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I MADE AI.I, HASTK TO OKT AWAT. 



THE 



COKNHILL 



MAGAZINE 



VOL. XXXY. 

JANUARY TO JUNE, 1877, 



LONDON: 
SMITH, ELDER & CO., 15 WATERLOO PLACE. 

1877. 




v 



[The right of Publishing Translations of Articles in this Magazine is reserved.'] 



CONTEOTS OF VOLUME XXXV. 



EREMA ; OR, MY FATHERS SIN. 

PAGE 

Chapter XII. Gold and Grief. 1 

XIII. The Sawyer's Prayer 6 

XIV. Not far to seek 9 

XV. Brought to Bank 15 

XVI. Firm and Infirm 19 

XVII. Hard and Soft 129 

XVIII. Out of the Golden Gate 134 

XIX. Inside the Channel 139 

XX. Bruntsea 143 

XXL Listless 148 

XXII. Betsy Bowen 363 

XXIII. Betsy's Tale 368 

XXIV. Betsy's Tale (continued) 373 

XXV. Betsy's Tale (concluded) 377 

XXVI. At the Bank 385 

XXVII. Cousin Montague 392 

XXVIII. A Check 398 

XXIX. At the Pump 403 

XXX. Cocks and Coxcombs 617 

XXXI. Adrift 622 

XXXII. At Home 628 

XXXIII. Lord Castlewood 633 

XXXIV. Shoxford 641 

XXXV. The Sexton , 646 

XXXVI. A Simple Question 653 

XXXVII. Some Answer to it 658 

XXXVIII. A Witch 664 

CARITA. 

Chapter XXII. Mystified 106 

XXIII. A Remonstrance 114 

XXIV. On the other Side of the Wall 121 

XXV. An Idealist 234 

XXVI. In the "House" 241 

XXVII. The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing 249 

XXVIII. The Fireside 257 

XXIX. The Old Folk and the Young 264 

XXX. A Rebellious Heart 271 

XXXI. The House of Mourning 490 



yj CONTENTS. 

CAHITA (continued). 

Chapter XXXU. Taking up Dropt Stitehes .................................... 497 

XXXIII. Little Emmy's Visitors ........................................ 504 

XXXTV. The Widow.... .................................................... 513 

XXXV. Eoger's Fate ....................................................... 521 

XXXVI. Between the Two ................................................ 528 

XXXVII. The Crisis Approaching ....................................... 738 

XXXVIII. The Supreme Moment .......................................... 745 

XXXIX. The Hand of Fate ................................................ 753 

" Alfarache, Guzman de," and the Gusto Picaresco .................................... 24 

Alps (The) in Winter ................................................................... . ...... 352 

Anecdotes of an Epicure ..................................................................... 56 

Ave Maria. (A Breton Legend.) By Alfred Austin .................................... 735 

Bacchus and Ariadne, The Triumph of. (Lorenzo de' Medici's Carnival Song.) 458 

Bath, A Fashionable, in the Olden Time ................................................ 195 

Bulgarian Popular Songs .................................................. .. ................. 221 

Chaucer's Love-Poetry ........................................................................ 280 

Consciousness, Dual..... ............................... . ....................................... 86 

Crema and the Crucifix ....................................................................... 685 

Donegal, Folk-Lore of the County of. The Fairies .................................... 172 

Dual Consciousness ..................................................................... . ...... 86 

Dutch Milton, A .............................................................................. 696 

Epicure, Anecdotes of an ..................................................................... 56 

Falling in Love, On ..................... ....................................................... 214 

Fashionable Bath in the Olden Time ...................................................... 195 

Fielding's Novels. Hours in a Library. No. XIV ................................... 154 

Folk-Lore of the County Donegal. The Fairies ..................................... 172 

From Stratford to London .................................................................. 69 

Genius and Vanity ........................................................................... 670 

Gossip of History, The ........................................................................ 325 

Great Storms ................................................................................. 182 

" Gusman de Alfarache " and the Gusto Picaresco .................... . ........... 24 

Heroes and Valets ....................... v ................................................... 4g 

History, the Gossip of ................................................................ 335 

Hours in a Library. No. XIV. Fielding's Novels ............................. 154 

,, No. XV. Charles Kingsley ................................... 424 

Is the Moon Dead? , 



Kingsley, Charles. Hours in a Library. No. XV ......................... 424 

Lizzie's Bargain. Parti ................................................. c-g 

Partn ................................................. .I.!.""".*!;".! 694 

Lorenzo de' Medici's Carnival Song. The Triumph of Bacchus and Ariadne ... 458 
Love, On Falling in .................................................. 

Marriages, Quiet ..................................................... 

My Neighbour's Wife ................................................ 

Mythology, TheKationale of ..................................... 



CONTENTS. Vii 

PAGE 

Nils Jensen 298 

" Out of the Mouth of Babes " 84 

Quiet Marriages 460 

Kain-Cloud (The). (After the Tamil) 208 

Eain, the Levelling Power of 476 

Eationale of Mythology, The 407 

Bidicule and Truth 580 

Sicilian Folk-Songs 443 

Storms, Great 182 

Stratford to London 69 

Sweet Love is Dead. By Alfred Austin 279 

Transcaucasia 536 

Truth and Kidicule 580 

Turkish Ways and Turkish Women, On. Part III 340 

Valets and Heroes - 46 

Vanity and Genius 670 



LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. 



TO PACK PACK 

I MADE ALL HASTE TO GET AWAY 1 

"YES, YOU YOUNG IDIOT !" CRIED THE OLD MAX, JUMPING UP 106 

I KNEW THEKK WOULD BE NONE TO LOVE LIKE THEM, 'WHEREVER I MIGHT GO 129 

"Ott, WHAT A FARCE IT WAS," SHE THOUGHT 234 

"ELAINE" 257 

TO ME HE SEEMED VERY MUCH TO BB THAWING TO HER 363 

"LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY NEW WARD, MlSS EllEMA CASTLBWOOD " ... 385 

"I HAVE BSKX IN GREAT TROUBLE LATELY," SAID HE 490 

"SOMETHING MORE YET ONLY ONE THING MORE" 513 

HERE i FOUND LORD CASTLEWOOD 617 

"I KNOWS THE MAN WHO DONE IT" 641 

HER EYES WERE WITH HER HEART, AND THAT WAS FAR AWAY 738 




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CORNHILL MAGAZINE. 



JANUARY, 1877. 



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CHAPTER XII. 
GOLD AND GRIEF. 

T may have been ail hour, 
but it seemed an age, ere 
the sound of the horn, 
in Firm's strong blast, 
released me from my 
hiding - place. I had 
heard no report of fire- 
arms, nor perceived any 
sign of conflict ; and. 
certainly the house was 
not on fire, or else I must 
have seen the smoke. 
For being still in great 
alarm, I had kept a very 
sharp look-out. 

Ephraim Gundry 
came to meet me, which 
was very kind of Mm. 
He carried his bugle in 
his belt, that he might 
sound again for me, if needful. But I was already running towards the 
house, having made up my mind to be resolute. Nevertheless I was 
highly pleased to have his company, and hear what had been .done. 

" Please to let me help you, " he said with a smile ; " why, Miss, you 
are trembling dreadfully. I assure you, there is no cause for that." 
VOL. xxxv. NO. 205. 1. 




2 EREMA. 

" But you might have been killed, and Uncle Sani, and Mai-tin, and 
everybody. Oh, those men did look so horrible ! " 

" Yes, they always do, till you come to know them. But bigger 
cowards were never born. If they can take people by surprise, and shoot 
them without any danger, it is a splendid treat to them. But if any one 
like grandfather meets them, face to face, in the daylight, their respect 
for law and life returns. It is not the first visit they have paid us. 
Grandfather kept his temper well. It was lucky for them that he did." 

Remembering that the rovers must have numbered nearly three to 
one, even if all our men were staunch, I thought it lucky for ourselves 
that there had been no outbreak. But Firm seemed rather sorry that 
they had departed so easily. And knowing that he never bragged, I 
began to share his confidence. 

" They must be shot, sooner or later," he said ; " unless indeed they 
should be hanged. Their manner of going on is out of date, in these 
days of settlement. It was all very well, ten years ago. But now we 
are a civilised state, and the hand of law is over us. I think we were 
wrong to let them go. But of course I yield to the governor. And I 
think he was afraid for your sake. And to tell the truth, I may have 
been the same." 

Here he gave my arm a little squeeze, which appeared to me quite 
out of place ; therefore I withdrew, and hurried on. Before he could 
catch me, I entered the door, and found the Sawyer sitting calmly with 
his own long pipe once more, and watching Suan cooking. 

" They rogues have had all the best of our victuals, " he said, as soon as 
he had kissed me. " Respectable visitors is my delight, and welcome to 
all of the larder. But at my time of life, it goes agin' the grain, to lease 
out my dinner to galley-rakers. Suan, you are burning the fat again." 

Suan Isco, being an excellent cook (although of quiet temper), never 
paid heed to criticism, but lifted her elbow, and went on. Mr. Gundry 
know that it was wise to offer no further meddling ; although it is well 
to keep them up to their work by a little grumbling. But when I came 
to see what broken bits were left for Suan to deal with, I only wondered 
that he was not cross. 

" Thank God for a better meal than I deserve," he said, when they 
all had finished ; " Suan, you are a treasure, as I tell you every day 
a'most. Now, if they have left us a bottle of wine, let us have it up. 
We be all in the dumps. But that will never do, my lad." 

He patted Firm on the shoulder, as if he were the younger man of 
the two ; and his grandson went down to the wreck of the cellar ; while 
I, who had tried to wait upon them, in an eager clumsy way, perceived 
that something was gone amiss, something more serious and lasting than 
the mischief made by the robber troop. "Was it that his long ride had 
failed, and" not a friend could be found to help him ? 

When Martin and the rest were gone, after a single lass of wine, 
and Ephraim had made excuse of something to be seen to, the Sawyer 



EREMA. 3 

leaned back in his chair, and his cheerful face was troubled. I filled his 
pipe, and lit it for him, and waited for him to speak, well knowing his 
simple and outspoken heart. But he looked at me, and thanked me 
kindly, and seemed to be turning some grief in his mind. 

" It ain't for the money," he said at last, talking more to himself 
than to me ; " the money might a'been all very well, and useful in a sort 
of way. But the feelin', the feelin' is the thing I look at ; and it ought 
to have been more hearty. Security ! Charge on my land indeed ! 
And I can run away, but my land must stop behind ! What security 
did I ask of them 1 'Tis enough a'most to make a rogue of me." 

" Nothing could ever do that, Uncle Sam ! " I exclaimed, as I came 
and sat close to him ; while he looked at me bravely, and began to smile. 

" Why, what was little Missy thinking of 1 " he asked. " How solid 
she looks ! Why, I never see the like ! " 

" Then you ought to have seen it, Uncle Sam. You ought to have 
seen it fifty times, with everybody who loves you. And who can help 
loving you, Uncle Sam ? " 

" Well, they say that I charged too much for lumber, a'cuttin' on the 
cross, and the backstroke work. And it may a'been so, when I took 
agin a man. But to bring up all that, with the mill strown down, is a 
cowardly thing, to my thinking. And to make no count of the beadin' 
T threw in, whenever it were a straightforrard job, and the turpsy 
knots, and the clogging of the teeth 'tis a bad bit to swallow, when the 
mill is strown." 

" But the mill shall not be strown, Uncle Sam. The mill shall be 
built again. And I will find the money." 

Mr. Gundry stared at me, and shook his head. He could not bear 
to tell me how poor I was, while I thought myself almost made of 
money. " Five thousand dollars you have got put by for me," I con- 
tinued, with great importance. " Five thousand dollars from the sale, and 
the insurance fund. And five thousand dollars must be five-and-twenty- 
thousand francs. Uncle Sam, you shall have every farthing of it. And 
if that won't build the mill again, I have got my mother's diamonds." 

" Five thousand dollars ! " cried the Sawyer, in amazement, opening 
his deep grey eyes at me. And then he remembered the tale which he 
had told, to make me seem independent. " Oh yes, to be sure, my dear ; 
now I recollect. To be sure to be sure your own five thousand 
dollars ! But never will I touch one cent of your nice little fortune ; 
no, not to save my life. After all, I am not so gone in years, but what 
I can build the mill again myself. The Lord hath spared my hands and 
eyes, and gifted me still with machinery And Firm is a very handy 
lad, and can carry out a job pretty fairly, with better brains to stand 
over him ; although it has not pleased the Lord to gift him with sense of 
machinery, like me. But that is all for the best, no doubt. If Ephraim 
had too much of brains, he might have contradicted me. And that I 
could never abide, God knows, from any green young jackanapes." 



4 EREtfA, 

" Oh, Uncle Sam, let me tell you something, something very 
important ! " 

" No, my dear, nothing more just now. It has done me good to 
have a little talk, and scared the blue somethings out of me. But just 
go and ask whatever is become of Firm. He was riled with them 
greasei's. It was all I could do to keep the boy out of a difficulty with 
them. And if they camp anywhere nigh, it is like enough he may go 
hankerin' after them. The grand march of intellect hathn't managed 
yet to march old heads upon young shoulders. And Firm might happen 
to go outside the law." 

The thought of this frightened me not a little ; for Firm, though mild 
of speech, was very hot of spirit at any wrong ; as I knew from tales of 
Suaii Isco, who had brought him up, and made a glorious idol of him. 
And now, when she could not say where he was, but only was sure that 
he must be quite safe (in virtue of a charm from a great medicine-man 
which she had hung about him), it seemed to me, according to what I was 
used to, that in these regions human life was held a great deal too lightly. 

It was not for one moment that I cared about Firm, any more than 
is the duty of a fellow-creature ; he was a vory good young man, and 
in his way good-looking, educated also quite enough, and polite, and a 
very good carver of a joint ; and when I spoke, he nearly always 
listened. But, of course, he was not to be compared as yet to his grand- 
father, the true Sawyer. 

When I ran back from Suan Isco, who was going on about her 
charm, and the impossibility of any one being scalped who wore it, I 
found Mr. Gundry in a genial mood. He never made himself uneasy 
about any trifles. He always had a very pure and lofty faith in the 
ways of Providence, and having lost his only son Elijah, he was sure 
that he never could lose Firm. He had taken his glass of hot whisky- 
and- water, which always made him temperate ; and if he felt any of his 
troubles deeply, he dwelt on the"m now from a high point of view. 

" I may a' said a little too much, my dear, about the badness of man- 
kind," he observed, with his pipe lying comfortably on his breast ; " all 
sayings of that sort is apt to go too far. I ought to have made more 
allowance for the times, which gets into a ticklish state, when a old man 
is put about with them. Never you pay no heed whatever to any harsh 
words I may have used. All that is a very bad thing for young folk." 

" But if they treated you badly, Uncle Sam, how can you think that 
they treated you well 1 " 

He took some time to consider this, because he was true in all his 
thoughts. And then he turned off to something else. 

" Why, the smashing of the mill may have been a mercy, although in 
disguise to the present time of sight. It will send up the price of scant- 
lings, and we was getting on too fast with them. By the time we have 
built up the mill again, we shall have more orders than we know how to 
do with. When I come to reckon of it, to me it appears to be the rea- 



EEEMA. 5 

sonable thing to feel a lump of grief for the old mill, and then to set to, 
and build a stronger one. Yes, that must be about the right thing to 
do. And we'll have all the neighbours in, when we lay foundations." 

" But what will be the good of it, Uncle Sam, when the new mill 
may at any time be washed away again ? " 

" Never, at any time," he answered very firmly, gazing through the 
door, as if he saw the vain endeavour. " That little game can easily be 
stopped, for about fifty dollars, by opening down the bank towards the 
old track of the river. The biggest waterspout that ever came down 
from the mountains could never come anigh the mill, but go right down 
the valley. It hath been in my mind to do it often, and now that I see 
the need, I will. Firm and I will begin to-morrow." 

" But where is all the money to come from, Uncle Sam ] You said 
that all your friends had refused to help you." 

" Never mind, my dear. I will help myself. It won't be the first 
time, perhaps, in my life." 

" But supposing that I could help you, just some little. Supposing 
that I had found the biggest lump of gold ever found in all California ] " 
Mr. Gundry ought to have looked surprised ; and I was amazed that 
he did not. But he took it as quietly as if I had told him that I had 
just picked xip a brass button of his. And I thought that he doubted my 
knowledge, very likely, even as to what gold was. 

" It is gold, Uncle Sam, every bit of it gold here is a piece of it just 
look and as large, I am sure, as this table. And it may be as deep as 
this room, for all that one can judge to the contrary. Why, it stopped 
the big pile from coming to the top, when even you went down the river." 
" Well, now, that explains a thing or two," said the Sawyer, smiling 
peacefully, and beginning to think of another pipe, if preparation meant 
anything. " Two things have puzzled me about that stump, and indeed 
I might say three things. Why did he take such a time to drive, and 
why would he never stand up like a man, and why wouldn't he go away, 
when he ought to 1 " 

" Because he had the best of all reasons, Uncle Sam. He was 
anchored on his gold, as I have read in French, and he had a good right 
to be crooked about it and no power could get him away from it." 

" Hush, my dear, hush ! It is not at all good for young people to let 
their minds run on so. But this gold looks very good indeed. Are you 
sure that it is a fair sample, and that there is any more of it ? " 

" How can you be so dreadfully provoking, Uncle Sam, when I tell 
you that I saw it with my own eyes 1 And there must be at least half a 
ton of it." 

" Well, half a hundred-weight will be enough for me. And you 
shall have all the rest, my dear. That is, if you will spare me a bit, 
Miss Remy. It all belongs to you, by discovery ; according to the digger's 
law. And your eyes are so bright about it. Miss, that the whole of your 
heart must be running upon it," 



g EBEMA. 

" Then you think me as bad as the rest of the world ! How I wish 
that I had never seen it ! It was only for you that I cared about it. 
For you, for you and I will never touch a scrap of it." 

Mr. Gundry had only been trying me perhaps. But I did not see it 
in that light, and burst into a flood of childish tears, that he should mis- 
understand me so. Gold had its usual end in grief. Uncle Sam rose up 
to soothe me, and to beg my pardon, and to say that perhaps he was 
harsh, because of the treatment he had received from his friends. He 
took me in his arms and kissed me ; but before I could leave off sobbing, 
the crack of a rifle rang through the house, and Suan Isco, with a wail, 
rushed out. 

CHAPTER XIII. 
THE SAWYER'S PRAYER. 

THE darkness of young summer night was falling on earth, and tree, arid 
stream. Everything looked of a different form and colour from those of 
an hour ago, and the rich bloom of shadow mixed with colour, and cast 
by snowy mountains, which have stored the purple adieu of the sun, 
was filling the air with delicious calm. The Sawyer ran out with his 
shirt-sleeves shining, so that any sneaking foe might shoot him ;" but with 
the instinct of a settler, he had caught up his rifle. I stood beneath a 
carob-tree, which had been planted near the porch, and flung fantastic 
tassels down, like the ear-rings of a negress. And not having sense 
enough to do good, I was only able to be frightened. 

Listening intently, I heard the sound of skirring steps on the other 
side of, and some way down, the river; and the peculiar tread, even 
thus far off, was plainly Suan Isco's. And then, in the stillness, a weary 
and heavy foot went, toiling after it. Before I could follow, which I 
longed to do, to learn at once the worst of it, I saw the figure of a man 
much nearer, and even within twenty yards of me, gliding along without 
any sound. Faint as the light was, I felt sure that it was not one of our 
own men, and the barrel of a long gun upon his shoulder made a black 
line among silver leaves. I longed to run forth and stop him, but my 
courage was not prompt enough ; and I shamefully shrank away behind 
the trunk of the carob-tree. Like a sleuth, compact, and calm-hearted 
villain, he went along without any breath of sound, stealing his escape 
with skill ; till a white bower-tent made a background for him, and he 
leaped up, and fell flat, without a groan. The crack of a rifle came later 
than his leap, and a curl of white smoke shone against a black rock, and 
the Sawyer in the distance cried, " "Well now ! " as he generally did, when 
satisfied. 

So scared was I, that I caught hold of a cluster of pods to steady me ; 
and then without any more fear for myself, I ran to see whether it was 
possible to help. But the poor man lay beyond earthly help ; he was too 
dead to palpitate. His life must have left him in the air, and he could 
not even have felt his fall, 



EREMA. 7 

In violent terror, I burst into tears, and lifted his heavy head, and 
strove to force his hot hands open, and did I know not what, without 
thinking, labouring only to recall his life. 

" Are you grieving for the skulk who has shot my Firm 1 " said a 
stern voice quite unknown to me ; and rising I looked at the face of Mr. 
Gundry, unlike the countenance of Uncle Sam. I tried to speak to him, 
but was too frightened. The wrath of blood was in his face, and all his 
kind desires were gone. 

" Yes, like a girl, you are sorry for a man who has stained this earth, 
till his only atonement is to stain it with his blood. Captain Pedro, 
there you lie, shot, like a coward, through the back. I wish you were 
alive to taste my boots. Murderer of men, and dastard ravisher of 
women, miscreant of God, how can I keep from trampling on you 1 " 

It never had been in my dreams that a good man could so entirely 
forget himself. I wanted to think that it must be somebody else, and 
uot our Uncle Sam. But he looked towards the west, as all men do 
when their spirits are full of death, and the wan light showed that his 
chin was triple. 

Whether it may have been right or wrong, I made all haste to get 
away. The face of the dead man was quite a pleasant thing, compared with 
the face of the old man living. He may not have meant it, and I hope he 
never did ; but, beyond all dispute, he looked barbarous for the moment. 

As I slipped away, to know the worst, there I saw him standing 
still, longing to kick the vile man's corpse, but quieted by the great awe 
of death. If the man had stirred, or breathed, or even moaned, the 
living man would have lost all reverence in his fury. But the power of 
the other world was greater than even revenge could trample on. He let 
it lie there, and he stooped his head, and went away quite softly. 

My little foolish heart was bitterly visited by a thing like this. The 
Sawyer, though not of great human rank, was gifted with the largest 
human nature that I had ever met with. And though it was impossible 
as yet to think, a hollow depression, as at the loss of some great ideal, 
came over me. 

Returning wretchedly to the house, I met Suan Isco and two men 
bringing the body of poor Firm. His head and both his arms hung 
down, and they wanted somebody to lift them ; and this I ran to do, 
although they called out to me not to meddle. The body was carried in, 
and laid upon three chairs, with a pillow at the head ; and then a light 
was struck, and a candle brought by somebody or other. And Suan Isco 
sat upon the floor, and set up a miserable Indian dirge. 

" Stow away that," cried Martin of the mill, for he was one 
of those two men; "wait till the lad is dead; and then pipe up to your 
liking. I felt him try to kick, while we carried him along. He come 
forth on a arrand of that sort, and he seem to a'been disappointed. A 
very fine young chap I call him, for to try to do it still, howsomever his 
mind might be wandering. Missy, keep his head up." 



8 EREMA. 

I did as I was told, and watched poor Firm, as if ray own life hung 
upon any sign of life in him. When I look back at these things, I think 
that fright, and grief, and pity must have turned an excitable girl almost 
into a real woman. But I had no sense of such things then. 

" I tell you, he ain't dead," cried Martin ; " no more dead than I be. 
Pie feels the young gal's hand below him, and I see him try to turn up 
his eyes. He has taken a very bad knock, no doubt, and trouble about 
his breathing. I seed a fellow scalped once, and shot through the heart ; 
but he came all round in about six months, and protected his head with 
a document. Firm, now, don't you be a fool. I have had worse things 
in my family." 

Ephraim Gundry seemed to know that some one was upbraiding 
him. At any rate, his white lips trembled with a weak desire to 
breathe, and a little shadow of life appeared to nicker in his open eyes. 
And on my sleeve, beneath his back, some hot bright blood came 
trickling. 

" Keep him to that," said Martin, with some carpenter sort of sur- 
gery ; "less fear of the life when the blood begins to run. Don't move 
him, Missy, never mind your arm. It will be the saving of him." 

I was not strong enough to hold him up, but Suan ran to help me ; 
and they told me afterwards that I fell faint, and no doubt it must 
have been so. But when the rest were gone, and had taken poor Firm 
to his straw mattress, the cold night air must have flowed into the 
room, and that perhaps revived me. I went to the bottom of the stairs 
and listened, and then stole up to the landing, and heard Suan Isco, who 
had taken the command, speaking cheerfully in her worst English. 
Then I hoped for the best, and without any knowledge wandered forth 
into the open air. 

Walking quite as in a dream this time^which I had vainly striven 
to do when seeking for my nugget), I came to the bank of the gleaming 
river, and saw the water just in time to stop from stepping into it. 
Careless about this, and every other thing, for the moment, I threw 
myself on the sod, and listened to the mournful melody of night. 
Sundry unknown creatures, which by day keep timid silence, were 
sending placid sounds into the darkness, holding quiet converse with 
themselves, or it, or one another. And the silvery murmur of the 
wavelets soothed the twinkling sleep of leaves. 

I also, being worn and weary, and having a frock which improved 
with washing, and was spoiled already by nursing Firm, was well con- 
tent to throw myself into a niche of river-bank, and let all things 
flow past me. But before anything had found time to flow far, or the 
lullaby of night had lulled me, there came to me a sadder sound than 
plaintive nature can produce without her Master's aid, the saddest 
sound in all creation a strong man's wail. 

Child as I was and perhaps all the more for that reason as know- 
ing so little of mankind I might have been more frightened, but I 



EREMA. 9 

could not have been a bit move shocked, by the roaring of a lion. For 
I knew in a moment whose voice it was, and that made it pierce me 
tenfold. It was Uncle Sam, lamenting to himself, and to his God 
alone, the loss of his last hope on earth. He could not dream that any 
other than his Maker (and his Maker's works, if ever they have any 
sympathy) listened to the wild outpourings of an aged, but still very 
natural heart, which had always been proud of controlling itself. I 
could see his great frame through a willow-tree, with the sere grass and 
withered reeds around, and the faint gleam of fugitive water beyond. 
He was kneeling towards his shattered mill, having rolled his shirt- 
sleeves back to pray, and his white locks shone in the starlight ; then, 
after trying several times, he managed to pray a little. First (perhaps 
partly from habit), he said the prayer of Our Lord pretty firmly, and 
then he went on to his own special case, with a doubting whether he 
should mention it. But as he went on, he gathered courage, or received 
it from above, and was able to say what he wanted. 

" Almighty Father of the living and the dead, I have lived long, and 
shall soon be dead, and my days have been full of trouble. But I never 
had such trouble as this here before, and I don't think I ever shall get 
over it. I have sinned every day of my life, and not thought of Thee, 
but of victuals, and money, and stuff; and nobody knows, but myself and 
Thou, all the little bad things inside of me. I cared a deal more to be 
respectable and get on with my business than to be prepared for kingdom 
come. And I have just been proud about the shooting of a villain, 
who might a' gone free and repented. There is nobody left to me in 
my old age. Thou hast taken all of them. Wife, and son, and mill, 
and grandson, and my brother who robbed me the whole of it may 
have been for my good, but I have got no good out of it. Show me the 
way for a little time, Lord, to make the best of it ; and teach me to 
bear it like a man, and not break down at this time of life. Thou 
knowest what is right. Please to do it. Amen." 



CHAPTEE XIV. 
NOT FAR TO SEEK. 

IN the present state of controversies most profoundly religious, the Lord 
alone can decide (though thousands of men would hurry to pronounce) 
for or against the orthodoxy of the ancient Sawyer's prayer. But if 
sound doctrine can be established by success (as it always is), Uncle 
Sam's theology must have been unusually sound ; for it pleased a 
gracious Power to know what he wanted, and to grant it. 

Brave as Mr. Gundry was, and much enduring and resigned, the 
latter years of his life on earth must have dragged on very heavily, with 
abstract resignation only, and none of his blood to care for him. Being 
so obstinate a man, he might have never admitted this, but proved 

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against every one's voice, except his own, his special blessedness. But 
this must have been a trial to him, and happily he was spared from it. 

For although Firm had been very badly shot, and kept us for weeks 
in anxiety about him, his strong young constitution and well-nourished 
frame got over it. A truly good and learned doctor came from Sacra- 
mento, and we hung upon his words, and found that there he left us 
hanging. And this was the wisest thing perhaps that he could do, 
because in America medical men are not absurdly expected, as they are 
in England, to do any good ; but are valued chiefly upon their power of 
predicting what they cannot help. And this man of science perceived 
that he might do harm to himself and his family, by predicting amiss, 
whereas he could do no good to his patient by predicting rightly. And 
so he foretold both good and evil, to meet the intentions of Providence. 

He had not been sent for in vain, however ; and to give him his due 
he saved Ephraim's life, for he drew from the wound a large bullet, 
which, if left, must have poisoned all his circulation, although it was 
made of pure silver. The Sawyer wished to keep this silver bullet as a 
token, but the doctor said that it belonged to him according to miners' 
law ; and so it came to a moderate argument. Each was a thoroughly stub- 
born man, according to the bent of all good men, and reasoning increased 
their unreason. But the doctor won, as indeed he deserved, for the 
extraction had been delicate ; because when reason had been exhausted, 
he just said this : 

" Colonel Gundry, let us have no more words. The true owner is 
your grandson. I will put it back where I took it from." 

Upon this, the Sawyer being tickled, as men very often are in sad 
moments, took the doctor by the hand, and gave him the bullet heartily. 
And the medical man had a loop made to it, and wore it upon his watch 
chain. And he told the story so often (saying that another man perhaps 
might have got it out, but no other man could have kept it), that among 
a great race who judge by facts it doubled his practice immediately. 

The leader of the robbers, known far and wide as " Captain Pedro," 
was buried where he fell ; and the whole so raised Uncle Sam's repu- 
tation, that his house was never attacked again j and if any bad charac- 
ters were forced by circumstances to come near him, they never asked 
for anything stronger than ginger-beer or lemonade, and departed very 
promptly. For as soon as Ephraim Gundry could give account of his 
disaster, it was clear that Don Pedro owed his fate to a bottle of the 
Sawyer's whisky. Firm had only intended to give him a lesson for 
misbehaviour, being fired by his grandfather's words about swinging me 
on the saddle. This idea had justly appeared to him to demand a 
protest ; to deliver which he at once set forth with a valuable cow-hide 
whip. Coming thus to the rovers' camp, and finding their captain 
sitting in the shade to digest his dinner, Firm laid hold of him by the 
neck, and gave way to feelings of severity. Don Pedro regretted his 
misconduct, and being lifted up for the moment above his ordinary 






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view, perceived that he might have clone better, and shaped the pattern 
of his tongue to it. Firm, hearing this, had good hopes of him ; yet 
knowing how volatile repentance is, he strove to form a well-marked 
track for it. And when the captain ceased to receive cow-hide, he must 
have had it long enough to miss it. 

Now this might have ended honourably and amicably for all con- 
cerned, if the captain had known when he was well off. Unluckily he 
had purloined a bottle of Mr. G-undry's whisky, and he drew the cork 
now to rub his stripes, and the smell of it moved him to try it inside. 
And before very long, his ideas of honour, which he had sense enough to 
drop when sober, began to come into his eyes again, and to stir him up 
to mischief. Hence it was that he followed Firm, who was riding home 
well satisfied, and appeased his honour by shooting in cold blood, and 
justice by being shot any how. 

It was beautiful, through all this trying time, to watch Uncle Sam's 
proceedings. He appeared so delightfully calm, and almost careless, 
whenever he was looked at. And then he was ashamed of himself per- 
petually, if any one went on with it. Nobody tried to observe him, of 
course, or remark upon any of his doings, and for this he would become 
so grateful, that he would long to tell all his thoughts, and then stop. 
This must have been a great worry to him, seeing how open his manner 
was ; and whenever he wanted to hide anything, he informed us of that 
intention. So that we exhorted Firm every day to come round and 
restore us to our usual state. This was the poor fellow's special desire ; 
and often he was angry with himself, and made himself worse again by 
declaring that he must be a milksop to lie there so long. Whereas, it 
was much more near the truth that few other men, even in the Western 
States, would ever have got over such a wound. I am not learned 
enough to say exactly where the damage was, but the doctor called it, I 
think, the sternum, and pronounced that " a building-up process " was 
required, and must take a long time, if it ever could be done. 

It was done at last, thanks to Suan Isco, who scarcely ever left him 
by day or night, and treated him skilfully with healing herbs. But he, 
without meaning it, vexed her often by calling for me a mere ignorant 
child. Suan was dreadfully jealous of this, and perhaps I was proud of 
that sentiment of hers, and tried to justify it, instead of labouring to 
remove it, as would have been the more proper course. And Firm most 
ungratefully said that my hand was lighter than poor Suan's, and every- 
thing I did was better done, according to him which was shameful on 
his part, and as untrue as anything could be. However, we yielded to 
him in all things, while he was so delicate ; and it often made us, poor 
weak things, cry to be the masters of a tall strong man. 

Firm Gundry received that shot in May, about ten days before the 
twelvemonth was completed from my father's death. The brightness of 
summer, and beauty of autumn, went by without his feeling them, and 
while his system was working hard to fortify itself by walling-up, as the 



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learned man had called it. There had been sonic difficulties in this 
process, caused partly, perhaps, by our too lavish supply of the raw 
material ; and before Firm's gap in his " sternum " was stopped, the 
mountains were coming down upon us, as we always used to say when the 
snow-line stooped. In some seasons this is a sharp time of hurry, broken 
with storms, and capricious, while men have to slur in the driving 
weather tasks that should have been matured long since. But in other 
years, the long descent into the depth of winter is taken not with a 
jump like that, but gently, and softly, and windingly, with a great 
many glimpses back at the summer, and a good deal of leaning on the 
arm of the sun. 

And so it was this time. The autumn and the winter for a fortnight 
stood looking quietly at each other. They had quite agreed to share 
the hours, to suit the arrangements of the sun. The nights were starry 
and fresh and brisk, without any touch of tartness ; and the days were 
sunny and soft and gentle, without any sense of languor. It was a 
lovely scene : blue shadows gliding among golden light. 

The Sawyer came forth, and cried, " What a shame ! This makes me 
feel quite young again. And yet I have done not a stroke of work. No 
excuse. Make no excuse. I can do that pretty well for myself. Praise 
God for all his mercies. I might do worse, perhaps, than have a pipe." 

Then Firm came out to surprise him, and to please us all with the 
sight of himself. He steadied his steps, with one great white hand upon 
bis grandfather's Sunday staff, and his clear blue eyes were trembling 
with a sense of gratitude and a fear of tears. And I stepped behind a 
red strawberry-tree, for my sense of respect for him almost made me sob. 

Then Jowler thought it high time to appear upon the scene, and 
convince us that he was not a dead dog yet. He had known tribulation, 
as his master had, and had found it a difficult thing to keep from the 
shadowy hunting-ground of dogs, who have lived a conscientious life. I 
had wondered at first what his reason could have been for not coming 
forward, according to his custom, to meet that troop of robbers. But 
his reason, alas, was too cogent to himself, though nobody else in that 
dreadful time could pay any attention to him. The B-Overs, well know- 
ing poor Jowler's repute, and declining the fair mode of testing it, had 
sent in advance a very crafty scout, a half-bred Indian, who knew as 
much about dogs as they could ever hope to know about themselves. 
This rogue approached faithful Jowler so we were told long after- 
wards not in an upright way, but as if he had been a brother qua- 
druped. And he took advantage of the dog's unfeigned surprise and 
interest, to accost him with a piece of kidney containing a powerful poison. 
According to all sound analogy, this should have stopped the dear 
fellow's earthly tracks ; but his spirit was such, that he simply went 
away to nurse himself up in retirement. Neither man nor dog can tell 
what agonies he suffered ; and doubtless his tortures of mind about duty 
unperformed were the worst of all. These things are out of human 



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knowledge in its present unsympathetic state. Enough that poor Jowler 
came home at last, with his ribs all up and his tail very low. 

Like friends who have come together again, almost from the jaws of 
death, we sat in the sunny noon, and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. The 
trees above us looked proud and cheerful, laying aside the mere frippery 
of leaves, with a good grace and contented arms, and a surety of having 
quite enough next spring. Much of the fruity wealth of autumn still 
was clustering in our sight, heavily fetching the arched bough down, to 
lessen the fall, when fall they must. And against the golden leaves of 
maple behind the unpretending roof, a special wreath of blue shone like 
a climbing Ipomsea. But coming to examine this, one found it to be 
nothing more nor less than the smoke of the kitchen chimney, busy with 
a quiet roasting job. 

This shows how clear the air was ; but a thousand times as much 
could never tell how clear our spirits were. Nobody made any " demon- 
stration," or cut any frolicsome capers, or even said anything exuberant. 
The stedfast brooding breed of England, which despises antics, was pre- 
sent in us all, and strengthened by a soil whose native growth is peril, 
chance, and marvel. And so we nodded at one another, and I ran over 
and curtseyed to Uncle Sam, and he took me to him. 

" You have been a dear good child," he said, as he rose, and looked 
over my head at Firm ; " my own granddarter, if such there had been, 
could not have done more to comfort me ; nor half so much for ought I 
know. There is no picking and choosing among the females, as God 
gives them. But He has given you. for a blessing and saving to my old 
age, my dearie." 

" Oh, Uncle Sam, now the nugget ! " I cried, desiring like a child to 
escape deep feeling, and fearing any strong words from Firm. " You 
have promised me ever so long that I should be the first to show Firm 
the nugget." 

" And so you shall, my dear, and Firm shall see it before he is an 
hour older, and Jowler shall come down to show us where it is." 

Firm, who had little faith in the nugget, but took it for a dream of 
mine, and had proved conclusively from his pillow that it could not exist 
in earnest, now with a gentle, satirical smile declared his anxiety to see 
it ; and I led him along by his better arm, faster, perhaps, than he 
ought to have walked. 

In a very few minutes we were at the place, and I ran eagerly to 
point it ; but behold, where the nugget had been, there was nothing ex- 
cept the white bed of the river ! The blue water flowed very softly on 
its way, without a gleam of gold to corrupt it. 

" Oh, nobody will ever believe me again ! " I exclaimed in the saddest 
of sad dismay. " I dreamed about it first, but it never can have been 
a dream throughout. You know that I told you about it, Uncle Sam, 
even when you were very busy, and that shows that it never could have 
been a dream." 



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" You told me about it, I remember now," Mr. Gundry answered 
dryly ; " but it does not follow that there was such a thing. My dear, 
you may have imagined it ; because it was the proper time for it to come, 
when my good friends had no money to lend. Your heart was so good 
that it got into your brain ; and you must not be vexed, my dear child ; 
it has done you good to dream of it." 

" I said so all along," Firm observed ; " Miss Rema felt that it ought 
to be, and so she believed that it must be there. She is always so warm 
and trustful. 

" Is that all you are good for ? " I cried, with no gratitude for his 
compliment. " As sure as I stand here I saw a great boulder of gold, 
and so did Jowler ; and I gave you the piece that he brought up. Did 
you take them all in a dream, Uncle Sam ? Come, can you get over 
that?" 

I assure you that for the moment I knew not whether I stood 
upon my fe^t or head, until I perceived an extraordinary grin on the 
Sawyer's ample countenance ; but Firm was not in the secret yet, for he 
gazed at me with compassion ; and Uncle Sam looked at us both, as if he 
were balancing our abilities. 

" Send your dog in, Missy," at last he said ; "he is more jour dog 
than mine, I believe, and he obeys you like a Christian. Let him go 
and find it if he can." 

At a sign from me, the great dog dashed in, and scratched with all 
four feet at once, and made the valley echo with the ring of mighty bark- 
ing ; and in less than two minutes, there shone the nugget, as yellow and 
as big as ever. 

" Ha, ha ! I never saw a finer thing," shouted Uncle Sam, like a 
schoolboy. " I were too many for you, Missy dear ; but the old dog 
wollops the whole of us. I just shot a barrow-load of gravel on your 
nugget, to keep it all snug till Firm should come round ; and if the boy 
had never come round, there the gold might have waited the will of the 
Almighty. It is a big spot anyhow." 

It certainly was not a little spot, though they all seemed to make so 
light of it which vexed me, because I had found it, and was as proud 
as if I had made it. Not by any means that the Sawyer wa,s half as 
careless as he seemed to be ; he put on much of this for my sake, having 
very lofty principles, especially concerning the duty of the young. Young 
people were never to have small ideas, so far as he could help it, particularly 
upon such matters as Mammon, or the world, or fashion ; and not so very 
seldom he was obliged to catch himself up in his talking, when he chanced 
to be going on, and forgetting that I, who required a higher vein of 
thought for my youth, was taking his words downright ; and I think 
that all this had a great deal to do with his treating all that gold in such 
an exemplary manner ; for if it had really mattered nothing, what made 
him go in the dark and shoot a great barrow- load of gravel over it ? 



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CHAPTER XV. 
BKOUGHT TO BANK. 

THE sanity of a man is mainly tested among his neighbours and kindred 
by the amount of consideration which he has consistently given to cash. 
If money has been the chief object of his life, and he for its sake has 
spared nobody, no sooner is he known to be successful than admiration 
overpowers all the ill-will he has caused. He is shrewd, sagacious, long- 
headed, and great ; he has earned his success, and few men grudge, while 
many seek to get a slice of it ; but he, as a general rule, declines any 
premature distribution ; and for this custody of his wealth, he is admired 
all the more by those who have no hope of sharing it. 

As soon as ever it was known that Uncle Sam had lodged at his 
bankers a tremendous lump of gold, which rumour declared to be worth 
at least a hundred thousand dollars, friends from every side poured in, 
all in hot haste, to lend him their last farthing. The Sawyer was pleased 
with their kindness, but thought that his second-best whisky met the 
merits of the case. And he was more particular than usual with his 
words ; for according to an old saying of the diggers, a big nugget always 
has children, and, being too heavy to go very far, it is likely to keep all 
its little ones at home. Many people, therefore, were longing to seek 
for the frogs of this great toad ; for so in their slang the miners called them, 
with a love of preternatural history. But Mr. Gundry allowed no search 
for the frogs, or even the tadpoles, of his patriarchal nugget. And much 
as he hated the idea of sowing the seeds of avarice in any one, he showed 
himself most consistent now in avoiding that imputation ; for not only 
did he refuse to show the bed of his great treasure, after he had secured 
it, but he fenced the whole of it in, and tarred the fence and put loop- 
holes in it ; and then he established Jowler where he could neither be 
shot nor poisoned, and kept a man with a double-barrelled rifle in the 
ruin of the mill, handy to shoot, but not easy to be shot ; and this was a 
resolute man, being Martin himself, who had now no business. Of course 
Martin grumbled ; but the worse his temper was, the better for his duty, 
as seems to be the case with a great many men ; and if any one had come 
to console him in his grumbling, never would he have gone away again. 

It would have been reckless of me to pretend to say what anybody 
ought to do ; from the first to the last I left everything to those who 
knew so much better ; at the same time, I felt that it might have done 
no harm if I had been more consulted, though I never dreamed of saying 
so, because the great gold had been found by me, and although I cared 
for it scarcely more than for the tag of a boot-lace, nobody seemed to me 
able to enter into it quite as I did ; and as soon as Firm's danger and 
pain grew less, I began to get rather impatient, but Uncle Sam was not 
to be hurried. 

Before ever he hoisted that rock of gold, he had made up his mind 
for me to be there, and he even put the business off, because I would 



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not come one night, for I had a superstitious fear on account of its being 
my father's birthday. Uncle Sam had forgotten the date, and begged 
my pardon for proposing it ; but he said that we must not put it off later 
than the following night, because the moonlight would be failing, and we 
durst not have any kind of lamp, and before the next moon the hard 
weather might begin. All this was before the liberal offers of his 
friends, of which I have spoken first, although they happened to come 
after it. 

While the Sawyer had been keeping the treasure perdu, to abide the 
issue of his grandson's illness, he had taken good care both to watch it 
and to form some opinion of its shape and size ; for, knowing the pile 
which I had described, he could not help finding it easily enough ; and, 
indeed, the great fear was that others might find it, and come in great 
force to rob him ; but nothing of that sort had happened, partly because 
he held his tongue rigidly, and partly, perhaps, because of the simple 
precaution which he had taken. 

Now, however, it was needful to impart the secret to one man at 
least ; for Firm, though recovering, was still so weak that it might have 
killed him to go into the water, or even to exert himself at all ; and, 
strong as Uncle Sam was, he knew that even with hoisting-tackle, he alone 
could never bring that piece of bullion to bank ; so, after much considera- 
tion, he resolved to tell Martin of the Mill, as being the most trusty man 
about the place, as well as the most surly ; but he did not tell him until 
everything was ready, and then he took him straightway to the place. 

Here, in the moonlight, we stood waiting, Firm and myself and Suan 
Isco, who had more dread than love of gold, and might be useful to keep 
watch, or even to lend a hand, for she was as strong as an ordinary man. 
The night was sultry, and the fire-flies (though dull in the radiance of 
the moon) darted, like soft little shooting-stars, across the still face of 
shadow, and the flood of the light of the moon was at its height, sub- 
merging everything. 

While we were whispering and keeping in the shade, for fear of 
attracting any wanderer's notice, we saw the broad figure of the Sawyer 
rising from a hollow of the bank, and behind him came Martin the fore- 
man, and we soon saw that due preparation had been made, for they took 
from under some driftwood (which had prevented us from observing it) 
a small moveable crane, and fixed it on a platform of planks which they 
set up in the river-bed. 

" Pale-faces eat gold," Suan Isco said, reflectively, and as if to satisfy 
herself. " Dem eat, drink, die gold ; den pull gold out of one other's 
ears. Welly hope Mellican mans get enough gold now." 

" Don't be sarcastic, now, Suan," I answered ; " as if it were possible 
to have enough ! " 

" For my part," said Firm, who had been unusually silent all the 
evening, " I wish it had never been found at all. As sure as I stand 
here, mischief will come of it. It will break up our household. I hope 



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it will turn out a lump of quartz, gilt on the face, as those big nuggets 
do, ninety-nine out of a hundred". I have had no faith in it all along." 

" Because I found it, Mr. Firm, I suppose," I answered rather pet- 
tishly, for I never had liked Firm's incessant bitterness about my nugget. 
"Perhaps if you had found it, Mr. Firm, you would have had great faith 
in it. 

" Can't say, can't say," was all Firm's reply ; and he fell into the silent 
vein again. 

" Heave-ho ! heave-ho ! there, you sons of cooks ! " cried the Sawyer, 
who was splashing for his life in the water. " I've tackled 'un now ! 
Just tighten up the belt, to see if he biteth centre-like. You can't lift 'un ! 
Lord bless 'ee, not you. It'll take all I know to do that, I guess ; and 
Firm ain't to lay no hand to it. Don't you be in guch a doggoned hurry. 
Hold hard, can't you 1 " 

For Suan and Martin were hauling for their lives, and even I caught 
hold of a rope-end, but had no idea what to do with it, when the Sawyer 
swung himself up to bank, and in half a minute all was orderly. He 
showed us exactly where to throw our weight, and he used his own to 
such good effect that, after some creaking and groaning, the long bill of 
the crane rose steadily, and a mass of dripping sparkles shone in the 
moonlight over the water. 

" Hurrah ! What a whale ! How the tough ash bends ! " cried Uncle 
Sam, panting like a boy, and doing nearly all the work himself. " Martin, 
lay your chest to it. We'll grass him in two seconds. Californy never 
saw a sight like this, I reckon." 

There was plenty of room for us all to stand round the monster 
and admire it. In shape it was just like a fat toad, squatting with his 
shoulders up and panting. Even a rough resemblance to the head and 
the haunches might be discovered, and a few spots of quartz shone here 
and there on the glistening and bossy surface. Some of us began to feel 
and handle it with vast admiration ; but Firm, with his heavy boots, 
made a vicious kick at it, and a few bright scales, like sparks, flew off. 

" Why, what ails the lad ?" cried the Sawyer in some wrath ; " what 
harm hath the stone ever done to him 1 To my mind, this here lump is 
a proof of the whole creation of the world, and who hath lived long 
enough to gainsay 1 Here this lump hath lain, without changing colour, 
since creation's day ; here it is, as big and heavy as when the Lord laid 
hand to it. What good to argue agin' such facts 1 Supposin' the world 
come out o' nothing, with nobody to fetch it, or to say a word of orders, 
how ever could it 'a managed to get a lump of gold like this in it ? They 
clever fellers is too clever. Let 'em put all their heads together, and 
turn out a nugget, and I'll believe them." 

Uncle Sam's reasoning was too deep for any but himself to follow. 
He was not long in perceiving this, though we were content to admire 
his words, without asking him to explain them ; so he only said, " Well, 
well," and began to try with both hands if he could heft this lump. He 



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stirred it, and moved it, and raised it a little, as the glisten of the light 
upon its roundings showed ; but lift it fairly from the ground he could 
not, however he might bow his sturdy legs and bend his mighty back to 
it ; and, strange to say, he was pleased for once to acknowledge his own 
discomfiture. 

" Five hundred and a half I used to lift to the height of my knee- 
cap easily ; I may 'a fallen off now a hundredweight with years, and 
strings in my back, and rheumatics ; but this here little toad is a cleai 
hundredweight out and beyond my heftage. If there's a pound here, 
there's not an ounce under six hundredweight, I'll lay a thousand dollars. 
Miss Eema, give a name to him. All the thundering nuggets has 
thundering names. 

"Then this shall be called 'Uncle Sam,' " I answered; "because he 
is the largest and the best of all." 

" It shall stand, Miss," cried Martin, who was in great spirits, and 
seemed to have bettered himself for ever. " You could not have given 
it a finer name, Miss, if you had considered for a century. Uncle Sam 
is the name of our glorious race, from the kindness of our natur'. Every- 
body's uncle we are now in vartue of superior knowledge, and freedom, 
and giving of general advice, and stickin' to all the world, or all the good 
of it. Darned if old Sam aren't the front of creation ! " 

" Well, well," said the Sawyer, " let us call it ' Uncle Sam,' if the 
dear young lady likes it ; it would be bad luck to change the name ; but 
for all that, we must look uncommon sharp, or some of our glorious race 
will come and steal it, afore we unbutton our eyes." 

" Pooh ! " cried Martin, but he knew very well that his master's words 
were common sense ; and we left him on guard with a double-barrelled 
gun, and Jowler to keep watch with him. And the next day he told us 
that he had spent the night in such a frame of mind from continual 
thought, that when our pet cow came to drink at daybreak, it was but 
the blowing of her breath that saved her from taking a bullet between 
her soft, tame eyes. 

Now, it could not in any kind of way hold good that such things 
should continue ; and the Sawyer, though loth to lose sight of the nugget, 
perceived that he must not sacrifice all the morals of the neighbourhood 
to it, and he barely had time to despatch it on its road at the bottom of 
a load of lumber, with Martin to drive, and Jowler to sit up, and Firm 
to ride behind, when a troop of mixed robbers came riding across, with a 
four-wheel cart and two sturdy mules, enough to drag off everything. 
They had clearly heard of the golden toad, and desired to know more of 
him ; but Uncle Sam, with his usual blandness, met these men at the 
gate of his yard, and upon the top-rail, to ease his arm, he rested a rifle 
of heavy metal, with seven revolving chambers. The robbers found out 
that they had lost their way, and Mr. Gundry answered that so they had, 
and the sooner they found it in another direction, the better it would be 
for them. They thought that he had all his men inside, and they were 



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mighty civil, though we had only two negroes to help us, and Suan Isco, 
with a great gun cocked. But their curiosity was such that they could 
not help asking about the gold ; and, sooner than shoot them, Uncle Sam 
replied that, upon his honour, the nugget was gone. And the fame of 
his word was so well known, that these fellows (none of whom could tell 
the truth even at confession) believed him on the spot, and begged his 
pardon for trespassing on his premises. They hoped that he would not 
say a word to the Vigilance Committee, who hanged a poor fellow for . 
losing his road ; and he told them that if , they made off at once, nobody 
should pursue them, and so they rode off very happily. 



CHAPTER XVI. 
FIRM AND INFIRM. 

STRANGE as it may appear, our quiet little home was not yet disturbed by 
that great discovery of gold. The Sawyer went up to the summit of 
esteem in public opinion ; but to himself, and to us, he was the same as 
ever. He worked with his own hard hands, and busy head, just as 
he used to do ; for although the mill was still in ruins, there was plenty 
of the finer work to do, which always required band-labour. And at night 
he would sit at the end of the table furthest from the fireplace, with his 
spectacles on, and his red cheeks glowing, while he designed the future 
mill, which was to be built in the spring, and transcend every mill ever 
heard, thought, or dreamt of. 

We all looked forward to a quiet winter, snug with warmth and 
cheer indoors, and bright outside with sparkling trees, brisk air, and 
frosty appetite ; when a foolish idea arose, which spoiled the comfort at least 
of two of us. Ephraim Gundry found out, or fancied, that he was entirely 
filled with love of a very young maid, who never dreamt of such things, 
and hated even to hear of them ; and the maid, unluckily, was myself. 

During the time of his ailment, I had been with him continually, 
being only too glad to assuage his pain, or turn his thoughts away from 
it. I partly suspected that he had incurred his bitter wound for my 
sake; though I never imputed his zeal to more than a young man's 
natural wrath at an outrage. But now he left me no longer in doubt, and 
made me most uncomfortable. Perhaps I was hard upon him, and after- 
wards I often thought so ; for he was very kind and gentle ; but I was 
an orphan child, and had no one to advise me in such matters. I 
believe that he should have considered this, and allowed me to grow a 
little older ; but perhaps he himself was too young as yet, and too 
bashful, to know how to manage things. It was the very evening after 
his return from Sacramento, and the beauty of the weather still abode in 
the soft warm depth around us. In every tint of rock and tree, and 
playful glass of river, a quiet clearness seemed to lie, and a rich content 
of colour. The grandeur of the world was such, that one could only rest 
among it, seeking neither voice nor thought. 



20 EREMA. 

Therefore I was more surprised than pleased to hear my name ring 
loudly thi-ough the echoing hollows, and then to see the bushes shaken, 
and an eager form leap out. I did not answer a word, but sat with a 
wreath of white bouvardia and small adiantum round my head, which 
I had plaited anyhow. 

"What a lovely dear you are!" cried Finn, and then he seemed 
frightened at his own words, 

" I had no idea that you would have finished your dinner so soon as 
this, Mr. Firm." 

" And you did not want me. You are vexed to see me. Tell the 
truth, Miss Rema." 

" I always tell the truth," I answered ; " and I did not want to be 
disturbed just now. I have so many things to think of." 

" And not me among them. Oh no, of course, you never think of 
me, Erema." 

" It is very unkind of you to say that," I answered, looking clearly 
at him, as a child looks at a man. "And it is not true, I assure yoxi, 
Firm. Whenever I have thought of dear Uncle Sam, I very often go 
on to think of you, because he is so fond of you." 

" But not for my own sake, Erema ; you never think of me-for my 
own sake." 

" But yes, I do, I assure you, Mr. Firm ; I do greatly. There is 
scarcely a day that I do not remember how hungry you are, and I think 
of you." 

" Tush ! " replied Firm, with a lofty gaze. " Even for a moment 
that does not in any way express my meaning. My mind is very much 
above all eating, when it dwells upon you, Erema. I have always been 
fond of you, Erema." 

" You have always been good to me, Firnl," I said, as I managed to 
get a great branch between us. " After your grandfather, and Suan 
Isco, and Jowler, I think that I like you best of almost anybody left to 
me. And you know that I never forget your slippers." 

" Erema, you drive me almost wild, by never \inderstanding me. 
Now, will you just listen to a little common sense? You know that I 
am not romantic." 

"Yes, Firm; yes, I know that you never did anything wrong in 
any way." 

" You would like me better if I did. What an extraordinary thing 
it is ! Oh, Erema, I beg your pardon." 

He had seen in a moment, as men seem to do, when they study the 
much quicker face of a girl, that his words had keenly wounded me 
that I had applied them to my father, of whom I was always thinking ; 
though I scarcely ever spoke of him. But I knew that Firm had meant 
no harm, and I gave him my hand, though I could not speak. 

" My darling," he said, " you are very dear to me, dearer than all the 
world beside. I will not worry you any more. Only say that you do 
not hate me," 



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" How could 1 1 How could anybody ? Now let us go in, and 
attend to Uncle Sam. He thinks of everybody before himself." 

" And I think of everybody after myself. Is that what you mean, 
Erema t " 

" To be sure ! If you like ; you may put any meaning on my words 
that you think proper. I am accustomed to things of that sort, and I 
pay no attention whatever, when I am perfectly certain that I am right." 
" I see," replied Firm, applying one finger to the side of his nose, in 
deep contemplation, which, of all his manners, annoyed me most, that 
nose being slightly crooked ; " I see how it is ; Miss Rerna is always 
perfectly certain that she is right, and the whole of the rest of the 
world quite wrong. Well, after all, there is nothing like holding a 
first-rate opinion of oneself." 

" You are not what I thought of you," I cried, being vexed beyond 
bearance by such words, and feeling their gross injustice; "if you wish 
to say anything more, please to leave it until you recover your temper. I 
am not quite accustomed to rudeness." 

"With these words, I drew away and walked off, partly in earnest 
and partly in joke, not wishing to hear another word. And when I 
looked back, being well out of sight, there he sat still, with his head on 
his hands ; and my heart had a little ache for him. 

However, I determined to say no more, and to be extremely careful. 
I could not in justice blame Ephraim Gundry for looking at me very 
often. But I took good care not to look at him again, unless he said 
something that made me laugh, and then I could scarcely help it. He 
was sharp enough very soon to find out this ; and then he did a thing 
which was most unfair, as I found out long afterwards. He bought an 
American jest-book, full of ideas wholly new to me, and these he com- 
mitted to heart, and brought them out as his own productions. If I 
had only known it, I must have been exceedingly sorry for him. But 
Uncle Sam used to laugh, and rub his hands, perhaps for old acquaint- 
ance sake ; and when Uncle Sam laughed, there was nobody near who 
could help laughing with him. And so I began to think Firm the most 
witty and pleasant of men, though I tried to look away. 

But perhaps the most careful and delicate of things was to see how 
Uncle Sam went on. I could not understand him at all just then, and 
thought him quite changed from my old Uncle Sam ; but afterwards, 
when I came to know, his behaviour was as clear and shallow as the water 
of his own river. He had very strange ideas about what he generally 
called " the female kind." According to his ideas (and, perhaps they were 
not so unusual among mankind, especially settlers), all " females " were of 
a good, but weak, and consistently inconsistent sort. The surest way to 
make them do whatever their betters wanted, was to make them think 
that it was not wanted, but was hedged with obstacles beyond their power 
to overcome ; and so to provoke and tantalise them to set their hearts 
upon doing it. In accordance with this idea (than which there can be 
none more mistaken), he took the greatest pains to keep me from having 



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EREMA. 



a word to say to Firm, and even went so far as to hint with winks and 
nods of pleasantry, that his grandson's heart was set upon the pretty 
Miss Sylvester, the daughter of a man who owned a herd of pigs, much 
too near our saw-mills, and herself a young woman of outrageous dress, 
and in a larger light contemptible. But when Mr. Gundry, without 
any words, conveyed this piece of news to me, I immediately felt quite a 
liking for gaudy but harmless Pennsylvania, for so her parents had 
named her, when she was too young to help it, and I heartily hoped that 
she might suit Firm, which she seemed all the more likely to do, as his 
conduct could not be called noble. Upon that point, however, I said not 
a word, leaving him purely to judge for himself, and feeling it a great relief 
that now he could not say anything more to me. I was glad that his 
taste was so easily pleased; and I told Suan Isco how glad I was. 

This I had better have left unsaid ; for it led to a great explosion, 
and drove me away from the place altogether, before the new mill was 
finished, and before I should otherwise have gone from friends who were 
so good to me, not that I could have stayed there much longer, even if 
this had never come to pass ; for week by week, and month by month, 
I was growing more uneasy. Uneasy, not at my obligations, or depend- 
ence upon mere friends (for they managed that so kindly that I seemed to 
confer the favour), but from my own sense of lagging far behind my duty. 
For now the bright air, and the wholesome food, and the pleasure of 
goodness around me, were making me grow, without knowledge or notice, 
into a tall and not altogether to be overlooked young woman. I was 
exceedingly shy about this, and blushed if any one spoke of it ; but yet 
in my heart I felt that it was so, and how could I help it ? And when 
people said, as rough people will, and even Uncle Sam sometimes, "hand- 
some is as handsome does," or " beauty is only skin deep," and so on, I 
made it my duty not to be put out, but to bear it in mind, and be thank- 
ful. And though I had no idea of any such influence at the moment, I 
hope that the grandeur of nature around, and the lofty style of every- 
thing, may have saved me from dwelling too much on myself, as Penn- 
sylvania Sylvester did. 

Now the more I felt my grown-up age, and health, and buoyant 
vigour, the surer I knew that the time was come for me to do some good 
with them. Not to benefit the world in general, in a large and scattery 
way (as many young people set out to do, and never get any further), but 
to right the wrong of my own house, and bring home justice to my own 
heart. This may be thought a partial and paltry object to set out with ; 
and it is not for me to say otherwise. At the time, it occurred to me in 
no other light, except as my due business, and I never took any large 
view at all. But even now I do believe (though not yet in pickle of 
wisdom), that if everybody, in its own little space, and among its own 
little movements, will only do and take nothing without pure taste of 
the salt of justice, no reeking atrocity of national crimes could ever taint 
the heaven. 

Such questions, however, become me not. I have only to deal with 



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very little things, sometimes too slim to handle well, and too sleezy to be 
woven ; and if they seem below my sense and dignity to treat of, I can 
only say that they seemed very big at the time when I had to encounter 
them. For instance, what could be more important, in a little world of 
life, than for Uncle Sam to be put out, and dare even to think ill of me ] 
Yet this he did ; and it shows how shallow are all those theories of the 
other sex, which men are so pleased to indulge in. Scarcely anything 
could be more ridiculous from first to last, when calmly and truly 
considered, than the firm belief which no power of reason could, for the 
time, root out of him. 

Uncle Sam, the dearest of all mankind to me, and the very kindest, 
was positively low enough to believe, in his sad opinion of the female 
race, that my young head was turned because of the wealth to which I 
had no claim, except through his own justice. He had insisted, at first, 
that the whole of that great nugget belonged to me, by right of sole dis- 
covery. I asked him whether, if any stranger had found it, it would 
have been considered his; and whether he would have allowed a 
" greaser;" upon finding, to make off with it. At the thought of this, 
Mr. Gundry gave a little grunt, and could not go so far as to maintain 
that view of it. But he said that my reasoning did not fit ; that I was 
not a greaser, but a settled inhabitant of the place, and entitled to all a 
settler's rights. That the bed of the river would have been his grave, 
but for the risk of my life ; and therefore whatever I found in the bed 
of the river belonged to me, and me only. 

In argument he was so much stronger than I could ever attempt to 
be, that I gave it up, and could only say that if he argued for ever, it 
could never make any difference. He did not argue for ever, but only 
grew obstinate and unpleasant, so that I yielded at last to own the half 
share of the bullion. 

Very well. Everybody would have thought, who has not studied the 
nature of men, or been dragged through it heavily, that now there could 
be no more trouble between two people entirely trusting each other, and 
only anxious that the other should have the best of it. Yet instead of 
that being the case, the mischief, the myriad mischief of money set in ; 
until I heartily wished sometimes that my miserable self was down in the 
hole which the pelf had left behind it. 

For what did Uncle Sam take into his head (which was full of 
generosity and large ideas, so loosely packed that little ones gi*ew between 
them, especially about womankind), what else did he really seem to think, 
with the downright stubbornness of all his thoughts, but that I, his poor 
debtor, and pensioner, and penniless dependant, was so set up and elated 
by this sudden access of fortune, that henceforth none of the sawing 
race was high enough for me to think of. It took me a long time to 
believe that so fair and just a man ever could set such construction upon 
me. And when it became too plain that he did so, truly I know not 
whether grief or anger was uppermost in my troubled heart. 



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IT is, as we are often reminded, difficult to believe nowadays that there 
was a time when it took five days to travel from London to York. To 
anyone who subscribes to a lending library, reads the reviews, or even 
looks over the publishers' announcements, it will be scarcely less difficult 
to conceive a time when England produced no novels and subsisted 
entirely on imported fiction. We are so accustomed to the achievements of 
this branch of the national industry that it has ceased to excite in us any 
feeling of admiration or astonishment. We are immensely proud of our 
machinery. When we particularly want to impress, please, or puzzle any 
foreign potentate who visits us, we take him down to Woolwich, and show 
him how easily and quickly a Woolwich infant may be brought into the 
world ; or to Birmingham or Manchester, where he sees a sheet of metal 
in the twinkling of an eye converted into steel pens, or some fluffy stuff 
passing through a mad whirl of wheels and coming out at the other 
end as shirting. Unhappily, it is not possible to exhibit the actual 
mechanical process which produces with such wonderful rapidity the 
enormous amount of fiction required by the British nineteenth-century 
public. There is, unfortunately, no way of astonishing Sultan, Seyyicl, 
or Shah by presenting to his eyes an example of applied mechanics dealing 
with, for instance, a forged will, a false marriage, a family feud, a curate 
more or less Anglican, a guardsman more or less diabolical, or any 
similar raw material, and spinning, twisting, and weaving the whole into 
the article of commerce known by the trade as a novel of the season, three 
vols. octavo, price one pound eleven and sixpence. Nevertheless, the 
manufacture is a scarcely less remarkable triumph of modern skill and 
enterprise, more especially if we bear in mind that its present prodigious 
development is altogether a growth of our own days. The tremendoxis 
activity in the fiction market presents, indeed, a striking contrast to the 
sluggishness of business in those days when a few pieces of work turned 
out by a few irregular hands like Richardson, Fielding, Smollett, or 
Sterne amply sufficed to meet the demand for entertaining literature ; 
not to speak of that remoter and still more backward age the handloom 
period in the history of novel-weaving when our simple ancestors were 
contented with the fabrics of Mrs. Aphra Behn and the ingenious Mrs. 
Manley, a coarse web according to our taste, but very fine in their un- 
educated eyes. 

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native ingenuity does not appear to have been capable of even so moderate 
an effort as the fabrication of a serviceable intrigue, and the novel-readers 
of England were wholly dependent upon the productions of the foreigner. 
This was the age of those shabby folios with high-sounding titles upon 
which the explorer sometimes lights among the remoter shelves of an old 
country-house library " Cassandra," " Clelia," " Astrea : a Romance," 
" Ibrahim ; or, the Illustrious Bassa," " Artamanes ; or, the Grand Cyrus," 
and the like ; volumes for the most part describing themselves as " written 
by eminent wits and englished by persons of quality," and in bulk, type, 
and appearance as unsuggestive of light reading as books well could be. 
It is in such company that Guzman de Alfarache is most frequently found 
in these days, but the proverb which makes company an index to character 
does not hold good in this case. The works of D'TJrfe, Gomberville, La 
Calprenede, and the Scuderys, which gave employment to the translators 
and, it is to be presumed, entertainment to the readers of England about 
the middle of the seventeenth century, were all mere offshoots of the earlier 
forms of fiction, the romances of chivalry and the prose pastorals. As 
M. Demogeot says in his History of French Literature, "le bucher de 
Cervantes n'etouffa pas toute la race chevaleresque ; le roman heroique, 
malencontreux phenix, en sortit sain et sauf pour 1'ennui du xvii e 
siecle." They were, in fact, nothing more than modifications of the old 
romances, and, like the old romances, they sought to lead the reader into a 
world as far removed as possible from the world of his experience, and 
to interest him by the representation of personages, incidents, sentiments, 
and motives of action as unlike those of real life as the author's imagina- 
tion could make them. Guzman de Alfarache was constructed on a plan 
exactly the opposite of this. It was an example of the new form of 
fiction which had come into existence in the sixteenth century. The 
great movement of the time, the gravitation towards fact, which had made 
itself felt in theology, in philosophy, in science, and in art, extended even 
to fiction, and gave birth to a new species of romance ; one that laid its 
scenes, not in vague regions peopled by impossible knights and shepherds, 
but in the crowded highways of everyday life, and appealed not to the 
sentimental instincts of the reader, but to his sympathy with the weak- 
nesses, wants, and humours of flesh and blood. 

The first essay in this direction was the little Spanish tale of Lazarillo 
de Tormes, the origin, character, and place in literature of which have been 
already dealt with in these pages.* Guzman de Alfarache, also a Spanish 
tale, was the next, or at least the next that has come down to us. At first 
sight it may seem i strange that Spain, of all countries, should have been the 
one to take the initiative in stibstituting a realistic for a romantic school 
of fiction ; but the reason is not far to seek. Spain was the country where 
the romantic fiction not only the chivalric but also the pastoral reached 
the highest pitch of luxuriance, and the only country where its effects upon 

* Cornhill Magasine, June 1875. 
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the popular taste assumed the magnitude of an evil ; it would be, therefore, 
naturally the quarter where a reaction might be expected. In the next 
place Spanish society presented some especially striking contrasts to the 
pictures which the romantic writers were fond of drawing. No characters, 
for instance, could well have been more dissimilar than the heroes of the 
romances, and the actual knights errant the vagabond chevaliers d 1 Indus- 
trie by whom Spain was overrun in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, 
and if we are to trust contemporary evidence there was as little Arcadian 
innocence as there was princely magnificence in the life of the middle and 
lower classes at the same time. Incongruities of this sort coiild not long 
escape notice among people gifted with a sense of humour ; and, whatever 
doubts there may be as to the possession of humour by the other Latin 
races, there can be none in the case of the Spaniards. The novels written 
in the gusto picaresco, as the style in time came to be called, were a 
very natural result of these circumstances. They were not, of course, 
designedly burlesques upon the fashionable fiction of the clay, but in effect 
they travestied its salient features. Everything in them was of the 
familiar type : the incidents were those of everyday occurrence within 
the experience of the reader ; the scenes were carefully copied from life, a 
marked preference being given to low life ; the aims, actions, and senti- 
ments of the characters were studiously unheroic, and in their heroes 
every one of the knightly virtues of the old romances was conspicuous by 
its absence. For these last they had the advantage of a large and well- 
recognised class to draw from. Among the unwholesome growths bred 
by the decay of Spain during the reigns of the Philips was the swarm of. 
idlers that infested the kingdom the pauper hidalgos who, in the words 
of Espinel, " mas quieren padecer necesidades que ser oficiales," who pre- 
ferred to endure any straits rather than stoop to work ; and the picaros, 
who to an equal repugnance to labour added an entire unscrupulousness 
as to the means by which the wants of life were to be supplied. These, 
especially the latter, and their shifts and contiivances, adventures and 
mishaps, offered tempting materials for a school of fiction founded on 
principles diametrically opposed to those which governed the writers of the 
chivalry and pastoral romances. 

Guzman de Alfarache appeared in 1599, at the commencement as 
well of the Augustan age of Spanish literature as of the reign which 
confirmed the downward tendency of the national fortunes. No work 
of the age, not even Don Quixote, which followed it six years later, had 
so great or so immediate a success ; and it is only when we come to 
modern times, to Scott or Dickens, that we find in the history of litera- 
ture anything like so rapid or so wide a popularity. According to a 
statement which, as Ticknor says, there is no reason to question, at least 
twenty-six editions, amounting to upwards of 50,000 copies, of the first 
part had been produced within six years after its first appearance, and 
within three it had been already translated into French and Italian. 
Versions appeared later in Portuguese, German, Dutch, and Latin ; the 



" GUZMAN DE ALFARACHE " AND THE GUSTO PICARESCO. 27 

last a curious one, by Caspar Ens, author of the Epidorpides, which, 
from the number of editions it passed through, seems to have been 
popular. Into English it had the good fortune of being translated by a 
gentleman and a scholar familiar with the language, literature, and life 
of Spain, James Mabbe, " Don Diego Puede-Ser " (i.e. " may-be "), as he 
punningly called himself, sometime Fellow of Magdalen, Oxford, and 
afterwards secretary to the Earl of Bristol, the English ambassador at 
the Court of Madrid in the reign of James I. 

There were many excellent translations of masterpieces of foreign 
literature produced in England at that time Fairfax's Tasso, Harring- 
ton's Ariosto, Bartholomew Yong's version of the Dianas of Montemayor, 
Perez, and Polo ; Shelton's Don Quixote, Florio's Montaigne ; and Mabbe's 
Guzman is not the least meritorious among the number. He is much 
more sparing of interpolations of his own, and more faithful to his task 
than most of the old translators, and his style, if sometimes a little 
tinged with the pedantry of the day, is generally vigorous, idiomatic, 
and clear, with, moreover, a certain well-bred air about it, which no 
doubt helped to recommend the book to a higher class of readers than 
the English version of its predecessor, Lazarillo de Tormes, found favour 
with. To the student of Spanish literature it is especially valuable, as 
Mabbe worked in scholarly fashion, annotating copiously from Covarru- 
bias and other sources, wherever the text seemed to require elucidation ; 
and his notes on phrases, customs, and proverbs (in which last Guzman 
is even richer than Don Quixote) are often curious and always worth 
reading. It is pleasant to see that his industry and conscientiousness 
did not go unrewarded; for his translation, published in 1623, in the 
same year with the famous first folio of /Shakespeare, and, like it, with 
commendatory verses by Ben Jonson, had reached a fourth edition in 
1656, eight years before a third of Shakespeare was called for. 

Of Mateo Aleman, the author of the original, less perhaps is known 
than of any man of equal distinction in Spanish literature. He seems 
to have had little or no intercourse, friendly or otherwise, with the lead- 
ing men of his day. They complimented one another profusely in those 
times, and they occasionally said things of each other which were not 
complimentary. But Aleman's name does not appear for good or bad, 
except in some Latin verses of Espinel's prefixed to the Guzman, and 
in some lines of Lope de Vega's to another work. He is not mentioned by 
Cervantes in the Viage al Parnaso, nor by Lope in the Laurel de Apolo, 
poems that almost read like a register of all the scribblers of Spain. It 
has been argued that Cervantes was jealous of his popularity as a 
novelist ; but the conjecture only rests on one or two passages which do 
not necessarily involve a reference to any individual, and, a priori, such 
jealousy is very unlike Cervantes. It is only the small men of this 
world who are always fancying that there is not room enough in it for 
themselves as well as for their neighbours ; and Cervantes, who bore 

with such dignity the inordinate popularity of Lope de Vega, was not 

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likely to feel soro at so moderate and legitimate a success as that of 
Aleman. Even the industrious Nicolas Antonio, although a fellow- 
townsman and almost a contemporary, was unable to add anything 
material to the account given of Aleman by his friend Valdes in the 
second part of the Guzman. It is uncertain when he was born and 
when he died, and all that is positively known about him is that he was 
a Sevillian by birth, that for many years he held the important office of 
Contactor de Resultas in the Treasury of Philip II. ; that, being strictly 
upright, he was unable to make official life remunerative, and forsook it 
for literature ; that, besides his novel, he wrote a life of San Antonio of 
Padua, and a treatise on Castilian orthography ; and that, notwith- 
standing the prodigious success of his Guzman, he was none the richer 
for it.* The title of the book conveys a hint of the spirit in which it 
was written. The authors of the romances of chivalry were fond of 
giving imposing geographical designations to their heroes, like Amadis de 
Gaula, Belianis de Grecia, Palmerin de Inglaterra, Felixmarte de Hir- 
cania, and, in mockery, the authors of the new school of fiction chose for 
theirs obscure or ludicrous local titles. It is not the least humorous 
touch in Don Quixote that the country selected for the knight should be 
the dullest, ugliest, and most unromantic tract in the whole Spanish 
plateau. The founder of the school is connected with the Tormes, the 
shabbiest river in Spain, perhaps, except the Manzanares. Espinel's 
hero took his title of nobility from the petty mountain village of 
Obregon, near Santander, and not far, by the way, from that Santillana 
which the world knows best as the birthplace of Gil Bias. In the same 
manner Aleman dignifies his Guzman by describing him as of Alfarache, 
a small village forming a kind of suburb, and a not particularly 
reputable one, of Seville. 

like all the romances of the same family except the two by Cer- 
vantes (for Don Quixote is by birth a member of the family), Aleman's 
novel is cast in the form of an autobiography. The keynote of the 
picaresque fiction is struck at the very outset by Guzman apologising, 
with an admirable assumption of sincerity, for exposing the errors'of 
his parents, and introducing himself as the issue of an intrigue between 
the wife of an old Sevillian gentleman and a Genoese adventurer, whose 
discreditable antecedents are detailed at some length. He thus adroitly 
prepares the reader for his own moral laxity, and for the candour 
with which he publishes it. Being in a measure congenital, he can 
treat it as a defect for which he is not responsible, something like a 
hump or a squint, which he cannot help and should rather be pitied 
for. By the deaths of his two fathers, as he pleasantly calls them, and 

* It is not unlikely that Aleman may have been of German descent, as the name 
implies. It is very uncommon in Spain, and in the few instances in which it occurs 
it seems to indicate a German origin. He may possibly have been descended from 
the printer Meynardo Ungut Aleman, who flourished in Seville at the end of the fif- 
teenth century. 



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the poverty of his mother, he is driven to seek his fortune, and, in the 
true spirit of a Spanish vagabond, he starts " to see the world, travelling 
from place to place and commending himself to God and well-disposed 
people." His adventures on the road and in wayside inns are very much 
of the sort Le Sage was so fond of describing ; a sort of adventure and 
description which filtered through Gil Bias, pervades Roderick Random 
and Peregrine Pickle, and comes to us with nineteenth century modifi- 
cations in the pages of Pickwick. Indeed, although it would be difficult 
to point to any instance in which Le Sage has directly borrowed from 
Guzman de Alfarache, no work of the school probably had indirectly 
more influence on the creation of Gil Bias. In Guzman, too, we have 
the first instance of tales introduced into the narrative, just as the novel 
of " The Curious Impertinent " is introduced in Don Quixote ; a device 
of which Le Sage, Fielding, Smollett, and, in our own day, Dickens, 
freely availed themselves, and which is interesting as a survival of the 
art of the Italian novellieri and their predecessors the Oriental story- 
tellers. One of these tales is commonly said to have furnished the 
underplot for Beaumont and Fletcher's Little French Lawyer ; but the 
same story is told by Masuccio and by Parabosco, either of whom is more 
likely to have been the source than Aleman. Guzman was too much of 
a philosopher to struggle against destiny, or instinct, whichever it was 
that impelled him towards a vagabond career. He admits, indeed, that 
he made one attempt at gaining at honest living ; but it was in the 
capacity of stable boy to a roguish innkeeper, and his main duty was 
cheating his master's guests in the matter of corn, so that it can be hardly 
considered a serious deviation into the paths of rectitude. At any rate 
he did not long persist in it; his spirit craved a wider field of action, and 
he started for Madrid, begging his way. There he fell in with other 
adventurers somewhat of his own sort, who put him up to the necessary 
tricks and contrivances ; and what with cheating and thieving, and the 
victuals distributed at the monasteries, and his occasional earnings as a 
market porter (which calling he affected to save himself from being taken 
up for a rogue and vagabond), he led so easy and independent a life 
that he confesses he would not have changed it for that of the best of his 
ancestors. For a time his operations were on a small scale, but one day 
an opportunity for bolder practice offered itself, and he promptly availed 
himself of it. Being employed by one of his customers to carry a sum 
of money, he took advantage of the crowd to make off with it, and 
escaping from Madrid, got to Toledo, where he set up as a gallant on 
the plunder. Retribution speedily followed, and in the usual way. 
It has ever been one of woman's missions to be the instrument by 
which gay roguery, sooner or later, is punished, and the rule was proved 
in Guzman's case by a clever Toledan lady, who made a victim of him 
while he flattered himself he was making a conquest of her. He then 
enlisted as a soldier for service in Italy under a captain as unscrupulous 
as himself, on whose behalf he pilfered, plundered, and cheated the 



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unfortunate people on whom they were billeted on the march, under- 
goinf mock punishment when detected, with due resignation. This 
part of the tale gives a lively idea of some of the penalties which Spain 
had to pay for military pre-eminence in the reigns of Charles V. and 
Philip II. Landed at Genoa, he got his discharge from his captain, 
who frankly told him he was afraid to keep so great a rogxie in his service. 
As his father was a Genoese, he sought after his relations, and at length 
found an uncle, who, however, only recognised him by having him tossed 
in a blanket. He then relapsed into his old way of living, and joined a 
fraternity of beggars, whose philosophy and code of rules, set forth at full 
length, furnish some of the most amusing pages in the book. One trick 
which he learned that of dressing up a sore leg artistically stood him in 
such good stead afterwards at Rome that he was taken into the house of 
a compassionate cardinal, where, by the connivance of a couple of knavish 
surgeons (almost everyone in the book is either a knave or a dupe), a 
cure was effected, greatly to their credit and profit, and Guzman was 
retained as page in the cardinal's service. His instincts, however, proved 
too strong for him, and for repeated pilfering, gambling, and cheating 
he received his dismissal, but was immediately taken into the house of 
the French ambassador as a kind of jester, in which service he is left at 
the close of the first part of the work. 

It will be seen from this slight sketch that in structure, plan, and 
movement the tale is precisely of the same sort as Gil Bias, the main 
difference lying in the superior finish imparted to his work by the larter 
novelist. But there is also this difference, that Gil Bias, if not exactly a 
dignified or a moral character, yet shows some desire at least to stand 
fairly well in the reader's good opinion, while Guzman, on the other 
and, is entirely devoid of everything in the nature of self-respect. Not 
only does he seem to take a positive pleasure "in depicting himself as a 
thief, a liar, a cheat, and a hypocrite, but he never misses an opportunity 
of showing himself in a degrading or contemptible light. It should be 
observed, however, that there are, properly speaking, two Guzmans in the 
field. One is the acting Guzman, the actual perpetrator of the rogueries 
which he describes with such glee ; the other the older and graver Guzman, 
who plays the part of chorus and comments in an edifying strain on the 
follies and delinquencies of his younger self. This duality should be borne 
in mind, becaxise otherwise there would seem to be a certain amount of 
inconsistency in Guzman when we find him discoursing plausibly on the 
beauty of honesty or gratitude, and in the next sentence, perhaps, telling 
us, as if it was the best of jokes, how he robbed his benefactor. The 
contrivance is not a bad one for the author's purpose, for it enables him 
to offer any quantity of merely entertaining matter, while he is at the 
same time ostensibly carrying out the object which he claims to have in 
view the discouragement of vice by examples of its consequences. 

It is curious how shy the early masters of realistic fiction were of 
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readers. Almost all the picaresque novelists are eager in their pro- 
testations that all they seek in their faithful representations of real life 
is to warn ingenuous youth against the snares and pitfalls that beset its 
path through this world. The instructions morales contained in Gil 
Bias are its strong points, according to Le Sage. Defoe, whose Colonel 
Jack, Moll Flanders, Roxana, and Captain Singleton are all obviously 
modelled after the gusto picaresco romance, always insists strongly upon 
his moral purpose. Even Smollett, in the preface to Roderick Random, 
would persuade us that the aim of that severe book is to excite generous 
indignation against the sordid and vicious disposition of the world. 
Aleman's didactic intention manifests itself in frequent long, and often 
long-winded, moralisings on the frailties and follies of mankind, which 
would be, to most modern tastes, intolerably dry, were they not liberally 
larded with racy old proverbs and quaint and shi'ewd reflections. This 
kind of writing, however, was one of the literary fashions of the age, 
and these disquisitions no doubt contributed largely to the popularity 
of Guzman at home and abroad. But unquestionably its main attrac- 
tion lay in the truth and vigour with which the scenes and characters of 
real life are drawn ; and this is proved by a fact, of which Aleman com- 
plains pathetically in his second part, that, whereas he called his book 
Atalaya de la Vida Humana (The Watch-Toiver of Human Life), people 
had fastened the name of " Picaro " on it, so that it was known by no 
other. But a more vexatious proof of the popularity of Guzman's ad- 
ventures was the publication of a spurious continuation of them, fore- 
stalling the second part which Aleman had promised, and spoken of as 
already partly written. The case of Cervantes and Avellaneda was 
almost completely anticipated, but it must be owned that Aleman took 
the affront with better temper than Cervantes, though the grievance in 
his case was greater. The language of Cervantes at the end of the first 
part of Don Quixote is very uncertain as to the production of a second, 
and indeed seems almost to invite another pen to the task " forse altri 
cantera con miglior plettro." And then he allowed eight years to 
pass without making any sign. It is true that he annoimced a con- 
tinuation the year before Avellaneda produced his false Quixote, but it is 
at any rate possible that the latter may have been then written, and that 
the author was not willing to see his labour thrown away. In fact, 
Cervantes had himself to blame for the injury that was done to him ; but 
in Aleman's case the hardship was much more real, for the counterfeit 
Guzman came out three years after the appearance of the original,* and 
was based, it seems, upon Aleman's own continuation, to the manuscript 
of which the author had in some way obtained access. Nevertheless 
Aleman, though he protests strongly against the appropriation, candidly 

* Ticknor says the spurious second part \vas first printed at Madrid in 1603 ; but 
j\Ir. Quaritch of Piccadilly had, not long ago, a copy of an edition dated Barcelona, 
J602, which seems, however, to hare been printed in 1C01. 



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admits the merit of the work, and even says he would have been proud to 
be the author of it. This, however, was perhaps merely judicious magna- 
nimity, for it is higher praise than an impartial critic would give. The 
spurious Guzman is far superior in style to the spurious Quixote, and 
much less coarse and vulgar, but it is at best a mediocre production. 

Aleman was not only more good-humoured than Cervantes, but be 
showed more humour in his retaliation. Instead of losing his temper 
and calling his imitator a blockhead, as he had to re- write his second 
part, he availed himself of the opportunity and made him a character 
in the book. The false Guzman claimed to be the work of one Mateo 
Luxan de Sayavedra, an assumed name, like " Avellaneda," and this 
Sayavedra Aleman introduced into the novel, making him servant to 
Guzman and a still greater thief and scoundrel than his master ; * and 
he also slyly contrives to identify him with one Juan Marti, a Valencian 
advocate, who is supposed to have been the real author. A large por- 
tion of the story is taken up with the joint rogueries of the worthy pair, 
and finally Sayavedra makes an end of himself as they are on their way 
back to Spain by jumping overboard in a fit of delirium, in the course 
of which he had fancied himself to be Guzman, and mentioned several 
of the incidents of the spurious Life, " which, however, nobody paid any 
attention to, for everyone saw he was mad." The rest of the book is 
made up of Guzman's adventures in Spain. He returned to Madrid, 
where he married for money and set up in business, but his wife dying, 
he was forced to refund the money he got with her ; and then the bright 
idea struck him that, with his antecedents and knowledge of life, the 
Church was his true vocation. With this view he went through the 
necessary studies at the University of Alcala, but just as he was ready 
to take orders he fell in love that is to say, so far as the heroes of these 
tales ever succumbed to that passion for love, it should be observed, 
plays but a small part in the machinery of these primitive novels : its 
value as a source of motion in realistic fiction was a discovery of com- 
paratively modern times. He married the object of his choice, who 
proved in every way worthy of him, and the scandalous life they led is 
described by Guzman with his usual sententious effrontery. At last, 
however, the lady, weary of him and still more of his old mother, whom 
he had taken to live with him, eloped with one of her numerous lovers, 
and he, being in consequence thrown \ipon his own resources, betook 
himself once more to his old profession, and performed some notable 
rogueries (such as selling the tiles off a house in which he had been 
charitably given a lodging), until, on the recommendation of a too 
credulous friar, he was taken into the service of a wealthy lady, whom, 
it is needless to say, he promptly robbed. For this he was sent to the 

* Dickens, it may be remembered, revenges himself in a somewhat similar manner 
in Nicholas Nickleby on the dramatic authors who had, in much the same fashion 
appropriated the product of his invention, 



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galleys, but having the good luck to become privy to a conspiracy among 
his fellow-convicts, which he revealed to the authorities, he was set at 
liberty ; and his memoirs end with a promise of a continuation if, as he 
imctuously puts it, he has not in the meantime exchanged this transitory 
life for that which is the hope of the faithful a promise, however, which 
was never fulfilled. 

That such a book should have achieved so wide a popularity, abroad 
as well as at home, is not a little significant of the state of Europe at the 
beginning of the seventeenth century. Characters like Guzman must 
have been pretty common in society to ensure the recognition of such a 
hero as one of the actualities of everyday life ; and society itself must 
have been curiously tolerant of rascality when unblushing confessions 
like these could have been relished as charming light reading. It is 
undoubtedly a work of genius, but of a far lower order of genius than its 
predecessor, Lazarillo de Tormes. It abounds with invention, imagination, 
and graphic power, but the reader never feels himself in the presence of 
a master who can infuse the breath of life into his imaginings, and whose 
scenes he- can realise without any supplemental effort of his own fancy. 
Nor has it anything of that finer humour which pervades the sketches 
and descriptions of the Lazarillo, nor even of the light-hearted fun that 
Mendoza's little scamp throws into his mishaps and rogueries. Still it is 
a thoroughly original work, full of character, shrewd observation, and 
pictures of life and manners that are at once lively and lifelike ; and 
appearing at a time when amusing books were few, it not unnaturally 
found favour with the multitude, and became the model on which 
subsequent attempts in the same line were shaped. 

The first of these, in order of publication, was not a happy one. It 
was the strange book called La Picara Justina, professedly by one 
Francisco Lopez de Ubeda, but in reality by a Dominican monk, Andres 
Perez of Leon, which appeared in 1605, in the same year with the 
second part of the Guzman and the first of Don Quixote. This, as 
the title implies, is the life and adventures of a sort of female Guzman, 
and is obviously an imitation of Aleman's work. The author, in his 
prologue, pretends that it was written while he was a student at Alcala, 
but that it was " somewhat augmented after the appearance of the admired 
book of the Picaro ; " but, if so, the augmentation must have included a 
good deal of re- writing, for the influence of Guzman is almost everywhere 
traceable. He has, however, none of Aleman's invention, observation, 
or knowledge of life and character, and can. only imitate his meditative 
and philosophical digressions. The style, too, shows that it must have 
been written not long before it was published, for it is a striking example 
of the mannerism which began to infect prose as well as poetry early in 
the seventeenth century. The idea to be expressed is always made subor- 
dinate to the mode of expressing it, and there is throughout that constant 
effort to say commonplace tilings in an unusual way which characterised 
the contemporary school of the Enphuists in England. Of story, inci- 

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dent, or adventure there is little or nothing, the substance of the book 
being merely tedious accounts of Justina's wanderings, interspersed with 
descriptions of wayside-inn life which might be amusing if they could 
be stripped of their cold conceits and intolerable verbiage. It does not 
seem to have had any influence on the branch of literature to which it 
belongs, and the only interest attaching to it arises from its connection 
with Cervantes. Although published in 1605, it was licensed in August 
1604, or four months earlier than the date of the license of Don Quixote. 
Nevertheless in some doggrel verses prefixed to one of the chapters, Jus- 
tina speaks of herself as " more famous than Don Quixote, or Lazarillo, 
or Alfarache, or Celestina ; " so that, unless the date be a mistake or the 
verses a subsequent addition, we have Cervantes' novel while still an 
iinpublished book ranked with the three most popular fictions of Spain. 
Evidence, however, is not wanting to show that Don Quixote was pretty 
widely known before it was in print, for there is a spiteful letter of Lope's 
of about the same date which refers to it, and hints that no poet could be 
found to write commendatory verses for it. 

But the compliment did not prevent Cervantes from judging of the 
Picara Justina on its merits. It is one of the very few books attacked 
in the Journey to Parnassus, where he describes the author of it coming 
on. " with fluttering skirts and sweating, and, like a culverin, discharging 
his big book," to the damage of the orthodox poets ; on which one of their 
sentinels warned them to stoop their heads, as " the opposite party was 
about to let fly another novel." On this passage an ingenious and erudite 
commentator on Cervantes, Don Nicolas Diaz de Benjumea, has founded 
a theory on the vexed question of authorship of the Avellaneda continua- 
tion of Don Quixote. He believes that the ' ' otra no vela " was the spurious 
sequel, and that Andres Perez was, if not "Avellaneda," at any rate a 
collaborateur ; and he further points out that " Pedro Noriz," mentioned 
in the second part of Don Quixote, c. 62, looks like a kind of anagram 
of "Andres Perez," and that Cervantes must have had some strong reason 
for his bitterness against a book which had been complimentary to him. 
On this point, however, the words used afford a sufficient explanation. 
Cervantes, whose own style is a model of ease and clearness, would 
naturally detest a style laboured, loose, and vague, like that of the 
Picara, and nothing could more happily describe it than "haldeando 
y trasudando." But, apart from this, the theory is not consistent 
with dates. It is true that Avellaneda's Quixote and the Journey 
to Parnassus appeared nearly together in July 1614, but the latter, as 
we know by the prologue to the Novelas Exemplares, was already 
written more than a year before that time. Besides, if there is any- 
thing certain in this matter, it is that Cervantes had no knowledge or 
even suspicion of any production like Avellaneda's when he was writing 
the 58th chapter of the second part, where the Don and Sancho are still 
bound for Saragossa, which destination they suddenly change for Barce- 
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Quixote. This was some time after the appearance of Avellaneda's book 
and of the Journey, for, from the date of Sancho's letter, it is clear that 
Cervantes had only written as far as chapter 36 on the 20th of July, 
1614. 

Cervantes himself appears among the picaresque novelists. Don 
Quixote of course is not to be included among the works of the 
gusto picaresco, although it is unquestionably of the same family. Like 
them it is a product of the opposition to and reaction against the popular 
fiction of the sixteenth century, and it is, therefore, like them, intensely 
realistic. It is, in truth, the story of the collision between fancy and fact 
of a man regiilating his movements in accordance with the laws of an 
imaginary world, and so knocking his poor head at every turn against 
the hard facts of the actual world in which he has to move. There 
is no such subtle motive as this underlying the picaresque novels. 
Their treatment of fact is purely objective, and their purpose simply 
to show life, or some phase of it, as it really is. One of the earliest 
works of Cervantes was an effort in this direction. It is the little tale 
of Rinconete y Cortadlllo, the third of his Novelas Exemplares, and 
the best of them, except the exquisite novelet of The Gitanilla. He 
mentions it in the first part of Don Quixote, and there can be no doubt 
that he wrote it between 1588 and 1598, when he was employed as pur- 
veyor and collector of taxes at Seville. 

It is an unfinished sketch of low life in that city, then, as now, 
a favourite haunt of the picaro class, and it has all the vitality and 
freshness of a sketch taken on the spot by the hand of a master. 
Bouterwek calls it " a comic romance in miniature," but it is more 
like a Hogarth in words. It is simply a picture of a fraternity of 
thieves, under the presidency of one Monipodio, a sort of compound of 
Jonathan Wild and Duke Hildebrod in the Fortunes of Nigel, by 
whom Rinconete and Cortadilto, two young vagabonds somewhat of the 
Lazarillo de Tormes type, are admitted to practice in Seville. But, how- 
ever slight its pretensions to the character of a romance may be, it is of 
interest in the history of fiction, for it is Cervantes' first attempt at 
drawing from the life ; and in his sketches of Monipodio's gang, and of 
their quarrels, their caixmses, their systematic rascality, and their 
grotesque piety, he gave the foretaste of that humour which has made 
Sancho Panza a citizen of the world. 

But though undoubtedly written some time before Don Quixote, it 
was not printed till 1613, when it appeared as one of the twelve tales in 
virtue of which Cervantes claimed to be " the first who had written 
novels (novelado) in Castilian," a phrase implying that he did not look 
upon productions like Lazarillo de Tormes as novels, but restricted the 
title to short stories more or less resembling the Italian novelle, such as, 
for example, his own Curious Impertinent. Fictions of this kind were 
very numerous and popular in Spain in the first half of the seventeenth 
century, and now and then they present some of the features of the tales 



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of the picaresque school, but there is always the radical difference that 
they seek to interest the reader by the intrigo, as the dramatists of 
Dryden's time would have said, and not by a truthful picture of real 
life, manners, or human nature. 

The first genuine gusto picaresco tale after Rinconete y Cortadillo 
was Marcos de Obregon, by the poet and musician Vicente Espinel, 
which appeared in 1618. The name will be familiar to most English 
readers though, probably, not one in ten thousand has ever read the book 
in connection with Gil Bias, which is generally said to have been 
founded on Espinel's novel. The statement was originally made by 
Voltaire in a contemptuous notice of Le Sage in the appendix to his 
Siecle de Louis XIV., in which he says that Gil Bias " est entierement pris 
du roman espagnol intitule La Vidad de lo Escudiero dom Marcos 
d'Obrego" Never, perhaps, has self-confidence more naively committed 
itself than in this sentence. Not only are there seven mistakes in eight 
words, but they show that the writer could not have seen the book he 
quotes, and that he certainly would have been unable to read it if he 
had seen it. Besides, there is a slight flavour of Portuguese in the title of 
the " roman espagnol," which argues an ignorance of that language also ; 
so that from these few words we may estimate the value of Voltaire's 
criticism on the Araucana, which had not been translated, and "on the 
Lusiad, the translation of which he had not seen. As to Marcos de 
Obregon, the case is very simple. He got the idea from Bruzen de la 
Martiniere, and then " generalised " it in this form. The truth is that 
Le Sage did borrow, and freely, from Espinel's tale. It is rich in inci- 
dents and episodes of the very sort that suited his purpose, which he took 
without ceremony; and, whether it was that he fancied himself safe from 
detection, or, as is more likely, never troubled his head about it, he made 
no effort to conceal the fact that he had taken them. One of the first 
acts of the ordinary thief is to remove all names from the stolen goods, 
but Le Sage, in some instances, left the names in the tales he annexed 
standing just as he found them. Thus the story of the garden barbier 
in the first vohime of Gil Bias is merely a rifacimento of the commence- 
ment of Marcos de Obregon, retaining both his name and that of Dona 
Mergelina. In the same manner both the name and story of Camilla, 
who cheated Gil Bias of his ring, are taken from Marcos. In one 
instance Le Sage thought to make an improvement .in his original by 
changing " Dr. Sagredo " into " Dr. Sangrado ; " but, seeing that it was 
the Doctor's patients, and not himself, who were " bled," the alteration 
cannot be called a happy one. Other examples of his appropriations are 
to be found in the apologue of the two students in the address to the 
reader, which is improved out of Espinel's prologue ; the story of Don 
Raphael being carried off by the corsairs and his adventures at Algiers, 
which are closely copied from the adventures of Marcos himself ; and the 
story of Gil Bias and the flatterer, who supped at his expense at Peiia- 
flor, and of the amorous muleteer a few pages farther on. To these 



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may be added a few minor touches, like Don Mathias saying it was 
unreasonable to expect a man who, even for a party of pleasure, would 
not get up before noon, to rise at six to fight a duel. In fact, it was Le 
Sage's practice to avail himself of any adaptable joke, incident, or tale, 
just as Dickens, for example, availed himself of the story over which 
Dr. Johnson and Beauclerk had their memorable quarrel to expand it 
into Sam Weller's immortal legend of the man that killed himself on 
principle ; nor is Espinel the only author he borrowed from, for he levied 
contributions on some of the dramatists also. This is the extent of his 
obligations to Marcos de Obregon. For structure, form, and local colour 
he was no doubt indebted to Guzman, the Gran Tacano, and Estebanillo 
Gonzalez, but all else in Gil Bias is his own. The scenery, the costumes 
in short, all the " properties " are Spanish ; and, as the work of a man 
who never set foot in Spain, it is a marvel that they are so truly Spanish. 
But the dramatis personce are all French ; and as for Gil Bias himself, 
he has not a Spanish bone in his body. He is as thorough a Frenchman 
as Dumas' D'Artagnan or Prevost's Chevalier des Grieux. Certainly 
Le Sage .borrowed nothing in the way of plot or construction from 
Marcos de Obregon. It opens with an exordium in praise of patience, 
and we are given to understand that its object is to show the advantages 
of cultivating that virtue. But it is difficult to see how the tale effects 
this purpose, unless, indeed, it be through the example of a hermit 
in whose cell Marcos is detained by a sudden storm and flood, and to 
whom he relates the history of his youth, a narrative occupying the best 
part of two days, and considerably more than two-thirds of the book. 
In justice to Marcos, it must be admitted that the strictly narrative 
portion and the tales and episodes introduced are told with spirit, but 
they are over-weighted by the long-winded and prosy discourses with 
which he seasons them ; and most readers will sympathise with the 
alacrity with which the good hermit, "perhaps," as Marcos candidly 
owns, " tired of listening so long," points out that the flood has gone 
down and the bridge become passable. 

Another book of very much the same character is Alonso, the Servant 
of many Masters, or, as it came to be called in later editions, El 
Donado Hablador (The Loquacious Lay Brother), by Geronimo Yanez y 
Rivera, the first volume of which appeared in 1624, and the second two 
years later. It is even more awkwardly constructed than Marcos de 
Obregon, being cast in the form of a dialogue throughout ; but it is in 
other respects much on a par with it. Le Sage, apparently, was not 
aware of its existence, as he has taken nothing from it, though there is 
more to suit his purpose than in Espinel's novel. It is far richer in 
pictures of Spanish life and society, some of which, especially those of 
university and military life, are very graphic and obviously truthful; 
and, besides, it abounds with short stories of the jest-book order, one of 
which, indeed, is actually taken from the great Spanish Joe Miller, the 
Floresta Espafiola, of Melchior de Santa Cruz. It is the tale of the 



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Franciscan monk who, being barefoot, was persuaded to carry his fellow- 
traveller, a Dominican, across a river, but halfway over finding the 
burden heavier than he had bargained for asked the other if he had any 
money about him, and, on the Dominican replying that he had six reals 
in his pocket, at once dropped him into the stream, saying, " You should 
have told me that before : don't you know our Order is forbidden to 
cany money 1 " Another, which ha,s a decided smack of the Italian 
salt, and is quoted by Burton in the Anatomy of Melancholy, is the 
story of the magic water with which a lady, complaining of the quarrel- 
some temper of her husband, was advised to fill her mouth whenever he 
began to scold, taking care to keep it there as long as he was in the room. 
But in the same year (1626) there appeared at Saragossa a much 
more important book than either of these, or than any of the class 
except the Lazarillo and the Guzman. This was the Vida del Euscon 
Don Pablos, JExemplo de Vagamundos y Espejo de Tacanos, by no less an 
author than Quevedo, who, not content with distinction as a poet, a 
satirist, a dramatist, a biographer, and a theologian, enrolled himself 
among the novelists in this way. The book is better known as the 
Gran Tacano, which may be roughly translated as " Arch-Rascal," the 
original title probably proving too clumsy, and not very apt, as 
" buscon " means rather a petty pilferer than a clever, unscrupulous 
scoundrel, such as Don Pablos really was. It is a tale somewhat like 
the Lazarillo and the Guzman, but, as might be expected from a man of 
Quevedo's original genius, it has a strongly-marked individuality and 
character of its own. It is the history of a model scamp, whose father 
was a barber who robbed his customers while shaving them, and whose 
mother was a practitioner in quackery, a dealer in the black art, and a 
professional go-between, a character which seems to have had a special 
attraction for Spanish writers ever since the time of the Arch priest of 
Hita and of the Celestina. Nevertheless, he ingratiated himself so 
much with a schoolfellow, the son of a wealthy hidalgo, that when the 
latter was going to the University of AlcaM he took young Paul with 
him, partly as a companion, partly as a kind of servant, a relationship 
which, according to the novelists, was very common in Spain at that 
time, and to which many a humbly-born youth owed a university educa- 
tion. Their adventures on the road from Segovia to Alcala are quite in 
the manner of Le Sage at his best. In fact, in reading the Tacano the 
conviction again and again forces itself on the mind that Le Sage must 
have had the book at his fingers' ends ; but there is a gratuitous coarse- 
ness at times which the artistic instinct of Le Sage would never have 
permitted. The same may be said of the descriptions of student life at 
Alcala, which are full of broad humour, and are evidently reminiscences 
of Quevedo's own residence there. The students of his time are not 
painted in flattering colours. It would be difficult to imagine a more 
abominable set of young monkeys. Indeed, it is unjust to compare them 
with monkeys, for they seem to have been far more like Yahoos, and it 
was their pleasant practice to welcome a newly-arrived freshman in. 



"GUZMAN DE ALFARACHE" AND THE GUSTO PICAEESCO. 39 

much the same manner as Captain Gulliver describes himself to have 
been welcomed by the Yahoos the first time he encountered them. 

Nor is this to be set down as mere novelist's exaggeration, for the truth 
of the picture is vouched for by more than one contemporary, and in the 
Donado Hablador we have a very similar account of the ways of the 
students at the sister university of Salamanca. Among these youths 
Paul, by force of character, soon came to be a leading spirit and prime 
mover in every enterprise against the peace and property of the towns- 
folk of Alcala. His studies were, however, interrupted by a letter from 
his uncle, the hangman of Segovia, announcing the death of his father. 
" He died," said the letter, " with as much fortitude as any man ever 
did ; you may take my word for it, for I hanged him myself. The 
convict's jacket fitted him as if it had been made for him. He mounted 
the ladder, not running up like a cat, nor yet too slowly ; and observing 
one of the rounds broken, he pointed it out to the sheriff, and begged 
him to have it mended against the next occasion. In fact, I cannot tell 
you how he pleased everybody. I quartered him afterwards, and God 
knows it grieves me to see him furnishing an ordinary to the crows." The 
letter goes on to say that, as for his mother, though she is not exactly dead, 
she is the next thing to it, as the Inquisition has got hold of her for practis- 
ing witchcraft ; so that, upon the whole, Paul may as well consider himself 
an orphan, and come and take possession of the family property ; in 
addition to which the affectionate uncle proposes to make him his heir, 
adding, " With your knowledge of Latin and rhetoric you will make a 
rare hangman." The last sentence illustrates the difficulty of translating 
Spanish humour. It is quite impossible to do full justice to the pompous 
gravity of " sereis singular en el arte de verdugo." The whole letter is a 
good specimen of Quevedo's peculiar humour. He has been called the 
Spanish Voltaire, and no doubt in the turn of his mind he bears a 
certain resemblance to the great Frenchman. But an English reader 
will be far oftener reminded of Swift than of Voltaire in Quevedo's 
humorous and satirical passages. He had what Voltaire had not, or at 
least had only in a limited degree, and what especially characterised 
Swift's humour the gift of perfect gravity while laying some preposterous 
absurdity before the reader. You can always catch Voltaire's grin and 
the twinkle of his eye in the background, but Swift and Quevedo never 
betray the slightest consciousness of saying anything ludicrous or any- 
thing that is not the merest and most obvious matter of fact. 

Paul, however, had no mind to become his uncle's successor ; and 
possessing himself of the money his father had left, he slipped out of 
Segovia and made for Madrid. On the road he overtakes a pauper 
hidalgo, whose portrait may serve as a companion to that of the squire 
in Lazarillo de Tormes, but Quevedo's treatment of the character is far 
harder and more unsympathetic than Mendoza's. By this worthy he is 
instructed in the arts of life at the capital, and introduced to a kind of 
boarding-house frequented by rogues, vagabonds, and adventurers of 
various sorts, who, with their straits, shifts, and contrivances, furnish a 



40 "GUZMAN DE ALFARACHE " AND THE GUSTO PICABESCO. 

subject that Quevedo's humour revels in, and one that his curious know- 
ledge of Madrid low life, as shown in his slang ballads, enabled him to 
depict accurately and fully. At length a clumsily- executed theft brings 
the authorities down on the establishment, and the whole " college," as 
he calls it, is consigned to prison. Here again Quevedo is in his ele- 
ment. Poor fellow ! in the course of his own troubled life he had more 
than one opportunity of studying in person the humours of a Spanish 
gaol, and had no necessity to draw on his imagination for his details ; but 
if we had any doubt of the truth of his sketches we have only to compare 
them with those of Borrow in The Bible in Spain to see how little the 
novelist has added, and how little Madrid prisons have changed in two 
centuries. Paul being a man of property, compared with his comrades, 
found little difficulty in obtaining his release by a judicious investment 
of his father's ducats, which he had providently secreted, and was soon 
restored to Madrid society, in which he endeavoured to cut a figure, and 
for some time succeeded, until an unlucky meeting with his old master 
and college companion of Alcala led to an exposure and a not unmerited 
beating. All this part is so entirely in the style of Gil Bias that it seems 
more than likely that Le Sage was largely indebted to it, though he has 
not adopted any particular adventure, incident, or character. Paul's 
money being now gone and his pretensions exposed, he sought a livelihood 
for a while by begging as a cripple, and afterwards, in conjunction with 
another impostor, by stealing children and then restoring them, with a 
trumped up story of having rescued them from under the wheels of a 
coach. He next joined a company of strolling players, and became an 
actor and dramatist, a portion of his adventures which has a special 
interest, as it is full of curious details relating to the drama and stage 
customs and practices at about the period when Lope and his school had 
just gained the ascendency over the popular^ taste which they so long 
held. This career was brought to a close by the arrest for debt of the 
manager, and after a few amatory and gambling adventures Paul takes 
leave of the reader at Seville, where he is about to embark for the Indies. 
If it is inferior in true humour to the Lazarillo and JKinconete y 
Cortadillo, in knowledge of life, wit, and satire, this novel of Quevedo's 
is unsurpassed by any of the picaresque school, and this makes all the 
more absurd the attempt of M. Germond de Lavigne to assign its com- 
position to the period of Quevedo's boyhood. Quevedo was undoubtedly 
precocious. He was a graduate in theology at fifteen, a brilliant Greek, 
Latin, and Hebrew scholar at an unusually early age ; and he had 
hardly attained manhood when the great Lipsius called him the " glory 
of Spain." But learning of this sort is a very different thing from the 
kind of learning that shows itself in every page of the Gran Tacaiio ; no 
amount of precocity will give knowledge of life, and men, and 'manners, 
and it is inconceivable how anybody with a fair share of the critical 
faculty, and with the book before him, could believe it to have been 
written by a boy in his sixteenth year. Yet this is what M. Germond 
de Lavigne most dogmatically asserts in the preface and notes to his 



"GUZMAN DE ALFABACHE" AND THE GUSTO PICAKESCO. 41 

translation, first published in 1843, and re-issued in the Collection Jannet 
in 1868. It would not be worth while to contradict such an assertion 
made by an obscure writer, but coming from a distinguished Spanish 
scholar like M. Germoncl de Lavigne, and one who, by his translations 
of Avellaneda and the Celestina, has a claim to rank as an authority on 
Spanish literature, it deserves something more than a passing notice. 
All he can show in support of his theory is, that the name of Antonio 
Perez is mentioned in the account of one Paul's escapades at Alcala, which 
proves, he thinks, that Quevedo was writing at the time when Perez 
was a source of uneasiness to the Spanish Court, i.e. between 1593 and 
1597. But in all probability in the hoax in question we have merely a 
recollection of an incident of Quevedo's own student days (he says ex- 
pressly that they talk of the joke at Alcala " to this day"), and that the 
name of Perez was actually used as described. What could be more 
natural than that, writing no matter how long afterwards, he should 
introduce, just as it occurred, a prank in which, perhaps, he had taken 
part himself 1 ? At any rate, the date of a work is not to be settled on 
evidence like this ; besides, there is evidence that the Tacano was not 
written till at least after 1605, for Paul speaks of himself as riding from 
Segovia on a " Rucio de la Mancha," an obvious allusion to Sancho 
Panza's " Dapple ;" and in an earlier chapter one of the characters says 
he has two plans for taking Ostend, evidently referring to the famous 
siege of that town by Spinola from 1601 to 1604. Nevertheless, with a 
curious positiveness, M. Lavigne says, " La premiere edition fut done 
imprimee vers 1596." He does not condescend to say where Ihis edition 
is to be seen, or by whom it has ever been seen. The earliest in the 
-British Museum is that of Saragossa (1626), which all bibliographers, 
including Don Aureliano Guerra y Orbe, the learned and industrious 
editor of Quevedo's works, have always considered, and no doubt rightly, 
to be the first. No harm would have been done had he been content with 
this, but unluckily near the end Paul observes that formerly there were 
" no comedies but those of the good Lope de Vega and Ramon," of which 
passage M. de Lavigne says that " there are here two errors which I 
have felt bound to rectify." In the first place, he says at the time when 
our hero flourished, Lope de Vega could not be called one of the first 
authors of popular comedies : " 1'intention de Quevedo a etc, sans nul 
doute, de citer Lope de Rueda. le pere du theatre espagnol ;" and as to 
the other, he says, " Ramon m'est completement inconnu. II est, sans 
aucun doute, question de Torres Naharro ;" and with true Gallic self- 
confidence he makes the corrections in his translation. In fact, having, 
in his zeal to prove the Tacano the model of Guzman, invented an im- 
possible date for the book, he alters the text to suit it, and in doing so 
destroys a valuable piece of testimony on the history of the Spanish 
drama. For the Ramon who is " completely unknown " to M. de 
Lavigne happens to be Dr. Alfonso Ramon, a dramatist mentioned with 
praise by more than one writer of the time, but especially by Cervantes, 
who, in the prologue to his comedies (1615), speaks of him very much as 



42 "GUZMAN DE ALFARACHE " AND THE GUSTO PICARESCO. 

Quevedo does here, as one of those to whom, next to Lope, Spanish 
comedy was most indebted. M. Germond de Lavigne is, indeed, rather 
given to rash statements. He says Rojas " did not finish the Celestina" 
Cota may have begun the Celestina, but Rojas certainly finished it. He 
says that Aleman would not have continued Guzman but for Luxan de 
Sayavedra, nor Cervantes fished Don Quixote but for Avellaneda. 
The first statement is wrong, and the second mere assertion. He says 
Espinel invented a form of guitar, called after him espinela. Espinel 
added a fifth string to the guitar, and is said to have invented the decima 
or stanza of ten eight-syllable lines, which is sometimes called espinela. 
He confounds Morales the actor with Morales el Divino, the painter of 
Badajoz, and, in short, gives a good deal of information somewhat 
astonishing to a Spanish student. It is to be regretted, becaxise his 
translation is a very good one. It is brisk and spirited, and has the 
neatness and finish characteristic of the workmanship of the French 
litterateur. It is, besides, generally faithful except where he thinks he 
can improve upon his author. The difficulties, too, are overcome with 
real skill and knowledge of the language ; and there is no Spanish so 
difficult as Quevedo's in his humorous works. He had a passion for 
using words in out-of-the-way senses, and for verbal gymnastics, concerts, 
and tours de force of every kind ; and though he professed to be an 
enemy of the conceptista school, he was himself as great a sinner as any 
against simplicity and good taste. And the sin has brought its punish- 
ment with it, for the wit and humour, imagination and fancy, that 
would have made him one of the world's favourites lie hidden away 
where few care to look for them. Hence Quevedo has been generally 
unfortunate in his translators. L'Estrange's lively version of the 
Visions is at least as much L'Estrange as Quevedo, and the two English 
translations of the Tacano, that of 1657 under the title of Buscon the 
Witty Spaniard, and the later one, The Life of Paul the Sharper, which 
was adopted in the Edinburgh edition of Quevedo's prose works, are 
rather paraphrases, and poor ones, than translations. 

The Tacano is almost the last of the genuine gusto picaresco novels. 
Among the numerous fictions which poured from the press during the 
reign of Philip IV. there were many strongly impregnated with the 
picaresque flavour. One or two of Salas Barbadillo's tales, such as the 
Ingeniosa Helena and the Necio lien afortunado, translated into English 
under the title of The Lucky Idiot, and attributed to Quevedo, are 
of this sort, as are one or two of those by Santos, like Dia y Noche 
en Madrid, of which Le Sage made free use in his Diable Boiteiix. The 
same may be said of Castillo Solorzano's tales, the Bachiller Trapaza, 
and the Garduna de Sevilla, called by L'Estrange and Ozell The 
Spanish Polecat ; and of Don Gregorio Guadana, by Antonio Hen- 
riquez Gomez, which last, indeed, claims expressly to be of the same 
family as the Tacano, Justina, and Guzman. But in it, and still more 
in the others, the essential character of the picaresque fiction is wanting. 
There are, no doubt, many real-life touches and sketches, but they are 



"GUZMAN DE ALFAKACHE " AND THE GUSTO PICARESCO. 43 

merely introduced incidentally : the aim and purpose of the writers are 
not those of the picaresque novelists to present a picture of real life. 
The love of the drama was the dominant passion, and popular taste 
began to run in favour of fictions which were little more than stage in- 
trigues and comedies of the capa y espada cast in the form of novels, 
like those of Dona Maria de Zayas, the Spanish Aphra Behn. Besides 
this, one of the symptoms of the national decay which was then making 
rapid progress was the disfavour shown generally to everything eminently 
national. The noble old ballads were being treated with contempt ; the 
racy proverbs, brimming with sly sagacity, that the older writers quoted 
with such relish, were coming to be looked upon as fitting garnish for 
the speech of a boor ; the simple, flexible old Spanish measures were 
giving way before inordinate sonneteering ; and the clear, flowing Cas- 
tilian of Mendoza, Mariana, and Cervantes was becoming an obscure 
jargon of conceits and affectations. Naturally, therefore, a growth so 
thoroughly and peculiarly Spanish as the picaresque novel could not 
1 ong maintain an existence. 

There is, however, one remarkable book to be noticed before the list 
is closed, and that is Estebanillo Gonzalez, Hombre de Buen Humor 
" The Good-natured Fellow," as the English translators make it, though in 
truth it means rather a fellow who does not allow himself to be " put 
out" by anything. At any rate there is nothing like " good-nature" in 
Estebanillo's composition, for a more cynically selfish scoundrel is not to 
be found in the whole range of the picaro heroes. It is the account of 
the adventures, for the most part in Italy, Germany, and Flanders, at 
the time of the Thirty Years' Wai 1 , of a Spaniard of the Guzman de 
Alfarache type, but blessed with an effrontery which even that master of 
impudence might have envied. As a rogue, a liar, and a thief, Esteba- 
nillo is at least Guzman's equal ; but while the latter shows, or affects at 
times, some sort of contrition, the former invariably recounts his rascality 
with a chuckle, as if it was the best joke in the world. Nor is this all. 
Shamelessness generally draws the line at cowardice. However much a 
man may have cast off all self-respect, he will be unwilling to confess 
himself iitterly wanting in courage. Estebanillo, however, takes a posi- 
tive delight in giving instances of his own poltroonery, as if they were 
the most admirable strokes of humour. He always preferred, he says, 
that people should say of him " here fled " rather than " here fell." At 
the battle of Nordlingen he describes with the utmost glee how he ran 
away and took shelter inside the carcase of a dead horse, which he after- 
wards swore had fallen under him ; and at Glogau how he hid in a hay- 
loft, and how he fell off his horse in fright at Thionville. In short, he 
misses no opportunity of proving that he was in truth what he calls 
himself, " archigallina de gallinas " (an arch-hen of hens). But the most 
remarkable thing about the book is that there is no saying with certainty 
what it is. Of its author nothing is known. It has been attributed to 
Espinel (who was dead at the time of the events mentioned in it), and to 
Guevara, the author of the Diablo Cojuelo ; but it is plain that it was 



44 "GUZMAN DE ALFAEACHE " AND THE GUSTO PICARESCO. 

written by one who was an eye-witness of most if not all of the scenes 
described. He represents himself as having been eventually taken into 
the service of Octavio Piccolomini as a jester, and to him he dedicates 
this history of " his life and achievements." The question, then, remains 
whether the book is a novel, or in truth what it pretends to be, an auto- 
biography. If it is a novel, it is one into which the author has with 
consummate skill interwoven an unusual amount of his own personal 
experiences. If it is an autobiography, the writer has unquestionably 
indulged a literary leaning to fiction. The style is detestable. It seems 
to be an object with the author to give the reader as much trouble as 
possible in making out his meaning. When Estebanillo says " bread " 
he may mean a sword, or he may mean a treaty of peace ; the only thing 
that is certain is that he does not mean bread. This, so far as it goes, is 
an argument in favour of the idea that the book is a fiction founded upon 
fact, not a narrative of fact spiced with fiction, for the style is precisely 
that which was in vogue with the Spanish litterateurs of the period 
when they aimed at brilliancy. In either case the book is a curiosity of 
literature. If it be a novel, then the novelist had in no small degree 
Defoe's power of giving an air of verisimilitude to his inventions. If it 
be a personal narrative, then the narrator was a raconteur, whese gifts 
were very like those of Le Sage ; and no definition, analysis, or descrip- 
tion could convey a clearer idea of the true character and purpose of the 
picaresque novels of Spain than this fact, that the work with which 
eveiy account of them must be closed is a narrative of which we cannot 
tell whether it is the bond fate memoir of a flesh and blood adventurer or 
the story of a creature of some novelist's brain. 

Spain, as has been already observed, is the only country that has 
ever produced a distinct class of fictions of this sort. There are, indeed, 
instances of picaresque tales in other languages, such as the French 
Pedrille del Campo and The English Rogue, Meriton Latroon, but they 
are professedly imitations of the Spanish style. A doubtful exception is 
the German tale of Simpliclssimus, by Christoph Grimmelshausen, in 
which all the gusto picaresco features are as strongly marked as in any 
of the family. It may possibly have been written in imitation of the 
Spanish novels, just as a contemporary work, the Visions of Philander 
von Sittewald, imitated the Visions of Quevedo ; but if so, it is no 
servile imitation. Simplicius, the hero, is as genuine a picaro as Guzman 
or Pablos, but he is as German as they are Spanish, and the humour is 
as original as that of Jean Paiil himself. Another exception is the 
latest and greatest of picaresque novels, Thackeray's Barry Lyndon, 
though even there a Spanish origin may be traced through Fielding. 
Gil Bias is certainly an imitation, and a very close one, but it is also 
a great deal more than an imitation. Le Sage's merit does not lie in 
having imitated the Spanish novel or transplanted it successfully into 
French soil. He is like some far-seeing traveller, who has perceived in 
some outlandish herb or root virtues of which the natives who gather 
it are unaware, and which, by proper cultivation, may be indefinitely 



>' GUZMAN DE ALFABACHE" AND THE GUSTO PICARESCd. 45 

increased ; and to his instinct we owe it that this queer wild product of 
Spanish genius has not remained a mere curiosity for bookworms, but 
has been made to yield fruit for the amusement of mankind. Not that 
he himself was fully aware of its capabilities. He did not contemplate, 
apparently, anything more than an improved and refined picaresque 
novel, with the crudities removed and the piquant natural flavour pre- 
served, and even heightened, by judicious cultivation. 

It is curious to note how gradual was the development of fictions of 
real life. Outwardly Gil Bias differs but slightly from the Spanish .novels 
Le Sage took as his models, but the differences are suggestive. Gil Bias 
himself is an undoubted scamp, but he is a very much more decorous, 
decent, and self-respecting scamp than his prototypes, the picaros. Then 
the whole interest is not centered in the knaveries, adventures, and mis- 
haps of the hero, but other personages are connected with him, and per- 
sonally introduced to the reader, which in itself indicates a great step in 
advance towards our modern novels of real life, as it clears the way for 
the introduction of character. Then the potent agency of love, in a very 
rudimentary form it is true, makes its appearance, and exerts an in- 
fluence ignored by the older novelists. In the same way Roderick Ran- 
dom, the lineal descendant of Gil Bias, shows the working of the 
process. His morals are very far from strict, but they indicate a far 
greater deference to public opinion than those of his predecessor ; and 
Peregrine Pickle and Tom Jones, though perhaps really little better than 
Random, decidedly stand more in awe of the general censor, Society. 
In short, the discovery was only made by comparatively slow degrees 
that, picturesque as disreputable life may be, it is not the only real life 
worth painting ; and that it is quite possible to construct a novel, true 
to nature, and at the same time entertaining, without making the hero a 
ruffian, a scoundrel, or a scamp. To us, accustomed as we are to regard 
novels as perhaps the most elaborate and complex products of literary 
art, it is not easy to realise so remote a stage in their development, any 
more than it is easy to realise that the ancestors of Society lived in 
caves like bears, or in lake dwellings like beavers. Nevertheless, that 
they did pass through such a stage is brought home to us now and then 
in more ways than one. How, for instance, are we to account for the 
occasional appearance in fashionable fiction of cynical ruffians and mus- 
cular scoundrels of the Guy Livingstone type except on the theory of 
"reversion," as the evolutionists would call it 1 ? What are they but 
features of the original savage stock reappearing after ages of civilisation 
in the modified offspring, just as in one of our most useful domestic 
animals we sometimes see traces of the markings of the parent zebra or 
quagga 1 The picaros of Spanish fiction are not, perhaps, an ancestry to 
be proud of, but our novels are in this respect only in the same position 
as many other things. The stage began with a cart ; the alchemists 
were the forefathers of Davy, Faraday, and Liebig; Rome itself rose 
from a gathering of vagabonds ; and the modern novel may be content 
with an origin much like that of Rome. 



46 



Itraes unb Dalets. 



THE great secret of political health is the right distribution of responsi- 
bility. Public like private servants become corrupt when nobody 
checks their accounts, and imbecile when they are checked at every 
turn. Every officer in the State, as' in the army, should have a sphere 
of discretion, subject to the general supervision of his commander. The 
general should be allowed to plan a campaign ; the private to select an 
object for his bullets. The perfection of military organisation depends 
as much upon leaving sufficient play to component parts as in securing 
the unity of the whole machine. Unluckily we are apt, in this as in some 
other cases, to oscillate from one extreme to another ; we remedy insub- 
ordination by excessive centralisation and suppose that organisation (the 
favourite catchword of modern reformers) implies the substitution of pas- 
sive mechanism for intelligent co-operation. When in old days the hands of 
our rulers were untied, they helped themselves too freely from our pockets. 
We have since tied their hands so tight that they have a permanent cramp 
in their fingers. The approval of the public is not only to be the sole end 
of their activity, but the sole rule in each particular action. To destroy 
the abuse we suppress the one great stimulus to intelligent energy. 
The doctrine becomes important as the facility of abuse increases. We 
possess a most elaborate and skilful machinery, daily growing in per- 
fection of organisation, for compelling our 'officials to feel that some 
millions of eyes are riveted upon their most trifling motions. It is no 
wonder if they become nervous and fidgety, and are sometimes more 
anxious to avoid failure than to pluck success from danger. "What 
will they say in England 1 " was a very good question at the proper 
moment, but a general ought not to ask it every morning before he posts 
a sentry. The "master's eye" is an admirable tonic; but a sensible 
master does not mistake his eyes for Sam Weller's miraculous micro- 
scopes. Their powers of vision are limited, and a good master knows 
when to shut them. This danger of confusing between the responsibility 
which stimulates and that which enervates and oppresses, is recognised 
in theory if not always borne in mind in practice. There is another 
confusion, as mischievous and, it would seem, in still greater need of 
elucidation. A general should be responsible for the success of his 
measures, though he should not be worried about every petty detail. 
But it does not follow that a general or any other public servant should be 
responsible to the public for the cut of his hair, for the mode in which 
he spends his holidays, for the taste in which he furnishes his rooms, or 



HEROES AND VALETS. 47 

for the conversations which he carries on with his wife. So long as he 
breaks no recognised code, moral or social, the public has no concern 
with his actions, and interference of a million is as impertinent as the 
interference of an individual. If a stranger peeps through the keyhole 
of my study, I may rightfully give him at least a moral slap in the face. 
His publication of the news thus acquired is clearly a great aggravation 
of the offence. The eminence of his victim should increase rather than 
diminish the indignation due to such offences, as implying a want of 
reverence as well as a want of manners. Conduct which would be intoler- 
able as between two private gentlemen does not become venial because the 
injured person possesses unusual claims upon our respect. 

Formerly, it must be granted, there was some excuse for such per- 
formances. The distinction between a man's public and his private 
capacity was not drawn so clearly as it is now. The ruler of the State 
was hardly distinguished from the landlord of the territory. The 
national debt was confused with the private debt of the monarch. Till 
a veiy late period, Ministers were literally as well as technically the 
servants of the Crown, and a secretary of state might be appointed or 
dismissed like a footman by the private taste of the King. Almost to 
the present reign, the government of the nation depended avowedly on 
mere backstairs intrigues, and a State revolution might be caused by the 
tricks of a chambermaid. As long as the people were really at the 
mercy of the pettiest personal interests, there was some excuse for pub- 
lishing personal gossip. We ridicule Horace Walpole and bis like for 
gathering up savoury morsels of Court scandal. Doubtless the practice 
does not imply a high standard of personal dignity. But in his day, and 
even later than his day, such scandal was really a part of history. We 
despise the talebearer ; but his information was really of interest. We 
do not envy the men to whose lot it fell to record instances of the 
drunkenness, the frivolity, the petty selfishness, and ignoble vices of 
some of our former rulers. Such annalists have had to dabble in very 
repulsive filth to acquire their knowledge, and may have broken confi- 
dence in betraying it. When, however, the great wheels of State were 
revolving in such a medium, it was as well that the facts should be 
known. Nay, we must even feel a kind of gratitude to men who soiled 
their own hands in showing with how little wisdom and how little 
virtue the world has sometimes been governed. 

Things are happily now altered ; and the private life of our rulers 
should be their own. As they have become more responsible in their 
public, they should become freer in their private capacity. We have no 
longer to seek for the causes of the rise and downfall of Ministers in the 
retired recesses of palaces. To go there at all is an impertinence. 
Queen Anne turned out Ministers because she had been " got at " (in 
sporting slang) by one of her attendants. Queen Victoria dismissed 
Mr. Gladstone when he ceased to command a majority in Parliament. 
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48 HEROES AND VALETS. 

household, when it would be the grossest breach of good manners to ask 
questions about the maids and the footmen employed by her present Ma - 
jesty. It is well, indeed, that we should know in general that our rulers are 
virtuous and honourable in their private relations. The domestic purity 
of a Court, as no living Englishman will dispute, may be a legitimate 
source of strength to the constitution. "We may be sincerely grateful when 
the persons concerned themselves sanction the publication of materials upon 
which a sufficient estimate of their characters can be formed without in- 
volving a breach of private confidence. But we can know all that we 
have a right to know, or ought to wish to know, without retailing the 
petty tittle-tattle which gi-atifies the curiosity of country tea-tables and 
loungers at London clubs ; and certainly without giving it the benefit of 
circulation in the press, and advertising it on a thousand placards. 

The general principle thus seems to be simple enough. Whatever a man 
does as a public servant is a legitimate subject of inquiry to his superiors 
and ultimately to the public. Publicity in this sense is not only legiti- 
mate, but the essential and indispensable guarantee of 'purity. What a 
public man does in a private capacity may also be properly known so far 
as it directly affects his public character. If an archbishop were in the habit 
of drinking to excess, or a Chancellor of the Exchequer of gambling on 
the Stock Exchange, the facts should be known ; for nobody will deny that 
such facts would affect the public character of the accused. On the other 
hand, the details of a man's private life, his special tastes, his family 
relations, his modes of dressing, eating, and drinking, are matters into 
which the public has no sort of right to .concern itself. The habit of 
prying into matters with which we lave no concern is fully as bad for the 
public as for its component parts ; it may inflect cruel hardships upon 
individuals, and it demoralises the persons who indulge in it. No one 
with the common feelings of a gentleman will deny that it ought to be 
suppressed. The only difficulty is in defining the precise limits of public 
interference. How are we to define the sphere within which a man may 
properly shut himself up and defy all intruders'? The fact that there is 
some difficulty in drawing the line is the cause of the existing mischief. 
We have gradually slid into a laxity which threatens pernicious con- 
sequences ; but the first stages of the process are harmless enough and 
even desirable. 

We desire and who can blame us ? to know something of our rulers, 
not only of that part of them which can be discovered in a blue-book, 
but of their characters, as living, moving, feeling beings. Are they true 
men or " miserable creatures having-the-honour-to-be 1 " mere clothes- 
horses, or flesh-and-blood realities ] Brilliant journalists gratify our 
tastes by elaborate " psychological analyses," and carefully drawn portraits, 
which often reveal veiy high artistic skill. Mr. Punch presents us with 
good-humoured caricatures which hurt nobody, and give more character 
by a stroke of a pencil than is contained in a volume of solid history. 
Photographers make the features of great men familiar, and their portraits 



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draw crowds to the walls of the Academy. In due time their memoirs 
will be published, and details will be cleared up which are still a 
mystery for contempoi'aries. There is nothing illegitimate in these pro- 
ceedings, for nothing has been told which can give pain to a becoming 
sensibility. Our guides must make themselves known to us, if they would 
challenge our confidence, anil they, doubtless, would generally be the last 
to complain. A man may well be proud the first time that he appears 
in a cartoon of Mr. Tenniel's. 

But our appetite grows by what it feeds on. We ask for more facts, 
without inquiring too nicely whether our demand is fair. There is no 
want of men ready to supply the demand. The " interviewer " is on the 
look-out. He hunts for gossip as keenly as a dog for truffles. He 
scents a bit of scandal from afar. It is nothing to him whether the 
savoury morsel is picked up in a gutter or on a private dinner-table. 
The more private, the better chance that it will be his exclusive property. 
"When the statesman fondly supposes that he is taking a holiday, the eye 
of his persecutor follows him. The penny-a-liner springs from the earth 
as vultures in the tropics seem to drop mysteriously from the clouds. 
A well-known gentleman lately got into an awkward place in a holiday 
scramble. " Ah, sir," were the first words that came to him as he reached 
a safe place, "this will be in the papers to-morrow." If a Minister 
amuses himself in his garden, and talks to a miscellaneous visitor, his 
words will be published to a listening universe. If he stops at a station, 
he is asked to make an address instead of swallowing a pork-pie. The 
smaller political fry who bask in the sunshine of great acquaintance 
make notes to be used in memoirs or to be used in popular lectures in 
America and the colonies. The memoir- writer is a posthumous interviewer, 
and publishes scandals, (he more piquant for a little keeping, mixed with 
any scraps that may have been swept out of the great man's wri ting- table. 

In all this, it may be replied there is little mischief and little cause 
for pitying the victim. A man who leads a public life must put up with 
the penalties of publicity. If the fine gloss of sensibility be rubbed off 
his nature, that is part of the price which he pays for his position. If 
this be granted for a moment, the question still remains, who is public ? 
It seems often to be answered very vaguely. A popular novelist or poet, 
for example, is taken to be public property. If so many thousand copies 
of a book are published, its author becomes a legitimate victim. The 
instant he is dead, we have a right to know all about him. The most 
careless letters, written to the most intimate friends, are printed, regard- 
less even of living sensibility. We are to know what he (or she) said 
about his acquaintance ; to plunge into the details of his love affairs, and 
to know the ins and outs of his petty quarrels. Perhaps it would have 
been agony to him, when alive, to have his secrets laid open to the 
million. Perhaps it is still agony to those who are still living. No 
matter, the man has written a good book, and he is doomed. What 
would we not have given, it is said, for similar information about 

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Shakespeare 1 I am unfeeling enough, to rejoice that we know so little. 
A man who cannot understand Hamlet without knowing the rights of 
Shakespeare's relations with Anne Hathaway would not really under- 
stand it the better if the minutest details had been published at his 
death. The microscopic writers who spend years in the attempt to 
" illustrate " the history of a great author by unearthing some forgotten 
entry in a register are, as a rule, the worst of all judges of his merit. 
Hamlet and the Faery Queen have stirred the human imagination as 
powerfully as though Spenser and Shakespeare had been treated like 
some modern authors. It is pleasant to think that their memory is safe 
in the deep waters of oblivion from all the impertinence of literary petti- 
foggers. Biography is indeed one of the most charming and valuable of 
all forms of literature. Boswell and Lockhart, and some more recent 
writers, deserve our very warmest gratitude. But the biographer has many 
temptations due to the very charm of his work, and it would be super- 
fluous to prove that biographers have often yielded to temptation. 

To publish all the rubbish that a great man has written, and 
would, if he could, have suppressed, and to revive every scandal once 
attached to his name, is becoming the accepted mode of honouring his 
memory. But the mischief inflicted is palpable. The commonest 
weakness of modern authors is certainly their excessive self-conscious- 
ness. How can it be helped when every foolish adorer is gaping 
for every scrap of knowledge about the petty details of their life 
when fragments of infinitesimal information about their sayings and 
doings are treasured up as in old days men treasured bits of the old 
clothes of saints ; when well-meaning Americans and there is really 
something touching about the simplicity of Transatlantic adorers tout 
for introductions as they might struggle at home for the keepership of a 
lighthouse 1 ? I have known such an admirer literally cherish a hair 
brushed off the coat of a celebrated author ; "and I imagine that some 
famous men must have a heavy postage to pay for the supply of auto- 
graphs. When such things are done in the lifetime of eminent men, 
what will be done when they are dead? What ransacking of old 
drawers, what hunting up of schoolboy exercises, of scrawls hastily 
drawn on the backs of letters, and especially of letters in which there is 
anything really interesting, that is to say generally, of some unpleasant 
remark about a friend ! I may remark innocently enough that someone 
whom I really esteem is a bore ; perhaps he has been telling me a story 
when I had a toothache or had heard of the loss of an investment ; my 
phrase may imply no scruple of settled ill will, and it has been frankly 
written in the confidence of private correspondence. To publish it, with- 
oiit a word of explanation, may inflict a cruel and merciless pang on 
my friend ; but who of the race of memoir- writers would be stopped by 
such a consideration 1 Or I am a lady, and have laughed to my closest 
confidant at a gentleman who made me an offer. I would not for the world 
hurt a worthy man who has paid me the highest compliment in his 



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power. But I die ; an entei-prising person gets hold of my letter, and 
my poor adorer has the thoughtless phrase passed on to him in the shape 
of a cruel insult. 

The evil is not a new one ; but modern enterprise is tending to 
aggravate it intolei-ably. We may often, for example, see portraits and 
read biographies of men whose only claim to celebrity is that they are 
known in what is called good society. If such literature be intended for 
the footmen, who want to know the history of the persons behind whose 
carriages they stand, the practice would be intelligible. But we would 
hope that the public is not yet composed exclusively of flunkies, and that 
the fact that a man has a certain social position does not justify the 
whole world in forcing itself upon his privacy. Or, again, we have been 
of late deliberately invited to peruse a series of studies of great men at 
home ; to disguise ourselves in imagination in plush ; to become familiar 
with the domestic arrangements of a gentleman's house, to discover 
whether he smokes a cigar after breakfast, and what kind of coat he 
wears in his study, If a well-known man has any rights of privacy, it is 
difficult to- understand how they can fail to be infringed by writings, 
which, we would suppose, must either come from his valet or from a 
private acquaintance, who makes notes for publication in moments of 
social intimacy. In the first case, the valet should be dismissed ; in the 
other, he should show the gentleman the door. The alternative that the 
celebrated person is a consenting party is too humiliating to be contem- 
plated. And surely that which no private gentleman could do without 
a gross breach of manners, does not become respectable when the author 
is anonymous. 

It is true that at present the offence is generally smothered under 
an excess of compliment. The valet who is about to publish notes from 
the knifeboard, or collections from the waste-paper basket, has a dim 
feeling (let us hope !) that his trade is rot an ennobling one. He feels 
more certainly that it is likely to be spoilt if he makes himself too offensive. 
As a rule, therefore, he is complimentary. He is taking a liberty, but he 
hopes that flattery will quench resentment. He affects to be actuated by 
a genuine veneration instead of its caricature, a vulgar curiosity. He is 
quite ready to grovel, to swear that the shoes which he has been blacking 
are of the shiniest kind, and that the notes which he has purloined are 
written in the best of handwriting. The ruse, it is to be feared, is too often 
successful. The vanity even of great men is easily tickled. A gentleman 
who would resent the publication of his washing-bills when they reveal 
insufficiency of linen is flattered by the same publication when the results 
are creditable. He does not see or does not remember that the evil is done 
when the notes become public property. The use to which the information 
will be put depends upon the taste of men whose very trade implies utter 
want of delicacy. Allow your valet to publish your papers, and he will 
have the right to choose his materials. If the sound rule is once broken 
down, the coating of flattery will become thinner, a satirical intention 

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will begin to reveal itself, and what was a simple impertinence will 
become a system of libelling. Nothing can be more futile than to bar- 
gain with a thief when you have once allowed lum to put his hands in 
your pockets. The difference between impertinent praise and imperti- 
nent abuse is really trifling. The true evil is the impertinence, and that 
is what ought to be resisted by all men of high feeling. Of the two, it 
is almost better to be abused, for it does not raise a suspicion of com- 
plicity. Paul Pry should be put down, whatever his intentions. If he 
begins harmlessly by a fair portrait of a public character, he may be- 
come in course of time a social pest, to whom neither sex nor private 
station is sacred. He will start by taking notes in a reporter's gallery 
and end by sneaking into a lady's boudoir. 

The evil of such practices is indeed mainly independent of their 
accidental colouring. The pain which they may cause is a strong, but 
not the sole ground of objection. When a scribbler takes advantage 
of private confidence to publish some unpleasant anecdote about a great 
man, or reproduce a bit of scandal, of which, though utterly groundless, 
the falsity cannot now be demonstrated, and which, even in that case, 
will leave a stain in the memory of cai*eless readers, the evil is palpable. 
Every one will denounce it. It is a cruel and shameful act ; though one 
ean seldom have the pleasure of putting its perpetrators 011 the pillory. 
But in all cases the mischief done to the public is of the same character. 
In one word, it tends to vulgarise public opinion. When a practice is 
of such a nature that no gentleman could confess to it without degrada- 
tion, the sufferance of it tends to poison the social atmosphere. No 
gentleman would print without permission the gossip which reaches him 
in private society. The persons who print such gossip, oven if covered 
with some thin veil of reticence, must be described by the epithet which 
is the antithesis of gentleman. If they could have their way, the general 
standard of self-respect would be lowered throughout the country. 

Actions which have no public character should, I have sail, be 
sacred from public curiosity. It is not that a man should not be responsible 
even for his private actions, but that he should be responsible to the 
right tribunal. My own family have an interest in some of my actions ; 
my friends in others ; and my colleagues or subordinates in a third class. 
In each case it is most desirable that I should be in contact with the 
opinions of those who are both concerned in my behaviour and have the 
means of judging. In each case, interference by the unqualified and 
xinconcerned is generally mischievous. No wise friend ever meddles 
between man and wife, or between father and children. The reason is 
not only that the meddling will be resented ; but that in such delicate 
questions none but the immediate parties to the dispute are really 
qualified to have any opinion. When that incoherent mass of hasty and 
half-informed judgment called public opinion is brought to bear upon 
such matters, the effect is far more demoralising. The man'a actions 
are determined not by his instincts and affections, but by reference to 



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the question, what will people say ? He aims at respectability instead 
of virtue. He loses that fine sense of self-respect which is the most 
essential safeguard of all lofty motive. He conforms to the vulgar 
standard set up by impertinent intruders, and acquires, in place of a 
conscience, a little store of popular platitudes. If he is a public official, he 
will thrive in proportion as he can flatter the public taste. A gentleman 
(as we are told in the papers) has lately been winning popularity in 
Amei-ica because he dressed himself in coarse clothes and chewed tobacco. 
Mere vulgarity passes itself off for honesty ; for people forget that the 
easiest kind of hypocrisy is a superficial brutality of manners. The 
person in question was christened " blue Jeans," as Hosea Biglow's hero 
hoped to be called " old Timbertoes." That, in the words of the best 
American humourist, is what the people likes 

Suthiu' eombinin' morril truths with phrases such as strikes. 

When such a practice is common, the charlatan has a start in the 
race for honour. The public learns to resent as an insult to itself the 
honourable reserve which refuses to invite the ignorant and uncultivated 
to sit in judgment upon matters beyond their ken. Public life under such 
conditions becomes offensive to men of delicate sensitive natures ; and 
the independence of spirit which is the greatest of political virtues 
becomes a disadvantage or is supplanted by a coarse affectation of 
brutality. True greatness of public character is rooted in the purity 
and tenderness of domestic life. But the direct tendency of impertinent 
intrusion is to give an advantage to the charlatans and hypocrites 
always too abundant in the world who are ready to lay bare for public 
inspection their most private affairs, and to advertise their domestic virtues. 
The spurious article in such a case is a more paying commodity than the 
genuine, and* a willingness to submit to degradation becomes a direct 
qualification for success. The evil great in its bearing upon public men 
is certainly not less in its influence ' upon those teachers of mankind 
who are most sensitive, most easily spoilt by self-consciousness, and often 
the subjects of the most impertinent intrusion. For one writer who is now 
hurt by abuse, a dozen are ruined by injudicious flattery ; if the 
flattery begins to affect their private life, it will become more poisonous 
than ever. The late biographer of an eminent writer told how his hero 
had once risen at night to practise some dancing steps for the amuse- 
ment of his children. The story, pretty enough in itself, was uncon- 
sciously spoilt by the addition that the said writer turned to his friend, 
and remarked that the story would look well in his biography. If even 
the expectation of posthumous adulation could produce an act so pain- 
fully jarring because indicative of such morbid self-consciousness, what is 
likely to be the influence of contemporary portrait-painting 1 

The evils thus suggested are, -it may be hoped, still in the bud. 
They have not yet become so conspicuous as they are said to be else- 
where. There is the more hope that they may be stamped out. The 



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means, however, of doing so are not so obvious as could be wished. 
There are certain offences for which caterers to public amusement are 
punished readily and severely enough. Any open manifestations of in- 
decency or irreverence are properly resented by public opinion ; and it 
may fairly be said that in such matters the press is generally pure, and 
errs, if it errs at all, on the comparatively safe side of excessive prudery. 
But this particular evil does not appear to be resented in the only way 
in which resentment produces much immediate effect, that is, by injuring 
the pockets of the publishers. We blame, but we read. Curiosity is a pas- 
sion which does not look too nicely at the means by which it is gratified. 
The very people who will condemn most sincerely the habit of publish- 
ing all the savoury details of a criminal trial, will yet read the reports 
as greedily as the last sensation novel. The standard is gradually 
lowered by an unworthy competition. Each successive writer goes a 
little further towards the borders of the forbidden, and his offence is 
condoned in consideration of the amusement he affords. The curious 
crowd presses always a little further to get a better peep into the domicile 
of its victim, and each man who is not on the extreme verge thinks 
himself justified by his more intrusive neighbours, whilst there are 
plenty who have no scruples at all in affoi-ding this tacit encourage- 
ment. I hate the practice of using the name of a whole people as a term of 
abuse of saying that this or that is bad because it is French, German, or 
American. Such language is a tacit appeal to some of the meanest and 
naiTOwest of popular sentiments. But it may be said without pi-ejudice 
that the English press seems to be tending to lose the quality by which it 
claimed, rightly or wrongly, to rise above the American. We have con- 
demned the practice, attributed to American penny-a-liners, of describing 
ladies' ball-dresses and intruding upon the privacy of politicians. We 
can see plainly enough the mote in our neighbour's eye and recog- 
nise the tendency of such laxity to lower the general standard of self- 
respect. Can we now pass such a judgment without condemning our- 
selves 1 Is not the British journalist becoming daily more intrusive, less 
Inclined to admit that his allusions may be impertinent, and more reck- 
less in gratifying the public appetite for petty gossip 1 If not, would 
some of the dealers in such literary ware kindly inform us where they 
draw the line and in what cases they recognise the sanctity of private 
life ? I fancy that they would find the task rather difficult. 

This is not the place to inquire whether the law in such matters 
might not be improved ; whether the punishment inflicted on a libeller 
should not be extended to men who have told no lie, but have infringed 
the proper rights of privacy ; and whether the publisher of purely pri- 
vate matter should not be at least bound to obtain the consent of those 
concerned, in a more general sense than is at pi'esent the case. If a 
man chooses to publish his own accounts, as an eminent person has 
lately chosen to do, there is no wrong committed, though there may 
be a want of judgment. But if another man gets hold of my banker's 



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book and tells the public how much I spend on charity or tobacco, 
I should surely be able to stop him. There are, however, obvious 
difficulties in the matter, and such questions may be left to persons 
of technical knowledge. But there is an imperceptible process by 
which a healthy public opinion gradually makes itself felt. When it 
is distinctly understood that publications of a certain class deserve the 
reprobation of all who call themselves gentlemen, the social sanction is 
not without its power. If the valet who publishes accounts of the hero 
can be made to feel that his trade is a dirty one, even his pachyderma- 
toiis nature will not be quite insensible. Nobody, not even the meanest 
of his species, is quite impenetrable to the contempt of his fellows. If 
public opinion can be made sound, those who cater for it will gradually 
conform themselves to its laws. Even that great argument the argu- 
ment from the pocket may gradually come to be on its side. The 
danger is that the habitual infringement of certain well-known rules 
may gradually weaken their authority ; the most hopeful remedy is that 
a clear apprehension of the evils to which such classes lead may induce 
the leaders of opinion to bestir themselves in time. Eminent men may 
become shy of affording opportunities to those who would take liberties 
with their private character, and critics may condemn, with all the 
vigour of which they are capable, the offenders who have enjoyed too 
much impunity. It is, of course, tempting to take refuge in mere con- 
tempt for offenders, too callous to be easily punished ; but it is some- 
times a duty to denounce a bad practice, even when the denunciation 
does no immediate harm to the offender. 



56 



BRILLAT-SAVARIN, whose destiny was to popularise a rational theory of 
diet, first saw the light at Belley, on April 1, 1755. He was brought 
up to the profession of the law, and till the outbreak of the Revolution 
led the tranquil uneventful life of a provincial advocate. The only 
incident of his youth of which he makes mention is a visit to the 
abbey of St. Sulpice to be marked with a white stone even in his 
Epicurean Calendar. Brillat-Savarin was very fond of music a cir- ' 
cumstance which afterwards went near to save his head and was leader 
of an amateur troop which often serenaded the ladies of Belley. The 
Abbot of St. Sulpice invited him and his friends to come and assist 
in the performance of High Mass on the festival of St. Bernard, Patron 
Saint of the monastery. " The Saint," courteously observed the Abbot, 
" will thereby be glorified ; our neighbours will be delighted, and you 
will have the honour of being the first Orpheus who shall have pene- 
trated into those lofty regions " (the monastery was perched high on 
the mountain side). 

One fine summer night, accordingly, Brillat-Savarin and his friends 
set out for the convent, where they arrived at an early hour on the 
following morning. Here we get a glimpse of the old conventual 
hospitality, now mere tradition of the past, then a substantial fact. 
The Father Cellarer received them. " Welcome, Gentlemen," he said ; 
" our Reverend Abbot will be right pleased to hear of your arrival : 
he is still in bed, having fatigued himself yesterday ; but come with 
me and you shall see whether you were expected." They followed him 
into the refectory, where, in the midst of a spacious table, rose a 
pasty " as big as a church : " it was flanked on the north by a quarter 
of cold veal, on the south by an enormous ham, on the east by a, 
monumental pyramid of cool, fresh butter, on the west by a bushel 
of artichoke salad. There was fruit too, as well as white napkins, and 
silver plate ; lay-brothers also and servants ready to help the viands. 
Nor should we forget to add that in a corner of the hall, a hundred 
bottles of unmistakable aspect reposed beneath a fountain of running 
water, which as it flowed seemed to murmur Evoe Bacche. The tra- 
vellers were in no way staggered at the prospect of dealing with such a 
breakfast at four A.M. : in those days coffee was not taken early in the 
day. The Father Cellarer excused himself for being unable to join 
them he had to say Massmean : while they were to make themselves 
at home. 



ANECDOTES OF AN EPICUEE. 57 

After breakfast they all found nice warm beds awaiting them and 
were allowed to sleep till the hour of Divine Service. There they 
acquitted themselves remarkably well and were much complimented 
by their host. It was now noon, and time for dinner naturally a 
more solid meal than breakfast. Of roast meat alone there were fourteen 
different kinds, while the dessert comprised the most delicious fruits of the 
valley, brought up at considerable labour and cost to the heights from 
which the monastery commanded its magnificent prospect. The coffee, 
adds Brillat-Savarin, was delicious : it was served not in the tiny cups 
of a degenerate age, but in fair deep bowls in which the good brothers 
plunged their thick lips with a noise which would have done honour to 
spermaceti whales before a storm. After dinner, Vespers ; after Vespers, 
everyone might do as he pleased. The Abbot bade them good night. 
" I don't think," said the kindly old man, " that my presence would be 
troublesome to the brothers ; but I wish them to know they have full 
liberty. St. Bernard's Day comes but once a year ; to-morrow we shall 
re-enter on the accustomed routine ; eras iterabimus cequor." And in 
truth, though the Abbot was beloved by all, there ivas a good deal more 
noise after his departure than before. The fun soon became fast and 
furious ; and a delicate little supper towards nine o'clock put everybody 
into high spirit. As the night deepened a voice was heard : " Father 
Cellarer, where is your dish 1 " " 'Tis too true " answered his Reverence, 
" I am not Cellarer for nothing." He left the hall, and presently 
returned, followed by three servants, of whom the first bore a mighty 
dish of buttered toast, the other two carried a table on which stood a 
veritable tub of brandy, sweetened and flaming a substitute for punch, 
of which the French were then ignorant. 

This was the sign the feast was o'er. 

The toast was eaten and the brandy drunk; then as the stroke of 
midnight was heard the company parted, beds being again provided for 
the guests. 

This was in the year 1782, when fears of change were already 
beginning to disquiet kings and monks. At St. Sulpice it was whispered 
that a reforming Abbot, of the strictest temper, would soon replace 
the venerable chief under whose gentle rule everyone was so happy ; 
and for Brillat-Savarin there were days of trouble ahead. In 1789 he 
was returned by his fellow-citizens to the States-General; and sub- 
sequently named, firstly, President of the Civil Tribunal in the Depart- 
ment of the Ain, and, afterwards, Judge of the Court of Appeal. These 
facts deserve to be mentioned, for one of the best morals of Brillat- 
Savarin's life is that work is absolutely necessary to enjoyment. He 
himself, much as he loved a good dinner, thoroughly despised a man who 
loved nothing else. On this subject he tells a curious story of an 
emigrant noble he met at Lausanne, a fine, strong, healthy-looking man, 
but of a laziness perfectly phenomenal. Work of any kind seemed to 



58 ANECDOTES OF AN EPICURE. 

him the thing most to be dreaded in this world, and he would have died 
of hunger with the best grace in the world if a worthy tradesman of the 
town had not opened a credit for him at an eating-house, by which he 
was enabled to dine on the Sunday and Wednesday in each week. On 
those days he crammed himself up to the oesophagus and pocketed a huge 
piece of bread ; then quietly retired to sleep or lounge away the hours 
till next dinner-time. As often as he felt gnawing sensations in the 
stomach he drank water. When Brillat-Savarin saw him he had 
subsisted for three months on this extraordinary diet, and was not ill in 
the conventional sense of the word, only oppressed with an unnatural 
languor. " I asked him to dinner," writes his compatriot, " at my inn, 
where he officiated in a way to make one tremble. But I did not 
renew the invitation, because I love to see men bravely fronting adver- 
sity and obeying, when they must, that judgment issued against the 
human race, ' In the sweat of thy brow shalt thou eat bread.' " * 

Meanwhile Brillat-Savarin continued to be held in such high esteem 
by his fellow-townsmen that in 1793 they had elected him to the perilous 
office of Mayor, when he opposed a vigorous resistance to the emissaries of 
Marat and Robespierre ; soon, however, he was obliged to fly for his life, 
and it was then that he visited first Switzerland and afterwards the United 
States. But before quitting the soil of his beloved country, he was to 
meet with a little adventure which he ever afterwards loved to recall. 
He was bound for Dole, hoping to obtain from the Citizen Representative 
Prot that safe-conduct which had become necessary to keep him at a 
convenient distance from prison and the scaffold. Mounted on a service- 
able nag which he had named " Joy," he rode cheerfully enough along 
the smiling landscape bounded by the heights of the Jura, and, about 
eleven o'clock one bright morning, put up at an old-fashioned snug-look- 
ing inn, the principal hostelry of the village of Mont-sous- Vandrey. 
Having seen to his horse, Brillat-Savarin passed into the kitchen, where 
a joyoiTS spectacle presented itself to his enraptured gaze. Quails, 
leverets, and a fine turkey were placidly roasting before the fire, and 
these seemed but a tithe of the delectable things which were evidently 
on the point of being served. " Good," he thought ; " Providence does 
not entirely desert me. Let us pluck this flower too in passing. There 
will always be time to die." Then turning to mine host, " Mon cher," 
he asked, " what are you going to give me for dinner that is good 1 " 
" Nothing that is not good, Monsieur : good boiled beef, good potato- 
soup, good shoulder of mutton, and good beans." A chill of disappoint- 
ment ran through the frame of the traveller. He never ate boiled beef, 
which he justly observed was meat deprived of its juice ; potatoes and 

* Brillat-Savarin had some pleasanter recollections of Lausanne, notably of the 
Lion cC Argent, where (British tourists may sigh as they read) an excellent dinner of 
three courses, including game from the neighbouring mountains, and fresh fish from 
Lake Leman, and a delicious white wine ad libitum, was to be had, all for the sum of 
one shilling and nine pence. 



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beans were too fattening, and for shoulder of mutton lie had no fancy. 
" For whom then is this feast? " he demanded in disconsolate tones. The 
host explained. Four advocates had been in those parts to settle a great 
case; an arrangement had happily been arrived at, and they were on the 
point of celebrating the happy termination of the business by a cosy 
little dinner. " Monsieur," quoth Brillat-Savarin, after musing a few 
seconds, " will you be so good as to present them my compliments and 
say that a gentleman of quality * requests as a particular favour to be 
admitted to dine with them, that he is ready to take his share of the 
expense, and that he will always esteem himself their debtor 1- " The 
host withdrew and a period of painful suspense followed. But in a 
minute or two, a fat, neat, rosy little gentleman entered the kitchen, 
examined a saucepan or two, looked at the roast, and retired. Another 
minute and mine host returned. " Monsieur," he said, " the gentlemen are 
extremely nattered by your proposal, and only await your presence to sit 
down to dinner." " What a dinner ! ! ! " exclaims Brillat-Savarin, with 
three points of exclamation, recalling the happiness of that day. The 
barristers proved delightful companions and accorded him the heartiest 
welcome, while the food and wine were such as few monster hotels of 
modem days can furnish. It may be guessed that the newcomer was 
not allowed to pay a centime, and towards evening went cheered and in- 
vigorated on his lonely journey. Good fortune never comes single ; and at 
Dole, the ex-Mayor succeeded in winning the good graces of Madame 
Prot by his vocal and musical talent. " Citizen," she said, " when a man 
cultivates the fine arts as you do, he does not betray his country. I know 
you have some request to prefer to my husband : it shall be granted ; it is 
I who promise you." And, truly enough, on the following morning he re- 
ceived his passport, signed and sealed. Ladies' logic is a fearful and won- 
derful thing. 

From Dole Brillat-Savarin passed into Switzerland and ultimately 
proceeded to America. In the Physiologie du Godt he gives but a 
brief account of his residence in the United States. It resembles in fact 
the famous chapter on Snakes, and runs as follows : 

" Sejour en Amerique. " 

The truth is that the lively Frenchman was very much bored in the 
territory of the Great Republic, where, like Talleyrand, he regretted to 
find but one dish to thirty-two religions. And yet New York was ever 
memorable to him as the scene of what he justly calls a national victory 
when the Briton succumbed and the Gaul remained master of the 
field. 

Brillat-Savarin was wont to spend his evenings at Little's, a famous 
tavern of Old Gotham, where, with the Vicomte de la Massue and M. 
Fehr, he loved to enjoy a modest supper of Welsh rarebits and cider. 
Occasionally he was joined by Mr. Wilkinson, a Jamaica planter, a 

* Gallice, "homme de bonne compa'gnie." 



60 ANECDOTES OF AN EPICURE. 

good fellow and thorough gentleman, as his French friend takes care to 
inform us. Still, manners were rough in those days, and Mr. Wilkinson 
probably thought it would be a capital joke to see three " frogs " under the 
table. With this amiable intention, he asked the enemies of his native 
land to dinner ; and they frankly accepted his invitation. Fortunately for 
Brillat-Savarin, as he was leaving Little's that evening, the waiter drew 
him aside and warned him that the invitation was in reality a challenge 
to a hard drinking bout. He was exceedingly annoyed, being too much 
of a gourmet to relish such orgies ; still the instinct of combat would not 
allow him to withdraw, and moreover he was confident of his own 
strength and only uneasy for his compatriots. " I desired," he says, " the 
triumph of the nation and not that of the individual." Accordingly he 
addressed a " severe allocution " to Fehr and Massue, and warned them 
to drink slowly and to try and throw away some of their wine while he 
distracted the attention of Mr. Wilkinson and the other Englishman 
who was to be present. Also to eat gently but constantly. Finally, 
before setting out for Little's, on the following day, he made his friends 
share with him a plateful of bitter almonds, which are said to be a 
prophylactic against intoxication. 

The dinner, we are assured, consisted of a " rotsbeef," a turkey 
cooked in its gravy, boiled " roots " (]), a salad of raw cabbage, and a 
jam tart. The wine was claret, for which, bye and bye, was substituted 
port, while to port succeeded madeira. Dessert was now on the table. 
It consisted of biscuits, butter, and nuts, aliments which encourage the 
consumer to drink. It was beginning to be warm work for all con- 
cerned ; but Brillat-Savarin observed, with pleasure, that his friends 
had followed his advice, and that Fehr, in particular, had contrived .to 
empty a good many glasses of wine into a beer-jug which stood neglected 
at his end of the table. The three Frenchmen looked still fresh when 
Mr. Wilkinson called for spirits an order which made Biillat-Savarin, 
for the first time that evening, feel nervous. He dexterously avoided 
the grosser forms of drinking spirits, by asking in his turn for a bowl 
of punch. Little brought it in himself. It would have sufficed for 
forty persons, but was happily accompanied by a supply of buttered 
toast. After one or two glasses had been drunk, B. observed, with 
pleasure, that Mr. Wilkinson's face had turned to a crimson -purple, and 
that his eyes looked haggard, while his friend's head was steaming like 
a kettle. Fehr and Massue, on the other hand, were still cool. The 
catastrophe came much sooner than B. had expected. Mr. Wilkinson 
suddenly sprang to his feet, as if seized by a happy inspiration, and 
began, in trumpet tones, to thunder forth lluU Britannia ; then, quite 
as suddenly, dived under the table, where he preferred to remain. His 
friend, laughing loudly, stooped forward to pick him up ; then he, too, 
lay extended on the floor. The Frenchmen were victorious, and drank 
a final glass of punch, with Little, to the health of the vanquished. 
Next morning all the New York papers contained accounts of the 



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battle ; and the New York papers wore copied by all the others in the 
United States. 

Fortunately for himself, Brillat-Savarin seems to have possessed some 
remnants of a private fortune, and the days of his exile were not 
embittered by the constant struggle for daily bread which so many of 
his fellow-countrymen had to wage. One of his friends turned weaver and 
quietly descended into a lower grade of the social scale ; another earned 
a handsome sum of money by making salads in London. When he had 
realised 80,000 francs (3,200), he was enabled to return to France, buy 
a snug little property in Limousin, and live the pleasant and dignified 
life of a country squire. The history of this gentleman, indeed 
D'Albignac by name (of unmistakably "noble" stock) is worth a digres- 
sion, if only from the curious light which it throws upon English 
manners and customs at the close of the last century. D'Albignac was 
dining one day at a famous inn in the City, and five or six " dandies," 
or swells of the period, as our own slang has it, were dining at a 
neighbouring table. Presently one of them got up and addressed him 
in very polite tones. " Mossieu, they say that your nation excels in 
the art of making salads ; would you do us the favour to mix one for 
us ? " After a second's hesitation, D'Albignac agreed ; and while dress- 
ing the lettuce, replied, without embarrassment, to the questions which 
his new acquaintance put to him. He even avowed, with a slight blush, 
that he was in receipt of pecuniary assistance from the English Govern- 
ment. In shaking hands with him, one of the young men contrived 
to leave a five-pound note in his grasp. He, on the other hand, gave 
his address ; and was not greatly surprised when, a few days later, he 
received a letter entreating him as a special favour to come and make 
the salad that evening at a large house in Grosvenor Square, where a 
dinner-party was to be given. He went, and received a very handsome 
present ; while the salad proved so good, that " the Frenchman " was 
soon in general request, and no entertainment was thought complete 
without him. It should be added that D'Albignac's salads were quite 
unlike the simple preparations of the modern French kitchen which 
go by that name. He would mix together oils, flavoured with fruit, 
vinegar, soy, caviare, truffles, anchovies, " calchup " (quaere : ketchup ?), 
gravy, and the yoke of eggs. 

dura majorum ilia ! 

Brillat-Savarin himself could not afford to be altogether idle ; and 
during his stay in New York he added to his means by giving lessons 
in French, and joining the orchestra of the principal theatre in that 
town. In 1796, to his intense joy, he was able to bid farewell to the 
ungenial American climate, and to sail for France. He soon obtained 
honourable employment in the public service, being successively Sec- 
retary to the General Staff of the Army in Germany, Government 
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62 ANECDOTES OF AN EPICURE. 

finally, Counsellor in the Court of Appeal. Henceforth his life flowed 
on in an unbroken current of tranquil and iiseful labour. He had done 
with politics ; but, like Congreve in his retirement, " he had civil words 
and small good offices for men of every shade of opinion. And men 
of every shade of opinion spoke well of him in return." He was 
conservative enough, however, to be pleased at the restoration of the 
ancient line, which he may have hoped would bring back the ancient 
ways, the grand old politeness, the wit, and the social wisdom of former 
times. But they did not altogether, as Frenchmen are the first to 
acknowledge. Twenty years of civil and foreign wars had perhaps 
made men too serious to recognise sufficiently the importance of small 
things. 

Among the minor innovations of that changeful epoch, few so 
deeply grieved conservative epicures as the revolution wrought by 
Anglomania in the economy of the table. The veiy names of dishes 
began to be anglicised, and, to this day, Frenchmen never think of 
designating a beef-steak or a dish of roast-beef save by their English 
names incorrectly spelt. The English fashion of serving fish after soup 
was also introduced by the returned emigres ; and, though pronounced 
a grave mistake by more than one competent authority, it has continued 
to hold its ground. On the other hand, Brillat-Savarin praises the 
practice of taking a glass of madeira with the soup, which the French 
also owe to us ; but there was another Britannic custom which annoyed 
and even shocked him viz. that of using finger-glasses, with little 
glasses of warm water for rinsing the mouth. He pronounced it to 
be an " innovation equally useless, indecent, and disgusting. Useless, 
because persons who know how to eat keep their mouths sweet to the 
end of the meal ; they have cleansed them either with fruit, or with the 
last glasses of wine that are drunk at dessert ; indecent, for it is a 
generally recognised principle that all ablutions should be conducted in 
the privacy of a dressing-room ; disgusting, for the prettiest and 
freshest mouth loses its charms when it usurps the functions of the 
evacuatory organs. And what will be the aspect of a mouth that is 
neither pretty nor fresh 1 " 

It was in 1825 that Brillat-Savarin, at the age of 70, published his 
famous work " Physiologie dii Gout," which deserved to confer on him an 
immortality of the second class, if the gradations of fame could be nicely 
measured. " The book itself," says a thoughtful critic, " is charmingly 
written, accomplishes all that it professes, exactly meets the tastes and 
satisfies the capacities of the wide circle to which it is addressed ; is 
lively, genial, racy, and just sufficiently seasoned with well-told and 
timely anecdotes." Indeed, how can a well -written book on eating fail 
to be of universal interest 1 It should be added that some of the stories, 
though they would have seemed perfectly harmless to the generation 
which laughed over Tom Jones, are a little too unlaced according to the 
ideas of the 19th century. 



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The work opens with twenty aphorisms, which rival the famous 
maxims of Pelham on the art of dressing. They are : 

I. The Universe is nothing except through life, and everything which 
lives nourishes itself. 

II. Animals feed ; man eats ; a man of wit and breeding alone knows 
how to eat. 

III. The destiny of nations depends on the way in which they 
nourish themselves. 

IV. Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are. 

V. The Creator, in obliging man to eat in order that he may live, 
invites him by appetite, and rewards him by pleasure. 

VI. Taste is an act of our judgment, by which we accord the prefer- 
ence to things which are palatable over those which are not. 

VII. The pleasures of the table are for all ages, all conditions, all 
countries, and all days; they can associate themselves with all other 
pleasures, and remain to console us for their loss. 

VIII. The dining-room is the only place where you are never bored 
during the first hour. 

IX. The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of the 
human race than the discovery of a new constellation. 

X. Those who get an indigestion, and those who get drunk, know 
neither how to eat nor how to drink. 

XI. The order of edibles is from the more substantial to the lighter. 

XII. The order of drinks is from the lighter to the more heady and 
more perfumed. 

XIII. To assert that there should be no change of wines at dinner is 
a heresy; the tongue sui-feits itself; and, after the third glass, the best 
wine produces but a dull sensation. 

XIV. A dessert without cheese is even as a fair woman who lacketh 
an eye. 

XV. A man may become a cook, but he must be born a roaster. 

XVI. The most indispensable quality in a cook is punctuality ; the 
same quality is required of a guest. 

XVII. To wait too long for a guest who is late is a want of polite- 
ness for all who are present. 

XVIII. He who receives his friends, and bestows no thought on the 
meal to be prepared for them, is unworthy to have friends. 

XIX. The mistress of the house ought always to assure herself that 
the coffee is excellent ; the master should see that the wines are of the 
best brands. 

XX. To invite anyone to dinner is to make yourself responsible for 
his happiness during the time he is under your roof. 

The truth of most of these aphorisms will be admitted by all ; even 
the third, which to a thoughtless person might appear flippant, is the 
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64 ANECDOTES OF AN EPICURE. 

by the late Mr. Buckle. At all events, we English have long echoed the 
opinion of the ancient chronicler who ascribed the superiority of the 
English gentry over the Castilian in war to the circumstance that the 
former were " nourished with tender meat and good ale," while the 
golden youth of Spain regaled itself on garlic and sherry. The fifth 
aphorism, again, is a gay version of Paley's noble argument on the proofs 
of the existence of a Creator from the benevolent design to be seen in his 
works. The thirteenth, on the other hand, will hardly commend itself 
to those who think three glasses of wine amply sufficient at dinner, or to 
those who think them too much. It may be observed on this subject, 
that though teetotalism as a religion would have been wholly unintel- 
ligible to Brillat-Savarin, he was not only an extremely temperate man, 
but somewhat opposed to the generality of his countrymen in approving 
of the Anglo-American fashion of taking only tea or coffee, instead of 
wine, with breakfast ; and as a sovereign digester after a full meal, he 
recommends, not the popular glass of liqueur, or cognac, but a cup of 
chocolate. He also strongly insists on the superiority of chocolate to tea 
or coffee from a hygienic point of view ; and with him all doctors agree. 
Of the dangers of coffee, indeed, he gives a striking instance, having seen 
in London, " sur la place de Leicester," a man who had become a hope- 
less cripple from immoderate indulgence in the use of that potent 
beverage. The votary of Mocha was bent almost double, but he had 
ceased to suffer, and by a strong effort of the will had succeeded in 
reducing himself to five or six cups of his favourite drink a day. Brillat- 
Savarin was himself obliged to give up taking coffee in his old age, find- 
ing its effects too strong. The Due de Massa, Minister of Justice, once 
required a spell of hard work from him at only a few hours' notice, and 
he saw no way of accomplishing it except by sitting up all night. After 
dinner, accordingly, he took two cups of strong coffee, and had no dis- 
position, or indeed ability, to sleep for forty hours afterwards. 

He who wrote so well and so enthusiastically of the pleasures of the 
table, would be perfectly content with the simplest meal, and entertained 
a robust contempt for persons who were afraid to "rough it" in troublous 
times. Yet we have seen that he was perfectly alive to the charms of a 
good dinner in the midst of the perils of a journey on which his life was 
at stake ; and he never let slip an opportunity. On this head, another 
of his adventures deserves to be related, though it too is the record of a 
tiiumph over our own compatriots. He was travelling with two ladies 
whom he had promised to escort as far as Melun. They had started 
early in the morning, and arrived at Montgeron with threatening appe- 
tites. But, alas 1 at the inn where they put up there seemed absolutely 
nothing left to eat, owing to the ravages of three " diligences " full of 
travellers, to say nothing of post-chaises. Only an excellent leg of 
mutton turned before the fire in the most approved of fashions. Un- 
happily, it belonged to three Englishmen, who had brought it with 
them, and who were sitting upstairs drinking champagne and awaiting 



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its arrival. "But, at least," said Brillat-Savarin to the cook, "you 
could dress us some eggs in the gravy." The cook assented, propounding 
the more than questionable doctrine that the gravy belonged to him of 
right as his perquisite. While he was engaged in breaking the eggs, 
Brillat-Savarin approached the leg of mutton and drew a large pocket- 
knife on fell designs intent ; therewith he inflicted twelve deep wounds 
on the unresisting meat, which soon gave up the last drop of its vital 
juice. By and by, the French party was making a delicious breakfast 
on ceufs broulles au jus, with cups of steaming coffee and cream ; and 
laughing merrily at the thought that they had the substance of the leg 
of mutton, while the luckless English were endeavouring to masticate 
the fibrous tissue, which was all that remained of it. 

One other travelling experience of Brillat-Savarin's must be given, if 
only to show that he had a son worthy of him. At a country inn at 
which he put up he found four turkeys being roasted, and forthwith 
demanded one for his own dinner ; when to his surprise he learnt that 
they had all been bespoken for a gentleman. " For one gentleman ? " 
demanded' B., in an incredulous tone. " Yes, Monsieur." " He has, 
doubtless, a large party with him?" "On the contrary, he is alone." 
"Do you happen to know his name 1 ?" "I think it is a M. Brillat- 
Savarin." " It must be my son," exclaimed the astonished father, and 
desire .1 to be shown into the room where his offspring was dreaming of 
coming pleasures. After the first greetings, the sire demanded an 
explanation, which he received in the frankest terms. " The fact is, 
Sir," began this true chip of the old block, " there is a particular slice of 
the turkey of which I am extremely fond, and which, whenever I am in 
your company, you eat. Being alone, I determined to regale myself on 
my favourite morsel without stint." This was a defence which the 
father could especially appreciate, by the token that, being an extremely 
good-natured man, he looked with a friendly eye on the weaknesses of 
our common humanity. A friend once said to him, " The despair of my 
life is that I can never get my fill of oysters." " Come and dine with 
me," answered Brillat-Savarin, "and you shall have your fill." The 
friend, a M. Laperte, came punctual to his time, and was soon engaged 
in an interesting conference with the oysters. B. looked on quiet]y for 
an hour, by which time M. Laperte had given good news of 31 dozen, 
and was proceeding as fresh as ever to discuss the 32nd dozen, when 
his host, wearied with long inaction, said : " My poor friend, not to-day 
will destiny allow you to eat your fill," and rang for the soup. M. 
Laperte did ample justice to the excellent dinner which followed. 
Brillat-Savarin's veracity was never impeached, so that after reading his 
narrative one may well credit the story that the Emperor Heliogabalus 
was in the habit of taking 400 oysters, 100 ortolans, and 100 peaches for 
his breakfast every morning. Brillat-Savarin gives one or two other 
instances of the capacity of the human stomach. Thus, General Eisson 
drank eight quart bottles of wine every morning at breakfast ; neither 
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the clearness of his mind nor the cheerfulness of his temper seeming to 
be impaired thereby. General Sibuet, a gallant officer, who died on the 
field of honour in 1813, at the passage of the Bober, was equally gifted 
with the power of making a beast of himself. He was eighteen years old, 
when he strolled one evening into the kitchen of Genin, who kept one of 
the best inns at Belley. A magnificent turkey was at that very moment 
being taken off the spit, and young Sibuet's mouth watered. " I have just 
dined," he said to the landlord, " and yet I could eat that turkey whole." 
Several countrymen were seated at the kitchen fire, eating chestnuts and 
drinking white wine. Said one of them, a substantial-looking farmer, in 
the corrupt provengal of the country, " Sez vosu meze, z'u payo ; e sez 
voscaca en rotaz, i-zet vo ket paireet may ket mazerai la restaz," which, 
being interpreted, means, "If you eat it, I will pay; but if you give in 
on the road, you shall pay, and I shall eat the rest." The challenge was 
accepted, and the future general, as became him, set methodically to 
work. The two wings and a drumstick disappeared with such alarming 
rapidity that " Hai ! " called out the farmer, in agony, " ze vaie praou 
qu'izet fotu ; m'ez, Monche Chibouet, poez kaet zu daive paiet, lesse m'en 
a m'en mesiet on mocho." (" Alas ! I see well that it is all over ; but, 
Monsieur Sibuet, since I am to pay, suffer me at least to eat a morsel 
myself.") 

With mere voracity, however, Brillat-Savarin was too refined to have 
any sympathy ; and when he sings the praise of Gourmandise he is 
careful to explain that it has nothing in common with greediness or 
gluttony. For this reason we must regret that the word has no precise 
-equivalent in the English language, our sturdy fathers having failed to 
appreciate the nicer shades of epicureanism. (" They know nothing, 
these English," said an Indian, contemptuously, " except to spin cotton 
and conquer the world.") " La gourmandise," insists the author of the 
Physiologie du Gout, " est ennemie des exces." It must be so, or how 
could the portrait of a pretty gourmande have been drawn in such 
charming colours ? Thus does Brillat-Savarin sketch her : 

" Nothing is more agreeable to see than a pretty gourmande armed 
for conquest : her napkin is daintily arranged ; one of her hands reposes 
on the table ; the other conveys to her mouth the little morsels so deftly 
cut, or the wing of partridge she must bite ; her eyes are bright, her lips 
of nature's enamel, her conversation sprightly ; all her motions are 
graceful ; nor is she without that spice of coquetry which women put into 
everything. With so many advantages she is irresistible ; and Cato the 
Censor would have yielded to the gentle influence." 

Such a one was Madame X., whom the author first met at a dinner- 
party when she was but fifteen years old. She was already very pretty, 
of a sensuous order of beauty. " Do you know," whispered Brillat- 
Savarin to his neighbour, "that that little girl is a gourmande 1" 
" Nonsense," replied the other, " she has not arrived at the age of gour- 
mandise: she is a mere child." "Wait and see," rejoined Brill' 



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Savarin, who was a disciple of Lavater and Gall, and seldom deceived in 
faces. Nevertheless, as the dinner proceeded, he began to fear that he 
had made a mistake, and regretted the circumstance only because his 
observations had been directed by scientific considerations, and he was 
grieved that Science should be mistaken. Still he consoled himself by 
remembering that there are exceptions to every rule. But with the 
dessert, a dessert as "copious " as it was " brilliant," his hopes revived, 
and once more Science was proved to be in the right. Not only did the 
little girl eat of everything which came within her reach, but she had 
herself helped to the most distant dishes. In short, she ate so much that 
the company began to wonder how so small a body could enclose so vast 
an assortment of goods. Two years later, Brillat-Savarin met her again. 
She had then been married just eight days, and a handsomer woman he 
had rarely set eyes on. Unfortunately, her husband seemed already to 
be making himself wretched over the compliments she received. Not 
long after he took her to a country-house, far away from Paris, and 
" society " saw her no more. One can only hope she was happy. 

At another dinner-party, Brillat-Savarin, after carefully scanning the 
features of the Duke Decres, Minister of Marine, who was present, pro- 
nounced his Excellency a gourmand. He was a short, thick-set, dark, 
curly-haired man, with a round face, a double chin, thick lips, and a 
mouth not quite so large as a church door, but still of fair proportions. 
B. communicated the result of his observation to the lady seated next 
him. " You need not tell him I said so," he added, laughing. The lady 
promised faithfully and found an opportunity to tell the Duke that 
same evening. Next day Brillat-Savarin received a pleasant letter from 
his Grace, in which the latter modestly disclaimed the possession of so 
estimable a quality as that which his agreeable convive had attributed to 
him. By the way, is it that we are more serious or merely less debonair 
than our neighbours 1 Somehow, the mind refuses to picture an English 
Minister (say Mr. Gladstone, or the Duke of Argyll) taking the troublo 
to inform by letter a man whom he had never met in his life that he was 
not unduly fond of a good dinner. Brillat-Savarin naturally wrote back 
A very courteous epistle, but insisted that if the Duke was not an epicure, 
he was resisting the intention of Nature in his case. Not long after, all 
Paris was laughing over a furious quarrel between the Minister and his 
Cook, which had got into the papers ; and Brillat-Savarin was amused to 
find that, though the cook had been grossly impertinent, and had even 
obtained the better of his master in the wordy war, he was not dis- 
charged ; from which the inference was plain. The cook knew his art, 
and the Duke had not the courage to part with a good cook, The Duke 
was a gourmand. Q.E.D. 

Brillat-Savarin's useful and kindly life came to an end almost imme- 
diately after the publication of its magnum opus (for the Physiologie du 
Gout is small only in size, and contains the quintessence of half a century 
of thought, observation, and wit). On the 21st of January, 1826, many 

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loyal gentlemen attended a solemn Mass for the repose of the soul of 
Louis XVI. (beheaded on that day in the year 1793). It was celebrated 
in the fine old abbey church of Saint Denis, which, like all similar 
edifices, was extremely cold in winter. Three eminent lawyers who were 
present all caught colds, and were killed by exposure to that inclement 
January weather. They were Robert de Saint Vincent, the Advocate- 
General Marchangy, and " M. le Conseiller Brillat-Savarin." The last 
died on the 2nd of February following, deeply regretted by the many 
friends who knew him, and were aware of the sterling benevolence and 
manly honesty of his character. It would be absurd to pretend that his 
morality realised the ideal of Christian or even stoical perfection. But 
he never fell short of the world's standard of integrity, and lived a good 
citizen and a pleasant companion, free from all taint of hypocrisy and 
pretentiousness. As the world goes, this is no small praise. 

It has been justly observed that he was a man of one book. He 
wrote, indeed, a treatise on political economy, and one or two works on 
archeology, but these are forgotten, while the Physiologie du Godt re- 
mains a French classic. It should be added that the author has not dis- 
dained to present his readers with a variety of excellent recipes, which 
will fully repay a practical study. One of these shall be given in con- 
clusion, for it supplies what is to many persons, and especially to brain- 
workers, the most important of desiderata viz. the meaas of obtaining 
a harmless stimulant. Brillat-Savarin had read that Marshal Richelieu 
was in the habit of chewing lozenges flavoured with amber. Now the 
Marshal is described by Macaulay as "an old fop who passed his life 
from sixteen to sixty in seducing women for whom he cared not one 
straw," but by Frenchmen he is known as the hero "of glorious memory" 
who took Minorca from the English in sight of their own squadron, 
what time we vented our insular spleen by shooting a certain admiral, 
"to encourage others," as Voltaire said. Therefore, Brillat-Savarin 
thought that whatever the man of glorious memory did must contain a 
lesson for Gallic humanity. Moreover, he often felt a lassitude of mind 
which indisposed him to work, and made it almost impossible for him to 
think with vigour. Wine, as a stimulant, is suited to few persons, 
though Blackstone wrote his Commentaries in collaboration with a bottle 
of port ; and coffee Brillat-Savarin found even more objectionable, for 
we have seen that its power over him was too great. At length he 
discovered that the sovereign restorative, at least for him, was a good 
cup of chocolate, with a piece of amber in it of about the size of a broad- 
bean, beaten, of course, to powder, and mixed with sugar. " By means 
of this tonic," he says, " the action of the vital powers is facilitated, 
thought developes itself with ease, and I never suffer after it from the 
insomnia which would be the infallible consequence of a cup of black 
coffee." There is obviously the same danger in tea as in coffee, besides 
which, the one and the other are apt to injuriously affect the nervous 
system, if taken habitually in strong doses. 



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SEEING our dearth of information about Shakspeare is so great, nothing 
that may be of the slightest value ought to be neglected ; and so it may 
be worth while to consider what scenes and sights may have been 
familiar to him in his journey ings to and fro from Stratford to London. 
The transit can be accomplished now in four or five hours ; but it was 
no such light matter in the Elizabethan days. The distance is some 100 
miles (by Oxford 94), and probably under ordinary circumstances would 
occupy four or five days to traverse, though no doubt, under pressure, a 
less time .might suffice. These periods would certainly form notable 
epochs in the poet's life. What a change from " the smoke and uproar 
and riches of Rome " ! No doubt he would seldom travel alone. Perils 
from robbers were too common and too serious to encourage that 
practice. But yet he would often be lonely enough ; and many a thought 
afterwards embodied in immortal shape must have occurred to him 
during these long hours. It would make a fine picture the author of 
Hamlet, his " season " over, amidst the woody solitudes of the Chilterns, 
or slowly wending his way through some lowland marsh. We may be 
sure he was not idle at these times. The rough rude simple life he saw 
around him would not be unsuggestive. There is a tradition, as we 
shall see, that he " studied " his Dogberry in some village he passed 
through. His tablets must often have been called into requisition. And 
when the days were fair, and all the landscape wore the beauty of the sun- 
shine, many a " session of sweet silent thought " must have been holden. 
We cannot doubt that in those long quiet journeys his spirit found for 
itself nurture and strength. The true poet is like that " bright flower, 
whose home is everywhere." Often travel-tired, he would find rest for 
himself in contemplating the face of nature and the humours of men. 
Indeed, with all their discomforts and annoyances, these may have been 
precious times for him ; and he may have arrived at his destination a 
wiser, if a weary, man. 

There are two or three sonnets in which he speaks of journeys, 
possibly of these journeys. The following may have been written at 
Stratford, at the close of one of them : 

"Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed, 
The dear repose for limbs with travel tired ; 
But then begins a journey in my head, 
To work my mind when body's work's expired ; 



70 FROM STRATFORD TO LONDON. 

For then my thoughts (from far when I abide) 
Intend a zealous pilgrimage to thee, 
And keep my drooping eyelids open wide, 
Looking on darkness -which the blind do see ; 
Save that my soul's imaginary sight 
Presents thy shadow to my sightless view, 
Which, like a jewel hung in ghastly night, 
Makes black night beauteous and her old face new. 

So thus by day my limbs, by night my mind, 

For thee and for myself no quiet find. 

In others we see him in the midst of a journey, weighed down with 
that strange sorrow whose history seems likely to remain inscrutable : 

How heavy do I journey on the way, 

When what I seek my weary travel's end 

Doth teach that ease and that repose to say, 

" Thus far the miles are measured from thy friend ! " 

The beast that bears me, tired with my woe, 

Plods dully on, to bear that weight in me, 

As if by some instinct the wretch did know 

His rider loved not speed, being made from thee. 

The bloody spur cannot provoke him on 

That sometimes anger thrusts into his hide, 

Which heavily he answers with a groan 

More sharp to me than spurring to his side ; 

For that same groan doth put this in my mind, 
My grief lies onward, and my joy behind. 

There are others in which he speaks of absences from his friend. Of 
course Shakspeare made other journeys, besides between Stratford and 
London ; occasionally he " strolled " with his company ; but in any case 
these sonnets may be of assistance in picturing him to us as he passed 
along the roads that we propose to specify. "We can see that it was not 
without knowledge he made Autolycus sing : 

A merry heart goes all the day ; 
Your sad tires in a mile-a. 



II. 

We need scarcely remind our readers that facilities of locomotion in 
the Elizabethan age were scanty enough. They are probably well aware 
how scanty such facilities were a century later, and even a century later 
still. It was much worse in the Elizabethan age. Public coaches did 
not begin to run, or to stick fast, till nearly half a century after Shak- 
speare's time. The art 'of road-making was not yet known ; Metcalfe and 
Telford, and their worthy biographer Mr. Smiles, belonged to a far distant 
posterity. What they were pleased to call roads then were mere deeply- 
rutted tracks, almost or altogether impassable in bad weather; wide- 
spreading sloughs with no Mr. Hope at the further edge to lend the 



FROM STRATFORD TO LONDON. 71 

splashed and mired traveller a hand. The country was still generally 
unenclosed ; and all that could be done when the ruts became too deep 
for endurance was to essay a fresh track by the side of the old one. 
Some statutes indeed had been passed in the reign of Henry the Eighth, 
designed to improve certain thoroughfares of notorious ba.dness, and an 
Act of a more general application had been passed in the reign of Queen 
Maiy ; but little or nothing had come of them. The description given 
in the preamble of the statute of 1555 remained still true : " Highways 
are now both very noisome and tedious to travel in, and dangerous to 
all passengers and carriages." "We have not yet learnt to control our 
rivers, and it is still possible sometimes to see wide lakes extending over 
the land : but this was a common Elizabethan spectacle. Often then, 
and many a time after, locomotion was completely intercepted by floods. . 
Not so very seldom might it be said that the " contagious fogs " 

Falling in the land, 

Hare every pelting river made so proud 
That they have overborne their continents : 
The ox hath therefore stretch'd his yoke in vain> 
The ploughman lost his sweat, and the green corn 
Hath rotted ere his youth attain'd a beard ; 
The fold stands empty in the drowned field, 
And crows are fatted with the murrion flock ; 
The nine men's morris is filled up with mud, 
And the quaint mazes in the wanton green 
For lack of tread are undistinguiehable. 

At such times one's journey could only be pursued by the help of 
skilful guides, and even so at some risk. To take a late illustration, 
Thoresby, who died in 1715, tells us in his diary how the rains had 
" raised the washes upon the road near Ware to that height that passen- 
gers from London that were upon that road swam, and a poor higgler 
was drowned, which prevented me travelling for many hours ; yet 
towards evening we adventured with some country people who con- 
ducted us over the meadows, whereby we missed the deepest of the wash 
at Cheshunt, though we rode to the saddle-skirts for a considerable way, 
but got safe to Waltham Cross, where we lodged."* 

Such being the roads so " founderous," as someone calls them what 
would the vehicles be ? 

Carriers' carts f of a sort did struggle along ; but for the most part 
movement was accomplished on foot or on horseback, and conveyance of 
goods by pack-horses. Horse-litters were occasionally used. Coaches 
are said to have been introduced by Boomen, Queen Elizabeth's own 

* See Smiles' Lives of the Engineers : Metcalfe and Telford, p. 19, ed. 1874. 

t Fynes Morison speaks (temp. James I.) of "carriers who have long covered 
wagons, in which they carry passengers from place to place; but this kind of 
journeying," he adds, " is so tedious, by reason they must take wagon very early and 
come very late to their inns, that none but women and people of inferior condition 
travel in this sort." 



72 FROM STRATFORD TO LONDON. 

coachman ; but they were little better, as Mr. Smiles remarks, than carts 
without springs, the body resting solid upon the axles. And those who 
used them paid a bitter penalty for the luxury.* At one of the first 
audiences which the Queen gave to the French Ambassador, in 1568, 
she feelingly described to him " the aching pains she was suffering in con- 
sequence of having been knocked about in a coach which had been 
driven a little too fast, only a few days before." About a century later, 
the public vehicles were popularly known as " hell-carts," and no doubt 
well deserved the name. One grave objection to wheels was, it seems, 
that they broke up the roads ! " King James," says Mr. Roberts, " pro- 
claimed that carts and wagons with four wheels, carrying excessive 
burthens, so galled the highways and the very foundations of bridges, 
that the king denounced them to the judges as common nuisances, against 
the weal public, and the use of them an offence. By this proclamation 
of James I., in the year 1622, no carrier was to travel with a four- 
wheeled wagon, but only with a cart having two wheels, and only to 
carry 20 cwt. Anyone transgressing this was to be punished." At 
Weymouth, in 1635, "the authorities passed a bye-law, that no brewers 
were to bind the wheels of their carts with iron, as it wore away the 
pitching of the streets. Precisely similar was the complaint against 
hackney-coaches, 1638 viz. that they broke up the streets. ... It having 
been thought proper to ordain in the year 1662, that the wheels of each 
cart or wagon should be four inches in the tyre, this was found to be 
impracticable, for in some parts the ruts could not receive such wheels, 
nor could the carriages pass. A proclamation stayed the prosecution of 
offenders till the further order of Parliament." In the Elizabethan age 
the fact was that the roads could not bear the coaches, and the coaches 
could not bear the roads ; so there was but little traffic in that way, that 
fearful institution the stage-coach being a later birth of time. 

On foot then, or on horseback, Shakspeare would perform his journeys. 
That he would ride when he could afford it is the more probable from 
the fact we gather from certain sonnets that he was lame, for we see no 
reason to take the words in any non-natural or heterobiographical sense. 
There is ground for believing that this defect was of no very serious 
nature ; it has been compared with that of Scott, and that of Byron ; but 
it would probably make him prefer riding to walking. And we might 
just ask in passing whether pedestrianising is not a quite modern English 
taste 1 A German, who made a walking tour in this country not a 
hundred years ago, found such a method of progress not at all practised, and 
indeed one which exposed him to much suspicion and discomfort. He 
unbosomed his wonder that it should be so to a coach-fellow-traveller, 



* See a picture of this invention in Mr. Roberta's Social History of t'ke Southern 
Counties. Perhaps those who hare known what it is to be hauled in a bathing- 
machine across a fine shingly beach can best appreciate the delights of such a means 
of locomotion. 



FROM sTRATFOKL TO LONDON. 73 

for he did sometimes indulge himself in a lift. " On my asking him why 
Englishmen, who were so remarkable for acting up to their own notions 
and ideas, did not, now and then, merely to see life in every point of 
view, travel on foot ; ' Oh ! ' said he, ' we are too rich, too lazy, and 
too proud.' " But, if a quite modern taste, it was, no doubt, an old 
necessity for many a traveller. See Walton's account of Hooker's walking 
from Oxford to Exeter. 

Horses could be hired at I2d. the first day, and 8(7. a day after till 
re-delivery. "Mr. John Garland, merchant, mayor of Lyme in 1569, 
rode to London on town business. His whole charge for himself and 
horse in London was 31. 5s. ; the hire of the horse was 5s." Also, it 
was possible to post, at least in some parts. It was so in Norfolk as 
early as 1568, as we learn from Blornefield apud Roberts. The charge 
was 2d. a mile for the horse, and Gd. for the guide " to go and carry back 
the horse ; and the said horses were not to carry any cloak-bag of above 
ten pounds' weight." A common arrangement for those who did not 
keep a horse of their own was to buy one at the beginning of a journey 
and sell it at the end. So late as 1753 a Dr. Skene, of Aberdeen, 
travelled from London to Edinburgh in this way. He bought a mare 
for eight guineas in London, rode her nineteen days, and sold her in 
Edinburgh for what he had given for her. 

We have an incidental picture of the travelling equestrian of the 
seventeenth century, in a book quoted by Mr. Smiles, called The Grand 
Concern of England explained in several Proposals to Parliament, pub- 
lished in 1673, denouncing stage-coaches and caravans. The writer, said 
to be one John Gressot, of the Charterhouse, insists that stage-coaches 
were ruinous to trade, " for that most gentlemen, before they travelled in 
coaches, used to ride with swords, belts, pistols, holsters, portmanteaus, 
and hat-cases [a heavy cargo this !], which in these coaches they have little 
or no occasion for ; for, when they rode on horseback, they rode in one suit 
and carried another to wear when they came to their journey's end, or lay by 
the way ; but in coaches a silk suit and an Indian gown, with a sash, silk 
stockings, and beaver hats, men ride in and carry no other with them, 
because they escape the wet and dirt, which on horseback they cannot 
avoid ; whereas in two or three journeys on horseback their clothes and 
hats were wont to be spoiled ; which done, they were forced to have new 
very often, and that increased the consumption of the manufactures and 
the employment of the manufacturer, which travelling in coaches doth in 
no way do." 

Certainly it was not all plain sailing for the equestrian. It was 
often as much as he could do, nay more, to get along. Here is a four- 
teenth century instance : Archbishop Islip, riding from Oxford Palace 
to Mayfield, Sussex, in 1 362, fell from his horse in a wet and miry lane 
between Sevenoaks and Tunbridge, so that he was wet through all over. 
In that pitiable state he rode on without any change of clothes, and was 
seized with paralysis. Think of his poor Grace, the Primate of All 



74 FROM STRATFORD TO LONDON. 

England, utterly dank and bemudded ! And things were scarcely a whit 
better three centuries after. " Eight hundred horse were taken prisoners 
in the civil wars in Lincolnshire while sticking in the mire." 

Add to all the perils from ruts and sloughs and floods those from 
highwaymen. The waters were only sometimes out ; the robbers always 
were, professionals or amateurs. The woods that then abounded 
afforded these gentlemen an excellent cover, which they turned to good 
account. So early as 1285 some attempt was made to circumscribe this 
accommodation. It was enacted, says Mr. Smiles, " that all bushes and 
trees along the roads leading from one market to another should be cut 
down for two hundred feet on either side, to prevent robbers lurking 
therein." On the Buckinghamshire proverb, " Here if you beat a 
bush it's odds you'ld start a thief," Fuller, in his Worthies, observes, 
" No doubt there was just occasion for this proverb at the original 
thereof, which then contained satirical truth, proportioned to the place 
before it was reformed ; whereof thus our great antiquary : ' It was 
altogether impassable in times past by reason of trees, until that Leofstane, 
Abbot of St. Alban's, did cut them down, because they yielded a place of 
refuge for thieves.' But this proverb is now antiquated as to the truth 
thereof, Buckinghamshire affording as many maiden assizes as any 
locality of equal populousness. Yea, hear how she pleadeth for herself 
that such highwaymen were never her natives, but fled thither for their 
shelter out of neighbouring counties." We may quite admit the truth of 
Fuller's latter remark, without believing that highway robbery was at 
all rare in the county of which he speaks. Certainly in the olden times 
the Chiltern Hills were notorious for the bandits that haunted them. 
" We passed through many woods," writes Brunette Latini, Dante's tutor, 
of his journey from London to Oxford, " considered here as dangerous 
places, as they are infested with robbers, which indeed is the case with 
most of the roads in England. This is a circumstance connived at by 
the neighbouring barons on consideration of sharing in their booty and 
of these robbers serving as their protectors on all occasions, personally 
and with the whole strength of their band. However, as our company was 
numerous, we had less fear." It was to establish order, or do what he 
could in that line in this thieves' lair, that the Steward of the Chiltern 
Hundreds was originally appointed. But in all parts of the country a 
meeting with those who 

With a base and boisterous sword enforced 
A thievish living on the common road 

was a very common travelling experience. And so it was common to 
go armed ; as appears from the extract given above, from The Grand 
Concern, &c., and could be shown still more fully, if our space permitted, 
from Harrison's Description of England. See the New Shakspere 
Society's edition, edited by Mr. Furnivall, Part I., p. 283. 



FROM STRATFORD TO LONDON. 75 



III. 

Having said just as much on the ways and means of Elizabethan 
travelling as may help us to form a picture of our poet en route, let us 
now name specially the roads which he in all probability followed in 
passing between his home at Stratford and " his place of business " in 
London. 

There are two main routes between Stratford and London : one by 
Oxford and High Wycombe, the other by Banbury and Aylesbtiry. And 
there are traditions which indicate that Shakspeare used them both. At 
least that he used the former one may be regarded as fairly certain. For 
the latter one it is to be said that certainly at a later time it became the 
recognised route from London, and that one tradition seems to connect 
him with it. 

There would seem good reason for believing that in the Elizabethan 
age, and later still, that the common route was by Oxford. Mr. 
Halliwell Phillipps, to whose researches we all owe so much, prints in his 
Life of Shakspeare the following account of some Stratford people who 
went to London on the business of the Corporation in 1592. 

Charges laid out when we went to Court : 

Paid for our horsemeat the first night at Oxford . . . iis. viiie?. 

And for our own charges the same night ii. iirf. 

The second night at Islip for our supper .... us. iind. 

And for our horsemeat the same night at Islip . . . Us. \iiid, 

The third day for our bait and our horses at Hook Norton . xii<f. 

And for walking our horses at Tetsworth and elsewhere . iiid. 
Sum for this journey . . . xia. id. 

We are told by Anthony Wood that Shakspeare in his journeys 
between Warwickshire and London frequented "the house of John 
Davenant, a sufficient vintner." It was, and is, a tavern known as the 
" Crown," in the Corn Market, not far from Carfax Church. And so 
Aubrey : " Mr. William Shakspeare was wont to go into Warwickshire 
once a year, and did commonly in this journey lie at this [Davenant's] 
house in Oxon, where he was exceedingly respected." And so Oldys, 
on the authority of Pope, who quoted Betterton : " If tradition may be 
trusted, Shakspeare often baited at the Crown Inn, a tavern in Oxford, 
in his journey to and from London." Davenant, the poet, son of the 
publican, is said to have been Shakspeare's godson, and to have boasted, 
or at least suggested, that he stood in a yet closer relation to him. 

The tradition that connects Shakspeare with the other route men- 
tioned, or rather with a variety of it, is given only by Aubrey : 

" The humour of the constable in Midsummer Night's Dream [he 
means Much Ado about Nothing] he happened to take at Grendon, 
in Bucks, which is the road from London to Stratford ; and there was 



76 FROM STRATFORD TO LONDON. 

living that constable about 1642, when I first came to Oxon. I think 
it was Midsiimmer night that he happened to lie there. Mr. Jos. Howe is 
of that parish, and knew him. Ben Jonson and he did gather humours 
of men daily wherever they came. . . . He was wont to go to his native 
country once a year." 

The Variorum version gives Crendon (see iii. 213, ed. 1813), and 
there is a place called Long Crendon in Bucks, not far from Thame ; but 
we follow the reading of Mr. Halliwell Phillipps as more probably sound.* 
Grendon, or to give it its full style, Grendon Underwood, lies just to the 
north of the road the old Akeman Street from Aylesbury to Bicester, 
about six miles from the latter town ; and so travelling by the Banbury 
and Aylesbury route, mentioned above, Shakspeare might easily make 
the worthy constable's acquaintance. At a later time the coaches, it 
it would seem, did not go by Bicester, but by Buckingham, as may be 
learnt from Owen's Britannia Depicta, or Oyilby Improved, 1749. No 
doubt the equestrian traveller would perpetually vary his route, for the 
sake of companionship, or some special flood or other danger, or for mere 
variety's sake. 

That Shakspeare then did not always go vid Oxford is probable 
enough, and has a tradition in its favour; but we seem justified in 
believing that vid Oxford was certainly his ordinary route ; and so to 
it we will now give attention. 



IV. 

For the sake of convenience, we will divide the journey into four 
stages, two between Stratford and Oxford, two between Oxford and 
London. 

(i) from Stratford to Chipping Norton, 20 miles. A most pleasant 
expedition, now-a-days, over a finely undulating country, up the valley 
of the Stour, by the side, for some miles at least, of noble parks, which in 
Shakspeare's time, perhaps, were not enclosed. Probably no English 
county surpasses Warwickshire in quiet loveliness. Nature does not 
reveal herself there in her more terrible forms, but in a sweet, tranquil 
beauty, balm-like to the spirit, and deliciously restful. Scott calls 
" Caledonia stern and wild " Caledonia, with its brown heaths and 
shaggy woods, with its mountains and floods " meet nurse of the poetic 
child." But this opinion may be justly doubted. The greatest of all 
poetic children was nursed amid far other scenes not amidst excitement 
and grandeur, but amidst calm and peace. The Avon, no doubt, could 
and did rise at times, and sweep the labours of men and oxen before its 
swollen current ; but for the most part it flowed on, not chafing and 

* That Grendon is right is proved if any proving is wanted by the fact, known 
from other sources, that Mr. Jos. Howe was of Grendon, not Crendon. He was born 
at Grendon Underwood, Bucks, March 29, 1612, and died August 28, 1701, setat. 
ninety. See Bishop Pearson's Vind. Ignat. ; Hearne's Robert of Gloucester, ed. 1810. 



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mutinying against its restraints, but content and gentle ; and Gray, with 
his fine tact, touches the right chord when he speaks of " lucid Avon " 
straying. It was amidst sweet silences, which Avon's murmur and 
Arden's whisperings scarcely broke, that Shakspeare was cradled and 
nurtured, that the mighty mother did unveil her awful face to her 
" darling." So too it was with the Jewish prophet. " A great and 
strong wind rent the mountains and brake in pieces the rocks before the 
Lord ; but the Lord was not in the wind ; and after the wind an earth- 
quake ; but the Lord was not in the earthquake ; and after the earth- 
quake a fire ; but the Lord was not in the fire. And after the fire " 
after all those tumults and terrors " a still small voice." 

" One said no less truly than merrily," writes Fuller of Warwickshire : 
" ' It is the heart, but not the core of England,' having nothing coarse or 
choaky therein. The wooded part thereof may want what the fieldon 
affords ; so that Warwickshire is defective in neither. As for the plea- 
sure thereof, an author [Speed] is bold to say, that from Edgehill one 
may behold it another Eden, as Lot did the Plain of Jordan ; but he 
might have put in : ' It is not altogether so well watered.' " 

Shakspeare would leave Stratford by the Clopton Bridge, and then 
presently turn his face due southward. Soon the road rises. When it 
falls slightly again, amidst noble trees, he would lose sight of Trinity spire, 
and feel that his native town was really left behind. At Aldermiiister, 
if the day was bright, he might linger a few minutes by the church, so 
picturesque and picturesquely situated. And then on, beneath trees that, 
some of them at least, still lend a grateful shadow, by Newbold to 
Tredington, little dreaming as he passed by the point where a road 
strikes off to Lower Eatington, that there some day on a cross would be 
inscribed doggrel mentioning him : 

6 miles to Shakspere's Town -whose name 

Is known throughout the earth 
To Shipton 4, whose lesser fame 

Boasts no such poet's birth. 

What comfort even this feeble quatrain might have ministered to him, 
could he have seen it that first journey, when he was setting forth to try 
his fortune in strange fields ; when, whatever the confidence with which 
his genius inspired him, his course was yet dim and uncertain ; and who 
knew whether when " the surly sullen bell," which gave warning to the 
world that he was fled from it, had ceased tolling, any one would care 
his "poor name" to rehearse? Just where that cross now stands, he 
may one day have stood, faint and weary, hesitating, despondent. It 
is, however, quite as probable that when he reached the bifurcation he 
was in the highest possible spirits, and punned villanously on the name 
of the neighbouring hamlets. 

He might turn a quarter of a mile or so from the high road to look 
at the fine church at Tredington, with its Norman doorway and its monu- 
ments ; and, perhaps, gossiping with some native " he was a handsome, 



78 FEOM STRATFORD TO LONDON. 

well-shaped man," quoth Aubrey, " very good company, and of a very 
ready and pleasant smooth wit" would hear, and would himself crack 
some joke about the ever hard-up rector. "I have heard Mr. Trap 
say," so writes the B/ev. John Ward, sometime (1662-1679) vicar 
of Stratford, " that the parsons of Tredington were always needy. One 
Dr. Brett, who was parson before Dr. Smith, was to marry one Mr. 
Hicks ; and Mr. Hicks, in u vapour, laid a handful of gold and silver 
upon the book ; and he took it all. [Why should not he 1 What was 
it put on the book for 1] Whereupon Mr. Hicks went to him, and told 
him of it that he did not intend to have given him all : it was about 
ten pound. Says he, ' I want, and I will pay thee again ; ' but never 
did." 

The first place worthy of the name of town he would arrive at would 
be Shipston-on-Stour, situated on a somewhat bleak upland. A quiet 
place in these days, but once, as is shown by the inns which still abound, 
lively enough with coaches and traffic. They gape in vain now, the 
yard gates, except haply on market-days and at the mop-fair ; and the 
horns that once made the old streets ring are blown, if blown at all, 
on the banks of the Styx, no longer of the Stour. " In this bleak ill- 
cultivated track," * writes one who traversed it not quite a century since, 
" the lower class of labouring poor, who have very little other employ- 
ment in winter than thrashing out corn, are much distressed for the 
want of fuel, and think it economy to lie much in bed, to save both 
firing and provisions." 

Now on to Long Compton. " The intervening country is opeif, 
exposed, and not very rich," says the writer just quoted, and his descrip- 
tion may serve for the earlier time. It is deficient in planting, which in 
course of time woxild generate warmth to the atmosphere, and convert 
the various influences of the heavens into a nutritive vegetable mould 
that would eventually enrich it." The water-shed of the Stour is now 
reached. Long Comptonf lies straggling in a way that justifies its 
adjective across a valley, from either edge of which are obtainable fine 
views, those to the north from above Weston House especially so. It is 
from this place that Burghley writes to the Earl of Shrewsbury, when 
he dates thus : " From Compton-in-the-Hole (so well called for a deep 
valley ; but surely the entertainment is Very good, and here have I 
wished your lordship), 23rd August, 1572." Crossing the Combe, which 
gives the village its name, even the most uninterested and uninteresting 
tourist would, we should suppose, turn a few steps aside to see the anti- 
quarian glory of Oxfordshire, for we are now in Oxfordshire the 
Eolbrich-stones.J They probably show less well now than in Shak- 

* Se Tour in England and Scotland in 1785. By Thomas Newton, Esq. 

t At Barton-on-the-Heath, some two miles from Long Compton, lived Robert 
Dover, of Cotswold games celebrity. (Merry Wives, I. i. 92.) See Britton's Beauties 
of "England and, Wales : Warwickshire. 

I See Drayton's Polyolbion, the 13th Song, and Selden's note. 



FEOM STRATFORD TO LONDON. 79 

speare's day, for Time and the farmers have been busy. We may cer- 
tainly imagine him lingering in that mysterious circle, wondering what 
faith or what sorrow or what triumph it was that had once arranged it, 
hearing perchance from some old shepherd the stories of the Whispering 
Knights and of the disappointed King. Here indeed were " sermons in 
stones." The original language was dark and hidden ; yet, for all that, 
they were rich in significance, in suggestion, in pathos. An old MS., 
quoted by Hearne in his edition of Robert of Gloucester's Chronicle, 
describing the Mirabilia Britannice, ends thus : " Sunt magni lapides 
in Oxenfordensi pago, manu hominum quasi sub quadam connexione 
dispositi, set a quo tempore vel a qua gente vel ad quid memorandum 
vel signandum factum fuerit, ignoratur. Ab incolis autem vvocatur locus 
ille Eolendrych." 

Dropping across another valley, we presently reach Chipping Norton, 
for no longer can one put up at Chapel House at Cold Norton, a well- 
known hostelry once " a most excellent inn, and fitted up in the first 
style of accommodation," says a last century_]traveller. " The Chapel " 
originally belonged, as we learn from Murray, to an Augustinian priory, 
founded temp. Henry II. When Shakspeare passed by, this priory had 
been suppressed only some fifty years ; and, probably enough, ruins were 
yet standing, and the Chapel looked not altogether unlike itself. At 
Chipping Norton he would find accommodation in abundance ; for it 
must have been then, as it had been long before (so its'name shows) an 
important market town, and as it was long afterwards, an important 
station for travellers. When, in 1749, a coach was started to run from 
Birmingham to London, vid Oxford, " It breakfasts," writes Lady Lux- 
borough to Shenstone, whom she wishes to avail himself of it, "at 
Henley [in Arden], and lies at Chipping Norton." The town consists 
mainly of one long street, which it would seem consisted mainly of inns. 
The church, not much changed probably since the sixteenth century, 
with its picturesque site, its double north aisle, its hexagonal south porch, 
and its old monuments, is well worth a visit. 

(ii) from Chipping Norton to Oxford, 20 miles. Regaining the 
high road, Shakspeare would, as far as Woodstock, follow the course of 
the Glyme, which flows into the Evenlode, which flows into the Isis. 
The first village encountered is Neat Enstone, half a mile south of 
Enstone. He might turn aside to see Enstone church^and smile over 
the legend of the murdered Kenelm, son of Kenulphus, to whom it is 
dedicated, having, perhaps, Latin enough to interpret the old leonines 
always provided he came across them : 

In Clene sub spina jacet in convalle bovina 
Vertice privatus, Kenelmus fraude necatus. 

At least let us think of him visiting the Hoarstone, as it is called, the 
(A. S. Ent. = giants) Giant's stone, that is said to give the village its 
name, for it would lie but a few yards out of his way. We say " it," 
but in fact there are four other stones, the Hoarstone alone surviving 



80 FROM STRATFORD TO LONDON. 

upright. They formed once, it may be believed, a rude tomb with four 
cumbrous sides and a cumbrous roof, with earth heaped all round them 
or over them. How long might a giant lie i' the earth ere he rot ? He 
must, surely, have an extra allowance of years. 

Passing now on through the hamlet of Over Kiddington, with its 
ruined cross at Nether Kiddington, a mile on the left, is a church said 
to be worth seeing, but we cannot see everything by Ditchley Park,* 
home of the Lees, who were destined to be celebrated hereafter by a 
brother-genius ; then, after perhaps a slight detour, to Glympton, and 
passing on the right the road to Cornbury Hall (only five miles off), where 
Leicester, Elizabeth's Leicester, perished by the poison prepared, it is 
said, for his wife ; keeping by the old wall of Woodstock Park it is said 
to have been the first park enclosed with a wall our poet would arrive 
at Woodstock town. For him, obvious associations here would be the 
Fair Rosamond and the poet Chaucer. The story of the former has been 
shown to be much mixed with fable; the connection of the latter with 
Woodstock is now wholly doubted, though, after all, we may disbelieve 
that Thomas Chaucer was the son of the poet without disbelieving that 
the poet, who was connected with the court and with princes of the 
blood, visited a palace so famous in his time and so much frequented. 
Shakspeare would enjoy the Chaucer memory, at least, with no allaying 
scepticism ; and as he strolled through that glorious park, might have a 
vision of Theseus, to be portrayed by himself some day, " to the laund 
riding him full right," or of Palamon and Arcite madly fighting fighting 
"breem, as it were boares two." 

Or, perhaps, in a realistic vein, he drew a grotesque picture to himself of 
the royal lover losing the thread and finding himself involved in his own 
labyrinth, with his Rosamond close by, yet inaccessible, so near and yet 
so far, while the queen sat fuming and frowning outside, unable to dis- 
cover the aperture through which her truant spouse had disappeared. 

Woodstock would have also associations with his own time. The 
palace had been one of the places of the queen's confinement during her 

* " Hence [from Cornbury] we went to see the famous wells, natural and artificial 
grotts and fountains, called Bushell's Wells, at Enstone. This Bushell had been 
secretary to my Lord \ r erularn. It is an extraordinary solitude. There he had two 
mummies ; a grott where he lay in a hammock like an Indian. Hence we went to 
Dichley, an ancient seat of the Lees, now Sir Hen. Lee's ; it is a low, ancient timber- 
house, with a pretty bowling-green. My lady gave us an extraordinary dinner. This 
gentleman's mother was Countess of Rochester, who was also there, and Sir Walter 
Saint John. There were some pictures of their ancestors not ill-painted ; the great- 
grandfather had been Knight of the Garter ;, there was the picture of a Pope, and 
our Saviour's head. So we returned to Cornbury." Evelyn's Diary, Oct. 20, 1664. 
This Sir Henry Lee would be, so far as date goes Eevis belonged to the grandfather 
Scott's hero. It would have, pleased the author of Woodstock to know, that the Will 
whom his hero is for ever quoting, must often have passed close by Ditchley Park, 
and might have patted the head, or pinched the ear, of his admirer when a boy. 



FROM STRATFORD TO LONDON. 81 

sister's reign. It was here she heard the milkmaid singing, and envied 
her happy lot. The verses she is said to have written upon that occasion 
may have been still decipherable in Shakspeare's time, and he may have 
perused them on their extraordinary tablet : 

Fortune, how thy restless, wavering state 
Hath wrought with cares my troubled wit ! 
Witness this present prison whither fate 
Could bear me, and the joys I quit. 
Thou caused'st the guilty to be losed 
From bands wherein are innocents enclosed ; 
Causing me guiltless to be strait reserved, 
And freeing those that death have well deserved . 
But by her malice can be nothing wrought ; 
So God send to my foes all they have thought. 
A.D. 1555. ELIZABETH, Prisoner. 

And so, by Begbrooke and Wolvercote, with a drink, perhaps, at 
Aristotle's well, into Oxford by St. Giles's Street, to the Crown, or, 
perhaps, on his first visit, to some humbler shelter. 

What a revelation of delight and beauty to the youth from Stratford ! 
It would form an epoch in his life, this first passing under the spell of 
Oxford. It was like entering the Presence. The colleges, already 
venerable, seemed the very homes of learning and thought. His shrewd 
observation would, indeed, presently suggest to him that folly and 
ignorance had here and there intruded themselves, and that often the 
Muses must be blushing for those called their sons ; but so broad and 
wise a critic would never make the blunder of forgetting in certain abuses 
the magnificent uses and the magnificent fruits of the great school within 
whose precincts his heart beat with a new rapture. It was a temple 
dedicated to Wisdom, and we may believe he bowed his head in it with 
a sincere worship. To say nothing else, the mere outward beauty of 
the place, its halls and quadrangles and groves, its antiquity which 
showed as " a lusty winter, frosty but kindly," its stately towers, the 
majestic river on whose waters its fair face was mirrored the mere out- 
ward beauty of the place would gladden his inmost soul. 

(iii) From Oxford to High Wycombe, 25 miles. The common route 
from Oxford to London was by Tetsworth, High Wycombe, and Beacons- 
field. It was by this route that Brunetto Latini, from whom we have 
already quoted, proceeded in the thirteenth century. Harrison, in the 
Elizabethan age, in his chapter on Thoroughfares, mentions it. This is 
his list of the intermediate places : " Whatleie, Thetisford, Stocking- 
church, East Wickham, Becconsfield, Uxbridge." The Stratford citi- 
zens went this way on the occasion referred to above. So Evelyn, in 
1664, going "with my lord visct. Cornbury to Cornbury in Oxford- 
shire, to assist him in the planting of the park and bear him company, 
with Mr. Belin and Mr. May, in a coach with six horses ; dined at 
Uxbridge, lay at Wickam." Returning from Oxford, " we came back 
by Beaconsfield ; next day to London, where we dined at the lord Chan- 

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82 FilOM STBATFORD TO LONDON. 

cellor's with my lord Bellasis." Aud endless other instances might be 
given. But the route by Henley is scarcely four miles longer, and no 
doubt was often taken. 

Shakspearc would pass down " the High," and beneath Magdalen 
Tower, across Magdalen Bridge, and then turn to the left. He might 
keep to the main road, go' on up Heddington Hill, and so pass near 
Forest Hill, where the Powells lived, with whom Milton was to be one 
day connected, perhaps exchanging a " good morrow " with the future 
father of Mary ; or, more probably, he would take the nearer road which 
runs just north of Horspath, and so to Wheatley. Then crossing the 
Thame, on to Tetsworth, where he might pause to look at the rude 
sculptures over the south doorway of the church. Then mounting the hill 
in front of him, he would find the Chilterns now close at hand, stretching 
from north to south before him like a wall, here richly beech- wooded, there 
bare down. Near Aston Rowant, which lies a little to the north of the 
road, there were objects of interest on either hand that might well have 
attracted him, did his leisure serve. Some two miles to the south there 
was Shirburne Castle, looking much as we see it now, much as the men 
of the fourteenth century had seen it, with its towers and moat and draw- 
bridges, as perfect a representation of the Middle Ages as exists, we 
suppose, at least exteriorly ; the interior is modernised. It was here, 
but not in the present building, which dates from 1377 according to 
Murray, that Brunette Latini passed a night. Some eight miles to the 
north from Aston Rowant, he would find localised traditions of a king 
on whom he was himself to confer immortal distinction ; for the Kimbles 
Great Kimble, Little Kimble, and Kimblewick near Princes Ris- 
borough, are said to have derived their name from Cymbeline, or Kini- 
belinus apud Geoffrey of Monmouth, Kimbel apud Robert of Glou- 
cester. A yet older form of his name the form found on certain coins 
is found close by in Cunobelin's Camp. The mound by Great Kimble 
church, the Whiteleaf Cross on Green Holly Hill, and the earthwork just 
mentioned, all give to the neighbourhood a strange traditional interest. 
And it has other charms. The view to the west, from near Cunobelin's 
Camp, is of unusual extent and beauty ; and it is good to be there for a 
summer's evening. 

He looked and sav/ wide territory spread 
Before him, towns and rural works between. 

Let us- now go on our way from Aston Rowant to the Chilterns, by 
Stokenchurch Hill to Stokenchurch. Thick wood still covers the sides 
of the Chilterns here ; the thieves that once swarmed in them are no 
more, or rather have transferred themselves to some other beat, for we 
cannot flatter ourselves or them that they have grown honest. They 
only do not rob here because there is no one to rob, and because that 
way of doing the business is something out of date. Stokenchurch has 
now a deserted look ; it seems created for coaches to drive through, and 
ftt the present time they are like angels' visits. On now across the 



FROM STRATFORD TO LONDON. 83 

Common into Buckinghamshire, to West Wycombe, not in Shakspeare's 
time deformed by a church so unsightly and in such vile taste, with its 
" hypsethral mausoleum," which looks rather like an overgrown pound. 
And so to High or Chipping Wycombe, called also by Harrison, as we 
have seen, East Wycombe, whose most interesting feature is its large 
and handsome church, with its fine Perpendicular tower. 

(iv) From High Wycombe to London, 29 miles. The road runs along- 
side of the Wick till, when a mile beyond Loudwater, that streamlet 
turns south towards the Thames ; and then makes for Beaconsfield, to be 
made famous in after days by the residence of Waller (at Hall Barns) 
and Burke (at Gregory's, or Butler's Court, as he named it). The 
church lies close by the wayside, and might well attract the traveller's 
notice. And now on by a gentle descent, passing on the right of Bui- 
strode Park, with its old earthwork and legend of Saxcn daring, and 
then across the common by Gerard's or Jarrett's Cross. And so crossing 
the Colne into Middlesex, to Uxbridge, in whose main street still stand 
many houses that, to judge from their appearance and style, were there 
when Shakspeare passed through. The place has long outshone its 
mother village. " Though," says a writer* in 1761, " it is entirely inde- 
pendent, and is governed by two bailiffs, two constables, and four head- 
boroughs, it is only a hamlet to Great Hillington " \sic\. 

The road would now, no doubt, begin to give evidence of the proxi- 
mity of the metropolis in an increasing number of passengers. The 
attractive force of the great centre would be more manifestly shown, and 
Shakspeare would see a striking illustration of one of his own similes : 

As many arrows, loosed several ways, 

Come to one mark; as many ways meet in one town ; 

As many fresh streams meet in one salt sea ; 

As many lines close in the dial's centre ; 

So may a thousand actions, once afoot, 

End in one purpose, and be all wvll borne 

Without defeat. 

From Hilliugdon Hill, with Harrow on his left and Windsor in the 
distance 011 his right, he would look down on the champaign in which 
London lies. And then, now on the very threshold of his Promised 
Land, across Hillingdon Heath, and through Northcote, near Southall ; 
over Han well Common, through Ealing Dean to Acton, by Kensington 
Gravel Pits, through Tyburn, all along Oxford Street as far as High 
Street, when, following the old line, he would turn off by St. .Giles'-in- 
the-Fields (then really so), and proceed along Broad Street, and so along 
Holborii, houses now beginning to multiply around him, and so, at last, 

into LONDON. 

J. W. HALES. 

* London and its Environs, &c., 6 vols. Printed for R. and J. Dodsley. 1761. 

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84 



(Dut of tin mouth of babes." 



Mr little niece and I I read 

My Plato in my easy chair : 
And she was building on the floor 

A pack of cards with wondrous care. 

We worked in silence, but, alas ! 

Among the cards a mighty spill. 
And then the little ape exclaimed, 

" Well ! Such is life ! Look, Uncle Will ! 

I gave a start and dropped my book 

It was the Phsedo I had read 
A sympathetic current thrilled, 

Like lightning, through my heart and head. 

I eyed with curious awe the "child, ' 
The unconscious Sibyl, where she sat, 

Whose thoughtless tongue could babble forth 
Strange parables of life and fate. 

Yes, such is life ! a Babel house, 
A common doom hath tumbled all, 

King, Queen, and Knave, and plain, and trump, 
A motley crew in motley fall ! 

We rear our hopes, no Pharaoh's tomb, 
Nor brass could build so sure a name ; 

But, soon or late, a sad collapse, 
And great the ruin of the same. 



" OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABES." 85 

Ah such is life ! Oh, sad and strange 

That Love and Wisdom so ordain ! 
Some ere the Builder's hands have yet 

One card against another lain ; 

Some when the house is tiny still ; 

Some when you've built a little more ; 
And some when patience hath achieved 

A second, third, or higher floor. 

Or should you win the topmost stage, 

Yet is the strength but toil and pain 
And here the tiny voice rejoined, 

" But I can build it up again." 

My height of awe was reached. Can babes 

Behold what reason scans in vain ? 
Ah, childhood is divine, I thought, 

Yes, Li/zie. build it up again! 

F. C. T. 



86 



gun I Consciousness. 



RATHER more than two years ago we considered* in these pages the 
theory originally propounded by Sir Henry Holland, but then recently 
advocated by Dr. Browri-Sequard, of New York, that we have two brains, 
each perfectly sufficient for the full performance of mental functions. We 
did not for our own part either advocate or oppose that theory, but 
simply considered the facts which had been urged in support of it, or 
which then occurred to us as bearing upon it, whether for or against. 
We showed, however, that some classes of phenomena which had been 
quoted in support of the theory seemed in reality opposed to it when all 
the circumstances were considered. For example, Browii-Sequard had 
referred to some of those well-known cases in which during severe illness 
a language forgotten in the patient's ordinary condition had been recalled, 
the recollection of the language enduring only while the illness lasted. 
We pointed to a case in which there had not been two mental conditions 
only, as indicated by the language of the patient, but three ; the person in 
question having in the beginning of his illness spoken. English only, in 
the middle of his illness French only, and on the day of his death Italian 
only (the language of his childhood). The interpretation of that case, 
and of others of a similar kind, must, we remarked, be very different 
from that which Brown-Sequard assigned, perhaps correctly, " to cases 
of twofold mental life." A case of the last-named kind has recently been 
discussed in scientific circles, which appears to us to bear very forcibly on 
the question whether Holland's theory of a dual brain is correct. We pro- 
pose briefly to describe and examine this case, and some others belonging to 
the same class, two of which were touched upon in our former essay, but 
slightly only, as forming but a small part of the evidence dealt with by 
Brown-Sequard, whose arguments we were then considering. We wish 
now to deal, not with the question of the duality of the brain, but with 
the more general question of dual or intermittent consciousness. 

Among the cases dealt with by Brown-Sequard was that of a boy at 
Netting Hill, who had two mental lives. Neither life presented anything 
specially remarkable in itself. The boy was a well-mannered lad in his 
abnormal as well as in his normal condition, or one might almost 
say (as will appear more clearly after other cases have been considered) 
that the two boys were quiet and well-behaved. But the two mental 
lives were entirely distinct. In his normal condition the boy remembered 

*See the Cornhill Magazine for September, 1874. 



DUAL CONSCIOUSNESS 87 

nothing which had happened in his abnormal condition ; and vice versd, 
in his abnormal condition he remembered nothing which had happened 
in his normal condition. He changed from either condition to the other 
in the same manner. " The head was seen to fall suddenly, and his eyes 
closed, but he remained erect if standing at the time, or if sitting he 
remained in that position (if talking, he stopped for a while, and if 
moving, he stopped moving) ; and after .a minute or two his head rose, 
he started up, opened his eyes, and wa.s wideawake again." "While 
the head was drooped, he appeared as if either sleeping or falling asleep. 
He remained in the abnormal state for a period which varied between 
one hour and three hours ; it appears that every day, or nearly every day, 
he fell once into his abnormal condition. 

This case need not detain us long ; but there are some points in it 
which deserve more attention than they seem to have received from Dr. 
Brown- Sequard. It is clear that if the normal and abnormal mental lives 
of this boy had been entirely distinct, then in the abnormal condition he 
would have been ignorant and in those points in which manners depend 
on training ill-mannered. He would have known only, in this condition, 
what he had learned in this condition ; and as only about a tenth part of his 
life was passed in the abnormal condition, and presumably that portion 
of his life not usually selected as a suitable time for teaching him, the 
abnormal boy would of necessity be much more backward in all things 
which the young are taught than the normal boy. As nothing of this 
kind was noted, it would appear probable that the boy's earlier years 
were common to both lives, and that his unconsciousness of his ordinary 
life during the abnormal condition extended only to those parts of his 
ordinary life which had passed since these seizures had begun. Un- 
fortunately Brown-Sequard's account does not mention when this had 
happened. 

It does not appear that the dual brain theory is required so far as 
this case is concerned. The phenomena seem rather to suggest a peculiarity 
in the circulation of the brain corresponding in some degree to the condition 
probably prevailing during somnambulism or hypnotism, though with 
characteristic differences. It may at least be said that no more valid 
reason exists for regarding this boy's case as illustrating the dis- 
tinctive duality of the brain than for so regarding some of the more 
remarkable cases of somnambulism ; for though these differ in certain 
respects from the boy's case, they resemble it in the circumstances on 
which Brown-Sequard's argument is founded. Speaking generally of hyp- 
notism, that is, of somnambulism artificially produced, Dr. Carpenter 
says, " In hypnotism, as in ordinary somnambulism, no remembrance 
whatever is preserved, in the waking state, of anything that may have 
occurred during its continuance ; although the previous train of thought 
may be taken up and continued uninterruptedly on the next occasion 
when hypnotism is induced." In these respects, the phenomena of 
hypnotism precisely ros n mble those of dual consciousness as observed in 



88 DUAL CONSCIOUSNESS. 

the boy's ease. In what follows we observe features of divergence. Thus 
" when the mind is not excited to activity by the stimulus of external 
impressions, the hypnotized subject appears to be profoundly asleep ; a 
state of complete torpor, in fact, being usually the first result of the 
process just described, and any subsequent manifestation of activity being 
procurable only by the prompting of the operator. The hypnotized subject, 
too, rarely opens his eyes ; his bodily movements are visually slow ; his 
mental operations require a considerable time for their performance > 
and there is altogether an appearance of heaviness about him, which 
contrasts strongly with the comparatively wide-awake air of him who has 
not passed beyond the ordinary biological state." 

It would not be easy to find an exact parallel to the case of the two- 
lived boy in any recorded instance of somnambulism. In fact, it is to be 
remembered that recorded instances of mental phenomena are all selected 
for the very reason that they are exceptional, so that it would be unreason- 
able to expect them closely to resemble each other. One case, however, 
may be cited, which in certain points resembles the case of Dr. Brown- 
Sequard's patient. It occurred within Dr. Carpenter's own experience. 
A young lady of highly nervous temperament suffered from a long and 
severe illness, characterized by all the most marked forms of hysterical 
disorder. In the course of this illness came a time when she had a 
succession of somnambulistic seizures. " The state of somnambulism 
usually supervened in this case in the waking state, instead of arising, as 
it more commonly does, out of the conditions of ordinary sleep. In this 
condition, her ideas were at first entirely fixed upon one subject the death 
of her only brother, which had occurred some years previously. To this 
brother she had been very strongly attached ; she had nursed him in his 
last illness ; and it was perhaps the return of the anniversary of his 
death, about the time when the somnambulism first occurred, that gave 
to her thoughts that particular direction. She talked constantly of him, 
retraced all the circumstances of his illness, and was unconscious of any- 
thing that was said to her which had not reference to this subject. . . . 
Although her eyes were open, she recognised no one in this state, not 
even her own sister, who, it should be mentioned, had not been at home 
at the time of her brother's last illness." (It will presently appear, how- 
ever, that she was able to recognise those who were about her during 
these attacks, since she retained ill-feeling against one of them ; more- 
over, the sentences which immediately follow suggest that the sense of 
sight was not dormant.) " It happened on one occasion, that when she 
passed into this condition, her sister, who was present, was wearing a 
locket containing some of their deceased brother's hair. As soon as she 
perceived this locket, she made a violent snatch at it, and would not be 
satisfied until she had got it into her possession, when she began to talk 
to it in the most endearing and even extravagant terms. Her feelings 
were so strongly excited on this subject that it was deemed prudent 
to check them ; and as she was inaccessible to all entreaties for the 



DUAL CONSCIOUSNESS. 89 

relinquishrnent of the locket, force was employed to obtain it from her. 
She was so determined, however, not to give it up, and was so angry at 
the gentle violence used, that it was found necessary to abandon the 
attempt, and having become calmer after a time she passed off into 
ordinary sleep. Before going to sleep, however, she placed the locket 
under her pillow, remarking, ' Now I have hid it safely, and they shall 
not take it from me.' On awaking in the morning, she had not the 
slightest consciousness of what had passed ; but the impression of the 
excited feelings still remained ; for she remarked to her sister : ' I cannot 
tell what it is that makes me feel so, but every time that S. comes near 
me, I have a kind of shuddering sensation ; ' the individual named being 
a servant, whose constant attention to her had given rise to a feeling of 
strong attachment on the side of the invalid, but who had been the chief 
actor in the scene of the previous evening. This feeling wore off in the 
course of a day or two. A few days afterwards, the somnambulism 
again returned; and the patient being upon her bed at the time, 
immediately began to search for the locket under her pillow." As it had 
been removed in the interval, " she was unable to find it ; at which she 
expressed great disappointment, and continued searching for it, "with the 
remark, ' It must be there ; I put it there myself a few minutes ago, and 
no one can have taken it away.' In this state the pi'esence of S. renewed 
her previous feelings of anger ; and it was only by sending S. out of the 
room that she could be calmed, and induced to sleep. The patient was 
the subject of many subsequent attacks, in eveiy one of which the anger 
against S. revived, until the current of thought changed, no longer run- 
ning exclusively upon what related to her brother, but becoming capable 
of direction by suggestions of various kinds presented to her mind, either 
in conversation, or, more directly, through the several organs of sense." 

We have been particular in quoting the above account, because it 
appears to us to illustrate well, not only the relation between the phenomena 
of dual consciousness and somnambulism, but the dependence of either 
class of phenomena on the physical condition. If it should appear that 
dual consciousness is invariably associated with some disorder either of 
the nervous system or of the circulation, it would be impossible, or at 
least very difficult, to maintain Brown- Sequard's explanation of the boy's 
case. For one can hardly imagine it possible that a disorder of the sort 
should be localised so far as the brain is concerned, while in other respects 
affecting the body generally. It so chances that the remarkable case 
recently dealt with by French men of science forms a sort of connecting 
link between the boy's case and the case just cited. It closely resembles 
the former in certain characteristic features, while it resembles the latter 
in the evidence which it affords of the influence of the physical condition 
on the phenomena of double consciousness. The original narrative by 
M. Azam is exceedingly prolix ; but it has been skilfully condensed by 
Mr. H. J. Slack, in the pages of a quarterly journal of science. We 
follow his version in the main. 

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90 DUAL CONSCIOUSNESS. 

The subject of the disorder, Felida X., was born in Bordeaux in 1843. 
Until the age of thirteen she differed in no respect from other girls. But 
about that time symptoms of hysterical disorder presented themselves, 
and although she was free from lung-disease, she was troubled with 
frequent spitting of blood. After this had continued about a year, she 
for the first time manifested the phenomena of double unconsciousness. 
Sharp pains attacked both temples, and in a few moments she became 
unconscious. This lasted ten minutes, after which she opened her 
eyes, and entered into what M. Azam calls her second state, in which she 
remained for an hour or two, after which the pains and unconsciousness 
came on again, and she returned to her ordinary condition. At intervals 
of about five or six days, such attacks were repeated ; and her relations 
noticed that her character and conduct during her abnormal state were 
changed. Finding also that in her usual condition she remembered 

o o 

nothing which had passed when she was in the other state, they thought 
she was becoming idiotic ; and presently called in M. Azam, who was 
connected with a lunatic asylum. Fortunately he was not so enthusiastic 
a student of mental aberration as to recognise a case for the lunatic 
asylum in every instance of phenomenal mental action. He found Felida 
intelligent, but melancholy, morose, and taciturn, very industrious, and 
with a strong will. She was very anxious about her bodily health. At 
this time the mental changes occxirred more frequently than before. 
Nearly every day, as she sat with her work on her knees, a violent 
pain shot suddenly through her temples, her head dropped upon her 
breast, her arms fell by her side, and she passed into a sort of sleep, from 
which neither noises, pinches, nor pricks could awaken her. This condition 
lasted now only two or three minutes. " She woke up in quite another 
state, smiling gaily, speaking briskly, and trilling (fredonnant) over her 
work, which she recommenced at the point where she left it. She would 
get up, walk actively, and scarcely complained of any of the pains she had 
suffered so severely a few minutes before. She busied herself about the 
house, paid calls, and behaved like a healthy young girl of her age. In 
this state she remembered perfectly all that had happened in her two 
conditions." (In this respect her case is distinct from both the former, and 
is quite exceptional. In fact, the inclusion of the consciousness of both 
conditions during the continuance of one condition only, renders her case 
not, strictly speaking, one of double consciousness, the two conditions not 
being perfectly distinct from each other.) " In this second life, as in the 
other, her moral and intellectual faculties, though different, were in- 
contestably sound. After a time (which in 1858 lasted three or four 
hours), her gaiety disappeared, the torpor suddenly ensued, and in two or 
three minutes she opened her eyes and re-entered her ordinary life, 
resuming any work she was engaged 'in just where she left off. In this 
state she bemoaned her condition, and was quite unconscious of what 
had passed in the previous state. If asked to continue a ballad she had 
been singing she knew nothing about it, and if she had received a visitor 



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she believed she had seen no one. The forgetfulness extended to every- 
thing which happened during her second state, and not to any ideas or 
information acquired before her illness." Thus her early life was held in 
remembrance during both her conditions, her consciousness in these two 
conditions being in this respect single ; in her second or less usual condition 
she remembered also all the events of her life, including what had passed 
since these seizures began ; and it was only in her more usual condition 
that a portion of her life was lost to her that, namely, which had passed 
during her second condition. In 1858 a new phenomenon was occasionally 
noticed as occasionally occurring she woxild sometimes wake from her 
second condition in a fit of terror, recognising no one but her husband. 
The terror did not last long, however ; and during sixteen years of her 
married life her husband only noticed this terror on thirty occasions. 

A painful circumstance preceding her marriage somewhat forcibly 
exhibited the distinction between her two states of consciousness. Rigid 
in morality during her usual condition, she was shocked by the insults 
of a brutal neighbour, who told her of a confession made to M. Azam 
during her second condition, and accused her of shamming innocence. 
The attack unfortunately but too well founded as far as facts were con- 
cerned brought on violent convulsions, which required medical attend- 
ance during two or three hours. It is important to notice the difference 
thus indicated between the character of the personalities corresponding to 
her two conditions. " Her moral faculties," says M. Azam, " were in- 
contestably sound in her second life, though different," by which, be it 
understood, he means simply that her sense of right and wrong was just 
during her second condition, not of course that her conduct was irre- 
proachable. She was in this condition, as in the other, altogether 
responsible for her actions. But her power of self-control, or rather 
perhaps the relative power of her will as compared with tendencies to 
wrong-doing, was manifestly weaker during her second condition. In 
fact, in one condition she was oppressed and saddened by pain and anxiety, 
whereas in the other she was almost free from pain, gay, light-hearted, 
and hopeful. Now we cannot altogether agree with Mr. Slack's remark, 
that if, during her second state, " she had committed a robbery or an 
assassination, no moral responsibility could have been assumed to rest upon 
her with any certainty, by any one acquainted with her history," for her 
1 moral faculties in her second condition being incontestably sound, she was 
clearly responsible for her actions while in that condition. But certainly 
the question of punishment for such an offence would be not a little compli- 
cated by her twofold personality. To the woman in her ordinary condition, 
remembering nothing of the crime committed (on the supposition we are 
dealing with), in her abnormal condition, punishment for that crime would 
certainly seem unjust, seeing that her liability to enter into that condition 
had not in any degree depended on her own will. The drunkard who, 
waking in the morning with no recollection of the events of the past 
night, finds himself in gaol for some crime committed during that time. 



92 DUAL CONSCIOUSNESS. 

although he may think the punishment he has to endure severe mea- 
sure for a crime of which in his ordinary condition he is incapable, 
knows at least that he is responsible for placing himself under that influ- 
ence which made the crime possible. Supposing even he had not had 
sufficient experience of his own character when under the influence of 
liquor to have reason to fear he might be guilty of the offence, he yet 
perceives that to make intoxication under any circumstances an excuse 
for crime would be most dangerous to the community, and that he suffers 
punishment justly. But the case of dual consciousness is altogether 
different, and certainly where responsibility exists under both conditions, 
while yet impulse and the restraining power of will are differently related 
in one and the other condition, the problem of satisfying justice is a most 
perplexing one. Here are in effect two different persons residing in one 
body, and it is impossible to punish one without punishing the other 
also. Supposing justice waited until the abnormal condition was resumed, 
then the offender would probably recognise the justice of punishment ; 
but if the effects of the punishment continued until the usual condition 
returned, a person would suffer who was conscious of no crime. If the 
offence were murder, and if capital punishment were inflicted, the ordi- 
nary individuality, innocent entirely of murder, would be extinguished 
along with the first, a manifest injustice. As Huxley says of a similar 
case, " the problem of responsibility is here as complicated as that of the 
prince-bishop, who swore as a prince and not as a bishop. ' But, your 
highness, if the prince is damned, what will become of the bishop ? ' said 
the peasant." * 

It does not appear to us that there is in the case of Felida X. any 
valid reason for regarding the theory of two brains as the only available 
explanation. It is a noteworthy circumstance that the pains preceding 
each change of condition affected both sides of the head. Some modifi- 
cation of the circulation seems suggested as the true explanation of the 
changes in condition, though the precise nature of such modification, or 
how it may have been brought about, would probably be very difficult to 
determine. The state of health, however, on which the attacks depended 
seems to have affected the whole body of the patient, and the case pre- 
sents no features suggesting any lateral localisation of the cerebral changes. 
On the other hand, the case of Sergeant F. (a few of the circumstances 
of which were mentioned in our essay entitled " Have we two Brains ? "), 
seems to correspond with Dr. Holland's theory, though that theory is far 
from explaining all the circumstances. The man was woxinded by a 
bii],let which fractured his l e ft parietal bone, and his right arm and leg 
were almost immediately paralysed. When he recovered consciousness 

* Should any doubt whether these conditions of dual existence are a reality (a 
doubt, however, which the next case dealt with in the text should remove), we would 
remind them that a similar difficulty unmistakably existed in the case of Eng and 
Chang, the Siamese twins. It would have been almost impossible- to inflict any 
punishment on one by which the other would not suffer, and capital punishment 
inflicted on one would have involved the death of the other. 



DUAL CONSCIOUSNESS 1 . 93 

three weeks later, the right side of the body was completely paralysed, 
and remained so for a year. These circumstances indicate that the cause 
of the mischief still existing is the shock which the left side of the brain 
received when the man was wounded. The right side may have learned 
(as it were) to exercise the functions formerly belonging to the left side, 
and thus may have passed away the paralysis affecting the right side 
until this had happened. These points are discussed in the essay above 
named, however, and need not here detain us. Others which were not 
then dealt with may now be noted with advantage. We would specially 
note some which render it doubtful whether in the abnormal condition 
the man's brain acts at all, whether in fact his condition, so far as con- 
sciousness was concerned, is not similar to that of a frog deprived of its 
brain in a certain well-known experiment. (This appears to be the 
opinion to which Professor Huxley inclines, though, with proper scientific 
caution, he seems disposed to suspend his judgment.) The facts are very 
singular, whatever the explanation may be. 

In the normal condition, the man is what he was before he was 
wounded an intelligent, kindly fellow, performing satisfactorily the duties 
of a hospital attendant. The abnormal state is ushered in by pains in the 
forehead, as if caused by the constriction of a band of iron. In this state 
the eyes are open and the pupils dilated. (The reader will remember 
Charles Reade's description of David Dodd'seyes, "like those of a seal.") 
The eyeballs work incessantly, and the jaws maintain a chewing motion. 
If the man is en pays de con^aissance, he walks about as usual ; but in a 
new place, or if obstacles are set in his way, he stumbles, feels about 
with his hands, and so finds his way. He offers no resistance to any 
forces which may act upon him, and shows no signs of pain if pins are 
thrust into his body by kindly experiment3rs. No noise affects him. 
He eats and drinks apparently without tasting or smelling his food, 
accepting assafcetida or vinegar as readily as the finest claret. He is sen- 
sible to light only under certain conditions. But the sense of touch is 
strangely exalted (in all respects apparently except as to sensations of 
pain or pleasure), taking in fact the place of all the other senses. We 
say the sense of touch, but it is not clear whether there is any real sen- 
sation at all. The man appears in the abnormal condition to be a mere 
machine. This is strikingly exemplified in the following case, which we 
translate directly from Dr. Mesnet's account : " He was walking in the 
garden under a group of trees, and his stick, which lie had dropped a 
few minutes before, was placed in his hands. He feels it, moves his hand 
several times along the bent handle of the stick, becomes watchful, setJas 
to listen, suddenly he calls out, ' Henry ! ' then, ' There they are ! there 
are at least a scoie of them ! join us two, we shall manage it.' And 
then putting his hand behind his back as if to take a cartridge, he goes 
through the movement of loading his weapon, lays himself flat on the 
grass, his head concealed by a tree, in the posture of a sharpshooter, and 
with shouldered weapon follows all the movements of the enemy whom 



94 DUAL CONSCIOUSNESS. 

lie fancies he sees at a short distance." This, however, is an assumption, 
the man cannot in this state fancy he sees, unless he has at least a recol- 
lection of the sensation of sight, and this would imply cerebral activity. 
Huxley, more cautious, says justly that the question arises " whether the 
series of actions constituting this singular pantomime was accompanied 
by the ordinary states of consciousness, the appropriate train of ideas or 
not 1 Did the man dream that he Avas skirmishing ? or was he in the 
condition of one of Vaucouson's automata a mechanism worked by 
molecular changes in his nervous system 1 The analogy of the frog shows 
that the latter assumption is perfectly justifiable." 

The pantomimic actions just related corresponded to what probably 
happened a few moments before the man was wounded ; but this human 
automaton (so to call him, without theorising as to his actual condition) 
goes through other performances. He has a good voice, and was at one 
time a singer in a cafe. " In one of his abnormal states he was observed 
to begin humming a tune. He then went to his room, dressed himself 
carefully, and took up some parts of a periodical novel which lay on his 
bed, as if he were trying to find something. Dr. Mesuet, suspecting that 
he was seeking his music, made up one of these into a roll and put it into 
his hand. He appeared satisfied, took up his cane and went downstairs 
to the door. Here Dr. Mesnet turned him round, and he walked quite 
contentedly in the opposite direction, towards the room of the concierge. 
The light of the sun shining through a window now happened to fall 
upon him, and seemed to suggest the footlights of the stage on which he 
was accustomed to make his appearance. He stopped, opened his roll of 
imaginary music, put himself into the attitude of a singer, and sung, with 
perfect execution, three songs, one after the other. After which he wiped 
his face with his handkerchief and drank, without a grimace, a tumbler 
of strong vinegar and water which was put into his hand." 

But the most remarkable part of the whole story is that which 
follows. " Sitting at a table in one of his abnormal states, Sergeant F. . 
took up a pen, felt for paper and ink, and began to write a letter to his 
general, in which he recommended himself for a medal on account of his 
good conduct and courage." (Rather a strange thing, by the way, for a 
mere automaton to do.) "It occurred to Dr. Mesnet to ascertain ex- 
perimentally how far vision was concerned in this act of writing. He 
therefore interposed a screen between the man's eyes and his hands ; under 
these circumstances, F. went on writing for a short time, but the words 
became illegible, and he finally stopped, without manifesting any discon- 
tent. On the withdrawal of the screen, he began to write again where 
he had left off. The substitution of water for ink in the inkstand had a 
similar result. He stopped, looked at his pen, wiped it on his coat, 
dipped it in the water, and began again with a similar result. On 
another occasion, he began to write upon the topmost of ten super- 
imposed sheets of paper. After he had written a line or two, this sheet 
was siiddenly drawn away. There was a slight expression of surprise. 



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but he continued his letter on the second sheet exactly as if it had been 
the first. This operation was repeated five times, so that the fifth sheet 
contained nothing but the writer's signature at the bottom of the page. 
Nevertheless, when the signature was finished, his eyes turned to the 
top of the blank sheet, and he went through the form of reading what he 
had written a movement of the lips accompanying each word ; more- 
over, with his pen, he put in such corrections as were needed, in that 
part of the blank page which corresponded with the position of the 
words which required correction in the sheets which had been taken 
away. If the five sheets had been transparent, therefore, they would, 
when superposed, have formed a properly written and corrected letter. 
Immediately after he had written his letter, F. got up, walked down to 
the garden, made himself a cigarette, lighted and smoked it. He was 
about to prepare another, but sought in vain for his tobacco-pouch, 
which had been purposely taken away. The pouch was now thrust 
before his eyes and put under his nose, but he neither saw nor smelt it ; 
when, however, it was placed in Ms hand, he at once seized it, made a 
fresh cigarette, and ignited a match to light the latter. The match was 
blown out, and another lighted match placed close before his eyes, but 
he made no attempt to take it ; and if his cigarette was lighted for him, 
he made no attempt to smoke. All x this time his eyes were vacant, and 
neither winked nor exhibited any contraction of the pupil." 

These and other similar experiments are explained by Dr. Mesnet 
(and Professor Huxley appears to agree with him) by the theory that 
F. " sees some things and not others ; that the sense of sight is accessible 
to all things which are brought into relation with him by the sense of 
touch, and, on the contrary, insensible to all things which lie outside 
this relation." It seems to us that the evidence scarcely supports this 
conclusion. In every case where F. appears to see, it is quite possible 
that in reality he is guided entirely by the sense of touch. All the 
circumstances accord much better with this explanation than with the 
theory that the sense of sight was in any way affected. Thus the sun- 
light shining through the window must have affected the sense of touch, 
and in a manner similar to what F. had experienced when before the 
footlights of the stage, where he was accustomed to appear as a singer. 
In this respect there was a much closer resemblance between the effect 
of sunlight and that of the light from footlights, than in the circum- 
stances under which both sources of light affect the sense of sight. For 
in one case the light came from above, in the other from below ; the 
heat would in neither case be sensibly localised. Again, when a screen 
was interposed between his eyes and the paper on which he was writing, 
he probably became conscious of its presence in the same way that a 
blind man is conscious of the presence of objects near him, even in some 
cases of objects quite remote, by some subtle effects discernible by the 
sense of touch excited to abnormal relative activity in the absence of 
impressions derived from the sense of sight. It is true that one might 



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have expected him to continue writing legibly, notwithstanding the 
interposed screen ; but the consciousness of the existence of what in his 
normal condition would effectually have prevented his writing legibly, 
would be sufficient to explain his failure. If, while in full possession of 
all our senses, the expectation of failure quite commonly causes failure, 
how much more likely would this be to happen to a man in F.'s unfor- 
tunate abnormal condition. The sense of touch again would suffice to 
indicate the presence of water instead of ink in his pen when he was 
writing We question whether the difference might not be recognised 
by any person of sensitive touch after a little practice ; but certainly a 
blind man, whose sense of touch was abnormally developed, would 
recognise the difference, as we know from experiments which have 
indicated even greater delicacy of perception than would be required for 
this purpose. The experiment with superposed sheets of paper is more 
remarkable than any of the others, but certainly does not suggest that 
light makes any impression iipon Sergeant F. It proves, in fact, so far 
as any experiment could prove such a point, that the sense of touch 
alone regulates the man's movements. Unconscious of any change 
(because, after the momentary surprise produced by the withdrawal of 
the paper, he still found he had paper to write on) he continued _wri ting. 
He certainly did not in this case, as Dr. Mesnet suggests, see all things 
which are brought into relation with him by the sense of touch ; for if 
he had, he would not have continued to write when he found the words 
already written no longer discernible. 

On the whole, it appears reasonable to conclude, as Professor Huxley 
does, that though F. may be conscious in his abnormal state, he may 
also be a mere automaton for the time being. The only circumstance 
which seems to oppose itself very markedly to the latter view is the 
letter-writing. Everything else that this man did was what he had 
already done prior to the accident. If it could be shown that the letters 
written in his abnormal state were transcripts, not merely verbatim et 
literatim, biit exact in every point, of some which he had written before 
he was wounded, then a strong case would be made out for the automa- 
ton theory. Certainly few instances have come under the experience of 
scientific men where a human being has so closely resembled a mere 
machine as this man appears to do in his abnormal condition. 

The moral nature of F. in his abnormal condition is for this reason 
a matter of less interest than it would be, did he show more of the 
semblance of conscious humanity. Still it is worthy of notice, that, 
whereas in his normal condition he is a perfectly honest man, in his 
abnormal state " he is an inveterate thief, stealing and hiding away 
whatever he can lay hands on with much dexterity, and with an abso- 
lutely absurd indifference as to whether the property is his own or not." 
It will be observed that the cases of dual consciousness thus far 
considered, though alike in some respects, present characteristic diver- 
gencies. In that of the boy at Norwood, the two characters were very 



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similar, so far as can be judged, and each life was distinct from the other. 
The next case was only introduced to illustrate the resemblance in 
certain respects between the phenomena of somnambulism and those of 
double or rather alternating consciousness. The woman Felida X. 
changed markedly in character when she passed from one state to 
the other. Her case was also distinguished from that of the boy, by the 
circumstance that in one state she was conscious of what had passed in 
the other, but while in this other state was unconscious of what had 
passed in the former. Lastly, in Sergeant F.'s case we have to deal with 
the effect of an injury to the brain, and find a much greater difference 
between the two conditions than in the other cases. Not only does the 
man change in character, but it may j ustly be said that he is little more 
than an animal, even if he can be regarded as more than a mere auto- 
maton while in the abnormal condition. We find that a similar variety 
characterizes other stories of double consciousness. Not only are no two 
cases closely alike, but no case has been noted which has not been 
distinguished by some very marked feature from all others. 

Thus, although in certain respects the case, we have next to consider 
resembles very significantly the case of Sergeant F., it also has a special 
significance of its own, and may help us to interpret the general problem 
presented to us by the phenomena of dual consciousness. We abridge 
and in some respects simplify the account given by Dr. Carpenter in his 
interesting treatise on Mental Physiology. Comments of our own are 
distinguished from the abridged narrative by being placed within 
brackets : 

A young woman of robust constitution had narrowly escaped drown- 
ing. She was insensible for six hours, and continued unwell after being 
restored to animation. Ten days later she was seized with a fit of com- 
plete stupor, which lasted four hours ; when she opened her eyes she 
seemed to recognise no one, and appeared to be utterly deprived of the 
senses of hearing, taste, and smell, as well as of the power of speech. 
Sight and touch remained, but though movements were excited and 
controlled by these senses, they seemed to arouse no ideas in her mind. 
In fact, her mental faculties seemed entirely suspended. Her vision at 
short distancas was quick, and the least touch startled her ; but unless 
she was touched or an object were placed where she could not help seeing 
it, she took no notice of what was passing around her. [It does not 
appear to us certain that at this stage of her illness she saw in the 
ordinary sense of the word ; the sense of touch may alone have been 
affected, as it certainly is affected to some degree by any object so placed 
that it could not but be seen by a short-sighted person. But it is clear 
that later the sense of sight was restored, supposing, which is not per- 
haps probable, that it was ever lost in the early stage.] She did not 
even know her own mother, who attended constantly upon her. Where- 
ever she was placed she remained. Her appetite was good, but [like F.] 
she ate indifferently whatever she was fed with, and took nauseous 



98 DUAL CONSCIOUSNESS. 

medicines as readily as agreeable food. Her movements were solely 
of the automatic kind. Thus, she swallowed food put into her mouth, 
but made no effort to feed herself. Yet when her mother had conveyed 
the spoon [in the patient's hand] a few times to her mouth, the patient 
continued the operation. It was necessary, however, to repeat this 
lesson every time she was fed, showing the complete absence of memory. 
" The very limited nature of her faculties, and the automatic life she 
was leading, appear further evident from the following particulars. One 
of her first acts on recovering from the fit had been to busy herself in 
picking the bedclothes; and as soon as she was able to sit up and be 
dressed, she continued the habit by incessantly picking some portion of 
her dress. She seemed to want an occupation for her fingers, and accord- 
ingly part of an old straw bonnet was given to her, which she pulled 
into pieces with great minuteness ; she was afterwards bountifully 
supplied with roses : she picked off the leaves, and then tore them up 
into the smallest particles imaginable. A few days subsequently, she 
began forming upon the table, out of those minute particles, rude figures 
of roses, and other common garden flowers ; she had never received any 
instructions in drawing. Roses not being so plentiful in London, waste 
pa.per and a pair of scissors were put into her hand, and for some days 
she found an occupation in cutting the paper into shreds ; after a time 
these cuttings assumed rude shapes and figures, and more particularly 
the shapes used in patchwork. At length she was supplied with proper 
materials for patchwork, and after some initiatory instruction, she took 
to her needle and to this employment in good earnest. She now laboured 
incessantly at patchwork from morning till night, and on Sundays and 
week-days, for she knew no difference of days ; nor could she be made 
to comprehend the difference. She had no remembrance from day to 
day of what she had been, doing on the previous day, and so every 
morning commenced de novo. Whatever she began, that she continued 
to work at while daylight lasted ; manifesting no uneasiness for anything 
to eat or drink, taking not the slightest heed of anything which was 
going on around her, but intent only on her patchwork." From this 
time she began to improve, learning like a child to register ideas. She 
presently learned worsted- work, and showed delight in the harmony of 
colours and considerable taste in selecting between good and bad pat- 
terns. After a while she began to devise patterns of her own. But she 
still had no memory from day to day of what she had done, and unless 
the unfinished work of one day was set before her on the next, she would 
begin something new. 

And now, for the first time, ideas derived from her life before her 
illness seemed to be awakened within her. When pictures of flowers, 
trees, and animals were shown her, she was pleased ; but when she was 
shown a landscape in which there was a river or a troubled sea, she 
became violently agitated, and a fit of spasmodic rigidity and insensi- 
bility immediately followed. The mere sight of water in motion made 



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her shudder. Again, from an early stage of her illness she had derived 
pleasure from the proximity of a young man to whom she had been 
attached. At a time when she did not remember from one hour to 
another what she was doing, she would anxiously await his evening 
visit, and be fretful if he failed to pay it. When, during her removal 
to the country, she lost sight of him, she became unhappy and suffered 
from frequent fits ; on the other hand, when he remained constantly 
near her, she improved in health, and early associations were gradually 
awakened. 

At length a day came when she uttered her first words in this her 
second life. She had learned to take heed of objects and persons around 
her ; and on one occasion, seeing her mother excessively agitated, she be- 
came excited herself, and suddenly, yet hesitatingly, exclaimed, " What's 
the matter !" After this she began to articulate a few words. For a 
time she called every object and person "this," then gave their right 
names to wild flowers (of which she had been passionately fond when a 
child), and this " at a time when she exhibited nof the least recollection 
of the ' old familiar friends and places ' of her childhood." The gradual 
expansion of her intellect was manifested chiefly at this time in signs of 
emotional excitement, frequently followed by attacks of spasmodic 
rigidity and insensibility. 

It was through the emotions that the patient was restored to the 
consciousness of her former self. She became aware that her lover was 
paying attention to another woman, and the emotion of jealousy was so 
strongly excited that she had a fit of insensibility which resembled her 
first attack in duration and severity. But it restored her to herself. 
" When the insensibility passed off she was no longer spell-bound. .The 
veil of oblivion was withdrawn ; and, as if awakening from a sleep of 
twelve months' duration, she found herself surrounded by her grand- 
father, grandmother, and their familiar friends and acquaintances. She 
awoke in the possession of her natural faculties and former knowledge ; 
but without the slightest remembrance of anything which had taken 
place in the year's interval, from the invasion of the first fit to the [then] 
present time. She spoke, but she heard not ; she was still deaf, but being 
able to read and write as formerly, she was no longer cut off from com- 
munication with others. From this time she rapidly improved, but for 
some time continued deaf. She soon perfectly understood by the motion 
of her lips what her mother said ; they conversed with facility and quick- 
ness together, but she did not understand the language of the lips of a 
stranger. She was completely unaware of the change in her lover's 
affections which had taken place in her state of second consciousness ; 
and a painful explanation was necessary. This, however, she bore very 
well ; and she has since recovered her previous bodily and mental health." 

There is little in this interesting narrative to suggest that the duality 
of consciousness in this case was in any way dependent on the duality of 
the brain. During the patient's abnormal condition the functions of the 



100 DUAL CONSCIOUSNESS. 

brain [proper] would seem to have been for a time in complete abeyance, 
and then to have been gradually restored. One can perceive no reason 
for supposing that the shock she had sustained would affect one side 
rather than the other side of the brain, nor why her recovery should 
restore one side to activity and cause the side which (in the dual brain 
hypothesis) had been active during her second condition to resume its 
original activity. The phenomena appear to suggest that in some way 
the molecular arrangement of the brain matter became modified during 
her second condition ; and that when the original arrangement was 
restored all recognisable traces of impressions received while the abnormal 
arrangement lasted were obliterated. As Mr. Slack presents one form 
of this idea, " the grey matter of the brain may have its molecules 
arranged in patterns somewhat analogous to those of steel filings under 
the influence of a magnet, but in some way the direction of the forces 
or vibrations may be changed in them. The pattern will then be 
different." We know certainly that thought and sensation depend on 
material processes, chemical reactions between the blood and the mus- 
cular tissues. Without the free circulation of blood in the brain, there 
can be neither clear thought nor ready sensation. With changes in the 
nature of the circulation come changes in the quality of thought and the 
nature of sensation, and with them the emotions are changed also. Such 
changes affect all of us to some degree. It may well be that such cases 
as we have been dealing with are simply instances of the exaggerated 
operation of causes with which we are all familiar ; and it may also be that 
in the exaggeration itself of these causes of change lies the explanation of 
the characteristic peculiarity of cases of dual consciousness, the circum- 
stance namely that. either the two states of consciousness are absolutely 
distinct one from the other, or that in one state only are events remem- 
bered which happened in the other, no recollection whatever remaining 
in this latter state of what happened in the other, or, lastly, that only 
faint impressions excited by some intense emotion experienced in one 
state remain in the other state. 

It seems possible, also, that some cases of another kind may find their 
explanation in this direction, as, for instance, cases in Avhich, through some 
strange sympathy, the brain of one person so responds to the thoughts 
of another that for the time being the personality of the person thus 
influenced may be regarded as in effect changed into that of the person 
producing the influence. Thus, in one singular case cited by Dr. 
Carpenter, a lady was " metamorphosed into the worthy clergyman on 
whose ministry she attended " (sic), " and with whom she was personally 
intimate. I shall never forget," he says, " the intensity of the lacka- 
daisical tone in which she replied to the matrimonial counsels of the 
physician to whom he (she) had been led to give a long detail of his (her) 
hypochondriacal symptoms : ' A wife for a dying man, doctor.' No 
intentional simulation could have approached the exactness of the imi- 
tation alike in tone, mannei*s, and language, which spontaneously pro- 



DUAL CONSCIOUSNESS. 101 

ceeded from the idea with which the fair subject was possessed, that she 
herself experienced all the discomforts whose detail she had doubtless 
frequently heard from the real sufferer." The same lady, at Dr. 
Carpenter's request, mentally " ascended in a ^balloon and proceeded to 
the North Pole in search of Sir John Franklin,' whom she found alive ; 
and her description of his appearance and that of his companions was 
given with an inimitable expression of sorrow and pity." 

It appears to us that very great interest attaches to the researches 
made by Prof. Barrett into cases of this kind, and that it is in this 
direction we are to look for the explanation of many mysterious pheno- 
mena formerly regarded as supernatural, but probably all admitting (at 
least all that have been properly authenticated) of being interpreted so 
soon as the circumstances on which consciousness depends shall have been, 
determined. Thus the following account of experiments made at the 
village school in "VVestmeath seem especially suggestive : " Selecting 
some of the village children, and placing them in a quiet room, giving 
each some small object to look at steadily, he found one amongst the 
number who readily passed into a state of reverie. In that state the 
subject could be made to believe the most extravagant statements, such 
as that the table was a mountain, a chair a pony, a mark on the floor an 
insuperable obstacle. The girl thus mesmerised passed on the second 
occasion into a state of deeper sleep or trance, wherein no sensation 
whatever was experienced, unless accompanied by pressure on the eye- 
brows of the subject. When the pressure of the fingers was removed, 
the girl fell back in her chair utterly unconscious of all around, and had 
lost all control over her voluntary muscles. On reapplying the pressure, 
though her eyes remained closed, she sat up and answered questions 
readily, but the manner in which she answered them, her acts and 
expressions, were capable of wonderful diversity, by merely altering the 
place on the head where the pressure was applied. So sudden and 
marked were the changes produced by a movement of the fingers that the 
operation seemed very like playing on some musical instrument. On a 
third occasion the subject, after passing through these, which have been 
termed the biological and phrenological states, became at length keenly 
and wonderfully sensitive to the voice and acts of the operator. It was 
impossible for the latter to call the girl by her name, however faintly and 
inaudibly to those around, without at once eliciting a prompt response. 
If the operator tasted, smelt, or touched anything, or experiened any 
sudden sensation of warmth or cold, a corresponding effect was produced 
on the subject, though nothing was said, nor could the subject have seen 
what had occurred to the operator. To be assured of this, he ban- 
daged the girl's eyes with great care, and the operator having gone 
behind the girl to the other end of the room, he watched him and the 
girl, and repeatedly assured himself of this fact." Thus far, Prof. 
Barrett's observations, depending in part on what the operator expe- 
rienced, may be open to just so much doubt as may affect our opinion of 



102 DUAL CONSCIOUSNESS. 

the veracity of a person unknown ; but in what follows we have his own 
experience alone to consider. " Having mesmerised the girl himself, he 
took a card at random from a pack which was in a drawer in another 
room. Glancing at the card to see what it was, he placed it within a 
book, and in that state brought it to the girl. Giving her the closed 
book, he asked her to tell him what he had put within its leaves. She 
held the book close to the side of her head, and said, ' I see something 
inside with red spots on it ; ' and she afterwards said there were five red 
spots on it. The card was the five of diamonds. The same result 
occurred with another card ; and when an Irish bank-note was substi- 
tuted for the card, she said, ' Oh, now I see a number of heads so many 
I cannot count them.' He found that she sometimes failed to guess 
correctly, asserting that the things were dim ; and she could give no 
information of what was within the book unless he had previously known 
what it was himself. More remarkable still, he asked her to go in 
imagination to Regent Street, in London, and tell him what shops she 
had seen. The girl had never been out of her remote village, but she 
correctly described to him Mr. Ladd's shop, of which he happened to be 
thinking, and mentioned the large clock that overhangs the entrance to 
Beak Street. In many other cases he convinced himself that the exist- 
ence of a distinct idea in his own mind gave rise to an image of the idea 
(that is, to a corresponding image) on the mind of the subject; not 
always a clear image, but one that could not fail to be recognised as a 
more or less distorted reflection of bis own thought." It is important to 
notice the limit which a scientific observer thus recognised in the range 
of the subject's perceptions. It has been stated that subjects in this con- 
dition have been able to describe occurrences not known to any person, 
which yet have been subsequently verified. Although some narratives 
of the kind have come from persons not likely to relate what they knew 
to be untrue, the possibility of error outweighs the probability that such 
narratives can really be true. There is a form of unconscious cerebra- 
tion by which untruthful narratives come to be concocted in the mind. 
For instance, Dr. Carpenter heard a scrupulously conscientious lady 
asseverate that a table " rapped " when nobody was within a yard of it ; 
but the story was disproved by the lady herself, who found from her 
note-book, recording what really took place, that the hands of six persons 
rested on the table when it rapped. And apart from the unconscious 
fiction-producing power of the mind, there is always the possibility, nay, 
often the extreme probability, that the facts of a case may be misunder- 
stood. Persons may be supposed to know nothing about an event who 
have been conscious of its every detail ; nay, a person may himse!f be 
unconscious of his having known, and in fact of his really knowing, of a 
particular event. Dual consciousness in this particular sense is a quite 
common experience, as, for instance, when a story is told us which we 
receive at first as new, until gradually the recollection dawns upon us, 
and becomes momentarily clearer and clearer, not only that we have 



DUAL CONSCIOUSNESS. 103 

heard it before, but of the circumstances under which we heard it, and 
even of details which the narrator from whom a few moments before we 
received it as a new story has omitted to mention.* 

The most important of all the questions depending on dual conscious- 
ness is one into which we could not properly enter at any length in 
these pages the question, namely, of the relation between the condition 
of the brain and responsibility, whether such responsibility be considered 
with reference to human laws or to a higher and all-knowing tribunal. 
But there are some points not wanting in interest which may be here more 
properly considered. 

In the first place it is to be noticed that a person who has passed into 
a state of abnormal consciousness, or who is in the habit of doing so, 
can have no knowledge of the fact in his normal condition except from 
the information of others. The boy at Norwood might be told of what 
he had said and done while in his less usual condition, but so far as any 
experience of his own was concerned he might during all that time have 
been in a profound sleep, Similarly of all the other cases. So that we 
have here the singular circumstance to consider, that a person may have 
to depend on the information of others respecting his own behaviour 
not during sleep or mental aberration or ordinary absence of mind but 
(in some cases at least) while in possession of all his faculties and while 
unquestionably responsible for his actions. Not only might a person 
find himself thus held responsible for actions of which he had no know- 
ledge, and perhaps undeservedly blamed or condemned, but he might find 
himself regarded as untruthful because of his perfectly honest denial of 
all knowledge of the conduct attributed to liim. If such cases were 
common, again, it would not improbably happen that the simulation of 
dual consciousness would become a frequent means of attempting to evade 
responsibility. 

Another curious point to be noticed is this. Supposing one subject 
to alternations of consciousness were told that in his abnormal condition 
he suffered intense pain or mental anguish in consequence of particular 

* An instance of the sort turns up in Pope's correspondence with Addison, and 
serves to explain a discrepancy between Tickcll's edition of the Spectator and the 
original. In No. 253, Addison had remarked that none of the critics had taken notice 
of a peculiarity in the description of Sisyphus lifting his stone up the hill, which is no 
sooner carried to the top of it but it immediately tumbles to the bottom. " This 
double motion," 883-3 Addison, " is admirably described in the numbers of those verses. 
In the four first it is heaved up by several spondees intermixed with proper breathing- 
places, and at last trundles down in a continual line of dactyls." On this Pope 
remarks : " I happened to find the -same in Dionysius of Ilalicarnassus's Treatise, who 
treats very largely upon these verses. I know you will think fit to soften your 
expression, when you see the passage, which you must needs have read, though it be 
since slipt out of your memory." These words, by the way, were the last (except " I 
am, with the utmost esteem, &c.'') ever addressed by Pope to Addison. It was in 
this letter that Pope with sly malice asked Addison to look over the first two books of 
his (Pope's) translation of Homer. 



104 DUAL CONSCIOUSNESS. 

actions during his normal state, how far would he be influenced to refrain 
from such actions by the fear of causing pain or sorrow to his " double," 
a being of whose pains and sorrows, nay, of whose very existence, he was 
unconscious 1 In ordinary life a man refrains from particular actions 
which have been followed by unpleasant consequences, reasoning, in some 
cases, " I will not dp so-and-so, because I suffered on such and such 
occasions when I did so " (we set religious considerations entirely on one 
side by assuming that the particular actions are not contrary to any 
moral law), in others, " I will not do so-and-so because my so doing on 
former occasions has caused trouble to my friend A or B : " but it is 
strange to imagine any one reasoning, " I will not do so-and-so because 
my so doing on former occasions has caused my second self to experience 
pain and anguish, of which I myself have not the slightest recollection." 
A man may care for his own well-being, or be unwilling to bring trouble 
on his friends, but who is that second self that his troubles should excite 
the sympathy of his fellow-consciousness 1 ? The considerations here 
touched on are not so entirely beyond ordinary experience as might be 
supposed. It may happen to any man to have occasion to enter into an 
apparently unconscious condition during which in reality severe pains 
may be suffered by another self, though on his return to his ordinary 
condition no recollection of those pains may remain, and though to all 
appearance he has been all the time in a state of absolute stupor; and it may 
be a reasonable question, not perhaps whether he or his double shall suffer 
such pains, but whether the body which both inhabit will suffer while he is 
unconscious or while that other consciousness comes into existence. That 
this is no imaginary supposition is shown by several cases in Abercrombie's 
treatise on the Intellectual Powers. Take, for instance, the following 
narrative : " A boy," he tells us, " at the age of four suffered fracture 
of the skull, for which he underwent the operation of the trepan. He 
was at the time in a state of perfect stupor, and after his recovery retained 
no recollection either of the accident or of the operation. At the age of 
fifteen, however, during the delirium of fever, he gave his mother an 
account of the operation, and the persons who were present at it, with a 
correct description of their dress, and other minute particulars. He had 
never been observed to allude to it before ; and no means were known by 
which he could have acquired the circumstances which he mentioned." 
Suppose one day a person in the deb'rium of fever or under some other 
exciting cause should describe to those around the tortiires experienced 
during some operation, when under the influence of anesthetics he had 
appeared to all around to be totally unconscious, dwelling in a special 
manner perhaps on the horror of pains accompanied by utter powerless- 
ness to shriek or groan, or even to move ; how far would the possibilities 
suggested by such a narrative influence one who had a painful operation 
to undergo, knowing as he would quite certainly, that whatever pains his 
alter ego might have to suffer, not the slightest recollection of them would 
remain in his ordinary condition ? 



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There is indeed almost as strange a mystery in unconsciousness as there 
is in the phenomena of dual consciousness. The man who has passed for a 
time into unconsciousness through a blow, or fall, or fit, cannot help 
asking himself like Bernard Langdon in that weird tale of Elsie Venner, 
" Where was the mind, the soul, the thinking principle all that time ? " 
It is irresistibly borne in upon him that he has been dead for a time. As 
Holmes reasons, " a man is stunned by a blow and becomes unconscious, 
another gets a harder blow and it kills him. Does he become unconscious 
too 1 ? If so, when, and how does he come to hits consciousness 1 The man 
who has had a slight and moderate blow comes to himself when the im- 
mediate shock passes off and the organs begin to work again, or when a 
bit of the skull is ' pried ' up, if that happens to be broken. Suppose 
the blow is hard enough to spoil the brain and stop the play of the organs, 
what happens then] " So far as physical science is concerned there is no 
answer to this question ; but physical science does not as yet comprehend 
all the knowable, and the knowable comprehends not all that has been, 
is, and will be. What we know and can know is nothing, the unknown 
and the unknowable are alike infinite. 



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Cant it 




CHAPTER XXII. 
MYSTIFIED. 

Y dear boy, said Mrs. 
Meredith, "I see svhat 
you are thinking of. 
You are young to settle 
in life, and about means 
there might be some 
difficulty ; but to see you 
happy I would make 
any sacrifice., Nothing 
is so important as to 
make a good choice, 
which you have done, 
thank God. That goes 
beyond every prudential 
consideration. Nothing 
else matters in com- 
parison ; " and, as she said this, tears stood in her soft eyes. It was 
a long speech for Mrs. Meredith. Oswald had come back to the drawing- 
room in a loose jacket, with some lingering odour of his cigar about 
him, to bid his mother good-night. She was standing by the man- 
telpiece with her candle in her hand, while he stood close by, looking 
down into the fire, caressing the down, scarcely developed into a moustache, 
on his upper lip, and thus hiding a conscious smile. 

" So you think my choice a good one, mother? " he said, with a laugh. 
Mrs. Meredith did not think him serious enough for such a serious 
moment ; but then how useless it is to go on contending with people 
because they will not feel as you think proper in every emergency ! 
After all, eveiy one must act according to his nature ; the easy man 
cannot be made restless, nor the light-hearted solemn. This was Mrs. 
Meredith's philosophy. But she gave a little sigh, as she had often done, 
to the frivolity of her elder son. It was late, and the fire was very low 
upon the hearth one of the lamps had burned out the room was 
dimmer than usual ; in a corner Edward sat reading or pretending to 
read, rather glum, silent, and sad. Oswald, who had come in, in a very 
pleasant disposition, as indeed he generally was, smoothed his young 



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moustache with great complacency. He saw at once that it was Cara of 
whom his mother was thinking, and it was not at all disagreeable to him 
that she should think so. He was quite willing to be taken for Cara's 
lover. There was no harm in a little mystification, and the thought on the 
whole pleased him. 

" Ah, Oswald, I wish you were a little more serious, especially at such 
a moment," said his mother ; " there are so many things to think of. I 
wish you would try to realise that it is a very, very important moment 
in your life." 

" It is a very pleasant one, at least," he said, smiling at her with a 
smile which from the time of his baby naughtiness had always subdued 
his mother and he lighted her candle, and stooped with filial grace 
to kiss her cheek. " Good-night, mother, and don't trouble about me. 
I am very happy," he said, with a half-laugh at his own cleverness in 
carrying on this delusion. Oswald thought a great deal of his own 
cleverness. It was a pleasant subject to him. He stood for some time 
after his mother was gone, looking down into the waning fire and smiling to 
himself. He enjoyed the idea reflected from their minds that he was an 
accepted lover, a happy man betrothed and enjoying the first sweetness of 
love. He had not said so ; he had done nothing, so far as he was aware, 
to originate such a notion ; but it rather amused and flattered him now 
that they had of themselves quite gratuitously started it. As for Cara 
herself being displeased or annoyed by it, that did not occur to him. She 
was only just a girl, not a person of dignity, and there could be no injury 
to her in such a report. Besides, it was not his doing ; he was noway 
to blame. Poor dear little Cara ! if it did come to that, a man was not 
much to be pitied who had Cara to fall back upon at the last. 

Thus he stood musing, with that conscious smile on his face, now and 
then casting a glance at himself in the mirror over the mantelpiece. He 
was not thinking of his brother, who sat behind with the same book in his 
hands that he had been pretending to read all the evening. Edward rose 
when his mother was gone, and came up to the fire. He was no master 
of words befitting the occasion ; he wanted to say something, and he did 
not know what to say. His elder brother, the most popular of the two 
he who was always a little in advance of Edward in everything, admired 
and beloved and thought of as Edward had never been how was the 
younger, less brilliant, less considered brother to say anything to him that 
bore the character of advice 1 And yet Edward's heart ached to do so ; 
to tell the truth his heart ached for more than this. It had seemed to him 
that Cara confided in himself, believed in his affectionate sympathy more 
than she did in Oswald's : and to see Oswald in the triumphant position 
of avowed lover as they all thought him to be, was gall and bitterness to 
the poor young fellow, in whose heart for all these years a warm recollec- 
tion of Cara had been smouldering. He was the poor man whose ewe- 
lamb his rich brother had taken, and the pang of surprised distress in his 
soul was all the bitterer for that consciousness which never quite left his 

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108 CAEITA. 

mind, that Oswald was always the one preferred. But Edward, though 
he felt this, was not of an envious nature, and was rather sad for 
himself than resentful of his brother's happiness. He went up to him, 
dragged by his tender heart much against the resistance of his will, 
feeling that he too must say something. He laid his hand, which 
quivered a little with suppressed agitation, on Oswald's shoulder. 

" I don't know what to pay to you, old fellow," he said, with an 
attempt at an easy tone. " I needn't wish you happiness, for you've 
got it 

In spite of himself Oswald laughed. He had a schoolboy's delight in 
mystification, and somehow a sense of Edward's disappointment came 
in, and gave him a still greater perception of the joke. Not that he 
wished to hurt Ed waul, but to most men who know nothing of love, 
there is so much of the ridiculous involved, even in a disappointment, 
that the one who is heart-whole may be deliberately cruel without any 
evil intention. " Oh, yes, I am happy enough," he said, looking round 
at his brother, who, for his part, could not meet his eyes. 

" I hope you won't mind what I am going to say to you ? " said 
Edward. " I am not so light-hearted a fellow as you are, and that makes 
me, perhaps, notice others. Oswald, look here she is not so light- 
hearted as you are, either. She wants taking care of. She is very sen- 
sitive, and feels many things that perhaps you would not feel. Don't be 
vexed. I thought I would just say this once for all and there is no 
good thing I don't wish you," cried Edward, concluding abruptly, to 
cover the little break in his voice. 

" You needn't look so glum about it, Ned," said his brother. " I 
don't mean to be turned off to-morrow. We shall have time to mingle 
our tears on various occasions before then. Mamma and you have a way 
of jumping at conclusions. As for her ". 

" I don't like slang on such a subject," said Edward, hotly. " Never 
mind ; there are some things we should never agree upon if we talked 
till doomsday. Good-night." 

" Good-night, old man, and I wish you a better temper unless you'll 
come and have another cigar first," said Oswald, with cheerful assurance. 
" My mind is too full for sleep." 

" Your mind is full of " 

" Her, of course," said Oswald, with a laugh ; and he went downstairs 
whistling the air of Fortunio's song 

Je sais mourir pour ma mie, 
Sans la nommer. 

He was delighted with the mistake which mystified everybody and 
awakened envies, and regrets, and congratulations, which were all in their 
different ways tributes to his importance. And no doubt the mistake 
might be turned into reality at any moment should he decide that this 
would be desirable. He had only to ask Cara, he felt, and she would be 



CAEITl. 109 

as pleased as the others ; and, indeed, under the influence of a suggestion 
which made him feel his own importance so delightfully, Oswald was not 
at all sure that this was not the best thing, and the evident conclusion of 
the whole. But in the meantime he let his mind float away upon other 
fancies. Her ! how little they knew who She was whom they thus igno- 
rantly discussed. When he had got into the sanctuary of smoke, at which 
Mrs. Meredith shook her head, but which she had carefully prepared for 
her boys all the same, Oswald lit the other cigar which he had invited his 
brother to accompany, and sat down with that smile still upon his face, 
to enjoy it and his fancies. He laid his hand indolently upon a book, 
but his own musings were at the moment more amusing, more pleasantly 
exciting than any novel. The situation pleased and stimulated his fancy 
in every way. The demure little school procession, the meek young con- 
ventual beauty, so subdued and soft, yet with spai'kles responsive to be 
struck out of her, half frightened, yet at the same time elevated above all 
the temptations that might have assailed other girls it was scarcely pos- 
sible to realise anything more captivating to the imagination. He sat 
and dreamed over it all till the small hours, after midnight sounded one 
by one, and his fire went out, and he began to feel chilly ; upon which 
argument Oswald, still smiling to himself, went to bed, well pleased with 
his fancies as with everything else belonging to him ; and all the better 
pleased that he felt conscious of having roused a considerable deal of ex- 
citement and emotion, and of having, without any decided intention on 
his own part, delightfully taken in everybody, which delighted the 
schoolboy part of his nature. To be so clever as he was conscious of 
being, and a poet, and a great many other fine things, it was astonishing 
how much of the schoolboy was still in him. B\it yet he had no com- 
punction as he went up the long staircase : he had not finished, nor indeed 
made the least advance with his poem. 

From old Pietro's canvas freshly sprung 
Fair face ! 

This beginning was what he liked best. 

Edward was moved in a very different way. He would have 
been magnanimous and given up Cara that is, having no real right 
to Cara, he might have given up the youthful imagination of her 
which had always been his favourite fancy, to his brother, with some 
wringing of the heart, but with that compensation which youth has 
in the sublime sense of self-sacrifice. But there is no bitterness greater 
in this world, either for young or old, than that of giving up painfally 
to another something which that other holds with levity and treats 
with indifference. To hear Cara, the sacred young princess of his own 
fancy, spoken of lightly, and the supreme moment of possible union 
with her characterized as " turning off," was a downfall which made 
Edward half frantic with pain and shame, and indignation and impatience. 
She would be to Oswald only a common-place little wife, to be petted 



1 1 CAKITA. 

when, he Avas in the humour, standing very much lower than himself in 
his own good graces ; whereas, to Edward she would have been 
but it was Oswald, not Edward, whom she had chosen. How strange 
they are ! all those wonderful confusions of humanity which depress the 
wisest, the blind jumps at fate, the foolish choices, the passing over of the 
best to take the worst, which form the ordinary course of existence every- 
where, the poor young fellow thought, in this first encounter with adverse 
events ; and this was mingled with that strange wonder of the tender heart 
to find itself uncomprehended and rejected, while gifts much less precious 
than those it offers are accepted, which is one of the most poignant pangs 
of nature : and these feelings surging dimly through Edward's mind, filled 
him with a despondency and pain beyond words. Indeed he could not have 
told all the bitterness of the vague heavy blackness which swallowed up the 
fair world and everything lovely before him. It was not only that Cara 
had (he thought) chosen Oswald instead of himself, but also that the lesser 
love was preferred to the greater, and that the thing one man would have 
worshipped was thrown to the careless keeping of another, as if it were a 
thing of no price. The personal question and the abstract one twisted 
and twined into one, as is general in the first trials of youth. He himself 
unconsciously became to himself the symbol of truelovemisjudged^ of gold 
thrown away for pinchbeck and Cara the symbol of that terrible perennial 
mistake which is always going on from chapter to chapter of the world's 
history. Even, for he was generous in the very pangs of that visionary 
envy, it added another pang of suffering to Edward's mind, that he could 
not but consider his brother as the pinchbeck, so far as Cara at least was 
considered. While Oswald sat smiling to himself through the fumes of 
his cigar, Edward threw his window open and gazed out into the chill dark- 
ness of the winter night, feeling the cold wind, which made him shiver, to 
be more in consonance Avith his feelings than the warmth of the comfort- 
able room inside. 

Thus the Avhole little Avorld Avas turned upside down by OsAvald's 
light-hearted preference of his own gratification to anything other people 
might think. He had half forgotten the appointment he had so anxiously 
made with Cara when the morning came, having got into full swing with 
his A^erses Avhich was a still more captivating Avay of expressing his 
sentiments than confession of them to Cara 

Fair face from old Pietro's canvas sprung, 

Soft as the eve, fresh as the clay, 
Sweet shadow of angelic faces, young . 

And heavenly bright as they, 
Soul of all lovely tilings, by poets sung 

He could not content himself with the last line " Accept my lay," or 
" my humble lay," was the easiest termination, but it Avas prosaic and 
affected. The consideration of this occupied him to the entire exclusion 
of Cara, and he only recollected with what anxiety he had begged her 



CARITA. Ill 

to get rid of her aunt and see lam alone at a quarter past twelve, having 
appointed to meet her at noon. He thrust the bit of paper on which he 
had been scribbling into his pocket, when he remembered, and went off 
languidly to pay his visit ; he had meant to have completed the poem, 
and read it over to her, but it was clear that this must be postponed to 
another day. 

Meanwhile good Miss Cherry, full of anxieties, had got up much 
earlier than was necessary, and had spent a long day before twelve 
o'clock. By way of giving to her withdrawal at that fated hour an air 
of perfect naturalness and spontaneity, she invented a great many little 
household occupations, going here and there over the different rooms with 
Nurse, looking over Cara's things to see what was wanted, and making a 
great many notes of househol d necessities. The one most serious occupation 
which she had in her mind she postponed until the moment when the lover, 
or supposed lover, should appear. This was her real object in coming to 
London, the interview which she had determined to have with her 
brother. With a heart beating more loudly than it had beaten for years, 
she waited till Oswald Meredith's appearance gave the signal for this 
assault, which it was her duty to make, but which she attempted with so 
much trembling. By the time Oswald did appear, her breath had almost 
forsaken her with agitation and excitement, and she had become almost 
too much absorbed in her own enterprise to wonder that at such a 
moment the young man should be late. She was already in the library 
when Oswald went upstairs. Two interviews so solemn going on 
together ! the comfort of both father and daughter hanging in the 
balance. Miss Cherry knocked so softly as to be unheard, and had to 
repeat the summons before that "come in" sounded through the closed 
door which was to her as the trump of doom. 

She went in. Mr. Beresford was seated as usual at his writing table, 
with all h's books about him. He was busy, according to his gentle idea 
of being busy, and looked up with some surprise at his sister when she 
entered. Miss Cherry came noiselessly forward in her grey gown, with 
her soft steps. He held his pen suspended in his fingers, thinking per- 
haps it was some passing question which she meant to ask, then laid it 
down with the slightest shadow of impatience, covered immediately by a 
pretended readiness to know what she wanted, and a slight sigh over his 
wasted time. Those Avho have their bread to work for take interruptions 
far more easily than those whose labours are of importance to nobody, 
and Macaulay writing his History would not have breathed half so deep 
a sigh as did James Beresford over the half hour he was about to lose. 

" You want something ? " he said, with the smile of a conscious 
martyr. 

" Only to speak to you, James," said Miss Cherry, breathless. Then 
she looked up at him with a deprecating, wistful smile. " It is not very 
often that we meet now, or have any opportunity for a little talk," 
she said. 



112 CARITA. 

" Yes, Cherry, that is true enough. I have been so much away." 
" And people drift apart ; that is true too. I know I can't follow 
you in all your deep studies, James ; but my heart is always the same. 
I think of you more than of any one, and of Cara. I hope she will live 
to be the dearest comfort to you as she always was to us. The light went 
away from the Hill, I think, when she went away." 

" You have been very good to her, I am sure," he said, with due 
gratefulness, " and most kind. You have brought her up very wisely, 
Cherry. I have no fault to find with her. She is a good little girl." 

Miss Cherry, to hear her small goddess thus described, felt a sudden 
shock and thrill of horror ; but she subdued herself. " I wanted to speak 
to you, James," she said, " of that : " then, with a slight pant and heave 
of her frightened bosom " oh, James ! do you not think you could give 
her a little more of your society learn to knoAv her better 1 you would 
find it worth your while ! " 

" Know her better ! My dear Cherry, I know her very well, poor 
child. She is a good little girl, always obedient and dutiful. There 
cannot be veiy much fellowship between a man of my occupations and a 
quiet simple girl siich as Cara is, I am glad to say ; but I am very fond of 
her. You must not think I don't appreciate my child." 

"It is not quite that," said poor Cherry. " Oh, James, if you only 
knew it, our Cara is a great deal more than merely a good little girl. I 
would not for a moment think of finding fault with you ; but if you 
would see her a little more in the evening if you would not go out quite 
so much 

"Go out! I really go out very seldom. I think you are making a 
mistake, Cherry, my dear." 

" Oh no, James ; since I have come, it has been my great thought. I 
know you don't mean to be unkind ; but ^when you are out every 

evening 

" Really, Cherry, I had no idea that my liberty was to be in- 
fringed, and my habits criticised." 

Miss Cherry came up to him with an anxious face and wet eyes. 
" Oh, James, don't be angry ! That is not what I mean. It is not to 
criticise you. But if you would stay with your child in the evening 
sometimes. She is so sweet and young. It would give you pleasure if 
you were to tiy and it would be better, far better in other ways too." 
" I don't understand what you mean," he said, hurriedly. 
" No, no. I was sure, quite sure, you never thought, nor meant any- 
thing. But the world is a strange world. It is always misconceiving 
innocent people and, James, I am certain, nay, I know, it would be 
so much better : for every one in every way." 

" You seem to have made up your mind to be mysterious, Cherry," he 
said. I don't see to whom it can be of importance how I pass my time. 
To Cara you think 1 I don't suppose she cares so much for my society. 
You are an old-fashioned woman, my poor Cherry, and think as you were 



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brought up to think. But, my dear, it is not necessary to salvation that 
a man should be always in his own house, and between a man of fifty and 
a girl of seventeen there is not really so much in common. 

" When they are father and daughter, James 1 " 

" That does not make very much difference that I can see. But if 
you think Cara is dull, we must hit upon something better than my 
society. Young friends perhaps if there is any other girl she likes 
particularly, let her invite her friend by all means. I don't want my 
little girl to be dull." 

" It is not that, James. She never complains : but, oh, if you would 
try to make friends with the child ! She would interest you, she would 
be a pleasant companion. She would make you like your home again : 
and oh, pardon me, James, would not that be better than finding your 
happiness elsewhere ? " 

At this moment the door was opened, and John appeared ushering in a 
scientific visitor, whose very name was enough to frighten any humble 
person like Miss Cherry. She withdrew precipitately, not sorry to be saved 
from further discussion, and wondering at herself how she could have had 
the audacity to speak so to James. Nothing but her anxiety could have 
given her such boldness. It was presumption, she felt, even in her secret 
soul, to criticise, as he said, a man like her brother, older and so 
much wiser than herself; but sometimes a little point of custom or 
regard to appearances might be overlooked by a clever man in the very 
greatness of his thoughts. This was how kind Miss Cherry put it and 
in that way, the mouse might help the lion, and the elderly, old- 
fashioned sister be of use to a wise and learned man, though he was a 
member of all the societies And how kindly he had listened to her, and 
received her bold animadversions ! When there is anything to admire 
in the behaviour of those they look up to, kind women, like Miss Cherry, 
can always find some humble plea like this at least, for a little adoration. 
Such a clever man, had he not a right to be furious, brutal if he pleased, 
when a simple little woman dared to find fault with him ? but on the con- 
trary, how well he took it what a man he was ! 

Miss Cherry hurrying upstairs met Cara coming down, and her other 
excitement came back to her in a moment. She took the girl's hands in 
hers, though it was in no more retired place than the landing on the 
stairs. " Well, my darling," she said anxiously. 

"Well, Aunt Cherry ! " said Cara, and laughed. " I was coming to 
look for you, to ask you to come out and get some ribbon " 

" But Cara 

" Come ! " cried the girl, running upstairs again to get her hat ; and 
what had really happened that morning, Miss Cherry never knew. So 
that both her excitements came to nothing, and the day turned out 
uneventful like other common day?. 



114 CARITA. 

CHAPTER XXIII. 
A REMONSTRANCE. 

MK. BERESFORD was seated in his library, as usual, in the morning ; he had 
breakfasted and glanced over his newspaper, and now had settled down to 
" work," that is, to what he called work. He would not have been much 
the worse had he idled, nor would his finances or anybody's comfort 
have suffered ; probably that was one reason why he was so industrious. 
His writing table was arranged with the most perfect order : here his 
blotting book, his pens, his paper of all sizes, from ponderous foolscap to 
the lightest accidental note ; there his books of reference ; in the centre, the 
volume he was studying. John, by long practice, had learned to know 
exactly where to place all his master's paraphernalia. He sat in front of 
the fire, which crackled merrily and made light petillements, in the sound of 
which alone there was genial company. The ruddy sunshine of the 
winter morning entered in a sidelong gleam ; everything was comfortable, 
warm, and luxurious round him ; the room was lined almost as high as 
the ceiling with books, and the square table near the further window was 
covered with magazines and newspapers. He spared nothing in that 
way, though for himself he did not read half the literature that was 
placed there ready for him. He took his place at his table, opened his 
book, put down the letters which he had brought with him from the break- 
fast table, and prepared to write or rather to work for his object was 
to write a review of the serious book he was reading ; his letters were 
about this and other important matters a meeting of the Imperial 
Society the arrangements to be made for a series of lectures, the 
choice of a new member. He put down all these momentous epistles on 
his table, and turned over a page of the book in respect to which he was 
prepared to give to the world some new ideas of his own on the relations 
between mind and matter, or rather, upon some of those strange processes 
by which the human brain, which is as purely matter as the human leg, 
pranks itself up in the appearance of a spiritual entity. He was fond of 
philosophical questions. But. when he had made all these preparations, 
he stopped suddenly short and began to think. What process was it 
that brought across him, like a sudden breath of summer air with the 
scent of flowers in it, that sudden flood of recollections ? In a moment, 
invading his breast and his mind with thoughts of the past, he felt as 
people do to whom an old friend appears suddenly, bringing with him a 
hundred forgotten associations. Had some one come into the warm and 
pleasant room, and laid a hand upon his shoulder and looked him in the 
face 1 If James Beresford had been a superstitious man he would have 
thought so. His wife had been dead for more than five years and long 
and weaiy and painful these years had been. Lately, however, his 
heart had been lulled to i*est by sweet friendliness and sympathy and 
help ; he had felt strong enough to take up his ordinary life again and 
return into the world not unfaithful, but consoled and soothed. Nothing 



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hud happened to him tobmik tin's sensation of rest from trouble, and what 
happened now was not painful. It was only the sudden return of 
thoughts which had been in abeyance. She seemed to come and stand by 
him, as she used to do, looking over his shoulder, asking after his work. 
" What are you doing ? " he seemed to hear her say leaning over him 
with that familial- proprietorship of him and all his works and ways, 
which was so sweet. Why had this visitation come to him to-day ] Of 
course it must have been some impression on his nerves which thus 
reflected itself through his being. Some chance contact had stirred one 
of those strings, which move what we call feelings in the strange machi- 
nery of our puppet nature. He thought somehow that when he had 
said this, it explained the mystery. All at once, like a gale of spring, 
like a sudden thaw or like some one corning into the room though the 
last metaphor was not so fine as the others, it was the most true. Few 
of our mental processes (he would have allowed) are pure thought this 
was not thought at all ; he felt as if she stood by him she Avhom he 
had lost : as if their life came back as it used to be. His grief for her, he 
knew, had been lulled to rest, and it wgfe not any revival of the sharp- 
ness and bitterness of that grief which moved him : it was a return for a 
few minutes of the life they had lived together, of the conditions which 
life had borne before. 

Perhaps it was simply because his sister was there, and the sound of 
the two feminine voices, hers and Cara's, at the breakfast table, had 
brought back memories of the old times. He leant his elbows on his 
open book, and his chin in the hollow of his hands. What a different 
life it had been. What were his societies now, his articles, all his 
" work," to the first spontaneous living of those days that were dead 1 
How she would come in familiar, sure of her right to be wherever he was 
not timid, like Cara, who never knew whether her father would be 
pleased or not pleased to see her, nor reverential like good Cherry, who 
admired and wondered at his books and his writing. He knew how these 
two would look at any moment if need or business brought them knock- 
ing to his door. But he never could tell how she would look, so various 
were her aspects, never the same two women sometimes in one moment, 
turning to tears or to sunshine in the twinkling of an eye, cheering 
him, provoking him, stimulating him. Ah, what a change ! life 1 might 
have its soothings now, its consolations, little makings up and props, to 
give it the appearance of being the same life as before, but nothing could 
ever make it what it had been. He had not died of it, neither would he die 
of it the grief that kills is rare ; but whatever might happen to him in 
the world, so much was certain, that the delight of life was over, the glory 
gone out of it. And he did not wish it to be otherwise, he said to him- 
self. There are things which a man can have but once. Some men are 
so happy as to retain those best things of life till old age but he was 

not one of those blessed men . And he was no longer wretched and a 

wanderer on the face of the earth. Time had brought him a softenino 1 



116 

quiet, a dim pleasantness of tranquillity and friends good, tender, sooth- 
ing, kindest frien Is. 

Some one coming in broke suddenly this strange revival of memory 
and of all people in the world it was the doctor, Maxwell, whose name 
was so linked to the recollections of the old life, but who, Bere-ford 
felt, had never been the same to him sines Annie died. His mind 
had been so preoccupied that he had never inquired what was the 
cause of this estrangement. What did it matter to him if all the world 
wa3 estranged ? he had felt vaguely ; and if he thought upon the subject 
at all, supposed that in the anguish of his mind he had sa ; cl something or 
done something to vex his old friend. But what did it matter 1 His 
life had been too much shipwrecked at firsi to leave his mind at liberty 
to care what might happen. And now the estrangement was a fait 
accompli. But his heart was touched and soft that morning. The 
thought of Annie had come back to him, and here was some one deeply 
associated with Annie. In the little start with which he got up from his 
chair at the sound of Maxwell's name, a rush of resolution ran through 
his veins with a rapidity such as leaves words hopelessly behind. " I 
will get to the bottom of it whatever it is. I will know the cause, and 
make it up with Maxwell." These words would have taken some.definite 
atom of time to think and say, but the thought rushed through his mind 
instantaneously as he rose hold'ng out his hand. " Maxwell ! you are 
an unusual visitor now-a-days. I am very glad to see you," he said. 
That he should have come just now of all times in the world ! 

" Yes ; I have ceased to be about the house as I used to be," the 
doctor said, with a slight confusion, grasping the hand offered to him. 
And then they sat down on two chairs opposite to each other, and there 
was a pause. They were both embarrassed a little. This kind of cool- 
ness between two friends is more difficult to get over than an actual 
quarrel. Maxwell was not at his ease. How many recollections this 
room brought back to him ! That strange visitor who had stood by James 
Beresford's side a minute before stood by his now. He seemed to see 
her standing against the light, shaking her finger at them in reproof. 
How often she had done so, the light catching her dress, making a kind 
of halo round her. Was it possible she was gone gone, disappeared from 
before their eyes, making no sign 1 And yet how clearly she seemed to 
stand there, looking at the two whose talk she had so often interrupted, 
broken off, made an end of, with capricious sweet impertinences. Max- 
well, like her husband, felt the reality of her so strong, that his mind 
rejected with a strange vertigo the idea of her absolute severance from 
this house and this life. The vertigo grew still greater, and his head 
seemed to turn round and round when he remembere:! why he had come. 

" Why is it 1 " said Beresford. " Something seems to have come be- 
tween us I can't toll what. Is it accidenta 1 , or does it mean anything? 
I have had a distracted life, as you know, and I may have done something 
amiss " 



CARITA. 117 

" No, no," t-aid the other, hurriedly; " Ictus say nothing about that. 
I meant nothing. Beresford, if you have this feeling now, what will you 
think when you hear that I have undertaken a disagreeable, intrusive 
mission ? " 

" Intrusive ? " He smiled : "I don't see what you could be intrusive 
about. You used to know all my affairs and if you don't know them 
now, it is not my fault." 

" Good heavens ! " cried the doctor, involuntarily, " how am I to do 
it ? Look here, Beresford ; I said I would come, thinking that I who 
knew you so well would annoy you less than a stranger but I don't feel 
.so sure about that now." 

" What is this gunpowder plot 1 " said Beresford, with a laugh. " Have 
I been guilty of high treason without knowing it, and must I fly for my 
Iif 3 ? " 

The doctor cleared his throat ; he grew red in the face ; finally he 
jumped up from his chair and went to the big fireplace, where he stood 
with his back to the fire, and his face a little out of his friend's sight. 

" Beresford, have you ever thought what a strange position Mrs. Mere- 
dith is in ?" 

" Mrs. Meredith ! " He said this with such unfeigned surprise that 
his visitor felt more awkward than ever. " What can she have to do with 
any disunion between you and me 1 " 

"By Jove ! " cried the doctor, " we are all a pack of fools;" and from 
the fire he walked to the window in the perturbation of his thoughts. 

Beresford laughed. " One can never say anything civil to a speech 
like that especially as, forgive me ! I have not a notion what you are 
being fools about." 

Maxwell looke:! out into the square to pi ack up courage. He coughed 
as men do when they are utterly at a loss when it is worth while to gain 
even a moment. " Don't be angry with me," he said, with sudden 
humility. " I should not have taken it in hand, especially as you have 
that feeling but look here, I have taken it in hand, and I must speak. 
Beresford, old Sommerville came to me yesterday. He's Meredith's friend, 
with a general commission to look after the family." 

" Has anything happened to Meredith 1 " said Mr. Beresford, with 
concern. " This is the second time you have mentioned them. I scarcely 
know him but if there is anything wrong, I shall be very sorry for 
her sake." 

" There is nothing wrong, unless it is of your doing," said the doctor, 
with abrupt determination. " To tell the truth, Meredith has heard, or 
somebody has told him, or a gossiping has been got up I don't know what 
about your visits. You go there too often, they say every night " 

" Maxwell ! " cried James Beresford, springing to his feet. 

" There ! I told you," said the doctor. " I said you would be angry 
as if it were my fault. I am only the mouthpiese. Old Sommerville 
would have come to you himself but I was sure it could be nothing but 



118 CARIT^. 

inadvertence, and undertook the office, knowing you too well much too 
well to think for a moment " 

" Inadvertence ! Knowing me too well to think ! In the name of 
heaven, what is there to think 1 What have I been inadvertent about 1 
Angry ! Of course I am angry. What have I done to be gossiped about 1 
One of us must be out of his senses surely, either you or I 

" No, it isn't that. Gossip does not spare any one. And pardon me,' 
said the doctor, growing bolder now that the worst was over, " if you had 
ever thought on the subject, you must have seen that such frequent visits 
to a woman who is married, whose husband is at the other end of the 
world 

" Stop stop, I tell you ! I will not have her discussed or her name 

introduced." 

" That is quite right, Beresford. I knew you would feel so. Is it 
right then that the tenderest heart on the face of the earth should be 
worried and bullied because of you ] " 

" Good God ! " cried the bewildered man, " has she been worried and 
bullied 1 What do you mean ? Who has presumed to find fault ? 8he 
is 1 am not going to say what she is." 

" It is not necessary. I know that as well as any one." 

Beresford made a half- conscious pause, and looked at his reprover 
with a sudden involuntary raising of his eyebrows. Knew that as well 
as any one ! Did he 1 . Vain boaster ! Who but himself knew all the 
consoling sweetness, all the soft wealth of sympathy in this friend of 
friends ] He felt more angry with Maxwell for this false pretension than 
for all his other sins. " I am at a loss to know," he said, coldly, " by 
what right any one attempts to interfere with my liberty of action ? I 
am not a man whose visits to any house can be considered suspicious. 
I should have thought that my character and my antecedents were enough 
to preserve me from injurious comment and the gossip you speak of." 

" Beresford," said the other hastily, " who thinks of you ? No amount 
of gossip could do you any real harm. You must see that. The question 
is about /if.-." 

It was Beresford's turn now to be excited. He began to pace about 
the room in deep annoyance and agitation. Of course this was true. 
What was nothing to a man might be everything to a woman ; and no 
man worthy the name would expose a woman to comment. He took 
refuge, first, in furious abuse of gossip. What had any one to do with his 
proceedings ? A man is always more shocked and angry to find himself 
the object of remark than a woman is. It seemed incredible to him that 
he, of all people in the world he, should be the object of impertinent re- 
mark. The idea was intolerable to Beresford. The doctor wisely said 
nothing, but let him have his ravings out, withdrawing himself to a chair 
by the table, where he sat writing out imaginary prescriptions with the 
worn stump of a pen which he found there, and keeping as far out of the 
passionate stream of monologue as possible. This was Avise treatment 



CAEITA. 119 

the best he could have adopted, and after a while the subject of the opera- 
tion calmed clown. He flung himself at last into his chair, and there was 
a stormy pause. 

" I suppose," said Beresford, with a long-drawn breath of mingled 
pain and anger, " this was what Cherry meant. I could not make her 
out. She is in it too. Have you all laid your heads together and con- 
sulted what was the thing that would pain me most the most susceptible 
point left I " 

Maxwell made no direct reply. " If Miss Cherry has spoken to you, 
Beresford, you know your sister," he said. " She would not hurt a fly 
much less you, whom she holds in such high respect ; and she would not 
think evil readily would she now 1 If she has spoken, you must under- 
stand that there is something in it. Listen, my dear fellow. There are 
things that must be done and left undone in this world for the sake of 
the fools in it merely. You know that as well as I do. Say the fools 
ought to be defied and crushed if you like, but in reality we have all to 
consider them. The people of bad imaginations and low minds and 
mean views really make the laws. for the rest of the world. We can't 
help it. For ourselves it might not matter : but for those who are dear 
to us for those who are less independent than we " 

Again there was a pause. Beresford sat with his elbows on the table 
and bit his nails savagely. In this painful amusement there seemed a 
certain relief. He stared straight before him, seeing nothing. At last 
he turned round sharply upon the doctor, who, with his head bent down, 
still sat scribbling without any ink with the old stump of the pen in his 
hand. " What do you want me to do 1 ? " he said. . 

" Beresford, I did not come here to dictate to you. I came simply to 
call your attention " 

"Oh, let us not quibble about words ! Dictation ! yes, and something 
more than dictation. Of course I am helpless before the plea you bring 
up. Of course I have nothing to do but submit, if there is any question 

of annoyance to Low minds and bad imaginations indeed ! That 

any one should suggest the most distant possibility, the shadow of a re- 
proach ! " 

" We suggest nothing of the sort, Beresford. We suggest only a 
most simple precaution a rule ordinarily observed." 

He made a gesture of impatience, stopping further explanation, and 
again for two minutes, which looked like an hour, the two men sat silent 
together, not, it may be supposed, with any increase of friendliness 
towards each other in their thoughts. Perhaps, however, it was only on the 
side of the reproved that this feeling was really strong. The reprover was 
compunctious and eager to do anything he could to conciliate. He kept a 
furtive watch upon his victim as he scribbled. Beresford had retreated 
within that most invulnerable of all fortresses silence, and sat, still 
biting his nails, staring into the vacant air, neither by word nor look 
making any communication of his thoughts. Nothing is more difficult 



120 CAKTTA. 

than to maintain a .silence like this ; the least absorbed of Ihc two en- 
gaged in the passage of arms comes to feel after a time that he must speak 
or die and what to say ? More upon the same subject might lessen the 
impression already made, and to introduce another subject would be im- 
possible. When the pause had lasted as long as possibility permitted, 
Maxwell got up, put the pen slowly back in the tray from which it had 
strayed, tossed the piece of paper he had been scribbling upon into th c 
waste basket, gathered up his gloves, his stick, his hat. Nothing coxild 
be more slow and hesitating than all these preparations for departure, 
which were somewhat ostentatious at the same time, by way of calling the 
attention of Beresford, and perhaps drawing forth something more. " I 
must be going," he said at last, holding out his hand. " I hope you won't 
think me unfriendly, Beresford, in anything I have said." 

" Good-morning," said the other sullenly; then he made a visible 
effort to command himself and rose up, but slowly, putting out his hand. 
" Very likely not," he said. " I don't say it was unfriendly. You 
would not have taken such a disagreeable office on yourself if you had 
meant unkindness. No ; I suppose I should thank you, but it is rather 
hard to do it. Good-by." 

There was no more said. Maxwell went away, not feeling very vic- 
torious or proud of himself. Was not he a fool to have undertaken it in 
order to prevent scandal, he said to himself, in order to save a woman 
from annoyance, in order to help James Beresford out of trouble a 
man whom he had liked, and from whom he had been estranged 1 
What business had he to meddle with other people's business 1 This, I 
fear, was his reflection, as it has been the reflection of so many who have 
strained a point to aid a friend, and whose self-denial has not been appre- 
ciated. " Catch me doing such a foolish thing again," he said to himself. 

As for Beresford, he resumed his seat and his thoughts when the 
other was gone. Those thoughts were hot within him, and full of pain. 
He who, even when this messenger of evil arrived, had been thinking 
with faithful love of his wife ; he whose life had been made a desert by 
her dying, whose whole existence was changed, who had not cared for yeai-s 
what became of him, because of that loss to be met by this unjust and 
insane reproval as soon as he had screwed his courage to the sticking- 
place, and resumed his natural position in his own house. It had been 
a hard thing to do ; at every corner he had expected to meet her in the 
silence he had fancied he heard her calling him the whole house was 
full of her, echoing with her steps and her voice. Yet he had schooled 
himself to come back, to resume so much as remained to him of life under 
his own roof so much as remained, not thinking of years, but of value 
and merit. He was not of very much use to any one, nor had he been 
much missed, perhaps, except in the working of the societies, and there 
were so many people who could do that. But he had been patient and 
come back, and established himself " at home," because it was his duty. 
He had not shrunk from his duty. And this was his reward. His one 



CAKITA. 121 

source of soft consolation the one gentle friend on whose constant sym- 
pathy he could reckon who made this life of endurance supportable to 
him, and kept him up by kind words, by understanding his wants and 
troiibles she was to be taken from him. He got up, and walked up 
and down his room, and then went to the window and looked blankly 
out. Almost without knowing what it was, he saw a brougham come to the 
next door, and old Mr. Sommerville step out of it, and enter Mrs. Mere- 
dith's house. He had gone to warn her, to disturb the sweet composure of 
her mind, to embitter all her thoughts. Beresford turned round, and 
began to walk up and down more and more hotly. Could anything in 
the world be more innocent? He asked, nay he wanted, nothing more of 
her. To go and sit by her now and then (this was how he characterized 
his long and daily visits), what was there in that to justify this insulting 
demand upon him 1 He lashed himself up into a fury when he thought 
of it. He, the truest of mourners, and she, the least frivolous of women. 
If ever there was a true friendship, full of support and mutual comfort, 
this was the one. And now, at the pleasure of a set of wretched gossips, 
ill-minded men, disagreeable women, was this gentle makeshift and sub- 
stitute for domestic happiness to be torn from him ? And how good 
heavens, how 1 

That was the question. It was easy to talk, and say that such a thing 
must cease ; but how was it to be done. Was he supposed capable of tell- 
ing her that he must resign her friendship ] Was Sommerville, perhaps, 
making the communication at this very moment, telling her that it must 
not be ; suggesting thoughts that would distress her mind, and disturb 
the whole tenor of her life ? For to give pain would be worse than mis- 
fortune to her, and she could not so cast him off without giving pain and 
feeling it. He thought it was an -imagination that he heard voices 
high in discussion on the other side of the wall that separated the two 
houses. Was that old meddler taking it upon him to lecture her now 1 



CHAPTER XXIV. 
ON THE OTHER SlDE OF THE WALL. 

OLD Mr. Sommerville got out of his little brougham at Mrs. Meredith's 
door. He was a wealthy old man, of whom nobody knew very much, except 
that he had made his money in India, and that he lived in cosy bachelor 
chambers, with everything extremely comfortable about him, and knew 
everybody, and was fond of good things, the pleasures of the table, as old- 
fashioned people said, and indeed all other pleasures within the reach of 
a respectable o.ld person of sixty-five. He kept a neat little brougham, 
and occasionally mounted a strong, steady cob, with a coat like satin, 
looking much better fed than his master did, who was always a meagre old 
gentleman, notwithstanding his good living. Mr. Sommerville was the 
confidential friend of the absent Mr. Meredith, whom nobody, not even his 



122 CARITl 

own children, knew. As he had advanced in prosperity, it was through 
old Sommerville's hands that his family were allowed to share the advan- 
tage of his increasing income, and the boys had learned to know that it was 
he who reported concerning them to their father, and received communica- 
tions from their tutors. The unknown Mr. Meredith did nothing to dis- 
credit his wife ; but he kept this constant check over her. It had often 
been galling enough to her ; but she was a sweet-tempered woman, used 
to accepting the evil with the good, and she had wisely put up with the 
curb. She disarmed Mr. Sommerville by her gentleness and sweetness, 
by throwing her house open to him, and inviting the scrutiny which she 
might have defied, had she been of a different disposition. Sommerville 
had not been unworthy of the confidence placed in him. He had kept up 
a certain appearance of investigation. All their lives long the boys had 
been accustomed to connect his appearance with a lecture of more than 
usual seriousness from their mother ; but she had the good sense never to 
say anything to connect the old man's name with the reprimand or warn- 
ing. All that she said wag, " Your father will not like to hear that you 
are idle, disobedient, unruly," as the case might be ; therefore, it was not 
from her they learned that Sommerville meant special scrutiny and fault- 
finding. But since they had been grown up, Oswald and Edward had them- 
selves supplied the thread of connection. Even this, however, had not 
made them dislike their old friend. At one moment of especial wicked- 
ness, Oswald indeed had designated their father's deputy as the Spy ; but 
this was simply a spark of malicious boyhood, struck out in a moment of 
resentment, and did not permanently affect their minds, though the title 
lasted. The Spy was, on the whole, friendly and indulgent sometimes 
even he got them out of small scrapes, and it was he who persuaded the 
mother that furtive cigars and other precocious masculinities were not 
ci-inainal. So that altogether, notwithstanding his ominous name, he was 
not unpopular in the house. It was but lately that he had taken to 
coming to those almost daily receptions, which was so principal a feature 
in Mrs. Meredith's existence. There he would sit and watch her. pro- 
ceedings, her sympathetic talks, the audiences she gave, and all the little 
acts of adoration performed before her, with not unkindly eyes. She was 
a kind of gentle impostor, a natural humbug, to old Sommerville ; but 
he laughed softly to himself as he thus characterized her, and did not like 
her less. Never, during all these years, amid all this popularity, had she 
given him occasion for a word of serious warning. A mid all the admira- 
tion and semi-worship she had received, the kind but watchful Spy had 
found no harm in her ; but now, at last, here was something which 
called for his interference. To see him arrive at that hour in the morn- 
ing was alarming in itself to Mrs. Meredith. She met him. with her 
usual kind smile, but with an earnest look of inquiry. 

" Is anything the matter 1 " she said. 

" Send the boy away," said Mr. Sommerville, in an undertone. 

It was Edward who was in the room, and his mother found a com- 



CARITA. 123 

mission for liim with tremulous haste ; for the distant Meredith was not 
always reasonable in his requirements, and of late had written impatiently 
about the coming out of one of his sons a calamity Avhich their mother 
with all her might was endeavouring to stave off and postpone. She 
thought her husband's friend must bring still more urgent orders, and 
her heart began to beat. 

" I wish you would go and tell Cara that I hope she will come to the 
Sympsons with me this afternoon, Edward," she said. 

And Edward, full of the thought of his brother's happiness, and loth 
yet eager to see if Cara was happy in this new development of affairs, 
obeyed reluctantly, but still with a secret alacrity. She was left alone 
with the mentor, who had so often brought her advice or semi-reproof. 

" You have something to tell me 1 Oh, Mr. Sommerville, what is 
it T she cried. 

" It is nothing very bad. You must not be alarmed there is no ill 
news," he said. 

The anxious mother looked at him with a wistful entreaty in her eyes. 
Ill news was not what she feared. When a woman has had neither 
companionship nor help from her husband for a dozen yeai-s or so, 
naturally her sensitiveness of anxiety about him gets modified, and it is 
to be feared that she would have taken information of Mr. Meredith's 
serious illness, for instance, more easily than the summons which she 
feared for one of her boys. She watched every movement of her visitor's 
face with anxious interest. 

" Edward cannot go till the settled time. You know that," she said, 
instinctively following the leading of her own thoughts. 

" It is not Edward that I have come to speak of; it is neither of the 
boys." 

"Ah !" said Mrs. Meredith, with a sigh of involuntary relief; and 
she turned to him with cheerful ease and interest, delivered from her chief 
fear. This evident ignorance of any other cause for animadversion moved 
the old Spy in spite of himself. 

" What I am going to say to you, my dear lady, is not exactly from 
Meredith though he has heard of the subject, and wishes me to say 
something. I hope you will believe there is no harm meant, and that 
what I do, I do from the best feeling." 

" I have never doubted your kind feeling, Mr. Sommerville ; but you 
half frighten me," she said, with a smile. " If it is not the boys, what 
can there be to be so grave about ] Tell me quickly, please." 

Mr. Sommerville cleared his throat, He put his hat upon the head 
of his cane, and twirled it about. It did not often happen to the old 
Scotch nabob to be embarrassed ; but he was so now. 

" You'll understand, my dear lady, that in what I say I'm solely 
actuated by the thought of your good." 

" How you alarm me ! " said Mrs. Meredith. " It is something, then, 
very disagreeable ? " 



124 CAEITA. 

" Oh, yes. I've no doubt it will be disagreeable. Medicines are 
seldom sweet to the palate. Mrs. Meredith, I will out with it at once, 
not to keep you in suspense." 

Here, however, he paused to take out his handkerchief, and blew his 
nose with a very resounding utterance. After he had finished this opei-a- 
tion, he resumed : 

" I don't presume to teach a lady of your sense what is her duty ; and 
I don't need to tell you that the world exerc:ses a great supervision over 
women who, from whatever cause, are left alone." 

"What have I done 1 ?" cried Mrs. Meredith, half frightened, half 
laughing. " I must have made some mistake, or you would not speak so." 

" I doubt if it could be called a mistake ; perhaps it would be better 
to say a misapprehension. Mrs. Meredith, there is one of your friends 
who pays you a visit every day." 

" Several," she said, relieved. " You know how kind people are to 
me. Instead of supervision, as you say, I get a great deal of sym- 
pathy " 

Mr. Sommerville waved his hand, as if to ward off her explanation. 
" I am speaking of one person," he said: " a man who is here every even- 
ing of his life, or I'm mistaken your neighbour, Mr. Beresford, next door." 

" Mr. Beresford ! " she said, with a thrill of disagreeable surprise ; and 
there came to her instantaneously one of those sudden realisations of 
things that might be thought or said, such as sometimes overwhelm the 
unsuspecting soul at the most inappropriate moment ; her colour rose in 
spite of herself. 

" Just Mr. Beresford. He means no harm and you mean no harm ; 
but he should be put a stop to, my dear lady. You gave me your word 
you would not be angry 1 But, madam, you're a married lady, and your 
husband is at a distance. It's not for your credit or h : s good that he 
should visit you every night." 

" Mr. Sommerville ! stop, please ! I cannot let you talk so or anyone." 

" But you must, my dear lady, unless you want everybody to talk, 
and in a very different spirit. The world is a wicked world, and takes 
many things into its head. You're a very attractive Avoman still, though 
you're no longer in your first youth 

" Mr. Sommerville, what you say is very disagreeable to me," said Mrs. 
Meredith, offended. " Poor Mr. Beresford ! since he lost his wife he has 
been miserable. Nobody ever mourned more truly ; and now, when he 
is trying to learn a little resignation, a little patience " 

" He should not learn those virtues, madam, at your expense." 

" At my expense ! " she said, with sparkling eyes ; " at what expense 
to me 1 I allow him to come and sit with me when he has no one at 
home to bear him company. I allow him 

" I thought his daughter had come to keep him company." 

" Poor Cara ! she is a sweet child ; but, at seventeen, what can she 
know of his troubles 1 " 



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" Softly, softly," said Mr. Soinmerville ; " one plea is enough at a time. 
If Mr. Beresford is without a companion, it does not matter that his 
daughter is only seventeen ; and whatever her age may be, if she is there 
he cannot be without companionship. My dear lady, be reasonable. If lie 
has a child grown up, or nearly so, he should stay at home. A great many 
of us have not even that inducement," said the old man, who was an old 
bachelor ; " but no kind lady opens her doors to us." He looked at her 
sharply with his keen eyes ; and she felt, with intense annoyance, that 
she was getting agitated and excited in spite of herself. 

" Mr. Sommerville," she said, with some dignity, " if anyone has been 
misrepresenting my friendship for Mr. Beresford, I cannot help that. It 
is wicked as well as unkind ; for I think I have been of use to him. I 
think I have helped him to see that he cannot abandon his life. I 
don't mean to defend myself. I have not done anything to be found 
fault with ; friendship " 

" Is a delusion," said the old man. " Friendship between a man and 
a woman ! There is no sense in it. I don't believe a word of it. Mean- 
ing no harm to you, my dear lady. You don't mean any harm ; but if 
you talk to me of friendship ! " 

" Then I had better say nothing," she answered quickly. " My 
husband's representative if you call yourself so has no right to treat 
me with rudeness. I have nothing more to say." 

" My dear lady," said old Mr. Sommerville, " if I have appeared rude 
I am unpardonable. But you'll forgive me 1 I mean nothing but your 
good. And all I want is a little prudence the ordinary precautions." 

" I will none of them ! " she said, with a flush of indignation. " I 

' O 

have nothing to be afraid of, and I will not pretend to be prudent as you 
call it. Let the world think or say what it pleases it is nothing 
to me." 

Then there was a pause, and Mrs. Meredith betook herself to her 
work a woman's safety-valve, and laboured as if for a wager, while the 
old plenipotentiary sat opposite to her, confounded and abashed as she 
thought. But Mr. Sommerville was too old and experienced to be much 
abashed by anything. He sat silent, collecting his forces for a renewed 
attack. That was all. He had a sincere friendship for her in his way, 
and was as anxious to prevent scandal as any father could have been ; 
and now it occurred to him that he had begun at the wrong end, as he 
said. Women were kittle cattle. He had failed when he dwelt 
upon the danger to herself. Perhaps he. might succeed better if he 
represented the danger to lain. 

" I have made a mistake," said the hypocritical old man. " It can 
do no harm to you, all that has come and gone. I was thinking of my 
own selfish kind that give most weight to what affects themselves, and I 
am rightly punished. A lady satis reproche like yourself may well be sans 
peur. But that is not the whole question, my dear madam. There is the 
man to be considered." 



126 CARITA. 

When he said this she raised her eyes, which had been fixed on her 
work, and looked at him with some anxiety, which was so much gained. 

" You will not doubt my word when I say there's a great difference 
between men and women," said the old diplomatist. " What is inno- 
cent for one is often very dangerous for the other, and vice versd : you 
will not deny that." 

Then he made a pause, and looking at her for reply, received a sign 
of assent to his vague proposition, which indeed was safe enough. 

" How can you tell that Mr. Beresford receives as pure benevolence 
all the kindness you show him ] It is very unusual kindness. You 
are kind to everybody, madam, above the ordinary level ; and human 
creatures are curious they think it is their merit that makes you good to 
them, not your own bounty." 

She did not make any reply, but continued to look at him. Her 
attention at least was secured. 

" If I were to tell you the instances of this that have come under 
my own observation ! I have known a poor creature who got much 
kindness in a house on account of his defects and deficiencies, and because 
everybody was sorry for him ; who gave it out, if you'll believe me, and 
really thought, that what his kind friends wanted was to marry him to 
the daughter of the house ! It's not uncommon, and I dare say, without 
going further, that you can remember things which perhaps you have 
laughed at " 

" All this has nothing to do with Mr. Beresford," she said, quietly, 
but with a flush of rising offence. 

" No, no." He made a hesitating answer and looked at her. Mrs. 
Meredith fell into the snare. 

" If he has misunderstood my sympathy for his troubles, if he has 
ventured to suppose " 

" Cara has gone out with her aunt," said Edward, coming in hastily ; 
" but there is surely something wrong in the house. Mr. Beresford 
called me into his room, looking very much distressed. He told me to 
tell you that he thought of leaving home directly; then changed his 
mind, and said I was not to tell you." 

" Why do you tell me, then ? " cried his mother, with impatience. 
" What is it to me where he is going 1 Am I always to be worried with 
other people's troubles 1 L think I have plenty of my own without that." 

Edward looked at her with great surprise. Such outbreaks of 
impatience from his gentle mother were almost unknown to- him. " He 
looks very ill," he said ; " very much disturbed : something must have 
happened. Why should not I tell you ] Are you not interested in our 
old friend ? Then something very extraordinary has happened, I suppose." 

" Oh, my boy," cried Mrs. Meredith, in her excitement, " that is what 
Mr. Sommerville has come about. He says poor James Beresford comes 
too often here. He says I am too kind to him, and that people will talk, 

and he himself thinks Ah ! " she cried suddenly, " what am I saying 

to the boy ? " 






CAEITl. 127 

Edward went up to her hurriedly and put his arm round her, and 
thus standing looked round defiant at the meddler. Oswald, too, entered the 
room at this moment. The hour for luncheon approached, and naturally 
called these young men, still in the first bloom of their fine natural appe- 
tites, from all corners of the house. " What's the matter?" he said. 
But he had another verse of his poem in his head which he was in great 
haste to write down, and he crossed over to the writing-table in the back 
drawing-room, and did not wait for any reply Edward, on the con- 
trary, put the white shield of his own youthfulness at once in front of his 
mother, and indignant met the foe. 

" People have talked a long time, I suppose," said Edward, " that 
there was nobody so kind as my mother ; and I suppose because you have 
trained us, mamma, we don't understand what it means to be too kind. 
You do, sir 1 " ciied the young man, with generous impertinence ; " you 
think it is possible to be too innocent too good ? " 

" Yes, you young idiot ! " cried the old man, jumping up in a mo- 
mentary fury. Then he cooled down and reseated himself with a laugh. 
" There is the bell for lunch," he said ; " and I don't mean to be 
cheated out of the luncheon, which, of course, you will give me, by the 
freaks of these puppies of yours, madam. But Oswald is a philosopher ; 
he takes it easy," he added, looking kesnly at the placid indifference of 
the elder soli. 

" Oswald takes everything easy," said Mrs. Meredith, with a sigh. 
And they went downstairs to luncheon, and no man could have been 
more cheerful, more agreeable than the old Indian. He told them a 
hundred stories, and paid Mrs. Meredith at least a score of compliments. 
" This indulgence will put it out of my power to be at your levee this 
afternoon," he said ; " but there will be plenty of worshippers without me. 
I think the neglected women in this town and no doubt there's many 
should bring a prosecution against ladies like you, Mrs. Meredith, that 
charm more than your share ; and both sexes alike, men and women. I 
hear but one chorus, ' There's nobody so delightful as Mrs. Meredith/ 
wherever I go." 

" We are all proud of your approbation," said Oswald, with much 
solemnity : he was always light-hearted, and had no desire to inquire 
particularly into the commotion of which he had been a witness. But 
Edward kept his eyes upon his mother, who was pale with the excite- 
ment she had come through. What that excitement meant, the young 
man had very little idea. Something had disturbed her, which was 
enough for her son ; and, curiously enough, something had disturbed the 
neighbours too, whom Edward accepted without criticism as we accept 
people whom we have known all our lives. He was curious, and rather 
anxkms, wondering what it might be. 

But as for Mrs. Meredith, the idea of communicating to her sons 
even the suggestion that she could be spoken of with levity, or criticised 
as a woman, appalled her when she thought of it. She had cried out, 



128 CARITA. 

appealing to the boys in her agitation, but the moment after felt that she 
could bear anything rather than make them aware that any one had ven- 
tured upon a word to her on such subjects. She exerted herself to be as 
vivacious as her visitor ; and as vivacity was not in her way, the little 
forced gaiety of her manner attracted the attention of her sons more than 
the greatest seriousness would have done. Even Oswald was roused to 
observe this curious change. " What has happened 1 " he said to his 
brother. He thought the Spy had been finding fault with the expendi- 
ture of the household, and thought with alarm of his own bills, which 
had a way of coming upon him as a surprise when he least expected 
them. It was almost the only thing that could have roused him to 
interest, for Oswald felt the things that affected Oswald to be of more 
importance than anything else could be. As for Edward, he awaited some- 
what tremulously the disclosure which he expected after Mr. Sornmcr- 
ville's departure. But Mrs. Meredith avoided both of them in the commo- 
tion of her feelings. She shut herself up in her own room to ponder the 
question, and, as was natural, her proud impulse of resistance yielded to 
reflection. Her heart ached a good deal for poor Beresford, a little for 
herself. She, too, would miss something. Something would be gone out 
of her life which was good and pleasant. Her heart gave a little sob, a 
sudden ache came into her being. Was there harm in it ] she asked her- 
self, aghast. Altogether the day was not a pleasant one for Mrs. 
Meredith. It seemed to plunge her back into tliose agitations of youth 
from which surely middle age ought to deliver a woman. It wronged 
her in her own eyes, making even her generous temper a shame to 
her. Had she been too good 1 as he said too kind 1 an accusation which 
is hurtful, and means something like insult to a woman, though to no 
other creature. Too kind ! No expression of contempt, no insinuated 
slander can be more stinging than this imputation of having been too 
kind. Had she been too kind to her sorrowful neighbour 1 had she led 
him to believe that her kindness was something more than kindness 1 ? 
She, whose special distinction it was to be kind, whose daily court was 
established on no other foundation, whose kindness was the breath of her 
nostrils ; was this quality, of which she had come to be modestly con- 
scious, and of which, perhaps, she was a little proud, to be the instrument 
of her humiliation 1 She was not a happy wife, nor indeed a wife at all, 
except in distant and not very pleasant recollection, and in the fact that 
she had a watchful husband, at the end of the world, keeping guard over 
her. Was it possible that she had given occasion for his interference, 
laid herself open to his scorn 1 ? It seemed to the poor woman as if 
heaven and earth had leagued against her. Too kind ; suspected by the 
jealous man who watched her, despised by the ungrateful man by whom 
her tender generosity had been misinterpreted. She sent down a message 
to Cara that she was not going out. She sent word to her visitors that 
she had a headache. She saw nobody all day long. Too kind ! The 
accusation stung in the tenderest point, and was more than she could 
bear. 




I KNEW THERE WOULD BE NONE TO LOVE LIKE THEM, WHENEVER I MIGHT GO. 



THE 



CORNHILL MAGAZINE. 



FEBRUAEY, 1877. 



(l~rcm;t; or, 



CHAPTER XVII. 
HARD AND SOFT. 

EFORE very long it was 
manifest enough that Mr. 
Gundry looked down upon 
Miss Sylvester with a 
large contempt. But while 
this raised my opinion ol 
his judgment, it almost 
deprived me of a great 
relief, the relief of suppos- 
ing that he wished hu 
grandson to marry this 
Pennsylvania. For al- 
though her father, with 
his pigs and cattle, and a 
low sort of hostelry which 
he kept, could settle " a 
good pile of dollars " upon 
her, and had kept her at 
the * learnedest ladies' 
college" even in San Fran- 
cisco, till he himself trembled at her erudition, still it was scarcely 
to be believed that a man of the Sawyer's strong common sense, and 
disregard of finery, would ever accept for his grandchild a girl made 
of affectation, vulgarity, and conceit. And one day quite in the early 
VOL. xxxv. NO. 206. 7. 




1 30 EREMA. 

spring, he was so much vexed with the fine lady's airs, that he left no 
doubt about his meaning. 

Miss Sylvester was very proud of the figure she made on horseback ; 
and having been brought up, perhaps as a child, to ride after pigs and so 
on, she must have had fine opportunities of acquiring a graceful style 
of horsemanship. And now she dashed through thick and thin in a 
most commanding manner, caring no more for a snowdrift than ladies 
do for a scraping of the road. No one with the least observation could 
doubt that this yoiing woman was extremely anxious to attract Firm 
Gundry's notice ; and therefore, on the day above spoken of, once more she 
rode over, with her poor father in waiting upon her, as usual. 

Now I know very well how many faults I have, and to deny them 
has never been my practice ; but this is the honest and earnest truth, 
that no smallness of mind, or narrowness of feeling, or want of large 
or fine sentiments, made me bolt my door when that girl was in the 
house. I simply refused, after seeing her once, to have anything more 
to say to her ; by no means because of my birth and breeding (which 
are things that can be most easily waived, when the difference is acknow- 
ledged) nor yet on account of my being brought Tip in the company of 
ladies, nor even by reason of any dislike which her bold brown eyes put into 
me. My cause was sufficient, and just, and wise. I felt myself here as 
a very young girl, in safe, and pure, and honest hands, yet thrown on my 
own discretion, without any feminine guidance whatever. And I had 
learned enough from the wise French sisters, to know at a glance that 
Miss Sylvester was not a young woman who would do me good. 

Even Uncle Sam, who was full of thought and delicate care about 
me, so far as a man can understand, and so far as his simple shrewdness 
went, in spite of all his hospitable ways, and open universal welcome, 
though he said not a word (as on such a point he was quite right in doing) 
even he, as I knew by his manner, was quite content with my decision. 
But Firm, being young, and in many ways stupid, made a little grievance 
of it. And, of course, Miss Sylvester made a great one. 

" Oh, I do declare, I am going away," through my open window I 
heard her exclaim in her sweetly affected tone, at the end of that 
long visit, "without even having the honour of saying a kind word 
to your young visitor. Do not wait for me^ -papa ; I must pay my 
devoirs. Such a distinguished and travelled person can hardly be afflicted 
with mauvaise honte. Why does she not rush to embrace me ? All the 
French people do ; and she is so French. Let me see her, for the sake 
of my accent." 

"We don't want no French here, ma'am," replied .Uncle Sam, as 
Sylvester rode off, " and the young lady wants no Doctor Hunt. Her 
health is as good as your own, and you never catch no French actions 
from her. If she wanted to see you, she would a' come down." 

" Oh now, this is too barbarous ! Colonel Gundry, you are the most 
tyrannous man ; in your own dominions an autocrat. Everybody says 



EEEMA. 131 

so, but I never would believe it. Oh, don't let me go away with that 
impression. And you do look so good-natured ! " 

"And so I mean to look, Miss Penny, until you are out of sight." 

The voice of the Sawyer was more dry than that of his oldest and 
rustiest saw. The fashionable and highly-finished girl had no idea what 
to make of him ; but gave her young horse a sharp cut, to show her 
figure as she reined him : and then galloping off, she kissed her tan 
gauntlet with crimson network down it, and left Uncle Sam to revolve 
his rudeness, with the dash of the wet road scattered in the air. 

" I wouldn't a' spoke to her so coarse," he said to Firm, who now 
returned from opening the gate and delivering his farewell, " if she 
wasn't herself so extra particular, gild me, and sky-blue my mouldings 
fine. How my mother would a' stared at the sight of such a gal ! Keep 
free of her, my lad, keep free of her. But no harm to put her on, to keep 
our Missy alive and awake, my boy." 

Immediately I withdrew from earshot, more deeply mortified than I 
can tell, and perhaps doing Firm an injustice by not waiting for his 
answer. I knew not then how lightly men will speak of such delicate 
subjects ; and it set me more against all thoughts of Firm than a month's 
reflection could have done. When I came to know more of the world I 
saw that I had been very foolish. At the time, however, I was firmly set 
in a strong resolve to do that which alone seemed right, or even possible 
to quit with all speed a place which could no longer be suited for me. 

For several days I feared to say a single word about it, while 
equally I condemned myself, for having so little courage. But it was 
not as if there were anybody to help me, or tell me what to do ; some- 
times I was bold with a surety of right, and then again I shook with the 
fear of being wrong. Because, through the whole of it, I felt how 
wonderfully well I had been treated, and what a great debt I owed of 
kindness ; and it seemed to be only a nasty little pride which made me 
so particular. And being so unable to settle for myself, I waited for 
something to settle it. 

Something came, in a way which I had not by any means expected. 
I had told Suan Isco how glad I was that Firm had fixed his liking 
steadily upon Miss Sylvester. If any woman on earth could be trusted 
not to say a thing again, that one was this good Indian. Not only 
because of her provident habits, but also in right of the difficulty which 
encompassed her in our language. But she managed to get over both of 
these, and to let Mr. Ephraim know, as cleverly as if she had lived in 
drawing-rooms, whatever I had said about him. She did it for the best ; 
but it put him in a rage, which he came at once to have out with me. 

" And so, Miss Erema," he said, throwing down his hat upon the table 
of the little parlour, where I sat with an old book of Norman ballads ; 
" I have your best wishes then, have I, for a happy marriage with Miss 
Sylvester?" 

I was greatly surprised at the tone of his voice, while the flush on 

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1 32 EREMA. 

his cheeks and the flash of his eyes, and even his quick heavy tread, 
showed plainly that his mind was a little out of balance. He deserved 
it, however, and I could not grieve. 

" You have my best wishes," I replied demurely, " for any state of 
life to which you may be called. You could scarcely expect any less of 
me than that." 

" How kind you are ! But do you really wish that I should marry 
old Sylvester's girl 1 " 

Firm, as he asked this question, looked so bitterly reproachful (as if 
he were saying, " Do you wish to see me hanged 1 ") while his eyes took 
a form which reminded me so of the Sawyer in a furious puzzle, that it 
was impossible for me to answer as lightly as I meant to do. 

" No, I cannot say, Firm, that I wish it at all ; unless your heart is 

set on it " 

"Don't you know then where my heart is set? " he asked me in a 
deep voice, coming nearer, and taking the ballad-book from my hands. 
" Why will you feign not to know, Erema, who is the only one I can 
ever think of twice ? Above me, I know, in every possible way birth, 
and education, and mind, and appearance, and now far above me in 
money as well. But what are all these things ? Try to think, if only 
you could like me. Liking gets over everything ; and without it, nothing 
is anything. Why do I like you so, Ereina ? Is it because of your birth, 
and teaching, and manners, and sweet looks, and all that ; or even 
because of your troubles 1 " 

" How can I tell, Firm, how can I tell 1 Perhaps it is just because 
of myself. And why do you do it at all, Firm ? " 

"Ah, why do I do it 1 ? How I wish I knew; perhaps then I might 
cure it. To begin with, what is there, after all, so very wonderful about 
you?" 

" Oh nothing, I should hope. Most surely nothing. It would grieve 
me to be at all wonderful. That I leave for American ladies." 

" Now you don't understand me. I mean of course that you are 
wonderfully good and kind, and clever ; and your eyes, I am sure, and 
your lips, and smile, and all your other features there is nothing about 
them that can be called anything else but wonderful." 

" Now, Firm, how exceedingly foolish you are ! I did hope that you 
knew better." 

" Erema, I never shall know better. I never can swerve or change, 
if I live to be a hundred-and-fifty. You think me presumptuous, no 
doubt, from what you are brought up to. And you are so young, that 
to seek to bind you, even if you loved me, would be an unmanly thing. 
But now you are old enough, and you know your own mind surely well 
enough, just to say, whether you feel as if you could ever love me as I 
love you." 

He turned away, as if he felt that he had no right to press me so, 
and blamed himself for selfishness ; and I liked him better for doing 



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that, than for anything he had done before. Yet I knew that I ought 
to speak clearly, and though my voice was full of tears, I tried. 

" Dear Firm," I said, as I took his hand, and strove to look at him 
steadily, " I like and admire you very much ; and by and by by and 
by, I might that is, if you did not hurry me. Of all the obstacles you 
have mentioned, none is worth considering. I am nothing but a poor 
castaway, owing my life to Uncle Sam and you. But one thing there is 
which could never be got over, even if I felt as you feel towards me. 
Never can I think of little matters, or of turning my thoughts to to 
any such things as you speak of, as long as a vile reproach and wicked 
imputation lies on me. And before even that, I have to think of my 
father, who gave his life for me. Firm, I have been here too long 
delaying, and wasting my time in trifles. I ought to have been in 
Europe long ago. If I am old enough for what you talk of, I am old 
enough to do my duty. If I am old enough for love, as it is called, I am 
old enough for hate. I have more to do with hate than love, I think." 

" Erema," cried Firm, " what a puzzle you are ! I never even 
dreamed that you could be so fierce. You are enough to frighten Uncle 
Sam himself." 

" If I frighten you, Firm, that is quite enough. You see now how 
vain it is to say another word." 

"I do not see anything of the sort. Come back ; and look at me 
quite calmly." 

Being frightened at the way in which I had spoken, and having 
passed the prime of it, I obeyed him in a moment, and came xip gently, 
and let him look at me, to his liking. For little as I thought of such 
things till now, I seemed already to know more about them, or at least 
to wonder which is the stir of the curtain of knowledge. I did not say 
anything, but laboured to think nothing, and to look up with unconscious 
eyes. But Firm put me out altogether by his warmth, and made me 
flutter like a stupid little bird. 

" My darling," he said, smoothing back my hair, with a kindness 
such as I could not resent, and quieting me with his clear blue eyes, 
" you are not fit for the stormy life to which your high spirit is devoting 
you. You have not the hardness and bitterness of mind, the cold self- 
possession and contempt of others, the power of dissembling and the iron 
will in a word, the fundamental nastiness, without which you never could 
get through such a job. Why, you cannot be contemptuous even to me ! " 

" I should hope not. I should earn your contempt, if I could." 

" There, you are ready to cry at the thought. Erema, do not mistake 
yourself. Remember that your father would never have wished it 
would have given his life ten thousand times over, to prevent it. Why 
did he bring you to this remote, inaccessible part of the world, except to 
save you from further thought of evil ? He knew that we listen to no 
rumours here, no social scandals, or malignant lies ; but we value people 
as we find them. He meant this to be a haven for you ; and so it shall 



134 EREMA. 

be, if you will only rest ; and you shall be the queen, of it. Instead of 
redressing his memoiy now, you would only distress his spirit. What 
does he care for the world's gossip now 1 But he does care for your 
happiness. I am not old enough to tell you things, as I should like to 
tell them. I wish I could how I wish I could ! It would make all 
the difference to me." 

" It would make no difference, Firm, to me ; because I should know 
it was selfishness. Not selfishness of yours, I mean, for you never could 
be selfish but the vilest selfishness of mine, the same as starved my 
father. Yon cannot see things as I see them, or else you would not talk 
so. When you know that a thing is right, you do it. Can you tell me 
otherwise ? If you did, I should despise you." 

" If you put it so, I can say no more. You will leave us for ever, 
Erema?" 

" No, not for ever. If the good God wills it, I will come back, when 
my work is done. Forgive me, dear Firm, and forget me." 

" There is nothing to forgive, Ereiua. But a great deal I never can 
hope to forget." 

CHAPTER XVIII. 
OUT OF THE GOLDEN GATE. 

LITTLE things, or what we call little, always will come in among great 
ones, or at least among those which we call great. Before I passed the 
Golden Gate, in the clipper ship Bridal Veil (so called from one of the 
Yosemite cascades) I found out what I had long wished to know, why 
Firm had a crooked nose. At least, it could hardly be called crooked, 
if anybody looked right at ib. But still it departed from the bold 
straight line, which nature must have meant for it. everything else about 
him being as right as could be required. This subject had troubled me 
more than once ; though, of course, it had nothing whatever to do with 
the point of view whence I regarded him. 

Suan Isco could not tell me, neither could Martin of the mill ; I 
certainly could not ask Firm himself, as the Sawyer told me to do, when 
once I put the question, in despair, to him. But now, as we stood on 
the wharf, exchanging farewells perhaps for ever, and tears of anguish 
were in my eyes, and my heart was both full and empty, ample and un- 
expected light was thrown on the curvature of Finn's nose. 

For a beautiful girl, of about my own age and very nicely dressed, 
came up, and spoke to the Sawyer (who stood at my side), and then 
with a blush took his grandson's hand. Firm took off his hat to her 
very politely, but allowed her to see perhaps by his manner that he was 
particularly engaged just now ; and the young lady, with a quick glance 
at me, walked off to rejoin her party. But a garrulous old negro servant, 
who seemed to be in attendance upon her, ran up and caught Firm by 
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"How young Massa's poor nose clis longtime? How him feel, 
spose now again ] "- lie inquired with a deferential grin. " Young 
Massa ebber able take a pinch of good snuff] He, he, Missy berry 
heavy den. Missy no learn to dance de nose polka den ? " 

" What on earth does he mean 1 " I could not help asking, in spite 
of our sorrowful farewell, as the negro went on with sundry other jokes 
and cackles at his own facetiousness. And then Uncle Sam, to divert 
my thoughts, while I waited for signal to say good-bye, told me how 
Firm got a slight twist to his nose. 

Ephraim Grind ry had been well taught, in all the common things a 
man should learn, at a good quiet school at " Frisco," which distinguished 
itself from all other schools by not calling itself a college. And when 
he was leaving, to begin home-life, with as much put into him as he 
could manage for his nature was not bookish when he was just 
seventeen years old, and tall, and straight, and upright, but not set into 
great bodily strength, which could not yet be expected, a terrible fire 
broke out in a great block of houses newly occupied, over against 
the school-house front. Without waiting for master's leave or 
matron's, the boys in the Californian style jumped over the fencing and 
went to help. And they found a great crowd collected, and flames 
flaring out of the top of the house. At the top of the house, according 
to a stupid and therefore general practice, was the nursery, made of more 
nurses than children, as often happens with rich people. The nurses 
had run away for their lives, taking two of the children with them ; but 
the third, a fine little girl of ten, had been left behind, and now ran to 
the window, with red hot flames behind her. The window was open, 
and barbs of fire, like serpent's tongues, played over it. 

" Jump, child, jump, for God's sake, jump ! " cried half a hundred 
people, while the poor scared creature quivered on the ledge, and shrank 
from the frightful depth below. At last, stung by a scorching volley, 
she gathered her nightgown tight, and leaped, trusting to the many 
faces and the many arms raised towards her. But though many gallant 
men were there, only one stood fast just where she fell, and that one was 
the youth, Firm Gundry. Upon him she fell, like a stone from heaven, 
and though he held up his arms, in the smoky glare, she came down 
badly. Badly at least for him, but as her father said, providentially. 
For one of her soles, or heels, alighted on the bridge of Ephraim's young 
nose. He caught her on his chest, and forgetful of himself, he bore her 
to her friends triumphantly, unharmed, and almost smiling. But the 
symmetry of an important part of his face was spoiled for ever. 

When I heard of this noble affair, and thought of my own pusillani- 
mous rendering for verily I had been low enough, from rumours ot 
Firm's pugnacity, to attribute these little defects of line to some fisticuffs 
with some miner I looked at Firm's nose, through the tears in my 
eyes, and had a great mind not to go away at all. For what is the 
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had some guesses not the power of moving multitudes, with eloquence 
or by orders, not the elevation of one tribe through the lowering of 
others, nor even the imaginary lift of all, by sentiments as yet above 
them ; there may be glory in all of these, but the greatness is not with 
them. It remains with those who behave like Firm, and get their noses 
broken. 

However, I did not know those things, at that time of life, though I 
thought it right for every man to be brave and good ; and I could not 
help asking who the young lady was, as if that were part of the heroism. 
The Sawyer, who never was unready for a joke, of however ancient 
quality, gave a gi'eat wink at Firm (which I failed to understand), and 
asked him how much the young lady was worth. He expected that 
Firm would say, " Five hundred thousand dollars " which was about 
her value, I believe and Uncle Sam wanted me to hear it ; not that he 
eared a single cent himself, but to let me know what Firm could do. 

Firm, however, was not to be led into any trap of that sort. Ho 
knew me better than the old man did, and that nothing would stir me 
to jealousy ; and he quite disappointed the Sawyer. 

" I have never asked what she is worth," he said, with a glance of 
contempt at money ; " but she scarcely seems worth looking -at, com- 
pared compared with certain others." 

In the distance I saw the young lady again, attempting no attraction, 
but walking along quite harmlessly, with the talkative negro after her. 
It would have been below me to pursue the subject, and I waited for 
others to reopen it ; but I heard no more about her until I had been for 
more than a week at sea, and was able again to feel interest. Then I 
heard that her name was Annie Banks, of the firm of Heniker, Banks, 
& Co., who owned the ship I sailed in. 

But now it was nothing to me who she was, or how beautiful, or 
how wealthy, when I clung for the last time to Uncle Sam, and im- 
plored him not to forget me. Over and over again he promised to be 
full of thoughts of me; even when the new mill was started, which 
would be a most trying time. He bowed his tall white head into my 
shevelled hair, and blessed and kissed me, although I never deserved it, 
and a number of people were looking on. Then I laid my hand in 
Firm's ; and he did not lift it to his lips, or sigh, but pressed it long and 
softly, and looked into my eyes without a word. And I knew that 
there would be none to love like them, wherever I might go. 

But the last of all to say " Good-by " was my beloved Jowler. He 
jumped into the boat after me (for we were obliged to have a boat, the 
ship having laden further down), and he put his forepaws on my shoul- 
ders, and whined, and drooped his under-jaw. And when he looked at 
me, as he used, to know whether I was in fun or earnest, with more 
expression in his bright brown eyes than any human being has, I fell 
back under his weight and sobbed, and could not look at any one. 

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the Golden Gate, the entrance to what will one day be the capital of the 
world, perhaps. For, as our captain said, all power, and human energy 
and strength are always going westward ; and when they come here 
they must stop, or else they would be going eastward again, which they 
never yet have done. His argument may have been right or wrong 
and indeed it must have been one or the other but who could think of 
such things now, with a grander thing than human power human love 
fading away behind ? I could not even bear to see the glorious moun- 
tains sinking, but ran below, and cried for hours, until all was dark and 
calm. 

The reason for my sailing by this particular ship, and indeed rather 
suddenly, was that an old friend and Cornish cousin of Mr. Gundry, 
who had spent some years in California, was now returning to England 
by the Bridal Veil. This Avas Major Hockin, an officer of the British 
army, now on half- pay, and getting on in years. His wife was going 
home with him ; for their children were married and settled in England, 
all but one now in San Francisco. And that one being well placed in the 
firm of Heniker, Banks, & Co., had obtained for his father and mother 
passage, upon favourable terms, which was as we say " an object to them." 

For the Major, though admirably connected (as his kinship to 
Colonel Gundry showed), and having a baronet not far off (if the twists 
of the world were set aside), also having served his country, and received 
a furrow on the top of his head, which made him brush his hair up, 
nevertheless, or all the more for that, was as poor as a British officer 
must be, without official sesame. How he managed to feed and teach a 
large and not clever family, and train them all to fight their way in a 
battle worse than any of his own, and make gentlemen and ladies of 
them, whatever they did or wherever they went, he only knew, and his 
faithful wife, and the Lord who helps brave poverty. Of such things he 
never spoke, unless his temper was aroused by luxury, and self- 
indulgence, and laziness. 

But now he was a little better off, through having his children off his 
hands, and by means of a little property left him by a distant relative. 
He was on his way home to see to this ; and a better man never 
returned to England, after always standing up for her. 

Being a child in the ways of the world, and accustomed to large 
people, I could not make out Major Hockin at first, and thought him. 
no more than a little man, with many peculiarities. For he was not so 
tall as myself, until he put his high-heeled boots on, and he made such a 
stir about trifles at which Uncle Sam would have only grunted, that I 
took him to be nothing more than a fidgety old campaigner. He wore a 
black-rimmed double eyeglass with blue side-lights at his temples, and 
h's hat, from the shape of his forehead, hung back ; he had narrow white 
wiry whiskers, and a Roman nose, and most prominent chin, and keen grey 
eyes with gingery brows, which contracted, like sharp little gables over 
them, whenever anything displeased him. Rosy cheeks, tight-drawn, 

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close-shaven, and gleaming with friction of yellow soap, added vigour to 
the general expression of his face, which was firm, and quick, and 
straightforward. The weather being warm, and the tropics close at 
hand. Major Hockin was dressed in a fine suit of Nankin, spruce and 
trim, and beautifully made, setting off his spare and active figure, which, 
though he was sixty-two years of age, seemed always to be ready for a 
game of leapfrog. 

We were three days out of the Golden Gate, and the hills of the 
coast-ridge were faint and small, and the spires of the lower Nevada 
could only be caught when the hot haze lifted ; and everybody lay about 
in our ship where it seemed to afford the least smell and heat ; and 
nobody for a moment di-eamed for we really all were dreaming of 
anybody with energy enough to be disturbed about anything, when 
Major Hockin burst in upon us all (who were trying not to be red-hot 
in the feeble shade of poop-awnings), leading by the hand an ancient 
woman, scarcely dressed with decency, and howling in a tone very sad 
to hear. 

" This lady has been robbed ! " cried the Major ; " robbed, not fifteen 
feet below us. Robbed, ladies and gentlemen, of the most cherished 
treasures of her life, the portrait of her only son, the savings of "a life of 
honest toil, her poor dead husband's tobacco-box, and a fine cut of 
Colorado cheese." 

" Ten pounds and a quarter, gospel-true ! " cried the poor woman, 
wringing her hands, and searching for any kind face among us. 

" Go to the Captain," muttered one sleepy gentleman. " Go to the 
devil," said another sleepy man ; " what have we to do with it 1 " 

" I will neither go to the Captain," replied the Major, very distinctly, 
" nor yet to the devil, as a fellow who is not a man has dared to suggest 

/ x. OO 

to me " 

" All tied in my own pocket-handkerchief ! " the poor old woman 
began to scream ; " the one with the three-cornered spots upon 'un. 
Only two have I ever owned in all my life, and this were the veiy best 
of 'em. Oh dear, oh dear, that ever I should come to this exposing of 
my things ! " 

" Madam, you shall have justice done, as sure as my name is 
Hockin. Gentlemen and ladies, if you are not all asleep, how would 
you like to be treated so 1 Because the weather is a trifle warm, there 
you lie like a parcel of Mexicans. If anybody picked your pockets, 
would you have life enough to roll over ? " 

" I don't think I should," said a fat young Briton, with a very good- 
natured face; "but for a poor woman I can stand upright. Major 
Hockin, here is a guinea for her. Perhaps more of us will give a trifle." 

" Well done ! " cried the Major ; " but not so much as that. Let us 
first ascertain all the rights of the case. Perhaps half-a-crown apiece 
would reach it." 

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afterwards ; for the old lady's handkerchief was in her lox, lost under 
some more of her property ; and the tide of sleepy charity taking this 
direction under such vehement impulse, several other steerage pas- 
sengers lost their goods, but found themselves too late in doing so. But 
the Major was satisfied, and the rude man who had told him to go amiss, 
begged his pardon, and thus we sailed 011 slowly and peaceably. ' 



CHAPTER XIX. 
INSIDE THE CHANNEL. 

THAT little incident threw some light upon Major Hockin's character. It 
was not for himself alone that he was so particular, or, as many would 
call it, fidgety, to have everything done properly; for if anything came 
to his knowledge which he thought unfair to any one, it concerned him 
almost as much as if the wrong had been done to his own home self. 
Through this he had fallen into many troubles, for his impressions 
were not always accurate, but they taught him nothing ; or rather, as 
his wife said, " the Major could not help it." The leading journals of 
the various places in which Major Hockin sojourned had published his 
letters of grievances sometimes, in the absence of the chief editor, and 
had suffered in purse by doing so. But the Major always said, " Venti- 
late it, ventilate the subject, my dear sir ; bring public opinion to bear 
on it." And Mrs. Hockin always said that it was her husband to 
whom belonged the whole credit of this new and spirited use of the fine 
word " ventilation." 

As betwixt this faithful pair, it is scarcely needful perhaps to say 
that the Major was the master. His sense of justice dictated that, as 
well as his general briskness. Though he was not at all like Mr. Gundry 
in undervaluing female mind, his larger experience and more frequent 
intercourse with our sex had taught him to do justice to us ; and it was 
pleasant to hear him often defer to the judgment of ladies. But this he 
did more perhaps in theory than in practice ; yet it made all the ladies 
declare to one another that he was a perfect gentleman. And so he was ; 
though he had his faults ; but his faults were such as we approve of. 

But Mrs. Hockin had no fault in any way worth speaking of. 
And whatever she had was her husband's doing, through her desire 
to keep up with him. She was pretty, even now in her sixtieth year, 
and a great deal prettier because she never tried to look younger. 
Silver hair, and gentle eyes, and a forehead in which all the cares of 
eight children had scarcely imprinted a wrinkle, also a kind expression 
of interest in whatever was spoken of, with a quiet voice and smile, and 
a power of not saying too much at a time, combined to make this lady 
pleasant. 

Without any fuss or declaration, she took me immediately under her 
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Suan Isco and the gentle Sawyer, she found many things in me to 
amend, which she did by example and without reproof. She shielded 
me also in the cleverest way from the curiosity of the saloon, which at 
first was very trying. For the Bridal Veil being a well-known ship 
both for swift passages and for equipment, almost every berth was- 
taken, and when the weather was calm, quite a large assembly sat down 
to dinner. Among these, of course, were some ill-bred people ; and my 
youth and reserve, and self-consciousness, and so on, made my reluc- 
tant face the mark for many a long and searching gaze. My own wish 
had been not to dine thus in public; but hearing that my absence 
would only afford fresh grounds for curiosity, I took my seat between 
the Major and his wife, the former having pledged himself to the latter 
to leave everything to her management. His temper was tried more 
than once to its utmost which was not a very great distance but he 
kept his word, and did not interfere ; and I having had some experience 
with Firm, eschewed all perception of glances. And as for all words, 
Mrs. Hockin met them with an obtuse obliqueness ; so that after a day 
or two it was settled that nothing could be done about " Miss Wood." 

It had been a very sore point to come to, and cost an unparalleled 
shed of pride, that I should be shorn of two-thirds of my name, and be 
called " Miss Wood," like almost anybody else. I refused to entertain 
such a very poor idea, and clung to the name which had always been 
mine for my father would never depart from it and I even burst into 
tears, which would, I suppose, be called " sentimental ; " but still the 
stern fact stared me in the face I must go as " Miss Wood," or not go 
at all. Upon this Major Hockin had insisted ; and even Colonel Gun- 
dry could not move him from his resolution. 

Uncle Sam had done his utmost, as was said before, to stop me from 
fishing to go at all ; but when he found my whole heart bent upon it, 
and even my soul imperilled by the sense of neglecting life's chief duty, 
his own stern sense of right came in, and sided with my prayers to him. 
And so it was that he let me go, with pity for my youth and sex, but a 
knowledge that I was in good hands, and an inborn, perhaps " Puritanical" 
faith, that the Lord of all right would see to me. 

The Major, on the other hand, had none of this. He differed from. 
Uncle Sam as much as a trim-cut and highly-cultured garden-tree differs 
from a great spreading king of the woods. He was not without a strict 
sense of religion, especially when he had to inarch men to church ; and 
he never even used a bad word, except when wicked facts compelled 
him. When properly let alone, and allowed to nurse his own opinions, 
he had a i-espectable idea that all things wepe certain' to be ordered for 
the best ; but nothing enraged him so much as to tell him that, when 
things went against him, or even against his predictions. 

It was lucky for me, then, that Major Hockin had taken a most ad^ 
verse view of my case. He formed his opinions with the greatest haste, 
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generous of mankind, if generous means one quite full of his genus. 
And in my little case, he had made up his mind, that the whole of the 
facts were against me. " Fact," was his favourite word, and one which 
ne always used with great effect; for nobody knows very well what it 
means, as it does not belong to our language. And so when he said that 
the facts were against me, who was there to answer that facts are not truth ? 

This fast-set conclusion of his was known to me, not through himself, 
but through his wife. For I could not yet bring myself to speak of the 
things that lay close at my heart to him ; though I knew that he must 
be aware of them. And he, like a gentleman, left me to begin. I could 
often see that he was ready and quite eager to give me the benefit of his 
opinion, which would only have turned me against him, and irritated 
him perhaps with me. And having no home in England, or indeed, I 
might say, anywhere, I was to live with the Major and his wife, 
supposing that they could arrange it so, until I should discover rela- 
tives. 

We had a long and stormy voyage, although we set sail so fairly ; and 
I thought that we never should round Cape Horn in the teeth of the 
furious north-east winds : and after that we lay becalmed, I have no idea 
in what latitude, though the passengersnow talked quite like seamen, at 
least till the sea got up again. However, at last we made the English 
Channel, in the dreary days of November, and after more peril there 
than anywhere else, we were safely docked at Southampton. Here the 
Major was met by two dutiful daughters, bringing their husbands and 
children, and I saw more of family-life (at a distance) than had fallen to 
my lot to observe before ; and although there were many little jars and 
brawls and cuts at one another, I was sadly inclined to wish sometimes 
for some brothers and sisters to quarrel with. 

But having none to quarrel with, and none to love, except good Mrs. 
Hockin, who went away by train immediately, I spent such a wretched 
time in that town, that I longed to be back in the Bridal Veil in 
the very worst of weather. The ooze of the shore and the reek of 
the water, and the dreary flatness of the land around (after the glorious 
heaven-clad heights, which made me ashamed of littleness), also the rough 
stupid stare of the men, when I went about as an American lady may 
freely do in America, and the sharpness of everybody's voice (instead of 
the genial tones which those who cannot produce them call "nasal," but 
which from a higher view are cordial) taken one after other, or all toge- 
ther, these things made me think, in the first flush of thought, that Eng- 
land was not a nice country. After a little while, I found that I had 
been a great deal too quick ; as foreigners are with things which require 
quiet comprehension. For instance, I was annoyed at having a stupid 
woman put over me, as if I could not mind myself a cook, or a nurse, or 
housekeeper, or something very useful in the Hockin family, but to me 
a mere incumbrance, and (as I thought in my wrath sometimes), a spy. 
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thoroughly civilised country, that I could not even stay in private lodg- 
ings, where I had a great deal to think of, without this dull creature 
being forced upon me ] But the Major so ordered it ; and I gave in. 

There I must have stayed for the slowest three months ever passed 
without slow starvation, finishing my growth, but not knowing how to 
" form my mind," as I was told to do. Major HockLa came -down, 
once or twice, to see me ; and though I did not like him, yet it was 
almost enough to make me do so, to see a little liveliness. But I could 
not and would not put up with a frightful German baron of music, 
with a polished card like a toast-rack, whom the Major tried to impress 
on me. As if I could stop to take music-lessons ! 

" Miss Wood," said Major Hockin, in his strongest manner, the last 
time he came to see me : "I stand to you in loco parentis. That means, 
with the duties, relationships, responsibilities, and what not, of the un- 
fortunate I should say rather of the beloved parent deceased. I wish 
to be more careful of you, than of a daughter of my own. A great deal 
more careful, ten times, Miss Wood. I may say a thousand times more 
careful, because you have not had the discipline which a daughter of 
mine would have enjoyed. And you are so impulsive, when you take 
an idea. You judge everybody by your likings. That leads fo error, 
error, error." 

" My name is not Miss Wood," I answered ; " my name is ' Erema 
Castlewood.' Whatever need may have been on board ship for nobody 
knowing who I am, surely I may have my own name now." 

When anybody says " surely," at once up springs a question ; nothing 
being sure, and the word itself at heart quite interrogative. The Major 
knew all those little things, which manage women so manfully. So he 
took me by the hand, and led me to the light, and looked at me. 

I had not one atom of Russian twist, or dyed China-grass in my 
hair, or even the ubiquitous aid of horse and cow ; neither in my face 
or figure was I conscious of false presentment. The Major was welcome 
to lead me to the light and to throw up all his spectacles, and gaze with 
all his eyes. My only vexation was with myself, because I could not 
keep the weakness which a stranger should not see out of my eyes ; 
iipon sudden remembrance, who it was that used to have the right to 
do such things to me. This it was, and nothing else, that made me 
drop my eyes perhaps. 

" There, there, my dear ! " said Major Hockin, in a softer voice than 
usual ; " pretty fit you are to combat with the world, and defy the 
world, and brave the world, and abolish the world or at least the 
world's opinion ! ' Bo to a goose' you can say, my dear ; but no ' bo ' to 
a gander. No, no, do quietly what I advise by-the-by, you have never 
asked my advice ! " 

I cannot have been hypocritical ; for of all things I detest that most ; 
but in good faith I said, being conquered by the Major's relaxation of his 
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" Oh, why have you never offered it to me ? You knew that I never 
could ask for it." 

For the moment he looked surprised, as if our ideas had gone cross- 
wise ; and then he remembered many little symptoms of my faith in his 
opinions ; which was now growing inevitable, with his wife and daughters, 
and many grandchildren all certain that he was a Solomon. 

" Erema," he said, " you are a dear good girl, though sadly, sadly, 
romantic. I had no idea that you had so much sense. I will talk with 
you, Erema, when we both have leisure." 

" I am quite at leisure, Major Hockin," I replied ; " and only too 
happy to listen to you." 

" Yes, yes, I dare say. You are in lodgings. You can do exactly 
as you please. But I have a basin of ox-tail soup, a cutlet, and a wood- 
cock waiting for me, at the Cosmopolitan Hotel. Bless me, I am five 
minutes late already ! I will come and have a talk with you after- 
wards." 

" Thank you," I said ; " we had better leave it. It seems of no im- 
portance, compared compared with " 

" My dinner ! " said the Major ; but he was offended, and so was I a 
little, though neither of vis meant to vex the other. 



CHAPTEK XX. 
BRUNTSEA. 

IT would be unfair to Major Hockin to take him for an extravagant 
man or a self-indulgent one, because of the good dinner he had ordered, 
and his eagerness to sit down to it. Through all the best years of his 
life he had been most frugal, abstemious, and self-denying, grudging 
every penny of his own expense, but sparing none for his family. And 
now, when he found himself so much better off, with more income and 
less outlay, he could not be blamed for enjoying good things, with the 
wholesome zest of abstinence. 

For, coming to the point, and going well into the matter, the Major 
had discovered that the " little property " left to him, and which he was 
come to see to, really was quite a fine estate for any one who knew how 
to manage it, and would not spare courage and diligence. And of these 
two qualities he had such abundance, that without any outlet they might 
have turned him sour. 

The property lately devised to him by bis cousin, Sir Rufus Hockin, 
had long been far more plague than profit to that idle baronet. Sir 
Rufus hated all exertion/yet could not comfortably put up with the only 
alternative extortion. Having no knowledge of his cousin Nick 
(except that he was indefatigable), and knowing his own son to be lazier 
even than himself had been, longing also to inflict even posthumous jus- 
tice upon the land-agent, with the glad consent of his heir he left this 



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distant, fretful, and naked spur of land to his beloved cousin, Major 
Nicholas Hockin. 

The Major first heard of this unexpected increase of his belongings 
while he was hoveling, in the land of gold, between his desire to specu- 
late and his dread of speculation. At once he consulted our Colonel 
Gundry, who met him by appointment at Sacramento ; and Uncle Sam 
having a vast idea of the value of land in England, which the Major 
naturally made the most of, now being an English landowner, they spent 
a most pleasant evening, and agreed upon the line marked out by 
Providence. 

Thus it was that he came home, bringing (by kind arrangement) me, 
who was much more trouble than comfort to him, and at first disposed 
to be cold and curt. And thus it was that I was left so long in that 
wretched Southampton, under the care of a very kind person who never 
could understand me. And all this while (as I ought to have known, 
without any one to tell me) Major Hockin was testing the value and 
beating the bounds of his new estate, and prolonging his dinner from one 
to two courses, or three if he had been travelling. His property was 
large enough to afford him many dinners, and rich enough (when rightly 
treated) to insure their quality. 

Bruntsea is a quiet little village on the south-east coast of England, in 
Kent or in Sussex, I am not sure which ; for it has a constitution of its 
own, and says that it belongs to neither. It used to be a place of size 
and valour, furnishing ships, and finding money for patriotic purposes. 
And great people both embarked and landed, one doing this and the 
other that ; though nobody seems to have ever done both, if history is to 
be relied upon. The glory of the place is still preserved in a seal and 
an immemorial stick, each of which is blest with marks as incomprehen- 
sible as could be wished, though both are to be seen for sixpence. The 
name of the place is written in more than forty different ways, they 
say ; and the oldest inhabitant is less positive than the youngest how to 
spell it. 

This village lies in the mouth, or rather at the eastern end of the 
mouth, of a long and wide depression among the hills, through which a 
sluggish river wins its muddy consummation. This river once went far 
along the sea-brink, without entering (like a child who is afraid to bathe), 
as the Adnr does at Shoreham, and as many other rivers do. And in 
those days, the mouth and harbour were under the cliff at Bruntsea ; 
whence its seal and corporation, stick, and other blessings. But three 
or four centuries ago the river was drawn by a violent storm, like a 
badger from his barrel, and forced to come straight out and face the sea, 
without any three miles of dalliance. The time-serving water made the 
best of this, forsook its ancient bed (as classic nymphs and fountains used 
to do), and left poor Bruntsea with a dry bank, and no haven for a 
cockle-shell. A new port, such as it is, incrusted the fickle jaw of the 
river ; piles were driven and earthworks formed, lest the water should 



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return to its old love, and Bruntsea, as concerned her traffic, became but 
a mark of memory. Her noble corporation never demanded their old 
channel, but regarded the whole as the will of the Lord, and had the 
good sense to insist upon nothing, except their time-honoured cere- 
monies. 

In spite of all these and tbeir importance, land became of no value there. 
The owner of the Eastern Manor and of many ancient rights, having no 
means of getting at them, sold them for an " old song," which they were; 
and the buyer was one of the Hockin race, a shipwrecked mariner from 
Cornwall, who had been kindly treated there, and took a fancy accord- 
ingly. He sold his share in some mine to pay for it, settled here, and 
died here ; and his son, getting on in the world, built a house, and took 
to serious smuggling. In the chalk cliffs eastward he found holes of 
honest value to him, capable of cheap enlargement (which the Cornish 
holes were not), and much more accessible from France. Becoming a 
magistrate and deputy-lieutenant, he had the duty and privilege of 
inquiring into his own deeds, which enabled him to check those few who 
otherwise might have competed with him. He flourished, and bought 
more secure estates ; and his son, for activity against smugglers, was 
made a gentle baronet. 

These things now had passed away, and the first fee-simple of the 
Hockin family became a mere load and incumbrance. Sir George, and 
Sir Egbert, and Sir Rufus, one after another, did not like the hints 
about contraband dealings which met them whenever they deigned to 
come down there, till at last the estate (being left to an agent) cost a great 
deal more than he ever paid in. And thus as should have been more 
briefly told the owner was our Major Hockin. 

No wonder that this gentleman, with so many cares to attend to, had 
no time, at first, to send for me. And no wonder that when he came 
down to see me, he was obliged to have good dinners. For the work 
done by him in those three months surprised everybody except himself, 
and made in old Bruntsea a stir unknown since the time of the Spanish 
Armada. For he owned the house under the eastern cliff, and the 
warren, and the dairy farm inland, and the slope of the ground where the 
sea used to come, and fields where the people grew potatoes gratis, 
and all the eastern village, where the tenants paid their rents whenever 
they found it rational. 

A hot young man, in a place like this, would have done a great deal 
of mischief. Either he would have accepted large views, and applauded 
this fine communism (if he could afford it, and had no wife), or else he 
would have rushed at everybody headlong, and butted them back to their 
abutments. Neither course would have created half the excitement 
which the Major's did. At least, there might have been more talk at 
first, but not a quarter so much in sum total. Of those things, how- 
ever, there is time enough to speak, if I dare to say anything about them. 

The things more to my mind (and therefore more likely to be. made 



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plain to another mind) are not the petty flickering phantoms of the 
shadow we call human, and which alone we realise, and dwell inside it 
and upon it, as if it were all creation ; but the infinitely nobler things of 
ever-changing but perpetual beauty, and no selfishness. These, without 
deigning to us even sense to be aware of them, shape our little minds and 
bodies, and our large self-importance, and fail to know when the lord, or 
king, who owns, is buried under them. To have perception of such mighty 
truths is good for all of us ; and I never had keener perception of them 
than when I sat down on the Major's camp-stool, and saw all his land 
around me, and even the sea where all the fish were his, as soon as he 
could catch them and largely reflected that not a square foot of the 
whole world would ever belong to me. 

" Bruntlands," as the house was called, perhaps from standing well 
above the sea, was sheltered by the curve of the eastern cliff, which 
looked down over Bruntsea. The cliff was of chalk, very steep towards 
the sea, and showing a prominent headland towards the south, but 
prettily rising in grassy curves from the inland and from the westward. 
And then where it suddenly chined away from land-slope into sea-front, a 
long bar of shingle began at right angles to it, and, as level as a railroad, 
went to the river's mouth, a league or so now to the westward^ And 
beyond that another line of white cliffs rose, and looked well till they 
came to their headland. Inside this bank of shingle, from end to end, 
might be traced the old course of the river, and to landward of that 
trough at the hither end stood, or lay, the calm old village. 

Forsaken as it was by the river, this village stuck to its ancient site 
and home, and instead of migrating contracted itself, and cast off need- 
less members. Shrunken Bruntsea clung about the oldest of its churches, 
while the four others fell to rack and ruin, and settled into cow-yards 
and barns, and places where old men might sifc and sigh. But Bruntsea 
distinctly and trenchantly kept the old town's division into east and 
west. 

East Bruntsea was wholly in the Major's manor, which had a special 
charter ; and most of the houses belonged to him. This ownership 
hitherto had meant only that the landlord should do all the tumble- 
down repairs (when the agent reported that they 4 must be done), but 
never must enter the door for his rent. The borough had been dis- 
franchised, though the snuggest of the snug for generations ; and the 
freemen, thus being robbed of their rights, had no power to discharge 
their duties. And to complicate matters yet further, for the few who 
wished to simplify them, the custom of " borough-English " prevailed, 
and governed the descent of dilapidations, making nice niceties for clever 
men of law. 

" You see a fine property here, Miss Wood," Major Hockin said to 
me, as we sat, on the day after I was allowed to come, enjoying the 
fresh breeze from the sea and the newness of the February air, and 
looking abroad very generally ; " a very fine property, but neglected 



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shamefully, horribly, atrociously neglected, but capable of noble things, 
of grand things, of magnificent, with a trifle of judicious outlay !" 

" Oh, please not to talk of outlay, my dear," said good Mrs. Hockin, 
gently ; " it is such an odious word; and where in the world is it to come 
from V 

" Leave that to me. When I was a boy, my favourite copy in my 
copy-book was, ' Where there's a will, there's a way.' Miss Wood, what 
is your opinion 1 But, wait, you must have time to understand the 
subject. First we bring a railway always the first step ; why, the line 
is already made for it, by the course of the old river, and the distance 
from Newport three miles and a half. It ought not to cost quite 200?. 
a mile, the mere outlay for rails and sleepers. The land is all mine, and 
and of course other landed proprietors'. Very well, these would all 
unite, of course ; so that not a farthing need be paid for land, which is 
the best half of the battle. We have the station here not too near my 
house, that would never do I could not bear the noise but in a 
fine central place where nobody on earth could object to it lively, 
and close at hand for all of them. Unluckily I was just too late. We 
have lost a parliamentary year through that execrable calm you 
remember all about it. Otherwise we would have had Billy Puff 
stabled at Brunt-sea by the first of May. But never mind ; we shall do 
it all the better and cheaper by taking our time about it. Very well, 
we have the railway opened, and the trade of the place developed. We 
build a fine terrace of elegant villas, a crescent also, and a large hotel 
replete with every luxury ; and we form the finest sea- parade in England 
by simply assisting nature. Hah London comes down here to bathe, to 
catch shrimps, to flirt, and to do all the rest of it. We become a select, 
salubrious, influential, and yet economical place ; and then what do we 
do, Mrs. Hockin I" 

" My dear, how can I tell ] But I hope that we should rest and be 
thankful." 

" Not a "bit of it. I should hope not, indeed. Erema, what do we 
do then 1" 

" It is useless to ask me. Well, then, perhaps you set up a hand- 
some sawmill 1 " 

" A. sawmill ! What a notion of Paradise ! No, this is what we do 
but remember that I speak in the strictest confidence ; dishonest anta- 
gonism might arise, if we ventilated our ideas too soon Mrs. Hockin and 
Miss Wood, we demand the restoration of our river ! the return of 
our river to its ancient course." 

"I see," said his wife ; "oh, how grand that would be; and how 
beautiful from our windows ! That really, now, is a noble thought ! " 

" A just one simply a just one. Justice ought not to be noble, my 
dear, however rare it may be. Generosity, magnanimity, heroism, and 
so on those are the things we call noble, my dear." 

" And the founding of cities. Oh, my dear, I remember, when I was 



148 EREMA. 

at school, it was always said in what we called our histories, that the 
founders of cities had honours paid them, and altars built, and divinities 
done, and holidays held in their honour." 

" To that I object," cried the Major, sternly. " If I founded fifty 
cities, I would never allow one holiday. The Sabbath is enough ; one day 
in seven fifteen per cent, of one's whole time ; and twenty per cent, of 
your Sunday goes in church. Very right, of course, and loyal, and truly 
edifying Mrs. Hockin's father was a clergyman, Miss Wood ; and the 
last thing I would ever allow on my manor would be a dissenting 
chapel ; but still I will have no new churches here, and a man who 
might go against me. They all want to pick their own religious views, 
instead of reflecting who supports them ! It never used to be so ; and 
such things shall never occur on my manor. A good hotel, attendance 
included, and a sound and moderate table d'hote ; but no church, with a 
popish bag sent round, and money to pay, without anything to eat." 

" My dear, my dear," cried Mrs. Hockin, " I never like you to talk 
like that. You quite forget who my father was, and your own second 
son such a very sound priest !" 

" A priest ! don't let him come here," cried the Major ; " or I'll let 
him know what tonsure is, and read him the order of Melchisedec. A 
priest ! After going round the world three times, to come home and 
be hailed as the father of a priest ! Don't let him come near me, or I'll 
sacrifice him." 

" Now, Major, you are very proud of him," his good wife answered, 
as he shook his stick. " How could he help taking orders when he was 
under orders to do so ? And his views are sound to the last degree, 
most strictly correct and practical at least, except as to celibacy." 

" He holds that his own mother ought never to have been born ! Miss 
Wood, do you call that practical ?" 

" I have no acquaintance with such things," I replied ; " we had none 
of them in California. But is it practical, Major Hockin of course you 
know best in your engineering I mean, would it not require something 
like a tunnel for the river and the railway to run on the same ground ? " 

" Why, bless me ! That seems to have escaped my notice. You 
have not been with old Uncle Sam for nothing. We shall have to 
appoint you our chief engineer." 



CHAPTER XXI. 
LISTLESS. 

IT seemed an unfortunate thing for me, and unfavourable to my purpose, 
that my host, and even my hostess too, should be so engrossed with their 
new estate, its beauties and capabilities. Mrs. Hockin devoted herself 
at once to fowls and pigs and the like extravagant economies, haviug 
bought, at some ill-starred moment, a book which proved that hens 



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Ought to lay eggs in a manner to support themselves, their families, and 
the family they belonged to, at the price of one penny a dozen. Eggs 
being two shillings a dozen in Bruntsea, here was. a margin for profit no 
less than two thousand per cent, to be made, allowing for all accidents. 
The lady also found another book, divulging for a shilling the author's 
purely invaluable secret how to work an acre of ground, pay house- 
rent, supply the house grandly, and give away a barrow-load of vege- 
tables every day to the poor of the parish, by keeping a pig if that pig 
were kept properly. And after that, pork, and ham, and bacon came 
of him ; while another golden pig went on. 

Mrs. Hockin was very soft-hearted, and said that she never could 
make bacon of a pig like that ; and I answered that if she ever got him 
it would be unwise to do so. However, the law was laid down in both 
books, that golden fowls and diamondic pigs must die the death before 
they begin to over-eat production ; and the Major said, " To be sure. 
Yes, yes. Let them come to good meat, and then off with their heads." 
And his wife said that she was sure she could do it. When it comes to a 
question of tare and tret, false sentiment must be excluded. 

At the moment, these things went by me as trifles, yet made me 
more impatient. Being older now, and beholding what happens with 
tolerance and complacence, I am only surprised that my good friends 
were so tolerant of me and so complacent. For I mxist have been a 
great annoyance to them, with my hurry and my one idea. Happily, 
they made allowance for me, which I was not old enough to make for them. 
" Go to London, indeed ! Go to London by yourself ! " cried the 
Major, with a red face, and his glasses up, when I told him one morning 
that I could stop no longer without doing something. " Mary, my dear, 
when you have done out there, will you come in and reason if you can 
with Miss Wood ? She vows that she' is going to London, all alone." 
"Oh, Major Hockin oh, Nicholas dear, such a thing has hap- 
pened ! " Mrs. Hockin had scarcely any breath to tell us, as she came 
in through the window. "You know that they have only had three 
bushels, or, at any rate, not more than five, almost ever since they came. 
Erema, you know as well as I do." 

" Seven and three quarter bushels of barley, at five and ninepence a 
bushel, Mary," said the Major, pulling out a pocket-book; "besides 
Indian corn, chopped meat, and potatoes !" 

" And fourteen pounds of paddy," I said, which was a paltry thing of 
me ; " not to mention a cake of graves, three sacks of brewers' grains, 
and then I forget what next." 

" You are too bad, all of you. Erema, I never thought you would 
turn against me so. And you made me get nearly all of it. But please 
to look here. What do you call this ? Is this no reward 1 Is this not 
enough ? Major, if you please, what do you call this ] What a pity 
you have had your breakfast ! " 

" A blessing if this was to be my breakfast. I call that, my dear, 



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the very smallest egg I have seen since I took sparrows' nests. No 
wonder they sell them at twelve a penny. I congratulate you upon your 
first egg, my dear Mary." 

"Well, I don't care," replied Mrs. Hockin, who had the sweetest 
temper in the world. "Small beginnings make large endings; and an 
egg must be always small at one end. You scorn my first egg, and 
Erema should have had it, if she had been good. But she was very 
wicked, and I know not what to do with it." 

" Blow it ! " cried the Major. " I mean no harm, ladies. I never 
use low language. What I mean is, make a pin hole at each end, give 
a puff, and away goes two pennyworth, and you have a cabinet speci- 
men, which your egg is quite, fitted by its cost to be. But now, Mary, 
talk to Miss Wood, if you please. It is useless for me to say anything, 
and I have three appointments in the town " he always called it " the 
town " now " three appointments, if not four ; yes, I may certainly say 
four. Talk to Miss Wood, my dear, if you please. She wants to go to 
London, which would be absurd. Ladies seem to enter into ladies' 
logic. They seem to be able to appreciate it better, to see all the turns 
and the ins and outs, which no man has intellect enough to see, or at 
least to make head or tail of. Good-by for the present ; I had better 
be off." 

" I should think you had," exclaimed Mrs. Hockin, as her husband 
marched off, with his side-lights on, and his short, quick step, and wcll- 
satisfied glance at the hill which belonged to him, and the beach, over 
which he had rights of plunder or, at least, Uncle Sam would have 
called them so, strictly as he stood up for his own. 

" Now come and talk quietly to me, my dear," Mrs. Hockin began, 
most kindly, forgetting all the marvel of her first-born egg. " I have 
noticed how restless you are, and devoid of a\l healthy interest in any- 
thing. 'Listless' is the word. 'Listless' is exactly what I mean, 
Erema. When I was at your time of life, I could never have gone 
about caring for nothing. I wonder that you knew that I even had a 
fowl ; much more how much they had eaten ! " 

" I really do try to do all I can, and that is a proof of it," I said. 
"I am not quite so listless a3 you think. But those things do seem so 
little to me." 

"My dear, if you were happy, they would seem qiiite large, as, after 
all the anxieties of my life, I am able now to think them. It is a power 
to be thankful for ; or, at least, I often think so. Look at my husband ! 
He has outlived and outlasted more trouble than anyone, but myself, could 
reckon up to him ; and yet he is as brisk, as full of life, as ready to begin 
a new thing to-morrow when at our age there may be no to-morrow, 
except in that better world, my dear, of which it is high time for him 
and me to think ; as I truly hope we may spare the time to do." 

" Oh, don't talk like that," I cried. "Please, Mrs. Hockin, to think 
of your hens and chicks at least there will be chicks by and-by. I 



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am almost sure there will, if you only persevere. It seems unfair to set 
our minds on any other world, till justice has been done in this." 

'' You are very young, my child, or you would know that in that 
case we never should think of it at all. But I don't want to preach you 
a sermon, Ererna, even if I could do so. I only just want you to tell me 
what you think, what good you imagine that you can do." 

" It is no imagination. I am sure that I can right my father's wrongs. 
And I never shall rest till I do so." 

" Are you sure that there is any wrong to right 1 " she asked in the 
warmth of the moment, and then, seeing perhaps how my colour changed, 
she looked at me sadly, and kissed my forehead. 

" Oh, if you had only once seen him," I said ; " without any exaggera- 
tion, you would have been satisfied at once. That he could ever have done 
any barm was impossible, utterly impossible. I am not as I was. I 
can listen to almost anything now quite calmly. But never let me hear 
such a wicked thing again." 

" You must not go on like that, Erema, unless you wish to lose all 
your friends. No one can help being sorry for you. Very few girls 
have been placed as you are. I am sure when I think of my own 
daughters, I can never be too thankful. But the very first thing you 
have to learn, above all things, is to control yourself." 

" I know it I know it, of course," I said ; " and I keep on trying 
my very best. I am thoroughly ashamed of what I said, and I hope 
you will try to forgive me." 

" A very slight exertion is enough for that. But now, my dear, 
what I want to know is this and you will excuse me if I ask too 
much. What good do you expect to get by going thus to London ? 
Have you any friend there, anybody to trust, anything settled as to what 
you are to do 1 " 

" Yes, eveiy thing is settled in my own mind," I answered very 
bravely; " I have the address of a very good woman, found among my 
father's papers, who nursed his children, and understood his nature, and 
always kept her faith in him. There must be a great many more who do 
the same, and she will be sure to know them and introduce me to them; 
and I shall be guided by their advice." 

" But suppose that this excellent woman is dead, or not to be found, 
or has changed her opinion." 

" Her opinion she never could change. But if she is not to be found, 
I shall find her husband, or her children, or somebody. And besides 
that, I have a hundred things to do. I have the address of the agent 
through whom my father drew his income, though Uncle Sam let me 
know as little as he could. And I know who his bankers were (when, 
he had a bank), and he may have left important papers there." 

" Come, that looks a little more sensible, my dear ; bankers may 
always be relied upon. And there may be some valuable plate, Erema. 
But why not let the Major go with you 1 ? His advice is so invaluable." 



152 EREMA. 

" I know that it is, in all ordinary things. But I cannot have him 
now for a very simple reason. He has made up his mind about my dear 
father horribly, horribly ; I can't speak of it. And he never changes 
his mind ; and sometimes when I look at him, I hate him." 

" Erema, you are quite a violent girl, although you so seldom show 
it. Is the whole world divided then into two camps those who think as 
you wish, and those who are led by their judgment to think otherwise ? 
And are you to hate all who do not think as you wish ] " 

" No, because I do not hate you," I said ; " I love you, though you do 
not think as I wish. But that is only beciiuse you think your husband 
must be right of course. But I cannot like those who have made up 
their minds, according to their own coldness." 

"Major Hockinis not cold at all. On the contrary he is a warm- 
hearted man -I might almost say hot-hearted." 

" Yes, I know he is. And that makes it ten times worse. He takes 
up everybody's case but mine." 

" Sad as it is, you almost make me smile, " my hostess answered 
gravely ; " and yet it must be very bitter for you, knowing how just 
and kind my husband is. I am sure that you will give him credit for at 
least desiring to take your part. And doing so, at least you might let 
him go with you, if only as a good protection." 

" I have no fear of any one ; and I might take him into society that 
he would not like. In a good cause he would go anywhere, I know. But 
in my cause, of course, he would be scrupulous. Your kindness I always 
can rely upon, and I hope in the end to earn his as well." 

" My dear, he has never been unkind to you. I am certain that you 
never can say that of him. Major Hockin unkind to a poor girl like 
you ! " 

" The last thing I wish to claim is anybody's pity," I answered, less 
humbly than I should have spoken, though the pride was only in my 
tone perhaps. " If people choose to pity me, they are very good, and I 
am not at all offended, because because they cannot help it perhaps, from 
not knowing anything about me. I have nothing whatever to be pitied 
for, except that I have lost my father, and have nobody left to care for 
me, except Uncle Sain in Americtx." 

" Your Uncle Sam, as you call him, seems to be a very wonderful 
man, Erema," said Mrs. Hockin, craftily, so far as there could be any 
craft in her ; l ' I never saw him a great loss on my part. But the 
Major went up to meet him somewhere, and came home with the stock 
of his best tie broken, and two buttons gone from his waistcoat. Does 
Uncle Sam make people laugh so much 1 Or is it that he has some ex- 
traordinary gift of inducing people to taste whisky ] My husband is a 
very most abstemious man, as you must be well aware, Miss Wood, or 
tve never should have been as we are, I am sure. But, for the first time in 
all my life, I doubted his discretion, on the following day, when he had 



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what shall I say 1 when he had been exchanging sentiments with 
Uncle Sam!" 

" Uncle Sam never takes too much in any way," I replied to this 
new attack ; " he knows what he ought to take, and then he stops. Do 
you think that it may have been his ' sentiments,' perhaps, that were 
too strong and large for the Major ? " 

" Erema ! " cried Mrs. Hockin, with amazement, as if I had no right to 
think or express my thoughts in life so early ; " if you can talk politics 
at eighteen, you are quite fit to go anywhere. I have heard a great deal 
of American ladies, and seen not a little of them, as you know. But I 
thought that you called yourself an English girl, and insisted particularly 
upon it." 

" Yes, that I do ; and I have good reason. I am born of an old 
English family, and I hope to be no disgrace to it. But being brought 
up in a number of ways, as I have been without thinking of it, and 
being quite diffei'ent from the fashionable girls Major Hockin likes to 
walk with " 

" My dear, he never walks with anybody but myself ! " 

" Oh yes, I remember ! I was thinking of the deck. There are no 
fashionable girls here yet. Till the terrace is built, and the espla- 
nade " 

" There shall be neither terrace, nor esplanade, if the Major is to do 
such things upon them." 

"I am sure that he never would," I replied; "it was only their 
dresses that he liked at all, and that very, to my mind, extraordinary 
style, as well as unbecoming. You know what I mean, Mrs. Hockin, 
that wonderful what shall I call it ? way of looping up "? " 

" Call me ' Aunt Mary,' my dear, as you did when the waves were 
so dreadful. You mean that hideous Mexican poncho, as they called it, 
stuck up here and going down there. Erema, what observation you 
have ! Nothing ever seems to escape you. Did you ever see anything 
so indecorous 1 " 

" It made me feel just as if I ought not to look at them," I answered, 
with perfect truth, for so it did ; " I have never been accustomed to 
such things. But seeing how the Major approved of them, and liked to 
be walking up and down between them, I knew that they must be not 
only decorous, but attractive. There is no appeal from his judgment, is 
there?" 

" I agree with him upon every point, my dear child ; but I have 
always longed to say a few words about that. For I cannot help think- 
ing that he went too far." 



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XIV. FIELDING'S NOVELS. 

A DOUBLE parallel lias often been pointed out between the two pairs of 
novelists who were most popular in the middle of our own and of the 
preceding century. The intellectual affinity which made Smollett the 
favourite author of Dickens is scarcely so close as that which com- 
mended Fielding to Thackeray. The resemblance between Pickwick and 
Humphrey Clinker, or between David Copperfield and Roderick Random, 
consists chiefly in the exuberance of animal spirits, the keen eye for 
external oddity, the consequent tendency to substitute caricature for por- 
trait, and the vivid transformation of autobiography into ostensible 
fiction which are characteristic of both authors. Between Fielding and 
Thackeray the resemblance is closer. The peculiar irony of Jonathan 
Wild has its closest English parallel in Barry Lyndon. The burlesque 
in Tom Thumb of the Lee and Dryden school of tragedy may remind us 
of Thackeray's burlesques of Scott and Dumas. The characters of the 
two authors belong to the same family. Vanity Fair has grown more 
decent since the days of Lady Bellaston, but the costume of the actoi^s 
has changed more than their nature. Rawdon Crawley would not have 
been surprised to meet Captain Booth in a sponging-house ; Shandon and 
his friends preserved the old traditions of Fielding's Grub Street ; Lord 
Steyne and Major Pendennis were survivals from the more congenial 
period of Lord Fellamar and Colonel James ; and the two Amelias re- 
present cognate ideals of female excellence. Or, to take an instance of 
similarity in detail, might not this anecdote from The Covent Garden 
Journal have rounded off a paragraph in the Snob Papers ? A friend of 
Fielding saw a dirty fellow in a rnudcart lash another with his whip, 
saying, with an oath, " I will teach you manners to your betters." 
Fielding's friend wondered what could be the condition of this social 
inferior of a mu dear-driver, till he found him to be the owner of a dust- 
cart driven by asses. The great butt of Fielding's satire is, as he tells us, 
affectation ; the affectation which he specially hates is that of straitlaced 
morality ; Thackeray's satire is more generally directed against the par- 
ticular affectation called snobbishness ; but the evil principle attacked by 
either writer is merely one avatar of the demon assailed by the other. 

The resemblance, which extends in some degree to style, might per- 
haps be shown to imply a very close intellectual affinity. I am content, 
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Fielding was the ancestor of one great race of novelists. " I am," he 
says expressly in Tom Jones, " the founder of a new province of writing." 
Richardson's Clarissa* and Smollett's Roderick Random were indeed 
published before Tom Jones ; but the provinces over which Richardson 
and Smollett reigned were distinct from the contiguous province of which 
Fielding claimed to be the first legislator. Smollett (who comes nearest) 
professed to imitate Gil Bias as Fielding professed to imitate Cervantes. 
Smollett's story inherits from its ancestry a reckless looseness of con- 
struction. It is a series of anecdotes strung together by the accident 
that they all happen to the same person. Tom Jones, on the contrary, 
has a carefully constructed plot, if not, as Coleridge asserts, one of the 
three best plots in existence (its rivals being JEdipus Tyranmts and 
The Alchemist], Its excellence depends upon the skill with which it is 
made subservient to the development of character and the thoroughness 
with which the working motives of the persons involved have been 
thought out. Fielding claims even ostentatiously that he is writing a 
history, not a romance ; a history not the less true because all the facts 
are imaginary ; for the fictitious incidents serve to exhibit the most 
general truths of human character. It is by this seriousness of purpose 
that his work is distinguished from the old type of novel, developed by 
Smollett, which is but a collection of amusing anecdotes ; or from such 
work as De Foe's, in which the external facts are given with an almost 
provoking indifference to display of character and passion. Fielding's 
great novels have a true organic unity as well as a consecutive story, and 
are intended in our modern jargon as genuine studies in physiological 
analysis.f 

Johnson, no mean authority when in his own sphere and free from 
personal bias, expressly traversed this claim ; he declared that there was 
more knowledge of the human heart in a 'letter of Clarissa than in the 
whole of Tom Jones ; and said more picturesquely, that Fielding could 
tell the hour by looking at the dial-plate, whilst Richardson knew how 
the clock was made. It is tempting to set -this down as a Johnsonian 
prejudice, and to deny or retort the comparison. Fielding, we might 
say, paints flesh and blood ; whereas Richardson consciously constructs 
his puppets out of frigid abstractions. Lovelace is a bit of mechanism ; 
Tom Jones a human being. In fact, however, such comparisons are 
misleading. Nothing is easier than to find an appropriate ticket for the 
objects of our criticism, and summarily pigeon-hole Richardson as an 
idealist and Fielding as a realist ; Richardson as subjective and morbid ; 
Fielding as objective and full of coarse health ; or to attribute to either 
of them the deepest knowledge of the human heart. These are the mere 

* Eichardson wrote the first part of Pamela between November 10, 1739, and 
January 10, 1740. Joseph Andrews appeared in 1742. The first four volumes of 
Clarissa Harlowe and Roderick Random appeared in the beginning of 1748; Tom 
Jones in 1749. 

f See some appreciative remarks upon this in Scott's preface to the Monastery. 

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banalities of criticism. ; and I can never hear them without a suspicion 
that a professor of {esthetics is trying to hoodwink me by a bit of tech- 
nical platitude. The cant phrases which have been used so often by 
panegyrists too lazy to define their terms, have become almost as mean- 
ingless as the complimentary formulae of society. 

Knowledge of the human heart in particular is a phrase which covers 
very different states of mind. It may mean that power by which the 
novelist or dramatist identifies himself with his characters ; sees through 
their eyes and feels with their senses : it is the product of a rich nature, a 
vivid imagination, and great powers of sympathy, and draws a compara- 
tively small part of its resources from external experience. The novelist 
knows how his characters would feel under given conditions, because he 
feels it himself ; he sees from within, not from without ; and is almost 
undergoing an actual experience instead of condensing his observations 
on life. This is the power in which Shakspeare is supreme; which 
Richardson proved himself, in his most powerful passages, to possess in 
no small degree ; and which in Balzac seems to have generated fits of 
absolute hallucination. 

Fielding is not devoid of this power, as no great imaginative work 
can be possible without it ; but the knowledge for which he is specially 
conspicuous differs almost in kind. This knowledge is drawn from ob- 
servation rather than intuitive sympathy. It consists in great part of 
those weighty maxims which a man of keen powers of observation stores 
up in his passage through a varied experience. It is the knowledge of 
Ulysses, who has known 

Cities of men 
And manners, climates, councils, governments ; 

the knowledge of a Machiavelli, who has looked behind the screen of 
political hypocrisies; the knowledge of which" the essence is distilled in 
Bacon's Essays; or the knowledge of which Polonius seems to have 
retained many shrewd scraps even when he had fallen into his dotage. 
In reading Clarissa or Eugenie Grandet we are aware that the soul of 
Richardson or Balzac has transmigrated into another shape; that the 
author is projected into his character, and is really giving us one phase 
of his own sentiments. In reading Fielding we are listening to remarks 
made by a spectator instead of an actor ; we are receiving the pithy 
recollections of the man about town ; the prodigal who has been with 
scamps in gambling-houses, and drunk beer in pothouses and punch with 
country squires; the keen observer who has judged all characters, from 
Sir Robert Walpole down to Betsy Canning ; * who has fought the hard 
battle of life with unflagging spirit, though with many falls ; and who, 
in spite of serious stains, has preserved the goodness of his heart and the 

* Fielding blundered rather strangely in the celebrated Betsy Canning case, as 
Balzac did in the Affaire Peytel ; but the story is too long for repetition in this 
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soundness of his head. The experience is generally given in the shape of 
typical anecdotes rather than in explicit maxims; but it is not the less 
distinctly the concentrated essence of observation, rather than the spon- 
taneous play of a vivid imagination. Like Balzac, Fielding has portrayed 
the Gomedie Humaine ; but his imagination has never overpowered the 
coolness of his judgment. He shows a siiperiority to his successor in 
fidelity almost as marked as his inferiority in vividness. And, therefore, 
it may be said in passing, it is refreshing to read Fielding at a time when 
this element of masculine observation is the one thing most clearly wanting 
in modern literatm*e. Our novels give us the emotions of young ladies, 
which, in their way, are very good things ; they reflect the sentimental 
view of life, and the sensational view, and the common-place view, and the 
high philosophical view. One thing they do not tell us. What does the 
world look like to a shrewd police-magistrate, with a keen eye in his 
head and a sound heart in his bosom? It might be worth knowing. 
Perhaps (who can tell ?) it would still look rather like Fielding's world. 

The peculiarity is indicated by Fielding's method. Scott, who, like 
Fielding, generally describes from the outside, is content to keep himself 
in the back ground. " Here," he says to his readers, " are the facts ; 
make what you can of them." Fielding will not efface himself; he is 
always present as chorus ; he tells us what moral we ought to draw ; 
he overflows with shrewd remarks, given in their most downright shape, 
instead of obliquely suggested through the medium of anecdote ; he likes 
to stop us as we pass through his portrait-gallery ; to take us by the 
button-hole and expound his views of life and his criticisms on things in 
general. His remarks are often so admirable that we prefer the interpo- 
lations to the main current of narrative. Whether this plan is the best 
must depend upon the idiosyncrasy of the author ; but it goes some way 
to explain one problem, over which Scott puzzles himself, namely, why 
Fielding's plays are so inferior to his novels. There are other reasons, 
external and internal ; but it is at least clear that a man who can never 
retire behind his puppets is not in the dramatic frame of mind. He is 
always lecturing where a dramatist must be content to pull the wires. 
Shakspeare is really as much present in his plays as Fielding in his 
novels ; but he does not let us know it ; whereas the excellent Fielding 
seems to be quite incapable of hiding his broad shoulders and lofty 
stature behind his little puppet-show. 

There are, of course, actors in Fielding's world who can be trusted to 
speak for themselves. Tom Jones, at any rate, who is Fielding in his 
youth, or Captain Booth, who is the Fielding of later years, are drawn 
from within. Their creator's sympathy is so close and spontaneous that 
he has no need of his formula) and precedents. But elsewhere he betrays 
his method by his desire to produce his authority. You will find the 
explanation of a certain line of conduct, he says, in " human nature, page 
almost the last." He is a little too fond of taking down that volume 
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to the passages which justify his assertions. Fielding has an odd touch 
of the pedant. He is fond of airing his classical knowledge ; and he is 
equally fond of quoting this imaginary code which he has had to study so 
thoroughly and painfully. The effect, however, is to give an air of arti- 
ficiality to some of his minor characters. They show the traces of 
deliberate composition too distinctly, though the blemish may be forgiven 
in consideration of the genuine force and freshness of his thinking. If 
manufactured articles, they are not second-hand manufactures. His 
knowledge, tinlike that of the good Parson Adams, comes from life, 
not books. 

The worldly wisdom for which Fielding is so conspicuous had indeed 
been gathered in doubtful places, and shows traces of its origin. He had 
been forced, as he said, to choose between the positions of a hackney 
coachman and of a hackney writer. " His genius," said Lady M. W. 
Montague, who records the saying, " deserves a better fate." Whether 
it would have been equally fertile, if favoured by more propitious sur- 
roundings, is one of those fruitless questions which belongs to the 
boundless history of the might-have-beens. But one fact requires to be 
emphasised. Fielding's critics and biographers have dwelt far too exclu- 
sively upon the uglier side of his Bohemian life. They have presented 
him as yielding to all the temptations which can mislead keen powers of 
enjoyment, when the purse is one day at the lowest ebb and the next 
overflowing with the profits of some lucky hit at the theatre. Those 
unfortunate yellow liveries which contributed to dissipate his little 
fortune have scandalised posterity as they scandalised his country neigh- 
bours. He has come to be one of the examples of that sagacious school 
who hold that a man of genius ought to be a scamp. But it is essential 
to remember that the history of the Fielding of later years, the Fielding 
to whom we owe the novels, is the record df a manful and persistent 
struggle to escape from the mire of Grub Street. During that peiiod he 
was studying the law with the energy of a young student ; redeeming 
the office of magistrate from the discredit into which it had fallen in the 
hands of fee-hunting predecessors ; considering seriously, and making 
practical proposals to remedy, the evils which then made the lowest social 
strata a hell upon earth ; sacrificing his last chances of health and life to 
put down with a strong hand the robbers who then infested the streets 
of London ; and clinging with affection to his wife and children. He 
never got fairly clear of that lamentable slough of despond into which 
his follies had plunged him. His moral tone lost what delicacy it had 
once possessed ; he had not the strength which enabled Johnson to gain 
elevation even from the temptations which then beset the unlucky "author 
by profession." Some literary hacks of the day escaped only by selling 
themselves, body and soul ; others sank into misery and vice, like poor 
Boyce, a fragment of whose poem has been preserved by Fielding, and 
who appears in literary history scribbling for pay in a sack arranged to 
represent a shirt. Fielding never let go his hold of the firm hand, 



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though he must have felt through life like one whose feet are always 
plunging into a hopeless quagmire. To describe him as a mere reckless 
Bohemian is to overlook the main facts of his story. He was manly to 
the last, not in the sense in which man means animal ; but with the 
manliness of one who struggles bravely to redeem early errors, and who 
knows the value of independence, purity, and domestic affection. The 
scanty anecdotes which do duty for his biography reveal little of his true 
life. We know indeed, from a spiteful and obviously exaggerated story of 
Horace Walpole's, that he once had a very poor supper in doubtful com- 
pany ; and from another anecdote, of slightly apocryphal flavour, that he 
once gave to " friendship " the money which ought to have been given to 
the collector of rates. But really to know the man, we must go to his 
books. 

What did Fielding learn of the world which had treated him so 
roughly ] That the world must be composed of fools because it did not 
bow before his genius, or of knaves because it did not reward his honesty ? 
Men of equal ability have drawn both those and the contradictory con- 
clusions from experience. Human nature, as philosophers assure us, 
varies little from age to age ; but the pictures drawn by the best 
observers vary so strangely as to convince us that a portrait depends as 
much upon the artist as upon the sitter. One can see nothing but the 
baser, and another nothing but the nobler, passions. To one the world 
is like a masque representing the triumph of vice ; and another placidly 
assures us that virtue is always rewarded by peace of mind, and that 
even the temporary prosperity of the wicked is an illusion. On one 
canvas we see a few great heroes stand out from a multitude of pygmies ; 
on its rival, giants and dwarfs appear to have pretty much the same 
stature. The world is a scene of unrestrained passions, impelling their 
puppets into collision or alliance without intelligible design ; or a scene 
of domestic order, where an occasional catastrophe interferes as little 
with ordinary lives as a comet with the solar system. Blind fate 
governs one world of the imagination, and beneficent Providence another. 
The theories embodied in poetry vary as widely as the philosophies on 
which they are founded ; and to philosophise is to declare the funda- 
mental assumptions of half the wise men of the world to be transparent 
fallacies. 

We need not here attempt to reconcile these apparent contradictions. 
As little need we attempt to settle Fielding's philosophy, for it resembles 
the snakes in Iceland. It seems to have been his opinion that philosophy 
is, as a rule, a fine word for humbug. That was a common conviction of 
his day ; but his acceptance of it doubtless indicates the limits of his 
power. In his pages we have the shrewdest observation of man in his 
domestic relations ; but we scarcely come into contact with man as he ap- 
pears in presence of the infinite, and therefore with the deepest thoughts and 
loftiest imaginings of the great poets and philosophers. Fielding remains 
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he has given an emphatic opinion of that part of the world which was 
visible to him, and it is one worth knowing. In a remarkable conversa- 
tion, reported in Boswell, Burko and Johnson, two of the greatest of 
Fielding's contemporaries, seem to have agreed that they had found men 
less just and more generous than they could have imagined. People 
begin by judging the world from themselves, and it is therefore natural 
that two men of great intellectual power should have expected from their 
fellows a more than average adherence to settled principles. Thus 
Johnson and Burke discovered that reason, upon which justice depends, 
has less influence than a young reasoner is apt to fancy. On the other 
hand, they discovered that the blind instincts by which the mass is 
necessarily guided are not so bad as they are represented by the cynics 
who have concentrated their experience into the one maxim, Keep your 
pockets buttoned. In spite of much that has been said, that kind of 
wisdom is very easily learnt, and is more often the product of the pre- 
mature wisdom affected by youth than of a ripened judgment. Good- 
hearted men, like Johnson and Burke, shake off cynicism whilst others 
are acquiring it. 

Fielding's verdict seems to differ at first sight. He undoubtedly lays 
great stress upon the selfishness of mankind. He seldom admits of an 
apparently generous action without showing its alloy of selfish motive, 
and sometimes showing that it is a mere cloak for selfish motives. In a 
characteristic passage of his Voyage to Lisbon he applies his theory to his 
own case. When the captain falls on his knees, he will not suffer a 
brave man and an old man to remain for a moment in that posture, but 
forgives him at once. He hastens, however, utterly to disclaim all 
praise, on the ground that his true motive was simply the convenience of 
forgiveness. " If men were wiser," he adds, " they would be oftener 
influenced by that motive." This kind of inverted hypocrisy, which may 
be graceful in a man's own case (for nobody will doubt that Fielding was 
less guided by calculation than he asserts), is not so graceful when applied 
to his neighbours. And perhaps some readers may hold that Fielding 
pitches the average strain of human motive too low. I should rather 
surmise that he substantially agrees with Johnson and Burke. The selfish- 
ness of most men's actions is one of the primary data of life. It is a thing 
at which we have no more right to be astonished than at the fact that 
even saints and martyrs have to eat and drink like other persons, or that 
a sound digestion is the foundation of much moral excellence. It is one 
of those facts which people of a romantic turn of mind may choose to 
overlook, but which no honest observer of life can seriously deny. Our 
conduct is determined through some thirty points of the compass by our 
own interest ; and, happily, through at least nine-and-twenty of those 
points is rightfully so determined. Each man is forced, by an unavoid- 
able necessity, to look after his own and his children's bread and butter, 
and to spend most of his efforts on that innocent end. So. long as he 
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when they happen, there is little cause for complaint, and certainly there 
is none for surprise. 

Fielding recognises, but never exaggerates, this homely truth. He 
Inn* a hearty and generous belief in the reality of good impulses, and the 
existence of thoroughly unselfish men. The main actors in his world 
are not, as in Balzac's, mere hideous incarnations of selfishness. The 
superior sanity of his mind keeps him from nightmares, if its calmness is 
unfavourable to lofty visions. With Balzac women like Lady Bellaston 
become the rule instead of the exception, and their evil passions are the 
dominant forces in society. Fielding, though he recognises their 
existence, tells us plainly that they are exceptional. Society, he says, is 
as moral as ever it was, and given more to frivolity than to vice * a 
statement judiciously overlooked by some of the critics who want to 
make " graphic " history out of his novels. Fielding's mind had 
gathered coarseness, but it had not been poisoned. He sees how many 
ugly things are covered by the superficial gloss of fashion, but he does 
not condescend to travesty the facts in order to gratify a morbid taste 
for the horrible. When he wants a good man or woman he knows 
where to find them, and paints from Allen or his own wife with obvious 
sincerity and hearty sympathy. He is less anxious to exhibit human 
selfishness than to show us that an alloy of generosity is to be found 
even amidst base motives. Some of his happiest touches are illustrations 
of this doctrine. His villains (with a significant exception) are never 
monsters. They have some touch of human emotion. No desert, 
according to him, is so bare but that some sweet spring blends with 
its brackish waters. His grasping landladies have genuine movements 
of sympathy ; and even the scoundrelly Black George, the gamekeeper, 
is anxious to do Tom Jones a good turn, without risk, of course, to his 
own comfort, by way of compensation for previous injuries. It is this 
impartial insight into the ordinary texture of human motive that gives a 
certain solidity and veracity to Fielding's work. We are always made to 
feel that the actions spring fairly and naturally from the character of 
his persons, not from the exigencies of his story or the desire to be 
effective. The one great difficulty in Tom Joms is the assumption that 
the excellent Allworthy should have been deceived for years by the 
hypocrite Blifil, and blind to the substantial kindliness of his ward. 
Here we may fancy that Fielding has been forced to be unnatural by his 
plot. Yet he suggests a satisfactory solution with admirable skill 
Allworthy is prejudiced in favour of Blifil by the apparently unjust 
prejudice of Blifil's mother in favour of the jovial Tom. A generous 
man may easily become blind to the faults of a supposed victim of 
maternal injustice ; and even here Field ing fairly escapes from the blame 
due to ordinary novelists who invent impossible misunderstandings in 
order to bring about intricate perplexities. 

* See Tom Jones, book xiv. chap. i. 

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Blifil is perhaps the one case (for Jonathan "Wild is a satire, not a 
history, or, as M. Taine fancies, a tract) in which Fielding seems to lose 
his unvarying coolness of judgment; and the explanation is obvious. 
The one fault to which he is, so to speak, unjust, is hypocrisy. Hypocrisy, 
indeed, cannot well be painted too black, but it shoxild not be made 
impossible. When Fielding has to deal with such a character he for 
once loses his self-command, and, like inferior writers, begins to be angry 
with his creatures. Instead of analysing and explaining, he simply reviles 
and leaves us in presence of a moral anomaly. Blifil is not more wicked 
than lago, but we seem to understand the psychical chemistry by which 
an lago is compounded ; whereas Blifil can only be regarded as a devil 
(if the word be not too dignified) who does not really belong to this 
world at all. The error, though characteristic of a man whose great 
intellectual merit is his firm grasp of realities and whose favourite virtue 
is his downright sincerity, is not the less a blemish. Hatred of pedantry 
too easily leads to hatred of culture, and hatred of hypocrisy to distrust 
of the more exalted virtues. Fielding cannot be just to motives lying 
rather outside his ordinary sphere of thought. He can mock heartily 
and pleasantly enough at the affectation of philosophy, as in the case 
where Parson Adams, urging poor Joseph Andrews, by considerations 
drawn from the Bible and from Seneca, to be ready to resign his Fanny 
" peaceably, quietly, and contentedly," suddenly hears of the supposed 
loss of his own little child, and is called upon to act instead of preaching. 
But his satire upon all characters and creeds which embody the more ex- 
alted strains of feeling is apt to be indiscriminate. A High Churchman, 
according to him, is a Phaiisee who prefers orthodoxy to virtue; a 
Methodist a mere mountebank, who counterfeits spiritual raptures to 
impose upon dupes ; a Freethinker is a man who weaves a mask of fine 
phrases, under which to cover his aversion to the restraints of religion. 
Fielding's religion consists chiefly of a solid homespun morality, and he is 
more suspicious of an excessive than of a defective zeal. Similarly he is 
a hearty Whig, but no revolutionist. He has as hearty a contempt for the 
cant about liberty* as Dr. Johnson himself, and has very stringent 
remedies to propose for regulating the mob. The bailiff in Amelia, who, 
whilst he brutally maltreats the unlucky prisoners for debt, swaggers about 
the British Constitution, and swears that he is "all for liberty," recalls 
the boatman who ridiculed French slavery to Voltaire, and was carried off 
next day by a pressgang. Fielding, indeed, is no fanatical adherent of 
our blessed Constitution, which, as he says, has been pronouncsd by some 
of our wisest men to be too perfect to be altered in any particular, and 
which a number of the said wisest men have been mending ever since. 
He hates cant on all sides impartially, though, as a sound Whig, hQ 
specially hates Papists and Jacobites as the most offensive of all Pharisees, 

* See Voyage to Lisbon (July 21st) for some very good remarks upon this word, 
which, as he says, no two men understand in the same sense. 



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marked for detestation by their taste for frogs and French wine in prefer- 
ence to punch and roast beef. He is a patriotic Briton, whose patriotism 
takes the genuine shape of a hearty growl at English abuses, with a 
tacit assumption that things are worse elsewhere. 

The reflection of this quality of solid good sense, absolutely scorning 
any aliment except that of solid facts, is the so-called realism of Fielding's 
novels. He is, indeed, as hearty a realist as Hogarth, whose congenial 
art he is never tired of praising with all the cordiality of his nature, and 
to whom he refers his readers for portraits of several characters in Tom 
Jones. His scenery is as realistic as a photograph. Tavern kitchens, 
sponging-house parlours, the back-slums of London streets, are drawn 
from the realities with unflinching vigour. We see the stains of beer- 
pots and smell the fumes of stale tobacco as distinctly as in Hogarth's 
engravings. He shrinks neither from the coarse nor the absolutely dis- 
gusting. It is enough to recall the female boxing or scratching matches 
which are so frequent in his pages. On one such occasion his language 
seems to imply that he had watched such battles in the spirit of a con- 
noisseur in our own day watching less inexpressibly disgusting prize- 
fights. Certainly we could wish that, if such scenes were to be depicted, 
there might have been a clearer proof that the artist had a nose and eyes 
capable of feeling offence. 

But the nickname " realist " slides easily into another sense. The 
realist is sometimes supposed to be more shallow as well as more prosaic 
than the idealist ; to be content with the outside where the idealist 
pierces to the heart. He gives the bare fact, where his rival gives the 
idea symbolized by the fact, and therefore rendering it attractive to the 
higher intellect. Fielding's view of his own art is instructive in this 
as in other matters. Poetic invention, he says, is generally taken to 
be a creative faculty ; and if so, it is the peculiar property of the romance 
writers, who frankly take leave of the actual and possible. Fielding 
disavows all claim to this faculty ; he writes histories not romances. 
But, in his sense, poetic invention means, not creation, but "dis- 
covery ; " that is, " a quick, sagacious penetration into the true essence 
of all objects of our contemplation." Perhaps we may say that it is 
chiefly a question of method whether a writer should portray men or 
angels ; the beings, that is, of everyday life or beings placed under a 
totally different set of circumstances. The more vital question is 
whether, by one method or the other, he shows us a man's heart or only 
his clothes, whether he appeals to our intellects or imaginations, or 
amuses us by images which do not sink below the eye. In scientific 
writings a man may give us the true law of a phenomenon, whether he 
exemplifies it in extreme or average cases, in the orbit of a comet or the 
fall of an apple. The romance writer should show us what real men would 
be in dreamland, tke writer of " histories " what they are on the knife- 
board of an omnibus. True insight may be shown in either case, or may 
be absent in either, according as the artist deals with the deepest organic 



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laws or the more external accidents. The Ancient Mariner is an em- 
bodiment of certain simple emotional phases and moral laws amidst the 
phantasmagoric incidents of a dream, and De Foe does not interpret 
them better because he confines himself to the most prosaic incidents. 
When romance becomes really arbitrary, and is parted from all basis of 
observation, it loses its true interest and deserves Fielding's condemna- 
tion. Fielding conscientiously aims at discharging the highest function. 
He describes, as he says in Joseph Andrews, " not men, but manners ; 
not an individual, but a species." His lawyer, he tells us, has been alive 
for the last four thousand years, and will probably survive four thousand 
more. Mrs. Tow-wouse lives wherever turbulent temper, avarice, and 
insensibility are united ; and her sneaking husband wherever a good 
inclination has glimmered forth, eclipsed by poverty of spirit and under- 
standing. But the type which shows best the force and the limits of 
Fielding's genius is Parson Adams. He belongs to a distinguished 
family, whose members have been portrayed by the greatest historians. 
He is a collateral descendant of Don Quixote, for whose creation Fielding 
felt a reverence exceeded only by his reverence for Shakspeare.* The 
resemblance is, of course, distant, and consists chiefly in this, that the 
parson, like the knight, lives in an ideal world, and is constantly shocked 
by harsh collision with facts. He believes in his sermons instead of his 
sword, and his imagination is tenanted by virtuous squires and model 
parsons instead of Arcadian shepherds, or knight-errants and fair ladies. 
His imagination is not exalted beyond the limits of sanity, but only 
colours the prosaic realities in accordance with the impulses of a tranquil 
benevolence. If the theme be fundamentally similar, it is treated Avith a 
far less daring hand. 

Adams is much more closely related to Sir Roger de Coverley, the 
Vicar of Wakefield, or Uncle Toby. Each of these loveable beings invites 
us at once to sympathise with and to smile at the unaffected simplicity 
which, seeing no evil, becomes half ludicrous and half pathetic in this 
corrupt world. Adams stands out from his brethren by his intense 



* ID his interesting Life of Godwin, Mr. Paul claims for his hero (I believe 
rightly) that he was the first English writer to give a "lengthy and appreciative 
notice " of Don Qrti.rote. But when he infers that Godwin was also the first English 
writer who recognised in Cervantes a great humorist, satirist, moralist, and artist, 
ho seems to me to overlook Fielding and perhaps others. Fielding's frequent references 
to Don Quixote (to say nothing of his play, Don Quixote in England) imply an 
admiration fully as warm as that of Godwin. Don Quixote, says Fielding, for 
example, is more worthy the name of history than Mariana, and he always speaks of 
Cervantes in the tone of an affectionate disciple. Fielding, I will add, seems to me to have 
admired Shakspeare more heartily and intelligently than ninety-nine out of a hundred 
modern supporters of Shakspeare societies ; though these gentlemen are never 
happier than when depreciating English eighteenth-century critics to exalt vapid 
German philosophising. Fielding's favourite play seems from his quotations to have 
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reality. If he smells too distinctly of beer and tobacco we believe in him 
more firmly than in the less full-blooded creations of Sterne and Gold- 
smith. Parson Adams, indeed, has a startling vigour of organisation. 
Not merely the hero of a modern ritualist novel, but Amyas Leigh or Guy 
Livingstone himself might have been amazed at his athletic prowess. 
He stalks ahead of the stage-coach (favoured doubtless by the bad roads 
of the period) as though he had accepted the modern principle about 
fearing God and walking a thousand miles in a thousand hours. His 
mutton fist and the crabtree cudgel which swings so freely round his 
clerical head would have daunted the contemporary gladiators, Slack and 
Broughton. He shows his Christian humility not merely by familiarity 
with his poorest parishioners, but in sitting up whole nights in tavern 
kitchens, drinking unlimited beer, smoking inextinguishable pipes, and 
revelling in a ceaseless flow of gossip. We smile at the good man's 
intense delight in a love-story, at the simplicity which makes him see a 
good Samaritan in Parson Trul liber, at the absence of mind which makes 
him pitch his ^Eschylus into the fire, or walk a dozen miles in profound 
oblivion of the animal which should have been between his knees ; but 
his contemporaries were provoked to a horse-langh, and when we 
remark the tremendous practical jokes which his innocence suggests to 
them, we admit that he requires his whole athletic vigour to bring so 
tender a heart safely through so rough a world. 

If the ideal hero is to live in fancy -land and talk in blank verse, 
Adams has clearly no right to the title, nor, indeed, has Don Quixote. 
But the masculine portraiture of the coarse i-ealities is not only indicative 
of intellectual vigour, but artistically appropriate. The contrast between 
the world and its simple-minded inhabitant is the more forcible in pro- 
portion to the firmness and solidity of Fjelding's touch. Uncle Toby 
proves that Sterne had preserved enough tenderness to make an exquisite 
plaything of his emotions. The Vicar of Wakefield proves that Gold- 
smith had preserved a childlike innocence of imagination, and could 
retire from duns and publishers to an idyllic world of his own. Joseph 
Andrews proves that Fielding was neither a child nor a sentimentalist, 
but that he had learnt to face facts as they are, and set a true value on 
the best elements of human life. In the midst of vanity and vexation of 
spirit he could find some comfort in pure and strong domestic affection. 
He can indulge his feelings without introducing the false note of sen- 
timentalism, or condescending to tone his pictures with rose colour. He 
wants no illusions. The exemplary Dr. Harrison in Amelia held no 
action unworthy of him which could protect an innocent person or " bring 
a rogue to the gallows." Good Parson Adams could lay his cudgel on 
the back of a villain with hearty good will. He believes too easily in 
human goodness, but there is not a maudlin fibre in his whole body. 
He would not be the man to cry over a dead donkey, whilst children are 
in want of bread. He would be slower than the excellent Dr. Primrose 
to believe in the reformation of a villain by fine phrases, and if he fell 



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into such a weakness his biographer would not, like Goldsmith, be 
inclined to sanction the error. A villain is induced to reform, indeed, 
by the sight of Amelia's excellence, but Fielding is careful to tell us that 
the change was illusory, and that the villain ended on a gallows. We 
are made sensible that if Adams had his fancies they were foibles, and 
therefore sources of misfortune. We are to admire the childlike cha- 
racter, but not to share its illusions. The world is not made of moon- 
shine. Hypocrisy, cruelty, avarice, and lust have to be stamped out 
by hard blows, not cured by delicate infusion of graceful senti- 
mentalisms. 

So far Fielding's portrait of an ideal character is all the better for 
his masculine grasp of fact. It must, however, be admitted that he 
fails a little on the other side of the contrast. He believes in a good 
heart, but scarcely in very lofty motive. He tells us in Tom Jones * 
that he has painted no perfect character, because he never happened to 
meet one. His stories, like Vanity fair, may be described as novels 
without a hero. It is not merely that his characters are imperfect, but 
that they are deficient in the finer ingredients which go to make up the 
nearest approximations of our imperfect natures to heroism. Colonel 
Newcome was not perhaps so good a man as Parson Adams, but -he had 
a certain delicacy of sentiment which led him, as we may remember, to 
be rather hard upon Tom Jones, and which Fielding (as may be gathered 
from Bath in Amelia) would hare been inclined to ridicule. Parson 
Adams is simple enough to become a laughing-stock to the brutal, but 
he never consciously rebels against the dictates of the plainest common 
sense. His theology comes from Tillotson and Hoadly ; he has no eye 
for the romantic side of his creed, and would be apt to condemn a 
mystic as simply a fool. His loftiest aspiration is not to reform the 
world or any part of it, but to get a modest bit of preferment (he actu- 
ally receives it, we are happy to think, in Amelia], enough to pay for his 
tobacco and his children's schooling. Fielding's dislike to the romantic 
makes him rather blind to the elevated. He will not only start from 
the actual, but does not conceive the possibility of an infusion of loftier 
principles. The existing standard of sound sense prescribes an 
impassable limit to his imagination. Parson Adams is an admirable 
incarnation of certain excellent and honest impulses. He sets forth 
the wisdom of the heart and the beauty of the simple instincts of an 
affectionate nature. But we are forced to admit that he is not the 
highest type conceivable, and might, for example, learn something from 
his less robust colleague, Dr. Primrose. 

This remark suggests the common criticism, expounded with his 
usual facile brilliancy by M. Taine. Fielding, he tells us, loves nature, 
but he does not love it " like the great impartial artists, Shakspeare and 
Goethe." He moralises incessantly, which is wrong. Moreover, his 

* Book x. chap. i. 



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morality appears to be very questionable. It consists in preferring in- 
stinct to reason. The hero is the man who is born generous as a 
clog is born affectionate. And this, says M. Taine, might be all very 
well were it not for a great omission. Fielding has painted nature, but 
nature without refinement, poetry, and chivalry. He can only describe 
the impetuosity of the senses, not the nervous exaltation and the poetic 
rapture. Man is with him " a good buffalo ; and perhaps he is the 
hero required by a people which is itself called John Bull." In all 
which, there is an undoubted vein of truth. Fielding's want of refine- 
ment, for example, is one of those undeniable facts which must be taken 
for granted. But, without seeking to set right some other statements 
implied in M. Taine's judgment, it is worth while to consider a little 
more fully the moral aspect of Fielding's work. Much has been said 
upon this point by some who, with M. Taine, take Fielding for a mere 
"buffalo," and by others who, like Coleridge a far safer and more 
sympathetic critic hold Tom Jones to be, on the whole, a sound expo- 
sition of healthy morality. 

Fielding, on the " buffalo " view, is supposed to be simply taking one 
side in one of those perpetual controversies which has occupied many 
generations and never approaches a settlement. He prefers nature to 
law, instinct to reasoned action ; he is on the side of Charles as against 
Joseph Surface ; he admires the publican, and condemns the Pharisee 
without reserve ; he loves the man who is nobody's enemy but his own, 
and despises the prudent person whose charity ends at his own doorstep. 
Such a doctrine so absolutely stated is rather a negation of all 
morality than a lax morality. If it implies a love of generous instincts, 
it denies that a man should have any regard for moral rules, which are 
needed precisely in order to control our spontaneous instincts. Virtue 
is amiable, but ceases to be meritorious. Nothing would be easier than 
to quote passages in which Fielding expressly repudiates such a theory ; 
but, of course, a writer's morality must be judged by the conceptions 
embodied in his work, not by the maxims scattered through it. Nor, 
for the same reason, can we pay much attention to Fielding's express 
assertion that he is writing in the interests of virtue ; for Smollett, and 
less scrupulous writers than even Smollett, have found their account in 
similar protestations. Yet anybody, I think, who will compare Joseph 
Andrews with that intentionally most moral work, Pamela, will admit 
that Fielding's morality goes deeper than this. Fielding at least makes 
us love virtue, and is incapable of the solecism which Richardson 
commits in substantially preaching that virtue means standing out for a 
higher price. That Fielding's reckless heroes have a genuine sensibility 
to the claims of virtue, appears still more unmistakably when we com- 
pare them with the heartless fine gentlemen of the Congreve school and 
of his own early plays, or put the faulty Captain Booth beside such 
an unredeemed scamp as Peregrine Pickle. 

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or not) is the very reverse of that attributed to him by M. Taine. Tom 
Jones and Amelia have, ostensibly at least, a most emphatic moral 
attached to them ; and not only attached to them, but borne in mind 
and elaborately preached throughout. That moral is the one which 
Fielding had learnt in the school of his own experience. It is the 
moral that dissipation bears fruit in misery. The remorse, it is true, 
which was generated in Fielding and in his heroes was not the remorse 
which drives a man to a cloister or which even seriously poisons his happi- 
ness. The offences against morality are condoned too easily, and the line 
between vice and virtue drawn in accordance with certain distinctions 
which even Parson Adams could scarcely have approved. Vice, he seems 
to say, is objectionable only when complicated by cruelty or hypocrisy. 
But, if Fielding's moral sense is not very delicate, it is vigorous. He 
hates most heartily what he sees to be wrong, though his sight might 
easily be improved in delicacy of discrimination. The truth is simply 
that Fielding accepted that moral code which the better men of the 
world in his time really acknowledged, as distinguished from that by 
which they affected to be bound. That so wide a distinction should 
generally exist between these codes is a matter for deep regret. That 
Fielding in his hatred for humbug should have condemned purity as 
puritanical is clearly lamentable. The confusion, however, was part of 
the man, and, as already noticed, shows itself in one shape or other 
throughout his work. But it would be unjust to condemn him upon 
that ground