The c Inns of '85 hnd Its Drst meeting laal SntardBy tod1«eun 
ro(it-bBh mntlen. It wai largely ntlended, nnd cunsldcrAble en- 
thuslaim waa nri'Dsed, cniiBlderlDg It was Ihelr maliten nltempt. 
Mr. DavKiD wu called to the ehalr. and by ocalaniatlon Mr. 
Prettynian wa> eintcd foot-ball cnplaln. After Home beBlLnncy 
be noeeptsd, and a challenge rRira the iiophnniore* baving been 
read, wui accepted. Thecootiaued rain, however, poetponed the 

— ISHI. Oct. Btb. WIr grDfiien Ibnen. 

—Prof. Tyler will be ordained to the Episcopal prieitbood, at 
BL Andrew'* church in tbla city, on I be leth. 

—The new school or polltlanl aclence bod Iti formal opening 
lut Monday. In the room act off for Ita uiie In the north wing. 
Many of the profeaaors were pre«ent, and Prof. C. K. Adami de- 
livered the opening nddreaa loan aadleaceof about one hundred 
and nny aiudentii and cUlzena. The lecture described the neces- 
sity Kiraucb a oburae, and Ita object*. 

— LItta concert at University Hall, Oct. lltb. 

—We Dilaa very much [he genial countenance of Mr. Pond 
from Ibe Ontrier't iaDCtum. He baa realgned bis poaltlon In 
OiHTier office, to take obnrge of the Caro (MIcb.) Atlaerl-Mr. 

—The forty-second annual ooiiTenlloii or Beta Thelh PI 
held In Cblo^o ibe last of AugusL It waa largely attended, and 
closed with a banquet at the Grand Paclllc. The quartet from 
tbla Unlverally carried off Ibe mualcal linnon at tbe banquet. 
Lambda Chapter was repreaented by W. B. Cady. D. ELOnboine, 
J. H. Grant, O. F. Hunt. W. F. WheUnn, H. E. Moseley, H. BItner, 
J. F. Caw, R. B. Banaom, and J. E. Seal. 

—Feline "awearee" under our window nt II o'clock F. x. 

—We are unable to publish the Hat of freahnien this week on 
oocouulot Its being Incomplete. A correct Hat will appear In our 

—Tbe telephone eirbange are transferriog Ibelr wires lo new 
poles, much larger and taller than the old unea. They will prob- 
ably have a saving Influence on the tree ti)ps. 

—The Drat uf the annual cuune of lecturea on BIbllogmpby, 
by lie librarian, will be given Monday evening. Oct. 17, HI T:.10, la 
Boom A, Unlverally Hnll. Subject. "The Catalogue and other li- 
brary aids." The other leclurea will be given at tbe same place 
and hour, at IntervalH of a week, aa Ibliows : Oct. 31, subject. 
brarles " ; OcL 31. Nov. T, H, 31, Four Leclnte* on a Course of 
lorlciil Reading: Nov. 38, subject, "Historical Novels"; Dee. 5. 
aub)ect, "Borne Famoua Books." 

—Hear Burbank In Unlveralty Hall, Oct. 31st, 

— Proftasors de Pont. Walter and Demmon visited tbe oli 
world during vacation. They all report a pleasant lime. 

—A gang of bands are at work getting things ready for thi 
library building. Several trees upon Ita site have been grubbed 
out the past week. A workshop has been put up near the Phi 
mncy building, and a large pile of stones and other material has 
been drawn. The building will eland at atwut oae-thlrd of tbe 
dlatauce from the Laboratory lo the main building. 

—The lectnrea on Sanllary Science, by Dr- Vaugbn, begai 
Thursday. 



—Junior claaa aleoUon to-day. 

—The old muaeum bnlldliig has been atl«d up Into lecture and 

!llallnn rouma, and fllla a lung fell want, na tbe proteaonra have 

gn much put out by want of rooma for their work. Tbe upper 

im. No, 21. will be used fur tbe political selenee leetuTee,nnd 

the lower one. No. H, for Dr. Cooker's lecture*. Room A will 

prolmbly have a rest. We would xuggeat that Ihe " Nydia room," 

when vacated, be glveu to Thb Ciliioi(ici.a. 

-R. Waplea waa elected exchange editor ttals morning. 
-Ilseema tons that the upper alary of tbe obpmlcal labora- 
tory needs a coal or palnL The contrast Is too striking. 

fVnA. (IrembllngJ; "Are you a freshmanT" JwaJor (sur- 
prlaed): " No!" ^eiA. {trembling m(»'e): " Do you know where 
theymeelT" Junior (turloua) ;" Freshmen meett What fori" 
ictuBlly aboklng): " I— I— d-dout't kuow. J— I an.suppoaa 
asalgu se-ae-seats." Junior oootrols bis rislblllllea till 
freahmaif leaves. 

— Profeaaors de Pont and Henneqnln'a salaries have been 
'alsed to tl.OUO ewch. 

—The puatera aay : " Again for tbs Oym. I " Help It along by 
lubecrlblng fur The Cbbonicle. 

—We wish u> eipruss our thanks to Mr. Brenrly, manager ol 
he Detn^t £t«»Intr tfam expurslona. rar a complimentary ticket 
,o Tbk CUBOHICLB ever the Oraud Trunk railway, down the St, 
lAwrence, through the White HounUlua. to the aea ahore.and 
-eturn by way of Quebeo and Montreal. Tbe eiouralon was for 
,he Michigan editors' benellt, aud beatde* the regular programme 
.here was a press banquet at Turantoand fburth of July DreworkB 
)Q ML WHShliigton. We eojuyed the trip exceedingly. P.S.— Our 
THnoffCT' enjoyed tbe trip last summer ; u« enjoyed It last evening 
at Hank's. 

—Mr. Oraham, the baritone of LllU'a company, was lo Btra- 
koscb's opera troupe laal year. 

upper claas ladles Junqueted the freshmen ladlea last 
evening. No partleulan furnished. 

new Baptist church was dedicated on Thundajr, gep- 
I«mber3>tb. Rev. S. Oraves, of Orand Raptda, preached the dod- 
loalory aerraon. The aoclety baa doue a thing not often done by 
church socletlea, vli.. built lu church without Incurring debt. 
Professor OIney was chairman of tbe building committee. 

—Regent Shearer and daugUler will sail (Or Europe nextSat- 

— The departmeut of general chemistry la to bave Bve hun- 
dred dollars' worth of new apparatus. 

—II has been decided by Ihe literary fticulty that, If a penon 
entara the University aa a candidate fur any particular degree, he 
muat be acaodldnle (Or thstdegree until be gels 1L If he wlaliea 
lo change bla course he muat be dlanilased from the Uulverslly, 
make new appllcHtloa for admlaaloo, and paaa a new aetof exam- 

— There are W aenlor dents, and 31 Juniors. Operations have 
begun In the clinical rooms. 

—The sewerage of the Unlveralty grouuda Is nearly completed, 
and when done will prove a great benellt. 

.-We have found onlj' one communication fbr lb la department 
In tbe Chrohicle box this year. We wlah. conalderlng the (kol 
that we are not omnlpreaenl. that any one who sees an Item of 
Intereat. or hours a Joke that be would like toaee In print, would 
note the facta and drop thorn Into the bux, addressed to the editor 
of tbla department. Fur the benefltof those who do not know of 
HaaltUHtluD we would aay II Is on tbe door of tbe Lecture Asaool- 
atlon ticket offlce. 

—An eye nnd ear ward baa been titled up In the Unvenltly 
hoaplUl. 

—The boys think they bave a good Joke on tbe aenlor whose 
Bhnes are "small number fourteena." Tbe other day a atreet 
gamin rushed up to him with " Have a ahlne.alrT Have a . . . T— 
IJual then he began dimly to comprehend the Immenelty]— , ■ n . . 
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— E. O. Youn^, H. H. Turner, nnd Mrs. Aldlee are the n 
In Ibe UnlTBrsIt]- butplul Cat tbls year. 

— TUe Lecture Atxoclii lion's flmt couplet Is : LIttn. Oot. 
Barbanh, Oct. 21iit. aiudenis' tlckeU to bolL, Mcenlg. 

-Dr. Maclean handed ble reBlgntitlon fToiti lite medloal faoalty 
to Prosldent Frleie last SHlurclay. As the Dr.'s reslgnnllon h 
rounded upon an acllon of llie Board nf Regenla, whoee nctloni 
we do not wish to discuss In llils department, ve will only ex- 
press our regrets at Ills giving up his proressorsh I p, and hope thai 
he may soon reoonslder his determtuntloD, and resume bla accus- 
tomed duties. 

—A seeoud atenm pipe from the engine- bouse to the law build- 
ing has been put down the past week, 



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reeldent or Michigan, hopes he'll uot be a " Mich I goose." 

—We call the atteiillon of our readers to tbe Improvements In 
ttae appearance of The Chboniole. In lbs abupe of headings to 
thedlO^renl departments, as well as tbe large bending on the Qrsl 
page. These collven the appears nee of tbe pages lo a great de- 
gree, and being from so flne a workman as Tlffbuy, show much of 
artistic skill. On the editorial pnge, loo. a new departure has 
been made, In (hat the eellorlals will he short and wlUiout titles. 

—Remember that Hlle. LlLta and aompaoy perform thelburlh 
act Of the opera "Illrovalore" next Friday night, 

—Personals concerning over 1,550 alumni appeared In Thb 
ChbonicLb last year. We expect to have many more Mi In ye 

—Three cases, conlalnlng 530 volumes of English, French, 
German hooka, were received at tbe library last week. Among 
the more Important works are : PoggendorlTs Annalen der Phy- 
slk uod Chemie, US vols- ; Camden Society Publlciitlonii, 177 vols. ; 
Bcott's Edition of Dryden, IH vols. ; Sacred Books of the East, 
translaled Into English by varlona scholars, nnd edited by Max 
Mflller, 11 vols.; Arber's English Qarne;, 8 vols.; Polyohronloon 
RanulphI HIgdenI, 7 vola. of the Chronicles and Memorials of 
Great Britain and Ireland In the Middle Ages ; Wilkinson's An- 
cient Egyptians, new edition by Birch. 3 vols.; Uamerton's Etch- 
ing and Etchers; Murlllonnd the Hponlsh Bchool of Painting, by 
W- B. Soolli Zellsabrlft nir *crgle1cbeude Sproch foracbung, 2S 
vols. Tbe University Is Indebted to Mr. Parsons, of Detroit, for 
tbe last named work. 

—Students, r^olce 1 We are to beve a new posl-offlce In the 
near future. The exact location has not been Oxrd yet. 

-Tbe seats In University Hall are to be numbered, and upon 
Lecture Aasoclallon nlghle will he reserved. Nn extra charge- 

— Prof. C-K. Adams is to. deliver a serleaof nrieen or twenty 
lectures at Cornel], In January. Subject, "The English Oovern- 

— The popular grocers, Rlusey A Seabolt. met with quite a 
scorching last Monday morning. Their store and stock were 
damaged a boot tlD.DOO worth. It was nearly ull covered by tbo 
luaumnce. The flrc originated In (he bnke-shop. Tbe Hrecauses 



ir this year- Tbis 
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them butn tempurary embarrassment. 

—We expect lo liave more personals than c 
makes Tub Chbohicle especially valunble to 
—The fresh, at tbelr meeting lout Saturday, 
challenge lo play fool-boll on that dsy. It wiix raining] 

—A frealiman wishes us lo Insert tlie following pocm. He says 
lie composed Hall himself: 

" aoDie [lubllsbars, umed CsUlalUD, 
Bsld. of hooliB we cf rlilnly cgbsn 



—J. H. Lynch, of John Lynch ± Bon, tailors, of Detroit, will 
Ira at tbe Cook House every Saturday till further notlce- 

— In the homoeopathio medical college R. 8. DePuy has been 
appointed usslilHnt lo tbe ohalr of surgery, W. P. Pothemus to 
the chair nf malerlH mcdlcii, mid A. It. Ilalstead to tbe clinlr of 
pniollce. 



—The medloal college Is to be ventilated sccoi 
Langley's plan, which will cost t2U0. 

-The llghllng editor siiya he will lie In his r 
at 12 o'clock, at wblcb time oggrleved parties 
call, 

— Bev- Wyllls Hall reinrnad fhira hli 
toar last week. He occupied bis pnlpll at St. Andrew's Church 
last Sunday. 

—The cold weather during tbe past week baa caused the stove 
dealers lo smile, and the slndcnts to -— — because Ibelr it4>ves 

— C. Donovan, whose name appears In the personal column, 
writes that sIncB May, 1375, by means of "JetUes," the month of 
the Mississippi River has been deepened to thirty feet where be- 
fore It was only nine. 

—We thonght at flrst that we could not be liired to let out on 
tbe Freshman who went lo sleep In the ladles' dressing-room last 
week, but when wc hear tbe ladles give such vivid descriptions 
of the way bis smiill (T) slsed feet stuck out Into the hall, etc., 
etc., our powers of secrecy are too weak lo withhold tbe bol from 
the general public- 

— There Is no belter way to collect memoT'ibOia of your oollege 
course ttiao by subscribing (or TUB CHitoi(ici.E and keeping every 

—Mr. Burbank Is said to Impersonate Joseph Jetfemon's Rip 
Van Winkle BO successfully thai one Iniugloas him to be Mr. Jef- 
ferson blmseir. 

-Hereafter entrance eiamlnatlous to tbe two medical col- 
leges will be the same, and no applicant rijected from one will b« 
admitted to the other. 

-Mr. de Pont has kindly put into the reading room, for tbe 
uie of students, Le Tsmpi, one of the beet of the Parisian news- 
papers. This gives UB two French dallies, na Professor Waller 
stilt supplies tbe Journal dti Dibottt, 

-Assistant Professor Stowell will give advanced courses In 
HIilology and MlcroBCopy this year. A fee of ten dollars a semes- 
ter will be charged. 

— Mr.SkeltonlswIth Litta again this year. Of course no one 
has forgulten bis very fine acoomponlment on the cornel to one of 
Lilta'Bsougs last year. 

—Mr. Andrew Cllmle has been appointed superintendent of 
the new library building, nnd will resign bis regency. He is to 
have a salary of W.OO per day. 

-The county (klr has been In full blast Ibis week. Of course 
le line stock, machinery, bed-qullts, and other articles too 
entlon, were there, not overlooking Prof- (TJ Ht^pia 
I his balloon. 

—A mechunlcnl inboratory Is lo be flited up Jbr the deparl- 
ntof civil engineering. A brick building is to be erected on 
campus for thai purpose. 

—Tbe Juniors in the homoeopathic department elected teb 
owing officers last evening; E. Blssell, president; Miss Anna 
Laub, vice- president ; H. M, Lutkin, secretary. 

president Frleio has a new edition of Virgil In presa. Tlie 
texland notes have undergone a thorough revision, and several 
leen made- It will he, doubtless, tbe best editit n 
of Virgil lobeftiund. 

ose who did not receive tbelr commencement nambers 
of TBBCHBONICI.E before going home last summer, can obtain 
application to any of the editors. 

f Lecture Asaoclallon cards are out. They are gotlen np 
In crimson and black Inks, printed on cardboard. In four pagea. 
They are very neat, and the selection of entertainments le a good 



President Angell and Ihrnlly will leave Pekln about the mid- 
dle of this montli. Ho will stop at Naples a short time, then go 
ndon, and will leave there for home about the Hrstof Keb- 



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QENBRAL COLLBOB NEWS. 

CORNELL. 

—The oIbh of 'tia hni tweiitr-ooe lnill». 

—Prof. Tyler li wrUlnB a blogrophy of PaCrlok Henry. 

~-Tlie Shu appropriately heuda lli penotiati with " Bon- 
■trobea." 

—Prealdent White baa returned rrom Berlin, alter n two y««r«' 
Kbaenoe. 

—The nalhorlllFB have mid enough of their western landt to 
bring half k nillllOD dollars luto their llilrsty traaaiiry, 

—The crew Lhul went to Europe this summer, nt the oloae 
always followed their com pell torn, and nnw grave charges are 
inBdo by members of the crewacninat Blilnkel. tlielr captain. It 
la IhouKht by many thai he sold the race at Vienna, where they 
rowed against a feeble crew. 

VA88AR. 

—The MlKellnnji warmly praises Prolesaor Raymond's Shake- 
■pearlnu readlngi. 

—Seven gnuluntea returned to the Jone oomiDencement am 
took their second degree. 

—Some of our exehangea note the fhcl that at the Vniaar com 
menoement all ihoae who look part were ladles. 

—An enterprlBing oollegleuno has Issued a Vasaar Song Book. 
It has 131 pages of songs, with eaay aocompanlmenU. 

—On the II Ih of June the alumni aaaoclallon held Its Oral re 
nler meeting. In Chlonso. Twenty-six graduate* were present. 

—Listen while a fill r student tranalHl«s: " Ergo Iris deTOlal.< 
supracapntastltll," "Thersfore Iris Hew down and stood upon 
her head." 

YALE. 

—The frvshmnn class Is unuiually small. 

— 8omc twelve of '81 return (o continue their sliidles. 

—The recalling of the Chlneae Btudenla. and their tudden de- 
parture, was a great surprise. The boys are very sorry uj lose 
their almoud-eyed frlendx. and hope Uiey may yet [ 
MISCELLANEOUS. 

-Wllllnraa haa eighty-four freslnuan. 

—In Harvard prayers are now voluntary. 

—Amherst has iin even liuudred [teiihmen. 

—Amherst orows over oue hundred new atudeni 

—The medics of Dartmouth are unusually 

-The seniors of Dartmouth back up the lecture oourae. 

—yale claims Ihe largeal college orcliestra In the world. 

— Hillsdale has 870 studenla. This is lUO more than last year. 

—One hundred and ncty college papers enUrUIn American 

—The class of '82 al Wabash Is the sroallesl senior class since 
'74 graduated. 

In Trinity and most of the oilier eastern oollegei there Is a 
filling oir In allendance. 

— Thealnmnl of Brown will receive an oration from George 
William CurllB next year. 

—The John's Hopkins IJnlverslly has conferred the decree of 
LL.D. upon ex -President Hiiyes. 

— Wllllatns' freshman class numbers eighty, two sons of thi 
late President being among them. 



the United States 
omen are allowe " 



literary society In exlslei 
Is at Yale. ITHJ being the dale of Its orfianlialton. 
—In, the Quaker college HI Swarthmorp. womi 
study archlleeiural and mechsnlml drnuglillng. 
— Prlncplon and the Unlveislty of Peunnylvanla are allll 
>wllng Bt each other over the boat race of laat Jnly. 
—An eastern exchange Is renponslble for the Dillowtng: " It Is 
Imaled that nlnc-teulhsof the college studen la In this country 
9 republicans. 

— Belult College has had some Irouble In getting atudants to 
muln. By a change In their It nanalal policy Ihey are now able 
retain them. 

— The art school or Smith Oollega, at Northampton, has been 
Joined to Yale. The professors of the latter plaoe go to Smith 
every week to lecture. 

Ojllege the old chapel has been lltted up, and is 
awaiting the llxlures necessary to convert 11 Into a gymnasium. 
Wouldn't that be a good plan lo adopt here! 

lUimfvun oomplalns that the hymn-hooks are not 
evenly distributed amongst the sophs and freshles. Tliey luirdly 
think It true that " The freshman cannot sing, by gum." 

■K week ago Inst Kundny the buildings of Swarlhmore Col- 
liurniMl to the ground. The Hlarm came so late that many 
lottlrae to save unylhlng, and were compelled to escape half 
ted. 

Since Washington and Leo University received. In ITW. a 
giaof tSO.UO} from Washington, Its endowmenl fund has grown 
itly. II has over S131,.W0. Ilie larger part of this sum coming 
1 Northern men. -[Tribune. 

-The Index of Howard Kemnle College claims that the Instl- 
on which 11 represeiila Is more flourishing now than at any 
9 since 1900-1. One hundred and Iwenly-sli regular and nlue 
la Irregular pupils are upon the roll. 

-In Waboah Collego Ibe old fogy trustees think that ,tha U- 
are not capable of keeping up wllh the boys In Ihelr studies, 
ney ahul the doors on Ihem. The feeling Is so strong thai et 
commencement coarse Jokes were applauded. 

— Atan Indiana college secret societies are prohibited. But 
the boys desiring to found a chapter there are trying the case In 
the oourta. It wll I probably come out hs It did In (^llfomla, (bat 
popularsentlment and the courts will prove too much for the 
bigoted faculty. 

-The fflcully of Ihe University of Pennaylvnnla, after dis- 
cuss I ng the question of iidmlttlng the ladles, refused lliem admis- 
sion because they had not ro<mi for them. Outsiders wonder If 
they would thus refuse flfty or a hundred young men as an oddl- 






seml-ii 



raltjn 



B deposit of HO 
^rnbcr add one 



lually f( 



'. whti 



and a gift will be made to the 
the first baby of "Bl with a cradle. 

—The London University honors lists, wblch have Just been 
published, show Ihnt the young women who were eiamlneil took 
a remarkable place. The class loking examluallon for malhe- 
matlcal lioiiora hnd three niembers. one being a glrl-und the girl 
besl both her male cnmpetltors. The first In the English honors 
llElfor the preliminary B. A. eiamlunllon wax a young woman, 
and In the Qermnn honors Hal two of the first class, consisting of 
(inly four, were also girls. The first In the honors Hat fur Anato- 
my. In ihepretlmluury Bnchelor of Medicine ciamlnHllon, was a 
glrl.Hlas Prldeaux, of Ihe Loudon Bahool of Medicine for Women. 
who hnd baatca both ber Ouy's Hospital rivals. Another girl 
WHS one of three students placed In llie first olasa of the honors 
Hal for Materia Medlen and PharmucenllGul Chemistry. This par- 
Hgrnph la commended to the alleuUon of dive 
legos.— [N. Y. Tribune. - j ■ - 



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ROTSa ON THE COLLBaB PRBSa. 

— Tb« CkriMU Sun, another euterprlBing dully, haa plaoty of 
toplsa DOW s&orded by the Sliliikel InveallgHllon. 

—In Uie OameUSni we nnd BOoiillnueililmorlptlon orthe trip 
or the orew an toniga watern, by one of the crew, we preaome, 
wtilob Uqolte IrilereBtliiK. 

—The flnt DQUtMr or Lbe ffarvard XdvoAoM malnlalnB ItB bl^h 
■landanl or exeelleaea. lu poeLry, bb for Inatnnce, ' YeeorNo," 
and otbera. laahore UkB^'erage student grind. 

— The CVItnioni^aiD aM>ean with 1L> Dent typosnipliloal ap- 
pearanee and very deitromO' geu In an InvlUitlon toanbacrlbe 
nnder the rorm of a dialogue between Jack and Phil. 

—In ourchangea and Improveinetita we are accompanied by 
the lively little dally at Yale. The Iftuit looRi proaperoua ai to lu 
Bda.,and Inlereatlngni to lt« fllllng. It <■ alwnya weleonie. 

-The Colieae Tran4tript comes to ui In a brlxlit new dreu, and 
Introduoeia novelty In having Ita ada. gor^couB Id pink and blue. 
There Is on one oC Ita pages a tlinety eaaay on Qarfleld'i college 
life. Tlieir exchange man tbrseleDs to write a guod deal of hiB 
department with the sclaaoni. 

—In the fleld of college JoarnBllem we gladly weloome a new 
paper. It Is the Oitltge Specalam and la from the Agricultural 
College at lAnslng. It Ib nicely printed and tilled with good read- 
ing matter. Upon looking over the list of editora we Dotlceltls 
•0 fortUDBte as lo have Bponrsd the servloea of Prof. W. J Beal. 
who haa charge of the science departmeuL We wlab for it a proa 
porous and plenaant voyatie. 

—From Howard College, away out In HlsBOurl. cornea to ui the 
Iiutei aiid'CtircnIele, Aa It la a female Inatltutlou oTcouraeedl- 
treaaea handle the abeara and crayon. It baa a very aolld tone (o 
Ita artlclea, wblcb, perbapa, la carried almoat to a Ibalt. The 
paper revels In one thing tltat, although It belpn the exchequer, 
does not help the appearance or Interest of the local department. 
We reter U> the custom of aaDdwIohlDg two aod three line adver- 
In between the Iteraa. 



—The victories gained the pitit summer by Yale [>v^ other ool- 
leges lolViot ball, base ball, and at tbe oar, naturally makes Yale 
men step rather high. 

—Harvard carried oflT the laurele In the Hntt Haven gamea, 
taking Aral In the IDU-yards daah, running and standing high 
Jump. 2»-yards dash and half-mile run. Bbe tberefiire still retolna 

-The Unlveralty of Penusylvanta cricket club are having va- 
ried lack hi Ihir games. Tbe game with the Qermantown eleven 
gave them a snore of liil and their oppnneala l£t for 8 wicketa. 
With Haverford they won by ulae wickela, 

—A shamplon Bag has been awarded lo the Yale nine. In 
form It la swallaw-tall, being In stae two Met by three. It It of 
tbe Bnest dark blue silk and heavily embroidered la bullion; on 
elthersldeare the words: "Cbamplonahlpiatl. YaleCullege B. B, 
C.," while a gold fringe surrounds the whole flag. 



COLLEOB ATHI.BTIC8. 

—A lawn tennis club baa been farmed at Princeton. 

—Six of Vale's crew of last year will row again next summer. 

—The ban agahiat oaue rushing baa been removed at Uart- 

— A'ball game at Amherat between '83 and 'S3, waa won by 'St. 

—Yale's 'lU won in tbe flrst rush. However, the freshlea could 

—The Hobart base ball club boasts or having won every game 
during last season. 

— tn tbe flrst game of base ball between '8S aDd 'gl of Yale the 
More was I n favor of '88. 

—October izth la tbe day set for the annual meeting or the Ibll 
regatta or Yale boat club. 

— The treaanrerof the haae ball aaaoclatli 
portsexpendltureaor over 11 ,000 rorlaat year. 

-This li the way thejunlors at Yaiegrind It Into the n. 
ti, IS runa; '83> t runs. This happened last week. 

—Tlie rote A'nuw thinks the best iDeD of the class did 
aeot themsel vea aa candidates titr the freshman crew. 

—Since tbe fiasco In Europe by the Con 
loat much of Its Interest for the students at that Institution. 

—At Amherst tbe Athletic AsBoolatlon have sold their old fleld 
thr sports, and have purobaaed n new one.whlch to flt up will cost 
about 11.0X1. 

—Tbe Harvard nine last year won 14 games and lost 8 playing 
with other college nine*. On the championship reoord they won 
e and loat 8. 






CLIPPINGS. 



—A pleasant lummeratudy-Lager-ILhms. 

—The maiden's prayer terminatea with ah. men. 

—"Is lira worth living?" "That depends on the liver."— [Ex. 

—A Cornell man was recently Injured by an acoldental dis- 
charge of bis duties, 

— Acamtia reported of a freshman who deal red to biraapew In 
the chapel. What verdancy I— [Era. 

— " There." said a senior, as he mode a tliMI pull at bis glove 
beforegolnglo the bull, " I've saerltloed a kid lo Venus." 

— Proltoasor In PbyHlcs lo W.: " Have you ever electrllled a 
body by squeeilngT" Mr. W. blushes and aits dowa —{Ex. 

— TuUir; "What Is tbe eipresaloa fOrthaaurfiMiaoraapheret' 
Junior: " ad>." And 11 sounded very mueh like p. d. q,(b).— [Ex' 

-Professor (to student qnotlhg a rule): " Why, I don't remem- 
ber of any such rule as that." Stndent; " Well, I guess I have for- 
gotten It, too." 

— Slndeul [translating rather iDdlstlnctly): "Tbe Greeks were 
(•■nd of havLog girdles about them." Froftaaor; "Yea, be careful 
not to omit the d sound."— [Ex. 

-Prof. Political Belenoe: " What word meaning money In 
LaIId shows the Aict that formerly cattle were used aa a medium 
ofbarterT" Junior; "Bullion." 

—How one thing brings up another, said bis lady In plenaing 
reoollecllon. " Yes." said Dlblu, an emetloforlnstaDce." Bbe left 
the table In a hulT.— (Amherst Student. 

—A red-headrd sophomore recently attended a masquerade 
wrapped from his neck to his heels In a brown cloth, aod with bla 
head bare. He represented a lighted cigar. 

— A oerlalu senior being auctixed of bidding his girl good-by In 
an affectluuute manner, acquitted hlinseir by saying that every 
fellow had a right to strain his own honey .^Lariat. 

—First student at one ot our principal boarding clubs : "Bay, 
are these biscuits fresh T" Second student; " No, those are soplio- 
niore blaoulla. They ware freah last year."— [Alhenmum. 

EPITAPH OS A SOPHOHOBE. 
He loved hlH lager Oilthrully 

Who llelh burled here; 
For even after he was dead 

He too< another bler.'-{Aeta. 



—An Irishman having heard that a 
discovered an aaterold, remarked : " Bedad. be may have his as- 
ter, bat I prefer a berse lo rold."— [Ex. 

—A senior, who I* dlsBatlslled with his photographs, haa been 
sending tbem around to his mends with Ibe following remarks 
written on the back : Errata-1. Imagine more eipreaslon in the 
eyes. 3. Imagine a smaller nose. 3. Think of my natural vivacity 
lu place ot the dullbew hare. t-JmaglDe my m 



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—The Yale !Trw prctented tbe IbllowlDS tntuiwrlpi, at a,a 
oIBcIbI «icum paper: " Pleuie «icui>e id; abaenoe ITma college 
dullw lui Hondaj and Taewlay. I was oaaanml to my ruom b; 



" Thpre wm> a youni medic niuneil On>, 
Wbogotlntoa terrlbJe run 
With It fellovr called Derritiger, 
Wbo pulled out 111* derrlager. 
And tapped hi in tor laudable pus."— [Ex. 

— TultloD Tett of soiDa of tbe leading oollaKes : Byraonse, MO, 
Onrnell.ns, Bovrdolii and KoebeateV thasame, Bmwn, IK; Dart- 
iiioutb,(30, Wllllains HO, Aniberst flOO, Yale tlSO, Harvard liSO, 
Ann Arbor 190. 

~A Harvard oollege paper dedicate* tbe following nursery 
rbyme to the vBDqalsbed Yale freahman nine; 
" Fumble, rumble little nine, 
Muir the balls along the lln«, 
'Way up In the alrio Oir, 
How you wonder wliat they ora— 
Fumble grounders, muIT the fly, 
Ou tbe diamond. Id the sky." 

— Asenllmentalyonth mu reoently heard asking, "Why can't 
IspellCupldl" "You oan, onH't your" "No. far when I get to 
"a,u" 1 oan'tgo tay Ikrtber." He saya It Is the very latest, so 
doe* *be. 

A ROMAN GHOST. 



And, leaning 'galnit a post, 
Gave vent tosundry dol'roua gronua, 

And when the iirof. Hwohe, 
And. trembling, atrtred In dire dismay. 
Tbe ghoat thus to hlmapoke; 
" O, DIaad mlhl"— whan tbe prof. 
A bowl threw at his l^ce : 
No Roman ghnat, thought he, would put 
" Ad" with tbe dative raae. 

— " If Jonea undertake* to pull my ean," aald a loud-mouthed 
fellow on a street oorner, he will have his hunda nill." The crowd 
looked St the fellow's ears and smiled.— [Ei. 

—A man called nut to bis creditor : " Get ool, yon Ornythoi 
hynchud" ThemaudeparteJ meekly. " Who's that t" Inquired 
a mend of tbe speaker. " An Ornytborbynuhus." "How's that 



" Well, Webster dellaes bim ai 



ablll'."-(YaleOoa- 



— "Tbe (Allowing wa* evolved reeentlyfforo the brilliant brain 
oronaoCourJunlora, who has evidently been thinking aerlouily 
of his rhetorlo: ' Ho«t lie* are hyperboien. Hyperbole Is a figure; 
hence most lie* are flgure*. But llgnre* can't lie. .aw), a lie la 
not a He, gtutd «( denMistnutibun'."— [Volante, Northwestern Unl- 

NO GRADUATES NEED APPLY. 
Up the etair*. up the stairs, 

Up to the aky light. 

Oune a young graduate. 

All tn the twilight, 

" Gosb ! how my legs do ache. 

These slain will take the cake." 
Up to the editor's room 
Climbed the tblid-bi 






Heiaa 

Only U 
And reat his weary liml 

Ou a plush sntu. 
His not to reason why, 
Bla but to get up high, 
Ulsbat to Keep hiaeye 

Peeled for reporters. 



*■ latin iind Oreek I've 
Up to the editor's deel 
Stepped the ei-aenlor. 



Flashed the good einb In air, 
On the young bead *o bare 

Clatter^ and Uiuodered. 
Gently they took hint out. 
He has gone up the spout. 
Nobody blundered. 
—There were eight hnndred and seventy-three senior* In the 
New England oolleges. Amherst had aeveuty'Sliie, fiowdoln for- 
ty-eight. Brown forty-three, Dartmouth teventy-ava. Trinity 
nineteen, Yala one hundred and seventy-four. Harvard one hnn- 
dred and nlnety-five.WIltlnmaflny-three. Flfly-four graduated at 
Weat Point this year and one hundred and two at Frlnoelon.— Ex. 

Iiooal Ulaoelluij. 

For flrst-class Laundry Work leave your order with ,C W. 
Wagner, 21 B. Main street. Agent for thR City laundry of DttroU. 
Orderaeatled for and delivered free. 

Look at Andrews' bargain shelves for cheap hooka. 

The CiqakbttBS of the Kinney Tobacco Co.. succeaaora to 
Kinney Brotbera. Gl-I toSSi West T wen tyaeoood itreet. New York, 
Justly enjoy the highest reputation of any similar muauAuiture* 
Id thia country. In tbe Ural place, only the Onest rloe paper Is 
uaed by them, thus assuring the amoker agalnat the Injuries that 
attend the shellac, arsenic, and other health- sapping sophlsllca- 
tlonithatere found In the Inferior papers uaed hy other firms. 
The Kinney Tuhacon Company make a great number of brands, 
to suit every shade of taste among cigarette smokers, and the ap- 
preciation In which these are held Is amply attested by the fiiot 
that they are largely sold In every city tn the world and where- 



a the 



IClUBll 



For a real dellcliius. > weet smoke, try theli 
Cork Mouth-Fleoe Sweet Caporal. 

TBE OPEBATiMtt Room of the Dental Department 
treatment or dlaeaaea nf the teelh and mnuth are now 0| 

operations pertaining 



cigarette, tl 









•r theaervloe. All 
performed In a thocnogh 
manner. No charge 1* made, except In operation* Involving ex- 
penae fur materials. Open from 1 to 4 o'clock p. m., dally, Sunday 

S. C. Aif DREWB will move this month to his oew and elegant 
store, 13 Main street. 

A. F. HANOBTBErBR & Co.'B 1* the headquarter* Ibr Key Weat 
and Imparted Cigars and Tobaccos, and smokers' arllcle*. 

FiheBT i,IHK of Cigars, Cigarette* and Tobaccos at A. F 
HangRterfer A Co. 'a Cigar and Tobacco alore, SO Main streeL 

SrcDBNTB should remember tliat the place to do their trading 
Is St Ooodyear'a Drugstore, No. 5 South Hal n street. 

Thb moat elegant line oT Due slatluaery sod vlslUng cards la 
theSlate atAndreWs'. __,._. _ _ _ _ 



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LITERARY KOTES. 

F. W. Helmlok, muiiic publ liber. IRO Um streel. Cinclni 
0..linsjuiit publlsliedoneor lliemost beautimi songs lliut li 
late year* come to tbia nOloe. II la entitled. " Ood Bless the Little 
Woman," and refen U> the Doble vi\fa al Prenldent Oarlleld, whn 
■tood by lier busband Jurlng >><■ terrible itruggla fnr lite, encour- 
Bclng blin. urging blm to keep sleady, per«overe, and h« wuuld 
conquer. Tbe cborus reads : 

Stand by hini, Utile vonianl 

Stand nrm Knd brave nud true I 
And remember tittle woman, 
We win alnaye alund by you. 
Price, SS ocDl* per oopy ; or niur eoplea rurtl.U. 






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n brief for 



e life. I 



Drks of oi 






writers, although ho does not seem to ua to have been entirely 
sncceHsful In tbli respect, he has taken a step In the right direc- 
tion. Though unlike Bulwer In most respects, Emerson la cnin- 
pamble to him in this, he Is not eaxlly appreciated by the people 
Id general. However Incomplete Mr. Gurnaey'a work may be, 11 
will doubtleas be a great help toward Increoalng n taste fi>r Emer- 
son's wrltlngaand a troe appreciation of Ihem. The author lias 
the peculiarity or ao many biographers, that of praising hia sub- 
ject's leas known work a, and of criticizing hia more known ones. 
Oneof the most Intereallng feulurea to the caauuL reader la the 
Chapter on Emeraou'a visit to England, contnlnlng, oa It dues, an- 
eodotesofthe greal modern Bogllah writers, and canv^^Bat1onB 
between litem and Emerson. There are many extracts iVoin Em- 
ersuu'a writings, witb the oplulona of tbe author hlmselCandof 



It Orai>dmotber"(ilScta.) 



others Interspersed. The volume cloaea with a chnpter on Emer- 

aon'a poema, and though It la aomewluLt meagre, It gives a fair Idea 
of the poet's atyle. Altogether, the work la woithy to Uke Its 
place with the best ol lu series. Johu Moore wilt sell tt to you 

Oliver Dllaon ftCo. send us six songs and piano pieces, whloh 
seem to be good hot weather music, and are euggestlre of si 
alghUand sounds. How MolK 

try; ttiere can be no nilatake. however, about "Tbe Death or tbe 
Nightingale." (30 eu.) by Henschel, wiio takes the words from the 
Persian or Haas : und "That 'Traitor Love" (35 cu.) by J. Roeckei, 
la especially busy In summer, when frogntnce Is Id the air and 
lanea are ahady, cool and dim. The " Dream of the Sheplierdeas" 
(30 eta.) by Labi tzky, a piano pleoe. Is surely a summer Idyll; and 
that grand triumphal march, " All the Rage" iSj cts.) by Artus ; 
and tbe >' Sky-Rocket Galop" iSJcta.] by Kteber, are July pieces If 
they ure anything. A copy of the weekly J/iu/cuf ReeordHS per 
year) which came wlb the music, is a very readable mnilc paper, 
and to a lover of music would be valuable. 



D. Appleton A Co. bave Just published Prot Hennequln' 
' I,ea>iou« In Idiomatic French." which D>rms the last of the so 
uilled "Hennequln Series." l\\ Uila. Prof. Hennequln lini at 






oplhk 



Dbemily 



>ly different from 
: the French Idioms ao that tholi 
ided by an Englishman. In all 
ooked over, no attempt has been miLde to explain the 
irely the Rogllsh sentence with tbe French equivalent 
1, Fror. Hennequln's work embraces over eOJ Idioms , 
air.ingeJ la flfly Icaaons. Euuh lesion contains two Idiomatic 
trba. wUh their eiplunutious ; ten Idiomatic expressions Involv- 



agthos 






e in Fre: 



again Including the idioms, and Anally a con versa) 
French, where the question Is given, and tbe am 
the student to supply (he Idiom. All the senlent 
work are such as one would use nearly every day li 
Lion. In our opinion the work will remove moat 1 
dlfflcultles of this, the hardest part of the study o 



!r Indicated, 



eby.; 



ihnMoo 



sellers for I 



" Free Trade la England" Is the title of a moderate- slied vol- 
ume belonging the series called, "Tbe Library or^.ipuiar Infor- 
matlua,'' published by Q. P. Putnam's (tons. New York. The book 
is written by one In full synipalliy with bis luljjeot, and the alory 
of the great struggle of tbe industrial claites In England for free 
trade Is (old in » manner calculated lo excite the Interest and re- 
tain the atteution of the render to the very oluae of tbe work. 
Nearly all the writers on Political Kconomy liave advocated the 
theory or riee trade and thia hook brightly, yet lucidly explains 
why It WHS that England should be the Brst \a apply the dsdnc- 
llona of aclenue to the art of praotloat atateamunshlp. The taritT, 
the oorn lawa, and the navigation laws stood together as a system 
formed under the theory of protection. The anti-corn- la w-lengue 
attacked the syatem at lis most vulueruble point, and In eleven 
'UCture fell. The history of this period. ia3:t.-i9, 
portion of the book. The closing chapters ara 



™iedU. 



refutut 



9 trade country, and that In later years her prosperity has de- 
d. The book, ns a whole, though not pretentious In appear. 
, In a clear, animated style, and In compact form, tella tho 
average reader what he most wants to know abouta great polltl- 
and industrial revolution. John Moore sella tbe booktUrflny 



TH 



LE. 



UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 22, I89I. 



Once more upon our campui have the claas shouts 
been heard. This time It has been thoae of the classes 
of 'H4unU '86. Upon Baturday the fttli ofOctober, these 
two classes met upon the cauiputi, to lest their ekill and 
strength at foot-tiail. The class of '84 turned out In 
very Htrong numbere for eoplia, while the fresh were 
noticeably weak for freshmen. The first part of the 
aflernoon was taken up by the Junior clans, who were 
Initialing each other Into upperclaBsmanship, by use of 
the " cane." At last, ut 3:45, the game was commenced. 
Mr. White acted as umpire for the sophs, Mr. Ayres for 
the fresh, and Mr. DePuy was referee. It was apparent 
from tlie beginning that the freshmen were no match 
fbr their oppouenta. The hall was at once carried close 
to the free hi ch' goal, and remained there until, at 4:20, 
it was kicked over. The second inninfjs woa almost a 
repetition of the Hrst, except that in this one the sopiis 
Bcx>red their victory in twenty minutes imttead of thirty- 
five. Here a protest was entered by Mr. Ay res on be- 
half of tile freshmen, on account of one of the men, 
playing with the sophs, being a law. The protest was 
not sustained. But when the "warning" was given 
to the freshmen, they paid no attention whatever to it, 
and let tbe sophs kick the i>all over without opposition. 
The referee then decided that the game was won by the 
sophs, but at a later day be changed this decision, and 
declared that the third innings must be played over. 
As yet this innings has not beea played. Tbe ring did 
not amount to much, due in a great measure to tlie fact 
that the sophs have not as yet found who are their t>oz- 
ersand wrestlers. In the wrestling neither side had a 
fall ; but for the boxing, the sophs could find no one to 
put In the ring. It is Indeed a fact to be deplored, that 
a class, after being in college for a whole year, should 



have taken so little Interest in tUeir class as not to have 
learned who of tbeir classmates can represent tbeni in 
the ring. Tf the sophomores show so little class spirit, 
what can we expect from the freshmen ? Reform is 
necessary, and without It there Is great danger that in 
the near future class spirit will be sometliing of tho 
past ; the foot-twill will no longer be seen upon the cam- 
pus; and our college will become, in reality, a ladies' 
seminary. 

Every time a meeting of any one of our college as- 
sociations is called. It is made painfully evident that 
there is too little Interest taken in these associations. A 
meeting of tlie Athletic Association, one of the most 
powerful of them, was called for last Wednesday even- 
ing. Matters which should have been of interest to all 
were (o be brouslit up and debated, and the result of 
this call for a meeting was that some thirty out of about 
1,500 students of the University were present. This 
same want of active interest is shown whenever any of 
tlie associations have meetings, excepting, always, 
meetings for elections, which ere invariably well at- 
attended, because naturally It Is of interest to the can- 
didates themselves aiid tliose Interested in them that as 
many of their respective sides as possible should be 
present. How can we ever expect graduates and other 
friends of the University to aid us wltb subscriptions 
and otherwise. If we won't help ourselves, and show, 
every time a meeting Is called, that we are too lazy to 
attend ? The death of all active interest In college in* 
stitutions by students Is wilbout doubt due largely to 
tbe new system. Now that students no longer associate 
In college and elsewhere wltb memlMrs of their own 
classes, there no longer exists the interest formerly 
taken In classee. This was clearly shown at the last 
meeting of freshmen and sophomores In foot-ball. We 
noticed as many as half a dozen of one class, and fully 
twice that number of the other, among the ranks of 
spectators. A few years ago these would have been 
good candidates for pumping. When asked why they 
didn't play, they said it was too much like work. Some 
will say, when asked why the^ didn't attend the meet- 



t8 



The Chronicle. 



]ng Jaxt WedneHday, tliat they didn't know one was to 
bebeld. Whose Tuultlx this? Every one knows that 
when a meetlug of any usaociation is to be held, notice 
la duly posted on tlie bulletin hoard. It surely doesn't 
take very much trouble to turn tlie eyes towards the 
board when pasaing tlii'ough the hall. We sincerely 
hope that the menibera of the peeeent frexhiiian cla.'is 
will show that they intend to take proper inttreet in all 
things of Interest to college titndenta. We hope that 
when the coinmittee-men of the Athletic Aasoeiation 
for soliciting membership, call upon fresbiuun, tliey 
will not only join the assoclBtloD, but will show by 
their future action that they are interested In It, will go 
on the campus and work to become members of either 
the fbot-ball or base-ball t^ama, and above all will at- 
tend the meetings of the association. 

We take pleasure in extending to the Junior class 
our hearty congratulntlons for the action they liave taken 
Id regard to the Junior ofTlcers. It in a step that i^hould 
have been taken long slnue, and which would liave 
aided greatly in making senior year!< much more plea- 
sant and harmonious. Surely ourclaHsea liave been Huffl 
clently divided by contentions for offices that are desir- 
able, so we may well drop those that carry odium and 
affliction with them. The effect'of Junior offices, as 
regarded In this colle;;e, is something that few havr 
stopped to consider. Most of us, periiapa, have regarded 
them as merely harmless offices. It is probable that 
most of the members of preceding classes, have gone to 
junior elections with the intention of shielding them- 
selves, rather tlian of casting reflections on any of their 
clBssmates. But think how It must appear to an out- 
sider, who only knows that Junior offices here are 
looked upon as a disgrace and a slur. Think what must 
be the feelings of one, who has thus been made a shield 
for his cluBsniates. Although he may recognize tliis fact, 
yet for a long time after his graduation he will recall 
that elecilon, aa the dark and disagreeable part of his 
college course. What must be his feellngB towards his 
classmates who have placed him in this ambiguous po- 
sition ? Now it lies In the power of coming classes to 
avoid all this, simply by abolishing junior offices, and 
there is no reason why they should not do this. No 
one derives any pleasures or benefits ^m Junior offices, 
while, on the other hand, some are made unhappy and 
miserable by them. Is not this alone sufficient reason 
for at>ollshing them ? If the coming classes will follow 
the example of the present junior class for a few years, 
It will llien be possible to restore these olSces lo their 
old positions of honor, and such as they at present hold 
in other colleges. In this way only will it be possible 
to accomplish this. , The class of 'S3 may feel proud 
that they have been the first to adopt this measure, and 
we earnestly hope that the future Junior classes will do 
the same. 



The Student's Lecture Association opened its course 
auspiciously a week ago lost Friday evening, with an 
entertainment by the Littu Concert Company and, not- 
witlislandiug the rain, the attendance on that occAsicn 
augurs well for the future prosperity of the lecture t>oard. 
The event proved that M'lle LItta has not lost one of 
the many admirers that sherecured, when lierea year 
ago. Her voice has gained In richness and lastlcity and 
coupled witli her engaging and unaffected. njiaiitier re- 
cured her a mout hearty reception on tbis occasion also. 
On the whole the concert was, of course a suci^ess, both 
financially and from an artistic point of view; yet Id 
spite of tills, it might have been more so in the latter in- 
stance, had some of the selections been different. The 
piano sohis by Miss Bangs were in good taste and well 
executed, her especial forte being in expression, in 
which the soft shailing of her passages in transition, 
without harshness or abruptness, were very fine, Mlsa 
McLaln sUMlained ber previous reputation with her pure 
voice and stralubt forward ways, with her selection in 
part second " Better Land," had the especial merit of 
freshness, Tbe selections uf Mr. Skelton on the cornet 
were not so pleasing as those with wlilch he regaled us 
before, yet were more difficult and t>etter adapted to 
show his perfect mastery of his instrument. Not mere 
triple tnngulug marks the cornet artist, but the genuine 
difficulties of straight forward execution, such as Mr. 
Skelton overcame In hia rendition of De Beriot's 
" Seventh Air." In Balfe's " Dids't thou but know," 
Mr. Montrose Qrabum mVde his appearance before an 
Ann ArlKir audience, and like an apparition of the night, 
he came and went, and we " wot not what it was." At 
all events he certainly would have created a better Im- 
pression, had he adhered to the number of the pro- 
gramme, which WHS better adapted to his voice. The 
gem of the evening, however, we took to be Maretzek's 
wallz song, "Tbe Siren," which showed in au admirable 
manner tbe wonderful fulness and flexibility of M'lle 
Lilta'a voice. The duo " Trust her not," by Balfe was 
indifferently rendered In a non-committal sort of a way, 
but Mr. Cleveland had a chance to mitigate himself in 
the la.1t number "Rigolltto," a quartette by M'lle Llttn, 
Miss MacLaln, Messrs. Cleveland and Graham. The 
board are to be congratulated ou securing such a bril- 
liant entertainment with which to open, while they 
needed no better assurance of the public confidence than 
tbe larite audience with which they were greeted. Tbe 
board last year succeeded In regaining much of that 
confidence which had been previously lost, and this 
year's board need only to finish in tbe way they have 
begun. In order to su^'tain It. 

The lovers of Rugby foot^ball have again turned 
their attention to this sport. Induced by tbe prospect of 
games with Harvard, Yale, and Princeton. Challenges 
from us have been accepted by these three colleges, and 



The Chronicle. 



»9 



11 la with pleasure tliat we eee the boya enter Into tlielr 
practice with the old vim, that told no well HgHJiiHt Ra- 
cine and Toronto. That we have to contend against 
many and i;reat obstacleg, cannot he denied. But then 
recall tliat homely old adage, "Nothlnf; ventured, 
nothing gained," and let thU urge us on. Those of ae 
that bavu vi-dted our campus during the past few days, 
have seen that we have many of our old team left, and 
good material with which to Ail the vacant places. It 
it, of course, to be regretted that we cannot have n 
time for training the team. But on the other hand, If 
we are ever going to pliiy these collides, now Is the 
time. We are In as good condition now as we ever shall 
be, and perhapa even better, since we have so many 
of our old players. That the eastern colleges will not 
accept our challenges in the spring is shown by their 
answer toourchallengeof last year. Therefore we will 
never be able to have any more practice than we have 
had this fall. Then why not try our fortune now, so 
that we may no longer be in the dark In regard to the 
relative strength of our teams ? Victory would give us 
courage, while defeat would tell ua where and how to 
Improve and strengthen oumelvee. Even defeat— and 
we do not anticipate any such result — would be better 
than that our sports should be carried on in the listless, 
aimless manner in which tliey have for the past year. 
As soon as the students learn that games will be played 
frequently with other colleges, they will at once begin 
to take some real interest In foot-ball, and work so as to 
get on the team. It la needlees to say what the result 
will be. And again, one game with good opponents 
win give the team more practice than several days of 
ordinary work, so that when they play their second or 
third game they ought to be In splendid condition. On 
account of these and many other reasons, we think that 
it behooves ua, one and all, to help and encourage them 
In every possible way. Let us show the eastern colleges 
that we are not behind them In college spirit, and that 
our teams receive Just on hearty a support as theirs. 
We congratulate Mr. DePuy upon the enterprise he has 
shown in issuing these clmllengee, and feet certain that 
a team, picked nut by such men as Horton, DePuy and 
Wormwood, will do themselves and our college credit. 

In the entertainment oQered us lost evening, the 
Lecture Board have fully auatalued the reputation they 
acquired by the Lltta Concert. Mr. Burbank is cer- 
tainly a fine elocutionlat and Impersonator, yet he 
might have made a still greater impression If be had 
been a little more deliberate in places, where the sense 
did not require such rapid articulation. His selections, 
with the exception of one or two that are too old to pre- 
sent to the public, were good. His flmt selection, in 
which he showed his mastery of the Irish brogue, did 
not take well ; but the second one, " Uncle Pete, "where 
he presented tbs true old darky, brought the audience 



to hla side, and from that time he had no ditfloulty In 
plcHsIng them. In Ills rendition of "The Last Rose of 
Summer," ho executed some very fine whistling trills, 
but there was scarcely volume enough to fill the Hall. 
As a parlor whlstier we should judge that be was a great 
success. With bis impersonations of Jefferson In Blp 
Van Winkle, we can find no fault. Mr. Burbank dur- 
ing the evening showed that tie had at his command 
the Dutch accent, the Irish brogue, and the Darky dia- 
lect, and In the latter he was especially good. The at- 
tendance waa good, and the entertainment proved 
another triumph for the Board. 

No one can deny that the present system of free 
election of studies In our University Is unsurpassed by 
that of any institution in our land; yet there are, as 
with every good method, several faults which doubtless 
will be remedied before the suds of many semesters 
sink beneath the horizon. Every year our Faculty 
makes some Improvement in the new regime, and the 
last was no exception to the rule. Stiff, as wa have be- 
fore Intimated, there are some unfortunate arrange- 
ments which are sometimes very perplexing and an- 
noying to the student. We have In mind one cose In 
particular, that serves as a very fair Illustration. The 
courses offered In German are certainly as popular as 
any afforded the student In any department, as Is shown 
by the crowded classes of every professor teaching this 
branch of the modern languages. However, altiiough 
a student may enjoy a coune in Goethe immensely, he 
does not care to translate that course In the University 
class-room without receiving credit for tne same. To 
graduate here, as everybody knows, one requires the 
completion of a certain number of courses. Now it 
certainly la too much to expect of any one, that, t>e- 
cause he happens to have read a work of some author 
and has received credit for tbe same, he wilt read and 
pass an examination In an entirely different work of 
the same author, and receive no more credit than if be 
had never seen the text. Although we have ourselves 
experienced no Inconvenience of this kind, yet the 
course in Ooetbe's Lyrlca offered this semester presents 
to many the dlflUcutty mentioned above. Tiie profes- 
sors ollbrlng this course, although glad to receive those 
who have translated Goethe's Iphlgenia— the course 
numbered the same— yet cannot on account of Faculty * 
regulations give these studies the five hours' credit at- 
tached. Now, five hours' credit, one full course, is not 
to he thrown away, nor Is Goethe's Lyrics the biggest 
"snap" (?) offered In the Univeraity. Now every one 
despises (?) snaps, of coune, yet doea like five hours' 
credit. Perhaps our respected Faculty have not taken 
this fiict Into consideration. At any rate If such is the 
case, we hope they will look at the matter from our 
point of view, and remedy this unfortunate rule, so 
that students may have the benefit of the credit as well 
as of tbe reading. 



The Chronicle; 



HERO AND LBANDER. 

It KTlBves me much la bave to tear Ibe vat) 
or myalery, my tb nnd Action from a (ale 
Thai has l>een honored centoriea— a very 
Oood yttrn round In the CIshhIo DlctloDHry. 
Two Itaonutud yenra sweet youths hbve torn their hair 
At tboaghtor Hero's grief and maidens fair 
O'er brave Leander's Dtle have oped the Ibnt 
Of tears enoogb to flood llie Hellespont. 

Tom Hood hai told this tragic lale and gave 
A mermaid's loveaa cause of tbelr watery grave; 
But tact and reanon and Kood sense decide 
' Leander's death was naught but suicide. 
Hear Moses, "ds sheap clodlngmaa" narrate 
The oertaln cause and manner of tbeir Aile: 

"I, Hotes, now do solemnly foreswore 
To l«ll de truteful Ikcu-DO mor.). 
Dat Isde best bollcy, dey say, 
Vnd yen It sides mit Inderest It may 
Be so. But dongh de trule my mouth deOle 
I'll detl It like a lamo two-priet Gentile. 
(1 am de only one-price olodlng roan.) 
Veil, Hero vas a nice yonug girl and ran 
Away, abaoonded mIt a beau one time. 
Her Alder brought berpurdy quick back helm. 






<Tfelta 






He rocked her up, till she, dough loath, 

Agreed at last to dake de convent oatb. 

You masd suppose, mine friend. In aplde of dis 

A girl, whose coral libs were made to klse, 

Whose eyes shod ford a melding, loving ray. 

On whose sofd cbeek de rose and itlly lay. 

Whose snowy breast Adonis fain would cbooae 

To I'luch, dongb Venus' love he did refuse— 

I say, 'twere sdrange. If such a lovely girl 

Dat gales blow soft to vantou inlt a curl, 

Should nod And beaux, as dick a crowd of lovers 

Aadeewarm of flies dat 'round a ball-head hovers. 

Butdougb so many followed In tier Iraio 

Of sighing suitors; yet It vas In vain 

Dese Blormera sieged de castle of her heart. 

De centre of de drong. site seemed no part 

Oflt. All her alTeedlons, heartand liver 

Vera over on de andern side de river. 

Dere lived de poy on whom her beart vas blaced, 

To elope mIt whom she mIt her Ibder raced 

De time dat he unkindly ran nnd caught her 

Und dooh her bome und spanked his only daughter. 

Sbedakes, a* vas agreed, the convent oatbs, 
(Iley Bnd her only tid to vash de clutbesj, 
Und vor her servloes de old man collars 
Every mondt the sum of Ofteen dollars. 
On Monday Digits ven she dakei In de duds 
Leander vades de creek und drougb de suds 



He goes to where she hangs a 
Dey say V 



It VI 



ild n. 



Neitt morn, ven Hero vent to flit her tub. 
She found stredched ond In death her darling bub. 
She dnre her hair and said slie vas a daughter 
OfaGreek.lf Bheduodid not drown In valer. 
Sbe vent and took a bucket from Its nail, 
Und vept und vcpt until she Oiled the pail. 
Val'BillBT She's going to dake her head und duck It 
Into de pall T Sbe did. Oen kicked de biuUiet. 

Dlsj'arii atwud de girl la mainly drue; 
But If you'll listen, I'll spin off to you 
How dat Leander med his sorry death. 



It dial 



luld SI 



n Just like! 



How could hedr 

De melancholy cause of all his woes 

Voa dat he liad von only suit of clothes ; 

For clodings In dose day vere marked so high 

Dat boor young men could and slfortl to buy 

More dan von suit. He hung duton a bush 

Dat fHdal night, before his uaual rush 

Intude foaming tide. But soon he beard 

Bume ribbing noise. His cloDies are gone. No vord 



CuiiiJ 



. He I 



For speeuli. May ourseB llgbl on datole bull ! 
His downy cheek Is dyed mIt mounting blood. 
He hides his fkee mIt shame beneat de flood. 
No modest youdh like be, you may suppose, 
Could next day bee de vorld mid oud bis cloth 

HIb corpse came flnading shnrewardB 
De Jury gave de verdict: 'Suicide— 
I>e cause— de lack of clothes did close bis lite.' 
O. habby poy I he's gone vere dere's no strife 



detl< 



Is I 
Ven Her 



eadful 



She drowned, or pined avay— or vat you choose. 
Sodls fair youdh und maid und many more 
Have died for vant of a one-price ulotbing store." 

Deimrted la old Moses ; but his ghoit 
With shadowy fliiger |>olnls you to a post 
On which you read this sign i " Every student goe 
To trade with and • fOr clothes.'' 



AR8 POBTICA. 

BY MB. O. QUILLS 
I. 

"Will you not please write a little article— say about 
nrteen liuudred words— for tbe next Issue 7" abked a 
fleDdleli editorial aoHcltor, with the blandish possible of 
celestial smiles, of u promising Junior the other day. 
"Who knows," continued tbe editor, "but that you 
way be in tbe same exalted and lucrative position your* 
self one of these days, as Rutherford B. used to say to 
tlie babies at tlie pumpkin-shows. Besides, tbU will 
t^ive you an opportunity to display your acquaintance 
with, and pioflciency lu practice of, the golden rule. 



The Chronicle. 



21 



The promising Junior prom taed. 

That very eame evening thejunlor seats htmself be- 
fore a fomiidable pile or paper aud grasps a qutll. All 
his sucking extracts no thought from his pen. He gazes 
distractedly at the celling, and, while he wails for which- 
ever one of the Pierian nine that will favor hini with 
her ineplratloti, the narrow room swells to the vastness 
of starlit inHnlty, and the sober-faced old dock Identi- 
fies itself with the full moon, in which the man makes 
faces and winks at our Junior rather too ftimiliarly. The 
Inkstand, which he was about tA hurl at the insolent 
fellow, falls ou his Atvorite bunion, and lie awakes In a 
sweat. As he wipes his heated brow, be notices that lils 
handkerchief has become black. 

" Not sweating Ink, 1 liope," he exclaimed. 

" No, but you soon will be, UDleas you get me to 
help you," said a small piping voice. 

" Who are you, and why do you thus Intrude on 
my solitude?" said Quills with becoming dignity. Mr. 
O. Quills is the name of our promising junior. 

As he looked up, the queerest creature Imaginable 
greeted his eyes. The Uukuown'a arms and l^e were 
goose-qultis ; his body waa a bottle of Ink, whose 
rounded stopper formed an ezpreaslve head. His head 
u<fl« expreaslve, although his features were ordinary and 
unnotioeable, except his eyes. They showed capacity 
for deep insight into everything and everybody. Small, 
keen, spuFkiing and penetrating, they seemed like two 
glistening drops of Ink. He was attired In white paper, 
and bad a pen-wiper thrown over his shoulders as a 
cloak. Perched on the edge of the table with his feet 
dangling down, he eyed thejunlor with an air of solici- 
tude. 

" Who the devil are you?" Quills asked again— this 
time in surprise. 

"No, I'm not exactly a devil. You will think me 
an angel at flmt, but afterwards you will believe ttiat 
there i<) no place hot enough for me." 

" What ! are you a willful deceiver? Do you try to 
impress upon honest folks the belief that you possess 
good qualities, which acquaintance shows you lack?" 

" Sometimes," he piped ; " but I'll tell you what I 
am, so that you can accept or reject my services as you 
choose. I am the Ohost of Spring Poetry and the Es- 
sence of D<%gere]. I can teach " 

" Canine ever be tauttht this art? Howl I learn It 
so well, (hat no slip- pup can oo-cur ? Oh I Oewhlllkins ! 
what do you mean ?" 

"Come, be decent, now! Or, I'll squirt some more 
Ink in your eye. As I was about to remark, I can teach 
you to write In four-line fatuDKas of double couplets, al- 
ternate or embracing rhyme ; in Chaucerian or Spense- 
rian stanza ; in blank verse ; In heroic couplets of iam- 
bic pentameter acatalectlc, or uatalectlc ; in «pic, lyric, 
and dramatic style; in form of sonnets, balades, ron- 
deaux, and other exoUc, hot-house varieties that spnng 



into rank vegetation under Italian skies; in short. In 
any manner as yet sanctioned, or in any way new by 
reason of breaking all established rules; and on any 
subject, from the Return of Gentle Spring, or Love, to 
a blank verse Dissertation or Ballistics, or a Cyclic Com- 
mentary on the Trojan War. Do you wish to receive 
Instruction on the whole field that I have indicated ?" 

"No, DO," Quills replied, "I would be happy, onuld 
I but say with Anacrlon— 

"or Atreus' deeds I with tosInK, 
Of CMjmaii, u>o,-tbat other cove; 
But oDl; n>in m; Ijre'a atrlng. 
Beapond to tender (tralna ot love." 

Besides, I care not for the heavier themes ; we all have 
bad Sickly CoD&mentaried on the Tmjan War projected 
at us,— likewise vernal and amorous verses. But the 
latter misaiies are light, and t)other us no more than the 
gnat on tiie ox's horn did his bovine majesty; while 
the former are as burdensome as the sack of sponges 
that the knowing ass soaked in the creek, thinking It 
his customary bag of salt. Win me the tAvor of a spor- 
tive muse, and I'll bless you forever. O, you sweet 
creature, exclaimed Quills, fklling on hia knees before 
this odil personage, " yon have come to me as an angel 
of light!'* 

" I told you that you would think me an angel at 
first. " 

" And why should I ever think you a devil, as you 
intimated I would ?" 

"You thauk me now for giving you something, 
which, when the use for It has passed, yon would give 
worlds to be rid of ; but which will blast your soul with 
a bufrtrip.sllp-llke phrenzy. The Spirit of Doggerel 
will dog you like an Erlnnya." 

"I'll risk the curse of the future for the blessings of 
the present. Faust bartered his immortal soul In ex- 
change for a brief enjoyment of tr<insitory pleoaurea, 
Oo ahead! I will take alt responsibility upon my self." 

" What do you want to learn first ?" 

" The easiest," replied Quills. 

" Well, spring poetry is the easiest. That Is the 
first form of the poetic furor into which Diana drives 
one. Id Rome, indeed, this class of writing was so lux- 
uriant that the Emperors dispensed purgatives and or- 
dered the people to purge themselves of bile ; and yet 
many, oppressed by Diana's hand, strode the streets 
with heads thrown back and fell into ditches. And 
people wondered why the goddess had afflicted them — 
" whether they bad desecrated an holy spot, or bad 
violated their fathers' ashes." Closely connected with 
spring poetry Is amatory verse, and, Indeed, I might 
say that they were inseparable ; for, wliere can you find 
a verse maker to whom roses and lilies do not suggest 
his mistress's complexion, and vice versa." 

"But hold on," our Junior Intermpted, "people 
would withhold now the slight notice Ihey Mce of 



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spring pwtry In Its proper eeanon. Tliis is not, the right 
time of the year to spring It on them." 

"Why not? Do we not prize fruit out of season, 
while we take it as a matter of course in season ? The 
very perverseness of human nature would guln you bet- 
ter attention now than at any other tiiue. Besides, this 
is tlie springtide of your life aui] uf your verse-niuklng. 
What could be more natural than that you should in- 
dulge in spring poetry?" 

" Well then, go ahead and tcncii tne." 
"Can't now; I'll give the first lesson some otiier 
nlglit. Ta, ta," said the Imp, and vunisiied. 



As volcanic eruptions mark great commotions of 
nature, so do great characters mark epoclis In the world's 
history, 

Oreece had no Demosthenes, Rome no Cicero, 
France no Napoleon, Poland no Kosciusko, Kngluiid no 
Welllagtun, America no Washington, ^pain no Cortex, 
in times uf peace. Wars are the motiiers of great men. 

Almoat every deauic has Its typical cliaracters. 
Cseaar and Cortez are equally characteristic of their 
times. The former is either condemned or praised, the 
latter must be condemned and praised. 

In his youth Cortez gave no promise of anytliing 
but mediocrity. On account of Ills dissolute habits he 
was expelled from college. He then turned his atten- 
tion to the law, but here he also made a failure. Next 
he was fired with zeal fur a military life, and after sev- 
eral abortive attempts, set sail for Cuba. In perfect 
barmoiiy with his previous course, lie was Induced to 
lay aside his adventurous dreams and become a farmer. 

But soon the conquest of Mexico was determined 
upon, and in tliat very instant Cortez, the Imbecile, 
died. All wavering vanisiied from his character, and 
in Its place was a dogged steadfastness of purpose that 
overcame every obstacle. He was appointed com- 
mander of the expedition by Velaaquez, because he 
thought he could bend him to bis wishes. But tiie Cor- 
tez of yesterday was dead. The man with no purpose 
was changed into the man witli one purpose. He took 
the whole affair into bis own bands and spent all bis 
fortune in fitting aul the expedition. 

Soon after his arrival In Mexico he performed a 
deed without a parallel in tlie world's history. In a 
strange land, knowing almost nothing of what was be- 
fore him, far distant from any aid, with no resources 



Cortez first marched against the Tiasoulans. Id fats 
dealings with tbem he showed not only great general- 
ship, but also great statesmanship. With a mere hand* 
ful of men, he ciinquered a race of warriors, who out- 
numbered hid own troops a thousand to one. But that 
was almost child's play in com|)arison wltli the odds 
against wiiich lie afterwards contended. His exploits 
read like one of Baron Munchausen's tales. He not 
only conquered this nation, but by lila diplomacy made 
thenk his firm friends. 

Ciesar conquered nations and made tiiem his allies, 
never Ills friends. They were always ready to revolt. 
Tlie TIaecalans never faltered for an instant In their 
friendship for Cortez. Like Mahomet, he carried tl e 
sword in one liand and the olive branch in ttie other; 
but unlike Maiiomet, he combined their uses. 

It is not our purpose to give a detailed account of 
the life of Cortez. Suffice it to say, that Bteadfastness of 
purpose aticnmplished Its infallible end. 

It is a study In itself, how he could accomplish any- 
thing with bis troops. They diflbred from each otlier in 
race, language, custitma and temperament,^" Adven- 
turers from Cuba, craving for gold ; liidalgos, wiio came 
from tlie old country to win laurels ; broken down cav- 
aliers ; vagabonds, fiying from justice; the grasping 
followers of Narvaez ; wild tritiea of the natives from 
ail parts of Ibe country ; and his owu reckless veterans; 
— men, in short, with scarcely anything in common. 
A master-mind has unwittingly described them: 
" Adventurers tliey, rroro fir, who roved 
To live by baLiIe. which they [oved 



tlldB 



i b.)ld, 



Such w( 



111 pIlluttG, Herceand uucuntmlled." 

re the materials whicli composed the army of 
They would have fallen to pieces in a single 
day, but that they were ruled by an unrivalled skill. 

But liow shall we treat of the man, Cortez? Of him, 
whom hardship only made stronger, and whose com- 
plete success was his greateit curse ? 

We are forced to admire his surpassing abilities, 
while we shudder at his deeds. The lulnd is appalled 
at the sulTering wliicli lie occasioned. For intensity of 
liorror the scenes during the siege of the capital are un- 
rivallsd. After a bard day's fighting. In which a num- 
ber of tlie trtmps of Curtez were captured, the army 
was encamped on the shore of the narrow lake that sep- 
arated tiiem from the city. Suddenly tlie sound of tiie 
great drum comes booming over the water, and the 
soldiers of Cortez gaze on the following scene : A pro- 
cession Is slowly moving up the steps of the principal 

pie of the Aztecs. Ii^ it, tbey can p'ainly see their 



but his own, he severed the last link that bound bim to captured companions. The proceBsIon reaches the flat 



civilization. He burned his ships. Just think for a 
momeut what this deed signified. To Cortez It meant 



mlt of the temple 
stone. Over the 



and baits before the sacrificial 
irfftce of the stone a captivf 



total destruction unless be succeeded. To his soldiers, |<, i,eiit, with his breast convenlenlly rounded for the 
it meant no retreat. To the Mexicans, it meant some- diabolical plan of tlie flendlnh priewts. One of them 
thing worse than death. It meant defeat and slavery. advances and cuts asunder the ril>s of the helpless cap- 



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tive. He Inserts his band in the gaping wound and 
draws out tlie pulsating heart of the Btill conscious vic- 
tim. Streaming with blood, it ia nffered up as an ac- 
ceptable sacrifice to the gods, white the gory corpse is 
iiurled down the temple steps, fur the ghou.-like inhabi- 
tants to inuke their canniballsiic feuBts upon. What 
mind can conceive aacene [>r greater horror? Tlie yelLs 
of agony and apiteals for aid of tlit^e sufTerin); compan- 
ions are plainly heard by their impotent friends across 
tiie lake. No wonder tLat in llie tlna) buttle the sold- 
iers took ample revenge '. Two hundred thousand bouJs 
perished before the city was captured. 

The character of Cortez Is a study. It is ft conglom- 
eration of seemingly Incompatible traits. He was gen- 
tle and kind, yet rigidly pevere ; ailbertineand a bigot; 
greedy and liberal ; liendstrong and cautious; social and 
autitere; forgiving and implacable; a general and a 
Btateeuiun. 



CORRBSPONDENCE. 



Editohs Chkohicle: 

CluBM Spirit! You have probably heard of It before, 
at least we suppose so. It has been written of and dis- 
cuseed BO much of late, that It Is only with difRculty 
that we can persuade ourselves to speak of it. But at 
times, during the latter part of the past college year, it, 
that bumble, inolTenslve being, Class tjpirit, was spoken 
of in sucb disparaging terms by The Chronicle that 
we feel as thougii something should be eaid In defense. 

We are conscious that some will say that it is not be- 
coming to wait so long before speaking of the matter; 
but to those we will say, that " the last straw which 
broke the camel's back " was not piled on until about 
ttie last number. Again, we hope that we may not be 
aocuaed of " rushing into print " like a mad Texas steer 
over a bridge, on account of several remarks made Id 
past numbers of Thk Chronicle. But we view with 
alarm the tendency of some to magnify the beinousness 
and Imrbarlsm of the crime of our poor client. 

In our opinion, Class Spirit does not necessarily im 
ply that we sliould engage in bitter, heartless warfare 
against one another; that we should disfigure, mai 
or even kill another; that the born should be brought 
forth from its long concealment ; that certuin onest 
should serve on altendants in seeing that certain others 
get a thorough bath ; that midnight carousals or die 
graceful depredations of all sorts should be indulged in 
or. In short that any of those horrible phantoms ant 
relics of a barbarous age, which have troubled ant 
racked the brains of some, should rise in all tbeii 
damnable inventions to disturb the equilibrium of this 
peaceful community. Little do we desire such a state 
of afTairs. 

The fall of 1878 witnessed the Inauguration of the 
new regime, and with it came a corresponding change 
In the activity of class spirit. We are not attacking tbe 
believe that a claoe spirit can prevail under the 



new regime, far lieour thoughts from that; but we do 
reginie. Since the detillne of class spirit, I. e., since 
the fall of '78, we have been ctmcerned In two or three 
of tbe most vloleiit collisions with tbe authorities. 
What do the great advocates of the abolition of class 
spirit aay of this? While we have never for one mo- 
it considered that the Oracle of '83 stood In need of 
any praise, still, a sentiment expressed by one of the 
editoPM of The Chronicle, In his review of that pub- 
lication, bears directly upon the subject in band. The 
article says : " It (The Oracle) was born of class spirit 
and the foolish autagoni^m formerly existing between 
prtifesMor and siudenl," Now we must emphatically 
deny that class spirit has anything to do with the "fool- 
ish aniugonism " alluded to. 

Not only tbe Oracle, but theburningof Mathematloa 
and tbe " hat wur" were assailed in a vigorous style In 
ral articles during tiie lost semester. The article 
referred to nbove said further: " Tlie attempt to keep 
up tbe various customs of the days when the University 
partook iar^'ely of the nature of the one-horse college 
and b<iardiug school. Is notonlyfrultlesd, but senseless." 
It must have cruelly lacerated tbe tender heart, and 
wounded the delicate feelings of the writer of the above 
to see his fellow students ' swiuf; out' in distlnclive 
clans bats. We suppose he looks down with acoru upon 
Yale, Harvard, Cornell and other colleges where claas 
spirit runs at high tide. 

Any writer bos tbe perfect right to express his honest 
convictions through tbe columns of a Journal, and we 
would be tbe last to deny such aright; but still we 
think it no injustice, or infringement upon that right, 
to subject all contributions, whether they are from an 
editor or contributor, to proper criticism. We hope 
that tbe class of 'S4 will see fit to publish an Oracle this 
year, notwithstanding the protests that may bepreaented. 

It Is our belief that four-fifths of the students would 
gladly see a gentlemanly and active class spirit prevail. 
It will be a source of pleasure to all to looit back upon 
their college life, and the " ups and downs" which their 
respective classes have sustained. An awakening of the 
old customs will serve materially to bring about a 
pleasant state of afHiiTB. A reasonable and judicious 
revival of class spirit will harm no one, will in no wise 
injure our college work, and will cause us all to look 
back with pride and pleasure upon tbe days spent under 
the guidance of our Alma \Mater. What could have 
been a more pleasant sight than that of the last senior 
class, listening to their " deeds and misdeeds " of four 






u the 2: 



hof Ju 



e lost. Closs Day every where 



Is regarded as the most cheerful and pleasing of all com- 
mencement week. Take away your class spirit, and 
bow gloomy and desolate will be end of your college 
course, no bright and entertaining history, no cheerful 
and witty prophecy, nothing, about which may cling 
our fondest recollections of the happy days spent within 
the classic shades of the U, of M. 

As Thk Chronicle Is now in the complete control 
of '82. it is our earnest wish that the students stir up an 
active class spirit; for we are sure that the class of '82, 
In the light of ber post history, will do nothing lo re- 
tard It. ITHOaiEL. 



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University of Michigan, Satobday, Oct. 22, 18SI. 



Board or Bailors. 

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TirloH Toplea B. T. Oiat. Penonali H. K. erALDua. 

GicbusH B. Vims. Jb. UUturj Nol*« B. a. Wht, 

TblDgi Clir<iDleled...Wii. btbsitii. | Bec'y ud Tnaa B. W. Goai.iT. 

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EDITORIALS. 



~\F all the yeare of her htatory, the University of 
' Michigan has seldom, If ever, witnessed ao many 
needful Improvements about the cerupus as have been 
made this summer and are slill b«ing made. Of the 
changes which are completed we wltl record first those 
Id University Hull, the condition of which was found 
to have been so unsafe. Strong supports have been put 
In, and it Is now pronounced safe by an architect who 
knows. A ligbtercetilngaud frescoing haTebeen added, 
and the hall is now ready for the winter campaign. 
But perhaps the greatest cliange an old graduate would 
notice would be that in the north wing of the main 
building. There, where formerly college men snored 
away the night, and where laler was the museum, now 
Is heard the voice of the lecturing professor. Nearly 
all the rooms are turned into leclure-roonis, and pleas- 
ant places they make, for, as the acoustic and Vfntilat- 
Ing properties are good, both professor and student can 
enjoy the lecture. When the remainder of the rooms 
In that wing are vacated, it is expected that a good one 
will be reserved for The Chkonicle, where we may 
keep our flies and records, transact our business, and 
have a reading-room for friends to drop in and look 
over the eschanges f>om other colleges and universities. 
In strolling across Ihe campus one sees great activ- 
ity In removing trees, digging trenches, and studying 
plans. There on a line between the main building and 
the Laboratory, two-thirds the distance towards the 
Utter structure, is to lie the new Library building. The 
plans are perfected, and a view of thena shows us that 
It is to be as perfectly flre-proof asitis possible to build. 
The reading-room Is to be semi-circular, and will re- 
ceive its light from above. The book room, which can 
be entirely shut off from the rest of the building, is to 
have galleries with platforms of rolled glass, as in the 



large libraries east. Probably two yeare' time will be 
necessary fnr its erection, and when it is completed 
large additions will be made to the number of books 
therein, both front appropriations and from private in- 
dividuals, who will then feel that their donations cMi 
be safely kept. The new sewers running from the 
campus to the river wilt greatly improve the sanitary 
condition of (he grounds, and the new eye and ear ward 
supplies a want long felt. These improvements men- 
tioned will cost about II2&.000 when Anished. 



MICHIGAN University students and alumni are 
still on the war-path fnr a gymnasium. Every 
student enterprise making money in ntralnlngtoadd its 
contribution to tlie fund. Every undergraduate feels a 
need for profllable exercise, and many a graduate knows 
that his health would have l>een better if he had had 
systematic training while in college. Now as cold 
weather approaches cftmpus sports will soon be impos- 
sible, and we have no other place to look to for physical 
development and needful exercise. Men who have 
plenty of out-door work do not realize how much we of 
sedentary pursuits require something to wake us up. 
By setting the blood to rushing through our veins our 
minds think quicker and clearer, lessons are more easily 
learne<l, and our health is l>eller after leaving college. 

A few of the alumni realize tliese things, as all 
should, and they realize, ton, that our own elforts un- 
aided by them are too slow to do this generation any 
good. They stand by us well In subscribing, but this Is 
not enough; something more must be done. A Chi- 
cago alumnus goes at this in a right way. He writes 
us as follows : 

" or cuune I wntit Thr Cbbokicle Tor tbe coming yenr, and 
I vlBhHlKi todoHnmethlnglnwnnlB helping niang Thr CHROXt- 
CLB'a giKxl work tn atlemptlng U> BweU Ibe gymnnnlum mod. If 
ever Mtchlgnn Uiilvernlty has a gymuadiim. i[ will be tlirciugh 

LoBornedeflnlle concerted plan tat 



the alum til cnuld be stirred up L<i 
the rurwardlng of thin worthy ob, 
I encloae ohook for BS, f.ir lli 
and will make IttriO If ten other alurai 



gymnaalam r\)nd, 
II behnnted out loglve 
a like amoant. C. a BURCH. 75," 

Now the sound of this letter, with its generous sum 
and offer of more, has a true business-like ring to It, 
and we want to earnestly present this matter to the 
considerutlim of the alumni, and urge them to send us 
their subscription to the fund of which Mr. Burch's 
offer is the nest-egg. He has suggested a plan that 
should be responded to by nine others at once; and 
although he mentions alumni, we presume that in this 
gixMj work he would not object to having associated 
with him citizens who would imitate the generous ex- 
ample set them by Mr. J. T. Jacobs and Mr. Hegeler. 

Gentlemen alumni, will you excel others in words 
of love for Alma Mater and let others excel you in deeds 
looking to the welfare of her sons? We confldenlly 
expect that you will show this love, which we know 
you feel, in a substantial way. Let us hear Uaax you. 



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Lite of 12. 

H. D. tJpdike vaa clerk In a twnit kt JackKin. 'T4-6, allar- 
wnrds principal ot the High Rchool at Bellevlllo. Ind., now prin- 
cipal of Shnw School at Bt. Lout*. Mo. He In married. 

H. H. Van Vranhen gradnateil rrom the tbcolnglcHl lemln- 
■ry of the Reftirmed Church, Brnnawlck. N. J.. In '71. Was paitor 
of the Rerorroed Cliurch at Linden, N. J., T5-7. Ha« ilnce held 
the lamepoiltlonnt Irving Park, III. In miirrlHl. 

G, P. VoorhcH graduated from the Law DcpHrlment In 1H74. 
Wsa clerk til the Judiciary Cnmmltlee, Michigan Lcgliluture. 
TH-I; clerk to the Attorney Qeneral, '74-5. 1> practicing law In 
Ibe arm of Whipple A VoorhelR. Fort Huron, la married. 

T. a Wlllion grailuaUHl Irom Yale Divinity School In 1R7S. 
Became pnator of the Congregational Churcti at Ludlngtnu, July, 
'TS. Has Juiit realgned thia poaltlon, and Is not yet located. Waa 
married In '79, and baanne child. 

Roland Woodhoma waa pastor or tbe Mettiodlst Church at 
Caaevllle,T2-4; nl Weuona. '74-lli at Vaaanr, -TS-S; since then at 
Oaoodn. la married. 

J. A. Woods I* agralu dealer and warehouseman at Lewls- 
burg, Tenn. 

R. S. Woodwnrd Is assistant englneerof the U.S. LakeSor- 
Tey, at Detroit. Is married. 

C. C. Worthlngtoa was on Ibe editorial atalT or an evening 
paper In Cincinnati. '79-3; clly editor or the Bay City TVtbuiu 
■7S-t; since then liaa heeu farming at Humer, Mich. 

We are Indebted to Mr. F. L. Ueddea. class secretary, for th( 
Ibl lowing corrections and addlllonnl Inrbrmatlon: 

H. F. Benlon should be H. F. Burton, Leslie McLean, Leslei 
McLean,8.0. Miner, B.O.MIIner. 

Frank Andrus l> now practicing law alone. He Is married. 

Cbarlemegue Clark la married. 

L. H. Jennlnga was Id the army during 'M-S. Inslead of '64-S. 

Un ttliew Tach I rg I Is now city engineer uf Dubuque, Iowa. 

F. L. Oeddes, erier graduating, spent two years In Amboy and 
Dixon. Ill , then during the winter of 74-S attended lecturea In 
the Law DepartmenL In the spring of "76 he beeamea member 
Of the law firm or Smith ± Qeddea, In Toledo. Since July lai haa 
been practicing alone. He la married and baa one aon. 

J. H. Flagg. W. J. Herdman, E. L. Hill andJ. J. Hapel are 
married and are Ikthera. 

UU Of '01. 

F. O. Allen Is editing a newspaper at Mollne, III. 
Miss 8. E. Bangn la leacblng In tbe public sebools at Lansing, 
HIch. 

Guy H. BIgelow Is teaching at Lapeer. Mich. 

F. P. BougbUin Is In tbe lumber buslneas In Detroit. 
WllllaBougblon, managing editor of Tub Cubohicle during 

tbe llrst lemesler of last year. Is editing Ihe Ann Arbor Courier. 

E.n. Bon man bas entered Ihe Harvard Law School. 

C.T. Brace Is traveling In Ihe nortbwesl for a business Urn) of 
Leavenworth, Kas. 

T. B. Bronson la Proferaor of Malhemetlcs and German li 
Hllllary Aoodemy at Orchard Idke. 

G. A. Brown Is engaged In civil engineering on a railroad. His 
headquanera are at Dawaon, Pa. 



R. W. BrowD Is engaged In cItII engineering on tbe Kew Or- 
Irana A Nonheastem R. R., with headquarlera at Toparvllla, 
Miaa. 

C. R. Buchanan Is principal of tbe achools at Doaglaa. Hlob., 
bavlng abandoned Ibe pursuit or fOrensle honon fOc a Ubm. 

H. J. Bailer Is studying law at Lancaster. Pa. 

G. N. Carman la teaching In Ypallantl. 

Sam Chandler Is reading law In Chicago witb bis brolber. 

F. C. Cole Is teaching at Lyons, Mich. 
1. C. W. Cowley, address wanted. 

Nellie Colman Is tflaohlng at Hanlatlque, In the upper penln- 

1. R. Cmsselle la In Ibe lumber business at Muskegon, Mich. 

G. B. Diinlels Is reading law In tbe oaceofSlmmonds A Flet- 

B. L. D'Ooge la principal ot the High School *t Cotdwater, 
HIch. There are still attraction* for Ben Id Ann Arbor, bowever, 

J. W. Dnrst wben Inst benid rrom was In Denver, Col. 

Jane Eyer la at Highland Park. HI. 

David Felmley la teaching and slndylng Jaw In CarroMon, III. 

W. E. Fenwlck Is prln<'1pnl of a setionl at Marine City, Mich. 

O. H. Fletcher la clerk of a U.S. surveying parly on ihe Upper 
Mlaalsalppl. 

W. W. FoUelt haa been a civil engineer In the conatroctlon of 
IheNewOrleaiisANorthenslernB.R.. and Know In anelnnatl. 

D. E. Fox Is studying law wItb MnrrlsAUhl. at Grand Raplda. 
A. R. Fraser Is studying taw In tbe oOIce of Beakes ± Cutch- 

eon, DelrolL 

D. A. Garwood la reading law In Waterloo, Ind. 

Anna B. Qelalon li leacblng the modern languagea Id Flint, 
MIeb 

F. H. Gotr, managing editor of ThbChboniclk laat aemnter, 
Is studying law In the law library at Cleveland, O. He Is the II- 

C. W.Goodrich Is at Milwaukee. Wis. He expects to go Into 
buslneas soon. 

A. G. Hall Is teaching at Elkbart,lnd. 

J. F_ Hathaway Is at home In Milwaukee, Wis. 

W. 8. Hill haa entered the Law Department 

E. H. Hilton's addrcRs la wanted. 

D. E. Hoover Is a designer and draughtsman In tbe onae of 
Pulman car company, Chicago. 



office of Slalr A Klagaley, at 



il frelgbt oflloe at De- 



M. H. Houaemnn li 
Grand Rapids. 

Miss A. Howe. In Normal 

O. F. Hunt le a member of the senior 
hisetaas. 

Wetmore Hunt Is In the Michigan Ct 
trolt. 

(Charles Hutchinson Is pTluelpal of scbools at Quinay, HIcb. 

Edward Israel, at last reports, bad reached (he North Pole, tbe 
flmt graduate of tbe Unlverslly to do *a Taa Cbbonici,! fol- 
lowed hiro. 

F. A. Johnson Is attending medical lecturea here. 

C. H. Johnston has entered the Medical DeperUnent. He la 
married. 

John Kelley has entered the Medical DepartmenL 

B. H. Kingsley la leaching at E^aat Saginaw. Mich. 

C H Kumler Is reading law at Dayton. O. 

O. A. Lederle Is Civil engineering at BIsmark Bridge, Dabotah 
Territory. 

W. L. Liggett, editor of The CHitanici.B laat year, Is reading 
law with Alfred Russell, Detroit. 

O.W.LIIIylsaclvll engineer on tbe WhoBUng;:^ r,ake Erie 
R. R. bridge at Toledo. Was In town last week. CrkoHiclk ed- 
itor In Orat semester laat year. 

W. A, Loey la taking a post-gradaate oourse In biology Id the 

""""•'w- Dijiiii.,:i .,, >^iOoy le 



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Bublng In the BLaU Normal Bcliool «l 

1 ttia Law 



David UackonEld li principal of the High Sohool at Penlon, 
HIcli. 

F. C. MandelllsrallroadliiKatSauk Cemer, Mlno. 

AliQU ManxDeld la al liome In CulcJwatcr, MIcb. Vlilted Ann 

Frank McNamara Im (eeohlng at Pnrl Huron, Mich. 
W. C. Miller u civil eiiBliieerlDit OD a railroad near Marqaette, 
Ulch. 

Q. H. Miner's addrtsRS wanted. 

Miiggle E. Morion la leaching at TecuRiBeb. Mich. 

E. C. Nardlu Is a pri vale teacher In Brow uav Ills. Yuba conn ty, 
Culirornla. 

M. EiitelleNortanli 
Terre Haute, Ind. 

H. M. Oren. former CkiionicL£ editor, has enl 
I>epar(menL 

V. L. Parker ha* entered Ihe Junior olaaa tn the Medical De- 
partment. 

F. P. PBrtrlUge has returned to the Unlventlly to tnkooD M.A. 
I. N. Pnyne has entered the Law Deijarlinent. 

H. H. Pelbam Is teaching at MIchlEumma, Mich. 
M. K. PerklDH, former CHROHici-K editor, now wields thegoose 
qui 11 on the New York Tribune. 

C. J. Reed Is leaching at Frliicelon, III. 

Et.H. RerlcklsnthomeluLaQraiige, Ind., writing a county 

H. C. Blchardson, formerCnRONicLE editor, Is In the whole- 
sale grocery house of Allen, Moon ACu., alHt. Pnul, Minn. 

A. U. Hood Is teaching at Saline. MIcb. 

IionlsStix, address nnuLed. 

8.N. BohermerUorn Is visiting friends In New York city. 

J. a. achurtz Is studying law at KalamnEaa. Mich. 

J. W. Buwden has entered the Law Departmeut. 

Nellie Stanley Is teaching al Rushvlile, III. 

T.C.Tate issludylDg luw In theonice of Beed A Wamsley. In 
Cbica«a. 

Harriet B. Taylor Is teaching at Ludlnglon, HIch. 

P. T.Terry Isat home In Milwaukee, Wis. 

W. M. Thompson Is In the banking business with his fktbe 
JaoksDn. 

C. A. Towne. Chronicle editor In '80. clerk In the Deparin 
of Education, at Lansing, Mich. He Is hIso reading law. 

F. M.Townsend. Uhhoniclb editor In '80, la teaching Fri 
and elocution In St. John's Military Academy. ManiUis. N. Y. 

J. A. Welmore Is taking a poat-BniduaLe course In the Unlver. 
•Ity. 

W. T. Whedoii Is clerk In the wholesale leather hou:!e of Ly- 
man Smith's Sons. 4)1 High street, Boston. Mass. 

A. D, Whipple Is teaching at Dexter, Mich. 

J. M. White baa married and la living at Nolln, Ky. 

tL K. Whitehead Is principal or schooli Hi Maulalse. Mich. 

L. D. Wight has been In Ibe electric light manufliclory In this 
city, but has recently gone tn Detroit to engage In builuess. 

8. Ij. Williams Is teaching In the Tallaboy Academy, Greens- 
boro, Ala. 

8. A. Wood la reading law In hla Islher'a ofllce at Trenton, 
Hlob. 

I.lts of '82. 

K. H. Barroore will not return this year. 

H. W. Seakea, a member of '82, during the flrst two years, liaa 
entered the law department. 

E. H. Benson was here at Ihe opening of college, but was 
obliged to leave on account of weak eyes. 

E. H. Bull, formerly ol 'Id, hna returned to college and will 
gjaduate with 'H3. 

W. M. Cliipp. out last year, has returned nnd will graduate 
with 'S3. 

Oeo. Chubb, formerly of '82, recently died, of typhoid fever, at 
Lincoln, Veb. 



Mary W. Dawsoo, formerly of '82. Is tsaoh log at Pontine MIcb. 

Elisabeth Darling, formerly of '81, will grudnate with 'Si. 
Ellen Eastman, rormerly of -!<2, la teaching at Flint, MIcU. 
H. A. Fltulmmous will not relurn tnis year. 
M. P. French will return In Bfew wcekR. 
W. H. Qrahnm will not be bock this year. 
H. B. Oraves, nut iaat senieater, haa returned tn college. 
Nat, Ounter. formerly of 'KZ, has entered the Law Department. 
Q. E. Herr1i:k has gone toTennesaee to engage In a newspaper 
enterprise. 

J. A. Icenhour, onoe of 'SI, latterly In tbe Pharmacy School, 

J. J. LeulE will graduate at tbe end of this semester. 

Clarence Lightner wilt return lata In the ibll. 

U. M. Husgravf. formerly of '82, Is In business In Charlotte, 

B. B. Oglesbee, formerly of '82. Is In tbe lumber business at 
Louisville, Tenn. 

F, L. Osborne, formerly of 'S. Is married, and bas entered tbe 
Pburmacy School. 

D.E.OBbopneha«( 

H. O. Sberrard.oul 
With his Glaxs. 

Q.W. Staple win gi 

AnuaL. Tlndall Is 
CaMIbrnlH. 

R. O. Weal will return late this monlh. 

E. E. White baa entered tbe School of Political Mulence. 
LiU Of '83. 

Sarah Bailey will not return this year. 

Florence Charles will not relurn thisyi 

J. H, Clark, out last semester, will not return to College. 

Dan. Carpenter Is in his fblher's bank at HansAeld. O. 

Q, A. Derby haa gone to Oberiln. 

J. C. Dunning Is night dispatcher In the Detroit and Bay City 
telegraph office, at Bay City. 

O. M. L. Erwin lageoeral agent for F. B. Dlchemon A Co., book 
publishers, Detroit. He Is at present In Wooeler, O. 

J. W. Payne Is on a surveying eipedllloQ up the Mlsmiurl^ 
Will return when navigation clones. 

A. H. Poller has gone to Minnesota for bis health, 

J. F. Wilkinson. In -m during freshman year, la now In the 
Chicago School of Pharmacy. 

C.H.Worden Is studying law at Ft. Wayne, Ind. 



L.i College 



LIU, 

B. L. McKetvey, with the class of ~I2 during tbe freshman 

year, was principal of ihe public schools at Missouri Valley, Io„ 

'8B-71. Admitted to the bar In -71, at Hamburg, Ark,, where be 
practiced till '78, He writes that he la now doing a '■ land ofllco 
business " In real estate and abntracta of title, In Plymoutb, Ind. 
Publishes B, real ealale monthly, and makes a specially of real 

Arthur Corse graduated from the Law Department In 1878. 
Wascltyattorneyat Rolla. Mo., n'om72tlll'TT. and since '78 has 
been prusecutlug attorney at Vienna. Mo. 

Hugh L Reed entered special with the classof 72. He be- 
came 2d Lieutenant of I«t U. «. Infantry In '89, served at Fort 
Gnitlolnnd on the frontier flt Forla Sully, Rice. Hall, and Ran- 
dall, Dnkotah Ter. Waa on active service agnlnsi the Nez Perces. 
Student ond Inalruclor In Signal Corpa at Fort Whipple, '78-8. Is 
now Profesaorof MllllHry Science and Tuctlcs at the Southern 
Illinois Normal [University at Carbondnle. and is olso Inspector 
Oeneralof Indiana, with rank of Colonel, Hiis written "Signal 
Tactics for the Use of the Army nnd Nnvy ol the United Btales," 
and furnished data fiir ■• Hallory'a Calendar of the Dakouh Na- 



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Lonlse Kellogg, 

Oul<>ber 26tb, Itwl. 

When nre wo I» linve a light In Pmr. Pnyne'i lecture room t 

I. N.Piiyiio, LIU, '81, liaBbeeii clecled Utilveralty edllor by II 



At preaeot 68 O 
ecled. 



e registered. Several n 



.11 gtudent* who have completod tlie flrat year's work In the 
-nry Department will be permitted to graduate opon the con- 
ns net forth In the new anuuuDoement or the old, at llieir 
option. 

ProHessor Wilson Is orgnnlzlng a course of temperaace lec- 
eaof n very high order, U> be delivered hy the best la 



Ined. Thei 
■H or the HI 






Eugene Baker.Bgriuluaterroin Cornell, has been elected pres- 
ident or tho senior medical cliisR. 

The root-ball game between 'SI and '^ lastSalurduy waa post- 
poned on ftceount of the weather. 

Spouiieiidyke left l.ls card tlie other day. Sorry be didn't leave 
his last year's subscription money. 

Dr. Herdmaii's new houie Is rupldly approaching completion, 
and preaeutsu very nne appearance. 

TUe Christian AssoclHtlnn heiaasoclallii llieir ball iHSISatur' 
day evenlnj;. Those who attended report a good lime. 

Of those who have entered the Literary Department on ad- 
vanced standing this year. '82 getx two, 'H8 Ave, '84 three. 

We are sorry that onr German authority made us write : "Wlr 
grn^zen Ihnen," when It should have rend " WIrgiBszen Sle." 

Tho senior pluirmlcs, upon calling Ibe roll, And all present but 
W. E. Belsher. of Ml Jliind. Mich., and I. II. Taylor, of Elyrla, O. 

There liave been 221) applications for atlmlsnlon to the Literary 
Department this year, and out of these ItU have been admitted. 

Dr. EL C. Fruiiklln has reEdgiied his dennshla In llie buinteu- 
paUilc medical (kcully. Dr. Wilson has been appointed In bis 

A rresbman, evidently not very well versed la loeiugy, Inno- 
cently Bald to au upper-class man the other day: "Isacoou a 

Last Sunday morning Prof. Tyler was ordained to the Episco- 
pal ptleslhnnd. at St. Andrews chnrch, and In the evening be 
preacbed to a large audleuce. 

Work upon the new Unitarian church, at the corner of State 
and Huron etreuts, U going on rapidly. The material used In Its 
constructlou Is cnnmon Held stone. 

Hev. John Alatiuster's wire died la<il Monday morning, and her 
remains were taken east for burial Tuesday evening. Dr. Cocker 
delivered her funeral oration, at the Metbudlst cbureh, Tuesday 
afternoon. 

Tho following by-laws to the CuKoxtci.E constltntlon were 
adopted at the meeting two weeks ago to-day : 



As the by-laws given above will take elT^ct at (ho next mu 
Ingoulof the list for election It Is desirable that all I Horary st 
dents read them carefully, and. If they desire tobaveavoto, 10 s 
to It that tbeir subscriptions be paid before the day set for ma 
Ingoutthe list. We would also recommend that the propos 
amendment be sultJected to a careful cons 



he following Isn llHt of the offlcers ol the University Musical 
Society for this year; President, Professor Alexander WInchell ; 
vice-president. Profeuor B. L. Walter: secretary. Professor W.W. 
Beman; treasurer. Professor C. K. Adams. 

At the last meeting of the Board i>f RegenU, (hey authorlied 
Secretary Bennett to employ an asstauinl.and be has accord I uk I y 
appointed MIbk Lucy C'hapin, of Ann Arbor. She was formerly a 
clerk 1u the Auditor Oeaeral's office, at Lansing. 

Two freshman cn-cd» delayed going to recitation for ten min- 
utes, the other day. They gave m their reason, thot they desired 

as marks for the admiring glances of the opposite Hex. 

Herrlck Johnson, of Chicago, delivered an address before (he 
Students* Christian Association, In University Hall, last Sunday 
evening. A large audience was lu attendance, and listened atten- 
tively to an Interesting and pleasantly spoken address upon 
Christian manliness. 

Atabuslness meeting of the University Temperance organi- 
zation, held liuit Thursday evening In the Christian Association 
rooms, persons were api>olnted to canvass the ditterent ulasaea. 
An adjourned meeting will be held al the same place next Mon- 






> organi 



Wber 






that the "Katn" i 
tacks.andnuwmi 
School, wht 



r spend tbeir valuable 



inluoeaseT We surely thought 
hut uo. It withstood their a(- 
foe, emanating from the High 

unded among the senior ladles, 



The class of 'B4 has elected the following oUcers: J. E, Robl- 
sou, president; Miss Jsodore Thompson, vice-president; R, C. 
Qemmell, secretary; E.Coleyon, orator: E. H. Lyon, historian ; 
F. W. Gregory, loast-master; Misi F. B. Craig, l^er; R, M. Dott, 
treasurer ; A. B. Storms, root-ball captAin ; C. E. Boyee. base ball 
captain, 

Theanitnnmberof Vol. Ill of Ihe^Monthly Bulletin was pub- 
lished Oct. 8lb. It presents a very neat appearance, Being now 

much more convenient than It was in Iheokl form. Itconlalns 
many Interesting articles, a letter from President Angell being 
worthy of espeslal note. 

At the Athletic Association meeting last Wednesday evening, 
a committee of three was appointed to pick out a Rugby team to 
play Harvard, Yale and Princeton; a committee of two to Intei- 
vlewsll ibemeraberBOf the faculty toeeeatrout leave of absence 
for the team ; and a oommltteeof members from all departments 
to aollclt subscriptions. 

On Wednesday night of last w 
upon the still night air a series of 
sible tobedrawn from such an I 



St discordant 



Ic |tj cc 



rhefoll 



lug have 



:ked wind to continue, for snr 

with stopping It 1 

en elected Palladium editors f> 



l»>a: 



PsI, T. W. Sargent: PsI Upslion, 
CbarleaL. CoIDn: Alpha Delta Phi, W. E.Martin; Delta Kappa 
Epsllon, Henry H. Pratt; Sigma Phi, Francis D. Weeks ; Bela 
ThelaPl. John H. Grant; Phi Kappa PsI, Frod;G. (."oldren ; Phi 
Delta Phi. Jas.W.ttemlck; Sigma Cbl, W. H, Hughes. 



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Plsld-diy tn-day A ooiaplete repirt of It Will be published 
In tbe next laaaa of Thk Chboniclk. 

TbejDnlor medics bave elected the foUovlng afDiwrg; Presi- 
dent, J.8. VaDVeclit«D: vloe-prestdenl, Hn. A. Yeomaiis; secre- 
tary and livaiDrer, C. Oreen. 

Robert E. Fraiernpeaka In tlie opera home to- room w (Snn- 
day) ariernooD at B o'cloch. Aa Mr. Frazer Is bo well known here, 
tbere Is no nesd at mentlonliig more than bis name lo ensure him 
» good audi an oe. 

A list of tbe BtlsiieK, Indexes, dlctlonarlra, ela, found In tbe 
General Library, additional Id those sccesslble to readers tn tbe 
Beading Boom, has been posted lu l^nt of [he llbrOirlan's desk. 
They should be called (brat the delivery desk, If desired. 

Hr. A. P. Burbaiik gave a series of rendlngs In University Hall 
last niglil. He Is surely the beat humorous reader that we have 
ever heard. His power over au audience Is almost maglml : one 
moment thay will be In convulsions of tauRhter, the next, they 
will be so quiet that the slightest stir oan be heard. All who mtss- 

Prolbsaor DeVoIsen Wood, of Stevetis Institute, In renewing 
bis suhsorlpUun writaa us that he was so pleased with the Clip- 
pings Ih our last uamber, that he read some ot them to his olass 
and "lidvlsed tiiem to subscribe, and rsad the witticisms every 
morning before nlue o'clock, tn make Ibem feel pleasant all day." 
We will warrant that the professor Is still as genial and Jolly a 
man as be was when he taught here. 

Next -Wednesday evening, Got. 2Slh, Ann Arbor people will 
have a chance lo henr the best muslcnl treatever OITered anywhere 
In America or Europe. This is the Kellogg Concert Company, 
consisting of six stars at world wide fiinie. Clara Louise Kellogg 
as soprauoi 81g. Brlgnnll, tbe great tenor; Miss Alta Pease, a 
Charming yonng contralto; 81g. Tagllapletra, who Is by all means 
the best baritone In tbe world; Herr Llebllug, pianist, and T. 
AdaniowBkl the young polish vlnllnlac. 

Tbe following numbers show how many bave registered tn 
each depanment this year, up to Thursday noon: Llla,472; Med- 
ics, S7t; lAWS.It70; Pbarmlcs, lOS; Denta.TO; Bomceops.SS. Total, 
1463. 

Weollp tbe following from the Courier of Oct. it: " Rev. Dr. 
Byder, pastor of the Congregational Church, and Mlas Ada Tripp, 
Of UilB city, were married at tbe residence of the bride's mother 
on ftest Huron street, on Wednesday afternoon last, at G o'clock. 
Tbe marriage ceremony was performed by Vr, Ryder's brother, 
assisted by the Rev. Professor D'Ooge. it was a private wedding, 
only a few friends being present." 

Tbe class of'ltS concluded U would t>fl mucb to their advantage. 
and to the maintenance ofmutual good will In the class, lo abolish 
all class ofHoers for tbe year, therefore, did Itatlhelrclaas-raeetlng 
last aaturdny. It took ounelderable wire-pulling, bolting, oondc- 
Bcensloo, elc. etc. to do It. bat It was finally done, aod weoon- 
gratnlate the class, for by doing It. they have saved themselves 
many sleepless ulghla, and many disgraceful (T; flunks. 

Tlie gymnasium fund geUa boom from C. 8. Burcb. of -76, now 
In Chicago, He sends, through The ChhoNicle. twenty-flve dol- 
lars to the fund, and says he will make U fifty before the eud of 
theyear If ten others will do the same thing. This Is a good start. 
Now let the boom continue. An nlumnus cnn make his name 
memorable to the sludenU of hla alma mater In no belter way 
than by following the example set by Mr, Burcb. We know of a 
resident of tbe city who will. In ell probability, make n good ad- 
dition to the fund before next spring. Keep her booming, and we 
will gat tbe " gym'' In spite of the Legislature. and the upholders 
of the " buck-saw exerctse." 

A friend of ours has kindly put us In possession of Uie Ibllow- 
Ing facts In regard lo tbe "co-ed" banquet of two weeks ago: They 
bad tbe usual Ice-cream and oake, but It was all gone when oar 
friend got (here— probably accounts fbr the recent rise In board—; 
after supper they seated themselves In close proximity lo exch 
other upon the earpel and Indulged lu a grand sing— that must 



have been what disturbed onr slumbers In tbe weesma' hours—; 
"Sally Waters" was danced with great enjoyment-wo should 
Ihlnkso— ; the bad IT) tmys nnderloolc to pry into the secrets of 
Ihe room by Inserting eye-glasses under the windows, so the our- 
tains were dropped— loo bad I—; after the curlalns were dropped, 
the room was suddenly filled with cigar smoke- wonder where It 
camefromT— : altogether they had a splendid time — of coarse I 

Fresh and soph mel upon tbe campus two weeks ago lo-day 
Ibr their annual foot- ball game. Altbougb tioth parties were on 
tbe ground In good time, the playing did not begin tilt nearly four 
o'clock. Ai usual, the freshmen outnumbered by tM Ihe sopbs, 
but wben they oame to the tug-of-war, experience wae too much 
for strength, and the sophs bad tbe usual walk-away wllh the In- 
nings. Tbe (Irsl Inning was quite warmly contested, but the seo- 
ond and third were carried through In a hurry. Tbe ring was not 
as good as usual, as a wrestling match was all thai could be drum- 
med up. In this the sophomore acknowledged afterward thai the 
fteshman was loo many for him. Although the fresh tried to get 
up another roatcb, the sophs fell Indlapoeed. so the ring broke up. 
Tbelnnlors and the llnie-honored cane were on the ground, of 
course, and the metnberi of '8S were lultlated Into the ranks of 
up pe r-cl aasm en . 

The new lecture board are to be congratulated upon the saoceas 
of their first entertainment; LItta wns greeted by a very large au- 
dience one week ago last night, and completely succeeded la 
pleasing ibem. The troupe has very nearly the same members as 
last year. and. allowing us to l>e Judge, we should say they bad 
made much Improvement In Iheir musical abl lilies. Hr 
BkeltonandblscorneCas wellasLlltaand Miss McIaIu, will al- 
ways be welcome In Ann Arbor. All three were hearllly encored, 
end In answer, gave selections that all oould appreciate and be 
pleased with. The reserve seal (lyilem is a good thing, and a 
source of much comfort to the public. We noticed one or two mis- 
lakes such asoughl not to occur, vli.: onupons for aame the seats 
were;heldbytwo persons. Too mucb care cannot be taken In giving 
the coupon ticketa.as It places both llie usher and the holders In 
an embarruBsIng poalllon. Financially the success oT the concert 
was such as tn make the boys smile very broadly. 

. Below we publish a complete list of the names of all who have ' 
been admitted to the Literary Department this year up to Thurs- 
day. This list includes regular students, specialists and candi- 
dates for higher degees who bave come from other colleges; 
King. Henry L. 
KcBbles. Edith L. 
Keen, C. Ceneoa 



s, F. N, 

Bumps, Frank F. 
Black man, Franklin 
Bishop, Francis W. 
Brown. David H. 
Bell, Carrie P. 
Bloedell, J. H. 
Brownell, William W 
Bruce, Ciiaa. E. 
Bird. Addle 
Blair. Burr D. 
Buruham, Mark H. 
Baker, Robert F. 
Beaoh, Elmer E. 
Barnes, Mary E. 
Brownlee. WllliardE 
Boyd. Millard E. 
Burnett, Robert N. 
Babeock. Fred. R. 
Boyce, JaniesB. 
Bend it, Boee 
Bliss. Wallers. 
Borland, Nellie 
Bowman. H. D. 
Bllllnglon, R. R. 
Burton, Nettle 



I'Hrge, Alexander F. 
I^e, Jay P, 
Lock wood, Eugene L. 
Loveland, Henry R. 
Iiougbrldge, Victor E. 
I.,eckllder, Kittle M. 
Lee, Geo. W. 
Loeffier, Egt>erl T. 
Lewis, George F. 
Lacea, Geo. W. 
Lockwood, ManaA. 
lAue, Chas H. 
Miller. Ed w.C. 
Herrlnm, Seward L. 
Horley, Fred. 
Muore, Kittle L. 
McNeil, ThomaeH. 
Murphey, Ada U. 



HoClelland. CoraD, 
Moseley. Edwin L. 
Merrill, LeavItlK. 



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Clarj, Edw. D. 
Couch. John A.. 
Cliapln.Theo. B. 
Corblii. Nnthnn D. 
CoB,Carrll H. 
Cole. NorrlH A, 
CoinbB, Horace I.. 
Curine, Oeorge O. 
Curme, Hn. Carrie C. 
Cutcheon. Frank W. M. 

Conn. Qeo. M. 
Cochrane. Dnvld K. 
Carpenler, Louis Q. 
Cor n well. Jennie G. 

Campbell. Edw. DeU. 
Crisp, Herbert H. 
Clark, Jnnu L. 
DennlH. t<ouls M. 
Dewey, Henr; B. 
Donnell, Albert W. 
Dorgan. Thos. 
Drake. Jnaeph H. 
DavU, JohnP. 
Da WHO n, Roberts. 
DwIgRlnh, Elmer 
Davis. DoonaC. 
Den n By, Jo«epb V. 
Dunlnp. Frank M. 
Eldredge. Robert F. 
EMwardu, William F. 
Fergnnon. Ctias. 8. 
Fouler, Mary C. 
FoiB. Luelln B. 
FroMcb. Edward 
Forgason. Frank K. 

Fumeia, Hartha L. 
OreeiilnK. Henry 
Oregory. Wllber J. 
OoddarJ. Wm. E. 
Oaiieolgne, Louis 
Garrltnea. Eilwin C 
OrosvenoT, EbeneierO. 
Oould. H. C. ^ 

Hawley, Bnmuel F. 
HaiDlllon.UlDDle 
Harger.K. D. 
Hllll, Charles H. 
HoDgh. WllllstonS. 
HlgglnH Sbelley E. 
Howard, Cbu. F. 
Hllllker.Oeo, L. 
Holllngsworth. Emmet L. 
Harrington, Helen 
Healey, Emma E. 
Hitchcock. Abby L. 
Jenkins, Alberts. 
Jannary. Wm. L. 
Job, Prwl W. 



HcMurty, Wm. J. 
Mnore. JuIIbu C. 
Nichols. Wm. J. 
Norlh. Samuel J, 
Oakley. Horace S. 
Oakley, Flora 
Ormsby, Mnttle E. 
Prentiss, Samuel L. 
Pretty man. Hor&oe Q. 
PItiM, Alvah O. 
pMge. Elbert L. 
FI)llllps,Thoi.C. 
Peach, Thos. 
Puoketl. Chas. H. 
Parsons, Bessie H. 
Powell, Elmer E. 
PHCkBnl, Arthur T. 
Putnam. Uary B. 
Pollock. J. Erie 
Rollins. John H. 
Swartbout. Oarrlson E, 
Strock, Millard A. 
aeeAf, Russel H. 
Schuler, Everett T. 
8mlth, Frank A. 
Smith. Cbnrlea H. 
Bmlth, Oeorge 
Slocum. Jan. EL 
Smith. CIlRbrd C 
Strong, Edwin L. 
Samuel, Qeo. F. 
Seelye. McKendreeT. 
Shaohy, Geo. B. 
Sober, Hiram A. 
Sabnll, Ellas F. 
Smith, Samael A. 
Sabmarmund. Mary & 
Sparks. Cbnrles F. 
Sharer, CassluB A. 
Steven Ban, Alexander 
Thompson, Herbert A. 
TutliMI.HHmuelC. 
Tap pan, Clarence Q. 
Tale, J. R, 
Thompson, Delus 
Trost, Henry 
Toier. Laura W. 
Thompson, Ora 
Tyler, Wm. P. 
VanHook, Weller 
Vincent, Jamas T. 
Wile, Jacob 
Wattermnn, EUw. W. 
Wheelock, Harry B. 
Withrow. Henry Q. 
WIIcoii_,LbvI P. 
Wilcox, Margaret L. 
Woods. Wm. B. 
Ware, Eira J. 
Wallace.JohnD. H. 
Webster. Prank L. 
Walker. Earl B. 
Walllch. Claudius 

Watdo. Edmund F. 
Wells, Philip 



To Its exchanges, nearly all Of which have now arrived. The 
CKROKICI.B sends greeting. 

/bile we wish It were practicable to reprint from them many 
articles that would benefit our readers, we can bu t gather a few 
o( what promises most luleres 



COLLBOB ATHI.BTIC8. 



eld on Wednesday,0«t.I2lh. In 
I and Juniors, the latter were Ihe 
the sophomore and rreshmeo, 'B& 



Tbe Yale Fall Regalia « 
the nrst race between the se 
victors. In the second bi 
won.— [Echo. 

Yale's last year's boat club reoelpU amounted to SI .611.— [Ex. 

YBlebonHti ayachtclub and a bicycle rink.— (Ei. 

Alter many unsuooesarul attempts In the iHist, cricket has 
Hnnlly gained a subslantlal &»tlnKln several of the American ool- 
leges and Qnlversltles. Harvard. Columbia, Princeton and Trin- 
ity all had good teams In the (leld this season, and at Haverford 
and the University of Fenniylvaola It has almost entirely super- 
seded baseball, or tbe western colleges Racine seems 10 be the 
only one where cricket is tbe most popalnr form of athletics. 

Columbia's cricket eleven Is again coming to tbe fore. In a 
recent malcb with Princeton Columbia, by a score of 5* to». 

Tennis Is very popular at Harvard, Yale. Trinity, and Indeed 
at many eastern colleges. 

TheYaleCouranl gives as B supplement an elaborate tobleof 
Intercollegiate base-ball averages fur the season of 1881, naming 
all players Ip Ihe association games, and showing their records 
and the rank of each college. 

■'There are two boating associations here," wrote a Japanese 
student home, ■'called Yale and Harvard. When It rains the 
memben read books. "—[Ex. 

Yale, at present champion In boating, base-ball, and fbot-ball, 
has a smaller freshman class than usual. 

Lawn tennis Is the hvorlte game at Smith College. Every 
fnotofthe lawn BUltMble n>raCourt has been seised upon by the 
enthusiastic players, who are not Ihr behind tbelr brothers In 
skill. 

The Yale Ihculty have forbidden any man's soliciting coutrl- 
butlouH from a member of u class lower ibun his own. 



8BIT8E, SBNTIMSNT, BTC. 

Tbefreshle who knows P. M. means pcul meridiem and A. H. 

((/ler meridiem, but can't remember which is used for the mom - 
lug, will approve of this suggestion, which we find in the Christian 
Union; "Prolessor Barnard, of Columbia College, at the first ses- 
sion of the Oeographlcal Society held at Vienna, Sept. ISth. pro- 
hours of the day to be counted from one to twenty- four. A gen- 
eral meridian, passing through Buhrlog StralU and dividing the 
globe Into twenty-four meridians of Qfteeu degrees each, would 
give the world standard time. 

Not V7ordI]r-Miiid«d. 
" Pair mnld, than all others more artless. 

Thou lov-st not the world's empty show, 
Tboii lovest the beauties of nature, I 

The flowers and ^he soft fleecy Bno^^(3Q I(l 



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" Ob yea, truly ■p[>ke,'' quotli llie niulileu, 

" 1 love nol the world ; but of old 
I Bu lovail tlie flowors, thnt I clinse one 

Forray moUolnltte,— mBrfsoW."— [Ex. 

Aa oar Joe seated blmseir at tbe pinno. he tipped over a vaae 

thnt Blood apon Lt. " Play Lug a knocked urnT" nHlced one uf Ibe 
compHDy. •' No." said Jue, '■ Ilial la only ajar gone."— [Ei. 

It Is proposed to repent thu iEdipiu at llnrvnrtl Uilafbll. The 
money reallEed will be used in ftiunding an American Hohoo 
Greek AroUseology at ALhciw. The promlueut oollCBea of i 
ouuntry will he Invited to contrlbnte. The acliool will be In Co 
munlcatlon with the Amerlcnn Araheological Socleiyaad thei 
pluring party at Agaoa. A bouHe la to be secured in Athena a 
the proreaaora of cwntrlbuling collegoa will lAke turna ofabi 
two yeuni eaoh at Atliena, thua bsvlag unuaual means for origli 
reaeuroli.— [Uobart Herald. 



Only tills one Ikiled note. 
Buttoned closely In hla coat, 
With a monogrum and creat 
On tbe lappel. All tbe reat 
PerUhed In u day remoie. 

g,ueer wbal Ikntasles will float. 
Music-like from Fancy's throat. 
Wlieii I tiike rram out the rest 
Only ibla. 



Yenra 



goIUi 



On the rhymes she loved to quote. 
Tis because I think she pressed 
Klsaes— tberf, now I've conCesaed 
Why I keep, of all Bbe wrote, 

Only thia. t. 

— [Acta Columhl 

Monsiaor F. D. S. 



On phlloeophy conjecture. 




Iteeture 




IH your pet. 


The piano you oan 


play 




Likeastrenk 


YoD oumpoae, too, 


so they aay, 




Every week. 


And Calliope your 


buraela. 


For you write sue] 


pretty veraes. 


Whicb have spells 


in them like C 



F. U. 8. 1 
You may BBk the reason why,— 

I'll conreas. 
On our Muse the re'B an embargo, 
Wrll« some veraea Cir the Argo, 
And we'll drink, lu dtattau Maroat, 

Your succssa. E. O. B. 
-lArgo. 



"You're ail wrong. A lady a mind la like a tele8r[>pble mes- 
sage, because it's Tar in advance o[ the male," aald tbe conundrum 
eilitorwltliaselr-sallaaedamile. Cburus of edltora.~-0-h-b-b-h-. 
~Kx. 

Anxious mamma to Impressionable Junior vbo has Baked her 
daugblor togoout riding; "Thank you very mucli. Mr. X.. but 
you know I luveto be bo particular, and I make It a rule ttiat my 
duughler aball never g > out with atuldut^." Iinprsuloa ible Stu- 
dent; "But you kuow that I'm not muohof a student." Tableau. 



(Fac 



-[En. 



Claaa In Political Economy— Professor ; Can you give an early 
Inalauce where men were warned agalnat the evllaof paper cur- 
rency T" HtuJent; " Yea, air. The dliclpleii were warned to take 
no acrlp for their Journey." 

Junior In aermun, Iranaiatlng "ale 1st Immer artlg," "She Is 
ever eeatbetlo.'' 

A Latin plaji Is talked or at Harvard ror this year. 

Nearly two hundred o>illeges lu tbe Unll«d Stales tuvor and 
pmctloe co-sd ucallou.— (Eobo. 

" Maid or AUiena ere we aeparate ua, 
Olve me back my cordiuo apparatus," 

—[Bate* BtadenL 

Cornell— Cornell rtjoiees In a class in Arabic 

A volume of Yale and graduate poetry, called JRm Leave*, has 
appeared among Eloslerii Uolleges. 

It Is said tliut tli«re la a movement aToot among the Germans 
In IbiB country for tbe erection of a native uulverally on the 
model or that Iti Berlin. Milwaukee la mentlooed as the seat or 
such university.— [Ham. Lit. 

Fresh.: "May t have the pleasuret" MIsa Society; "Out." 
Fresh.; " Whatdoes' we' moanf Miss 8.; "O, U and 11"— [Trin- 
ity Table L 

The rullowlng Isnparllal list of Uie endowmeali received by 
American Colleges tills year: 



Cornell, by the will of tbe 

»).i)oa.-{Ex. 

Curnotl hasatsorecelTed (500,000 Prom the sale or 
nd baa gSOU.OO) worth len.-[8un. 



Flake, or Ithaca, receives 



It waa a Vasaar girl, who, when asked If al 
balla. replied : " I really don't know, I n< 
noniau. 

In the present CongresaSI » 
college graduatea.— [Ei. 

Amherst baa given up tbe plaD or having exHmlnalioiiaat the 
end or the terms and years, and tbe students are required to at- 
tend tit least nlno-l^thsor the daily reollutlons lu order to be 



!d any.— (Bru- 
rs and 12 j representatives are 



Oh It 



sent It 



rty-a, 



-[Ei. 



I, "good oonntry board," 

butter, though," he oDaerved, a few miniitca later, when Inter- 
viewed by a ram that belonged on the premises.— [Ex. 

" What makes you look so deutbly sick. Tommy t" " Welt, the 
Stot or the matter Is I've been taking my Qrst chew, and I'm only 

,-tEx. 



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Tta« Conoeited Lovsr. 

>ve two malil^nii. e»ch so rnre 



Mnrg'ret my pea.T[ bun deep blue e; 

And earn est. rolile fiica ; 
Bol Snlomlo no ten [ prize 

For lierBweelSpanlnh grace. 



Wbtcli would t ralher bear t 

Which t lliere'B no doubt. I want tbem boLb,— 

(Both could I HBll; win.) 
To give up either I am luth ; 

To wed butb were a Bin. 

O Cupid ! IcU mo wbat L<> do 

In this perpleiliijc uttHC— 
My heart's divided.— J udgmen I loo,— 

Between ench bontiie ritce. 

What ! both euKHged T don't lell me that I 

How cruel 1 nnd such meu 1 1 
Cnmpared with me .' ,' Inferior t llat t 

I'll iie'er trust woman ugalu. —[Ex. 



"Anibent College han com 
age* averaging 22, aud will t 
discipline na boys. Tbey wl 



tbelr 1 



It for I 



after be held responsible for 



with theli duties. Tbis has Um^' been tlia rule In the OerniHu 
Qniverstlies, but has never becu fully tested In tbIs country, 
though Harvard baa in a limited extent adopted It." This has ap- 
peared In several dapera that did not linow the CJiilverslty of Vir- 
ginia has been as nree oa a Oernian university since the day of 
Thomas J eH^TBon. and uurown InBlltullon has been bo fur a gen- 



A ConfAsBion. 
Sweet bird, dost lliou see from the depths of yob ti 

Where thou slngest soft glees to the Sowers, 
A rosy-cheeked mnldosBhe wiilkBin tlie glade, 

10U noted her grace, her beautiful face, 



ind tbei 



lIi. shell ti 
And for 






iB flowers Hhe bi 



Faint stars, dimly bright, as ye shine from yon height. 

E'er the pallid moon Is gleaming, 
Have ye Been (ler nail at the garden gale— 

A maiden pensively drenmlngT 
Have ye eeen her blue eyes looking ap at the Bhles, 

And the depth of love thai is In tbem T 



, iier clisrma are as rare as the ros 
And ilia my life to irln them. 



Bis fall 



-[Yale Col 



" The attaclt on Ihe Times building by the students and a tev 
outsiders would have been Justlfled even If It bad been many 
timea as severe. It la hardly creditable that even such a man as 
Gordon would dare publish an article so infamous, so InsnUlngto 
the memory of one whom the nation loved and wboDi the whole 



vnrld had pronounced noble and uprigiit. No wonder that all 
New-Brunawlcb was indignant, and liiat loyal heiirts siiowed 
lhelrreaantnienl."-[RuIgersTargum. Wlthoulknowlngany fur- 
ther particulars in this ease, we Just Ida hi y condeino a band of 
students for venting even Just anger In mob force. It was Ihla 
aame lawless spirit that animated Oulteau. wliatever motive* 
aroused It. Mo college paper abonld approve nuob an act. 

TheTiirgutn Is eloquently agitating the abolition of the mark- 
ing lystem. and we wUb'lt auccesB. We tbinu It has been dem- 
onstrated that men will work more earnestly and wisely when 
free from Buch K'>flds. 

The Art MngaKlne li Increaalng Us admirable store of treas- 
ures, and promises ibr the new year an added department of 



Prof. {U> senior In electtioH)')—" Are »p«*8 of longdurallont" 
Senior (with knowing iooky-** It deptadaon whether the Old fulki 
have gone to bed or not."— {BarlMle;aii- 

At Mercy Hospital there Is n man wlioae only words arei 
" Next I Next I " The doelora are in doubt aa to whether he li an 
old college professor or a barber.— [College Transctipt. 

"My deceased grandAktberi sir, was ihe most polite man In the 
world. He was maklni;a voyageand theahip sunk. My grand- 
blber was Just on the point of drowning. He got his head above 
waterfbronce, look utr biB hat and said: 'Ididlesand gentlemen. 
will you please excuse met and down he went."— fYale News. 



Itooal Mlsoellany. 

ust received a number of astonishing bargnlni 
books, which he la displaying on Bargain siieives 
ilaln Ogurea. 

itdes ofOluclnium Pens at Andrews'. The best pen 



A. H. Rovs manubotures drawing tools and Indian clubs of 
the finest quality for a reasonable price. The attention of med- 
ical students Is called tohla line stelboscopea. which are highly 
recommended by Dr. Palmer. 



Fob Urat.closs Laundry Work leave your order with C W. 
Wagner, 21 8. Main street. Agent fbr thi City Laundry of DrtroU. 
Orders called for 



Clara IjOuibe Kisi.i.ooa, oneofthegroatest prima donnas of 
the AmerlcHu stage, will appear In Unlvenlty Hull, Wednesday 
evening. Oct. 26. HIbs Kellogg posiesses a pure soprano voice of 
exquisite Hweetneaa and softness. It la rare to Und a Blnger who 
has such dellclouB head tones, able to make such rich and full 
chest notes. In one quality, Mlaa Kellogg certainly surpasses ail 

frBBhneas of quality for which she Is noted. Every note of Kel- 
logg's is perfect Id -its Unlsh and roundness. Tu her superior com- 
pose and quality of voice she adds uiagnlhcent rbuloriaal flnlab 
and unqueatloned histrionic fervor. 



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IITBRARY MOTES. 



" Amenllln tit Hnime," flflb of Applelnn'B Borne Book Series. 
New York: D, Apiileton i Co. Porwieby John Muoie; price M 
oenta.— TbiB little liand-l>a«b of hnme etiquette la well worth a 
penital. Tbe otiier miinbera of tbli iierlea bBvo referred to the 
envlroinnenUof home, but this more dlreotlj' relates lii the home 
lt«elf, to the family. Uiilike many booki. It upholJs ooinmon 
•enie courteay In the housebold, »nd no one can rend It without 
being the belter fur It. 

BooDOmlG TraotH. No, 3, •■Polltloal Economy and Political 
Science." J nut published by the Society for Poll tloal Eduonllon, Is 
a molt excellent little work, supplying a wuiit felt by every be- 
ginner In these studies. WhAt books are the standards, where 
they mil be got, and what they will cost, are quostlona that every 
BtudenlmuntHlwayaask.and onau And dlfflculty In nnnwerlng. 
For all such qiiesllonsoD polltlco-sclenllflc subject* tlila pamphlet 
pmvldesBOomplete answer. Publmhed by Q. P. Pulnams Sons. 
New York. The fact that W. Q. Sumner and David V WetU are 
among Its compilers. In a eufflclent guuraulee of lu trustworthi- 
ness. Foruleby John Huore,Ht 2i cents. 

Hoses King, of Harvord Square, Cam bridge, Mass., sends ux In 
pamphlet form "The Revolutionary Movement In Russln." re- 
printed from the New York Herald, with nol«s and preftice by 
Ivan Panln. The article takee up the movement from the revo- 
lutionists' standpoint, and carenilly relates the rea»ona for the 
movement, and why It Is right that regicide should he resormd to. 
To a person who has read only the governmenfa side of the ques- 
tion, this forma a rich treat, and should soften hla hostility to the 
Dihlllsu. The book will be sent postpaid on receipt of price (2U 

Jansen, HcClurgACi).. 117 and 119 SUts St., Chicago, send us 
" Sewer-Oea. and Ita Dangers." by Geo. P. Brown, 111.. T7.— We 
have read tbe book with care and have been much Inierealed In 
It. Thowork.althoughapplylngespeolallytoChloago, applies to 
•vary city whether It liai sewer drainage or not. Twenty-Mve cuts 
Illustrate the many poInU brought up by tbe author, and servo to 
give greater Interest to the work. It Is truly astounding how 
innch of the sickness that prevails In cities can be traced directly 
to bad bouse drainage and defective aewara. Tbe book should and 
a place In every bouaebold, and lU contents be made a lesaon to 
all builders. PrIM, tl.iB. For sale by booksellers, or sent post- 
paid upon receiptor theprloe. 

Domestic Folk-Iare. by Rev.T. F. Thlssllon Dyer. New York r 
Cassell, Palter, Qatpln A (Jo.— A. good book for everyone Ui read. 
To tbe lesssuperatllluus It will aOord food tirt reflection as well as 
amusement; to the more superstitious It may perhaps suggest 
some new charm, some new omen, some new Incantation, or, bet- 
ter atlll. It may help to oure them of thosealready believed. There 
are few. Indeed, that have not at one time or another heard of 
some of the spoken of notions; and familiar friends, as It were, 
smiling amid a host of unknown Hicea, greet us as wo read. A few 
of the iblngaclaoed by the author oaaDperatltlona might perhaps 
be easily defended on reasonable grouuda; but by far tbe greater 
part of tbe examplea given are about aa tax removed from any 
OOunecUon with the matter under conslleratlon as they well 
oouldbe. The book before us Is a safe and haudy repository of 
many of the mistakes of our ancestors: those who read Its pages 
will obtain therefrom amusement, edllloatlon, and, perhaps, 
warning; but, we alneerely believe, no Increase of superstition. 
We have read It with pleasure and profit, and ooidlally advise all 
olhaie wbo have not yet done so to take time and make oppor- 
tunity (o do tbe same. Price, X> cent*. For sale by John Mooni. 



If a person desires to pass a pleasant afternoon In novel read- 
ing hecan do nu better than obtain -Tbe Bloody Chasm," by J. 
W. DeForext; publliihed by D. Appletiin A Co.— In tlie plot the 
uorlh and south are united Immediately after tbe close of the 
war, by bringing a southern lady who bad loat brothers and 
friends In the war, to a union with a hated Yankee. Tbe plot la 
very skillfully worked out, and the book la written in so enter- 
taltilDgastylethatona will hardly lay It aside till he Anisbea IL 
Some of the characterB are very amusing, especially an old negro 
woman, wbo still stood by her young mistress, although she bad 
been freed by the war. One must burst out laughing In places 
where It would seem least desirable lo laugh, ataomeof berodd 
sayings, lobn Moore will sell you the book fortl.au. 

D. Appleton &. Co., of New York, send us a new work by Al- 
fred Sardou. entitled " French Heir-Uught." This Is the first work 
on the French language which attempts U> bring about a recon- 
ciliation between whal Is now oummonly known na the '■ new " 
and "old" method* of teaching the modem languages. It la in 
fact neither a grammar nor (allhuugti there are forma of oonver- 
Hllons In each lesson) Is 11 alrlctly a conversation book. Basing 
tbe whcile work on a belief tliHt a living tongue Is to be acquired 
by practice only, the author makes each lesson consist mostly of 
nseriesofqueallons and answers In French and English, which 
are to llluslrate one or more rules given for a general basis to the 

tbe mechanical memorising of ready-made sentences; and that 
the prln'clptes Involved can be mastered only by constant repeti- 
tions. Although the idioms of ihe language, with English ver- 
sions, aregiven, theauthor follows too closely tbe path trodden 
by too many anthnrs. In not giving a clear explanation of the 
IJIoins, merely giving the French with lu English equivalent. In 
aplte of theone or two things mentioned which hi our mind are 
bulls, we would recommend the work a* one vary useful to atn- 
dents wbo aim merely at a superOclal knowledge of French, such 
aa Is needed for business, and especially for traveling purposes. 
John Moore sells the booh. 

A Selsctlnn from the Letters of Madame H«niuaat to ber Hus- 
band and Bon, from 1801 to IBIS; translated from the French by Mrs. 
Cashel Hoey and Mr. John Llllle. D. Appleton A Co., N. Y.-The 
ageof letter writing has passed away. In olden days, when the 
Ikstest messenger was borne on hi* Journey by the speed of the 
borae, when more ordinary letters were weeks In reaching tbclr 
destluallon, there was a neoesslty for writing letters worth the 
time and trouble of tran spur tat ion. Nowadays, a few lines on a 
postal card, or a short message over the lightning-spirited wires, 
in a ftiw momenU, or a few hours' lime, convey to dear ones sep- 
arated all tidings of Interest or Importance; and a short ride will 
bring them bigetlier agal n . Madame de Rimusal lived In timea 
When newspapers and means of rapid coorrespoodence were un- 
known. Her letters are Qlled with items of news such as are. In 
these days, spread from one end of the world lo the other-wllb the 
speed of lightning. In reading many of the letters to bar husband 
one wanders whether such terms of endearment are now oommon 
In letters of wives to absent husbands. Many of them are modal 
love letters, and for that reason tbe book would be an Invaluable 
aid to students In their Sunday labors. ■' H. de Himusat became 
Pref^t and Mme. de B6musal Lady of the Palace, respectively, 
in 18D2; the former was afterward Chamberlain and Superin- 
tendent of Plays." This was In the days of Emperor Napoleon t. 
All letters that passed between husband and wife came under the 
observation, or rather critical Inspection. of the Emperor. This 
is seen by a tone of reticence mingled with flattering expressions, 
written to her husband, but Intended to be seen by the Emperor 
and Empreaa. Scattered through the letters are many beautiful 
allusions to persons of note, and quaint remarks, making a vol- 
nme of very inleresling letters. For sale by John Uuore. 



TH 



LE. 



UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5. 1881. 



dHturday, October 22d, diiwneii bright and beauti- 
ful, and Hlled tlie wliule volle^e wurlil with Joy over tlie 
pnieiiect of pleai>ant weatlier for field day. In no wise 
did the day disappoint tliem, tor the weather continued 
fine till nlghtrall., and thus enabled the full program to 
be carried out, an uDheard of thing previous to this 
time; for lieretofore a storm of Home iiind hat either 
stopped the performance bcfon! it was half done, or else 
prevented it entirely. The forenoon coutests began at 
9:2-5, when the tea mile walk was started with four con- 
teitUnlB. E. L. Rooks, law, took the lead and held It 
throughout, but was closely followed by J. J. Coniatock, 
lit. Books flniabed the tenth mite In 1 h. 48 in. 4H sec , 
and won. Boon after the ten mite walk was betcun, the 
hour go-as-you-pleiise was started, with four contest- 
ants. Messrs. Relgiiard and Qemmell, owing to an 
oversight of the judges in nut turning one of them in 
the Dpposile direction for the last round, canie out even, 
covering Id the hour within eleven rods of seven miles. 
In the boxing contest there were three entries, but when 
It was called only two of the contestants, Messrs. Win- 
termute and McNaughton, medics, entered the ring. 
Wintermutc won by 15 hits to McNaughtou's 12. After 
they had finished, the third contestant, Mr. Davis, law, 
appeared, and, although according to the Association's j 
rules he was debarred from contesting for the prize, he 
and Wintermute boxed one round of two minutes, In 
which Davis got in 27 hits to Wintermute's 17. Mr. 
Wintermute requested the Judges to award Davis the 
prize, but they, according to the rules, could not do It. 
The 18-pound sledge was thrown by four contestants. 
Mr. Ricketts, law, by a Scotch swing, heaved it 69 feet, 
and won. The J mile run was won by F; Nelson, law, 
in S2 seconds, the best time Ihat has ever been made 



here. Mr. Nelson also won the prize in throwing the 
buMebali, 308 ft. 10 In. In the contest of shooting glass 
balls there were nine entries. Mr, Davenport, lit, made 
a clean score, and Mr. Norris, law, broke nine out of a 
possible ten. This was a very exciting contest, and fur- 
nished a great deal of pleasure to the siiectators. The 
standing broad Jump was won by Mr. Harsliman, law. 
He Ncored H ft. 10 1-6 in. At two o'clock the afternoon 
program began with the drop-kick. Mr. Olcott, lit, 
kicked the ball 12i feet, and won. There were two en- 
tries for the running high Jump ; but when the contest 
was called, neither put in an appearance, hence It was 
postponed indefinitely. While the contestants were 
preparing for the col lar-and -elbow wrestle, Mr. Olcott 
gave a very fine exhibition of his skill In Indian-club 
iwlnging. After he had finished, Messrs. Leiand, lit, 
tiid E. L. Rooks, law, entered the ring for the collar- 
iiid-elbow wrestle. This contest was very close, and 
ihowed a great deal of skill. The first fall was secured 
by Rooks, by a grapevine lock ; the second was pecured 
by Leiand in the same way, and the third was also se- 
cured by Leiand, but only after breaking a splendid 
bridge made by Rooks. Fifteen men from each of the 
classes of '84 and 'Si arranged themselves along the rope 
for the tug-of-war, and at Hie word "Pull" tiiey — sat 
down !— their strength being being so great (?) that the 
rope parted In the middle. A second rope was procured, 
and a second time they arranged themselves, and pulled; 
when time was called, the Judges had lost the mark, 
lience could give no deuisien. A third attempt resulted 
In a victory for '84. Kuechler, lit, '81, won on the hori- 
zontal bar. His giant swing was especially fine. Tlie 
hundred yards dash was won at first by Bartells, law, 
but as a foul start was claimed, the race was run a sec- 
ond time, when Harshman, law, won in 11 sec. Bar- 
tells ran but once. In the mile run three started, but 
only two held out for the mile. Mr. Nelson, law, won 
in & mln. 15 sec. Mr. tjtebbings, lit, made the mile in 
5 min. 35 sec The bicycle race of half a miie was won 
by Ooe, lit. The start was made from a line, and al- 
though Mr. Coe succeeded In mounting his ateed first, 
Mr. Frank, pbarmic, passed him, and led till near the 



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end, when he ran Into some sand whioli nearly stopped 
bim, thus allowing Mr. Cue to win. The last conieat 
of (he aflenioon wae the feneing. In which there were 
several contestuiih*. L. H.Hyde, lit, won. The base-ball 
game between the law and literary nines, played dur- 
ing the afternoon, wait won by the laws ; xcoro 17 to 4. 
The attendance during the ToreuooD was sniali, but dur- 
ing the arternoon a very large crowd was present. The 
city band enlivened the afternoon with some of its fine 
music. During the whole day the utmost good- will and 
enthusiaein prevailed. Thanks are due to the pro- 
fessors who acted as judges, and to all other persons 
who helped to make the fleld-day a success. Especial 
praise is due Mr. Olcott, the president, whose executive 
ability was severely Iried, and stood the test. Although 
but one weeic was taken to prepare for the day, it was 
in all respects a success. 

The city council of Ann Arbor has again distin- 
guished Itself. With itH usual obtuseness it iias alh'Wed 
itself to be cajoled by a few sore-head business men 
into passing an absurd and illegal ordinance. The or- 
iliuance requires all persons "soliciting orders for or 
aetling goods, wares or merchandise from samples with- 
in the Uiuits of the city of Ann Arbor," to pay a license 
of $26 per day. But His provided that " this ordinance 
la not intended to apply to sales by samples to mer- 
chants and regular dealers within the city." The pur- 
pose of this ordinance la obvious. It is an eflbrt on the 
part of certain business men to secure the student trade. 
But they rather overshot the mark. The ordinance so 
far as Its validity is concerned, is not worth the paper 
it was written on. A common council has no right to 
levy a tax or license upon any business unless express 
authority is given by the legislature in the city ciiarter. 
The city charter of Ann Arbor does not contain a single 
line granting to the council the power of licensing 
trade, except in the case of peddlers. This ordi nance 
is obviously directetl against Detroit tailors and hatters. 
Surely they could not be classed in the category of 
peddlers. Further than this, the ordinance legislates 
against a certain class. The ordinance was passed sim- 
ply and solely to break up the the trade of Detroit tail- 
ors and hatters in Ann Arbor. Not only this ; the or- 
dinance exempts those traders who sell by samples to 
the city merchants. In short, the ordinance is passed 
against a certain portion of a class. It is In its very 
essence and spirit an instance of class legislation, and 
as such wholly unconstitutional. Moreover, a license 
is intended to be regulative, not prohibitive. The li- 
cense demanded in this ordinance is so heavy that it Is 
practically prohibitory, and certainly that was its spirit. 
It wae designed, as was said above, for the sole purpose 
of prohibiting a certain branch of trade. It is almost 
needless to say that this la another element of its un- 
co nstitution all ty. But it ia not only Its illegality that 



Is noticeable. In absurdity It approaches the sublime. 
It seems to l)e the opinion of tlie instigators of this 
fcheme that in this way they can secure the student 
trade. Tliey seem to forget that trade cannot be forced. 
The students will trade where they can get what they 
want. If they can not get it in Ann Arijor tiiey will go 
to Detniit for it. The hUMlness houses of Ann Arbor 
will never secure student trade until tiiey import a stock 
of gcMKls that will supply the dennmds of (he students 
as reganls i|uuiity. LiiKt spring when the class of '82 
were talking of purchasing class hats bids and samples 
were sent in by a Detroit firm and an Ann Artmr Arm. 
Tiie Ann Arbor flrm received the c<nitract. Wliy ! Be- 
cause their style of hat met the approval of (he students 
while the style exhibited by the Detroit firm did not. 
Four years ago there was not a decent stock of gentle- 
man's neckwear, collnra, and cuffs In the city. The 
students purcijased ali such goods In Detroit. Since 
then a flrni here has brought Itito tne city a fine and 
complete stock of (ills clans of goods. The result Is the 
students no longer go (o Detn<it for their neckwear, but 
purshase it here, and when, two years ago, a Detroit 
flrm tried to work up a trade tliey failed completely. 
There Is but one thing for the tailors andliatters of Ann 
Art)or to do, and that is to keep In stock goods (hut the 
students will buy. It may lake time to secure the 
wislied for result; but it will come at last. Itwlllnever 
t>e brought about by the means of illegal and unconsU- 
tullonai city ordinances. 

It Is to the credit of the Lecture Association, that 
It is willing to assume the large monetary risk involved 
in securing a troupe of the character of the Kellogg 
Concert Company; but, of course, it wae a foregone 
conclusion that there would be a crowd, or, at least, but 
one lees, when Miss, Kellogg was the attraction. The 
audience, Friday night, testified to the wisdoni of the 
Association In securing the best. Following so closely 
upon Litta's Concert, it is but natural that a'compari- 
son would he made, not altogether favorable tn Mile. 
Litta. Of course, with the exception of Litta, there 
can be but one judgment, and that Is, that in program 
and in presentation the concert of Friday night was a 
great Improvement, We must say a word, however, on 
the subject of programs. The program of Litta as first 
planned would have been a step In the right direction, 
for we should have had a part at least of a work of art. 
There Is no reason why such a troupe sliould not give a 
large part of some acknowledged work of art, instead of 
treating us to musical trash. Such operas as Trovatore 
do not absolutely need the accessories of the stage to be 
enjoyed and understood. A program should be artistic 
in its contents and arrangements. Neltlier Miss Litta's 
nor Miss Keiiogg's program was artistic from either of 
these points of view. It seems to us that the Lecture 
Association has a right to demand beforehand a copy of 



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the pnigrHin, that it may be known whether It meets 
the tattte and culture or the people who puy Tor It. Tt U 
I ^lit for the maiiHgerH of the Association to dictate pro- 
grams, because tliey guarantee to the coiiipunien uertaln 
amountx us coiupenaation for their services, imd it is fur 
thetu to aay wliat these oervlced bIihII he. In regard to 
tlie perriiniiftDce it may be said that iit general it was 
fairly done, but then.- were few interpretations. MIsh Kel- 
logg was tlie center of attraution, and we know of not a 
few who went away diaappointed. She is a woman of 
marlced ability, both musically and otherwise. Bhe has, 
however, a method of vocalization whioh dlatorta and 
fails to present her conceptions, especially in piirasing. 
This was most manifest in liar " Tac.a la nolle." Her 
beat Interpretation was that of Tosti's "Good Bye," 
which really deserved the applause that followed. Miss 
Poole has a voice of good quality and under very fair 
control. Her first selection was a little unfortunate, as 
it was not adapted to her voice, but her otiipr selections 
and the most of her encgres were good and admirably 
done. 8lg. Togliapletra pos-iesses a pure baritone voice 
of rich, and liquid quality when kept within bounds, 
but because of tiiat very richness it cannot be forced 
without detriment. His Interpretations were faulty be- 
cause be either mistook the size of the room or did not 
care to waste bis voice. He also did a thing of bad taste 
in closing every composition with a bravura cadence. 
It was delightful, after ail, to listen to his tones, espec- 
ially in that old and beautiful little serenade of Padille, 
with Its modern setting. Hig. Brlgunli Is evidently on 
the shady side of his artistic career, and It was only oc- 
casionally that we caught glimpses of the old fire which 
made him one of the most popular tenors that has ever 
visited our shores. The violinist, Mr. Adamouski, has 
a very sweet, purely intonated tone, but lacking in 
manly vigor and breadth. The Caprice by Vieuxlempls 
we are unacquainted with, and cannot thereforejudge of 
his interpretation, but he did a very nice thing in his 
encore, by responding with one of Chopin's nocturnes. 
The piano compositions were most atrociously execuled. 
The usual encoring of almost everything on the pro- 
gram tesUfled to the Impartial temper of the audience 
and their keen appreciation and enjoyment of the pro- 
gram. 

Last evening a large audience greeted the Blayton 
Star Company in University hall. Miss Hovey, the 
soprano, has a sweet, smooth voice, but It Is not heavy 
enough for our ball. We would make the same 
complaint about the voices of the rest of the troupe. 
The tenor also had a pleasant voice, but to our ears the 
alto's singing was wretched. The bass also must go 
without praise from us. Mr, Heine, the blind violinist, 
was really the life of the evening, and while he executed 
the more sober pieces very finely, when he chose he 
drew roars of laughter from the audience. His whistle 
■olo was especially fine. It seems strange that such 
sweet music could be drawn from a toy whistle, but Mr. 
Heine seems to have mastered the art completely. 



THE FOOT-BALL OAMBS. 

Through the energy of the boys Interested In foot- 
ball it was recently decided to challenge the teams of 
wime of the eastern colleges, and Harvard, Yale and 
Princeton were picked out u the victims. The chal- 
lenges were accepted and the following of our best play- 
ers were selected to carry consternation into their oppo- 
nents ranks: Forwards, Ay res. Woodruff, Townsend, 
Wilson, Bltner, Qllmore; quarter-back, Horton, Cap- 
taltt; half-backs, Dott, B. G. DePuy, Wormwood; full-, 
back, Olcott. The substitutes were Mahon and William 
DePuy. 

These started for tiie eastern tour on the trains 
Saturday morning and afternoon and safely arrives! In 
Boston Sunday, The game with the Harvards was 
called af 3:1.5 Monday afternoon and at five the following 
message was received here and posted at Sheehan's: 



CAMBBmoB. Mass.. i 



To J. E. BEA.L, or THE ChroMOLb ; 



K. H. BOWMAN. 

This steady holding of one of the t>est college foot- 
ball teamsdownsonearthelr goal line by our own team, 
w'lleh had practiced so little, surprised us all, and U. of 
M, foot-ball stock rose conslder:tbly while we Impa- 
tiently watted for further reports. By this morning's 
mail we received a letter describing the game minutely. 
We are Indebted to the kindness of Mr. E. H. Bowman, 
'81, for this letter. It is here printed : 

At 3:21, on Monday afternoon, at the Boston base- 
ball grounds, the referee, Mr. H. Q. Leavitt, Harvard, 
'62, called "time" in a pouring rain. Michigan won 
the toss and took the southerly goal. The game com- 
menced with a fine klck-ofTby Harvard, who at cap- 
tain Manning's well known cry of " down Harvard " 
made a rush for Michigan's goal. The ball was wcJt 
returned by Olcott, who was playing full back. Then 
followed a series of passes and runs, whioh brought the 
ball uncomfortably close to our goal line. A few min- 
utes later Harvard made their first and only touch- 

The try at goal resulted in a failure, probably due 
largely to the soggy state of the ball. This ill success 
caused Michigan to redouble Its efforts and during the 
remainder of the game the advantage was largely on 
our side. They overcame their nervousoess and went 
to work in earnest. The ball was sent from our goal 
line, after Harvard's try, up past the twenty-four yard 
Hue toward their goal, wiien It pitched into touch. 
When it was thrown back into play, Olcott carried it 
several rods up the field. Wormwood called it " down" 
soon after In the middle of the field. It was then 



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worked across wtth slight gain for Harvard, wno suc- 
ceeded in making another run, A good kick by DePiiy 
followed up with a miss by Harvard and a fplcndidrun 
b; Wormwood brougKt the ball near Harvard's goal 
line. It was then slowly worked back tomid-fleld, 
where It rested, when time was called at 4:15. Owing to 
the wretched weather and the heavy conditions of the 
grounds, Captains Horton and Manning bad agreed tn 
have 30 minute innings Instead of 46 minutes as pre- 
gcritied by the rules. 

The ball bad become so wet and slippery that throw- 
Ingand passing became Impossible. Horlnn in kiclilng 
off fur Michigan made a short liick, being followed by 
Ayres, who picked up the ball and made a gno<l run. 
Here a foul was claimed by Harvard and allowed by the 
referee, who declde<l Ayres "offside" when be took 
up the trail. It was taken back, a scrimmage followed 
with advantage for Michigan. The baH pitched into 
" touch," Harvard threw it in, and it was worked over 
into the mid-field. DotI got It, and made a brilliant 
run, the best of (he game. The Harvards crowded their 
opponents back again to mld-lield. Then followed a 
series of runs by our men, which resulted In Worm- 
wood's landing the ball within ten feet of the goal, 
whllehe was doing hia best to carry half of the Har- 
vard team across the Hue with him. The ball was then 
put down. Ayres made a splendid rush, and carried 
the ball and several Harvard men with him. It was 
then Dut down within five feet of the goal line. 

Tb is spurt was followed by a series of botly con- 
tested scrimmages, in which Ayres put forth all his 
strength to carry the ball over the line. It was in this 
part of tlie game that the superior weight of the Har- 
vard team was used effectively. By sheer force they 
worked tlie ball up the field several rods. DePuy at 
this point mode a good run across the field, getting the 
down near the twenty-flve yard line. Then followed 
runs, hicks, and scrimmages within a few rods of Har- 
vard's goal, neither appearing to gain much ground on 
theotber. "Time" was then called, with the ball one 
quarter way up the field froD^ Harvard's goal, not hav- 
ing passed the centre of the field during the entire In- 
ning. 

The followlngare the elevens who played.wlth their 

Harvard— forwards, Thatcher, Houston, Kendall, 
Cabot, Fuller, Boyd ; quarter-back, Manning, caplain ; 
half-backs, Woodward, Henry; three-quarter back, 
Kent; full-back, Edmunds. 

Michigan — forwards, Ayres, Woodruff, Townsend, 
Wilson, Bitner, Ollmore; quarter-back, Horton, cap- 
tain; half-backs, Dott, R. O. DePuy, Wormwood ; full- 
back, Dott. 

F. L. Clark, Harvard, '84, and E. H. Bowman, U. 
of M., '81, acted as umpires, with H. Q. Leavitt, Har- 
vard, '82, referee, 



' The Michigan boys are mucii pleased with the re- 
sults of the game, and feel that tliey did all that could 
be ex|>ected of them against the unusuully strong team 
which represents Harvard College tliis year. Many of 
the Harvard men say that It is tlie best team they have 
liail in years, and they have strong liipes of carrying 
off the college championship. The comments made by 
tlie Harvard College men on the playing done by llie 
Univerfiity eleven were very favorable. 

The weather was eo very unfavorable that but a 
small audience witnessed the game. However, there 
were enough of the Harvard College boys to make the 
welkin ring with their three times-three " rahe " and 
"Harvards." 

Among the vnrious buildings In the college grounds 
at Cambridge, none delighted the eleven from Ann Ar- 
Ixir more than the Hemenwuy Gymnasium. They 
thought if the Board of Regents could but be induced 
to come to Cambridge and pay this wonderful institu- 
tion a visit, that the question of a gymnasium at the 
University would soon be settled in the affirmative. 

The eleven is much indebted to tlie Harvard eleven 
for their courtesy and hospitAllty. e. u. b. 

From one of the Boston papers weget theh>llowing 
excerpa. The explanation as to Harvard's touchdown 
is especially interesting and vivid : 

"InaklriDlBblnit. tlie Mlclilganders paused the bait !□ good 
*t;le. ant] oneor tlmmlliially Klileil IC wbere be Euppoxed DeFay 
would be. DePuy, llirouili no fault ufhli nwu. wunoMliere.and 
before bis niitrvellou* I«cb oould lake hlia tbitber. Uanntag forced 
Ibe ball, and by a deitroua carom kick, aent U toTbaober, who 
In H twinkling icored a touoh-down, amid a round of Harvard 
' rahi.' DePuy. probably tlie (Mtett rnnner in either tetkm, made 
a long run, but Utescupe capture was f.irced outside the boQndc. 
Id the Hklrmlsh, a moment later, one of the pretllegl plays of tbe 
whole contest occurred. A yers broke KHrvnrd'i skirmish line with 
the ball, and, after brutbliig pnsi three opponents, passed tbe ball 
to Horton, who In turn neiit II toDuPuy. Tbe Initer, hHrdpreued, 
sent It to Ayres, who was within twenly reet at Uarvard'e goat, 
but, when within three feet oC the line, went down lu a heap, with 
adnsenmeuonloporhlin, nllHcmbblliiKrortbehall. Inlhesklr- 
mlbb botb Hides battled hard, Ayei-s. as before doing hard service. 
For fully IS minutes the emitesl watfed warm close to tbo goal, 
during whlDb the Marvnrdo mnde but little headway, and Onally, 
the second bair-hour being up, time was called and Harvard de- 

At 4 P. H. Tuesday, tbe team left for New Haeen, 
and Wednesday afternoon played the Yale eleven. The 
game Is described in the following telegram : 

Spnlal Dispatch u Ths Ch»o»ipl«: 

New Havek. Coita., I 
Nov. 2. IKIil. r 

To J. E. BEAL: 

Tbe prospects for a good game were much belter (bis aflemooD 
than on Monday, the day being as favorable aa could be desired, 
consoquetilly we got started an hour enrller than at Harvard, play 
beginning at £15. A large crowd was In attendance, and much In- 
terest manlfBat«d. We won tbe oholoe of goals. Tbe Drsl Inning 
began with a vliio, and for tbe neil fltteen minutes we bad our 
hands ftiU. At Ihe end of that time Yale, by dint of good pawing 



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nnrt sheer nvolnlupola forced her wity Inch by (noh up (o and over 
our goal line, llius Recurlng the nrst uiucli-dowii. 

Ureal excltemenl fallownd, wllh loud and proLongod cheering 
from II IB orowil, redoubled when u aplendtd plBcc-klck Bent, Uio 

Jolced over al the eturl wai tiow ajtulnat ub, fur no aide wind Inter- 
fered with Vales culculalluns lo make ii " poster " of the most 
care(\il kicks. 

The tactics employed al Harvard ware again uiied with suo- 
ceSB. Despite the fuct that Ibey lind the heavier team, we broke 
ibelr line again ahd again. 

Jual aft mutters were beginning t« look black for Yale, n piece 
of good forlunB happened thai gave them the victory. One uf 
their men siicoeeded In evading onr KklrtnlHherH. gained the cen- 
ter of the fleld. and by an exlraordloary drop kick put the ball 
atfatn over our goal. 

We wero'virapelled to make five Hifety touch-down* during 
the game. Both aides played finely. 

Ay res was of eapeelal service In breaking their line In the sec- 
ond Inning. Dott dndgeJ with hla usual success, aud DePuy's 
running called forth the admiration of the crowd. We play 
PrinceMn on Friday. 

HORTON. 

THE 



To J. E. BEAL: 



Prihcetoh, N. Y., Nov. I 



The game betwenn the teamsoftlie University of Michigan 
BDd Princeton took place on the grounds of the latter to-day, at 
noon. Theday was clear but very cold, and a btgh wind pre- 
vailed throughout the game, making longdistance kicks or paaae* 
unsafe. The Michigan team was crippled by 



loth t( 



;eat In thi 






hair the wind favored Princeton, and 
Mlchlgan'saQ yard line. No runs we: 
their tackling was strong. eepeclBliy that of WoodruQ and DePuy. 
During the Qrst half. Pease made a drop-kick from the ^-yard 
line, securing a goal. Michigan then worked It down (Inely 
against the wind, but were soon compelled to niuke a safely 
todch-down, and shortly afterwards another. During the rest of 
this half neither side gained any ground. 

The wind was against Prlucelon during the latter baif of 
game, and play was for some Lime very close to tbelr goal lli 
By a fumble or Pease the ball was knocked out of bounds, i 
Michigan secured a touch In goal; the ball was brought out to 
%-yard line; fumbled by Bryan, and Harlan made a run. but ii 
continued for some time Dear the goal Hue, Princeton holding the 
ball and once helug oompelled to touch fur safety, 
brought out again Princeton held the hall for no 
Anally lost It by good roshlng and tackling. Oi 
Princeton the ball was again secured, and was steadily worked 
down to Michigan's goal, and a (ouch-down secured by Beni 
It was puuled out, and another gotten by Harlan. This was also 
punted out, but lost by Prlncetoa, and Michigan made another 
safety touch-down Just as time was called. Mr. Morrison, 
gers College, was referee. 

Michigan Xlnlvenily has cerUlnly honored herself by 
such an orderly, geutlemanly and well-trained team to 
with three of the strongest colleges of the United States. The 
Mliihlgan team takes with them the best wishes of the Prinoel 
team, and though they made us tremble to-day, weftarthat wt 
they come again they will walk off wllh the obampionahip of I 
College League, They were to-dny offered this memberehip,wh' 
Will probably be accepted. 

E. B. CRITCHLAN' 



AUTUMN OLIMPSBS. 



The Autumn clouds are Hying 
Before the rising blast; 

The Autumn winds are sighing 
And the leaves are falling fast 






The keen white ftml hi 

With chilling rimy b 
And rudely rent and tattered 

Red Summers bloomy wreath. 
And leafless boughs are swinging 

Beneath a, leaden sky. 
Where blithe birds late were singing 

Their forest minstrelsy. 

O'er his bladed harvest leaning, 

Wllh praise of the Plenteous Horn 

The husbandman Is gleaalng 
The golden-yellow corn ; 

And a dawn of quiet pleasure 



Inb 



lee appsa 



With lu wealth of glittering ears. 

The orchard trees are bending 

Beneath tbelr golden freight. 
And a glow of gladness lending 

To Autumn's mournful state. 
And a wealtb of purple ladena 

The blll-enoaaing vine- 
Soon pretty feet of maidens 

WllUramp It luto wtne. 

yet gloomy clouds are sailing 



Alor 



ysky. 



And the winds like ghosts are walling 
Wltb a sad and dolorous cry. 

Now the pattering rain is foiling 
On mountains, rock, and stream. 

And the crow and hawk are calling 
To the raven's answering scream.' 



Yet I feel ita tender tone— 
Is responsive In my spirit 

To the low wind's plaintive m 
Tls nature sobbing, sighing. 



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ARS FOETICA. 



BY MK. G. aUlLLS. 



II. 
Mr. G. Quills is laboring under a delusion thiti eve- 
ning. Being fond of Matbemalice, lie was accuflunied 
to solve inentallj' all manner of problems. This partic- 
ular evening he had calculated the contents of his own 
corporofity, and llie result gave him such a flatlerint; 
notion of his immensity, thut he determined tu make 
an actual test of it in liquid measure. The consequence 
of this attempted verification was that he savagely re- 
jected the old aphorism, (Imt figures will not lie. In 
this npirited condition, he thought he heard a small, 
squeaky voice, which seemed familiar. He seemed to 
sec liis former acquaintance, the Imp of Doggerel, 
seated astride the pen. ruck. And they resumed (or Mr. 
Q. Quills imagined Ihey did) the conversation left off a 
fortnight before. 

" Have you come at last to give me a lesson in ver- 
nal versification?" inquired Quills. 

" Yes, If you still want me to. But are you willing 
thus to risk your sanity ?" 

" I have decided. Go on !" 
" Your first lesson will be rather elementary. You 
appreciate the importauce of starting correctly. After 
we once get well started, my aim shall be rathi 
move the stunibling blocks from your path, than to lead 
you along by direct assistance. In this lesson, however, 
I shall draw out from you the ideas that are suitable to 
the subject in hand. Now, Mr. Quills, you will pl< 
summon all your notions of spring into the field oft 
sciousness." 

" I am ready. Proceed." 
" What do the little birds do in the spring ?" 
" They sing," replies Quills. 
" Bright boy I Go to the head of the class ! You 
might have said with equal truth, that they peep, pipe, 
chirp, twitter, bicker, whistle, scream, squall, 
scream ; but you did not. No, for none of those would 
have rhymed with spring. And of words that do rhyme 
with spring, as ding, ring, string, thing, wing, etc., not 
one is in any way connected with bird, except wing; 
and that constitutes no part of the bird's singing appa- 
ratus. Your readiness lu pickiug out the proper words 
shows that you have a particular aptitude for poetry. I 
think that witli a llllle practice and the acquisition of 
sufficient self-assurance toappear before the public as an 
author, you will easily take rank with Miller, Harte, 
gtuddard, Aldrioh, Whitman, and similar soaring song- 
sters of the American Eagle's propagation. Don't you 
seetD up among the clouds, in anticipation ? But to 
proceed with tliese leading questions, what is the result 
of spring showers 7" 

" Blooming flowers." 



' Correct. What If it rain ?" 
" Growing graiu. Come again." 
"Mud?'' 
"Bud," 

" I see that you have caught the Idea. It is as easy 
to catch as the measles. Now if you make mention of 
some lovers, with yonr other material you will have 
ugh to make quite a poem of." 

" My piiniseology might not suit everybody," ob- 
jected Quills. "Would it not be a good scheme to express 
this poem merely lu outline, and leave it to the imagi- 
nation of the reader to All lu the particulars ?" - 
" Let us see what you intend," said the Imp. 
" All right. Here goes. 

sing, 

flowers ; 

spring, 

siiowers. 



hovers, 

alarm 1 

bliss 1 1 

What do you think of that?" 

" That,'' said the Imp, " Is much better than writ- 
ing the lints out in full. The beauty of poetry is the 
rhyme and the meter. A person, when he has coupled 
together some rhyming words, can make his verses 
more perfect by constructing the remainder of blanks, 
than by using words ; for the blanks take away ail op- 
portunity for strained pronunciations and elisions. 
Some folks hold the erroneous view that lofty and glow- 
ing thought Is the true essence of poetry. But most 
poetry pleases by its music and rhyme; the thought 
being left for the reader to discover. Sometimes the 
cadence of the words, as tmiea from a musical instru- 
ment, excite the imagination, and we seem to detect 
these lofty and glowing thoughts ; but, in my opinion, a 
writer that has any particularly striking thoughts, will 
put it in clear, concise prose, ratlier than in vague and 
misty verse. Most verse Is merely the result of me- 
chanical ingenuity. Moore was accustomed to write 
out his tales In prose, and then slowly transform them 
into verse. Poe worked out The Raven, as he would 
have a Mathematioai problem. So before I come again 
you had >>etter review your Arithmetic." 

" I am thoroughly conversant in Arithmetic," said 
Quills. "Cau't you give me further instruction this 
evening?" 

"Not this evening. Some .?' - _ _ 



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COMMBIVTS OH COMMUNICATIONS. 

No, you little would- tie- JunluB-on -tin -wheels, you 
bave not lacerated Thk Chkomicle's reeliofiB at all. 
Your invective, by reason of your not conipreliending 
the aplrit vf tlie article ou co-education, la eiii|)ty ; and 
the edge of your sarcasm tunift aKaluat the wlelder. We 
do not publish your conimunicalinn, for It la evident on 
the face of It that you did not desire us to do en. Flrnt, 
because you wrote on both sides of the slieet ; second, 
because you would have been more curefui iu your or- 
thography and syntax (at leust we liopeso) ; and Anally, 
because your paper contains all manner of oppnibrlous 
uames but your own. Beud that lu, and we will pub- 
lish both article and name. 



Peter, we fear that you are deluding ua. Your 
chlrography betokens a softer name than Peter Rogers. 
We have always had the notion that your ties had 
rather appear in sltk than In print. But as, in your 
cise at least, It is a mistaken Idea, we gratify your tuste. 
But we do HO not merely on that account, but also by 
reason of the excellence of your production. In me- 
chanloal execution it is superb ; but the idea la so start- 
ItDgiy new, that, if we have caught the drift of your 
production, we give an outline of the plot for the bene- 
fit of those that have not the time to evolve it for them- 
aelvee. Canto I. Three big tom-cats make sharps and 
flats on a garden fence. Cauto II. Three boarders' 
teeth are gnashed, much furniture is pmaehed, with no 
thought of expense. Canto III. Three tKiarders tly 
from the landlady's cry for damages and rente. 



Tliree tom-cau oae night wbcn tbe vorld was at rest 

Were tuning awar on Ltie EanJeti Fence ; 
Each rang In the meaaure thai suited him belt. 

Anil the music Ibey mule wm sJinply JinmeDae. 
For the cat. B« you know, EingBiCa rhythmlcftl »oiig. 
Kroralheiimi'a Isieslglow through all the ulghl long, 

Though tho nclghborhootl nil be groaning. 

II. 
Three boarder* were wallltig Hnd gnavfalng their leeth, 

And hurling their fnrulture out of Ihe ruom 
Wllh rurlouB oalha. nt the irln beneath. 

Whose melody deepened the nildulght'a gloom. 
Bal the cat'ilirelacharined.iind through all Che long night 
They aang unalarmed amid ahols len and right, 

Till the people with rage vera foamlDg. 

III. 



n Hnd desire their pay 



Three landladleH 

or Lhoae who will n 
For Ibe boardera roae early to count the cost 
or the nirntlure they out (he window had tosaed ; 

Then they all did away through the gtoarolag. 

PBTEH KUUEK8. 



Last year eastern classic circles went into ecstacies 
over tlie Harvard representation of Oedipus, and Justly 
so; for no expenditure of time, pains, and money was 
spared, but that it should be a perfect success. It Is not 
yet done being talked about. An article in the latest 
Century by the coatumer of the Harvard troupe', gives a 
perspicuous description (aided by apt cut«) of the attire 
used by them, and a glowing eulogy on the geueral 
beauty and grace of tbe Grecian drapery. 

Iteproducllons of ancient classic dramas are nothing 
uncoiiituon in English and German universities, where, 
we Atuericans should be ashnmed to confess, the profl- 
ciency iu the dead languages i^ much greater than 
among u». There, before youtlis enter the universities, 
tliey converse readily in Latin—Here, an acqualutance 
with the classical student of to-day, reveals the fact that 
we have lost the approximate perfection, which our 
colonial history shows wo too once had. The " laudator 
lem|)orisacll" can be rebuked and confuted on every 
polul except the advancement of higher education. 

Instead of sitting idle, and bewailing the degener- 
acy of present scholars, we can easily imitate Harvard 
ill giving a new iinpetutLto classic study and literature. 
We do not i»t«nd to urge the claims of classical studies; 
for every classical student appreciates them, aud every 
other person should be ashamed to display Ignorance of 
the ad vantages coming therefrom, by antagonizing their 
study. Buch aperformancess that at Harvard gives more 
new interest in those wonderful ancients, than car-loads 
of catalogues and magazine articles can inspire. And it 
Is not merely for the interest that it would excite in 
favor of the elasaics, that we advocate such a perform- 
ance ia our own university. It would add immensely 
to tbe already wide and favorable reputation that our 
university and professors have the world over. But the 
principal reason Is, that it is easily possible— As to a 
stage aud auditorium, what place could be better than 
our University Hall, which, when one thinks uf it, 
seems especially adapted for such a purpose? As to the 
costumes, our Faculty of the classic languages are fully 
as able as any In the country to Judge what would I « 
suitable for the play we select ; and the expense (J^dg- 
iug from Ibe article in the Century) would not be very 
formidable. As to training, our Greek professors are 
eminently able to act as those to train, while '82 alone 
can easily furnish those to be trained. And we have 
heard our professors and several able studeuts express 
their wililiigness to engage in such a project. As to an 
audience, the classically educated people of Ann Arbor 
and Detroit would make quite a respectable assemblage. 
And crowds of the sous that the IT. of M. has sent forth 
all over this State and region would come flocking back 
to their Alma Mater on such an occasion. While even 
tbe the non-claaaical man's curiosity might lead him to 
go and see the costumes and acting, and hear the chant- 
ing of the choral odes. If our calculations on an audi- 
ence are not wonderfully out, the expense would be a 
minus quantity. And enough students can be found, 
who will undertake the trouble, for the sake of being 
one of the corps. -j- j - - -(->-- 



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The Chronicle. 



University of Michigan, Satcsday, Nov. 5, 18SI. ! 



B««rd «r BtHMrs. 



•7». HBdlP TOIllrt, If 



idTn-M K. W.c 



11 p]i UK nolK)' Ihc tdltoiB at «iij c[niigr ol 
iddrnacd lo Tui Chiokicli. Abu Arbor. 



EDITORIALS. 



BY Mr. Biircli's offer, published fn our last number, a 
very good and pmetlcal way Iibh been opened for 
tbose wlin tahe an Interest In the welfare of the stu- 
denU to uld the gymnasium fund verj' materially. He 
praposes with ten others to give $30 for the Chronicle 
gyiuQBt^lum fund. His offer has been promptly re- 
sponded to by one who is a friend of the University but 
not a graduate. To all Ann Arbor students this frieud 
is well known. It is Mr. Joe T. Jacobs. While we are 
very glad to receive this from him, we are sdrry that 
tbe sons of the University should allow hint thus to get 
the start of them. They have been in college anil have 
applied themselves to much In-door work, hen(;e they 
must have felt a longing for some iiealthful, invigorat- 
ing esercise. By gymnasium work a man ia not to be 
developed into an athlete with ontj specialty, but be is 
flrat examined by the leaolier and then directed to a 
mode of exeielse esjieclaily to develop those muscles 
wherein he is most deficient. ThuH by attention he may 
become sountl in all parts, and not strong in some and 
weak in others. Bacon well suys, that " diseases of the 
body may have appropriate exercises : bowling Is good < 
for the Inward parts, shoollng for the lungs and breast, I 
gentle walking fur the stomach, riding for tbe head, and 
the like." Without a guide we are too apt to practice 
only that Id which we are proficient, hence the need of 
appliances and direction in exercise, bo that we may 
build up constitutions strong enough to throw off die- 
ease and sickness. 

With these generous offers the ball ia set to rolling, 
and we hope soon to seethe other eight names standing 
by those of Messrs. Burch and Jacobs. They are pin- 
ueent In this good work, and have opened a way ; it Is 
easy for you to follow, alumni and IViends. 



SOMETHING so nnuNual to ua has just occurred that 
it is worthy of more thiin a passing notice. For the 
Hrst time in our historj we have been nble directly to 
compare ourtiystem of atbletica with that of the older 
institutions east. However, more explicitly we can say, 
it has been a contest between men thoroughly and sys- 
tematlcully drilled and men with pluck and energy but 
unsuOlctently trained. The result has been a natural 
one, and considering the unfavorable clrcumstancee, our 
foot-ball teiim hut> done well. When the eleven men 
from our University, who liave but a few times played 
together and who have not had the advantages of a 
gymnasium, can give the" invincible" Hurvardsabard 
battle, and can prove themselves to be, In the words of 
the Boston Herald. " at least the equals, if not the su- 
jieriors, of the majority of the eastern college teams," 
then we may feel proud of them. Vet it seems tliat 
either their pai-tini success In the flr^t game had demor- 
alized Iheni or that Yale and Friucetnti tiave stronger 
teams, otherwise their subsequent bad defeats are Inex- 
plicable. 

That there had not, previous lo their departure, 
i>een enough enthusiasm on the subject amongst Uni- 
versity men ; that before going there should have been 
more practice together by tbe members of the team, 
and that the team, under the circumstances, should not 
have gone so soon, la now very evident. The summing 
up of the gamot is as follows: At Cambridge— Har- 
vard, 1 touch-down ; Michigan, nothing. At New Ha- 
ven—Yale, 2 goals; Michigan, nothing. At Princeton 
—Princeton, 1 goal and 2 toueU-downs ; Michigan, noth- 
ing. 

As this is the first time we have measured our mode 
of ploying with those who best know the game, per- 
haps tills is all that could be expected. At any rate the 
ice has been broken, and If the place offered to our team 
in the college league is accepted, an interest will be 
.aroused here, and from all of the <lepartnienta we should 
be able to secure a team which could hold a prominent 
I place amongst college foot- ball players, and at the same 
' time do honor to the University. 

The most of tbe eastern colleges take great intereet 
in foot-laill, and have teams belonging to the Foot-ball 
League, which alternately visit each other and play for 
the college championship. Should our team desire to 
unite with them, it will necessltute their coming west 
and thus give us all a grand opportunity of seeing some 
of the liveliest of that very lively game. As we are 
strong believers in western pluck and endurance, we 
areconfident that after practice we could make an In- 
teresting game, even for the champions. Then, too, it 
would make a common bond of interest to unite tlie 
various departments. Thus there would be more of a 
patriotic and friendly feeling amongst the students, and 
hence more love to the grand old University. 



The Chronicle. 



41 



Mary E. Dnrr 



j Hbe U 



I Meudvllle. Pa. Ih one of I 
paper. 

LorpnKo Dnvlii iHUClit 
5-7, Bnd hHS since been ti 
BurkeJe]'. Cnl. 

J. C. EhUiu practiced 1 
CoJ. At the laller place li 
he died iliiirtly nfler lila 1 
H. Clark Ford Iibb bre 
8, Willi enuOKli huci^hi t 
iiUtred Into city pollilci 1 



V hBH b<^n tenchlng during the put fnur yearn, 
□eronlie senior clssx III Allegheny College, at 
one of the editors cm The CnmpuE— ilie college 



Abbolt wuB eugHged In JournHllBm In PhiladelphlH 

.Btlnifand arranging severnl plays from the French, 
ihiirt BroB.' type foundry. CIilCHgo. II).. In 78. S 
engsgeU In Jntirnallam and mining In and about Lead - 



jcii.or w 



e Jud 



{ Law at Cleveland, 0.,alnoe 
rnnillyor (nowifuur. He hna 
•cornea member of the Com- 
intlttee be Id now uhnlrmaD. 
tcrbuul & Fox lumber lum- 



Cbarles Foi Is xecreUry of It 
tr company, >il Omud Rtiplds. Mich. 
G. O. Grutr graduated from the Long Island College HoaplUl, 



iklyii.N. ' 



tied [olbe Imr nt Ft. Wnyiie, lDd..and 
n of Aldrlch & Barrett, HI Fl. Wayne. 
r of CbenilHlry In In llie Central High 



Pennnylvanl 

bBamncelliiedaai 
HealBO practices 
inceandHeiiUb. Is 



\l Scbna 



r, for 1 






left college Ir 
sin Detroit.: 



n Midi 



. engage tni 



nglnee 



eMlB- 



alHHlppl." la now ahletdraughuman In llie employ of the Denver 
and New Orleans R. R. 

J. W. Barrett Is a member of the law Arm or Aldrlch ^Barrett, 
Ft. Wayne. Ind. 

G, A. Brlggs IB In milling business with his father at Paw PQW. 
Mich.', and Isalsoa partner In the firm nf HudKOn <£ Brlggs, gi 
eral merchants, Marcellus, Mich. Married Miss L. M, Hudson, 
Paw Paw. June 1, ISSO. 

F.G.Buckley Is practicing civil and mining engineering 
Lendvllle, Col. Hays he has u Qrstrate run of business. Was City 
Engineer up to June last. Married Inkl March Mlu Lottie E. 
Chamberlain, or Monroe, Midi. 

Henry D. Betes Is at Aspen, Gunnleon county. Col., superli 



indlni 






1 United Stales mineral 



. C. C. Baldwin In 

H. a. Baker has been employed In teaching, engineering and 
manufacturing. He Is now teaching nialhemallcs Jn the Berkeley 
Gymnnaluin, a preparatory achool to the Stale University, at 
Berkeley. Cal. Married Mlas Dora Blackstune. of Ann Arbor. 

D. A. Bliby became City Reooriler of Adrian, Mich.. In TT. He 
IB now practicing law ibereand acting as City Commissioner. 

G. P.Brown Is on the slalT of the Chicago Times. Hehaspnh- 
llBheda work entitled "»ewer Gas and Its Dangem." 

C. H. Buckingham was superintendent of stump worka atOro 
City, Col.. 76-7. Manager of Bales mining company and United 
States mineral surveyor In '78. He Is now patent attorney for Ihe 
Wenlern Union Telegraph Co.. In New York City, He Isroarrled 
and baa his home In Ellnibeth. N. J. 

Win. K. Carlln mined In Utah for a year; was for several years 
agent for the U. P. R. R.. In Wyoming Ter.; collected fOBsUs two 
years and hasslncebi^'en engaged In the cattle bualnebs at Coino. 
Wyoming Ter. 

Angle C. Chapln Is leaching Greek In Wellcsley College, Wel- 
lesley, Mass. 

Frank H. Culver, attorney and sollcilor. No, 5 Bank Block, De- 
Irolt. He writes that he will be happy 10 see Ills ctaeaniatea at 
any Ihne. "Unmarried Is all that can be said of me. Vou can 
keep ' unmarried ' standing. It will save tbe trouble of setting It 
up the ne;tl lime yoa give me a notice." 

L. L. Dickinson taauM at Urandvllle. Midi,, during ■78. an 
has since been engaged In laming and dairying ut Grand Rapid! 
Ulch. 



□ In llie University of Lewlsburg' 

tslou, edits a monlhly Journal of 

edllot of Ihe Physician and Hut- 

lor, Mich., and Is secretary of the Lewlsburg Bclen- 

Waa married In IS*>. 

smer Isa member of tbe Qrm of Grlffln, Dickinson, 
Tlintber ift Hosiner, allorneys and couiicUltirB, DetrolL 

S. L. Ulbbard Is engaged lu stuck fariniug at Pink Prairie, 
Henry county. III. He Isa Benedick. 

C. V. Illcks baa been In tbe drag Lualness al Oscoda, Mich., 
during Die past three years wllli good sucvesa. Is uol married and 
" has no prospect In ihal direction." 

H. ti. Hutchlnsdid nut graduate wllh hlaclaia. Helaughlat 
various places In Indiana until June last, when be »aa elected su- 
perintendent of Wabash count}' schools. Urges all his fileods to 
attend the University. 

C. H.Jacobsslnce graduation bai been with Buhl ijona A Co., 
wholesale hardware men. Deuolt, Mich. Married last June Mlas 
Mary Hubbard, of Detroit. 

1. N. Mllchell was principal of Ihe High School at Nlles, Mich., 
In "K. uflerwaida superintendent of seliouls at Hasilnga. Mlcb., 
and Is now principal of Ibu Central Grammar C>chool, at Grand 

J. H. Morrison was asslstanl engineer In the United Statea 
take survey In '7S-T, then on the United Btales survey of Iho Mis- 
sissippi river. Is now engaged In the construction of tbe Alliance 
Nilea and Asbtiibnla K. R. Address, Berlin Center. O. 

A. G. Oven taugbl and studied law till 78. when he look an M. 
A. HlDce '78 haa been principal of Ionia High IJchool. Has eniercd 
tbejunlor class of Ihe Medical Depanmeut. 

Geo. E. Piintllnd Isengaged In tbe lumber buBlneea In Grand 
Rapldti,ln theflraiof WeliellBros. APanillnd. Is prospering In 



Edward I. ParsunH Wugbl from 7a to 77. Htlemards engaged 
In engineering at Leadvllle, Col., and Is now an perl n ten den I of 
IbeMunleChrlstoManunicturlng Company. Plumas county, Cal. 

Henry J. Rubcsou btw been fur Ibe histslx years superintend- 
ent of schools at Huron. Mich. 

Wesley SI saon Laa been during the last live years practicing 
law wllh hla broth, Wm, U. Blsson. In Chicago. 

K, H. Smith Is engaged In the real estate and mining builnesa 
at Muacallnv, la. la about to remove to Los Angeles count}-. i;b1. 

M. W. Uutlord la an attorney In New York City. 

W. A. Spalding edited Daily Herald. Los Augelea. Cal., from 
74 to 78. afterwards edited the Eveolng Express al the same place, 
and Is now keeping books for the Total Wreck Mining Company, 
alTuMI Wreck, ArlEona. Will soon return to Los Augelea lo en- 



gsgel 



ning. 



42 



The Chronicle. 



J. A. BUw>K MDght In Delrolt durlDS Tfl, then tor three yean 
Id LawreDcevllle, N. J^aud Is now kuperlnleudeot or acboalH al 
Hod roe, MIeb. 

T. E. TaylOT gmdnaled rrom tbe Medical Department In 7S. 
having taatbt Id Raglnaw In "TS-S. Waa U. H. Awtataut Snrgaon 
during 1880, aod Ib nnir prKstlotng medicine at Beuionlft. Jileh, 

Ella TbomaH la leuchinK for ber tbird year In Faw Faw. MloU. 

W. C. Tnrner Ja aecretary and trpMiirerof tbe Ameiioao Hdine 
Journal Co., Calumbus. O. Also asiilor member of Uie nnn of 
Turner A Weakley, manaKlbR Lhe HdverHalDg depanmenloT the 
paper. 

Percy R. WlliOD la practlolng law In tbe Arm of Wlleon & 
Stoddart, Culutnbue, O. He la married and lathe&Uier of a (Uur 

J. 1). Wells taaght In Dubuque, Ia.,7i-7; afterwards studied In 
the Union Theological Sum I nary, and la now paator of tbe Cungre- 
gaUoDal cbUTcb al Woadatock, 111. 

Frank Fletcber la engaged In the lumber and veiael buslneM 
at Alpena, HIcb. 

Q. F.QIlchrlsL graduated from the Law Department In TT. He 

C. OIlobrlHt ACo..at Vermllllou, O. Re married laat June Mlaa 
Battle Ivea. at Orone He. Micb. 

Broninn C. Keeler Is eaaUtiinl city editor on [be Chicago TIraei. 
He recently pubilahed a "abort Hlatory of the Bible,'' giving an 

L. C. MoFberaon l> city editor of tbe Columbus Dally Times. 

J. J. SCoddurt is a. member ol the Arm of Wilsons A Sloddart, 
Inwyers, Coluinbus, O. 

Welles Whitmoreli district ntlorney or AlRmeda county, Cal. 
We have teated Honk's oysters, and unsure him that they keep up 
their old repntatton. 

Phannlos of '79. 



n phBrmBcy.nlBcotlavllle, New 



Ira A. Armstrong Is aaali 
York. 

James N.Ayrea Is engiiged la the praolica or pharmacy with 
Colmnn « Son, ol Knlaniuioii, Mich. 

Royal F. Bowen Is engaged In pbarmacy at McGregor, Iowa. 

Wlllla a. Cumpbell, Pb. B., llnlvarslly of Mlclilgan. IKTd, Is 
engaged In pharmacy with Vronch, Rlchaida A Co.. wholesale 
dealers In druga. Pblladelpbia, Fa. 

William D. Church Is iiwlslanl In pharmacy with C. A. Htg- 
glns, at TOI Jefferaon Avenue. Delrolt. 

William W. Cole Ik engaged In pharmacy, In Arm of Dr. H.t). 
Cole A Bro.. nt Moreocl. Mlab. 

Charlee W. Coona la engaged nt pharmacy al Canton. Ohio. 

John M. Eatou, chemlat fur Oenlach BraB.,Z^ Viaduct. Cleve- 
lanil, Ohio. 

Byron F. Dawson has dissolved partnership at Rochester, I nd.. 
and luia taken a posltliin with ScblrlBIn A Co., na ctaemlst In 
charge of their man ufncLu ring esuibllabment. In New York City, 

William O. Klnley was engaged In pharmacy with Koberta £ 
HotchklBs, until interrupted by Illness, nl Hustings, Mich. 

ChannlngT. Oiige taught duihig '78 and '80: Is now In phar- 
macy with A. B. Holt, S3S Wijodwurd Avenue, DelrolL 

Edwin P. Hawley Is In ubargeurpharmacy, with L.C.HtebblDB 
ASon, alPulnesvllle, Ohio. 

Sylvester J, Helmbach la In charge tit pharmacy. Oak BluOk. 
(Martha Vlneyardi Mass. 

Philip 8. Houghton Is lo manufkcturlug pharmacy, with 
Parke, Davis A Co.. at Detroit, Mich. 

Paul C. Jensen was for some time Aaslslant In Pharmacy, at 
Albert Ijee, Minn., and has since been aludylng medicine allbe 
University of Michigan. 

John P. Kelly Is In tbe Department at Medicine and Surgery' 
University of Michigan. 

Robert F. Mull Is engaged In the bunking house of Pblllpaburg 
Banking Company, nt Pblllpaburg, Pa. 



Daniel E. Osborue Is In the Department of Llterattire,ScleDee, 
and Ibe Arts. 

Arthur a. Parker, pharmacist and druggist, Woodward Ave- 
nue, Detroit, and also Instructor In Pharmacy, Delrolt Medical 
Colle«e. 

Arthur U. Vtodlvert, pbonnaclsl, with Faller A Newburn. at 
BMboay, Mo. 

Alfred L. Walker. In maaulkctorlDg pharmacy, wltb Swift A 
Dodds, wboleaoledealara. Detroit, Hleb. 

Albert C. Wehrll, look bla Ph. G, at the Cbleago College of 
Pharmacy, IBTS: now In pracllee of pharoiacf wllb Mr. Harlwlg. 
comer of Chicago and Milwaukee A vennet, Chicago. 

Frederick L. Wllauo, Is In pbarmacj, with John Harvey, dmc- 
glBt.ata» WoodwardAveuue, DetmIL, Midi. 

Lewis N, Wood, was In 1880 with Holmes, pbormadat, at Ann 
Arbor, has alnce been Chemist and Aaaoylst at Konaaa dly. Mo. 

Phamiioa of '80. 

James Buchanan Is oaslatanl In pharmaay at Mount CMrroll, 
Illlnola. 

Fellows la wllb Brown A Co., pharmacist*, Ann 

Waldron A Curlls. pbarmaolsla. Ht 

OGeyer 



Charles E. Foote Ii 
Jackaon. Mich. 

Charles J. Oebauer Is engaged In plinrmacy 



s. Mo. 

Joseph r. Oelaler, lately chemlat wltli Prof. Wheeler, Chicago, 
Is aaslstaot lu pharmaeeullcnl preparations In tbe University of 
Michigan, 

Frank P. Glacier Is engaged la pharmacy at Chelsea, Mlcb. 

John L. Irwin Is man ufiicCu ring chemist with Merrell A Co., 
Cincinnati, Ohio. 

Frank E. Judsnn Is n pharmaolsl at Brighton, Mich. 

Eugene A. Lilly Is a cbeuilsl with Prof. Wheeler, 81 Clark at. 



Chlca 



I. 111. 



Oeiirge J. Lonstorf Is engaged In pharmacy alNegaunee, Mlcb. 

Albert Manu la with E. Mann, pharmacist. Ann Arbor. 

Frank N. Maaa la with Dr. L. D. Cyr. al Negaunce. Mlcb. 

Enoch S. Marshall la engaged In pliarinucy. Address wanted. 

Rollln S. McCulloch Is with McCulloch, pharmacist, al Fre- 
mont, Ohio. 

Fred D. Merrllt Is In tlie drm of Merrltt A Scofleld, drugglsls, 
atWest Union, Iowa. 

Charles E. Payne la engaged In pbannaoy al Port Clinton, O. 

Fred W. R. Ferry la with Tbum Bros., pharmaclsta. al Grand 
Rapids. Mlcb. 

J, Charles Reove Is engaged In pharmaoy, as proprietor, al 
Diiyton,Ohio. 

Charles IL RodI, Inlc prescription 1st at the Elastern Insane 
Asylum, Poll tlHC, Is In tbe Dt^partineutnf Medicine and Surgery, 



.. pbarmaclsla, a 



Wyo- 



Charles W. Teeter la with Teeter dt d 
ming, til. 

Ferdinand Tbum Is In the Arm of Tbum Bros., pharmacists, at 
Grand Rapids. Mich. 

Adrian H. Todd la at home al Newport, N. Y. 

John B. Watson Is engaged lb pharmacy at Coopersvllle, Mloh. 

Frank C. Wolf was engaged In pharmacy at Lexington, Ky. 
He died last May. 



Mr. J. E. Peppard. of '8lj. who was compel led to return to bis 
home. Rumney, N. H.. lust February, on account of hemorrhage 
of the lungs, died on the Ath of August, aner much sufTerlng. 
During his shorl stay Mr. Peppard made many friends in his 
cbiss, who will be grieved to hear of hie untimely decease. 



The Chronicle. 



43 



Qeo. R. Wend lias, 

In Unlvertlly HbIJ. 

Friday evening. Nov. 18. 

" Qntley Slnve " at tlieopen hou*e licit Tuecds; evening. 

"Mn. PBrtlngtoD"nt tbenpem lioiiu nexl Monday evening. 

Severiil pieces at wrelcheJ Bldewalk were overturned on but 
Honday evening. 

AJnnlor pharmlo while wreatllng on Ihe campus, lantSktar- 
dny. had hi* elbow dislocated 

A npeclmenof tlie waler from Adrlun'a new wa(«r lourcR I* be- 
ing analyzed In the Inlramtory. 

Moat c>r the concrete foundation of the library ballding bee 
been put In during tlie paul week. 

" All tliB Rage" glvm a person two lioura of pure, unnduUer- 
ated run, at Hill's opera Iuiubp. Nov. lf!tli. 

The Psi llpsllun's played llie Alpha Delia Phl'i a game of base 
ball Ibe other day. The Psi U's won. and tbe Alpha Dells set 11 
up to them. 

nnt to call the attention of sta- 



itSool 



lud the 



.oloof thei 



mint 



irth b. 



utheengln. 



: thepacklnf 
nblen 



out, and the steam and water were scattered about lively. But a 
very fev minutes before a person was lying directly In range. As 
11 wa* no damage was done. 

The UnlverBlly temperance organization have elected the fol- 
lowing offlcera ; president. Dr. T. P. Wilson; vlce-presldehts. Prof. 
J. B. »leere, C. N. 8mllh, lit, C. Carelne, law, ti. A. Work, medic, 
F. A.Johnson, hnmceop, Graham Clarlc. pharmlc. Miss N. H. Mar- 
tingale dent; secreUry, Jean A. Wetmore : treasurer, W. A. Tol- 
ohard. It Is one of the objects of the association to secure the 
beatand ablest speaken to dellve 
winter In University Hall. 

Judicious advertising Is like the tallhiK of gentle mln. We 
seldom see directly and IminedLately the entire good effected, but 

eoa, Monlaiia, writes: " In supiHirl of your argument that adver- 
tising III TnE Chronicle does pay. you have this r»cU I wanted 
a society badge, and for Information where I should get 11 1 looked 
In your ads., and In consequence 



8 during the c 



nlng 



■ This I 



rough t 



and we give 11 as an example. 

A neat pmcllcal Joko was played on one of our professors last 
week by a young nian wlio Tormerly lived here, but Is now In Ar- 
izona. He sent to his friends a boi purporting lo contain a live 
tarantula. When It arrived here great preparations were made to 
give It a good reception ; a fernery was titled up ; proper food was 
obtained; chloroform wag at band, provided It was ton lively; 
firleuda were Invited lu see the menagerie, and last of all one of 

aaked In to arrange for the dibut of the new alar. All asxenibled, 
and when the ladles had taken positions under tbe tables, behind 
doora. and divers other places, our prnfesioralowly and cautiously 
openudlhe boi. removed, one by one, the many folds of paper, 

a well sprouted Irish potato '. Just then the reporter left. 



"All tbe Rage." at opera Iiouic. Nov. iKth. 

" Siielbaker's H*)e«llca " el the opera bouse, Nov. nth. 

Professor Wilson lectured on temperance In tlie opera houie 
last Sunday. 

All the ladles boiled English III Inat Tburwlay. Tbe profBuor 
■aya tlie boys were more Inquisitive than ever. Wbal wa* the 
rp«aon I 

Any onedeslrlnga good laugh can surely be aeaommodal«d 
by going to sen "Un. FarllDgluu" at the opera houae next Mon- 
day eveulng. 

JudgeCampbell.lD the courae of a few weeks, will dellvera 
lecture in Unlvemiiy hall, In memory of Ihe late Professor Oeorge 
P. Williams. 

The resolutions against the freshmen adopted by the sophs 
bSTebeen photographed. Sorry they have not remembered The 

C'UBOKICLK. 

We publish Thr Cubohtcle Constitution ibis time for tbe 
benellt ol all who may not know the Import of that important 
document. Read and protit by It. 

One of the lueinhei'S of the clnas In masterpieccH. while dis- 
cussing the Utopia, expretsed tbe opinion that " pnictlolug In 
arms would uut be appreciated by the ladles nowadays," 

We have beard of a certain kub who wears none but ISO busi- 
ness suits and Kii dretalug-gowns. and utea no soap unless Itcosta 
ti.UU per cake. His bcimc being In Moulaun probably accounts for 

frof. Wincbelt will deliver a lecture In Unlveniilr hell to- 
morrow afternoon. Snblevt. Bleho|] E. O. Haven, formerly Presi- 
deul of llic Uiilveralty. This is the llrat of tbe regular series of 
isunduy afternoon lectnree. 

At great expense of time, labor, and money, the Ckbokiclb 
board Issued an extra Thursday morning, giving a complete ac- 
count of the Harvard and Yale foot-ball games. Fur the benetlt 

with a full telegraphic account of yesterday-a game at Princeton. 
I The other night when there was a "big" rush, several cour- 
ageous sophs who happened to be scouting In the neighborhood 
of the Medical Department, noticed a "fresh EliO'" being carried 
Into tbe receptacle for dead bodies. Shortly after, meeting some 
freshmen, one of them spoke of the occurrence, saying he bad 
Just seen a ■ fi-eah" ■117. to which the Innocent '05 man In wonder 

eeu some unjust ceo- 
publlBbiog their di»- 

ches sooner. The facts are. that within ten minutes after the 
Blpt of the result of the Monday game II was posted atShee- 
I'e. At to Wednesday's game, we secured no telegram con- 
ning It until ThuTsday morulng. at So'clocli. and within two 
irs of that lime tbe extras were in the Lands of the students. 
1 Again the studenu are called upon to ibunk a man who has 

heretolore helped ua to the uxtentoftTSO towards securing our 
. gymnasium. We refer, of course, to Mr. Hegeler. of La Halle, 111., 
whose Dame has already appeared in these columns. Last week 

I fessor OIney. that the profeaeor had been trying for years to get 

> the Regents to appropriate means to obtain " U re lie's Journal," a 

tending from 181» to the present time. This Journal con- 

i greater part of all the original contributions that have 



tremely rare and very costly. Upon learn 
the set (UOO). Mr. Uegeier drew up a chei 
handed it to Professor OIney. The Journa 



ngll 



probable i 



^w days ago that a copy in good coudltlon was 
ind that It could he had If ordered at onoe. A 
It w»s sent last Thursday eveniug. - -- - 



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If you don't bet lev 



1 In lliel 



hiii> 



There la probHbly no modern plnj, with the possible exception 
or "The Two Orpbans." which caIIb rorlh so lartce a share or sym- 
pelby rromthe Hudlence as "The Qui ley tilAve." 

TbU llmo It cornel from the MedLcal DepartmenL One of the 
l»dy medica In one of her lettere to her parenlii, complained very 
bitterly of the difficulty sha found with material medlea. 

While a senior lit. waa wniidcrlnn about the cHinpua the other 
evening he wbb met by a gungof Iowa and the fol lowing conver- 
sation took place: "Ijiws— " What claaa are yonT" Lit.— "Pliar- 



C. H. Johnalon, lit., ■81. ha- 
thejunlor medics. A team wl 
Meiilcal DopHrtment, and Si^sei 
tberoaelvea. 

Afl^r a long struggle the senior laws hav 
lag the following olDcera; B. X, Rooka, pre 
Woodln, vlce-prealdent; W. F Paxloo. orntoi 
aball; Richard ViileH, toaal- muster; F. F. Tl 
O. BInckwell, treaaureri W. R Woott.poet; O. P. Hnnt, prophet: 
Q. W. Allen, historian. 

The clasa of '89 has elected the following offlcers ; W. E. Brown- 
lee, president; MIsB OraTliompiion. vice-president: L.C.PhllIlpa. 
; F, F. Bumps, secretary; — Townaciid. marshal. Aa 
not yetfoaud out what oneaof the class aspired lo lller- 
irs, Ibay will meet two weeka from to-day to elect the 
erof the OlDcera. 



leeii chosen foot-ball captain by 
be nrgauliad lii each cluss of tlio 
a of games will ba played amoug 



I; Mlas Laara 
s, secretary; A. 



A freshman tnuislalfls " haspUlls regulorum," " In the hosptt- 
Dls Of the klnga." 

Thejunlor phnrmlcs either could not find a candidate among 
themselves or else did not know each other, for the other day 
when Ihey wanted an editor for the University, they pitched upon 

received more than two-thlrda of the votna, but raspectfully de- 
clined the linnor oonferred upon him. 

Prof. »wlOE. of Chicago, expresaea himself aa fbllowa In regard 
loOeo.r.Wendllng. who will lecture m University Hall Nov. IS: 
"Oreat and powerful aa Ingersoll and Cook are, It Is great pleasnre 
to turn from both and haar Wendllng. I apvak only for myself. 
Wendllngadda to great aubjecia a pure and great style. His lan- 
guage, bis logic, his Imagination, bis enunolatluu, his melhod, are 
all of the old Everett and Channlag acbool." 

We clip the following from Bro. Gardner's Lime Kiln Club ml- 
umn of the Hunday Detroit Free Press: 



e heada 



DeraofBll 



Considerable stir hns been made during thi 
rushes. After the Kellogg conceit laat week,! 
foracaneruah, and after aevoral canes were 1 
rapped, plenty of clotlies lorn, some few rolled In the mud, 
etc. the sophs came off vlctorlnus. The next evening 
men got out In Ibroe. and assisted by the ahouta of meni 
olber classes and departments, undertook lo rush, but were met 
by the powerful reslslance of but two sophs. Thpse they succeed- 
ed In putting over the fence, nfler a long struggle. During the 
next day ohallenges were posted, calling the laws out agalnal the 
Ills, butlhe professors by kind requesu succeeded In preventing 
a disturbance. On Saturday a noiluo, signed by memberaoflhe 
dllferenl faculties, requesting a ceasallon of ruehlng, was bulle- 
tined. Since then It bus been comparatively quiet. 

The class of 'M met In secret conclave laat Haturday afternoon, 
and, according to the solemn riles of that mysterloui order, pro- 
ceeded as follows tocleoi offloera for this year. A clialrmnn and 
secretary of the meellng were elected, and then (liey proceeded 
to nominate and elect the offlcers. Mr. D. H. Campbell was elect- 
ed president by acclamation; Miss Ellsa Darling, vice-president; 
and Mr. J. F. Oallaher. orator. Just at this InCereallng stage In 
the proceedings a member of llie claaa entered, bearing a ahot- 
erylhlng became unanimous, and a motion, that 



tcreUIlieBccaiinUiidU 



p apply for sdmlssloa. 



their lubsclptlou furibe cur- 
ie AssodsiIoB shsll eonatUule 



TicLB IV, Bio, I. ThcoUlcfn of Ihli AuodalluD shall consist of i 

1. 3. The Prrsidenl ■hall prrilde st sll tocctlngi of tke AsBodallon 
:. S. Ttar secretary and Tresuircr thsU k^p a record of sll proceed 



luld n 



II inn 



Inatloi 



rest of the odlcersi and that they be voted I ; 
upon all the same time, was msde aud carried unanimously. I : 
Thereupon the chair nominated Mr. W. B. Cady. for hlalorlan ; 
Miss Lsura Hills. Beer; Mr. B. B. Bounetl, Becretary: Mr. H. H. 



LTlDg be(D proposed. Id writing, at a meeting of 



liable for the placea, Mr. L. O. Morey was n< 

Ice of (oast-maater fell to| Mr. B. T. Gray, 
iia that 'Kf has passed lliruiigli this Is the 
IS been but one candidate fbr any position. 



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TheCii]iimbliin|>c'L'Uitrir mid tlie Argo nre n* iiivlOnK In np- 
pcnrHiice and lire edited vrllli >ib mucli liinio nn anyofour eiulinii- 
gea. Tlie ciimmciiri'ineiiL nuinberof tlie Biiwilola Orient Uiujiiiil 
arrived, iind 1« mii»l jjnyly Ureiwecl. Of llie new pHpere, the Le- 
lilRliBurrlH theniiiit iiKmcIEvc we hnve yot received, 

Mniiy or llie paiierii tliitt hnve appeiired during (he past fort- 

loplcs. and HlNuL-onUilnii iiiiiUt'r»r more nr lean iceiicnil liitereitl. 
Reports ufQeld-dnyB are pi-oiiiliirnC II la lo be regreited tlint llt- 
emry Hrtleleii iireiiuo/leD tou iiuiuuroub to review piiiperly, iind 
too long to ci.py. 

Mueli Inlcreal Is expreiuied In llie eniitern trlpofoiir tenin. 
Tlie many diKadvnntnGeH under which U pluyx prevent the KUineM 









« list CHI1 be dutie wltli bucIi prepur&tluu ua l> posalble now. 

Uiir eiclmDReR nre pleiined with Tub CnitOHiCLE In Ite new 
headings. The unly nerlcius trouble the piiper given them seeiriK 
to be occasioned by the slue of our department of pemonul IMina. 
AHonr llsis name aevcnil hundred nlumnl nuliBcrlbera warmly 
Interested In thin panof the paper, and ak our local renders, to 
Buy the leuBl. never object W It, wc must beg our exchanvee not to 
ba agitated If we continue our present oourue. 



FOOT BALL. 



FromlbecompeudlouareconllD the World of lut Monday, V 
BelfCt H few Items. 

Yale IB well Batlstled wltli her t«am. It contulna five mi 
from Inst year, and the Record anya ibut It line as good a tine of 
rnshcniislt ever bnd. or could wish for. It In engaged to piny 

Prihceto.n, OcL ISlh. defeated Rutgers by three goals and (Ive 
touchdowns tonoihlnic: on the 22d. Stevens, by seven goals and 
Dine touchdowns. The college hopes to continue Its tour years' 
champlouship another senson, at least. 

Our last last IsBuennnoiinced that the Couratil had published 
a RUppleinent giving a lull Ubleof IntoroolleglatB base-ball aver- 
age . We should have said the Record. The Courant now pre- 
sents ua. n< a supplement, a complete edlllou of Rugby rules, 
amended up to dat*-, with a diagram of Held. 

Hahvard played adniwn game with the Britannia Club at 
Hun tree I. Saturday, the most succeesful team In Canada. Har- 
vard had defeated It three llinea. aa It has also two other Canadian 
teams, at Co nib ridge, the past raoolh— the Monlreale on the 2IHh 
by two goals to nothing, and the Ottawaa on the 23d by seven goals 
and twti touchdowns, lo one giml. The Harvard papers nre well 
pleased with the team. Its average weight Is 1,57 pounds. It Is 
engaged to play Columbia, Maturday, Nuv- Sth. at Cambridge, and 
Yale on Nov. IZth, at New Haven. 



CLIPPINGS. 



8Idc« '76. when the Rugby game w. 
73 goals. 77 louchdowni, wllb only 1 goBi and S touchdowns by ber 
oppon en U.— f Record . 



The house wan fUll— of them.— (Ex. 
PnttI thinks of glvlni her llrst concert a 
ichange. 8ha has lieiird that the price ol 



Her Buckle Bboe. 

Rondo, 18Q0, 
Iler buckle shoe ye bootnian dyd 
Mnkoof ye smootiie. sotlakyn of kyd ; 
Cull low. yecylk liose to reveals; 

A dnynlye. upturned pynimyd. 

Full lyglitlyoo'erye Hi>orshe slyd— 
(Wben at ye ball ye festyve fyd- 
He called ye couples for ye reel|— 



— fArgo. 

mUKtltbeln youth T— (Ex. 
tered Vaisar this year.— [Ex. 
iru the old cat's felines. -[Ex. 

Oirnell Is to have a series of billiard game* fbr the champion- 
ship of the college. WhalnextT-(Newp. 

College prayers at Harvard are voluntary, and will be con- 
ducted during October by Edward Everelt Hale, during Novem- 
ber by Phillips IlrookB.-[Ex. 

Mrs. A.T.Stewnrllsbulldlnga new college In New York, to 
rost >t,OOO.Uua- It will be the largest In America, non-seclarlau.oo- 
educatliinal, and expenses will be put at a very low flgure-— [Ex. 

Prof. In Political Economy: "What word meaning money In 
Latin shows the fact that formerly cattle were used as a medium 
forbarterT" Junior; " Ballloii."-[Ex. 

" Mr. Boatman.'' said a llmid woman to the ferryman who was 
rowing her ncrosi the river, "are people ever losl In thia river? " 
"Oh, no. ma'am," he replied, " wealways Qnd 'eni agala within 

a prominent renturo. and Mys severely: " Ih this perfectly plain 
toyounllT {Fre-hmeQgrln.j 1 am aware, geutlemeu. that It Is 
long ilreshmen grin audibly), bull hope you see the point. (Slight 
pedal applause.) It Is called the poiu attnonm. of wblch t hope 
you see the appllcallon." (Loud aiiJ continued applause.)— {Ex. 

Uncle Renins' Stories tor the Children. 



If wll Is badinage, v 
Drowning her klttut 



sked 



Did the Freshman always get Ihe boiler of Ibe Sophomore T" 

>oy. ns be sat the nexl evening perched on Uncle 
mua* knee, his curls mlugled with the white fringe that 

Unele Remus seemed lost In thought: his eyes were flied on 
: celling, and bis hand wua absently stroking the bead of the 
le boy. who had U> repeal bis question before l^ncle Remus an- 

" Youi so II ke yo' n 



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same BtorleB 'boat de RnlmlleB dal I'l wlltn' ^ an. She alluz llbed 
bees lie BWry 'boul Brer Freuuan an" d« gHlv." he added. *IUi a 
tvlnkle In hli eye. The lltlte bny Iniilatill]- deniaiiiled the atory. 
" Brer FrnmaD iruz a bad mail." said Uncle ReinuH; -Indem 
UMMdeanlmllea J ey culled 'Im a 'niadiBr.' do- I d'lio' wat de 
na«A raeant. One ev'nin' Brer Freininii imnoded he bar' twel 1 
•hunellkeUe lukkey's bncii, an' be put on hiB pants irld de Inu 
ohecb, an' he go to make a oalUn' on Mlwi Meadows ati' de Kali 
Brer Bophmosb. lie wuia-lyln' roun' p'mlscus. mad eza suappci 
'onuse Brer Fresinan fool him befo'. So dis ov'ntd' he "low UaL h 
glteven wid blm sbn' DulT. Firs', he git a iinlAl crowd o' llitl 
boys loslHn' ouUldeun' holler an' lam' at Brer Fri^iman. Blme 
by Brer Freaman ha gll mail an' rush outeii de do', io niaab d 
small boys. Den|BrerS<>phinaali put a string bero' dedo. an' wei 
Btummel ober de cord, an' (tail on' d 



hblst 



Li' Miss Mead 



N dey 



leiib de room wId dere noae* In de air, an' Bre 
'bicegeil lergltouten de boube, a-eussln' an' swearln' awful. Den 
BrerSophmimh he gU bebln' de blggesl tree dcre wui, nn' he 
about, ' Howdy. Brer Fresman,' be xei, seiee, ' ennyboay got yon 
on lie strlngT' he sez. ■ Trubble allna Is a-cord.ln-to de doub.' 
seiee. 'Oh! youz a mnsber. you la, an' you got de solt mash on 
;o' hat.' an" den be bang onler de tree an' latT. an' den ship uulen 
depiaeellkedepop-aohnon de hot shuvvle."— [Argo. 

One Day. 

WbeD flery Laolrer vllh mighty scratch 
Upon the mountain's back baa III his match ; 
And »ben old Zephyr with his bellows gay 
H«a puffed the budding morn lorull blown day; 
When Sol has driven past tlie midday goal 
And down Ibe westward course begun to roll; 
When creatures of a day have three times drunk. 
And Morpheus haa tucked each In bis own bunk ; 
Whan Hadam Night at bashful Vesper's call 
Has thrown about our heads her old black shawl ; 
And when Ibe tastdeep stroke of twelve Is done; 
Oneday Isflnlsbed. and one more begun. 

—[Yule Record. 

"Hun, moon, and stars rnrgot," quoted a Junior after flunking 
In Astroaomy.-(WlUlams ACbennum. 

Oreek has been dropped from the Hat of required studies at 
Cambridge, England.— [Rock fbrd Sem. Mag. 

First senior read* nromHchlegel: "Clirlatlanlty was Inlrodnoed 
Intn India about the end or the fourth or the beginning of the itnti 
century'" Second senior: " Was it the rourth .jentary B. C. or A. 
D.f" Both rer^rtoScblegel. -[Lowell Leave*. 

The following Is a copy of a latter received by the secretary of 
the alau of 'ai : 

Tlis only snrrlTlDa member of ilie claaa at Un sends greetlnc ta ibe olu* 
Fallhrslly yours. 

JAB. S. GOODWIN. M. D," 

-[The Dartmouth. 

Why Is the earth like ablackbaardT Because the children of 
men multiply on the face of It [Yale News. 

Some IngeiilouB ubserver baa discovered that there Is a re- 
markable resemblance between a baby and wheat, ilnoe It Is 
cradled, tben threshed, and anally becomes the flower of Che C«ra- 
Ily.-tEi. 

One of Hie best known college presidents has bit upon an ef- 
fective epithet to apply to the optional courses now In vogue In 
some of the colleges. He calls It "the restaurant plan of educa- 
tion. "-(Pa. Col. Monthly. 

"Mother, dear," Inquired a Jnst eighteen. " why Ib this arrow 
wbloh IbeJUDlor basjusl handed melike the perfume on my tier' 



WisatliDE with CUmIc T«xt«. 

The story of the circus man wlio paid n collegiate 110 for pro- 
viding " mon oh Ipplc iiggregatl on," an a properly linpresxlve title 
for his show, and then died of a broken heart ut the end oftheaea- 
son when he learned what whs the true meaning thereof. Is H story 
which seems likely tn enjoy cunilnueil popularity In the follow- 
ing form : " A BiH>ton man huu Just been slionlhg all Ihe sights of 
that charming city to u New Yorker. ' And now.' said he, ' tell 
me honestly, U lint this city thoroughly unlqueT' ' Yes. Indeed.' 
was the repl.v. 'uiiiH. one, eguiu, hor-«." With this may be com- 
pared the remark of tbe si'pb'imore at examination lime, that " If 
he Bhould lose hU 'pony' he would lose his equilibrium ; because,' 
as he explained to un iiwe-Htrnck rreshinan, " the word cornea 
rruni eqiuu and libruia, iind Ihoretore slgnlfles a liorsaof bixiks." 
Perhaps It wuh tills freshiiinn to wboiii tbe Inslructur Bald: "Yon 
seem tobeovolving tbiil tranHlnilon fnim your Inner omseliiui- 
uess;" and whu responded: " Well, pri<f«isi>r,'by llillb Ciiocb was 
Iranslaled.' and I thought 1 would try Hon Horace.'' 

ffe qaetiitaribut luienitl a^tttiulora iieriiisf'K r»e(— "The Que*- 
lore Bhould nut be obliged to eat glodbilors." 

Iiimpaat fhim ei iu>tlt—Cttfir jjwdim (n itle: " Pompey nte 
clams In the nighl ; Ccesar by tbe pailful In the day. '—[New York 
World. 

Tha Snn and Moon. 
Two Irishmen were talking about iho tooon and sun 
"Sbure," says Pat, "the sun gives a slronger light." "But the 
moon Is more Benslble." replied Mike. "How will you prove 
IbatT" arleo Pat. "Oh. alsy enongb." says Mike. "Prove It,*' 
cries Pat. "Faith," repllea Mike, "the moon shine* at night, 
whin we nade It. But (he sun shines In broad daylight, whin a 
mon wld one eye could see wldout It."— [Ex. 

Columbia Is to have a new library bulldlDgoosllngfSSO.OOO.- 



The Is 



notable 



e In 






luB colleges have received. Within tnat 
een given by prlvale IndlvIdualB In Ibis 
country to the cause of eduoation.— [Ex. 

European History Recitation.— Instructor: "Wballsa natural 
radary, Mr.S.(arur a considerable pause): " I should say that 
ilu ral boundary wasany natural phenomenon wblcb happened 
lomeon the boundary line."— [Record. 



of bequests t 



And sbe—said she believed It. 

And ah I she seemed lo lean on me. 
Heraweet breath played upon me. 
I've done the same to scores at girls, 
But tbis bad near undone me. 

What's that you sayf "Fine thing to tell !" 
Why, sir. It was entrancing. 
" You dun'l doubt that— bulntlll 'twos wrong T" 
Oh 1 Prude I We were but danol ng I 

-[Leblgb Burr, 

What Is the relation of a university loan ordinary college t It 
a step-lltrlher.-[Ex. 

John; "lean marry any girl I please." Tom; "Because yon. 
n't please any." Joe; "Hebad belterget a IttUegal-an-try."- 



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Our poet »nft tliHl tlie brat lime l» aludy the book or iiatuio Is 
"when Hutuinn tarim llie leKves."— (Argo. 

Whiillatlie>ba|>eor n kLaKT Wliy, Its a-llp-Uokleof eonrse. 
-]Ex. 

MIsB Vhii Hnilth |trrltln!{ n notice for tbe aewliig «>clet]r,' 
"SImllluiy'Aitiio supplied u-ltli oiiMlm,' ur ■ CnilJren lupplled 
wlthuutntnf " MlwHrowti: "Oli! Itiluit't mukeuiiy illirerence, 
Wlilulievcr tliey Inkc. lliuy cerlulnly wmdI llieiii icUhout JUn."— 
[CiiJ mil bla SpeulAlur. 

When a bank ■■goea up" It geneniHy talLK to"i)oinfl ilnwn."' 

"A prudent miiii," BiiyR a willy Frenchman, "Is like i pin. 
HU head prevents him (j-oni guluK loo far." 

TbD /uriner that " mi rupldly llirou|h bla property" wore a 
rednlilrtundhaihlBbrlndlebulJ bohlhd hlin. 

Tlie aeHtheteM of Biulon are dully galiilQg atrenglh and auur- 
ance. TLuy now ipOHk of liaub as " muB»lc". 

" Why don't you have some alyie about youf" mtd Ibe roan 
wbo bad luoked along u mile or burbed tunce Tor ait etitnince. 

A landlady wan curoplaliiliig that ahecouldn'i make both enda 
Hieel, '■ Well," aald a boarder, ■' why uut make >jue end vegeta- 
bleu.'— [Coumnt. 

" Jt la iieverloo lale Id men^," which U the reuuoa the ahoe- 
inaker never baa your ahoeH done at the time promti.ed.— [Ki. 

"Urldget. I cannot allow you to reuelve your lover In the 
kitchen any lunger." " Il'a very kind or yuu ma'um, but he'a al- 
muHttuiibaabrul to oome Into Ihe parlor. "—[Ex. 

"laanybiidy waking on yonT" AHid a polite dry diioda clerk to 
a yonng lady from the country. " Yen. >lr." replied the bluablng 
dumael, "tbat*i lay fellow outalde; he wuuldu'l coiue lu 
alore.' --{Cabinet. 

At Yale, 'm bua been viotorloua la Ibe cla«a ahnmplonablp ae- 
ries. AlAiuhi:r>t.'81airrleiioff tbepalm. 

Coluiubla Collrge baa an endowment of about t5,000,0(W. Tbe 
toUl Income or the CuUege Is t321,817.[W. 

The present week aeems likely to be made memorable by 
appoarsiice for the flrat time In tbe Eastern arena of a foot-ball 
team from tbe chief oollega of tbe West. The men of Mlchlgai 
University have arrabged to play with Harvard to-day. with Yale 
on WeduBMlay, and with Prlncetou on Friday.— [N. Y. World. 

'■What's that fellow doing, John r' "Why, he's a natural 
'■ What's tbalt" " Why. one who catches gnam, in be sure." 

" How do you pronounce B-t l-n-gyT" Professor Stearns asked 
tbe young gentleman nearest the foot of tbe class. And thesmni 
bad buy stood up and said It depended a great deal whether ih 
word applied lo a man or a bee. Ou to the bead young fellow.- 
[EK. 

A Foni-Ii«aT«d CIotm. 
A little tOur-lesTcd clover 
Pressed In a book,— the algu of happy Ale. 



And then, my darling clover, 

I to help her bent, by ehnnoe 11 fbll, 

Our niigerN met above thee. 



— [HarvBrd Advocate. 



She's a dear little Hundny-Bchool teacher 
And pmctlecs JUKt what she's taught; 

She con form* to her word) all ber actions. 
And treats every man as abe ought. 

She*B HI pious that e'en on the street 

Hliould yiin meet her, you'll clearly dlso< 

»he'll piously lakeand return IL— ;Crlm 



Bui. t 



Zaoonl MlBcelIaii7. 



We call attention lo the new ailvertlseroentof the Pope Manu- 
Itacturing Company, of Boston. Tbey aro tlie mauuliiclurers of 
"CulumhU" Blcyule. 

S. C. Andbbwb' new and elegant Bookstore, 13 Main street. Is 
now open, with a heavy stock of Books, Stationery, Plclures. and 
F ram es. Art goods. 



8. C. ANDBEWs'atouk, In No.lS Huron etreet,lsbelng closed out 
at coat, and less. The sale Is percroplory. and goods will he 
slaughtered. 

Ho.v.Oeo. EC Wendlino win lecture In University Hall.Frlday 
evening. Nov. ITth. " Mr. Weudllng's power as an orator Is cer- 
tainly very marked. He rose io hetgbts of genuine eloqueuceand 
carried the sympathies of hla audience with htm.— [Cincinnati 
Oaiette. 

TheHon.Oeo R. Weiidling la an aocompllshed achoUraud 
orator, and has devoted a great deal or lime and atleutlon to the 
subject matter of his dlsciiurse.— [St. Louis Qlobe- Democrat. 

A man of prepusaessliig appearance, pleasant voice, gracetUI 
gesture, and oralorloul girts iif high order. A lecture ay atematl- 
eally arranged ; expreitsed In well chosen language, aud delivered 
with force and ease.-lCblcago Times. 



The CiaABETTB of the KiHHBT ToBAcoo fJoKPAHT. suooee- 
aors Io Kinney Brothera.SIS to &S West Twentj-seoond street.New 
York, Justly enjoy the highest reputation orany almllar manursc- 
ture In this country. In the Aral place, only tbe Unest rice paper 



iimile' 



dby tl 



! tbe 



, Injui 



Tlie world prefer tbe Illy or tbe rose. 

'nierosel Who will may love her: 

But thou and I. my clover. 
Know who IH dearer than tbe Rowers of earth ; 

Know how she knelt beside thee. 

And. laughing, surely spied tbee. 
But, with a sweet smile or appealing inlrlh, 

8be coyly passed thee over. 



lilac, arsenic, and other health-sapping sophls- 
>und In tbe Inferior papers ueed by other Arms. 
Tbe Kinney Tobacco ijompany make a great number of brands, to 
ault every shade or taal« among cigarette smokers, and Iheappre- 
lun In which these are held la amply atleated by tbe fact that 
y are largely sold In every city In the world, aud wberever 
Ir merits are known, to tbe exolualon of all other makes. For 
a real delicious, sweet smoke, try their latest cigarette, the Cork 
h-Pleue Sweet Caporol. _ _____ 



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1'he Chronicle. 



LITERARY XOTES. 

Ions: A Psycho I okIchI Slufly." by JmneB Sully. D. Ap- 
Jo.— Tlilg e^teelJent little work Is Lliolhlrty-Uilrd .volume 
iriiBllonnl BcleiitineSidrleii. Like alt Ihe volmiies of that 
eaaontlally piipulnr In IW chBiraBter. It irenln tlie quea- 



Prlnclpal altentloii \» given to 
Tlie view adopted U that lllus 
reiperreolly sane and vlgoroui 



i> the! 



Bmentalstiitfaaiiddeinentltt. Wtille 
1 between lllualona and hnlluclna- 
UonB— that lllusluni are simply partial dlKplacementtiortheeiler- 
nsl fkct, wlille balluclnnlloDH njo total displncementii— the nutliar 
clnlniM with Jtiatico thatllie tvo pnm into aiie unothpr to InHcnsl- 
bly thattliey may both bo ooiigldered as oue for his purpwes, and 
annsequeatly treats of both tOKOllisr In his worlc. Dediilng 
llluslonn an any npeclcB of error which cnuiilerTults Imiiiedlatp In- 
tuitive knowledge, whether a« senne pertieptlons or otherwise, the 
author altempta to explain all the errors or the human mind 
which do not come under Ihe head of riillacln or SaXw, liiferenpei. 
He divides his sailed Into fbur principal parts, irentlnK flmtor 
the llhisloniofthe perception; then ofdreHinHaB lIlualoUH; third. 
thellluslouBor memory; fiHirlh, the lllDBlnns of belief. Each di- 
vision of the subject Is considered fully and the resultR are sum- 
med up Id an admirable manner In the last chapter. Altogether 
It Is a boob that Is both Interesting; and Instructlve.and we lake 
pleasure In recommending It to our renders. Foriale by John 



Hr. F. W. Helmlck, the well-knovn muBic dealer ar 

Ita line. "The American Juvenile Speaher and Songster 
tended to supply the want long felt In our public scliuols 



departments, Selections [n Poetry, Choice ThouRhts, Dtulogiies^ 

notice or Dila bunk wllhuul saying u word of Its compiler. Mr. C. 
A. Fyke. This gentleman attended our own Colverslty for some 



forly cents per copy, or It.ffi per 

tend to teach. For sale by John 

"TheOrlgln of Nntiot 
the University of Onfurd, 
Library. Like Its predeci 



hlthcrti 



, "Wit and Wisdom of ncnjnniln Dlsmell, Fjirl of lleaeons- 
deld." New York : D. AppleUin iK Co. For side by John Moure — 
Lord Beacon sn el d 's m OK t wonderful gift was the powerof min- 
gling In his writings or spt-ecliex a prufuflon of epIummmaUo 
brevities, wise nud. otherwise. He eouhl put more siillre. more 
wit. more genuine thought in one little Kentencelhan nearly any 
oilier literary man Of this century, and his works are peculiarly 
adapied to a preseiilaLlon by yirec-mealt as Is given In the book 
before us. This book Is maile np of characl eristic eilraoU from 
speeches, books and sayings of their noble HUthor. These extnicta 
are given tllles suggestive of iheir central thought, and, with ref- 
erence to these titles, arrange<l nlphabetlonlly. It Is a pleasure la 
ramble through these various selections. Brief uplnkiuaof con- 
tempornry statesmen and nf remarkable events of his parlla- 
inentary career, vivid deiicrlpllouB, profound but keen blu of 
thought, satirical nuggets, etc. arc found In such charming cun- 
fndon that we cannol but acknowledge the charm of ti.e book. 
We imperceptibly And ourselves pcissesslng the secret of I^ird 
Beaconsfleld's power. The great criticism upi>n the I alter'a novels 

and a general prol Ixlty. Bl 

contain. These furni the real cream «f his 
cream that makes up the contents of the I 
should read It its kuour Lord Beeconsfleld ui 



"The Story of the Riigllsh Jacobins" Is anarratlveaooounlot 
the persons implicated in the charge of high ireaMiii lu 17UI. Mosi 
of these were members of the l^ndun Corresponding Society, and 

Ings of thcaSBOclatlon. The objects of this body were primarily 
reform In ttie method of representation In parllameni and the 

object of suspicion by its manlfeauitluiis of sympathy for the 
French Revolution, and Its leading members werennally Indicted 
fur high treaaon by Pitt's ministry. The materials of the book 



lude Jud 



cently b. 



Iiubllo. I 



s uBe of Ihem. Too much light cannot be 
sriod of English history, so fruitful In pulitl- 

iil diacustlou as to produce almost from the same soil Burke's 
RellectloDs" and Palne's "Rlghuof Man." The work Is pub- 

IsUed by Coasel, Pettcr, OalplD & Co., and for sale by John Moore: 

'rice, 23 cents. 

"AShortHistory of theBlble." by Bronson C. Keeler. Chi- 
cago: Century Publishing Co.— This little book Is designed as a 
lopulur account of the formation and development of the cnuon 
if tbe Bible. Written, perhaps, nrom the Etaudpolnt of the best 
niideru biblical criticism. It certainly Is nut irom that of the most 
'everent scholarship. Nu honest believer In Ihe Bible can object 
o u thorough examination Into Its origin and the validity of Its 
lUthorlly, and such radical altempu as Mr. Keeler's to show a. 
purely nalural basis for Its myeleries ought ti 



iby » 






We 



e popul 



twuchaplers on the civilization of the Etrnsaans and that of the 
British Celts are especially Interesting. In the second part, on 
ethnic affljillles, he traces the relatiooshlpB eilKting between the 
various pagan nations mentioned In the Scriptures. The subject 
the author has undertaken Is an extremely wide one, and he de- 
serves much commendslion for the manner In which he has 
brought so vast a theme Into such a comparatively small epace. 
The book la In pamphlet form, and can be obtained at all book- 
stores, or from Its publishers, Messrs. J. Fitzgerald dt Co., No. 143 
Fourth avenue, New York. Price, 1& oenla. 



Mr. Keeler ought to be severely condemned for Intemperate an- 
imadversions Kgalnst honest opponents, and. In many respects, as 
Eclentlflc biblical critics as himself. We recommend this book tu 
those who wish to know the basis of the modern Idea that the Bi- 
ble is not miraculously Inspired, but has had as natural ao origin 

Messrs. Will T. Thompson A Co., of Bast Liverpool, Ohio, have 
sent us a new song by that popular song-writer. Will T. Thomp- 
son, entitled " Bury Me Near the Old Home." It Is by uo means 
inferior to the other pieces corapoaed by this author, and Is quite 
javorably spoken of by the press. For sale at all muslo-stores. 
Price, U cents. 



TH 



LE. 



UNIVERStTY OF MICHIGAN, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 18S1. 



Detallfi or ex-Presldeol Tappan'a last illiiem have 
not yet b«en received ; but tntelllgence cume to uh that 
he expired on Tuceday, the 15th inat., at bis home in 
Vevay, OD the eautern shore of Lalce Leman. The news 
will Tall with the ehocic of a personal sorrow upon the 
hearts of all the older alumni of this T/nlveraity. Sel- 
dom has a college president done moretfnr an institution 
than Dr. Tappan did for bis ; never perhaps was a col- 
lege president more admired and beloved by his pupils. 
To the present generation of students he is simply an 
historical character; but there is perhaps no one of us 
who has not heard glowing accounts of bis personal 
characteristics from some of the older alumni. We are 
told that be was large in stature and had the post of an 
emperor; and that there was In his intercourse with 
students a certain largeness of nature, a certain dignity 
or >>earlng, a certain openness of character, and a certain 
warmth of personal interest that went directly to the 
students' heart. Tlien too coupled with the superb 
qualltlesof his bearing towards his students, there was 
a general impression that be was in some way the em- 
bodied spirit of the University. He was not an equal, 
but a leader among men in college and sivic circles. 
When be came to Ann Arbor he found a mere school ; 
when be went away he left a University. During his 
administration departments were added and courses 
multiplied. The Chemical Laboratory was begun. The 
Scientific and Engineering courses were opened. The 
Observatory was secured and built. The Law depart- 
ment was added. The dormitories were swept away. 
And, most important of oil, public opinion on subjects 
of education was aroused and enliglitened. Thus by 
the energetlt; qualities of his leadership, by the charm 



of his personal presence, and by the frequency and 
striking ability of his utterances on educational topics, 
be made a most powerful Impression on the students 
gathered about him, and on the educational system of 
the State. His figure In bronxe ougbt to have a con- 
spicuous place on thecampus; but whether bis memory 
Is so lionored or not, bis work and his Influence can 
never perls b. 

In the first issue of this volume the attention of our 
readers was called to an improvement that the Lecture 
Board mBde,'ln ordertojmake Ihelrentertalnmentsmore 
enjoyable. ThesuccesGand benefit of reserved seats Is no 
longer to be doubted. But during the summer months 
a still greater change has been wrought in another direc- 
tion, which will be especially gratifying to theatre-goers. 
For the last five months workmen have been busily en- 
gaged in repairing and improving Hr. Hill's opera 
house, and the success they have achieved Is truly some- 
thing grand. On entering the house as It now is, no one 
would recognize it as the dingy old theatre of last year. 
Tbe walls tastefully painted in dark, rich colors, the 
celling also Improved in the same manner; the hanT 
unpalnted chairs and benches, replaced by neat, perlb- 
rated opera chairs, and neatly upholstered In the par- 
quet, gives indeed a changed appearance to the bouse. 
Tbe old heating apparatus has been removed, to give 
place to steam. And un the stage, the entire change 
of scenery, and theenlargingof tbe stage Itself will add 
greatly to the charms of many plays. We, as students, 
certainly owe to Mr. Hill a recognition of these improve 
ments, and this recognition surely will not be withheld 
when we consider the class of entertainments that he 
ofilbrs. Such plays as Mrs. Partington and Oalley Slave 
ought always to attract as large an audience aS were pres- 
ent at the presentation of these, and although many 
were disappointed at not seeing Maud Oranger in the 
latter play, it was on account of sickness and not 
through any fault of tbe management that she ftiiled to 
appear. Let us now by a large and liberal patronage 
show Mr. Hill and Mr. Whitney that they Can safely 
bring here, the best that Is offered at Whitney's oper« 
house in Detroit: i /-> 



so 



The CHRo>fiCLE. 



ToThb CBKomcix Amteiation: 

Q In accordance with the requirements of the Consti- 
tution, I submit my report as Treasurer of the Associa- 
tioD for the second semester of 1860-81. Auy one who 
desires to see the accounts for the whole year, will And 
Mr. GofT's report In Chronicle No. X. of last year. 



To balance firom F. QolT— 

To •dbaorlpUoiii 

ToadvenlMmanta 



B; R, A. Beal, prlDlIng 



B; approprlMtloii (or new Board 

By QyniDBilDDi Fund 



• 1^ eS t 1,3BE 



R. T. GRAY, Ez-Treararer, 

Mr. Wendling was greeted last nigbt by a fair audi- 
ence, notwlthfitaDding the unfavorable state of the 
weather. His lecture fully equaled the anticipations of 
tiioae who went to hear him. It was an able shcolarly 
address. His manner and delivery were uniformly 
natural and easy. Hie flow of language was' interrupted 
but ODce or twice by a moment of hesitancy, and at 
times be would become truly eloquent. The lecture 
was about two hours long, and tbeattentioD of the audi- 
ence was held throughout. The subject, aa announced, 
was Voltaire, but as Mr. Wendling stated at the begin- 
ning, it was rather Voltalrelsm, and his object was to 
show bow little the great infidel and his modern Imlta- 
tiora have done for tbtf.amelloratlon of mankind, aud 
the folly of looking to them for guidance. The 
speaker began by Baying*_tbat for the evening be 
would lay aside all religious convictions, and requested 
the audience to do the same that tbi^y might examine 
the question without prejudice. He gave an account of 
Votaire'a literary career, his early successes and failures, 
his visit to England, bis connection with Bollngbroke, 
and the English School of LIberaliata, and his life at 
the court of Frederick, the Great. But tbe lecturer's 
object was not so much to review the life of Voltaire as 
to trace tbe influence of his writings on the thought of 
tbe age, and to examine the claims of his disciples of 
the nineteenth century. Leading infldels have always 
been advocates of religious lil>erty, and have claimed 
that their object la the emancipation of the race from 
superstition and bigotry. But these same men are,often 



tbe most Intolerent, condemning all forms of religious 
belief OS superstitious and not aliuwing other men the 
freedom of thought they claim for themselves. In an 
eloquent pasaage he contrasted the philaiitn>phy of the 
stage, as exhibited by modem infidels, with that shown 
by the followers of Chriitt. Wendling closed his 
lecture by declaring that ;he could not accept such 
men for liis gulde.jbut that he was obliged to turn 
Ills eyes to the man of Nazareth whom he oonsldered 
the only truej;utde^to the truth. 

The University Musical Society have been at work 
preparing a number of entertainments for the coming 
season, that, for pure artistic quality and merit, bid fair 
to surpass all their former efTortB. A portion of these 
entertainments, given under the auspices of the society, 
are to be given In a series, styled the Chamber Concert 
Course, and these concerts will be participated In by 
our best local talent and such foreign talent as can not 
fkll to render them interesting and commendable to our 
mualc-loviiig community. Season tickets for the flve 
entertainments are out, and are for sale at Sheehan's 
and by the committee of the Choral Union. These 
tickets are double and single, tbe double admitting two 
to each enterlainment for three dollars, while the single 
tickets admit one at tbe same proportional rate, except 
In case of the pupils of the Ann Arbor Bchool of Music, 
to whom a deduction of one-third Is made, In view of 
the special musical advantages they ought to enjoy at' 
the hands of the community. The number of these 
tickets Is limited ob account of the limited space in the 
hall. The first concert takes place on the evening of 
November 25th, and will be given in the new lecture' 
room of the norlh hall. On account of a general deaire 
on the part of the public, the management have decided ' 
to reproduce on the evening of December Sth, the Ora- 
torio of the Creation, which was given with so much 
success last season. The ability to produce such a work 
in ourUnlvereity Indicates a geuuloe musical culture 
of which we may well feel proud. And further, the' 
Btudents and the community at large are urged to con- 
sider the eflTort made to create and augment a thorough 
musical centre In tbe Univeraity and in the town, and 
the result already achieved In that direction. This 
time the chorus, considerably re-enforced from our own 
midst, will still further be strengthened by a large 
numt)er from the Ypsilanti society, so ttiat it Is expect- 
ed to present to the public of Ann Arbor at this concert 
a well trained chorus of at>out ninety voices. The man- 
agement congratulate themselves on having been able 
to engage the following artists who will appear on this 
occasion. And first is tbe well known Renimertz, who 
gave sucb pleasure last spring in the same performance,, 
and all who heard him then will contemplate with 
pleasure the opportunity, thus aflbrded, forbearing him 
again, for It Is rarely that U)e Becitatives and Arias of 
this masterpiece are rendered with so much flnlsb and 



- The Chronicle. 



SI 



spirit as by thin prince oForatorio Hololsta. Tlie soprai 
ist MisH Emma Heckle, wtio sang with so much success 
at the Cincinnati Musical Feittival and elsewliere In 
oratorio part^. She Is regularly engaged as soprano solo- 
ist at the Central Husic Hall, Chicago, where she enjoys 
tb« reputation of being one of tht> finest interpreters at 
oratorio music. The tenor soloist is Mr, B^chab Tandy, 
of the Delaware AvenueChurch Choir, of BufTalo, N, Y., 
who has met witii much distinction both in the United 
Slates and in Canada in tbe rendition of concert and 
oratorio parts. One of the Detroit papers uaya of bliu : 
"He has a very powerful tenor rebuBlo voice, well 
adapted to oratorio music, and we hope to hear him 
Boou in coiniectiou with some of our musical societies." 



I» uonpequence of tbe renewed Interest In Rugby, a 
combination game was arranged for last Saturday. Ai 
eleven picked ^m tbe Seniors aud Sophomores was 
drawn up against one selected fn>m tlie Juniors and 
Freshmen. Tlie weather was quite cold and the wind 
strong, though In spite of this It was one of tbe prettiest 
games ever played on the campus. In tlie Srst innings 
tbe Junior-Fresh combination obtained a touch-down, 
but before thty bad time to try for goal the referee call- 
ed time. In tbe second Innings there was some sharp 
and brilliant playing, Dott making several of his char- 
acteristic runs, while Wormwood, for the other side, 
made a run of ai>out four-flftbs of tbe field, thus racur- 
lug « touch-down. It was probably tbe finest run ever 
made on tbe grounds. In this Innings tbe Senior-Soph 
eleven made one touch-down and tbe Junior-Fresh 
two, though on account of the wiud none yielded a goal. 
Game decided in favor of Juuior>Fresh by three touch- 
downs to one. 

For severalyearspasttnuch attention bae been call- 
ed to the University as a Christian Institution. It has 
been assailed on diametrically opposite grounds. While 
somehaveacGused tbe University of being IrreliKious and 
inttdel .others have said that toomuch countenance Is giv- 
en to religion. One party has petitioned the state legisla- 
ture to call us to account fbr teaching Christianity ■ the 
other, through the medium of denominational papers, 
has accused usof trying to discourage religion altogether. 
To these accusations our honored President has made 
answers In his last report to the Board of Begeuts, and 
wo give here a brief summary of his argumenL The 
University, In spile of all these charges, has always 
claimed tbe right both to church religion aud maintain 
its Christian character and to do this without exercising 
compulsion or forcing tbe students to any form of relig- 
ious worship. When in accordance with tbe petition a 
committee of the legislature inspected the religious cus- 
toDu of the University, tbey reported that In no man- 
ner was tbe freedom of tbe citizen infringed upon. On 
the other hand tboBe who have tsken tbe trouble to In- 



spect the institution In connection with the opposite 
charge have found us as practically true to the principles 
of Christianity as any other Institution. The Univer- 
sity being a State institution can not of course occupy 
any other ground In respect to religion than that oocu- , 
pied by the S.tate itself. Tlie State of Michigan being a 
Christian State governed by Christian principles, we 
find tiiat in the Uulveraity Christianity is not merely 
tolerated, not merely not proscribed, but Is honored 
and cherished. We have public religious exercises in 
chapel throughout the year, although students are not 
compelled to attend. There are good reasons for this 
freedom. Young men and women of the average age of 
twenty-two can not be elevated In this religious charac- 
ter, by involuntary attendance on religious worship. 
Moreover to make such attendance a condition of enjoy- 
ing the privileges of the University Is a violation of that 
freedom of opinion and conscience inherited by every 
citizen. It Is, too, evident although under this liberty 
tlie number In attendance may be less, the number of 
uctMvi worahippera is quite as great. But mere atten- 
dance on chapel exercises is no criterion of tbe religious 
condition of a University. It depends rather on tbe 
number of voluntary religious organixatlons kept up 
among the students themselves. Such oqfanizatlons 
have existed In the University for manyyears and have 
never been more vigorous and active than at the present 
time. Every possible encouragement Is given them by 
tbe Regents and members of the Faculties, In securing 
to them convenient apartments for their meetings, and 
in countenancing and aiding their eSbrta in tbe course 
of religion and morality. In addition to this It has 
Iwen a long established practice to invite the students 
of all departments to meet Sunday afternoon, twice a 
month, to listen to religious discourses delivered by dif- 
ferent members of tbe Faculties. Attention Is alsoc^led 
to the fact that out of eighty members of the Faculties 
sixty are communicants in the obunibes of the several 
Christian denominations, and seven, though not oom- 
municants are earnest co-workers with tbeae churches In 
their various benevolent operations. As a general thing 
these members of Faculties are among the most active 
and useful members of the churches to which they be- 
long. Every Sunday school In town with one exception 
Is under the s u perl o tendency of some one of them. 
Several of them both clergymen and laymen have often 
been called upon to preach or take part In movements 
for moral improvements and reform. We do not under- 
stand bow an institution wiiose body of teaohera con- 
tain so large a proportion of Christians and of whose 
students thirty-three per cent, aie memtiersof churches, 
can be called unchristian. In whatever way we regard 
It the University of Michigan will be found to be as 
fully in accord with Christian principles as any Institu- 
tion In the country. The only difference Is we do not 
try to parade our religion before the world. 



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The Chronicle. 



ORTaOQRAFHICAL flTUDIIIB. 

There ws* b wldcMl oaslqae 

Wbo oppreued tha poor and Uie wlqoe ; 

Ha w«Dt one wlqDe 

Borne gold to Rlqne,— 

Tbe Tietlm, though nil que, 
HIi TOjkl probotcia did twlqoe. 

There vu a yonng Udr of aioaceater 
WlK«e pareuu tliooglit they had loaeeeter ; 

BdI a violent breese 

Blew her oot of tbe treem 
iDto wblch tlie old ball bad toaeeater. 

niere were three very frleky yoans beam 
Wbo each bad a reaax In ble neaox ; 
When fiu-tbmt rrom glnm 
Thej were;et very Mumm;— 
What tbe dence was tbe caaee, d'ye 'ipeanx T 



ARS POBTICA. 



BT MB. G. QIJILL& 



III. 

"To-cUj," oommenccd the Imp, u he took ■ crow 
I^ged position on the dictionary, " we were to have a 
few ]ov«-lin«i, as it were, eh? Yon need not tafci 
phi ltr« to Incite an amorousmood; for some of the mo«t 
slobbering effoslone in this line have been penned by 
ascetic old bachelors that would blusb, turn tall and run 
away. If a feminine should perambulate Into their Im- 
mediate vicinity. How Is this tbr gusb, written, I be* 
lieve, by one of that tribe? 

" Waa ever love like thla, my love T 
Waa a*er love like thli U T 
O, kill ma wllb thy love, my love. 
And oover me np with klwet." 

Our present Intention is to do nothing nearly ap- 
proAobiDg that, but if we should accidentally slide off 
that direction, we give the reader fair warning, and he 
may either skip it entirely, or take It In small doses di- 
luted with acidulated water. Now, my young friend, 
start up and show what you can do." 

" O, you were going to teach me, you know," ob- 
jected Quills. 

"A neat way to express one's innermost yearn- 
ings," replied tbe Imp of D., " is in tbe form of a son- 



" What is a sonnet ?" inquired O. Quills. 

" A little lyric of fourteen Hues, wi " 

"Fourteen lines," lnterrupte<l Quills. "Imuat 
have written one last night tiiev. I tbougbt the sub- 
ject demanded more than fourteen lines; but tbey were 
all I could grind out." 

" Let me see It." 

Quills produced from one of the drawers of his desk 
a much blotted' scrap of paper, on which was thefoUow- 



My Love, Iq tbe ll|btor my lamp dimly barDtos 
I lit all Uie nlgbt. my heart ever inmlng. 
Revolving and thnibblng. dlstraeled and yearning, 
Believing and donbtlng, believing again 
In the troth of thy love and cnnrtlng lU chalD. 

Awaken, to doubt nsaln never, and never 

DlntruBt thee, bright star of my llfe-a early morning, 

Thon beantirul aniel my pathway adorning, 

Aa faltbAil in lovlug «a iboa art rearlea* la warning, 

Hy wlaerand purer aod holler part, 

Tbon lamp to my feet and tbou balm to my heart 1 

No I doubt OUT dlatrmt abali nevermore ding 

Between thy aonl and mine Itaolninona wing. 

" Ha, ha," laughed the Imp when he had read this. 
'.' So you are trying to banish ail doubt from yourheart? 
Want to make yourself believe that the sweet maid ia 
notfickle? Brave efibrt ! But it is no sonnet." 

" Why not? It has just fourteen lines." 

" Yes, bat that Is not all that distinguishes a son- 
net. There must be a certain meter, a certain arninge- 
ment of the rhymes ; and what Is most important, but 
not generally observed, the first eight lines should l>e 
an antithetical Introduction to the reel gist of the son- 
net, contained In the last six lines. When I was smit- 
ten with Catiope, I wrote one on the sweetness of the 
strain " I love thee." Bnt If the Guardian Angel of 
theEugiisb language will foi^ive me for committing 
such violence upon her prot^^, I will never do so 
again." 

"Let me see yours. I showed you mine," said 
Quills. 

At this request, the Imp took from the folds of his 
pen-wiper cloak a sheet of paper on which was written 
tbis; 

There's mtiale In the string of belli ttwt girda 
The flying hvree. Tbe notes so dear and strong 
Of boms and plpea to Orpheus' real ml belong. 
Bere'i melody— tbe lowing of the lierdi. 
The rustling of tbe trees, the song of birds, 
The rieta and mellow notes at minstrels' song 
That Doat tbe maglo hasp's full chords along. 
There's music e'en In dry and empty words. 

But " I love thee " contains a purer strain 
And softer tone ; It gives a atrouger thrill 
Than soug of birds; Its cadence turns the bralo ; 



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" The sonnet," continued tlie Imp, "is too restricted 
a farm for a new beginner to put the expression of his 
■entiment In. He cannot burst forth Into the raptures 
which a more liberal veree allows hlni. Now, If you 
waot to write a lyric, here are a few points. Imagine 
tliat you are to be separated forever from the girl you 
love, ejaculate how year heart burns, you hfad aches, 
your boeom swells, etc.; swear that you shall not part, 
and you have a Brst-class lyric. Go It !" 

After considerable blottiug and scratching out. 
Quills produced this: 



Wben partnl oace I We Bhall not part ! 



And muBl Dot— no, (j»d oaver part ! 

" It might be worked up Into a scene from an opera, 
mightn't It?', queried Quills. 
"How so?" 

'> Bonaething like this." : 
Tenor. How Oercely butni ray fyrena brain, 
And wildly beauiur bieedlof hean.,— 
That we infty never meet Again 
Wheo parted odc« I 
Atprono. If it« mill port, 

I know tbj Image, dear, will iblne 
Ever In my boeom '■ sbrlne. 
Baby Mine. 
Seih. O.nol O. not We mnst not part, O, do I 

For how In Lbe world onutd we itand It u-o-of 
For two inch bearts— twoyoDtbnil breaata, 
BbowD bound togetber by luob teaU 

And must not~no, can never part I 

[Buib iDtoeacb otber'i nrma.] 
O, DO I O, DO I It's all " no KO." 

We would not ft-ooi each other go, 
No. not n>r Joe, 
O. noK>.o 1 
[Tablean, wltb Are from her Ihtbor'a blnDderbau.] 



OOBTHB. 



The position which Ooethe is entitled to occupy In 
the literary world is not appreciated by most Amer- 
icans. Until late years not very much attention haa 
been given to the study of German literature, and even 
DOW this study Is, as we might say, in Its Infant?. 
Th«re Is hardly a German author that is not worth some 
attention ; but Goethe stands as far above his fellows 
that he should receive most careful study. Not only is 
he superior to all German authors, but, in our opinion, 
his equal cannot be found In the literary history of any 
oonntry since the thne of Shakespeare. Hesurpawes 
them all in grace of style, beauty of sentlmeut and 



depth of thought. Students of Ooethe will, we think, 
agree wltb us in this estimate of him ; and we propose 
now to give a short sketch of his character and literary 
work, with the hope that It may induce others to glvp 
his works the attenUon tliey deserve. 

Previous to the time of Goethe there was no recog- 
nised German literature. The French language was 
considered the language par excellence, and all litera- 
ture waa based upon the rules of the French literature, 
artificial as they were. Attempts had been made by 
Klopstock, Leasing and others, to throw off these 
restrictions and produce a German literature. But,' 
since they followed the forms of the classical French 
and Italian literature and tried to to engraft them upon 
the German language, their attempts naturally lulled. 
When Goethe appeared upon the scene there was but 
one writer who had, In any measure, succeeded in doing 
what Leasing had tried to do. This was Herder. He 
bad succeeded In giving to German prose higher quali- 
ties than any previous writer, Goethe, however, hav- 
i ng the l^eneflt of his predecessors' experience, succeeded 
where they blled. He formed the German language 
and showed the possibility of a beautiful and elegant 
literature In that language. His Influence In this direc- 
tion cannot be over estimated. His prose became the 
recognised standard in Germany, and all other prose 
writings were Judged by comparison with his. His 
style became the criterion of literary excellence, and by 
the early part of the preeent century the language be 
employed had become the established Idiom. " It was 
Goethe's verses wblcb made Schiller's flow; and he 
lent to Bcblegel the fulness whereby he converted 
Shakespeare atmoet Into a German poet." 

There Is no author except Shakespeare who fhowa 
such a " many aided " mind as Goethe ; and even 
Shakespeare shows It In a less degree than Qoetbe. 
Shakespeare's mind could apprehend and understand 
all phases of human life and character; but Ooethe 
ooniblned with this power that of understanding and 
Interpreting nature. Human nature and physical na- 
ture were alike understood by him. Although he was, 
In the truest sense of the word, a poet, he was no 
dreamer. Science, politics, diplomacy— all were within 
the range of bis mind. HU power of Imagination and 
analysis were equally strong, but he kept themseperate 
exoept in so far as one aided the other. He oouid turn 
from the ecientiflc study of the rose and write a t>eau- 
tifbl poem in honor of the flower. He could, at the same 
time, In smooth flowing vereea, express the moat beau- 
tiful and the most philosophical sentiments. He was 
sentimental ; but his sentiment was of that kind that 
can appreciate and express the varying emotions of the 
human heart without being ridiculous. His mind was, 
so to speak, cast In the universal mould. He was at 
once a deep thinker, a sound reasoner, and a keen ob- 
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Bopblcsl poet; but he eo combined phlloeopby and 
poetry that in his hands they became one. 

Goethe poeeeBsed one very striking peculiarity. 
Whenever he was under the influence of any great 
entbusiaam or emotion he was not satlffied until he had 
given them some verbal expreeslon. It la to this that 
we owe many of hie worke. They are tbe outpourings 
of his own troubled soul. Qoethe was a man of much 
doubt, notwithstanding his strength of mlud. Hie life 
both aa a writer and as a man was oDe ot continued 
, earnetit striving towards the highest excellence. He 
was always striving for something hlgberand better; 
and when, at last, be recognized the futility of his 
struggles, he gave vent to his feelings In the Immortal 
drama of J^tisl. Indeed, in nearly every one nf 
Goethe's dramas and novels it is Ooeihe himself who 
speaks to us. It Is this characteristic of his writings 
that brings them so near to us. They appeal to the 
heart as much as to the mind and perhaps more. His 
poetry is not " divine ; " It Is thoroughly human. In it 
we can see not only Qoethe the poet, but also Goethe 
the man. He speaks to us as a trusting and trusted 
friend. We sympathize with him and feel tliatbe»<ym- 
pathlzes with us in all those doubts and fears wiilch 
trouble the human heart. As Carly le (laya : " Goethe's 
poetry Is no separate Itaculty, no mental handicraft, but 
the voice of the whole harmonious mauhuod ; Day, it is 
the very harmony, the living and life-giving baniiony 
of that rich manhood which forme his poetry." 

We have said above that Goetbe Is uiiequaled by 
any author since the time of Shakespeare, and the com- 
parison there implied we now wish to distinctly slate. 
Goethe can be compared only to sueh writers as Shake- 
speare, Dante and Homer. Yet he is difTerent from 
these and, In a certain sense, grealertban they. Homer 
is specially epic; Bhakeepeare la specially dramatic; 
while in Qoethe we find a blending of the two. Most 
men reach success through concentrated etfbri; Id one 
direction ; but with Qoethe the rule was reversed. The 
broader bis fletd of action, the more splendid his 
achievements. In one way Qoethe was above Shake- 
speare, and that Is In elegance of expression and 
breadth of thought. Qoethe, however, cannot be said 
to he a successful dramatist. He lacked two of tlie 
esseni iai elements of dramatic success— Inventive genius 
and rapidity of movement. Those of his plays which 
are Intended for the stage are the poorest. As a writer 
of dramatic poems we doubt If he has an equal. Qoelz 
vtm Berlichingen and I^mont, although possessing much 
merit, cannot be said to be successful. On the otber 
hand, Iphigenie, TaMo, and Hermann ».nd Dorothea 
are successful in every sense of the word. In delinea- 
tion of character Goethe is surpassed by none. He 
breathes Into each of his cbaracters the breath of life, 
BO that they appear before the reader as living, moving 
realities. There la nothing artificial about them— nctb- 



ing strained. His characters can always be understood. 
Nearly all his prominent characters embody some noble 
idea. We do not flud the principle of evil given a 
prominent place butlnonecase— tbatof Mephlatopheles 
—and even here it is to make the good more vivid by 
contrast. Where can we find more noble female char- 
acters than Iphigenia, Dorothea, and Margaret; where 
finer manly types than Goetz, Orestes, and above all, 
Faust. We think we are Justified In saying that In all 
dramatic literature of whatever age or country there is 
no character that can compare wilh Faust. He has a 
reulity possessed by no other. Hamlet la the only one 
that in any way approaches him. 

As in ilia delineationof character, so too, Goethe baa 
no equal In modern literature In his power of picturing 
nature. We say In modern literature because the poetic 
appreciation of nature has grown up with modern liter- 
ature. Cowper, Wordsworth, Byron, Shelly— none of 
tbem are equal to Goethe. His love of nature amounted 
to adoration. He wan keenly seusitive to its beauty, but 
his appreciation was not confined to the merely superfi- 
cial aspects; it penerated deep Into itsheart. He presents 
nuture to us not as a '' mere catalogue of forma," but tn 
all the varying and elusive aspects given by atmosphere, 
color, light and shade. What a rich and varied land- 
scape he paints for us In Faust's walk with Wagner ! 
How lie brings before our eyes the picture of a spring 
day wlien man and nature, both clothed in holiday 
attire, are rejoicing In the warm, mellow Bunshlne I In 
no language have we found anylbing that can equal it. 
To Ooetbe, nature Is an open bouk revealing the work- 
ings of the Infinite Power; in nature he saw the embod- 
iment of Divine Intelligence, and It Is In this spirit that 
he pictures nature In his works. 

Whatever may be the opinion of coming ages Inre- 
gard to Qoethe, he certainly now holds the highest posi- 
tion in modern Ulerature. We can say this not only so 
far as German literature Is concerned, but all literature, 
for Ooetbe is essentially cosmopolitan. He has the 
power of reaching the heart of every man whatever 
may be his nationality. We cannot better close this 
short sketch than by the following quotation from 
Oarlyle : " Certainly there Is not, probably there never 
was in any European country, a writer who with so 
cunning a style, and so deep, so atistruse a sense, ever 
found BO many readers. From tbc peasant to the king, 
^m the callow dilettante and Immorato, to the grave, 
transcendental philosopher, men of all degrees and dis- 
positions are familiar with the writings of Ooetbe ; each 
studies them with atTection, with a faith which, when 
it falls to unriddle, learns to trust; each takes with him 
what he Is adequate to carry, and departs thankful fur 
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CORRBSPONDBNCB. 

aball We Join the Leagne? 

The eventa or the past few weeks huve been Buffl- 
cieot to arause cnnshlersble entbuHiasm among students 
iu the forinatioii of a strong foot-ball team. From the 
results of the games recently plaj ed tn the eaut, there 
can be but one conclusion, and that is that with proper 
training and practice we have right here, in this greatest 
ioatitutlon of learning in the west, Diuterial fnr a foot- 
bail team that cannot only equai any team In the coun- 
try, hut In all probability carry off the championship 
of the Inter-collegiate league. 

Your correepundent has iiad an opportunity of ood- 
versiDg with different membera of the team lately gent 
east, and It seems to be the opinion of all, that we 
do much better, If the opportunity should ever present 
Itself again. The Boston dailies are lavish In their 
praise of the playing qualities of our team, while 
Princeton students say that rarely, if ever, have they 
seen aa fine a set of " tacklers." 

Now here is a game In which we can, as every one 
wilt admit, make a respectable showing in comparison 
with other first claas eolleges. Why then should we 
not embrace the opportunity and not let our enthusi- 
asm, however little it may be, die out? In the matter 
of boating we can tJo noting, as we have not the natural 
advantages for such sport. There then remain only 
two other sports, which may be termed characteristic 
college games— base-bail and foot-bail. While there b 
no doubt but that we could secure a first clans nine 
among the students, still It is a mournful ttusl that we 
do not " take to " base-ball, and It Is next to impossible 
to arouse any interest in It. We then Lave Rugby alone 
!eft ta us in which to win fame and reputation. 

Aa is well known to most students, we have now a 
clmnce of Joining the Foot Ball League, and it is our 
opinion that some action should he taken soon. There 
seems to be an opinion among many that the Atculty 
will oppose any measure looking to an action by which 
a few students would be compelled lo lose a few days of 
college work. Perhaps we are wrong In anticipating 
the action of the faculty ; but, nevertheless, we can not 
refrain from setting forth our reasons why the faculty 
should give iU consent to our Joining the league. We 
learn that several professors have been of late discoun* 
tenancing any furi.her movement in sending teams 
away, even threatening their uncompromising opposi- 
tion to such schemes in the future. Bnt, then, there 
are always some men who believe In a system of gov- 
ernment of a college similar to that of a ward school. 

Although we are not la a position to have a class 
spirit, still we can and ought to cultivate a university 
aplrit, one which will make us have a deep feeling of 
love for our Alma Mater, when we have gone forth 
ftom her walls ; and especially a spirit which will cause 



us to be active alumni, always doing what we can for 
the Interests of the University. This can only be 
brought atraut by some bond of union, as was well said 
In one of the editorials in the last Ohruniclb. If we 
are never to be engaged as other colleges In such mat- 
ters as that of which we are speaking, many of us will 
seldom hear of our great University after leaving It. 

In all probability many of the alumni of this Uni- 
versity have seen newspaper notices of the recent games, 
and have had their hearts touched with pride at the 
recollection of their grand old University. As was said 
by one of the professors a short time ago, there is very 
little in our western collies to inspire respect for one's 
aima mater; and nothing, In fact, to cause us to remem- 
t>er it, other than the place where we received our edu- 
cation. 

We are not contending that, as small children, we 
ought to be rewarded for any little act of self restraint ; 
but we do claim that the students, in cheerfully acquies- 
cing to the wishes of the faculty In regard to rushing, 
acted so In good spirit, and One which showed that tiiey 
were in favor of good order and an at)andonnientof 
those practices which might possibly bring discredit 
upon the Unlveratty. Now then, when it Is the unani- 
mous desire of the students that the faculty not only 
give their consent, but even 'encourage our legitimate 
and manly sports-^uch as our fbot-ball projeots — we 
think it decidedly Illiberal for them to oppose it. 

We understand that those professors, who have 
spoken of the matter, did so upon the ground that thir- 
teen or fourteen students would lose a few weeks of col- 



esrary to ask for about ten days of absence during the 
whole year; and as a good proportion of the team will 
come from the professional schools, we think that the 
objection is not valid, especially since nearly twice that 
amount of time is lost by the delegates of the various 
secret societies attending their conventions. 

The Tlianksglving game between Princeton and 
Yale has come to be one of the notable eventaofthe 
year. This game Is played at New York, and the net 
proceeds to each club are between four and five hundred 
dollars. At that rate where would our "gym" fund 
swell to? Why could we not arrange to play such games 
with Racine every year during the Thanksgiving re- 
cess, at Chicago? Surely, If the faculty will allow i^s 
to make a reputation east, the Chicago games would be 
a success financially. 

We hope that the Athletic Association will take this 
matter of Joining the league In hand, and present it to 
the faculty iu as strong a light as possible. We can not 
think that the majority of our faculty will be so narrow- 
minded as to refuse a request which la granted by all of 
the eastern colleges. The question of what the faculty 
may do Is only mentioned because lately some of the 
professors In speaking of the league, have shown a nar- 
row-minded ne^ts only equalled by the weak and silly 
attempt of Dr. UoCoeh to attoUsh secret societies. > 

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BoanI or Editors. 

Mutter J. E. Bi*L. ] Oncril Lllei 

Turhrat TDida. B. T. G>ir. I Penonili.... 

Eictmnse* B. WirLIt. Jl. ] LUermrr No) 

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EDITORIALS. 

HERETOFOBE it lien been unforlunBt« for the ene- 
cewor a needrul rerorni that wliile favored by a 
lar^eniajorilynf our tliinklng'iuen in private iife, tbe 
power to inaugurate it hae been with tbot>e in office who 
fear it will take Trom their Influence. Tbey too recog- 
nize Ihe advantages to be obtained from a change in the 
method of appointments to our civil service, but even 
the least sagacious of our congressmeu look forward to 
" an IndorBement of their course" In tlie ehape nf a re- 
turn to their seats, and they now think to bind Influen- 
tia) constituents to then) by appointing xome of their 
Mends to a govemmenlal position. In other words, 
with money from the United Btates treasury they will 
buy the support of men able to reelect them. Thus Is 
there an untiring scramble for ofllce, not as a reward of 
merit, but as the result of patronage. These very men 
who hold the offices at their bestowal are beginning to 
feel that they are pay log dearly for the benefits Buppnsed 
to come from a Judicious placing of public ofBces. They 
are harrassed night and day by tbe repeated Importuni- 
ties, even ofmen unknown to them; they seldom return 
home for a respite but that their welcome Is broken in 
upon by a pitiful story of unrewarded service or expect- 
ant want; they return to their duties and the malls un- 
kindly deluge them with petitions tbey dread to read. 
There are no more vacapt places, but does that matter ? 
They have dogged the departments until they are 
ashamed t« he eeen longer prowling about, but isn't 
thereroom foronemore? Their time Is demanded for 
tbe affitlrs of State, but this case is so urgent. How as- 
toDlsbing It Is that independent, conscientious states- 
men will submit to this I 

But if this were tbe only evil, happy would be the 
country ! It ia when we see Ignorant servility crooking 
its band for bribes In the custom-house ; it Is when 



behold arrogant ^elf- Imports nee denying ba aooommo- 
datlons in tbe poAt-otBce ; It is when Incompetent men 
sneak into positions of truxt In tlie departtncnls, anvl 
competent men, who perliapa have served their country 
on the battte-tleld, are discharged without cause, It Is 
then there goes up a cry fora reform which must come. 
Wecannot describe the present method of appointmeota 
better than In the words of Qarfleld when he said; 



<e working hours of Heimkin Knd RepraMmta- 
tlvea 1i hnrdly Bufttelent lu meet the demandii madeapon them In 
rrrprenre to appiilntmeiila lo olllcs. The present ajiatem Impalni 
the efllclenc)' i>r the legl*lators : II degrade* theclvn aervtoe; It 
repel! rroin Ihe lervlce thow high nnd mHDijr qDalltlea wtilcb Krs 
•o neoeanary toivpureatid amcleiitBdmlniatnitlan ; sud flnal If. It 
debHuchea the public Riliid I17 buldln^ uppobUo offlce, aa the re- 
ward of mere parly e«I. To rtforin thu lervlet U awq< UeMpAfil 
and nunlimpemUtit ilutitM qf ttaleamajuhip.'* 

Nothing further need be said concerning tbe evils 
attending our present system. PresldentsOrant, Hayes, 
Garfield and Arthur have opposed It with their Influence 
but the power that must cruHh it Is Congress. Postutas- 
ler James and Collector Arthur have made the reforms 
of Ihe civil service a success in their respective depart- 
ments but It remains for Congress to make this benefi- 
cial measure a general one. 

However, even In the legislative halls at Washing- 
ton some move has been made to bring about the much 
desired change. Mr. Pendleton has introduced a bill 
prepared afler much study of the EngllHh system as well 
as of the method pursued In the New York post-offlce 
and custom-house. It provides for the appointment of 
five commhaioners, who shall institute open competl 
tlve examinations for all applicants to the public ser- 
vice, and that not only appointments, but also promo- 
tions shall be decided by these teste. Upon pasalug an 
examination the person is employed on protwIloD, after 
which, if his work Is satisfactory, be Is appointed to a 
position where be is never troubled by contributions to 
political funds; where he does not have to render puilt- 
icalaervice, and where tlierelano fearof a removal with- 
out cause. With such a stimulus the cause of educa- 
tloD, with us would be greatly advanced, forwhereboys 
now Intended for clerical work under the government 
luay obtain apposition hy the Influeuceof friends, not 
by showing a fitness for theofllce, but with appoint- 
ments founded on the solid basis of merit, the hoy would 
be induced to study and to makehimself worthy of trust. 
This gives him Independence, not servile reliance. Af- 
ter gaining his place, when there are vacancies al»ve 
him he has an opportunity of trying for tbe position. 
If It is In him be may reach the lop. This gives him 
hope, not plodding despair. 

These things are beginning to be realized by our 
cItUens and it is with pleasure that all over the country 
we see the formation of so many societies, and the 
cotiperatiou of so many InfluenUal men in tbe laten^te 
ofclvH service reform. .. - - - - fx- - 



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UU of '70. 

ArthurC. AdkniB took his M.D.,at(heColunibbii Unlveraltjr 
Id 73, Bod haa llnoe been pracllclnt bla proTeaalon la Wublugtoii, 
D.a 

HarcDi Baker UugtatHathenMtlM'n-S. Since '73 he haa been 
in the U. 8. coeat survey, Working an Ihe coaat of Uallfornlit Id 
-TS-4; onhyarogniphlcal work In the Korib Pnclflo In T4-S. Since 
75 he tiHB been In the anrvey offlce In Waihlnjitiin, but last year 
hespent InaiurveyluK crnliie In the North Peclflcanci Bebring 
San. HelB now engimed In preparing a ooaat pilot of Alaika. la 
amamberor tbe Pbllnaopblc Society or Waahlngton, 

Cherlea BHllenger died at Indianapolis, Ind.. lait wluler. on 
returning from a Florida trip for the benellt of hla health. Had 
been pmctlotng law during the put nine years. Be len a wife and 
one child. 

Wooater W. Beman was Instraotor In Qreeb at Kalamaioo 
College, "70-1 ; Inatructor In U.of M.'71-4. since "74 A»lalant Profeit- 
■orof Matliematlca. Haa published a Key to Olney's UnlversUy 
Algebra. Ii a member at the Ann Arbor SclentlQc Aaaoolatlon. 

Tbomas H. Bnib traveled Id Europe and attended leclures at 
Leipale In Tl ; waa In the Law Departoient. 'Tl-l ; admitted to the 
bar In Chicago and practiced there for some lime. la now pub- 
llsUlDg the Journal of Bclenoe, monthly, la Chloago. 

Qeo. W. Bates waa oa the Illustrated paper, Every Satarday,lo 
70-1. During Ibeaextyear ha atudled law la the offlce of New- 
beery, Fond di Brown, Detroit; then went Into IheoOlceor Med- 
dangbdtDrlggs, where he remalaed till 7&; waa tb en admitted to 
the bar and haa si noa practiced la Detroit. lAst winter he took a 
trip to Cuba. 

E F. Cooley was on the lake survey during 71 : building gas- 
works at Port Huron, '73-8. Haa since been maaager of the gas- 
works at Lnnalng. He lately Joined In establishing the Lansing 
Wagon Works, of which eurapaay he Is secretary and treasurer. 
Is very xuoceiaful. 

T. C. Christy took his M. D. at Beilevae Hospital. Id 71. In aow 
practicing lu Pittsburg, Pb. Is Physician of Mercy Hoapllalaad 
member of Board of Physicians aad Uurgeona of Pittsburg Free 
Dispensary. 

Qeorge E. DawsoD was Bu perl ntendent of Schools at Flint. 71 ; 
taught In Bufflilo, N. Y,. 'T3-1; traveled In Europe, 75-S: lauglil 
Id Peoria, III.. In 78; and afterwards In Chicago ; where be Is now 
practicing hiw at 27 Helropolltaa Block. 

Charles K: Dodge tHUght at Rockland, Mleh.. for two years. 
While there be Butrbred severely from "heart disease." hut with 
no result but experience. Taught 72-4 at Haacock, Mich., and 
thea entered the law offlce of Hubhell & Chadbourne. In 
Hougbloa, Mich. Was admitted to the bar in September, isrs. 
Has since practiced In Port Huron. Has never bad "heart dis- 
ease'' since the attack at Rockland, hut thinks he could stand a 
severe siege of It In his present slate of health. 

WllllBCn R. Day was in the Law Department la 'Tt. and li now 
rapidly rising In his proresslon at Canton, O. 

Russell Errett Is asaoclate editor of the CbrlaClan Staadard, at 
Clnolnnall, O. 

George J. French la in the dry goods business at Homer. Mich., 
Says lie Is a regular old bachelor bicyclist. Corresponda (or aev- 
eral papen. 



Edwin Fleming was In the Law Department 7D-1 ; edited the 
jHokson Clllsen,73.8: and arterward tmveled in Europe. Was 
for a time secretary of a United Btntes Senate oomnlttes, and la 
now a newspaper correspondent at Washington. 

James D. Hawks has been, ever since 78, In engineering de- 
partment of tbeL;^ AM. 8. R. R., with headgoarten at Paloea- 
ville, O. Has late ty accepted tb« position of soperlnteDdent of 
construction od tbe N. V.. W. 8. & Bi B. R., witli headquarters at 
Bchnectady, N. Y. 

Washington Hyde waa In the Law Department la IS; was ad- 
mitted to the bar la '73, and has since practiced law In Warren, O. 
lu 70 was elected Prosecuting Attorney for two years, and this 
year pat In again Ibr three years. Has taken an active part in 
politics on the Republlc»a side. 

Joseph c Hostetler studied law and was edraltted to the bar la 
75, About two years ago he entered tbe law Arm of Tborulon, 
Eldrldge A Hostetler, of ]>ecBtur, 111. 

Francis W. Jones took his LL. B. at Columbian University In 
71. Was a clerk lu the United States Trt«sury Department. 7S-4. 
A/terwards practiced law In (Jblcago, lu the Orm of Wilson A 
Jonee, but Is aow In the Treasury Departnient, In Waahlogton. 

Charles J. Kinluer wasasalstanl In the Observatory. '70-1; Re- 
corder of Ann Arbor, 76: Astromoiner of the " Wheeler Survey," 
77-S, with headquarters at Ogden, Utah. In 79 be was appointed 
Third Acting AsKlstantEiamluer In the Patent Offlce, at Wash- 
ington, and In December, '&>. promoted to Third Aaalslaut Exam- 
iner, in charge of Class of Illumination. 

Frank H. Howe was .secretary of a Congrsasional Committee 
in Washington, In 71: graduuled from Columbian Law Scboul In 
■72; and has been since '7a prHOticlag law Id Washington. 

Owen E. LeFcvre was udmlited lo the bar at Troy, N, Y., la 
7S; practiced law at Tippecanoe City, Ohio, till 73, when be re- 
moved to Denver, Col., where he devotes bimscif to corporation 
and mining law exclusively. Has a wife and children. 

John S. Haitman graduated from tiie Law Department In 71. 
Is now a member of the law firm of Pedrick A Maltmaa, <l Clark 
street, Chicago. His health Is very i>oor. 

Milo E. Marsh graduated from the t^aw Department lu 'Tl. He 
piacliced fora short time at Port Haron, Ulcb., but soon went 
Into Journalism. Was for a time editor and part owner of tne 
Port Huron Journal, and Is now one-third owner or ihe Detroit 
NaUonal. Married Id 71, and lioa three children, all girls. 

Michael A. MeyendorD' was a civil engineer on the Norlhem 
Paciflc R. R. in 71. In 75 was appointed superintendent of con- 
struction of Ihe assay offlce at Helena, Montana, In which be li 

Wm. L.Penfleld taught languages In Adrian College ibr two 
years ader graduation, studying law meanwhile. Waa admitted 
to Ihe bar in 72, and has practiced iawat Auburn, Ind., ever since. 
Was for two year* city attorney. 

Leonard E. Stocking was superintendent of schools at Potosl. 
Mo.. •Ti-n. Has been since 78 second phyxiolan In charge of the 
Sonthern Illinois Huapiul for the Insane at Anna, III. la mar- 
ried, but without children. 

Lucius B. Swin, was principal of Uie high sehool at Laporle, 
Ind., 72-S, and auperinteadeut of public schools at the same place 
73-0. Has since practiced law at Indianapolis. Ind. Is married. 

Mortimer H. Slanlbrd graduated from tbe Law Department la 
7L Practleed lawlorashort tlmeat Pentonvllle, Mich., wbepoe 
he removed to Midland City. Haa been city attorney three suc- 
cessive terras, and has also tieen prosecuting attorney. 

RufUsH. Thayer studied law at Columbia University, and waa 
admitted lo tbe bar In 'T3. Was law clerk of tbe supervising ar- 
chitect of the Treasury Department 74-7, and afterwarda iicad 
clerk of the same. Is now practicing law at Wesblngton, In tb« 
Arm of Ames A Thayer. 

CM. Wells waa asslitaat engineer in charge of United States 
works on the Muskegoo and Wblta rivers. 70-4. Is now connected 
with tbe Eastern Insane Asylum alPouUao, Mich. _ _ 



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O. H.WhUIm engaged for a time In mining In Colonulo, and 
la now MJler tn Ihe Flnt Nallonal Bank. Lapeer, Mich. 

Seburler R. Wluchell wai principal of the Mllwankee high 
■obool TS-S. HaaatDoe edited aeveml ednDallonal papers, and Ib 
DOW publishing tlie LlCernry Kewa, In Cblcago, and doing a gen- 
eral lupply buBlneai for taaohen and llbrarlea. 

Warren awillliu was engaged In engineering and real eMale 
In DenTer. Col., bnt U now In Silver Clltr, Col. 

Charles Q. Wing wae admitted to Lbe bar In "la. Was probate 
Judge of MaaoD count;. MIob., in "76. Hat ilnce practiced law In 
the Drm of Wlog « HcMabon, at Ludlngton. Mioh. His law nOlcta 
waa recently deatroyed by Are. Ii balldliig a briek block now. 

Albert W.Welabrod studied law In Oermany 70-3. Wa« ad- 
mltledlo thebar In 74. Ih practicing law In tbe flini of Welibrod. 
dt Hanbaw, at Oahkoib, Wla. I* unmarried. I 

Charlea B. Carter alnoe Tl bai been teeretary toA Rwnager of 
the American Literary Bureau. New York City. laklsopnutlclng 
bla profeaalon at Sit Broadway. 

Aaron Perry taogbt from 70 to 73. Was Inspector and n>r»- 
man on public works *l MuakegoD 73-S. Member oT HIchlgui 
Legislature 7S-5. Since It baa practiced law la Ibe Arm of Pwry 
ATafl.at Pootlao, HIah. Was city attorney In 77; prosecuting 
attorney In 73. 

UU. 

P.O. Allen, ■SI, lain the Hollne Plow Works at Hoi In e. III., 
and not editing a paper aa stated In Thb Chkohicli, Oct. 22d. 

O. H. Miner. '81, Is cbemlat btr tlie Eureka Irou Company, at 
Ox moor, Ala. 

E. P. Hathaway, '82, Is tarroing at Campbell, Ulnn. 

Prank Qulraby, wltb tli during (tesbman year, la rnnulog a 
cattle rancbe In Colorado^ 

E. V. Riper, formerly wltb "SSi has returned and entered '84. 

A. H. Meeker, '84, will Dot i«turn to college, owing to the death 
of his Iblber. 

Lydla A. Ultohell, 'EU, has entered Vaasar, and enjoys It very 

D. J. Hair, 'M, has been since July traveling for DeLand * Co.. 
proprietors of Ibe Soda and Haleratna Chemical Works, Fairport, 
N. Y. Will return U> collie and graduate with '84. 

W. C. McCune, Ibrmerly o( '84, baa entered the Law Depart- 

Lew Weaver, '84. compelled to leave college laat year on ae- 
count of hlH health, has returned, and will graduate wltb bla 

A. H. Brown, who attended the Literary Department aa a 
aelect student last year, liaa accepted a responsible position In one 
of the Colorado mines. 

A. F. Potts, 71, la a member of the law firm orUrimths ft Potta. 
Indlannpolia, Ind. Waa married during theaummerof 7S. 

W. C. Pendum. 'Bl, Is practicing law In company with his 
brother- In-law, Milton Bell, at Kokomo, Ind. 

C. C. (Shirley. '81, has entered the law office of Judge O'Brien, 
Eokomo, Ind, 

Uorrls L. Courtrlght, formerly of '9S, boa been studying In 
tbeofnceaf A. McDonnell, at Bay Clly, during the past year, and 
was recently admitted to Ihe bar. 

Phonnica of '76. 

Bamael E. Allen la In the flrni of Allen d Edmonds, drugglats, 
atPredoniB.N. Y. 

Joaeph H. Ames la a member of the firm of Ames ft Qrvena- 
myer, pharmacists, at Nlles, Hich. 

Lyman r. Beach Is a member of the firm of Haaon ft Beoob, 
pharmacists, at Bay City, Mich. 



Franda T. Bower la a druggist, 192 Cherry street, Toledo, Ohio 

James M. Buckham gnidaated f^om the Medical Department 
In 78, and la a pbyalclan at Flint, Hleh. 

Cliarles 8. Burroughs Is In pharmacy wltb L. S, Coman,BBy 
City, HIch. 

Orrln 8. Churchill Is Id a pharmacy wltb O. Cburchlll, Three 
Oaks. Mich.. 

John T. Clark la a brmer at ninton, Mich. 

Jeremiah Conghlln graduated from the Medical Department In 
77, and Is a phyalclan, 188 Henry street, New York. 

Charlea W. L. Dietrich was Ibr sometime In pharmaisy at Ei - 
ansvllle, Ind. Chicago, III. 

Charles A. Dlngtey la at Sloolalrvllle, N. Y. 

Charlea H. Eddy la » pharmacist at Qreat Barrlngton, Mau. 

Loula C. Fuller graduated from the Medical Department In 78. 
and Is a physician at Ionia. Mlcb. 

Morria U. Oreen was for several years a pbarmaclat at Albior, 
Mich.; since, a former at Onondaga. Mlcb. 

Charlea OrlmWDOd Is a machinist at Akron. Ohio. 

Ueorge Oundrum la In the firm oroundrum Bros., pbanna- 
olats, at Ionia, HI oh. 

Wtlllam J. Hollowmy wa« assistant In the Chemical labora- 
tory, U. of U., la TIML Has slnoa been prescription pharmacist 
wltb J. O. Maaoo, Adrian, Mlcb. 

Henry F. James Is at Dayton, Ohio. 

John B. Little Is prescription plutrmaolet wltb John Wyeth A 
Bro., 1411 Walnut street, Philadelphia, Pa. 

JanieaLyuD la In pharmaey with Uaugberlys A Oordoa, at 
Wabasb, Ind. 

Frank W. H, Hassey Is In the practice of pharmacy and slndy 
of medicine at Brownvllle, N. Y. 

Jamea W. Horgan waa aome time pharmacist wltb H. Hall, at 
ThreeBlvera, Mich. Haaalnoe been In the produce busluess at 
Howard Lake, Minn. 

Henry B. Paraons waa aaslatant In pharmacy In the Univer- 
sity In 7S-T and 'TT-8; aince, assistant chemist, AgncuUnrel De- 
partment, Wasblngtou, D. C. Member of the Committee of De- 
cennial Revision of the Pbarmaoopcela of the United States. Also 
a member of the eub-cnmmlitee of Descriptive Cbemlstry, of the 

Joseph J. Plerron lain the drug Arm of Plerron ftSon.at Lln- 
ooln. 111. 

Edward J. Rlsaer Is tn pharmacy with C. B. Stlllman, Colam- 



Herman U. Roys Is In pharmacy In tl 
srwell, HIch. 



m of Roys ft Co.. ■ 



William 0. Sheffield was ai>me Ume pharmacist at North Bal- 
timore, Ohio. le now teaching In the academy .ttSallabury, N.H. 

Stewart W. Smith graduated from the Hedleal Department In 
isn. Pbyalclanat Port Huron, Mich. 

Tbomaa M. Stewart Is In the Arm of Stewart ft Fellows, phar- 
macists, ot Newton, N. J. 

Catharine U. Watson was engaged In post-graduate work In 
the University In 7»-T. Died July ao, ltf77, of pulmonary con- 
sumption. 

Walter J. Whltlark Is a farmer, Ann Arbor, Mich. 



Of' 77. 

John H. Avery studied In 1877-8. In the Hauacboaetta Inall- 
tute of Technol<^y. Is now In Detroit. 

Gleason F. Dlion was sometime In the practice of pharmacy 
atJeckBon.Hloh.,Concord, HIch., and San Francisco, Cal. Died, 
of pulmonary oonsumptlon, at Ann Arbor, Deo. IV, 1S8D, Burled 
at Concord, Mlcb. 

William H. Qatea was In pharmacy at Milton Junction, Wis. 
laamemberot tbe Wisconsin Pharmaceutical Association, and 
charter member of the Rock County Pharmaceutical Aasoulatlun. 
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59 



Lonlse C«ry, 

And BonLon Temple Qunrtelle, 

In Uiilvenlty HbII, December 2d. 

Ten nr tbe tawa have been Hdmltled to the bar. 

" Legion of Honor" >l the opera house next Tuesday evenlns. 

One IhouHDd dollars will be expended for civil engineering 
apparatuB. 

Tbe Preddent's house Is to be repaired to tbe extent of ooe 
thouaand dollar*. 

Prof Hennequln win deliver a lecture on the 8lege of P&ria, In 
tbe Howell lecture Dourse this winter. 

"The Banker's Daughter," an excellent play, b; an excellent 
troape.wlll be given in tbe opera huuse. Nov. 21th. 

Between Ave and ill o'clock li>«t Tueoday evening, all who 
were at Teollatlons were treated to a "shell aolo.'' Very Oael 

Next ThurKday la Tbanksgl ving. A copy ofGovernor Jerome's 
proclamation la furnished us, but lack of apace forblda lu publlea- 

A member of tbe maiter-plece claaa. under tbe rzoltlng iDtlu- 
encee of the hot delMte, nddresaed our worthy profeuor as " Ur. 
Prealdent." 

Tbe Young Men'a Christian Asaoclatlon obaerved the week of 
prayer this week by meetings every evening from a qoarler to 

After n Prof^sabr In Halbemallcs bad llnlabed a somewhat In- 
volved exptanallon, n blooming freshman, co-ed quite dumb- 
founded him with : '' I didn't {w< on to Ihat, Professor." 

A light In tbe ball lending from Prof. Piyue'a room, would be 
a very accepUble convenience to Ihose who have .a reollation 
. Several sprained ankles and bruised 



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le raot. 



A very Sne, large alse portrait of Victor Hugo, laken from a 
paiollng made In IS, lias l>een bung In Prof. Walter's recitation 
room. Other portraits of such authora ae Qoethe, Uclilller, and 
Lesalng, are to be obtained as rooa na poaslblo. 

Alas Ibr the University otHlcblganl A alraoger down town 
yeaterday, pointed to the court houae, and asked Iflt was the Unl- 
veralt]!. He was politely Informed that It was the medical build- 
ing, where all who were lu danger of spoiling could get pickled. 

Prof. Wlncheirs memorial address on Blahop E. O. Haven, waa 
beard by a large and appreciative andleuoe. It gave a complete 
aketoh. In all Its varied and fruitful phases, of the life of him who 
gave nlneortbebeatyearaofhla life to oar Uulveralty -a llfe.salU 
Pror. Wlncbell, truly worthy the Interest and ambition of every 
noble-aplrlted young man. 

" The Oalley Slave" was played lo a full house, last week, and 
la aurely tbe best play that has been put upon the stage In Ann 
Arbor ror a long time. Hlas Unssle DeForest as Cicely Blaine, In 
place of HIsa Maud Granger, who waa alck, carried her perl very 
nnely. Her support waa excellent. 

Several of our enterprising fellow-stndents, tired of waltlug 
tor tfaatort-spoken of gymnasium, have taken time by tbe fore- 
look and provided themselves wltb one of their own. Tbey have 
k room nicely fitled up, and there they go and exercise to their 
beart'a son tent. Horlsontal bar, parallel bars, boxing gloves, foils, 
Indian clubs. In Act all tbe eqnlpments of a well. ordered gymna- 
•Inm are to be found tbere. This forms a good stepping-stoue to a 
gymnasium on the cnmpui, wbloh will be built shortly. 



Hear the Cary Concert Dec^ 2d. 

Alhletlc Association election to-day. 

To put It mildly, a tutor says: " Tbla Is the m 



It oblivUmt claaa ' 



Fire In Dally Newa wood-box last Tbnraday evening. Smoked 
tbiDgs up some. Damage alight. 

Allbough we cannot give Bnelbaker's show moeb praise, we 
will say that It la not Immoml, aa aome people tbink. 

The report of the condition of tbe University to the Superin- 
tendent of Public Inatruotlon, will be prepared by Regent Duf- 
Aeld. 

Mrs. Kate Johnson la back In her old place, as dlapensing clerk 
In tbeabemleal latHiratory. She has a salary of six hundred dol- 
lars per year. 

Why isn't H possible of late years to build a building upon tbe 
cnmpuB that will not have to be repaired every month or two T 
This remark Is called (brth by seeing workmen repairing tbe roof 
of the museum building. 

Tbe Junior pharmlca have elected the following oDlcers; E. E. 
Heredilb, president; A. Cunningham, vice-president; E. Long- 
well, secretary ; A. Goodrich, Ireaaurer; B. Joseuhans, toast-maa- 
ter; C. Ailmendinger, foot-bail captain. 



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pipes, gas-pipes, sewers, etc, and as yet there la no churtof their 
location. One la to be made soon showinx the exnct Incatlonofall 
pipea, buildings, etc., and aurely It will be an excellent thing. 
The If Ictaigan 1 



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The editor of the above sheet evidently does not know theslie 
of tbe feet, nor the height to which tbe Michigan boys can kick. 
All we have to say Is, he had better not put In an appearance on 
the campus It the boys know of IL 

For the use of bis class In teacher's Latin. Prot Frleie haa had 
the llrst two books, with the notes on tbem, of bis new edition 
o( Vergil atllahed. The new book will beunaller than bis old ed- 
ition, printed lu smaller type. The text baa undergone a thorough 
revlalon, and the notea bave l>een greatly Improved by putting In 
a large number of references to all the beat lAtln grammnra now 
In uae. Tlie presa-work on the text Is goad, but that on the notes. 
eapeclBlty of the copy that we have obtained, is wretohed— of 
oourae the book, when out, will be the best edition of Vergil to be 
obtained. 

Aproposofthe article on the opera bouse found In Various 
Topics, we would make the following additions; the only 
tbingthat looks natural la the gallery ^nd that, so far aa paint will 
do It, baa been changed. All of those big, ungainly poets tbatnsed 
to support tbe gallery bave been taken out, and now moat of Its 
supports are from the roof. Tbe seats have been so arranged that 
a person has a good vlewofthe stage In whatever pariof tbe bouse 
heslU. In frontoftheslagelsa pit fur the musicians; the fuot-llgbta 
are completely concealed from the audlenoeiand In place ofone row 
of lights above the atage. there are now four rows. A line private 
box flanks the stage on either side. A beautlfbl landscape In 
placeof the old ads. haa been painted upon the drop curtain. Wm. 
Wright A Co.. of Detroit, have the decorationa In hand, and, so (br 
as tbey have been completed, they reOeat great credit upon the 
gentlemen. But three colore, old gold n>r hack-ground, with red 
and blue for the front, have been nsed. There has been do attempt 
at optical delusions In ahadlng, but all is flat surface work. No 
emblems, excepting a few tyr<-s, of tbe histrionic art are placed 
upon the walls. Tbe proscenium ivlil be dnlahed during the next 
month, and will be done with the three oolora In moresque style. 
A Ibw theatrical emblem* will be Introduced upon It, but they will 
he very few. The building, as It 1* now, haa every con- 
venience to be dealred to make it a perfect bouae. When fully, 
compleled.ltwlll hesecond tononein tbeStat«. _ _ _ L 



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Hsnle Hllcbell, Dec 8th. 
'82 Ti. 'SS I n a KHme "C Rugb7 to-d*]'. 

ftnery: Of what OH are pabllBhsre' clraulara uulsH Iber are- 
backed by books t 

Tba latest proanDclatloD Ibr "draobmaa" la "drami." So 

Pnit«8»or OliMy will deliver a dlwourae ib University Hall, to- 
morrow anerDOOQ at 8 o'olook. 

The dissecting rooms were opened week ago last MandHy. It 
Is said ttie cadavers are not<iU Unlit colored. 

Correctlnn : Miss F. B. Craig wan elected poet of the class ol 
•M, and Dot aeer. Miss E. O. Cornell Is Ibe leer. 

Work on the eogtiieers' building Is golne on rapidly. We un- 
dflretood It was to be oT brick, but where are the brichsf 

Senior la Catullus translates "abite Uluo unde malum pedem 
attullstlB." " Ooaway to where you got your bad feet." 

The oon dill on of the (Jymniulum fund at present laCftM.!^ In- 
veated In i per oenU bonds, and ILU.90 cash : total. 13,071.15. 

Mr. A Mra, Sluwell have In press now " Microscopical Diagno- 
sis." It will betnone volume, Svo., and will cunuin a complete 
■CoouDI Of all mierosooplcal facta appertaining to medical dl- 

Wagner and Taylor have one new GS In. Harvard bicycle ; one 
■eeond-baod <iO Id. Columbia: and one second-hand M Id. Har- 
vard, fbr sale at prloea that will make It an ol^eot tu purchase 
this ftill. 

" True merit oompela reoognltion^aod lUrces Itaeirtothe hearts 
of an auJIenoe. Need wefwy we refer to Ftank L. Ourduer'a 'le- 
gion of Honor' company' T"— Philadelphia Times. At opera houae, 
November SC 

The obarrolng and welt known American aotreis, Miss Haggle 
Hitchell. will give one ot her elegant entertalmenta at the opera 
bouae, Dec. Stb. Here mention of her name Is sunielent U> guar- 
antee a good honae. 

Miss Gary wlllslngin the rbllowlDgseteatlODS:Cavatlua,"Odon 
Fatale,"by Verdi; Ballad. "Douglass Tenderand True," by Har*- 
ton; (Quintette, "On the Water," by Abt, Miss Gary and tbe Boa- 
ton Temple Quartette. 

Evidently same people think ThK Caito)(ici,E le an agricul- 
tural paper, for every few days we pocelve a " grange" circular, 
Pleaae forward them tu lansing herealter, as they are no good (o 
tw, not even to build lire with. 

On October 8th President Angell delivered an address at the 
openlDgof the woman's hoapltai In Hong Kong. His audience 
waeeomposedof LI Hung Chang and other Chinese omcials. and 
Miss Howard, M. D., a graduate of the Uedloal Department. To 
herlnHuenoethe establishmeDl of this hoapitai, and llie one at 
Tientsin are due. It will be remembered that she saved the life of 
lAdy LI, which nooounts In part for her Influence. 

Lost Hay Hrs. Louisa Reed Btowell received a letter from 
H*ssrB.R.dt J. Beck. Inventors In London, England, stating that 
they badjnst perfecled a very line new style of microscope, and 
had sent word to all the principal mloroscoplsta In the ooantry, 
aaklngthal they soggest a name for the new Instrument. Mrs. 
Blowell IhereiipoD sent the name " Ideal," and forgot all about the 
matter until the other duy when she received a letter from Messrs. 
Beck stating that If she called at the eiprsas DRlce here she would 
find something that might please her. She called, as luniestedi 
and received a boi, which. on being opened, dlseiuseda handsome 
mabogooy oue con|alnlng a sample of the new microscope re- 
ferred to. On the box was a brass plate bearing her name, and 
upon the Inslrument Itself the name "Ideal," and under It ber 
own name. The microscope has a very One laoqaer Dnlsh, and all 
Ita adjusuiieuls are perfect. _MrB. Slowell Is especially pleaaed 
with the stage, and with the D eye- piece, the only one In Add Ar- 
bor. Three objectives, y^ In., JJ In., and X la.; two eye-pieces, A 
and D; a sLage-foroeps, and a Odo oondenslDg ienscame witb the 
microscope. It la surely a handsome acknowledgement on the 
part of B. A J. Beck, and Is worthily bestowed. 



"TheBanker's Daaghter," at the otiera house, Nov. ZIth. 

H. P. Tappan. llrst FreltdeDt of the University, died Tnesday. 

TbePbl DeltaPhl fraternity bad a banquet last Wednesday 
evening. 

Oet yonr life insured before yon approach a Palladium editor, 
to And wheD the Palladium la timing onti 

Theflvelbet addition to the width of the walk onthesouth 
sideof tlieBL James, Is a decided Improvement. 

Qeo. Peck ham, of Milwaukee, formerly a medical student here, 
has been given (he degree of H. D. by the Regents. 

A new walk leading from the medical hospital amphitheatre 
south to the main walk has been put down recently. 

Mlaa L. C. Leian'd, 'gl,and Mr*. A. Veomans. '83, have been ap- 
pointed demonstrators for the ladles' dissecting room. 

Prof. Thomas read an essay before (he Ladles' Library Associ- 
atloD Inst Monday evening. Subject, "A German Mystery." 

Foetel te acted bta part aa "Ura. Partington " well, and had a 
good support. To the play Itself, aa performed by the troupe, we 
can give no great praise. 

No longer can the boys depend upon the old telegraph pole U> 
stop them la their mnd career, when hurled from the post-olOee 
door. It has been cut down. 

All the Bage" was played lo a good audience, Id theopeis 
e. lastevening. For pure fun the play has not lis equal. The 

ite would commend the reading of the recent articles In Har- 
Weekly, by Mr. Blakle, on the Harvard gymnasium, to our 
ml and undergraduate readers. 

he nrst number of Vol. III. of the University appeared last 
rday. Although somewhat late, the paper alarla out well, and 
promises a good year. It has a good board of editors and ought to 

A game of Rugby was played by '88 and 'SB vs. '82 and '81, laat 
Saturday. After two hotly contested innings victory was declared 
vor of the Juniors aud freshmen, wUa a aoore of three louoh- 

. A. Towne, '81, was one of the board of eiamlner* of appll- 
ilbr appointment to Weet Point from tbeaixth congreaalonal 
district, last week. If Charlie Is na good In examlnineaalD college 
politics, the boys had no easy lime- 
In the lint ofaenlor law oncers, given In our last IssDe, It 
uld rood, J. S. Rlcketta, toasl-masier. Instead of Richard Yates. 
luraoeountof (leld-day, Mr, McNaughton was reported to ui 
1 medic, whereas be Is a senior law. 

Dr. Maclean, at the request of tbe Regents, baa withdrawn hl« 
resignation, with the underslanding that the troubles between 
himself and Dr. Franklin shall be thoroughly examined by the 
Board, and that ample Justice be done. 

Next Friday evening, according to Ita custom, the AlphaNu 
■rary sooloty will give Its regular public Thanksgiving exerolae, 
tB roomi in South College. These have always been very en- 
joyable to the many oltliensand students who have attended, and 
lis year's entertainment promlaea something new. In the shape 
* a supper for all of Its gnesls that evening. 

Wendllng spoke to a fa Ir-s lied audience. Id University Hall, 
St evening. He la an excellent speaker, and held the raptat- 
iniion of the audience throughout the whole length ofhlsdis- 
>nrae, whioh was one hour and three-quarters long. He gave the 
nt plea for Christianity that we have ever beard, outaldeota 
igular sermon. His remarks were very disparaging to theehar- 
Bcter of Voltaire. 

The association for tbe advancement of reform Id oar civil 
service has orgaDlsed this year with the following result : Preal- 
dent. Prof. C. K, Adams; vice-presidents, ProAi. Pettee, Cooley, 
VaughD, U. E. Spalding and two otber slndenla from the profeo- 
slonol schools ; secretary, Mr. W. D. Harrlman. The meeting was 
well attended, and Ihe ottieot of the osaoclallou Is to have public 
meetings at which papers connected with the subject of ellU aer- 
Ylce reform will be read, _,._. .. _ _ _ ..-- 



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FOOT BAI.L. 

Tbs Ynle-Harvnrd toot-ball eume, SaturdB?, Not. 13, reaultad 
In fHvor.or Yale, Harviird whs compelled to make four rarety 
toacb-downi, counting oue goat Tor Yale. 

Vale, 2goala, 5 touch- dowu*. Anihent, oothlng. 

The fume wltli the Uulvereity or Pennsrlvanln, Wednetda;, 
reaulled Id b vlotory tot Harvard, by a loare of 3 gonla, 3 loooh- 
downs, too. ... 

Harvnrd-ColaiDbla I Harvard Won by one goal and three 
toucb'downs. 



An object oi 
How to mal 



on paid note. 
iroiW'SLeponiUta 
itK witb a will muBt 



a yoD bave a gom) 



lalL 

And wbat number la more prndaotlveof fan than ten ur— 
[Yale Beoord. 

Anna DtcKlnson oondeacenda to play "Hamlet" (Int. Amel- 
aocboly deign. 

The latest poem eapeelally appropriate Ut the aeaaou li en- 
titled "Owed 10 the Tailor." 

Can a man of amall calibre be a great boref Ya>— eapedally 
If be thlnka hlmieir a big gun. 

lean translate It well enongb, but wbau I strike ldlo;n*I— 
why. Idiotic French dlignila me. 

The buslneuof a telegrapb company Is ipread from pole to 
pole. BfllR tbator awaabwoman. 

When the Pilgrims llrU landed (bey fall on tbeir kneea, after 
wblcb they fen on tbe aborigine*. 

"Four Yearsof the Blue*, or Life at Tale," (only a limited 
number printed,) by a Secret Society anab Smaeber.— {Lampoon. 

A freahman tays that as hwd a* he geM out of college he la 
going u> write a book entitled " Four Yeara In a Saddle."— {Yale 

"You are the moat Idiotic dolt In existence!" exclaimed an 
enraged Soph, to a Freah. " Excuse me. you forget youraelf," was 
the calm reply. 

"That prisoner has a very smooth countenance," lald tbe 
Judge to the sherllT. " Yee," nld tbasherlO; '*he was Ironed Just 
before be was brought In."— I PiMt. 

A bright senior, on noticing tbe pile of doors blocking up tbe 
soutb entry of Farnam. said: "If those doors full down and kill 
someone, they will probably be bung." 

Prof. In Philology, In a Jocular moud-" When were tliereonly 
twovowelsT" Fire Sophs murmnr " Not prepared," whereupon 
Ibe Profeeaor makea answer: "In the days of Noab, when you 
and I were not."— {Atben»nm. 

The following stalemeut should bave appeared In an Irish 
rather than a Scotch paper: "Tbe celebrated vocalist has nar- 
rowly escaped with his life, his carriage having been upset near 
Edinburgh; but be was able to appear tbe nune evening In three 
pieces," 



" Etiquette " writes to us to Inquire if. In our opinion, tt would 
be proper for bImfiBupporta young lady If she were taken with 
afUntiCTenlf hetiadnot been Introduoed. Proper, young man I 
Certainly, prop-her by all means. 

German conversation cIbm: Instructor to Ur. X.. who had 
epent Sunday In New York—" With whom did you talk Sunday!" 
Junior— "Mil meinSebweater." Instructor to Mr. Y., who lives 
In New Rork— "Doyou see anything lo correct In bis answer t" 
Hr. Y.— "Yes.slrl Hit nWnn- S^h wester " 

Professor (tostudent)— " Yon wish me lo give you a recom- 
mendnllun ? I don't remember ever having seen you at any of 
my lectures." Students" Ah. professor, you evidently confound 
roe with aniitber man who looks very much like me, end who. It 
Is true' has never attended your lecturee." Profeeaor-" Yes, yes. 
very likely." (Clvei him the recommendation.}— {Fl leg. Blia. 

Proof posiUve: Wife (who has been "sitting up")-"Wel1.' 
this Is a pretty time to coma home I Four o'oloek 1 " Husband 
(who has taken nothing but one. glass of a curious compound 
spoken of, by himself, as '• Whlskanwarra")— " Wha" you mean, 
madam, by 'fork-lock T' Unfort'niy for yon. madam, is abo 'ap- 
pena, courloulennlT, I parsb'd Trinity, madam, and beard It strike 
one (hi cj several times, madam I" 



The Cbapat BeU (Wllliuiu Stylft). 
Trs Wabnino: 

It wakes him from bis downy bed. 

His airy dreams of roseate buea : 
He thinks to leave them were a shame, 

And longs for Just another snooie. 

He Btarta, be Jumps, his shoe* pnils on,— 

" Where In the deuoe can that vest be T " 
A acanty wash, he grabs a book. 

The staircase graces, skins hla knee. 
Thb Twoa: 

He trola, he runs, the fresh men'stare; 

Not e'en a "mash " bis pace retards. 
The Vould-be wag shunts In his ear, 

" Must be goln' In the ' hundred yards ' 1 " 



Thb Thbees : 



"SomebreakRistl quick! somecoffeei rolisi" 
He gnips tbem down, Ihough steaming hot 

" How That the blasted oM thing tolls I" 
He's off again upon a trot. 

The last stroke flnda bim In his place. 

And while the " chapter's " being read 
Be gates down Into his book. 

With bowed and reverent (TJ head.— [Argu. 



Anolmt and Uodam (HuTkid Stjle). 

O, eheerliy chants the monkish choir I 

IBl^mnt at mommif and hpmru at eve.) 
While Brother Bartholomew thrums tbe lyre, 
Gregorian tones float higher and higher. 

And warp and woof of the harmony weave. 

O, sweetly alnga our (Jbapei choir! 

( ITpiHiU in the momtng. thcntgft not at eve.) 
Matutinal worship I scarce admire, 
8o I'll lie lu my bed and gaze at the Are, 

For I've taken another cut, I perceive. -^Lampoon.-, 



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The Frauoh Vlolton. 
SCBNB I.— lafrontor HaHHahu«etM. Mt,oy men amembled. bat 

Into two sets— tho«e who wlBh to be leleeled for "olooronei,'' 
and tboae wbo cume to look on. 
First Seulor— BSastly a01<! I 
aecODdSsnlor.— Onl, II eat trts tyold. 

[TbeManelllMnoundiilii tba dEtlaaes.] 
F. B.— Here they come, by Jove r 
B. 8.— Je TalR enirerdedaoB MBuaobMMtt, 



SCBHE II.— In H 

PlraL Btndeti 

Second Stud 

F.S.— Yes! . 

EngllBh. 



irtbePre«[iI> 






t aptiak K word uf 



[VlBlton and Ouldea dlspene.] 

Scene III.— Student's room. Students explain. Visitors admire. 
Student (producing a Irsr or glasses and sberry).— Voalea voi 

boire, Monnleur? 

Visitor (.In excelleat English, with hardly anf perceptible ei 

cent)— Yes,! think t will take a drink, thank fou. 

Student (ofTerlng a cigarette) — Er, voulec vous fumcrT 
Visitor (u befbre).— No. thanks; I very seldom smoke. 

ScsNB IV.— In rrout of Gore Hall. 

Vlellnr (polndnn tothe building).- £t oelul 1»T 

BtudenL— Cesl le— c'est le, le— oh, hang It, that the Library .- 

[AdvocBle. 

Th« Coll«8« Pnmp, 
Lone relic or the bygone days 1 

Thou boat outalept the world's regard ; 

What Toutdst thou with our modern ways, 

Tbon BIp Van Winkle or the Yard T 

Though once II was thy pleasing Ate 



Yet now, a melancboly ghost, 

Thou Htm dust haunt Ihlne anoU 

The little world that prized thee moi 
Supplanted by a stranger race. 

Ah, well I thy Aite Is but the goal— 



And though thy day Is long gone by, 

Thou still mny'st point a moral flns^— 

That when uur outer shell's as dry. 

Our hearts may still he rrasb ss tblne. -[Crimson 

Great Ueaveua!" ezdalmed a rising young genius 
down his pen and sighing wearily, "you don't knov 
I pleasanter It Is to read these little poemn of mine thai 
bem." Sympathetic but awkward chum: " Uad, how 
suffer then! "—[Ei. 

How lo Died. 

When I wesnt Latin a tyro, 

I read, In the old classic story. 
About a dear damsel named 10, 

Who hod apeneluinl amnlory 
For Jove ; but bis wife showed her power— 

(.ffineos onCB felt It. us you knowx- 
And su. most completely ui cow her. 

Bhe WBS changed to a heifer, by Jono I 



But after her buu by that gad-fly 

Wben Jove hud reniHde her a maiden, 
I alien have questioned, and sadly. 

Who aided my indy u> Aldenn. 
At lost, a fair female physlolsii 

(From skill dops tbs pride of Ihe lassie come) 
Disclosed me her flnnl condition. 

Bhesald: "Iodide of potassium I" 

Tbissprlghtly little pmm and the following one, appeared In 
Tbs Ceotury.-Ht self-lauded averllslng medium fur a history a 
Russia, (uT several ooutemporary artists, tor e 
pianos, blcyoLas, tc^occo. etc 

Copid at SohooL 



Young Cupid was his mother's Joy. 

Acblld of niOElbewllcblntc looks; 
And yet he was a naughty boy, 

Because he would not mind his books. 

Bome things he studied well, 'tis true, 
For what be knew he got by heitrt. 

And leHrned to practice al I he knew ; 
So everybiidy called him smart. 

Co-education csme In vogue — 

The new Idea pleased him well, 
" Now, lads and lassoii," llMped the rogue, 

" I'll teach you nil lo love a spell." 

Such words as "dear." "dlvlnest," " maid," 

My " angel," " sweetheart." " darling," " dove," 

Thesebool soon learned— they even played 
With letters— letters learned to love. 

The teacher taught the "Rule of Three:" 
They asked was there no " Rule of Two," 

8besald,"0h.nQl tbat could not he," 
But Cupid sold there was, he knew. 

Geography seemed poatlma gay : 

The lads (bund "Naney." "Charlotte." "Ann:" 
The maidens soon fonnd " Lover's Bay," 

Then "Hearl'sContent,"- the"IsIeot M&D." 

Dull grammar grew as sweet as song. 

That nouns have genders all cnntd see, 
That adjectives lo nouns belong, 

And nouns and certain verba agree. 

"This verhlsftollve." whispered John; 

" I love dear Jane— this tells the truth." 
Blushing, she pointed further on: 

" Passive, fur you are loved, dear youth." 

" I would be loved." hummed Mabel J. 

" Ah 1 that's tbe mood I" spoke Tommy S. 
(Surprising her). "And if I may. 

" I'll call yon ■ sweetheart'— may I T" " Yes." 

"in vrere loved," sighed Mary Oold,— 

You are! " cried Alf, "I do declare! 
I'm only waiting lo be told 

To parse ' am loved'— Oh, may I, Mr t" 

Of oourse be mightl how could she be 

So Cupid diauoed for very glee, 

While grew the sehool from das'ts i 



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O naagbly Cupid ! lba> lo rool 

Your Mother Vbdub, tlimned above, 

And, while Khe bnaiiu yau love your uliool. 
Be wtlchlDB Bll the lehool with Iotcl 

The Ooat. 



leant Iota BbouC the city and there 
He will KOKt ■nylfalng that he leei. 



The goat li a native of i 
ftre lots of Iheni, 

The goal ia oranlvornui. 
and will telEa anything he i 

Rl< piinolpal food, however, U piay bill. He li very fond of 
leUen. 

LetueliuDorhlni fnrhlH toveof bill letters. 

The gentlerdnu goat l««Blled BUly, but he la a Billy that no 
policeman can handle. 

The lady goala are oalled Nanny. Thia la their ewe-Nanny- 



Tlie young goat Is called a 



u band the year 



The goat la generoua to a (hnlt. He preaenla > oouple of borns 
to everybody he iieeii. 

In the matter of mere oaab, the Caabmere goat li the moat 
Ikjnous. 

Qoauare Ihnd of the outiklrliof large el llei, also hoopaklrti. 

The gnnt neara a beard. Il li called a Roatee, tbangb not oon- 
flued to the he-gnat. 

The gont la noted (hr Ita bunting, but he never flaga. 

The goat l> one of the signs of the sodlac, slgoli^lug that be 
haa a propensity to knook things sky-high. 

He never gels high himself. That Is to say, fa« never gels over 
the ba-a-B. 

Hhakespeare anderalood the spontaneity of the goat when he 
said, "Bbuid not upon the order of your going, but gnat once." 

ThegoAtls a wide-awake animal. He Is never caught nap- 
ping, notwlthstaudlng the many caaes of kld-nappIng yon may 
have read about. 

For many years the goat was the only bntter known. 

Oontslove togel on a high ruck and sun themselves. Give 
them a chance and they will lilway* seek a,«uuDy ollnib.— {Ex. 

In MMnoiiam. 



Again before me comet that girl. 

Again appears her soft, ftilr beauty. 
With maieof hair la tangled curl,— 

To love but her were easy duty. 

The laughing eyes, the roae-wreaUied mouth. 

The shifting, fleeting, dainty dimple, 
A ainlle as of the sunny South, 

Enough to drive a fellow simple. 

A lovellnees nf (brm and nice.— 

No wonder that I've sadly missed her, 

Bnt perhaps tliere'd be more grace, 

If sbe were n't mj ovn yoouger tlster. —[Advocate. 



Arbor.] 

The Unlveraity of Michigan was defeated In their gi 
Toronto, last year.~{E)i. 

[The U. of M. foot-ball eleven was never beaten before their 
recent eastern trip.] 



Anaoteonio. 

Some say that If one dares to sip 

Prom out the golden, dusty bottle, 
The devil has him In his grip. 

And him someday he'll aural; throttle. 
Tet e'en these cold philosophers 

Sometimes engage In private drinking. 
Though one. If canght, at once avers 

He does It to assist bis thinking. 



Some say It Is a crime to love, 

A pretty- girl's the worst of evils, 
That amorous Venus. Cupid, Jove. 

Are only other namea for devils. 
Yet e'en theaecold philosophers 

Somellroes may yield to love'a attraction'. 
Not one confessing that be errs 

If brought to Judgment tor bis actions. 

For eaob one thinks he knows the way 

To give to others rules for living, 
Tbnugh no one thinks he must obey. 

The rules which he hlmseir is giving. 
And out on all anch crusty churls [ 

Give me my customary tonic. 
And. 'mid a troop of dark -eyed girls, 

Be Dilne a life— Anscreonlc I e, a. b. 

The following mlsUkes have started to go the ronnda : 
The University of Michigan Is about lo have a new Museum, 
building, costing ie»,UX).-[ Ex. 

[This building haa been up so long that It Is.eoiisldered dan- 



at the University of Mleb- 
1 within forty miles of Ann 
with 



[Tbei 



I lam 



mlll-sl 



A. P. Hahobtebfbr a Co.'s Ii the headquarters for Key Weat 
and Imported ClgaraandTahaecot, and smokers' articles. 
oooDsulteot rooms torentatTSS. MalnHlreet. 
OTO Andrews' Book Store, 1) Main Street and see the elegant 
holiday display. His oheap oounters are marvels. 

Fixaat LIHB at Cigars, Clgarettae and Tobaccos at A. F 
Hangsterfer A Co.'s Cigar and Tobaooo store, 30 Main street. 

AMORBWilslaughlera Standard Books at his old stand, Huron 
street. Nothing but New GK>uds wanted In the New Store. 

Pbot. W. W. Bcakaji takes subscriptions lOr all American 
and Foreign pBollcatloua. 

JjtcoB HaiiLbb a Son have moved Into their new store, one 
door South of Ueau's Crockery Store. Call and see them. 

STDDBKia, remember the ploce to trade It at Ooodyear's Drag 

Anhie Louisa Cast and Boston Temple Quartette, In Uni- 
versity Hall, Friday evening. Dec. & 

Mist Annie Louise Cary appeared In Boston last week at tbe 
opening entertainment of tbe Bay Slate Lyceum Course. The au- 
dience was very large, and Miss Cary's reception amounted to s 
furor.— N. Y. Clipper, 

"Next to the alnglngoT Ulsa Cary was tbatottha Temple 
Quartette, of Boston, which astonished tbe audience by Ita excel- 
lence, and aronsed them to almost unbounded enthusiasm."- 
[Brooklyn Engle. 

"The Temple Quartette of Boston Is undoubtedly tbe best 
quartette now on the concert boards. The entertainment was 
fully appreciated, for tbe applause was loud and long, and the eu- 
Doret were frequent. "—[Brouklyu Cnlan. ^ 

"The Temple Quartette set the koy-oote la their admirable 
rendering of the march, 'Hurrah for the Field.' With their ex- 
quisitely trained and harmonized voices, they never tail to give 
satlsiactlou. They seem to be thoroughly Imbued with tbe spirit 
ol the compoaltlont they sing, and lo their genial way lo take 
delight In the pleatnre they give.''— [Boston Transcript. 



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IITSRARI MOTES. 



E:con»ni1c Tniflta. No. 4. "Subject* nnd Q,aeBCIuna pertaining 
toPotltlcAl Eoonomy. CnnntlluHonRl Lnw," etc., haa been i: 
published b; the Society for Polltlcnl EdOBBtlon. It Is upon the 
anme plan preulsely aa the economic tracts Hireadf noticed li 
ooliimDH. The questions are netl nelscted. Miin; of Chen 
new. and no dnnbt h discnulon of (hem by our lltFrary rocI 
would be both profllable and Interesting. The Soelety fnr P< 
rol EdocKtlcin Is dolnE a good and noble work. As we have now 
In our own University a school of political science, we trust 
more Interest and enthuTdnsm will be taken In this subject. For 
ial4 by Sheebao A Co. ; price, 10 cents. 

The well-known musical Iioubb of MMin. Oliver Dillon A Co. 
has sent as anulher batch of new niuHic Several of the p 
areqalle above thcnvemgein beauly. They send us "Bheii 
Song" (40 eta.), by S<:bulholT, with One portrait of MIsii Fran 
whoktngs It. "Twos Company ■' |30 cls.l, by Weatherly ; a ehi 
Inn proverb In song. " Clover Snng " (SD cu.). by Wlghtmau. as 
sweet as liuney. "Annie Waiti " (%cts.K by Livingston, a llttli 
Jewel ofa piece for young playem; as Is the " Chiip Walti" |25 
eta.), by Luin. There also comes a grand "Egyplian Marcli"(« 
cu.), by Strauss, and a sparkling " Ds-Cnpo Polka" iSDcts.), by 
Schen. Also a copy or Ihe Huslcnl Record (6 cLa.), published 
every week. Amongother tblntrs It has a faithful description of 
all the Dew music. 

Hessn. D, AppleUin A Co.. of New York, have added nnolher 
volume U> their Interesting series at books on snbjecta pertaining 
toHomeandlheHolisehold. " Household Hind." by Emma W. 
Babcock, Is the title of Che new work. As lis name Hignlfles. the 
boob Is eminently practical In I ta application, trenling as It does 
of many Imparlaut subjects which have to do witli domestic 
af^lrs. The book, as the aulhoresa lells as in her preAuie. " alms 
to help the young housekeeper who eomes to her duties without 
much preparation." The last two sections of the work especially 
should be carefully read. Nut only new housekeepers, bat even 
old and experlenaed bonsewtves, may from them lake many a 
valuable hint. We were not so favorably Impressed with the first 
(tow leollousoT the book. Cooking reoelpts bare predominate, and 
tfanugh at alt times a newoookery book Is a good thing In Its way, 
■till we think hlnla npoa tbts SDbJeet are somewhatont of place 
Id a volume like the one before us. This book, as wehavealrendy 
observed, has some very good features, and well deserves a per- 
ns^. For sale by John Moore -, price, 00 cents. 

The question often arises to one as he runs across the words 
"colporteurs," "Itinerant preachers." and tiie lllie. do these per- 
sonages ever have any experiences that would be of Interest to 
usT Bev. n.W.PIerson, In his recent work "In the Brush," 
cbniplelely answers that question, and Chat too In a very enter- 
taining way. In this work, which we can compare to nothing but 
a diary, he brings vividly to our minds a splendid Idea of the old- 
time social, poll Ileal and religious life In the Buu lb west. He gives 
us here, written in an Interesting and entertaining, though sim- 
ple style, a large number of reminiscences of the Ave years, from 
18(i3 to I8G8, during which ho wa< in the employ of the American 
Bible Society, as their agent. The many fUniiy Incidents recorded 
make the book very entertaining; we were especially Interested 
In hiB very full and vivid descrlpllou of the manner In which 
a whole oi was "hafbeoued;" also In his description of a 
midnight funeral of a negro; the specimens or western ver- 
DBcalnr satisfy curiosity ; the moriuf operaii(/l of a political can- 
vass of thirty years ago Is written In an entertaining siyle; the 
hardships endured, the descriptions of homes visited by the au- 
thor, the vivid reciulsof strange scenes, etc.. etc., alt go to make 
the book enterlainlng and Instructive. It Is well worth reading. 



ana even were 11 to Satisfy curiosity only, should be fbnnd on all 
book shelves. Published by D. Appleton A Co., New York, and 
(br sale by John Uuore. Price, tl.69. 

To Cassell's Popular Library has been added another eitremely 



j Hill, for so long 

ras essentially a 

pulpUorawlng, 

ofa peculiar 



oncu well known preacher and wit, Rev.1 

papular preacher. He was the forerunnei 
Talmage, Beecher, and others of our day. 
son of wit, such as In the lime of the middle ages w 
have caused him to be called a "Jully monk." Mr. Bill was a man 
for whom alt persons munt have had the most sincere respect and 
reverence. Phiianthrnpic, simple In bis Uistes, devoted to relig- 
ious work, well versed In human nature, free from nil bigotry, la 
It striinge tliat such a man occupied so high a place In Ihe hearla 
or his fellow-heiugsT lUr. Broome has done his work well, and 
we com mend hisshnrl sketch to our readers. For sale by John 
Moore; price, 23 cents. Published by Cassell, Petter, Oalpln A 
CO.. Boston. NewVork, and Paris. 

Volume ir. of the "Art Of Speech,'- by L. T.Townsend, D.D., 

bow It may be attained, etc This work li divided Into two parts 
Studies in Eioqueuee. and Studies In Logic II give* one. In a 
very small compass, all that Is good on both subjects. Eloquenee 
Is trealed ab aco. Its Imporianoe. liie qualities of an orator In the 
literal sense of the word, ai^ deiilt with ruily, and yet In a very 
concise manner. Dr. Townsend does not burden the mind with 
unnecesssry detalii. He speaks directly to the point, and yet 
each part of bis subject is brought vividly to the mind of thti 
reader by the numerous examples of the cliamcterlatlca of noted 
orators. In connection with ilieOrst part, there Is an exceedingly 
well written discussion of DemoslbeneH" oration on the Crown, 
" the greatesl speech of the greatest orator of the world." In the 
second part. Studies In Logic, the author lays special stress upon 
^wo methods of reasoning and the various methods of arguing 
from them. The subject Is closed bv soma good common-sense 
'vatlons upon the argumentative apeecb. At the end of the 
are to be found excellent aupplemenlal DOle&. Published 
by D. Appleton t Co., New York, and sold by John Moore. Price, 

We are In receipt ol a oea 



'Japanese Fairy World," b. 



little volume of SOO pages, entitled 
Mr. Wm. E. Qrlffls. It Is neatly 
lound In clolli, and nptly lUustratod, the Illustrations having 
leen drawn by a native artist Osawa Toklo. We are sure the 
.uthor's hope Is not a vain one—" that these hHrmleas stories, that 
lave tickled the imagination of Japanese children during untold 
enemtlons, may amuse the big and little folks of America," We 
^-eall too prone to spurn a book as soon as we learn tliat 1 1 treats 
if strange and unreal things. This Is not ns It should be ; fur Ihey 
Hen coolain more of human nature than those purporting to be 
eal. There Is no book In the English language exhibiting mors 

Nights"; y°twho Is so simple or credulous as to think those 
IS stories otherwise than unreal T It Is said that John Run- 
. drew from this book lessons of the profuundeat wisdom, and 
mntatunce to delight and startle Congress with the aptness 
I Illustrations drawn from this source. The volume we have 
isent before us gives a deep insight Into many of the habits 
'. Japauese. Indeed, there is great beneflt to be derived from 
hllilren'B stories of any country. The old and the young 
may get both amusement and Instruction from Ibese strange 

and fantastic stories with yet stranger and more fantastic titles. 

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UNIVERSITY OP MICHIGAN, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 3, 18S1. 



Thegymnaslam may seem to somea trite tlieme for 
the coluuis of a live college paper like The Chboniclg, 
but Buch ahouM bear in mind that tlila ina subject wblcli 
should be ever before us, and tLat The Chronicle 
ought not to bebehindtheotherassoctationHin keeping 
up the interest in tbls topic. The Athletic Association 
does its best, asdoes the Lecture Board to bring about;t)ie 
erection of agymnasiuni, to excite outside interest in the 
project and to bring outitide raooey Into the coffers of 
the " fund." A little has been accomplished In the last 
direction ; but so very little that, if we shall be obliged 
to rely upon outside help, the sinews of several succeed- 
ing generations will have ta remain lax and their uus- 
cles soft for all the gymnasium we shall have here. 
And what is the reason for this? Simply that the stu- 
dents themselves do not take enough Interest in the 
matter. Everyone bewails the fact that we have no 
building here to exercise in, and everyone wonders why 
some rich alumnus, like Brush of electric light fame, 
does not endow a suitable institution. But who would 
wish to give money to found such an institution when it 
eeems as if no use would ever be made of it when found- 
ed? Let the students make useof their campus. Let 
them join the Athletic Association and remembering 
the motto meru >aria tn corpore sano, enter into the 
diflbrent sports on Field-Day and take an active 
interest in athletics. Then some interest will be 
taken in the work by the alumni. The sending of a 
foot-ball team eaiit this bll was one step in Ihe right di- 
rection ; but enough interest was not taken even In this 
step. Every athlete in college, eve^ man who can kick 
a foot-ball should have practiced daily on the campus, 
BO that a truly representative team might have been 



chosen. Yet, even as It was, we have no donht that this 
team has done more to excite Interest in athletics and 
hence in the gymnasium, than all the proclamations, 
posters and appeals to the alumni that have been issued 
In tlic past two or three years. Let the Athletic Associ- 
ation continue in the good work; let games be arranged 
between classes and between departments. Then let a 
team be sent east every year, and before long — maybe 
when our children are in college— our campus will be 
adorned by a handsome building devoted to exercise 
and health, and Che student of the future will praise tbe 
Athletic Aasoclallou which sent their flrst foot-ball team 
to play with the colleges of the east. 

On Friday, November 25th, the Alpha Nu literary 
society gave its annual Thanksgiving entertainment. 
Some were green enough to be deceived by the announce- 
ment of a supper; but If any present made such a mis- 
take, they certainly did not lose by it, for, in general, 
the exercises were good. The declamation was fairly 
rendered, and it showed a desire to try, which is a 
good omen for improvement. The debate, considering 
that tbe speeches, as usual, had not been written, was 
excellent. In this extemporaneous speaking, of course, 
grammatical mistakes are, for beginners, almost una- 
voidable, and one of the debaters, making use of very 
long and Involved sentences, increased this natural dif- 
ficulty. Both however, kept their train of ideas. One 
criticism might he made on all the speakers, namely, 
that not one has a strong clear voice. A little vocal 
practice would do a great deal of good in this direction, 
and especially tosomeof those who came after the de- 
bate. Of these Mr, M. K. Brown gave a speech on soup, 
which reminded one of the Burlington Uawkeye man. 
It excited great laughter and was exactly what was 
wanted. A poem by Mr. Murphy had some good 
thoughts as well as poor expressions. The rest of the 
entertainment was composed of speeclies that were brief 
and in some cases, witty. The interest taken in literary 
societies here, where a large majority of the students 
never enter their balls, points out a difTerence be- 
tween large and small colleges. It is well kiiown that 



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the qoality of cla^R-rooiu work done here greatly excels 
that OBuaDy doDein email institutions. But ineomeof 
of the QumerouB colleges in Ohio, for instance, there is 
vastly greater stimulus to original work. At Antioch 
nearly every student belongs to a literary society. And 
with no disparagement to our own intended, weinu8t|say 
that the quality of this work done there, was, at least 
some five years ago, very much better than any we see 
here. Scenes from Shakespeare used to be acted fre- 
quently, and, on special occasions, one of his plays en- 
tire. Critical essays, which did not content themselves 
with vague generalities, were coojmon. The tendency 
here is toward acquiring facility, rather than depth. No 
one would think of bringing out an elaborate play here. 
The reason is partly that the students here are harder 
worked, and that there Is generally greater ambition to 
excel in the class-room work, than zeal for real self- 
improvement. But Ihe greatest cause is the general 
want of interest in the societies on the part of ths stu- 
dents. If the meetings were betler attended, the enter- 
tainments would be improved. This university has a 
large number of earnest and Hmbltious students, and we 
cannot but tiilnk that they are wrong in devoting all 
tbeir energies to gaining knowledge without cultivating 
the power of easily and gracefully imparting it toothers. 

It is not our desire to appear iu the role of fault-find- 
ers, yet In the late Athletic Association election we were 
pained to see such a lack of Interest in its aflkirs. 
Hardly more than thirty members of the association 
put in an appearance at the appointed time, and after 
the meeting was called to order, the election was hurried 
through with In amannertliat augurs ill for success and 
enthusiasm In our sports. The choice of ofilcers, with 
one exception, was made from but one faction, and on 
this account, therefore, the other side will feel less In- 
clined to support the adiuinisration, than they would, if 
they had a Just representation of officers. Again, it is 
to be regretted that the choice of officers was only made 
from one department. This association is supposed to 
be a University one, and for this reason, if for no other, 
its officers should be elected from the University at large; 
then University interest would he aroused, and each 
department would vie with the others In rendering tlieir 
portion of the board of control the most efficient. The 
election from the literary department, gives to the liter- 
ary Btudentaan egotistic air that HI becomes them. We 
cannot believe that this department alone contains ex- 
ecutive ability, and indeed It seems t" us, that If the 
officers of the Athletic Ai^soclation were elected from all 
departments and both parties, we would be assured of 
procuring, more often than by the old method, the right 
men In the right places. We commend these few re- 
marks to the earnest consideration of our political man- 
agers, with the hope that they may be able to profit by 
them. 



"On October BthPre»ldenlAnjell delivered an addictmnt the 
opening of Ihe womaii-s hriKpiiaL In Hong Kong. His audience 
was composed of LI Hinig Chang iind other Chinese omelals. and 
Miss Howard. M. D,. ii gmduato or llie Modioli Deparlment. To 
ber Influence the eKUblltlimeiit at Uila bOFpilal, and (lie one aX 
Tleiilaln are due. It will be remeiiiibered that Bhe saved tlielllieot 
Lady LI, vhlch accounts In part (or her Influence." 

This paragraph, which appeared In our last issue in 
Things Chronicled, has occasioned some discussion, for 
it was known that Dr. Angell did not leave Shangliai 
till October lOth. The press dispatch bringing Informa- 
tion of tiie hospital opening and the speech, was tele- 
graphed from Hong Kong, and so it was supposed the 
celebration had occurred there; hut later information 
removes all dlfHculty by slating that it was the hospital 
at Tientsin. Mention Is also made of the presentation 
of a pair of elolsoun^ vases by the English and Ameri- 
can Missionary Association of I'ekin, to Minister An- 
gell with an address approving of his official course, 
particularly of his action concerning the importation of 
opium, and his success In freeing the missionaries and 
Chinese converts from the burdensome and degrading 
taxes they have hitherto been forced to pay toward the 
support of IdolalrouB festivals. The steamer with Presi- 
dent Angell and family after leaving Shanghai touched 
at Hong Kong, Saigon, Singapore, Point de Galle, Aden 
and Suez. We have during the past week beard of his 
safe arrival at Naples, and, although the University has 
not suffered in his absence, every professor and every 
student is filled with the heartiest desire to welcome our 
distinguished President to the home in which he finds 
his greatest usefulness and pleasure. 

Not often do we find a person who will confess that 
he does not love what he calls "good music," but a 
Caste for and a true appreciation of genuine artistic mu- 
sic is seldom found among those who have not given 
especial attention to the subject, or who have not heard 
a great deal of the music. It was with the purpose of 
giving all who desire to educate themselves in this di- 
rection that the University Musical Society decided to 
give a series of four Chamber Concerts. The flrstcon- 
cert of the series, given last Friday evening, iu the new 
hall in the north wing, was a great success. Through 
some mistake no programmes were on hand, but the 
lack of them was more than compensated for by the 
short analyses of the works given by Prof. Cady, as he 
announced each number. The first number was aatrtng 
quartette by Haydn, and was finely performed by a De- 
troit quartette. Prof. Schullz, of the School of Music, 
playing the flrat violin. The last movement, especially, 
was delightful. Then followed a violin solo by Prof. 
Scbullz, and a piano solo by Miss May, both of whom 
gave one the idea that they were not trying to show off 
their skill nor to win applause, but were simply endeav- 
oring to give an honest interpretation of the music. 
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Marlft by Cherubim, sung by Miss Winchell, with the 
accompanimeut of the xtring quartette. Although we 
have heard her orten, we never heard her sing more 
beautirully or with greater expression. The programme 
closed with string a quartette by Schubert and a trio by 
Beethoven, for piaao, vloUn, and 'cello. Such a pro- 
grHmme affi^rds a strong contrast to those given us thia 
year even by troupea of considerable reputation — a con- 
trast, too, that Is not altogether favorable to the said 
troupea. Buch concerts cannot fail to elevate the tone 
of true musical feeling in the University and thus 
throughout the State, Of course at a concert given in 
tbla way we cannot expect auch finished execution as 
has been shown by some of the professional players 
who have visited u-t lately, but In the selection of the 
works rendered this concert was far better than any- 
thing that we have heard since Wilhelmj at least. The 
next concert will be a piano recital by Mr. Sherwood, of 
Bnston, an artist of extended and growing reputation. 
We can promise that his programme will be fully aa 
good as that of tbe last concert. 

It has come and gone, Wa can no longer look fur- 
ward with pleasant anticipation to the Gary Concert. 
Yet everyone, though entirely satisfied with the concert 
as a whole, cannot but feel Ihat there was something 
lacking, and that something was Annie Louise Cary. 
The concert Is advertised aa a " Qrand Concert by Misa 
Annie Louise Cary, assisted by tbe Boston Temple 
Quartette," and from auch a title we certainly have tbe 
right to expect that MIsa Cary would take a very promf- 
nent part. Yet on a programme of eleven pieces. Miss 
Cary has only two solos! It Is not that we objected to 
the Quartette, which was truly excellent, but that we 
wanted to hear Miss Cary ofteuer; in this respect we 
were gratified by her kind responses to the many en- 
cores. She was la excellent voice, and admirably filled 
the large hall with her full, rich voice. The scope of 
her voice and tbe fullness and roundness of both her 
high and low notes are only excelled by the sweetness of 
her middle tones. Her first selection, from Verdi, 
rendered in good style, but did not please as well 
as her encore, " Better Bide A'wee ;'' but In 
this piece Miss Cary took the liberty of changing one 
fo the finishing notes, thus spoiling one of the finest of 
the concluding phrases. It was, however, in Marston' 
" Tender and True" that Miss Cary made her greatest 
ImpressioQ. It was given in a manner with which we 
can find no fault. But Misa Cary showed by her rendi- 
tion of "Suwanee River," that she was not above out 
old popular airs. The Temple Quartette are an attrac- 
tion In themalves, and deserve great praise for the way 
In which they sang without accompaniment. They 
kept well together, harmonized almost perfectly, and 
only Qatted in one or two plaeea. Their points of expres- 
bIoq are singularly strong and varied, and they give a 



greater variety in this respect than is generally heard 
even in the most highly cultivated quartettes. The low 
notes of Mr, Ryder, the basso, were very fine, and pre- 
sented a foundation for the sweet tenors of Messrs. 
Parker and Want, such as is rarely heard. The " Reoor- 
dare" of Beethoven was, perhaps, their best selection. 
It is full of sweet and difSjult harmonies, which were 
rendered in an almost perfect manner. However, they 
made a very poor choice and also showed bad taite. in 
selecting the humerous glee, as one of their pieces. 
When a quartette has such talent and ability as the 
Boston Temple Quartette, It Is a disgrace and a shame 
that they should waste It in presenting such pieces aa 
" Jack Horner," Tbe event of the evening was Abt'a 
" On tbe Water," rendered by MIsa Cary and the Quar- 
tette, in which Miss Cary took the air, with a soft ac- 
companiment by the Quartette. In this aria Miss 
Cary's voice aounded even sweeter, if this is possible, 
than in ber other selections, Mr, Peterailea well sus- 
tained his reputation as one of our finest pianists. His 
execution of Henselt'a " Danklied nach Sturm" was 
fair, and was evidently encored, so that we might hear 
the " something more pleasing." It was " The Brook," 
which was executed in fine style. The air was clearly 
and strongly brought out by the left hand, while the 
right performed a brilliant obligato accompaniment. 
But there was no occasion for a second encore ; but part 
of the audience, probably induced by the gentle hint 
given before the Danklied, saw fit to call him out once 
more. This habit of encoring, as carried on in Univer- 
sity Hall, la greatly tu be condemned. We ll)te to aee 
merit recognized, but it la altogether too much to 
lengthen a fair sized programme to double or even treble 
Its original length. Tbe poor Judgment of our audi- 
ences in thia respect has been shown again and again. 
Only two weeks ago It was exhibited when a second- 
rate violinist was recalled several times to play trash, 
while good sinsrers were passed by with scarcely any 
recognition. Last night it was only shown In the ex- 
cessive recalls given to Mr. Petersilea, while Mr. Want's 
fair rendition of " The Sailor's Grave " was barely ap- 
plauded. However, in tbe main we have to thank the 
Lecture Board for having brought an exceptionally fine 
concert to A.nn Arbor. 

In answer to the many expressions of desire to ex- 
amine our college exchanges. The CHBOificLB has 
decided to place them in the general reading-room. Tbe 
editors have long wished a place that would be conveni- 
ent for meeting, and where an occaaional hour during 
the week could be passed in writing up copy, or by any 
student in acquainting himself with the doings of Bis- 
ter unlversltlea. While weary enough of the aggrava- 
tion attending so mucb running ai)out as la necessary 
now, we are happy to aay that we can afiTord to every 
I one the pleaaure of obtaining access to exchanges. 



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FROM THE OBRUAH OP HBINB. 

ThDD lovely maid of the ocean, 
Uafae AsL tby botit to IbdiI, 

My bean Is Longlnit Tor tliee. 
Come, ilvo to me tliy hand. 

To trust the nildeat sea, 

80 let my tienrt, my loved one. 

Be a reetlng place for ibee. 

For much my heart resembles 

The sea tboa lovest to brave. 

Its treasured pearls are bidden 

By tempest, storm and wave. 



SBLF-BSADB MBK. 



If one IBBD la self-made, we tblnk all are. If any 
of the men whose names in huge eapitala adorn the 
pages of history, whether those on which the ink is long 
since dry, or those which Time and Fate are even now 
printing ; if any of the men whose praises are oftenest 
on the lips of Fame have carved for themselves the ex- 
alted pedestals upon which they stand, so has every so- 
cial outcast and every criminal in our prisons digged for 
himself the loathsome cess-pool of misery Into which 
he has thrown his decaying carcass. 

We are all self-made men, or all creatures of circum- 
stances. Do not think, however, that you must prepare 
yourselves for a long discussion in determi nation of the 
the question whether "circumstances make the man" 
or vice versa ; such a preparation is unnecessary. That 
Is a question buried too deep in the uninviting ruins of 
hundreds of debating societies to admit of our digging 
up it« poor bones and rattling them here. Moreover, we 
»re but a sorry grave-digger. We will say a "requiescat" 
over the grave and pass on by another path. 

By another path ; for have we not all of us become 
rather unpleasantly familiar with the sign -post« along 
that well-trodden and uninteresting road that we have 
reluctantly traveled " from our youth up," In company 
with our parents or other persona with an equally warm 
interest In our welfare, and, in consequence, an eiiually 
inexhaustible fund of old fogyish advice about "self- 
help," etc.? 

Our subject is hackneyed from having been made 
the text of many a sermon. But our aim is not to ser- 
monize. Inasmuch as we take a different view of the 



subject than do the above-mentioned astute sermoQl- 

The self-made man— who is he ? What Is he? and 
what la hla true position among the powers of the age ? 

In laying out this subject for dissecting, it is of 
prime importance that we see clearly what Is before ua. 
The phrase is an ambiguous one. It may include char- 
acters alike in some outward traits, yet essentially and 
widely different. In one sense of the term, we cannot 
but regard the aeif-made man as the nuisance of the 
age. 

The language is often employed to denote not so 
much the Inward state or culture as the outward fashion 
through which it has been attained. But In this sense, 
the term cannot, with logical strictures, be applied to 
that peculiar constitution we have under consideration, 
Inasmuch as it represents nothing essential thereto. 

It may be best, then, lo determine who the self- 
made man Is not. The name is oft-times given to the 
truly noble person who has received an education in 
the Bchools, but through pecuniary means that were the 
fruit of his own exertions, or over even the stonier road 
of patient privations. This Is not the self-made man, 
and the term so applied is a gross misnomer, denoting a 
mere accident of life. Instead of essential character. 

This essential of the spiritual state does not at all 
depend on the fact of a man's having " gone through 
college," as the phrase goes. He may have had this ad- 
vantage and still come forth one of the most odious 
specimens of this mischievous genus. He may have 
gone through college and yet have been made, or made 
Ainisf^, througli other means than close converse with 
those studies that bring the mind into close communloa 
with the best thinking. Observation will show that 
our colleges are beglnniug to turn out a good deal of 
this sort of self-made article. 

He may, on the other hand, have never been within 
the walls of a literary institution, and yet be possessed 
of an extensive, a thorough, and, at the same time, 
thoToaably congervatliK culture, in all respects the op- 
posite of that obtained by many a one who flaunts his 
bachelor's or master's degree. And here let us say, that 
there is at the present day too much of that dangerous 
and destructive tendency toward Badicaiism — that poi- 
son of which youth, especially, Is naturally fond, and 
whose chief exponent Is the self-made man. But upon 
this all-important phase we have not space to dilate. 
We would only stop to recommend any one of the, no 
doubt, many sceptics of this our way of thinking, to 
read the London Quarterly, to which we are indebted 
for our, perhaps, phenomenal views in a young student. 

Again, the torm may be applied to one whose edu- 
cation has been attained through utiintiy private stttdg/, 
without the aid of schools in any way. But this also 
accidental circumstance cannot give us the essential 
difference, of which we are in search. In fact, thecal* 



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ture so acquired may have come fVom toithout, Juet as 
much aa If tt had be«ii obtained through the drill of the 
class-room or the Jlaclplineof the office. A well-selected 
course of reading may have [brought bucIi au one into 
cloaegt sympathy wltli the beet thinking of the beet and 
moHt cultivated niinils. Such coiumunion with such 
thinking lany have produced in him that esseatial fea- 
ture of soul which di»tinguiitlies between the true con- 
servative aud the mi^hievouB self-made man In the 
worst aspect of the character. I'he one thus educated 
may have used his private judgment, and used It well, 
la procuring from the beet books the best outward in- 
struction. 

We admire the true cooservative, because we think 
that it is true conservatism aloue in literary tastes that 
has the power of seeing where lies the truly excellent, 
and because our common sense despises all this twaddle 
of self-made men about " radical reforms " and " move- 
ments," who rail at society and the church, aud who 
are continually driveling their utter nonsense about the 
" practical," and are raising their Insignificant squeak- 
ing carping against the classics, whose sound tliinking, 
whose clear, manly, lofty spirit, and whose beauty are 
alike and equally unintelligible to them. Furthermore, 
the self-made man is nothing, If not perverse, in bis 
heterodoxy, in hie Uterary dogmas, and be clinga with 
bull-dog tenacity to his wretched mistaken tastes and 
ideas, which may be compared In both their becoming- 
uesB and their efl%ct upon the observer, to an ill-fitting, 
patched coat, far from beautiful In its aristocratic prime, 
and whose faults the long Interim since It left the hands 
of its bungling author has painfully exaggerated. 

We bil to find In the self-made man that intelli- 
gent sympathy which alone makes delightful, to one 
with a BCholar's tastes, hie fellow's companionship. 

Of course, we all admire the plucky spirit of the 
man who, in de&ult of a better way to bis goal out of 
the forest of Ignorance, seizes his axe manfully, and 
undauntedly hews himself out. Self-made? It Is bet- 
ter to be made in that way than not at all. The delight- 
ful " Autocrat " asks his audience if they remember a 
certain Irishman's house at Gambrldgeport, whioh I 
house he built from drain to chimney-top with his own | 
hands. It took him a good many years to build it, and < 
one could see that it was a little out of plumb, and a 
little wavy In outline, and a little queer and uncertain I 
in general aspect. A regular hand could have built a 
better house; but it was a very good bouse for a "self- 
made" carpenter's house, and people praised It, and 
said how remarkably well the Irishman had succeeded. 
They never thought of praising the fine blocks of 
houses a little farther on. 

Your self-made man deserves more credit, If that Is 
all, and we gracefully, nay gladly, award him a most 
hearty bravo! But we cannot bring ourselves to say 
amen to the declaration that he is in every way the 



squai of his fellow, who has attained genuine culture. 
Horace Qreely says, in truly characteristic expression, 
that "your self-made man takes a vast respODsiblltty 
off the Almighty's hands." 

As a rule, the most satisfactory friend and charm- 
ing man is the college-bred man with a deeply rooted, 
legitimate culture; but whose surface has been polished 
with the Timothy Tltcomb style of philosophy. 

THE BVJL OF KNOWLBDOE. 

The wise man wrote, "In much wisdom Is much 
grief," aud, "He that increaseth wisdom, Increaseth 
sorrow," and from his time to ours, from Creation to 
the Judgment, the secret longing of the human heart, 
conceal it as we will, is for the blist of ignorance. 

If a man's learning has not choked out of mind the 
delights of early childhood, if the cherub he left In the 
gate, when he forfeited his Eden, will let him approach 
aud survey his first blessings, he will behold a creature 
mild and gentle, dreamy as u rosebud or dewdrop, lisp- 
ing names of its own fancy, attached to every beauty, 
and finding all things beautiful, the lark, fr(^, crow, 
alike musical, every blossom a rare flower, every breath 
a Dew delight. He finds a friend la every dumb crea- 
ture, and his simple worship, la love. 

Let the observer glance quickly, for the scene Is to 
change. Man's curse is hovering over the child. He 
sees the tree of knowledge, he wonders at the fruit, he 
seeks to know it better, the first blush burns his cheek, 
but he is faciuated by a passion for new knowledge, he 
must exercise his freedom of mind, he Is no longer con- 
tent to love — he reaches forth to learn, and abandons the 
trust of childhood for the shifting doubts of after life; 
his thirst for knowledge draws him toward anything 
unknown, and, with all a fiend's guile, leads him oa to 

He walks in the garden, and the cool hour of refiec- 
tioa shows him he Is altered, and his conscience tells 
him that the cherub he has been, will guard his past, 
but never restore him to it. 

If we follow the history of our childhood, we find 
that our first fancies are all broken by the severe learn- 
ing that rushes upon us In our manner of life, with the 
air we breathe; we doubt, question, and yield up a 
cherished notion as if it had not been, aud for content 
and happiness, knowledge gives us suspicion and in- 
quisitiveness. No happy dream, or poetic illusion can 
please us, if the jack-in-the-box in it truel frightens It 
away. We cannot simply live, and appreciate pleasure, 
— we musl ever study, Investigate, question, and dispute 
for knowledge's sake, and no faith is free from scepti- 
cism, and no foud pursuit from Iconoclastic attack. We 
mistrust our senses, and employ the aid of artificially 
developed organs, to guide us. We learn to sufibr from 
that which Nature would have permitted us to enjoy. 



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and we shudder at noises and eights and feelingB that 
would please us, were It not for the refimmenls of know- 

Who for example does not secretly lonj? for the mel- 
ody hia boyhood found in 4lh of July, hand-organs, 
boDea, drums, whistles and retlles, when he Is hored to 
death with the scientific thunipings of classical music? 
But he is tiiflnitely belter off tban one who Is hlmaelf 
educated to appreciate artistic composition, for we are 
told no one can realize how maliciously a trained ear 
tortures its possestor with every discord and harsh note. 

All enligbled people have carried the pursuit of 
kncwltilge so far, that men are rare who are not so 
degraded as to prefer a few niciutbruls of food swallowed 
into llie ttcmath rteking liot, while the iiijiid bolts tlie 
dally CHlaiogue of crimes, to the blessed comfort of a 
leisurely breakfast; and just Lecaute they are learning 
the news! No matter whether it is mental and moral 
poison or not, it U new and all are seeking knowledge. 
A man wbo tries to be choice Id bis reading is galled 
and disgusted till he hardly darts read at all, yet be 
feigns an occasional pleasure, or piece of information, 
and follows his fate, reads and suffers as all alhers. 

We Qnd this passion for knowledge soasplilngaul 
uncoQtroIable, that it has beeD thought best for the 
world that all person very remarkably afflicted with cer- 
talD symplonis be gathered into universities. These 
places of refuge are supposed to be as heallby a vent for 
the escape of this popular ferment as can be devised, for 
' in them professors give out the knowledge they havecol- 
lected and written down, and students accept it. 

The advantages of this are, that the' students are 
kept quiet and think they are surer to know as much as 
those who have gone before, and when they have heard 
all the profesBors andjeft, they understand the folly of 
the performance and devote their after efforts toward 
getting others into Ihe same predicament. Then it 
helps to keep the professors from launching out Btill fur- 
ther Into the unseen. Ills very apparent that this is 
better than having the whole world shaken by thous- 
anda of independent investigators, for If it were, we 
would learn much more rapidly, and man would all the 
sooner become a heartless, Godlesa wretch. 

Btill, strange as it is, we find that colleges are not 
guarded aa places for the confinement of criminals or 
insane people of certain types, but that each object of 
attack, as in the spotted-plague, seeks toglve the disease, 
not however to one another, hut to whole schools of 
youth, whom he strives to beguile Into college, and few 
have the the hardihood to resist his allurements. 

Trifling as tills device Is to couflne and diminish the 
fire kindled by the numberless lamps of learning, man 
has given up ail other methods of restricting its ravages. 
A few centuries ago, umorevigorouscourse was adopted, 
but the aim beiug to crush out knowledge from certain 
classes and foster it !□ others ; it failed, for so long as 
one spark exists, it is nut (lueuched. If all who are in 



the labyrinth could find a sudden death, posterity might 
have Arcadia again. 

As it is, DO man Is of any consequence till he has 
been dazed by the light of truth, and no one's mind la 
trustworthy till his judgment is perverted Id the chan- 
nels of thought £ome old dreamers have scooped out for 
UB. Fortunately, however, this pursuit la mainly con- 
fined to scraps of ancient literature, or abstruse reason- 
ing on subjects having least to do with Ihe pleasure and 
occupation of life. I say fori unstely— because the de- 
luded are agreed that these subjects are best to train the 
intellect. Now if the minds in college faculties were 
not so well trained, btudeuts might think the pecullari- 
liea of an occasional profei^sor would be modified by 
greater study, but as it is, all see plainly that it is the 
training that Is to blame ; Ihey have all they caught, so 
the students are sometimes fortunate enough to keep out 
some of Ihe learning, and keep in some of the common 
»>ense Nature has given them. That Ihey are educated 
out of ail enjoyment is a smaller matter. If they have 
enough judgment to live on. 

Knowledge has separated more friends than any 
other influence. ;How often has it destroyed companion- 
ship, either opposing people In opinion, or carrying one 
person out of range of another? 

And how many souls has knowledge wrecked ? 
How many has it beguiled from a peaceful, loving faith 
in Qod and man, to doubt of ell goodness lu both? 
From how many thousands ;has it taken the blessed 
comfort of prayer? How many thrown into eternity 
with wasted lives? 

Beware of the tree of knowledge; who shall say 
where the delusion will end, or how it will carry him, 
or through what sin it will lead him ? Ever, something 
beyond calls and tempts us on throughout our lives. 

We have been told often that men are like sheep, 
and though the old bell-wether, who probably knowa 
most in this world, took to spade and pitchfork long ago 
and retired to his suburban attode, we are study ingfosall 
foot-prints here, and soot and ashes from one of hia 
chimneys over the ocean yonder, and vegetation from 
the roof of his cavern, and the animals that live on it, 
BO that our perseverance may be rewarded sooner than 
we expect, and, sheep, lamt>s, and ail, we shall follow 
his leading and receive his own warm welcome. 

In fact he has made every efibrt to keep knowledge 
fashionable, and keep men ever struggling for more ; he 
has made tbem grow to depend upon that they feed on, 
and liis subjects work at his direction, so that the blatk 
art has atrociously been called to the light, and has es- 
caped the opprobrium that properly belongs to it. 

"A little knowledge Is a dangerous thing, drink 
deep or touch not the Pierian spring." Now If know- 
ledge is in any sense good, why are we told it is danger- 
ous unless one goes deep — down toward tlieold leader In 
rctlremeut spoken of whom we all consider Is not good 



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at all, unlej'i we are luTatuuted witli our punuit o 
knowledge? 

Vitanda eat improba eiren acientia ia a motto that i 
generally given wrong, but8ocorrected,may streugthei 
U9 in our flglit againitt the curse. 



BORROWS OF QUILLS. 

Mr. Q. Quilla has sworn off vers! flcation— for the 
present at least. The way of it was this: he was mailing 
such glorioua progress — in his own opinion, that he got 
to grinding out more than he linew what tn do with, 
especially after the Imp of Doggerel aud E-isence o 
Spring Poetry had conducted him into the realm of am- 
atory com posltlou, which tickled hiH palate monstrtinaly. 
So what should he do, hut scratch and sweat, till, from 
bis addled brain, he had evolved a production, which he 
fondly hoped would melt the hltherlo impregnable heart 
of his mistress. The answer that he received in due 
time, cauned his sudden resolution ta desert the Held to 
which he had imagined his Presiding Qenius had un- 
questionably pointed him. In his lackadaisical ad- 
dress he had recounted to the amiable mistress of his 
heart all the preeminent excellencies of body and mind 
with which his love-blinded fancy had clothed her. 
The part of the cruel maiden's reply that had caused his 
aforesaid heart-rending n^solve, ran something like 
this : '' There Is a poiot at whioli the ftorbearauce of 
even so amiable an Individual as I am acknowledged to 
be must cease. If you have any regard for my feelings, 
if you desire to retain the slightest liope of my continued 
favor, you must grant me one request, which would cer- 
tainly appear rational in the eyes of an Impartial aiid 
unprejudiced person— that you will spare me any repe- 
tition of your metrical inflictions, conspicuous as they 
are, not so much for their detestable versification and 
utter lack of any literary merit, as for an unpardonable 
disregard of the primary, siiuplest, and most fundamen- 
tal principles of veracity." 

This delicate hint comes upon poor Quills like a 
thunder-clap, while he la conBtructing another elaborate 
idyl to address Theocritusl-ike to hia Amaryllis. Bit- 
ter anguish lacerates his inmost soul. His countenance 
lathe very picture of despair. He rolls his eyes, and 
clasps hia bands, and tears his hair, and — yes he does- 
he swears. Will not this poor flame of life flicker out, 
now that the supply of the oil of hia fervid love is thus 
suddenly cut off? It does not die out, but it burns hec- 
tic in his cheek and feverish in his eye. The dread rav- 
ages of a violent attack of hypocbondriaais reduces his 
Apollo-like form to such a condition that bis facetious 
Mend is justified in dubbing him an " emaciated skele- 
ton ;" in fact, he seems upon the point of evanescing 
into nothingness. 

Ah, poor QuiiU, luy soul grieves for thee. Thy fa- 
vorite occupation gone, thy best girl lost, what is better 
than that thou shouidat atretch thy melancholy neck ? 



THE COW. 

When Jove assigned the beasts their parts the cow 
got a low position. It is a moo-ted question whether 
she honked it or tosned up for It. 

The fodder of the cow is the bull, which If you are 
a read man, It Is best to atcer clear of. The cow lias 
other kinds of fodder also ; but we do not know hoO'/ed 

Seme cows are killen fteij/bre they are very old. We 
veal for them. If killed when too young they are only 
worth heifer dollar or so. 

It is uncertain where th^ now hbieti, bul the largest 
parts of a Chicago girl wear the cowhide^. 

The cow is not sure of foot. We have seen a cow- 
slip In a meadow, aud heard that aoounties in the mud. 

Tlie principal use to which she Is put Is to cowte- 
nance oleoinargerine. 

The cow is good, butter milkmaid of aqueous solu- 
tion of cliaik is edbid that. 

Tiie Ancients believed the world was supported by 
a aky-blue cow on her hundred horns. In their Philos- 
ophp this was the Uitimatum, or Final Cowi. 

On the whole, the cow is the boa animal. 



CORRSSPOHDBNCE. 



Ann Abbos, Hot. IS, 1S81. 
Editors CnaoNicLE : 

Dear Sir»—l picked up the following in my French 
paper, Le Temps ; perhaps It may prove worthy of being 
read and commeuted upon by those scIeatiScally In- 
clined ; 

A certain Mr. Mouillurd has just written a work 
entitled, " The Euipireof tbe Air," in wliich he alludes 
to tbe flight of birds and rapidity of motion of otlier 
animals. This publication called forth any number of 
communications more or less serious, and among theoi 
the following: 

a>,~Allow me to bring t«DoUce,ua parallel totbe blrdiand 
dogs Bpukeii of by Mr. Moulllard, aome Bpeclei wbloh, Iheugh 
more bumble und lene-^-terrt, are eadowed wllbadHTereatpOver 

This may he Judged from the following calculation, wbleh 
may, perbapg, aatonlah many a one among your reader! : 

are tberefore needed to make I gramoie,- or SU.OQU for I kilogram. 

Ag(H>delzedelephBntwelglia3.DU0kllagraiiiai9, 1. e.,3.W0Ume8 
more tbaii 30,000 anu, or ISO.OUO.OOa at anta. 

An anl Iravela nearly I meter In a minute. 

An elepbant endowed wltb the same power of locomotion 
ought then to travel ISO.UUO.OIM meters In a. minute, or 160,000 klla- 
meters: or e.UUO.OOO kilometers per bour, or 21(1.000,000 In 31 bours.or 
21fl.000,0i»x36S days-^eventy-elglit milliard, eight hundred and 
forty millions kllmeters per annum, or lu function of meters und 
In Qgurea, TH,!<4O,0oa,00O,000 meters. 

Is this not the most extraordinary animal In crea- 
tion? Truly yours, , 
-■ - P. R. DbPont. 



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WITH conufderable interest we have renently been 
examining the early numbers of the University 
Chronicle, kindly loaned by Prorespor Demmon. Aa 
the boys now in eollef^e bave not eoouf^li years to buh- 
tatn so long a memory, and as a sufficient time has 
elapsed to have erased many recollectiuDs of historical 
moment from the miuds of the alumni, we purpose 
briefly to review the chronicles of college events juet 
aft«r the war, when, we dare *>ay, there was more prog- 
ress and Intellectual activity In the University than has 
been seen before or since. The class of 166S has the 
honor of presenting us with four full profeesors and two 
assistants. Their names are Profs. Demmon, Hariing- 
tou, Sleere, Walter, Pattengill, and J. B. Davis. We 
doubt if ever a college class hae done so well by its 
alma mater. But we have something further for which 
to be grateful to them, for by their energy they founded 
The Chronicle. The first number, we find, was read 
by the college world March 2, 1867. It had but three 
editors to answer to a fornightly call for " more copy." 
Its columns were somewhat longer and wider than our 
present ones, but five pages contained the reading mat- 
ter. We are glad to say that its suggested fear of being 
an "ephemeron" has not been realized. In the first 
number we find a vigorous communication against the 
State Legislature for having passed a resolution request- 
ing the Regenta to expel all Southerners from the Uni- 
versity ; an interesting account of the celebration of 
Washington's birthday, when Fighting Joe Hooker 
and other generals were in the city ; an aunouncement 
of the appearance of the ninth volume of the Palla- 
dium, and other articles. Two weeks later we are in- 
formed of the selection by the students, of the college 
colore, azure-blue and maize; that the number of the 
students Is 1,255 ; that there is danger that homceopa- 



tby will be established here; and that Vol. I, No. 1, of 
The Oracle has made lis appeamnce. In No. 8 we are 
amused at reading the account of the Junior Eihibl- 
tinn, in which the reporter hae the bud taste to criticise 
our embryo professors .with an especially trenchant 
pen. Here, too, it is suggested that the Lecture Associ- 
ation devote its money to the procuring of papers and 
magazines for a reading room. Upon turning over the 
leaves, we are interested in lieeing articles on the gym- 
nasium. One opens with : "Each class here, within [he 
last tliirty yearn, has asked, shall we ever have a gym- 
nasium?" We also hear a low murmur of women's 
rights, and co edueution begins to rear its bead. With 
these early numbers the University lost the services of 
Profs. Lewitt, Gunn, and White, the latter of whom 
went to found Cornell. 

To show the literary spirit of the time, we may note 
the publication of (be Univeistty Chronicle ; the Maga- 
zine, published by six edlfrs from the senior class, ten 
numbers a year being Issued ; the Oracle, an annual by 
the sophtf ; the Palladium, by the f^ecret societies, and 
theCaatalia, by the independents. There were Com- 
mencement speeches, Junior, sophomore, and even 
fre^^liman exhibitions ; and besides all this, the literary 
societies were flourishing, having a large part of the 
u ml erg rad nates enrolleil, and full reports of meetings 
were Inserted in the college papers. Base-ball also de- 
manded attention, and as the University possessed the 
champion nine, they used to amuse themselves with 
the Detroit club by a score of 70 to 18. 

At the opening of the next college year we see four 
editors on the stafT, and they relieve themselves every 
week. For a year this continued, but in October, '68, 
six "quill drivers" conducted its affairs. The present 
size and form of The Chronicle first appeared in the 
fall of '69, when it became a fortnightly paper with its 
HubHcriptloii price 52.60, and with the editors' names 
not published. Its name bad formerly been the Uni- 
versity Chronicle. This was then changed to the one 
we now have, but the nameless editors made tlie mis- 
take of beginning a new series and calling It No. 1 of 
Vol. I. Had thty continued in the regular order we 
should now be publishing Vol. XVI. As an Interesting 
fact, it is also well to observe that the editors remained 
incognito until the board of the spring of 1879 resolved 
to sacrifice its modesty to tlie curiosity of the public. 
We doubt if tbey ever received more praise than cen- 
sure, but perhaps a few compliments from the ex- 
cimnges, which have always been so kind to us, had 
puffed them up, and they resolved to back the pi4>er 
with their names, thus securing their Individual share 
of praise from those who understood the nature of their 
work. But concerning the later history of our paper It is 
not within the province of this article. We have only 
wished to freshen the memory of its early days. 



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Lite of '74. 



isatic Adams irnn prlDClpnl or the high school at Paw Tav, 
Mich.. '75-B, and aflerwarda pmotlced law in Chicago. He la now 
at Wliidoni. Minn., doing a general law and loan business. 

Newton Ualdwtn graduated Irom Ibe Medical Deparlment in 
'75. and hai since been prnctlclng hln profession In f^tanton. Va. 
He says " the boys that wore Itie gray " are aa genial and generous 
hearted men as he ever knew, and he UlieB his practice among 
tliem, and Is sueceeding excellently. Is married, but halt no chit- 
Frank A. Carle wenl into Journallam In Indlanapolln In 1S74. 

aince '77 lie lias been on thccditurlul BlatTof the Pioneer Press, St. 
Paul, Minn., of which paper lie Is nuw managing editor. 

DeWlttC.ChnllK studied theology, li-e. and In 7T went to 
BeRlon. Bulgaria, as a missionary. He Is now superintendent of 
Uie M. E. mission or Bulgaria, living at Lovech. He Is married 
and has two children. 

Francis M. Davlsson has been Tor the last three years county 
surveyor of Preble county, Ohio, and has been recently reelected. 
Address. E:h ton, O. 

Znehury T. Emery graduated rrom the Detroit Medical Colleeg 
In 7-1. and From the Long Island College Hospital lalerin the same 
year. Has since been practicing his profeeslOD at STU Greene ave.. 
Brooklyn. N. Y. Is attending surgeon at Ibe Broofclyn Central 
Dispensary, aud physician to the Graham Home and Orphan 

John E. Ensign graduated rrom theOnIo Slate and Union Law 
Bchoot In '70. Wan In the hardware business rmm '76 to '70, since 
which lime he has been practicing law at 236 Superior St., Cleve- 
land, O. 

James M. Everett graduated rrom the Rush Medlral College, 
Chicago, III,, In -77. Has since been practicing medicine In com- 
pany with his flilher, at Dlion, 111. Married Mils Etta Jones at 
Ainboy, 111.. January 15, 1879. 

Lyman D. Foil elt la practicing law at Grand Rapids, Mich. 
Was elected circuit court commissioner last fall, the only man 
elected not running on the Republican ticket. He married Miss 
Julia Sllgh, of Grand Rapids, sod has one child, a daughter. 

James H. Glover has been for six years pharmacist for Parke, 
Davis £Co., manufacturing chemists, Detroit, Mich. 

Jullen 8. Hull was In Ibe real estate business at Chicago, '7t-a. 
in Nashville. Tenn.. 76-8. and afterwards connected with the Fire 
Insurance Patrol at Chicago. He Is now assistant engineer on the 
Denver £ Rio Grande R. R., with headquarters at Denver, Col. 

Albert Hanlsniau took hla Ph. C. from the t^hool of Phar- 
macy, and has since 71 been prescription pharmacist with J. U. 
Fry, druggist. 8ri3 Wabash avenue, Chicago. 

Victor H. Lane graduated from the Law Department In 78 
having spent '75 on the U. S. Lake Survey of Lake Ontario. He li 
now practicing law at Hudson, Mich. 

Fred. A. Maynard graduated from the haw Detmrtment In 'TO 
and has since practiced law la Grand Rapids. He was elected 
prosecuting attorney of Kent county, last fall. Married, li 
Miss Charlotte M. Nelson, of Grand Rapids, and has one chl 
girl two years old. 



HarryS C. Parker Isengaged In thai 



tr trade at SSe Wood- 



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St, Deti 



t. Mich 



F. Reed graduated from the Medical Department In 
lied at Grand Rapids, but soon removed to lonlo, Mich., 
e poaltlou of physician of the Michigan State Houseof 
Correction. He held this position till August 1, 1881, when he be- 
gan general practice In lonla. Will be glud to see anyone hailing 
m the U. or M. 

John S. Richardson waa bookkeeper (brConn. Mutual Life In- 
ance Co . at Indianapolis. 74-5; on edllorlal statT or the St. 
Louis Tribune, 70-8; leaching and writing Tor Ibe papers at 
Qulncy, III.. In 78;.aud Is now edlllug a paper In Rock Island, 111. 
ncheSlocum taught for some time at Waia hatch le, Texas. 
She Is now tiookkeeper for ber flilher In Ihe Ohio Oil Works, at 
Marietta, Ohio, and also telegraph operator on the Western Union 

Spring was admitted to Ihe bar In 7S ; was supervisor, 
has, since 79. been Surrogate of Cattaraugus Co., N. Y. 
This olBco and the results of bulldozing the un sophisticated gran- 
, he says, keeps the wolf from the door. 

Chos. A. Warren practiced law for some time at Qulncy. 111.; 
loving Ui Chicago In 78, where In '79 he opened a law office In 
partnership with Mr. Powers, under firm name or Warren A Paw- 
Has made a speclnlly of corporation law, especially Blt«nd- 
1 telephone litigation, bis firm being all/irneys for five tele- 
e companies. Was married In October, 74, and has one 
child. 

N. Wheatley was Deputy Clerk of Barlbolamew Co., Ind, 
erward Clerk or the same, and Is now principal Deputy 
Clerk bf the Buprema Court of Indiana, allndlauapoUe. 

Charles R. Wiog waa engaged in tobacco manufaolure In 75-S, 
when he was admitted U> the bar. Has since practiced law at 
Monroe, Mlcb. 

E>Jward W. Wllhey graduated rrom the Law Department In 
76, and took a Master's degree In the same year. Practiced law at 
Grand Rapida In the Drm of ButtarUeld A Wither, op to Jan., '81, 
Since that dale has been alone. Is unmarried and has do Imme- 
diate pjuapeots of changing hlscoDdliloa. 

Julius Clapp was a bookkeeper from '73-T. Is now senior mem- 
ber of the firm of Clapp A Bailey, Boston. Mass.. and Is doing a 
One business. 

Frederick M. Inglebart Is Junior memheroflhe law Arm of 
Money & Inglebart, Buffalo, N. Y., and la doing a thriving bual- 

Calvln Thomas taught In Grand Rapids 1I-&; studied philoso- 
phy at Lelpslc. 76-8; since 78 Instructor in modern languages In 
the University. Waa married in 1880. but lost bis wife last year. 



Phannics of '77. 

[Continued from last issue.] 
Will F. Orimth Is a pharmacist at Howell. Mich. 
Albert A. Hallock graduated Itoro the Medical Department U 



e. Ohio. 



.s a pharmac 



Frank J. Hubbard, medic, 79, Is now a physician at Galesburg. 
Mich. 

Kent P. Humlslon is al Mltineapolls, Minn. 

Marion E. Johnson is prescripllon pharmacist with H. A. 
Bourne. 2S7 Main street. Poughkeepsle, N. Y. 

John H. Johnson Is a pharmacist al Far well, Mich. 

Joseph J. Johnston is at WeatflBid, N. Y, 

Abram P. Kerley Is In pharmacy at ModaUne, N. Y. 

David Kirk Is nt Stratford, Ont. 

viclorKnapplsat Buonvllle. Ind. 

Arthur a. Lobb Is a pharmuclist al Monroe,^ 



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WIlllHm H. D. LewlB, medic, '78, pbfBlclaD. Eiut Fourth street. 
Cblcago, III. la prealdlng offloerof tbe Board of Health of Hyde 
Park, 111. 

Robert Lognn, medic, V. of H. TA, and graduate ot the College 
of Ph;9lclaDa aod Surgeonn, N. Y., 'TT. Studied In Europe Id '77 
BDil 18. PbjnlolaD. laola. Mich. 

William L. lADg 1b a pharmacist at Ptynioutb. Ohio. 

Stanley £. Parklll la la lbs drug bnalnesa wltb bis mtber, ih' 
Ovoaso, Mich. 

Mar]' E. Post 1b engiged In teaching chemlatiy. la a member 
or tbe Rocbeater Bociety ot Natural Scleace. 6« Allen atreet. 
Eooheater, N. Y. 

El wood M. Reed la practicing pharmncy at New Rlcbmood, O. 

J. H. Smith la trevetlng lf>T a drug house In ONwego. N. Y. 

Rausoni H, Stevena, niedtc, "K, was nome time In pharmacy at 
Its Third street, Detrult; sluoe. In tbe practice or medicine In 
Grand Rapldi. 

Clarenoe O.Stnne ls«pbarmac1sl wltb FranK I ngl I a, Detroit, 
lilch. 

J. W. Tompkins la Bsilatant In pharmacy at BabyloD.N. Y. 

PbanDlos of '61. 

F. C. Bailey Is a member of the Junior class, Medical Depart- 

C. L. Becker Is engaged In pbarinacy with Pleraan & Sons, at 
Lincoln. III. 

E. E. Qatchell lain Sobeiman'a Pharmacy and Photographic 
Slock Depot, at AtlarDta, Ua. 

Mlu H. L. Harrington Is a member of the Junior claaa in the 
MedlcalDeportmenL 

H. P. HcCrea la wltb W. H. Bartlett, drugglat, 827 Broad street, 
AugiialA. Ga. 

M. Noll la working In Lang'a Pbermacy, at TOS Commercial 
street, Alchlaon, Kansas. 

F. R. Olea la with Stearna ± Co., wholesale druggists, Detroit. 
Ulcb, 

F. C. Parser la wltb Rodgers & Montgomery, wholesale drug- 
gists, 118 Uampsblro street. Quincy. Ill, 

B. Parrotllaadruggiatat 310 Nortb Delaware street, Indian- 

C. W. Parsons la engaged In the Agricultural Department, 
Washington, D. C. 

8. Scbmldt Is a druggist and chemist at 9!t7 Nlntb avenue. New 
York City. 

W. A. SeitDD la a drugglat and chemist In Manafleld, Wis. 
a Texlor la HSalxtant In the Chemical laboratory, V. of M. 
F. A. Thompson lain Uoodyear'a phnrmacy, Ann Arbor, Mich. 

D. D. Turner la In F. W. R. Perry's pharmacy at 709 Woodward 
avenue, Detroit. Mich. 

A. M. Wbeeler Is a member of tbe Junior class. Medical De- 
partment. U. of M. 

C.n.Clrkler la engaged In pharmacy at Mlnnenpolla. Minn. 

E. H. Maae Is engaged In pharmacy wltb Chase A Bullow, 
wholesale and retail drugKlsts, Aurora. III. 

Mlscellaneoos. 

Thomas L. Beaton, lit. '79, Iain town, studying law. 
Mlsa Anna B. Qelaton, lit. '81, bas renlgned her position at 
Flint, to accept a position In the faculty of Wellciley College, 

Mies Maggie Morton, tit, '81, spent Tbanksglvlug wllh her 
parents Iti this city. 

Mlas M. J. MalcoImaoD. formerly of '83, Literary Deportment, 
is teacher of Engl lab and Rhetoric In the Detroit high school. 

Miss Emma Smith, formerly a member of 'Bl, Literary Depart- 
ment, bas charge of the eleventh gradeof the Detroit city acboola. 

J. J. Reed, lit. '78, spent hlsTbankaglvlog In town. 

Chaa. M. Wllaon, lit. '80, has rsceatly been In town. He la con- 
nected wtUi a railroad at Ionia. 



Charlea Thompson, formerly of '81, Literary Department, now 
studying law In Detroit, passed blsTbankaglvlng wltb friends ■□ 
tbiB city. 

AsaD. Whipple, lit, 'SI, baa resigned hIspoBltlon In tbescboala 
at Dexur, Mich,, to accept a situation In a bank at White Plgeoa, 
Mich. 

Alice A. Freeman, lit. 'T6, for some years a member of the Ac- 
uity of Wellesley College, boa been made vice-prealdent of that 



Uclty. 



Dr. Neal, medic. '81, Is now in town. He la attending medical 
lectures In New York olty IUIe year. 

John Michel 1, law, '77, tor aome time practiced law In company 
with Mr. Courtrlgbt. of Oregon, one of tbe famous Hayes electors 
ITom that Stale. He next went Into Journallam. and Is now part 
owner and editor of The Dalles Weekly Times, Wasoo oouaty, 
Oregon. 

Clarence M. Hill, formerly of tbe Ijtw Department, now en- 
gaged In the lumber business at East Snglnaw, Is making a. sbort 
visit in this city. In company with his wife. 

A. J. Babcock, law. 'SO, Is engaged In mining In Colorado, but 
will spend tbe winter In the eoat. 

P. 8. Dodge, taw, 13. Is la town wltb bis llimlly. He Is editor 
of the Clipper, at Sliinlon, Micb. 

Wllila Baldwin, lit, 'SI, has returned to college. 

Fred S. Bell. Ill, 'TS. formerly a Curoniclb editor, was lately 



L. Q. Morey, lit, 'S3, o 



It of weak eyes. 



Henry A. FltzKlmmons. formerly of 'SZ, Literary Department, 
bas been visiting his Irlends here for tbe pest few days, 

L a Van Slyke, lit, 'TS, Is working for hla PU. D. In the Labor- 
atory. 

Will Wbedon, lit, '81. oame home a few days ago. to attend the 
wedding of his sister, Mlsa Nelly Wliedon. 

K. R. Smoot. lit, '7S, la now In the Law Department. 

Frank Mead. ht. 70, now practicing law at Houghton, MIcb., Is 
In town on a visit. 

W. W. Cook, lit, 'BO, Is In tbe Law Department. 

H. K. Tlnaman, lit. '83. has lately returned to college, bavlng^ 
been detained by trouble wltb his eyes. 

W. J. Webb, medic of '7S. was married in tbis city, last Wed- 
nesday, to Miss Nelly M. Wbedon. He Is practicing at Lowell, 
Mich. 

News has Just c.roe to naof the death of Mr, J. W. Yule, lit, 
'73. It occurred August 30tb, at bis borne In Alma, Wlsconaln. 

C. C. Huff, bomoeop, '81, bas located at Saline, In tbia oounty. 

Stewart N. ^beramerborn, lit, '81, Is teaching at Hoboken, 
N.J. 

O. W. I.oug. medic. '81, died lately at Dearborn. 

Prof. Robert H. Tripp, lit. '81, and late of tbe chair of latin In 
tbe StBle University of Minnesota, has received and accepted an 
appointment to tbe same ebalr In tbe State University of Iowa, 
at Pel 1)1. 

H. J. Wllllama, medic. 'SI, Is pracUcIng medicine wltb bis 
totber, Addresa, Qulncy, MIcb. 

Arthur L. Worden, medic, '79, bos lately moved to Dea Moines, 

and baa a good practice. 

Mrs. H. A. Beurdsley, medic, '81, Is practicing In Jonesvllle, 

Mlas Florence B. Holden, medio. '81, Is practicing at Green- 
ville, 111. 

MISH Mary Snoddy, medic, '81, la praotlclug at tbe New Eng- 
land Uoapltal, Boston. - ^.- , _ _ _ — 



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a their 



'85 holds a claH maPtlnK to-day. 

MHKgle Mitchell next Tliuraday. 

" Itooms to Lot," at the opera home. Dec. ITlh. 

Tlie Alpha Delia Fhl rr&ternlty will begin operatic 
new society bouse soon. 

The Lecture Assocliitlon have Informed us Lhat the Llstemaiin 
Concert Company will appear here aenin thin year. 

The University l^cnata met InKl Monday evening and adopted 
n I ting resolutions upon the dealt of ei- President Tappan. 

Btorm porches have been put up In front of the Rt. James Ho- 
tel doors. They do not Improve the appearance at (he street. 

Hee the effect or the use of slung. EiBSperated seulor to pugil- 
istic rre>hman ; '■ I say, Freshle, If you break my furniture I wlU 



Prof. Langley has non in press " Lectures on Chfiulri 
Ics and Oenerul Chemistry." It la to be used by his cli 
connection with his lectures. 

The Oiacle Board held a meeting this morning, orgar 
work and elected a lighting editor. Tbe box la now open 
trlbutlona from the clusj" of '81, 



IPbys- 



Thool 






idlnai 



irgum 



of vhat he characterized as a hy-e 
smoothed It over by calling It a ho-ax. 

The bIdB for this year's Unlvemlty printing were opened 
Wedneaduy. but as the nulhorllles thought one bid was not legal, 
they appointed lo-day as a time when they should try It again. 
Only two bids were presented. 

F. H. Borrodalle, law, '81, has sent several specimens of an- 
cient copper and earthenware from New Mexico, to the Courier 
oHlce. Among them are a copper kettle and an earthen bowl. 
Host of them were made at Pueblo, by the Indians. 

Next Monday evening there will be a musical at the residence 
of President Frieie, for the benefit of the LadleB' Library An 
essay on Beethoven will be read, and selections from lhat famous 
composer will be rendered. A good lime is expected. An admls- 
Blou feaol fifteen cents will be charged. 

One of the most liberal publishing houses In oarcountry Istbe 
well koownflrmofD. Appletod&Co. THE CHKomri-K la under 
many obligations lo them for favors In the past, and we appreci- 
ate thoroughly their generosity. We trust our many friends and 
palrons. In thelrdeslretogel hooks upou any subject whatever, 
will notlbll lo remember these gentlemen. 

The first of the series of addressea under the auspices of the 
civil service reform association, will be given this evening In the 
law lecture room, by Professor C. K. Adams, whose subject will 
be, "Theavll Hervlce of England; the Old and the New." The 

by Professor Adnms, and one each by ex-Oovenior Blulr, of Jack- 
son, Professor C. A. Kent, of Dclroll, Sherman Bogers, of Buffiilo. 
and President Angell. The lecture to-night is free. 

■■ A dispatch was received here froni Detroit on Monday au- 
Douncing the receipt of a cablegram from Minister Angell, telling 
of the safe arrival of himself and llimlly at Naples, luly, from 
Shanghai. The dispatch stated that they had passed quarantine 
at Nuples, and were off for Rome. It was expected that they 
would arrive at Naples by the 2Bth Inst, anil their friends here 
werealreadyexpectingatelegrHmannouucinc thelrarrlval, when 
thedlapatch was received on Monday. They will travel Ihrough 
Europe, sailing from England for home, anil their return to Ann 
Arbor will now be an Interval of bat a few months."— [Keg later. 



The laws are working at their theses. 

Work on the new library building la progressing. 

Harrison's " Photos " at the opera house, Dec. 13. 

The bolldflys begin on tbe evening of tbe3Sd, College opcDi 
again on January lOlh. 

Barney McAuley will play the " Messenger from Jarvis Sta- 
tion," at the opera house. Dec, 13lb. 

Whatis tbeuseof aliglitln a hall at the University unleM It 
Is lighted on dark evenings from Ave lo six. 

A freshman wanted lo know the other day whether " Maggie 
Mitchell " was a sophomore " co-ed," or not. 

If you wish to see something funny, played by a good troupe, 
see " Rooms lo Let," Dec. IT, at the opera house. 

Tbe I>ekes had their usual Thanksgiving banquet. In Detroit 
last week. It was well attended and ajolly lime Is reported. 

Hon. J. V. Campbell will deliver an address on the life and 
character of the late Dr. Williams, In University Hall, to-morrow 
afternoon at three o'clock. 

Tbe Junior dents bave elected tbe Ibllowlog offlcen: Preal- 
dent, N. A. Darling; vice-president, B. 8, Palmer; secretary, E. A. 
Kremer; treasurer, G.W.Cocbran; edllorof The University, W. 
E. Dadmun. 

UurlngThanksglvlngweck a large number of the studen Is ate 
turhoy at home, or with friends out of lown. Many of the alumni 
paid Ann Arbor a visit, and took dinner with their friends here. 
Several of their names wilt appear lu the personal columns. 

As there seems Ui be little likelihood of our being able lo Join 
tbe eastern league, why would It not be a good plou to form a 
western one with Hillsdale. Albion, the Agrlijullural College, 
Oberlla,lt«clue.and Chicago University I To play at these places 
would not require an extended absence from ouHege. 

Tbe Bopbotnorea met a week ago last Saturday, and, after a 
warm contest, elected the following board of editors fbr tlie Ora- 
cle: A. H. Williams, V. V. Wagner, A. E. MlllBr, F. N. Scott, D. E. 
Fairbanks. Hugh Brown, H. C. Palmer, and W, B, Chamberlalo. 
Wield the pen snccessfuily, and give us an Oracle that we may be 
proud oC 

At Ihe annual meeting of the Albletic Association, two weeks 
ago to-day, the following offlcem were elected: President, H. 8. 
Mahon, Ann Arbor; vice-president, T. Oillmore. Denver. Col.; 
secrelary, H. A. Mandell, Detroit; treasurer. W. F. Word, Vir- 
ginia City, Nev. Directors: F. W. Davenport. Eureka, III.; O. p. 
Haghart, Orand Rapids: W. J. Olcoll, Isbpemlng; F. W. Arbury, 
Flint; F. F. Wormwood, Rockford, III, ; J. 8. WInterroute, Illin- 
ois; N. B. Ferguson, Winnipeg, Minn.; J, H. Taylor, Klyrla, C; 
and Messrs. Townsend. Hodge, and McDonald. 

It seems to us that by the establishment of a newspaper sub- 
scription agency here. Prof. Ileraan Is conferring on the rending 

understood. Uubscrlplions are taken for any American or foreign 
periodical, geuerally at less than publishers' rates, while all ex- 
pense of postage, money orders, etc., la entirely avoided. That the 
beneflU of this agency are becoming known Is evinced by the tact 
IhatProf.B, furnishes the American periodicals tor tbe Univer- 
slly library, the University reading-room, tbe Ann Arbor Ladles' 
Library Association, several reading clubs, and scores of Individ- 
search as carefully as ne may. we can And nothing but praise 
lo bestow upon tbe performance uf the Cary concert troupe at 
University Hull last evening. Their singing was gmnd. The au- 
dience was large and appreciative. The members of the troupe 
were heartily encored. There was a noticeable lock of tbe usual 

pensed with every time, and cause no bud feelings. The Lecture 
Association surely deserve great praise for getting such a troupe 
to appear before an Ann Arbor audience. This Is the second tlma 

aud a second time their ettortM have been appreciated. C ' 



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One more Imuo o( Thb Chronicle beAira the holldayB. 

Muggle Mitchell a« " Fanchon," at the opera houH, Dec. S. 

A sophomore irHnslaLee ■' En Priam us," " AmoDg the Onl." 

Prof. H. C. Adams lecture* In Political Economy are especially 
latereHtlng at present. 

It Ib anlil that a. prorbssor In the Union School ooDlemplates 
matrimony during the Chrlalmaii bolldaya. 

The festive horo mingled with the bay ofthe hound was beard 
a few nights since. We are happy to say nothing was caught. 

Quite a number of our alumni will vlall Ann Arbor durlDtf the 
next few weelEB. We would be pleusad tu have them call at oor 
"MtKlum." ir we had one. 

Tbellts.Bll looked rstler after their Thanksgiving cram. The 
Iftws' only having had one day or reereatloo, conid notflll up, so 
they appear the same as ever. 

One of the setilorB— so we are Informed— con temp1b[«B Intro- 
ducing a new Hystem of punctuation. We await this production 
with tnacb anilely. Score one for '82. 

Conundrum : Why should a certain street In lower town be 
named "E, Jones St.," after our worthy profesaorf Senior an- 
swers : *' Because It is the ebortest of them all." 

There are occasionally lively little scenes during the extem- 
pore speaking In the ransterplece course, and the co-ed sometimes 
oomes out ahead, as a few of the boys can bear witness. 

The pleasant rooms ofthe Alpha Nu were filled last Friday 
evening, upon the occasion ofthe annual Thanksgiving public 
eierclsos. A good program was carried ont, and 11 wound up with 
a supper. 

Qul(« a namberof ancient and valuable heirlooms were ob- 
tained by Prof, de Pont during hts recent visit In Paris. The story 
of their finding, arter having been scattered In so many places by 
the Commune, is an interesting one. 

Chaff's correspondent Is responsible for Che statement that 
several of the Juniors have already begun a personal canvass for 
the position of CiiHOHi<;i.E editor. This reminds us of the old 
saying, " Early to bed and early," etc, 

Before our neit Issue the oratorio of the " Creation" will have 
been given. With Miss Heckle, Mr. Bemmerli, Mr. Tandy, the 
Ypsllanti Chorus, and oar own Musical Society, the concert will 
merit the attendance of every one at all musloalty Inclined. 

The New York Clipper's Princeton correspondent aays that 
our boys went east to beat Princeton, and prHCllced with Harvard 
and Yale beroreband. The fact is. oar boys did not Know they 
were going to play Princeton till two days before the game took 

When Prof, Demmon was in London this summer he secured 
mauyrarevolumesforhla library. Not a few are Unit edlllons of 
popular works now seldom to be oblained. Others, too, are valua- 
ble as being Illustrated by Cruikshank or "Phiz.," or for being 
large paper copies with pleading typography. The Shakesperlana 
and early English works are especially complete. 

Since our last Issue -The Legion of Honor," "The Banker's 
Daughter," and " Uncle Tom's Cabin" have been played In tbe 
opera house. Each whs played by a good troupe, nnd had a full 

was flue, and ber support was good. " Tbe Bunker's Daaghler" 
was played to a very Aill house, and Ihe audience was so enthnal- 
astlc that the company played a second night to a fair houae. The 



play k 



i of Its III 
n the 



.t by b 



, The 



parts where the acting was rather weak, however the sahie per- 
sona were very floe Ih other parts. The fencing was much belter 
than In "The Legion of Honor." "The Uncle Tom's Cabin" com- 
pany played to a bouse where 11 was bard to find xtaodlng room. 
The parte of Eva, Topsy, Uncle Tom. and Marks, were well taken; 
the others could have been Improved. Eva's song to her father 
and Uncle Tom, Just before her death, was excellent. The colored 
quarl«lte snng well and were heartily encored. The grand tableau 
at the end, was grand, Indeed. 



Now for Cbrlstraas— In three weeks. 

Hear Barney McAaley. Dec. I3th. at the opera housB. 

The laws are quite busily engaged upon their moot-court coses. 

Miss Emile Savin and tbe Swedish Lady Quartette will ap- 
pear in University Hall. January 13. 

The Athletic Association are thinking of giving an entertain- 
ment of some kind after tbe holidays. 

Our fbot-ball team has received a challenge from the team at 
the Military Academy, at Orchard Lake. 

One of onr exchanges has a prominent advertisement of an 
anatomical boot-maker, at No. 11 Corn market. 

The building In Relief Park used for a rerresbmeni honse, was 
destroyed by Hre Wednesday morning. Loss, about BOO. 

Tbe booksellers are receiving their Christmas goods. There 
win bo no need of any one going to Detroit to get holiday gifts. 

Tbe law of natural selection Is that the females select tbe 
handsomest ofthe males. Our prolesAtr In Philosophy thinks 
that with the co-eds It is just the opposite. 

A sab called upon the musical director and deal red to obtain a 
ticket to " Mrs. Chamber's Concerts." He and the freshman men- 
tioned In another place must be trojn tlie same part of the coun- 
try. 

The brick for the engineer's building has arrived and has 
been laid up during the past week. The usual rage for black mor- 
tar and red brick prevails In this building, as In others on the 
campus. 

At one of the clubs tbe other evening, a glass of water was ac- 
cidentally tipped over, whereupon a gentleman remarked : " See 
the river running." A co-ed. Immediately chimed In with ■' Dam 

Scene In English Llteratureclass. ProC— "To Justly criticise," 
—suddenly correcting himself— "Justly lo criticise." Risibilities 
of class excited. Prof, again— "The habit of Imitation la strongly 
seated." BIslbllltlea subside. 

When one ofthe gentlemen Interested in the Chamber con- 
was shocked on being asked If he was Mr. Chamber. Satlafoctlon 
was given by the Information that Mr. Chamber was dead. 

Dr. Wlnchell'B new work, " Sparks rK>m a Geologist's Ham- 
mer," Is now on sale atSbeehan A Co.'s. price 12. It Is written in 
the Doctor's usual entertaining style, and well deserves the per- 
usal of all. A more extended notice of this book will appear 
hereafter. 

For tbe benefit of the members al his morning class in Teach- 
ing. Prof. Payne Is perfecting arrangements for a series of vislla 
10 several of the beet schools in the fjlale, to be made by the mem- 
bers of the class. Wearenotyetlnformedaa to the nature of the 
work to be done upon these visits, but have no doubt that they 
will be very beneHclal. 

The number of books drawn and used In the general library 
during the week endlug Nov. 12th was, dnily. as follows : Monday, 
a<l volumes; Tuesday, 320; Wednesday, ."»); Thursday, 823; Fri- 
day, 2TU; Saturday. 436. This Is a total ofl.BjO vulumea, and adally 
average of 325. A classlfloaiion of matter yields the following re- 
suits; Philology, S: SocloloKy,2; Almanacs, 3; Jurisprudence, 4; 
MuhIc,S; Fine Arts, V; Bibliography, B; ClaSBlcnt Dictionaries, 10 ; 
Travels, 10; Religion and Theology. 21; Metaphysics and Logic, 
2T; Politics. 19; Encyclopedias. 49; Education, S3; Blography.m; 
Modern Languages, IS. (German, 31; French, 12; Italian, 2; An- 
cient I^anguages, 100, lOreek, SI; I.atln, 4SJ; Scientific Works, 135, 
[Botany, 6; Mineralogy and Metallurgy, 8; Zoology,?; Astrono- 
my, 9; Chemistry. 13 : Engineering, 19; Geology. :»; Geometry, 2<; 
Physics, SI): Political Economy, 148; Medicine, IW; History, ITO, 
(Roman, 3; Greek. IS; French, 10; Dutch, 11; United Slates. 43; 
English, 77; European, IT; Religious. 22}; English Longuogeand 
Literature, 3l8,(Dramn,3; Poetry,S3: Fiction, 56; Dictionaries, 11 ; 
Auglo Saxon. 20; Rhetorics and Grammars, 19; other Proae works, 
ISIJ; Perlodlcals,477, (general, Ma; jueilloal,,32j;_nnclaaBlIl4d,3,_ 



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The PrincetoDlui, of November IBlb, pabllabes tbe rollon 

ijiorU of Ihe gainea pliyed hy Ihplr Mini, while ofl on Ihe tour. Aloni 
ElncU froin B«toa ind Nrw Hnvrn pupcn 1> prlDlpd rbn porporu li 



4 Oer suiting that, "bo much of thia rpport u perlalns (o (he 
le Is genuine." tbe last paragraph ot uur primed illspalch la 
Led, and llie Prlucetonlen cootlniteB; 



There are b few lines more that are not necessary for ao under- 

No one can bave been morn surprised at thla alalement thao 
The Cukoniole editors, who thought the report waa all trom the 
pen of the algner. but have, erter Investigation, discovered that 
the parBKraph Ih question ves inserted before telegraphing by an- 
other man, and was not written by bliu to wbont we have been 
grateful fur it. Tbe message was sent from Princeton and received 
here exactly as It was printed, and an affldavlt that tbe reulned 
copy of the dlspatcli corresponds with our text, can be obtained 
from the ofHoer of the WeslerD Union Co. here. The editorial 
which treated or membership In the College League accepted the 



While we ad ni 



Ice of tbe PrlncelDnian'a complaint, 
It seems that no one would have been Injured bad Itneverbeen 
made, or II the gentleman, whoae name appeared with the mes- 
sage, had accepted our thanks, even though our obllgatlous were 
not such as we supposed, and we used hU name not knowing of 
any objecllon to our doing so. 

The cordial hospllality of Prince ion cannot be forgotten by 
our team or our students, and ocean Ions the more regret that there 
baa been any ground for public complaining. 



COIiLSOB POBTR'T. 



Air Castles. 

Up to her eltKtws lu Oour. 

With a dab of flour on hei 
A sprinkle, too. lu lier rich bi 



Making a balch of bread, 



:■ fltst In tbe dougb. 



Shaping the staff of life, 

That vulgar man might live. 

Moulding Ihe soon-to-be golden loaves— 
What more could a woman give 1 



Building uostlea 
Lighter than 

Tboughl I, as 1 1 
Keeping tim 






Blessed by a maidenly kl»t ' 

A picture of man doing wbat great work 

Would serve as a mate for this? —[Yale Becod. 

Ah, Mlserle I 



Two Bop horn 


ores sat in 8 


lemniute; 


{■rhebrea 


bltw blithe lhro«gh Oambrido 


And Hiicb wa 


reading bi 


Advocate. 


(Thetrtc 


wert rich in 


edontmnmrn.) 


Bald Smith: 


• Now len-t 


biB article QalT" 


lThe,rphtfr--iff'^d\^ 


h a mournful loun 


"How can th 


ey print SQO 


1 rubbish as that 


(,T%elfavi 


t /ell fluUeri 


ig lolhe arouniL) 



" 'TiB point! eu, nut witly ; 'lla 'way below par." 
(TTie tcind ronreil flercely and ansfTilu now.) 

" 'Tls barbarously written,— vile Eugllab.— ah I F 
(77w ireei luraj/eil, creakine in rvery bough.) 

" You've read It. you say T What I olear to tbe e 
(TAe windm<ept dreaTilg, dimullu patl.^ 

Bald Brown : " Wby, yes, I wrote It, my rrleud." 
(The Irtet looked cold In ilie idnttv blot.) 



My First White Hair. 
The other day yon plucked It from my tresses, 

And laughing gave It me to keep wlUi care. 
And bade me write these words upon tbe wrappi 

" At sixteen years I found my Brat white hali 

And I obeyed you, and shall always keep it. 

Perchance In future years when limklng o'er 
The half.forgotten rellca of my girlhood. 

And as I turn the faded packet over, 

I'll open It. my Hrsl white hair (o see. 
And show It, with a emile and sigh commingled. 
To children's cblldreo. clustering round my 1 



liefore my wonderlog eye. 



Isit my (hte togrowold In a minute T 

I was or age ere ten years I had seei 
A woman grown al twelve ; perhaps, a 

Beginning loget wrinkled at Blilef 
Ah, whatn /ate Is mine! I am defraudi 

Who ever had a lot so hard to bear' 
Ere being a young woman I'm an old < 

A gay young girl, and one long ano 



You're growing gra 



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^h, little paper, I shall always keep you; 

I'm thinking now. "Once I was young and fblr, 
>nt now, melhlnks, I'll settle down to qui ft. 

Respect Is due to you. my flrst white balr." 

— [Berkeleyan. 

A Skein of Zaphyr. 

In a quaint Queen Anne chair. 

Dressed In silk and laces rare, 
^^slhello from her eyes of blue 
Down to her high- heeled, buckled shoe, 

A maiden sat. Oh. wondrous flilr! 

A youth tat Idly In the glare 

Of a lamp of antique ware. 

Holding, as many others do, 

A skelu ot zephyr. 



ewit 


agraceml 


languid air, 


ound 


he lephyr 




wlthoaro. 


And 


as the soft 


al 




Into 


Qer tolls hi 


he 


art she dre 


I war 


n yon, you 








A akelu a 


f I 


phyri 



To May. 

Tell me. pretty oonsln May, 
Have yon power as. goaslps say, 
In a scarce forgotten day. 

Beldams had t 
Power of a mystic rite 
That possessed such magic might 



Nearly mad 1 



wight 



Have you, by this seeret art, 

Hade an image ol my heart. 

Into which you poke a durt 

Here and there f 

M this you answer no. 



Telln: 



lougblc 



Hard to 

In the depths of those brown eyes 
'Neatb tbe lashes' long disguise 
Such a witching power lies 

That one prays with every pang 
(As the folk of witches saogj 
Hay she meet her fiite and hang- 
Round my neck. —[Lampoon. 



FOOT BALI.. 

Tbe Co11«g« Champioaship Record foi tbe Past 
Season. 

The college fbol-hall season fhr IfVt practically ended oi 
Thanksgiving day, leaving Vale tbe victors. II has been eslab 
llshed by a minority vote of the eilsllog asaoclatloa clubs, tha 
hereafter no club shall hold the championship of any future sea 
son aniens entitled thereto by having won amiijorlty of the asao 
elation series of matches, as In tbe ease of Yale this season. ThI 
will end the claim made by Princeton In 11^ after thescoreof tha 
season, when no one club bad won a m^orlty o( games. The sea 



son's play In the championship arena has been a most exceptional 

but especially In regard to the peculiar cbamcter of the ploy. His 

downs scored by the winning team ; while the losing taam did not 
In a single match score a goal or a touch-dowo and even safety 

kicking a goal. or scoring a touch-down, while In both the Prince- 
ton-Harvard and Yale-PrluoeUm matches not only were DO goals 
kicked or touch-downs scored, but only one safety touch-duwu 
was mode by Harvard and but una by Princeton. In all the six 
matches Harvard displayed the most skill in strategic play, such 
as In " passing," long and accurate " throwing." good 'catching," 
"dribbling," "running," "field-kicking," and especially in the 
generalship of the team by the oaptaln. Next to Harvard comes 
Columhlu In exhibiting these esaenUals of legitimate foot-ball 
play, while Yale and Princeton stand out prominently in the 
heavy-weight business or what is technically called the "bloolE 
game," a style of play which deprives a contest nut only of all the 
Interest that legitimate foot-ball pliylng would yield, but renders 
it almost Impossible to play a match wUhuut severe Injuries and 
continual iU-fcellng and angry disputes. A complete revision of 


Oontp^iiTte aub*. 


„..„»*.,.. 


Lotliia Beore. 


Mov. 
6-Harvard vs. Columbia, at 


a. 






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I3-pnncelon vs. Columbia. 




l2-Yalevs.Harvard,atNew 




17— Yaleva.Columbla.alNew 
York 

19— Harvard vs. Prlnceton.at 




21— YHlevs.Princelon,atNetr 








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■■ aa-Ysle VI. Amhe 
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K-VulrH. at U. ot Mlcli.,ago»l«toa 
K-Hirvirdvi. D. ot Pa.. Icosla, It. d. [oCL 
*— Prtneeion v». U. of M., i gosl. a i. d. lo 0. 
5— y lie IB. Amhenc. Igoila. § t. d. mO. 
B-Prtnceloii ri. Kutgcn. 3 («1>, S I. d. W 0. 

la-Prlncelon Ti. CoLumbI*. 1 lonl. Jl, d, toO. 
JJ-YHoTi. H»rif«nl,0to4Mt«l«. 

-Pri 



Tbe opluloua Ibrmeil of Yale by ibe Mlcblgan leam, during 

their Bhort «Uy In New Haven, were very niauslug. We are told 
Ibnlb certain rusher tack leg with hU leeUi, upon occaalooB. Very 
doggy !-iPrlncetoDlaii, 

Under ttieculof a (huge Y, lbs Lampoon sayB ; " You see. we 

And the inlLlul letter In congruous, but are obliged to Insert It, 
Yale, wesmlleatj-ou. It'abard work to smile, bruised na we feel; 
but although yon won by rntlier qiieBtluimble means, still the vic- 
tory Is yours, aud we pucker up our cut Kps itnd scratcbed rnces 

the conquering ur prUe-rlDg hero. T)iel ¥Ale can play asuperli 
game of footrbal! is well shown. Aa the Irate parent sayslo tt 
erring cblld : ' Lei thla never occur again' I" 



Condensod CoiiTerEatioiia at New HaT«ii. 

IMUr ou Fool-tKxll Gam* qf Sm. 11, im.) 
On the Field, 
By the powers. Murphy, did you see me chew that Harvard 



tooth In bis arm 
bhoysdldlHUgbl" 
rag the daisy bat rrom oi 



spalpeen? Wh 

till he howled. Heavins, ho 

"YlB.ye're right, and die 
them. He was a bunllii' all 

" Wal, that's the style ; Jest malm 'em wbln ye gels a chanoe. 
Did ye see Hooly Jump on that man's back what had the ball 

" Didn't I, now t but 1 was afeard they'd And out we was h 
to play, when that small man was sluggln ye." 
ON THE Homeward Wav. 

"O Lottie 1 did you see that awfully swell Princeton felloi 
the next carriage. I Just couldn't keep my eyes off him. . 
wasD't tbe gome splendid I ■ But I don't think Yale could have 
done much on a pleasant day, do youT Yon lee they were such 
giants. Oh I I'm Just wet through in spite of cloaks and umbrella. 
There I there be goes now, tbat Princeton man 1 " 
At the Sunday Breakfast. 

" Well, my son, your mother and I have decided tbat Yale is 
not the place for you. IC what we saw yesterday p. M. was a sam- 
ple of tbe breeding inculcated there. Why, one of the spectators, 
a Yale man I know by a hair-doxen Oaehy pins on bis apparel, 
oame up and offered to bet some 12 to tlO on his own team, and 
tben swore at rae when I refused to accept. No, you had best give 
up oollege and go Into business," etc, etc. 
A. 8icE-Boo)C 

"O, Jim, rub that ankle a little morel Ouch! look out By 
Oeoi^e, when shall I get out again 1 Put another bandage on that 
bite, and some more vaseline on these scratches. How Is Fred 
Did that Yale man hurt him when he Jumped on his backt i 
darned low trick, wasn't it T "—{Lampoon. 



Now that the League team have had their series of encounters, 
changes are oiled with commeuts upon results. The Lampoon 
takes tbe lead with lis good-humored laments, and reports In dia- 
logue. The Crimson might be said to out-lamm Lampy, Id a two- 
page Imitation of It« standing feature— the Lampy-Ibla » 



CLIPFINQS. 



The warmest man tbia winter should be the one who Is tbe 
most completely coaled.— 1£^. 

Two young ladies, in confldentini conversation ; " Have you a 
lialsetto volcet" " No-no. but I have a Ihlse-set-o'-teeth I"— (Ex, 

Hopbomore to sleepy room-mate; ''Come, S., why don't you 
get up with the lark, as I doT" S., grimly: "Been up with bim 
nil night l"—[Ki. 

There are men at Yale from Wales, Scotland, New SruDBwIck. 
Canada, Turkey, Chill, China, Japan, Norway, Hooolulu.and Ihlr- 
ty-Blx Slates or the Union.- News. 

TheOxfordcaplanow worn at Pr1ncc(on,'Wllllama, Amherst, 
Trinity, University at the City of New York, and Brown Uulver- 

^ Higher education in England Is said never to have known a 
period so prosperous as the present. Unrlng tbe past ten years 
half a dnnen flourishing colleges have been opened In various 
parts of the country, but Instead of drawing away from the at- 
tendance or Oxford and Cam brldge,t hose ancient seals have really 
advanced at very rapid rates. Cambridge this year has tbe largest 
freshman class she has ever known. It numbers «3a. Figures for 
Oxford are notat haod, but It la said that a like increase has been 
experienced al that instllutlon.— Echo. 

He (leaning on the scales): "Don't you want to give youraalf 
a weigh T" 

She (IndlgDantly); "No. I will not give myietr away, even In 
Mt. Desert.— Lampoon. 






liocal HlaoelUn;. 

ama to rent at No. T« Soot 



erlcBU Book Exchange Is 'tiaiikrupt. At their closing 
s secured a number of the books. Call early If yoa 
Fonderful bargains— the last chance. 



SruDEirra, remember theploce \a trade IsatOoodyear's DroK 



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LITERARY XOTBS, 

" Betore~iind,* After the Presldent'B Death."; two ■ermniin 
preaabed by Rev. Henry ,W. Bellows,— Dr. BellowB In these two 
dlnwiiraea dmw* nmny & noble lesson, many n good precept from 
the (Uffsrliig or the President. There in nothing In these nernioQB 
which In any way can be termed senEnllonal. Buperlluoug. or loo 
highly eulogistic, as vaa too orieri the case wllh^whnt was wri [ten 
anUBaldat thellmeof the death of our lat« beloved lEiecutlve. 
Everylhlng Is ipokeu plainly, sincerely Hnd from lhe[he«rt. Tliey 
address not only our BenslblllUeB, but also our understandlnK. 
They contain many practical truth* which should be IresBured In 
memory. The sermona are published In pamphlet form by O. P. 
PutDBDi's Sons, New York. Sold by John Moore, price Si cents. £ 

" The Poets' Tributes lo Oarfleld." Very many IrlbulCB, most 

beenglveu to our lata martyred Preside ut. but none Boem more In 
taste than the offerings made by our poets. Mr. Moses King, of 
Harvard Square. Cambridge, with his usual enterprise has pub- 
lished a small vohim? containing these iTlbutes. prefHced with a 
brief blographlcHl sketch of Oeneral OHrHeld. It Is not our pur- 
pose to give any exteodeil review of the book. It wilt sufficiently 
recommend Itself when we say It contains poetical gems from the 
hands of such well known writers as Oliver Wendell Holmes, 
Jow]Uln Miller, the lale Dr. J. G. Holland, Walt Whitman, and 
others. Much praise Is due to the Boston Olobe, In whose eolurans 
many of these poems Qrst appenred. for Inanguratlng a new de- 
parture In Journalism, which will tend lo tear down " the thin 
partition of sentiment" tbat ban separated ao long poets and the 
public from each other. 

The lire of the tOnuder of the Methodist church, John Wesley, 
forniB the laleBt addition to Cassell's Popular Mhrary. In bo short 
a work as the one before Ds, It Is not Bupposabte that an adequate 
biography of the great divine can be furnished. It merely gives 
us an Insight Into the life of Che man, so that we may be the better 
able to anderstnnd the greatness ;af his character, and the noble- 
ness of his alms. The author, the Reu. II. Oreeii, clearly brings U> 
light one feature of Wesley's career wlileh is of special slgnlfl' 
CBuce, Wesley did not wish to separate himself from the Church 
Of England. On the contrary, bis object was to bring religion 
within the grasp of all. "The society which he formed was to be 
the handmaid, not the enemy of the church." The author tells us 
a "plain, uDvarnlsheil tale." lu a simple, earnest, stmlgbt for ward 

leraperaed with amusing and Instructive Incldenta.whlch prevent 
the volume from being In anyway monotonous. For sale by Jiihn 
Moore. Price, ffi ceuta. Cassell. PetCer, Galpin A Co., publishers. 
New York. 

"English Philosophers: Duvid Hartley and James Mill," by 
O. a Bower, M.A. New York : O. P. PutnamsSuna. For sale by 
John Moore; pr1ce,»l.2i.— Among the new books lately publl'hed 
none Is more striking In Its kind than Mr. Bower's treatment of 
the philosophy of David Hartley and James Mill. Of all plilloso- 
pbers,andespeclally of English philosophers, no two are so much 
alike In Ibelr theories as these writers, and yet none are so differ- 
ent In their personal c ha ratterl sties. Hartley whs honest, unam- 
bitious, ready at all times to make allowances for the frailties of 
others, and eiitlr.ely without pride, selllshneBS, or sensuality, 
James Mill was philanthropic and unswerving In his devotion to 
what he thought was right, yet passionate, narrow. Impatient, and 
utterly devoid of sympathy. The theory of the Association of 
Ideas, now so fomlllar to us, and ho often applied to the various 
practical fleldaof all kinds of knowledge, was the life study of 
Hartley. Ue It was who first formulated and elaborated this the- 
ory, but 11 was left to James Mill, more than half a century later, 



nhlch science placed at his disposal, to 
Its truths. The author then proceeds to 
He manner In which the physical basis of 
>ut by Hartley, and follows thin with a 
istulatesaBd drat propositions of thethe- 
by lis two greatest eiponents. The theory Is 



. of th 



nof tl 






mporti 






tlons. as accounted for by the As:40clatlon of Ideas, la also given. 
The Will Is briefly treated, and some little space Is allotlad to the 
ethical doctrlnesof the two philosophers. Mr. Bower closes his 
work by giving a noble and Just estimate of the value and InOu- 
enceof (he opinions of Hartley and James Mill. A notice of Mr. 
Bower's work would be lusuOlcleut without mentioning, at Icaat. 
the careful bibliographical appendix with which the book Is sup- 
plied. 

" Martin Luther and His Work 



book w 



by John H, Treadwell, Is the 
,ands belonging lotho"New 
Sons, New York. 



Plutarch" series, published by O. P. Putna 
The work Is ne.illy written and Oils a long vacant place In Eng- 
lish literature. The work Is quite comprehensive, and Is espec- 
ially suited for popular reading. Luther tills a great place In his- 
tory; he reprcvenU the uprising of the llberty-tovlng teutonic 
races; he represents their various characteristics toacerlain ex- 
tent, and as such bis life Is worth studying. The volume given us 
a description of pre-Lutheran Oermany, of Martin's early life, 
and his conversion, of his great power as a writer, of his Journey 
to Rome. etc. Wc get n tolerable good description of the Indul- 
gence, and then the author hurries to a conalderntlon of the great 
Acts that occupied ao many years. First we learn how he was 
called to account at ADgsburg.and then follow bis discussions with 
Eck. We next dud him at Worms, and then again at Augsburg. 
An account Isglven of his domestic life, of his death, and of the 
condition of Germany after his life-work. There are np pen dices 
which are especially valuable as they contain many of his tetters. 
The work Is nicely printed and well bound, and Is fully worth Its 
price lo anybody. For sale by John Moore. Price, gl.W. 
"Aunt Serena," by 



Ing an 



author of " One Summer,'* Is, on the 
.ntly (Old. The plot of the 



mostly well drawi 

story Is exceedingly simple. The 

the scene South Gerniuny. The heroine Is a gir) of seventeen, Ihi 



place. Although he Is. on the whole, a very 
settled in his arm-chair, he opostrop blues 



anslble man, helblla 
he gets comfortably 
er, himself, and the 



whole world, in four pages and a half of the sheerest nonsense 
that ever, fell frf>m a hero's lips. The 'only attempt at disturbing 
the calm course of love's stream Is the appearance of an old sweet- 
heart of hiB, who succeeds In giving the heroine a very brief fit of 
Jealouay. The arrival of her lover, however, puts an end to her 
pangs. This Is the flnust passage la the book and the story alto- 
gether. Wc ought, however, not to forget Aunt Serena herself. 

the hook, has certainly succeeded In drawing a very loveable old 

drawn. Hplteof Its pleasing nnture. the book has faults such as 
no merit can atone for. We say nothing about sentences entirely 
without a verb, etc.. and come to the defense of our old friend, the 
InllnatlvcMode. The bisecting of this unoffending part of speech 
Into twoseparate and distinct words has always been our chief 
trial when reading the newspapers. Imagine flndlng the deed 
committed three times In the Qrst llfly pages of Aunt Serena. 
Thescnlence containing " lo nobly admire" and " to meanly ad- 

Iheanthor. Fur sale by Sheehau A (;o.,}l.23. Puhlhihed by J. K, 
Osgood £ Co., Boston, Mass. 



TH 



LE. 



UNIVERSITY OP MICHIGAN, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1831. 



Two weeks ago to-day saw upon our campus the 
second of a eerieaof class games, played by the Junlore 
on one side, and the sophomores on the other. In the 
first Inning the sophomores took the kick off, but the 
JuQlora soon carried the ball close to tbetr opponents' 
goal and succeeded in maklnga touch down. The trial 
at goal hlled and for the rest of the Inning the sopho- 
mores had it all their own way, finally making a touch 
down in their opponents' goal. The second Inning was 
or only half an hours duration, and at the first the Jun- 
iors had a slight advantage, hut again, as In the first in- 
ning, the aopliomores began to gain toward the close and 
Boored another touch down Just as time was called. The 
Juniors had by for the heavier team, but were very 
poorly disciplined, while on the contrary the sopho- 
mores were extremely well disciplined, and each man 
was always In his place. Umpireit, Depew, and Duff. 
Referee, Woodruff. Score, 2 to 1 In favor of the sopho- 
mores. 

On Friday evening, December 9th, the University 
Musical Society, assisted by the Ypsilanti Musical Soci- 
ety, presented Haydn's great oratorio, "The Creation." 
It is the second time, during the past two years that this 
Society has undertaken the arduous task of preparing 
this work, and the pecuniary risk of securing foreign 
talent for the presentation of it. Upon both occasions it 
has been a musical success, and if the Society will only 
persevere In their laudable etTorte, the time Is not far 
distant when they shall no longer have to contend 
against the latter difflcuity. Altiiough there was great 
nee<l of such a foundation as can only be secured in a 
well trained orchestra, this want was filled, aa well as 
possible, by theadmirableplanoaccompauimentsof Mr. 



O. B. Cady. The chorus, coiisletlngof sixty voices, was 
well trained and kept well together. The manner ly 
which they rendered the many and difficult choruses 
plainly indicated the untiring efforts that Prof. Cady 
has exerted In training them. The weak point of the 
chorus was in beginning each part. For the first one or 
two bars tliey would be decidedly weak, but would then 
gather strength and cooie out with a fullness that showed 
the confidence which constant practice had given tiiem. 
The tenorn were decidedly weak, and in places could 
Bcarcelybe heard. However, the maanerln which they 
gave the last cliorus of Part 1, was especially praisewor- 
thy, and no fault could be found with It. The solos were 
taken by well-known singers from other cities. Their 
names were a sufficient guarantee that the solos would 
he rendered In an artistic manner. The soprano soloist. 
Miss Emma Heckle of Chicago, possoasesa voice of great 
compass and sweetness, and her tonef are rich and full. 
Her recitatives are not of a finished and pleasing charac- 
ter, and it was not until her first aria that she won the 
favor of the audience. Her aria " On Mighty Pens Up- 
lifted Soars " was very good and was received with great 
applause. The fine basso of Mr. Frani Remmertz is too 
well-known to need praise from us. The deep full tones 
of his voice could not foil to incite admiration as was iu- 
dlcsted by the applause he received throughout the 
evening. His recitatives are simply perfect, and In his 
arias the grace and ease with which he took both his 
high and low notes increased, if It was possible, the high 
esteem In which he Is held here. His best efforts were 
his interpretation of the recitative "And Qod said, het 
the E^rth," and the aria " Boiling in Foaming Billow," 
the merits of the latter being recognised by an extended 
applause. Both oftheseselectlonsgave him excellent op- 
portunities to display his fine voice, and he utilized them 
to their full extent. Mr. Tandy, of BuQalo, sustained 
the tenor parts In a creditable mauner. His singing 
though not as fine as that of Miss Heckle and Mr. Rem- 
mertz, nevertheless was quite pleasing. His voice is high 
and of good quality, and has evidently been highly cul- 
tivated. His rendition of " In Native Worth and Hon- 
our Clad " was especially worthy of note. The trio "On 



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Thee Each Living Soul Awaits " wae by far the iiioet 
pleasing trio of the concert. The voices of Miss Heckle 
and Messrs. Reniniertz and Tandy harnionlzt in such a 
manneras could not fall to leave a pleaaing impression. 
The aim of this society is to cultivate a laste and appre- 
ciation for good classical niu^ic. This is a movement 
that Is being msde, at the present time. In nearly all 
cities, and It Is wllh pleasure that we see Ann Arbor 
take Its stand in the ranks of these reformers. We ex- 
tend our congratulutious to Prof. C. B. Cady for the sue- 
c<!ss he has already achieved, and our best wishes for 
the future. 

Through the kindnessof the Pa//a(ffuflt editors, we 
are allowed a peep at the advance sheets of '82's Pallud- 
ium. That It will be the master work of master hands 
wl can not say, but there is no danger in predicting its' 
success, and that it will be praised by many, and criti- 
cised only by a few. They have made many new de- 
partures, most of which will be pleasing to our college 
world. In the list of our revered faculty the names of 
the books which they have published have been thrown 
out, to give room to mure interesting matter. The his- 
tory of secret societies, that was Introduced by the Board 
of '81, lias also been laid aside as unworthy of a place In 
this book. This is a very good move, for although it was 
a very Interesting part of the Palladium, it is scarcely 
a permanent topic. If kept in from year to year,|it 
would necessarily have to repeat itself and thus would 
onlyserveto flllupspaee. We miss, the old time hon- 
ored ^ontisplece, and In its place And a dignified group 
of ttie ten editors. While this departure is an Improve- 
ment on the execution of the designs for the last two, U 
Is simply due to the poorlikenesses which former Boards 
liave had. It certainly requires more work and ingenu- 
ity to arrange a group in grotesque attitudes In a cut, 
than to simply have a photographer lake the picture of 
each and arrange them. It would have been better to 
have kept the old idea, and perfected it. The cuts are 
for the most part good. The greater number have been 
designed by Mr. C. L. Coffin, 'i^-Z, and executed by 
French Bros., of Toledo. Mr. Cofflu deserves great praise 
for the ingenuity he has displayed in designing the va- 
rious cuts. In all places where it was possible, the 
Board, with tais assistance, have introduced new cuts. 
The ones introducing the secret societies and the school 
of Political Science being e!'])ecially good. Sammy and 
our other uoted men have not LJeen forgotten either in 
the cuts or in the poetry. Thei-eare, in all, fifteen full- 
page cuts. These have been obtained at a cost nearly 
three times as gre:it as those of '81. Among the secret 
societies we notice a new departure, which, with our 
opinion of co-education, lioes not meet our fancy. It Is 
the appearance of a society called the Kappa Alpha 
Tbeta, with an enilrely different seal from that of last 
year, and one which is not nearly as appropriate, tu the 



latter part of the book we see seven cuts on co-education 
that do not at all harmonize with the introduction of a 
co-ed society in the Palladium. The Board under oi e 
cut says, " What we are coming to," but we should add 
to the Implied answer, that before long we will see the 
fair ones have a representative on the Board, and then, 
of course, she will be elected managing editor. Now 
won't that be nice? How fine itwould have been for the 
Board of '81, if they had had a "cat" to help them with 
their work. However " Suinclent Unto the Day, etc." 
and let us hope that this day will never come. The 
paper on which It is printed is white, whleli does not 
meet onr taste as well as tinted. It will be bound in 
clotb, so as to make a good serviceable book. What is 
that? Are there any grinds, yon ask. Well, I should 
think there were, but you must wait till Wednesday to 
hear them, as we have every assurance that it will Ijeon 
sale early that mornlag. The Board have gone to the 
additional expense of having their " ads " set up in De- 
troit so as to give us a cheap and nice Chri!>tmas present. 
It is the first time in three years that the Palladium has 
made Its appearance before Christmas, and this is one 
proof of the enterprise of the Board. There are many 
others which It would scarcely do for us to meution. 
We congratulate the editors on the work they have done 
fVom so little good material. It Is something to glory in, 
and 'S2 wilt never feel ashamed of its Palladium. 

For some time past it has been painfully evident 
that our two schools of medicine were not on tlie best 
of terms, and It was also well known that the Board of 
Regents were to Investigate these troubles. It was for 
this reason that so many students desired to be present 
at the Regents' meetings last week. At the meeting 
held Tuesday, December 6, only some business of little 
interest was transacted; but Wednesday morning the 
case of Dr. Franklin came up for Investigation. There 
were three charges against him, namely : first, that he 
knowingly issued a false certificate of attendance; sec- 
oud, that he submitted false testimony in an examina- 
tion of the matter before the Board ; and, third, that he 
willfully violated the rules of the Board In respect lo 
personal detraction of professors. The evidence on the 
first charge showed that while Dr. Franklin bad issued 
a Iblse certificate of attendance, he had done so un- 
knowingly ; and on the second it showed that since he 
first submitted his testimony to the Board, he iiad 
learned things that altered his defense. In view of 
these facts the Board dismissed these two charges. The 
third cliarge, although consldcrahte evidence was heard 
on It, Is laid over till the next meeting. It is greatly to 
be regretted that these two schools can not at leaat carry 
on their work without constant collisions. It brings 
our whole University into bud repute with the public, 
and injures us In an incomparable degree. And even 
now it appears that we are not at the eud of our troubles. 



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Dr. Hftclean nnw thinka that false stateraenta have been 
made in regard in him, and ha.s asked Tar an Investlga' 
tlon on Tout points, namely : flrat, as to tlie Smoke will ; 
second, as to whether he did, within a few days of the 
last Board meeting, denounce homoeopathy before hia 
class ; third, whether he Instigated Mr. Skeels to prefer 
cliargen against Dr. Franklin ; fourth, wliether he was 
tlie author of a certain article which recently appeared 
in public print. Dr. Maclean denies all theae charges, 
and will probably have a hearing at the January meet 
Ing. It is sincerely to be hoped that this will be the 
last of these investigations. There was also consider- 
able miscellaneous business transacted. Regent Ciitch- 
eon was instructed to prepare and present to the Board 
at the Dext meeting an expression of tlie Board on tlie 
death of our tate president, Henry P. Tappan, LL. D. 
Resolutions were adopted appointing a committee 
to ascertain the best way in which to perpetuate the 
memory of .Presidents Henry P. Tappan and E. O. 
Haven, and also that of the late Prof. G. P. Wllllama. 
The com nittee app^iotel i^ Dr. Frlese and Regents 
Uutcheon and S. 8. Walker. The annual report of this 
board contains aome very interesting fiuH». During the 
past year both more Important and a larger quantity of 
business has been transacted than ever before. Each of 
the nlnecommitlees have had their full share of work 
and especially the one 00 buildings. The munlflcient 
but long withheld appropriation of 1100,000 for the library 
building and other permanent improvements lias 
lartjely increased the work of this committee and the 
board in general. The board has also been harassed by 
the determined and partially sueoessful attacks of sister 
universities on our corps of professors and Instructors, 
iu order to transfer their services to other colleges. And 
although they have had some whose services they would 
have liked to havu retained, It Isgratirylug to know that 
they testify that they have the University " not In any 
hourof danger or of trouble, but In the full height of its 
great prosperity." The tioard pays tribute to the liter- 
ary department by assertiug that lt« prosperity now, as 
always, Indicates the height to which we have attained 
In higher education. They further state that no pains 
or expense should be spared to strengthen and perpetu- 
ate this department, for Justin proportion to it will life 
and prosperity be imparted to the whole. There has 
been no step taken, as yet, for dividing the academic d^ 
partment Into separate schools and faculties. The es- 
tablishment of the school of political science Is a step In 
this direction. But the Regents recognize that this would 
be a radical change, and therefore needs carefiil study 
and deliberation. This step once taken would change 
the entire character and organization of the department, 
and make it dlBbrent from that of any other in this 
country. However It Is something that has not been 
tried, so that we would not have the experleaoe of other 



colleges to help ut 
long look before v 



and in such a step it Is well to take a 



Whenever It occurs to us to think of the name long- 
est connected with temperance In Ihls country, that of 
Gen. Neal Dow of Maine comes to us. And It is no 
wonder, for more than half a century he has been fight- 
ing what he termi the "crime of crimes.'' However 
he stood before au Ann Arbor audience in University 
Hall for the first time last Wednesday evening. As 
might be expected after so long a campaign he handles 
the subject without gloves, and although over seventy 
years old, his charge upon the enemy was as fierce as ' 
that of one of the Old Guard. Like many of that famous 
band he says " whisky must be put down," but it goes 
without saying that bla meaning Is a different one from 
theirs. Being from the State where the Maine Liquor 
Law Is In force he told us of the wonderful amount of 
good it was doing tlie people, and how they were becom- 
ing more prosperous under prohibition. In dwelling 
upon howefioctual this stopping of the trafB J is, it seems 
to us his enthusiasm carried him too far, for it happened 
to be our fortune to be at his home, Portland, this sum- 
mer, and on the steamboats and In the hotels we discov- 
ered men often suspiciously slipping In and out ofsmall 
rooms when they were troubled with a stomachache. 
We did not enter any of these retreats, but a friend who 
was occasionally unwell told usthat it was a prime arti- 
cle. Whether we are mistaken or not about this, we 
must say we were well entertained by the noble white- 
haired old temperance stalwart and we believe his cause 
must eventually win. 

There has been a strange lack of Interest in the His- 
torical seminary during this seme.'tter, and this lack of 
Interest seems due to a want of discussion and mutual 
criticism. One has no special inducement to a careful 
scrutiny of voluminous authorities when he knows that 
whatever he may produce will pass muster. The trouble 
seems to be partly with the members of the class, who 
show a singular delicacy In criticising each other's 
views, and partly with the professor in cliarge who 
seems disposed to check discussion. It is doubtless 
uevessary that the views of the authorities should be 
presented, but Inasmuch as there are many and Impor- 
tant points, on which the authorities differ, and on 
which there are good grounds for opposing views, 
would it not be well to dUcuss these views somewhat at 
length? One great end of this and similar courses is to 
force the habit of independent thought, and there Is 
I better stimulus to Independent thinkers than the 
knowledge that one's positions are likely to be criticised, 
the truth any more likely to be elicited than by 
the contact, of mind with mind in free, open discussion. 
Let us have, then, more discussion, even at tiie expense 
of less lengthy reportu on tbe oplnloas of the authorities. 



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TRANSLATION FROM ANACREON. 



Nfilure gnve horns to tlie oi. 
And presented booh tu the equlnei. 

And Qeetnesi of foot lo the Toi, 
To the lion a chasm of dentines. 

To the bird the power of fly lug. 
or swlmmlnE was Kiven the flsh. 

To men the talent of lying. 
To eo-eda— naught's in the dlab. 

O.jesl there is something— good looks! 
Now, glrla, It'a no uae to souDT; 

It la better tban boning and books. 
For It mokes you stand In with ibe Prof. 



IiIIS FLAIGNANTS. 



A person Ib sitting in a room. He in sitting on a 
chair. He la a etudent— a hard Bohoer. He studieti 
hard to excel— in playing lunk and throwing dice. On 
hlB book-shelves is a fine collection— of pipes. In his 
purse he has a large quantity— of checke. He sings the 
classic song, 

"8be wean aaeal-sklo sncque 
WbeultsnoWB." 

He parte his hair in the middle. Hia name is Mr, Lah- 
da-dah. 

II. 

A notlier person is lying down in the same room. 
He Is lying on a sofa. He, too, would be a student, ir 
be were awake enough of the time to attend college. 
But he is not. If he did not biive to be fed, be would 
make an elegant was-work Hgure of Apollo. But be 
eats so much that Barnuni was compelled to rescind the 
engagement. However, his moustache entitles him to 
some claim to wax-work. He figures as Mr. Sleepy- 
Head. 

III. 

Mr. Sleepy-Head yawns and stretches himself, and 
then opens hla eyes — as soft and confiding as those of 
the mud-turtie, l>efore the bad hoy slings a stone at 
him. 

" I say, Lah-da, wiiy don't they put something nice 
and racy in Tmr Ghkoxiclf:? Their old sermons and 
Freabmeu speeches are getting to be dreadfully monoto- 
nous." 



"That's what I say, too, Snoozy," replies Lah-da- 
dah, breaking off " fihe wears a seal-skin sacque," which 
he had been buinniiug for some time. " It Is beaatly 
dull. If I was on the Board, I'd stir things up. I'd 
pitch Into these coneerte and things, and ride every- 
body around. And then I wouldn't have any of those 
nieosley things of translations and autumn leaves, and 
spring flowers and tilings. I'd put in something new 
-entirely unique—" Slie wears a seal-tkiu i-acqiie," or 
"I'm aflfteen-ball-jiooi young mau." That's the way 
to do buMuetsH. " Get out of the old ruts and make 
tilings boom.'' 

" Mow you're talking,'' cries Sleepy-Head, enthusi- 
astically. "Let's write someihlng and brace 'em up. 
Maybe, if that measley Board hud a good example set 
them, they would do better, liel's sliow 'em what's 
what. What do you say ?" 

■' All right. We'll do it at ouce." 

IV. 

After Incalculable mental agony, resulting from so 
severe a strain, Lah-da-duh produced this : 



Sleepy-Heads manuscript reads thus : 

I'm a Morpheus- 1 and young man. 



Donot think that the dashes Indicate Impurity of 
the text In this passage, or that the Impurity of the lan- 
guage prevents its publication ; they mean merely that 
this poor fellow was unable to keep awake any longer. 





These melodious, p 


retty veraea 






r curses. 




WeshttlUelwupon 


onrqnlll. 




Turn the handle or 


our mill. 




One such verse wB 


hink Is ample 




As ■ Ibrelaste and n 


sample: 


They 


are wroleH.elrK,wn 


epitaph young 


They 


aresqueal-llke-a-cttl 


young men, 




»iulck-U)-asi 


MUlt, 




Alwuys-flnr: 


fuull. 


Brain 


a-or-a-glralTe gouug 


nen. 



The Chkonicle has published these verses for these 
young men's particular enjoyment. When we relapse 
into our old ruts, we hope that they will Jolt us out 
again ; but not in such a barbarous manner. In fact, 
we decline to publish any more verses that are deroga- 
tory to theciiaracler of that mucli abused "young man." 
When we do, the nigrldity of tJie atmosphere will ex- 
ceed that of fobled Egypt— it will be a very dark day. 



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BAVONAROI.A. 

In tlie latter partof tli« art«enth century, duHng the 
Benalsttaiice in Italy, the Ducal ch&lr of Florence waa : 
occupied by Loranxo de Medici, tlie magnificent patron of 
tliearteandacieneeBandoriminorallty In all ofita Infinite 
forma; al his conrt were gathered paliitera.ticulptors, men 
ofBoienceand letters from all parts of the world ; lie Oiled 
hie city with lovely paintings, with statuiiry, with ma^- 
nlfloent buildings and all that was beautiful: he did 
more, he made [C a center for commerce, riches flowed 
to its coSiirB until It was called the " Bank of the World." 
It became the fashion at court to cultivate the more re- 
fined kinds or learning, 1u understand music, the com- 
bining of light and shade, and to have some knowledge 
of the phlloiiophy of the ancients ; but, a» la usual, with 
his love of the beautiful and elegant came a iuve of ease, 
of gaiety, of pleasure, of debauchery, and thla was not 
only encouraged by the example of the Duke, one of the 
moat dlitsolute of men, but was even connived at by the 
Church. We all know liow demoralized the Church 
had become at tbla time, how she had fallen from her 
high atandard, and what licence waa allowed to her fol- 
lowers, and withaBuecesfiion of such PupeeasSextus VI, 
Hinocent VIII, and Alexander VI, there was little of a 
Chech. It was with such surroundings that Savonarola 
began b)s work. 

This man was a native of the city of Ferrara. HIn 
Ibther, who was a court physician, intended him for bis 
own profession, but when quite young he ahowed dis- 
gust at the manners of the court, and at the age of twenty- 
two, rau away from home and united himself with the 
Dominican Order of Monks at Bologna. He studied 
here for seven years and was known as a most obedient 
disciple, but was not particularly ascetlcal ; had no extra- 
ordinary love for filth such aa distinguished many of 
his order ; sent among the amaller towns to preach, he 
was far from snccessful, his voice was sharp and harsh, 
hlsgeaturesanddelivery awkward, It was not until many 
yeara after that he overcame these faults. He battled 
bravely through seeming follures, and ws^ settled at St. 
Marks, In Fiorence,aa a reader and occasional teacher ; his 
great object from the first, as ia shown by a letter writ- 
ten to his father on hla leaving, was the reform of the 
Church and the liberation of Florence from tbe Ducal 
rule. His sermons were allegories, he foretelling, by 
applying biblical history to his own time, the regenera- 
tion of the Church, and many other things that were tc 
happen in his day ; he soon began to be considered a 
prophet, and his fame spread rapidly ; he was appointed 
to preach regularly at St. Marks ; men of learning gath- 
ered around i)lm and he l>ecame a great power. 

In 1492 Lorenzo de Medici died ; his son succeeded 
him, but being threatened by the armies of Charles, the 
VIII, of France, tbe disgraceful terms of peace made 
by him Incensed the cllizeos and he was driven from 



tbe city. Savonarola succeeded in greatly softening the 
terms imposed by Charles, and for the next three years 
he was the chief power in the Stale. He formed a kind of 
htemrcby, Christ was tbe Lord of the State, he. His 
representative, to, interpret His wishes through a coun- 
cil chosen by lot, to tbe people; his pulpit was his 

ne, and he oontinued hia teachings without Inter- 
tnlssion. 

At this time Alexander VI wore the tiara; he was 
a man loaded with all the vices and even, the Catholic 
writers have failed to find the redeeming qualities of 
his character. As we may Imagine he did not desire 
the reform of the Church, and was not friendly to such 
a man as Savonarola ; every means was tried to silence 
him, monks of other orders answered his sermons, but 
were unable to stand against him in argument; his 
dismissal from his order was demanded to no purpose; a 
cardinal's cap was ofl^red him and he was invlt«d to 
visit Rome, but he knew too well tbe dangers to be met 
at the Papal court, and refuaed; he was then excom- 
municated and forbidden to preach; he obeyed for a 
time only. 

At last a controversy arose between the Dominican 
and Franciscan orders to settle whioh a trial by five 
was arranged and its failure was attributed to Savona- 
rola. The populace, taking one of its sudden freaks, 
became enraged against blm, and after besieging tbe 
convent and shedding much blood, succeeded In cap- 
turing him. He was tortured and sentenced by the 
Pope's Commiesiouers to death by hanging. 

In reviewing the life of this man the great question 
naturally ia, was he sincere or an Impostor? Probably 
he was both, and like many other reformers, aincere in 
his object was an Imposter In his means only. If sin- 
cere, be was certainly one of the greatest Giuatica this 
world has ever aeen ; but there seems tu have been " too 
much method In hla madnesa ;" he pretends to be the 
cbampion of liberty, but he told tbe Florentines that 
Ood would reward their fidelity by the subjeotion of 
Pisa; and then In his "Compendium Bevelationlum " 
be plainly claims the power of foreknowledge, but like 
most prophets he foretold only what any shrewd, clear- 
headed man with a good knowledge of men, of history, 
and of bis times, oould easily have foreseeu. Hla first 
prophecy of the destruction of Brescia within tbe life- 
time of some of his listeners was very safe ; for It would 
have been an unusual thing for a generation to pass and 
not see the destruction of that city; again in his sermon 
on Noah's Ark, from the worde "the waters covered 
the earth," he foreteilstfaecomlngof Charles, the VIII, 
when In fact that monarch badalready crossed the Alpa. 
Moreover he had a very convenient way of declaring 
that he had spoken only as a man when any of liis 
prophecies foiled to come to pass— true, hut very "trans- 
parent." - J - J - - - ^-y - - 



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One other thing seems to falsify him. There Is do 
example of any fanatic with a tithe of bis brains being 
M seneelePHi; tyrannical and deHtructive. When at tlie 
height of bis power, deeparlng, apparently, of the pres- 
ent generation; for he found the immoralities of llie 
age too deeply rooted to be overthrown witiiout a great 
otruggle, be formed a veered uiilitia of young men of 
from ten to twenty yearaof age, a kind of a great reform' 
club, establisbed on the prlni-ipie that has lasted for 
three hundred years — (o look after everybody's business 
but your own. To cite some of the duties of this army 
of reformers : "They were to enquire after and denouDce 
biaspbemers and gamblers; to seize their cards, dice 
and money; to admonlsb women and girls too gaily 
dressed. They were to force themselves into bouses and 
seize on cards, chessboards, harps, lutea, perfumer, mir- 
rors, masks, books of poems, and other instruments of 
the devil.'' Twice he sent out youthful police to collect 
all the vanities, and to keep up the excitement nmong 
his followers, for it was during bis war with the Pope, 
and be feared they would leave him in bis greatest 
need. Immense bonfires of their plunder were made. 
Among these vanities were paintings and other works of 
art.tbenamesof which have come to us as among the nioitt 
iiiustrlousof that time; howmueh the art world lost by 
these bonfires of Savonarola, it is Impossible to tell, but 
certainly a few more sucb, and it were better that he 
bad never been bora. 

With these facts before us it Is almost impossible to 
believe that he was entirely sincere, and yet It is equally 
bard to think bim an Impostor. Wliat, then, was be? 
All Ihrougb that age of superstitioD we find men who, 
bavlDg some great object to which they have devoted 
their lives and knowing the weakness of the people, 
have used Ibis weakness as a means for obtaining their 
end, carefully at first, besltatingly and only for minor 
obJeclB, but finding It always successful they have been 
drawn on and on until at length (bey boldly assert and 
claim powers of which they would at first have never 
even thought; or they are even more Ignornntand, by 
being at first mlpunderetood hy the Ignorant multitude's 
making a miracle or a prophecy from the workings and 
conclusions of a mighty brain, have had forced upon 
them an unwished-for power; but afterwards seeing its 
use and Influence, tbey stoop to discredit for the sake of 
tbe good that may come of it. Is It not in some such 
light that we may regard Savonarola? 

OUR COLLBOB. 

Two students walking down town the other day 
noticed an advertisement of a concert to be given by 
members of tbe WHberforce University. One inquired of 
bis comrade the location of this institution. "Don't 
know ; but I'll bet you tbe oysters It Is in Ohio." And 
so it proved to be. It is not meant to calumniate this 



hot-house of politicians, although that State ia as con- 
spicuous for the number of her educational institutions 
as fur tbe size of her herd of statesmen ; for others are 
likewise culpable, but in a less degree. It is merely in< 
tended by citing such a pbenomenul example, to give 
you some basis for calculating the Immense multitude 
of one-horse coliegen wllh which this country Is infiicled. 

These are mainly of two classes: The sectarian, and 
tUose founded and endowed by persons who tbink to 
erect a more enduring monument to themselves by 
leaving tbeir fortunes and names to colleges, whose 
premature birth renders their exltilanceprecailous, than 
endowing institutions already possessed of fame and 
name— consequently unable to perpetuate prima facie 
the memory of Mr. Jones. But it is unnecessary lo 
distinguish their origin In the consideration of their 
eflTect on education and students. 

This Inferior class of colleges and universities must 
be content with an inferior class of Instructors ; for even 
iflheycouid oflTer tbe same salary, tlie best men will 
choose lo connect tbeniselves with the "arger and more 
famous institutions. And good instructors are tlie prime 
factors in the make-up of a good university. There is 
no position on esrtb harder to suiitain than that of pro- 
fessor. He has to deal witb beings that are wiser, more 
capricious and carping, ami more unruly, than gods, 
men, or devils. The deficiency in professors, both In 
quantity and quality, entails upon these oveigrown 
btgb-BcbooIs the lack of the proper courses of study. 
With few professors, small buildings, poor apparatus or 
none, what can these poor things do? Tbey would die 
unnoticed, were it not for the Preparatory Department 
and Kindergarten in Iheback-campus. With the infants 
their catalogues enumerate a couple of hundred names. 
But tbe worst of it la, these so-called colleges areempow- 
ered to confer degrees, hy the case of obtaining which 
they allure half their victims to their tbreshotd. It has 
come to such a pass that a degree In this country may 
mean much or nothing, usually nothing. It is claimed 
that these colleges offer collegiate education to those 
who would otherwise do without, and thus increase tbe 
numberof tbe well educated. But the statistics of our 
country show that the proportion of college students is 
becoming less, and the number of college bred men In 
public life fewer. Such institutiona deteriorate scholar- 
ship and take away tbe respect due higher education. 

A bright young boy who has lieen dreaming of 
college life would be disgusted by tbe small and poorly 
equipped college, his bright visions would he dissipated, 
and he would probably return in disappointment to bis 
home and business. About the true univemity there is 
an Indescribable atmosphere that is infinitely palatable 
to the scholar. With such a place this horn student 
would be pleased. Tliese pseudo-colleges, on the other 
band, are the rendezvous of the great unwashed. While 
claiming that by, taking Iq this rag-.tag. and bob^tall 



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they iDcrease the number of students, they really lessen 
the number by deterioratlngschiilarahip antl cheapening 
degrees, thua sickening the better claaa of youths of col- 
lege work. They also plead for their existence that tliey 
enable those to attend that would be unable to gn to a 
flret-elaas pliice. Any man that deserves a collegiate 
cducatlonwillget It, If he has to work and slave for it for 
years. Any man who Is content with this bastard ofT- 
spring of higher education, Is not worthy to go to a good 
Institution. You say such men are bettered by having 
a polish put on them. But the grain of the material is 
easily dlsceruable even after the saud-paper and varnish. 
The rag out of a curriculum sets as uneasily on their 
weak Intellects, as does the peck of green apples on the 
youngster's stomach ; and their mental squeamlshnees 
leaves them only enough Latin to make fooU of them- 
selves, and sufficient Mntlieiuatics to make change over 
a counter. 

BABE-BAI.I. AND RUOBT. 
EDtTOUS Cheosicle: 

An article in the last Cbonicle intimated that there 
would be a lack of interest in Athletics that we are glad 
to see bids fair not to be realized. The tenor of the 
article was that because the officers had been elected 
from one faction that interest would subside. Because 
the most of the men who were interested enough to 
attend the election happened to l>e of one party, can we 
blame them for putting In their friends? Articles like 
the one referred to will do more to crush Interest tn 
Athletics than if all the officers were non-athletic men. 
It creates a feeling of suspicion against them that re- 
markable success will with difficulty remove. Although 
the officers are of the opposite party to the one to which 
tlie writer of the present article belongs, still we wish 
them success in their work of raising interest In Athlet- 
ics, which they have so well begun. 

What steps then have been taken 7 In the first place 
several entertainments are on foot for the purpose of 
fitting out tlie base-ball and Rugby teams with suits 
etc. This certuiuly is a step in the right direction and 
all the entertainments should be liberally patronized. 

In the second place there is to be a meeting in Chi- 
cago, December S3, for tlie purpose of establishing a 
Western College League for base-lmll and Rugby. Dele- 
gates will be present from Evanston, Racine, the Uni- 
versity of Wisconsin and the University of Michigan. 

Nothing can possibly be done to enhance the inter- 
est In Athletics more than the formation of this League. 
When there is such a chance as this every athlete Id the 
University will strive to get on one of the teams. Men 
will not have to be urged to play, but will be glad to go 
tlirough he worli necessary to 'give the representative 
Dine or eleven. 

The gymnasium down town was started by the men 
who are now officers of the Athletic AseoclaUon, and 



immediately after the Holidays, netting wilt t>e put up 
over the windows and those who wish to join the ball 
nine will have an opportunity to practice. Of course 
this practice will count largely in favor of those who 
wish to get on the team in theeprlng. 

These moves certainly ought to bring out the beet 
athletic talent in tiie University. Especially those who 
desire to he on the l>all nine should practice all winter 
at some good exercise. Batting Is to have its due promi- 
nence in discriminating between players and good 
muscle is the greatest help to good batting. 

Ttiegymna-sium does not need any more members 
to support It and the limit Is nearly if not quite reached. 
Those however who desire to practice for the purpose 
of getting on one of the teams in the spring will be 
admitted. 

The management of the base-ball nine especially 
has always been rather loose and we doubt if the U. of 
M. has ever had a truly representative team. Under the 
new management we see no reason to doubt that we 
will have tlie best possible team In the spring. CeTtainly 
every inducement is offered to calt out the best players. 
The best man for each position Is to be chosen. With 
the increased interest this will insure a good man iu 
every position. 

We are glad for the honor of our University, that 
Ihese steps have been taken. If we are to have a 
base-ball team at all we should and can have one second 
to no western college nine. All the steps have been 
taken to secure such a nine and we firmly believe that 
we will have one in the spring that will do honor to our 
University. The weak point in our nine has for some 
years been in our catcher. This will no longer be the 
case. We will have one in the spring who is second to 
no amateur catcher in the country. By many he is 
considered the equal of most of the League catchers. 

Building on this foundation we will have a nine that 
should beat almost any western team. Pat. 

THE I^TIN PltAT. 
EsiTOBS Cuhonicle: 

During the past few days the writer of this commu- 
nication has had addressed to bim so many times the 
question, "Haveyou heard about the Latin play?" that be 
now undertakes to say publicly that he hoe heard about it 
and to disclose what he has heard. The subject was men- 
tioned by Prof. Qayley to certain members of his classes 
lastyearwhiiethey were reading the plays of Tereuce, but 
as the class of 'S4 was then under tlie restraints peculiar 
to Freshman existence, no action was taken. The sub- 
ject bad no sooner been suggested this year, however, 
than the sophomoresappropriated the Idea. They seem to 
feel confldent that they have plenty of raw material for 
theworkin theirowu body. That the successful perform- 
ance of one of the comedies of Terence or Plautus would 
enhance the reputation of our University is unques- 
tioned and would arouse an Interest In the claseios 
among the students, has been shown by experience. 

AVBCVIaA-IOB. r » 



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Uiniccr J. X. BXAL. I Otnera] Lllcnian....F. E. BAUa. 

Tartoni Toi>l« B. T. GBiT. Perwml* B. E. teiij>i>«. 

Kiebufci B. iriPLHs. Jk. L1»tstt RoUa R. O. WuT. 

ThlBf Cbmlclcd. . .Wh. BTinTn. I Sei'r ind Treu R. W. Coour. 

BnhirrlptlDK pitci. M.CDper 
dan- ElllBl(.Mplf^ Kcfiitt I 
gr SbHkiB'i. CoplHOBuleit 



EDITORIALS. 

0OLLEQE work by the proresaora, and the saUrles 
paid to them for It, are thlnga little undentood &□<! 
apprecialed by the raoHt of ub. The fact has been brought 
to our attention not by coi)ven<ationD with any of iiur 
inatructore upon that point, but Tvjto noticing the noble 
way in which their salaries are spent and with which 
their time Is occupied. When we call upon them in 
their studies we are surprised at the rare and valuable 
books which adorn their shelves. • When we know how 
their time is passed we are aatouished at the amount 
coiiiiumed in study. In order to keep up with the rapid 
change« and progression of knowledge everywhere these 
l>ooka and this application are necessary. The time 
Bftent in the claas room, which Is too apt to be considered 
the prl nelple amount of work done, Is a small part of 
that really required. Then too, the vacations are not 
thrown away hy thia busy class, for we find them dur- 
ing the warm aeaaon studying history In tbe large eaat- 
eru libraries, literature in London, languages in Paris, 
sciences in Germany. Now, as nothing so broadens a 
mind as travel and the reading of great authors, it is we 
who are unable to go to other lands or obtain many val- 
uable books who receive an ine>tlmable amount of good 
ttoai those researches. But foreign travels and large 
private libraries are costly and must come from what 
there is left of a small salary above necessary expenses. 
The salaries formerly were more ample, but bard times 
cut them down. There is now not that excuse, and con- 
sidering tbe i;ood use to which tiiey are put, tbey should 
be considerably raiaed. It la true that a few professors 
are lazy and do not vary their jokes or lectures from 
year to year, but the majority are enthusiastic In their 
work and should not be hampered by them. Give 
larger salaries, then our Uaiverslty will not be a train- 
ing school of professors for other colleges where merit 
receives its proper reward. 



GERMAN Universities and their methods of Instruc- 
tion are so far above all others in excellence that 
they may serve aa models for ua, and thus help ux in 
many ways to the perfection of our own system. Presi- 
dent Frieze in hla recent report has discussed the ques- 
tion of the conferring of degrees. The point ia suoii a 
good one that it Is well worth our while to consider ii. 
Unfortunately la most of our English and American 
universities there has been a conflict between the Bach- 
elorand the Master degrees. Instead of the fomierguard* 
Ing the tatter It has overcome it, and so fit r usurped Its 
rights that after the graduate has obtained this first de- 
gree the second usually surrenders to falm without fur- 
ther toll or trouble. The contest has been a more sturdy 
one with us In Michigan, and the Master Is led captive 
hy the Bachelor, only after at least a year's hard study 
and original research. But the Jklgher degree haa pre- 
vailed at the ex pen ae of its popularity, fur who would 
spend this extra year working fur It when at nearly 
every other university It would be given freely to any 
one having the lower degree? We have been calling to 
the mountain for twenty years. It has not come to us. 
Let ua go to It. In other woi'ds, since by the action of a 
great majority of eastern and European unlveraitlce the 
Master's degree has been lowered, and as it is not within 
our power to elevate it, let us at once put it where it really 
Is; that la,at the graduation of the atudent. Then the very 
honorable degree of Doctor of Philosophy can be given 
after an additional year's study if the candidate can 
pass a rigid examination. This Is by no means a sur- 
render or a lowering of the standard. We are striving 
for the highest success. It can not be obtained by such 
unfair competition, so the tactics should be changed and 
the campaign carried forward on a new plan. 

With the Germans the Doctorate Is obtained after a 
schooling of alxteen or seventeen years. With iis that 
length of time only brings us to our Baccalaureate. 
Added to this must be two years of application before 
we can receive the degree of Doctor of Philosophy. Bo 
our atudents who ceitainly have aa much ability aa 
llieir German friends have to spend two or three 
more years in college in acquiring an education not 
superior, to aay the least, to theira. 

After a student by a rigid examination haa shown a 
complete knowledge and comprehension of the studies 
pursued, the title of Doctor of Philosophy would bea proud 
one for blm to carry, as it would not he tainted hy its 
free dlatributlon to unworthy peraons by other colleges, 
aa la the Master's degree now. In thia way many more 
would be induced to remain at the University for tbe 
five years. In order to obtain that high rank In a reas- 
onable length of time. The higher culture would then 
be attained by more, and our University work would 
receive an Impulse to drive it to a continually Increasing 
point of excellence. Since these things are so we believe 
tiiat good, both to the cause of education and to our own 
University, may be efiboted hy a change of degree*. 



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Henry W Aahley li aadltorand paymaaler od theTo1«dokn 

Josepb A. Beaumnnt li an aaslitant ctvll engineer on the S 
Louis nad Snn Freuclsoo tt. R. His addreu li Fiiyellevlller A 

Jamefl P. Br 
the callle buHli 

JainnD. CalltthaDlaAKtudenrin the Harvard Divinity School, 
at Cambridge, Mniw. 

Carina B.Campbell Is teaching school In Manslleld. O. 

Oeorge N. Carman Is principal of tbelilgh school ■! Ypallantl 
Mlrb. 

Rlahnril T. Chandlec hwi been doliiB; tnroe work In llnguitlics 
Has been studying comparative philology under frof. Gabriel 
Campbell, clBBSof 'SS. Literary Department, and huBalRusluJIed 
Span lab. Financially, he aay». he ban made a specialty or dolnx 
nothing, and. nuiwlthstmidlng com pel I lion, Iih« bad great succesH 
at IL Ills iiddress Is 1115 ChIIowIiIII street, Philadelphia, Pa, 

Oren Dunham bought out a hntler's and furrier's business. In 
Kalamazoo, Mich., last August. The business Is well estabtlsbed 
and he Is making money. 

William W. aifford Is clerking In a dry goods store at Leslie, 
Iflch. ' 

Charles H. Omthouse taught In Ann Arbor (brsome time, and 
Is now principal or the high school at Hudson, Mo. 

Frank D. Haskell bus been teaching In Kb I am aioo College 
since I red nation. He Is now Assistant Profeitsor of Greek. 

George Hempel has been principal of the high school In Sagi- 
naw Clly. Mich., ever since graduntlon. The school has been one 
of the diploma schools since he went there. Likes leaching very 

William C. Hill was for some time supsrlotcndentof sohools 
at Battle Creek, MIcb. He died of consumption at Chelsea, MIcli.- 
May 38th, IgXI. 

J. W. McKInley studied law at New Castle, Pa., and was ad- 
mitted to practice In the courts of Lawrence county, last Septem- 
ber. His address Is New Castle, Pa. 

Horatio T. Morley practiced mining engineering In Lead*llle. 
Col., until February. lH§a. Since then he has been engaged with 
bis (hther, at Marine City, Mich. .as ship builder and vessel owner. 
Is doing well, and has given up his profession. Was married last 
February to Miss Maclean of Ann Arbor. 

William W. Nash was for some lime a book-keeper In a bank 
at Ottawa. Illlnols.butls now In business as a wheat fiirmer In the 
Red River Valley, Hlnnesola. He will spend the winter In 

Henry C. Post Is studying music tn Germany. 

James E. Pllcber graduated from the Long Island College Hos- 
pital In 1880. Was fbr a time Curator and Assistant Demonstrator 
or Anatomy and Surgery to the Anatomical and Surgical Society 
of Brooklyn. He la now managing editor of the Annals of Anat- 
omy and Surgery, and Attending Phjalclan to the Bushwick and 
East Brooklyn Dispensary. 

Cyras A. Pomeruy Is studying law In the oIHce of Qeorge P. 
Blanke, at SD Dearborn street, Chicago. Has Just returned from a 
abort trip to San Francisco. 



Spencer R. Smith studied lav with Aldrloh A Barrett, FL 
Wayne, Ind., and was admitted to pnclloa last May. Last August 
he accepted the poaltlou of teacher ot Ijtlla and Greek In Ft. 
Wayne College. 

Lyman B. Sailor Is dead. 

Kenneth R. Sraoot Is In the Law Department. tT. of H. 

Charlotte M. Smith was married last Jnne to A. E. Angstman, 
clasaof TT, Law Department. Thay are living In Monroe. Htch. 

BardayT. TruebloodtookaPh. I>. InlMO. He la now ProAaaor 
of Mntbcmatlca In Penn College, at Oskaloosa, la., and likes his 
position very much, though 1 1 la rather laborluua. He lost bis wife 
laaijune. 

('harles O. VanWert, former CliBOHici.a editor, graduated 
from the Law Department lu '90 1 then studied wilt, W. H, Drury, 
In Grand Itaplds, was odmllted to the bar, and la now practicing 
In Minneapolis, Minn. His success Is good; good enough to sup- 
port a wife at aoyrate. Has a warm weloome for any U. of M. 
boys, and a subscript lou for the gym. fund when he makes any 

Lucius S. VanSlyke taught Latin and Greek In Pike Seminary 
In 'TB-ao, and has since been taking a post-graduate course bere, 
working for Ph. D. 

LiU of '66. 



Ocorge W. Andrews la a lawyer and president of a railroad 
Dompany at Mnrphysboni, III. 

C-arrol C. Boggs cnmmenoed the practice of law at FalrOeld, 
Wayne county. 111.. In ■«?. Was for four years Slate Attorney, and 
WHS In T7 eleolod Judge of the county court, which office lie still 
holds. Also practices hia profession In the State supreme court 
and the IT. S. oourts. Has been director of a railroad company and 
vice-president of a bank, is married and has four children. 

James K. Bllsh was an actor In 'Se-T; stock fWrmer In -88-9; 
book-binder in Council BlulTs. la., and In Chicago, 'TO-Tg, and has 
been slnoe T8 practicing law atKewanee, 111. 

Luther Conant traveled for his health till 'TX Was engaged In 
general newspaper work In St. Pauld and Minneapolis, Minn., 72- 
3; In offlce of Dally Post and Mall, Chicago. '73-4; and has also 
been since 72 manager of the Subsorlptloo News Company. Is do. 
Ing well. 

Gabriel W, Crutcher was. until recently, deputy collecior and 
cashier In oniceof U, 8. collector of Internal revenue, and dealer 
In tobacco. He la now secretary of the John Hanning whisky dis- 
tilling aompany, and IH doing well. 

Samuel F. Dickinson gradaaled Tmm Ihe Chicago Theological 
Seminary In 'Se, and from the Rush MiHllcal College In 70. Was 
pastor In Cenual City, (kil., 7D-T1 ; In Blue Island, III., 71-4; and 
has been since 78 pasUir of the Congregational church at Cam- 
bridge, Henry county. 111. Is married and has three children. 



: In Dak 



Olive 



ance Company, and In other Insurance business at IH LaSalle St., 
Chicago, III. 

Edward Garst was engaged In brmlngat Boone, la., '6S-8. In 
'68 he became a merchant In Coon Rapids, la., and haslorsome 
years been postmaster there. 

Wm. B. Hamilton studied Id the Medical Department and 
commenced practice at Burnalde, Mich.. In '69, taking his degree 
In 'to. Has since been practicing Alroont and Columblavllle. La- 
peer county. Was elected county treasurer last (bll. Is married 
and has had live ohildren. of whom three are living. 

Henry W. Hubbard was In the Law Department In 'ffr-8,and 
WAS admitted to the bar at Elgin. III., In '(»■. praetloed law In Den- 
ver, Col., In 73; was assistant treasurer of FIsk University, Nash- 
ville, Tenn., 73^ A, and since that time has been assistant treasurer 
and treasurer of the American Missionary AMoclatloa In New 
York city. B4joys his work very much. 



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Oeorge C. Harrli Unght Bchiral In Slmpion eoanty, Ky., '118-8. 
btudled law and waa admitted lothebnrlii 'W.and Is non member 
or the Arm or Planldt Harris. Fraalciln, Ky. la married and baa 
rouroblldrea. 

Samuel C. Jajne taagbl >B6-Tat Maboopany, Pa., and was In 
'B7-gprliialpal or wshoola at Bervick, Pa. Hlnce 'W he has been 
ouhler or the Flrat Natlunal bank oT Berwick , Pa. 

Archibald JohnHin wo* engaged In railroad building In Mln- 
neaota In 'W-71, and Is now olvll engineer on the C. & N. W. and 
St. Paul R. R. 

Jamet D. Llchtenberger worked In various newapapen In San 
FranciKO Ibraeveral yeart; Lhen he engaged in buslneiie In Chi- 
cago, but being burned ont In 13 wenL to New Orleann, where he 
waaaeoretHry of Cliarlty HoapUal, T-t-O, and arturward cashier in 
U. S. oualom honae, and private secretary to Oov. Warmoutb. He 
died recently In New Orleana 

John E. M-Kelghan wB» admitted to the bar at Toulon, III.. In 
'eii practiced law at Ft. Scott, Kaa., Tl-fl, and haabeen, ilnce '70, a 
member or the drm orM'Comni, H'Kelgban A Jones, cor. or Third 
and Cheatnut streets. St. Loula. Mo. 

Henry Smith vas admitted to the bar at Oakalixwa, Kaa.. In 
'«!. Practiced Hi Liberty, Mo., and woa fur two yeiira olty attor- 
ney. Waa a member of tlie Mlsaourl legUialure Tlji, and curator 
or Mlaaourl SUte Unlverslly 'T^-5. Is now practicing law In Kan- 
Baa City, Mu. He In married and has two children. 

John A. VHiiCIeve taught 'W-T; took a post graduHle courae In 
engineering 'B»-e; was a civil engineer on I..ti. A MIhb. R. K. In 'Aft, 
and IqsamepoEltlon on Chicago .t St. Paul R. R. In 70. Is now In 
the real eatate bn-lneas at Marietta, Wis. 

Jamea A. VnnFleel taught at Turcula, Mich.. -se-T. He woa 
engaged In the Metbodist ministry In l^uavee county and at 
Haohlnaw W-'O. In 'W he publlahed "Old and New Mackinaw." 
Was for some time editor of The Hesperian, at Hesperla, Mich. In 
.TK he founded The Lever, a temperance paper, at Uraud Haplds. 
and In '80 removed It lo Detroit, where lie now conducu It. 

Horace N. WInchell was snparlntondentof aclioolsat Adrian, 
Mich., '80-9; Auilslanl State Geologist of Michigan '«8-T0, and In 
geological corps of Ohio. "TO-a. Since '72 he haa been Proteaaor of 
QeotogyandMlneraloKy In the Stale University or Mlnnesotn and 
State Oeologlat, Ills dutlea In the university are now performed 
by an ass Is bin I, and be devotes blmseir exclusively lo the Slate 
geological and uatnral history aurvey. He Is a contributor to a 
□umber of aclentlda Journals; baa published several geological 
works, and Is a member of a number or scien title societies. 

Charles N. Wooloy studied medicine at Bellevue and Long lal- 
and College Hospital, graduating In '8fl. He waa married soon af- 
ter graduation, and haa aince practlead In Orange oounty, N. Y. Js 
doing very well. Addreea. Newburgb, N. Y. 



Fluumioa of '78. 

Frank A. Brooka Is with M. Eastland, pharmacist, at Oonxalea, 

Hulett W. Calklna Is a pharmacist at South Lyona. Mlcb. 
Alexandrine Egeroir took her M. D. at the University of Mich- 
igan In '78. Became Mrs. Alexandrine B. Fuller In 76. SiDoe Id 

Glbrldge D. Olbsoo Is prescription pharmaelst with Jamea 
Vernor, at 2S5 Woodward avenue, Detroit. 

William A. Hasbrouch Is In pharmacy, as proprietor, at Uold 
Hill, Nevada. 

Henry Helm la In pharmacy with H. Meichor, at Eeat Saginaw. 

Cyrus W. Helater la In pharmacy at Masai Ion,' I nd. 

Oscar H. Koehnle Is a proprietor In pitarmacy at 20U Norlh 
Eighth Blreel, Si. Loula, Mu. 

Hugo U I.uplaski wHB some time In pharmacy with H. BIrolb. 
at 86 Archer avenue, Cbloago. Last year waa In the Department 
' of Hadlolne and Burgery, U. of M. 



Theodore F. Ueyer Is In the firm of Meyer Broa. A Co., whole 
aale and retail drug dealers, at St. Louis, Mo.. Fort Wayne, tod., 
and Kanaoa City, Mo. Addreaa at Kansas City. 

Jobn J. Miller took hia M. U. at the Hum<ecipsthlc Medical 
College. U, of M., In '80. Is now In Knoxvllie, III. 

Lucius W. Moody Is a chemist with Q. I. McKelway, manuftu:- 
turlng pharmaolst, corner of Walnut and Twentieth atreeta, Phil- 
adelphia, Fa. 

Louis E. Seltrard t Is In pharmacy with J. J. Blelhmann « Co. 
Denver. Col. 

Amaaa D. Smith is in the Urmof A. D.Smith A CO., pharma- 
cists. Manchester, N. R. 

Eltery Spencer Is In pharmacy In Chicago, III. 

Henry Slecber was aaslstaut in tlie Chemical Laboratory, U. 
of M.. 'T7-R; now preacrlption ptiarmuclat In charge of the store of 
Oray ± Hofflln, Minnenpolls. Minn. 

Hugo Thum Is pharmacist In tbe Arm of Tbum Bros., Orvod 
Rnplda, Mich. 

Perry L. Townaend Is In Ann Arl>or. 

Robert II. Wallace Is with Dr. E. R. Squibb, manulbcturlng 
pharmacist. W Doughty street, Brooklyn, N.Y. 

Qeorge E. Wilson Is piiarmauist In tbe Hrm or HIil & Wllaon, 
Van Wert, Ohio. 

Clinton EL Worden la in San Francisco, at tbe bead of 8l«ams' 
branch drug liouae. 

Theodore J. Wrampelmeler was chemical osalstant to Prof. A. 
B. Prescott In '7U-9. Address at 98 Huln street, Louisville, Ky. 



MlsoelluiaonB. 



Hector Baiur, M 

plellnghlsluwoour 

T. H.Ed wards, i: 



el stun, class of '81, has returned from Flint. la 
era upon her new poaltlon at Wellesley College. 

n appointed one of tne Ihree deputy clerks of the 






C. E. Lowrey, of 1 

taking a poal.graduale course. 

Newton MucMlllan, IIL, class of 79. of tbe Cbloogo H 
News. spent Sunday in the city. 

Jno. E. McGlll, law. 
Block Detroit. He has 
Micb., aince graduation. 

Mrs. Rosa Martin, class of '81, Department of Medial ne and 
Surgery, Is about to open a drug store at Marshalllown, Iowa. 

ScottSinclalr,abrother to tbe late W. H.Sinclair, andform- 
eriy a student in the Unlveralty, or tbe class of '-a, died at bla 
home. In Jersey City, November SO. 

H. A.Htlmpson, lit., 'S3, iias iaft college. 

Frank A. Wadleigh, of Clinton, Iowa, poat-groduale of laat 
year, la In the oily for a day or two. 

Jobn D. White, agraduBle or the Law Department, eiaas or 73. 
of Michigan University, Is the Republican candidate for United 
Slates senator in Kentucky. Mr. White visited Ann Arbor and 
other parts of the Slats last summer, and left a sister lo attend- 
ance at the University. 

H. H. Bradley, once of 'SB. Literary Department, Is IhrmlDg al 
bis borne, near Reading. Mich. 

J. H. MoOowan, lit. '91, law '«, ex-U. B. RepreaenUUve from 
Michigan, Is practicing law In Woahlnglon, D. C. 

Jobn L. RamsdlU. medic '81, is practicing nearQulney, Mleh. 

John Cbaae. lit. 'W. medio '81, is In Detroit. 

Oeorge A. Brlgga, lit. 75, recently died at bla home in Paw 
Paw, Mlcb. 



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ChrlatmBi I 

Mlae Einlle Onvln and 

The Swedish Lndy Qunrtelte. 

In UnlT^TBlLy Hull, Jununry 13lh. IS 



The In 



it depArtment 



H tlOD CBtnur 



Prof, Ford Is having a aynopsle of bis I 
printed at the Courier office. 

The laire expect Quvernor Felch will deliver an address U 
them on tlieannlTemary or Webster'a blrtbdiiy. 

The Adelptil lorlety have a quartet to /urnlHb Iheir musk 
now. II adds maleriaily to Ihe Interest of tlielr nieellngs. 

Prof. OIney delivered one or Ills cliaracterlitlc teinperancB nd- 
dreasee before the Reform Club. In tbe opera house, last Siindaj 



3 anatomy 



toU 



-a this' 



.Dty 



Dr. Maclean leaves to-day tor Bethany, Mo., to perform an 
operation of ovarlolomy. He will perfarm a almllar operation In 
Leadvllle. Col., and will return about January tat. 

The Btonea to be uaed in the new library ere rapidly being 
placed upon the ground. They come from the Amherst. Ohio, 
quarry, and are the flneai lot of alonea that we have ever seen. 

In tbe " MessenKer ftom Jarvla Section." Mr. McAnley played 
the part nf ■' llnole Dan'l " to perfection. "Clip" waa eicetlent, 
except in herslnjlng. The rest of the troupe carried their parts 

Prof. Demmon will lecture on " Wolke In England," next 
Tuesday evening, at the realdenoeof Judge Cooley. The lecture is 
tor the beneHt of the Indies' library, and the uaual admission fee 
of 15 cents will be charged, 

MisaH. Estelle Norton, of '81. has presented a line portrait of 
the celebrated educator, Horace Mann, to tbe University. It 
bangs la Prof. Payne's recitation room. More of a like sort of 
oontrlbutlona from aluranl would be acceptable. 
^ Alter taking all th» testimony In the case* of 
and Maclean last week, the Board of Regents acquitted Ur. Frank- 
lin of most of the charges agnlnat him, and will decide upon tbe 
rest of the barges against him. and alao against Dr. Maclean, at 
their January meeting. For more partlculara see Various Tnploa. 

Tbe ctaaa of 'Sd, at their meeting two weeka ago to-day, elected 
the remainder of their class olllcers. They have sent for their 
class seal. Tbe names of the officers are ; Wm. E. Qoddard, ora- 
tor; MlMsWusscl. poeteas; Eugene L. Lockwood, hialurlan 1 Miss 
Martha L. FornesB,seer; Louia OuscoigDe, loest-roaaler; Busaell 
M.Bceda, chaplain. 

Prof. Campbelt'a address on the life of Prof. Q. P. Wllllame, In 
University Hall, a week ago laal Monday, waa listened to by a 
large audience. The lecturer apoke at length on Prof. Williams' 
boyhood and education; traced hla work in the dllfereut achoola 



h which 






especial atreae upon hla work In onr own college. Dr. Williams 
taught in Gambler. Ohio ; In the Weatern Unlveralty of Pennayl- 
vania; in tbe Pootlao branch or this Unlveralty, and In IMl en- 
tared upon hladutleain the college, flrst as Profeaaor of Ancient 
Languages, and then of Methematica and Physics. Tbe benefi- 
cence of Ibe alnroni In founding the Williams Fund was spoken 
of, and a tribute was paid lo the Dr.'i aooial, private, and rellgloua 
111^ 



"Photos." 

By the HarrlBons, 

In the opera houte, Deo. Wd 

Chalk and water. T cents per quart. 

Elghtd) Juniors allended chapel yesterday morning. 

Maggie Mitchell haacome and gone, and the aopha are broken- 
hearted. 

Tlie Sigma Phi fraternity are negotiating with Prof, Tyler for 
the purchase of hla residence. 

Now' la the time 10 verify your credits on tbe secretary's books 
In order to have them appear correctly In tbe Calendar. 

Freabman irsnslates: ■' Uud achauele vor aich nicder in tiefeu 
Gedanken," "And he looked down at bla feet Id great aatonlah- 

Counie e In French liaa been made elective, and cannot be 
taken till Ihe ihlrd ytar. In the future tbe course will consist of 
readlag Instead or composition. 

In arranging for iHat olgbt'a microsooplcsl soiree, Dr. Slowell 
allowed the Athletic Association to bear none of Ihe expense, yet 
gave them all the proceeds, Huch action Is curomendable. 

Tbe JuUua Cssar recitations are enlivened each time by two 
or three eaaaya. In which subjects auggeated by the reading of the 
play are dlacusaed. 6ume lively discussions take place aner tbe 

There are to be printed for the Uulverslty one thousand cople* 

Prof. J. C. Wamon. and Pror. U. P. Wllllama. The three have died 

Wonderful la the cheek of tboae twelve aophomnrea, who, not 
sallalled with occupying the boxes at the play of " Fanchon." 
called upon Miss Mitchell ufter the eutertulnment. We are as- 
sured that she enjoyed the call. 

The following aUndtugoommltleea or the Athletic Asaoclalion 
have been appointed: Gymnaalum. Win terraute, Davenport. Mo- 
Donald ; noance, Taylor, Fasquelle, Ferguaon ; baae-ball, Olcott, 
Townsend, Hugbart; foot-ball, Arbury, Hodge, Wormwood. 

A considerable amount of money has been aubacrlbed by the 
evening elan in Teaching, for the purehaae of hooka of reference, 
10 be kept in Prof. Payne's lecture rooms. So Iter, one volume of 
Hlr William Hamilton's lectures and tbe Cyclopedia of Education 
have been obtained. 

or MIse Emille Oavin and the Swedish Iddy Quartette the 
Chicago Tribune says: 

■'Tbeabtlliy IbttUlH OstId dlsplsyed Id holding so indlFDce of now 
people lurprllK) hermoM antcot sdmlrera. Tbe ilnBlBB of Ibe Quincdemsy 
be lUDimed aplns word— 'eicellcDl.' Their pbnulnc (dmlrsblc their har- 
mtniT 'ery plrulng. snd their UDlIy o( work complele. iboidna tbe reiult of 

The reading-ruom committee have decided to place several 
new pa[>erB upon the tablea of Ibe library. Among the uamea on 
the list we notice Puck, Punch, and Ihe Sprlngneld Republican. 
The Hat as It is now. Is a good one, and with the new additions will 
furnish almost any sort of reading matter to be desired. We 
would suggest that some good Qerman paper be placed on tbe 

Prof, W. H.Payne la writing a serlei of artleleslbr tbe School 
Moderator, on Pestlloizl, Uls design le to create "a spirit of In- 
quiry Into tbe real Acts of Peatlloisl a educational oareer. What 
were tbe ruling motives of this mao's llfeT What were his pro- 
fesalonal quallSaatiuna? What sort of schools did he actually 
teachT What new educational principles did bedlacoverT What 



It did hi 






(Ohio) Unlveralty, appeared at the opera house laat Saturday even- 
ing, but were met by an audience ao email thai it was hardly pos- 
sible to aee It. In spite or tbe chilling aspect caused by Ihe small 
audience, the company did great Justice to Ibemaelves by render- 
ing their selections in excellent style. We have not apace to speak 
of each member, but will saj' Ibal they ail lake their paria well. 



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■82 clui-ineetlDg Ut-day. 

Ona more week before vacallon. 

"Furnished Ronms," thie evealax. 

ChriBtmu— one week rrom to-morrow. 

The ConrlerolBce has the Unlveralt; prlnlliiK Tor thts year. 

It U Mild Uwt Annie Lonlae day pOHenoH 9*bOJIIOO, ewned by 



MtssClBmLonlcaKxIloKs Will marr; Mr. Whitney, of Phlla- 
delpblB, next sprlnu. 

Tbe oiRM In Engltih III will read Webster's great speech In an- 
swer to Hayne. aFlar the halldeys. 

The ■'Corlone Merry'Makera" have been obliged to cancel 
their engafiemeDt of Dec. aith. at the opera house. 

Dr. Sewell will prolMbly not befftn blH duties, as loelurer on 
physiology In the medical Ueparlinent. till next year. 

Alpha Nu la trying to raise money lo buy a piano, bat the 
alumni do not shell out as well as lbs soclaty could wish. 

Dr. Cocker will deliver an addrens In University Hall to-mor- 
row arterooon. EierclaeH will begin promptly at three o'alocb. 

A wolverine, killed In the oatlonul park, has Ueeii given to tbe 
University by P. W. Norrls. Tbe thanks o/ the Rcgenu wereex- 
tended to him last week. 

8. C. Gravel, medic. '81, has been appointed asslHtant demon- 
strator of analoiny, and C. P. DIgbt an auliUnt to Prof. Palmer. 
Salaries, KUU and tSQO respectively. 

The ladlea of Ibe medical class of >SI, attar due conalderatloD. 
concluded tknit oapa would not be beooiidng to thai r complexions, 
therefbre decided not to obtain them. 

From tbe circular or the Slat annual meeting of the Hiehlgan 
Slate Teacb era' Aasoclutlon, to be held at Lansing Dec Zl, Z8, and 
39. we learn that Prof. Cooley and Prof. C. K. Adams each read a 
paper on au Important subject. 

" It Is reported that on moonlight nights a large Maltese cat 
can be seen frolicking about In a certain section of the clly. Ilia 
tallleas. end has lla fur so clipped HB (o leave In bold relief on lis 
side tbs Qraek letters K A e. Whenoecame theanlmalT"— {Cour- 
ier. 

Judge Cooley and Rev. ,1. Alabaster spoke In University Hall 
last Sunday evening. In placa of Col. Copeland, whose engage- 
ment was canceled. A large and appreciative audience beard 
tbem. The Btewart oonoerl company furnished the music, 1q 
their excellent style. 

A party of sneak thieves raided the Alpha Delts' society house 
last Saturday morning, and carried off about one hundred dollnm' 
worth of plunder. If this Is to continue, It would, perhaps, be- 
hoove all sludenu to keep their rooms locked. As It Inatpreaent. 
there Is scarcely a house In town where the sneak tblef could nut 
carry ou bis business unhindered. 

Prof. Frleie, Regent Cutcheon and Regent Walker have beeu 
appointed a nommlttep lo conalder the proper means of preserv- 
ing memorials 1u canvass or marble of Ibe flrst three presldeiils 
of the University, Drs. Williams Tappan, and Haven : also tbe 
probable coat to the Unlveralty of such memorials. These three 
have all died within the past three mouths. 

Protessars Frleie, Oiney. C. K. Adams. D'Oc«e.and Petlee.who 
wer«appolnl«daoommlttee to consider the relation of the School 
of Political Science to the Literary Department, have made an 
extendedreport showing their views on that BUbJect, and also rec- 
ommended a soheme of additions to tbe lerms on which degrees 
are to be conferred In the Literary Department. 

The nrst of tbe Lever raurse of tenipemnce lectures was given 
In Unlveralty Hall last Wednesday evening. A good audience 
assembled to hear Maine's veteran lemperanai lecturer, Neal 
Dow, and went away well pleased. HIb talk Is smootb and pleaa- 
ant. He gains the good-will and attention of his audience at the 
Orst.and keeps them throughout. He states all his poinu In a 
dear, forcible manner, and Illustrates Ihem fully. If the other 
lecturers In the course are to be as good as Mr. Dow, tbe 
Of tbe course need have no fM>r for Its suecass. 



Home— next Saturday. 

Tas CmboSICLE Is &J0 after the holidays. 

"Furnished Rooms'' at tbe opera bouse lo-nlght. 

A Oblcairo Orm wants the aenlbr class song for publication. 

The latest pronunciation ft>r tret bien IB "tray's been." So says 

The senior laws had their pictures taken aner the lecture, on 
Wednesday. 

A freshman bas made the latest bit by alluding to his mothar 

Athletic Association meeting to-day, to consider tbe fbrma- 
tlon of a western foot-hall and base-ball league. 

Scene In Latin cIhbb. Prof.: "It iBthoutjbt that Catullus wrote 
tbispoem In ^be latter part of bis life, poaslbly fi^ore fM died." 

The Literary students taking ijunlllAtlve Chemistry have be- 
gan work on their unknowns. They are much pleaaed with their 
resultB. 

TheaopbB continue tbelrcbeek by posting Haggle HItcbell'a 
acknowledttmenl of the receipt of their floral tribute In AlphH 
Nu-B bulletin board. 

What BlgnlAed tbe large white star with a mortar-board for a 
back -ground, placed upon the railing of the right- baud box at the 
opera bouse, the other nlghlT 

Mrs. Slowell has been requested by the Orinth Mlcroscf^lonl 
Club, of Detroit, to glTS an entertainment uL one of their meet- 
ings. She has cnnseuted to do It on the third of January. 

" Itia reported that s vrsdusteor Ibe UnlTFnllyaf Ulchlgsn, llvlDjr Id 
tbeuppFrpealuula, lisboct taking ilrpa lo endow a couple of fphDwahlpfl of 



hclri 






In explanallun we would say that Mlsa Leiand Is not a mem- 
ber of any nu;ully, only demonstrating In the ladles' d1a;ectlDg 
room. As for her being the first lady In a f&culty of the Unlver- 
slly, Urs. Stowell has held a position In a faculty for six yeara. 

Hanging In the President's room IsaBuely-drawn chart show- 
ing tbe number of students In each department of tbe University 
for each year of Ita existence; Us annual Income; the growtb of 
every department from the time of ita foundation to tbe present; 
In ftct It shows one at a glance the whole history of tbe Univer- 
sity from Itfl foundation to tbe present Lime. Protessor Wlnohell, 
whose work 11 Is, culls It "The Jubilee Chart of Lbe Ualverally of 
Michigan." 

A sophomore has experleuoed a good deal of dinculty In lo- 
cating the whereabouts of his headgear. TblBls very atranga, aa 
be always dresses bis cranium In that striking, poetic garb pecu- 
liar to tbe cow- boy a of the weal mostly, and we marvel how any , 






one could be s< 

we would state that. wbKn bis Ibe 
peratlon and despair. It slgnlQeB I 



. To It 






The mlcroBcopleal soiree In Room A 
plete sucoeaa. There were thlrly-aevon mloroBCopes In use during 
the whole evening, each superintended by one of tbe studenta, 
who gave to each geier an explanation of hia specimen. A con- 
tlnuom line of people was moving around In order to tbe dlfTer- 
enC mlcroBCnpes, and many were the exciamatloas of admiration 
that passed their llpB, One of the most beautiful apeclm 



n of bloc 
tie. A Ri 






IS the 



whole evening. Tbe total recelpU for the evening were about 
es, which means that 1T6 people attended. Thus the Athlellc 
Association gets a boom. Thanks are due Prof. Btowell for hla 
exertions to make the entertainment a sucoass. 



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Five wHki before 



" Dec, 30lb. 

,be nextCHKONin.!!. 

A senior orIIb our four-leggeil frlenil the "dunkey." 

Tliere ape flfleen ladtei In the freglnniiti medlCBl clau. 

The first class In dlBsecIIng will flultb nuit week. Some have 
Qnlshed already. 

Boblngermill Is the lecturer Ihe laws desire lo hear on Wash- 
ington's birthday. 

Pror.c K. Adams will lectare on "The Present Condition of 
Great Britain's Civil Service" tu-DUht. 

This month's Microscope contolna nu eioelteot anlele on 
iDOuntlUB. by W. H. Wamsley, ol Phlladelphln. 

Borne very original English pronnnclntlonB of Vergil's proper 
nnmes. are given In the teacher's lAtln class; e. g., "Teuker." 

A gentleman from Pelntkey has sent Professor fileere a flsh 
with nn ordinary brook truut's markings above, and those of a 

Debater In ■ lllerery society : " Look at Gludstoae. Here Is a 
man who. besides being prime minister of Eugland. can carry fioo 
bureaus on hltshnulUers." 

" We hear that one of the cornet players In the Ann Arbor 
elty band Is golnn out camping during the hoi 1 Jays. "—[Courier. 
He Is going to get married. 






Iking 



The 






tlie tlxest troupe th 

will give 1.11 Biilert. 

Prof. C K. Adar 



jmud Cunoert Company " 1* said to be 
appear In Ann Arbor this year. They 
1 In the opera bouse, Deo. Wtb. 
deliver a course of lectures on history 
at Cornell University during the oinnth of January. Prof, Hud- 
son will ounllnue the lectures ou American Culoulul History dur- 
ing Prot Adams' absence. 

Ckd anything be more dlRcouraglnglo a society wblcb Is trying 
to raise the musical culture In Ann Arbor, than to have sue: 
entertainment as the '■ Oratorio of Creation" listened to by tbe 
slied audience that heard !t last Friday evening T 8uch an en 
tslnment deserves un audience of two thousand persons, at 1e 
andyatabare three hundred beard It. Those who attended n 
Dot disappointed In their eipectallons. The soloists were bi< 
lent, the choruses grand. 

To attempt a criticism of the acting of Hlu Mitchell and 
troupe In " Fancbon " would be mere folly ou our part. In 
part of the entertainment could we see augbl with which to i 
&ulL Nothing but praise can be accorded to It by us. Mlai Mit- 
chell Is surely the one to Interpret the part of " CrlckeL" Every 
bit of her acting seems as natural as tbongb she herself were ei 
aclly In "Cricket's" position. Miss Mllohell, of course, was th 
principal character, stlU her support was eicellenL 

Prof. Adams' lecture on CiTll Service Reform, mentioned 1: 
our last, was well attended. The speaker reviewed the old Eat 
Ilsh civil service, and pictured som'e of Its abuses anil corruptloni 
many of which he allowed to exist In our own civil service a 
present. He recommended a cooipleie overthrow of the old syt 
tern. Judge Cooley, In response to several calls, supplemente 
Prof. Adams' lecture with a few remarks. At the meetinato-nlgh 
FroC Adams will speak on the present system of Oreat Britain' 

Speaking of the twelve sophomores mentioned In other places, 






TheeasU 


rn CO 


leges 






and prospe 


tyof 


the c 


.bat WUlInn 






during the 1 


>Slt«l> 


years 


ollnelntho 






was thougbi 


hard 


lUBS 


raised that I 


nenct 


vltyl 



ere unable lodeolde Just why It Is that 
lo increase with the growing population 
»untry. Clippings are common slAtlng 
ly eastern college that has grown larger 
.or mentioning a standsllll or actual de- 
itudenta of niber oolleges Not long ago It 
produced the trouble, aud now It Is eur- 
n business circles attracts the youth who 
might olherwiBo attend cnlleae. 

May It not be true that the great reason for such falling olT, Is 
the growing efficiency of weitern universities T There are advan- 
tages which ouroWQ university nlTurds that noeastern Institution 
can offer. That students are able In appreciate this may appear 
from the fuel that we have two hundred anil twenty-seven i,Zil) 
sluUeuts from AUa^itle Slalet In our university. Then there are 
hundreds from Canada and the West and ijouth that prefer to ob- 

not better, loHtltutlons for It. Tnere are other universities thai 
could make thlssutentjnt la aim ut the saras fbrm. 

While Itls not likely that many eastern atudeuts will admit 
there Is a better place to eduoate young men than thecouatryof 
time-honored colleges. New England, It Is none the less true that 
there are here, opportunities for proseoutlon of advanced work 
aud for broadening one's habits of thought and Ibr experience 
with all kinds of people, that are not siirposied In this country 
and In some respects are not equaled anywhere. 

There was a time when provincial pr(>]ndlce oppreaeed a great 
many colleges, and the larger an instUutloo, the more llboml It 

and It Is right that the large»l and those most free from Injurious 
Influences, svhether of excesulve fashion or of narrow views, 
supported. A heallby publ 



inythlui 



It then 



IB where very little progress has been made In a, great 
while. Utudenls from Its particular section cinue and go to one, 
year after year, and vary few attend from other parts of the coun- 
try to slli;them up by expressing Independent tboughlx Ihaldlfler 
from the views of the majority. College should be the place to 
learn loleratlon. If one has not learned it before. It Is generally 

Then some good collegea are about a century behind-hand In 
some things. The magHilne from what Is probably the best uul- 
veraliy In ibe south, that of Virginia, publlnhed lust month as lu 
principal article, an advocacy of iluelllug. It Is a retrograde 
move to uphold the duello, whatever the proportion of studenU 
may be In Virginia University, who believe In It. Men have 

snob a provocation I would In cold blood take human life. If I 
could." They reallce that risking one's own life does not mitigate 

This narrowness and slowness may explain why oolleges as 
well aaall industries are growing so slowly In the South. The 
high school system of the old Eastern colleges which some of 
them will nut be willing to abandon till they are forced to It, as 
others have been, together with their peculiarities and eipense.ac- 
oounts partly for Oulr failure lo Increase. As the West Is the most 
active portion of the countrj-, and Its university communities 
partake largely of the vigorous spirit ol the young West, while 
they In Instuices, bMldw tbtir oouvenh 



1 location kDd 



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ohBapaeu, offar advaQlages equnl to those olTered by the best of 
tbecaatern oolleges, l( la not mirprUIng Its universities are flour- 
lihlus Ai'l drawlQKolT students fmm other sections. 



The ValeOleeClub in their holiday Lour will got 
cago. On their return they will Rive two coocerts In 1 
unrr Sth nndTth. Thla la the most gucceuful or the 01 
Bll Kudenta whoarepaaslhg the vacation la DaCrolta 
It a point In nttend the ooneert, If Ihey canQol also gre 
bers more privately. Any attention we could extend 
appropriate and help to Increase the acquahitanue n 
lowablp that ahonld subsist between students of oui 
and the Eastern ooUeges. Many of the be^t knnwii c 
were composed In Yale, aad the excellence of t 
been long eatabllahed. 

Tale. 



T Ab, love, since I have fondly pressed 
let lips to mine, and learned bow sweet 
ire.— how fragrant Is tby breatb,— 
lonie where, bow easily 'tis guessed 1 



The Yale News has an Interenllng article In regard to the Chi- 
Bsestudsnts wlio were lately culled home rroni America. These 
udents, most of whom were studying at Yale, but many at Uar- 
krd and other cuUeges, went home in two detachments. Ou Ibelr 
-rival. Iniitead of receiving the atteutlnn and civilly which they 






wllln 






thought that the Inilnlng does more 
yearH. the News says, the nine have I 
tralqlngduHng the winter months, ofle 
tired or ball playing. 

Hanraid. 



than ffond. In pa 
I, tb rough constai 
•trained and always 



Harvard scholarships amo 

131,000 has besn subscribed 
fessors.— Ex. 

One of the performers on the horlsun 
Circus In Paris, Is a graduate of '76. And 
Bllll maintain that a gymnasium Is not a i 
of a well regulated College. 



eS.OOft annually.— Ex. 



CLIPPINGS. 



'■ Whal 



kt shall I 



r at the Sammei 
ere are some whc 
ary appurtenance 



lo rip." 



The hardest thing to deal with— an old pacli of cards. 

Boarding house brcnd—'tls buta little Rided flanr. 

Can Iba men who fbiatloally squeeze and Jam themselves out 
of th« theatres between the aots be said to be fond of Iherfram-aT 

It Is useless for physicians to argue against short-sleeved 
dresses. The constitution of the United i^lates says : "The rigbt 
to bear arms sb all not be Interfered with. ".^Microscope. 

The Vusaar girls excel at taking noLes. Suilo many others, 
provided the right fellow Indites them.— Lampoon. 

It takes the French to appreciate Bhakcspeare. The passage 
"Frailty, thy name Is woman," Is translated " Mademiilsclle 
Frailly Is the name of the lady."— Ei. 

Ithas been atalod that no student who has nsed tobacco ban 
graduated valedictorian at Ilarvard In 50 years, though flvo-slxths 

Prof: " What can you say of the oesophagus vhen swallow- 
ing t" Aoourate student; ''Iiould not say anything wben I was 
swallowing. I would choke If I tried." -Ex. 

A poor young man remarks that the only advice he receives 
from capitalists Is "to live wltbln his income." when the very dif- 
ficulty lie experiences Is to live without an Income.— Kz. 

Sonnet. 

Heavy with fmgrant odors Is the air, 
And ever as a soft breeze gently blows, 
It breathes the perlume of some blushing rose 

That It has kissed,— some rich carnation rare, 

Upon whose bosom, crimson -Ouslied and bare, 
Has lain Its head in odorous repose.— 
And lightly Ana my forehead ere It goes 

To die rorfolten,Bllei 



come of the suspicious nat 
people are still. In many res 
tlons as this will serve lo li 



Wehav 

atudeu ts ar 



tnder a dlirun 
■din China. 



t guard In a deserted college.wblcb 
bey still rem.iln. This Is an ont- 
of the Chinese government. The 
s. only half civilised, and such He- 
3SS the fuel upon the minds ol the 

Imperor is In this way, often used 
country, through Jealousy of for- 

elleve. however, that when these 

n governmeul offlceii,us they will 
t Mluister, u more liberal poll. 7 



The Chinese BludBnia who came to this country wereallex- 
ceedlngly bright. Intelligent fellowa, liked by all who knew them, 
and quite capable of making a marli In their own country. When 
ihechance Isglven them to broaden the political viewsuf their 
guveriiinent. and lis relations with foreign powers, they will un- 
doubtedly make the moat of their opportunity. -Echo. 

Tbe Hammock. 

In a bammook, 'ueath the mapl«s. 

Swung a Junior and a maid. 
While the golden autumu sunset 

Flecked the grass with light and sbado. 



.8 the It 



Softly 
Light tbey waved, as 1 

And the sighing of tn 
Half concealed tb< 

But I thought 1 beard 
"Only one kiss, M: 

Then came sonly bacli 
"Harry, you've be 

bu has read tbe hlU o 



across his face. 

'cd. as on his shoulder 



lukled h 



BUth li 






or bis contompt, there Is a little dlssailsfiictlon.- not with the 
Yale team forniiy alleged roughness In play, but with the game 
which makes sneh roughness necessary. Of course, he Is orthodox 
on the point of manly pluck and good old English sports : Indeed, 
some envious people soy that bis only reason Tor wearing knicker- 
bockers Is a Aiie muscular devulopmeut resulting from a season 

of fool-bull pruclUe. Bat he seems lo see a lendcnoy. In all 
clentldu Improvemeniof rules, to set a premium upon mere 

1 force. Yet the line must be drawn somewhere. There Is 
surely a limit M the readiness wllb which broken nosei and 

' ' ' ' ' ' O' ' 



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■pmlnail ankle* cnn bs aacrlllced to Ihn chance of victory. Ellli 
la not given Ut prophecy; lie in wont rather la haunt theitush 
nooks qC ttie punt; but he venlnres 1u predict lliatioint^rerurini 
tloii will noon becunie ncceasary. tn order thai root-ball may ni 
be erased Croni llie Hat of caliche sports." 

Can't Hbme of our foot-ball players revise the rules In (Ormli 
the proiHweil Western Iioague T While others are discussing t) 
matter we may be able to solve It. 



Local Mlacellaoj. 

OOOD suite of rooms to reut at No. 79 Booth Main street. 

We would call the attention of oar readeri !« McMillan's On 
stock of Pictures and Clirlstmiis Cards. Be has an extra An 
■tocii of Portable Desks and Wall Cabinets. Call and see tbcm. 



A. F. Hai 

PIpM, Cigar and Cigarette Hoiaem, for the Holidays. Exiinil 
bli stock. Ue makes a specially of Fine tim okera' Articles. 

TiCKns for the Grand Trunk R. R. and all polnu east, for a 



Joe T. Jacobs has 



re, 30 Main street. 

i ol ad. this week. Well, boya, pa- 
tronise him all you can. He Is a Kood friend of the gymnasium 
and all other iludeut projects, and above all sells very cheaply. 

Pbof. W.W.Bexah, No. 118. Fiah street, takes labscrlptlona 
at low rates for all prominent Amerloao aod Foreign publlca- 



Btvloorafhic Pbms at roduced price 



I Book Eichauge books 
arlera for Key West 



WBCAI.L the students' attention to the Sne display of Holiday 
Bo ika. Albums, Chrlstmna Cards, and Fancy Qoods. wblcb are of- 
tered at very low pricea at Sheehan A Co. 'a Students' Bookstore. 

In Uhivbbsity Hali.. Jan. IS, 1882, Miss Emlle Qavln and the 

Swedish Lady Quartette. 

■'MIfB Gavin haa a fine Yolce, that Is cApable of almost every 



IITERABY MOTES. 

An sicepllonally neat little book In Its way Is the "Illoatrated 
Birthday Book "of American Foe ti>, edited by AlmlraL. Hay witrd 
and pDbllNbed by Jaa. R. Osgood & Co.. ofRoaton. For each day of 
the year there Is an appropriate verse represenllai both Iheaeasou 
and occasion. Eaob month baa a poem suited to lis character and 
the whole book Is well nrrangedand well ordered. It would make 

quite a novel one. The book Is lllualraled by good likenesses of 
the moat prominent of our American poete. The selections are 
good, the arrangement Is eicel lent and everything !■ neat. For 



Messra. Putnam's Sons, of New York, have sent ni the new 
"Agawam" edition of Prof. H.C.Tyler's " History of American 
IilMrature." The two volumes are here oomblned In one and 
Hi>iulal pains have been taken to suit Ihe general elau of readers- 
It la not our InUDllon logWeiin extended review, or even briefly 
lo speak of the merits or denierlla of the work. It ts too well 
known and Its reception baa been siieh as to place the aulbor (ar 
up as a writer. It Is now without any doubt Ibe atandnrd work 
of Itsklnd. The publishers Inform ua that Prof. Tyler hopes to he 
able toglve to the public In the couriie of IM2. tbe third volume of 
the work, which will be devoted lo the literature of the Revolu- 
tion. Weawalt this new volume with the certainty that It will be 
even better than Its predeceasurs. Fur eale by John Moore, price 

sa.'fl. 

"The Fate of Madame La Tour." A Story of Great Salt lAke. 
Thia, as lla name leads ua to think, la a story of Mormon life. It I* 
a book written, like " Uncle Tom's Cabin" and "A Fool'ii Errand." 
for the aocomplishnienl of a great object. It does not perhaps dis- 
play the literary ability of either of ttioae worka. but even in the 
absence of all literary merit lis great object ought to procure It a 
careful perusal. The work la. however, by no meant destitute of 
literary merit; Its pictures are clear and graphic. I la characters 
distinctly Individualised and Its plot moat absorbing in Ita devel- 
opment. Madame La Tour Is Ibe widow of a French Canadian! 
who had been deluded Into Joining the letter DayHalnts. She 
Bocompanlea them In their general emlgratloc from Nanvoo for 
the sake of her children who nave been ralawl In the faith. The 
plot la the sinry or her and her famlllea wrongs, and the blighting 
eflfeclaof Mormonism on everything good and true— some breeay 
pictures of Ihe California mines tend to relieve the otherwise sad 
story. Theauthorens gives In the appendix many facta relating to 
Monajulsm which exhibit In an authorative form the Irne In- 
wardness of the Institution, published by Ford, Howard * Hal- 
bert. New York. For sale by John Moore atJIJlO, 






« the at 



aphyslquelhaClslmposlngand queenly. and features admirably 
calculated w> Illustrate every phaae of poetic and dramatic fancy." 
-N. Y. Herald. 

Of the BwedlaU Lady Quartette, the Cleveland Leader saya, aa 
follows; 

was difficult at times to Judge whether there was one voice or four. 



Aclei 






traordlnary depth and 
which, under careful aud aclentiao training, ai 
blnad in this wonderful quartette." 









adern 



far as It goes. It Is quite complete. In fact theoompller Mr. W. A. 
Wheeler,well kniwnasdDeortbeedltoraorWetater'aDIo i inarles, 
does not claim exiiauatlveness as a cbaracterlallo of llie book ; It 
Is merely ",u handy- book fur ascertaining or verifying the antbor- 
Bhlp of famous poems, plays, essays, novis, romances, philosophi- 
cal and llierarytreatlaei', and the like as far aa they hear a specific 
and distinctive title." The editor apologizes In the words of Plato: 
"Aa It Is the commendation of a good huntsman (o Ond game In a 
wide wood so 11 is no imputation if he bath not caught all." No 
one vrbo baa even looked into the book will deny that Mr. Whee- 
ler baa not been n good huntamau. Every one preceives the need 
of Huch a work, and wa are Ihankful for what the compiler b s 
done for us. The death of Mr. W. A. Wheeler placed the compila- 
tion In the hands of Mr. Cbas. G. Wheeler, who bns Ihitblblly car- 
ried out the original de^tgo. Lee&Sbepard, Boalon. For sale by 
8. C. Andrews, (KOO). 



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" Florida rorTourliitB.Invnlia»iind8Bttler»," by George M.Bar- 
bonr. D. Applewn * Co. For mmj yeirsthe need of Bome troBt- 
worUiy worlt on Florida tiaa been greatly felt. All Uiat we have 
on the aubJeciL are Uie pempblets of the Board of Imralgratlon snd 
thoie pubMih>'d lu the Interest of some land aciheme. The work 
before UB, however, being written In the Interest of noapeoulutor 
glreaadelallad, complete and truthful account of nil matlera of 
iDUreat perUlnlng to Florida. The autlior wai formerly n corren- 
ponilent of the Clilcago Tlniea and hli work combines the easy 
Dewey style of tha newspaper arllele with the thorough appreci- 
ation of fliou of a keen observer. Nothing la omitted which can 
be of Interest or proflt to one golim to Florida no matter what 
may he his purpose In going. Serial chapters are devoted to an ex- 
tended and Bxoeedlngly Interesting aocount of the Buthor's lour 
through the state. Everylblug Is described lu a manner which 
ciDDOt Ml to Auutlnnte the reader. Mr. Barbour has shown In this 
book that bis power* of description are of no low order. Not the 
least charm posseued by the book Is that ol perBonnl narration. 
Half the book Is taken up with this tour. Then the author, In a 
chapter OD climate, dlscuBses fully the advantacei of Florida as a 
resort (i>r Invalids. Following this are several ohaptemon the pro- 
ductions, eU%, Including an IntersHtlngand Instructive chapter on 
orange cnlture. In short the book supplies a need long fbll. For 
. aaleby John Uoore, price ll.ao. 

••The Golden Tress." The latest ol the Transatlantic fferles, 
translated from the French of M. de Bolsgobey ; Is a FrBnoh detec- 
tive story of somewhat the same character as the worksofEmlle 
Qoborlau, lately so populari however. It differs from his and in- 
deed fron) all novels of that stamp. In subordinating the character 
of the detective lo those of Ihe liero and heroine, who belong to 
the upper olasses of society. More attentloh s ulso paid to the 
secondary characteiB. aud the action la much more flnlabed and 

lasB of that tendency, which In the workaof Uaburlan, brings the 
■tory down very cloae to the dime novel species, vli., the frequent 
Dccurreiioe of unexpected and perilous altuntlons. the danger of 
which Is averted by aooldenla, uneipected and almost Impossible. 
The translator has ahown In his part of the work, that he eltbar 
Is an author or that he la at least capable of being one, for In Lranu- 
laUngbebas avoided the literal rendition of fb reign Idiom Into 
English, a Ikult very common In traualatlons from the Frenah. He 
has also, wllliuut diminishing the force of tiie action, converted 
the French style of the author. Into his own style, which Is so 
oompletely Eogllsh, that, were 11 not for the title page, we might 
Imagine the author himself to be English. For sale by Juo. Moore 
price SOots. Fubllsheil by O. P. Putoam'a Sona, New York. 

Number XXXIV of the International Sclentlllr Serlea gives us 
an able dlsousalon of the -Sun," by C, A. Yonng, Professor of As- 
tronomy at Princeton, N. J. The book Is designed to Impart a gen- 
eral, and yet not superficial, knowledge of the Sun. at the same 
tlmeavoldlng as much as possible the useof all technical terms. 
Its object Is to Instruct and please that great class who, without 
tberoselvea being engaged In sclentldo pursuits, have aufflcient 
education to deelre to know something about scientlQc subjects. 
Bnch we may say has been the aim of every volume of the Inter- 
national Bclenllflic Series, and (o give such Information In regard 
to the sun baa been the Intention of the author of Ibis work. We 
caonot suppose that la a book wrlllea ftir such a purpose, there 
can be much originality. All the author can do Is lo place In a 
Clear light before us, the discoveries and research of great sstrou- 
omera. How well he haeexeculed his work, can be Ailly aprecl- 
ated even (Vom a hurried perusal of the book. It has an Dr. John- 
son would say, •' hklrly torn the heart^' out of every prominent 
work in astronomy, and described the results of the In vestlgatlooa 
of their authors with such eleurnessas to be within thegraspof 
all. We were particularly Interesled In the chapters on the spec- 
troaeopa and the theory Id regard to sun-sputs. The last chapter 
conlaJiis* tirlef summary of the prtuolpal (kola aud ooneluaioaa 



arrived at by the author. The general treatment of the entire sub- 
ject Is excellent, and this rolums will In no way detract from the 
International Scientific Series. The book \» fully Illustrated and 
has a good Index. For sale by John Moure. (tJ.OO|. D. Appleton A 
Co.. PubllshBra. N. Y. 

'•Suicide; An Essay In Comparative Moral Statistics," by 
Henry Merselll, M. D. (luUrnatlunnI Scleuliac Series, Vol. 
XXXVI.) D. Appleton A Co. We bnve had occasion belbre Lo 

Sclentlfli: Series, The present volume In no way belles the repulr. 
tlon Justly bBlouglugto thBSBrlea. Whatever we may think oflhu 
value of a work on the subject of Suicide, whatever wo may think 
of the correctness of the oonclusious. we must say that this Is a 
model work. It Is completeness Itself, Itlhlrly bristles with sta- 
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get that we arc dealing with dry facts. Tbeautbor. anilallan. haa 
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deed that modern clvlllaatlon Is what It la. because man Habligfil 



t transfbrn 



will: 



Idea of freewill In m 

the universe. This I 

are concerned, hla statistics lead. But whether or not, we accept 

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UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, SATURDAY, JANUARY 21, 1892. 



At a nieetiiig of the Board of Directors of the Ath- 
letic ABSOClatloD, held on Monday evening laHt, the 
question wuB considered of holding a meeting for ath- 
letic sports, sometime before the close of the law depart- 
ment. It seems to ub that this Is a movement in the 
right direction. We have a goodly numberof students. 
We dealre to hold field sports. To make these a success, 
all of the students must be interested. The members 
of the law department, under the existing arrange- 
ments, are, of course, unable to compete at the sprlug 
meetings, and the present project is for the purpoee of 
giving them a chance to compete at two meetings dur- 
itig the year. 'W hen It is understood that many of the 
prizes can be held only after being twice won, the need 
for some such arrangement can be better appreciated. 
The laws certainty made an enviable ehowlng at our 
fall meeting, and all who are Interested In raising the 
Dnivettit]/ Tccordt, must see the need of offering suitable 
and equal Inducements to all the athletes In the Uni- 
versity. The plan proposed is to hire the opera house. 
If possible, for wrestling, boxing, horizontal bar, etc., 
and armory hall for walking mutches. By ibis nieaue 
nearly all of an ordinary programme can be given. 
Spme may object from a financial standpoint, but the 
association la reasonably sure of paying expenses, and 
until field day sports are well established as a yearly 
feature, we tbluk no one ought to ask or expect more. 

It has been thought by the few whose tastes are Id 
the direction of base ball that If a League should be 
formed among the Westeru,Colleges, the lack of Interest 
taken in this sport might to some extent be disputed, 
and, Indeed, It was not considered unfavorable lo.arouse 
for baae ball an Intereat equal to that shown for foot ball. 



Accordingly with this object in view several of the West- 
ern Colleges were requested to send delegates to a meet- 
ing to be held In Chicago, Friday, December 23, 1881. 
At this meeting Northweateru University, Racine Col- 
lege and Michigan University were represented; Madison 
University bad signified her intention of being repre- 
sented, but for some reason not known thedelegate failed 
to appear. However, Madison will In all probability 
become a member of the League before the first series of 
games are played. When the delegates csuie together 
tlietr first duty was to decMe upon the fea-tlblUty of 
forming such a League. This was but the work of a 
moment as all seemed to be heartily in Ibvor of the 
scheme. This having been decided upon, they then or- 
ganized with the following officers : President, F. W. 
Davenport, of Miclilgan University ; Secretary and 
Treasurer, C. C. Tybbe, of Racine College, and two mem - 
bersof an Executive Committee from each college, those 
from U. of M. being R. M. Dott and Y. P. Antle. The 
constitution governing the Eastern League wa« adopted 
in fofoBubJectto any changes that may be deemed advis- 
able. It was further decided that the trophy of cham- 
pionship be a silver ball. The arrangement of the first 
series of games Is in the bands of the Executive Com- 
mittee and the dates are not yet decided upon. It is In- 
tended that each nine should play once on the home 
grounds of the remaining nines, thus making fur each a 
total of six games to play. Succeed to the enterprise. 

On the evening of the 18th Qov. Fetch lectured on 
" Recollections of tbe Life of Daniel Webster," In the 
assembly room of the law department, the occasion 
being the lOOtli anniversary of Webster,s birth-day. 
Few men could be better fitted to give so Just a critique 
on the subject In all of Its pliaws than Qov. Felch, 
Identified as he has been with the political history of 
tbe country for the past half century or more, and as 
the contemporary of Webster, Clay and Calhoun, Justice 
of the supreme court, governor, representative in con- 
gress and senator, his vast experience and matured 
Judgment must add to the general Interest. Burely U 
was a happy anniversary in the declining life of one so 



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full of honor And of years. Dauiel Webster, born and 
reared under tlie eombra sLade^of &It. Waslungton, it 
fostered his poetic sentiment; matured under the 
traiuinK and rigid sense of New England, he was 
bold, conscientious and sagacious ; thus by nature and 
training fltted for the prntulnent part uf xtatesmau, 
orator, forensic debator and expounder of law. Cir- 
cumstances demanded JUKt uuch men. Leaders of the 
Bevotutlon were fast passing away. Articles of con- 
federation liad been t-igned, tlie Federal coustitutlon 
adopt«d, before he entered on bis profession. Qrevl' 
ously laid experimeuts were maturing, tlie states had 
broken away from a monarchical regime, the peoph 
ignored kings, nobility and the church ; the crude ideas 
of self-government were to he trained and restrained. 
Then Webster, the devotee of professional hihor and the 
favored geuius, came into prominence. As a lawyer, in 
bis early years even, he was noted for his marked abil- 
ity ; every effort showed care in arrangement; every 
argument led to an uuauswerable concision. Websler 
himself took mout pride in his part in the steamlwat 
and Dartmouth college cases. In tlie farmer he argued 
the supremacy of the government to regulate the ship- 
ping, howsoever propelled ou all navigable waters on and 
within the boundry of the United States. First to 
Webster are we indebted for our present arterial system 
of navigation. In the latter lie argued with Irresistible 
force, the constitutional provision of the Inviolability 
of contracts ; that a charter granted by a foreign gov- 
ernment was not effected by a change of ruling power. 
From discussions of this character he gained the name 
of "expounder of the constitution." By many he is 
known for his public addressee, indeed, Adams said 
Burke was no longer entitled to first praise. With a 
calm forethought he watched the fa^t receedliig bound- 
aries of the country, augmented by grants from Eng- 
land, France and Spain ; the nation busied with Indus- 
tries and art, and Increasing with a foreign population. 
As secretary of state bis sagacious diplomacy averted 
difQcultles In the north-eastern boundary questions. His 
speech in sympatiiy for Greece on the Grecian resolu- 
tion has been translated inio all civilised tongues. Gov. 
Felch's recollections uf Webster's reply to Hayne was 
of peculiar interest. Three hours before-the doors were 
opened people besieged the capltol. At twelve noon 
the galleries were crowded, ladies came upon the floor 
.of the senate, the seats were tilled, theaisles were block- 
ed, the very air was ladened with anxious expectation, 
fOr vague rumor said Webster would retract some of his 
utterances against the subject of slavery. Mr. Webster 
began in a slow and labored manner, neither vehement 
nor excited ; anuimated, his utterances so clear and lu- 
cid, favorable conclusion musthave followed. Although 
he did not violate his pledge, yet tbe impending conflict 
was too near for his coucliiatory words. He never made 
a speech that gave him so much trouble. Fancuil Hall 
was closed to him only to t>e opened again when the peo- 



ple saw that risking his good name and thesupport of his 
constituents, he was honest in his convictions, bold in 
presenting them and true to the nation as a whole. 
Webster was no mere politician, but a statesman at his 
best iu diucussing national and constitutional questions. 
As a forensic debater he was witliout a peer. In litera- 
ture his speeches are classical land marks inseparable 
from the history of tlie country. The speaker closed his 
remarks by stating the fact that within two years of 
each other, Calhoun, Clay and Webster departed from 
this earth. 

The address of Sherman B. Rogers, In the law lec- 
ture room, on Saturday evening, before the Civil Ser- 
vice Reform Association, was largely attended. Mr. 
Rogers spoke of the present condition of the civil service 
and its evil influence upon the character of oBlcials and 
especially In its control of elections. Over eighty thous- 
and non-political otBces. together with the hundreds of 
thousands of positions fliled by laborers, are now con- 
sidered as the legitimate spoils of tbe victors, and are 
parceled out to those who can render the greatest party 
service. While it Is not the object of the Civil Service 
Reform Association to alter the manner of appointing 
officers who in the legitimate discliarge of their duties 
as such, influence the policy of the administration of 
government; it Is the object of the association to creat« 
a public sentiment which will demand the reform of 
this abuse of power, and devise better metliods for the 
disposition of these offices. The speaker traced tlie his- 
tory of our civil service from the beginning of our gov- 
ernment to the present, and found the first step in its 
departure from sound principles during the adminisira- 
tion of John Adams, which step consisted in tilling all 
vacancies by the appointment of political friends. This 
naturally led to another step, under Jelftrson, the re- 
moval of a sufficient number to give his party an equal 
share of tlie offices. No further movements in this di- 
-were made until the passage of a bill during 
I's administration, which limited the term of 
government employees to four years, aud thus gave to 
the appointing power an opportunity to give all posi- 
tions to Its friends without Incurring the odium of re- 
moving meritorious officers. But Jackson was not sat- 
isfied with this stow process of freeing liie public service 
of political oppunents, and so openly announced tbe 
doctrine " Co Che victors belong the spoils," in support 
of bis actions. According to Madison's construction, 
which lias always been the generally received view, the 
President has Che power of removal from all offices of 
the executive department. The present condition of 
the civil service Is the natural product of this weakness 
constitution, together with the elements of human 
i. He then examined theearly political history of 
New York, and showed that the " spoils system" was 
in full blast in that Slate as early as 1810, and that the 
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eomuchdLit: to Jack ton a-* , 'people generally suppose; 
and in conclusion veriHed the fact, thut the " spoils sys- 
tem," which is but another name for a gigantic bribe, 
in creiitlng aucb a iicriiiabte for oOlce is conducing, not 
to political health, but to decay. 

In view of the eudden death of Mr. Noyes A. Dar- 
ling of the Dental DeparCtnent of thin Universlly, It in 
not unflttlng to give a short account of his life among 
ufi, and eHpecialiy of his taft Illness. Mr. Darling came 
to \nn Arbor it) the fall of '80, registered from Lalce 
Ridge in this State, and mutrlciilated in the College of 
I>ental Surgery. In the winter of '81, he was elected by 
the editors ot The University ta the responsible position 
of secretary and treasureruf that periodical. The cause 
and cliaracterof Mr. Darling's last illness are tonie- 
what nl>scure. He was busy during tli« aHernoon 
of the Slst ult. in changing Ills quarters. The con- 
sequent fatigue was considerable, and In the evening 
Mr. Darling felt chilly sensations, which however did 
not amout to an actual chill. The next day, which was 
the first of the new year, he took to the bed from which 
be was destined not to rise, in health. On Monday the 
symptoms were so obscure that the doctor was unable to 
form a diagnosis. Wednesday Mr. Darling felt much 
better. But on Friday be became so much worse that 
Dr. Palmer was called. He loade a careful physical ex- 
amlnatloD but fkiled to find any very marked signs. He 
at first thought the case might be in some way connected 
with the dissecting room, but on further inquiry gave 
up this Idea. His Intellect was clear until within one 
half hour of his death, which occurred at 4 o'clock Sun- 
day morning ; aferwards a post mortem was held. 
Signs uf pneuHionia and of grave heart disease were 
found. But it Is believed that the symptoms also Indi- 
cated some profound though obscure poisoning of the 
organic nerve centers. Wednesday morning his remains 
were followed to the depot by a long line of students 
who took this opportunity of showing a last act of res- 
pect to their dead comrade. 

With one exception. Ecullle Oavin and the Swedish 
Lady (Quartette furnished us the poorest entertainment 
thus far given under the auapiues of the present board. 
We were prepared for mediocre elocution, but not for 
such as Miss Oavin furnished ; she utterly failed in her 
rendition, of the "Taming of The Shrew" and "Medea." 
Her gestures. Intonation and accentuation being par- 
tlcuUtrly faulty. Her t>est forte, she as well as the audi- 
ence, Judging (tem the numerous errors, was considered 
to be humerous readings ; but these In ouroplnlou were 
but little better rendered than they would have t>een by 
any semi-professional elocutionist. The Quartette ' 
pleased a little better, but they are not beyond the reach | 
of criticism; their voices, although singly possessing 
peculiar sweetness, together were somewhat inharmon- 
ious, a defect thut long training and much experience I 



on the stage did not seem to be able to overcome. Again 
there was an apparent uncertainty as to their own abili- 
ties and a lack of power that would naturally be promi- 
nent In so large a hall. Their moat marked success was 
achieved in Vogel's Waits Song and Dietrich's arrange- 
ment of Suwanes River, while their mediocrity was 
shown most plainly in Johnke's "Ave Maria." On the 
whole we were grievously disappointed In the evening's 
entertainment, having been led, by the former enter- 
tainments of the winter, to expect something better 
than we received. The audience Itdelf contributed some- 
wliat to the discomfiture of the evening, by continually 
encoring the performers, utterly IndltTerent whether or 
Dot the piece possessed merit. One wonders if this Is 
the boasted cullure of our university town that Is so 
carried away by Burdette'a " Brake man at Church" 
and Hall's "Debatin' Society " ; upon sober reflection 
he l>ecome8 convinced that " culture " It cannot l>e tbat 
strives to gain double the value of its money by sucb 
frequent aud impartial e 



It is with feelings of pleasure that we already see 
signs of activity on the part of the Athletic Association 
and those interested In Athletic sports._ One result of 
this la the formation of tlie Base Ball League, of which 
an account Is given in this Issue. That this Is a step in 
the right direction no one will deny. It will present to 
us a chance of seeing games in which there is something 
at stake, namely, the reputation of our University which 
ought to Ite of universal Interext. This thought ought, 
and no doubt will, Incite the members of the nine to put 
forth their strongest eSbrts to win a game or loee it on 
its merits. It should also bring the members of our Uni- 
verslty that are not so fortunate an to belong to the nine, 
to a realizatioQ of what their duties are. We should en- 
courage the nine in their work by large and regular at- 
tendance on all games on the campus, and whenever an 
appeal is made for money we should answer It liberally. 
Then also the move towards an early Field-Day for the 
benefit of the laws is a good one and deserves support. 
But there Is another move that should be made at once, 
and in connection with the Base- Ball League. We refer 
to a Foot-Ball League. If such a League had been 
In existence last Fall, we would have had a team in 
good practice and training ready lo send East at any 
moment, and not one that had to be picked out and 
trained after the gamea were arranged. It is not our 
Intention to cast any reflections on the team that repre- 
sented ua last Fall, for it did nobly and fought the games 
well. But let us learn a lesson from our experience, 
and, If this League is formed, we will never he entirely 
unprepared for such games. Now let the Athletic Asso- 
ciation take this well In hand and push it to completion. 
Or If they feel that already they have as much as they 
can attend to, lot some euterpriHing men take hold of 
this matter. But above all let the college In general, 
now that a move has been made in the way of Athletic 
sports, lend their eadeavors to keep the ball rolling. 



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MIDniaHT ON THB BILLOW. 

UldDlghl broods on ihe billow 
And Ibe ilais sblne on tlie deep. 

My own iweel girl on her pillow 
Reel lues In b beaatlfal aleep. 

8c>niy the winds are delaying'; 

On high the wblte moon sosrB: 
And Ihe laiy boatmen are atraylng 

Wllb » pluh and a drip of ihe oan. 

The boatmen nre slowly straytng 
The dark blue wave along. 

And the gleaming onrs are playing 
To the time of their mellow song. 

And K bn«h l« on the Ocean. 

Hy coy, my beautirul girl, 
And there'll not a breath In motion 

To dislarb thy rralleM ourl. 



Hldnlgbl broods on the billow 

Abd the itBraahlne on the deep. 

Uy own Hweetglrl on her pillow 
Reclines 



Yet bnsh— not a spirit In motion 

Moves lighter and quicker than she. 

Two bright eyes glance to the Ocean, 
Two darit bi'ighi eyes are on me. 



or Ibe ardent rays that dart 
From under the flrlnge of her lashes 
Into my Inmosl heart. 



THAT NOSH OF MINa 

BY ONE THAT KNOWS. 

Dear Reader, I have a cnee— I do not mean merely 
the cartilaginoua protuberance that, mountain -like, re- 
lieves the otherwise level waete of the human physiog- 
nomy ; but a noee taken in a metaphorical sense, a 



suBceptibtllty to odors— as we analogously apply ear to 
an appreelatlnn of music. Do not imagine that I Intend 
to deny to others the capability of exercising their olfac- 
tory nerves. But the ordinary nose is for the most part 
unaffected ; It may feel repugnance at some offensive 
smell and experience a mild and chastened delight at 
the delicate perfume of some odoriferous bud, though 
normally It Is passive and not responsive to the multlfa- 
rluuB exhalations that pervade whatever spot we are in. 
You, seated In your room, perhaps, at this moment, dis- 
tinguish not the BcetitB that emanate from the chairs, 
tables, books, and htpestrled — not to speak of the less 
perceptible odors of Bngers on books and furniture, and 
of foot-steps on the carpet. 

You have knowD some one— mayiw are so consti- 
tuted yourself^with such an exquisite sensitiveness to 
uiuitic, tliat he is maddened by discords or any Inhar- 
mnnious sounds, and so ravished by sweet melodies, so 
enthralled by rapturous symphonies as to Imagine him- 
self a participant Id the beatitudes of the blest. The 
ecstacy tliat such an one feels in listening to harmonies 
is nothing comparable to the ravishment I experience 
In the redolence of a budding rose. My nostrils invol- 
untarily dilate to drink in the sweetness that thrills my 
whole being. This sensution Is more felicitating than 
the lover's first kiss— I suppose so merely ; for on ac- 
count of certain unsavory opiuions oDce heedlessly ex- 
pressed, having been rejected by seventeen maidens be- 
fore having even ofTered myself, I fear greatly that I 
shall never be subjectively conscious of that oblectatlou. 
The one with the delicate ear has his nerves racked by 
the filing of a saw or the screeching of a horse-fiddle. 
One with mysupergensitlvenose is inexpressibly pained 
by fumes that by others are unnoticed, and the steuch 
from a reeking mass of putrid refuse fills me with a 
io&thing and disgust in comparison with which the tor- 
tures of the damned would be paradisiacal. 

Almost everybody is susceptible to the influence of 
music; I suppose there Is no exception, from the pam- 
pered Sytuirite to the aiithropopbagus — not eveu the 
nonsensical vegetarian—, to those that relish edibles ; 
but as yet I have found no human sympathy in the pe- 
culiarities of my proboscis. My dog alone appreciates 
my nasal organism. Together we stroll through wood 
and field, delighting In a world of sensations, which to 
you, poor reader, must be unintelligible. Beyond the 
ordinary fragrances of the forest, we detect the recent 
presence of whatever beast of the field tliat has crossed 
our track — even of whatever bird that lias fiown in our 
vicinity. That you may Judge somewhat of my percep- 
tion of sceut, I can tell from a thousand persons the one 
to whom belongs the glove you may hand me. All! I 
have one little glove treasured away, the odor of which 
brings the mantliog blood to uy cheek ; and a certain 
perfume — the perfume that she uses, you must know, 
kind reader,— it matters not where or when I smell it, 



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Hlwava makes my whole rram« tingle with delight. 
There 1b hardly an oJor tliat doe^ not bring back recol- 
leotlone eltlierof tender dreaiua of long ago or vexatious 
annoyances. The scent or the locust tree revivea viv- 
idly the Fourth of July when I wag living ray slxtl) 
BUmmer. IiH me remark that that was many years 
ago, and from then to now when my raven locks are 
becoming streaked with gray, many events more im- 
portant are forgotten, or at least not remembered so dis- 
tinctly. I was comlDg back from a shop where I bad 
Invested all my little change in flre-works, eujnying in 
imagination the pop of the crackers, tlie sboot of the 
rockets, the flsz of the nigger-chasers, and the scintilla- 
tions of tiie Itre-wheels, wlien Bonie ragamufflns. Imps 
of the gutter, surrounded me and threw their lighted 
crackers about my bare feet. I jumped around in an 
ecHtacy of fear, rage, and pain ; and In these violent 
saltations my armful of treasured brillianciea fell to the 
ground and caught Are from the explosion of the ene- 
mies' shells. As if I were a victim at the stake, these 
howling Uodoc»JoUied hands and circled In a war-dance 
around lue, who was suffering the tortures of a martyr ; 
and their hellish whoops and yells were by no means 
drowned by the crackingand booming of the flro-wiirks. 
Physical pain is not as excruciating as mental anguish 
— on the strength of which proposition, advanced spec- 
ulative theclogians substitute the remorseful paugs of n 
guilty conscience for a hell of literal fire and brimstone. 
And the pains of this little hades of lire and sulphurous 
fumes with its ministering Imps, were nothing beside 
the mental agony I aufttred at the thought that I was 
furnishing the fuel for my own torture, and that for 
months I had aaved up the coppers with which to buy 
these materials to celebrate, as every true- hearted 
American citizen— under a dozen years— should do, the 
anniversary of my country's birth. When freed from 
the hands of these young fire-eatera, with streaming 
eyes and voice vociferously asserting that I should tell 
my ma, I rushed home to weep out those sorrows on my 
mother's breast. Anathematized be those igniferous 
flends ! As I said above, this Is the scene that the 
smell of the locust-tree recalls. And old as I now am, 
the odor from that tree makes the blood rush to my face 
and causes my fist to clench— and then the next instant 
I laugh a low, quiet laugh to niyself to think that after 
so many years the remembrance of such a trivial occur- 
rence should arouse my anger against such worthless 
creatures. But why should I give further instances of 
the Joys and sorrows that this nose of mine hassub- 
ject«d me to, when I see by that yawn that you, indul- 
gent reader, do not— nay, can not— sympathize with 
me? 

You ask then why I should have talked about my 
nose at all? A very pertinent question and hard to an- 
swer. But it Is suci) a very peculiar nose, a thoroughly 
unique nose, that I had to tell some one about It, and I 



knew (hat ynu, aearetlve reader, would make the beat 
kind of a confidant. Let me presume a little further 
upon your good nature, and talk a very little more about 
my nose, about some of its idloaynorasles which, being 
purely physical and not dealing with nasal sensations, 
you will more readily comprehend, and be, perhaps, 
more interested in. Mine Is not a Roman nose, nor a 
Grecian, nor an Irish pug, nor a Spanish hook- It owns 
no nationality. Neitiier is It one of those sharp-pointed 
inquisitive uoses, nor one of tiiose broad, flat, good-na- 
tured noses. It is impossible lo describe anything by 
negatives; and so you shall not discover exactly what 
my nose is like. It is true that I liave taken you into 
my confidence, but you must not ask me to commit my- 
self, as I am unwilling to crowd myself upon the pub- 
lic's attention. But leaving out of consideration any 
definite description of its appearance, there are one or 
two peculiarities of my nose that would be interesting 
even in an ordinary one. In the fir^t place It Is deli- 
cately sensitive to variations of temperature. It is a 
thermometer that I have with me constantly. When I 
am seated before the grate, It responds with a cheery 
glow to the blaze of the coals; when I Au» the harsh 
winds it becomes — pardon the Indelicacy of the simile, 
but I know of none more expressive— as red, tender, 
audjulcy as a sirloin steak; so that whether warm or 
cold, Ibis nose of mine Is In a ruddy condition, which, 
alas! no amount of pearl-powder can conceal. You 
may Judge, impartial reader, of the damage such a 
lamentable trait does to a person's reputation I 

Not only is my proboscis extremely sensitive to heat 
and cold, but it is even more tender to knocks and blows. 
Boiue of you may know the agony that a pet oorn ooca- 
eions. If so, you have some faint glimmering of the 
care with which I guard my nose. A large part of this 
timorousness for this chief ornament of the human head 
is inherent with me, but I think that no Inconsiderable 
portion of It Is due to a mishap of my youth. I at- 
tempted to take away the eggs from a setting hen— she 
flew at me like a Fury and snipped a blllful from the 
very heart of my central feature. In grief and terror I 
darted for the house to seek maternal consolation, but 
on the way ran my poor bleeding nose against a post 
which my eyes were too full of tears to permit me to 
see It was a f&rtnlght before any one could look at my 
nose without making rae wince. I never walk In the 
dark now without holding my hand l>efore my nose. I 
never venture forth upon the streets in winter-time but 
that I fear some ill-starred urcliin may hit with a snow- 
ball this delicate member. 1 do not think that natur- 
ally I am a coward ; but, though I am a lai^e and strong 
man, I am afraid of the fist of the merest stripling. One 
blow from the puniest arm would send me howling from 
the contest. Consequently, any one can with impunity 
heap upon me Insults which an hundred years ago the 
recreant's blood alone could expiate. But I have seen 



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tboge who have Insulted me and (ben called me coward 
bfoaune I would not fight, turn fail and fly fmni the 
gory battle- field, while I unulded and alone chained the 
serried rankti of the enemy. No, I am not a coward, 
though Ihia nose of mine has brought upon roe imputa- 
tions derogatory to my bravery. 

Having had to guard my nose so anxiouuly and care 
for it so lollcitously, I have quite come to love and ad- 
mire It. But there Is nne thing that troubles me. My 
nose per le Is a beauty, but it In not attached to my faue 
eymmetrlirally. It inclines to the riKlit si a cnnKider- 
able angle, say of flTteen degrees. For years tliis bait 
been a source of annoyance to me, not merely because 
it spoils the harmony of my countenance, but because 
when I attempt lo look to the left it interferes with the 
sight of my right eye. It even bothers me sometimes 
in reading. Often have I speculated on the probable 
cauiseuf Its situation. A young lady whose nose was 
also inclined to one side once mo<lestly intimated that 
nature had been kind enuugh to push our noses aside, 
so that the oscuiatory perfonnance might be gone 
through with the more easily and without undergoing 
that twisting of the neck which others have to endure 
to attain the same end; and that the lips of pereons 
with noses BO placed could be sealed together more com- 
pletely and satisfactorily than the lipsof tliose whose 
noses have not been put on so fortunately — as she was 
facetious enough to express it — and who are compelled 
by tbelr stralKht noses to make a crosa-flre, as it were, 
at a kiss, n^m which Inconvenience ouly slight portions 
of their lips come in contact. I profited by the sugges- 
tion, but the explanation— not the suggestion nor its 
result— seemed unsatisfactory. Of all tlie theories I 
have evolved to account for this unkind disposition of 
so prominent a portion of my make-up, this one seems 
to me the most plausible: From Infancy I have slept on 
my right side. Consequently, when my nose was In a 
plastic, cartilaginous state, the force of gravity—like a 
thief In the night— drew It towards the center of the 
earth, i. e., towards my right side, which was down. I 
noticed not its gradual drifting till, unfortunately, it had 
passed through the formative stage and become irre- 
trievably Axed In the position it at present occupies. 
Durum ! Sed Icviug JU paHentia, 
Quidquid corHgere est nt^at. 

Dear reader, when you see a person with a mon- 
strous—there, I did not Intend to divulge the unpleas- 
ant fact, but It slipped out. Yes, I have a lai^e nose, a 
very large nose, an exceedingly large nose. My father 
bad a very long nose, my mother bad a very broad nose, 
and ttie long and the broad of it is, tliat I have taken 
after Iwth of them. I say, when you see a person with 
a huge proboscis, do not laugh and scoff— you know not 
what rapturous sensations of delight or convulsive shiv- 
eriugs of disgust be receives through that nose; you 
cannot sympathize with his sensitlvenetw to the inclem- 



ency of the weather, with his terror of fists, and with 
ills shrinking from public gaze; least of all can you 
understand how that nose may bring upon the bravest 
man Imputations of cowardice. 

The statement Inadvertently escaped me that my 
nose was a monstrosity. Do not think, inquisitive 
reader, titat from that slip you shall discover my per- 
sonality. I shall court the seclusion of my flreBlde,aDd 
in the sympathy of my famlly-clrule seek solace from 
the unfeeling Jests of the coarse world, till whatever 
curiosity this confession may excite has subsided. 



PRIVATB AND CONFIDBNTU.L. 

X ,Jan.ai8t.l8S2. 

Dear Chch,— Though you have not yet answered 
my last letter, I must Inflict another upon you to let you 
know about a young lady that I have met here, who 
seems to have been fashioned by a wise Providence for 
your affinity. If it were not to communicate such an 
iniportaut matter, I should maintain the silence that 
your negligence justly merits. As it Is, when we meet 
again, you must atone for your epistolary dellnquenclea 
by giving me a whole evening of your conversation. 

My stay in this delightful burg, as you know, has 
been at the house of a cousin. This couslnship— she is 
a niece of my great uncle's fourth wife— serves as an 
excellent cloak to my Interest in the damsel. Sliebada 
little dance in her parlors last evening. It was there 
that I met Aesthttica. Her Oscar Wilde sentimentality 
Is awfully. Her appearance is just quite. Her dancing 
Is extremely utter. And her conversation Is really too 
too. Never before had I realized the full capabilities of 
of our venacular. Last night my dreams were haunted 
by utterly horrific too loo awful visions. To one with 
your love of philological studies, an half-hour with this 
beguiling creature would i)e a source of entertainment 
and profit (proflt— for you could give a prophetic pros- 
pectus of the dictionary of our language a decade or so 

hence); but to me, alas! ~^! Welt, anyhow my 

allegiance to my cousin would not permit me to listen 
to the blandishments of the Syren. For Aesthetica is a 
Syren. Golden hair, not the flery brilliancy of red nor 
the dead yellow of bleached hair, but the genuine arti- 
cle, real old-gold. A complexion for which the stereo- 
typed phrase of roses and lilUes is Inadequate. A form 
like Hebe's (H. M. S. Pinafore). The symmetrical out- 
line of her face Is adorned by the most exquisite features: 
hazel eyes, large and soft, that melt or glow with her 
varying moods (Byrdn) ; the cutest little nose (Tenny- 
son) ; andaperfect rose-bud of amouth(Aldrlch). And 
she knows how to use these charms aesthetically. She 
puckers her mouth and shows her teeth aesthetlcAlly, 
and she dilates her nostrils aesthetically, and she ogle* 
aud squints and bats her eyes aesthetically. Now, my 
dear feUow, that is just the girl for you. It may seem 



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paradoxical that such a gay butterfly ehoulil felicitate 
tbi'lire of a recluse and book-worm, as you are. Her 
pretty ways, however, wouliJ be a pleasant and relieving 
contrBHt to your severe labors; ber beautiful face and 
figure woulil furnish you a center around which to group 
youriDOHt ardeulaiid poetical thoughts ; and iier utterly 
too too vocabulary would be an invaluable stintulunt in 
your etymological researches. 

Besides these, there are other considerations which 
should lead you to choose Aesthetics for your life-part- 
ner. You area very modest and retiring youth, do not 
seeic young ladle:i' society, and consequently, when you 
find yourself in their presence, are somewhat diffident 
and distrustful of yourself. Now, If by chance your 
a&ections should light upon some fair maiden equally 
bashful and your love should be reciprocated, you and 
she might cast sheep's glances at each other from t>e- 
tween your fingers atadlstauce; but the protwbllities 
are that you would never get near enough together to 
tel) the tale of mutual love. But Aesthetlua would place 
you Id do such em harrasaiiig predicament — shebasaway 
of taking your arm, unsolicited, that would quite re- 
iisBure the timidest young man. One of your coy nature 
needs a good deal of encouragement, and I am sure that 
she would give It. This is a very strong point In ber 
fcvor. 

The argunieuts Id Aeetbetlca's behalf, Z have ar- 
ranged In the order of a climax. I now proceed to bring 
forth the last and most powerful one. You say, " Even 
conceding that this unknown fair one is all you say she 
is, and would make me the most desirable kind of a 
help-mate, bow in the world can I, on the mere pittance 
that is given a teacher, support a girl that has b 
brought up In luxury? I can't do it." Yes, you < 
my dear Achates; and this fact, though a negative 
gument, is thestrongest reason why you should take one 
who has been apparently cut out for you. You always 
said that you wanted a highly bred and educated girl, 
but that you should be compelled to be a bachelor on 
account of the impossibility of supporting such a ga- 
zelle on a pedagogue's salary. Kow here is a young lady 
that Just suits your taste, and against whom you cannot 
urge that objection. Her malutenance wilt be no heav- 
ier than that of a canary bird. She has dresses enough 
(with an occasional calico for a Christmas gift) to last 
her the rest of ber life — in the quiet town in which you 
will be an honored professor. And her food will be les 
expensive even than that of the canary above men 
tloned. I will proceed U> explain : 

I told you that I met this charming .^sthetioa at i 
dance in my cousin's house. I danced the first waltz 
with her. She has got the testhetic movement to per- 
fection— a cUng-to-me-love-like-a-vine kind of dancing. 
After the waltz she wanted a drink of water. There 
was none In the room, so I escorted her to the side-board 
In the dimly lighted dining-room. She haa got the les- 



thetlc walk to distraction — a come-and-hold-me-up-or- 
I' II- fid I -to- pieces kind of walk. As she took my arm 
with a nestie-close-to-me air, I felt thrills of delight 
traverse my spinal column. A young man more senti- 
mental tlian I au (you know I am a plain, matter of 
fact, unromantlc sort of creature) would have said that 
his Aear< thrilled with rapture; but then his sentimen- 
lallty would prevent bis being calm and obwrrant 
enough exactly to locate the origin and path of those 
sensations; but I was cotlectcd^I analyzed my sensa- 
tions, and knew those thrills, which are vulgarly sup- 
posed to agitate the heart, ran up and down my back. 
We had a very pleasant little talk. It is unnecessary to 
relate our eonveriwtlon while In this twilight seclusion. 
Bhe detained me there till her partner for the next dance 
ferreled her out. To make a long story short, I led her 
out to water eight times that evening. Inasmuch as I 
enjoyed the society of another more, you can imagine 
that tliese frequent Imbibings became, to say the least, 
monotonous. The last time I watered ber twice; she 
took the bint and did not ask me again. That evening 
in the solitude of my chamber I reflected upon ber con- 
duct. It could not be that her epiglottis needed so much 
lubrication. A horrible thought struck me — the thought 
of a suit for breach 0/ promise, in which tlie circum- 
slance tliat I had withdrawn her from the gay throng 
to go together alone Into a deserted and dimly-lighted 
room would l>e very damaging evidence, came over me 
like a nigbt-mare. But my alarms were allayed the 
next morning, when on inquiry I found that she had no 
designs upon my happiness, but that water was the 
principal article of ber diet; in fact, that water and the 
tafiy wbicli she succeeded in extracting from reluc- 
tant youths were her staple food. Can not you support 
suoli a dainty creature? On the supposition that you 
could, I made her an offer of your band, with the stipu- 
lation, however, that after the honey-moon she should 
demand no more substantial nutriment than at present. 
She has the matter In consideration. Telegraph me at 
once whether I shall press the offer, or let it drop. 

In haste, a. atiiLi£. 



ODE TO HIS BABBBR. 



O, m; muBlache, my sveet inuElAcha, 
On wux forlhee I've spent my cub. 
Tbou'Ht cost me many sn envloua lub 
From Jealoui youlbs, not up to the fttiih. 

TbDU'st BUtrered man; H damaging alaah 

Thou'Bt made forraefmL many amaah. 
And itralitPd tlie halr-pLna out of the haih 
But now thou art gone, by — . by — 1 
A BerloDB losa, tr I atlU miul bub. 



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EDITORIALS. 



EVERY ONE lovee to see hlmeelf In print At flret 
hie name itt eufildebt ; afterwardp, he must have hie 
Ideas to read, and ofleD reread. The college man 1b full 
of ideaB and (.-annot wait until be graduates tti expreaa 
them, BO he muet have a medium. Hence arises college 
Journalism. In Yale, forty-Beveu years ago, appeared 
the Literary Magazine, now the oldest living college 
paper. Its children now number one hundred and fifty. 
Their times of calling on tbeir patrons vary itaxa 
that or the older monthly magazine to that of the new 
daily at Harvard,— whose editors Imitate Junius In hav- 
ing nominia un)6ra,— or the semi-occasional xheet, called 
a daily, because It in liable to come out any day. 

The eastern paperB, being older, have more expe- 
rience, more competition, and more money than thel) 
western contemporaries, and In consequence of these 
three powerful auxiliaries they Ituve developed raoK 
peculiarities, more orlginallly and higher eicellence. ' 
These characteristics vary oftentimes, as the personnel . 
of the editorial Bfaffa changes; but for this year the 
unprejudiced reviewer of eastern college Journals will 
agree with us in saying tliat the Argo, at WilllaDis, Is 
distinguished by being sprightly, sensible, and, perliaps, 
the best edited ; that the latter paper and the Colum- 
biana excel the others In poetry; that the two periodi- 
cals at Columbia bear off the typographical palm ; that 
the Lehigh Burr is the most precocious, and that the 
Harvard Lampoon and the Columbia Spectatorshow the 
most enterprise, In being illustrated. Now this same 
Lampoon Is the most unique of tbeui all. Almost iU 
sole attention Is devoted to the obtaining of comical de- 
slgUB and frothy articles. Like Fuck it Is jolly and 
funny, but Improving neither to Ita readers nor to Its 
editors. A good feature of some of our Atlantic-ward 
frlende la the election of their successors from their 



best contributors by each outgoing board, afler which 
the money made during the year Is divided up. From 
the first form of college joumallHm have eprtmg two 
Important branches. At female colleges the ladles have 
not wished to be behind their brothem, so In Vaasar, 
Laaell, Hellmouth, and Howard college papers have 
been established and made proapemus. The other otF- 
shoot Is the curious class of fraternity Jouriiale. The 
first one was published nine years ago by a prominent 
college society, and It now has some ten associates. 

The reason for the being of college piqiere and the 
good they accomplish are one. By them many abusee 
are briiught to notice and correcled, and many glorious 
reforms flnit find voice on their printed pages. They 
give a good means of communication between the col' 
lege authorities and the students, as well as furnish 
the news and items of Interest to the professor, the un- 
dergraduate, the alumnus, and, in fact, to all Interested 
In the university. Then, too, they form the best bond 
of sympathy and union between the great seats of learn- 
ing over all the land. Besides all these things they 
affi>rd a grand school of inntruction often found to be of 
great advantage after college days. For they not only 
leach a way to rapid and eiu>ycompOBition, but they also 
give a training in the management of affiiirB. For all 
this let's drink a toast to college papers and to the boys 
who wield the pen. 



UNDER the baleful Influence of the unuenat stars 
wh.lcb blazed upon us this eventful past year, the 
names of three distinguished lovers of our Univerelty 
have been transferred from the catalogues of the living 
to that solitary one which tells of sorrow and tears. 
Ex-Presldents H. P. Tappan and E. O. Haven and ex- 
Regent Bishop are the lamented. There was a geulus 
in each which draws from us admiration and respect, 
yet each had a talent as widely dl&ferent from that of 
the others as is that of a great discoverer, a keen- 
sighted colonizer, and an able philosopher. Our first 
President, Dr. Tappan, first discerned the Immense 
possibilities lying before the liltle school over which he 
was called upon to preside, and be explored the future 
BO well that to-day in our lines of policy his landmarks 
are conspicuous. His successor. Dr. Haven, by his up- 
right, blameless character, infused such confidence In 
the hearts of his countrymen that they sent hither their 
money and sons to erect and to crowd our buildingB. 
The Regent loved the University as well as did his co- 
temporaries, and was always'eager to help It by hie 
purse and voice. But now, after doing much good, they 
have ceased from tiielr latiors, and their bodies lie bur- 
ied In widely separated places. May the one resting on 
the Pacific slope be like the oue sleeping by the waters 
of the Detroit river, and him who lies upou the hllt-slde 
in Switzerland, in enjoying that peace demanded by 
such useful lives. 



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Lib) of '80. 

JotlRb L. Ambrose studied In tlie Hedlcal DepBrlmpnt lusl 
year, KUd Is nov engaged In tbe lumber bUHliieu at MecostA, 
Mich. 

J. 3. Abel IsiSiiperln ten dent of Bchooln at La Porte. Ind. 

Orlando F. Barnea la In bualneFs witb hia ItalheratlAniilns, 
Mteh. 

Arthur W. Burnett Is teaching English literature In Mount 
HorrlH College, Mtcli. 

E. M. Brown Is principal of the High School at L> Porte, Ind. 

John M. Brewer studied law for some time In an oflloe at Ro- 
meo. Mich., but Is now In Ehp uOlce t>r Tim. Tarsiie;, at Elast Sagi- 
naw, Mich. He served his tiraa ns CHboniclb edllnr. 

CbnrleaH. Campbell IH studying law In AlO-ed Bussell'ioOlce, 
Detroit, Hloh. 

William Vf. Cook Is In tbe Law Department. 

Ismena Cramer last year became ibe wire or B. S. Walte, of '80. 

Lewis F. Culverts traveling In Indiana ror a New York Arm. 

Ellen 8. Clolhler Is leacber of Engllsb Language aud Litera- 
ture In tbe »tale Normal acliool, at Fredotila, N. V. 

John T. Ewing la editor or tbe School Moderator, an educ»- 
tlODnl paper publlsbed in Orand Rapids. 

Jay Fuller Is practicing law In Detroit. 

John A. Orcen taught for some time In Austin. Texaa, and la 
DOW stndylog law at Lebanon. Tenn. 

Frederick J. Ourney Is studying Tor tbe ministry at tbe Baptist 
Union Theological Seminary, Chicago. 

Norman W. Halre has, ever since graduation, been snperln- 
lendent or public schools at Bockland, North Peninsula, Mich. 
Wat nnanlmously re-elected this year. He Is also chairman of 
tbe Board of County Eiamlnera of Ontonogon county. Says lie 
baa become a mighty hunter and expert In snow -shoe walking. 

W. W. Hanuan has been succesirully engaged In Iherallroad 
eicurslon business during tbe past two summers. He served aa 
engrossing clerk in the lower bouse of Michigan legislature dur- 
Inglhe pastsesslon, and Is dow attending tbe Iaw Department. 

William Helmie Is employed In tbeoffloeor the Superintend- 
ent of Public Instruction, Sprlngfleld, 111., In the collecllun of ed- 
ucational Blatlsllos for the teolh eenau*. His lienltb Is very poor. 

Thomas L. Heaton was, during last year, a teacher In the Deaf 
and Dumb Asylum, at Flint. He Is now atleudlug tbe Law De- 

Charlee W, Hitchcock la principal of scboola at Paw Paw, 
Hloh. 

Jamea E. Hunt was, during the last year, principal or tbe La- 
peer Hlgb Sohool. He Is now allending the Law Depertmeul. 

Charles W. Hltcbcock Intends to take a course la medicine 
here. In a year or two. 

William K. Jones waa admitted to the bar In Orand Rapldi 
last summer. He expects lt> continue reading law this winter. 

Peter B. Loomls la engaged In banking, with bis Ditber, 
Jackioii, Hlch. 

James Lalng Is principal of schools at Flushing, Hloh. 

Charles K. McQee la a member of (he Coronet Corset Company 
at Jackson, Mich. 

Leroy S. Norton la Superlntendenlor Schools at Vassar, Hloh, 



Allen B. Pond Is assistant In the Ann Arbor High Behool, 
leaching lAtln. 

Albert J. Potter was, lost year, principal of the High School at 
Worthlnglon. Ohio. Was married last Jnly to Lydia J. VanHou- 
sen, aleo a member of '80. Last Ootober tbey went to Boaton to 
apend the year In stndy. 

Stella Prince Is living In Bay City. Mich. 

Osman C. Heelye la Superlntenilenl of Bcboola at Owosso. 
MIcb. 

J. Warren Smith was, last year. Superintendent of Schools at 
Monroe, Hlch.. at a salary of tl.OOO. Tlila year he Is Superintend- 
ent at Alpena, Mich., at 41.300. Is sllll unmarried, but Uvea In 

8. M. Stoeker la In the Medical Department. 

Malcolm P. Thomas Is farming at Schoolcraft, Hloh. 

J. C. Tyler la teaching In the Somervllle scbool, at St. Clalr, 
Mich. 

Cbarlea W. Tufta woo. lost year, principal of ally schools at 
Cheyboygen, Wis. Woa elected principal of tbe Kahamaioo High 
School this year, but resigned to acoept a traveling agency for 
Oliiu dt Heath, book publishers, of Boaton. He la married. In- 
tends atudylng law. 

Edwin K. Whitehead IB principal of High School at Maulatee, 
HIcb. 

Lydla J. VanHousen was last year preoeptreaa at Watklll 
Academy, HIddletown. N. V. 

Byrun S. Walte waa, last year, clerk In the ofHce of Superln- 
tenduiitorPubllalnslruclluu.alLHnsIng, MIcb. He studied law 
meanwhile, aud la now pracllulng In Ann Arbor, In the firm u( 
Cramer, Ourbin di Walte. 

MaxZlnklesen Is studying In Qermany. 

Ollft Podiida. 

TS, haa been In the lumber buslneas at 

ig college. 

Literary Department iD TO, 
as Ibe flrst " co.ed, " has become Mrs. Edwards. She writes tbul 
she lives at Adrian, aud that her <;hle[ buslneas Is keeping bouse, 

Ferrl«.& Fitch, lit., >77, waa a Professor In Smitbson College, 
iDdlanapolls, Ind., ■nS; Principal of High School, at Pontlao, In 
'7K : and waa this year made Superintendent of Schools, at Pou- 

Lawrence C. Hall, lit., 'T7, waa principal of Battle Creek High 
Sehoul, '77-9: of Military Aoademy a'l Orchard Luke, '79-80. He 
afterwards held tbe same puoltlou ul Coldwater, and la now prin- 
cipal of the Detroit High School. 

Edwin Donovan, lit., 16. graduated from tbe Law Department 
In 'Se, and la now engaged lu eyrup manufacture at Chicago. 

Will C. Sinltli. law, "SI. U practicing at Delphi, Ind. Is well 

Charles H. Palmer, Jr., IIL. '03, studied at Berlin, 'et-5. He was 
civil engineer on the Marquette and Huugbton R. K., >7&-S; engl- 
neer-ln-chlerof Boston aud Portland K.K.. '77; and now holda tbe 
same position on H. di L. B. B. Lives at HoaghUin, Mich 

Henry C. Welskopf, law, '78, since graduating boa been read- 
practicing law wllb E. Uurrlner and C. A. Hamilton, lu 



Walter J. B 

JullaF. Knight, who enl 



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W. C. Miller. III., '81, la civil engineering at ML Vernon, Ky. 

Duvid E. Hoover, lit., 'Al, has accepted a poaltlun aa civil engi- 
neer on u railroad lu central Mexico. 

Isaac N. Newman, pbarmlc, TO, was In the milling business 
with his lather for a year. He waa eug>med In tbe drug and muslo 
bualnesB at Charlotte and Orand Baplds np 10 '77,wheu he engaged 
In milling at Portland, MIcb. Is a director of a People's Mutual 
Insurance Company, and correspondingly prosperous, lu '71 be 
married and now has a two year old daughter. 

Albert J. Vullund, lit., '70. has been, since ';H. Profeeaor of Latin 
and Oreek lu tbe Sute Normal School, at FlaltavUle, Wla, 



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Edward A. Ontt, 11L, 7S, law. 77, liiu been practlciUK la» lii 
Detroit, ant with Frank Andrews, lit.. 72, law, -7S. Intterlj' by 
himaelt 

Cora t. Towntend, lit., '78, li Proteuor of Greek and Latin lu 
Betbiinr ColleKe, TopelCH, Km. 

Olivers. Vreeland, IIU.'W.WMKdraltted lo tbe baratBulRili 
N. Y.. In 71. and it now practlolng In Siilaroauca. N. Y. 

Stanley Swift, Tornierly lit. of 72, U |>ractlclnt law In Cuba, ^ 
Y. He Is married. 

Oeorge P. Wanly, law, 7d, baa been praotlclat In Grand Bap 
Ida, Drat In partneradlp wltb TliaddeDa E'ooLfl, ilnce wltli Fred A 
Uaynard, llu. 74, law. 70. Ue Is now Aaalalaut Prasecullns Al 
tocney of Kent county. 

A. H. Todd, pharmlo. '80, baa entered the drus bualnew a 
Weeilsporl, N. Y. He was married llila summer. 

Mary A. Wllllaiiin, lit., 76, tausbtal Benton Harbor, 7S-7, and 
baaeverHlnoetuugbt lu a private sebool fur young ladles In Nt 
York city. 

Waller Stager, law, '68, hoi been practicing nt Sterllog, III., 
ever since groduaLlon. He Is now Slate's alloruey lor Wliltealde 
county. Has written "Stager's Itoad and Bridge Law* ol Illl- 

Isaac N. Otis, 111., 'g7,iradaated from tbe Union Tbeologloal 
Seminary, In 71; praacl.Bdal Paw Paw, 7USi alSHNwater.Mlnn.. 
724; and Hi Valeinnnl, iM., rmm 7» until blsdealb, by oonanmp- 
tloii, at that place, Oct. 21 iKW. 

W.J. Lowry. medic, 'H^ Is attending Ibe Jefferson Medical 
College, Pblladelpbla. 

S. E, Burcbfleld, liomcenp. 'SI, Is practicing at Latrobe. Pa. 

Dudley M. Wells, law, '80. In practicing law and the (allDltlng 
buaineeant ColdwBter, Mich. Induing well. 

Andrew Whllehead, formerly a member of tbe Law Depart- 
ment, olasi of '80, bas been admitted to tbe Branch cuunly bar, 
and Is now practicing alColdwater. 

a S. Walle, lit, -60, Is pr.icliclng law In tbis city. 

Mr. Chas. E. Lowrey. lit. 77, who has been teaching for two 
yearn In Calumet, Mich., is now Id tbe University taking post- 
graduate studies. 

William P. Schirmcr, formerly 111. of 'S8, la teaching school In 
East Saginaw, MIcb. 

H W. Baker, lit.. 'T7, has. for the past three yearo, been In tbe 
Oovernment service ODonected with Improvement of the Ulssls- 
■Ippl and Missouri rivers, principally employed In boat building. 
Address St. Louis, Mo. 

D. N. Lowell, lit.. -SI, was admitted to the bar in '88 ; was Cir- 
cuit Court CumiQlsBloner In 71-2; Recorder, "70-6: and is now head 
clerk under llie Surveyor General of Dahota Territory. 

lAwrence W. Halsey, law. ffi, practiced In Oshko8b,Wl».,n-om 
'85 to 'TJ, when be removed to Milwaukee, and entered the Brni uf 
Johnson, Ileltbrook A Halsey. Was defeated In ISSO as Democratic 
candidate for District Attorney, and says be now Intends to let 
politics alone. Fred. Reltbrock, law, 'S5, is the second member of 
thia Arm. 

John M. Hlnchman, ]it.,'B3, has been engaged in the wbuteeale 
drug business, In Detroit, ever since ISM, Id the Arm of T. H. 
Hincbman it Sons. 

Earl B. Coe. law, '80. married Miss Hary Freeman, of Omaha, 
on Wednesday, Dec. 28. 1881. They are both well known In this 
city, and arc to be congratnluted on having a bright future. 

Charles E. George, law of 79, was married, December 20, 1881. 
to Miss LIzEle R Whitcber, of Bath, N. H. Be is practicing at 
Odebolt, Iowa. 

IiBwa of '7S. " 



Cromwell Galpln In 



ir of the Evening News, East Saginaw, 
a member of the law Arm of Qleason 



Clark H. Qlaason M not 
A Bundy, Grand Rapids, Mich. 

Ellen A. Martin and Mary F, Perry have begun practice under 
tneflrm name uf Perry A Martin, at 143 LaSalle St., Chicago. ' 

C.J. pHlltborpels pnictlulngln the drm of PalitbarpeA New- 
burg, at PeLnsky, Mich. Heismarrled. 

Henry Russel is atturney for tbe Michigan Central tl.R.,at 
Detroit, and Is married to boot. 

Clark B.Samaun la practicing all«l Randolph St., Chicago. 

Thos. F. Shields Is practicing a SUnton. Mich. 

Charles C. Stewart Is practicing In the Arm uf Stewart A Gal- 
loway. Detroit. 

Q. M.Stark Isjunlor member of the Arm of Hanchelt AStark, 
Saginaw, Mich. 

Bujcene E. FrueauOTIs practicing in Ann Arbof. He Is a Jus- 
tice of tbe Peace. 

E. J. KInnard Is studying bis profession at Cbestertown, Mary- 
land. 

A. C. Stewart is practicing la Detroit. 

Barton Smith Is a member of Ibe law Arm of Baker, Smith A 
Baker, Toledo, Ohio. 

Fhaimlos of '69. 

Christopher F. Arnold, took his H. D. at tbe Detroit Medical 
College In ItWB. Is engaged In the practice of phaimiey and med- 
icine al Port Madison, Washington Territory. 

Hale BIlBB IH In the business nf pharmacy at Palatine. III. 

Edmund H. BlnnmAeld look his M. D. In the University in '86. 

Eugene P. Boise took Ills M. D In the University In 1880. la 
engaged in the practice of mcdldneatOrsnd Rapids, Mich. 

Marvin T. Case took hia M. D. at tbe University In 1870. Is Id 

Somuel Covert graduated from tbe Medici Department In 70; 
Died at London. Onl.. June 5, 18TD, nf pulmonary consumption. 

Henry D. Ciiahmau, pbarmeclat In the Arm of Reed ± Cnih- 
man, at Three Rivers, Mich. 

James M. Ford graduated from the Medical Department In 'IB. 
Pracllcing medicine at Wabash, Ind. 

Asa L. Fox graduated from tbe Medical Department In "10. la 
In the practice of pharmacy and medicine at Burlington. Mich. 

Edgar L. Hennlng Is living at Piano. III. 

LeOrand H. Hullan graduated from the Medical Department 
In IMS. Is In the firm of Hawkins A Hollan, pharmaclau, Glaa- 

Charles H. Hood Is dead. 

Wllllnm F. Maltbic graduated from the Medical. Department 
In laoR. and is now a physician at Xenla. Ohio. 

Luinan G. Moore is at Kinsman, Ohio. 

Jamee C. M. Neal gradoated from the Medical De|>artment lu 
1880. and la practicing at Arcber, Fla. 

Jobo F. Cabs Is practicing medicine in SL Mary's Hospital, 
Rochester. N. Y. 

Roberto. Bai graduated from the Medical Department In 1871* 
He was assistant In Chemical Luboratory.Unlverslty of Michigan, 
1870-1; then studied medicine two years Id Berlin, Germany. 
Since 1877. Professor of Chemistry In Wlillametle Uulversily. 
Member Oregon State Medical Society, and nf Portland Natural 

William H. Rouae graduated from tbe Medical Department in 
1800. He Is pracllcing in Detroit. Is a coutributor to several 
medical Journals. 

John A. Rulan graduated from Medical Department In 1870. 
Died In 1871. 

Alpbonso Sadler was for some time pharmacist, and since 
bookseller, al Marshall town, Iowa. 

Eugene M.Stanton Is living at Rochester, MIdq. 



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Jolm B. Oougb at ihe opera house, the 2tlh. 
Theooinrolltee on claim plctaren bate recelvsd several bida. 
Bui very raw new books are comlDK ti> (he library at pn-aent. 
Two bundred akiiiaiiU are worklos In tbe Cbemlcul L»bora- 

Accordlng to tbe Palladium, there are IJSOS itudenU In ttie 
TInl»er*lty. 

A. new bullelln board baa made Id appearance In Ibe law 
bulldlnfi hall. 

The lire Insurance agents ara dolne a good business now. 
Thanks (o tbe Icy sidewalks. 

IllB reportod tliat a member or 'Bl Is turnlni hia attention b> 
tbeworklnsoDtor a new system of plilloHophy. 

Pror. LauRley spent hla vacation In B.»it<m. He did Dot return 
till laiiiaalurdiiy. onncHsiunCnf tbe ratal titueiuinr hli ratlier. 

Tbe Librarian auures us tbat Crelle's Mathematical Journal 
will be here In a raw dnys. Itis In the New York ouslombouse 



A case of test glasnee, worth tl3S, to be used In the honpltal fbr 
testing tbe eyes uf patients, baa been procured recently by tbe 
University. 

Jiibu B. Qough will gire his Inimitable lecture ou "Blunders" 
at Hill's opera bouse, next Wednesday evening. Everybody 
should hear bim. 

W. V. Ranger, of ayracuse, N. T.. was at the Cook House yes- 
terday and to-day, showing aamptesof bis arllsUo skill (o tbe 
leDlon. Tbe samples are very good. 

Prof. FBlob'a " Rerainlsoences of Daniel Webster." given In 
the lew lecture-room last Wednesday evening, were very iDMr- 
eating A ralr-slied audience beard him. 

Harry W. Prencb'i lecture at University Hall Inst night was 
on tbe whole good. Ws were not tkvorably Impressed with bis 
manner of speaking, but Ills dissolving views were excellent. 

The post-otnce war bas been raging again for tbe past week. 
Beveral locations have been spoken of, and all have strong aup- 
porier*. To ns the corner uf MalQ and Ann streets seems moat 
fAv<Hvble. 

The mauagers or the embryo gymnasium say to all lovers of 
base* ball that their room Is now ready, and all who desire an op- 
portunity (o practice tbera can have a cbance. Tbe gymnasium 
Is over Wellbrechl's hardware store. 

For tbe beueBt or tbe library of the Students' Christian Asso- 
ciation, Pror. Heunequlu will deliver bis popular lecture, "The 
Siege of Paris," In Prof, Adams' lecture-room In tbe north wing. 
next Friday evening. The professor was an Inmate of the vlty 
during tbe siege, and will treat his subject both rrom a cHlien's 
standpoint and a soldier's. 

" An associated press illspatch In Sunday's paper from Chicago 
bas the following: ' Kobert Urlersun. sou of tien. B. H. Uriersuu, 
o( Fort Concho, rexas. having left the University at Ann Arbor, 
suddenly turned up here yesterday. and In aUt of Insaully, super- 
Induced by hard drinking, began to tear up the rurnllure In bis 
room at the Graud PaclOc. Uls relatives and the Dean of the 
University were nollfled to take charge of the young man.' ''— 
Beglster. 



"Siege of Paris," by Prof. Hcnnequln, next Friday evening. 

Tliere are eighty-four professors andasslstanu oonnecled with 
the University. 

It reminds one of a big cooper-sbup lu pass close to the stone- 
cutters' building on the campus. 

Tlie second term of the Ann Arbor School or Music began on 

Tbere are eight persons taking post-gradualD onunies In the 
University this year. Of these, five took their B. A. degree here. 

Prof. Walker conduoled the prosecution In tbe case of Peoples 
vs. Tbe Evening News, and Is Peoples' defendant In his new pre- 
dlcament. 

There will be a general meeting of the Independents (o-nlgtat 
at ^heehan's Hnll, to nominate Ckkohiclb editors. Tbe meeting 
will be called U> order at ten o'clock. 

In oar next Issue we will publish a list of the periodicals that 
can be found In the general library. The names of those to be 
foundln the reading-room nre given this time. 

The Sigma Phi rralernlty nte their annual dinner last evening 
at the Brunswick House, In Detroit. The Detroit nlumnl belong- 
ing to tbe rrulernlly helped the boys have a good lime. 

It would conduce greatly to the convenience and good feelings 
of students If those professors whci are In Hie habit of keeping 
their classes over lime, would let Ibem out when tbe bell rings. 

We were very much pleased with the Kinging of the SwedlHh 
Lady t^uartet at Ibe IIhII. week ngo last evening. Tbe only criti- 
cism thai we would make upon It, was thai they sang too softly 

Prof. Payne Is about to publish a list or all the sludeuU who 
have taken bis work In the Hclence and Art or Teaching. It will 
contain their names and lael known addresses and occupations. 
Noduubt It win be very Interesting. 

Tbe enlerprtslng management of tbe School or Political Sci- 
ence at Columbia Is '-carrying the war Into Africa" as It were, by 
advertising In the papers of other colleges. Even here, whore wo 
have such a school, our ads. Include one of theirs. 

Tbe Delta Tau Deltas, not being old enough to be granted a 
place In tbe Palladium, have published a llttte Palladium of.lhelr 

Ixatlon or a chapter here, and a list of the members of this chap- 
ter. The publication was priuted In Toledo, and Is a neat little 

Wecllp the following flvm The Scroll, the official paper of tbe 
Phi DeltaThcta fraternity: " For some time our heart has beat 
HoxloUHly about Michigan Alpha. A letter from brother J. W. 

C nsays: 'The Michigan Alpha was reorganised on the 31st of 

January, IKHO, In the University of Michigan. PleasB remember 

The following notice was posted on the bulletin board, last 
□ Ight: "Independent caucus at Sheehan's Hall next Monday 
evening. All Independents, not In tbe RINQ 111, be on hand. 

Solherels reallya "lUng" In college, and ihat. too. among the 
Independents. Well, we did not suppose lu members would ac- 
knowledge their connection with It. Tbe notice given above, 
however, sets us straight, and It Is all on acconntof that Utile 
" no others need apply." put In agate at tbe end or the notice. 

A few evenings ago. an 11 ugusl senior accompanied by a guile- 
less freshman, called upon a young lady. They b^ hardly en- 
sconced themselves lu the easy-cha1r» and begun to enjoy tbe call 
when a bold Junior oome stalking In. Tbe senior liumedlutely 
tipped the freshman the wink, as much as to say, we'll see bow 
long this fbllow will stay. Time passed pleasantly on ill! tbe 
sweet bells bad chimed eleven, twelve, and one, and still they 
staid. Tbe young lady at last beooming weary of the charming 
novelty of the situation, arose and said ; " Oentlemen, the llgbta 
end Urea are at your service ; please excuse me." And— bul fur- 
ther Ibe reporter saltb not. 

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J.J, OlbBou Is photofmphing the senior laws. 
Now the skHters Are hsppy. The mlll-poiid larroxen over. 
Cr. Mnclean'ii wlFa has gone to tbe West Indies (or her health. 
The Cbroniclb board will have a group photugrapli tafaen 

The JUDlor hnp will lAke place at Hangslerfer's Hall, Febru- 
ary 211 h. 

The Arbacli I e Concert Company will perrorm In University 
Halt on February I7(h. 

TheChrlstlnn Association gave a reception In Che Presbyterian 
Chnrob parlors, last Taenday eve Ding. 

O. B. Ayres, medic, 'TT. seems to have done a good day's work 
last week. The Omaha Bee Bays be vaccinated M persons. 

Thenctingof Mr. and Mrs, Knight in " Bnron Rudolph" was 
. Tbelrsnpport was good. Tbe play deiwrved a better 



We notice ttara the Chicago papers that Prof. C M. Oayley haa 
contributed an article to The Dial, a montbly Issued by Jansen 
UoClurgACo. 

Prof. H. C. Adams is completing Prof. C.K. Adams' lectures OD 
the English Oovernmeot, by glvlngarewjlsetureson the " Finan- 
cial Condition of JSngland." 

The dass In English thirteen having flnished their crItLoal 
reading of Julius CKsar. are now paying their best respects tu 
Webster's famous reply to Hiiyne. 

TheCalendBrn>rl8)l-8Zwlll soon bo luued from the Courier 
office. The llBtH of students of thti various departments were Qn- 
uhed by the Secretary last Salurdsy. 

Where, O where Is tbe University soow-ptowT Well, It does 
not matter much, as the snow has not been deep(I) enough to pre- 
Tent the wind from blowing It otT tbe walks. 

Many were the Isarned opInlonR expressed about Milton's 
Paradise Lost, In the masterpiece course, this week. Among tbera 



opinl 



It Adan 



orpha. 






Dr. etoweli's brother, L. B. »towell. Ph. D., ofCourtiand, N.Y., 
State Normal School, spent his vacation here, studylag micros- 
copy. He prepared aud moonted nearly 2S0 Bpeclmens during 
tbe time. 

Prof. Wells, who has been absent on leave from the law faculty 
Ihrnearly two years on accounloflll health, began his duties 
again by a lecture on the llth. Everybody seems well pleased to 
have him back again. 

According lo the by-laws to tbe CfiBOi(ici.E oonstllution, 
adopted at the last meeting of the Association, the voting lists 
cannot be Increased after to-day. They will be open for Inspection, 
however, during the oomlng week. 

a. W. Bain, the well-known temperance advocate, lectured to 
s larse audience In tbe opera house, last Saturday evening and 
Sunday alXernoon. lie has lost none of his power to rouse up en- 
thusiasm In nn Ann Arbor audience. 

"The State Engineers' and Surveyors' Association has been in 
session at Lausing during the past week. Tbe University was 
represented by Professor Ureene, who was chairman of the meet- 
ing, Prof. Davis aud Messrs. J. W. Payne and I. O. Walker, both 
of '63."— Courier. 

At the meeting of delegates from Racine, Evanston,and the 
University,* Western College Foot-ball League was lormed. Mad- 
ison will enter the league by correnpondence. In the llatofoHI- 
cers selected, F. W. Davenport holds the office of president. Ra- 
cine and Evanston have eacb a vlce-pre«lden(. Each member of 
the league has two directors. Those of the University are B. P. 
Entle, medic, and R. M. Doll, lit. The constllulion of the Eastern 
league was adopted, with the changes necessary lo adapt It to the 
West. A series of games will be played early the coming season, 
and the winner will play the Easurn champion for the United 
autes ooilege championship. 



CBKOHIVI.B elecLlon next Saturday, 

President Angel I Is eipeeted lo start for home on the 2aih. 

The announcements Ibr the second semester will soon be out. 

President Friece has moved into his new residence on North 
Ingalis street. 

Prof. D'Ooge will deliver an address In University Hall on 
Sunday afternoon, Jan. !9th. 

"Mike," of the Chemical Laboratory, glories tn a new seal- 
skin cap. presented by the senior pharmlcs. 

Dr. Hadean's operation lu ovariotomy alLeadvllle wasa sno- 
ceas. It is said that his fee was one thousaod dollars. 

The Popular Science Monthly for January contains an excel- 
lent article on the chemistry of tea and coffiae, by Prof. Prescott. 

Tbe blcycieisls are now testing their balancing powers on the 
ice. None of them have, as yet, reported the results of their ex- 
periments. 



during vacation. 

The Chronicle campaign bos ftiirly begun, and the would-be 
candidates for editorial honors are seen button-holing tbblr 
friendi. seeking their sutn^ges. 

At their last meeting, tbe OrltBth MlcroacopyClab,of Detroil, 
elected ftlrs.Stowell nn honorary member. Her lecture before the 
club, on the 3d Inst., was well received. 

" A pamphlet antltlod ' Practical Observations on Ovarlolomy, 
with Notes of Ten Recent Cases.' by Dr. Donald Maclean, has just 
been Issued from the Register o 01 oe."~ Beg later. 

AgHln the thief is on bis travels. This lime some students on 
Williams street were relieved of three watches and quite asnm of 
money. l«st Monday nigbt was when it happened. 

Again death has been among us. and claimed one of oar nnm- 
ber. Noyes A. Darling, a senior dent, and the secretary and treas- 
urer of Tbe University, died on Monday, the eth, after an Illness 
of but one week. A post-mortem eiaminalioo revealed the bat 
that he died from an acute attack of pneumonia. 

On account of Che prevalence of -the small-pox throughout the 
country, there Is a great excitement. President Frleie has Issued 
a notice earnestly requesting every student to be vaccinated, 
either by some member of tbe medical Ikcnlty orsome prominent 
physician In town. Make assarance doubly certain and be 
slaughtered Immediately. The seuior medics are aching Ibr Jobs, 
and have posted notices that they will meet all llts, wbodeaii« to 
be vaccinated, in the law lecture-room to-day. 

Following is a list of the newspapers and magaslnes Ibundou 
the lablea of the reading-room. A number of them have for a 
long time been furnished gratuiiouBly by the publlsbers. Thetwo 
French dailies are there through the kinduess of professors Wal- 
terand De Pont. For the greater number, however, readers are 
IndehCed to(hel<ecture Association. CnUlei— Chicago Times, De- 
troit Free Press, Deirolt Post aud Tribune. Journal dee IMbates, 
LeTemps, New York Graphic, New York Herald. aeml-Weeklitt— 
Coldwalcr Republican, New York Tribune, Now York World. 
ITeejKies— Academy. Albany Law Journal, Ann Arbor Argus, Ann 
Arbor Courier, Ann Arbnr Democrat, Ann Arbor Register, Battle 
Creek Journal. Chicago Legal News, Christian Advocate, Christian 
Register. Christian Btalesraan, Cincinnati Commercial. Every Sat- 
urday. Great West, Harper's Weekly, Independent, Index. Kfll- 
nlsche ^eltung, I.ever, Living Age. Louisville Courier-Journal, 
Marshall Statesman. Milwaukee SEiilinel. Nation, Nature. N. E. 
Journal of I-kiucatlou, N, Y. Evangelist, Picayune (New Orleans)- 
Portage Lake Mining Qazctte, Puck, Puncn, Railroad Oaiette, 
Scientific American, Toronto Globe, Zlon's Herald.. ironihHa— 
Atlantic, Catholic World, Century. Harper's, Our Dumb Animals, 
Physician and Surgeon. Popular Science Monthly. Portfolio (Ba- 
mcrtons). United Survlco (military). The edlUiraof Thb Cheoh- 
ictB bave revived the old practlceof putting the exchanges of 
■hat paper on the tables. Lovers of this kind ofliunitnre will 
and It lu abundance at the south end of the room. 



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During the vocatton exchangea Imve gnthercd here rrom ocil- 
leges In EnKlnnd. In Canada, on ibe Paclflc anit Uuir coniu. and 
from TCOFM or pliiceH nearer, all to villi The CUBoMCLiand givs 
Inrurmallon or Ihe dolagg In Die liusy s luden I centers rroin wblcli 
they come. Avery few hrloit Itemg of general Inlereet. Nearly 
all uf our western friends are at a xreut dlsBdvanlnge ae aoon ua 
they alray rrom llieir native halls, ttiougb aome of them aro at 
limes well able to travel. Tbe vialtora tlial have come nvni tbe 
eait are better grown and better known, ao Uiey ahnll apeak drat, 
and then there will be opportunity for all to speak wtio have any- 
thing wortb saying. 

Students have been a good deal concerned over anexpectedJy 
high bills (br board at Memorial Hall. Also by the gaily of dam- 
aels wbo objected to any Interference with their right to visit the 
gallery of this noted hall and entertain themselves with the Hpec- 
tttCle of Harvard at the tea-table. Hereafter ladleK will not enter 
tbe gallery In tbe evening unless accumpnn led by a student vhuae 
name hna been recorded and who has received a ticket to admit 
them. Besides these trials, the University baa discovered that the 
iDslgniacant Bttenl.lona of some of the Janitors are rewarded by 
yearly Inconiea of about two thousand dollars apiece. 

Tbe ootlege was greeted on the Brit at the year by a new-born 
periodical. It la referred to by uur chief In acurrent editorial as 
"a new dally." and Is the Harvard Herald, a larger and, in aome 
reipecta, a mure attractive publication than the Echo. It Is almost 
too young to be fully matured, but all who are ourlous can exanf- 
Ine It in tbe Reading Room. 

Neither the Eobo nor the Herald are yet equal to the Yale 
News, In any way. Indeed, there arc ubuut aa muuy points of re- 
aemblance as there are of dllTerence betweeu the publications of 
Yale and Harvard. Tbe fealures of each nolvejilly cunsplcuoualy 
affect Its papers, though, of course, no one would say these featurea 

Yale Lll.beara to tbe Harvard Lampoon. The greater centralization 
In Yalepreaentsabetter n-ld for serious literature, while the di- 
versity of Inlerestsat Harvard lends to foster a habit of writing 
upon subjects that will be entertaining U> all olasseiof people. 

It la probable that moat exchange editors will agree with the 
following from the Echo : 

"We have received a comnaunlcatlon recommending that, In- 
stead uf diminishing the number ofonr College papers, we should 



Lit 



leAdvc 



r Col leg 



wellb 



spared . moreover, a publication like 
ve hard work to be successful at Mar- 
I every year why wo do not have In 
rtlcles similar to those published In 
link that much of tbe demand for 



tbe Lit. would, we thini 
vard. The question Is i 
our College papers aerlc 
monthly magailnes. 1 
these articles com es,no I from a real craving for such aolld food, but 
ffom curiosity as to what kind of articles would be written by 
young men In College. Tbla curiosity would probably be satisfied 
with the firat number of a literary magazine. Those desiring In- 
formation about Civil Sarvloe Reform or the " Assasalnallon of 
tbeCiar," wouldgo to Ihe reviews where they could And articles 
by men especially fitted to write upon the subject. If the num- 
ber of masaalnea and revlewa wa* «o small that one could read 



them all and want more, there might he a demand fOr similar pro- 
duction from College, students, butat present thia can acarcely be 
said to be the ease. Long, serious articles are. doubtleaa, moat 
beneOclBl totbosfi who write them, but Harvard College already 
ofTera many opportunltlea for Independent work of tbla kind, and 
what further eucouragemeut Is needed should come from the Col- 
lege and not from a self-aacrlDcIng reading public." 

The eastern papers, aflor discussions of local athletics, etc.. 
are largely given up to stories. All Interested are referred to the 
exchHOges in (he Reading Room. 

CLIPPINQS. 

Columbia may have a dally. 

Always behind hand— lbs cluck dial. 

One touch of rumor makes the whole world chin. 

When u Bailor Ilea at the wharf dues It make him a dock-larT 

When a Frenchman eau one ^g lOr breaktkat, hasn't he had 
uQ oeufT 

The pen Is mightier than the sword, and the sbeara are might- 
ier than the pen.. 

A Cornell man was recently Injured by an accidental discharge 
of his duties. 

"Get tliee behind me, Batin," said tbe young lady with a long 

Yale's receipt! from the foot-ball game on Tbankaglvlng day 
with Prlncton weretl,401. 

Preblstorlcgrlnds. Have you seen IkeT Ikawhot Ike-tby- 
osaurus. If you see her. Teleosaurus (Tell her you saw us). 

Scene, cbapel. First Senior: "Will you retain your former 
position In the choir T" Second ^nlor : '■ No, I was not rechoind 
tbla term." 

Behind Her F«n. 
Behind her tkn of downy tluir, 
Bewed on soft saffron satin stulT, 

With peacock feathers, purple-eyed, 

Caught daintily on either side. 
The gay coquette displays a pulf; 

Two blue eyes peep above the buff: 
Two pluky pouting lips . . . enough t 
That cuugh meaua aarty oome and hide 
Behind ber tan. 

Tbe barque of Hope, Is trim and tough, 

Unoertaln sea of gIrlUh prldo. 



Kplgra 






iQucd for stealing sardine 



-"Bono- 



FroCessarln Logic discussing terms; " Does nuin properly em- 

Tbe degree of A. B., when applied to a young lady graduate, 
means Alter Bachelor. 

He was a freabman, aud. In all his morality, was watcblug 
Rossi as Othello. "I thought Italians were while," he said.— Re- 

An aged negro was one day showing the acara of the wounds 
inflletwl by tba loab when be wa« a slave. " Wbataplotursr' ex- 



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le colored 



claimed a BympullililciK loolier-QD. " Yea." respanded 
brother, " dal'a de work ub one ob de old niaBters.'; 

A Jftw echool man anked a mend the oilier day If he didn't 
tlitnk Ihe argamenC he bad luade wns soand. HetraKrtttber biken 
down when Lis lit^iid replied : '* Yee. very soand ; In fUl, nothlni 

Converwulon overheard In a horse-ear: "When you call Tor 
beerdu you «ay, 'A glawce ol Buvse'or 'A glasH of Binrne.' or 
'A (lau ot B!kwca,' or -A Klawce of Baw.' or merely "A glan of 
BttMr" "I Bay. -OnelifBr.'- 
Tira well-dressed iBdlea vrere examining a atatae of Andro- 
meda, labelled, " Executed In terra-cnlta." Snya one. " Where In 
thatT" "I am aura I don't know," replied tbe other, "bull plly 
thepoorcln, wherever It wiu>." 

An editor, apeaklng of o large and tkl cootemporary. remark- 
ed, "tbat If all fleiih waa graiw, he muKt beu Inud of hay." "I ex- 
peat I am," said the nil mnn, " from the way the donbeya are nib- 
bling at me." — College Message. 

A Junior aludent Hi Cornell University In rendering an accoun I 
to his ftitber of his limt term's expense*, entered an Item : " Cbar- 
ttf $111." His Qitlier wrote back; "1 fear charity covers a inutll- 
tade of alDS." 

** Ia Favorlln," Is the name of a pet cat belonging to a maiden 
lady, racldlngon thehelgliU of Brooklyn. It goes out on the roof 
at nigbt, andilng4"Splrllo OenlU." winding up with " a mto. a 
mio." It's nn lullan cat. -Ex. 

ChlOHgo's fair daughlers have taken the nsthetic nonsense 
deeply to heart. One recently Inqnlrei) for furniture-covering— 
"Something with a distinct Individuality— bul-ralher snbdued 
and-peuelve—wllh a—dash of pathos and faint suggeallou of 
flDlte 



■■■Who U Teddy?" 
" Who Is Teddy T " Why, a enrly. 

Shaggy poodle, wllh bla balr 
Banged artistically by nature, 

Overeyee the bluest pair ; 



«UiU '■Teddy Dea 



—Advocate. 



Bngl* Hot*B from tho R«v«lII«. 



.havejmnpert u 



"FrlendabwiTeddyr' Why.'mnrte 

One who sees himerlea. "Howai 
Just too awfully cutely cunning I 

See those hlllluK little feet I" 
■■Do I like him, and, as others. 

Dote upon bis pretty ways 1" 
Little wretch I I'd like to choke him, 

Or in aome way end bis days. 



I will tell you, 
it and ony. 



Little Jessie. I 
Is the mistress of 

And 1 1 doth n; 
Wbeu she Hies from my advances 

L.HUghlng gay at my distress. 
And then catching up this poodle. 

Fondles him « th fond caress. 

'•HaveltoldherT'- Oftl'vetoldber 
'Twas a crying sin to waste 

On an uniesthellc puppy. 

Ix)ve with BO much beauty graced. 

" Pray, Uke me, a niter object." 



rewnne month for soldiers' 
It always comes after a weary Mnreh. 

Tbecatclierof tbe college base ball t 
foula" that some of the lowas people ai 
-olllcken thief." 



hiridlDg the breast-works T 
■pur of the momeut la said 

good at " taking 



1 bim a 



million 



of w 



' Oh; tl 



Why Is a lady wbo Iiuh bought her sable n 

a cadet on leave of absence! Mhe baa got her 

II a two-wheeled vehicle Is a bicycle, uu 



II half price tike 
■ fur-tuw. 

lid a tbree-wbeeled a 
llsanlcycle. It Is a 

Ibe cold wind blows, 



A chilling blast from coll t«e bill: Whei 
take care of your nose, so 11 won't getfioze, also wrap up yu 
In warm Wiwlen hose. The above we suppose, was wri: 
prose, by one who knows, tlie effect of cold snows. 

When the gyinmaslum was flrst thrown open to tbe st 
anyone seeing the long i-otvs of lockers, and remtmberli 
small was the number of tnen using the old gymnasium, 
hardly have thought that the new butlcllng would be found i 
InauRlclent accommudHllons fur tbe number of men desl 
use It. There could, however, be no better proof of the v 
ine gin and tbe excellence of tl 
the number of meu using the building conaianily Increases 
stead of blUiig oO' altar the flrsl ruBli, as many expected. Tills 
le Is shown by the fact that It has been found oecessan 






lers, nrBlln 11 






In the projection buyond the bowling alleys and In the fenc- 

'oum, which la now almost completely lined wllh lockera. 

eare alao Indications that before lung there will even be need 
of putting In much additional apparatus, lUough several nddltlona 
bave baen made within tbe year. At the present lime, during the 
afleruooo, whan one la looklDf around for a. chance to exercise 

' bit of apparatus seems to be la use, and It la aometlmeBqulta 
dlOleult to obtain a chance of using one of the cheaC-w^hta. TUB 

ant use of tbe gymnasium Is ibe result of no sudden popular 
fancy, and la brought about by no compulsion, but by the quiet 
action of each Individual, and It Is therefore the best tribute that 
oould possibly be paid Ui the giver of the gymnaalum.— lilcho. 

A Parsiaa Danolng OM. 

Jasmines Inngled In her hair- 
Ebon hair that loosely hangs, 
Tipped wllh silver serpeuu' Ibngs, 

Swaying In the scented air. 

Silken sandals on ber feet- 
Tiny feet that trip In time 
To the tambourine, and rhyra* 

With the llukllug music swceL 

On herollve-Unled breast. 

Turquoise trinkets. Jewels, rlngB— 
Lovers' tokens— gifts from kings, 

JlDgle gaily, never nsL 



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Now she (Ivea s dizzy twirl 

To the ineMurea or ihe dance — 
Quicker limn a Btoleii t[li>"ce. 

Qlliles tha dainty, gracvmi ijirl. 

Ju>t tteyond Ihe etiger ihruug 
lidEily her lover iniohes 
With hiB rivnia, telling Jokei< 

8plce(l witb (trsliiitor Persian long. 

Idly waiting-well lie ktiuwi 

How tlicy lint« til in. every one. 
In Ihe gunten of the Sun 

He has picked the tuirest ruse. F. D. 8 

—Acta Columbiana 

A running pen— a leaking Btylogruphlc. 
■' What are the lour prInclpHlraceiif" Ann.: "Fonr-nille 1 
ille. hundred yards dueh. and three-legged mce." 
Huluorlber : Why Is my paper so damp every morntngT 
BUItor : Because there Is so maoh due on lu 

MathamEitlaal. 

Father: What time did you get haiBe last uIgbtT 
Bon : At a quarter to twelve, sir. 

Father: Don't tell me that, sir; 1 was lying awake and hi 
'ODOoinelnat three, myseir. 

Bon (Innooeutly).- And Isn't three a quarter of twelve, alrl 



eV. and U beginning to rfptrU} 



Thk Bqdibb (icfto marrieti fe 
What do you think of that r 
His Ladv: yourhorset It was bought with m« money. 
THESquiftB: Yen. I know, my dear; and (with a aigh) It's not 
the only thlogifinir money's boughL 

" Ye pigge Is a handi>onie fowl. 

Uys cheek la gikod, likewise hysjowl, 
And eke hya little feet. 

Bat If you try a thousand year 

To make n silk purse of hys ear 
Or n wlBsel of hys tayle."— Ex. 

A little girl said she would be very glad to go lo Heaven, be- 
cause they had plenty of preserves there. For authority Hhe 
opened her catechism and irlumphnnlly reail : "Why do the 
saInU loveQodf" Ads.: "Because he makes, preserves and keeps 



Ad American look the flrst prlie In malhematlcs not long 
BiDce at the University of Heidelberg, Germany. 

Amberat bas 2,300 alumni, of whom lOO are missionaries, 900 
ministers, 230 college presldenU and profeaaura. aud 6011 lawyers. 

Three Japanese students carried otT most of the prizes at the 
lateeommeaoemeiit of the University of Olaagow.— RoauokeCol- 

Judge I^rramore, of the New York supreme court, decided a 
case yeatenlay Involving title to property In that city, valued al 
11.000.000, In favor of Yale College.—Ecbo. 

Yale, duilug the past year, has received gifts amounting to the 
sum of (3(3,000. 

The highest of Qerman orders, pour te meiilt, made vacant by 
thedeathof Thomas Carlyle, bas been bestowed by the emperor 



upon Professor W D, Whitney, of Yale. In recognition of sprvlces 
to philology. 

The Faculty at Cornell have decided to require ns much Latin 
for the new course In History and Political Science as for (he 



ship h 



inded a 



rally. 



of R.OM Is to be niioually paid lo II 
student passing the best eiiimlnallon In the Urat third, sixth and 
twenty-fourth books of Homer's Iliad, or In Die Oration of De- 
mosthenes ou the Crown. 

There are now T.OOd Americans studying in the German schools 
and universlilea. The American consul at Wurtemburg estimates 
Ibat HSOD.OUO are thUK annually expended In Germany.- Ex. 
s The Vale fuculty have decided to make some change In the 
regulntlona ao as to allow more liberty In the matter of reclutlon 
cuts. Heretofore, all omitted recllHlloiis have had lobe made up, 
and no exousrs were grunted save fur particular reasons. By the 
new regulations, a certain number of cuts are to be allowed each 
term. The recltntlons tbua nmltled need not be made up. These 
cutaare to be taken forall ordinary purposes. Excuses for other 
cuts will be granted only In case of llloess, aud must be accompa- 
nied by a doctor's certlUcate. 

The Nation for I>eeember &2d refers tt> a memnrandum, occu- 
pying len octavo pages, recently adopted by the Dicully of the 
Univerxlly of Berlin, whicii, II saya. "In view of the unanimity 
with which It was adopted, will hardly fall to be regarded as the 
must powerful plea ever made In behalf of claulcal studies. " In 
Uerman uiilver>ltlea,as Is well known, all itudles are elective, and 
for tha past ten yen™ the Frusalan unlvenillles have been admit- 
ting students who were prepared In science, grndualea of the 
"real schools." on the same terms an those whc were trained In 



legym 



I, The 1 



lallon ■ 



nd Itie faculty now record their Impresaloiis 
as to the Influence of the change. Of course these sclentlOc stu- 
dents do not pursue the eiaasloal sludiesofthe university, and 
the question la whetiier tbey can master mathematical and sclen- 
1 1 lie branches and modern iaiignages ua well as those who have 
studied the olosalos In the gymnasia. The unanimous ( 



f the Id 



. The 



eiperleuoe In Ihe dltlerenl departments I* given with some de- 
lalia. For the Ilrat year Utile dllTerenoe appears in mathematics, 
the students from the "real schools" having aoraewbat the start, 
but In the more abstruse matheuiatlcs. In astronomy, and Inde- 
pendent research, ihe development of the sclentlflcs Is shown lobe 
more auperflclal. and less Inilependent. In chemistry, notwilh- 
standing the lacl that the "sclentlflc" baa already studied It, the 
work of the classical student la almost Invariably bettu. Tbs lu- 
aiructOTsIn these departments ought to be the champlonaof Iha 
training derived from scientific sludy, but not one of them, nor 
one or the professors of modern tanguagea or history, dlsseuta 
from the general opinion. The professor of the German llteruture 
says: "According to my experience. It is hopelessly Impossible 
for a student prepared in • 'real school ' to acquire what may be 
called a ihorougbiy aatlalkctory davelopmtni. No one ever ao- 
qulres It through iha study of the iDodern languages— no one 
without Ibe solid foundation of a training In a gymnasium." 



Xiooal Mikoellanjr. 



The Chronicle. 



LITERARr XOTES. 



"The Wit Hnd Wlwlom of Purl I a in en t," Ca««el1'» Popular Li- 
brary,— The object mainly kepi In view by tlia compiler of ttits 
little volume hai beeu to make pome olassincatlon of parliament- 
ary apeecbeii. ftnecdotea, and Incldenti. which may supply to the 
Dumerons nnd deuched alorle* nboundlug Id the hUtnry of the 
Eugllih ParllHineiita thread or continuity, and, Id addition, lug- 
iceat relatlonahlp. dlreat or remole. with certi^n Axed prlnelpleo 
oC political Iini Hod ticlion. Such n claRsincallon. IhouKh ofnecea- 
iity au arbltmry one. I« not valoeleiie, ibr It nhoiva that It is 
mainly with old dimeullles under new forms that modern sUtes- 
men have to deal, and that, notwllhstHndlng the changes In Uie 
modes of InvosWeallng poUtloBl questions, the principles tliem- 
■elveiare unaltered. Btlll.notwliliHiaDdlng the value of the work, 
the author shows a tenileuoy Vi follow too closely the text, ot the 
■t&nilard worki on English hlstory.and he r«lhef dl"llkes to favor 
Ds with hiB own opinions on Important ■ul>Jects. Vat sale by 
John Moore; price, ^oenla. Cassell. Petter it Oalpln, publls 



"The Hygiene or Catarrh," by Thoa. F, Rumbold, M. D. 8U 
Loula: Geo. O. Bumbold * Co., ISW.-The author has made the 
treatmeutof catarrh aapeclalty for more than twenty years. In 
this little volunie b» given. In conclae popular languB^e, ihe rules 
Ibr the prevention and cure of catarrh, which he has deduard from 
his ezlended observation and experience. He shows thai a care- 
fDl observance of the Involved liyglenlc laws Is far more eD^ctlve 
Of care than ihe admlnlatratlon of Iherapeutlo agents. Indeed, 
"It la only la the observnnae of by glen Ic and sanative measures 
that therapeutic meaiure^ can be employed witb Bucceas." If such 
la the case, it behooves suffcrerB tram this aiinoylDg and painful 
illieaw to acquaint themselves with the proper methods of pro- 
tection BgalDBt Innuencos exciting the complaint. The author 
particularly dlsuusses such Important subjects as clothing, bath- 
ing, care of the nose, ears, and teeth. The volume clones with en 
lnl«re«llag chapter npon the III efTBctsof the nseof tobacco, de- 
scribing Ita action upon the muooui membranen of the upper por- 
tion of the respiratory tract, aud explaining the relation of such 
action vltb catarrhal dluaaea. 



"The Army under Pope."— This li the title of No. 4 of a series 
of abort works on the Civil War now undergoing pnblteatlon by 
Ueasra. Chas. Bcrlbnar's Soni, of New York. Theautlior, Mr. John 
C. Kopes, Is not a soldier, but a civilian. This should nol, how- 
aver. Influence us In the reading of the book. He understands hie 
object thoroughly, and In most respecta baa succeeded In bringing 
to view a good narrative account of the movements of the Army 
of Virginia nvm June M, l8S3,-~the lime when Oeneral Pope as- 
■lUQed command— until September 2 of the same year. This was, 
we may well say, the most momentous period of the whole war, 
Thegreat battles of Cedar Mountain, Oalnesvllle. Orovelon, and 
Manansai, Jackson's nimoui raid, the action* of Fits John Porter 
(which are now again so promlnendy before the public], all these 

weeks In which Pope had command of the army. We must say 
tbiamuch for Hr. Ropes, that all through his book there Ina spirit 
of Almea to be ftiund, which It would be well for other wrllera 
upon the war to Iralutv, Of course, he Is ool absolutely Impar- 
tial. Evenallhlalaleday, no wrll«rcan give hit views upon the 
elvll war without some slight tinge of prtjudlce making lis ap- 
pearance. Theb.)ok was written, not to bring up the war again, 
but rather In the endeavor, after couelderlng all the documents 
written on both sides, to give a Just account of an Important 
period In onrdvll war. Fomle by Sheeban A Co. Frloe, tLOU. 



"Salnis and Sinners," ftvni the Preach of VIelor C 
does not. al least, halle the lasl half of Ita title, not Ihat the ehar- 
aelers areall sinners, though the saints are of a very ■■ French" 
description Indeed. The book la, In fact, n typical French novel, 
and If It serve no other good purpose, will at least give the reader 
an Inilght Into the peculiar code of morals governing French so- 
ciety and the political methods of the new republic. The heroine 
li a young girl brought up In orthodox French style In a convent, 
which she leares to enter the novitiate of an Augustine nnn. 
This position she leaven to enter the gay world under the provis- 
ion of a legacy of a rich nncle. Barely I^m such tralnlnga flue 
moral character might be expected, and the novelist evidently 
conaldera his heroine a type uf purity. It la amunlng, however, 
to read that, on hearing that n beautiful ballet girl whom she sees 
III the opera has been resigned by Valpou, the hero, for her Hake, 
her only emotion Is of wonder at hia sncrlOce, Thla. neverlheleaa, 
does nut Imply any moral weakness. IC merely shows a different 
slate of Buclely. adlderont code of social ethics from our old-fash- 
ioned American one, which la on that very account, perhaps. 
worth anmethlng asa aludy. The pollllcal element of the book, 

tlonaln Prance, will at least give a mora lively picture of them 






le laid to 



inalatlon from the 
French, yet scattered liberally through It are untranslated words 
and phrases, which have perfectly simple KngUsh equivalents. 
This Is either a mark of bad taste or of slovenly translation. Pub- 
lished by X>. Appleton A Co., New York. Sold by John Moore ; 
price. 50 eenu. 

"Sparks from a Oeologlal's Hammer," by Alesander Wln- 
chell, I.L. D. a. C. Orlggs A Co.. Chicago, Forsale by Sheehan A 
Co,; price, XLOD.— Thla work, as one would naturally surmise from 
Its title, Is a series of essay a, descriptive, hialorlcal and philosoph- 
ical, upon such subjects as would properly present ihemselvea to- 
a geologist from their relations, remote or close, to his special sci- 
ence. The flr«t two essays give ns an Interesting account of Mont 
Blanc and the Mer deOlace, and also quite a vivid description of 
an ascent to the top of the mountain. We almost Imagine our- 
selves moving along the maoadamlied turnpike between Geneva 
and Chamonlx. looking with wonder al the high mountalna with 
Iheir frowning crags, gazing at the caacadei of Hngland and Ar- 
peuai; now we are in the quaint village of Chamonlx, and now 
up, up, tailing through flelds of Ice, we reach the lop of Mont 
Blanc at lasL Essays fbur.eve.Bnd six are quite dllTerent In their 
nature from the preceding. The author now comes to a sulijecl 
Intimately connected with hIa special science, geology. He dls- 



Fsthei 



tells I 



ill henda. and draga them down to the ocean." Passing over 
easay on geologic time, which offers many a chance for theory 
and apecutollon, the wrller again changes his theme, and our at- 
tention Is turned to climate. The glacial theory and Its Inflneuoe 
Is well brought to view. The climate of the Lake Region, a sub- 
ject with which Dr. Wlnchell Isthoroughly conversant, as appears 
from hla easay. Is next considered. We would call special atten- 
tion to what llie author has said In regard to the salt enterprlge In 
Michigan. He flrat plainly give* ua hla own views, aud then In 
the mildest manner clears up an erroneous Impression in regard 
to the discovery of the so-called center of this fkmous salt basin. 
The last few essays are essenllally philosophical In their obarac- 
We sincerely regret Ihal we are unable to give aome space \a 

luthor's views npon evolution. He believes that "the doc- 
trine of derlniHtw descent of animal and vegetable fbrma repre- 

I Che truth,'' Hethlnks, after o;irefUlly studying the question, 
there Is In reality no conflict between this view and the 
' creation theory." The book Is written In such a pieaalng style, 

heme varies so much, every view Is so clearly expressed, that 
the work caouot Ikll to commend Itself to the public. 



TH 



LE. 



UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, SATURDAY, FEBRUARYS, 1832. 



On Friday evening, tbe 27th, Prof, Hennequiu ad- 
dressed a fair sized audience, at tlie Unlvertiity, on the 
Siege of Paris. Tlie address waa given for tlie l^eneOl 
of the Students' Christian Association, Prof, Hennei)uln 
kindly donatlug his services,. The Professor opened hia 
lecture wltli asliort apology for addresaingan Anierlcau 
audience In their language, an spolngj tbat wna entirely 
uncalled for, as Professor Hennequiu uses remarkably 
good English. Hia chief fault Is a hesitancy In his 
clioice of wurUe, a fault that many of our American 
speakers possess to a greater degree than Professor 
Hennequin. Professor Heunequln laid theentire blame 
of the war to Napoleon, whose ambition was to place 
France in her old position of eminence and power. He 
showed that Napoleon was entirely unfit to command 
an army by a review of the discipline and manage- 
ment of the French army. He referred to tiambetta as 
his ideal statesman, but made no attempt to uphold lils 
late conduct and explain his failure. The rest of his 
A Idress was taken up with a description of the siege, the 
articles of food that were used by the Paiislana, and tlie 
various devlcee resorted to in order to obtain news from 
the rest of the world. Although in many places Prof. 
Hennequin might have greatly Improved his lecture, 
yet, on the whole, it was entertaining and pleasing. 

Since our last Issue Dr. Henry C. Adama has fin- 
ished his labors In this institution and left us. We are 
very much afraid that he has not taken away with him 
a ver}- good Impression of this Institution. We are al- 
most sure he has not left a very good one t>ehiud him. 
While he was a most genial and interesting gentleman 
outside the class-room, we very much doubt his popu- 
larity as an instructor. Socially he was certainly a suc- 



cess. Uniting keen observation with good conversa- 
tional powers, he was always a pleasant and interesting 
companion. In his capacity as an Instructor, however, 
he was certainly not very popular. We think this quite 
as much the fault of the subject he taughtasof the man. 
Elementary Political Economy Is not a subject to arouse 
much enthusiasm. There is nothing In the Law of 
Value or the Doctrine of Rent to attract the student. A 
course In Elementary Political E^nomy given In the 
spring semester Is sure tobeafallure, unless the instruc- 
tor possesses some happy faculty to make It interesting. 
Such a faculty Dr. Adams does not possess. Hia man- 
ner of delivery was t>ad, and an uncertain'^ of state- 
ment Impressed the hearer with the Idea that the lec- 
turer did not exactly understand what he was talking 
about. Wedo not mean to Imply by that that we think 
Dr. Adams did not understand his subject. On the con- 
trary, we believe him to be thorou^thly conversant with 
the whole range of Political Economy. No one can lis- 
ten to his advanced course without being Impressed with 
this belief. He has evidently made himself the master 
of bis subject. His fault is an Insufficient command of 
language. He Is compelled to beat around the bush so 
long and correct himself so often that the student loses 
all Interest in what is being said. In his advanced 

irses he was more successful. Dealing with questions 
of living Interest, questions which are before the Amerl- 
people for solution to-day, and not with dry, atMtract 
theories, he sueceeded in Dot only Interesting but also 
instructing his students. In short, the pleasure in tak- 
ing this course atoned in a great measure for what we 
aufi*ered last spring. Those who listened to his lectured 

Transportation and other economic problems will al- 
ways feel that they received much benefit from Dr. 
Adams instruction. In spite of these many faults that 
we find with Dr. Adams as an lusLructor, It is with feel- 
ings of regret that we see him leave us. There is a lack 
in our present corps of professors, of young, energetic 
and studious men, and this need Dr. Adams could help 
to abolish. We have already seen professors win their 
reputation within the walla of our Alma Mater, and we 
feel confident that Dr. Adams could do tbe same. His 



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fuuits are only Buch as a few more yeara practice will 
correct, and tbeD will follow renown equal totliulof the 
two profeeson that have left our University to complete 
their career; only iu the latter cases our University hua 
reaped the reward that in the former CHse will help to 
fill the annals of an Eastern College. 

The announcement for th« second seniesler Is out, 
and everywhere is heard the usual queellnn, " What are 
you going to take next semester?" In nome cases a 
direct KDHwer is made, but usually the student com- 
plains of some dlfBculty that he has in maldiig his elec- 
tion. This trouble occurs for the most part with upper 
classmen, who, having passed their reiiulred studies, 
are devoting their time to the sciences, literature, and 
history. In loolclng over this announcement we notice 
that all work In the chemical laboratory must be done 
in the afternoon; that two coursea iu astronomy are 
fixed for the afternoon, while three are uut yet settled ; 
that zoology comes in the morniug, and botany In the 
afternoon ; that all the courfes In English literature are 
in the afternoon, and that with one exception all the 
history comes during the same part of the day. Thus 
we see that in these three branches the majority of tlie 
couraes are ofiered in the afternoon. In view of this 
state of affiiirs it is not surprtHing tiiat many studentfl 
find contlicts and obstacles in the Htudiea that their de- 
siree would lead them to elect, but necessity makes 
them abandon. Again, there are many co;irses olTered 
in history and literature that the pharmacy atudenbi 
would be glad to lalie if they did not interfere with 
their laboratory work. Does It not seem as if some 
change was necessary so as to do away witli these diU- 
cultles? or course we are well aware that there Is an- 
other side to this question, and we presume that the 
Faculty have done their t>esl to suit and please oil ; still 
it does not seem to be asking too much to request them 
to consider tills matter, and if possible to at lea^t offer 
some history in the morning. There are many other 
facts that could be brought up In support of this com- 
plaint, such as surveying coming at the same time as 
the above courses, but as we only desire to call attention 
to this matter, It is needless to mention them. 

Through the kindness of the wife of the late J. W. 
McKenzie, law class of '08, we have received a paper an- 
nouncing ills recent death at his home in Iowa. From 
this paper and other sources we have gathered the inter- 
esting story of his life. As he was one of the heroes of 
the war and afterwards agraduate of our University that 
story hot) a glowing interest for us. In short it is this. 
After the fall of Atlanta and before Sherman's march to 
the sea, that General was engaged in operations in 
Northern Georgia. As a part of these a force under Gen. 
Corse was guarding Allatoona post. He had suddenly 
been surrounded by a i>and of rel>eU in numlver three 



times larger than hisowu. They were not long in mak- 
ing the attack, and Gen. Sherman, wlio witnessed the 
light from the summit of a ntounUin not far dlsUnt, 
fearing greatly for the welfare of his soldiers, sent rein- 
forcements to their aasUtance. As the engagement was 
very severe none of the men of the algiial corps dared 
to expose themselves to the bullets in order to signal to 
the beleaguered garrison that help was coming. Finally 
a slight young soldier seized the flags, mounled the 
breast-worka and waved the message from Sherman to 
Corse : " Hold the Fort for I am Coming." This brave 
deed was that of young McKenzie, and those words form 
the text for one of our most inspiring hymns. After the 
war he entere*! the law department here and was grad- 
uated in '68. He has since, lived in Hampton, Iowa, 
where he has practiced his profession and served as a 
district judge. His health had not always been of the 
strongest and on thelothof January, after a brave, mod- 
est and upright life, he died. Although, bya singleact 
of gallantry he had wonanational fame and had helped 
BO much tosave tiie battle nt Allatoona, he seldom spoke 
of his war experiences, and never would write nor allow 
others to write an account of ills part in the victory. 
Thus he has shown himself doubly heroic, first by the 
act itself then by his difiidbnt and unassuming conduct 
In regard to it. All honor to the heroes of the war. 
Alma Mater feels proud of the record of her sons in that 
contest. 

During the past year The Chronicle has, upon 
several occasions called attention to some cliangee or Im- 
provements in regard to the library, which, if carried 
out, would be most pleasing and acceptable to the stu- 
dents ; and now, when we are so Hoon to enjoy the bene- 
flta of a new library, it seems especially fitting to recall 
these suggestions. If these cannot be made at once. It 
surely Is not asking too much to request that they at 
least be conwldered and if possible, be adopted upon mov- 
ing Into the new building. We refer CBpeclally to the 
hours during which the library Is open to the students. 
The Faculty by commencing recltutlons at 8]- A. u., vir- 
tually ^ays that the students' day should begin at that 
hour, yet the Library Is not opened until 9 a. m., so Ibat 
many are forced to wait till then before starting their 
day's work. But worse than this is the hour for closing 
Id the afternoon. If the library must be closed at some- 
time during the day, which we doubt, It surely is not 
necessary to close it for two hours. We might at least 
have the use of the library from 5 to 6, an hour that 
could so conveniently be passed there. How often we 
come at 5 o'clock from recitations with no desire to re- 
turn at once to studying, and aa the library is not open 
we are compelled to loiter away an hour. If only the 
library were open during this hour, how pleasantly and 
and profitably It might have been passed! Again take the 
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Up some queHtlon. At 5 o'clock beta quietly ushered 
out, and aa he has uot the necessary books at his room 
with which to continue, he loses Just one hour or work. 
And 9) o'clock also seems to be, for tiiesame reason, too 
earij to close for the ni)(ht. Surely these houra might 
be lengthened without giving the assistunta in thi 
library much more work, while the students would re 
ceive great beneflte from the aditional hours. Again w< 
are strongly In favor ofopeiiing the library on Sundays 
and of not closing It on evenings when tliero are enter- 
tainments at University Hall. The former is a step that 
has been taken by someoftiie easteni colleges, and It 
will sooner or later, be adapted here. Then in regard to 
books, we are constantly feeling the need of more orig- 
inal unthorities on ditTerent subjects. For Instance there 
are not in the library more tliau halfadoseii volumes 
on the iilstory of Ireland, and only a part of Hanwrd' 
Pariiamentury Debates. But this need Is especially felt 
In pursuing the seminary courses. Now thesenilnarlee 
are one of the many tilings in our Unlveratty of which 
we are so proud. In tulkiiig to our friends about tlie 
good qualities of our University we never fall to men- 
tion these couraes, and are generally asked what their 
character is. To this we immediately answer original 
work. Now this ja not strictly true. Let us Illustrate 
by the historical seminary. For general reference we 
have Hiidreth, Bancroft, and others, but we have not 
the sources from which they have drawn their informa- 
tion ; we cannot Judge of the correctness of thelropln- 
ions, nor can we form any of our own ; we must simply 
adopt the opinion of some autliorwhom we read. This 
certainly cannot be called original work. Thus In order 
to maintain the reputation of these courses, it Is neces- 
sary to furnish us with these original autiiorltles. Yet 
while we see all other libraries filling their shelves with 
books of this description, we fall to notice any such 
movementontiiepartofourown. Even at the preseJit 
time there are some valuable and scarce historical books 
tieiogsold, and all libraries, except our own, are striving 
to obtain them. Yet in a few short years when these 
books have become very rare, we will be uuable to ob- 
tain copies of them. It Is now or never. 

The usual bl-weekiy lecture before the Civil Service 
Reform Association was delivered In the law lecture 
room, on Saturday evening, by Hon. Cliarles Kent, to a 
large and appreciative audience. Although civil service 
reform Is an old and well-worn theme, the increasing 
corruption in our political parties may well stand as our 
excuse for bringing it again to the notice of our readers. 
In a Cttuee so worthy of their attention and earnest 
endeavors, our ablest men are warmly solicited to ad- 
dress the organization. Mr. Kent, In his lecture on the 
evils of the civil service In this country, includes elected 
officers as well as those appointed. To a great exteut, 
the same dlffloultiea are experienced In t>oth oiasaea— 



in both the duration of office Is too short. The func- 
tions of a governmental office are as difficult to perform 
as those of a private business, and consequently there 
ought to be as efficient men employed in one as in the 
other; but no quall&ed man will enter the present civil 
service witliout some security for bis continuance 
therein. The objection that they will soon control the 
government does not apply to the purely civil offices, 
but only to those having political power, as the beads 
of each department. Politicians should not have under 
tiieir control the whole line of appointments. As a 
result of such extensive appointing power, the carrying 
out of the motto, " To the victors belong the spoils," 
engendered the most bitter hatred between tiie two 
present political parties ; and statesmen, nay, call them 
rather selAsh partlslans, instead of devoting themseivea 
to the nation's Interest, study rather through political 
Intrigue, and by lavishing an expenditure of money 
to retain offices, the distribution of the patronage of 
which enables them to aggrandize at once themselves, 
their personal friends, and tiieir political aldera and 
abettors; while to those very offices a confiding pub- 
lic has elected those very officials to perform with Integ- 
rity and to the beat of their ability the public service 
connected therewith. The next great evil Is the abuse 
of the caucus system. The skilled politician elects his 
own chairman, nominates his man, and secures what ia 
ever his highest end and aim, self-aggrandisement and 
an undying reputation as a master of wire pullera. Yet 
all this they do In the uame of an " honest ballot and 
fsAr count." Is It nut time for this nation to arise in her 
might and elect to fill her offices her honorable, not her 
dishonorable men, men who will be more than willing 
to discharge their duties with an eye to the public wel- 
fare, and who will feel more than rewarded by legiti- 
mate salary. Joined to the proud feeling of aatisfacCion 
that (In regard to its civil service, at leaatj they have 
raised their country from Its preuent deplorable wtate ot 
Inefficiency and corruption to a state of efficiency and 
purity. Students of the University of Michigan, let us 
have civil service reform! 

The "University" is dead! We do not refer by 
this to our college, but to the official organ of the pro- 
fessional schools, our contemporary. It has had but a 
short life. It made Its first appearance a year ago last 
fall and died, or ratiier quietly passed out of existence, 
shortly before the holidays. The reason of Its demise 
may t>e summed up In the few words, financial embar- 
rassments. Last spring they made or wished to make 
a proposition to The Chronicle for the consolidation 
of the fwo papers ; hut this proposition was never se- 
rlou-ly entertained. Weextendoursympatiiy to theedl- 
tore and hope that they will revive their paper. There 
is surely room for two papers in this college, aud If the 
editors will woric in soliciting aubaoriptions and ads. 

esB will be their reward. 



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FROM.THB QBRMAH OF HBINB. 

Uatden wltb the red llpg laden, 
With the eyes so clear and sweet, 

Thee, my darling little maiden, 
Ever ruD iDf tboDghta to meet. 

Lonely in the vlnter eveDlUE, 



Then I'd preiiB, with burning pnasloo. 
Thy so sort and little hand. 

And wltb team would I bedew It, 
Thy so son and little hand. 



TOM FARTHIMQ, 

Tom Farthing used to study bard. 

And lived up stairs alone; 
He n ever went abroad by day, 

Bal stayed at home to Bobn. 

He never went abroad by night 

(This la not a Qb). 
And never went to beil, Ibr be 

ToFroh. he was as cringing qnlte 

As any ■cbemlag monk, 
And (hough a perfect flunkey, be 

Was never known lo flank. 

By cribbing hard and rldlughlgb 

And deep diplomacy. 
Ho hoped In four years' lime to win 

A great big A, B..— CT 

But the lyni-eyed Proll. and prying Tutea 
Caught on to bis too deep sin. 

YoD see, although a Diulton-head, 
He couldn't get bis sheep-skin. 

When Tom had Ibund that be conld not 

Obtain the envied roll. 
He swore by all Uie Qods that he 

Conld play another rOle. 



Hb turned Into on editor— 




And here's a great surprise. 


That, though hla sight was 


sllll quite 


He lost the use of I'l. 




At writing verse and other 


trash 






Hecame, because be was a 


goo«. 


Naturally by the qullL 





Tom used to est a lunch of Jam 
And cake, and marmalade, 

When hungry, whluh upon his desk 
His thongbtriil niarma laid. 

Says Tom ; " Forsooth 'tis not a very 

Obesll>lng diet; 
I must obtain more solid rood. 

For I don't want to die yeL" 

He hied him to a free-lunch shop— 
He'd betler have stuck to Jam. 

And on his torob would^not have been : 
HedledlnaJIm-Jam. 



THB MAID OF TBB CASTLB. 

Any ODe wbo has not read Longrellow'a poem "Nu- 
remberg" cnnaot jierbaps fully appreciate my feelings 
while wandering through that wonderful old city. I 
ceased to wonder that the scenes aud associations had 
arouaed the genius of the poet, and only marveled that 
anybody could witness tlioee scenes, be aware of those 
assocUtlona, and not feel likewise inspired. The spirit 
of Hans Sachs seems still to pervade the place, and 
surely the "fountains wrought with richest sculpture, 
standing In the common mart," would never have been 
erected had Albrecht Durer never lived and labored 
there. The whole place seems peculiarly poetic, and 
the grand old castle or " bei% " is by no means the least 
object of interest. 

Filled with the thoughts and feelings inspired by 
the place, I climbed the steep way leading to tht castle, 
and, after considerable delay, was admitted by a bright- 
looking, comely German girl, who seemed by no means 
out of place in her surroundings, and who, t fancied, 
was not insensible to tbem. O, when before were ap* 
pearanoee so deceptive 1 

" In the court-yard of the castle. 
Bound wltb many an Iron bund, 
Stands tbo mighty linden, planted 
By Queen Cunlguiida's hand," 
sings the poet, and that great tree, over eight hundred 

-s old, is the first object which attracts a stranger'n 
attention on entering the court-yard. I approached It 
with deepest admiration, almost reverence, only to have 
my poetic feelings rudely shocked by being informed 
that the linden came after, not before, the castle. How 
this Information was conveyed Is still a mystery to me, 
but conveyed it was, and that In the wonderfully em- 
phatic manner peculiar, I firmly believe, to that one 
person. Not even among petty Oermao oBScials or t>e- 
diamonded American hotel clerks have I encountered 
such Impudence, such overpowering contempt for man- 
kind in general, and the traveling public in particular, 
as was display eti by this pretty, innocent-looking Ger- 
man girl. Despite the nationality, I can but think 
that she was a near relative of " the Boy at Mugby's " 
Missus," and before I had parted from her I knew 



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by tbe positive testimony of America's greatest hu- 
nioriiit, that she had beeo engaged a few years h^ fore 
Id Intimidating the vlBltora of Baden-Baden. But I did 
not know this tlien ; I only bad an unsatisfactory feel- 
ing that something was not exactly as it should be ; and, 
while wonderiug what It was, I meekly followed up the 
steps and Into tbe building. Ah! Here I am at last. 
My feelings revive, and I gaze around in awe at the rich 
tapestry, the magnificent carving, the high, noble arches 
of the time-honored apartment. Tlie spirit of Hans 
Sachs again seems to pervade everything, and I almost 
fancy I can hear the stately tread of the priestly proces- 
sion as it enters this, the ancient place of worship, to 
chant praises to the Lord of battles for the fhrtunate 
Issue of some hard-fought field. My eyes involuntarily 
turn to the gallery, and I am half disappointed at not 
finding It filled with rows of steel-clad figures. But all 
thlsonly for a moment. QradusUy a few disenchanting 
words, or rather words that seemed to carry a most dis- 
enchanting effect that was not of themselves, began to 
take poHsessiou of my whole mind. " Chapel. Oldest 
part th' Castle." That was all. I had not heard the 
words spoken, but somehow they seemed to pervade the 
^r, to force themselves upon me as does the conscious- 
ness of hunger. The place t>egan rapidly to become a 
mere ordinary pile of stone. I made an efllbrt to re- 
cover my enthusiasm. " Can you tell me," I Inquired, 
" the age of this tapestry ? " I turned as I spoke, only 
to find myself entirely alone; but frona the adjoining 
apartment came the apparently innocent, perhaps even 
inspiring, reply : " Biz hundred years." It was not the 
words of the reply, it was not the to me unmusical 
South-Qerman dialect In which they were spoken, nor 
yet did it seem to be th6 peculiarly rapid, sn^plsb de- 
livery, that produced the effect upon me. It was the 
same disenchanting force that had conveyed the Infor- 
mation respecting the linden to me, and made the Inno- 
cent words, " Chapel— oldest part tb' Castle," so malig- 
nant; It was the same overwhelming contempt that 
" the Boy at Mugby " so admired. 

I gave up, and followed more meekly than at first. 
For a time I was overawed, and made no further at- 
tempt ; the way in which she pronounced the name of 
each succeeding apartment dispersed ail thoughts of 
asking for more Information, or of Indulging In my for- 
mer feelings. Qraduaiiy, however, I began to recover, 
and at last ventured timidly: "Friiuleln, could you, 
without degrading the station in which your superior 
attainments and dignity and your great personal worth 
have placed you, inform a benighted wanderer from a 
foreign shore the age and— If not asking too much— 
Bome part of the history of that particular piece of 
earthenware?" "Six hundred years." So came the 
answer, and with it fled the last spark of the spirit I 
had fondly t>elieved must ever linger alwut the plaoe, 

O, Immortal Longfellow! How must the whole 
world rejoice that thou didst not encounter this being. 



Even thy Inspiration must have faded away before her. 
If the shades of the " Cobbler Poet " himself, as they 
wander through the halls forbidden to their mortal 
habiliment should chance to enoounter her, they must 
immediately retreat to their more humble but more 
congenial haunts. 

My poetic tilings were gone, but when my con- 
ductress led the way through a window to a little bal- 
cony, I could not be entirely insensible to the magnifi- 
cent scene that lay before me. The broad green plain 
at my feet, swept by the winding river, and dotted here 
and there with quaint, red-roofed villages, each clus- 
tered about Its church-spire ; in the distance the blue, 
hazy moantalns, so beautiful in themselves, and yet 
seeming to shut out a more beautiful expanse beyond ; 
and all nature clothed with the returning beauties of 
spring, made a picture not easily erased from my mem- 
ory. But, eh! What's that? Battle? Oustavus Adol- 
phus? Wallenstein? Oh, of course. What would my 
worthy professor of history think, to know it had not 
been the first thought that crossed my mind. That was 
In, how— let's see, in sixteen hundred and— and— " Six- 
teen hundred i!Afr^-two," I had not looked on the field 
where Sweden's great king had been Tepulsed with any 
such emotions aa had filled my breast before euoounter- 
Ing this maiden ; her presence had entirely banished 
them. My sensations bad l>eeu rather those of the or- 
dinary, profesalonai slght-seer, and my feelings had In 
consequence b^un to resume theirnormal, sight-seeing 
condition; but the peculiar emphasis of that " Beohs- 
zehn-hundertsioei und dreisig" banished me again to 
the depths of despair. 

Of the remainder of the castle I have a very oon- 
fUsed and indistinct impression. I was hurried through 
room after room, built at different times, by different 
people, but every corner having Its history ; through the 
long banquet-hall, which under other circumstanoes my 
imagination mlglit Immediately have filled with the 
gay revelers now long fo^^tten ; througfc the el^ptnt 
sleeping apartments with their furniture dating any 
where, and as far as I could gather from the informa- 
tiou volunteered by my slightly relenting guide, almost 
everywhere from the thirteenth to the nineteenth cen- 
tury. Through all this and perhaps more was I hurried 
in abject thraldom. My spirits were completely sub- 
dued till I reached the open air, when suddenly I felt 
Infused with new vigor, and there, ah ! there I achieved 
a proud triumph. I conquered where Mark Twain 
himself had owned to defeat, and at the moment I felt 
fully repaid for all I had suffered at her hand. 

You are wondering how I knew the great humorist 
bad encountered this same m^den ? I did not know It 
when I came Trom the castle into the open air, and only 
know it now from a conviction, based on my Mth In 
human nature and my knowledge of ordinary afiUrs, 
that two such beings, so like In all respects, and with 



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iucli a genius for impoelng on their fellow- crest uree in 
the faiise vay, could not exifl at llie name time. As 
was leaving Ihe c^iurt-jard I Inquired, more from wai 
toniiegg than from any Idea of getting a direct anewei 

"Howiiiucli?" iWievielt) 

" What jou please" (A'ach Beliebe). 

That Is the Invariable answer. Kndody erer gnt 
frotn a guide a dlflVreiit one to that question. An ordi- 
nary ^ulde, liunever, will change the formula on a rep- 
etition of the queution, and a few days before I had hap- 
pened upnd aiiotlierqu«Ktion to wbicli every guide had 
fluccunibed without a struggle. The question, though 
, simple and apparently an obvious one, seemed to su 
prise an answer from them before they were theniselv 
aware of it. It was merely : 

"How much dnyou usually get?" 

This maiden, however, was proof against any such 
clumsy contrivance, and 

"Very diflerently paid," wa* her only respoDse. 

" Huw much did you say ?" 

" Nach Beliebe." 

Then Ihe thought struck nie. No, Yes. No, It 
can't— It mv»t be, II can be no other than Murk Twain's 
Baden-Baden girl. That look, that lou/e etiaemble, that 
really niagnlHcent contempt for everytblng and every- 
body, can twlong to nn one else. Then I remember how 
she and the witty American had held an animated 
vvrsatlon for Hfteen minutes consisting of nothing but 
" Wie viel," " Nach Beliebe," and my heart sank with- 
in me. Here I was face to face with her; what should 
I do? Must I Hunender withoutan effort? Never. A^ 
the silence waa heamiing painful, I slarled at the be- 
ginning again, merely to give myself a little time for 
thought. 

" Wleviel?" 

" Nach Beliebe." 

" Aber wie viel beknmmeti 8ie gewShnlich?" 

'■ 6ehr vernchieden bezahll." 

This I kept up, alternating the two questions and 
antwcis, till 1 had Lad time to form my plan of action. 

'■ WIe viel ?" 

" Nach Beliebe." 

" Ja, aber gewOlinllch." 

" Sehr verschleden bezalilt." 

Mark had attempted to shame her by of!tring a 
dozen llmtB the Ufual amount, and then asking sarcast- 
ically if it would be enough. Mark had failed. I re- 
solved to try the opposite course. I remembered that, 
aci'iiidlng lo Ihe gulde-bnok, her usual perquisite was 
about Iwenti'flve cents. I oflered her ttve and started 
to go. Not a feature changed, not a word escaped her. 
I was departing, routed foot and hurse. I turned and 
made one last despairing effort. 

"la that enough?" 

Then my triumph came. She was human after all. 
Ku change In expression, no gesture Indicated my tri- 



umph, but the confession was wrung from her in words. 
She at last did what every German guide has profes- 
nional pride in not doing, and what it was her chief 
glory and pride never under any clrcunit-tances to have 
done. Slie put a value on her own services. In a very 
vague and un sat is factory way no doubt, but still sb« did 
acknowledge that, to some extent at least, human pas- 
sions controled her. She said : 

" UmtaUy get more." 

This may seem to you a confession so slight as to be 
void of all value whatsoever. Very difTereiit were my 
feelings. A hymn of victory and thanksgiving Tom to 
my lips. Then the thought arose, shall I fbllow up my 
conquest? No, the "u>ie vte/" might set the ball rolling 
again, and then my victory would be turned Into defeat. 
No. better be content with a moderate triumph. I » Im- 
ply gave her the Qemian equivalent for a dollar and 
left. 

Header, if you ever go to Nuremberg don't neglect 
to read Ijongfetlow's poem first, and guided by the 
thoughts inspired by the poem and by the wonderoua 
works of art, the magnlflcent churchee, the quaint old 
bul dings, the narrow streets, the historic associations, 
that everywhere crowd around, admire the paintings 
and sculpture in the churches and market places, wan- 
der through the old Rath-house, drink a bottle of wine 
ill Hans Sachs's home, forget neither his monument nor 
that of Drilrer's, yes, and even survey the castle from a 
dintaiice; but till you have done these and a thousand 
other things, in fact, till you are tired of even such 
siglit-seelng and ready to come down again to the pro- 
saic world don't, I beg of you don't, expose yourself to 
be tortured by the " Maid of the Castle," as I have ever 
since called her. 



EXTRACTS FROM A DIART. 



O, Lord, how long? I have sought for work ev- 
erywhere, but can And nothing to do to earn a crust for 
my famtiihlng children. As a child I was taught that 
Thou, O Lord, wouldst reward a virtuous life, and that 
thy people would tend their aid and countenance to an 
upright man. Help me to continue In that faith! But 
how can I, when my former employer, a chief pillar In 
Thy church, discharged me for not working on Sunday, 
and in his spleen refused me testimonials of my work- 

iship, so that none other should hire me? How 
long must I wait? O, Lord, how long? 



My two children were burled to-day. They fam- 
ished. My poor wife Is all but dead with grief and palu. 
It tries my faith In a Supreme Justice to see the wicked 
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The parable of the lost slieep always seemed to me a 
wouderftil instance of divine love and care; but It Is not 
right— at least as tiie world practices Its precepts. The 
good people nialte all Imaglimblefussover the reclaimed 
sheep, while tlie ninety and nine tliat stayed In the fold 
are unnoticed, unguarded, and unfed. ' There U more 
Joy lu heaven over one slnuer that Is saved than over 
the nineiy and nine iliat need no repentance.' This is 
not just: that ucontinuously virtuous life should seem 
less In the sight of heaven than the death-bed repent- 
ance of the black-sheep, scared back Into Che fold by the 
lurid flames of an eternal hell. It Is not fair for the 
uinety-niue to take back seats, while the man who de- 
clares that If he had any longer to live be would lead a 
virtuous life, but who has given no good deed as a war- 
rant or as an ofT-set to any of his wickedness, Is trotted 
out on the stage as a hero. It fa merely a reward for 
being had. 

Still I can get no work. 

Jaly 8. IBTS. 

To-day I beard a reformed drunkard deiivera stir- 
ring lecture on tempemnce. It seemed to me, however, 
that he told more about the pleasures be had expe- 
rienced in the bowl, than taegave reasons for abstaining 
therefrom. The ladles of the Society make a great deal 
of fuss over him. Thev take him into their families 
—because he is in the good work. If be had continued 
in bis natuml grade of society, that of a drayman. In all 
probabilities he could never have gained admittance in- 
to their houses- except to carry some baggage in, but 
never on a footing of social equality. It seems that the 
passage Into the upper circles is through the slime of 
the gutter. After the temperance orator bad taken his 
seat, a preacher arose and read the parable of the labor- 
ers In the vineyard. He likened their reclaimed brother 
to the laborer who went into the field at the eleventh 
hour and who received equal reward with those who 
bore their burden in the heat of the day. This parable 
and theoneof the lost sheep may account for the droves 
of reformed drunkards, and reformed everything, that 
infest the land, and make exceedingly weary the ears of 
the people. 

UusuocesHful yet in getting work. I am in despair. 
Don't know what is to become of my poor wife and 
wretched me. 

juir la, isn. 

A man offered oie employment to-day, if I would 
consent to work Sundays. I Jumped at the oflbr. Vir- 
tue must yield to an empty stomach. 

Jul? IS, 1S73. 

The men at the shop are Jolly good fellows. I took 
a few glasses of wine with them to-day. But what hurt 
will a Uttle wine do ? 



To-day my wife urged rae to drink uo more, and I 
struck her. She has no business to interfere with my 
doings. But I am sorry I hit her. Indeed I am. 

JaD. 20, 1879. 

Well, here I am in Jail. My wife died of neglect 
and Ill-treatment. My employer discharged me for 
drunkenncHH. He! that taught me to forget my Ood 
in desecrating His holy day, and to deaden in the cup 
my coiiHCietice and my duty to my wife. That man dis- 
charged me, »ud I have been going to the dogs ever 
since. Beg th^ money to get liquor, feed at a free lunch 
counter, and sleep in the Jail. That's rich enough for a 
king. Drunk last night, drunk the night before, going 
to get drunk to-morrow night. 



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There are too many snakes in this latitude to agree 
with my constitution. T think I will take an overland 
trip for my health, stopping at all the watering places 
and other points of interest. 

aept. 1, 1880. 

Last nIgliL I strolled Into a temperance meeting. A 
troop of ladles. Judging by my appearance, thought me 
a lit object to exercise their eloquence upon. Finally I 
had to sign the pledge to get rid of them. A committee 
took uie in charge, fed and clothed me, and to-morrow 
lam to confess my sins to the multitude that assembles 
at their meetings. 

Sept. 3, 1880. 

The audience last night was very enthusiastic 
They seemed especially struck with my description of 
the " delicious triangles." After the meeting, the com- 
mittee on finances made me an offer of a larger salary 
for going alHtut delivering lectures than I could get at 
my old employment. And a noted publisher oflTered 

me per page to write " The Confessions of a Jlm- 

jamer." I accepted both. 

Feb. 4, 188!. 

I now have a splendid Income as a temperance lect- 
urer, I did not acqulrethlseminence except by numer- 
ous taXlu. I found that unless I fell from grace occa- 
sionally, the crowd tired of my confessions— and reason* 
ably, for they became stale. Mow I t&W at regular 
Intervals. If the stray sheep wants to keep up being 
petted and fed, as soon as the dear people begin to show 
lack of interest, he must stray ofT again. I believe I 
understand the true inwardness of the sheop parable. 

Beading over my diary of several years ago, I am 
surprised at the Ideas I then held concerning virtue. I 
am a hypocrite now, I know. But then I comprehend 
the true meaning of the vineyard parable also, and one 
of these days will repeat in earnest and reoeive as great 
reward as If I had never deserted the principles I held 
four years ago. -j- - - - ,-- 



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The Chronicle. 



Ukivehsity of Michigan, Saturdat, Feb. 4, 1882. 



B*ard or KdlMra. 

'"•«" '■ E. Bill.. I Otncnl Llle™t»™....F. E. Biur. 

cbangta B. Wipui. Jm. LIIMut Notei R. 0. Wmt. 

ilng> CliruDli;le(I...Wii. 8tuit». | Btc's ud Ttcm R. W. Coolh. 



iMt'- flDElccoiiIri, 



1lieEil[ioriw[ilbeplHirdrore«(lTciiid nvlfw In Tnx CBaaaiou u; 
looki. iinpliltii. ormsilcvUclimij'lxfCirwinledicibeni. 

tcir moult 11 loni tboiiLd t* (ddxiitd to Th» Ch«ohiol«. Aon Arbor. 



imnnlciltimi nipecttDllj II led m 



EDITORIALS. 



RECENT c-hangcBiD college cuslotns show a larger 
view of education and a continuous advancement 
In liberality. Among the modern features la tliat of 
the more prominent Inittructora being Invited to otber 
Unlverpltlea than their own to give a eerlea of lectures. 
Indeed there U one of tbe leading scliooU of inxtructlon 
in tile east wliloli depends largely upon such outside aid. 
Thus, by Judicious selections of eminent teachers, a cur- 
riculum may be enlarged, Improved and invigorated. 
New llties of thought are followed ; old ones are made 
more attractive, and a new spirit Is Imparted both to 
scholar and professor. The etudent is interested by the 
change, and stimulated by respect for the new man, who 
is usually greater away from home than at his own col- 
lie. The lecturer, too, is animated, and consequently 
makes a stn>nger effort to please ami to instruct. One 
renowned college east of us has been «o enthusiastic In 
the move of iibuinlng men from a distance that it re- 
cently secured tbe services of a noted English historian 
for a course of lectures. However, after all the necessary 
outlay, disappointment was caused by tbe non-euccess 
of the enterprise. In the future the faculty will proba- 
bly oontlne Itself to home talent. With us the custom 
has not as yet bee>i adopted, yet we feel pride In having 
several of our professors desired by other colleges, that 
is, of course, only for a short time. 



T": 



"VHE work for next semester has Just been laid before 
us in shape of tlie AnnouncemenL A comparison 
of It with that of last year shows the usual number of 
changes, several of which are improvements, while 
otherM canuot be tims classed. In Greek there are eight 
courses instead of six as fonuerly ; Latin baa Cicero's 



Tusculan Disputations added ; Mathematica this semes- 
ter had three new courses In addition to those of last 
year, and next semester there will t>e four new ones; 
Qerman is much strengthened by gaining the study of 
thns^ masterpieces, the Nltieiungenlied and Herder's 
Ideen zur Ge«chiohte; Italian will supplant the Span- 
ish ; History Is Improved by tbe study of the Constitu- 
tion of the U. S. and the Government of England; 
Philosophy is reinforced by three new courses, the Phi- 
losophy of Religion, t:thics, and a Philosophical Semi- 
nary; Cheniitttry has thirteen courses, a gain of two; 
In Botany there are two more than before, and In Pby- 
siotngy one; Engineering is enlarged by four courses 
having a mechanical bearing ; Metallurgy ia introduced, 
and more is olfereil In Music. 

Thus a great gain has been made In the departments 
of Philosophy, Mathematics and Meclianloal Engineer- 
ing. However, to pay for tlie gain we have suflWed a 
loss. Up to this year one of the most improving courses 
has been the lectures on Art, but now we look in vain 
for the notice of their delivery. Much disappointment 
is caused those who did not take them lost year, 
but were looking forward with pleasure to them for this 
last half year. The department is tliat of Literature, 
Science, and the Arts. At present we laok the only 
murse devoted especially to Art. What shall we now 
call ourselves? Another course from which we bad 
been expecting much profit was that of ejctemporaneous 
speaking, wliich gave drill in argument and strength- 
ened the faculty of self-possession while speaking. Aa 
a comparative small number of the upper classmea 
t>eiong to a literary society where such exercise is given, 
and as every graduate is expected to be able to address 
an audience at any time and upon any subject, tbe 
majority of us are now poorly equipped to meet such 
requirements. Yet we confess the two professors are al- 
ready crowded. Tbe courses not only should have beeo 
retained but even added to and made more prominent. 
Certainly If it had been desirable to discontinue them for 
a time, notice should have been given a year ago so that 
we who are to be graduated this year could have taken 
them when they were last given. Tbe Faculty surely 
made a mistake in dropping the two courses and substi- 
tuting others far from t>eing so useful. 

A weak spot also exists In the study of Qermau. 
While we have nine courses in that language, not one 
of them has a place for practice in conversation. Natu- 
rally a longer time la required to learn to speak Qerman 
than French, yet much more attention Is given to tbe 
latter. So now it has come to pass that westudy French 
two years and are able to understand a lecture given 
entirely in that language, whilst after four years of 
German we are happy If we comprehend a sentence. 
By this review we see that our range of study is be- 
coming a broader one, yet there ia many a place atill too 
I narrow. 



The Chronicle. 



MUoallanaoaB. 

J. C. MuffLlI, lit., '«S, recently l(wt Ills wire. 
A. R. Wnod. 111.. '81, waa In town Saturday. 
W.H.JenklDs. law. '81,1s praclialng in Toledo. 
W. C. Smith, law, '81, l« pracllolDj at Delphi. Inil. 
Will Perdue, law, '81, la practlclriK at Delpbl. Ind. 
C C. Shirley, law, '81. la prtiptlcing at Kiihamn, Ind. 
J. D. Hlllln. medle, 'SO, la pracLloing lii Darllnsioii, Ind. 
8. A. Wood, lit, '81, U editor of the Flint City Democrat. 
Oeorge B. Ayre«, medle, 77, ii praellclDg Id Omaha, Neb. 
8. M. Blocker, lit., '80. In now hi the Medical Department. 
Rev, C. F. Quick, clau of 'HI, I* preaching at Conoord, MIob. 
W. D. Waahburo, claw of 'W, bai entered the Law Depart- 

J. P. Mlllapnugh, ItL, *», thli year entered the Hedleal Depart- 

E. P. Anderson, lit., St it atadylng tn the Medical Deparl- 

D. A. Allen, clawor'TS, maket bla headqnarten at Barrlaburg, 
Penn. 

W.J. Vincent, a aenlor pharmlc, bai lert college to euiage In 
buslneae In the weet. 

a L.D'O0Ke, '81. Principal of the Culdwaler ■obool, apenl tbe 
vocation in tht« city. 

W. D. Chnrch, pbarinlc, '19, recently married a daughter of 
Dr. While, of Detroit. 

F. A. Juhnaon haa been obliged to give np bU medical atadlea 
on account of Ill-health. 

A. H. Brown. Jr., llt.,'83, la aaaaylng for tbe Heela Mining Com- 
pany, at Olendalv, Moutuaa. 

Rev. Jamb C. Worsley, clau of -«, ■■ a Metbodlit mlnUler. 
He la at preaeut In VpallBntl. 

Elmer R Wabaler, claaa of "79, haa bean appointed Principal of 
tbe PobtlacQrummar School. 

a. T.. StUwell, IIL, '80, la now City Attorney of ButlUo, N. Y. 

C. J. Kloti, lit., ■72, wholaengi^ed In olvll englneeHng tn Mon- 
tana, waa in town a abort time ago. 

Prod A. J. Votland, 76, or tlie Plattivllle (WlaoonalD) Normal 
8«hool, spent the holldaya la the city. 

Hev. JobQ Kellaud, olaaa of ■«!, a graduate of Aoburn Theolog- 
ical Seminary, te located at Caaa City, Mloh. 

Will H.Jobnaton, law, '81, la practicing In Darlington, Ind., 
With bla brother, Charlea Johnatou. Ipw, '80. 

Theodore Beyer, of Grand Raplda, pharmacy clau of 'Bl, apcnt 
tbe bollUaya at his former borne In Aon Arbor, 

H, A. Bort, IIL, "63, was presiaeot of theaaaoclHllon In bla ten- 
lory ear. Haa lived In Marquette aloce graduation. 

MIn Maggie Morton, clasa of '81, Preceptreaa of tbe Tecuraaeh 
Hgbachool, apenl the bolldayaat her home in iblaelty. 

P. D. 8L Jobna, In the Medical DBparlmeDl laat year, laaLudy- 
Ing In the New York College of Fbyalclana and Surgoom, 

Rev. Samuel R. Anderaon, lit,, '(12. graduated from Princeton 
Theological Bemlnary, lu '88. He la preaching at Fallon, N. J. 

Dr. Auitin Scwtt, formerly of the University Faculty, delivered 
the Ural of a lerles of lectures on tbe History of the American 
ConslltDtlon, at Jobus Hopkins Unlverally, Baltimore, on tbe uh 



It. H. Tripp. IIL. '81, bai.Bpent moat of his time ilnee graduation 
In teaching. Was Professor of Latl n In University of Minnesota 
In 18TS-e. 

F, L. Little. Prealdent of the Asaoclatlon In 'SI, graduated from 
the RochcBter Theological Seminary lu 'S8. He Is now preaeblQg 
at Lapeer. 

Charlea Hurd, lit., 'SS, has been aince graduation Superlnlead' 
ent of Schools at Pontlao and Lanalng At present be Is a mer- 
chant at Manlatee. 

F. H. Coe, -TS, Phoenix, L. S., haa been elected Prealdenl. and 
H. M. Slauson, '78, Vice -President of the Houghton and Kewenaw 

Hector Baxter, law, formerly of '81, who was obliged to leave ' 
college because of tbe death of his bther and brother. hoH returned 
to complete lila studies. 

Frank A. Blackburn, lit., 'W, baa recently been promoted from 
principal of the high school to supertu ten dent of tbe public 
BcboolB In San Francisco, Cat. 

Willis R, Robert*, IIL, TT, la bualneaa manager of the Norrla- 
lown (Pa.l Herald. In June. 1880, he was married, and naa a aon. 
He waa (braierly editor of The ChbonicIiE, 

Arthur W. aelal4iii, Sumner ColUna. William Streetar, and 
Fred O. (Xildreo, of the Literary Department, will complete tbeir 
eouraes and leave at tbe end of thia semester. 

Cbarlei H. MeCreery, 'lit., '10, was In the army four years, and 
and became major. Oraduated from Union Theological luminary 
Id '68. He baa been preaching lu Chelopah, Kansaa 

OnSaturdny.Jan.Kth, the alumni of tbe tl.of M. resldlDgln 
Cleveland, met for Ibepurpoae of organising an Alumni Aaaocla- 
tlon. There were preaent Hon. Q. H. Barber, lit., of SO; J. Q, 
Pomerem, law, of '88 ; Amos Dealsoii, lit., of "70; Major E. E. Eg- 
glealon, law, of 71; C. A. Turner, medic, of 75, A. Benjamin, law 
of 72; a. A. I«ubaeher, law, of '7B; A, L. Arey, lit., of 88; FraDk 
Bll<a,llt.,or '76; J. E. EDBlgn,llt , of 70. A temporary orgaDiu- 
tlon waa effected. Hon. a, M, Barber belug elected chalrmao and 
AmOB Denlaon, secretary, Meaara, Pomerem, Denlson.and TnT> 
ner were appointed a committee to draft a oonalltutlon. Their re- 
port will be made at a meeting to be held Saturday, Feb. 4th, 
wben the aaaocfatlon will be permanently organized. 

The following alnmnl are those now teaching who studied Dn- 
der Profeaaor Payne : 

Mary E. Allen, Is teacher of Languages, at Riverside, Cook Co., 
Illinois. 

UatUe E, Arnold, Is Inatructor In Geometry In tbe Detroit 
High School. 

C. S. Bartbolf, la Principal of the Public School, Flalnfleld, 
Illinois. 

Joseph I. Bales, Is FrofeBsor of lAtln and Greek, In the Cana- 
dian Literary Institute, at Woodstock, Ontario. 

Quy H. BIgelow, Is Principal of High Scbool, at Lapeer, 
Mlcb. 

Egbert L. Brlgga, la Principal of Public School, at Bldgeway, 
Mich. 

T. B. Bronaon, la Profeaaor of Latin and Qerman In the Mili- 
tary Academy, at Orchard Lake, Mich- 
Arthur W, Buruetl. la Profeaaor of English Literature, at Ht, 
Morrla (111.) College, 

Featua C. Cole, Is Principal of tbe Public School, at Lyons, 
Mich. 

Kate Comau, Is Profeaaor of Rhetoric and Essay Writing, at 
Wellesley College, Wellealey. Mass. 

Schools, at Pontlao, HIch. 

John T. Ewing, la Prlualpal of Literary Department, Pouch er 
BualueaH College, Ionia, Mlcb. 

David Folmley, la Asalstant Principal of High Scbool, at Car- 
rolllon. III. 



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William E. FeDVlcfa, la PrloolpBL of Union Schuol. at Marine 
Clly. Mich. 

Anna K. tielston, U Proteuor ot Mnlhematlci. In Wellcsley 
College, Wellenle;, Mnss. 

Mar}- H. Oralmm. In liistructar In Engllnh lAnguage Bud Lll- 
ersture, Lluooln luBlltule, Jefferson City, Mo. 

CharleaH. Oreathouse, la AaslRUmlBuperlntenJeiilorSclioolB, 
■t Richmond, Mo. 

Norman W. Haire, la Principal of Union Bohool, at RochlKnd. 
Mich. 

Arthur O. Hall, la Principal of Kigb Schoool, ot Elkhart, Ind. 

Charles W. Ultclicoek, In PrlaclpHl of Public Schuola, at Pav 
Pair. Mich. 

W. H. Honey, la Aiulatant In High School, al Dexter, Mich, 

George A. Hnot. la Principal of Pnbllc School, at Norfolk, 
Nebraaba. 

Cbarles Hutchinson. Is Principal of Pnbllc School, at Quincy. 
Midi. 

Qcorie F. Kennatou, la Superintendent of Schools, at Attlen, 
Ind. 

H. H. Klnialey. la teacher of Mathemnllcs. at Baat Saglnnw 
(Mich.) High School. 

Jamea H. Ldilog. la Principal of Public School, at FJuahlnc, 
Mich. 

Florence H. Lyon, la Principal of High Bctaool. at Owosao, 
Mich. 

Mary Mnlcomaon. la teaober of Engllah History and Rlietoric, 
Detroit High School. 

David McKcnzle, Is Principal of High School, at Fenton. Mich. 

Frank McNaroara, Is Principal of High School, at Port Huron, 
Mich. 

Jabei Manl«omery. Is Profesaor of Natural Science, at Indian- 
apolis High Hcbuot. 

Margaret E. Morton. Is assistant In High School, at Tecumieh, 
Mich. 

Leroy S, Norton, Is Superintendent of Schools, at Vaaaar, 
Uleh. 

M. Estella Norton, Is asslalanl In Lengnoge Department. State 
Normal School, Terre Hauls. Ind. 

Carrie L. Paine, la asalatant In High School, at Fentwater, 
Mich. 

.loaeph W. Piirker, la Principal of Sand Creek Seminary, at 
AzallH, Ind. 

Edward K Farmenter, Is Principal of Public School, at Flor- 
ence, Wla. 

Carrie C. Parrlah, Is assistant In High School, 
Mich. 

Herbert H. Pelham, U Principal of Pnbllc Scbo< 
gamme. Miob. 

Charles K. Perrlne, Is Superintendent of Schools, 



at PontlBC, 

]|,at Mlchl- 

at Henoml- 
uee, Mlcb. 

Allen B. Poud, la aaalBtant In fjatln, Ann Arbor High School. 

AllredB.Prlce, la Professor of Bbelorloaad English Literature, 
and Instructor In Modern LangUHges, Central Unlvenlty of lowi 



It Pel la, 



', la Principal of the Publlo Sobool, at Ni 
Be, at Prinoeton 



John H. Rai 
Hndaon, Mich. 

Charles J. Reed, Is teacher of Natl 
(ni.jHIgbSebool. 

Etta D. Roe, la assistant In High School, at La Pone, Ind. 

ArtburR. Rood, la Principal of Union School, at Saline. Mich, 

Stuart N. Schermerhorn, Is Profesaor of Mathematlca. Qerman- 
Amerlcan Institute, Hoboken. N. J. 

Job H. Scott, Is Principal uf Union School, at Wanseon. Ohio. 

Osmau C. Seeley, Is Snperlu ten dent of Schools, at Owosao. 
Hlch. 

Ella Sherwood, Is asxlatant In High School, at Alpena, Mich. 

J. W. Smith, Is Superintendent of Schoola, at Alpena. Mich. 

M. J. Spaoldlng, la Principal of the Public School, at Bald 
Mountain. Culo. 



elite A. Stanley, Is aaalatant In the High School, at Rash- 
Ill. 

arrlet B. Taylor, Is PreceptresB of High Scbool. at Lndlngton, 
Mich. 

J. R. Tbomsa, Is teacher In District No. S, Ionia Ou„ Mlcb. 
Fred M. Townaend. Is Master of French and English, 8U Johns 
Military School for Boys. Maiillua, N. Y. 

Iloe Van Hooseu, laHBalstnut In Ulch School, East Saginaw, 
Mich. 

Everett J. Wbllebead, Is Principal of High School, Corunna, 
Mlcb. 

Edwin K. Whitehead. Is Principal of High School. Manistee, 
Mich. 

PhBimioB of '70. 
hnrlea A. Boehrae was several years Chemist and traveling 
t for Herrel1& Co.. wholesale drug dealers, CiDelnnall, Ohio. 
Died Dacember, lff74. 

William A. Buchanan haa a drug store at Harmar, Ohio. 
John C.W, Carey Is engaged In pbarmacy at De* Molnoe.lowa, 
Albert C. Cnrlls. Ph. 01., Philadelphia Coll. Pbar., 1872, waa 
imellineln pharmacy at Asblaod. Ohio. Died In Wyoming Ter., 

Frank Ewing, H. D., U. of M.. 1870, la In medical practice, West 
Qilro. Oblo. 

Cbarlee E. Ford Is a ptiannaclat at Peoria, III. 

ArthnrC. Oower waa engaged for aeveral years Id pharmacy, 
at AuD Arbor. 

GeorgeO.Quy,Ph.O.,Phlla. Coll. Pbar., 1870, la In pharmacy 
HtSt. Paul. Minn. 

PelerN.Hagle.M.D., Univ. Mich.. 1869. la living at Clarkston, 
Mich. 

Horace F. Hatch, M. D., Syraauae Univ.. 18T3, Is a pbyalclan at 
Syracuse, N. Y. 

George E. Hlgglns Is living In Warren. Ohio. 

Cornellua C, Howell was aulalant In Chemical Laboratory, 
Unlv, Mleh.. 1870-1; then In buslnesa of pharmacy at Aurora, III.; 
then partner In wboleaale In St. Loula. Mo. After l\m, engaged In 
mining engineering and su perl nteo don oo at Denver, Colorado. 
Mining and Chemical office In Leadvllte, Col, 

Henry 8. Jewelt. aaalitant In Chemlonl Laboratory, University 
of Michigan, 1880-71). Studied in Berl n and Vienna. 187Z-S. Pre- 
sented the " AdaniH-Jewett Botannlcal Collecllun." Member Oblo 
Medical Society, la now a pbyalclan at Dayton , Ohio. 

John B. Jones, graduated froin Medical Department In 1872 ; 
aaelstant In Chemical Laboratory. University of Michigan, 1871-2; 
then In pharmacy, In Detroit, till 187B ; aince In medical practice 
near Detroit. 

Oeorge H, Lohman Is a pharmacist at Kendall vllle, Ind. 

WllllamMcKlmmleIsm the -th cavalry, U.S. A. 

Oils A. Merell Is u pbarmaclet at 453 Qrand River Avtoue, De- 
Charles W. Mills Is a pharmacist. In firm of Mllla A Lacy, 
Grand Baplds, Mich. 

Jumea R. Mobs la a member of the Urm of Moss * PotW, phar- 
maclats, Rocheport, Mo. 

William £. Newton, In pharmacy at Athens, Pa. 

Humuel V. Rom Ig graduated from Medical Department In 1873. 
la engaged in the practice of raedlolne at loula, Mich. 

John O. Roe. M. D., Uulveralty of Michigan, 1S7U. 

Merarl B. Stevens, H. D., University of Mlcblgan, 1800, Is a 

Wallace Taylor, M. D.. Michigan University, 1870, la la medical 
misalouary aervlce, Osaka, Japan. 

William .V. Wolcott Is a pbarmaclal, In Orm of Wolcott A Co.i 
Batuvla, III. 

Eugene J. Weeks, assistant In Chemical Laboratory, Univer- 
sity of Michigan, l<Satf-70. Since, Analytical ChemlBl and Pharma- 
cist of E. J. WeebaACo., Jackson, Mich. 



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Concert Companf 

In Unlvenlty Hall 

Fr1d«j »*ealng. Feh. IT. 

Hon. Sclmyler Culbi will luctare liere March Sth. Subject. 
"Our Martyred PrenlilenU." 

Tlie Adelphl lllerary *oclely will execute a«peclnlprograniiDe 
fbr public pdlflcntion this evening, 

H. V. Ranger, of SymcuBe, N. Y., has been Helected by '83 to 
take the cIbhb piclurea. He vrllt be In town soon. 

Frank Balrd. or Qhln, vlll Ppenk on Lemperanee In the Unlta- 

The clau In Italian during next nemexler will recite on Tues- 
day and TliurstlHy. Btli;^. The Hour of reclUtlon was omitted In 
the iinnouncement. 

The new postonice will be located on the north-eail corner of 
Main and Ann streets. In our opinion Ihli choice ot the many 
locations propiMed Is a gor>d one. 

"Profetsor Moses Coll Tyler, It Is said, has received a very 
tempting Invitation to a chair In Cdlumbla College, New York, 
(Imllnrto theone he now holds In Cornell."— Register. 

Scene In Von Hoist clans. Newly elected Chronicle editor: 
"Washington earnestly desired an army of ten thousand major- 
ity." Another member made theslrangu statement Ibat the par- 
ties were geologically (T> divided. 

The lecture on the Blege or Paris, by ProreasorHeDnequln. was 
delivered to a well.niled house. Some parts or It were very amus- 
ing, and were thoroughly appreciated by the listeners. Finan- 
cially the entertalumeiit was a success. 

The new CHRONicri.E board orgaiilzedThunday night with the 
rollowlngresult; Managlugcdllor, H,E.8paldlnK ; various topics, 
R. W. Cooley : general literature, F. E. Baker; things chronicled. 
R. G. West; exohanges, J. T. WInsblp; personals. C. T. Wllklns; 
literary notes, J. A. McLennan; secretary and treasurer, L. 8. 

Professor In Chemistry: " Mr. Ii. what bl product have youT" 
L.: "PolABBlum sulphate and carbon dl-oxl^e." Pror.: " How do 
yon separate them?" L.: "Filter out the sulphate and the car- 
bon dl-oilde wall stay on the Alter." Pror.: "Ah! SUy on the 
niter T How will you get rid ol It. then t" L : " Well ! ir you put 
It In thesuDllghlil win volatilize, but ir you keep It In the dark 
11 win solidity and then you can scrape It off the flllHr paper and 
test 111" 

We clip the (bllowlng rrom the New York Advocate of Febru- 
ary 2d : "Mm. Pror. Stowell, of the University or Michigan, and 
daughter of the Rev. H. Reed, Is making ror herself quite a repu- 
tation as a mlcroscoplsL She gave a lecture ou microscopy In 
Detroit before a sclenllflc society lately, which was enthusiastic- 
ally received, and Is to be published. Hbe Is a thorough scholar 
and an enthnslait Id aclentlflc researches." 



Co-ed In 

and relieved of son 

The skaters are muhlng the most or 
thronied with them night and day. 

Miss Hugglns and Mr. DoollIIIe.ur 
Music, will furnish the muolcat Ihe Adi 

The Unlverally has made Its Inst npi 





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( lo the opera bouse, Feb. SOth. 
class: "JerTersoii succeeded to the throne I" 
■eked down on High street, the other night, 



.e Ice now. The river la 
e Ann Arbor School of 



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p taken by tt 



All who desire to spend a very pleasant evening sbould hear 
" Evangeline" next Thursday evening. " The Lawyer" Is espe- 
cially ruany. 

February's Atlantic contains an article on Blsmark, by Pro- 
reasor Herbert Tultle, rurmer lecturer on International liw In 



torlCHi LItera 

Hereafter 

cancy which may occur on acci 

being unable lo nil his position. 

The co-ed. s revenge; Assist 
ed. by telling the eludUinle 



inllyci 
Profeiisi 






Agayjunlordre 
during the last mon 
flwelT)or hIsUdy rr 

The Jeffersonla:i 



s, of MInnesoU, Junto 



debt 



ein F 



3t given In the course, 
news from Terre Haute, because 
bns read or the death of fi)rty- 
■ImateaequalnUnces! 
lected A. Mires, of Oregon, sen- 
nla, senior debater; Ueorge 8. 
■; Qeo. B. Holmes, 0/ Mlchl- 



mtests for the Qeld-day spoken or In 
swinging Indlau clubs. 



The following list ore 

walk, one mile wBlk. boil 

harlzonlal bar. brond Jump, and renclng. 

The Alpha Nu literary society on Friday evening last elected 
olBcers for next semester as follows; J. E. Beal, president; Miss 
Marcia Gllmore. vice-president ; N. Rohnert. treasurer ; A.S.Van 
Valkenbnrg. secretary; Miss Mary Case, senior critic; J. A. Mc- 
Lennan, Junior critic; Hugh Brown, senior editor; Miss Bary, 
Junior editor; T. C. Philips, librarian; E. E. Powell, assistant 
librarian. 

"On Wednesday evening the PsI UpslloD boys succeeded In 
completely surprising Mrs. Oeddes, the lady wbo baa ehargeof 
their house. Being summoned to the dining-room she was ad- 
dressed by Mr. Field, who, lu an appropriate speech In behalf of 
the boys, presented her with a beautiful aud costly China afler- 

a very pleasaiil way ol expressing their appreciation or Mrs. Ued- 
des" kind oBIcen, sod one [hat she will long remember."— Courier. 
" He WHS a little lawyer man, and blushed and stammered as 
he begun," etc. Tbe llrst evening be staid till one o'aluck. The 
Old Lady Bays: "Slay so again and I'll throw my shoes at the 
door." The next night he went away early. Saturday night he 
waa determined losee bow long the old lady wonld sit up.butsbo 
was In no mneal to go to bod. He performed various gymnastlo 
exerclHes behind her back, such as holding a mimic battle wllh 
her; but as it happened a looklng-glUHS was before her Dice, and 
when be noticed this Us left very soon. He has been Informed 
since that he must not camp around there any more, for irho does 
he win surely get cAomiJ oul 



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ExBtnlnallDna begin to-day. 

Rice's ETaDgel<DeCompan]i at tbe open house, Feb.Vth. 

Prealdeilt Aniell will lesLure on In [«riiatlODal Iaw neil 



by PreildeDt Aniell wtll be one of tbe 
ooncerL 
ian(«at betwesD Ibe two soeletlea of Uie 



The leclare lo 
cooplel wUb tbe 

The annual oratorical oanteat 
Law Dcparlmeiit will lake place Haroh 9tb. 

The lubJiKit of TII(on-B lecture Is "Tbe World's To-morrow." 
The discourse Is very highly spoken of by the press. 

Prof.: -'What la Ibe first law of natureT" Heulor: "Love." 
Prof. : " Well, I bope you will Loie me enough to keep order In Uie 
clau." 

<tattea number of the senlon will Ilnlsb the work ftir their 
decrees this semesler. Bome will leave coliCEe now. aud olben 
will oontliiue Ibelr studies. 

Tbe Oracle board are busy negollattng for (be printing of that 
woaderfbl publication. We suppose It will be grand, yet cannot 
speak Ibr oerlaln. as we have eeen none of the oopy. 

Tbe announoemeut Atr the second semester Is out. Several 
new courses are odbred. amoug which we notice Selected Odes of 
Pindar, by Prof. D'Ooge, and Herder's Ideen >ur Oeschlohte der 
Uenachhell, by Prot Thomas. 

It ta reported that President Angell sailed (Or home the Kth of 
January. A meeting of tbe University Senate has been held, and 
a committee appolu ted tonrrange for a reoeptlnn for him when he 
arrives. Committees from classes also have been appointed. 

Prom the Paris Journal de MIcriigraphle we learn that tbe 
worthy president of the senior class has already become a profes- 
sor lo the University. His name and tbe above named title ap. 
pear In that Journal attached to an article entitled ■' Bur le Devel- 
opment dea Slomaten du Tradescantia etdu Hal«." 

The battle Is over and the victory won. At the Cbboiiicle 
election, last Elaturday. Messrs. J. A. McLennan, of Lapeer, Mich., 
and 1.8. Berry, of Pralrlevltle, III., were chosen from the Inde- 
pendents or 'SS. and Messrs. J. T. Wlnsblp, Zeta PsI, oC Wasblag- 
lon, D. C., and C. T. WIlklDi, Delta Kappa Epslion, of Detroit, 
from the soclelles. 

Several or tbe young ladlea In the High School have formed a 
cooking olub, and as soon na tbey become a little more prollclent 
In tbeir art they propose to Invite their friends to test their rklll. 
The Chbohici-b baa received Its lavltalloo, and our reporter baa 
already made our mouths water by his mention of the beautiful 
cakes and piss of their make that be has already sampled. Suc- 
cess U> yon. girls. 

The Athletic Association have made arrangements to hold a 
" Field Day " In tbe opera house Bbont March Itlth. Buch conteste 
as can be had In a, bouse will be performed on tbal occasion. A 
new departure will be made In tbe matter of prises. No man who 
wins a prise there will have to win It a aeoond time. This will 
give Ibelawsaiair chance, which tbey would not have In case the 
prize had to be won a second time. 

Professor Stowel I now wears a smiling eouatennnce, because 
he has Just received a one-flftletb objective ordered for the Uni- 
versity nearly two years ago. Tbe glass was made by Mr. Spencer, 
of Geneva. N. Y., who Is recognised as the best objective maker 
tn the world. Mr. Spencer Infonns us, Ihrougb Dr. Stowell, that 
' there are but three or four of these oblectlves In this oountry.and 
searceiy one of tbem Is up to tbe required standard. Professor H. 
L. Smith, of Hubert College, one of the best mlcroscoplsla In 
America, says In a letter lo Dr. Stowell. that he examined the 
glass before It left Mr. Spencer's bands, atid declares 11 lo be the 
best objective he has ever eeen, and believes It tu be tbe best Id 
the world. In answer to our Inquiries wa learn thai this glass Is 
believed to be the only oue In the world posaeued by an educa- 
tional Inatltutlon; that the University owns more mlcrosoiipea 
than any other sebiral, and that it la the only Institution having 
a mlcroecoplcat Journal conducted by lla leacbers. Let micros- 
copy In the University oontlnne lo grow. 



Theodore Tllton at the open taonss Feb. IS. 

Prof, de Pont has Just recovered from a two weeks' sickness. 

Wagner & Taylor have procured the agency ft>r the Premier 
Uoycles. 

The celebrated Hyers Sisters Combination will be at the opera 
house March 6th. 

Mr. Arbucklelslbe leader of the choir In the " 'bhemaele," 
Tal mage's church In Mew York oily. 

A senior speaks of the last rain as "Quite a transcendental 
aqueous precipitation of moist atmospheric globules." Hemust 
have boeo studying functions lately ) 

With Miss Ll»le Arbuckle for soprano. Hiss Annie Beere for 
contralto, and Hr.M. Arbuckle for come list, the concert of Feb- 
ruary ITtb will surely be a suooess. Tbe press speaks very highly 
of all three. 

A new sign has been plsced over the door of the Mloroaooploal 
Laboratory, In the main hall, telling people that It Is the Botan- 
ical Laboratory. We always supposed tbe Botanical Laboratory 
was the room adjoining the Herbarium In tbe north wing. 

We have had tbe pleasure this week or meeting Mr. L.F. Tarl- 
ton.of Lexington. Ky., who baa been vislling tyiendi and class- 
mates In the city. He was graduated with the class of 'W; but 
what laof special lulerest to us la that be, with two others— B. J. 
Clay and Chaa. Quarlea— founded Thk Chbonicle Id the spring of 
'67. It was at first starled as a private enterprise, and at tbe clone 
of tbe year an eaaoclatlon w^ rnrnied and the enterprise turned 
over to 11. The paper was In folio form, and tbe editors took tnrna 
In writing It up. Mr. Tarlton has relurned to his home. 

Periodicals received In tbe Oeneral Library, I8S3 : Academy of 
Natural Sciences (Phlla.), Journal and Proceedings, American 
Architect, American Chemical Journal, American Church Re- 
view, American Journal of Pharmacy, American Journal of Bcl- 
euce and Art, American Machinist, American HIcrosooploal JiHir- 
nal. Analyst, Anglla, Annals and Magazine of Natural History, 
An nales des Sciences Matarellss, ArchKOloglsche Zeltang, Archl- 
led, Alheneeum. Blbllographla de la France, BIbllotbeoa Sacra, 
Blackwood's Magailne, Boston Society of Natural Hlatory : Mem- 
oirs and Proceedings, Botanlscha Zeltung, British Quarterly Re- 
view, Builder. Building Mews, Bulletin des Sciences Matbemat- 
Iquea, Canada School Journal. Chemical News, Commercial and 
nclal Chronicle, Compies Rendus, Conlemponry Review, 
C Dial, Edinburgh Review, ICducallon, Educallonal Times, 
Engineering. Engineering and Ml nl ng Journal, Engineering News. 
Fortnightly Review, Hebrew Review, International Re view, Jabr- 
buch der Phllologla. Jiibrbuch der National Oekouomie, Jab resbe- 
rlcht fiber . . . Alterthnmswlesenschaft, Journal of the Antbropo- 
loglOHi iQStllule, Journal of tbe Chemical Society, Journal of tbe 
FranktlD Institute, Journai of Forestry, Journal of tbe QaekeU 
Microscopical Club, Journal of the Royal MIeroacoploal Society, 
Journal of Social Science. Library Journal, Llterarlsohea Central- 
blatt. Literary World. I.,ondon Quarterly Itevlew. London Weekly 
Times, La Lumlere Electrlque, LInnean Society: Journal and 
Transactions. Manuel <J jninle de I'Inatructlon. Melanges Maths- 
.tlques at Aatronomlque*, Methodist Quarterly, Microeoopa, 
Dd, Mining Journal, Musical Record, New Englander, Nine- 
nth Century, North American Review, OlDclal Oaiette (Patent 
Ice), Petermann's Mlthellungen, Pbarmaeeutloal Journal, Phl- 
lonophlcal MaKailne. Present Akc (educallonal], Princeton Re- 
view, Publisher's Weekly, Quarterly Journal of the Qeok«loal 
Society, Quarterly Journal of Mathematics, Quarterly Joamal of 
Microscopical Science. Revue des Eaux et dea Forels, Revue dea 
Deux Hondes, Revue HlslorlQUe, Revue Politique et Litteraire, 
Rbelnlaclies Mnseum ffir Pbllologle. Sanitary Record, Saturday 
Review, Seances et Travaui de 1' Academic, Transactions of the 
American Society of Civil Engineers, Unllarlan Review, Van 
Nostrand'i Engineering Magazine, VIerteljHhrscbrlft Ifir Volka- 
wlribschaft, Westminster Review, Zeltscbrlft Hlr Analytlsehe 
Chemle, Zeltaehrift fir das Qymnaalal Weseu, Zeltscbrlft fBr 
Slaau w Issenscb aft. 



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COLLBOB ITEMS. 

Stuiienti are cloaely occupied wltb srml-BnuiiBleiftmlnBtlnnB. 
Tlieln(]efatlg:aL>leOreek FJey U «11U n prominent topic, cx-Pro- 
teaaoT Riddle acting (KdliiuH, vltU profeMlonal support. Tlie 
troupe will make quite a lour, u tne preaenlatloD has required 
nuuBual outliiy. Mr. Riddle receive! ITS') per week. It li *ald. 

The Herald Is reBponidble R>r tbli : 

" We have turned the tables on antiquity. CEdlpu* becomes 
fiimousroraotvliiK a riddle; and now Riddle retatlatea by Inlor- 
pretlDg CEdlpus." 

The overseen at Harvard have, by a vote of II Co R, decided lo 
accept a fund. Ibe Income or wlilch sball be devoted to the medi- 



cal c 



iOOfW 



By action of Ibe Academic Council, one year of aueh work as 
theoouncllsliullnpprove. Id the Harvard Law School, will give a 
graduate of Harvard, or any other college of equal sUindlUK, Uie 
degree of A. M. 8uch year^ work, however, will not oouut toward 
the degree of I. Ij. B.— fi^bo. 

We uodersUnd Ihat largely tbrougb the elTorU of Profesaor 
Tbeyar.of the Law School, an endowment [NO.OW] forannhpro- 
ftsAorshlp, which Is so much Deeded, has been obtained for Ibat 
tnstllntton. The names of the donors, as was said In yesterday's 
Ectio, are not yet known ; but the occupant of the chair will un- 
doubtedly be Mr. O. W. Holmes, Jr, We trust tbal tbis piece of 
good fortune, tngelher with the new building, are only the begln- 
DlDg of Bcooraeof proeperlty which li to fall Loihe lot of the Law 
School.— Echo. 

Tbe Olee Club cleared over fSW on their weetem tour. 

The challenge to meet Harvard In track coiiteits has been de- 
clined, eOer much alacusalou. ItlslboughtbeatforVale to eon- 
flne attention lo the sports that are now practiced. 

Tbe new board of t.u editors baa been elected by the Junior 
class, and all seem pleased with the resull. 

The many complaint* of the New Haven and college bells 
should make every one who reads the Ibl lowing admire tbe polite- 
ness or Yale men : 

" Mr. Battetl. who built the chapel, hai offered to contribute a 
cblme of bells to lake tbe place of the bell which Is now In tbe 
tower or the chapel, and which Is not considered heavy enoutb. 
It Is probable that the new chimes will be In working order be- 
fore next Jnue."— News. 



It Amherst alumni are 



The SlDdent complala* tbat U' 
gible to her proleeanrsblp*. 

The same paper deprecates tl 
M, Instead of In regular o 

Can such evils exist, I1 



Is last quarter of the nineteenth o 



The present eicltemebt Is the prosecution In the oourta of a 
soore of students for destruction of city property durlnga tear. It 
Is reported tbat President MoCusb will berealler keep bis boys in 



Colombia. 
ThesludenU are taking Ibrewell of their old buildings. Tbe 
present structures are lo be replaced by others of brick and slone 
as soon as practicable. The Spectator regrela the location, think- 
ing a more rural site preferable. 



The Review ror January oontalns an oulllneor tbe lectures 
Dr. H. C. Adamn has now begun to deliver In Ilbaea. The course 
Is the one be bas Just completed here be(i>re tbe class In Advanced 

The Cornell papers contain very flivorable notice* of the course 
Proressor C. K. Adams has now completed. The following Isrrom 
the Review's comments ; 

"Que of Ibe most Interesting reaturea of this term's work are 
the lectures by Pror^sor Adams, or MIchlgBu University, on the 
English Oovernment. The bllure of Dr. Freeman to Interest bis 
auditors ha* had a rather depressing elTecl upon the slse of the 
audiences which have greeted his successor, but we are glad to 
notice that Proreasor Adams gains In popularity, and that bis 
audiences have shown a perceptible Incrcane rrom tbeOrst." 

Proressor Adams' students here who have noticed a point In 
his Hrgament, where his enthusiasm for tbeeinclency of the Eng- 
lish Oovernment gets the better of bis deferencs for the science of 
political economy, have assumed that their respected proressor 
did not actually expect them lo be convinced by bis suggestion. 
But the college that did not hesitate to pronounce '■ Dr. Free- 
man's lectures a Aillure" p rod nceg a serious refutation of tbe doc- 
trine said to be taught by Proressor Adams, which Is really de- 
llgbtrul. It Is somewhat abridged here. 
"To the BJilori of Ihe Sun : 

"task a few lines' space to answer an argument presented a 
rew days ago before a body of students, and wtaloh I fear to be of 
evil consequences. If left to settle without further thought. 

"The argument was that It Is a great benelll to a country to 
have an aristocracy possessed of Immense wealth, and who spend 
their Ibrlunes In pomp and luxury, thus by their eitravaganoe 
making work Ibr a large number of the people who would else be 
obliged to be Idle. 

"To show what appears to me to be the fallacy In this very 
plausible argument, I will present a hypothetical case; Suppose 
tbat In any community the present ecu ihetlc ciaie should become 
universal and all-absorbing, so tbat the Ihrmer would spend all 
bis time In decorallng his Fence posts with cedar sprigs and fresh 
lilies. The merchant and worklug man or the towns would spend 
Ibelr whole energy In restoonlng the houses and carpeting the 
streets w I th roses. Tbe result would, of course, be that In the 
mldstof their »8thel1a exertions— agriculture, manufactures and 
commerce being atn staud-stlll— they would all starve lo death as 
soon as their surplus from before the time when they became 
aAlcted with tbe testhetic mania, was exhausted. 

"But now. Instead of this, suppose that the community sent a 
few men Into the Held lo provide rur tbe material necessities at 
the whole, while all the rest continued to devote themselves to 
tbelr favorite oooupallon of oon verting the country Into an eea- 
thellc paradise. The result In this cose Is also plain. The Qeld 
bands would have lo work much barder and longer now to snp- 
porl the whole community, on account of tbelr small uumber, 
than before tbe Esthetic oraae. 

" Bnt lo meet the case directly, I Ihink I can show In another 
way that the working people are more benellled If the Income of 
the rich Is not spent In useless ostentation. I^t this extravagance 
or the aristocracy cease. It appears at first glance that the result 
would be a glut or the labor market by tbe dismissal or all those 
who were employed In admlulsterlng to all that luxury. But this 
In reality will not be the case. In estimating a social result we 
must not reason from one factor merely ; we must take all l&ctor* 
In lla composition Into consideration. Certainly those so em- 



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plof ei Hill be dlseburged and will tend to orow J Ihe labor marhei 
ouil to cheapen labor. But there Is a coaiiteractlng force. The 
mone; whlcb employed them will alio be net Itea. It trtlt gluttbe 
money murket and lower tbe nite of Interest, and ttius will Ught- 



. It in 



Ing n d 



day or a dime a day. so lonj( ns the iiurch 
InKHlsaulDulent loglve lilm the coinrurts of civlllied life, 

" I do Dot mean to deny that It Is a good Ihlni to have rich 
men In the country who will ipend Iheir Incomes In beautl lying 
tbe world by a liberal pairona«e of pageaiitry and the floe aria. 
All I claim Is, that It Is a fully and a crime to Indulge or permit 
tbe Indulgence In such luxuries, so long as tbe pnrcliaiing power 
Of the working luan'K earnings leaves lilm nothing higher tbaii a 
life of despalrljig drudgery, and often of bitter wanL" 



CLIPPINGS. 



Blumarck Is the Mark Twain of Oermany. 

May not a turkey be said ts beaghoet when lie's agnhbllngT 

A wicked freshman who smokea cigarettes. clalniB the more 
men fume the less ibey ft-et.— Hownnl Herald. 

It Is a VnSBur girl wliu keeps an uutogruph album eiclnelvely 
lor male signatures, and calls It her " him'' book.— Ex. 

A cat wben pursued by a ferooluusdog may not be feeling quite 
as well as usual, but nevertheless, she presents a fUr-stralgbt ap- 

"IdoQ'tllketbalcat. It's got splinters In lu feetl" was Uie 
excuse of n four, yen r-u Id for throwing the kitten away. "Noll 
hasnV' said the all. year-old. " It Just kicked you wltbluclaws 

"Never leave what you undertake until you can reacli your 
arma around It and cllucli your hands on tbe olber side," says a 
recently pabllf^hed book. Most excellent advice, but what II she 
■creams T-Unlverslty Fres'. 

At tbe University of California, In the mathemnllcal class, each 
student U allowed to assign his own lesson; tbe only requlre- 

tlon. and be ready for an examination at a certain llme.-El. 

A Wellesley College girl heard her father criticised severely 
across a dinner- table. The critic paused a mluute to say, ' I hope 
be Is no relative ol yours, MIssT" Quick ns thougbtHhe replied, 
with the utmost nonchalance, "Only a connection of my mother's 
by marriage."— Varsity. 

At a meeting ol women college graduates, held at Chaancy 
Ball, on Saturday, an assoclullon of college alumnte was formed. 
About seventy were present, eraduatea of Oberl In College, Wiscon- 
sin University. Michigan University, Vussar College, Cornell Uni- 
versity, Boston University. Smith College, and Wei I ealey College. 
-Harvard Herald. 

A. tom-cat slu upon tbe garden fence, 

And warbles wildly tolls mete.— 

" Oh I when tbe world has gone to l>ed, 

But wbllst that cat did sit and sing, 

Up springs a boarder mad with hate, 
Who shoots that cat tonddle-itrlngs; 



Heal 



u-tll-a 



-Tech. 



The yarn about the beheading of a returned Chinese student i 
Hoog Kong, for the crime of losing his head over a New Have 
girl. Is denied. It aeema that the Chinese Qoverment was mlali 
formed, It bavlng been slated that the girl was from Boston, woi 
eye-glasseii, and doted on Tyndall and Huxley. When the trni 
oom muted tu life. -Tribune. 



In Hood of Blue, 

In hood ol blue's son. warm embrace, 

(Just edged with frills or dainty Iitce, 
That coyly klsij her blooming cheek. 
Where dimples play at hide and seek,) 
1 see a maiden's winsome face. 



Ahl 1 



I but tt 



Upon tbe outstretched canvas' space 
That classic profile, purest Greek 

In hoodofbtael 

Alas, I've not ; but. from my place 
Bealde her, when In rapid jiace 
We fly o'er snowy hltlaldea bleak, 
I gaze In eyes that almost speak. 
And feel Fm drawn,— towards cbarmlng Orace, 
lu hood of blue I 

There is one town In Connecticut that bai no fear of the meas- 
les. It's Haddam. -Col leg lute. 

Why Is every Boston boy sure to make a noise in the world T 
Because he la a Utile hubbub in himself. Occident. 

Ah exchange says; " All pretty girls are hard-hearted." Why 

Professor; - Mr. X.. can you tell me why the days are longer 
lummerand shorter in winter?" Mr. X. (with aUorlty) : "Yes, 
; It's because heatexpands and cold oontraols."- Tech. 



Elf t 



MatUe. 



Dear Maltle,— I'm home rn>m tbe 


"Crawford" 




me:: 


Why, no leas than three men hav 


otTered— 


Well, no matter, I'll tell fou i 


lit lime. 


But the reason I aend you thla no 


te.dear. 


Is to give you tbe news about 


Nell, 


And tbe deaperately airta lions m 


onaleor 



■■fieur 



If bellt." 



He really was very devoted. 

She encouraged him thocktngly too. 
They flirted, they "rocked," and they boated. 

[This Is strictly, of course. " eiilre >u>iu."J 
Be told of the bwcIIb, high and mighty, 

"Ton" dlnnera. recepilona. and balla. 
And the fo].dl-derol of society,- 

[Which Auntie " vain hollowness" calls.] ; 

" Famllee" was the cbevsller's hobby ; 

And Nelly, as usual, a goose. 
Thought he really must be some one nobby. 

So she played with hia heart Oisl and loose. 
But Tommy came down from the city, 

He's my coualn, well known about town 
[And really 'twas rather a pity. 

That Nell ahould be so taken down). 

But tbe iDEtant he spied her devoted 

He whispered, with heartless a ess mean, 
" Why that, Nelly dear, la the noted 
Delmonlco'scAy-de-cuWn«." 

Give my dear love to Emily Bandall, 
But keep n great deal for yourself. 

And, hoping you won't think this scandal, 

tour alltetlonate. 



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SlniRon. irho by mtaMke ot the ern 
e Rir tbe necnnd gnllery Inntcnd of tl 
rn» much t<l9lrecseil at tiavlng to clii 



tZl.OOO has 



L aabacrlbed topenMon retlrtn[ Harvard profes- 



A t>o«m or one hundred llnei la required of ea«)i senior before 
CnmmenceDient at Trinity. 

An eraluent Oerinan pnileaaor declined a poelllon Id ihia 
country, though the iwlary w&a double thai he recelveil at home, 
bemuse there would be uo pension ror bim Jn cueeof lallrmlty.or 



furl 



Illy, al 



Frofeuor DeVolaeu Wood, ofBWvene Institute sayn. In a letter 
toTHECiiDOHiCLB: "Our InsllluM Is loo fIfliirisbliiB. but aa the 
applicants all pass the examlnnllon>, they csnnot veil be turned 
kway. The tuition and the requlremenln Tor graduallun have 
both been raised, and we may be able In tUe Allure li> keep the 
nnniben duwn to the mnilmum originally Intended. It Is grati- 
fying to know our Institute Is atTordlng a poat-sraduate course to 
alumni of Yale. Brown. Cornell. Princeton, and University of 
Virginia." 

Two of the fbrmer Japanese studunts of Prof.Hax Mflller have 
recently niadeH valnabte discovery of«Hiiscr1linnnu>.crlpta In Ja- 
pan, conslsling of the teit or a pan of the Sacred Canon of the 
BuddhUla. wbleh before bad only been known to exist In Mongo- 
lian Ira nnlatloni. This linuttbe Hmt time thai linporlantSans- 
crll texts have been found and rescued In China or Japan. 

"A pout and a parting of lips as they touch— 
Thal'saklsalnlheabstrHal. It does n't seem much; 
But where li the language can rightly express IIT 
What letter* can aound It (o help you to guess It? 
What simile Bungest. or what fancy reveal 
Tbe mysterious bliss It can cause you to feel t 
Here nature assuredly won n diploma 
Por fragrance or flavor and perfect aroma. 
A kisa Is eleclr lea], —comes with a lUrt 
That tingle* a delicate shock Co the heart. 
And sete the eyes twinkling with raptuous delight. 
Like stars In the sky of a clear, frosly night. 
When 't la over, the ecstacy clings to you yst; 
'T Is a Joy to remember and never forget. 
All pleasure condenied In an Instant of bllsi 
Can but partly describe what 's contained In a klaa," 
-Herald. 

A chapter of the new " Memorial History of Boston Chap- 
ter V.— Boston was vaguely known to tbe O reeks. It Is the real 
site of tbe r^bled Atlantis. Hoses would have got to Boston had 
not the Israelites been so stupid and ohsllnate. King Holomon 
always had an aspiration to get to Boslon, Plato died longing to 

ion with Ihe Coucordlans. Galileo Involuntarily turned the fli 
teleacope toward Boston. The Egyptians built the pyramids hop- 
IQK to see Boston from llielr summits. Diogenes was rolling tals 
tub toward Boston when death overlook blm."— Ex. 

"See that man In Brass bntlona. He Is ."ol a General. He I* a 
PolloemaQ. What bas He got In His hand T It IsaClub. 
Heavy T Say Oood Evening lo Him and He will let Yon hnc 
Weight. ThePollceman UnMan ofwrath. Children, " Flee ftvm 
The Wmtb to Come." Cave (»nem et the Policeman. 

Is not This a Pleawnt looking Man T What a Sweet Smile 
Haa! How ■oflty he speaks. He Is a Subscription Man, Mil 
Children. Hun away or He will Take your Money with a sml 
and cut yon Dead the Next time He sees You. BulUedoesi 
Mean Anything. It la only his Way. But ll'saFrello poor Way, 
little children. 



This Is an examination. See how Bad these Boys look ■ Look 
That Boy In the Corner. He will Paas. He has studied hard, 
ehnsnll his Knowledge at Hie PIngerends. See. He puts hla 
nowledge In His Pocket Because the Tutor Is looking. Come 
way Children. 

Do you see Ihe boy and the rock T Oh. yes! I see the boy end 

erock. The hoy has some rye also. Will the boy plant Ihe ryef 

), nol He will Imbibe the ruck nud the rye, but he will make a 

wry Ikce wheu he haa 10 ' plank down the rocks' to pay for the 

rock and rye."- Record. 

N. B.— A Jnr of smelling salta has been placed among the ex- 
changes In Ibe Beading Itiiom for tbe restorallou of any one who 
may be overcome by their super-ee 



Iiocal Hiacellany. 

Joe T. Jacobs, the cloihler. Is oloalng out bis stock of Over- 
■atsalareatly reduced prices. Al the prices he la selling It will 
ly one 10 buy an overcoat fur next winter, If not needed now. 
e also carries an Immense stock of Hosiery. 

BrUDkHTS. buy your second semester boohs at Andrews'. A 
sry bCHvy stuck of aecond.hand books, at special bargalus. 



Wb wish 10 call your atlentlon ti 
Custom Tailoring. Wlnans * StaOt 
Berry. Call and see them. 



man of good habits, flue tasle, and an anial In his profession. 

At University Hall, Feb. 10, IK83, the Arbuckle Concert Com- 
pany. Mr. Arhuckle, Ihe cornet virtuoso, la well known la this 
country. He Is cerlalnly one of the lineal cornet players In the 

" Miss Lliile E. Arbuckle Is a pretty, self-possessed young 
lady, wllba well'tralned soprano voloe of great power. She sang 
very sweetly 'Mia PIcelrella.' by Oumez, and for an encore ren- 
dered a taking popular ballad. In tbe latter part of the p: 
she sang the 'Lost Chord,' by Sullivan, In a thorougiily a 
ner."— Providence Press. 

MlKSBeere, Mr. Summers, and Mr. Seaman are all a 
acknowledged preeuilneuce. 



Mr. 
country affords. Jusl whs 



e few tl 



Mr. WIHAH9 has always been one of the most liberal palrons 
if Tub CHROSict.E. And In view of the ftact. nnd that he has 
Jwaysendeavored lo inrn out flnit-olass work only, we would 
idvlseall professors and students to return Ibe cumpUment lo 
VI nana A Slaltord. 



Pbof. W.W.Bbmah. No. 1 
at low rates for all promlne 



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LITERARY MOTES. 

AmoDg tbe many remlnden or the reoent Yorlctown centen- 
Dlalli the very ooiDlcal and wllty account of "Our French Vlelt- 
org." by W. R. Tb«yor, with apt lIlQitratlom by C. A. Coondge. 
ThlB little pamphlet glvag b very tiumomua description of the 
dincalllM uoder wblah our French vUlUira labored while In 
.' rAmerlque." Thanontrlbullona (T) ftom nor beat known poeta 
appropriately eoDoludethla little work. Moeea King, publisher, 
. 0&Dibrl(l|e, Man. Price, »> oenU. 

Id accordance with the ot^Jecl the Society (br PollUoal Educa- 
tion haa proposed for Itaeir, It liaa IsHued, as Number FonroriU 
aerletof Eeonnnifc Tracts, a pamphlet of some M pages upon the 
Uaury Lawa. Within these bounds the 8(>clety bna succeeded Id 
patting In all that can be said fbr or s^nlnst Ibese laws. As treat- 
ises on usury are not by any means access Ibl a l« the general pnb- 
Uc, this iraot will be especially useful tii supplying a much needed 
want In thia respect. It contains the opinions of Jeremy Bent- 
bam and Calvin upon usury, with a review of the eilsllng situa- 
tion and reoent experience of the United Slates, by Rlchnrd H. 
Dana, Jr., LMvId A. Wells, and others. We again wish to ooni- 
niend the objects or this society, and trust that our readers will 
give them more than a poMlng notice. 

" A Handbook of Punctuation," by M. T. Blgelow. has been 
sent oa by Messrs. Lee &. Shepard, of Boston. The work give* 
•ome practical roles In regard U> puootuallon, but at the pame 
time recognises the principle that punctuation Is as much a mat- 
ter of taste and Judgment as of flied rule. Mr. Blgelow would 
leave much to the author, and would only urge that absolute and 
positive rules be carried out. Besldee punctuation, (he book con- 
tains some good hints In regard In capitals, syllabication, and or- 
thography. He devotes some little time to that Important branch 
of the printing business, composition. He deBnes and explains 
the technical terms, sites of types, etc. As a handbook 11 la In 
every way suited to its purpose, and Is a book that every printer, 
authorand teacher should read. For aaleby 8. C. Audrews. Price 

Of late quite a number of books have appeared, wblcb will 
give USB clearer InslKht Into the history of the latter part of last 
oentnry and tha beginning or the ptesent. Among these we may 
mention the " Memoirs of Madame de R^musal," " Prince Met- 
ternlch," and " Count Miot de Melllo.'* All of these works have 
nearly the same object, vis., that of throwing new light upon 
these eventful times. We are aft aware that unperson can give us 
a better Idea of a period In the world's history than that Individ- 
ual who has participated In thestlrrlng scenes which he describee. 
Of course, he will not look ataquestlon with the same freedom 
from prejudice asa later historian, still the very fkct that be was 
a part of those soenes about which he writes, gives to him special 
prominence. Buch Is the general characteristic of all the books 
mentioned. Of these, the memolrsof CkiuntMlotareby no means 
the least Important. The Count was a diplomat of some reputa- 
tion, who served France with zeal and distinction. He gives us 
all through his work vivid sketches of his own limes. Of course 
hla opinions on ninny snt^ects are fkr from being Impartial, but 
still they are given with such candor and earnest nesa that we can 
not fall to respect Ihem. The author's account of the afltalrs In 
Spain In IfinS-lZ discloses many Imporlanl fHcIs In regard to the 
Peolnsular War. The sketches of the prominent men of bis lime 
are quite Interesting, Bobeaplerre, Napoleon. Louis XVIII, and 
Soult, are excellently depicted. The memoirs of the Count have ; 
been carefully edited and Indexed by his son-in-law. Qeneral : 
Fleishman. The translation by Mrs. Ui)ey and Mr Llllle Is good. 
Charles Borlbner'a Bons, publishers. New York. Sbeebaa & Co„ 
Ann Arbor. Price, «.«). I 



Au exdcllent sel of pieces of music are those that Oliver DItson 
A Co., of Boston, send ua. First appears the excellent portrait of 
Falll. ornameotlug "Pattl Polka" ItO cts.X by Blal. Next la the 
"Ideal March" OOcts.), by Lane, and " Maude Qalop " {%cls.), by 
C,F,B., both nued with gaud music. We have also oneofthe 
numbers of the "Little Bouquet" set (each Kcts.), by Mvjor, a 
capIUI piano and violin piece from Winner's "Social Pastime," 
oneof threefanUisleson England, Ireland, and Scotland |«1 cts.), 
by Prldham. and one ofe set of six classic little fkntaale. pieces, by 
Zeckmer. There is also the sweet "Milkmaid" Song (tUclx.] as 
sung by Mdme d?Angells, " My Fisher Lad " [g5cts.|, by Raw- 
Btorne, a touching soog and chorns. "Please. Papa, Can't I Qo 
wIlhYou" (SO cts.), by Danka. and one of Will Hays' suoceaaea, 
" Leaving Btella a Little While to Walt " (SO cts.). 

Messrs. D. Appleton A Co. have sent us another one of their 
little volumes on the home. " Home Amasements " is written In 
a very enlarlalnlng style, and Is of Its kind quite an eiceptlon- 
ablebook. It does not go Into the deulls descrlblug minutely the 
various sorts of arausemenu, but rather gives us a general Idea nf 
what character they should be. Each subject Is treated In accord- 
ance with its Impurlance, and yet we can scarcely say that any 
amusement Is overlooked. Private theatricals, gardenlug. the 
decorative arts, plcnloa.and dancing, are all given their proper 
place In the work. In considering the latter amusement, the 
author gives a brier but clear account of the "Oermau," a dunce 
much talked of, but about which comparatively little Is known. 
If we were to make any crltlciMn at all upon this book. It would 
be. that In describing many amusements the writer would neoes- 
sarlly limit them (oa higher and wealthier class of persons than 
are geoerally to be found. This we think especially noticeable In 
the chapters upon theatricals and garden parties. Still, raoatof 
the amusements could be so carried out as to fall within the 
means of even the poorest person. For sale by John Moore. Price 
80 cents. 

"Half Hoars with Greek and Latin Aulhors," by O, H. Jeo- 
nlnga and W. 8. Johnstone, authors of " A Booh of Parllamenlair 
Anecdote." D. Appleton A. Co.. New York.— After a aludent haa 
required a certain degreeor facility In translating the ancient 
languages, the study of the classics becomes wonderfully fascin- 
ating and attraotlve. But the course of tralnlngln this direction 
Is neceasarlly so meagre In our universities and colleges that stu- 
denls leave the subject with regret and a painfull sense of iDOom- 
pleteness. Of course, a Ibw of the most promloeut aulhors are 
translated in the class-room ; but the great body of classic lllera- 

ual. ThIa latter course Is ooe of the dryest and least proOtable In 
college. The authors are classlQed and re-classKled ; the dal«s of 
birth and death are conned; and everythlngaboul them Is learned 
except that which Is m<Ht desired, namely, their works, the style 
of their writings, etc. The book under review can hardly be called 
a manual or classic literature. At least It Is a text-book upon a. 
new plan. It Is not merely aboxU Oreek and I^lln aulhors, but aa 
Its title Inilloates. the half-hours are tsllA them. Heleotlons have 
been made from the beat English translations of the chief Oreek 
and Roman writers. To each selection Is preflxed a short bio- 
graphical or critical sketch of the author Illustrated. Success and 
popularity appear to us csrtalu to this book, for several reasons. 
In the Drsl place, the selections are characteristic of the authors 
Illustrated. Again, the translations are of the highest character, 
the best that the English language has produced. The work baa 
a pleasing variety In It, that makes It charming for general read- 
ers. No better plan for a Manual of Classic Literature could be 
conceived, and do finer body of select literature could be pDb- 
Uahed. Equally lor the scholar and general reader we consider 
this book a success: and from Lhe pleasure funnd Inour peruaalof 
It we can contldenlly recommend the work. For sale by John 
Moore. Price, C2.1U. 



TH 



LE. 



UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 18, 1832. 



Atuid the prepnratioiis that are being niaJe to receive 
our honored Preeidenl upon Ills return to hix collegiate 
dutieB, we think there should be some expreasliiD of tlie 
appreciation and regard of tlie students for him who Lhh 
been temporarily at the head of the liiatitulloii. Acting- 
President Frieze may well congratulate himself upon 
tlie unprecedented protiperitv, and the general, good 
order and good feeling that have characterized his eigh- 
t«en months of authority. We say that the prosperity 
has been unprecedented. The attendance during this 
year and last has never been equaled In any previous 
years of our hi-tory, and It has entitled the University 
of Michigan to rank as firat of the colleges of America In 
number of students. Progress has also been manifested 
In the numerous Improvements and additions that have 
been made. An apiiropriation for a library building whs 
secured last winter, and already the foundations of the 
structure are laid. A Mechanical Laboratory and addi- 
tional hospital wards have been begun and completed, 
adding greatly to the efficiency of tbosedepartments. 
The school of political science, from which so much good 
is anticipated, thisyearopened its doors for the first time. 
If its success aud influence shall be as great as we fer- 
vently hope and expect, our Acting- President maybe 
proud that during hie control it was given life. The 
additions and changes in the faculty during President 
Angell's absence are too numerous to mention In detail. 
It Is to be sincerely regretted that we lost Prof. Tyfer, 
butweliave great cause for congratulation that Pref. 
Morrislsoncemore in our midst. These eighteen months 
have been characterized by unprecedented good order 
and good feeling. There hiive been none of tliose un- 
seemly altercations that iu former years brought disgrace 
upon the iustltutloo and hard feeling among the stu- 



dents. Cordiality has characterized all the relations be- 
tween professors and students. We can well imagine 
that Dr. Frieze is glad to be tvllevedfrom the burdens of 
his temporary position. It has been one filled with 
onerous and responsible duties, and in which nothing 
but the readiest tact and most unvarying good Judgment 
have brought succesB. The mere outward prosperity of 
the University during thiit period we do not think meas- 
ures the real merit of Dr. Frieze's services. He has won 
the favor and good willof the students by his unvarying 
courtetty and genuine worth as a man. He lias always 
been easy to approach, has never been chary of words of 
encouragement when needed, and kindly favors have 
never been refused when it was in his power to grant. 
Dr. Frieze will always be remembered with klndlj' feel- 
ings by those who have been under him, and we know 
there is not a dissenting voice amid the praises so Justly 
earned by our Acting-President. 

It is some time since the sophomore class announced 
their intention of giving a Latin play, and since that 
time the work of preparing it has steadily gone on, so 
that now It is safe to predict that It will take place. It 
is not merely a school boy notion, but one that receives 
tbebearty support of the Faculty, and especially of Pro- 
fessor Qailey who has taken the matter in hand. The 
enthusiasm, with which this idea has been taken up, has 
roused the Professors of other departments to attempt 
work of a similar nature, and already rumors are beard 
of French and Greek plays that are to be given in the 
near future. This plan of giving plays in the ancient 
and also in the modern languages certainly has many 
things to commend it, and but few or none against it. 
It Is not our intention to enter into a discussion of these, 
points, but only to call the attention of students to this 
subject, one that has already received the attention of 
Eastern colleges and at many led to the custom of giv- 
ing Qreek and Latin plays. The benefit that those wlio 
take part in such a play will derive, will be far greater 
tlian they would obtain by double as much reading. The 
careful critical study necessary in order to present a play, 
will give them an insight into ^he chief ciiaraoteriBtias 



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of th« language which but f«w wU) obtain from any 
course Id college. The audience also will gain the ad- 
vantage of seelDg ancient plays and remembering by a 
portrait what we now do by a meretaak of memory. If 
tbe Profesaota, by their support, furnish a foundation for 
these plays there is no reason why they should not be- 
come a regular occurrence at our University and thus 
add one more to the many attractions at present otfered 
hy our Faculty. 

A scaodalous article published in the Daily News of 
the 14th instant, has caused quite a wide-spread iudlg- 
natlon on the part of the students. This righteous in- 
dignation culminated In the calling of a meeting of the 
atudents at tbe law lecture room, for Wednesday, the 
15th instant, at 2 p. h. At this hour about five hundred 
students assembled, and the meeting was Anally organ- 
ized by placing Mr. Niblack in the chair, and making 
Mr. Dorland secretary. There was considerable trouble 
and diSBculty experienced in keeping the meeting in 
order, owing to the high pitch of indignation to which 
the students had been wrought, and this excitement led 
to the passing of one or two motions, wlitch we fear at 
some near-day we wilt have occasion to regret. But on 
the whole the proceedings of the meeting were charac- 
terized by tbe gentlemanly spirit which prevailed. At 
this meeting the following resolutions were passed : 

Retolved, Thai we da not patronize Buy person who advertlnes 
hlB bnaines* la the Dally NewB, and that we dlscontlnuetopur- 
ohBia the pftper. 

Renliiea, TliBt the Chair appoint ■ committee of three to com- 
niaolcste with allnhoadTerllwIn the Dally News, and to notify 
tfaem that anleiu their advertlsraenlii be withdrawn from that 
paper within one week, we cenHe to pnlronlie them. 

Baolitd, That a oomnilltee of one from each department of the 
Unlremlly he appointed to see that the names of those who wllb- 
draw tbeir advertlsemenls from the News, and alBOUf LbOBe who 
do nut do BO, appear on the hullPtln boHrdsof tbe respective de- 
partments. 

There was also a resolution passed condemning Mr. 
Hill's actions at the Opera House, but as we think these 
were hasty and unjust we refrain from publishing them. 
Surely for the students to pass such a resolution on ex 
parte statements Is as unjust as the article which they 
met to refute. A second meeting was held on the 16th 
instant, at which the following resotutlonH were adopted: 

Whiheab, The Ann Arbor Dally News In Ita Issue of the Mth 
Inititnt makes certain chsities agolnst tbe students, which If true, 
would not only be a disgrace to tbe Institution witbin whose hon- 
ored walls we seek toT knowledge, but wonid also brand us with 
well-earned infamy 1 and 

Whereas, Not we alone are Interested In the Irulh or Ihlslty 
of these cbsrges. but also the homes which we bave left, and the 
people of the slate of Mlchisan, tbe Dilrfame of whose ITnlver- 
slly Is attacked 1 therefore. 

Jfeiolved.That we, the students of the University of Michigan, 
pledge our honor to the following declarations; 

First. That the scandalous charges, one and all, are without 
even the foundation of Ibct. 

Second. That so far from being rude and Insulting to women. 
ne believe that they themselves wilt bear usuul la Bajlug there 



Is no city In the land wh«re ladles are treated with more reepeet, 

and that by the students. 

Third. That we helteve that thestudents were not responsible 
for whatever at dislurbauce occurred at the Open House. In this 



city, o 



I thee< 



Is nuknown— a name, 



Fourth. That "rowdyism" a 
not a practice. 

Fifth. That tbe«e facts are known to every well-informed citi- 
zen of Aon Arbor, the editor of the Dally News not excepted. 
' Sixth. That If any grounds for such charges have existed dur- 
ing: the present season, evea la Isolated aud Individual cases. It Is 
Dotonly without ourapproballon, but also wllbont our knowledge. 

Seventh. That tbe charges cannot be made true by SDbse- 
quenily explaining that they were not meant to apply to many ; 
lalsehood does nut become truth by removing lialf Its falilly. 

Eighth. That wbatever tbe motive of the author may have 
rges are a calurooy, la which every one with a good 



le !■ lute 






Senolitd, That we send to our homes the tidings that they are 
yet undlsgraced; to the people of Mlcblxan, that weare Dot un- 
mlndrul of the privileges which their heneflceneeallbrds us: to 
tbe public, that whatever Ann Arbor may have done to US, honor 
has taught us to act like men. 

Aetofced. That these resolutions be given lo tbe papers (hr 
publlcatloo. with the request that tbey be nut slower (o pobllah 
the good coQcernlng us than lo parade tbe evil. 

A committee was appointed to investigate the 
trouble at the Opera House and ascertain whether or not 
Mr. Hill was responsible for it. This indeed was a step 
In the right direction, and it argued but poorly for the 
students tliat so many were uuwilling to take tdls step, 
or to allow Mr. Hilt to present his side of the question. 
Indeed, at times there was a spirit shown that would 
have been a disgrace to a crowd of infants, let alone col- 
lege students, aud It was well that there were some who 
had sense enough to try to subdue such a display of 
feeling. The steps taken to kill the advertisements Id 
the News should have been considered deliberately he- 
fore being published. Tliat it Is what the News de- 
serves we do not deny, but look back to our experience 
of two years ago and see if there is any guarantee in it, 
that the students will adiiere to such resolutions; but 
now that the resolution Is passed and gone forth to the 
public, we would earnestly beg those, that bave it In 
their power, to carry it out to iu fullest extent, so that 
la the future our actions may bave more force than in 
the past. 

In spite of tbe fact that we have an association called 
the Students' Lecture Association, It has become evident 
that the best lectures offered here this year have not been 
under the ausplcesof tbe Lecture Association, but under 
thoeeofMr. Hlllat theopera house. This certainly does 
not appear to be right. We are well aware that the Lec- 
ture Board defend their action in having so many con- 
certs, by the fact that concerts are better patronized than 
lectures. This may be true and would certainly justify 
them in lutrudiicinga large number of concerts Into their 
conrseof eiitertaiunients; butsurelyin the lectures they 
do olTer us, we have a right to expect first class speakers. 
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were really pleased to see announced. Werefer to Pres- 
ident Angell. It is needless to mention thereasnOH why 
the iiauie of one so well known to us all, should be wel- 
comed on thelUtof leeturers. Ofthe lecturers tbat have 
already appeared, Hon. Geo. R Wendliug was the ouly 
one worth hearing, and yet he watt not such an oratoraa 
Tllton or Talmage. The change ^m Mlln to French 
could not possibly have been one for the better, as a 
poorer lecturer or speaker It has rarely been our misfor- 
tune to hear. We are aware that the Faculty prohibit 
the Board from having such men as Tllton and Iiiger- 
soli, but surely there are men such as Phillips, Storrs, 
and Proctor, to whom no objection can be raised. Ex- 
actly what good the Faculty aecompllsh in prohibiting 
Buch men as the former, from lecturing In University 
Hall we fall to see ; ff It Is nierely to prevent the stu- 
dents from hearing them and their beliefs, the Faculty 
ftll to accomplish their purpose, eiace these men lecture, 
on an average, once in two years at the opera house. 
We are sorry that the Lecture Board labors under this 
disadvantage, but on the other hand It does not seem to 
l>e necessary for them to bring liere so many poor sj)eak- 
ers. This Is a matter which future Boards would do 
well to consider, and before long we hope the Faculty 
will withdraw thetr objections to such men as Ingersoll 
so that the Board will labor under no such disadvanta- 
ges. 

Last evening Armory Hall presented a gay and va- 
rltd appearance to the eyes of the many spectators that 
were led there by the charms of good music, and a throng 
of dancers. The occasion of this was the Society Hop 
given under the auspices of the Junior class. This is 
the third hop given under this maiiagement, and the 
hops certainly do not seem to have suffered troai the 
change. Last night there was an attendance of about 
fifty couple, while the gallery was completely filled; 
Spell's Detroit orchestra furnished the music so that the 
hop eould not have been bettered in that particular. 
Amongst those present we noticed many alumni, and 
also a great numberof strangers. The hall itself has been 
greatly Improved, since last year, by the liberal use of 
paint; the ceilings and walls were finished In dark col- 
ors whlcli gave a changed and bettered appearance to 
the hall. The walls were hung with monograms of the 
different societies glviugtbe hop, most of which were 
very neat aud tasty. Around the ball were placed easy 
arm chairs and sofas, which added not a little to the en- 
joyment of the dancers. The dancing began about ten 
o'clock, and from that time on there was no Interruption 
to the enjoyment of the dancers until supper was an- 
nounced. This was served In Mr. Hangsterfer's usual 
style which would be greatly improved by a little more 
eystem In his mannerof waitingon the guests, Rutthe 
supper was a minor point, and soon all were once more 
gliding over the smooth floor, keeping time with the in- 
spiring strains of the music. The festivities were kept 



up till a late hour, when the guests began slowly to de- 
part to their homes with a feeling that the hop bad been 
a success. The committee have good cause to feel proud 
of the arrangements that were made lu all directloas for 
the comfort of their guests. 

Some time ago as a party of students were returning 
from Hank's they stopped to sereuade a friend, but be- 
fore they were fairly begun, our friend, Mr. Porter, of 
the police, with the rest of that worthy and efficient 
body, appeared on the scene and commanded them to 
move on. Not satlsQed with ordering, they immedi- 
ately proceeded to move them on by the laying on of 
hands In orthodox police style. One of the boys was 
considerably hurt In the scuffie and accordingly brought 
suit for assault and battery against Porter In thejuftice 
court. The trial came off Thursday, resulting in a dis- 
agreement of the Jury. It Is understood that the suit 
will be continued. We sincerely hope that a flue will 
be Imposed upon Mr. Porter sufficient to make him un- 
derstand that the policeman's club and badge do not 
give him plenary authority to insult students at his 
pleasure. Serenading Is not, wo believe, an offense 
against peace and good order, and this is not the llrst 
time that Mr. Porter and his staff have attempted to 
stop it. Riotous behavior on the streets we oondema as 
strongly as any one, and any efilbrtaof the police to sup- 
press it have our sympathy, hut of such behavior there 
is no evidence in this case. We do not believe that the 
respectable citizens of Ann Arbor approve of the eon- 
duct of the police, though from the course of a newspa- 
per here it would seem that they are backed up by a 
certain element. This element it Is, we presume, that 
has kept such men on the force year after year though 
notoriously unfit for the position. If respectable citi- 
zens would bestir themselves sufflaient to get decent 
men upon the police force, there would be less trouble 
upon the streets and in the opera house. There are 
among the students, as in any collection of young men 
equally large, some rowdies ; there are many more that 
love fun and excitement. Such performances as this 
of Porter's and those that caui«ed the trouble at the 
opera house, will unite not only them, but all students 
that have any self-respect, aud instead of preventing 
trouble will li 



Last evening there was present quite a large audi- 
ence to greet the Arbuckle Concert Company. The 
concert itself, as a whole, will compare most favorably 
with the other entertainments already given by the 
Leuture Association, The great attraction, of course, 
was Mr. Arhuckle himself. As a cornet virtuoso we 
have no f)iult to find with him. There was a volume 
and depth in his playing which many of us well remem- 
ber both Levy and 8ketton lacked. Tlie rest of the 
troupe afforded a fair support. 1 > 



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FBBRUART POURTBBNTH. 

Mar I be thy Valentine 
And ever irprship at IbyshrlneT 
BIvkI of Veoiu. 1 love but theet 
I see tby lovely Image ablue 
Bven on a box of tea. 

Smiles tike thine are seen 
my dear, upon a Chinese screen. 
In gloving ads. of beer and wine. 
The qnestlon Is knotty and bard, I v 
Have I acbromo or B valentine T 



ATTILA AND THE STORK. 



Three nioDthi bad At Ilia's leasuerlng host 
With frantio rage and zealot boast 

VnlDly itrlveu lo rend the gate 

Or burst the wall that held the Bute 



Befan 



leUun 



Against his bloody, wasting war : 
And all Ibal time with hndlnag will 
Todobis wont In deeds onil. 
The furious Hun had led the siege 

And nil that time his mustering bands 
Had bravely done Iheir chlers oonimands, 
Yet hLIII uushaken and unreiit 
High Irowned each rocky batllemenl. 
And seemed as Impregnable to war 
Ai Nature's mounljiln buiwnrlii are. 
And though all fiercely did assail. 
Yet none could force aod none could soale 
The rugged gale and ponderous wall. 
Nor work the Ijeven-hllled Clly's&ll. 
The siege at length the Klnggave o'er 
And turned bis arras from Adrla's shore. 

II. 
■■ Ketreat !" the Hun was heard to call 
As be rode arouud the beleaguered wall 
On his Tartar steed. In sullen raood 
Breathing tbreau of death and blood 
Against the vbole Ilsllau race 
When chance of war should yield hira space 
To wreak his vengeance and his hate 
Upon the crumbling Roman slate; 
And vexed wllh Ihls— Ihe lost of his wars— 
He swore by Ihe Sun the Moon and the Stars, 
(AfenrfuroHth!) tballhelAlIn vine 
Should yield him floods of gory wine ; 
And he vowed ihat revenge alone should assuage 



His baffled love and Impotent rage, 

E'ur vain was the haughty Hub's demaoil 

Of the bright Honorla's royal hand. 

" Retreat'' went round throughout the camp. 
And Ihe earth was shaken with a mighly tramp. 

" Retreat" fell sad from Ibe warrior's inoutb 
As he look a long look to the sunny loutb 
Where reflected the glance of his llory eyes 



A coverted g< 

And tbe bugle peated 10 

To Ibe beavy iread of a-myrlad feet. 



mmand " retreat" 



But lol as the eye of the chleflaln fell 
On the turreted dome of the cludel. 
Where 11 lowered away so lofty and high 
That It seemed to meet the arehing sky. 
He saw a Stork wllh her Inlknt brood 
Winging her flight to a neighboring wood, 
Leaving her nesi In the aimed tower 
To Ihe wrath of man's destroying power. 
When hesawthebeaullful bird dan out 
Of the cattle, the Hun gave a Joyous sboul; 



circled li< 



lofty o. 



That the walls had quaked with tbe might of his force, 
Aud the fate of Ihe fortress hung by a thread 
Or t^e Bird of tbe City thus never bad fled. 



Then he called on Ihe pride of his Saythlan horde 
To raise their dread war-cry and unsheatb the sword, 
Aud gather where glanced the plume of their liege— 
Then he wheeled to the front »ud rushed to the siege. 



mhaltled tower 



hurled n 



Like J 



Immortal temples fell that day, 
And ancient altars passed away, 
And shrines from which nu more sliall rise 
-The oloud of Incense lo the skies. 
What mulllludes there were that bled 1 
The wine of life flowed fast and red, 
Till Ilonth with gory llpe di-nnk up 
Tlie last red drop of tlie tasl tvarm cup. 
And naught was there left but ashes and blood 
To mark the spot where Aqoilela had stood, 
And tbe few that survived the host of the dead 
To the Adriatic lagoons bad tied. 
And from the waves aud lalaa by the shore 
Bade the white lowers of Venice soar. 
Buch was the omen thai Inspired 
Altlla, aud his warriors flred, 
And such the revenge the Hun required 



dhlsi 






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DBPARTHBHT OF ART. 

MycoiutD, who Is a Sophomore in tbe UDtveraitjr 
of Michigan, iiaa written to me repeatedly, setting forth 
the advantages of a course of instruction in that ineti- 
tution, and urging me to come and see for myseif. 
AtMMitaweek ago I received from hlni an announce- 
ment of the studies that couid be taken in the Depart- 
ment of Literature, Science, aud Art. This pamphlet 



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contains enough courses iu VHrluuH literaturcHand scl- 
encesH to tutisfy anybody; but noCliIni; at all In art. 
Bupposlng tbat the chair of art was no complete as to re- 
quire a catelOKue by Itself, I went to the college to In- 
vestigate. 

" O, yee," ray cousin replies to my inquiries; "we 
have good Instruction In art. One of our best professors 
lectures to us an hour every week, In which time he 
treats historically and critically all sculpture, paintiog, 
and architecture from Ancient Egypt to Young Amer- 
ica, illustrating Ills talk with— drawings on the black- 

" But," say I, " are there no- statutes to show the 
points of excellency of the dllTeretit sculptors and to 
furnish a basis of judging of tbelr comparative merits 
and order of precedence?" 

" No, the Brents of the University seem to think 
that statues would be too large and cumtwrsome. They 
think that six-inch ee-bigh plaster-cast repreeentatlous 
will exhibit the beauties of the master-piece Just as well 
and are much more convenient — " 

" — iD price. Are there no paintings of the masters 
eitber? Burely there are here some famous old pictures 
of the best painters of the various achools." 

" I don't know whether we have any paintings or 
not. The professor has beeu regaling us with the biog- 
raphies and characterlellce of the painters from Praxi- 
' tiles tAOacar Sorg, but basasyetshowuuanoneof tbelr 
work. To-day, however, our professor has promised to 
point out the beauties of two or three pictures that are 
in the possession of the University. Will you go up to 
bear his lecture?" 

" Yes, I would b% glad to go." And we went accord- 
ingly. 

The walls of the rooms into which we went to bear 
the disquisttlon on art were utterly bare. The lecturer 
stood on the platforui In front of about fifty students. 
Hung on the blnckboard at his back were three pictures. 
After an eioqueut introduction on paintings and pictures 
In genera], tlie professor proceeded to give a special ac- 
count of the pictures before us : 

" The one on the right, ladies and gentlemen, is a 
portrait of George Washington, by Keppler, and was 
issued by IHtck on the fourth of July last. The one on 
theieft is tbeilkeuessof our Savior. It is not known 
by what band [baod-prese, probably,) it was done. It 
was presented to the University by the Union Tract So- 
ciety. The one In the center Is a cA^ d'ceuvre. It has 
not beeu decided yet whether It Is Venue or the Ooddess 
of Liberty. Its origin Is uncertain, but we have traced 
it with considerable accuracy to a back number of Har- 
per's Weekly, and there is strong clroumslaDtiat ev 1- 
deuce to show that the artist is Thomas Nast." 

Having flnUhed this brief history of the pictures, 
til e lecturer proceeded to point out iu an enthusiastic 
style the technical merits of each, the perspective, tone, 
chiartMcuro, etc. He then continued : 



" We should study art not only In the pictures, but 
In the grouping of pictures. Some may think It does 
not matter in what way he arranges bis paiutluga and 
engravings, but It does. A picture is greatly effected by 
its surroundings. An un artistically arranged group 
may produce a worse impression than any one of the 
pictures would by itself, wliltea proper grouping of even 
poor pictures may give a delightful effect. In grouping, 
then, there may be displayed a penetration of Intellect 
and a philosophical insight into the logical sequence of 
things rarely to be met with eveu within the pale of le- 
gitimate art. Now, to the unsophisticated the manner 
In which I have arranged these masterpieces may ap- 
pear unintelligible and even ludicrous ; but It Is the con- 
summation of art. That Washington, Venus, and Jesus 
Christ should be grouped together may seem at first 
sight Incongruous. But when we give more than a cur- 
sory, a critical, glance, and more thau an indifferent, a 
pblioeopbical, inspection, harmony appears. In the 
center you see a specimen representation of primitive 
man, or man in bis primitive state; on the right the 
Father of bis Country ; and on the left the Son of Man. 
In the first Is represented Humanity's birthday and tbs 
dawn of Life; in the second, the Republic's birthday 
and the dawn of Liberty ; In the third, the True Relig- 
ion's birthday and the dawn of Faith In Immortality. 
Each is an embodiment of an all-important epoch in the 
world's hlstojy ; but in the combination there is linked 
together a chain of events the obliteration of which 
would be not merely the destruction of the world's his- 
tory, but of the world itself. What could be more lucid, 
more consequential, or more felicitously appropriate ? I 
am sorry to say, ladles and gentlemen, that these con- 
stitute the entire University gallery at present. But la 
response to my appeals, several friends of the Univer- 
sity and of art have sent back numbers of Puck, Har- 
per's, Frank Leslie's, and the Police Qazette.. The 
choicest productions will be cut out and pasted on the 
wails about this room, and If only a few more of our 
friends and patrons will favor us in a similar manner, 
the Chair of Art in the University of Michigan will be 
established on a solid, broad, and Liberal footing. " 



A RBMOITSTRANCB. 



Wb, the nndBrelBned, studanU of Mleblgsn Unlveralt;, hava 
had snd enjoyed Che privilege of taking iDstructloo under Dr. 
Henry C. Adams In PullLloaL Eoouumy, To tbeday we die, we ex- 
pect to remember bli InDuence a» one of tbe moat decided Im- 
palse* we ever received to wurds genuine criticism and iDdepend- 
ent lliought. Animated. tliea.towBrdii him by tbe warmeaireellngB 
ofgrutltude and obligation, we cannot but feet deeply grieved 
that In the latt laane of The Chhohici.b an article appeared that 
mlarepresenta our lentlments and does InJuHtioetoourlnitructor. 
Tbalartlcle Is the eighth wonder of the world. It cballengeBour 
admlrallun aa a msHlerplece or InconaUtcnc;, of mliedaud ihlfU 
Ing alBtenient and oonlmdlctlon. 



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yeelliiK that Ihe longer the arllcle remaLiia niiiin»wereil, Ihe 
more markril will be the Mae ImpressloD It creiilea. we ileem It 
our simple duly to reninve as Uiuruunlilr bb we can such Oilie lin- 
pretulon at. once »nd forever. 

Tbe above remonstrance hai) been elgned by onebun- 
dred and Tour out of one hundred and twenty-one iitu- 
dents, who, after a most thorough cuuvuss.w^re the only 
ones to be found In the town and its vicinity tliat bad 
taken Instruction in Political Economy under Dr. Ad- 
ams. The names of all but four of those wbo signed are 
with Mr. Frank E. Baker, one of tbe editore. Tbese 
four do notwUh their names to be published in the 
Chronicle:, although theydonot ob'ectto having tbem 
sent to Dr. Adams. • • 

[The article that Called forth the remonstrance was 
too severe and entirely uncalled for. If we have uuch 
thoughts concerning any of our Instructors, there Is no 
need of expressing thtm. But when such expression Ib 
given, there la also no need of a man's flying around like 
a pea la a skillet, shaking his flat under our noHe, froth- 
log at the mouth, and Inveighing against the arlide as 
the eighth wonder and a masterpiece of inconsistency. 
If to assert that Mr. Adams bad a bad delivery, and that 
hesitation gave an air of uncertainty to his statements, 
and concede that he was well versed in his subject, Is 
inconsistent ; wliat Is It, to concede that he had an un- 
pleasant style and assert that " we remember his Influ- 
ence as one of the most decided impulses we ever re- 
ceived towards genuine criticism and independent 
thought"? ffaey are tbe same stamp looked at from 
different sliies. Neither of the two positions seem to us 
contradictory, but probably the geutleoian's new logic 
will explain the Inconsisttincy. 

The remonatrator thinks the article too severe, others 
not severe enough ; that is neither here nor there. But 
what does his list of one hundred names signify ? We 
have not been so zealous as the gentleman in question, 
and have talked with ouly twenty, as chance brought 
them In ourway. What do tbey say ? Horrors! They 
eay they have not received the reports from their ezatn- 
. ination yet, and want " Hank " to tlilnk kindly of them 
when he sees their names on tbe list sent him. What 
shameless time-servers! Whatcringlngpolioy I There 
is hardly any doubt, however, but that the new systeni 
of Paycliol(^y of this tubless Diogenes will tlioroughiy 
eradicate sucb notions from the minds of the next gen- 
eration of students. — Ed.] 



MART AKD ELIZABETH, 

" If another Homer were to arise," says Lamartlne, 
"and if the poet were to seek another Helen forthesub- 
Jectofa modern epic of war, religion, and love, he would 
beyond all And her In Mary Btuart,— tbe most beautiful, 
the weakest, tbe most attractive and most attracted of 



Never was there a character, of either sex, who has 
received such an equal share of adoration and execra- 



tion. Worshipers prostrate themselves before lier shrine, 
while moralli>ts point with but too unerring finger to 
(he blood In which b«r adorers kneel. 

And surely It is a doubtful cout«8t i>etween admira- 
tion and hornir. In tiiepresenceof Elizabeth and Mary 
of Bcntiand It Is impossible to be impartial. To enter 
Into the details of that protracted struggle without tak- 
ing one side or the other requires an amount of candor 
almost inflnite. 

Mary Stuart inherited from her father a spirit ad- 
venturous, romantic, gallant, and poetin, but combined 
with It the genius of her mother— at once grave, ambi- 
tious, and sectarian, which so distinguished the princess 
of tbe house of Guise. Her nature was essentially Gre- 
cian and received additional Are from the romance aud 
impetuosity of the French. Young and accompllsbed, 
brought up amid the fashion and frivolty of tbe Court 
of France, she possessed much of the character of the 
unfortunate Anne Boleyn aud bergenerous nature, once 
caught In the meshes of passion, became perfectly un- 
cont rotable. 

The languishing music of BUzio appealed to her 
sense of the beautiful ; the stately grave and wit of Darn- 
ley at times won her heart ; and the wild chivalry 
and daring of Bothwell completely enchanted her and 
blinded ber conscience. 

We need not reproduce that history which the world 
knows by heart, nor enter into a criticism of ber char- 
acter. Tbe candid mind cannot believe her totally in- 
nocent. There have been those who have attempted to 
refute every charge and to explain every suspicious cir- 
cumstance. But can we believe In her purity of inten- 
tion toward Bothwell in the faceof his cruel divorceand 
tlie doubly suspicious and appalling death of Darnley ? 
Can we l>elieve Blzzio to be simply tbe favorite music- 
ian of the Queen , or even maintain ber Innocence of the 
plots against Elizabeth 7 The real force of her character 
is altogether lost tbe moment we attempt to make out 
for her that transparent plea. 

But against tbe charges of her enemies, we may 
seek a partial excuse In tbe character of the times. Had 
Mary been King Instead of Queen of Scotland, a crime 
equivalent to tbe death of Darnley would have been aa 
nothing In oomparisoa with tbe crimes of Hepry the 
Eight, tbe great and wise statesmen of England. Can 
we censure her even for conspiring against tbe life of 
Elizabeth, imprlaoned for eighteen long years, her hopes 
alternately ralsedandcrusbed by Elizabeth's vacillating 
and treacherous conduct toward her? 

There If, a singular want of generosity in Ellzat>eth'B 
treatment of Mary ; a suspicion, not entirely unwar- 
ranted; and although she often uses soft words, in do 
action does siie appear other than a zealous QueeD 
scheming to crush her rival and guard herself against 
tlie attacks of Catholicism. While the execution of 
Mary, enhanced by ber unpaj^Ueled.cuustiuiey iu dwth, 



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appeftn to ua cruel iu tho extreme, the evidence found 
ill Iier corriMpondetive undoubtedly JuiiitiAed Uie severest 
incuaurea, and Rllziibetli In tliU age U eeiiBured for tt 
mesaure wliicli In Iter owd time wti8 invested with the 
name uf Justice, dignity, and even hallowed by the 
piwioe of mHguanlmity. 

It has been aaid that Elizabeth could never be sim- 
ple except when epeaklnt; anme round untruth — and 
■urely elie endeavored to cover her act with a coniplluu- 
tion of falsehood utterly disgu^jtiiig, and such conduct 
holds her character up to the scorn of niankiud In all 
ages. 

Though the crintes of Mary were of so abominable 
a nature that all rational men turued away from sup- 
porting her, and though lier loves well nigh brought 
ruin upon her country, she still had a constancy and a 
force of character that put to shame her great contem- 
porary. 

ITIAOAIUL CONQUSRHD. 

" TIb midnight, and tlie selllav nun 

U ruing In Ihe g(oi-ion8 Weat 1 
Tbe rapid rivers slowtf run I 

Tbe rrog li on hli dovn; nasi I 
The pensive guatand spWtlie gait. 
HllarlouB, hop from boagh to bough I ■* 

— FKEaHMAH. 

One bright morning, several summers ago, a stranger 
of foreign bearing stepped from the cars at Niagara, and 
inquired, fn broken English, the way to the falls. Be- 
ing directed, be set ofT at a brisk pace, and soon ap- 
proached his destination. As be drew near Manchester, 
and could distinctly hear the roar of the falling waters, 
his step quickened almost to a run, while his fiaoe 
beamed with the liveliest expectation. But when he 
reached them, he ran down the bank, and bathing his 
face and hands In tbe water, alternately laughed and 
cried for Joy. At last be rose, and running far along 
the shore, disappeared in a neighboring wood. 

The next morning Uie news spread like wild-flre 
through the place, that a maniac was about to leap into 
Niagara. Immense crowds Immediately hurried to the 
ppnt, and there, upon a crag at the extreme point of 
Ooat Island, overlooking tbe yawning abyss, stood our 
friend of the previous morning. He was clad In a close 
fltttng costume, which showed a flrni-knit frame with 
muscles that Hercules might have envied, combined 
with tbe grace and ease of an Apollo. The shape of his 
bead marked him as a Sandwich Islander, and his Im- 
mense hands and broad feet seemed designed for the 
water. 

Turning suddenly, with the agility of a mountain 
goat be leaped upon the island, and turned several liand- 
springs and double summersets, as if to test himself. 
Then, gathering himself up, he rushed to the water's 
edge, and with a tremendous bound and a yell of exul- 
tation be leaped full thirty feet from tbe rock, into the 
midst of the raging torrent. A cry of horror burst from 



the asseiubled crowd as he was seen to rise to tbe sur- 
face, hang for a moment upon the brink of the preci- 
pice, and disappear with the falling flood. 

But let us leave the crowd to gase and shudder, and 
follow the fortunes of our hero. Far from partaking of 
the feelings of the crowd, he felt btmself whirled and 
tossed by the elements with a thrill of ecstasy. When 
almost at tbe bottom nf his fearful leap, with one stroke 
of bla powerful arms he shot himself clear of tbe wator 
and fell into a seething pool iiehlnd the m^n fall, thus 
escaping a weight which would otherwise have orushed 
him to jelly. 

Rising to the surface, he was swimming leisurely 
to a rock, when an immense rattlesnake leaped sud- 
denly from a dark recess, and wound it« deadly coils 
around blm with an iron grip. At first he was stupe- 
fied with terror, but recovering himself, be grasped the 
reptile's throat with a vice-like clutoh. In a short time 
the colls began to loosen, until, freeing hia other arm, 
be severed the head entirely from the body, and tying 
the tail, containing thirty-eight rattles, about his waist, 
he leaped through an opening in tlie cataract, and pro- 
ceeded, under wator, down the stream. 

When under the foot-bridge, bearing a great sbo^it- 
ing, he rose, and beheld the multitude. In the wildest 
excitement, searahing for him in every direction. They 
immediately caught sight of him, and Joel Bobinaon, 
a daring navigator, nobly undertook to rescue him in 
his boat, tbe " Maid of the Mist." Bat, dlsdalulng 
their efTorts, our hero again disappeared and proceeded 
on hla course- 
He bod almost reached the railway bridge when an 
enormous bear, which had escaped from a barge, sent 
over the falls for an experiment, seized him, and they 
sank to tbe bottom together. For a long time they 
tugged and strained, agitating the water for roda around, 
now one having the advantage and now the other, until 
at length, with giant strength, our hero hurled the des- 
perato brute from him with all his power. 

Our hero then swam quietly on, and, seeing some- 
thing glittering on tbe bottom, descended to it, and 
found a gold watch, beautifully worked, engraved with 
the initials 8. P. This be carefully preserved, and after- 
wards forwarded it to poor Patch's sorrowing friends. 

It was now nearly night, and our hero, proceeding 
a few miles further, amusing himself by chasing the 
eek and turtles, stopped at a town near the outlet of the 
river Into the lake. 

He was very desirous of repeating tbe trip, but hav 
ing lately been converted to Christianity In hie Pacific 
home, the morrow being the Sabbath, he put up at the 
principal hotel of the place, and Impatiently awaited 
the next "week-day." 

Hoping that at some future time we may accom- 
pany him down bis second voyage, we will here bid 
bim, and our readers, adieu, _ J _ _ _ _ ..-C 



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Ubivkksity of MicHiOAH, Satobday, Feb. 18, 1882. 



Bo«r4 of Sdltors. 

RT J. E. BliL. I Gepcml LHentiin. . , -T. E. Ban 

II Topfo. B. T. SBiT. I PtnoMli B. E, Spaldik 

Btei K. WxrLtt. Jt. I LLicriry Koto B. G. "Wm 

■ Chroaleled. . .Wb. Bruim. | Bfc'y mi TrtM K. W. Cddlb 



diironllDueil. EnliKIIbrri wllJ plciK ssllfj Itie EilllDrt of toy Ouagt ■ 

The EiMlori will tt vltutilo lectin tai retlc* In THiCBioBlcxamE 
bsoki. pinptaleii. or mule wblcb m>r br Iwmttiti tolbcm. 



EDITORIAIS. 

Now that examlnfttitiDB are over, perhops some 
thiiige of Interest may be Bald concerning the vuri- 
oufl Idean of llieir worth and the Jifltreut syBtenis used 
by our inBtructors. Fortunately IheoldHyBlem of mark- 
ing, which even now Ib practiced by niaiiy univentltieB 
and coUegeB eatt and Bnuth of us, Id nut in vogue here. 
Where esrneA atudent^ are engaged in thepunuitof 
the higher knowledge, it ia ridiculous to say tiiut 
has a one or two per cent, better idea of thesuhject 
Investigated than another. Ills founder! on the opinion 
that we are Btlll children and need those puerile incen- 
tives to make us get our lessons. Therefore, it is with 
pleasure that we see the Harvard, and other papers, 
denouncing that system and demanding a manly one. 
With UB, while the professors diflbr considerably 
in their estimates of the value of an examination, the 
tendency Ib to have each scholar stand or fkll upon his 
recitations during the ecniester, hence less attention la 
being given to examinations, and in some inetunces 
they are entirely abolitihed. But as a rule the new and 
younger members of the faculty are even yet fond of 
propounding difficult conundrums at the semi-annuals. 
And on the other hand we And some of the older ones 
giving the usual advance or review lesaon and conduct- 
ing the examination as an ordinary recitation, otiiers 
instead assign topics for treatises upon certain subjects 
which are to be handed In before the close of the term, 
and others determine whether ornot a student nhould 
pass simply by bis critlclttmBon the work during the 
half year. And still another method Is to give a aeries 
of questions to the class before the close of the term and 
have the examination consist of Beleetions from tlie Hat. 
With some where the oral quentioniiig is given, there is 
an approach to the Amherst plan of passing ull who 



have attended renltaHons regularly. But here Ihey 
miike (he rigor of the examination acecording to the 
attendance. 

The advantage of giving a thorough examination is 
that it compels the Mudent to give his work a careful 
and <*nmprehensive review, thereby getting a better 
knowledge of the study as a whole. Even If it does 
Induce, what is culled " cramming," as a reault, much 
of it will stick in the memory. The utility of the plan 
by which an e!<say upon one particular topic is re<iulred 
Is, that It secures at Ifast an exhaustive and profitable 
research amongst many t>ooks and In many directions 
after every thing pertaining lo that one subject. 

Where written examlnaliona are required there Is 
alwaya the Inducement for the uiie of the pony, and 
indeed, wliere a series of queatlnna is previously given, 
the temptation to be " well prepared " Is too great for 
many to resist. To be forewarned .la to be forearmed. 
However, with a verbal Inquirj this avenue Is closed 
and each one has to rest upon his own knowledge. 

In discusalng this subject Justice would not be done 
to it If we did not mention the convenient practice on 
the part of a few of giving each year the same set of 
questions as that of the years l>efore. Of course the 
classes are dllftrently composed, yet in instltutloDS of 
this character traditions are good and ranch time Is thus 
saved to the busy students by their knowing what la to 
be the nature of the questions asked. We confeM that 
It is a difficult problem how best to ascertain a person's 
understanding of a subject, and much experience alone 
can solve It. 



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VER all the country, editors of college papers are 
laying aside their pens and retiring from the pro- 
fession. With tbe close of the half year, as the older 
leave and the newer ones arrive, comes the retrospect. 
It is sometfmes with sorrow ; sometimes with gratifica- 
tion. While the duties are many, they are every where 
Ixed with pleasure. Even the "book grabs" and 
set ups" are not wholly tetlioua and provocative of 
ennui. As to the course of Thr Chbonicle, we liave 
received many cheering words from professors, students 
and alumni for the high tone of the articles, both In 
moderate words and conservative Ideas. We have 
sought to attack no churcli or other body of people who 
trying to benefit mankind. As no thing is perfect 
an opportunity for criticism is casually presented. We 
have then criticised with a desire for betterment. As 
our lime was limited we did not always get the opinion 
of quite all of our readers before publishing, hence some 
who know little of their own business and less of ours 
have occasionally meddled. These are pitied for their 
ignorance. Concerning the present and future, the 
hearty support of alumni and professors and students 
makes us glad. The year is a prosperous one. Tbe 
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LiU of '73. 

J. Wrber Adams, who whs comprUrd lo iMive college throogli 
lll-hrkllh hnabeen sliice 70 n farmer nnd glock denier DHirCedur- 
vllle.III. He wan married In 70, and haa a daughterlbari-ears 
old In Bhnw tar It. He anyi he la a big man now pbyalcally and 
pollllcally. being couDly EupervlBor and tipping tbe acaleaataoa 
pounda. 

William Buzzell «a« Inatructor In Ancient and Modem Inn- 
gnaEca In Norwlcb nnlvcralty, VI.. 7^1 and 76-6, teaching Greek 
and Latin In the Ka la ma sou high aeliool In 1*-7. From TS UiTg 
be taught Inngimgea and higher malliematlcs In Ibe Lnltayette 
<Ind.)blgh school, and alnce thai lime has been Buperlnlendenl of 
Scboolaln AIHch. Ind. He woa receulty in town for a abort time 
vlaltlDg onllege frlenda. 

William F. Clarke waa, for six years. In government aerrlce ea 
deputy collector of Internal revenne for the Nth diatrlct nrlth head- 
qaartcnat Flint. While living In Flint be was ndmltled totbe 
bar. Last Jnne be renlgned hla position to become general aceonnt- 
ant for tbe Ulcblgnn Salt AMoclatlon. at Eaat Haglnaw. He la 
President of the Herald Prlullng company, publishing IbeSagl- 
naw Dally and Weekly Herald. He Is unmarried. 

Romeo 8. DeFiiy was, for sometime, engaged In the lumber 
tradeand manutecturlngat Wabaab.Ind. He la now la the pro- 
duce com ml bbI on bUBlncKH In lodlanapolla, and doing well. 

H. R. Uavl> graduated from tbe Auburn Tbeologlcal Seminary 
In '}%. He was for some time a minister at Marlnelte. Wla., and 
la now preaching atNegaane, Mlcb. 

Sidney C. Boatman waa In tbe Union Law College, of Chicago. 
74-6; and la now practicing In Ibe Times building. In Chicago. He 
Isatlllabachelor. 

James H. Emery has been engaged In Journalism In Jackson 
andDelrult.Hleh.,Bnd Toledo. Olilo. For tbe past four years he 
has been gtenographer of the J.uces county courts. 

Robert 8. Gross graduated from tlie general Theological Semi- 
nary In 7a. and la now AFslatanl Rector of Trinity church, N. Y. 

Clai'k H. Gleason graduated n-om the Law Department In 75 
and Iina been busy In hiB prol^Bslon In Urand Rapids ever since, 
letting politics severely alone. His buslneas, be miyB, la good, and 
taconslnnlly IncreaBlug. He Is now a member'of tbe Unn of Qlea- 
ion A Bundy. having dissolved blsparlnersblp witb H. B. FallHav 



(la. 



,76). 



jHniea R. Qoffe wna Prlnolpal of Ibe High school of Laporte, 
Ind . 74-6. Some time alter ward be was Superintendent of subools 
at Kenoaha, Wla. He Is now practicing medicine In Harte lalaad 
Hospital, N. y. 

Frank W. Guerney waa. until reoently. County BDveyor and 
Count; Snperlnleudvnl of Scbools at Lemars. la. He has reBlgoed 
Ibeae potltlooa to Utke charge of a lumberyard lu the same place. 

Robert Hnyea was Principal of Public Schools In Rock City 
and Savannah, III., Hazell Green, Wis., and Ekist Uubuqne, I&. At 
the latter place be died last July. 

Henry M. Haskell graduated ftom tbeBellevue Hospital In 78. 
having prevlonaly studied In tbe Medical Department here. He 
practiced some time In Mount Pleasant, Mlcb..wlieuce be removed 
lo Palmer, MnrquelCo county, lo tsHe the position of PhyBlclan 
and Surgeon to the Pittsburgh and Lake Superior Mining Co, 

John M. Hemingway Uught lu tbe Dreedeu (Mk-h.) High 
school In 7a.4,and waa In tbe Iowa Slate Uulverally In 76. Since 



nlhel 



leolty. 



I^yal E. Knappan was admitted 10 tbe bar In August, 1(175. and 

BUcceHs, Mr. Knappen whs attorney for the conteslantB In the 
''Smoke will ciisc.'' which created suob an exclLement In the Ho- 
meecipuihlc Medical Department a Utile while i<go. He Is a mem- 
Marshall R. Ross was In the V. S. Lake Survey 7S.S. In '78 he 
graduated ni>m the Detroit Medical College, and Is now practicing 
at 67 Lafayette Ave., Detroit. He la Atlenaiug Physician at the 
Harper HosplUl. 

Henry Ruuiel grnduated from tbe Lnw Department lo 7S. He 
was Superintendent of Schools In Hamtramck. '71-5. Since '77 he 
baa been attorney Gjr the H. C. R. R. He Is lu partnership with 
H. M. Campbell (111.. 76. law, 'T8). Re«Idence -Zil Larned St.,- offlea. 
No. S M. C. R. H. building, and No. 3& Newberry & McMlllau build- 
ing. Grlswold St., Delrolu 

Jas. D. Scott baa been engaged In tbe lumber business In Min- 
neapolis. Minn., but Is now engaged lu manuQiclure of doors and 
snab and general lumber business at Dulutb. Minn. He says there 
Bra abundant openinga for graduales of the University there, 
either In business or the professions. 

Williams. Shuran was udiiiltted-to the bar In 74, and was for 
somellmeClerk to the Register in Bankruptcy In Detroit. H«1b 
now practicing law by himself at No. 76 Set ti Block, DetrolL 

Frank H. Tntblll, who did not graduate, was from '70 to 76 
bookkeeper of the Flrat National Bank of Kalamaioo, Mich. 
Since '70 he haa been In company with hla brother, W. H. TuthUl, 
(lll„'7B) In themanuftictureof currlage BprlngB, lu Chicago. 

William B. WilllnmBUughl m Lupaer, Mich". ■7*-6. In 'H he 
graduHtad from tlie Liiw Department. Has been ever since a 
member of tbe firm of Geer & Williams, attorneya, Lapeer. Mich. 
He Is married and has two boys. He was a CuboHicle editor In 



Charles M. VanCleve studied In Europe in 'Tl-S; waa 
lu PbHrmacy School, 7o-7. and tuuk an M. A In '77. He Is now la 
Lead ville, Col., working as assay 1st for the Iron Silver Mines. 

Kimball Young graduated from the Union Law IMboul of Chi- 
cago in '76, and Is now practlclog at '70 Dearlxiro SL, with Ikir 

Sam. T. Douglas took a Ph. C. In the Chemical Department In 
71; WHS Instructor :n Chemical laboratory In '75; In QUHlltaUve 
Analysis, 'TO-H. He la now practicing law lu DetrolL 
MlBceUaneooB. 

Louis C.Stanley, lit., 70. pructlclng law at Mo. g Bank Block, 
DetrolL 

Henry S. Harris baa been on the Detroit Post and Tribune 



Josiah B. Newlon. IlL. 78, taught at Calumet, '7S<9, and waa lu 
tbe Law Department, 70-80. He has been practicing law In Al- 
pena. Mich., but tatia now removed to Oakluud Co. 

A. a. WIlBoo, lit., 7S, Is aasistunt in charge N. Y. Stale survey. 
He Las been recently at work lu central New York on primary 
trlangnlatlon.' P. U. addrew. Slate capl tot, Albany. 

Charles W.U. Potter, lit.. '70. wa> In tbe Law Department, 70-7; 
Principal of high school at Port Huron, Tl-K- He la now a mem- 



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ber ol the law Orm of Manh A Potter, Hi No. IS Telagraph Block, 
Detroit. 

Qmiyb R. OlbBon. lit., 74. WAa name time nnanclal ssent artli« 
AElecHlnliisSynillcBteIn ludlunapoMs, and it tunCrlbuLor to the 
Baiilcer'B Magulue. He Is dow v. stock broker BtNo.K Broad nay. 
Nev York. 

R. 8. Dewey, b rormer roeiaber of '88, IIL dept., wba was for 
■oraetime AMUtantSuiierlnteudenl of the Insane Asylum nt KU 
gla, IIJ., hM been made Superlulendent of the new asyJuni at 
Kankakee. 

NnyeB A. Darllog.of the senior Deiital class, and Secretary HQd 
Treasurer of Ihe Unlveralty, died on the leih of Jauuury. after an 
Illness of a week. The dlseaae was ubsciire and lis oause la not 
fnlly known. 

JamsB H. McDonald. IIL, '7S| Kraduated from the Ijiw Depart- 
ment In TS. For some time ho was In the office oT Moore, Can- 
fleld & Warner, but Is now In business for blmself In the Sell* 
Block, Detroit. 

E. Baroia HDton, 'SI, recent graduate of the University of 
Hlchlian, son of Mrs. Dr. Hilton, of this city, took his departure 
ftir Washington, D. D., a few days ago, to All an appointment nn- 
der Oen. Kazan. 

William P, DurAw taught In University Mound College.Saa 
Francisco, Cat., *T3-6, aud afterwards laugbt Mathematics In the 
Berkeiy Oymnaslum, Berkely, Cal. He Is now studying Id Johns 
HupkliisUnlvendtjr. 

Prof. O. Varlo, '78, Instructor In German at Albion College, 
spent the holiday vacatloD In this city, employing the time In be- 
coming familiar with the natural method of teaching Qerman.as 
pmocloed by Prof. A. P. Haupt. 

James D. Warner was Superintendent of the Bay City and 
Portsmouth Street R. R., Tt-B, From TT untll-'80 he was engaged 
In the wholesale tobacco trade tu Cincinnati, O, Since that time 
he has been In Mew Mex loo engaged In mining. 

John F. E:aatward, IIL, '71, has been Professor of Natural Sci- 
ence In Bethany College, West VerHinla. since '75. He was oSbred 
• position In the North Carolina University this year witb an In- 
creased salary, hut preferred to remain at Bethany. 

R. E, Frazer, lit.. 'S7, law. 'W, Is praotlclng his profession In 
Wosblenaw and Jackson counties, (having an olllce In each}, has 
attained the repulHtlon of being "one of the flneal orators of the 
present day," Is one of the lecturers on the "Lever Lecture 

B. W. Wetmore, IIL, '67, passed two years In the Auburn The- 
ology Seminary, and Ihen taught for some time In Roberts Collie, 
Constantinople. Slnoe then be hue been, until this year. In charge 
of the solentldc department of the Detroit HIgb School. He- Is 
now managing superintendent of the Detroit Linseed Oil Works. 

J. W. HcKenxle, law, 'W, prncllced law at Hampton, la., till 7S, 
when he wait elected District Judge, which office be held till Sep- 
tember, 'SI, when he resigned on account of Ill-health. Has since 
been traveling for his health. He married Delia Hennlngway, 
formerly a member of class of '7J, Literary Dopurlinent, Hede- 

lAwrence Maxwell, Jr., graduated from Cincinnati Law School 
In 75; admitted to the bnr In '75; edited Ahren's Treatise on Nat- 
ural Law In '76. Since '78 has been Lecturer In Cincinnati Law 
School. Is B member of the law Brm of King, Thompson A Max- 
well, S2 West Third St., Cincinnati. He Is married and has one 
child, a girl or two years. 

Byron S. Ashley, lit., '76, was for some time teller of Uie Peo- 
ple's National Bank, at Jackson, Mich; was admitted to the biir 
In "77, and Is now a member of the Arm of Gibson, Parkinson A 
Ashley. Ran on Republican ticket for Circuit Court Commis- 
sioner In '7K, but was swamped by tbe <3recn backers. Has now 
retired from politics. 

PbaimlcB of '71. 



le Medical Departmcn 



lated from the Medical Department 
In 71, and waa for sometime a physician at Clarksburg. Lake Su- 

Oscar L. Braddnek Is In tbeUrm of Muuyan dlBraddock, drug- 
gists. Bay City, Mich. 

WInfleld S. Carey Is a. prescription pharmacliL PbeeDlxvllle, 

Charles B. Crampton Is In pharmacy, with G. BIsbop, Flint, 
MIcb. 

Henry A. Fttch graduated Irom the Medical Department la TB 
and was a prescription pharmacist. atUllca. N. Y.. till "TS. 

Otis C. Flick graduated from the Medical Department Id 72, 
and In a physician at West Liberty, Iowa. 

OeorgeT.Gentsoh took his M.D. at the University of Wooster, 
In 78, was In oharge of pharmacy at New Phlladelphin, O.. till 78; 
from '76 to 79, Professor of Chemistry and Toilciiogy. Medloal De- 
partment of Wooster University, Cleveland, O. Studied In Buri^ie 
In '79. In firm of Qentach Brothers, pharmacists and mannlM- 
lurers, Chicago, III. Died In March, 188D. 

John B. Graham Is a pharmacls* at Alleghany City, Pa. 

OtlsC. Johnson took his M. A.atOberllD In 77; was Instructor 
In Chemical Latraratory, University of Ulohlgan, 71 to '80. Since 
then be has been Assistant Professor of Applied Cbimlalry Id the 

MarllnC, Kelly graduated n^m tbe Medical Department ln75. 
Is now In practloeof medicine, at Mount Clemens, Mloh. 

Boton F. Massey graduated from West Point U. S. Military 
Academy In '77; was Llenteaaut In thefitb Regiment U, 8. Artll- 
iry In '77. 

Asher F. Merell Is In pliarmaoy, with Swift A Dodds, whole- 
sale druggists, Detroit. 

Monti A. Miner Is a pbarmaelst, Geneva, Wis. 

Samuel H. Moore lives at Ovid. Mloh. 

Daniel A. Phillips Is engaged In the praoUoe Of ptaarmacy, 
at Fairmont. Neb. 

Jehu Powell took his M. D. at University of Mlehlgan In '71; 
WBSAssletant In Chemloal laboratory. University of Michigan- 
74-6; now physician at Logansport, Ind. 

Milton D, Stiles took his M. D. at Michigan University In 71, 
Physician at Etmlra, N. Y. 

Amelia Upjohn Is married and lives at Pralrievllle, Barry Co., 
Mloh. 

William M. Wilson was for some yesirs In pharmacy In nt. 
Louis. Mo., and died at Denver, Col , Feb., S, 1877, of pulmoDary 
insumptlOD. 

FbaimlcB of '73. 

Frank E. Bodemann graduated- from tbe Medical Department 
, 74 ; took an M. A. at University Notre Dame, '75. Studied med- 
Ineln London and Vienna In '75 and '70; Surgeon In the Servian 
my, 76.7; Assistant to Prof, Horn. Surg., University of Michi- 
gan, '78.9, PhyBlcion. 291 Jeffersoa Avenue, Detroit. 

James P. Boyd look an M, D. at Long Island College Hospital, 
In '75, and Is now a physician at Akron. O, 

John (1. Brown is a pharmacist at Albion, Mich, 
Georges. Cook was a pharmacist; sometime with Farrand A 
Williams, Detroit; then with Urandlne A Hlnman. druggists, Bat- 
tle Creek, Mloh,, till September. ISSa, when he retired ou account 
of Ill-health. 

.ustln K. Hale, M.D., University of Michigan, 74; was some 
I a partner In pharmacy at Ann Arbor; slnoe. Id practice of 






., N. Y. 



RufusH, McCarthy, M.D., University of MtchlgDD, 74. IsDOW 
physician at Washing ion, D. C. 
Scott Bice lives at Sidney, Ohio. 
Augustus C.Stephenson Is a pharmacist at Grand Junction, 



in pharmacy, 37s C 



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I ibe CHiriiiison Ibe tenth, blok- 
nildst agulD, and will graduftle 



, The second semester openn next MoiidHy. 

Rev. T.DeWlttTulmoife will lecture at the npera house nexl 

Hundnypvenlntc. 

A company with ft'iO.uO'* ci'pf 1*1 will soon begin to nianulhclurt 

conl^llonery liione parlor the Courier building. Frank Hang- 
Mr. HolmcR lectured before the JelTerRonlan Hociely on Thun- 

dny evening. Feb. Sth. His subject was " A View Itnm llie Coach, 

Saddle, and t^ummll." It was quite well attended, and the lecture 



Btintereix 
R. a. Hendenhnll, of La Cygne. Knns 



iellv€ 



invlng 



eral patients whom other physicians had given up. 

Nut BO very long since, a Bupboniore received a telegram. A 
friend Inquired who was the sender. " I think It Is from rather; 
Itlookg very mnch lllie liU liandwrlLlng." was Clie oharaclerlstlc 
reply of the men of 'S4. 

Twelve sophomores, under the direction of Profeuor Oayley, 
are working burd on the Latin play. The " Adelpbl " of Terence 
bas been chosen, and two reheanmls have been had alrendy. The 
costumes will be made In Sev York. 

Professor 01 leh rial, who formerly beld the chair of surgery In 
the Horaoeopalhic departmenl, gave B praclloa] and iDBtrucllve 
leclnreon "The Tower of lAndon," In the homceopHllilc amphi- 
theatre, on tlie evening of theSth. A good audience beard blm. 

The society hop given laat evening, under the auspices of '88, 
was In every respect a success. The management of the affiilr was 
excelleni, nnd the committees deserve the thanks of everyboby 
who parllcl paled. We noticed many of our alumni present; alto 
young ladles from Detroit, Jackson, and elaewbere. Tbem*nu was 
eicepllonally good, and our friend, Frank, must have apceikd him- 
self. 

" Dr. Frieze has received a circular from tbe U. £. Conference 

for a u bee rip lions. Professor Waller and TreasuierTolchnrd will 
receive any sums which may be given for this purpose. Tbe loaay 
frlpuds of the former president of the University will do doubl be 
pleased to contribute to so worthy an object."— Iteglsler. 

A French club has recently been organized among the students 
and lovers or that language. Prolessor Uennequin Is at Ibe bead 
of tbe club. This club and the "Uchlller V'ereln " give a person a 
chanoe to learn to speak correctly both French and Oermau. 

The class of 'M had a stormy meeting on Balurday, February 
1th. It reminded us forcibly of Ibe old-time meetings of '811 by lu 
bitterness and excitement. The reason of this tempest.ao far dif- 
ferent from Dhe usual alyle of '8l's meetings, was the Aict that a 
certain promlaenl member ol tbe Junior class desired to be re- 
ceived " 1dU> the fellowship and communion of the mighty claas 
of 'SI." He addressed an elaborate and blrly well drawn docu- 
ment to Iheolasa, aettlng forth his reasons, which painted '8S Id 
no enviable colors, and tended to Increase the manifold excellen- 
ces of '81. After many spirited speeches, and the presentation of 
appropriate resolutions, the whole nifair was referred U> a com- 
mittee of sven teen, with full power to examine Into tbe moral and 
social " capability " (as one sophomore eloquently puts It) of the 
applicant. After disposing of the Junior s case, and sundry other 
business, tbe class appolnteil a coniinlttee to confer with theutbor 
committees on the reception for President Aiigell. 



W. H. Graham, of 82 

WlUl his ClRSS. 

KentChapterof the Phi Delta Phi fraternity will have a ban- 
quet at the 8t. Jame- on March 3d. 

The DelUTau Delta fmternlly will have a banquet Uils even- 
ing. Tbe i^t, James furnishes tbe menu. 

As tbe spring seems nbout to open up. an Increased stir ta seen 
In operations around tbe new library bnlldlng. 

Remenyl will appear In tbe opera house. March 1st. Tbe boys 
are already talking of meeting blm at the train with a band. 

Al Ibe society hop last night we noticed the following gradu- 
ates: Harry Russel, W.J. Oray, Mark Morris, JamesShaw, Bld- 
ney and Lewis Wight. 

The energetic blslorlan of '82 Is alrendy Id the fleld. He has 
mailed a list of questions to every member of the class, to he an- 
swered as soon as convenient. 

Ferdinand Hall, '82. has lea college to accent a good position 
iDCarllnvllle, III. He carries wUb blm the beet wishes of the 
class and of the entire Unlveralty. 

TheAlpba Delta Phi fraternity Is prosecuting Porter,orih« 
Ann Arbor police, for assault and battery. The ease came up for 
trial tbe other day, but the Jury disagreed. 

C, L, Coffin and Fldwlu F. Mack have been chosen delegates to 
represent the Phi Chapter of Psl Upsllon at the next general oon- 
ventlun of the fraternity, to be beld at Syracuse'. N. Y., In May. 

We underslund that preliminary steps have been taken to 
produce B French play sometime during the spring. With both a 
Ijktin and a French play, some of the students will bavea good op- 
portunity to dlBtlnguish themselves. 

The following celebrated troupes will appear In the opera house 
very soon: Haverly's Mustadon Minstrels. Haiel Kirk (from the 
MadlBon-square theatre. X. Y.). the Heyera Bisters, Annie Pliley, 
Faoule Davenport, and Kate ClaitOD. 

Scene 00 Huron street ; Assistant Professor of I^tln drops 
his cane, looks around apprehensively, meets Ibe gate of two 
smiling seniors, and blushes. Seniors. In chorus: "Freshman 
trick; pick up your cane." H k,«uA iioct: "Bet he oouditlons 

At the buBlnesB meeting last Friday evening, the Adelpbl lit- 
erary society elected tbe following olflaera: PreslUeut, G. W. ma- 
ple; vice-president, T, A. Nofliger; seorelury, £. K. Fall ; treas- 
urer, J. M. Zane; librarian, S. D. May; assistant librarian. E. BX 
Ueucb. 

A. B. Hale, of '83, baa completed bis work, and will leave In a 
fewdaysfur Kurupe. where be will travel until Dctoher. Other 
seniors have tlulsbed uud would go too U they did not have more 
urgent and pressing business elsewhere. lion voyiifft to you, Al. 
Besure to represent ')U well on the other side of tbe big pond. 

From the daring way In which robberies are being committed 
almost nightly In the rooms of students, one Is Inclined to wish 
tbe police would keep awake at least one night, and capture a few 
of ttiem. But then we must allow tbem a little rest, for, after 
prowling about all the Ilrat part of the evening watching to catch 
a few boys singing, we oan'l expsot tbem to fool away tbeir time 



To the crowd balow slain at Tllton's lectura 
■' the polloemau In mad array against tbe gallery" were not so 
full of meaning as to those above. For, early In the evening, the 
"special" got excited and dragged out two laws, whereupon a 
tumult arose until Ibey were restored. For being so basty then, 
as at other times, he has been dismissed, and the giillery gods will 
now have to keep order themselves, even without Porter's aaalsC- 



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Tha iBwa wtll meet President AngelJ In Detroit. 

Ko Kun Bua, Harvord'a Chi new pro(e9S»r, Is dead. 

Dr. WInoliell delivered a lecture hL Ionia, In this Slate. 01 
nth ulU 

The Phi KappH Fil feasted Theodnre Tllton the olber night, 
after hia lectors. 

H. F. Anten, taw, '82, waa admitted to the bar of the Circuit 
Conrtlaat Saturday. 

It Is reported that ttie University OrcheKtrn will make a 
Of the prlnolpal cities ot IheSlatr, In April. 

" My love la young, and Ihlr. etc." Freslile smiles and wlBbea 
he were a Junior, so he could asaoclate wtlb a poeteea. 

At tbe Y. M. C. A, convention at JackaoD, on February iS, 
Bailey, of the sehloroiass, will road a paper on the advantssea of 
aasoolallou work In colleges. 

A great many ■tudenta Uwk advaulageof Ibe eiamlnatlon 
weeka (0 pay a visit liome. Many say they wish ezamiustloa 
week would occur a little more often. 

We noticed a great deal of horseback riding for tbe last few 
dayaamong the students. Several seem niuch relieved and re- 
freshed by tbe exercise. It Is good aud healthful, and sbould be 

We hear oomplalnla from aeveral qnartera concerning the re- 
prebenilble habit Indulged In by one of the youngest profeseora, 
ofaasllng tbe whole burden of the recitation upon the shouldera 
of the student by lulling him to "Prooeed, If you please." 

Mr. Wni. Sherwood, Boston's favorite pianist, bns been secared 
by the University Musical Society to give a recital here on Friday 
evening, Feb. 3lfb. He will be aaslated by meuihora of the aoclety. 
Tbe performance-win bike place In the general lecture room. A 
limited number of tickets will be lasued. and these can be ob- 
tained at the book-stores, or Brown's cirng-store. 

The following letter waa received February laih. It needs no 




Crelle's JournHl fflr Mnthemallk, spoken of before In this pa- 
per, arrived In the Qeneral Llbrury laat Tueaday. It Is published 
at Berlin, and contains a complete history of methematlcal sci- 
ence since 1S3S. Thereare ninety volunnes. eacn conlalning fbnr 
Issues of the Journal, and of nearly MO pages. The flrst volume 
was published In VOa. and the laat In 1881. Mr. E. C. Hegeler. the 
donor of the Journal, should have the thanks of every student 
and lover of mnthemallcnl Bclence, as he has placed wltbln our 
reach the very beat mHtbemaClcHi Jiiuriial In Iha world. 

The Unlvenll; Shooting Club held Its regular senil-anoual 
election and banquet at Hunk's lant Thursday evening. Hank 
ouldid himself In the banquet which he furnished, add a thor- 
oughly pleasant time was tbe result. The ofOoers elect are; Preel- 
den^ F. W. Davenport; Vice-President, C. H. Cooley; Secretary. 
D.I~ Parker; Treasurer. E. H. Bull; Board of D< rectors, T. W.Sar- 
gent, S. Cromble. and D. L. Parker. There are at present a few »a- 
OHnoles in the memberahlp of the club, and all members of the 
University who have, or would like to acqa1re,aDy skill at trap- 



Last Friday 



club w 



ivenlng the Chrorirlr board bad their annual 
and "set-up." Frank Hangslerfer furnished the 

al, Bod it wOB fully as good as any of whlah we have 
ileuKure of purlaklng. Kull Jusllos waa done to the 
IB table looked as If B hurricane had struck It. after 



There wasasopbomoresoclal a few evening since. 

"Tbe Junior class elected A. M. Itrown president laat week."— 
KeglNter. 

A committee la Investigating the qneatlon of who is to blame. 
Hill or the peeler. 

Now tbe student recslveth back his balance tlom quail tati ire, 
and r^oleeth much thereat. 

The Cbroxiclk board bad their pictures taken last Monday. 



ttn< 



luhlnc 



. The 



ea, Jokt 



gotten olT by the funny men of the boiird, and at an early (T) hour 
'he party dispersed, voting It a decidedly pleuannt time. A very 
good collectiooTir hu-iks whs divided up among the editors. The 
pomologlcai, agricultural, and educational reports were voted U> 
themaDager, in Uikeii of hia eOIoleut services lor the paper. . 



Prof. M. C. Tyler,. if Cornell, gave a lecture at Baltlmore( before 
the Peabody Institute of that place, a few days ago. 

Osonr Wilde lectured In Detroit laat night. Can't he be In- 
duced locome to Ann Arbor T Possibly some of us might outdo 
Harvard in the way of aathettc costumes. 

Tne action at the Indignation meeting with reference lo boy- 
cotting Tal mage's lecture waa a great Injustice to lUDOcenl par- 
tiea, without lb any way touching thoae for whom there Is B 
dislike. 

"Tim" Collins, another of the men of '82, having completed 
bis course in college, will uot return next semester. He will go 
Into the Signal Service Bureau at Washington, postponing his law 
n>r a lime, " Tim " promises to have some flne weather here neit 
Field Day. 

Some person or persons are reviving the old practice of carry- 
ing the papers from the tables of tbe reading-room in the Qeneral 
Library, and fbrg'ettlng to bring Ihem hack. Should they be found 
out. the result will be a forfeiture of tbelr rights there, and per- 
haps something worse. 

Mr. W. V. Ranger, class photograper of 'BS. baa arrived and Is 
ready to take photographs. He has a good gallery on Liberty 
street, Immediately westof Haln. He will take pictures for the 
underclassmeu at very reasonable rates. Mr. R. Is an excellent 
artist, and students have a good chance now to get flrst-claes work 

Some Ume ago. two sophomores were eon versing about a Dub- 
lin newspaper that one of tbem bad received. Aft'eshmau stand- 
ing near suddenly asked them how they managed to read the pa- 
per. The sophs immediately answered thai they used an "Irish 
dictionary." "What," saya the freshman, "have they a chair of 
Irish here in the University T " I 

We never like to crack a Joke on an editor, but thia almost too 
good to keep. It seems thai he Is accustomed to take oonslltu- 
il walks, wlilcb Is all very good, but when be walks in one 
direction some six months (say north], then suddenly goes In tbe 
oppoalte direction, and at last travels enst. It begins lo look aaapi- 
;ionB. The lost etploit vroaa trip to Detroit. We understand he 
»lllsoon tarn his foolaieps north ugulu, and bla many friends 
■iah him alt aucceas In his —JlsU of labor. 

Perludlcula received In the Medical Library. 18.^: American 
riiurnal of Insanity. Ainerlvan Journal of Medical Science, Amer- 
can Journal of Obaletrios, American Practitioner, Annala of An- 
ilomy and Surgery, Archlv fUr PatholORlache Anutomie, Archlv 
fllr Pbyaiolcsle, Archives of Ophthalmology, Archives of Otology, 
Ives OJiieralca des M6d«cihe, Boston Medical and Surgical 
Journal, Brltiah Medical Journal. Caaada Lancet. Chicago Medi- 
Joumal, Chicago Medical Review. Dublin Journal of Medical 
enoe, Edinburgh Medical Journal, Half- Yearly Compendium ot 
Medical Science, lodex Medious, Jahrbuch der Kluderbeilkuude, 
Journal de I'Analomie, Journal of fhysloli^y, London Lancet, 
Loalsvllle Medical News, Medical Mews and Abstract, Medical 
Heoord, Medical and Surgical Hepurter, Medical Times and Oo- 
Eette, Michigan Medical Neva, New Remedies. New York Medical 
JourL)al,Ob9tetrlcOBzette, Philadelphia Medical Times, Physician 
and Surgeon, Practitioner, Schmidt's JabrbOcher, Therapeutic 
Oaaette, Zellschria fllr physlologlsohe Chemle. Hamaopathie— 
American HomtBopath, American Observer. Habnemannhiii 
Monthly, Medical Advance, Medical Cull, Medical Counselor, New 
England Medical Oaiette, New York Medical Times, North Amer- 
ican Journal ot Uomoiopathy, _ . . _ _ _ _ ._ 



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The dlKdwIon of the FarenMI Theory Id collegs 
luaogurkted b]^ tbe NHtlDn. \* drawing Ibrtb comraenl ft-om ita- 
denl* as well ai from older peraoof iolereeted fa educallou. Tba 
Argo, Feb. IKh. advebce* loine good Idea* od tbla mibjecl. and li 
■well worlh reading (Vjr lu many otiier altraollona. The generoue 

rr«e aa auy cHlzeni, ibould prompt ua to hope for an epocb of 
greater llberallly on Ihe part of all uDivenlt; IheiilUea wboae 
membera are wortbj of tbeir poRltlona. 

The Cornell Freahmau Hupper haa at lait paued ofT auocen- 
nilly. Tbe claia pre<ldent,aad tbe vlce-prealdenlnnd (oaat-maa- 
ter. were both kidnapped at S a. m., Feb. 3d, by Bophomoiei, and 
aplrlled away over counlrr road* and by rail till the party was 
atopped by police at Syracuie, and detained tor the urr 
Freebmen Olenda. when all returned In lime Tor tbe suppei 
otber uieDiben of Ihe cIbm were taken to a Ibrm-liouae and kept 
there till the morning aOer tbe supper. Fl»e Sophomorea hai 
been auapended by thefbculty. The Cornell Sun or Feb. 4lb glvi 
oomplele acoounta. 

Tbe Yale NeWB of Feb. 8th Is accompanied by a auppleinei 
giving aD account of tbe Junior Promeonde Concert. The Ibeat 
In which 11 waa held wa* elaborately decorated wltb Vale'a coin 
and Htbletio trophies, lucludlug wlnnlug baivea 

In connection wKb tbe papers publlnhed by college mei 
thejournala of the fraternltle*. There are Un of theie, with 
uamea and dales of founding aa followa: 

Beta Theta PI. 1873. 

Chi Phi Ctuarterly, 1874. 

Phi Kappa Pal Quarterly, 1X75. (Changed to " Shield, 

Phi DalU Theta " Scroll," about ISTO. ■ 

Delta Thu Delta "C'reacenl," 11^. 

"PblQamma Delia," l!f7». 

Alpha Delia Phi " Star and Creacent," 1880. 

BlgroaAlpbaKpallon ■■ Reoord," 1880. 

Alpha Tau Omega -'Piilm," 188U. 

" Tbe Sigma Chi," IB8L 



CLIPPINGS. 

"What did CKiar die otT" Boinan ponobea. 

The aaooeaaAiI miner doea nol always work In vein.— Ei. 

Ask a woman how old she la If yon waal her toibow her rage. 
-Ei. 

A Harvard roan aaya hia fUr-trlmined overookt la " loo utterly 
otWr."— Ki. 

Song of the medical atudent: "Thia world la but an M. D' 
void."— Herald. 

Fhlladelpblahaaan artlsl named Sword. When eight yeara 
of age he was only a little bowle.— £1. 

A mailed knighl must have required a good many "stamps" 
tocarry him through auccesafully.— Ex. 

Butler's Analogy. Prof.—" Mr. T,, you may pass on to tbe 'Fu- 
ture life'." Mr. T.— ■■ Not prepared."— Ei. 

A baby In Oblo that was fed on elephant's milk gained twenty 
pounds lo one week. It whs tbe baby elephant. 

"Wbalsort ofa aian Is heT" "Bbort end bald. Heused tocul 
his hair ; but now his liair baa cul bin,"— Eelealhi, 



Th« Water Nrmph. 

Lightly she rides on the billow's huge crest; 
While the foam cusblons, by whiter Umbi preaaed. 
Back from ber shoulders ralla flouting, her hair, 
Showing son arms, and a nock smooth and ftlr. 

Round her tbe waves their wild atrengtb madly fling; 
Fondly tbey toucb. and careBSlngly cling. 
Nought but tbe spray from their lowering height 
Comea between me and her charms' dasillng light, 

QIOrlDuapalnllngI Oh would that my prayer 
iQto warm flesh might transform art so rare, 
Aa. long ago, did Pygmalion's Inspire 
Uoddesa of Ivory with breath and 



—Crimson. 
Is rough, 



"TherelsHdIvlnlty that shapes 01 
Haw them h« we will."— Ei. 
A perfectly aafa elevator la In process of Incubation, we art 
happy to announce." " Do you mean that It Is In the haUihweyT' 



mil 

-Ei. 

There Is a story told of a line old Cornish squire who only 
drank brandy on Iwo occasions— when be bad goose for dinner 

The electric light bas proven Itself to be useful In one place at 
ul. The lumbermen are using 11 lo saw logs by In Wisconsin. 
Tbey saw tbe logs because It was so light at nlgbt.— El. 

Tbe following Inscription, found In a cburcbyard In a little 
hamlet ■ few miles ihls side of Bustou, Is suggestive of a wrecked 
and shattered life : " He loved not wisely, but loo Wellesley."— 
Yale Etecurd. 

What la a klasf A monoay liable form of communication, oom- 
posed only of labials, frequently used na a conjunction, although 
an article, and more common than proper. (To be ountlnued.)— 
Harvard Herald. 

Judging from the Monday night'a nolae. there must have been 
a very free Imbibition. Does a certain Sophomore remember that 
be called out gratefully to a supporting lamp-post as be left It, 
"Good night I Don't give It a'way!"— News. 

The laleal " lealbellc movement" on record was when the 
Harvard freshmen waded home through tbe deep snow from Oscar 
Wilde's lecture In their ulatera and kuee-breeobea, their uupro- 
teeled calves shivering In the cold.— Herald. 

A useful employ^. "Mo," said the plumber, of bis aaslalant, 
"Harry Isn't mncb of a workman, bul he's a profltable man for 
me. He's such u raasber that tbe oooks will keep llie waler-plpea 
ftoien up all the time so us lo have him around."— Boston Post. 

A memberofa Ixindon club wan standing 00 the club-bouse 

waaa gentleman wltb one eye named Walker In tbe club. "I 
don't know," waa the answer; "what was Ibe uameof bla other 

Two men, discussing the wonders of modern aclence. Said 
onei "Look ataslronomy, now ; men have learned tbe distances 
to the Blare, and wllb the spectroscope they have even Ibund out 
tbe aubstaucee Ibey are made of." " Yes," said the other, " but 
slraugestof uU tome Ishow they found out all their names 1"— 
Ez 

Tbey bad reached the well-known paragraph where <£dlpua 
exclaims: "O city, city I" and au unprepared Junior was called 
up. In the emergency ho replied; " Here we have an example of 
a word in EngUiih liikeu almoal without change from llie Qreek. 
CEdlpus being lu desperate clroumatancea called loudly, 'Pollcel 
Police 1' " Tbe prufiMaor fainted, and bla condition la still eritlcal. 
—College Cabinet, _ ^ . _ . .. _ _ _ 



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Rlghtially be r%ag the door-bell, 

And asked (Or the cbarmlDi MlwTubbn. 
" WbatT not In T too bad 1 my onrd If you please," 
And be puaed out the Jack ot CI ubi. 

It raised qulteabihlonsblaioandal, 
And leltoneheftrl wounded and sore, 

Forsbe wa«a mlDliler's daughter, 

And he -well bs doeso't ptay oardi any more. 

— Iiehlgb Burr. 

A laineof baaa-ball ii like a buckwheat cake— a great deal de- 
p«adi on the butter.-' Ex. 

BnodklaaiayR hi* new allk bat la like the whooping cohgh— 
load : bat ba bad to have It.— Lampoon. 

Tbey have a brand of whUky In Kentucky known aa tbe 
"Horn of Plenty," because It will corn you ooplongly.— Detroit 
Chair. 

It la DOW claimed that tbe flrat time the expreaalQD '- Eureka " 
bad beeo ueed, was wbeh 8ocratea sat down on a tack for which 
he had beea looking. -Ex, 

Aa editor reoelved a letter from a subscriber asklag Iilm to 
cure Tor apple-tree worms. He replied that he could not suggest 
acoreunlllheknew what ailed the wurms.— Ex. 

Dr. Cuyler want* all young ladles to band together and say : 
" No lips shall touch toy llpi that have touched a bottle." Rather 
rough, this, on the fellowi tbal were brought up by band.— Ex. 

Tbe young lather or a teething baby being nxkeil by bis male 
friends to Join tbem al the club, replied heroically; 'No. tbauk 
you, some other evening. I am going to tbe bawl tbls evening." 

Oscar Wilde lectured before a large audleuce at BusUm. About 
arty Harvard aieu dressed In knee-breaehes.and otberwlsearrayed 
a la Wilde, were present, and gave the msthete oooslderHble game 
—Harvard Herald. 

Aa Brown Jumped out of the reach of onsoc the big apes at 
the museum that showed an Inordlnnte desire to sample bis Oesh, 
said Fogg; " I've always beard Chat tnau sprang from the monker. 
and now I know It."— Bi. 

Tbe oollege clock is a bare-bced thtog 1 Ila motlo seems to be 
"hands off," and yet It gave us a light iqueeie In getting to chnpel 
on the day that It slopped. We don't know what has ilruek lu 
works, but It lina certainly struck work, probably becauxe It baa 
been used to striking all its life. In embracing Itili opportunity 
to slop. Ila bands must have been broken, for tbey bad to beset. 
before It could go again.- Ex. 

Th lags one would rather have left unsaid: Nervous Person 
(speaking al last to his neighbor): "Do you know who that re- 
markably ugly persoD Is. Just opposite— talking to the blaek- 
balred lady, you kuow~um-eh I" Neighbor: ■■ That, sir, is my 
brother." Nervous Person : "YeaT I— I— I beg your pardon— I.-I 

—stupid of me not to have seen the ftmlly likeness— a— a— a ." 

(Collapse* and dlsappears.)~Punch. 

The Lampoon board, at the retiuoatofa large number of 11* 
sabacrlbera. have determined to reprint, lu pamphlet form, all tlie 
besl sketches of Ihe First Series. The Lampoons of the flrsl aeries 
are now out of print, and this Is the only meaus of obtaining cop- 
ies of tbe college wit which ha* done so much to brighten college 
lire. Only a limited number of these books will bepubllahed.and 
the subscription price will be II.IX) per copy.— Herald. 

Tha Fabla of tli« Aasthete and tha Almamatei. 



that her Appearance would be greatly Improved if she had bnt a 
aiBtueor two about her, adding that he himself happened to have 
one with him which he would only be too happy If she would 
condescend, etc 

But tbe Almamater r^olned that she bad been there before, 
and that ahe had Juat received a large Invoice from tbe Arch^o- 
logical InatltuCe, and therefore regretted that she ftit compelled, 

"Qood-dayhi you," exclaimed the Asslhete, who tbercupon 
turned and trotted away to a New Haven of Beflige for the Feeble 
minded and Insane. 

Moral: Chaises for Ax-grlnding have Balaed.-Herald. 



Men's hearts are like their pi 

From them flow 
The ooln of their affection, 



It may be lavished by aspendthrin band 
Or slip, from miser's palm, well scanned. 
In either case, note wall the sorry end- 
One alglia for what tbe other oannol spend. 



But. Cbli 
Whei 



r, bellet 



My heart for you Is full alWE^r ; 
Since, like that magic purse 

Of fiilrly lore, 
'T Is conatant giving tbat renews the store. 

—Advocate. 

The Orsl political encyal opted la that has ever been printed In 
the English languiige Is being publlabed by Rand. McNally «Co., 
of Chicago. On tbe continent of Europe such polUlcHl dlcLlon- 
arlea have been In use for some lime. Tbe preaeiil undertaking 
contemplates, to begin *1tU, four stout octavo volumes, wilb tbe 
topics arranged In alphabetical order, and tbe whole work Is in- 
tended for the bse of politicians, legislator*, writers, and iludenta. 
The editor la Mr. Lnlor, who is known as tbe translator of Von 
Hoist. Among theconirlbutore to the encyclopaHllaare; Edward 
Atkinson. Thomas M. Couley. Dorman B. Eaton, A. R. SpolTard, 
and Horace White.— Echo. 

Th« new constitution of the American Itaae-ball Asaoclstlon, 

laduptedat the December convention, contains tbe following 

-ovlslons: In the drsl place, tbe membership at present Is llni- 

sd lo the clubs of Harvard, Yale, Princeton. Amherst. Dart- 

outh. and Brown ; and a unanimous vote of nil these cluba Is 

^essaiy to elect new meinbera of tbe AaaoclBtlon. The annual 

e for membership la fifteen dollars. The aeries of games to de- 

de the championship of the Association shall consist of two 

ith each college ctub; the drst gams only on each home club'* 

'ound, or on grounds mutually agreed upon, to count in the 

Ties. The greatest total of won games decldeM the champion- 

ship. In case of a tie, one game shall be played by each club thus 

tlelng, with each of the otb^r llelng dabs ; *aldgame to be played 

upon neutral grounds, and within ten daysaller the last scheduled 

game of the aeries. Each club Isentltlad to and shall receive the 

entire recelpta on its own grounds, and pay lu own eipensaa of 



the I 



A Bomanca. 

winter night. 



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1+3 



A parting late, 
A Klnnlntimlle 
" t bope tbut yon will at 
A bded flower 
Held In hla hand 



Mob IS 






»lremel; dretun;. 






or bircb-bsrk white, 
FlUbed mi a IoHj. lovely id 

They took long iralki, 

Aud rend long books, 
Tosetbflr by tb« aprlnileV* lOuataln. 

A I home agBlD,— 

But tall ma, btea, 
WhHl msku our hero look so wllledT 

Tbe truth )■ ud 

And bard to tell : 
He's wooed the maid and ban been Jilt 



Tbe league clnb> will not carry the cuKlomary large trunk and 
bat-bag on their trips next leEuon, Each player will be obliged 
not only to carry a vallaa In wblcb Is packed hie outflt. but will 
also have lo look out for Indlvtdanl bai-baKB. made of caovaa or 
leather, eaoli holding [wo bats. EhpIi player will bave to buy two 
complete unirorma ilt the opening or the seaaon, which he must 
keep clean at hla own eipenaa; and any player railing to appear 
In a clean suit at eaeb game will be lined. Tbe leagne player* are 
alao required to wear wblte linen tie* when on the Held.— Ecbo. 



Tbe bell In tbe neighboring aleeple 

Is tolling the midnight hour. 
And aapell that ■■ weird end awful 

Cre«pB 'round me wUb myvtlc power. 

low burning— tbe lamp In my aludy 

Reveals but a golden ring. 
While tbe blanlng I<vb of my cbeerfbl Dre 

Tbeir dying veapera sing. 

Wearily droop my eyellda, 

lam yielding to alnmberatlait: 

In tbe land of vUloni I wander away, 
And dream o( the daya Ibat are past. 

WbatOgurela sitting bealde me. 

In the moonllgbt pale and oold, 
Wlh sort blue eyea and tresses bright 

Recalling some (Wota or oldT 

" Will, don't yon know Mabel— your Mabel t" 

She tenderly, earnestly said. 
" Hy Ood I oan tbls be you. Mabel T 

Why, darling, I thought you were dead I 

" Dead ! yes. long ago dead to tbli world, 



Fondly I claiiped her Id my arma— 
I bad found tbe longed-for rest. 



II llngnred tbe spell, 
But the dream faded slowly away, 
And lo, t awoke alone -alone I 

In tbe cold grey dawn of the day. 

Mabel, ray child- wtFe my Idol, 

Wbom tbe aogeli oarrted alkr, 
la waiting tbere at the Portal 

Where tbe pearly gates are ^ar. 

My eye la dim,' as tbe vision I WII, 
And my looks are all verlng grey; 

Yet I know she Is waltlng^-waltlng Ibr me 
At tbe pearly gatesof Day. —Ac 



an article that recently appeared 



Here are some eitracls fn>i 
Id the Waililngton Post relatlv 
vard. Speaking of tbe rooms, It says: 

" All of them are fbrnlshed wltb taste and elegance, and some 
with greatoostllneBs. Tbe rooma are In themselvea cosy and In- 
viting. The deep Are- place usually has queer little oloaela on each 
side, with glass doors. These, as may be readily seen, tbrnlsb 
great poulblllttes of decoration. The window* have the delicious 
old-fBahloned window -seals, that are still more charming by be- 
ing upholHtered In tbe prevailing tint of tbe room, or el*e In 
browD leather, picked out In gold. If the pursuit of knowledge 
were aver dellgblful. to pureue It in one of these oomforlabla. 
niomy *eets. with heavy and artlatle wlndow-curtalns to give It 
au Indescribable air of coiy seclusion, must give It an added 
rbarm. Tbere Is a wonderful taate shown In manyof these moms. 
ThestudeniB have wisely avoided laoe curtain* and all the lighter 
adornments that require a woman's presence to harmonise. There 
la a kind of maacullne Individuality In their bouse furnlablng that 
Indicates the OtneHi of things. The hooka and picture* are, some 
of them, of greiit value. Although the dark, neutral lints of walls 
and carpets are general, yet they are not afraid of a dash ol color; 
and a sudden blaie of red or gold la more effective from the aom- 
breaurronndlngs. II the ooeupan t of tbe room 1* a boating man 
hla oani are crossed upon the walla; bis gloves are (bare, too, If 
be Btudtes tbe manly art; and hi* Ibll*, If he (bllowa fenolng. 
Tbere la In everytblug a sugge*tlon of *tudy and manly amosa- 
menl*. Many of the room* are hlatorlc, and a mention of the 
celebTHled persons who have occupied theni would be a history of 
Harvard Col lege."— Herald. 



Iiocal MiacslUny. 



Ws wish to eall your attention to tbe new departure In Fine 
Custom Tailoring. Wlnana A Staflbrd, Buoceaaon tu Wlnans A 
Berry. Call and see them. 



country affbrds. Juat what Ann Arbor needs. 

Miu WiHANS baa always been one of the moet liberal pi 
o[ TubChhohiclb. And In view of the Ibct. and that I 
alnaysendeavored to turn out Brst-olais work only, we 
advise all profesBars and students lo return tbe oompllm 
WlnnnaAStaUord. 



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LITERARY JTOTES. 

•• PronouDClng Handbook of Words odeu Mlspronoaooed," 
edited by Ricbard Boulbsnd Loomla J. Campbell. Lee ASliepHrd. 
publishers, Boaton.—Tbeobject or tbe book can be no better staled 
tban In the words oT the ooropllent: "It la ihe purpose of tlili 
Haodbuok to report ibe curreul nsaga or the best speakers vltb 
regard to such vords hi are the moat Ilnble Xa be mix pronounced, 
and also to reoord aucb wutlIb as ma; be prooounced to either of 
two wr-jJ without any offence to go<« taale." In preparing the 
book, the belt aulborllles both In England and America bave been 
coQsnlled, and Lhus, alter oarefulUudgiueat, the best authorlxatlon 
baa been adopted. The IntrbdnellOD gives some praullcHl rules lu 
regard tqpronunclaUon, and alaosome useful btnti for Leaching 
tbis branch or tbs language. The book contains some 3,000 words. 
tboeemoatlDUse. For aale by 8. C. Andrews. Price, Wceiila. 

"Cambrlge Trifles" Is the name of a recent publication of G. 
P. Putoain's Sons. That the typographical work la good Is alioul 

ediy the work of an undergraduate. It is manifestly the produc- 
tion of one who has a wonderful flow of words coupled with a 
woful lack of thought. Tbe anihor's attcmpU at witticisms re- 
minds one of the bushels of chatT, but we search In vain for the 
grains of wheaL Uls rullurea would be ludicrous did nut an op- 
pressive sorrow harrnw up our soul to wILness their ooniplale sue- 
oess— as failures. The principal fault we And with the work Is lU 
perfect uaeleasn ess aud unlntelllglblllly to a reader who Is unec- 
qualnttd with Cambridge life. A careful reading will not Increase 
one's kuowledge of Cuinbrldge one iola. The author takes fbr 
granted that "everyone as is anyone" must know all about Cam- 
bridge. The desire nearest our heart Is " never to look upon lis 
like again." For sale by John Moore. Price. Sl.OO. 



"Higher than the Churoh," an Art I>egend. by Wllholmlne 
TonHlIlern; firontheaerman, by Mary J.Hanlbrd. Published by 
OotUberger, N. Y. For aale by John Moore. Price. SS cenU.—Tb la 
Isau Btlraotlve little story, told, as von HlUeru's always are, lu a 
style that would make even the most common pluce Ideas uttract- 

Ibe upper Khlue, as Ihe French are bombarding the place. She 
recalls the legend concerning tbe altar-piece of Breisuacb-a cath- 
dral, and lella It. The tlory la simply how the artist Hans Llef- 
rluk, being told by a proud CuuuclUor that be oould have his 
daughter when he carved an altar-piece higher tlinn Ihe church 
In wbli^ Itshiod, aooompllsbed that feat and won his bride by 
simply bending the top of the altar-piece till It measured more 
thau Ihe height of the church. The translation Is very blr, and 
altogether It makes a very pleasant book to pick up In an Idle 
half hour. 

The "Elementa of Economics." Vol, I., by Henry D. HcLeod, 
tsabook of special Interest toatudenls ofpolUlcal economy. The 
author lu hla preface seta forth hia aim U> give a summary or eoci- 
Domlcs reviewing aud exposing the errors of that school mostla- 
mlilariy known In the writings of John Stuart Mill, and setting 
forth the now generally accepted solution of those questions aban- 
doned by that school namely: credit, banking, foreign exchsogea, 
and currency. quesllunH, by the way, of gpeulal Interest to Amerl- 
eiiis. The flratfew chsptem are taken up with a akclch of the rise 
of Inductive science aud a review of the dllTereuI aehoola of pollt- 

ceptlons of ecooonilcs. whlcb he defines aa the aclence that treats 
of tbe laws governing the relations uf exctiangeable quantities. 
From IbiB be pusaea to the theory of value of coinage, credit, aud 
bauklug, with whlcb the flrit volume oonolade*. The method of 



treatment Is not claimed to be origloal, nor ts the deflalllon and 
treatment of the subject niultleta ; at least we bave been taught to 
consider thai the science oFeiobaogea Is by no mea us the whole 
of political economy. Htllt mnob may be gained bysbirilug one's 
atandpoint whether the view obtained be altogether as complete 
or not. For a mere compendium of prlnelplea. The book Is won- 
derfully full on tome trivial points. Forlnstauos, six Qreek quo- 
tations are given to establish the (Mt that '<«>( means property. 
Again quotations from Latin poets, however pretty, are rather out 
of place Id a Bcleotlflc treatise, eapeclally since untranslated, they 
are meaningless to moat readers. We can. however, commend 
thefellcllousmanner the writer baa or eonveylng his Ideas. There 
Is no obscurity anywhere. T>. Appleton ft Cti. D. Applelon A Co., 
publishers, N. Y. For sale by John Hoore. Price, tl.7&. 

Volume thirty-eight of the iDternatlnnal SBleotifl: Series, 
published by D. Appleton K Qa.. of New York, Is entitled " The 
Concepts and Theories of Modern i^yslcs,'' Wiitteu by Mr. J. B. 
Slallo. Near the end of his Introductory chapter tbe author says; 
'-Itls my purpose, the re n>re. In the following page* to laqulre 
mechanical theory of tt 



Indeed absolut 



It forn 



d witli 



s ordlnt 



mptlon 



»id psychological »rlyln." 






•eof It 






■rry out 



, of tbe pro|>uaUIai: 

as "the Atomic Theiiry," "the Kinetic Theory of Uiaea," etc, 
etc., and bends all his discussions to his prime object. For the 
sclenildcnlly Inclined pers'iiilhe book la a rare treat, In that It 
brings to view and discusses lu smull spaoe so many of the pu»- 
ling questions and theories abuve mentioned. Wlielber It would 
meet the approval of the present generation of solenllflcsludenls 
we very much doubt, as the author's conolnalon la In direct oppo- 
sition to the commonly accepted "atomo-mBchanloal theory ;" 
but In giving hla conclualon the author carefully guards against 
Hll misconceptions of bis meaning. On the whole the book Is well 
and (boughl/ully written, and Isa valuable addition to the store 
of sclentlflc literature. John Moore will sell you the book for tL75. 

One of the latest publlcatlona of D. Appleton ft Co. la a neat 
Utile volume entitled "Two Yean In Oregon." The uullior. Mr. 
Walllg Nash, Is an English gentleman, wiio unera visit to Oregon 
In l!:r;il. has returned with bis family aud a number of £:ngl1sb 
frleniljj to make In that western land a permanent home. The re- 
sult ol blB twu years' observation and experience as a resident Is 
thepresentatlonof a "very faithful plclnreof life aa It Is In Ore- 
gon to-day." The book la dedicated to his father and addressed 
more especially to his trahs-atlantlo friends; but we believe it 
will And many appreciative readers on this aide of the ocean. Mr. 
Naab haa traveled over tbe length and breadth of Oregon under 
circumslancea peculiarly favorable for enabling him to ac- 
quaint himself with the varied resources of the State, The style 
of the vhlume before us Is pleasing and luterestlng, beside many 
amusing anecdotes ofpluuecr life In the lar west, and deacrlptions 
of grand and beautiful scenscy. We And Ijere answered In concise 
and complete form Just auch questions as many of as would like 
to ask couoernlng the growth of tbe lilate, Itsollinale, soil.produo- 
tloui. cities, towns, people. Its railroad and steamboat routes, fares 
etc Til read llie book Is like making a trip to Oregon wlllioultlie 
tedlouHiiess and expense of the Journey. In cloelng the author 
sums up some of the many attractions which Oregon ulTers to the 
Iniinlgrantandaddgsome practical hinis whlcli may be of value 
to those wlio contemplate going there. As being the experience 

us 1Mb agood kind of testimony, and not prejudiced by patriotic 
feeling. The t)-pography and binding of the book Is ei 
For sale by John Moore, price |l JO. 



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UNIVERSITY OP MICHIGAN. SATURDAY, MARCH 4, 1832. 



Saturday, February 2Sth, was a day of note In the 
history of our college, as that was the day that brought 
our long-abxeut Proeldent safely back to the University 
and his many friends in Ann Arbor. That It was a day 
of pleasure to all studeuts no one cftuld doubt, after look- 
ing at the happy faces of the many studeDt« assembled 
to meet him. Even the sophomores and freshmen, who 
have entered thecollegesince President Angell'sdepar- 
ture, seemed to realise the Joyfuhiess of the occasion, 
and enter into all the preparations for the reception of 
our President, with as much vim as those that liave en- 
joyed a personal acquaintance with Dr. Angell, The 
greater part of the Faculty, together with tlie PreBldenU 
of the various classes of each department, met President 
Angell at Detroit and accompanied him to Ann Arbor. 
While this delegation were performing their pleasant 
dutiesiuDetroit, at Ann Arbor active prepar^it ions were 
going on for tlie President's reception here. At 10 a.m. 
tbestudems began to assemble at the University grounds 
and form the procession. Shortly before 11 a. H. the 
procession, headed by the city band, marched down to 
the depot in the following order; Literary, Medical, 
Law, Pharmacy, Hoinwopathlc, and Dental Depart- 
ments, At the depot there were many citizens, and In 
all, tite crowd Is variously estimated at 2,000 or even 
more, the greater part of which was students. As the 
train drew into the station cheers upon clieera, from the 
Immeose crowd, bore a hearty welcome to Dr. Angell. 
These were, If possible, redoubled, as he stepped from 
the train. In a short time the procession was again in 
motion, tl>e Dental Department leading, followed by 
Homoeopathic, Pliarmacy, Law, Medical, and Literary 
Departments, Dr. An;;ell, escorted by the Faculty, 
bringing up the rear. At South University Avenue the 



procession broke Into two lines, and made room for the 
President's carriage to pass between the lines. At his 
iiouse Dr. Angell, in a few happy words, expressed his 
gratitude and appreciation of the cordial welcome ex- 
tended to bim by tlie students. It was with reluctant 
steps that the finally took their way from the President's 
beuse, every one eagerly wishing that it was time for 
the evening reception. However the time finally came, 
and at 8 o'clock University Hall was filled even to the 
rows of seats. There must have been between 2,- 
400 and 2,500 people seated In tlie Hall. Upon the plat- 
form there were seated the members of the different 
Faculties ^and representatives of the city. Dr. Frieze 
made the opening address and welcomed Dr. Angell 
t>ack on behalf of the Regents, Faculties, and students. 
He reviewed the circumstances of his appointment to 
this important position, and congratulated him on the 
success of his mission, on the honor that he had con- 
ferred upon himself and the University, both by his 
appointment and by his success. He tlien reviewed the 
condition of the University during Dr. Angell's ab- 
sence, and earneatiy hoped that nothing liad happened 
to Its detriment during this time, and that he now 
gladly turned the cares and honors of the presidency 
■ to Dr. Angell. Judge Harrlman followed with an 
ressof welcome in behalf of the city, Board of Edu- 
cation, and Common Council. He spoke of the pride 
that the people of Ann Arbor had felt, that one of their 
cillzens-had been called upon to flll such an Important 
position as the one which Dr. Angell has so successfully 
carried out. He said that the citizens of Ann Arbor 
bad always followed his negotiations with great Interest 
and pride, and were glad to add their welcome to those 
already given him. Prof. C. E. Adams read the resolu- 
tions of the Common Council expressing their gratifica- 
tion at Dr. Angell's safe arrival home. ' As Dr. Angell 
stepped forward to make his response, he was greeted 
with a storm of applause. When this had ceased, he 
spoke of the feelings of gratification and happiness he 
experienced in ills return home; of the pleasure that 
he had derived from tiie many kindly and regular mes- 
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Regents, the membera ot the difTerfnt faculties, oii<l the 
urid^rgraduHlcH or all tliedeimrtuieiits for the work tiiey 
hiid done to bring nbout tbe eucciva oC tlie UiiiverslLy, 
which be heard inentloned mi all sldea. President Aji- 
gell spoke of (be eotntw with wbii-h be heard of the 
deaths of PrufesGonj Wateon aod Williams, iind ex- 
Preeidetits Tappan and Haven, whoi^e familiar faces be 
had ezpecled to tee again, and whom he would sadly 
miss. He then nienticned bis work, and said that It 
was w lib feelings of surprise he heard tbe treaty pro- 
hibiting the Importation of opium into China from this 
country, crltlciBe<1 ; that tbia treaty bud enabte<l China 
to obtain siiutlar ones from RuBsla and Brazil, and would 
in tbe end, be hoped, Influence Great Britain's course 
tn r^ard to (his commerce, and help China to free her- 
self from the curse of this drug. He cloHed his addresa 
by stating that in all his Journeys, he had met no aa- 
etmblage that gave him morepleasuretban tbe one then 
before htm. After these addresses. Dr. Angell took bis 
stand ~iD one of the lower rooms of the University, 
where all had a chance of speaking to him personally. 
Tbe walls of the hall weie appropriately decorated for 
tbe occasion. 

It is one of the greatest events of the year as well as 
one of tbe most pleasant occasions of some of the Eng- 
lish and Gei man universities when tbe annual play la 
presented by the undergraduates. This play is usually 
in a foreign tongue, and under tbe supervision either of 
a hired tutor, or, better still, of one of tbe faculty who 
is both competent and willing to devote hla time to the 
long process of drilling necessary for a fair representa- 
tion. Of late years this custom has been to some extent 
adopted by our own colleges, and we, accordingly, are 
favored with renditions of the best plays In Greek, 
Latin, and French. Therefore for the awakening of in- 
terest in the Kludy of French, as well as for mutual im- 
provement, an aKSOciation has been formed in our midst 
with tbe intention of giving. In June, Lee I'laidetirs, 
tbe only comedy of Racine. Prof. De Pont, witli whom 
the idea originated, has kindly consented to drill tbe 
company, and aince Kovembor the work bus been pros- 
ecuted. Thin play waa given during the bolidaya in 
Paris, and M. Porel, of the director Odeon, la now trans- 
cribing the i6les, with descriptions of costumes, ace- 
nery, histrionic action, etc., for the use of our students 
here. Now, this comedy which has been selected is a 
good one, not only for its fun, its epigrams, and the 
proverbs, but also for its keen satire upon the lawyers 
and courts. Through it all runs the same genius which 
formed ^Mer, FhMre and ^f/iaffe, incomparable pro- 
ductions of beauty and grandeur of style. Hence, as 
tbe piece is to tie enacted by students of tbe University, 
aided by instructions from tbe very home of the drama, 
and by tbe careful training of one so well qualilied as 
Prof. DePont, we shall look forward to its production 
with interest. 



On theeveningof tbe anniversary of Washington's 
birthday a very large audience llnleiied to an addreaa in 
Univewily Hall, by Stewart L, Woodford, of New York 
city. The speaker was rather unfortunate in the choice 
of his subject, aa it i* one wblcli ba^ been raked over 
tbe caals very often lately, and with which every one is 
fairly fumillar, yet he could hardly have chosen a Wi\y- 
Ject that would have gained the aympathies of hia audi- 
ence more completely than the life and character of 
James A. Qarfleld. The main object of the discourse 
was to exhibit the benefita of constant application to 
atudy, and the practical use that Garfield made of hie 
scholarship. Ue reviewed the liUtory of bia life, how 
he bad risen from nothing to various high places, and 
filled them all in a atatevmaulike manner; touching 
slightly on bis attainments in the many fields where be 
was especially noted. The speaker very appropriately 
Illustrated the two benefits ariHing from Garfield's thor- 
ough, though quickly acquired, knowledge of tbe Ohio 
valley, an invaluable and lasting benefit to the State of 
Ohio, and a cauae of bis own speedy promotion to Brig- 
adier General. He showed with what rapidity Garfield 
prepared himself for the army by atudying tbe pre- 
scribed curriculum of West Point, after he became con- 
vinced that a civil war was Imminent; bow, after he 
had entered tbe army, hla knowledge of Cieear'a cam- 
paign in Gaul was of practical l>euefit to himself and 
his command ; with what zeal he applied himself to the 
study of political economy, after he bad entered Con- 
gress, even learning the French language for that pur- 
pose. The speaker closed by referring to the anxiety 
felt by the whole civilized world for tbe fate of our l>e- 
loved President while lying at tbe point of death ; and 
by hoping that his death has at least done something 
towards eradicating sectional animosities. Mr. Wood- 
for<l ih not blessed with a tine delivery, or the enthusi- 
aam necessary to arouse an audience. He held hishear- 
erd by what he said, and not by the way in which he 
said iL The most lisllesa bearer could not help noticing 
such slips of the tongue as "Tbe sunrise rise in the 
morning" and "The sunset act at night." He liad a 
habit of walking from one end of the stage to the other, 
and at times of turning his back to tbe audience, and 
aildresslng tbe chairman solely. Neither of these trails 
is commendable or pardonable in a public speaker. 

Amongst the many happy allusions to college afTairs 
made by President Angell In bis response to the address 
of welcome last Saturday evening, there was none which 
brought such prolonged applause as the one referring to 
the pressing wants of our library, and expressing a de- 
sire to have ^,000 volumes for circulation. He well 
said: "Our weak point Is unquestionably our library 
Just at present, and that we must strive to strengthen." 
The librarian wisely argues that as there Is no library of 
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nati. tikhahiiiilil be the pl»ce Tor tlie be^^t cnlleetiou oT 
bo:ik*of referenoBiinil fur irivuttlgatinti, hi tlie Norch- 
weit. Welinvecertiihi coiiilition^ here that even nitli 
our lliuited re^nurce^ have already made fur 113 a library 
where all la wotld, aubstantial mid neceisary material. 
TIiImIs not a public city library where there esixta an 
overwhelming demand for Action of the lowest order, 
but on the other hand, here, If anywhere, the claa-ilc!^ 
of all languages, and all other wurka that are of a high 
and ennobling character, are required. Then, too, no 
other place In all the land ha'^ a better system of choos- 
ing the book-t mo*t Decenary. For It U not left tn the 
weak decision of an inexperienced man, as In very 
many inntancea, hut not only do we have the mature 
and long-trained Judgment or Mr. Davis, an enthusiast 
in bibliography, but also the recommendations of six of 
the professors who are upon the library coiiimItte«, and 
who never order a volume until these questions are sat- 
is^Mitorlly answered : What end will it serve ? must it 
be obtained now? can It be procured at the lowest price? 
As a pleasing evidence of the past care in selection we 
are proud to say that there Is no library in the country, 
not even llie Harvard or Peabody with their thousands 
of volumes, which has such a call for books as our own 
little collectlnn. Htatistioa show that we make a better 
use of our library than is made at any other place. Blnce 
there Is here such care In selection and such an appreci- 
ation of good literature, is it possible for any other place 
to have so just a claim for a large library as we our- 
selves? Now that we are soon to have a library build- 
ing which will be perfectly flre-proof, there cannot be 
fear for the destruction of its contents. Therefore we 
would strougly recommend to all lovers of the Uni- 
versity to present books to it, either by donation or by 
will. East of UFi it haH become all the rage amongst 
alumni to bequeath their private collections tn their 
university. Wherethere are duplicates, exchanges with 
other libraries make many valuable additions. We 
learn that on the part of the library committee there is 
a strong desire for the u^e of $10,09) before tranisferrlng 
tlie cotlectlou to the new building, so as to bring the 
library up to a fair standard. If the greatest good to the 
greatest number is cared for, no other improvement or 
addltloD should be made upon the campus before the 
library is materially strengthened. 

Since our la»t issue, which contained an account of 
the two Indignation meetings held by the students In 
the law lecture room, the committee appointed to inves- 
tigate the opera house troubles has made its report, 
whlcli fully sustains the opinion expressed by The 
Chhoniclg. We give In full their report : 

Wherbab, We Oad that Mr. HLI1 was not prenentftt the opera 
houBfl when tlie dlfScully oommenceil.Hnd from the evidence, fur- 
nished when he dlil arrive, wmb nol aUle lu Judge correctly, but 
■LnceLheu has explaliied the imitter 10 tl>« (BLlsntclloa of nil dl- 
reotl7 ooncerDod ; and 






.t Mr. Hill 



Rftotved, Thacwe. theornmlttee, reorr 
be eKuiieral«d, nnd thFit chitt p iri of ihq reti>lutf.>ii« praduutly 
adiipled cunoernlnxoitr reniml to patroalie HUJia opera bamie be 
and Is hereby react 11 ded. 

The fact that a committee, after a careful Investiga- 
tion of the matter, exonerates Mr. mil, proves our a»er- 
tion that the students were too ha^ty in their judgment 
and actions. It Is more than probable tliitt miny of the 
students have realized, in the past two weeks, as the 
results of their actions, what the cooler and the more 
thoughtful ones tried to have them foresee, so as to spare 
us the mortification of useless meetings, etc. It would 
be well for us all to apply, at all timed and In all places, 
the homely old adage, " Look before you leap." 

Silica.— Where, oh where Is the above article now ? 
A few weeks ago you would have thought that the work 
of evolution had been destroyed in a single day. Tliat 
all mankind had returned to the primitive condition of 
dust. Peaceable individuals dared not attend tlie thea- 
tre. Go where you might you were In great danger of 
having your eyes blown full of dust. But what a 
change! Pax seera^ to have a wonderful Inaueaoe over 
the legally inclined portion of our c.kin;)iH, Nii m ire 
does the big mouthed embryo hold his panting audience 
spell bound by his cultured eloquence, aa he pour-i forth 
to their ready ears the story of their wrongs. Now by 
the above Lyrlco-hi4torlcal lament, we dn not wish to 
have any oqe understand that we think that Ann Ar- 
bor students have no wrongs, that they never have a 
right to be Indignant; but we do think that very few 
students wish to be considered as supporters of the 
movement to " boycot" the business enterpri^^es of this 
city. The reputation of the students of the University 
of Michigan as beiug "well behaved gentlemen" ha^ 
been gaining a strong hold on the minds of the public ; 
and none of us wish to have the results of three year^ of 
hard work destroyed In a day by the rash acts or words 
of some rattle-headed cbank "compose d'yeux, de 
bouches, d'orcilies,"— (we might add sans eerveaux) — 
who has plenty of time to attend to such things. No 
student can see a fellow assaulted by a drunken officer, 
without having the temperature of hie blood some- 
whatralsed, and we are ready to raise our voice In obtain- 
ing redress fo ^proper manner. But we feel sure that no 
such demonstration would ever take place if every mem- 
ber of the University was obliged to pass as severe ati 
examination as a Literary student does on entering. 
This remedy is, of course, in the hands of the Faculty 
only ; but could we be placed In the position of a pater- 
nal to all these cranks, we think that a clean collar at 
least once a month, and a good dose of hemlock shingle 
or old slipper applied properly, would gladden the eyes 
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SBinOR RBFLECTIONB. 

i wa« In a borrld iMir, 
My Tate wan flery red Id hoe, 
Wtiea bot tad BWPuty I b^aa 
ExamlDatlons at tbe U- 

Nlverilty of Hlcblgui. 

It leoroed tbal I was very new. 
And lo tbe tatori pat me ibrougb 
Ai bard aa only tulora can 
While rldlUK Freshlea at the V- 

Nlveralty of MlohlKan. 

I felt quite bine a day or two, 
Bui cheered up ttll I waa quite too, 
LearnlDE tbat I laJely ran 
The trylDg ordeal at tbe U- 

24lvenlt/ of Mlchlgan.- 

I did ■■ few uve Freshles do— 
I look at cbapel tbe rnremost pew ; 
FreebleB alwaji lend the van 
or chapel service at the U- 

Nlverslty of Mlcblgao. 

But Kolng to cbapel I loon eecbew, 
I learn to swagger, smoke, and chew ; 
I reel that I'm tbe blggen man 
Of Ibe FreabniBin claag that's In tbe U- 
NiversllyofMicblBau, 

I Blight my Btndles, and In lieu 
Study Oeomelry wJih a cue; 
For Greek and Lalln. I keep a Kpaa 
or the llne«t ponies In the U- 

Nlversity of Mlcblgan. 

I always keep tbe snaps In yiew— 
Tbe snappiest snap of ail Is Zoo. ; 
I'm. not I he only one titat &ID- 
Cled It Ibe eoaest " pud " Iti tb' U- 
Nlversll; of Michigan. 

For there 're In the claas of Eighty-two 
Two who do rue ehooslbg Zoo. ; 
It mo<t completely failed to pan 
Out the greatest snap In th' U- 

Nlverslty of MIchlgui. 

I didn't admire a certain tu- 
Tor, BO I resolved to give him some mn. 
81c with a bom and big tin pa D ;— 
Fur a year I left my place in tb' U- 
Nlvereity of MlcblguD. 



GulBh hopelecnly Willie at Ibe U- 

Klveraliy of Mlcblgan. 

Now this Is all I'll trust loyoD. 
Though other tilings pass In review 
When musingly tbe list I scan 



trslly of Michigan. 
Johnnie Ma ban. Bad Hak. 



Winter, thou comest, and thy Icy breath 

Frighleas far hence Into her southern bowers 
Tbe Summer gay. 

Tbou llli>st tbe blooming earth with blight and death ; 
The melody of birds, Ibe breath of dowers. 



Hhi 






Bring Trota tbe nvien north thy Oercest blast. 

Draw tby dark clouds and quench tbe lUuteat gleam ^ 
Of tbe pale aun. 
Make me forget tbe summer that in past. 

Tbe golden diLys that vanished like a dream 
While scarce begun. 

For, Winter, J am In acoord with thee ; 

I hall witb Joy the Elemenla' mad atrlte. 

And thy dark frown. 

For summer's lightsome thuugbtsare dead In ma. 

And darkly now the winter of my life 

Has settled dowu. 



lO from my heart the lights of s 

And faded like tbe flowers my fundest dreams. 
When Winter came, 
dy heart, erewblle so quick wItb life. Is dead. 
And bowe'r long my life may last, ro 
'TwlJlbeibesame. 



iuany davs le tbe btlgbt and 



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EXAMINATIONS AND CRBDITB. 

Editors CakotticLs: 

Tbe seml-aanual esamlaations remind ua of some- 
thing VQ buve been wantlnj; toaay foralong time. Our 
examioatfoD syetera is unfair, and tbe proportion men t 
of credits Is a fraud. 

An; professor that conducts hie studies b; recita- 
tion can and must find out during t^e semester whether 
a student has done enough work to merit a " pass," or 
not. And yet the sever&»t examinations given are 00 
text-book work, whereas, if we grant tbe professor or- 
dinary powers of perception, no examination at all Is 
required, or at the most only a slight oral one. We are 
confirmed in this opinion by learning on sure evidence 
that It is a custom with some of our faculty, when they 
have received papers from a large class, merely to glance 
over tbe best to see how good they are, and over the 
worst to see whether a "condition" or "not passed" 
ought to be given. This Is a tacit confession tliat these 
long and hard examinations are a farce. It is our opin- 
ion that t>etter class-niom work, both in advance and 
review, will t>e obtained by giving the student to under- 
stand that on each day's work depends bis success or 
failure In that study, than by letting him entertain the 
opinion that he can make up on examination -day any 
deficiency in bis semester's work. 

Another feature of unfalrneae, but in the opposite 
direction, Is the examinations on courses In lectures. 
In these courses the professor can know nothing or but 
little of any student's proficiency in the subject, except 
by the final examination. In some courses there are no 
quizzeaatali during the semester, in otiiers a few are 
given ]uat before examination week ; and In no course 
of lectured that we have taken has there been any regu- 
lar and efficient quizzing. Now, when there is no other 
way except by examination for tbe professor to find out 
our knowledge or Ignorance of the subject-matter of his 
lectures, we should expect a ratlier searching examina- 
tion. But as a rule, no questions are asked, but wtiat 
can l>e answered either from general information or rea- 
iwn able conjecture. Why is this so? Prot>abIy to make 
tbe lectures popular. How can they help being popu- 
lar, wlien a student can get two or three hours' credit 
by buying a fiften-cent notebook, going to four or five 
of tbe lectures, and cramming ug a couple of hours be- 
fore examtnatioD ? 

Why la no distinction made in examinationa be- 
tween courses of dlffbrent length? Examinationa In 
the short courses are as long and hard, or harder, ttian 
those in the long coursea. We recall our first experience 
in examinations here, Flrat came an examination in 
one-hour course In text-l>ook work. After sweating two 
hours and a half over that, we came to the muclusion 
that examtuations lu the U. of M. were not as easy as 
they might be. In tbe afternoon waa a five-hours' 



course examination. We marched up In aome trepida- 
tion, and as resignedly as an ox to the slaughter. We 
came off victorious, however, in three-quarters of an 
hour. We were convinced that examinations in the U. 
of M. are a very funny thing, " which the same we are- 
free to maintain." 

But the wordt of all Is the system of credits. The 
credit a student gets is regulated by tbe actual number 
of hours that he la In class or lecture rooms, no consid- 
eration at all being taken of the amount of study ex- 
pected of him. Take an example : Zoillogy requires 
five hours' attendance in the lecture room, Historical 
Seminary, three hours In the clasa room. There are no 
qiiliieain Zoology; but questions are given every few 
days, which tbe student Is expected to write out the an- 
swers for from his notes, and band to the professor. 
There are many inatances where tbe student has not 
gone near tbe lecture room afl«r the first day, sending 
bis answers up by some friend. And it Is a notorious 
fact that a student who hands or sends In his answers 
regularly has no difficulty In examination. For such 
sbilly-ahailyand meagre work, five hours credit is given. 
In Historical Seminary five hours of study a week at 
least are required, while every student who can spare 
the time could put teu or fifteen hours a week on this 
study profitably. That is for tbe regular work, leaving 
out of consideration the immense amount of time that 
be puts upon tbe tbeais that is required of him. The 
nature of tbe work is such, tliat a student cannot afford 
to bolt a single meeting of the class ; and, if from any 
cause he is absent from any meeting, be is required to 
stand an examination on the question that waa discussed 
the day of his absence. And it la ndt very far from tbe 
truth to say that It requires as much work to make up 
this one question, as it does to pass a Zoology examina- 
tion. For the course requiring all this work, three hours 
credit Is granted. How our faculty accounts for this 
dlsi>arity, we cannot even conjecture ; but It la a msni- 
feat injustice, and has more Influence on the students' 
elections of studies than the faculty may think for. 
Human nature is weak, and every "snap" Is eagerly 
sought after. That is one reason why our seminary 
coursea, the hardest and best in tbe University, are 
avoided. Another reason la thia : iStmy seniors have 
fourteen or fifteen hours to get ofT each semester la or- 
der to finish the required amount of work, and, Inas- 
muoh as they desire to tiave at least as easy a time in 
their senior as In their other years, they do not choose 
to do an amount of work to get fifteen hours credit lu 
seminary courses that would secure them thirty or forty 
hours credit in "snaps," although they recognize the 
advantages of the seminary method and would t>e glad 
to take such courses if they could get a reasonable 
amount of credit for them. 

The professors must see tliat these things are 90 ; 
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must know that the etudeats eee them aho. If we 
heard ODe, ve have heard two hundred btudents make 
reraarka about tbe untatlffactorlueBG and Injustice of 
the present eysteui of credits. Make the "siiapu" 
harder, snd give more credit for eeoiiiiary work. Grade 
tbe two cIsBfeBof work by the lime and work required 
In Greek and Latin. One hour's vredlt ought to be 
given for one hour in the class rooin and two hours' 
study; the "tuaps" require disproportionately less, 
and the seminaries disproportionately more, time and 

study. o. Q, 

BASE BAI.I.. 

EsiToaa CHBcidci-E: 

l\'h&t crk-ket is to England and La Crosse to Can- 
ada, bai^e ball la to the United Blales. In a word, It Is 
our national game. To an equal degree it Istlieniost 
popular game in all our colleges and inelilutlona of 
learnUiR- It has been found that some form of exercise 
is iiecettaiy to enliven the sedentary life of students, 
and base- ball bas been found the most acceptable. Is is 
the readiest and best nietbsd of keeping alive that iu- 
teresC In athletics, by nieuneof which alone we can hope 
to gain our much-longed-for gym nobiuni. It is also 
of tbe best means of iuiplantlng that love for oi 
alma maUr which cbould dlt'ilngulsb our alumni. One 
of the first Ililngu a graduate of an £a)<teru college 
tpeak of is his college club nod boat-crew. We art 
barred from the latter form of exercise by llie paucity 
of nature's gifts to us, and should Iherefore do as tbe 
good servant (lid, — make the most of what we have. 

It is unfortunate that for several years we have had 
nines that certainly did not do credit to our University. 
This has given rise to a feeling that it is Impossible to 
organize a good nine, and b-ko to a general apathy for 
baseball inlerests. Can any one give a well-founded 
reaeon why we should not have the finest college nine 
in Die West? We probably have more students here 
than any other college or university in the country. Of 
course numbers do not make a gcod nine, but on ac- 
count of our numbers we have more men to pick from. 
This year happens to be one In which many ball 
players have Joined the University. From these a good 
nine ean be picked. 

Bince the days of Bhsa the University nine has been 
tbe weakest behind tbe bat. Poor players, or worse 
still, hired ones have tried to fill this Important posi- 
tion. Here our nine is no longer weak. This position 
will be filled by a player who will give entire satisfac- 
tion. 

Ten men are practicing dally at the gymnasium 
down town, and from these and others it la thought 
that a nine can be chosen that will do credit to our Uni- 
versity. It will certainly be a strong nine physically. 
Tbcir height will average nearly six feet, and weight 
ItH) pounds. But there is no doubt that there are as good 
and perhapo better men among us. To all these the 



mansgere of the gymnasium say, "come." There Is 
lime for all to practice who will. Preliminary work 
will count largely In selecting the nine, and those who 
wish to Join it should practice dully. 

The doctrine of evolution will be rigidly adhered to 
In so far as It relates to tbe survival of tbe fittest. The 
best playerwiii take the place for which he is beet quali- 
fied. No partiality whatever will be shown. Some 
money has t>een raised for buying suits, fitting up 
grounds, etc., and same must still be raised. It is the 
duty of every student to attend every entertainment 
given for this purpose, and thus encourage the nine by 
their presence and purse. They have been working 
against obstacles enough already, and should in the fu- 
ture meet with nothing but eucouragenieiit from the 
students. Then when visiting nines play here the 
games must be liberally patronized. It costs considera- 
ble to keep a nine going, and nine or ten men cannot 
bear all tbe expense. 

Tbe Wenlern Cottle League is In good condition, 
and there will be games well worth seeing when the 
other college clubs come here. The Detroit League 
nine will be here about the middle of April to open the 
season. The attendance at this game should be suffi- 
cient to set the nine on a firm footing. 

The grounds on the campus and in the fair grounds 
are to be leveled down and made over into good ball 
fields. Every thing will be done by tbe nine that is 
possible, and IC only remains for the rest of the students 
to contribute their mite by attending the game. 

P. A. T. 

THE FATE OF AI.ONZO. 

It was a bright morning in June. The earth was 
wet with tears at the long absence of tbe sun, but was 
drying ber face and wreathing herself In smiles under 
his burning kisses. The birds were chirping In the tree- 
tops, and the woods were alive with multifarious life 
and sounds, and the air was redolent with a thousand 
perfumes. Everything was so bright and Joyous, tlie 
atmosphere so iulozicutlng, all creatures so blUheaome, 
that tbe veriest misanthrope must have loveii tbe wbole 
world. Alonzo de Smith was not a misantrope. He 
was a well built young fellow of twenty, witli light 
hair and blue eyes. His naturally ruddy complexion 
bad been burnt by the sun till he was as brown as tbe 
conventional berry. Now Alonzo was in love with a 
pretty maiden, and had got to tbe point where he could 
think of nothing save bis fair enchantress. He was her 
willing slave in everything. The eveulug before she 
had said that she was very fond of wild flowers. That 
not all she said by any means. It Is unnecessary to 
parade their confidential conversation here. But It 
ough to know that the fact that the mistress of bis 
affections liked wild flowers brought the enamored youth 
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As he WM ntrolllnj hither and thither catling the 
choicest blosaoma, he apleJ a man aitting on a stump a 
little dlsUnoe otf. 

"Good mnrninK," said Alonzode Smith, In a merry 
voice, for he felt verry happy thia morning. Aa he re- 
ceived no response, he walked towards the man aod re- 
peated his salutntioD. Btlll no answer. Alas! poor 
Alonzo, it had been better for thee to have remained at 
the feet of tliy aweet-heart than to have ventured forth 
alone on tbla ill-atarred day. 

At length the man loolced up and aaked, "Have 
you a telescope In your pocket? " 

" No," replied Alonzo. " Why do you agli ? " 

" Becaune I wanted to amash It. Teleacopea as (hey 
are now made are worthleaa. It la futile for man to 
attempt to compete with nature. Instead of glaaaleneea, 
what la needed, is crystal line lenaee from the human 
eye. As soitn as I get a thousand eyea about the aise of 
' yours, I am going to the land of the Cyclops. By the 
way, you have very bright eyea," added the man, sel^ 
Ing Alonzo by the arm. 

" What do you intend to do with all these eyes 7 
asked Alonzo hastily, wishing to divert attention from 
himself. 

" Hake a teleacope with which one can read ad< 
tiaementa on the fencea In the moon. Look up at : 
young man; I want to see your eyes. Yea, your left 
one will do very well." 

With a sinking of the heart, Alonzo for the first 
Ume recognized the man's clothes as the same be 
seen in a mad-house in a neighboring city, and felt that 
the man was not jesting aa he had supposed. His blood 
ran cold, and he turned to fl^y. But with a horrific 
howl and at a single twund the maniac waa upon him and 
bore him to the earth. 

" I have need of your left eye," hlaaed the mad- 
man. " I ahall take you to my work-ahop in the sun ; 
but (trst you mu^t have your throat cut to travel there 
with ease." Seated astrldeof Alonzo, hecooliy whetted 
his knife on the palm of bla hand and tested its edgeon 
his thumb. As the knife waa descending towards his 

throat, Alonzo's despairing acream . 

(CouUnued In New Vork Ledger.) 



MARCH. 

March is a very funny month. It is as treacherous 
aaa wild Modoc and as deceitful aa a bank director. 
Probably there la more talk ai>out the weather of tbla 
month than of all the othera put t(%ether, except be- 
tween baahful lovers and new acquaintances, who at all 
aeasons dive Into thia topic with indefatigable ardor. 
Some may object to the adjective funny. Such look at 
the subject from a personal point of view. They do not 
appreciate tbe Joke when their brightly polished slioea 
are spattered with March mud on their way to see their 



t>e8t girl. But old March must enjoy their fretting and 
fuming and cursing Immensely, Just as any practical 
Joker does, when his victim gives unmistakable evi- 
dence that his Joke has taken effect. Yea, Murch is as 
lUcetioua aa the small boy that crooks pins and alings 
beans. Both March and the small boy are wita, but we 
are too mean-spirited to see It. 

March Is treacherous. Ifbecomealikearoarlngllon, 
he pounces upon ua when our winter clothing is hang- 
lug on by the last button, our rubbers loat, and our 
shoes worn out. You cannot bluff blmoff. And if 
you do not procure a new umbrella, this dictatorial 
monarch will give you trouble during his constant rain 
of thirty-one daya. If he comes like a gentle lamb, 
beware I Be very wary. His beaming glances will 
make the young man's fancy llghfiy turu to thoughts 
of hug. To appear attractive In the eyea of his Dul- 
clnea, the gay cavalier will don a gorgeous robin suit. 
Then It will rain, sDOW, hail, aleet, and be slippery, 
slushy, and sloppy. The on ly safe policy is entirely to 
disregard bis allurements, and then he will have no 
opportunity to practice hisjokea. Wear old clothea and 
do not shine your shoes. ' 

Much has been written about March. There la a 
touching Innovation to bim, of which the first line 
runs: 

" Mnrch, marah, march, mnrata. march Bwar." 

The Interpretation of the line aeem^ dubious. There 
are many poasible constructions, but these two seem the 
most likely : 

" March, MArcti. March, MHrcb.— march airay," 
by which rendering March is called upon four times 
and asked to go away once. The other Is : 

' March,— march, raarcb, mnrch. march away." 

This last Interpretation has always struck ua the more 
favorably. It seems to us tbe more reasonable that wh eo 
we are intimating to a person that his presence is no 
longer necesssary or desirable, that the streaa would fall 
upon the invitation to go, rather tlian upon the name uf 
the invited. It even aeem* to us that no mention of 
names need be made at all, that If we wanted any one 
to go away as bad aa did the writer of the diaputed line, 
we uould indicate with our finger or toe tbe person 
meant and the direction of his motion. If we remem- 
ber correctly, the Autocrat, under somewhat similar 
circumstances, uses no names, but aimplysays: " De- 
part, evade, erump, excede, be off !" And Dr. Holmea 
is a man of taste. 

March takes Ita name from the God of War. This 
accounts for its belligerent disposition. Wars are waged 
frequently on account of marches.— at least, we think 

rememberofreaillitg something about It In English 
history. 

CiBsar was also killed iu March. If the aaaassina 
had waited till he had mounted a throne, the priest in - 
Shakspeare's play could have exclaimed — 
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BoBrd of Bdltora. 

Mauccr H. E. SrixDiHS. | Eietiuort J. T. Wihihif. 

Tlrlou Topic* R. W. Cooui, Penouli C. T, Wileihi. 

Ttalnsa Gtannldcd B. Q. WcW, I Scc'r uDdTnu L. 3, Barrf- 



: noltry tbe EiIlKin 



BDIIOEIAl. 

AT ItiHt, after an abaence of nearly two years, we have 
our President back again. Bucfa long coullnued 
abHe lice of tlie bead of an Institution like this might be 
expected to check or retard He jirogrcBS. It was feared 
by Bonie at tbe time of President Angell's departure 
that Bucb tt result might follow. A great change had 
been recently made In the system of study, which was 
still regarded as an experlmeot of somewhat doubtful 
success, and there were other causes for anxiety. But 
no 111 resulls have followed, and the prosperous advance 
of the University has been unimpeded. The President's 
return makes tbls a fit occasion to review our recent 
progress. 

In tbe way of gifts from alumni and other private 
friends of the University we are but little richer. Our 
gymnasium fund bus been thus somewhat augmented, 
and several additions, notably those by Mr. Parsons and 
Mr. Hegeler, have been made to the library, but com- 
pared with the fiequent munificent gifts made to some 
small colleges further east, these are aimoet Infiniteol- 

But to make up In part for this, our I^tslature has 
been exceptionally generous; a forty thousand dollar 
museum, the homoeopathic hospital, the steam-heating 
building, the mechanical engineering building, and the 
large addition to the laboratory are the completed mon- 
uments of their lilierality, while tbe foundations are 
now laying for a new library building, which will \x, 
when completed, somewhat proportioned to our needs. 
This Is not a bad showing for two years' growth. 

It Is true that our gymnasium Is still a caftle in the 
air — and that our library equipment will i>e by no means 
proportionate to the new library building, but we have 
the assurance of President Angell that the last defect 



shall be remedied, and for the other we have at least 
faith, which Is the " substance of things hoped for." 

The number of students has Increased from 1,300 to 
over 1,500 in the past three years, though the standard 
for admiasiou to the professional schools has been stead- 
ily raised. 

But our most gratifying progreee Is pot in the mate- 
rial, tangible increase of piled up briek and mortar, nor 
In the rapidly swelling list of students, but In the de- 
velopment of true university spirit and methods, to 
which more than anything else It Is due that the absence 
of our President has been marked by so little disturb- 
ance. Tills cliange, little noticed among the students, 
except by those whose connection with the Uutveralty 
Is near its end, t>ecome9. In one phase, very evident on 
comparison of this semester's announcement with one 
of two or three years ago. Tlie number of elective 
courses added is very noticeable, but still more so is the 
change in metliods and thoroughncHS of liistrucllon ; a 
far greater proportion of courses otTered conslett of lect- 
ures, anil a far greater number of advanced and special 
courses are given, for instance, tbe mathematical read- 
ing and the pliilosophlcal semluary. 

The same change is even more apparent among tbe 
studenia. It is iarKely due to the introduction upon the 
entry of the present senior ctaw of tbe elective system. 
Tbls has not been received with unmixed favor by the 
students, for it la destroying class spirit, and with class 
spirit goes much that used to make college life pleasant. 
But with class spirit also goes much that Is childish and 
foolish. There Is little cause to mourn the loss of that 
which reeultA In such performances aa those of late at 
Princeton, Cornell, and Yale, There is ample reason 
for commending that which has given a graver, manlier 
tone to College life and has made It tbe complaint of our 
faculty that the students want to take too much rather 
than too little work. Not that a tendency to hurry Is a 
good one, or that it should not be as It is, restrained, but 
that a disposition to work, even too hard, Is a healthy 
one in any t>ody of students. Illustrative of our pro- 
gress In this direction is the fact that the average num- 
of books weelcly drawn from the general library has in- 
creased from 1,101 in '77-8, the last year of tlie non-eieo- 
tive system, to 1,050 In the first semester of the present 
year, an increase entirely disproportionate to that in the 
number of studeuts. This results in great part from in- 
creased original investigation, consequent upon theadop- 
tion of the semluarv plan in uianv advanced courses. 

To sum all up we have more buildings and better 
appliances, more students, higiier and broader instruc- 
tion, and more of it, and belter than all, we work more 
independently, more earnestly, and more thoroughly. 
We venture tii say that while some institutions of learn- 
ing have in tlie past few years made greater additions 
to their funds and fucillllea of Instruction, none can 
show greater progress in the true educational spirit than 
can this University. 



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Lita of '69. 

N. M. QDllj^le In 'T8 becnme Methodist Pastor Bt Foreiler. 

M.B.KellogR waandmltted to th« baralOoklnnd. Oil.. Jd 72. 
iDce then be ha> been prxcUclntt in San Francisco. 

W. J. CooKerbecAine Principal or tbe Adrluu Hlgb School In 
I, and In 'Tl was made Superlntendt^nl of Schools In the same 

71. Healaolaoow 
il engineer at Hal- 

itead. 

W. J. OlbBon from 71 to 'TS ira» llterarf editor ot the Detroit 

Poet. Be Ualpreaenledltorof ine Eobo, a weekly publlibed In 

H. O. Snover gnuluated Trota the Lnw DepontneDt In 71. From 
'72 to 73 he practiced In Kanaaa. In 'T6 be coinmeDceil practice al 
Fort Aumln. 

Sidney Brownibarser wa« Superintendent at ^IchDoli at Mau- 
mee City rrom -tt to -Bl 1 a 7S be wan made Preildent of Advent 
College. Battle Creek. 

E. Trendwell, In '7T. was engineer on the Jaekaon. Laming and 
Bagloaw H. K. He I* nuir reiildeut engineer of the A. T. and S. F. 
R. a,, at Trinidad. Colorado. 

D. H. Rhodea, In7i}. becamean engineer on Ibe D. a. and L. H 
B. R. He la at preeent employed on tbe A. T. and 8. F. R. R. aa 
resilient engineer at Blllnwood. Kanina. 

F.M.nnmll ton taught Bt Flint rrom -M to 72. Hewaearter- 
warda Superintendent of Sohoola at Lapeer, and Is now ierving 
hia ninth year In the same oapaclty at BucyruB, Ohio. 

Tboa. O. Perry look a aeound degree iC. E.) with the olasn of -72. 
Since IKTS he bae been engaged as dreU!(blainnii with tlloU.S. 
Windmill. Pump, and Engine Co., of BaUivIa, Ililnola. 

Cba*. Woodworth look hie LL. B. In the Law Department In 

71. and cumnieuced practice at Lealle In the aaineyear. In '7E be 
removed to Atchlaoo, Kaiinaa, where be la now employed by the 
A. T. and S. K. R. R. 

Geo. B. I^ke, Hlnce graduation, hoa followed hia prureasion In 
Kanaaa. In 1S7S he wu appointed SuperlnUndent of Traukaand 
Brldgeaou the A.T. and». F. Railroad, and la now ooueultlngeu- 

W. J. Darby look hit B. D. at tbe Cninbeland Divinity School 
In 71. and In 71 took an a. m. at Cumberland Unlverelty. Since 
71 he baa been PaHtor of tbe Prat Cumberland Preabyterlan 
oburchiUtEvanBTLlle. Indiana. 

BeDjainln L. Lotbrop. alter gradnatlng. itudled medicine at 
the Bellevue Hoapltal Medical Culiegi', where he took bis M. D. In 

72. He la at preHSnt a practicing phyalclan and aurgeon In Buf. 
lalo. Reeldeiice Nil. 81 Breckinridge atreeu 

T. J. Seely, In 71, bi^cunie engineer on the Deonutur and Slate 
LIneR. R. In 7(1 be waa niadeciiief engineer of tbe Chicago and 
Hllltngton H, R., and la now DIviilon Superintendent on tbeA.T. 
and 8. F. B. R., living at Lot Vegas, Mew Mexluo. 



A. A. Roblnaon waa engineer on tlu St. Joseph and Denver R. 
R. from '80 to 70. In 71 he became realdenl engineer of the A. T. 
and P. F. R. R., atTopeka. Two years later he was made engineer 
In chief of tbe same road, a position wbtch be atlll bolda. 

Henry A. Cbaney waa admitted to the bar, at Detroit. In 1871. 
Since 1878 he bes been reporter of the Supreme ConrL Mr. Cheney 
Is married and has two little ones whom be bopea In time to send 
tooollege. His ahiugle hangiat No. 1 Mechanics' Hall. 

H. B. Farweii took aoourse In the Law Department and was 
admitted to the bar In '&», In 1870 he was elected Jualioe of the 
Pence, which ofllee lie held tor two terms. He then served one 
term as Police Hnglstrate. He Is now practicing law at Pecaton- 
Icti liiinois. 

C. E. Oils, after graduating, became Superintendent ofSoboois 
at LaPorte, Indiana, a position which he held two years. In 1874 
he was admitted to tbe bar, and has nince been practicing at SL 
Paul, Minnesota. He Is now a member of the Qrm of Qeo. L. and 
Cbaa. E. Otis. 

J. E. Hlnman taught school at Lb Porte. Indiana, Irom 71 to 
71. Tbe following yettr be studied law In Butfelo, but decided not 
to praetloe. Since '78 be bas been Principal of one of the acbouls 

S. F. Cook from Tl to 71 waa Journal clerk of tbe Michigan 
House of Repreaentatlves. In 74 he becatneedltorof the Jackson 
Patriot In 'TS be was appointed clerk of the State Commissioner 
ofHallroads.and In 77 was made Di'puty Commissioner of.Rall- 

U, E. StilweH Ungbt In the Uiiiun School at Decautur from '<W 
to '70. He tbsii removed t[> BufTulo, where be became Principal of 
one of tbe schools in 71. He served as city uttarney from '78 to '78, 
and was elected to tbe same ofllee again last fkli. 

Jas. Du Shane baa been connected with the public achoois of 
South Bend, Itidlana. since ISJi; llrat aa aaalatanl In the hlgli 
suliool. then as Ita principal, and for tbe laal three yeara lie baa 
held the ofBce of Superintendent of City Schools. Mr. Du Shane 
was married lu 78, aud Is now coacblug two young and pronilalng 
candldules fur the ulasa of '67. 

Stanley Waterloo, one of the oontrlbulora to llrat iasue of The 
Chrokiclb. was connected with Tbe Weelern Railway OoKette 
and later with the Ht. Loula Commercial. From tbe latter pual- 
tlon be resigned two years ago to start the EveolngCtironlcIe, of 
which he la editor and one of the owners. He writes that he Is 
gettlDg along well, and Is always glad to aee any Ann Arbor men. 

L, C. CboraberUiin. resident graduate ot 8^9, la now Professor 
of Oeology and Zoology at Belolt College. From '78 to 78 be was 
Assistant Ueuluglatou the Wisconsin Geological Survey. Since. 
76 ho baa been Chief Oeologist of Wlsoonsin. He has published 

trlbutor to scientific Journals. At present Prof. Chamberlain Is 
engaged In flnlshlng the publloaLlons oftbe Wlsoonslu Qeologicol 
Survey. At tbe opening of the fleld season be ex|>eots to go to 
Dakota to prosecute work under tbe auaploea ot the U. S. Qeulogl- 

Colman Bancroft from '08 to' '70 was Principal oftbe High 

School at La Porte. Indiana. He resigned this poeltlon to accept 
the Proreesorahip of Modern Languages and Mathematics In Al- 
liance College, which iraaltlon be held Ibrone year. He then be- 
came a tencber lu Uie academy at Lowvllle. New York, leaving 
this position to enter Into business. III. '75 be was elected Profes- 
sor of MatliemBllosand Astronomy in Hiram College, Ohio. Ha 
resigned this position lu 7t<. but hoa now accepted a call toresum 
bis work In the same place. He reports himself happy, witb a 
wife and a nine-montha' boy— " the Unest lu the world." He 



Miacallaiieoiu. 



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a«o. Ortnim. law. 78, of JetTerson, Wis.. Tlslted In ibe clly 
lut waek. 

W. S. DavU, UiT, '81. {ib« UI* shiDgle bknglog Bomentiera In 
Ban FninBliioo. 

C. F. Fernuson, '81, wbo nras out of college during last Bemea- 
ter haa returned. 

H. R. Durli««, "68. la doing remarkably well In tbe Iron baal- 
neu, In BL Loula. 

Will Elliot, law. '81. tuu bung out bli iblugle Id tbe Vance 
BlOOb. Indianapolis. 

T. C. 1'Ble, '81, Is BludylDg law In the United States Attorneya 
office at Keokuk, Inwa. 

RobL H. Strachaa. of Detroit, visited friends In the University 
a week ago last Sunday. 

M. W. Edgar, '82, was In town yesterday. He will reiaine bla 
ool lege work next week. 

Burt Parrot, phsrmlc, 'SI, Intends shortly to anter the drug 
buBlties* at Indianapolis. 

W. J. Forham. law of '88, la now on tbe local atall of tbe St. 
Loula Evening Cb route! e. 

Cbna. A. Bartcher, law. '81, Is studying In tbe Friedrlcb Wil- 
helm Unlveralty, In Berlin. 

C.H. Hodges Bud Qeo. Wiley, of Detroit, rormerly of the class 
of '82, were In town on the ISth. 

J. V. D. Wllcoi, whoenteretl with theelasaor75. waalnlown 
on tbe IStli and 191 b of last month. 

Biias Wllklns, 78, tciok bU degree of Doctorof Philosophy at 
Heidelberg on the ajth nf February. 

E. A. Bttpnes, B. P. Brodle Biiil C. T. Wllktna attended a "Oer- 
man" at Oniiid Rapldn. Tuciidiiy, February 21. 

C. W. FarsoiiB, pliarmle, 'HI, now connected with the Agrlcul- 

Jacob L. Qreene. claSB of 'SI. at preaoiii President of tbe Con- 
necticut Mutual Llfn Insurance Company, was In town laHt week. 

K.W. Withey.ol Grand Rapids, and Loula B. King, of Detroit, 
both memberB of the clasa of 74, were In (own during the eiain- 
tnatlona. 

W. a. ahearan appeared In our last Issue as Shuran. Mr. Sbee- 
ran was admitted to tbe bar In ISK, and not In 1X74, ua was slated 



)l Qrosse Isle. 

Miss Laura DoODsn, lit, TV. has taught school since gradual I on 
It Knlghlstowa. In JInna, and la at present Principal of lbs High 
tehool at Cftinbrldge City, In the same Slute. 

Leroy Parker, who graduated Trum Hamilton Collage In '85, 
kndtookhiB LL. B. In the Law Department bere In 7t, wi 
lOwa tills week attending tbe tianltary Convention. 

Eion Farnswortb. '». was killed at the buitie of Oettyaburg 






gallant i 



. This I 



oauae the Unlveralty Book Is uncertain about the battle. 

B. W. Cooiey. '8-J, la attending the annual convention of the 
Sigma Phi fraternity, held with the Alpha Chapter ol Union 
lege, Schenectady, N. Y. He expects to be gone about two wt 

C. F. Coelirane entered tbe Literary Department In 1871, 
remained only one year. In 1873 be graduated from the Medical 
Department, He Is at preaent practicing medicine In Stanhope, 
New Jersey. 

C.N.Howell, '68. went to St. Louis seven years ago and went 
Inlojournallam. At preaent he la editorial writer on the Kepub- 
lloan. and Ih reputed Ui be one of tbe brigb test lights of Ibe eUlto- 

W. A. Otis, 111.. 711, retnnied fram Paris two weeks ago. Mi 
OtlsliuBbeciistudylugal tbe School or Fine Aru, Paris, since '7< 
He wlil lake up hla abode In Cblcugo, where he Intends to fulloi 
hie profession, us iircbllect. 

J. L. Ambrose. III. '80, who was In the Medical Department \ni 
year, la atlll studying, at Rush Medical College, Cbleago, and Is 



Last week's Beglater had tbe news that Ruasel, 73, and Camp- 
bell, 78, had entered Into partnership In Detroit. Tbli newa la 
ly three yeara old. Probably by next April, when lelepbone 
connection U made with Detroit, our enterprising Ann Arbor 
Hpapers won't take so loug to gel their news. 
M. F. Walker, of tbe claasof '88 at Oberlln, arrived In town 
1 week, and Intends to enter the Onlvenlly. Mr. Walker 
caught for the Oberlln bHseball ulne. and lait year rorreaponded 
the manager of tbe Boatone with a view to travelling with 
liter nine during the summer, but at length conelnded Dot 
so. Packard and Walker will form tbe battery Cor "SS's dId* 
tbIsaprlDg. 

t Ihe close of the preaeDt aemeater of the Michigan Unlver - 
sity, BestorQ. Brown will gc> to Cornell, whare superior advan 
exist for the pursuit or thoae special and elective braucbes 
of aludy to which be dCBlrea U> devote himself. He departa from 
Arbor with au eiculleiil record, having a surplui of class 
to his credit tbree-fuurtha more than Ibaf required, and 
r bavlDg besu condllloiied In a alugle claaa study. He will 
worthy representative of Topeka at renowned Cornel I.— To- 
peka Dally Common wealth. NooommeDta Deceasary. 

Zelotea Trueadel, of the class of If^, died laat Sunday morolng 

after a loug Illness. Mr. Trueadel entered college In the fall of '51. 

He graduated In June. 18)7. Alter graduation be taught school for 

some time. Prom IHflJ lo ISJS he held Ibe poattlun of Superlntend- 

of Public Schools at Flint. For some time past Mr. Trueadel 

Bd lo thesamecupaclty atPoiillac He returned to Ann Arbor 

I year, and was made a member of the Coouty School Board, a 

pualllon which he llllad till bla death. 

In aplte of the ntot that I>eut had begun, the " Qrande Jollte ' , 
e their third Oerinan at the State-street hail a week ago yes- 
Iny. Mr. Marsh and Mlas Wilcox, c>r Detroit, led and Intro- 
duced several new figures. The favora were quite pretty. alUiODgb 
Dothlug remurkable. The dancing began about hBlf-pa»t eight. 
and lasted until nfler midnight. About (irieen couplea were prea- 
ent; among them Mliu Wllciix, of Detroit, Mlas Itltchcock. Misa 
MeCielian, Miss Skinner. Mlas Jeasle Wood, Mlas Knowltou, Miss 
Hall, Ulna Tbumpaon. and MIsi i^weeUer; Mssars. Marsh, Forbes, 
Gray, Pitkin, i^ooley, Mttohell, Ckimstock, C»'ane,Hall, Ijynoh, and 
White, 



Pliatmlos of '76. 



H. F. Jamea lately sold bla drug store In Dayton. 

F. W.H.Maaaey U studying meilelne In New York. 

C. S. Burroughs Is with L. S.Coman, druggist. Port Huron, 
Mich. 

E. J. Rlsser baa left tbe pharmacy business and Is now a dry- 
gooda merchant at Des Holnes, Iowa. 

O. L. Churchill boa given up his bnslneas at Three O^o, and 
la now a pbarmoclstatJameaton. Dakota Territory. 

W.J. Hulloway waa last year preacrlpllon pbarmaolat with J. 
a. Mason. Adrian. He la now adrugglstat Uostlnga. 

The following changes have taken place aince the publication 
of this list last November. For the rest of the list see No. i. Vol- 
ume XIII. 

H. B. FarsoiiH, lately engaged aa asslelant chemist In tbe Agri- 
cultural Department, Waaiilnglou, U now with W. H. SobleffeilD 
ACo., New York. 

C W. L. Dietrich wan for some time In the pharmacy builneas 
at Evunsvlile, Indiana. He la now engaged In the furniture busl- 
neftt at 3i>l Cunal street. Chicago). I>ilely married. 

W. C. SliolUeld was for some llinc In the pbarnincy bualnesa at 
North Baltimore. He then taught In tbe academy at Snilabary, 
.*'. H.,andlB now with C. H. Fowler, druggist, at Fl Iberville, N. 
H, He waa married not loug ago. 



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Prealdent Angell. 

Didjou-Khake" the other night T 

'B& had a clasK meeting thl* nturnlng. 

Annie Pliky March lOlh, b1 Hill's opera bouae. 

W. 8. Brown, or '82. haa again JolneU their rnnks. 

" HHEel Klrke" at Hill's Opera Uiiui^e thin evening. 

ThB burglar* end Ann Arlior pulloe liaTeBubRldei] Hgntn. 

There In u rhallnKiInk In full bluet at the new Armory I 

A ihorl lime since Prof. BrmaD vlalted WasblngUii 

»ent down to I>etroll 



Bull! 



I. Itli 



Quite B number or students w( 
President 

Dr. Krleie la now snugly ensconced In bis new bouse on North 
Ingalls street. 

In one course taken In college out or 81 studenta wbu attended 
It only te paused. 

The conme In Forestry Is said to be one of the mo«t Interest! 1 

The average amount or work for seniors this seni ester see ma 
be about two full cuursen. 

Oraplcal Analyiils Is now taken by Ihejuntors englni 
no longer it senior iludy. 

Hod. L. D.Morris, or Grand Rapids, will deliver the address Bt 
the Lnw commencement. 

Tlie Blewuid Inlhrms us that the Calendar will be read.v aba 
the middle of this month. 

An elegniit pen program adorned the bulletin board of t 
Lllerary Adelphl this week. 

A senior elected course S In Philosophy, becnusehe thonghl 
WHS a course liT -' resthellcs.'' 

It Is now dcllnllely filed that President Angell will lecture < 
"China" f-aluiday, March 11. 

Bophoinore Isalmont synomymous for cheek. Witness thi 
action In chapel liut Monday. 

We are pleased to learn that the soclely bop was a succi 

The postonlce niaitt-r Is s'llt the subject of discussion. It ap- 
pears as ir It ueresilll iinitettted. 

The Clil PsI'B hud a bnniiuet last week In DetrolL Quite a 

Mr. U. L. Erwin, formerly of '88, was In town yesterday- can- 
vesting teems 10 agree wlih blin. 

The Tuesday aecLloo of the Isliakeepeare course roeela at quar- 
ter past eight Instead of two o'clock. 

BeslorG. Brown hasdeclded tuleave Michigan Unlvenltj and 
go to CoroHI. Hee personal culum 

The course In American Henilnary beglti their regular work 



aibeon, the pbolographer on Me In street, basbeen quite bnsy 
the last few days taking ibe pictures of tbe senior laws. 
Dr. Cocker's sections In Logic are filled to overflowing. Sheo- 

han had to telegraph for another supply of Jevon'sElemenlrf. 

W.T. Wliedon, E. U. Bowman and Miss A. B. Gelston of '81, 
re at the New England alumni dinner given In Boston, Fob. 
Mr. Frank E. Wheeler, a medical student, died of consumption 
Feb. ailh. Hla remains were sent to his home In New York. 
President Angell gave his llrst lecture on Interuailunal Law 

last Tuesday. Quite a number of students bave elected tbe course. 
A teacher In the MUslon Sunday School one Sunday asked hie 

scholars who the Pharisees were and received tbe qulok reply 

There Is a gradualeor '81 teaching In the vicinity, who visits 
Ann Arbor regularly ever; Saturday for the purpose of attending 
Bhee ban's afternoon hops. 

Rev. Z. Trnesdel. who died here last Sunday morning, was a 
member or the class of '37. He wiu well known as an able teacher 
and iiccom pushed scholar. 

The other day a sludeul went luto Bheehan bookstore and In- 
quired tbr Qorglus' Pluto. Jack racked his brains and Anally auo- 

The literary societies are In full blast. It will pay a student to 
Btleud either oue or them and if possible participate lu the exer- 
cises carried on there every week. 

Mr. Jean Wetmore, of does of 'SI, who Is now taking a post- 
graduate cuurjte here, has appi.ed to the authorities at Washing- 
ton for a putenl on an electric lamp. 

ThedecorikilimsBo tHsLBfully arranged In Room A and In the 
main hull were under the direction of Prof. Deinlson. Ha was 



lay. Lo<> 



ofdibcu 



>, conundrums. Items, uewi of all son 
wanted. Drop them in TucCuhoniclb twx. 

The St. James Hotel has changed bauds again. Mr. Lewis rt 
tires and Mr. Booth will now manage It aloue. 

TheHlgma Pbl gave quitea pleasant hop afew evenings since. 
" Cpper Hank" bad charge of the refreshmcnUi. 

Rhen was greeted wlih a large and appreolallve audlencf 
Monday evening. The gallery was as quietus could be.' 

Hyde * Uehniun's Muldoun Picnic Combination rnim 
e, Brooklyn, at Hill's opera house, March la. 



ibly III 



d by ni 



wood, the famous pianist ut Boston, gave a very en- 
joyable musical recital on l''rldar, 21th Insl. He was assisted by 
members or the Unlvemlty Musical Hociety. 

A ftw ilnya since Pruf. Krlexe made some exceedingly apt re- 
marks In regard to the manner lu which slndenia have conducted 
Iheiuselves aluce he bos been Acting President. 

There Is a bulletin board, so we are Informed, In tbe ladles' 
room. Whyls It not usedT It would be a great cuuvenlenca to 
e very liody, and wipeulHlly (he young ladles themselves. 

Prof. Bemau has been uppoluieil one of the Cuuuty Board of 
achool Examluers to fill the vacancy occasioned by the death of 
Mr. Truesdel, aud has been elected Secretary of tbe Board. 

Wn are pleased to learn that the committee appointed to In' 
vesllgate the connection of Mr. Hill wlih the article recently puh- 
llshed In the Dally News, have completely exonerated hlin. 

Even at this early lliue, the senior law Is oontlderlng the bou- 
quetquestlon. Why uot follow tbe cualom Inauguruled at the 
June oommencemenl last year aud abolish flowers altogutherT 

Those desiring Lu purcbone class albums may ouni'ar with the 
committee. Messrs. Uelaton A Uahou. The albums are to be Im- 
ported rrum Uermauy. They will vary In price rrom te.a> to 
Sio.su. 

Hon. Schuyler Colfax will lecture In the Opera House, March 
3th. His lecture on "Our Martyred Presidents" has received very 
favorable mention, aud no student should miss the opportunity or 



Mr. M. C. Sbaw, a select literary student, died very suddenly 
last Thursday, The real cause of his death Is very obiicure. and 
on post- mortem examliiutlon nothing dellnlte was ascertained. 
Home was In Cheboygan, bui he was Uken to Caxsopolls for bur- 
ial. He Is a brother of Mr. Sbaw, of 'H, who was found dead lu 



Is bed H 






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Q,u1le a tmniber of atudents ftre taking atlvftulage <tf IUiik«'" 
preience In tba alt; to have their phnuigraplii taken. 

Mlnm Fforentw and Joaephlne Tairord, or Oraod Kaplda. 
fbri^er itudenta In the Unlvaralty, were In Ann Arbor vlBlllug 
friends Uitt veek. 

Wa are gettlag more and more patriotic. Herenlter WaablDg- 
ton'B birtbda; will be looked forward to with more than ordloary 
Interest. It will be like the day of prayer— a bolyday. 

Tbeireabmea haveat length received their clau paper. Tbe 
■eal Is quite taaty In appearance, and does credit to the oonimlttee 
baTlng In oharge the matter. Simptr lartum Is tbe motto of 'SB. 

Tbscloslpg entertainment of tbe Students' Lecture Asaoclatlon 
will be given by tbe Emma Abbott Opera Company, March 30, at 
the Opera House. Tbls oompany will play the now opera of ■' Pa- 
tience." 

PrealdentWhlte, of Cornell Unlvenlty. aooompanled by the 
librarian of tbat Inatltutlon, will soon be here to look over the 
plaosofour Dew library. A tX,OM one will be shortly built at 

Tbe worthy presldeut of the lenlor class has been presented 
wltb an elegautly bound volume of Robert's Rnlea of Order by 
some Of his admiring clasnmatea. A oard of thank* will be now 
In order. 

Festive senior wblatlei to a little dog acroaa the itreet. Sopho- 
more (BarcMStlcally) " Oh I you are whistling lothe oUiar Utile dog. 
ara yoaT" Senior icalmly): "Yea, yea, but you needn't leKAiW 



he Law Department tt 
ume bU duties as enro 
iHng the extra session 



W. W. Hannaa, '80. who has beei 
year, left last Thursday A>r Lansing 
lag and engrossing clerk of tlie liou 
the legislature. 

We learn that quite a number of stndenta took Bdvantage or 
the eiourslon offered by the Athletic association to pay a visit W 
Detroit. RosalwlllplayKlDgL«artlieretO-ntght,and many will 
remain over to bear him. 

Hon. Htewart L. Woodlbrd. of New York city, spoke in Uni- 
versity Hall on thelBd lust. The occasion was the celebration of 
WnhlngtOD'sblrthday, under the auspices of the laws. His sub- 
ject was the "Student Lire of OnrOeld " 

Theqniel liehavlor of the students befbre the President's house 
last Saturday needs no comment. As soon as It was known tbat 
Prof Truesdftlewftsqiilte 111 In a neighboring .house, every tb log 
wasas quiet andorderly as one could expect. 

" A student belonging to the Pal Upsllon has been expelled for 
AtlUng to pay his debts and otherwise demeaning blmseir to the 
discredit of the organl cation." This statement, from the Ann 
Arbor Argus, Is absolutely l^lse.and has uo foundation whatever. 

-' When will the Oracle come out T" This Is now tbe question 
that more than one editor of the ■uphomorle annual has been 
asked. Weare Informed tbat Its appearance will take place the 
latter par' of this month, end as for an Oracle, to use asophoraoree 
words, "It will as &r surpass all other previous Oracles as. 'M excels 
previous classes." 

At a meeting or the ChrohiCLB board, Feb. 3d, the following 
resolutions were adopted : 






d TlilnKI C 






A pretty good story Is told renpeotlng the Innocent and guile- 
less appearance of a certain member of the verdant class or 'BJ. 
He was reading from Schiller's tfurla fituarC when he came to the 
place where Elizabeth says to Mary : 

El kotM nichtt, .ilc aKgemeine 8ch9aheU 

Zu lein, utt ait gemeine ifln/Hr utle I 
He remarked that lie didn't quite see the meaning or Ibe pas- 
sage. Well, BHld Professor H'sjoslaswell you shouldn't, 

Hr. D. You are still too young 



The A(hlelloBssoclatlon will give Its entertainment In Hill's 
open! house Friday evening, March IT. II Is very desirable that 
all contests bewail Oiled. Entries can be made to any of the direc- 
tors of the assoolatlon. Let the old cry of gymnasium be not made 

Boeoe In Room M— Proressor : " Have you banded in your the- 
sis yet, Mr. RT B.: "No. sir; 1 bave not bad time Wbegln It ycL" 
Professor: " Well, as your eertlAcate Is here, you may as well lake 
It. and present your thesis as soon as possible." Exit B. In trl- 

In our last Issue we gave Frank Bangsterrer the credit ot get- 
ting up the conrMtlonary enterprise soon to t>e Inaugumted In 
Ann ArlKir. Mr. J. W. Hangslerler Is the superlntondent of the 
new company, and to him belongs the honor of beginning tbe 
undertaking. 

Quitea large Dombar or Btadenls were preseat at ebspel last 
Monday morning to greet President Angell, Tbe President took 
advantage of the opportunity lo urge on students the Im- 
portance, both to themselves and the University, of a n^ularat- 
ten dance at chapel. 

The following are the ebaraoters or the French play " I.es Plal- 
deurs," to be given some time during during the spring; Chlca- 
neau,J. E Real; Dandln. W. B, Cady; Leandre, W. B. Hough; 
Petit Jean.Emlle Caleyron; Le Comteese. Miss Hunt; Isabella, 
Miss Houghton. Pnif. De Pont has tbe management of [be piny. 

This time two freshmen are the heroes. They are studying 
French and like It ever so much, especially Le Lalrin. The other 
day they stopped on the corner and discussed the Qrst canto of 
this poem qutto at length. When tliey separated, the taller of the 
two. In order to display his knowledge of his stop-mother tongue, 
bid the other good evening with ibe expression. Iret bltn. 

The Sanitary Convention held Its meeting at the Court Hoase 
last ToeHlay and Wednesday. The proxram was a very interest- 
ing and Instructive one. A number of students were present at 
all Its sessions. Judge Cootey, Professors Prescolt, Langley, 
Vaughan. and Harrington, read papers. Judge Coolcy was Presi- 
dent, Prof. Hudson, Vloe-Prcaldent, and Dr. Vaughan Secretary 
ortbeoonventlon. 

Asophomore wboentered as a select student last year, went 
np the other day to have his entrance examlnaMon In History 
The worthy proressor in that department not only passed bim but 
gave blm a receipt which ocrtlQes that be has also passed course 
fi>ur. the seminary work In English Constitutional History. Aa 
the sophomore had never taken any History befbre, he considers 

Quito a large audience was present Inst Wednesday evening 
to bear the students' favorite musician, Edouard Remenyl. We 
regretone thing exceedingly, however,— that so little Intorest was 
taken in Remenyl while he was here. Members at the upper 

Remenyl has done much toward Increasing tbe gymnasium fund 
in the past, and we think deserved more cordial treatment from 
those whom he has accommodated and aided so much. 

The following resolution bas been handed us for publication : 
Whibbab. lulpli A. ADgelU sn lioiiored and respected mnnberof Lsw 
cISBL ti. dlFil Bl hli heme. Id Wttt Bar City, Mich.. Hsrch atb, 1881. 

ReiBlili. Ttist Che Leu cIbh ot 'K diwply deplens hli loss, snd scads II* 
tiosrtfelt sympstlij t<j tals rclmllvos snd fKi^nils In Ihclr lo** of on* who was 
pre-pailp*BtljdcatiDed tolcBdsahODorsblcosteer. 

C. E. PIERCE. 

A. W. McSAUGBTON, 



Mr. W. V. Hanger, pbotograpber of f&, has been busy Ibr the 
last ten days "attempting te take" the clasB. Many bav? been the 

Incidentu that bave occurred at the gallery on Liberty streeL For 
Instonae, we heard of one heavy senior, llie youngest member In 
the class, who bad to sll three tlmea before all of hlmaeir whs 
taken. Another senior, who eouldu't decide fur himseu; oarrled 



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three lies dov|i to Mr. Ranger U> aik the tniite of ihts gentleman 
on th1« mailer. And *tttl another aeiilctr, whose oHine has been Id 
priul more llian once, actually wore three different eo»t« down. 
Atler trying Ihem on before Mr. Ranger, he wns flnaUy satis- 
fled BB r^arda the coat, atlll the buttons of this gnrmenl did not 
■Qlthlm. Was be.asenlor. tobefolledlnlhlamannerT Forthwith 
hedepartB rroin the photograph eallerj, haateiis to a dry goods 
■tore. aOer much maneuvering nelccts aulUhle bullona. hiet to a 
tailor, has them sewed on, returns to the gallery and atter foor 
trials BUCceeda In having taken a oorreot likeness at hlmulf. 

Hr. W. T. Whedou, '81, has kindly sent us a copy or the Boston 
Traveller, whlehcontalnsiiulte an extended accouDt of the Unl- 
-veraity and of the fourth annual meeting of the New England 
AlDiQuI AssoclHtlou, held vt Hotel Veudouie, Boalon. We are 
pleaaed to aee In how great esteem our Unlveralty Is held through- 
out the East, and that wo are slowly hut surely attalolDg a i 
among educational Institutions of which no anlverslty need be 
ashamed. "Among other gueaU present was Dr. Pierce, now past 
his 8Sth year. He went to Michigan aoon anerlSM as a misslou- 
•ry. He, however, hood becntoe Interested In schools and drew 
up tlie plan of the school system of that Slate, and of the Univer- 
sity. He may be truly considered aa the father of the Michigan 
schools." We trust the New England Alumni Association may 
flourish, and that more associations of lis character beauslalned 
In a like energetic manner. Nothing will tend more lolnorease 
the repulsitlon of the University than assoolatlons of Its gradu- 
ates of this abarsotar. 



lAcal MJscellanj. 

Mr. Howard, agent for C, H. Dlckloson dCo., One merohont 
t«llors,ofColdwater. Mich., will be in the city from March iOlh 
toieth, luolUBlve, with goods Ibr Inspection. 



e papers rsoelved since the last Issue ai 



I Ulusti 



KlJOUl 



dlacnsBlng the 
( after the style of the 
a paper should be established, the name 
Pouch. We aee uo reason why a rich 
1 any fears for I be aucoesaof tbeenter- 



TheY 

Harvard Lampoon, 
will probably ha th 
college like Yale ne 
prise. 

It seems, from the Harvard Herald, of Feb. ITIh. that there Is 
a regularoorrespondenl to that paper from Ann Arbor. The prao- 
tloe of publishing letters from dltrerenl oolleges Is a commendable 
one, and the Herald gl ves quite a large space to the U. of M. letter. 
Theoorrespondenl, however, Is a little "off." when he speaks of 
the "balmy weather of the last few weeks" and the priictlcliig 
done on the campus Coc positions on the iCugby Team. The Advo- 
cate Is advocating the publication of a book of Harvard songs, 
similar to that of Yale. Such a book would not come amiss here. 

Again hasaJuailoe of the Supreme Court been appointed, and 
Michigan been overlooked. Although we would be ekceedtugly 
sorry to loss Judge Cooley, still we think that bis eminent ability 
should have been recognized. The Washington Post lately said 
that no flttar appointments could be made than those of Judges 
Cooley and Qray. The same paper had the following at the head 
of Its editorial columns: " For Associate Justice of the Supreme 
Court, Thomas H. Cooley, of Michigan." We clip the following 
from the N.Y. Tribune; 



C. H. DicKlKsoN A Co., will exhibit the fluest llaeoTOe 
Furnishing Goods ever shown In this city. Their agent will b. 



Lakok eight by ten Photo-views of the University and Build- 
ings at ADdrewH'; flileen oeute each. Students, be sure and see 

The Coldwater merchant tailoring Arm of C. H. Dickinson & 
Co. will have their agent In the city from March lOth to Mth, 
to receive orders for Spring aulta. 

Pbof. W.W.Bbkab, No. II 8. FItth street, takes subscriptions 
at low rates for all prominent American and Foreign publlca- 

ALi, the boys are leaving their orders at WInaaa ± Stafford's 
tor graduating suits, as It is the only flrst-class Custom Tailoring 
House In the city, and they have more fine goods than all 
combined. See their advertisement on the oulslde page. 



nrty-elgbt. Id bis muaer he Is eiceedlDgiy ■t[re?shi? ud councoui." 

During the past month n number of difficulties have arisen tie- 

bailngaSklr, or caper peculiar to student life. While we do not 
wish to be understood as defending the»e practices, we do protest 
strongly against the trealmeut which college sludenle In general 
are receiving at the hands of the public prewi of the counlry. A 
number of the metropolitan dallies have published articles re- 
cently, that are a disgrace to any paper pretending to treat mailers 
splrlL They should remember that nil the fucts In a ca«e 
I IhKlr disposal, and before making any aevere editorial 
ts, they should be careful to have a thorough knowledge 
of the circumstances. We, of the University of Michigan, ought 
obe surprised that a mlsernble and mediocre sheet like the 
Arbor dally should wa~te lis space In vilifying, when the 
Inrgeand reputable papers of the cities are In no belter bnslness. 
number of our late exchanges are complaining of the same 
lng,so that we are sure the abuse Is not confined to one locality. 



COItLBOB NBWS. 



Job T. Jacobs wishes to call attention to his new advertise, 
menl In this Issue, and also to the fact that he is selling Linen 
Collars, Cuffs,Handkerchleft, etc., at ten percent reduction. Now 
Is the time to buy spring goods at greatly reduced prices. 



leading colleges. 



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The two Htiidentti who were arrested fur ningiaic wllli 
tut iilghl, were honumbly scijulltiiil by Lhi 
of Itlilca's JUHlIco wuuld pent 



Would tl 



thlsi 



TbeSuDor Feb. aoth givsi a Ions account or the Junior prntiie- 
niule, wlilch WHS a moit brilliant nlTulr. Among tbniie preeeiil we 
notice tlie name or Mis* Tyler, formerly or Ann Arbor. 

Tbe Herald, in n late number. hnH n good and acathlDg article 
in reply lo Harper's and Leslie's weeklies lu tlielr abuse of colle^fs 
stadeats. 

A eoud deal of complaint Is made because llie rscolty does not 
olldays. liy suspending recitations. 









BQSpended during lliB funeral sarvieeHol PmC. Ko Kun-Hue. 
Tbe correspondent or tbe Herald, from Wellesley, bas the fol 



Willie HI 






juld 



"fulrBdra 



There It also a goad iirllcle upon the standard of ad mission. 
The writer evidently tbinlcx that YaU uni) Harvard are the only 
colleges whose standard or admlsaloii and curriculum are higher 
than those or Prinuetoa ; but we would kindly suggest that Uiere 
exists away out here In the West a "goliool" wblch hasastandnrd 
"Just a little bit high." If tbe Princetou man would like oue, we 
will send bim a Calendar. 

TalB. 

BusblDg Is quile a common occurrence at Yale. Judging from 

nigbl." 

The Fresh. M Yale have Just began to carr; canes, and the pa- 
pers are (Ult of acoounu of Frvsfale'saml experience with what they 
call a "banger." 

Harvard's aba lien ge for Inter-oolleglate Held sports has been 
declined. 

TheNews Intends cutting down lis exchange list, because of 
tbe "labor In luofaing over many from which they never get an 
ltem."and there Is a great deal of truth and Justice In the reiison. 

It Is said that the News Is In favor of making the editing of a 
aollege paper equivalent loan optional study. 

l^ereare 150 college papers published In the United States. 
Harvard. Yale, and Cur 11 ell eoub iiuppurt dallies. The circulation 
of some of the leading papers U as follows; Yale Cuurant, WO; 
Yale Record. OOU; Yale Lit.. QiO ; Vale News, 3W ; Harvard LTImran. 
SOJ; Harvard AdvucaU'.n.i; Prliicetonlan. I.OJJ; Nassau Lit.. 4.7U; 
Acta Columbiana, WO No college paper has a circulation of over 
l.uao. Tbe circulation of the College Argus Is dOO.— Argus. 

We will add that the circulation of the Dartmouth varies from 
aSO lo IfiSO. the latter being our largest Issue .this year.— Dart- 
mouth. 

And we will add that tbe regular circulntluu of The Chrohi- 
Oi,E Is 1,000. 



The entire teaching staff of the College of the City of New 
Yurk oiiuslstsof a president— salary. VA'II; I'l! proreswirs at |l,i>0 
e.ich. and one other at (J.O-'J'. nine tutorsntlJiaTSench; Ave others 
a(»>00ouch: tw.>o'.bers at Il.JU; one at n.(Ui, and one attf)J- 
thlrty-two professors and tutor* at nn aggregate annual lULlary of 
SW.S75. What da these gentleman do fur tlieir money T-Orapblc. 

CLIPPINGS. 

There nre ITO colleges In the Uulted States where both sexes 
are admitted as students.— Ex. 

Befwecn twenty and thirty men are trying fur a vacant posi- 
tion on tbe Princeton foot-ball team.— Ex. 

The onne rush hetweea the Vale sophomores and freslimen be- 
came BO severe that the police bad Ui Interfere. —Advocate. 

Theannual dinner or the Michigan University Alumni Asso- 
elnllan, of Boston, was held at the Crawl^rd House, Peb. Z1~N. Y. 
World. 

Junior, upon having bis attention called to a hair on his 
shoulder, replied: "That Is nothing, I have bad a whole bead of 
tbem there." -Mxdlaonensls. 

The Junior Hop of Michigan University, which Is an affair 
similar to our Junior Promenade, oomes off Feb. 17th. It will sur- 
pass any thing of the kind ever given there before Vals News. 

University, one or tbe Ann Arb)r oi)lle,'e paper-, hi', gone to 
the wall-reason; Qnanolal emburras^tneut. There mii4t have 
been a lack of energy, for it ssem^ thiit a university Ilka ths one 
at Ann Arbor should support two paperH.^Unlverslly Fr«sa. 

-.Where did you dine yeilorduy, FwedT" "0,Ht the kwub." 
" Oood dInnahT" " YaBie, O ynsse, I dined on such a lovely pwlm- 
wose, with gewamlum ror deisert. With those I dwuuk lu the 
delicious rwagwiince of asweetand tendah wlolet." " Huw pwec- 
luusl" "Yasse.lt was evah so uttably sou I -satisfying and su- 

Oue of the new rules of the police commissioners In regard to 
I be theatres Is as Ibllows: "Police offlcersare not tolnterrere.even 
at the request of managers or their agents, with parsons who. In a 

reasonable and decorous man ner, express their dissent by hissing 
or otherwise, at what Is presented on the stage." Now let the 
goose elevate Its neck and talk.—Biiston Post. 

Yen, dear, It was a most delightful party, you know, and we 
had real Bngllsh mistletoe, and It was Just too awfully sweet Ibr 
anything. I happened to be under It with Charley, and ho looked 
Intomyfnceand said: he lived, you know, de*r, In Liindonfora 
long time-" Don't you love the old English customsT" and If you 
believe me. I didn't know what I was saying, and I said " Yes." 
And then -oh, well, there wasn't anybody looking, and where was 
the harm; It was only Charley.— Ex. 

Tbe following gives tbe rank of a Tew or tbe Ohio colleges In 
scholarship and wealth: 



oUnl. 
ra Reserve 



.nhlp. 1 



—Vide tie Reporter. 
Huw the nu'-seelng writer of the above has been able to obtain 
thelkcls.especlally of the scholarship record, la past flndlagoul. 
But perhaps he has " been the rounds" and found out for himself. 

Wittlclsma &om To FesUve Sciasors. 

An exchange wants to know " whether our colleges turn out 
gentlemen," Certainly not; theKcntlemeu are al lowed to go on 
and graduate.— Ex. 

the morning of tbe PliyslcH examlnallonii; '-Say, Ned, got this 
down pretty llueT" Qo-as-youj^p lease Freshman^ "Well.about 



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an flne ■■ I could itM It. and ntlll Iibtc It legible," a* be Hhook ODt 
a Utile pli'ce nt eurdlxuird rruni IiIb coniHlceTe.— Ex. 

Freab. [ynwuInK): '-GiieBa I'll Inke H Itltle anooxe." Hopb.; 
"Ah, thai la vbDl 1 mil an 'npjiy IbciUKht."— Tlie Bui))[eT. 

"Eat onlonn, SIb," ia the Boa Ion PoeI'h advice ton innlilen wbo 
warned to know how to avoid bavins a raustauhe on her upper 
Up. 

When a girl geta mud and rlwd rroniarellnw'a knee, but thlnka 
better of It and goes back again. Is Itcallrd a re1ap»eT"~Gx. 

Senior: " I deaire a picture or evfry brollier In the olaaa," 
"How about the alateraT" Senior: "The brelbren aliraj'a em- 
brace tlie Hlitera.''— Ex. 

" Vea," Mid a pcimpoua Eraditale to a freebmnn and country 
eoualn, " eleetilclty wa« Ibciugbt a vtonderlul Iblng Id wy daya. 
Now they seem tiJ make Uglit of iU"— Ex, 

Young ladlea who receive the degree of A. B. bave a decided 
advantage over I be young genllemen. We know atone wbo waa 
M.A. In less than a year after ber graduBtliin.'Ez. 

"Oh, what rapture I" remarked AdolphuB, aa he claaped his 
fair one Id bla arma. " nb, what rapped yerl" a friend Inquired, 
shortly afterwarda.aa he obaerved AdolphuB trying U) get hia head 
■ Dd a larse-Biaed bump Into bla bat at the aame llraei and 'Dol- 
pby BHid he didn't einclly know, but thoaght 11 must have been 
the old gentlemen's gold- beaded cane.— Ex. 

After the Opeia. 

WsBtood. one night, on Beacon atreet 

Before ber (kmllymanalon. 
While In my beart the throbs of love 

Were Blruggllng for expanalun ; 
We Just bad left tlie theatre, 

Had beard " II Trovatore," 
And. on the dour-atep, talked abont 

The music and the story. 

Bbe raved about tbe woodrons voloa 

Of SIgnoT CampanlDl, 
Stft pralHed bla acting and his ftice. 

While I stood like a ninny— 
I wanted to— but why explain, 



1 walled long, for some excuse 

My atiipid brain perplf ilng, 
And then, at length, a silence fell. 

Ha awkward and su vexing; 
Bui suddenly she brighientd up, 

Thlslijvelleatof mlsses- 
" Oh, by the way, did you observe 

Hoa (iraerfitlls >t kiiMa f " 

— Boaton Advertiser. 

Book NotloVB. 

"The Great American Traveller." An Epic Poem. By Dan '1 
Pratt. Published by Crank and Co.. Washington, D. C. 

" Four Years In Swamp Poodle, or Life at Princeton." Pub- 
lished by N. Y. «iin Company. By C. Hlcanery. 

■'Three Yearn a Frexhmnn, or Life of a Dropt Han at Yale." 
(Reprinted from Owid Times.) 

■■Plucked Tbrloe. or Attempts of a Princeton Man to enler 
Yale." (Refused admlaslon to Princeton Library.) 

"The UnQInchlng Backer. A Collection of Ikenna." With co- 
pious Index. For sale by On I liver. Price— (to suit Freahmen). 

" Jollu JustlooexccedlnglyBweettollve : The Heroine ol a Vaa- 
aar Samanoe." Tblrd volume of the All Name Berlea. 



LITERARY MOTES. 



I Indebted to Senator T.W. Perry fbracopy 
of the Congressional Directory. 

The CAlhoIle World tar March, 1SS3, la replete with valuable 
reading matter. The World does not con flne Its page* to Reclarlan 
subjeeu. yet It Isataleand lealouB In disseminating 11a religious 
teneti. We have In tblB number Interesting anlulea 00 "The 
United 8tnteB and Mexico," " Moles and Warts In Literature," 
■■John Fisher," "Clement I," " Wood-Engraving and Early Print- 
ing." Prlcc,3icenia; Wayiffir. 

We know of no magazine better adapted to the wants of those 
Interested In painting, etc., than the Magaslneof Art. TheMarcb 
number conlaina Hne and costly engravings, among which ■'The 
Nuremberg Madonna," ■■ The Profeesor and His Pupil," and ■' Lu- 
ther at the Diet of Worms," are the besL The articles un "J. B. 
Burgess,'' "Alnwick Castle," and "Belgian Art," all floely llloa- 
irated, are admirable. Price. 3S cents; t&SOa year. 

Among the best books published by Caasell.Petter A Co.. In 
their popular llhrary series. U "The Huguenots," by Uuslave 
MaSBOn. In thlsconclHe work the hleiory of the Huguenots from 
the beginning of Ihe lleformallun to the death of Louis X:V. Is 
narrated, and In the oancludlug chapter a brief sketch of French 
Protestantism, subsequent Lo the death of the same monarch,- Is 
given. The little book la a compendious and careful aooountofa 
sect. living at a period when rchgliius leal was conaplcuuualy for- 
ward—a £icC which neeesBarlly renders the production uf an 
authentic and unbiased history exceedingly dlOlcult, On dis- 
puted questions the author aupports his views by quotations from 
sUDdardaulborltles. The book Is furuUhed with valuable refer- 
ences and a copious Index. For sale by J. Moore. Price, ai cenla. 

"Studies In the Life of Christ," by the Rev. A. M. Falrbalrn, 
D. D. These studies were written and arranged with the view of 
alTurdlng to the reader a liberal acquaintance with the history of 
Christ, by wlilcli. especially, his character and life may be eaally 
understood. Although the author does not altn to relate min- 
utely biblical history, still he shows himself conversant with aub- 
JeclM bearing upon It. In the opening chapter Is conljilnod a re- 
view of lUa hlatnrlciil conditions nf the limes, with en account of 
the land nnd character of Uio soil of Israel. With tbe second 
chapter beglnB the blsU>ryorthe llfeiif Christ, which Is clearly 
explained and imparted, leaving a deep linpresKlon of the Impor- 
tance of religious study and practice. The work Is especially 
adapted to general readers, and \a regarded us a valuable addition 
to religious literature. The author la not sutlslled with mere nar- 
ration, and the title explains the purpose of the buok. It Is well 
worth tbe perusal of all. Price, H.7o. For sale by J. Moore. 

No.Tof tbe new Plutarch Series la the ''Life of Sir Hiohard 
Whitllngton." hy Waiter Beannt and James Rice. Tbe object of 
this series of hooka la to give an aecountoflhe great men who 

lions mads the history of tbe world. Sir Richard WhUtlngton 

men who pn>bably have done more Ihan any oilier set of peraona 

thatclass who, even In liie [lines of the Anglo Saxons, had made 
the island and Ita peculiar advantages well known throughout tbe 
wholeof Europe. He was a merchant— a merchant In the sense 
of the term an employed In tbe fourteenth century ; a class of men 

much In tbe amount and paaaeBslon of lands, not so much In ber 
political contact with the countries on tbe main oontlnant, a 



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the deTelopmi 



r mnrlUme lnt«rest«. Id tbe (baleiing at 
n Inlemitl reflources. Tlie nutlior glvs 
quite an Inbereatliig lulrodiicCor; chnpler upou tbe clinrLei 
LoDdoD. Here we find s kind of lufcirrniitlon whLoh Is both 
poftant to tbe htsloPlcal Btudeiit and agreenble to Uib geii 

botbnatolUEovernmentBnd llie namre of Its muiilclp&l IuhM- 
tutlDnB<lurJDKthePlanta$ceiietkliiEB. Then we bave brougbt be. 
fore our view tbe boyhood, the apprentloeslilp, llie public life. »: 
WhlttlDgton. We »ee In the life at tbis man e. true veriao»tlon oj 
tbe old stijlng: "SeestlhoD k man diligent In bunlnesiiT He bIiuU 
■tand before kings." All tiinmgb tbe work we obtain gllmpBeB ni 
the lire In Ix>ndon aa 11 was In the time or Wblttlngfin. aa well n> 
BD excellent deaarlpttoi) of London »f tbe later middle ages. The 
legend of Dick Wblltlngton and hlB cat, a Blory wblcb used t 
cupy prominent » place In booka n>r ohlldren, la well told. If 
we were to makeany crIllolBm Htall upon the book. It would be 
thai the aothora have notcouflned tbemxelvee closely enougb to 
the llfenr WblttlogtOD. Still It Is through an Inilgbt Inlo the 

estimate of the man himself. Publlahed by O, P. Putnam's Sona, 
New York City. For aale by John Moore. Price. (l.OO. 

"Shakespeare Couree Reference*," by Pmfesaor DemmoD, Is. 
M the title Implies, primarily Intended fur tbe uae of the Sbake- 
speareclasn. but It will be found very uielul to all lovern of the 
poet who desire to found their appreolutlon on something more 
substantial than antralned Individual taste. It Is based upon the 
syllabus originally prepared by Professor Tyler for the same pur- 



reterences upon fourteen plays, carelUIly seleoted to display llie 
work of Shakespeare's mind In every drarastle form and mood. 
Under each play Is given a list or references upon the sources of 
the plot, and. second, a very complete set of critical refereaees to 
the beKt German and English critics. For sale at all tbe book- 
Btoree. Price, 15 cents. 

"Sir Francis Bacon," by T. Fowler, ProFeasor of Logic In tbe 
University of Oxford. New Vork : G. P. Putnftm's Sod: "Tbe 
object of tbis book Is to present the character of tbe revolution 
wblcb Bacon endeavored to effect In solentlflc methods, as well as 
tbe nature oT bis philosophical opinions generally, lu a form In- 
telligible and luteresllng to readers who have no technical ac- 
qunlQtance witb logic or philosophy." As will be noticed by 
what Is quoted ftoro tbe prefkce. the author does not aim In write 
tbe life of Bacon. However, the opening chapter Is devoted to a 
brief sketch of his career, and Is almost conllned to a stutemenc 
of Aicla. He who seeks to obtain an explanation of the political 
and Judicial conduct of the great plilloaoplier muat have recourse 
to other sources, fur the author expressly dlsclalinii any attempt 
to elucidate tbe disputed ptusagee of Baoou's life. The reader's 
attention Is next called to Bacon's works, a general review of bis 
literary labors beinggtven. The minor and unflnlshed writing* 
are only called Into Importance when some Interesting Incident Is 
ooanecled with iheni. Bauon's survey of the sciences, his refonn 
of sulentlflc methods in two parts, his pblloeophlCHl and religious 
opinions, and bis Influence on philosophy and ecience. are then 
treated In an instructive and masterly manner. The philosopher 
la Id tbe bands of one who knows hla worlh and feels his Influ- 
ence, and has ably revealed both. 

"Tbe Wonders of Nature" bus lately appeared from the pub- 
lishing bouse of D. Appleton & Co. Although professedly not 
written In any spirit of exact solentlflc Inquiry, It yet presents no 
facta that have not a BClentlQc baslH. none of the marvelous stories 
of tmvele™ writing to Impress and nut to Instruct. Every slntc- 
ment that It contains may be conflilenlly relied upon as having 
the sanotlon of careful and accurate liivestlgntlon, For tills rea- 
■ou It Is a work especially valuable to the general reader, who d(- 



ipendloua and entertaining acmunt of 
about bin). Id thla voluniesuch 
a student will find preelsely what he desires. Besides, tbe workli 
presented In such a pleasurable form, that tbe delight of perusal 
will be enbunued by tbe merits of a obHrmIng style. The Imagin- 
ation la allniuliited and the conception of the object* described 
given (be reality of life by profuse Illustrations, many of them 
original, abowlng no little genius and art lu their deslgu and exe- 
cution. All the prodigies of organised existence, from tbe amteba 
do the highest niaininalla, receive at tbe author's hands careful 
and luminous exposition. Marine, plaut. Insect, and reptilian 
life, and In addition tbe enpeclatly wonderful phenomena of air. 
tbe curiosities of Igneous forinatiou, tbe wonders of ice and of Ore 
as glaciers, volcuDoa, and geysers, come sucocsalvely under hla 
masterly treatiuent. It thus coinbinea all the features of a phys- 
ical geography and of a treatise on natural history. But there la 
aiao another class of readers to whom it will be especially accept- 
able. Juvenile reculera will Qnd In Ita pages an unfailing source 
of proQt and pleasure. In fact 11 Is one of that fortunate but rare 
class 111 books that is adapted to young and to old, to beginners as 
well as to those advanced In knowledge, to the general reader as 
wellastotbespeciallst. For sale by John Moore. Price. (2.1X1. 

" Cbanoellorsvllte and Gettysburg," by A. Duubleday. It Is 
due tbe author of this volume to say that be Is a graduate of West 
Point, oomiuanded tbe flrst corps at Gettysburg, and, beluga val- 
uable and zealous olDaer. was breveted for his services. Having 
a personal acquaintance, prior to the rebellion, with Stonewall 
Jackson, A. P. Hill, and other Confederate leader*, and becoming, 
by the dullee of bis position aa comnuinder of tbe defences of 
Washington, aoqualn ted with President Lincoln, he Is well pre- 
pared to describe the men and measures of tbe war, while his 
rank at the battle of Gtottysburg, and bis preseuoe at the cabinet 
meeting after that momentous oocurrenoe, and many other ad- 
vantagesof situation, baveenabled him to obtain the necessary 
dalufor his work. Tbe bonk luelf, one of Bcrlbner's Campaign 
Series, Is Illustrated by maps and plans prepared lo assist the 
reader lu understanding tbe narrative, which Is an adinlrabls ac- 
ttlea with their attendant el ran ras tan ess. the 
positions of the divisions and corps, with the men contmauding, 
.he battle grounds, and. in fact, everything of Importance bearing 
m these engageinenls. Tlie sly le. clear and forcible, Is well adapt- 
tdtiitlie subject, and finely sets forlb tbe spirit of fairness wblcb 
jervades the book, and which is tbe more praiseworthy, if wB 
ecollect that a writer of events In which be was ooncerued Is 
liable to be prejudiced, and especially when he baa offered his life 
I the oonlest which Is the thenieof bis narrative. Srimeof the 
iigageroents are described with vivid reality, of which Stonewall 
uckBon'a Httack on Howard, I he march of Keynolda'a men lo tbe 
id of Hooker after tbe defeat of the eleventh corps, and the rebel 
larges on Cemetery Hill, are Instances. Hnya tbe author: " It Is 
otmydeslre to assail any of tbe patriotic men who were engaged 
I tbe contest, but each of us la responsible for bis actions and the 
consequences wblcb flow from them; and where great disasters 
occurred it Is due both to the living and the dead that tbe 
s be Justly and properly stated." Home claiming that tbe 
St care should be exercised In even reviewing tbe results of 
rnest soldier's labors, and feeling that It Is, at least. Indeli- 
o submit bl> actions to cold scrutiny, may think tbe author's 

let; his reputation Is aa precious ss a woman's, and bis 
1, though absurd, excite our sympathy and mitigate our 
opinions, Tbe authors crlllclKms, sometimes severe, but never 
infeeling or attended by Invidious Inninuatlons. are always ac- 
companied by authentic .testimony, and of such criticism must 

If these contest*, tills book will be of great value. For sale by 
Sheeban. Price. II.QO. 



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UNIVBB3CTY OF MICHIGAN, SATURDAY, MARCH 18, 1833. 



President Angell'B leeturu on China, Thuraday 
evening, Marcii Itth, at University Halt, was attended 
by un unuBUHlly fine audience, though the weather was 
very diaagreeable. The lecture was an hour and forty 
minutes long, beginning at twenty minutes past eight, 
which waa rather late, by-tiie-way. President Angell, 
in beginning, alluded to our ideax of the Chinese, ac- 
cording to which they are a people Interesting to us 
chiefly because, like their geographical situation, their 
cuMtonis are antipodal to ours in numberless queer in- 
stances. After citing several humorous examples ot 
this, he laid before the minds of his liearers, in a few 
Impressive ami eloquent sentences, theactunl mugnitude 
and age and signiflcunce of whut is implied in tlie term, 
the Chinese Empire. He then touched upon the na- 
tion's histury, and spoke of the impossibility of any 
foreigner's gaining, even by many years of study, a com- 
plete mastery of the peculiarities of the Chinese lan- 
guage, or Chinese character. President Angell then 
said, " I shall talk as though I were sitting among you 
and you were asking the questions I am about to an- 
swer." He credited the Chinaman witli a raild type of 
Industry, said he was not accustomed to any sabbath, 
and spoke very entertainingly of Chinese roads and 
vehicles, and the venerable, but also primitive, canal 
system that never employs locks. The qualities t« be 
expected la a celestial servant were then enumerated, 
and Chinese mercliants, foreign trade, and banking 
were briefly described. Art, and invention are not fos- 
tered In China, it was remarked; social life, faabiluai 
exclusivenees, and polygamy, were discussed, as they \ 
are now found. The neglect of cleanliness in cities was 
eaid to be Indescribable. Dishonesty lu the civil service 



and the Incompetency of army and navy received due 
comment, as did the cheapness of life in the eyes of both 
government and people. It was suggested that many 
instances of gross neglect shown toward the dead or 
dying may be caused by fear of punishment, should an 
accuser charge murder upon him who acted the good 
Samaritan, for Cliinese law presumes crime In such a 
case. The cliaracter of courts and procedure in them 
received meation, and also the executive branch of the 
government, Including the emperor. Feudalism was 
said still to exist in many cities. The speaker de-writied 
the system of education carefully, and spoke of the 
remarkable memory It developed, and also of the dense 
Ignorance of all matters of modern Interest ia which it 
left those who adhere to It. Information lu geography, 
chemistry, astronomy and on the events of muuicipal, 
national or even world wide importanoe is very meager 
if it is possossed atall by even cultured Chinamen. All 
innovations are disliked— foreigners are but grudgingly 
tolerated, and very few can be made to believe the sum 
(if all wisdom is not stored in the classic poems and die* 
sertatinns they received from their ancestors. While 
such excessive conservatism prevails, there is no hope 
for reform In China, and the President stated In clos- 
ing, that a foreign war might necessitate a change in 
their opinions, but the principle hope for their future is 
that Christianity may be generally accepted among 
them. The lecture was occasionally humorous and 
exceedlnly entertaining throughout. President Angell 
spiike, as he always does, without notes, delilierately, dis- 
tinctly and with peculiargrace of language and manner. 
There may have been a feeling of disappointment among 
some who expected to hear a studiously prepared orato- 
rical efTort, and the few chances Ann Arbor affords for 
hearing the best oratory lend strongly to excuse them ; 
but even they must adinit that the style of this lecture 
was far more appropriate to the occasion. However, It 
may be hoped the Lecture Association will provide more 
speakers next season tiiun It has this. The thanks of 
the University are due our President for the pleasure of 
the lecture and the material increase It wlU give to the > 
gymnasium fund. .. - . - - - (^-^ 



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The American people of loday art? lieiiigsurfeileil 
with ilie iiflKtry of fHrteH, varlelies, ojiert'lfaii, inffilor 
dramsH, Ib'at crowd llie elage itiid are n v'a»lt; <>r time 
and money ; nay more, as lliey are prei-enled to the puli- 
lic they are positively injurious. The great quef^tiontt 
with nionagerit, adore and actresses, seems to be how 
low can a dreea be cut In one dirccUoti and liow high in 
another and ellll be couu ten aimed by the public? How 
low can the language and thoughts descend and not be 
poBitlveiy disgusting? And liow high can the thought 
be elevated and give an appearance of rcfpeclability to 
& play, and yet not be bo lofty as to be above liie crowd 
of vulgar aiimirers of thi>t depraved drama? It is re- 
freshing nowadays to find a play on the American btage 
that we can call good. While we do not claim that 
Hazel Kirke will take iU place in the Itrst rank of 
dramas, it Is good. The crowded house two weeks ago, 
proved that the public taste has not been entirely 
vitiated, that if goodplayuare given in Ann Arbor they 
will be petriinlzed by the better elates of people. The 
play has nothing at whicli the most modest need blush. 
It haa interest throughout; there la pathos and humor 
and some approaches to the tragic in the piece. The 
plot 1b not a rehash of the everlasting French novel. It 
deals with a queiition prominent in English society 
whether marriage should be settled by parenta, the 
children willing or no. It shows the pain and trouble 
that have so often occurred from this common practice 
In the old English society. There isampteopportunity ■ 
for good acting. The part of Dunstan admits It, and 
the part was well taken. The comic part of Plttacus 
and Dolly is fnnny and not vulgar, and Plttacus was 
good. Though the heroine's part might have been 
acted belter, yet taken with the fine acting of Dunstan 
and Plttacus, the good support genei-ally, the plot, the 
tone of the piece, the play rank^ as good. 



somewhat limited knowleiige of the Celestial characters 
wc thought the poem hud liigh merit, but tiie L-ditor 
really hai, the assurance to critidiie It. On another leaf 
were verses telling of ttie seven deadly sins of Fresh- 
men. Around the margin were comical flgurea repre- 
senting tlie subjects of the stanais. Still another told 
of the four atjett of the student. This, too, had side 
pictures of no solemn ai-pect, and there were also at the 
head und foot of this page characteristic class repre- 
sentatives. Elsewhere in this cuilous manuscript was 
to be seeti a picture dedicated to the welcoming of our 
President. The article underneath begins willi a huge 
letter upon which are ingenious devices and Chinese 
letters. Also the head and tail drawings for the work 
are of a peculiar and Ingenious design. But this Is not 
all we discovered, und as we desire to let our patrons 
know all about this deep-laid plot, we will not hold It 
back that there are also a few solid articles, as for In- 
stance a discussion pro and eon secret societies, From 
the tenor of these essays one would conclude that the 
ciue pro college fraternities was by u society uiun and the 
one con by an Independent. No sooner had we exam- 
ined all these things, than the aforesaid manager came 
tearing back and asked If we had seen some old papers 
which be had lost. We pointed to those on the floor, 
and he, perceiving they were there and undisturbed, 
gladly snatched them up and departed. Now under 
these circumstances the suspicion entered our mind that 
perhaps this might be the copy for the Oracle, whlcli we 
hear Is to appear In a week or so. But then all prece- 
dent is BO against having anything that Is new, unique 
and original in the sophomore publlcJitiou, that it is 
hard for us to believe that this is designed for that pur- 
pose. However, we would advise our readers tu keep 
on the lookout for that publication, and see whether or 
not our conjectures are correct. 



The other evening we received a call froni the man- 
ager of the Oracle of '84, and during his visit some pa- 
pers happened to fall out of his pocket. After a little 
chat he retired, and of course our curiosity drove us to 
a perusal of the myslerious-lookUig package. It seemed 
to be copy arranged for the printer, and our suspicions 
were confirmed when we beheld the proof of one pict- 
ure, evidently taken by the photo- engraving process. 
It seemed to be a cartoon of a medley of grinds on col- 
lege affairs, and in the centre tliere actually was a mill 
at which a man with a mortar-board was diligently 
grinding. The only clue to who this was, or what it 
was, was tiie expression in one corner, " W. F. Word." 
Tills word seemed to be on all the other pictures as well. 
Turning over the other leaves we struck a regular old- 
fashioned Chinese poem In all its glory of twenty-five 
jointed hieroglyphics. From certain ear-marks we con- 
clude this Is an ode written by our President upon his 
return from the other side of the globe. From our 



For a long time a branch postotUce or mail delivery 
upon ytate street has been desired by many persons liv- 
ing near tlie University, and especially by the studeuta. 
Mr. T. C. Clayton, a mefnber of the Literary Depart- 
ment, has ascertained by correspondence with the Pii!-l- 
oflSce Department, that a plan for securing such delivery 
is practicable, und he proposes to put It In practice. He 
I will occupy the brick building known as the Smith 
Block, with Sheehun's bookstore. Mail will be carried 
to and from the postofUce us often as there is a general 
make up or distribution, now three times a day. Those 
desiring to get their mail through him will give him a 
written order on the postmaster for It. He proposes to 
charge from twenty-five to fifty cents a quarter, accord- 
ing to the mode of delivery desired. No change need 
be made In the address of mail, as the written order will 
cover that. It is, of course, to be understood, that par- 
ties who order their mail delivered on State streets must 
expect to get it there all tile time, und not call at both 
oftiees, as it suita their convenience. The postofflce Ihv 



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provides for su2li arri'ii;sni3tit-ia<! lliis.ns follows : "Any 
nurnber of oltisan^ tuny employ an ngeiit anJ ^ive 
a written order 011 ft poxtiniMter for l.heir mail, atid wlien 
such order is presented to tlie postmaster it is IiIh duty 
to deliver the iua.U of audi parlies — &isn mall Hd>lrB:tHe<i 
to a person in care of any huuIi parties— to tlie named 
agent." Wlien tiie mail la delivered the reiponnlbllty 
of tiie Postofflue Department ceases. This plan hna been 
wtirking in Ypiiiantl fur ten yeirs with perfect succesH. 
Tlie ineonvenieuce of tramping down town to niali or 
reueivB a letter, no matter what the weather miglit be, 
has long been felt by many of tlie students. We have 
no doubt, therefore, that Mr. Olayton's enterprise will 
obtain from thera a deeerred and hearty support. 

Although of late the Bi>ard of Directors nf the Ath- 
lellc Association have shown considerable energy, 
activity and entimsiasm In their work, stilt in one par- 
ticular we are obliged to criticise and take exception to 
the wisdom of their course. We refer to the late Rossi 
excursion to Detroit. Perliap^ even now the directors 
would prefer to keep the true Inwardness of their actions 
a secret, but we, feeling sure tbat such actions will in 
the end resulttotbe disadvantage of the Association and 
its aims, propose to give it an airing. We do not ques- 
tion the riglit of the b[>arJ to sell the u^e of their name 
for twenty-five dollars or even for five, but it is the pol- 
icy of the action, to which we take exception. Take, 
fur example, the course pursued In this Instance. The 
fact of the excursion was brouglit to the notice of the 
students In tlie usual way, by notice on the bulletin 
boards. The enterprise of the board was favorably com- 
mented upon by the students, and the general impres- 
sion was that it oughtiobeaupported. Then the several 
members of the board were selling the tiuketa, probably 
hired by the original contractor twenty -five dollars, and 
urging students to purchase tickets In order in help the 
Association. Now, when thn appeal to the students Is 
made it liaa always been answered, but as soon as it Is 
found that in soma case^ It Is made in order to benefit a 
private enterprise, no longer can It be hoped or expected 
that they will respond to these calls. Tney will no 
longer be able to determine wiiether or not It is a real 
Inma fide enterprise of the Athletic Association, when 
for a mere pittance the board can be induced to sell the 
use of the name of the association and deceive its con- 
stituency. If there Is any money in these undertakings 
let us reap the entire baneHt or leave tliem entirely 
alone. These few words are intended merely tut a warn- 
ing to the board of the evil consequences of such actions, 
and if they will only heed this warning, all will be well, 
but if on tlie other hand theyclioose ratlier ti disregard 
these words of admonition, they will find the results to 
be disastrous in the future. 

Last evening the Athletic Association held a tour- 
nament In tlie Opera House, for the purpoie of giving 
the students of the Law Djpirtmiiut a chance to win I 



some of the prizes. At 0:40 the start was made 011 the 
ten-mile walk. There were four entries, but all dropped 
out but oae, Mr. F. L. Thomas, lit., of '84, who com- 
pleted the ten miles In 9,1} minutes, making the last 
mile in elglit minutes. At 8:15 tlie side-hold wrestle was 
called. Tliere were tliree contestants, Messrs. Allstnn, 
T.Mld, and J. C. MsLiu,'hlln. Mr. Allstoo received 
two falls on Mr. Tod I, hut was In turn vanquished by 
Mr. MiiLlUghlin. The one mile walk was won by Mr. 
G. C. McCrone, in seven minutes and flfty-flve seconds. 
Mr. E. O. Mauritznn was his opponent, and bnth gen- 
tlemen did some very fine walking. The heavy weight 
boxing, although theoretically a contest, was practically 
little better than an exhibition of the skill of Messrs. 
Townsend, lit., '85, and Davis, law, '83. The prize was 
won by Mr. Davis in two rounds. Mr. Word and Mr. 
Newland entered for tlie light weight boxing. Theoon- 
tMt exiiibited very little skill, but a great amount of 
hard hitting. It was won by Mr. Word In three rounds. 
The contest on the horizontal bar was won by Mr. 
Kuecliler over Malion and Otcutt. Mr. Kuecbler did 
some very fine work on the bar, notably his "giant 
swing" forwards and backwards. The collar and elbow 
wrestle was won by Mr. Leland, quite to the surprise of 
the audience who did not suppose him able to overcome 
the greater size and weight of his opponent, Mr. B S. 
Beunetl. Tlie most interesting features of the tourna- 
ment were the Indian club swinging and fencing. 
Messrs. KastI, Olcutt and Packard entered for the first 
contest, and all three of them showed great skill in 
handling the clubs. Mr. Olcutt's swinging was excep- 
tionally fine and called forth repeated rounds of applause. 
He was awarded the prize. In fencing there was no 
contest, but simply an exhibition by Messrs. Mack and 
Miller. Notwithstanding there was no contest, the ex- 
hibition was watched with fully as great interest as any 
of the contests of the evening. Both gentlemen 
show that they were masters of the art, and 
manipulated the foils with extraordinary skill. 
Tiieyareto be congratulated upon the result of their 
practice. Tiie tournament was concluded by thestand- 
Ing high jump which was won by Mr. Ricketts, over 

Brodle and Kuecbler. Mr. Ricfcetta score was 4 ft. 
5j in. The "Senior Olee Club" discoursed, sweet music 
for the edification of the audience and were heartily 
appreciated. The audience throughout the evening 
showed considerable enthusiasm over all the perfor- 

ces. The only thing that can be complained of was 
thesmail number present. The house was large enough 
pay expenses, but tliatwasall. Perhaps some may 
think that there should then be no complaint; but It Is 
not very encouraging to the directors of the association 
to get up these tournaments, and have no more Interest 

rn by the students than was manifested last uigUt, 
As there was nothing going on to draw the students 
away, we can explain the small size of the audience 
only by the supposition that they took no interest lu the 
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DBSFOin>BNT I.OVER. 

Tlie sunlight Itadei In Yemen, 
The birds nre Had and lone. 

The lender roee-bud bloHKume, 
Bui lU beaut;~ll 1b gone. 

The groveaare full of BRdne«B. 

80 cheer)' once, und bright ; 
And melting lones of glKdneaa 

Have ceased to give delight. 

Uy heart U like the lomb 

Where sweet alfeL'tlonBlIe: 

It's wrapped Id galbered gluoni. 

For thou dld'it bid It die. 

Ab, tbou art gone forever I— 

M; biwom mourns— and vhy T 
Once lite a rushing river, 



1 knew thou loved'sl KDolher, 
I BBw thy cold disdain 



1 aab one boon of lliee, my love; 

Pray grant It for Love's uiliet 
O, press me to thy bosom, love. 

That on that rocK my heart may break. 



MONTAIGNE'S ESSAT ON BDTTCATION. 

Montalgue's pen 1b that or & geottenian of leisure. 
Highly cultured, rich, but with little tutite for the activ- 
ity of public; life, be Ib content to sit in his study, com- 
mune with his books, and write down fals thoughts for 
the world to read. Apart from the world, he spent hie 
time In overseeing his estate, following hie bounds, and 
enjoying his library. It seems strange that such a pen 
under such singularly favorable clrcumslaucee did not 
produce eometbing with more unity tban his rambling 
sketches present. But nothing was so repulsive to him 
as a work Involving method and perseverance, and to 
call litm a " man of letters " was to louch him in a. ten- 
der spot. Writing was merely bis pastime, and his only 
other incentive was a most peculiar desire to " discover 
himself to the public," which takes the form of an 
almost constant reference to liimsetf— a vanity easily 
pardonable. "All the world knows me in my book, 
and my book In nie." Bo full of contradictious that his 



lnconsi!>tency has become proverbial ; stepping from the 
profoundest reasoning to almost child-like fault confess- 
ing; he rumbles on about wlialever happens to be upper- 
most in liis mind, and rarely writing more than a dozen 
pages without drifting entirely from his original sub- 
ject. 

But all Ills oddities only add to the fasclnatitm of bis 
originality of thought. He paints his conceptions In 
strong and deep colors, regardless of the havoc which 
the contrast may make with their surroundlogs. The 
deepest thinkers of the Nineteenth Century find them- 
selves repeatlngorenlargiiiK the ideas of the man almost 
lost to view in the gloom of the Middle Ages, and at the 
same time are attracted by his freshness and the ingen- 
uousiiess with which he admits alt humanity Into bis 
confidence. 

His Essay on Education, the outgrowth of a conver- 
sation with the Countess of Ourson concerning the 
future of ber young son, Is an admirable example ex 
quo discere omnee. He apparently sits down and pens 
her a letter on the subject, outlining his conception of a 
perfect education, regardless of practicability and aim- 
ing at the highest mental attainments In a sound body. 
His idea Is to produce the highest results in the most 
fertile soil and under the most favorable clrcumstauces. 
But his plan would undoubtedly meet several obstacles 
in the way of Its adoption Into the general systems of 
to-day. The fact that the average number of instruct- 
ors per student might reach say fifteen or twenty would 
undoubtedly be Inconvenient, and the volumes neces- 
sary for Ills curriculum of study could hardly l>e com- 
plete even In the admirable library furnished by a pro- 
fusely generous Legislature. But Montaigne is educat- 
ing " one from the beautiful and good," and the poor 

py none of his attention— In fact he prefers (o have 

the rabble somewhat ignorant that the ascendency of 

ills pupil over them may be the more complete. They 

■e hardly more than objects of interest to him ; he 

looks on them as from a window upon the hurrying 

stream in the street below, with an idle curiosity, but 

with no desire to mingle with the Jostling crowd." The 

perlority of his pupil over them must be as complete 

that of Achilles over the thousands fleeing before his 

chariot. 

At the outset our author discourages all attempis on 

ncapable, or at least a wiltful and obstinate, student. 
He advises the binding out, or even choking, of such an 
natural monstrosity. Having found his " susceptible 
subject," the next and all-important step is the choice 
of the Instructor, or i>erhap9 better, Aead' instructor, — 
the Fldus Achates, upon whose wisdom and ability 
Vcrytblng depends. He must have the perfect educa- 
tion which is the aim of the pupil ; but having acquired 
ills Achillean greatness, Instead of chasing the mob 

nd In Ills chariot, lie must devote his time, energy 
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" The man," aaye Montaigne, " who undertakes the 
direction or a growing mind must be a keen Judge of 
human nature; hia bead had better be elegant tlian 
learned; he must know Just how fur to lead the pupU 
and how far to let hliii go by Iiimse IT,— sometimes the 
pupil, sometimes he, speaking Hrst. He must not do 
too much of the work himself; original investigation is 
even better than information, and he can no more teach 
the pupil without making him work than he can teach 
us to dance without our making the steps." All times 
and all places must aflTurd opportunity for study, nor 
• must any subject be retained long enough to become 
monotonous; education should he like the steps in an 
Art gallery— not tedious, because of its diversity. No 
time must be wasted on such idiotic arts as Bbetoric 
and Uompoaltlon ; " let tliose be left for those who make 
their living by them. But Philosophy, wholesome and 
ever cheerful, must be the basin of all learning." 

As ufiVctlon Is prone to blind parents to the real wel- 
bre of their children, it Is far better that the boy should 
be removed from their care entirely and placed under 
the control of the tutor, whose authority would other- 
wise be dulled by the self-lniporlance of the young 
" heir." Let the indulges of liome be removed from 
him ; let him miugle with men and buft^t the realities 
of life. " VUamque in dio et trepidU agat in rebu»." 

His admonitions to the student are many. Hesliould 
be silent as 61 r as possible, and modest, and listen to the 
' ideas of others rather than express his own. Let him 
recognize truth wherever Le flnda it, and never argue 
on the side he thinks \a wrong; let him get the essence 
of what he learns, and put It Into a hundred different 
shapes; nothing must be taken on the authority of 
other, — after he bus |>assed bis Judgment on it, it la as 
much his as the author's — " the bees cull their sweets 
n«m every flower, but make from it their honey, which 
Is entirely peculiar to themselves." Learning by heart 
Is as harmful as origlniil Investigation Is benefldal. 
" The man who learni by heart easily parades it, but 
the 'man of the long robe' shows bis worth by noble 
alliaDoee and titles." The advantage of learning is to 
make our understanding clear and knowledge our own 
without fumbling over the leaves of our l>ook. Let him ! 
learn things, not words. If he knows things, words' 
will follow ibougb he " drag them after bim ; " a dumb 
man can express his tiioughts by signs. " Let bim bea ! 
loyal subject to his prince, afl'ectionate to his person, and , 
atout in his quarrel ; let htm avoid fuiae syllogism, and 
above alll avoid that most puerile and pedantic of errors, | 
trying to appear more learned than be is." The value i 
of Buch precepts hoe not been diminished by the wear 
and tear of three centuries. 

Our author undoubtedly took his idea from the 
" Qargantua " of Rabelais. Like him, our student is to 
be wakened and lulled to sleep by low music ; liis exer- 
cises are preacribed, his games enumerated. Rut In the 



mldi^t of his admonitions our author Indulges in his 
customary "vagrancy;" his vanity gets the upper 
iiapd, and he flniiihea the es^ay with a description of 
his own youth, comparing his o#n education with his 
Ideal, and modestly offerln; himself as a grand illustra- 
tion. With the utmost complacency he tumi from In- 
junctions of humility to the narration of his exploits as 
a scholar In the College of Qulenne. 

The essay, with little value as a whole. Is a monu- 
ment to Montaigne's clear and logical judgment, even 
wlien applied to trivial things. In style and conoiae- 
ness of expression also It sltowa a purity and force wor- 
thy of Anglo-Saxon. His bold um of figure* la well 
illuBtraled by hla closing remark: " There is nothing 
like alluring the appetite and aSictlon ; otherwise you 
make nothing hut so many asses laden with books, and 
by virtue of the ioah give them their pocket full of 
money to keep ; whereas, to do well, you should not 
only lodge it with them, but make them espouse it." 

Id spite of hla eccentricity. In spite of his nea- 
paganism, no one can read Montaigne without feeling 
assured that if his date could be transferred from the 
Bfteenth to the nineteenth century his name would 
rank with the Mullen and Speusers of to-day. 

CHOICE OF AMnSBMBNTB. 

It may tte useless to speak to any of you of leisure 
houra, for probably none of you have any. Every mo- 
ment is taken up with study, and you have only time 
to turn from the contemplation of the beauties of Ol- 
ney's literature to wander for a while with Bracbet, or 
to take a abort plunge Into the depths of Quintlllan. 
Though this may be the fact, it ts nevertheless true that 
it ought not to be the fact ; for every one, big or little, 
young or old, rich or poor, should have some hours every 
day which he feels that he owes t^ no man ; they should 
be all Ills own to be employed as he pleases, and while 
they last he should be as free as the air be breathes. 

It Is a great fault that here In America, and espe- 
cially in that portion called Ann Arbor, there are few 
such hours. Seemingly, It is not our fault ; there are 
none to be liad ; fur when In the great portioning our 
time was allotted to us, these leisure hours were scat- 
tered at great intervals and lu little groups, so that only 
one person in a hundred has any chance of stumbling 
upon any of them in the course of a lifetime. But it is 
only a poor stick of a fellow that has tohave everything 
ready made for him; and, If you find no such hours 
thrown In your way, go to work and make aome. Surely 
If Yankee ingenuity la anything more than a myth, it 
is equal to this task. 

And when these leisure hours are found or made. It 
is not positively necessary that they should be wasted ; 
they are the Havings, the choice tlt-bita of life, and by 
their use the character of a man oao be more. Burelyjle- 



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termlnedthan In an; other way ; forllifsearethe hours 
be lakeit Tor his sniUftnients, and llirrcfore choice of 
amusenientii Is the great index of character. 

Yet, as is usual, this best way ts the hardett to pur- 
sue ; our mental vision is apt lo be clouded by prejudtce, 
and In fact there ale many vbo are utterly unfit, on ac- 
count of their narrow-mlndednesii, to ufe Ibis means 
Jually; for, in the first place, they are apt to think that 
every moment that ia not »penl In digging at something 
as hard as flint-^toiie is utterly watted ; and if they do 
consent to any flDiUF*mentp, Ihey want to choose them 
themselves for the whole world, and what Ihey choose 
la only one degree removed from work, and is generally 
a thousand times more ditta^teful to the ma?a of man- 
kind than the hardest work could be. Like the old 
Presbyterians, they would makeeven heaven, the place 
where most people hope for perfect rest and enjoyment, 
only a great singing' school, where there is not even the 
proverbial recess, and where the Anly occupation is 
drawlingmllearter mile of Presbyterian hymns through 
your nose ; they cull this the height of bliss. Can such 
people he expected to form any true estimate of a man's 
character l>y the amutements be teeks 7 Let us all be 
thankful that such peoj^le are getting decidedly few in 
numbers; they are learning now that time spent in day 
drtams is not entirely wasted, and that a boy Is not 
necessarily destined for the had because he loves to 
spend hours roaming over the fields or through the 
woods picking flowers to pieces or doing sonielhluf; else 
as seemingly useless. Old folks are getting content to 
let youug people spend their leisure as they wish, so 
long as tbey da nothing positively wrong; they are 
finding that Ihey can't force a person to like something 
entirely distasteful to his whole nature, simply by de- 
nying him leisure for anything else; they are permit- 
ting US tbe£ree choice of ourumui-ements; the rei^pon- 
sthility is on our shoulders, and we must show them 
(but the conclusion Ihey have reached is well founded. 

What to choose Is now the question, and it la one 
that I think It Impossible for any one person or any 
class of persons to antwer. Amusement« must be aa 
varied as Is the nalure of man, and ever since Adam's 
transgresalon enabled us to distinguish good from evil, 
right from wrong, every person has been capable of 
making the decision for himiielf. He may need the 
assistance of others with the knowledge of experience; 
but be should he allowed to take all advice IJor what it is 
worth in bla own mind, and decide for himself, tireat 
care should be taken to bring out all the good qualities 
of a youth, and repress or pluck out entirely the bad; 
develop carefully all that is beautiful in the character; 
let this be tbe work of kind friends; sharpen tbe sensi- 
bilities; make the judgment of good and evil acute, 
remembering that it Is character that forma (he amuse- 
ments, not amusements the cbamcter. Of course mis- 
takes will be made, for there is no rule without excep- 



tions; wild nata will be sown, and as a general thing 
the earlier (his comes the bet(er, for if tvil habits come 
early lliey will be lived Ibrougb, but when (bey conie 
late, when boyhood is passed, they are apt lo cling and 
ruin manhood. It is decision that settles this point; if 
this Is developed as it should be in every youug person, 
wild oats in youth will do no haim, and probably good ; 
tbey will develop that beautiful trait. Charity, and her 
sister, Sympatliy. 

In a word, then, look to the character, and let tbe 
amusements take care of themselves. 



IS IT WRONG ? 



THE ETIZ.S OF GTMNABTICS. 

Editors CHKOHICI.E: 

I have noticed within the last year or two numerous 
articles In The CHRONICLE respecting the gymnasium 
and the necessity of having such an institution, but I 
have noticed no article setting forth the dangers In 
gymnauticB. Almost all will admit that exercise is a 
good thing in moderation, but few are aware of the seri- 
ous consequences of over- exercise. Few are aware (hat, 
while lucreaaing the power and endurance of tbelr mus- 
cles, tbey may be lessening the endurance of their 
hearts, or of some other internal organ. 

Some time ago n young man boasted to me of tbe 
dimensions of his forearm, which had been developed 
by the use of Indian clubs. Knowing that tbe heart 
was often injured by too much exercise, I asked him 
about his heart, and was told that he was then taking 
digitalis. He bad also found out that the heart could 
be Injured by over-exerulse, hut he had learned it from 
experience. He had not been told, before starting hla 
exercise, the evil result (bat might follow. There are 
plenty of similar cases — far more than moat people sus- 
pect. 

Competitive physical exercise Is, If anything, worse 
than mental competition. The evil results of the latter 
are more generally known and more viaible to the eye. 
Every one knows that many a youug persou in endeav- 
oring to stand at the head of bis clubs, to get high 
marks, or to win prises, bos wrecked his health. The 



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prize WAB won ; health was lost. The tmuble of the 
marking BDd prlxe nyiiteni In that it Incites the ambi- 
tious BtudentB, the book wornis, theatutients that would 
do too much anyway, to do do even more. The unam- 
bitious student, ihe student in whom Indifference has 
BBSumed a chronic form. Is iiidlBTerent to prizes and the 
highest marks, either from bis knowledge that he could 
not get them, were he to try, or from his very nature, 
being Indifferent to tilings in general. 

But to return to the subject. In over-exercise the 
person may not wear the worn-out appearance, but look 
the picture nf health; yet he may uevertlieless have 
overstrained and weakened some internal oi^an by 
competing with others— It may be for prizes, or it may 
be for praises. Any one frequenting gymnasiums will 
notice how the ambitious athlete will strain every nerve, 
or do the most dangerous feats, simply for the satisfac- 
tion of doing something that his fellows cannot do. 
Tlie complete eshaustlou it may cause him does not 
iK>ther his mind. All he Is thinking of, is beating some 
one else. If he is one of a crew rowing a race, snd be- 
comea so tired that he feels as if be should drop from 
sheer eshaustlou, still he must row on; for the winning 
of the race is of vastly more importance than the wel- 
fare of his heart. To tell the truth, the chances are two 
to one that he is unconscious of the injury tliat may be 
done in tills way to his vital organs. I am told that 
some one baa Investigated the after physical history of 
a number of young men who had been noted oarsmen. 
The result of his iuvestlgations was published in one of 
the magazines. I forget the exact result of his labors ; 
but at all events, it was a solemn warning to would-be 
athletes. I am sorry I cannot give the name of the 
author and the magazine. 

It is the exercising after one la tired that does the 
barm. To rest as soon as tired. Is the thing to do. The 
competitor, however, cannot obey this all-important 
rule, for although Nature may say, " Stop and rest, for 
you are tired," Honor says, "On! on! and win the 
goal, let come what may ! " Competition may be the 
life of trade, but it is the death of the competitors in 
athletics. The London Lancet for January has a short 
article on "Gymnastics and Gymnasia," in which the 
author says; "8ome able lecturer should discourse on 
the use and abuse of gymnaHtics and gymnasia. ■ * * 
It would be well, if, before resorting to gymnasia or en- 
gaging in the sporta and exercises carried on In these 
establishmenta, even the seemingly healthy would ask 
their ordinary medical attendants to examine their 
hearts and lungs (and he might have added, kidneys], 
and give precise directions as to what may and what 
may not be attempted by them. Cases are of too fre- 
quent occurrence in which serious physical mischief Is 
done in the pursuit of health, because those who 'feel 
well ' and ' look well ' resort to unadvised exercises. 
' Looking ' and ' seeming ' are very uncertain indlca- 1 



tlons of the state of health. The apparently robust are 

not uncommonly subjects of great weakness. • * • The 
best policy is to avoid putting any part of the system 
to exceptional usei, or subjecting it to unutu^l stress of 
energy without taking the obvious precaution of llrdt 
ascertaining how far the actual state of the organ Isra is 
likely to justify the test of strength and stand the 
flraln." b. j. chandleb. 

Baltihobb, Hd.. March lllh, 1882. 



MUBIC IN TBB UNIVERaiTT. 



On glancing over the Palladium a short time ago, 
my attention was drawn forcibly to a fact that, though 
I had been aware of it before, still had not made Itself 
so prominent to my mind. I mean the great falling off 
that there has been in musical organizattoa^ among the 
stuilents within the last few years. In the last Palla- 
dium there was not a single one given, either voaal or 
instrumental, that was composed of students alone. lu 
fact tlie Choral Union, and University Orchestra, with 
the Ann Arbor School of Music, form the sum total as 
given in the Palladium. Even the glee clubs of tbe 
various secret societies have fallen out, and as for any- 
thing like a representative University glee club, that is 
something that has not existed for several years. 

What is the reason of this ? Can it be that among 
the hundreds of students here that there are not enough 
musicians to form a glee club worthy of our Univergity? 
I think that It is through tack of individual energy, 
rather than through any lock of material. A move- 
ment has been made In the right direction by the senior 
class, which has recently formed a glee club for the pur- 
pose of trying to arouse a little more interest in college 
songs. I tfelieve also that something of the same kiud 
has been done In the sophomore class. If each clase 
would make it a point to get together the singers among 
its own numbers, and thus to form a glee club in each 
class, It would he but a short time before college music 
would be as popular here as In other instltutious, and aa 
it used to be here. 

It is to be hoped that with the Increased facilities 
for the study of music, and tbe greater opportunity for 
hearing music of a high order, that the students will 
not only be more interested In musical matters than 
they have been, but will be interested In good music as 
welt. It does not speak very highly for the culture of 
the students that they crowd to hear such music (7) as 
has been given by at least one of the so-called concert 
troupes employed by the Lecture ABSociation, and allOT 
such a work as the " Creation," given by artists of ac- 
knowledged ability, and by a good chorus, to be given 
to an almost empty house. Let the students consider, 
and see If tbbi state of things cannot be reformed. 

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tJNivEBSiTYOFMicHioAN.SATtJitDAy, March 1I),I6$2. 



Board of Bdlton. 



[looLiT. PcnoDitU C. T. WiLima. 

i. Wm. I Arv's udTreH L. ». Bettt. 

f r jTmr In Mlnnce. e.!Olf puldiflpr thi' boll- 



nued. BnbHriber* will piemK i 
111 1>c )ilcii«rd Id rtcrlTe 



book!, piinpbkti. 01 



IT was very truly paid by President Angell, Id hie ad' 
dreeB upon the eveoliig of IiIh arrival, tlial our weak 
point )s our library. And Iblti in the more unfortunate, 
eincewe cannot, as can Columbia, for liiBtaure, make 
up for tbe dt^AcleDclee of our own by tbe use of great 
outside col lection B. 

Mr. Carlyle haa somewhere said, tliat auniveralty is 
a collcctlun of books, and tbis taken witb some quallfl- 
catioB Is BUbHtautlally true. With books, good and in 
abundance, a student can supplement instruntlon when 
defective, correct It wben erroneous, or get it for him- 
self wbeQ not given by others. With books, In short, 
be can be a self-faelper, an independent worker ; witli- 
out them he becotues a mere vat for the reception of 
knowledge, useful or otherwise, to be filled more or lens 
completely ai'cordiiig to tbe dUpObltJon or the ability of 
his instructors. 

It is not the lack of buildings, nor the lack of appa- 
ratus, nor the lack of professors, that is the greatest 
drawback upon our progress as a university, but the 
lack of books, for original work is the prime character- 
istic of the true university, and original work can no 
more satisfactorily be done without a complete library, 
than bricks could be made by tbe Israelites without straw. 
Does a student want to trace the latest developments of 
Chemistry or Physiology, our library has little for him. 
Does be desire a thorough knowledge of tbe workings 
of the modern governments of Continental Europe, or 
even of certain Important phases of American history, 
he must pursue bis researches elsewhere. The difficulty 
does not lie In wbat we have got, for there Is probably 
no better selected library in any college, but In not hav- 
ing enough, not in quality but la quantity. It Is im- 



possible that in thirty thousand volumes can be com- 
prised half the needs nf a great and growing inftilulion 
like this, and equaly impoxsible that with the present 
meagre appropriation of (2,600 a vear these needs can 
for a long time be supplied. In fsct, unless something 
Is done they will become more and more urgent, for 
were we well equlpiied for the present, Ibis yearly pit- 
tance would not keep the library up with the limes ; as 
it Is we are behind and likely to fall further and further 
behind every year. 

No Institution of learning in tiiecountry equals this 
in numbenK-there are but two that approach It— and iu 
general retiulte we need not fear comparison witli either. 
In but one respect can tbey boast great superiority. 
Harvard has 200,000 volumes in her library. Yale 100,000, 
Michigan 30,000. What wonder that on such a showing 
our number of post-graduates Is so small, that professors 
leave us to work under conditions more favorable to the 
research that every professor needs. 

But there Is another defect, no less serious, that can 
be remedied in a for shorter time and with far less money 
than can the lack of books, and ibis is the lack of op- 
portunity of using wbat we have got. If our library Id 
inadequate there Is no reason that it should be rendered 
still more so by hampering -our use of it. Recitations 
commence at quarter past eight and close at six, but the 
library does not o[jen till nine while It closes at five. In 
tbe evening we have but tVom seven till half-past nine. 
Thus we are shut out of the library during the day for an 
hour and three- quarters, time that by tbe great majority 
of students, Is not occupied in recitation and might 
therefore be most proBtalily employed in reading. Again, 
bair-past nine is somewhat earlier than most of 
us like to suspend reading for tbe evening. Owing to 
the small size of the library we are necessary prevented 
from extending tbe time of work by taking books home 
with us. But in the present condition of the library, the 
librarian and his at^sl^tunts have even too much work to 
do in keeping it open the present number of hours. 
Another asfislant i^ Imperatively required. Tbe trifling 
expenseof adding one to tbe present force would lighten 
the work of the rest somewhat and would enable the 
library to be kept open full time. It la understood that, 
when tbe library building Is completed, this change will 
be made. But as It will be some time before tbe new 
building can be ready for use, all students who graduate 
this year certainly, and probably those who graduate 
next will have no share In its benefits. But another as- 
sistant could be added at once, and all students would 
profit by it. It seems that the slight appropriation 
needed for accomplishing so much good ought to he ea- 
sily obtained. We hope, therefore, that at the coming 
meeting of the Regents steps will be taken to secure It, 
and by so doing greatly and immediately to Increase 
the efficiency of the library. 



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169 






UtB of '77. 

T. B. Wllaon Is pracllciriK at Lake Vtew. Monlcalm count;. 

B. H. Colby took a pi>al-grn(lii»te cnurse In 'TS-B. ylDce 'T9 he 
baa been IT. S. Aislxuiu Eiiftlneer In Si. Tioulii. 

Mlu Marie Loulxe II>ill wnn married In February. ISTH. to ChaB. 
H. Walker. ■TS. Mr. and Mm. Walker are living li. Delrolt. 

A. W. Hard was admlued to the bar In 7S. He Is now chief 
clerk In llie law Jepartnientor the C. 4 N. W. Ry. Co., Chicago. 

CharlCB E. Lowrey from "78 to '*) was Principal of Bchools at 



Unl 



r-lty. 



d A. HalaeywHB admitted to the bur In Chicago In IRTO. 
Since then he has been pracllcInK In the same place, at No. 42 
AshlnnJ Block. 

Mlsg Mary L. Miner tanght In the Baglnaw High School from 
'71 to 79. She then returned to college, but lost anol her year, and 
now eipectn to graduate with "82. 

E. H. Unyer gradnuled from the Law Department In 79. Since 
then he has been pracllcliiK In partnership with J. M. Klnnalrd, 
law, 79, at Rock Islanil, Illinois. 

William Carpenter was Principal of the High School at Alpena 
during 7S. In "SO he took his LI.. H. In the Law Department, and 
Is now practicing law al Muskegon. 

Frank C. Ferguson since gmduallon has been practicing law 
In BulTalo. His business Is good, and Increasing. He Is now a 
member of the Arm of Ford A Ferguson. 

Oeo. N. Orcnll studied at the Columbia Iaw School for two 
years after graduation, and took his LL. II. In 79. HInce then he 
has been pmctlclngat Horuellsvllle. S.\. 

C. L. Harden was Principal of the Union School at Montngne 
from 75lo7«. He then pracllced law (lir some lime at Lake View, 
anil Is now engaged In practice at Sand Lake. Kent county. 

L.F. Bird was admitted to tlie bar of Atchison county. Kan- 
sas, In iSTfl. and has been practlolnx since In the same place He 
says many of the lawyers In that part of the country are Ann Ar- 

M. LI. Woolsey graduated froro the General Theological Sem- 
inary of the Episcopal Church, In New York, last June, and was 
ordained Deacon by Bishop Potter. He Is now engaged In missluu 

Henry R. Lcithrop left college at the end of his rrenhman year, 
and accepted a position In the Qrlffln Car Wheel Company, De- 
troit. At present be la In the employ of the Michigan Carbon 
Works. In the same city. 

Ed. A. Stevens has been farmlngand raising cattle In Morris 
county. Kansas, since l«n. He reports: "HenUh raagnincent; 
wealth IndllTerent; working determinedly and somewhat con- 
tentedly." He li Ktlll a bachelor. 

Willis U. Roberia In 7B became assistant business mansgerof 
the Norrlstowu Herald, and the year alter became Hi business I 



manager. He was married June 3, 1880 to Miss Maggie M. Jami- 
son, of Norrlstown, and Is the " l&ther of a One boy." 

William J. amy was admitted to the bar In '80. Since then ha 
boa been following his profeimlon In Detroit, with hlsofflce In the 
MofTiit Block, and Is building up a good practice. He and Ayres 
are always ready to give a special welcome 10 all old classmates. 

Geo. Barnes was married about three weeks after graduation. 
From 77 to '7K he was Principal of the Union School at Alma. 
From '80 to '80 he held the same position al Stanton. For the past 
two years he has been Superintendent of the Union School at 
Howell. 

Henry A. Jersey left college at the close of his freshman year. 
He taught for some time as Principal of the Jackson Academy, 
Lawrenceburg, Tennensee. In '77 he wns admitted to the bar. and 
began prticllceat Beldlng. Atpresenthe Is engaged In practice 
at Ionia, Mich. 

Thomas M. Hunter left college at the close of his freshman 
year, becoming editor of the Raisin Valley Record. In 7.^ he 
Joined the editorial staff of the Adrian Times, becoming associate 
editor tu 78. He Is now clerk of circuit court In Lenawee county, 
with his ofDce at Adrian. 

L. A. Carabln.at the end of his sophomore year, became book- 
Martin A Carabln. manufacturers and dealers In stoves, al Nor- 
walk, Ohio. He was married a year ago last April, and reports 
himself well and happy. 

W. H. LIghtuer studied law In Detroit from "78 to '79. From "78 
to'SOhu WHS government engineer In charge of surveying parties 
on the Yellowstone River. In October of the latter year he was 
admitted to the bar In "t. PhuI. where he has since been practic- 
ing, and where he expects to reside permanently. 

OranvllleW. Browning Is practicing law at 18J Dearborn St., 
Chicago, with growing success. He writes that he hopes the fac- 



1 through I 



league 



Mr. Bro 



tour of the nine 

sound In his views on co-ed ucatlon-1. e., he Is opposed to It. 

C. B. Cochran In 'TT became Principal of the Oscoda High 
School. For the past three years he has been teaching Natural 
Science and Chemistry In the West Chester Slate Normal Hchool 
at West Chester. Pennsylvania. Professor Cochran received a 
very flatlerlng notice In the lost number of the Norrlstown Her- 
ald. 

Frank F. Williams taught classics In the Flint High School for 
one yearafter graduating. In IbSO he wasadmltted to practice as 
attorney and coun»elor-nt-law,and Is now practicing al No. 28< 
Main street, Buffalo. He Is wedded only to the law. having thus 
far eluded Cupid's dart. He reports that, D. V. and weather per- 
mitting, be will attend the next reunion. 

F.H. Kimball, after graduatlou, took a course at the Chicago 
Medical College, where he took his M. D. In 'W. being awarded the 
prize tor the best thesis. From SO to 'Bl he practiced medicine, 
niostof the lime at Kockfonl. For the past year he has been 

was married to Miss Henrietta Kirk, U. of M. 78. 

V. J. Tefft waa admitted to the bar IIReeu monllis after gradu- 
ation. He practiced law until August, iSSO, and then purchased 
;ngham County News, which he says he Is now publishing In 
nterestsof his enemies and with an aim toward the poor- 
ie. He Is at present living at Mason, wIlIi a wlfeund twocbll- 
. lu his senior year Mr. Tefft was managing editor ofTuE 



Perrlu S. Crawlbrd left college, on account of lll-beHlth, two 
months after entering. He returned In the fall of 71. but was 
again obliged to leave for Ihi' sime cause. In -;3 be became book- 
teeperfor tbe First National Bunk of Owosbo, and la now em- 
ployed In like capacity by the Ealey Manufacturing Company of 
the same place. He Is also agent of the North British and Mer- 
cantile Insurance Company. 



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trolt. He CHn be roi 

M1*s A. E. McDonald Iaui(Ii 



Moffiit B 



tl Holly, Midi Igan, from '77 lo TH. 
iii<! Teaclier or Latin niid Greek 
In Hie HlKb School nt Kavrnnu, Olilo. 

MIn a. J. WIlBon tnught hC Lockport, N. Y.. from 77 to '7». 
During the next two yean she tiingbt ut Oil City, Pa. HliB wai 
mnrrled to Mr. Rtlcktiey In Sepleuiber, ISUl. Mr. Kllckney was to 
town lust week. 

Ernalus F. Mearkle for two jenrn arter graduation tauglit ae 
Principal of the school nt Peoria, Illlnota. Froin "79 to '141 be was 
ProrbSBorol Pliyslcsnt Uiimllno University, Mhineaiioim. He la 
now a lecturer In Hamllae Uiilveralty, und Ib practicing law in 
MlnneapollB. 

Albert N. BIIbk bus been engaged In «tady al Ills boiiie In Ver- 
mont, near Dartmouth College, Hince graduntlun. He Is devoting 
bimecif to Ibe study or Ulatory and ICngllsli Literature, and la 
largely engaged In writing essays on Ibecuntemporaneuua biBtury 
oT European nntlonH. HlH address In EiiBt CalalR, VI. 

Herbert M. Slaiiion was Superintendent of Schoola at Dyers- 
vllle. Iowa, from T! to 78. During tbe next yenr be taught French 
and German In the High Rcbool at Ottnmwn. Iowa. He then be- 
oanie Principal ofHchootsaiid Townnhlp School Superintendent 
at Clifton, Mlublgaa. and Is now Superintendent or the Houghtnn 
KChoola. He la President of lbs Houghton and Keweenaw Coun- 

MiKg Mary O. MaraUin for two yearn after graduation wbs 
teacher of tireek In WelleKley Ciillese, Mbfh. On her reslgnollon 
Miss Chapln. 75, wa« called to lake her place. In tbe spring of 
1880, Mlsa Marston sailed for Europe, where slie traveled for eight 









o Wellesley.and taught Mnlbei 



At presen 



MlmCDlIaueonB. 
J. C. Wade, lit, '88, lew, 'SO, has returned to Jameatown, Dako- 

Davld Wilcox, lit. '83, Is now employed by F. B. Gannon & Co. 
f UniBS Lake. 

J, B. Itlanchard, medic, 'SI, who Is now practicing at Parma. 
ran In town Wednesday. 

i, left for tbe east last night, on Important butincii. 






K. W.Jenny, 111, 

lllgb School at Jack sou vllle 
Edward George, law, 'H2, 

by a telegram announcing b 
C. C Huff, homiBop. '81, 1 
n pructlcli 



Principal and Teacber of Science In the 
lie, Illinois. 

his home last week 



as summoned U 
mtber's deatn. 
B decided to move tc 
'or some time past. 



O.CSeolye, '80, Superintendent of Schools ntOwosso, Is classed 
among tbe most succenslkl of his profession In the Slaie. 

W. I^ Axford, 111, 'Tfl.aiid medle, '81, wos In town a week ogo 
last Tuesday. He Is working up a good practlne In Chicago. 

A. W. Bennett, law, 77, la now engaged In the real eslate bu«l- 
ness at Big Rapids. He la married, and has a boy one month old. 

J. W. Gladlab, low. '7S, practiced at Shoals, Indbinii, for three 
years after graduation. He Is now editor of tbe Petersburg Press, 
Peteraburg, Indiana. 

William Ilelmle. lit, '80, who has been teaching at Springfield, 
Illinois, has been quIW ill. He Is now much better, and hopes 

Frnuk H. KosLcr. E. F. Geddlng, J, E. Morse, Geo. F. Gelty, C. 
T. Ilnlston. and 10. C. CllfTord, of the Law Department, were ud- 
mllled to tbe bur lust Monday. 

W. I.. Axford, law, '80. lit, '«2. better known as " Wliidy." woi- 
In town last week. He has Jusi returned from Florida, Whsre be 
hua been traveling for his health. 



O. E. Herrlcto la In Chattanooga. Tenn. He Is one of four pro- 
prlelora of a Hlernry magailne printed at Chicago. Is now lolro- 
duclngltlnTenneaaee. with good success. 

K. B. Klnne. medic. '80. Is making lols of money la tbe prac- 
tice of bin profession at Union. Indiana. He talks of attending a 
term at the Long Island Medical School next winter. 

L. E. Bennett, medic. 'SO, wus In'iown last Monday. He will 
resign his position as usslatant physician of the United Sl&m Jail 
atFortHmltb. Arkansas, next fall, and return to college. 

T. C. Taylor. -69. was Principal of the Union School at Hastings 
from '68 to '71. He was oilmltted to the bar at the same place In 
71, and has since been following his proffesslon at Almont, Mich. 

J. H. Edwards, 'TN, 'who entered the Episcopal Theological Sem- 
inary In New York In IKTH, has been obliged to return home on 
account of Illness. He expects to get back to work Ibli spring, 
and to graduate wllh his class. 

Luclan Swift, lit. '69, was In buslneas from 71 to "tl. In Cleve- 
land. Slncu7l he has realded at Minneapolis, for the nrst five 
years In the employ of the Northern PoclHc Ballrond, and since 
79 OS cashier of the Minneapolis Tribune. He Is married, and has 
two children. 

H. M. Oren. lit. '81. at presenl n member of the Junior law 
class, has accepted position on the editorial staff of the Norlb- 
ern Tribune, published at Cheboygan. Mr. Oren takes with bim 
the best wishes of the ChroNiULB board, of which he was for- 
merly a, member. 

FhannlcB of '72. 

Enos O. Boughton is a pharmacist at Dellevue. Mich. 

Clinton J. Burnett is the senior partner In tbe Arm of C.J.Bur- 
nett A Co.. Lapeer. Mich. 

Clayton F. Collins Is a pharmacist at Homer, Mich. 

Fred Prentice Is a pharmaelat (Prentice A Evanslon), Janes- 
ville.Wls. He Isamemberottlie Wisconsin Pharmacy Associa- 
tion, and Chairman of Committee on Ad u Iteration a. 

Ferdinand Keppert la a pharmacist at Muacatlne, Iowa. 

PharmlcB of '74. 

Robert M. Cotton graduated from the Medical Department In 
75; AsslBlalit In Chemical Laborolory. UnlversKy of Michigan, 
74.li; was sometime lu practice of medlelneat Fair mount. Neb. 

Kale Craue, Accountant in Chemli^l Laboratory, University 
of Michigan, '79; became Mrs. Kate C. Johnson In 78, and lives in 



Samuel T. Douglas was AsslBiant In Chemical Laboratory, 
Unlverally of Michigan, '7t-5 lo '7B-7, IncluslveL Then studied law, 
Attorney, Arm of "Douglas A Bowen," Detroit, 10 Miller Block, 80 

Ciiarles G. Duncan was a pharmaelat aometlma In Lordstown, 
Ohio. Student in Medical Department, Michigan University, 79- 
80. Lives in Toledo, Ohio. 

John F. EoBtwood has been Professor of Natural Sciences, 
BethanyCoUege.W.Va., since '71. Bethany, W. Va, 

Henry Ehriiardt Is a druggist, SJl South fith Street, SL Lnuls, 
Missouri. 

Frank F. Friti was druggist, Burlington, Iowa, till 1S8B. Lives 



>, Mich 



George C. Henry is 
Burlington, Iowa, 
diaries H.Hudsoi 
Henry N. Hunt 



itUnl 



Michigan In 7S. 
In the Arm of Price A Henry, 



n pbamukclst with J. H. Fry, 



•"■■"D,3,i,z=d,-„Googlc 



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171 



31) Id for u 



AprlJ. 



a meeting last SKturday. They dlsaUMed 

and It was determined to renew tbe iQor- 
e 111 twelve were also Appointed lo inaba 
< Kupper tu be given tlie last Friday In 



Emina AbbnCtOpern Cnmpnny. 
Opera Hnuse, Monday. March 2Dtb. 
Judge Cooky hna left the clly to be absent for some time. 
Theneit number of Thk Chkonicle will appear April 8th. 
Many of tbe Junior laws are leaving for their bonies. Rye, bye. 
A law Bayx heserlouslj- nhjeclx to policemen tirailltig Ihelau/i. 
HudMin now mnnagen bolli the Coolc House and Ihe !4L Jameii. 
Tbe lawelasBof -M will have thelraupper Monday. March Z7th. 
Pruf. D'Ooge addressed Ihe Hnhntman society lest Wednesday 

Helen Copeland In "Widow Bedolt" al Hltrs opera house ou 
darchailh. 

Trof. Wells will give the final lecture before the laws next 
l-fldnesdiiy. 

Of the 25 leaehers In tbe MIfslon Sunday School In Ann Arbor. 
a are students of Ibe University. 

Dr. Qenrge Watt will deliver Ihe address at tbe annual com- 
ueneemenlflf the Denial Depnrlmenl. 

Vacation begins Tuesday evening, March IBtb, and will last 
mill the following Wednesdny, April oth. 

F. A. Robinson iind Q. F. T>ean were delegiiies lotheChlFsl 
oiiventlciii which met at Cincinnati a lew days ago. 

PniC Morris has a paper on " PhlloBophy and Its Bpeelflc Frob- 
ems.'- In (he March number or the Princeton Review. 

Mr. George 8. Kniglil played ''Uaron itudolph" (u quite a large 
lUdlence, at Hlirs Opera House, last Tuesday evening. 



Indrew D. WhtU, of Cornell, formerly Professor of 
History In tbe University, was ih Ann Arbor a lew days since. He 
was entertained by tbe PsI Upsllou frulerully. 

Tbe advantages and disadvantages of college frateralllesare 
discussed lu a lute number of tbe Present Age. The article ts 
signed by Delta Taa Delia. University of Michigan. 

We are In receipt of an Invltulion Ioh reception and dinner to 
be given March 17tb, at Delmonloo's, New Vorh, to Judge Cooley, 
by the alumni of the University residing In that oily. 

There are 260 tables In use in the Cliemical Laboratory. Be- 
sides there are i)ullea huraber of students taking lectures and do- 
ing nurk there in Metallurgy and Organic Chemistry. 

In giving the characters of tbe French pluy hi our last number, 
we imidverteutly omitud thai of L'lntim^. which Is taken by Mr, 
W. K Hough. Mr. F. L. York has the part of I.«andre. 

Professor Calvin Thomas proposes to glvea course of Ave or six 
evening lectures to explain and luterprel the second part of FausU 
The lectures will be given In Boom A. the latter part of May. 

The walk Just west of the I^w Department Ik lu a most deplor- 
able condlllun. During wet weather it Is almost Impassable. We 

Prof.; "Dues any one know whether Mr. T. lias dropped this 
sludyT" a.:-."o,slr: he is quite hIcK at present." Inafewmo- 
ments Mr. T. enters, und when called uu makes a gooil recltatluu. 

At a late meeting of '$5, the class succeeded In adopting a class 
hat, a mortar-board, "durlt navy blue with old-gold tiuisel." Com- 
mittees wereappolnied lo muke arrangemeuts for a class-supper. 

Why nut permit tbe students who have seminary courses free 
use of the library? It would loucti Atcllitate their work, and their 



icMal 



Btphoi. 



rapher 



To-day will be consumed 
Tbe seniors. Juniors and freshmen will all occupy Room A. 

Some of the recllatlon rooms have been far from comfortable 
lately. Can't our healing appuraius be properly regulated? 



Junior slips off on his grammar 
more respect for the Kings Euglisl 



; Professor ct 



Ther< 



rt of t) 



appen 



next number. A press of matter crowded ill 

President Angell's lecture on "China" was well attended, and 
alt were, If anylhing, more pleased llian tbey had anticipated. 

A freshman was overheard Inquiring of a fellow-ciasstnate 
which he thought was the better French Professor. " Dupy" or 
DePonll 



x.mplet 



rufesi 



Wesecby the Ypsllanil papers Ihat the studentaof the Nor- 

team this season. 
■HfThe photograph conr 

members of Ihe class. 

The time n>r spring suits is at hand, and James Lynch will bi 
In llie city every Saturday. He bas as usual a large line of sam 
ptes to make selections from. 

Whenex-Vlce-PresldentColfai was in the olty last week, h( 
was given a reception and banquet by the Beta Tbeta PI frater 
nityaltheresldenceof Mr. R. A. Beal. 

The University was well represented at the rendition o 
"Hamlet.'' by Edwin Booth, last Wednesday. The Detroit Openi 
House was crowded to Its fullest capacity. 

One or OS's young ladles could not be Induced underany clr- 



le uew books received at the library reccDlty U a set 
Huclety publlcutlons. lu 3i volumes, full calf. For a 
. of recent acquisitions lo the library, the reader is 
le bulletin-board. 
A certain senior Is going to make quite an Investment in the 
ly of photographs. He proposes to buy a nuuborot tne plcl- 
es of the young ladles of the class, uud then sell them al what 
calls "an Ininiense proBt." 

Messrs. H, A. Htiiing and A. E. DIckerman. '»2, and C. E. Kent, 
A.. '81, of the Oulverslty of -Minnesota, wore In town a few days 
ice vislllngthelrfrlendsln the Chi Psl fraternity. They were 
ry much pleased with our University. 
Among other at tru ell on a of our new Library will be tbe inau- 
guration of an art gallery. With proper energy and enterprise 01 



mm ai 



,e Univ. 



eels that the proprietors of the 



Annie PIxley was greeted by nn unusually large 
Friday, the iUth. "Mllss' was well rendered, and gave 
eucegulleagood Ideaof llfein the far west. 



a few years with the older e 

It Is widely rumored on 
Michigan Exchange have sent lo Ann Arbor private detectivea lo 
Ijut two brazen laws who registered at that hotel, the other night. 
It Billy the Kid and Limber Jim of Now Mexico. 

The boxes at the Opera House were auctioned oS last Saturday 
•r next Monday night, the time the Emma Abbott Opera Corn- 
any appears. There was no bidding at all, tbe sophs obtaining 
iemrorMI.25. Where were '83 and 'SST Echo answers where. 

Persons who are good Judges of pictures, and especially of 
roups, say that The Ciiro:<i(.-lb group lalely taken lias about as 
andsomeandaslnieilectuaiaset of young men as can be found, 
urown innate modesty forbids our aouimeutlngun tbe picture. 



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Aoertalnjhnlor.irblle In DatroU the other day on Ihe Roul 
eiouralon. Is itiLd to have perambulated the priiictpal atreel^ of 
the city with sQcb an Important and dlgnldeil air, that one would 
have thought him a wall ilreet banker baying up governmeDt 
bondii. 

Among the late real ealale transfers lately made In thlsooiinly 
Is that or Pmftsnor M. C. Tyler to Regent S. S. Walker, J. ¥. Law- 
rence, and W. A. Butler, as trustees fbr the Sigma Phi fraternity. 
Prof. Tyler conveyii hit house to the society (Or the consideration 

ofts,sao. 

ClayUin, 'S3, expect* to have arrangBnienta completed In a few 
days so chat persons de>lrliig may obtain their mt 



i'>met>ody aslc If (he) Hr. C. lived ttiers. As soon nx he had heard 
if the Joke thus perpetrated upon bim, he forth with explained It 
o bis lady, who ci>raforted him by saying: " Well, Winnie. If you 

Said an accommodatlnBand popular professora few days si Dce; 

' I will be pleased to devote some nflcen minutes of the present 



;.plal 



Nobody aj 



any ni 



'.T Of tl 



cecdst 



erytblni 



■■ Mr. B. < 



erno 
aughly. so the pro- 






llsb 



irltlt» 



ucoflsafiil, B 



g there will be a genu 



the pla 



thsmudenli taking the seminary work In Sbakes* 
D YpKllanll to hour Keene In Richard III. With 
ind BorHh In Detroit this week, the memborgof the 



conversant with the playa to be connldere. 




Oov. Baldwin and Bishop Harrla of De 


roltwerein Ann Arbor 


a few dHyH since to muke arrnngements 1 




EplBoopnl Hall, to he erected here at a 


.1-1 of WJ.m. Hludei.ts 


from Episcopal families muy room and 


Kinrd there, besides pos 


■easing many adviinlages not nncred to ol 


her students. 



Theei 






;e nf li; 



hundred sludenu. Hoasl was well received by all and pronounce^ 
en excellent actor. The great drawback, however, wan bis apeak 
lug in Italian. Tbrooxh lack of proper arrangements, the e.^cui 
slonlsts had to leave at the end of the fourth act In order to reaci 
this place before Monday. 

Monday evening In the Law lectnreroom. It Is the best entertain 

Why not have such a contest between the lltemry eoclelles In tb 
Literary Department? A generous rivalry of tills sort will ten. 



intbuJ 



■tofa 



. It Is 



itectlve- 



The class of '»a oai 
elghlofher members. The parts arc dlstrlhiitcd as tollows: 
tenor. Campbell and Hodge; ai tenor, Herrlck aird Wilson: 
bass.Tlnsinan and C4mnt: 2d bass. Robinson and 8penoer. J 
H. B. Wilson basbeen chosen as director, and the b<iys claim tl 
they will be prepared for the evening gatherings when pleasi 

that part or Iha llbrai 

versliy nsually sit. This not only wasies 

needless eipense. but the oilor caused by Iti 

as Is the ventilation of the library It need n 
by escaping gas. 

Prof. C. K. Adams' new work Is now oi 
book-stores. Its title Is, "A Manual oflll 
It coniprlseaa brief d esc r I pi Ion of the most Important histories 
In Oerman. Eogllsh, and French The work also contains some 
practical suggestions as to methods and courses In historical study 
For a more exiended account of the work, we refer our readers to 
tbe notice In "Literary Notes.' 

Tbe laws have made a new departure. We are told that they 
now form rings and entertain themselves with pugilistic contests 
to whlleaway the recess between Ihe lectures. This Is a reform 
In college that will be hailed irlth delight. Let the good work go 
on. We almost (brgot to say that the senior pharmlcs have tnsu- 
geraled contests of lbs same nature, only they didn't wait until 
alter working hours, but contend In the laboratory llself. 

An underclassman bHS been quite allontlvcbf lain loa young 
lady friend Of his. In del, HO much so, Ihiit he basalmost Ignored 
his other friends. Tbe olher nigbt, while calling uii Ills fair dul- 
cluea, tbeie was a ring at tbe duor-bell, and unr Mr. U. overheard 



slon of vapors." Soph. Is sllenU " Well, now, Mr. B. don't you 
want til ask me a question T" Hopb.'sface llgbla up and be replies: 
"Professor, I will ask ji^.i the same question you ashed me." 

"Tomakes this fact Ifanythlug mcire apparent," says tbe pro- 
fessor, "I will Illustrate by some eiaiaplei'. Suppose nfly is walk- 



s, If It 



e disb 



e from 






.bin. the surface is surclf the surDice of a spher 
imple. suppose n horse Is lied lo A long rope which Is attached 
nly to a stske. Now the animal pulls tbe rope tantand moves 
■uiid, where Is the animal T" Before, however, the professorcao 
iwer the question, he has thus propounded to himself, a brll- 
Lit freshman replies, "Why, at the end of the rope, sir," 

^uess the rolloirlng. A sophoaiore who Is taking the short 
irse In qualitative analysis, for a snap, observing a pharmlc 
Friday aderuoon, Imjulrcd: "What a 



' Phai 



'■ Why, 



r'^rlday afler- 



edlal«ly procuresolt.aud pro- 
t Is changed Into side-splitting 



cernlngThc Oracle tlian ourselves, despite our exertions. "Tbe 
Oracle will appear about the time of the spring vacation, which 
begins Marcb Alh. Chaff has seen some of Its drawings, and can 

wlllbedoneby lbs Photo Engraving Co. of New York. There will 
be tbe usual number of grinds on tbe freshmen, as well as a large 
amount of la tsresling and Inalructlve reading matter. It will pon- 
lain more than any previous number, and like everything else 
which emanates from the unique and brilliant class of 'SI, will be 
preemlnentand unprecedented." 

, Dr. Angel I brought with him from Cblnn, for the library, a set 
of the Chinese books of authority. They consist of tbe live Klag, 
or canonical books, and the four Shoo, or ''Books of the Four 
Phllosophera." The Ave King or canonical books are more spe- 
cincally the Yih.or "The Book of Changes''; the Hhoo.or "Book 
of History"; theSAe, or "Book of Odes '; the i,l ^, or " Book of 
Cereinuiiles." and the dfun Wen, or "Spring and Aulnmn." 



The 



nfou 



ined I 



MlIOUS 



. The 



library contains English tt-anslatlnns, by I.egie, of the " Books of 
the Four Philosophers," and of tbe Sfte King, or "Book of Odes." 
The translations of tbe odes arc metrical. 

Our friends, tbe denu of ■^. seemed (o have had some dlfflculty 
In regard to class matters lately. Home of the members wanted to 
bavea badge for all graduates In the Dental Department, and Che 
measure was voted down. Then class bats and a class group were 
proposed, and they l^m suffered tbe same fate. On the following 
Mondsy. the 



uspenUed oi 






lapldal 



frame, a faded picture of a few of the most handsome members, 
danked by an old battered up plug hat and a huge pasteboard 
badge quite original In design. " Well, some of (lie (MIuws did It, 



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•73 



of cmirBp,'" everybody mW, bul when the truth was known, It wbb , 

nillrge clHy«. Atlenglh.nt tLie cnrnest r«tueKEor tLie profrBBorH, 
R pctlllnti WHHClrcu]Ht«d with Biich succeaa thnt the ilciils of 'Si 
will have a clttH* picture arternll. 

All Ingpection or tlia cards UHeil by reader* In the General Li- 
brary during ibe week endliit;SHlurJiiy. Murch 11, yleldn the fol- 
lowing result!: Volumes drawn Monday. S5fi; Tue»dMy,375; Wed- 
neaday, 299; Thursday, IMf; Frlduy.llO; Haturdayi-tM. ThlsmakeB 
H total of 2.019 volumes, and a daily average of SYe>.^. Clasulflca- 
tlon: Bibliography, 1 vol.: Travels, 1; ClasslcHl AntlQUlllm. 8; 
Legal worke, 18; Religion, 24: Kansk rit, and Science of Langunne, 
»; Education. «); Fine Aria. 43; Modern LaneuaKeB,S2 (Julian, 
6; French, U: German, S3); PInoyclopBidlaa and Almanncs. 7T; 
Metapbyelcs and Ethics. 91 ; Inlernntlonnl Law, Political Econo- 
my, and Politics, 97; Biography, 101; AnclentClBssIca, llfl (Greek. 
19: Latin, S7): Solentlflo works, 134 (Agriculture, 2; Forestry, 2; 
Biology, 6: Mineralogy. 6; Zoology. S; Engineering;, 13; Chemis- 
try, 1-^ ; Geology, 17 : Astronomy, 20 ; Pure .Mathemiitlcs. 21 ; Phys- 
IcH.^l; Medical, 2Sq; English Literature. 2b7 (Puetry,28; Fiction, 
80; Drama, 88; other Prose works. 911; History. 295 (French, 2; 
Greek, 6; Spanish, 7; European, 29; Reman, ni: Engllsta, 91; 
American, 96); Periodicals, 343 (medlcKl, 13; general, 300). 



Iiooal MlBoellaDj. 

L. Boi.Aifi>'B three brands " Daisies." " Jewels," and " Belle 
Ajjn Arbor," are the best Ave cent cigar In the city. They a 
manufikotured by himself, at No. T East Uurou street. 

8ti;i>bnts, procure samples of those Detroit and other oulsli 
Ullors and bring them to LllUe Mack, No. South Main strec 
He win make you salts out of the same goods from Ave lo elgl 
dollar* cheaper 



J. Haller a Son deal in all kinds of Watches, Clocks, Plated 
Ware and Gold Pens, at No. 4S South Main street. Special allen- 
tlon 1H given to repairing in all branches. 

JoeT. Jacobs wlslies to call attention lo his new advertisement 
In this Issue, and also to the fart that he has un hand n new slock 
of Young Men's Suits and all kinds of Furnishing Goods, which 
bell prepared Ln sell at i he lowest prices. 

Railroad Tick are n>r Canada and all points East, for sale at 
Bliss's Jewelry store. 



The Dartmouth hasjust reached us, and we find quiteaspace 
taken up In attempting lo disprove an opinion eiprcsaed by our 
exchange editor, that the falling olT of students In the eastern col- 
leges, during the past few years, was due to the growing efllcleuoy 
of the western colleges. 

The artlale cites a false report,whlah has been going the rounds 
of the college press, and which we would have corrected had we 
seen It. to tbe eflbcl (bat Michigan Uulverslly herself has lallen r/O 
l{H In the past year. Our Calendar Is not yet Issued, but we learn 
from the Secretary that the number of sluUents this year Is ex- 
actly the same as last year -1,331. and for the past few years has 
been steadily Increasing. So much for thai. 

But the Dartmouth Is unwilling lo believe thol tbe western 
drawing" influence, and perhaps our esteemed 



friend 



n oolleg 



wOgur 



All the boys are leaving their onlers at Winans & S 
forgraduatlngsults.aa It Islhe only HrHt-cluss Custom Tnllorlngj 
House In the city, and Ibey have more flne goods than all olhera | 
combined. See their adverlisenien ton tbe outside page. j 



the flguresof the easte 
whether they are Increasing in tiielr numbers of western stu- 
dents or not, but we eon show that we are Increasing in our num- 
bers of eastern students. The Oiiendar for lN79-)« gives 199 studenW 
from what may be termed eastern States, while the Calendar for 

flgures rorliMI-a2 we cannot as yet say, but we have shown that 
tbe number of students ou the whole has not diminished, and tbe 
flgures show that for Ihe past few years we attract larger numben, 
year by year, from the eastern Stales. 

Tbe Yale Counint. which luis been the property of Mr. P. V. 
McDonald. '78, and which has coal bin) about ».OIIJ. and a great 
deal of time, etc., has been presented to the students " to be owned 
audcontrolled by them." Tbe last Issue contahied Mr. McDon- 
ald's letter of presentation, atid was accompanied by a seven page 
supplement con Wining the translation of an account of a Spanish 
bull flght, by the elder Dumas. It la vividly pictured and welt 

The University of Michigan must be a great Institution to re- 
quire two Presidents. The Cornell Sun says of President White's 
western trip that he was entert«1ne<l at Ann Arbor by Preitilet%t 
Adams.. Preile Angell Is siiil on the ground, Snn-ny. 

The N. Y. World and Harvard Herald speak of Remenyl's con- 
cert In Aon Arbor, and the serenade (7) by his admirers In the Uni- 
versity. How our conscienufl doth prick nsl 

The Campus gives nearly a solumn 10 "Excitement at Ann 
Arbor," referring to the rosolutlona of students In regard to the 
attack of the Daily News. Weil, the boys succeeded la making 

The Brunoulan advocates the abutltlon of commencement 
speeches, and favors Instead an address by some able alumnus. 

Much of the space In eastern papers is taken up by appeals to 
the different classes lo" brace" athletically. Some "bracing" out 



CLiPPiNas. 



and Imported Cigars, Totjacoos, and smokers' aril 



I An .Amherst man was "slugged" Monday evening for follow. 

! Ingoneof the Stevens Opera Tniupo to her hotel and annoying 

, her.— Yule News. A similar occurrence iiappened here several 

years ago. Let the bold college^ii|itli take a lesson. _ .- - 



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ya: "Thorlali 
LiJIgnantly ex 



It In-iiseleSH nir pliynlclnnfi In argue 
reSHM. Theeonalltulionof llie UiilteJ SH 
Iteiir nrmB ohM uhL be Iiifi-lngBd. et.:."— K: 

He said li«r hair wim ilfoil, and wJieii 
laLineU. •' 'Tfs false !" lie an) J he priwumeii a 

"Can I aau a few iiue^llons ooiicertiliin Uainiwcus itecIT" 
tie way a cirrespoiiaeiit begins lilii isUer. CerlaliiLy, we don 
area Lamaiious anylhlun you want — University Mirror. 

There was also a cusH they called Mac. 
Wbii (ul kicked ul the end uf hli back. 

Korsparklnga girl 

Wllhadlzzy loiiit curl. 
S. B.— The old man wBlnlisd through tlie crack.— Occident. 






.s Smiti 



■■■ MlHS S.: -Oul." Frc: 
J. U and I l"-Ex. 
" Wlint quantities of dry 



Nice 



■iikey 



Idtin olui—Prof. to 9ladenl (slightly absent-minded): "Pleaae 
iraoBlate TiutrucU trlpUeeia aelem." Student: "He draw i 
aom." Slight Kensatlon In tba class.— Cam pua. 



orry for her. 



A Coloiado Primer. 

I. Dnlay Is crying. Poor little Girl, we i 
James has bit her In tbeeye with n D^inilck. 
so.HDdUean Uulsy nal to lilt hira bacK. Will Daisy pniy for 
James lo- night? No. She will Pull (he SlatH from his Bed, Bo he 
will Fall and Break his Arm on the Fluor. That will be HIght, 
will It not. children f 

II. This lea UlamoDd Pin. The Editor won It at a Church 
Fair. There wereTen Chances Bi Ten Cenlsa Chance, The Kdl- 
tur Mortgaged his Paper, and Took one Chance. The Pin U worth 
aeveuhnndred Dollars. Editors like Diamonds. Sometime* they 
WearthemlnihelrBlilrtsButUenerally In their Minds. 

III. Here we have a Business Manager. Ue Is Blowing Abonl 
the ClrculBllon of the Paper. He Is Saying the Paper has Entered 
upon an Era of Unpreceilunted Prosperity. In a Minute He will 
Oo up SliLirs anil Ubide the Editor fur Leaving the G<tB Burning 
whllohe Wenlout togel a Drink of Water, and He will dock a 
RepM'ter four Dollars because a Subscriber bus Licked him, i 

he can not Work. Little Children, If we believed that Busli 
Managers Went lo Heaven, we would Give up our Pew In Chui 
—L>enver Tribune. 



•■ Ceruliily. slr.^He bad 
ilso had hia book up his 



" My dear Pi 



his lesnonsat hIa llngera' ends, but he a 

back, which won't work In this departnienti"— Acta. 

It Is reported that on (he evening of the day following the 
Alpha Delt reception. a newsboy was hcardcrylng. "Full account 
oftheluddel reception."— Sun. 

Prof {In Logic): " What would you say of the argument repre- 
sented bya cat chanlug her tallt" Student: " She Is feline her 
way ton categorical conclusion." 

Boarding bouse brilliancy : " Sweet lo the sweet," said a fnnny 
young man aa be handed to a waiter girl a faded boniiuel. "Beela 
to the beat," returned the girl, as ahe pushed him a plate of vege- 
tables. -Orient. 

Prof. (InCliemlstry): " Mention an oilde.'-' Student; "Leath- 
er." Pn>f.: "OxldBof what?" Student: "Ox. hide uf beef, air."— 



Ei. 



She: "What a 



[able 



3 Haz 



KIrkD had at Madison 
nut heardof It! Wliat 

>nl«mpurary, remarked, 

e QlUbllug 



gravli.y.— Ex. 

" What Is spacer' Smart senior; "Space Is a real, ohjeotlvc 
Immaterial, exlcnded, contlnuoua, InBnlte. ImrouCiible, eternal 
and absolute totality uf capacity •••••'> That IssulSclent 
NenL-Rit, 

A punaleraska; "Could Soorales the glrlat Could Barlbolo 
mewf Could Shakespeare an eel T Could Sbylock a hank safe T 
CuuldCaUllne his trouaerloonsT Could AmerleuaT Could Liv- 
ingstone a tom-cat."— Ex. 



A School of Mines young man. 
Flat Derby and penny cine, 
Seemingly good young man. 



A C. C. N. Y. young man, 

A handsumo and good yo 

A ainiple ecstatlcat. 

Utter teithellcal. 

Awfully " too" young lat 



■rrlbly " 



i" young man. 



Co- education— Prof.; "Who will see Mr. B. before hex t Mon- 
day T" Lady Student (bluahlug); "X ahall probably see him Sun- 
day ulghu"— Ex. 

AdaOniy enjoys the fome of having Hbeautl^lly turneil ankle, 
which some lentbete deacrlbes as a "perfect potin." Eiaetly. 
Uray'sUE. a. Isdownln tbehuoksaSHhuutlheucarest thing to 
perfection In a poem yet dlaeoveced.- Ex. 

A Parody. 

Sa, Impudence, you shan't have one I 
How many times must 1 refuse T 

Isay ! 
Or else youll sure my IVIendshIp lose 1 
I cannot bear such forward fun, 
So quick 1 begone! If not. I'll ruu ! 
Why, now I'll have lo be severe- 
No, nol a kiss In you I'll give - 

Take care I 

I'll tell Papa, as sure's I live I 



— H. L. D. In Yale CouraQL 

Teacher to small boy : " What does the proverb say to thoa 
ho live lu gU&B housesT'' Small boy: "Pull down the blinds.''- 

..uiuMina... DlJlli:,,li .,; >^n _ _ ,__ 



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175 



Toung Ameitca. 
My puny 'Ma :'I ihee, 
Kniblem or llljerly, 



UorHoe, DeinoeMieiieB, 
ThoIius, Mophiiclet, 
LIvy BiiU Homer, tbrae, 

TtieliorsBla klnB!-C 



8lw*r NonoecBe from tti« Sheara. 

law); "How careless yoi 



H Ire, 



irii 



Butter's AnaLi^y— Pror.: " Mr. T., fou niHf pnaa on to the 'Ku- 
turellfo-l" Mr.T.: " NotprepBred.--Preii8; 

■■ Eleolrlo Corsets" are advBrllBed. This mast be the kind we 
■aw tbrougn u third story wlndan vrhile riding over tlie elevated 
rood the other nlglit-for it shocked us.— Ex 

Virgil lurorins an. JEneXd IV , 2». tlial JEoms called on Dido 
one summer nlglit and inquired tenderly ; "Ibis ne In fesUvlla- 
lem hoc vespertliio?" '■ Noii hue vesperllno." "Forsltan In olio 
vesperllnoT" "Boiium vespertlnum r And he lit out.— The 
Soutbero Collegian. 

Nine per cent, of Yale graduates became clergymen. But lo 
ace ihcm In their sophomore year, you'd And It mighty hard to se- 
lect one tbat doesn't seem lieudi'd sLrnlgbtror running a gambling 
saloon or a training sohoul for pilaedgli tern. "—Post. 

While an Idabo girl was silting under a tree walling her lover, 
a grizzly bear en me along, nnd, appronuhlng from behind, began 
to hug her. But she Ibuugbt 11 wasT.im, and su leaned back and 
enjoyed It heartily, and muiinureil "Tl);bter." It broke the bear 
all up.and lie went anjy and hid In the Turest for Ihree days 10 






r his shame."— Ex. 



. neighboring educatlonnt Inslltullon Cut young ladlex, ihe 
other day, a rap was tieard on oue of the doors, upon opening 
which a seedy looking tramp was bmu^hl lo view. " Is lb la the 
□ollegeT" he asked. " Yes. what would you IlkeT" '' Havp the 
students any old panls they would like to dispose ofT" Thelii- 
tervlew was abruptly lermliiated by a speedy ctoalng of the door. 
FacL— Amherst Student. 

Oneorthe lady killers or '84 claims thai the proper way lo pro- 
ted a youDg lady when walking lu Ihe evening Is U> put bis armor 
round her, -Argo. 

What author was the toper thinking of when he walked to the 
barT Dryden.-Cambrldge Tribune. What author was he think- 
ing or after he bad been there awhile? Moore.— Term Hanle. Sat- 
urday Night. Wbiil poet did he then feel Impressed wllh? 
O'Reilly. -Boiilon Post. What salenUnu author was he thinking 



LITERARY .VOTES. 

students of btatory will welcome the appearance of a book by 
ProfensorC.K. Adams, eulllled "A Manual of Historical Litera- 
ture," which has been Jnst published by Harper .t Ijrochers. It 
meets a wanl ihatall must litive fell who have given much atten- 
tion 10 hislurlral studleo. Much lime andenergy have been wasted 
for wantof the Infurmnllon and hints which thlsbook contains, 
A practical acquaintance with the needs of students, such an ac- 
qnalntancc as eomes from the qnestloued asked every day by men 
in search of guidance, has no doubt suggested the Idea of such a 
work. and the author has constantly kept In mind Ihe aim an- 
nounced I u his preAice. "It has been," be writes, "my constant 
desire and aim U> provide ubouk such as would have been of most 
service lo me when, as a university student. I was reaching out In 
various directions for help In carrying on my historical studies," 
He seeks to guide the student through the^ bewildering mazes of 
hlstorloiil nieruture. pointing out the books be ought to read, and 
Ibelr relative value, lelllng hlin where he will And Innirmallnii 









and pruHtable manner. 
Such an undertaking executed, as this Is, with skill and Judgment 
by one who Is master uf the material, cannot bul prove to be ol 
thcgrenlust utilily. In the execution of his plan the author has 
divided his book Into fourteen cbaplera. Ani-r an Introductory 
chapter "On the Study of History." in which among other ques- 
llons. he discusses lucidly the posalbllUy of a science of history, 
andcombau the necessitarian views of Comte, Buckle, and Spen- 
cer. Ihe author devotes a chapter to "irnlversul Histories," and 
then a chapter each to "Histories of Antiquity," " Histories of 
Greece." Histories ol Rome." Then comes naturally a chapter 
on " Histories of the Middle Ages," followed by one on " Histories 
of Modern Times." The remaining chapters are devoted to histo- 
ries ofltaly, of Germany, or Russia, and Poland, of the smaller 
nationalities of Europe, of England, and ot Ihe United Slates. 
Eachchapler Isagnlnsubdlvlded Intosectiona. In dealing with 
a particular country the author hrst characterizes the general his- 
tory or the country, next the hisiories or limited periods, then 
the histories of Inslltnlloosand cIvlllEntlon, and closes the chap- 
ter with snggesilons lo students and readers. The descriptions of 

Its and defects, and the degree and kind of help that may be ex- 
pected Vrom it. In many cases the chapters are pointed out that 
will prove most useful, and those parts of the siibjvcts which the 
author has treated most suocessfully. Thus the student Is relieved 
(roni the necessity of reading an entire book for the sake of get- 
ting that purl of 11 which bos given tbe worl 
execution of tills part of the author's plan si 
conllngly Judicious. If here and there we mlsn a hoot 
would gladly have seen Introduced, it Is only fair U 
that, us the author poluuom lu his preface, this was 
and to take Into account tbe rlchnesa and fullness of lb 
presented. In the single chapter on "Histories of France," one 
hundred and H fly -three works ;ire described, wllh greater or less 
rulness, to say uolhlnR 



o have been ei 



sv liable. 









s adds 



iaily lothe VI 



of tl 



The suggestions to sluileuts and readers at the end or every 
chapter. which may be said to form tbe seeoad part of tbe author's 
plan, will prove exceedingly valuable. Here the author has In 
view the wants of those who have lime only for a short course of 
reading as well as of those who con tiimplate more extended study. 

slslingof nlftorles of art and literature, descriptions of manners. 
historical romances and works of like oharaoter, form a valuable 
featureor thlsparlof the work. As was to have twen expected 
these suggestions to students become much inoreumplc when lbs 
author comes to treat of England and of the United SUles. In- 
deed, here the path of the historical development Is oiearly 



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ilslory are brouRli 



marked, tlie cnnet and liirnliiR puluta 
prominently liiUi the ruresround. anil nuoli a liirifa uuiiibtr of ret- 
erencei ii given, not only lo buoks but tu chapleni. and even to 
PHBCB, as lorurnlHh a most compLate and gatlxfuolory guldB Wi.> 
have been particularly gLriich with thp nilnesB with which theau- 
thorhaaclled theorlKlniil authorities fur llie history nf the United 
StateB. Hitherto such inrorniatlnn eoiild only be picked up here 
and thereat the expeniie ofmach time nud labor. Large numbers 
or Rtudanta will, we are sure, be gmlerul to the author Tor bis wise 
guidance. We bave rarely seen a booh provHed will) >ucb an 
elaborate and carefully prepared Index and table of contenU. 
The metbanlcal execution leaves nothing to be desired. 

•■The Evolutionist at I^rRe," by Qnint Allen, No, M of the 
Humboldt Library. Publlshod by J. FltiKerald & Co., New York 
Price 16 cento. This la a series of iS esaays, written In a plain and 
simple style, with the Intention of making unsclentlflc readers 
more familiar with the principles of evolution. The author's plan 
Is to tnke a common, natuml object, and to explain Its most strik- 
ing external fenturei according to ihe^e principles. Ho takes, for 
Instance, the strawberry, and shows bow It became what It Is, In- 
stead of Temalulnga hard, dry mess of seeds. The frequency with 

of the boob, but this Isaccuuuled for by the met that these essays 
appeared separately as contributions in n dally paper. On the 
whole, however, the book Is very Interesting and highly Instruc 
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