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Dentos

1915

Published by

The Junior Class of the

Chicago College of
Dental Surgery

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HIS THE FOURTH EDI-
TION of the "DENTOS"
is the result of many
thoughtful hours.
To keep in pace with the
record made by the "Dentos"
of last year, has been no easy
task.

Mayhap we have hitched our
wagon to a star too high, but
the trying has been pleasant,
and worth the while.

We have attempted to portray
our life at the College in its
various aspects.

Ours is a College ever grow-
ing greater, and we offer this
book as a part of our contri-
bution to its forward move-
ment

In this work we have done
our best; we now present it
to you. Gentle Reader, for
your consideration.

PRESBYTERIAN HOSPITAL

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Business Manager of the College

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OCTOR ROE was boni at Marklc, Indiaiui, in the year 1864. His early'
boyhood was spent there, imtil entering the Public High School of
Ossian, Indiana. He graduated from the high school and entered the
Central Normal College of Danville, Indiana.

In 1889, Doctor Roe matriculated with the Northwestern University,
beginning his studies in the Medical School, but having a natural genius for
chemistrj", he entered the Pharmacy Department in the year 1892, obtaining
his Ph.G. degree from that College. His other degrees, A.M., B.S., Sc.D. and
Ph.D., were obtained at Valparaiso University, and his il.D. degree at the
Chicago College of Medicine and Surgery.

Doctor Roe has always been a keen business man, and in 1893 he was
called upon to organize the Pharmacy School at Valparaiso University, which
he successfully did, lieing Professor of Chemistry and Dean of the School of
Pharmacy from 1903 to 1908.

The Doctor was head of the Chair of Chemistry at the Northwestern
Dental School from 1895 to 1903, and in that year organized the Chicago
College of Medicine and Surgery, at 706 South Lincoln Street. In the
following years, 1904 and 1905, he developed the Frances Willard Hospital,
which stands to-day as a monument to his good works.

In 1904 Doctor Roe was made Professor of Chemistry and iletallurgy at
the Chicago College of Dental Surgei-y, which chair he still holds, and in 1906
he was appointed Business Manager of the College.

All who know Doctor Roe recognize that it is greatly his management
and untiring efforts in behalf of the Chicago College of Dental Surgery that
has made our Alma Mater what it is to-day, and it is our hope that he may
long enjoy the results of his work and be rewarded by seeing the graduates
of this College "making good" in their chosen profession.

Doctor Roe has made himself famous from a social standpoint, and every
student of the College, as well as hundreds of gi'aduates, will cherish fond
memories of the Annual Banquet and Entertainment which the Doctor pro-
vided. It is one of the great events of the term, and a Freshman is only in
College a few days when he learns the College Yell with which Doctor Roe
is greeted whenever he appears. May the College halls for years to come
resound the echo of that yell, and Doctor Roe live long to enjoy it, is the
fervent wish of the Class of 1916.

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AUSTRALIAN NATIVES
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TRUMAN W. BROPHY, (Delta Siyma Delta] Dean
of the Faculty and Professor of Oral Surgeri/.

D.D.S., Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery.
M.D., Rush Medical College, 1880. L.L.D., Lake
Forrest University. One of the founders of tlie
Chicago College of Dental Surgery. Dean of
Fa cult V, and Professor of Oral Surgery. 1.88.3.

HENRY BAKER BROWN, President of Valparaiso
' University.

A.M., National Normal University (Lebanon,
Ohio), 1871. Founder and first President of the
Northern Indiana Normal School, the name of
which was changed in 1904 to Valparaiso Uni-
versity.

C. N. .JOHNSON, (Delta fiiyma Delta) Dean of fltu-
dents, Professor of Operative Dentistry.

L.D.S., Royal College of Dental Surgeons, 1881.
D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 18S.5.
M.A., Lake Forrest University, 1896. Professor
of Operative Dentistry, 1890.

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CALVIN S. CASE, (Delta Sigma Delta) Professor
of Orthodontia.

D.D.S., Ohio Dental College, 1871. M.D., Uni-
versity of Michigan, 1884. Professor of Ortho-
dontia, 1891.

WILLIAM L. COPELAND, (Psi Omega) Professor of
Anatomy. Secretary of the College.

M.D.C.M., McGill, 1872. M.R.C.S., Royal Col-
lege of Sxirgeons (London), 187.'?. Professor of
Anatomy, 1884.

W. II. LOGAN, (Delta Sigma Delta) Professor of
Oral Pathology. Associate Professor of Oral Sur-
gery.

D.n.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1896.
M.D., Cliicago College of Medicine and Surgery,
1904. Professor of Oral Patholog}-, 1901. Asso-
ciate Professor of Oral Surgery, 1899.

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J. NEWTON ROE, Professor of Chemistry and ilet-
aJlurgy, and Business Manager.

A.M., Valparaiso University. Se.D., Valparaiso
University. Ph.G., Northwestern University.
Organized College of Pharmacy, Valparaiso Uni-
versit}', 1893. And Chicago College of Medicine
and Surgerv', 1902. Professor of Chemistry and
Metallurgy, and Business Manager, 1895.

J. P. BUCKLEY, (Delta ^igma Delta) Professor of
Materia Medica and Therapeutics.

Ph.G., Valparaiso University, 1896. D.D.S., Chi-
cago College of Dental Surgery, 1898. Professor
of Materia Medica and Therapeutics, 1894.

F. E. ROACH, (Delta Sigma Delta) Professor of
Prosthetic Dentistry.

D.D.S., Northwestern University, 1894. Clinical
Professor of Prosthetic Dentistrj' and Porcelain
Art, 1910.

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ROBERT E. MAC BOYLE, Instructor in Operative
and Prosthetic Dentistry.

D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1900.
Instructor in Operative and Prosthetic Dentistry,
1001.

r. L. GRISAMORE. f Delta- Sigma DeUa) Associate
Professor of Orthodontia.

Pli.G., Valparaiso University, 1896. D.D.S., Chi-
cago College of Dental Surgery, 1808. Associate
Professor of Orthodontia, 1008.

C:I1ARLES H. DeWITT, Professor of Bacteriology
and Histology.

A.B.. \'alparaiso University, 1S9S. M.S.. Val-
|iaraiso University. lOO.l. Professor of Bacteri-
ology and Histology, 1903.

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CHARLES ERWIN JONES, (Delta Sigma Delta)
Registrar.

B.S., Ruskin College, 1897. D.D.S., University
of Illinois, 1900. Registrar of the College, 191.5.

WILLIAM D. ZOETHOITT, Professor of Physiology.

A.B., Hope College. 1S93. Ph.D., University of
Chicago, 1898. Professor of Physiology, 1912.

.J. R. WATT, (Delta Sigma Delta) Instructor in
Prosthetic Dentistry.

D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1896.
Instructor in Prosthetic Dentistry, 189".

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P. G. PUTERBAUGH, (Delta Sigma Delta] In-
structor in Opcratire Dentistry, Anaesthesia, and
Svperititendent of Examination Room.

D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1902.
jU.D., Chicago College of iledicine and Surgery,
1912. Instructor in Operative Dentistry, An-
aesthesia, and Superintendent of Examination
Room, 19.08.

J. L. KENDALL, (Psi Omega j Associate Professor of
Chemistry and Metallurgy.

5I.D., University of Kentucky, 1908. Ph.G.,
Valparaiso University, 189.5. B.S., Valparaiso
University, 1894. Associate Professor of Chem-
istry and Metallurgy, 1913.

R. I. UeREOIER, (Delia Sigma Delta] Assistant in
Oral Surgery.

D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1906.
Assistant in Oral Surgcrv. 1909.

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LEONARD C. BORLAND, (Psi Omcya) Instructor in
Anatomy.

M.D., Rush Medical College, 1887. L.P., State
of Illinois. 1S83. Instructor in Anatomy, 1890.

CARL A. HALLIE, Demonstrator in Infirmary.

D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1912.
B.A., University of Valparaiso, 1898. Demon-
strator in Infirmarj', 1912.

JOHN E. KOLAR, (Delta Sigma Delta) Instructor in
Operative Technics.

D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1913.
Demonstrator in Infirmary, 1913.

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CARL MARTIN CAHILL, (Delta Sigma Delta) As-
sociate Professor of Materia Meiiica and Thera-
peutics.

Ph.G., Valparaiso University. D.D.S., Chicago
College of Dental Surgery. Associate Professor
of Materia-'iMedica and Therapeutics, 191.5.

JI. L. SCHMITZ, Assistant in Oral Pathology.

D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1904.
Assistant in Oral Pathology, 1904.

M. KUZXIK, Associate Professor of Atiatomt/.

Jt.D., University of Illinois, 1902. L.L.B., Chi-
cago Law School, 1905. Ph.D., Chicago Uni-
versity. 1907. Associate Professor of Anatomy,

1914.

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J. E. SCHAFFER, (Xi Psi Phi) Instructor in Pros-
thetic Dentistry.

D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1907.
L.L.B., Chicago Kent College of Law, 1913. In-
structor in Prosthetic Dentistry, 1907.

W. A. DANIELSON, fPsi Omega) Instrtictor in His-
tology and Pathology.

M.D., Chicago College of Medicine and Surgery,
1915. B.S., University of Nebraska.

IRWIN 0. .JIRKA, (Psi Omega) Instructor in An-
atomy.

D.D.S.. Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1910.
Prosector in Anatomy, Chicago College of Dental
Surgery, 1910. Assistant Demonstrator in An-
atomy, University of Illinois Dental School, 1911.

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L. C. EMENHEISEE, Instructor in Physiology.

M.D., Chicago College of Medicine and Surgery,
1915. B.S., Chicago College of Medicine and
Surgery, 1915.

•T. B. NELSON, Demonstrator in Infirmary.

D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1914.

C. R. BELDING, Demonsiratur in Infirmary,

D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1914.

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F. S. DILGEE, Demonstrator in Infirmary.

D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1914.

M. R. LINDAAS, Demonstrator in Infirmary.

D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1914.

J. W. FORD, Demonstrator in Infirmary.

D.D.S., Chicago Colle^'e of Dental Surgery, 1914.

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yENIORy

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Knight of the whirring wheel, at whose command

Great yearning caverns open, and display

Their ivory store, that must perforce obey

The awful beck of thy resistless hand!

When, speechless, at thy mercy we recline.

Of coming fate in blissful ignorance.

And, sudden, see thy flashing forceps glance:

'Tis then alone we feel what power is thine.

Full oft beneath thy wheel I've squirmed, — Ah, woe!

Right through my frame it buzzed, and whizzed, and whirred.

While, ever and anon, I. writhing heard

Those hateful words, "A leetle wider — so!"

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^^ntnr OIlaHH Wffmrs

A. W. GuSE President

D. H. McCaulay pi,;^t Vice-President

P. De Grasse Second Vice-President

A. R. HiGSON Valedictorian

W. P. Christen SEN Secretary

J. P. O'CONNELL Treasurer

N. R. Smeltzer Historian

G. Hambleton Prophet

J. W. Sanborn Krst Sergeant-At-Arms

W. J. McCoSHEN Second Sergeant-At-irms

Sxprirttti? Olnmmtttee

W. W. WuMKKS, Chairman

L. H. Jacobs

W. ■^. GONWA

B. R. Bennett
R. N. Lindbeck

Annual Olommittfp

R. E. Snowbkroee, Chairman
VV. B. Mariner e. VV. Poui.son

P. Dk Grasse n. Jf. Kbeeoer

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BRYON R. BENNETT, A i; A, was born at
Monroe, Wis., in 1892 and graduated from the
high school of that city. His long suit is tales
of the "vvonderous Green County cheese, manu-
factured in Monroe. He will locate with his
fatlier in Monroe.

HARRY MILES BEISTLE, ^I' Q, was born
in 1890 at Buchanan, Mich., and graduated
from tliat high scliool. He was previously em-
ploj'ed as a machinist. Expects to hang out
his shingle in South Bend, Ind.

BERNARD BELL BERLSEIN was born in
tlie central part of Austria and was educated
in the Imperial Military College of Austria
and Valparaiso LTniversity. He intends to lo-
cate in Wisconsin.

HAROLD TILLOTSON BLINKS was born
ill 1892. Preliminary education was received
at Said City, Notre Dame and Indiana Dental,
two years. He will locate in the southwest
(probably as an extracting specialist).

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J. C. BEEWNER, of Eldorado, 111., was boni
in the year 1891 and finished liis preliminary
education at the Soutliern Illinois Normal
School. He was previouslj' occupied as a sales-
man but thought that dentistry was more prof-
itable so we have liim with us. He will prac-
tice in southern Illinois.

0. P. BRICK, S -I' *, was born at St. Cloud.
Minn., in the 3'ear 1891 and gi'aduated from
the high and normal schools of that city. You
have to give him credit for the fact that he had
- nerve enough to get married during the sum-
mer vacation just passed. His place of loca-
tion is as vet undecided.

CHARLES HEXRY BROSEY, * 0, was born
in 1890 at Hinsdale, 111. Attended the Carter
grade school and finished his preliminary edu-
cation at the Englewood High School. He was
employed at the Armour Institute of Teeh-
nologj', and later by the London, Liverpool and
Globe Fire Insurance Company. With all his
training he is going to Lewiston, Jlontana.

THOS. M. BURNS, -V Q. was born in Lin-
eage in the year 1893. "Tommie" was educated
ai the St. Patrick Academy. He feels tliat
Chicago will be tlie best place for him to locate.

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HYMAN BURTON, otherwise known as
"Lizzie," was born in Kansas City ana grad-
uated from the liigh school department of the
Y. M. C. A. and also from the Illinois Business
College. He was previousl}' occupied as a
credit clerk but vows that he never had any
experience as a badger fight referee. He is sure
to be successful in Chicago.

JAJIES CLYDE CAMPBELL, ^I' Q, was
l)orn at Russelville, jfo., in 1894 and graduated
from the high school of that town, after which
he tauglit rural school for one year. He was
livave enough to take unto himself a wife at
tlie end of his junior year, for which he is to
be commended. He will locate in Missouri.

ED. H. CARROLL, S * *, was born in
1 893 at Davenport. Iowa, and was educated at
the Davenport High School, St. Ambrose, Col.,
and the Iowa I'niversity. He came to us at
the beginning of our Junior year and has been
very successful at school and we are sure that
he will continue in liis practice. Will practice
in Davenport, Iowa.

EARL H. CARSON, our Iowa farmer, was
horn in Logan, Iowa, the year 1890. He re-
ceived Ills high school education in that city
and then pursued a collegiate course at Coe
College for two years. He picked on Creighton
I'niversity as a good place at which to study
dentistry but after taking two years there de-
cided that good old C. C. D. S. was a much bet-
ter school and as a result we now have him
among us. He expects to practice in Iowa if
lie and the board of tlu\t state can come to
terms.

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MAURICE 1.. CHETLAiN, a Z r, was bovn
in Rusian in the year 1888, and came to Clii-
cago in 15102. He was employed as a travelino
salesman until coming to us in 1912. He will
probably locate in Chica<;o.

WALTER P. CHRISTIANSEN, S ^p *.
"Christie," was born in Chicago in 1889 and
attended R. T. Crane High School and Lewis
Institute. He also is a D. V. M., graduating
from McKillip. A general good fellow and all
around rough neck, he will make good in
Chicago.

EDWARD LEE CLARK, A 2 A, commonly
called ".Joe Smith" or "Sandpete," was born at
Payson, L'tah, in the year 1884 and received a
high school and commercial college education,
the latter at B. Y. University of Provo City.
Lee was previously occupied in the propagation
of fish and as a produce merchant and we
suppose that it was his experience in the latter
business which gave him his ability as a sales-
man. It is generally known that if a patient
comes to him for a cement filling she usually
goes away with either a gold or synthetic.
He will probably locate in his home state.

RAY C. CO.MSTOCK, A 2 A, was born on
a 60-acre farm in Lenewee County, Michigan,
in 1891 where he lived until he entered the
Sylvania High School, graduating from there
with the class of '12. After spending one
year seeing Nebraska he came to the C. C.
D. S. to become a tooth carpenter. Ray will
probably locate in Toledo, his ^present home.

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GLENN G. CONNER, A 2 ^, was born at
ilanville, 111., in 1891 and attended the Strea-
tor High School and took one year at the
Northwestern Acaderaj'. Immediately upon
coming to school he was named "Shanty Irish"
by the student body and it has stuck with him
to this day. "Shanty" says that he will hang
his diploma in the barn and go back on the
farm, but we are sure that he will have a
lucrative practice in Streator.

ROBERT JOSEPH COX. •i' n, was born in
Alexandria, South Dakota, in the year 1891
and was educated in the public schools of that
city. He was previously engaged in helping
his father in agricultural pursuits, which we
suppose means farming. He will locate in
Soutli Dakota.

WILLIAM T. tRAMER. a native of the
"Pine Stiuup" state, was born at iluskegon
in 1894, from which school he graduated in
1912. He came to us while still a lad but has
grown into a very dignified senior and wo are
sure tliat success awaits him in Jlichigau.

.T. L. CUMMINGS, ^I' Q. was born in 1892
near Soldiers Grove, Wis., and attended the
Soldiers Grove High School and also Val-
paraiso University. Joe will locate in Wis-
consin. He has been a loyal supporter of the
school and judging from his success in school
we are sure that he will make good in prac-
tice.

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EDWARD WILLIAM DAHLBERG. ^V n.
was born at Chicago, 111., in 1891 and received
his preliminary education in the Chicago
schools. His life has been quite a romance
for he rose from a messenger boy to the posi-
tion of branch manager in the service of the
Postal Telegraph Company. He will practice
in Chicago.

LEO V. DANIELS, A :; A. who won fame
in our school by editing tlie annual in his
Junior year, was born in \"\'iluiington. 111. He
received his education in the Flanagan public
schools, after which he took charge of and ed-
ited the Flanagan Times for a period of three
years. After disposing of the paper he decided
to Join lis as an embrvo dentist.

VERNOX W. DAV18, A :; A, was liorn in
1891 at ilinneapolis, Jlinn. He graduated from
the Spring Valley High School. Wis. He was
formerly employed on the railroad as express
messenger until he came to C. C. D. S., in the
fall of 1912. He expects to locate in Wisconsin.

WILLIAII L. DOUGLASS, Z * ■!>. was born
at Joilet, 111., in 1891, but received his educa-
tion at the Clarton Penn. High School, finish-
ing at Gary, Ind.. where he now resides. He
will practice in Gary.

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GEORGE STANELY DOUGLAS. A 2 A, was
born in the Badger state at Menomonie, in the
year 1890 and at the tender age of ten he was
moved to Ashland, graduating from the high
school of tliat place. "Stan" received great
notice tlironghout the state last year by his
lieroie rescue of three young ladies from drown-
ing in Lake Superior. As a sequel to the res-
cue we understand that he will lead one of the
ladies to the altar some time during the en-
suing year. He will practice in Superior.

ilRS. ,T. A. FABBRI was born in tlie city
(if Slonini, state of Grodna, Russia. She grad-
uated from the grammar school of the same
town and then served as assistant to a dentist
for three years, later attending and graduating
from the College of Dentistry of Warsaw. Al-
ready has a license to practice in Russia where
>lie intends to locate.

EilERV F. FEKETE, Prosthetic specialist,
was born in Ihingary in the year 1887 but has
been a resident of Chicago since 1900. Emery
icri'iviil his grammar school education in Hun-
gary iiiul the high school part of it was taken
in Cliicago, graduating from the latter in the
vi'ur 1912. He intends to practice in this city.

W. 11. I'l'MLMlOLZ was born in Wisconsin
in the year 1S79 and was educated in high and
normal schools, .\fter leaving normal he was
riii|il(i\ed as siiperintendent of a high school.
Til is all proves that he is a good student and
"e e\| t liiiii to be successful in Xorth Dakota.

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HAROLD BEIGGS FOITZ, -Hire "aliall.-
was born at Tuba City. Arizona, in 1893. He
graduated from the Richfield High School in
1912. Having worked among bees, the busiest
of "animals," he decided to get the habit and
study dentistry. He expects to work with his
father in southern I'tah.

GUILLERMO GALLEG08 G.. ^l' 9.. our lit-
tle fire eating Central American, was born in
San Jose, Costa Rica, in the year 1893 and was
educated at the College of San Luis. While
yet at a tender age he assisted his father in
the latter's office, receiving some experience
which proved very valuable to him in his col-
lege career. He will locate either in Costa Rica
or South America.

EDWIN C. GARBERG. * Q. was born in
Revillo. South Dakota, in the year 18!)1. He
graduated from the Madison High School with
the class of '11, after which he was employed
as an electrician. Will locate in Svdnev. Mont.

GEORGE W. GILBERT came to us at the
beginning of the .Tunior year, having taken his
Freshman year at Baltimore. Md. He was
previously employed as a dental assistant. Will
locate in Hartford, Conn.

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\V. J. GONWA. A 2 A, ••Honest Abe" was
lioiii at Chicago, 111., in the .year of 189'2 but
{iraduated from the Roberts High School. After
tliis he was occupied as a baker. "Abe" has
surely made good from tne start with us and
\vi' think tliat he will be successful in Illinois.

BERNARD A. GOOD, M.D., -i' Q, "Barney"
was born in San Francisco, C'al., in 1884. He
was educated at the Nortliwesterii Military
Academy and received his medical degree from
tlie College of Medicine and Surgery in 1910,
iifter which he tra\eled in Europe for a time.
He served as prosector in anatomy to Dr. Bor-
land during his Senior year. Will locate in
( "Iiicago.

GEORGE A. GRANT, A i: A. a Canadian
gentleman, was born at Grant's Crossing, On-
tario, in 1SS8. George says that a relief train
lilts the burg the first of every April. He re-
ceived his preliminary education at that place
Mild also at the Manitoba University. "Shorty"
will |irai-tice in western Canada.

1'. .1. PAUL DE GRASSE, * Q, born in
\\ licatoM, 111., in 1891 and attended the schools
(if that city after which he spent five years at
carpentry. As a speaker to the class Paul is
inicc|ualed and we think that this talent will
lie of aid to him in his practice near Chicago.

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EMORY A. GREER, A ri Ji. first saw tlic
light in MeCleansboio. III., tlio yoar 1887.
Emory attended the soutlu-rii Illinois State
yormal University for three years. He then
acted as pedagogue for the Adams Express
Company in St. Louis and was concerned in
many other ventures before entering C. C. D. S.
He says he will practice in East St. Louis if he
graduates within tlie ne.xt five years, so we are
sure that he may be found in tliat city at any
time next year or for some time thereafter.

A. W. OUSE. A 2 A, our worthy President,
was born at Bryant. S. D.. and graduated from
the high school of that city. He served as
hank cashier for two years, was Business ilan-
ager of the last year's publication, and is presi-
dent of the Y. il. C. A. Albert's long suit is
urging his patients to "Kindly kee|) your a|i-
pointment." He made a discovery early in his
infirmary practice which astonished the dcMital
world. J^amely: a deciduous bicuspid. "AI"
will locate in Bryant. S. 1").

EARL T. (JTSTAVESOX. A :C A. was lioni
at Whitewater. Wis., in 1880. His ]u'eliminary
ediu-ation was received at the Xorthern Illinois
Xormal at Dixon and also at Valparaiso Uni-
versity. The "Skee jumper" was a regular
"Devil" at Valpo and has continued in his
course at our school, but as last year's editor
has said. "Even the simple Freshmen love him."
Gus was honored by being elected Grand blas-
ter of Delta Sigma Delta Fraternity and w
are sure that he will be successf\il in Madison.

GEORGE X. HAIK was born at :Mt. Lebanon,
Syria, in the year ISSO. His schooling has been
continuous since he was old enough to go to
school, receiving an A.B. degree from the
Syrian Protestant College of Beirut. Syria. He
expects to practice in Beirut and we are sure
that we will aH bear from him in later years.

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■T. A. HAGAX. A :; A. a native of Ontario,
but who has since joined the ranks of Uncle
Sam's domain, was born on a farm near the
(Jerman town of Zurieli. He was educated in
tile schools of Ontario, before joining the
"plaster throwers." As a result of his success
lie expects to locate in Chicago.

GAIL il. HAilBLETON, A 2 A, -'Ham," our
gifted singer was born in Ovid, Mich., in 1886.
He graduated from the Galesburg High School
and the Jlichigaii Normal. "Ham" taught
scliool for four years previous to taking den-
ti^trv. Will practice in Kalamazoo.

CHAS. H. HATCH. A i: A, was born at
I'.cUoiui. N. Y., in 1884 and received a "Dees-
trict" and public school education at Erie,
I'cnn. Charley has been our radiography ex-
pert and expects to use it in his practice, the
location of which he has not yet decided upon.

KOII.VR W. IlKEKWAM), our silent man,
\\a-- iicirii in South Dakota in the year 1801.
-\ftri- .i;v:iduating from business college at
New I'lni, Jlinn.. he attended Valparaiso Uni-
M rsity. lie was previously occupied as a ste-
nograjdu'r. Will |iractici> some where in South
Dakota.

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ALFRED ROYAL HlfiSON, S * *, "Hij;;'
was born in Pocatillo, Idaho. His preliminary
education was received in the Academy of
Idaho, and the Salt Lake City High SchooL
"Hig" was honored by being elected Valedictor-
ian. He will locate in the (iem State, probably
Pocatillo.

HOMER A. HINDMAN was born at Carbon-
dale, 111., in 1881 and was educated at West-
field, 111., College and Valparaiso University.
He was previously engaged in farming and lie
and "Daddy" have had some great talks over
transportation of hay, corn, etc. He comes
from "'Egypt" and says that he is going back.

LAWRENCE A. HIX, ^I' 0, who is small, but
only in stature, was born in Milford, 111., in
1893. He graduated from the high school of
his home town and we can onlj' say that if he
was as lively there as he has been here he cer-
tainly kept the "Profs " busy. He will locate
in Illinois.

HARRY HORWITZ was born at St. Paul
in 1885 and graduated from the central high
school of that citj'. After graduating from high
school he entered the mercantile business and
pursued the same until the start of his dental
education at Marquet where he attended for
one year. He will practice in St. Paul.

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BURLIEGH HASTIXGS HUDSON, S * <t>,
was born at Cleveland, Ohio, in 1887 and grad-
uated from the Grand Rapids Central High
School. He is President of the Xi Psi Phi
fraternity this year which speaks well for any
man. He will practice in Grand Rapids with
his father.

LAVERXE HAMES JACOB, S vl' *, ''Jake,"
was horn at Bushnell, III., in 1893, and grad-
uated from the Peoria High School. "Jake" is
line of 1)111 (|iiict good natured fellows and is
well Hkeil. We are sure that he mil be suc-
cessful in Peoria.

I.KOX Ainiin; JUXES, Z ^' *, -Grand-
ma." was born at Cliebause, 111., in 1891 and
unuliiatcMl from the public schools of that town.
After this lie was employed as a drygoods sales-
uiiin with vocal music as a side line. Will
locate in Chicago.

V. .J. JOl'BERT was born in South Africa
in tlie year 1890. His preliminary dental edu-
cation was received at Utrecht. Holland. We
are sure tliat lie will he successful in his South
African practice.

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:M0RRIS JURBIN, a native of Russia and
a student in Russian schools, came to America
eight years ago. He lias taken high school
work at Lewis Institute and Valparaiso. His
present address is in Chicago and he will prob-
ably practice in this city.

JAMES ROBERT KEANE. S * *. •Bob,"
was born at Millburg, Ohio, in 1889. His
elementary education was received at Amhurst,
one year at St. Joseph of Rensselaer and an-
other at Oberlin College of Oberlin, Ohio. He
was previously employed as dining car con-
ductor and traveling auditor by the L. S. & JI.
S. Ry. out of Cleveland, Ohio. He was Presi-
dent of the Junior class. He will locate in
Chicago.

GEORGE D. KEATOX. A 2 A, was born in
Salt Lake City, Utah, in the year 1889 and at-
tended school at that place, later taking five
years at the Agricultural College of Utah.
George will locate in Salt Lake Citv. .

JOHN FRANKLIN KIRTZ, our shoe sales-
man, was born at Pulaski, Ind., in 1886. He
graduated from the Logansport High School
and expects to take up that $.>.000 practice in
Indianapolis, Ind.

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JOHX ALFRED KIRCHEN, whose advent
into tliis sphere of action happened in 1890 in
Cliicago, obtained his education in the De La
Salle Commercial High School. He was em-
ployed as a bookkeeper by the National Mill
and Iron Works. He expects to practice in
Chicago.

JOHX P. KOBRZVNSKl. if you can't pro-
nounce it whistle it. was born in the unique
city of Plonsk in the state of Poland, Warsaw,
in 1887. After graduating from a normal
school and a teachers seminary he became the
assistant of the county clerk. Not being satis-
fied with this he came to Chicago to study
dentistry and after graduating he will return
to his native countrv.

ALBERT F. KOCH, ^V P.. was born at Oak,
III., in the year 1SH2. He was graduated from
the Golconda High School and came to us from
there. As a plaster thrower in his Freshman
year, Albert excelled but has since reformed
and is at present one of our most dignified
Seniors. He will probably locate in Illinois.

L. S. KOFFMAX, A Z V. was born at Odessa,
Russia, in 1889 and took public and part of
high school there but finished in Chicago Y. M.
( '. A. Feeling that he was very much in need
of a profession he decided to take up dentistry
and there is no doubt but that he will be a
success in Chicaso.

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SORABJI MANECKJI KHAMBATTA, our
genial representive of India, was born in 1S80
at Bombay, India. He was educated at Bom-
bay and London and acted as Dental Assistant
to St. Marllebone General Dispensary of Lon-
don. He is a very good worker and will surely
meet with success in Bombay, where he intends
to locate.

JOSEPH G. KOHL was born at Fulton, III.,
in 1889 and passed through the country school
then worked on a farm for a few years, but
having a desire for learning entered Valparaiso
University, taking up high school work. He
then came to us in tlie fall of 1912. He will
locate in Illinois.

OTTO KOLAR, * Q, was born in Chicago in
1892. He graduated from grammar and high
school and spent one year at Illinois Uni-
versity before starting his dental education.
Otto is so quiet that we hardly know wlien he
is around. He will practice cither in Illinois or
Montana.

H. M. KREEGER, A Z I', was born in Chi-
cago, 111., in 1894 and received his elementary
education in the schools of this city. He came
to us from the Northwestern Dental in our
Junior year. He expects to locate in Chicago.

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FRAXK J. KUBIAK was born in Posen,
German Poland, in 1891. He later came to
America and graduated from the Detroit Col-
lege, also spent two years at Valpo. He was
]irevioiisIy employed as a dental lab. man.
Will locate in Cliicago.

M. 1. LANDESJIAX is foreign by birth, being
liorn in Berlin, trermany. He attended high
school some place but where we do not know.
•■Dutcliie' was previously occupied as an in-
terior decorator. He expects to cast his lot
with tile great number of Chicago dentists.

FRANCES LASCH was born in Austria and
after graduating from college there decided to
take a course in dentistry at Chicago. She had
intended to return to Austria but owing to the
uiisetth'd oiinditions there she may remain in
Cliicagu. She is the first lady student to grad-
uate from our school after taking the three
^'(■ars coui'se.

STi;l'IlEX S. I.EPAK was born in Gncsen,
Minn., in ISS.S. "Steamship," after completing
eiMintry school, one year at St. Mary's College
and tliree years at \'alpo, entered C. C. D. S.
iind proved to all concerned that he was cut
for a cicntist. lie will locate in Ouluth, Minn.

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R. X. LINDBEC;K, S ^I- *, "Dick," our good
iiatured playful patriot, was born in 1892 at
Jamestown, N. Y. He finished his preliminary
education at Jamestown, and in fact he is so
much in love with the city that he is goina
there to practice.

ARTHUR H. LINDER, ^I' n, was born in
Chicago, 111., in 189.3 and attended the Farra-
gut and Crane public schools. He was ,a mem-
ber of the class of '14 but quit before the
school year was over so we have him with us
this year. He will locate in either Chicago or
South Dakota.

ANDREW J. MARCINKIEWICZ, S ^I' *,
was born in Chicago in ISS.^ and received his
education in the Chicago schools. He was
preveiously employed as department manager
for a wholesale rubber firm. "Mark" has
proven that he can do good dentistry and will
undoubtedly be successful in his Chicago prac-
tice.

W. B. MARINER, S 'J' *, was born in
Bowling Green, Ohio, in 189.3 and graduated
from the high school of that city in the sprin.L;
of '12 and at once entered college. He has not
as yet decided upon his place of location.

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HERBERT ARTHUR MARQUARDT, ^^ n,
was born at Burlington, Iowa, in 1893. He
graduated from the Burlington High School,
then came to us for learning. Ha^■ing lived in
Burlington all his life he will undoubtedly gu
there to practice.

LYXX C. ilARTIX was born in 1S90 at
Clark, S. D. He started in dentistry with the
class of '14 but stayed out of school a year be-
tween his .Junior and Senior years. He came to
us last fall. He expects to locate in Chicago.

.STE\'\ART A. .MATTHEWS was born in
1S94 at Clintonville, Wis. He received his pre-
liminary education at the Carter H. Harrison
High School, and immediately took up den-
tistry. He expects to locate in Chicago.

D. 11. McCAULEY, S M' +, the oral surgeon
iif the class and assistant to Dr. Brophy, was
born at Childs, Maryland, and was educated
in till' Wilna school and Cecil County High
School. "Mac" is noted for his endeavors to
make the Senior students liecome dignified and
l)rofessional looking.

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WILLIAJI JOHN ilcCOSHEX, A 2 A,
"Rough Neck De Luxe," was born at Interior,
Mich., in the year 1801 but attended the giade
and high schools of Ashland, Wis. Although
Bill is always having fun at the other fellows'
expense he can take his share of it like a little
man. He will practice in either AVisconsin or
Jlichigan.

A. E. Mcculloch, a 2 a. was bom in

Corpus Christi, Texas, but while yet a young-
ster his parents moved to Laredo and he re-
ceived his education in the scliools of that city.
Before entering college he was engaged in the
mechanical and rubber business. Besides be-
ing a rapid base ball fan he is well versed in
all points of the present war and can put
any other Senior to shame in an argument on
that subject. Will locate in Texas or Mexico.

ARTHL'R J. McDOXALD was born at Haw-
ley, Minn., in 1884. He of the "'Big voice and
curly hair" attended the high schools of that
city and entered the government service in 1904
as a railway postal clerk. This accounts for
his wonderful memory. He will practice in
ilinnesota.

.JOHN H. McDonald. "Oold foil and ortho-
dontia specialist," was born in Belwood, Ont.
Canada, in 1886. He attended Hawley, Minn.,
high school with his cousin "Art." John after-
wards took a Veterinary course at McKillips
and we think that he may combine the two
professions in his Minnesota practice.

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C. H. JIcKEXZlE was born in Belleville,
Canada, and graduated from the schools of that
city and also Alberta College. He made him-
self useful for a time by teaching school in
western Canada and tjien decided to cast his
lot with us. He will practice in Calgary.

•JAS. EAEL ilcKEXZIE. S ^ *, first opened
his lamps in Chicago in 1893. Yes and ''Gip"
attended liigli school. He informs us that his
jucvious occupation was that of Sec. To The
President of South America. He intends to
practice either in Chicago or the U. S. Navy.

•TUAX B. ilEDIXA, an unassuming student,
\v;is l)(ini in 1S92 at San Clemente, Jal. Mexico.
He received his preliminary education at a pre-
paratory school. Having done nothing but at-
tend school he felt qualified to study dentistry
and now looks forward to a practice in Gauda-
hijara.

MArvVTX F. jni.LEE. .i 2 ^. was born in
the small town of Winchester. Tenn., in 1S92.
He grad\iated from tlie Franklin County High
Scliool witli the class of '12. being president,
valedictorian and winning a medal and scholar-
>hip in Ins Si'iiior year. He expects to answer
the lall of a lucrative practice.

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TOSHIYE MIYASAKI was born in Koclii.
Japan, in the year of 1890 and graduated from
the second middle school, later passing the
examination given by the state examiner of
California. His early life has been spent in
school. He will practice in Koclii, Japan.

0. F. MOORE, 3 * <{•, was born in Chicago
in 1889. He graduated from the Lane Techni-
cal School, had two years at the Academy of
Fine Arts and one year at the Art Institute.
He was previously engaged with the Apprais-
ing and Engravers Co. He will remain in
Chicago.

AUGUSTUS HENRY MUELLER. A 2 .i, a
representative of the "Badger State," was born
in Manitowoc and graduated from the high
school of that city. He studied civil engineer-
ing at Wisconsin University and practiced it
for a time before entering our college. Since
entering our school lie has become known to
the students through Iiis association with Dr.
Brophy in the surgical clinic. He will prac-
tice in tlie "Windv Citv."

BEXJAMIX J. XEIMAN was born in 1S92
at Chicago and attended the Crane and Medill
High Schools, after which he spent two years
in business with his father. He has served
in so many capacities that we have not room
to mention all of them. He will probably
locate in Chicago,

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JOHN PATRICK OX'ONXELL, -i^ Q, "Red,"
was born in 1889 at Dwiglit, 111. He graduated
from the Pifer City High School and then was
employed as an insurance agent and salesman.
His intended location is either in Chicago or
Jlontana.

PAUL G. PAPSDORF, <l' Q, "Bishop," was
liorn in Casco, Mich., and studied for the min-
istry at the Elmhurst Seminary, but decided
tliat he was not cut out for a minister, so we
have him Mitli us. He also taught school before
taking up dentistry. Chicago will be good
ciiougli for him.

HOMER PEER was born at Ellis Mound, 111.,
in the year 1S88, and was educated at the
Southern Illinois State Normal University,
from whicli he graduated and took up school
teacliing as a pastime until he could decide
upon some profession. After deciding upon
dentistry, lie came to tlie right place. He
will locate at McLeansboro. III.

ALBER'I' WILHE]>jr PETERSON. ^ i: .i,
•I'ete." was born at Bloomington, 111., in 1888
.ind ^rndiiatcd from the high school of that
city, lie was then employed as a salesman for
ii retail and wholesale grocery firm. Pete's
good humor cannot be ruffled, as is proven by
bis three years' experience in school. He will
Incate ill Hliioiiiiiigt(m.

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ANDREW J. PETRACOGIONIS. ■•Count" for
short, was born at lleligala, Greece, in 1800.
His preliminary- education was received at the
Messini High School and ne came to us in 1012.
The Count expects to take a post-graduate
course in oral surgery after finishing and
previous to his locating in Athens, Greece.

SCOTT r. PETRIE, M. D., ^ Q, was born
in 1874 at Palmer, 111., graduating from the
Nilwood High School and later the Blackburn
University, after which he taught school for
several years. He graduated from Harvey
Medical in 1004. taught in that institution,
served in the Ghetto and then went into pri-
vate practice. He is Grand Master of the
Kappa Chapter, Psi Omega fraternity. Will
use the knowledge gained in the dental coursi>
in his work in stomatology.

GUS PETTY, A 2 A. "Angus." is one of our
great foil workers and a Aery good workman
besides. He was born at Richmond, Utah, in
1886. After selling enough Studebaker wag-
ons and buggies to get a roll, he decided to
come to C. C. D. S. He received his prelimi-
nary education in the school of hard knocks
and expects to practice in Ogden, Utah.

HARRY EUGEXE PIERCE, 3 -I' *, was
born at Clinton, Iowa, in 1891. His prelimi-
nary education was received in the Clinton
High School and also two years at the Cornell
College at ;Mt. '^'ernon. Harry says that Iowa
will be plenty good enough for him if the
board does not object.

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JOSEPH A. POLLICE was born in Italy in
1SS7 and came to America in 1895. He at-
tended the public and high schools of Chicago
and will practice in this city.

EIG1:NE \A-. POULSON was born at Rich-
field, I'tali. in 1885. Before he decided to
study dentistry he attended the Brigham Young
University and served as a bookkeeper. Poul-
son is noted for liis quiet ways and the fact
that he was on both the Freshman and Senior
Dentos committee. He will practice in Rich-
field, Utah.

HARRY G. Y. RAHN first put in his appear-
ance at Minneapolis. Minn., in the year 1802.
Harry attended the grade and high schools,
and also had two years at the Academic Uni-
versity of Minnesota. He will practice either
in Chicago or Minneapolis.

C IIR. W. RATCHEFF was born at Etropol,
Bulgaria, and took pro-gymnasium work in
Etropol, high school work at Yalparaiso, and
graduated from the Bissel Photo-Engraving Col-
lege. He followed the trade of an engraver for
several years before taking dentistry. He ex-
pects to return to his native country and prac-
tice in Sophia.

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GEORGE WASHINGHTOX RIEMCHE was
born in a certain locality near Olivet, S. D.,
in the year 1S91. Later his family removed to
Lincoln, Neb., where he was educated. Ever
since coming to C. C. D. S. he has been plod-
ding diligently along with the 191o bunch. He
is one of the benedicts of the Freshman-Junior
season and says that he and the wife will
reside in Chicago.

WILLIAM Y. RITENOUR. A 2 A, "Billy
Rit," was born in Streator in 1SS7 and grad-
uated from the Streator High School, after
which he was employed in the dress goods
department of a department store in that city.
Billy never crabs except when the boys are a
little late after their laundry. He will locate
somewhere in Illinois.

CHARLES .JAMES ROBERTSON was born
at Portage la Prairie, Man., Canada, in 1886,
and graduated from the public schools of that
city. Since entering our school he so proved
his worth as a cliemist that Dr. Kendall ap-
pointed him as his assistant. He will practice
in Alberta.

T. P. ROSE was born at Belliflower, 111., and
received his primary education in that city,
but later attended the St. Dede College, at
Peru, 111. "Jack" has worked as a railway
telegrapher while going through school and is
to be commended on staying awake as much as
he has. He first learned ''Digital Manipula-
tion" at the key. and we are sure that tliis
will help him in liis Chicago practice.

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AL. S. RUDEX attended his Freshman year
at Baltimore and came to us at the start of
the Junior year. Previous to dentistry he
was employed as a traveling salesman. He
acted as cartoonist for trie publication this year
and is to be complimented on his ability. Will
practice in Springfield, ilass.

JOSEPH WALTER SANBORX, * n, "Casey,"
was born in Chicago in 1878. He attended
the West Division High School and later be-
came a locomotive engineer, wliich position he
now holds. He says his place of location is
undecided, but will be any place where he can
find a girl who will liavc him.

BORES K. SANDEROW was born in Russia
in tlie year 1890. He was educated in a Rus-
sian high school. He is the man who was
going to sliow all of us the "way" when he got
U]) in the "Firmary." He will cast his lot with
the Chicago dentists.

STASYS SAPRAXOS was born in Lithuania
in 1881. He attended the schools of that coun-
try and Scranton Business College, S. S. Cyril-
lus and Methodius College, later obtaining the
degrees of A. B. and B. S., after six years at
\'alpo. A tliorough student and a good work-
nuin, he is as yet undecided upon a future
location.

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GEORGE SCHVETZ. '■Frenchy," was born in
Russia and received his preliminary education
in Paris, France. Being unable to understand
and speak English as well as the rest of us, he
has been under quite a handicap. Will locate
in Paris.

NORMAN R. SMELTZER. ASA, who has
often been taken for Dr. Buckley, was born in
Wakarusa, Ind., the year 1S90, and received his
education in the schools of that city, besides
putting in a year at Indiana University. He
taught school for two years, and we can easily
imagine the manner in which he handled the
"Hoosier" children. He will locate in the
Hoosier state.

J. C. SHOTTON, ^I- o, was born at Brown-
helm, Ohio, in 1892, and graduated from that
high school with the class of '10. He was later
employed by the United States Steel Company
until 1912, when he entered the Western Re-
serve University, taking his first two years of
dentistry there. He will locate in Cleveland.

RANTZ E. SNOWBERGER, AZ A, was born
at Silver Lake, Ind., in the year 1893. He was
graduated from the high school of that city
with the class of 1911. and after taking a year's
"rest" decided to take up dentistry. He ex-
pects to practice in Illinois.

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FREDERICK ARX( )LD SXELLEN was born
at Xeede. Holland, in 1870. He graduated in
medicine in Holland in 1900 and took his first
two years of dentistry at the University of
Berlin in lOOS and 19011. He is going to prac-
tice in Holland.

HARRY E. SOOY, A 2 A, Alpha Chapter,
was liorn in Wayland, Jlieh., in 1888 and grad-
uated from that high school. He took the first
two years of dentistry at the University oi*
ilichigan and transferred to us for the senior
year. He will locate in Chicago.

M. STERLIXG SORLEY. Z •i' *, was born
in Bu.xton. X. D.. in 1893. ".'^al" graduat<;d
from the Condo High School and declares that
after graduating he never did a thing until he
lanie to us. He expects to practice in Chicago.

•T. ARTHUR SPICKERMAN' was born at
Sandwich, 111., in 1890, and graduated from
tlie Sandwich Higli School. "Spick" has a
l)rothor who has made good and he expects to
follow in his footsteps by locating with him at
DeKalb. HI. We hope tliat parting his name
in the middle will not interfere with his
success.

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RAYMOND E. SQUIRES, * U, was born at
Roberts, 111., in 1892. He finished his high
school in Roberts. Pete sure does love his
Climax, but that docs not in the least interfere
with his dentistry. He will locate in Illinois.

ANDREW H. STITH was born at Nashville.
Tenn., and received his preliminary educatioi
in the public schools of Chicago and also took
academic and collegiate work at the Tick Uni-
versity of Nashville. He will probably locate
in Chicago.

MARK E. STRUBLE, A 2 A, was born in
Wilshere, Ohio, in ISfll, and later graduated
from the Fairmont, Ind.. High School. It has
been said of Mark that he is the only man in
the infirmary who really looks well with a
mustache. He will locate in Chicago.

LEON J. STUCK, A 2 A, was born at Otsego,
Mich., in 1888, and he graduated from the pub-
lic schools of that place, after which he took
up pharmacy and practiced that until his en-
trance with us at C. C. D. S. He will locate
in Illinois.

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PA'IRICK JEROME SWEENEY, E * *,
was born at Hulena, ;jIont.. in the year 1888.
After attending the public schools, ''Pat" was
graduated from the Montana State School of
ilines. He served the government as a civil
engineer for a period of seven years, after which
he cast his lot with the class of "15. Will
U>cate in Butte. Mont.

GUSTAVE JOSEPH TILLITSKY was born
in 1888 at Passaic, N. J., and finished his liigh
scliool at the Passaic High. "Tillie"' is our
athletic coach and is very active in that direc-
tion, but for tlie life of him he can't get the
class to give a dance. He is weighing Chicago
and New Jersey to see wliich will tip the scales
in favor of his practice.

JOSEPH GJJ-:XN TOOT.SON. A ^ A, was
horn in Smitlifield, Utah, in 1894. Glenn is
one of Utah's farmer boys, but has proved to
us that it makes no difference, for he has cer-
tainly made good as a student. He attended high
scliool and worked on the farm before coming
to us. He will locate eitlier in IHah or Idaho.

OSCAR VALEN'I'INE VERMILVE. A i: A,
was born and raised in Sandwich, III., and his
|ireliminarv education was received at the
scliools of tliat place, together with one year
at the University of Illinois. "Var' is noted
chieOy for his crabbiness, but really he is not
as crabby as he appears. If he only continues
at the present rate success surely awaits him
in Illinois, where he expects to practice.

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RALPH W. VOEXHOLT was born at Xew
Bremen. Ohio, in 1887. and received his high
school education at Worker, Ind. After this
he filed on a claim, tauprht school, and finally
took a course in pharmacy at Fargo. N. T>.
Deciding upon something better than a pill
roller, he came to us in 1912. Will locate in
Palm Beacli. Fla.

R. "S'AX HUYSSTEEX was born in youth
Africa in the year 1889, and received his pre-
liminary education at Cape Town, later taking
three years of dental work at Utrecht, Hol-
land. He will practice in .'-^wellendam. South
Africa.

P. WARSAW, alias Peter Warsawski, was
born at Motol, Russia, in the year 1891. Red
came to America in 1907 and attended the
Foster Public Evening School and the Jledill
High School. He was previously employed as
a l)ookkeeper. Will locate in Chicago.

ADOLPH WEISS was born in Chicago in
189.3 and received his preliminary education at
Valpo. He was previously occupied as a jew-
eler. Will locate in Chicago.

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LAWRENCE WILLIAM WELP was born in
Marslialltown, Iowa, in 1S93. He graduated
from the Bancroft Higli School, attended Valpo
for two years and tlien decided to take up
ilentistry. His location is as yet undecided.

THOMAS H. WILKINS, Jr., ^^•as born in
Xew York City in 1885, and received his educa-
tion in the schools of New York, after which
he graduated from the Bronx Business College.
He expects to locate in New York.

P. G. WIUJI was born at Wellington, South
Africa, in the year ISni. He was educated in
tlic country and later qualified in Holland,
where he received his fir.st two years of den-
tistry. He will locate in South Africa.

W ILLIA.M WEAEDUS Wl'MKES, ^I' Q,
came to the world in lSi12 at Lennox, S. D.
He graduated from the liigli school of that city
ill 1!MI|1. •llill" was previously engaged in the
sale of cultivators and kitchen ranges and since
coming to school has served as prosector in
anatomy. Ho will return to Lennox to
practice.

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EARL N. YACKEE. A Z A, was born in Rob-
erts, III., in 1892. and graduated from the high
school of that town in 1908. He was then
employed as a clothing salesman. "Jake" is
noted for that famous laugh which no one can
imitate. He will probably locate in Central
Illinois.

JESSE C. GUE, our speed king, was born
in Place York, Minn., in the year 1881. His
preliminary training was taken at the Univer-
sity of Southern Minnesota. Jess has served
as a school teacher and also as a railway postal
clerk. He is envied by the whole class for the
reason that he was out in points before the
most of us got fairly started. He will locate
in Illinois.

ELIAS FRAXKEL. A Z r, was born at Xew
York City in 1892 and attended the public
schools of that city. Since then he has become
an actor and baseball player. He does not
know as yet where he will practice.

JACOB J. ZUNX was born in 1888 in Odessa,
Russia, graduating from a "6th class city
school" in 1906 and later attended the Buffalo
Central High School. "Jake" is a hard worker
and no doubt will get results in his Chicago
practice.

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Unnnx^abb iFarultij. iF^Uniu OIlaasmatfB.

T IS with a keen appreciation of the honor that yoii have bestowed upon
me and of the eonfidenee that you have ]:)laced in me, that I shall attempt
to address this illustrious class, the able Faculty of the College, the friends
aud guests gathered here this evening.

This commencement night for the Class of 1915 of the Chicago College of
Dental Surgery, marks the goal which, for three long years we have been striv-
ing to reach.

On the evening of the fir.st Tuesday in October of 1912. we the Class of
1915 gathered together in the large amphitheatre for the first time and received
the welcome of the Faculty, heard the loud outcries of the Seniors and Jiuiiors :
"Freshmen out." "Freshmen down in front," etc. It was then that we felt
very keenly that all eyes were resting upon us. wondering what the harvest
would be. But not so to-night. Time has turned the tables and we now stand
upon the threshold of one of the grandest and most promising of all professions.

As we left that evening we felt that we had many friends to help us on-
ward with our undertaking, and so it has been. The glad hand of the Faculty
has always been extended to us. The following day we again mounted the six
flights of stairs to take up the work that was outlined for iis. and needless to
say we were full of vim and vigor. Coming from many colleges, schools, from
many vocations and paths of life, we may have wondered what the outcome
would be for each of us. The course as outlined b.y the Chicago College of
Dental Svirgery. co%'ers a short period of three years and during this brief time
we have laid the foundation of what we shall all hope to be — the true profes-
sional man with a long life of usefulness and happiness.

Many are the profitable experiences, good times and hardships which we
have shared with each other. Oft-times we may have thought that the Faculty
was dealing harshly with us. but I frankly assure you that we now realize it was
for the good of us all.

Fellow cla.ssmates, we are standing to-night, as it were, at the brink of a
great abyss, .straining with eagerness, our eyes to explore the vast expanse which
lies before us. We have toiled patiently aud enthusiastically for years to gain
that token which shall admit us to the world, and in which we are henceforth
to work out our destinies.

It is indeed a pleasure and good fortime to be graduating at this time from
the Chicago College of Dental Surgery for it means and offers nuich to hiui
who will strive for that which is best. We should always be proud of our D.D.S.
degree and let us continue to uphold the honor and iutegrity which it implies.
Let us do our duty to the professiou. conduct an ethical practice, do what we
can for the uplift of humanit.v and the betterment of our noble calling so that
no man nuiy ever have an opportuuit.v to class us other thau a credit to the
world.

It should be our aim to make the word "Dentistry"" stand for more than
it has meant in years that have jiassed. This profession m- calling in life offers
such excellent opportunities for inHueiice in a coiiununity. for good or bad, as
that offered to one in any field of work.

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We may never be able to add a new thought to the world of truth, but we
should strive to execute the principles which have been handed down to us in
a more efficient manner than has been done by any former class. If we do one
thing better than it has ever been done before, we ai-e truly great and the world
is that much better as the result of our eiforts.

The principles of our profession are based on science, but the practice of
dentistry is an art, and the true dentist must be an artist. The artist in the
studio, after the picture has gathered form, carefully scans it from different
points of vision, noting each defect in coloring and expression, and toning down,
heightening, obliterating and retouching as his skill and taste may dictate until
he feels that it is perfect. The dentist takes the living fragments of a more
beautiful painting than has ever graced the easel of the most renowned artist,
and by the aid of his skilled hand, guided by the power of his carefully dis-
ciplined mind, and harmonized by his gentle heart, so modifies and directs the
forces of mother nature, that he restores back to physical and mental perfection ;
a human life.

A piece of art may fall short of perfection because of defects in the artist.
Hence it behooves us as artists — as individuals who revere our profession, who
strive for excellence and efficiency, who respect ourselves and our talent — to
stand aside occasionally and examine ourselves — our outer and inner lives —
and note wherein we have come short of being the ideal man that we were
designed to be. In a painting cre^ed by an artist's pencil a few movements of
his hand will effect a wonderful transformation, so if defects exist in character,
we may be equallj^ adroit in the removal of blemishes and in the attainment of
that which is wanting.

During our career here we have formed many dear friends and a.ssociates,
the memories of whom will cling to us throughout our whole life. Within a
few days we will be separated, each going to his intended place of practice, and
then will end our pleasant associations as a class. Classmates, let us not forget
the other fellow, remember the good turns he has done for you, show your ap-
preciation by taking the time to write him a line or two. He will be glad to
receive it and you like^\nse. Although we may be widely separated, let us follow
out the course of in.struction as it ha.s been laid out before us in tlie last three
years, ever striving to do what is right and for the good of the profession, and
credit to our Alma Mater.

In closing I wish to quote a few lines of one of the greatest men the nation
has ever known, "Abraham Lincoln."

"I now leave, not knowing when or whether ever I may return, with a task
before me greater than that which rested upon Wasliington. Without the assist-
ance of that Divine Being who ever attended him, I cannot succeed. With the
assistance I cannot fail. Trusting in Him who can go with me and remain with
you and be everywhere for good, let us confidently hope that all will be well.
To His care commending j'ou, as I hope you in your prayers will commend me,
I bid you an affectionate farewell."

A. W. GusE, 1914.

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"j^:^ HE date, October 1st, 1912, is a memorable one and a date which I am sure
\^ cverj' member of this Class of '15 will remember; for it was on the even-
^^ lug of this daj' there gathered in the large ampitheatre of the Chicago
^^" College of Dental Surgery, a mass of people — and judging from the noise
made one might be mislead into believing there were only Juniors and Seniors
present — not so, for by close observation we could distinguish here and there
a few. huddled in their seats, wh.o wei'e not so noisy and who did not yell
"Freshmen Down." These silent members made the new class, the Class of '15.
Being one of them I wish to enumerate some of the happenings of the following
years :

On this eventful evening we met the Faculty and listened to the addresses,
directed mostly to the Freshmen ; it was not difficult to determine that we were
the important ones in that assemblage. The following morning we met Dr.
Copelaud, from whom we received much valuable advice about our work, etc.,
after which the class was divided into two sections, one half going to the
dissecting room while the other was committed to the prosthetic lab, there
to cope with the very perplexing problems in prosthetics. Both sections were
ecfually successful, acciuitting themselves as no previous class had ever done.

Several weeks passed before we realized that class organization was a neces-
sity ; consequently a movement was started with that end in view. Well do we
remember that iirst class meeting when all seemed reluctant to assume the re-
sponsibilities of temporary chairman, however, one man braved that yelling mob
and amid much noise and turmoil proceeded with the business in hand. Right
here I miist say a word about this man, who was no other than A. H. ]\Iueller.
Later he was elected president. Little knowing the task before him, he never-
theless, guided i;s through that year as few other men would have done and to
him much credit is due.

Our instructors were not slow in. recognizing that they were dealing w'ith a
class which was ready and willing to learn. With this impetus before them, they
put forth every effort to give us the very best — the result of their long years of
experience. Nevertheless we were convinced that certain changes were essential.
Tou see, having been in school only a few short months we were in a better posi-
tion to .judge of our needs than those who had been running the institution for
thirt.y-one years. Suffice it to say. after some delay a change in the chemistry
course was made and things went merrily on.

Before we realized it, the holiday season was upon us, and here too, we dis-
tinguished ourselves; for instead of only taking a week's vacation, we voted for
two, and even w-ent so far as to threaten he who dared to work in the laboratoiy,
with a plaster shampoo. Needless to sa.v, no member was so indiscreet in this
matter as to call iipon himself the wrath of the Gods.

Following the holiday season we returned with the same vim and energy
that has characterized this illustrious cla.ss for the past three years. At this
time the entire class entered into the my.steries of prosthesis — and it was also

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at this time several of the menibei-s became popular; some by their deeds and
some by their recitations. I've only to mention Gallic and Comstock, who gained
considerable notoriety by originating the painful procedure of watering hip
pockets; Good, who took it upon himself to show Sanborn the sliort cut in con-
structing artificial dentures, by vulcanizing his plate in wax ; Connor, who dis-
played his spartan tendencies by ejecting several Juniors from our lab ; Berl-
stein, who in his forcible manner narrated his New Year's experience and cau-
tioned us against a similar incident; Peterson, who led in shouting "Stoiy Doc";
"Gip" McKenzie. with his hair raising and blood-curdling stories as to how
it was done down at "De .yards" and so on. but space does not permit of more.

It was about the first of February that we entered the operative lab and
under the careful tutelage of Dr. Coolidge we enjoyed and profited in the course
in dental anatomy in conjunction with operative technic. The carving of teeth
and the filing of brass instruments was tedious work, but we succeeded very well.
It was here that A. McDonald became prominent, for did he not make such a
perfect carving that it was impossible to differentiate it from the original model ?
This lasted until our final exams, after which we departed for our respective
homes wondering if we would ever bear the distinction of lieing called Juniors.

The summer months soon passed and October first, '13, found us back again
ready to "do or die"; and at the opening exercises we found our opportunity to
shout, "Freshmen down, pass him up." etc.

Returning to work was much the same as the year previous. Half of us
went to the lalwratory of "silent ones." and the remainder to the prosthetic
lab. Dr. Boreland with his able corps of assistants led ils farther into the
realms of human anatomy and after several vain attempts taught us the ne'er-
to-be-forgotten, "Heat, cold, pain, and touch." The second section under dear
old "Daddy" was taught the requisites of perfect fitting crowns and successful
bridges.

As Juniors we were brought into contact with some of the greatest men of
the profession. Dr. Jolmson gave us the results of a life's work in operative
dentistry; Dr. Roach in Prosthesis exceHed himself; Dr. Buckley cleared up
many things in Materia Medica that we. as Freshmen, did not understand ; Dr.
Logan, in Oral Pathology, proved himself very popular; Dr. Kendall in Chemis-
try, and Metallurgy made the course both interesting and profitable; Dr. De-
Witt in Bacteriology and Pathology with his blackboard drawings, made a pro-
found impression upon us all; Drs. Copeland and Zoethout completed their
respective courses in Anatomy and Physiology, which they had begun in our
Freshman year.

The time for the election of Senior officers was at hand and caused consider-
able excitement. The day was declared a holiday to enable the political bosses
to mend their fences and line up their constituents. The returns showed a very
close vote, in fact, so close that the count on one officer resulted in a tie and a
special election was held some few days later.

The social and athletic events must not be overlooked. As Freshmen, we
successfully held a dance and a smoker and in the same year lost the bowling
match to the Juniors. It was in our Junior year that we succeeded in publishing
and supporting the best annual ever published at C. C. D. S. In this year we
lost the bowling contest to the Seniors, and the Junior dance is still an expecta-
tion. All our athletic events were staged at the Y. M. C. A. and due to the
fact that it is located some distance from the College, the interest manifested

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was not as great as it would have been had there been a gj-nmasium in the
College building.

The close of our Jimior year fomid most of us ready and willing to take
a much needed vacation, however, about fifty remained to take the siunmer in-
firmary course with visions of having the "required number of points in by
Christmas time. Some returned earlier than others and by the time the formal
opening came around we were all back in line.

Seniors at the Chicago College of Dental Surgery travel much the same
coiirse each year, but, such superior abilities as ours are uncommon even in the
Chicago College of Dental Surgery, have surrounded us with a dazzling halo
of brilliancy, making us appear as a radiant smi amidst pale stars. Of course
there have been, are, and will be, other cla.sses than ours, but no other one class
has combined all the good qualities common to classes with the utter exclusion
of the bad ones.

Our sterling worth joined to our quality of perseverance and our natural
aptitude has raised us to an eminence far above that which any other class
has ever dreamed of attaining.

With becoming modesty and himiility do we occupy our .supreme position
on the mountain of fame.

We have been an ideal class, regarded by the other classes with awe and
reverence, an ideal class which all others may aspire to emulate but can never
hope to equal.

MONTANA REPRESENTATIVES

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l^tgljujatfrfi iFalltng

You sliall hear liow Higlnvater
Burst its bonds — the bonds that held it-
Threw itself into the big room,
In the crowded big Infirmary.

You shall hear of all the trouble
Caused by it and of its ravings.
Of the fun and its replacement
In its former home, the lead pipe.

In the building on the corner.

In the mighty yellow building,

By the noisy, rumljling carline.

Worked the near Dents at their calling.

Never mindful of the weather,
Though the air outside was chilly.
Still, within the steam was popping
And the room was warm as could be.

Then there came a little dropping
From the ceiling high above them,
In the building on the corner.
In the mighty yellow building.

"What is that," then some one called out.
"Ish ka wiggle," was the answer;
And he worked on at tlie filling.
At the lovely, shining filling.

Then the water came down faster.
Till the patients moved a little.
Faster, faster, like the ocean.
Like the stormy big sea water.

Streptococci had a picnic.
In their pyogenic nuinncr.
For there was no sterilizing
At the cop])er sterilizer.

On the basins poured the water,
Poured the water from above them.
Poured upon tlie bench and lockers,
Poured upon the case and engines.

Those who cuiuc up to tlic doorway
Felt the "Highwaters" wetting.
Ducked their licads ami tlicn retreated
To the dryness of the hallway.

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They, whose lockers in the corner
Were submerged by Highwater,
Swam to rescue their belongings
From the rushing, raging torrents.

While the others stood In* laughing.
Laughed and gave them many ha ha's,
And the floor was being flooded.
Like the big Shecango River.

Soon came John with the buckets.
With the mops and with his cohorts,
Plxunbers on the floor above them.
Stopped the "Highwater's" leakage.

Then there went 'round much rejoicing,
And the Dents resumed their working,
Opened up the sterilizer.
Put their instruments within it.

Then the floor was put in good shape
After "Highwater's" falling,
In the building on the corner.
In the mighty yellow building.

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©R. PRESIDENT, Members of the Faculty, Fellow Classmates and Friends :
places and at fruitful times. We now stand at the threshold of a won-
must be congratulated, for in truth our lives have fallen to us in pleasant
We are in the midst of a most wonderful period of progress, and we
derful edifice and view the dawn of a glorious day ; this edifice is a temple of
knowledge and this day is made bright by the sun of wisdom.

Let us pause for a moment and consider what the twentieth century has
brought the world. Never before has history reported such wonderful prog-
ress in the masterj- of physical problems. Men have annihilated distances
by means of the transcontinental railroad, the steamship and the gasoline
engine. Intelligence can be transmitted from place to place, using the nat-
ural elements as conductors as a result of wireless telegraphy. The human
voice can be preserved in all of its beauty to please and instruct future gen-
erations. It would be indeed strange, Avith this wonderful progress in the
mechanical arts, if dentistry did not produce an inventive mind. It would
be indeed strange if dentistry did not improve its mechanical pi'ocedure.
Rejoice, then, young man, for the twentieth century carries wonderful
possibilities.

What is necessary of the man of to-day? A careful and thorough prepa-
ration for life's work. Superficial efficiency will not answer. No matter
what your vocation, you must do better than those who preceded or you will
fail to measure your progress in keeping with the twentieth century pace.
Competition will demand this of you. We must take advantage of every
source of knowledge and sharpen every inherent faculty if we expect to
win success.

Emerson has told us that "Our lifi^ is an apprenticeship of the ti-uth;
that around every circle another can be drawn; that there is no end in
nature, but every end is a beginning." Just as the school boy would draw
one circle around another with his compass, each tiny opening of the instru-
ment representing the previous effort outdone. Thus we are all drawing
circles, enlai'ging on our previous attempts. There are no fixtures in nature.
There is no circle so large in circumference that another cannot be circum-
scribed about it. There is no outside to us, no enclosing wall, no circum-
ference to us. We go on drawing one circle about another. We may say
that the new destroys the old. See the fortifications made useless by gun-
poAvder ; the sail by steam; steam by electricity; the horse by the motor car;
and within our own art the depressing operations by the process of casting
gold. Th(i circle of the twentieth century is a large one, and the compass
which is circumscribing it is a massive instnunent requiring great power to
propel it.

The Sir (inllahad of the twentieth century must ride foi'th with a seeing
eye and a hi ariug ear and let no good thing escape him. Our knight must
have wisdom, skill, aptitude and cultivation. He must have all these if he
expects to progress. With the glorio\is d(>velopment of the world, the sciences
and arts have played the greater part, and the dental pi'ofession 1ms been

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numbered among these forces for advancement, and is looked upon to-day as
a great profession. We are living in a day of specialties. Men have realized
that the general practice of medicine is too large in scope, and as a result
of this realization we have the oculist, rhinologist, obstetrician, osteopath,
orthopedist and the various specialties of surgery. It is along with these
specialties that dentistry must be classed. Recently a prominent educator in
this city made the statement that in time the present system of medical edu-
cation Avould be completely changed. That all candidates for admission into
any of the branches of medicine would be required to attend a foundation
school where he would be thoroughly trained in the fundamental sciences
of anatomy, histology, physiology, bacteriology, chemistry and physics. From
this school he would pass to the institution prepared to train him in the
particular specialty of his choice.

This is the day of prevention, aiul it is along this line that our greatest
effort shall be. The mouth, as we know, is a most convenient avenue of
entrance for infection, for through the oral cavity we take in all our nourish-
ment, and with it many forms of bacteria. These organisms exist in the
mouth and are transmitted by the circulating medias of the body, to parts
M'hich have lowered vitality, where they begin their attack. Eminent physi-
cians and research workers along medical lines claim that a diseased mouth
is the most prolific cause for many of the chronic infections. Diseased
glands, intestinal disorders, nephritis, arthritis, pulmonary affections and
heart lesions are some of the results. In a discussion of this matter, Dr.
Charles Mayo, in a paper entitled "The Mouth as a Focus of Infection," put
this question as a conclusion, "The next great step in preventive medicine
must be taken by the dental profession. Will they take it?"

The dental profession of to-day consists of an army of energetic workers,
who are concious of the great responsibilities Avhich rest upon them and are
making every effort to equip themselves for this great work. In the public
schools of our cities may be seen the dental surgeon examining the mouths
of children and instructing them in oral hygiene. Funds are being arranged
for this purpose by the different cities and health departments are demanding
courses in oral hygiene for the children. Dental infirmaries are being erected,
such as the Forsythe Dental Institution, for the betterment of humanity and
the prolongation of life. It is believed that a healthy mouth is one of the
greatest factors in the development of a healthy mind and of a healthy
body.

Classmates, our chosen profession presents exceptional opportunities
to-day, and let us take advantage of them. Let us be efficient, ethical and
always students. With the rapid advancement of dentistry, people will
realize more and more what is expected of the dentist of to-day, and they
will judge him accordingly. You cannot afford to be satisfied with your
present preparation, for you must advance with the more progressive mem-
bers of the profession. If you do not, it will mean a falling by the wayside
and consequently failure. The Sir Gallahad of dentistry in this twentieth
century must be well armed, and he must replenish that armor as it becomes
battered by usage and useless by the introduction of new and better methods.
We now face the completion of our apprenticeship, and with this foundation

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we ride forth. How nmst we be equipped if we desire successfully to over-
come the difficulties that may beset our paths? In the first place we must
be well grounded in the technical use of our weapons against suffering and
disease. We must always be students and each day gather fresh treasures
into our mental storehouses. As practitioners of dentistry we must have
everything at our fingers' ends, be equal to any emergency, allowing no diffi-
culty to daunt us. We must keep pace with the times and possess a sound,
practical and workmanlike knowledge of our profession. We must have capa-
bilities, confidence and courage. We must have all the knowledge we can
acquire. We must always remember that every man is a debtor to his art
and that he is in duty bound to pay with usury to the next generation all
that he has received from the past. He must employ his leisure time dili-
gently or he will be a laggard at the heels of time. Our Knight shall be of
sanguine temperament and full of hope. He shall be of a kindly disposition,
ambitious, and filled with an earnest desire to make for himself an honorable
name in his profession and in the world. Our Knight must be brave, strong
and cheerful, ready for the battle of life and confident of victory. Hard-
ships, privations and discouragements are but the steps upon which he
will mount to the attainment of his desire. Our Knight shall be a true man
in the widest and best sense, true to his profession, to his school, to his
patients, to his Maker and to himself. Thus equipped, he challenges all,
and rides forth armed for the contest of life. It is my wish, classmates, that
each and every one of us will be side by side in this combat. For the equip-
ment and preparation we have received from our College and worthy Faculty,
we are thankful. To-morrow we cross the meridian we have been striving
to approach. Clad in our armor, we go forth both happy and sad, with a
gladdened heart and a moistened eye, happy to commence our life's work,
but sad to depart from our College and friends. Happiness and fellowship
have reigned these past three years between Faculty and classmates. Many
have been our advantages and experiences, but now we are to leave all and
bid farewell to our Ahua Mater. A sad mission I am to deliver, I assure you,
for in my mind the gladdest and saddest of words are "Hello" and "Good-bye."

Members of the Faculty, we are gathered to bid farewell to the three
past years under your excellent tutorship, in the Chicago College of Dental
Surgery. Henceforth we shall enter the field with you, as members and
teachers of dentistry. We are to matriculate among this army of toilers and
benefactors of humanity. We are to be congratulated upon the splendid
teaching which you have given us, and while we know that we cannot fully
appreciate it all at present, the day will come when its realization will be
forced upon us. To bid you a farewell is a difficult task, for you will ever
be numbered among our sinccrest friends.

Fellow classmates, this parting is indeed sad, but unavoidable. To be
together as students and closest of friends for these three years now makes
the parting difficixlt. It is true that we shall be scattered to various parts
of the globe, but we are combatants of the same contest of life, so let us
maintain always this goodfellowship that has existed in our college days, ever
proud of being a member of the Class of 1915. I wish you God-speed.

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Aftpruiaria

Set me back for twenty summers,

Back in old Chicago town.
Back in lecture halls, my fancies

Wander through them, up and down.
I can see the many faces

Of the boys and profs I've met,
I can hear the old time chorus,

"Hail, all Hail." and "Hello, Heck."
Sleeping mid the pineclad Northland
'Neath the smiling Southern Cross,
Scattered with the world's commotion,
Scattered gain, and scattered loss.

Mails from home with anxious waiting.

Waiting for the needed tin;
I can see the line of class-mates

Hurrying their gold points to win.
And I see along the clinic.

With a student arm in arm.
Through the years he seems a giant.
Time has lent him added charm.
Homes in Iowa, homes in Texas,

Homes in sunny Tennessee,
Scattered from the flowing prairies.
To the ports of open sea.

Rushing to make attendance.

Rushing out again to smoke,
Rushing freshmen in the hallway.

Feelings bum, and watch in soak.
Working through the long vacation.
When each dollar meant so much.
Nights of fun, and fair girls' laughter,
Poker, badger fights, and such.
Homes in Europe and Australia,

Some in stmny Panama:
One more yell for Alma Mater,
C. C. D. S. Rah ! Rah ! ! Rah ! ! !

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'^i^ii^nki

imitor QIlaBs l^amx

'Tis fate that ever rules our lives.

And what it chooses brings us,
Our Aveal or woe, our wealth or wives.

It at its option flings us.
And if what we don't want, we get.

And what we want's denied us.
What use is railing or regret.

For Kate would but deride us:
On. on. its restless wheels go round,

And no good gifts ma}- grace it,
But for a man. the only plan, is this,

TO FACE IT.

T\'hen fortune seems about to smile.

And hearts thereat heat faster:
Most likely in a little while,

"Twill vanish in disaster;
And oft the love we counted on.

To bless our lives hereafter,
^Yill prove to be a fickle one.

And end in mocking laughter:
On, on, its restless wheels go round,

And no good gifts may grace it.
But for a man, the only plan, is this,

TO FACE IT.

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HE/vncOLD! PAm!lt)uch!

JUNIORS

ilmttor OIlasB Q^flftrrrs

E. H. Baikstkom .

Prcxidoit

L. POULSOX

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C. E. Petersox
P. E. Lee .
T. T. Fekgusox
V. E. Rapp

F. S. TiCHY .

(EnmrntttiTB

AyviiwI C(nniiii 1 In:

Secretary

. Treasurer

Editor-in-Chief

Sergeant-at-Arms

Sergeant-at-A rms

'1'. '1'. Fergihon
V. R. Jones

. Editor
As.iistant Editor

Jo.s. Butt

Assistant Editor

C. R. JIcKariand

Allilclir Voiinnillcc

I'lislnes.i Manager

]'-MMONS

V. li. .lOXES

*S'oria/ Connniftce

F. C. Lextz

H. E. RisT A.

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PUBPLE AND CoiJ)

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diuninr Ollaafi Enll

Allan, T. R. Fargo, N. D.

"When there's a lady in the case, all things else must disappear."

Sioux Falls, S. D.

'He did nothing in partitular, and did it well."

Muskegon, Mich.

"Was ever man so grandly made as he?"

Peoria, 111.

'Industry, diplomacy, ability and willingness."

■ ••■... Pigeon, Mich.

"My kingdom for a mustache."

Chicago, 111.

"I feel the stirring in me of great things."

■ Tomah, Wis.

"His golden locks covering a noble brow."

Michigan City. Ind.

Anderson, C. E
Backstrom, Ed
Barclay, H. F.
Bartow, F. W.
Belanyi, E. a.
Bell, E. A.
Bennett, J. R.
Bensend, A. S.
Berry, H. A.
Besser, J. M.
Black, E. T. .
Blase, A. .
Brosman, E.

Bona, B. T.
Brown, H. L.
Burke. W. E.
Butt. Jos.
Carr, a. F. .

"Good natured, and getting fat."

"Still waters run deep."

'"Deeds, not words."

. Turtle Lake, Wis.
Apache, Ariz.

• • • • ■ . . . . Mt. Vernon, la.

"I like above all other things in the world, to be loved."

. Ashland, Ore.

Athens, Greece

Chicago, 111.

"Calm, and of an innuiring turn of mind."

"A quite unassuming chap of sterling worth."

"A little nonsense now and then
Is relished by the best of men."

"All is well that ends well."

"All is a musical strain with me."

Chicago, 111.
Chicago, 111.

Alvinston, Ont., Can.

"Nature hath formed strange fellows in lier time."

Plainfield, N. J.
Chicago, 111.

'Silence and common-sense make a man.'

''I'm there, attendance, a little sneeze and nothing more.'

Carroll, H. E Chicago, 111.

COLOM, S. R.
Cox, J. M.

"When I have anything to do. I go and do it."

"America is no place for me — I'm going back."

"How he studies and recites
Gives the Hunker forty frights."

Lares, Porto Rico

Elinton, Mass.

Cerney, J. C. . . . . . . . . . Chicago, 111.

"My worried look bespeaks the cares of a benedict."

Craycroft, F. H. . . Springfield, Ky.

"I like the essentials of a wise man."

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DONELAN. JaS.
DUGGAN. R.

Ellsworth, L. J.
Emjioxs. ;\I.

Springfield. 111.

"Putting all joking aside, I'm a soiious youth."

. South Bend. Ind.

"He came unheard, and silently he went away."
"A man's a man for a' that."

Payson, Utah.
Culter. 111.

"My strength, like Samson, all lies in my hair."

Endsley. L. J Kalaniaz(.(x .Mich.

"Reticent, but real."

Evans, S. S. . Preston. Idaho

"Quiet men at times are most surprising."'

Pehrenbacher. F. J. . . . . Bogota. 111.

"All the great men are dead or dying, anil I feel rather poorly myself.""

Fellows. D. M. . . ' . Riceville

'Mj' endeavors liave ever come too short of my desires."

Au.stralia
"Jly native country. I love thee best."

Drayton. Ont.. Can.
"A happy heart makes a blooming visage."

Chicago. 111.

"Veracity is not my strong point."

Richfield. Ctah.

"A gentleman to the finger-tips."

St. Paul. :\Iinn.

"A bold, bad man."

• ■ • • . . . . Beaverville

"Life is a serious proposition after all."

Saiilt Ste. :\Iarie. Can.

"I love the States, but oh. you Canada."

■ Duhith. :\linii.

"Silence and common sense make a man."

Ferguson, T. T
Fl.\th, G. 0.
Fox. M. E. .
FoOTz. A. J.
Framheiji. F. G,
Gagnon. E. J.
Gemmill. L. W.
goering, e. h.
gorrell, h. b.
Hall. J. K. .
Hamilton, R. J.

Pilot ;\Innn(l. ;\Ian.. Can.

"Blushiiii;' is the sign of true virtue."

South Australia

"I always get the better wlii'u I argue alone."

Chicago. III.
"His brain is furnished, and his tongue well taught."

Heighway. J. C Washburn. Ind.

'"Hail to the man who tries and succeeds."'

Henery, C.

Herzberg, B.
HouNS, A. R.
Hutschneker. W. H.

ISSELHARD. R. il.

"He ^^•orks on quietly but well,
Xot grades but technie tell."

"Deeds, not words."

"A ])rime good fidlow."

■'Every little dog has his <lay."

■"May the fair goddess Fortune
Fall deep in love with thee."

Jarvinen. G. a.
Johnson. G. A.

"If you want a thing avcU done, call on George."'

"I like tlie girls — reallv I do.'

Toniah. "Wis.

Chicago. 111.

Blanchardville. Wis.

New York City

Belleville. 111.

•Lake Xchaganion. Wis.

Batavia. III.

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. Watseka, 111.
Cando, N. D.

Johnston, J. D. .

"Reticent but real."

Jones, V. R. ....... .

"You liave deserved high commondatiou. true applause, and love.'

Kane, W. J Meriden, Conn.

"Chase me, girls, I have the nickels."

Khuri, I Lebanon, S.yria

"A good student. If you don"t i>elieve it. ask him."

Nago.va, Japan

KiROKICHI, ARAI

Kinney, W. B.

KiRMSE. H.

Kbnney, E. J.
Koch, H. H. .
Kopp, W.
Lacoursiere, a,

LaDue, S. B.
Lee. p. E.
Lentz, F. C.
Lewis. R. A.
Liebers. J.
Light, R. E. .
Lindeberg. W.
Long, A. J.
Mahan, H. C.
Manahan, E. A.
IVIarble, E. H.
Martineau. M. M.
McEvoY, H. H.
McFarland, C. R.

McFarland, J. D.

"From ClirvsaiitliciDviin land."
'Smile and tlie world smiles with vou."

Chicago. 111.
Marinette, Wis.

"One of the few good fidlows from Wisconsin."

South ^Mountain. Can.

""The quiet kind, whose nature never varies."

. Chicago, lU.

Stout, Ohio

Quebec, Can.

Tampieo. 111.

Plymouth. Pa.

Danbury. Conn.

Logan, Utah.

Chicago. 111.

. Angola. Ind.

:Miles City. Mont.

Lewistown. Mont.

Creston, lo'wa

Chicago, 111.

Logan, Utah

St. Johns. N. D.

Chicago. 111.

Rensselaer, Ind.

"The chemist of the class."

"His eye and manner bespeak ambition."

"There is a soft and pensive grace,
A cast of thought upon his face."

"Has nice curlv hair, and Hashing black eyes."

"Power dwells with cheerfulness."

"Everyone loves a lo\"er."

"Smooth runs the water wlie\e tlie brook is deep."

"Of lower eye-bro\\- fame."

"Alwa.vs a favorite with the lioys."

"No one knows liis thoughts, not even he."

"Decided ideas of his own."

"He thinks he is a ladies' man."'

"The anatomy fiend."

"Talks little, but he may be wise."

"I love the ladies."

How true a gentleman. Iiut still a wise man."

"He enters into things with zest.
And ranks in knowledge the best."'

"Be dignified and aristocratic."

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McCallum, J. a Chicago. 111.

"Let the world slide. I'll throw on the sand and stick."

Millard. E. J. . . . . . . . . . Montour, Iowa

Morris, B. A.

]\IORROW, H. R.

"Some ladies" man."
"He gave up chewing for a time."

Viola. 111.
Carrollton, 111.

"Has trouble about breakfast when he rises late.

MuEDEKiNG. R. F Owatoniia, Minn.

"Our champion lio.xer."

MuNK, N. E

"I'm sporty, but no one knows it."

Neuensch"\vander, E. J. .

"Appointed assistant at clinic, for scliolarsliip?

NORTHSTRUM, 0. ....-•• ■

"Is he a roughneck?"

NovY, H. N. .

Packer, S.
Parro, E. D.

POULSON, 0. i\I.

poulson. l.
Pesch, T. ]M.
Peterson, C. E.
Pierce. L. F.
podkuch. l. l.
Preston, W. M.
R.vpp. V. E.
Rice, H. C.
Ritter. S.
roskelly, r. b.
Roy, W. D. .
Rust, H. E.
RuKSC, p.
Rosenthal, H. I
RiTNER. S. B.

King, Utah

Mnnroe, "Wis.

Marinette, Wis.

. Chicago, 111.

Preston. lo'wa

Chicago. 111.

Jlinueapolis. Minn.

Richfield. Utah

Maseppa, ]Minn.

Chicago, 111.

Newark. N. T.

Blroy. Wis.

^lonroe. AVis.

Oakes. N. D.

Detroit. Minn.

Chicago. 111.

Sniithfielfl. Utah

■• \ hair in the head is wortli two in the brusli."

Island Pond. Vt.

"All brains and no heart. Slie lias it."

]\Innroe, Wis.
"Is he a pugilist?"

Suwalki. Poland

■■S|icll it if yini can't pronounce it."

Chicago, 111.

"It takes all sorts to make a world."

Martinshnrg. W. Va.

"We will hear of him in the Senate some day."

"I may be small, but I'm tough."

"Bears the burden of a family."

"Our reciter, a good fellow."

"He likes the French, and he's German.''

"Vice-iiresi(U-nt and atliletc.''

"Hair cut or shave?''

"Then he will recite — Ye gods! how he will recite

"One of a crowd."

"From Wisconsin — he'll live it down."

"Cleanliness is next to Godliness."

"Lost his hair in tlie sununer. Why?"

"Our Mellin's Food boy."

"A good student, and a chemist."

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Savage, J. T.

SCHAPFNER, M. K.
SCHARENBROIC, E.
SCHACTER. S.
SCHLIONSKI, D. L.

"Enjoys throwing paper in class."
"His first name is Jlerle."
"A student? Yes, indeed."

"One of a crowd."
"A great friend of the .Jap?"

ScHNiTzER, Minnie ........

"A perfect lady — never kicked up any kind of a row.'

Sequin, L. P.

SiKKINK, R. A.

Simmer, C.
Simon. H.
Simpson, M. F.
Sitkin, F. L.
Smith, H. B.
Smith. Hazel E.

Spiro, B.
Stevens, L.
Storlie. a.
Scott, W. M.

SlEGEL, J. M.

Thane, Lars

"Man. false man; smiling, destructive man."

"A big man with a little voice."

"He wears bright blue sox."

"A broad mind, but narrow vocabulary."

"Power dwells witli cheerfulness."

"Deeds, not words."

"It is a great responsibility to liring up a son

"Her heart is in the right place.
Her laughter holds no scorn."

"I like the essentials of a wise man."

"Was ever man so grandly made as lie?"

"Athletic chairM'-an."

"Hall's understudy.''

"Good habits and jiunctuality are virt\ious."

"Taunt, if you must, this jKJor bald head.
There's something in, if not on it, lie said."

Moitntain, "Wis.

Ft. Dodge, Iowa

St. Cloud, Minn.

Newark, N. J.

Chicago, 111.

Ransom, 111.

. Watibay, S. D.

Hancock, Mich.

Chicago, 111.

Taylorville. 111.

Chicago, 111.

Logan. Utah

Norwich, Ont., Can.

Chicago, 111.

Kalamazoo, Mich.

Revillo, S. D.

Whitefield, Mont.

LaPorte, Ind.

Trondhjem, Norway

P,lack River Falls, Wis,

'Do the other fellow or he is going to do ymi."

Battle Lake, Minn.

"Life is a serious proposition after all."

St. Paul. Minn.

"A man, he seems, of cheerful yesterdays and confident to-morrows."

TiCHY, F. S , ■ ■ ■ Chicago, 111.

"A rising cartoonist."

Van Sickle, F. E Whitehall, Wis.

Thompson, R. W.
Thoreson, C. a.
Tomasek, C. a.

Vera, Alphonso

"Has a delightful laugli."
"That he should cross the seas to win."

Madrid, Spain

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Wagapoff, H.
Walker, C. U.
Walty. R. L.
Weaver, II. D. .
Webster. C. B.
Weingart. W.
Wharton, J. L.
Whitebread, K. E,
WiLBERG. E. 0. .
WORLEY. W. R.
WOODWORTH, E. I.
YOKIE, W. C. .

•'He knows all about badgfis."

"I^luirt and retirinj; fellow."

"On Jii'Ua's lionur list."

"He fails alone. \^'Iiu feelilv ereej)S."

"A thinker, deep and [irofound."

"I never dare tu talk, as funny as 1 am."

"In raarriaae, no one knoweth what slie gettetli."

"Not eoniplete witliout his eounterpart."

"Puttinu' all jukes asiile. I'm a serious youth."

"A bowler, and also a singer."

"Quiet, unruffled, always the same."

"Xo one loves a fat man."

Pirm, Russia

Beaimiont. Texas

Chicago, III.

Onward, Ind.

Hartford, S. D.

Chicago, 111.

Springfield, Ky.

Nelson, Canada

Whitehall, Wis.

Logan, Utah

Vermilion, S. D.

Hancock, ilich.

CANADIANS

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SOilE it M'as wearj^ waiting, while to others the time passed swiftly by
^\'hen it was realized that the vacation of a little more than four months
gggg was about ended. Vacations are very necessary things to a student who
has completed a Freshman years' course at C. C. D. S. First, we all want
to get away from the humdrum of the College, away from the closed-in-quarters
of the city and get a chance to find our real bearings again ; then, to most of
us at least, an opportunity must be had to get a large supply of the "long
green" which is so necessarj' to a "Dent."

At the closing of the summer, these conditions having been filled the dig-
nified Junior class of somewhere near one hundred and fifty members turned
their eyes towards America's great metropolis — Chicago. ^Most of the boys were
back, a few new ones took the place of those who for some personal reasons did
not consider it wise to begin the Junior year with us.

The opening exercises took place in the large ;imphitheatre of the College
building on Tuesday evening, October 6th. The all-wise Seniors and D. J.'s
took their places in the upper seats, Avhile the Freshmen filled in and occupied
the seats at shorter range to the base of operations. Dr. Jones, the new Registrar,
delivered the address of welcome to the students, especially directed to the
Freshmen. Dr. J. M. Dean, the Chaplain of the College, was present and took
part in the exercises as well as several of the other members of the FacultJ^
There was the usual "Freshmen out" and "Freshmen down in front" as these
boys came straggling in.

Seeing the buildiiig in daylight several changes were noticeable. The win-
dows had been washed and the sashes painted brown. New doors had been
placed on the students' entrance on Wood Street. The sidewalk had been re-
paired. In the basement Uncle Dudley had changed the Cafe to a Cafeteria
and the help-yonrself system has proven very efficient. Of course, the floors,
hallways and stairways were treated to a pail of water, soap and brush, and
even in the dissecting room the tables had been repainted. There were also
some changes in the curriculum and instructors but these were all for the wel-
fare of the students, and all the alinosphere seemed ])('rnieated with a serious
sort of feeling tluit the Faculty meant business this year as never before and
that if strict attention to business on the part of the student was not the rule —
well look out for your Angora.

At the beginning the class was divided into two sections. The first was
privileged to ascend to the dissecting room and recite in concert on "Heat,
Cold, Pain and Touch" with Dr. liorland still in the game and chief voice
traiiu'r. The other section contented themselves with burning up liands, carv
ing cusps, etc., in the prosthetic laboratory. Having made the necessary adjust-
ments and deposits each one set about to make both Dentistry and History such
as was never made before.

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In Prosthesis. Dr. Watt was in charge of the laboratory. He was the first
of our new instructors and every one soon found out that here was industry
to reign, with a "why" to every step. His keen eye and skillful manipulation
of the contouring pliers together with his "soul of wit" lectures went a long
way in helping "nineteen out of twenty" of the boys to help themselves. Al-
though somewhat exacting in the kind of work accepted it was always for the
student's benefit that judgment was passed as it was

Dr. Roach, in the didactic work, made the subject interesting by inter-
mittantly telling his "Pat and Ikie" stories. It was here that we foimd our-
selves sadly in want of knowledge, when Texas Tommy recited on Anatomical
Occlusion to the utter astonishment of the entire class.

The Department of Operative Dentistiy, in charge of Dr. Johnson, was
most interesting and instructive. The Doctor knows Operative Dentistry as no
other man knows it, and not only that, but his peculiar ability as a teacher and
having the best interest of "His Boys" at heart, he fulfilled his part well so
that every one got a thorough luiderstauding of the fundimental principles of
"Extension for Prevention."

In the Dissecting Room we dissected the more important parts of the body
from a dental students standpoint — the head, neck and upper extremities. Dr.
Boreland, with his relay of prosectors, spared no effort to give us the "Biggest
parcel of the best kind of goods at the least effort to us."

During the first semester, Dr. Logan gave us lectures on Oral Pathologj',
covering everything from Active Hyperemia to Dento-Alveolar Abscesses. His
"Don't do it" advice regarding the opening into the pulp chamber without
previously having adjusted the rubber dam will be remembered by all. With
him in this department was Dr. Schmitz, who impressed upon our minds the
diagnostic symptoms of each disease so that when explaining in putrescent con-
ditions with some vital tissue the kid would not want to go home.

Following up the study of Anatomy under Dr. Copeland we attacked some-
thing more important and less dry than the bones, namely, the blood vessels and
nerves chiefly of the head and neck. To those who could "Git "em" they will be
easily remembered, but the most of us had to draw considerably on our imagi-
nation. Dr. Jirka was Quiz ilaster in Anatomy and when he threatened to
make each one recite on the fifth ner\'e. we boys thought it high time to blow the
dust from the cover of our Gray's.

We continued studying chemistry luider Dr. Kendall, having organic the
first semester and metallurgy the second. In the laboratory the time was siient
by watching your neighbor discover his unknowns, or watching your watch to
see how much longer you had to stay, or by watching your chance to get out
without being seen.

Dr. DeWitt gave us lectures on liacteriology and General Pathology. We
also had several illustrated lectures on Bugs which were most interesting and
instructive. His "we don't know much about this and I suspect you don't
either" was no doubt true, especially the latter, "and all of that." Dr. Daniel-
son had charge of the laboratory and he insisted that we fill our charts in the
room.

The course in Physiology was .still pursued. Dr. Zoethout delivering the lec-
tures. He somewhat surprised us one day by saying that baths were not neces-
sary for good health, and the chief reason for taking them was that we had

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Olfactory nerves. The demonstrations and quizzes were conducted bj' Dr. Em-
menheiser and we are still waiting for him to kill that rabbit to see the fat
absorption.

And now comes Dr. Buckley with the easiest, the most interesting and most
important subject in aU Dentistry. If some one had told us that last year we
would have doubted, but this year we believe Dr. Buckle}' to be telling the truth
and that the mists have cleared awa.y from around the subject of Materia
Medica.

Dr. Lewis and Dr. Jones guided us in the technic of Porcelain and Gold
Inlay work, while Dr. Grisamore gave us instructions in Dental Orthopedia.

During the first semester there seemed to be a considerable amomit of the
"Get the Freshmen" spirit. Just before Christmas vacation the two classes had
a general scuffle on the fourth floor. The result was that had it not been for
the interference of Dr. Kendall, Bona would most likel.v have been introduced
tangibly to the sink in the chemical laboratorj-. After the vacation the classes
seemed more friendly and no more of the animosity was noticed.

The Annual Smoker was held in Barnes Hall during Februar.y, a more
detailed account of it and also of the Badger Fight, in which Waggie outdis-
tanced the street cars, appears elsewhere.

There seemed much disinterest and pauperism regarding the Dentos. The
Committee had given up all hopes of getting out the book. The Faculty even
ventured the opinion that the task was impossible. It has been said that back
of every great movement or reform there is a woman. This was exemplified at
one of the Class Meetings when the last ray of hope had gone. Miss Smith
voluntarily came to the rescue and .saved the day by obtaining several more
subscriptions and this seemed to revive matters.

There were a couple of pugilistic demonstrations. One in the prosthetic
laboratory, when it was a disputed fact whether or not Hutch or Brosman was
the owner of a stool. Intense fighting ensued and finall.v Dr. Watt and others
acted as peace makers and no blood was shed.

Soon after this was a miniature war between Russia and Japan in the large
amphitheatre. Something hit Arai on the left optic and immediately Sehlansk.y
was the other contracting party. There was rapid mobilization. Military tactics
were in evidence and a repulsion of first one side then the other. After con-
siderable of falling over seats, and shooting down steps the crisis came and the
matter was settled by arbitration to the satisfaction of both nations.

We have had our fun, we have studied hard, we have had our ups and downs
and the end of the term is drawing near. We feel we have made nuich progress ;
in fact we have accomplished things we thought were impossible, and yet we are
only at the very edge as yet. Our history is still in the making. What prophet
can say what it will be ? Soon we will be scattered for a short time. bx;t not long,
until w(> congregate again with our enthusiasm, ambition, energy and discou-
tentedni^.ss of present accomplishments. Who knows what a history there will
be to write of the Senior Class of '16.

There have been classes in days gone by,
Whose intellectual power has risen quite high,
But none as yet has ere been .seen
Which can compare with this of "16.

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(iII|F i»trangpr

There's been a new stranger in our school,
A stranger whom nobody knew,
He has us all buffaloed. Freshman and Junior,
And most of the Seniors too.

He started right in with a tlourish.
And at everj' class took the roll ;
When all marks showed present.
He'd smile and look pleasant,
And seemed to be pleased with the toll.

He stormed when the fellows were absent.

And posted our names when he could,

Some excuses were fearful,

And some were quite tearful.

When he told them just where they stood.

He yelled when the Amphi looked vacant,

And when 'twas most empty he screamed.

He went to bed growling.

Got up again howling,

'Till of him with that roll-book we dreamed.

He 's here and I guess he '11 be with us,
Especially when we'd like to roam.
When he's out of the school, he's .just splendid,
But he's hell with his roll-book, this Jones.

— y. B. J.

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DISSECTING YELL (TO BE YELLED IMITATING A LOCOMOTIVE)

Dr. Borland

Yelhnaster

Heat, Cold, Pain. Touch!
(Faster) Heat. Cold, Pain, Touch!
(Still faster) Heat, Cold, Pain. Touch!
Common sense ! Yeh !

Well man. Sick man. Dead llan, Stiff.
Cut 'em up, Slice 'em up, What's de diff.
Humerus, Tumerus, Blood and Gore.
C. C. D. S. forever more.

Painless tooth pulling, Margins smooth ;
Perfect root fillings. Pain we'll soothe.
Do we do it ? Well I guess !
C. C. D. S.! Yes! Yes! Yes!

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A Dentist I aspire to be.

Ambitious, yes I am :

To fill the teeth of King or Queen,

I hope to be the man.

Don't think I am too high.

Don't judge me harsh I pray:

As Freshman Dent, I beg the right

To have my little say.

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H. L. Macdonald .
l. g. mullineaux
Miss Budka
E. R. Anderson

E. F. RiNGLEY

. President

Vice-President

. Secretary

Treasurer

Sergeant-at-Arms

(EoutmtttPPH

R. M. KEIiLY

Annual Committee
W. J. Fury H. L. Johnson

E. F. RiNGI-EY

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NAME

Agosta, Benedict .
.\ltman, Bernard
Anderson, Edwin R.
Anderson, Oscar V.
^Ipp, James Edward
AscHER, David H. .
AsHTON, Lawrence M. .
AxELROD, Samuel E.
Bahadour, Khoren
Bancherel, Clarence E.
Beguian, Parnag
Bellak, B. a. .
Bernsen, Louis B.
Bethea, Malcolm .
Beveridge, Charles
Brandau. Charles H.
Bridewell, Wesley A.
Brockbank, Herber D.

BudKE, ]\riNNIE A.

Cannon, James H. .
Capel, Robert J.
Carlson, John E. .
Carpenter, Chas. H. .
Carriss, John A.
Cassidy, George P.
Dahl, Harry J.
Day, Joseph C. .
Deutch, JIelvin B. .
Deutch, Samuel R.
Donovan, Stephen P.
DoxEY, George R.
Draper, Joseph S. .
Duncan, Wilfred M. .
Eddy, Roy.u. A. . .
Erickson, Joseph E. .
Pernandes, Ramon .
Pisher, T. G. .
Pdbie, Walter G. .
Garcia, Carlos M.
Gee, Margaret A. .
Gerlach. Leo H. .
Ginsburg, Samuel J.
Goldstein, Gersion M.

i-ACIAL EXPRESSION

WHAT 1 THINK I AM

Subdued

Shining Light

Doubtful

Some Pumpkins

Heavenly

. Jlodel Youth

Simple

Referee

Beaming

. A Man

Quiet

Rare Jewel

Dainty

. Shark

Innoeent

Student

Mostly

. Cook

Etherial .

Diminutive

Queer

Scientist

S. 0. S. .

Star

Distracted

Flirt

Wa^•^• . .

Fusser

Important

Cask

Benign

Great

Marble

A Dear

Pierce

Ladies' 31 an

Alluring

Class Beauty

Cutey

Danielson's Pet

Benevolent .

Actor

Sweet

Seamstress

Wooden

Orator

Bleary

Odd

Sometimes

Knowing

Doll

Original

Serious

Million Dollar Kid

Extraordinary .

Made-to-Order

Wistful

Caruso

Convincing

A Good Sort

Sentimental

A Case

Crooked .

Handsome Harry

Meditative .

Apollo

Powdery .

Just Right

Clean .

Good Looking

Solemn

Modesty Itself

Boston . ■ .

Gymnast

Childish .

Witty

Prank-

Mere Atom

Bored

Debutante

Angora

Mamma's Bov

Jovial

Wise

Shrewd

Whole Cheese

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NAME

GooDNEY, Sydney .
GousE, Melvin H.
Greenberg, Herman
Greenspahn, Irving
Grossman, Harry A.
Gudmensen, Reed
Halgren, Levon 0.
Ham, Edward
Hayvvard, J. R.
Heller. Rufus A.
Henderson, Harry M.
Henkel, Fred J.
Hendrick. James H.
Hernandez, Ulises .
Hitt, Claude G.
HoEFT, William J. .
Hudson, Ernest A.
Imber, William J. .
Irwin, Edward B.

IzAKOWITCH, BenNIE

Jahnke, Herbert F. .
Jensen, Melvin
Jiminez, Joaquin
Johnson, Harral R.
Johnston, Walter W.
JuMER, Albert
Kahn, Harry
Kalinsky, Joseph H.
Kaplin, Israel I.
Kasalovsky', Godlieb
Kelly, Cyril R.
Kelly', Ralph M.
Kelly\ Worrall S.
Kennedy', Joseph L.
Khedroo, K. S. .
Khuri, G. . . .

KiMMEL, Frederick
Koch, Anthony' J. .
Lane, Wilbur F.
Langworthy, Harold P.
Lee, Leonard N. .
Lee, Rupus W.
Lemmer, Albert
Lepak, Michael K.
Lieber, Philip
Liss, John J. .
LoKKE, Arthur L.
Lundahl, Byron J.

facial expression

what I think 1 AM

Angelic

Dignified

Spet-kled

. The Big Boy

Spectacled

Hasn't Decided

Rare

. "Flunked"

Pugilfstic

Cupid

jMelted

. Snail

Immense .

Roughneck

Slick .

. Can't Tell

. Hatchet .

Little Tin God

Rounded

. Oh. Nothing

^lisleading

Slipping One Over

Blonde

. Getting By

Lazy

Working

Sandy

. On Time

Good Natured

Always There

Inquisitive .

High Brow

Triangular

Convincing

Artistic

. All

Dreamy .

Frank

Clownish

Impish

Jilted

The Last Word

. Gentle

A Bounder

Blank

Oratorical Bubble

. Tipsv

Heart-Smasher

Mild

Jolly

Drowsy

Unknown

Reddish .

So Tired

. Muddy

. Little Blue Gloom

Timid

Sentimental

Cheery

Mysterious

Saucy

Having a Good Time

Personal

. I Dare Not Say

Love-sick

Innocent

Optimistic

. Critic

Dignified

60 Horse Power

Worried

Stop ! Look ! Listen !

Odd

Hunting a Girl

English

Romeo

Respectable

Long Lane

. Self-Satisfied

Someone's Affinity

Impossible

Senior

Studious

Quiz blaster

Fatherly

Cynical

Optimistic

. Brilliant

Wierd

Unusual

Demure

. Poet

Crackled

Drowsy

Important

Interesting

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NAME

Lyhne, Jesse C. .
MacDonald, Harry L.
Manilow. Louis .
McCuLLorCiH. Fred II.
McCuLLOCH. Harve L.
McKean, Harry J. .
McKell, Rodney W. .
McLean, Richard W.
McKinley, Clyde V. .
Merril, Wendall W.
MiKULAs. George W.

MiKULAS, LUMIR M. .

Miller. C. .
Miller, Russell
mulleneaux, l. g.
Nauer, Henry A.
Nelson. Elmer G.
Nelson. ]\Ielvin 0. .
Nelson. G. W. .
Neilson. William G.
Nesheim, a. a. .

FACIAL EXPRESSION

Bashful .
. Official

Wise

.Mwlest

Regular .

Radiant

Lonesnme

Groueliy

Assumed

Puritan

Geonietrie;!!

Buxom

Flossy
. Milky ,

Bleached

Jlissing

''Come Hither"

Honest

Delicate
. Chilly

Retiring

WHAT I THINK I AM

Darling

Society Bud

Deaf and Dumb

Casey Jones

Extremely Coy

Hard to Say

Old Maids Waterloo

Family Jo.y

Somebody Impoi-tant

Alive

Awkward

Observant

Fixture

Invincible

Imposed Upon

Dashing Blonde

Dignified

Bleached Blonde

Comely

Hercules

WISCONSIN boys

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Olson, Carl G.
overiiolt, e. m.
Parr, Willis .
Papantonopoulos, S. 6.
Paxman, E. a. . .

Peterson, George I.
Pisha, Beatrice M.
Poland, F. E. .
Pope, Jesse A.
Rainey, D. W. Jr.
Rasmussen, John
Rathbun, Milo D.
Regent, Paul B.
Reithel, Otto C.
Rile, Charles M.
RiNGLEE, E. F. .

Ross, Raymond A. .
RouBERT, Lester N.
Sandquist, Einar W.
Sargent, Howard W. .
Saskob, Anthony A.
ScHMiLLEN, Theodore S.
Schneider, Henry W.
ScHNiTzEE, Oscar
Schust, John H.
Shaughnessy, Laurence
SiEGEL, Benjamin .
Singer, Harry" .
SoBENSON, Hans C. .
Stern, Leon IL .
Stone, Harry
Stone, Joel A. .
Straup, Perry D.
Strozewski, Waclow .

SCHUMAN, B. J.

Shklar, Leon S.
Tamaein, Abraham .
Tanner, Frank R.
ToRSON, Archie 0. .
Tretner, William J. .
Trovillion, R. a.
Tyler, Clyde L.
Valenzuela, Mariano
Vennesland, Gunnuf O.
VicKERS, Lloyd N. .
VoLKMAN, Arthur H. .
Voss, Earl R.
Walker, John B.

facial expression

what i think I am

Innocent .

Cute

Cruel .

. Card-Shark

Positive .

Expectorating Genius

Aggressive .

Distracting

Rebellious

Intelligent

Devilish

Peeved

Powder-Puff

Touching

. Nuts

Jlistake .

Cartoonist

Oblong

Unnoticed

Billiard-Bail

Fair-Fat-Forty

Polished

Passing Fair

Ruff on Rats

Irish

Pinched

Conceited

Peaches .

Beautiful

Bull-Dog

Politician

ilagician

Popular

Absurd

Song-bird

Sleepy

Embryo Doctor

Infantile

. Lady-Killer

Bitter

Anarchist

Twinkling

Pleasant

Romantic

Extraordinary

Passive

Sincere

Locoed

Ask Anybody

Mashed

. Just Off* the Ice

Dusty

The Regular Thing

Funny

Sadly Abused

None

Tailor's Model

Joke .

Fooling Someone

Mummy .

Mr. Stone's Son

Blushing

Happy-Go-Lucky

Petrified

Some Musician

Massive

Present

Sphinx

Authority

Tame .

Microscopical Specimen

Abbreviated

Billiken Kid

Elongated .

Winsome

Blooming

Papa's Pride

Sunny

Cheery

Overwhelming

Cracked

Pale .

. Lovable

Ridiculous

Snake- Charmer

Stormy

. A Recluse

Scared

Speed Artist

Willing

. We Should Worry

Pessimistic

Abused Mortal

Friendly

. Graceful

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NAME

Wells. Albert O. .
Weidner, J. W. .
White. Isadore A. .
Wilcox, Mines G.
WiRTH, Elizabeth .
WiTOUs, Charles J.
WozTALEwncz, J. A.
Wood, P. H. B. .
Young, Sidney C.
Zuback, Louis A.

FACIAL expression

Quaker Oats

Frigid

Divine

Eosey Nosey

Flirtations

Serene

Distant

Proper

Disappeared

Cheeky

WHAT I THINK I AM

Hot Sausage

Economical

Indispcnsible

Guess

Jlis-Leading

Candy-Kid

Fire-Eater

Splinter

Spooney

Book- Worm

UTAH DELEGATION

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JJ. histoi'y. Our farewell to our initial year will be fraught with genuine
sadness. The word "Freshman." so redolent with thoughts of green
pastures and immature knowledge, is none the less a sweet one to our

ears for reasons far more material. It recalls events of almost vital importance

to our prospective place in life.

We have been a good class, yes. even a grand class. Ever since the day we
nervously pushed our "bucks" across the office window desk and received our
receipt for matriculation fee and other essentials, we have commanded the
respect of student and "prof" alike. We have made the required number
of breaks. We have even missed a few lectures with all the confidence of
haughty seniors. We have purchased an unusual niunber of imneeessary books
and they have made good decorations for our library table.

Early in our history as a class, we a.ssembled oiirselves in the amphitheatre
and chose from among our ranks a number of representative men and one lonely
maiden to act for us in the capacity of class officers. They have ruled wisely
and well. Our various enterprises have won success because of their untiring
efforts. Truly were we honored in honoring them.

The dissecting room gave us a chance to get acquainted. The prosthetic
laboratory gave us an opportimity to borrow with impunity the equipment of
new found friends. The witticisms of the class room have distinguished us as a
class of unusmil wit and rare good nature.

On December eleventh we gave a dance which compares more than favor-
ably with its predecessors of previous years and spoke volumes for the eyes of
the class of Seventeen when a matter of choosing a fair companion was the
issue.

In the course of human events we removed a large number of collars, clean
and otherwise, in a more or less dignified seance which almost replaced one of
Dr. Kuznik's lectures. We even braved an improvised rain storm which was
confined to the front steps of the institution in order to have our pictures taken.

How different life seems now than it did a year ago ! How different the
true significance of a college education. Then we were all anticipation. We
were almost upon the eve of the last leg of our educational journey. We were
about to enter upon a life imknown in which the horrors of a morgue, the
problems of theory, and the mechanical and artistic possibilities of our chosen
profession were strangely combined. Now we have located our class rooms, we
have made the acquaintance of our instructors and fellow students. We have
come to a realization of our position in our school and are almost ready to
assume our higher calling and responsibilities, when we aspire to the title of
Junior.

R. M. Kblley.

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The Freshman is not fresh to-day,

We know tlie reason why —
He's plugging Histologj- night and day,

Resolved to do or die.

Tlie Freshman is not fresh to-day.

His countenance is drawn;
He s loading up with Chemistry

From eve to early dawn.

The supplementors do not sup.
With their accustomed glee;

For now their system's filling up
With Physiologj*.

The Seniors are not seen to-day.
They have no time to bum;

And all their actions seem to say
Tliat Judgment Day has come.

The barriers that bar tlie way

Seem lofty now and high;
And graduation's far away.

Exams are drawing nigh.

CO-EDS

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T WAS one of those quiet winter evenings when, on Friday, February 10,
1915, I strolled down Ashland Boulevard, gazing at the starry heavens
and watching the thin clouds, as they swiftly sped beneath, and would
shut off the stellar glow for a moment.

The moon had apparently come from behind a cloister of tall buildings to
the east, and it seemed that all nature was at its best. I wa,s content to be
alone and to nourish visions of the futm-e. I stopped for a moment in front of
a magnificent building, and heard strains of music, as though it, too, had come
from the sky. I listened — how beautiful ! Looking up, I saw that I was in
front of the West Side Woman's Club.

Just then a friend tapped 2ne on the shoulder, and I asked: "Where does
this music come from?" He replied: "It is from the ball room of the club,
and this is the night that the Junior Class of the Chicago College of Dental
Surgery is forgetting all of their .struggles of College life, and entertaining
royally the Faculty and other two classes of that institution.

"It is the most elaborate dance ever given by a student body of the C. C.
D. S. They are showing the youthful spirit that makes all feel that life is
beautiful. Beneath the golden chandeliers of this great and glorious ball room
are one hundred and twenty Juniors and they have welcomed three hundred
guests to-night.

"Many noted members of the Faculty are there with their families, and
there are a great number of Chicago's best young ladies present. These young
ladies are of that rare type of womanhood, beautiful, with happy faces, answer-
ing to the call which God intended— to blight away man's sorrows, and fill his
heart with gladness.

"The strains of music that are floating so softly through this wintry breeze
is furnished by Harry Brown's orchestra. The affair is under the management
of Stan LaDue, Packey McFarland and their President, Ed Backstrom.

"My hope is that this spirit will bind the tie of the Jimior Class more
firmly, and when time rolls on and each finds a place to practice his chosen pro-
fession, may they all be happy, and occasionally in reminiscence see the happy
faces of classmates, as they see them to-night."

Plugger.
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ARNES' HALL was the scene of a gay gathering on Friday evening. May
15, when our class held the Annual Smoker. Coming, as it did, toward
the end of the term, when everyone was feeling good at the prospect of a
long vacation and a time at home with the folk, a spirit of absolute enjoy-
ment wa.s present, and one could not enter the hall without being influenced by
this atmosphere.

We feel that it was an important event, because we had with us several
members of the Fat-ulty. Dr. Buckley was present for the first time at a
Freshman function. Dr. Copeland was there and redeemed his almost lost repu-
tation as a story-teller. He was exceptionally good, especially with his stam-
mering story. Dr. Boreland runs a good second to him, and his story of the
negro woman and her pulse will not be forgotten for some time by us. Dr.
Kendall had his usual good words of advice for wayward Freshmen, and also
Dr. Danielson, who was one of our favorites.

Telegrams of apology were received from President Wilson, who also sent
a special message of war; from General Huerta, who could not attend because of
having to salute the flag, and from Professors Brown, Brophj-, Johnson and
DeWitt.

Manahan, who had charge of the evening, certainly deserves credit for the
progi-amme which he presented. We knew that we were a talented cla.ss, but
even the most sanguine of vis were surprised at what we heard. Tubby Lentz
and Harry Clayton fairly brought down the house with tlieir songs, and had
to respond to repeated encores. Ptirro recited in grand style "The Boy Orator
of Zepelin City," and the burst of applause which followed showed how it was
appreciated. Neuensch wander '.s orchestra enlivened proceedings with several
popular numbers, and were helped along by all the boys joining in the choruses.

Perhaps the most interesting event was the boxing match, Meudeking vs.
Tichy. This proved very good, as both men are expert with the gloves. The
fight went to Meudeking on points.

The cigars and cigarettes were the best and there wiis an abundant suppty
of punch and doughnuts. Certainl.y, Manahan and his committee deserve the
greatest praise for bringing off oni< of the best and most successful functions
of our Freshman year.

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^w^ EDNESDAY evening. May 22, was an evening long looked forward to by
\mJ us as Freshmen. On that date the long-expected and mueh-talked-of Chop
^^^ Suey Dinner was given ns; by Dr. J. N. Eoe. At the opening exercises on
October 7 we tirst learned to call Chop Sney. and ever after that when
the Doctor showed his face in any of our lecture rooms, he was greeted by this
wild yell. "We began to despair of ever getting it. as the weeks passed by, but
we were rewarded at last, and we gathered in full force at Oriental Cafe, on
State and Van Buren Streets. A large room was set apart for oui' use, and we
weren't long in settling down to the real business of the evening. Choice Chinese
dishes were set before us, and justice was done to these rare viands by those
who liked them. Dr. Roe, in a few pleasant words, welcomed us and told us
to en.ioy ourselves. We hardly needed him to tell us that, because we had come
with that intention. Other members of the Faculty present were Dr. Boreland,
who told us some more of his original stories • Dr. Moyer, who informed us that
for the past three years he had been teaching twenty-five subjects. Physiology
Demonstration included, and Dr. Summer, who also told us a good little sto^\^
Although we were asked not to carry away the teapots and cups, I saw quite a lot
a few days after which looked uncommonly like those we had seen before, and
I think the tables had a little less mother-of-pearl about them, too. After three
ringing cheers for Dr. Roe for his entertainment, our Chop Suey ended, every-
one having enjoyed himself immensely. During the evening an orchestra played
several popular selections.

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ON THE eveiiiug of February 12, the Junior Class held their Aanual
Smoker at Barnes Hall. The entire class was present wdth few exceptions,
WSi^ among them the JMisses Smith and Snitzer. Both sent their regrets. A
goodly number of the Faculty was present, including Drs. Jones, Buckley.
Copeland, "Watt, Kendall, Cahill and Danielson.

The early part of the evening was spent in card playing and getting
acquainted.

About 9 :3U. Chairman LaDue annoimced that he had a short program to
present. After each member of the Faculty had made a short speech, we were
entertained by Jluedeking and App in a three-round bout for heavyweight
championship of the school. Muedeking was returned winner on points, and
the verdict met the popular approval of all present. Lentz and Clayton were
then called upon and pleased everyone with some popular songs. Johnson, Fel-
lows and Framheim then gave their verdict of a Salvation Army meeting.
Immediately after this number, Kinney's Band marched in and entertained the
boys with a few choice selections. Kinney, not being a imion man, is still looking
for his pay (fifty cents). A light lunch was served about 11 o'clock and every-
one surely en.joyed it. Harrj^ Wagapoff, the Siberian Count, acted as chief
usher and saw that everyone was taken care of.

The programme was concluded by a three-round bout between Foutz and
DeGrrasse, which ended in a draw.

The spirit of the Class of '16 was in evidence throughout the evening, a
spirit which the class may well be proud of — that of doing anything they started
and doing it well. The music was furnished by the Freshman Orchestra and
was fine. In concluding, let's boost for another Smoker and extend our thanks
to the committee for their work.

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Everybodj' had a good time at McKean's place March 25, 1915.

About fifty of the Freshmen were invited to his apartments and enjoyed
themselves to their hearts' content.

The more talented boys favored the class with songs or musical selections
in their respective turns, and we had no idea the class contained so many artists.

Lunch was served in the dining room and reception hall, after which all
joined in and made some noise in the order of songs.

This is the first of a numljer of parties that will be given this semester.

Owing to the large class it is impossible to invite all to such affairs, there-
fore would encourage more affairs of this kind, as the boys are the kind that
will furnish a good time whenever they have an opportunity to get together.
So you are next; keep the good work up.

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GLICKETY Bang." "Cliukety Bang," and every bang a page. Every page
a record. The "Dentos" has gone to jtress. Years pass, the embryo has
vanished and the professional man has replaced him. But still on the
shelf under the library table ean b(> found a book in limp leather binding
which contains a year of incidents. To the casual observer it is a college annual,
containing the required number of pictures, anecdotes, and slams about various
students who have scattered to the ends of no where. But to the proud possessor
it is a stimulus to the memory mechanism bringing a reel of mental motion
pictures to view which speak to him out of those happy college days. On the
steenth page of that section devoted to the famous class of seventeen when they
were "freshies" will be found the record which that printing press left with
its noisy bang on that day long ago. It is the story of The Freshman Dance,
December eleventh nineteen hundred and fifteen. Oh those happy memories.
First the planning, then the work and finally the climax of anticipation —
realization. Remember how ilulineaux, xVnderson and Nelson came to us in the
dissecting room and made us forget the odors of "has beens" and the agonies
of a barber shop quartette, with their wonderful tales of a gala night? Or
perhaps they found us in the prosthetic "lab" en.joying the stifling air and
music resulting from the use of a hundred blow pipes.

Then we scratched and scraped. We made the acquaintance of our friends'
friends. "We joined the illustrious ranks of the "chicken" hunters. But we
found 'em. And on the big night the West End Woman's Club was the ren-
dezvous of the fair maidens of South Chicago, Evanston, Oak Park and Ravens-
wood. Truly, Chicago was well represented. And the escorts, proud of the
successful ending of their search, deemed their work well done, and smiled.
Those smiles stuck all evening. At the door, or shortly afterward, our reception
and floor committee presented themselves for inspection. Ringlee, Straup and
Hauft, resplendent in their open-faced (rented) dress-suits, struck terror to
the heart of the would-be "bear" dancer, and caused a flutter in the breast of
many a fair maid. But the dance, the thing of things. From the beautifidly
decorated stage. Singer's orchestra speeded us on to bravery. We held the
winsome lassies a wee bit closer and dreamed dreams which carried us to realms
of bliss w^hile the music lasted. Then there was one dance when we allowed some
high and mighty Senior to .judge the quality of our fair partners' "gliding,"
while we slipped downstairs to enjoy a much needed stimulant in the form of
nicotine. Refreshments? Oh, certainly — that thirst.y crowd consumed fifteen
whole gallons of the most delicious frozen, frapped fruit pimch you most ever
tasted. But the happiest of events must end. and along about an hour after
yesterday had become today, we willingly paid a tip for the privilege of viewing
a .set of white teeth against a dark background as our attendant presented us
with hat, coat and gloves.

Say! Remember that ride to the home of our "Juliet"? Then it was we
had to inform her that the man with the "sore-throat necktie" was "Mae," our
president ; that it was Harry Clayton, a Senior, who sang ; that it was Straup
who aspired to a decoration of the upper lip. and that the elderly men in the
balconj^ were Faculty members. Also, you had to answer the thousand queries of
the feminine mind as to hair, di'esses, dances, personalities and flirting. But
that's all in the bargain, and if yoii didn't go to school the next day everyone
knew why. But now — well, it's time to quit dreaming. Gee! Those were
happy days! R. M. K.

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GuSTAVE J. TiLiTSKY, Chairman
Ray C. Comstock Alfred Higson

Albert Storlie

E. F. RiNGLEE

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Leslie Poulson

L. J. SlIArGHNESSY

Vernon Jones

C. L. Tyxer

Our "College Night" at the West Side Y. M. C. A. was held October 23,
at whieh addresses were delivered by our Dean, Dr. Brophy, and Dean of Stu-
dents, Dr. Johnson ; Mr. Parker, Secretary of the Central Y. ]\L C. A., and
President Guse.

Harry Clayton entertained the crowd with some singing and dancing,
assisted by Bob Keane at the piano. Refreshments were served, after which all
moved to the "Gym." where a boxing bout was held between Paul DeGrasse
(Senior) and R. P. Muedeking (Junior).

Following the bout, tjie Freshman-Junior basketball game was played, in
which the "Freshies" lived up to their names by beating the "D. J's. "

Line-Up.

FresliDicn

Shaughnessv, F.
G. Nelson. F.
Tyler, C.
Kelley. G.
Gouse, G.

Juniors
Poulson. F,
Brossman, F.
Storlie, C.
Goering, C.
Millard, G.
Rice. G.
LaDue, G.
Foutz. G.

The scheduled inter-class swimming race fell through when some of the
"cracks" got "cold feet." Two picked teams, however, raced against each
other and gave the crowd a chance to .yell a bit.

The Freshmen, having beaten the Juniors, now went after the champion
Senior team and played them for title at the West Side Y. "SI. C. A. on February
17. A large crowd gathered to witness the battle. The Freshmen started with
a rush and before the winded Seniors realized it. had a comfortable lead. The
attack was so rapid that the Seniors could not get started, the first half ending
18 to 3 in favor of the Freshmen. The second half opened with the line-up of
the Seniors changed somewhat. They started off with a rush and threatened to
overcome the lead the Freshmen had. but found the pace too tiresome and had
to slow up. The score at the end of this half was 23 to 21 in favor of the
Seniors, the final score resulting in a victory for the Freshmen. 39 to 26.

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The features of the game were the playing of Douglas. Tilly and Lindbeek
for the Seniors, Tvler and Schaunessay for the Freshmen.

Line-Up.

Seniors
G. S. Douglas, F. G.
A. Guse, C.
Block, F. G.
Horwitz. G.
Tilit.sky. G.
Lindbeek, G.
Foutz. F.

Freshmen
Shaughnessy, F.
MeKinley, F.
Tyler, C.
Kelley, G.
Gouse. G.

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The inter-class contest for the Faculty Cup was held on the West Side
Y. M. C. A. alleys March 19, and it proved to be an exciting race between the
Juniors and Freshmen, the Juniors winning the deciding game and cup over
a hundred pins. The Seniors presented a weak team owing to the failure of
their stars to appear.

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A. Guse

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HE night of October 19 was the date set for the Freshman-Junior basket-
ball game given in connection with the College "Get Together" S(X'ial
and Athletic Carnival at the West Side Y. il. C. A.

Tryouts for positions on both teams had previously been held, and
when Referee Schwan called them to the center of the floor for the toss-up and
instructions, the galleries were well filled with student rooters for their classmen.

The Juniors won the toss and chose to defend the north goal. The Fresh-
men broke into the scoring column early, just after a few minutes of play, when
Tyler dropped in a field goal, quickly followed by Xelson and Shaughnessy, who
also registered a point on a free throw from the foul line. Junior forwards
were not afforded many open shots at the baskets, the Freshman guards being
on them continually and breaking up their plays easily. Nelson followed next
with another field basket and Kelly came up the floor, caging a long shot just
as the half ended.

At half time the score board showed 11 points for the Freshmen, while the
Juniors had to be content with a goose-egg (0).

The second half showed several substitutions on the Jiuiior five, due to the
stiff pace set by the Freshmen, the game being more interesting than in the first
half. But soon the superior team work of the Freshmen became evident, and
Gouse opened up the scoring with a pretty field goal from the side-lines. Tyler
next added to the score with a field ba.sket. The Freshmen, over-anxious on
thoughts of a whitewash, fouled and the Juniors convez'ted two of these into
points. By some brilliant interpas.sing, the ball was worked down the floor.
Nelson and Shaughnessy caging baskets for the Freshmen's final score, with a
half minute to play. Poulson. Junior forward, shot their lone field goal.

How the.v line up and score:

Frcshine)!, 19
Nelson. F.. 4
Shaughnessy, F., 5
Tyler, C, 4
Kelly, G., 2
Gouse, G., 2

Juniors, 4
Paulson. F.. ;
Millard, F., i
Rice, F.
Storley, C.
Foutz, G.
Brosman, G.
Goering, G.

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After their easy victorj- over the Junior five, the Freshmen looked forward
to the game with the Seniors, last year's champions, who had in their line-up such
celebrities as Horwitz, Tilitsky and Block, of university experience ; Lindbeck,
formerly of the Buffalo Germans, and Blinks, their new trainer and coach, last
year with Indiana Dental.

The Freshmen presented their usual line-up. witli the exception of Nelson,
whose place at forward was taken by ilcKinley. ^Manager Tilitskj- of the Seniors
also, in addition to a basketball team, presented a relay team, which was sent
in the game at intervals when the pace became too fast. This easily accounts
for their spurt in the second half, when they held the Freshmen on even terms,
the Freshmen being content to use their same line-up throughout the game.

The game started with the Seniors defending the south goal. The half was
hardly a minute old when Tyler dropped in a field goal for the Freshmen's
first marker.

After this, the Freshmen, using their team work and dribbling, caged sev-
eral baskets in succession, and taking the lead, they were never headed. The
Freshman guards were blocking almost every play of the Seniors and allowed
them little chance to score, while the Freshmen were piling up points both from
the field and the foul line. The first half ended with the Freshmen at the long
end of an 18 to 3 score.

The second half showed almost an entirely new team for the Seniors, who
had not yet given up hopes of winning, and started out in whirlwind fashion,
making several goals before the Freshmen coidd get their scoring machine into
action. After this it was an evenly fought game, thrills being furnished on both
sides by sensational baskets, team play and dribbling. Near the end of this
half the Freshmen, having gotten their second wind, began bomliarding the
basket again with good results, and with the lead of the first half, finished the
game with a comfortable margin and a well-earned victory. Score, 39 to 26.

Inability of the Senior team to locate the basket cost them many points,
both from the field and foul line. Their passing was not up to the standard of
the Freshmen, whose team play resulted in many baskets. Tyler .started most
of this from the center ring. out-.jumping his opponent and contributing several
field baskets, besides his foul tossing, which was good for about 10 points.

McKinley and Shaughnessy, at forward, came in for their share of baskets,
as also did Kelly and Gouse at the guard positions.

For the Seniors. Douglas was their main point-getter, while Tilitsky and
Horwitz played together well at guard, coming up the floor and caging several
baskets on different occasions. How they line up :

Freshmen, 39
JIcKinley, P.
Shaughness3% F.
Tyler, C.
Kelly, G.
Gouse, G.

Seniors, 26
Guse. F.
Douglas, F.
Lindbeck, F.
Block, C.
Foutz, C.
Tilitsky, G.
Horwitz, G.

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A game was played between the Freshmen and Juniors last spring after
the Dentos had gone to press, in which game the Juniors beat the Freshmen bv
a score of 10 to 6.

Juniors
Higsou, 3 B.
Block. S. S.
Waumkees, 2 B.
J. McDonald, 1 B.
Jackee, L. F.
Tilitsky. C. F.
Cummings, R. F.
Comstock. C. F. and C.
Stuck, R. F.
Garberg, C.
Leon Jones, P.
V. Jones, Emmons and Comstock made home runs.

A College team was selected from this bunch and beat the University of
Illinois Dental College, 11 to 4.

Freshmen
V. Jones. 3 B.
Van Side, S. S.
Storlie, 2 B.
Savage. 1 B.
Emmons. C.
Tomashek. P.
Wilbert, P.
Bennett, R. F.
Koch, C. F.
Allen. L. F.

Gigson, 3 B.
Block, S. S.
V. Jones. 2 B.
J. McDonald. 1 B.
Yackee. L. F.

Line-Up.

Comstock. C. F.
Storlie. R. F.
Emmons. C.
Leon Jones. P.

The features of the game was all-around playing of the team, along with
some fine pitching by Leon Jones.

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To say that the excitemeut near reached a riiit, a week previous to ilarch
2, in the basement of old C. 0. D. S. would be putting it very mildly. Fresh-
men fought and argued over the prospect of an extra five dollars, to be earned
so cheaply, for where, pray tell me, could five big iron bucks be earned more
easily than refereeing a dog and badger fight?

That was the event. The third annual badger fight was to be held by the
111. Badger Association, on Tuesday evening, March 2, at -ITth and Madison
streets.

After much discussion the referees were finally chosen, and headed by
Freshman Vickers, the chief of them all, from Kingsville. Ontario, Canada.
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knowledge of such fights, and because of his apparent firmness, and desire to
render an impartial verdict.

The fight was scheduled to take place on Friday evening, Feb. 26, but
owing to the fact that everj'thing was not in readiness, it was necessary that
a po-stponement be made.

At this time Vickers was present at the club rooms and before the members
present, made the following statement: "In Canada where I come from,
badger fights are quite common, but little did I realize when I left home, that
in a comparatively short time I would occupy such a high position, and have
such a distinct honor conferred upon me. Tonight I am practically a stranger
to the majority of j'ou boys. ]\Iy name is Vickers, but just call me Vic, boys.
In judging this fight I want each and every one of you to place your utmost
confidence in me, because not for a thousand, aye, a million dollars, would I
render anything but a fair and just decision of this fight.'

Vickers afterward proved the truth of this statement, turning a deaf ear
to all who tried to bribe him, even to his most intimate friends, and he is to
be highly commended, for his lack of prejudice one way or the other.

When the great night finally arrived, the rooms were crowded to overflowing,
every one betting on either the dog or the badger. The odds hung heavily in
favor of the badger, until B. J. Grogan called and placed $5 on the dog. this
served to even the betting somewhat.

At 9 :30 sharp, the referees were taken to the dressing room and there thej'
were dressed with the greatest care, to avert an accident. Large paper bags
were placed upon their hands, and many thicknesses of paper securely tied
around their legs and bodies. This was done to prevent, if possible, the biting
of the referees by the badger. The dressing was accomplished in a short
time, after which Vickers instructed his assistants in the rudiments of the game.

Following these instructions, the members were allowed to enter the amphi-
theatre, where each of the referees was interrogated as to his qualifications to
act. "When Vickers was called into the pit, there was evidence of entire satis-
faction on the part of everybody present. He was greeted with cheers from
every part of the amphitheatre, many questions were asked, hut from the
answers given, a more fair and impai-tial judge could not have been selected.
The assistant referees were of minor importance, and were taken without
objection.

After carefully examining the dog. the referees pronounced him in the
best condition, and then the tense moment arrived, the badger was to be bi'ought
in, and the fight was to begin. With bated breath everyone watched the opening
from whence the badger was to appear, every nerve was strained to its utmost,
silence reigned supreme, as slciwly the manager lifted the trap to allow the
badger to escape into the pit. and — Ye Gods!! What was that? A shot?
Listen ! Can it lie that someone lias blundered ? So it seems, for through the
fault of someone, everything was not properly arranged with the police depart-
ment, because what followed that first fatal shot, seems like a horrid nightmare,

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more shots followed thick and fast, Tyler's ear was singed, and then horrors!
the lights went out.

Someone opened a rear door, legs, arms, papers, and paper bags were
everywhere. Vickers was the first out, and when last seen was leading the rest
of the referees by several blocks, with the exception of Burton, who had the
good fortune to grasp one of Vicker's arms, and was clinging there, touching
the ground once every twenty j^ards.

Each referee was followed by detectives, and some of them were arrested,
but were torn away from the arm of the law by loyal friends who ran the
risk of imprisonment to save their poor helpless referees.

It was afterwards figured out that the one who ran the least was Waggy,
his record being eleven and a half miles. The automobile would have caught
him sooner if it had not been that the machine could only make forty-two miles
an hour. Into the "wee sma 'ours" were these poor victims chased, caught many
times by officers, but rescued by friends.

Several hours after the first shot was fired, Vickers was found in his own
room, peacefully sleeping under the bed. From this place a cruel policeman
dragged him, and started for the station, but Vic's friends were true blue, and
again rescued him. The next time he managed to crawl on to a roof, and was
finally persuaded the next afternoon to come down and laugh with the rest of
the gang.

It is estimated that "Venus" Burton spent $44.69 on taxis that night,
while poor Tyler got his the next morning, when a big guardian of the peace
walked into Mac's and inquired for a man named Tyler. Tyler at once changed
his name to Taylor.

The fun lasted for several days, before all of the referees finally got "wise."
and like true men and good fellows, they took it with a grin, and smilingly
said: "There's another one coming, and then revenge will be sweet," and here
is hoping that they may be as successful in theirs as we were in ours. And
also of Mac, a prince of good fellows, who makes the fights possible, and assures
their success. And may many more be pulled off, before old C. C. D. S. closes
her doors.

Here's to the man who gets his
And takes it with a grin.
Who smiles when it's all over
And knows the laugh "s on him ;
He's the man that '11 sure come back
With a punch that's good and strong.
And then he'll laugh, and maybe best
For the last laughs loud and long.

— V. R. Joiies.

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HE manner in which tlie Freshman "Athletic AVarriors" have displayed
their strength during the year in the competitive inter-class meets has been
very much to our credit, to say the least, when we take into consideration
the immediate preparatory training before the usual curriculum of clashes.

If it were not for the considerate work of the C. C. D. S. branch of the
West Side Y. M. C. A. we would be able to note but little athletic enthusiasm.

As for getting a line on the strong candidates for the various branches of
sport, it seems to be a general characteristic of us Freshmen to cling to a degree
of modesty in the exposition of our willingness to participate, or oifer assistance,
"shark or no shark."

But nevertheless ours is a professional institution, wherein the inclination
for athletics is deprived to a certain extent by the taxing continuity of our
duties, especially in our laboratory work.

Basketball was sure our easy meat, for when the dust had settled at the
end of the basketball season, we had trampled all over our worthy superiors.
Juniors and Seniors. The best way to account for this, perhaps, is the previous
experience in high school or collegiate athletics.

At the Bowling Tournament we have little to boast of, outside of the fact
that we out-counted the Seniors, and the deserving Juniors captured the cup.

For our own benefit, which we nuist consider, let us in our other years to
come as students in the C. C. D. S.. endeavor to erase the line drawn, to a certain
extent, between our professional education and our athletics, and give proper
attention to ourselves as men and women, which will be very easily carried
through -with some red-hot Rah ! Rah ! enthusiasm.

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p. G. PUTERBAUGH
J. E. SCHAEPER

Editor
Business Manager

Published • Quarterly

In the Interest of the Almnni Association of
The Chicago College of Dental Surgery.

You. Mr. Graduate, are now enthusiastic about your future career and
extremely optimistic as to its ultimate success; and I fear that some are so
engrossed with the larger problems of entering upon their career that they lose
sight of many of the finer details that are so essential to a successful professional
life. Therefore it will not be out of place to remind you that, in leaving your
Alma Mater, you should not look upon your graduation as separating the ties
of friendship that have united you so closely to each member of your faculty,
for our interest and best wishes will go out with each and every one of you
with the hope that you will be successful in your chosen field of labor.

In the former days of apprenticeship, a practicing dentist would take a
few students into his office, and was able to impart to them about all that was
known about dentistry at tluit time. One dentist might teach a student all of
dentistry that is known today, but no one man could inspire his students with
the moral courage and the progressive spirit that has ever been present in the
alumni of this College.

No institution of dental learning in the world has among its graduates so
great a percentage of teachers in other colleges, and men of prominence in their
profession, as has the Chicago College of Dental Surgery.

Your faculty has endeavored during the past three years to present to you
the basis for your successful performance of the technical details of a dental
practice. They have by precept and example offered the inspiration for a clean
moral and social career, and now stand ready to offer any assistance to you in
the future that occasion may recpiire.

No man. be he ever so skilful, will attain that highest success in life unless
he be more than a technician : he must be a man through and through. He must
cultivate habits and desires that will lead him into the better strata of society.
We unconsciously attract people who have similar ideals and desires; and it
is only by setting your ideals upon a lofty plane that you will place .yourself
in the companionship of those people whom you strive most to serve and whose
patronage is most in demand.

Point out to me a man who has an exclusive and high-class patronage, and
I will show you one who is not only a high-grade operator, but a man who finds
time outside of his office hours to read good books, to take part in social func-
tions and to keep abreast of the times on current literature ; one whose reception
room is not littered with last years' magazines and cigarette stubs.

In choosing your ideal, be careful to see that it is of the proper standard
and sufficiently high, because you will be astounded at the rapidity with which

it is approached, when once your energy is concentrated on its attainment.
When once it is approached, do not assume the complacent air of one who has

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successfully accomplished a task, and glory in the reward ; because no wealth
is so great that it cannot be dissipated, no character so secure that it cannot be
blackened. Push ahead after your ideal and learn what pleasure is, for unless
a man gets pleasure out of his work, he will never know what the word pleasure
means. The best and greatest men of all ages agree that the highest function of
a great life is that of service to their fellow men.

You have received from this faculty the best that they have been able to
acquire, and you have that advantage at the very outset of your career. Thus
it may be seen that you are better ecfuipped than have been any of your
predecessors.

The world moves rapidly and in order to keep abreast of the times the
dentist must keep closely in touch with things pertaining to his profession.
Dental societies and dental journals are necessities, and I feel that keeping
closely in touch with your Alma jMater is one of the greatest factors in moulding
a professional career.

To the last mentioned cause we have dedicated The Bur ; filled from cover
to cover witli college items, and papers written by members of our own faculty,
it will prove one of the best investments you can make. P. G. P.

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T. T. Ferguson
V. R. Jones
Jos. Butt
C. R. McFarl.vnd

S. B. RiTNER

Editor

Assistant Editors

Bimriess Manugrr

Subscription Manager

W. B. Mariner
P. DeGrasse

^futor CEominittfp

R. E. Snowberger, Chairman

E. W. POULSDN

H. M. Kreeger

H. R. Johnson

Hfrcslimatt Qlommittpf

R. M. Kelly, Chairman
E. F. Ringlee

W. J. Furrie

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C. R. McFARLAND

T. T. FERGUSON

V. R. JONES

JOS. BUTT

S. B. RITNER

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H. R. JOHNSON

A. S. RUDEN

JOS. BUTT

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WEST SIDE DEPARTMENT, Y. M. C.
1515 WEST MONROE STREET

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Cnlbg? Iranrli, 1914-1915

TRUMAN W. BROPHY

{Chairman. Committee of Management)

L. P. PUTMAX
(Acting Executive Secretary)

CARL METZGER

(Student Secretary)

A. W. GusE President

H. B. GORRELL Vice-President

T. T. Ferguson Eecording-Secretary

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y^^ HE West Side Department of the Young Men's Christian Association is lo-
\^ eated within a few minutes' walk of the college. Here students are offered
a special rate on membership and have the use of a splendidly equipped
building containing all the most modern advantages offered by the larger
clubs, together with many special features. A glance at the privileges listed
below and a look at the pictures on the preceding pages will give some idea of the
opportunity for pleasure and profit offered by the Association.

^nmp of tl)f ^Prtntlpgp H

Gymnasium classes.

Swimming Pool, Tile lines; filtered
water.

Showers; 2-4 individual baths.

Hand Ball Court.

Athletic and Gymnastic Meets.

Bowling; 4 regulation alleys.

Billiard room : 5 tables.

Dormitories : 216 rooms.

Dining Room.

Club Rooms.

Reading and Correspondence room.

Spacious Lobby.

Cheek Room Facilities.

Educational Lectures.

Practical Talks.
Bible Study Classes.
Religious ^Meetings.
Entertainments.

Clul)s :—

Boxing Club.
Wrestling Club.
Debating Club.
Glee Club
Orchestra.
Cosmopolitan Club.
Leaders' Club.
Bible Study Clubs.
Aquatic Club.

Special Gymnasium classes are conducted for professional school students
and every effort is made to make the student feel at home. The building is
indeed a social center where "good fellows get together" and where life-long
friendships are formed.

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Committee of Management: Dr. T. W. Brophy, chairman; Dr. C. N. John-
son, Dr. J. P. Buckley, Dr. J. N. Roe. A. W. Guse.

Officers: A. W. Guse. president; H. B. Gorrell, vice-president; T. T.
Ferguson, secretary-treasurer.

The College Young Men 's Christian Association has made very commendable
progress in the last few years. The membership has increased and many students
have taken advantage of the reduced rates for full physical privileges in the
Cit.v Association buildings.

It can be stated with honesty that the student's handbook, put out at the
beginning of the term, was the best of its kind published for many years. This
was given free to all students of the college, and contains much good advice,
especially to the new students.

About the middle of December the association put out a Students' Directory.
This is a very convenient and handy booklet, containing the name, city address,
telephone number, and home address of each student. This book, too. was given
free to all who cared for same.

On the evening of October 23 the association held an open house night at the
west side building. For this occasion the whole building, from the auditorium
to the swimming pool, was open for the free use of the C. C. D. S. students. In
the auditorium, talks were given by Dr. T. W. Brophy. Dr. C. N. Johnson. Dr.
Chas. Jones, and President A. K. Guse, who presided. There was music, both
vocal and instrumental, by student talent.

So far this year a number of good meetings have been held in the college
amphitheatre, which were well attended, and it is the aim of the association to
have more meetings during the winter ; also to promote athletics, in order that
a college interclass meet may be held before the close of the .year.

This brief summary indicates that there is a growing and progressive spirit
prevading the atmosphere. The College Y. "SI. C. A. is not only promoting a
wholesome and attractive college life, liut it is bringing the students of C. C.
D, S. into toucli with the progressive movciiicuts lun iiu' students of the State,
tile nation, and the world.

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W. J. Carlson
F. R. Jenkins

P. G. PCTERBAUGH
J. E. SCH.\EPER .

. President

First Vice-President

Second' Vice-President

Secretary

. Treasurer

Exfruttttp Qlnmmittpp

A. E. DeRiejiee

C. E. Jones

F. F. JIOLT

Editor of "The Bur" P. G. Puterbaugh

Business Manager of "The Bur" . . . . . J. E. Schaefer

Committee on Art and Invention . . . . . . F. W. Stephan

Committee on Dental Literature . . . . . . M. A. Webb

Committee on Necrology . . . . . . H. N. Pitt

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(§m Alumni Aaaonatt0n

HE Alumni Association of any College is usually the outgrowth of the
loyalty of its graduates.

The Chicago College Alumni Association was first organized at the
old Leland Hotel, Tuesday, March 30, 1886 (nearly thirty years ago).
Dr. Noyes was selected for its first President.

If "knowledge is power," the College must be the "power-house."
America leads the world in dentisti-y, Chicago leads America, and the Chicago
College of Dental Surgery — well, some things are best left unsaid.

There are about 3,100 Alumni of the Chicago College. The Association
is held together by a sjunpathy, developed through labor, in a field in com-
mon, for humanity.

No man is "built up" right without loyalty. I am always afraid of
the man who doesn't have just a little thrill when he reads in his College
paper about the Freshman Class rush. His conscience ought to make him
subscribe a few "jitneys" for the "Bur" and encourage the editor and others,
who labor many nights to produce a journal to hold the Alumni Association
together.

Every man who graduates should stand for something in the community
in which he lives. He should strive to be second to none in his loyalty to his
country, his God, his family and himself, and lastly, the Alumni Association,
which is justly proud of his achievements.

It is an honoi- to be connected with any good cause; a special privilege
to be affiliated with a profession whose object is to benefit all humanity
regardless of race, color, creed or financial acumen.

To develop better thought is laudable. Every institution or association
which teaclies men to think freely, unhampered by pi-ejudice, deserves hearty
commendation. Our mothers had the first and hardest task in teaching us
to "thinlc rightly"; later, our schools try. and finallj- the College. The C. C.
D. 8. Alumni Association members and the dental profession are doing much
to develop higher thought among the masses in regard to better dentistry.

Emerson says, "The key to evei'y man is his thought." Beware when
the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. Then all things are at risk.
It is as when a conflagration has broken out in a great city, and no man
knows what is safe, or where it will end.

The millions wlio constitute the laity throughout this great universe are
depending upon the membei's of our profession and our Association to solve
the problem of their dental tmmhIs. The Alumni has a great responsibility —
to discharge this ti'ust \\\\h homir to tlii'nisclves and credit to the profession.

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Aim l|tglf

HE CLASS of 1915 now stands at "Attention" awaiting the command,
"Break Ranks" and ere the command is sounded permit these few part-
ing words.

Three short j'ears ago, we assembled at our "Temple of Learning" to
take up that work which we had chosen as our field of labor. From every part
of the world we came, all with the same purpose and the same end in view.
I shall not attempt a recollection of the numerous things that have happened
to make our college career such a happj- one, as I feel that thej- are too
forcibly impressed upon our minds to need such.

We have passed through each stage, met and overcome each obstacle, and
now we stand ready to take from our Alma Plater that which is our Passport,
and which will permit us to do the things in life for which we stand prepared.
We have struggled hard, and in accepting our recommendation we can do so,
firm in the belief that it has been well earned and that we are worthy of it.

Scarcely one of us but who can realize the great change in our lives from
the time we entered into the spirit of our work up to the present time of
graduation. Into our lives has crept a new being, latent powers have been,
developed, we have discovered new qualifications, things we possessed which we
never knew existed. We have developed a power which, if we are true in the
proper use and further development of. shall take us through the balance of life,
and bring us a credit and a demand of respect from those for whom we do
service.

For three years we have been close to each other. Each one has know^l the
other's short comings and failures, so in the knowledge of these things, we have
seen them overcome and mastered. Little by little we have overcome ourselves,
and arrived at the point where we are the victors. Victors now but soon we must
go forth to do battle anew, and not as heretofore will the battles be within our
college, but the greatest of all when we nuist meet the world and prove our
ability : In the past we have been excused for our errors, now we are dependent
solely upon ourselves.

We carry with us qualifications, but ere they are recognized we must prove
our worth. This can be done in more ways than one. It is not only the
practice of our profession that we mu.st give to the world. If so, how .small then
would be our share in the real work of our lives. If we have developed within
us a further training of true manhood, have made use of a moral life, and added
to it by the expansion of our ideas of the right way, then is there open to us
another channel to be some real worth to mankind. By our actions we will
first be judged and as we think so will we do. Our moral standards must guide
us here.

We have had the advantage to choose our associations, to choose our manner
of amusements. We have been in an atmosphere of temptation where we have

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had to choose between good and evil. Surrounded by both, our natural bent
has decided for us the better way, and because of this we can go forth and do
our life's work strong in the knowledge that w'e bring naught but good.

We are possessed of a high degree of efficiency, and our worth to ovu-selves
and fellow man can be raised to a higher standard if we are ever mindful of
the fact, that no matter in what capacity we render services they must be
well done. We will oft times be misjudged, our real motives will be misin-
terpreted, and because of this we may lose heart and become discouraged. In
such moments let us be strong with ourselves, and as we have been true to the
best there is in us, then shall there come a time of recompense.

During our college life we have been very intimate, and all unconsciously
we have absorbed from each other. We have given a great deal and taken more.
As we depart we shall take with us that part of the class fellowship which has
interwoven itself within our individual lives.

It is not possible that we may ever hear the call which will again assemble
the class of 1915, but it is most probable that no matter in what part of the
universe we may be, there will always be the memories of our college days.
Because of those memories, everywhere will there be a spirit of the class of '15.

So then, may each member of the class reach the goal of their highest
aspirations, and success be yours to the end. E. T. G.

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y^lHE trend of the times along educational lines was strikingly illustrated
V-/ to me recently when I happened to enter the retail salesroom of the
g^ C. L. F]-ame Dental Supply Company and noticed on a glass paneled
door — "The Educational Department." Interest being aroused, there
naturally followed some inquiry, and the result was an object lesson that
will not soon be forgotten. It is our common practice or attitude of mind
to consider business as a purely money-getting, cold-blooded proposition, hence
it was with something of a shock that another side was presented on the
occasion to which reference is made. In a suite of rooms excellently arranged,
tastefully and, I might say, beautifully furnished, there is housed an educa-
tional scheme that is worthy of more than mere notice. Without regard to
the actual object in view, it may safely be said that these rooms are an educa-
tion in themselves, so far as the presentment of equipment and its arrange-
ment are concerned. From the entrance hall you enter what is nominally
known as the reception room, and here one almost immediately feels that he
has crossed the threshold into a home of wealth where the cares of the outer
world are supposedly forgotten, and those things that make life enjoyable
are at our command. There is nothing whatever to suggest the anteroom to
a dentist's chair and its attendant memories of unpleasant origin. The
furnishings are comparatively few and simple, but afford an impression of
richness combined with comfort, and such surroundings could not help but
allay any nervousness or fear that a prospective patient might be expected
to have. From such a room the visitor passes into a corridor, from which
open entrance-ways into four operating rooms fully equipped with every
necessity for the practice of operative dentistry. For purposes of making
appointments and as an information bureau, a lady assistant is installed at
a desk convenient to these rooms, where, in addition to the duties mentioned,
she keeps the records of operations and other details incident thereto. A
retiring room with toilet table and requisites is another feature calling for
comment. At the end of the corridor is a business office, where conferences
may be held and those arrangements made that are not Avithin the province
of the lady assistant ; here, also, are the permanent records kept.

Now, turning to the operating rooms. The first of these is equipped with
furnishings of the regular black enamel type, the next follows a coloi' scheme
of pearl gray, the third is entirely in Circassian walnut with its beautiful
grain markings on both wood and metal parts, while the last is of mahogany
throughout. The general color scheme is enhanced by the use of a neutral
tint carpet thus throwing into some relief the general effect desired in the
room. Wallpapers have been chosen with the same general object, while
the window curtains and di'apes lend their effect, also, this being partly

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secured by the toning down of outer light and slightly intensifying the main
color of the particular room.

Any one of these would serve as an excellent model for the outfitting of
a dental office, since the variation necessary to suit a given locality or sur-
roundings would be of little moment in the composite whole.

The only feature remaining for mention is the lecture hall, a room
specially arranged for its specific purpose. A seating capacity of fifty affords
ample provision for a large class under the scheme in mind, and it is under-
stood that its capacity has already been tested to the limit with certain
classes. A lecturer's rostrum has sufficient room for the use of operating
chair to be used in practical demonstrations accompanying certain lectures
and for analgesic work both nitrous oxid and oxygen gases are piped direct
from tanks, thus oJjviating any unsightly cylinders at chair side. A black-
board for lecturer's use and stereopticon with white screen for illustrations
all prove that a more complete equipment for educational work could hardly
be conceived.

Now for the object in view Avhen such a suite of rooms with their attend-
ant equipment was planned. Certain surface indications have seemed to con-
vince the management of the C. L. Frame Dental Supply Company that there
is a desire for enlightenment on the part of the dentist along the lines of
teaching that "The Educational Depai'tment" covers.

The subjects are strictly Post Graduate subjects, being "Analgesia,"
"Anatomical Articulation," "Oral Prophylaxis" and "Pyorrhea." and crown
and bridge-work of the fixed and removable types, each course being inter-
spersed with special lectures on "Dental Economics."

Upon inquiry we are told that the end in view is to teach and enable
the dentist to make himself more valuable along certain lines of work. As
the dentist becomes master of the advanced methods, as he is enabled to
increase his practice and his fees, then as dentistry is better, so is the dental
busiu(>ss better.

It seems that the proposition is not altogether philanthropical, but this
company has seen the way of converting their advertising appropriation into
this department, whei'e its ciistoincrs may lienetit as well as themselves.
Their slogan, "Our success is measureil by the success of our customers,"
secius to have been successful and the new departnient is certainly entitled to
the hearty support of all practitioners. The entire course is given gratis, all
equipment, operating instruments and niatei'ial being fui'nished whei'c prac-
tical woric is pel-formed.

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Founded at The Universiti/ of Michigan 1883

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University of Michigan
Chicago College of Dental Surgery
Harvard University
University of Pennsylvania
University of California
Nortli western University
University of ]Minnesota
Vanderbilt University
Western Eeserve University
Tuft's Dental College
Kansas Citj- Dental College
Indiana Dental College

St. Louis University

University of Buffalo

University of Illinois

University of Pittsburgh

Washington University

Colorado College of Dental Surgery

University of Southern California

North Pacific Dental College

Creighton I'niversity

Georgeto\\Ti University

Lincoln University

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lieta Chapter.

EstablisJicd 1SS5

3taUrB in Jffarultat?

T. W. Brophy, M.D., D.D.S.. LL.D.
C. N. Johnson, JI.A., L.D.8., D.D.S.
W. H. LoGAX, JI.D,, D.D.S.
J. P. Buckley, Ph.G., D.D.S.
T. L. Gbisamore, Ph.G.. D.D.S.
C. N. Case, D.D.S.. JI.D.

P. G. PUTEBBAUGH, D.D.S., JI.D.

F. E. Roach. D.D.S.

.J. R. Watt. D.D.S.

C. E. Jones, B.S., D.D.S.

C. M. Cahill, Ph.G., D.D.S.

J. E. Kolab, D.D.S.

A. E. DeReimeb, D.D.S.

A. B. Allen, D.D.S.

X. R. S.MELTZEB

0. V. Vermilye

E. T. GUSTAVE.SON
W. J. MCCOSHEX

B. R. Bennett
G. G. Conner
A. W. GiSE

G. Hambleton

A. E. McCOLLOCK

G. A. Grant
L. V. Daniels

T. R. Allen
J. T. Savage
J. D. McFarland

C. R. McFarland
T. T. Febgi-sox

F. ,T. Fehrenbacheb

H. R. Johnson
M. D. Rathbun
R. Ross
W. W. Johnson

inio
It. E. Snowbergeb
(». S. Douglas
J. A. Hagax

W. Y. RlTENOlR

C. H. Hatch
R. C. Comstock

G. D. I\^EAT0X

E. A. Greer
JI. F. JIiller

W. J. GOXWA
A. H. JIUELLER

1H16

R. M. ISSELHARD

J. M. Cos
M. R. Shaffner
M. M. Martineau
L. P. Seguin
H. F. Babclay

1!)17
R. W. McLean
E. R. Anderson
L. N. Vickebs
E. G. Nelson

L. POULSON

L. Stuck

M. E. Struble

G. J. TOOLSON

G. Petty
V. W. Davis
E. N. Yackee
A. W. Peterson
L. Clark

H. E. Rust

E. J. Neuenschwander

W. Emmons

M. J. Seigel

H. H. McEvoY

W. J. HOEFT

G. W. Nelson
E. A. Hudson

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Lambda Chapter

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Establislierl 1S96

3ffratprB in iFarulate

J. E. SCHAEFER

W. B. Mariner

A. J. Marchinkewiez

H. E. Pierce

M. S. SORLEY

P. J. Sweeney
L. A. Jones
0. F. Moore
F. H. Clayton
.T. E. McKenzie
D. H. jMcCatley

1915

F. F. Moi.DT

R. X. LiNDBECK

.1. R. Keane
L. H. Jacob

A. R. HiGSON

B. H. Hudson
E. H. Carrol
\V. L. Douglas

W. V. Christiansen
0. P. Brick

1916

J. M. Besser

E. H. Backstrom
H. L. Brown

F. W. Bartow
D. M. Fellows

V. R. Jones
0. \V. Kopp
S. B. LaDue
E. V. Millard
H. C. Mahan

L. L. POURUCH

A. Storlie

E. B. Woodworth
R. \V. Thompson

F. C. Lentz

O. V. Anderson
J. C. Day
S. J. Draper
C, D. Beveridge

1917

L. G. MULLINEABX

W. Parb

E. F. RiNGLEE

J. W. Weidner

J. B. Walker
F. E. Poland
J. H. Hendrick

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Founded at the Viiircrxitij of Michigan 1889

Soil of (Eltaptprs

I'niversity of Jlic-higan

New York College of Dentistry

Philadelphia Dental College

Baltimore College of Dental Surgery

University of Iowa. Dental Dept.

Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery

Universit\- of ilaryland

Indiana Dental College

University of California

Starling Ohio Medical College

Chicago College of Dental Snrgery

University of Buffalo

Harvard University

University of IMediciiu^

Royal College of Dental Surgeons

UnixTrsity of Pennsylvania, Dental Dept

Northwestern University
University of Illinois
Washington University
Ohio College of Dental Snrgery
University of ilinnesota
Western Dental College
Lincoln Dental College
Vanderbilt University
Detroit Medical College
Baltimore iledical College
University of Southern California
New Orleans College of Dentistry
North Pacific Dental College
Southern Dental College
Atlanta Dental College

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Pat (f^m^ga

Founded at BaUimure College of Dental Surgery 1892

SlnU of (Eltaptfra

Baltimore College of Dental Surgery Atlanta Dental College

New York College of Dentistry University of Southern California

Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery Universitj' of Maryland

Tufts Dental College
Western Reserve University
University of Pennsylvania
Ilniversit.y of Bufifalo
Northwestern University
Chicago College of Dental Surgery
University of Minnesota
University of Denver
Pittsburgh Dental College
Marquette University
Harvard University

North Pacific Dental College
Starling Ohio iledical College
Indiana Dental College
George Washington University
University of California
New Orleans College of Dentistry
St. Louis Dental College
Keokuk Dental College
Georgetown University
Southern Dental College
Universitv of Michigan

Louisville College of Dental Surgery College of Dental and Oral Surgery,

Baltimore Medical College

College of Physicians and Surgeons,

(San Francisco)
Ohio College of Dental Surgery
Medico-Chirurgical College. (Philadel

phia)
Wisconsin College of Physicians and Washington University

Surgeons Kansas City Dental College

(New York)
University of Iowa
Vanderbilt University
University College of Medicine,

(Richmond)
IMedical College of Virginia

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Kappa Chapter

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Established 1S98

iFratf rs in JParultatf

W. L. C'OPELAND, M.D., CM., M.R.C.S.

I. G. JlRKA, D.D.S.

W. A. Danielson, B.S., M.D.
L. C. Borland, :m.D., L.P.
John Beegee Nelson, D.D.S.
J. L. Kendall, B.S., Pli.G., M.D.
T. C. McClintock, D.D.S.

WIS

Stephen F. Feench
R. Joseph Cox
Edwin C. Gaeberg
Scott T. Petbie, JI.D.
Bernard A. Good, M.D.
A. L. Hix
H. B. Maequard
P. G. Papsdore
Otto Kolar
Joseph W. Sanboen
Thomas M. Burns
Albert F. Koch
J. Clayton Shotton

F. .J. Paul de Grasse
John P. O'Connell
Harey M. Beistle
Raymond E. Squiees
William W. Wumkes

G. Gallegos-Y
Charles H. Brosey
J. Clyde Campbell
p. cummings
Arthir H. Lindner
E. W. Dahlberg

1916
Ernest H. Goerixg
Horace C. Rice
Jay D. Johnston
Pierce E. Lee
Arthur .J. Long
W. Lindeeberg
Henry N. Xovy
Loyd M. Stevens
Clarence E. Anderson
C. B. Webster
Eber .J. Kenney

1917
Charles .J. Witous
Ralph M. Kelly
M. Valenzuela
Melvin 0. Nelson
Theodore S. Schmillen
Howard W. Sargent
Peery D. Straup
C. Harold Carpenter
H. F. .Jahnke
Edwin M. Oveeholt

L. M. MlKULAS

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Alplja iHn (Samma

1915

H. M. Kreeger

M.
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F. L. SiTKIN

L. Chetlain

SOMMERPIELD

1916
1917

M. E. Fox

L. S. KOPPMAN"

J. Greensphan

A. Heller

p. Regent

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FOUNDED AT THE CHICAGO COLLEGE OF DENTAL SURGERY.

SnU of m^uptns

Chicago College of Dental Surgery.

Northwestern Universitj^

University of Illinois.

Western Reserve.

College of Physifiaiis and Surgeons, San Francisco.

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Jrat^rnitg J^UnmsJjtp

y^ HERE are a great many things of value to the student outside the cur-
\Ly riculum. aud with this in view, the average dental student never lets his
§JS^ school work interfere with his education. If he belongs to a fraternity, he
is so busy building political fences that he has no time for much else.
And if he stays in the house, studying is out of the Cjue.stion. He may wish to
do so — intend to do sti — determine to do so — slam the door and put up a "busy"
sign, and this is what happens every time he tries it, with a few variations. All
will be quiet for a time, the only thing to disturb him will be the occasional
click of the typewriter in the next room, where a Jimior is trying to write a
chemical equation. Then there is a knock at the door and events begin. A
brother comes in to tell him that his room is as cold as a barn, and then goes
over to the radiator and plays "Winter Nights" on it. to tr.v and get the furnace
to take notice. After freezing him out and getting comfortably settled, then
comes Imoek number two. " Oh ; I see you are busy, sorry to bother you, but
I want to know what Dr. Bucklej' lectured about to-night. Say what did you
get in his exam? I copied all mine from 'Who's this' and he got an 'A' and I
only got a 'C what do you know about that? I should have got a 'B' any-
how." And so on, winding up with speculation as to what would happen if there
wasn't a girl in the class. Then he goes out with the note-book that our studious
brother intended to use. In desperation he tried to study when in comes number
three. "Say, can you let me have your safety razor? Got a date, I met her at
the Arsonia. She's a pippin." And then he executes a hilarious ballet dance
to the accompaniment of "Oh You Beautiful Doll." He has just left when
number four enters with some new pennants which he would like to sell. By
this time our studious brother is beginning to lose his mental reserve, and to feel
anxious, and even peeved, and Pow, goes the door, and the witty boy riishes in
with a new one — and says listen to this: "The eyes of Digit-ALIS were GLY-
CERINE with tears, because ETHYL lO-DIDE when the clock STRYCH-
NINE." (And still we wonder at crime). Then he rushes out, leaving the
door open, goes down the stair in an aimless sort of fashion, about four steps
at a time, to spring it on the next victim. And before our long-suffering brother
gets a chance to shut the door, someone calls out, and wants him to go out and
get sandwiches for the bunch, and when it isn't sandwiches, it's a two-cent
stamp. He shuts the door, and .iust as his countenance again becomes "sickleed
o'er with the pale cast of thought," some brother sticks his head in the door, and
asks him to come out and lift one. Have to study? Oh. you can't study, do that
next week, you've got to come that's all. And before he realizes what is happen-
ing, he has twelve fellows in his room, having an argument about the unknow-
ableness of the whenceness, of the what, or some such thing, and after a while
they all decide to go over to the Arsonia, and nothing is left for him to do. but
to wait patiently for the time to flunk, when he will have it all over with.

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A IGtttl? Woth at Mma to tl|? Jnrommg 3luntorB

I realize in writing this that a fool never takes advice, and that a wise man
doesn 't need it. But nevertheless a few lines and simdry reflections on the daily-
routine of the infirmary will not be taken amiss. The powers that be will thank
me and I hope the coming class will tolerate, so the way is clear for this dis-
jointed discourse on the process of grinding out Dentists.

I will cite to you, with apologies to Bryan, a few lines which will help some
and can do no harm I am sure.

"Work, so that when the day comes to join that countless crowd where
each shall take his place in the busy hall of fame, you go not like an imposter,
sneaking and lying to thy place. But bolstered and braced by an imswervable
knowledge, approach thy seat like one w'raps the cloak of fame about him. and
stand for deeds well done."

Boys, men I should say, firstly don't expect sympathy because this is a
world of hard knocks. Don't you suppose the men who preside over our destinies
know this? Don't you suppose they Icnow what makes a man?

The road to this temple called "Fame" is not a primrose path, but there
is one however. (For particulars read Shakespere). ilost of our instructors
have walked in this path and their words of advice are hard to take.

The Ancients consulted the oracle of Delphi and followed its advice \dthout
question. And truly we have an oracle far more perfect, of men who have gone
over the hard road to success, so why should we for whom they are working to
remove the veil of ignorance, question their advice?

I know that it is hard, when you have worked on a foil or a crown all day
and view your result with the pride of a father, to have the glaring faults
pointed out to .you by the "Supreme Judge." Take it and if you have an.y-
thing to say, say it to the face. Better still say nothing. Any one can be a
coward and run a man down while a long way off.

You may put on a bridge that doesn't fit and get by, by hiding its defi-
ciencies by methods known to all. But I ask you — Does it get you anything?
Are you not losing the many little points that go to make greatness? I don't
mean fame for that is only for a iew. We are not all bom to be Logans. John-
sons, Goslees and .such. But do your best that you may have that deep down
comfy feeling of satisfaction that speaks of work well done. It may not be a
masterpiece, but it is your best and that is what counts.

I shall only sa.y this — Be absolutely fair with yourself and you know some-
where, sometime your reward awaits you. The law of compensation never varies.

M. Sterling Sorley.

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H REHL SOLD IM-

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SeTTIN& OOT HIS P-OINT&.

"Lizzie" Burton, our little lady, asked Casey how he was aljle to keep a
locomotive on the track all the time. He thought that a locomotive was steered
like an automobile.

Red Wasaw boiled an akolite inlay in HCL to remove the oxide, and upon
looking for it, he discovered that it was missing. Now the question is, "What
became of the inlay?"

It was the timely arrival of fellow-students on one occasion that prevented
a fire scare in the Infirmary one day last fall. Gus spilled his outfit as usual
and the alcohol lamp exploded, causing a great sensation.

Dr. Kolar says he is going to hang "Red" on a sour apple tree if he
doesn't quit using wood alcohol for sterilizing cavities.

While discussing the whereabouts of one of the boys who was in the hospital
for a few days, some one a,sked if he had been operated on. Commy replied:
"Oh, yes, they are trying to cut out his booze."

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Qllftragn S^tttal Slj^ato

Tel. West 1669

Oltjiragn's iFinpBt Bawitmllr — lEiiprg Art a l^^ablinpr

THE THREE SIMPS

In Their Specialty

"Another Year"'

Burton, Guerskis and AVarsaw

Featuring "Venxis" Burton in his Pyorrhea Two-Step.

OXE-EYE FOUTZ

The Spanish Onion, in His Protein Sketch

"Almost Human"

3
THE JIELHA OF VAUDEVILLE

Jake Zunn
In Opera and Ragtime.

LASCH, FABBRI. FRENCH & CO

The Satirical Artists, Presenting

"Ne.\rly Mx\.rried"

Pyorrhea
Anti-septic
Fish .
Bishop

Miss Lasch

Miss Fabbri

French

Papsdorf

World's Greatest Comedians

SNELLEN & SCHVETZ

The Dutch and French Comedians, in their Laughing Riot

"Ve No Can Talk Inglish"

INTERAIISSION

During the Intermission our Celebrated Candy Boys, Comstock and "Christie,"

will demonstrate their Nut Stuff.

INTERNATIONAL FOUR

The Great Mimic Quartet in Their Specialty

"Are We To Be With You Again. Newton?"

Sweeney. Stith, Neiman and Gorman

M7-S. Short
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ALLEN. FLYNN & CO.

"Two Grains Short"

The Problem Plav of the Age.

Mrs. Allen

Miss Fr.VNN

Mrs. Prestly

Dreamland

FEATURK TTE.\DLIXER

Tlie Human Snail

Count Petrocooinies

Introducing his f.iiiioiis trained mustiiche. "Duke." Tlie Count will make the

mustache put in a foil at ever>- performance.

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When the lion eats grass like an ox,

And the angle worm swallows the whale;

When the robins knit woolen socks.
And the hare is outrun by the snail.

When serpents walk upright like men.

And walruses travel like frogs;
When grasshoppers feed on the hen,

And feathers are found upon hogs.

When Thomas cats swim in the air,

And elephants roost on trees;
When insects in summer are rare.

And snuff never makes people sneeze.

When fish creep over dry land,

And mules on velocipedes ride :
When foxes lay eggs in the sand,

And women in dress take no pride.

When Chiappe no longer likes beer,

And Lee Jacobs' bright shoes lose their shine;

When William goats butt from the rear.
And treason has ceased to be crime.

When ideas grow in a young Dude's head,

And wool on the battering ram,
Then will our love for the fair ones be dead,

But living won't be worth a DAIIN.

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Upon entering the Infirmary work. Warsaw presents a bottle labled "Oil of
Clover." He claims that in Eussia oil of cloves is made from red clover.

Earl McKenzie. in relating his many funny experiences in school, says that
he has had everything from amalgam in his teeth to lead in his neck. Some one
has added that some ladies are very good marksmen.

After listening to Christie for a couple of hours, a neighboring patient
asked: "Don't that fellow ever get tired of that jabbering?"

Blink's plate patient called him up one day and told him that the plate
which he had made was fast in her mouth. She said that she couldn't get it
out with "a shuvel. wrench nor nothin' and it hurt her turrible."

"Christie" told Dr. Jones that Red Warsaw was a very good student, and
Red was perfectly willing to admit it. but remarked that he had flunked in
pathology last year.

We have tried to get the cartoonist to pose Abe Gonwa splitting rails, but
he reports that he has been unable to get him in any other pose, and that that
would be entirelj' too natural for this department.

Conner had Isselharde. one of our promising Juniors, in his chair one day
and "Issy" asked who ilacBojie was. Conner told him that he was our crown
and bridge man. Then came this remark: "Does he pass on all cavity prep-
aration for crown work?"

Dr. Buckley — "Wake him up. please."" Cummings immediately woke up.

Upon seeing a verj- large and corpulent woman crossing the Infirmary
floor one day. Commy remarked : ' ' Gee, there goes an awful big crowd. ' '

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Dr. Belding (talking to a friend nurse)— "You must not call me 'Mister'
and more, little girl. You know I have graduated, so it must be either 'Doctor'
or 'Clarence.' "

^IcCciuley (talking to his patient)— "Oh, yes; I assist Dr. Brophy over at
the hospital and have made quite a little reputation for myself in oral surgery."

Jake Zunn— "Dr. Dilger. give me a slip for a putrescent pulp for Dr.
Bucklej'.

Dr. Dilger— "Have you opened into the pulp chamber? And do you know^
that it is putrid ? "

Jake— "No. I haven't opened into it yet, but it looks bad— it's all black
looking and looks awful and is sore under pressure, too."

Patient — "Doctor, my tooth aches awfully."
Sanderow — "Veil, no vonder it aches. This tooth is putrescent."
Patient — "What do you mean by putrescent?"

Sanderow— " Oh. a putrescent tooth is one that stinks a lot— that's why it
hurts you so. ' '

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'(Umaa lEupr ®I|ita

A Dentist "croaked" and took his flight.

And as good dentists do.
Went to a land, that fateful night.

Where dwell the goodly few.

And as he climbed tlie long white way,

His history in his mind,
He heard a voice behind him say,

"Wait, friend, first we must find
Out, if you deserve to be here.

For there are certain things.
Which we require of dentists, 'ere

We give them golden wings."

"0, sir," he cried, his heart beat fast,

"I'm sure I should come in;
I have worked hard as years have passed,

And work can be no sin :
I never charged exacting fees.

My work has been the best,
O, sir, kind sir, now won't you please

Let me come in and rest?"

"Wait," said the voice, "first answer me.

When thou wert at thy school.
Didst thou return things loaned to thee.

I mean just as a rule?"

"And didst thou boast, whene'er thou turned

In work, thou didst not make.
And didst thou swear when crowns thou burned,

When facings thou didst break?
And tell me, didst thou hand in scraps

Of brass, which should be gold.
And didst thou loaf in streets, perhaps

Where dolled up damsels strolled?

"Or didst thou then at every chance.

Cut classes for baseball games ;
Or spend thy nights at every dance.

Thou thought there would be dames?

"And if the patient thou didst get.

Had hair all o'er his face.
Didst thou go smoke a cigarette.

Downstairs, in Rudy's place?

"When Doctor Buckley talked, didst thou

E'er kick upon the door.
When down the stairs thou walked, didst thou

E'er spit upon the floor?"

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"O, sir," the Dentist cried at length,
"Believe me, kind sir, please.

Indeed I have with all my strength,
Refrained from deeds as these."

''Why, I have ne'er been guilty — nay.
Of these things you have said,

I'm sure now nothing my way.
To your bright realms ahead."

The voice then called a clerk in wliite,

"Get Satan on the wire.
And tell him to prepare to-night.

Here comes another liar."

—A.

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S^tttobtla

Casey Junes gave ilrs. Fabbri's note-book the onee over and discovered
quite a number of notes on the Antrum of Lowmore. Also, MaeBoyle's notes
were headed "]Mcboil."

The most comical thing in class: Sehvetz dodging the oranges and apple
cores at about two minutes of five.

Mrs. Fabbri asks "Casey" what the placenta was.

JMcCoshen asked Mrs. Allen for a piece of carbon pamper and she gave him
a piece about the size of a gnat's eye, whereupon he asked for more and the lady
said that it was worth as much as a loaf of bread. So to square things Bill went
out and bought her a loaf. Since then they have again become friends.

"Christie's" patient fainted in the chair and he didn't know it until
"Commy " volunteered to go and tell him.

For data on the treatment of syncope, a.sk "Commy." He has had experi-
ence in parks and places.

"Mister, have you attended my lectures?"

Shorty — "Well, Doctor, I missed two or three of them because I didn't get
back in time." (At that time Dr. MacBoyle had only lectured twice.)

Dr. MacBoyle — "Mister, I have a notion to fine you 25 points."

Fekete— "All right, go ahead: I have 190."

Uljat tijp log ulijtiika

The Dentist is the baddest man

That you have ever seen;
He has a little buzzing wheel.

His hands are very eleen :
He sits me in a 'normous chair

All beautiful and green !

And then the whole long afternoon,

He hurts me all he can ;
With pins and knives he digs my teeth.

While I sit cryin' — an' —
I think I'll be a Dentist, too,

When I'm a grown-up man!

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Jake Zunn took Shorty Grant's chair and it made Shorty very much
peeved, so to settle things they went to see Dr. Jones.
Dr. Jones — "What did Grant say to you?"
Jake — "lie called me names."
Jones- — "Well, what did he say to you?"
Jake — "He called me a damned Jew."
Shorty retired, convulsed with laughter, leaving Jake to take the chair.

Dr. Puterbaugh (examining for Dr. Buckley) — "Mr. Guse, you are presi-
dent of this class, are you not?"

Guse— "Yes, Doctor."

Puterbaugh (taking the pulp out of the lingual canal of a molar that Guse
had shown up for pressure) — "Well, you siire do set a h — 1 of an example for
the class."

Belding — "Now, by Dr. Johnson's teachings — "

Barney Good should be thankful that he has a good stand-in with one of
the demonstrators at least, for it isn't everyone that would pound foil for him
while he eats his dinner.

Personification of the height of independence : John at the casting machine.

Andy McDonald (in the dissecting room) — "Good, are you taking off your
Junior diissecting?"

Barney — "Taking it! H — I no; I am giving it."

Some of the fellows tried to convince Miss Wirth that McKenzie was a
rotten workman, but she refused to believe it, saying that he did her work in
the prosthetic lab. very nicely and she thought he could continue.

It is rumored around the Infirmary that Lizzie Burton is Comstock's hot
water bottle.

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Come I with reluctant feet
Down the "long, unlovely street,"
Saw your name inscribed on brass,
Would have given worlds to pass,
Till a sudden twinge that came
Bade me put my fear to shame;
So I rang your bell and stood
Summoning up my hardihood.
Fearful lest the passers by
Should guess my errand smilingly.

Came your butler, staid of mien.
Dignified as any dean.
Swung your portal open wide,
Softly bade me step inside,
(So might good St. Peter say,
"For Paradise, please step this way,")
Then your door shut fast, and I
Was in your web, like some poor fly.

Peter, with a holj- smile.
Begged of me to wait awhile;
In your gloomy waiting-room.
Others, conscious of their doom.
Sat "all silent and all — " (well,
You'll find the line in "Peter Bell").
Soon the dreaded summons came,
And good St. Peter cooed my name.

Seated in your easy chair,
Deep and deeper in your snare.
Altogether in your power,
Gagged and tortured for an hour —

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Heaven bless you, best of men,
Life's worth living once again.

A new way to extract : Take three grains of nitroglycerine and seal in the
tooth in question, then strike tlie patient forcibly on the back of the head with
a hammer. — Contributed by Harwood, Class of '14.

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Scliool opens.

Dr. Jones introduces himself.

Schlionski appears.

Everybody happy. Cadavers arrive. We meet Dr. Watt.

Threw water on the Freshmen.

Gagnon buys a two-bit pipe.

Lars Thane arrives from Norway.

Becky requests the class to refrain from making too much noise.

Kopp returns from North Dakota. We discover Dr. Brophy's clinic.

Liebers gets a hair-cut.

Rapp arrives amid much laughter, hairless.

Dr. Jones announces that the lecturers request less noise.

Lentz arrives.

Class meeting. Protest against paying Lab. fees.

Condition exams are held.

Dr. Borland quizzes. Cries and cusses.

Waggy makes a trip to Molar's Barber College.

Junior trio comes into prominence.

Storlie finds his lost love, and sings: "There's a little spark of love

still burning."
LaDue visits the bake shop.
Fellows falls in love — again.
Simon wears a clean collar.

Rumors are afloat that Becky has been seen in the vicinity.
Roskelly's hair begins to grow.
Amputated a Hebrew mustache.
Steve cliases a Freshman in the Aniphi.
A Freshman is passed up.
We decide to take a long Xmas vacation.
Khuri caught smoking a cigarette.
Vacation begins.
Thirteen in class.
Rapp combs his hair.
Waggy sends his sweater to the laundry.
Lentz is seen in the Lab.
Mid-term e.xams ; everybody gloomy.
Rust appears in a new suit.
Simmer wears a pair of bright blue sox.
Barclay tak(>s Liiideberg's seat.
Washington's birthday; much needed rest.
Framlieim has a pain on the sixth floor, and disturbes Roach.
We start Bacteriology' Lab.
Sun sliines bright; few in class.
We lake the organ grinder's cart away from him.
Schlionski and Ami eoine to lilows in the Amphi.
Dr. Walt is sick.

-Millard and Becky are seen limping about the College.
Dr. Watt returns and everybody is happ.v again.
Blase makes many Api-il fools in the Lab. Dentos goes to press.

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**(lllip olmbr"

I ain't ner don't peitend ter be
Much posted on Philosophy,
But there are times when all alowe
I work out idees of ray own;
And of these same there are a few
I'd like just to refer to you,
Pervidin' that you don't object.
And listen close and recollect :
I alius argey that a man
Who does about the best he can,
Is bound to make that solder flow
Er crown ter fit; I'd ought to know
'Cause I have cussed and fumed a lot,
When cusps er wrong er get too hot;
Now I've known some ter try and do
A piece of work, ten times er so,
And when they'd get it they'd jest smile.
And sorter feel that life's worth while;
But others, when they strike some work
That doesn't suit them, they jest shirk
The whole blamed business, and lie right down.
And claim they couldn't make a crown.
They think that they are out of luck,
And never try the thing called pluck.
Which one do you suppose will prove
The best man, if he win er lose?
The feller with the "I've won" smile,
Er the one who groans. "It ain't worth while"?

— r. R. J

Dr. Amenhauser — "What is the function of the Sebum in connection with
the fetus?"

Khnri — "It keeps the fetus warm."

Dr. Kendall — "What is metamerism?"

Ritner — "It is the power an element lias of passing through an animal
membrane."

Dr. Zoethout — "What do you know about the arrangement of the food in
the stomach?"

Otto Paulson — "The food eaten last is inside the stomach."
Dr. Zoethout — "And that eaten fir.st is outside, is it not?"
Paulson — ' ' Why, yes. ' '

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Are they rough'? Oh. no; they are just wild,
Their noise can be heard for a mile.
Doctor Jones says he'll "can" the whole crew,
And get a new bunch from the zoo.

If you don't believe that Riee has wonderful eyes, ask Miss Smith.
Where is Barlow?

Daddy Watt thinks "Tubby" Lentz awfully nice— so "Tubby" says.
"Hey, Jack! Gimme a chew."

Storie says he cannot sleep at all any more since Ritner has begun to ask

so many questions in class.

Dr. Roach claims that Wagapoff is bilious. "How about it, Harry?"
Stone age stuif. "Nope, I can't; I'm off from that stuff until after the

examinations."

!!!???!!! Blink the bank, blankety hlink— I burned another hole in that
crown.

"I wonder if I can slip this one over on Dr. Watt?"

Becky Back.strom has had yellow .I'aundice, and now everyone is saying, "I
laiew it would get him."
Who is Circus Solly ?

There was a young D. J. named Hutch,

Who always was talking too much;

And so one fine day

He got mixed in a fray.

Doctor Watt says, "'We care not for such."

Neuenschwander is appointed assistant at the clinic, because of his scholar-
ship. (Munro Weekly Times.)

Chemistry is that branch of human suffering which treats of the destructive
distillation of midnight oil, and tlie changes that the gray matter undergoes the
night previous to .iudgment day.

Dr. Roach (in lecture) — "Punch your neighbors, boys."

Wanted — One second hand carriage for twin boys. Pop Wharton.

Since Rust has entered upon his pugilistic career, it is doubtful whether or
not he will continue in his enthusiastic support of badger fights.

The lo.valty of friendship, according to Hark Twain, ma.'V' be altered some-
what to apply in our Lab. It goes thusly : ' ' The holy passion of friendship is
of so sweet and steady and lo.yal and enduring a nature, that it ■will last through
a whole lifetime, if the said friendship does not include the borrowing of
instruments. ' '

Just a little mustache

Worn by a Freshman small.

It lasted till .Steve Brodie saw it

And now his face is bawl.

Making a crown: "A trying ordeal. It embraces our minds, our bodies
and our souls. We see many other victims bending toward the same end, swear-
ing over it, sweating over it, and at last when completed we delighted in our
most humble devotion to it."

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This from a Junior after the mid-term exams : "Ye gods ! ye gods ! What
shall I do now? I'm a flunk. I would die, but it is too cold to jump in the
lake and they have nets spread around the ^Masonic Temple. ' '

Bacteriology is the science which treats of bugs (bed-bugs, potato-bugs, hum-
bugs, and the ordinary bugs found in Freshman classes, nickel shows and Dun-
ning). It treats of the organism responsible for the sleeping sickness exemplified
by certain Juniors during Dr. Roach's weeldy sermons.

Latest microscopic examinations confirm the diagnosis of Bill Kinney in
connection with a curious growth on his upper lip. It is hair, which may in
time develop into a lip-tickler.

At the clinic held one day,
Hutchneker was heard to say,
"Doctor Brophy, do you think that you
Can make my forehead look like new?

"Listen, this is wliat I mean.
Remove this wrinkle good and clean :
Sure it's an important issue.
And yet leave there no scar tissue."

Doctor Brophy then said with laughter,
"It should not be beauty tliat i/ou are after;
Fix up the inside: that's what's wrong;
'Twill help you as the days go on."

Did Waggy say, "To helmit the police"?

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Roy describing the sub-mental artery.

Dr. Good — "No, you're wrong. The sub-mental artery goes to the brain.
See, 'sub' means under, and 'mental' means brain."

Good — "Give muscles of expression."

Tichy — "There are about twenty-three, but I don't think I can give
them all."

Good — "Xo. there are only four: Risorius, deep labii superioris, pterygoi-
deus internus and externus. Fibres of the pterygoideus mingling with the
obicularis oris."

Prof. Good — "Give the muscles of mastication."

Brown — Names them, but the Doctor insists that there is one left out. He
passes his fingers through his hair very professionally and tells Brown that he
has forgotten the sterno mastoid. "^Mastoid means mastication, .see?"

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As for this man in our class,

I'm sure you know him well.

Large, husky, handsome, strong and stout,

Our latest .Junior Bell.

No matter wliat man you may call.

If you want a good knocker, get Hall.

Where the students all abound.
You will find our Baby Houns.

When he recites he looks like a cherry.
And tliev all love to fuss Harry Berry.

By his tail from limb and trunk,
In ancient days has swung this Munk.

W'hen it comes to old Noah and Daniel,

They can't hold a candle to him.

He's wise and don't know it.

And won't even show it.

And just simply spouts over with vim.

His name is all the praise we give him.
He's as solid as a stone;
A man. a good one, and a scholar,
He'll make good where'er he roams.

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Dr. Cahill :
Backstrom :

Mention a spirit.

Brandy, Three Star-Hennesy.

Dr. Cahill — explains the use of emetics, and tells of a friend who in an extremity

used the contents of a cuspidor.
Brossman — gets white about the gills and leaves the room.

Dr. Zoethout : Swanski, what is obesity ?

Swanski : I think it is stomach trouble, Doctor.

Jarvenin : Shay Doctor, what is carbohydrates good for 1

Dr. Kendall: Carbohydrates commonly called foods.

Jarvenin : I thought they were burned up.

Amenhauser: What did he say, Mr. Carr?

Carr — (rubbing his eyes) — Eh, Eh, I don't know what.

Dr. Kendall :
Podruch :
Amenhauser :
Hall:

Prof. Johnson:

Fellows :
Amenliauser :

Yokie — (asleep, rubb-np; his eyes)
(heart.

Why is Formic Acid not stable?
Because the Oxygen only holds to four Carbons.
You may take up the discussion, Mr. Hall.
Good-night, fellows, ,you may just as well go home.

In mastication of an average meal, how many occlusions

generally take place?

About 4000 to 6000, Doctor.

You may tell us Yokie, what was said.

I think he said absorption takes place in the

Prof. Johnson:
Novy :

Amenhauser :
Millard:

Dr. Roach:

What kind of rubber dam is best to be used?
All kinds.

What is a ferment?

A ferment is anything causing a physical change.

What would you do to relieve the hard and soft places in

the mouth when making a full denture?

I would cut the gums away in those places. Doctor.

What particular class does gellatin belong to?
To a class of its ovvti.

Walty — reciting on the functions of the brain. "When the cells urinate, etc,"

Simmer: An abscess is a circumcized cavity containing pusa.

Swanski :

Dr, Zoethout
Bona:

Schmitz :

Jirka :
Belanyi :

Goering — after

Jarvenin :
Dr. Logan

Calling roll, "Whitehead"; much laughter. "Oh, White-
bread : Well, you 're 6 cents a loaf anyway. ' '

What is the difference between a foramen and a sinus?
A foramen has nothing going through it and a sinus has.

making his first crown: "Do you think I could get a .job in a
lab, Jarvenin?
I don't think you could get $45 per week.

Dr. Logan :

asks Swanski a question he is unable to answer because of eating
his supper.
Evidently the tooth is not sore under pressure.

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Beckj' is the President

Of this year's Junior Class,
A favorite with all he meets

Not omitting any lass;
He always ean be found

When the fair ones are in sight,
Well what liae we to say?

W'liy! Becky's all right!

He is known here as Tubby

He was once on tlie stage,
But alas as a student

He is not a great rage :
He's good natured and liajjpy

Not a common thing here,
Whene'er you glance at him

He'll smile from ear to ear.

Loves autos and joy-rides

Which is quite contrary,
'I'o the teachings he had

At Holy Cross Seminary:
lias a pleasant disposition

Ts a gentleman, too,
An<I all those who know him

Will agree it is true.

Last year Ihle and he were friends

But now they do not speak;
So much so, that Ihle

Had another school to seek ;
But Goering is a good chap

And this we all found out.
You may call me anything you please

But please don't say, "Boy Scout."

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We nicknamed him Sliortie

And he likes it. if you please,
At Prosthetics he is at home

And perfectly at ease;
He is small, nearly little

But why harp on his size,
Every knock is a boost

Claim the old and the wise.

He was Presidence once

Our friend, Mr. Eitt.
He's a terror indeed.

But passes some wit,
Always up to mischief

And playing tricks galore
A good fellow at heart

And quite an orator.

Earned fifty per at Dentistry

That's his constant cry.

And Daddy Watt just shakes his head,

But knows the reason why;

We call him here the missing link.

That is a fact, no joking;

When he's wanted in the Amphi,

He's in the basement smoking.

<sy^

He is good and he is kind ;
A gentleman fine;
Accomplishments many.
They are all in his line;
Plays foot-ball, is chauffeur;
Music is his whim.
This world would be great
With many like him.

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He is quiet and retiring

For he came here from Greece,
The home of Berne plate

And of wise Socrates ;
He was Captain in the Navy

And tliinks it only right,
If war sliould l)e declared

To go back there to fight.

One of the wittiest boys in class

And he's a rationalist, too.
Though he lives at the Y. il. C. A.

He finds fault with all they do;
He hates Frat. organizations

And a lot of talk it took,
To convince him that the Dentos

Is not a Fraternity book.

IN LIL'
OL' N.Y.

We would call him "Troublesome Willy"

Were we writing this hist year,
But since his triii to old New York

He is difTcrcnt, that is clear;
Perhaps "slic" worked this magic charm

For she lives there, so they say.
Her work is not completed yet

Ho borrows sfill, and says "Toisday."

He sleeps through all the lectures

And snores most of the time,
And when the Profs awaken him

He thinks it is a crime;
He certainly 'd feel happy

If it at them he could shout,
And he's last one in the Amphi.

And first one to get out.

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He is ahvays asking questions,

At times he's quite a bore,
He tlirew a wad of paper.

And make the Jap quite sore;
At pool he is a wonder

His equal he can't meet.
Can use his cue blind-folded

And even Thompson beat.

He comes from a farm:
He thinks he's a wonder, •
But when the Profs quiz
It's blunder on blunder;
Better fit for the farm,
Where the cows he can feed.
Than annoj- all his classmateB
This querrulous breed.

Severed friendship with Carr,
Studies most of the time,
What a wonderful change
Wrought that wedding bell chime.
But he still throws erasers,
His old hobby and trick.
We'll have to tell wifey.
And she'll pick up the stick.

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Snaats

Jirka :

Hall:

Jirka :
Kane :

Everything we do here is usually done for a reason ; I do a
thing once, and then I am through.
Did you ever get married?

Tell me the branches of the internal maxillary artery.

It has only one. Doctor, and that is from the "hindmost"

portion, but I don't know what it is.

Dr. Cahill — (quizzing Jarvenin) — "What is your name?"
Voices from the multitude — "Canal water."

Prof. Zoethout :

Kirmse :

Prof. Zoethout :

Jirka:
Bona:

Dr. Zoethout :
Liebers :

Dr. Jirka :
Bona:
Dr. Jirka :
Bona :

Dr. Sehmitz :
H. E. S. :
Dr. Sehmitz:

Dr. Zoethout:
Monk:

Where do we get fats from?

From foods.

Why, of course; you didn't think we got them from the

air, isn't it.

What does the fifth nerve supply?

It supplies the side of the nose and the lower e.ye-brow.

Where do we find adipose tissue?
Iia the bones.

What is the Placenta, Mr. Bona?
It is a sac connected with the fetus.
Where is it ?
It is situated above the fetus.

We will have the lady recite. What is your name ?

iliss Smith, sir.

H. B. — (laughter) — well her name may be Harriett.

What .juices aid in digestion?
The digastric juices.

Dr. Zoethout— "What is the final effect of diabetes?"
Duggan — "The patient dies."

Dr. Jirka — "Tell us something about the Dura-mater, Pesch."
Pesch — "The Dura-mater terminates in the cleft-palate."

Thompson says. "Drinking water has a tendency to cause fat to accumulate
around the heart, in the abdominal cavity."

Pesch claims that one of the muscles of mastication is the mass-eater.

Amerhauser — "What is the function of the skin?"

Hall — "Well, it may be as is the case with an egg, to keep the contents in."

Dr. Roach (after discussing a question for 15 minutes) — "Will >ou answer
the question. Mr. Swanski?"

Swaiiski — "Sure, wlicn you ask me the question."

Dr. Watt (before a lecture) — "Draw your chairs up closer, boys: my voice
is weak tbis morning aiul T cnn't throw it as well as usual."

Dr. Jirka — "Where does the pancreatic juice mix with the food?"
Rosenthal — "In the pancreas."

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The man who peddles sassafi'as,

May herald gentle spring.
The red-breast on the greening grass,

A promise o't may bring;
But I know spring is on the bound.

And coming mighty fast.
When Dr. Watt comes poking round,

And sizing up the class.

He takes a book from out his coat,

A coat of glossy white.
"Now boys," he says, "just dig right in.

And get your technic right.
Be here each day, and do your best.

And let eacli richmond show
That you have got each point in mind.

As all good Dentists know."

Sure harbinger of Spring is he.

When he begins to tell
The laggards to brush up a bit.

And do their last work well.
And when tlie grasses grows less sere,

An<l leafy grows tlie bough.
I hope to hand him every piece,

And wipe my sweating brow.

Peseh making: a good recitation?
Rapp and Roskelly with curls?
Marble getting lively ?
Shaffner acting according to his size?
Jarvenin making .$45 per week?

Isselhard not trying to bite the right corner of his mouth with his left
cuspids ?

Waggapofi' running to Garfield Park?

Framheim being quiet?

Gorrell not blushing?

Savage not throwing paper?

Flath like Kolar?

Hutchneker not bumming round the faculty?

Anderson hard at work?

Walker flunking in prosthetics?

Miss Smith without a smile?

Baekstrom early at lectures?

Schlionski handsome ?

Hall not knocking somebody?

(UnntterHatton (itJerIjfar& in iFrealiman ICab.

Senior — "Why don't you stop and talk to us sometimes, as you used to,
on the infirmary stairs?"

Miss Pisha— "Oh, I don't want anything like that to be put in the Dentos."

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