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NOTE. 


«'  THE  COCK  AND  ANCHOR  :  a  Chronicle  of  Old  Dublin  City,"  was 
first  published  in  Dublin  in  three  volumes  in  1845,  with  the 
joint  imprints  of  William  Curry,  Junior,  &  Co.,  Dublin  ;  Long- 
man, Brown,  Green  &  Longmans,  London  ;  and  Fraser  &  Co., 
Edinburgh.  There  is  no  author's  name  on  the  title-page  of 
the  original  edition.  The  work  has  not  since  been  reprinted 
under  the  title  of  "  The  Cock  and  Anchor ;  "  but  some  years 
after  its  first  appearance  my  father  made  several  alterations 
(most  of  which  are  adhered  to  in  the  present  edition)  in  the 
story,  and  it  was  re-issued  in  the  Select  Library  of  Fiction 
under  the  title  of  "Morley  Court." 

The  novel  has  been  out  of  print  for  a  long  period,  and  I  have 
decided  to  republish  it  now  under  its  original  and  proper  title. 
I  have  made  no  changes  in  such  dates  as  are  mentioned  here 
and  there  in  the  course  of  the  narrative,  but  the  reader  should 
bear* in  mind  that  this  "Chronicle  of  Old  Dublin  City"  was 
written  fifty  years  ago. 

BRINSLEY  SHERIDAN  LE  FANTT. 

London,  July,  1895. 


CONTENTS. 


CHAPTER  PAGE 

I.— THE  "  COCK  AND  ANCHOR"         ....  1 

II. — A  BED  IN  THE  "  COCK  AND  ANCHOR''       .        .  6 

III.— THE  LITTLE  MAN 10 

IV. — A  SCARLET  HOOD        ......  14 

V. — O'CONNOR'S  MOONLIGHT  WALK    ....  23 

VI. — THE  SOLDIER        .......  28 

VII. — THREE  GRIM  FIGURES 36 

VIII.— THE  WARNING 40 

IX.— THE  "BLEEDING  HORSE"  .        .        .  .44 

X.— THE  MASTER  OF  MORLEY  COURT        ...  51 

XL— THE  OLD  BEECH  TREE  WALK    .        .        .        .62 

XII. — THE  APPOINTED  HOUR 72 

XIII.— THE  INTERVIEW 75 

XIV. — ABOUT  A  CERTAIN  GARDEN  AND  A  DAMSEL        .  83 

XV.— THE  TRAITOR 88 

XVI. — SIGNOR  PARUCCI  ALONE        ...        .        .        .92 

XVII.— DUBLIN  CASTLE  BY  NIGHT 99 

XVIII.— THE  Two  COUSINS 106 

XIX.— THE  THEATRE       .        .  '      .        •.        .        .        .  110 

XX.— THE  LODGING 116 

XXI. — WHO    APPEARED    TO    MART    AsHWOODE  .  .  .      122 

XXII.— THE  SPINET 125 

XXIII.— THE  DARK  ROOM  . .'  •  .        .        .        .131 

XXIV.— A  CRITIC .        .     135 

XXV.— THE  COMBAT  AND  ITS  ISSUE         .        .        .        .140 

XXVI.— THE  HELL    .        .         .        .        .        .        .        .     143 

XXVII.— THE  DEPARTURE  OF  THE  PEER    .        .        .        .     151 

XXVIII.— THE  THUNDER-STORM 154 

XXIX.— THE  CRONES          . 157 

XXX.— SKY-COPPER  COURT 163 

XXXI. — THE  USURER  AND  THE  OAKEN  Box     .        .        .     168 

XXXII.— THE  DIABOLIC  WHISPER 171 

XXXIII. — How     SIR     HENRY    ASHWOODE    PLAYED    AND 

PLOTTED 174 

XXXIV.— THE  "  OLD  ST.  COLUMBKIL  "  .        .        .178 

XXXV.— THE  COUSIN  AND  THE  BLACK  CABINET        .        .     184 

XXXVI.— JEWELS,  PLATE,  HORSES,  DOGS  ....     189 

XXXVII.— THE  RECKONING    ....  191 


vi  Contents. 

CHAI'TEK 
XXXVIII.— STRANGE  GUESTS  AT  THE  MANOR         .        .        -196 

XXXIX.— THE  BARGAIN 199 

XL.— DREAMS •        •  204 

XLI.— A  CERTAIN  TRAVELLING  ECCLESIASTIC        .        .  208 

XLIL— THE  SQUIRES 212 

XLIIL— THE  WILD  WOOD 217 

XLIV.— THE  DOOM 222 

XLV.— THE  MAN  IN  THE  CLOAK 226 

XLVI.— THE  DOUBLE  CONFERENCE 231 

XL VII.— THE  "JOLLY  BOWLERS' ' 236 

XLVIIL— THE  STAINED  EUFFLES 241 

XLIX.— OLD  SONGS           .......  246 

L.— THE  PRESS  IN  THE  WALL 252 

LI.— FLORA  GUY 259 

LII. — MARY  ASHWOODE'S  WALK 262 

LIII. — THE  DOUBLE  FAREWELL 266 

LIV.— THE  Two  CHANCES 273 

LV.— THE  FEARFUL  VISITANT 277 

LVI. — EBENEZER  SHYCOCK 280 

LVIL— THE  CHAPLAIN'S  ARRIVAL  AT  MORLET  COURT  .  284 

LVIII.— THE  SIGNAL 290 

LIX. — HASTE  AND  PERIL 296 

LX.— THE  UNTREASURED  CHAMBER       ....  299 

LXI. — THE  CART  AND  THE  STRAW 302 

LXII. — THE  COUNCIL 308 

LXIIL— PARTING 311 

LXIV.— MISTRESS  MARTHA  AND  BLACK  M< GUINNESS       .  315 

LXV. — THE  CONFERENCE 319 

LXVL—  THE  BED-CHAMBER 322 

LXVIL— THE  EXPULSION 327 

LXVIIL— THE  FRAY 332 

LXIX.— THE  BOLTED  WINDOW 337 

LXX. — THE  BARONET'S  ROOM 341 

LXXI. — THE  FAREWELL 345 

LXXII. — THE  ROPE  AND  THE  RIOT     .        *  ;>;>v'      .        .  349 

LXXIII.— THE  LAST  LOOK 354 

CONCLUSION 357 


LIST  OF  FULL  PAGE  ILLUSTRATIONS. 


"  Farewell,  my  lord,"  said  Swift,  abruptly    .         .  Frontispiece 

Threw  himself  luxuriously  into  a  capacious  leather- 
bottomed  chair  .          io  face  page  4 

Again  the   conqueror   crowed  the  shrill  note  of 

victory ,,  34 

Parrucci  approached  the  prostrate  figure       .        .  ,,  156 

"  Painted  !  varnished  !  "  she  screamed  hysterically  „  188 

He  made  his  way  to  the  aperture     .        .        .        .  , ,  223 

Glide  noiselessly  behind  Chancey   .        v        .         .  ,,  293 

Driven  to  bay  ...  he  drew  his  sword  .         .         .  ,,  338 

His  horse,  snorting  loudly,  checked  his  pace         .  ,,  354 


THE  "COCK  AND  ANCHOR." 


CHAPTER  I. 

THE   "COCK  AND   ANCHOR" — TWO   HORSEMEN — AND    A   SUPPER   BY 
THE    INN   FIRE. 

SOME  time  within  the  first  ten  years  of  the  last  century,  there 
stood  in  the  fair  city  of  Dublin,  and  in  one  of  those  sinuous 
and  narrow  streets  which  lay  in  the  immediate  vicinity  of  the 
Castle,  a  goodly  and  capacious  hostelry,  snug  and  sound,  and 
withal  carrying  in  its  aspect  something  staid  and  aristocratic, 
and  perhaps  in  nowise  the  less  comfortable  that  it  was  rated, 
in  point  of  fashion,  somewhat  obsolete.  Its  structure  was 
quaint  and  antique  ;  so  much  so,  that  had  its  counterpart  pre- 
sented itself  within  the  precincts  of  "the  Borough,"  it  might 
fairly  have  passed  itself  off  for  the  genuine  old  Tabard  of 
Geoffry  Chaucer. 

The  front  of  the  building,  facing  the  street,  rested  upon  a 
row  of  massive  wooden  blocks,  set  endwise,  at  intervals  of 
some  six  or  eight  feet,  and  running  parallel  at  about  the  same 
distance,  to  the  wall  of  the  lower  story  of  the  house,  thus 
forming  a  kind  of  rude  cloister  or  open  corridor,  running  the 
whole  length  of  the  building. 

The  spaces  between  these  rude  pillars  were,  by  a  light 
frame-work  of  timber,  converted  into  a  succession  of  arches ; 
and  by  an  application  of  the  same  ornamental  process,  the 
ceiling  of  this  extended  porch  was  made  to  carry  a  clumsy 
but  not  unpicturesque  imitation  of  groining.  Upon  this 
open-work  of  timber,  as  we  have  already  said,  rested  the 
second  story  of  the  buiLling;  protruding  beyond  which  again, 
and  supported  upon  beams  whose  projecting  ends  were  carved 
into  the  semblance  of  heads  hideous  as  the  fantastic  monsters 
of  heraldrv,  arose  the  third  story,  presenting  a  series  of  tall 
and  fancifully-shaped  gables,  decorated,  like  the  rest  of  the 

B 


2  The  "  Cock  and  A  nckor? 

building,  with  an  abundance  of  grotesque  timber-work.  A 
wide  passage,  opening  under  the  corridor  which  we  have  de- 
scribed, gave  admission  into  the  inn-yard,  surrounded  partly  by 
the  building  itself,  and  partly  by  the  stables  and  other  offices 
connected  with  it.  Viewed  from  a  little  distance,  the  old 
fabric  presented  by  no  means  an  unsightly  or  ungraceful 
aspect :  on  the  contrary,  its  very  irregularities  and  antiquity, 
however  in  reality  objectionable,  gave  to  it  an  air  of  comfort 
and  almost  of  dignity  to  which  many  of  its  more  pretending 
and  modern  competitors  might  in  vain  have  aspired.  Whether 
it  was,  that  from  the  first  the  substantial  fabric  had  asserted  a 
conscious  superiority  over  all  the  minor  tenements  which 
surrounded  it,  or  that  they  in  modest  deference  had  gradually 
conceded  to  it  the  prominence  which  it  deserved — whether,  in 
short,  it  had  always  stood  foremost,  or  that  the  street  had 
slightly  altered  its  course  and  gradually  receded,  leaving  it 
behind,  an  immemorial  and  immovable  landmark  by  which  to 
measure  the  encroachments  of  ages — certain  it  is,  that  at  the 
time  we  speak  of,  the  sturdy  hostelry  stood  many  feet  in 
advance  of  the  line  of  houses  which  flanked  it  on  either  side, 
narrowing  the  street  with  a  most  aristocratic  indifference  to 
the  comforts  of  the  pedestrian  public,  thus  forced  to  shift  for 
life  and  limb,  as  best  they  might,  among  the  vehicles  and 
horses  which  then  thronged  the  city  streets — no  doubt,  too, 
often  by  the  very  difficulties  which  it  presented,  entrapping 
the  over-cautious  passenger,  who  preferred  entering  the 
harbour  which  its  hospitable  and  capacious  doorway  offered, 
to  encountering  all  the  perils  involved  in  doubling  the  point. 

Such  as  we  have  attempted  to  describe  it,  the  old  building 
stood  more  than  a  century  since  ;  and  when  the  level  sunbeams 
at  eventide  glinted  brightly  on  its  thousand  miniature  window 
panes,  and  upon  the  broad  hanging  panel,  which  bore,  in  the 
brighest  hues  and  richest  gilding,  the  portraiture  of  a  Cock 
and  Anchor ;  and  when  the  warm,  discoloured  glow  of  sunset 
touched  the  time-worn  front  of  the  old  building  with  a  rich 
and  cheery  blush,  even  the  most  fastidious  would  have  allowed 
that  the  object  was  no  unpleasiug  one. 

A  dark  autumnal  night  had  closed  over  the  old  city  of 
Dublin,  and  the  wind  was  blustering  in  hoarse  gusts  through 
the  crowded  chimney-stacks — careering  desolately  through 
the  dim  streets,  and  occasionally  whirling  some  loose  tile  or 
fragment  of  plaster  from  the  house  tops.  The  streets  were 
silent  and  deserted,  except  when  occasionally  traversed  by 
some  great  man's  carriage,  thundering  and  clattering  along 
the  broken  pavement;  and  by  its  passing  glare  and  rattle 
making  the  succeeding  darkness  and  silence  but  the  more 
dreary.  None  stirred  abroad  who  could  avoid  it;  and  with 
the  exception,  oi  such  rare  interruptions  as  we  have  mentioned, 


Tht  "  Cock  and  A  nchor"  3 

the  storm  and  darkness  held  undisputed  possession  of  the 
city.  Upon  this  ungenial  night,  and  somewhat  past  the  hour 
of  ten,  a  well-mounted  traveller  rode  into  the  narrow  and 
sheltered  yard  of  the  "Cock  and  Anchor;"  and  having 
bestowed  upon  the  groom  who  took  the  bridle  of  his  steed 
sueh  minute  and  anxious  directions  as  betokened  a  kind  and 
knightly  tenderness  for  the  comforts  of  his  good  beast,  he  forth- 
with entered  the  public  room  of  the  inn — a  large  and  com- 
fortable chamber,  having  at  the  far  end  a  huge  hearth 
overspanned  by  a  broad  and  lofty  mantelpiece  of  stone,  and 
now  sending  lorth  a  warm  and  ruddy  glow,  which  penetrated 
in  genial  streams  to  every  recess  and  corner  of  the  room, 
tinging  the  dark  wainscoting  of  the  walls,  glinting  red  an-t 
brightly  upon  the  burnished  tankards  and  flagons  with  which 
the  cupboard  was  laden,  and  playing  cheerily  over  the  massive 
beams  which  traversed  the  ceiling.  Groups  of  men,  variously 
occupied  and  variously  composed,  embracing  all  the  usual 
company  of  a  well  frequented  city  tavern — from  the  staid 
and  sober  man  of  business,  who  smokes  his  pipe  in  peace,  to 
the  loud  disputatious,  half-tipsy  town  idler,  who  calls  for 
more  flagons  than  he  can  well  reckon,  and  then  quarrels  with 
mine  host  about  the  shot — were  disposed,  some  singly,  others 
in  social  clusters,  in  cosy  and  luxurious  ease  at  the  stout  oak 
tables  which  occupied  the  expansive  chamber.  Among  these 
the  stranger  passed  leisurely  to  a  vacant  table  in  the  neigh- 
bourhood of  the  good  fire,  and  seating  himself  thereat,  dotfed 
his  hat  and  cloak,  thereby  exhibiting  a  finely  proportioned 
and  graceful  figure,  and  a  face  of  singular  nobleness  and 
beauty.  He  might  have  seen  some  thirty  summers — perhaps 
less — but  his  dark  and  expressive  features  bore  a  character  of 
resolution  and  melancholy  which  seemed  to  tell  of  more  griefs 
and  perils  overpast  than  men  so  young  in  the  world  can 
generally  count.* 

The  new-comer,  having  thrown  his  hat  and  gloves  upon  the 
table  at  which  he  had  placed  himself,  stretched  his  stalwart 
limbs  toward  the  fire  in  the  full  enjoyment  of  its  genial 
influence,  and  advancing  the  heels  of  his  huge  jack  boots 
nearly  to  the  bars,  he  seemed  for  a  time  wholly  lost  in  the 
comfortable  contemplation  of  the  red  embers  which  flickered, 
glowed,  and  shifted  before  his  eyes.  From  his  quiet  reverie 
he  was  soon  recalled  by  mine  host  in  person,  who,  with  all 
courtesy,  desired  to  know  "  whether  his  honour  wished  supper 
and  a  bed  ?  "  Both  questions  were  promptly  answered  in  the 
affirmative  :  and  before  many  minutes  the  young  horseman 
was  deep  in  the  discussion  of  a  glorious  pasty,  flanked  by 
a  tiagon  of  claret,  such  as  he  had  seldom  tasted  before.  He 
hd,d  scarcely  concluded  his  meal,  when  another  traveller, 
cloaked,  booted,  and  spurred,  and  carrying  under  his  arm 

B  2 


4  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor? 

a  pair  of  long  horse-pistols,  and  a  heavy  whip,  entered  the 
apartment,  walked  straight  up  to  the  fire-place,  and  having 
obtained  permission  of  the  cavalier  already  established 
there  to  take  share  of  his  table,  he  deposited  thereon  the 
formidable  weapons  which  he  carried,  cast  his  hat,  gloves, 
and  cloak  upon  the  floor,  and  threw  himself  luxuriously 
into  a  capacious  leather- bottomed  chair  which  confronted  the 
cheery  fire. 

"  A  bleak  night,  sir,  and  a  dark,  for  a  ride  of  twenty  miles," 
observed  the  stranger,  addressing  the  younger  guest. 

"  I  can  the  more  readily  agree  with  you,  sir,"  replied  the 
latter,  "  seeing  that  I  myself  have  ridden  nigh  forty,  and  am 
but  just  arrived." 

"  Whew !  that  beats  me  hollow,"  cried  the  other,  with  a 
kind  of  self-congratulatory  shrug.  "  You  see,  sir,  we  never 
know  how  to  thank  our  stars  for  the  luck  we  have  until  we 
come  to  learn  what  luck  we  might  have  had.  I  rode  fronn 
Wicklow — pray,  sir,  if  it  be  not  too  bold  a  question,  what  line 
did  you  travel?" 

"The  Cork  road." 

"  Ha  !  that's  an  ugly  line  they  say  to  travel  by  night.  You 
met  yith  no  interruption  ?  '' 

"Troth,  but  I  did,  sir,"  replied  the  young  man,  "  and  none 
of  the  pleasantest  either.  I  was  stopped,  and  put  in  no  small 
peril,  too." 

"  How  !  stopped — stopped  on  the  highway  !  By  the  mass, 
you  outdo  me  in  every  point!  Would  you,  sir,  please  to 
favour  me,  if  'twere  not  too  much  trouble,  with  the  facts  of 
the  adventure — the  particulars?" 

"Faith,  sir,"  rejoined  the  yonng  man,  "as  far  as  my 
knowledge  serves  me,  you  are  welcome  to  them  all.  When  I 
was  still  about  twelve  miles  from  this,  I  was  joined  from  a 
by-road  by  a  well  mounted,  and  (as  far  as  I  could  discern)  a 
respectable- looking  traveller,  who  told  me  he  rode  for  Dublin, 
and  asked  to  join  company  by  the  way.  I  assented  ;  and  we 
jogged  on  pleasantly 'enough  for  some  two  or  three  miles.  It 
was  very  dark — '' 

"As  pitch,''  ejaculated  the  stranger,  parenthetically. 

"  And  what  little  scope  of  vision  I  might  have  had,"  con- 
tinued .the  younger  traveller,  "  was  well  nigh  altogether 
obstructed  by  the  constant  flapping  of  my  cloak,  blown,  by  the 
storm  over  my  face  and  eyes.  I  suddenly  became  conscious 
that  we  had  been  joined  by  a  third  horseman,  who,  in  total 
silence,  rode  at  my  other  side.'' 

"  How  and  when  did  lie  come  up  with  you  ?  " 

"  3  can't  say,''  replied  the  narrator — "  nor  did  his  presence 
give  me  the  smallest  uneasiness.  He  who  had  joined  me  first, 
all  at  once  called  out  that  his  stirrup  strap  was  broken,  and 


The  "Cock  and  Anchor!"  5 

halloo'd  to  me  to  rein  in  until  he  should  repair  the  accident. 
This  I  had  hardly  done,  when  some  fellow,  whom  I  had  not 
seen,  sprang  from  behind  upon  my  horse,  and  clasped  my  arms 
so  tightly  to  my  body,  that  so  far  from  making  use  of  them, 
1  could  hardly  breathe.  The  scoundrel  who  had  dismounted 
caught  my  horse  by  the  head  and  held  him  firmly,  while  my 
hitherto  silent  companion  clapped  a  pistol  to  my  ear." 

"  The  devil ! ''  exclaimed  the  elder  man, "  that  was  checkmate 
with  a  vengeance. ' 

"  Why,  in  truth,  so  it  turned  out,"  rejoined  his  companion  ; 
"  though  I  confess  my  first  impulse  was  to  bulk  the  gentlemen 
of  the  road  at  any  hazard;  and  with  this  view  I  plied  my 
Kpnrs  rowel  deep,  but  the  rascal  who  held  the  bridle  was  too 
old  a  hand  to  be  shaken  oil  by  a  plunge  or  two.  He  swung 
with  his  whole  weight  to  the  bit,  and  literally  brought  poor 
Eowley's  nose  within  an  inch  of  the  road.  Finding  that 
resistance  was  utterly  vain,  and  not  caring  to  squander  what 
little  brains  I  have  upon  so  paltry  an  adventure,  I  acknowledged 
the  jurisdiction  of  the  gentleman's  pistol,  and  replied  to  his 
questions." 

"  You  proved  your  sound  sense  by  so  doing,''  observed  the 
other.  "  But  what  was  their  purpose  ?  " 

"As  far  as  I  could  gather/'  replied  the  younger  man, 
"  they  were  upon  the  look-out  for  some  particular  person,  I 
cannot  say  whom  ;  for,  either  satisfied  by  my  answers,  or 
having  otherwise  discovered  their  mistake,  they  released  me 
without  taking  anything  from  me  but  my  sword,  which,  how- 
ever, I  regret  much,  for  it  was  my  father's;  and  having  blown 
the  priming  from  my  pistols,  they  wished  me  the  best  of  good 
luck,  and  so  we  parted,  without  the  smallest  desire  on  my  part 
to  renew  the  intimacy.  And  now,  sir,  you  know  just  as  much 
of  the  matter  as  I  do  myself." 

"And  a  very  serious  matter  it  is,  too,"  observed  the 
stranger,  with  an  emphatic  nod.  "  Landlord !  a  pint  of 
Tuulled  claret — and  spice  it  as  I  taught  yon — d'ye  mind?  A 
very  grave  matter — do  you  think  you  could  possibly  identify 
those  men  ?  " 

"  Identify  them  !  how  the  devil  could  I  P — it  was  dark  as 
pitch — a  cat  could  not  have  seen  them." 

"  But  was  there  no  mark — no  peculiarity  discernible,  even 
in  the  dense  obscurity — nothing  about  any  of  them,  such  as 
you  might  know  again  ?  '' 

"Nothing — the  very  outline  was  indistinct.  I  could  merely 
see  that  they  were  shaped  like  men." 

"Truly,  truly,  that  is  much  to  be  lamented,"  said  the  elder 
gentleman;  ''though  fifty  to  one,''  he  added,  devoutly,  "they'll 
hang  one  day  or  another — let  that  console  us.  Meantime, 
here  comes  the  clarst." 


6  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor:1 

So  saying,  the  new-comer  rose  from  his  seat,  coolly  removed 
his  black  matted  peruke  from  his  shorn  head,  and  replaced  it 
by  a  dark  velvet  cap,  which  he  drew  from  some  mysterious 
iiookin  his  breeches  pocket ;  then,  hanging  the  wig  upon  the 
back  of  his  chair,  he  wheeled  the  seat  round  to  the  table,  and 
for  the  first  time  offered  to  his  companion  an  opportunity  of 
looking  him  fairly  in  the  face.  If  he  were  a  believer  in  the 
influence  of  first  impressions,  he  had  certainly  acted  wisely 
in  deferring  the  exhibition  until  the  acquaintance  had  made 
some  progress,  for  his  countenance  was,  in  sober  truth, 
anything  but  attractive — a  pair  of  grizzled  brows  overshadowed 
eyes  of  quick  and  piercing  black,  rather  small,  and  unusually 
restless  and  vivid— the  mouth  was  wide,  and  the  jaw  so  much 
underhung  as  to  amount  almost  to  a  deformity,  giving  to  the 
lower  part  of  the  face  a  character  of  resolute  ferocity  which 
was  not  at  all  softened  by  the  keen  fiery  glance  of  his  eye  ;  a 
massive  projecting  forehead,  marked  over  the  brow  with  a 
deep  scar,  and  furrowed  by  years  and  thought,  added  not  a 
little  to  the  stern  and  commanding  expression  of  the  face. 
The  complexion  was  swarthy ;  and  altogether  the  countenance 
was  one  of  that  sinister  and  unpleasant  kind  which  the 
imagination  associates  with  scenes  of  cruelty  and  terror,  and 
which  might  appropriately  take  a  prominent  place  in  the 
foreground  of  a  feverish  dream.  The  young  traveller  had 
seen  too  many  ugly  sights,  in  the  course  of  a  roving  life  of 
danger  and  adventure,  to  remember  for  a  moment  the  im- 
pression which  his  new  companion's  visage  was  calculated  to 
produce.  They  chatted  together  freely ;  and  the  elder  (who, 
by  the  way,  exhibited  no  very  strong  Irish  peculiarities  of 
accent  or  idiom,  any  more  than  did  the  other)  when  he  bid 
his  companion  grood-night,  left  him  under  the  impression  that, 
however  forbidding  his  aspect  might  be,  his  physical  dis- 
advantages were  more  than  counterbalanced  by  the  shrewd, 
quick  sagacity,  correct  judgment,  and  wide  range  of  experience 
of  which  he  appeared  possessed. 


CHAPTER  II. 

A   BED   IN   THE   "  COCK    AND   ANCHOR" — A   LANTERN   AND   AN 
UGLY   VISITOR   BY    THE   BEDSIDE. 

LEAVING  the  public  room  to  such  as  chose  to  push  their 
revels  beyond  the  modesty  of  midnight,  our  young  friend 
betook  himself  to  his  chamber;  where,  snugly  deposited  in  one 
of  the  snuggest  beds  which  the  "  Cock  and  Anchor  "  afforded, 


A  Bed  in  the  "Cock  and  A  nchor"  J 

with  the  ample  tapestry  curtains  drawn  from  post  to  post, 
while  the  rude  wind  buffeted  the  casements  and  moaned 
through  the  antique  chimney-tops,  he  was  soon  locked  in  the 
deep,  dreamless  slumber  of  fatigue. 

How  long  this  sweet  oblivion  may  have  lasted  it  was  not 
easy  to  say ;  some  hours,  however,  had  no  doubt  intervened, 
when  the  sleeper  was  startled  from  his  repose  by  a  noise  at 
his  chamber  door.  The  latch  was  raised,  and  someone  bearing 
a  shaded  light  entered  the  room  and  cautiously  closed  the 
door  again.  In  the  belief  that  the  intruder  was  some  guest 
or  domestic  of  the  inn  who  either  mistook  the  room  or  was 
not  aware  of  its  occupation,  the  young  man  coughed  once  or 
twice  slightly  in  token  of  his  presence,  and  observing  that 
his  signal  had  not  the  desired  effect,  he  inquired  rather 
sharply, — 

"  Who  is  there?" 

The  only  answer  returned  was  a  long  "  Hist ! "  and  forth- 
with the  steps  of  the  unseasonable  visitor  were  directed  to  the 
bedside.  The  person  thus  disturbed  had  hardly  time  to  raise 
himself  half  upright  when  the  curtains  at  one  side  were  drawn 
apart,  and  by  the  imperfect  light  which  forced  its  way  through 
the  horn  enclosure  of  a  lantern,  he  beheld  the  bronzed  and 
sinister  features  of  his  fireside  companion  of  the  previous 
evening.  The  stranger  was  arrayed  for  the  road,  with  his  cloa-k 
and  cocked  hat  on.  Both  parties,  the  visited  and  the  visitor, 
for  a  time  remained  silent  and  in  the  same  fixed  attitude. 

"Pray,  sir,"  at  length  inquired  the  person  thus  abruptly 
intruded  upon,  "  to  what  special  good  fortune  do  I  owe  this 
most  unlooked-for  visit?  " 

The  elder  man  made  no  reply  ;  but  deliberately  planted  the 
large  dingy  lantern  which  he  carried  upon  the  bed  in  which 
the  young  man  lay. 

"  You  have  tarried  somewhat  too  long  over  the  wine-cup," 
continued  he,  not  a  little  provoked  at  the  coolness  of  the 
intruder.  "  This,  sir,  is  not  your  chamber  ;  seek  it  elsewhere. 
T  am  in  no  mood  to  bandy  jests.  You  will  consult  your  own 
ease  as  well  as  mine  by  quitting  this  room  with  all  dispatch.'' 

"  Young  gentleman,"  replied  the  elder  man  in  a  low,  firm 
tone,  "  I  have  used  short  ceremony  in  disturbing  you  thus. 
To  judge  from  your  face  you  are  no  less  frank  than  hardy. 
You  will  not  require  apologies  when  you  have  heard  me. 
When  I  last  night  sate  with  you  I  observed  about  you  a  token 
long  since  familiar  to  me  as  the  light — you  wear  it  on  your 
linger — it  is  a  diamond  ring.  That  ring  belonged  to  a  dear 
friend  of  mine — an  old  comrade  and  a  tried  friend  in  a 
hundred  griefs  and  perils  :  the  owner  was  Richard  O'Connor. 
1  have  not  heard  from  him  for  ten  years  or  more.  Can  you 
say  how  he  fares  ?  " 


8  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

"  The  brave  soldier  and  good  man  you  have  named  was  my 
father,"  replied  the  young  man,  mournfully. 

"  Was  !  "  repeated  the  stranger.  "  Is  he  then  no  more— is 
he  dead?" 

"  Even  so,"  replied  the  young  man,  sadly. 

"  I  knew  it— I  i'elt  it.  When  I  saw  that  jewel  last  night 
something  smote  at  my  heart  and  told  me,  that  the  hand  that 
wore  it  once  was  cold.  Ah,  me  !  it  was  a  friendly  and  a  brave 
hand.  Through  all  the  wars  of  King  James"  (and  so  saying 
he  touched  his  hat)  "  we  were  together,  companions  in  arms 
and  bosom  friends.  He  was  a  comely  man  and  a  strong  ;  no 
hardship  tired  him,  no  difficulty  dismayed  him;  and  the 
merriest  fellow  he  was  that  ever  trod  on  Irish  ground.  Poor 
O'Connor!  in  exile;  away,  far  away  from  the  country  he 
loved  so  well ;  among  foreigners  too.  Well,  well,  wheresoever 
they  have  laid  tbee,  there  moulders  not  a  truer  nor  a  braver 
heart  in  the  fields  of  all  the  world  ! " 

He  paused,  sighed  deeply,  and  then  continued, — 

"  Sorely,  sorely  are  thine  old  comrades  put  to  it,  day  by 
day,  and  night  by  night,  for  comfort  and  for  safety—  sorely 
vexed  and  pillaged.  Nevertheless — over-ridden,  and  despised, 
and  scattered  as  we  are,  mercenaries  and  beggars  abroad,  and 
landless  at  home — still  something  whispers  in  my  ear  that 
there  will  come  at  last  a  retribution,  and  such  a  one  as  will 
make  this  perjured,  corrupt,  and  robbing  ascendency  a  warn- 
ing and  a  wonder  to  all  after  times.  Is  it  a  common  thing, 
think  you,  that  all  the  gentlemen,  all  the  chivalry  of  a  whole 
country — the  natural  leaders  and  protectors  of  the  people — 
should  be  stripped  of  their  birthright,  ay,  even  of  the  poor 
privilege  of  seeing  in  this  their  native  country,  strangers 
possessing  the  inheritances  which  are  in  all  right  their  own  ; 
cast  abroad  upon  the  world;  soldiers  of  fortune,  selling  their 
blood  for  a  bare  subsistence  ;  many  of  them  dying  of  want  ; 
and  all  because  for  honour  and  conscience  sake  they  refused 
to  break  the  oath  which  bound  them  to  a  ruined  prince  ?  Is 
it  a  slight  thing,  think  you,  to  visit  with  pains  and  penalties 
such  as  these,  men  guilty  of  no  crimes  beyond  those  of  fidelity 
and  honour?  " 

The  stranger  said  this  with  an  intensity  of  passion,  to  which 
the  low  tone  in  which  he  spoke  but  gave  an  additional  im- 
pressiveness.  After  a  short  pause  he  again  spoke, — 

"  Young  gentleman,"  said  he,  "  you  may  have  heard  your 
father — whom  the  saints  receive ! — ?peak,  when  talking  over 
old  recollections,  of  one  Captain  O'Hanlon,  who  shared  with 
him  the  most  eventful  scenes  of  a  perilous  time.  He  may,  I 
say,  have  spoken  of  such  a  one." 

"  He  has  spoken  of  him,"  replied  the  young  man  ;  "  often, 
and  kindly  too." 


A  Bed  in  the  "Cock  and  Anchor."  g 

"I  am  that  man,"  continued  the  stranger;  "your  father's 
oil  friend  and  comrade ;  and  right  glad  am  I,  seeing  that  I 
can  never  hope  to  meet  him  more  on  this  side  the  grave,  to 
renew,  after  a  kind,  a  friendship  which  I  much  prized,  now  in 
the  person  of  his  son.  Give  me  yonr  hand,  young  gentleman  : 
I  pledge  you  mine  in  the  spirit  of  a  tried  and  faithful  friend- 
ship. I  inquire  not  what  has  brought  you  to  this  unhappy 
country  ;  I  am  sure  it  can  be  nothing  which  lies  not  within 
the  eye  of  honour,  so  I  ask  not  concerning  it ;  but  on  the 
contrary,  I  will  tell  you  of  myself  what  may  surprise  you — 
what  will,  at  least,  show  that  I  am  ready  to  trust  yon  freely. 
You  were  stopped  to-night  upon  the  Southern  road,  some  ten 
miles  from  this.  It  was  I  who  stopped  you  !  " 

O'Oonnoi  made  a  sudden  but  involuntary  movement  of 
menace  ;  but  without  regarding  it,  O'Hanlon  continued, — 

"  You  are  astonished,  perhaps  shocked — you  look  so ;  but 
mind  you,  there  is  some  difference  between  stopping  men  on 
the  highway,  and  robbing  them  when  you  have  stopped  them. 
I  took  you  for  one  who  we  were  informed  would  pass  that 
way,  and  about  the  same  hour — one  who  carried  letters  from 
a  pretended  friend — one  whom  I  have  long  suspected,  a  half- 
faced,  cold-hearted  friend — carried  letters,  I  say,  from  such  a 
one  to  the  Castle  here;  to  that  malignant,  perjured  reprobate 
and  apostate,  the  so-called  Lord  Wharton — as  meet  an  orna- 
ment for  a  gibbet  as  ever  yet  made  a  feast  for  the  ravens.  I 
was  mistaken  :  here  is  your  sword  ;  and  may  you  long  wear  it 
as  well  as  he  from  whom  it  was  inherited."  Here  he  raised 
the  weapon,  the  blade  of  which  he  held  in  his  hand,  and  the 
young  man  saw  it  and  the  hilt  flash  and  glitter  in  the  dusky 
light.  "And  take  the  advice  of  an  old  soldier,  young  friend," 
continued  O'Hanlon,  "and  when  you  are  next,  which  I  hope 
may  not  be  for  many  a  long  day,  overpowered  by  odds  and 
at  their  mercy,  do  not  by  truitless  violence  tempt  them  to 
disable  you  by  a  simpler  and  less  pleasant  process  than  that 
of  merely  taking  your  sword  and  unpriming  your  pistols. 
Many  a  good  man  has  thrown  away  his  life  by  such  boyish 
foolery.  Upon  the  table  by  your  bed  you  will  in  the  morning 
find  your  rapier,  and  God  grant  that  it  and  you  may  long 
prove  fortunate  companions!"  He  was  turning  to  go,  but 
recollecting  himself,  he  added,  "  One  word  before  I  go.  I  am 
known  here  as  Mr.  Dwyer — remember  the  name,  Dwyer — I 
am  generally  to  be  heard  of  in  this  place.  Should  you  at  any 
time  during  your  stay  in  this  city  require  the  assistance  of  a 
friend  who  has  a  cheerful  willingness  to  serve  you,  and  who  is 
not  perhaps  altogether  destitute  of  power,  you  have  only  to 
leave  a  billet  in  the  hand  of  the  keeper  of  this  inn,  and  if  I  be 
above  ground  it  will  reach  me — of  course  address  it  under  the 
name  I  have  last  mentioned — and  so,  young  gentleman,  fare 


10  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

you  well."  So  saying,  he  grasped  the  hand  of  his  new  friend, 
shook  it  warmly,  and  then,  turning  upon  hi.s  heel,  strode  swiftly 
to  the  door,  and  so  departed,  leaving  O'Connor  with  so  much 
abruptness  as  not  to  allow  him  time  to  utter  a  question  or 
remark  on  what  had  passed. 

The  excitement  of  the  interview  speedily  passed  away,  the 
fatigues  of  the  preceding  day  were  persuasively  seconded  by 
the  soothing  sound  of  the  now  abated  wind  and  by  the  utter 
darkness  of  the  chamber,  and  the  young  man  was  soon  deep 
in  the  forgetfulness  of  sleep  once  more.  When  the  broad,  red 
light  of  the  morning  sun  broke  cheerily  into  his  room,  stream- 
ing through  the  chinks  of  the  old  shutters,  and  penetrating 
through  the  voluminous  folds  of  the  vast  curtains  of  rich, 
faded  damask  which  surmounted  the  huge  hearse-like  bed  in 
•which  he  lay,  so  as  to  make  its  inmate  aware  that  the  hour  of 
repose  was  past  and  that  of  action  come,  O'Connor  remembered 
the  circumstances  of  the  interview  which  had  been  so  strangely 
intruded  upon  him  but  as  a  dream  ;  nor  was  it  until  he  saw 
the  sword  which  he  had  believed  irrecoverably  lost  lying  safely 
upon  the  table,  that  he  felt  assured  that  the  visit  and  its 
purport  were  not  the  creation  of  his  slumbering  fancy.  In 
reply  to  his  questions  when  he  descended,  he  was  informed 
by  mine  host  of  the  "  Cock  and  Anchor,"  that  Mr.  Dwyer 
had  left  the  inn-yard  upon  his  stout  hack, 'a  good  hour  before 
daybreak. 


CHAPTER  III. 

THE    LITTLE    MAN    IN   BLUE    AND    SILVER. 

AMONG  the  loungers  who  loitered  at  the  door  of  the  "  Cock  and 
Anchor,"  as  the  day  wore  on,  there  appeared  a  personage  whom 
it  behoves  us  to  describe.  This  was  a  small  man,  with  a  very  red 
face  and  little  grey  eyes — he  wore  a  cloth  coat  of  sky  blue, 
with  here  and  there  a  piece  of  silver  lace  laid  upon  it  without 
much  regard  to  symmetry  ;  for  the  scissors  had  evidently  dis- 
placed far  the  greater  part  of  the  original  decorations,  whose 
primitive  distribution  might  be  traced  by  the  greater  freshness 
of  the  otherwise  faded  cloth  which  they  had  covered,  as  well  as 
by  some  stray  threads,  which  stood  like  stubbles  here  and  there 
to  mark  the  ravages  of  the  sickle.  One  hand  was  buried  in 
the  deep  flap  pocket  of  a  waistcoat  of  the  same  hue  and 
material,  and  bearing  also,  in  like  manner,  the  evidences  of  a 
very  decided  retrenchment  ia  the  article  of  silver  lace.  These 
symptoms  of  economy,  however,  in  no  degree  abated  the 


The  Little  Man. 


ii 


evident  admiration  with  which  the  wearer  every  now  and  then 
stole  a  glance  on  what  remained  of  its  pristine  splendours — a 
glance  which  descended  not  ungraciously  upon  a  leg  in  whose 
fascinations  its  owner  reposed  an  implicit  faith.  His  right 
hand  held  a  tobacco-pipe,  which,  although  its  contents  were 
not  ignited,  he  carried  with  a  luxurious  nonchalance  ever  and 
anon  to  the  corner  of  his  mouth,  where  it  afforded  him  sundry 
imaginary  puffs — a  cheap  and  fanciful  luxury,  in  which  my 
Irish  readers  need  not  be  told  their  humbler  countrymen,  for 
lack  of  better,  are  wont  to  indulge.  He  leaned  against  one  of 
the  stout  wooden  pillars  on  which  the  front  of  the  building 
was  reared,  and  interlarded  his  economical  pantomime  of  pipe- 
smoking  with  familiar  and  easy  conversation  with  certain  of 
the  outdoor  servants  of  the  inn — a  familiarity  which  argued 
not  any  sense  of  superiority  proportionate  to  the  pretension, 
of  his  attire. 

"  And  so,"  said  the  little  man,  turning  with  an  aristocratic 
ease  towards  a  stout  fellow  in  a  jerkin,  with  bluff  visage  and 
folded  arms,  who  stood  beside  him,  and  addressing  him  in  a 
most  melodious  brogue — "  and  so,  for  sartain,  you  have  but 
five  single  gintlemeu  in  the  house — mind,  I  say  single  gintle- 
men — for,  divil  carry  me  if  ever  I  take  up  with  a  family  again 
— it  doesn't  answer — it  don't  shoot  me — I  was  never  made  for 

a  family,  nor  a  family  for  me — I  can't  stand  their  b y 

regularity;  and — ''with  a  sigh  of  profound  sentiment,  and  lower- 
ing his  voice,  he  added — "and,  the  maid-sarvants — no,  devil  a 
taste — they  don't  answer — they  don't  shoot.  My  disposition, 
Tom,  is  tindher — tindher  to  imbecility — I  never  see  a  petticoat 
but  it  flutters  my  heart — the  short  and  the  long  of  it  is,  I'm 
always  falling  in  love — and  sometimes  the  passion  is  not  retali- 
ated by  the  object,  and  more  times  it  is — but,  in  both  cases,  I'm 
aiqually  the  victim— for  my  intintions  is  always  honourable, 
and  of  course  nothin'  comes  of  it.  My  life  was  fairly  frettin' 
away  in  a  dhrame  of  passion  among  the  housemaids — I  felt 
myself  witherin'  away  like  a  flower  in  autumn — 1  was  losing 
my  relish  for  everything,  from  bacon  and  table-dhrink  upwards 
— dangers  were  thickening  round  me — I  had  but  one  way  to 
execrate  myself — I  gave  notice — I  departed,  and  here  I  am." 

Having  wound  up  the  sentence,  the  speaker  leaned  forward 
and  spat  passionately  on  the  ground — a  pause  ensued,  which 
was  at  length  broken  by  the  same  speaker. 

"  Only  two  out  of  the  five,"  said  he,  reflectively,  "  only  two 
unprovided  with  sarvants." 

"  And  neither  of  'em,"  rejoined  Tom,  a  blunt  English 
groom,  "very  likely  to  want  one.  The  one  is  a  lawyer,  with  a 
hack  as  lean  as  himself,  and  more  holes,  I  warrant,  than  half- 
1  ence  in  his  breeches  pocket.  He's  out  a-looking  for  lodgings, 
I  take  it." 


1 2  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor" 

"He's  not  exactly  what  I  want,"  rejoined  the  little  man. 
"  What's  th'other  like  ?  '' 

"  A  gentleman,  every  inch,  or  Tm  no  judge,"  replied  the 
groom.  "  He  came  last  night,  and  as  likely  a  bit  of  horseflesh 
under  him  as  evor  my  two  hands  wisped  down.  He  chucked 
me  a  crown-piece  this  morning,  as  if  it  had  been  no  more  nor 
a  cockle  shell — he  did." 

"  By  gorra,  he'll  do  !  "exclaimed  the  little  man  energetically. 
"  It's  a  bargain — I'm  his  man." 

"Ay,  but  you  mayn't  answer,  brother  ;  he  mayn't  take  you," 
observed  Tom. 

"  Wait  a  bit— jist  wait  a  bit,  till  he  sees  me,"  replied  he  of 
the  blue  coat. 

"  Ay,  wait  a  bit,"  persevered  the  groom,  coolly — "  wait  a  bit, 
and  when  he  does  see  you,  it  strikes  me  wery  possible  he  mayn't 
like  your  cut.'' 

"  Not  like  my  cut  ! ''  exclaimed  the  little  man,  as  soon  as  he 
had  recovered  breath  ;  for  the  bare  supposition  of  such  an 
occurrence  involved  in  his  opinion  so  utter  and  astounding  a 
contradiction  of  all  the  laws  by  which  human  antipathies  and 
affections  are  supposed  to  be  regulated,  that  he  felt  for  a 
moment  as  if  his  whole  previous  existence  had  been  a  dream 
and  an  illusion.  "  Not  like  my  cut  I '' 

"  No,"  rejoined  the  groom,  with  perfect  imperturbability. 

The  little  man  deigned  no  other  reply  than  that  conveyed 
in  a  glance  of  the  most  inexpressible  contempt,  which, 
having  wandered  over  the  person  and  accoutrements  of 
the  unconscious  Tom,  at  length  settled  upon  his  own  lower 
extremities,  where  it  gradually  softened  into  a  gaze  of 
melancholy  complacency,  while  he  muttered,  with  a  pitying 
smile,  "Not  like  my  cut — not  like  it!"  and  then,  turning 
majestically  towards  the  groom,  he  observed,  with  laconic 
dignity, — 

"I  humbly  consave  the  gintleman  has  an  eye  in  his 
head." 

This  rebuke  had  hardly  been  administered  when  the  sub- 
ject of  their  conference  in  person  passed  from  the  inn  into  the 
street. 

"  There  he  goes,"  ob?erved  Tom. 

"  And  here  /go  after  him,"  added  the  candidate  for  a  place  ; 
and  in  a  moment  he  was  following  O'Connor  with  rapid  steps 
through  the  narrow  streets  of  the  town,  southward.  It 
occurred  to  him,  as  he  hurried  after  his  intended  master,  that 
it  might  not  be  amiss  to  defer  his  interview  until  they  were 
out  of  the  streets,  and  in  some  more  quiet  place ;  nor  in  all 
probability  would  he  have  disturbed  himself  at  all  to  follow 
the  young  gentleman,  were  it  not  that  even  in  the  transient 
glimpse  which  he  had  had  of  the  person  and  features  of 


The  Little  Man.  13 

O'Connor,  the  little  man  thought,  and  by  no  means  in- 
correctly, that  he  recognized  the  form  of  one  whom  he  had 
often  seen  before. 

"  That's  Mr.  O'Connor,  as  sure  as  my  name's  Larry  Toole," 
muttered  the  little  man,  half  out  of  breath  with  his  exertions — 
"  an'  it's  himself  '11  be  proud  to  get  me.  I  wondher  what  he's 
afther  now.  I'll  soon  see,  at  any  rate." 

Thus  communing  within  himself,  Larry  alternately  walked 
and  trotted  to  keep  the  chase  in  view.  He  might  very  easily 
have  come  up  with  the  object  of  his  pursuit,  for  on  reaching 
St.  Patrick's  Cathedral,  O'Connor  paused,  and  for  some 
minutes  contemplated  the  old  building.  Larry,  however,  did 
not  care  to  commence  his  intended  negotiation  in  the  street ; 
he  purposed  giving  him  rope  enough,  having,  in  truth,  no 
peculiar  object  in  following  him  a,t  that  precise  moment, 
beyond  the  gratification  of  an  idle  curiosity ;  he  therefore 
hung  back  until  O'Connor  was  again  in  motion,  when  he  once 
more  renewed  his  pursuit. 

O'Connor  had  soon  passed  the  smoky  precincts  of  the  town, 
and  was  now  walking  at  a  slackened  pace  among  the  green 
fields  and  the  trees,  all  clothed  in  the  rich  melancholy  hues  of 
early  autumn.     The  evening  sun   was  already  throwing  its 
mellow  tint  on  all  the  landscape,  and  the  lengthening  shadows 
told  how  far  the  day  was  spent.     In  the  transition  from  the 
bustle  of  a  town  to  the  lonely  quiet  of  the  country  at  eventide, 
and  especially  at  that  season  of  the  year  when  decay  begins  to 
sadden  the  beauties  of  nature,  there  is  something  at  once  sooth- 
ing and  unutterably  melancholy.     Leaving  behind  the  glare, 
and  dust,  and   hubbub  of  the  town,  who  has  not  felt  in  his 
inmost  heart  the  still  appeal  of  nature  ?    The  saddened  beauty 
of  sear  autumn,  enhanced  by  the  rich  and  subdued  light  of 
gorgeous  sunset — the  filmy  mist — the  stretching  shadows — 
the  serene  quiet,  broken  only  by  rural  sounds,  more  soothing 
even  than  silence — all  these,  contrasted  with  the  sounds  and 
sights  of  the  close,  restless  city,  speak  tenderly  and  solemnly 
to  the  heart  of  man  of  the  beauty  of  creation,  of  the  goodness 
of  God,  and,  along  with  these,  of  the  mournful  condition  of  all 
nature — change,    decay,    and    death.       Such    thoughts    and 
feelings,  stealing  in  succession  upon  the  heart,  touch,  one  by 
one,  the  springs  of  all  our  sublimest  sympathies,  and  fill  the 
mind  with  the  beautiful  sense  of  brotherhood,  under  God,  with 
all  nature.       Under  the    not  unpleasing  influence    of    such 
suggestions,  O'Connor  slackened  his  pace  to  a  slow  irregular 
walk,  which  sorely  tried  the  patience  of  honest  Larry  Toole. 

"  After  all,"  exclaimed  that  worthy,  "  it's  nothin'  more  nor 
less  than  an  evening  walk  he's  takin',  God  bless  the  mark  ! 
What  business  have  I  followin'  him  ?  unless — see — .sure 
enough  he's  takin'  the  short  cut  to  the  manor.  By  gorra,  t.  JB 


1 4  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor. " 

is  worth  mindin'— I  must  not  folly  him,  however— I  don't  want 
to  meet  the  family — so  here  I'll  plant  myself  until  sich  times 
as  he's  comin'  back  airain." 

So  saying,  Larry  Toole  clambered  to  the  top  of  the  grassy 
embankment  which  fenced  the  road,  and  seating  himself 
between  a  pair  of  aged  hawthorn  trees,  he  watched  young 
O'Connor  as  he  followed  the  wanderings  of  a  wild  bridle-road 
until  he  was  at  length  fairly  hidden  from  view  by  the  inter- 
vening trees  and  brushwood. 


CHAPTER  IV. 

A  SCARLET     HOOD     AMONG     THE     OLD      TREES— TEE     MANOR     OF 
MORLEY    COURT— AND    A  PEEP   INTO    AN    ANTIQUE   CHAMBER. 

THE  path  which  O'Connor  followed  was  one  of  those  quiet  and 
pleasant  by-roads  which,  in  defiance  of  what  are  called  im- 
provements, are  still  to  be  discovered  throughout  Ireland  here 
and  there,  in  some  unsuspected  region,  winding  their  green 
and  sequestered  ways  through  many  a  varied  scene  of  rural 
beauty ;  and,  unless  when  explored  by  some  chance  fisherman 
or  tourist,  unknown  to  all  except  the  poor  peasant  to  whose 
simple  conveniences  they  minister. 

Low  and  uneven  embankments,  overgrown  by  a  thousand 
kinds  of  weeds  and  wild  flowers  and  brushwood,  marked  the 
boundaries  of  this  rustic  pathway,  but  in  so  friendly  a  sort, 
and  with  so  little  jealousy  or  exclusion,  that  they  seemed 
designed  rather  to  lend  a  soft  and  sheltered  resting-place  to 
the  tired  traveller  than  to  check  the  wayward  excursions  of 
the  idle  rambler  into  the  merry  fields  and  woodlands  through, 
which  it  wound.  On  either  side  the  tall,  hoary  trees,  like 
time-worn  pillars,  reared  their  grey,  moss-grown  trunks  and 
arching  branches,  now  but  thinly  clothed  with  the  discoloured 
foliage  of  autumn,  and  casting  their  long  shadows  in  the 
evening  sun  far  over  the  sloping  and  unequal  sward.  The 
scene,  the  hour,  and  the  loneliness  of  the  place,  would  of  them- 
selves have  been  enough  to  induce  a  pensive  train  of  thought ; 
but,  beyond  the  silence  and  seclusion,  and  the  falling  of  the 
leaves  in  their  eternal  farewell,  and  all  the  other  touching 
signs  of  nature's  beautiful  decay,  there  were  deep  in  O'Connor'8 
"breast  recollections  and  passions  with  which  the  scene  before 
him  was  more  nearly  associated,  than  with  the  ordinary 
suggestions  of  fantastic  melancholy. 

At  some  distance  from  this  road,  and  half  hidden  among 
the  trees,  there  stood  an  old  and  extensive  building,  chiefly 


A  Scarlet  Hood.  1 5 

of  deep  red  brick,  presenting  many  and  varied  fronts  and 
quaint  gables,  antique-fashioned  casements,  and  whole  groups 
of  fantastic  chimneys,  sending  up  their  thin  curl  of  smoke  into 
the  still  air,  and  glinting  tall  and  red  in  the  declining  sun  ; 
while  the  dusky  hue  of  the  old  bricks  was  every  here  and  there 
concealed  under  rich  mantles  of  dark,  luxuriant  ivy,  which,  in 
some  parts  of  the  structure,  had  not  only  mounted  to  the 
summits  of  the  wall,  but  clambered,  in  rich  profusion,  over 
the  steep  roof,  and  even  to  the  very  chimney  tops.  This 
antique  building — rambling,  massive,  and  picturesque  in  no 
ordinary  degree — might  well  have  attracted  the  observation  of 
the  passer-by,  as  it  presented  in  succession,  through  the  irregu- 
lar vistas  of  the  rich  old  timber,  now  one  front,  now  another, 
alternately  hidden  and  revealed  as  the  point  of  observation 
was  removed.  But  the  eyes  of  O'Connor  sought  this  ancient 
mansion,  and  dwelt  upon  its  ever- varying  aspacts,  as  he  pur- 
sued his  way,  with  an  interest  more  deep  and  absorbing  than 
that  of  mere  curiosity  or  admiration ;  and  as  he  slowly 
followed  the  grass-grown  road,  a  thousand  emotions  and 
remembrances  came  crowding  upon  his  mind,  impetuous,  pas- 
sionate, and  wild,  but  all  tinged  with  a  melancholy  which  even 
the  strong  and  sanguine  heart  of  early  manhood  could  not 
overcome.  As  the  path  proceeded,  it  became  more  closely 
sheltered  by  the  wild  bushes  and  trees,  and  its  windings  grew 
more  wayward  and  frequent,  when  on  a  sudden,  from  behind  a 
screen  of  old  thorns  which  lay  a  little  in  advance,  a  noble  dog, 
of  the  true  old  Irish  wolf  breed,  came  bounding  towards  him, 
with  every  token  of  joy  and  welcome. 

"  Eover,  Rover — down,  boy,  down,"  said  the  stranger,  as  the 
huge  animal,  iu  his  boisterous  greeting,  leaped  upon  him 
again  and  again,  flinging  his  massive  paws  upon  his  shoulders, 
and  thrusting  his  cold  nose  into  his  bosom — "  down,  Rover, 
down." 

The  first  transport  of  welcome  past,  the  noble  dog  waited  to 
receive  from  his  old  friend  some  marks  of  recognition  in  return, 
and  then,  swinging  his  long  tail  from  side  to  side,  away  he 
sprang,  as  if  to  carry  the  joyful  tidings  to  the  companion  of 
his  evening  ramble. 

O'Connor  knew  that  some  of  those  whom  he  should  not 
have  chosen  to  meet  just  then  or  there  were  probably  within 
a  stone's  throw  of  the  spot  where  he  now  stood,  and  for  a 
moment  he  was  strongly  tempted  to  turn,  and,  if  so  it  might 
be,  unobserved  to  retrace  his  steps.  The  close  screen  of  wild 
trees  which  overshadowed  the  road  would  have  rendered  this 
design  easy  of  achievement;  but  while  he  was  upon  the  point 
of  turning  to  depart,  a  few  notes  of  some  wild  and  simple 
Irian  melody,  carelessly  lilted  by  a  voice  of  silvery  sweetness, 
floated  to  his  ear.  Every  cudeuoe  and  vibration  of  that  voice 


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The  "Cock  and  Anchor -." 


was  to  him  enchautment — he  could  not  choose  but  pause. 
The  sweet  sounds  were  interrupted  by  a  rustling  among  the 
withered  leaves  which  strewed  the  ground.  Again  the  fine  old 
dog  made  his  appearance,  dashing  joyously  along  the  path 
towards  him,  and  following  in  his  wake,  with  slow  and  gentle 
steps,  came  a  light  and  graceful  female  form.  On  her 
shoulders  rested  a  short  mantle  of  scarlet  cloth ;  the  hood  was 


thrown  partially  backward,  so  as  to  leave  the  rich  dark  ringlets 
to  float  freely  in  the  light  breeze  of  evening ;  the  faintest 
Hush  imaginable  tinged  the  clear  paleness  of  her  cheek,  giving 
to  her  exquisitely  beautiful  features  a  lustre,  whose  richness 
did  not,  however,  subdue  their  habitual  and  tender  melan- 
choly. The  moment  the  full  dark  eyes  of  the  girl  encountered 


A  Scarlet  Hood.  1 7 

O'Connor,  the  song  died  away  upon  her  lips — the  colour  fled 
from  her  cheeks,  and  as  instantaneously  the  sudden  paleness 
was  succeeded  by  a  blush  of  such  depth  and  brilliancy  as 
threw  far  into  shade  even  the  brightest  imagery  of  poetic 
fancy. 

"  Edmond  !  "  she  exclaimed,  in  a  tone  so  faint  and  low  as 
scarcely  to  reach  his  ear,  and  which  yet  thrilled  to  his  very 
heart. 

"Yes,  Mary — it  is,  indeed,  Edmond  O'Connor,"  answered 
he,  passionately  and  mournfully — "come,  after  long  years  of 
separation,  over  many  a  mile  of  sea  and  land — unlooked-for, 
and,  mayhap,  unwished-for—come  once  more  to  see  you,  and, 
in  seeing  you,  to  be  happy,  were  it  but  for  a  moment — come  to 
tell  you  that  he  L-ves  you  fondly,  passionately  as  ever — come 
to  ask  you,  dear,  dear  Mary,  if  you,  too,  are  unchanged  P  " 

As  he  thus  spoke,  standing  by  her  side,  O'Connor  gazed  on 
the  sad,  sweet  face  of  her  he  loved  so  well,  and  held  that  little 
hand,  which  he  would  have  given  worlds  to  call  his  own.  The 
beautiful  girl  was  too  artless  to  disguise  her  agitation.  She 
would  have  spoken,  but  the  effort  was  vain — the  tears 
gathered  in  her  dark  eyes,  and  fell  faster  and  faster,  till  at 
length  the  fruitless  struggle  ceased,  and  she  wept  long  and 
bitterly. 

"  Oh !  Edmond,"  said  she,  at  length,  raiding  her  eyes 
sorrowfully  and  fondly  to  O'Connor's  face — "what  has  called 
you  hither  ?  We  two  should  hardly  have  met  now  or  thus." 

*'  Dear  Mary,"  answered  he,  with  melancholy  fervour, 
"  since  last  I  held  this  loved  hand,  years  have  passed  away — 
three  long  years  and  more — in  which  we  two  have  never  met 
— in  which  you  scarce  have  even  heard  of  me.  Mary,  three 
years  bring  many  changes —changes  irreparable.  Time — 
which  has,  if  it  were  possible,  made  you  more  beautiful  even 
than  when  I  saw  you  last— may  yet  have  altered  earlier 
feelings,  and  turned  your  heart  from  me.  Were  it  so,  Marv, 
I  would  not  seek  to  blame  you.  I  am  not  so  vain — your  rank 
— your  great  attractions — your  surpissiag  beautv,  must  have 
won  many  admirers— drawn  many  suitors  round  you;  and  I 
— I,  amoug  all  these,  may  well  have  been  forgotten — I,  whose 
best  merit  is  but  in  loving  you  beyond  my  life.  I  will  not, 
then — I  will  not,  Mary,  ask  if  you  love  me  still :  but  coming 
thus  unbidden  and  unlooked-for,  am  I  forgiven — am  I  wel- 
come, Mary  ?  " 

The  artless  girl  looked  up  in  his  face  with  such  a  beautiful 
Bmile  of  trust  and  love  as  told  more  in  one  brief  moment  than 
language  could  in  volumes. 

"  Yes,  Mary,"  said  O'Connor,  reading  that  smile  aright, 
with  swelling  heart  and  proud  devotion  ;  "  yes,  Mary.  I  am 
remembered — you  are  still  my  own — my  own  :  true,  faithful, 

c 


1 8  7 he  "  Cock  and  A  nchor" 

unchanged,  in  spite  of  years  of  time  and  leagues  of  separa- 
tion ;  in  spite  of  all ! — my  tme-hearted,  my  adored,  my 
own ! " 

He  spoke;  and  in  ihe  fulness  of  their  hearts  they  were  both 
for  a  while  silent,  each  gazing  on  the  other  in  the  rapt  tender- 
ness of  long-tried  love — in  the  deep,  guileless  joj  of  this  chance 
meeting-. 

"  Hear  me,"  he  whispered,  lower  almost  than  the  murmur 
of  the  breeze  through  the  arching  boughs  above  them,  as  if 
fearful  that  even  a  breath  would  trouble  the  still  enchant- 
ment that  held  them  spell-bound  :  "hear  me,  for  I  have  much 
to  tell.  The  years  that  have  passed  since  I  spoke  to  you 
before  have  brought  to  me  their  store  of  good  and  ill,  of  sorrow 
and  of  hope.  I  have  many  things  to  tell  you,  Mary  ;  much 
that  gives  me  hope — the  cheeriest  hope— even  that  of  over- 
coming Sir  Eichard's  opposition !  Ay,  Mary,  reasonable 
hope;  and  why?  Because  I  urn  no  longer  poor:  an  old 
friend  of  my  father's,  Mr.  Audley,  has  taken  me  by  the  hand, 
adopted  me,  made  me  his  heir — the  heir  to  riches  and  posses- 
sions which  even  your  father  will  allow  to  be  considerable— 
which  he  well  may  think  enough  to  engage  his  prudence  in 
favour  of  our  union.  In  this  hope,  dearest,  I  am  here.  I 
daily  expect  the  arrival  of  my  generous  friend  and  benefactor; 
and  with  him  I  will  go  to  your  father  and  urge  my  suit  once 
more,  and  with  God's  blessing  at  last  prevail — but  hark  !  some 
one  comes." 

Even  while  he  spoke,  the  lovers  were  startled  by  the  sound 
of  voices  in  gay  colloquy,  approaching  along  the  quiet  by-road 
on  which  they  stood. 

"  Leave  me,  Edmond,  leave  me,"  said  the  beautiful  girl, 
with  earnest  entreaty ;  "  they  must  not  see  you  with  me 
now." 

"  Farewell  then,  dearest,  since  it  must  be  so,"  replied 
O'Connor,  as  he  pressed  her  hand  closely  in  his  own  ;  "  but 
meet  me  to-niorrow  evening — meet  me  by  the  old  gate  in  the 
beech-tree  walk,  at  the  hour  when  you  used  to  walk  therf. 
Nay,  refuse  me  not,  Mary.  Farewell,  farewell  till  then!" 
and  so  saying,  before  she  had  time  to  frame  an  answer,  he 
turned  from  her,  and  was  quickly  lost  among  the  trees  and 
underwood  which  skirted  the  pathway. 

In  the  speakers  who  approached,  the  young  lady  at  once 
recognized  her  brother,  Henry  Ashwoode,  and  Emily  Copland, 
her  pretty  cousin.  The  young  man  was  handsome  alike  in 
face  and  figure,  slightly  made,  and  bearing  in  his  carriage 
that  indescribable  air  of  aristocratic  birth  and  pretension 
which  sits  not  ungracefully  upon  a  handsome  person ;  his 
countenance,  too,  bore  a  striking  resemblance  to  that  of  his 
sister,  and,  allowing  for  the  difference  of  sex,  resembled  it  as 


A  Scarlet  Hood.  19 

nearly  as  any  countenance  which  had  never  expressed  a 
passion  but  such  as  had  its  aim  and  origin  alike  in  self,  could 
do.  He  was  dressed  in  the  extreme  of  the  prevailing  fashion ; 
and  altogether  his  outward  man  was  in  all  respects  such  as  to 
justify  his  acknowledged  pretensions  to  be  considered  one  of 
the  prettiest  men  in  the  then  gay  city  of  Dublin.  The  young 
lady  who  accompanied  him  was,  in  all  points  except  in  that  of 
years,  as  unlike  her  cousin,  Mary  Ashwoode,  as  one  pretty 
girl  could  well  be  to  another.  She  was  very  fair ;  had  a 
quick,  clear  eye,  which  carried  in  its  glance  sometning  more 
than  mere  mirth  or  vivacity;  an  animated  face,  with,  how- 
ever, something  of  a  bold,  and  at  times  even  of  a  haughty 
expression.  Laughing  and  chatting  in  light,  careless  gaiety, 
the  youthful  pair  approached  the  spot  where  Mary  Ashwoode 
stood. 

"  So,  so,  fair  sister,"  cried  the  young  man,  gaily, "  alone  and 
musing,  and  doubtless  melancholy.  Shall  we  venture  to 
approach  her,  Emily  ?  " 

Women  have  keener  eyes  in  small  matters  than  men  ;  and 
Miss  Copland  at  a  glance  perceived  her  fair  cousin's  flushed 
cheek  and  embarrassed  manner. 

"  Angels  and  ministers  of  grace  defend  us  ! "  cried  she  ; 
"  the  girl  has  certainly  seen  a  ghost  or  a  dragoon  officer." 

"  Neither,  I  assure  you,  cousin,"  replied  Miss  Ashwoode,  with 
an  effort;  "my  evening's  ramble  has  not  extended  beyond 
this  spot ;  and  as  yet  I've  seen  no  monster  more  alarming 
than  my  brother's  new  periwig." 

The  young  man  bowed. 

"Nay,  nay,"  cried  Miss  Copland,  "but  I  must  hear  it. 
There  certainly  is  some  awful  mystery  at  the  bottom  of  all 
these  conscious  looks ;  but  apropos  of  awful  mysteries,"  con- 
tinued she,  turning  to  young  Ashwoode,  half  in  pity  for  Mary's 
increasing  embarrassment;  "where  is  Major  O'Leary  ? 
What  has  become  of  your  amusing  old  uncle?  " 

"  That's  more  than  Jean  tell,"  replied  the  young  man  ;  "  I 
wash  my  hands  of  the  scapegrace.  I  know  nothing  of  him 
I  saw  him  for  a  moment  in  town  this  morning,  and  he  pro- 
mised, with  a  round  dozen  of  oaths,  to  be  out  to  dine  with  us 
to-day.  Thus  much  yon  know,  and  thus  much  I  know  ;  for  the 
rest,  having  sins  enough  of  my  own  to  carry,  as  I  said  before, 
I  wash  my  hands  of  him  and  his." 

"  Well,  now  remember,  Henry,"  continued  she,  "  I  make  it 
a  point  with  you  to  bring  him  out  here  to-morrow.  In  sober 
seriousness  I  can't  get  on  without  him.  It  is  a  melancholy 
and  a  terrible  truth,  but  still  one  which  I  feel  it  my  duty  to 
speak  boldly,  that  Major  O'Leary  is  the  only  gallant  and 
susceptible  man  in  the  family. 

"  Monstrous  assertion  P  "  exclaimed  the  young  man  ;  "  why, 
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20  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor" 

not  to  mention  myself,  the  acknowledged  pink  and  perfection 
of  everything  that  is  irresistible,  have  you  not  the  perfect 
command  of  my  worthy  cousin,  Arthur  Blake  ?  " 

"  !Now  don't  put  me  in  a  passion,  Henry,"  exclaimed  the 
girl.  "  How  dare  you  mention  that  wretch — that  irreclaimable, 
unredeemed  fox-hunter.  He  never  talks,  nor  thinks,  nor 
dreams  of  anything  but  dogs  and  badgers,  foxes  and  other 
vermin.  I  verily  believe  he  never  yet  was  seen  off  a  horse's 
back,  except  sometimes  in  a  stable — he  is  an  absolute  Irish 
centaur  I  And  then  his  odious  attempts  at  finery — his 
elaborate,  perverse  vulgarity — the  perpetual  pinching  and 
mincing  of  his  words  I  An  off-hand,  shameless  brogue  I  can 
endure — a  brogue  that  revels  and  riots,  and  defies  the  world 
like  your  uncle  O'Leary's,  I  can  respect  and  even  admire — but 
a  brogue  in  a  strait  waistcoat —  " 

"  Well,  well,"  rejoined  the  young  man,  laughing,  "though 
you  may  not  find  any  sprout  of  the  family  tree,  excepting 
Major  O'Leary,  worthy  to  contribute  to  your  laudable  require- 
ments ;  yet  surely  you  have  a  very  fair  catalogue  of  young 
and  able-bodied  gentlemen  among  our  neighbours.  What  say 
you  to  young  Lloyd — he  lives  within  a  stone's  throw.  He  is  a 
most  proper,  pious,  and  punctual  young  gentleman;  and 
would  make,  I  doubt  not,  a  most  devout  and  exemplary 
'  Cavalier  servente' " 

"  Worse  and  worse,"  cried  the  young  lady  despondingly  ; 
"the  most  domestic,  stupid,  affectionate,  invulnerable  wretch. 
He  never  flirts  out  of  his  own  family,  and  then,  for  charity  I 
believe,  with  the  oldest  and  ugliest.  He  is  the  very  person 
for  whose  special  case  the  rubric  provided  that  no  man  shall 
marry  his  grandmother." 

"  My  fair  cousin,"  replied  the  young  man,  laughing,  "  I 
see  you  are  hard  to  please.  Meanwhile,  sweet  ladies  both, 
let  me  remind  you  that  the  sun  has  just  set ;  we  must  make 
our  way  homeward — at  least  I  must.  By  the  way,  can  I  do 
anything  in  town  for  you  this  evening,  beyond  a  tender 
message  to  my  reverend  uncle?  " 

"Dear  me,"  exclaimed  Miss  Copland,  "you  have  not  passed 
an  evening  at  home  this  age.  What  can  you  want,  morning, 
noon,  and  night  in  that  smoky,  dirty  town  ?  " 

"  Why,  the  fact  is,  replied  the  young  man,  "  business  must 
be  done  ;  I  positively  must  attend  two  routs  to-night." 

"  Whose  routs— what  are  they  ?  "  inquired  the  young  lady. 

"  One  is  Mrs.  Tresham's,  the  other  Lady  Stukely's." 

"  I  guessed  that  ugly  old  kinswoman  of  mine  was  at  the 
bottom  of  it,"  exclaimed  the  young  lady  with  great  vivacity. 
"  Lady  Stukely — that  pompous,  old,  frightful  goose  ! — she  has 
laid  herself  out  to  seduce  you,  Harry;  but  don't  let  that 
dismay  you,  for  tea  to  one  if  you  fall,  she'll  make  an  honest 


A  Scarlet  Hood.  2 1 

man  of  you  in  the  end  and  marry  yon.  Only  think,  Mary, 
what  a  sister  you  shall  have,"  and  the  young  lady  laughed 
heartily,  and  then  added,  "  There  are  some  excellent,  worthy, 
abominable  people,  who  seem  made  expressly  to  put  one  in  a 
passion — perpetual  appeals  to  one's  virtuous  indignation. 
Now  do,  Henry,  for  goodness  sake,  if  a  matrimonial  catastrophe 
must  come,  choose  at  least  some  nymph  with  less  rouge  and 
wrinkles  than  poor  dear  Lady  Stukely." 

"  Kind  cousin,  thyself  shalt  choose  for  me,''  answered  the 
young  man  ;  "  but  pray,  suffer  me  to  Le  at  large  for  a  year  or 
two  more.  I  would  fain  live  and  breathe  a  little,  before  I  go 
down  into  the  matrimonial  pit  and  be  no  more  seen.  But  let 
us  mend  our  pace,  the  evening  tarns  chill.'3 

Thus  chatting  carelessly,  they  moved  towards  the  large 
brick  building  which  we  have  already  described,  embowered 
among  the  trees;  where  arrived,  the  young  man  forthwith 
applied  himself  to  prepare  for  a  night  of  dissipation,  and  the 
young  ladies  to  get  through  a  dull  evening  as  best  they  might. 

The  two  fair  cousins  sate  in  a  large,  old-fashioned  drawing- 
room  ;  the  walls  were  covered  with  elaborately-wrought 
tapestry  representing,  in  a  manner  sufficiently  grim  and 
alarming,  certain  scenes  from  Ovid's  Metamorphoses ;  a 
cheerful  fire  blazed  in  the  capacious  hearth ;  and  the  cumbrous 
mantelpiece  was  covered  with  those  grotesque  and  monstrous 
china  figures,  misnamed  ornaments,  which  were  then  beginning 
to  find  favour  in  the  eyes  of  fashion.  Abundance  of  richly 
carved  furniture  was  disposed  variously  throughout  the  room. 
The  young  ladies  sate  by  a  small  table  on  which  lay  some 
books  and  materials  for  work,  placed  near  the  fire.  They 
occupied  each  one  of  those  huge,  high-backed,  and  well- 
stufted  chairs  in  which  it  is  a  mystery  how  our  ancestors  could 
sit  and  remain  awake.  Both  were  silently  occupied  with 
their  own  busy  reflections;  and  it  was  not  until  the  rapid 
clank  of  the  horse's  hoofs  upon  the  pavement  underneath  the 
windows,  as  young  Ashwoode  started  upon  his  night  ride  to 
the  city,  rose  sharp  and  clear,  that  Miss  Copland,  waking 
from  her  reverie,  exclaimed, — 

"  Well,  sweet  coz,  were  ever  so  woebegone  and  desolate  a 
pair  of  damsels.  The  only  available  male  creature  in  the 
establishment,  with  the  exception  of  Sir  Eichard,  who  has 
actually  gone  to  bed,  has  fairly  turned  his  back  upon  us." 

"Dear  Emily,"  replied  her  cousin,  "pray  be  serious.  I 
wish  to  tell  you  what  has  passed  this  evening.  You  observed 
my  confusion  and  agitation  when  you  and  Henry  overtook  me." 

"Why,  to  be  sure  I  did,'' replied  the  young  lady;  "and 
now,  like  an  honest  coz,  you  are  going  to  tell  me  all  about  it.'' 
She  drew  her  chair  nearer  as  she  spoke.  "  Come,  my  dear, 
tell  me  everything — what  was  your  discovery  ?  Come,  now, 


22  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor." 

there's  a  good  girl,  do  confess."  So  saying  she  threw  one 
arm  round  her  cousin's  neck  and  laid  the  other  in  her  lap, 
looking  curiously  into  her  face  the  while. 

"  Oh  !  Emily,  I  have  seen  him  ! "  exclaimed  Miss  Ashwoode, 
with  an  effort. 

"  Seen  him  ! — seen  whom  ?— old  Nick,  if  I  may  judge  from 
your  looks.  Whom  have  you  seen,  dear?'5  eagerly  inquired 
Mis*  Copland. 

"  I  have  seen  Edmond  O'Connor,"  answered  she. 

"Edmond  O'Connor!"  repeated  the  girl  in  unfeigned 
surprise,  "why,  I  thought  he  was  in  France,  eating  frogs  and 
dancing  cotillons.  What  has  brought  him  here  P — why,  he'll  be 
taken  fora  spy  and  executed  on  the  spot.  But  seriously,  cau 
you  conceive  anything  more  rash  and  ill-judged  than  his 
coming  over  just  now  ?  " 

"  It  is  indeed,  I  greatly  fear,  very  rash,"  replied  the  young 
lady  ;  "  he  is  resolved  to  s-peak  with  my  father  once  more.'' 

*'  And  your  father  in  such  a  precious  ill-humour  just  at  this 
precise  moment,"  exclaimed  Miss  Copland.  "  I  never  was  so 
much  afraid  of  Sir  Richard  as  I  have  been  for  the  last  two 
days;  he  has  been  a  perfect  bruin — begging  your  pardon,  my 
dear  girl — but  even  you  must  admit,  let  filial  piety  and  all  the 
cardinal  virtues  say  what  they  will,  that  whenever  Sir 
Eichard  is  recovering  from  a  fit  of  the  gout  he  is  nothing 
short  of  a  perfect  monster.  1  wager  my  diamond  cross  to  a 
thimble,  that  he  breaks  the  poor  young  man's  head  the 
moment  he  comes  within  reach  of  him.  But  jesting  apart,  I 
i>ar,  my  dear  cousin,  that  my  uncle  is  in  no  mood  just  now 
to  listen  to  heroics." 

A  sharp  knocking  upon  the  floor  immediately  above  the 
chamber  in  which  the  young  ladies  sate,  interrupted  the  con- 
ference at  this  juncture. 

"There  is  my  father's  signal — he  wants  me,"  exclaimed 
Miss  Ashwoode,  and  rising  as  she  spoke,  without  more  ado 
she  ran  to  render  the  required  attendance. 

"  Strange  girl,"  exclaimed  Miss  Copland,  as  her  cousin's 
step  was  heard  ascending  the  stairs,  "  strange  girl  ! — she  is 
the  veriest  simpleton  I  ever  yet  encountered.  All  this  fuss 
to  marry  a  fellow  who  is,  in  plain  words,  little  better  than  a 
beggarman — a  good-looking  beggarman,  to  be  sure,  but  still 
a  beggar.  Oh,  Mary,  simple  Mary*!  I  am  very  much 
tempted  to  despise  you — there  is  certainly  something  wrong 
about  you !  I  hate  to  see  people  without  ambition  enougn. 
even  to  wish  to  keep  their  own  natural  position.  The  girl  is 
full  of  nonsense;  but  what's  that  to  me  ?  she'll  zmlearn  it  all 
one  day  ;  but  I'm  much  afraid,  simple  cousin,  a  little  too  late." 

Having  thus  soliloquized,  she  called  her  maid,  and  retired 
for  the  night  to  her  chamber. 


O'Connor's  Moonlight  Walk.  23 

CHAPTER  V. 

OF  O'CONNOR'S  MOONLIGHT  WALK  TO  THE  "  COCK  AND  ANCHOR," 
AND  WHAT  BEFELL  HIM  BY  THE  WAY. 

As  soon  as  O'Connor  had  made  some  little  way  from  the 
scene  of  his  sudden  and  agitating  interview  with  Miss  Ash- 
woode,  he  slackened  his  pace,  and  with  slow  steps  began  to 
retrace  his  way  toward  the  ciiy.  So  listless  and  interrupted 
was  his  progress,  that  the  sun  had  descended,  and  twilight  was 
fast  melting  into  darkness  before  he  reached  that  poiut  in  the 
road  at  which  diverged  the  sequestered  path  which  he  had 
followed.  As  he  approached  the  spot,  he  observed  a  small 
man,  with  a  pipe  in  bis  mouth,  and  his  person  arranged  in  an 
attitude  of  ease  and  graceful  negligence,  admirably  calcu- 
lated to  exhibit  the  symmetry  and  perfection  of  his  bodily 
proportions.  This  man  had  planted  himself  in  the  middle  of 
the  road,  HO  as  completely  to  command  the  pass,  and,  as  our 
reader  need  scarcely  be  informed,  was  no  other  than  Larry 
Toole — the  important  personage  to  whom  we  have  already  in- 
troduced him. 

As  O'Connor  approached,  Larry  advanced,  with  a  slow  and 
dignified  motion,  to  receive  him  :  and  removing  his  pipe  from 
his  mouth  with  a  nonchalant  air,  he  compressed  the  lighted 
contents  of  the  bowl  with  his  finger,  and  then  deposited  the 
utensil  in  his  coat  pocket,  at  the  same  time,  executing,  in 
a  very  becoming  manner,  his  most  courtly  bow.  Somewhat 
surprised,  and  by  no  means  pleasantly,  at  an  interruption  of  so 
unlooked-for  a  kind,  O'Connor  observed,  impatiently,  "  I  have 
neither  time  nor  temper,  friend,  to  suffer  delay  or  listen  to 
foolery  ;"  and  observing  that  Larry  was  preparing  to  follow 
him,  he  added  curtly,  "  I  desire  no  company,  sirrah,  and 
choose  to  be  alone." 

"An'  it's  exactly  because  you  wish  to  be  alone,  and  likes 
solitude,"  observed  the  little  man,  "  that  you  and  me  will 
shoot,  being  formed  by  the  bountiful  hand  iv  nature,  barrin'  a 
few  small  exceptions," — here  he  glanced  complacently  at  his 
right  leg,  which  was  a  little  in  advance  of  its  companion — "  as 
similiar  as  two  eggs'." 

Being  in  no  mood  to  tolerate,  far  less  to  encourage  this" 
annoying  intrusion,  O'Connor  pursued  his  way  at  a  quickened 
pace,  and  in  obstinate  silence,  and  in  a  little  time  exhibited 
a  total  and  very  mortifying  forgetfulness  of  Mr.  Toole's 
bodily  proximity.  That  gentleman,  however,  was  not  so 
easily  to  be  shaken  off — he  perseveringly  followed,  keeping  a 
pace  or  two  behind. 

"  It's  parfectly    unconthrovertible,"  pursued  that    worthy, 


24  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

with  considerable  solemnity  and  emphasis,  "and  at  laste  as 
plain  as  the  nose  on  your  face,  that  you  haven't  the  smallest 
taste  of  a  conciption  who  it  is  you're  spakin'  too,  Mr. 
O'Connor.' 

"And  pray  who  may  you  be,  friend  ?  "  inquired  he,  some- 
what surprised  at  being  thus  addressed  by  name. 

"  Who  else  would  I  be,  your  honour,"  rejoined  the  perse- 
vering applicant — "  who  else  could  I  be,  if  you  had  but  a 
erlimmer  iv  light  to  contemplate  my  forrum  and  fatures,  but 
Laurence  Toole — called  by  the  men  for  the  most  part  Misthur 
Toole,  and  (he  added  in  a  softened  tone)  by  the  girls  most 
commonly  designated  Larry." 

"Ha — Larry — Larry  Toole!"  exclaimed  O'Connor,  half 
reconciled  to  an  intrusion  up  to  that  moment  so  ill  endured. 
"  Well,  Larry,  tell  me  briefly  how  are  the  family  at  the 
manor,  yonder?" 

"  Why,  plase  your  honour,"  rejoined  Larry,  promptly,  "the 
ould  masthur,  that's  Sir  Richard,  is  much  oftener  gouty  than 
good-humoured,  and  more's  the  pity.  I  b'lieve  he's  breaking 
down  very  fast,  and  small  blame  to  him,  for  he  lived  hard, 
like  a  rale  honourable  gentleman.  An'  then,  the  young 
masthur,  that's  Masthur  Henry — but  you  didn't  know  him  so 
well — he's  getting  on  at  the  divil's  rate — scatt'ring  guineas 
like  small  shot.  They  say  he  plays  away  a  power  of  money  ; 
and  he  and  the  masthur  himself  has  often  hard  words  enough 
between  them  about  the  way  things  is  goin'  on ;  but  he  ates 
and  dhrinks  well,  an'  the  health  he  gets  is  as  'good  as  he 
wants  for  his  purposes." 

"  Well — but  your  young  mistress,"  suggested  O'Connor — 
"you  have  not  told  me  yet  how  Miss  Aghwoode  has  been 
ever  since.  How  have  her  health  and  spirits  been — has  she 
been  well  ?  " 

"  Mixed  middlin',  like  belly  bacon,"  replied  Mr.  Toole,  with 
an  air  of  profound  sympathy — "shilly-shally,  sir — off  an'  on, 
like  an  April  day — sometimes  atin'  her  victuals,  sometimes 
lavin'  them — no  sartainty.  I  think  the  ould  masthur's  gout 
and  crossness,  and  the  young  one's  vagaries,  is  frettin'  her ; 
and  it's  sorry  1  am  to  see  it.  An'  there's  Miss  Emily — that's 
JVJiss  Copland — a  rale  jovial  slip  iv  a  young  lady.  I  think 
you've  seen  her  once  or  twice  up  at  the  manor ;  but  now,  since 
her  father,  the  ould  General,  died,  she  is  stayin'  for  good  with 
the  family.  She's  a  fine  lady,  and  "  (drawing  close  to  O'Connor, 
and  speaking  with  very  significant  emphasis)  "  she  has  ten 
thousand  pounds  of  her  own — do  you  mind  me,  ten  thousand 
— it's  a  good  fortune — is  not  it,  sir  ?  " 

He  paused  for  a  moment,  and  receiving  no  answer,  which 
he  interpreted  as  a  sign  that  the  announcement  was  operatiug 
as  it  ought,  he  added  with  a  confidential  wink — 


O'Connor's  Moonlight  Walk.  25 

"  I  thought  I  might  as  well  put  you  up  to  it,  you  know,  for 
no  one  knows  where  a  blessin'  may  light." 

"  Larry,"  said  O'Connor,  after  a  considerable  silence,  some- 
what abruptly  and  suddenly  recollecting  the  presence  of  that 
little  person — "  if  you  have  aught  to  say  to  me,  speak  it 
quickly.  What  may  your  business  be  ?  " 

"  Why,  bir,"  replied  he,  "  the  long  and  short  of  it  is,  I  left 
Sir  Eichard  more  than  a  week  since.  Not  that  I  was  turned 
away — no,  Mr.  O'Connor,"  continued  Mr.  Toole,  with  edifying 
majesty,  "  no  sich  thing  at  all  in  the  wide  world.  My  resig- 
nation, sir,  was  the  fruit  of  my  own  solemn  convictions — for 
the  five  years  i  was  with  the  family,  I  had  no  comfort,  or  aise, 
or  pace.  I  may  as  well  spake  plain  to  you,  sir,  for  you,  like 
myself,  is  young  " — Mr.  Toole  was  certainly  at  the  wrong 
side  of  fifty — "  you  can  aisily  understand  me,  sir,  when  I  siy 
that  I'm  the  victim  iv  romance,  bad  cess  to  it — romance,  sir  ; 
my  buzzam,  sir,  was  always  open  to  tindher  impressions — im- 
pressions, sir,  that  came  into  it  as  natural  as  pigs  into  a 
pittaty  garden.  I  could  not  shut  them  out — the  short  and  the 
long  iv  it  is,  1  was  always  fallin'  in  love,  since  I  was  the  size 
iv  a  quart  pot— eternally  fallin'  in  love."  Mr.  Toole  sighed, 
and  then  resumed.  "  I  done  my  best  to  smother  my  emotions, 
but  passion,  sir,  young  and  ardent  passion,  is  impossible  to  be 
suppressed  :  you  might  as  well  be  trying  to  keep  strong  beer 
in  starred  bottles  durin'  the  pariod  iv  the  dog  days.  But  I 
never  knew  rightly  what  love  was  all  out,  in  rale,  terrible 
perfection,  antill  Mistress  Betsy  came  to  live  in  the  family. 
I'll  not  attempt  to  describe  her — it's  enough  to  say  she  fixed 
my  affections,  and  done  for  myself.  She  is  own  maid  to  the 
young  mistress.  I  need  not  expectorate  upon  the  progress 
iv  my  courtship — it's  quite  enough  to  observe,  that  for  a  consid- 
herable  time  my  path  was  strewed  with  flowers,  antil  a  young 
chap — an  English  bliggard,  one  Peter  Clout — an'  it's  many 'a 
the  clout  he  got,  the  Lord  be  thanked  for  that  same  ! — a  lump 
iv  a  chap  ten  times  as  ugly  as  the  divil,  and  without  more 
shapes  about  him  than  a  pound  ofcruds — an  impittant,  ignorant, 
presumptions,  bothered,  bosthoon — antil  this  gentleman — 

this  Misthur  Peter  Clout,  made  his  b y  appearance ;  then 

all  at  once  the  divil's  delight  began.  Betsy — the  lovely 
Betsy  Carey  -  the  lovely,  the  vartious,  the  beautiful,  and  the  ex- 
alted— began  to  play  thricks.  I  know  she  was  in  love  with  me 
— over  head  and  ears,  as  bad  as  myself — but  woman  is  a 
m)starious  agent,  an'  bangs  Banagher.  Long  as  I've  been 
larnin',  I  never  could  larn  why  it  is  they  take  delight  in  tor- 
mentin'  the  tindher-hearted." 

This  reflection  was  uttered  in  a  tone  of  tender  woe,  and  the 
speaker  paused  for  some  symptom  of  assent  from  his  auditor. 
It  is,  however,  hardly  necessary  to  say  that  he  paused  in  vain. 


26  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor" 

O'Connor  had  enough  to  occupy  his  mind ;  and  so  far  from 
listening  to  his  companion's  narrative,  he  was  scarcely  con- 
scious that  Mr.  Toole,  in  bodily  presence,  was  walking  beside 
him.  That  "  tindher-hearted"  individual  accordingly  re- 
sumed the  thread  of  his  discourse. 

"  Bat,  at  any  rate,  she  laid  herself  out  to  make  me  jealous 
of  Peter  Clout ;  and,  with  the  blessin'  iv  the  divil,  she  suc- 
ceeded complately.  Things  were  going  on  this  way — she 
lettin'  OD  to  be  mighty  fond  iv  Peter,  an'  me  gettin'  angrier 
an'  angrier,  and  Mr.  Clout  more  an'  more  impittent  every  day, 
antill  I  seen  there  was  no  use  in  purtendin' ;  so  one  mornin' 
when  we  were  both  of  us — myself  and  Mr.  Peter  Clout — 
clainin'  up  the  things  in  the  pantry,  I  thought  I  might  as 
well  have  a  bit  iv  discourse  with  him — when  I  seen,  do  ye 
mind,  there  was  no  use  in  mortifyin'  the  chap  with  con- 
tempt, for  I  did  not  spake  to  him,  good,  bad,  or  indifferent,  for 
more  than  a  fortnight,  an'  he  was  so  ignorant  and  unmannerly 
he  never  noticed  the  differ.  When  I  seen  there  was  no  use  in 
keepin'  him  at  a  distance,  says  I  to  him  one  day  in  the 
panthry — '  Mr.  Clout,'  says  I,  '  your  conduct  in  regard  iv  some 
persons  in  this  house,'  says  I,  '  is  iv  a  description  that  may  be 
shuitable  to  the  English  spalpeens,'  says  I,  '  but  is  about  as 
like  the  conduct  of  a  gintleman,'  says  I,  *  asblackin'is  to  plate 
powder.'  So  he  turns  round,  an'  he  looks  at  me  as  if  I  was  a 
Pollyphamius.  '  Mind  your  work,'  says  I,  '  young  man,  an* 
don't  be  lookin'  at  me  as  if  I  was  a  hathian  godess,'  says  I. 
'  It's  Mr.  Toole  that's  speakin'  to  you,  an'  you  betther  mind 
•what  he  says.  The  long  an'  the  short  iv  it  is,  I  don't  like 
you  to  be  hugger-muggering  with  a  sartain  delicate  famale  in 
this  establishment ;  an'  it'  I  catch  you  talkin'  any  more  to 
Misthress  Betsy  Carey,  I  give  you  i'air  notice,  it's  at  your 
own  apparel.  Beware  of  me — for  as  sure  as  you  don't  behave 
to  my  likin',  you  might  as  well  be  in  the  one  panthry  with  a 
hyania,'  says  J,  an'  it  was  thrue  for  me,  an'  it  was  the  same 
way  with  my  father  before  me,  an'  all  the  Tooles  up  to  the 
time  of  Noah's  ark.  In  pace  I'm  a  turtle-dove  all  out;  but 
once  I'm  riz,  I'm  a  rale  tarin'  vulture." 

Here  Mr.  Toole  paused  to  call  up  a  look,  and  after  a  grim 
shake  of  the  head,  he  resumed. 

"Things  went  on  aisy  enough  for  a  day  or  two,  antill  I 
happened  to  walk  into  the  sarvants'  hall,  an'  who  should  I  see 
but  Mr.  Clout  sittin'  on  the  same  stool  with  Misthriss  Betsy, 
an'  his  arm  round  her  waist — so  when  I  see  that,  before  any 
iv  them  could  come  between  us,  with  the  fair  madness  1  made 
one  jump  at  him,  an'  we  both  had  one  another  by  the  windpipe 
before  yon'd  have  time  to  bless  yourself.  Well,  round  an' 
round  we  went,  rowlin'  with  our  heads  and  backs  agin  the 
•walls,  an'  divil  a  spot  of  us  but  was  black  an'  blue,  antill  we 


O'Connor's  Moonlight  Walk.  .  27 

kem  to  the  chimney ;  an'  sure  enough  when  we  did,  down  we 
rowled  both  together,  glory  be  to  God  !  into  the  fire,  an'  upset 
a  kittle  iv  wather  on  top  iv  us  ;  an'  with  that  there  was  sich  a 
screechin'  among  the  women,  an'  maybe  a  small  taste  from 
ourselves,  that  the  masthur  kem  in,  an'  if  he  didn't  lay  on  us 
with  his  walkin'  stick  it's  no  matter ;  but,  at  any  rate,  as  soon 
as  we  recovered  from  the  scaldin'  an'  the  bruises. /retired,  an* 
the  English  chap  was  turned  away  ;  an'  that's  the  whole  story, 
an'  I  tuk  my  oath  that  I'll  never  go  into  earvice  in  a  family 
again.  I  can't  make  any  hand  of  women — they're  made  for 
desthroyin'  all  sorts  iv  pace  iv  mind — they're  etarnally  triflin' 
with  the  most  sarious  and  sacred  emotions.  I'll  never  sarve 
any  but  single  gentlemen  from  this  out,  if  I  was  to  be  sacri- 
ficed for  it — never  a  bit,  by  the  hokey  ! '' 

So  saying,  Mr.  Toole,  haying,  in  the  course  of  his  harangue, 
reproduced  his  pipe  from  his  pocket,  with  a  view  to  flourish  it 
in  emphatic  accompaniment  with  the  cadences  of  his  voice, 
smote  the  bowl  of  it  upon  the  edge  of  his  cocked  hat,  which  he 
held  in  his  hand,  with  so  much  passion,  that  the  head  of  the 
pipe  flew  across  the  road,  and  was  for  ever  lost  among  the 
docks  and  nettles.  One  glance  he  deigned  to  the  stump  which 
remained  in  his  hand,  and  then,  with  an  air  of  romantic  reck- 
lessness which  laughs  at  all  sacrifices,  he  flung  it  disdainfully 
from  him,  clapped  his  cocked  hat  upon  his  head  with  a 
vehemence  which  brought  it  nearly  to  the  bridge  of  his 
nose,  and,  planting  his  hands  in  his  breeches  pockets,  he 
glanced  at  the  stars  with  a  scowl  which,  if  they  take  any 
note  of  things  terrestrial,  must  have  filled  them  with  alarm. 

Suddenly  recollecting  himself,  Mr.  Toole  perceived  that  his 
intended  master,  having  walked  on,  had  left  him  considerably 
behind ;  he  therefore  put  himself  into  an.  easy  amble,  which 
speedily  brought  him  up  with  the  chase. 

"  Mr.  O'Connor,  plase  your  honour,"  he  exclaimed,  "  sure 
it's  not  possible  it's  groin'  to  lave  me  behind  you  are,  an'  me 
so  proud  iv  your  company ;  an',  moreover,  after  axin'  you  for 
a  situation  — that  is,  always  supposin'  you  want  the  sarvices  iv 
a  rale  dashiu'  young  fellow,  that's  up  to  everything,  an' 
willing  to  sarve  you  in  any  incapacity.  An'  by  gorra,  sir," 
continued  he,  pathetically,  "  it's  next  door  to  a  charity  to  take 
me,  for  I've  but  one  crown  in  the  wide  world  left,  an'  I  must 
change  it  to-night ;  an'  once  I  change  money,  the  shillin's  makes 
off  with  themselves  like  a  hat  full  of  sparrows  into  the  elements, 
the  Lord  knows  where.'' 

With  a  desolate  recklessness,  he  chucked  the  crown-piece  into 
the  air,  caught  it  in  his  palm,  and  walked  silently  on. 

"Well,  well,'' said  O'Connor,  "if  you  choose  to  make  so 
uncertain  an  engagement  as  for  the  term  of  my  stay  in, 
Dublin,  you  are  welcome  to  be  my  servant  tor  so  long." 


28  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchorl ' 

"It's  a  bargain,"  shouted  Mr.  Toole— "  a ^  bargain,  plase 
your  honour,  done  and  done  on  both,  sides.  I'm  your  man — 
hurra  ! " 

They  had  already  entered  the  suburbs,  and  before  many 
minutes  were  involved  in  the  dark  and  narrow  streets, 
threading  their  way,  as  best  they  might,  toward  the  genial 
harbourage  cf  the  '•  Cock  and  Anchor." 


CHAPTER   VI. 

THE     SOLDIEK  — TUB     NIGHT     RAMBLE  — AND     THE     WINDOW     THAT 
LET    IN    MOKE    THAN    THE    MOONLIGHT. 

SHOUT  as  had  been  O'Connor's  sojourn,  it  nevertheless  had 
b^en  sufficiently  long  to  satisfy  mine  host  of  the  "Cock  and 
Anchor/'  an  acute  observer  in  such  particulars,  that  whatever 
his  object  might  have  been  in  avoiding  the  more  fashionably 
frequented  inns  of  the  city,  economy  at  least  had  no  share  in 
his  motive.  O'Connor,  therefore,  had  hardly  entered  the  public 
room  of  the  inn,  when  a  servant  respectfully  informed  him 
that  a  private  chamber  was  prepared  for  his  reception,  if  he 
desired  to  occupy  it.  The  proposition  suited  well  with  his 
temper  at  the  minute,  and  with  all  alacrity  he  followed  the 
waiter,  who  bowed  him  upstairs  and  through  a  dingy  passage 
into  a  room  whose  claims,  if  not  to  elegance,  at  least  to  com- 
fort, could  hardly  have  been  equalled,  certainly  not  excelled, 
by  the  more  luxurious  pretensions  of  most  modern  hotels. 

It  was  a  large,  capacious  chamber,  nearly  square,  wainscoted 
with  dark  shining  wood,  and  decorated  with  certain  dingy  old 
pictures,  which  might  have  been,  for  anything  to  the  contrary, 
appearing  in  so  uncertain  a  light,  chef*  d'ceuvre  of  the  mighty 
masters  of  the  olden  time  :  at  all  events,  they  looked  as  warm 
and  comfortable  as  if  they  were.  The  hearth  was  broad,  deep, 
and  high  enough  to  stable  a  Kerry  pony,  and  was  surmounted 
by  a  massive  stone  mantelpiece,  rudely  but  richly  carved — 
abundance  of  old  furniture — tables,  at  which  the  saintly 
Cromwell  might  have  smoked  and  boozed,  and  chairs  old 
enough  to  have  supported  Sir  Walter  Raleigh  himself,  were 
disposed  about  the  room  with  a  profuseness  which  argued  no 
niggard  hospitality.  A  pair  of  wax-lights  burned  cheerily 
upon  a  table  beside  the  bright  crackling  fire  which  blazed  in 
the  huge  cavity  of  the  hearth  ;  and  O'Connor  threw  himself 
into  one  of  those  cumbrous,  tall-backed,  and  well-stuffed 
chairs,  which  are  in  themselves  more  potent  invitations  to  the 


The  Soldier.  29 

sweet  illusive  visitings  from  the  world  of  fancy  and  of  dreams 
than  all  the  drugs  or  weeds  of  eastern  climes.  Thus  suffering 
all  his  material  nature  to  rest  in  absolute  repos<%  he  loosed  at 
once  the  reins  of  imagination  and  memory,  and  yielded  up  his 
mind  luxuriously  to  their  mingled  realities  and  illusions. 

He  may  have  been,  perhaps,  for  two  or  three  hours  employed 
thus  listlessly  in  chewing  the  cud  of  sweet  and  bitter  fancy, 
when  his  meditations  were  interrupted  by  a  brisk  step  upon 
the  passage  leading  to  the  apartment  in  which  he  sate, 
instantly  succeeded  by  as  brisk  a  knocking  at  the  chamber 
door  itself. 

"  Is  this  Mr.  O'Connor's  chamber  ?  "  inquired  a  voice  of 
peculiar  richness,  intonated  not  unpleasingly  with  a  certain 
melodious  modification  of  the  brogue,  bespeaking  a  sort  of 
passionate  devil-may-carishness  which  they  say  in  the  good 
old  times  wrought  grievous  havoc  among  womankind.  The 
summons  was  promptly  answered  by  an  invitation  to  enter ; 
and  forthwith  the  door  opened,  and  a  comely  man  stepped 
into  the  room.  The  stranger  might  have  seen  some  fifty  or 
sixty  summers,  or  even  more;  for  his  was  one  of  those  joyous, 
good-humoured,  rubicund  visages,  upon  which  time  vainly 
tries  to  write  a  wrinkle.  His  frame  was  robust  and  upright, 
his  stature  tall,  and  there  was  in  his  carriage  something  not 
exactly  a  swagger  (for  with  all  his  oddities,  the  stranger  was 
evidently  a  gentleman),  but  a  certain  rollicking  carelessness, 
which  irresistibly  conveyed  the  character  of  a  reckless,  head- 
long good-humour  and  daring,  to  which  nothing  could  come 
amiss.  In  the  hale  and  jolly  features,  which  many  would  have 
pronounced  handsome,  were  written,  in  characters  which  none 
could  mistake,  the  prevailing  qualities  of  the  man — a  gay  and 
sparkling  eye,  in  which  lived  the  very  soul  of  convivial  jollity, 
harmonized  right  pleasantly  with  a  smile,  no  less  of  archness 
than  bonhomie,  and  in  the  brow  there  was  a  certain  inde- 
scribable cock,  which  looked  half  pugnacious  and  half  comic. 
On  the  whole,  the  stranger,  to  judge  by  his  outward  man,  was 
precisely  the  person  to  take  his  share  in  a  spree,  be  the  same 
in  joke  or  earnest — to  tell  a  good  story— finish  a  good  bottle — 
share  his  last  guinea  with  you — or  blow  your  brains  out,  as 
the  occasion  might  require.  He  was  arrayed  in  a  full  suit  of 
regimentals,  and  taken  for  all  in  all,  one  need  hardly  have 
desired  a  better  sample  of  the  dashing,  light-hearted,  dare- 
devil Irish  soldier  of  more  than  a  century  since. 

"  Ah !  Major  O'Leary,"  cried  O'Connor,  starting  from  hia 
seat,  and  grasping  the  soldier's  hand,  "  I  am  truly  glad  to 
see  you ;  you  are  the  very  man  of  all  others  I  most  require 
at  this  moment.  I  was  just  about  to  have  a  fit  of  the  blue 
devils." 

''Blue  devils!"  exclaimed   the  major;    "don't  talk  to  a 


30  The  "Cock  and  Anchor'' 

youngster  like  me  of  any  such  infernal  beings  ;  but  tell  me 
how  you  are,  every  inch  of  you,  and  what  brings  you 
here?" 

"I  never  was  better;  and  as  to  my  business,"  replied 
O'Connor,  "  it  is  too  long  and  too  dull  a  story  to  tell  you  just 
now;  but  in  the  meantime,  let  us  have  a  glass  of  Burgundy  ; 
mine  host  of  the  'Cock  and  Anchor' boasts  a  very  peculiar 
cellar."  So  saying,  O'Connor  proceeded  to  issue  the  requisite 
order. 

"  That  does  he,  by  my  soul ! "  replied  the  major,  with 
alacrity  ;  "  and  for  that  express  reason  I  invariably  make  it  a 
point  to  renew  my  friendly  intimacy  with  its  contents  when- 
ever I  visit  the  metropolis.  But  I  can't  stay  more  than  five 
minutes,  so  proceed  to  operations  with  all  dispatch." 

'•And  why  all  this  hurry?"  inquired  O'Connor.  "Where 
need  you  go  at  this  hour  ?  " 

"  Faith,  I  don't  precisely  know  myself,"  rejoined  the  soldier; 
"but  I've  a  strong  impression  that  my  evil  genius  has  con- 
trived a  scheme  to  inveigle  me  into  a  cock-pit  not  a  hundred 
miles  away." 

"I'm  sorry  for  it,  with  all  my  heart,  Major,"  replied 
O'Connor,  *'  since  it  robs  me  of  your  company." 

"  Nay,  you  must  positively  come  along  with  me,"  resumed 
the  major  ;  "  I  sip  my  Burgundy  on  these  express  conditions. 
Don't  leave  me  at  these  years  without  a  mentor.  I  rely  upon 
your  prudence  and  experience;  if  you  turn  me  loose  upon 
the  town  to-night,  without  a  moral  guide,  upon  my  con- 
science, you  have  a  great  deal  to  answer  for.  I  may  be  fleeced 
in  a  hell,  or  milled  in  a  row ;  and  if  I  fall  in  with  female 
society,  by  the,  powers  of  celibacy!  I  can't  answer  for  the 
consequences." 

"  Sooth  to  say,  Major,"  rejoined  O'Connor,  "  I'm  in  no  mood 
for  mirth." 

"  Come,  come  !  never  look  so  glum,  insisted  his  visitor. 
"  Remember  1  have  arrived  at  years  of  ^discretion,  and  must 
be  looked  after.  Man's  life,  my  dear  fellow,  naturally  divides 
itself  into  three  great  stages ;  the  first  is  that  in  which  the 
youthful  disciple  is  carefully  instructing  his  mind,  and  pre- 
paring his  moral  faculties,  in  silence,  for  all  sorts  of  villainy— 
this  is  the  season  of  youth  and  innocence  ;  the  second  is  that 
in  which  he  practises  all  kinds  of  rascality — and  this  is  the 
flower  of  manhood,  or  the  prime  of  life  ;  the  third  and  last  is 
that  in  which  he  strives  to  make  his  soul — and  this  is  the 
period  of  dotage.  Now,  you  see,  my  dear  O'Connor,  I  have 
unfortunately  arrived  at  the  prime  of  life,  while  you  are  still 
in  the  enjoyment  of  youth  and  innocence;  I  am  practising 
what  you  are  plotting.  You  are,  unfortunately  for  yourself, 
a  degree  more  sober  than  I ;  you  can  therefore  take  care  that 


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I  sin  with  due  discretion — permit  me  to  rob  or  murder,  without 
being  robbed  or  murdered  in  return." 

Ht-re  the  major  filled  and  quaffed  another  glass,  and  then 
continued, — 

"In  short,  I  am — to  apeak  in  all  solemnity  and  sobriety — 
so  drunk,  that  it's  a  miracle  how  I  mounted  these  rascally 
stairs  without  breaking  my  neck.  I  have  no  distinct  recol- 
lection of  the  passage,  except  that  I  kissed  some  old  hunks 
instead  of  the  chamber-maid,  and  pulled  his  nose  in  revenge. 
I  solemnly  declare  I  can  neither  walk  nor  think  without 
assistance ;  my  heels  and  head  are  inclined  to  change  places, 
and  I  can't  tell  the  moment  the  body  politic  may  be  capsized. 
I  have  no  respect  in  the  world  for  my  intellectual  or  physical 
endowments  at  this  particular  crisis  ;  my  sight  is  so  infernally 
acute  that  I  see  all  surrounding  objects  considerably  augmented 
in  number  ;  my  legs  have  asserted  their  independence,  and 
perform  '  Sir  .Roger  de  Coverley,'  altogether  unsolicited  ; 
jind  my  memory  and  other  small  mental  faculties  have  retired 
for  the  night.  Under  those  melancholy  circumstances,  my 
dear  fellow,  you  surely  won't  refuse  me  the  consolation  of 
your  guidance.'' 

"  Had  not  you  better,  my  dear  Major,"  said  O'Connor, 
"  remain  with  me  quietly  here  for  the  night,  out  of  the  reach  of 
sharks  and  sharpers,  male  and  female?  You  shall  have  claret 
or  Burgundy,  which  you  please — enough  to  fill  a  skin  !  " 

"  I  can't  hold  more  than  a  bottle  additional,"  replied  the 
major,  regretfully,  "  if  I  can  even  do  that ;  so  you  see  I'm 
bereft  of  domestic  resources,  and  must  look  abroad  for  occu- 
pation. The  fact  is,  I  expect  to  meet  one  or  two  fellows  whom 
I  want  to  see,  at  the  place  I've  named ;  so  if  you  can  come 
along  with  me,  and  keep  me  from  falling  into  the  gutters,  or 
any  other  indiscretion  by  the  way,  upon  my  conscience,  you 
will  confer  a  serious  obligation  on  me." 

O'Connor  plainly  perceived  that  although  the  major's  state- 
ment had  been  somewhat  overcharged,  yet  that  his  admissions 
were  not  altogether  fanciful ;  there  were  in  the  gallant 
gentleman's  face  certain  symptoms  of  recent  conviviality 
which  were  not  to  be  mistaken — a  perceptible  roll  of  the  eye, 
and  a  slight  screwing  of  the  lips,  which  peculiarities,  along 
with  the  faintest  possible  approximation  to  a  hiccough,  and  a 
gentle  see-saw  vibration  of  his  stalwart  person,  were  indi- 
cations highly  corroborative  of  the  general  veracity  of  his 
confessions.  Seeing  that,  in  good  earnest,  the  major  was 
not  precisely  in  a  condition  to  be  trusted  with  the  manage- 
ment of  anything  pertaining  to  himself  or  others,  O'Connor 
at  once  resolved  to  see  him,  if  possible,  safely  through  his 
excursion,  if  after  the  discussion  of  the  wine  which  was  now 
before  them,  he  should  persevere  in  his  fancy  for  a  night 


32  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

ramble.  They  therefore  sate  down  together  in  harmonious 
fellowship,  to  discuss  the  flasks  which  stood  upon  the  board. 

O'Connor  was  about  to  fill  his  guest's  glass  for  the  tenth 
or  twelfth  time,  when  the  major  suddenly  ejaculated, — 

"  Halt !  ground  arms  !  I  can  no  more.  Why,  you  hardened 
young  reprobate,  it's  not  to  make  me  drank  you're  trying  ?  I 
must  keep  senses  enough  to  behave  like  a  Christian  at  the 
cock-fight ;  and,  upon  my  soul !  I've  very  little  rationality  to 
spare  at  this  minute.  Put  on  your  hat,  and  come  without 
delay,  before  I'm  fairly  extinguished." 

O'Connor  accordingly  donned  his  hat  and  cloak,  and 
yielding  the  major  the  double  support  of  his  arm  on  the  one 
side,  and  of  the  banisters  on  the  other,  he  conducted  him 
sat'ely  down  the  stairs,  and  with  wonderful  steadiness,  all 
things  considered,  they  entered  the  street,  whence,  under 
the  major's  direction,  they  pursued  their  way.  After  a  silence 
of  a  few  minutes,  that  military  functionary  exclaimed,  with 
much  gravity, — 

"  I'm  a  great  social  philosopher,  a  great  observer,  and  one 
who  looks  quite  through  the  deeds  of  men.  My  dear  boy, 
believe  me,  this  country  is  in  the  process  of  a  great  moral 
reformation ;  hospitality — which  I  take  to  be  the  first,  and  the 
last,  and  the  only  one  of  all  the  virtues  of  a  bishop  which  is  fit 
for  the  practice  of  a  gentleman — hospitality,  my  dear  O'Connor, 
is  rapidly  approaching  to  a  climax  in  this  country.  I  remem- 
ber, when  I  was  a  little  boy,  a  gentleman  might  pay  a  visit 
of  a  week  or  so  to  another  in  the  country,  and  be  all  the  time 
nothing  more  than  tipsy — tipsy  merely.  However,  matters 
gradually  improved,  and  that  stage  which  philosophers  techni- 
cally term  simple  drunkenness,  became  the  standard  of  hospi- 
tality. This  passed  away,  and  the  sense  of  the  country,  in  its 
silent  but  irresistible  operation,  has  substituted  blind  drunken- 
ness ;  and  in  the  prophetic  spirit  of  sublime  philosophy,  I 
foresee  the  arrival  of  that  time  when  no  man  can  escape  the 
fangs  of  hospitality  upon  any  conditions  short  of  brain  fever 
or  delirium  tremens." 

As  the  major  delivered  this  philosophic  discourse,  he  led 
O'Connor  through  several  obscure  streets  and  narrow  lanes, 
till  at  length  he  paused  in  one  of  the  very  narrowest  and 
darkest  before  a  dingy  brick  house,  whose  lower  windows  were 
secured  with  heavy  bars  of  iron.  The  door,  which  was  so 
incrusted  with  dirt  and  dust  that  the  original  paint  was  hardly 
anywhere  discernible,  stood  ajar,  and  within  burned  a  feeble 
and  ominous  light,  so  faint  and  murky,  that  it  seemed  fearful 
of  disclosing  the  deeds  and  forms  which  itself  was  forced  to 
behold.  Into  this  dim  and  suspicious-looking  place  the  major 
walked,  closely  followed  by  O'Connor.  In  the  hall  he  was 
encountered  by  a  huge  savage-looking  fellow,  who  raised  his 


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squalid  form  lazily  from  a  bench  which  rested  against  the  wall 
at  the  further  end,  and  in  a  low,  grutf'  voice,  like  the  incipient 
growl  ot  a  roused  watch-dog,  inquired  what  they  wanted 
there. 

"Why,  Mr.  Creigan,  dou't  you  know  Major  O'Leary?" 
inquired  that  gentleman.  "I  and  a  friend  have  business 
here." 

The  man  muttered  something  in  the  way  of  apology,  and 
opening  the  dingy  lantern  in  which  burned  the  wretched 
tallow  candle  which  half  lighted  the  place,  he  snuffed  it 
with  his  tinger  and  thumb,  and  while  so  doing,  desired  the 
major  to  proceed.  Accordingly,  with  the  precision  of  one 
who  was  familiar  with  every  turn  of  the  place,  the  gallant 
officer  led  O'Connor  through  several  rooms,  lighted  in  the 
same  dim  and  shabby  way,  into  a  corridor  leading  directly 
to  the  rearward  of  the  house,  and  connecting  it  with  gome 
other  detached  building.  As  they  threaded  this  long  passage, 
the  major  turned  towards  O'Connor,  who  followed  him,  and 
whispered, — 

"Did  you  mark  that  ill-looking  fellow  in  the  hall  ?  Poor 
Creigan  ! — a  gentleman  ! — would  you  think  it? — a  gentleman 
by  birth,  and  with  a  snug  property,  too — four  hundred  good 
pounds  a  year,  and  more — all  gone,  like  last  year's  snow, 
chiefly  here  in  backing  mains  of  his  own  !  poor  dog !  1 
remember  him  one  of  the  best  dressed  men  on  town,  and 
now  he's  fain  to  pick  up  a  few  shillings  by  the  week  in  the 
place  where  he  lott  his  thousands ;  this  is  the  state  of 
man  ! " 

As  he  spoke  thus,  they  had  reached  the  end  of  the  passage. 
The  major  opened  the  door  which  terminated  the  corridor,  and 
thus  displayed  a  scene  which,  though  commonplace  enough  in 
its  ingredients,  was,  nevertheless,  in  its  coup  d'oeil,  sufficiently 
striking.  In  the  centre  of  a  capacious  and  ill-n'nished  cham- 
ber stood  a  circular  platform,  with  a  high  ledge  running 
round  it.  This  arena,  some  fourteen  feet  in  diameter,  was 
surrounded  by  circular  benches,  which  rose  one  outside  the 
other,  in  parallel  tiers,  to  the  wall.  Upon  these  seats  were 
crowded  some  hundreds  of  men — a  strange  mixture  ;  gentle- 
men of  birth  and  honour  sate  side  by  side  with  notorious 
swindlers;  noblemen  withcoalheavers;  simpletons  with  sharks; 
the  unkempt,  greasy  locks  of  squalid  destitution  mingled  in 
the  curls  of  the  patrician  periwig;  aristocratic  lace  and 
embroidery  were  rubbed  by  the  dusty  shoulders  of  draymen 
and  potbovs  ; — all  these  gross  and  glaring  contrarieties  recon- 
ciled and  bound  together  by  one  hellish  sympathy.  All  sate 
locked  iu  breathle>s  suspense,  every  countenance  fixed  in  the 
hard  lines  of  intense,  excited  anxiety  and  vigilance ;  all 
leaned  forward  to  gaze  upon  the  combat  whose  crisis  was 

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34  The  "Cock  and  Anchor!' 

on  the  point  of  being  determined.  Those  who  occupied  the 
back  seats  had  started  up,  and  pressing  forward,  almost 
crushed  those  iu  front  of  them  to  death.  Every  aperture  in 
this  living  pile  was  occupied  by  some  eager,  haggard,  or  ruffian 
face  ;  and,  spite  of  all  the  pushing,  and  crowding,  and  bustling, 
all  were  silent,  as  if  the  powers  of  voice  and  utterance  were 
unknown  among  them. 

The  effect  of  this  scene,  so  suddenly  presented — the  crowd 
of  ill-looking  and  anxious  faces,  the  startling  glare  of  light, 
and  the  unexpected  rush  of  hot  air  from  the  place — all  so 
confounded  him,  that  O'Connor  did  not  for  some  moments 
direct  his  attention  to  the  object  upon  which  the  gaze  of  the 
fascinated  multitude  was  concentrated ;  when  he  did  so  he 
beheld  a  spectacle,  abstractedly,  very  disproportioned  in  in- 
terest to  the  passionate  anxiety  of  which  it  was  the  subject. 
Two  game  cocks,  duly  trimmed,  and  having  the  long  and 
formidable  steel  weapons  with  which  the  humane  ingenuity  of 
"the  fancy''  supplies  the  natural  spur  of  the  poor  biped, 
occupied  the  centre  of  the  circular  stage  which  we  have  de- 
scribed ;  one  of  the  birds  lay  upon  his  back,  beneath  the  other, 
which  had  actually  sent  his  spurs  through  and  through  his 
opponent's  neck.  In  this  posture  the  wounded  animal  lay, 
with  his  beak  open,  and  the  blood  trickling  copiously  through 
it  upon  the  board.  The  victorious  bird  crowed  loud  and  clear, 
and  a  buzz  began  to  spread  through  the  spectators,  as  if  the 
battle  were  already  determined,  and  suspense  at  an  end. 
The  "  law "  had  just  expired,  and  the  gentlemen  whose 
business  it  was  to  handle  the  birds  were  preparing  to  with- 
draw them. 

"  Twenty  to  one  on  the  grey  cock,"  exclaimed  a  large,  ill- 
looking  fellow,  who  sat  close  to  the  pit,  clutching  his  arms 
in  his  brawny  hands,  as  if  actually  hugging  himself  with  glee, 
while  he  gazed  with  an  exulting  grin  upon  the  rombat,  whose 
issue  seemed  now  beyond  the  reach  of  chance.  The  challenge 
was,  of  course,  unaccepted. 

"Fifty  to  one!"  exclaimed  the  same  person,  still  more 
ecstatically.  "  One  hundred  to  one — two  hundred  to  one  ! " 

"  I'll  give  you  one  guinea  to  two  hundred."  exclaimed  per- 
haps the  coolest  gambler  in  that  select  assembly,  young  Henry 
Ashwoode,  who  sat  also  near  the  front. 

"  Done,  Mr.  Ashwoode — done  with  you\  it's  a  bet,  sir,"  said 
the  same  ill-looking  fellow. 

"  Done,  sir,"  replied  Ashwoode. 

Again  the  conqueror  crowed  the  shrill  note  of  victory,  and 
all  seemed  over,  when,  on  a  sudden,  by  one  of  those  strange 
vicissitudes  of  which  the  annals  of  the  cock-pit  afford  so  many 
examples,  the  dying  bird — it  may  be  roused  by  the  vaunting 
challenge  of  his  antagonist — with  one  convulsive  spasm,  struck 


"  Again  the  conqueror  crowed  the  shrill  note  of  victory." 

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both  his  spurs  through  and  through  the  head  of  his  opponent, 
who  dropped  dead  upon  the  table,  while  the  wounded  bird, 
springing  to  his  legs,  Happed  his  wings,  as  if  victory  had  never 
hovered,  and  then  as  momentarily  fell  lifeless  on  the  board,  by 
this  last  heroic  feat  winning  a  main  on  which  many  thousands 
of  pounds  depended.  A  silence  for  a  moment  ensued,  and 
then  there  followed  the  loud  exulting  cheers  of  some,  and 
the  hoarse,  bitter  blasphemies  of  others,  clamorous  expostula- 
tion, hoarse  laughter,  curses,  congratulations,  and  invectives — 
all  mingled  with  the  noise  occasioned  by  those  who  came  in  or 
went  out,  the  shuffling  and  pounding  of  feet,  in  one  torrentaous 
and  stunning  volume  of  sound. 

Young  Ashwoode  having  secured  and  settled  all  his  bets, 
shouldered  his  way  through  the  crowd,  and  with  some  difficulty, 
reached  the  door  at  which  Major  O'Leary  and  O'Connor  were 
standing. 

"  How  do  you  do,  uncl*1  ?    Were  you  in  the  room  when  I  took 
v  the  two  hundred  to  one?  "  inquired  the  young  man. 

"  By  my  conscience,  I  was,  Hal,  and  wish  you  joy  with 
all  my  heart.  It  was  a  sporting  bet  on  both  sides,  and  as 
game  a  fight  as  the  world  ever  saw." 

"  I  must  be  off,"  continued  the  young  man.  "  I  promised 
to  look  in  at  Lady  Stukely's  to-night;  but  before  1  go,  you 
must  know  they  are  all  affronted  with  you  at  the  manor.  The 
girls  are  positively  outrageous,  and  desired  me  to  command 
your  presence  to-morrow  on  pain  of  excommunication." 

"Give  my  tender  regards  to  them  both,"  replied  the  major, 
"  and  assure  them  that  I  will  be  proud  to  obey  them.  But 
dou't  you  know  my  friend  O'Connor,"  he  added,  in  a  lower 
tone,  "  you  are  old  acquaintances,  I  believe  ?  " 

"Unless  my  memory  deceives  me,  I  have  had  the  honour  of 
meeting  Mr.  O'Connor  before,"  said  the  young  man,  with  a 
cold  bow,  which  was  returned  by  O'Connor  with  more  than 
equal  hauteur.  "  Recollect,  uncle,  no  excuses,"  added  young 
Ashwoode,  as  he  retreated  from  the  chamber — %<  you  have 
promised  to  give  to-morrow  to  the  girls.  Adieu." 

"There  goes  as  finished  a  specimen  of  a  mad-cnp,  rake- 
helly young  devil  as  ever  carried  the  name  of  Ashwoode  or 
the  blood  of  the  O'Leary X"  observed  the  uncle;  "  but  come, 
wft  must  look  to  the  sport." 

So  saying,  the  major,  exerting  his  formidable  strength,  and 
accompanying  his  turbulent  progress  with  a  large  distribution 
of  apologetic  and  complimentary  speeches  of  the  most  high- 
flown  kind,  shoved  and  jostled  his  way  to  a  vacant  place  near 
the  front  of  the  benches,  and,  seating  himself  there,  began 
to  give  and  take  bets  to  a  large  amount  upon  the  next  main. 
Tired  of  the  noise,  and  nearly  stifled  with  the  heat  of  the 
place,  O'Connor,  seeing  that  the  major  was  resolved  to  act 

D  2 


3  6  The  ' '  Cock  and  A  nchor" 

independently  of  him,  thought  that  he  might  as  well  consult 
his  own  convenience  as  stay  there  to  be  stunned  and  suffo- 
cated without  any  prospect  of  expediting  the  major's  retreat ; 
he  therefore  turned  about  and  retraced  his  steps  through 
the  passage  wl:ich  we  have  mentioned.  The  grateful  cool- 
ness of  the  air,  and  the  lassitude  induced  by  the  scene  in 
which  he  had  t*ken  a  part,  though  no  very  prominent  one, 
induced  him  to  pause  in  the  first  room  to  which  the  passage, 
as  we  have  said,  gave  access  ;  and  happening  to  espy  a  bench 
in  one  of  the  recesses  of  the  windows,  he  threw  himself  upon 
it,  thoroughly  to  receive  the  visit  ings  of  the  cool,  hovering 
air.  As  he  lay  listless  and  silently  upon  this  rude  couch, 
he  was  suddenly  disturbed  by  a  sound  of  someone  treading 
the  yard  beneath.  A  figure  sprang  across  toward  the  window  ; 
and  almost  instantaneously  Larry  Toole— for  the  moonlight 
clearly  revealed  the  features  of  the  intruder — was  presented 
at  the  aperture,  and  with  an  energetic  sprinsr,  accompanied 
by  a  no  less  energetic,  devotional  ejaculation,  that  worthy 
vaulted  into  the  chamber,  agitated,  excited,  and  apparently 
at  his  wits'  end. 


CHAPTER  VII. 

THREE  GRIM  FIGURES  IN  A  LONELY  LANE — TWO  QUEER  GUESTS 
HIDING  TO  TO>Y  BLIGH'S — THE  WATCHER  IN  DANGER — AND 
THE  HIGHWAYMEN. 

A  LIBERAL  and  unsolicited  attention  to  the  a.ffairs  of  other 
people,  was  one  among  the  many  amiable  peculiarities  of  Mr. 
Laurence  Toole  :  he  had  hardly,  therefore,  seen  the  major  and 
O'Connor  fairly  beyond  the  threshold  of  the  "  Cock  and 
Anchor/'  when  he  donned  his  cocked  hat  and  followed  their 
steps,  allowing,  however,  an  interval  sufficiently  long  to  secure 
himself  against  detection.  Larry  Toole  well  knew  the  pur- 
poses to  which  the  squalid  mansion  which  we  have  described 
was  dedicated,  and  having  listened  for  a  few  moments  at  the 
door,  to  allow  his  master  and  his  companion  time  to  reach 
the  inner  sanctuary  of  vice  and  brutality,  whither  it  was  the 
will  of  Major  O'Leary  to  lead  his  reluctant  friend,  this  faithful 
squire  entered  at  the  half -open  door,  and  began  to  traverse 
the  passage  which  we  have  before  mentioned.  He  was  not, 
however,  permitted  long  to  do  so  undisturbed.  The  grim  sen- 
tinel of  these  unhallowed  regions  on  a  sudden  upreared  his 
towering  propoitions,  heaving  his  huge  shoulders  with  a  very 


Three  Grim  Figures.  37 

unpleasant  appearance  of  preparation  for  an  effort,  and  with 
two  or  three  formidable  strides,  brought  himself  up  with  the 
presumptuous  intruder. 

"  What  do  you  want  here — eh  !  you.  d d  scarecrow  ?  '' 

exclaimed  the  porter,  in  a  tone  which  made  the  very  walls  to 
vibrate. 

Larry  was  too  much  astounded  to  reply— he  therefore  re- 
mained mute  and  motionless. 

'*  See,  my  good  cove,"  observed  the  gaunt  porter,  in  the 
same  impressive  accents  of  admonition — "  make  yourself  scarce, 
d'ye  mind  ;  and  if  you  want  to  see  the  pit,  go  round — we  don  t 
let  potboys  and  pickpockets  in  at  this  side — cut  and  run,  or 
I'll  have  to  give  you  a  lift." 

Larry  was  no  poltroon ;  but  another  glance  at  the  colossal 
frame  of  the  porter  quelled  effectually  whatever  pugnacious 
movements  might  have  agitated  his  soul ;  and  the  little  man, 
having  deigned  one  look  of  infinite  contempt,  which  told  his 
antagonist,  as  plainly  as  any  look  could  do,  that  he  owed  his 
personal  safety  solely  and  exclusively  to  the  sublime  and  un- 
merited pity  of  Mr.  Laurence  Toole,  that  dignitied  individual 
turned  on  his  heel,  and  withdrew  somewhat  precipitately 
through  the  door  which  he  had  just  entered. 

The  porter  grinned,  rolled  his  quid  luxuriously  till  it  made 
the  grand  tour  of  his  mouth,  shrugged  his  square  shoulders, 
and  burst  into  a  harsh  chuckle.  Such  triumphs  as  the  one  he 
had  just  enjoyed,  were  the  only  sweet  drops  which  mingltd  in 
the  bitter  cup  of  his  savage  existence.  Meanwhile,  our  ro- 
mantic friend,  traversing  one  or  two  dark  lanes,  made  his  way 
easily  enough  to  the  more  public  entrance  of  this  temple  of 
fortune.  The  door  which  our  friend  Larry  now  approached 
lay  at  the  termination  of  a  long  and  narrow  lane,  enclosed  on 
each  side  with  dead  walls  of  brick — at  the  far  end  towered  the 
dark  outline  of  the  building,  and  over  the  arched  doorway 
burned  a  faint  and  dingy  light,  without  strength  enough  to 
illuminate  even  the  bricks  against  which  it  hung,  and  serving 
only  in  nights  of  extraordinary  'darkness  as  a  dim,  solitary 
star,  by  which  the  adventurous  night  rambler  might  shape 
his  course.  The  moon,  however,  was  now  shining  broad  and 
clear  into  the  broken  lane,  revealing  every  inequality  and 
pile  of  rubbish  upon  its  surface,  and  throwing  one  side  of 
the  enclosure  into  black,  impenetrable  shadow.  Without 
premeditation  or  choice,  it  happened  that  our  friend  Larry 
was  \valking  at  the  dark  side  of  the  lane,  and  shrouded  in  the 
deep  obscurity  he  advanced  leisurely  toward  the  doorway. 
As  he  proceeded,  his  attention  was  arrested  by  a  figure  which 
presented  itself  at  the  entrance  of  the  building,  accompanied 
by  two  others,  as  it  appeared,  about  to  pass  forth  into  the  lane 
through  which  he  himself  was  moving.  They  were  engaged 


38  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

in  animated  deV>ate  as  they  approached — the  conversation 
•was  conducted  in  low  and  earnest  tones — their  gestures  were 
passionate  and  sudden — their  progress  interrupted  by  many 
halts — and  the  party  evinced  certain  sinister  indications  of 
uneasy  vigilance  and  caution,  which  impressed  our  friend 
with  a  dark  suspicion  of  mischief,  which  was  strengthened 
by  his  recognition  of  two  of  the  persons  composing  the  little 
group.  His  curiosity  was  irresistibly  piqued,  and  he  instinc- 
tively paused,  lest  the  sound  of  his  advancing  steps  should 
disturb  the  conference,  and  more  than  half  in  the  undefined 
hope  that  he  might  catch  the  substance  of  their  conversation 
before  his  presence  should  be  detected.  In  this  object  he  was 
perfectly  successful. 

In  the  form  which  first  offered  itself,  he  instantly  detected 
the  well-known  proportions  and  features  of  young  Ashwoode's 
groom,  who  had  attended  his  master  into  town ;  and  in  com- 
pany with  this  fellow  stood  a  person  whom  Larry  had  just 
as  little  difficulty  in  recognizing  as  a  ruffian  who  had  twice 
escaped  the  galljws  by  the  critical  interposition  of  fortune — 
once  by  a  flaw  in  the  indictment,  and  again  through  lack  of 
sufficient  evidence  in  law — each  time  having  stood  his  trial  on. 
a  charge  of  murder.  It  was  not  very  wonderful,  then,  that 
this  startling  companionship  between,  his  old  fellow- servant 
and  Will  Harris  (or,  as  he  was  popularly  termed,  "  Brimstone 
Bill")  should  have  piqued  the  curiosity  of  so  inquisitive  a 
person  as  Larry  Toole. 

In  company  with  these  worthies  was  a  third,  wrapped  in  a 
heavy  riding-coat,  and  who  now  and  then  slightly  took  part 
in  the  conversation.  They  all  talked  in  low,  earnest  whispers, 
casting  many  a  stealthy  glance  backward  as  they  advanced 
through  the  dim  avenue  toward  our  curious  friend. 

As  the  party  approached,  Larry  ensconced  himself  in  the 
recess  formed  by  the  projection  of  two  dilapidated  brick  piers, 
between  which  hung  a  crazy  door,  and  in  whose  front  there 
stood  a  mound  of  rubbish  some  three  feet  in  height.  In 
such  a  position  he  not  unreasonably  thought  himself  perfectly 
secure. 

"  Why,  what  the  devil  ails  you  now,  you  cursed  cowardly 
ninny,"  whispered  Brimstone  Bill,  through  his  set  teeth — 
"  what  can  happen  you,  win  or  lose  ?— turn  up  black,  or  turn 
up  red,  is  it  not  all  one  to  you,  you  mouth,  you  ?  Your  carcase 
is  safe  and  sound — then  what  do  you  funk  for  now  p  Bouse 

yourself,  you  d d  idiot,  or  I'll  drive  a  brace  of  lead  pellets 

through  your  brains — louse  yourself  !  " 

Thus  speaking,  he  shook  the  groom  roughly  by  the  collar. 

"  Stop,  Bill — hands  off,"  muttered  the  man,  sulkily — "  I'm 
not  funking — you  know  I'm  not ;  but  1  don't  want  to  see  him 
finished — I  don't  want  to  see  him  murdered  when  there's  no 


Three  Grim  Figures.  39 

occasion  for  it — there's  no  great  harm  in  that ;  we  want  his 
ribben,not  his  blood ;  there's  no  profit  in  taking  his  life.'' 

"  Booby !  listen  to  me,"  replied  the  ruffian,  in  the  same 
tone  of  intense  impatience.  "  What  do  /  want  with  his  life 
any  more  than  you  do  ?  Nothing.  Do  not  I  wish  to  do  the 
thing  genteelly  as  much  as  youF  He  shall  not  lose  a  drop  of 
blood,  nor  his  skin  have  a  scratch,  if  he  knows  how  to  behave 
and  be  a  good  boy.  Bah  !  we  need  but  show  him  the  lead 
towels,  and  the  job's  done.  Look  yon,  I  and  Jack  will  sit  in 
the  private  room  of  the  'Bleeding  Horse.'  Old  Tony's  a 
trump,  and  asks  no  questions ;  so,  as  yon  pass,  give  the 
window  a  skelp  of  the  whip,  and  we'll  be  out  in  the  snapping 
of  a  flint.  Leave  the  rest  to  us.  Yon  have  your  instructions, 
you  kedger,  so  act  up  to  them,  and  the  devil  himself  can't 
spoil  our  sport." 

"  You  may  look  out  for  us,  then,"  said  the  servant,  "  in  less 
than  two  hours.  He  never  stays  late  at  Lady  Stukely's,  and 
he  must  be  home  before  two  o'clock." 

"  Do  not  forget  to  grease  the  hammers,"  suggested  the 
fellow  in  the  heavy  coat. 

"  He  doesn't  carry  pistols  to-night,"  replied  the  attendant. 

"  80  much  the  better — all  my  luck,"  exclaimed  Brimstone— 
"  I  would  not  swap  luck  with  the  chancellor." 

"  The  devil's  children,  they  say,"  observed  the  gentleman  in 
the  large  coat,  "have  the  devil's  luck." 

These  were  the  last  words  Larry  Toole  could  distinguish  as 
the  party  moved  onward.  He  ventured,  however,  although 
with  grievous  tremors,  to  peep  out  of  his  berth  to  ascertain 
the  movements  of  the  party.  They  all  stopped  at  a  distance 
of  some  twenty  or  thirty  yards  from  the  spot  where  he  crouched, 
and  for  a  time  appeared  again  absorbed  in  earnest  debate. 
On  a  sudden,  however,  the  fellow  in  the  riding-coat,  having 
frequently  looked  suspiciously  up  the  lane  in  which  they 
stood,  stooped  down,  and,  picking  up  a  large  stone,  hurled  it 
with  his  whole  force  in  the  direction  of  the  embrasure  in  which 
Larry  was  lurking.  The  missile  struck  the  projecting  pier 
within  a  yard  of  that  gentleman's  head,  with  so  much  force 
that  the  stone  burst  into  fragments  and  descended  in  a  shower 
of  splinters  about  his  ears.  This  astounding  salute  was 
instantly  followed  by  an  occurrence  still  more  formidable — 
for  the  ruffian,  not  satisfied  with  the  test  already  applied, 
strode  up  in  person  to  the  doorway  in  which  Larry  had  placed 
himself.  It  was  well  for  that  person  that  he  was  sheltered  in 
front  by  the  mass  of  rubbish  which  we  have  mentioned  :  at 
the  foot  of  this  he  lay  coiled,  not  daring  even  to  breathe  ; 
every  moment  expecting  to  feel  the  cold  point  of  the  villain's 
sword  poking  against  his  ribs,  and  half  inclined  to  start  upon 
his  feet  and  shout  for  help,  although  conscious  that  to  do  so 


40  The  "  Cock  and  A  nc/wr" 

would  scarcely  leave  him  a  chance  for  his  life.  The  suspicions 
of  the  wretch  were,  fortunately  for  Larry,  ill-directed.  He 
planted  one  foot  upon  the  heap  of  loose  materials  which,  along 
with  the  deep  shadow,  constituted  poor  Mr.  Toole's  only  safe- 
guard ;  and  while  the  stones  which  his  weight  dislo.Jged 
rolled  over  that  prostrate  person,  he  pushed  open  the  door  and 
gazed  into  the  yard,  lest  any  inquisitive  ear  or  eye  might  have 
witnessed  more  than  was  consistent  with  the  safety  of  the 
confederates  of  Brimstone  Bill.  The  fellow  was  satisfied,  and 
returned  whistling,  with  affected  carelessness,  towards  his 
comrades. 

More  dead  than  alive,  Larry  remained  mute  and  motionless 
for  many  minutes,  not  daring  to  peep  forth  from  his  hiding- 
place  ;  when  at  length  he  mustered  courage  to  do  so,  he  saw 
the  two  robbers  still  together,  and  again  shrunk  back  into  his 
retreat.  Luckily  for  the  poor  wight,  the  fellow  who  had 
looked  into  the  yard  left  the  door  unclosed,  which,  after  a  little 
lime  perceiving,  Larry  glided  stealthily  in  on  all  fours,  and  in 
u  twinkling  sprang  into  the  window  at  which  his  master  lay, 
as  we  have  already  recorded. 


CHAPTER  VIII. 

THE  WARNING — SHOWING  HOW  LARRY  TOOLE  FARED — WHOM  HE 
SAW  AND  WHAT  HE  SAID — AND  HOW  MUCH  GOOD  AND  HOW 
LITTLE  HE  DID — AND  MOREOVER  RELATING  HOW  SOMEBODY 
WAS  LAID  IN  THE  MIRE — AND  HOW  HENRY  ASHWOODE  PUT 
HIS  FOOT  IN  THE  STIRRUP. 

FLURRIED  and  frightened  as  Larry  was,  his  agitation  was  not 
strong  enough  to  overcome  m  him  the  national,  instinctive 
abhorrence  of  the  character  of  an  informer.  To  the  close  in- 
terrogatories of  his  master,  he  returned  but  vague  and  evasive 
answers.  A  few  dark  hints  he  threw  out  as  to  the  cause  of 
his  alarm,  but  preserved  an  impenetrable  silence  respecting 
alike  its  particular  nature  and  the  persons  of  whose  partici- 
pation in  the  scheme  he  was  satisfied. 

In  language  incoherent  and  nearly  unintelligible  from  ex- 
citement, he  implored  O'Connor  to  allow  him  to  absent  him- 
self for  about  one  hour,  promising  the  most  important  results, 
in  case  his  request  was  complied  with,  and  vowing  upon  his 
return  to  tell  him  everything  about  the  matter  from  beginning 
to  end. 

Seeing  the  agonized  earnestness  of  the  man,  though  wholly 
uuinformed  of  the  cauae  of  his  uneasiness,  which  Larry  con- 


The  Warning.  41 

stantly  refused  to  divulge,  O'Connor  granted  him  the  per- 
mission which  he  desired,  and  both  left  the  building  together. 
O'Connor  pursued  his  way  to  the  "  Cock  and  Anchor,''  where, 
restored  to  his  chamber  and  to  solitude,  he  abandoned  himself 
once  more  to  the  current  of  his  wayward  thoughts. 

Our  friend  Larry,  however,  was  no  sooner  disengaged  from 
his  master,  than  he  began,  at  his  utmost  speed,  to  thread  the 
narrow  and  complicated  lanes  and  streets  which  lay  between 
the  haunt  of  profligacy  which  we  have  just  described,  and  the 
eastern  extremity  of  the  city.  After  an  interrupted  run  of 
nearly  half  an  hour  through  pitchy  dark  and  narrow  streets, 
he  emerged  into  Stephen's  Green  ;  at  the  eastern  side  of  which, 
among  other  buildings  of  lesser  note,  there  then  stood,  and 
perhaps  (with  a  new  face,  and  some  slight  external  changes) 
still  stands,  a  large  and  handsome  mansion.  Toward  this 
building,  conspicuous  in  the  distance  by  the  red  glare  of 
dozens  of  links  and  torches  which  flared  and  flashed  outside, 
and  by  the  gay  light  streaming  from  its  many  windows,  Larry 
made  his  way.  Too  eager  and  hurried  to  pass  along  the  sides 
of  the  square  by  the  common  road,  he  clambered  over  the 
broken  wall  which  surrounded  it,  plunged  through  the  broad 
trench,  and  ran  among  the  deep  grass  and  rank  weeds,  now 
heavy  with  the  dews  of  night ;  over  the  broad  area  he  pur- 
sued his  way,  startling  the  quiet  cattle  from  their  midnight 
slumbers,  and  hastening  rather  than  abating  his  speed,  as  he 
drew  near  to  the  termination  of  his  hurried  mission.  As  he 
approached,  the  long  dark  train  of  carriages,  every  here  and 
there  lighted  by  some  flaming  link  still  unextinguished,  and 
surrounded  by  crowds  of  idle  footmen,  sufficiently  indicated 
the  scene  of  Lady  Stukely's  hospitalities.  In  a  moment 
Larry  had  again  crossed  the  fences  which  enclosed  the  square, 
and  passing  the  broad  road  among  the  carriages,  chairs,  and 
lackeys,  he  sprang  up  the  steps  of  the  house,  and  thundered 
lustily  at  the  hall-door.  It  was  opened  by  a  gruff  and  corpu- 
lent porter  with  a  red  face  and  majestic  demeanour,  who, 
having  learned  from  Larry  that  he  had  an  important  message 
for  Mr.  Henry  Ashwoode,  desired  him,  in  as  few  words  as 
possible,  to  step  into  the  hall.  The  official  then  swung  the 
massive  door  to,  rolled  himself  into  his  well-cushioned  throne, 
and  having  scanned  Larry's  proportions  for  a  minute  or  two 
with  one  eye,  which  he  kept  halt  open  for  such  purposes,  he 
ejaculated — 

"  Mr.  Finley,  I  say,  Mr.  Finley,  here's  one  with  a  message 
upwards."  Having  thus  delivered  himself,  he  shut  down  his 
open  eye,  screwed  his  eyebrows,  and  became  absorbed  in  ab- 
struse meditation.  Meanwhile,  Mr.  Finley,  in  person  arrayed 
in  a  rich  livery,  advanced  languidly  toward  Larry  Toole, 
throwing  into  his  face  a  dreamy  and  supercilious  expression, 


42  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor." 

while  with  one  hand  he  faintly  fanned  himself  with  a  white 
pocket  handkerchief. 

"  Your  most  obedient  servant  to  command,"  drawled  the 
footman,  as  he  advanced.  "  What  can  I  do,  my  good  soul,  to 
obleege  you  ?  '' 

"  1  only  want  to  see  the  young  master — that's  young  Mr. 
Ashwoode,''  replied  Larry,  "for  one  minute,  and  that's  all." 

The  footman  gazed  upon  him  for  a  moment  with  a  languid 
smile,  and  observed  in  the  same  sleepy  tone,  "  Absolutely 
impossible — amposseeble,  as  they  say  at  the  Pallais  Royal." 

"But,  blur  an'  agers,"  exclaimed  Larry,  "it's  a  matther  iv 
life  an'  death,  robbery  an'  murdher." 

"  Bloody  murder !  "  echoed  the  man  in  a  sweet,  low  voice, 
and  with  a  stare  of  fashionable  abstraction. 

"  Well,  tear  an'  'ounV  cried  Larry,  almost  beside  himself 
with  impatience,  "if  you  won't  bring  him  down  tome,  will 
you  even  as  much  as  carry  him  a  message  ?  " 

"To  say  the  truth,  and  upon  my  honour,"  replied  the  man, 
"  I  can't  engage  to  climb  up  stairs  just  now,  they  are  so 
devilish  fatiguing.  Don't  you  find  them  so  ?  " 

The  question  was  thrown  out  in  that  vacant,  inattentive 
way  which  seems  to  dispense  with  an  answer. 

"  By  my  soul  !  "  rejoined  Larry,  almost  crying  with  vexation, 
"it's  a  hard  case.  Do  you  mane  to  tell  me,  you'll  neither 
bring  him  down  to  me  nor  carry  him  up  a  message  ?  " 

"You  have,  my  excellent  fellow,"  replied  the  footman, 
placidly,  "  precisely  conveyed  my  meaning." 

"  By  the  hokey  !  "  cried  Larry,  "you're  fairly  breaking  my 
heart.  In  the  divil's  name,  can  you  as  much  as  let  me  stop 
here  till  he's  comin'  down  ?  '' 

"  Absolutely  impossible,"  replied  the  footman,  in  the  same 
dulcet  and  deliberate  tone.  "  It  is  indeed  amposseeble,  as  the 
Parisians  have  it.  You  must  be  aware,  my  good  old  soul, 
that  you're  in  a  positive  pickle.  You  are,  pardon  me,  my 
excellent  friend,  very  dirty  and  very  disgusting.  You  must 
therefore  go  out  in  a  few  moments  into  the  fresh  air.''  At 
any  other  moment,  such  a  speech  would  have  infallibly  pro- 
voked Mr.  Toole's  righteous  and  most  rigorous  vengeance; 
but  he  was  now  too  completely  absorbed  in  the  mission  which 
he  had  undertaken  to  suffer  personal  considerations  to  have  a 
place  in  his  bosom. 

"  Will  you,  then,"  he  ejaculated  desperately,  "  will  you  as 
much,  as  give  him  a  message  yourselfj  when  he's  comin' 
down?" 

"  What  message  ?  "  drawled  the  lackey. 

"Tell  him,  for  the  love  of  God,  to  take  the  old  road  home, 
by  the  seven  sallies,"  replied  Larry.  "Will  you  give  him 
that  message,  if  it  isn't  too  long  ?  " 


The  Warning.  43 

"I  have  a  wretched  memory  for  messages,"  observed  the 
footman,  as  he  leisurely  opened  the  door — u  a  perfect  sieve  : 
but  should  he  catch  my  eye  as  he  passes,  I'll  endeavour,  upon 
my  honour  ;  good  night — adieu  ! " 

As  he  thus  spoke,  Larry  had  reached  the  threshold  of  the 
door,  which  observing,  the  polished  footman,  with  a  non- 
chalant and  easy  air,  slammed  the  hall-door,  thereby  ad- 
ministering upon  Larry's  back,  shoulders,  and  elbows,  such 
a  bang  as  to  cause  Mr.  Toole  to  descend  the  night  of  steps  at 
a  pace  much  more  marvellous  to  the  spectators  than  agreeable 
to  himself.  Muttering  a  bitter  curse  upon  his  exquisite 
acquaintance,  Larry  took  his  stand  among  the  expectants  in 
the  street ;  there  resolved  to  wait  and  watch  for  young  Ash- 
woode,  and  to  give  him  the  warning  which  so  nearly  concerned 
his  safety. 

.Meanwhile,  Lady  Stukely's  drawing-rooms  were  crowded  by 
the  gay,  the  fashionable,  and  the  frivolous,  of  all  ages.  Young 
Ashwoode  stood  behind  his  wealthy  hostess's  chair,  while  she 
played  quadrille,  scarce  knowing  whether  she  won  or  lost,  for 
Henry  Ashwoode  had  never  been  so  fascinating  before.  Lady 
Stukely  was  a  delicate,  die-away  lady,  not  very  far  from  sixty  ; 
the  natural  blush  upon  her  nose  outblazoned  the  rouge  upon 
her  cheeks  ;  several  very  long  teeth — "  ivory  and  ebon  alter- 
nately " — peeped  roguishly  from  beneath  her  upper  lip,  which 
her  ladyship  had  a  playful  trick  of  screwing  down,  to  conceal 
them— a  trick  which  made  her  ladyship's  smile  rather  a  sur- 
prising than  an  attractive  exhibition.  It  is  but  justice,  how- 
ever, to  admit  that  she  had  a  pair  of  very  tolerable  eyes,  with 
which  she  executed  the  most  masterly  evolutions.  For  the 
rest,  there  having  existed  a  very  considerable  disparity  in 
years  between  herself  and  her  dear  deceased,  Sir  Charles 
Stukely,  who  had  expired  at  the  mature  age  of  ninety,  more 
than  a  year  before,  she  conceived  herself  still  a  very  young, 
artless,  and  interesting  girl ;  and  under  this  happy  halluci- 
nation she  was  more  than  half  inclined  to  return  in  good 
earnest  the  disinterested  affection  of  Henry  Ashwoode. 

There,  too,  was  old  Lord  Aspenly,  who  had,  but  two  days 
before,  solicited  and  received  Sir  Richard  A^hwoode's  per- 
mission to  pay  his  court  to  his  beautiful  daughter,  Mary. 
There,  jerking  and  shrugging  and  grimacing,  he  hobbled 
through  the  rooms,  all  wrinkles  and  rappee ;  bandying  com- 
pliments and  repartees,  flirting  and  tooling,  and  beyond 
measure  enchanted  with  himself,  while  every  interval  in 
frivolity  and  noise  was  filled  up  with  images  of  his  approaching 
nuptials  and  intended  bride,  while  she,  poor  girl,  happily 
unconscious  of  all  their  plans,  was  spared,  for  that  night,  the 
pangs  and  struggles  which  weie  hereafter  but  too  severely  to 
try  her  heart. 


44  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

'Twere  needless  to  enumerate  noble  peers,  whose  very  titles 
are  now  unknown — poets,  who  alas  !  were  mortal — men  of 
promise,  who  performed  nothing — clever  young  men,  who  grew 
into  stupid  old  ones — and  millionaires,  whose  money  perished 
with  them  ;  we  shall  not,  therefore,  weary  the  reader  by  de- 
scribing Lady  Stukely's  guests  ;  let  it  suffice  to  mention  that 
Henry  Ashwoode  left  the  rooms  with  young  Pigwiggynne,  of 
Bolton's  regiment  of  dragoons,  and  one  of  Lord  Wharton's 
aides-de-camp.  This  circumstance  is  here  recorded  because  it 
had  an  effect  in  producing  the  occurrences  which  we  have  to 
relate  by-and-by  ;  for  young  Pigwigjjynne  having  partaken 
somewhat  freely  of  Lady  Stukely's  wines,  and  being  unusually 
exhilarated,  came  forth  from  the  hall-door  to  assist  Ashwoode 
in  procuring  a  chair,  which  he  did  with  a  good  deal  more 
noise  and  blasphemy  than  was  strictly  necessary.  Our  friend 
Larry  Toole,  who  had  patiently  waited  the  egress  of  his 
quondam  young  master,  no  sooner  beheld  him  than  he  hastened 
to  accost  him,  but  Pigwiggynne  being,  as  we  have  said,  in  high 
spirits  and  unusual  good  humour,  cut  short  poor  Larry's 
address  by  jocularly  knocking  him  on  the  head  with  a  heavy 
walking-cane — a  pleasantry  which  laid  that  person  senseless 
upon  the  pavement.  The  humorist  passed  on  with  an  ex- 
hilarating crow,  after  the  manner  of  a  cock ;  and  had  not  a 
matter-of-fact  chairman  drawn  Mr.  Toole  from  among  the 
coach-wheels  where  the  joke  had  happened  to  lay  him,  we 
might  have  been  saved  the  trouble  of  recording  the  subsequent 
history  of  that  very  active  member  of  society.  Meanwhile, 
young  Ashwoode  was  conveyed  in  a  chair  to  a  neighbouring 
fashionable  hotel,  where,  having  changed  his  suit,  and  again 
equipped  himself  for  the  road,  he  mounted  his  horse,  and 
followed  by  his  treacherous  groom,  set  out  at  a  brisk  pace 
upon  his  hazardous,  and  as  it  turned  out,  eventful  night-ride 
toward  the  manor  of  Morley  Court. 


CHAPTEE  IX. 

THE  "BLEEDING  HORSE'' — HOLLANDS  AND  PIPES  FOR  TWO — 
EVERY  BULLET  HAS  ITS  BILLET. 

AT  the  time  in  which  the  events  that  we  have  undertaken 
to  record  took  place,  there  stood  at  the  southern  extremity  of 
the  city,  near  the  point  at  which  Camden  Street  now  ter- 
minates, a  small,  old-fashioned  building,  something  between 
an  ale-house  and  an  inn.  It  occupied  the  roadside  by  no 
means  unpicturesquely  ;  one  gable  jutted  into  the  road,  with  a 


The  "Bleeding  Horse"  4  5 

projecting  window,  which  stood  out  from  the  building  like  a 
glass  box  held  together  by  a  massive  frame  of  wood ;  and 
commanded  by  this  projecting  gable,  and  a  few  yards  in  re- 
treat, but  facing  the  road,  was  the  inn  door,  over  which  hung 
a  painted  panel,  representing  a  white  horse,  out  of  whose  neck 
there  spouted  a  crimson  cascade,  and  underneath,  in  large 
letters,  the  traveller  was  informed  that  this  was  the  genuine  old 
"  Bleeding  Horse."  Old  enough,  in  all  conscience,  it  appeared 
to  be,  for  the  tiled  roof,  except  where  the  ivy  clustered  over  it, 
was  crowded  with  weeds  of  many  kinds,  and  the  boughs  of  the 
huge  trees  which  embowered  it  had  cracked  and  shattered 
one  of  the  cumbrous  chimney-stacks,  and  in  many  places  it 
was  evident  that  but  for  the  timely  interposition  of  the  saw 
and  the  axe,  the  giant  limbs  of  the  old  timber  would,  in  the 
gradual  increase  of  years,  have  forced  their  way  through  the 
roof  and  the  masonry  itself — a  tendency  su  fficiently  indicated  by 
sundry  indentures  and  rude  repairs  in  those  parts  of  the 
building  most  exposed  to  such  casualties.  Upon  the  night  in 
which  the  events  that  are  recorded  in  the  immediately  pre- 
ceding chapters  occurred,  two  horsemen  rode  up  to  this  inn, 
and  leisurely  entering  the  stable  yard,  dismounted,  and  gave 
their  horses  in  charge  to  a  ragged  boy  who  acted  as  hostler, 
directing  him  with  a  few  very  impressive  figures  of  rhetoric, 
on  no  account  1o  loosen  girth  or  bridle,  or  to  suffer  the  beasts 
to  stir  one  yard  from  the  spot  where  they  stood.  This  matter 
settled,  they  entered  the  house.  Both  were  muffled;  the  one 
— a  large,  shambling  fellow — wore  a  capacious  riding-coat; 
the  other — a  small,  wiry  man — was  wrapped  in  a  cloak  ;  both 
wore  their  hats  pressed  down  over  their  brows,  and  had  drawn 
their  mufflers  up,  so  as  to  conceal  the  lower  part  of  the  face. 
The  lesser  of  the  two  men,  leaving  his  companion  in  the 
passage,  opened  a  door,  within  which  were  a  few  fellows 
drowsily  toping,  and  one  or  two  asleep.  In  a  chair  by  the 
fire  sat  Tony  Bligh,  the  proprietor  of  the  "  Bleeding  Horse,'' 
a  middle-aged  man,  rather  corpulent,  as  pale  as  tallow,  and 
with  a  sly,  ugly  squint.  The  little  man  in  the  cloak  merely 
introduced  his  head  and  shoulders,  and  beckoned  with  his 
thumb.  The  signal,  though  scarcely  observed  by  one  other  of 
the  occupants  of  the  room,  was  instantly  and  in  silence  obeyed 
by  the  landlord,  who,  casting  one  uneasy  glance  round,  glided 
across  the  floor,  and  was  in  the  passage  almost  as  soon  as  the 
gentleman  in  the  cloak. 

"  Here,  Tony,  boy,"  whispered  the  man,  as  the  innkeeper 
approached,  "fetch  us  a  pint  of  Hollands,  a  couple  of  pipes, 
and  a  glim ;  but  first  turn  the  key  in  this  door  here,  and  come 
yourself,  do  ye  mind?" 

Tony  squeezed  the  speaker's  arm  in  token  of  acquiescence, 
and  turning  a  key  gently  in  the  lock,  he  noiselessly  opened 


46  The  "Cock  and  A  nckor" 

the  door  which  Brimstone  Bill  had  indicated,  and  the  two 
cavaliers  strode  into  the  dark  and  vacant  chamber.  Brim- 
stone walked  to  the  window,  pushed  open  the  casement,  and 
leaned  out.  The  beautiful  moon  was  shining  above  the  old 
and  tnfted  trees  which  lined  the  quiet  road  ;  he  looked  up  and 
down  the  shaded  avenue,  but  nothing  was  moving  upon  it, 
save  the  varying  shadows  as  the  night  wind  swung  the 
branches  to  and  fro.  He  listened,  but  no  sound  reached  his 
ears,  excepting  the  rustling  and  moaning  of  the  boughs, 
through  which  the  breeze  was  fitfully  soughing. 

Scarcely  had  he  drawn  back  again  into  the  room,  when  Tony 
returned  with  the  refreshments  which  the  gentleman  had 
ordered,  and  with  a  dark  lantern  enclosing  a  lighted  candle. 

"  Eight,  old  cove,'3  said  Bill.  "  I  see  you  hav'n't  forgot  the 
trick  of  the  trade.  Who  are  jour  pals  inside  ?  " 

"  Three  of  them  sleep  here  to-night,';  replied  Tony.  "  They're 
all  quiet  coves  enough,  such  as  doesn't  hear  nor  see  any  more 
than  they  ought." 

The  two  fellows  filled  a  pipe  each,  and  lighted  them  at  the 
lantern. 

"  What  mischief  are  you  after  now,  Bill?  "  inquired  the  host, 
with  a  peculiar  leer. 

"  Why  should  I  be  after  any  mischief,"  replied  Brimstone 
jocularly,  "  any  more  than  a  sucking  dove,  eh  ?  Do  I  look 
like  mischief  to-night,  old  tickle-pitcher — do  I  ?  " 

He  accompanied  the  question  with  a  peculiar  grin,  which 
mine  host  answered  by  a  prolonged  wink  ot  no  less  peculiar 
significance. 

*'  Well,  Tony  boy,"  rejoined  Bill,  "maybe  I  am  and  maybe 
I  aint — that's  the  way  :  but  mind,  you  did  not  see  a  stim  of 
me,  nor  of  him,  to-night  (yrlancing  at  his  comrade),  nor  ever, 
for  that  matter.  But  you  did  see  two  ill-looking  fellows  not 
a  bit  like  us  ;  and  1  have  a  notion  that  these  two  chaps  will 
manage  to  get  into  a  sort  of  shindy  before  an  hour's  over,  and 
then  mizzle  at  once;  and  if  all  goes  well,  your  hand  shall  be 
crossed  with  gold  to-night." 

"  Bill,  Bill,"  said  the  landlord,  with  a  smile  of  exquisite 
relish,  and  drawing  his  hand  coaxingly  over  the  man's  fore- 
head, so  as  to  smooth  the  curls  of  his  periwig  nearly  into  his 
eyes,  "  you're  just  the  same  old  dodger — you  are  the  devil's 
own  bird — you  have  not  cast  a  feather." 

It  is  hard  to  say  how  long  this  tender  scene  might  have 
continued,  had  not  the  other  ruffian  knocked  his  knuckles 
sharply  on  the  table,  and  cried — 

"Hist!  brother— ch ise it — enough  fooling — I  hear  a  horse- 
shoe on  the  road." 

All  held  their  breath,  and  remained  motionless  for  a  time. 
The  fellow  was,  however,  mistaken.  Bill  again  advanced  to 
the  window,  and  gazed  intently  through  the  long  vista  of  trees. 


The  "B/eeding  Horse."  47 

"  There's  not  a  bat  stirring,"  said  he,  returning  to  the  table, 
and  rilling  out  successively  two  glasses  of  spirits,  he  emptied 
them  both.  "Meanwhile,  Tony,"  continued  he,  "get  back  to 
your  company.  Some  of  the  fellows  may  be  poking  their 
noses  into  this  place.  If  you  don't  hear  from  me,  at  all  events 
you'll  hear  of  me  before  an  hour.  Hop  the  twig,  boy,  and 
keep  all  hard  in  for  a  bit — skip/' 

With  a  roguish  grin  and  a  shake  of  the  fist,  honest  Tony, 
not  caring  to  dispute  the  commands  of  his  friend,  of  whose 
temper  he  happened  to  know  something,  stealthily  withdrew 
from  the  room,  where  we,  too,  shall  for  a  time  leave  these 
worthy  gentlemen  of  the  road  vigilantly  awaiting  the  approach 
of  their  victim. 

Larry  Toole  had  no  sooner  recovered  his  senses — which  was 
in  less  than  a  minute — than  he  at  once  betook  himself  to  the 
"  Cock  and  Anchor,'3  resolved,  as  the  last  resource,  to  inform 
O'Connor  of  the  fact  that  an  attack  was  meditated.  Accord- 
ingly, he  hastened  with  very  little  ceremony  into  the  presence 
of  his  master,  told  him  that  young  Ashwoode  was  to  be  way- 
laid upon  the  road,  near  the  "  Bleeding  Horse,"  and  im- 
plored him,  without  the  loss  of  a  moment,  to  ride  in  that 
direction,  with  a  view,  if  indeed  it  might  not  already  be  too 
late,  to  intercept  his  passage,  and  forewarn  him  of  the  danger 
which  awaited  him. 

Without  waiting  to  ask  one  useless  question,  O'Connor, 
before  five  minutes  were  passed,  was  mounted  on  his  trusty 
horse,  and  riding  at  a  hard  pace  through  the  dark  streets 
towards  the  point  of  danger. 

Meanwhile,  young  Ashwoode,  followed  by  his  mounted 
attendant,  proceeded  at  a  brisk  trot  in  the  direction  of  the 
manor;  his  brain  filled  with  a  thousand  busy  thoughts  and 
schemes,  among  which,  not  the  least  important,  were  sundry 
floating  calculations  as  to  the  probable  and  possible  amount 
of  Lady  Stukely's  jointure,  as  well  as  some  conjectures  respect- 
ing the  maximum  duration  of  her  ladyship's  life.  Involved  in 
these  pleasing  ruminations,  sometimes  crossed  by  no  less 
agreeable  recollections,  in  which  the  triumphs  of  vanity  and 
the  successes  of  the  gaming-table  had  their  share,  he  had  now 
reached  that  shadowy  and  silent  part  of  the  road  at  which 
stood  the  little  inn,  embowered  in  the  great  old  trees,  and 
peeping  forth  with  a  sort  of  humble  and  friendly  aspect, 
bnt  ill-according  wilh  the  dangerous  designs  it  served  to 
shelter. 

Here  the  servant,  falling  Fomewhat  further  behind,  brought 
his  horse  close  under  the  projecting  window  of  the  inn  as  he 
passed,  and  with  a  sharp  cut  of  his  whip  gave  the  concerted 
signal.  Before  sixty  seconds  had  elapsed,  two  well-mounted 
cavaliers  were  riding  at  a  hard  gallop  in  their  wake.  At  this 


48  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchcr" 

headlong  pace,  the  foremost  of  the  two  horsemen  had  passed 
Ashwoode  by  some  dozen  yards,  when,  checking  his  horse  so 
suddenly  as  to  throw  him  back  upon  his  haunches,  he  wheeled 
him  round,  and  plunging  the  spurs  deep  into  his  flanks,  with 
two  headlong  springs,  he  dashed  him  madly  upon  the  young 
man's  steed,  hurling  the  beast  and  his  rider  to  the  earth. 
Tremendous  as  was  the  fall,  young  Ashwoode,  remarkable 
alike  for  personal  courage  and  activity,  was  in  a  moment  upon 
his  feet,  with  his  sword  drawn,  ready  to  receive  the  assault  of 
the  ruffian. 

"  Let  go  your  skiver— drop  it,  you  greenhorn,"  cried  the 
fellow,  hoarsely,  as  he  wheeled  round  his  plunging  horse,  and 

drew  a  pistol  from  the   holster,  "  or,  by  the  eternal ,  I'll 

blow  your  head  into  dust !  " 

Young  Ashwoode  attempted  to  seize  the  reins  of  the  fellow's 
horse,  and  made  a  desperate  pass  at  the  rider. 

"  Take  it,  then,''  cried  the  fellow,  thrusting  the  muzzle  of  the 
pistol  into  Ashwoode's  face  and  drawing  the  trigger.  Fortu- 
nately for  Ashwoode,  the  pistol  missed  fire,  and  almost  at  the 
same  moment  the  rapid  clang  of  a  horse's  hoofs,  accompanied 
by  the  loud  shout  of  menace,  broke  startlingly  upon  his  ear. 
Happy  was  this  interruption  for  Henry  Ashwoode,  for,  stunned 
and  dizzy  from  the  shock,  he  at  that  moment  tottered,  and  in 

the  next  was  prostrate  upon  the  ground.     "  Blowed,  by !  " 

cried  the  villain,  furiously,  as  the  unwelcome  sounds  reached 
his  ears,  and  dashing  the  spurs  into  his  horse,  he  rode  at  a 
furious  gallop  down  the  road  towards  the  country.  This  scene 
occupied  scarce  six  seconds  in  the  acting.  Brimstone  Bill,  who 
had  but  a  moment  before  come  up  to  the  succour  of  his  com- 
rade, also  heard  the  rapid  approach  of  the  galloping  hoofs 
upon  the  road  ;  he  knew  that  before  he  could  count  fifty  seconds 
the  new  comer  would  have  arrived.  A  few  moments,  however, 
he  thought  he  could  spare — important  moments  th^y  turned 
out  to  be  to  one  of  the  party.  Bill  kept  his  eye  steadily  fixed 
upon  the  point  some  three  or  four  hundred  yards  distant  at 
which  he  knew  the  horseman  whose  approach  was  announced 
must  first  appear. 

In  that  brief  moment,  the  cool-headed  villain  had  rapidly 
calculated  the  danger  of  the  groom's  committing  his  accom- 
plices through  want  of  coolness  and  presence  of  mind,  should 
he  himself,  as  was  not  unlikely,  become  suspected.  The  groom's 
pistols  were  still  loaded,  and  he  had  taken  no  part  in  the 
conflict.  Brimstone  Bill  fixed  a  stern  glance  upon  his  com- 
panion while  all  these  and  other  thoughts  flashed  like 
lightning  across  his  brain. 

'•  Darby,"  said  he,  hurriedly,  to  the  man  who  sat  half- 
stupen'ed  in  the  saddle  close  beside  him,  "  blaze  off  the  lead 
towels— crack  them  off,  1  say." 


The  "Bleeding  Horse." 


49 


Bill  impatiently  leaned  forward,  and  himself  drew  the  pistols 
from  the  groom's  saddle-bow  ;  he  fired  one  of  them  in  the  air 
— he  cocked  the  other.  "  This  dolt  will  play  the  devil  with  us 
all,"  thought  he,  looking  with  a  peculiar  expression  at  the 
bewildered  servant.  With  one  hand  he  grasped  him  by  the 
collar  to  steady  his  aim,  and  with  the  other,  suddenly  thrusting 


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the  pistol  to  his  ear,  and  drawing  the  trigger,  he  blew  the 
wretched  man's  head  into  fragments  like  a  potsherd ;  and 
wheeling  his  horse's  head  about,  he  followed  his  comrade  pell- 
mell,  beating  the  sparks  in  showers  from  the  stony  road  at 
every  plunge. 

All  this  occurred  in  fewer  moments  than  it  has  taken  us  lines 


5O  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

to  describe  it ;  and  before  our  friend  Brimstone  Bill  had 
secured  the  odds  which  his  safety  required,  O'Connor  was 
thundering  at  a  furious  gallop  within  less  than  a  hundred 
yards  of  him.  Bill  saw  that  his  pursuer  was  better  mounted 
than  he — to  escape,  therefore,  by  a  fair  race  was  out  of  the 
question.  His  resolution  was  quickly  taken.  By  a  suddeii 
and  powerful  effort  he  reined  in  his  horse  at  a  single  pull,  and, 
with  one  rearing  wheel,  brought  him  round  upon  his  antagonist ; 
at  the  same  time,  drawing  one  of  the  large  pistols  from  the 
saddle-bow,  he  rested  it  deliberately  upon  his  bridle-arm,  and 
tired  at  his  pursuer,  now  within  twenty  yards  of  him.  The 
ball  passed  so  close  to  O'Connor's  head  that  his  ear  rang  shrilly 
with  the  sound  of  it  for  hours  after.  They  had  now  closed  ; 
the  highwayman  drew  his  second  pistol  from  the  holster,  and 
each  fired  at  the  same  instant.  O'Connor's  shot  was  well 
directed — it  struck  his  opponent  in  the  bridle-arm,  a  little 
below  the  shoulder,  shattering  the  bone  to  splinters.  With  a 
hoarse  shriek  of  agony,  the  fellow,  scarce  knowing  what  he  did, 
forced  the  spurs  into  his  horse's  si<les;  and  the  animal  reared, 
wheeled,  and  bore  its  rider  at  a  reckless  speed  in  the  direction 
which  his  companion  had  followed. 

It  was  well  for  him  that  the  shot,  which  at  the  same  moment 
he  had  discharged,  had  not  been  altogether  misdirected. 
O'Connor,  indeed,  escaped  unscathed,  but  the  ball  struck  nig 
horse  between  the  eyes,  and  piercing  the  brain,  the  poor  beast 
reared  upright  and  fell  dead  upon  the  road.  Extricating  him- 
self from  the  saddle,  O'Connor  returned  to  the  spot  where 
young  Ashwoode  and  the  servant  still  lay.  Stunned  and 
dizzy  with  the  fall  which  he  had  had,  the  excitement  of  actual 
conflict  was  no  sooner  over,  than  Ashwoode  sank  back  into  a 
state  of  insensibility.  In  this  condition  O'Connor  found  him, 
pale  as  death,  and  apparently  lifeless.  Raising  him  against 
the  grassy  bank  at  the  roadside,  and  having  cast  some  water 
from  a  pool  close  by  into  his  face,  he  saw  him  speedily  recover. 

"Mr.  O'Connor,"  said  Ashwoode,  as  soon  as  he  was  suffi- 
ciently restored,  "you  have  saved  my  life — how  can  I  thank 
you  ?  " 

"  Spare  your  thanks,  sir,"  replied  O'Connor,  haughtily  ; 
"for  any  man  I  would  have  done  as  much — for  anyone 
bearing  your  name  I  would  do  much  more.  Are  you  hurt, 
sir?" 

"  O'Connor,  I  have  done  you  much  injustice,''  said  the  young 
man,  betrayed  for  the  moment  into  something  like  genuine 
feeling.  "You  must  forget  and  forgive  it — I  kaow_your 
feelings  respecting  others  of  my  family — henceforward  I  will 
be  your  friend— do  not  refuse  my  hand." 

"Henry  Ashwoode,"  replied  O'Connor,  "  I  take  your  hand — 
gladly  forgetting  all  past  causes  of  resentment — but  I  waut  no 


The  Master  of  Morley  Court.  5 1 

vows  of  friendship,  which  to-morrow  you  may  regret.  Act 
with  regard  to  me  henceforward  as  it'  this  night  had  not  been 
— for  I  tell  you  truly  again,  that  I  would  have  done  as  much 
for  the  meanest  peasant  breathing  as  I  have  done  to-night 
for  you  ;  and  once  more  I  pray  you  tell  me,  are  you  much 
hurt?" 

"Nothing,  iioth;ng,"  replied  Ashwoode — "  merely  a  fall  such 
as  I  have  had  a  thousand  times  after  the  hounds.  It  has 
made  my  head  swim  confoundedly  ;  but  I'll  soon  be  steady. 
What,  in  the  meantime,  has  become  of  honest  Darby  ?  If  I 
mistake  not,  I  see  his  horse  browsing  there  by  the  roadside." 

A  fow  steps  showed  them  what  seemed  a  bundle  of  clothes 
lying  heaped  upon  the  road ;  they  approached  it — it  was  the 
body  of  the  servant. 

"  Get  up,  Darby — get  up,  man,"  cried  Ashwonde/at  the  same 
time  pressing  the  prostrate  figure  with  his  boot.  It  had  been 
lying  with  the  back  uppermost,  and  in  a  half-kneeling  atti- 
tude; it  now,  however,  rolled  round,  and  disclosed,  in  the 
bright  moonlight,  the  hideous  aspect  of  the  murdered  man — 
the  head  a  mere  mass  of  ragged  flesh  and  bone,  shapeless  and 
blackened,  and  hollow  as  a  shell.  Horror-struck  at  the  sight, 
they  turned  in  silence  away,  and  having  secured  the  two 
horses,  they  both  mounted  and  rode  together  .back  to  the  little 
inn,  where,  having  procured  assistance,  the  body  of  the  wretched 
servant  was  deposited.  Young  Ashwoode  and  O'Connor  then 
parted,  each  ou  his  respective  way. 


CHAPTER  X. 

THE  MASTER  OF  MORLEY  COURT  AND  THR  LITTLE  GENTLEMAN  IN 
BOTTLE-GREEN — THE  BARONET'S  DAUGHTER — AND  THE  TWO 
CONSPIRATORS. 

ENCOUNTERS  such  as  those  described  in  the  last  chapter  were, 
it  is  needless  to  say,  much  more  common  a  hundred  and 
thirty  years  ago  than  they  are  now.  lu  fact,  it  was  unsafe 
alike  in  town  and  country  to  stir  abroad  after  dark  in  any 
district  affording  wealth  and  aristocracy  sufficient  to  tempt 
the  enterprise  of  professional  gentlemen.  If  London  and  its 
environs,  with  all  their  protective  advantages,  were,  neverthe- 
less, so  infested  with  desperadoes  as  to  render  its  very  streets 
and  most  frequented  ways  perilous  to  pass  through  during  the 
hours  of  night,  it  is  hardly  to  be  wondered  at  that  Dublin,  the 
capital  of  a  rebellious  and  semi-barbarous  country—  haunted 

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52  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

by  hungry  adventurers,  who  had  lost  everything  in  the  revolu- 
tionary ware — with  a  most  notoriously  ineffective  police,  and 
a  rash  and  dissolute  aristocracy,  with  a  great  deal  more  money 
and  a  great  deal  less  caution  than  usually  fall  to  the  lot  of  our 
gentry  of  the  present  day — should  have  been  p re- eminently  the 
jscene  of  midnight  violence  and  adventure.  The  continued 
frequency  of  such  occurrences  had  habituated  men  to  think 
very  lightly  of  them  ;  and  the  feeble  condition  of  the  civil 
executive  almost  uniformly  secured  the  impunity  of  the 
criminal.  We  shall  not,  therefore,  weary  the  reader  by  inviting 
his  attention  to  the  formal  investigation  which  was  forthwith 
instituted  ;  it  is  enough  for  all  purposes  to  record  that,  like  most 
other  investigations  of  the  kind  at  that  period,  it  ended  in — 
just  nothing. 

Instead,  then,  of  attending  inquests  and  reading  depositions, 
we  must  here  request  the  gentle  reader  to  acoompmy  us  for  a 
brief  space  into  the  dressing-room  of  Sir  Richard  Ashwoode, 
where,  upon  the  morning  following  the  events  which  in  our 
last  we  have  detailed,  the  aristocratic  invalid  lay  extended 
upon  a  well-cushioned  sofa,  arraved  in  a  flowered  silk  dressinsr- 
gown,  lined  with  crimson,  and  with  a  velvet  cap  upon  his  head. 
He  was  apparently  considerably  beyond  sixty — a  slightly  and 
rather  an  elegantly  made  man,  with  thin,  anxious  features, 
and  a  sallow  complexion  :  his  head  rested  upon  his  hand,  and 
his  eyes  wandered  with  an  air  of  discontented  abstraction  over 
the  fair  landscape  which  his  window  commanded.  Before  him 
was  placed  a  small  table,  with  all  the  appliances  of  an  elegant 
breakfast ;  and  two  or  three  books  and  pamphlets  were  laid 
within  reach  of  his  hand.  A  little  way  from  him  sate  his 
beautiful  child,  Mary  Ashwoode,  paler  than  usual,  though  not 
less  lovely — for  the  past  night  had  been  to  her  one  of  fevered 
excitement,  griefs,  and  fears.  There  she  sate,  with  her  work 
before  her,  and  while  her  small  hands  pliei  their  appointed 
task,  her  soft,  dark  even  wandered  often  with  sweet  looks  of 
affection  toward  the  reclining  form  of  that  old  haughty  and 
selfish  man,  her  father. 

The  silence  had  continued  long,  for  the  o]d  man's  temper 
might  not,  perhaps,  have  brooked  an  interruptioa  of  his 
ruminations,  although,  if  the  sour  and  spited  expression  of  his 
face  might  be  trusted,  his  thoughts  wefe  not  the  most  pleasant 
in  the  world.  The  train  of  reflection,  whatever  it  might  have 
been,  was  interrupted  by  the  entrance  of  a  servant,  bearing  in 
his  hand  a  note,  with  which  he  approached  Sir  E/ichard,  but 
with  that  air  of  nervous  caution  with  which  one  might  be 
supposed  to  present  a  sandwich  to  a  tiger. 

'•  Why  the  devil,  sirrah,  do  you  pound  the  floor  so  !  "  cried  Sir 
Richard,  turning  shortly  upon  the  man  as  he  advanced,  and 
speaking  in  sharp  and  bitter  accents.  "  What's  that  you've 


The  Master  of  M or  ley  Court.  5  3 

got  ? — a  note  ? — take  it  back,  you  blockhead — I'll  not  touch  it 
— it's  some  rascally  scrap  of  dunning  paper — get  out  of  my 
sight,  sirrah." 

"An  it  pleape  you,  sir,"  replied  the  man,  deferentially,  "it 
comes  from  Lord  Aspenly. 

"Eh!  oh!  ah!"  exclaimed  Sir  Eichard,  raising  himself 
upon  the  sofa,  and  extending  his  hand  with  alacrity.  "  Here, 
give  it  to  me ;  8O  you  may  go,  sir — but  stay,  does  a  messenger 
wait? — ask  particularly  from  me  how  his  lordship  does,  do 
you  mind  ?  and  let  the  man  have  refreshment ;  go,  sirrah,  go — • 
begone !  " 

Sir  Richard  then  to<  k  the  note,  broke  the  seal,  and  read 
the  contents  through,  evidently  with  considerable  satisfaction. 
Having  completed  the  perusal  of  the  note  twice  over,  with  a 
smile  of  unusuil  gratih'cation,  tinctured,  perhaps,  with  the 
faintest  possible  admixture  of  ridicule,  Sir  Richard  turned 
toward  his  daughter  with  more  real  cheerfulness  than  she  had 
seen  him  exhibit  for  years  before. 

"  Mary,  my  good  child,"  said  he,  "  this  note  announces  the 
arrival  here,  on  to-morrow,  of  my  old,  or  rather,  my  most^ar- 
ticular  friend,  Lord  Aspenly  ;  he  will  pass  some  days  with  us 
— days  which  we  must  all  endeavour  to  make  as  agreeable  to 
him  as  possible.  You  look — you  do  look  extremely  well  and 
pretty  to-day  ;  come  here  and  kiss  me,  child/' 

Overjoyed  at  this  unwonted  manifestation  of  affection,  the 
girl  cast  her  work  awav,  and  with  a  beating  heart  and  light 
step,  she  ran  to  her  father's  side,  threw  her  arms  about  his 
neck,  and  kissed  him  again  and  again,  in  happy  unconscious- 
ness of  all  that  was  passing  in  the  mind  of  him  she  so  fondly 
caressed. 

The  door  again  opened,  and  the  same  servant  once  more 
presented  him>elf. 

"What  do  you  come  to  plague  me  about  now  ?"  inquired 
the  master,  sharply ;  recovering,  in  an  instant,  his  usual 
peevish  manner — "  What's  this  you've  got  ? — what  is  it?  " 

"  A  card,  sir,"  replied  the  man,  at  the  same  time  advancing 
the  salver  on  which  it  lay  within  reach  of  the  languid  hand  of 
his  master. 

''Mr.  Audley— Mr.  Audley,"  repeated  Sir  Richard,  as  he 
read  the  card ;  ''  I  never  heard  of  the  man  before,  in  the 
course  of  my  lite  ;  I  know  nothing  about  him — nothing — and 
care  as  little.  Pray  what  is  he  pestering  about  ? — what  does 
he  want  here  ?'' 


the 

"what  does  he  look  Tike? — is  he  well  or  ill-dressed? — old  or 

young?  " 


54  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

"A  middle-aged  man,  sir ;  rather  well-dressed,'3  answered 
the  servant. 

"  He  did  not  mention  his  business?  "  asked  Sir  Richard. 

"  No,  sir,"  replied  the  man  ;  "  but  he  said  that  it  was  very 
important,  and  that  you  would  be  glad  to  see  him." 

"  Show  him  up,  then,"  said  Sir  Richard,  decisively. 

The  servant  accordingly  bowed  and  departed. 

"A  stranger! — a  gentleman! — and  come  to  me  upon  im- 
portant and  pleasant  business,"  muttered  the  baronet, 
musingly — "  important  and  pleasant  ! — Can  my  old,  cross- 
grained  brother-in-law  have  mflde  a  favourable  disposition  of 
his  property,  and  — and — died  ! — that  were,  indeed,  news  worth 
hearing ;  too  much  luck  to  happen  me,  though — no,  no,  it 
can't  be — it  can't  be.'' 

Nevertheless,  he  thought  it  might  be;  and  thus  believing, 
he  awaited  the  entrance  of  his  visitor  with  extreme  impatience. 
This  suspense,  however,  was  not  of  long  duration  ;  the  door 
opened,  and  the  servant  announced  Mr.  Audley — a  dapper 
little  gentleman,  in  grave  habiliments  of  bottle-green  cloth; 
in  person  somewhat  short  and  stout ;  and  in  countenance 
rather  snub-featured  and  rubicund,  but  bearing  an  expression 
in  which  good -humour  was  largely  blended  with  self-import- 
tance.  This  little  person  strutted  briskly  into  the  room. 

"Hem! — Sir  Richard  Ashwoode,  I  presume?"  exclaimed 
the  visitor,  with  a  profound  bow,  which  threatened  to  roll  his 
little  person  up  like  an  armadillo. 

Sir  Richard  returned  the  salute  by  a  slight  nod  and  a 
gracious  wave  of  the  hand. 

"  You  will  excuse  my  not  rising  to  receive  you,  Mr.  Audley," 
said  the  baronet,  "  when  I  inform  you  that  I  am  tied  here  by 
the  gout ;  pray,  sir,  take  a  chair.  Mary,  remove  your  work 
to  the  room  underneath,  and  lay  the  ebony  wand  within  my 
reach ;  I  will  tap  upon  the  floor  when  I  want  you." 

The  girl  accordingly  glided  from  the  room. 

"We  are  now  alone,  sir,''  continued  Sir  Richard,  after  a 
short  pause.  "  I  fear,  sir — I  know  not  why — that  your  busi- 
ness has  relation  to  my  brother  ;  is  he — is  he  ill  ?" 

"  Faith,  sir,"  replied  the  little  man  bluntly,  u  I  never  heard 
of  the  gentleman  before  in  my  life." 

"  I  breathe  again,  sir ;  you  have  relieved  me  extremely," 
said  the  baronet,  swallowing  his  disappointment  with  a  ghastly 
smile ;  "  and  now,  sir,  that  you  have  thus  considerately 
and  expeditiously  dispelled  what  were,  thank  heaven !  my 
groundless  alarms,  may  I  ask  you  to  what  accident  I  am  in- 
debted for  the  singular  good  fortune  of  making  your  acquain- 
tance— in  short,  sir,  I  would  fain  learn  the  object  of  your 
visit." 

"  That  you  shall,  sir — that  you  shall,  in  a  trice,"  replied 


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the  little  gentleman  in  green.  "  I'm  a  plain  man,  my  dear 
Sir  Richard,  and  love  to  come  to  the  point  at  once — ahem  ! 
The  story,  to  be  sure,  is  a  long  one,  but  don't  be  afraid,  I'll 
abridge  it — I'll  abridge  it."  He  drew  his  watch  from  his  fob, 
and  layiag  it  upon  the  table  before  him,  he  continued — "  It 
now  wants,  my  dear  sir,  precisely  seven  minutes  of  eleven,  by 
London  time  ;  I  shall  limit  myself  to  half-an-hour." 

"  I  fear,  Mr.  Audley,  you  should  find  me  a  very  unsatis- 
factory listener  to  a  narrative  of  half-an-hour's  length,"  ob- 
served Sir  Richard,  drily  ;  "  m  fact,  I  am  not  in  a  condition 
to  make  any  such  exertion  ;  if  you  will  obligingly  condense 
what  you  have  to  say  into  a  few  minutes,  .you  will  confer  a 
favour  upon  me,  and  lighten  your  own  task  considerably." 
Sir  Richard  then  indignantly  took  a  pinch  of  snuff,  and 
muttered,  almost  audibly — '*  A  vulgar,  audacious,  old  boor." 

"Well,  then,  we  must  try — we  must  try,  my  dear  sir,'1 
replied  the  little  gentleman,  wiping  his  face  witn  his  hand- 
kerchief, by  way  of  preparation — "I'll  just  sum  up  the 
leading  points,  and  leave  particulars  for  a  more  favourable 
opportunity ;  in  fact,  I'll  hold  over  all  details  to  our  next 
merry  meeting — our  next  tete-a-tete — when  I  hope  we  shall 
meet  upon  a  pleasanter/oo^wgr — your  gouty  toes,  you  know — 
d'ye  take  me  ?  Ha  !  ha  !  excuse  the  joke— ha  !  ha  !  ha  !  " 

Sir  Richard  elevated  his  eyebrows,  and  looked  upon  the 
little  gentleman  with  a  gaze  of  stern  and  petrifying  severity 
during  this  burst  of  merriment. 

"  Well,  my  dear  sir,"  continued  Mr.  Audley,  again  wiping 
his  face,  "  to  proceed  to  business.  You  have  learned  my 
name  from  my  card,  but  beyond  my  name  you  know  nothing 
about  me." 

"  Nothing  whatever,  sir,"  replied  Sir  Richard,  with  profound 
emphasis. 

"  Just  so  ;  well,  then,  you  shall"  rejoined  the  little  gentle- 
man. "  I  have  been  a  long  time  settled  in  France — I  brought 
over  every  penny  I  had  in  the  world  there — in  short,  sir, 
something  more  than  twelve  thousand  pounds.  Well,  sir, 
what  did  I  do  with  it?  There's  the  question.  Your  gay 
young  fellows  would  have  thrown  it  away  at  the  gamingtable, 
or  squandered  it  on  gold  lace  and  velvets — or  again,  your 
prudent,  plodding  fellow  would  have  lived  quietly  on  the 
interest  and  left  the  principal  to  vegetate  ;  but  what  did  I  do  ? 
Why,  sir,  not  caring  for  idleness  or  show,  I  threw  some  of  it 
into  the  wine  trade,  and  with  the  rest  1  kept  hammering  at 
the  funds,  winning  twice  for  every  once  I  lost.  In  fact,  sir, 
1  prospered — the  money  rolled  in,  sir,  and  in  due  course  I 
became  rich,  sir — rich — warm,  as  the  phrase  goes." 

"  Very  warm,  indeed,  sir,"  replied  Sir  Richard,  observing 
that  his  visitor  again  wiped  his  face—"  but  allow  me  to  ask, 


56  The  "Cock  and  A nchor" 

beyond  the  general  interest  which  I  may  be  presumed  to  feel 
in  the  prosperity  of  the  whole  human  race,  how  on  earth  does 
all  this  concern  me  ?  " 

"  Ay,  ay,  there's  the  question,"  replied  the  stranger,  looking 
unutterably  knowing — -'that's  the  puzzle.  But  all  in  good 
time  ;  you  shall  hear  it  in  a  twinkling.  Now,  being  well  to  do 
in  the  world,  you  may  ask  me,  why  do  not  I  look  out  for  a 
wife?  I  answer  you  simply,  that  having  escaped  matrimooy 
hitherto,  I  have  no  wish  to  be  taken  in  the  noose  at  these 
years  ;  and  now,  before  I  go  further,  what  do  you  take  my 
age  to  be — how  old  do  I  look  ?  " 

The  little  man  squared  himself,  cocked  his  head  on  one 
side,  and  looked  inquisitively  at  Sir  Richard  from  the  corner 
of  his  eye.  The  patience  of  the  baronet  was  nigh  giving  way 
outright. 

"  Sir,"  replied  ho,  in  no  very  gracious  tones,  "you  may  be 
the  '  Wandering  Jew,'  for  anything  I  either  know  or  see  to  the 
contrary." 

"Ha!  good,"  rejoined  the  little  man,  with  imperturbable 
good  humour,  "  I  see,  Sir  Richard,  you  are  a  wag — the 
Wandering  Jew — ha,  ha  !  no — not  that  quite.  The  fact  is, 
sir,  I  am  in  my  sixty-seventh  year — jou  would  not  have 
thought  that— eh  ?  " 

Sir  Richard  made  no  reply  whatever. 

"  You'll  acknowledge,  sir,  that  that  is  not  exactly  the  age 
at  which  to  talk  of  hearts  and  darts,  and  gay  gold  rings," 
continued  the  communicative  gentleman  in  the  bottle-green. 
"1  know  very  well  that  no  young  woman,  of  her  own  free 
choice,  could  take  a  liking  to  me." 

"  Quite  impossible,"  with  desperate  emphasis,  rejoined  Sir 
Richard,  upon  whose  ear  the  sentence  grated  unpleasantly  ; 
lor  Lord  Aspenly's  letter  (in  which  "hearts  and  darts"  were 
profusely  noticed)  lay  before  him  on  the  table  ;  "  but  once 
more,  sir,  may  I  implore  of  you  to  tell  me  the  drift  of  all 
this?"  ' 

"  The  drift  of  it — to  be  sure  I  will — in  due  time,"  replied 
Mr.  Audley.  "  You  see,  then,  sir,  that  having  no  family  of 
my  own,  and  not  having  any  intention  of  taking  a  wife,  I 
have  resolved  to  leave  my  money  to  a  fine  young  fellow,  the 
son  of  an  old  friend ;  his  name  is  O'Connor — Edmond 
O'Connor — a  fine,  handsome,  young  dog,  and  worthy  to  till 
any  place  in  all  the  world — a  high-spirited,  good-hearted, 
dashing  young  rascal — you  know  something  of  him,  iSir 
Richard?" 

The  baronet  nodded  a  supercilious  assent ;  his  attention 
was  now  really  enlisted. 

"  Well,  Sir  Richard,"  continued  the  visitor,  "  I  have  wormed 
out  of  him — for  I  have  a  knack  of  my  own  of  getting  at 


The  Master  of  M or  ley  Court.  57 

people's  secrets,  no  matter  how  close  they  keep  them,  d'ye 
see — that  he  is  over  head  and  ears  in  love  with  your  daughter 
— I  believe  the  young  lady  who  just  left  the  room  on  my 
arrival ;  and  indeed,  if  such  is  the  case,  I  commend  the  young 
scoundrel's  taste  ;  the  lady  is  truly  worthy  of  all  admiration 
— and— 

"  Pray,  sir,  proceed  as  briefly  as  may  be  to  the  object  of 
your  conversation  with  me,"  interrupted  Sir  Richard,  drily. 

"  Well,  then,  to  return — I  understand,  sir,"  continued 
Audley,  "that  you,  suspecting  something  of  the  kind,  and 
believing  the  young  fellow  to  be  penniless,  very  naturally, 
and,  indeed,  I  may  say,  very  prudently,  and  very  sensibly, 
opposed  yourself  to  the  thing  from  the  commencement,  and 
obliged  the  sly  young  dog  to  discontinue  his  visits  ; — well, 
sir,  matters  stood  so,  until  J — cunning  little  J— step  in,  and 
change  the  whole  posture  of  affairs — and  how  ?  Marry,  thus, 
I  come  hither  and  ask  your  daughter's  hand  for  him,  upon 
these  terms  following — that  I  undertake  to  convey  to  him,  at 
once,  lands  to  the  value  of  one  thousand  pounds  a  year,  and 
that  at  my  death  I  will  leave  him,  with  the  exception  of  a  few 
email  legacies,  sole  heir  to  all  I  have  ;  and  on  his  wedding- 
day  give  him  and  his  lady  their  choice  of  either  of  two 
chateaux,  the  worst  of  them  a  worthy  res-idence  for  a  noble- 
man." 

"Are  these  chateaux  in  Spain?"  inquired  Sir  Richard, 
sneeringly. 

"No,  no,  sir,"  replied  the  little  man,  with  perfect  guileless- 
ness  ;  "  both  in  Flanders." 

"  VVell,  air,"  said  Sir  Richard  Ashwoode,  raising  himself 
almost  to  a  sitting  posture,  and  preluding  his  observations 
with  two  unusually  large  pinches  of  snuff,  "  I  have  heard  you 
very  patiently  throughout  a  statement,  all  of  which  was 
latiguing,  and  much  of  which  was  positively  disagreeable  to 
me  :  and  I  trust  that  what  I  have  now  to  say  will  render  it 
wholly  unnecessary  for  you  and  me  ever  again  to  converse 
upon  the  same  topic.  Of  Mr.  O'Connor,  whom,  in  spite  of 
this  strange  repetition  of  an  already  rejected  application,  I 
believe  to  be  a  spirited  young  man,  I  shall  say  nothing  more 
than  that,  from  the  bottom  of  my  heart  I  wish  him  every 
success  of  every  kind,  so  long  as  he  confines  his  aspirations 
to  what  is  suitable  to  his  own  position  in  society ;  and,  con- 
sequently, conducive  to  his  own  comfort  and  respectability. 
With  respect  to  his  very  flattering  vicarious  proposal,  I  must 
assure  you  that  I  do  not  suspect  Miss  Ashwoode  of  any  in- 
clination to  descend  from  the  station  to  which  her  birth  and 
fortune  entitle  her ;  and  if  I  did  suspect  it,  I  should  feel  it  to 
be  my  imperative  duty  to  resist,  by  every  means  in  my  power, 
the  indulgence  of  any  such  wayward  caprice;  but  lest,  after 


5  8  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor" 

what  I  have  said,  any  doubt  should  rest  upon  your  mind  as  to 
the  value  of  these  obstacles,  it  may  not  be  amiss  to  add  that 
my  daughter,  Miss  Ashwoode,  is  actually  promised  in  mar- 
riage to  a  gentleman  of  exalted  rank  and  great  fortune,  and 
•who  is,  in  all  respects,  an  unexceptionable  connection.  1  have 
the  honour,  sir,  to  wish  you  good-morning." 

"  The  devil !  "  exclaimed  the  little  gentleman,  as  soon  as 
his  utter  amazement  allowed  him  to  take  breath.  A  long 
pause  ensued,  during  which  he  twice  inflated  his  cheeks  to 
their  utmost  tension,  and  puffed  the  air  forth  with  a  prolonged 
whistle  of  desolate  wonder.  Recollecting  himself,  however, 
he  hastily  arose,  wished  Sir  Richard  good-day,  and  walked 
down  staird,  and  out  of  the  house,  all  the  way  muttering, 
"  God  bless  my  body  and  soul — a  thousand  pounds  a  year — 
the  devil  —  can  it  be? — body  o'  me — refuse  a  thousand  a  year 
— what  the  deuce  is  he  looking  for?" — and  such  other  ejacu- 
lations ;  stamping  all  the  while  emphatically  upon  every  stair 
as  he  descended,  to  give  vent  to  his  indignation,  as  well  as 
impressiveness  to  his  remarks. 

Something  like  a  smile  for  a  moment  lit  up  the  withered 
features  of  the  old  baronet ;  he  leaned  back  luxuriously  upon 
his  sofa,  and  while  he  listened  with  delighted  attention  to  the 
stormy  descent  of  his  visitor,  he  administered  to  its  proper 
receptacle,  with  prolonged  relish,  two  several  pinches  of 
rappee. 

"  So,  so,"  murmured  he,  complacently,  "  I  suspect  I  have 
seen  the  last  of  honest  Mr.  Audley — a  little  surprised  and  a 
little  angry  he  does  appear  to  be — dear  me  ! — he  stamps  fear- 
fully— what  a  very  strange  creature  it  is.'' 

Having  made  this  reflection,  Sir  Richard  continued  to 
listen  pleasantly  until  the  sounds  were  lost  in  the  distance; 
he  then  rang  a  small  hand-bell  which  lay  upon  the  table,  and 
a  servant  entered. 

"  Tell  Mistress  Mary,"  said  the  baronet,  "  that  I  shall  not 
want  her  just  now,  and  desire  Mr.  Henry  to  come  hither 
instantly — begone,  sirrah." 

The  servant  disappeared,  and  in  a  few  moments  young 
Ashwoode,  looking  unusually  pale  and  haggard,  and  dressed 
in  a  morning  suit,  entered  the  chamber.  Having  saluted  his 
father  with  the  formality  which  the  usages  of  the  time  pre- 
scribed, and  having  surveyed  himself  for  a  moment  at  the 
large  mirror  which  stood  in  the  room,  and  having  adjusted 
thereat  the  tie  of  his  lace  cravat,  he  inquired, — 

"  Pray,  sir,  who  was  that  piece  of  '  too,  too  solid  flesh  ' 
that  passed  me  scarce  a  minute  since  upon  the  stairs,  pound- 
ing all  the  way  with  the  emphasis  of  a  battering  ram  ?  As 
far  as  I  could  judge,  the  thing  had  just  been  discharged  from 
your  room." 


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"You  have  happened,  for  once  in  your  life,  to  talk  with 
relation  to  the  subject  to  which  I  would  call  your  attention," 
said  Sir  Richard.  "  The  person  whom  you  describe  with  your 
wonted  facetiousness,  has  just  been  talking  with  me;  his  name 
is  Audley  ;  I  never  saw  him  till  this  morning,  and  he  came 
coolly  to  make  proposals,  in  young  O'Connor's  name,  for  your 
sister's  hand,  promising  to  settle  some  scurvy  chateaux,  heaven 
knows  where,  upon  the  happy  pair." 
"  Well,  sir,  and  what  followed  ?  "  asked  the  young  man. 
"Why  simply,  sir,"  replied  his  father,  "that  I  gave  him 
the  answer  which  sent  him  stamping  down  stairs,  as  you  saw 
him.  I  laughed  in  his  face,  and  desired  him  to  go  about  his 
business." 

"  Very  good,  indeed,  sir,''  observed  yonng  Ashwoode. 
"There  is  no  occasion  for  commentary,  sir,"  continued  Sir 
Richard.  <- Attend  to  what  I  have  to  say:  a  nobleman  of 
large  fortune  has  requested  my  permission  to  make  his  suit  to 
your  sister — that  I  have,  of  course,  granted;  he  will  arrive 
here  to-morrow,  to  make  a  stay  of  some  days.  I  am  resolved 
the  thing  shall  be  concluded.  I  ought  to  mention  that  the 
nobleman  in  question  is  Lord  Aspenly." 

The  young  man  looked  for  a  moment  or  two  the  very  im- 
personation of  astonishment,  and  then  burst  into  an  uncon- 
trollable tit  of  laughter. 

"  Either  l>e  silent,  sir,  or  this  moment  quit  the  room,"  said 
Sir  Richard,  in  a  tone  which  few  would  have  liked  to  disobey 
— "  how  dare  you — you — you  insolent,  dependent  coxcomb — 
how  dare  you,  sir,  treat  me  with  this  audacious  disrespect?  '' 

The  young  man  hastened  to  avert  the  storm,  whose  violence 
he  had  more  than  once  bitterly  felt,  by  a  timely  submission. 

"  I  assure  you,  sir,  nothing  was  further  from  my  intention 
than  to  offend  you,"  said  he — "  I  am  fully  alive — as  a  man  of 
the  world,  I  could  not  be  otherwise — to  the  immense  advan- 
tages of  the  connection;  but  Lord  Aspenly  I  have  known  so 
long,  and  always  looked  upon  as  a  confirmed  old  bachelor, 
that  on  hearing  his  name  thus  suddenly,  something  of  incon- 
gruity, and — and — and  J  don't  exactly  know  what — struck  me 
so  very  forcibly,  that  I  involuntarily  and  very  thoughtlessly 
began  to  laugh.  I  assure  you,  sir,  I  regret  it  very  much,  if  it 
has  offended  you." 

"  You  are  a  weak  fool,  sir,  I  am  afraid,"  replied  his  father, 
shortly  :  '*  but  that  conviction  has  not  come  upon  me  by  sur- 
prise ;  you  can,  however,  be  of  some  use  in  this  matter,  and 
I  am  determined  you  shall  be.  Now,  sir,  mark  me  :  I 
suspect  that  this  young  fellow — this  O'Connor,  is  not  so  in- 
different to  Mary  as  he  should  be  to  a  daughter  of  mine,  and 
it  is  more  than  possible  that  he  may  endeavour  to  maintain, 
his  interest  in  her  affections,  imaginary  or  real,  by  writing 


60  The  "Cock  and  Anchor? 

letters,  sending  messages,  and  such  manoeuvring.  Now,  you 
must  call  upon  the  young  man,  wherever  he  is  to  be  found, 
and  either  procure  from  him  a  distinct  pledge  to  the  effect 
that  he  will  think  no  more  of  her  (the  young  fellow  has  a 
sense  of  honour,  and  I  would  rely  upon  his  promise),  or  else 
you  must  have  him  out — in  short,  make  him  fight  you — you 
attend,  sir — if  you  get  hurt,  we  can  eaeily  make  the  country 
too  hot  to  hold  him  ;  and  if,  on  the  other  hand,  ynu  poke  him 
through  the  body,  there's  an  end  of  the  whole  difficulty.  This 
step,  sir,  you  must  take— you  understand  me — I  am  very  much 
in  earnest." 

This  was  delivered  with  a  cold  deliberateness,  which  young 
Ashwoode  well  understood,  when  his  father  used  it  to  imply  a 
fixity  of  purpose,  such  as  brooked  no  question,  and  halted  at 
no  obstacle. 

"  Sir,"  replied  Henry  Ashwoode,  after  an  embarrassed  pause 
of  a  few  minutes,  "  you  are  not  aware  of  one  particular  con- 
nected with  last  night's  affray — you  have  heard  that  poor 
Darby,  who  rode  with  me,  was  actually  brained,  and  that  I 
escaped  a  like  fate  by  the  interposition  of  one  who,  at  his  own 
personal  risk,  saved  my  life — that  one  was  the  very  Edmond 
O'Connor  of  whom  we  speak." 

"  What  you  allude  to,"  observed  Sir  Richard,  with  very 
edifying  coolness,  "is,  no  doubt,  very  shocking  and  very  horri- 
ble. I  regret  the  destruction  of  the  man,  although  I  neither 
saw  nor  knew  much  about  him  ;  and  for  your  eminently  provi- 
dential escape,  I  trust  I  am  fully  as  thankful  as  I  ought  to 
be  ;  and  now,  granting  all  you  have  said  to  be  perfectly  accu- 
rate— which  I  take  it  to  be — what  conclusion  do  you  wish  me 
to  draw  from  it  P  " 

"  Why,  sir,  without  pretending  to  any  very  extraordinary 
proclivity  to  gratitude,"  replied  the  young  man—  "  for  O'Connor 
told  me  plainly  that  he  did  not  expect  any — T  must  consider 
what  the  world  will  say,  if  I  return  what  it  will  be  pleased  to 
regard  as  an  obligation,  by  challenging  the  person  who  con- 
ferred it." 

"Good,  sir — good,"  said  the  baronet,  calmly:  and  gazing 
upon  the  ceiling  with  elevated  eyebrows  and  a  bitter  smile,  lie 
added,  reflectively,  "he's  afraid — afraid — afraid — ay,  afraid — 
afraid." 

"  You  wrong  me  very  much,  sir,"  rejoined  young  Ashwoode, 
"  if  you  imagine  that  fear  has  anything  to  do  with  my  reluc- 
tance to  act  as  you  would  have  me ;  and  no  less  do  you  wrong 
me,  if  you  think  I  would  allow  any  school-boy  sentimentalism 
to  stand  in  the  way  of  my  family's  interests.  My  real  ob- 
jection to  the  thing  is  this — first,  that  I  cannot  see  any  satis- 
factory answer  to  the  question,  What  will  the  world  say  of  my 
conduct,  in  case  I  force  a  duel  upon  him  the  day  after  he  has 


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saved  my  life? — and  again,  T  think  it  inevitably  damages  any 
young  woman  in  the  matrimonial  market,  to  have  low  duels 
fought  about  her." 

Sir  Richard  screwed  his  eyebrows  reflectively,  and  remained 
silent. 

"  But  at  the  same  time,  sir/'  continued  his  son,  "  I  see  as 
clearly  as  you  could  wish  me  to  do,  the  importance,  under 
present  circumstances — or  rather  the  absolute  necessity — of 
putting  a  stop  to  O'Connor's  suit ;  and,  in  short,  to  all  com- 
munication between  him  and  my  sister,  and  I  will  undertake 
to  do  this  effectually." 

"  And  how,  sir,  pray  ?  ''  inquired  the  baronet. 

"  I  shall,  as  a  matter  of  course,  wait  upon  the  young  man," 
replied  Henry  Ashwoode — "  his  services  of  last  night  demand 
that  I  should  do  so.  I  will  explain  to  him,  in  a  friendly  way, 
the  hopelessness  of  his  suit.  I  should  not  hesitate  either  to 
throw  a  little  colouring  of  my  own  over  the  matter.  If  I  can 
induce  O'Connor  once  to  regard  me  as  his  friend — and  after 
all,  it  is  but  the  part  of  a  friend  to  put  a  stop  to  this  foolish 
affair — I  will  stake  my  existence  that  the  matter  shall  be 
broken  off  for  ever  and  a  day.  If,  however,  the  young  fellow 
turn  out  foolish  and  pig-headed,  I  can  easily  pick  a  quarrel 
with  him  upon  some  other  subject,  and  get  him  out  of  the  way 
as  you  propose;  but  without  mixing  up  my  sister's  name  in 
the  dispute,  or  giving  occasion  for  gossip.  However,  I  half 
suspect  that  it  will  require  neither  crafty  stratagem  nor  shrewd 
blows  to  bring  this  absurd  business  to  an  end.  I  daresay  the 
parties  are  beginning  to  tire  heartily  of  waiting,  and  perhaps 
a  little  even  of  one  another ;  and,  for  my  part,  I  really  do  not 
know  that  the  girl  ever  cared  for  him,  or  gave  him  the  smallest 
encouragement.'' 

"  But  J  know  that  she  did,"  replied  Sir  Richard.  "Carey 
has  shown  me  letters  from  her  to  him,  and  from  him  to  her, 
not  six  months  since.  Carey  is  a  very  useful  woman,  and 
may  do  us  important  service.  I  did  not  choose  to  mention 
that  I  had  seen  these  letters;  but  I  sounded  Miry  somewhat 
sternly,  and  left  her  with  a  caution  which  I  think  must  have 
produced  a  salutary  effect — in  short,  I  told  her  plainly,  that 
it'  I  had  reason  to  suspect  any  correspondence  or  understand- 
ing between  her  and  O'Connor,  I  should  not  scruple  to  resort 
to  the  sternest  and  most  rigorous  interposition  of  parental 
authority,  to  put  an  end  to  it  peremptorily.  I  confess,  how- 
ever, that  I  have  misgivings  about  this.  I  regard  it  as  a  very 
serious  obstacle — one,  however,  which,  so  sure  as  I  live,  I  will 
entirely  annihilate." 

There  was  a  pause  for  a  little  while,  and  Sir  Richard  con- 
tinued,— 

"  There  is  a  good  deal  of  sense  in  what  you  have  suggested. 


62  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

We  will  talk  it  over  and  arrange  operations  systematically 
this  evening.  I  presume  you  intend  calling  upon  the  fellow 
to-day  ;  it  might  not  be  amiss  if  you  had  him  to  dine  with 
you  once  or  twice  in  town  :  you  must  get  up  a  kind  of  confi- 
dential acquaintance  with  him,  a  thing  which  you  can  easily 
terminate,  as  soon  as  its  object  is  answered.  He  is,  I  believe, 
what  they  call  a  frank,  honest  sort  of  fellow,  an«l  is,  of  course, 
very  easily  led  ;  and— and,  in  short — made  &  fool  of:  as  for 
the  girl,  I  think  I  know  something  of  the  sex,  and  very  few  of 
them  are  so  romantic  as  not  to  understand  the  value  of  a  title 
and  ten  thousand  a  year!  Depend  upon  it,  in  spite  of  all 
her  sighs,  and  vapours,  and  romance,  the  girl  will  be  dazzled 
so  effectually  before  three  weeks,  as  to  be  blind  to  every  other 
object  in  the  world  ;  but  if  not,  and  f-hould  she  dare  to  oppose 
my  wishes,  I'll  make  her  cross-grained  folly  more  terrible  to 
her  than  she  dreams  of — but  she  knows  me  too  well — she  dares 
not." 

Both  parties  remained  silent  and  abstracted  for  a  time,  and 
then  Sir  Richard,  turning  sharply  to  his  son,  exclaimed,  with 
his  usual  tart  manner, — 

"And  now,  sir,  I  must  admit  that  T  am  a  good  deal  tired  of 
your  very  agreeable  company.  Go  about  your  business,  if  you 
please,  and  he  in  this  room  this  evening  at  half-past  six  o'clock. 
You  had  better  not  forget  to  be  punctual;  and,  for  the  present, 
get  out  of  my  sight." 

With  this  very  affectionate  leave-taking,  Sir  Richard  put 
an  end  to  the  family  consultation,  and  the  young  man,  relieved 
of  the  presence  of  the  only  person  on  earth  whom  he  really 
feared,  gladly  closed  the  door  behind  him. 


CHAPTER   XT. 

THE   OLD  BEECH-TREE   WALK   AND   THE   IVY-GBOWN   GATEWAY — 
THE    TRYSTE   AND   THE   CRUTCH-HANDLED   CANE. 

IN  the  snug  old  "  Cock  and  Anchor,'"  the  morning  after  the 
exciting  scenes  in  which  O'Connor  had  taken  so  active  a  part, 
that  gentleman  was  pacing  the  floor  of  his  sitting-room  in  no 
email  agitation.  On  the  result  of  that  interview,  which  he 
had  resolved  no  longer  to  postpone,  depended  his  happiness 
for  years — it  might  be  for  life.  Again  and  again  he  applied 
himself  to  the  task  of  arranging  clearly  and  concisely,  and 
withal  adroitly  and  with  tact,  the  substance  of  what  he  had 
to  say  to  Sir  Richard  Ashwoode.  But,  spite  of  all,  his  mind 


The  Old  Beech-Tree  Walk.  63 

would  wander  to  the  pleasant  hours  he  had  passed  with  Mary 
Ashwoode  in  the  quiet  green  wood  and  by  the  dark  well's  side, 
and  through  the  moss-grown  rocks,  and  by  the  chiming  current 
of  the  wayward  brook,  long  before  the  cold  and  worldly  had 
suspected  and  repulsed  that  love  which  he  knew  could  never 
die  but  when  his  heart  had  ceased  to  beat  for  ever.  Again 
would  he,  banishing  with  a  stoical  effort  these  unbiddeji 
visions  of  memory,  seek  to  accomplish  the  important  task 
which  he  had  proposed  to  himself;  but  still  all  in  vain.  There 
was  she  once  more — there  was  the  p->le,  pensive,  lovely  face 
— there  the  long,  dark,  silken  tresses — there  the  deep,  beautiful 
eyes — and  there  the  smile — the  artless,  melancholy,  enchant- 
ing smile. 

"  It  boots  not  trying,"  exclaimed  O'Connor.  "  I  cannot 
collect  my  thoughts;  and  yet  what  use  in  conning  over  the 
order  and  the  words  of  what,  after  all,  will  be  judged  merely 
by  its  meaning  ?  Perhaps  it  is  better  that  I  should  yield  my- 
self wholly  up  to  the  impulse  of  the  moment,  and  so  speak  but 
the  more  directly  and  the  more  boldly.  No ;  even  in  such  a 
cause  I  will  not  accommodate  myself  to  his  cramp  and  crooked 
habits  of  thought  and  feeling.  If  I  let  him  know  all,  it 
matters  little  how  he  learns  it." 

As  O'Connor  finished  this  sentence,  his  meditations  were 
dispelled  by  certain  sounds,  which  issued  from  the  passage 
leading  to  his  room. 

"  A  young  man,"  exclaimed  a  voice,  interrupted  by  a  good 
deal  of  puffing  and  blowing,  probably  caused  by  the  steep 
ascent,  "and  a  good-looking,  eh  ?— (puff) — dark  eyes,  eh  ? — 
(puff,  puff)— black  hair  and  straight  nose,  eh? — (puff,  puff)  — 
long-limbed,  tall,  eh  ?— (puff)." 

The  answers  to  the.se  interrogatories,  whatever  they  may 
have  been,  were,  where  O'Connor  stood,  wholly  inaudible ; 
but  the  cross-examination  was  accompanied  throughout  by  a 
stout,  firm,  stumping  tread  upon  the  old  floor,  which,  along 
with  the  increasing  clearness  with  which  the  noise  made  its 
way  to  O'Connor's  door,  sufficiently  indicated  that  the  speaker 
was  approaching.  The  accents  were  familiar  to  him.  He 
ran  to  his  door,  opened  it ;  and  in  an  instant  Hugh  Audley, 
Esquire,  very  hot  and  very  much  out  of  breath,  pitched  him- 
self, wilh  a  good  deal  of  precision,  shoulders  foremost,  against 
the  pit  of  the  young  man's  stomach,  and,  embracing  him  a 
little  above  the  hips,  hugged  him  for  some  time  in  silence, 
swaying  him  to  and  fro  with  extraordinary  energy,  as  if  pre- 
paratory to  tripping  him  up,  and  taking  him  off  his  feet 
altogether — then  giving  him  a  shove  straight  from  him,  and 
holding  him  at  arm's  length,  he  looked  with  brimful  eyes, 
and  a  countenance  beaming  with  delight,  full  in  O'Connor's 
face. 


64  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

"Confound  the  dog,  how  well  he  looks,"  exclaimed  the  old 
gentleman,  vehemently — "  devilish  well,  curse  him  !  "  and  he 
gave  O'Connor  a  shove  with  his  knuckles,  and  succeeded  in 
staggering  himself — "  never  saw  you  look  better  in  my  life, 
nor  anyone  else  for  that  matter  ;  and  how  is  every  inch  of  you, 
and  what  have  you  been  doing  with  yourself  ?  Cotne,  you 
young  dog,  account  for  yourself.'' 

'  O'Connor  had  now,  for  the  first  time,  an  opportunity  of 
bidding  the  kind  old  gentleman  welcome,  which  he  did  to  the 
full  as  cordially,  if  not  so  boisterously. 

"  Let  me  sit  down  and  rest  myself  :  I  must  take  breath  for 
a  minute,'5  exclaimed  the  old  gentleman.  "  Give  me  a  chair, 
you  nndutiful  rascal.  What  a  devil  of  a  staircase  that  is,  to 
be  sure.  Well,  and  what  do  you  intend  doing  with  yourself 
to-day?" 

"  To  say  the  truth,"  said  the  young  man,  while  a  swarthier 
glow  crossed  his  dark  features.  "I  was  just  about  to  start  for 
Morley  Court,  to  see  Sir  Eichard  Ashwoode." 

k'  About  his  daughter,  I  take  it  ?  "  inquired  the  old  gentle- 
man. 

"Just  so,  sir,"  replied  the  younger  man. 
"Then  you  may  spare  yourself  the  pains,"  rejoined  the  old 
gentleman,  briskly.      "  You  are   better  at  home.      You  have 
been  forestalled." 

"  What — how,  sir  ?  What  do  you  mean  ?  "  asked  O'Connor, 
in  great  perplexity  and  alarm. 

"  Just  what  [  say,  my  boy.     You  have  been  forestalled." 
"By  whom,  sir?" 
"  By  me." 
"  By  you  ?  " 
"  Ay." 

The  old  gentleman  screwed  his  brows  and  pursed  up  his 
mouth  until  it  became  a  Gordian  involution  of  knots  and 
•wriukles,  threw  a  fierce  and  determined  expression  into  his 
eyes,  and  wagged  his  head  slightly  from  side  to  side — looking 
altogether  very  like  a  "  Cromwell  guiltless  of  his  country's 
blood."  At  length  he  said, — 

"I'm  an  old  fellow,  and  ought  to  know  something  by  this 
time— -think  I  do,  for  that  matter ;  and  I  say  deliberately — 
cut  the  whole  concern  and  blow  them  all." 

Having  thus  delivered  himself,  the  old  gentleman  resumed 
his  sternest  expression  of  countenance,  and  continued  in 
silence  to  wag  his  head  from  time  to  time  with  an  air  of  infi- 
nite defiance,  leaving  his  young  companion,  if  possible,  more 
perplexed  and  bewildered  than  ever. 

"  And  have  you,  then,  seen  Sir  Eichard  Ashwoode  ?  "  in- 
quired O'Connor. 

'•  Have  I  seen  him  ?  "  rejoined  the  old  gentleman.    "  To  be 


The  Old  Beech-Tree  Walk.  65 

snre  I  have.  The  moment  the  boat  touched  the  quay,  and  I 
fairly  felt  terra  firma,  I  drove  to  the  '  Fox  in  Breeches,'  and 
donned  a  handsome  suit" — (here  the  gentleman  glanced 
cursorily  at  his  bottle-green  habiliments) — "I  ordered  a 
hack-coach — got  safely  to  Morley  Court — saw  Sir  Kichard, 
laid  up  with  the  gout,  looking  just  like  an  old,  dried-up,  cross- 
grained  monkey.  There  was,  of  course,  a  long  explanation, 
and  all  that  sort  of  thing — a  good  deal  of  tact  and  diplomacy 
on  my  side,  doubling  about,  neat  fencing,  and  circumbendi- 
bus ;  but  all  would  not  do — an  infernal  smash.  Sir  Richard 
was  all  but  downright  uncivil — would  not  hear  of  it — said 
plump  and  plain  he  would  never  consent.  The  fact  is,  he's  a 
sour,  hard,  insolent  old  scoundrel,  and  a  bitter  pill ;  and  I 
congratulate  you  heartily  on  having  escaped  all  connection 
with  him  and  his.  Don't  look  so  down  in  the  mouth  about 
the  matter  ;  there's  as  good  fish  in  the  sea  as  ever  was  caught ; 
and  if  the  young  woman  is  half  such  a  shrew  as  her  father  is  a 
tartar,  you  have  had  ail  escape  to  be  thankful  for  the  longest 
day  you  live." 

We  shall  not  attempt  to  describe  the  feelings  with  which 
O'Connor  received  this  somewhat  eccentric  communication. 
He  folded  his  arms  upon  tbe  table,  and  for  many  minutes 
leaned  his  head  upon  them,  without  motion,  and  without 
uttering  one  word.  At  length  he  said, — 

"  After  all,  I  ought  to  have  expected  this.  Sir  Eichard  is  a 
bigoted  man  in  his  own  faith — an  ambitious  and  a  worldly 
man,  too.  It  was  folly,  mere  folly,  knowing  all  this,  to  look 
for  any  other  answer  from  him.  He  may  indeed  delay  our 
union  for  a  little,  but  he  cannot  bar  it — he  shall  not  bar  it.  I 
could  more  easily  doubt  myself  than  Mary's  constancy  ;  and 
if  she  be  but  firm  and  true — and  she  is  all  loyalty  and  all 
truth — the  world  cannot  part  us  two.  Our  separation  cannot 
outlast  his  life ;  nor  shall  it  last  so  long.  I  will  overcome  her 
scruples,  combat  all  her  doubts,  satisfy  her  reason.  She  will 
consent — she  will  be  mine — my  own — through  life  and  until 
death.  No  hand  shall  sunder  us  for  ever,'' — he  turned  to  the 
old  man,  and  grasped  his  hand — "  My  dear,  kind,  true  friend, 
how  can  I  ever  thank  you  for  all  your  generous  acts  of  kind- 
ness. I  cannot." 

"  Never  mind,  never  mind,  my  dear  boy,"  said  the  old 
gentleman,  blubbering  in  spite  of  himself — "never  mind — 

what  a  d d  old  fool  I  am,  to  be  sure.  Come,  come,  you 

shall  take  a  turn  with  me  towards  the  country,  and  get  an 
appetite  for  dinner.  You'll  be  as  well  as  ever  in  half  an  hour. 
When  all's  done,  you  stand  no  worse  than  you  did  yesterday  ; 
and  if  the  girl's  a  good  girl,  as  I  make  no  doubt  she  is,  why, 
you  are  sure  of  her  constancy — and  the  devil  himself  shall  not 
part  you.  Confound  me  if  L  don't  run  away  with  the  girl  for 


66  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" , 

you  myself  if  you  make  a  pother  about  the  matter.  Come 
along,  you  dog— come  along.  I  say." 

"Nay,  sir,"  replied  O'Connor/"  forgive  me.  I  am  keenly 
pained.  I  am  agitated— confounded  at  the  suddenness  of  this 
— this  dreadful  blow.  I  will  go  alone,  pardon  me,  my  kind 
and  dear  friend,  I  must  go  alone.  I  may  chance  to  see  the 
lady.  I  am  sure  she  will  not  fail  me — she  will  meet  me. 
Oh !  heart  and  brain,  be  still — be  steady — I  need  your  best 
counsels  now.  Farewell,  sir — for  a  little  time,  farewell." 

**  Well,  be  it  so — since  so  it  must  be,"  said  Mr.  Audley, 
who  did  not  care  to  combat  a  resolution,  announced  with  all 
the  wild  energy  of  despairing  passion,  "by  all  means,  my 
dear  boy,  alone  it  shall  be,  though  I  scarce  think  you  would 
be  the  worse  of  a  staid  old  fellow's  company  in  your  ramble 
— but  no  matter,  boys  wJl  be  boys  while  the  world  goes 
round." 

The  conclusion  of  this  sentence  was  a  soliloquy,  for  O'Con- 
nor had  already  descended  to  the  inn  yard,  where  he  procured 
a  horse,  and  was  soon,  with  troubled  mind  and  swelling  heart, 
making  rapid  way  toward  Morley  Court.  It  was  now  tue 
afternoon — the  sun  had  made  nearly  half  his  downward 
course — the  air  was  soft  and  fresh,  and  the  birds  sang  sweetly 
in  the  dark  nooks  and  bowers  of  the  tall  trees :  it  seemed 
almost  as  if  summer  had  turned  like  a  departing  beauty,  with 
one  last  look  of  loveliness  to  gladden  the  scene  which  she  was 
regretfully  leaving.  So  sweet  and  still  the  air — so  full  and 
mellow  the  thrilling  chorus  of  merry  birds  among  the  rustling 
leaves,  flitting  from  bough  to  bough  in  the  clear  and  lofty 
shadow — so  cloudless  the  golden  flood,  of  sunlight.  Such  was 
the  day — so  gladsome  the  sounds — so  serene  the  aspect  of  all 
nature— as  O'Connor,  dismounting  under  the  shadow  of  a  tall, 
straggling  hawthorn  hedge,  and  knotting  the  bridle  in  one  of 
its  twisted  branches,  crossed  a  low  stile,  and  thus  entered  the 
grounds  of  Morley  Court.  He  threaded  a  winding  path 
which  led  through  a  neglected  wood  of  thorn  and  oak,  and 
found  himself  after  a  few  minutes  in  the  spot  he  sousrht.  The 
old  beech  walk  had  been  once  the  mnia  avenue  to  the  house. 
Huge  beech-trees  flung  their  mighty  boughs  high  in  air  across 
its  long  perspective — and  bright  as  was  the  day,  the  long  laue 
lay  in  shadow  deep  and  solemn  as  that  of  some  old  Gothic 
aisle.  Down  this  dim  vista  did  O'Connor  pace  with  hurried 
steps  toward  the  spot  where,  about  midway  in  its  length, 
there  stood  the  half-ruined  piers  and  low  walls  of  what  had 
once  been  a  gateway. 

"  Can  it  be  tiiat  she  shrinks  from  this  meeting  ?  *  thought 
O'Connor,  as  his  eye  in  vain  sought  the  wished-for  form  of 
Mary  Ashwoode,  "  will  she  disappoint  me  ? — snrely  she  who 
has  walked  with  me  so  many  lonely  hours  in  guileless  trust 


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mvl  not  have  feared  ti  meet  me  here.  It  was  not  generous 
to  deny  me  this  boon — to  her  so  easy — to  me  so  rich — yet 
perchance  she  judges  wisely.  What  boots  it  that  I  should  see 
her?  Why  see  again  that  matchless  beauty — that  touching 
smile — those  eyes  that  looked  so  fondly  on  me  ?  Why  see  her 
more  — since  mayhap  we  shall  never  meet  again  ?  She  means 
it  kindly.  Her  nature  is  all  nobleness — all  generosity  ;  and 
yet— and  yet  to  see  her  no  more — to  hear  her  voice  no  more  — 
have  we — have  we  then  parted  at  last  for  evei  ?  But  no — by 
heavens — 'tis  she — Mary !  " 

It  was  indeed  Mary  Ashwoode,  blushing  and  beautiful  as 
ever.  In  an  instant  O'Connor  stood  by  her  side. 

"  My  own — my  true-hearted  Mary." 

"Oh!  Edmond,"  said  she,  after  a  brief  silence,"!  fear  I 
have  done  wrong — have  I P — in  meeting  you  thus.  I  ought 
not — indeed  I  know  1  ought  not  to  have  come." 

"  Nay,  Mary,  do  not  speak  thus.  Dear  Mary,  have  we 
not  been  companions  in  many  a  pleasant  ramble:  in  those 
times — the  times,  Mary,  that  will  never  come  again  P  Why, 
then,  should  you  deny  me  a  few  minutes'  mournful  converse, 
where  in  other  days  we  two  have  passed  so  many  pleasant 
hours  P  " 

There  was  in  the  tone  in  which  he  spoke  something  so  un- 
utterably melancholy— and  in  the  recollections  which  his  few 
simple  words  called  crowding  to  her  mind,  something  at  once 
so  touching,  so  dearly  cherished,  and  so  bitterly  regretted — 
that  the  tears  gathered  in  her  full  dark  eyes,  and  fell  one  by 
one  fast  and  unheeded. 

"  You  do  not  grieve,  then,  Mary,"  said  he,  "  that  you  have 
come  here — that  we  have  met  once  more  :  do  you,  Mary  ?  " 

"No,  no,  Edmond — no,  indeed,"  answered  she,  sobbing. 
"  God  knows  I  do  not,  Edmond — no,  no." 

"  Well,  Mary,"  said  he,  "  I  am  happy  in  the  belief  that  you 
feel  toward  me  just  as  you  used  to  do — as  happy  as  one  so 
wretched  can  hope  to  be." 

"Edmond,  your  words  affright  me,"  said  she,  fixing  her 
eyes  full  upon  him  with  imploring  earnestness:  "you  look 
sadder — paler  than  you  did  yesterday ;  something  has 
happened  since  then.  What — what  is  it,  Edmond  ?  tell  me — 
ah,  tell  me!" 

"Yes,  Mary,  much  has  happened,"  answered  he,  taking  her 
hand  between  both  of  his,  and  meeting  her  gaze  with  a  look 
of  passionate  sorrow  and  tenderness — "yes,  Mary,  without  my 
knowledge,  the  friend  of  whom  I  told  you  had  arrived,  and 
this  morning  saw  your  father,  told  him  all,  and  was  repulsed 
with  sternness — almost  with  insult.  Sir  Richard  has  resolved 
that  it  shall  never  be ;  there  is  no  more  hope  of  bending  him 
— none — none — none." 

p  2 


68  The  "Cock  and  Anchor?' 

While  O'Connor  spoke,  the  colour  in  Mary's  cheeks  came 
and  fled  in  turn  with  quick  alternations,  in  answer  to  every 
throb  and  flutter  of  the  poor  heart  within. 

"  See  him — speak  to  him — yourself,  Edmond,  yourself.  Oh  ! 
do  not  despair — see  him — speak  to  him,"  she  almost  whispered, 
for  agitation  had  well-nigh  deprived  her  of  voice — "  see  him, 
Edmond — yourself — for  God's  sake,  dear  Edmond — yourself — 
yourself" — and  she  grasped  his  arm  in  her  tiny  hand,  and 
gazed  in  his  pale  face  with  such  a  look  of  agonized  entreaty 
as  cut  him  to  the  very  heart. 

"  Yes,  Mary,  if  it  seems  good  to  you,  I  will  speak  to  him 
myself,"  said  O'Connor,  with  deep  melancholy.  "  1  will,  Mary, 
though  my  own  heart — my  reason — tells  me  it  is  all — all 
utterly  in  vain  ;  but,  Mary,"  continued  he,  suddenly  changing 
his  tone  to  one  of  more  alacrity,  "  if  he  should  still  reject  me 
— if  he  shall  forbid  our  ever  meeting  more — -if  he  shall  declare 
himself  unalterably  resolved  against  our  union — Mary,  in 
'such  a  case,  would  you,  too,  tell  me  to  see  you  no  more — 
would  you,  too,  tell  me  to  depart  without  hope,  and  never 
come  again  ?  or  would  you,  Mary — could  you — dare  you—- 
dear, dear  Mary,  for  once — once  only — disobey  your  stern  and 
haughty  father — dare  you  trust  yourself  with  me — fly  with  me 
to  France,  and  be  at  last,  and  after  all,  my  own — my  bride  ?  " 

"  ISTo,  Edmond,"  said  she,  solemnly  and  sadly,  while  her  eyes 
again  tilled  with  tears  ;  and  though  she  trembled  like  the  leaf 
on  the  tree,  yet  he  knew  by  the  sound  of  her  sad  voice  that 
her  purpose  could  not  alter— •"  that  can  never  be — never, 
Edmond — no — no." 

"  Then,  Mary,  can  it  be,5'  he  answered,  with  an  accent  so 
desolate  that  despair  itself  seemed  breathing  in  its  tone — 
"  can  it  be,  after  all — all  we  have  passed  and  proved — all  our 
love  and  constancy,  and  all  our  bright  hopes,  so  long  and 
fondly  cherished — cherished  in  the  midst  of  grief  and  diffi- 
culty—when we  had  no  other  stay  but  hope  alone — are  we, 
after  all— at  last,  to  part  for  ever  ?— is  it,  indeed,  Mary,  all— all 
over  ?  " 

As  the  two  lovers  stood  thus  in  deep  and  melancholy  con- 
verse by  the  ivy-grown  and  ruined  gateway,  beneath  the  airy 
shadow  of  the  old  beech-trees,  they  were  recalled  to  other 
thoughts  by  the  hurried  patter  of  footsteps,  and  the  rustling 
of  the  branches  among  the  underwood  which  skirted  the 
avenue.  As  fortune  willed  it,  however,  the  intruder  was  no 
other  than  the  honest  dog,  Rover,  Mary's  companion  in  many 
a  silent  and  melancholy  ramble  ;  he  came  sniffing  and  bound- 
ing with  boisterous  greeting  to  hail  his  young  mistress  and 
her  companion.  The  interruption,  harmless  as  it  was,  startled 
Mary  Ashwoode. 

"  Were  my  father  to  find  us  here,  Edmond,"  said  she,  "  it 


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were  fatal  to  all  our  hopes.  You  know  his  temper  well.  Let 
us  then  part  here.  Follow  the  by-path  leading  to  the  house. 
Go  and  see  him — speak  with  him  for  my  sake — for  my  sake, 
Edmond — and  so — and  so— farewell." 

"  And  farewell,  Mary,  since  it  must  be,"  said  O'Connor, 
with  a  bitter  struggle.  "  Farewell,  but  only  for  a  time — only 
for  a  little  time,  Mary ;  and  whatever  befalls,  remember — 
remember  me.  Farewell,  Mary." 

As  he  thus  spoke,  he  raised  her  hand  to  his  lips,  and  kissed 
it  for  the  first  time,  it  might  be  for  the  last,  in  his  life.  For  a 
moment  he  stood,  and  gazed  with  sad  devotion  upon  the  loved 
face.  Then,  with  an  effort,  he  turned  abruptly  away,  and 
strode  rapidly  in  the  direction  she  had  indicated  ;  and  when  he 
turned  to  look  again,  she  was  gone. 

O'Connor  followed  the  narrow  path,  which,  diverging  a 
little  from  the  broad  grass  lane,  led  with  many  a  wayward 
turn  among  the  tall  trees  toward  the  house.  As  he  thus 
pursued  his  way,  a  few  moments  of  reflection  satisfied  him  of 
the  desperate  nature  of  the  enterprise  which  he  had  under- 
taken. But  if  lovers  are  often  upon  unreal  grounds  despond- 
ing, it  is  likewise  true  that  they  are  sometimes  sanguine  when 
others  would  despair  ;  and,  spite  of  all  his  misgivings — of  all 
the  irresistible  conclusions  of  stern  reason — hope  still  beckoned 
him  on.  Thus  agitated,  he  pursued  his  way,  until,  on  turning 
an  abrupt  angle,  he  beheld,  scarcely  more  than  a  dozen  paces 
in  advance,  and  moving  slowly  toward  him  in  the  shadowy 
pathway,  a  figure,  at  sight  of  which,  thus  suddenly  presented, 
he  recoiled,  and  stood  for  a  moment  fixed  as  a  statue.  He 
had  encountered  the  object  of  his  search.  The  form  was  that 
of  Sir  Richard  Ashwoode  himself,  who,  wrapped  in  his  scarlet 
roqnelaure,  and  leaning  upon  the  shoulder  of  his  Italian  valet, 
while  he  limped  forward  slowly  and  painfully,  appeared  full 
before  him. 

"  So,  so,  so,  so,"  repeated  the  baronet,  at  first  with  unaffected 
astonishment,  which  speedily,  however,  deepened  into  intense 
but  constrained  anger — his  dark,  prominent  eyes  peering 
fiercely  upon  tho  young  man,  while,  stooping  forward,  and 
clutching  his  crutch-handled  cane  hard  in  his  lean  fingers,  he 
limped  first  one  and  then  another  step  nearer. 

"  Mr.  O'Connor  !  or  my  eyes  deceive  me." 

"  Yes,  Sir  Richard,"  replied  O'Connor,  with  a  haughty  bow, 
and  advancing  a  little  toward  him  in  turn.  "  I  am  that 
Edmond  O'Connor  whom  you  once  knew  well,  and  whom  it 
would  seem  you  still  know.  I  ought,  doubtless — " 

"  Nay,  sir,  no  flowers  of  rhetoric,  if  you  please,"  interrupted 
Sir  Richard,  bitterly— "no  fustian  speeches — to  the  point — to 
the  point,  sir.  If  you  have  ought  to  say  to  me,  deliver  it  in 
six  words.  Your  business,  sir.  Be  brief." 


70  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

"I  will  not  indeed  waste  words,  Sir  Eichard  Ashwoode," 
replied  O'Connor,  firmly.  "  There  is  but  one  subject  on 
which  I  would  seek  a  conference  with  you,  and  that  subject 
you  well  may  guess." 

"  I  do  guess  it,"  retorted  Sir  Eichard.  "  You  would  renew 
an  absurd  proposal — one  opened  three  years  since,  and  re- 
peated this  morning  by  the  old  booby,  your  elected  spokesman. 
To  that  proposal  I  have  ever  given  one  answer — no.  I  have 
not  changed  my  mind,  nor  ever  shall.  Am  I  understood,  sir  ? 
And  least  of  all  should  I  think  of  changing  my  purpose  now," 


continued  hp,  more  pointedly,  as  a  suspicion  crossed  his  mind — 
"  now,  sir,  that  you  have  forfeited  by  your  own  act  whatever 
regard  you  once  seemed  to  me  to  merit.  You  did  not  seek  me 
here,  sir.  I'm  not  to  be  fooled,  sir.  You  did  not  seek  me — 
don't  assert  it.  I  understand  your  purpose.  You  came  here 
clandestinely  to  tamper  like  a  schemer  with  my  child.  Yes, 
sir,  a  schemer ! "  repeated  Sir  Eichard,  with  bitter  emphasis, 
while  his  sharp  sallow  features  grew  sharper  and  more  sallow 
still ;  and  he  struck  the  point  of  his  cane  at  every  emphatic 
word  deep  into  the  sod — "  a  mean,  interested,  cowardly 
schemer.  How  dare  you  steal  into  my  place,  you  thrice- 
rejected,  dishonourable,  spiritless  adventurer  ?  " 


The  Old  Beech-Tree  Walk.  71 

The  blood  rushed  to  O'Connor's  brow  as  the  old  man  uttered 
this  insulting  invective.  The  tiery  impulse  which  under  other 
circumstances  would  have  been  uncontrollable,  was,  however, 
speedily,  though  with  difficulty,  mastered ;  and  O'Connor 
replied  bitterly, — 

"  You  are  an  old  man,  Sir  Richard,  and  her  father — you  are 
safe,  sir.  How  much  of  chivalry  or  courage  is  shown  in  heap- 
ing insult  upon  one  who  will  not  retort  upon  you,  judge  lor 
yourself.  Alter  what  has  passed,  I  feel  that  I  were,  indeed, 
the  vile  thing  you  have  described,  if  I  were  again  to  subject 
myself  to  your  unprovoked  insolence  :  be  assured,  I  shall  never 
place  foot  of  mine  within  your  boundaries  again  :  relieve  your- 
self, sir,  of  all  fears  upon  that  score ;  and  for  your  language, 
you  know  you  can  appreciate  the  respect  that  makes  me  leave 
you  thus  unanswered  and  unpunished." 

So  saying,  he  turned,  and  with  long  and  rapid  strides  retraced 
his  steps,  his  heart  swelling  with  a  thousand  struggling  emo- 
tions. Scarce  knowing  what  he  did,  O'Connor  rode  rapidly  to  the 
"  Cock  and  Anchor,"  and  too  much  stunned  and  confounded 
by  the  scenes  in  which  he  had  just  borne  a  part  to  exchange  a 
word  with  Mr.  Audley,  whom  he  found  still  established  in  his 
chamber,  he  threw  himself  dejectedly  into  a  chair,  and  sank 
into  gloomy  and  obstinate  abstraction.  The  good-natured  old 
gentleman  did  not  care  to  interrupt  his  young  friend's  rumina- 
tions, and  hours  might  have  passed  away  and  found  them  still 
undisturbed,  were  it  not  that  the  door  was  suddenly  thrown 
open,  and  the  waiter  announced  Mr.  Ashwoode.  There  was  a 
spell  in  the  name  which  instantly  recalled  O'Connor  to  the 
scene  before  him.  Had  a  viper  sprung  up  at  his  feet,  he  could 
not  have  recoiled  with  a  stronger  antipathy.  With  a  mixture 
of  feelings  scarcely  tolerable,  he  awaited  his  arrival,  and  after 
a  moment  or  two  of  suspense,  Henry  Ashwoode  entered  the 
room. 

Mr.  Audley,  having  heard  the  name,  scowled  fearfully  from 
the  centre  of  the  room  upon  the  young  gentleman  as  he  entered, 
stuffed  his  hands  half-way  to  the  elbows  in  his  breeches  pockets, 
and  turning  briskly  upon  his  heel,  marched  emphatically  to 
the  window,  and  gazed  out  into  the  inn  yard  with  remarkable 
perseverance.  The  obvious  coldness  with  which  he  was  re- 
ceived did  not  embarrass  young  Ashwoode  in  the  least.  With 
perfect  ease  and  a  graceful  frankness  of  demeanour,  he  advanced 
to  O'Connor,  and  after  a  greeting  of  extraordinary  warmth,  in- 
quired how  he  had  gotten  home,  and  whether  he  had  suffered 
since  any  inconvenience  from  the  fall  which  he  had.  He  then 
went  on  to  renew  his  protestations  of  gratitude  for  O'Connor's 
services,  with  so  much  ardour  and  apparent  heartiness,  that 
spite  of  his  prejudices,  the  old  man  was  moved  in  his  favour; 
and  when  Ashwoode  expressed  in  a  low  voice  to  O'Connor  his 


;  2  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor? 

wish  to  be  introduced  to  his  friend,  honest  Mr.  Audley  felt  his 
heart  quite  softened,  and  instead  of  merely  bowing  to  him, 
absolutely  shook  him  by  the  hand.  The  young  man  then,  spite 
of  O'Connor's  evident  reluctance,  proceeded  to  relate  to  his  new 
acquaintance  the  details  of  the  adventures  of  the  preceding 
night,  in  doing  which,  he  took  occasion  to  dwell,  in  the  most 
glowing  terms,  upon  his  obligations  to  O'Connor.  After 
sitting  with  them  for  nearly  half  an  hour,  young  Ashwoode 
took  his  leave  in  the  most  affectionate  manner  possible,  and 
withdrew. 

"  Well,  that  is  a  good-looking  young  fellow,  and  a  warm- 
hearted," exclaimed  the  old  gentleman,  as  soon  as  the  visitor 
had  disappeared — "what  a  pity  he  should  be  cursed  with  such 
a  confounded  old  father.'' 


CHAPTER  XII. 

THE   APPOINTED   HOUR — THE   SCHEMEES   AND   THE   PLOT. 

"  AND  here  comes  my  dear  brother,"  exclaimed  Mary  Ash- 
woode, joyously,  as  she  ran  to  welcome  the  young  man,  now 
entering  her  father's  room,  in  which,  for  more  than  an  hour 
previously,  she  had  been  sitting.  Throwing  her  arm  round 
his  neck,  and  looking  sweetly  in  his  face,  she  continued — "  You 
will  stay  with  us  this  evening,  dear  Harry — do,  for  my  sake — 
you  won't  refuse — it  is  so  long  since  we  have  had  you ;  "  and 
though  she  spoke  with  a  gay  look  and  a  gladsome  voice,  a 
sense  of  real  solitariness  called  a  tear  to  her  dark  eye. 

"  No,  Mary — not  this  evening,'3  said  the  young  man  coldly  ; 
"  I  must  be  in  town  again  to-night,  and  before  I  go  must  have 
some  conversation  upon  business  with  my  father,  so  that  I  may 
not  see  you  again  till  morning." 

"  But,  dear  Henry,"  said  she,  still  clinging  affectionately  to 
his  arm,  "  you  have  been  in  such  danger,  and  I  knew  nothing 
of  it  until  after  you  went  out  this  morning :  are  you  quite 
well,  Henry  ? — you  were  not  hurt — were  you  ?  " 

"  No,  no—  nothing — nothing — I  never  was  better,''  said  he, 
impatiently. 

"  Well,  brother — dear  brother,"  she  continued  imploringly, 
"  come  early  home  to-night — do  not  be  upon  the  road  late — 
won't  you  promise  P  " 

"  There,  there,  there,"  said  he  rudely,  "  run  away — take 
your  work,  or  your  book,  or  whatever  it  may  be,  down  stairs  ; 
your  father  wants  to  speak  with  me  alone,"  and  so  saying,  he 
turned  pettishly  from  her. 


The  Appointed  Hour.  7  3 

His  habitual  coldness  and  carelessness  of  manner  had 
never  before  seemed  so  ungracious.  The  poor  girl  felt  her 
heart  swell  within  her,  as  though  it  would  burst.  She  had 
never  felt  so  keenly  that  in  all  this  world  there  lived  but  one 
being  upon  whose  love  she  might  rely,  and  he  sepirated,  it 
might  be  for  ever,  from  her  :  she  gathered  up  her  work,  and 
ran  quickly  from  the  room,  to  hide  the  tears  which  she  could 
not  restrain. 

Young  Ashwoode  was  to  the  full  as  worldly  and  as  un- 
principled a  man  as  was  his  father  ;  and  whatever  reluctance 
he  may  have  felt  as  to  adopting  Sir  Richard's  plans  re- 
specting O'Connor,  the  reader  would  grievously  wrong  him 
in  attributing  his  unwillingness  to  any  visitings  of  gratitude, 
or,  indeed,  to  any  other  feeling  than  that  which  he  had  him- 
self avowed.  A  few  hours'  reflection  had  satisfied  the  young 
man  of  the  transcendent  importance  of  securing  Lord 
Aspenly ;  and  by  a  corresponding  induction  he  had  arrived 
at  the  conclusion  to  which  his  father  had  already  come- 
namely,  that  it  was  imperatively  necessary  by  all  means  to 
put  an  end  effectually  to  his  sister's  correspondence  with 
O'Connor.  To  effect  this  object  both  were  equally  resolved  ; 
and  with  respect  to  the  means  to  be  employed  both  were 
equally  unscrupulous.  With  Henry  Ashwoode  courage  was 
constitutional,  and  art  habitual.  If"  therefore,  either  duplicity 
or  daring  could  ensure  success,  he  felt  that  he  must  triumph  ; 
and,  at  all  events,  he  was  sufficiently  impressed  with  the 
importance  of  the  object,  to  resolve  to  leave  nothing  untried 
for  its  achievement. 

"  You  are  punctual,  sir,"  said  Sir  Richard,  glancing  at  his 
richly-chased  watch;  "sit  down;  I  have  considered  your 
suggestions  of  this  morning,  and  I  am  inclined  to  adopt 
them  ;  it  is  most  probable  that  Mary,  like  the  rest  of  her  sex, 
will  be  taken  by  the  splendour  of  the  proposal — fascinated — 
in  bhort,  as  I  said  this  morning — dazzled.  Now,  whether  she 
be  or  not — observe  me,  it  shall  be  onr  object  to  make 
O'Connor  believe  that  she  is  so.  You  will  have  his  ear,  and 
through  her  maid,  Carey,  I  can  manage  their  correspondence; 
not  a  letter  from  either  can  reach  the  other,  without  first 
meeting  my  eye.  I  am  very  certain  that  the  young  fellow 
will  lose  no  time  in  writing  to  her  some  more  of  those 
passionate  epistles,  of  which,  as  I  told  you,  1  have  seen  a 
sample.  I  shall  take  care  to  have  their  letters  re-written  for 
the  future,  before  they  come  to  hand ;  and  it  shall  go  hard,  or 
between  us  we  shall  manage  to  give  each  a  very  moderate 
opinion  of  the  other's  constancy  ;  thus  the  affair  will — or 
rather  must — die  a  natural  death — after  all,  the  most  effectual 
kind  of  mortality  in  such  cases." 

"  I  called  to-day  upon  the  fellow,"  said  the  young  man.   "  I 


74  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor.  " 

made  him  out,  and  without  approaching  the  point  of  nearest 
interest,  I  have,  nevertheless,  opened  operations  successfully 
— so  far  as  a  most  auspicious  re-commencement  of  our 
acquaintance  may  be  so  accounted." 

"And,  stranger  still  to  say,"  rejoined  the  baronet,  "I  also 
encountered  him  to-day  ;  but  only  for  some  dozen  seconds." 

"  How  ! — saw  O'Connor!  "  exclaimeH  young  Ashwoode. 

"Yes,  sir,  O'Connor — EJmond  O'Connor,"  repeated  Sir 
Richard.  "  He  was  coolly  walking  up  to  the  house  to  see  me, 
as  it  would  seem  ;  and  I  do  believe  the  fellow  speaks  truth — 
he  did  see  me,  and  that  is  all.  I  fancy  he  will  scarcely  come 
here  again  uninvited  ;  he  said  so  pretty  plainly-,  and  I  believe 
the  fellow  has  spirit  enough  to  feel  an  affront." 

"  He  did  not  see  Mary  ?  "  inquired  Henry. 

"  I  did  not  ask  him,  and  don't  choose  to  ask  her;  I  don't 
mean  to  allude  to  the  subject  in  her  presence,"  replied  Sir 
Richard,  quickly.  "  I  think — indeed  I  know — I  can  mar  their 
plans  better  by  appearing  never  once  to  apprehend  anything 
from  O'Connor's  pretensions.  I  have  reasons,  too,  for  not 
wishing  to  deal  harshly  with  Mary  at  present ;  we  must  have 
no  scenes,  if  possible.  Were  I  to  appear  suspicious  and  un- 
easy, it  would  put  them  on  their  guard.  And  now,  upon  the 
other  point,  did  you  speak  to  Craven  about  the  possibilitv  of 
raising  ten  thousand  pounds  on  the  Glenvarlogh  property  ?  " 

"  He  says  it  can  be  done  very  easily,  if  Mary  joins  you," 
replied  the  young  man ;  "  but  I  have  been  thinking  that  if 
you  ask  her  to  sign  any  deed,  it  might  as  well  be  one  assign- 
ing over  her  interest  absolutely  to  you.  Aspenly  does  not. 
want  a  penny  with  her — in  fact,  from  what  fell  from  him  to- 
day, when  I  met  him  in  town,  I'm  inclined  to  think  he  believes 
that  she  has  not  a  penny  in  the  world ;  so  she  may  as  well 
make  it  over  to  you,  and  then  we  can  turn  it  all  into  money 
when  and  how  we  please.  I  desired  Craven  to  work  night 
and  day  at  the  deeds,  and  have  them  over  by  ten  o'clock 
to-morrow  morning." 

"  You  did  quite  rightly,"  rejoined  the  old  gentleman.  "  I 
hardly  expect  any  opposition  from  the  girl — at  least  no  more 
than  I  can  easily  frighten  her  out  of.  Should  she  prove  sulky, 
however,  I  do  not  well  know  where  to  turn  :  as  to  asking  my 
brother  Oliver,  I  might  as  well,  or  better,  ask  a  Jew  broker  ; 
he  hates  me  and  mine  with  his  whole  heart ;  and  to  say  the 
truth,  there  is  not  much  love  lost  between  us.  No,  no,  there's 
nothing  to  be  looked  for  in  that  quarter.  I  daresay  we'll 
manage  one  way  or  another — lead  or  drive  to  get  Mary  to  sign 
the  deed,  and  if  so,  the  ship  rights  again.  Craven  come?,  you 
say,  at  ten  to-morrow  ?  " 

"  He  engaged  to  be  here  at  that  hour  with  the  deeds," 
tepeated  the  young  man. 


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"  Well,"  said  his  father,  yawning,  "  you  have  nothing  more 
to  say,  nor  I  neither — oblige  me  by  withdrawing."  So  parted 
these  congenial  relations. 

The  past  day  had  been  an  agitating  one  to  Mary  Ashwoode. 
Still  suspense  was  to  be  her  doom,  and  the  same  alternations 
of  hope  and  of  despair  were  again  to  rob  her  pillow  of  repose  ; 
yet  even  thus,  happy  was  she  in  comparison  with  what  tjhe 
must  have  been,  had  she  but  known  the  schemes  of  which  she 
was  the  unconscious  subject.  At  this  juncture  we  shall  leave 
the  actors  in  this  true  tale,  and  conclude  the  chapter  with  the 
close  of  day. 


CHAPTER  XIII. 

THE      INTERVIEW  —  THE      PARCHMENT  —  AND     THE      NOBLEMAN'S 

COACH. 

SIR  RICHARD  ASHWOODE  had  never  in  the  whole  course  of  his 
life  denied  himself  the  indulgence  of  any  passion  or  of  any 
whim.  From  his  childhood  upward  he  had  never  considered 
the  feelings  or  comforts  of  any  living  being  but  himself  alone. 
As  he  advanced  in  life,  this  selfishness  had  improved  to  a 
degree  of  hardness  and  coldness  so  intense,  that  if  ever  he  had 
felt  a  kindly  impulse  at  any  moment  in  his  existence,  the  very 
remembrance  of  it  had  entirely  faded  from  his  mind:  so  that 
generosity,  compassion,  and  natural  affection  were  to  him  not 
only  unknown,  but  incredible.  To  him  mankind  seemed  all 
either  fools,  or  such  as  he  himself  was.  Without  one  particle 
of  principle  of  any  kind,  he  had  uniformly  maintained  in  the 
world  the  character  of  an  honourable  man.  The  ordinary 
rules  of  honesty  and  morality  he  regarded  as  so  many  con- 
ventional sentiments,  to  which  every  gentleman  subscribed, 
as  a  matter  of  course,  in  public,  but  which  in  private  he  had 
an  unquestionable  right  to  dispense  with  at  his  own  con- 
venience. He  was  imperious,  fiery,  and  unforgiving  to  the 
uttermost ;  but  when  he  conceived  it  advantageous  to  do  so, 
he  could  practise  as  well  as  any  man  the  convenient  art  of 
masking  malignity,  hatred,  and  inveteracy  behind  the 
pleasantest  of  all  pleasant  smiles.  Capable  of  any  secret 
meanness  for  the  sake  of  the  smallest  advantage  to  be  gained 
by  it,  he  was  yet  full  of  fierce  and  overbearing  pride;  and 
although  this  world  was  all  in  all  to  him,  yet  there  never 
breathed  a  man  who  could  on  the  slightest  provocation  risk 
his  life  in  mortal  combat  with  more  alacrity  and  absolute 
sangfroid  than  Sir  Richard  Ashwoode.  In  his  habits  he  was 


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unboundedly  luxurious — in  his  expenditure  prodigal  to 
recklessness.  His  own  and  his  son's  extravagance,  which 
he  hid  indulged  from  a  kind  of  pride,  was  now,  however, 
beginning  to  make  itself  sorely  felt  in  formidable  and  rapidly 
accumulating  pecuniary  embarrassments.  These  had  served 
to  embitter  and  exasperate  a  temper  which  at  the  best  had 
never  been  a  very  sweet  one,  and  of  whose  ordinary  pitch  the 
reader  may  form  an  estimate,  when  he  hears  that  in  the  short 
glimpses  which  he  has  had  of  Sir  Kichard,  the  baronet 
happened  to  be,  owing  to  the  circumstances  with  which  we 
have  acquainted  him,  in  extraordinarily  good  humour. 

Sir  Eichard  had  not  married  young  ;  and  when  he  did  marry 
it  was  to  pay  his  debts.  The  lady  of  his  choice  was  beautiful, 
accomplished,  and  an  heiress;  and,  won  by  his  agreeability, 
and  by  his  well-assumed  devotedness  and  passion,  she  yielded 
to  the  pressure  of  his  suit.  They  were  married,  and  she  gave 
birth  successively  to  a  son  and  a  daughter.  Sir  Richard's 
temper,  as  we  have  hinted,  was  not  very  placid,  nor  his  habits 
very  domestic;  nevertheless,  the  world  thought  the  match 
(putting  his  money  difficulties  out  of  the  question)  a  very 
suitable  and  a  very  desirable  one,  and  took  it  for  granted  that 
the  gay  baronet  and  his  lady  were  just  as  happy  as  a  fashion- 
able man  and  wife  ought  to  be — and  perhaps  they  were  so ; 
but,  for  all  that,  it  happened  that  at  the  end  of  some  four 
years  the  young  wife  died  of  a  broken  heart.  Some  strange 
scenes,  it  is  said,  followed  between  Sir  Richard  and  the 
brother  of  the  deceased  lady,  Oliver  French.  It  is  believed 
that  this  gentleman  suspected  the  cause  of  Lady  Ashwoode's 
death — at  all  events  he  had  ascertained  that  she  had  not  been 
kindly  used,  and  after  one  or  two  interviews  with  the  baronet, 
in  which  bitter  words  were  exchanged,  the  matter  ended  in  a 
fierce  and  bloodily  contested  duel,  in  which  the  baronet 
received  three  desperate  wounds.  His  recovery  was  long 
doubtful;  but  life  burns  strongly  in  some  breasts;  and, 
contrary  to  the  desponding  predictions  of  his  surgeons,  the 
valuable  life  of  Sir  Richard  Ashwoode  was  prolonged  to  his 
family  and  friends. 

Since  then,  Sir  Richard  had  by  different  agencies  sought  to 
bring  about  a  reconciliation  with  his  brother-in-law,  but 
without  the  smallest  success.  Oliver  French  was  a  bachelor, 
and  a  very  wealthy  one.  Moreover,  he  had  it  in  his  power  to 
dispose  of  his  lands  and  money  jnst  as  he  pleased.  These 
circumstances  had  strongly  impressed  Sir  Richard  with  a  con- 
viction that  quarrels  among  relations  are  not  only  unseemly, 
l>ut  un-Christian.  He  was  never  in  a  more  forgiving  and 
forgetting  mood.  He  was  willing  even  to  make  concessions — 
anything  that  could  be  reasonably  asked  of  him,  and  even 
more,  he  was  ready  to  do — but  all  in  vain.  Oliver  was 


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obdurate.  He  knew  his  man  well.  He  saw  and  appreciated 
the  baronet's  motives,  and  hated  and  despised  him  ten  thousand 
times  more  than  ever. 

Repulsed  in  his  first  attempt,  Sir  Eichard  resolved  to  give 
his  adversary  time  to  cool  a  little ;  and  accordingly,  after  a 
lapse  of  twelve  or  fourteen  years,  his  son  Henry  being  then  a 
handsome  lad,  he  wrote  to  his  brother-in-law  a  very  long  and 
touching  epistle,  in  which  he  proposed  to  send  bis  son  down 
to  Ardgillagh,  the  place  where  the  alienated  relative  resided, 
with  a  portrait  of  his  deceased  lady,  which,  of  course,  with  no 
object  less  sacred,  and  to  no  relative  less  near  and  respected, 
could  he  have  induced  himself  to  part.  This,  too,  was  a  total 
failure.  Oliver  French,  Esquire,  wrote  back  a  very  succinct 
epistle,  but  one  very  full  of  unpleasant  meaning.  He  said 
that  the  portrait  would  be  odious  to  him,  inasmuch  as  it  would 
be  necessarily  associated  in  his  mind  with  a  marriage  which  had 
killed  his  sister,  and  with  persons  whom  heabhorred — that  there- 
fore he  would  not  allow  it  into  his  house.  He  stated,  that  to 
the  motives  which  prompted  his  attention  he  was  wide  awake — 
that  he  was,  however,  perfectly  determined  that  no  person 
bearing  the  name  or  the  blood  of  Sir  Richard  Ashwoode 
should  ever  have  one  penny  of  his ;  adding,  that  the  baronet 
could  leave  his  son,  Mr.  Henry  Ashwoode,  quite  enough  for  a 
gentleman  to  live  upon  respectably  ;  and  that,  at  all  events, 
in  his  father's  virtues  the  young  gentleman  would  inherit  a 
legacy  such  as  would  insure  him  universal  respect,  and  a 
general  welcome  wherever  he  might  happen  to  go,  excepting 
only  one  locality,  called  Ardgillagh. 

With  the  failure  of  this  last  attempt,  of  course,  disappeared 
every  hope  of  success  with  the  rich  old  bachelor  ;  and  the 
forgiving  baronet  was  forced  to  content  himself,  in  the 
absence  of  all  more  substantial  rewards,  with  the  consciousness 
of  having  done  what  was,  under  all  the  circumstances,  the 
most  Christian  thing  he  could  have  done,  as  well  as  played 
the  most  knowing  game,  though  unsuccessful,  which  he  could 
have  played. 

Sir  Richard  Ashwoode  limped  downstairs  to  receive  his 
intended  son-in-law,  Lord  Aspenly,  on  the  day  following  the 
events  which  we  have  detailed  in  our  last  and  the  preceding 
chapters.  That  nobleman  had  intimated  his  intention  to  be 
with  Sir  Richard  about  noon.  It  was  now  little  more  than 
ten,  and  the  baronet  was,  nevertheless,  restless  and  fidgety. 
The  room  he  occupied  was  a  large  parlour,  commanding  a 
view  of  the  approach  to  the  house.  Again  and  again  he  con- 
sulted his  watch,  and  as  often  hobbled  over,  as  well  as  he 
could,  to  the  window,  where  he  gazed  in  evident  discontent 
down  the  long,  straight  avenue,  with  its  double  row  of  fine  old 
giant  lime-trees. 


;8  .    The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

"  Nearly  half-past  ten,"  muttered  Sir  Richard,  to  himself, 
for  at  his  desire  he  had  been  left  absolutely  alone— "ay,  fully 
half-past,  and  the  fellow  not  come  yet.  No  less  than  two 
notes  since  eight  this  morning,  both  of  them  with  gratuitous 
mendacity  renewing  the  appointment  for  ten  o'clock  ;  and  ten 
o'clock  comes  and  goes,  and  halt'-an-hour  more  along  with  it, 
and  still  no  sign  of  Mr.  Craven.  If  I  had  fixed  ten  o'clock  to 
pay  his  accursed,  unconscionable  bill  of  costs,  he'd  have  been 
prowling  about  the  grounds  from  sunrise,  and  pounced  upon  me 
before  the  last  stroke  of  the  clock  had  sounded." 


While  thus  the  baronet  was  engaged  in  muttering  his  dis- 
content, and  venting  secret  imprecations  on  the  whole  race  of 
attorneys,  a  vehicle  rolled  up  to  the  hall-door.  The  bell 
pealed,  and  the  knocker  thundered,  and  in  a  moment  a  servant 
entered,  and  announced  Mr.  Craven — a  square-built  man  of 
low  stature,  wearing  his  own  long,  grizzled  hair  instead  of  a 
wig — having  a  florid  complexion,  hooked  nose,  beetle  brows, 
and  long-cut,  Jewish,  black  eyes,  set  close  under  the  bridge 
of  his  nose — who  stepped  with  a  velvet  tread  into  the  room. 
An  unvarying  smile  sate  upon  his  thin  lips,  and  about  his  whole 
air  and  manner  there  was  a  certain  indescribable  sancti- 


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moniousness,  which  was  rather  enhanced  by  the  puritanical 
plainness  of  his  attire. 

"  Sir  Richard,  I  beg  pardon — rather  late,  I  fear,"  said  he,  in 
a  dulcet,  insinuating  tone — "  hard  work,  nevertheless,  I  do 
assure  you — ninety-seven  skins— splendidly  engrossed— quite 
a  treat — five  of  my  young  men  up  all  night — I  have  got  one 
of  them  outside  to  witness  it  along  with  me.  Some  reading  in 
the  thing,  I  promise  you  ;  but  I  hope — I  do  hope,  I  am  not 
very  late  ?  " 

"Not  at  all — not  at  all,  my  dear  Mr.  Craven,"  said  Sir 
Richard,  with  his  most  engaging  smile ;  for,  as  we  have 
hinted,  "  dear  Mr.  Craven  "  had  not  made  the  science  of  con- 
veyancing peculiarly  cheap  in  practice  to  the  baronet,  who 
accordingly  owed  him  more  costs  than  it  wouLl  have  been 
quite  convenient  to  pay  upon  a  short  notice — "  I'll  just,  with 
your  assistance,  glance  through  these  parchments,  though  to 
do  so  be  but  a  matter  of  form.  Pray  take  a  chair  beside  me — 
there.  Now  then  to  business." 

Accordingly  to  business  they  went.  Practice,  they  say, 
makes  perfect,  and  the  baronet  had  had,  unfortunately  for 
himself,  a  great  deal  of  it  in  such  matters  during  the  course  of 
his  life.  He  knew  how  to  read  a  deed  as  well  as  the  most 
experienced  counsel  at  the  Irish  bar,  and  was  able  consequently 
to  detect  with  wonderfully  little  rummaging  and  fumbling  in 
the  ninety-seven  skins  of  closely  written  verbiage,  the  seven 
lines  of  sense  which  they  enveloped.  Little  more  than  half- 
an-hour  had  therefore  satisfied  Sir  Richard  that  the  mass  of 
parchment  before  him,  after  reciting  with  very  considerable 
accuracy  the  deeds  and  process  by  which  the  lands  of 
Glenvarlogh  were  settled  upon  his  daughter,  went  on  to 
state  that  for  and  in  consideration  of  the  sum  of  five  shillings, 
good  and  lawful  money,  she,  being  past  the  age  of  twenty-one, 
in  every  possible  phrase  and  by  every  word  which  tautology 
could  accumulate,  handed  over  the  said  lands,  absolutely  to 
her  father,  Sir  Richard  Ashwoode,  Bart.,  of  Morley  Court,  in 
the  county  of  Dublin,  to  have,  and  to  hold,  and  to  make 'ducks 
and  drakes  of,  to  the  end  of  time,  constantly  affirming  at  the 
end  of  every  sentence  that  she  was  led  to  do  all  this  for  and 
in  consideration  of  the  sum  of  five  shillings,  good  and  lawful 
money.  As  soon  as  Sir  Richard  had  seen  all  this,  which  was, 
as  we  have  said,  in  little  more  than  half-an-hour,  he  pulled 
the  bell,  and  courteously  informing  Mr.  Craven,  the  immortal 
author  of  the  interesting  document  which  he  had  just  perused, 
that  he  would  find  chocolate  and  other  refreshments  in  the 
library,  and  intimating  that  he  would  perhaps  disturb  him 
in  about  ten  minutes,  he  consigned  that  gentleman  to  the 
guidance  of  the  servant,  whom  he  also  directed  to  summon 
Miss  Ashwoode  to  his  presence. 


8o  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor" 

"Her  signing  this  deed,7'  thought  he,  as  he  awaited  her 
arrival,  "  will  make  her  absolutely  dependent  upon  me — it 
will  make  rebellion,  resistance,  murmuring,  impossible;  she 
then  must  do  as  I  would  have  her,  or — Ah  ?  my  dear  child," 
exclaimed  the  baronet,  as  his  daughter  entered  the  room, 
addressing  her  in  the  sweetest  imaginable  voice,  and  instanta- 
neously dismissing  the  sinister  menace  which  had  sat  upon, 
his  countenance,  and  clothing  it  instead  as  suddenly  with  an 
absolute  radiance  of  affection,  "  come  here  and  kiss  me  and 
sit  down  by  my  side — are  you  well  to-day  ?  you  look  pale — 
you  smile — well,  well !  it  cannot  be  anything  very  bad.  You 
shall  run  out  just  now  with  Emily.  Bat  first,  I  must  talk 
with  you  for  a  little,  and,  strange  enough,  on  business  too." 
The  old  gentleman  paused  for  an  instant  to  arrange  the  order 
of  his  address,  and  then  continued.  "  Mary,  1  will  tell  you 
frankly  more  of  my  affairs  than  I  have  told  to  almost  any 
person  breatiiing.  In  my  early  days,  and  indeed  after  my 
marriage,  I  was  far,  far  too  careless  in  money  matters.  I 
involved  myself  considerably,  and  owing  to  various  circum- 
stances, tiresome  now  to  dwell  upon,  I  have  never  btxen  able 
to  extricate  myself  from  these  difficulties.  Henry  too,  your 
brother,  is  fearfully  prodigal — fearfully  ;  and  has  within  the 
last  three  or  four  years  enormously  aggravated  my  embarrass- 
ments, and  of  course  multiplied  my  anxieties  most  grievously, 
most  distractingly.  I  feel  that  my  spirits  are  gone,  my 
health  declining,  and,  worse  than  all,  my  temper,  yes — my 
temper  soured.  You  do  not  know,  you.  cannot  know,  how 
bitterly  I  feel,  with  what  intense  pain,  and  sorrow,  ancTcon- 
trition,  and — and  remorse,  I  reflect  upon  those  bursts  of  ill- 
tcmper,  of  acrimony,  of  passion,  to  which,  spite  of  every 
resistance,  I  am  becoming  every  day  more  and  more  prone." 
Here  the  baronet  paused  to  call  up  a  look  of  compunctious 
anguish,  an  effort  in  which  he  was  considerably  assisted  by  an 
acute  twinge  in  his  great  toe. 

"  Yes,"  he  continued,  when  the  pain  had  subsided,  "  I  am 
now  growing  old,  I  am  breaking  very  fast,  sinking,  I  feel  it — [ 
cannot  be  very  long  a  trouble  to  anybody — embarrassments 
are  closing  around  me  on  all  sides — I  have  not  the  means  of 
extricating  myself — despondency,  despair  have  come  upon  me, 
and  with  them  loss  of  spirits,  loss  of  health,  of  strength,  of 
everything  which  makes  life  a  blessing;  and,  all  these 
privations  rendered  more  horrible,  more  agonizing,  by  the 
reflection  that  my  ill-humour,  my  peevish  temper,  are  con- 
tinually taxing  the  patience,  wounding  the  feelings,  perhaps 
alienating  the  affections  of  those  who  are  nearest  and  dearest 
to  me." 

Here  the  baronet  became  very  much  affected  ;  but,  lest  his 
agitation  should  be  been,  he  turned  his  heai  away,  while  he 


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grasped  his  daughter's  hand  convulsively:  the  poor  girl 
covered  his  with  kisses.  He  had  wrung  her  very  heart. 

"  There  is  one  course,"  continued  he,  "  by  adopting  which  I 
might  extricate  myself  from  all  my  difficulties " — here  he 
raised  his  eyes  with  a  haggard  expression,  and  glared  wildly 
along,  the  cornice — "but  1  confess  I  have  great  hesitation  in 
leaving  you" 

He  wrung  her  hand  very  hard,  and  groaned  slightly. 

"  Father,  dear  father,"  said  she,  "do  not  speak  thus — do 
not — you  frighten  me." 

"  I  was  wrong,  my  dear  child,  to  tell  you  of  struggles  of 
which  none  but  myself  ought  to  have  known  anything,"  said 
the  baronet,  gloomily.  "  One  person  indeed  has  the  power  to 
assist,  I  may  say,  to  save  me." 

"  And  who  is  that  person,  father  ?  "  asked  the  girl. 

"  Yourself,"  replied  Sir  Richard,  emphatically. 

"  How  ? — 1 !  "  said  she,  turning  very  pale,  for  a  dreadful 
suspicion  crossed  her  mind — "  how  can  I  help  you,  father  ?  " 

The  old  gentleman  explained  briefly;  and  the  girl,  relieved 
of  her  worst  fears,  started  joyously  from  her  seat,  clapped  her 
hands  together  with  gladness,  and,  throwing  her  arms  about 
her  father's  neck,  exclaimed, — 

"  And  is  that  all  ? — oh,  father ;  why  did  you  defer  telling 
me  so  long?  you  ought  to  have  known  how  delighted  I 
would  have  been  to  do  anything  for  you ;  indeed  you  ought ; 
tell  them  to  get  the  papers  ready  immediately." 

"  They  are  ready,  my  dear,"  said  Sir  Richard,  recovering 
his  self-possession  wonderfully,  and  ringing  the  bell  with  a 
good  deal  of  hurry — for  he  fully  acknowledged  the  wisdom  of 
the  old  proverb,  which  inculcates  the  expediency  of  striking 
while  the  iron's  hot — "  your  brother  had  them  prepared 
yesterday,  I  believe.  Inform  Mr.  Craven,"  he  continued, 
addressing  the  servant,  "  that  I  would  be  very  glad  to  see  him 
now,  and  say  he  may  as  well  bring  in  the  young  gentleman 
who  has  accompanied  him." 

Mr.  Craven  accordingly  appeared,  and  the  "young  gentle- 
man," who  had  but  one  eye,  and  a  very  seedy  coat,  entered 
along  with  him.  The  latter  personage  bustled  about  a  good 
deal,  slapped  the  deeds  very  emphatically  down  on  the  table, 
and  rumpled  the  parchments  sonorously,  looked  about  for 
pen  and  ink,  set  a  chair  before  the  document,  and  then  held 
one  side  of  the  parchment,  while  Mr.  Craven  screwed  his 
knuckles  down  upon  the  other,  and  the  parties  forthwith 
signed ;  whereupon  Mr.  Craven  and  the  one-eyed  young 
gentleman  both  sat  down,  and  began  to  sign  away  with  a  great 
deal  of  scratching  and  flourishing  on  the  places  allotted  for 
witnesses;  after  all  which,  Mr.  Craven,  raising  himself  with  a 
smile,  told  Miss  Ashwoode,  facetiously,  that  the  Chancellor 

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82  The  "Cock  and  Anchor'' 

could  not  have  done  so  much  for  the  deed  as  she  had  done  ; 
and  the  one-eyed  young  gentleman  held  his  nose  contem- 
platively between  his  finger  and  thumb,  and  reviewed  the 
signatures  with  his  solitary  optic. 

Miss  Ashwoode  then  withdrew,  and  Mr.  Craven  and  the 
"voung  gentleman  "  made  their  bows.  Sir  Richard  beckoned 
to"  Mr.  Craven,  and  he  glided  back  and  closed  the  door,  having 
commanded  the  "  young  gentleman  "  to  see  if  the  coach  was 
rearly. 

"You  see,  Mr.  Craven,"  said  Sir  Richard,  who,  spite  of  all 
his  philosophy,  felt  a  little  ashamed  even  that  the  attorney 
should  have  seen  the  transaction  which  had  just  been  com- 
pleted— "  you  see,  sir,  I  may  as  well  tell  you  candidly  :  my 
daughter,  who  has  just  signed  this  deed,  is  about  immediately 
to  be  married  to  Lord  Aspenly  ;  he  kindly  offered  to  lend  me 
some  fifteen  thousand  pounds,  or  thereabouts,  and  I  converted 
this  offer  (which  I,  of  course,  accepted),  into  the  assignment, 
from  his  bride,  that  is  to  be,  of  this  little  property,  giving,  of 
course,  to  his  lordship  my  personal  security  for  the  debt  which 
I  consider  as  owed  to  him  :  this  arrangement  his  lordship 
preferred  as  the  most  convenient  possible.  I  thought  it  right, 
in  strict  confidence,  of  course,  to  explain  the  real  state  of  the 
case  to  you,  as  at  first  sight  the  thing  looks  selfish,  and  I  do 
not  wish  to  stand  worse  in  my  friends'  books  than  I  actually 
deserve  to  do."  This  was  spoken  with  Sir  Richard's  most 
engaging  smile,  and  Mr.  Craven  smiled  in  return,  most  art- 
lessly— at  the  same  time  he  mentally  ejaculated,"  d d  sly  !'? 

"  You'll  bring  this  security,  my  dear  Mr.  Craven,"  continued 
the  baronet,  "  into  the  market  with  all  dispatch — do  you  think 
you  can  manage  twenty  thousand  upon  it  ?  " 

"I  fear  not  more  than  fourteen,  or  perhaps,  sixteen,  with 
an  effort.  I  do  not  think  Grlenvarlogh  would  carry  much 
more — I  fear  not ;  but  rely  upon  me,  Sir  Richard  ;  I'll  do 
everything  that  can  be  done— at  all  events,  I'll  lose  no  time 
about  it,  depend  upon  it — I  may  as  well  take  this  deed  along 
with  me — I  have  the  rest;  and  title  is  very — very  satisfactory 
— good-morning,  Sir  Richard,"  and  the  man  of  parchments 
withdrew,  leaving  Sir  Richard  in  a  more  benevolent  mood 
than  he  had  experienced  for  many  a  long  day. 

The  attorney  had  not  been  many  seconds  gone,  when  a 
second  vehicle  thundered  up  to  the  door,  and  a  perfect  storm 
of  knocking  and  ringing  announced  the  arrival  of  Lord 
Aspenly  himself. 


About  a  Certain  Garden  and  a  Damsel.          83 


CHAPTER  XIV. 

ABOUT   A   CERTAIN   GARDEN    AND   A   DAMSEL — AND   ALSO 
CONCERNING   A   LETTER   AND   A    RED   LEATHERN   BOX. 

SEVERAL  days  passed  smoothly  away — Lord  Aspenly  was  a 
perfect  paragon  of  politeness ;  but  although  his  manner  in- 
variably assumed  a  peculiar  tenderness  whenever  he  approached 
Miss  Ashwoode,  yet  that  young  lady  remained  in  happy 
ignorance  of  his  real  intentions.  She  saw  before  her  a 
grotesque  old  fop,  who  might  without  any  extraordinary 
parental  precocity  have  very  easily  been  her  grandfather, 
and  in  his  airs  and  graces,  his  rappee  and  his  rouge  (for  his 
lordship  condescended  to  borrow  a  few  attractions  from  art), 
and  in  the  thousand-and-one  et  ceteras  of  foppery  which  were 
accumulated,  with  great  exactitude  and  precision,  on  and 
about  his  little  person,  she  beheld  nothing  more  than  so  many 
indications  of  obstinate  and  inveterate  celibacy,  and,  of  course, 
interpreted  the  exquisite  attentions  which  were  meant  to 
enchain  her  young  heart,  merely  as  so  much  of  that  formal 
target  practice  in  love's  archery,  in  which  gallant  single  gentle- 
men of  seventy,  or  thereabout,  will  sometimes  indulge  them- 
selves. Emily  Copland,  however,  at  a  glance,  saw  and 
understood  the  nature  of  Lord  Aspenly's  attentions,  and 
she  saw  just  as  clearly  the  intended  parts  and  the  real  position 
of  the  other  actors  in  this  somewhat  ill-assorted  drama,  and 
thereupon  she  took  counsel  with  herself,  like  a  wise  damsel,  and 
arrived  at  the  conclusion,  that  with  some  little  management 
she  might,  very  possibly,  play  her  own  cards  to  advantage 
among  them. 

We  must  here,  however,  glance  for  a  few  minutes  at  some 
of  the  subordinate  agents  in  our  narrative,  whose  interposition, 
nevertheless,  deeply,  as  well  as  permanently,  affected  the 
destinies  of  more  important  personages. 

It  was  the  habit  of  the  beautiful  Mistress  Betsy  Carey,  every 
morning,  weather  permitting,  to  enjoy  a  ramble  in  the  grounds 
of  Morley  Court ;  and  as  chance  (of  course  it  was  chance) 
would  have  it,  this  early  ramble  invariably  led  her  through 
several  quiet  fields,  and  over  a  stile,  into  a  prettily-situated, 
but  neglected  flower-garden,  which  was  now,  however,  under- 
going a  thorough  reform,  according  to  the  Dutch  taste,  under 
the  presiding  inspiration  of  Tobias  Potts.  Now  Tobias  Potts 
was  a  widower,  having  been  in  the  course  of  his  life  twice 
disencumbered.  The  last  Mrs.  Potts  had  disappeared  some 
five  winters  since,  and  Tobias  was  now  well  stricken  in  years  ; 
he  possessed  the  eyes  of  an  owl,  and  the  complexion  of  a 

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84  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

turkey-cock,  and  was,  morover,  extremely  hard  of  hearing, 
and,  witha],  a  raan  of  few  words;  he  was,  however,  hale, 
upright,  and  burly — perfectly  sound  in  wind  and  limb,  and 
free  from  vice  and  children — had  a  snug  domicile,  consisting 
of  two  rooms  and  a  loft,  enjoyed  a  comfortable  salary,  and 
had,  it  was  confidently  rumoured,  put  by  a  good  round  sum  of 
money  somewhere  or  other.  It  therefore  struck  Mrs.  Carey 
very  forcibly,  that  to  be  Mrs.  Potts  was  a  position  worth 
attaining;  and  accordingly,  without  incurring  any  suspicion — 
for  the  young  women  generally  regarded  Potts  with  awe,  and 
the  young  men  with  contempt — she  began,  according  to  the 
expressive  phrase  in  such  case  made  and  provided,  to  set  her 
cap  at  Tobias, 

In  this,  his  usual  haunt,  she  discovered  the  object  of  her 
search,  busily  employed  in  superintending  the  construction 
of  a  terrace  walk,  and  issuing  his  orders  with  the  brevity, 
decision,  and  clearness  of  a  consummate  gardener. 

*'  Good-morning,  Mr  Potts,"  said  the  charming  Betsy.  Mr. 
Potts  did  not  hear.  "  Good-morning,  Mr.  Potts,"  repeated  the 
damsel,  raising  her  voice  to  a  scream. 

Tobias  touched  his  hat  with  a  gruff  acknowledgment, 

"Well,  but  how  beautiful  you  are  doing  it,"  shouted  the 
handmaid  again,  gazing  rapturously  upon  the  red  earthen 
rampnrt,  in  which  none  but  the  eye  of  an  artist  could  have 
detected  the  rudiments  of  a  terrace,  *'  it's  wonderful  neat,  all 
must  allow,  and  indeed  it  puzzles  my  head  to  think  how  you 
can  think  of  it  all  ;  it  is  now,  raly  elegant,  so  it  is." 

Tobias  did  not  reply,  and  the  maiden  continued,  with 
a  sentimental  air,  and  still  hallooing  at  the  top  of  her 
voice,?— 

"Well,  of  all  the  trades  that  is — and  big  and  little,  there's 
a  plenty  of  them— there's  none  I'd  choose,  if  I  was  a  man, 
before  the  trade  of  a  gardener." 

"  No,  you  would  not,  I'm,  sure,"  was  the  laconic  reply. 

"  Oh,  but  I  declare  and  purtest  I  would  though,"  bawled  the 
young  woman;  "for  gardeners,  old  or  young,  is  always  so 
good-humoured,  and  pleasant,  and  fresh-like.  Oh,  dear,  but 
1  would  like  to  be  a  gardener." 

"  Not  an  old  one,  howsomever,"  growled  Mr,  Potts. 

"  Yes,  but  I  would  though,  I  declare  and  purtest  to  good- 
ness gracious,"  persisted  the  nymph  ;  "  I'd  rather  of  the  two 
perfer  to  be  an  old  gardener"  (this  was  a  bold  stroke  of 
oratory;  but  Potts  did  not  hear  it)  ;  "I'd  rather  be  an  old 
gardener,"  she  screamed  a  second  time  ;  "  I'd  rather  be  an  old 
gardener  of  the  two,  so  I  would." 

"That's  more  than  I  would,"  replied  Potts,  very  abruptly, 
and  with  an  air  of  uncommon  asperity,  for  he  silently  cherished 
a  lingering  belief  in  his  own  juvenility,  and  not  the  less 


About  a  Certain  Garden  and  a  Damsel.          85 

obstinately  that  it  was  fast  becoming  desperate — a  peculiarity 
of  which,  unfortunately,  until  that  moment  the  damsel  had 
never  been  apprised.  This,  therefore,  was  a  turn  which  a  good 
deal  disconcerted  the  young  woman,  especially  as  she  thought 
she  detected  a  satirical  leer  upon  the  countenance  of  a  young 
man  in  crazy  inexpressibles,  who  was  trundling  a  wheelbarrow 
in  tho  immediate  vicinity;  she  accordingly  exclaimed  not  loud 
enough  for  Tobias,  but  quite  loud  enough  for  the  young  man 
in  the  infirm  breeches  to  hear, — 

"  What  an  old  fool.  I  purtest  it's  meat  and  drink  to  me  to 
tease  him — eo  it  is  ;"  and  with  a  forced  giggle  she  tripped 
lightly  away  to  retrace  her  steps  towards  the  house. 

As  she  approached  the  stile  we  have  mentioned,  she  thought 
she  distinguished  what  appeared  to  be  the  inarticulate 
murmurings  of  some  subterranean  voice  almost  beneath  her 
feet.  A  good  deal  startled  at  so  prodigious  a  phenomenon,  she 
stopped  short,  and  immediately  heard  the  following  brief 
apostrophe  delivered  in  a  rich  brogue  : — 

"  Aiqually  beautiful  and  engaging — vartuous  Betsy  Carey — 
listen  to  the  voice  of  tindher  emotion." 

The  party  addressed  looked  with  some  alarm  in  all  directions 
for  any  visible  intimation  of  the  speaker's  presence,  but  in  vain. 
At  length,  from  among  an  unusually  thick  and  luxuriant  tuft 
of  docks  and  other  weeds,  which  grew  at  the  edge  of  a  ditch 
close  by,  she  beheld  something  red  emerging,  which  in  a  few 
moments  she  clearly  perceived  to  be  the  classical  countenance 
of  Larry  Toole. 

"  The  Lord  purtect  us  all,  Mr.  Toole.  Why  in  the  world  do 
you  frighten  people  this  way  ?  "  ejaculated  the  nymph,  rather 
shrilly. 

"  Whist !  most  evangelical  iv  women,"  exclaimed  Larry  in  a 
low  key,  and  looking  round  suspiciously — "whisht!  or  we  are 
ruined." 

"La!  Mr.  Laurence,  what  are  you  after?"  rejoined  the 
damsel,  with  a  good  deal  of  asperity.  "  I'll  have  you  to  know 
I'm  not  used  to  talk  with  a  man  that's  squat  in  a  ditch,  and 
his  head  in  a  dock  plant.  That's  not  the  way  for  to  come  up 
to  an  honest  woman,  sir — no  more  it  is." 

"I'd  live  ten  years  in  a  ditch,  and  die  in  a  dock  plant," 
replied  Larry  with  enthusiasm,  "for  one  sight  iv  you." 

"And  is  that  what  brought  you  here  ?  "  replied  she,  with  a 
toss  of  her  head.  "  I  purtest  some  people's  quite  overbearing, 
so  they  are,  and  knows  no  bounds." 

"  Stop  a  minute,  most  beautiful  bayin' — for  one  instant 
minute  pay  attintion,"  exclaimed  Mr.  Toole,  eagerly,  for  he 
perceived  that  she  had  commenced  her  retreat.  "Tare  an' 
owns  !  divine  crature,  it's  not  goin  you  are  ?  " 

"  I  have  no  notions,  good  or  bad,  Mr.  Toole,"  replied  the 


86  The  ' '  Cock  and  A  nchor." 

ymng  lady,  with  great  volubility  and  dignity,  "  and  no  idaya 
in  the  wide  world  for  to  be  standing  here  prating,  and  talking, 
and  losing  my  time  with  such  as  you — if  my  business  is 
neglected,  it  is  not  on  your  back  the  blame  will  light.  I  have 
my  work,,  and  my  duty,  and  my  business  to  mind,  and  if  I  do 
not  mind  them,  no  one  else  will  do  it  for  me ;  and  I  am 
astonished  and  surprised  beyant  telling,  so  I  am,  at  the  im- 
pittence  of  some  people,  thinking  that  the  likes  of  me  has 
nothing  else  to  be  doing  but  listening  to  them  discoorsing  in  a 
dirty  ditch,  and  more  particular  when  their  conduct  has  been 
sich  as  some  people's  that  is  old  enough  at  any  rate  to  know 
better." 

The  fair  handmaiden  had  now  resumed  her  retreat ;  so  that 
Larry,  having  raised  himself  from  his  lowly  hiding-place,  was 
obliged  to  follow  for  some  twenty  yards  before  he  again  came 
up  with  her. 

"  Wait  one  half  second — stop  a  bit,  for  the  Lord's  sake," 
exclaimed  he,  with  most  earnest  energy. 

"  Well,  wonst  for  all,  Mr.  Laurence,"  exclaimed  Mistress 
Carey  severely,  "  what  is  your  business  with  me?  " 

"  Jist  this,"  rejoined  Larry,  with  a  mysterious  wink,  and 
lowering  his  voice — "  a  letter  to  the  young  mistress  from  '' 
— here  he  glanced  jealously  round,  and  then  bringing  him- 
self close  beside  her,  he  whispered  in  her  ear — "  from  Mr. 
O'Connor — whisht — not  a  word — into  her  own  hand,  mind." 

The  young  woman  took  the  letter,  read  the  superscription, 
and  forthwith  placed  it  in  her  bosom,  and  rearranged  her 
kerchief. 

"Never  fear — never  fear,"  said  she,  "Miss  Mary  shall  have 
it  in  half  an  hour.  "  And  how,5'  added  she,  maliciously,  "  is  Mr. 
O'Connor?  He  is  a  lovely  gentleman,  is  not  he  ?  " 

"He's  uncommonly  well  in  health,  the  Lord  be  praised," 
replied  Mr.  Toole,  with  very  unaccountable  severity. 

"  Well,  for  my  part,"  continued  the  girl,  "  I  never  seen  the 
man  yet  to  put  beside  him — unless,  indeed,  the  young  master 
may  be.  He's  a  very  pretty  young  man — and  so  shocking 
agreeable." 

Mr.  Toole  nodded  a  pettish  assent,  coughed,  muttered  some- 
thing to  himself,  and  then  inquired  when  he  should  come  for 
an  answer. 

"I'll  have  an  answer  to-morrow  morning — maybe  this 
evening,"  pursued  she;  "but  do  not  be  coming  so  close  up  to 
the  house.  Who  knows  who  might  be  on  our  backs  in  an 
instant  here  ?  I'll  walk  down  whenever  I  get  it  to  the  two 
mulberries  at  the  old  gate  ;  and  I'll  go  there  either  in  the 
morning^at  this  hour,  or  else  a  little  before  supper-time  in  the 
evening." 

Mr.  Toole,  having  gazed  rapturously  at  the   object  of  his 


About  a  Certain  Garden  and  a  Damsel.          87 

tenderest  aspirations  daring  the  delivery  of  this  address,  was 
at  its  termination  so  far  transported  by  his  feelings,  as  abso- 
lutely to  make  a  kind  of  indistinct  and  flurried  attempt  to 
kiss  her. 

"  Well,  I  purtest,  this  is  overbearing;-,''  exclaimed  the  virgin  ; 
and  at  the  same  time  bestowing  Mr.  Toole  a  sound  box  on  the 
ear,  she  tripped  lightly  toward  the  house,  leaving  her  admirer 
a  prey  to  what  are  usually  termed  conflicting  emotions. 

When  Sir  Richard  returned  to  his  dressing-room  at  about 
noon,  to  prepare  for  dinner,  he  had  hardly  walked  to  the 
toilet,  and  rung  for  his  Italian  servant,  when  a  knock  was 
heard  at  his  chamber  door,  and,  in  obedience  to  his  summons, 
Mistress  Carey  entered. 

"  Well,  Carey,"  inquired  the  baronet,  as  soon  as  she  had 
appeared,  u  do  you  bring  me  any  news  ?  '' 

The  lady's-maid  closed  the  door  carefully. 

"News?"  she  repeated.  "Indeed,  but  I  do,  Sir  Richard— 
and  bad  news,  I'm  afeard,  sir.  Mr.  O'Connor  has  written  a 
great  long  letter  to  my  mistress,  if  you  please,  sir." 

"  Have  you  gotten  it  ?  "  inquired  the  baronet,  quickly. 

"  Yes,  sir,"  rejoined  she,  "  safe  and  sound  here  in  my  breast, 
Sir  Richard." 

"  Your  young  mistress  has  not  opened  it — or  read  it  ?  " 
inquired  he. 

"  Oh,  dear  !  Sir  Richard,  it  is  after  all  you  said  to  me  only 
the  other  day,"  rejoined  she,  in  virtuous  horror.  "  I  hope  I 
know  my  place  better  than  to  be  fetching  and  carrying  notes 
and  letters,  and  all  soarts,  unnonst  to  my  master.  Don't  I 
know,  sir,  very  well  how  that  you're  the  best  judge  what's 
fitting  and  what  isn't  for  the  sight  of  your  own  precious  child  ? 
and  wouldn't  I  be  very  unnatural,  and  very  hardened  and 
ungrateful,  if  I  was  to  be  making  secrets  in  the  family,  and  if 
any  ill-will  or  misfortunes  was  to  come  out  of  it?  I  purtest  I 
never — never  would  forgive  myself — never — no  more  I  ought — 
never." 

Here  Mistress  Carey  absolutely  wept. 

"  Give  me  the  letter,"  said  Sir  Richard,  drily. 

The  damsel  handed  it  to  him  ;  and  he,  having  glanced  at 
the  seal  and  the  address,  deposited  the  document  safely  in  a 
small  leathern  box  which  stood  upon  his  toilet,  and  having 
locked  it  safely  therein,  he  turned  to  the  maid,  and  patting  her 
on  the  cheek  with  a  smile,  he  remarked,— 

"  Be  a  good  girl,  Carey,  and  you  shall  find  you  have  con- 
sulted your  interest  best." 

Here  Mistress  Carey  was  about  to  do  justice  to  her  own 
disinterestedness  in  a  very  strong  protestation,  but  the 
baronet  checked  her  with  an  impatient  wave  of  the  hand,  and 
continued, — 


88  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

"  Say  not  on  any  account  one  word  to  any  person  touching 
this  letter,  until  you  have  your  directions  irom  me.  Stay — 
this  will  buy  you' a  ribbon.  Good-bye—be  a  good  girl." 

So  saying,  the  baronet  placed  a  guinea  in  the  girl's  hand, 
which,  with  a  courtesy,  having  transferred  to  her  pocket,  she 
withdrew  rather  hurriedly,  for  she  heard  the  valet  in  the  next 
room. 


CHAPTER  XY. 

THE   TEAITOR. 

UPON  the  day  following,  O'Connor  had  not  yet  received  any 
answer  to  his  letter.  He  was,  however,  not  a  little  surprised 
instead  to  receive  a  second  visit  from  young  Ashwoode. 

"  I  am  very  glad,  my  dear  O'Connor,"  said  the  young  man 
as  he  entered,  "  to  have  found  you  alone.  I  have  been 
wishing  very  much  for  this  opportunity,  and  was  half  afraid 
as  I  came  upstairs  that  I  should  again  have  been  disappointed. 
The  fact  is,  I  wish  much  to  speak  to  you  upon  a  subject  of 
great  difficulty  and  delicacy — one  in  which,  however,  I 
naturally  feel  so  strong  an  interest,  that  I  may  speak  to  you 
upon  it,  and  freely,  too,  without  impertinence.  I  allude  to 

SDur  attachment  to  my  sister.  Do  not  imagine,  my  dear 
'Connor,  that  I  am  going  to  lecture  you  on  prudence  and  all 
that ;  and  above  all,  my  dear  fellow,  do  not  think  I  want  to 
tax  your  confidence  more  deeply  than  you  are  willing  I 
should  ;  I  know  quite  enough  for  all  I  would  suggest;  I  know 
the  plain  fact  that  you  love  my  sister — I  have  long  known 
it,  and  this  is  enough." 

"  Well,  sir,  what  follows  ?  "  said  O'Connor,  dejectedly. 

"  Do  not  call  me  sir — call  me  friend — fellow — fool — anything 
you  please  but  that,5'  replied  Ashwoode,  kindly ;  and  after  a 
brief  pause,  he  continued  :  "  I  need  not,  and  cannot  disguise 
it  from  you,  that  I  was  much  opposed  to  this,  and  vexed 
extremely  at  the  girl's  encouragement  of  what  I  considered  a 
most  imprudent  suit.  I  have,  however,  learned  to  think 
differently — very  differently.  After  all  my  littlenesses  and 
pettishness,  for  which  you  must  have,  if  not  abhorred,  at  least 
despised  me  from  your  very  heart — after  all  this,  I  say,  your 
noble  conduct  in  risking  your  own  life  to  save  my  worthless 
blood  is  what  I  never  can  enough  admire,  and  honour,  and 
thank."  Here  he  grasped  O'Connor's  hand,  and  shook  it 
warmly.  "After  this,  I  tell  you,  O'Connor,  that  were  there 
offered  to  me,  on  my  sister's  behoof,  on  the  one  side  the  most 
brilliant  alliance  in  wealth  and  rank  that  ever  ambition 
dreamed  of,  and  upon  the  other  side  this  hand  of  yours,  I 


The  Traitor.  89 

would,  so  heaven  is  my  witness,  forego  every  allurement  of 
titles,  rank,  and  riches,  and  give  my  sister  to  you.  I  have 
come  here,  O'Connor,  frankly  to  offer  you  my  aid  and  advice 
— to  prove  to  you  my  sincerity,  and,  if  possible,  to  realize  your 
wishes." 

O'Connor  could  hardly  believe  his  senses.  Here  was  the 
man  who,  scarcely  six  days  since,  he  felt  assured,  would  more 
readily  have  suffered  him  to  thrust  him  through  the  body 
than  consent  to  his  marriage  with  Mary  Ashwoode,  now  not 
merely  consenting  to  it,  but  ottering  cordially  and  spontaneously 
all  the  assistance  in  his  power  towards  effecting  that  very 
object.  Had  he  heard  him  aright  ?  One  look  at  his  expressive 
face — the  kindly  pressure  of  his  hand — everything  assured  him 
that  he  had  justly  comprehended  all  that  Ashwoode  had 
j-poken,  and  a  glow  of  hope,  warmer  than  had  visited  him  for 
years,  cheered  his  heart. 

"  In  the  meantime,"  continued  Ashwoode,  "I  must  tell  you 
exactly  how  matters  stand  at  Morley  Court.  The  Earl  of 
Aspenly,  of  whom  you  may  have  heard,  is  paying  his  addresses 
to  my  sister." 

"  The  Earl  of  Aspenly,"  echoed  O'Connor,  slightly  colouring. 
"I  had  not  heard  of  this  before — she  did  not  name  him." 

"Yet  she  has  known  it  a  good  while,"  returned  Ashwoode, 
with  well-affected  surprise — "a  month,  I  believe,  or  more. 
He's  now  at  Morley  Court,  and  means  to  make  some  stay — 
are  you  sure  she  never  mentioned  him  ?  " 

"Titled,  and,  of  course,  rich,"  said  O'Connor,  scarce  hearing 
the  question.  "Why  should  I  have  heard  of  this  by  chance, 
and  from  another — why  this  reserve — this  silence  ?  " 

"Nay,  nay,"  replied  Henry,  "you  must  not  run  away  with 
the  matter  thus.  Mary  may  have  forgotten  it,  or — or  not 
liked  to  tell  you — not  cared  to  give  you  needless  uneasiness." 

"  I  wish  she  had — I  wish  she  had — I  am — I  am,  indeed, 
Ashwoode,  very,  very  unhappy,"  said  O'Connor,  with  extreme 
dejection.  "  Forgive  me — forgive  my  folly,  since  folly  it  seems 
— I  fear  I  weary  you." 

"  Well,  well,  since  it  seems  you  have  not  heard  of  it,"  rejoined 
Henry,  carelessly  throwing  himself  back  in  his  chair,  "  you 
may  as  well  learn  it  now — not  that  there  is  any  real  cause  of 
alarm  in  the  matter,  as  I  shall  presently  show  you,  but  simply 
that  you  may  understand  the  position  of  the  enemy.  Lord 
Aspenly,  then,  is  at  present  at  Morley  Court,  where  he  is 
received  as  Mary's  lover — observe  me,  only  as  her  lover — not 
yet,  and  I  trust  never  as  her  accepted  lover." 

"  G-o  on — pray  go  on,"  said  O'Connor,  with  suppressed  but 
agonized  anxiety. 

"  Now,  though  my  father  is  very  hot  about  the  match," 
resumed  his  visitor,  "  it  may  appear  strange  enough  to  you 


90  The  "Cock  and  Anchor'' 

that  I  never  was.  There  are  a  few — a  very  few — advantages 
in  the  matter,  cf  course,  viewing  it  merely  in  its  worldly  aspect. 
But  Lord  Aspenly's  property  is  a  good  deal  embarrassed,  and 
he  is  of  violently  Whig  politics  and  connections,  the  very 
thing  most  hated  by  my  old  Tory  uncle,  Oliver  French, 
whom  my  father  has  been  anxious  to  cultivate  ;  besides,  the 
disparity  in  years  is  so  very  great  that  it  is  ridiculous — I 
might  almost  say  indecent — and  this  even  in  point  of  family 
standing,  and  indeed  of  reputation,  putting  aside  every  better 
consideration,  is  objectionable.  I  have  urged  all  these  things 
upon  my  father,  and  perhaps  we  should  not  find  any  insur- 
mountable obstacle  there;  but  the  fact  is,  there  is  another 
difficulty,  one  of  which  until  this  morning  I  never  dreamed — 
the  most  whimsical  difficulty  imaginable.''  Here  the  young 
man  raised  his  eyebrows,  and  laughed  faintly,  while  he  looked 
upon  the  floor,  and  O'Connor,  with  increasing  earnestness, 
implored  him  to  proceed.  "  It  appears  so  very  absurd  and 
perverse  an  obstacle,"  continued  Ashwoode,  with  a  very 
quizzical  expression,  "  that  one  does  not  exactly  know  how  to 
encounter  it — to  say  the  truth,  I  think  that  the  girl  is  a  little — 
perhaps  the  least  imaginable  degree — taken — dazzled — caught 
by  the  notion  of  being  a  countess  ;  it's  very  natural,  you  know, 
but  then  I  would  have  expected  better  from  her." 

"  By  heavens,  it  is  impossible  ! "  exclaimed  O'Connor, 
starting  to  his  feet ;  "  I  cannot  believe  it ;  you  must,  indeed, 
my  dear  Ashwoode,  you  must  have  been  deceived." 

"  Well,  then,"  rejoined  the  young  man,  "  I  have  lost  my  skill 
in  reading  young  ladies'  minds — that's  all ;  but  even  though  I 
should  be  right — and  never  believe  me  if  I  am  not  right — it 
does  not  follow  that  the  giddy  whim  won't  pass  away  just  as 
suddenly  as  it  came  ;  her  most  lasting  impressions — with,  I 
should  hope,  one  exception — were  never  very  enduring.  I 
have  been  talking  to  her  for  nearly  half  an  hour  this  morning 
— laughing  with  her  about  Lord  Aspenly's  suit,  and  building 
castles  in  the  air  about  what  she  will  and  wnat  she  won't  do 
when  she's  a  countess.  But,  by  the  way,  how  did  you  let  her 
know  that  you  intend  returning  to  France  at  the  end  of  this 
month,  only,  as  she  told  me,  however,  for  a  few  weeks  ?  She 
mentioned  it  yesterday  incidentally.  Well,  it  is  a  comfort  that 
I  hear  your  secrets,  though  you  won't  entrust  them  to  me. 
But  do  not,  my  dear  fellow — do  not  look  so  very  black — you  very 
much  overrate  the  firmness  of  women's  minds,  and  greatly 
indeed  exaggerate  that  of  my  sister's  character  if  you  believe 
that  this  vexatious  whim  which  has  entered  her  giddy  pate 
will  remain  there  longer  than  a  week.  The  simple  fact  is  that 
the  excitement  and  bustle  of  all  this  has  produced  an  unusual 
flow  of  high  spirits,  which  will,  of  course,  subside  with  the 
novelty  of  the  occasion.  Pshaw  !  why  so  cast  down  ? — there  is 


The  Traitor.  91 

nothing  in  the  matter  to  surprise  one — the  caprice  of  women 
knows  DO  rule.  I  tell  you  1  would  almost  stake  my  reputation 
as  a  prophet,  that  when  this  giddy  excitement  passes  away, 
her  feelings  will  return  to  their  old  channel."  O'Connor 
still  paced  the  room  in  silence.  "  Meanwhile,"  continued  the 
young  man,  "  if  anything  occur  to  you — if  I  can  be  useful  to 
you  in  any  way,  command  me  absolutely,  and  till  you  see  me 
next,  take  heart  of  grace."  He  grasped  O'Connor's  hand — it 
was  cold  as  clay ;  and  bidding  him  farewell,  once  more  took 
his  departure." 

"  Well,"  thought  he,  as  he  threw  his  leg  across  his  high-bred 
gelding  at  the  inn  door,  "  [  have  shot  the  first  shaft  home." 

And  so  he  had,  for  the  heart  at  which  it  was  directed,  un- 
fenced  by  suspicion,  lay  open  to  his  traitorous  practices. 
O'Connor's  letter,  an  urgent  and  a  touching  one,  was  still 
unanswered ;  it  never  for  a  moment  crossed  his  mind  that  it 
had  not  reached  the  hand  for  which  it  was  intended.  The 
maid  who  had  faithfully  delivered  all  the  letters  which  had 
passed  between  them  had  herself  received  it ;  and  young  Ash- 
woode  had  but  the  moment  before  mentioned,  from  his  sister's 
lips,  the  subject  on  which  it  was  written — his  meditated  depar- 
ture for  France.  This,  too,  it  appeared,  she  had  spoken  of  in 
the  midst  of  gay  and  light-hearted  trifling,  and  projects  of 
approaching  magnificence  and  dissipation  with  his  rich  and 
noble  rival.  Twice  since  the  delivery  of  that  letter  had  his 
servant  seen  Miss  Ashwoode's  maid ;  and  in  the  communica- 
tive colloquy  which  had  ensued  she  had  told — no  doubt 
according  to  well- planned  instructions — how  gay  and  unusually 
merry  her  mistress  was,  and  how  she  passed  whole  hours  at 
her  toilet,  and  the  rest  of  her  time  in  the  companionship  of 
Lord  Aspenly — so  that  between  his  lordship's  society,  and  her 
own  preparations  for  it,  she  had  scarcely  allowed  herself  time 
to  read  the  letter  in  question,  much  less  to  answer  it. 

All  these  things  served  to  fill  O'Connor's  mind  with,  vague 
but  agonizing  doubts — doubts  which  he  vainly  strove  to 
combat ;  fears  which  had  not  their  birth  in  an  alarmed 
imagination,  but  which,  alas  !  were  but  too  surely  approved 
by  reason.  The  notion  of  a  systematic  plot,  embracing  so 
many  agents,  and  conducted  with  such  deep  and  hellish 
hypocrisy,  with  the  sole  purpose  of  destroying  affections  the 
most  beautiful,  and  of  alienating  hearts  the  truest,  was  a 
thought  so  monstrous  and  unnatural  that  it  never  for  a  second 
flashed  upon  his  mind;  still  his  heart  struggled  strongly 
against  despair.  Spite  of  all  that  looked  gloomy  in  what  he 
saw — spite  of  the  boding  suggestions  of  his  worst  fears,  he 
would  not  believe  her  false  to  him — that  she  who  had  so  long 
and  so  well  loved  and  trusted  him — she  whose  gentle  heart 
he  knew  unchanged  and  unchilled  by  years,  and  distance,  and 


92  The  "Cock  and  A  nckor" 

misfortune?— that  she  should,  after  all,  have  fallen  away  from 
him,  and  given  up  that  heart,  which  once  was  his,  to  vanity 
and  the  hollow  glitter  of  the  world — this  he  could  hardly  bring 
himself  to  believe,  yet  what  was  he  to  think  ?  alas  !  what  ? 


CHAPTER  XVI. 

SHOWING  SIGNOR,  PARUCCI  ALONE   WITH  THE   WIG-BLOCKS — THE 
BARONET'S  HAND-BELL  AND  THE  ITALIAN'S  TASK. 

MORLEY  COURT  was  a  queer  old  building — very  large  and  very 
irregular.  The  main  part  of  the  dwelling,  and  what  appeared 
to  be  the  original  nucleus,  upon  which  after- additions  had 
grown  like  fantastic  incrustations,  was  built  of  deep-red 
brick,  with  many  recesses  and  projections  and  gables,  and 
tall  and  grotesquely-shaped  chimneys,  and  having  broad, 
jutting,  heavily- sashed  windows,  such  as  belonged  to  Henry 
the  Eighth's  time,  to  which  period  tLe  orisrin  of  the  building 
was,  with  sufficient  probability,  referred.  The  great  avenue, 
which  extended  in  a  direct  line  to  more  than  the  long  half  of 
an  Irish  mile,  led  through  double  rows  of  splendid  old  lime 
trees,  some  thirty  paces  apart,  and  arching  in  a  vast  and 
shadowy  groining  overhead,  to  the  front  of  the  building.  To 
the  rearward  extended  the  rambling  additions  which  necessity 
or  caprice  had  from  time  to  time  suggested,  as  the  place,  in 
the  lapse  of  years,  passed  into  the  hands  of  different  masters. 
One  of  these  excrescences,  a  quaint  little  prominence,  with  a 
fanciful  gable  and  chimney  of  its  own,  jutted  pleasantly  out 
upon  the  green  sward,  courting  the  friendly  shelter  of  the 
wild  and  graceful  trees,  and  from  its  casement  commanding 
through  the  parting  boughs  no  views  but  those  of  quiet  fields, 
distant  woodlands,  and  the  far-off  blue  hills.  This  portion  of 
the  building  contained  in  the  upper  story  one  small  room,  to 
the  full  as  oddly  shaped  as  the  outer  casing  of  fantastic 
masonry  in  which  it  was  inclosed — the  door  opened  upon  a 
back  staircase  which  led  from  the  lower  apartments  to  Sir 
Eichard's  dressing-room  ;  and  partly  owing  to  this  convenient 
arrangement,  and  partly  perhaps  to  the  comfort  and  seclusion 
of  the  chamber  itself,  it  had  been  long  appropriated  to  the 
exclusive  occupation  of  Signor  Jacopo  Parucci,  Sir  Eichard's 
valet  and  confidential  servant.  This  man  was,  as  his  name 
would  imply,  an  Italian.  Sir  Eichard  had  picked  him  up, 
pome  thirty  years  before  the  period  at  which  we  have  dated 
our  story,  in  Naples,  where  it  was  said  the  baronet  had  received 
from  him  very  important  instructions  in  the  inner  mysteries 


Signor  Panicci  Alone.  93 

of  that  golden  science  which  converts  chance  into  certainty — 
a  science  in  which  Sir  Kichard  was  said  to  have  become  a 
masterly  proficient;  and  indeed  so  loudly  had  fame  begun  to 
bruit  his  excellence  therein,  that  he  found  it  at  last  necessary, 
or  at  least  highly  advisable,  to  forego  the  fascinations  of  the 
gaming-table,  and  to  bid  to  the  worship  of  fortune  an  eternal 
farewell,  just  at  the  moment  when  the  fickle  goddess  promised 
with  golden  profusion  to  reward  his  devotion. 

Whatever  his  reason  was,  Sir  Richard  had  been  to  this  man 
a  good  master;  he  had,  it  was  said,  and  not  without  reason, 
enriched  him ;  and,  moreover,  it  was  a  strange  fact,  that  in  all 
his  capricious  and  savage  moods,  from  whose  consequences 
not  only  his  servants  but  his  own  children  had  no  exemption, 
he  had  never  once  treated  this  person  otherwise  than  with  the 
most  marked  civility.  What  the  man's  services  had  actually 
been,  and  to  what  secret  influence  he  owed  the  close  and  con- 
fidential terms  upon  which  he  unquestionably  stood  with  Sir 
Richard,  these  things  were  mysteries,  and,  of  course,  furnished 
inexhaustible  matter  of  scandalous  speculation  among  the 
baronet's  dependents  and  most  intimate  friends. 

The  room  of  which  we  speak  was  Parucci's  snuggery.  It 
contained  in  a  recess  behind  the  door  that  gentleman's  bed — 
a  plain, low,  uncurtained  couch  ;  and  variously  disposed  about 
the  apartment  an  abundance  of  furniture  of  much  better  kind ; 
the  recess  of  the  window  was  filled  by  a  kind  of  squat  press, 
which  was  constructed  in  the  lower  part,  and  which  contained, 
as  certain  adventurous  chambermaids  averred,  having  peeped 
into  its  dim  recesses  when  some  precious  opportunity  pre- 
sented itself,  among  other  shadowy  shapes,  the  forms  of 
certain  flasks  and  bottles  with  long  necks,  and  several  tall 
glasses  of  different  dimensions.  Two  or  three  tables  of 
various  sizes  of  dark  shining  wood,  with  legs  after  the  fashion 
of  the  nether  limbs  of  hippogriffs  and  fauns,  seemed  about  to 
walk  from  their  places,  and  to  stamp  and  claw  at  random 
about  the  floor.  A  large,  old  press  of  polished  oak,  with  spiral 
pillars  of  the  same  flanking  it  in  front,  contained  the  more 
precious  articles  of  Signor  Parucci's  wardrobe.  Close  beside 
it,  in  a  small  recess,  stood  a  set  of  shelves,  on  which  were 
piled  various  matters,  literary  and  otherwise,  among  which 
perhaps  none  were  disturbed  twice  in  the  year,  with  the 
exception  of  six  or  eight  packs  of  cards,  with  which,  for  old 
associations'  sake,  Signor  Jacopo  used  to  amuse  himself  now 
and  again  in  his  solitary  hours. 

On  one  of  the  tables  stood  two  blocks  supporting  each  a 
flowing  black  peruke,  which  it  was  almost  the  only  duty  of  the 
tenant  of  this  interesting  sanctuary  to  tend,  and  trim,  and 
curl.  Upon  the  dusky  tapestry  were  pinned  several  coloured 
prints,  somewhat  dimmed  by  time,  but  evidently  of  very 


94  The  "Cock  and  Anchor '." 

equivocal  morality.  A  birding-piece  and  a  fragment  of  a 
fishing-rod  covered  with  dust,  neither  of  which  Signer  Parucci 
had  ever  touched  for  the  last  twenty  years,  were  suspended 
over  the  mantelpiece ;  and  upon  the  side  of  the  recess,  and 
fully  lighted  by  the  window,  in  attestation  of  his  gentler  and 
more  refined  pursuits,  hung  a  dingy  old  guitar  apparently 
still  in  use,  for  the  strings,  though  a  good  deal  cobbled  and 
knotted,  were  perfect  in  number  A  huge,  high-backed,  well- 
stuffed  chair,  in  which  a  man  might  lie  as  snugly  as  a  kernel 
in  its  shell,  was  placed  at  the  window,  and  in  it  reclined  the 
presiding  genius  of  the  place  himself,  with  his  legs  elevated 
so  as  to  rest  upon  the  broad  window-sill,  formed  by  the  roof 
of  the  mysterious  press  which  we  have  already  mentioned. 
The  Italian  was  a  little  man,  very  slight,  with  long  hair,  a 
good  deal  grizzled,  flowing  upon  his  shoulders  ;  he  had  a  sallow 
complexion  and  thin  hooked  nose,  piercing  black  eyes,  lean 
cheeks,  and  sharp  chin — and  altogether  a  lank,  attentuated, 
and  somewhat  intellectual  cast  of  face,  with,  however,  a  certain 
expression  of  malice  and  cunning  about  the  leer  of  his  eye,  as 
well  as  in  the  character  of  his  thin  and  colourless  lip,  which 
made  him  by  no  means  a  very  pleasant  object  to  look  upon. 

"Fine  weather — almost  Italy,"  said  the  little  man,  lazily 
pushing  open  the  casement  with  his  foot.  "  I  am  surprise, 
good,  dear,  sweet  Sir  Richard,  his  bell  is  stop  so  long  quiet. 
Why  is  it  not  go  ding,  ding,  dingeri,  dingeri,  ding-a-ding,  ding, 
as  usual.  Damnation  !  what  do  I  care  he  ring  de  bell  and  I 
leesten.  We  are  not  always  young,  and  I  must  be  allow  to  be 
a  leetle  deaf  when  he  is  allow  to  be  a  leetle  gouty.  Gode  blace 
my  body,  how  hot  is  de  sun.  Corne  down  here,  leer  of  Apollo 
—  come  to  my  arm,  meestress  of  my  heart — Orpheus'  leer, 
come  queekly."  This  was  addressed  to  the  ancient  instru- 
ment of  music  which  we  have  already  mentioned,  and  the 
invitation  was  accompanied  by  an  appropriate  elevation  of  his 
two  little  legs,  which  he  raised  until  he  gently  closed  his  feet 
upon  the  sides  of  the  "leer  of  Apollo,"  which,  with  a  good 
deal  of  dexterity,  he  unhung  from  its  peg,  and  conveyed  within 
reach  of  his  hand.  He  cast  a  look  of  fond  admiration  at  its 
dingy  and  time-dried  face,  and  forthwith,  his  heels  still 
resting  upon  the  window-sill,  he  was  soon  thrumming  a 
tinkling  symphony,  none  of  the  most  harmonious,  and  then, 
with  uncommon  zeal,  he  began,  to  his  own  accompaniment,  to 
sing  some  ditty  of  Italian  love.  While  engaged  in  this  refined 
and  touching  employment,  he  espied,  with  unutterable  indig- 
nation, a,  young  urchin,  who,  attracted  by  the  sounds  of  his 
amorous  minstrelsy,  and  with  a  view  to  torment  the  performer, 
who  was  an  extremely  unpopular  personage,  had  stationed 
himself  at  a  little  distance  before  the  casement,  and  accom- 
panied the  vocal  performance  of  the  Italian  with  the  most 


Stg  nor  Panted  A  lone.  .9  5 

hideous  grimaces,  and  the  most  absurd  and  insulting  gesticula- 
tions. 

Signor  Parucci  would  have  given  a  good  round  sum  to  have 
had  the  engaging  boy  by  the  ears  ;  but  this  he  knew  was  out 
of  the  question ;  he  therefore  (for  he  was  a  philosopher)  played 
and  sung  on  without  evincing  the  smallest  consciousness  of 
what  was  going  forward.  His  plans  of  vengeance  were,  how- 
ever, speedily  devised  and  no  less  quickly  executed.  There 
lay  upon  the  window-sill  a  fragment  of  biscuit,  which  in  the 
course  of  an.  ecstatic  flourish  the  little  man  kicked  "carelessly 
over.  The  bait  had  hardly  touched  the  ground  beneath  the 
casement  when  Jacopo,  continuing  to  play  and  sing  the  while, 
and  apparently  unconscious  of  anything  but  his  own  music, 
to  his  infinite  delight  beheld  the  boy  first  abate  his  exertions, 
and  finally  put  an  end  to  his  affronting  pantomime  altogether, 
and  begin  to  manoeuvre  in  the  direction  of  the  treacherous 
windfall.  The  youth  gradually  approached  it,  and  just  at  the 
moment  when  it  was  within  his  grasp,  Signor  Parucci,  with 
another  careless  touch  of  his  foot,  sent  over  a  large  bow-pot 
well  stored  with  clay,  which  stood  upon  the  window-block. 
The  descent  of  this  ponderous  missile  was  followed  by  a  most 
heart- stirring  acclamation  from  below;  and  good  Mr.  Parucci, 
clambering  along  the  window-sill,  and  gazing  downward,  was 
regaled  by  the  spectacle  of  the  gesticulating  youth  stamping 
about  the  grass  among  what  appeared  to  be  the  fragments  of 
a  hundred  flower-pots,  writhing  and  bellowing  in  transports 
of  indignation  and  bodily  torment. 

"  Povero  ragazzo — Carissimo  figlio,"  exclaimed  the  valet, 
looking  out  with  an  expression  of  infinite  sweetness,  "my 
dear  child  and  charming  boy,  how  'av  you  broke  my  flower- 
pote,  and  when  'av  you  come  here.  Ah  !  per  Bacco,  I  think  I 
'av  see  you  before.  Ah  !  yees,  you  are  that  sweetest  leetel  boy 
that  was  leestening  at  my  music — so  charming  just  now. 
How  much  clay  is  on  your  back  !  a  cielo!  amiable  child,  you 
might  'av  keel  yourself.  Sacro  numine,  what  an  escape  !  Say 
your  prayer,  and  thank  heaven  you  are  safe,  my  beautiful, 
sweetest,  leetel  boy.  God  blace  you.  Now  rone  away  very 
fast,  for  fear  you  pool  the  other  two  flower-potes  on  your  back, 
sweetest  child.  G-ode  bless  you,  amiable  boy — they  are  very 
large  and  very  heavy." 

The  youth  took  the  hint,  and  having  had  quite  enough  of 
Mr.  Parucci's  music  for  the  evening,  withdrew  under  the  com- 
bined influences  of  fury  and  lumbago.  The  little  man  threw 
himself  back  in  his  chair,  and  hugged  his  shins  in  sheer 
delight,  grinning  and  chattering  like  a  delirious  monkey,  and 
rolling  himself  about,  and  laughing  with  the  most  exquisite 
relish.  At  length,  after  this  had  gone  on  tor  some  time,  with 
the  air  of  a  man  who  has  had  enough  of  trifling,  and  must  now 


96  The  "Cock  and  Anchor:' 

apply  himself  to  matters  of  graver  importance,  he  arose,  hung 
up  his  guitar,  sent  his  chair,  which  was  upon  casters,  rolling 
to  the  far  end  of  the  room,  and  proceeded  to  arrange  the  curls 
of  one  of  the  two  magnificent  perukes,  on  which  it  was  his 
privilege  to  operate.  After  having  applied  himself  with  un- 
common attention  to  this  labour  of  taste  for  some  time  in 
silence,  he  retired  a  few  paces  to  contemplate  the  effect  of  his 
performance — whereupon  he  fell  into  a  musing  mood,  and 
began  after  his  fashion  to  soliloquize  with  a  good  deal  of 
energy  and  volubility  in  that  dialect  which  had  become  more 
easy  to  him  than  his  mother  tongue. 

"  Corpo  di  Bacco  I  what  thing  is  life !  who  would  believe 
thirty  years  ago  I  should  be  here  now  in  a  barbaroose  island 
to  curl  the  wig  of  an  old  gouty  blackguard — but  what  matter. 
I  am  a  philosopher — damnation — it  is  very  well  as  it  is — per 
Bacco  !  I  can  go  way  when  I  like.  I  am  reech  leetle  fellow, 
and  with  Sir  Richard,  good  Sir  Richard,  I  do  always  whatever 
I  may  choose.  Good  Sir  Richard,''  he  continued,  addressing 
the  block  on  which  hung  the  object  of  his  tasteful  labours,  as 
it'  it  had  been  the  baronet  in  person — -"  good  Sir  Richard,  why 
are  you  so  kind  to  me,  when  you  are  so  cross  as  the  old  devil 
in  hell  with  all  the  rest  of  the  world? — why,  why,  why? 
Shall  I  say  to  you  the  reason,  good,  kind  Sir  Richard  ?  Well, 
I  weel.  It  is  because  you  dare  not— dare  not — dare  not — 
da-a-a-are  not  vaix  me.  I  am,  you  know,  dear  Sir  Richard,  a 
poor,  leetle  foreigner,  who  is  depending  on  your  goodness.  I 
'ave  nothing  but  your  great  pity  and  good  charity-— oh,  no  !  I 
am  nothing  at  all ;  but  still  you  dare  not  vaix  me — you  moste 
not  be  angry — note  at  all — but  very  quiet — you  moste  not  go 
in  a  passion — oh !  never — weeth  me— even  if  I  was  to  make 
game  of  you,  and  to  insult  you,  and  to  pool  your  nose." 

Here  the  Italian  seized,  with  the  tongs  which  he  had  in  his 
hand,  upon  that  prominence  in  the  wooden  block  which  cor- 
responded in  position  with  the  nose,  which  at  other  times  the 
pernke  overshadowed,  and  with  a  grin  of  infinite  glee  pinched 
and  twisted  the  iron  instrument  until  the  requirements  of  his 
dramatic  fancy  were  satisfied,  when  he  delivered  two  or  three 
sharp  knocks  on  the  smooth  face  of  the  block,  and  resumed 
his  address. 

"  No,  no — you  moste  not  be  angry,  fore  it  would  be  great 
misfortune— oh,  it  would — if  you  and  I  should  quarrel  to- 
gether ;  but  tell  me  now,  old  truffatore — tell  me,  I  say,  am  I 
not  very  quiet,  good-nature,  merciful,  peetying  faylow  ?  Ah, 
yees — very,  very — Madre  di  Dio — very  mocbe;  and  dear,  good 
Sir  Richard,  shall  I  tell  you  why  I  am  so  very  good-nature  ? 
It  is  because  I  love  you  joste  as  moche  as  you  love  me — it  is 
because,  most  charitable  patron,  it  is  my  convenience  to  go 
on  weeth  you  quietly  and  5av  no  fighting  yet—  bote  you  are 


Signor  Panted  Alone. 


97 


going  to  get  money.  Oh!  so  coning  you  are,  you  think  I 
know  nothing — you  think  I  am  asleep — bote  I  know  it — I 
know  it  quite  well.  You  think  I  know  nothing  about  the 
land  you  take  from  Miss  Mary.  Ah  !  you  are  very  coning 
— oh!  very ;  but  I  'av  hear  it  all,  and  I  tell  you — and  I  sweaT- 

per  sangue  di  D ,  when  you  get  that  money  I  shall,  and 

will,  and  moste — mo-ooste  'av  a  very  large,  comfortable,  beeg 
handful — do  you  hear  me  ?  Oh,  you  very  coning  old  rascal ; 
and  if  you  weel  not  geeve  it,  oh,  my  dear  Sir  Richard,  echellent 
master,  I  am  so  moche  afaid  we  will  'av  a  fight  between  us — 
a  quarrel — that  will  spoil  our  love  and  friendship,  and  maybe, 
helas  !  horte  your  reputation — shoking — make  the  gentlemen 


J 


spit  on  you,  and  avoid  you,  and  call  you  all  the  ogly  names — 
oh  !  shoking.'' 

Here  he  was  interrupted  by  a  loud  ringing  in  Sir  Richard's 
chamber. 

"  There  he  is  to  pool  his  leetle  bell— damnation,  what  noise. 
I  weel  go  up  joste  now — time  enough,  dear,  good,  patient  Sir 
Richard — time  enough — oh,  plainty,  plainty." 

The  little  man  then  leisurely  fumbled  in  his  pocket  until 
he  brought  forth  a  bunch  of  keys,  from  which,  having  selected 
one,  he  applied  it  to  the  lock  of  the  little  press  which  we  have 
already  mentioned,  whence  he  deliberately  produced  one  of 
the  flasks  which  we  have  hinted  at,  along  with  a  tall  glnss  with 


98  The  "Cock  and  Anchor? 

a  spiral  stem,  and  filling  himself  a  bumper  of  the  liquor  therein 
contained,  he  coolly  sipped  it  to  the  bottom,  accompanied 
throughout  the  performance  by  the  incessant  tinkling  of  Sir 
Richard's  hand-bell. 

"Ah,  very  good,  most  echellent — thank  you,  Sir  Richard, 
you  'av  give  me  so  moche  time  and  so  moche  music,  I  'av  drunk 
your  very  good  health." 

So  saying,  he  locked  up  the  flask  and  glass  again,  and 
taking  the  block  which  had  just  represented  Sir  Richard  in 
the  imaginary  colloquy  in  his  hand,  he  left  his  own  chamber, 
and  ran  upstairs  to  the  baronet's  dressing-room.  He  found 
his  master  alone. 

"  Ah,  Jacopo,"  exclaimed  the  baronet,  looking  somewhat 
flushed,  but  speaking,  nevertheless,  in  a  dulcet  tone  enough, 
"  I  have  been  ringing  for  nearly  ten  minutes ;  but  I  suppose 
you  did  not  hear  me." 

"  Jbfte  so  as  you  'av  say,"  replied  the  man.  "  Your  signoria 
is  very  seJdom  wrong.  I  was  so  charmed  with  my  work  I 
could  not  hear  nothing." 

"  Parucci,'3  rejoined  Sir  Richard,  after  a  slight  pause,  "  you 
know  I  keep  no  secrets  from  you." 

"  Ah,  you  flatter  me,  Signer — yon  flatter  me — indeed  you 
do,"  said  the  valet,  with  ironical  humility. 

His  master  well  understood  the  tone  in  which  the  fellow- 
spoke,  but  did  not  care  to  notice  it. 

"  The  fact  is,  Jacopo,"  continued  Sir  Richard,  "  you  already 
know  so  many  of  my  secrets,  that  I  have  now  no  motive  in 
excluding  you  from  any." 

"  Goode,  kind — oh,  very  kind,"  ejaculated  the  valet. 

"  In  short,"  continued  his  master,  who  felt  a  little  uneasy 
under  the  praises  of  his  attendant — "in  short,  to  speak  plainly, 
I  want  your  assistance.  I  know  your  talents  well.  You 
can  imitate  any  handwriting  you  please  to  copy  with  perfect 
accuracy.  You  must  copy,  in  the  handwriting  of  this  manu- 
script, the  draft  of  a  letter  which  I  will  hand  you  this 
evening.  You  require  some  little  time  to  study  the  character  ; 
so  take  the  letter  with  you,  and  be  in  my  room  at  ten  to-night. 
I  will  then  hand  you  the  draft  of  what  I  want  written. 
You  understand  ?  " 

"  Understand  !  To  be  sure — most  certilly  I  weel  do  it," 
replied  the  Italian,  "so  that  the  great  devil  himself  will  not 
tell  the  writing  of  the  two,  I'un  dall'  altro,  one  from  the  other. 
Never  fear — geeve  me  the  letter.  I  must  learn  the  writing. 
I  weel  be  here  to-night  before  you  are  arrive,  and  I  weel  do  it 
very  fast,  and  so  like — bpte  you  know  how  well  I  can  copy. 
Ah  !  yees ;  you  know  it,  Signer.  I  need  not  tell." 

"  No  more  at  present,"  said  the  baronet,  with  a  gesture  of 
caution.  "  Assist  me  to  dress." 


Dublin  Castle  by  Night.  99 

The  Italian  accordingly  was  soon  deep  in  the  mysteries  of 
his  elaborate  functions,  where  we  shall  leave  him  and  his 
master  for  the  present. 


CE AFTER  XVII. 

DUBLIN   CASTLE   BY   NIGHT — THE  DRAWING-ROOM — LORD  WHARTON 
AND    HIS    COUKT. 

SIR  RICHARD  ASHWOODE  had  set  his  heart  upon  having  Lord 
Aspenly  for  his  son-in-law;  and  all  things  considered,  his 
lordship  was,  perhaps,  according  to  the  standard  by  which  the 
baronet  measured  merit,  as  good  a  son-in-law  as  he  had  any 
right  to  hope  for.  It  was  true,  Lord  Aspenly  was  neither  very 
young  nor  very  beautiful.  Spite  of  all  the  ingenious  arts  by 
which  he  reinforced  his  declining  graces,  it  was  clear  as  the 
light  that  his  lordship  was  not  very  far  from  seventy ;  and  it 
was  just  as  apparent  that  it  was  not  to  any  extraordinary 
supply  of  bone,  muscle,  or  flesh  that  his  vitality  was  attribu- 
table. His  lordship  was  a  little,  spindle-shanked  gentleman, 
with  the  complexion  of  a  consumptive  frog,  aud  features  as 
sharp  as  edged  tools.  He  condescended  to  borrow  from  the 
artistic  talents  of  his  valet  the  exquisite  pencilling  of  his  eye- 
brows, as  well  as  the  fine  black  line  which  gave  effect  to 
a  set  of  imaginary  eyelashes,  and  depth  and  brilliancy  to  a 
pair  of  eyes  which,  although  naturally  not  very  singularly 
effective,  had,  nevertheless,  nearly  as  much  vivacity  in  them 
as  they  had  ever  had.  His  smiles  were  perennial  and  un- 
ceasing, very  winning  and  rather  ghastly.  He  used  much 
gesticulation,  and  his  shrug  was  absolutely  Parisian.  To  all 
these  perfections  he  added  a  wonderful  facility  in  rounding 
the  periods  of  a  compliment,  and  an  inexhaustible  affluence 
of  something  which  passed  for  conversation.  Thus  endowed, 
and  having,  moreover,  the  additional  recommendation  of  a 
handsome  income,  a  peerage,  and  an  unencumbered  celibacy, 
it  is  hardly  wonderful  that  his  lordship  was  unanimously 
voted  by  all  prudent  and  discriminating  persons,  without  ex- 
ception, the  most  fascinating  man  in  all  Ireland.  Sir  Richard 
Ashwoode  was  not  one  whit  more  in  earnest  in  desiring  the 
match  than  was  Lord  Aspenly  himself.  His  lordship  had 
for  some  time  begun  to  suspect  that  he  had  nearly  sown  his 
wild  oats — that  it  was  time  for  him  to  reform — that  he  was 
ripe  for  the  domestic  virtues,  and  ought  to  renounce  scamp- 
hood.  He  therefore,  in  the  laboratory  of  his  secret  soul,  com- 
pounded a  virtuous  passion,  which  he  resolved  to  expend 

H  2 


1 00  The  "Cock  and  Anchor. ' ' 

npon  the  first  eligible  object  who  might  present  herself.  Mary 
Ashwoode  was  the  fortunate  damsel  who  first  happened  to 
come  within  the  scope  and  range  of  his  lordship's  premedi- 
tated love;  and  he  forthwith  in  a  matrimonial  paroxysm 
applied,  according  to  the  good  old  custom,  not  to  the  lady 
herself,  but  to  Sir  Bichard  Ashwoode,  and  was  received  with 
open  arms. 

The  baronet  indeed,  as  the  reader  is  aware,  anticipated  many 
difficulties  in  bringing  the  match  about ;  for  he  well  knew 
how  deeply  his  daughter's  heart  was  engaged,  and  his  mis- 
givings were  more  sombre  and  frequent  than  he  cared  to 
acknowledge  even  to  himself.  He  resolved,  however,  that  the 
thing  should  be  ;  and  he  was  convinced,  that  if  his  lordship 
only  were  firm,  spite  of  fate  he  would  effect  it.  In  order  then 
to  inspire  Lord  Aspenly  with  this  desirable  firmness,  he  not 
unwisely  believed  that  his  best  course  was  to  exhibit  him  as 
much  as  possible  in  public  places,  in  the  character  of  the 
avowed  lover  of  Mary  Ashwoode  ;  a  position  which,  when  once 
unequivocally  assumed,  afforded  no  creditable  retreat,  except 
through  the  gates  of  matrimony.  It  was  arranged,  therefore, 
that  the  young  lady,  under  the  protection  of  Lady  Stukely, 
and  accompanied  by  Lord  Aspenly  and  Henry  Ashwoode, 
should  attend  the  first  drawing-room  at  the  Castle,  a  ceremo- 
nial which  had  been  fixed  to  take  place  a  few  days  subse- 
quently to  the  arrival  of  Lord  Aspenly  at  Morley  Court. 
Those  who  have  seen  the  Castle  of  Dublin  only  as  it  now 
stands,  have  beheld  but  the  creation  of  the  last  sixty  or 
seventy  years,  with  the  exception  only  of  the  wardrobe  tower, 
an  old  grey  cylinder  of  masonry,  very  dingy  and  dirty,  which 
appears  to  have  gone  into  half  mourning  for  its  departed  com- 
panions, and  presents  something  of  the  imposing  character  of 
an  overgrown,  mouldy  band-box.  At  the  beginning  of  the 
last  century,  however,  matters  were  very  different.  The  trim 
brick  buildings,  with  their  spacious  windows  and  symmetrical 
regularity  of  structure,  which  now  complete  the  quadrangles 
of  the  castle,  had  not  yet  appeared;  but  in  their  stead  masses 
of  building,  constructed  with  very  little  attention  to  archi- 
tectural precision,  either  in  their  individual  formation  or  in 
their  relative  position,  stood  ranged  together,  so  as  to  form 
two  irregular  and  gloomy  squares.  That  portion  of  the  build- 
ing which  was  set  apart  for  state  occasions  and  the  vice-regal 
residence,  had  undergone  so  many  repairs  and  modifications, 
that  very  little  if  any  of  it  could  have  been  recognized  by  its 
original  builder.  Not  so,  however,  with  other  portions  of  the 
pile  :  the  ponderous  old  towers,  which  have  since  disappeared, 
with  their  narrow  loop-holes  and  iron-studded  doors  looming 
darkly  over  the  less  massive  fabrics  of  the  place  with  stern  and 
gloomy  aspect,  reminded  the  passer  every  moment,  that  the 


Dublin  Castle  by  Night.  101 

building  whose  courts  he  trod  was  not  merely  the  theatre  of 
stately  ceremonies,  but  a  fortress  and  a  prison. 

The  viceroyalty  of  the  Earl  of  Wharton  was  within  a  few 
weeks  of  its  abrupt  termination  ;  the  approaching  discomfiture 
of  the  Whigs  was  not,  however,  sufficiently  clearly  revealed, 
to  thin  the  levees  and  drawing-rooms  of  the  Whig  lord-lieu- 
tenant. The  castle  yards  were,  therefore,  upon  the  occasion 
in  question,  crowded  to  excess  with  the  gorgeous  equipages 
in  which  the  Irish  aristocracy  of  the  time  delighted.  The 
night  had  closed  in  unusual  darkness,  and  the  massive  build- 
ings, whose  summits  were  buried  in  dense  and  black  obscurity, 
were  lighted  only  by  the  red  reflected  glow  of  crowded  flam- 
beaux and  links — which,  as  the  respective  footmen,  who  at- 
tended the  crowding  chairs  and  coaches  flourished  them 
according  to  the  approved  fashion,  scattered  their  wide  showers 
ot  sparks  into  the  eddying  air,  and  illumined  in  a  broad  and 
ruddy  glare,  like  that  of  a  bonfire,  the  gorgeous  equipages 
with  whioh  the  square  was  now  thronged,  and  the  splendid 
figures  which  they  successively  discharged.  There  were 
coaches-and-four — out-riders — running  footmen  and  hanging 
footmen — crushing  and  rushing — jostling  and  swearing — and 
burly  coachmen,  with  inflamed  visages,  lashing  one  another's 
horses  and  their  own.  Lackeys  collaring  and  throttling  one 
another,  all  "  for  their  master's  honour,''  in  the  hot  and  dis- 
orderly dispute  for  precedence,  and  some  even  threateningan  ap- 
peal to  the  swords — which,  according  to  the  barbarous  fashion 
of  the  day,  thev  carried,  to  the  no  small  peril  of  the  public  and 
themselves.  Others  dragging  the  reins  of  strangers'  horses, 
and  backing  them  to  make  way  for  their  own — a  proceeding 
which,  of  course,  involved  no  small  expenditure  of  blasphemy 
and  vociferation.  On  the  whole,  it  would  not  be  easy  to  ex- 
aggerate the  scene  of  riot  and  confusion  which,  under  the  very 
eye  of  the  civil  and  military  executive  of  the  country,  was 
perpetually  recurring,  and  that,  too,  ostensibly  in  honour  of 
the  supreme  head  of  the  Irish  Government. 

Through  all  this  crash,  and  clatter,  and  brawling,  and 
vociferation,  the  party  whom  we  are  bound  to  follow  made 
their  way  with  some  difficulty  and  considerable  delay. 

The  Earl  of  Wharton  with  his  countess,  surrounded  by  a 
brilliant  statf,  and  amid  all  the  pomp  and  state  of  vice-regal 
dignity,  received  the  distinguished  courtiers  who  thronged  the 
castle  chambers.  At  the  time  of  which  we  write,  Lord  Wharton 
was  in  his  seventieth  year.  Few,  however,  would  have  guessed 
his  age  at  more  than  sixty,  though  many  might  have  supposed 
it  under  that.  He  was  lather  a  spare  figure,  with  an  erect 
and  dignified  bearing,  and  a  countenance  which  combined 
vivacity,  good-humour,  and  boldness  in  an  eminent  degree. 
His  manners  were,  to  those  who  did  not  know  how  unreal  was 


102  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor. ' ' 

everything  in  them  that  bore  the  promise  of  good,  singularly 
engaging,  and  that  in  spite  of  a  very  strong  spice  of  coarse- 
ness, and  a  very  determined  addiction  to  profane  swearing. 
He  had,  however,  in  his  whole  air  and  address  a  kind  of 
rollicking,  good-humoured  familiarity,  which  was  very  gene- 
rally mistaken  for  the  quintessence  of  candour  and  good- 
fellowship,  and  which  consequently  rendered  him  unboundedly 
popular  among  those  who  were  not  aware  of  the  fact  that  his 
complimentary  speeches  meant  just  nothing,  and  were  very 
often  followed,  the  moment  the  object  of  them  had  withdrawn, 
by  the  coarsest  ridicule,  and  even  by  the  grossest  abuse.  For 
the  rest,  he  was  undoubtedly  an  able  statesman,  and  had 
clearly  discerned  and  adroitly  steered  his  way  through  the 
straits  and  perils  of  troublous  and  eventful  times.  He  was, 
moreover,  a  stead}7  and  uncompromising  Whig,  upon  whom, 
throughout  a  long  and  active  life,  the  stain  of  inconsistency 
had  never  rested;  a  thorough  partisan,  a  quick  and  ready 
debater,  and  an  unscrupulous  and  daring  political  intriguer. 
In  private,  however,  entirely  profligate — a  sensualist  and  an 
infidel,  and  in  both  characters  equally  without  shame. 

Through  the  rooms  there  wandered  a  very  wild,  madcap  boy 
of  some  ten  or  eleven  years,  venting  his  turbulent  spirits  in 
all  kinds  of  mischievous  pranks — sometimes  planting  himself 
behind  Lord  Wharton,  and  mimicking,  with  ludicrous  exaggera- 
tion, which  the  courtly  spectators  had  enough  to  do  to  resist, 
the  ceremonious  gestures  and  gracious  nods  of  the  viceroy  ;  at 
other  times  assuming  a  staid  and  manly  carriage,  and  chatting 
with  his  elders  with  the  air  of  perfect  equality,  and  upon 
subjects  which  one  would  have  thought  immeasurably  beyond 
his  years,  and  this  with  a  sound  sense,  suavity,  and  precision 
which  would  have  done  honour  to  many  grey  heads  in  the 
room.  This  strange,  bold,  precocious  boy  of  eleven  was  Philip, 
afterwards  Duke  of  Wharton,  the  wonder  and  the  disgrace  of 
the  British  peerage. 

"  Ah !  Mr.  Morris,"  exclaimed  his  excellency,  as  a  middle- 
aged  gentleman,  with  a  fluttered  air,  a  round  face,  and  vacant 
smile,  approached,  "I  am  delighted  to  see  you — by Al- 
mighty i  am — give  me  your  hand.  I  have  written  across 
about  the  matter  we  wot  of:  but  for  these  cursed  contrary 
winds,  I  make  no  doubt  1  should  have  had  a  letter  before  now. 
Is  the  young  gentleman  himself  here  ?  " 

"  A — a — not  quite,  your  excellency.  That  is,  not  at — all," 
stammered  the  gentleman,  in  mingled  delight  and  alarm.  "  He 
is,  my  lord,  a — a — laid  up.  He — a — it  is  a  sore  throat.  Your 
excellency  is  most  gracious." 

"  Tell  him  from  me,"  rejoined  Wharton,  "  that  he  must  get 
well  as  quickly  as  may  be.  We  dcn't  know  the  moment  he 
may  le  wanted.  You  understand  me  ?  " 


Dublin  Castle  by  Night.  103 

"  I — a — do  indeed,"  replied  Mr.  Morris,  retiring  in  graceful 
confusion. 

"  A  d d  impudent  booby,"  whispered  Wharton  to  Addi- 

son,  who  stood  beside  him,  uttering  the  remark  without  the 
change  of  a  single  muscle.  "  He  has  made  some  cursed  un- 
conscionable request  about  his  son.  I'gad,  I  forget  what ;  but 
we  want  his  vote  on  Tuesday ;  and  civility,  you  know,  costa  no 
coin." 

Addison  smiled  faintly,  and  shook  his  head. 

"  May  the  Lord  pardon  us  all,"  exclaimed  a  country  clergy- 
man in  a  rusty  gown  and  ill-dressed  wig,  with  a  pale, 
attenuated,  eager  face,  which  told  mournful  tales  of  short 
commons  and  hard  work ;  he  had  been  for  some  time  an  in- 
tense and  a  grieved  listener  to  the  lord-lieutenant's  conversa- 
tion, and  was  now  slowly  retiring  with  a  companion  as  humble 
as  himself  from  the  circle  which  surrounded  his  excellency, 
with  simple  horror  impressed  upon  his  pale  features — "  may 
the  Lord  preserve  us  all,  how  awful  it  is  to  hear  one  so 
highly  trusted  by  Him,  take  His  name  thus  momentarily  in 
vain.  Lord  Wharton  is,  I  fear  me  much,  an  habitual  profane 
swearer." 

"  Believe  me,  sir,  you  are  very  simple,"  rejoined  a  young 
clergyman  who  stood  close  to  the  position  which  the  speaker 
now  occupied.  "  His  excellency's  object  in  swearing  by  the 
different  persons  of  the  Trinity  is  to  show  that  he  believes 
in  revealed  religion — a  fact  which  else  were  doubtful ;  and 
this  being  his  main  object,  it  is  manifestly  a  secondary  con- 
sideration to  what  particular  asseveration  or  promises  his 
excellency  happens  to  tack  his  oaths." 

The  lank,  pale-faced  prebendary  looked  suddenly  and 
earnestly  round  upon  the  person  who  had  accosted  him,  with 
an  expression  of  curiosity  and  wonder,  evidently  in  some 
doubt  as  to  the  spirit  in  which  the  observation  had  been  made. 
He  beheld  a  tall,  stalwart  man,  arrayed  in  a  clerical  costume 
as  rich  as  that  of  a  churchman  who  has  not  attained  to  the 
rank  of  a  dignitary  in  his  profession  could  well  be,  and  in  all 
points  equipped  with  the  most  perfect  neatness.  In  the  face 
he  looked  in  vain  for  any  indication  of  jocularity.  It  was  a 
striking  countenance — striking  for  the  extreme  severity  of  its 
expression,  and  for  its  stern  and  handsome  outline.  The  eye 
which  encountered  the  inquiring  glance  of  the  elder  man  was 
of  the  clearest  blue,  singularly  penetrating  and  commanding 
— the  eyebrow  dark  and  shaggy — the  lips  full  and  finely 
formed,  but  in  their  habitual  expression  bearing  a  character 
of  haughty  and  indomitable  determination — the  complexion  of 
the  face  was  dark ;  and  as  the  country  prebendary  gazed  upon 
the  countenance,  full,  as  it  seemed,  of  a  scoruful,  stern,  merci- 
less energy  and  decision,  something  told  him  that  he  looked 


104  'The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

upon  one  born  to  lead  and  to  command  the  people.  All  this 
he  took  in  at  a  glance  :  and  while  he  looked,  Addison,  who 
had  detached  himself  from  the  vice-regal  coterie,  laid  his 
hand  upon  the  shoulder  of  the  stern -featured  young  clergy- 
man. 

"  Swift,"  said  he,  drawing  him  aside,  "we  see  you  too  seldom 
here.  His  excellency  begins  to  think  and  to  hope  you  have 
reconsidered  what  I  spoke  about  when  last  we  met.  Believe 
me,  you  wrong  yourself  in  not  rendering  what  service  you  can 
to  men  who  are  not  ungrateful,  and  who  have  the  power  to 
reward.  You  were  always  a  Whig,  and  a  pamphlet  were  with 
you  but  the  work  of  a  few  days." 

"  Were  I  to  write  a  pamphlet,"  rejoined  Swift,  "  it  is  odds 
his  excellency  would  not  like  it." 

"  Have  you  not  always  been  a  Whig  ?  "  urged  Addison. 
"  Sir,  I  am  not  to  be  taken  by  nicknames,"  rejoined  Swift. 
"I  know  Godolphin,  and  I  know  Lord  Wharton.  I  have  long 
distrusted  the  government  of  each.  I  am  no  courtier,  Mr. 
Secretary.  What  I  suspect  I  will  not  seem  to  trust — what  I 
hate  I  hate  entirely,  and  renounce  openly.  I  have  heard  of 
my  Lord  Wharton's  doing?,  too.  When  I  refused  before  to 
understand  your  overtures  to  me  to  write  a  pamphlet  for  his 
friends,  he  was  pleased  to  say  I  refused  because  he  would  not 
make  me  his  chaplain — in  saying  which  he  knowingly  and 
malignantly  lied  ;  and  to  this  lie  he,  after  his  accustomed 
fashion,  tacked  .a  blasphemous  <  ath.  He  is  therefore  a  perjured 
liar.  I  renounce  him  as  heartily  as  I  renounce  the  devil.  I 
am  come  here,  Mr.  Secretary,  not  to  do  reverence  to  Lord 
Wharton — God  forbid ! — but  to  offer  my  homage  to  the 
majesty  of  England,  whose  brightness  is  reflected  even  in  that 
cracked  and  battered  piece  of  pinchbeck  yonder.  Believe  me, 
should  his  excellency  be  rash  enough  to  engage  me  in  talk 
to-night,  I  shall  take  care  to  let  him  know  what  opinion  I  have 
of  him." 

"  Come,  come,  you  must  not  be  so  dogged,"  rejoined 
Addison.  "  You  know  Lord  Wharton's  ways.  He  says  a  good 
deal  more  than  he  cares  to  be  believed — everybody  knows  that 
— and  all  take  his  lordship's  asseverations  with  a  grain  of 
allowance ;  besides,  you  ought  to  consider  that  when  a  man 
unused  to  contradiction  is  crossed  by  disappointment,  he  is 
apt  to  be  choleric,  and  to  forget  his  discretion.  We  all  know 
his  faults ;  but  even  you  will  not  deny  his  merits." 

Thus  speaking,  he  led  Swift  toward  the  vice-regal  circle, 
which  they  had  no  sooner  reached  than  Wharton,  with  his 
most  good-humoured  smile,  advanced  to  meet  the  young 
clergyman,  exclaiming, — 

"  Swift !  so  it  is,  by !     I  am  glad  to  see  you — by  I 

am." 


Dublin  Castle  by  Night.  105 

"  I  am  glad,  my  lord,'5  replied  Swift,  gravely,  "that  you  take 
such  frequent  occasion  to  remind  this  godless  company  of  the 
presence  of  the  Almighty." 

"  Well,  you  know,"  rejoined  Wharton,  good-humouredly, 
"  the  Scripture  saith  that  the  righteous  man  sweareth  to  his 
neighbour." 

"And  disappointeth  him  not,"  rejoined  Swift. 

"And  disappointeth  him  not,"  repeated  Wharton;  "and  by 

,"  continued  he,  with   marked  earnestness,  and  drawing 

the  young  politician  aside  as  he  spoke,  "in  whatsoever  I  swear 
to  thee  there  shall  be  no  disappointment." 

He  paused,  but  Swift  remained  silent.  The  lord-lieutenant 
well  knew  that  an  English  preferment  was  the  nearest 
object  of  the  young  churchman's  ambition.  He  therefore 
continued, — 

"  On  my  soul,  we  want  you  in  England — this  is  no  stage 

for  you.     By you  cannot  hope  to  serve  either  yourself  or 

your  friends  in  this  place." 

"Very  few  thrive  here  but  scoundrels,  my  lord,"  rejoined 
Swift. 

"Even  so,"  replied  Wharton,  with  perfect  equanimity — "it 
is  a  nation  of  scoundrels — dissent  on  the  one  side  and  popery 
on  the  other.  The  upper  order  harpies,  and  the  lower  a  mere 
prey — and  all  equally  liars,  rogues,  rebels,  slaves,  and  robbers. 

By some    fine   day  the   devil  will   carry  off   the   island 

bodily.     For  very  safety  you  must  get  out  of  it.     By he'll 

have  it." 

"  I  am  not  enough  in  the  devil's  confidence  to  speak  of  his 
designs  with  so  much  authority  as  your  lordship,"  rejoined 
Swift;  "but  I  incline  to  think  that  under  your  excellency's 
administration  it  will  answer  his  end  as  well  to  leave  the 
island  where  it  is." 

"Ah!  Swift,  you  are  a  wag,"  rejoined  the  viceroy;  "but 

by I  honour  and  respect  your  spirit.     I  know  we  shall 

agree  yet — by 1  know  it.     I  respect  your  independence 

and  honesty  all  the  more  that  they  are  seldom  met  with  in  a 

presence-chamber.     By I  respect  and  love  you  more  and 

more  every  day." 

"  If  your  lordship  will  forego  your  professions  of  love,  and 
graciously  conHne  yourself  to  the  backbiting  which  must 
follow,  you  will  do  for  me  to  the  full  as  much  as  I  either 
expect  or  desire,"  rejoined  Swift,  with  a  grave  reverence. 

"  Well,  well,"  rejoined  the  viceroy,  with  the  most  unruffled 
good-humour,  "I  see,  Swift,  you  are  in  no  mood  to  play  the 
courtier  just  now.  Nevertheless,  bear  in  mind  what  Addison 
advised  you  to  attempt ;  and  though  we  part  thus  for  the 
present,  believe  me,  1  love  you  all  the  better  for  your  honest 
humour." 


1 06  The  "Cock  and  A  ncfior." 

"  Farewell,  my  lord,"  repeated  Swift,  abruptly,  and  with  a 
formal  bow  he  retired  among  the  common  throng. 

"  A  hungry,  ill-conditioned  dog,"  said  Wharton,  turning  to 
the  person  next  him,  "  who,  having  never  a  bone  to  gnaw, 
whets  his  teeth  on  the  shins  of  the  company." 

Having  vented  this  little  criticism,  the  viceroy  resumed 
once  more  the  formal  routine  of  state  hospitality. 

"  It  is  time  we  were  going,"  suggested  Mary  Ashwoode  to 
Emily  Copland.  "  My  lord,'3  she  continued,  turning  to  Lord 
Aspenly,  whose  attentions  had  been  just  as  conspicuous  and 
incessant  as  Sir  Richard  Ashwoode  could  have  wished  them, 
"  Do  you  know  where  Lady  Stukely  is  ?  " 

Lord  Aspenly  professed  his  ignorance. 

"  Have  you  seen  her  ladyship  ?  "  inquired  Emily  Copland 
of  the  gallant  Major  O'Leary,  who  stood  ne*r  her. 

"  Upon  my  conscience,  I  have,"  rejoined  the  major.  "I'm 
not  considered  a  poltroon ;  but  I  plead  guilty  to  one  weak- 
ness. I  am  bothered  if  I  can  stand  fire  when  it  appears  in 
the  nose  of  a  gentlewoman ;  so  as  soon  as  I  saw  her  I  beat  a 
retreat,  and  left  my  valorous  young  nephew  to  stand  or  fall 
under  the  blaze  of  her  artillery.  She  is  at  the  far  end  of  the 
room." 

The  major  was  easily  persuaded  to  undertake  the  mission, 
and  a  word  to  young  Ashwoode  settled  the  matter.  The 
party  accordingly  left  the  rooms,  having,  however,  previously 
to  their  doing  so,  arranged  that  Major  O'Leary  should  pass 
the  next  day  at  Morley  Court,  and  afterwards  accompany 
them  in  tbe  evening  to  the  theatre,  whither  Sir  Richard,  in 
pursuance  of  his  plans,  had  arranged  that  they  should  all 
repair. 


CHAPTER  XVIII. 

THE   TWO   COUSINS — THE   NEGLECTED   JEWELS   AND   THE 
BROKEN   SEAL. 

IT  was  drawing  toward  evening  when  Emily  Copland,  in  high 
spirits,  and  richly  and  becomingly  dressed,  ran  lightly  to  the 
d->or  of  her  cousin's  chamber.  She  knocked,  but  no  answer 
was  returned.  She  knocked  again,  but  still  without  any 
reply.  Then  opening  the  door,  she  entered  the  room,  and 
beheld  her  cousin  Mary  seated  at  a  small  work-table,  at  which 
it  was  her  wont  to  read.  There  she  lay  motionless — her  small 
head  leaned  upon  her  graceful  arms,  over  which  flowed  all 
negligently  the  dark  luxuriant  hair.  An  open  letter  was  on 


The  Two  Cousins.  107 

the  table  before  her,  and  two  or  three  rich  ornaments  lay  un- 
heeded on  the  floor  beside  her,  as  if  they  had  fallen  from  her 
hand.  There  was  in  her  attitude  snch  a  passionate  abandon- 
ment of  grief,  that  she  seemed  the  breathing  image  of  despair. 
Spite  of  all  her  levity,  the  young  lady  was  touched  at  the  sight. 
She  approached  her  gently,  and  laying  her  hand  npon  her 
shoulder,  she  stooped  down  and  kissed  her. 

"Mary,  dear  Mary,  what  grieves  you?"  she  said.  "Tell 
me.  It's  I,  dear — your  cousin  Emily.  There's  a  good  girl — 
what  has  happened  to  vex  you  ?  " 

Mary  raised  her  head,  and  looked  in  her  cousin's  face.  Her 
eye  was  wild — she  was  pale  as  marble,  and  in  her  beautiful  face 
was  an  expression  so  utterly  woeful  and  piteous,  that  E  oaily 
was  almost  moved. 

"  Oh  !  I  have  lost  him — for  ever  and  ever  I  have  lost  him," 
said  she,  despairingly.  "  Oh  !  cousin,  dear  cousin,  he  is  gone 
from  me.  God  pity  me — I  am  forsaken." 

"Nay,  cousin,  do  not  say  so — be  cheerful — it  cannot  be — 
there,  there ;'  and  Emily  Copland  kissed  the  poor  girl's  pale 
lip*. 

"  Forsaken — forsaken,"  continued  Mary,  for  she  heard  not 
and  heeded  not  the  voice  of  vain  consolation.  "  He  has  thrown 
me  off  for  ever — for  ever — quite — quite.  God  pity  me,  where 
shall  I  look  for  hope  ?  " 

"  Mary,  dear  Mary,"  said  her  cousin,  "  you  are  ill — do  not 
give  way  thus.  Be  assured  it  is  not  as  you  think.  You  must 
be  in  error." 

"  In  error  !  Oh  !  that  I  could  think  so.  God  knows  how 
gladly  I  would  give  my  poor  life  to  think  so.  No,  no — it  is 
real — all  real.  Oh  !  cousin,  he  has  forsaken  me." 

"  I  cannot  believe  it — I  can  not,"  said  Emily  Copland. 
"  Such  folly  can  hardly  exist.  I  will  not  believe  it.  What 
reason  have  you  for  thinking  him  changed  ?  " 

"  Read — oh,  read  it,  cousin,"  replied  the  girl,  motioning 
toward  the  letter,  which  lay  open  on  the  table — "read  it  once, 
and  you  will  not  bid  me  hope  any  more.  Oh  !  cousin,  dear 
cousin,  there  is  no  more  joy  for  me  in  this  world,  turn  where  I 
will,  do  what  I  may — I  am  heart-broken." 

Emily  Copland  glanced  through  the  latter,  shook  her  head, 
and  dropped  the  note  again  where  it  had  been  lying. 

"  You  know,  cousin  Emily,  how  I  loved  him,"  continued 
Mary,  while  for  the  first  time  the  tears  flowed  fast — "  you  know 
that  day  after  day,  among  all  that  happened  to  grieve  me,  my 
heart  found  rest  in  his  love — in  the  nope  and  trust  that  he 
would  never  grow  cold  ;  and — and — oh  !  God  pity  me — now 
where  is  it  all?  You  see — you  know  his  love  is  gone  from  me 
— for  evermore — gone  from  me.  Oh  !  how  I  used  to  count  the 
days  and  hours  till  the  time  would  come  round  when  I  could 


108  The  "Cock  and  Anchor:1 

see  him  and  speak  to  him — but  this  has  all  gone.  Hereafter 
all  days  are  to  be  the  same — morning  or  evening,  summer  time 
or  winter — no  change  of  seasons  or  of  hours  can  bring  to  me 
any  more  hope  or  gladness,  but  ever  the  same — sorrow  and 
desolite  loneliness — for  oh  !  cousin,  I  am  very  desolate,  and 
hopeless,  and  heart-broken." 

The  poor  girl  threw  her  arras  round  her  cousin's  neck,  and 
sobbed  and  wept,  and  wept  and  sobbed  again,  as  though 
her  heart  would  break.  Long  and  bitterly  she  wept  upon, 
her  cousin's  neck  in  silence,  unbroken,  except  by  her  sobs. 
After  a  time,  however,  Emily  Copland  exclaimed, — 

"Well,  Mary,  to  say  the  truth,  I  never  much  liked  the 
matter ;  and  as  he  is  a  fool,  and  an  ungrateful  fool  to  boot, 
1  am  rot  sorrv  that  he  has  shown  his  character  as  he  has  done. 
Believe  me,  painful  as  such  discoveries  are  when  made  thus 
early,  they  are  incomparably  more  agonizing  when  made  too 
late.  A  little — a  very  little — time  will  enable  you  quite  to 
forget  him." 

"  No,  cousin, '  replied  Mary — "  no,  I  never  will  forget  him. 
He  is  changed  indeed — greatly  changed  from  what  he  was — 
bitterly  has  he  disappointed  and  betrayed  me;  but  I  cannot 
forget  him.  There  shall  indeed  never  more  pass  word  or  look 
between  us  ;  he  shall  be  to  me  as  one  that  is  dead,  whom  I 
shall  hear  and  see  no  more  ;  but  the  memory  of  what  he  was — 
the  memory  of  what  1  vainly  thought  him — shall  remain  with 
me  while  my  poor  heart  beats." 

"Well,  Mary,  time  will  show,"  said  Emily. 

"Yes,  time  will  show — time  will  show,"  replied  she,  mourn- 
fully ;  "  be  the  time  long  or  short,  it  will  show." 

'•  You  must  forget  him — you  will  forget  him  ;  a  few  weeks, 
and  you  will  thank  your  stars  you  found  him  out  so  soon." 

"  Ah,  cousin,"  replied  Mar}7,  "  you  do  not  know  bow  »11  my 
thoughts,  and  hopes,  and  recollections — everything  I  liked  to 
remember,  and  to  look  forward  to;  you  cannot  know  how  all 
that  was  happy  in  my  life — but  what  boots  it,  I  will  keep 
my  troth  with  him  ;  I  will  love  no  other,  and  wed  with  no 
other;  and  while  this  sorrowful  life  remains  I  will  never — never 
— forget  him." 

"  I  can  only  say,  that  were  the  case  my  own,"  rejoined 
Emily,  "  I  would  show  the  fellow  how  lightly  I  held  him  and 
his  worthless  heart,  and  marry  within  a  month  ;  but  every  one 
has  her  own  way  of  doing  things.  Remember  it  is  nearly 
time  to  start  for  the  theatre ;  the  coach  will  be  at  the  door  in 
half-an-hour.  Surely  you  will  come  ;  it  would  seem  so  very 
strange  were  you  to  change  your  mind  thus  suddenly  ;  and 
you  may  be  very  sure  that,  by  some  means  or  other,  the 
impudent  fellow — about  whom,  I  car  not  see  why,  you  care 
so  much — would  hear  of  all  your  grieving,  and  piaing,  and 


The  Two  Cousins.  109 

love-sickness.  Pah !  I'd  rather  die  than  please  the  hollow, 
worthless  creature  by  letting  him  think  he  had  caused  ine  a 
moment's  uneasiness;  and  then,  above  all,  Sir  Richard  would 
be  so  outrageously  angry — why,  you  would  never, hear  the 
end  of  it.  Come,  come,  be  a  good  girl.  After  all,  it  is  only 
holding  up  your  head,  and  looking  pretty,  which  you  can't 
help,  for  an  hour  or  two.  You  must  come  to  silence  gossip 
abroad,  as  well  as  for  the  sake  of  peace  at  home — you  must 
come." 

"  I  would  fain  stay  here  at  home,"  said  the  poor  girl ;  "  heart 
and  head  are  sick  :  but  if  you  think  my  father  would  be  angry 
with  me  for  staying  at  home,  I  will  go.  It  is  indeed,  as  you 
say,  a  small  matter  to  me  where  I  pass  an  hour  or  two ;  all 
times,  all  places — crowds  or  solitudes — are  henceforward  in- 
different to  me.  What  care  I  where  thev  bring  me  !  Cousin 
Emily,  I  will  do  whatever  you  think  best." 

The  jw  or  girl  spoke  with  a  voice  and  look  of  such  utter 
wretchedness,  that  even  her  light-hearted,  worldly,  selfish 
cousin  was  touched  with  pity. 

"  Come,  then  ;  I  will  assist  you,"  said  she,  kissing  the  pale 
cheek  of  the  heart-stricken  girl.  "  Come,  Mary,  cheer  up,  you 
must  call  up  yonr  good  looks  it  would  never  do  to  be  seen 
thus."  And  so  talking  on,  she  assisted  her  to  dress. 

Gaily  and  richly  arrayed  in  the  gorgeous  and  by  no  means 
unbecoming  style  of  the  times,  and  sparkling  with  brilliant 
jewels,  poor  Mary  Ashwoode — a  changed  and  stricken  creature, 
scarcely  conscious  of  what  was  going  on  around  her — took  her 
place  in  her  father's  carriage,  and  was  borne  rapidly  toward 
the  theatre. 

The  p^rty  consisted  of  the  two  young  ladies,  who  were 
respectively  under  the  protection  of  Lord  Aspenly,  who  sate 
beside  Mary  Ashwoode,  happily  too  much  pleased  with  his  own 
voluble  frivolity  to  require  anything  more  from  her  than  her 
appearing  to  hear  it,  and  young  Ashwoode,  who  chatted  gaily 
with  his  pretty  cousin. 

"  What  has  become  of  my  venerable  true-love,  Major 
O'Leary  ?  "  inquired  Miss  Copland. 

"He  will  follow  on  horseback,"  replied  Ashwoode.  "I 
beheld  him,  as  I  passed  downstairs,  admiring  himself  before 
the  looking-glass  in  his  new  regimentals.  He  designs  tre- 
mendous havoc  to-night.  His  coat  is  a  perfect  phenomenon — 
the  investment  of  a  year's  pay  at  least — with  more  gold  about 
it  than  I  thought  the  country  could  afford,  and  scarlet  enough 
to  make  a  whole  wardrobe  for  the  lady  of  Babylon — a  coat 
which,  if  left  to  itself,  would  storm  the  hearts  of  nine  girls  out 
of  ten,  and  which,  even  with  an  officer  in  it,  will  enthral  half 
the  sex." 

"And  here  comes  the  coat  itself,"  exclaimed  the  young  lady, 


1 10  The  "Cock  and  Anchor:" 

as  the  major  rode  up  to  the  coach-window — "  I'm  half  in  love 
with  it  myself  already." 

"Ladies,  your  demoted  slave:  gentlemen,  your  most 
obedient,"  said  the  major,  raising  his  three-cornered  hat.  "  I 
hope  to  see  you  before  half-an-hour,  under  circumstances  more 
favourable  to  conversation.  Miss  Copland,  depend  upon  it, 
with  your  permission,  I'll  pay  my  homage  to  you  before  half- 
an-hour,  the  more  especially  as  1  have  a  scandalous  story  to 
tell  you.  Meanwhile,  I  wish  you  all  a  safe  journey,  and  a 
pleasant  one."  So  saying,  the  major  rode  on,  at  a  brisk  pace, 
to  the  "  Cock  and  Anchor,"  there  intending  to  put  up  his  horse, 
and  to  exchange  a  few  words  with  young  O'Connor. 

In  the  meantime  the  huge  old  coach,  which  contained  the 
rest  of  the  party,  jolted  and  rumbled  on,  until  at  length,  amid 
the  confusion  and  clatter  of  crowded  vehicles,  restive  horses, 
and  vociferous  coachmen,  with  all  their  accompaniments  of 
swenring  and  whipping,  the  clank  of  scrambling  hoofs,  the 
bumping  and  hustling  of  carriages,  and  the  desperate  rushing 
of  chairmen,  bolting  this  way  or  that,  with  their  living  loads 
of  foppery  and  fashion — the  coach-door  was  thrown  open  at  ttie 
box-entrance  of  the  Theatre  Eoyal,  in  Smock  Alley. 


CHAPTER  XIX. 

THE   THEATRE — THE   RUFFIAN — THE   ASSAULT,   AND   THE 
RENCONTRE. 

MAJOR  O'LEARY  had  hardly  dismounted  in  the  quadrangle  of 
the  "  Cock  and  Anchor,"  when  O'Connor  rode  slowly  into  the 
inn-yard. 

"  How  are  you,  my  dear  fellow?"  exclaimed  the  man  of  scarlet 
and  gold;  "I  was  just  asking  where  you  were.  Come  down, 
off  that  beast,  I  want  to  have  a  word  in  your  ear — a  bit  of  news 
• — some  fun.  Descend,  I  say,  descend." 

O'Connor  accordingly  dismounted. 

"  Now  then — a  hearty  shake — so.  I  have  great  news,  and 
only  a  minute  to  tell  it.  Jack,  run  like  a  shot,  and  get  me  a 
chair.  Here,  Tim,  take  a  napkin  and  an  oyster-knife,  and  do 
not  leave  a  bit  of  mud,  or  the  sign  of  it,  upon  my  back  :  take 
a  general  survey  of  the  coat  and  breeches,  and  a  particular 
review  of  the  wig.  And,  Jem,  do  you  give  my  boots  a  harum- 
scarum  shot  of  a  superficial  scrub,  and  touch  up  the  hat — gently, 
do  you  mind — and  take  care  of  the  lace.  So  while  the  f  jllows 
are  finishing  my  toilet,  I  may  as  well  tell  you  my  morsel 


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of  news.     Do   you  know  who  is  to  be  at  the   playhouse  to- 
night?" 

O'Connor  expressed  his  ignorance. 

"  Well,  then,  I'll  tell  you,  and  make  what  use  you  like  of 
it,"  resumed  the  major.  "  Miss  Mary  Ashwoode !  There's 
for  you.  Take  my  advice,  get  into  a  decent  coat  and  breeches, 
and  run  down  to  the  theatre — it  is  not  five  minutes'  walk  from 
this ;  you'll  easily  find  us,  and  I'll  take  care  to  make  room  for 
you.  Why,  you  do  not  seem  half  pleased  :  what  more  can  you 
wish  for,  unless  you  expect  the  girl  to  put  up  for  the  evening  at 
the  "  Cock  and  Anchor  "  ?  Rouse  yourself.  If  you  feel  modest, 
there  is  nothing  like  a  pint  or  two  of  Madeira :  don't  try 
brandy — it's  the  father  and  mother  of  all  sorts  of  indiscretions. 
Now,  mind,  you  have  the  hint;  it  is  an  opportunity  you  ought 
to  improve.  By  the  powers,  if  I  was  in  your  place — but  no 
matter.  You  may  not  have  an  opportunity  of  seeing  her  again 
these  six  months  ;  and  unless  I'm  completely  mistaken,  you 
are  as  much  in  love  with  the  girl  as  I  am  with — several 
that  shall  be  nameless.  Heigho  !  next  after  Burgundy,  and  the 
cock-pit,  and  the  fox-hounde,  and  two  or  three  more  frailties  of 
the  kind,  there  is  nothing  in  the  world  I  prefer  to  flirtation, 
without  much  minding  whether  I'm  the  principal  or  the  second 
in  the  affair.  But  here  comes  the  vehicle." 

Accordingly,  without  waiting  to  say  any  more,  the  major 
took  his  seat  in  the  chair,  and  was  borne  by  the  lusty  chair- 
men, at  a  swinging  pace,  through  the  narrow  streets,  and, 
without  let  or  accident,  safely  deposited  within  the  principal 
entrance  of  the  theatre. 

The  theatre  of  Smock  Alley  (or,  as  it  was  then  called, 
Orange  Street)  was  not  quite  what  theatres  are  nowadays. 
It  was  a  large  building  of  the  kind,  as  theatres  were  then 
rated,  and  contained  three  galleries,  one  above  the  other, 
supported  by  heavy  wooden  caryatides,  and  richly  gilded  and 
painted.  The  curtain,  instead  of  rising  and  falling,  opened, 
according  to  the  old  fashion,  in  the  middle,  and  was  drawu 
sideways  apart,  disclosing  no  triumphs  of  illusive  colouring 
and  perspective,  but  a  succession  of  plain  tapestry-covered 
screens,  which,  from  early  habit,  the  audience  accommoda- 
tingly accepted  for  town  or  country,  dry  land  or  sea,  or,  in 
short,  for  any  locality  whatsoever,  according  to  the  manager's 
good  will  and  pleasure.  This  docility  and  good  faith  on  the 
part  of  the  audience  were,  perhaps,  the  more  praiseworthy, 
inasmuch  as  a  very  considerable  number  of  the  aristocratic 
spectators  actually  sate  in  long  lines  down  either  side  of  the 
stage — a  circumstance  involving,  by  the  continuous  presence 
of  the  same  perukes,  and  the  same  embroidered  waistcoats, 
the  same  set  of  countenances,  and  the  same  set  of  legs,  in 
every  variety  of  clime  and  situation  through  which  the  way- 


I  r  2  The  "Cock  and  Anchor?' 

ward  invention  of  the  playwright  hurried  his  action,  a  very 
severe  additional  tax  upon  the  imaginative  faculties  of  the 
audience.  But  perhaps  the  most  striking  peculiarities  of  the 
place  were  exhibited  in  the  grim  persons  of  two  bond  fide 
sentries,  in  genuine  cocked  hats  and  scarlet  coat?,  with  their 
enormous  muskets  shouldered,  and  the  ball-cartridges  dang- 
ling in  ostentatious  rows  from  their  bandoleers,  planted  at 
the  front,  and  facing  the  audience,  one  at  each  side  of  the 
stage — a  vivid  evidence  of  the  stern  vicissitudes  and  in- 
security of  the  times.  For  the  rest,  the  audience  of  those 
days,  in  the  brilliant  colours,  and  glittering  lace,  and  profuse 
ornament,  which  the  gorgeous  fashion  of  the  time  allowed, 
presented  a  spectacle  of  rich  and  dazzling  magnificence,  such 
as  no  modern  assembly  of  the  kind  can  even  faintly 
approach. 

The  major  had  hardly  made  his  way  to  the  box  where  his 
party  were  seated,  when  his  attention  was  caught  by  an 
object  which  had  for  him  all  but  irresistible  attractions : 
this  was  the  buxom  person  of  Mistress  Jannet  Rumble,  a 
plump,  good-looking,  young  widow  of  five- and- forty,  with  a 
jolly  smile,  a  hearty  laugh,  and  a  killing  acquaintance  with 
the  language  of  the  eyes.  These  perfections — for  of  course 
her  jointure,  which,  by  the  way,  was  very  considerable,  could 
ruive  had  nothing  to  do  with  it— were  too  much  for  Major 
O'Leary.  He  met  the  widow  accidentally,  made  a  few  careless 
inquiries  about  her  finances,  and  fell  over  head  and  ears  in 
love  with  her  upon  the  shortest  possible  notice.  Our  friend 
had,  therefore,  hardly  caught  a  glimpse  of  her,  when  Miss 
Copland,  beside  whom,  he  was  seated,  observed  that  he  be- 
came unusually  meditative,  and  at  length,  after  two  or  three 
attempts  to  enter  again  into  conversation — all  resulting  in 
total  and  incoherent  failure,  the  major  made  some  blundering 
excuse,  took  his  departure,  and  in  a,  moment  had  planted 
himself  beside  the  fascinating  Mistress  Bumble — where  we 
shall  allow  him  the  protection  of  a  generous  concealment, 
and  suffer  him  to  read  the  lady's  eyes,  and  insinuate  his  sott 
nonsense,  without  intruding  for  a  moment  upon  the  sanctity 
of  lovers'  mutual  confidences. 

Emily  Copland  having  watched  and  enjoyed  the  manoeuvres 
of  her  military  friend  till  she  was  fairly  tired  of  the  amuse- 
ment, and  having  in  vain  sought  to  engage  Henry  Ashwoode, 
who  was  unusually  moody  and  absent,  in  conversation,  at 
length,  as  a  last  desperate  resource,  turned  her  attention  to 
what  was  passing  upon  the  stage. 

While  all  this  was  going  forward,  young  Ashwoode  was  a 
good  deal  disconcerted  at  observing  among  the  crowd  in  the 
pit.  a  personage  with  whom,  in  the  vicious  haunts  which  he 
irequented,  he  had  made  a  sort  of  ambiguous  acquaintance. 


The  Theatre.  1 1 3 

The  man  was  a  bulky,  broad-shouldered,  ill-looking  fellow, 
with  a  large,  vulgar,  red  face,  and  a  coarse,  sensual  mouth, 
whose  blue,  swollen  lips  indicated  habitual  intemperance,  and 
the  nauseous  ugliness  of  which  was  further  enhanced  by  the 
loss  of  two  front  teeth,  probably  by  some  violent  agency,  as 
was  testified  by  a  deep  scar  across  the  mouth  ;  the  eyes  of 
the  man  carried  that  uncertain  expression,  half  of  shame 
and  half  of  defiance,  which  belongs  to  the  coward,  bully,  and 
ruffian.  The  Vackness  of  habitually-indulged  and  ferocious 
passion  was  upon  his  countenance ;  and  the  revolting  char- 
acter of  the  face  was  the  more  unequivocally  marked  by  a  sort 
of  smile,  or  rather  sneer,  which  had  in  it  neither  intellectuality 
nor  gladness  — an  odious  libel  on  the  human  smile,  with 
nothing  but  brute  insolence  and  scorn,  and  a  sardonic  glee  in 
its  baleful  light — a  smile  from  which  every  human  sympathy 
recoiled  abashed  and  affrighted.  Let  not  the  reader  imagine 
that  the  man  and  the  character  are  but  the  dreams  of  fiction  ; 
the  wretch,  whose  outward  seeming  we  have  imperfectly 
sketched,  lived  and  moved  in  the  scenes  where  we  have  fixed 
our  narrative— there  grew  rich — there  rioted  in  the  indul- 
gence of  every  passion  which  hell  can  inspire  or  to  which 
wealth  can  pander — there  ministered  to  his  insatiate  avarice, 
by  the  destruction  and  beggary  of  thousands  of  the  young 
and  thoughtless — and  there  at  length,  in  the  fulness  of  his 
time,  died — in  the  midst  of  splendour  and  infamy  :  with 
malignant  and  triumphant  perseverance  having  persisted  to 
his  latest  hour  in  the  prosecution  of  his  Satanic  mission  ; 
luring  the  unwary  into  the  toils  of  crime  and  inextricable  mad- 
ness, and  thence  into  the  pit  of  temporal  and  eternal  ruin. 
This  man,  Nicholas  Blavden,  Esquire,  was  the  proprietor  of 
one  of  those  places  where  fortunes  are  squandered,  time  sunk, 
habits,  temper,  character,  morals,  all,  corrupted,  blaste«l, 
destroyed— one  of  those  places  which  are  set  apart  as  the 
especial  temples  of  avarice,  in  which,  year  after  year,  are  for 
ever  recurring  the  same  perennial  scenes  of  mad  excess,  of 
caculating,  merciless  fraud,  of  bleak,  brain-stricken  despair — 
places  to  which  hap  been  assigned,  in  a  spirit  of  fearful  truth, 
the  appellative  of  "  hell." 

The  man  whom  we  have  mentioned,  it  had  never  been  young 
Ashwoode's  misfortune  to  meet,  except  in  those  scenes  where 
his  acquaintance  was  useful,  without  being  actually  discredit- 
able ;  for  it  was  the  fellow's  habit,  with  the  instinctive  caution 
which  marks  such  gentlemen,  to  court  public  observation  as 
little  as  possible,  and  to  skulk  systematically  from  the  eye  of 
popular  scrutiny — seldom  embarrassing  bis  aristocratic  acquain- 
tances by  claiming  the  privilege  of  recognition  at  unseasonable 
times ;  and  confining  himself,  for  the  most  part,  exclusively 
to  his  own  coterie.  Independently  of  his  unpleasant  natural 

I 


1 1 4  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor? 

peculiarities  there  were  other  circumstances  which  tended  to 
make  him  a  conspicuous  object  in  the  crowd — the  fellow  was 
extravagantly  over-dressed,  and  had  planted  himself  in  a 
standing  posture  upon  a  bench,  and  from  this  elevated  position 
was,  with  steady  effrontery,  gazing  into  the  box  in  which 
young  Ashwoode'iE  party  were  seated,  exchanging  whispers 
and  horse-laughs  with  three  or  four  men  who  looked  scarcely 
less  villainous  than  himself,  and,  as  soon  becime  apparent, 
directing  his  marked  and  exclusive  attention  to  Miss  Ash- 
woode,  who  was  too  deeply  absorbed  in  her  own  sorrowful 
reflections  to  heed  what  was  passing  around  her.  The 
young  man  felt  his  choler  mount,  as  he  beheld  the  insolent 
conduct  of  the  fellow — he  saw,  however,  that  Blarden  was 
evidently  not  perfectly  sober,  and  hesitated  what  course  he 
should  take.  Strongly  as  he  was  tempted  to  spring  at  once 
into  the  pit,  and  put  an  end  to  the  impertinence  by  caning 
the  fellow  within  an  inch  of  his  life,  he  yet  felt  that  a  dis- 
reputable conflict  of  the  kind  had  better  be  avoided,  and 
could  not  well  be  justified  except  as  a  last  resource  ;  he,  there- 
fore, made  up  his  mind  to  bear  it  as  long  as  human  endurance 
could. 

Whatever  hopes  he  entertained  of  escaping  a  collision  with 
this  man  were,  however,  destined  to  be  disappointed.  Nicky 
Ularden  (as  his  friends  endearingly  called  him),  to  the  great 
comfort  of  that  part  of  the  audience  in  his  immediate  neigh- 
bourhood, at  length  descended  from  his  elevated  stand,  but 
not  to  conceal  himself  among  the.  less  obtrusive  spectators. 
With  an  insolent  swagger  the  fellow  shouldered  his  way 
among  the  crowd  towards  the  box  where  the  object  of  his 
grize  was  seated  ;  and,  having  planted  himself  directly  beneath 
it,  he  stared  impudently  up  at  young  Ashwoode,  exclaiming  at 
the  same  time, — 
"I  say,  Ashwoode,  how  does  the  world  wag  with  yon? — 

why  ain't  you  rattling  the  bones  this  evening?  d n  me,  you 

may  as  well  be  off,  and  let  me  take  care  of  the  dimber  mot  up 
there  ?  " 

"Do  you  speak  to  me,  sir?"  inquired  young  Ashwoode, 
turning  almost  livid  with  passion,  and  speaking  in  that  sub- 
dued tone,  and  with  that  constrained  coolness,  which  precedes 
some  ungovernable  outburst  of  fury. 

"  Why, me,  how  great  we've  srot  all  at  once — I  sav, 

you  don't  know  me — Eh!  don't  you?"  exclaimed  the  fellow, 
with  vulgar  scorn,  at  the  same  time  rather  roughly  poking 
A^hwoode's  hand  with  the  hilt  of  his  sword. 

"I  shall  show  you,  sir,  when  your  drunken  folly  has  passed 
away,  by  very  sore  proofs,  that  I  do  know  you,"  replied  the 
young  man,  clutching  his  cane  with  such  a  grip  as  threatened 
to  force  his  fingers  into  it—"  be  assured,  sir,  I  shall  know 


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yon,   and   you  me,  as  long   as  you   have  tlie   power  to   re- 
member." 

"  Whieu,  d it,  don't  frighten  us,"  said  the  fellow,  look- 
ing round  for  the  approbation  of  his  companions.     "  I  say, 

d n  it,  don't  frighten  the  people— come,  come,  no  gammon. 

I  say,  Ashwoode,  you  must  introduce  me,  or  present  me,  or 
whatever's  the  word,  to   your   sister   up   there — I   say   you 


"  Quit  this  part  of  the  house  this  instant,  sir,  or  nothing 
shall  prevent  me  flogging  you  until  I  leave  not  a  whole  bone 
in  your  body— this  warning  is  the  last— prodt  by  it,"  rejoined 
Ashwoode,  in  a  low  tone  of  bitter  rage. 

"Oh,  ho!  it's  there  you  are — is  it?"  rejoined  the  fellow, 
with  a  wink  at  his  comrades,  "so  you're  going  to  beat  the 

people — why,  d n  it,  you're  enough  to  make  a  horse  laugh. 

1  say  I  want  to  know  your  sister,  or  your  miss,  or  whatever 
she  ie,  with  the  black  hair  up  there,  and  if  you  won't  introduce 
me,  d n  it,  I  must  only  introduce  myself." 

So  saying,  the  fellow  made  a  spring  and  caught  the  ledge 
of  the  front  of  the  box,  with  the  intention  of  vaulting  into  the 
place.  Lord  Aspenly  and  the  young  ladies  had  arisen  in  some 
alarm. 

"  My  lord,"  said  young  Ashwoode,  "  have  the  goodness  to 
conduct  the  ladies  to  the  lobby — I  will  join  you  in  a  moment." 

This  direction  was  promptly  obeyed,  and  at  the  same 
moment  the  young  man  caught  the  fellow,  already  half  into 
the  box,  by  the  neckcloth,  dragged  his  body  across  the 
wooden  parapet,  and  while  he  struggled  helplessly  to  dis- 
engage himself — half  strangled,  and  without  the  power  to  get 
either  up  or  down — with  his  heavy  cane,  the  young  gentle- 
man— every  nerve,  sinew,  and  muscle  being  strung  to  tenfold 
power  by  fury — inflicted  upon  his  back  and  ribs  a  castigition 
so  prolonged  and  tremendous,  that  before  it  had  ended,  the 
scoundrel  was  perfectly  insensible,  in  which  state  Henry  Ash- 
woode flung  him  down  again  into  the  pit,  amid  the  obstre- 
perous acclamations  of  all  parts  of  the  house — an  uproar  of 
applause  in  which  the  spectators  in  the  pit  joined  with  such 
hearty  enthusiam,  that  at  length,  touched  with  a  kindred 
heroism,  they  turned  upon  the  associates  of  the  fallen  cham- 
pion, and  fairly  kicked  and  cuffed  ihem  out  of  the  house. 

This  feat  accomplished,  the  young  gentleman  went  down 
the  stairs  to  the  street-entrance,  and,  after  considerable  delay, 
succeeded,  with  the  assistance  of  the  footman  who  had 
attended  him  into  the  house,  in  finding  out  their  carriage, 
and  having  it  brought  to  the  door — not  judging  it  expedient 
that  the  ladies  should  return  to  their  places,  where  they 
would,  of  course,  be  exposed  to  the  gazing  curiosity  of  the 
multitude.  He  found  the  party  in  the  lobby  quite  recovered 

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1 1 6  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor? 

from  whatever  was  unpleasant  in  the  excitement  of  the  scene, 
the  more  violent  part  of  which  they  had  not  witnessed.  Lord 
Aspenly  and  Emily  Copland  were  laughing  over  the  adventure  ; 
and  Mary,  flashed  and  agitated,  was  looking  better  than  she 
had  before  upon  that  night.  Taking  his  cousin  under  his  own 
protection,  and  consigning  his  sister  to  that  of  Lord  Aspenly, 
young  Ashwoode  led  the  way  to  the  carriage  As  they  passed 
slowly  along  the  lobby,  the  quick  eye  of  Mary  Ashwoode 
discerned  a  form,  at  sight  of  which  her  heart  swelled  and 
throbbed  as  though  it  would  burst — the  colour  fled  from  her 
cheeks,  and  she  felt  tor  a  moment  on  the  point  of  swooning  ; 
the  pride  of  her  sex,  however,  sustained  ber  ;  the  tingling 
blood  again  mounted  warmly  to  her  cheeks,  her  eye  brightened, 
and  she  listened,  with  more  apparent  interest  than  perhaps  she 
ever  did  before,  to  Lord  Aspenly's  remarks — the  form  was 
O'Connor's.  As  she  paseed  him,  she  retarned  his  salute  with 
a  slight  and  haughty  bow,  and  saw,  and  felt  the  stern,  cold, 
proud  expression  which  nurked  his  pale  and  handsome 
features.  In  another  moment  she  was  seated  in  the  carriage  ; 
the  doors  were  closed,  crack  went  the  whip,  and  clatter  go  the 
iron  hoofs  on  the  pavement — but  before  they  had  traversed  a 
hundred  yards  on  their  homeward  way,  poor  Mary  Ashwoode 
sunk  back  in  her  place,  and  fainted  away. 


CHAPTER  XX. 

THE   LODGING — YOUNG  MELANCHOLY    AND    OLD    REMEMBRANCES — 
AN  ADVENTURE   AMONG  THE   YEW   HEDGES   OF   MORLEY   COURT. 

"  THERE  is  no  more  doubt — no  more  hope  " — said  O'Connor, 
as,  wrapt  in  his  cloak,  he  slowly  pursued  his  way  homeward— 
"the  worst  is  true— she  is  quite  estranged  from  me — how 
deceived — how  utterly  blind  I  have  been — yet  who  could  have 
thought  it  ?  Light-hearted,  vain,  worthless — it  is  all,  all  true 
— my  own  eyes  have  seen  it.  Well,  even  this  must  be  borne — 
borne  as  best  it  may,  and  with  a  manly  spirit.  I  have  been, 
indeed,  miserably  cheated  " — he  continued,  with  bitter  vehe- 
mence— "and  what  remains  for  me?  I've  been  infatuated— a 
self-flattered  fool,  and  waken  thus  to  find  all  lost— but  grief 
avails  not — there  lie  before  me  many  paths  of  honourable  toil, 
and  many  avenues  to  honourable  death — the  ambition  of  my 
life  is  over— henceforth  the  world  has  nothing  to  offer  me.  I 
will  leave  this,  the  country  of  my  ill-fated  birth — leave  it  for 
ever,  and  end  my  days  honourably,  and  Grod  grant  soon,  far 


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away  from  the  only  one  I  ever  loved — from  her  who  has  betrayed 
me." 

Such  were  the  thoughts  which  darkly  and  vaguely  hurried 
through  O'Connor's  mind  as  he  retraced  his  steps.  Before  he 
had  arrived,  however,  at  the  "  Cock  and  Anchor,"  whitherward 
he  had  mechanically  directed  his  course,  he  bethought  himself, 
and  turned  in  a  different  direction  towards  the  house  in  which 
his  worthy  friend,  Mr.  Audley — having  an  inveterate  prejudice 
against  all  inns,  which,  without  exception,  he  averred  to  be  the 
especial  sanctuaries  of  damp  sheets, bugs, thieves, andrheumatic 
fevers — had  already  established  himself  as  a  weekly  lodger. 

"  Pooh,  pooh  !  you  foolish  boy,"  ejaculated  the  old  bachelor, 
with  considerable  energy,  in  reply  to  O'Connor's  gloomy  and 
passionate  language  ;  "  nonsense,  sir,  and  folly,  and  absurdity 
— you'll  give  me  the  vapours  if  you  go  on  this  way— what  the 
devil  do  you  want  of  foreign  service  and  foreign  graves — do 
you  think,  booby,  it  was  for  that  I  came  over  here — tilly  vally, 
tilly  vally — I  know  as  well  as  you,  or  any  other  jackanapes, 
what  love  is.  I  tell  you,  sirrah,  I  have  been  in  love,  and  1  have 
been  jilted— jilted,  sir!  and  when  I  was  jilted,  I  thought  the 
jilting  itself  quite  enough,  without  improving  the  matter  by 
getting  myself  buried,  dead  or  alive."  Here  the  little  gentle- 
man knocked  the  table  recklessly  with  his  knuckles,  buried  his 
hands  in  his  breeches  pockets,  and  rising  from  his  chair,  paced 
the  room  with  an  impressive  tread.  "  Had  you  ever  seen  Letty 
Bodkin  you  might,  indeed,  have  known  what  love  is" — he  con- 
tinued, breathing  very  hard — "  Letty  Bodkin  jilted  me,  and  I 
got  over  it.  I  did  not  ask  for  razors,  or  cannon  balls,  or  foreign 
interment,  sir ;  but  I  vented  my  indignation  like  a  man.  of 
business,  in  totting  up  the  books,  and  running  up  a  heavy 
arrear  in  the  office  accounts — yes,  sir,  I  did  more  good  in  the 
way  of  arithmetic  and  book-keeping  during  that  three  weeks 
of  Jove-sick  agony,  than  an  ordinary  man,  without  the  stimulus, 
would  do  in  a  year" — there  was  another  pause  here,  and  he 
resumed  in  a  softened  tone — "  but  Letty  Bodkin  was  no  ordi- 
nary woman.  Oh !  you  scoundrel,  had  you  seen  her,  you'd 
have  been  neither  to  hold  nor  to  bind — there  was  nothing  she 
could  not  do — she  embroidered  a  waistcoat  for  me — heigho  ! 
scarlet  geraniums  and  parsley  sprigs — and  she  danced  like — 
like  a — a  spring  board — she'd  sail  through  a  minuet  like  a  duck 
in  a  pond,  and  hop  and  bounce  through  *  Sir  Roger  de  Coverley  ' 
like  a  hot  chestnut  on  a  griddle ; — and  then  she  sang — oh,  her 
singing  ! — I've  heard  turtle-doves  and  thrushes,  and,  in  fact, 
most  kind  of  fowls  of  all  sorts  and  sizes  ;  but  no  nightingale 
ever  came  up  to  her  in  '  The  Captain  endearing  and  tall,'  and 
'  The  Shepherdess  dying  for  love  ' — there  never  lived  a  man  " 
— continued  he,  with  increasing  vehemence — "  I  don't  care 
when  or  where,  who  could  have  stood,  sate,  or  walked  in  her 


1 1 8  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor? 

company  for  half-an-hour,  without  making  an  old  fool  of  him- 
self— she  was  just  my  age,  perhaps  a  year  or  two  more — I 
wonder  whether  she  is  much  changed — heigho  !  " 

Having  thus  delivered  himself,  Mr.  Audley  lapsed  into 
meditation,  and  thence  into  a  faint  and  rather  painful  attempt 
to  vocalize  his  remembrance  of  "The  Captain  endearing  and 
tall,"  engaged  in  which  desperate  operation  of  memory, 
O'Connor  left  the  old  gentleman,  and  returned  to  his  tempo- 
rary abode  to  pass  a  sleepless  night  of  vain  remembrancer, 
regrets,  and  despair. 

On  the  morning  subsequent  to  the  somewhat  disorderly 
scene  which  we  have  described  as  having  occurred  in  the  theatre, 
Mary  Ashwoode,  as  usual,  sate  silent  and  melancholy,  in  the 
dressing-room  of  her  father,  Sir  Richard.  The  baronet  was 
not  yet  sufficiently  recovered  to  venture  downstairs  to  break- 
fast, which  in  those  days  was  a  very  early  meal  indeed.  After 
an  unusually  prolonged  silence,  the  old  man,  turning  suddenly 
to  his  daughter,  abruptly  said,  "  Mary,  you  have  now  had 
some  days  to  study  Lord  Aspenly — how  do  you  like  him  ?  " 

The  girl  raised  her  eyes,  not  a  little  surprised  at  the  question, 
and  doubtful  whether  she  had  heard  it  aright. 

"  I  say,"  resumed  he,  "you  ought  to  have  been  able  by  this 
time  to  arrive  at  a  fair  judgment  as  to  Lord  Aspenly 's  merits 
— what  do  you  think  of  him — do  you  like  him  P  " 

"  Indeed,  father,"  replied  she,  "  I  have  observed  him  very 
little — he  may  be  a  very  estimable  man,  but  I  have  not  seen 
enough  of  him  to  form  any  opinion  ;  and  indeed,  if  I  had,  my 
opinion  must  needs  be  a  matter  of  the  merest  indifference  to 
him  and  everyone  else." 

"Your  opinion  upon  this  point,"  replied  Sir  Richard,  tartly, 
"  happens  not  to  be  a  matter  of  indifference  " 

A  considerable  pause  again  ensued,  during  which  Mary 
Ashwoode  had  ample  time  to  reflect  upon  the  very  unpleasant 
doubts  which  this  brief  speech,  and  the  tone  in  which  it  was 
uttered,  were  calculated  to  inspire. 

"  Lord  Aspenly 's  manners  are  very  agreeable,  very,"  con- 
tinued Sir  Richard,  meditatively — "  I  may  say,  indeed,  fasci- 
nating— very — do  you  think  so  ?  "  he  added  sharply,  turning 
towards  his  daughter. 

This  was  rather  a  puzzling  question.  The  girl  had  never 
thought  about  him  except  as  a  frivolous  old  beau ;  yet  it  was 
plain  she  could  not  say  so  without  vexing  her  father;  she 
therefore  adopted  the  simplest  expedient  under  such  perplexing 
circumstances,  and  preserved  an  embarrassed  silence. 

"  The  fact  is,"  said  Sir  Richard,  raising  himself  a  little,  so  as 
to  look  full  in  his  daughter's  face,  at  the  same  time  speaking 
slowly  and  sternly,  "  the  fact  is,  I  had  better  be  explicit  on  this 
subject.  Jam  anxious  that  you  should  think  well  of  Lord 


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Aspenly  ;  it  is,  in  short,  my  wish  and  pleasure  that  you  should 
like  him ;  you  understand  me — you  had  better  understand 
me."  This  was  said  with  an  emphasis  not  to  be  mistaken, 
and  another  piuse  ensued.  "For  the  present,'7  continued  he, 
"  run  down  and  amuse  yourself — and — stay — offer  to  show  his 
lordship  the  old  terrace  garden — do  you  mind?  Now,  once 
more,  run  away." 

So  saying,  the  old  gentleman  turned  coolly  from  her,  and 
rnng  his  hand-bell  vehemently.  Scarcely  knowing  what  she 
did,  such  was  her  astonishment  at  all  that  had  passed,  Mary 
Ashwoode  left  the  room  without  any  very  clear  notion  as  to 
whither  she  was  going,  or  what  to  do  ;  nor  was  her  confusion 
much  relieved  when,  on  entering  the  hall,  the  first  object 
which  encountered  her  was  Lord  Aspenly  himself,  with  his 
triangular  hat  under  his  arm,  while  he  adjusted  his  deep  lare 
ruffles — he  had  never  looked  so  ugly  before.  As  he  stood 
beneath  her  while  &he  descended  the  broad  staircase,  smiling 
from  ear  to  ear,  and  bowing  with  the  most  chivalric  profundity, 
his  skinny,  lemon-coloured  face,  and  cold,  glittering  little 
pyes  raised  toward  her — she  thought  that  it  was  impossible  for 
tbe  human  shape  so  nearly  to  assume  the  outward  semblance 
of  a  squat,  emaciated  toad. 

"Miss  Ashwoode,  as  I  live!"  exclaimed  the  noble  peer, 
with  his  most  gracious  and  fascinating  smile.  "On  what 
mission  of  love  and  mercy  does  she  move?  Shall  I  hope  that 
her  first  act  of  pity  may  be  exercised  in  favour  of  the  most 
devoted  of  her  slaves?  I  have  been  looking  in  vain  for  a 
guide  through  the  intricacies  of  Sir  Kichard's  yew  hedges  and 
leaden  statues  ;  may  I  hope  that  my  presiding  angel  has  sent 
me  one  in  you  ?  " 

Lord  Aspenly  paused,  and  grinned  wider  and  wider,  but 
receiving  no  answer,  he  resumed, — 

"  I  understand,  Miss  Ashwoode,  that  the  pleasure-grounds, 
which  surround  us,  abound  in  samples  of  your  exquisite  taste  ; 
as  a  votary  of  Flora,  may  I  ask,  if  the  request  be  not  too 
bold,  that  you  will  vouchsafe  to  lead  a  bewildered  pilgrim  to 
the  object  of  his  search  ?  There  is — is  there  not  ? — shrined  in 
the  centre  of  these  rustic  labyrinths,  a  small  flower-garden 
which  owes  its  sweet  existence  to  your  creative  genius  ;  if  it 
be  not  too  remote,  and  if  you  can  afford  so  much  leisure,  allow 
me  to  implore  your  guidance." 

As  he  thus  spoke,  with  a  graceful  flourish,  the  little  gentle- 
man extended  his  hand,  and  courteously  taking  hers  by  the 
extreme  points  of  the  fingers,  he  led  her  forward  in  a  manner, 
as  he  thought,  so  engaging  as  to  put  resistance  out  of  the 
question.  Mary  Ashwoode  felt  far  too  little  interest  in  any- 
thing but  the  one  ever-present  grief  which  weighed  upon  her 
heart,  to  deny  the  old  fop  his  trifling  request ;  shrouding  her 


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graceful  limbs,  therefore,  in  a  short  cloak,  and  drawing  the 
hood  over  her  head,  she  walked  forth,  with  slow  steps  and  an 
aching  heart,  among  the  trim  hedges  which  fenced  the  old- 
t'ashioned  pleasure  walks. 

"  Beauty,"  exclaimed  the  nobleman,  as  he  walked  with  an 
air  of  romantic  gallantry  by  her  side,  and  glancing  as  he 
spoke  at  the  flowers  which  adorned  the  border  of  the  path — 
"  beauty  is  nowhere  seen  to  greater  advantage  than  in  spots 
like  this ;  where  nature  has  amassed  whatever  is  most  beautiful 
in  the  inanimate  creation,  only  to  prove  how  unutterably 
more  exquisite  are  the  charms  of  living  loveliness  :  these  walks, 
but  this  moment  to  me  a  wilderness,  are  now  so  many  paths 
of  magic  pleasure — how  can  I  enough  thank  the  kind  en- 
chantress to  whom  I  owe  the  transformation  ?  "  Here  the 
little  gentleman  looked  unutterable  things,  and  a  silence  of 
some  minutes  ensued,  during  which  he  effected  some  dozen 
very  wheezy  sighs.  Emboldened  by  Miss  Ashwoode's  silence, 
which  he  interpreted  as  a  very  unequivocal  proof  of  conscious 
tenderness,  he  resolved  to  put  an  end  to  the  skirmishing  with 
which  he  had  opened  his  attack,  and  to  commence  the  action 
in  downright  earnestness.  "  This  p^ce  breathes  an  atmo- 
sphere of  romance ;  it  is  a  spot  consecrated  to  the  wor->hip  of 
love;  it  is — it  is  the  shrine  of  passion,  and  I — Jam  a  votary — 
a  worshipper." 

Miss  Ashwoode  paused  in  mingled  surprise  and  displeasure, 
for  his  vehemence  had  become  so  excessive  as,  in  conjunction 
with  his  asthma,  to  threaten  to  choke  his  lordship  outright. 
When  Mary  Ashwoode  stopped  short,  Lord  Aspenly  took  it 
for  granted  that  the  crisis  had  arrived,  and  that  the  moment 
for  the  decisive  onset  was  now  come ;  he  therefore  ejaculated 
with  a  rapturous  croak, — 

"  And  you — you  are  my  divinity  !  "  and  at  the  same  moment 
he  descended  stiffly  upon  his  two  knees,  caught  her  hand  in 
his,  and  began  to  mumble  it  with  unmistakable  devotion. 

"  My  lord — Lord  Aspenly  ! — surely  your  lordship  cannot 
mean — have  done,  my  lord,"  exclaimed  the  astonished  girl, 
withdrawing  her  hand  indignantly  from  his  grasp.  "  Rise, 
my  lord  ;  you  cannot  mean  otherwise  than  to  mock  me  by 
such  extravagance.  My  lord — my  lord,  you  surprise  and 
shock  me  beyond  expression." 

"  Angel  of  beauty  !  most  exquisite — most  perfect  of  your 
sex,"  gasped  his  lordship,  "  I  love  you — yes,  to  distraction. 
Answer  me,  if  you  would  not  have  me  expire  at  your  feet — 
ugh — ugh — tell  me  that  I  may  hope — ugh — that  I  am  not 
indifferent  to  you — ugh,  ugh,  ugh, — that — that  you  can  love 
me  P  "  Here  his  lordship  was  seized  with  so  violent  a  fit  of 
coughing,  that  Miss  Ashwoode  began  to  fear  that  he  would 
expire  at  her  feet  in  downright  earnest.  During  the  paroxysm, 


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in  which,  with  one  hand  pressed  upon  his  side,  he  supported 
himself  by  leaning  with  the  o'her  upon  the  ground,  Mary  had 
ample  time  to  collect  her  thoughts,  so  that  when  at  length  he 
had  recovered  his  breath,  she  addressed  him  with  composure 
and  decision. 

"  My  lord,"  she  said,  "  I  am  grateful  for  your  preference 
of  me  ;  although,  when  I  consider  the  shortness  of  my  ac- 
quaintance with  you,  and  how  few  have  been  your  oppor- 
tunities of  knowing  me,  I  cannot  but  wonder  very  much  at  its 
vehemence.  For  me,  your  lordship  cannot  feel  more  than  an 
idle  fancy,  which  will,  no  doubt,  pa*s  away  just  as  lightly  as 
it  came  ;  and  as  for  my  feelings,  I  have  only  to  say,  that  it  is 
wholly  impossible  for  you  ever  to  establish  in  them  any 
interest  of  the  kind  you  look  for.  Indeed,  indeed,  my  lord,  I 
hope  I  have  not  given  you  pain — nothing  can  be  further  from 
my  wish  than  to  do  so ;  but  it  is  my  duty  to  tell  you  plainly 
and  at  once  my  real  feelings.  I  should  otherwise  but  trifle 
with  your  kindness,  for  which,  although  I  cannot  return  it  as 
yon  desire,  I  shall  ever  be  grateful." 

Having  thus  spoken,  she  turned  from  her  noble  suitor,  and 
began  to  retrace  her  steps  rapidly  towards  the  house. 

"  Stay,  Miss  Ashwoode — remain  here  for  a  moment — you 
tnvst  hear  me  !  "  exclaimed  Lord  Aspenly,  in  a  tone  so  altered, 
that  she  involuntarily  paused,  while  his  lordship,  with  some 
difficulty,  raised  himself  again  to  his  feet,  and  with  a  flushed 
and  haggard  face,  in  which  still  lingered  the  ghastly  phantom 
of  his  habitual  smile,  he  hobbled  to  her  side.  "  Miss  Ash- 
woode," he  exclaimed,  in  a  tone  tremulous  with  emotions  very 
different  from  love,  "I — I — I  am  not  used  to  be  treated 
cavalierly — I — I  will  not  brook  it :  I  am  not  to  be  trifled  with 
— jilted — madam,  jilted,  and  taken  in.  You  have  accepted 
and  encouraged  my  attentions — attentions  which  you  cannot 
have  mistaken  ;  and  now,  madam,  when  I  make  you  an  offer 
— such  as  your  ambition,  your  most  presumptuous  ambition, 
dared  not  have  anticipated — the  offer  of  my  hand — and — and 
a  coronet,  you  coolly  tell  me  you  never  cared  for  me.  Why, 
what  on  earth  do  you  look  for  or  expect? — a  foreign  prince  or 
potentate,  an  emperor,  ha — ha — he — he — ugh — ugh — ugh  !  I 
tell  you  plainly,  Miss  Ashwoode,  that  my  feelings  must  be 
considered.  I  have  long  made  my  passion  known  to  you;  it 
has  been  encouraged;  and  I  have  obtained  Sir  Richard's — 
your  father's — sanction  and  approval.  You  had  better  re- 
consider what  you  have  said.  I  shall  give  you  an  hour ;  at 
the  end  of  that  time,  unless  you  see  the  propriety  of  avowing 
feelings  which,  you  must  pardon  me  when  I  say  it,  your 
encouragement  of  my  advances  has  long  virtually  acknow- 
ledged, 1  must  lay  the  whole  case,  including  all  the  painful 
details  of  my  own  ill-usage,  before  Sir  Richard  AshwuoJe,  and 


122  The  "Cock  and  Anchor:' 

trust  to  his  powers  of  persuasion  to  induce  yon  to  act  reason- 
ably, and,  I  will  add,  honourably" 

Here  his  lordship  took  several  extraordinarily  copious 
pinches  of  snuff,  after  which  he  bowed  very  low,  conjured  up 
an  unusually  hideous  smile,  in  which  spite,  fury,  and  trinmph 
were  eagerly  mingled,  and  hobbled  away  before  the  astonished 
girl  had  time  to  muster  her  spirits  sufficiently  to  answer  him. 


CHAPTER  XXI. 

WHO   APPEARED    TO   MARY    ASH  WOOD  E     AS     SHE     SATE     UNDER   THE 
TREES— THE    CHAMPION. 

WITH  flashing  eyes  and  a  swelling  heart,  struck  dumb  with 
unutterable  indignation,  the  beautiful  girl  stood  fixed  in  the 
attitude  in  which  his  last  words  had  reached  her,  while  the 
enraged  and  unmanly  old  fop  hobbled  away,  with  the  ease  and 
grace  with  which  a  crippled  ape  might  move  over  a  hot  griddle. 
He  had  disappeared  for  some  minutes  before  she  had  recovered 
herself  sufficiently  to  think  or  speak. 

"  If  he  were  by  my  side,"  she  said,  "this  noble  lord  dared 
not  have  used  me  thus.  Edmond  would  have  died  a  thousand 
deaths  first.  But  oh  !  God  look  upon  me,  for  his  love  is  gone 
from  me,  and  I  am  now  a  poor,  grieved,  desolate  creature,  with 
none  to  help  me." 

Thus  saying,  she  sate  herself  down  upon  the  grass  bank, 
beneath  the  tall  and  antique  trees,  and  wept  with  all  the 
bitter  and  devoted  abandonment  of  hopeless  sorrow.  From 
this  unrestrained  transport  of  grief  she  was  at  length  aroused 
by  the  pressure  of  a  hand,  gently  and  kindly  laid  upon  her 
shoulder. 

"  What  vexes  you,  Mary,  my  little  girl  ?  "  inquired  Major 
O'Leary,  for  he  it  was  that  stood  by  her.  "  Come,  darling, 
don't  fret,  but  tell  your  old  uncle  the  whole  business,  and 
twenty  to  one,  he  has  wit  enough  in  his  old  noddle  yet  to  set 
matters  to  rights.  So,  so,  my  darling,  dry  your  pretty  eyes — • 
wipe  the  tears  away;  why  should  they  wet  your  young  cheeks, 
my  poor  little  doat,  that  you  always  were.  It  is  too  early  yet 
for  sorrow  to  come  on  you.  Wouldn't  I  throw  myself  between 
my  little  pet  and  all  grief,  and  danger  ?  Then  trust  to  me, 

darling ;  wipe  away  the  tears,  or  by I'll  begin  to  cry 

myself.  Dry  your  eyes,  and  see  if  I  can't  help  you  one  way 
or  another." 

The  mellow  brogue  of  the  old  major  had  never  fallen  before 


Who  appeared  to  Mary  Ashwoode.  1 23 

with  such  a  tender  pathos  upon  the  ear  of  his  beautiful  niece, 
as  now  that  its  rich  current  bore  full  upon  her  heart  the 
unlooked-for  words  of  kindness  and  comfort. 

"  Were  not  you  always  my  pet,"  continued  he,  with  the  same 
tenderness  and  pity  in  his  tone,  "from  the  time  I  first  took 
you  upon  my  knee,  my  poor  little  Mary  ?  And  were  not  you 
fond  of  your  old  rascally  uncle  O'Leary?  Usedn't  I  always 
to  take  your  part,  right  or  wrong;  and  do  you  think  I'll  desert 
you  now  ?  Then  tell  it  all  to  me — ain't  I  your  poor  old  uncle, 
the  same  as  ever  ?  Come,  then,  dry  the  tears — there's  a  darling 
— wipe  them  away." 

While  thus  speaking,  the  warm-hearted  old  man  took  her 
hand,  with  a  touching  mixture  of  gallantry,  pity,  and  affection, 
and  kissed  it  again  and  again,  with  a  thousand  accompanying 
expressions  of  endearment,  such  as  in  the  days  of  her  cbild- 
hood  he  had  been  wont  to  lavish  upon  his  little  favourite. 
The  poor  girl,  touched  by  the  kindness  of  her  early  friend, 
whose  good-natured  sympathy  was  not  to  be  mistaken,  gradu- 
ally recovered  her  composure,  and  yielding  to  the  urgencies  of 
the  major,  who  clearly  perceived  that  something  extraordi- 
narily distressing  must  have  occurred  to  account  for  her 
extreme  agitation,  she  at  length  told  him  the  immediate  cause 
of  her  grief  and  excitement.  The  major  listened  to  the  narra- 
tive with  growing  indignation,  and  when  it  had  ended,  he 
inquired,  in  a  tone,  about  whose  unnatural  calmness  there  was 
something  infinitely  more  formidable  than  in  the  noisiest 
clamour  of  fury, — 

"  Which  way,  darling,  did  his  lordship  go  when  he  left 
yon  ?  " 

The  girl  looked  in  his  face,  and  saw  his  deadly  purpose 
there.  , 

"  Uncle,  my  own  dear  uncle,"  she  cried  distractedly,  "for 
God's  sake  do  not  follow  him — for  God's  sake — I  conjure  you, 
I  implore — "  She  would  have  cast  herself  at  his  feet,  but 
the  major  caught  her  in  his  arms. 

"  Well,  well,  my  darling/'  he  exclaimed,  "  I'll  not  kill  him, 
well  as  he  deserves  it — I'll  not:  you  have  saved  his  life.  I 
pledge  you  my  honour,  as  a  gentleman  and  a  soldier,  I'll  not 
harm  him  for  what  he  has  said  or  done  this  day—are  you 
satisfied  ?  " 

"  I  am,  I  am  !  Thank  God,  thank  God  !  "  exclaimed  the  pjor 
girl,  eagerly. 

"  But,  Mary,  I  must  see  him,''  rejoined  the  major;  "he  has 
threatened  to  set  Sir  Kichard  upon  you — I  must  see  him  ;  you 
don't  object  to  that,  under  the  promise  I  have  made  ?  I  want 
to — to  reason  with  him.  He  shall  not  get  you  into  trouble 
with  the  baronet ;  for  though  Eichard  and  I  came  of  the  same 
mother,  we  are  not  of  the  same  marriage,  nor  of  the  same 


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mould — I  wouW  not  for  a  cool  hundred  that  he  told  his  story 
to  your  father." 

"Indeed,  indeed,  dear  uncle,"  replied  the  girl,  "I  fear  me 
there  is  little  hope  of  escape  or  ease  for  me.  My  father  must 
know  what  has  passed  ;  he  will  learn  it  inevitably,  and  then 
it  needs  no  colouring  or  misrepresentation  to  call  down  upon 
me  his  heaviest  displeasure;  his  anger  I  must  endure  as  best 
I  may.  God  help  me.  But  neither  threats  nor  violence  shall 
make  me  retract  the  answer  T  have  given  to  Lord  Aspenly,  nor 
ever  yield  consent  to  marry  him — nor  any  other  now.'3 

"  Well,  well,  little  Mary,"  rejoined  the  major,  "  I  like  your 
spirit.  Stand  to  that,  and  you'll  never  be  sorry  for  it.  In  the 
meantime,  I'll  venture  to  exercise  his  lordship's  conversational 
powers  in  a  brief  conference  of  a  few  minutes,  and  if  I  find  him 


as  reasonable  as  I  expect,  you'll  have  no  cause  to  regret  my 
interposition.  Don't  look  so  frightened — haven't  I  promised, 
on  the  honour  of  a  gentleman,  that  I  will  not  pink  him  for 
anything  said  or  done  in  his  conference  with  you  ?  To  send  a 
small  sword  through  a  bolster  or  a  bailiff,"  he  continued,  medi- 
tatively, "  is  an  indifferent  action  ;  but  to  spit  such  a  poisonous, 
crawling  toad  as  the  respectable  old  gentleman  in  question, 
would  be  nothing  short  of  meritorious — it  is  an  act  that  'ud 
tickle  the  fancy  of  every  saint  in  heaven,  and,  if  there's  justice 
on  earth,  would  canonize  myself.  But  never  mind,  I'll  let  it 
alone — the  little  thing  shall  escape,  since  you  wish  it — Major 
O'Leary  has  said  it,  so  let  no  doubt  disturb  you.  Good-bye, 
my  little  darling,  dry  your  eyes,  and  let  me  see  you,  before  an 
hour,  as  merry  as  in  the  merriest  days  that  are  gone." 

So  saying,  Major  O'Leary  patted  her  cheek,  and  taking  her 
hand  affectionately  in  both  his,  he  added, — 

"  Sure  I  am,  that  there  is  more  in  all  this  than  you  care  to 
tell  me,  my  little  pet.  I  am  sorely  afraid  there  is  something 
beyond  my  power  to  remedy,  to  change  your  light-hearted 
nature  so  mournfully.  What  it  is,  I  will  not  inquire,  but  re- 
member, darling,  whenever  you  want  a  friend,  you'll  find  a  sure 
one  in  me." 

Thus  having  spoken,  he  turned  from  her,  and  strode  rapidly 
down  the  walk,  until  the  thick,  formal  hedges  concealed  his 
retreating  form  behind  their  impenetrable  screens  of  darksome 
verdure. 

Odd  as  were  the  manner  and  style  of  the  major's  professions, 
there  was  something  tender,  something  of  heartiness,  in  his 
speech,  which  assured  her  that  she  had  indeed  found  a  friend 
in  him — rash,  volatile,  and  violent  it  might  be,  but  still  one  on 
whose  truth  and  energy  she  might  calculate.  That  there  was 
one  being  who  felt  with  her  and  for  her,  was  a  discovery  which 
touched  her  heart  and  moved  her  generous  spirit,  and  she  now 
regarded  the  old  major,  whose  spoiled  favourite  in  childhood  she 


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had  been,  but  whom,  before,  she  had  never  known  capable  of 
a  serious  feeling,  with  emotions  of  affection  and  gratitude, 
stronger  and  more  ardent  than  he  had  ever  earned  from  any 
other  being.  Agitated,  grieved,  and  excited,  she  hurriedly  left 
the  scene  of  this  interview,  and  sought  relief  for  her  over- 
charged feelings  in  the  quiet  and  seclusion  of  her  chamber. 


CHAPTER  XXII. 

THE   SPINET. 

IN  no  very  pleasant  frame  of  mind  did  Lord  Aspenly  retrace 
his  steps  toward  the  old  house.  His  lordship  had,  all  his  lite, 
been  firmly  persuaded  that  the  whole  female  creation  had  been 
sighing  and  pining  for  the  possession  of  his  heart  and  equip- 
age. He  knew  that  among  those  with  whom  his  chief  experi- 
ence lay,  his  fortune  and  his  coronet  were  considerations  not 
to  be  resisted ;  and  he  as  firmly  believed,  that  even  without 
such  recommendations,  few  women,  certainly  none  of  any 
taste  or  discrimination,  could  be  found  with  hearts  so  steeled 
against  the  archery  of  Cupid,  as  to  resist  the  fascinations  of  his 
manner  and  conversation,  supported  and  directed,  as  both 
were,  by  the  tact  and  experience  drawn  from  a  practice  of 
more  years  than  his  Jordship  cared  to  count,  even  to  himself. 
He  had,  however,  smiled,  danced,  and  chatted,  in  impregnable 
celibacy,  through  more  than  half  a  century  of  gaiety  aud 
frivolity — breaking,  as  he  thought,  hearts  innumerable,  and, 
at  all  events,  disappointing  very  many  calculations — until,  at 
length,  his  lordwhip  had  arrived  at  that  precise  period  of 
existence  a,t  which  old  gentlemen,  not  unfrequently,  become 
all  at  once  romantic,  disinterested,  and  indiscreet — nobody 
exactly  knows  why — unless  it  be  for  variety,  or  to  spite  an  heir 
presumptive,  or  else  that,  as  a  preliminary  to  second  childhood, 
nature  has  ordained  a  second  boyhood  too.  Certain,  however, 
it  is,  that  Lord  Aspenly  was  seized,  on  a  sudden,  with  a  matri- 
monial frenzy ;  and,  tired  of  the  hackneyed  schemers,  in  the 
centre  of  whose  manoeuvres  he  had  stood  and  smiled  so  long 
in  contemptuous  security,  he  resolved  that  his  choice  should 
honour  some  simple,  unsophisticated  beauty,  who  had  never 
plotted  his  matrimony. 

Fired  with  this  benevolent  resolution,  he  almost  instantly 
selected  Mary  Ashwoode  as  the  happy  companion  of  his 
second  childhood,  acquainted  Sir  Richard  with  his  purpose, 
of  course  received  his  consent  and  blessing,  and  forthwith 
opened  his  entrenchments  with  the  same  certainty  of  success 


1 26  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor" 

with  which,  the  great  Duke  of  Maryborough  might  have  invested 
a  Flanders  village.  The  inexperience  of  a  girl  who  had 
mixed,  comparatively,  so  little  in  gay  society,  her  consequent 
openness  to  flattery,  and  susceptibility  of  being  fascinated 
by  the  elegance  of  his  address,  and  the  splendour  of  his 
fortune — all  these  considerations,  accompanied  by  a  clear 
consciousness  of  his  own  infinite  condescension  in  thinking 
of  her  at  all,  had  completely  excluded  from  all  his  calcula- 
tions the  very  possibility  of  her  doing  anything  else  than 
jump  into-  his  arms  the  moment  he  should  open  them  to 
receive  her.  The  result  of  the  interview  which  had  just 
taken  place,  had  come  upon  him  with  the  overwhelming 
suddenness  of  a  thunderbolt.  Rejected!— Lord  Aspenly 
rejected ! — a  coronet,  and  a  fortune,  and  a  man  whom  all 
the  male  world  might  envy — each  and  all  rejected  ! — and  by 
whom  ? — a  chit  of  a  girl,  who  had  no  right  to  look  higher 
than  a  half-pay  captain  with  a  wooden  leg,  or  a  fox-hunting 
boor,  with  a  few  inaccessible  acres  of  bog  and  mountain — the 
daughter  of  a  spendthrift  baronet,  who  was,  as  everyone  knew, 
on  the  high  road  to  ruin.  Death  and  fury  !  was  it  to  be 
endured? 

The  little  lover,  absorbed  in  such  tranquilizing  reflections, 
arrived  at  the  house,  and  entered  the  drawing-room.  It  was 
not  unoccupied ;  seated  by  a  spinet,  and  with  a  sheet  of 
music-paper  in  her  lap,  and  a  pencil  in  her  hand,  was  the 
fair  Emily  Copland.  As  he  entered,  she  raised  her  eyes, 
started  a  little,  became  gracefully  confused,  and  then,  with 
her  archest  smile,  exclaimed, — 

"  What  shall  I  say,  my  lord  ?  You  have  detected  me.  I 
have  neither  defence  nor  palliation  to  offer  ;  you  hive  fairly 
caught  me.  Here  am  I  engaged  in  perhaps  the  most  pre- 
sumptuous task  that  ever  silly  maiden  undertook — I  am 
wedding  your  beautiful  verses  to  most  unworthy  music  of  my 
own.  After  all,  there  is  nothing  like  a  simple  ballad.  Such 
exquisite  lines  as  these  inspire  music  of  themselves.  Would 
that  Henry  Purcell  had  had  but  a  peep  at  tnem  !  To  what 
might  they  not  have  prompted  such  a  genius— to  what, 
indeed  ?  " 

So  sublime  was  the  flight  of  fancy  suggested  by  this 
interrogatory,  that  Miss  Copland  shook  her  head  slowly 
in  poetic  rapture,  and  gazed  fondly  for  some  seconds  upon  the 
carpet,  apparently  unconscious  of  Lord  Aspenly's  presence. 

"She  is  a  fine  creature,"  half  murmured  he,  with  an 
emphasis  upon  the  identity  which  implied  a  contrast  not  very 
favourable  to  Mary — "  and — and  very  pretty — nay,  she  looks 
almost  beautiful,  and  so — so  lively — so  much  vivacity.  Never 
was  poor  poet  so  much  flattered,"  continued  his  lordship, 
approaching,  as  he  spoke,  and  raising  his  voice,  but  not  above 


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its  most  mellifluous  pitch;  "  to  have  his  verses  read  by  such 
eyes,  to  have  them  chanted  by  such  a  minstrel,  were  honour 
too  high  for  the  noblest  bards  of  the  noblest  daya  of  poetry  : 
for  me  it  is  a  happiness  almost  too  great ;  yet,  if  the  request 
be  not  a  presumptuous  one,  may  I,  in  all  humility,  pray  that 
you  will  favour  me  with  the  music  to  which  you  have  coupled 
my  most  undeserving — my  most  favoured  lines?" 

The  young  lady  looked  modest,  glanced  coyly  at  the  paper 
which  lay  in  her  lap,  looked  modest  once  more,  and  then 
arch  again,  and  at  length,  with  rather  a  fluttered  air,  she 
threw  her  hands  over  the  keys  of  the  instrument,  and  to  a 
tune,  of  which  we  say  enough  when  we  state  that  it  was  in  no 
way  unworthy  of  the  words,  she  sang,  rather  better  than 
young  ladies  usually  do,  the  following  exquisite  stanzas  from 
his  lordship's  pen  : — 

"  Tbo'  Chloe  slight  me  when  I  woo, 

And  scorn  the  love  of  poor  Philander  ; 
The  shepherd's  heart  she  tcorna  is  true, 
His  heart  is  true,  his  passion  tender. 

"  But  poor  Philander  sighs  in  vain, 

In  vaiu  laments  the  poor  Philander; 
Fair  Chloe  scorns  with  high  disdain, 
His  love  so  true  and  passion  tender. 

"And  here  Philander  lays  him  down, 

Here  will  expire  the  poor  Philander  ; 
The  victim  of  fair  Chloe's  frown, 
Of  love  so  true  and  passion  tender. 

"  Ah,  well-a-day  !  the  shepherd's  dead  ; 

Ay,  dead  and  gone,  the  poor  Philander; 
And  Dryads  crown  with  flowers  his  head, 
And  Cupid  mourns  his  love  so  tender." 

During  this  performance,  Lord  Aspenly,  who  had  now 
perfectly  recovered  his  equanimity,  marked  the  time  with 
head  and  hand,  standing  the  while  beside  the  fair  performer, 
and  every  note  she  sang  found  its  way  through  the  wide 
portals  of  his  vanity,  directly  to  his  heart. 

"  Brava  !  brava  !  bravissima  !  "  murmured  his  lordship,  from 
time  lo  time.  "Beautiful,  beautiful  air — most  appropriate — 
most  simple;  not  a  note  that  accords  not  with  the  word  it 
carries — beautiful,  indeed  !  A  thousand  thanks  !  I  have 
become  quite  conceited  of  lines  of  which  heretofore  I  was  half 
ashamed.  I  am  quite  elated — at  once  overpowered  by  the 
characteristic  vanity  of  the  poet,  and  more  than  recompensed 
by  the  reality  of  his  proudest  aspiration — that  of  seeing  his 
verses  appreciated  by  a  heart  of  sensibility,  and  of  heariug 
them  sung  by  the  lips  of  beauty." 


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The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 


"I  am  but  too  happy  if  I  am  forgiven"  replied  Emily 
Copland,  slightly  laughing,  and  with  a  heightened  colour, 
while  the  momentary  overflow  of  merriment  was  followed  by 
a  sigh,  and  her  eyes  sank  pensively  upon  the  eround. 

This  little  by-play  was  not  lost  upon  Lord  Aspenly. 

"  Poor  little  thing,"  he  inwardly  remarked,  "  she  is  in  a 
very  bad  way — desperate — quite  desperate.  What  a  devil  of 
a  rascal  I  am  to  be  sure !  Egad  !  it's  almost  a  pity — she's  a 
decidedly  superior  person ;  she  has  an  elegant  turn,  of  mind 


— refinement — taste — egad  !  she  is  a  fine  creature— and  so 
simple.  She  little  knows  I  see  it  all ;  perhaps  she  hardly 
knows  herself  what  ails  her — poor,  poor  little  thing ! '.' 

While  these  thoughts  floated  rapidly  through  his  mind,  he 
felt,  along  with  his  spite  and  anger  towards  Mary  Ashwoode, 
a  feeling  of  contempt,  almost  of  disgust,  engendered  by  her 
audacious  non-appreciation  of  his  merits — an  impertinence 
which  appeared  the  more  monstrous  by  the  contrast  of  Emily 
Copland's  tenderness.  She  had  made  it  plain  enough,  by 
all  the  artless  signs  which  simple  maidens  know  not  how 
to  hide,  that  his  fascinations  had  done  their  fatal  work 


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upon  her  heart.  He  had  seen  this  for  several  days,  but 
not  with  the  overwhelming  distinctness  with  which  he  now 
beheld  it. 

"Poor,  poor  little  girl!"  said  his  lordship  to  himself;  "I 
am  very,  very  sorry,  but  it  cannot  be  helped  ;  it  is  no  fault 
of  mine.  I  am  really  very,  very,  confoundedly  sorry." 

In  saying  so  to  himself,  however,  he  told  himself  a  lie ; 
for,  instead  of  being  grieved,  he  was  pleased  beyond  measure 
— a  fact  which  he  might  have  ascertained  by  a  single  glance 
at  the  reflection  of  his  wreathed  smiles  in  the  ponderous 
mirror  which  hung  forward  from  the  pier  between  the  windows, 
as  if  staring  down  in  wondering  curiosity  upon  the  progress 
of  the  flirtation.  Not  caring  to  disturb  a  train  of  thought 
which  his  vanity  told  him  were  but  riveting  the  subtle 
chains  which  bound  another  victim  to  his  conquering  chariot- 
wheels,  the  Earl  of  Aspenly  turned,  with  careless  ease,  to  a 
table,  on  which  lay  some  specimens  of  that  worsted  tapestry- 
work,  in  which  the  fair  maidens  of  a  century  and  a  half  ago 
were  wont  to  exercise  their  taste  and  skill. 

"  Your  work  is  very,  very  beautiful/'  said  he,  after  a  con- 
siderable pause,  and  laying  down  the  canvas,  upon  whose 
unfinished  worsted  task  he  had  been  for  some  time  gazing. 

'*  That  is  my  cousin's  work,"  said  Emily,  not  sorry  to  turn 
the  conversation  to  a  subject  upon  which,  for  many  reasons, 
she  wished  to  dwell ;  "  she  used  to  work  a  great  deal  with  me 
before  she  grew  romantic — before  she  fell  in  love." 

"  In  love  ! — with  whom  ?  "  inquired  Lord  Aspenly,  with 
remarkable  quickness. 

"  Don't  you  know,  my  lord  ?  "  inquired  Emily  Copland,  in 
simple  wonder.  "  May  be  I  ought  not  to  have  told  you — I 
am  sure  I  ought  not.  Do  not  ask  me  any  more.  I  am  the 
giddiest  girl — the  most  thoughtless  ! '' 

"  Nay,  nay,"  said  Lord  Aspenly,  "  you  need  not  be  afraid  to 
trust  me — I  never  tell  tales ;  and  now  that  I  know  the  fact 
that  she  is  in  love,  there  can  be  no  harm  in  telling  me  the  leas 
important  particulars.  On  my  honour,"  continued  his  lord- 
ship, with  real  earnestness,  and  affected  playfulness — "  upon 
my  sacred  honour !  I  shall  not  breathe  one  syllable  of  it  to 
mortal--!  shall  be  as  secret  as  the  tomb.  Who  is  the  happy 
person  in  question  ?  " 

"  Well,  my  lord,  you'll  promise  not  to  betray  me,"  replied 
she.  "  I  know  very  well  I  ought  not  to  have  said  a  word 
about  it ;  but  as  I  have  made  the  blunder,  I  see  no  harm  in 
telling  you  all  I  know  ;  but  you  will  be  secret  ?  " 

"  On  my  honour — on  my  life  and  soul,  I  swear!  "  exclaimed 
his  lordship,  with  unaffected  eagerness. 

"Well,  then,  the  happy  man  is  a  Mr.  Edmond  O'Connor," 
replied  she. 

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130  The  "Cock  and  Anchor? 

"  O'Connor — O'Connor — I  never  saw  nor  heard  of  the  man 
before,"  rejoined  the  earl,  reflectively.  "  Is  he  wealthy  ?  " 

"Oh!  no;  a  mere  beggarman,"  replied  Emily,  "and  a 
Papist  to  boot !  " 

"  Ha,  ha,  ha — he,  he,  he  !  a  Papist  beggar,"  exclaimed  his 
lordship,  with  an  hysterical  giggle,  which  was  intended  for  a 
careless  laugh.  "  Has  he  any  conversation — any  manner — 
any  attraction  of  that  kind  ?  "' 

"  Oh !  none  in  the  world ! — both  ignorant,  and  1  think, 
vulgar,"  replied  Emily.  "  In  short,  he  is  very  nearly  a  stupid 
boor ! " 

"  Excellent !  Ha,  ha — he,  he,  he  ! — ngh  !  ugh  ! — very  capital 
— excellent !  excellent !  "  exclaimed  his  lordship,  although  he 
might  have  found  some  difficulty  in  explaining  in  what,  pre- 
cisely the  peculiar  excellence  of  the  announcement  consisted. 
"  Is  he — is  he — a — a — handsome  ?  " 

"  Decidedly  not  what  I  consider  handsome  !  "  replied  she  ; 
"  he  is  a  large,  coarse-looking  fellow,  with  very  broad  shoulders 
— very  large — and  as  they  say  of  oxen,  in  very  great  condition 
— a  sort  of  a  prize  man  !  " 

"  Ha,  ha  ! — ugh  !  ugh  ! — he,  he,  he,  he,  he  ! — ugh,  ugh,  ugh  ! 
— de — lightful — quite  delightful !  "  exclaimed  the  earl,  in  a 
tone  of  intense  chagrin,  for  he  was  conscious  that  his  own 
figure  was  perhaps  a  little  too  scraggy,  and  his  legs  a  leetle 
too  nearly  approaching  the  genus  spindle,  and  being  so, 
there  was  no  trait  in  the  female  character  which  he  so 
inveterately  abhorred  and  despised  as  their  tendency  to 
prefer  those  figures  which  exhibited  a  due  proportion  of  thew 
and  muscle.  Under  a  cloud  of  rappee,  his  lordship  made  a 
desperate  attempt  to  look  perfectly  delighted  and  amused, 
and  effected  a  retreat  to  the  window,  where  he  again  indulged 
in  a  titter  of  unutterable  spite  and  vexation. 

"  And  what  says  Sir  Richard  to  the  advances  of  this  very 
desirable  gentleman  ?  "  inquired  he,  after  a  little  time. 

"  Sir  Richard  is,  of  course,  violently  against  it,"  replied 
Emily  Copland. 

"  So  I  should  have  supposed,"  returned  the  little  nobleman, 
briskly.  And  turning  again  to  the  window,  he  relapsed 
into  silence,  looked  out  intently  for  some  minutes,  took 
more  snuff,  and  finally,  consulting  his  watch,  with  a  few 
words  of  apology,  and  a  gracious  smile  and  a  bow,  quitted  the 
room. 


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CHAPTER   XXIII. 

THE   DARK  BOOM — CONTAINING  PLENTY   OF   SCARS   AND   BRUISES 
AND   PLANS   OF   VENGEANCE. 

ON  the  same  day -a  very  different  scene  was  passing  in  another 
quarter,  whither  for  a  few  moments  we  must  transport  the 
reader.  In  a  large  and  aristocratic-looking  brick  house, 
situated  near  the  then  fashionable  suburb  of  Glasnevin, 
surrounded  by  stately  trees,  and  within  furnished  with  the 
most  prodigal  splendour,  combined  with  the  strictest  and 
most  minute  attention  to  comfort  and  luxury,  and  in  a  large 
and  lofty  chamber,  carefully  darkened,  screened  round  by  the 
rich  and  voluminous  folds  of  the  silken  curtains,  with  spider- 
tables  laden  with  fruits  and  wines  and  phials  of  medicine, 
crowded  around  him,  and  rather  buried  than  supported  among 
a  luxurious  pile  of  pillows,  lay,  in  sore  bodily  torment,  with 
fevered  pulse,  and  heart  and  brain  busy  with  ;i  thousand 
projects  of  revenge,  the  identical  Nicholas  Blarden,  whose 
signal  misadventure  in  the  theatre,  upon  the  preceding 
evening,  we  have  already  recorded.  A  decent-looking  matron 
sate  in  a  capacious  chair,  near  the  bed,  in  the  capacity  of 
nurse-tender,  while  her  constrained  and  restless  manner,  as 
well  as  the  frightened  expression  with  which,  from  time  to 
time,  she  stole  a  glance  at  the  bloated  mass  of  scars  and 
bruises,  of  which  she  had  the  care,  pretty  plainly  argued 
the  sweet  and  patient  resignation  with  which  her  charge 
endured  his  sufferings.  In  the  recess  of  the  curtained  window 
sate  a  little  black  boy,  arrayed  according  to  the  prevailing 
fashion,  in  a  fancy  suit,  and  with  a  turban  on  his  head,  and 
carrying  in  his  awe-struck  countenance,  as  well  as  in  the 
immobility  of  his  attitude,  a  woeful  contradiction  to  the 
gaiety  of  his  attire. 

"  Drink — drink — where's  that  d d  hag  ? — give  me  drink, 

I  say !  "  howled  the  prostrate  gambler. 

The  woman  started  to  her  feet,  and  with  a  step  which  fell 
noiselessly  upon  the  deep-piled  carpets  which  covered  the  floor, 
she  hastened  to  supply  him. 

He  had  hardly  swallowed  the  draught,  when  a  low  knock  at 
the  door  announced  a  visitor. 

"  Come  in,  can't  you  ?  ''  shouted  Blarden. 

"  How  do  you  feel  now,  Nicky  dear  ?  "  inquired  a  female 
voice — and  a  handsome  face,  with  rather  a  bold  expression, 
and  crowned  by  a  small  mob-cap,  overlaid  with  a  profusion  of 
the  richest  lace,  peeped  into  the  room  through  the  half-open 
door — "  how  do  you  feel  ?  " 

"  In  hell— that's  all,"  shouted  he. 
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132  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

"  Doctor  Mallarde  is  below,  love,"  added  she,  without 
evincing  either  surprise  or  emotion  of  any  kind  at  the  concise 
announcement  which  the  patient  had  just  delivered. 

"  Let  him  come  up  then,"  was  the  reply. 

"  And  a  Mr.  M'Quirk — a  messenger  from.  Mr.  Chancey." 

"  Let  Mm  come  up  too.  Bnt  why  the  hell  did  not  Chancey 
come  himself  P-That  will  do— pack— be  off." 

The  lady  tossed  her  head,  like  one  having  authority,  looked 
half  inclined  to  say  something  sharp,  but  thought  better  of 
it,  and  contented  herself  with  shutting  the  door  with  more 
emphasis  than  Dr.  Mallarde  would  have  recommended. 

The  physician  of  those  days  was  a  solemn  personage  :  he 
would  as  readily  have  appeared  without  his  head,  as  without 
his  full-bottomed  wig ;  and  his  ponderous  gold-headed  cane 
was  a  sort  of  fifth  limb,  the  supposition  of  whose  absence 
involved  a  contradiction  to  the  laws  of  anatomy  ;  his  dress 
was  rich  and  funereal ;  his  step  was  slow  and  pompous  ;  his 
words  very  long  and  very  few;  his  look  was  mysterious;  his 
nod  awful;  and  the  shake  of  his  head  unfathomable  :  in  short, 
he  was  in  no  respect  very  much  better  than  a  modern  charlatan. 
The  science  which  he  professed  was  then  overgrown  with 
absurdities  and  mystification.  The  temper  of  the  times 
was  superstitious  aud  credulous,  the  physician,  being  wise 
in  his  generation,  framed  his  outward  man  (including  his 
air  and  language)  accordingly,  and  the  populace  swallowed  his 
long  words  and  his  electuaries  with  equal  faith. 

Doctor  Mallarde  was  a  doctor-like  person,  and,  in  theatrical 
phraseology,  looked  the  part  well.  He  was  tall  and  stately, 
saturnine  and  sallow  in  aspect,  had  bushy,  grizzled  brows,  and 
a  severe  and  prominent  dark  eye,  a  thin,  hooked  nose,  and  a 
pair  of  lips  jutst  as  thin  as  it.  Along  with  these  advantages 
he  had  a  habit  of  pressing  the  gold  head  of  his  professional 
cane  against  one  corner  of  his  mouth,  in  a  way  which 
produced  a  sinister  and  mysterious  distortion  of  that  organ  ; 
and  by  exhibiting  the  medical  baton,  the  outward  and  visible 
sign  of  doctorship,  in  immediate  juxtaposition  with  the 
fountain  of  language,  added  enormously  to  the  gravity  and 
authority  of  the  words  which  from  time  to  time  proceeded 
therefrom. 

In  the  presence  of  such  a  spectre  as  this — intimately  asso- 
ciated with  all  that  was  nauseous  and  deadly  on  earth — it  is 
hardly  to  be  wondered  at  that  even  Nicholas  Blarden  felt 
himself  somewhat  uneasy  and  abashed.  The  physician  felt 
his  pulse,  gazing  the  while  upon  the  ceiling,  and  pressing  the 
gold  head  of  his  cane,  as  usual,  to  the  corner  of  his  mouth  ; 
made  him  put  out  his  tongne,  asked  him  innumerable  ques- 
tion 8,  which  we  forbear  to  publish,  and  ended  by  forbidding 
his  patient  the  use  of  every  comfort  in  which  he  had  hitherto 


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found  relief,  and  by  writing1  a  prescription  which  might  have 
furnished  a  country  dispensary  with  good  things  for  a  twelve- 
month. He  then  took  his  leave  and  his  fee,  with  the  grisly 
announcement,  that  unless  the  drugs  were  all  swallowed,  and 
the  other  matters  attended  to  in  a  spirit  of  absolute  submission, 
he  would  not  answer  for  the  life  of  the  patient. 

"  I  am  d d  glad  he's  gone  at  last,"  exclaimed  Blarden, 

with,  a  kind  of  gasp,  as  if  a  weight  had  been  removed  from  his 
breast.  "  Curse  me,  if  I  did  not  feel  all  the  time  as  if  my  coffin 
was  in  the  room.  Are  you  there,  M'Quirk  ?  " 

"  Here  I  am,  Mr.  Blarden,"  rejoined  the  person  addressed, 
whom  we  may  as  well  describe,  as  we  shall  have  more  to  say 
about  him  by-and-by. 

Mr.  M'Quirk  was  a  small,  wiry  man,  of  fifty  years  and 
upwards,  arrayed  in  that  style  which  is  usually  described  as 
"  shabby  genteel."  He  was  gifted  with  one  of  those  mean  and 
commonpface  countenances  which  seem  expressly  made  for  the 
effectual  concealment  of  the  thoughts  and  feelings  of  the 
possessor — an  advantage  which  he  further  secured  by  habitually 
keeping  his  eyes  as  nearly  closed  as  might  be,  so  that,  for  any 
indication  afforded  by  them  of  the  movements  of  the  inward 
man,  they  might  as  well  have  been  shut  up  altogether.  The 
peculiarity,  if  not  the  grace,  of  his  appearance,  was  heightened 
by  a  contraction  of  the  muscles  at  the  nape  of  the  neck,  which 
drew  his  head  backward,  and  produced  a  corresponding  eleva- 
tion of  the  chin,  which,  along  with  a  certain,  habitual  toss  of 
the  head,  gave  to  his  appearance  a  kind  of  caricatured  affecta- 
tion of  superciliousness  and  hauteur,  very  impressive  to  behold. 
Along  with  the  swing  of  the  head,  which  we  have  before 
noticed,  there  was,  whenever  he  spoke,  a  sort  of  careless 
libration  of  the  whole  body,  which,  together  with  a  certain 
way  of  jerking  or  twitching  the  right  shoulder  from  time  to 
time,  were  the  only  approaches  to  gesticulation  in  which  he 
indulged. 

"  Well,  what  does  your  master  say  ?  "  inquired  Blarden — 
"  oufc  with  it,  can't  you." 

"  Master — master — indeed  !  Cock  him  up  with  master" 
echoed  the  man,  with  lofty  disdain. 

"  Ay  !  what  does  he  sav  ?  "  reiterated  Blarden,  in  no  very 

musical  tones.  "  D you,  are  you  choking,  or  moonstruck  ? 

Out  with  it,  can't  you  ?  " 

"  Chancey  says  that  you  had  better  think  the  matter  over — 
arid  that's  bis  opinion,"  replied  M'Quirk. 

"  And  a  fine  opinion  it  is,"  rejoined  Blarden,  furiously. 
"  Why,  in  hell's  name,  what's  the  matter  with  him — the — 
drivelling  idiot  ?  What's  law  for — what's  the  courts  for  ? 
Am  I  to  be  trounced  and  cudgelled  in  the  face  of  hundreds, 
and— and  half  murdered,  and  nothing  for  it?  I  tell  jou,  I'll 


134  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

be  beggared  before  the  scoundrel  shall  escape.  If  every  penny 
I'm  worth  in  the  world  can  buy  it,  I'll  have  justice.  Tell 
that  sleepy  sot  Chancey  that  I'll  make  him  work.  Ho — o — 
o — oh !  "  bawled  the  wretch,  as  hid  anguish  all  returned 
a  hundredfold  in  the  fruitless  attempt  to  raise  himself  in 
bed. 

"  Drink,  here — drink — I'm  choking  !  Hock  and  water. 

D you,  don't  look  so  stupid  and  frightened.  I'll  not  be 

bamboozled  by  an  old  'pothecary.  Quick  with  it,  you  fum- 
bling witch." 

He  finished  the  draught,  and  lay  silently  for  a  time. 

"  See — mind  me,  M'Quirk,''  he  said,  -after  a  pause,  "  tell 
Chancey  to  come  out  himself — tell  him  to  be  here  before 
evening,  or  I'll  make  him  sorry  for  it,  do  you  mind  ;  I  want 
to  give  him  directions.  Tell  him  to  come  at  once,  or  I'll  make 
him  smoke  for  it,  that's  all." 

"  I  understand — all  right — very  well ;  and  so,  as  you  seem 
settling  for  a  snooze,  I  wish  you  good-evening,  Mr.  Blarden, 
and  all  sorts  of  pleasure  and  happiness,"  rejoined  the 
messenger. 

The  patient  answered  by  a  grin  and  a  stifled  howl,  and 
Mr.  M'Quirk,  having  his  head  within  the  curtains,  which 
screened  him  effectually  from  the  observation  of  the  two 
attendants,  and  observing  that  Mr.  Blarden's  eyes  were  closely 
shut  in  the  rigid  compression  of  pain,  put  out  his  tongue, 
and  indulged  for  a  few  seconds  in  an  exceedingly  ugly 
grimace,  after  which,  repeating  his  farewell  in  a  tone  of 
respectful  sympathy,  he  took  his  departure,  chuckling  inwardly 
all  the  way  downstairs,  for  the  little  gentleman  had  a  playful 
turn  for  mischief. 

When  Gordon  Chancey,  Esquire,  barrister-at-law,  in  obe- 
dience to  this  summons,  arrived  at  Cherry  Hill,  for  so  the 
residence  of  the  sick  voluptuary  was  called,  he  found  his 
loving  friend  and  patron,  Nicholas  Blarden,  babbling  not  of 
green  fields,  but  of  green  curtains,  theatres,  dice-boxes,  bright 
eyes,  small-swords,  and  the  shades  infernal — in  a  word,  in  a 
high  state  of  delirium.  On  calling  next  day,  however,  he 
beheld  him  much  recovered  ;  and  after  an  extremely  animated 
discussion,  these  two  well-assorted  confederates  at  length, 
by  their  united  ingenuity,  succeeded  in  roughly  sketching 
the  outlines  of  a  plan  of  terrific  vengeance,  in  all  respects 
worthy  of  the  diabolical  council  in  which  it  originated,  and 
of  whose  progress  and  development  this  history  very  iully 
treats. 


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CHAPTER  XXIY. 

A   CRITIC— A   CONDITION— AND  THE   SMALL-SWORDS. 

LORD  ASPENLY  walked  forth  among  the  trim  hedges  and 
secluded  walks  which  surrounded  the  house,  and  by  alternately 
taking  enormous  pinches  of  rappee,  and  humming  a  favourite 
air  or  two,  he  wonderfully  assisted  his  philosophy  in  recovering 
his  equanimity. 

"  It  matters  but  little  how  the  affair  ends,"  thought  his 
lordship,  "  if  in  matrimony — the  girl  is,  after  all,  a  very  fine 
girl :  but  if  the  matter  is  fairly  off,  in  that  case  I  shall — look 
very  foolish,"  suggested  his  conscience  faintly,  but  his  lordship 
dismissed  the  thought  precipitately — "  in  that  case  I  shall 
make  it  a  point  to  marry  within  a  fortnight.  I  should  like  to 
know  the  girl  who  would  refuse  me  " — "  the  only  one  you  ever 
asked"  suggested  his  conscience  again,  but  with  no  better 
result — "I  should  like  to  see  the  girl  of  sense  or  discrimina- 
tion who  could  refuse  me.  I  shall  marry  the  finest  girl  in  the 
country,  and  then  I  presume  very  few  will  be  inclined  to  call 
me  fool." 

"  Not  I  for  one,  my  lord,"  exclaimed  a  voice  close  by. 
Lord  Aspenly  started,  for  he  was  conscious  that  in  his  energy 
he  had  uttered  the  concluding  words  of  his  proud  peroration 
with  audible  emphasis,  and  became  instantly  aware  that  the 
speaker  was  no  other  than  Major  O'Leary. 

"Not  J  for  one,  my  lord,"  repeated  the  major,  with 
extreme  gravity,  "  I  take  it  for  granted,  my  lord,  that  you  are 
no  fool." 

"I  am  obliged  to  you,  Major  O'Leary,  for  your  good 
opinion,"  replied  his  lordship,  drily,  with  a  surprised  look  and 
a  stiff  inclination  of  his  person. 

"  Nothing  to  be  grateful  for  in  it,"  replied  the  major, 
returning  the  bow  with  grave  politeness:  "if  years  and  dis- 
cretion increase  together,  you  and  I  ought  to  be  models  of 
wisdom  by  this  time  of  day.  I'm  proud  of  my  years,  my  lord, 
and  I  would  be  half  as  proud  again  if  I  could  count  as  many 
as  your  lordship." 

There  was  something  singularly  abrupt  and  uncalled  for  in 
all  this,  which  Lord  Aspenly  did  not  very  well  understand ; 
he  therefore  stopped  short,  and  looked  in  the  major's  face  ;  but 
reading  in  its  staid  and  formal  gravity  nothing  whatever  to 
furnish  a  clue  to  his  exact  purpose,  he  made  a  kind  of  short 
bow,  and  continued  his  walk  in  dignified  silence.  There  was 
something  exceedingly  disagreeable,  he  thought,  in  the  manner 
of  his  companion — something  very  near  approaching  to  cool 
impertinence — which  he  could  not  account  for  upun  any  other 


1 36  The  "Cock  and  Anchor? 

supposition  than  that  the  major  had  been  prematurely  indulg- 
ing in  the  joys  of  Bacchus.  If,  however,  he  thought  that  by 
the  assumption  of  the  frigid  and  lofty  dignity  with  which  he 
met  the  advances  of  the  major,  he  was  likely  to  relieve  himself 
of  his  company,  he  was  never  more  lamentably  mistaken.  His 
military  companion  walked  with  a  careless  swagger  by  his 
side,  exactly  regulating  his  pace  by  that  of  the  little  nobleman, 
whose  meditations  he  had  so  cruelly  interrupted. 

"What  on  earth  is  to  be  done  with  this  brnte  beast?" 
muttered  his  lordship,  taking  care,  however,  that  the  query 
should  not  reach  the  subject  of  it.  "  I  must  get  rid  of  him — [ 
must  speak  with  the  girl  privately — what  the  deuce  is  to  be 
done  ?  " 

They  walked  on  a  little  further  in  perfect  silence.  At  length 
his  lordship  stopped  short  and  exclaimed, — 

"  My  dear  major,  I  am  a  very  dull  companion — quite  a 
bore ;  there  are  times  when  the  mind— the — the — spirits 
leqnire  solitude — and  these  walks  are  the  very  scene  for  a 
lonely  ramble.  I  dare  venture  to  aver  that  you  are  courting 
solitude  like  myself — your  silence  betrays  you — then  pray  do 
not  stand  on  ceremony — that  walk  leads  down  toward  the 
river — pray  no  ceremony." 

"Upon  my  conscience,  my  lord,  I  never  was  less  inclined  to 
stand  on  ceremony  than  I  am  at  this  moment,"  replied  the 
major;  "so  give  yourself  no  trouble  in  the  world  about  me. 
Nothing  would  annoy  me  so  much  as  to  have  you  think  I 
was  doing  anything  but  precisely  what  I  liked  best  myself." 

Lord  Aspenly  bowed,  took  a  violent  pinch  of  snuff,  and 
walked  on,  the  major  still  keeping  by  his  side.  After  a  long 
silence  his  lordship  began  to  lilt  his  own  sweet  verses  in  a 
careless  sort  of  a  way,  which  was  intended  to  convey  to  his 
tormentor  that  he  had  totally  forgotten  his  presence  : — 

"  Tho'  Chloe  slight  me  when  I  woo, 

And  scorn  the  love  of  poor  Philander ; 
The  shepherd's  heart  she  scorns  is  true, 
Hib  heart  is  true,  his  passion  tender." 

"  Passion  tender,"  observed  the  major — "passion  tender — 
it's  a  mtrse-tender  the  like  of  you  and  me  ought  to  be  looking' 
for — passion  tender — upon  my  conscience,  a  good  joke." 

Lord  Aspenly  was  strongly  tempted  to  give  vent  to  his  feel- 
ings ;  but  even  at  the  imminent  risk  of  bursting,  he  managed 
to  suppress  his  fury.  The  major  was  certainly  (however  un- 
accountable and  mysterious  the  fact  might  be)  in  a  perfectly 
cut- throat  frame  ot  mind,  and  Lord  Aspenly  had  no  desire  to 
present  his  weasand  for  the  entertainment  of  his  military 
friend. 

"  Tender — tender,"  continued  the  inexorable  major,  "  allow 


A  Critic.  137 

me,  my  lord,  to  suggest  the  word  tough  as  an  improvement — 
tender,  my  lord,  is  a  term  which  does  not  apply  to  chickens 
beyond  a  certain  time  of  life,  and  it  strikes  me  as  too  bold  a 
license  of  poetry  to  apply  it  to  a  gentleman  of  such  extreme 
and  venerable  old  age  as  your  lordship ;  for  I  take  it  for 
granted  tha.t  Philander  is  another  name  for  yourself." 

As  the  major  uttered  this  critical  remark,  Lord  Aspenly 
felt  his  brain,  as  it  were,  fizz  with  downright  fury ;  the  instinct 
of  self-preservation,  however,  triumphed;  he  mastered  his 
generous  indignation,  and  resumed  his  walk  in  a  state  of  mind 
nothing  short  of  awful. 

"  My  lord,"  inquired  the  major,  with  tragic  abruptness,  and 
with  very  stern  emphasis — "  I  take  the  liberty  of  asking,  have 
you  made  your  soul  ?  " 

The  precise  nature  of  the  major's  next  proceeding,  Lord 
Aspenly  could  not  exactly  predict ;  of  one  thing,  however,  he 
felt  assured,  and  that  was,  that  the  designs  of  his  companion 
were  decidedly  of  a  dangerous  character,  and  as  he  gazed  in 
mute  horror  upon  the  major,  confused  but  terrific  ideas  of 
"  homicidal  monomania,"  and  coroner's  inquests  floated  dimly 
through  his  distracted  brain. 

"  My  soul  ?  "  faltered  he,  in  undisguised  trepidation. 

"  Yes,  my  lord,"  repeated  the  major,  with  remarkable  cool- 
ness, "  have  you  made  your  soul  ?  " 

During  this  conference  his  lordship's  complexion  had 
shiited  from  its  original  lernon-colour  to  a  lively  orange, 
and  thence  faded  gradually  off  into  a  pea-green  ;  at  which 
hue  it  remained  fixed  during  the  remainder  of  the  interview. 

"  I  protest — you  cannot  be  serious — I  am  wholly  in  the  dark. 
Positively,  Major  O'Leary,  this  is  very  unaccountable  conduct 
— you  really  ought — pray  explain." 

''Upon  my  conscience,  I  will  explain,"  rejoined  the  major, 
"although  the  explanation  won't  make  you  much  more  in  love 
with  your  present  predicament,  unless  I  am  very  much  out. 
You  made  my  niece,  Mary  Ashwoode,  an  offer  of  marriage  to- 
day ;  well,  she  was  much  obliged  to  you,  but  she  did  not  want 
to  marry  you,  and  she  told  you  so  civilly.  Did  you  then,  like 
a  man  and  a  gentleman,  take  your  answer  from  her  as  you 
ought  to  have  done,  quietly  and  courteously  ?  No,  you  did 
not ;  you  went  to  bully  the  poor  girl,  and  to  insult  her  ; 
because  she  politely  declined  to  marry  a — a — an  ugly  bunch  of 
wrinkles,  like  you ;  and  you  threatened  to  tell  Sir  Richard — 
av,  you  did — to  tell  him  your  pitiful  story,  you — you — you — 
but  wait  awhile.  You  want  to  have  the  poor  girl  frightened 
and  bullied  into  marrying  you.  Where's  your  spirit  or  your 
feeling,  my  lord  ?  But  you  don't  know  what  the  words  mean. 
If  ever  you  did,  you'd  sooner  have  been  racked  to  death,  than 
have  terrified  and  insulted  a  poor  friendless  girl,  as  you 


138  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor? 

thought  her.  But  she's  not  friendless.  I'll  teach  you  she's 
not.  As  long  as  this  arm  can  lift  a  small-sword,  and  while 
the  life  is  in  my  body,  I'll  never  see  any  woman  maltreated  by 
a  scoundrel — a  scoundrel,  my  lord ;  but  I'll  bring  him  to  his 
knees  for  it,  or  die  in  the  attempt.  And  holding  these 
opinions,  did  you  think  I'd  let  you  oflend  my  niece  ?  No,  sir, 
I'd  be  blown  to  atoms  first." 

"  Major  O'Leary,"  replied  his  lordship,  as  soon  as  he  had 
collected  his  thoughts  and  recovered  breath  to  speak,  "  your 
conduct  is  exceedingly  violent — very,  and,  I  will  add,  most 
hasty  and  indiscreet.  You  have  entirely  misconceived  me, 
you  have  mistaken  the  whole  affair.  You  will  regret  this 
violence — I  protest — I  know  you  will,  when  you  understand 
the  whole  matter.  At  present,  knowing  the  nature  of  your 
feelings,  I  protest,  though  I  might  naturally  resent  your 
observations,  it  is  not  in  my  nature,  in  my  heart  to  be  angry." 
This  was  spoken  with  a  very  audible  quaver. 

"  You  would,  my  lord,  you  would  be  angry,"  rejoined  the 
major,  "  you'd  dance  with  fury  this  moment,  if  you  dared. 
You  could  find  it  in  your  heart  to  go  into  a  passion  with  a 
girl  ;  but  talking  with  men  is  a  different  sort  of  thing.  Now, 
my  lord,  we  are  both  here,  with  our  swords  ;  no  place  can  be 
more  secluded,  and,  I  presume,  no  two  men  more  willing. 
Pray  draw,  my  lord,  or  I'll  be  apt  to  spoil  your  velvet  and  gold 
lace." 

"Major  O'Leary,  I  will  be  heard!"  exclaimed  Lord 
Aspenly,  with  an  earnestness  which  the  imminent  peril 
of  his  person  inspired — "  I  must  have  a  word  or  two  with 
you,  before  we  put  this  dispute  to  so  deadly  an  arbitra- 
ment." 

The  major  had  foreseen  and  keenly  enjoyed  the  reluctance 
and  the  evident  tremors  of  his  antagonist.  He  returned  his 
half -drawn  sword  to  its  scabbard  with  an  impatient  thrust,  and, 
folding  his  arms,  looked  down  with  supreme  contempt  upon 
the  little  peer. 

"  Major  O'Leary,  you  have  been  misinformed — Miss  Ash- 
woode  has  mistaken  me.  I  assure  you,  I  meant  no  disrespect 
— none  in  the  world,  I  protest.  I  may  have  spoken  hastily — 
perhaps  I  did — but  I  never  intended  disrespect — never  for  a 
moment." 

"  Well,  my  lord,  suppose  that  I  admit  that  you  did  not 
mean  any  disrespect ;  and  suppose  that  I  distinctly  assert 
that  I  have  neither  right  nor  inclination  just  now  to  call 
you  to  an  account  for  anything  you  may  have  said,  in  your 
interview  this  morning,  offensive  to  my  niece ;  I  give  you  leave 
to  suppose  it,  and,  what's  more,  in  supposing  it,  I  solemnly 
aver,  you  suppose  neither  more  nor  less  than  the  exact  truth," 
said  the  major. 


A  Critic.  139 

"  Well,  then,  Major  O'Leary,"  replied  Lord  Aspenly,  "  I 
profess  myself  wholly  at  a  loss  to  understand  your  conduct. 
I  presume,  at  all  events,  that  nothing  further  need  pass 
between  us  about  the  matter." 

"  Not  so  fast,  my  lord,  if  you  please,"  rejoined  the  major ; 
"  a  great  deal  more  must  pass  between  us  before  I  have  done 
with  your  lordship;  although  I  cannot  punish  you  for  the 
past,  1  have  a  perfect  right  to  restrain  you  for  the  future.  I 
have  a  proposal  to  make,  to  which  I  expect  your  lordship's 
assent — a  proposal  which,  under  the  circumstances,  I  dare 
say,  you  will  think,  however  unpleasant,  by  no  means  un- 
reasonable." 

"  Pray  state  it,"  said  Lord  Aspenly,  considerably  reassured 
on  finding  that  the  debate  was  beginning  to  take  a  diplomatic 
turn. 

"  This  is  my  proposal,  then,"  replied  the  major  :  "  you  shall 
write  a  letter  to  Sir  Richard,  renouncing  all  pretensions  to 
his  daughter's  hand,  and  taking  upon  yourself  the  whole 
responsibility  of  the  measure,  without  implicating  her  directly 
or  indirectly  ;  do  you  mind :  and  you  shall  leave  this  place, 
and  go  wherever  you  please,  before  supper-time  to-night. 
These  are  the  conditions  on  which  I  will  consent  to  spare  you, 
my  lord,  and  upon  no  other  shall  you  escape." 

"  Whv>  what  can  you  mean,  Major  O'Leary  ?  "  exclaimed 
the  little  coxcomb,  distractedly.  "  If  I  did  any  such  thing,  I 
should  be  run  through  by  Sir  Richard  or  his  rakehelly  son ; 
besides,  I  came  here  for  a  wife — my  friends  know  it ;  I  cannot 
consent  to  make  a  fool  of  myself.  How  dare  you  presume  to 
propose  such  conditions  to  me  P  " 

The  little  gentleman  as  he  wound  up,  had  warmed  so  much, 
that  he  placed  his  hand  on  the  hilt  of  his  sword.  Without  one 
word  of  commentary,  the  major  drew  his,  and  with  a  nod  of 
invitation,  threw  himself  into  an  attitude  of  defence,  and 
resting  the  point  of  his  weapon  upon  the  ground,  awaited 
the  attack  of  his  adversary.  Perhaps  Lord  Aspenly  re- 
gretted the  precipitate  valour  which  had  prompted  him  to 
place  his  hand  on  his  sword-hilt,  as  much  as  he  had  ever 
regretted  any  act  of  his  whole  life  ;  it  was,  however,  too  late 
to  recede,  and  with  the  hurried  manner  of  one  who  has  made 
up  his  mind  to  a  disagreeable  thing,  and  wishes  it  soon  over, 
he  drew  his  also,  and  their  blades  were  instantly  crossed  in 
mortal  opposition. 


1 40  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor" 


CHAPTER  XXV. 

THE    COMBAT   AND   ITS   ISSUE. 

LORD  ASPENLY  made  one  or  two  eager  passes  at  his  opponent, 
•which  were  parried  with  perfect  ease  and  coolness  ;  and  before 
he  had  well  recovered  his  position  from  the  last  of  those 
lunges,  a  single  clanging  sweep  of  the  major's  sword,  taking 
his  adversary's  blade  from  the  point  to  the  hilt  with  irresistible 
force,  sent  his  lordship's  weapon  whirring  through  the  air 
some  eight  or  ten  yards  away. 

"Take  your  life,  my  lord,"  said  the  major,  contemptuously  ; 
"  I  give  it  to  you  freely,  only  wishing  the  present  were  more 
valuable.  What  do  you  say  now,  my  lord,  to  the  terms  ?  " 

"I  say,  sir — what  do  /say?  "  echoed  his  lordship,  not  very 
coherently.  "Major  O'Leary,  you  have  disarmed  me,  sir,  and 
you  ask  me  what  I  say  to  your  terms.  What  do  I  say  ?  Why, 
sir,  I  say  again  what  I  said  before,  that  I  cannot  and  will  not 
subscribe  to  them." 

Lord  Aspenly,  having  thus  delivered  himself,  looked  half 
astonished  and  half  frightened  at  his  own  valour. 

"Everyone  to  his  taste — your  lordship  has  an  uncommon 
inclination  for  slaughter,"  observed  the  major  coolly,  walking 
to  the  spot  where  lay  the  little  gentleman's  sword,  raising 
it,  and  carelessly  presenting  it  to  him  :  "  take  it,  my  lord, 
and  use  it  more  cautiously  than  you  have  done — defend  your- 
self !  " 

Little  expecting  another  encounter,  yet  ashamed  to  decline 
it,  his  lordship,  with  a  trembling  hand,  grasped  the  weapon 
once  more,  and  again  their  blades  were  crossed  in  deadly 
combat.  This  time  his  lordship  prudently  forbore  to  risk  his 
safety  by  an  impetuous  attack  upon  an  adversary  so  cool 
and  practised  as  the  major,  and  of  whose  skill  he  had  just 
Lad  so  convincing  a  proof.  Major  O'Leary,  therefore,  began 
the  attack  ;  and  pressing  his  opponent  with  some  slight  feints 
and  passes,  followed  him  closely  as  he  retreated  for  some 
twenty  yards,  and  then,  suddenly  striking  up  to  the  point  of 
his  lordship's  sword  with  his  own,  he  seized  the  little  noble- 
man's right  arm  at  the  wrist  with  a  grasp  like  a  vice,  and  once 
njore  held  his  life  at  his  disposal. 

"  Take  your  life  for  the  second  and  the  last  time,"  said  the 
major,  having  suffered  the  wretched  little  gentleman  for  a 
brief  pause  to  fully  taste  the  bitterness  of  death;  "mind,  my 
lord,  for  the  last  time;"  and  so  saying,  he  contemptuously 
Hung  his  lordship  from  him  by  the  arm  which  he  grasped. 

"  Now,  mv  lord,  before  we  begin  for  the  last  time,  listen  to 
me,"  said  the  major,  with  a  sternness,  which  commanded  all 


The  Combat  and  its  Issue, 


141 


the  attention  of  the  affrighted  peer ;  "  I  desire  that  you 
should  fully  understand  what  I  propose.  I  would  not  like 
to  kill  you  under  a  mistake — there  is  nothing  like  a  clear, 
mutual  understanding  during  a  quarrel.  Such  an  understand- 
ing being  once  established,  bloodshed,  if  it  unfortunately 
occurs,  can  scarcely,  even  in  the  most  scrupulous  bosom,  excite 
the  mildest  regret.  I  wish,  my  lord,  to  have  nothing  what- 
ever to  reproach  myself  with  in  the  catastrophe  which  you 
appear  to  have  resolved  shall  overtake  you;  and,  therefore, 


I'll  state  the  whole  case  for  your  dying  consolation  in  as  few 
words  as  possible.  Don't  be  in  a  hurry,  my  lord,  I'll  not 
detain  you  more  than  five  minutes  in  this  miserable  world. 
Now,  my  lord,  you  have  two  strong,  indeed  I  may  call  them 
in  every  sense  fatal,  objections  to  my  proposal.  The  first  is, 
that  if  you  write  the  letter  I  propose,  you  must  fight  Sir 
Kichard  and  young  Henry  Ashwoode.  Now,  I  pledge  myself, 
my  soul,  and  honour,  as  &  Christian,  a  soldier,  and  a  gentle- 
man, that  I  will  stand  between  you  and  them — that  I  will 
protect  you  completely  from  all  responsibility  upon  that  score 
— and  that  it'  anyone  is  to  fight  with  either  of  them,  it  shall 


142  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

not  be  you.  Your  second  objection  is,  that  having  been  fool 
enough  to  tell  the  world  that  you  were  coming  here  for  a  wife, 
you  are  ashamed  to  go  away  without  one.  Now,  without 
meaning  to  be  offensive,  I  never  heard  anything  more  idiotic 
in  the  whole  course  of  my  life.  But  if  it  must  be  s\  and  that 

you    cannot  go    away  without   a  wife,  why  the  d 1  don't 

you  ask  Emily  Copland — a  fine  girl  with  some  thousands 
of  pounds,  I  believe,  and  at  all  events  dying  for  love  of  you, 
as  I  am  sure  you  see  yourself?  You  can't  care  for  one  more 
than  the  other,  and  why  the  deuce  need  you  trouble  your  head 
about  their  gossip,  if  anyone  wonders  at  the  change?  And 
now,  my  lord,  mark  me,  I  have  said  all  that  is  to  be  said  in  the 
way  of  commentary  or  observation  upon  my  proposal,  and  I 
must  add  a  word  or  two  about  the  consequences  of  finally 
rejecting  it.  I  have  spared  your  life  twice,  my  lord,  within 
these  five  minutes.  If  you  refuse  the  accommodation  I  have 
proposed,  I  will  a  third  time  give  you  an  opportunity  of  dis- 
embarrassing yourself  of  the  whole  affair  by  running  me 
through  the  body — in  which,  if  you  fail,  so  sure  as  you  are 
this  moment  alive  and  breathing  before  me,  you  shall,  at  the 
end  of  the  next  five,  be  a  corpse.  So  help  me  God  !  " 

Major  O'Leary  paused,  leaving  Lord  Aspenly  in  a  state  of 
confusion  and  horror,  scarcely  short  of  distraction. 

There  was  no  mistaking  the  major's  manner,  and  the  old 
beau  garqon  already  felt  in  imagination  the  cold  steel  busy 
with  his  intestines. 

"  But,  Major  O'Leary,"  said  he,  despairingly,  "  will  you 
engage — can  you  pledge  yourself  that  no  mischief  shall  follow 
from  my  withdrawing  as  you  say?  not  that  I  would  care  to 
avoid  a  duel  when  occasion  required;  but  no  one  likes  to 
unnecessarily  risk  himself.  Will  you  indeed  prevent  all  un- 
pleasantness ?  " 

"  Did  I  pledge  my  soul  and  honour  that  I  would  ?  "  inquired* 
the  major  sternly. 

"  Well,  I  am  satisfied.  I  do  agree,"  replied  his  lordship. 
"  But  is  there  any  occasion  for  me  to  remove  to-night  ?  " 

"  Every  occasion,"  replied  the  major,  coolly.  "  You  must 
come  directly  with  me,  and  write  the  letter — and  this  evening, 
before  supper,  you  must  leave  Morley  Court.  And,  above  all 
things,  just  remember  this,  let  there  be  no  trickery  or  treachery 
in  this  matter.  So  sure  as  I  see  the  smallest  symptom  of 
anything  of  the  kind,  I  will  bring  about  such  another  piece 
of  work  as  has  not  been  for  many  a  long  day.  Am  I  fully 
understood  ?  " 

"  Perfectly — perfectly,  my  dear  sir,"  replied  the  nobleman. 
"Clearly  understood.  And  believe  me,  Major,  when  I  say 
that  nothing  but  the  fact  that  I  myself,  for  private  reasons, 
am  not  unwilling  to  break  the  matter  off,  could  have  induced 


The  Hell.  143 

me  to  co-operate  with  you  in  this  business.  Believe  me,  sir, 
otherwise  I  should  have  fought  until  one  or  other  of  us  had 
fallen  to  rise  no  more." 

"  To  be  sure  you  would,  my  lord,"  rejoined  the  major,  with 
edifying  gravity.  "  And  in  the  meantime  yonr  lordship  will 
much  oblige  me  by  walking  up  to  the  house.  There's  pen  and 
paper  in  Sir  Kichard's  study  ;  and  between  us  we  can 
compose  something  worthy  of  the  occasion.  Now,  my  lord,  if 
you  please." 

Thus,  side  by  side,  walked  the  two  elderly  gentlemen,  like 
the  very  best  friends,  towards  the  old  house.  And  shrewd 
indeed  would  have  been  that  observer  who  could  have  gathered 
from  the  manner  of  either  ^whatever  their  flushed  faces  and 
somewhat  ruffled  exterior  might  have  told),  as  with  formal 
courtesy  they  threaded  the  trim  arbours  together,  that  but  a 
few  minutes  before  each  had  sought  the  other's  life. 


CHAPTER  XXYI. 

THE  HELL— GORDON  CHANCEY — LUCK — FRENZY  AND  A 
RESOLUTION. 

THE  night  which  followed  this  day  found  young  Henry 
Ash  wood  e,  his  purse  replenished  with  bank-notes,  that  day 
advanced  by  Craven,  to  the  amount  of  one  thousand  pounds, 
once  more  engaged  in  the  delirious  prosecution  of  his  favourite 
pursuit — gaming.  In  the  neighbourhood  of  the  theatre,  in 
that  narrow  street  now  known  as  Smock  Alley,  there  stood  in 
those  days  a  kind  of  coffee-house,  rather  of  the  better  sort. 
From  the  public-room,  in  which  actors,  politicians,  officers, 
and  occasionally  a  member  of  parliament,  or  madcap  Irish 
peer,  chatted,  lounged,  and  sipped  their  sack  or  coffee — the 
initiated,  or,  in  short,  any  man  with  a  good  coat  on  his  back 
and  a  few  pounds  in  his  pocket,  on  exchanging  a  brief  whisper 
with  a  singularly  sleek-looking  gentleman,  who  sate  in  the 
prospective  of  the  background,  might  find  his  way  through  a 
small,  baize-covered  door  in  the  back  of  the  chamber,  and 
through  a  lobby  or  two,  and  thence  upstairs  into  a  suite  of 
rooms,  decently  hung  with  gilded  leather,  and  well  lighted 
with  a  profusion  of  wax  candles,  where  hazard  and  cards  were 
played  for  stakes  unlimited,  except  by  the  fortunes  and  the 
credit  of  those  who  gamed.  The  ceaseless  clang  of  the  dice-box 
and  rattle  of  the  dice  upon  the  table,  and  the  clamorous 
challenging  and  taking  of  the  odds  upon  the  throwing,  accom- 
panied by  the  ferocious  blasphemies  of  desperate  losers,  who, 


144  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

with   clenched   hands   and   distracted  gesture?,   poured,  un- 
heeded, their  frantic  railings  and  imprecations,  as  they,  in 
unpitied  agony,  withdrew  from  the  fatal  table ;  and  now  and 
then  the  scarcely  less  hideous  interruptions  of  brutal  quarrels, 
accusations,  and  recriminations  among  the  excited  and  half- 
drunken  gamblers,  were  the  sounds  which  greeted  the  ear  of 
him  who  ascended  toward  this  unhallowed  scene.     The  rooms 
were  crowded — the    atmosphere    hot    and   stifling,   and    the 
company  in  birth  and  pretensions,  if  not  in  outward  attire, 
to  the  full  as  mixed  and  various  as  the  degrees  of  fortune, 
which  scattered  riches  and  ruin  promiscuously  among  them. 
In  the  midst  of  all  this  riotous  uproar,  several  persons  sate 
and  played  at  cards  as  if  (as,  perhaps,  was  really  the  case), 
perfectly  unconscious  of  the  ceaseless  hubbub  going  on  around 
them.     B  ere  you  might  see  in   one  place   the   hare-brained 
young  squire,  scarcely  three  months  launched  upon  the  road 
to  ruin,  snoring  in  drunken  slumber,  in  his  deep- cushioned 
chair,  with  bis  cravat  untied,  and  waistcoat  loosened,  and  his 
last  cup  of  mulled  sack  upset  upon  the  table  beside  him,  and 
streaming  upon  his  velvet  breeches  and  silken   hose — while 
his  lightly- won  bank  notes,  stuffed  into  the  loose  coat  pocket, 
and  peeping  temptingly  from  the  aperture,  invited  the  fingers 
of  the  first  chevalier  d'industrie  who  wished  to  help  himself. 
In  another  place  you  might  behold  two  sharpers  fulfilling  the 
conditions   of  their  partnership,  by  wheedling  a   half-tip»y 
simpleton  into  a  quiet  game  of  ombre.     And  again,  elsewhere 
you  might  descry  some  bully  captain,  whose  occupation  having 
ended  with  the  Irish  war?,  indemnified  himself  as   best   he 
might  by  such  contributions  as  he  could  manage  to  levy  from 
the  young  and  reckless    in  such   haunts  as  this,  busily  and 
energetically  engaged  in  brow-beating  a  timid  greenhorn,  who 
has  the  presumption  to  fancy  that  he  has  won  something  from 
the  captain,  which  the  captain   has  forgotten    to   pay.     In 
another  place  you  may  see,  unheeded  and   unheeding,  the 
wretch  who  has  played  and  lost  his  last  stake;  with  white, 
unmeaning    face   and    idiotic    grin,  glaring  upon  the   floor, 
thought    and    feeling   palsied,   something    worse,   and    more 
appalling  than  a  maniac. 

The  whole  character  of  the  assembly  bespoke  the  reckless- 
ness and  the  selfishness  of  its  ingredients.  There  was*,  too, 
among  them  a  certain  coarse  and  revolting  disregard  and 
defiance  of  the  etiquettes  and  conventional  decencies  of  social 
life.  More  than  half  the  men  were  either  drunk  or  tipsy ; 
some  had  thrown  off  their  coats  and  others  wore  their  hats ; 
altogether  the  company  had  more  the  appearance  of  a  band  of 
reckless  rioters  in  a  public  street,  than  of  an  assembly  ot' 
persons  professing  to  be  gentlemen,  and  congregated  in  a 
drawing-room. 


The  Hell.  145 

By  the  fireplace  in  the  first  and  by  far  the  largest  and  most 
crowded  of  the  three  drawing-rooms,  there  sate  a  person  whose 
appearance  was  somewhat  remarkable.  He  was  an  ill-made 
fellow,  with  long,  lank,  limber  legs  and  arms,  and  an  habitual 
lazy  stoop.  His  face  was  sallow ;  his  mouth,  heavy  and 
sensual,  was  continually  moistened  with  the  brandy  and  water 
which  stood  beside  him  upon  a  small  spider-table,  placed  there 
for  his  especial  use.  His  eyes  were  long-cut,  aod  seldom  more 
than  half  open,  and  carrying  in  their  sleepy  glitter  a  singular 
expression  of  treachery  and  brute  cunning.  He  wore  his  own 
lank  and  grizzled  hair,  instead  of  a  peruke,  and  sate  before 
the  fire  with  a  drowsy  inattention  to  all  that  was  passing  in 
the  room  ;  and,  except  for  the  occasional  twinkle  of  his  eye  as 
it  glanced  from  the  corner  of  his  half-closed  lids,  he  might 
have  been  believed  to  have  been  actually  asleep.  His  attitude 
was  lounging  and  listless,  and  all  his  movements  so  languid 
and  heavy,  that  they  seemed  to  be  rather  those  of  a  somnam- 
bulist than  of  awaking  man.  His  dress  had  little  pretension, 
and  less  neatness ;  it  was  a  suit  of  threadbare,  mulberry- 
coloured  cloth,  with  steel  buttons,  and  evidently  but  little 
acquainted  with  the  clothes-brush.  His  linen  was  soiled  and 
crumpled,  his  shoes  ill-cleaned,  his  beard  had  enjoyed  at  least 
two  days'  undisturbed  growth  ;  and  the  dingy  hue  of  his  face 
and  hands  bespoke  altogether  the  extremest  negligence  and 
slovenliness  of  person. 

.  This  slovenly  and  ungainly  being,  who  sate  apparently 
unconscious  of  the  existence  of  any  other  earthly  thing  than 
the  fire  on  which  he  gazed,  and  the  grog  which  from  time  to 
time  he  lazily  sipped,  was  Gordon  Chancey,  Esquire,  of  Sky- 
copper  Court,  Whitefriar  Street,  in  the  city  of  Dublin, 
barrister-at-law — a  gentleman  who  had  never  been  known  to 
do  any  professional  business,  but  who  managed,  nevertheless, 
to  live,  and  to  possess,  somehow  or  other,  the  command  of  very 
considerable  sums  of  money,  which  he  most  advantageously 
invested  by  discounting,  at  exorbitant  interest,  short  bills  and 
promissory  notes  in  such  places  as  that  in  which  he  now  sate 
— one  of  his  favourite  resorts,  by  the  way.  At  intervals  of 
from  five  to  ten  minutes  he  slowly  drew  from  the  vast  pocket 
of  his  clumsy  coat  a  bulky  pocket-book,  and  sleepily  conned 
over  certain  memoranda  with  which  its  leaves  were  charged — 
then  having  looked  into  its  well-lined  receptacles,  to  satisfy 
himself  that  no  miracle  of  legerdemain  had  abstracted  the 
treasure  on  which  his  heart  was  set,  he  once  more  fastened 
the  buckle  of  the  leathern  budget,  and  deposited  it  again  in 
his  pocket.  This  procedure,  and  his  attentions  to  the  spirits 
and  water,  which  from  time  to  time  he  swallowed,  succeeded 
one  another  with  a  monotonous  regularity  altogether  un- 
disturbed by  the  uproarious  scene  which  surrounded  him. 

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146  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

As  the  night  wore  apace,  and  fortune  played  her  wildest 
pranks,  many  an  applicant — some  successfully,  and  some  in 
vain — sought  Chancey's  succour. 

"  Come,  my  fine  fellow,  tip  me  a  cool  hundred,"  exclaimed  a 
fashionably-dressed  young  man,  flushed  with  the  combined 
excitement  of  wine  and  the  dice,  and  tapping  Chancey  on  the 
back  impatiently  with  his  knuckles — "  this  moment — will  you, 
and  be  d " 

"  Oh,  dear  me,  dear  me,  Captain  Markham,"  drawled  the 
barrister  in  a  low,  drowsy  tone,  as  he  turned  sleepily  toward 
the  speaker,  "  have  you  lost  the  other  hundred  so  soon  ?  Oh, 
dear ! — oh,  dear !  " 

"  Never  you  mind,  old  fox.  Shell  out,  if  you're  going  to 
do  it,"  rejoined  the  applicant.  "  What  is  it  to  you  ?  " 

"  Oh,  dear  me,  dear  me ! "  murmured  Chancey,  as  he 
languidly  drew  the  pocket-book  from  his  pocket.  "  When 
shall  I  make  it  payable  ?  To-morrow  ?  " 

"  D n  to-morrow,"  replied  the  captain.  "I'll  sleep  all  to- 
morrow. Won't  a  fortnight  do,  you  harpy  ?  " 

"  Well,  well — sign — sign  it  here,"  said  the  usurer,  handing 
the  paper,  with  a  pen,  to  the  young  gentleman,  and  indicating 
with  his  finger  the  spot  where  the  name  was  to  be  written. 

The  roue  wrote  his  name  without  ever  reading  the  paper; 
and  Chancey  carefully  deposited  it  in  his  book. 

"  The  money — the  money — d n  you,  will  you  never  give 

it !  "  exclaimed  the  young  man,  actually  stamping  with  im- 
patience, as  if  every  moment's  absence  from  the  hazard-table 
cost  him  a  fortune.  "  Give — give — give  them." 

He  seized  the  notes,  and  without  counting,  stuffed  them 
into  his  coat-pocket,  and  plunged  in  an  instant  again  among 
the  gamblers  who  crowded  the  table. 

"  Mr.  Chancey — Mr.  Chancey,"  said  a  slight  young  man, 
whose  whole  appearance  betokened  a  far  progress  in  the 
wasting  of  a  mortal  decline.  His  face  was  pale  as  death  itself, 
and  glittering  with  the  cold,  clammy  dew  of  weakness  and 
excitement.  The  eye  was  bright,  wild,  and  glassy;  and  the 
features  of  this  attenuated  face  trembled  and  worked  in  the 
spasms  of  agonized  anxiety  and  despair — with  timid  voice, 
and  with  the  fearful  earnestness  of  one  pleading  for  his  life — • 
with  knees  half  bent,  and  head  stretched  forward,  while  his 
thin  fingers  were  clutched  and  knotted  together  in  restless 
f  everishness.  He  still  repeated  at  intervals  in  low,  supplicating 
accents — "  Mr.  Chancey — Mr.  Chancey — can  you  spare  a 
moment,  sir — Mr.  Chancey,  good  sir — Mr.  Chancey." 

.For  many  minutes  the  worthy  barrister  gazed  on  apa- 
thetically into  the  fire,  as  if  wholly  unconscious  that  this 
piteous  spectacle  was  by  his  side,  and  all  but  begging  his 
attention. 


The  Hell.  147 

"  Mr.  Chancey,  good  sir — Mr.  Chancey,  kind  sir — only  one 
moment — one  word — Mr.  Chancey." 

This  time  the  wretched  young  man  advanced  one  of  his 
trembling  hands  and  laid  it  hesitatingly  upon  Chancey's  knee 
—the  seat  of  mercy,  as  the  ancients  thought;  but  truly  here 
it  was  otherwise.  The  hand  was  repulsed  with  insolent  rude- 
ness ;  and  the  wretched  suppliant  stood  trembling  in  silence 
before  the  bill-discounter,  who  looked  upon  him  with  a  scowl 
of  brute  ferocity,  which  the  timid  advances  he  had  made  could 
hardly  have  warranted. 

"  Well,"  growhd  Cbmcey,  keeping  his  baleful  eyes  fixed  not 
very  encouragingly  upon  the  poor  young  man. 

"  I  have  been  unfortunate,  sir — I  have  lost  ray  last  shilling 
—that  is,  the  last  1  have  about  me  at  present." 

"  Well,"  repeated  he. 

"  I  might  win  it  all  back,"  continued  the  suppliant,  becoming 
more  voluble  as  he  proceeded.  "  I  might  recover  it  all — it  has 
often  happened  to  me  before.  Oh,  sir,  it  is  possible — certain, 
if  I  had  but  a  few  pounds  to  play  on." 

"  Ay,  the  old  story,"  rejoined  Chancey. 

"  Yes,  sir,  it  is  indeed — indeed  it  is,  Mr.  Chancey,"  said  the 
young  man,  eagerly,  catching  at  this  improvement  upon  his 
first  laconic  address  as  an  indication  of  some  tendency  to  re- 
lent, and  making,  at  the  same  time,  a  most  woeful  attempt  to 
look  pleasant — "  it  is,  sir — the  old  story,  indeed  ;  but  this  time 
it  will  come  out  true — indeed  it  will.  Will  you  do  one  little 
note  for  me — a  little  one — twenty  pounds  ?  " 

"  No,  I  won't,"  drawled  Chancey,  imitating  with  coarse 
buffoonery  the  intonation  of  the  request — "  I  won't  do  a  little 
one  for  you." 

"  Well,  for  ten  pounds — for  ten  only." 

"  No,  nor  for  ten  pence,"  rejoined  Chancey,  tranquilly. 

"  You  may  keep  five  out  of  it  for  the  discount — for  friendship 
— only  let  me  have  five — just^t-e,"  urged  the  wasted  gambler, 
with  an  agony  of  supplication. 

"  No.  I  won't ;  junt  five,"  replied  the  lawyer. 

"I'll  make  it  payable  to-morrow,"  urged  the  suppliant. 

"  Maybe  you'll  be  dead  before  that,"  drawled  Chancey,  with 
a  sneer  ;  "the  life  don't  look  very  tough  in  you." 

"Ah!  Mr.  Chancey,  dear  sir — good  Mr.  Chancey,"  said  the 
young  man,  "  you  often  told  me  you'd  do  me  a  friendly  turn 
yet.  Do  not  you  remember  it  ? — when  I  was  able  to  lend  you 
money.  For  God's  sake,  lend  me  five  pounds  now,  or  any- 
thing ;  I'll  give  you  half  my  winnings.  You'll  save  me  from 
beggary — ah,  sir,  for  old  friendship." 

Mr.  Gordon  Chancey  seemed  wondrously  tickled  by  this 
appeal ;  he  gazed  sleepily  at  the  fire  while  he  raked  the  embers 
with  the  toe  of  his  shoe,  stuffed  his  hands  deep  into  his 

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148  The  "Cock  and  Anchor?' 

breeches  pocket-0,  and  indulged  in  a  sort  of  lazy,  comfortable 
laughter,  which  lasted  for  several  minutes,  until  at  length  it 
subsided,  leaving  him  again  apparently  unconscious  of  the 
presence  of  his  petitioner.  Emboldened  by  the  condescension 
of  his  quondam  friend,  the  young  man  made  a  piteous  effort  to 
join  in  the  laughter — an  attempt,  however,  which  was  speedily 
interrupted  by  the  hollow  cough  of  consumption.  After  a 
p^use  of  a  minute  or  two,  during  which  Chancey  seemed  to 
have  forgotten  his  existence,  he  once  more  addressed  that 
gentleman, — 

«  Well,  sir— well,  Mr.  Chancey  ?  " 

The  barrister  turned  full  upon  him  with  an  expression  of 
face  not  to  be  mistaken,  and  in  a  tone  just  as  unequivocal,  he 
growled, — 

"  I'm  d d  if  I  give  you  as  much  as  a  leaden  penny.  Be 

off;  there's  no  begging  allowed  here — away  with  you,  you 
blackguard." 

Having  thus  delivered  himself,  Chancey  relapsed  into  his 
ordinary  dreamy  quiet. 

Every  muscle  in  the  pale,  wasted  face  of  the  ruined,  dying 
gamester  quivered  with  fruitless  agony  ;  he  opened  his  mouth 
to  speak,  but  could  not ;  he  gasped  and  sobbed,  and  then, 
clutching  his  lank  hands  over  his  eyes  and  forehead  as  though 
he  would  fain  have  crushed  his  head  to  pieces,  he  uttered  one 
low  cry  of  anguish,  more  despairing  and  appalling  than  the 
loudest  shriek  of  horror,  and  passed  from  the  room  unnoticed. 

"Jeffries,  can  you  lend  me  fifty  or  a  hundred  pounds  till  to- 
morrow P"  said  young  Ashwoode,  addressing  a  middle-aged 
fop  who  had  just  reeled  in  from  an  adjoining  room. 

"  Cuss  me,  Ashwoode,  if  the  thing  is  a  possibility,"  replied 
he,  with  a  hiccough  ;  "  I  have  just  been  fairly  cleaned  out  by 
Snarley  and  two  or  three  others — not  one  guinea  left — con- 
found them  all.  I've  this  moment  had  to  beg  a  crown  to  pay 
my  chair  and  link-boy  home  ;  but  Chancey  is  here  ;  I  saw  him 
not  an  hour  ago  in  his  old  corner." 

"  So  he  is,  egad — thank  you,"  and  Ashwoode  was  instantly 
by  the  uionied  man's  side.  "  Chancey,  I  want  a  hundred  -and 
fifty — quickly,  man,  are  you  awake?  "  and  so  saying,  he  shook 
the  lawyer  roughly  by  the  shoulder. 

"  Oh,  dear !  oh,  dear !  "  exclaimed  he,  in  his  usual  low,  sleepy 
voice,  "it's  Mr.  A.shwoode,  it  is  indeed — dear  me,  dear  me; 
and  can  I  oblige  you,  Mr.  Ashwoode  ?  " 

"  Yes  ;  don't  I  tell  you  I  want  a  hundred  and  fifty — or  stay, 
two  hundred,"  said  Ashwoode,  impatiently.  "  I'll  pay  you  in 
a  week  or  less — say  to-morrow  if  you  please  it." 

"  Whatever  sum  you  like,  Mr.  Ashwoode,"  rejoined  he — 
"  whatever  sum  or  whatever  date  you  please  ;  I  declare  to  God 
I'm  uncommonly  glad  to  do  it.  Oh,  dear,  but  them  dice  is 


The  Hell.  149 

unruly.  Two  hundred,  you  say,  and  a — a  week  we'll  say,  not 
to  be  pressing.  Well,  well,  this  money  has  luck  in  it,  maybe. 
That's  a  long  lane  that  has  no  turn — fortune  changes  sides 
when  it's  least  expected.  Your  name  here,  Mr.  Ashwoode." 

The  name  was  signed,  the  notes  taken,  and  Ashwoode  once 
more  at  the  table ;  but  alack-a-day !  fortune  was  for  once 
steady,  and  frowned  with  consistent  obdurateness  upon  Henry 
Ashwoode.  Five  minutes  had  hardly  passed,  when  the  two 
hundred  pounds  had  made  themselves  wings  and  followed  the 
larger  sums  which  he  had  already  lost.  Again  he  had  re- 
course to  Chancey:  again  he  found  that  gentleman  smooth, 
gracious,  and  obliging  as  he  could  have  wished.  Still  his  luck 
was  adverse :  as  fast  as  he  drew  the  notes  from  his  pocket, 
they  were  caught  and  whirled  away  in  the  eddy  of  ruin.  Once 
more  from  the  accommodating  barrister  he  drew  a  larger  sum, 
— still  with  a  like  result.  So  large  and  frequent  were  his 
drafts,  that  Chancey  was  obliged  to  go  away  and  replenish  his 
exhausted  treasury;  and  still  again  and  again,  with  a  terrible 
monotony  of  disaster,  young  Ashwoode  continued  to  lose. 

At  length  the  grey,  cold  light  of  morning  streamed  drearily 
through  the  chinks  of  the  window-shutters  into  the  hot 
chamber  of  destruction  and  debauchery.  The  sounds  of  daily 
business  began  to  make  themselves  heard  from  the  streets. 
The  wax  lights  were  flaring  in  the  sockets.  The  floor  strewn 
with  packs  of  cards,  broken  glasses,  and  plates,  and  fragments 
of  fowls  and  bread,  and  a  thousand  other  disgusting  indications 
of  recent  riot  and  debauchery  which  need  not  to  be  mentioned. 
Soiled  and  jaded,  with  bloodshot  eyes  and  haggard  faces,  the 
gamblers  slunk,  one  by  one,  in  spiritless  exhaustion,  from  the 
scene  of  their  distracting  orgies,  to  rest  the  brain  and  refresh 
the  body  as  best  they  might. 

With  a  stunning  and  indistinct  sense  of  disaster  and  ruin  ; 
a  vague,  fevered,  dreamy  remembrance  of  overwhelming 
calamity:  a  stupefying,  haunting  consciousness  that  all  the 
clatter,  and  roaring,  and  stifling  heat,  and  jostling,  and  angry 
words,  and  smooth,  civil  speeches  of  the  night  past,  had  been, 
somehow  or  other,  to  him  fraught  with  fearful  and  tremendous 
agony,  and  delirium,  and  ruin — Ashwoode  stalked  into  the 
street,  and  mechanically  proceeded  to  the  inn  where  his  horse 
was  stabled. 

The  ostler  saw,  by  the  haggard,  vacant  stare  with  which 
Ashwoode  returned  his  salutation,  that  something  had  gone 
wrong,  and,  as  he  held  the  stirrup  for  him,  he  arrived  at  the 
conclusion  that  the  young  gentleman  must  have  gotten  at 
least  a  dozen  duels  upon  his  hands,  to  be  settled,  one  and  all, 
before  breakfast. 

The  young  man  dashed  the  spurs  into  the  high-mettled 
horse,  aud  tiaversing  the  streets  at  a  peiilous  speed,  without 


1 50     .  The  "Cock  and  Anchor? 

well  thinking  or  knowing  whitherward  he  was  proceeding,  he 
found  himself  at  length  among  the  wild  lanes  and  brushwood 
of  the  Koyal  Park,  and  was  recalled  to  himself  by  finding  his 
horse  rearing  and  floundering  up  to  his  sides  in  a  slough. 
Having  extricated  the  animal,  he  dismounted,  threw  his  hat 
beside  him,  and,  kneeling  down,  bathed  his  head  and  face 
again  and  again  in  the  water  of  a  little  brook,  which  ran  in 
many  a  devious  winding  through  the  tangled  briars  and  thorns. 
The  cold,  refreshing  ablution,  assisted  by  the  sharp  air  of  the 
morning,  soon  brought  him  to  his  recollection. 

"  The  fiend  himself  must  have  been  by  my  elbow  last  night," 
he  muttered,  as  he  stood  bare-headed,  in  wild  disorder,  by  the 
brook's  side.  "  I've  lost  before,  and  lost  heavily  too,  but  such 
a  run,  such  an  infernal  string  of  ruinous  losses.  First,  a 
thousand  pounds  gone — swallowed  up  in  little  more  than  an 
hour ;  and  then  the  devil  knows  how  much  more — curse  me, 
if  I  can  remember  how  much  I  borrowed.  I  am  over  head 
and  ears  in  Chancey's  books.  How  shall  I  face  my  father  ? 
and  how,  in  the  fiend's  name,  am  I  to  meet  my  engagements  ? 
Craven  will  hand  me  no  more  of  the  money.  Was  I  mad  or 
drunk,  to  go  on  against  such  an  accursed  tide  of  bad  luck  ? — 
what  fury  from  hell  possessed  me  ?  I  wish  I  had  thrust  my 
hand  between  the  bars,  and  burnt  it  to  the  elbow,  before  I 
took  the  dice-box  last  night.  What's  to  be  done  ?  " — he  paused 
— "  Yes — I  must  do  it — fate,  destiny,  circumstances  drive  me 
to  it.  T  will  marry  the  woman  ;  she  can't  live  very  long — it's 
not  likely ;  and  even  if  she  does,  what's  that  to  me  ? — the 
world  is  wide  enough  for  us  both,  and  once  married,  we  need 
not  plague  one  another  much  with  our  society.  I  must  see 

Chancey  about  those  d d  bills  or  notes:   curse  me,  if  I  even 

know  when  they  are  payable.  My  brain  swims  like  a  sea. 
Lady  Stukely,  Lady  Stukely,  you  are  a  happy  woman  :  it's 
an  ill  wind  that  blows  nobody  good — T  am  resolved — my  course 
is  taken.  First  then  for  Morley  Court,  and  next  for  the 

wealthy  widow's.     I  don't  half  like  the  thing,  but,  d n  it, 

what  other  chance  have  I?  Then  away  with  hesitation,  away 
with  thought ;  fate  has  ordained  it." 

So  saying,  the  young  man  donned  his  hat,  caught  the  bridle 
of  his  well-trained  steed,  vaulted  into  the  saddle,  and  was  soon 
far  on  his  way  to  Morley  Court,  where  strange  and  startling 
tidings  awaited  his  arrival. 


The  Departure  of  the  Peer.  1 5 1 


CHAPTER  XXVII. 

THE  DEPARTURE  OF  THE  PEER — THE  BILLET  AND  THE  SHATTERED 
MIRROR. 

NEVER  yet  did  day  pass  more  disagreeably  to  mortal  man 
than  that  whose  early  events  we  have  recorded  did  to  Lord 
Aspenly.  His  vanity  and  importance  had  suffered  more  mor- 
tification within  the  last  few  hours  than  he  had  ever  before 
encountered  in  all  the  eight-and-sixty  winters  of  his  previous 
useful  existence.  And  spite  of  the  major's  assurances  to  the 
contrary,  he  could  not  help  feeling  certain  very  unpleasant 
misgivings,  as  the  evening  approached,  touching  the  con- 
sequences likely  to  follow  to  himself  from  his  meditated 
retreat. 

He  resolved  by  the  major's  advice  to  leave  Morley  Court 
without  a  formal  leave-taking,  or,  in  short,  any  explanatory 
interview  whatever  with  Sir  Richard.  And  for  the  purpose  of 
taking  his  departure  without  obstruction  or  annoyance,  he 
determined  that  the  hour  of  his  setting  forth  should  be  that  at 
which  the  baronet  was  wont  to  retire  for  a  time  to  his  dressing- 
room,  previously  to  appearing  at  supper.  The  note  which  was 
to  announce  his  departure  was  written  and  sealed,  and  de- 
posited in  his  waistcoat  pocket.  He  felt  that  it  supplied  but 
a  very  meagre  explanation  of  so  decided  a  step  as  he  was  con- 
strained to  take  ;  nevertheless  it  was  the  only  explanation  he 
had  to  offer.  He  well  knew  that  its  perusal  would  be  followed  by 
an  explosion,  and  he  not  unwisely  thought  it  best,  under  all 
the  circumstances,  to  withdraw  to  a  reasonable  distance  before 
springing  the  mine. 

The  evening  closed  ominously  in  storm  and  cloud  ;  the  wind 
was  hourly  rising,  and  distant  mutterings  of  thunder  bespoke 
a  night  of  tempest.  Lord  Aspenly  had  issued  his  orders  with 
secrecy,  and  they  were  punctually  obeyed.  At  the  hoar  indi- 
cated, his  own  and  his  servant's  horses  were  at  the  door.  Lord 
Aspenly  was  crossing  the  hall,  cloaked,  booted,  and  spurred  for 
the  road,  when  he  encountered  Emily  Copland. 

"  Dear  me,  my  lord,  can  it  be  possible — surely  you  are  not 
going  to  leave  us  to-night  ?  " 

"  Indeed,  it  is  but  too  true,  fair  lady,"  rejoined  his  lordship, 
with  a  dolorous  shrug.  "  An  unlucky  contretemps  requires 
my  attendance  in  town ;  my  precipitate  flight,"  he  continued, 
with  an  attempt  at  a  playful  smile,  "  is  accounted  for  in  this 
note,  which  perhaps  you  will  kindly  deliver  to  Sir  Richard, 
when  next  you  see  him.  I  trust,  Miss  Copland,  that  fortune 
will  often  grant  me  the  privilege  of  meeting  you.  Be  assured 
it  is  one  which  I  prize  above  all  others.  Adieu  " 


152  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor. " 

His  lordship  gallantly  kissed  the  hand  which  was  extended 
to  receive  the  note,  and  then,  with  his  best  bow,  withdrew. 

A  few  petulant  questions,  which  bespoke  his  inward 
acerbity,  he  addressed  to  his  servant — glanced  with  a  very 
sour  aspect  at  the  lowering  sky — clambered  stifflv  into  the 
saddle,  and  then,  desiring  his  attendant  to  follow  him,  rode 
down  the  avenue  at  a  speed  which  seemed  prompted  by  aa 
instinctive  dread  of  pursuit. 

As  the  wind  howled  and  the  thunder  rolled  and  rumbled 
nearer  and  nearer,  Emily  Copland  could  not  but  wonder  more 
and  more  what  urgent  and  peremptory  cause  could  have 
induced  the  little  peer  to  adopt  this  sudden  resolution,  and  to 
carry  it  into  effect  upon  such  a  night  of  storm.  Surely  that 
motive  must  be  a  strange  and  urgent  one  which  would  not 
brook  the  delay  of  a  few  hours,  especially  during  the  violence 
of  such  weather  as  the  luxurious  little  nobleman  had  perhups 
never  voluntarily  encountered  in  the  whole  course  of  his  lite. 
Curiosity  prompted  her  to  deliver  the  note  which  she  held  in 
her  hand  at  once;  she  therefore  ran  lightly  upstairs,  an-l 
rapidly  threading  all  the  intervening  lobbies  and  rambling 
passages,  she  knocked  at  her  uncle's  door. 

"  Come  in,  come  in,"  cried  the  peevish  voice  of  Sir  Hichard 
Ashwoode. 

The  girl  entered  the  room.  The  Italian  was  at  the  toilet, 
arranging  his  master's  dressing-case,  and  the  baronet  himself 
in  his  night-gown  and  slippers,  and  with  a  pamphlet  in  his 
hand,  reclined  listlessly  upon  a  sofa. 

"Who  is  that? — who  is  it?"  inquired  he  in  the  same 
tone,  without  turning  his  eyes  from  the  volume  which  he 
read. 

"Per  dina  !  "  exclaimed  the  Neapolitan — "  Mees  Emily  — 
she  is  vary  seldom  come  here.  You  are  wailcome,  Mees  Emily  ; 
weel  you  sect  down  ? — there  is  chair.  Sir  Bichard,  it  is  Mees 
Emily." 

"  What  does  the  young  lady  want  ?  "  inquired  he,  drily. 

"  I  have  gotten  a  note  for  you,  uncle,"  replied  she. 

"  Well,  put  it  down? — put  it  there  on  the  table,  anywhere  ;  I 
presume  it  will  keep  till  morning,"  replied  he,  without 
removing  his  eyes  from  the  pages. 

"  It  is  from  Lord  Aspenly,"  urged  the  girl. 

"  Eh !  Lord  Aspenly.  How — give  it  to  me,"  said  the 
baronet,  raising  himself  quickly  and  tossing  the  pamphlet 
aside.  He  broke  the  seal  and  read  the  note.  Whatever  its 
contents  were,  they  produced  upon  the  baronet  an  extraordinary 
effect;  he  started  from  the  sofa  with  clenched  hands  and 
frantic  gesture. 

"Who — where — stop  him,  after  him — he  shall  answer  me 
— he  shall !  "  cried,  or  rather  shrieked,  the  baronet  in  the 


The  Departure  of  the  Peer.  153 

hoarse,  choking  scream  of  fury.  "After  him  all — my  sword, 
my  horse.  By ,  be'll  reckon  with  me  this  night." 

Never  did  the  human  form  more  fearfully  embody  the 
passions  of  hell;  he  stood  before  them  absolutely  transformed. 
The  quivering  face  was  pale  as  ashes;  the  livid  veins,  like 
blue  knotted  cordage,  protruded  upon  his  forehead  ;  the  eye 
glared  and  rolled  with  the  light  of  madness,  and  as  he  shook 
and  raved  there  before  them,  no  dream  ever  conjured  up 
a  spectacle  more  appalling  ;  he  spit  upon  the  letter — he  tore 
it  into  fragments,  and  with  his  gouty  feet  stamped  it  into  the 
fire. 

There  was  no  extravagance  of  frenzy  which  he  did  not 
enact.  He  tossed  his  arms  into  the  air,  and  dashed  his 
clenched  hands  upon  the  table;  he  stamped,  he  stormed,  he 
howled;  and  as  with  thick  and  furious  utterance  he  volleyed 
forth  his  incoherent  threats,  mandates,  and  curses, .the  foam 
hung  upon  his  blackened  lips. 

"  I'll  bring  .  him  to  the  dust — to  the  earth.  My  very 
menials  shall  spurn  him.  Almighty,  that  he  should  dare 
— trickster — liar — that  he  should  dare  to  practise  upon  me 
this  outrageous  slight.  Ay,  ay — ay,  ay— laugh,  my  lord — 

laugh  on ;  but  by  the ,  this  shall  bring  yon  to  your 

knees,  ay,  and  to  your  grave ;  and  you — you,"  thundered  hp, 
turning  upon  the  awe-struck  and  terrified  young  lady,  "you 
no  doubt  had  your  share  in  this — ay,  you  have — you  have — 

yes,  I  know  you — you — you — hollow,  lying ,  quit  my  house 

— out  with  you — turn  her  out — drive  her  out — away  with 
her." 

As  the  horrible  figure  advanced  towards  her,  the  girl  by  an 
effort  roused  herself  from  the  dreadful  fascination,  and  turning 
from  him,  fled  swiftly  downstairs,  and  fell  fainting  at  the 
parlour  door. 

•Sir  Richard  still  strode  through  his  chamber  with  the  same 
frantic  evidences  of  unabated  fury ;  and  the  Italian — the 
only  remaining  spectator  of  the  hideous  scene — sate  calmly 
in  a  chair  by  the  toilet,  with  his  legs  crossed,  and  his 
countenance  composed  into  a  kind  of  sanctimonious  placidity, 
which,  however,  spite  of  all  his  efforts,  betrayed  at  the 
corners  of  the  mouth,  and  in  the  twinkle  of  the  eye,  a 
certain  enjoyment  of  the  spectacle,  which  was  not  altogether 
consistent  with  the  perfect  affection  which  he  professed  for  his 
master. 

"  Ay,  ay,  my  lord,"  continued  the  baronet,  madly,  "laugh 

on — laugh  while  you  may;  but  by  the ,  you  shall 

gnash  your  teeth  for  this  !  " 

"  What  coning,  old  gentleman  is  mi  Lord  Aspenly — ah ! 
vary,  vary,"  said  the  Italian,  reflectively. 

"  You  shall,   my  lord,"   continued    Sir  Richard,  furiously. 


1 54  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor? 

"  Your  disgrace  shall  be  public — exemplary — the  insult  shall 
recoil  upon  yourself — your  punishment  shall  be  memorable- 
public — tremendous." 

"  Mi  Lord  Aspenly  and  Sir  Richard — both  so  coning,"  con- 
tinued the  Italian — "yees — yees — set  one  thief  to  catch  the 
other." 

The  Neapolitan  had,  no  doubt,  bargained  for  the  indulgence 
of  his  pleasant  humour,  as  usual,  free  of  cost;  but  he  was 
mistaken.  With  the  quickness  of  light,  Sir  Richard  grasped 
a  m-issive  glass  decanter,  full  of  water,  and  hurled  it  at  the 
head  of  his  valet.  Luckily  for  that  gentleman's  brains,  it 
missed  its  object,  and,  alighting  upon  a  huge  mirror,  it 
dashed  it  to  fragments  with  a  stunning  crash.  In  the  ex- 
tremity of  his  fury,  Sir  Richard  grasped  a  heavy  metal  ink- 
stand, and  just  as  the  valet  escaped  through  the  private  door 
of  his  room,  hurled  it,  too,  at  his  head.  Two  such  escapes 
were  quite  enough  for  Signor  Parucci  on  one  evening ;  and 
not  wishing  to  tempt  his  luck  further,  he  ran  nimbly  down 
the  stairs,  leaped  into  his  own  room,  and  bolted  and  double- 
locked  the  door ;  and  thence,  as  the  night  wore  on,  he  still 
heard  Sir  Richard  pacing  up  and  down  his  chamber,  and 
storming  and  raving  in  dreadful  rivalry  with  the  thunder  and 
hurricane  without. 


CHAPTER  XXVIII. 
/ 

THE   THUNDER- STORM — THE    EBONY   STICK— THE   UNSEEN 
VISITANT — TERROR. 

AT  length  the  uproar  in  Sir  Richard's  room  died  away.  The 
hoarse  voice  in  furious  soliloquy,  and  the  rapid  tread  as  he 
paced  the  floor,  were  no  longer  audible.  In  their  stead  was 
heard  alone  the  stormy  wind  rushing  and  yelling  through  the 
old  trees,  and  at  intervals  the  deep  volleying  thunder.  In  the 
midst  of  this  hubbub  the  Italian  rubbed  his  hands,  tripped 
lightly  up  and  down  his  room,  placed  his  ear  at  the  keyhole, 
and  chuckled  and  rubbed  his  hands  again  in  a  paroxvsm  of 
glee — now  and  again  venting  his  gratification  in  brief  ejacula- 
tions of  intense  delight — the  verv  incarnation  of  the  spirit  of 
mischief. 

The  sounds  in  Sir  Richard's  room  had  ceased  for  two 
hours  or  more  ;  and  the  piping  wind  and  the  deep-mouthed 
thunder  still  roared  and  rattled.  The  Neapolitan  was  too 
much  excited  to  slumber.  He  continued,  therefore,  to  pace 
the  floor  of  his  chamber — sometimes  gazing  through  his 


The  Thunder-storm.  155 

window  upon  the  black  stormy  sky  and  the  blue  lightning, 
which  leaped  in  blinding  flashes  across  its  darkness,  revealing 
for  a  moment  the  ivied  walls,  and  the  tossing  trees,  and  the 
fields  and  hills,  which  were  as  instantaneously  again 
swallowed  in  the  blackness  of  the  tempestuous  night ;  and 
then  turning  from  the  casement,  he  would  plant  himself  by 
the  door,  and  listen  with  eager  curiosity  for  any  sound  from 
Sir  Richard's  room. 

As  we  have  said  before,  several  hours  had  passed,  and  all 
had  long  been  silent  in  the  baronet's  apartment,  when  on  a 
sudden  Parucci  thought  Ire  heard  the  sharp  and  well-known 
knocking  of  his  patron's  ebony  stick  upon  the  floor.  He  ran 
and  listened  at  his  own  door.  The  sound  was  repeated  with 
unequivocal  and  vehement  distinctness,  and  was  instantane- 
ously followed  by  a  prolonged  and  violent  peal  from  his 
master's  hand-bell.  The  summons  was  so  sustained  and 
vehement,  that  the  Italian  at  length  cautiously  withdrew  the 
bolt,  unlocked  the  door,  and  stole  out  upon  the  lobby.  So 
far  from  abating,  the  sound  grew  louder  and  louder.  On  tip- 
toe he  scaled  the  stairs,  until  he  reached  to  about  the  midway  ; 
and  he  there  paused,  for  he  heard  his  master's  voice  exerted  in 
a  tone  of  terrified  entreaty, — 

"  Not  now — not  now — a  vaunt — not  now.  Oh,  God ! — help," 
cried  the  well-known  voice. 

These  words  were  followed  by  a  crash,  as  of  some  heavy 
body  springing  from  the  bed — then  a  rush  upon  the  floor — 
then  another  crash. 

The  voice  was  hushed  ;  but  in  its  stead  the  wild  storm 
made  a  long  and  plaintive  moan,  and  the  listener's  heart 
turned  cold. 

"Malora — Corpo  di  Pluto!  "  muttered  he  between  his  teeth. 
"  What  is  it  ?  Will  he  reeng  again  ?  Santo gennaro  / — there 
is  something  wrong." 

He  paused  in  fearful  curiosity ;  but  the  summons  was  not 
repeated.  Five  minutes  passed ;  and  yet  no  sound  but  the 
howling  and  pealing  of  the  storm.  Parucci,  with  a  beating 
heart,  ascended  the  stairs  and  knocked  at  the  door  of  his 
patron's  chamber.  No  answer  was  returned. 

"  Sir  Richard,  Sir  Richard,"  cried  the  man,  "do  you  want 
me,  Sir  Richard  ?  " 

Still  no  answer.  He  pushed  open  the  door  and  entered.  A 
candle,  wasted  to  the  very  socket,  stood  upon  a  table  beside 
the  huge  hearse-like  bed,  which,  for  the  convenience  of  the 
invalid,  had  been  removed  from  his  bed-chamber  to  his 
dressing-room.  The  light  was  dim,  and  waved  uncertainly  in 
the  eddies  which  found  their  way  through  the  chinks  of  the 
window,  so  that  the  lights  and  shadows  flitted  ambiguously 
across  the  objects  in  the  room.  At  the  end  of  the  bed  a  table 


1 56  The  "Cock  and  Anchor'.' 

had  been  upset ;  and  lying  near  it  npon  the  floor  was  some- 
thing— a  heap  of  bed-clothes,  or — could  it  be? — yes,  it  was  Sir 
Richard  Ashwoode. 

Parncci  approached  the  prostrate  figure:  it  was  lying  upon 
its  back,  the  countenance  fixed  and  livid,  the  eyes  staring  and 
glazed,  and  the  jaw  fallen — he  was  a  corpse.  The  Italian 
stooped  down  and  took  the  hand  of  the  dead  man — it  was 
already  cold ;  h«  called  him  by  his  name  and  shook  him,  but 
all  in  vain.  There  lay  the  cunning  intriguer,  the  fierce,  fiery 
prodigal,  the  impetuous,  unrelenting  tyrant,  the  unbelieving, 
reckless  man  of  the  world,  a  ghastly  lump  of  clay. 

With  strange  emotions  the  Neapolitan  gazed  upon  the 
lifeless  effigy  from  which  the  evil  tenant  had  been  so  suddenly 
and  fearfully  called  to  its  eternal  and  unseen  abode. 

"  Gone — dead — all  over — all  past,"  muttered  he,  slowly, 
while  he  preBsed  his  foot  upon  the  dead  body,  as  if  to  satisfy 
himself  that  life  was  indeed  extinct — ''  quite  gone.  Canchero  ! 
it  was  ugly  death — there  was  something  with  him  ;  what  was 
he  speaking  with  ?  " 

Parucci  walked  to  the  door  leading  to  the  great  staircase, 
but  found  it  bolted  as  usual. 

"  Pshaw  !  there  was  nothing,"  said  he,  looking  fearfully 
round  the  room  as  he  approached  the  body  again,  and  repeating 
the  negative  as  if  to  reassure  himself — "no,  no — nothing, 
nothing." 

He  gazed  again  on  the  awful  spectacle  in  silence  for  several 
minutes. 

"  Corbezzoli,  and  so  it  is  over,"  at  length  he  ejaculated — 
"  the  game  is  ended.  See,  see,  the  breast  is  bare,  and  there 
the  two  marks  of  Aldini's  stiletto.  Ah  !  briccone,  briccone, 
what  wild  laylow  were  you — -panzanera,fot  a  pretty  ankle 
and  a  pair  of  black  eyes,  you  would  dare  the  devil.  Rotto  di 
collo,  his  fnce  is  moving! — pshaw!  it  is  only  the  light  that 
wavers.  Diamine !  the  face  is  terrible.  \Vhat  made  him 
speak  ?  nothing  was  with  him — pshaw  !  nothing  could  come 
to  him  here — no,  no,  nothing." 

As  he  thus  spoke,  the  wind  swept  vehemently  upon  the 
windows  with  a  sound  as  if  some  great  thing  had  rushed 
against  them,  and  was  pressing  for  admission,  and  the  gust 
blew  out  the  candle;  the  blast  died  away  in  a  lengthened 
wail,  and  then  again  came  rushing  and  howling  up  to  the 
windows,  as  if  the  very  prince  of  the  powers  of  the  air  himself 
were  thundering  at  the  casement ;  then  again  the  blue 
dazzling  lightning  glared  into  the  room  and  gave  place  to 
deeper  darkness. 

"Pah!  that  lightning  smells  like  brimstone.  Sangue  d'un 
dua,  I  hear  something  in  the  room." 

Yielding  to  his  terrors,  Parucci  stumbled  to  the  door  open- 


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iner  upon  the  great  lobby,  and  with  cold  and  trembling  fingers 
drawing  the  bolt,  sprang  to  the  stairs  and  shouted  for 
assistance  in  a  tone  which  speedily  assembled  half  the  house- 
hold in  the  chamber  of  death. 


CHAPTER   XXIX. 

THE  CRONES — THE  COKPSE,  AND  THE  SHARPER. 

HAGGARD,  exhausted,  and  in  no  very  pleasant  temper,  Henry 
Ashwoode  rode  up  the  aveuue  of  Morley  Court. 

"  I  shall  have  a  blessed  conference  with  my  father,"  thought 
he,  "  when  he  learns  the  fate  of  the  thousand  pounds  I  was  to 

have  brought  him — a  pleasant  interview,  by .  How  shall 

I  open  it  ?  He'll  be  no  better  than  a  Bedlamite.  By ,  a 

pretty  hot  kettle  of  fish  this — but  through  it  I  must  flounder 
as  best  I  may — curse  it,  what  am  I  afraid  of  ?  " 

Thus  muttering,  he  leaped  from  the  saddle,  leaving  the 
well-trained  steed  to  make  his  way  to  the  stable,  and  entered 
at  the  half  open  door.  In  the  hall  he  encountered  a  servant, 
but  was  too  much  occupied  by  his  own  busy  reflections  to 
observe  the  earnest,  awe-struck  countenance  of  the  old 
domestic. 

"  Mr.  Henry — Mr.  Henry — stay,  sir — stay — one  moment," 
said  the  man,  following  and  endeavouring  to  detain  him. 

Ashwoode,  however,  without  heeding  the  interruption, 
hastened  by  him,  and  mounted  the  stairs  with  long  and  rapid 
strides,  resolved  not  unnecessarily  to  defer  the  interview 
which  he  believed  must  come  sooner  or  later.  He  opened  Sir 
Richard's  door,  and  entered  the  chamber.  He  looked  round 
the  room  for  the  object  of  his  search  in  vain;  but  to  his 
unmeasured  astonishment,  beheld  instead  three  old  shrivelled 
hags  seated  by  the  hearth,  who  all  rose  upon  his  entrance, 
except  one,  who  was  warming  something  in  a  saucepan  upon 
the  fire,  and  each  and  all  resumed  respectively  the  visages  of 
woe  which  best  became  the  occasion. 

"Eh!  How  is  this?  What  brings  you  here,  nurse  P " 
exclaimed  the  young  man,  in  a  tone  of  startled  curiosity. 

The  old  lady  whom  he  addressed  thought  it  advisable  to 
weep,  and  instead  of  returning  any  answer,  covered  her  face 
with  her  apron,  turned  away  her  head,  and  shook  her  palsied 
hand  towards  him  with  a  gesture  which  was  meant  to  express 
the  mute  anguish  of  unutterable  sorrow. 

"  What  is  it  ?  "  said  Ashwoode.  "  Are  you  all  tongue-tied  ? 
Speak,  some  of  you." 


1 5  8  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor? 

"  Oh,  musha !  musha  !  the  crathur,"  observed  the  second 
witch,  with  a  most  lugubrious  shake  of  the  head,  "but  it  is  he 
that's  to  be  pitied.  Oh,  wisha — wisha — wiristhroo  !  " 

"  What  the  d 1  ails  you  ?  Can't  you  speak  out  ?  Where's 

my  father  r "  repeated  the  young  man,  with  impatient 
perplexity. 

"  With  the  blessed  saints  in  glory,"  replied  the  third  hag, 
giving  the  saucepan  a  slight  whisk  to  prevent  the  contents 
from  burniner,  "  and  if  ever  there  was  an  angel  on  earth,  he 
was  one.  Well,  well,  he  has  his  reward— that's  one  comfort, 
sure.  The  crown  of  glory,  with  the  holy  apostles — it's  he's  to 
be  envied — up  in  heaven,  though  he  wint  mighty  suddint, 
surely." 

This  was  followed  by  a  kind  of  semi -dolorous  shake  of  the 
head,  in  which  the  three  old  women  joined. 

With  a  hurried  step,  young  Ashwoode  strode  to  the  bedside, 
drew  the  curtain,  and  gazed  upon  the  sharp  and  fixed  features 
of  the  corpse,  as  it  leered  with  unclosed  eyes  from  among  the 
bed-clothes.  It  would  not  have  been  easy  to  analyze  the 
feelings  with  which  he  looked  upon  this  spectacle.  A  kind  of 
incredulous  horror  sate  upon  his  compressed  features.  He 
touched  the  hand,  which  rested  stiffly  upon  the  coverlet,  as  if 
doubtful  that  the  old  man,  whom  he  had  so  long  feared  and 
obeyed,  was  actually  dead.  The  cold,  dull  touch  that  met  his 
was  not  to  be  mistaken,  and  he  gazed  fixedly  with  that  awful 
curiosity  with  which  in  death  the  well-known  features  of  a 
familiar  face  are  looked  on.  There  lay  the  being  whose  fierce 
passions  had  been  to  him  from  his  earliest  days  a  source  of 
habitual  fear — in  childhood,  even  of  terror — henceforth  to  be 
no  more  to  him  than  a  thing  which  had  never  been.  There 
lay  the  scheming,  busy  head,  but  what  availed  all  its  calcula- 
tions and  its  cunning  now  !  No  more  thought  or  power  has 
it  than  the  cushion  on  which  it  stiffly  rests.  There  lies  the 
proud,  worldly,  unforgiving,  violent  man,  a  senseless  effigy  of 
cold  clay — a  grim,  impassive  monument  of  the  recent  presence 
of  the  unearthly  visitant. 

"It's  a  beautiful  corpse,  if  the  eyes  were  only  shut," 
observed  one  of  the  crones,  approaching ;  "  a  purty  corpse  as 
ever  was  stretched." 

"  The  hands  is  very  handsome  entirely,"  observed  another 
of  them,  "  and  so  small,  like  a  lady's." 

"  It's  himself  was  the  good  master,"  observed  the  old  nurse, 
with  a  slow  shake  of  the  head ;  "  the  likes  of  him  did  not 
thread  in  shoe  leather.  Oh !  but  my  heart's  sore  for  you  this 
day,  Misther  Harry." 

Thus  speaking,  with  a  good  deal  of  screwing  and  puckering, 
she  succeeded  in  squeezing  a  tear  from  one  eye,  like  the  last 
drop  from  an  exhausted  lemon,  and  suffering  it  to  rest  upon 


The  Crones.  1 59 

her  cheek,  that  it  might  not  escape  observation,  she  looked 
round  with  a  most  pity-moving  visage  upon  her  companions, 
and  an  expression  of  face  which  said  as  plainly  as  words, 
"  What  a  faithful,  attached,  old  creature  lam,  and  how  well  I 
deserve  any  little  token  of  regard  which  Sir  .Richard's  will 
may  have  bequeathed  me." 

*'  Ah  !  then,  look  at  him,"  said  the  matron  of  the  saucepan, 
gazing  with  the  most  touching  commiseration  upon  Henry 
Ashwoode,  "  see  how  he  looks  at  it.  Oh,  but  it's  he  that 
adored  him !  Oh,  the  crathur,  what  will  he  do  this  day  ? 
Look  at  him  there — he's  an  orphan  now — God  help  him." 

"  Be  off  with  yourselves,  and  leave  me  here,"  said  Henry 
(now  Sir  Henry)  Ashwoode,  turning  sharply  upon  them. 
"  Send  me  some  one  that  can  speak  a  word  of  sense :  call 
Parucci  here,  and  get  out  of  the  room  every  one  of  you — 
away ! " 

With  abundance  of  muttering  and  grumbling,  and  many  an 
indignant  toss  of  the  head,  and  many  a  dignified  sniff,  the  old 
women  hobbled  from  the  room;  and  Henry  Ashwoode  had 
hardly  been  left  alone,  when  the  small  private  door  com- 
municating with  Parucci's  apartment,  opened,  and  the  valet 
peeped  in. 

"  Come  in — come  in,  Jacopo,"  said  the  young  man  ;  "  come 
in,  and  close  the  door.  When  did  this  happen?" 

The  Neapolitan  recounted  briefly  the  events  which  we  have 
already  recorded. 

"  It  was  a  fit — some  sudden  seizure,"  said  the  young  man, 
glancing  at  the  features  of  the  corpse. 

"Yes,  vary  like,  vary  like,"  said  Parucci;  "he  used  to 
complain  sometimes  that  his  head  was  sweeming  round,  and 
pains  and  aches  ;  but  there  was  something  more — something 
more." 

"What  do  you  mean? — don't  speak  riddles,"  said  Ash- 
woode. 

"  1  mean  this,  then,"  replied  the  Italian  ;  "  something  came 
to  him — something  was  in  the  room  when  he  died." 

"  How  do  you  know  that  ?  "  inquired  the  young  man. 

"I  heard  him  talking  loudly  with  it,"  replied  he — "talking 
and  praying  it  to  go  away  from  him." 

"  Why  did  you  not  come  into  the  room  yourself  ?  "  asked 
Ashwoode. 

"  So  I  did,  Diamine,  so  I  did,"  replied  he. 

"  Well,  what  saw  you  ?  " 

"Nothing  bote  Sir  Kichard,  dead — quite  dead;  and  the  far 
door  was  bolted  inside,  just  so  as  he  always  used  to  do;  and 
when  the  candle  went  ont,  the  thing  was  here  again.  I  heard 
it  myself,  as  sure  as  I  ain  leeving  man — I  heard  it — close  up 
with  me — by  the  body." 


160  The  "Cock  and  Anchor:' 

11  Tut,  tut,  man  ;  speak  sense.  Do  you  mean  to  say  that 
anyone  talked  with  you  ?  "  said  Ashwoode. 

"  I  mean  this,  that  something  was  in  the  chamber  with  me 
beside  the  dead  man,"  replied  the  valet,  doggedly.  "I  heard 
it  with  my  own  ears.  Zucche  !  I  moste  'av  benn  deaf,  if  I  did 
not  hear  it.  It  said  '  hish,'  and  then  agaiu,  close  up  to  my 
face,  it  said  it — '  hish,  hish,'  and  laughed  below  its  breath. 
Pah  !  the  place  smelt  of  brimstone." 

"  In  plain  terms,  then,  you  believe  that  the  devil  was  in  the 
room  ;  is  that  it  ?  "  said  Ashwoode,  with  a  ghastly  smile  of 
contempt. 

"  Oh  !  no,"  replied  the  servant,  with  a  sneer  as  ghastly ;  "  it 
was  an  angel,  of  course — an  angel  from  heaven." 

"  No  more  of  this  folly,  sirrah,"  said  Ashwoode,  sharply. 

'*  Your  own  d d  cowardice  fills  your  brain  with  these  fancies. 

Here,  give  me  the  keys,  and  show  me  where  the  papers  are 
laid.  I  shall  first  examine  the  cabinets  here,  and  then  in  the 
library.  Now  open  this  one ;  and  do  you  hear,  Parucci,  not 
one  word  of  this  cock-and-bull  story  of  yours  to  the  servants. 
Good  God !  my  brain's  unsettled.  I  can  scarcely  believe  my 
father  dead — dead,"  and  again  he  stood  by  the  bedside,  and 
looked  upon  the  still  face  of  the  corpse. 

"  We  must  send  for  Craven  at  once,''  said  Ashwoode,  turn- 
ing from  the  bed  ;  "  I  must  confer  with  him  ;  he  knows  better 
than  anyone  else  how  all  my  father's  affairs  stand.  There  are 
some  d -d  bills  ont,  I  believe,  but  we'll  soon  know." 

Having  despatched  an  urgent  note  to  Craven,  the  in- 
sinuating attorney,  to  whom  we  have  already  introduced  the 
reader,  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  proceeded  roughly  to  examine 
the  contents  of  boxes,  escritoires,  and  cabinets  filled  with 
dusty  papers,  and  accompanied  and  directed  in  his  search  by 
the  Italian. 

*'  You  never  heard  him  mention  a  will,  did  you  ?  "  inquired 
the  young  man. 

The  Neapolitan  shook  his  head. 

"  You  did  not  know  of  his  making  one  ?  "  he  resumed. 

"  No,  no,  I  cannot  remember,"  said  the  Italian,  reflectively  ; 
"  but,"  he  added  quickly,  while  a  peculiar  meaning  lit  up  the 
piercing  eyes  which  he  turned  upon  the  interrogator — "  but 
do  you  weesh  to  find  one?  Maybe  I  could  help  you  to  fiud 
one." 

"  Pshaw!  folly  ;  what  dp  you  take  me  for?  "  retorted  Ash- 
woode, slightly  colouring,  in  spite  of  his  habitual  insensibility, 
for  Parucci  was  too  intimate  with  his  principles  for  him  to 
assume  ignorance  of  his  meaning.  "  Why  the  devil  should  I 
wish  to  find  a  will,  since  I  inherit  everything  without  it  ?  " 

"  Signer,"  said  the  little  man,  after  an  interval  of  silence, 
during  which  he  seemed  absorbed  in  deep  reflection,  "1  have 


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moche  to  say  about  what  I  shall  do  with  mvself,  and  some 
things  to  ask  from  you.  I  will  begin  and  end  it  here  and  now 
— it  is  best  over  at  once.  I  have  served  Sir  Richard  there  for 
thirty-four  years.  I  have  served  him  well — vary  well.  I  have 
taught  him  great  secrets.  I  have  won  great  abundance  ot' 
good  moneys  for  him  ;  if  he  was  not  reech  it  is  not  my  fault. 
I  attend  him  through  his  sickness;  and  'av  been  his  companion 
for  the  half  of  a  long  life.  What  else  I  'av  done  for  him  E 
need  not  count  np,  but  most  of  it  you  know  well.  Sir 
Kichard  is  there — dead  and  gone — the  service  is  ended,  and 
now  I  'av  resolved  I  will  go  back  again  to  Italy — to  Naples — 
where  I  was  born.  You  shall  never  hear  of  me  any  more  if 
yon  will  do  for  me  one  little  thing." 

"  What  is  it? — <*pe*k  out.  You  want  to  extort  money — is 
it  so?  "  said  Ashwoode,  slowly  and  sternly. 

"  I  want,"  continued  the  man,  with  equal  distinctness  and 
deliberateness,  "  I  want  one  thousand  pounds.  I  do  not  ask  a 
penny  more,  and  I  will  not  take  a  penny  less;  and  if  you  give 
me  that,  I  will  never  trouble  you  m^re  with  word  of  mine — 
you  will  never  hear  or  see  honest  Jacopo  Parmxji  any  mere." 

"  Come,  come,  Jacopo,  that  were  paying  a  little  too  dear, 
even  for  such  a  luxury,"  replied  Ashwoocle.  "  A  thousand 
pounds  !  Ha  !  ha  !  A  modest  request,  truly.  I  half  suspect 
your  brain  is  a  little  crazed." 

"  Remember  what  I  have  done — all  I  have  done  for  him," 
rejoined  the  Italian,  coolly.  "And  above  all,  remember  what 
I  have  not  done  for  him.  I  could  have  had  him  hanged  up  by 
the  neck — hanged  like  a  dog — but  I  never  did.  Oh!  no,  never 
—though  not  a  day  went  by  that  I  might  not  'av  brought  the 
house  full  of  officers,  and  have  him  away  to  jail  and  get  him 
hanged.  Eemember  all  that,  signer,  and  say  is  it  in  conscience 
too  moche  ?—rotta  di  collo  !  It  is  not  half — no,  nor  quarter 
so  moche  as  I  ought  to  ask.  No,  nor  as  you  ought  to  give, 
signor,  without  ine  to  ask  at  all." 

"  Parucci,  you  are  either  mad  or  drunk,  or  take  me  to  be 
so,"  said  Ashwoode,  who  could  n  >t  feel  quite  comfortable  in 
disputing  the  claims  of  the  Italian,  nor  secure  in  provoking 
his  anger.  "  But  at  all  events,  there  is  ample  time  to  talk 
about  these  matters.  We  can  settle  it  all  more  at  our  ease  in 
a  week  or  so." 

"  No,  no,  signor.  I  will  have  my  answer  now,"  replied  the 
man,  doggedly.  "  Mr.  Craven  has  money  now — the  money  of 
Miss  Mary's  land  that  Sir  Richard  got  from  her.  But  though 
the  money  is  there  notu,  in  a  week  or  leetle  more  we  will  not 
see  moche  of  it,  and  my  pocket  weel  remain  aimpty — corbez- 
zolif  am  I  a  fool?" 

"  I  tell  you,  Parucci,  I  will  give  you  no  promises  now,"  ex- 
claimed the  young  man,  vehemently.  ."  Why,  d it,  the 

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1 62  The  "Cock  and  Anchor? 

blood  is  hardly  cold  in  the  old  man's  vein?,  and  you  begin  to 
pester  me  for  money.     Can't  yon  wait  till  he's  buried  ?  " 

"  Ay — yees — yees — wait  till  he's  buried — and  then  wait  till 
the  mourning's  off — and  then  wait  for  something  more,"  said 
the  Neapolitan,  with  a  sneer,  "  and  so  wait  on  till  the  money's 
all  spent.  No,  no,  signor — corpo  di  Bacco  f  I  will  have  it 
now.  I  will  have  my  answer  now,  before  Mr.  Craven  comes — 
giuro  di  Dio,  I  will  have  my  answer." 

"  Don't  talk  like  a  madman,  Parucci,  replied  the  young 
man,  angrily.  "I  have  no  money  here.  I  will  make  no 
promises.  And  besides,  your  request  is  perfectly  ridiculous 
and  unconscionable." 

"  I  ask  for  a  thousand  pounds,"  replied  the  valet.  "  I  roust 
have  the  promise  now,  signer,  and  the  money  to-day.  If  you 
do  not  promise  it  here  and  at  once,  I  will  not  ask  again, 
and  maybe  you  weel  be  sorry.  I  will  take  one  thousand 
pounds.  I  want  no  more,  and  I  accept  no  less.  Signor,  your 
answer." 

There  was  a  cool,  menacing  insolence  in  the  manner  of  the 
fellow  which  stung  the  pride  of  the  young  baronet  to  the 
quick. 

"  Scoundrel,"  said  he,  "  do  you  think  I  am  to  be  bullied  by 
your  audacious  threats?  Do  you  dream  that  I  am  weak 
enough  to  suffer  a  wretch  like  you  to  practise  his  extortions 

upon  me?     By ,  you'll  find  to  your  co4  that  you  Have 

no  longer  to  deal  with  a  master  who  is  in  your  power.  What 
care  I  for  your  utmost  ?  Do  your  worst,  miscreant — I  defy 
you.  I  warn  you  only  to  beware  of  giving  an  undue  license 
to  your  foul,  lying  tongue — for  if  I  find  that  you  have  been 
spreading  yonr  libellous  tales  abroad,  I'll  have  you  pilloried 
and  whipped." 

"  Well,  you  'av  given  me  an  answer,"  replied  the  Italian 
coolly.  "  I  weel  ask  no  more ;  and  now,  signor,  farewell — 
adieu.  I  think,  perhaps,  you  will  hear  of  me  again.  I  will 
not  return  here  any  more  after  I  go  out ;  and  so,  for  the  last 
time,"  he  continued,  approaching  the  cold  form  which  lay  upon 
the  bed,  "  farewell  to  you,  Sir  Richard  Ashwoode.  While 
I  am  alive  I  will  never  see  your  face  again — perhaps,  if  holy 
friars  tell  true,  we  may  meet  again.  Till  then — till  then — 
farewell." 

With  this  strange  speech  the  Neapolitan,  having  gazed  for 
a  brief  space,  with  a  strange  expression,  in  which  was  a  dash 
of  something  very  nearly  approaching  to  sorrow,  upon  the 
stern,  moveless  face  before  him,  and  then  with  an  effort,  and 
one  long-drawn  sigh,  having  turned  away,  deliberately  with- 
drew from  the  room  through  the  small  door  which  led  to  his 
own  apartment. 

"  The  lazzarone  will  come  to  himself  in  a  little,"  muttered 


Sky -Copper  Court.  163 

Ashwoode ;    he  will  think  twice  before  he  leaves  this  place — 
he'll  cool — he'll  cool." 

Thus  soliloquizing,  the  young  man  locked  up  the  presses 
and  desks  which  he  had  opened,  bolted  the  door  after  the 
Italian,  and  hurried  from  the  room  ;  for,  sonuhow  or  other, 
he  felt  uneasy  and  fearful  alone  in  the  chamber  with  the 
body. 


CHAPTER  XXX. 

8RY-COPPEE    COURT. 

UPON  the  evening  of  the  same  day,  the  Italian  having  col- 
lected together  the  few  movables  which  he  called  his  own,  and 
left  them  ready  for  removal  in  the  chamber  which  he  had  for 
so  long  exclusively  occupied,  might  have  been  seen,  emerging 
from  the  old  manor-house,  and  with  a  small  parcel  in  his  hand, 
wending  his  solitary,  moon-lit  way  across  the  broad  wooded 
pasture-lands  of  Morley  Court.  Without  turning  to-look  back 
upon  the  familiar  scene,  which  he  was  now  for  ever  leaving — 
fur  all  his  faculties  and  feelings,  such  as  they  were,  had  busy 
occupation  in  the  measures  of  revenge  which  he  was  keenly 
pursuing,  he  crossed  the  little  stile  which  terminated  the 
pathway  he  was  following,  and  descended  upon  the  public 
road — shaking  from  his  hat  and  cloak  the  heavy  drops,  which 
in  his  progress  the  close  uuderwood  through  which  he  brushed 
had  sited  upon  him.  With  a  quickened  pace,  and  with  a  stern, 
almost  a  savage  countenance,  over  which  from  time  to  time 
there  flitted  a  still  more  ominous  smile,  and  muttering  be- 
tween his  teeth  many  a  sbort  and  vehement  apostrophe  as  he 
went,  he  held  his  way  directly  toward  the  city  of  Dublin; 
and  once  within  the  streets,  he  was  not  long  in  reaching  the 
ancient,  and  by  this  time  to  the  reader,  familiar  mansion,  over 
whose  portal  swung  the  glittering  sign  of  the  "  Cock  and 
Anchor." 

"Now,  then,"  thought  Parucci,  "let  us  see  whether  I  have 
not  one  card  left,  and  that  a  trump.  What,  because  I  wear 
no  sword  myself,  shall  you  escape  unpunished  ?  Fool — mis- 
creant, I  will  this  night  conjure  up  such  an  avenger  as  will 
appal  even  you ;  I  will  send  him  with  a  thousand  atrocious 
wrocgs  upon  his  head,  frantic  into  your  presence — you  had 
better  cope  with  an  actual  incarnate  demon." 

Such  were  the  exulting  thoughts  which  lighted  the  features 
of  Parucci  with  a  fitful  smile  of  singular  grimness  as  he 
entered  the  inn  yard,  where  meeting  one  of  the  waiters,  he 

M  2 


164  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

promptly  inquired  for  O'Connor.  To  his  dismay,  however,  tie 
learnt  that  that  gentleman  had  quitted  the  "  Cock  arid 
Anchor5'  on  the  day  before,  and  whither  he  had  gone,  none 
conld  inform  him.  As  he  stood,  pondering  in  bitter  dis- 
appointment what  step  was  next  to  be  taken,  somebody 
tapped  his  shoulder  smartly  from  behind.  He  turned,  and 
beheld  the  square  form  and  swarthy  features  of  O'Hanlon, 
whose  interview  with  O'Connor  is  recorded  early  in  these 
pages.  After  a  few  brief  questions  and  answers,  in  which, 
by  a  reference  to  the  portly  proprietor  of  the  "  Cock  and 
Anchor,"  who  vouched  for  the  accuracy  of  his  representations, 
O'Hanlon  satisfied  the  vindictive  foreigner  that  he  might 
safely  communicate  the  subject  of  his  intended  communica- 
tion to  him,  as  to  the  sure  friend  of  Mr.  O'Connor.  Both 
personages,  Parucci  and  O'Hanlon — or,  as  he  was  there  called, 
Dwyer — repaired  to  a  private  room,  where  they  remained 
closeted  for  fully  half  an  hour.  That  interview  had  its  con- 
sequences— consequences  of  which  sooner  or  later  the  reader 
shall  fully  hear,  and  which  were  perhaps  somewhat  unlike 
those  calculated  upon  by  honest  Jacopo. 

It  is  not  necessary  to  detain  the  reader  with  a  description  of 
the  ceremonial  which  conducted  the  mortal  remains  of  Sir 
Henry  Ashwoode  to  the  grave.  It  is  enough  to  say  that  if 
pomp  and  pageantry,  lavished  upon  the  fleeting  tenement  of 
clay  which  it  has  deserted,  can  delight  the  departed  spirit, 
that  of  the  deceased  baronet  was  happy.  The  funeral  was  an 
aristocratic  procession,  well  worthy  of  the  rank  and  pre- 
tensions of  the  distinguished  dead,  and  in  numbers  and  eclat 
such  as  to  satisfy  even  the  exactions  of  Irish  pride. 

Carriages  and  four  were  there  in  abundance,  and  others  of 
lesser  note  without  number.  Outriders,  and  footmen,  and 
corpulent  coachmen  filled  the  court  and  avenue  of  the  manor, 
and  crowded  its  hall,  where  refreshments  enough  for  a  garri- 
son were  heaped  together  upon  the  tables.  The  funeral 
feasting  and  revelry  finished,  the  enormous  mob  of  coaches, 
horses,  and  lacqueys  began  to  arrange  itself,  and  assume 
something  like  order.  The  great  velvet-covered  coffin  was 
carried  out  upon  the  shoulders  of  six  footmeu,  staggering 
under  the  leaden  load,  and  was  laid  in  the  hearse.  The  high- 
born company,  dressed  in  the  fantastic  trappings  of  mourniny, 
began  to  show  themselves  one  by  one,  or  in  groups,  at  the 
hall-door,  and  took  their  places  in  their  respective  vehicles; 
and  'at  length  the  enormous  volume  began  to  uncoil,  and 
gradually  passing  down  the  great  avenue,  and  winding  along 
the  road,  to  proceed  toward  the  city,  covering  from  the  com'u 
to  the  last  carriage  a  space  of  more  than  a  mile  in  length. 

The  body  was  laid  in  the  aisle  of  St.  Audoen's  Church,  and 
a  comely  monument,  recording  in  eloquent  periods  the  virtues 


Sky-Copper  Court.  165 

of  the  deceased,  was  reared  by  the  piety  of  his  son.  The  aisle, 
however,  in  which  it  stood,  is  now  a  roofless  ruin  ;  and  this, 
along  with  many  a  more  curious  relic,  has  crumbled  into  dust 
from  its  time-worn  wall :  so  that  there  now  remains,  except  in 
these  idle  pages,  no  record  to  tell  posterity  that  so  important 
a  personage  as  Sir  Richard  Ashwoode  ever  existed  at  all. 

Of  all  who  donned  "  the  customary  suit  of  solemn  black  " 
upon  the  death  of  Sir  Richard  Ashwoode,  but  one  human 
being  felt  a  pang  of  sorrow.  But  there  was  one  whose  grief 
was  real  aud  poignant — one  who  mourned  for  him  as  though 
he  had  been  all  that  was  fond  and  tender — who  forgot  and 
forgave  all  his  faults  and  failings,  and  remembered  only  that 
he  had  b^en  her  father  and  she  his  child,  and  companion, 
and  gentle,  patient  nurse-tender  through  many  an  hour  of 
pain  and  sickm- ss.  Mary  wept  for  his  death  bitterly  for  many 
a  day  and  night ;  for  all  that  he  had  ever  done  or  said  to 
give  her  pain,  her  noble  nature  found  entire  forgiveness,  and 
every  look,  and  smile,  and  word,  and  tone  that  had  ever  borne 
the  semblance  of  kindness,  were  all  treasured  in  her  memory, 
and  all  called  up  again  in  affectionate  and  sorrowful  review. 
Seldom  indeed  bad  the  hard  nature  of  Sir  Richard  evinced 
even  such  transient  indications  ot  tenderness,  and  when  they 
did  appear  they  were  btill  more  rarely  genuine.  But  Mary 
felt  that  an  object  of  her  kindly  care  and  companionship  was 
gone — a  familiar  face  tor  ever  hidden — one  of  the  only  two 
who  were  near  to  her  in  the  ties  of  blood,  departed  to  return 
no  more,  and  with  all  the  deep,  strong  yearnings  of  kindred, 
she  wept  and  mourned  after  her  lather. 

Emily  Copland  had  left  Morley  Court  and  was  now  residing 
with  her  gay  relative,  Lady  Stukely,  so  that  poor  Mary  was 
left  almost  entirely  alone,  and  her  brother,  Sir  Henry,  was  so 
immersed  in  business  and  papers  that  she  scarcely  saw  him 
even  for  a  moment  except  while  he  swallowed  bis  hasty  meals  ; 
aud  sooth  to  say,  his  thoughts  were  not  much  oftener  with 
her  than  his  person. 

Though,  as  the  reader  is  no  doubt  fully  aware,  Sir  Henry's 
grief  for  the  loss  of  his  parent  was  by  no  means  of  that 
violent  kind  which  refuses  to  be  comforted,  yet  he  was  too 
chary  of  the  world'.s  opinion,  as  well  as  too  punctilious  an 
observer  of  etiquette,  to  make  the  cheerfulness  of  his  re- 
signation under  this  dispensation  startlingly  apparent  by  any 
overt  act  of  levity  or  indifference.  Sir  Henry,  however,  must 
see  Gordon  Chancey  ;  he  must  ascertain  how  much  he  owes 
him,  and  when  it  is  all  payable — facts  of  which  he  has,  if  any, 
the  very  dimmest  and  vaguest  possible  recollection.  Therefore, 
upon  the  very  day  on  which  the  funeral  had  taken  place,  as 
soon  as  the  evening  had  closed,  and  darkness  succeeded  the 
twilight,  the  young  baronet  ordered  hiatruoty  servant  to  bring 


1 66  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

the  horses  to  the  door,  and  then  muffling  himself  iu  his  cloak, 
and  drawing  it  about  his  face,  so  that  even  in  the  reflection  of 
an  accidental  link  he  might  not  by  possibility  be  recognized, 
he  threw  himself  into  the  saddle,  and  telling  his  servant  to 
follow  him,  rode  rapidly  through  the  dense  obscurity  towards 
the  town. 

When  he  had  reached  Whitefriar  Street,  he  checked  his 
pace  to  a  walk,  and  calling  his  attendant  to  his  side,  directed 
him  to  await  his  return  there ;  then  dismounting,  he  threw 
him  the  bridle,  and  proceeded  upon  his  way.  Guided  by 
the  hazy  starlight  and  by  an  occasional  gleam  from  a  shop- 
window  or  tavern-door,  as  well  as  by  the  dusky  glimmer  of 
the  wretched  street  lamps,  the  young  man  directed  his 
course  for  some  way  along  the  open  street,  and  then  turning 
to  the  right  into  a  dark  archway  which  opened  from  it,  he 
found  himself  in  a  small,  square  court,  surrounded  by  tall, 
dingy,  half-ruinous  houses  which  loomed  darkly  around, 
deepening  the  shadows  of  the  night  into  impenetrable  gloom. 
From  some  of  these  dilapidated  tenements  issued  smothered 
sounds  of  quarrelling,  indistinctly  mingled  with  the  crying  of 
children  and  the  shrill  accents  of  angry  females  ;  from  others 
the  sounds  of  discordant  singing  and  riotous  carousal;  while, 
as  far  as  the  eye  could  discern,  few  places  could  have  been 
conceived  with  an  aspect  more  dreary,  forbidding,  and  cut- 
throat, and,  in  all  respects,  more  depressing  and  suspicious. 

"This  is  unquestionably  the  place,"  exclaimed  Ashwoode, 
as  he  stepped  cautiously  over  the  broken  pavement ;  "  there 
is  scarcely  another  like  it  in  this  town  or  any  other;  but 
heshrew  me  if  1  remember  which  is  the  house." 

He  entered  one  of  them,  the  hall-door  of  which  stood  half 
open,  and  through  the  chinks  of  whose  parlour-door  were 
issuing  faint  streams  of  light  and  gruff  sounds  of  talking. 
At  one  of  these  doors  he  knocked  sharply  with  his  whip- 
handle,  and  instantly  the  voices  were  hushed.  After  a 
silence  of  a  minute  or  two,  the  parties  inside  resumed  their 
conversation,  and  Ashwoode  more  impatiently  repeated  his 
summons. 

"There  is  someone  knocking — I  tould  you  there  was," 
exclaimed  a  harsh  voice  from  within.  "  Open  the  doore, 
Corny,  and  take  a  squint." 

The  door  opened  cautiously;  a  great  head,  covered  with 
shaggy  elf-locks,  was  thrust  through  the  aperture,  and  a 
singularly  ill-looking  face,  as  well  as  the  imperfect  light 
would  allow  Ashwoode  to  judge,  was  advanced  towards  his. 
The  fellow  just  opened  the  door  far  enough  to  suffer  the  ray 
of  the  candle  to  fall  upon  the  countenance  of  his  visitant, 
and  staring  suspiciously  into  his  face  for  some  time,  while  he 
held  the  lock  of  the  door  in  his  hand,  he  asked, — 


Sky -Copper  Court.  167 

"  Well,  neighbour,  did  you  rap  at  this  doore  ?  " 

"  Yes,  I  want  to  be  directed  to  Mr.  Chancey's  rooms," 
replied  Ashwoode. 

•'  Misthur  who?"  repeated  the  man. 

"  Mr.  Chancey — Chancey :  he  lives  in  this  court,  and, 
unless  I  am  mistaken,  in  this  house,  or  the  next  to  it," 
rejoined  Ashwoode. 

"  Chancey ;  I  don't  know  him,"  answered  the  man.  "  Do 
you  know  where  Mr.  Chancey  lives,  Garvey  ?  " 

"  Not  I,  nor  don't  care,"  rejoined  the  person  addressed,  with 
a  hoarse  growl,  and  without  taking  the  trouble  to  turn  from 
the  n're,  over  which  he  was  cowering,  with  his  back  toward  the 
door.  "  Slap  the  doore  to,  can't  you  r*  and  don't  keep  gostherin' 
there  all  ni^ht." 

"  No,  he  won't  slap  the  doore,"  exclaimed  the  shrill  voice 
of  a  female.  "I'll  see  the  gentleman  myself.  Well,  sir," 
she  cried,  presenting  a  tall,  raw-boned  figure,  arrayed  <n 
tawdry  rags,  at  the  door,  and  shoving  the  man  with  the 
unkempt  locks  aside,  she  eyed  Ashwoode  with  a  leer  and  a 
grin  that  were  anything  but  inviting — '•  well,  sir,  is  there 
anything  I  can  do  for  yon.  The  chaps  here  is  not  used  to 
quality,  an'  Father  has  a  mighty  ignorant  manner;  but  they 
are  placible  boys,  an'  manes  no  offence.  Who  is  it  you're 
lookin'  for,  sir?" 

"Mr.  Gordon  Chancey:  he  lives  in  one  of  these  houses. 
Can  you  direct  me  to  him  ?  " 

"  No,  we  can't,"  said  the  fellow  from  the  fire,  in  a  savage 
tone.  "  I  tould  you  before.  Won't  you  take  your  answer — 
won't  you?  Slap  that  doore,  Corny,  or  I'll  get  up  to  him 
myself." 

"  Hould  your  tongue,  you  gaol  bird,  won't  you?"  rejoined 
the  female,  in  accents  of  shrill  displeasure.  "Chancey/  is 
not  he  the  counsellor  gentleman ;  he  has  a  yallow  face  an'  a 
down  look,  and  never  has  his  hands  out  of  his  breeches' 
pockets  ?  " 

'•  The  very  man,"  replied  Ashwoode. 

"Well,  sir,  he  does  live  in  this  court:  he  has  the  parlour 
next  doore.  The  street  doore  stands  open — it's  a  lodging- 
house.  One  doore  further  on;  you  can't  miss  him." 

"  Thank  you,  thank  you,"  said  Ashwoode.  "  Good-night." 
And  as  the  door  was  closed  upon  him,  he  heard  the  voices  of 
those  within  raised  in  hot  debate. 

He  stumbled  and  groped  his  way  into  1he  hall  of  the  house 
which  the  gracious  nymph,  to  whom  he  had  just  bidden  fare- 
well, indicatt-d,  and  knocked  stoutly  at  the  parlour-door.  It 
was  opened  by  a  sluttish  girl,  with  bare  feet,  and  a  black  eye, 
which  had  reached  the  green  and  yellow  stage  of  recovery, 
blie  had  probably  been  interrupted  in  the  midst  of  a  spirited 


168 


The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 


altercation  with  the  barrister,  for  ill  humour  and  excitement 
were  unequivocally  glowing  in  her  face. 

Ashwoode  walked  in,  and  found  matters  as  we  shall  describe 
them  in  the  next  chapter. 


CHAPTER  XXXI. 

THE  USURER  AND  THE  OAKEN  BOX. 

THE  room  which  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  entered  was  one  of 
squalid  isorder.  It  was  a  large  apartment,  originally  hand- 
somely wainscoted,  but  damp  and  vermin  had  made  woeful 


havoc  in  the  broad  panels,  and  the  ceiling  was  covered  with 
green  and  black  blotches  of  mildew.  No  carpet  covered  the 
bare  boards,  which  were  strewn  with  fragments  of  papers,  rags, 
splinters  of  an  old  chest,  which  had  been  partially  broken  up 
to  light  the  tire,  and  occasionally  a  potato-skin,  a  bone,  or  an 
old  shoe.  The  furniture  was  scant,  and  no  one  piece  matched 
the  other.  Little  and  bad  as  it  was,  its  distribution  about  the 
room  was  more  comfortless  and  wretched  still.  All  was  dreary 
disorder,  dust,  and  dirt,  and  damp,  and  mildew,  and  rat-holes. 
By  a  large  grate,  scarcely  half  tilled  with  a  pile  of  ashes  and 
a  few  fragments  of  smouldering  turf,  sat  Gordon  Chancey, 


The  Usurer  and  the  Oaken  Box.  169 

the  master  of  this  notable  establishment;  his  arm  rested  upon 
a  dirty  deal  table,  and  his  fingers  played  listlessly  with  a  dull 
and  battered  pewter  goblet,  which  he  had  just  replenishei  from 
a  two-quart  measure  of  strong  beer  which  stood  upon  the 
t-ible,  and  whose  contents  had  dabbled  that  piece  of  furniture 
with  sundry  mimic  lakes  and  rivers.  Unrestrained  by  the 
ungenerous  confinement  of  a  fender,  the  cinders  strayed  over 
the  crocked  hearthstone,  and  even  wandered  to  the  boards 
beyond  it.  Mr.  Gordon  Chancey  was  himself,  too,  rather 
in  deshabille.  He  had  thrown  off  his  shoes,  and  was  in  his 
stockings,  which  were  unfortunately  rather  imperfect  at  the 
extremities.  His  waistcoat  was  unbuttoned,  and  his  cravat 
lay  upon  the  table,  swimming  in  a  sea  of  beer.  As  Ashwoode 
entered,  with  ill-suppressed  disgust,  this  loathly  den,  the 
object  of  his  visit  languidly  turned  his  head  and  his  sleepy 
eyes  over  his  shoulder,  in  the  direction  ot  the  door,  and  with- 
out making  the  smallest  effort  to  rise,  contented  himself  with 
extending  his  hand  along  the  sloppy  table,  pdlm  upwards,  for 
Ashwoode  to  shake,  at  the  same  time  exclaiming,  with  a  drawl 
of  gentle  placidity, — 

"  Oh,  dear — oh,  dear  me  !  Mr.  Ashwoode,  I  declare  to  God 
I  am  very  glad  to  see  you.  Won't  you  sit  down  and  have 
some  beer?  Eliza,  bring  a  cup  for  my  friend,  Mr.  Ashwoode. 
Will  you  take  a  pipe  too?  I  have  some  elegant  tobacco. 
Bring  my  pipe  to  Mr.  Ashwoode,  and  the  little  canister  that 
M'Quirk  left  here  last  night." 

"  I  am  much  obliged  to  you,"  said  Ashwoode,  with  difficulty 
swallowing  his  anger,  and  speaking  with  marked  hauteur,  "  my 
visit,  though  an  unseasonable  one,  is  entirely  one  of  business. 
I  shall  not  give  vou  the  trouble  of  providing  any  refreshment 
for  me  ;  in  a  word,  1  have  neither  time  nor  appetite  for  it.  I 
want  to  learn  exactly  how  you  and  I  stand :  five  minutes  will 
show  me  the  state  of  the  account." 

"  Oh,  dear— oh,  dear  !  and  won't  you  take  any  beer,  then  ? 
it's  elegant  beer,  from  Mr.  M'Gin's  there,  round  the  corner." 

Ashwoode  bit  his  lips,  and  remained  silent. 

"Eliza,  bring  a  chair  for  my  friend,  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode," 
continued  Chancey  ;  "  he  must  be  very  tired — indeed  he  must, 
after  his  long  walk  ;  and  here,  Eliza,  take  the  key  and  open 
the  press,  and  do  you  see,  bring  me  the  little  oak  box  on  the 
second  shelf.  She's  a  very  good  little  girl,  Mr.  Ashwoode,  I 
assure  you.  Eliza  is  a  very  sensible,  good  little  girl.  Oh, 
dear  ! — oh,  dear  !  but  your  father's  death  was  very  sudden  ; 
but  old  chaps  always  goes  off  that  way,  on  short  notice.  Oh, 

dear  me !— I  declare  to ,  only  I  had  a  pain  in  my — (here 

he  mentioned  his  lower  stomach  somewhat  abruptly) — I'd 
have  gone  to  the  funeral  this  morning.  There  was  a  great  lot 
of  coaches,  wasn't  there  ?  '' 


1 70  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

"  Pray,  Mr.  Chancey,"  said  Ashwoode,  preserving  his  temper 
with  an  effort,  "let  ns  proceed  at  once  to  business.  I  am 
pressed  for  time,  and  I  shall  be  glad,  with  as  little  delay  as 
possible,  to  ascertain — what  I  suppose  there  can  be  no  difficulty 
in  learning — the  exact  state  of  our  account." 

"  Well,  I'm  very  sorry,  so  I  am,  Mr.  Ashwoode,  that  you  are 

in  such  a  hurry — I  declare  to I  am,"  observed  Chancey, 

supplying  his  goblet  afresh  from  the  larger  measure.  "  Eliza, 
have  you  the  box?  "Well,  bring  it  here,  and  put  it  down  on 
the  table,  like  an  elegant  little  girl." 

The  girl  shoved  a  small  oaken  chest  over  to  Chancey's 
elbow ;  and  he  forthwith  proceeded  to  unlock  it,  and  to  draw 
forth  the  identical  red  leather  pocket-book  which  had  received 
in  its  page-*  the  records  of  Ashwoode's  disasters  upon  the 
evening  of  their  last  meeting. 

"  Here  I  have  them.  Captain  Markham — no.  that  is  not  it," 
said  ChRncey,  sleepily  turing  over  the  leaves  ;  "  but  this  is  it, 
Mr.  Ashwoode — ay,  here ;  first,  two  hundred  pounds,  promis- 
sory note — payable  one  week  after  date.  Mr.  Ashwoode, 
again,  one  hundred  and  fifty — promissory  note — one  week. 
Lord  Kilblatters — no— ay,  here  again— Mr.  Ashwoode,  two 
hundred — promissory  note — one  week.  Mr.  Ashwoode,  two 
hundred  and  fifty — promissory  note — one  week.  Mr.  Ash- 
woode, one  hundred;  Mr.  Ashwoode,  fifty.  Oh,  dear  me! 
dear  me!  Mr.  Ashwoode,  three  hundred."  And  so  on,  till  it 
appeared  that  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  stood  indebted  to  Gordon 
Chancey,  Esq.,  in  the  sum  of  six  thousand  four  hundred  and 
fifty  pounds,  for  which  he  had  passed  promissory  notes  which 
would  all  become  due  in  two  days'  time. 

"  I  suppose,5'  said  Ashwoode,  "these  notes  have  hardly  been 
negotiated.  Eh  ?" 

"Oh,  dear  me!  No — oh,  no,  Mr.  Ashwoode,"  replied 
Chancey.  "They  have  not  gone  out  of  my  desk.  I  would  not 
put  them  into  the  hands  of  a  stranger  for  any  trifling  advan- 
tage to  myself.  Oh,  dear  me  !  not  at  all." 

"  Well,  then,  I  suppose  you  can  renew  them  for  a  fortnight 
or  so,  or  hold  them  over — eh  ?  "  asked  Ashwoode. 

"  I'm  sure  I  can,"  rejoined  Chancey.  "The  bills  belong  to 
the  old  cripple  that  lent  the  money  ;  and  he  does  whatever  I 
bid  him.  He  trusts  it  all  to  me.  He  gives  me  the  trouble,  and 
takes  the  profit  himself.  Oh  !  he  does  confide  in  me.  I  have 
only  to  say  the  word,  and  it's  done.  They  shall  be  renewed  or 
held  over  as  often  as  you  wish.  Indeed,  I  can  answer  for  it. 
Dear  me,  it  would  be  very  hard  if  I  could  not." 

"Well,  then,  Mr.  Chancey,"  replied  Ashwoode,  "I  may 
require  it,  or  1  may  not.  Craven  has  the  promise  of  a  large 
sum  of  money,  within  two  or  three  days — part  of  the  loan  he 
has  already  gotten.  Will  you  favour  me  with  a  call  on  to- 


The  Diabolic  Whisper.  I  /  I 

morrow  afternoon  at  Morley  Court.  I  will  then  have  heard 
definitely  fiotn  Craven,  and  can  tell  you  whether  I  require 
time  or  not." 

"Very  good,  sir — very  fair, indeed,  Mr.  Ashwoode.  Nothing 
fairer,"  rejoined  the  lawyer.  "  But  don't  give  yourself  any 

uneasiness.  Oh,  dear,  on  no  account ;  for  I  declare  to I 

would  hold  them  over  as  long  as  you  like.  Oh,  dear  me — 
indeed  but  I  would.  Well,  then,  I'll  call  out  at  about  four 
o'clock.'' 

"Very  good,  Mr.  Chancey,"  replied  Ashwoode.  "I  shall 
expect  you.  Meanwhile,  go  )d-night."  So  they  separated. 

The  young  baronet  reached  his  ancestral  dwelling  without 
adventure  of  any  kind,  and  Mr.  Gordon  Chancey  poured  out 
the  last  drops  of  beer  from  the  inverted  can  into  his  pewter 
cup,  and  draining  it  calmly,  anon  buttoned  his  waistcoat, 
shook  the  wet  from  his  cravat,  and  tied  it  on,  thrust  his  feet 
into  his  shoes,  and  flinging  his  cocked  hat  cirelessly  upon  his 
head,  walked  forth  in  deep  thought  into  the  street,  whistling 
a  concerto  of  his  own  invention. 


CHAPTER  XXXII. 

THE   DIABOLIC   WHISPER. 

GORDON  CHANCEY  sauntered  in  his  usual  lazy,  lounging  way, 
with  his  hands  in  his  pockets,  down  the  street.  After  a  list- 
less walk  of  half-an-hour  he  found  himself  at  the  door  of  a 
handsome  house,  in  the  immediate  neighbourhood  of  the  Castle. 
He  knocked,  and  was  admitted  by  a  servant  in  full  livery. 

"  Is  he  in  the  same  room  ?  "  inquired  Chancey. 

"  Yes,  sir,"  replied  the  man ;  and  without  further  parley, 
the  learned  counsel  proceeded  upstair?,  and  knocked  at  the 
drawing-room  door,  which,  without  waiting  for  any  answer,  he 
forthwith  opened. 

Nicholas  Blarden — with  two  ugly  black  plaisters  across  his 
fate,  his  arm  in  a  sling,  and  his  countenance  bearing  in 
abundance  the  livid  marks  of  his  late  rencounter — stood  with 
his  back  to  the  fire-place ;  a  table,  blazing  with  wax-lights, 
and  stored  with  glittering  wine-flasks  and  other  matters,  was 
placed  at  a  little  distance  before  him.  As  the  man  of  law 
entered  the  room,  the  countenance  of  the  invalid  relaxed  into 
an  ugly  grin  of  welcome. 

"Well,  Gordy,  boy,  how  goes  the  game?  Out  with  your 
news,  old  rat-catcher,"  said  Blarden,  in  high  good  humour. 


172  The  "Cock  and  Anchor? 

"  Dear  me,  dear  me  !  but  the  night  is  mighty  chill,  Mr. 
Blarden,"  observed  Chancey,  filling  a  glass  of  wine  to  the  brim, 
and  sipping  it  uninvited.  "  News,"  he  continued,  letting  him- 
self drop  into  a  chair — "news  ;  well,  there's  not  much  stirring 
worth  telling  )ou." 

"  Come,  what  is  it  ?  You're  not  come  here  for  nothing,  old 

fox,"  rejoined  Blarden,  "  I  know  by  the twinkle  iii  the 

corner  of  your  eye." 

"  Well,  he  has  been  with  me,  just  now,"  drawled  Chancey. 

"  Ashwoode?" 

"  Yes." 

"  Well !  what  does  he  want — what  does  he  want,  eh.  ?  "  asked 
Blarden,  with  intense  excitement. 

"  He  says  he'll  want  time  for  the  notes,"  replied  Chancey. 

"  God  be  thanked  ! "  ejaculated  Blarden,  and  followed  this 
ejaculation  with  a  ferocious  burst  of  laughter.  "  We'll  have 

him,  Chancey,  boy,  if  only  we  know  how  to  play  him — by , 

we'll  have  him,  as  sure  as  there's  heat  in  hell." 

"  Well,  maybe  we  will,"  rejoined  Chancey. 

"  Does  he  say  he  can't  pay  them  on  the  day  ?  "  asked  Blarden, 
exultingly. 

"  No  ;  he  says  maybe  he  can't,"  replied  the  jackal. 

"  That's  all  one,"  cried  Blarden.  "  What  do  you  think  ?  Do 
you  think  he  can  ?" 

"  1  think  maybe  he  can,  if  we  squeeze  him,"  replied 
Chancey. 

"  Then  don't  squeeze  him — he  must  not  get  out  of  our 
books  on  any  terms — we'll  lose  him  if  he  does,"  said 
Nicholas. 

"  We'll  not  renew  the  notes,  but  hold  them  over,"  said 
Chancey.  "  He  must  not  feel  them  till  he  can't  pay  them. 
We'll  make  them  sit  light  on  him  till  then — give  him  plenty  of 
line  for  a  while — rope  enough  and  a  little  patience — and  the 
devil  himself  can't  keep  him  out  of  the  noose." 

"You're  right — you  are,  Gordy,  boy,"  rejoined  Blarden. 
"  Let  him  get  through  the  ready  money" first — eh  ? — and  then 
into  the  stone  jug  with  him — we'll  just  choose  our  own  time 
for  striking." 

"  I  tell  you  what  it  is?,  if  you  are  just  said  and  led  by  me, 
you'll  have  a  quare  hold  on  him  before  three  months  are  past 
and  gone,"  said  Chancey,  lazily — "  mind  I  tell  you,  you  will." 

"  Well,  Gordy,  boy,  fill  again — fill  again — here's  success  to 
you." 

Chancey  filled,  and  quaffed  his  bumper,  with  a  matter-of- 
fact,  business-like  air. 

"And  do  you  mind  me,  boy,"  continued  Blarden,  "spare 
nothing  in  this  business— briug  A^hwoode  entirely  under  my 
knuckle— and,  bv  — ,  I'll  make  it  a  great  job  for  you." 


T lie  Diabolic  Whisper.  173 

"  Indeed — indeed  but  I  will,  Mr.  Blarden,  if  I  can,"  rejoined 
Chancey  ;  "and  I  think  I  can — f  think  I  know  a  way,  so  I  do, 
to  get  a  halter  round  his  neck — do  you  mind? — and  leave  the 
rope's  end  in  your  hand,  to  hang  him  or  not,  as  you  like." 

"  To  hang  him  !  "  echoed  Blarden,  like  one  who  hears  some- 
thing too  good  to  be  true. 

"  Yes,  to  hang  him  by  the  neck  till  he's  dead— dead — dead," 
repeated  Chancey,  import urbably. 

"  How  the  blazes  will  you  do  it  ?  "  demanded  the  wretch, 
anxiously.  "  Pish,  it's  all  prate  and  vapour." 

Gordon  Chancey  stole  a  suspicious  glance  round  the  room 
from  the  corner  of  his  eye,  and  then  suffering  his  gaze  to  rest 
sleepily  upon  the  fire  once  more,  he  stretched  out  one  of  his 
lank  arms,  and  after  a  little  uncertain  groping,  succeeding  in 
grasping  the  collar  of  his  companion's  coat,  and  drawing  his 
head  down  toward  him.  Blarden  knew  Mr.  Chancey's  wj-y,  and 
without  a  word,  lowered  his  ear  to  that  gentlemin's  mouth, 
who  forthwith  whispered  something  into  it  which  produced  a 
marked  effect  upon  Mr.  Blarden. 

"  If  you  do  that,"  replied  he  with  ferocious  exultation,  "  by 
— -,  I'll  make  your  fortune  for  you  at  a  slap." 

And  so  saving,  he  struck  his  hand  with  heavy  emphasis  upon 
th«  barrister's  shoulder,  like  a  man  who  clenches  a  bargain. 

"  Well,  Mr.  Blarden,"  replied  Chancey,  in  the  same  drowsy 
tone,  "  as  I  said  before,  I  declare  it's  my  opinion  I  can,  so  it 
is— I  think  I  can." 

"  And  so  do  I  think  you  can — by  •,  I'm  sure  of  it," 

exclaimed  Blardeu  triumphantly ;  "  but  take  some  more  — 
more  wine,  won't  you?  take  some  more,  and  stay  a  bit,  can't 
you  ?  " 

Chancey  had  made  his  way  to  the  door  with  his  usual  drowsy 
gait;  and.  passing  O'lt  without  deigning  any  answer  or  w>rd 
of  farewell,  stumbled  lazily  downstairs.  There  was  nothing 
odd,  however,  in  this  leave-taking ;  it  was  Chancey's  way. 

"  We'll  do  it,  and  easily  too,"  muttered  Blarden  with  a  gri-i 
of  exaltation.  "  I  never  knew  him  fail — that  fellow  is  worth  a 
mine.  Ho!  ho!  Sir  Henry,  beware — beware.  E^ad,  you  had 
better  keep  a  bright  look-out.  It's  rather  late  for  green  goslings 
to  look  to  their  necks,  when  the  fox  claps  his  nose  in  one 
poultry-yard.'' 


1 74  The  " Cock  and  Anchor." 


CHAPTER  XXXIII. 

SHOWING     HOW     SIR     HENRY    ASHWOODE   PLAYED    AND    PLOTTED — 
AND   OF   THE   SUDDEN   SUMMONS   Of   GORDON   CHANCEY. 

HENRY  ASHWOOIE  was  but  too  anxious  to  avail  himself  of  the 
indulgence  offered  by  Gordon  Chancey.  With  the  immediate 
urgency  of  distress,  any  thoughts  of  prudence  or  retrench- 
ment which  may  have  crossed  his  mind  vanished,  and  along 
with  the  command  of  new  resources  came  new  wants  and  still 
more  extravagant  prodigality.  His  passion  for  gaming  was 
now  indulged  without  restraint,  and  almost  without  the  inter- 
ruption of  a  day.  For  a  .time  his  fortune  rallied,  and  sums, 
whose  amount  would  startle  credulity,  flowed  into  his  hands, 
only  to  be  lost  and  squandered  again  in  dissipation  and  ex- 
travagance, which  grew  but  the  wilder  and  more  reckless,  in 
proportion  as  the  sources  which  supplied  them  were  temporarily 
increased.  At  length,  after  some  coquetting,  the  giddy  god- 
dess again  deser£ed  him.  Night  after  night  brought  new  and 
heavier  disasters  ;  and  with  this  reverse  of  fortune  came  its 
invariable  accompaniment— a  wilder  and  more  daring  reckless- 
ness, and  a  more  unmeasured  prodigality  in  hazardiug  larger 
and  larger  sums;  as  if  the  victims  of  ill  luck  sought,  by  this 
frantic  defiance,  to  bully  and  browbeat  their  capricious  perse- 
cutor into  subjection.  There  was  scarcely  an  available  security 
of  any  kind  which  he  had  not  already  turned  into  money,  and 
now  he  began  to  feel,  in  downright  earnest,  the  iron  gripe  of 
ruin  closing  upon  him. 

He  was  changed— in  spirit  and  in  aspect  changed.  The 
unwearied  tire  of  a  secret  fever  preyed  upon  his  heart  and 
brain;  an  untold  horror  robbed  him  of  his  rest,  and  haunted 
him  night  and  day. 

"  Brother,"  said  Mary  Ashwoode,  throwing  one  hand  fondly 
round  his  neck,  and  with  the  other  pressing  his,  as  he  sate 
moodily,  with  compressed  lips  and  haggard  lace,  arid  ey*s 
fixed  upon  the  floor,  in  the  old  parlour  of  Morley  Court — • 
"dear  brother,  you  are  greatly  changed;  you  are  ill;  some 
great  trouble  weighs  upon  your  mind.  Why  will  you  keep 
all  your  cares  and  griels  from  me  ?  I  would  try  to  comfort 
you,  whatever  your  sorrows  may  be.  Then  let  me  know  it 
all,  dear  brother;  why  should  your  griefs  be  hidden  from 
me  ?  Are  there  not  now  but  the  two  of  us  in  the  wide  world 
to  care  for  each  other  ?  "  and  as  she  said  this  her  eyes  filled 
with  tears. 

"  You  would  know  what  grieves  me  ?  "  said  Ashwoode,  after 
a  short  silence,  and  gaziug  fixedly  in  her  face,  with  stern, 


How  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  Played  and  Plotted.  175 

dilated  eyes,  and  pale  features.     He  remained  again  silent  for 
a  time,  and  then  uttered  the  emphatic  word — "Ruin." 

"  How,  dear  brother,  what  has  befallen  you  ?  "  asked  the  poor 
girl,  pressing  her  brother's  hand  more  kindly. 

"  I  say,  we  are  ruined — both  of  us.  I've  lost  everything. 
We  are  little  better  than  beggars,''  replied  he.  "There's  no- 
thing I  can  call  my  own,"  he  resumed,  abruptly,  after  a  pause, 
"  but  that  old  place,  Incharden.  It's  worth  next  to  nothing — 
bo»,  rocks,  brushwoo  ',  old  stables,  and  all — absolutely  nothing. 
We  are  ruined — beggared — that's  all." 

"  Oh  !  brother,  I  am  glad  we  have  still  that  dear  old  place. 
Oh,  let  us  go  down  and  live  thtre  together,  among  the  quiet 
glen?,  and  the  old  green  woods  ;  for  amo-igst  its  pleasant 
shades  I  have  known  happier  times  than  shall  ever  come  again 
for  me.  I  would  like  to  ramble  there  again  in  the  pleasant 
summer  time,  and  hear  the  birds  siug,  aud  the  sound  of  the 
rustling  leaves,  and  the  clear  winding  brook,  as  I  used  to  hear 
them  long  ago.  There  I  could  think  over  many  things,  that  it 
breaks  my  heart  to  think  of  here;  and  you  and  1,  brother, 
would  be  always  together,  and  we  would  soon  be  as  happy  as 
either  of  us  can  be  in  this  sorrowful  world." 

She  threw  her  arms  around  her  brother's  neck,  and  while  the 
tears  flowed  fast  and  silently,  she  kissed  his  pale  and  wasted 
cheeks  again  and  again. 

"  In  the  meantime,"  said  Ashwoode,  starting  np abruptly,  and 
looking  at  his  watch,  "I  must  go  into  town,  and  see  some  of 
these  harpies — usurers — that  have  gotten  their  fangs  in  me. 
It  is  as  well  to  keep  out  of  jail  as  long  as  one  can,"  and,  with 
a  very  joyless  laugh,  he  strode  from  the  room. 

As  he  rode  into  town,  his  thoughts  again  and  again  recurred 
to  his  old  scheme  respecting  Lady  Stukely. 

"  It  is  after  all  my  only  chance,"  said  he.     "  I  have  made 

my  mind  up  fifty  times  to  it,   but  somehow  or  other,  d n 

me,  if  I  could  ever  bring  myself  to  do  it.  That  woman  will  live 
for  five-and-twenty  years  to  come,  and  she  would  as  easily 
part  with  the  control  of  her  property  as  with  her  life.  While 
she  lives  I  must  be  her  dependent — her  slave  :  there  is  no  use 
in  mincing  the  matter,  I  shall  not  have  the  command  of  a 
shilling,  but  as  she  pleases;  but  patience — patience,  Hurry 
Ashwoode,  sooner  or  later  death  will  come,  and  then  begins 
your  jubilee." 

As  these  thoughts  hurried  through  his  brain,  he  checked  his 
horse  at  Lady  Betty  Stukely's  door. 

As  he  traversed  the  capacious  hall,  and  ascended  the  hand- 
some staircase — "  Well,"  thought  he,  "  even  with  her  ladyship, 
this  were  better  than  the  jail." 

In  the  drawing-room  he  found  Lady  Stukely,  Emily  Cop- 
land, and  Lord  Aspenly.  The  two  latter  evidently  deep  in  a 


1 76  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor." 

very  desperate  flirtation,  and  her  ladyship  meanwhile  very 
considerately  employed  in  trying  a  piece  of  music  on  the 
spinet. 

The  entrance  of  Sir  Henry  produced  a  very  manifest  sensa- 
tion among  the  little  party.  Lady  Stately  looked  charmingly 
conscious  and  fluttered.  Emily  Copland  smiled  a  gracious 
welcome,  for  though  she  and  her  handsome  cousin  perfectly 
well  understood  each  other,  and  both  well  knew  that  marriage 
was  out  of  the  question,  they  liad  each,  what  is  called,  a  fancy 
for  the  other  ;  and  Emily,  with  the  unreasonable  jealousy  of  a 
woman,  felt  a  kind  of  soreness,  secretly  and  almost  unacknow- 
ledged to  herself,  at  Sir  Henry's  marked  devotion  to  Lady 
Stukely,  though,  at  the  same  time,  no  feeling  of  her  own  heart, 
beyond  the  lightest  and  the  merest  vanity,  had  ever  been  en- 
gaged in  favour  of  Henry  Ashwoode.  Of  the  whole  party, 
Lord  Aspenly  alone  was  a  good  deal  disconcerted,  and  no 
wonder,  for  he  had  not  the  smallest  notion  upon  what  kind  of 
terms  he  and  Henry  Ashwoode  were  to  meet; — whether  that 
young  gentleman  would  shake  hands  with  him  as  usual,  or 
proceed  to  throttle  him  on  the  spot.  Ashwoode  was,  however, 
too  completely  a  man  of  the  world  to  make  any  unnecessary 
fuss  about  the  awkward  affair  of  Morley  Court;  he  therefore 
met  the  little  nobleman  with  cold  and  easy  politeness ;  and, 
turning  from  him,  was  soon  engaged  in  an  animated  and 
somewhat  tender  colloquy  with  the  love-stricken  widow, 
whose  last  words  to  him,  as  at  length  he  arose  to  take  his 
leave,  were. — 

"  Remember  to-morrow  evening,  Sir  Henry,  we  shall  look  for 
you  early  ;  and  you  have  promised  not  to  disappoint  your  cousin 
Emily — has  not  he,  Emily?  I  shall  positively  be  affronted 
with  you  for  a  week  at  least  if  you  are  late.  I  am  very  abso- 
lute, and  never  forgive  an  act  of  rebellion.  I'm  quite  a  little 
sovereign  here,  and  very  despotic ;  so  you  had  better  not 
venture  to  be  naughty." 

Here  she  raised  her  finger,  and  shook  it  in  playful  menace  at 
her  admirerf. 

Lady  Stukely  had,  however,  little  reason  to  doubt  his 
punctuality.  It  she  had  but  known  the  true  state  of  the  case 
she  would  have  been  aware  that  in  literal  matter-of-fact  she 
had  become  as  necessary  to  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  as  his  daily 
bread. 

Accordingly,  next  evening  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  was  one  of 
the  gayest  of  the  guests  in  Lady  Stukely's  drawing-rooms. 
His  resolution  was  takjfen  ;  and  he  now  looked  round  upon  the 
splendid  rooms  and  all  their  rich  furniture  as  already  his  own. 
Some  chatted,  some  played  cards,  some  danced  the  courtly 
minuet,  and  some  hovered  about  from  group  to  group,  without 
any  determinate  occupation,  and  sharing  by  turns  in  the 


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frivolities  of  all.  Ashwoode  was,  of  course,  devoted  exclusively 
to  his  fair  hostess.  She  was  all  smiles,  and  sighs,  and  bash- 
ful coyness  ;  he  all  tenderness  and  fire.  In  short,  he  felt  that 
all  he  wanted  at  that  moment  was  the  opportunity  of  asking, 
to  ensure  his  instantaneous  acceptance.  While  thus  agree- 
ably employed,  the  yonng  baronet  was  interrupted  by  a  loot- 
man,  who,  with  a  solemn  bow,  presented  a  silver  salver,  on 
which  was  placed  an  exceedingly  dirty  and  crumple  i  little 
note.  Ashwoode  instantly  recognized  the  hand  in  which  the 
address  was  written,  and  snatching  the  filthy  billet  from  its 
conspicuous  position,  he  thrust  it  into  his  waistcoat  pocket. 

"  A  messenger,  sir,  waits  for  an  answer,"  murmured  the 
servant. 

"Where  is  he?  " 

"  He  waits  in  the  hall,  sir." 

"  Then  I  shall  see  him  in  a  moment — tell  him  so,"  said  Ash- 
woode  ;  and  turning  to  Lady  Stukely,  he  spoke  a  few  sweet 
words  of  gallantry,  and  with  a  forced  smile,  and  casting  a  long- 
ing, lingering  look  behind,  he  glided  from  the  room. 

"  So,  what  can  this  mean  ?  "  muttered  he,  as  he  placed 
himself  immediately  under  a  cluster  of  lights  in  the  lobby, 
and  hastily  drew  forth  the  crumpled  note.  He  read  as  fol- 
lows : — 

"  MY  DEAR  SIR  HENRY,— There  is  bad  news— as  bad  as  can 
be.  Wherever  you  are,  and  whatever  you  are  doing,  come  on 
receipt  of  these,  on  the  moment,  to  me.  If  you  don't,  you'll 
be  done  for  to-morrow  ;  so  come  at  once.  Bobby  M'Quirk  will 
hand  you  these,  and  if  you  follow  him,  will  bring  you  where  I 
am  now.  I  am  desirous  to  serve  yon,  and  if  the  art  of  man 
can  do  it,  to  keep  you  out  of  this  pickle. 

"Your  obedient,  humble  servant, 

"  GORDON  CHANCEY." 

"  N.B. — It  is  about  these  infernal  notes,  so  come  quickly." 

Through  this  production  did  Ashwoode  glance  with  no 
very  enviable  feelings;  and  tearing  the  note  into  the  very 
smallest  possible  pieces,  he  ran  downstairs  to  the  hall,  where 
he  found  the  aristocratic  Mr.  M'Quirk,  with  his  chin  as  high 
as  ever,  marching  up  and  down  with  a  free  and  easy  swagger, 
and  one  arm  akimbo,  and  whistling  the  while  an  air  of  martial 
defiance. 

"  Did  you  bring  a  note  to  me  just  now  ?  "  inquired  Ash- 
woode. 

"  I  have  had  that  pleasure,"  replied  M'Quirk,  with  an  aris- 
tocratic air.  "  I  presume  I  am  addressed  by  Sir  Henry  Ash- 
woode, baronet.  I  am  Mr.  M'Quirk— Mr.  Robert  M'Quirk:. 

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1 78  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor? 

Sir  Henry,  I  kiss  your  hands — proud  of  the  honour  of  your 
acquaintance." 

"  Is  Mr.  Chancey  at  his  own  lodging  now?  "  inquired  Ashr 
woode,  without  appearing  to  hear  the  speeches  which  M'Quirk 
thought  proper  to  deliver. 

"  Why,  no,"  replied  the  little  gentleman.  "  Our  friend 
Chancey  is  just  now  swigging  his  pot  of  beer,  and  smoking  his 
pen'orth  of  pigtail  in  the  "  Old  Saint  Columbkil,"  in  Ship  Street 
— a  comfortable  house,  Sir  Henry,  as  any  in  Dublin,  and  very 
cheap — cheap  as  dirt,  sir.  A  Welsh  rarebit,  one  penny;  a 
black  pudding,  and  neat  cut  of  bread,  and  three  leeks,  for 
—how  much  do  you  guess  ?  " 

"  Have  the  goodness  to  conduct  me  to  Mr.  Chancey, 
wherever  he  is,"  said  Ashwoode  drily.  "  I  will  follow — go  on, 
sir." 

"  Well,  Sir  Henry,  I'm  your  man — I'm  your  man — glad  of 
your  company,  Sir  Henry,"  exclaimed  the  insinuating  Bobby 
M'Quirk  ;  and  following  his  voluble  conductor  in  obstinate 
silence,  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  found  himself,  after  a  dark  and 
sloppy  walk,  for  the  first,  though  not  for  the  last  time  in  his 
life,  under  the  roof  tree  of  the  "  Old  Saint  Columbkil." 


CHAPTER  XXXIV. 

THE  "  OLD  ST.  COLUMBKIL  " — A  TETE-1-TETE  IN  THE  "  ROYAL  BAM  " 
— THE   TEMPTER. 

THE  "  Old  Saint  Columbkil  "  was  a  sort  of  low  sporting  tavern 
frequented  chiefly  by  horse-jockeys,  cock-fighters,  and  dog- 
fanciers  ;  it  had  its  cock-pits,  and  its  badger-baits,  and  an  un- 
pretending little  "  hell  "  of  its  own  ;  and,  in  short,  was  defi- 
cient in  noue  of  the  attractions  most  potent  in  alluring  such 
company  as  it  was  intended  to  receive. 

As  Ashwoode,  preceded  by  his  agreeable  companion,  made 
his  way  into  the  low-roofed  and  irregular  chamber,  his  senses 
were  assailed  by  the  thick  fumes  of  tobacco,  the  reek  of 
spirits,  and  the  heavy  steams  of  the  hot  dainties  which  minis- 
tered to  the  refined  palates  of  the  patrons  of  the  "  Old  Saint 
Columbkil ;  "  and  through  the  hazy  atmosphere,  seated  at  a 
table  by  himself,  and  lighted  by  a  solitary  tallow  candle  with 
a  portentous  snuff,  and  canopied  in  the  clouds  of  tobacco 
smoke  which  he  himself  emitted,  Gordon  Chancey  was  dimly 
discernible. 

"Ah!  dear  me,  dear  me.  I'm  right  glad  to  see  you — I 
declare  to ,  I  am,  Mr.  Ashwoode,"  said  that  eminent 


The  "Old  St.  Columbkil."  1 79 

barrister,  when  the  young  gentleman  had  reached  his  side. 
"Indeed,  I  was  thinking  it  was  m^ybe  too  late  to  see  you  to- 
night, and  that  things  would  have  to  go  on.  Oh,  dear  me, 
but  it's  a  regular  Providence,  so  it  is.  You'd  have  been  up  in 
lavender  to-morrow,  as  sure  as  eggs  is  eggs.  I'm  gladder  than 
a  crown  piece,  upon  my  soul,  I  am." 

"  Don't  talk  of  business  here  ;  cannot  we  have  some  place  to 
ourselves  for  five  minutes,  out  of  this  stifling  pig-sty.  1  can't 
bear  the  place ;  besides,  we  shall  be  overheard,"  urged  Ash- 
woode. 

"  Well,  and  that's  very  true,''  assented  Chancey,  gently, 
"  very  true,  so  it  is ;  we'll  get  a  small  room  above.  You'll  have 
to  pay  an  extra  sixpenny  bit  for  it  though,  but  what  signifies 
the  matter  of  that  ?  M'Quirk,  ask  old  Pottles  if  '  Noah's  Ark  ' 
is  empty — either  that  or  the  '  Royal  Ram ' — run,  Bobby." 

"  I  have  something  else  to  do,  Mr.  Chancey,"  replied  Mr. 
M'Quirk,  with  hauteur. 

"  Run,  Bobby,  run,  man,"  repeated  Chancey,  tranquilly. 

"  Run  yourself,"  retorted  M'Quii  k,  rebelliously. 

Chancey  looked  at  him  for  a  moment  to  ascertain  by  his 
visible  aspect  whether  he  had  actually  uttered  the  audacious 
suggestion,  and  reading  in  the  red  face  of  the  little  gentleman 
nothing  but  the  most  refractory  dispositions,  he  said  with  A 
low,  dogged  emphasis  which  experience  had  long  taught  Mr. 
M'Quirk  to  respect, — 

"Are  you  at  your  tricks  again?  D you,  you  black- 
guard, if  you  stand  prating  there  another  minute,  I'll  open 
your  head  with  this  pot — be  off,  you  scoundrel." 

The  learned  counsel  enforced  his  eloquence  by  knocking  the 
pewter  pot  with  an  emphatic  clang  upon  the  table. 

All  the  aristocratic  blood  of  the  M'Quirks  mounted  to  the 
face  of  the  gentleman  thus  addressed  ;  he  suffered  the  noble 
inundation,  however,  to  subside,  and  after  some  hesitation,  and 
one  long  look  of  unutterable  contempt,  which  Chancey  bore 
with  wonderful  stoicism,  he  yielded  to  prudential  considera- 
tions, as  he  had  often  done  before,  and  proceeded  to  execute 
his  orders. 

The  effect  was  instantaneous — Pottles  himself  appeared. 
A  short,  stout,  asthmatic  man  was  Pottles,  bearing  in  his 
thoughtful  countenance  an  ennobling  consciousness  that 
human  society  would  feel  it  hard  to  go  on  without  him,  and 
carrying  in  his  hand  a  soiled  napkin,  or  rather  clout,  with 
which  he  wiped  everything  that  came  in  his  way,  his  own  fore- 
head and  nose  included. 

With  pompous  step  and  wheezy  respiration  did  Pottles 
conduct  his  honoured  guests  up  the  creaking  stairs  and  into 
the"  Royal  Ram."  He  raked  the  erubeisinthe  f  re-place,  threw 
on  a  piece  of  turt,  and  planting  the  candle  wiich  he  carried 

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1 80  The  "Cock  and  Anchor:' 

upon  a  table  covered  with  slop  and  pipe  ashes,  he  wiped  the 
candlestick,  and  then  his  own  mouth  carefully  with  his  dingy 
napkin,  and  asked  the  gentlemen  whether  they  desired  any- 
thing for  supper. 

"No,  no,  we  want  nothing  but  to  be  left  to  ourselves  for 
ten  or  fifteen  minutes,"  said  Ashwoode,  placing  a  piece  of 
money  upon  the  table.  "  Take  this  for  the  use  of  the  room, 
and  leave  us." 

The  landlord  bowed  and  pocketed  the  coin,  wheezed  and 
bowed  again,  and  then  waddled  magnificently  out  of  the  room. 
Ashwoode  got  up  and  closed  the  door  after  him,  and  then 
returning,  drew  his  chair  opposite  to  Chancey's,  and  in  a  low 
tone  asked, — 

"  Well,  what  is  all  this  about  ?  " 

"All  about  them  notes,  nothing  else,"  replied  Chancey, 
calmly. 

"  Go  on — what  of  them  ?  "  urged  Ashwoode. 

"  Can  you  pay  them  all  to-morrow  morning  ?  "  inquired 
Chancey,  tranquilly. 

"  To-morrow  !  "  exclaimed  Ashwoode.  "  Why,  hell  and 
death,  man,  you  promised  to  hold  them  over  for  three  months. 

To-morrow  !  By ,  you  must  be  joking,"  and  as  he  spoke 

his  face  turned  pale  as  ashes. 

"  I  told  you  all  along,  Mr.  Ashwoode,"  said  Chancey  drowsily, 
"  that  the  money  was  not  my  own  ;  I'm  nothing  more  than  an 
agent  in  the  matter,  and  the  notes  are  in  the  desk  of  that  old 

bed- ridden  cripple  that  lent  it.  D n  him,  he's  as  full  of 

fumes  and  fancies  as  old  cheese  is  of  maggots.  He  has  taken 
it  into  his  head  that  your  paper  is  not  sate,  and  the  devil  him- 
self won't  beat  it  out  of  him ;  and  the  long  and  the  short  of  it 
is,  Mr.  Ashwoode,  he's  going  to  arrest  you  to-morrow." 

In  vain  Ashwoode  strove  to  hide  his  agitation — he  shook  like 
a  man  in  an  ague. 

"  Good  heavens  !  and  is  there  no  way  of  preventing  this  ? 
Make  him  wait  for  a  week — for  a  day,"  said  Ashwoode. 

"  Was  not  I  speaking  to  him  ten  times  to-day — ay,  twenty 
times,"  replied  Chancey,  "  trying  to  make  him  wait  even  for  one 
day?  Why,  I'm  hoarse  talking  to  him,  and  I  might  just  as 
well  be  speaking  to  Patrick's  tower ;  so  make  your  mind  up  to 
this.  As  sure  as  light,  you'll  be  in  gaol  before  to-morrow's 
past,  unless  you  either  settle  it  early  some  way  or  other,  or 
take  leg  bail  for  it." 

"  See,  Chancey,  I  may  as  well  tell  you  this,"  said  Ash- 
woode, "  before  a  fortnight,  perhaps  before  a  week,  I  shall 
have  the  means  of  satisfying  these  damned  notes  beyond  the 
possibility  of  failure.  Won't  he  hold  them  over  for  so  long?  " 

"  I  might  as  well  be  asking  him  to  cut  out  his  tongue  and 
give  it  to  me  as  to  allow  us  even  a  day ;  he  has  heard  of 


The  " Old  St.  Columbkiir  1 8  c 

different  accidents  that  has  happened  to  some  of  your  paper 
lately — and  the  long  and  the  short  of  it  is — he  won't  hear  of 
it,  nor  hold  them  over  one  hour  more  than  he  can  help.  I 
declare  to ,  Mr.  Ashwoode,  T  am  very  sorry  for  your  dis- 
tress, so  I  am — but  you  say  you'll  have  the  money  in  a  week  ?  " 

"  Ay,  ay,  ay,  so  I  shall,  if  he  don't  arrest  me,"  replied  Ash- 
woode ;  "  but  if  he  does,  my  perdition's  sealed  ;  I  shall  lie  in 
gaol  till  1  rot ;  but,  curse  it,  can't  the  idiot  see  this  P — if  he 
waits  a  week  or  so  he'll  get  his  money — every  penny  back 
again — but  if  he  won't  have  patience,  he  loses  every  sixpence 
to  all  eternity." 

"  You  might  as  well  be  arguing  with  an  iron  box  as  think 
to  change  that  old  chap  by  talk,  when  he  once  gets  a  thing 
into  his  head,"  rejoined  Chancey.  Ashwoode  walked  wildly 
up  and  down  the  dingy,  squalid  apartment,  exhibiting  in  his 
aristocratic  form  and  face,  and  in  the  rich  and  elegant  suit, 
flashing  even  in  the  dim  light  of  that  solitary,  unsnuffed 
candle,  with  gold  lace  and  jewelled  buttons,  and  with  cravat 
and  ruffles  fluttering  with  rich  point  lace,  a  strange  and 
startling  contrast  to  the  slovenly  and  deserted  scene  of  low 
debauchery  which  surrounded  him. 

"  Chancey,"  said  he,  suddenly  stopping  and  grasping  the 
shoulder  of  the  sleepy  barrister  with  a  fierceness  and  energy 

which  made  him  start — "  Chancey,  rouse  yourself,  d you. 

Do  you  hear  ?  Is  there  no  way  of  averting  this  awful  ruin — 
is  there  none?" 

As  he  spoke,  Ashwoode  held  the  shoulder  of  the  fellow  with 
a  gripe  like  that  of  a  vice,  and  stooping  over  him,  glared  in  his 
face  with  the  aspect  of  a  maniac. 

The  lawyer,  though  by  no  means  of  a  very  excitable  tem- 
perament, was  startled  at  the  horrible  expression  which  en- 
countered his  gaze,  and  sate  silently  looking  into  his  victim's 
face  with  a  kind  of  fascination. 

"  Well,"  said  Chancey,  turning  away  his  head  with  an  effort 
— "  there's  but  one  way  I  can  think  of." 

"  What  is  it  P  Do  you  know  anyone  that  will  take  my  note 
at  a  short  date  ?  For  God's  sake,  man,  speak  out  at  once,  or 
my  brain  will  turn.  What  is  it  ?  "  said  Ashwoode. 

"  Why,  Mr.  Ashwoode,  to  be  plain  with  you,"  rejoined  Chan- 
cey, "  I  do  not  know  a  soul  in  Dublin  that  would  discount  for 
you  to  one-fourth  of  the  amount  you  require — but  there  is 
another  way." 

"  In  the  fiend's  name,  out  with  it,  then,"  said  Ashwoode, 
shaking  him  fiercely  by  the  shoulder. 

"Well,  then,  get  Mr.  Craven  to  join  you  in  a  bond  for  the 
amount,3'  said  Chancey,  "with  a  warrant  of  attorney  to  confess 
judgment." 

"  Craven  !    Why,  he  knows  as  well  as  yju   do  how  I  am 


1 82  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

dipped.  He'd  just  as  readily  thrust  his  hand  into  the  fire," 
replied  Ashwoode.  "  Is  that  your  hopeful  scheme  ?  " 

"Why,  Mr.  Craven  might  not  do  so  well,  after  all/'  said 
Chancey,  meditatively,  and  without  appearing  to  hear  what 
the  young  baronet  said.  "  Oh  !  dear,  dear,  no,  he  would  not 
do.  Old  Money-bags  knows  him — no,  no,  that  would  not  do.'' 

"  Can  your  d d  scheming  brain  plot  no  invention  to  help 

me  ?  In  the  devil's  name,  where  are  your  wits  ?  Chancey, 
if  you  get  me  out  of  this  accursed  fix,  I'll  make  a  man  of 
you." 

"  I  got  a  whole  lot  of  bills  done  for  you  once  by  the  very 

same  old  gentleman,"  continued  Chancey,  "and  d n  heavy 

bills  they  were  too,  but  they  had  Mr.  Nicholas  Blarden's  name 
across  them  ;  would  not  he  lend  it  again,  if  you  told  him  how 
you  stand?  If  you  can  come  by  the  money  in  a  month  or  so, 
you  may  be  sure  he'll  do  it." 

"Better  and  better !  Why, Blarden  would  ask  no  better  fun 
than  to  see  me  ruined,  dead,  and  damned,"  rejoined  Ashwoode, 
bitterly.  "  Cudgel  your  brains  for  another  bright  thought." 

"Oh!  dear  me,  dear  me,"  said  the  barrister  mildly,  "I 
thought  you  were  the  best  of  friends.  Well,  well,  it's  hard  to 
know.  But  are  you  sure  he  don't  like  you  ?  J' 

"  It's  odd  if  he  does,"  said  Ashwoode,  "  seeing  it's  scarce  a 
month  since  I  trounced  him  almost  to  death  in  the  theatre. 
Blarden,  indeed ! " 

"  Well,  Mr.  Ashwoode,  sit  down  here  for  a  minute,  and  I'll 
say  all  I  have  to  say ;  and  if  you  like  it,  well  and  good ;  and 
if  not,  there's  no  harm  done,  and  things  must  only  take  their 
course.  Are  you  quite  sure  of  having  the  means  within  a 
month  of  taking  up  the  notes  ?" 

"  As  sure  as  I  am  that  I  see  you  before  me,"  replied  he. 

"  Well,  then,  get  Mr.  Blarden's  name  along  with  your  own 
to  your  joint  and  several  bond — the  old  chap  won't  have  any- 
thing more  to  do  with  bills — so,  do  you  mind,  your  joint  and 
several  bond,  with  warrant  of  attorney  to  confess  judgment — 
and  I'll  stake  my  life,  he'll  take  it  as  ready  as  so  much  cash, 
the  instant  I  show  it  to  him,"  said  the  lawyer  quietly. 

"  Are  you  dreaming  or  drunk  ?  Have  not  I  told  you  twenty 
times  over  that  Blarden  would  cut  his  throat  first?  "  retorted 
Ashwoode,  passionately. 

"  Why,"  said  Chancey,  fixing  his  cunning  eyes,  with  a  pecu- 
liar meaning,  upon  the  young  man,  and  speaking  with  a 
lowered  voice  and  marked  deliberateness,  "perhaps  if  Mr. 
Blarden  knew  that  his  name  was  wanted  only  to  satisfy  the 
whim  of  a  fanciful  old  hunks — if  he  knew  that  judgment  should 
never  be  entered — if  he  knew  that  the  bond  should  never  go 
outside  a  strong  iron  box,  under  an  old  bedridden  cripple's  bed 
— if  he  knew  that  no  questions  should  be  asked  as  to  how  he 


The  "Old  St.  Columbkiir  183 

came  to  write  his  name  at  the  foot  of  it — md  if  he  knew  that 
no  mortal  should  ever  Mee  it  until  you  paid  it  long  before  the 
day  it  was  due — .ind  if  he  was  quite  aware  that  the  whole 
transaction  should  be  considered  so  strictly  confidential,  that 
even  to  himself — do  you  mind — no  allusion  should  be  made  to 
it; — don't  you  think,  in  such  a  case,  you  could,  by  some  means 
or  other,  manage  to  get  his — name?  '' 

They  continued  to  gaze  fixedly  at  one  another  in  silence, 
until,  at  length,  Ashwoode's  countenance  lighted  into  a  strange, 
UD earthly  smile. 

"  I  see  what  you  mean,  Chancey — is  it  so  ?  "  said  he,  in  a 
voice  so  low,  as  scarcely  to  be  audible. 

"  Well,  maybe  you  do,"  said  the  barrister,  in  a  tone  nearly 
as  low,  and  returning  the  young  man's  smile  with  one  to  the 
full  as  sinister.  Thus  they  remained  without  speaking  for 
many  minutes. 

"  There's  no  danger  in  it,"  said  Chancey,  after  a  long  pause  ; 
"  I  would  not  take  a  part  in  it  if  there  was.  You  can  pay  it 
eleven  months  before  it's  due.  It's  a  thing  I  have  known 
done  a  hundred  times  over,  without  risk ;  here  there  can  be 
none.  I  do  all  his  business  myself.  I  tell  you,  that  for  any- 
thing that  any  living  mortal  but  you  and  me  and  the  old 
badger  himself  will  ever  hear,  or  see,  or  know  of  the  matter, 
the  bond  might  as  well  be  burnt  to  dust  in  the  back  of  the  fire. 
I  declare  to  — —  it's  the  plain  truth  I'm  telling  you — Sir 
Henry — so  it  is." 

There  followed  another  silence  of  some  minutes.  At  length 
Ashwoode  said,  "I'd  rather  use  any  name  but  Blardeu's,  if  it 
must  be  done." 

"  What  does  it  matter  whose  name  is  on  it,  if  there  is  no  one 
but  ourselves  to  read  it  F  "  replied  Chancey.  "  I  say  Blarden's 
is  the  best,  because  he  accepted  bills  for  you  before,  which 
were  discounted  by  the  same  old  codger ;  and  again,  because 
the  old  fellow  knows  that  the  money  was  wanted  to  satisfy 
gambling  debts,  and  Blarden  would  seem  a  very  natural 
party  in  a  gaming  transaction.  Blarden's  is  the  name  for 
us.  And,  for  myself,  all  I  ask  is  fifty  pounds  for  my  share  in 
the  trouble." 

"  When  must  you  have  the  bond  ?  "  asked  Ashwoode. 

"  Set  about  it  now"  said  Chancey ;  "  or  stay,  your  hand 
shakes  too  much,  and  for  both  our  sakes  it  must  be  done  neatly  ; 
so  say  to-morrow  morning,  early.  I'll  see  the  old  gentleman 
to-night,  and  have  the  overdue  notes  to  hand  you  in  the  morn- 
ing. I  think  that's  doing  business." 

"  I  would  not  do  it — I'd  rather  blow  my  brains  out — if  there 
was  a  single  chance  of  his  entering  judgment  on  the  bond,  or 
talking  ot  it,"  said  Ashwoode,  in  great  agitation. 

"A  chance!''  said  the  barrister.     "I  tell  you  there's  not  a 


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I  manage  all  his  money  matters,  and  I'd  burn 
that  bond,  before  it  should  see  the  outside  of  his  strong  box. 
Why,  d  -  n  !  do  you  think  I'd  let  myself  be  ruined  for  fifty 
pounds  ?  You  don't  know  Gordon  Chancey,  indeed  you  don't, 
Mr.  Ashwoode." 

"  Well,  Chancey,  I'll  see  you  early  to-morrow  morning." 
said  Ashwoode  ;  "  but  are  you  very  —  very  sure  —  is  there  no 
ohcttice  —  no  possibility  of  —  of  mischief?" 

'•  I  tell  you,  Mr.  Ashwoode,"  replied  Chancey,  "  unless  I 
chose  to  betray  myself,  you  can't  come  by  harm.  As  I  told 
you  before,  I'm  not  such  a  fool  as  to  ruin  myself.  Rely  on  me, 
Mr.  Ashwoode  —  rely  on  me.  Do  you  believe  what  I  say  ?" 

Ashwoode  walked  slowly  up  to  him,  and  fixing  his  eyes  upon 
the  barrister,  with  a  glance  which  made  Chancey  's  heart  turn 
chill  within  him,  — 

'*  Yes,  Mr.  Chancey,"  he  said,  "you  may  be  sure  I  believe 
you  ;  for  if  I  did  not  —  so  help  me,  God  !  —  you  should  not  quit 
this  room  —  alive." 

He  eyed  the  caitiff  for  some  minutes  in  silence.'and  then 
returning  the  sword,  which  he  had  partially  drawn,  to  its 
scabbard,  he  abruptly  wished  him  good-night,  and  lert  the 
room. 


CHAPTER  XXXV. 

OF  THE  COUSIN  AND  THE  BLACK  CABINET— AND   OF  HENRY  ASH- 
WOODE'S  DECISIVE  INTERVIEW  WITH  LADY  STUKRLY. 

"  WELL,  then,"  said  Ashwoode,  a  few  days  after  the  occurrences 
which  have  just  been  faithfully  recorded,  "  it  behoves  me  wi&h- 
out  loss  of  time  to  make  provision  for  this  infernal  bond  ; 
until  I  see  it  burned  to  dust,  I  feel  as  if  I  stood  in  the  dock. 
This  sha'n't  last  long — my  stars  be  thanked,  one  door  of  escape 
lies  open  to  me,  and  through  it  I  will  pass;  the  sun  shall  not 
go  down  upon  my  uncertainty.  To  be  sure,  I  shall  be — but 
curse  it,  it  can't  be  helped  now ;  and  let  them  laugh,  and  qu;z, 
and  sneer  as  they  please,  two-thirds  of  them  would  be  bat 
too  glad  to  marry  Lady  Stukely  with  half  her  fortune,  were 
she  twice  as  old  and  twice  as  ugly — if,  indeed,  either  were 
possible.  Pshaw  !  the  laugh  will  subside  in  a  week,  and  in 
the  style  in  which  I  shall  open,  curse  me,  if  half  the  world 
won't  lie  at  my  feet.  Give  me  but  money — money — plenty  of 
money,  and  though  I  be  a  paragon  of  absurdity  and  vice,  the 
•whole  town  will  vote  me  a  Solomon  and  a  saint ;  so  let's  have 
no  more  shivering  by  the  brink,  but  plunge  boldly  in  at  once 
arid  have  it  over." 


The  Cousin  and  the  Black  Cabinet.  185 

Fortified  with  tbese  reflections,  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  vaulted 
lightly  into  his  saddle,  and  putting  his  horse  into  an  easy 
canter,  he  found  himself  speedily  at  Lady  Stukely's  house  in 
Stephen's  Green.  His  servant  held  the  rein  and  he  dismounted, 
and,  having  obtained  admission,  summoned  all  his  resolution, 
lightly  mounted  the  stairs,  and  entered  the  handsome  drawing- 
room.  Lady  Stukely  was  not  there,  but  his  cousin,  Emily 
Copland,  received  him. 

'•Lady  Betty  is  not  visible,  then?"  inquired  he,  after  a 
little  chat  upon,  indifferent  subjects. 

"  I  believe  she  is  out  shopping — indeed,  you  may  be  very 
certain  she  is  not  at  home,"  replied  Emily,  with  a  malicious 
smile;  "her  ladyship  is  always  visible  to  you.  Now  confess, 
have  you  ever  had  much  cruelty  or  coldness  to  complain  of  at 
dear  Lady  Stukely's  hands?  " 

Ashwoode  laughed,  and  perhaps  for  a  moment  appeared  a 
little  disconcerted. 

"  I  do  admit,  then,  as  you  insist  on  placing  me  in  the  con- 
fessional, that  I  have  always  found  Lady  Betty  as  kind  and 
polite  as  I  could  have  expected  or  hoped,"  rejoined  Ashwoode, 
assuming  a  grave  and  particularly  proper  air;  "I  were  par- 
ticularly ungrateful  if  I  said  otherwise." 

"  Oh,  ho  !  so  her  ladyship  has  actually  succeeded  in  inspiring 
my  platonic  cousin  with  gratitude,"  continued  Emily,  in  the 
same  tone,  "and  gratitude  we  all  know  is  Cupid's  best  disguise. 
Alas,  and  alack-a-day,  to  what  vile  uses  may  we  come  at  last 
— alas,  my  poor  coz." 

"Nay,  nay,  Emily,"  replied  he,  a  little  piqned,  "you  need 
not  write  my  epitaph  yet ;  I  don't  see  exactly  why  you  should 
pity  me  so  enormously." 

"  Haven't  you  confessed  that  you  glow  with  gratitude  to 
Lady  Stukely  ?  "  rejoined  she. 

"Nonsense!  I  said  nothing  about  glowing;  but  what  if  I 
had  ?  "  answered  he. 

"  Then  you  acknowledge  that  you  do  glow  !  Heaven  help 
him,  the  man  actually  glow*,"  ejaculated  Emily. 

"Pshaw!  stuff,  nonsense.  Emily,  don't  be  a  blockhead," 
said  he,  impatiently. 

"  Oh !  Harry,  Harry,  Harry,  don't  deny  it,"  continued  she, 
shaking  her  head  with  intense  solemnity,  and  holding  up  her 
fingers  in  a  monitory  manner — "you  are  then  actually  in  love. 
Oh,  Benedick,  poor  Benedick!  would  thou  hadst  chosen  some 
Beatrice  not  quite  so  well  stricken  in  years  ;  but  what  of  that  ? 
— the  beauties  of  age,  if  less  attractive  to  the  eye  of  thought- 
less folly  than  those  of  youth,  are  unquestionably  more  dura- 
ble; time  may  rob  the  cheek  of  its  bloom,  but  I  defy  him  to 
rob  it  of  its  rouge;  years — I  might  say  centuries — hava  no 
power  to  blanche  a  wig  or  thin  its  flowing  locks ;  and  thjugh 


1 86  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor." 

the  nymph  be  blind  with  ag^,  what  matters  it  if  the  swain  be 
blind  with  love?  I  make  no  doubt  you'll  be  f ally  as  happy 
together  as  if  she  had  twice  as  long  to  live." 

Ashwoode  poked  the  tire  and  blew  his  nose  violently,  but 
nevertheless  answered  nothing. 

"  The  brilliant  blush  of  her  cheek  and  the  raven  blackness 
of  her  wig,"  continued  the  incorrigible  Emily,  "in  close  and 
striking  contrast,  will  remind  you,  and  1  trust  usefully,  of  that 
rouge  et  noir  which  has  been  your  ruin  all  your  days." 

Still  Ashwoode  spoke  not. 

"  The  exquisite  roundness  of  her  ladyship's  figure  will 
remind  you  that  flesh,  if  not  exactly  grass,  is  at  least  very 
little  better  than  bran  and  buckram  ;  and  her  smile  will  in- 
variably suggest  the  great  truth,  that  whenever  you  do  not 
intend  to  bite  it  is  better  not  to  show  your  teeth,  especially 
when  they  happen  to  be  like  her  ladyship's;  in  short,  you 
cannot  look  at  her  without  feeling  that  in  every  particular,  it' 
rightly  read,  she  supplied  a  moral  lesson,  so  that  in  her  presence 
every  unruly  passion  of  man's  nature  must  entirely  subside 
and  sink  to  rest.  Yes,  she  will  make  you  happy — eminently 
happy ;  every  little  attention,  every  caress,  every  fond  glance 
she  throws  at  you,  will  delightfully  assure  your  affectionate 
spirit,  as  it  wanders  in  memory  back  to  the  days  of  earliest 
childhood,  that  she  will  be  to  you  all  that  your  beloved  grand- 
mother could  have  been,  had  she  been  spared.  Oh !  Harry, 
Harry,  this  will  indeed  be  too  much  happiness." 

Another  pause  ensued,  and  Emily  approached  Sir  Henry  as 
he  stood  sulkily  by  the  mantelpiece,  and  laying  her  hand  upoa 
his  arm,  looked  archly  up  into  his  face,  while  shaking  her 
head  she  slowly  said, — 

"  Oh  !  love,  love — oh  !  Cupid,  Cupid,  mischievous  little  boy, 
what  hast  thou  done  with  my  poor  cousin's  heart  ? 

"  '  'Twas  on  a  widow's  jointure  land 
The  archer,  Cupid,  took  his  stand.'  " 

As  she  said  this,  she  looked  so  unutterably  mischievous 
and  comical,  that  in  spite  of  his  vexation  and  all  his  efforts 
to  the  contrary,  he  burst  into  a  long  and  hearty  fit  of 
laughter. 

"  Emily,"  said  he,  at  length,  "you  are  absolutely  incor- 
rigible— gravity  in  your  company  is  entirely  out  of  the 
question  ;  but  listen  to  me  seriously  for  one  moment,  if  you 
can.  I  will  tell  you  plainly  how  I  am  circumstanced,  and  you 
must  promise  me  in  return  that  you  will  not  quiz  me  any 
more  about  the  matter.  But  first,"  he  added,  cautiously, 
"  let  us  guard  against  eavesdroppers.'3 

He  accordingly  walked  into  the  next  room,  which   opened 


The  Cousin  and  the  Black  Cabinet.  1 87 

upon  that  in  which  they  were,  and  proceeded  to  close  the  far 
door.  Before  he  had  reached  it,  however,  that  in  the  other 
room  opened,  and  Lady  Stukely  herself  entered.  The  instant 
she  appeared,  Emily  Copland  by  a  gesture  enjoined  silence, 
nodded  towards  the  door  of  the  next  room,  from  which  A.sh- 
woode's  voice,  as  he  carelessly  hammed  an  air,  was  audible  ; 
she  then  frowned,  nodded,  and  pointed  with  vehement  repe- 
tition toward  a  dark  recess  in  the  wall,  made  darker  and 
more  secure  by  the  flanking  projection  of  a  huge,  black, 
varnished  cabinet.  Lady  Stukely  looked  puzzle  1,  took  a  step 
in  the  direction  of  the  post  of  conceal  meat  indicated  by  the 
girl,  then  looked  puzzled,  and  hesitated  again.  More  im- 
patiently Emily  repeated  her  signal,  and  her  ladyship,  with- 
out any  distinct  reason,  but  with  her  curiosity  all  alive, 
glided  behind  the  protecting  cabinet,  with  all  its  army  of 
china  ornaments,  into  the  recess,  and  there  remained  entirely 
concealed.  She  had  hardly  effected  this  movement,  which 
the  deep-piled  carpet  enabled  her  to  do  without  noise,  when 
Ashwoode  returned,  closed  the  door  of  communication  between 
the  two  rooms,  and  then  shut  that  through  which  Lady 
Stukely  had  just  entered,  almost  brushing  against  her  as  he 
did  so,  so  close  was  their  proximity.  These  precautions  taken, 
he  returned. 

"  Now,"  said  he,  in  a  low  and  deliberate  tone,  "  the  plain 
facts  of  the  case  are  just  these.  I  am  dipped  over  head  and 
ears  in  debt — debts,  too,  of  the  most  urgent  kind — debts 
which  threaten  me  with  ruin.  Now,  these  must  be  paid — one 
way  or  another  they  must  be  met.  And  to  effect  this  I  have 
but  one  course — one  expedient,  and  you  have  guessed  it.  No 
man  knows  better  than  I  what  Lady  Stukely  is.  I  can  see 
all  that  is  ridiculous  and  repulsive  about  her  just  as  clearly 
as  anybody  else.  She  is  old  enough  to  be  my  grandmother, 
and  ugly  enough  to  be  the  devil's — and,  moreover,  painted 
and  varnished  over  like  a  signboard.  She  may  be  a  fool — 
she  may  be  a  termagant — she  may  be  what  you  please — but 
— but  she  has  mouey.  She  has  been  throwing  herself  into  my 
arms  this  twelvemonth  or  more — and — but  what  the  deuce  is 
that  ?  " 

This  interrogatory  was  caused  by  certain  choking  sounds 
which  proceeded  with  fearful  suddenness  from  the  place  of 
Lady  Stukely 's  concealment,  and  which  were  instantaneously 
followed  by  the  appearance  of  her  ladyship  in  bodily  presence. 
She  opened  her  mouth,  but  gave  utterance  to  nothing  but  a 
gasp—drew  herself  up  with  such  portentous  and  swelling 
magnificence,  that  Ashwoode  almost  expected  to  see  her 
expand  like  the  spectre  of  a  magic-lantern  until  her  head 
touched  the  ceiling.  Forward  she  came,  in  her  progress 
sweeping  a  score  of  china  ornaments  from  the  cabinet,  and 


i88  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor? 

strewing  the  whole  floor  with  the  crashing  fragments  of 
n  onkeys,  monsters,  and  mandarins,  breathless,  choking,  and 
almost  black  with  rage,  Lady  Stukely  advanced  to  Ashwoode, 
who  stood,  for  the  first  time  in  his  life,  bereft  of  every  vestige 
of  self-possession. 

"  Painted  !  varnished  !  "  she  screamed  hysterically,  "  ridi- 
culous !  repulsive!  Oh,  heaven  and  earth!  you — you  preter- 
natural monster  !  "  "With  these  words  she  uttered  two  piercing 
shrieks,  and  threw  herself  in  strong  hysterics  into  a  chair, 
holding  on  her  wig  distractedly  with  one  hand,  for  fear  of 
accidents. 

"  Don't — don't  ring  the  bell,"  said  she,  with  an  abrupt  acces- 
sion of  fortitude,  observing  Emily  Copland  approach  the  bell. 
"  Don't,  I  shall  be  better  presently."  And  then,  with  another 
shriek,  she  opened  afresh. 

As  the  hysterics  subsided,  Ashwoode  began  a  little  to 
recover  his  scattered  wits,  and  observing  that  Lady  Stukely 
had  sunk  back  in  extreme  languor  and  exhaustion,  with  closed 
eyes,  he  ventured  to  approach  the  shrine  of  his  outraged 
divinity. 

"  I  feel — indeed  I  own,  Lady  Stukely,"  he  said,  hesitatingly, 
"  I  have  much  to  explain.  I  ought  to  explain — yes,  I  ought. 
I  will,  Lady  Stukely — and — and  I  can  entirely  satisfy — com- 
pletely dispel — 

He  was  interrupted  here ;  for  Lady  Stukely,  starting  bolt 
upright  in  the  chair,  exclaimed, — 

"You  wretch  !  you  villain  !  you  perjured,  scheming,  design- 
ing, lying,  paltry,  stupid,  insignificant,  outrageous — 

Whether  it  was  that  her  ladyship  wanted  words  to  supply  a 
climax,  or  that  hysterics  are  usually  attended  with  such  results, 
we  cannot  pretend  to  say,  but  certain  it  is  that  at  this  precise 
point  the  languishing,  fashionable,  die-away  Lady  Stukely 
actually  spat  in  the  young  baronet's  face. 

Ashwoode  changed  colour,  as  he  promptly  discharged  the 
ridiculous  but  very  necessary  task  of  wiping  his  face.  With 
difficulty  he  restrained  himself  under  this  provocation,  but  he 
did  command  himself  so  far  as  to  say  nothing.  He  turned  on 
his  heel  and  walked  downstairs,  muttering  as  he  went, — 

"  An  old  painted  devil !  " 

The  cool  air,  as  he  passed  out,  speedily  dissipated  the 
confusion  and  excitement  of  the  scene  that  had  just  passed, 
;  nd  all  the  consequences  of  his  rupture  with  Lady  Stukely 
rushed  upon  his  mind  with  overwhelming  and  maddening 
force. 

"  You  were  right,  perfectly  right — he  is  a  cheat — a  trickster 
—a  villain  !  "  exclaimed  Lady  Stukely.  "  Only  to  think  of  him  ! 
Oh,  heaven  and  earth  !  "  And  again  she  was  seized  with 
violent  hysterics,  in  which  state  she  was  conducted  up  to  her 


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Jewels,  Plate,  Horses,  Dogs.  189 

bedroom  by  Emily  Copland,  who  had  enjoyed  the  catastrophe 
with  an  intensity  of  relish  which  none  but  a  female,  and  a 
mischievous  one  to  boot,  can  know. 

Loud  and  repeated  were  Lady  Stukely's  thanksgivings  for 
having  escaped  the  snares  of  the  designing  young  baronet, 
and  warm  and  multiplied  and  grateful  her  acknowledgments 
to  Emily  Copland — to  whom,  however,  from  that  time  forth 
she  cherished  an  intense  dislike. 


CHAPTER  XXXVI. 

OF   JEWELS,   PLATE,   HORSES,   DOGS,    AND    FAMILY   PICTURES — AND 
CONCERNING   THE   APPOINTED    HOUR. 

IN  a  state  little,  if  at  all,  short  of  distraction,  Sir  Henry  Ash- 
woode  threw  himself  from  his  horse  at  Morley  Court.  That 
resource  which  he  had  calculated  upon  with  absolute  certainty 
had  totally  failed  him;  his  last  stake  had  been  played  and 
lost,  and  ruin  in  its  most  hideous  aspect  stared  him  in  the 
face. 

Spattered  from  heel  to  head  with  mud — for  he  had  ridden 
at  a  reckless  speed — with  a  face  pale  as  that  of  a  corpse,  and 
his  dress  all  disordered,  he  entered  the  great  old  parlour, 
and  scarcely  knowing  what  he  did,  dashed  the  door  to  with 
violence  and  bolted  it.  His  brain  swam  so  that  the  floor 
seemed  to  heave  and  rock  like  a  sea ;  he  cast  his  laced  hat  and 
his  splendid  peruke  (the  envy  and  admiration  of  half  the  petit 
maitres  in  Dublin)  upon  the  ground,  and  stood  in  the  centre 
of  the  room,  with  his  hands  clutched  upon  the  temples  of  his 
bare,  shorn  head,  and  his  teeth  set,  the  breathing  image  of 
despair.  Prom  this  state  he  was  roused  by  some  one  en- 
deavouring to  open  the  door. 

"  Who's  there  ? "  he  shouted,  springing  backward  and 
drawing  his  sword,  as  if  he  expected  a  troop  of  constables  to 
burst  in. 

Whoever  the  party  may  have  been,  the  attempt  was  not 
repeated. 

"  What's  the  matter  with  me — am  I  mad  ?  "  said  Ashwoode, 
after  a  terrible  pause,  and  hurling  his  sword  to  the  far  end  of 
the  room.  "  Lie  there.  I've  let  the  moment  pass — I  might 
have  done  it — cut  the  Gordian  knot,  and  there  an  end  of  all. 
What  brought  me  here?" 

He  stared  about  the  room,  for  the  first  time  conscious  where 
he  stood. 


I  go  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor" 

"Damn  these  pictures,"  he  muttered ;  "they're  all  alive — • 
everything  moves  towards  me."  He  flung  himself  into  a  chair 
and  clasped  his  fingers  over  his  eyes.  "  I  can't  breathe — the 
place  is  suffocating.  Oh,  God  !  I  shall  go  mad  !  "  He  threw 
open  one  of  the  windows  and  stood  gasping  at  it  as  if  he  stood 
at  the  mouth  of  a  furnace. 

"Everything  is  hot  and  strange  and  maddening — I  can't 
endure  this — brain  and  heart  are  bursting — it  is  HELL." 

In  a  state  of  excitement  which  nearly  amounted  to  down- 
right insanity,  he  stood  at  the  open  window.  It  was  long 
before  this  extravagant  agitation  subsided  so  as  to  allow  room 
for  thought  or  remembrance.  At  length  he  closed  the  window, 
and  began  to  pace  the  room  from  end  to  end  with  long  and 
heavy  steps.  He  stopped  by  a  pier-table,  on  which  stood  a  china 
bowl  full  of  flowern,  and  plunging  his  hands  into  it,  dashed 
the  water  over  his  head  and  face. 

"  Let  me  think — let  me  think,"  said  he.  "  I  was  not  wont 
to  be  thus  overcome  by  reverse.  Surely  I  can  master  as  much 
as  will  pay  thut  thrice-accursed  bond,  if  I  could  but  collect  my 
thoughts — there  must  yet  be  the  means  of  meeting  it.  Let 
that  be  but  paid,  and  then,  welcome  ruin  in  any  other  shape. 
Let  me  see.  Ay,  the  furniture ;  then  the  pictures — some  of 
them  valuable — very  valuable  ;  then  the  horses  and  the  dogs; 
and  then — ay,  the  plate.  Why,  to  be  sure — what  have  I  been 
dreaming  of? — the  plate  will  go  half-way  to  satisfy  it;  and 
then — what  else?  Let  me  see.  The  whole  thing  is  six  thou- 
sand four  hundred  and  fifty  pounds — what  more  ?  Is  there 
nothing  more  to  meet  it  ?  The  plate — the  furniture — the 
pictures — ay,  idiot  that  I  am,  why  did  I  not  think  of  them 
an  hour  since  ? — my  sister's  jewels — why,  it's  all  settled — how 
the  devil  came  it  that  I  never  thought  of  them  before?  It's 
very  well,  however,  as  it  is — for  if  I  had,  they  would  have 
gone  long  ago.  Come,  come,  I  breathe  again — I  have  gotten 
my  neck  out  of  the  hemp,  at  all  events.  I'll  send  in 
for  Craven  this  moment.  He  likes  a  bargain,  and  he  shall 

have  one — before  to-morrow's  sun  goes  down,  that  d d  bond 

shall  be  ashes.  Mary's  jewels  are  valued  at  two  thousand 
pounds.  Well,  let  him  take  them  at  one  thousand  five  hun- 
dred ;  and  the  pictures,  plate,  furniture,  dogs,  and  horses  for 
the  rest — and  he  has  a  bargain.  These  jewels  have  saved  me 
— bribed  the  hangman.  What  care  I  how  or  when  I  die,  if  I 
but  avert  that.  Ten  to  one  I  blow  my  brains  out  before 
another  month.  A  short  life  and  a  merry  one  was  ever  the 
motto  of  the  Ashwoodes  ;  and  as  the  mirth  is  pretty  well  over 
with  me,  I  begin  to  think  it  time  to  retire.  Satis  edisti.  satis 
lipisti,  satis  lusisti,  tempus  est  tibi  abire — what  am  I  raving 
about?  There's  business  to  be  done  now — to  it,  then — to  it 
like  a  man — while  we  are  alive  let  us  be  alive." 


The  Reckoning.  191 

Craven  liked  his  bargain,  and  engaged  that  the  money 
should  be  duly  handed  at  noon  next  day  to  Sir  Henry  Ash- 
woode,  who  forthwith  bade  the  worthy  attorney  good-night, 
and  wrote  the  following  brief  note  to  Gordon  Chancey, 
Esq.  :— 

"  SIR, 

"  I  shall  call  upon  you  to-morrow  at  one  of  the  clock,  if  the 
honr  suit  you,  upon  particular  business,  and  shall  be  much 
obliged  by  your  having  a  certain  security  by  you,  which  I  shall 
then  be  prepared  to  redeem. 

"  I  remain,  sir,  your  very  obedient  servant, 

"  HENRY  ASHWOODE." 

"  So,"  said  Sir  Henry,  with  a  half  shudder,  as  he  folded  and 
sealed  this  missive,  "  I  shall,  at  all  event?,  escape  the  halter. 
To-morrow  night,  spite  of  wreck  and  ruin,  I  shall  sleep  soundly. 
God  knows,  1  want  rest.  Since  I  wrote  that  name,  and  gave 
that  accursed  bond  out  of  my  hands,  my  whole  existence, 
waking  and  sleeping,  has  been  but  one  abhorred  and  ghastly 

nightmare.     I  would  gladly  give  a  limb  to  have  that  d d 

scrap  of  parchment  in  my  hand  this  moment ;  but  patience, 
patience — one  night  more— one  night  only — of  fevered  agony 
andhideous  dreams — one  last  night — and  then — oncemore  I  am 
my  own  master — my  character  and  safety  are  again  in  my  own 
hands — and  may  I  die  the  death,  if  ever  I  risk  them  again  as  I 
have  done — one  night  more — would — would  to  God  it  were 
morning  !  " 


CHAPTER  XXXVIT. 

THE    RECKONING — CHANCEY's   LARGE   CAT — AND   THE    COACH. 

THE  morning  arrived,  and  at  the  appointed  hour  Sir  Henry 
Ashwoode  dismounted  in  Whitefriar  Street,  and  gave  the  bridle 
of  his  horse  to  the  groom  who  accompanied  him. 

"  Well,"  thought  he,  as  he  entered  the  din^y,  dilapidated 
square  in  which  Chancey 's  lodgings  were  situated,  "this 
matter,  at  all  events,  is  arranged — I  sha'n't  hang,  though  I'm 
half  inclined  to  allow  I  deserve  to  do  so  for  my  infernal  folly 
in  trying  the  thing  at  all;  but  no  matter,  it  has  given  me  a 
lesson  I  sha'n't  soon  forget.  As  to  the  rest,  what  care  I  now  ? 
Let  ruin  pounce  upon  me  in  any  shape  but  that — luckily  I 
have  still  enough  to  keep  body  and  soul  together  left." 

He  paused  to  indulge  in  ruminations  of  no  very  pleasant 
kind,  and  then  half  muttered, — 


The  "Cock  and  A  nchor" 
i 

"  I  have  been  a  fool — I  have  walked  in  a  dream.  Only  to 
think  of  a  man  liko  me,  who  has  seen  something  of  the  world, 

allowing  that  d d  hag  to  play  him  such  a  trick.     Well,  I 

believe  it  is  true,  after  all,  that  we  cannot  have  wisdom  without 
paying  for  it.  If  my  acquisitions  bear  any  proportion  to  my 
outlay,  I  ought  to  be  a  Solomon  by  this  time." 

The  door  was  opened  to  his  summons  by  Gordon  Chancey 
himself.  When  Ashwoode  entered,  Chancey  carefully  locked 
the  door  on  the  inside  and  placed  the  key  in  his  pocket 

"It's  as  well,  Sir  Henry,  to  be  on  the  safe  side,  observed 
Chancey,  shuffling  towards  the  table.  "Dear  me,  dear  me, 
there's  no  such  thing  as  being  too  careful — is  there,  Sir 
Henry  ?  " 

"  Well,  well,  well,  let's  to  business,"  said  young  Ashwoode, 
hurriedly,  seating  himself  at  the  end  of  a  heavy  deal  table,  at 
which  was  a  chair,  and  taking  from  his  pocket  a  large  leathern 
pocket-book.  "  \  ou  have  the — the  security  here  P  " 

"  Of  course — oh,  dear,  of  course,"  replied  the  barrister  ;  "  the 

bond  and  warrant  of  attorney — that  d d  forgery — it  is  in 

the  next  room,  very  safe — oh,  dear  me,  yes  indeed." 

It  struck  Ashwoode  that  there  was  something,  he  could 
not  exactly  say  what,  unusual  and  sinister  in  the  manner  of 
Mr.  Chancey,  as  well  as  in  his  emphasis  and  language,  and  he 
fixed  his  eye  upon  him  for  a  moment  with  a  searching  glance. 
The  barrister,  however,  busied  himself  with  tumbling  over 
some  papers  in  a  drawer. 

"  Well,  why  don't  you  get  it  ?  "  asked  Ashwoode,  impatiently. 

"Never  mind,  never  mind,"  replied  Chancey;  "do  you 
reckon  your  money  over,  and  be  very  sure  the  bond  will  come 
time  enough.  1  don't  wonder,  though,  you're  eager  to  have  it 
fast  in  3  our  own  hands  again — but  it  will  come — it  will 
come." 

Ashwoode  proceeded  to  open  the  pocket-book  and  to  turn 
over  the  notes. 

"They're  all  right,"  said  he,  "they're  all  right.  But, 
hush  ! "  he  added,  slightly  changing  colour — "  I  hear  some- 
thing stirring  in  the  next  room  " 

"  Oh,  dear,  dear,  it's  nothing  but  the  cat,"  rejoined  Chancey, 
with  an  ugly  laugh. 

"  Your  cat  treads  very  heavily,"  said  Ashwoode,  suspiciously. 
"  So  it  does,"  rejoined  Chancey,  "  it  does  tread  heavy  ;  it's 
a  very  large  cat,  so  it  is ;  it  has  wonderful  great  claws ;  it 
can  see  in  the  dark;  it's  a  great  cat;  it  never  missed  a  rat 
yet ;  and  I've  seen  it  lure  the  bird  off  a  branch  with  the  mere 
power  of  its  eye  ;  it's  a  great  cat — but  reckon  your  money,  and 
I'll  go  in  for  the  bond." 

This  strange  speech  was  uttered  in  a  manner  at  least  as 
strange,  and  Chancey,  without  waiting  for  commentary  or 


The  Reckoning.  193 

interruption,  passed  into  the  next  room.  The  step  crossed  the 
adjoining  chamber,  and  Ashwoode  heard  the  rustling  of  papers ; 
it  then  returned,  the  door  opened,  and  not  Gordon  Chancey, 
but  Nicholas  Blarden  entered  the  room  and  confronted  Sir 
Henry  Ashwoode.  Personal  fear  in  bodily  conflict  was  a  thing 
unknown  to  the  young  baronet,  but  now  all  courage,  all 
strength  forsook  him,  and  he  stood  gazing  in  vacant  horror 
upon  that,  to  him,  most  tremendous  apparition,  with  a  face 
white  as  ashes,  and  covered  with  the  starting  dews  of  terror. 

With  that  hideous  combination,  a  smile  and  a  scowl,  stamped 
upon  his  coarse  features,  the  wretch  stood  with  folded  arms,  in 
an  attitude  of  indescribable  exultation,  gazing  with  savage, 
gloating  eyes  full  upon  his  appalled  and  terror-stricken  victim. 
Fixed  as  statues  they  both  remained  for  several  minutes. 

"Ho,  ho,  ho!  you  look  frightened,  young  man,"  exclaimed 
Blarden,  with  a  horse  laugh  ;  "  you  look  as  if  you  were  going 
to  be  hanged — you  look  as  if  the  hemp  were  round  your  neck 
— you  look  as  if  the  hangman  had  you  by  the  collar,  you  do — 
ho,  ho,  ho  !  " 

Ashwoode's  bloodless  lips  moved,  but  utterance  was  gone. 

"  It's  hard  to  get  the  words  out,"  continued  Blarden,  with 
ferocious  glee.  "  I  never  knew  the  man  yet  could  do  a  last 
dying  speech  smooth — a  sort  of  choking  comes  on,  eh  ? — the 
sight  of  the  minister  and  the  hangman  makes  a  man  feel  so 
quare,  eh  ? — and  the  coffin  looks  so  ugly,  and  all  the  crowd  ; 
it's  confusing  somehow,  and  puts  a  man  out,  eh  P — ho,  ho, 
ho!" 

Ashwoode  laid  his  hand  upon  his  forehead,  and  gazed  on  in 
blank  horror. 

"  Why,  you're  not  such  a  great  man,  by  half,  as  you  were  in 
the  play-house  the  other  evening,"  continued  Blarden  ;  "  you 
don't  look  so  grand,  by  any  manner  of  means.  Some  way  or 
other,  you  look  a  little  sickish  or  so.  I'm  afraid  you  don't 
like  my  company — ho,  ho,  ho  !  " 

Still  Sir  Henry  remained  locked  in  the  same  stupefied 
silence. 

"  Ho,  ho  !  you  seem  to  think  your  hemp  is  twisted,  and  your 
boards  sawed,"  resumed  Blarden;  "you  seem  to  think  you're 

in  a  fix  at  last — and  so  do  I,  by !  "  he  thundered,  "  for  I 

have  the  rope  fairly  round  your  weasand,  and,  by I'll 

make  you  dance  upon  nothing,  at  Gallows  Hill,  before  you're 
a  month  older.  Do  you  hear  that — do  you — you  swindler  ? 
Eh — you  gaol-bird,  you  common  forger,  you  robber,  you  crows' 
meat — who  holds  the  winning  cards  now  ?  " 

11  Where — where's  the  bond  ?  "  said  Ashwoode,  scarce 
audibly. 

"  Where's  your  precious  bond,  you  forger,  you  gibbet- 
carrion  ? "  shouted  Blarden,  exultingly.  "  Where's  your 

o 


194  The  "Cock  and  Anchor? 

forged  bond — the  bond  that  will  crack  your  neck  for  you — 
where  is  it,  eh  ?  Why,  here — here  in  my  breeches  pocket — 
that's  where  it  is.  I  hope  you  think  it  safe  enough — eh,  you 
gallows-tassle  ?  " 

Yielding  to  some  confused  instinctive  prompting  to  recover 
the  fatal  instrument,  Ashwoode  drew  his  sword,  and  would 
have  rushed  upon  his  brutal  and  triumphant  persecutor  ;  but 
Blarden  was  not  unprepared  even  for  this.  With  the  quick- 
ness of  light,  he  snatched  a  pistol  from  his  coat  pocket,  recoil- 
ing, as  he  did  so,  a  hurried  pace  or  two,  and  while  he  turned, 
coward  as  he  was,  pale  and  livid  as  death,  he  levelled  it  at  the 
young  man's  breast,  and  both  stood  for  an  instant  motionless, 
in  the  attitudes  of  deadly  antagonism. 

"  Put  up  your  sword ;  I  have  you  there,  as  well  as  every- 
where else — regularly  checkmated,  by ! "  shouted  Blarden, 

with  the  ferocity  of  half -desperate  cowardice.  "Put  up  your 
sword,  I  say,  and  don't  be  a  bloody  idiot,  along  with  every- 
thing else.  Don't  you  see  you're  done  for? — there's  not  a 
chance  left  you.  You're  in  the  cage,  and  there's  no  need  to 
knock  yourself  to  pieces  against  the  bars — you're  done  for,  I 
tell  you." 

With  a  mute  but  expressive  gesture  of  despair,  Ashwoode 
grasped  his  sword  by  the  slender,  glittering  blade,  and  broke 
it  across.  The  fragments  dropped  from  his  hands,  and  he 
sunk  almost  lifeless  into  a  chair — a  spectacle  so  ghastly,  that 
Blarden  for  a  moment  thought  that  death  was  about  to  rescue 
his  victim. 

"  Chancey,  come  out  here,"  exclaimed  Blarden  ;  "the  fellow 
has  taken  the  staggers — come  out,  will  you  ?  " 

"  Oh !  dear  me,  dear  me,"  said  Chancey,  in  his  own  quiet 
way,  "but  he  looks  very  bad." 

"  Go  over  and  shake  him,"  said  Blarden,  still  holding  the 
pistol  in  his  hand.  "  What  are  you  afraid  of  ?  He  can't  hurt 
you — he  has  broken  his  bilbo  across — the  symbol  of  gentility. 

By !  he's  a  good  deal  down  in  the  mouth." 

While  they  thus  debated,  Ashwoode  rose  up,  looking  more 
like  a  corpse  endowed  with  motion  than  a  living  man. 

"  Take  me  away  at  once,"  said  he,  with  a  sullen  wildness — 
"  take  me  away  to  gaol,  or  where  you  will — anywhere  were 
better  than  this  place.  Take  me  away  ;  I  am  ruined — blasted. 
Make  the  most  of  it — your  infernal  scheme  has  succeeded — 
take  me  to  prison." 

"Oh,  murder!  he  wants  to  go  to  gaol — do  you  hear  him, 
Chancey  ?  "  cried  Blarden — "  such  an  elegant,  fine  gentleman 
to  think  of  such  a  thing  :  only  to  think  of  a  baronet  in  gaol — 
and  for  forgery,  too — and  the  condemned  cell  such  an  ungentle- 
manly  sort  of  a  hole.  Why,  you'd  have  to  use  perfumes  to  no 
end,  to*  make  the  place  fit  for  the  reception  of  your  aristocratic 


The  Reckoning.  195 

visitors — my  Lord  this,  and  my  Lady  that — for,  of  course, 
you'll  keep  none  but  the  best  of  company — ho,  ho,  ho  !  Perhaps 
the  judge  that's  to  try  you  may  tarn  out  to  be  an  old  acquaint- 
ance, for  your  luck  is  surprising — isn't  it,  Chancey  ? — and  he'll 
pay  you  a  fine  compliment,  and  express  his  regret  when  he's 
going  to  pass  sentence,  eh  ? — ho,  ho,  ho  !  But,  after  all,  I'd 
advise  you,  if  the  condescension  is  not  too  much  to  expect 
from  such  a  very  fine  gentleman  as  you,  to  consort  as  much  as 
possible  with  the  turnkey — he's  the  most  useful  friend  you  can 
make,  under  your  peculiarly  delicate  circumstances — ho,  ho  ! — 
eh  P  It's  just  possible  he  mayn't  like  to  associate  with  you,  for 
some  of  them  fellows  are  rather  stiff,  d'ye  see,  and  won't  keep 
company  with  certain  classes  of  the  coves  in  quod,  such  as 
forgers  or  pickpockets ;  but  if  he'll  allow  it,  you'd  better  get 
intimate  with  him — ho,  ho,  ho  ! — eh  ?  " 

"Take  me  to  the  prison,  sir,"  said  Ashwoode,  sternly — "I 
suppose  you  mean  to  do  so.  Let  your  officers  remove  me  at 
once — you  have,  no  doubt,  men  for  the  purpose  in  the  next 
room.  Let  them  call  a  coach,  and  1  will  go  with  them — but 
let  it  be  at  once." 

"  Well,  you're  not  far  out  there,  by !  "  replied  Blarden. 

"I  have  a  broad-shouldered  acquaintance  or  two,  and  a  little 
bit  of  a  warrant — you  understand  ? — in  the  next  apartment. 
Grimes,  Grimes,  come  in  here — you're  wanted." 

A  huge,  ill-looking  fellow,  with  his  coat  buttoned  up  to  his 
chin,  and  a  short  pipe  protruding  from  the  corner  of  his  mouth, 
swaggered  into  the  chamber,  with  that  peculiar  gait  which 
seems  as  if  contracted  by  habitually  shouldering  and  jostling 
through  mobs  and  all  manner  of  riotous  assemblies. 

"That's  the  bird?"  said  the  fellow,  interrogatively,  and 
pointing  with  his  pipe  carelessly  at  Ashwoode.  "  You're  my 
prisoner,"  he  added,  gruffly  addressing  the  unfortunate  young 
man,  and  at  the  same  time  planting  his  ponderous  hand 
heavily  upon  his  shoulder,  he  in  the  other  exhibited  a  crumpled 
warrant. 

"  Grimes,  go  call  a  coach,"  said  Blarden,  "  and  don't  be  a 
brace  of  shakes  about  it,  do  you  mind." 

Grimes  departed,  and  Blarden,  after  a  long  pause,  suddenly 
addressing  himself  to  Ashwoode,  resumed,  in  a  somewhat 
altered  tone,  but  with  intenser  sternness  still, — 

"  Now,  I  tell  you  what  it  is,  my  young  cove,  I  have  a  sort  of 
half  a  notion  not  to  send  you  to  gaol  at  all,  do  you  hear  ?  " 

"  Pshaw,  pshaw  !  "  said  Ashwoode,  turning  bitterly  away. 

"  I  tell  you  I'm  speaking  what  I  mean,"  rejoined  Blarden  ; 
"  I'll  not  send  you  there  now  at  any  rate.  I  want  to  have  a 
bit  of  chat  with  you  this  evening,  and  it  shall  rest  with  you 
whether  you  go  there  at  all  or  not ;  I'll  give  you  the  choice 
fairly.  We'll  meet,  then,  at  Morley  Court  this  evening,  at 

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196  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

eight  o'clock ;  and  for  fear  of  accidents  in  the  meantime,  you'll 
have  no  objection  to  our  mutual  friend,  Mr.  Chancey,  and  our 
common  acquaintance,  Mr.  Grimes,  accompanying  you  home 
in  the  coach,  and  just  keeping  an  eye  on  you  till  I  come,  for 
fear  you  might  be  out  walking  when  I  call — you  understand 
me  ?  But  here's  Grimes.  Mr.  Grimes,  my  particular  friend 
Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  has  taken  an  extraordinary  remarkable 
fancy  to  you,  and  wishes  to  know  whether  you'll  do  him  the 
favour  to  take  a  jaunt  with  him  in  a  carriage  to  see  his  house 
at  Morley  Court,  and  to  spend  the  day  with  him  and  Mr. 
Chancey,  for  he  finds  that  his  health  requires  him  to  keep  at 
home,  and  he  has  a  particular  objection  to  be  left  alone,  even 
for  a  minute.  Sir  Henry,  the  coach  is  at  the  door.  You'd 
better  bundle  up  your  bank-notes,  they  may  be  useful  to  you. 
Chancey,  tell  Sir  Henry's  groom,  as  you  pass,  that  he'll  not 
want  his  horse  any  more  to-day." 

The  party  went  out ;  Sir  Henry,  pale  as  death,  and  scarcely 
able  to  support  himself  on  his  limbs,  walking  between  Chancey 
and  the  herculean  constable.  Blarden  saw  them  safely  shut 
up  in  the  vehicle,  and  giving  the  coachman  his  orders,  gazed 
after  them  as  they  drove  away  in  the  direction  of  Morley 
Court,  with  a  flushed  face  and  a  bounding  heart. 


CHAPTER  XXXVIII. 

STRANGE   GUESTS  AT   THE   MANOR. 

THE  coach  jingled,  jolted,  and  rumbled  on,  and  Ashwoode  lay 
back  in  the  crazy  conveyance  in  a  kind  of  stupefied  apathy. 
The  scene  which  had  just  closed  was,  in  his  mind,  a  chaos  of 
horrible  confusion — a  hideous,  stunning  dream,  whose  in- 
cidents, as  they  floated  through  his  passive  memory,  seemed 
like  unreal  and  terrific  exaggerations,  into  whose  reality  he 
wanted  energy  and  power  to  inquire.  Still  before  him  sate  a 
breathing  evidence  of  the  truth  of  all  these  confused  and 
horrible  recollections — the  stalwart,  ruffianly  figure  of  the 
constable— with  his  great  red  horny  hands,  and  greasy  cuffs, 
and  the  heavy  coat  buttoned  up  to  his  unshorn  chin — and  the 
short,  discoloured  pipe,  protruding  from  the  corner  of  his 
mouth — lounging  back  with  half-closed  eyes,  and  the  air  of  a 
man  who  had  passed  the  night  in  wearisome  vigils  among 
strife  and  riot,  and  who  has  acquired  the  compensating  power 
of  dividing  his  faculties  at  all  times  pretty  nearly  between 
sleep  and  waking — a  kind  of  sottish,  semi-existence — some- 
thing between  that  of  a  swine  and  a  sloth.  Over  this  figure 


Strange  Guests  at  the  Manor.  197 

the  eyes  of  the  young  man  vacantly  wandered,  and  thence  to 
the  cheerful  fields  and  trees  visible  from  the  window,  and  back 
again  to  the  burly  constable,  until  every  seam  and  button  in 
his  coat  grew  familiar  to  his  mind  as  the  oldest  tenants  of  his 
memory.  Beside  him,  too,  sate  Chaucey — his  artful,  cowardly 
betrayer.  Yet  even  against  him  he  could  not  feel  anger ; 
all  energy  of  thought  and  feeling  seemed  lost  to  him;  and 
nothing  but  a  dull  ambiguous  incredulity  and  a  scared  stupor 
were  there  in  their  stead.  On — on  they  rolled  and  rumbled, 
among  pleasant  fields  and  stately  hedge-rows,  toward  the 
ancestral  dwelling  of  the  miserable  prisoner,  who  sate  like  a 
lifeless  effigy,  yielding  passively  to  every  jolt  and  movement 
of  the  carriage. 

"  I  say,  Grimes,  were  you  ever  out  here  before  ?  "  inquired 
Mr.  Chancey.  "  We'll  soon  be  in  the  manor,  driving  up  to 
Morley  Court.  It's  a  fine  place,  I'm  given  to  understand.  I 
never  was  here  but  once  before,  long  as  I  know  Sir  Henry ; 
but  better  late  than  never.  Do  you  know  this  place,  Mr. 
Grimes  ?  " 

A  negative  grunt  and  a  short  nod  relieved  Mr.  Grimes 
from  the  painful  necessity  of  removing  his  pipe  for  the  purpose 
of  uttering  an  articulate  answer. 

"  Oh,  dear  me,  dear  me,"  resumed  Mr.  Chancey,  "  but  I'm 
uncommon  hungry  and  dry.  I  wish  to  God  we  were  safe  and 
sound  in  Sir  Henry's  house.  Grimes,  are  you  dry  ?  " 

Mr.  Grimes  removed  his  pipe,  and  spat  upon  the  coach 
floor. 

"Am  I  dhry?"  said  he.  "  About  as  dhry  as  a  sprat  in  a 
tindher-box,  that's  all.  Is  there  much  more  to  go  ?  " 

Chancey  stretched  his  head  out  of  the  coach  window. 

"  I  see  the  old  piers  of  the  avenue,"  said  he ;  "  and  God 
knows  but  it's  I  that's  glad  we're  near  our  journey's  end. 
Now  we're  passing  in — we're  in  the  avenue." 

Mr.  Grimes  hereupon  uttered  a  grunt  of  approbation  ;  and 
pressing  down  the  ashes  of  his  pipe  with  his  thumb,  he 
deposited  that  instrument  in  his  waistcoat  pocket — whence, 
at  the  same  time,  he  drew  a  small  plug  of  tobacco,  which  he 
inserted  in  his  mouth,  and  rolled  it  about  with  his  tongue 
from  time  to  time  during  the  remainder  of  their  progress. 

"  Sir  Henry,  we're  arrived,"  said  Chancey,  admonishing  the 
baronet  with  his  elbow — "  we're  at  the  hall-door  at  Morley 
Court.  Sir  Henry — dear  me,  dear  me,  he's  very  abstracted, 
so  he  is.  I  say,  Sir  Henry,  we're  at  Morley  Court." 

Ashwoode  looked  vacantly  in  Chancey 's  face,  and  then  upon 
the  stately  door  of  the  old  house,  and  suddenly  recollecting 
himself,  he  said  with  strange  alacrity, — 

"  Ay,  ay — at  Morley  Court — so  we  are.  Come,  then,  gentle- 
men, let  us  get  down." 


198  The  "Cock  and  Anchor:' 

Accordingly  the  three  companions  descended  from  the  con- 
veyance, and  entered  the  ancient  dwelling-house  together. 

"  Follow  me,  gentlemen,"  said  Ash\voode,  leading  the  way 
to  a  small,  oak-wainscoted  parlour.  "  You  shall  have  refresh- 
ments immediately." 

He  called  the  servant  to  the  door,  and  continued  addressing 
himself  to  Chancey,  and  his  no  less  refined  companion. 

"  Order  what  you  please,  gentlemen — I  can't  think  of  these 
things  just  now ;  and,  sirrah,  do  you  hear  me,  bring  a  large 
vessel  of  water — my  throat  is  literally  scorched." 

"Well,  Mr.  Chancey,  what  do  you  say?"  said  Grimes. 
"  I'm  for  a  couple  of  bottles  of  sack,  and  a  good  pitcher  of 
ale,  to  begin  with,  in  the  way  of  liquor." 

"  Well,  it  wouldn't  be  that  bad,"  said  Chancey.  "  What 
meat  have  you  on  the  spit,  my  good  man  ?  " 

"  I  don't  exactly  know,  sir,"  replied  the  wondering  domestic ; 
"  but  I'll  inquire." 

"  And  see,  my  good  man,"  continued  Chancey,  "  ask  them 
whether  there  isn't  some  cold  roast  beef  in  the  buttery ;  and 
if  so,  bring  it  up  in  a  jiffy,  for,  I  declare  to  G — d  I'm  un- 
common hungry;  and  let  the  cook  send  up  a  hot  joint 
directly ; — and  do  you  mind,  my  honest  man,  light  a  bit 
of  a  lire  here,  for  it's  rather  chill,  and  put  plenty  of  dry 
sticks " 

"  Give  us  the  ale  and  the  sack  this  instant  minute,  do  you 
see,"  said  Mr.  Grimes.  "  You  may  do  the  rest  after." 

"  Yes.  you  may  as  well,"  resumed  Chancey ;  "  for  indeed 
I'm  lost  with  the  drooth  myself." 

"  Cut  your  stick,  saucepan,"  said  Mr.  Grimes,  authorita- 
tively ;  and  the  servant  departed  in  unfeigned  astonisment 
to  execute  his  various  commissions. 

Ashwoode  threw  himself  into  a  seat,  and  in  silence  endea- 
voured to  collect  his  thoughts.  Faint,  sick,  and  stunned,  he 
nevertheless  began  gradually  to  comprehend  every  particular 
of  his  position  more  and  more  fully — until  at  length  all  the 
ghastly  truth  stood  revealed  to  his  mind's  eye  in  vivid  and 
glaring  distinctness.  While  Ashwoode  was  engaged  in  his 
agreeable  ruminations,  Mr.  Chancey  and  Mr.  Grimes  were 
busily  employed  in  discussing  the  substantial  fare  which  his 
larder  had  supplied,  and  pledging  one  another  in  copious 
libations  of  generous  liquor. 


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CHAPTER  XXXIX. 

THE  BARGAIN,  AND  TUB  NEW  CONFEDERATES. 

AT  length  the  evening  came — darkness  closed  over  the  old 
place,  and  as  the  appointed  hour  approached,  Ashwoode 
became  more  and  more  excited. 

"  1  must,"  thought  he,  "  keep  every  faculty  intensely  on  the 
stretch,  to  detect,  if  possible,  the  nature  of  their  schemes. 
Blarden  and  Chancey  have  unquestionably  hatched  some  other 

d d  plot,  though  what  worse  can  befall  me  ?  J  am  netted 

as  completely  as  their  worst  malice  can  desire.  It  is  now  seven 
o'clock.  Another  hour  will  determine  all  my  doubts.  Hark 
you,  sirrah  !  "  continued  he,  raising  his  voice,  and  addressing 
a  servant  who  had  entered  the  chamber,  "  I  expect  a  gentleman 
upon  particular  business  at  eight  o'clock.  On  his  arrival 
conduct  him  directly  to  this  room." 

He  then  relapsed  into  the  same  train  of  gloomy  and  agitated 
thought. 

Chancey  and  his  burly  companion  both  sat  snugly  before  the 
fire  smoking  their  pipes  in  silent  enjoyment,  while  their  miser- 
able host  paced  the  room  from  wall  to  wall  in  mental  torments 
indescribable. 

At  length  the  weary  interval  expired,  and  within  a  few 
minutes  of  the  appointed  hour,  Nicholas  Blarden  was  admitted 
by  the  servant,  and  ushered  into  the  chamber  in  which  Ash- 
woode expected  his  arrival. 

"  Well,  Sir  Henry,"  exclaimed  Blarden,  as  he  swaggered 
into  the  room,  " you  seem  a  little  flustered  still — eh?  Hope 
you  found  your  company  pleasant.  My  friends'  society  is  con- 
sidered uncommon  agreeable." 

The  visitor  here  threw  himself  into  a  chair,  and  continued — 

"  By  the  holy  Saint  Paul,  as  I  rode  up  your  cursed  old  dusky 
avenue,  I  began  to  think  the  chances  were  ten  to  one  you  had 
brought  your  throat  and  a  razor  acquainted  before  this.  I 
have  known  men  do  it  under  your  circumstances — of  course  I 
mean  gentlemen,  with  fine  friends  and  delicate  habits,  and  who 
could  not  stand  exposure  and  all  that  kind  of  thing.  I  say, 
Mr.  Grimes,  my  sweet  fellow,  you  may  leave  the  room,  but 
keep  within  call,  do  ye  mind.  Mr.  Chancey  and  I  want  to  have 
a  little  confidential  conversation  with  my  friend,  Sir  Henry. 
Bundle  out,  and  the  moment  you  hear  me  call  your  name,  bolt 
in  again  like  a  shot." 

Mr.  Grimes,  without  answering,  rose  and  lounged  out  of  the 
room. 

"  Chancey,  shut  that  door,"  continued  Blarden.     "  Shut  it 


200  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor" 

tight,  as  tight  as  a  drum.  There,  to  your  seat  again.  Now  then, 
Sir  Henry,  we  may  as  well  to  business ;  but  first  of  all,  sit 
down.  I  have  no  objection  to  your  sitting.  Don't  be  shy." 

Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  did  seat  himself,  and  the  three  members 
of  this  secret  council  drew  their  chairs  around  the  table,  each 
with  very  different  feelings. 

"  I  take  it  for  granted,"  said  Blarden,  planting  his  elbow 
upon  the  table,  and  supporting  his  chin  upon  his  hand,  while 
he  fixed  his  baleful  eyes  upon  the  young  man,  "  I  take  it  for 
granted,  and  as  a  matter  of  course,  that  you  have  been  puzzling 
your  brains  all  day  to  come  at  the  reason  why  I  allow  you  to 
be  sitting  in  this  house,  instead  of  clapping  your  four  bones 
under  lock  and  key,  in  another  place." 

He  paused  here,  as  if  to  allow  his  exordium  to  impress  itself 
upon  the  memory  of  his  auditory,  and  then  resumed, — 

"  And  I  take  it  for  granted,  moreover,  that  you  are  not  quite 
fool  enough  to  imagine  that  I  care  one  blast  if  you  were  strung 
up  by  the  hangman,  and  carved  by  the  doctors,  to-morrow — 
eh?" 

He  paused  again. 

"  Well,  then,  it's  possible  you  think  I  have  some  end  of  my 
own  to  serve,  by  letting  the  matter  stand  over  this  way.  And 

so  I  have,  by .  Y  ou  think  right,  if  you  never  thought  right 

before.  I  have  an  object  in  view,  and  it  lies  with  you  whether 
it's  gained  or  lost.  Do  you  mind  ?  " 

"  Go  on — go  on — go  on,"  repeated  Ashwoode,  gloomily. 

"  What  a  devil  of  a  hurry  you're  in,"  observed  Blarden,  with 
a  scornful  chuckle.  "  But  don't  tear  yourself  ;  you'll  have  it 
all  time  enough.  Now  I'm  going  to  do  great  things  for  you — 
do  you  mind  me  ?  I'm  going,  in  the  first  place,  to  give  you 
your  life  and  your  character — such  as  it  is  ;  and,  what's  more, 
I'll  not  let  you  go  to  jail  for  debt  neither.  I'll  not  let  you  be 
ruined ;  for  Nickey  Blarden  was  never  the  man  to  do  things 
by  halves.  Do  you  hear  all  I'm  saying  ?  " 

"  Yes,  yes,"  said  Ashwoode,  faintly;  "but  the  condition- 
come  to  that — the  condition." 

"Well,  I  will  come  to  that.  I  will  tell  you  the  terms," 
rejoined  Blarden.  "  I  suppose  you  need  not  be  told  that  I  am 
worth  a  good  penny,  no  matter  how  much.  At  any  rate  I'm 
rich — that  much  you  do  know.  Well,  perhaps  you'll  think  it 
odd  that  I  have  not  taken  up  a  little  to  live  more  quiet  and 
orderly ;  in  short,  that  I  have  not  sown  my  wild  oats,  and 
settled  down,  and  all  that,  and  become  what  they  call  an  orna- 
ment to  society — eh  ?  You,  perhaps,  wonder  how  it  comes  I 
have  not  taken  a  rib — why  I  have  not  got  married — eh  ?  Well, 
I  think  myself  it  **  a  wonder,  especially  for  such  an  admirer  of 
the  sex  as  I  am,  and  I  think  it's  a  pity  besides,  and  so  I've 
made  up  my  mind  to  mend  the  matter,  do  you  see,  and  to  take 


The  Bargain.  201 

a  wife  without  loss  of  time.  She  must  have  family,  for  I 
want  that,  and  she  must  have  beauty,  for  I  would  not  marry 
the  queen  without  it — family  and  beauty.  I  don't  ask  money ; 
I  have  more  of  my  own  than  I  well  know  what  to  do  with. 
Family  and  beauty  is  what  T  require.  And  I  have  settled  the 
thing  in  my  own  mind,  that  the  very  article  I  want,  just  the 
thing  to  a  nicety,  is  your  sister— little,  bright-eyed  Mary — 
sporting  Molly.  I  wish  to  marry  her,  and  her  I'll  have — and 
that's  the  long  and  the  short  of  the  whole  business." 

"  You — you  marry  my  sister,"  exclaimed  Ashwoode,  return- 
ing the  fellow's  insolent  gaze  with  a  look  of  indescribable 
scorn  and  astonishment. 

"  Yes — I — I  myself — I,  Nicholas  Blarden,  with  more  gold 
tha«i  a  man  could  count  in  three  lives,"  shouted  Blarden,  re- 
turning his  gaze  with  a  scowl  of  defiance — "J  condescend  to 
marry  the  sister  of  a  ruined,  beggared  profligate — a  common 
forger,  who  has  one  foot  in  the  dock  at  this  minute.  Down 
upon  your  marrow-bones,  and  thank  me  for  my  condescension 
— down,  I  say.'' 

Overwhelmed  with  indignation  and  disgust,  Ashwoode 
could  not  answer.  All  his  self-command  was  required  to 
resist  his  vehement  internal  impulse  to  strike  the  fellow  to 
the  ground  and  trample  upon  him.  This  strong  emotion, 
however,  had  its  spring  in  no  generous  source.  No  thought 
or  care  for  Mary's  feelings  or  fate  crossed  his  mind  ;  but  only 
the  sense  of  insulted  pride,  for  even  in  the  midst  of  all  his 
misery  and  abasement,  his  hereditary  pride  of  birth  survived  : 
that  this  low,  this  entirely  blasted,  this  branded  ruffian  should 
dare  to  propose  to  ally  himself  with  the  Ashwoodes  of  Morley 
Court — a  family  whose  blood  was  as  pure  as  centuries  of 
aristocratic  transmission,  and  repeated  commixture  with  that 
of  nobility,  could  make  it — a  family  who  stood,  in  considera- 
tion and  respect,  one  of  the  very  highest  of  the  country! 
Could  flesh  and  blood  endure  it  ? 

"  Make  your  mind  up  at  once — I  have  no  time  to  spare ; 
and  just  remember  that  the  locality  of  your  night's  lodging 
depends  upon  your  decision,"  said  Blarden,  coolly,  looking  at 
his  watch.  "  If,  unfortunately  for  yourself,  you  should  resolve 
against  the  connection,  then  you  must  have  the  goodness  to 
accompany  us  into  town  to-night,  and  the  law  takes  its  course 
quietly  with  you,  and  your  neck-bone  must  only  reconcile 
itself  to  an  ugly  bit  of  a  twist.  If  otherwise,  you're  a  made 
man.  Run  the  matter  fairly  over  in  your  mind,  and  see 
which  of  us  two  should  desire  the  thing  most.  As  for  me,  I 
tell  you  plainly,  it's  a  bit  of  a  fancy — no  more — and  may  pass 
off  in  a  day  or  two,  for  I  don't  pretend  to  be  extraordinarily 
steady  in  love  affairs,  and  always  had  rather  a  roving  eye ; 
and  if  I  should  happen  to  cool,  by ,  you'll  be  in  a  nice 


2O2  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

hobble.     So  I  think  yon  had  best  take  the  ball  at  the  hop- 
do  you  mind — and  make  no  mouths  at  your  good  fortune." 

Blarden  paused,  and  looked  at  his  huge  ebased-gold  watch 
again,  and  laid  it  on  the  table,  as  if  to  measure  Ashwoode's 
deliberation  by  the  minute.  Meanwhile  the  young  baronet 
had  ample  time  to  recollect  the  desperate  pressure  of  his 
circumstances,  which  outraged  pride  had  for  a  moment  half 
obliterated  from  his  mind,  and  the  process  of  remembrance 
was  in  no  small  degree  assisted  by  the  heavy  tread  of  the 
constable,  distinctly  audible  from  the  hall. 

"  Blarden,"  said  Ashwoode,  in  a  voice  low  and  husky  with 
agitation,  "'she'll  never  consent — you  can't  expect  it:  she'll 
never  marry  you." 

"  I'm  not  talking  of  the  girl's  consent  just  now,"  replied 
Blarden  :  "  I'm  asking  only  for  yours  in  the  first  place.  Am 
I  to  understand  that  you're  agreed  ?  " 

"  Yes,"  replied  Ashwoode,  sullenly ;  "  what  is  there  left  to 
me,  but  to  agree  ?  " 

"Then  leave  me  alone  to  gain  her  consent,"  retorted 
Blarden,  with  a  brutal  smile.  "  I  have  a  bit  of  a  winning 
way  with  me — a  knack  of  my  own — for  coming  round  a  girl ; 
and  if  she  don't  yield  to  that,  why  we  must  only  try  another 
course.  When  love  is  wanting,  obedience  is  the  next  best 
thing :  although  we  can't  charm  her,  she's  no  girl  if  we  can't 
frighten  her— eh  ?  " 

Ashwoode  was  silent. 

"Now  mind,  I  require  your  active  co-operation,"  continued 
Blarden ;  "  there's  to  be  no  shamming.  I'm  no  greenhorn, 
and  know  a  loaded  die  from  a  fair  one.  It's  not  safe  to  try 
hocus  pocus  with  me,  and  if  I  don't  get  the  girl,  of  course 
you're  no  brother  of  mine,  and  must  not  expect  me  to  forget 
the  old  score  that's  between  us.  Do  you  understand  me? 
Unless  you  bring  this  marriage  about,  you  must  only  take 
the  consequences,  and  I  promise  you  they'll  be  of  the  very 
ugliest  possible  description." 

"Agreed,  agreed;  talk  no  more  of  it  just  now,"  said  Ash- 
woode, vehemently  —  "  we  understand  one  another.  To- 
morrow we  may  talk  of  it  again ;  meanwhile  torment  me  no 
more  ! " 

"  Well,  I  have  said  my  say,"  rejoined  Blarden,  "  and  have 
nothing  more  to  do  but  to  inform  you,  that  I  intend  passing 
the  night  here,  and,  in  short,  to  make  a  visit  of  a  week  or  so, 
for  it's  right  the  young  lady  should  have  an  opportunity  of 
knowing  my  geography  before  she  marries  me ;  and  besides, 
I  have  heard  a  great  account  of  old  Sir  Eichard's  cellar. 
Chancey,  do  you  tell  my  servant  to  bring  my  things  up  to  the 
room  that  Sir  Henry  will  point  out.  Sir  Henry,  you'll  see 
about  my  room — have  a  bit  of  fire  in  it — see  to  it  yourself, 


The  Bargain.  203 

mind ;  for  do  you  mind,  between  ourselves,  I  think  it's  on 
the  whole  your  better  course  to  be  uncommonly  civil  to  me. 
Stir  yourselves,  gentlemen.  And,  Chaucey,  hand  Grimes  his 
fee,  and  let  him  be  off.  We'll  try  a  jug  of  your  claret,  Sir 
Henry,  and  a  spatchcock,  or  some  little  thing  of  the  kind, 
and  then  to  our  virtuous  beds — eh  ?  " 

After  a  carousal  protracted  to  nearly  three  hours,  during 
which  Nickey  Blarden  treated  his  two  companions  to  sundry 
ballads,  and  other  vocal  efforts  somewhat  more  boisterous 
than  elegant,  and  supplying  frequent  allusion,  and  not  of  the 
most  delicate  kind,  to  his  contemplated  change  of  condition, 
that  interesting  person  proceeded  somewhat  unsteadily  up- 
stairs to  his  bed-chamber.  With  a  supicion,  which  even  his 
tipsiness  could  not  overcome,  he  jealously  bolted  the  door 
upon  the  inside,  and  laid  his  sword  and  pistols  upon  the 
table  by  his  bed,  remembering  that  it  was  just  possible  that 
his  entertainer  might  conceive  an  expeditious  project  for 
relieving  himself  of  all  his  troubles,  or  at  least  the  greater 
part  of  them.  These  pleasant  precautions  taken,  Mr.  Blarden 
undressed  himself  with  all  celerity  and  threw  himself  into 
bed. 

This  gentleman's  opinion  of  mankind  was  by  no  means 
exalted,  nor  at  all  complimentary  to  human  nature.  Utter, 
hardened  selfishness  he  believed  to  be  the  master-passion  of 
the  human  race,  and  any  appeal  which  addressed  itself  to 
that,  he  looked  upon  as  irresistible.  In  applying  this  rule  to 
Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  he  happened,  indeed,  to  be  critically 
correct,  for  the  young  baronet  was  in  very  nearly  all  points 
fashioned  precisely  according  to  honest  Nickey's  standard  of 
humanity.  That  gentleman  experienced,  therefore,  no  mis- 
givings as  to  his  young  friend's  preferring  at  all  hazards  to 
remain  at  Morley  Court,  rather  than  quit  the  country,  and 
enter  upon  a  life  of  vagabond  beggary. 

"  No,  no,"  thought  Blarden,  "  he'll  not  take  leg  bail,  just 
because  he  can  gain  nothing  earthly  by  it  now ;  the  only 
thing  I  can  see  that  could  serve  him  at  all — that  is,  supposing 
him  to  be  against  the  match — is  to  cut  my  throat ;  however, 
I  don't  think  he's  wild  enough  to  run  that  risk,  and  if  he  does 
try  it,  by ,  he'll  have  the  worst  of  the  game." 

Thus,  after  a  day  of  unclouded  triumph,  did  Mr.  Blarden 
compose  himself  to  light  and  happy  slumbers. 


2O4  The  "Cock  and  Anchor -." 


CHAPTER  XL. 

DREAMS — FIRST    IMPRESSIONS — THE   MAN   IN   THE   PLUM-COLOURED 

SUIT. 

THE  sun  shone  cheerily  through  the  casement  of  the  quaint 
and  pretty  little  chamber  which  called  Mary  Ashwoode  its 
mistress.  It  was  a  fresh  and  sunny  autumn  morning  ;  the 
last  leaves  rustled  on  the  boughs,  and  the  thrush  and  black- 
bird sang  their  merry  morning  lays.  Mary  sat  by  the  window, 
looking  sadly  forth  upon  the  slopes  and  woods  which  caught 
the  slanting  beams  of  the  ruddy  sun. 

"I  have  passed,  indeed,  a  very  troubled  night — I  have  been 
haunted  with  strange  and  fearful  dreams.  I  feel  very  sorrow- 
ful and  uneasy — indeed,  indeed  I  do,  Carey." 

"It's  only  the  vapours,  my  lady,"  replied  the  maid;  "a 
glass  of  orange-flower  water  and  camphor  is  the  sovereignest 
thing  in  the  world  for  them." 

"  Indeed,  Carey,''  continued  the  young  lady,  still  gazing 
sadly  from  the  casement,  "  I  know  not  why  it  is  so — a  foolish 
dream,  wild  and  most  extravagant,  yet  still  it  will  not  leave 
me.  I  cannot  shake  off  this  fear  and  depression.  I  will  run 
down  stairs  and  talk  with  my  dear  brother — that  may  cheer 
me." 

She  arose,  ran  lightly  down  the  stairs,  and  entered  the 
parlour.  The  first  object  that  met  her  gaze,  standing  full 
before  her,  was  a  large  and  singularly  ill-looking  man,  arrayed 
in  a  suit  of  plum-coloured  cloth,  richly  laced.  It  was  Nicholas 
Blarden.  With  a  vulgar  swagger,  half  abashed  and  half 
impudent,  the  fellow  acknowledged  her  entrance  by  retreating 
a  little  and  making  an  awkward  bow,  while  a  smile  and  a  leer, 
more  calculated  to  frighten  than  to  attract,  lighted  his  coarse 
and  swollen  features.  The  girl  looked  at  this  object  with  a 
startled  air,  she  felt  that  she  had  seen  that  sinister  face  before, 
but  where  or  when — whether  waking  or  in  a  dream,  she  strove 
in  vain  to  remember. 

"  I  say,  Ashwoode,  where's  your  manners  ?  "  said  Blarden, 
turning  angrily  towards  the  young  baronet,  who  was  scarcely 
less  confounded  at  her  sudden  entrance  than  was  the  girl 
herself.  "  What  do  you  stand  gaping  there  for  ?  Don't  you 
see  the  young  lady  wants  to  know  who  I  am  ?  " 

Blarden  followed  this  vehement  exhortation  with  a  look 
which  at  once  recalled  Ashwoode  to  his  senses. 

"  Mary,"  said  he,  approaching,  "  this  is  my  particular  friend, 
Mr.  Nicholas  Blarden.  Mr.  Blarden,  my  sister,  Miss  Mary 
Ashwoode." 

"  Your  most  obedient  humble  servant,  Mistress  Mary,"  said 


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Blarden,  with  a  gallant  air.  Wonderful  beautiful  weather  ; 

d •  me,  but  it's  like  the  middle  of  summer.  I'm  just  going 

out  to  take  a  bit  of  a  tramp  among  the  bushes  and  lead  god- 
desses," he  added,  not  feeling,  spite  of  all  his  effrontery,  quite 
at  his  ease  in  the  presence  of  the  elegant  and  high-born  girl ; 
and,  more  confounded  and  abashed  by  the  simple  dignity  of 
her  artless  nature  than  he  ever  remembered  to  have  been 
before,  under  any  circumstances  whatever,  he  made  his  exit 
from  the  chamber. 

"  Who  is  that  man  ?  "  said  the  girl,  drawing  close  to  her 
brother's  side,  and  clinging  timidly  to  his  arm.  "  His  face  is 
familiar  to  me — I  have  seen  or  dreamed  of  it  before ;  it  has 
been  before  me  either  in  some  troubled  scene  or  dream.  I 
feel  frightened  and  oppressed  when  he  is  near  me.  Who  is 
he,  brother  ?  " 

"  Pshaw  !  nonsense,  girl,"  said  her  brother,  in  vain  attempt- 
ing to  appear  unconstrained  and  at  his  ease ;  "  he  is  a  very 
good,  honest  fellow,  not,  as  you  see,  the  most  polished  in  the 
world,  but  in  essentials  an  excellent  fellow ;  you'll  easily  get 
over  your  antipathy— his  oddity  of  manner  and  appearance  is 
soon  forgotten,  and  in  all  other  points  he  is  an  admirable 
fellow.  Pshaw  !  you  have  too  much  sense  to  hate  a  man  for 
his  face  and  manner." 

"  I  do  not  hate  him,  brother,"  said  Mary,  "  how  could  I  ? 
The  man  has  never  wronged  me ;  but  there  is  something  in  his 
eye,  in  his  air  and  expression,  in  his  whole  appearance,  sinister 
and  terrible— something  which  oppresses  and  terrifies  me.  I 
can  scarcely  move  or  breathe  in  his  presence.  I  only  hope 
that  I  may  never  meet  him  so  near  again." 

"  Your  hope  is  not  likely  to  be  realized,  then,"  replied  Ash- 
woode,  abruptly,  "  he  makes  a  stay  here  of  a  week,  or  perhaps 
more." 

A  silence  followed,  during  which  he  revolved  the  expediency 
of  hinting  at  once  at  the  designs  of  Blarden.  As  he  thus 
paused,  moodily  plotting  how  best  to  open  the  subject,  the 
unconscious  girl  stood  beside  him,  and,  looking  fondly  in  his 
face,  she  said, — 

"  Dear  brother,  you  must  not  be  so  sad.  When  all's  done, 
what  have  we  lost  but  some  of  the  wealth  which  we  can  spare  ? 
We  have  still  enough,  quite  enough.  You  shall  live  with  your 
poor  little  sister,  and  I  will  take  care  of  you,  and  read  to  you, 
and  sing  to  you  whenever  you  are  sad ;  and  we  will  walk  to- 
gether in  the  old  green  woods,  and  be  far  happier  and  merrier 
than  ever  we  could  have  been  in  the  midst  of  cold  and  heart- 
less luxury  and  dissipation.  Brother,  dear  brother,  when  shall 
we  go  to  Incharden  ?" 

"  I  can't  say  ;  I — I  don't  know  that  we  shall  go  there  at  all," 
replied  he,  shortly. 


206  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

Deep  disappointment  clouded  the  poor  girl's  face  for  a 
moment,  but  as  instantly  the  sweet  smile  returned,  and  she 
laid  her  hand  affectionately  upon  her  brother's  shoulder,  and 
looked  in  his  face. 

"  Well,  dear  brother,  wherever  you  go,  there  is  my  home, 
and  there  I  will  be  happy— as  happy  as  being  with  the  only 
creature  that  cares  for  me  now  can  make  me.3' 

"  Perhaps  there  are  others  who  care  for  you — ay — even 
more  than  I  do,"  said  the  young  man  deliberately,  and  fixing 
his  eyes  upon  her  searchingly,  as  he  spoke. 

"  How,  brother ;  what  do  you  mean  ?  "  said  the  poor  girl, 
faintly,  and  turning  pale  as  death.  "  Have  you  seen — have 

you  heard  from "  She  paused,  trembling  violently,  and 

Ashwoode  resumed, — 

"  No,  no,  child  ;  I  have  neither  seen  nor  heard  from  anyone 
whom  you  know  anything  of.  Why  are  you  so  agitated? 
Pshaw !  nonsense." 

"  I  know  not  how  it  is,  brother ;  I  am  depressed,  and  easily 
agitated  to-day,"  rejoined  she ;  "  perhaps  it  is  that  I  cannot 
forget  a  fearful  dream  which  troubled  me  last  night." 

"  Tut,  tut,  child,"  replied  he ;  "I  thought  you  had  other 
matters  to  think  of.'' 

"  And  so  I  have,  God  knows,  dear  brother,"  resumed  she — 
"  so  I  have  ;  but  this  dream  haunted  me  long,  and  haunts  me 
still ;  it  was  about  you.  I  dreamed  that  we  were  walking, 
lovingly,  hand  in  hand,  among  the  shady  walks  in  this  old 
place  ;  when,  on  a  sudden,  a  great  savage  dog — just  like  the 
old  blood-hound  you  had  shot  last  summer — came,  with  open 
jaws  and  all  its  fangs  exposed,  springing  towards  us.  I  threw 
myself,  terrified,  into  your  arms,  but  you  grasped  me,  with 
iron  strength,  and  held  me  forth  toward  the  frightful  animal. 
I  saw  your  face  ;  it  was  changed  and  horrible.  I  struggled — I 
screamed — and  awakened,  gasping  with  afright." 

"A  silly,  unmeaning  dream,"  said  Ashwoode,  slightly 
changing  colour,  and  turning  from  her.  "  You're  not  such  a 
child,  surely,  as  to  let  that  trouble  you." 

"  No,  indeed,  brother,"  replied  she,  "  I  do  not  suffer  it  to 
trouble  my  mind;  but  it  has  fastened  somehow  upon  my 
imagination,  and  spite  of  all  I  can  do,  the  impression  remains 

There — there — see  that  horrible  man  staring  in  at  us, 

from  behind  the  evergreens,"  she  added,  glancing  at  a  large, 
tufted  laurel,  which  partially  screened  the  unprepossessing 
form  of  Nicholas  Blarden,  who  was  intently  watching  the 
youthful  pair  as  they  conversed.  Perhaps  conscious  that  he 
had  been  observed,  he  quitted  his  lurking-place,  and  plunged 
deeper  into  the  thick  screen  of  foliage. 

"  Dear  Henry,"  said  she,  turning  imploringly  toward  her 
brother,  "  there  is  something  about  that  man  which  frightens 


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me ;  my  heart  sickens  whenever  I  see  him.  I  feel  like  some 
poor  bird  under  the  eye  of  a  hawk.  I  do  not  feel  safe  when 
he  is  looking  at  me ;  there  is  some  evil  influence  in  his  gaze 
— something  bad,  satanic,  in  his  look  and  presence ;  I  dread 
him  instinctively.  For  God's  sake,  dear,  dear  brother,  do  not 
keep  company  with  him — he  will  harm  you — it  cannot  lead  to 
good." 

"This  is  mere  folly — downright  raving,"  said  Ashwoode, 
vehemently,  but  with  an  uneasiness  which  he  could  not  con- 
ceal. "  He  is  my  guest,  and  will  remain  so  for  some  weeks.  I 
must  be  civil  to  him — both  of  us  must." 

"  Surely,  dear  brother — after  all  I  have  said — you  will  not 
ask  me  to  associate  with  him  during  his  stay,  since  stay  he 
must,"  urged  Mary. 

"  We  ought  not  to  consult  our  whims  at  the  expense  of 
civility,"  retorted  the  baronet,  drily. 

"  But  surely  my  presence  is  not  required,"  urged  she. 

"  You  cannot  tell  how  that  may  be,"  replied  Ashwoode, 
abruptly,  and  then  added,  abstractedly,  as  he  walked  slowly 
towards  the  door:  "We  often  speak,  we  know  not  what;  we 
often  stand,  we  know  not  where — necessity,  fate,  destiny — 
whatever  is,  must  be.  Let  this  be  our  philosophy,  Mary." 

Wholly  at  a  loss  to  comprehend  this  incoherent  speech,  his 
sister  remained  silent  for  some  minutes. 

"  Well,  child,  how  say  you  P  "  exclaimed  Ashwoode,  turning 
suddenly  round. 

"  Dear  brother,"  said  she,  "  I  would  fain  not  meet  that  man 
any  more  while  he  remains  here.  You  will  not  ask  me  to 
come  down." 

"  A  truce  to  this  folly,"  exclaimed  Ashwoode,  with  loud  and 
sudden  emphasis.  "  You  must — you  must,  I  say,  appear  at 
breakfast,  at  dinner,  and  at  supper.  You  must  see  Blarden, 
and  talk  with  him — he's  my  friend — you  must  know  him." 
Then  checking  himself,  he  added,  in  a  less  vehement  tone — 
"  Mary,  don't  act  like  a  fool — you  are  none :  these  silly  fancies 
must  not  be  indulged — remember,  he's  my  friend.  There, 
there,  be  a  good  girl — no  more  folly." 

He  came  over,  patted  her  cheek,  and  then  turned  abruptly 
from  her,  and  left  the  room.  His  parting  caress,  however, 
was  not  sufficient  to  obliterate  the  painful  impression  which 
his  momentary  violence  had  left,  for  in  that  brief  space  of 
angry  excitement  his  countenance  had  worn  the  self-same 
sinister  expression  which  had  appalled  her  in  her  last  night's 
dream. 


208  The  ( '  Cock  and  A  nchor" 


CHAPTER  XLL 

OF  O'CONNOR  AND  A   CERTAIN   TRAVELLING  ECCLESIASTIC — AND 
HOW  THE  DARKNESS  OVERTOOK  THEM. 


IT  has  become  necessary,  in  order  to  a  clear  and  chronologi- 
cally arranged  exposition  of  events  to  return  for  a  little  while 
to  our  melancholy  young  friend,  Edmond  O'Connor,  who, 
with  his  faithful  squire,  Larry  Toole,  following  in  close  atten- 
dance upon  his  progress,  was  now  returning  from  a  last  visit 
to  the  poor  fragment  of  his  patrimony,  the  wreck  of  his  father's 
fortunes,  and  which  consisted  of  a  few  hundred  acres  of  wild 
woodland,  surrounding  a  small  square  tower  half  gone  to 
decay,  and  bidding  fair  to  become  in  a  few  years  a  mere  roof- 
less ruin.  He  had  seen  the  few  retainers  of  his  family  who 
still  remained,  and  bidden  them  a  last  farewell,  and  was  now 
far  in  his  second  day's  leisurely  journey  toward  the  city  of 
Dublin. 

The  sun  was  fast  declining  among  the  rich  and  glowing 
clouds  of  an  autumnal  evening,  and  pouring  its  melancholy 
lustre  upon  the  woods  and  the  old  towers  of  Leixlip,  as  the 
young  man  rode  into  that  ancient  town.  How  different  were 
his  present  feelings  from  those  with  which  he  had  last 
traversed  the  quiet  little  village — then  his  bright  hopes  and 
cheery  fancies  had  tinged  every  object  vhe  looked  on  with  their 
own  warm  and  happy  colouring ;  but  now,  alas  !  how  mournful 
the  reverse.  With  the  sweet  illusions  he  had  so  fondly 
cherished  had  vanished  all  the  charm  of  all  he  saw ;  the  scene 
was  disenchanted  now,  and  all  seemed  coloured  in  the  sombre 
and  chastened  hues  of  his  own  deep  melancholy ;  the  river, 
with  all  its  brawling  falls  and  windings,  filled  his  ear  with 
plaintive  harmonies,  and  all  its  dancing  foam-bells,  that 
chased  one  another  down  its  broad  eddies,  glancing  in  the 
dim,  discoloured  light  of  the  evening  sun,  seemed  but  so 
many  images  of  the  wayward  courses  and  light  illusions  of 
human  hope ;  even  the  old  ivy-mantled  towers,  as  he  looked 
upon  their  time-worn  front,  seemed  to  have  suffered  a  cen- 
tury's decay  since  last  he  beheld  them  ;  every  scene  that  met 
his  eye,  and  every  sound  that  floated  to  his  ear  on  the  still 
air  of  evening,  was  alike  charged  with  sadness. 

At  a  slow  pace,  and  with  a  heart  oppressed,  he  passed  the 
little  town,  and  soon  its  trees,  and  humble  roofs,  and  blue 
curling  smoke  were  left  far  behind  him.  He  had  proceeded 
more  than  a  mile  when  the  sun  descended,  and  the  dusky 


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twilight  began  to  deepen.  He  spurred  his  horse,  and  at  a 
rate  more  suited  to  the  limited  duration  of  the  little  light 
which  remained,  he  rode  at  a  sharp  trot  along  the  uneven 
way  toward  Dublin.  He  had  not  proceeded  far  at  this  rate 
when  he  overtook  a  gentleman  on  horseback,  who  was  list- 
lessly walking  his  steed  in  the  same  direction,  and  who,  on 
seeing  a  cavalier  thus  wending  his  way  on  the  same  route, 
either  with  a  view  to  secure  good  company  upon  the  road,  or 
for  some  other  less  obvious  purpose,  spurred  on  also,  and 
took  his  place  by  the  side  of  our  young  friend.  O'Connor 
looked  upon  his  uninvited  companion  with  a  jealous  eve,  for 
his  right  adventure  of  a  few  months  since  was  forcibly  re- 
called to  his  memory  by  the  circumstances  of  his  present 
situation.  The  person  who  rode  by  his  side  was,  as  well  as 
he  could  descry,  a  tall,  lank  man,  with  a  hooked  nose,  heavy 
brows,  and  sallow  complexion,  having  something  grim  and 
ascetic  in  the  character  of  his  face.  After  turning  slightly 
twice  or  thrice  towards  O'Connor,  as  if  doubtful  whether 
to  address  him,  the  stranger  at  length  accosted  the  young 
man. 

"  A  fair  evening  this,  sir,"  said  he,  "  and  just  cool  enough 
to  make  a  brisk  ride  pleasant." 

O'Connor  assented  drily,  and  without  waiting  for  a  renewal 
of  the  conversation,  spurred  his  horse  into  a  canter,  with  the 
intention  of  leaving  his  new  companion  behind.  That  per- 
sonage was  not,  however,  so  easily  to  be  shaken  off;  he,  in 
turn,  put  his  horse  to  precisely  the  same  pace,  and  remarked 
composedly, — 

"  I  see,  sir,  you  wish  to  make  the  most  of  the  light  we've 
left  us ;  dark  riding,  they  say,  is  dangerous  riding  hereabout. 
I  suppose  you  ride  for  the  city?  " 

O'Connor  made  no  answer. 

"  I  presume  you  make  Dublin  yonr  halting-place  ? "  re- 
peated the  man. 

"You  are  at  liberty,  sir,"  replied  O'Connor,  somewhat 
sharply,  "  to  presume  what  you  please  ;  I  have  good  reasons, 
however,  for  not  caring  to  bandy  words  with  strangers. 
Where  I  rest  for  the  night  cannot  concern  anybody  but 
myself." 

"No  offence,  sir — no  offence  meant,"  replied  the  man,  in 
the  same  even  tone,  "  and  I  hope  none  taken." 

A  silence  of  some  minutes  ensued,  during  which  O'Connor 
suddenly  slackened  his  horse's  pace  to  a  walk.  The  stranger 
made  a  corresponding  alteration  in  that  of  his. 

"  Your  pace,  sir,  is  mine,"  observed  the  stranger.  "  We 
may  as  well  breathe  our  beasts  a  little." 

Another  pause  followed,  which  was  at  length  broken  by 
the  stranger's  observing,— 

P 


2 1 o  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor" 

"A  lucky  chance,  in  truth.  A  comrade  is  an  important 
acquisition  in  such  a  ride  as  ours  promises  to  be." 

"  I  already  have  one  of  my  own  choosing,"  replied  O'Connor 
drily ;  "  I  ride  attended." 

"  And  so  do  I,"  continued  the  other,  "  and  doubtless  our 
trusty  squires  are  just  as  happy  in  the  reuconter  as  are  their 
masters." 

A  considerable  silence  ensued,  which  at  length  was  broken 
by  the  stranger. 

"  Your  reserve,  sir,"  said  he,  "  as  well  as  the  hour  at  which 
you  travel,  leads  me  to  conjecture  that  we  are  both  bound  on 
the  same  errand.  Am  I  understood  ?  " 

"  You  must  speak  more  plainly  if  you  would  be  so,"  replied 
O'Connor. 

"Well,  then,"  resumed  he,  "I  half  believe  that  we  shall 
meet  to-night — where  it  is  no  sin  to  speak  loyalty." 

"  Still,  sir,  you  leave  me  in  the  dark  as  to  your  meaning," 
replied  O'Connor. 

"  At  a  certain  well  of  sweet  water,"  said  the  man  with 
deliberate  significance — "  is  it  not  so — eh — am  I  right  P  " 

"No,  sir,"  replied  O'Connor,  "your  sagacity  is  at  fault; 
or  else,  it  may  be,  your  wit  is  too  subtle,  or  mine  too  dull ; 
for,  if  your  conjectures  be  correct,  I  cannot  comprehend 
your  meaning — nor  indeed  is  it  very  important  that  I 
should." 

"  Well,  sir,"  replied  he,  "  I  am  seldom  wrong  when  I 
hazard  a  guess  of  this  kind ;  but  no  matter — if  we  meet  we 
shall  be  better  friends,  I  promise  you." 

They  had  now  reached  the  little  town  of  Chapelizod,  and 
darkness  had  closed  in.  At  the  door  of  a  hovel,  from  which 
streamed  a  strong  red  light,  the  stranger  drew  his  bridle,  and 
called  for  a  cup  of  water.  A  ragged  urchin  brought  it  forth. 

"Pax  Domini  vobiscum"  said  the  stranger,  restoring  the 
vessel,  and  looking  upward  steadfastly  for  a  minute,  as  if  in 
mental  prayer,  he  raised  his  hat,  and  in  doing  so  exhibited 
the  monkish  tonsure  upon  his  head;  and  as  he  sate  there 
motionless  upon  his  horse,  with  his  sable  cloak  wrapped  in 
ample  folds  about  him,  and  the  strong  red  light  from  the 
hovel  door  falling  upon  his  thin  and  well-marked  features, 
bringing  into  strong  relief  the  prominences  of  his  form  and 
attire,  and  shining  full  upon  the  drooping  head  of  the  tired 
steed  which  he  bestrode — this  equestrian  figure  might  have 
furnished  no  unworthy  study  for  the  pencil  of  Schalken. 

In  a  few  minutes  they  were  again  riding  side  by  side  along 
the  street  of  the  straggling  little  town. 

"  I  perceive,  sir,"  said  O'Connor,  "  that  you  are  a  clergy- 
man. Unless  this  dim  light  deceives  me,  I  saw  the  tonsure 
when  you  raised  your  hat  just  now." 


A  Certain  Travelling  Ecclesiastic.  2 1 1 

"Your  eyes  deceived  you  not — I  am  one  of  a  religious 
order,"  replied  the  man,  "  and  perchance  not  on  that  account 
a  more  acceptable  companion  to  you." 

"  Indeed  you  wrong  me,  reverend  sir,"  said  O'Connor. 
"  I  owe  you  an  apology  for  receiving  your  advances  as  I 
have  done ;  but  experience  has  taught  me  caution  ;  and  until 
I  know  something  of  those  whom  I  encounter  on  the  highway, 
I  hold  with  them  as  little  communication  as  I  can  well  avoid. 
So  far  from  being  the  less  acceptable  a  companion  to  me  by 
reason  of  your  sacred  office,  believe  me,  you  need  no  better 
recommendation.  I  am  myself  an  humble  child  of  the  true 
Church  ;  and  her  ministers  have  never  claimed  respect  from  me 
in  vain." 

The  priest  looked  searchingly  at  the  young  man ;  but  the 
light  afforded  but  an  imperfect  scrutiny. 

"  You  say,  sir,"  rejoined  he  after  a  pause,  "  that  you 
acknowledge  our  father  of  Rome — that  you  are  one  of  those 
who  eschew  heresy,  and  cling  constantly  to  the  old  true 
faith — that  you  are  free  from  the  mortal  taint  of  Protestant 
infidelity." 

"  That  do  I  with  my  whole  heart,"  rejoined  O'Connor. 

"  Are  you,  moreover,  one  of  those  who  still  look  with  a  holy 
confidence  to  the  return  of  better  days  ?  When  the  present 
order  of  things,  this  usurped  government  and  abused  autho- 
rity, shall  pass  away  like  a  dark  dream,  and  fly  before  the 
glory  of  returning  truth.  Do  you  look  for  the  restoration  of 
the  royal  heritage  to  its  rightful  owner,  and  of  these  afflicted 
countries  to  the  bosom  of  mother  Church  ?  " 

"  Happy  were  I  to  see  these  things  accomplished,"  rejoined 
O'Connor ;  "  but  I  hold  their  achievement,  except  by  the  in- 
tervention of  Almighty  Providence,  impossible.  Methinks  we 
have  in  Ireland  neither  the  spirit  nor  the  power  to  do  it.  The 
people  are  heartbroken ;  and  so  far  from  coming  to  the  field 
in  this  quarrel,  they  dare  not  even  speak  of  it  above  their 
breath." 

"Young  man,  you  speak  as  one  without  understanding. 
You  know  not  this  people  of  Ireland  of  whom  you  speak. 
Believe  me,  sir,  the  spirit  to  right  these  things  is  deep  and 
strong  in  the  bosoms  of  the  people.  What  though  they  do 
not  cry  aloud  in  agony  for  vengeance,  are  they  therefore 
content,  and  at  their  heart's  ease  ? 

"  *  Quamvis  tacet  Herrnogenes,  cantor  taraen  atque, 
Optimus  est  modulator.' 

Their  silence  is  not  dumbness — you  shall  hear  them  speak 
plainly  yet." 

"Well,    it  may  be  so,"  rejoined    O'Connor;  "but  be  the 
p  2 


2 1 2  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor" 

people  ever  so  willing,  another  difficulty  arises — where  are  the 
men  to  lead  them  on  ? — who  are  they  ?  " 

The  priest  again  looked  quickly  and  suspiciously  at  the 
speaker ;  but  the  gloom  prevented  his  discerning  the  features 
of  his  companion.  He  became  silent — perhaps  half-repenting 
his  momentary  candour,  and  rode  slowly  forward  by  O'Connor's 
side,  until  they  had  reached  the  extremity  of  the  town.  The 
priest  then  abruptly  said, — 

"I  find,  sir,  I  have  been  wrong  in  my  conjecture.  Our 
paths  at  this  point  diverge,  I  believe.  You  pursue  your  way 
by  the  river's  side,  and  I  take  mine  to  the  left.  Do  not  follow 
me.  If  you  be  what  you  represent  yourself,  my  command 
will  be  sufficient  to  prevent  your  doing  so ;  if  otherwise,  I  ride 
armed,  and  can  enforce  what  I  conceive  necessary  to  my 
safety.  Farewell." 

And  so  saying,  the  priest  turned  his  horse's  head  in  the 
direction  which  he  had  intimated,  rode  up  the  steep  ascent 
which  loomed  over  the  narrow  level  by  the  river's  side;  and 
his  dark  form  quickly  disappeared  beyond  the  brow  of  the 
dusky  hill.  O'Connor's  eyes  instinctively  followed  the  re- 
treating figure  of  his  companion,  until  it  was  lost  in  the  pro- 
found darkness  ;  and  then  looking  back  for  any  dim  intimation 
of  the  presence  of  his  trusty  follower,  he  beheld  nothing  but 
the  dark  void.  He  listened ;  but  no  sound  of  horse's  hoofs 
betokened  pursuit.  He  shouted — he  called  upon  his  squire  by 
name  ;  but  all  in  vain  ;  and  at  length,  after  straining  his  voice 
to  its  utmost  pitch  for  six  or  ten  minutes  without  eliciting 
any  other  reply  than  the  prolonged  barking  of  halt"  the  village 
curs  in  Chapelizod,  he  turned  away,  and  pursued  his  course 
alone,  consoling  himself  with  the  reflection  that  his  attendant 
was  at  least  as  well  acquainted  with  the  way  as  was  he  him- 
self, and  that  he  could  not  fail  to  reach  the  "  Cock  and 
A.nchor"  whenever  he  pleased  to  exert  himself  for  the  pur- 
pose. 


CHAPTER  XLII. 

THE   SQUIRES. 

O'CONNOR  had  scarcely  been  joined  by  the  priest,  when  Larry 
Toole,  who  jogged  quietly  on,  pipe  in  mouth,  behind  his  master, 
was  accosted  by  his  reverence's  servant,  a  stout,  clean-limbed 
fellow,  arrayed  in  blue  frieze,  who  rode  a  large,  ill-made  horse, 
and  bumped  listlessly  .along  at  that  easy  swinging  jog  at 


The  Squires.  213 

which  our  southern  farmers  are  wont  to  ride.  The  fellow  had 
a  shrewd  eye,  and  a  pleasant  countenance  withal  to  look  upon, 
and  might  be  in  years  some  five  or  six  and  thirty. 

"  God  save  you,  neighbour,"  said  he. 

"  God  save  you  kindly,"  rejoined  Mr.  Toole  graciously. 

"  A  plisint  evenin'  for  a  quiet  bit  iv  a  smoke,"  rejoined  the 
stranger. 

*'  None  better,"  rejoined  Larry,  scanning  the  stranger's 
proportions,  to  see  whether,  in  his  own  phrase,  "  he  liked  his 
cut."  The  scrutiny  evidently  resulted  favourably,  for  Larry 
removed  his  pipe,  and  handing  it  to  his  new  acquaintance, 
observed  courteously,  "  Maybe  you'd  take  a  draw,  neighbour." 

"  I  thank  you  kindly,"  said  the  stranger,  as  he  transferred 
the  utensil  from  Larry's  mouth  to  his  own.  "  It's  turning 
cowld,  I  think.  I  wish  to  the  Lord  we  had  a  dhrop  iv  some- 
thing to  warm  us,"  observed  he,  speaking  out  of  the  unoccupied 
corner  of  his  mouth. 

"  We'll  be  in  Chapelizod,  plase  God,"  said  Larry  Toole, 
"  in  half  an  hour,  an'  if  ould  Tim  Delany  isn't  gone  undher 
the  daisies,  maybe  we  won't  have  a  taste  iv  his  best." 

"  Are  you  follyin'  that  gintleman  ?  "  inquired  the  stranger, 
with  his  pipe  indicating  O'Connor,  "  that  gintleman  that  the 
masther  is  talking  to  ?  " 

"  I  am  so,"  rejoined  Larry  promptly,  "  an'  a  good  gintle- 
man he  is ;  an'  that's  your  masther  there.  What  sort  is  he  ?  " 

"  Oh,  good  enough,  as  masthers  goes — no  way  surprisin' 
one  way  or  th'  other." 

"  Where  are  you  goin*  to  ?  "  pursued  Larry. 

"  I  never  axed,  bedad,"  rejoined  the  man,  "  only  to  folly  on, 
wherever  he  goes— an'  divil  a  hair  I  care  where  that  is.  What 
way  are  you  two  goin'  ?  " 

"  To  Dublin,  to  be  sure,"  rejoined  Larry.  "  I  wisht  we  wor 
there  now.  What  the  divil  makes  him  ride  so  unaiqual — 
sometimes  cantherin',  and  other  times  mostly  walkin' — it's 
mighty  nansinsical,  so  it  is." 

"  By  gorra,  I  don't  know,  anless  fancy  alone,"  rejoined  the 
stranger. 

"Here's  your  pipe,"  continued  he,  after  some  pause,  "an'  I 
thank  you  kindly,  misther — misther — how's  this  they  call 
you?  " 

"  Misther  Larry  Toole  is  the  name  I  was  christened  by," 
rejoined  the  gentleman  so  interrogated. 

"An'  a  rale  illegant  name  it  is,"  replied  the  stranger. 
"  The  Tooles  is  a  royal  family,  an'  may  the  Lord  restore  them 
to  their  rights." 

"  Amen,  bedad,"  rejoined  Larry  devoutly. 

"My  name's  Ned  Mollowney,"  continued  he,  anticipating 
Larry's  interrogatory,  "from  the  town  of  Ballydun,  the 


2 1 4  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor? ' 

plisintest  spot  in  the  beautiful  county  iv  Tipperary.  There 
isn't  it's  aquil  out  for  fine  men  and  purty  girls."  Larry 
sighed. 

The  conversation  then  took  that  romantic  turn  which  best 
suited  the  melancholy  chivalry  of  Larry's  mind,  after  which 
ihe  current  of  their  mutual  discoursing,  by  the  attraction  of 
irresistible  association,  led  them,  as  they  approached  the  little 
village,  once  more  into  suggestive  commentaries  upon  the 
bitter  cold,  and  sundry  pleasant  speculations  respecting  the 
creature  comforts  which  awaited  them  under  Tim  Delany's 
genial  roof-tree. 

"  The  holy  saints  be  praised,"  said  Ned  Mollowney,  "  we're 
in  the  village  at  last.  The  tellin'  iv  stories  is  the  dhryest 
work  that  ever  a  boy  tuck  in  hand.  My  mouth  is  like  a 
cindher  all  as  one." 

"  Tim  Delany's  is  the  second  house  beyant  that  wind  in  the 
street,"  said  Larry,  pointing  down  the  road  as  they  advanced. 
"  We'll  jist  get  down  for  a  minute  or  two,  an'  have  somethin' 
warrum  by  the  fire ;  we'll  overtake  the  gintlemen  asy 
enough." 

"  I'm  agreeable,  Mr.  Toole,"  said  the  accommodating  Ned 
Mollowney.  "  Let  the  gintlemen  take  care  iv  themselves. 
They're  come  to  an  age  when  they  ought  to  know  what  they're 
about." 

"  This  is  it,"  said  Larry,  checking  his  horse  before  a  low 
thatched  house,  from  whose  doorway  the  cheerful  light  was 
gleaming  upon  the  bushes  opposite. 

The  two  worthies  dismounted,  and  entered  the  humble  place 
of  entertainment.  Tim  Delany's  company  was  singularly 
fascinating,  and  his  liquor  was,  if  possible,  more  so — besides, 
the  evening  was  chill,  and  his  hearth  blazed  with  a  fire,  the 
very  sight  of  which  made  the  blood  circulate  freely,  and  the 
finger-tops  grow  warm.  Larry  Toole  was  prepossessed  in 
favour  of  Ned  Mollowney,  and  Ned  Mollowney  had  fallen  in 
love  with  Larry  Toole,  so  that  it  is  hardly  to  be  wondered  at 
that  the  two  gentlemen  yielded  to  the  combined  seduction  of 
their  situation,  and  seated  themselves  snugly  by  the  fire,  each 
with  his  due  allowance  of  stimulating  liquor,  and  with  a  very 
vague  and  uncertain  kind  of  belief  in  the  likelihood  of  their 
following  their  masters  respectively  until  they  had  made  them- 
selves particularly  comfortable.  It  was  not  until  after  nearly 
two  hours  of  blissful  communion  with  his  delectable  companion, 
that  Larry  Tooie  suddenly  bethought  him  of  the  fact  that  he 
had  allowed  his  master,  at  the  lowest  calculation,  time  enough 
to  have  ridden  to  and  from  the  "  Cock  and  Anchor  "  at  least 
half  a  dozen  times.  He,  therefore,  hurriedly  bade  good-night, 
with  many  a  fond  vow  of  eternal  friendship  for  the  two  com- 
panions of  his  princely  revelry,  mounted  his  horse  with  some 


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little  difficulty,  and  becoming  every  moment  more  and  more 
confused,  and  less  and  less  perpendicular,  found  himself  at 
length — with  an  indistinct  remembrance  of  having  had  several 
hundred  falls  upon  every  possible  part  of  his  body,  and  upon 
every  possible  geological  substance,  from  soft  alluvial  mud  up 
to  plain  lime-stone,  during  the  c  >urse  of  his  progress — within 
the  brick  precincts  of  the  city.  The  horse,  with  an  instinctive 
contempt  for  Mr.  Toole's  judgment,  wholly  disregarded  that 
gentleman's  vehement  appeals  to  the  bridle,  and  quietly  pur- 
sued his  well-known  way  to  the  hostelry  of  the  "  Cock  and 
Anchor." 

Our  honest  friend  had  hardly  dismounted,  which  he  did 
with  one  eye  closed,  and  a  hiccough,  and  a  happy  smile  which 
mournfully  contrasted  with  his  filthy  and  battered  condition, 
when  he  at  once  became  absolutely  insensible,  from  which  con- 
dition he  did  not  recover  till  next  morning,  when  he  found 
himself  partially  in  bed,  quite  undressed,  with  the  exception 
of  his  breeches,  boots,  and  spurs,  which  he  had  forgotten  to 
remove,  and  which  latter,  along  with  his  feet,  he  had  deposited 
upon  the  pillow,  allowing  his  head  to  slope  gently  downward 
towards  the  foot  of  the  bed. 

As  soon  as  Mr.  Toole  had  ascertained  where  he  was,  and 
begun  to  recollect  how  he  came  there,  he  removed  his  legs 
from  the  pillow,  and  softly  slid  upon  the  floor.  His  first 
solicitude  was  for  his  clothes,  the  spattered  and  villainous 
condition  of  which  appalled  him ;  his  next  was  to  endeavour 
to  remember  whether  or  not  his  master  had  witnessed  his 
weakness.  Absorbed  in  this  severe  effort  of  memory,  he  sat 
upon  the  bedside,  gazing  upon  the  floor,  and  scratching  his 
head,  when  the  door  opened,  and  his  friend  the  groom  entered 
the  chamber. 

"  I  say,  old  gentleman,  you've  been  having  a  little  bit  of  a 
spree,"  observed  he,  gazing  pleasantly  upon  the  disconsolate 
figure  of  the  little  man,  who  sat  in  his  shirt  and  jack-boots, 
staring  at  him  with  a  woe- begone  and  bewildered  air.  "  Why, 
you  had  a  bushel  of  mud  about  your  body  when  you  came  in, 
and  no  hat  at  all.  Well,  you  had  a  pleasant  night  of  it — 
there's  no  denying  that." 

"  No  hat ; "  said  Larry  desolately.  "  It  isn't  possible  I 
dropped  my  hat  off  my  head  unknownest.  Bloody  wars,  my 
hat !  is  it  gone  in  airnest  ?  " 

"  Yes,  young  gentleman,  you  came  here  bareheaded.  The 
hat  is  gone,  and  that's  a  fact,"  replied  the  groom. 

"  I  thought  my  coat  was  bad  enough ;  but — oh  !  blur-anagers, 
my  hat ! "  ejaculated  Larry  with  abandonment.  "  Bad  luck 
go  with  the  liquor — tare-an-ouns,  my  hat !  " 

"  There's  a  shoe  off  the  horse,"  observed  the  groom;  "and 
the  seat  is  gone  out  of  your  breeches  as  clean  as  if  it  never 


216  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

was  in  it.  Well,  but  yon  had  a  pleasant  evening  of  it — you 
had." 

"An'  my  breeches  desthroyed — ruined  beyant  cure!  See, 
Tom  Berry,  take  a  blundherbuz,  will  you,  and  put  me  out  of 
pain  at  wonst.  My  breeches  !  Oh,  divil  go  with  the  liquor  ! 
Holy  Moses,  is  it  possible  ? — my  breeches  !  " 

In  an  agony  of  contrition  and  desperate  remorse,  Larry 
Toole  clasped  his  hands  over  his  eyes  and  remained  for  some 
minutes  silent ;  at  length  he  said — 

"  An'  what  did  the  masther  say  ?  Don't  be  keeping  me  in 
pain — out  with  it  at  wonst." 

"  What  master  ?  "  inquired  the  groom. 

"  What  masther?  "  echoed  Mr.  Toole—"  why  Mr.  O'Connor, 
to  be  sure." 

"  I'm  sure  I  can't  say,"  replied  the  man ;  "  I  have  not  seen 
him  this  month." 

"  Wasn't  he  here  before  me  last  night  ?  "  inquired  the  little 
man. 

"  No,  nor  after  neither,"  replied  his  visitor. 

"  Do  you  mane  to  tell  me  that  he's  not  in  the  house  at  all  ?  " 
interrogated  Mr.  Toole. 

"Yes,"  replied  he,  "Mr.  O'Connor  is  not  in  the  house; 
the  horse  did  not  cross  the  yard  this  month.  Will  that  do 
you?" 

"  Be  the  hoky,"  said  Larry,  "  that's  exthramely  quare.  But 
are  you  raly  sure  and  quite  sartin  ?  " 

"  Yes,  I  tell  you  yes,"  replied  he. 

"  Well,  well,"  said  Mr.  Toole,  "  but  that  puts  me  to  the 
divil's  rounds  to  undherstand  it — not  come  at  all.  What 
in  the  world's  gone  with  him — not  come — where  else  could 
he  go  to?  Begorra,  the  whole  iv  the  occurrences  iv  last 
night  is  a  blaggard  mysthery.  What  the  divil's  gone  with 
him — where  is  he  at  all  ? — why  couldn't  he  wait  a  bit  for  me 
an5  I'd  iv  tuck  the  best  care  iv  him  ?  but  gintlemen  is 
always  anruly.  What  the  divil's  keepin'  him  ?  I  wouldn't 
be  surprised  if  he  made  a  baste  iv  himself  in  some  public- 
house  last  night.  A  man  ought  never  to  take  a  dhrop  more 
than  jist  what  makes  him  plisant — bad  luck  to  it.  Lend  me 
a  breeches,  an'  I'll  pray  for  you  all  the  rest  of  my  days.  I 
must  go  out  at  wonst  an'  look  for  him ;  maybe  he's  at  Mr. 
Audley's  lodgings — ay,  sure  enough,  it's  there  he  is.  Bad 
luck  to  the  liquor.  Why  the  divil  did  I  let  him  go  alone  ? 
Oh  !  sweet  bad  luck  to  it,"  he  continued  in  fierce  anguish, 
as  he  held  up  the  muddy  wreck  of  his  favourite  coat  before 
his  aching  eyes — "  my  elegant  coat — bad  luck  to  it  again — 
an'  my  beautiful  hat— once  more  bad  luck  to  it;  an'  my 
breeches — oh  !  it's  fairly  past  bearin' — my  elegant  breeches  ! 
Bad  luck  to  it  for  a  threacherous  drop — an'  the  masther  lost, 


The  Wild  Wood. 

and  no  one  knows  what's  done  with  him.  Up  with  that 
poker,  I  tell  you,  and  blow  my  brains  out  at  once ;  there's 
nothing  before  me  in  this  life  but  the  divil's  own  delight — 
finish  me,  I  tell  you,  and  let  me  rest  in  the  shade.  I'll  never 
hould  up  my  head  again,  there's  no  use  in  purtendin'.  Oh  ! 
bad  luck  to  the  dhrink ! " 

In  this  distracted  frame  of  mind  did  Larry  continue  for 
nearly  an  hour,  after  which,  with  the  aid  of  some  contribu- 
tions from  the  wardrobe  of  honest  Tom  Berry,  he  clothed 
himself,  and  went  forth  in  quest  of  his  master. 


CHAPTER   XLIII. 

THE      WILD      WOOD — THE      OLD     MANSION-HOUSE     OF     FINISKEA — 
SECRETS,    AND    A   SURPRISE. 

O'CONNOR  pursued  his  way  towards  the  city,  following  the 
broken  horse-track,  which  then  traversed  the  low  grounds 
which  lie  upon  the  left  bank  of  the  Liffey.  The  Phoenix  Park, 
or,  as  it  was  then  called,  the  Koyal  Park,  was  at  the  time  01 
which  we  write  a  much  wilder  place  than  it  now  is.  There 
were  no  trim  plantations  nor  stately  clumps  of  tufted  trees, 
no  signs  of  care  or  culture.  Broad  patches  of  shaggy  thorn 
spread  with  little  interruption  over  the  grounds,  and  regular 
roads  were  then  unknown.  The  darkness  became  momentarily 
deeper  and  more  deep  as  O'Connor  pursued  his  solitary  way ; 
and  the  difficulty  of  proceeding  grew  every  instant  greater, 
for  the  heavy  rains  had  interrupted  his  path  with  deep  sloughs 
and  pools,  which  became  at  length  so  frequent,  and  so  difficult 
of  passage,  that  he  was  fain  to  turn  from  the  ordinary  track, 
and  seek  an  easier  path  along  the  high  grounds  which  over- 
hang the  river.  The  close  screen  of  the  wild  gnarled  thorns 
which  covered  the  upper  level  on  which  he  now  moved,  still 
further  deepened  the  darkness ;  and  he  became  at  length  so 
entirely  involved  in  the  pitchy  glcom,  that  lie  dismounted,  and 
taking  his  horse  by  the  head,  led  him  forward  through  the 
tangled  brake,  and  under  the  knotted  branches  of  the  old 
hoary  thorns,  stumbling  among  the  briers  and  the  crooked 
roots,  and  every  moment  encountering  the  sudden  obstruction, 
either  of  some  stooping  branch,  or  the  trunk  of  one  of  the  old 
trees;  so  that  altogether  his  progress  was  as  tedious  and  un- 
pleasant as  it  well  could  be.  His  annoyance  became  the 
greater  as  he  proceeded ;  for  he  was  so  often  compelled  to  turn 
aside,  and  change  his  course,  to  avoid  these  interruptions, 
that  in  the  utter  darkness  he  began  to  grow  entirely  uncertain 


The  "Cock  and  Anchor?' 

whether  or  not  he  was  moving  in  the  right  direction.  The 
more  he  paused,  and  the  of  tener  he  reflected,  the  more  entirely 
puzzled  and  bewildered  did  he  become.  Glad  indeed  would 
he  have  been  that  he  had  followed  the  track  upon  which  he 
had  at  first  entered,  and  run  the  hazard  of  all  the  sloughs 
and  pools  which  crossed  it ;  but  he  was  now  embarked  in 
another  route ;  and  even  had  he  desired  it,  so  perplexed  was 
he,  that  he  could  not  have  effected  his  retreat.  Fully  alive 
to  the  ridiculousness,  as  well  as  the  annoyance  of  his  situation, 
he  slowly  and  painfully  stumbled  forward,  conscious  that  if 
only  he  could  move  for  half  an  hour  or  thereabout  consistently 
in  the  same  direction,  he  must  disengage  himself  in  some 
quarter  or  another  from  the  entanglement  in  which  he  was 
involved.  In  vain  he  looked  round  him  ;  nothing  but  entire 
darkness  encountered  him.  In  vain  he  listened  for  any 
sound  which  might  intimate  the  neighbourhood  of  any  living 
thing.  Nothing  but  the  hushed  soughing  of  the  evening 
breeze  through  the  old  boughs  was  audible ;  and  he  was 
forced  to  continue  his  route  in  the  same  troublesome  uncer- 
tainty. 

At  length  he  saw,  or  thought  he  saw,  a  red  light  gleaming 
through  the  trees.  It  disappeared — it  came  again.  He 
stopped,  uncertain  whether  it  was  one  of  those  fitful  marsh- 
fires  which  but  mock  the  perplexity  of  benighted  travellers  ; 
but  no — this  light  shone  clearly,  and  with  a  steady  beam, 
through  the  branches ;  and  towards  it  he  directed  his  steps, 
losing  it  now,  and  again  recovering  it,  till  at  length,  after  a 
longer  probation  than  he  had  at  first  expected,  he  gained  a 
clear  space  of  ground,  intersected  only  by  a  few  broken 
hedges  and  ditches,  but  free  from  the  close  wood  which  had 
so  entirely  darkened  his  advance.  In  this  position  he  was 
enabled  to  discern  that  the  light  which  had  guided  him 
streamed  from  the  window  of  an  old  shattered  house,  partially 
surrounded  by  a  dilapidated  wall,  having  a  few  ruinous  out- 
houses attached  to  it.  In  this  building  he  beheld  the  old 
mansion-house  of  Finiskea,  which  then  occupied  the  ground 
on  which  at  present  stands  the  powder-magazine,  and  which, 
by  a  slight  alteration  in  sound,  though  without  any  analogy 
in  meaning,  has  given  its  name  to  the  Phoenix  Park.  The 
light  streamed  through  the  diamond  panes  of  a  narrow  case- 
ment ;  and  still  leading  his  horse,  O'Connor  made  his  way 
over  the  broken  fences  towards  the  old  house.  As  he  ap- 
proached, he  perceived  several  figures  moving  to  and  fro  in 
the  chamber  from  which  the  light  issued,  and  detected,  or 
thought  he  did  so,  among  them  the  remarkable  form  of  the 
priest  who  had  lately  been  his  companion  upon  the  road.  As 
he  advanced,  someone  inside  drew  a  curtain  across  the  window, 
though,  as  O'Connor  conjectured,  wholly  unaware  of  his 


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approach,  and  thus  precluded  any  further  reconnoitering  on 
his  part. 

"  At  all  events,"  thought  he,  "  they  can  spare  me  some  one 
to  put  me  upon  my  way.  They  can  hardly  complain  if  I 
intrude  upon  such  an  errand." 

With  this  reflection,  he  led  his  horse  round  the  corner  of 
the  building  to  the  door,  which  was  sheltered  by  a  small  porch 
roofed  with  tiles.  By  the  faint  light,  which  in  the  open  space 
made  objects  partially  discernible,  he  perceived  two  men,  as  it 
appeared  to  him,  fast  asleep — half  sitting  and  half  lying  on 
the  low  step  of  the  door.  He  had  just  come  near  enough  to 
accost  them,  when,  somewhat  to  his  surprise,  he  was  seized 
from  behind  in  a  powerful  grip,  and  his  arms  pinioned  to  his 
sides.  A  single  antagonist  he  would  easily  have  shaken  off; 
but  a  reinforcement  was  at  hand. 

"Up,  boys — be  stirring — open  the  door,"  cried  the  hoarse 
voice  of  the  person  who  held" O'Connor. 

The  two  figures  started  to  their  feet ;  their  strength,  com- 
bined with  the  efforts  of  his  first  assailant,  effectually  mastered 
O'Connor,  and  one  of  them  shoved  the  door  open. 

"  Pretty  watch  you  keep,"  said  he,  as  the  party  hurried 
their  prisoner,  wholly  without  the  power  of  resistance,  into 
the  house. 

Three  or  four  powerful,  large- limbed  fellows,  well  armed, 
were  seated  in  the  hall,  and  arose  on  his  entrance.  O'Connor 
saw  that  resistance  against  such  odds  were  idle,  and  resolved 
patiently  to  submit  to  the  issue,  whatever  it  might  be. 

"  Gentlemen  that's  caught  peeping  is  sometimes  made  to  see 
more  than  they  have  a  mind  to,"  observed  one  of  O'Connor's 
conductors. 

Another  removed  his  sword,  and  having  satisfied  himself 
that  he  had  not  any  other  weapon  upon  his  person,  ob- 
served,— 

"You  may  let  his  elbows  loose ;  but  jist  keep  him  tight  by 
the  collar." 

"  Let  the  gentlemen  know  there's  a  bird  limed,"  observed 
the  first  speaker ;  and  one  of  the  others  passed  from  the  narrow 
hall  to  execute  the  mission. 

After  some  little  delay,  O'Connor,  who  awaited  the  result  with 
more  of  curiosity  and  impatience  than  of  alarm,  was  conducted 
by  two  of  the  armed  men  who  had  secured  him  through  a 
large  passage  terminating  in  a  chamber,  which  they  also 
traversed,  and  by  a  second  door  at  its  far  extremity  found 
entrance  into  a  rude  but  spacious  apartment,  floored  with 
tiles,  and  with  a  low  ceiling  of  dark  plank,  supported  by 
ponderous  beams.  A  large  wood  fire  burned  in  the  hearth, 
beside  which  some  half  dozen  men  were  congregated ;  several 
others  were  seated  by  a  massive  table,  on  which  were  writing 


220  The  "Cock  and  Anchor'' 

materials,  with  which  two  or  three  of  them  were  busily  em- 
ployed ;  a  number  of  open  letters  were  also  strewn  upon  it, 
and  here  and  there  a  brace  of  horse-pistols  or  a  carbine 
showed  that  the  party  felt  neither  very  secure,  nor  very 
much  disposed  to  surrender  without  a  struggle,  should  their 
worst  anticipations  be  realized,  in  any  attempt  to  surprise 
them. 

Most  of  those  who  were  present  bore,  in  their  disordered 
dress  and  mud-soiled  boots,  the  evidence  of  recent  travel. 
They  were  lighted  chiefly  by  the  broad,  uncertain  gleam  of 
the  blazing  wood  fire,  in  which  the  misty  flame  of  two  or  three 
wretched  candles  which  burned  upon  the  table  shone  pale  and 
dim  as  the  last  stars  of  night  in  the  red  dawn  of  an  autumnal 
sun.  In  this  strong  and  ruddy  light  the  groups  of  figures, 
variously  attired,  some  seated  by  the  table,  and  others  stand- 
ing with  their  ample  cloaks  still  folded  around  them,  acquired 
by  the  contrast  of  broad  light  and  shade  a  character  of 
picturesqueness  which  had  in  it  something  wild  and  imposing. 
This  singular  tableau  occupied  the  further  end  of  the  room, 
which  was  one  of  considerable  length,  and  as  the  prisoner  was 
led  forward  to  the  bar  of  the  tribunal,  those  who  composed  it 
eyed  him  sternly  and  fixedly. 

"  Bind  his  hands  fast,"  said  a  lean  and  dark-featured  man, 
with  a  singularly  forbidding  aspect  and  a  deep,  stern  voice, 
who  sat  at  the  head  of  the  table  with  a  pile  of  papers  beside 
him.  Spite  of  O'Connor's  struggles,  the  order  was  speedily 
executed,  and  with  such  good-will  that  the  blood  almost 
started  from  his  nails. 

"  Now,  sir,"  continued  the  same  speaker,  "  who  are  you, 
and  what  may  your  errand  be  ?  " 

"  Before  I  answer  your  questions  you  must  satisfy  me  that 
you  have  authority  to  ask  them,"  replied  O'Connor.  "  "Who, 
I  pray,  are  you,  who  dare  to  seize  the  person,  and  to  bind  the 
limbs  of  a  free  man?  I  shall  know  this  ere  one  of  your 
questions  shall  have  a  reply." 

"  I  have  seen  you,  young  sir,  before — scarce  an  hour  since," 
observed  one  of  those  who  stood  by  the  hearth.  "  Look  at  me, 
and  say  do  you  remember  my  features  ?  " 

"  I  do,"  replied  O'Connor,  who  had  no  difficulty  in  recog- 
nizing those  of  the  priest  who  had  parted  from  him  so  abruptly 
on  that  evening — "  of  course  I  recollect  your  face ;  we  rode 
side  by  side  from  Leixlip  to-day." 

"  You  recollect  my  caution  too — you  cannot  have  forgotten 
that,"  continued  the  priest,  menacingly.  "  You  know  how 
peremptorily  I  warned  you  against  following  me,  yet  you  have 
dogged  me  here  ;  on  your  own  head  be  the  consequences — the 
fool  shall  perish  in  his  folly." 

"  I  have  not  dogged  you  here,  sir,"  replied  O'Connor ;  "  I 


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seek  my  way  to  Dublin.  The  river  banks  are  so  soft  that  a 
horse  had  better  swim  than  seek  to  keep  them ;  I  therefore 
took  the  upper  ground,  and  after  losing  myself  among  the 
woods,  at  length  saw  a  light,  reached  it,  and  here  I  am." 

The  priest  heard  the  statement  with  a  sinister  smile. 

"A  truce  to  these  inventions,  sir,"  said  he.  "It  is  indeed 
possible  that  you  speak  the  truth,  but  it  is  in  the  highest 
degree  probable  that  you  lie ;  it  is,  in  a  word,  plain — satis- 
factorily plain,  that  you  followed  me  hither,  as  I  suspected 
you  might  have  done;  you  have  dogged  me,  sir,  and  you 
have  seen  all  that  you  sought  to  behold ;  you  have  seen  my 
place  of  destination  and  my  company.  I  care  not  with  what 
motive  you  have  acted — that  is  between  yourself  and  your 
Maker.  If  you  are  a  spy,  which  I  shrewdly  suspect,  Pro- 
vidence has  defeated  your  treason,  and  punished  the  traitor; 
if  mere  curiosity  impelled  you,  you  will  remember  that  ill- 
directed  curiosity  was  the  sin  which  brought  death  upon  man- 
kind, and  cease  to  wonder  that  its  fruits  may  be  bitter  to 
yourself.  What  say  you,  young  man  ?  " 

"  I  have  told  you  plainly  how  I  happened  to  reach  this 
place,"  replied  O'Connor ;  "  I  have  told  you  once — I  will 
repeat  the  statement  no  more  ;  and  once  again  I  ask,  on  what 
authority  you  question  me,  and  dare  thus  to  bind  my  hands 
and  keep  me  here  against  my  will  ?  ' 

"Authority  sufficient  to  satisfy  our  own  consciences,"  re- 
joined the  priest.  "The  responsibility  rests  not  upon  you; 
enough  it  is  for  you  to  know  that  we  have  the  power  to  detain 
you,  and  that  we  exercise  that  power,  as  we  most  probably 
shall  another,  still  less  conducive  to  your  comfort." 

"  You  have  the  power  to  make  me  captive,  I  admit," 
rejoined  O'Connor — "you  have  the  power  to  murder  me, 
as  you  threaten,  but  though  power  to  keep  or  kill  is  all  the 
justification  a  robber  or  a  bravo  needs,  methinks  such  an 
argument  should  hardly  satisfy  a  consecrated  minister  of 
Christ." 

The  expression  with  which  the  priest  regarded  the  young 
man  grew  blacker  and  more  truculent  at  this  rebuke,  and 
after  a  silence  of  a  few  seconds  he  replied, — 

"  We  are  doubly  authorized  in  what  we  do — ay,  trebly 
warranted,  young  traitor.  God  Almighty  has  given  us  the 
instinct  of  self-defence,  which  in  a  righteous  cause  it  is  laud- 
able to  consult  and  indulge  ;  the  Church,  too,  tells  us  in  these 
times  to  deal  strictly  with  the  malignant  persecutors  of  God's 
truth;  and  lastly,  we  have  a  royal  warranty — the  authority 
of  the  rightful  king  of  these  realms,  investing  us  with  powers 
to  deal  summarily  with  rebels  and  traitors.  Let  this  satisfy 
you." 

"  I  honour  the  king,"  rejoined  O'Connor,  "  as  truly  as  any 


222  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor! ' 

man  here,  seeing  that  my  father  lost  all  in  the  service  of  his 
illustrious  sire,  but  I  need  some  more  satisfactory  assurance 
of  his  delegated  authority  than  the  bare  assertion  of  a  violent 
man,  of  whom  I  know  absolutely  nothing,  and  until  you  show 
me  some  instrument  empowering  you  to  act  thus,  I  will  not 
acknowledge  your  competency  to  subject  me  to  an  examina- 
tion, and  still  resolutely  protest  against  your  detaining  me 
here." 

"  You  refuse,  then,  to  answer  our  questions  ? "  said  the 
hard-featured  little  person  who  sat  at  the  far  end  of  the 
table. 

"  Until  you  show  authority  to  put  them,  I  peremptorily  do 
refuse  to  answer  them,"  replied  the  young  man. 

The  little  person  looked  expressively  at  the  priest,  who 
appeared  to  hold  a  high  influence  among  the  party.  He 
answered  the  look  by  saying, — 

"His  blood  be  upon  his  own  head." 

"  Nay,  not  so  fast,  holy  father ;  let  us  debate  upon  this 
matter  for  a  few  minutes,  ere  we  execute  sentence,"  said  a 
singularly  noble-looking  man  who  stood  beside  the  priest. 
"  Remove  the  prisoner,"  he  added,  with  a  voice  of  command, 
"  and  keep  him  strictly  guarded." 

"  Well,  be  it  so,"  said  he,  reluctantly. 

The  little  man  who  sat  at  the  head  of  the  table  made  a 
gesture  to  those  who  guarded  O'Connor,  and  the  order  thus 
given  and  sanctioned  was  at  once  carried  into  execution. 


CHAPTER  XLIV. 

THE   DOOM. 

THE  young  man  was  conveyed  from  the  chamber  by  his  two 
athletic  conductors,  the  door  closed  upon  the  deliberations  of 
the  stern  tribunal  who  were  just  about  to  debate  upon  the 
question  of  his  life  or  death,  and  he  was  led  round  the  corner 
of  a  lobby,  a  few  steps  from  the  chamber  where  his  judges 
sat ;  a  stout  door  in  the  wall  was  pushed  open  and  he  himself 
thrust  through  it  into  a  cold,  empty  apartment,  in  perfect 
darkness,  and  the  door  shut  and  barred  behind  him. 

Here,  in  solitude  and  darkness,  the  horrors  of  his  situation 
rushed  upon  him  with  tremendous  and  overwhelming  reality. 
His  life  was  in  the  hands  of  fierce  and  relentless  men,  by 
whom,  he  had  little  doubt,  he  was  already  judged  and  con- 
demned; bound  and  helpless,  he  must  await,  without  the 
power  of  hastening  or  of  deferring  bis  fate  by  a  single  minute, 


He  made  his  way  to  the  aperture 


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The  Doom.  223 

the  cold-blooded  deliberations  of  the  conclave  who  sat  within. 
Unable  even  to  hear  the  progress  of  the  debate  on  whose 
result  his  life  was  suspended,  a  faint  and  dizzy  sickness  came 
upon  him,  and  the  cold  dew  burst  from  every  pore  ;  ghastly, 
shapeless  images  of  horror  hurried  with  sightless  speed  across 
his  mind,  and  his  brain  throbbed  with  the  fearful  excitement 
of  madness.  With  a  desperate  effort  he  roused  his  energies  ; 
but  what  could  human  ingenuity,  even  sharpened  by  the  pre- 
sence of  urgent  and  terrific  danger,  suggest  or  devise  ?  His 
hands  were  firmly  bound  behind  his  back ;  in  vain  he  tugged 
with  all  his  strength,  in  the  fruitless  hope  of  disengaging  the 
cords  which  crushed  them  together.  He  groaned  in  downright 
agony  as,  strength  and  hope  exhausted,  he  gave  up  the  des- 
perate attempt ;  nothing  then  could  be  done  ;  there  remained 
for  him  no  hope — no  chance.  In  this  horrible  condition  he 
walked  with  slow  steps  to  and  fro  in  the  dark  chamber,  in 
vain  endeavouring  to  compose  his  terrible  agitation. 

"  Were  my  hands  but  free,"  thought  he,  "  I  should  let  the 
villains  know  that  against  any  odds  a  resolute  man  may  sell 
his  life  dearly.  But  it  is  in  vain  to  struggle  ;  they  have  bound 
me  here  but  too  securely." 

Thus  saying,  he  leaned  himself  against  the  partition,  to 
await,  passively,  the  event  which  he  knew  could  not  be  far 
distant.  The  surface  against  which  he  leaned  was  not  that 
of  the  wall — it  yielded  slightly  to  his  pressure — it  was  a  door. 
With  his  knee  and  shoulder  he  easily  forced  it  open,  and 
entered  another  chamber,  at  the  far-side  of  which  he  distinctly 
saw  a  stream  of  light,  which,  passing  through  a  chink,  fell 
upon  the  opposite  wall,  and,  at  the  same  time,  ne  clearly  heard 
the  muffled  sound  of  voices  in  debate.  He  made  his  way  to 
the  aperture  through  which  the  light  found  entrance,  and  as 
he  did  so,  the  sound  of  the  voices  fell  more  and  more  distinctly 
upon  his  ear.  A  small  square,  of  about  two  feet  each  way, 
was  cut  in  the  wall,  affording  an  orifice  through  which,  pro- 
bably, the  closet  in  which  he  stood  was  imperfectly  lighted  in 
the  daytime.  A  plank  shutter  was  closed  over  this,  and  barred 
upon  the  outside,  through  the  imperfect  joints  of  which  the 
light  had  found  its  way,  and  O'Connor  now  scanned  the  con- 
tents of  the  outer  chamber.  It  was  that  in  which  the  assembly, 
in  whose  presence  he  had,  but  a  few  minutes  before,  been 
standing,  were  congregated.  A  low,  broad-shouldered  man, 
whose  dress  was  that  of  mourning,  and  who  wore  his  own 
hair,  which  descended  in  meagre  ringlets  of  black  upon  either 
side,  leaving  the  bald  summit  of  his  head  exposed,  and  who 
added  to  the  singularity  of  his  appearance  not  a  little  by  a 
long,  thick  beard,  which  covered  his  chin  and  upper  lip — this 
man,  who  sat  nearly  opposite  to  the  opening  through  which 
O'Connor  looked,  was  speaking  and  addressing  himself  to 


224  The  "Cock  and  Anchor'' 

some  person  who  stood,  as  it  appeared,  divided  by  little  more 
than  the  thickness  of  the  wall  from  the  party  whose  life  he 
was  debating. 

"And  against  all  this,"  continued  the  speaker,  "what 
weighs  the  life  of  one  man — one  life,  at  best  useless  to  the 
country,  and  useless  to  the  king — at  lest,  I  say  ?  What  came 
we  here  for  P  No  light  matter  to  take  in  hand,  sirs ;  to  be 
pursued  with  no  small  risk  ;  each  comes  hither,  cinctus  gladio, 
in  the  cause  of  the  king.  That  cause  with  our  own  lives  we 
are  bound  to  maintain  ;  and  why  not,  if  need  be,  at  the  cost 
of  the  lives  of  others  ?  No  good  can  come  of  sparing  this 
fellow — at  the  best,  no  advantage  to  the  cause :  and,  on  the 
other  hand,  should  he  prove  a  traitor,  a  spy,  or  even  an  idle 
babbler,  the  heaviest  damage  may  befall  us.  Tush,  tush, 
gentlemen,  it  is  ill  straining  at  gnats  in  such  times.  We  are 
here  a  court-martial,  or  no  court  at  all.  If  I  find  that  such 
dangerous  vacillation  as  this  carries  it  in  your  councils,  I 
shall,  for  one,'  henceforward  hang  my  sword  over  the  mantel- 
piece, and  obey  the  new  laws.  What !  one  life  against  such 
a  risk — one  execution,  to  save  the  cause  and  secure  us  all.  To 
us,  who  have  served  in  the  king's  wars,  and  hanged  rebels  by 
the  round  dozen — even  on  suspicion  of  being  so — such  in- 
decision seems  incredible.  There  ought  not  to  be  two  words 
about  the  matter.  Put  him  to  death." 

Having  thus  acquitted  himself,  this  somewhat  unattractive 
personage  applied  himself,  with  much  industry  and  absorp- 
tion, to  the  task  of  chopping,  shredding,  rolling  up,  and 
otherwise  preparing  a  piece  of  tobacco  for  the  bowl  of  his 
pipe. 

"I  confess,"  said  someone  whom  O'Connor  could  not  see, 
"  that  in  pleading  what  may  be  said  on  behalf  of  this  young 
man,  I  have  no  ground  to  go  upon  beyond  a  mere  instinctive 
belief  in  the  poor  fellow's  honesty,  and  in  the  truth  of  his 
story." 

"Pardon  me,  sir,"  replied  one  in  whose  voice  O'Connor 
thought  he  recognized  that  of  the  priest,  "  if  I  say,  that  to 
act  upon  such  fanciful  impressions,  as  if  they  were  grounded 
upon  evidence,  were,  in  nine  cases  out  of  every  ten,  the  most 
transcendent  and  mischievous  folly.  I  repeat  my  own  con- 
viction, upon  something  like  satisfactory  evidence,  that  he  is 
not  honest.  I  talked  with  the  fellow  this  evening— perhaps 
a  little  too  freely — but  in  that  conference,  if  he  lied  not,  I 
learned  that  he  belonged  to  that  most  dangerous  class — the 
worst  with  whom  we  have  to  contend — the  lukewarm,  profess- 
ing, passive  Catholics — the  very  stuff  of  which  the  worst  kind 
of  spies  and  informers  are  made.  He,  no  doubt,  guessed, 
from  what  I  said— for,  to  be  plain  with  yon,  I  spoke  too  freely 
by  a  great  deal,  in  the  belief,  I  know  not  how  assumed,  that 


The  Doom.  225 

he  was  one  of  ourselves — he  guessed,  I  say,  something  of  the 
nature  of  my  mission,  and  tracked  me  hither — at  all  events, 
by  some  strange  coincidence,  hither  he  came.  It  is  for  you 
to  weigh  the  question  of  probabilities." 

"  It  matters  not,  in  my  mind,  why  or  how  he  came  hither," 
observed  the  ill-favoured  gentleman,  who  sate  at  the  head  of  the 
table  ;  "  he  is  here,  and  he  hath  seen  our  meeting,  and  could 
identify  many  of  us.  This  is  too  large  a  confidence  to  repose 
in  a  stranger,  and  I.  for  one  do  not  like  it,  and  therefore  I 
say  let  him  be  killed  without  any  more  parley  or  debate." 

The  old  man  paused,  and  a  silence  followed.  With  an 
agonized  attention,  O'Connor  listened  for  one  word  or  move- 
ment of  dissent;  it  came  not. 

"  All  agreed  ?  "  said  the  bearded  hero,  preparing  to  light  his 
tobacco  pipe  at  the  candle.  "  Well,  so  I  expected." 

The  little  man  who  had  spoken  before  him  knocked  sharply 
with  the  butt  of  a  pistol  upon  the  table,  and  O'Connor  heard 
the  door  of  the  room  open.  The  same  person  beckoned  with 
his  hand,  and  one  of  the  stalwart  men  who  had  assisted  in 
securing  him,  advanced  to  the  foot  of  the  board. 

"  Let  a  grave  be  digged  in  the  orchard,"  said  he,  "  and  when 
it  is  ready,  bring  the  prisoner  out  and  despatch  him,  Let  it 
be  all  done  and  the  grave  closed  in  half  an  hour.'' 

The  man  made  a  rude  obeisance,  and  left  the  room  in 
silence. 

Bound  as  he  was,  O'Connor  traced  the  four  walls  of  the 
room,  in  the  vague  hope  that  he  might  discover  some  other 
outlet  from  the  chamber  than  that  which  he  had  just  entered. 
But  in  vain;  nothing  encountered  him  but  the  hard,  cold 
wall;  and  even  had  it  been  otherwise,  thus  helplessly  man- 
acled, what  would  it  have  availed  him  ?  He  passed  into  the 
room  into  which  he  had  been  first  thrust  by  the  two  guards, 
and  in  a  state  little  short  of  frenzy,  he  cast  himself  upon  the 
floor. 

"  Oh  God !  "  said  he,  "it  is  terrible  to  see  death  thus  creep- 
ing toward  me,  and  not  to  have  the  power  to  help  myself. 
I  am  doomed — my  life  already  devoted,  and  before  another 
hour  I  shall  lie  under  the  clay,  a  corpse.  Is  there  nothing  to 
be  done — no  hope,  no  chance  ?  Oh,  God  !  nothing  ! " 

As  he  lay  in  this  strong  agony,  he  heard,  or  thought  he 
heard,  the  clank  of  the  spade  upon  the  stony  soil  without. 
The  work  was  begun — the  grave  was  opened.  Madly  he 
strained  at  the  cords — he  tugged  with  more  than  human  might 
— but  all  in  vain.  Still  with  horrible  monotony  he  heard  the 
clank  of  the  iron  mattock  tinkling  and  clanking  in  the  gravelly 
soil.  Oh  !  that  he  could  have  stopped  his  ears  to  exclude  the 
maddening  sound.  The  pulses  smote  upon  his  brain  like 
floods  of  fire.  With  closed  eyes,  and  teeth  set,  and  hards 

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226  The  «  Cock  and  A  nchor." 

desperately  clenched,  lie  drew  himself  together,  in  the  awful 
spasms  of  uncontrollable  horror.  Suddenly  this  fearful 
paroxysm  departed,  and  a  kind  of  awful  calm  supervened.  It 
was  no  dull  insensibility  to  his  real  situation,  but  a  certain 
collectedness  and  calm  self-possession,  which  enabled  him  to 
behold  the  grim  adversary  of  human  kind,  even  arrayed  in  all 
the  terrors  of  his  nearest  approach,  with  a  steady  eye. 

"  After  all,  when  all's  done,  what  have  I  to  lose  ?  Life  had 
no  more  joys  for  me — happy  I  could  never  more  have  been. 
Why  should  the  miserable  dread  death,  and  cling  to  life  like 
cowards  ?  What  is  it  ?  A  brief  struggle — the  agony  of  a  few 
minutes — the  instinctive  yearnings  of  our  nature  after  life ; 
and  this  over,  comes  rest — eternal  quiet." 

He  then  endeavoured,  in  prayer,  earnestly  to  commend  his 
spirit  to  its  Maker.  While  thus  employed  lie  heard  steps 
upon  the  hard  tiles  of  the  passage.  His  heart  swelled  as 
though  it  would  burst.  He  rightly  guessed  their  mission.  The 
bolt  was  slowly  drawn  ;  the  dusky  light  of  a  lantern  streamed 
into  the  room,  and  revealed  upon  the  threshold  the  forms  of 
three  tall  men. 

"  Lift  him  up — rise  him,  boys,5'  said  he  who  carried  the 
lantern. 

"  You  must  come  with  us,"  said  one  of  the  two  who  advanced 
to  O'Connor. 

Resistance  was  fruitless,  and  he  offered  none.  A  cold, 
sick,  overwhelming  horror  unstrung  his  joints  and  dimmed 
his  sight.  He  suffered  them  to  lead  him  passively  from  the 
room. 


CHAPTER   XLV. 

THE    MAN   IN   THE    CLOAK — AND   HIS   BED-CHAMBER. 

As  O'Connor  approached  the  outer  door  through  which  he  was 
to  pass  to  certain  and  speedy  death,  it  were  not  easy  to  describe 
or  analyze  his  sensations ;  every  object  he  beheld  in  the 
brief  glance  he  cast  around  him  as  he  passed  along  the  hall 
appeared  invested  with  a  strangely  sharp  and  vivid  intensity 
of  distinctness,  and  had  in  its  aspect  something  indefinably 
spectral  and  ghastly — like  things  beheld  under  the  terrific 
spell  of  a  waking  nightmare.  His  tremendous  situation 
seemed  to  him  something  unreal,  incredible  ;  he  walked  in  an 
appalling  dream ;  in  vain  he  strove  to  fix  his  thoughts 
myriads  and  myriads  of  scenes  and  incidents,  never  remem- 
bered since  childhood's  days,  now  with  strange  distinctness 


The  Man  in  the  Cloak.  227 

and  wild  rapidity  whirled  through  his  brain.  The  hall-door 
stood  half  open,  and  the  fellow  who  led  the  way  had  almost 
reached  it,  when  it  was  on  a  sudden  thrown  wide,  and  a 
figure,  muffled  in  a  cloak,  confronted  the  funeral  procession. 

The  foremost  man  raised  the  ponderous  weapon  which  he 
carried,  and  held  it  poised  in  the  air,  ready  to  shiver  the  head 
of  the  intruder  should  he  venture  to  advance — the  two  guards 
who  held  O'Connor  halted  at  the  same  time. 

"How's  this,  Cormack!"  said  the  stranger.  Do  you  lift 
your  weapon  against  the  life  of  a  friend  ? — rub  your  eyes  and 
waken — how  is  it  you  cannot  know  me  ? — you've  been  drink- 
ing, sirrah." 

At  the  sound  of  the  speaker's  voice  the  man  at  once  lowered 
his  hatchet  and  withdrew,  a  little  sulkily,  like  a  rebuked 
mastiff. 

'•  What  means  all  this  ?  "  continued  he  in  the  cloak,  looking 
searchingly  at  the  party  in  the  rear;  "whom  have  we  got 
here  ? — where  made  you  this  prisoner?  So,  so — this  must  be 
looked  to.  How  were  you  about  to  deal  with  him,  fellow  ?  " 
he  added,  addressing  himself  to  him  whom  he  had  first 
encountered. 

"  According  to  orders,  captain,"  replied  tho  man,  doggedly. 

"  And  how  may  that  have  been  ?  "  interrogated  the  gentle- 
man in  the  cloak. 

"End  him,"  replied  he,  sulkily. 

"  Has  he  been  before  the  council  in  the  great  parlour  ?  " 
inquired  the  stranger. 

"  Yes,  captain — long  enough,  too,"  replied  the  fellow. 

"And  they  have  ordered  this  execution?  "  added  the  newly 
arrived. 

*'  Yes,  sir — who  else  ?  Come  on,  boys — bring  him  out,  will 
you?  Time  is  running  short,"  he  added,  addressing  his 
comrades,  and  himself  approaching  the  door. 

"  Ee-conduct  the  prisoner  to  the  council-board,"  said  the 
stranger,  in  a  tone  of  command. 

Without  a  moment's  hesitation  they  obeyed  the  order  ;  and 
O'Connor,  followed  by  the  muffled  figure  of  the  stranger,  for 
the  second  time  entered  the  apartment  where  his  relentless 
judges  sate. 

The  new-comer  strode  up  the  room  to  the  table  at  which  the 
self-styled  council  were  seated. 

"  G-od  save  you,  gentlemen,"  said  he,  "and  prosper  the  good 
work  ye  have  taken  in  hand ;  "  and  thus  speaking,  he  removed 
and  cast  upon  the  table  his  hat  and  cloak,  thereby  revealing 
the  square-built  form  and  harsh  features  of  O'Hanlon. 

O'Connor  no  sooner  recognized  the  traits  of  his  mysterious 
acquaintance,  than  he  felt  a  hope  which  thrilled  with  a  strange 
agony  of  his  heart — a  hope — almost  a  conviction — that  he. 

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228  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

should  escape ;  and  unaccountable  though  it  may  appear,  in 
this  hope  he  felt  more  unmanned  and  agitated  than  lie  had 
done  but  a  few  moments  before,  in  the  apparent  certainty  of 
immediate  and  inevitable  destruction. 

The  salutation  of  O'Hanlon  was  warmly,  almost  enjbhusi- 
astically,  returned,  and  after  this  interchange  of  friendly 
greeting,  and  a  few  brief  questions  and  answers  touching  com- 
paratively indifferent  matters,  he  glanced  toward  O'Connor, 
and  said, — 

"  I've  so  far  presumed  upon  my  favour  with  you,  gentlemen, 
as  to  stay  your  orders  in  respect  of  that  young  gentleman, 
whom,  it  would  appear,  you  have  judged  worthy  of  death. 
Death  is  a  matter  whose  importance  I've  never  very  much 
insisted  upon — that  you  know — at  least,  several  among  you, 
gentlemen,  well  know  it,  for  you  have  seen  me  deal  it  somewhat 
unsparingly  when  the  cause  required  it ;  but  I  profess  I  do 
not  care  in  cool  blood  to  take  life  upon  insufficient  reason. 
Life  is  lightly  taken ;  but  once  gone,  who  can  restore  it  ? 
Therefore,  I  think  it  very  meet  that  patient  consideration 
should  be  had  of  all  cases,  when  such  deliberation  is  possible 
and  convenient,  before  proceeding  to  the  last  irrevocable 
extremity.  Pray  you  inform  me  upon  what  charges  does  this 
youth  stand  convicted,  that  his  life  should  be  forfeit  ?  '' 

"  It  is  briefly  told,"  replied  the  priest.  "  On  my  way  hither 
I  encountered  him  ;  we  rode  and  conversed  together  ;  and  con- 
jecturing that  he  travelled  on  the  same  errand  as  myself,  I 
talked  to  him  more  freely  than  in  all  discretion  I  ought  to  have 
done.  I  discovered  my  mistake,  and  at  Chapelizod  I  turned 
and  left  him,  telling  him  with  threats  not  to  follow  me ;  yet 
scarcely  had  I  been  here  ten  minutes,  when  this  gentleman  is 
found  lurking  near  the  house — and  about  to  enter  it.  He  is 
seized,  bound,  brought  in  here,  and  witnesses  our  assembly 
and  proceedings.  Under  these  suspicious  circumstances,  and 
with  the  knowledge  of  our  meeting  and  its  objects,  were 
it  wise  to  let  him  go  ?  Surely  not  so— but  the  veriest  mad- 
ness." 

"Young  man,"  said  O'Hanlon,  turning  to  O'Connor,  "  what 
say  you  to  this  P  " 

"  No  more  than  what  I  already  told  these  gentlemen — 
simply,  that  taking  the  upper  level  to  avoid  the  sloughs  by 
the  river  side,  I  became  in  the  darkness  entangled  in  the 
dense  woods  which  cover  these  grounds,  and  at  length,  after 
groping  my  way  through  the  trees  as  best  I  might,  arrived  by 
the  merest  chance  at  this  place,  and  without  the  slighest 
knowledge,  or  even  suspicion,  either  that  I  was  following  the 
course  taken  by  that  gentleman,  or  intruding  myself  upon  any 
secret  councils.  I  have  no  more  to  say — this  is  the  simple 
truth.'' 


The  Man  in  the  Cloak.  229 

"  Well,  gentlemen,"  said  O'Hanlon,  "  you  hear  the  prisoner's 
defence.  What  think  you  ? '' 

"  We  have  decided  already,  and  he  has  now  produced  nothing 
new  in  his  favour.  I  see  no  reason  why  we  should  alter  our 
decision,"  replied  the  priest. 

"  You  would,  then,  put  him  to  death  ?  "  inquired  he. 

"  Assuredly,"  replied  the  priest,  calmly. 

"  But  this  shall  not  be,  gentlemen  ;  he  shall  not  die.  You 
shall  slay  me  first,"  replied  O'Hanlon.  "I  know  this  youth  ; 
and  every  word  he  has  spoken  I  believe.  He  is  the  son  of  one 
who  risked  his  life  a  hundred  times,  and  lost  all  for  the  sake 
of  the  king  and  his  country — one  who,  throughout  the  desperate 
and  fruitless  struggles  of  Irish  loyalty,  was  in  the  field  my 
constant  comrade,  and  a  braver  and  a  better  one  none  ever 
need  desire.  The  son  of  such  a  man  shall  not  perish  by  our 
hands ;  and  for  the  risk  of  his  talking  elsewhere  of  this  night's 
adventure,  I  will  be  his  surety,  with  my  life,  that  he  mentions 
it  to  no  one,  and  nowhere.'' 

A  silence  of  some  seconds  followed  this  unexpected  declara- 
tion. 

"  Be  it  so,  then,"  said  the  priest ;  "  for  my  part,  I  offer  no 
resistance." 

"  So  say  I,"  added  the  person  who  sat  with  the  papers  by 
him  at  the  extremity  or  the  board.  "  On  you,  however, 
Captain  O'Hanlon,  rest  the  whole  responsibility  of  this  act.'' 

"On  me  alone.  Were  there  the  possibility  of  treason  in 
that  youth,  I  would  myself  perish  ere  I  should  move  a  hand 
to  save  him,"  replied  O'Hanlon.  "  I  gladly  take  upon  myself 
the  whole  accountability,  and  all  the  consequences  of  the 
act." 

"  Your  life  and  liberty  are  yours,  sir,"  said  the  priest, 
addressing  O'Connor ;  "  see  that  you  abuse  neither  to  our 
prejudice.  Unbind  and  let  the  prisoner  go." 

"Stay,"  said  O'Hanlon.  "Mr.  O'Connor,  I  have  one 
request  to  make." 

"  It  is  granted  ere  it  is  made.  What  can  I  return  you  in 
exchange  for  my  life  ?  "  replied  O'Connor. 

"  I  wish  to  speak  with  you  to-night,"  continued  O'flanlon 
"on  matters  which  concern  you  nearly.  You  will  remain  here 
— you  can  have  a  chamber.  Farewell  for  the  present.  Con- 
duct Mr.  O'Connor  to  my  apartment,"  he  added,  addressing 
the  attendants,  who  were  employed  in  loosening  the  strained 
cords  which  bound  his  hands  ;  and  with  this  direction,  O'Hanlon 
mingled  with  the  group  at  the  hearth,  and  began  to  converse 
with  them  in  a  low  voice. 

O'Connor  followed  his  guide  through  a  narrow,  damp-stained 
corridor,  with  tiled  flooring,  and  up  a  broad  staircase,  with 
heavy  oaken  balustrades,  and  steps  whose  planks  seemed  worn 


230  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor" 

by  the  tread  of  centuries ;  and  then  along  another  passage, 
more  cheerless  still  than  the  first — several  of  the  narrow  win- 
dows, by  which  in  the  daytime  it  was  lighted,  had  now  lost  every 
vestige  of  glass,  and  even  of  the  wooden  framework  in  which  it 
had  been  fixed,  and  gave  free  admission  to  the  fitful  night- 
wind,  as  well  as  to  the  straggling  boughs  of  ivy  which  mantled 
the  old  walls  and  clustered  shelteringly  about  the  ruined 
casements.  Screening  the  candle  which  he  carried  behind  the 
flap  of  his  coat,  to  prevent  its  being  extinguished  by  the  gusts 
which  somewhat  rudely  swept  the  narrow  passage,  the  man 
led  O'Connor  to  a  chamber,  which  they  both  entered.  It  was 
not  quite  so  cheerless  as  the  desolate  condition  of  the  approach 
to  it  might  have  warranted  one  in  expecting ;  a  wood-fire, 
which  had  been  recently  replenished,  blazed  and  crackled 
briskly  upon  the  hearth,  and  shed  an  uncertain  but  cheerful 
glow  through  the  recesses  of  the  chamber.  It  was  a  spacious 
apartment,  hung  with  stamped  leather,  in  many  places  stained 
and  rotted  by  the  damp,  and  here  and  there  hanging  in  rags 
from  the  wall,  and  exposing  the  bare,  mildewed  plaster  beneath. 
The  furniture  was  scanty,  and  in  keeping  with  the  place — old, 
dark,  and  crazy  ;  and  a  wretched  bed,  with  very  spare  covering, 
was,  as  it  seemed,  temporarily  strewn  upon  the  floor,  near  the 
hearth.  The  man  placed  the  candle  upon  a  small  table,  black 
with  age,  and  patched  and  crutched  up  like  a  battered  pen- 
sioner, and  flinging  some  more  wood  upon  the  fire,  turned  and 
left  the  room  in  silence. 

Alone,  his  first  employment  was  to  review  again  and  again 
the  strange  events  of  that  night;  his  next  was  to  conjecture 
the  nature  of  O'Hanlon's  promised  communication.  Baflled 
in  these  latter  speculations,  he  applied  himself  to  examine  the 
old  chamber  in  which  he  sat,  and  to  endeavour  to  trace  the 
half-obliterated  pattern  of  the  tattered  hangings.  These  occu- 
pations, along  with  sundry  speculations  just  as  idle,  touching 
the  original  of  a  grim  old  portrait,  faded  and  torn,  which 
hung  over  the  fireplace,  filled  up  the  tedious  hours  which 
preceded  his  expected  interview  with  his  preserver. 

At  length  the  weary  interval  elapsed,  and  the  anxiously 
expected  moment  arrived.  The  door  opened,  and  O'Hanlon 
entered.  He  approached  the  young  man,  who  advanced  to 
meet  him,  and  extending  his  hand,  grasped  that  of  O'Connor 
with  a  warm  and  friendly  pressure. 


The  Double  Conference.  231 


CHAPTER    XLVI. 

THE   DOUBLE    CONFERENCE— OLD   PAPERS. 

"  WHEN  last  I  saw  you,"  said  O'Hanlon,  seating  himself  before 
the  hearth,  and  motioning  O'Connor  to  take  a  chair  also,  "  I 
told  you  that  you  ought  to  tame  your  rash  young  blood,  and 
gave  you  thereupon  an  old  soldier's  best  advice.  It  seems, 
however,  that  you  are  wayward  and  headlong  still.  Young 
soldiers  look  for  danger — old  ones  are  content  to  meet  it  when 
it  comes,  knowing  well  that  it  will  come  often  enough,  unin- 
vited and  unsought ;  nevertheless,  we  will  pass  by  this  night's 
adventure,  and  turn  to  other  matters.  First,  however,  it  were 
meet  and  necessary  that  you  should  have  somewhat  to  refresh 
you;  you  must  needs  be  weary  and  exhausted." 

"  If  you  can  give  me  some  wine,  it  will  be  very  welcome.  I 
care  not  for  anything  more  to-night,"  replied  O'Connor. 

"  That  can  I,"  replied  he,  "  and  will  myself  do  you  reason." 
He  arose,  and  after  a  few  minutes'  absence  entered  with  two 
flasks,  whose  dust  and  cobwebs  bespoke  their  antiquity,  and 
filled  two  large,  long-stemmed  glasses  with  the  generous 
liquor. 

"Young  man,"  said  O'Hanlon,  "from  the  moment  I  saw 
you  in  the  inner  room  yonder,  I  know  not  how  or  wherefore 
my  heart  clave  to  you  ;  and  now  knowing  you  for  the  son  of 
my  true  friend,  I  feel  for  you  the  stronger  love.  I  will  tell 
you  now  how  matters  stand  with  us.  I  will  hide  nothing 
from  you.  I  am  old  enough  to  have  learned  the  last  lesson  of 
experience — the  folly  of  too  much  suspicion.  I  will  not 
distrust  the  son  of  Richard  O'Connor.  I  need  hardly  tell  you 
that  those  men  whom  you  saw  below  stairs  are  no  friends  of 
the  ruling  powers,  but  devoted  entirely  to  the  service  and  the 
fortunes  of  the  rightful  heir  of  the  throne  of  England  and  of 
Ireland,  met  here  together  not  without  great  peril.'"' 

"  I  had  conjectured  as  much  from  what  I  myself  witnessed,3' 
rejoined  O'Connor. 

"  Well,  then,  I  tell  you  this — the  cause  is  not  a  hopeless 
one  ;  the  exiled  king  has  warm,  zealous,  and  powerful  friends 
where  their  existence  is  least  suspected,"  continued  O'Hanlon. 
"  In  the  Parliament  of  England  he  has  a  strong  and  untiring 
party  undetected — some  of  them,  too,  must  soon  wield  the 
enormous  powers  of  government,  and  have  already  gotten 
entire  possesion  of  the  ear  of  the  Queen ;  and  so  soon  as  events 
invite,  and  the  time  is  ripe  for  action,  a  mighty  and  a  sudden 
constitutional  movement  will  be  made  in  favour  of  the  prince 


232  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

— a  movement  entirely  constitutional  and  in  the  Parliament. 
This  will,  whether  successful  or  not,  raise  the  intolerant  party 
here  into  fierce  resistance — the  resistance  of  the  firelock  and 
the  sword;  all  the  usurpers,  the  perjurers,  and  the  plunderers 
who  now  possess  the  wealth  and  dignities  of  this  spoiled  and 
oppressed  country,  will  arise  in  terror  to  defend  their  booty, 
and  unless  met  and  encountered,  and  defeated  by  the  party  of 
the  young  king  in  this  island,  will  embolden  the  malignant 
rebels  of  the  sister  country  to  imitate  their  example,  and  so 
overawe  the  Parliament,  and  frustrate  their  beneficent  inten- 
tions. To  us,  therefore,  has  fallen  the  humbler  but  important 
task  of  organizing  here,  in  the  heart  of  this  country,  and  in 
entire  secrecy,  a  power  sufficient  for  the  occasion.  Fain  would 
I  have  thee  along  with  us  in  so  great  and  good  a  work,  but 
will  not  urge  you  now  ;  think  upon  it,  however — it  is  not  so 
mad  a  scheme  as  you  may  have  thought,  but  such  a  one  as 
looked  on  calmly,  with  the  cold  eye  of  reason,  seems  practic- 
able—ay, sure  of  success.  Ponder  the  matter,  then ;  give  me  no 
answer  now — I  will  take  none — but  think  well  upon  it,  and 
after  a  week,  and  not  sooner,  when  you  have  decided,  tell  me 
whether  you  will  be  one  of  us  or  not.  Meanwhile,  I  have  other 
matters  to  tell  you  of,  in  which  perhaps  your  young  heart  will 
take  a  nearer  interest." 

He  paused,  and  having  replenished  their  glasses,  and  thrown 
a  fresh  supply  of  wood  upon  the  fire,  he  continued, — 

"  Are  you  acquainted  with  a  family  named  Ashwoode  ?  " 

"Yes,"  replied  O'Connor,  quickly,  "I  have  known  them 
long." 

O'Hanlon  looked  searchingly  at  the  young  man,  and  then 
continued, — 

"Yes,"  said  he,  "I  see  it  is  even  so — your  face  betrays  it — 
you  loved  the  young  lady,  Mary  Ashwoode — deny  it  not — I 
am  your  friend,  and  seek  not  idly  or  without  purpose  thus  to 
question  you.  What  thought  you  of  Henry  Ashwoode,  now 
Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  ?  " 

"  He  was  latterly  much — entirely  my  friend,"  replied 
O'Connor. 

"  He  so  professed  himself  ?  "  asked  O'Hanlon. 

"  Ay,"  replied  O'Connor,  somewhat  surprised  at  the  tone  in 
which  the  question  was  put,  "  he  did  so  profess  himself,  and 
repeatedly." 

"  He  is  a  villain — he  has  betrayed  you,"  said  the  elder  man, 
sternly. 

"How— what— a  villain!  Henry  Ashwoode  deceive  me?" 
said  O'Connor,  turning  pale  as  death. 

"Yes — unless  I've  been  strangely  practised  on — he  has 
villainously  deceived  alike  you  and  his  own  sister — pretending 
friendship,  he  has  sowed  distrust  between  you." 


The  Double  Conference.  233 

"  But  have  you  evidence  of  what  you  say  ?  "  cried  O'Connor. 
' '  Gracious  God — what  have  I  done  !  " 

"  I  have  evidence,  and  you  shall  hear  and  judge  of  it  your- 
self," replied  O'Haulon  ;  "you  cannot  hear  it  to-night,  how- 
ever, nor  I  produce  it — you  need  some  rest,  and  so  in  truth  do 
I — make  use  of  that  poor  bed — a  tired  brain  and  weary  body 
need  no  luxurious  couch— T  shall  see  you  in  the  morning 
betimes — till  then  farewell." 

The  young  man  would  fain  have  detained  O'Hanlon,  and 
spoken  with  him,  but  in  vain. 

"  We  have  talked  enough  for  this  night,"  said  the  elder 
man — "  I  have  it  not  in  my  power  now  to  satisfy  you — I 
shall,  however,  in  the  morning— I  have  taken  measures  for 
the  purpose — good-night." 

So  saying,  O'Hanlon  left  the  chamber,  and  closed  the 
door  upon  his  young  friend,  now  less  than  ever  disposed  to 
slumber. 

He  threw  himself  upon  the  pallet,  the  victim  of  a  thousand 
harassing  and  exciting  thoughts  —  sleep  was  effectually 
banished  ;  and  at  length,  tired  of  the  fruitless  attitude  of 
repose  which  he  courted  in  vain,  he  arose  and  resumed  his 
seat  by  the  hearth,  in  anxious  and  weary  expectation  of  the 
morning. 

At  length  the  red  light  of  the  dawn  broke  over  the  smoky 
city,  and  with  a  dusky  glow  the  foggy  sun  emerged  from  the 
horizon  of  chimney-tops,  and  threw  his  crimson  mantle  of 
ruddy  light  over  the  hoary  thorn-wood  and  the  shattered 
mansion,  beneath  whose  roof  had  passed  the  scenes  we  have 
just  described.  Never  did  the  sick  wretch,  who  in  sleepless 
anguish  has  tossed  and  fretted  through  the  tedious  watches 
of  the  night,  welcome  the  return  of  day  with  more  cordial 
greeting  than  did  O'Connor  upon  this  dusky  morn.  The 
time  which  was  to  satisfy  his  doubts  could  not  now  be  far 
distant,  and  every  sound  which  smote  upon  his  ear  seemed 
to  announce  the  approach  of  him  who  was  to  dispel  them 
all. 

Weary,  haggard,  and  nervous  after  the  fatigues  and 
agitation  of  the  previous  day — unrefreshed  by  the  slumbers 
he  so  much  required,  his  irritation  and  excitement  were 
perhaps  even  greater  than  under  other  circumstances  they 
would  have  been.  The  torments  of  suspense  were  at  length, 
however,  ended — he  did  hear  steps  approach  the  chamber — 
the  steps  evidently  of  more  than  one  person — the  door 
opened,  and  O'Hanlon,  followed  by  Signor  Parucci,  entered 
the  room. 

"  I  believe,  young  gentleman,  you  have  seen  this  person 
before  ?  "  said  O'Hanlon,  addressing  O'Connor,  while  he  glanced 
at  the  Italian. 


234  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

O'Connor   assented. 

"  Ah  !  yees,"  said  the  Neapolitan,  with  a  winning  smile ; 
"  he  has  see  me  vary  often.  Signer  O'Connor — he  know  me 
vary  well.  I  am  so  happy  to  see  him  again — vary — oh  ! 
vary." 

"Let  Mr.  O'Connor  know  briefly  and  distinctly  what  you 
have  already  told  me,"  said  O'Hanlon. 

"  About  the  letters  ?  "  asked  the  Italian. 

"  Yes,  be  brief,"  replied  O'Hanlon. 

"  Ah  !  did  he  not  guess  ?  "  rejoined  the  Neapolitan  ;  "per 
crilla  !  the  deception  succeed,  then — vary  coniug  faylow  was 
old  Sir  Kichard — bote  not  half  so  coning  as  his  son,  Sir 
Henry.  He  never  suspect — Mr.  O'Connor  never  doubt,  bote 
took  all  the  letters  and  read  them  just  so  as  Sir  Henry  said 
he  would.  Malora  /  what  great  meesfortune." 

"  Parucci,  speak  plainly  to  the  point  ;  I  cannot  endure  this. 
Say  at  once  what  has  he  done — how  have  I  been  deceived  ?  " 
cried  O'Connor. 

"  You  remember  when  the  old  gentleman — Mr.  Audley,  I 
think  he  is  call — saw  Sir  Bichard — immediately  after  that 
some  letters  passed  between  you  and  Mees  Mary  Ashwoode." 

"  I  do  remember  it — proceed,"  replied  O'Connor. 

"  Mees  Mary's  letters  to  you  were  cold  and  unkind,  and 
make  you  think  she  did  not  love  you  any  more,"  added 
Parucci. 

"  Well,  well — say  on — say  on — for  God's  sake,  man — say 
on,"  cried  O'Connor,  vehemently. 

"  Those  letters  you  got  were  not  written  by  her,"  continued 
the  Italian,  coolly ;  "  they  were  all  wat  you  call  forged — 
written  by  another  person,  and  planned  by  Sir  Henry  and 
Sir  Reechard ;  and  the  same  way  on  the  other  side — the 
letters  you  wrote  to  her  were  all  stopped,  and  read  by  the 
same  two  gentlemen,  and  other  letters  written  in  stead,  and 
she  is  breaking  her  heart,  because  she  thinks  you  'av  betrayed 
her,  and  given  her  up — rotta  di  collo !  they  'av  make  nice 
work  !  " 

"  Prove  this  to  me,  prove  it,"  said  O'Connor,  wildly,  while 
his  eye  burned  with  the  kindling  fire  of  fury. 

"  I  weel  prove  it,"  rejoined  Parucci,  but  with  an  agitated 
voice  and  a  troubled  face  ;  "  bote,  corpo  di  Plato,  you  weel 
keel  me  if  I  tell — promise — swear — by  your  honour — you  weel 
not  horte  me — you  weel  not  toche  me — swear,  Signor,  and  I 
weel  tell." 

"  Miserable  caitiff — speak,  and  quickly — you  are  safe — I 
swear  it,"  rejoined  he. 

"  Well,  then,"  resumed  the  Italian,  with  restored  calmness, 
"  I  will  prove  it  so  that  you  cannot  doubt  any  more — it  was  I 
that  wrote  the  letters  for  them — I,  myself — and  beside,  here 


The  Double  Conference.  235 

is  the  bundle  with  all  of  them  written  out  for  me  to  copy — 
most  of  them  by  Sir  Henry — you  know  his  hand-writing — 
you  weel  see  the  character — corbezzoli  !  he  is  a  great  rogue — 
and  you  will  find  all  the  real  letters  from  you  and  Mees  Mary 
that  were  stopped — I  have  them  here." 

He  here  disengaged  from  the  deep  pocket  of  his  coat,  a  red 
leathern  case  stamped  with  golden  flowers,  and  opening  it 
presented  it  to  the  young  man. 

With  shifting  colour  and  eyes  almost  blinded  with  agitation, 
O'Connor  read  and  re-read  these  documents. 

"  Where  is  Ashwoode?  "  at  length  he  cried  ;  "  bring  me  to 
him— gracious  God,  what  a  monster  I  must  have  appeared — 
will  she — can  she  ever  forgive  me  ?  " 

Disregarding  in  entire  contempt  the  mean  agent  of  Ash- 
woode's  villainy,  and  thinking  only  of  the  high-born  principal, 
O'Connor,  pale  as  death,  but  with  perfect  deliberateness,  arose 
and  took  the  sword  which  the  attendant  who  conducted  him 
to  the  room  had  laid  by  the  wall,  and  replacing  it  at  his  side, 
said  sternly, — 

"Bring  me  to  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode — where  is  he  ?  I  must 
speak  with  him." 

"  I  cannot  breeng  you  to  him  now,"  replied  Parucci,  in 
internal  ecstasies,  "  for  I  cannot  say  where  he  is  ;  bote  I  know 
vary  well  where  he  weel  be  to-day  after  dinner  time,  in  the 
evening,  and  I  weel  breeng  you;  bote  I  hope  very  moche  you 
are  not  intending  any  mischiefs  ;  if  I  thought  so,  I  would  be 
vary  sorry — oh  !  vary." 

"  Well,"  be  it  so,  if  it  may  not  be  sooner,"  said  O'Connor, 
gloomily,  "  this  evening  at  all  events  he  shall  account  with 
me." 

"Meanwhile,"  said  O'Hanlon,  "you  may  as  well  remain 
here;  and  when  the  time  arrives  which  this  Italian  fellow 
names,  we  can  start.  I  will  accompany  you,  for  in  such  cases 
the  arm  of  a  friend  can  do  you  no  harm  and  may  secure  you 
fair  play.  Hear  me,  you  Italian  scoundrel,  remain  here  until 
we  are  ready  to  depart  with  you,  and  that  shall  be  whenever 
you  think  it  time  to  seek  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode ;  you  shall 
have  enough  to  eat  and  drink  meanwhile ;  depart,  and  relieve 
us  of  your  company." 

Signer  Parucci  smiled  sweetly  from  ear  to  ear,  shrugged, 
and  bowed,  and  then  glided  lightly  from  the  room,  exulting 
in  the  pleasant  conviction  that  he  had  commenced  operations 
against  his  ungrateful  patron,  by  involving  him  in  a  scrape 
which  must  inevitably  result  in  somewhat  unpleasant  ex- 
posures, and  which  had  beside  reduced  the  question  of  Sir 
Henry's  life  or  death  to  an  even  chance. 


236  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor." 

CHAPTER  XLVII. 

"  THE   JOLLY   BOWLERS  '' — THE   DOUBLE  FRAY  AND   THE  PLIGHT. 

AT  the  time  of  which  we  write,  there  lay  at  the  southern 
extremity  of  the  city  of  Dublin,  a  bowling-green  of  fashionable 
resort,  well  known  as  "  Cullen's  Green."  For  greater  privacy 
it  was  enclosed  by  a  brick  wall  of  considerable  height,  which 
again  was  surrounded  by  stately  rows  of  lofty  and  ancient 
elms.  A  few  humble  dwellings  were  clustered  about  it ;  and 
through  one  of  them,  a  low,  tiled  public-house,  lay  the 
entrance  into  this  place  of  pastime.  Thitherward  O'Connor 
and  O'Hanlon,  having  left  their  horses  at  the  "Cock  and 
Anchor,"  were  led  by  the  wily  Italian. 

"  The  players  you  say,  will  not  stop  till  dusk,"  said 
O'Connor;  "we  can  go  in,  and  I  shall  wait  until  the  party 
have  broken  up,  to  speak  to  Ashwoode ;  in  the  interval  we 
can  mix  with  the  spectators,  and  so  escape  remark." 

They  were  now  approaching  the  little  tavern  embowered  in 
tufted  trees,  and  as  they  advanced,  they  perceived  a  number 
of  hack  carriages  and  led  horses  congregated  upon  the  road 
about  its  entrance. 

"  Sir  Henry  is  within ;  that  iron-grey  is  his  horse ;  sangue 
dun  dua,  there  is  no  mistake,"  observed  the  Neapolitan. 

The  little  party  entered  the  humble  tavern,  but  here  they 
were  encountered  by  a  new  difficulty. 

"  You  can't  get  in  to-night,  gentlemen — sorry  to  disappint, 
gentlemen  ;  but  the  green's  engaged,"  said  mine  host,  with  an 
air  of  mysterious  importance ;  "  a  private  party,  engaged  two 
days  since  for  fear  of  a  disappint." 

"  Are  they  so  strictly  private,  that  they  would  not  suffer 
two  gentlemen  to  be  spectators  of  their  play  ? "  inquired 
O'Hanlon. 

"  My  orders  is  not  to  let  anyone  in,  good,  bad,  or  indifferent, 
while  they  are  playing  the  match  ;  that's  my  orders,"  replied 
the  man ;  "  sorry  to  disappint,  but  can't  break  my  word  with 
the  gentlemen,  you  know." 

"  Is  there  any  other  entrance  into  the  bowling-green  ?  " 
inquired  O'Connor,  "  except  through  that  door." 

"  Divil  a  one,  sir,  where  would  it  be  ? — divil  a  one,  gentle- 
men," replied  mine  host,  "  no  other  way  in  or  out." 

"  We  will  rest  ourselves  here  for  a  time,  then,"  said 
O'Connor. 

Accordingly  the  party  seated  themselves  in  the  low-roofed 
chamber  through  which  the  bowlers  on  quitting  the  ground 


"  The  Jolly  Bowlers:'  237 

must  necessarily  pass ;  and  calling  for  some  liquor  to  prevent 
suspicion,  moodily  awaited  the  appearance  of  the  young 
baronet  and  his  companions.  Many  a  stern,  impatient  glance 
of  expectation  did  O'Connor  direct  to  the  old  door  which 
alone  separated  him  from  the  traitor  and  hypocrite  who  had 
with  such  monstrous  fraud  practised  upon  his  unsuspecting 
confidence.  At  length  he  heard  gay  laughter  and  the  tread  of 
many  feet  approaching;  the  proprietor  of  "  The  Jolly  Bowlers  " 
opened  the  door,  and  several  merry  groups  passed  them  by 
and  took  their  departure,  but  O'Connor's  eye  in  vain  sought 
among  them  the  form  of  young  Ashwoode. 

"  I  see  the  grey  horse  still  at  the  door  ;  I  know  it  as  well  as  I 
know  my  own  hand,"  said  the  Italian ;  "  as  sure  as  I  am  leeving 
man,  Sir  Henry  is  there  still." 

After  an  interval  so  considerable  that  O'Connor  almost 
despaired  of  the  appearance  of  Ashwoode,  voices  were  again 
audible,  and  steps  approaching  the  door-way  at  a  slow  pace ; 
the  time  between  the  first  approach  of  those  sounds,  and  the 
actual  appearance  of  those  who  caused  them,  appeared  to  the 
overwrought  anxiety  of  O'Connor  all  but  interminable.  At 
length,  however,  two  figures  entered  from  the  bowling-green — 
the  one  was  that  of  a  spare  but  dignified-looking  man,  some- 
what advanced  in  years,  but  carrying  in  his  countenance  a 
singular  expression  of  jollity  and  good  humour— the  other  was 
that  of  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode. 

"  God  be  thanked,"  said  O'Hanlon,  grasping  the  hilt  of  his 
sword,  "  here  comes  the  perjured  villain  Wharton." 

O'Connor  had  another  object,  however,  and  beheld  no  one 
existing  thing  but  only  the  now  hated  form  of  his  false  friend  ; 
both  he  and  O'Hanlon  started  to  their  feet  as  the  two  figures 
entered  the  small  and  darksome  room.  O'Connor  threw 
himself  directly  in  their  path  and  said, — 

"  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode,  a  word  with  you." 

The  appeal  was  startling  and  unexpected,  and  there  was  in 
the  voice  and  attitude  of  him  who  uttered  it,  something  of 
deep,  intense,  constrained  passion  and  resolution,  which  made 
the  two  companions  involuntarily  and.  suddenly  check  their 
advance.  One  moment  sufficed  for  Sir  Henry  to  recognize 
O'Connor,  and  another  convinced  him  that  his  quondam 
friend  had  discovered  his  treachery,  and  was  there  to  unmask, 
perhaps  to  punish  him.  His  presence  of  mind,  however, 
seldom,  if  ever,  forsook  him  in  such  scenes  as  this — he  in- 
stantly resolved  upon  the  tone  in  which  to  meet  his  injured 
antagonist. 

"  Pray,  sir,"  said  he,  with  stern  hauteur,  "  upon  what  ground 
do  you  presume  to  throw  yourself  thus  menacingly  in  my 
way  ?  Move  aside  and  let  me  pass,  or  your  rashness  shall  cost 
you  dearly." 


238  The  "Cock  and*  A nchor" 

"  Ashwoode — Sir  Henry — you  well  know  there  is  one  con- 
sideration which  would  unstring  my  arm  if  lifted  against  your 
life — you  presume  upon  the  forbearance  which  this  respect 
commands,"  said  O'Connor.  "Promise  but  this — that  you 
will  undeceive  your  sister,  whom  you  have  practised  upon  as 
cruelly  as  you  have  on  me,  and  I  will  call  you  to  no  further 
account,  and  inflict  no  further  humiliation." 

"  Very  good,  sir,  very  magnanimous,  and  exceedingly  tragic," 
rejoined  Ashwoode,  scornfully.  "  Tarn  aside,  sirrah,  and 
leave  my  path  open,  or  by  the you  shall  rue  it." 

"  I  will  not  leave  the  spot  on  which  I  stand  but  with 
my  life,  except  on  the  conditions  I  have  named,"  replied 
O'Connor. 

"  Once  more,  before  I  strike  you,  leave  the  way,"  cried  Ash- 
woode, whose  constitutional  pugnacity  began  to  be  thoroughly 
aroused.  "  Turn  aside,  sirrah !  How  dare  you  confront 
gentlemen — insolent  beggar,  how  dare  you  !  " 

Yielding  to  the  furious  impulse  of  the  moment,  Sir  Henry 
Ashwoode  drew  his  sword,  and  with  the  naked  blade  struck  his 
antagonist  twice  with  no  sparing  hand.  The  passions  which 
O'Connor  had,  with  all  his  energy,  hitherto  striven  to  master, 
would  now  brook  restraint  no  longer ;  at  this  last  extremity 
of  insult  the  blood  sprang  from  his  heart  in  fiery  currents 
and  tingled  through  every  vein  ;  every  feeling  but  the  one 
deadly  sense  of  outraged  pride,  of  repeated  wrong,  followed 
and  consummated  by  one  degrading  and  intolerable  outrage, 
vanished  from  his  mind.  With  the  speed  of  light  his  sword 
was  drawn  and  presented  at  Ashwoode's  breast.  Each  threw 
himself  into  the  cautious  attitude  of  deadly  vigilance,  and 
quick  as  lightning  the  bright  blades  crossed  and  clashed  in 
the  mortal  rivalry  of  cunning  fence.  Each  party  was  pos- 
sessed of  consummate  skill  in  the  use  of  the  fatal  weapon 
which  he  wielded,  and  several  times  in  the  course  of  the  fierce 
debate,  so  evenly  were  they  matched,  the  two,  as  by  voluntary 
accommodation,  paused  in  the  conflict  to  take  breath. 

With  faces  pale  as  death  with  rage,  and  a  consciousness  of 
the  deadly  issue  in  which  alone  the  struggle  could  end,  and 
with  eyes  that  glared  like  those  of  savage  beasts  at  bay,  each 
eyed  the  other.  Thus  alternately  they  paused  and  renewed 
the  combat,  and  for  long,  with  doubtful  fortune.  In  the 
position  of  the  antagonists  there  was,  however,  an  inequality, 
and,  as  it  turned  out,  a  decisive  one — the  door  through  which 
Ashwoode  and  his  companion  had  entered,  and  to  which  his 
back  was  turned,  lay  open,  and  the  light  which  it  admitted 
fell  full  in  O'Connor's  eyes.  This,  as  all  who  have  handled 
the  foil  can  tell,  is  a  disadvantage  quite  sufficient  to  determine 
even  a  less  nicely  balanced  contest  than  that  of  which  we  write. 
After  several  pauses  in  the  combat,  and  as  many  desperate 


"  The  Jolly  Bowlers." 


239 


renewals   of  it,  Ashwoode,  in   one  quick   lunge,  passed  his 
blade  through  his  opponent's  sword-arm.     Though  the  blood 
flowed  plenteously,  neither  party  seemed  inclined  to  abate  his 
deadly  efforts.     O'Connor's  arm  began  to  grow  stiff  and  weak, 
and  the  energy  and  quickness  of    his    action  impaired ;    the 
consequences  of  this  were  soon  exhibited.     Ashwoode  lunged 
twice  or  thrice  rapidly,  and  one  of  these  passes,  being  im- 
perfectly parried,  took  effect  in  his  opponent's  breast.     O'Con- 
nor staggered  backward,  and  his  hand  and  eye  faltered  for 
a  moment ;    but  he  quickly  recovered,  and  again  advanced 
and  again  with  the  same  result. 
Faint,  dizzy,  and  half  blind, 
but  with  resolution  and  rage, 
enhanced  by  defeat,  he   stag- 
gered forward  again,  wild 
and    powerless,    and     was 
received   once  more    upon 
the  point  of  his  adversary's 
sword.        He     reeled 
back,     stood     for    .a 
moment,    his      sword 
dropped  upon  the 
ground,   and 'he 
shook  his  empty 
hand      in 
fruitless 
menace  at 
his 


triumphant  antagonist,  and  then  rolled  headlong  upon  the 
pavement,  insensible,  and  weltering  in  gore — the  combat  was 


over. 


Ashwoode  and  O'Connor  had  hardly  crossed  their  weapons 
when  O'Hanlon  sprang  forward  and  sternly  accosted  Lord 
Wharton,  for  it  was  no  other,  who  accompanied  Ashwoode. 

"  My  lord,  you  need  not  interfere,"  said  he,  observing  a 
movement  on  Lord  Wharton's  part  as  if  he  would  have 
separated  the  combatants.  "  This  is  a  question  which  all 
your  diplomacy  will  not  arrange — they  will  fight  it  to  the  end. 
If  you  give  them  not  fair  play  while  I  secure  the  door,  I  will 
send  my  sword  through  your  excellency's  body." 


240  The  "Cock  and  A  nckor" 

So  saying,  O'Hanlon  drew  his  weapon,  and  keeping  occa- 
sional watch  upon  Wharton — who,  however,  did  not  exhibit 
any  further  disposition  to  interfere — he  strode  to  the  outer 
door,  which  opened  upon  the  public  road,  and  to  prevent 
interruption  from  that  quarter,  drew  the  bar  and  secured  it 
effectually. 

"Now,  my  lord,"  said  he,  returning  and  resuming  his 
position,  "  I  have  secured  this  fortunate  meeting  against  in- 
trusion. What  think  you,  while  our  friends  are  thus  engaged, 
were  we,  for  warmth  and  exercise  sake,  likewise  to  cross  our 
blades  ?  Will  your  lordship  condescend  to  gratify  a  simple 
gentleman  so  far?" 

"  Out  upon  you,  fellow ;  know  you  who  T  am  ?  "  said 
Wharton,  with  sturdy  good-humour. 

"  I  know  thee  well,  Lord  Wharton — a  wily,  selfish,  double- 
dealing  politician ;  a  profligate  in  morals ;  an  infidel  in  re- 
ligion ;  and  a  traitor  in  politics.  I  know  thee — who  doth 
not  ?  " 

"  Landlord,"  said  Wharton,  turning  toward  that  personage, 
who,  with  amazement,  irresolution,  and  terror  in  his  face, 
inspected  these  violent  proceedings,  "  landlord,  I  say,  call  in  a 
lackey  or  two  ;  I'll  bring  this  ruffian  to  reason  quickly.  Have 
you  gotten  a  pump  in  the  neighbourhood?  Landlord,  I 
say,  bestir  thyself,  or,  by ,  I'll  spur  thee  with  my  sword- 
point." 

"  Stir  not,  if  you  would  keep  your  life,"  said  O'Hanlon,  in 
a  tone  which  the  half- stupefied  host  of  "The  Jolly  Bowlers  " 
dared  not  disobey.  "  If  you  would  not  suffer  death  upon  the 
spot  where  you  stand,  do  not  attempt  to  move  one  step,  nor 
to  speak  one  word.  My  lord,"  he  continued,  "  I  am  right  glad 
of  this  rencounter.  I  would  have  freely  given  half  what  I 
possess  in  the  world  to  have  secured  it.  Believe  me,  I  will  not 
leave  it  unimproved.  My  lord,  in  plain  terms,  for  ten  thou- 
sand reasons  I  desire  your  death,  and  will  not  leave  this  place 
till  I  have  striven  to  effect  it.  Draw  your  sword,  if  you  be  a 
man ;  draw  your  sword,  unless  cowardice  has  come  to  crown 
your  vices." 

O'Hanlon  drew  his  sword,  and  allowing  Wharton  hardly 
time  sufficient  to  throw  himself  into  an  attitude  of  defence,  he 
attacked  him  with  deadly  resolution.  It  was  well  for  the 
viceroy  that  he  was  an  expert  swordsman,  otherwise  his  career 
would  undoubtedly  have  been  abruptly  terminated  upon  the 
floor  of  "  The  Jolly  Bowlers."  As  it  was,  he  received  a  thrust 
right  through  the  shoulder,  and  staggering  back,  stumbled 
and  fell  upon  the  uneven  pavement  which  studded  the  floor. 
This  occurred  almost  at  the  same  moment  with  O'Connor's 
fall,  and  believing  that  he  had  mortally  hurt  his  noble  an- 
tagonist, O'Hanlon,  without  stopping  to  look  about  him 


The  Stained  Ruffles.  241 

hastily  lifted  his  fallen  and  senseless  companion  from  the 
pavement  and  bore  hiin  in  his  arms  through  the  outer  door, 
which  the  landlord  had  at  length  found  resolution  enough  to 
unbar.  Fortunately  a  hackney  coach  stood  there  waiting  for 
a  chance  job  from  some  of  the  aristocratic  bowlers  within,  and 
in  this  vehicle  he  hurriedly  deposited  his  inanimate  burden, 
and  desiring  the  coachman  to  drive  for  his  life  into  the  city, 
sprang  into  the  conveyance  himself.  Irishmen  are  pro- 
verbially ready  at  all  times  to  aid  an  escape  from  the  fangs  of 
justice,  and  without  pausing  to  ask  a  question,  the  coachman, 
to  whom  the  sight  of  blood  and  of  the  naked  sword,  which 
O'Hanlon  still  carried,  was  warrant  sufficient,  mounted  the 
box  with  incredible  speed,  pressed  his  hat  firmly  down  upon 
his  brows,  shook  the  reins,  and  lashed  his  horses  till  they 
smoked  again ;  and  thus,  at  a  gallop,  O'Hanlon  and  his 
bleeding  companion  thundered  onward  toward  the  city.  Ash- 
woode  did  not  interfere  to  stay  the  fugitives,  for  he  was  not 
sorry  to  be  relieved  of  the  embarrassment  which  he  foresaw 
in  having  the  body  of  his  victim  left,  as  it  were,  in  his  charge. 
He  therefore  gladly  witnessed  its  removal,  and  addressed  him- 
self to  Lord  Wharton,  who  was  rising  with  some  difficulty 
from  his  prostrate  position. 

"  Are  you  hurt,  my  lord  ?  "  inquired  Ashwoode,  kneeling  by 
his  side  and  assisting  him  to  rise. 

"  Hush  !  nothing — a  mere  scratch.  Above  all  things,  make 
no  row  about  it.  By ,  I  would  not  for  worlds  that  any- 
thing were  heard  of  it.  Fortunately,  this  accident  is  a  trivial 
one — the  blood  flows  rather  fast,  though.  Let's  get  into  a 
coach,  if,  indeed,  the  scoundrels  have  not  run  away  with  the 
last  of  them." 

They  found  one,  however,  at  the  door,  and  getting  in  with 
all  convenient  dispatch,  desired  the  man  to  drive  slowly 
toward  the  castle. 


CHAPTER  XLVIII. 

THE   STAINED   EUFFLES. 

WE  must  now  return  for  a  brief  space  to  Morley  Court.  The 
apartment  which  lay  beneath  what  had  been  Sir  Richard  Ash- 
woode's  bed-chamber,  and  in  which  Mary  and  her  gay  cousin, 
Emily  Copland,  had  been  wont  to  sit  and  work,  and  read 
and  sing  together,  had  grown  to  be  considered,  by  long- 
established  usage,  the  rightful  and  exclusive  property  of  the 
ladies  of  the  family,  and  had  been  surrendered  up  to  their 

B, 


242  The  "Cock  and  Anchor!' 

private  occupation  and  absolute  control.  Around  it  stood 
full  many  a  quaint  cabinet  of  dark  old  wood,  shining  like 
polished  jet,  little  bookcases,  and  tall  old  screens,  and  music 
stands,  and  drawing  tables.  These,  along  with  a  spinet  and  a 
guitar,  and  countless  other  quaint  and  pretty  sundries  indi- 
cating the  habitual  presence  of  feminine  refinement  and  taste, 
abundantly  furnished  the  chamber.  In  the  window  stood 
some  choice  and  fragrant  flowers,  and  the  light  fell  softly 
upon  the  carpet  through  the  clustering  bowers  of  creeping 
plants  which  mantled  the  outer  wall,  in  sombre  rivalry  of  the 
full  damask  curtains,  whose  draperies  hung  around  the  deep 
receding  casements. 

Here  sat  Mary  Ashwoode,  as  the  evening,  whose  tragic 
events  we  have  in  our  last  chapter  described,  began  to  close 
over  the  old  manor  of  Morley  Court.  Her  embroidery  had 
been  thrown  aside,  and  lay  upon  the  table,  and  a  book,  which 
she  had  been  reading,  was  open  before  her  ;  but  her  eyes  now 
looked  pensively  through  the  window  upon  the  fair,  sad  land- 
scape, clothed  in  the  warm  and  melancholy  tints  of  evening. 
Her  graceful  arm  leaned  upon  the  table,  and  her  small,  white 
hand  supported  her  head  and  mingled  in  the  waving  tresses  of 
her  dark  hair. 

"At  what  hour  did  my  brother  promise  to  return  ?"  said 
she,  addressing  herself  to  her  maid,  who  was  listlessly  arrang- 
ing some  books  in  the  little  book-case. 

"  Well,  I  declare  and  purtest,  I  can't  rightly  remember," 
rejoined  the  maid,  cocking  her  head  on  one  side  reflectively, 
and  tapping  her  eyebrow  to  assist  her  recollection.  "I  don't 
think,  my  lady,  he  named  any  hour  precisely ;  but  at  any  rate, 
you  may  be  sure  he'll  not  be  long  away  now." 

"  I  thought  he  said  seven  o'clock,"  continued  Mary ;  "  would 
he  were  come  !  I  feel  very  solitary  to-day  ;  and  this  evening 
we  might  pass  happily  together,  for  that  strange  man  will  not 
return  to-night — he  said  so — my  brother  told  me  so." 

"  I  believe  Mr.  Blarden  changed  his  mind,  my  lady,"  said 
the  maid ;  "  for  I  know  he  gave  orders  before  he  went  for  a 
fire  in  his  room  to-night." 

Even  as  she  spoke  she  heard  Sir  Henry's  step  upon  the 
stairs,  and  her  brother  entered  the  room. 

"  Harry,  Harry,  1  am  so  glad  to  see  you,"  said  she,  running 
lightly  to  him  and  throwing  her  arms  around  his  neck. 
"Come,  come,  sit  you  down  beside  me;  we  shall  be  happy 
tog-ether  at  least  for  this  evening.  Come,  Harry,  come." 

So  saying  she  led  him,  passive  and  gloomy,  to  the  fireside, 
and  drew  a  chair  beside  that  into  which  he  had  thrown 
himself. 

"  Dear  brother,  the  time  seemed  so  very  tedious  to-day  while 
you  were  away,"  said  she.  "  I  thought  it  would  never  pass. 


The  Stained  Ruffles.  243 

"Why  are  you  so  silent  and  thoughtful,  brother  ?  has  anything 
happened  to  vex  you  P  " 

"Nothing,"  said  he,  glancing  at  her  with  a  strange  ex- 
pression— "nothing  to  vex  me— no,  nothing — perhaps  the 
contrary." 

"  Dear  brother,  have  you  heard  good  news  ?  Come  and  tell 
me,"  said  she  ;  "  though  I  fear  from  the  sadness  of  your  face 
you  do  but  natter  me.  Have  you,  Harry — have  you  heard  or 
seen  anything  that  gave  you  comfort?  " 

"  No,  not  comfort ;  I  know  not  what  I  say.  Have  you  any 
wine  here?"  said  Ashwoode,  hurriedly;  "I  am  tired  and 
thirsty." 

"No,  not  here,"  answered  she,  somewhat  surprised  at  the 


oddity  of  the  question,  as  well  as  by  the  abruptness  and 
abstraction  of  his  manner. 

"  Carey,"  said  he,  "  run  down — bring  wine  quickly  ;  I'm 
exhausted — quite  wearied.  I  have  played  more  at  bowls  this 
afternoon  than  I've  done  for  years,"  he  added,  addressing  his 
sister  as  the  maid  departed  on  her  errand. 

"You  do  look  very  pale,  brother,"  said  she,  "and  your 
dress  is  all  disordered  ;  and,  gracious  God ! — see  all  the  ruffles 
of  this  hand  are  steeped  in  blood — brother,  brother,  for  God's 
sake — are  you  hurt  ?  " 

"  Hurt — I —  ?  "  said  he  hastily,  and  endeavouring  to  smile  ! 
"  no,  indeed — I  hurt !  far  be  it  from  me — this  blood  is  none 


244  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor? ' 

of  mine ;  one  of  our  party  scratched  his  hand,  and  I  bound 
his  handkerchief  round  the  wound,  and  in  so  doing  contracted 
these  tragic  spots  that  startle  you  so.  No,  no,  believe  me, 
when  I  am  hart  I  will  make  no  secret  of  it.  Carey,  pour 
some  wine  into  that  glass — fill  it — fill  it,  child— there,"  and 
he  drank  it  off — "  fill  it  again — so  two  or  three  more,  and  I 
shall  be  quite  myself  again.  How  snug  this  room  of  yours  is, 
Mary." 

"  Yes,  brother,  I  am  very  fond  of  it ;  it  is  a  pleasant  old 
room,  and  one  that  has  often  seen  me  happier  than  I  shall 
be  again,"  said  she,  with  a  sigh  ;  "  but  do  you  feel  better  ?  has 
the  wine  refreshed  you  ?  You  still  look  pale,"  she  added,  with 
fears  not  yet  half  quieted. 

"  Yes,  Mary,  I  am  refreshed,"  he  said,  with  a  sudden  and 
reckless  burst  of  strange  merriment  that  shocked  her;  "I 
could  play  the  match  through  again — I  could  leap,  and  laugh 
and  sing ;  "  and  then  he  added  quickly  in  an  altered  voice — 
"  has  Blarden  returned  ?  " 

"  No,"  said  she ;  "  I  thought  you  said  he  would  remain  in 
town  to-night." 

"  I  said  wrong  if  I  said  so  at  all,"  replied  Ashwoode ;  "  and 
if  he  did  intend  to  stay  in  town  he  has  changed  his  plans — 
he  will  be  here  this  evening ;  I  thought  I  should  have  found 
him  here  on  my  return ;  I  expect  him  every  moment." 

"  When,  dear  brother,  is  this  visit  of  his  to  end  ?  "  asked  the 
girl  imploringly. 

"Not  for  weeks — for  months,  I  hope,"  replied  Ashwoode 
drily  and  quickly  ;  "  why  do  you  inquire,  pray  ?  " 

"  Simply  because  I  wish  it  were  ended,  brother,"  answered 
she  sadly ;  "  but  if  it  vexes  you  I  will  ask  no  more." 

"  It  does  vex  me,  then,"  said  Ashwoode,  sternly  ;  "  it  does, 
and  you  know  it" — he  accompanied  these  words  with  a  look 
even  more  savage  than  the  tone  in  which  he  had  uttered  them, 
and  a  silence  of  some  minutes  followed. 

Ashwoode  desired  nothing  so  much  as  to  speak  with  his 
sister  intelligibly  upon  the  subject  of  Blarden's  designs,  and 
of  his  own  entire  approval  of  them ;  but,  somehow,  often  as 
he  had  resolved  upon  it,  he  had  never  yet  approached  the 
topic,  even  in  imagination,  in  his  sister's  presence,  without 
feeling  himself  unnerved  and  abashed.  He  now  strove  to 
fret  himself  into  a  rage,  in  the  instinctive  hope  that  under 
the  influence  of  this  stimulus  he  might  find  nerve  to  broach 
the  subject  in  plain  terms ;  he  strode  quickly  to  and  fro  across 
the  floor,  casting  from  time  to  time  many  an  angry  glance  at 
the  poor  girl,  and  seeking  by  every  mechanical  agency  to  work 
himself  into  a  passion." 

"  And  so  it  is  come  to  this  at  last,"  said  he,  vehemently, 
"  that  I  may  not  invite  my  friends  to  my  own  house  ;  or  that 


The  Stained  Ruffles.  245 

if  I  dare  to  do  so,  they  shall  necessarily  be  exposed  to  the  con- 
stant contempt  and  rudeness  of  those  who  ought  to  be  their 
entertainers ;  all  their  advances  towards  acquaintance  met 
with  a  hoity-toity,  repulsive  impertinence,  and  themselves 
treated  with  a  marked  and  insulting  avoidance,  shunned  as 
though  they  bad  the  plague.  I  tell  you  now  plainly,  once 
for  all,  I  will  be  master  in  my  own  house  ;  you  shall  treat  my 
guests  with  attention  and  respect ;  you  must  do  so ;  I  command 
you  ;  you  shall  find  that  I  am  master  here." 

"Ho  doubt  of  it,  by ,"  ejaculated  Nicholas  Blarden, 

himself  entering  the  room  at  the  termination  of  Ashwoode's 
stormy  harangue  ;  "  but  where  the  devil  is  the  good  of  roaring 
that  way  ?  your  sister  is  not  deaf,  I  suppose  ?  Mistress  Mary, 
your  most  obedient — " 

Mary  did  not  wait  for  further  conference  ;  but  rising  with 
a  proud  mien  and  a  burning  cheek,  she  left  the  room  and  went 
quickly  to  her  own  chamber,  where  she  threw  herself  into  a 
chair,  covered  her  eyes  with  her  hands,  and  burst  into  an 
agony  of  weeping. 

"  Well,  but  she  is  a  fine  wench,"  cried  Nicholas  Blarden, 
as  soon  as  she  had  disappeared.  "  The  tantarums  become 
her  better  than  good  humour ;  "  so  saying,  he  half  filled  Ash- 
woode's glass  with  wine,  and  rinsed  it  into  the  fireplace; 
then  coolly  filled  a  bumper  and  quaffed  it  off,  and  then 
another  and  another. 

"  Sit  down  here  and  listen  to  me,"  said  he  to  Ashwoode,  in 
that  insolent,  domineering  tone  which  he  so  loved  to  employ 
in  accosting  him,  "sit  down  here,  I  say,  young  man,  and 
listen  to  me  while  I  give  you  a  bit  of  my  mind/' 

Ashwoode,  who  knew  too  well  the  consequences  of  even 
murmuring  under  the  tyranny  of  his  task-master,  in  silence 
did  as  he  was  commanded. 

"  I  tell  you  what  it  is,"  said  Blarden,  "  I  don't  like  the  way 
this  affair  is  going  on;  the  girl  avoids  me;  I  don't  know  her, 

by  ,  a  curse  better  to-day  than  I  did  the  first  day  I 

came  into  the  house ;  this  won't  do,  you  know ;  it  will  never 
do ;  you  had  better  strike  out  some  expeditious  plan,  or  it's 
very  possible  I  may  tire  of  the  whole  concern  and  cut  it 
black,  do  you  mind ;  you  had  better  sharpen  your  wits,  my 
fine  fellow." 

"  The  fault  is  your  own,"  said  Ashwoode  gloomily  ;  "  if 
you  desire  expedition,  you  can  command  it,  by  yourself  speak- 
ing to  her ;  you  have  not  as  yet  even  hinted  at  your  inten- 
tions, nor  by  any  one  act  made  her  acquainted  with  your 
designs ;  let  her  see  that  you  like  her ;  let  her  understand  you ; 
you  have  never  done  so  yet." 

"  She's  infernally  proud,"  said  Blarden,  "  just  as  proud  as 
yourself :  but  we  know  a  knack,  don't  we,  for  bringing  pride 


246  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

to  its  senses?  Eh?  Nothing,  I  believe,  Sir  Henry,  like 
fear  in  such  cases ;  don't  you  think  so  ?  I've  known  it 
succeed  sometimes  to  a  miracle — fear  of  one  kind  or  an- 
other is  the  only  way  we  have  of  working  men  or  women. 
Mind  I  tell  you  she  must  be  frightened,  and  well  frightened 
too,  or  she'll  run  rusty.  I  have  a  knack  with  me — a  kind  of 
gift — of  frightening  people  when  I  have  a  fancy  ;  and  if  you're 
in  earnest,  as  I  guess  you  pretty  well  are,  between  us  we'll 
tame  her." 

"  It  were  not  advisable  to  proceed  at  once  to  extremities," 
said  Ashwoode,  who,  spite  of  his  constitutional  selfishness, 
felt  some  odd  sensations,  and  not  of  the  pleasantest  kind, 
while  they  thus  conversed.  "  You  must  begin  by  showing  your 
wishes  in  your  manner;  be  attentive  to  her;  and,  in  short, 
let  her  unequivocally  see  the  nature  of  your  intentions  ;  tell 
her  that  you  want  to  marry  her  ;  and  when  she  refuses,  then 
it  is  time  enough  to  commence  those — those — other  operations 
at  which  you  hint." 

"  Well,  d — n  me,  but  there  is  some  sense  in  what  you  say," 
observed  Blarden,  filling  his  glass  again.  "  Umph  !  perhaps 
I've  been  rather  backward ;  I  believe  I  have ;  she's  coy,  shy, 
and  a  proud  little  baggage  withal — I  lika  her  the  better  for 
it — and  requires  a  lot  of  wooing  before  she's  won ;  well,  I'll 
make  myself  clear  on  to-morrow.  I'm  blessed  if  she  sha'n't 
understand  me  beyond  the  possibility  of  question  or  doubt ; 
and  if  she  won  t  listen  to  reason,  then  we'll  see  whether  there 
isn't  a  way  to  break  her  spirit  if  she  was  as  proud  as  the 
Queen."  With  these  words  Blarden  arose  and  drained  the 
flask  of  wine,  then  observed  authoritatively, — 

"  Get  the  cards  and  follow  me  to  the  parlour.  I  want 
something  to  amuse  me ;  be  quick,  d'ye  hear  P  " 

And  so  saying  he  took  his  departure,  followed  by  Sir  Henry 
Ashwoode,  whose  condition  was  now  more  thoroughly  abject 
and  degraded  than  that  of  a  purchased  slave. 


CHAPTER  XLIX. 

OLD     SONGS — THE     UNWELCOME     LISTENER— THE     BAEONET's 
PLEDGE. 

NEXT  day  Mary  Ashwoode  sat  alone  in  the  same  room  in 
which  she  had  been  so  unpleasantly  intruded  upon  on  the 
evening  before.  The  unkindness  of  her  brother  had  caused 
her  many  a  bitter  tear  during  the  past  night,  and  although 
still  entirely  in  the  dark  as  to  Blarden's  designs,  there  was  yet 


Old  Songs.  247 

something  in  his  manner  during  the  brief  moment  of  their 
yesterday  evening's  rencontre  which  alarmed  her,  and  sug- 
gested, in  a  few  hurried  and  fevered  dreams  which  troubled 
her  broken  slumbers  of  the  night  past,  his  dreaded  image  in  a 
hundred  wild  and  fantastic  adventures. 

She  sat,  as  we  have  already  said,  alone  in  the  self-same 
room,  and  as  mechanically  she  pursued  her  work,  her  thoughts 
were  far  away,  and  wherever  they  turned  still  were  they 
clouded  with  anxiety  and  sorrow.  Wearied  at  length  with  the 
monotony  of  an  occupation  which  •  availed  not  even  momen- 
tarily to  draw  her  attention  from  the  griefs  which  weighed 
upon  her,  she  threw  her  work  aside,  and  taking  the  guitar 
which  in  gayer  hours  had  often  yielded  its  light  music  to  her 
touch,  and  trying  to  forget  the  consciousness  of  her  changed 
and  lonely  existence  in  the  happier  recollections  which 
returned  in  these  once  familiar  sounds,  she  played  and  sang 
the  simple  melodies  which  had  been  her  favourites  long  ago ; 
but  while  thus  her  hands  strayed  over  the  chords  of  the 
instrument,  and  the  low  and  silvery  cadences  of  her  sweet 
voice  recalled  many  a  touching  remembrance  of  the  past, 
she  was  startled  and  recalled  at  once  from  her  momentary 
forgetf ulness  of  the  present  by  a  voice  close  behind  her  which 
exclaimed, — 

"  Capital — never  a  better — encore,  encore ;  "  and  on  looking 
hurriedly  round,  her  glance  at  once  encountered  and  recog- 
nized the  form  and  features  of  Nicholas  Blarden.  "  Go  on, 
go  on,  do,"  said  that  gentleman  in  his  most  engaging  way, 

and  with  an  amorous  grin;  "do— go  on,  can't  you — by , 

I'm  half  sorry  I  said  a  word." 

"I— I  would  rather  not,"  stammered  she,  rising  and 
colouring;  "I  have  played  and  sung  enough — too  much 
already." 

"  No,  no,  not  at  all,"  continued  Blarden,  warming  as  he 
proceeded;  "hang  me,  no  such  thing,  you  were  just  going 
on  strong  when  I  came  in — come,  come,  I  won't  let  you 
stop." 

Her  heart  swelled  with  indignation  at  the  coarse,  familiar 
insolence  of  his  manner ;  but  she  made  no  other  answer  than 
that  conveyed  by  laying  down  the  instrument,  and  turning 
from  it  and  him. 

"Well,  rot  me,  but  this  is  too  bad,"  continued  he,  play- 
fully; "come,  take  it  up  again — come,  you  must  tip  us 
another  stave,  young  lady— do— curse  me  ii:  I  heard  half  your 
songs,  you're  a  perfect  nightingale." 

So  saying  he  took  up  the  guitar,  and  followed  her  with  it 
towards  the  fireplace. 

"  Come,  you  won't  refuse,  eh  ?— I'm  in  earnest,"  he  con- 
tinued ;  "  upon  my  soul  and  oath  I  want  to  hear  more  of  it." 


248  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor." 

"  I  have  already  told  you,  sir,"  said  Mary  Ashwoode,  "  that 
I  do  not  wish  to  play  or  sing  any  more  at  present.  I  am 
sure  you  are  not  aware,  Mr.  Blarden,  that  this  is  my  private 
apartment;  no  one  visits  me  here  uninvited,  and  at  present 
I  wish  to  be  alone." 

Thus  speaking,  she  resumed  her  seat  and  her  work,  and  sat 
in  perfect  silence,  her  heaving  breast  and  glowing  cheeks 
alone  betraying  the  strength  of  her  emotions. 

"  Ho,  ho !  rot  me,  but  she's  sulky,"  cried  Blarden,  with  a 
horse-laugh,  while  he  flung  the  guitar  carelessly  upon  the 
table ;  "  sure  you  wouldn't  turn  me  out — that  would  be  very 
hard  usage,  and  no  mistake.  Eh  !  Miss  Mary  ?  " 

Mary  continued  to  ply  her  silks  in  silence,  and  Blarden 
threw  himself  into  a  chair  opposite  to  her. 

"I  like  to  rise  you — hang  me,  if  I  don't,"  said  Blarden, 
exultingly — "you  are  always  a  snug-looking  bit  of  goods,  but 
when  your  blood's  up,  you're  a  downright  beauty — rot  me,  but 
you  are — why  the  devil  don't  you  talk  to  me — eh  ?  "  he  added, 
more  roughly  than  he  had  yet  spoken. 

Mary  Ashwoode  began  now  to  feel  seriously  alarmed  at  the 
man's  manner,  and  as  her  eyes  encountered  his  gloating  gaze, 
her  colour  came  and  went  in  quick  succession. 

"  Confoundedly  pretty,  sure  enough,  and  well  you  know  it, 
too,"  continued  he — "curse  me,  but  you  are  a  fine  wench — 
and  I'll  tell  you  what's  more — I'm  more  than  half  in  love  with 
you  at  this  minute,  may  the  devil  have  me  but  I  am." 

Thus  speaking,  he  drew  his  chair  nearer  hers. 

"  Mr.  Blarden — sir — I  insist  on  your  leaving  me,"  said 
Mary,  now  thoroughly  frightened. 

"And  I  insist  on  not  leaving  you,"  replied  Blarden,  with 
an  insolent  chuckle — "  so  it's  a  fair  trial  of  strength  between 
us,  eh  ? — ho,  ho,  what  are  you  afraid  of  ? — stick  up  to  your 
fight — do  then — I  like  you  all  the  better  for  your  spirit — 
confound  me  but  I  do." 

He  advanced  his  chair  still  nearer  to  that  on  which  she  was 
seated. 

"  Well,  but  you  do  look  pretty,  by  Jove,"  he  exclaimed.  "  I 
like  you,  and  I  am  determined  to  make  you  like  me — I  am — 
you  'shall  like  me." 

He  arose,  and  approached  her  with  a  half  amorous,  half 
menacing  air. 

Pale  as  death,  Mary  Ashwoode  arose  also,  and  moved  with 
hurried,  trembling  steps  towards  the  door.  He  made  a  move- 
ment as  if  to  intercept  her  exit,  but  checked  the  impulse,  and 
contented  himself  with  observing  with  a  scowl  of  spite  and 
disappointment,  as  she  passed  from  the  room, — 

"  Pride  will  have  a  fall,  my  fine  lady — you'll  be  tame  enough 
yet  for  all  your  tantarums,  by  Jove." 


Old  Songs.  249 

Breathless  with  haste  and  agitation,  Mary  reached  the 
study,  where  she  knew  her  brother  was  now  generally  to  be 
found.  He  was  there  engaged  in  the  miserable  labour  of 
looking  through  accounts  and  letters,  in  arranging  the  com- 
plicated records  of  his  own  ruin. 

"Brother,"  said  she,  running  to  his  side  with  the  earnest- 
ness of  deep  agitation,  "  brother,  listen  to  me." 

He  raised  his  eyes,  and  at  a  glance  easily  divined  the  cause 
of  her  excitement. 

"Well,"  said  he,  "speak  on— I  hear." 

"Brother,"  she  resumed,  "that  man — that  Mr.  Blarden, 
came  uninvited  into  my  study  ;  he  was  at  first  very  coarse 
and  free  in  his  manner — very  disagreeable  and  impudent — 
he  refused  to  leave  me  when  I  requested  him  to  do  so,  and 
every  moment  became  more  and  more  insolent — his  manner 
and  language  terrified  me.  Brother,  dear  brother,  you  must 
not  expose  me  to  another  such  scene  as  that  which  has  just 


Ashwoode  paused  for  a  good  while,  with  the  pen  still  in 
his  fingers,  and  his  eyes  fixed  abstractedly  upon  his  sister's 
pale  face.  At  length  he  said, — 

"  Do  you  wish  me  to  make  this  a  quarrel  with  Blarden  ? 
Was  there  enough  to  warrant  a — a  duel  ?  " 

He  well  knew,  however,  that  he  was  safe  in  putting  the 
question,  and  in  anticipating  her  answer,  he  calculated  rightly 
the  strength  of  his  sister's  affection  for  him. 

"Oh!  no,  no,  brother — no!''  she  cried,  with  imploring 
terror ;  "  dear  brother,  you  are  everything  to  me  now.  No, 
no ;  promise  that  you  will  not ! '' 

"  Well,  well,  I  do,''  said  Ashwoode;  "but  how  would  you 
have  me  act  ?  '' 

4<  Do  not  ask  this  man  to  prolong  his  visit,''  replied  she ;  "  or 
if  he  must,  at  least  let  me  go  elsewhere  while  he  remains 
here." 

"  You  have  but  one  female  relative  in  Ireland  with  a  house 
to  receive  you,"  rejoined  Ashwoode,  "  and  that  is  Lady 
Stukely ;  and  I  have  reason  to  think  she  would  not  like  to 
have  you  as  a  guest  just  now.3' 

"  Dear  Harry — dear  brother,  think  of  some  place,"  said  she, 
with  earnest  entreaty.  "  I  now  feel  secure  nowhere ;  that 
rude  man,  the  very  sight  of  whom  affrights  me,  will  not 
forbear  to  intrude  upon  my  privacy ;  alone — in  my  own  little 
room — anywhere  in  this  house — 1  am  equally  liable  to  his 
intrusions  and  his  rudeness.  Dear  brother,  take  pity  on  me — 
think  of  some  place/' 

"  Curse  that  beast  Blarden  !  "  muttered  Sir  Henry  Ash- 
woode, between  his  teeth.  "Will  nothing  ever  teach  the 
ruffian  one  particle  of  tact  or  common  sense  ?  What  good 


250  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

end  could  he  possibly  propose  to  himself  by  terrifying  the 
girl?" 

Ashwoode  bit  his  lips  and  frowned,  while  he  thought  the 
matter  over.  At  length  he  said, — 

"  I  shall  speak  to  Blarden  immediately.  I  begin  to  think 
that  the  man  is  not  fit  company  for  civilized  people.  I  think 
we  must  get  rid  of  him  at  whatever  temporary  inconvenience, 
without  actual  rudeness.  Without  anything  approaching  to 
a  quarrel,  I  can  shorten  his  visit.  He  shall  leave  this  either 
to-night  or  before  seven  o'clock  to-morrow  morning." 

"  And  you  promise  there  shall  be  no  quarrel — no  violence?  " 
urged  she. 

"  Yes,  Mary,  I  do  promise,"  rejoined  Ashwoode. 

"  Dear,  dear  brother,  you  have  set  my  heart  at  rest,"  cried 
she.  "Yes,  you  are  my  own  dear  brother — my  protector !" 
And  with  all  the  warmth  and  enthusiasm  of  unsuspecting 
love,  she  threw  her  arms  around  his  neck  and  kissed  her 
betrayer. 

Mary  had  scarcely  left  the  room  in  which  Sir  Henry  Ash- 
woode was  seated,  when  he  perceived  Blarden  sauntering 
among  the  trees  by  the  window,  with  his  usual  swagger ;  the 
young  man  put  on  his  hat  and  walked  quickly  forth  to  join 
him  ;  as  soon  as  he  had  come  up  with  him,  Blarden  turned, 
and  anticipating  him,  said, — 

"  Well,  I  /tare  spoken  out,  and  I  think  she  understands  me 
too ;  at  any  rate,  if  she  don't,  it's  no  fault  of  mine." 

"  I  wish  you  had  managed  it  better/'  said  Ashwoode  ; 
"  there  is  a  way  of  doing  these  things.  You  have  frightened 
the  foolish  girl  half  out  of  her  wits." 

"  Have  I,  though  ?  "  exclaimed  Blarden,  with  a  triumphant 
grin.  "  She's  just  the  girl  we  want — easily  cowed.  I'm  glad 
to  hear  it.  We'll  manage  her — we'll  bring  her  into  training 
before  a  week — hang  me,  but  we  will." 

"You  began  a  little  too  soon,  though,"  urged  Ashwoode; 
'*  you  ought  to  have  tried  gentle  means  first.'' 

"  Devil  the  morsel  of  good  in  them,"  rejoined  Blarden.  "  I 
see  well  enough  how  the  wind  sits — she  don't  like  me ;  and 
I  haven't  time  to  waste  in  wooing.  Once  we're  buckled,  she'll 
be  fond  enough  of  me ;  matrimony  '11  turn  out  smooth  enough 
— I'll  take  devilish  good  care  of  that ;  but  the  courtship  will 
be  the  devil's  tough  business.  We  must  begin  the  taming 
system  off-hand  ;  there's  no  use  in  shilly  shally." 

"  I  tell  you,"  rejoined  Ashwoode,  "  you  have  been  too  pre- 
cipitate— 1  speak,  of  course,  merely  in  relation  to  the  policy 
and  expediency  of  the  thing.  I  don't  mean  to  pretend  that 
constraint  may  not  become  necessary  hereafter ;  but  just 
now,  and  before  our  plans  are  well  considered,  and  our 
arrangements  made,  I  think  it  was  injudicious  to  frighten 


Old  Songs.  251 

her  so.  She  was  talking  of  leaving  the  house  and  going  to 
Lady  Stukely's,  or,  in  short,  anywhere  rather  than  remain 
here." 

"  Threaten  to  run  away,  did  she  ?  "  cried  Blarden,  with  a 
whistle  of  surprise  which  passed  off  into  a  chuckle. 

"  Yes,  in  plain  terms,  she  said  so,"  rejoined  Ashwoode. 

"  Then  just  turn  the  key  upon  her  at  once,"  replied  Blarden 
— "  lock  her  up — let  her  measure  her  rambles  by  the  four  walls 
of  her  room  !  Hang  me,  if  I  can  see  the  difficulty.'' 

Ashwoode  remained  silent,  and  they  walked  side  by  side  for 
a  time  without  exchanging  a  word. 

"  Well,  I  believe  I'm  right,"  cried  Blarden,  at  length ;  "  I 
think  our  game  is  plain  enough,  eh  ?  Don't  let  her  budge  an 
inch.  Do  you  act  turnkey,  and  I'll  pay  her  a  visit  once  a 
day  for  fear  she'd  forget  me — I'll  be  her  father  confessor,  eh  P 
— ho,  ho  ! — and  between  us  I  think  we'll  manage  to  bring  her 
to  before  long." 

"  We  must  take  care  before  we  proceed  to  this  extremity 
that  all  our  agents  are  trustworty,"  said  Ashwoode.  "  There 
is  no  immediate  danger  of  her  attempting  an  escape,  for  I  told 
her  that  you  were  leaving  this  either  to-night  or  to-morrow 
morning,  and  she's  now  just  as  sure  as  if  we  had  her  under 
lock  and  key." 

"  Well,  what  do  you  advise  ?  Can't  you  speak  out  ?  What's 
all  the  delay  to  lead  to  ?  "  said  Blarden. 

"  Merely  that  we  shall  have  time  to  adjust  our  schemes," 
replied  Ashwoode ;  "  there  is  more  to  be  done  than  perhaps 
you  think  of.  We  must  cut  off  all  possibility  of  corre- 
spondence with  friends  out  of  doors,  and  we  must  guard  against 
suspicion  among  the  servants  ;  they  are  all  fond  of  her,  and 
there  is  no  knowing  what  mischief  might  be  done  even  by  the 
most  contemptible  agents.  Some  little  preparation  before  we 
employ  coercion  is  absolutely  indispensable." 

"  Well,  then,  you'd  have  me  keep  out  of  the  way,"  said 
Blarden.  "  But  mind  you,  I  won't  leave  this ;  I  like  to  have 
my  own  eye  upon  my  own  business." 

"There  is  no  reason  why  you  should  leave  it,"  rejoined 
Ashwoode.  "  The  weather  is  now  cold  and  broken,  so  that 
Mary  will  seldom  leave  the  house  ;  and  when  she  remains  in  it, 
she  is  almost  always  in  the  little  drawing-room  with  her  work, 
and  books,  and  music ;  with  the  slightest  precaution  you  can 
effectually  avoid  her  for  a  few  days." 

"  Well,  then,  agreed — done  and  done — a  fair  go  on  both 
sides,"  replied  Blarden,  "  but  it  must  not  be  too  long  ;  knock 
out  some  scheme  that  will  wind  matters  up  within  a  fortnight 
at  furthest;  be  lively,  or  she  shall  lead  apes,  and  you  swing  as 
sure  as  there's  six  sides  to  a  die." 


252  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor" 


CHAPTER   L. 

THE    PRESS   IN    THE    WALL. 

LARRY  TOOLE,  haying  visited  in  vain  all  his  master's  usual 
haunts,  returned  in  the  evening  of  that  day  on  which  we  last 
beheld  him,  to  the  "  Cock  and  Anchor,"  in  a  state  of  extreme 
depression  and  desolateness. 

"  By  the  holy  man,"  said  Larry,  in  reply  to  the  inquiries  of 
the  groom,  who  encountered  him  at  the  yard  gate,  "  he's  gone 
as  clane  as  a  whistle.  It's  dacent  thratement,  so  it  is — gone, 
and  laves  me  behind  to  rummage  the  town  for  him,  and  divil  a 
sign  of  him,  good  or  bad.  I'm  fairly  burstin'  with  emotions. 
Why  did  he  make  off  with  himself  ?  Why  the  devil  did  he 
desart  me?  There's  no  apology  for  sich  minewvers,  nor  no 
excuse  in  the  wide  world,  anless,  indeed,  he  happened  to 
be  dhrounded  or  dhrunk.  I'm  fairly  dry  with  the  frettin  . 
Come  in  with  me,  and  we'll  have  a  sorrowful  pot  iv  strong 
ale  together  by  the  kitchen  fire  ;  for,  bedad,  I  want  something 
badly." 

Accordingly  the  two  worthies  entered  the  great  old  kitchen, 
and  by  the  genial  blaze  of  its  cheering  hearth,  they  dis- 
cussed at  length  the  probabilities  of  recovering  Larry's  lost 
master. 

"  Usedn't  he  to  take  a  run  out  now  and  again  to  Morley 
Court  ?  "  inquired  the  groom  ;  "  you  told  me  so." 

"By  the  hokey,"  exclaimed  Larry,  with  sudden  alacrity, 
"  there  is  some  siiise  in  what  you  say — bedad,  there  is.  I 
don't  know  how  in  the  world  I  didn't  think  iv  going  out 
there  to-day.  But  no  matter,  I'll  do  it  to-morrow." 

And  in  accordance  with  this  resolution,  upon  the  next 
day,  early  in  the  forenoon,  Mr.  Toole  pursued  his  route 
toward  the  old  manor-house.  As  he  approached  the  domain, 
however,  he  slackened  his  pace,  and,  with  extreme  hesitation 
and  caution,  began  to  loiter  toward  the  mansion,  screening 
his  approach  as  much  as  possible  among  the  thick  brush- 
wood which  skirted  the  rich  old  timber  that  clothed  the 
slopes  and  hollows  of  the  manor  in  irregular  and  stately 
masses.  Sheltered  in  his  post  of  observation,  Larry  lounged 
about  until  he  beheld  Sir  Henry  emerge  from  the  hall  door 
and  join  Nicholas  Blarden  in  the  tete-a-tete  which  we  have 
in  our  last  chapter  described.  Our  romantic  friend  no  sooner 
beheld  this  occurrence,  than  he  felt  all  his  uneasiness  at 
once  dispelled.  He  marched  rapidly  to  the  hall  door,  which 
remained  open,  and  forthwith  entered  the  house.  He  had 


The  Press  in  the  Wall.  253 

hardly  reached  the  interior  of  the  hall,  when  he  was  encoun- 
tered by  no  less  a  person  than  the  fair  object  of  his  soul's 
idolatry,  the  beauteous  Mistress  Betsy  Carey. 

"La,  Mr.  Laurence,"  cried  she,  with  an  affected  start, 
"you're  always  turning  up  like  a  ghost,  when  you're  least 
expected." 

"  By  the  powers  of  Moll  Kelly ! "  rejoined  Larry,  with 
fervour,  "  it's  more  and  more  beautiful,  the  Lord  be  merciful 
to  us,  you're  growin'  every  day  you  live.  What  the  divil  will 
you  come  to  at  last  ?  " 

"  Well,  Mr.  Toole,"  rejoined  she,  relaxing  into  a  gracious 
smile,  "  but  you  do  talk  more  nonsense  than  any  ten  beside. 
I  wonder  at  you,  so  I  do,  Mr.  Toole.  Why  don't  you  have  a 
discreeterer  way  of  conversation  and  discourse  ?  " 

"  Och !  murdher ! — heigho  !  beautiful  Betsy,"  sighed  Larry, 
rapturously. 

"  Did  you  walk,  Mr.  Toole  ?  "  inquired  the  maiden. 

"  I  did  so,"  rejoined  Larry. 

"  Young  master's  just  gone  out,"  continued  the  maid. 

"  So  I  seen,  jewel,"  replied  Mr.  Toole. 

"  An'  you  may  as  well  come  into  the  parlour,  an'  have  some 
drink  and  victuals,"  added  she,  with  an  encouraging  smile. 

"  Is  there  no  fear  of  his  coming  in  on  me  ?  "  inquired  Larry, 
cautiously. 

"Tilly  vally,  man,  who  are  you  afraid  of?  "  exclaimed  the 
handmaiden,  cheerily.  "  Come,  Mr.  Toole,  you  used  not  to  be 
so  easily  frightened." 

"  I'll  never  be  afraid  to  folly  your  lead,  most  beautiful  and 
hewildhering  iv  famales,''  ejaculated  Mr.  Toole,  gallantly. 
"  So  here  goes  ;  folly  on,  and  I'll  attind  you  behind." 

Accordingly,  they  both  entered  the  great  parlour,  where  the 
table  bore  abundant  relics  of  a  plenteous  meal,  and  Mistress 
Betsy  Carey,  with  her  own  fair  hands,  placed  a  chair  for  him 
at  the  table,  and  heaping  a  plate  with  cold  beef  and  bread,  laid 
it  before  her  grateful  swain,  along  with  a  foaming  tankard  of 
humming  ale.  The  maid  was  gracious,  and  the  beef  delicious  ; 
his  ears  drank  in  her  accents,  and  his  throat  her  ale,  and  his 
heart  and  mouth  were  equally  full.  Thus,  in  a  condition  as 
nearly  as  human  happiness  can  approach  to  unalloyed  felicity, 
realizing  the  substantial  bliss  of  Mahomet's  paradise,  Mr.  Toole 
ogled  and  ate,  and  glanced  and  guzzled  in  soft  rapture,  until 
the  force  of  nature  could  no  further  go  on,  and  laying  down 
his  knife  and  fork,  he  took  one  long  last  draught  of  ale, 
measuring,  it  is  supposed,  about  three  half -pints,  and  then, 
with  an  easy  negligence,  wiping  the  froth  from  his  mouth  with 
the  cuff  of  his  coat,  he  addressed  himself  to  the  fair  dame  once 
more, — 

"  They  may  say  what  they  like,  by  the  hokey  !  all  the  world 


254  The  "Cock  and  Anchor.33 

over ;  but  divil  bellows  me,  if  ever  I  seen  sich  another  beau- 
tiful, fascinating,  flusthrating  famale,  since  I  was  the  sizeiv 
that  musthard  pot — may  the  divil  bile  me  if  I  did,"  ejaculated 
Mr.  Toole,  rapturously  throwing  himself  into  the  chair  with 
something  between  a  sigh  and  a  grunt,  and  ready  to  burst  with 
love  and  repletion. 

The  fair  maiden  endeavoured  to  look  contemptuous  ;  but 
she  smiled  in  spite  of  herself. 

"  Well,  well,  Mr.  Toole,"  she  exclaimed,  "  I  see  there  is  no 
use  in  talking ;  a  fool's  a  fool  to  the  end  of  his  days,  and  some 
people's  past  cure.  But  tell  me,  how's  Mr.  O'Connor  ?  " 

"  Bedad,  it's  time  for  me  to  think  iv  it,"  exclaimed  Larry, 
briskly.  "  Do  you  know  what  brought  me  here  ?  " 

"  How  should  I  know  ?  "  responded  she,  with  a  careless  toss 
of  her  head,  and  a  very  conscious  look. 

"  Well,"  replied  Mr.  Toole, "  I'll  tell  you  at  once.  I  lost  the 
masther  as  clane  as  a  new  shilling,  an'  I'm  fairly  braking  my 
heart  lookin'  for  him  ;  an'  here  I  come,  trying  would  I  get  the 
chance  iv  hearing  some  soart  iv  a  sketch  iv  him.'5 

"  Is  that  all?  "  inquired  the  damsel,  drily. 

"All !  "  ejaculated  Larry  ;  begorra,  I  think  it's  enough,  an' 
something  to  spare.  All  !  why,  I  tell  you  the  masther's  lost, 
an'  anless  I  get  some  news  of  him  here,  it's  twenty  to  one  the 
two  of  us  'ill  never  meet  in  this  disappinting  world  again. 
All!  I  think  that  something." 

"An5  pray,  what  should  J  know  about  Mr.  O'Connor?" 
inquired  the  girl,  tartly. 

"Did  you  see  him,  or  hear  of  him,  or  was  he  out  here  at 
all?  "asked  he. 

"  No,  he  wasn't.     What  would  bring  him  ?  "  replied  she. 

"  Then  he  is  gone  in  airnest,"  exclaimed  Larry,  passionately  ; 
"  he's  gone  entirely  !  I  half  guessed  it  from  the  first  minute. 
By  jabers,  my  bitther  curse  attind  that  bloody  little  public. 
He's  lost,  an'  tin  to  one  he's  in  glory,  for  he  was  always 
unfortunate.  Och !  divil  fly  away  with  the  liquor." 

"  Well,  to  be  sure,"  ejaculated  the  lady's  maid,  with  con- 
temptuous severity,  tl  but  it  is  surprising  what  fools  some 
people  is.  Don't  you  think  your  master  can  go  anywhere  for 
a  day  or  two,  but  he  must  bring  you  along  with  him,  or  ask 
your  leave  and  licence  to  go  where  he  pleases  forsooth? 
Marry,  come  up,  it's  enough  to  make  a  pig  laugh  only  to  listen 
to  you." 

Just  at  this  moment,  and  when  Larry  was  meditating  his 
reply,  steps  were  heard  in  the  hall,  and  voices  in  debate. 
They  were  those  of  Nicholas  Blarden  and  of  Sir  Henry  Ash- 
woode.  Larry  instantly  recognized  the  latter,  and  his  com- 
panion both  of  them. 

"  They're  coming  this  way,"  gasped  Larry,  with  agonized 


The  Press  in  the  Wall.  255 

alarm.  "  Tare  an'  ouns,  evangelical  girl,  we're  done  for.  Put 
me  somewhere  quick,  or  begorra  it's  all  over  with  uy." 

"What's  to  be  done,  merciful  Moses?  Where  can  you 
go  ? "  ejaculated  the  terrified  girl,  surveying  the  room  with 
frantic  haste.  "  The  press.  Oh !  thank  God,  the  press. 
Come  along,  quick,  quick,  Mr.  Toole,  for  gracious  goodness 
sake." 

So  saying,  she  rushed  headlong  at  a  kind  of  cupboard  or 
press,  whose  doors  opened  in  the  panelling  of  the  wall,  and 
fumbling  with  frightful  agitation  among  her  keys,  she  suc- 
ceeded at  length  in  unlocking  it,  and  throwing  open  its  door, 
exhibited  a  small  orifice  of  about  four  feet  and  a  half  by  three 
in  the  wall. 

"  Now,  Mr.  Toole,  into  it,  as  you  vally  your  precious  life — 
quick,  quick,  for  the  love  of  heaven,"  ejaculated  the  maiden. 

Larry  was  firmly  persuaded  that  the  feat  was  a  downright 
physical  impossibility  ;  yet  with  a  devotion  and  desperation 
which  love  and  terror  combined  alone  could  inspire,  he  mounted 
a  chair,  and,  supported  by  all  the  muscular  strength  of  his 
soul's  idol,  scrambled  into  the  aperture.  A  projecting  shelf 
about  half  way  up  threw  his  figure  so  much  out  of  equili- 
brium, that  the  task  of  keeping  him  in  his  place  was  no  light 
one.  By  main  strength,  however,  the  girl  succeeded  in  closing 
the  door  and  locking  her  visitor  fairly  in,  and  before  her 
master  entered  the  chamber,  Mr.  Toole  became  a  close 
prisoner,  and  the  key  which  confined  him  was  safely 
deposited  in  the  charming  Betsy's  pocket. 

Blarden  roared  lustily  to  the  servants,  and  with  sundry 
impressive  imprecations,  commanded  them  to  remove  every 
vestige  of  the  breakfast  of  which  the  prisoner  had  just 
clandestinely  partaken.  Meanwhile  he  continued  to  walk  up 
and  down  the  room,  whistling  a  lively  ditty,  and  here  and 
there,  at  particularly  sprightly  parts,  drumming  with  his  foot 
in  time  upon  the  floor. 

"Well,  that  job's  done  at  last,"  said  he.  "The  room's 
clean  and  quiet,  and  we  can't  do  better  than  take  a  twist 
at  the  cards.  So  let's  have  a  pack,  and  play  your  best,  d'ye 
mind." 

This  was  addressed  to  Ashwoode,  who,  of  course,  ac- 
quiesced. 

"  Oh,  bloody  wars,  I'm  in  for  it,"  murmured  Larry,  "  they'll 
be  playin'  here  to  no  end,  and  I  smothering  fast,  as  it  is ; 
I'll  never  come  out  iv  this  pisition  with  my  life." 

Few  situations  could  indeed  be  conceived  physically  more 
uncomfortable.  A  shelf  projecting  about  midway  pressed  him 
forward,  exerting  anything  but  a  soothing  influence  upon  the 
backbone,  so  that  his  whole  weight  rested  against  the  door 
of  his  narrow  prison,  and  was  chiefly  sustained  by  his  breast- 


256  The  "Cock  and  A  nckor." 

bone  and  chin.  In  this  very  constrained  attitude,  and  afraid 
to  relieve  his  fatigue  by  moving  even  in  the  very  slightest 
degree,  lest  some  accidental  noise  should  excite  suspicion  and 
betray  his  presence,  the  ill-starred  squire  remained ;  his  dis- 
comforts still  further  enhanced  by  the  pouring  of  some  pickles, 
which  had  been  overturned  upon  an  upper  shelf,  in  cool 
streams  of  vinegar  down  his  back. 

"  I  could  not  have  betther  luck,"  murmured  he.  "  I  never 
discoorsed  a  famale  yet,  but  I  paid  through  the  nose  for  it. 
Didn't  I  get  enough  iv  romance,  bad  luck  to  it,  an'  isn't  it  a 
plisint  pisition  I'm  in  at  last — locked  up  in  an  ould  cupboard 
in  the  wall,  an'  fairly  swimming  in  vinegar.  Oh,  the  women, 
the  women.  I'd  rather  than  every  stitch  of  cloth  on  my  back, 
I  walked  out  clever  an'  clane  to  meet  the  young  masther,  and 
not  let  myself  be  boxed  up  this  way,  almost  dying  with 
the  cramps  and  the  snuffication.  Oh,  them  women,  them 
women  ! " 

Thus  mourned  our  helpless  friend  in  inarticulate  murmur- 
ings.  Meanwhile  young  Ashwoode  opened  two  or  three 
drawers  in  search  of  a  pack  of  cards. 

"There  are  several,  I  know,  in  that  locker,"  said  Ashwoode. 
"  I  laid  some  of  them  there  myself." 

"This  one?"  inquired  Blarden,  making  the  interrogatory 
by  a  sharp  application  of  the  head  of  his  cane  to  the  very 
panel  against  which  Larry's  chin  was  resting.  The  shock, 
the  pain,  and  the  exaggerated  loudness  of  the  application 
caused  the  inmate  of  the  press,  in  spite  of  himself,  to 
ejaculate, — 

«Oh,holyPether!" 

"  Did  you  hear  anything  queer  ? '  inquired  Blarden,  with 
some  consternation.  "  Anyone  calling  out  ?  " 

"  No,"  said  Ashwoode. 

"  Well,  see  what  the  nerves  is,"  cried  Blarden,  "  by ,  I'd 

Irave  bet  ten  to  one  I  heard  a  voice  in  the  wall  the  minute  I 
hit  that  locker  door — this weather  don't  agree  with  me." 

This  sentence  he  wound  up  by  administering  a  second  knock 
where  he  had  given  the  first ;  and  Larry,  with  set  teeth  and 
a  grin,  which  in  a  horse-collar  would  have  won  whole  pyramids 
of  gingerbread,  nevertheless  bore  it  this  time  with  the  silent 
stoicism  of  a  tortured  Indian. 

"  The  nerves  is  a  quare  piece  of  business,"  observed 

Mr.  Blarden — a  philosophical  remark  in  which  Larry  heartily 

coocurred — "  but  get  the  cards,  will  you — what  the is  all 

the  delay  about  ?  " 

In  obedience  to  Ashwoode's  summons,  Mistress  Betsy  Carey 
entered  the  room. 

"  Carey,"  said  he,  "  open  that  press  and  take  out  two  or  three 
packs  of  ca.rds." 


The  Press  in  the  Wall.  257 

"  1  can't  open  the  locker,"  replied  she,  readily,  "  for  the 
young  mistress  put  the  key  astray,  sir — I'll  ran  and  look  for 
it,  if  you  please,  sir." 

"  God  bless  you,"  murmured  Larry,  with  fervent  gratitude. 

"  Hand  me  that  bunch  of  keys  from  under  your  apron," 
said  Blarden,  "  ten  to  one  we'll  find  some  one  among  them 
that'll  open  it." 

"  There's  no  use  in  trying,  sir,"  replied  the  girl,  very  much 
alarmed,  "  it's  a  pitiklar  spart  of  a  lock,  and  has  a  pitiklar 
key — you'll  ruinate  it,  sir,  if  you  go  for  to  think  to  open  it  with 
a  key  that  don't  fit  it,  so  you  will — I'll  run  and  look  for  it  if 
you  please,  sir." 

"  Give  me  that  bunch  of  keys,  young  woman ;  give  them, 
I  tell  you,"  exclaimed  Blarden. 

Thus  constrained,  she  reluctantly  gave  the  keys,  and  among 
them  the  identical  one  to  whose  kind  offices  Mr.  O'Toole  owed 
his  present  dignified  privacy. 

"  Come  in  here,  Chancey,"  said  Mr.  Blarden,  addressing  that 
gentleman,  who  happened  at  that  moment  to  be  crossing  the 
hall — "  take  these  keys  here  and  try  if  any  of  them  will  pick 
that  lock." 

Chancey  accordingly  took  the  keys,  and  mounting  languidly 
upon  a  chair,  began  his  operations. 

It  were  not  easy  to  describe  Mr.  Toole's  emotions  as  these 
proceedings  were  going  forward — some  of  the  keys  would  not 
go  in  at  all — others  went  in  with  great  difficulty,  and  came 
out  with  as  much — some  entered  easily,  but  refused  to  turn, 
and  during  the  whole  of  these  various  attempts  upon  his 
"  dungeon  keep,"  his  mental  agonies  grew  momentarily  more 
and  more  intense,  so  much  so  that  he  was  repeatedly  prompted 
to  precipitate  the  denouement,  by  shouting  his  confession  from 
within.  His  heart  failed  him,  however,  and  his  resolution 
grew  momentarily  feebler  and  more  feeble — he  would  have 
given  worlds  at  that  moment  that  he  could  have  shrunk  into 
the  pickle-pot,  whose  contents  were  then  streaming  down  his 
back — gladly  would  he  have  compounded  for  escape  at  the 
price  of  being  metamorphosed  for  ever  into  a  gherkin.  His 
prayers  were,  however,  unanswered,  and  he  felt  his  inevitable 
fate  momentarily  approaching. 

"  This  one  will  do  it — I  declare  to  God  I  have  it  at  last," 
drawled  Chancey,  looking  lazily  at  a  key  which  he  held  in  his 
hand ;  and  then  applying  it,  it  found  its  way  freely  into  the 
key -hole. 

"  Bravo,  Gordy.by ,"  cried  Blarden,  "  I  never  knew  you 

fail  yet — you're  as  cute  as  a  pet  fox,  you  are." 

Mr.  Blarden  had  hardly  finished  this  flattering  eulogium, 
when  Chancey  turned  the  key  in  the  lock  :  with  astonishing 
violence  the  doors  burst  open,  and  Larry  Toole,  Mr.  Chancey, 


258  "The  Cock  and  Anchor." 

and  the  chair  on  which  he  was  mounted,  descended  with  the 
force  of  a  thunderbolt  on  the  floor.  In  sheer  terror,  Chancey 
clutched  the  interesting  stranger  by  the  throat,  and  Larry,  in 
self-defence,  bit  the  lawyer's  thumb,  which  had  by  a  trifling 
inaccuracy  entered  his  mouth,  and  at  the  same  time,  with  both 
his  hands,  dragged  his  nose  in  a  lateral  direction  until  it  had 
attained  an  extraordinary  length  and  breadth.  In  equal  terror 
and  torment  the  two  combatants  rolled  breathless  along  the 
floor ;  the  charming  Betsy  Carey  screamed  murder,  robbery, 
and  fire — while  Ashwoode  and  Blarden  both  started  to  their 
feet  in  the  extremest  amazement. 

"How  the  devil  did  you  get  into  that  press  ?"  exclaimed 
Ashwoode,  as  soon  as  the  rival  athletes  had  been  separated 
and  placed  upon  their  feet,  addressing  Larry  Toole. 

"  Oh  !  the  robbing  villain,"  ejaculated  Mistress  Betsy  Carey 
— "don't  suffer  nor  allow  him  to  speak — bring  him  to  the 

Samp,  gentlemen — oh  !  the  lying  villain — kick  him  put,  Mr. 
hancey — thump  him,  Sir  Henry — don't  spare  him,  Mr. 
Blarden — turn  him  out,  gentlemen  all — he's  quite  aperiently 
a  robber — oh  !  blessed  hour,  but  it's  I  that  ought  to  be  thank- 
ful— what  in  the  world  wide  would  I  do  if  he  came  powdering 
down  on  me,  the  overbearing  savage ! " 

"  Och  !  murder — the  cruelty  iv  women ! "  ejaculated  Larry, 
reproachfully — "  oh  !  murdher,  beautiful  Betsy." 

"  Don't  be  talking  to  me,  you  sneaking,  skulking  villain," 
cried  Mistress  Carey,  vehemently,  "  you  must  have  stole  the 
key,  so  you  must,  and  locked  yourself  up,  you  frightful  baste. 
For  goodness  gracious  sake,  gentlemen,  don't  keep  him  talk- 
ing here — he's  dangerous — the  Turk." 

"  Oh !  the  villainy  iv  women ! "  repeated  Larry,  with  deep 
pathos. 

A  brief  cross-examination  of  Mistress  Carey  and  of  Larry 
Toole  sufficed  to  convict  the  fair  maiden  of  her  share  in  con- 
cealing the  prisoner. 

"  Now,  Mr.  Toole,"  said  Ashwoode,  addressing  that  person* 
age,  "  you  have  been  once  before  turned  out  of  this  house  for 
misconduct — I  tell  you,  that  if  you  do  not  make  good  use  of 
your  time,  and  run  as  fast  as  your  best  exertions  will  enable 
you,  you  shall  have  abundant  reason  to  repent  it,  for  in  five 
minutes  more  I  will  set  the  dogs  after  you ;  and  if  ever  I  find 
you  here  again,  I  will  have  you  ducked  in  the  horse-pond  for 
a  full  hour — depart,  sirrah — away — run." 

Larry  did  not  require  any  more  urgent  remonstrances  to 
induce  him  to  expedite  his  retreat — he  made  a  contrite  bow  to 
Sir  Henry — cast  a  look  of  melancholy  reproach  at  the  beauti- 
ful Betsy,  who,  with  a  heightened  colour,  was  withdrawing 
from  the  scene,  and  then  with  sudden  nimbleness,  effected  his 
retreat. 


Flora  Guy.  259 

"The  fellow,"  said  Ashwoode,  "is  a  servant  of  that 
O'Connor,  whom  I  mentioned  to  you.  I  do  not  think  we 
shall  ever  have  the  pleasure  of  his  company  again.  I  am 
glad  the  thing  has  happened,  for  it  proves  that  we  cannot 
trust  Carey." 

"That  it  does,"  echoed  Blarden,  with  an  oath. 

"  Well,  then,  she  shall  take  her  departure  hence  before  a 
week,"  rejoined  Ashwoode.  "  We  shall  see  about  her  suc- 
cessor without  loss  of  time.  So  much  for  Mistress  Carey." 


CHAPTER   LI. 

FLORA   GUY. 

"  WHY,  I  thought  you  had  done  for  that  fellow,  that 
O'Connor,"  exclaimed  Blarden,  after  he  had  carefully  closed 
the  door.  "  I  thought  you  had  pinked  him  through  and 
through  like  a  riddle — isn't  he  dead — didn't  you  settle  him  ?  " 

"  So  I  thought  myself,  but  some  troublesome  people  have 
the  art  of  living  through  what  might  have  killed  a  hundred," 
rejoined  Ashwoode ;  "  and  I  do  not  at  all  like  this  servant  of 
his  privately  coming  here,  to  hold  conference  with  my  sister's 
maid — it  looks  suspicious ;  if  it  be,  however,  as  I  suspect,  I 
have  effectually  countermined  them." 

"  Well,  then,"  replied  Blarden,  with  an  oath,  "  at  all  events 
we  must  set  to  work  now  in  earnest." 

"The  first  thing  to  be  done  is  to  find  a  substitute  for  the 
girl  whom  I  am  about  to  dismiss,"  said  Ashwoode,  "  we  must 
select  carefully,  one  whom  we  can  rely  upon — do  you  choose 
her  ?  " 

"  Why,  I'm  no  great  judge  of  such  cattle,"  rejoined  Blarden. 
"  But  here's  Chancey  that  understands  them.  I  stake  this 
ring  to  a  sixpence  he  has  one  in  his  eye  this  very  minute 
that'll  fit  our  purpose  to  a  hair — what  do  you  say,  Gordy,  boy 
— can  you  hit  on  the  kind  of  wench  we  want — eh,  you  old 
sly  boots?'' 

Chancey  sat  sleepily  before  the  fire,  and  a  languid,  lazy 
smile  expanded  his  sallow  sensual  face  as  he  gazed  at  the  bars 
of  the  grate. 

"  Are  you  tongue-tied,  or  what  ? "  exclaimed  Blarden ; 
"  speak  out — can  you  find  us  such  a  one  as  we  want  ?  she 
must  be  a  regular  knowing  devil,  and  no  mistake — as  sly  as 
yourself — a  dead  hand  at  a  scheming  game  like  this — a  deep 
one." 

s  2 


260  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

"  Well,  maybe  I  do,''  drawled  Chancey,  "  I  think  I  know  a 
girl  that  would  do,  but  maybe  you'd  think  her  too  bad.'* 

"  She  can't  be  too  bad  for  the  work  we  want  her  for — what 
the  devil  do  you  mean  by  BAD  ?  ''  exclaimed  Blarden. 

"Well,"  continued  Chancey,  disregarding  the  last  inter- 
rogatory, "  she's  Flora  Guy,  she  attends  in  the  '  Old  Saint 
Columbkil,'  a  very  arch  little  girl — I  think  she'll  do  to  a 
nicety." 

"Use  your  own  judgment,  I  leave  it  all  to  you,"  said 
Blarden,  "  only  get  one  at  once,  do  you  mind,  you  know  the 
sort  we  want.'' 

"  I  suppose  she  can't  come  any  sooner  than  to-morrow,  she 
must  have  notice,"  said  Chancey, "  but  I'll  go  in  there  to-day  if 
you  like,  and  talk  to  her  about  it ;  I'll  have  her  out  with  you 

here  to-morrow  to  a  certainty,  an'  I  declare  to  G she's  a 

very  smart  little  girl." 

"  Do  so,"  said  Ashwoode,  "  and  the  sooner  the  better." 

Chancey  arose,  stuffed  his  hands  into  his  breeches  pockets 
according  to  his  wont,  and  with  a  long  yawn  lounged  out  of 
the  room. 

"  Do  you  keep  out  of  the  way  after  this  evening,"  continued 
Sir  Henry,  addressing  himself  to  Blarden;  "I  will  tell  her 
that  you  are  to  leave  us  this  night,  and  that  your  visit  ends  ; 
this  will  keep  her  quiet  until  all  is  ready,  and  then  she  must 
be  tractable." 

"Do  you  run  and  find  her,  then,"  said  Blarden,  "and  tell 
her  that  I'm  off  for  town  this  evening — tell  her  at  once — and 
mind,  bring  me  word  what  she  says — off  with  you,  doctor — 
ho,  ho,  ho  ! — mind,  bring  me  word  what  she  says — do  you 
hear  ?  " 

With  this  pleasant  charge  ringing  in  his  ears,  Sir  Henry 
Ashwoode  departed  upon  his  honourable  mission. 

Chancey  strolled  listlessly  into  town,  and  after  an  easy 
ramble,  at  length  found  himself  safe  and  sound  once  more 
beneath  the  roof  of  the  '  Old  Saint  Columbkil.'  He  walked 
through  the  dingy  deserted  benches  and  tables  of  the  old 
tavern,  and  seating  himself  near  the  hearth,  called  a  greasy 
waiter  who  was  dozing  in  a  corner. 

"  Tim,  I'm  rayther  dry  to-day,  Timothy,"  said  Mr.  Chancey, 
addressing  the  functionary,  who  shambled  up  to  him  more 
than  half  asleep  ;  "  what  will  you  recommend,  Timothy — what 
do  you  think  of  a  pot  of  light  ale  ?  " 

"  Pint  or  quart  ?  "  inquired  Tim  shortly. 

"Well,  we'll  say  a  pint  to  begin  with,  Timothy,"  said 
Chancey,  meekly  ;  "  and  do  you  see,  Timothy,  if  Miss  Flora  Guy 
is  on  the  tap  ;  I  wish  she  would  bring  it  to  me  herself — do  you 
mind,  Timothy  ? '' 

Tim  nodded  and  departed,  and  in  a  few  minutes  a  brisk 


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step  was  heard,  and  a  neat,  good-humoured  looking  wench 
approached  Mr.  Chancey,  and  planted  a  pint  pot  of  ale  before 
him. 

"  Well,  my  little  girl,"  said  Chancey,  with  the  quiet  dignity 
of  a  patron,  "would  you  like  to  get  a  fine  situation  in  a 
baronet's  family,  my  dear  ;  to  be  own  maid  to  a  baronet's 
sister,  where  they  eat  off  of  silver  every  day  in  the  week,  and 
have  more  money  than  you  or  I  could  count  in  a  twelve- 
month ?  " 

"  Where's  the  good  of  liking  it,  Mr.  Chancey  ?  "  replied  the 
girl,  laughing;  "it's  time  enough  to  be  thinking  of  it  when  I 
get  the  offer." 

"  Well,  you  have  the  offer  this  minute,  my  little  girl,"  re- 
joined Chancey  ;  "  I  have  an  elegant  place  for  you — upon  my 
conscience  I  have — up  at  Morley  Court,  with  Sir  Henry  Ash- 
woode  ;  he's  a  baronet,  dear,  and  you're  to  be  own  maid  to  Miss 
Mary  Ashwoode." 

"  It  can't  be  the  truth  you're  telling  me,"  said  the  girl,  in 
unfeigned  amazement. 

"  I  declare  to  G— d,  and  upon  my  soul,  it  is  the  plain  truth," 
drawled  Chancey  ;  "  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode,  the  baronet,  asked 
me  to  recommend  a  tidy,  sprightly  little  girl,  to  be  own  maid 
to  his  elegant,  fine  sister,  and  I  recommended  you — I  declare  to 
G — d  but  I  did,  and  I  come  in  to-day  from  the  baronet's  house 
to  hire  you,  so  I  did.'' 

"  Well,  an'  is  it  in  airnest  you  are  ?  "  said  the  girl. 

"What  I'm  telling  you  is  the  rale  truth,"  rejoined  Chancey : 
"I  declare  to  G — d  upon  my  soul  and  conscience,  and  I 
wouldn't  swear  that  in  a  lie,  if  you  like  to  take  the  place  you 
can  get  it." 

*'  Well,  well,  after  that  —why,  my  fortune's  made,"  cried  the 
girl,  in  ecstasies. 

"  It  is  so,  indeed,  my  little  girl,"  rejoined  Chancey ;  "  your 
fortune's  made,  sure  enough." 

"  An'  my  dream's  out,  too  ;  for  I  was  dreaming  of  nothing 
but  washing,  and  that's  a  sure  sign  of  a  change,  all  the  live- 
long night,"  cried  she,  "  washing  linen,  and  such  lots  of  it,  all 
heaped  up  ;  well,  I'm  a  sharp  dreamer — ain't  I,  though  P  " 

"  You  will  take  it,  then  ?  "  inquired  Chancey. 

"  Will  I — maybe  I  won't,"  rejoined  she. 

"  Well,  come  out  to-morrow,"  said  Chancey. 

"  I  can't  to-morrow,"  replied  she;  "for  all  the  table-cloth  is 
to  be  done,  an'  I  would  not  like  to  disappoint  the  master  after 
being  with  him  so  long." 

"  Well,  can  you  next  day  ?  " 

"  I  can,"  replied  she  ;  "  tell  me  where  it  is." 

"  Do  you  know  Tony  Bligh's  public— the  old  '  Bleeding 
Horse  ?  '"  inquired  he. 


262  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor." 

"  I  do — right  well,"  she  rejoined  with  alacrity. 

"  They'll  direct  you  there,"  said  Chancey  ;  "  ask  for  the 
manor  of  Morley  Court ;  it's  a  great  old  brick  house,  you  can  see 
it  a  mile  away,  and  whole  acres  of  wood  round  it — it's  a 
wonderful  fine  place,  so  it  is  ;  remember  it's  Sir  Henry  himself 
you're  to  see  when  you  go  there  ;  an'  do  you  mind  what  I'm 
saying  to  you,  if  I  hear  that  you  were  talking  and  prating 
about  the  place  here  to  the  chaps  that's  idling  about,  or  to  old 
Pottles,  or  the  sluts  of  maids,  or,  in  short,  to  anyone  at  all, 
good  or  bad,  you'll  be  sure  to  lose  the  situation  ;  so  mind  my 
advice,  like  a  good  little  girl,  and  don't  be  talking  to  any  of 
them  about  where  you're  going  ;  for  it  wouldn't  look  respect- 
able for  a  baronet  to  be  hiring  his  servants  out  of  a  tavern — 
do  you  mind  me,  dear." 

"  Oh,  never  fear  me,  Mr.  Chancey,"  she  rejoined  ;  "  I'll  not 
say  a  word  to  a  living  soul ;  but  I  hope  there's  no  fear  the 
place  will  be  taken  before  me,  by  not  going  to-morrow." 

"  Oh  !  dear  me  !  no  fear  at  all,  I'll  keep  it  open  for  you ;  now 
be  a  good  girl,  and  remember,  don't  disappoint." 

So  saying  he  drained  his  pot  of  ale  to  the  last  drop,  and 
took  his  departure  in  the  pleasing  conviction  that  he  had 
secured  the  services  of  a  fitting  instrument  to  carry  out  the 
infernal  schemes  of  his  employers. 


,  CHAPTER   LIT. 
OF  MARY  ASHWOODE'S  WALK  TO   THE    LONESOME  WELL — AND  or 

WHAT    SHE    SAW    THERE — AND    SHOWING    HOW    SCHEMES     OF 
PERIL  BEGAN   TO   CLOSE   AROUND  HER. 

ON  the  following  evening,  Mary  Ashwoode,  in  the  happy  con- 
viction that  Nicholas  Blarden  was  far  away,  and  for  ever 
removed  from  her  neighbourhood,  walked  forth  at  the  fall  of 
the  evening  unattended,  to  ramble  among  the  sequestered,  but 
now  almost  leafless  woods,  which  richly  ornamented  the  old 
place.  Through  sloping  woodlands,  among  the  stately  trees 
and  wild  straggling  brushwood,  now  densely  crowded  together, 
and  again  opening  in  broad  vistas  and  showing  the  level  sward, 
and  then  again  enclosing  her  amid  the  gnarled  and  hoary 
trunks  and  fantastic  boughs,  all  touched  with  the  mellow 
golden  hue  of  the  rich  lingering  light  of  evening,  she  wandered 
on,  now  treading  the  smooth  sod  among  the  branching  roots, 
now  stepping  from  mossy  stone  to  stone  across  the  wayward 
brook — now  pausing  on  a  gentle  eminence  to  admire  the  glow- 


Mary  Ashwoode's  Walk.  263 

ing  sky  and  the  thin  haze  of  evening,  mellowing  all  the  distant 
shadowy  outlines  of  the  landscape  ;  and  by  all  she  saw  at  every 
step  beguiled  into  forgetfulness  of  the  distance  to  which  she 
had  wandered. 

She  now  approached  what  had  been  once  a  favourite  spot 
with  her.  In  a  gentle  slope,  and  almost  enclosed  by  wooded 
banks,  was  a  small  clear  well,  an  ancient  lichen-covered  arch 
enclosed  it ;  and  all  around  in  untended  wildness  grew  the 
rugged  thorn  and  dwarf  oak,  crowding  around  it  with  a  friendly 
pressure,  and  embowering  its  dark  clear  waters  with  their  ivy- 
clothed  limbs ;  close  by  it  stood  a  tall  and  graceful  ash,  and 
among  its  roots  was  placed  a  little  rustic  bench  where,  in 
happier  times,  Mary  had  often  sat  and  read  through  the 
pleasant  summer  hours ;  and  now,  alas  !  there  was  the  little 
seat  and  there  the  gnarled  roots  and  the  hoary  stems  of  the 
wild  trees,  and  the  graceful  ivy  clusters,  and  the  time-worn 
mossy  arch  that  vaulted  the  clear  waters  bubbling  so  joyously 
beneath  ;  how  could  she  look  on  these  old  familiar  friends, 
and  not  feel  what  all  who  with  changed  hearts  and  altered 
fortunes  revisit  the  scenes  of  happier  times  are  doomed  to 
feel? 

For  a  moment  she  paused  and  stood  lost  in  vain  and  bitter 
regrets  by  the  old  well-side.  Her  reverie  was,  however,  soon  and 
suddenly  interrupted  by  the  sound  of  something  moving  among 
the  brittle  brushwood  close  by;  she  looked  quickly  in  the 
direction  of  the  noise,  and  though  the  light  had  now  almost 
entirely  failed,  she  yet  discovered,  too  clearly  to  be  mistaken, 
the  head  and  shoulders  of  Nicholas  Blarden,  as  he  pushed  his 
way  among  the  bushes  toward  the  very  spot  where  she  stood. 
With  an  involuntary  cry  of  terror  she  turned,  and  running  ather 
utmost  speed,  retraced  her  steps  toward  the  old  mansion ;  not 
daring  even  to  look  behind  her,  she  pursued  her  way  among  the 
deepening  shadows  of  the  old  trees  with  the  swiftness  of 
terror  ;  and,  as  she  ran,  her  fears  were  momentarily  enhanced 
by  the  sound  of  heavy  foot-falls  in  pursuit,  accompanied  by  the 
loud  short  breathing  of  one  exerting  his  utmost  speed.  On — 
on  she  flew  with  dizzy  haste ;  the  distance  seemed  intermin- 
able, and  her  exhaustion  was  such  that  she  felt  momentarily 
tempted  to  forego  the  hopeless  effort,  and  surrender  herself  to 
the  mercy  of  her  pursuer.  At  length  she  approached  the  old 
house — the  sounds  behind  her  abated  ;  she  thought  she  heard 
hoarse  volleys  of  muttered  imprecations,  but  not  hazarding 
even  a  look  behind,  she  still  held  on  her  way,  and  at  length, 
almost  wild  with  fear,  entered  the  hall  and  threw  herself 
sobbing  into  her  brother's  arms. 

"  Oh  God !  brother ;  he's  here  ;  am  I  safe  ?  ''  and  she  burst 
into  hysterical  sobs. 

As  soon  as  she  was  a  little  calmed,  he  asked  her, — 


264  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor" 

"  What  has  alarmed  yon,  Mary ;  what  have  you  seen  to 
agitate  yon  so  ?  " 

"Oh!  brother;  have  yon  deceived  me;  is  that  fearful  man 
still  an  inmate  of  the  house  ?  "  she  said. 

"No;  1  tell  yon  no,"  replied  Ashwoode,  "he's  gone;  his 
visit  ended  with  yesterday  evening;  he's  fifty  miles  away 
by  this  time ;  tut — tut — folly,  child ;  you  must  not  be  so 
fanciful." 

"  Well,  brother,  lie  has  deceived  you"  she  rejoined,  with  the 
earnestness  of  terror  ;  "  he  is  not  gone  ;  he  is  about  this  place ; 
so  surely  as  you  stand  there,  I  saw  him ;  and,  O  God!  he 
pursued  me,  and  had  my  strength  faltered  for  a  moment,  or 
my  foot  slipped,  I  should  have  been  in  his  power ;"  she  leaned 
down  her  head  and  clasped  her  hands  across  her  eyes,  as  if  to 
exclude  some  image  of  horror. 

"  This  is  mere  raving,  child,"  said  Ashwoode,  "  the  veriest 
folly ;  I  tell  you  the  man  is  gone  ;  you  heard,  if  anything  at 
all,  a  dog  or  a  hare  springing  through  the  leaves,  and  your 
imagination  supplied  the  rest.  I  tell  you,  once  for  all,  that 
Blardenis  threescore  good  miles  away." 

"  Brother,  as  surely  as  I  see  you,  1  saw  him  this  night,"  she 
replied.  "  I  could  not  be  mistaken ;  I  saw  him,  and  for  several 
seconds  befoie  I  could  move,  such  was  the  palsy  of  terror  that 
struck  me.  I  saw  him,  and  watched  him  advancing  towards 
me — gracious  he.aven !  for  while  I  could  reckon  ten  ;  and  then, 
as  I  fled,  he  still  pursued  ;  he  was  so  near  that  I  actually 
heard  his  panting,  as  well  as  the  tread  of  his  feet  ; — brother — 
brother — there  was  no  mistake  ;  there  could  be  none  in  this." 

"  Well,  be  it  so,  since  you  will  have  it,"  replied  Ashwoode, 
trying  to  laugh  it  off  ;  "  you  have  seen  his  fetch — I  think  they 
call  it  so.  I'll  not  dispute  the  matter  with  yon  ;  but  this  I 
will  aver,  that  his  corporeal  presence  is  removed  some  fifty 
miles  from  hence  at  this  moment ;  take  some  tea  and  get  yon 
to  bed,  child ;  you  have  got  a  fit  ot'  the  vapours  ;  you'll  laugh 
at  your  own  foolish  fancies  to-morrow  morning." 

That  night  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode,  Nicholas  Blarden,  and 
their  worthy  confederate,  Gordon  Chancey,  were  closeted  to- 
gether in  earnest  and  secret  consultation  in  the  parlour. 

"  Why  did  yon  act  so  rashly — what  could  have  possessed 
you  to  follow  the  girl?"  asked  Ashwoode,  "you  have 
managed  one  way  or  another  so  thoroughly  to  frighten  the 
girl,  to  make  her  so  fear  and  avoid  you,  that  i  entirely 
despair,  by  fair  means,  of  ever  inducing  her  to  listen  to  your 
proposals." 

"  Well,  that  does  not  take  me  altogether  by  surprise,"  said 
Blarden,  "  for  I  have  been  suspecting  so  much  this  many  a 
day  ;  we  must  then  go  to  work  in  right  earnest  at  once.'' 


Mary  Ashwoode' s  Walk.  265 

"What  measures  shall  we  take  ?  "  said  Ashwoode. 

"What  measures  !  "  echoed  Blarden  ;  "  well,  confound  me  if 
I  know  what  to  begin  with,  there's  such  a  lot  of  them,  and  all 
good — what  do  you  say,  Gordy  ?  " 

"You  ought  to  ask  her  to  marry  you  off-hand,"  said 
Chancey,  demurely,  but  promptly;  "and  if  she  refuses,  let 
her  be  locked  up,  and  treat  her  as  if  she  was  mad — do  you 
mind ;  and  I'll  go  to  Patrick's-close,  and  bring  out  old  Shy- 
cock,  the  clergyman ;  and  the  minute  she  strikes,  you  can  be 
coupled  ;  she'll  give  in  very  soon,  you'll  find  ;  little  Ebenezer 
will  do  whatever  we  bid  him,  and  swear  whatever  we  like ; 
we'll  all  swear  that  you  and  she  are  man  and  wife  already; 
and  when  she  denies  it,  threaten  her  with  the  mad-house  ;  and 
then  we'll  see  if  she  won't  come  round ;  and  you  must  first 
send  away  the  old  servants — every  mother's  skin  of  them — 
and  get  new  ones  instead ;  and  that's  my  advice." 

"It's  not  bad,  either,"  said  Blarden,  knitting  his  brows  twice 
or  thrice,  and  setting  his  teeth.  "I  like  that  notion  of 
threatening  her  with  Bedlam ;  it's  a  devilish  good  idea;  and 
I'll  give  long  odds  it  will  work  wonders ;  what  do  you  say, 
Ashwoode  ?  " 

"Choose  your  own  measures,"  replied  the  baronet.  "I'm 
incapable  of  advising  you." 

"Well,  then,  Gordy,  that's  the  go,"  said  Blarden;  "bring 
out  his  reverence  whenever  I  tip  you  the  signal ;  and  he  shall 
have  board  and  lodging  until  the  job's  done  ;  he'll  make  a  tip- 
top domestic  chaplain ;  I  suppose  we'll  have  family  prayers 
while  he  stays — eh? — ho,  ho! — devilish  good  idea,  that;  and 
Chancey  'ill  act  clerk — eh  ?  won't  you,  Gordy  ?  "  and,  tickled 
beyond  measure  at  the  facetious  suggestion,  Mr.  Blarden 
laughed  long  and  lustily. 

"  I  suppose  I  may  as  well  keep  close  until  our  private 
chaplain  arrives,  and  the  new  waiting-maid,"  said  Blarden  ; 
"  and  as  soon  as  all  is  ready,  I'll  blaze  out  in  style,  and  I'll 
tell  you  what,  Ashwoode,  a  precious  good  thought  strikes  me; 
turn  about  you  know  is  fair  play  ;  and  as  I'm  fifty  miles  away 
to-day,  it  occurs  to  me  it  would  be  a  deuced  good  plan  to 
have  you  fifty  miles  away  to-morrow — eh  ? — we  could  manage 
matters  better  if  you  were  supposed  out  of  the  way,  and  that 
she  knew  I  had  the  whole  command  of  the  house,  and  every- 
thing in  it ;  she'd  be  a  cursed  deal  more  frightened ;  what  do 
you  think  ?  " 

"  Yes,  I  entirely  agree  with  you,"  said  Ashwoode,  eagerly 
catching  at  a  scheme  which  would  relieve  him  of  all  prominent 
participation  in  the  infamous  proceedings — an  exemption 
which,  spite  of  his  utter  selfishness,  he  gladly  snatched  at. 
"  I  will  do  so.  I  will  leave  the  house  in  reality." 

"  No — no ;  my  tight  chap,  not  so  fast,"  rejoined  Blarden, 


266  The  "Cock  and  Anchor:' 

with  a  savage  chuckle.  "  I'd  rather  have  my  eye  on  you,  if  you 
please ;  just  write  her  a  letter,  dated  from  Dublin,  and  say 
you're  obliged  to  go  anywhere  you  please  for  a  month  or  so ; 
she'll  not  find  you  out,  for  we'll  not  let  her  out  of  her  room  ; 
and  now  I  think  everything  is  settled  to  a  turn,  and  we  may 
as  well  get  under  the  blankets  at  once,  and  be  stirring  be- 
times in  the  morning." 


CHAPTER  LIII. 

THE   DOUBLE   FAREWELL. 

NEXT  day  Mistress  Betsy  Carey  bustled  into  her  young  mis- 
tress's chamber  looking  very  red  and  excited. 

"  Well,  ma'am,"  said  she,  dropping  a  short  indignant 
courtesy,  "  I'm  come  to  bid  you  good-bye,  ma'am.'' 

"  How — what  can  you  mean,  Carey  ? "  said  Mary  Ash- 
woode. 

"  I  hope  them  as  comes  after  me,"  continued  the  hand- 
maiden, vehemently,  "will  strive  to  please  you  in  all  pints 
and  manners  as  well  as  them  that's  going.1' 

"  Going !  "  echoed  Mary ;  "  why,  this  can't  be— there  must 
be  some  great  mistake  here." 

"  No  mistake  at  all,  ma'am,  of  any  sort  or  description ;  the 
master  has  just  paid  up  my  wages,  and  gave  me  my  discharge," 
rejoined  the  maid.  "  Oh,  the  ingratitude  of  some  people  to 
their  servants  is  past  bearing,  so  it  is." 

And  so  saying,  Mistress  Carey  burst  into  a  passion  of 
tears. 

"  There  is  some  mistake  in  all  this,  my  poor  Carey,"  said 
the  young  lady  ;  "  I  will  speak  to  my  brother  about  it  imme- 
diately ;  don't  cry  so." 

"  Oh  !  my  lady,  it  ain't  for  myself  I'm  crying ;  the  blessed 
saints  in  heaven  knows  it  ain't,"  cried  the  beautiful  Betsy, 
glancing  devotionally  upward  through  her  tears  ;  "  not  at  all 
and  by  no  means,  ma'am,  it's  all  for  other  people,  so  it  is,  my 
lady ;  oh  !  ma'am,  you  don't  know  the  badness  and  the  villainy 
of  people,  my  lady." 

"  Don't  cry  so,  Carey,"  replied  Mary  Ashwoode,  "  but  tell 
me  frankly  what  fault  you  have  committed — let  me  know 
why  my  brother  has  discharged  you." 

"  Just  because  he  thinks  I'm  too  fond  of  you,  my  lady, 
and  too  honest  for  what's  going  on,"  cried  she,  drying  her 
eyes  in  her  apron  with  angry  vehemence,  and  speaking  with 
extraordinary  sharpness  and  volubility;  "because  I  saw  Mr. 


The  Double  Farewell.  267 

O'Connor's  man  yesterday — and  found  out  that  the  young 
gentleman's  letters  used  to  be  stopped  by  the  old  master,  God 
rest  him,  and  Sir  Henry,  and  all  kinds  of  false  letters  written 
to  him  and  to  you  by  themselves,  to  breed  mischief  between 
you.  I  never  knew  the  reason  before,  why  in  the  world  it 
was  the  master  used  to  make  me  leave  every  letter  that  went 
between  you,  for  a  day  or  more  in  his  keeping.  Heaven  be 
his  bed ;  I  was  too  innocent  for  them,  my  lady  ;  we  were 
both  of  us  too  simple ;  oh  dear !  oh  dear !  it's  a  quare  world, 
my  lady.  And  that  wasn't  all — but  who  do  you  think  I 
meets  to-day  skulking  about  the  house  in  company  with  the 
young  master,  but  Mr.  Blarden,  that  we  all  thought,  glory  be 
to  God,  was  I  don't  know  how  far  off  out  of  the  place ;  and  so, 
my  lady,  because  them  things  has  come  to  my  knowledge, 
and  because  they  knowed  in  their  hearts,  so  they  did,  that 
I'd  rayther  be  crucified  than  hide  as  much  as  the  black  of  my 
nail  from  you,  my  lady,  they  put  me  away,  thinking  to  keep 
you  in  the  dark.  Oh !  but  it's  a  dangerous,  bad  world,  so  it 
is — to  put  me  out  of  the  way  of  tellin'  you  whatever  I 
knowed ;  and  all  I'm  hoping  for  is,  that  them  that's  coming 
in  my  room  won't  help  the  mischief,  and  try  to  blind  you 
to  what's  going  on ;"  hereupon  she  again  burst  into  a  flood  of 
tears. 

"  Good  God,"  said  Mary  Ashwoode,  in  the  low  tones  of 
horror,  and  with  a  face  as  pale  as  marble,  "  is  that  dreadful 
man  here — have  you  seen  him  ?  " 

"  Yes,  my  lady,  seen  and  talked  with  him,  my  lady,  not  ten 
minutes  since,"  replied  the  maid,  "  and  he  gave  me  a  guinea, 
and  told  me  not  to  let  on  that  I  seen  him — he  did — but  he 
little  knew  who  he  was  speaking  to — oh  !  ma'am,  but  it's  a 
terrible  shocking  bad  world,  so  it  is." 

Mary  Ashwoode  leaned  her  head  upon  her  hand  in  fearful 
agitation.  This  ruffian,  who  had  menaced  and  insulted  and 
pursued  her,  a  single  glance  at  whose  guilty  and  frightful 
aspect  was  enough  to  warn  and  terrify,  was  in  league  and 
close  alliance  with  her  own  brother  to  entrap  and  deceive  her 
— Heaven  only  could  know  with  what  horrible  intent. 

"  Carey,  Carey,"  said  the  pale  and  affrighted  lady,  "  for 
God's  sake  send  my  brother — bring  him  here — I  must  see  Sir 
Henry,  your  master — quickly,  Carey — for  God's  sake  quickly." 

The  young  lady  again  leaned  her  head  upon  her  hand  and 
became  silent;  so  the  lady's  maid  dried  her  eyes,  and  left  the 
room  to  execute  her  mission. 

The  apartment  in  which  Mary  Ashwoode  was  now  seated, 
was  a  small  dressing-room  or  boudoir,  which  communicated 
with  her  bed-chamber,  and  itself  opened  upon  a  large  wains- 
cotted  lobby,  surrounded  with  doors,  and  hung  with  portraits, 
too  dingy  and  faded  to  have  a  place  in  the  lower  rooms.  She 


268  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor." 

had  thus  an  opportunity  of  hearing  any  step  which  ascended 
the  stairs,  and  waited,  in  breathless  expectation,  for  the 
sounds  of  her  brother's  approach.  As  the  interval  was  pro- 
longed her  impatience  increased,  and  again  and  again  she 
was  tempted  to  go  down  stairs  and  seek  him  herself ;  but  the 
dread  of  encountering  Blarden,  and  the  terror  in  which  she 
held  him,  kept  her  trembling  in  her  room.  At  length  she 
heard  two  persons  approach,  and  her  heart  swelled  almost  to 
bursting,  as,  with  excited  anticipation,  she  listened  to  their 
advance. 

"  Here's  the  room  for  you  at  last,"  said  the  voice  of  an  old 
female  servant,  who  forthwith  turned  and  departed. 

"  I  thank  you  kindly,  ma'am,"  said  the  second  voice,  also 
that  of  a  female,  and  the  sentence  was  immediately  followed 
by  a  low,  timid  knock  at  the  chamber  door. 

"  Come  in,"  said  Mary  Ashwoode,  relieved  by  the  conscious- 
ness that  her  first  fears  had  been  delusive — and  a  good-looking 
wench,  with  rosy  cheeks,  and  a  clear,  good-humoured  eye, 
timidly  and  hesitatingly  entered  the  room,  and  dropped  a 
bashful  courtesy. 

"  Who  are  you,  my  good  girl,  and  what  do  you  want  with 
me  P  ''  inquired  Mary,  gently. 

"  I'm  the  new  maid,  please  your  ladyship,  that  Sir  Henry 
Ashwoode  hired,  if  it  pleases  you,  ma'am,  instead  of  the  young 
woman  that's  just  gone  away,"  replied  she,  her  eyes  staring 
wider  and  wider,  and  her  cheeks  flushing  redder  and  redder 
every  moment,  while  she  made  another  courtesy  more  energetic 
than  the  first. 

"  And  what  is  your  name,  my  good  girl  ? "  inquired 
Mary. 

"  Flora  Guy,  may  it  please  your  ladyship,"  replied  the  new- 
comer, with  another  courtesy. 

"  Well,  Flora,"  said  her  new  mistress,  "  have  you  ever  been 
in  service  before  ?  " 

*'  No,  ma'am,  if  you  please,"  replied  she,  "  unless  in  the  old 
Saint  Columbkil." 

"  The  old  Saint  Columbkil,"  rejoined  Mary.  "  What  is  that, 
my  good  girl  ?  " 

The  ignorance  implied  in  this  question  was  so  incredibly 
absurd,  that  spite  of  all  her  fears  and  all  her  modesty,  the  girl 
smiled,  and  looked  down  upon  the  floor,  and  then  coloured  to 
the  eyes  at  her  own  presumption. 

"  It's  the  great  wine-tavern  and  eating-house,  ma'am,  in 
Ship  Street,  if  you  please,"  rejoined  she. 

"  And  who  hired  you  ? "  inquired  Mary,  in  undisguised 
surprise. 

"  It  was  Mr.  Chancey,  ma'am — the  lawyer  gentleman,  please 
your  ladyship,"  answered  she. 


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"  Mr.   Chancey  ! — I  never  heard  of  him  before,"  said  the 

Smng  lady,  more  and  more  astonished.  "  Have  you  seen  Sir 
enry — my  brother  ?  " 

"  Oh  !  yes,  my  lady,  if  you  please— I  saw  him  and  the  other 
gentleman  just  before  I  came  upstairs,  ma'am,"  replied  the 
maid. 

"  What  other  gentleman  P  "  inquired  Mary,  faintly. 

"  I  think  Sir  Henry  was  the  young  gentleman  in  the  frock 
suit  of  sky-blue  and  silver,  ma'am — a  nice  young  gentleman, 
ma'am — and  there  was  another  gentleman,  my  lady,  with 
him;  he  had  a  plum-coloured  suit  with  gold  lace;  he  spoke 
very  loud,  and  cursed  a  great  deal ;  a  large  gentleman,  my 
lady,  with  a  very  red  face,  and  one  of  his  teeth  out.  I  seen 
him  once  in  the  tap-room.  I  remembered  him  the  minute  I 
set  eyes  on  him,  but  I  can't  think  of  his  name.  He  came  in, 
my  lady,  with  that  young  lord — I  forget  his  name,  too — that 
was  ruined  with  play  and  dicing,  my  lady  ;  and  they  had  a 

?uart  of  mulled  sack — it  was  I  that  brought  it  to  them — and 
remembered  the  red-faced  gentleman  very  well,  for  he  was 
turning  round  over  his  shoulder,  and  putting  out  his  tongue, 
making  fun  of  the  young  lord — because  he  was  tipsy — and 
winking  to  his  own  friends." 

"What  did  my  brother — Sir  Henry — your  master — what 
did  he  say  to  you  just  now  ?  "  inquired  Mary,  faintly,  and 
scarcely  conscious  what  she  said. 

"  He  gave  me  a  bit  of  a  note  to  your  ladyship,"  said  the 
girl,  fumbling  in  the  profundity  of  her  pocket  for  it,  "  just  as 
soon  as  he  put  the  other  girl — her  that's  gone,  my  lady — into 
the  chaise — here  it  is,  ma'am,  if  you  please." 

Mary  took  the  letter,  opened  it  hurriedly,  and  with  eyes 
unsteady  with  agitation,  read  as  follows  : — 

"  MY  DEAR  MARY, — I  am  compelled  to  fly  as  fast  as  horse- 
flesh can  carry  me,  to  escape  arrest  and  the  entire  loss  of 
whatever  little  chance  remains  of  averting  ruin.  I  don't  see 
you  before  leaving  this — my  doing  so  were  alike  painful  to 
us  both — perhaps  I  shall  be  here  again  by  the  end  of  a 
month — at  all  events,  you  shall  hear  of  me  some  time  before 
I  arrive.  I  have  had  to  discharge  Carey  for  very  ill-conduct 
I  have  not  time  to  write  fully  now.  I  have  hired  in  her 
stead  the  bearer,  Flora  Guy,  a  very  respectable,  good  girl.  I 
shall  have  made  at  least  two  miles  away  in  my  flight  before 
you  read  this.  Perhaps  you  had  better  keep  within  your 
own  room,  for  Mr.  Blarden  will  shortly  be  here  to  look  after 
matters  in  my  absence.  I  have  hardly  a  moment  to  scratch 
this  line. 

"  Always  your  attached  brother, 

"HENRY  ASHWOODE." 


270  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

Her  eye  had  hardly  glanced  through  this  production  when 
she  ran  wildly  toward  the  door ;  but,  checking  herself  before 
she  reached  it,  she  turned  to  the  girl,  and  with  an  earnestness 
of  agony  which  thrilled  to  her  very  heart,  she  cried, — 

"  Is  he  gone  ?  tell  me,  as  you  hope  for  mercy,  is  he — is  he 
gone  ?  " 

"  Who,  who  is  it,  my  lady  ?  "  inquired  the  girl,  a  good  deal 
startled. 

"  My  brother — my  brother :  is  he  gone  ?  "  cried  she  more 
wildly  still. 

"  I  seen  him  riding  away  very  fast  on  a  grey  horse,  my 
lady,"  said  the  maid,  "  not  five  minutes  before  I  came  up 
stairs." 

"  Then  it's  too  late.  God  be  merciful  to  me  !  I  am  lost, 
I  have  none  to  guard  me ;  I  have  none  to  help  me — don't — 
don't  leave  me ;  for  God's  sake  don't  leave  the  room  for  one 
instant — " 

There  was  an  imploring  earnestness  of  entreaty  in  the  young 
lady's  accents  and  manner,  and  a  degree  of  excited  terror  in 
her  dilated  eyes  and  pale  face,  which  absolutely  affrighted  the 
attendant. 

"  No,  my  lady,"  said  she,  "  I  won't  leave  you,  I  won't 
indeed,  my  lady." 

"  Oh !  my  poor  girl,"  said  Mary,  "you  little  know  the  griefs 
and  fears  of  her  you've  come  to  serve.  I  fear  me  you  have 
changed  your  lot,  however  hard  before,  much  for  the  worst 
in  coming  here  ;  never  yet  did  creature  need  a  friend  so  much 
as  I ;  and  never  was  one  so  friendless  before,"  and  thus 
speaking,  poor  Mary  Ashwoode  leaned  forward  and  wept  so 
bitterly  that  the  girl  was  almost  constrained  to  weep  too  for 
very  pity. 

"  Don't  take  it  to  heart  so  much,  my  lady  ;  don't  cry.  I'll 
do  my  best,  ruy  lady,  to  serve  you  well ;  indeed  I  will,  my 
lady,  and  true  and  faithful,"  said  the  poor  damsel,  approaching 
timidly  but  kindly  to  her  young  mistress's  side.  .  "I'll  not 
leave  you,  my  lady  ;  no  one  shall  harm  you  nor  hurt  a  hair  of 
your  head  ;  I'll  stay  with  you  night  and  day  as  long  as  you're 
pleased  to  keep  me,  my  lady,  and  don't  cry ;  sure  you  won't, 
my  lady  ?  '' 

So  the  poor  girl  in  her  own  simple  way  strove  to  comfort 
and  encourage  her  desolate  mistress. 

It  is  a  wonderful  and  a  beautiful  thing  how  surely,  spite  of 
every  difference  of  rank  and  kind  and  forms  of  language,  the 
words  of  kindness  and  of  sympathy — be  they  the  rudest  ever 
spoken,  if  only  they  flow  warm  from  the  heart  of  a  fellow- 
mortal — will  gladden,  comfort,  and  cheer  the  sorrow-stricken 
spirit.  Mary  felt  comforted  and  assured. 

"  Do  you  be  but  true  to  me ;  stay  by  my  side  in  this  season 


The  Double  Farewell. 


271 


of  my  sorest  trouble ;  and  may  God  reward  you  as  richly  as  I 
would  my  poor  means  could,"  said  Mary,  with  the  same  in- 
tense earnestness  of  entreaty.  "  There  is  kindness  and  truth 
in  your  face.  I  am  sure  you  will  not  deceive  me." 

"  Deceive  you,  my  lady  !  God  forbid,"  said  the  poor  maid, 
earnestly  ;  "  I'd  die  before  I'd  deceive  you  ;  only  tell  me  how 
to  serve  you,  my  lady,  and  it  will  be  a  hard  thing  that  I  won't 
do  for  you." 

"  There  is  no  need  to  conceal  from  you  what,  if  you  do  not 
already  know,  you  soon  must,"  said  Mary,  speaking  in  a  low 
tone,  as  if  fearful  of  being  overheard ;  "  that  red-faced  man 
you  spoke  of,  that  talked  so  loud  and  swore  so  much,  that  man 
I  fear — fear  him  more  than  ever  yet  I  dreaded  any  living 
thing — more  than  I  thought  I  could  fear  anything  earthly — 
him,  this  Mr.  Blarden,  we  must  avoid." 

"  Blarden — Mr.  Blarden,"  said  the  maid,  while  a  new  light 
dawned  upon  her  mind.  "  I  could  not  think  of  his  name — 
Nicholas  Blarden — Tommy,  that  is  one  of  the  waiters  in  the 
*  Columbkil,'  my  lady,  used  to  call  him  '  red  ruin.'  I  know  it 
all  now,  my  lady  ;  it's  he  that  owns  the  great  gaming  house 
near  High  Street,  my  lady  ;  and  another  in  Smock  Alley  ;  I 
heard  Mr.  Pottles  say  he  could  buy  and  sell  half  Dublin, 
he's  mighty  rich,  but  everyone  says  he's  a  very  bad  man :  I 
couldn't  think  of  his  name,  and  I  remember  everything  about 
him  now  ;  it's  all  found  out.  Oh  !  dear — dear  ;  then  it's  all  a 
lie ;  just  what  I  thought,  every  bit  from  beginning  to  end — 
nothing  else  but  a  lie.  Oh,  the  villain  !  " 

"  What  lie  do  you  speak  of  ?  "  asked  Mary  ;  "  tell  me." 

"  Oh,  the  villain  ! "  repeated  the  girl.  "  I  wish  to  God,  my 
lady,  you  were  safe  out  of  this  house —  " 

"  What  is  it  ?  "  urged  Mary,  with  fearful  eagerness  ;  "  what 
lie  did  you  speak  of  ?  what  makes  you  now  think  my  danger 
greater  ? " 

"  Oh  !  my  lady,  the  lies,  the  horrible  lies  he  told  me  to-day, 
when  Sir  Henry  and  himself  were  hiring  me,"  replied  she. 
"  Oh !  my  lady,  I'm  sure  you  are  not  safe  here —  " 

"  For  God's  sake  tell  me  plainly,  what  did  they  say  ?" 
repeated  Mary. 

"  Oh,  ma'am,  what  do  you  think  he  told  me  ?  As  sure  as 
you're  sitting  there,  he  told  me  he  was  a  mad-doctor,"  replied 
she  ;  "  and  he  said,  my  lady,  how  that  you  were  not  in  your 
right  mind,  and  that  he  had  the  care  of  you  ;  and,  oh,  my 
God,  my  lady,  he  told  me  never  to  be  frightened  if  I  heard  you 
crying  out  and  screaming  when  he  was  alone  with  you,  for  that 
all  mad  people  was  the  same  way —  " 

"  And  was  Sir  Henry  present  when  he  told  you  this  ?  "  said 
Mary,  scarce  articulately. 

"  He  was,  my  lady,"  replied  she,  "  and  I  thought  he  turned 


272  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor" 

pale  when  the  red-faced  man  said  that  j  but  he  did  not  speak, 
only  kept  biting  his  lips  and  saying  nothing." 

"Then,  indeed,  my  case  is  hopeless,''3  said  Mary,  faintly, 
while  all  expression,  save  that  of  vacant  terror,  faded  from  her 
face ;  ''  give  me  some  counsel — advise  me,  for  God's  sake,  in 
this  terrible  hour.  What  shall  I  do  ?  " 

"  Ah,  my  lady,  I  wish  to  the  blessed  saints  I  could,"  rejoined 
the  girl ;  "  haven't  you  some  friends  in  Dublin  ;  couldn't  I  go 
for  them  ?  " 

"No — no,"  said  she,  hastily,  "you  must  not  leave  me  ;  but, 
thank  God,  you  have  advised  me  well.  I  have  one  friend, 
and  indeed  only  one,  in  Dublin,  whom  I  may  rely  upon,  my 
uncle,  Major  O'Leary  ;  I  will  write  to  him." 

She  sat  down,  and  with  cold  trembling  hands  traced  the 
hurried  lines  which  implored  his  succour  ;  she  then  rang  the 
bell.  After  some  delay  it  was  answered  by  a  strange  servant ; 
and,  after  a  few  brief  inquiries,  to  her  unutterable  horror  she 
learned  that  all  who  remained  of  the  old  faithful  servants  of 
the  family  had  been  dismissed,  and  persons  whose  faces  she 
had  never  seen  before,  hired  in  their  stead. 

These  were  prompt  and  decisive  measures,  and  ominously 
portended  some  sinister  catastrophe;  the  whole  establish- 
ment reduced  to  a  few  strangers,  and — as  she  had  too  much 
reason  to  fear — tools  and  creatures  of  the  wretch  Blarden. 
Having  ascertained  these  facts,  Mary  Ashwoode,  without 
giving  the  letter  to  the  man,  dismissed  him  with  some  trivial 
direction,  and  turning  to  her  maid,  said, — 

"You  see  how  it  is ;  I  am  beset  by  enemies;  may  God 
protect  and  save  me  ;  what  shall  I  do  ?  my  mind — my  senses, 
will  forsake  me.  Merciful  heaven !  what  will  become  of 
me?" 

"  Shall  I  take  it  myself,  my  lady  ?  "  inquired  the  maid. 

Mary  raised  herself  eagerly,  but  with  sudden  dejection, 
said, — 

"  No — no  ;  it  cannot  be  ;  you  must  not  leave  me.  I  could 
not  bear  to  be  alone  here  ;  besides,  they  must  not  think  you 
are  my  friend  ;  no,  no,  it  cannot  be.'' 

"  Well,  my  lady,"  said  the  maid  decisively,  "  we'll  leave  the 
house  to-night ;  they'll  not  be  on  their  guard  against  that,  and 
once  beyond  the  walls,  you're  safe." 

"  It  is,  I  believe,  the  only  chance  of  safety  left  me,"  replied 
Mary,  distractedly  ;  "  and,  as  such,  it  shall  be  tried," 


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CHAPTER  LIV. 

THE   TWO   CHANCES — THE   BRIBED   COUKIER. 

"  I  DON'T  half  like  the  girl  you've  picked  up,"  said  Nicholas 
Blarden,  addressing  his  favourite  parasite,  Chancey  ;  "  she  don't 
look  half  sharp  enough  for  our  work  ;  she  hasn't  the  cut  of  a 
town  lass  about  her  ;  she's  too  like  a  milk-maid,  too  simple,  too 
soft.  I've  confounded  misgivings  she's  no  schemer." 

"  Well,  well — dear  me,  but  you're  very  suspicious,"  said 
Chancey.  "  I'd  like  to  know  did  ever  anything  honest  come 
out  of  the  *  Old  Saint  Columbkil  ! '  there  wasn't  a  sharper  little 
wench  in  the  place  than  herself,  and  I'll  tell  you  that's  a  big 
word — no,  no  ;  there's  not  an  inch  of  the  fool  about  her." 

"  Well,  she  can't  do  us  much  mischief  anyway,"  said  Blarden  ; 
"the  three  others  are  as  true  as  steel — the  devil's  own 
chickens  ;  and  mind  you  don't  let  the  door-keys  out  of  your 
pocket.  Honour's  all  very  fine,  and  ought  not  to  be  doubted  ; 
out  there's  nothing  to  my  mind  like  a  stiff  bit  of  a  rusty  lock." 

Chancey  smiled  sleepily,  and  slapped  the  broad  skirt  of  his 
coat  twice  or  thrice,  producing  therefrom  the  ringing  clank 
which  betoken  the  presence  of  the  keys  in  question. 

"So  then  we're  all  caged,  by  Jove,"  continued  Blarden, 
rapturously  ;  "  and  very  different  sorts  of  game  we  are  too  :  did 
you  ever  see  the  show-box  where  the  cats  and  the  rats  and 
the  little  birds  are  all  boxed  up  together,  higgledy-piggledy, 
in  the  same  wire  cage.  I  can't  but  think  of  it ;  it's  so  devilish 
like." 

"  Well,  well — dear  me  ;  I  declare  to  God  but  you're  a  terrible 
funny  chap,"  said  Chancey,  enjoying  a  quiet  chuckle  ;  "  but 
some  way  or  another,"  he  continued,  significantly,  "  I'm  think- 
ing the  cat  will  have  a  claw  at  the  little  bird  yet." 

"  Well,  maybe  it  will  ;  "  rejoined  Blarden,  "  you  never  knew 
one  yet  that  was  not  fond  of  a  tit-bit  when  he  could  have  it. 
Eh?" 

Thus  playfully  they  conversed,  seasoning  their  pleasantries 
with  sack  and  claret,  and  whatever  else  the  cellars  of  Morley 
Court  afforded,  until  evening  closed,  and  the  darkness  of  night 
succeeded. 

Mary  Ashwoode  and  her  maid  sat  prepared  for  the  execu- 
tion of  their  adventurous  project  ;  they  had  early  left  the  outer 
room  in  which  we  saw  them  last,  and  retired  into  her  bed- 
chamber to  avoid  suspicion  ;  as  the  night  advanced  they  ex- 
tinguished the  lights,  lest  their  gleaming  through  the  windows 
should  betray  the  lateness  of  their  vigil,  and  alarm  the  fears  of 
their  persecutors.  Thus,  in  silence  and  darkness,  not  daring 

T 


274  The  "Cock  and  Anchor'' 

to  speak,  and  almost  afraid  to  breathe,  they  waited  hour  after 
hour  until  long  past  midnight.  The  well-known  sounds  of 
riotous  swearing  and  horse-laughter,  and  the  heavy  trampling 
of  feet,  as  the  half-drunken  revellers  staggered  to  their  beds, 
now  reached  their  ears  in  noises  faint  and  muffled  by  the  dis- 
tance. At  length  all  was  again  quiet,  and  nearly  a  whole  hour 
of  silence  passed  away  ere  they  ventured  to  move,  almost  to 
breathe. 

"  Now,  Flora,  open  the  outer  door  softly,"  whispered  Mary, 
"  and  listen  for  any,  the  faintest  sound  ;  take  off  your  shoes, 
and  for  your  life  move  noiselessly." 

"  Never  fear,  my  lady,"  responded  the  girl  in  a  tone  as  low  ; 
and  slipping  off  her  shoes  from  her  feet,  she  pressed  her  hand 
upon  the  young  lady's  wrist,  to  intimate  silence,  and  glided 
into  the  little  boudoir.  With  sickening  anxiety  the  young 
lady  heard  her  cross  the  small  chamber,  now  and  then 
stumbling  against  some  pieces  of  furniture  and  cautiously 
groping  her  way  ;  at  length  the  door-handle  turned,  and  then 
followed  a  silence.  After  an  interval  of  a  few  seconds  the  girl 
returned. 

"  Well,  Flora,"  whispered  Mary,  eagerly,  as  she  approached, 
"is  all  still p" 

"  Oh !  blessed  hour !  my  lady,  the  door's  locked  on  the  out- 
side," replied  the  maid. 

"  It  can't  be,"  said  Mary  Ashwoode,  while  her  very  heart 
sank  within  her.  "  Oh  !  Flora,  Flora — girl,  don't  say  that." 

"  It  is  indeed,  my  lady — as  sure  as  I'm  a  living  soul,  it  is 
so,"  replied  she  fearfully  ;  "  and  it  was  wide  open  when  I 
came  up.  Oh  !  blessed  hour  !  my  lady,  what  are  we  to  do  ?  " 

"I  will  try;  I  will  see;  perhaps  you  are  mistaken.  God 
grant  you  may  be,"  said  the  young  lady,  making  her  way  to  the 
door  which  opened  on  to  the  lobby.  She  reached  it — turned 
the  handle — pressed  it  with  all  her  feeble  strength,  but  in  vain  ; 
it  was  indeed  securely  locked  upon  the  outside  ;  her  project  of 
escape  was  baffled  at  the  very  outset,  and  with  a  heart- 
sickening  sense  of  terror  and  dismay — such  as  she  had  never 
felt  before — she  returned  with  her  attendant  to  her  chamber. 

A  night,  sleepless,  except  for  a  few  brief  and  fevered  slumbers, 
crowded  with  terrors,  passed  heavily  away,  and  the  morning 
found  Mary  Ashwoode,  pale,  nervous,  and  feverish.  She  re- 
solved, at  whatever  hazard,  to  endeavour  to  induce  one  of  the 
new  servants  to  convey  her  letter  to  Major  O'Leary.  The 
detection  of  this  attempt  could  at  worst  result  in  nothing 
worse  than  to  precipitate  whatever  mischief  Blarden  and  his 
confederates  had  plotted,  and  which  would  if  not  so  speedily, 
at  all  events  as  surely  overtake  her,  were  no  such  attempt 
made. 

"  Flora,"  said  she,  "  I   am  resolved  to  try  this  chance,  I 


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fear  me  it  is  but  a  poor  one ;  you,  however,  my  poor  girl, 
must  not  be  compromised  should  it  fail ;  you  must  not  be 
exposed  by  your  faithfulness  to  the  vengeance  of  these 
villains  ;  do  you  go  into  the  next  room,  and  I  will  try  what 
may  be  done." 

So  saying,  she  rang  the  bell,  and  in  a  few  minutes  it  was 
answered  by  the  same  man  who  had  obeyed  her  summons 
on  the  day  before.  The  man,  although  arrayed  in  livery,  had 
by  no  means  the  dapper  air  of  a  professed  footman,  and 
possessed  rather  a  villainous  countenance  than  otherwise ; 
he  stood  at  the  door  with  one  hand  fumbling  at  the  handle, 
while  he  asked  with  an  air  half  gruff  and  half  awkward  what 
she  wanted.  She  sat  in  silence  for  a  minute  like  the 
enchanter  whose  spells  have  been  for  the  first  time  answered 
by  the  appearance  of  the  familiar;  too  much  agitated  and 
affrighted  to  utter  her  mandate;  with  a  violent  effort  she 
mastered  her  trepidation,  and  with  an  appearance  of  self- 
possession  and  carelessness  which  she  was  far  from  feeling, 
she  said, — 

"  Can  you,  my  good  man,  find  a  trusty  messenger  to  carry 
a  letter  for  me  to  a  friend  in  Dublin  ?  " 

The  man  remained  silent  for  some  seconds,  twisted  his 
mouth  into  several  strange  contortions,  and  looked  very  hard 
indeed  at  her.  At  length  he  said,  closing  the  door  at  the 
same  time,  and  speaking  in  a  low  key, — 

"  Well,  I  don't  say  but  I  might  find  one,  but  there's  a  great 
many  things  would  make  it  very  costly  ;  maybe  you  could  not 
afford  to  pay  him  ?  " 

"I  could — I  would — see  here,"  and  she  took  a  diamond 
ring  from  her  finger;  "  this  is  a  diamond;  it  is  of  value — 
convey  but  this  letter  safely  and  it  is  yours." 

The  man  took  the  ring  from  the  table  where  she  laid  it,  and 
examined  it  curiously. 

"  It's  a  pretty  ring — it  is,"  said  he,  removing  it  a  little  from 
his  eye,  and  turning  it  in  different  directions  so  as  to  make  it 
flash  and  sparkle  in  the  light,  "  it  is  a  pretty  ring,  rayther 
small  for  my  fingers,  though — it's  a  real  diamond  ?  " 

"  It  is  indeed,  valuable — worth  forty  pounds  at  least,"  she 
replied. 

"  Well,  then,  here  goes,  it's  worth  a  bit  of  a  risk,"  and  so 
saying  he  deposited  it  carefully  in  a  corner  of  his  waistcoat 
pocket,  "  give  me  the  letter  now,  ma'am." 

She  handed  him  the  letter,  and  he  thrust  it  into  the  deepest 
abyss  of  his  breeches  pocket. 

"Deliver  that  letter  but  safely,"  said  she,  "and  what  I 
have  given  you  shall  be  but  the  earnest  of  what's  to  come,  it 
is  important — urgent — execute  but  the  mission  truly,  and  I 
will  not  spare  rewards." 

T  2 


276 


The  "Cock  and  Anchor  " 


The  man  gave  two  short  nods  of  huge  significance,  accom- 
panied with  a  slight  grunt. 

"  I  say  again,  let  me  but  have  assurance  that  the  message 
has  been  done,"  repeated  she,  "and  you  shall  have  abundant 
reason  to  rejoice,  above  all  things  dispatch — and — and — 
secrecy." 

The  man  winked  very  hard  with  one  eye,  and  at  the 
same  time  with  his  crooked  finger  drew  his  nose  so  much  on 
one  side,  that  he  seemed  intent  on  removing  that  feature 


into  exile  somewhere  about  the  region  of  his  ear;  and 
having  performed  this  elegant  and  expressive  pantomime  for 
several  seconds,  he  stooped  forward,  and  in  an  emphatic 
whisper  said, — 

"  Ne-verfear." 

He  then  opened  the  door  and  abruptly  made  his  exit, 
leaving  poor  Mary  Ashwoode  full  of  agitating  hopes. 


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CHAPTER   LV. 

THE   FEARFUL   VISITANT. 

Two  or  three  days  had  passed,  during  which  Mary  had  ascer- 
tained the  fact  that  every  door  affording  egress  from  the 
house  was  kept  constantly  locked,  and  that  the  new  servants, 
as  well  as  Blarden  and  his  companions,  were  perpetually  on 
the  alert,  and  traversing  the  lower  apartments,  so  that  even 
had  the  door  of  the  mansion  laid  open  it  would  have  been  im- 
possible to  attempt  an  escape  without  encountering  some  one 
of  those  whose  chief  object  was  to  keep  her  in  close  confine- 
ment, perhaps  the  very  man  from  whose  presence  her  inmost 
soul  shrank  in  terror — she  felt,  therefore,  that  she  was  as 
effectually  and  as  helplessly  a  prisoner  as  if  she  lay  in  the 
dungeons  of  a  gaol. 

Often  again  had  she  endeavoured  to  see  the  man  to  whom 
she  had  confided  her  letter  to  Major  O'Leary,  but  in  vain ;  her 
summons  was  invariably  answered  by  the  others,  and  fearing 
to  excite  suspicion,  she,  of  course,  did  not  inquire  for  him,  and 
so,  after  a  time,  desisted  from  her  endeavours. 

Her  window  commanded  a  partial  view  of  the  old  shaded 
avenue,  and  hour  after  hour  would  she  sit  at  her  casement, 
watching  in  vain  for  the  longed-for  appearance  of  her  uncle, 
and  listening,  as  fruitlessly,  for  the  clang  of  his  horse's  hoofs 
upon  the  stony  court. 

"  Oh  !  Flora,  will  he  ever  come  ?  "  she  would  exclaim,  with 
a  voice  of  anguish,  "  will  he  ever — ever  come  to  deliver  me 
from  this  horrible  thraldom  P  I  watch  in  vain,  from  the  light 
of  early  dawn  till  darkness  comes — I  watch  in  vain,  for 
the  welcome  sight  of  my  friend — in  vain— in  vain  I  listen  for 
the  sound  of  his  approach — heaven  pity  me,  where  shall  I 
turn  for  hope — all— all  have  forsaken  me — all  that  ever  I 
loved  have  fallen  from  me,  and  left  me  desolate  in  this  ex- 
tremity— has  he,  too,  my  last  friend,  forsaken  me — will  they 
leave  me  here  to  misery — oh,  that  I  might  lay  me  down  where 
head  and  heart  are  troubled  no  more,  and  be  at  rest  in  the 
cold  grave.  He'll  never  come — no — no — no— never." 

Then  she  would  wring  her  hands,  still  gazing  from  the 
casement,  and  hopelessly  sob  and  weep. 

She  knew  not  why  it  was  that  Nicholas  Blarden  had  suffered 
her,  for  a  day  or  two,  to  be  exempt  from  the  dreaded  intru- 
sions of  his  hated  presence.  But  this  afforded  her  little 
comfort;  she  knew  not  how  soon — at  what  moment — the 
monster  might  choose  to  present  himself  before  her  under 
circumstances  of  horror  so  dreadful  as  those  of  her  present 


278  The  "Cock  and  Anchor? 

friendless  and  forsaken  abandonment  to  his  mercy — and 
when  these  imminent  fears  were  for  an  instant  hnshed,  a 
thousand  agonizing  thoughts,  arising  from  the  partial  revela- 
tions of  her  late  servant,  Carey,  occupied  her  mind.  That 
the  correspondence  between  her  and  O'Connor  had  been 
falsified — she  dreaded,  yet  she  hoped  it  might  be  true — she 
feared,  yet  prayed  it  might  be  so — and  while  the  thought  that 
others  had  wrought  their  estrangement,  and  that  the  coolness 
of  indifference  had  not  touched  the  heart  of  him  she  so  fondly 
loved  visited  her  mind,  a  thousand  bright,  bat  momentary 
hopes,  fluttered  her  poor  heart,  and,  for  an  instant,  her  dangers 
and  her  fears  were  all  forgotten. 

The  day  had  passed,  and  its  broad,  clear  light  had  given 
place  to  the  red,  dusky  glow  of  sunset,  when  Mary  Ashwoode 
heard  the  measured  tread  of  several  persons  approaching  her 
room.  With  an  instinctive  consciousness  of  her  peril,  she 
started  to  her  feet,  while  every  tinge  of  colour  fled  entirely 
from  her  cheeks. 

"  Flora — stay  by  me — oh,  God,  they  are  coming !  "  she 
said,  and  the  words  had  hardly  escaped  her  lips,  when  the 
door  of  the  boudoir,  in  which  she  stood,  was  pushed  open, 
and  Nicholas  Blarden,  followed  by  Gordon  Chancey,  entered 
the  room.  There  was  in  the  countenance  of  Blarden  none  of 
his  usual  affectation  of  good  humour ;  on  the  contrary,  it 
wore  a  scowl  of  undisguised  and  formidable  menace,  the 
effect  of  which  was  enhanced  by  the  baleful  significance  of 
the  malignant  glance  which  he  fixed  upon  her,  and  as  he 
stood  there  biting  his  lips  in  ominous  silence,  and  gazing 
with  savage,  gloating  eyes,  upon  the  affrighted  girl,  it  were 
not  easy  to  imagine  an  apparition  more  intimidating  and 
hideous"  Even  Chancey  seemed  a  little  uneasy  in  the  anti- 
cipation of  what  was  coming,  and  the  sallow  face  of  the 
barrister  looked  more  than  usually  sallow,  and  his  glittering 
eyes  more  glossy  than  ever. 

"  Go  out  of  the  room,  you — do  you  mind,"  said  Blarden, 
grimly,  addressing  Flora  Guy,  who  had  placed  herself  a  little 
in  advance  of  her  young  mistress,  and  who  stood  mute  and 
thunderstruck,  looking  upon  the  two  intruders— "are  you 
palsied,  or  what — quit  the  room  when  I  command  you,  you 
brimstone  fool ; "  and  he  clutched  her  by  the  shoulder,  and 
thrust  her  headlong  out  of  the  chamber,  flinging  the  door  to, 
with  a  crash  that  made  the  walls  ring  again. 

"  Listen  to  me  and  mind  me,  and  weigh  my  words,  or  you'll 
rue  it,"  said  he,  with  a  tremendous  oath,  addressing  himself 
to  the  speechless  and  terrified  lady.  "  I  have  a  bit  of  infor- 
mation to  give  you,  and  then  a  bit  of  advice  after  it;  you 
must  know  it's  my  intention  we  shall  be  married ;  mind  me, 
married  to-morrow  evening  ;  I  know  you  don't  like  it ;  but  I 


The  Fearful  Visitant.  279 

do,  and  that's  enough  for  my  purpose ;  and  whenever  I  make 
my  mind  up  to  a  thing,  there  is  not  that  power  in  earth,  or 
heaven,  or  hell,  to  turn  me  from  it.  I  was  always  considered 
a  tough  sort  of  a  chap  when  I  was  in  earnest  about  anything ; 
and  I  can  tell  you  I'm  mighty  well  in  earnest  here  ;  and  now 
you  may  as  well  know  how  completely  I  have  you  under  my 
thumb ;  there  is  not  a  servant  in  the  house  that  does  not 
belong  to  me ;  there  is  not  a  door  in  the  house  but  the  key 
of  it  is  in  my  keeping ;  there  is  not  a  word  spoken  in  the 
house  but  I  hear  it,  nor  a  thing  done  that  I  don't  know  of  it, 
and  here's  your  letter  for  you,"  he  shouted,  and  flung  her 
letter  to  Major  O'Leary  open  before  her  on  the  table.  "  How 
dare  you  tamper  with  my  servant's  honesty  ?  how  dare  you  ?  " 
thundered  he,  with  a  stamp  upon  the  floor  which  made  the 
ornaments  on  the  cabinet  dance  and  jingle ;  "  but  mind  how 
you  try  it  again — beware  ;  mind  how  you  offer  to  bribe  them 
again;  I  give  you  fair  warning;  you're  my  property  now— • 
to  do  what  I  like  with,  just  as  much  as  my  horse  or  my  dog ; 
and  if  you  won't  obey  me,  why  I'll  find  a  way  to  make  you ; 
to-morrow  evening  I'll  have  a  parson  here,  and  we'll  be 
buckled ;  make  no  rout  about  it,  and  it  will  be  better  for  you, 
for  whatever  you  do  or  say,  if  I  had  to  get  you  into  a  strait- 
waistcoat  and  clap  a  plaister  over  your  mouth  to  keep  you 
quiet,  married  we  shall  be ;  husband  and  wife,  and  plenty  of 
witnesses  to  vouch  for  it;  do  you  understand  me,  and  no 
mistake ;  and  if  you're  foolish  enough  to  make  a  row  about 
it,  I'll  tell  you  what  I'll  do  in  such  a  case,"  and  he  fixed  his 
eyes  with  a  still  more  horrible  expression  upon  her.  "  I  have 
a  particular  friend,  do  you  mind — a  very  obliging,  particular 
old  friend  that's  a  mad-doctor ;  do  you  liear  me  ;  not  a  very 
lucky  one  to  be  sure,  for  he  has  made  devilish  few  cures ;  a 
mad-doctor,  do  you  mind  ? — and  I'll  have  him  to  reside  here 
and  superintend  your  treatment ;  do  you  hear  me  ?  don't  stand 
gaping  there  like  an  idiot ;  do  you  hear  me  P  " 

Blarden  during  this  address  had  advanced  into  the  room 
and  stood  by  the  little  table,  leaning  his  knuckles  upon  it, 
and  stooping  forward  and  advancing  his  menacing  and 
hideous  face,  so  as  to  diminish  still  further  the  intervening 
distance,  when,  all  on  a  sudden,  like  a  startled  bird,  she 
darted  across  the  room,  and  ere  they  had  time  to  interpose, 
had  opened  the  door,  and  was  half-way  across  the  lobby ;  she 
passed  Flora  Guy,  who  was  sobbing  at  the  door  with  her 
apron  to  her  eyes,  and  at  the  head  of  the  stairs  beheld  Sir 
Henry  Ashwoode,  no  less  confounded  at  the  rencounter  than 
was  she  herself. 

"  My  brother  !  my  brother  !"  she  shrieked,  and  threw  herself 
fainting  into  his  arras. 

Spite  of  all  that  was  base  in  his  character,  the  young  man 


280  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor." 

was  go  shocked  and  confounded  that  he  turned  pale  as  death, 
and  speech  and  recollection  for  a  moment  forsook  him. 

Almost  at  the  same  instant  Chancey  and  Blarden  were  at 
his  side. 

"  What  the  devil  ails  you  P "  said  Blarden,  furiously, 
addressing  Ashwoode,  "what  do  you  stand  there  huggir  ^  her 
for,  you  white-faced  idiot  ?  " 

Ashwoode's  lips  moved;  but  he  could  not  speak,  and  the 
senseless  burden  still  lay  in  his  arms. 

"Let  her  go,  will  you,  you  d d  oaf?  take  hold  of  the 

girl,  Chancey,  and  you,  you  idiot,  come  here  and  lend  a  hand  ; 
carry  her  into  her  room,  and  mind,  sweet  lips,  keep  the  key  in 
your  pocket ;  and  if  you  want  help  tatter  the  bells  ;  get  down, 
will  you,  you  moon-struck  fool  ? "  he  continued,  addressing 
Ashwoode ;  "  what  do  you  stand  there  for,  with  your  white- 
washed face  ?  " 

Ashwoode,  scarcely  knowing  what  he  did,  staggered  down 
the  stairs  and  made  his  way  to  the  parlour,  where  he  sat 
gasping,  with  his  face  buried  in  his  hands.  Meanwhile,  with 
many  a  meek  expression  of  pity,  the  lawyer  assisted  Flora 
Guy  in  bearing  the  inanimate  body  of  her  mistress  into  the 
chamber,  where,  in  happy  unconsciousness,  she  lay  under  the 
tender  care  of  her  humble  friend  and  servant.  Blarden  and 
Chancey  having  accomplished  the  object  of  their  mission, 
departed  to  the  lower  regions  to  enjoy  whatever  good  cheer 
Morley  Court  afforded. 


CHAPTER    LYI. 

EBENEZEB,    SHYCOCK. 

IN  pursuance  of  the  arrangements  which  Mr.  Blarden  had,  on 
the  evening  before,  announced  to  his  intended  victim,  Gordon 
Chancey  was  despatched  early  the  next  morning  to  engage  the 
services  of  a  clergyman  for  the  occasion.  He  knew  pretty 
well  how  to  choose  his  man,  and  for  the  most  part,  when  a 
plot  was  to  be  executed,  in  theatrical  phrase,  cast  the  parts 
well.  He  proceeded  leisurely  to  the  city,  and  sauntering 
through  the  streets,  found  himself  at  length  in  Saint  Patrick's 
Close ;  beneath  the  shadow  of  the  old  Cathedral  he  turned 
down  a  narrow  and  deserted  lane  and  stopped  before  a  dingy, 
miserable  little  shop,  over  whose  doorway  hung  a  panel  with 
the  dusky  and  faded  similitude  of  two  great  keys  crossed,  now 
scarcely  discernible  through  the  ancient  dust  and  soot.  The 
shop  itself  was  a  chaotic  depository  of  old  locks,  holdfasts, 


Ebenezer  Shy  cock.  281 

chisels,  crowbars,  and  in  short,  of  rusty  iron  in  almost  every 
conceivable  shape.  Chancey  entered  this  dusky  shop,  and 
accosting  a  very  grimed  and  rusty-looking  little  boy  who  was, 
with  a  file,  industriously  employed  in  converting  a  kitchen 
candlestick  into  a  cannon,  inquired, — 

"  I  say,  my  good  boy,  does  the  Reverend  Doctor  Ebenezer 
Shycock  stop  here  yet  ?  " 

"Aye,  does  he,"  said  the  youth,  inspecting  the  visitor  with 
a  broad  and  leisurely  stare,  while  he  wiped  his  forehead  with 
his  shirt  sleeve. 

"  Up  the  stairs,  is  it  ?  "  demanded  Chancey. 
"  Aye,  the  garrets,"  replied  the  boy.     "  And  mind  the  hole 
in  the  top  lobby,"  he  shouted  after  him,  as  he  passed  through 
the  little  door  in  the  back  of  the  shop  and  began  to  ascend 
the  narrow  stairs. 

He  did  "  mind  the  hole  in  the  top  lobby "  (a  very  neces- 
sary caution,  by  the  way,  as  he  might  otherwise  have  been 
easily  engulfed  therein  and  broken  either  his  neck  or  his 
leg,  after  descending  through  the  lath  and  plaster,  upon  the 
floor  of  the  landing-place  underneath) ;  and  having  thus 
safely  reached  the  garret  door,  he  knocked  thereupon  with  his 
knuckles. 

"Come  in,"  answered  a  female  voice,  not  of  the  most 
musical  quality,  and  Chancey  accordingly  entered.  A  dirty, 
sluttish  woman  was  sitting  by  the  window,  knitting,  and  as  it 
seemed,  she  was  the  only  inmate  of  the  room. 

"Is  the  Eeverend  Ebenezer  at  home,  my  dear?"  inquired 
the  barrister. 

"  He  is,  and  he  isn't,"  rejoined  the  female,  oracularly. 
11  How's  that,  my  good  girl  ?  "  inquired  Chancey. 
"  He's  in  the  house,  but  he's  not  good  for  much,"  answered 
she. 

" Has  he  been  throwing  up  the  little  finger,  my  dear?"  said 
Chancey,  "he  used  to  be  rayther  partial  to  brandy." 

"  Brandy — brandy — who  says  brandy  ?  "  exclaimed  a  voice 
briskly  from  behind  a  sheet  which  hung  upon  a  string  so  as  to 
screen  off  one  corner  of  the  chamber. 

"  Ay,  ay,  that's  the  word  that'll  waken  you,"  said  the 
woman.  "  Here's  a  gentleman  wants  to  speak  with  you." 

"  The  devil  there  is ! "  exclaimed  the  clerical  worthy, 
abruptly,  while  with  a  sudden  chuck  he  dislodged  the  sheet 
which  had  veiled  his  presence,  and  disclosed,  by  so  doing,  the 
form  of  a  stout,  short,  bull-necked  man,  with  a  mulberry- 
coloured  face  and  twinkling  grey  eyes — one  of  them  in  deep 
mourning.  He  wore  a  greasy  red  night-cap  and  a  very 
tattered  and  sad-coloured  shirt,  and  was  sitting  upright  in  a 
miserable  bed,  the  covering  of  which  appeared  to  be  a  piece 
of  ancient  carpet.  With  one  hand  he  scratched  his  head, 


282  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor." 

while  in  the  other  he  held  the  sheet  which  he  had  just  pulled 
down. 

"  How  are  you,  Parson  Shycock  ?  "  said  Chancey  ;  "  how  do 
you  find  yourself  this  morning,  doctor  ?  " 

"  Tolerably  well.  But  what  is  it  you  want  with  me  ?  out 
with  it,  spooney.  Any  job  in  my  line,  eh  ?  "  inquired  the 
clergyman. 

"  Yes,  indeed,  doctor,"  replied  Chancey,  "and  a  very  good 
job ;  you're  wanted  to  marry  a  gentleman  and  a  lady  privately, 
not  a  mile  and  a  half  out  of  town,  this  evening  ;  you'll  get 
five  guineas  for  the  job,  and  I  think  that's  no  trifle." 

The  parson  mused,  and  scratched  his  head  again. 

"Well,"  said  he,  "you  must  do  a  little  job  for  me  first. 
You  can't  be  ignorant  that  we  members  of  the  Church  mili- 
tant are  often  hard  up  ;  and  whenever  I'm  in  a  fix  I  pop  wig, 
breeches,  and  gown,  and  take  to  my  bed  ;  you'll  find  the  three 
articles  in  this  lane,  corner  house — sign,  three  golden  balls ; 
present  this  docket — where  the  devil  is  it  ?  ay,  here  ;  all  right 


some  one  talking  of  brandy  ?  or — or  was  I  dreaming  ?  You 
may  as  well  get  in  a  half-pint,  for  I'm  never  the  thing  till  I 
have  some  little  moderate  refreshment ;  so,  dearly  beloved, 
mizzle  at  once." 

"  Dear  me,  dear  me,  doctor,"  said  Chancey,  "  how  can  you 
think  I'd  go  for  to  bring  two  guineas  along  with  me  ?  " 

"  If  you  haven't  the  rhino,  this  is  no  place  for  you,  my 
fellow-sinner,"  rejoined  the  couple-beggar ;  "  and  if  you  have, 
off  with  you  and  deliver  the  togs  out  of  pop.  You  wouldn't 
have  a  clergyman  walk  the  streets  without  breeches,  eh,  dearly 
beloved  cove  ?  " 

"  Well,  well,  but  you're  a  wonderful  man,"  rejoined  Chancey, 
with  a  faint  smile.  "  I  suppose,  then,  I  must  do  it ;  so  give 
me  the  docket,  and  I'll  be  here  again  as  soon  as  I  can." 

"  And  do  you  mind  me,  you  stray  sheep,  you,  don't  forget 
the  lush,"  added  the  pastor.  "  I'm  very  desirous  to  wet  my 
whistle ;  my  mums,  by  the  hokey,  is  as  dry  as  a  Dutch  brick. 
Good-bye  to  you,  and  do  you  mind,  be  back  here  in  the 
twinkling  of  a  brace  of  bed-posts." 

With  this  injunction,  and  bearing  the  crumpled  document, 
which  the  reverend  divine  had  given  him,  as  his  credentials 
with  the  pawnbroker,  Mr.  Chancey  cautiously  lounged  down 
the  crazy  stairs. 

"  I  say,  my  nutty  Nancy,"  observed  the  parson,  after  a  long 
yawn  and  a  stretch,  addressing  the  female  who  sat  at  the 
window,  "  that  chap's  made  of  money.  I  had  a  pint  with  him 
once  in  Clarke's  public — round  the  corner  there.  His  name's 


Ebenezer  Shy  cock.  283 

Chancey,  and  he  does  half  the  bills  in  town — a  regular  Jew 
chap." 

So  saying,  the  Reverend  Ebenezer  Shycock,  LL.D.,  un- 
ceremoniously rolled  himself  out  of  bed  and  hobbled  to  a  crazy 
deal  box,  in  which  were  deposited  such  articles  of  attire  as 
had  not  been  transmitted  to  the  obliging  proprietor  of  the 
neighbouring  three  golden  balls. 

While  the  reverend  divine  was  kneeling  before  this  box,  and, 
with  a  tenderness  suited  to  their  frail  condition,  removing  the 
few  scanty  articles  of  his  wardrobe  and  laying  them  reverently 
upon  a  crazy  stool  beside  him,  Mr.  Chancey  returned,  bearing 
the  liberated  decorations  of  the  doctor's  person,  as  also  a  small 
black  bottle. 

"  Oh,  dear  me,  doctor,"  said  Chancey,  "  but  I'm  glad  to  see 
you're  stirring.  Here's  the  things." 

"  And  the — the  lush,  eh  ?  "  inquired  the  clergyman,  peering 
inquisitively  round  Chancey's  side  to  have  a  peep  at  the 
bottle. 

"  Yes,  and  the  lush  too,"  said  the  barrister. 

"  Well,  give  me  the  breeches,"  said  the  doctor,  with  alacrity, 
clutching  those  essential  articles  and  proceeding  to  invest  his 
limbs  therein.  "  And,  Nancy,  a  sup  of  water  and  a  brace  of 
cups." 

A  cracked  mug  and  a  battered  pewter  goblet  made  their 
appearance,  and,  along  with  the  ruin  of  a  teapot  which  con- 
tained the  pure  element,  were  deposited  on  a  chair — for 
tables  were  singularly  scarce  in  the  reverend  doctor's  establish- 
ment. 

"Now,  my  beloved  fellow-sinner,  mix  like  a  Trojan!"  ex- 
claimed the  divine ;  "  and  take  care,  take  care,  pogey  aqua, 
don't  drown  it  with  water ;  chise  it,  chise  it,  man,  that'll  do." 

With  these  words  he  grasped  the  vessel,  nodded  to  Chancey, 
and  directing  his  two  grey  eyes  with  a  greedy  squint  upon  the 
liquor  as  it  approached  his  lips,  he  quaffed  it  at  a  single 
draught. 

Without  waiting  for  an  invitation,  which  Chancey  thought 
his  clerical  acquaintance  might  possibly  forget,  the  barrister 
mingled  some  of  the  same  beverage  for  his  own  private  use, 
and  quietly  gulped  it  down ;  seeing  which,  and  dreading  Mr. 
Chancey's  powers,  which  he  remembered  to  have  already  seen 
tested  at  "  Clarke's  public,"  the  learned  divine  abstractedly 
inverted  the  brandy  bottle  into  his  pewter  goblet,  and 
shedding  upon  it  an  almost  imperceptible  dew  from  the  dilapi- 
dated teapot,  he  terminated  the  symposium  and  proceeded  to 
finish  his  toilet. 

This  was  quickly  done,  and  Mr.  Gordon  Chancey  and  the 
Reverend  Ebenezer  Shycock — two  illustrious  and  singularly 
well-matched  ornaments  of  their  respective  professions — pro- 


284  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor" 

ceeded  arm  in  arm,  both  redolent  of  grog,  to  the  nearest  coach 
stand,  where  they  forthwith  supplied  themselves  with  a 
vehicle ;  and  while  Mr.  Chancey  pretty  fully  instructed  his 
reverend  companion  in  the  precise  nature  of  the  service  re- 
quired of  him,  and,  as  far  a.s  was  necessary,  communicated  the 
circumstances  of  the  whole  case,  they  traversed  the  interval 
which  separated  Dublin  city  from  the  manor  of  Morley 
Court. 


CHAPTER  LVII. 

THE  CHAPLAIN'S  ARRIVAL  AT  MORLEY  COURT — THE  KEY — AND 
THE  BOOZE  IN  THE  BOUDOIR. 

THE  hall  door  was  opened  to  the  summons  of  the  two  gentle- 
men by  no  less  a  personage  than  Nicholas  Blarden  himself, 
who,  having  carefully  locked  it  again,  handed  the  key  to  his 
accomplice,  Gordon  Chancey. 

"  Here,  take  it,  Gordy,  boy,"  exclaimed  he,  "  I  make  you 
porter  for  the  term  of  the  honeymoon.  Keep  the  gates  well, 
old  boy,  and  never  let  the  keys  out  of  your  pocket  unless  1 
tell  you.  And  so,"  continued  he,  treating  the  Reverend 
Ebenezer  Shycock  to  a  stare  which  took  in  his  whole  person, 
"you  have  caught  the  doctor  and  landed  him  fairly.  Doctor 
— what's  your  name  ?  no  matter — it's  a  delightful  turn-up  for 
a  sinner  like  me  to  have  the  heavenly  consolation  of  your 
pious  company.  Follow  me  in  here ;  I  dare  say  your  reverence 
would  not  object  to  a  short  interview  with  the  brandy  flask, 
or  something  of  the  kind — even  saints  must  wet  their  whistles 
now  and  again." 

So  saying,  Blarden  led  the  way  into  the  parlour. 

"  Here,  guzzle  away,  old  gentleman,  there's  plenty  of  the 
stuff  here,"  said  Blarden,  "  only  beware  how  you  make  a  beast 
of  yourself.  You  mustn't  tie  up  your  red  rag,  do  you  mind  ? 
We'll  want  you  to  stand  and  read;  and  if  you  just  keep 
senses  enough  for  that,  you  may  do  whatever  you  like  with 
the  rest." 

The  clergyman  nodded,  and  with  a  single  sweep  of  his  grey 
eyes,  took  in  the  contents  of  the  whole  table.  His  shaking 
hand  quickly  grasped  the  neck  of  the  brandy  flask,  and  he 
filled  out  and  quaffed  a  comforting  bumper. 

"  Now,  take  it  easy,  do,  or,  by  Jove,  you'll  not  keep  till 
evening,"  said  Blarden.  "  Chancey,  have  an  eye  on  the  parson, 
for  his  mind's  so  intent  on  heaven  that  he  may  possibly  forget 
where  he  is  and  what  he's  doing.  After  dinner,  Ashwoode  and 


The  Chaplain's  Arrival  at  Morley  Court.      285 

I  have  to  go  into  town — some  matters  that  must  be  wound  up 
before  the  evening's  entertainment  begins — we'll  be  out,  how- 
ever, at  eight  o'clock  or  so.  And  mind  this,"  he  continued, 
gripping  the  barrister's  shoulder  in  his  hand  with  an  energizing 
pressure,  and  speaking  into  his  ear  to  secure  attention,  "  you 
know  that  little  room  upstairs  wherein  we  had  the  bit  of  chat 
with  my  lady  love— the— the  boudoir,  I  think  they  call  it— now, 
mind  me  well — when  the  dusk  conies  on,  do  you  and  his 
reverence  there  take  your  pipes  and  your  brandy,  or  whatever 
else  you're  amusing  yourselves  with  at  the  time,  and  sit  in 
that  same  room  together,  so  that  not  a  mouse  can  cross  the 
floor  unknown  to  you.  Don't  forget  this,  for  we  can't  be  too 
sharp.  Do  you  hear  me,  old  Lucifer  ?  " 

"  Never  fear,  never  fear,"  rejoined  Mr.  Chancey.  "  The 
Eeverend  Ebenezer  and  I  will  spend  the  evening  there — and, 
indeed,  I  declare  to  God,  it's  a  very  neat  little  room,  so  it  is, 
for  a  quiet  pipe  and  a  pot  of  sack." 

"  Well,  that's  a  point  settled,"  rejoined  Blarden.  "  And  do 
you  mind  me,  don't  let  that  beastly  old  sot  knock  himself  up 
before  we  come  home.  Do  you  hear  me,  old  scarecrow,"  he 
continued,  poking  the  reverend  doctor  somewhere  about  the 
region  of  the  abdomen  with  the  hilt  of  his  sword,  which  he 
was  adjusting  at  his  side,  and  addressing  himself  to  that 

fentleman,  "if  I  find  you  drunk  when  I  return  this  evening, 
'11  make  it  your  last  bout — I'll  tap  the  brandy,  old  tickle 
pitcher,  and  stave  the  cask,  and  send  you  to  seek  your  for- 
tune in  the  other  world.  Mind  my  words — I'm  not  given  to 
joking  when  I  have  real  business  on  hand ;  and  faith,  you'll 
find  me  as  ready  to  do  as  to  promise." 

So  saying,  he  left  the  room. 

"  A  rnm  cove,  that,  upon  my  little  word,"  said  the  Eeverend 
Ebenezer  Shycock,  filling  out  another  bumper  of  his  beloved 
cordial.  "  Take  the  bottle  away  at  once  ;  lock  it  up,  my  fellow- 
worm,  lock  it  up,  or  I'll  be  at  it  again.  Lock  it  up  while  I 
have  this  glass  in  my  hand,  or  I  must  have  another,  and  that 

might  be — might,  I  say — possibly  might — but  d n  it,  no,  it 

can't — I  will  have  one  more."  And  so  saying,  with  desperate 
resolution,  he  quaffed  what  he  had  already  in  his  hand  and 
filled  out  another, 

Chancey  did  not  wait  till  he  had  repeated  his  mandate,  but 
quietly  removed  the  seductive  flask  and  placed  it  beyond  the 
reach  and  the  sight  of  his  clerical  friend,  who,  feeling  himself 
a  little  pleasant,  sat  down  before  the  hearth,  and  in  a  voice 
whose  tone  nearly  resembled  that  of  a  raven  labouring  under 
an  ati'ection  of  the  chest,  he  chaunted  through  his  nose,  with 
many  significant  winks  and  grimaces,  a  ditty  at  that  time  in 
high  acceptance  among  the  votaries  of  vice  and  license,  and 
whose  words  were  such  as  even  the  '  Old  St.  Columbkil'  would 


286  The  "  Cock  arid  A  nchor" 

hardly  have  tolerated.  This  performance  over — which,  by  the 
way,  Chancey  relished  in  hia  own  quiet  way  with  intense 
enjoyment — the  reverend  gentleman  composed  himself  for  a 
doze  for  several  hours,  from  which  he  aroused  himself  to  eat 
and  to  drink  a  little  more. 

Thus  pleasantly  the  day  wore  on,  until  at  length  the  sun 
descended  in  glory  behind  the  far-off  blue  hills,  and  the  pale 
twilight  began  to  herald  the  approach  of  night. 

That  day  Mary  Ashwoode  appeared  to  have  lost  all  energy 
of  thought  and  feeling  ;  she  lay  pale  and  silent  upon  her  bed, 
seeming  scarcely  conscious  even  of  the  presence  of  her 
faithful  attendant.  From  the  moment  of  her  yesterday's 
interview  with  Blarden,  and  the  meeting  with  her  brother, 
she  had  been  thus  despairing  and  stupefied.  Flora  Guy  sat 
in  the  window,  sometimes  watching  the  pale  face  of  the 
wretched  lady,  and  at  others  looking  out  upon  the  old  wood- 
lands and  the  great  avenue,  darkened  among  its  double 
rows  of  huge  old  limes.  As  the  day  wore  on  she  suddenly 
exclaimed, — 

"  Oh,  my  lady,  here's  a  gentleman  coming  with  Mr.  Chancey 
up  the  avenue,  I  see  them  between  the  trees,  and  the  coach 
driving  away." 

"  Can  it — can  it  be  P  "  exclaimed  Mary,  starting  wildly  up  in 
the  bed— "is  it  he?" 

"  It's  a  little  stout  gentleman,  with  a  red  pimply  face — 
they're  talking  under  the  window  now,  my  lady  ;  he  has  a 
band  on,  and  a  black  gown  across  his  arm — as  sure  as  daylight, 
my  lady — he  is — blessed  hour ;  he  is  a  parson." 

Mary  Ashwoode  did  not  speak,  but  the  momentary  flash  of 
hope  faded  from  her  face,  and  was  succeeded  by  a  pale- 
ness so  deadly  that  lips  and  cheeks  looked  bloodless  as  the 
marble  lineaments  of  a  statue  ;  in  dull  and  silent  despair  she 
sank  again  where  she  had  lain  before. 

"  Don't  fear  them,  my  lady,"  said  the  poor  girl,  placing 
herself  by  the  bedside  where,  more  like  a  corpse  than  a  living 
being,  her  hapless  mistress  lay ;  "  I  will  not  leave  you,  and 
though  they  may  threaten,  they  dare  not  hurt  you — don't  fear 
them,  my  lady." 

The  blanched  cheeks  and  evident  excitement  of  the  honest 
maiden,  however,  too  clearly  belied  her  words  of  encourage- 
ment. 

Twice  or  thrice  the  girl,  in  the  course  of  the  day,  locking  the 
door  of  her  mistress's  chamber,  according  to  the  orders  of 
Nicholas  Blarden  and  his  confederates,  but  less  in  obedience 
to  them  than  for  the  sake  of  her  security,  ran  downstairs  to 
learn  whatever  could  be  gathered  from  the  servants  of  the 
intended  movements  of  the  conspirators  ;  each  time,  as  she 
descended  the  stairs,  the  parlour  bell  was  rung,  and  a  servant 


The  Chaplain's  Arrival  at  Morley  Court.      287 

encountered  her  before  she  had  well  reached  the  hall ;  and  Mr. 
Chancey,  too,  with  his  hands  in  his  pockets,  and  his  cunning 
eyes  glittering  suspiciously  through  their  half-closed  lids, 
would  meet  and  question  her  before  she  passed :  were  ever 
sentinels  more  vigilant — was  ever  surveillance  more  jealous 
and  complete  ? 

During  these  excursions  she  picked  up  whatever  was  to  be 
learned  of  the  intentions  of  those  in  whose  power  her  young 
mistress  now  helplessly  and  despairingly  lay. 

"  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  and  Mr.  Blarden  is  gone  to  town 
together,  my  lady,"  said  the  maid,  in  a  whisper,  for  she  felt 
the  vigilance  of  Chancey  and  his  creatures  might  pursue  her 
even  to  the  chamber  where  she  stood  ;  "  they'll  not  be  out  till 
about  eight  o'clock,  my  lady,  at  the  soonest,  maybe  not  till  near 
nine  or  ten  ;  at  any  rate  it  will  be  dark  long  before  they  come, 
and  God  knows  what  may  turn  up  before  then— don't  lose 
heart,  my  lady — don't  give  up.'' 

In  vain,  entirely  in  vain,  however,  were  the  words  of  hope 
and  courage  spoken  ;  they  fell  cold  and  dead  upon  the 
palsied  senses  and  stricken  heart  of  despairing  terror.  Mary 
Ashwoode  scarcely  understood,  and  seemed  not  even  to  have 
heard  them. 

As  the  evening  approached  the  poor  girl  made  another 
exploring  ramble,  in  the  almost  desperate  speculation  that 
she  might  possibly  hit  upon  something  which  might  suggest 
even  a  hint  of  some  mode  of  escape.  Having  encountered 
Chancey  and  one  of  the  serving  men,  as  usual,  and  passed  her 
examination,  she  crossed  the  large  old  hall,  and  without  any 
definite  pre-determination,  entered  Sir  Henry's  study,  where 
he  and  Blarden  had  been  sitting,  and  carelessly  thrown  upon 
the  table  a  large  key.  For  a  moment  she  could  scarcely 
believe  her  eyes,  and  her  heart  bounded  high  with  hope  as 
she  grasped  it  quickly  and  rolled  it  in  her  apron — "  Could 
it  be  the  key  of  one  of  the  doors  through  which  alone  liberty 
was  to  be  regained  ?  "  With  a  deliberate  step,  which  strangely 
belied  her  restless  anxiety,  she  passed  the  door  within 
which  Chancey  was  sitting,  and  ascended  to  the  young  lady's 
chamber. 

"  My  lady,  is  this  it  ?  "  exclaimed  she.  almost  breathless  with 
excitement,  and  holding  the  key  before  the  lady's  face. 

Mary  Ashwoode  with  a  momentary  eagerness  glanced  at 
it. 

"  No,  no,"  said  she,  faintly,  "  I  know  all  the  keys  of  the 
outer  doors ;  it  was  I  who  brought  them  to  my  father  every 
night  ;  but  this  is  none  of  them — no,  no,  no,  no."  There  was 
a  duln-ess  and  apathy  upon  the  young  lady,  and  a  seeming 
insensibility  to  everything — to  hope,  to  danger — to  all,  in 
short,  which  had  intensely  interested  every  faculty  of  mind 


288  The  "Cock  and  Anchor :" 

and  feeling  but  the  day  before — which  frightened  and  dis- 
mayed her  humble  friend. 

"  Don't,  my  lady — don't  give  up — oh,  sure  you  won't  lose 
heart  entirely  ;  see  if  I  won't  think  of  something — never  mind, 
if  I  don't  think  of  some  way  or  another  yet." 

The  red  discoloured  tints  of  evening  were  now  fading  from 
the  landscape,  and  rapidly  giving  place  to  the  dim  twilight — 
the  harbinger  of  a  night  of  dangers,  terrors,  and  adventures  ; 
and  as  the  poor  maiden  sat  by  the  young  lady's  side,  with  a 
heart  full  of  dark  and  ominous  foreboding,  she  heard  the  door 
of  the  outer  chamber — the  little  boudoir  which  we  have 
often  had  occasion  to  mention — opened,  and  two  persons 
entered  it. 

"  They  are  here — they  are  come.  Oh,  God !  they  are  here," 
exclaimed  Mary  Ashwoode,  clasping  her  small  hand  in  terror 
round  the  girl's  wrist. 

"  The  door's  locked,  my  lady,"  said  the  girl,  scarcely  less 
terrified  than  her  mistress ;  "  they  can't  come  in  without 
letting  us  know  first.''  So  saying,  she  ran  to  the  door  and 
peeped  through  the  keyhole,  to  reconnoitre  the  party,  and 
then  stepping  on  tip-toe  to  the  young  lady,  who,  more 
dead  than  alive,  was  sitting  by  the  bed-side,  she  said  in  a 
whisper, — 

"Who  do  you  think  it  is,  ma'am?  blessed  hour  !  my  lady, 
who  should  it  be  but  that  lawyer  gentleman — that  Mr. 
Chancey,  and  the  old  parson — they  are  settling  themselves 
at  the  table.'' 

Mr.  Gordon  Chancey  and  the  Reverend  Ebenezer  Shycock 
were  determined  to  make  themselves  comfortable  in  their  new 
quarters.  Accordingly  they  heaped  wood  and  turf  upon  the 
expiring  fire,  and  compelled  the  servant  to  ply  the  kitchen 
bellows,  until  the  hearth  crackled  and  roared  again;  then 
drawing  the  table  to  the  fire-side — a  pretty  little  work-table 
of  poor  Mary's — now  covered  with  brandy-flasks,  pieces  of 
tobacco,  pipes,  and  the  other  apparatus  of  their  coarse  debauch 
— the  two  worthies,  illuminated  by  a  pair  of  ponderous  wax- 
candles,  and  by  the  blaze  of  a  fire,  and  having  drawn  the 
curtains,  sat  themselves  down  and  commenced  their  jolly 
vigils. 

Chancey  possessed  the  rare  faculty  of  preserving  his  charac- 
teristic cunningthroughouteveryphaseand  stage  of  intoxication 
short  of  absolute  insensibility;  on  the  present  occasion,  however, 
he  was  resolved  not  to  put  this  convenient  accomplishment  to 
the  test.  The  good  will  of  Nicholas  Blarden  was  too  lucrative 
a  possession  to  be  lightly  parted  with,  and  he  could  not  afford 
to  hazard  it  by  too  free  an  indulgence  upon  the  present  im- 
portant occasion;  he  therefore  conducted  his  assaults  upon 
the  bottle  with  a  very  laudable  abstemiousness.  Not  so,  how- 


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ever,  his  clerical  companion  ;  he,  too,  had,  in  connection  with 
his  convivial  frailties,  a  compensating  gift  of  his  own  ;  he 
possessed,  in  an  eminent  degree,  the  power  of  recovering  his 
intellects  upon  short  notice  from  the  influence  of  brandy,  and 
of  descending  almost  at  a  single  bound  from  the  loftiest  alti- 
tude of  drunken  inspiration  to  the  dull  insipid  level  of  ordinary 
sobriety ;  all  he  asked  was  fifteen  minutes  to  bring  himself  to. 
He  used  to  say  with  becoming  pride — "  If  I  could  have  done 
it  in  ten,  I'd  have  been  a  bishop  by  this  time  ;  but  dis  aliter 
visum  ;  I  had  not  time  one  forenoon ;  being  wapper-eyed,  I 
was  five  minutes  short  of  my  allowance  to  get  right,  con- 
sequently officiated  oddly — fell  on  my  back  on  the  way  out, 
and  couldn't  get  up ;  but  what  signifies  it  ?  I'm  better  off,  as 
matters  stand,  ten  to  one  ;  so  here  goes,  my  fellow-sinner,  to 
it  again  ;  one  brimmer  more." 

The  reverend  doctor,  therefore,  was  much  less  cautious  than 
his  companion,  and  soon  began  to  exhibit  very  unequivocal 
symptoms  of  a  declension  in  his  intellectual  and  physical 
energies,  and  a  more  than  corresponding  elevation  in  his 
hilarious  spirits. 

"  I  say,''  said  Chancey,  "  my  good  man,  you'd  better  stop  ; 
you  have  too  much  in  as  it  is  ;  they'll  be  here  before  half-an- 
hour,  and  if  Mr.  Blarden  finds  you  this  way,  I  declare  to  God 
1  think  he'll  crack  your  neck  down  the  staircase." 

*|  Well,  dearly  beloved,"  said  the  clerical  gentleman,  "  I 
believe  you  are  right;  I'll  bring  myself  to.  I  am  a  little 
heavy-eyed  or  so ;  all  I  ask  for  is  a  towel  and  cold  water."  So 
saying,  with  many  a  screw  of  the  lips,  and  many  a  hiccough, 
he  made  an  effort  to  rise,  but  tumbled  back— with  an  expres- 
sion of  the  most  heavenly  benevolence — into  his  chair,  knock- 
ing his  head  with  an  audible  sound  upon  the  back  of  it,  and  at 
the  same  time  overturning  one  of  the  candles. 

"  Pull  the  bell,  dearly  beloved,"  said  he,  with  a  smile  and  a 
hiccough—"  a  basin  of  water  and  a  towel."  • 

"Devil  broil  you,  for  a  drunken  beast,"  said  Chancey, 
seriously  alarmed  at  the  condition  of  the  couple-beggar  ;  "  he'll 
never  be  fit  for  his  work  to-night.'' 

^ "  Fifteen  minutes,  neither  more  nor  less,"  hiccoughed  the 
divine,  with  the  same  celestial  smile---"  towel,  basin  of  cold 
water,  and  fifteen  minutes." 

Chancey  did  procure  the  cold  water  and  a  napkin, 
which,  being  laid  before  the  clergyman,  he  proceeded  with 
much  deliberation,  while  various  expressions  of  stupendous 
solemnity  and  beaming  benevolence  flitted  in  beautiful 
alternations  across  his  expressive  countenance,  to  prepare 
them  for  use.  He  doffed  his  wig,  and  first  bathing  his  head, 
face,  and  temples  completely  in  the  cool  liquid,  saturated  the 
towel  likewise  therein,  and  wound  it  round  his  shorn  head  in 

u 


290  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

the  fashion  of  a  Turkish  turban ;  having  accomplished 
which  feat,  he  leaned  back  in  his  chair,  closed  his  eyes,  and 
became,  to  all  intents  and  purposes,  for  the  time  being,  stone 
dead. 

Leaving  his  reverend  companion  undisturbed  to  the  operation 
of  his  own  hydropathic  treatment,  Gordon  Chancey  drew  his 
seat  near  to  the  fire,  and  filling  his  pipe  anew  with  tobacco, 
leaned  back  in  the  chair,  crossed  his  legs,  and  more  than  halt 
closing  his  eyes,  prepared  himself  luxuriously  for  what  he 
called  "  a  raal  elegant  draw  of  particular  pigtail." 


CHAPTER  LVIII. 

THE    SIGNAL. 

FLORA  GUY  peeped  eagerly  through  the  keyhole  of  her  lady's 
chamber  into  the  little  apartment  in  which  the  two  boon  com- 
panions were  seated.  After  reconnoitring  for  a  very  long 
time,  she  moved  lightly  to  her  mistress's  side,  and  said,  in  a 
low  but  distinct  tone, — 

"  Now,  my  lady,  you  must  get  up  and  rouse  yourself — for 
God's  sake,  mistress  dear,  sha.ke  off  the  heaviness  that's  over 
you,  and  we  have  a  chance  left  still." 

"  Are  they  not  in  the  next  room  to  us  ?  "  inquired  Mary. 

"  Yes,  my  lady,'3  replied  the  maid,  "  but  the  parson  gentle- 
man is  drunk  or  asleep,  and  Mr.  Chancey  is  there  alone — and 
— and  has  the  four  keys  beside  him  on  the  table ;  don't  be 
frightened,  my  lady,  do  you  stay  quite  quiet,  and  I'll  go  into 
the  room." 

Mary  Ashwoode  made  no  answer,  but  pressed  the  poor  girl's 
hand  in  her  cold  fingers,  and  without  moving,  almost  without 
breathing,  awaited  the  result.  Flora  Guy,  meanwhile,  opened 
the  door,  and  passed  into  the  outer  apartment,  assuming,  as 
she  did  so,  an  air  of  easy  and  careless  indifference.  Chancey 
turned  as  she  entered  the  room,  fanning  the  smoke  of  his 
tobacco  pipe  aside  with  his  hand,  and  eying  her  with  a  jealous 
glance. 

"  Well,  my  little  girl,"  said  he,  "  and  what  makes  you  leave 
your  young  lady,  my  dear  ?  " 

"  An'  is  a  body  never  to  get  an  instant  minute  to  them- 
selves P  "  rejoined  she,  with  an  indignant  toss  of  her  head ; 
"why  then,  I  tell  you  what  it  is,  Mr.  Chancey,  I'm  tired  to 
death,  BO  I  am,  sitting  in  that  little  room  the  whole  blessed 
day,  and  not  a  word,  good  or  bad,  will  the  young  lady  say — 
she's  gone  stupid  like." 


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"  Is  the  door  locked  ?  "  said  Chancey,  suspiciously,  and  at 
the  same  time  rising  and  approaching  the  young  lady's 
chamber. 

As  he  did  so,  Flora  Guy,  availing  herself  instantly  of  this 
averted  position,  snatched  up,  without  waiting  to  choose,  one  of 
the  four  great  keys  which  lay  upon  the  table,  and  replaced  it 
dexterously  with  that  which  she  had  but  a  short  time  before 
shown  to  her  mistress ;  in  doing  so,  however,  spite  of  all  her 
caution,  a  slight  clank  was  audible. 

"  Well,  is  it  locked  ?''  inquired  the  damsel,  hoping  by  the 
loud  tone  in  which  she  uttered  the  question  to  drown  the 
suspicious  sounds  which  threatened  her  schemes  with  instant 
detection. 

"  Yes,  it  is  locked,"  rejoined  Chancey,  glancing  quickly  at 
the  keys  ;  "  but  what  do  you  want  there  ?  move  off  from  my 
place,  will  you  ? "  and  shambling  to  the  table  he  hastily 
gathered  the  four  keys  in  his  grasp,  and  thrust  them  into  his 
deep  coat  pocket. 

"  You're  in  a  mighty  quare  humour,  so  you  are,  Mr. 
Chancey,''  said  the  girl,  affecting  a  saucy  tone,  through  which, 
had  his  ear  been  listening  for  the  sound,  he  might  have 
detected  the  quaver  of  extreme  agitation,  "  you  usedn't  to  be  so 
cross  by  no  means  at  the  Columbkil,  but  mighty  pleasant,  so 
you  used.'' 

"  Well,  my  little  girl,"  said  Chancey,  whose  suspicions  were 
now  effectually  quieted,  "  I  declare  to  God  you're  the  first 
that  ever  said  I  was  bad  tempered,  so  you  are — will  you  have 
something  to  drink  ?  " 

"  What  have  you  there,  Mr.  Chancey  ?  "  inquired  she. 

"  This  is  brandy,  my  little  girl,  and  this  is  sack,  dear,"  re- 
joined Chancey,  "  both  of  them  elegant ;  you  must  have 
whichever  you  like — which  will  you  choose,  dear  ?  " 

"Well,  then,  I'll  have  a  little  drop  of  the  sack,  mulled,  I 
thank  you,  Mr.  Chancey,"  replied  she. 

"  There's  nothing  to  mull  it  in  here,  my  little  girl,"  objected 
the  barrister. 

"  Oh,  but  I'll  get  it  in  a  minute  though,"  replied  she,  "I'll 
run  down  for  a  saucepan." 

"  Well,  dear,  run  away,''  replied  he,  "  but  don't  be  long,  for 
Miss  Ashwoode  might  want  you,  my  little  girl,  and  it  wouldn't 
do  if  you  were  out  of  the  way,  you  know." 

Without  waiting  to  hear  the  end  of  this  charge,  Flora  Guy- 
ran  down  the  staircase,  and  speedily  returned  with  the  utensil 
required. 

"  Maybe  I'd  better  go  in  for  a  minute  first,  and  see  if  she 
wants  me,''  suggested  the  girl. 

"  Very  well,  my  dear,"  replied  Chancey. 

And  accordingly,  she  turned  the  key  in  the  chamber  door, 
u  "2 


2Q2  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

closed  it  again,  and  stood  by  the  young  lady's  side;  such 
was  her  agitation  that  for  three  or  four  seconds  she  could  not 
speak. 

"  My  lady,"  at  length  she  said,  "  I  have  one  of  the  keys — 
when  I  go  in  next  I'll  leave  your  room  door  unlocked,  only 
closed  just,  and  no  more — the  lobby  door  is  ajar — I  left  it  that 
way  this  very  minute ;  and  when  you  hear  me  saying  '  the 
sack's  upset ! ' — do  you  open  your  door,  and  cross  the  room  as 
quick  as  light,  and  out  on  the  lobby,  and  stop  by  the  stairs,  my 
lady,  and  HI  follow  you  as  fast  as  I  can.  Here,  my  lady," 
continued  the  poor  girl,  bringing  a  small  box  from  her 
mistress's  toilet ;  "  your  rings,  my  lady — they'll  be  wanted — 
mind,  your  rings,  my  lady — there  is  the  little  case,  keep  it  in 
your  pocket ;  if  we  escape,  my  lady,  they'll  be  wanted — mind, 
Mr.  Chancey  has  ears  like  needle  points.  Keep  up  your  heart, 
my  lady,  and  in  the  name  of  God  we'll  try  this  chance." 

"  Into  His  hands  I  commit  myself,"  said  the  young  lady, 
with  a  tone  and  air  of  more  firmness  and  energy  than  she  had 
shown  for  days ;  "  my  heart  is  strengthened,  my  courage 
comes  again — oh,  thank  God,  I  am  equal  to  this  dreadful 
hour." 

Flora  Guy  made  a  gesture  of  silence,  and  then,  opening  the 
door  briskly,  and  shutting  it  again  with  an  ostentatious  noise, 
and  drawing  the  key  from  the  lock,  she  crossed  the  room  to 
where  Chancey,  who  had  watched  her  entrance,  was  sitting. 

"  Well,  my  dear,"  said  he,  "  how  is  that  delicate  young  lady 
in  there  ?  " 

"  Why,  she's  raythur  bad,  I'm  afraid,"  rejoined  the  girl ; 
"  she's  the  whole  day  long  in  a  sort  of  a  heavy  dulness  like — 
she  don't  seem  to  mind  anything." 

"So  much  the  better,  my  dear,"  said  Chancey,  "  she'll  be 
the  less  inclined  to  gad,  or  to  be  troublesome — come,  mix  the 
spices  and  the  sugar,  dear,  and  settle  the  liquor  in  the  sauce- 
pan— you  want  some  refreshment,  so  you  do,  for  I  declare  to 
God,  I  never  saw  anyone  so  pale  in  all  my  life  as  you  are  this 
minute." 

"  I'll  not  be  long  so,"  said  the  girl,  affecting  a  tone  of  brisk- 
ness, and  proceeding  to  mingle  the  ingredients  in  the  little 
saucepan,  "  for  1  think  if  I  was  dead  itself,  let  alone  a  little  bit 
tired,  a  cup  of  mulled  sack  would  cheer  me  up  again." 

So  saying,  she  placed  the  little  saucepan  on  the  bar. 

"  Is  the  parson  asleep  ?  "  inquired  she. 

"  Indeed,  my  dear,  I'm  very  much  afraid  it's  tipsy  he  is,5' 
drawled  Chancey,  demurely,  "take  care  of  that  clergyman,  my 
dear,  for  indeed  I'm  afraid  he  has  very  loose  conduct.'' 

"  Will  I  blacken  his  nose  with  a  burned  cork  ?  "  inquired  she. 

"  Oh !  no,  my  little  girl,"  replied  Chancey,  with  a  tranquil 
chuckle,  and  turning  his  sleepy  grey  eyes  upon  the  apoplectic 


The  Signal.  293 

visage  of  the  stupefied  drunkard  who  sat  bolt  upright  before 
him  ;  "  no,  no,  we  don't  know  the  minute  he  may  be  wanted ; 
he'll  have  to  perform  the  ceremony  very  soon,  my  dear ;  and 
Mr.  Blarden,  if  he  took  the  fancy,  would  think  nothing  of 
braining  half  a  dozen  of  us.  I  declare  to  God  he  wouldn't." 

"  Well,  Mr.  Chancey,  will  you  mind  the  little  saucepan  for 
one  minute,"  said  she,  "  while  I'm  putting  a  bit  of  turf  or  a 
few  sticks  under  it." 

"  Indeed  I  will,"  said  he,  turning  his  eyes  lazily  upon  the 
utensil,  but  doing  nothing  more  to  secure  it.  Flora  Guy 
accordingly  took  some  wood,  and,  pretending  to  arrange  the 
fire,  overturned  the  wine ;  the  loud  hiss  of  the  boiling  liquid, 
and  the  sudden  cloud  of  whirling  steam  and  ashes,  ascending 
toward  the  ceiling,  and  puffing  into  his  face,  half  confounded 
the  barrister,  and  at  the  same  instant,  Flora  Guy,  clapping 
her  hands,  and  exclaimed  with  a  shrill  cry, — 

"  The  sack's  upset/  the  sack's  upset/  lend  a  hand,  Mr. 
Chancey — Mr.  Chancey,  do  you  hear  ?  "  and,  while  thus  con- 
jured, the  barrister,  in  obedience  to  her  vociferous  appeal, 
made  some  indistinct  passes  at  the  saucepan  with  the  poker, 
which  he  had  grasped  at  the  first  alarm  ;  the  damsel,  without 
daring  to  look  directly  where  every  feeling  would  have  riveted 
her  eyes,  beheld  a  dark  form  glide  noiselessly  behind  Chancey, 
and  pass  from  the  room.  For  the  moment,  so  intense  was  her 
agony  of  anxiety,  she  felt  upon  the  very  point  of  fainting ;  in 
an  instant  more,  however,  she  had  recovered  all  her  energies, 
and  was  bold  and  quick-witted  as  ever;  one  glance  in  the 
direction  of  the  lady's  chamber  showed  her  the  door  slowly 
swinging  open  ;  fortunately  the  barrister  was  at  the  moment 
too  much  occupied  with  the  extraction  of  the  remainder  of  the 
saucepan  from  the  fire,  to  have  yet  perceived  the  treacherous 
accident,  one  glance  at  which  would  have  sealed  their  ruin, 
and  Flora  Guy,  running  noiselessly  to  the  door,  remedied  the 
perilous  disclosure  by  shutting  it  softly  andquickly  ;  and  then, 
with  much  clattering  of  the  key,  and  a  good  deal  of  pushing 
beside,  forcing  it  open  again,  she  passed  into  the  room  and 
spoke  a  little  in  a  low  tone,  as  if  to  her  mistress ;  and  then, 
returning,  she  locked  the  door  of  the  then  untenanted  chamber 
in  real  earnest,  and,  crossing  to  Chancey,  said : — "  I  wonder  at 
you,  so  I  do,  Mr.  Chancey ;  you  frightened  the  young  mistress 
half  out  of  her  wits  ;  and  I'm  all  over  dust  and  ashes  ;  I  must 
run  down  and  wash  every  inch  of  my  face  and  hands,  so  I 
must ;  and  here,  Mr.  Chancey,  will  you  keep  the  key  of  the 
bed-room  till  I  come  back  ?  afraid  I  might  drop  it ;  and  don't 
let  it  out  of  your  hands." 

"  I  will  indeed,  dear;  but  don't  be  long  away,3'  rejoined  the 
barrister,  extending  his  hand  to  receive  the  key  of  the  now 
vacant  chamber. 


294  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor^ 

So  Flora  Guy  boldly  walked  forth  upon  the  lobby,  and 
closing  the  chamber  door  behind  her,  found  herself  in  the  vast 
old  gallery,  hung  round  with  grim  and  antique  portraits,  and 
lighted  only  by  the  fitful  beams  of  a  clouded  moon  shining 
doubtfully  through  the  stained  glass  of  a  solitary  window. 

Mary  Ashwoode  awaited  her  approach,  concealed  in  a  small 
recess  or  niche  in  the  wall,  shrined  like  an  image  in  the  narrow 
enclosure  of  carved  oak,  not  daring  to  stir,  and  with  a  heart 
throbbing  as  though  it  would  burst. 

"  My  lady,  are  you  there  ? "  whispered  the  maid,  scarce 
audibly  ;  great  nervous  excitement  renders  the  sense  morbidly 
acute,  and  Mary  Ashwoode  heard  the  sound  distinctly,  faint 
though  it  was,  and  at  some  distance  from  her ;  she  stepped 
falteringly  from  her  place  of  concealment,  and  took  the  hand 
of  her  conductress  in  a  grasp  cold  as  that  of  death  itself,  and 
side  by  side  they  proceeded  down  the  broad  staircase.  They 
had  descended  about  half-way  when  a  loud  and  violent  ring- 
ing from  the  bell  of  the  chamber  where  Chancey  was  seated 
made  their  very  hearts  bound  with  terror ;  they  stood  fixed 
and  breathless  on  the  stair  where  the  fearful  peal  had  first 
reached  their  ears.  Again  the  summons  came  louder  still,  and 
at  the  same  moment  the  sounds  of  steps  approached  from 
below,  and  the  gleam  of  a  candle  quickly  followed ;  Mary 
Ashwoode  felt  her  ears  tingle  and  her  head  swim  with  terror ; 
she  was  on  the  point  of  sinking  upon  the  floor.  In  this 
dreadful  extremity  her  presence  of  mind  did  not  forsake  Flora 
Guy  :  disengaging  her  hand  from  that  of  her  terrified  mistress, 
she  tripped  lightly  down  the  stairs  to  meet  the  person  who 
was  approaching— a  turn  in  the  staircase  confronted  them, 
and  she  saw  before  her  the  serving  man  whose  treachery  had 
already  defeated  Mary  Ashwoode' s  hopes  of  deliverance. 

"What  keeps  you  such  a  time  answering  the  bell? ''in- 
quired she,  saucily,  "  you  needn't  go  up  now,  for  I've  got  your 
message  ;  bring  up  clean  cups  and  a  clean  saucepan,  for 
everything's  destroyed  with  the  dust  and  dirt  Mr.  Chancey's 
after  kicking  up;  what  did  he  do,  do  you  think,  but  upsets  the 
sack  into  the  fire.  Now  be  quick  with  the  things,  will  you  ? 
the  bell  won't  be  easy  one  minute  till  they're  done." 

*'  Give  me  a  kiss,  sweet  lips,"  exclaimed  the  man,  setting 
down  his  candle,  "  and  I'll  not  be  a  brace  of  shakes  about  the 
message ;  come,  you  must?  he  continued,  playfully  struggling 
with  the  affrighted  girl. 

"  Well,  do  the  message  first,  at  any  rate,"  said  she,  forcing 
herself,  with  some  difficulty,  from  his  grasp,  as  the  bell  rang  a 
third  time ;  "  it  will  be  a  nice  piece  of  business,  so  it  will,  if 
Mr.  Chancey  comes  down  and  catches  you  here,  pulling 
me  about,  so  it  will,  you'll  look  well,  won't  you,  when  he's 
telling  it  to  Mr.  Blarden  ?—  don't  be  a  fool." 


The  Signal.  295 

The  reiterated  application  to  the  bell  had  more  effect  upon 
the  serving  man  than  all  her  oratory,  and  muttering  a  curse 
or  two,  he  ran  down,  determined,  vindictively,  to  bring  up 
soiled  cups,  and  a  dirty  saucepan.  The  man  had  hardly  de- 
parted, when  the  maid  exclaimed,  in  a  hurried  whisper, 
"  Come — come — quick — quick,  for  your  life  ! ''  and  with  scarcely 
the  interval  of  three  seconds,  they  found  themselves  in  the  hall. 

"  Here's  the  key,  my  lady ;  see  which  of  the  doors  does  it 
open,"  whispered  she,  exhibiting  the  key  in  the  dusky  and 
imperfect  light. 

"  Here— here— this  way,"  said  Mary  Ashwoode,  moving  with 
weak  and  stumbling  steps  through  a  tiled  lobby  which  opened 
upon  the  preat  hall,  and  thence  along  a  narrow  passage  upon 
which  several  doors  opened.  "Here,  here,"  she  exclaimed, 
"  this  door — this — I  cannot  open  it — my  strength  is  gone — this 
is  it — for  God's  sake,  quickly." 

After  two  or  three  trials,  Flora  Guy  succeeded  in  getting  the 
key  into  the  lock,  and  then  exerting  the  whole  strength  of  her 
two  hands,  with  a  hoarse  jarring  clang  the  bolt  revolved,  the 
door  opened,  and  they  stood  upon  the  fresh  and  dewy  sward, 
beneath  the  shadow  of  the  old  ivy-mantled  walls.  The  girl 
locked  the  door  upon  the  outside,  fearful  that  its  lying  open 
should  excite  suspicion,  and  flung  the  key  away  into  the  thick 
weeds  and  brushwood. 

"Now,  my  lady,  the  shortest  way  to  the  high  road?"  in- 
quired Flora  in  a  hurried  whisper,  and  supporting,  as  well  as 
she  could,  the  tottering  steps  of  her  mistress,  "  how  do  you 
feel,  my  lady  ?  Don't  lose  heart  now,  a  few  minutes  more  and 
you  will  be  safe — courage — courage,  my  lady." 

"  I  am  better  now,  Flora,"  said  Mary  faintly,  "  much  better 
— the  cool  air  refreshes  me.''  As  she  thus  spoke,  her  strength 
returned,  her  step  grew  fleeter  and  firmer,  and  she  led  the 
way  round  the  irregular  ivy-clothed  masses  of  the  dark  old 
building  and  through  the  stately  trees  that  stood  gathered 
round  it.  Over  the  unequal  sward  they  ran  with  the  light 
steps  of  fear,  and  under  the  darksome  canopy  of  the  vast  and 
ancient  linden  trees,  gliding  upon  the  smooth  grass  like  two 
ghosts  among  the  chequered  shade  and  dusky  light.  On,  on 
they  sped,  scarcely  feeling  the  ground  beneath  their  feet  as 
they  pursued  their  terrified  flight ;  they  had  now  gained  the 
midway  distance  in  the  ancient  avenue  between  the  mansion 
and  great  gate,  and  still  ran  noiselessly  and  fleetly  along,  when 
the  quick  ear  of  Mary  Ashwoode  caught  the  distant  sounds  of 
pursuit. 

"  Flora — Flora — oh,  God !  we  are  followed,"  gasped  the 
young  lady. 

"  Stop  an  instant,  my  lady,"  rejoined  the  maid,  "  let  us 
listen  for  a  second." 


296  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchorT 

They  did  pause,  and  distinctly,  between  them  and  the  old 
mansion,  they  heard,  among  the  dry  leaves  with  which  in 
places  the  gronnd  was  strewn,  the  tread  of  steps  pursuing  at 
headlong  speed. 

"  It  is — it  is,  I  hear  them,"  said  Mary  distractedly. 

"  Now,  my  lady,  we  must  run — run  for  our  lives ;  if  we  but 
reach  the  road  before  them,  we  may  yet  be  saved ;  now,  my 
lady,  for  God's  sake  don't  falter — don't  give  up." 

And  while  the  sounds  of  pursuit  grew  momentarily  louder 
and  more  loud,  they  still  held  their  onward  way  with  throbbing 
hearts,  and  eyes  almost  sightless  with  fatigue  and  terror. 


CHAPTER  LIX. 

HASTE  AND   PERIL. 

THE  rush  of  feet  among  the  leaves  grew  every  moment  closer 
and  closer  upon  them,  and  now  they  heard  the  breathing  of 
their  pursuer — the  sounds  came  near — nearer — they  ap- 
proached— they  reached  them. 

"  Oh,  God !  they  are  up  with  us — they  are  upon  us,5'  said 
Mary,  stumbling  blindly  onward,  and  at  the  same  moment 
she  felt  something  laid  heavily  upon  her  shoulder — she 
tottered — her  strength  forsook  her,  and  she  fell  helplessly 
among  the  branching  roots  of  the  old  trees. 

"My  lady — oh,  my  lady — thank  God,  it's  only  the  dog," 
cried  Flora  Guy,  clapping  her  hands  in  grateful  ecstasies; 
and  at  the  same  time,  Mary  felt  a  cold  nose  thrust  under  her 
neck  and  her  chin  and  cheeks  licked  by  her  old  favourite, 
poor  Rover.  More  dead  than  alive,  she  raised  herself  again  to 
her  feet,  and  before  her  sat  the  great  old  dog,  his  tail  sweeping 
the  rustling  leaves  in  wide  circles,  and  his  good-humoured 
tongue  lolling  from  among  his  ivory  fangs.  With  many  a  frisk 
and  bound  the  fine  dog  greeted  his  long-lost  mistress,  and 
seemed  resolved  to  make  himself  one  of  the  party. 

"  No,  no,  poor  Rover,"  said  Mary,  hurriedly — "  we  have 
rambled  our  last  together — home,  Rover,  home." 

The  old  dog  looked  wonderingly  in  the  face  of  his  mistress. 

"Home,  Rover — home,"  repeated  she,  and  the  noble  dog 
did  credit  to  his  good  training  by  turning  dejectedly,  and 
proceeding  at  a  slow,  broken  trot  homeward,  after  stopping, 
however,  and  peeping  round  his  shoulder,  as  though  in  the 
hope  of  some  signal  relentingly  inviting  his  return. 

Thus  relieved  of  their  immediate  fears,  the  two  fugitives, 
weak,  exhausted,  and  breathless,  reached  the  great  gate,  and 


Haste  and  Peril.  297 

found  themselves  at  length  upon  the  high  road.  Here  they 
ventured  to  check  their  speed,  and  pursue  their  way  at  a  pace 
which  enabled  them  to  recover  breath  and  strength,  but  still 
fearfully  listening  for  any  sound  indicative  of  pursuit. 

The  moon  was  high  in  the  heavens,  but  the  dark,  drifting 
scud  was  sailing  across  her  misty  disc,  and  giving  to  her  light 
the  character  of  ceaseless  and  ever  varying  uncertainty.  The 
road  on  which  they  walked  was  that  which  led  to  Dublin  city, 
and  from  each  side  was  embowered  by  tall  old  trees,  and 
rudely  fenced  by  unequal  grassy  banks.  They  had  proceeded 
nearly  half-a-mile  without  encountering  any  living  being, 
when  they  heard,  suddenly,  a  little  way  before  them,  the  sharp 
clang  of  horses'  hoofs  upon  the  road,  and  shortly  after,  the 
moon  shining  forth  for  a  moment,  revealed  distinctly  the  forms 
of  two  horsemen  approaching  at  a  slow  trot. 

"  As  sure  as  light,  my  lady,  it's  they,"  said  Flora  Guy,  "  I 
know  Sir  Henry's  grey  horse — don't  stop,  my  lady — don't  try 
to  hide — just  draw  the  hood  over  your  head,  and  walk  on 
steady  with  me,  and  they'll  never  mind  us,  but  pass  on." 

With  a  throbbing  heart,  Mary  obeyed  her  companion,  and 
they  walked  side  by  side  by  the  edge  of  the  grassy  bank  and 
under  the  tall  trees — the  distance  between  them  and  the  two 
mounted  figures  momentarily  diminishing. 

"  1  say  he's  as  lame  as  a  hop-jack,"  cried  the  well-known 
voice  of  Nicholas  Blarden,  as  they  approached — "  hav'n't  you 
an  eye  in  your  head,  you  mouth,  you — look  there — another 
false  step,  by  Jove." 

Just  at  this  moment  the  girls,  looking  neither  to  the  right 
nor  left,  and  almost  sinking  with  fear,  were  passing  them  by. 
"  Stop  you,  one  of  you,  will  you  ?  "  said  Blarden,  addressing 
them,  and  at  the  same  time  reining  in  his  horse. 

Flora  Guy  stopped,  and  making  a  slight  curtsey,  awaited 
his  further  pleasure,  while  Mary  Ashwoode,  with  faltering 
steps  and  almost  dead  with  terror,  walked  slowly  on. 

"  Have  you  light  enough  to  see  a  stone  in  a  horse's  hoof, 
my  dimber  hen  ?— have  you,  I  say  ?  " 

"  Yes,  sir,"  faltered  the  girl,  with  another  curtsey,  and  not 
venturing  to  raise  her  voice,  for  fear  of  detection. 

"Well,  look  into  them  all  in  turn,  will  you?"  continued 
Blarden,  "while  I  walk  the  beast  a  bit.     Do  you  see  any- 
thing ?  is  there  a  stone  there  ?— is  there  ?  " 
"  No,  sir,"  said  she  again,  with  a  curtsey. 
"  No,  sir,''  echoed  he—"  but  I  say  '  yes,  sir,'  and  I'll  take 
my  oath  of  it.     D — n  it,  it  can't  be  a  strain.     Get  down,  Ash- 
woode,  I  say,  and  look  to  it  yourself ;  these  blasted  women 
are  fit  for  nothing  but  darning  old  stockings — get  down,  I  say, 
Ashwoode." 

Without  awaiting   for  any  more   formal  dismissal,   Flora 


298  The  "Cock  and  Anchor'' 

Guy  walked  quickly  on,  and  speedily  overtook  her  companion, 
and  side  by  side  they  continued  to  go  at  the  same  moderate 
pace,  until  a  sudden  turn  in  the  road  interposing  trees  and 
bushes  between  them  and  the  two  horsemen,  they  renewed 
their  flight  at  the  swiftest  pace  which  their  exhausted  strength 
could  sustain ;  and  need  had  they  to  exert  their  utmost  speed, 
for  greater  dangers  than  they  had  yet  escaped  were  still  to 
follow. 

Meanwhile  Nicholas  Blarden  and  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode 
mended  their  pace,  and  proceeded  at  a  brisk  trot  toward  the 
manor  of  Morley  Court.  Both  rode  on  more  than  commonly 
silent,  and  whenever  Blarden  spoke,  it  was  with  something 
more  than  his  usual  savage  -moroseness.  No  doubt  their 
rapid  approach  to  the  scene  where  their  hellish  cruelty  and 
oppression  were  to  be  completed,  did  not  serve  either  to  ex- 
hilarate their  spirits  or  to  soothe  the  asperities  of  Blarden's 
ruffian  temper.  Now  and  then,  indeed,  he  did  indulge  in  a 
few  flashes  of  savage  exulting  glee  at  his  anticipated  triumph 
over  the  hereditary  pride  of  Sir  Henry,  against  whom,  with 
all  a  coward's  rancour,  he  still  cherished  a  "  lodged  hate,"  and 
in  mortifying  and  insulting  whom  his  kestrel  heart  delighted 
and  rioted  with  joy.  As  they  approached  the  ancient  avenue, 
as  if  by  mutual  consent,  they  both  drew  bridle  and  reduced 
their  pace  to  a  walk. 

"  You  shall  be  present  and  give  her  away — do  you  mind  ?  " 
said  Blarden,  abruptly  breaking  silence. 

"  There's  no  need  for  that — surely  there  is  none  ?  "  said 
Ashwoode. 

"  Need  or  no  need,  it's  my  humour/'  replied  Blarden. 

"  I've  suffered  enough  already  in  this  matter,"  replied  Sir 
Henry,  bitterly ;  "  there's  no  use  in  heaping  gratuitous 
annoyances  and  degradation  upon  me." 

"  Ho,  ho,  running  rusty,"  exclaimed  Blarden,  with  the  harsh 
laugh  of  coarse  insult — "  running  rusty,  eh  ?  I  thought  you 
were  broken  in  by  this  time — paces  learned  and  mouth  made, 
eh  ? — take  care,  take  care." 

"  I  say,"  repeated  Ashwood,  impetuously,  "  you  can  have 
no  object  in  compelling  my  presence,  except  to  torment 
me." 

"  Well,  suppose  I  allow  that — what  then,  eh  ? — ho,  ho  ! '' 
retorted  Blarden. 

Sir  Henry  did  not  reply,  but  a  strange  fancy  crossed  his 
mind. 

"  I  say,"  resumed  Blarden,  "  I'll  have  no  argument  about 
it;  I  choose  it,  and  what  I  choose  must  be  done — that's 
enough." 

The  road  was  silent  and  deserted ;  no  sound,  save  the 
ringing  of  their  own  horses'  hoofs  upon  the  stones,  disturbed 


The  Untreasured  Chamber.  299 

the  stillness  of  the  air;  dark,  ragged  clouds  obscured  the 
waning  moon,  and  the  shadows  were  deepened  further  by 
the  stooping  branches  of  the  tall  trees  which  guarded  the 
road  on  either  side.  Ashwoode's  hand  rested  upon  the 
pommel  of  his  holster  pistol,  and  by  his  side  moved  the 
wretch  whose  cunning  and  ferocity  had  dogged  and  destroyed 
him — with  startling  vividness  the  suggestion  came.  His 
eyes  rested  upon  the  dusky  form  of  his  companion,  all  cal- 
culations of  consequences  faded  away  from  his  remem- 
brance, and  yielding  to  the  dark,  dreadful  influence  which 
was  upon  him,  he  clutched  the  weapon  with  a  deadly 
gripe. 

"  What  are  you  staring  at  me  for  ? — am  I  a  stone  wall, 
eh  ? "  exclaimed  Blarden,  who  instinctively  perceived  some- 
thing odd  in  Ashwoode's  air  and  attitude,  spite  of  the 
obscurity  in  which  they  rode. 

The  spell  was  broken.  Ashwoode  felt  as  if  awaking  from  a 
dream,  and  looked  fearfully  round,  almost  expecting  to  behold 
the  visible  presence  of  the  principle  of  mischief  by  his  side,  so 
powerful  and  vivid  had  been  the  satanic  impulse  of  the 
moment  before. 

They  turned  into  the  great  avenue  through  which  so  lately 
the  fugitives  had  fearfully  sped. 

"  "We're  at  home  now,"  cried  Blarden  ;  "  come,  be  brisk,  will 
you  P  "  And  so  saying,  he  struck  Ashwoode's  horse  a  heavy 
blow  with  his  whip.  The  spirited  animal  reared  and  bolted, 
and  finally  started  at  a  gallop  down  the  broad  avenue  towards 
the  mansion,  and  at  the' same  pace  Nicholas  Blarden  also 
thundered  to  the  hall  door. 


CHAPTER  LX. 

THE   UNTREASURED    CHAMBER. 

THEIR  obstreperous  summons  at  the  door  was  speedily 
answered,  and  the  two  cavaliers  stood  in  the  hall. 

"  Well,  all's  right,  I  suppose  ?  "  inquired  Blarden,  tossing 
his  gloves  and  hat  upon  the  table. 

"  Yes,  sir,''  replied  the  servant,  "  all  but  the  lady's  maid  ; 
Mr.  Chancey's  been  calling  for  her  these  five  minutes  and 
more,  and  we  can't  find  her." 

"How's  this — all  the  doors  locked?"  inquired  Blarden 
vehemently. 

"  Ay,  sir,  every  one  of  them,"  replied  the  man. 

"  Who  has  the  keys  ?  "  asked  Blarden. 


300  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor. ' ' 

"  Mr.  Chancey,  sir,"  replied  the  servant. 

"  Did  he  allow  them  out  of  his  keeping— did  he  ?  "  urged 
Blarden. 

"No,  sir— not  a  moment — for  he  was  saying  this  very- 
minute,"  answered  the  domestic,  "  he  had  them  in  his  pocket, 
and  the  key  of  Miss  Mary's  room  along  with  them ;  he  took 
it  from  Flora  Guy,  the  maid,  scarce  a  quarter  of  an  hour  ago." 

"Then  all  is  right,"  said  Blarden,  while  the  momentary 
blackness  of  suspicion  passed  from  his  face,  "  the  girl's  in 
some  hole  or  corner  of  this  lumbering  old  barrack,  but  here 
comes  Chancey  himself,  what's  all  the  fuss  about — who's  in 
the  upper  room — the — the  boudoir,  eh?"  he  continued, 
addressing  the  barrister,  who  was  sneaking  downstairs  with  a 
candle  in  his  hand,  and  looking  unusually  sallow. 

"The  Eeverend  Ebenezer  and  one  of  the  lads — they're 
sitting  there,"  answered  Chancey,  "but  we  can't  find  that 
little  girl,  Flora  Guy,  anywhere.'' 

"  Have  you  the  keys  ?  "  asked  Blarden. 

"  Ay,  dear  me,  to  be  sure  I  have,  except  the  one  that  I  gave 
to  little  Bat  there,  to  let  you  in  this  minute.  I  have  the 
three  other  keys ;  dear  me — dear  me — what  could  ail  me  ?  " 
And  so  saying,  Chancey  slapped  the  skirt  of  his  coat  slightly 
so  as  to  make  them  jingle  in  his  pocket. 

"  The  windows  are  all  fast  and  safe  as  the  wall  itself — 
screwed  down,"  observed  Blarden,  "  let's  see  the  keys — show 
them  here." 

Chancey  accordingly  drew  them  from  his  pocket,  and  laid 
them  on  the  table. 

"  There's  the  three  of  them,"  observed  he,  calmly. 

"Have  you  no  more  ?"  inquired  Blarden,  lookingrather  aghast. 

"  No,  indeed,  the  devil  a  one,"  replied  Chancey,  thrusting 
his  arm  to  the  elbow  in  his  coat  pocket. 

"D — n  me,  but  I  think  this  is  the  key  of  the  cellar," 
ejaculated  Blarden,  in  a  tone  which  energized  even  the  apa- 
thetic lawyer,  "  come  here,  Ashwoode,  what  key's  this  ?  " 

"  It  is  the  cellar  key,"  said  Ashwoode,  in  a  faltering  voice 
and  turning  very  pale. 

"  Try  your  pockets  for  another,  and  find  it,  or  • ."     The 

aposiopesis  was  alarming,  and  Blarden's  direction  was  obeyed 
instantaneously. 

"  I  declare  to  God,"  said  Chancey,  much  alarmed,  "  I  have 
but  the  three,  and  that  in  the  door  makes  four. 

"You  d d  oaf,"  said  Blarden,  between  his  set  teeth,  "if 

you  have  botched  this  business,  I'll  let  you  know  for  what. 
Ashwoode,  which  of  the  keys  is  missing  ?  " 

After  a  moment's  hesitation,  Ashwoode  led  the  way  through 
the  passage  which  Mary  and  her  companion  had  so  lately 
traversed. 


The  Untreasured  Chamber.  301 

"  That's  the  door,''  said  he,  pointing  to  that  through  which 
the  escape  had  been  effected. 

"  And  what's  this  ?  "  cried  Blarden,  shouldering  past  Sir 
Henry,  and  raising  something  from  the  ground,  just  by  the 
door-post,  "  a  handkerchief,  and  marked,  too—  it's  the  young 
lady's  own — give  me  the  key  of  the  lady's  chamber,"  con- 
tinued he,  in  a  low  changed  voice,  which  had,  in  the 
ears  of  the  barrister,  something  more  unpleasant  still  than 
his  loudest  and  harshest  tones — "  give  me  the  key,  and  follow 
me." 

He  clutched  it,  and  followed  by  the  terror-stricken  barrister, 
and  by  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode,  he  retraced  his  steps,  and  scaled 
the  stairs  with  hurried  and  lengthy  strides.  Without  stopping 
to  glance  at  the  form  of  the  still  slumbering  drunkard,  or  to 
question  the  servant  who  sat  opposite,  on  the  chair  recently 
occupied  by  Chancey,  he  strode  directly  to  the  door  of  Mary 
Ashwoode's  sleeping  apartment,  opened  it,  and  stood  in  an 
untenanted  chamber. 

For  a  moment  he  paused,  aghast  and  motionless ;  he  ran  to 
the  bed — still  warm  with  the  recent  pressure  of  his  intended 
victim — the  room  was,  indeed,  deserted.  He  turned  round, 
absolutely  black  and  speechless  with  rage.  As  he  advanced, 
the  wretched  barrister — the  tool  of  his  worst  schemes — cowered 
back  in  terror.  Without  speaking  one  word,  Blarden  clutched 
him  by  the  throat,  and  hurled  him  with  his  whole  power  back- 
ward. With  tremendous  force  he  descended  with  his  head 
upon  the  bar  of  the  grate,  and  thence  to  the  hearthstone ; 
there,  breathless,  powerless,  and  to  all  outward  seeming  a 
livid  corpse,  lay  the  devil's  cast-off  servant,  the  red  blood 
trickling  fast  from  ears,  nose,  and  mouth.  Not  waiting  to 
see  whether  Chancey  was  alive  or  dead,  Mr.  Blarden  seized 
the  brandy  flask  and  dashed  it  in  the  face  of  the  stupid 
drunkard — who,  disturbed  by  the  fearful  hubbub,  was  just 
beginning  to  open  his.eyes — and  leaving  that  reverend  person- 
age drenched  in  blood  and  brandy,  to  take  care  of  his  boon 
companion  as  best  he  might,  Blarden  strode  down  the  stairs, 
followed  by  Ashwoode  and  the  servants. 

"  Get  horses — horses  all,"  shouted  he,  "  to  the  stables — by 
Jove,  it  was  they  we  met  on  the  road — the  two  girls — quick  to 
the  stables — whoever  catches  them  shall  have  his  hat  full  of 
crowns." 

Led  by  Blarden,  they  all  hurried  to  the  stables,  where  they 
found  the  horses  unsaddled. 

"On  with  the  saddles — for  your  life  be  quick,''  cried 
Blarden,  "  four  horses — fresh  ones." 

While  uttering  his  furious  mandates,  with  many  a  blasphe- 
mous imprecation,  he  aided  the  preparations  himself,  and  with 
hands  that  trembled,  with  eagerness  and  rage,  he  drew  the 


302  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor" 

girths,  and  buckled  the  bridles,  and  in  almost  less  than  a 
minute,  the  four  horses  were  led  out  upon  the  broken  pave- 
ment of  the  stable-yard. 

"  Mind,  boys,"  cried  Blarden,  "  they  are  two  mad-women — 
escaped  mad-women — ride  for  your  lives.  Ashwoode,  do  you 
take  the  right,  and  I'll  take  the  left  when  we  come  on  the 
road — do  you  follow  me,  Tony — and  Dick,  do  you  go  with  Sir 
Henry — and,  now,  devil  take  the  hindmost."  With  these 
words  he  plunged  the  spurs  into  his  horse's  flanks,  and  with 
the  speed  of  a  thunder  blast,  they  all  rode  helter-skelter,  in 
pursuit  of  their  human  prey. 


CHAPTER   LXI. 

THE   CART   AND   THE   STRAW. 

WHILE  this  was  passing,  the  two  girls  continued  their  flight 
toward  Dublin  city.  They  had  not  long  passed  Ashwoode 
and  Nicholas  Blarden,  when  Mary's  strength  entirely  failed, 
and  she  was  forced  first  to  moderate  her  pace  to  a  walk,  and 
finally  to  stop  altogether  and  seat  herself  upon  the  bank  which 
sloped  abruptly  down  to  the  road. 

"  Flora,"  said  she,  faintly.  "  I  am  quite  exhausted — my 
strength  is  entirely  gone ;  I  must  perforce  rest  myself  and  take 
breath  here  for  a  few  minutes,  and  then,  with  God's  help,  I 
shall  again  have  power  to  proceed." 

"  Do  so,  my  lady,"  said  Flora,  taking  her  stand  beside  her 
mistress,  "  and  I'll  watch  and  listen  here  by  you.  Hish  ! 
don't  I  hear  the  sound  of  a  car  on  the  road  before  us  ?  " 

So,  indeed,  it  seemed,  and  at  no  great  distance  too.  The 
road,  however,  just  where  they  had  placed  themselves,  made  a 
sweep  which  concealed  the  vehicle,  whatever  it  might  be, 
effectually  from  their  sight.  The  girl  clambered  to  the  top  of 
the  bank,  and  thence  commanding  a  view  of  that  part  of  the 
highway  which  beneath  was  hidden  from  sight,  she  beheld, 
two  or  three  hundred  yards  in  advance  of  them,  a  horse  and 
cart,  the  driver  of  which  was  seated  upon-  the  shaft,  slowly 
wending  along  in  the  direction  of  the  city. 

"  My  lady,"  said  she,  descending  from  her  post  of  observa- 
tion, "  if  you  have  strength  to  run  on  for  only  a  few  perches 
more  of  the  road,  we'll  be  up  with  a  car,  and  get  a  lift  into 
town  without  any  more  trouble  ;  try  it,  my  lady." 

Accordingly  they  again  set  forth,  and  after  a  few  minutes' 
further  exertion,  they  came  up  with  the  vehicle  and  accosted 
the  driver,  a  countryman,  with  a  short  pipe  in  his  mouth, 
who,  with  folded  arms,  sat  listlessly  upon  the  shaft. 


The  Cart  and  the  Straw.  303 

"  Honest  man,  God  bless  you,  and  give  us  a  bit  of  a  lift," 
said  Flora  Guy  ;  "  we've  come  a  long  way  and  very  fast,  and 
we  are  fairly  tired  to  death." 

The  countryman  drew  the  halter  which  he  held,  and  uttering 
an  unspellable  sound,  addressed  to  his  horse,  succeeded  in 
bringing  him  and  the  vehicle  to  a  standstill. 

"Never  say  it  twiste,5'  said  he;  "get  up,  and  welcome. 
Wait  a  bit,  till  I  give  the  straw  a  turn  for  yees ;  not  for  it ; 
step  on  the  wheel ;  don't  be  in  dread,  he  won't  move." 

So  saying,  he  assisted  Mary  Ashwoode  into  the  rude  vehicle, 
and  not  without  wondering  cariosity,  for  the  hand  which  she 
extended  to  him  was  white  and  slender,  and  glittered  in  the 
moonlight  with  jewelled  rings.  Flora  Guy  followed;  but 
before  the  cart  was  again  in  motion,  they  distinctly  heard  the 
far-off  clatter  of  galloping  hoofs  upon  the  road.  Their  fears 
too  truly  accounted  for  these  sounds. 

"  Merciful  God  !  we  are  pursued,"  said  Mary  Ashwoode ;  and 
then  turning  to  the  driver,  she  continued,  with  an  agony  of 
imploring  terror — "  as  you  look  for  pity  at  the  dreadful  hour 
when  all  shall  need  it,  do  not  betray  us.  If  it  be  as  I  suspect, 
we  are  pursued — pursued  with  an  evil — a  dreadful  purpose.  I 
had  rather  die  a  thousand  deaths  than  fall  into  the  hands  of 
those  who  are  approaching." 

"  Never  fear,"  interrupted  the  man ;  "  lie  down  flat  both  of 
you  in  the  cart  and  I'll  hide  you — never  fear." 

They  obeyed  his  directions,  and  he  spread  over  their 
prostrate  bodies  a  covering  of  straw ;  not  quite  so  thick, 
however,  as  their  fears  would  have  desired  ;  and  thus  screened, 
they  awaited  the  approach  of  those  whom  they  rightly 
conjectured  to  be  in  hot  pursuit  of  them.  The  man  re- 
sumed his  seat  upon  the  shaft,  and  once  more  the  cart  was 
in  motion. 

Meanwhile,  the  sharp  and  rapid  clang  of  the  hoofs  ap- 
proached, and  before  the  horsemen  had  reached  them,  the  voice 
of  Nicholas  Blarden  was  shouting — 

"  Holloa — holloa,  honest  fellow — saw  you  two  young  women 
on  the  road?" 

There  was  scarcely  time  allowed  for  an  answer,  when  the 
thundering  clang  of  the  iron  hoofs  resounded  beside  the  con- 
veyance in  which  the  fugitives  were  lying,  and  the  horsemen 
both,  with  a  sudden  and  violent  exertion,  brought  their 
beasts  to  a  halt,  and  so  abruptly,  that  although  thrown  back 
upon  their  haunches,  the  horses  slid  on  for  several  yards  upon 
the  hard  road,  by  the  mere  impetus  of  their  former  speed, 
knocking  showers  of  fire  flakes  from  the  stones. 

"  I  say,''  repeated  Blarden,  "did  two  girls  pass  you  on  the 
road— did  you  see  them  ?  " 

"  Divil  a  sign  of  a  girl  I  see,"  replied  the  man,  carelessly  ; 


304  The  "Cock  and  Anchor'' 

and  to  their  infinite  relief,  the  two  fugitives  heard  their 
pursuer,  with  a  muttered  curse,  plunge  forward  upon  his  way. 
This  relief,  however,  was  but  momentary,  for  checking  his 
horse  again,  Blarden  returned. 

"  I  say,  my  good  chap,  I  passed  you  before  to-night,  not 
ten  minutes  since,  on  my  way  out  of  town,  not  half-a-mile 
from  this  spot — the  girls  were  running  this  way,  and  if 
they're  between  this  and  the  gate — they  must  have  passed 
you." 

"  Devil  a  girl  I  seen  this Oh,  begorra  !  you're  right, 

sure  enough,"  said  the  driver — "  what  the  devil  was  I  thinkin' 
about — two  girls — one  of  them  tall  and  slim,  with  rings 
on  her  fingers — and  the  other  a  short,  active  bit  of  a 
colleen  ?  " 

"  Ay — ay — ay,"  cried  Blarden. 

"  Sure  enough  they  did  overtake  me,"  said  the  man,  "  shortly 
after  I  passed  two  gentlemen — I  suppose  you  are  one  of  them 
— and  the  little  one  axed  me  the  direction  of  Harold's-cross-*- 
and  when  I  showed  it  to  them,  bedad  they  both  made  no  more 
bones  about  it,  but  across  the  ditch  with  them,  an'  away  over 
the  fields — they're  half-way  there  by  this  time — it  was  jist 
down  there  by  the  broken  bridge — they  were  quare-looking 
girls.'' 

"  It  would  be  d d  odd  if  they  were  not — they're  both 

mad,"  replied  Blarden  ;  "  thank  you  for  your  hint.'' 

And  so  saying,  as  he  turned  his  horse's  head  in  the  direction 
indicated,  he  chucked  a  crown  piece  into  the  cart.  As  the 
conveyance  proceeded,  they  heard  the  driver  soliloquizing  with 
evident  satisfaction — 

"  Bedad,  they'll  have  a  plisint  serenade  through  the  fields, 
the  two  of  them,"  observed  he,  standing  upon  the  shafts,  and 
watching  the  progress  of  the  two  horsemen — "  there  they  go, 
begorra — over  the  ditch  with  them.  Oh,  by  the  hokey,  the 
sarvint  boy's  down — the  heart's  blood  iv  a  toss — an'  oh,  bloody 
wars !  see  the  skelp  iv  the  whip  the  big  chap  gives  him — 
there  they  go  again  down  the  slope — now  for  it — over  the 
gripe  with  them — well  done,  bedad,  and  into  the  green  lane 
— devil  take  the  bushes,  I  can't  see  another  sight  iv  them, 
f  oung  women,''  he  continued,  again  assuming  his  sitting 
position,  and  replacing  his  pipe  in  the  corner  of  his  mouth 
— "all's  safe  now — they're  clean  out  of  sight — you  may  get 
up,  miss." 

Accordingly,  Mary  Ashwoode  and  Flora  Guy  raised  them- 
selves. 

"  Here,"  said  the  latter,  extending  her  hand  toward  the 
driver,  "  here's  the  silver  he  threw  to  you." 

"  I  wisht  I  could  aim  as  much  every  day  as  aisily,"  said  the 
man,  securing  his  prize ;  "  that  chap  has  raal  villiany  in 


The  Cart  and  the  Straw.  305 

his  face ;  he  looks  so  like  ould  Nick,  I'm  half  afeard  to  take 
his  money  ;  the  crass  of  Christ  about  us,  I  never  seen  such  a 
face." 

"  You're  an  honest  boy  at  any  rate,"  said  Flora  Guy,  "  you 
brought  us  safe  through  the  danger." 

"  An'  why  wouldn't  I— what  else  'id  I  do  ?  "  rejoined  the 
countryman  ;  "  it  wasn't  for  to  sell  you  I  was  goin'." 

"  You  have  earned  my  gratitude  for  ever,"  said  Mary  Ash- 
woode  ;  "  ray  thanks,  my  prayers ;  you  have  saved  me  ;  your 
generosity,  and  humanity,  and  pity,  have  delivered  me  from 
the  deadliest  peril  that  ever  yet  overtook  living  creature. 
God  bless  you  for  it." 

She  removed  a  ring  from  her  finger,  and  added — "Take 
this ;  nay,  do  not  refuse  so  poor  an  acknowledgment  for 
services  inestimable." 

"  No,  miss,  no,"  rejoined  the  countryman,  warmly,  "  I'll 
not  take  it ;  I'll  not  have  it ;  do  you  think  I  could  do  any- 
tning  else  but  what  I  did,  and  you  putting  yourself  into  my 
hands  the  way  you  did,  and  trusting  to  me,  and  laving 
yourselves  in  my  power  intirely?  I'm  not  a  Turk,  nor  an 
unnatural  Jew;  may  the  devil  have  me,  body  and  soul, 
the  hour  I  take  money,  or  money's  worth,  for  doin'  the 
like."  ^ 

Seeing  the  man  thus  resolved,  she  forbore  to  irritate  him 
by  further  pressing  the  jewel  on  his  acceptance,  and  he, 
probably  to  put  an  end  to  the  controversy,  began  to  shake  and 
chuck  the  rope  halter  with  extraordinary  vehemence,  and  at 
the  same  time  with  the  heel  of  his  brogue,  to  stimulate  the 
lagging  jade,  accompanying  the  application  with  a  sustained 
hissing ;  the  combined  effect  of  all  which  was  to  cause  the 
animal  to  break  into  a  kind  of  hobbling  canter  ;  and  so  they 
rumbled  and  clattered  over  the  stony  road,  until  at  length 
their  charioteer  checked  the  progress  of  his  vehicle  before  the 
hospitable  door- way  of  "  The  Bleeding  Horsa" — the  little  inn 
to  which,  in  the  commencement  of  these  records,  we  have 
already  introduced  the  reader. 

"  Hould  that,  if  you  plase,"  said  he,  placing  the  end  of  the 
halter  in  Flora  Guy's  hand,  "an'  don't  let  him  loose,  or  he'll 
be  makin'  for  the  grass  and  have  you  upset  in  the  ditch.  I'll 
not  be  a  minute  in  here  ;  and  maybe  the  young  lady  and 
yourself  'id  take  a  drop  of  something ;  the  evenin's  mighty 
chill  entirely." 

They  both,  of  course,  declined  the  hospitable  proposal,  and 
their  conductor,  leaving  them  on  the  cart,  entered  the  little 
hostelry  ;  outside  the  door  were  two  or  three  cars  and  horses, 
whose  owners  were  boosing  within  ;  and  feeling  some  return  of 
confidence  in  the  consciousness  that  they  were  in  the  neigh- 
bourhood of  persons  who  could,  and  probably  would,  protect 


306  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

them,  should  occasion  arise,  Mary  Ashwoode,  with  her  light 
mantle  drawn  around  her,  and  the  hood  over  her  head,  sat 
along  with  her  faithful  companion,  awaiting  his  return,  under 
the  embowering  shadow  of  the  old  trees. 

"  Flora,  I  am  sorely  perplexed ;  I  know  not  whither  to  go 
when  we  have  reached  the  city,"  said  Mary,  addressing  her 
companion  in  a  low  tone.  "  I  have  but  one  female  relative 
residing  in  Dublin,  and  she  would  believe,  and  think,  and  do, 
just  as  iny  brother  might  wish  to  make  her.  Oh,  woeful  hour  ! 
that  it  should  ever  come  to  this — that  I  should  fear  to  trust 
another  because  she  is  my  own  brother's  friend." 

She  had  hardly  ceased  to  speak  when  a  small  man,  with  his 
cocked  hat  set  somewhat  rakishly  on  one  side,  stepped  forth 
from  the  little  inn  door;  he  had  just  lighted  his  pipe,  and  was 
inhaling  its  smoke  with  anxious  attention  lest  the  spark  which 
he  cherished  should  expire  before  the  ignition  of  the  weed 
became  sufficiently  general ;  his  walk  was  therefore  slow  and 
interrupted ;  the  top  of  his  finger  tenderly  moved  the  kindling 
tobacco,  and  his  two  eyes  squinted  with  intense  absorption  at 
the  bowl  of  the  pipe ;  by  the  time  he  had  reached  the  back  of  the 
cart  in  which  Mary  Ashwoode  and  her  attendant  were  seated, 
his  labours  were  crowned  by  complete  success,  as  was  attested 
by  the  dense  volumes  of  smoke  which  at  regular  intervals  he 
puffed  forth.  He  carried  a  cutting-whip  under  his  arm,  and 
was  directing  his  steps  toward  a  horse  which,  with  its  bridle 
thrown  over  a  gate-post,  was  patiently  awaiting  his  return. 
As  he  passed  the  rude  vehicle  in  which  the  two  fugitives  were 
couched,  he  happened  to  pause  for  a  moment,  and  Mary 
thought  she  recognized  the  figure  before  her  as  that  of  an  old 
acquaintance. 

"  Is  that  Larry — Larry  Toole  ?  "  inquired  she. 

"  It's  myself,  sure  enough,"  rejoined  that  identical  person- 
age ;  "  an'  who  are  you — a  woman,  to  be  sure,  who  else  'id  be 
axin'  for  me  ?  " 

"  Larry,  don't  you  know  me  ?  "  said  she. 

"  Divil  a  taste,"  replied  he.  "  I  only  see  you're  a  female  av 
coorse,  why  wouldn't  you,  for,  by  the  piper  that  played 
before  Moses,  I'm  never  out  of  one  romance  till  I'm  into 
another." 

"  Larry,"  said  she,  lowering  her  voice,  "  it  is  Miss  Ashwoode 
who  speaks  to  you." 

"Don't  be  funnin'  me,  can't  you?"  rejoined  Larry,  rather 
pettishly.  "  I've  got  enough  iv  the  thricks  iv  women  latterly  ; 
an'  too  much.  I'm  a  raal  marthyr  to  famale  mineuvers ; 
there's  a  bump  on  my  head  as  big  as  a  goose's  egg,  glory  be  to 
God  !  an'  my  bones  is  fairly  aching  with  what  I've  gone 
through  by  raison  iv  confidin'  myself  to  the  mercy  of  women. 
Oh  thunder " 


The  Cart  and  the  Straw.  307 

"  I  tell  you,  Larry,"  repeated  Mary,  "  I  am,  indeed,  Miss 
Ashwoode." 

"  No,  but  who  are  you,  in  earnest  ? "  urged  Larry  Toole  ; 
"  can't  you  put  me  out  iv  pain  at  wonst ;  upon  my  sowl  I  don'fc 
know  you  from  Moses  this  blessed  minute." 

"  Well,  Larry,  although  you  cannot  recognize  my  voice,"  said 
she,  turning  back  her  hood  so  as  to  reveal  her  pale  features  in 
the  moonlight,  "  you  have  not  forgotten  my  face." 

"  Oh,  blessed  hour !  Miss  Mary,"  exclaimed  Larry,  in  un- 
feigned amazement,  while  he  hurriedly  thrust  his  pipe  into 
his  pocket,  and  respectfully  doffed  his  hat. 

"  Hush,  hush,"  said  Mary,  with  a  gesture  of  caution.  "  Put 
on  your  hat,  too ;  I  wish  to  escape  observation ;  put  it  on, 
Larry ;  it  is  my  wish." 

Larry  reluctantly  complied. 

"  Can  you  tell  me  where  in  town  my  uncle  O'Leary  is  to  be 
found  ?  "  inquired  she,  eagerly. 

Bedad,  Miss  Mary,  he  isn't  in  town  at  all,''  replied  the  man; 
"  they  say  he  married  a  widdy  lady  about  ten  days  ago  ;  at 
any  rate  he's  gone  out  of  town  more  than  a  week ;  I  didn't 
hear  where." 

"  I  know  not  whither  to  turn  for  help  or  counsel,  Flora," 
said  she,  despairingly,  "  my  best  friend  is  gone." 

"  Well,"  said  Larry — who,  though  entirely  ignorant  of  the 
exact  nature  of  the  young  lady's  fears,  had  yet  quite  sufficient 
shrewdness  to  perceive  that  she  was,  indeed,  involved  in  some 
emergency  of  extraordinary  difficulty  and  peril — "  well,  miss, 
maybe  if  you'd  take  a  fool's  advice  for  once,  it  might  turn  out 
best,"  said  Larry.  "  There's  an  ould  gentleman  that  knows  all 
about  your  family  ;  he  was  out  at  the  manor,  and  had  a  long 
discoorse,  himself  and  Sir  Richard — God  rest  him — a  short 
time  before  the  ould  masther  died ;  the  gentleman's  name  is 
Audley ;  and,  though  he  never  seen  you  but  once,  he  wishes 
you  well,  and  'id  go  a  long  way  to  sarve  you ;  an'  above  all, 
he's  a  raal  rock  iv  sinse.  I'm  not  bad  myself,  but,  begorra, 
I'm  nothin'  but  a  fool  beside  him ;  now  do  you,  Miss  Mary, 
and  the  young  girl  that's  along  with  you,  jist  come  in  here ; 
you  can  have  a  snug  little  room  to  yourselves,  and  I'll  go  into 
town  and  have  the  ould  gentleman  out  withyou  before  you  know 
what  you're  about,  or  where  you  are ;  he'll  ax  no  more  than 
the  wind  iv  the  word  to  bring  him  here  in  a  brace  iv  shakes  ; 
and  my  name's  not  Larry  if  he  don't  give  you  suparior 
advice." 

A  slight  thing  determines  a  mind  perplexed  and  despond- 
ing ;  and  Mary  Ashwoode,  feeling  that  whatever  objection 
might  well  be  started  against  the  plan  proposed  by  Larry 
Toole,  yet  felt  that,  were  it  rejected,  she  had  none  better  to 
follow  in  its  stead ;  anything  rather  than  run  the  risk  of 

x  2 


308  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor." 

being  placed  again  in  her  brother's  keeping;  there  was  no 
time  for  deliberation,  and  therefore  she  at  once  adopted  the 
suggestion.  Larry,  accordingly,  conducted  them  into  the 
little  inn,  and  consigned  them  to  the  care  of  a  haggard, 
slovenly  girl,  who,  upon  a  hint  from  that  gentleman,  con- 
ducted them  to  a  little  chamber,  up  a  flight  of  stairs,  looking 
out  upon  the  back  yard,  where,  with  a  candle  and  a  scanty 
fire,  she  left  the  two  anxious  fugitives ;  and,  as  she  descended, 
they  heard  the  clank  of  the  iron  shoes,  as  Larry  spurred  his 
horse  into  a  hard  gallop,  speeding  like  the  wind  upon  his 
mission. 

The  receding  sounds  of  his  rapid  progress  had,  however, 
hardly  ceased  to  be  heard,  when  the  fears  and  anxieties  which 
had  been  for  a  moment  forgotten,  returned  with  heavier  pres- 
sure upon  the  poor  girl's  heart,  and  she  every  moment  expected 
to  hear  the  dreaded  voices  of  her  pursuers  in  the  passage 
beneath,  or  to  see  their  faces  entering  at  the  door.  Thus  rest- 
lessly and  fearfully  she  awaited  the  return  of  her  courier. 


CHAPTER  LXII. 

THE   COUNCIL — SHOWING    WHAT    ADVICE   MR.     ATJDLEY    GAVE,    AND 
HOW  IT  WAS  TAKEN. 

HARRY  TOOLE  was  true  to  his  word.  Without  turning  from 
the  direct  course,  or  pausing  on  his  way  for  one  moment,  he 
accomplished  the  service  which  he  had  volunteered,  and  in  an 
incredibly  short  time  returned  to  the  little  inn,  bringing  Mr. 
Audley  with  him  in  a  coach. 

With  an  air  of  importance  and  mystery,  suitable  to  the 
occasion,  the  little  gentleman,  followed  by  his  attendant, 
proceeded  to  the  chamber  where  Miss  Ashwoode  and  her  maid 
were  awaiting  his  arrival.  Mary  arose  as  he  entered  the  room, 
and  Larry,  from  behind,  ejaculated,  in  a  tone  of  pompous 
exultation,  "  Here  he  is,  Miss  Mary — Mr.  Audley  himself,  an' 
no  mistake.** 

"  Tut,  tut,  Larry,"  exclaimed  the  little  gentleman,  turning 
impatiently  toward  that  personage,  whose  obstreperous 
announcement  had  disarranged  his  plans  of  approach ;  "  hold 
your  tongue,  Larry,  I  say — ahem  !  " 

"Mr.  Audley/'  said  Mary,  "  I  hope  you  will  pardon " 

"  Not  one  word  of  the  kind — excuse  the  interruption — not  a 
word,"  exclaimed  the  little  gentleman,  gallantly  waving  his 
hand — "  only  too  much  honour — too  proud,  Miss  Ashwoode, 
I  have  long  known  something  of  your  family,  and,  strange 


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as  it  may  appear,  have  felt  a  peculiar  interest  in  you — although 
I  had  not  the  honour  of  your  acquaintance — for  the  sake  of — of 
other  parties.  I  have  ever  entertained  a  warm  regard  for  your 
welfare,  and  although  circumstances  are  much,  very  much 
changed,  I  cannot  forget  relations  that  once  subsisted — 
ahem ! "  This  was  said  diplomatically,  and  he  blew  his  nose 
with  a  short  decisive  twang.  "  I  understand,  my  poor  young 
lady,"  he  continued,  relapsing  into  the  cordial  manner  that 
was  natural  to  him,  "  that  your  are  at  this  moment  in  circum- 
stances of  difficulty,  perhaps  of  danger,  and  that  you  have 
been  disappointed  in  this  emergency  by  the  absence  of  your 
relative,  Major  O'Leary,  with  whose  acquaintance,  by-the-bye, 
I  am  honoured,  and  a  more  worthy,  warm-hearted — but  no 
matter — in  his  absence,  then,  I  venture  to  tender  my  poor 
services — pray,  if  it  be  not  too  bold  a  request,  tell  me  fully  and 
fairly,  the  nature  of  your  embarrassment ;  and  if  zeal,  activity, 
and  the  friendliest  dispositions  can  avail  to  extricate  you,  you 
may  command  them  all — pray,  then,  let  me  know  what  I  can 
do  to  serve  you."  So  saying,  the  old  gentleman  took  the  pale 
and  lovely  lady's  hand,  with  a  mixture  of  tenderness  and 
respect  which  encouraged  and  assured  her. 

Larry  having  withdrawn,  she  told  the  little  gentleman  all 
that  she  could  communicate,  without  disclosing  her  brother's 
implication  in  the  conspiracy.  Even  this  reserve,  the  old 
gentleman's  warm  and  kindly  manner,  and  the  good-natured 
simplicity,  apparent  in  all  he  said  and  did,  effectually  removed, 
and  the  whole  case,  in  all  its  bearings,  and  with  all  its  cir- 
cumstances, was  plainly  put  before  him.  During  the  narra- 
tive, the  little  gentleman  was  repeatedly  so  transported  with 
ire  as  to  slap  his  thigh,  sniff  violently,  and  mutter  incoherent 
ejaculations  between  his  teeth ;  and  when  it  was  ended,  was 
so  far  overcome  by  his  feelings,  that  he  did  not  trust  himself 
to  address  the  young  lady,  until  he  had  a  little  vented  his 
indignation  by  marching  and  countermarching,  at  quick  time, 
up  and  down  the  room,  blowing  his  nose  with  desperate 
abandonment,  and  muttering  sundry  startling  interjections. 
At  length  he  grew  composed,  and  addressing  Mary  Ashwoode, 
observed, — 

"  You  are  quite  right,  my  dear  young  lady — quite  right, 
indeed,  in  resolving  against  putting  yourself  into  the  hands  of 
anybody  under  Sir  Henry's  influence — perfectly  right  and 
wise.  Have  you  no  relatives  in  this  country,  none  capable  of 
protecting  you,  and  willing  to  do  so  V  " 

"  I  have,  indeed,  one  relative,''  rejoined  she,  but " 

"  Who  is  it  P  "  interrupted  Audley. 

"  An  uncle,"  replied  Mary. 

"  His  name,  my  dear — his  name  ?  "  inquired  the  old  gentle- 
man, impatiently. 


3 10  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

"  His  name  is  French— Oliver  French,"  replied  she, 
«  but " 

"  Never  mind,"  interrupted  Audley  again,  "  where  does  he 
live?" 

"  He  lives  in  an  old  place  called.  Ardgillagh,"  rejoined  she, 
"  on  the  borders  of  the  county  of  Limerick." 

"  Is  it  easily  found  out  P— near  the  high  road  from  Dublin  ? 
— near  any  town  ? — easily  got  at  P  "  inquired  be,  with  extra- 
ordinary volubility. 

"  I've  heard  my  brother  say,"  rejoined  she,  "  that  it  is  not 
far  from  the  high  road  from  Dublin;  he  was  there  himself.  I 
believe  the  place  is  well  known  by  the  peasantry  for  many 
miles  round  ;  but " 

"Very  good,  very  good,  my  dear,"  interposed  Mr.  Audley 
again.  "Has  he  a  family — a  wife  ?  " 

''  No,''  rejoined  Mary ;  "  he  is  unmarried,  and  an  old 
man." 

"  Pooh,  pooh  !  why  the  devil  hasn't  he  a  wife  ?  but  no 
matter,  you'll  be  all  the  welcomer.  That's  our  ground — all 
the  safer  that  it's  a  little  out  of  the  way,"  exclaimed  the  old 
man.  "  We'll  steal  a  march — they'll  never  suspect  us  ;  we'll 
start  at  once." 

"But  I  fear,''  said  Mary,  dejectedly,  "that  he  will  not 
receive  me.  There  has  long  been  an  estrangement  between 
our  family  and  him  ;  with  my  father  he  had  a  deadly  quarrel 
while  I  was  yet  an  infant.  He  vowed  that  neither  my  father 
nor  any  child  of  his  should  ever  cross  his  threshold.  I've 
been  told  he  bitterly  resented  what  he  believed  to  have  been 
my  father's  harsh  treatment  of  my  mother.  I  was  too  young, 
however,  to  know  on  which  side  the  right  of  the  quarrel  was  ; 
but  I  fear  there  is  little  hope  of  his  doing  as  you  expect,  for 
some  six  or  seven  years  since  my  brother  was  sent  down,  in 
the  hope  of  a  reconciliation,  and  in  vain.  He  returned,  re- 
porting that  my  uncle  Oliver  had  met  all  his  advances  with 
scorn.  No,  no,  I  fear — I  greatly  fear  he  will  not  receive  me." 

"Never  believe  it — never  think  so,"  rejoined  old  Audley, 
warmly;  "if  he  were  man  enough  to  resent  your  mother's 
wrongs,  think  you  his  heart  will  have  no  room  for  yours  ? 
Think  you  his  nature's  changed,  that  he  cannot  pity  the  dis- 
tressed, and  hate  tyranny  any  longer  ?  Never  believe  me,  if 
he  won't  hug  you  to  his  heart  the  minute  he  sees  you.  I  like 
the  old  chap ;  he  was  right  to  be  angry — it  was  his  duty  to 
be  in  a  confounded  passion ;  he  ought  to  have  been  kicked 
if  he  hadn't  done  just  as  he  did — I'd  swear  he  was  right. 
Never  trust  me,  if  he'll  not  take  your  part  with  his  whole 
heart,  and  make  you  his  pet  for  as  long  as  you  please  to  stay 
with  him.  Deuce  take  him,  I  like  the  old  fellow." 

"  You  would  advise  me,  then,  to  apply  to  him  for  protec- 


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tion  ?  "  asked  Mary  Ashwoode,  "  and  I  suppose  to  go  down 
there  immediately." 

"  Most  unquestionably  so,"  replied  Mr.  Audley,  with  a 
short  nod  of  decision — "  most  unquestionably — start  to-night ; 
we  shall  go  as  far  as  the  town  of  Naas  ;  I  will  accompany 
you.  I  consider  you  my  ward  until  your  natural  protectors 
take  you  under  their  affectionate  charge,  and  guard  you  from 
grief  and  danger  as  they  ought.  My  good  girl,"  he  continued, 
addressing  Flora  Guy,  "you  must  come  along  with  your 
mistress ;  I've  a  coach  at  the  door.  We  shall  go  directly  into 
town,  and  my  landlady  shall  take  you  both  under  her  care 
until  I  have  procured  two  chaises,  the  one  for  myself,  and  the 
other  for  your  mistress  and  you.  You  will  find  Mrs.  Pickley, 
my  landlady,  a  very  kind,  excellent  person,  and  ready  to 
assist  you  in  making  your  preparations  for  the  journey." 

The  old  gentleman  then  led  his  young  and  beautiful  charge, 
with  a  mixture  of  gallantry  and  pity,  by  the  hand  down  the 
little  inn  stairs,  and  in  a  very  brief  time  Mary  Ashwoode  and 
her  faithful  attendant  found  themselves  under  the  hospitable 
protection  of  Mrs.  Pickley 's  roof-tree. 


CHAPTER  LXIII. 

PARTING — THE  SHELTERED  VILLAGE,  AND  THE 
JOURNEY'S  END. 

NEVER  was  little  gentleman  in  such  a  fuss  as  Mr.  Audley — 
never  were  so  many  orders  issued  and  countermanded  and 
given  again — never  were  Larry  Toole's  energies  so  severely 
tried  and  his  intellects  so  distracted — impossible  tasks  and 
contradictory  orders  so  "  huddled  on  his  back,"  that  he  well 
nigh  went  mad  under  the  burthen ;  at  length,  however, 
matters  were  arranged,  two  coaches  with  post-horses  were 
brought  to  the  door,  Mary  Ashwoode  and  her  attendant  were 
deposited  in  one,  along  with  such  extempore  appliances  for 
wardrobe  and  toilet  as  Mrs.  Pickley,  in  a  hurried  excursion, 
was  enabled  to  collect  from  the  neighbouring  shops  and  pack 
up  for  the  journey,  and  Mr.  Audley  stood  ready  to  take  his 
place  in  the  other. 

"  Larry,5'  said  he,  before  ascending,  "  here  are  ten  guineas, 
which  will  keep  you  in  bread  and  cheese  until  you  hear  from 
me  again ;  don't  on  any  account  leave  the  '  Cock  and  Anchor,' 
your  master's  horse  and  luggage  are  there,  and,  no  doubt, 
whenever  he  returns  to  Dublin,  which  T  am  very  certain  must 
soon  occur,  he  will  go  directly  thither  ;  so  be  you  sure  to  meet 


3 1 2  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor." 

him  there,  should  he  happen  during  my  absence  to  arrive ;  and 
mark  me,  be  very  careful  of  this  letter,  give  it  him  the  moment 
you  see  him,  which,  please  God,  will  be  very  soon  indeed  ; 
keep  it  in  some  safe  place — don't  carry  it  in  your  breeches 
pocket,  you  blockhead,  you'll  grind  it  to  powder,  booby! 
indeed,  now  that  I  think  on't,  you  had  better  give  it  at  once  in 
charge  to  the  innkeeper  of  the  'Cock  and  Anchor;'  don't 
forget,  on  your  life  I  charge  you,  and  now  good-night." 

"  Good-night,  and  good  luck,  your  honour,  and  may  God 
speed  you ! "  ejaculated  Larry,  as  the  vehicles  rumbled  away. 
The  charioteers  had  received  their  directions,  and  Mary  Ash- 
woode  and  her  trusty  companion,  confused  and  bewildered  by 
the  rapidity  with  which  events  had  succeeded  one  another 
during  the  day,  and  stunned  by  the  magnitude  of  the  dangers 
which  they  had  so  narrowly  escaped,  found  themselves, 
scarcely  crediting  the  evidence  of  their  senses,  rapidly 
traversing  the  interval  which  separated  Dublin  city  from  the 
little  town  of  Naas. 

It  is  not  our  intention  to  weary  our  readers  with  a  detailed 
account  of  the  occurrences  of  the  journey,  nor  to  present  them 
with  a  catalogue  of  all  the  mishaps  and  delays  to  which  Irish 
posting  in  those  days,  and  indeed  much  later,  was  liable ;  it 
is  enough  to  state  that  upon  the  evening  of  the  fourth  day 
the  two  carriages  clattered  into  the  wretched  little  village 
which  occupied  the  road  on  which  opened  the  avenue  leading 
up  to  the  great  house  of  Ardgillagh.  The  village,  though 
obviously  the  abode  of  little  comfort  or  cheerfulness,  was  not 
on  that  account  the  less  picturesque ;  the  road  wound  irre- 
gularly where  it  stood,  and  was  carried  by  an  old  narrow  bridge 
across  a  wayward  mountain  stream  which  wheeled  and  foamed 
in  many  a  sportive  eddy  within  its  devious  banks.  Close  by, 
the  little  mill  was  couched  among  the  sheltering  trees,  which, 
extending  in  irregular  and  scattered  groups  through  the 
village,  and  mingling  with  the  stunted  bushes  and  briars  of 
the  hedges,  were  nearly  met  from  the  other  side  of  the  narrow 
street  by  the  broad  branching  limbs  of  the  giant  trees  which 
skirted  the  wild  wooded  domain  of  Ardgillagh.  Thus  occupy- 
ing a  sweeping  curve  of  the  road,  and  embowered  among  the 
shadowy  arches  of  the  noble  timber,  the  little  village  had  at 
first  sight  an  air  of  tranquillity,  seclusion,  and  comfort,  which 
made  the  traveller  pause  to  contemplate  its  simple  attractions 
and  to  admire  how  it  could  be  that  a  few  wretched  hovels  with 
crazy  walls  and  thatch  overgrown  with  weeds,  thus  irregularly 
huddled  together  beneath  the  rude  shelter  of  the  wood,  could 
make  a  picture  so  pleasing  to  the  eye  and  so  soothing  to  the 
heart.  The  vehicles  were  drawn  up  by  their  drivers  before  the 
door  of  a  small  thatched  building  which,  however,  stood  a 
whole  head  and  shoulders  higher  than  the  surrounding  hovels, 


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exhibiting  a  second  storey  with  three  narrow  windows  in  front, 
and  over  its  doorway,  from  which  a  large  pig,  under  the 
stimulus  of  a  broomstick,  was  majestically  issuing,  a  sign- 
board, the  admiration  of  connoisseurs  for  miles  round,  pre- 
senting a  half-length  portrait  of  the  illustrious  Brian 
Borhome,  and  admitted  to  be  a  startling  likeness.  Before  this 
mansion — the  only  one  in  the  place  which  pretended  to  the 
character  of  a  house  of  public  entertainment — the  post-boys 
drew  bridle,  and  brought  the  vehicles  to  a  halt.  Mr.  Audley 
was  upon  the  road  in  an  instant,  and  with  fussy  gallantry 
assisting  Mary  Ashwoode  to  descend.  Their  sudden  arrival 
had  astounded  the  whole  household — consternation  and 
curiosity  filled  the  little  establishment.  The  proprietor,  who 
sat  beneath  the  capacious  chimney,  started  to  his  feet,  swallow- 
ing, in  his  surprise,  a  whole  potato,  which  he  was  just 
deliberately  commencing,  and  by  a  miracle  escaped  choking. 
The  landlady  dropped  a  pot,  which  she  was  scrubbing,  upon 
the  back  of  a  venerable  personage  who  was  in  a  stooping 
posture,  lighting  his  pipe,  and  inadvertently  wiped  her  face  in 
the  pot  clout ;  everybody  did  something  wrong,  and  nobody 
anything  right ;  the  dog  was  kicked  and  the  cat  scalded,  and 
in  short,  never  was  known  in  the  little  village  of  Ardgillagh, 
within  the  memory  of  man,  except  when  Ginckle  marched  his 
troops  through  the  town,  such  a  universal  hubbub  as  that 
which  welcomed  the  two  chaises  and  their  contents  to  the  door 
of  Pat  Moron ey's  hospitable  mansion. 

Mrs.  Moroney,  with  more  lampblack  upon  her  comely 
features  than  she  was  at  that  moment  precisely  aware  of, 
hastened  to  the  door,  which  she  occupied  as  completely  and 
exclusively  as  the  corpulent  specimen  of  Irish  royalty  over 
her  head  did  his  proper  sign-board  ;  all  the  time  gazing  with 
an  admiring  grin  upon  Mr.  Audley  and  the  lady  whom  he 
assisted  to  descend ;  and  at  exceedingly  short  and  irregular 
intervals,  executing  sundry  slight  ducks,  intended  to  testify 
her  exuberant  satisfaction  and  respect,  while  all  around  and 
about  her  were  thrust  the  wondering  visages  of  the  less 
important  inmates  of  the  establishment ;  many  were  the 
murmured  criticisms,  and  many  the  ejaculations  of  admiration 
and  surprise,  which  accompanied  every  movement  of  the  party 
under  observation. 

"  Oh  !  but  she's  a  fine  young  lady,  God  bless  her  !  "  said  one. 

"  But  isn't  she  mighty  pale,  though,  entirely  ? "  observed 
another. 

"  That's  her  father— the  little  stout  gentleman  ;  see  how  he 
houlds  her  hand  for  fear  she'd  thrip  comin'  out.  Oh  !  but  he's 
a  nate  man  !  "  remarked  a  third. 

"  An'  her  hand  as  white  as  milk ;  an'  look  at  her  fine 
rings,"  said  a  fourth. 


3 14  The  "Cock  and  Anchor  r 

"  She's  a  rale  lady ;  see  the  grand  look  of  her,  and  the 
stately  step,  God  bless  her ! ''  said  a  fifth. 

"  See,  see  ;  here's  another  comin'  out ;  that's  her  sisther," 
remarked  another. 

"  Hould  your  tongues,  will  yees  ?  "  ejaculated  the  landlady, 
jogging  her  elbow  at  random  into  somebody's  mouth. 

"  An'  see  the  little  one  taking  the  box  in  her  hand,''  observed 
one. 

"  Look  at  the  tall  lady,  how  she  smiles  at  her,  God  bless 
her !  she's  a  rale  good  lady,''  remarked  another. 

"  An'  now  she's  linkin'  with  him,  and  here  they  come,  by 
gorra,"  exclaimed  a  third. 

"  Back  with  yees,  an'  lave  the  way,"  exclaimed  Mrs.  Moroney ; 
"  don't  you  see  the  quality  comin'  P  " 

Accordingly,  with  a  palpitating  heart,  the  worthy  mistress 
of  King  Brian  Borhome  prepared  to  receive  her  aristocratic 
guests.  With  due  state  and  ceremony  she  conducted  them 
into  the  narrow  chamber  which,  except  the  kitchen,  was  the 
only  public  apartment  in  the  establishment.  After  due 
attention  to  his  fair  charge,  Mr.  Audley  inquired  of  the 
hostess, — 

"  Pray,  my  good  worthy  woman,  are  we  not  now  within  a 
mile  or  less  of  the  entrance  into  the  domain  of  Ardgillagh  ?  " 

"  The  gate's  not  two  perches  down  the  road,  your  honour," 
replied  she  ;  "  is  it  to  the  great  house  you  want  to  go,  sir  ?  '' 

"Yes,  my  good  woman  ;  certainly,"  replied  he. 

"  Come  here,  Shawneen,  come,  asthore  !  "  cried  she,  through 
the  half-open  door.  "  I'll  send  the  little  gossoon  with  you, 
your  honour ;  he'll  show  you  the  way,  and  keep  the  dogs  off, 
for  they  all  knows  him  up  at  the  great  house.  Here,  Shaw- 
neen ;  this  gintleman  wants  to  be  showed  the  way  up  to  the 
g-eat  house  ;  and  don't  let  the  dogs  near  him  ;  do  you  mind  ? 
e  hasn't  much  English,"  said  she,  turning  to  her  guest,  by 
way  of  apology,  and  then  conveying  her  directions  anew  in  the 
mother  tongue. 

Under  the  guidance  of  this  ragged  little  urchin,  Mr.  Audley 
accordingly  set  forth  upon  his  adventurous  excursion. 

Mrs.  Moroney  brought  in  bread,  milk,  eggs,  and  in  short, 
the  best  cheer  which  her  limited  resources  could  supply ;  and, 
although  Mary  Ash woode  was  far  too  anxious  about  the  result 
of  Mr.  Audley's  visit  to  do  more  than  taste  the  tempting  bowl 
of  new  milk  which  was  courteously  placed  before  her,  Flora 
Guy,  with  right  good  will  and  hearty  appetite,  did  ample  justice 
to  the  viands  which  the  hostess  provided. 

After  some  idle  talk  between  herself  and  Flora  Guy, 
Mrs.  Moroney  observed  in  reply  to  an  interrogatory  from  the 
girl, — 

"  Twenty  or  thirty  years  ago  there  wasn't  such  a  fox-hunter 


Mistress  Martha  and  Black  M'Guinness.     315 

in  the  country  as  Mr.  French ;  but  he's  this  many  a  year  ailing, 
and  winter  after  winter,  it's  worse  and  worse  always  he's 
getting,  until  at  last  he  never  stirs  out  at  all ;  and  for  the 
most  part  he  keeps  his  bed." 

"  Is  anyone  living  with  him  P  "  inquired  Flora. 

"  No,  none  of  his  family,"  answered  she ;  "  no  one  at  all,  you 
may  say ;  there's  no  one  does  anything  in  his  place,  an'  very 
seldom  anyone  sees  him  except  Mistress  Martha  and  Black 
M'Guinness  ;  them  two  has  him  all  to  themselves  ;  and,  indeed, 
there's  quare  stories  goin'  about  them." 


CHAPTER  LXIV. 

MISTRESS    MAETHA   AND   BLACK   M'GUINNESB. 

MR.  AUDLEY,  preceded  by  his  little  ragged  guide,  walked 
thoughtfully  on  his  way  to  visit  the  old  gentleman,  of  whose 
oddities  and  strange  and  wayward  temper  the  keeper  of  the 
place  where  they  had  last  obtained  a  relay  of  horses  had  given 
a  marvellous  and  perhaps  somewhat  exaggerated  account. 
Now  that  he  had  reached  the  spot,  and  that  the  moment 
approached  which  was  to  be  the  crisis  of  the  adventure,  he 
began  to  feel  far  less  confident  of  success  than  he  had  been 
while  the  issue  of  his  project  was  comparatively  remote. 

They  passed  down  the  irregular  street  of  the  village,  and 
beneath  the  trees  which  arched  overhead  like  the  vast  and  airy 
aisles  of  some  huge  Gothic  pile,  and  after  a  short  walk  of  some 
two  or  three  hundred  yards,  during  which  they  furnished 
matter  of  interesting  speculation  to  half  the  village  idlers, 
they  reached  a  rude  gate  of  great  dimensions,  but  which  had 
obviously  seen  better  days.  There  was  no  lodge  or  gate- 
house, and  Mr.  Audley  followed  the  little  conductor  over  a 
stile,  which  occupied  the  side  of  one  of  the  great  ivy-mantled 
stone  piers ;  crossing  this,  he  found  himself  in  the  demesne. 
A  broken  and  irregular  avenue  or  bridle  track — for  in  most 
places  it  was  little  more — led  onward  over  hill  and  through 
hollow,  along  the  undulations  of  the  soft  green  sward,  and 
under  the  fantastic  boughs  of  gnarled  thorns  and  oaks  and 
sylvan  birches,  which  in  thick  groups,  wild  and  graceful  as 
nature  had  placed  them,  clothed  the  varied  slopes.  The  rude 
approach  which  they  followed  led  them  a  wayward  course  over 
every  variety  of  ground — now  flat  and  boggy,  again  up  hill, 
and  over  the  grey  surface  of  lichen-covered  rocks — again  down 
into  deep  fern-clothed  hollows,  and  then  across  the  shallow, 
brawling  stream,  without  bridge  or  appliance  of  any  kind,  but 


316  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

simply  through  its  waters,  forced,  as  best  they  might,  to  pick 
their  steps  upon  the  moss-grown  stones  that  peeped  above  the 
clear  devious  current.  Thus  they  passed  along  through  this 
wild  and  extensive  demesne,  varied  by  a  thousand  inequalities 
of  ground  and  by  the  irregular  grouping  of  the  woods,  which 
owed  their  picturesque  arrangement  to  the  untutored  fancies 
of  nature  herself,  whose  dominion  had  there  never  known  the 
intrusions  of  the  axe,  or  the  spade,  or  the  pruning-hook,  but 
exulted  in  the  unshackled  indulgence  of  all  her  wildest  revelry. 
After  a  walk  of  more  than  half-an-hour's  duration,  through  a 
long  vista  among  the  trees,  the  grey  gable  of  the  old  mansion 
of  Ardgillagh,  with  its  small  windows  and  high  and  massive 
chimney  stacks,  presented  itself. 

There  was  a  depressing  air  of  neglect  and  desertion  about  the 
old  place,  which  even  the  unimaginative  temperament  of  Mr. 
Audley  was  obliged  to  acknowledge.  Eank  weeds  and  grass 
had  forced  their  way  through  the  pavement  of  the  courtyard, 
and  crowded  in  patches  of  vegetation,  even  to  the  very  door  of 
the  house.  The  same  was  observable,  in  no  less  a  degree,  in 
the  great  stable-yard,  the  gate  of  which,  unhinged,  lay  wide 
open,  exhibiting  a  range  of  out-houses  and  stables,  which  would 
have  afforded  lodging  for  horse  and  man  to  a  whole  regiment 
of  dragoons.  Two  men,  one  of  them  in  livery,  were  loitering 
through  the  courtyard,  apparently  not  very  well  knowing  what 
to  do  with  themselves  ;  and  as  the  visitors  approached,  a  whole 
squadron  of  dogs,  the  little  ones  bouncing  in  front  with  shrill 
alarm,  and  the  more  formidable,  at  a  majestic  canter  and 
with  deep-mouthed  note  of  menace,  bringing  up  the  rear,  came 
snarling,  barking,  and  growling,  towards  the  intruders  at 
startling  speed. 

"Piper,  Piper,  Toby,  Fan,  Motheradauua,  Boxer,  Boxer, 
Toby !  "  screamed  the  little  guide,  advancing  a  few  yards  before 
Mr.  Audley,  who,  in  considerable  uneasiness,  grasped  his 
walking  cane  with  no  small  energy.  The  interposition  of  the 
urchin  was  successful,  the  dogs  recognized  their  young  friend, 
the  angry  clangour  was  hushed  and  their  pace  abated,  and 
when  they  reached  Mr.  Audley  and  his  guide,  in  compliment 
to  the  latter  they  suffered  the  little  gentleman  to  pass  on,  with 
no  further  question  than  a  few  suspicious  sniffs,  as  they  applied 
their  noses  to  the  calves  of  that  gentleman's  legs.  As  they 
continued  to  approach,  the  men  in  the  court,  now  alarmed  by 
the  vociferous  challenge  of  the  dogs,  eyed  the  little  gentleman 
inquisitively,  for  a  visitor  at  Ardgillagh  was  a  thing  that  had 
not  been  heard  of  for  years.  As  Mr.  Audley's  intention  became 
more  determinate,  and  his  design  appeared  more  unequivocally 
to  apply  for  admission,  the  servant,  who  watched  his  progress, 
ran  by  some  hidden  passage  in  the  stable-yard  into  the  man- 
sion and  was  ready  to  gratify  his  curiosity  legitimately,  by 


Mistress  Martha  and  Black  M' Guinness.     317 

taking  his  post  in  the  hall  in  readiness  to  answer  Mr.  Audley's 
summons,  and  to  hold  parley  with  him  at  the  door. 

"  Is  Mr.  French  at  home  ?  ''  inquired  Mr.  Audley. 

"Ay,  sir,  he  is  at  home,"  rejoined  the  man,  deliberately, 
to  allow  himself  time  fully  to  scrutinize  the  visitor's  outward 
man. 

"  Can  I  see  him,  pray  ?  "  asked  the  little  gentleman. 

"  Why,  raly,  sir,  I  can't  exactly  say,''  observed  the  man, 
scratching  his  head.  "He's  upstairs  in  his  own  chamber — 
indeed,  for  that  matter,  he's  seldom  out  of  it.  If  you'll  walk 
into  the  room  there,  sir,  I'll  inquire.'' 

Accordingly,  Mr.  Audley  entered  the  apartment  indicated 
and  sat  himself  down  in  the  deep  recess  of  the  window  to 
take  breath.  He  well  knew  the  kind  of  person  with  whom 
he  had  to  deal,  previously  to  encountering  Oliver  French  in 
person.  He  had  heard  quite  enough  of  Mistress  Martha  and 
of  Black  M'Guinness  already,  to  put  him  upon  his  guard,  and 
fill  him  with  just  suspicions  as  to  their  character  and  designs  ; 
ho  therefore  availed  himself  of  the  little  interval  to  arrange 
his  plans  of  operation  in  his  own  mind.  He  had  not  waited 
long,  when  the  door  opened,  and  a  tall,  elderly  woman,  with  a 
bunch  of  keys  at  her  side,  and  arrayed  in  a  rich  satin  dress, 
walked  demurely  into  the  room.  There  was  something  un- 
pleasant and  deceitful  in  the  expression  of  the  half-closed  eyes 
and  thin  lips  of  this  lady  which  inspired  Mr.  Audley  with 
instinctive  dislike  of  her — an  impression  which  was  rather 
heightened  than  otherwise  by  the  obvious  profusion  with  which 
her  sunken  and  sallow  cheeks  were  tinged  with  rouge.  This 
demure  and  painted  lady  made  a  courtesy  on  seeing  Mr.  Audley, 
and  in  a  low  and  subdued  tone  which  well  accorded  with  her 
meek  exterior,  inquired, — 

"  You  were  asking  for  Mr.  Oliver  French,  sir  ?  " 

"  Yes,  madam,"  replied  Mr.  Audley,  returning  the  salute  with 
a  bow  as  formal;  "I  wish  much  to  see  him,  if  he  could  afford 
me  half  an  hour's  chat." 

"Mr.  French  is  very  ill — very — very  poorly,  indeed,"  said 
Mistress  Martha,  closing  her  eyes,  and  shaking  her  head. 
"  He  dislikes  talking  to  strangers.  Are  you  a  relative,  pray, 
sir  ?  " 

"Not  I,  madam — not  at  all,  madam,"  rejoined  Mr. 
Audley. 

A  silence  ensued,  during  which  he  looked  out  for  a  minute 
at  the  view  commanded  by  the  window ;  and  as  he  did  so, 
he  observed  with  the  corner  of  his  eyes  that  the  lady  was 
studying  him  with  a  severe  and  searching  scrutiny.  She  was 
the  first  to  break  the  silence. 

"  I  suppose  it's  about  business  you  want  to  see  him  ?  " 
inquired  she,  still  looking  at  him  with  the  same  sharp  glance. 


3i8  The  "Cock  and  Anchor? 

"Just  so,"  rejoined  Mr.  Audley;  "it  is  indeed  upon 
business." 

"He  dislikes  transacting  business  or  speaking  of  it  him- 
self," said  she.  "  He  always  employs  his  own  man,  Mr. 
M'Guinness.  I'll  call  Mr.  M'Guinness,  that  you  may  com- 
municate the  matter  to  him." 

"  You  must  excuse  me,"  said  Mr.  Audley.  "  My  instruc- 
tions are  to  give  my  message  to  Mr.  Oliver  French  in  person 
— though  indeed  there's  no  secret  in  the  matter.  The  fact 
is,  Madam,  my  mission  is  of  a  kind  which  ought  to  make  me 
welcome.  You  understand  me?  I  come  here  to  announce 
a — a — an  acquisition,  in  short  a  sudden  and,  I  believe,  a 
most  unexpected  acquisition.  But  perhaps  I've  said  too 
much;  the  facts  are  for  his  own  ear  solely.  Such  are  my 
instructions ;  and  you  know  I  have  no  choice.  I've  posted 
all  the  way  from  Dublin  to  execute  the  message  ;  and  between 
ourselves,  should  he  suffer  this  occasion  to  escape  him,  he 
may  never  again  have  an  opportunity  of  making  such  an 

addition  to but  I  must  hold  my  tongue — I'm  prating 

against  orders.  In  a  word,  madam,  I'm  greatly  mistaken,  or 
it  will  prove  the  best  news  that  has  been  told  in  this  house 
since  its  master  was  christened." 

He  accompanied  his  announcement  with  a  prodigious  number 
of  nods  and  winks  of  huge  significance,  and  all  designed  to 
beget  the  belief  that  he  carried  in  his  pocket  the  copy  of  a 
will,  or  other  instrument,  conveying  to  the  said  Oliver 
French  of  Ardgillagh  the  gold  mines  of  Peru,  or  some  such 
trifle. 

Mistress  Martha  paused,  looked  hard  at  him,  then  reflected 
again.  At  length  she  said,  with  the  air  of  a  woman  who  has 
made  up  her  mind, — 

"  I  dare  to  say,  sir,  it  is  possible  for  you  to  see  Mr.  French. 
He  is  a  little  better  to-day.  You'll  promise  not  to  fatigue  him 
— but  you  must  first  see  Mr.  M'Guinness.  He  can  tell  better 
than  I  whether  his  master  is  sufficiently  well  to-day  for  an 
interview  of  the  kind." 

So  saying,  Mrs.  Martha  sailed,  with  saint-like  dignity,  from 
the  room. 

"She  rules  the  roast,  I  believe,"  said  Mr.  Audley  within 
himself.  "If  so,  all's  smooth  from  this  forth.  Here  comes 
the  gentleman,  however — and,  by  the  laws,  a  very  suitable 
co-mate  for  that  painted  Jezebel." 

As  Mr.  Audley  concluded  this  criticism,  a  small  man,  with 
a  greasy  and  dingy  complexion,  and  in  a  rusty  suit  of  black, 
made  his  appearance. 

This  individual  was,  if  possible,  more  subdued,  meek,  and 
Christian-like  than  the  lady  who  had  just  evacuated  the  room 
in  his  favour.  His  eyes  were,  if  possible,  habitually  more 


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nearly  closed ;  his  step  was  as  soft  and  cat-like  to  the  full ; 
and,  in  a  word,  he  was  in  air,  manner,  gait,  and  expression  as 
like  his  accomplice  as  a  man  can  well  be  to  one  of  the  other 
sex. 

A  short  explanation  having  passed  between  this  person  and 
Mr.  Audley,  he  retired  for  a  few  minutes  to  prepare  his  master 
for  the  visit,  and  then  returning,  conducted  the  little  bachelor 
upstairs. 


CHAPTER  LXV. 

THE  CONFERENCE — SHOWING  HOW  OLIVER  FRENCH  BURST  INTO  A 
RAGE  AND  FLUNG  HIS  CAP  ON  THE  FLOOR. 

MR.  AUDLEY  followed  Black  M* Guinness  as  we  have  said  up 
the  stairs,  and  was,  after  an  introductory  knock  at  the  door, 
ushered  by  him  into  Oliver  French's  bed-room.  Its  arrange- 
ments were  somewhat  singular — a  dressing-table  with  all  the 
appliances  of  the  most  elaborate  cultivation  of  the  graces,  and 
a  huge  mirror  upon  it,  stood  directly  opposite  to  the  door ; 
against  the  other  wall,  between  the  door  and  this  table,  was 
placed  a  massive  sideboard  covered  with  plate  and  wine  flasks, 
cork-screws  and  cold  meat,  in  the  most  admired  disorder — two 
large  presses  were  also  visible,  one  of  which  lay  open,  exhibiting 
clothes,  and  papers,  and  other  articles  piled  together  in  a 
highly  original  manner — two  or  three  very  beautiful  pictures 
hung  upon  the  walls.  At  the  far  end  of  the  room  stood  the  bed, 
and  at  one  side  of  it  a  table  covered  with  wines  and  viands, 
and  at  the  other,  a  large  iron-bound  chest,  with  a  heavy 
bunch  of  keys  dangling  from  its  lock — a  little  shelf,  too, 
occupied  the  wall  beside  the  invalid,  abundantly  stored  with 
tall  phials  with  parchment  labels,  and  pill-boxes  and  gallipots 
innumerable.  In  the  bed,  surrounded  by  the  drapery  of  the 
drawn  curtains,  lay,  or  rather  sat,  Oliver  French  himself, 
propped  up  by  the  pillows :  he  was  a  corpulent  man,  with  a 
generous  double  chin ;  a  good-natured  grey  eye  twinkled 
under  a  bushy,  grizzed  eye-brow,  and  a  countenance  which 
bore  unequivocally  the  lines  of  masculine  beauty,  although 
considerably  disfigured  by  the  traces  of  age,  as  well  as  of 
something  very  like  intemperance  and  full  living :  he  wore  a 
silk  night-gown  and  a  shirt  of  snowy  whiteness,  with  lace 
ruffles,  and  on  his  head  was  a  crimson  velvet  cap. 

Grotesque  as  were  the  arrangements  of  the  room,  there  was, 
nevertheless,  about  its  occupant  an  air  of  aristocratic 
superiority  and  ease  which  at  once  dispelled  any  tendency  to 
ridicule. 


3  2O  The  "  Cock  and  A  nchor? 

"  Mr.  Audley,  I  presume,"  said  the  invalid. 

Mr.  Audley  bowed. 

"  Pray,  sir,  take  a  chair.  M'Guinness,  place  a  chair  for 
Mr.  Audley,  beside  the  table  here.  I  am,  as  you  see,  sir," 
continued  he,  "  a  confirmed  valetudinarian  ;  I  suffer  abomin- 
ably from  gout,  and  have  not  been  able  to  remove  to  my  easy 
chair  by  the  fire  for  more  than  a  week.  I  understand  that 
you  have  some  matters  of  importance  to  communicate  to  me  ; 
but  before  doing  so,  let  me  request  of  you  to  take  a  little  wine, 
you  can  have  whatever  you  like  best — there's  some  Madeira  at 
your  elbow  there,  which  I  can  safely  recommend,  as  I  have  just 

tasted  it  myself — o-oh !  d the  gout — you'll  excuse  me,  sir— 

a  cursed  twinge." 

"  Very  sorry  to  see  you  suffering,"  responded  Mr.  Audley — 
"  very,  indeed,  sir." 

"It  sha'n't,  however,  prevent  my  doing  you  reason,  sir," 
replied  he,  with  alacrity.  "  M'Guinness,  two  glasses.  I  drink, 
sir,  to  our  better  acquaintance.  Now,  M'Guinness,  you  may 
leave  the  room." 

Accordingly  Mr.  M'Guinness  withdrew,  and  the  gentlemen 
were  left  tete-a-tete. 

"  And  now,  sir,"  continued  Oliver  French,  "  be  so  good  as 
to  open  the  subject  of  your  visit." 

Mr.  Audley  cleared  his  voice  twice  or  thrice,  in  the  hope  of 
clearing  his  head  at  the  same  time,  and  then,  with  some  force 
and  embarrassment,  observed, — 

"  I  am  necessarily  obliged,  Mr.  French,  to  allude  to  matters 
which  may  possibly  revive  unpleasant  recollections.  I  trust, 
indeed,  my  dear  sir, — I'm  sure  that  you  will  not  suffer  your- 
self to  be  distressed  or  unduly  excited,  when  I  tell  you  that  I 
must  recall  to  your  memory  a  name  which  I  believe  does  not 
sound  gratefully  to  your  ear — the  name  of  Ashwoode." 

"  Curse  them,"  was  the  energetic  commentary  of  the 
invalid. 

"  Well,  sir,  I  dare  venture  to  say  that  you  and  I  are  not 
very  much  at  variance  in  our  estimate  of  the  character  of  the 
Ashwoodes  generally,"  said  Mr.  Audley.  "  You  are  aware,  I 
presume,  that  Sir  Richard  has  been  some  time  dead." 

"  Ha !  actually  gone  to  hell  P — no,  sir,  I  was  not  aware  of 
this.  Pray,  proceed,  sir,"  responded  Oliver  French. 

"  I  am  aware,  sir,  that  he  treated  his  lady  harshly,"  resumed 
Audley. 

"  Harshly,  harshly -,  sir,"  cried  the  old  man,  with  an  energy 
that  well  nigh  made  his  companion  bounce  from  his  seat — 
"  why,  sir,  beginning  with  neglect  and  ending  with  blows — • 
through  every  stage  of  savage  insult  and  injury,  his  wretched 
wife,  my  sister — the  most  gentle,  trusting,  lovely  creature  that 
ever  yet  was  born  to  misery,  was  dragged  by  that  inhuman 


The  Conference.  321 

monster,  her  husband,  Sir  Richard  Ashwoode;  he  broke  her 
heart — he  killed  her,  sir — killed  her.  She  was  my  sister — my 
only  sister;  I  was  justly  proud  of  her — loved  her  most  dearly, 
and  the  inhuman  villain  broke  her  heart." 

Through  his  clenched  teeth  he  uttered  a  malediction,  and 
with  a  vehemence  of  hatred  which  plainly  showed  that  his 
feelings  toward  the  family  had  undergone  no  favourable 
change. 

"  Well,  sir,"  resumed  Mr.  Audley,  after  a  considerable  in- 
terval, "  I  cannot  wonder  at  the  strength  of  your  feelings  in 
this  matter,  more  especially  at  this  moment.  I  myself  burn 
with  indignation  scarce  one  degree  less  intense  than  yours 
against  the  worthy  son  of  that  most  execrable  man,  and  upon 
grounds,  too,  very  nearly  similar." 

He  then  proceeded  to  recount  to  his  auditor,  waxing  warm 
as  he  went  on,  all  the  circumstances  of  Mary  Ashwoode's 
sufferings,  and  every  particular  of  the  grievous  persecution 
which  she  had  endured  at  the  hands  of  her  brother,  Sir  Henry. 
Oliver  BVench  ground  his  teeth  and  clutched  the  bed-clothes 
as  he  listened,  and  when  the  narrative  was  ended,  he  whisked 
the  velvet  cap  from  his  head,  and  flung  it  with  all  his  force 
upon  the  floor. 

"  Oh,  God  Almighty  !  that  I  had  but  the  use  of  my  limbs," 
exclaimed  he,  with  desperation — "I  would  give  the  whole 
world  a  lesson  in  the  person  of  that  despicable  scoundrel.  I 
would— but,"  he  added  bitterly,  "  I  am  powerless — I  am  a 
cripple." 

"  You  are  not  powerless,  sir,  for  purposes  nobler  than 
revenge,"  exclaimed  Audley,  with  eagerness;  "you  may 
shelter  and  protect  the  helpless,  friendless  child  of  calamity, 
the  story  of  whose  wrongs  has  so  justly  fired  you  with  indigna- 
tion." 

"  Where  is  she— where  ?"  cried  Oliver  French,  eagerly — "I 
ought  to  have  asked  you  long  ago." 

"  She  is  not  far  away — she  even  now  awaits  your  decision 
in  the  little  village  hard  by,"  responded  Mr.  Audley. 

"  Poor  child— poor  child  !  "  ejaculated  Oliver,  much  agitated. 
"  And  did  she — could  she  doubt  my  willingness  to  befriend  her 
—good  God— could  she  doubt  it  ?— bring  her— bring  her  here  at 
once — I  long  to  see  her — poor  bird — poor  bird — the  world's 
winter  has  closed  over  thee  too  soon.  Alas  !  poor  child — tell 
her— tell  her,  Mr.  Audley,  that  I  long  to  see  her— that  she  is 
most  welcome— that  all  which  I  command  is  heartily  and 
entirely  at  her  service.  Plead  my  apology  for  not  going  myself 
to  meet  her — as  God  knows  T  would  fain  do  ;  you  see  I  am  a 
poor  cripple — a  very  worthless,  helpless,  good-for-nothing  old 
man.  Tell  her  all  better  than  I  can  do  it  now.  God  bless 
you,  sir— Grod  bless  you,  for  believing  that  such  an  ill-con- 

y 


322  The  "Cock  and  Anchor? 

ditioned  old  fellow  as  I  am  had  yet  heart  enough  to  feel 
rightly  sometimes.  I  had  rather  die  a  thousand  deaths  than 
that  you  had  not  brought  the  poor  outcast  child  to  my  roof. 
Tell  her  how  glad — how  very,  very  happy — how  proud  it  makes 
me  that  she  should  come  to  her  old  uncle  Oliver — tell  her  this. 
God  bless  you,  sir ! " 

With  a  cordial  pressure,  he  gripped  Audley's  hand,  and  the 
old  gentleman,  with  a  heart  overflowing  with  exultation  and 
delight,  retraced  his  steps  to  the  little  village,  absolutely 
bursting  with  impatience  to  communicate  the  triumphant 
result  of  his  visit. 


CHAPTER   LXVI. 

THE   BED-CHAMBER. 

BLACK  M'GUINNESS  and  Mistress  Martha  had  listened  in  vain 
to  catch  the  purport  of  Mr.  Audley's  communication.  Unfor- 
tunately for  them,  their  master's  chamber  was  guarded  by  a 
double  door,  and  his  companion  had  taken  especial  pains  to 
close  both  of  them  before  detailing  the  subject  of  his  visit. 
They  were,  however  a  good  deal  astonished  by  Mr.  French's 
insisting  upon  rising  forthwith,  and  having  himself  clothed 
and  shaved.  This  huge,  good-natured  lump  of  gout  was, 
accordingly,  arrayed  in  full  suit— one  of  the  handsomest 
which  his  wardrobe  commanded — his  velvet  cap  replaced  by 
a  flowing  peruke — his  gouty  feet  smothered  in  endless  flannels, 
and  himself  deposited  in  his  great  easy  chair  by  the  fire,  and 
his  lower  extremities  propped  up  upon  stools  and  pillows. 
These  preparations,  along  with  a  complete  re- arrangement  of 
the  furniture,  and  other  contents  of  the  room,  effectually 
perplexed  and  somewhat  alarmed  his  disinterested  depen- 
dents. 

Mr.  Audley  returned  ere  the  preparations  were  well  com- 
pleted, and  handed  Mary  Ashwoode  and  her  attendant  from 
the  chaise.  It  needs  not  to  say  how  the  old  bachelor  of 
Ardgillagh  received  her — with,  perhaps,  the  more  warmth  and 
tenderness  that,  as  he  protested,  with  tears  in  his  eyes,  she 
was  so  like  her  poor  mother,  that  he  felt  as  if  old  times  had 
come  again,  and  that  she  stood  once  more  before  him,  clothed 
in  the  melancholy  beauty  of  her  early  and  ill-fated  youth.  It 
were  idle  to  describe  the  overflowing  kindness  of  the  old  man's 
greeting,  and  the  depth  of  gratitude  with  which  his  affection- 
ate and  hearty  welcome  was  accepted  by  the  poor  grieved 
girl.  He  would  scarcely,  for  the  whole  evening,  allow  her  to 


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leave  him  for  one  moment ;  and  every  now  and  again  renewed 
his  pressing  invitation  to  her  and  to  Mr.  Audley  to  take  some 
more  wine  or  some  new  delicacy;  he  himself  enforcing  his 
solicitations  by  eating  and  drinking  in  almost  unbroken  con- 
tinuity during  the  whole  time.  All  his  habits  were  those  of 
the  most  unlimited  self-indulgence ;  and  his  chief,  if  not  his 
sole  recreation  for  years,  had  consisted  in  compounding,  during 
the  whole  day  long,  those  astounding  gastronomic  combina- 
tions, which  embraced  every  possible  variety  of  wine  and 
liqueur,  of  vegetable,  meat,  and  confection  ;  so  that  the  fact 
of  his  existing  at  all,  under  the  extraordinary  regimen  which 
he  had  adopted,  was  a  triumph  of  the  genius  of  digestion  over 
the  demon  of  dyspepsia,  such  as  this  miserable  world  has 
seldom  witnessed.  Nevertheless,  that  he  did  exist,  and  that 
too,  apparently,  in  robust  though  unwieldy  health,  with  the 
exception  of  his  one  malady,  his  constitutional  gout,  was  a 
fact  which  nobody  could  look  upon  and  dispute.  With  an 
imperiousness  which  brooked  no  contradiction,  he  compelled 
Mr.  Audley  to  eat  and  drink  very  greatly  more  than  he  could 
conveniently  contain — browbeating  the  poor  little  gentleman 
into  submission,  and  swearing,  in  the  most  impressive  manner, 
that  he  had  not  eaten  one  ounce  weight  of  food  of  any  kind 
since  his  entrance  into  the  house  ;  although  the  unhappy  little 
gentleman  felt  at  that  moment  like  a  boa  constrictor  who  has 
just  bolted  a  buffalo,  and  pleaded  in  stifled  accents  for  quarter ; 
but  it  would  not  do.  Oliver  French,  Esq.,  had  not  had  his 
humour  crossed,  nor  one  of  his  fancies  contradicted,  for  the 
last  forty  years,  and  he  was  not  now  to  be  thwarted  or  put 
down  by  a  little  "  hop-o'-my-thumb,"  who,  though  ravenously 
hungry,  pretended,  through  mere  perverseness,  to  be  bursting 
with  repletion.  Mr.  Audley's  labours  were  every  now  and 
again  pleasingly  relieved  by  such  applications  as  these  from 
his  merciless  entertainer. 

"  Now,  my  good  friend — my  worthy  friend— will  you  think 
it  too  great  a  liberty,  sir,  if  I  ask  you  to  move  the  pillow  a 
leetle  under  this  foot  ?  " 

"  None  in  the  world,  sir — quite  the  contrary — I  shall  have 
the  very  greatest  possible  pleasure,"  would  poor  Mr.  Audley 
reply,  preparing  for  the  task. 

"  You.  are  very  good,  sir,  very  kind,  sir.  Just  draw  it 
quietly  to  the  right — a  little,  a  very  little — you  are  very  good, 
indeed,  sir.  Oh — oh,  0 — oh,  you — you  booby — you'll  excuse 
me,  sir — gently — there,  there — gently,  gently.  O — oh,  you 
d d  handless  idiot — pray  pardon  me,  sir ;  that  will  do." 

Such  passages  as  these  were  of  frequent  occurrence;  but 
though  Mr.  Audley  was  as  choleric  as  most  men  at  his  time 
of  life,  yet  the  incongruous  terms  of  abuse  were  so  obviously 
the  result  of  inveterate  and  almost  unconscious  habit,  stimu- 

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324  The  "Cock  and  Anchor? 

lated  by  the  momentary  twinges  of  acute  pain,  that  he  did  not 
suffer  this  for  an.  instant  to  disturb  the  serenity  and  goodwill 
with  which  he  regarded  his  host,  spite  of  all  his  oddities  and 
self-indulgence. 

In  the  course  of  the  evening  Oliver  French  ordered  Mistress 
Martha  to  have  beds  prepared  for  the  party,  and  that  lady, 
with  rather  a  vicious  look,  withdrew.  She'soon  returned,  and 
asked  in  her  usual  low,  dulcet  tone,  whether  the  young  lady 
could  spare  her  maid  to  assist  in  arranging  the  room,  and 
forthwith  Flora  Guy  consigned  herself  to  the  guidance  of  the 
sinister- looking  Abigail. 

"  This  is  a  fine  country,  isn't  it  ?  "  inquired  Mistress  Martha, 
softly,  when  they  were  quite  alone. 

"  A  very  fine  country,  indeed,  ma'am,"  rejoined  Flora,  who 
had  heard  enough  to  inspire  her  with  a  certain  awe  of  her  con- 
ductress, which  inclined  her  as  much  as  possible  to  assent  to 
whatever  proposition  she  might  be  inclined  to  advance,  with- 
out herself  hazarding  much  original  matter. 

"  It's  a  pity  you  can't  see  it  in  the  summer  time  ;  this  is  a 
very  fine  place  indeed  when  all  the  leaves  are  on  the  trees," 
repeated  Mistress  Martha. 

"  Indeed,  so  I'd  take  it  to  be,  ma'am,"  rejoined  the  maid. 

"Just  passing  through  this  way — hurried  like,  you  can't 
notice  much  about  it  though,"  remarked  the  elderly  lady, 
carelessly. 

"No,  ma'am,"  replied  Flora,  becoming  more  reserved,  as 
she  detected  in  her  companion  a  wish  to  draw  from  her  all  she 
knew  of  her  mistress's  plans. 

"  There  are  some  views  that  are  greatly  admired  in  the 
neighbourhood — the  gleri  and  the  falls  of  Glashangower.  If 
she  could  stay  a  week  she  might  see  everything." 

"  Oh !  indeed,  it's  a  lovely  place,"  observed  Flora,  eva- 
sively. 

"  That  old  gentleman,  that  Mr.  Audley,  your  young  mis- 
tress's father,  or — or  uncle,  or  whatever  he  is" — Mistress 
Martha  here  made  a  considerable  pause,  but  Flora  did  not 
enlighten  her,  and  she  continued — "  whatever  he  is  to  her,  it's 
no  matter,  he  seems  a  very  good-humoured  nice  old  gentleman 
— he's  in  a  great  hurry  back  to  Dublin,  where  he  came  from, 
I  suppose." 

"  Well,  I  raly  don't  know,"  replied  the  girl. 

"  He  looks  very  comfortable,  and  everything  handsome  and 
nice  about  him,"  observed  Mistress  Martha  again.  "  I  suppose 
he's  well  off — plenty  of  money — not  in  want  at  all." 

"  Indeed  he  seems  all  that,"  rejoined  the  maid. 

"He's  cousin,  or  something  or  another,  to  the  master, 
Mr.  French;  didn't  you  tell  me  so?"  asked  the  painted 
Abigail. 


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325 


"  No,  ma'am  ;  I  didn't  tell  you  ;  I  don't  know,"  replied  she. 

"This  is  a  very  damp  old  house,  and  full  of  rats  ;  I  wish  I 
had  known  a  week  ago  that  beds  would  be  wanting;  but  1 
suppose  it  was  a  sudden  thing,'"'  said  the  housekeeper. 

"  Indeed,  I  suppose  it  just  was,  ma'am,"  responded  the 
attendant. 

"Are  you  going  to  stay  here  long?"  asked  the  old  lady, 
more  briskly  than  she  had  yet  spoken. 

"  Italy,  ma'am,  I  don't  know,"  replied  Flora. 

The  old  painted  termagant  shot  a  glance  at  her  of  no  plea- 
sant meaning ;  but  for  the  present  checked  the  impulse  in 
which  it  had  its  birth,  and  repeated  softly — "  You  don't  know  ; 
why,  you  are  a  very  innocent,  simple  little  girl." 

"  Pray,  ma'am,  if  it's  not  making  too  bold,  which  is  the 
room,  ma'am  ?  "  asked  Flora. 

41  What's  'your  young  lady's  name  ?  "  asked  the  matron, 
directly,  and  disregarding  the  question  of  the  girl. 

Flora  Guy  hesitated. 

"  Do  you  hear  me — what's  your  young  lady's  name  ?  " 
repeated  the  woman,  softly,  but  deliberately. 

"Her  name,  to  be  sure;  her  name  is  Miss  Mary,"  replied 
she. 

"  Mary  what  ?"  asked  Martha. 

"  Miss  Mary  Ashwoode,"  replied  Flora,  half  afraid  as  she 
uttered  it. 

Spite  of  all  her  efforts,  the  woman's  face  exhibited  disagree- 
able symptoms  of  emotion  at  this  announcement ;  she  bit  her 
lips  and  dropped  her  eyelids  lower  than  usual,  to  conceal  the 
expression  which  gleamed  to  her  eyes,  while  her  colour  shifted 
even  through  her  rouge.  At  length,  with  a  smile  infinitely 
more  unpleasant  than  any  expression  which  her  face  had  yet 
worn,  she  observed, — 

"  Ashwoode,  Ashwoode.  Oh  !  dear,  to  be  sure  ;  some  of  Sir 
Richard's  family ;  well,  I  did  not  expect  to  see  them  darken 
these  doors  again.  Dear  me  !  who'd  have  thought  of  the 
Ashwoodes  looking  after  him  again  ?  well,  well,  but  they're  a 
very  forgiving  family,"  and  she  uttered  an  ill-omened  tittering. 

"  Which  is  the  room,  ma'am,  if  you  please  ? "  repeated 
Flora. 

"  That's  the  room,"  cried  the  stalwart  dame,  with  astound- 
ing vehemence,  and  at  the  same  time  opening  a  door  and 
exhibiting  a  large  neglected  bed-chamber,  with  its  bed-clothes 
and  other  furniture  lying  about  in  entire  disorder,  and  no 
vestige  of  a  fire  in  the  grate ;  "  that's  the  room,  miss,  and 
make  the  best  of  it  yourself,  for  you've  nothing  else  to  do." 

In  this  very  uncomfortable  predicament  Flora  Guy  applied 
herself  energetically  to  reduce  the  room  to  something  like 
order,  and  although  it  was  very  cold  and  not  a  little  damp, 


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she  succeeded,  nevertheless,  in  giving  it  an  air  of  tolerable 
comfort  by  the  time  her  young  mistress  was  prepared  to  retire 
to  it. 

As  soon  as  Mary  Ashwoode  had  entered  this  chamber  her 
maid  proceeded  to  narrate  the  occurrences  which  had  just  taken 
place. 

"  Well,  Mora,"  said  she,  smiling,  "  I  hope  the  old  lady  will 
resume  her  good  temper  by  to-morrow,  for  one  night  I  can 
easily  contrive  to  rest  with  such  appliances  as  we  have.  I  am 
more  sorry,  for  your  sake,  my  poor  girl,  than  for  mine,  how- 
ever, and  wherever  I  lay  me  down,  my  rest  will  be,  I  fear  me, 
very  nearly  alike." 

"  She's  the  darkest,  ill-lookingest  old  woman,  God  bless  us, 
that  ever  I  set  my  two  good-looking  eyes  upon,  my  lady,3'  said 
Flora.  "  I'll  put  a  table  to  the  door  ;  for,  to  tell  God's  truth, 
I'm  half  afeard  of  her.  She  has  a  nasty  look  in  her,  my  lady 
— a  bad  look  entirely." 

Flora  had  hardly  spoken  when  the  door  opened,  and  the 
subject  of  their  conversation  entered. 

"  Good  evening  to  you,  Miss  Ashwoode,"  said  she,  advancing 
close  to  the  young  lady,  and  speaking  in  her  usual  low  soft 
tone.  "  I  hope  you  find  everything  to  your  liking.  I  suppose 
your  own  maid  has  settled  everything  according  to  your  fancy. 
Of  course,  she  knows  best  how  to  please  you.  I'm  very 
delighted  to  see  you  here  in  Ardgillagh,  as  I  was  telling  your 
innocent  maid  there — very  glad,  indeed ;  because,  as  I  said,  it 
shows  how  forgiving  you  are,  after  all  the  master  has  said 
and  done,  and  the  way  he  has  always  spit  on  every  one  of  your 
family  that  ever  came  here  looking  after  his  money — though, 
indeed,  I'm  sure  you're  a  great  deal  too  good  and  too  religious 
to  care  about  money ;  and  I'm  sure  and  certain  it's  only  for 
the  sake  of  Christian  charity,  and  out  of  a  forgiving  disposi- 
tion, and  to  show  that  there  isn't  a  bit  of  pride  of  any  sort,  or 
kind,  or  description  in  your  carcase — that  you're  come  here  to 
make  yourself  at  home  in  this  house,  that  never  belonged  to 
you,  and  that  never  will,  and  to  beg  favours  of  the  gentleman 
that  hates,  and  despises,  and  insults  everyone  that  carries 
your  name — so  that  the  very  dogs  in  the  streets  would  not 
lick  their  blood.  I  like  that,  Miss  Ashwoode— I  do  like  it," 
she  continued,  advancing  a  little  nearer ;  "  for  it  shows  you 
don't  care  what  bad  people  may  say  or  think,  provided  you  do 
your  Christian  duty.  They  may  say  you're  come  here  to  try 
and  get  the  old  gentleman's  money  ;  they  may  say  that  you're 
eaten  up  to  the  very  backbone  with  meanness,  and  that  you'd 
bear  to  be  kicked  and  spit  upon  from  one  year's  end  to  the 
other  for  the  sake  of  a  few  pounds — they'll  call  you  a  sycophant 
and  a  schemer — but  you  don't  mind  that — and  I  admire  you 
for  it — they'll  say,  miss — for  they  don't  scruple  at  anything — 


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they'll  say  you  lost  your  character  and  fortune  in  Dublin,  and 
came  down  here  in  the  hope  of  finding  them  again  ;  but  I  tell 
you  what  it  is,"  she  continued,  giving  full  vent  to  her  fury, 
and  raising  her  accents  to  a  tone  more  resembling  the  scream 
of  a  screech-owl  than  the  voice  of  a  human  being,  "  I  know 
what  you're  at,  and  I'll  blow  your  schemes,  Miss  Innocence. 
I'll  make  the  house  too  hot  to  hold  you.  Do  you  think  I  mind 
the  old  bed-ridden  cripple,  or  anyone  else  within  its  four  walls  ? 
Hoo  !  I'd  make  no  more  of  them  or  of  you  than  that  old  glass 
there ; "  and  so  saying,  she  hurled  the  candlestick,  with  all 
her  force,  against  the  large  mirror  which  depended  from  the 
wall,  and  dashed  it  to  atoms. 

"  Hoo  !  hoo  ! "  she  screamed,  "  you  think  I  am  afraid  to  do 
what  I  threatened ;  but  wait — wait,  I  say ;  and  now  good- 
night to  you,  Miss  Ashwoode,  for  the  first  time,  and  pleasant 
dreams  to  you." 

So  saying,  the  fiendish  hag,  actually  quivering  with  fury, 
quitted  the  room,  drawing  the  door  after  her  with  a  stunning 
crash,  and  leaving  Mary  Ashwoode  and  her  servant  breathless 
with  astonishment  and  consternation. 


CHAPTER  LXVII. 


THE    EXPULSION. 

WHILE  this  scene  was  going  on  in  Mary  Ashwoode's  chamber, 
our  friend  Oliver  French,  having  wished  Mr.  Audley  good- 
night, had  summoned  to  his  presence  his  confidential  servant, 
Mr.  M'Guinness.  The  corpulent  invalid  sat  in  his  capacious 
chair  by  the  fireside,  with  his  muffled  legs  extended  upon  a 
pile  of  pillows,  a  table  loaded  with  the  materials  of  his  pro- 
tracted and  omnigenous  repast  at  his  side.  Black  M'Guinness 
made  his  appearance,  evidently  a  little  intoxicated,  and  not  a 
little  excited.  He  proceeded  in  a  serpentine  course  through 
the  chamber,  overturning,  of  malice  prepense,  everything  in 
which  he  came  in  contact. 

"  What  the  devil  ails  you,  sir  ?  "  ejaculated  Mr.  French — 
"  what  the  plague  do  you  mean  ?  D — n  you,  M'Guinness, 
you're  drunk,  sir,  or  mad." 

"  Ay,  to  be  sure,"  ejaculated  M'Guinness,  grimly.  "  Why 
not — oh,  do — I've  no  objection ;  d — n  away,  sir,  pray,  do." 

"  What  do  you  mean  by  talking  that  way,  you  scoundrel  P  " 
exclaimed  old  French. 

"  Scoundrel !  "  repeated  M'Guinness,  overturning  a  small 
table,  and  all  thereupon,  with  a  crash  upon  the  floor,  and 


328  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

approaching  the  old  gentleman,  while  his  ugly  face  grew  to  a 
sickly,  tallowy  white  with  rage,  "  you  go  for  to  bring  a  whole 
lot  of  beggarly  squatters  into  the  house  to  make  away  with 
your  substance,  and  to  turn  you  against  your  faithful,  tried, 
trusty,  and  dutiful  servants,"  he  continued,  shaking  his  fist  in 
his  master's  face.  "  You  do,  and  to  leave  them,  ten  to  one,  in 
their  old  days  unprovided  for.  Damn  ingratitude ! — to  the 
devil  with  thankless,  unnatural  vermin !  You  call  me 
scoundrel.  Scoundrel  was  the  word — by  this  cross  it  was." 

While  Oliver  French,  speechless  with  astonishment  and 
rage,  gazed  upon  the  audacious  menial,  Mistress  Martha 
herself  entered  the  chamber. 

"Yes,  they  are,  you  old  dark-hearted  hypocrite— they're 
settled  here -fixed  in  the  house— they  are,"  screamed  she; 
"  but  they  sha'rit  stay  long ;  or,  if  they  do,  I'll  not  leave  a 
whole  bone  in  their  skins.  What  did  they  ever  do  for  you, 
you  thankless  wretch  ?  " 

"  Ay,  what  did  they  ever  do  for  you  ?  "  shouted  M' Guinness. 

"Do  you  think  we're  fools — do  you?  and  idiots — do  you? 
not  to  know  what  you're  at,  you  ungrateful  miscreant !  Turn 
them  out,  bag  and  baggage — every  mother's  skin  of  them,  or 
I'll  show  them  the  reason  why,  turn  them  out,  I  say." 

"  You  infernal  hag,  I'd  see  you  in  hell  or  Bedlam  first," 
shouted  Oliver,  transported  with  fury.  "  You  have  had  your 
way  too  long,  you  accursed  witch — you  have." 

"  Never  mind — oh  ! you  wretch,"  shrieked  she — 

"  never  mind — wait  a  bit— and  never  fear,  you  old  crippled 
sinner,  I'll  be  revenged  on  you,  you  old  devil's  limb.  Here's 
your  watch  for  you,"  screamed  she,  snatching  a  massive, 
chased  gold  watch  from  her  side,  and  hurling  it  at  his  head. 
It  passed  close  by  his  ear,  and  struck  the  floor  behind  him, 
attesting  the  force  with  which  it  had  been  thrown,  as  well  as 
the  solidity  of  its  workmanship,  by  a  deep  mark  ploughed  in 
the  floor. 

Oliver  French  grasped  his  crutch  and  raised  it  threaten- 
ingly. 

"  5fou  old  wretch,  I'll  not  let  you  strike  the  woman,"  cried 
M'Guinness,  snatching  the  poker,  and  preparing  to  dash  it  at 
the  old  man's  head.  What  might  have  been  the  issue  of  the 
strife  it  were  hard  to  say,  had  not  Mr.  Audley  at  that  moment 
entered  the  room. 

"Heyday!  "  cried  that  gentleman,  "I  thought  it  had  been 
robbers — what's  all  this  ?  " 

M'Guinness  turned  upon  him,  but  observing  that  he  carried 
a  pistol  in  each  hand,  he  contented  himself  with  muttering  a 
curse  and  lowering  the  poker  which  he  held  in  his  hand. 

"  Why,  what  the  devil — your  own  servants — your  own 
man  and  woman ! "  exclaimed  Mr.  Audley.  "  I  beg  your 


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pardon,  sir — pray  excuse  me,  Mr.  French ;  perhaps  I  ought 
not  to  have  intruded  upon  you." 

"Pray  don't  go,  Mr.  Audley — don't  think  of  going,"  said 
Oliver,  eagerly,  observing  that  his  visitor  was  drawing  to  the 
door.  "  These  beasts  will  murder  me  if  you  leave  me ;  I 
can't  help  myself — do  stay." 

"  Pray,  madam,  you  are  the  amiable  and  remarkably  quiet 
gentlewoman  with  whom  I  was  to-day  honoured  by  an  inter- 
view ?  God  bless  my  body  and  soul,  can  it  possibly  be?" 
said  Mr.  Audley,  addressing  himself  to  the  lady. 

"You  vile  old  swindling  schemer,"  shrieked  she,  returning 
— "you  skulking,  mean  dog — you  brandy-faced  old  reprobate, 
you — hoo  !  wait,  wait — wait  awhile  ;  I'll  master  you  yet — just 
wait — never  mind — hoo  !  "  and  with  something  like  an  Indian 
war-whoop  she  dashed  out  of  the  room. 

"  Get  out  of  this  apartment,  you  ruffian,  you — M'Guinness, 
get  out  of  the  room,"  cried  old  French,  addressing  the  fellow, 
who  still  stood  grinning  and  growling  there. 

"  No,  I'll  not  till  I  do  my  business,"  retorted  the  man, 
doggedly ;  "  I'll  put  you  to  bed  first.  I've  a  right  to  do  my 
own  business;  I'll  undress  you  and  put  you  to  bed  first — 
bellows  me,  but  I  will." 

"  Mr.  Audley,  I  beg  pardon  for  troubling  you,"  said  Oliver, 
"  but  will  you  pull  the  bell  if  you  please,  like  the  very  devil." 

"Pull  away  till  you  are  black  in  the 'face;  Til  not  stir," 
retorted  M'Guinness. 

Mr.  Audley  pulled  the  bell  with  a  sustained  f  vehemence 
which  it  put  Mr.  French  into  a  perspiration  even  to  witness. 

"  Pull  away,  old  gentleman — you  may  pull  till  you  burst — 
to  the  devil  with  you  all.  I'll  not  stir  a  peg  till  I  choose  it 
myself;  I'll  do  my  business  what  I  was  hired  for  ;  there's  no 

treason  in  that.  D me,  if  I  stir  a  peg  for  you,"  repeated 

M'Guinness,  doggedly. 

Meanwhile,  two  half-dressed,  scared-looking  servants, 
alarmed  by  Mr.  Audley's  persevering  appeals,  showed  them- 
selves at  the  door. 

"Thomas — Martin — come  in  here,  you  pair  of  boobies," 
exclaimed  French,  authoritatively;  "Martin,  do  you  keep  an 
eye  on  that  scoundrel,  and  Thomas,  run  you  down  and 
waken  the  post-boy  and  tell  him  to  put  his  horses  to,  and 
do  you  assist  him,  sir,  away ! 

With  unqualified  amazement  in  their  faces,  the  men  pro- 
ceeded to  obey  their  orders.  . 

"  So,  so,"  said  Oliver,  still  out  of  breath  with  anger, 
11  matters  are  come  to  a  pleasant  pass,  I'm  to  be  brained  with 
my  own  poker — by  my  own  servant — in  my  own  house — very 
pleasant,  because  forsooth,  I  dare  to  do  what  I  please  with 
my  own — highly  agreeable,  truly  !  Mr.  Audley,  may  I  trouble 


330  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor." 

you  to  give  me  a  glass  of  noyeau — let  me  recommend  that  to 
you,  Mr.  Audley,  it  has  the  true  flavour — iiay,  nay — I'll  hear 
of  no  excuse — I'm  absolute  in  my  own  room  at  least — come, 
my  dear  sir — I  implore — I  insist — nay,  I  command  ;  come — 
come — a  bumper;  very  good  health,  sir;  a  pleasant  pair  of 
furies  ! — just  give  me  the  legs  of  that  woodcock  while  we  are 
waiting." 

Accordingly  Mr.  Oliver  French  filled  up  the  brief  interval 
after  his  usual  fashion,  by  adding  slightly  to  the  contents  of 
his  stomach,  and  in  a  little  time  the  servant  whom  he  had 
dispatched  downward,  returned  with  the  post-boy  in  person. 

"  Are  your  horses  under  the  coach,  my  good  lad  ?  "  inquired 
old  French. 

"  No,  but  they're  to  it,  and  that's  better,"  responded  the 
charioteer. 

"  You'll  not  have  far  to  go — only  to  the  little  village  at  the 
end  of  the  avenue,"  said  Mr.  French.  "  Mr.  Audley,  may  I 
trouble  you  to  fill  a  large  glass  of  Creme  de  Portugal ;  thank 
you;  now,  my  good  lad,  take  that,"  continued  he,  delighted 
at  an  opportunity  of  indulging  his  passion  for  ministering 
to  the  stomach  of  a  fellow  mortal,  "  take  it — take  it — every 
drop — good — now  Martin,  do  you  and  Thomas  find  that 
termagant — fury — Martha  Montgomery,  and  conduct  her  to 
the  coach — carry  her  down  if  necessary— put  her  into  it,  and 
one  of  you  remain  with  her,  to  prevent  her  getting  out  again, 
and  let  the  other  return,  and  with  my  friend  the  post-boy,  do 
a  like  good  office  by  my  honest  comrade  Mr.  M'Guinness — 
mind  you  go  along  with  them  to  the  village,  and  let  them  be 
set  down  at  Moroney's  public-house ;  everything  belonging  to 
them  shall  be  sent  down  to-morrow  morning,  and  if  you  ever 
catch  either  of  them  about  the  place— duck  them — whip  them 
— set  the  dogs  on  them — that's  all." 

Shrieking  as  though  body  and  soul  were  parting,  Mrs.  Martha 
was  half-carried,  half-dragged  from  the  scene  of  her  long- 
abused  authority ;  screaming  her  threats,  curses,  and  abuse 
in  volleys,  she  was  deposited  safely  in  the  vehicle,  and  guarded 
by  the  footman — who  in  secret  rejoiced  in  common  with  all 
the  rest  of  the  household  at  the  disgrace  of  the  two  insolent 
favourites — and  was  forced  to  sit  therein  until  her  companion 
in  misfortune  being  placed  at  her  side,  they  were  both,  under 
a  like  escort,  safely  deposited  at  the  door  of  the  little  public- 
house,  scarcely  crediting  the  evidence  of  their  senses  for  the 
reality  of  their  situation. 

Henceforward  Ardgillagh  was  a  tranquil  place,  and  day 
after  day  old  Oliver  French  grew  to  love  the  gentle  creature, 
whom  a  chance  wind  had  thus  carried  to  his  door,  more  and 
more  fondly.  There  was  an  artlessness  and  a  warmth  of 


The  Expulsion.  331 

affection,  and  a  kindliness  about  her,  which  all,  from  the 
master  down  to  the  humblest  servant,  felt  and  loved  ;  a  grace, 
and  dignity,  and  a  simple  beauty  in  every  look  and  action, 
which  none  could  see  and  not  admire.  The  strange  old  man, 
whose  humour  had  never  brooked  contradiction,  felt  for  her, 
he  knew  not  why,  a  tenderness  and  respect  such  as  he  never 
before  believed  a  mortal  creature  could  inspire;  her  gentle 
wish  was  law  to  him ;  to  see  her  sweet  face  was  his  greatest 
joy — to  please  her  his  first  ambition ;  she  grew  to  be,  as  it 
were,  his  idol. 

It  was  her  chief  delight  to  ramble  unattended  through  the 
fine  old  place.  Often,  with  her  faithful  follower,  Flora  Guy, 
she  would  visit  the  humble  dwellings  of  the  poor,  wherever 
grief  or  sickness  was,  and  with  gentle  words  of  comfort  and 
bounteous  pity,  cheer  and  relieve.  But  still,  from  week  to 
week  it  became  too  mournfully  plain  that  the  sweet,  sad  face 
was  growing  paler  and  ever  paler,  and  the  graceful  form  more 
delicately  slight.  In  the  silent  watches  of  the  night  often 
would  Flora  Guy  hear  her  loved  young  mistress  weep  on  for 
hours,  as  though  her  heart  were  breaking ;  yet  from  her  lips 
there  never  fell  at  any  time  one  word  of  murmuring,  nor  any 
save  those  of  gentle  kindness ;  and  often  would  she  sit  by  the 
casement  and  reverently  read  the  pages  of  one  old  volume,  and 
think  and  read  again,  while  ever  and  anon  the  silent  tears, 
gathering  on  the  long,  dark  lashes,  would  fall  one  by  one  upon 
the  leaf,  and  then  would  she  rise  with  such  a  smile  of  heavenly 
comfort  breaking  through  her  tears,  that  peace,  and  hope,  and 
glory  seemed  beaming  in  her  pale  angelic  face. 

Thus  from  day  to  day,  in  the  old  mansion  of  Ardgillagh, 
did  she,  whose  beauty  none,  even  the  most  stoical,  had  ever 
seen  unmoved — whose  artless  graces  and  perfections  all  who 
had  ever  beheld  her  had  thought  unmatched,  fade  slowly  and 
uncomplainingly,  but  with  beauty  if  possible  enhanced,  before 
the  eyes  of  those  who  loved  her ;  yet  they  hoped  on,  and 
strongly  hoped — why  should  they  not?  She  was  young — yes, 
very  young,  and  why  should  the  young  die  in  the  glad  season 
of  their  early  bloom  ? 

Mr.  Audley  became  a  wondrous  favourite  with  his  eccentric 
entertainer,  who  would  not  hear  of  his  fixing  a  time  for  his 
departure,  but  partly  by  entreaties,  partly  by  bullying,  man- 
aged to  induce  him  to  prolong  his  stay  from  week  to  week. 
These  concessions  were  not,  however,  made  without  corre- 
sponding conditions  imposed  by  the  consenting  party,  among 
the  foremost  of  which  was  the  express  stipulation  that  he 
should  not  be  expected,  nor  by  cajolery  nor  menaces  induced 
or  compelled,  to  eat  or  drink  at  all  more  than  he  himself  felt 
prompted  by  the  cravings  of  his  natural  appetite  to  do.  The 
old  gentlemen  had  much  in  common  upon  which  to  exercise 


332  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

their  sympathies ;  they  were  both  staunch  Tories,  both  ad- 
mirable judges  of  claret,  and  no  less  both  extraordinary 
proficients  in  the  delectable  pastimes  of  backgammon  and 
draughts,  whereat,  when  other  resources  failed,  they  played 
with  uncommon  industry  and  perseverance,  and  sometimes 
indulged  in  slight  ebullitions  of  acrimonious  feeling,  scarcely 
exhibited,  however,  before  they  were  atoned  for  by  fervent 
apologies  and  vehement  vows  of  good  behaviour  for  the  future. 
Leaving  this  little  party  to  the  quiet  seclusion  of  Ardgillagh, 
it  becomes  now  our  duty  to  return  for  a  time  to  very  different 
scenes  and  other  personages. 


CHAPTER  LXVIII. 

THE   FRAY. 

IT  now  becomes  onr  dnty  to  return  for  a  short  time  to  Sir 
Henry  Ashwoode  and  Nicholas  Blarden,  whom  we  left  in  hot 
pursuit  of  the  trembling  fugitives.  The  night  was  consumed 
in  vain  but  restless  search,  and  yet  no  satisfactory  clue  to  the 
direction  of  their  flight  had  been  discovered  ;  no  evidence,  not 
even  a  hint,  by  which  to  guide  their  pursuit.  Jaded  by  his 
fruitless  exertions,  frantic  with  rage  and  disappointment, 
Nicholas  Blarden  at  peep  of  light  rode  up  to  the  hall  door  of 
Morley  Court. 

"  No  news  since?  "  cried  he,  fixing  his  bloodshot  eyes  upon 
the  man  who  took  his  horse's  bridle,  "  no  news  since? '' 

"  No,  sir,"  cried  the  fellow,  shaking  his  head,  "  not  a 
word." 

"  Is  Sir  Henry  within  ?  "  inquired  Blarden,  throwing  him- 
self from  the  saddle. 

"  No,  sir,"  replied  the  man. 

"Not  returned  yet,  eh  ?  "  asked  Nicholas. 

"  Yes,  sir,  he  did  return,  and  he  left  again  about  ten 
minutes  ago,"  responded  the  groom. 

"  And  left  no  message  for  me,  eh?  "  rejoined  Blarden. 

"  There's  a  note,  sir,  on  a  scrap  of  paper,  on  the  table  in 
the  hall,  I  forgot  to  mention,"  replied  the  man — "  he  wrote  it 
in  a  hurry,  with  a  pencil,  sir.'3 

Blarden  strode  into  the  hall,  and  easily  discovered  the 
document — a  hurried  scrawl,  scarcely  legible ;  it  ran  as 
follows : — 

"Nothing  yet — no  trace — I  half  suspect  they're  lurking  in 
the  neighbourhood  of  the  house.  I  must  return  to  town — 


The  Fray.  333 

there  are  two  places  which  I  forgot  to  try.  Meet  me,  if  you 
can — say  in  the  old  Saint  Columbia  1;  it's  a  deserted  place,  in 
the  morning  about  ten  or  eleven  o'clock. 

"HENRY  ASHWOODE.'' 

Blarden  glanced  quickly  through  this  effusion. 

"  A  precious  piece  of  paper,  that !  "  muttered  he,  tearing  it 
across,  "worthy  of  its  author — a  cursed  greenhorn  ;  consume 
him  for  a  mouth,  but  no  matter — no  matter  yet.  Here,  you 
rake-helly  squad,  some  of  you,"  shouted  he,  addressing  him- 
self at  random  to  the  servants,  one  of  whom  he  heard  ap- 
proaching, "  here,  I  say,  get  me  some  food  and  drink,  and 
don't  be  long  about  it  either,  I  can  scarce  stand."  So  saying, 
and  satisfied  that  his  directions  would  be  promptly  attended 
to,  he  shambled  into  one  of  the  sitting-rooms,  and  flung  him- 
self at  his  full  length  upon  a  sofa ;  his  disordered  and  bespat- 
tered dress  and  mud-stained  boots  contrasted  agreeably  with 
the  rich  crimson  damask  and  gilded  backs  and  arms  of  the 
couch  on  which  he  lay.  As  he  applied  himself  voraciously 
to  the  solid  fare  and  the  wines  with  which  he  was  speedily 
supplied,  a  thousand  incoherent  schemes,  and  none  of  them  of 
the  most  amiable  kind,  busily  engaged  his  thoughts.  After 
many  wandering  speculations,  he  returned  again  to  a  subject 
which  had  more  than  once  already  presented  itself.  "  And 
then  for  the  brother,  the  fellow  that  laid  his  blows  on  me 
before  a  whole  play-house  full  of  people,  the  vile  spawn  of 
insolent  beggary,  that  struck  me  till  his  arm  was  fairly  tired 
with  striking — I'm  no  fool  to  forget  such  things — the  rascally 
forging  ruffian — the  mean,  swaggering,  lying  bully — no  matter 
— he  must  be  served  out  in  style,  and  so  he  shall.  I'll  not 
hang  him  though,  I  may  turn  him  to  account  yet,  some  way 
or  other — no,  I'll  not  hang  him,  keep  the  halter  in  my  hand — 
the  best  trump  for  the  last  card — hold  the  gallows  over  him, 
and  make  him  lead  a  pleasant  sort  of  life  of  it,  one  way  or 
other.  I'll  not  leave  a  spark  of  pride  in  his  body  I'll  not 
thrash  out  of  him.  I'll  make  him  meeker  and  sleeker  and 
humbler  than  a  spaniel ;  he  shall,  before  the  face  of  all  the 
world,  just  bear  what  I  give  him,  and  do  what  I  bid  him,  like 
a  trained  dog — sink  me,  but  he  shall." 

Somewhat  comforted  by  these  ruminations,  Nicholas  Blar- 
den arose  from  a  substantial  meal,  and  a  reverie,  which 
had  occupied  some  hours;  and  without  caring  to  remove 
from  his  person  the  traces  of  his  toilsome  exertions  of  the 
night  past,  nor  otherwise  to  render  himself  one  whit  a  less 
slovenly  and  neglected-looking  figure  than  when  he  had  that 
morning  dismounted  at  the  hall  door,  he  called  for  a  fresh 
horse,  threw  himself  into  the  saddle,  and  spurred  away  for 
Dublin  city. 


334  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

He  reached  the  doorway  of  the  old  Saint  Oolumbkil,  and, 
under  the  shadow  of  its  ancient  sign-board,  dismounted.  He 
entered  the  tavern,  but  Ashwoode  was  not  there ;  and,  in 
answer  to  his  inquiries,  Mr.  Blarden  was  informed  that  Sir 
Henry  Ashwoode  had  gone  over  to  the  "  Cock  and  Anchor," 
to  have  his  horse  cared  for,  and  that  he  was  momentarily 
expected  back. 

Blarden  consulted  his  huge  gold  watch.  "  It's  eleven  o'clock 
now,  every  minute  of  it,  and  he's  not  come — hoity  toity  rather, 
I  should  say,  all  things  considered.  I  thought  he  was  better 
up  to  his  game  by  this  time — but  no  matter — I'll  give  him  a 
lesson  just  now." 

As  if  for  the  express  purpose  of  further  irritating  Mr.  Blar- 
den's  already  by  no  means  angelic  temper,  several  parties, 
composed  of  second-rate  sporting  characters,  all  laughing, 
swearing,  joking,  betting,  whistling,  and  by  every  device,  con- 
triving together  to  produce  as  much  clatter  and  uproar  as  it 
was  possible  to  do,  successively  entered  the  place. 

"  Well,  Nicky,  boy,  how  does  the  world  wag  with  you  ? '' 
inquired  a  dapper  little  fellow,  approaching  Blarden  with  a 
kind  of  brisk,  hopping  gait,  aad  coaxingly  digging  that  gen- 
tleman's ribs  with  the  butt  of  his  silver-mounted  whip. 

"  What  the  devil  brings  all  these  chaps  here  at  this  hour  ? '' 
inquired  Blarden. 

"  Soft  is  your  horn,  old  boy,"  rejoined  his  acquaintance,  in 
the  same  arch  strain  of  pleasantry ;  "  two  regulur  good  mains 
to  be  fought  to-day — tough  ones,  I  promise  you — Fermanagh 
Dick  against  Long  White — fifty  birds  each — splendid  fowls, 
I'm  told — great  betting — it  will  come  off  in  little  more  than  an 
hour." 

"  I  don't  care  if  it  never  come  off,"  rejoined  Blarden ;  "  I'm 
waiting  for  a  chap  that  ought  to  have  been  here  half  an  hour 
ago.  Eot  him,  I'm  sick  waiting." 

"  Well,  come,  I'll  tell  you  how  we'll  pass  the  time.  I'll 
toss  you  for  guineas,  as  many  tosses  as  you  like,"  rejoined  the 
small  gentleman,  accommodatingly.  "  What  do  you  say  ? — is 
it  a  go  ?  " 

"  Sit  down,  then,"  replied  Blarden  ;  "  sit  down,  can't  you  ? 
and  begin." 

Accordingly  the  two  friends  proceeded  to  recreate  them- 
selves thus  pleasantly.  Mr.  Blarden's  luck  was  decidedly 
bad,  and  he  had  been  already  "physicked,"  as  his  companion 
playfully  remarked,  to  the  amount  of  some  five-and-twenty 
guineas,  and  his  temper  had  become  in  a  corresponding  degree 
affected,  when  he  observed  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode,  jaded,  hag- 
gard, and  with  dress  disordered,  approaching  the  place  where 
he  sat. 

"  Blarden,  we  had  better  leave  this  place,"  said  Ashwoode, 


The  Fray.  335 

glancing  round  at  the  crowded  benches ;  "  there's  too  much 
noise  here.  What  say  you  ?  " 

"  What  do  I  say  P  "  rejoined  Blarden,  in  his  very  loudest 
and  most  insolent  tone — "  I  say  you  have  made  an  appoint- 
ment and  broke  it,  so  stand  there  till  it's  my  convenience  to 
talk  to  you — that's  all." 

Ashwoode  felt  his  blood  tingling  in  his  veins  with  fury  as  he 
observed  the  sneering  significant  faces  of  those  who,  attracted 
by  the  loud  tones  of  Nicholas  Blarden,  watched  the  effect  of 
his  insolence  upon  its  object.  He  heard  conversations  subside 
into  whispers  and  titters  among  the  low  scoundrels  who  en- 
joyed his  humiliation ;  yet  he  dared  not  answer  Blarden  as  he 
would  have  given  worlds  at  that  moment  to  have  done,  and 
with  the  extremest  difficulty  restrained  himself  from  rushing 
among  the  vile  rabble  who  exulted  in  his  degradation,  and 
compelling  them  at  least  to  respect  and  fear  him.  While  he 
stood  thus  with  compressed  lips  and  a  face  pale  as  ashes  with 
rage,  irresolute  what  course  to  take,  one  of  the  coins  for  which 
Blarden  played  rolled  along  the  table,  and  thence  along  the 
floor  for  some  distance. 

"Go,  fetch  that  guinea— jump,  will  you?"  cried  Blarden, 
in  the  same  boisterous  and  intentionally  insolent  tone. 
"  What  are  you  standing  there  for,  like  a  stick  ?  Pick  it  up,  sir." 

Ashwoode  did  not  move,  and  an  universal  titter  ran  round 
the  spectators,  whose  attention  was  now  effectually  enlisted. 

"  Do  what  I  order  you — do  it  this  moment.  D your 

audacity,  you  had  better  do  it,"  said  Blarden,  dashing  his 
clenched  fist  on  the  table  so  as  to  make  the  coin  thereon  jump 
and  jingle. 

Still  Ashwoode  remained  resolutely  fixed,  trembling  in  every 
joint  with  very  passion  ;  prudence  told  him  that  he  ought  to 
leave  the  place  instantly,  but  pride  and  obstinacy,  or  his  evil 
angel,  held  him  there. 

The  sneering  whispers  of  the  crowd,  who  now  pressed 
more  nearly  round  them  in  the  hope  of  some  amusement, 
became  more  and  more  loud  and  distinct,  and  the  words, 
"white  feather,"  "white  liver,''  "muff,"  "cur,"  and  other 
terms  of  a  like  import  reached  Ashwoode's  ear.  Furious  at 
the  contumacy  of  his  wretched  slave,  and  determined  to  over- 
bear and  humble  him,  Blarden  exclaimed  in  a  tone  of  ferocious 
menace, — 

"  Do  as  I  bid  you,  you  cursed,  insolent  upstart — pick  up 
that  coin,  and  give  it  to  me — or  by  the  laws,  you'll  shake  for  it." 

Still  Ashwoode  moved  not. 

"  Do  as  I  bid  you,  you  robbing  swindler,"  shouted  he,  with 
an  oath  too  appalling  for  our  pages,  and  again  rising,  and 
stamping  on  the  floor,  "  or  I'll  give  you  to  the  crows." 

The  titter  which   followed  this  menace  was  unexpectedly 


3  36  The  "Cock  and  A  nckor." 

interrupted.  The  young  man's  aspect  changed;  the  blood 
rushed  in  livid  streams  to  his  face  ;  his  dark  eyes  blazed  with 
deadly  fire ;  and,  like  the  bursting  of  a  storm,  all  the  gathering 
rage  and  vengeance  of  weeks  in  one  tremendous  moment  found 
vent.  With  a  spring  like  that  of  a  tiger,  he  rushed  upon  bis 
persecutor,  and  before  the  astonished  spectators  could  interfere, 
he  had  planted  his  clenched  fists  dozens  of  times,  with  furious 
strength,  in  Blarden's  face.  Utterly  destitute  of  personal 
courage,  the  wretch,  though  incomparably  a  more  powerful 
man  than  his  light-limbed  antagonist,  shrank  back,  stunned 
and  affrighted,  under  the  shower  of  blows,  and  stumbled  and 
fell  over  a  wooden  stool.  With  murderous  resolution,  Ash- 
woode  instantly  drew  his  sword,  and  another  moment  would 
have  witnessed  the  last  of  Blarden's  life,  had  not  several 
persons  thrown  them  selves  between  that  person  and  his  frantic 
assailant. 

"  Hold  back,"  cried  one.  "  The  man's  down — don't  murder 
him." 

"  Down  with  him — he's  mad  !  "  cried  another  ;  tl  brain  him 
with  the  stool." 

"Hold  his  arm,  some  of  you,  or  he'll  murder  the  man!" 
shouted  a  third,  "  hold  him,  will  you?  " 

Overpowered  by  numbers,  with  his  face  lacerated  and  his 
clothes  torn,  and  his  naked  sword  still  in  his  hand,  Ashwoode 
struggled  and  foamed,  and  actually  howled,  to  reach  his 
abhorred  enemy — glaring  like  a  baffled  beast  upon  his  prey. 

"  Send  for  constables,  quick — quick,  I  say,"  shouted  Blarden, 
with  a  frantic  imprecation,  his  face  all  bleeding  under  his 
recent  discipline. 

"  Let  me  go — let  me  go,  I  tell  you,  or  by  the  father  that 
made  me,  I'll  send  my  sword  through  half-a-dozen  of  you," 
almost  shrieked  Ashwoode. 

"  Hold  him — hold  him  fast — consume  you,  hold  him  back  !  " 
shouted  Blarden  ;  "  he's  a  forger  ! — run  for  constables  !  " 

Several  did  run  in  various  directions  for  peace  officers. 

"  Wring  the  sword  from  his  hand,  why  don't  you  ?  "  cried 
one  ;  "  cut  it  out  of  his  hand  with  a  knife  !  " 

"  Knock  him  down  !— down  with  him  !     Hold  on  !  " 

Amid  such  exclamations,  Ashwoode  at  length  succeeded,  by 
several  desperate  efforts,  in  extricating  himself  from  those  who 
held  him  ;  and  without  hat,  and  with  clothes  rent  to  fragments 
in  the  scuffle,  and  his  face  and  hands  all  torn  and  bleeding, 
still  carrying  his  naked  sword  in  his  hand,  he  rushed  from  the 
room,  and,  followed  at  a  respectable  distance  by  several  of 
those  who  had  witnessed  the  scuffle,  and  by  his  distracted 
appearance  attracting  the  wondering  gaze  of  those  who 
traversed  the  streets,  he  ran  recklessly  onward  to  the  "  Cock 
and  Anchor," 


The  Bolted  Window.  337 


CHAPTER  LXIX. 

THE   BOLTED   WINDOW. 

FOLLOWED  at  some  distance  by  a  wondering  crowd,  he  entered 
the  inn-yard,  where,  for  the  first  time,  he  checked  his  flight, 
and  returned  his  sword  to  the  scabbard. 

"  Here,  ostler,  groom — quickly,  here  ! "  cried  Ashwoode. 
"  In  the  devil's  name,  where  are  you  ?  " 

The  ostler  presented  himself,  gazing  in  unfeigned  astonish- 
ment at  the  distracted,  pale,  and  bleeding  figure  before 
him. 

"  Where  have  you  put  my  horse  ?  "  said  Ashwoode. 

"  The  boy's  whispiog  him  down  in  the  back  stable,  your 
honour,"  replied  he. 

"  Have  him  saddled  and  bridled  in  three  seconds,"  said 
Ashwoode,  striding  before  the  man  towards  the  place  indicated. 
"  I'll  make  it  worth  your  while.  My  life — my  life  depends  on 

"  Never  fear,"  said  the  fellow,  quickening  his  pace,  "  may  I 
never  buckle  a  strap  if  I  don't." 

With  these  words,  they  entered  the  stable  together,  but  the 
horse  was  not  there. 

"  Confound  them,  they  brought  him  to  the  dark  stable, 
I  suppose,"  said  the  groom,  impatiently.  "  Come  along, 
sir." 

"  'Sdeath  !  it  will  be  too  late  !  Quick  ! — quick,  man  ! — in 
the  fiend's  name,  be  quick  !  "  said  Ashwoode,  glaring  fearfully 
towards  the  entrance  to  the  inn-yard. 

Their  visit  to  the  second  stable  was  not  more  satisfac- 
tory. 

"  Where  the  devil's  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode's  horse  ?  "  inquired 
the  groom,  addressing  a  fellow  who  was  seated  on  an  oat- 
bin,  drumming  listlessly  with  his  heela  upon  its  sides,  and 
smoking  a  pipe  the  while — "  where's  the  horse  ?  "  repeated 
he. 

The  man  first  satisfied  his  curiosity  by  a  leisurely  .view  of 
Ashwoode's  disordered  dress  and  person,  and  then  removed 
his  pipe  deliberately  from  his  mouth,  and  spat  upon  the 
ground. 

"Where's  Sir  Henry's  .horse  ?  "  he  repeated.  "Why,  Jim 
took  him  out  a  quarter  of  an  hour  ago,  walking  down  towards 
the  Poddle  there.  I'm  thinking  he'll  be  back  soon  now." 

"Saddle  a  horse— any  horse — only  let  him  be  sure  and 
fleet/'  cried  Ashwoode,  "and  I'll  pay  you  his  price  thrice 
over!" 


338  The  "Cock  and  Anchor'' 

"  Well,  it's  a  bargain,"  replied  the  groom,  promptly ;  "  I 
don't  like  to  see  a  gentleman  caught  in  a  hobble,  if  I  can 
help  him  out  of  it.  Take  my  advice,  though,  and  duck  your 
head  under  the  water  in  the  trough  there ;  your  face  is  full 
of  -blood  and  dust,  and  couldn't  but  be  noticed  wherever  you 
went.'3 

While  the  groom  was  with  marvellous  celerity  preparing 
the  horse  which  he  selected  for  the  young  man's  service, 
Ashwoode,  seeing  the  reasonableness  of  his  advice,  ran  to 
the  large  trough  full  of  water  which  stood  before  the  pump 
in  the  inn-yard;  bat  as  he  reached  it,  he  perceived  the 
entrance  of  some  four  or  five  persons  into  the  little  quadrangle 
whom,  at  a  glance,  he  discovered  to  be  constables. 

"  That's  him — he's  our  bird  !  After  him  ! — there  he  goes  !  " 
cried  several  voices. 

Ashwoode  sprang  up  the  stairs  of  the  gallery  which,  as  in 
most  old  inns,  overhung  the  yard.  He  ran  along  it,  and 
rushed  into  the  first  passage  which  opened  from  it.  This  he 
traversed  with  his  utmost  speed,  and  reached  a  chamber  door. 
It  was  fastened ;  but  hurling  himself  against  it  with  his  whole 
weight,  he  burst  it  open,  the  hoarse  voices  of  his  pursuers,  and 
their  heavy  tread,  ringing  in  his  ears.  He  ran  directly  to  the 
casement ;  it  looked  out  upon  a  narrow  by -lane.  He  strove  to 
open  it,  that  he  might  leap  down  upon  the  pavement,  but  it 
resisted  his  efforts  ;  and,  driven  to  bay,  and  hearing  the  steps 
at  the  very  door  of  the  chamber,  he  turned  about  and  drew  his 
sword. 

"  Come,  no  sparring,"  cried  the  foremost,  a  huge  fellow  in  a 
great  coat,  and  with  a  bludgeon  in  his  hand ;  "  give  in  quietly ; 
you're  regularly  caged.'' 

As  the  fellow  advanced,  Ashwoode  met  him  with  a  thrust 
of  his  sword.  The  constable  partly  threw  it  up  with  his  hand, 
but  it  entered  the  fleshy  part  of  his  arm,  and  came  out  near 
his  shoulder  blade. 

"  Murder  !  murder ! — help !  help  ''  shouted  the  man,  stagger- 
ing back,  while  two  or  three  more  of  his  companions  thrust 
themselves  in  at.  the  door. 

Ashwoode  had  hardly  disengaged  his  sword,  when  a  tre- 
mendous blow  upon  the  knuckles  with  a  bludgeon  dashed  it 
from  his  grasp,  and  almost  at  the  same  instant,  he  received  a 
second  blow  upon  the  head,  which  felled  him  to  the  ground, 
insensible,  and  weltering  in  blood,  the  execrations  and  uproar 
of  his  assailants  still  ringing  in  his  ears. 

"  Lift  him  on  the  bed.  Pull  off  his  cravat.  By  the  hoky, 
he's  done  for.  Devil  a  kick  in  him.  Open  his  vest.  Are  you 
hurted,  Grotty?  Get  some  water  and  spirits,  some  of  yees,  an' 
a  towel.  Begorra,  we  just  nicked  him.  He's  an  active  chap. 
See,  he's  opening  his  mouth  and  his  eyes.  Houldhim,  Teague, 


The  Bolted  Window.  339 

for  he's  the  devil's  bird.  Never  mind  it,  Grotty.  Devil  a  fear 
of  you.  Tear  open  the  shirt.  Bedad,  it  was  close  shaving. 
Give  him  a  drop  iv  the  brandy.  Never  a  fear  of  you,  old  bull- 
dog." 

These  and  such  broken  sentences  from  fifty  voices  filled  the 
little  chamber  where  Ashwoode  lay  in  dull  and  ghastly  insensi- 
bility after  his  recent  deadly  struggle,  while  some  stuped  the 
wounds  of  the  combatants  with  spirits  and  water,  and  others 
applied  the  same  medicaments  to  their  own  interiors,  and  all 
talked  loud  and  fast  together,  as  men  are  apt  to  do  after 
scenes  of  excitement. 

We  need  not  follow  Ashwoode  through  the  dreadful  pre- 
liminaries which  terminated  in  his  trial.  In  vain  did  he 
implore  an  interview  with  Nicholas  Blarden,  his  relentless 
prosecutor.  It  were  needless  to  enter  into  the  evidence  for 
the  prosecution,  and  that  for  the  defence,  together  with  the 
points  made  arguments,  and  advanced  by  the  opposing  coun- 
sel ;  it  is  enough  to  know  that  the  case  was  conducted  with 
much  ability  on  both  sides,  and  that  the  jury,  having  de- 
liberated for  more  than  an  hour,  at  length  found  the  verdict 
which  we  shall  just  now  state.  A  baronet  in  the  dock  was  too 
novel  an  exhibition  to  fail  in  drawing  a  full  attendance,  and 
the  consequence  was,  that  never  was  known  such  a  crowd  of 
human  beings  in  a  compass  so  small  as  that  which  packed  the 
court-house  upon  this  memorable  occasion. 

Throughout  the  whole  proceedings,  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode, 
though  deadly  pale,  conducted  himself  with  singular  coolness 
and  self-possession,  frequently  suggesting  questions  to  his 
counsel,  and  watching  the  proceedings  apparently  with  a  mind 
as  disengaged  from  every  agitating  consciousness  of  personal 
danger  as  that  of  any  of  the  indifferent  but  curious  bystanders 
who  looked  on.  He  was  handsomely  dressed,  and  in  his  de- 
graded and  awful  situation  preserved,  nevertheless,  in  his  out- 
ward mien  and  attire,  the  dignity  of  his  rank  and  former 
pretensions.  As  is  invariably  the  case  in  Ireland,  popular 
sympathy  moved  strongly  in  favour  of  the  prisoner,  a  feeling 
of  interest  which  the  grace,  beauty,  and  evident  youth  of  the 
accused,  as  well  as  his  high  rank — for  the  Irish  have  ever  been 
an  aristocratic  race — served  much  to  enhance ;  and  when  the 
case  closed,  and  the  jury  retired  after  an  adverse  charge 
from  the  learned  judge,  to  consider  their  verdict,  perhaps  Ash- 
woode himself  would  have  seemed,  to  the  careless  observer,  the 
least  interested  in  the  result  of  all  who  were  assembled  in  that 
densely  crowded  place,  to  hear  the  final  adjudication  of  the 
law.  Those,  however,  who  watched  him  more  narrowly  could 
observe,  in  this  dreadful  interval,  that  he  raised  his  handker- 
chief often  to  his  face,  keeping  it  almost  constantly  at  his 

z  2 


34-Q  The  "Cock  and  Anchor? 

mouth  to  conceal  the  nervous  twitching  of  the  muscles 
which  he  could  not  control.  The  eyes  of  the  eager  multitude 
wandered  from  the  prisoner  to  the  jury-box,  and  thence  to  the 
impassive  parchment  countenance  of  the  old  ermined  effigy 
who  presided  at  the  harrowing  scene,  and  not  one  ventured  to 
speak  above  his  breath.  At  length,  a  sound  was  heard  at  the 
door  of  the  jury-box — the  jury  was  returning.  A  buzz  ran 
through  the  court,  and  then  the  prolonged  "  hish,"  enjoining 
silence,  while  one  by  one  the  jurors  entered  and  resumed  their 
places  in  the  box.  The  verdict  was — Guilty.. 

In  reply  to  the  usual  interrogatory  from  the  officer  of  the 
court,  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  spoke,  and  though  many  there 
were  moved,  even  to  sobs  and  tears,  yet  his  manner  had 
recovered  its  grace  and  collectedness,  and  his  voice  was  un- 
broken and  musical  as  when  it  was  wont  to  charm  all 
hearers  in  the  gay  saloons  of  fashion,  and  splendour,  and 
heedless  folly,  in  other  times — when  he,  blasted  and  ruined 
as  he  stood  there,  was  the  admired  and  courted  favourite  of 
the  great  and  gay. 

"  My  lord,"  said  he,  "  I  have  nothing  to  urge  which,  in  the 
strict  requirements  of  the  law,  avails  to  abate  the  solemn 
sentence  which  you  are  about  to  pronounce — for  my  life  I 
care  not — something  is,  however,  due  to  my  character  and 
the  name  I  bear — a  name,  my  lord,  never,  never  except  on 
this  day,  never  clouded  by  the  shadow  of  dishonour — a  name 
which  will  yet,  after  I  am  dead  and  gone,  be  surely  and 
entirely  vindicated ;  vindicated,  my  lord,  in  the  entire  dis- 
persion of  the  foul  imputations  and  fatal  contrivances  under 
which  my  fame  is  darkened  and  my  life  is  taken.  Far  am  I 
from  impeaching  the  verdict  that  I  have  just  heard.  I  will 
not  arraign  the  jurymen,  nor  lay  to  their  charge  that  I  am  this 
day  wrongfully  condemned,  but  to  the  charge  of  those  who,  on 
that  witness  table,  have  sworn  my  life  away — perjurers  pro- 
cured for  money,  whose  exposure  I  leave  to  time,  and  whose 
punishment  to  God.  Knowing  that  although  my  body  shall 
ignominiously  perish,  and  though  my  fame  be  tarnished  for  an 
hour,  yet  shall  truth  and  years,  with  irresistible  power,  bring 
my  innocence  to  light — rescue  my  character  and  restore  the 
name  I  bear.  He  who  stands  in  the  shadow  of  death,  as  I  do, 
has  little  to  fear  in  human  censure,  and  little  to  gather  from 
the  applause  of  men.  My  life  is  forfeited,  and  1  must  soon 
go  into  the  presence  of  my  Creator,  to  receive  my  everlasting 
doom  ;  and  in  presence  of  that  almighty  and  terrible  God 
before  whom  I  must  soon  stand,  and  as  I  look  for  mercy  when  He 
shall  judge  me,  I  declare,  that  of  this  crime,  of  which  I  am  pro- 
nounced guilty,  I  am  altogether  innocent.  I  am  a  victim  of  a 
conspiracy,  the  motives  of  which  my  defence  hath  truly  showed 
you.  I  never  committed  the  crime  for  which  I  am  to  suffer. 


The  Baronefs  Room.  341 

I  repeat  that  I  am  innocent,  and  in  witness  of  the  truth  of 
what  I  say,  I  appeal  to  my  Maker  and  my  Judge,  the  Eternal 
and  Almighty  God." 

Having  thus  spoken,  Ashwoode  received  his  sentence,  and 
was  forthwith  removed  to  the  condemned  cell. 

Ashwoode  had  many  and  influential  friends,  and  it  required 
but  a  small  exercise  of  their  good  offices  to  procure  a  reprieve. 
He  would  not  suffer  himself  to  despond — no,  nor  for  one 
moment  to  doubt  his  final  escape  from  the  fangs  of  justice.  He 
was  first  reprieved  for  a  fortnight,  and  before  that  term 
expired  again  for  six  weeks.  In  the  course  of  the  latter  term, 
however,  an  event  occurred  which  fearfully  altered  his  chances 
of  escape,  and  filled  his  mind  with  the  justest  and  most  dread- 
ful apprehensions.  This  was  the  recall  of  Wharton  from  the 
viceroy alty  of  Ireland. 

The  new  lord-lieutenant  could  not  see,  in  the  case  of  the 
young  Whig  baronet,  the  same  extenuating  circumstances 
which  had  wrought  so  effectually  upon  his  predecessor, 
Wharton.  The  judge  who  had  tried  the  case  refused  to  re- 
commend the  prisoner  to  the  mercy  of  the  Crown ;  and  the 
viceroy  accordingly,  in  his  turn,  refused  to  entertain  any 
application  for  the  commutation  or  further  suspension  of  his 
sentence ;  and  now,  for  the  first  time,  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode 
felt  the  tremendous  reality  of  his  situation.  The  term  for 
which  he  was  reprieved  had  nearly  expired,  and  he  felt  that  the 
hours  which  separated  him  from  the  deadly  offices  of  the 
hangman  were  numbered.  Still,  in  this  dreadful  conscious- 
ness, there  mingled  some  faint  and  flickering  ray  of  hope — by 
its  uncertain  mockery  rendering  the  terrors  of  his  situation 
but  the  more  intolerable,  and  by  the  sleepless  agonies  of 
suspense,  unnerving  the  resolution  which  he  might  have  other- 
wise summoned  to  his  aid. 


CHAPTER  LXX. 
THE  BARONET'S  BOOM. 

DESPERATELY  wounded,  O'Connor  lay  between  life  and  death 
for  many  weeks  in  the  dim  and  secluded  apartment  whither 
O'Hanlon  had  borne  him  after  his  combat  with  Sir  Henry 
Ashwoode.  There,  fearing  lest  his  own  encounter  with 
Wharton,  and  its  startling  result,  should  mark  them  for 
pursuit  and  search,  he  placed  O'Connor  under  the  charge  of 
trusty  creatures  of  his  own — for  some  time  not  daring  to  visit 
him  except  under  cover  of  the  night.  This  alarm,  however, 


342  The  "Cock  and  A  nchor" 

soon  subsided  ;  and  consequently  less  precaution  was  adopted. 
O'Connor's  wounds  were,  as  we  have  said,  most  dangerous,  and 
for  fully  two  months  he  lay  upon  the  fiery  couch  of  fever, 
alternately  raving  in  delirium,  and  locked  in  the  dull  stupor 
of  entire  apathy  and  exhaustion.  Through  this  season  of  pain 
and  peril  he  was  sustained,  however,  by  the  energies  of  a 
young  and  vigorous  constitution.  The  fever,  at  length,  abated, 
and  the  unclouded  light  of  reason  returned  ;  still,  however,  in 
body  he  was  weak,  so  weak  that,  sorely  against  his  will,  he  was 
perforce  obliged  to  continue  the  occupant  of  his  narrow  bed,  in 
the  dingy  and  secluded  lodgings  in  which  he  lay.  Impatient 
to  learn  something  of  her  who  entirely  filled  his  thoughts, 
and  of  the  truth  of  whose  love  for  him  he  now  felt  the  revival 
of  more  than  hope,  he  chafed  and  fretted  in  the  narrow 
limits  of  his  dark  and  gloomy  chamber.  Spite  of  all  the 
remonstrances  of  the  old  crone  who  attended  him,  backed  by 
the  more  awful  fulminations  of  his  apothecary,  O'Connor  would 
not  submit  any  longer  to  the  confinement  of  his  bed  ;  and,  but 
for  the  firm  and  effectual  resistance  of  O'Hanlon,  would  have 
succeeded,  weak  as  he  was,  in  making  his  escape  from  the 
house,  and  resuming  his  ordinary  occupations  and  pursuits,  as 
though  his  health  had  not  suffered,  nor  his  strength  become 
impaired,  so  as  to  leave  him  scarcely  the  power  of  walking  a 
hundred  steps,  without  the  extremest  exhaustion  and  lassi- 
tude. To  O'Hanlon's  expostulations  he  was  forced  to  yield, 
and  even  pledged  his  word  to  him  not  to  attempt  a  removal 
from  his  hated  lodgings,  without  his  consent  and  approbation. 
In  reply  to  a  message  to  his  friend  Audley,  he  learned,  much  to 
his  mortification,  that  that  gentleman  had  left  town,  and  as 
thus  full  of  disquiet  and  anxiety,  one  day  O'Connor  was  seated, 
pale  and  languid,  in  his  usual  place  by  the  window,  the  door  of 
his  apartment  opened,  and  O'Hanlon  entered.  He  took  the 
hand  of  the  invalid  and  said, — 

"  I  commend  your  patience,  young  man,  you  have  been 
my  parole  prisoner  for  many  days.  When  is  this  durance  to 
end?" 

"  1'faith,  I  believe  with  my  life,"  rejoined  O'Connor,  "I  never 
knew  before  what  weariness  and  vexation  in  perfection  are — 
this  dusky  room  is  hateful  to  me,  it  grows  narrower  and 
narrower  every  day — and  those  old  houses  opposite — every 
pane  of  glass  in  their  windows,  and  every  brick  in  their  walls 
I  have  learned  by  rote — I  am  tired  to  death.  But,  seriously, 
I  have  other  and  very  different  reasons  for  wishing  to  be  at 
liberty  again — reasons  so  urgent  as  to  leave  me  no  rest  by 
night  or  day.  I  chafe  and  fret  here  like  a  caged  bird.  I  have 
been  too  long  shut  up — my  strength  will  never  come  again 
unless  I  am  allowed  to  breathe  the  fresh  air — you  are  all 
literally  killing  me  with  kindness." 


The  Baronet's  Room.  343 

"  And  yet,"  rejoined  O'Hanlon, "  I  have  never  been  thought 
an  over-careful  leech,  and  truth  to  say,  had  I  suffered  you  to 
have  your  own  way,  you  would  not  now  have  been  a  living 
man.  I  know,  as  well  as  any  of  them,  how  to  tend  a  wound, 
and  this  I  will  say,  that  in  all  my  practice  it  never  yet  has 
been  my  lot  to  meet  with  so  ill-conditioned  and  cross-grained 
a  patient  as  yourself.  Why,  nothing  short  of  downright  force 
has  kept  you  in  your  room— your  life  is  saved  in  spite  of  your- 
self." 

"If  you  keep  me  here  much  longer,"  replied  O'Connor, 
"  it  will  prove  but  indifferent  economy  as  regards  my  bodily 
health,  for  I  shall  undoubtedly  cut  my  throat  before  another 
week." 

"  There  shall  be  no  need,  my  friend,  to  find  such  an  escape," 
replied  O'Hanlon,  "  for  I  now  absolve  you  of  your  promise, 
hitherto  so  well  observed;  nay,  more,  I  advise  you  to  leave  the 
house  to-day.  I  think  your  strength  sufficient,  and  the 
occasion,  moreover,  demands  that  you  should  visit  an  acquaint- 
ance immediately." 

"  Who  is  it  ?  "  inquired  O'Connor,  starting  to  his  feet  with 
alacrity,  "thank  God  I  am  at  length  again  my  own  master." 

"  When  I  this  day  entered  the  yard  of  the  *  Cock  and 
Anchor,"  answered  O'Hanlon,  "  the  inn  where  you  and  I  first 
encountered,  I  found  a  fellow  inquiring  after  you.  most 
earnestly;  he  had  a  letter  with  which  he  was  charged.  It  is 
from  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode,  who  lies  now  in  prison,  and  under 
sentence  of  death.  You  start,  and  no  wonder— his  old 
associates  have  convicted  him  of  forgery." 

"  Gracious  Heaven,  is  it  possible  P  ''  exclaimed  O'Connor. 

"  Nay,  certain?  continued  O'Hanlon,  "  nor  has  he  any 
longer  a  chance  of  escape.  He  has  been  twice  reprieved — but 
his  friend  Wharton  is  recalled — his  reprieve  expires  in  three 
days'  time,  and  then  he  will  be  inevitably  executed." 

"  Good  God,  is  this  —  can  it  be  reality  ? "  exclaimed 
O'Connor,  trembling  with  the  violence  of  his  agitation, 
"give  me  the  letter.''  He  broke  the  seal,  and  read  as 
follows : — 

"  EDMOND  O'CONNOR, — I  know  I  have  wronged  you  sorely. 
I  have  destroyed  your  peace  and  endangered  your  life.  You 
are  more  than  avenged.  I  write  this  in  the  condemned  cell  of 
the  gaol.  If  you  can  bring  yourself  to  confer  with  me  for  a 
few  minutes,  come  here.  I  stand  on  no  ceremony,  and  time 
presses.  Do  not  fail.  If  you  be  living  I  shall  expect  you. 

"HENRY  ASHWOODE." 

O'Connor's  preparations  were  speedily  made,  and  leaning 
upon  the  arm  of  his  elder  friend,  he,  with  slow  and  feeble 


344  The  "Cock  and  Anchor'' 

steps,  and  a  head  giddy  with  his  long  confinement,  and  the 
agitating  anticipation  of  the  scene  in  which  he  was  just  about 
to  be  engaged,  traversed  the  streets  which  separated  his 
lodging  from  the  old  city  gaol— a  sombre,  stern,  and  melan- 
choly-looking building,  surrounded  by  crowded  and  dilapidated 
houses,  with  decayed  plaster  and  patched  windows,  and  a 
certain  desolate  and  sickly  aspect,  as  though  scared  and  blasted 
by  the  contagious  proximity  of  that  dark  receptacle  of  crime 
and  desperation  which  loomed  above  them.  At  the  gate 
O'Hanlon  parted  from  him,  appointing  to  meet  him  again  in 
the  "  Cock  and  Anchor,"  whither  he  repaired.  After  some 
questions,  O'Connor  was  admitted.  The  clanging  of  bolts, 
and  bars,  and  door-chains,  smote  heavily  on  his  heart — he 
heard  no  other  sounds  but  these  and  the  echoing  tread  of  their 
own  feet,  as  they  traversed  the  long,  dark,  stone-paved 
passages  which  led  to  the  dungeon  in  which  he  whom  he  had 
last  seen  in  the  pride  of  fashion,  and  youth,  and  strength,  was 
now  a  condemned  felon,  and  within  a  few  hours  of  a  public 
and  ignominious  death.  The  turnkey  paused  at  one  of  the 
narrow  doors  opening  from  the  dusky  corridor,  and  unclosing 
it,  said, — 

"  A  gentleman,  sir,  to  see  you." 

"  Request  him  to  corne  in,"  replied  a  voice,  which,  though 
feebler  than  it  used  to  be,  O'Connor  had  no  difficulty  in  re- 
cognizing. In  compliance  with  this  invitation,  he  with  a 
throbbing  heart  entered  the  prison- room.  It  was  dimly 
lighted  by  a  single  small  window  set  high  in  the  wall,  and 
darkened  by  iron  bars.  A  small  deal  table,  with  a  few  books 
carelessly  laid  upon  it,  occupied  the  centre  of  the  cell,  and  two 
heavy  stools  were  placed  beside  it,  on  one  of  which  was  seated 
a  figure,  with  his  back  to  the  light,  to  conceal,  with  a  desperate 
tenacity  of  pride,  the  ravages  which  the  terrific  mental  fever  of 
weeks  had  wrought  in  his  once  bold  and  handsome  face.  By 
the  wall  was  stretched  a  wretched  pallet;  and  upon  the 
plaster  were  written  and  scratched,  according  to  the  various 
moods  of  the  miserable  and  guilty  tenants  of  the  place,  a 
hundred  records,  some  of  slang  philosophy,  some,  of  desperate 
drunken  defiance,  and  some  again  of  terror,  but  all  bearing 
reference  to  the  dreadful  scene  to  which  this  was  but  the 
ante-chamber  and  the  passage.  Many  hieroglyphical  emblems 
of  unmistakable  significance  had  also  been  traced  upon  the 
walls  by  the  successive  occupants  of  the  place,  such  as  coffins, 
gallows-trees,  skulls  and  cross-bones  ;  the  most  striking 
among  which  symbols  was  a  large  figure  of  death  upon  a 
horse,  sketched  with  much  spirit,  by  some  moralizing  convict, 
with  a  piece  of  burned  stick,  and  to  which  some  waggish 
successor  had  appropriately  added,  in  red  chalk,  a  gigantic 
pair  of  spurs.  As  soon  as  O'Connor  entered,  the  turnkey 


The  Farewell.  345 

closed  the  door,  and  he  and  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  were  left 
alone.  A  silence  of  some  minutes,  which  neither  party  dared 
to  break,  ensued. 


CHAPTER  LXXI. 

THE   FAREWELL. 

O'CONNOR  was  the  first  to  speak.  In  a  low  voice,  which 
trembled  with  agitation,  he  said, — 

"  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode,  I  have  come  here  in  answer  to  a 
note  which  reached  me  but  a  few  minutes  since.  You  desired 
a  conference  with  me  ;  it  there  any  commission  with  which  you 
would  wish  to  charge  me  ? — if  so,  let  me  know  it,  and  it  shall 
be  done.'5 

"  None,  none,  Mr.  O'Connor,  thank  you,"  rejoined  Ash- 
woode, recovering  his  characteristic  self-possession,  and  con- 
tinuing proudly,  "  if  you  add  to  your  visit  a  patient  audience 
of  a  few  minutes,  you  will  have  conferred  upon  me  the  only 
favour  I  desire.  Pray,  sit  down;  it  is  rather  a  hard  and  a 
homely  seat,"  he  added,  with  a  haggard,  joyless  smile — "but 
the  only  one  this  place  supplies." 

Another  silence  followed,  during  which  Sir  Henry  Ash- 
woode restlessly  shifted  his  attitude  every  moment,  in  evident 
and  uncontrollable  nervous  excitement.  At  length  he  arose, 
and  walked  twice  or  thrice  up  and  down  the  narrow  chamber, 
exhibiting  without  any  longer  care  for  concealment  his  pale, 
wasted  face  in  the  full  light  which  streamed  in  through  the 
grated  window,  his  sunken  eyes  and  unshorn  chin,  and  worn 
and  attenuated  figure. 

"  You  hear  that  sound,'3  said  he,  abruptly  stopping  short, 
and  looking  with  the  same  strange  smile  upon  O'Connor  ;  "  the 
clank  upon  the  flags  as  I  walk  up  and  down — the  jingle  of 
the  fetters — isn't  it  strange — isn't  it  odd — like  a  dream — 
eh?" 

Another  silence  followed,  which  Ashwoode  again  abruptly 
interrupted. 

"  You  know  all  this  story  ? — of  course  you  do — everybody 
does — how  the  wretches  have  trapped  me — isn't  it  terrible — 
isn't  it  dreadful  ?  Oh  !  you  cannot  know  what  it  is  to  mope 
about  this  place  alone,  when  it  is  growing  dark,  as  I  do 
every  evening,  and  in  the  night  time,  if  I  had  been  another 
man,  I'd  have  been  raving  mad  by  this  time.  I  said  alone — 
did  I?"  he  continued,  with  increasing  excitement;  "oh! 
that  it  were ! — oh  !  that  it  were  !  He  comes  there — there,'' 


346 


The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 


he  screamed,  pointing  to  the  foot  of  the  bed,  "  with  all  those 
infernal  cloths  and  fringes  about  his  face,  morning  and 
evening.  Ah,  G-od  !  such  a  thing — half  idiot,  half  fiend  ;  and 
still  the  same,  though  I  curse  him  till  I'm  hoarse,  he  won't 


leave  it.  Can't  they  wait — can't  they  wait?  for-ever  is  a 
long  day.  As  I'm  a  living  man,  he's  with  me  every  night — 
there — there  is  the  body,  gaping  and  nodding — there — there — 
there ! " 

As  he  shouted  this   with  frantic   and  despairing    horror, 
shaking  his  clenched  hands  toward  the  place  of  his  dreaded 


The  Farewell.  347 

nightly  visitant,  O'Connor  felt  a  thrill  of  horror  such  as  he 
had  never  known  before,  and  hardly  recovered  from  this  painful 
feeling,  when  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  turned  to  the  little  table 
on  which,  among  many  things,  a  vessel  of  water  was  placed, 
and  filling  some  out  into  a  cracked  cup,  he  added  to  it  drops 
from  a  phial,  and  hastily  swallowed  the  mixture. 

"  Laudanum  is  all  the  philosophy  or  religion  I  can  boast;  it's 
well  to  have  even  so  much/'  said  he,  returning  the  bottle  to  his 
pocket.  "  It's  a  dead  secret,  though,  that  I  have  got  any ; 
this  is  a  present  from  the  doctor  they  allow  me  to  see,  and 
I'm  on  honour  not—-to  poison  myself — isn't  it  comical  ? — for 
fear  he  should  get  into  a  scrape ;  but  I've  another  game  to 
play — no  fear  of  that — no,  no.'' 

Another  silence  followed,  and  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  said 
quickly, — 

"  What  do  the  people  say  about  it  P  Do  they  think  I  forged 
that  accursed  bond  ?  Do  they  think  me  guilty  ?  " 

O'Connor  declared  his  entire  ignorance  of  public  rumour, 
alleging  his  own  illness,  and  consequent  close  confinement,  as 
the  cause  of  it. 

"  They  sha'n't  believe  me  guilty,  no,  they  sha'n't.  Look  ye, 
sir,  I  have  one  good  feeling  left,"  he  resumed,  vehemently  ; 
"  I  will  not  let  my  name  suffer.  If  the  most  resolute  firmness 
to  the  very  last,  and  the  most  solemn  renunciation  of  the 
charges  preferred  against  me,  reiterated  at  the  foot  of  the 
gallows,  with  the  halter  about  my  neck — if  these  can  beget  a 
belief  of  my  innocence,  my  name  shall  be  clear — my  name 
shall  not  suffer  ;  this  last  outrage  I  will  avert ;  but  oh,  my 
God  !  is  there  no  chance  yet — must  I — must  I  perish  ?  Will 
no  one  save  me — will  no  one  help  me?  Oh,  God!  oh,  God! 
is  there  no  pity — no  succour ;  must  it  come?  " 

Thus  crying,  he  threw  himself  forward  upon  the  table,  while 
every  joint  and  muscle  quivered  and  heaved  with  fierce 
hysterical  sobs  which,  more  like  a  succession  of  short  convulsive 
shrieks  than  actual  weeping,  betrayed  his  agony,  while  O'Connor 
looked  on  with  a  mixture  of  horror  and  pity,  which  all  that  was 
past  could  not  suppress. 

At  length  the  paroxysm  subsided.  The  wretched  man 
filled  out  some  more  water,  and  mingling  some  drops  of 
laudanum  ,in  it,  he  drank  it  off,  and  became  comparatively 
composed. 

"Not  a  word  of  this  to  any  living  being,  I  charge  you," 
said  he,  clutching  O'Connor's  arm  in  his  attenuated  hand, 
and  fixing  his  sunken  fiery  eyes  upon  his ;  "  I  would  not  have 
my  folly  known ;  I'm  not  always  so  weak  as  you  have  seen 
me.  It  must  be,  that's  all — no  help  for  it.  It's  rather  a  novel 
thing,  though,  to  hang  a  baronet — ha  !  ha  !  You  look  scared 
— you  think  my  wits  are  unsettled;  but  you're  wrong.  I 


348  The  "  Cock  and  Anchor? 

don't  sleep ;  I  hav'n't  for  some  time  ;  and  want  of  rest,  you 
know,  makes  a  man's  manner  odd;  makes  him  excitable — 
nervons.  I'm  more  myself  now.3' 

After  a  short  pause,  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  resumed, — 

"  When  we  had  that  affray  together,  in  which  would  to  God 
you  had  run  me  through  the  heart,  you  put  a  question  to  me 
about  my  sister — poor  Mary;  I  will  answer  that  now,  and  more 
than  answer  it.  That  girl  loves  you  with  her  whole  heart ; 
loves  you  alone  ;  never  loved  another.  It  matters  not  to  tell 
how  I  and  my  father — the  great  and  accursed  first  cause  of 
all  our  misfortunes  and  miseries— effected  your  estrangement. 
The  Italian  miscreant  told  you  truth.  The  girl  is  gone  I  know 
not  whither,  to  seek  an  asylum  from  me — ay,  from  we.  To  save 
my  life  and  honour.  I  would  have  constrained  her  to  marry 
the  wretch  who  has  destroyed  me.  It  was  he— he  who  urged 
it,  who  cajoled  me.  I  joined  him,  to  save  my  life  and  honour  ! 
and  now — oh  !  God,  where  are  they  ?  " 

O'Connor  rose,  and  said  somewhat  sternly, — 

"  May  God  pardon  you,  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode,  for  all  you  have 
done  against  the  peace  of  that  most  noble  and  generous  being, 
your  sister.  What  I  have  suffered  at  your  hands  I  heartily 
forgive." 

"  1  ask  forgiveness  nowhere,"  rejoined  Ashwoode,  stoically  ; 
"  what's  done  is  done.  It  has  been  a  wild  and  fitful  life,  and 
is  now  over.  What  forgiveness  can  you  give  me  or  she  that's 
worth  a  thought  P — folly,  folly !  " 

"  One  word  of  earnest  hope  before  I  leave  you ;  one  word 
of  solemn  warning,"  said  O'Connor;  "the  vanities  of  this 
world  are  fading  fast  and  for  ever  from  your  view ;  you  are 
going  where  the  applause  of  men  can  reach  you  no  more  !  I 
conjure  yon,  then,  for  the  sake  of  your  eternal  peace,  if  your 
sentence  be  a  just  one,  do  not  insult  your  Creator  by  denying 
your  guilt,  and  pass  into  His  awful  presence  with  a  lie  upon 
your  lips." 

Ashwoode  paused  for  a  moment,  and  then  walked  suddenly 
up  to  O'Connor,  and  almost  in  a  whisper  said, — 

"  Not  a  word  of  that,  my  course  is  chosen ;  not  one  Word 
more.  Observe,  what  has  passed  between  us  is  private ;  now 
leave  me."  So  saying,  Ashwoode  turned  from  him,  and 
walked  toward  the  narrow  window  of  his  cell. 

"  Farewell,  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode,  farewell  for  ever  ;  and  may 
God  have  mercy  upon  you,"  said  O'Connor,  passing  out  upou 
the  dark  and  narrow  corridor. 

The  turnkey  closed  the  door  with  a  heavy  crash  upon  his 
prisoner,  and  locked  it  once  more,  and  thus  the  two  young 
men,  who  had  so  often  and  so  variously  encountered  in  the 
unequal  path  of  life,  were  parted  never  again  to  meet  in  the 
wayward  scenes  of  this  chequered  and  changeful  existence. 


The  Rope  and  the  Riot.  349 

Tired  and  agitated,  O'Connor  threw  himself  into  the  first 
coach  he  met,  and  was  deposited  safely  in  the  "Cock  and 
Anchor.''  It  were  vain  to  attempt  to  describe  the  ecstasies 
and  transports  of  honest  Larry  Toole  at  the  unexpected  re- 
covery of  his  long-lost  master ;  we  shall  not  attempt  to  do  so. 
It  is  enough  for  our  purpose  to  state  that  at  the  "  Cock  and 
Anchor"  O'Connor  received  two  letters  from  his  old  friend, 
Mr.  Audley,  and  one  conveying  a  pressing  invitation  from 
Oliver  French  of  Ardgillagh,  in  compliance  with  which,  early 
on  the  next  morning,  he  mounted  his  horse,  and  set  forth, 
followed  by  his  trusty  squire,  upon  the  high  road  to  Naas,  re- 
solved to  task  his  strength  to  the  uttermost,  although  he  knew 
that  even  thus  he  must  necessarily  divide  his  journey  into 
many  more  stages  than  his  impatience  would  have  allowed, 
had  more  rapid  travelling  in  his  weak  condition  been 
possible. 


CHAPTER  LXXII. 

THE   EOPE   AND   THE    RIOT    IN    GALLOWS    GREEN — AND    THE  WOODS 
OF   ARDGILLAGH  BY   MOONLIGHT. 

AT  length  came  that  day,  that  dreadful  day,  whose  evening 
Sir  Henry  Ashwoode  was  never  to  see.  Noon  was  the  time 
fixed  for  the  fatal  ceremonial ;  and  long  before  that  hour,  the 
mob,  in  one  dense  mass  of  thousands,  had  thronged  and 
choked  the  streets  leading  to  the  old  gaol.  Upon  this  awful 
day  the  wretched  man  acquired,  by  a  strange  revulsion,  a  kind 
of  stoical  composure,  which  sustained  him  throughout  the 
dreadful  preparations.  With  hands  cold  as  clay,  and  a  face 
white  as  ashes,  and  from  which  every  vestige  of  animation 
had  vanished,  he  proceeded,  nevertheless,  with  a  calm  and 
collected  demeanour  to  make  all  his  predetermined  arrange- 
ments for  the  fearful  scene.  With  a  minute  elaborateness  he 
finished  his  toilet,  and  dressed  himself  in  a  grave,  but  particu- 
larly handsome  suit.  Could  this  shrunken,  torpid,  ghastly 
spectre,  in  reality  be  the  same  creature  who,  a  few  months 
since,  was  the  admiration  and  envy  of  half  the  beaux  of 
Dublin  ? 

There  was  little  or  none  of  the  fitful  excitability  about  him 
which  had  heretofore  marked  his  demeanour  during  his  con- 
finement ;  on  the  contrary  a  kind  of  stupor  and  apathy  had 
supervened,  partly  occasioned  by  the  laudanum  which  he  had 
taken  in  unusually  large  quantities,  and  partly  by  the  over- 
whelming horror  of  his  situation.  He  seemed  to  observe  and 


350  The  " Cock  and  A  nckor." 

hear  nothing.  When  the  gaoler  entered  to  remove  his  irons, 
shortly  before  the  time  of  his  removal  had  arrived,  he  seemed 
a  little  startled,  and  observing  the  physician  who  had  attended 
him  among  those  who  stood  at  the  door  of  his  cell,  he  beckoned 
him  toward  him. 

"Doctor,  doctor,"  said  he  in  a  dusky  voice,  "how  much 
laudanum  may  I  safely  take  ?  I  want  my  head  clear  to  say 
a  few  words,  to  speak  to  the  people.  Don't  give  me  too  much  ; 
but  let  me,  with  that  condition,  have  whatever  I  can  safely 
swallow.  You  know — you  understand  me ;  don't  oblige  me  to 
speak  any  more  just  now." 

The  physician  felt  his  pulse,  and  looked  in  his  face,  and 
then  mingled  a  little  laudanum  and  water,  which  he  applied 
to  the  young  man's  pale?  dry  lips.  This  dose  was  hardly 
swallowed,  when  one  of  the  gaol  officials  entered,  and  stated 
that  the  ordinary  was  anxious  to  know  whether  the  prisoner 
wished  to  pray  or  confer  with  him  in  private  before  his 
departure.  The  question  had  to  be  twice  repeated  ere  it 
reached  Sir  Henry.  He  replied,  however,  quickly,  and  in  a 
low  tone, — 

"  No,  no,  not  for  the  world.  I  can't  bear  it ;  don't  disturb 
me — don't,  don't." 

It  was  now  intimated  to  the  prisoner  that  he  must  proceed. 
His  arms  were  pinioned,  and  he  was  conducted  along  the 
passages  leading  to  the  entrance  of  the  gaol,  where  he  was 
received  by  the  sheriff.  For  a  moment,  as  he  passed  out  into 
the  broad  light  and  the  keen  fresh  air,  he  beheld  the  vast  and 
eager  mob  pressing  and  heaving  like  a  great  dark  sea  around 
him,  and  the  mounted  escort  of  dragoons  with  drawn  swords 
and  gay  uniforms  ;  and  without  attaching  any  clear  or  definite 
meaning  to  the  spectacle,  he  beheld  the  plumes  of  a  hearse, 
and  two  or  three  fellows  engaged  in  sliding  the  long  black 
coffin  into  its  place.  These  sights,  and  the  strange,  gaping 
faces  of  the  crowd,  and  the  sheriff's  carriage,  and  the  gay 
liveries,  and  the  crowded  fronts  and  roofs  of  the  crazy  old 
houses  opposite,  for  one  moment  danced  like  the  fragment  of 
a  dream  across  his  vision,  and  in  the  next  he  sat  in  the  old- 
fashioned  coach  which  was  to  convey  him  to  the  place  of 
execution. 

"  Only  twenty-seven  years,  only  twenty-seven  years,  only 
twenty-seven  years,"  he  muttered,  vacantly  and  mechanically 
repeating  the  words  which  had  reached  his  ear  from  those 
who  were  curiously  reading  the  plate  upon  the  coffin  as  he 
entered  the  coach — "  only  twenty-seven,  twenty-seven." 

The  awful  procession  moved  on  to  the  place  of  its  final 
destination  ;  the  enormous  mob  rushing  along  with  it — 
crowding,  jostling,  swearing,  laughing,  whistling,  quarrelling, 
and  hustling,  as  they  forced  their  way  onward,  and  staring 


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with  coarse  and  eager  curiosity  whenever  they  could  into  the 
vehicle  in  which  Ashwoode  sat.  All  the  sights — the  haggard, 
smirched,  and  eager  faces,  the  prancing  horses  of  the  troopers, 
the  well-known  shops  and  streets,  and  the  crowded  windows 
— all  sailed  by  his  eyes  like  some  unintelligible  and  heart- 
sickening  dream.  The  place  of  public  execution  for  criminals 
was  then,  and  continued  to  be  for  long  after,  a  spot  signifi- 
ficantly  denominated  "  Gallows  Hill,"  situated  in  the  neigh- 
bourhood of  St.  Stephen's  Green,  and  not  far  from  the  line  at 
present  traversed  by  Baggot  Street.  There  a  permanent 
gallows  was  erected,  and  thither,  at  length,  amid  thousands 
of  crowding  spectators,  the  melancholy  procession  came,  and 
proceeded  to  the  centre  of  area,  where  the  gallows  stood,  with 
the  long  new  rope  swinging  in  the  wind,  and  the  cart  and  the 
hangman,  with  the  guard  of  soldiers,  prepared  for  their  recep- 
tion. The  vehicles  drew  up,  and  those  who  had  to  play  a 
part  in  the  dreadful  scene  descended.  The  guard  took  their 
place,  preserving  a  narrow  circle  around  the  fatal  spot,  free 
from  the  pressure  of  the  crowd.  The  carriages  were  driven  a 
little  away,  and  the  coffin  was  placed  close  under  the  gallows, 
while  Ashwoode,  leaning  upon  the  chaplain  and  upon  one  of 
the  sheriffs,  proceeded  toward  the  cart,  which  made  the  rude 
platform  on  which  he  was  to  stand. 

"  Sir  Henry  Ashwoode,"  observes  a  contemporary  authority, 
the  Dublin  Journal,  "  showed  a  great  deal  of  calmness  and 
dignity,  insomuch  that  a  great  many  of  the  mob,  especially 
among  the  women,  were  weeping.  His  figure  and  features 
were  handsome,  and  he  was  finely  dressed.  He  prayed  a 
short  time  with  the  ordinary,  and  then,  with  little  assistance, 
mounted  the  hurdle,  whence  he  spoke  to  the  people,  declaring 
his  innocence  with  great  solemnity.  Then  the  hangman 
loosened  his  cravat,  and  opened  his  shirt  at  the  neck,  and  Sir 
Henry  turning  to  him,  bid  him,  as  it  was  understood,  to  take  a 
ring  from  his  finger,  for  a  token  of  forgiveness,  which  he  did, 
and  then  the  man  drew  the  cap  over  his  eyes ;  but  he  made  a 
sign,  and  the  hangman  lifted  it  up  again,  and  Sir  Henry,  look- 
ing round  at  all  the  multitude,  said  again,  three  times,'  In  the 
presence  of  God  Almighty,  I  stand  here  innocent ; '  and  then, 
a  minute  after,  *  I  forgive  all  my  enemies,  and  I  die  innocent ; ' 
then  he  spoke  a  word  to  the  hangman,  and  the  cap  being 
pulled  down,  and  the  rope  quickly  adjusted,  the  hurdle  was 
moved  away,  and  he  swung  off,  the  people  with  one  consent 
crying  out  the  while.  He  struggled  for  a  long  time,  and  very 
hard ;  and  not  for  more  than  an  hour  was  the  body  cut  down, 
and  laid  in  the  coffin.  He  was  buried  in  the  night-time.  His 
last  dying  words  have  begot  among  most  people  a  great 
opinion  of  his  innocence,  though  the  lawyers  still  hold  to  it 
that  he  was  guilty.  It  was  said  that  Mr.  Blarden,  the  prose- 


352  The  "Cock  and  Anchor." 

cutor,  Was  in  a  house  in  Stephen's  Green,  to  see  the  hanging, 
and  as  soon  as  the  mob  heard  it,  they  went  and  broke  the 
windows,  and,  but  for  the  soldiers,  would  have  forced  their 
way  in,  and  done  more  violence." 

Thus  speaks  the  Dublin  Journal,  and  the  extract  needs  no 
addition  from  us. 

Gladly  do  we  leave  this  hateful  scene,  and  turn  from  the 
dreadful  fate  of  him  whose  follies  and  vices  had  wrought  so 
much  misery  to  others,  and  ended  in  such  fearful  ignominy 
and  destruction  to  himself.  We  leave  the  smoky  town,  with 
all  its  fashion,  vice,  and  villainy  ;  its  princely  equipages  ;  its 
prodigals  ;  its  paupers  ;  its  great  men  and  its  sycophants ;  its 
mountebanks  and  mendicants ;  its  riches  and  its  wretched- 
ness. We  leave  that  old  city  of  strange  compounds,  where 
the  sublime  and  the  ridiculous,  deep  tragedies  and  most 
whimsical  farces  are  ever  mingling — where  magnificence  and 
squalor  rub  shoulders  day  by  day,  and  beggars  sit  upon  the 
steps  of  palaces.  How  much  of  what  is  wonderful,  wild,  and 
awful,  has  not  thy  secret  history  known  !  How  much  of  the 
romance  of  human  act  and  passion,  vicissitude,  joy  and  sorrow, 
grandeur  and  despair,  has  there  not  lived,  and  moved,  and 
perished,  age  after  age,  under  thy  perennial  curtain  of  solemn 
smoke  ! 

Far,  far  behind,  we  leave  the  sickly  smoky  town — and  over 
the  far  blue  hills  and  wooded  country — through  rocky  glens, 
and  by  sonorous  streams,  and  over  broad  undulating  plains, 
and  through  the  quiet  villages,  with  their  humble  thatched 
roofs  from  which  curls  up  the  light  blue  smoke  among  the 
sheltering  bushes  and  tall  hedge-rows — through  ever- changing 
scenes  of  softest  rural  beauty,  in  day  time  and  at  even- 
tide, and  by  the  wan,  misty  moonlight,  we  follow  the  two 
travellers  who  ride  toward  the  old  domain  of  Ardgillagh. 

The  fourth  day's  journey  brought  them  to  the  little  village 
which  formed  one  of  the  boundaries  of  that  old  place.  But, 
long  ere  they  reached  it,  the  sun  had  gone  down  behind  the 
distant  hills,  under  his  dusky  canopy  of  crimson  clouds,  and 
the  pale  moon  had  thrown  its  broad  light  and  shadows  over 
the  misty  landscape.  Under  the  soft  splendour  of  the  moon, 
chequered  by  the  moving  shadows  of  the  tall  and  ancient 
trees,  they  rode  into  the  humble  village — no  sound  arose  to 
greet  them  but  the  desultory  baying  of  the  village  dogs,  and 
the  soft  sighing  of  the  light  breeze  through  the  spreading 
boughs — and  no  signal  of  waking  life  was  seen,  except,  few  and 
far  between,  the  red  level  beam  of  some  still  glowing  turf  fire, 
shining  through  the  rude  and  narrow  aperture  that  served  the 
simple  rustic  instead  of  casement. 

At  one  of  these  humble  dwellings  Larry  Toole  applied  for 


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information,  and  with  ready  courtesy  the  "  man  of  the  house," 
in  person,  walked  with  them  to  the  entrance  of  the  place,  and 
shoved  open  one  of  the  valves  of  the  crazy  old  gate,  and 
O'Connor  rode  slowly  in,  following,  with  his  best  caution,  the 
directions  of  his  guide.  His  honest  squire,  Larry,  meanwhile, 
loitered  a  little  behind,  in  conference  with  the  courteous 
peasant,  and  with  the  laudable  intention  of  procuring  some 
trifling  refection,  which,  however,  he  determined  to  swallow 
without  dismounting,  and  with  all  convenient  dispatch,  bear- 
ing in  mind  a  wholesome  remembrance  of  the  disasters  which 
followed  his  convivial  indulgence  in  the  little  town  of 
Chapelizod.  While  Larry  thus  loitered,  O'Connor  followed 
the  wild  winding  avenue  which  formed  the  only  approach  to 
the  old  mansion.  This  rude  track  led  him  a  devious  way 
over  slopes,  and  through  hollows,  and  by  the  broad  grey 
rocks,  white  as'  sheeted  phantoms  in  the  moonlight,  and  the 
thick  weeds  and  brushwood  glittering  with  the  heavy  dew  of 
night,  and  through  the  beautiful  misty  vistas  of  the  ancient 
wild  wood,  now  still  and  solemn  as  old  cathedral  aisles.  Thus, 
under  the  serene  and  cloudless  light  of  the  sailing  moon,  he 
had  reached  the  bank  of  the  broad  and  shallow  brook  whose 
shadowy  nooks  and  gleaming  eddies  were  canopied  under  the 
gnarled  and  arching  boughs  of  the  hoary  thorn  and  oak— and 
here  tradition  tells  a  marvellous  tale. 

It  is  narrated  that  when  O'Connor  reached  this  point,  his 
jaded  horse  stopped  short,  refusing  to  cross  the  stream,  and 
when  urged  by  voice  and  spur,  reared,  snorted,  and  by  every 
indication  exhibited  the  extremest  terror  and  an  obstinate 
reluctance  to  pass  the  brook.  The  rider  dismounted — took  his 
steed  by  the  head,  patted  and  caressed  him,  and  by  every  art 
endeavoured  to  induce  him  to  traverse  the  little  stream,  but  in 
vain ;  while  thus  fruitlessly  employed,  his  attention  was 
arrested  by  the  sounds  of  a  female  voice,  in  low  and  singularly 
sweet  and  plaintive  lamentation,  and  looking  across  the  water, 
for  the  first  time  he  beheld  the  object  which  so  affrighted  his 
steed.  It  was  a  female  figure  arrayed  in  a  mantle  of  dusky 
red,  the  hood  of  which  hung  forward  so  as  to  hide  the  face 
and  head  :  she  was  seated  upon  a  broad  grey  rock  by  the 
brook's  side,  and  her  head  leaned  forward  so  as  to  rest  upon 
her  knees ;  her  bare  arm  hung  by  her  side,  and  the  white 
fingers  played  listlessly  in  the  clear  waters  of  the  brook,  while 
with  a  wild  and  piteous  chaunt,  which  grew  louder  and  clearer 
as  he  gazed,  she  still  sang  on  her  strange  mournful  song. 
Spellbound  and  entranced,  he  knew  not  why,  O'Connor  gazed 
on  in  speechless  and  breathless  awe,  until  at  length  the  tall 
form  arose  and  disappeared  among  the  old  trees,  and  the 
sounds  melted  away  and  were  lost  among  the  soft  chiming  of 
the  brook,  and  heard  no  more.  He  dared  not  say  whether  it 

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354  The  "Cock  and  Anchor  " 

was  reality  or  illusion,  he  felt  like  one  suddenly  recalled  from 
a  dream,  and  a  certain  awe,  and  horror,  and  dismay  still  hung- 
upon  him,  for  which  he  scarcely  could  account. 

Without  further  resistance,  the  hor&e  now  crossed  the  brook  ; 
O'Connor  remounted,  and  followed  the  shadowy  track;  but 
again  he  was  destined  to  meet  with  interruption  ;  the  pathway 
which  he  followed,  embowered  among  the  branching  trees  and 
bushes,  at  one  point  wound  beneath  a  low,  ivy-mantled  rock ; 
he  was  turning  this  point,  when  his  horse,  snorting  loudly, 
checked  his  pace  with  a  recoil  so  sudden  that  he  threw  him- 
self back  upon  his  haunches,  and  remained,  except  for  his 
violent  trembling,  fixed  and  motionless.  O'Connor  raised  his 
eyes,  and  standing  upon  the  rock  which  overhung  the  avenue, 
he  beheld,  for  a  moment,  a  tall  female  form  clothed  in  an  ample 
cloak  of  dusky  red.  The  arms  with  the  hands  clasped,  as  if  in 
the  extremity  of  woe,  firmly  together,  were  extended  above  her 
head,  the  face  white  as  the  foam  of  the  river,  and  the  eyes 
preternaturally  large  and  wild,  were  raised  fixedly  toward  the 
broad  bright  moon ;  this  phantom,  for  such  it  was,  for  a 
moment  occupied  his  gaze,  and  in  the  next,  with  a  scream  so 
piercing  and  appalling  that  his  very  marrow  seemed  to  freeze 
at  the  sound,  she  threw  herself  forward  as  though  she  would 
cast  herself  upon  the  horse  and  rider — and,  was  gone. 

The  horse  started  wildly  off  and  galloped  at  headlong  speed 
up  the  broken  ascent,  and  for  some  time  O'Connor  had  not 
collectedness  to  check  his  frantic  course,  or  even  to  think; 
at  length,  however,  he  succeeded  in  calming  the  terrified 
animal — and,  uttering  a  fervent  prayer,  he  proceeded,  without 
further  adventure,  till  the  tall  gable  of  the  old  mansion  in  the 
spectral  light  of  the  moon  among  its  thick  embowering  trees 
and  rich  ivy-mantles,  with  all  its  tall  white  chimney  stacks 
and  narrow  windows  with  their  thousand  glittering  panes, 
arose  before  his  anxious  gaze. 


CHAPTER   LXXIII. 

THE   LAST   LOOK. 

TIME  had  flowed  on  smoothly  in  the  qniet  old  place,  with  an 
even  current  unbroken  and  unmarred,  except  by  one  event. 
Sir  Henry  Ashwoode's  danger  was  known  to  old  French  and 
Mr.  Audley ;  but  with  anxious  and  effectual  care  they  kept  all 
knowledge  of  his  peril  and  disgrace  from  poor  Mary :  this 
pang  was  spared  her.  The  months  that  passed  had  wrought 
in  her  a  change  so  great  and  so  melancholy,  that  none  could 


His  horse,  snorting  loudly,  checked  his  pace." 

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The  Last  Look.  355 

look  upon  her  without  sorrowful  forebodings,  without  mis- 
givings against  which  they  vainly  strove.  Sore  grief  had 
done  its  worst :  the  light  and  graceful  step  grew  languid  and 
feeble — the  young  face  wan  and  wasted — the  beautiful  eyes 
grew  dim;  and  now  in  her  sad  and  early  decline,  as  in  other 
times,  when  her  smile  was  sunshine,  and  her  very  step  light 
music,  -was  still  with  her  the  same  warm  and  gentle  spirit; 
and  even  amid  the  waste  and  desolation  of  decay,  still  pre- 
vailed the  ineffaceable  lines  of  that  matchless  and  touching 
beauty,  which  in  other  times  had  wrought  such  magic. 

It  was  upon  that  day,  the  night  of  which  saw  O'Connor's 
long-deferred  arrival  at  Ardgillagb,  that  Flora  Guy,  vainly 
striving  to  restrain  her  tears,  knocked  at  Mr.  Audley's 
chamber  door.  The  old  gentleman  quickly  answered  the 
summons. 

"Ah,  sir,"  said  the  girl,  "she's  very  bad,  sir,  if  you  wish  to 
see  her.  come  at  once." 

"  I  do,  indeed,  wish  to  see  her,  the  dear  child,"  said  he, 
while  the  tears  started  to  his  eyes  ;  "  bring  me  to  the  room." 

He  followed  the  kind  girl  to  the  door,  and  she  first  went  in, 
and  in  a  low  voke  told  her  that  Mr.  Audley  wished  much  to 
see  her,  and  she,  with  her  own  sweet,  sad  smile,  bade  her  bring 
him  to  her  bedside. 

Twice  the  old  man  essayed  to  enter,  and  twice  he  stayed 
to  weep  bitterly  as  a  child.  At  length  he  commanded  com- 
posure enough  to  enter,  and  stood  by  the  bedside,  and  silently 
and  reverently  held  the  hand  of  her  that  was  dying. 

"  My  dear  child !  my  darling ! "  said  he,  vainly  striving  to 
suppress  his  sobs,  while  the  tears  fell  fast  upon  the  thin 
small  hand  he  held  in  his — "  I  have  sought  this  interview, 
to  tell  you  what  I  would  fain  have  told  you  often  before  now 
but  knew  not  how  to  speak  of  it,  I  want  to  speak  to  you  of 
one  who  loved  you,  and  loves  you  still,  as  mortal  has  seldom 
loved  ;  of — of  my  good  young  friend  O'Connor." 

As  he  said  this,  he  saw,  or  was  it  fancy,  the  faintest  flush 
imaginable  for  one  moment  tinge  her  pale  cheek.  He  had 
touched  a  chord  to  which  the  pulses  of  her  heart,  until  they 
had  ceased  to  beat,  must  tremble ;  and  silently  and  slow  the 
tears  gathered  upon  her  long  dark  lashes,  and  followed  one 
another  down  her  wan  face,  unheeded.  Thus  she  listened 
while  he  related  how  truly  O'Connor  had  loved  her,  and  when 
the  tale  was  ended  she  wept  on  long  and  silently. 

"  Flora,"  she  said  at  length,  "  cut  off  a  lock  of  my  hair." 

The  girl  did  as  she  was  desired,  and  in  her  thin  and  feeble 
hand  her  young  mistress  took  it. 

"  Whenever  you  see  him,  sir,"  said  she,  "  will  you  give  him 
this,  and  say  that  I  sent  it  for  a  token  that  to  the  last  I  loved 
him,  and  to  help  him  to  remember  me  when  I  am  gone  :  this 

A  a  2 


The  "Cock  and  Anchor  " 

is  my  last  message — and  poor  Flora,  won't  you  take  care  of 
her  ?  " 

"  Won't  I,  won't  I ! ''  sobbed  the  old  man,  vehemently. 
"  While  I  have  a  shilling  in  the  world  she  shall  never  know 
want — faithful  creature" — and  he  grasped  the  honest  girl's- 
hand,  and  shook  it,  and  sobbed  and  wept  like  a  child. 

He  took  the  long  dark  ringlet,  which  he  had  promised  to- 
give  to  O'Connor ;  and  seeing  that  his  presence  agitated  her, 
he  took  a  long  last  look  at  the  young  face  he  was  never  more 
to  see  in  life,  and  kissing  the  small  hand  again  and  again,  he 
turned  and  went  out,  crying  bitterly. 

Soon  after  this  she  grew  much  fainter,  and  twice  or  thrice- 
she  spoke  as  though  her  mind  was  busy  with  other  scenes. 

"  Let  us  go  down  to  the  well  side,"  she  said,  "  the  primroses- 
and  cowslips  are  always  there  the  earliest  ;*'  and  then  she 
said  again,  "He's  coming,  Flora;  he'll  be  here  very  soon,  so 
come  and  dress  my  hair  ;  he  likes  to  see  my  hair  dressed  with- 
flowers — wild  flowers." 

Shortly  after  this  she  sank  into  a  soft  and  gentle  sleep,  and 
while  she  lay  thus  calmly,  there  came  over  her  pale  face  a 
smile  of  such  a  pure  and  heavenly  light,  that  angelic  hoper 
and  peace,  and  glory,  shone  in  its  beauty.  The  smile  changed 
not;  but  she  was  dead!  The  sorrowful  struggle  was  over — 
the  weary  bosom  was  at  rest — the  true  and  gentle  heart  was 
cold  for  ever — the  brief  but  sorrowful  trial  was  over — the 
desolate  mourner  was  gone  to  the  land  where  the  pangs  of 
grief,  the  tumults  of  passion,  regrets,  and  cold  neglect  are  felt 
no  more. 

Her  favourite  bird,  with  gay  wings,  flutters  to  the  casement;, 
the  flowers  she  planted  are  sweet  upon  the  evening  air ;  and 
by  their  hearths  the  poor  still  talk  of  her  and  bless  her;  but 
the  silvery  voice  that  spoke,  and  the  gentle  hand  that  tended, 
and  the  beautiful  smile  that  gave  an  angelic  grace  to  the 
offices  of  charity,  where  are  they  ? 

The  tapers  are  lighted  in  the  silent  chamber,  and  Flora 
Guy  has  laid  early  spring  flowers  on  the  still  cold  form  that 
sleeps  there  in  its  serene  sad  beauty  tranquilly  and  for  ever  ; 
when  in  the  court-yard  are  heard  the  tramp  and  clatter  of  a, 
horse's  hoofs — it  is  he — O'Connor, — he  comes  for  her — the 
long  lost— the  dearly  loved — the  true-hearted — the  found 
again. 

'Twere  vain  to  tell  of  frantic  grief — words  cannot  tell,  nor 
imagination  conceive,  the  depth — the  wildness — the  desolation 
of  that  woe. 


Conclusion .  357 

CONCLUSION". 

SOME  fifteen  years  ago  there  was  still  to  be  seen  in  the  little 
mined  church  which  occupies  a  corner  in  what  yet  remains  of 
the  once  magnificent  domain  of  Ardgillagh,  side  by  side  among- 
the  tangled  weeds,  two  gravestones  ;  one  recording  the  death 
of  Mary  Ashwoode,  at  the  early  age  of  twenty-two,  in  the  year 
of  grace  1710;  the  other,  that  of  Edmond  O'Connor,  who  fell 
at  Denain,  in  the  year  of  our  Lord  1712.  Thus  they  were, 
who  in  life  were  separated,  laid  side  by  side  in  death.  It  is 
a  still  and  sequestered  spot,  and  the  little  ruin  clothed  in  rich 
ivy,  and  sheltered  by  the  great  old  trees  with  its  solemn  and 
holy  quiet,  in  such  a  resting-place  as  most  mortals  would 
fain  repose  in  when  their  race  is  done. 

For  the  rest  our  task  is  quickly  done.  Mr.  Audley  and 
Oliver  French  had  so  much  gotten  into  one  another's  way  of 
going  on,  that  the  former  gentleman  from  week  to  week,  and 
from  month  to  month,  continued  to  prolong  his  visit,  until 
after  a  residence  of  eight  years,  he  died  at  length  in  the 
mansion  of  Ardgillagh,  at  a  very  advanced  age,  and  without 
more  than  two  days'  illness,  having  never  experienced  before, 
in  all  his  life,  one  hour's  sickness  of  any  kind.  Honest  Oliver 
French  outlived  his  boon  companion  by  the  space  of  two  years, 
having  just  eaten  an  omelette  and  actually  called  for  some 
woodcock-pie ;  he  departed  suddenly  while  the  servant  was 
raising  the  crust.  Old  Audley  left  Flora  Guy  well  provided 
for  at  his  death,  but  somehow  or  other  considerably  before 
that  event  Larry  Toole  succeeded  in  prevailing  on  the  honest 
handmaiden  to  marry  him,  and  altnough,  questionless,  there 
was  some  disparity  in  point  of  years,  yet  tradition  says,  and 
we  believe  it,  that  there  never  lived  a  fonder  or  a  happier 
couple,  and  it  is  a  genealogical  fact,  that  half  the  Tooles  who 
are  now  to  be  found  in  that  quarter  of  the  country,  derive 
their  descent  from  the  very  alliance  in  question. 

Of  Major  O'Leary  we  have  only  to  say  that  the  rumour 
which  hinted  at  his  having  united  his  fortunes  with  those  of 
the  house  of  Rumble,  were  but  too  well  founded.  He  retired 
with  his  buxom  bride  to  a  small  property,  remote  from  the 
dissipation  of  the  capital,  and  except  in  the  matter  of  an  occa- 
sional cock-fight,  whenever  it  happened  to  be  within  reach, 
or  a  tough  encounter  with  the  squire,  when  a  new  pipe  of  claret 
was  to  be  tasted,  one  or  two  occasional  indiscretions,  he  became, 
as  he  himself  declared,  in  all  respects  an  ornament  to  society. 

Lady  Stukely,  within  a  few  months  after  the  explosion  with 
young  Ashwoode,  vented  her  indignation  by  actually  marrying 
young  Pigwiggynne.  It  was  said,  indeed,  that  they  were  not 
happy ;  of  this,  however,  we  cannot  be  sure ;  but  it  is  un- 
doubtedly certain  that  they  used  to  beat,  scratch,  and  pinch 


35§  The  "Cock  and  Anchor" 

«ach  other  in  private — whether  in  play  merely,  or  with  the 
serious  intention  of  correcting  one  another's  infirmities  of 
temper,  we  know  not.  Several  weeks  before  Lady  Stukely's 
marriage,  Emily  Copland  succeeded  in  her  long-cherished 
schemes  against  the  celibacy  of  poor  Lord  Aspenly.  His 
lordship,  however,  lived  on  with  a  perseverance  perfectly 
spiteful,  and  his  lady,  alas  and  alack-a-day,  tired  out,  at 
length  committed  a  faux  pas — the  trial  is  on  record,  and 
eventuated,  it  is  sufficient  to  say,  in  a  verdict  for  the  plaintiff. 

Of  Chancey,  we  have  only  to  say  that  his  fate  was  as 
miserable  as  his  life  had  been  abject  and  guilty.  "When  he 
arose  after  the  tremendous  fall  which  he  had  received  at  the 
hands  of  his  employer,  Nicholas  Blarden,  upon  the  memor- 
able night  which  defeated  all  their  schemes,  for  he  did  arise 
•with  life — intellect  and  remembrance  were  alike  quenched — 
he  was  thenceforward  a  drivelling  idiot.  Though  none  cared 
to  inquire  into  the  cause  and  circumstances  of  his  miserable 
privation,  long  was  he  well  known  and  pointed  out  in  the 
streets  of  Dublin,  where  he  subsisted  upon  the  scanty  alms 
of  superstitious  charity,  until  at  length,  during  the  great  frost 
in  the  year  1739,  he  was  found  dead  one  morning,  in  a  corner 
under  St.  Andoen's  Arch,  stark  and  cold,  cowering  in  his 
accustomed  attitude. 

Nicholas  Blarden  died  upon  his  feather  bed,  and  if  every 
luxury  which  imagination  can  devise,  or  prodigal  wealth  pro- 
cure, can  avail  to  soothe  the  racking  torments  of  the  body, 
and  the  terrors  of  the  appalled  spirit,  he  died  happy. 

Of  the  other  actors  in  this  drama — with  the  exception  of 
M'Quirk,  who  was  publicly  whipped  for  stealing  four  pounds 
of  sausages  from  an  eating  house  in  Bride  Street,  and  the 
Italian,  who,  we  believe,  was  seen  as  groom-porter  in  Mr. 
Blarden's  hell,  for  many  years  after — tradition  is  silent. 


GILBERT   AND   BIVINGTON,    LD.,    ST.    JOHN'S    HOUSE,    CLEBKBNWELL, 


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PR  Le  Fanu,  Joseph  Sheridan 

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