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In  submitting  this,  the  'i6  edition*  of  "The  Dentos."  we 
have  attempted  to  reflect  as  accurately  and  concisely 
as  conditions  would  permit  the  innumerable  and  varied 
incidents  as  they  have  occurred  within  this  past  year  of 
our   Alma    Mater. 

What  merit  it  may  possess  is  due  to  the  splendid  assistance 
given  us  by  our  co-workers.  to  those  we  here  wish  to 
make  an  acknowledgment  to  express  our  gratitude  for 
their  efforts  in  bringing  this  edition  to  the  standard 
which  typifies  this  publication  each  year. 

We  are  fl'lly*  cognizant  of  its  many  imperfections  and 
only  ask  that  you  withold  criticisms  as  we  have  laeored 

TO  MAKE  IT  CUR  BEST.  If  THERE  BE  ANYTHING  IN  THIS  EDITION 
WHICH  MAY  GIVE  OFFENCE  TO  ANYONE,  OR  IF  WE  HAVE  OVERLOOKED 
ANYONE  OR  ANYTHING  WE  ONLY  ASK  REMISSION  IN  THESE  RE- 
SPECTS AS  WE  HAVE  ENDEAVORED  TO  ENUMERATE  THE  INCIDENTS 
IN  DETAIL  WITH  REFLECTIONS  OF  CHARACTER  AND  HABIT  UPON 
NO   ONE. 

To  THOSE  WHOSE  CO-OPERATION  HAS  MADE  THIS  BOOK  A  REALITY, 
WE  WISH  TO  EXPRESS  OUR  THANKS.  To  OUR  SUBSCRIBERS  WHO 
HAVE  MATERIALLY  AIDED  US.  To  OUR  FACULTY  AND  ALUMNI 
AND  INTIMATE  FRIENDS  WHO  HAVE  SO  WILLINGLY  SPENT  THEIR 
TIME     IN     CONTRIBUTING    TO    THIS     EDITION.       We     OFFER    THANKS. 

We   HAVE  AIMED  TO    EXPRESS   IN  THIS   VOLUME  THE  TRUE   SPIRIT 

of  our  School.  May  this  be  as  a  fountain  of  inspiration 
to  which  all  sons  of  c.c.d.s.  may  return  to  rfvive  their 

LOYALTY  TOWARD  THEIR  AlMA  MaTER  AND,  ABOVE  ALL,  MAKE 
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Professor  Buckley  was  born  on  a  farm  near  Lowell,  Indiana,  December  20, 
1873.  After  attending  the  grade  schools  he  entered  the  Lowell  High  School  and 
from  there  he  went  to  the  Northern  Indiana  Normal  School  (now  Valparaiso 
University).  At  twenty  years  of  age  he  began  teaching  school  at  I'almer, 
Indiana,  and  also  taught  for  three  years  at  <  Irchard  <  Irove,  Indiana.  During  the 
summer  months  he  spent  the  time  at  the  Normal  School  at  Valparaiso,  or  doing 
special  work  at  Crown  Point,  Indiana,  where  Teachers'  In>titutes  were  held. 

In  the  summer  of  1894  while  he  was  studying  botany  and  zoology  at  Val- 
paraiso, he  was  thrown  more  or  less  in  contact  with  the  class  in  pharmacy  and 
began  to  take  an  interest  in  the  work.  In  1895  he  entered  the  drug  store  of  Mr. 
George  W.  Waters  of  Lowell,  a  very  methodical  and  painstaking  man,  where  the 
future  professor  of  Materia  Medica  and  Therapeutics  received  a  most  excellent 
training  in  system  and  orderliness  which  has  stood  him  in  good  hand  to  this  day. 

While  working  in  the  drug  store  he  took  a  course  by  mail  in  Pharmacy  and 
Chemistry  by  the  late  Professor  C.  N.  S.  Hallberg,  of  Chicago.  In  1896  he  took 
the  "Pharmacy  Course"  at  Valparaiso,  graduating  in  August  of  that  year.  The 
same  fall  he  entered  the  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Surgery,  and  as  pharmacy 
graduates  were  then  given  credit  for  one  year,  he  was  graduated  in  dentistry  in 
the  spring  of  1898.  During  his  attendance  at  the  dental  school  he  assisted  Pro- 
fessor J.  N.  Roe  in  the  Chemistry  Department,  having  charge  of  the  laboratory 
work  in  experimental  and  analytical  chemistry.  He  continued  in  this  work  up  to 
11)03,  an(1  Ior  three  years  previously  he  also  assisted  the  late  Professor  A.  W. 
Harlan  in  teaching  Materia  Medica  to  the  Juniors. 

In  1903  he  was  offered  and  accepted  the  position  of  Professor  of  Materia 
Medica  and  Therapeutics  in  the  College  of  Dentistry.  University  of  Illinois,  filling 
the  chair  for  one  year.  At  that  time  Doctor  Harlan,  who  had  held  the  chair  of 
Materia  Medica  and  Therapeutics  in  the  C.  C.  D.  S.  from  its  inception,  decided 
to  move  to  New  York  City,  when  the  position  was  tendered  to  Dr.  Buckle}  and 
accepted  by  him.  He  has  taught  in  this  capacity  in  the  college  from  that  time  to 
the  present. 

In  1898,  shortly  after  entering  in  practice  in  Chicago,  Dr.  Buckley  married 
Miss  Jennie  M.  Snyder,  and  they  have  one  son,  Clarence  Elmore  Buckley,  who  is 
thirteen  years  of  age.     The  home  residence  is  505  Fair  <  )aks  .Avenue.  (  )ak  Park. 

Professor  Buckley  was  President  of  the  Alumni  Association,  C.  C.  D.  S.,  in 
1902  ;  President  of  the  (  Idontographic  Society  of  Chicago  in  1904  ;  and  is  now 
1916  President  of  the  Illinois  State  Dental  Society.  In  11)07-8  he  edited  the 
Dental  Digest,  and  in  H)C<)  he  brought  out  the  first  edition  of  his  book  "Modern 
Dental  Materia  Medica  Pharmacology  and  Therapeutics,''  which  has  already 
run  into  the  third  edition.  He  is  a  member  of  Delta  Sigma  Delta  Fraternity,  and 
a  past  Crand  Master  of  the  Chicago  Auxiliary.  He  is  a  Royal  Arch  Mason  and 
past  Master  of  Hesperia  Lodge,  Number  411,  A.  F.  and  A.  M.     He  is  also  a 


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member  of  the  Second  Presbyterian  Church  of  Oak  Park :  the  Chicago  Athletic 
Association  ;  the  Chicago  Automobile  Club ;  and  the  Colonial  Club  of  Oak  Park. 
In  thus  recounting  briefly  the  activities  of  Professor  Buckleys  the. merest  out- 
line has  been  given.  He  has  read  numerous  papers  before  different  dental  organi- 
zations, bringing  out  new  and  important  discoveries  in  practical  therapeutics. 
The  formocresol  treatment  of  pulpless  teeth,  a  method  which  has  almost  revo- 
lutionized the  management  of  putrescent  cases,  is  due  to  his  initiative,  as  well  as 
the  more  recently  introduced  desensitizing  paste  for  the  control  of  sensitive 
cavities.  He  has  compounded  many  drugs  into  preparations  for  the  treatment  of 
various  pathological  conditions  found  in  the  mouth,  and  has  thereby  been  of 
immense  service  to  the  profession  and  to  humanity.  Personally  Professor; 
Buckley  has  many  charming  attributes.  He  is  genial,  companionable  and  always 
entertaining.  As  a  public  speaker  he  is  fluent,  magnetic  and  interesting.  Apt  in 
his  illustrations,  ready  in  his  wit,  and  convincing  in  his  logic,  he  never  fails  to 
hold  his  audience  in  rapt  attention.  In  all  those  various  qualities  which  go  to 
make  a  man  useful  to  the  world  and  of  service  to  his  fellowman,  the  subject  of 
our  sketch  stands  out  in  bold  relief.  Daily  he  is  contributing  to  the  sum  total 
(if  human  advancement  and  efficiency,  and  this  is  the  highest  function  that  any 
man  can  achieve. 


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Thru   three  long  years  of  toil 

Watching   our   every   step, 

Freely   you   give   the   spoils 

To  us,  to  use  and  profit  by. 

To  build  up  altars  where  ambitions  fires 

Burning  low,   suddenly   flame   so  bright. 

And  then  we  see  in  each  of  you 

A  mirage  to  guard  us  through  life's  night. 

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Truman  W.  Brophy  (Delta  Sigma  Delta), 
Dean  of  the  Faculty  and  Protessor 
of  Oral  Surgery.  , 

D.D.S.,  Pennsylvania  College  of  Dental 

Surgery. 
M.D.,  Rush  Medical  College,  1880. 
L.L.D..  Lake  Forest  U. 
One  of  the  founders  of  the  Chicago  Col- 
lege of  Dental  Surgery.     Dean  of  the 
Faculty    and    Professor  of   Oral   Sur- 
gery, 1883. 


Henry  Baker  Brown,  President  of   Valpa- 
raiso University. 
A.M.  National  Normal  University  (Leb- 
anon, Ohio ),  1871. 
Founder    and     first     President     of     the 
Northern  Indiana  Normal  School,  the 
name  of  which   was  changed  in    1.9 14 
to  Valparaiso  University. 


.  N.  Johnson  (Delta  Sigma  Delta),  Dean 
of  Students  and  Professor  of  Oper- 
ative Dentistry. 
L.  D.   S..  Royal  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
geons, 1 88 1. 
D.D.S..  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery. 1885. 
M.A.,    Lake    Forest    University.     1S06. 
Professor  of  ( )perative  Dentistry,   1890. 


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William   L.   Copeland    (  Psi   Omega),   Pro- 
fessor   of    Anatomy.      Secretary    of 
the  College. 
M.D.C.M.,      McGill,      1872.      M.R.C.S.. 
Royal  College  of  Surgeons   (  London  ) , 
1873.     Professor  of  Anatomy,  1884. 


Calvin  S.  Case   (Delta  Sigma  Delta),  P 
fessor  of  Orthodontia. 
D.D.S.,  Ohio  Dental  College,  1871. 
M.D.,  University  of  Michigan,  1884. 
Professor  of  (  Irthodontia,   1891. 


W.  H.  G.  Logan  (  Delta  Sigma  Delta),  Pro- 
fessor of   Oral   Pathology.     Associ- 
ate Professor  of  Oral   Surgery. 
D.D.S.,  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery, 1896.     M.D.,  Chicago  College  of 
Medicine   and    Surgery.    1904.  ■  Asso- 
ciate Professor  of  Oral  Surgery.  1899. 
Professor  of  Oral  Pathology,    1901. 


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J.    Xewton    Roe,    Professor   of    Chemistry 
and  Metallurgy,  and  Business  Man- 
ager 
A.M.,     Valparaiso     University.       Sc.D., 
Valparaiso  University.     Ph.G.,  North- 
western   University.      Organized    Col- 
lege of  Pharmacy,  Valparaiso  Univer- 
sity,   1893.     And    Chicago   College   of 
Medicine  and  Surgery,  1002.     Profes- 
sor of  Chemistry  and  Metallurgy,  and 
Business  Manager,  1895. 


J.   P.   Buckley    (Delta  Sigma   Delta),   Pro- 
fessor    of     Materia     Meclica     and 
Therapeutics. 
Ph.G.,      Valparaiso      University,      1896. 
D.D.S.,  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery,    1898.       Professor    of     Materia 
Medica  and  Therapeutics,   1894. 


.  P.  Roach  (Delta  Sigma  Delta),  Pro- 
fessor of  Prosthetic  Dentistry. 

D.D.S.,  Northwestern  University,  1894. 
Clinical  Professor  of  Prosthetic  Den- 
tistry and   Porcelain  Art.   kjio. 


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Robert  E.  MacBoyle,  Instructor  in  (  )pera- 
tive  and   Prosthetic   Dentistry. 
D.D.S..  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery,   1900.      Instructor    in    Operative 
and  Prosthetic  Dentistry,  1901. 


T.  L.  Grisaraore  (Delta  Sigma  Delta).  As- 
sociate Professor  of  Orthodontia. 
Ph.G.,      Valparaiso      University,      1896. 
D.D.S.,    Chicago    College    of    Dental 
Surgery,    1898.      Associate    Professor 
of   (  )rthodontia,    1008. 


Charles   H.   DeW'itt.   Professor  of   bacteri- 
ology and   Histology. 
A. P.,  Valparaiso  University,  1898.    M.S., 
Valparaiso  University,   1905.     Profes- 
sor   of     Bacteriology     and     Histology, 
1903. 


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Charles  Envin  Jones  (Delta  Sigma  Delta), 
Registrar. 
B.S.,     Ruskin    College,     1897.       D.D.S., 
University  of  Illinois,  1900.     Registrar 
of  the  College.  1915. 


William  D.  Zosthout,   Professor  of  Physi- 
ology. 
A.B.,   Hope  College.   1S93.     Ph.D.,  Uni- 
versity   of   Chicago,    1898.      Professor 
of  Physiology,  1912. 


R.    Watt     (Delta    Sigma    Delta).     In- 
structor in   Prosthetic  Dentistry. 
D.D.S.,  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery,   1896.      Instructor    in    Prosthetic 
Dentistry,  1897. 


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.    G.    Puterbaugh    ( Delta    Sigma    Delta ) , 
Instructor    in    ( )perative    Dentistry, 
Anaesthesia,   and    Superintendent   of 
Examination  Room. 
D.D.S..  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery, 1902.     M.D.,  Chicago  College  of 
Medicine     and     Surgery.     1912.       In- 
structor  in    Operative    Dentistry,    An- 
aesthesia,   and    Superintendent   of    Ex- 
amination Room,   1908. 


J.  L.  Kendall  (  Psi  Omega),  Associate  Pro- 
fessor of  Chemistry  and  Metallurgy, 

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M.D.,    University    of    Kentucky, 
Ph.G.,     Valparaiso     University, 
E.S.,     Valparaiso     University, 
Associate  Professor  of  Chemistry  and 
Metallurgy.  1913. 


1008. 
1895. 
1894. 


R.  I.  DeReimer  (Delta  Sigma  Delta),  As- 
sistant in  Oral  Surgery. 
D.D.S.,  Chicago  College  of  Dental   Sur- 
gery, 1906.   Assistant  in  Oral  Surgery, 
1909. 


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Leonard    C.    Borland    (Psi    Omega),    In- 
structor in  Anatomv. 
M.D.,  Rush  Medical  College,  1887.   L.P., 
State  of  Illinois,   1883.     Instructor  in 
Anatomy,    i8qo. 


John   E.   Kolar    (Delta   Sigma   Delta).    In- 
structor in  Operative  Technics. 
D.D.S.,  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery,   1913.     Demonstrator  in   Innrm- 
ary,  1913. 


Carl    Martin   Cahill    (Delta   Sigma  Delta  1. 
Associate      Professor     of      Materia 
Medica  and  Therapeutic.--. 
Fh.G.,    Valparaiso    University.      D.D.S., 
Chicago'   College    of    Dental    Surgery. 
Associate  Professor  of   Materia  Med- 
ica and  Therapeutics,  1915. 


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Carl  A.  Hallie,  Demonstrator  in  Infirmary. 
D.D.S.,  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery, 1912.     B.A.,  University  of  Val- 
paraiso,   1898.      Demonstrator    in    In- 
firmary, 1912. 


J.  E.  Schaffer  (  Xi  Psi  Phi),  Instructor  in 
Prosthetic   Dentistry. 
D.D.S..  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery, 1 9 1 7 .    L.L.B.,  Chicago  Kent  Col- 
lege   of    Law,     1913.       Instructor    in 
Prosthetic  Dentistry,  1917. 


W.  A.  Danielson   (Psi  Omega).  Instructor 
in   Pathology  and  Histology. 
M.D.,  Chicago  College  of  Medicine  and 
Surgery,    1915.      B.S.,    University    of 
Nebraska. 


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W.  W.  Evans  (Delta  Sigma  Delta),  Dem- 
onstrator in    Infirmary. 
D.D.S.,  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery, 1912. 


E.  E.  Harwood  (Delta  Sigma  Delta),  Dem- 
onstrator in  Infirmary. 
D.D.S.,  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery, 1914. 


Irwin  G,  Jirka  ( Psi  Omega),  Instructor  in 
Anatomy. 
D.D.S.,  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery, iqio.  Prosector  in  Anatomy, 
Chicago  College  of  Dental  Surgery, 
iqio.  Assistant  Demonstrator  in 
Anatomy,  University  of  Illinois,  Den- 
tal School,  uji  1. 


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L.  C.  Emenheiser,  Instructor  in  Physiology. 
M.D.,  Chicago  College  of  Medicine  and 
Surgery,   1915.     B.S.,  Chicago  College 
of  Medicine  and  Surgery,  191 5. 


A.  Brom  Allen  (Delta  Sigma  Delta).  Dem- 
onstrator in  Extracting. 
D.D.S.,  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery, 1892. 


X.     Smeltzer     (Delta    Sigma    Delta),     In- 
structor in  Dental  Anatomy.     Dem- 
onstrator in  Infirmary. 
D.D.S.,  Chicago  College  of  Dental   Sur- 
gery,   1915. 


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\.   W.    Ford    (Xi   Psi   Phi),  Demonstrator 
in   Infirmary. 
D.D.S.,  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery, 19 1 4, 


J.  L.  Meredith,  Delta  Sigma  Delta),  Dem- 
onstrator in  Infirmary. 
D.D.S.,  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery, 19 1 3. 


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P.    G.   Wium,   Demonstrator  in    Plate   De- 
partment. 
D.D.S.,  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Sur- 
gery, 1915. 


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Members  of  the  Faculty:  We,  the  students  of  Chicago  College  of  Dental 
Surgery  wish  to  extend  our  utmost  regards  and  thanks  to  you  for  the  noble 
efforts  you  are  extending  in  our  behalf  and  in  behalf  of  humanity  at  large,  and 
can  find  no  place  so  convenient  as  our  1910  volume  of  the  Dentos. 

We  wish  to  thank  you  for  the  patience  with  which  you  correct  our  sometimes 
ludicrous  mistakes,  and  we  ask  your  pardon  for  our  few  sleepy  hours  during 
lecture,  and  assure  you  that  such  is  no  fault  of  yours  ;  also  we  wish  to  sav  that 
whatever  mischief  is  committed  it  is  in  no  manner  a  discourtesy  to  you,  but  just 
an  overabundance  of  youthful  vigor,  or  in  Dr.  Kendall's  words,  potential  energy, 
which  must  in  some  way  become  kinetic.  We  regrt.  the  absence  of  a  more  suita- 
ble place  where  we  can  congregate  and  expel  that  energy,  but  as  such  is  not  the 
case  we  ask  your  forbearance.  Altogether  the  text  of  our  tribute  to  you  is  that 
no  unseeming  act  of  our  student  body  is  in  any  way  a  slam  or  a  knock  upon  your 
individual  knowledge  of  the  subject  or  your  ability  to  portray  the  same. 

Therefore,  in  consideration  of  the  above,  we,  the  student  body  of  the  Chicago 
College  of  Dental  Surgery,  once  more  extend  to  you  our  best  wishes,  and  beg  of 
you  to  continue  your  service  to  us  and  those  who  follow  until  we  ourselves  are 
able  to  take  your  place  and  relieve  you  from  your  post  of  duty. 

Always  remembering  that  in  our  lives  as  practitioners  we  will  have  nothing 
but  praise  for  you  who  have  done  so  much  for  us. 

We  remain,  earnestly  yours. 

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Henry  B.  Brown,  A.   M President 

Truman  W.  Brophy,  M.  D.,  D.  D.  S.,  LL.D Dean  of  Faculty 

C.  M.  Johnson,  M.  A.,  L.  D.  S.,  D.  D.  S Dean  of  Students 

\V.  L.  Copeland.  M.  I)..  C.  M.,  M.  R.  C.  S Secretary 

J.  Newton  Roe,  A.  M.,  Sc.  D.,  Ph.  G Business  Manager 

C.  E.  Jones,   II.  S.,  D.  D.  S Registrar 

Mrs.  D.  Prestley In  charge  of  Plate  Department 

Mrs.  C.  E.  Allen Chief  Supply  Clerk 

Miss  Mary   Flynn Assistant  Supply  Clerk 

Mrs.  J.   II.   Graham Librarian 

M  iss  J  i'lia  W'ittman Cashier  and  Stenographer 

Miss  Ethel  Miller Usher 

I.   W.    F.   Kossmann Curator   of   College    Building 


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Michael  Alexander  (Freshman) 


They  lived  among  us  for  a  fleeting  day  ; 

They  grasped  our  hands,  walked  with  us  on  our  way 

We  heard  their  voices,  we  caught  their  sunny  .smiles. 

And  all  the  world  was  brighter  for  a  while. 

The  days  are  dark,  our  breasts  are  full  of  pain. 

But  in  this  deepest  loss  there  is  a  gain. 

For  ere  the  shadow  of  that  sad  end. 

We  learned  to  know  them,  and  to  call  each  friend. 


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Here's  to  the  Grads.  of  bygone  years, 
Be  they  old  and  gray-haired  or  young. 

I  hey  are  toilsomely  climbing  the  ladder  of  success. 
Behind  them  Dame  Failure  is  flung. 

So  onward  they  toil  and  continue  to  strive, 
What  fame  they  have  won  they  deserve. 

They  have  faced  many  failures  and  dangerous  pits, 
But   have  won  thru  a  strong  heart  and  nerve. 

And  now,  boys,  they  stand  as  a  motto  for  us: 
Follow  them  if  you  wish  everlasting  success. 

"Do  your  work  with  a  conscience  and  zest, 
And  always  remember  old  L.  C.  1  >.  S." 

So  here's  honor  and  praise  to  the  old  ( irads.. 

So  loyal  where  ere  they  may  go. 
Here's  hoping  that  when  we're  their  age.  bovs. 

We'll  have  just  such  a  record  to  show. 


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Officers,  of  Alumni  &££octatton 

A.  M.  Hewett,  D.  D.  S President 

W.  I.  Carlson,  D.  D.  S First  Vice-President 

F.  P.  Jenkin,  D.  D.  S Second  Vice-President 

P.  G.  Puterbauoii,  M.  U..  D.  D.  S Secretary 

J.  E.  Schaefek,  LL.I!.,  D.  D.  S Treasurer 

EXECUTIVE  COMMITTEE 
A.  E.  De  Reimer,  D.  D.  S.     C.  E.  Jones.,  B.  S.,  D.  D.  S.     F.  F.  Molt,  D.  D.  S. 


W$t  gUumnt  gteoctatton 

By  J.  P.  Buckley. 

The  Alumni  Association  of  the  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Surgery :  what  can 
truthfully  be  said  of  it?  Everything.  That  is.  everything  that  is  good,  inspiring, 
uplifting.  If  it  be  true,  as  is  generally  recognized  in  the  profession  of  dentistry, 
that  the  C.  C.  D.  S.  is  not  only  one  of  the  largest  but  one  of  the  best  dental  schools 
in  America,  then  it  must  be  admitted  that  its  success  is  due.  in  no  small  measure, 
to  the  loyalty  of  its  Alumni. 

In  this  age  of  tempestuous  warfare  the  word  "loyalty"  is  used  more  often,  and 
its  true  meaning  is  more  fully  appreciated  than  ever  before.  The  dictionary  gives 
as  a  synonym  of  loyalty  the  word  "fidelity,"  and  as  synonyms  of  fidelitv  we  find 
such  words  as  "faithfulness,  honesty,  integrity."  So  that  when  we  say  that  the 
success  of  our  Alma  Mater  is  due  largely  to  the  loyalty  of  its  Alumni,  we  mean 
that  every  graduate  of  the  institution  has  been  honest  and  faithful  to  the  College. 
and  their  integrity  in  this  respect,  at  least,  has  never  been  questioned.  Some  of 
the  graduates  may  have  fallen  into  unethical  practices,  and  these  are  few,  indeed, 
but  it  may  be  said  that  even  these  men  have  remained  loyal  to  their  Alma  Mater. 

There  must  be  a  reason  for  this  manifested  loyalty  on  the  part  of  the  gradu- 
ates of  the  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Surgery.  The  College  was  organized 
thirty-four  years  ago  by  our  present  Dean.  Doctor  Truman  W.  Brophy,  and  a 
few  co-workers.     During  all  of  these  years  Doctor  Brophy  has  been  the  guiding 


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spirit  of  the  institution.  lie  has  a  keen  insight  into  the  lives  and  character  of  men, 
and  has  wisely  used  this  trait  in  the  selection  of  his  associates  on  the  faculty.  In 
all  but  a  few  instances  the  members  of  the  faculty  are  graduates  of  the  College, 
and  Doctor  Brophy  has  never  lost  an  opportunity  to  speak  a  good  word  or  do  a 
kind  act  for  his  graduates  whenever  and  wherever  the  opportunity  presented.  In 
brief,  our  Dean  has  been  loyal  to  his  students  and  to  his  graduates;  and  this 
loyalty  has  radiated  to.  and  manifested  itself  among,  the  Alumni.  It  is  not  difficult, 
therefore,  to  find  the  reason  why  the  graduates  of  the  C.  C.  D.  S.  have  remained 
faithful  to  their  Alma  Mater. 

A  short  time  since  I  was  riding  through  the  streets  of  the  city  of  Louisville, 
Kentucky.  Just  as  we  were  entering  Cherokee  Park  my  attention  was  called  to 
the  statue  of  a  man  sitting  upon  a  horse.  I  was  told  that  this  was  a  peculiar 
statue;  and  as  I  looked  at  it  I  saw  that  while  it  was  beautiful,  I  could  not  discern 
anything  singularly  peculiar  about  it.  So  I  asked  why  it  was  peculiar.  The  reply 
came  that  it  represents  a  man  who  did  a  great  deal  for  the  park  system  of  Louis- 
ville, and  that  the  man  is  still  living  in  that  city.  Monuments  are  usually  erected 
and  flowers  are  generally  given  after  one  is  dead.  In  this  respect  that  statue  had 
an  individuality  of  its  own.  .After  we  had  returned  from  the  trip  to  the  meeting 
place  where  I  was  to  deliver  a  lecture,  a  dentist  present  asked  for  the  privilege 
of  showing  a  patient,  a  hoy  of  about  fifteen  years  of  age,  who  had  been  horn 
with  a  cleft  palate  and  a  harelip.  He  described  the  case  as  being  the  worst  he  had 
ever  seen.  This  boy  had  been  operated  upon  in  Chicago  about  three  weeks  pre- 
vious, and  the  result  was  simply  marvelous.  That  operation  was  performed  1>\ 
the  Master  (  )ral  Surgeon,  our  Dean,  Doctor  Brophy.  As  I  examined  the  case 
with  the  others  present,  I  thought  of  the  monument  to  the  living  man.  which  1 
had  just  seen;  and  I  thought,  too,  that  if  any  man  deserves  a  monument  while  he 
still  lives,  for  what  he  has  done  for  deformed  and  suffering  humanity,  that  man  is 
Doctor  Truman  W.  Brophy.  And  as  Dr.  *  )ttolengui,  editor  of  the  Dental  Items 
of  Interest,  once  said,  "<  In  his  monument  there  should  be  no  name:  simply  these 
words  inscribed:  'He  Made  Little  Children  Speak',  and  the  world  would  know 
to  whom  it  was  erected." 

As  an  Alumnus,  I  can  say  that  we  are  proud  of  our  Dean;  we  are  proud  of 
our  Alma  Mater;  as  a  member  of  the  faculty,  I  can  say  we  are  proud  ot  our 
Alumni  Association.  If  each  graduate  is  not  already  a  subscriber  to  the  Bur,  the 
Alumni  journal,  they  should  subscribe  for  it  at  once.  It  is  managed  and  edited  by 
two  of  our  fellow  Alumni,  and  will  keep  you  posted  on  the  affairs  of  the  College. 
In  closing,  I  will  simply  say  that  I  trust  your  loyalty  for  our  Alma  Mater  will 
never  be  lessened,  and  that  each  Alumnus  will  follow  the  advice  of  Ruskin  when 
he  said:  "Cain  all  the  knowledge  you  can,  and  then  use  it  for  the  highest 
purpose." 


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MRS.    PRESTLEY. 

In    Cliarge   of    Plate    Department. 

She  is  very  small  and  tiny, 

And  her  desk  is  always   shiny. 

For  she   always   keeps   her  office   nice  and   neat ; 

But  she  never  will  get  troubled, 

Even  tho'  the  patients  grumble, 

Because  her  way  of  pleasing  people  can't  be  beat. 


MRS.  ALLEN, 

Chief    Supply    Clerk. 

If  a   grain  of  gold  you're  missing, 

She  simply  says,  "Now   Listen, 

You'd  better  find  it  quick  and  bring  it  here." 

But  for  all  her  frowns  and  fussing, 

She  really  does  mean  nothing, 

For  you  couldn't  find  her  equal  in  a  year. 


MISS    FLVNX. 

Assistant  Supply  Clerk. 

If    you're    in    an    awful    hurry. 

And  your  patient  in  a  flurry. 

And  you  want  to  get  that  old  root  fill  in ; 

You  just  can't  keep   from   stopping. 

To  do  a  little  talking, 

Cause  there  never  was  a  smile  like  Miss  Flvnn. 


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MRS.  GRAHAM, 

Librarian. 

In  her  every  way  and  action 

She   has   a   simply   charming   fashion 

Of  making  friends  with  everybody  around. 

You  simply  can't   forget  her, 

When   once  you've  really  met  her. 

For  Mrs.   Graham's  equal  can't  be  found. 


MISS   WITTMANN, 

Cashier  and  Stenographer. 

When  it  Gomes   to  counting  money. 
It  really  strikes  me  funny. 

How  readily  she  can  tell  how  much  we  owe : 
She  can  count  our  checks  and  bank  drafts. 
Cancel    notes    and    issue    contracts: 
We  have  to  marvel  at  how  much  Miss  Wittmann 
knows. 


MISS    MILLER, 
LTsher. 
You've  simply  got  to  wonder 
How   she   gets   each    fellow's   number. 
And  she  never  loses  track  of  patients  there ; 
She's    full    of   information    at   her   telephone   and 

station, 
We'll  hand  it  to  you  Ethel,  You're  a  "Bear." 


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R.  M.  Kelly Business   Manager 

R.  W.  Lee Subscription  Manager 

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J.  A.  Pope,  R.  H.  Legget Art  Editors 


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The  Freshmen  all  rave  of  dissecting  and  Lab., 

From  the  Juniors  comes  never  a  laugh; 
The  Seniors  may  also  have  reason  to  crab. 

But  thev're  all  care-free  compared  with  the  Staff. 
ihe  r/ acuity,  too,  have  their  troubles  galore — 

Getting  attention  and  watching  the  roll  call ; 
And  we  students  make  some  ridiculous  mistakes — 

in  tact,  something  worries  them  all. 
But  worse  than  the  burdens  of  these,  we  can  find 

The  woes  of  this  tormented  Staff; 
Of  any  and  every  and  various  kind, 

Of  our  sorrows  f  couldn't  tell  half. 
Of  prices  and  prints  and  engravings  v\  e  rave, 

Till  others  just  laugh  while  we  moan  ; 
i  )f  rushing  the  Seniors  down  to  Roots  Cave, 

And  coaxing  the  subscriber  to  come  clean  with  the  bones. 
Then  weary,  but  willing  the  hours  we  spend 

<  In  that  wonderful,  heart-rending  store 
Of  poems  and  stories  our  friends  all  send  in, 

But.  alas!  the  next  day  brings  still  more. 
There's  pictures  to  take  and  there's  ads  to  get. 

And  write-ups  to  suit  every  call ; 
There's  posters  to  make,  and  even  yet 

It  seems  we  will  never  get  all. 
Ob.  ours  is  a  sad  and  solemn  fate — 

We  'work  and  we  struggle  and  yearn  ; 
Our  book  goes  to  press  and  we  breathe  free  again 

'Till  the  work  of  our  tired  brains  returns. 
"The  annual  has  come — let's  see  what  it's  like !" 

"Oh,  why  did  the)'  not  do  it  right?" 
"I'm  sure  I  could  do  lots  better  than  that." 

"Those  drawings  are  simply  a  fright." 
Will  this  be  the  greeting  our  labors  will  get, 

Or  will  it  be  just  the  reverse? 
Do  give  us  a  little  praise,  if  you  can. 

For  remember — it  might  have  been  worse. 
So,  reader,  just  think,  when  this  book"  you  read, 

How  toilsome  the  hours  we've  passed  through  ; 
We've  worried  and  worked  till  we've  nigh  lost  our  wits, 

But  we'd  do  it  again  just  for  you. 

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Three  years  of  battle,  toil  and  strife, 

Each  day  a  clearer  vision  given. 

Each  a  little  nearer  seemed  to  come 

The  goal  for  which  we  all  had  striven. 

At  last  the  day  had  come, 

And  here,  they  mused,  "our  battles  won." 

But  guiding  hands  which  lead  them  thru  those  years  of  toil 

Merely  smiled  and  said,  "You've  just  begun — the  world's  your  spoils. 


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S.  B.   Ritnee President 

M .  R.  Worley Vice-President 

A.  J.  Foutz Second  Vice-President 

H.  B.  Gorrell Valedictorian 

J.  Butt   Historian 

W.  D.  Roy Chairman  Executive  Committee 

E.  E.  Sharon Secretary  Executive  Committee 

MEMBERS 

II.    D.   Weaver  J.   Cox  P.    S.   Tmv 

F.  H.  Craycroft Secretary 

J.  Donalin   Treasurer 

F.  G.  Framheim Prophet 

C.  A.  Tomasek Sergeant-at-Arms 

H.  B.  Smith 


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E.  L.  Aison,  "Cement,"  was  born  at  Constanti- 
nople, in  1886.  He  later  moved  to  Petrograd,  Rus- 
sia, and  received  his  preliminary  education  at  this 
place.  He  also  attended  school  in  New  York.  The 
man  with  the  lady's  voice  will  practice  in  Russia, 
and  we  all  wish  him  every  success. 


Tom  Rexford  Allen  (Delta  Sigma  Delta).  "Al- 
kali" was  born  at  St.  Lawrence.  S.  D.,  in  1888,  and 
later  moved  to  Fargo.  S.  D.  He  obtained  his  early 
education  at  a  high  school  of  Granite  Falls,  Minn. 
He   intends   to   locate   in   the   Lone   Star   State. 


Teiryo  Aoki,  Naganoken,  Japan.  Teiryo  Aoki  was 
1  orn  in  Naganoken.  Japan,  in  1893,  graduated  from 
Suwa  Middle  School,  which  is  a  five-year  course, 
and  also  Nippon  Dental  College  in  Tokio.  Teiryo 
will  go  back  to  the  flowery  kingdom  in  Japan  after 
leaving  the  C.  C.  D.  S.  and  locate  there. 


E.  H.  Backstrom  ( Xi  Psi  Phi),  "Becky,"  Muske- 
gon, Mich.  Vice  President  (1),  President  (2), 
Dentos  Committee  (1).  Born  in  1893.  ar>d  re- 
ceived his  early  education  in  Muskegon  High  School. 
Whatever  put  the  idea  of  dentistry  into  his  head, 
nobody  knows,  but  he  surely  will  make  "some 
Dent"  when  the  people  of  Michigan  receive  him. 
At  the  end  of  his  junior  year  "Becky"  "got  spliced" 
and  brought  her  back  with  him  so  that  none  of  the 
lights  saw  little  Edward  without  the  consent  of 
friend  wife. 


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H.  F.  Barclay  (Delta  Sigma  Delta).  Newark.  Ohio. 
"Dad"  once  worked  on  a  railroad  but  thought  he 
would  rather  be  a  school  teacher.  He  taught  in 
Muskegon  High  until  coming  with  us  to  learn  to 
relieve  those  who  suffer.  "Dad"  is  O.  K.  He  con- 
templates matrimony  soon,  and  we  extend  our  con- 
gratulations and  wish  him   every   success   in   Peoria. 


F.  W.  Bartow.  "Shorty"  ( Xi  Psi  Phi).  "Shorty" 
was  born  at  Pontiac,  Mich.,  in  1892.  Later  moved 
to  Pigeon.  Mich.  "Shorty"  received  his  early  edu- 
cation at  Pontiac.  After  he  felt  himself  sufficiently 
educated  he  decided  upon  dentistry  as  a  profession. 
His   location    is   undecided. 


E.  A.  Belanyi.  "Bert,"  the  big  guy.  with  the  voice 
of  the  class,  was  born  at  Vienna,  Austria,  in  1895. 
He  received  his  preliminary  education  in  the  schools 
of  Chicago.     He  intends  to  locate  in   Chicago. 


Jesse  R.  Bennett,  Michigan  City.  Ind.  Benny  was 
born  in  Tyner,  Ind..  in  the  year  1889,  and  graduated 
from  the  public  schools  of  that  town.  After  this  he 
was  employed  as  steel  inspector  for  railroads.  Ben- 
nie  will  undoubtedly  he  a  success  wdiere  he  intends 
to  locate,  which  will  be  somewhere  in  Indiana. 


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A.  S.  Bensend  (Delta  Sigma  Delta).  "Al."  the 
quiet  man  of  the  class,  was  born  at  Turtle  Lake, 
Wis.,  in  1889.  He  received  his  early  education  at 
Turtle  Lake  and  Tolands  Business  College  of  La 
Crosse,  Wis.  He  also  attended  Valparaiso  Univer- 
sity.     He   will    locate   in   Wisconsin. 


Herbert  Alonzo  Berry,  Utah.  Berry  was  born 
somewhere  in  southern  Utah  in  18S4.  He  came  to 
school  from  St.  Johns,  Arizona.  He  attended  the 
Brigham  Young  University  in  Provo,  LTtah.  He  has 
a  wife  and  four  children.    He  will  locate  in  Arizona. 


J.  M.  Besser  (  Xi  Psi  Phi).  "Jack"  was  born  at  Mt. 
Pleasant,  Iowa,  and  later  moved  to  Burlington, 
Iowa.  He  received  his  early  education  at  Mt.  Pleas- 
ant, and  after  graduating"  from  high  school  he  de- 
cided to  take  up  dentistry.  "Jack"  is  a  favorite  of 
all  of  us. 


Edward  T.  Black,  Medford,  Oregon.  "Whitie"  was 
born  in  the  Lone  Star  State,  Taylor.  Texas;  grad- 
uated from  the  Medford.  Oregon,  High  School. 
"Whitie"  is  a  thorough  student  and  a  good  workman. 
He  intends  to   locate   in   Oregon. 


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A.  Blase  Anapleotes,  Athens.  Greece.  "Tony" 
was  born  at  Athens,  in  18S2.  His  preliminary  edu- 
cation was  received  at  Athens  and  at  Valparaiso 
University.  He  came  to  us  in  1913  and  we  expect 
him  to  "blaze"  forth  in  dentistry  in  Chicago. 


Bronislous  T.  Bona.  Chicago,  111.  "B.  B."  was 
born  at  Chicago  in  1892  and  received  his  preliminary 
education  at  the  St.  Stanslaus  College  of  Chicago. 
"B.   B."  intends  to  locate  in  Chicago. 


Edward  E.  Brossman,  Martinsville,  111.  "Farmer 
Bross"  was  born  in  Martinsville,  111.,  Dec.  22,  1891. 
He  attended  the  grades  and  high  school  of  his  home 
town.      He    expects    to    locate    in    Martinsville. 


IK  L.  Broun  ( Xi  Psi  Phi).  "Brownie"  was  born 
in  Chicago,  III,  in  1885.  He  received  early  education 
in  Chicago  at  the  Division  High  School.  "Brownie" 
is  a  quiet,  peaceful  fellow,  and  everyone  knows  that 
still  water  runs  deep,  so  we'll  expect  to  hear  more 
of  him  in  practice. 


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Wilbert  E.  Burke,  Aloinston,  Ont,  Canada,  Psi 
Omega.  Wilbert  was  born  on  March  25,  1893,  at 
Alvinston,  Ont.  He  is  a  live  wire,  which  the 
teachers  at  C.  C.  D.  S.  found  out,  as  well  as  those 
at  Aloinston  High  School  where  he  received  his 
preliminary  education.  He  is  a  "home"  man,  mar- 
ried, and  is  one  of  our  proud  fathers.  He  will 
locate  with   his   family  in   the  good   state   of   Idaho. 


Joseph  Butt  was  born  in  New  York  City  in  1S88. 
He  later  moved  to  Plainfield,  N.  J.,  and  now  claims 
this  place  his  home  town.  Butt  is  a  master  with  the 
pen  and  his  cartoons  cannot  be  surpassed.  For  the 
last  two  years  he  has  served  on  the  Deutos  Board 
as  Cut  Editor  and  last  year  was  Associate  Editor. 
He  is  the  Senior  Class  Historian.  Before  coming  to 
study  dentistry  he  graduated  from  the  New  York 
Technical  Institution  and  worked  seven  years  as  a 
draftsman. 


A.  F.  Carr.  "Ford"  was  born  at  Minneapolis, 
Wis.,  in  1895,  and  later  moved  to  Chicago  and  grad- 
uated from  the  Crane  Technical  School  of  Chicago. 
He  then  took  three  years  of  Pharmacy  but  later  de- 
cided upon  Dentistry.  He  is  associate  to  Dr.  Gris- 
more  in  the  Junior  Laboratory.  He  also  is  a  plate 
expert ;  in  fact,  on  a  whole,  a  good,  all-around  work- 
man.    He  intends  to  practice  in  Chicago. 


Harry  E.  Carroll,  our  moving  picture  operator, 
was  born  at  Chicago,'  III,  in  1887,  but  attended  High 
School  at  Lafayette,  Ind.  Upon  deciding  Dentistry 
was  better  than  being  an  operator  of  moving  pic- 
tures, he  came  to  pick  on  the  C.  C.  D.  S.  He  has 
not  as  yet  decided  where  he  will  locate. 


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James  C.  Cerney,  "Jay"  (his  wife  calls  him),  was 
born  at  Chicago,  111.,  in  1894.  He  attended  the  Crane 
High  School  prior  to  entering  the  C.  C.  D.  S.  Am- 
bition and  married  life  go  together  well,  so  Jay  says. 
He  intends  to  locate   somewhere  in  Illinois. 


S.  Colom,  $XA  The  Porto  Rican  was  born  at 
Lares,  Porto  Rico.  "Santi"  made  his  appearance 
in  1893  and  received  his  education  at  the  city  in 
which  he  was  born.     He  intends  to  locate  in  Spain. 


James  Michale  Cox  (Delta  Sigma  Delta).  "Jim- 
mie"  is  one  of  our  best  students  and  a  good  fellow. 
He  acted  as  Prosector  in  the  Dissecting  room  in 
his  Junior  year  and  is  also  a  member  of  the  Senior 
Executive  Committee.  We  are  sure  he  is  going  to 
make  good  when  he  hangs  out  his  shingle  in  the 
"Old  Bay  State." 


J.  C.  Donelan  (Delta  Sigma  Delta)  was  born  at 
Springfield,  111.,  in  1895  and  graduated  from  the 
High  School  of  that  city.  Without  waiting  a  minute 
he  matriculated  at  C.  C.  D.  S.  and  now  holds  the 
office  of  Treasurer  of  the  Senior  Class.  "Donnie" 
will  locate  in  Illinois. 


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Ralph  D.  Duggen.  "Dug"  was  born  in  South 
Bend,  Ind.,  in  1896.  He  expects  to  locate  in  South 
Bend. 


C.  W.  Ellsworth.  "Cyrus"  was  born  at  Parson, 
Utah,  in  1891.  He  is  noted  for  his  wonderful  ring 
carving.  He  graduated  from  Payson  High  School 
and  will  locate  at  American  Fork,  Utah. 


Matthew  Emmons  (Delta  Sigma  Delta).  "Matt" 
first  opened  his  eyes  in  1893  at  Cutler.  111.  He 
obtained  his  early  education  at  the  school  of  this 
town.     It   is  undecided  where  he  will  locate. 


Louis  James  Endslcy  was  born  in  Hastings,  Mich., 
in  1889.  Endsley  is  a  quiet,  unassuming  chap  of 
sterling  worth.  His  preliminary  education  was  ob- 
tained at  Otsego,  Mich.  He  will  return  to  Michigan 
and  show  the  natives  some  good  dentistry. 


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Samuel  Evans.  "Ev"  was  born  at  Preston.  Idaho, 
where  he  attended  the  Oneida  Academy  and  received 
his  education.  "Ev"  then  decided  to  be  a  dentist : 
to  make  a  long  story  short,  we  have  him  with  us 
at  C.  C.  D.  S.  He  was  honored  by  being  elected 
Secretary  of  the  Senior  Class.  He  will  practice  in 
Preston,    Idaho. 


F.  J.  Fehrenbacher  (  Delta  Sigma  Delta ) .  "Fehrie" 
came  to  the  Dent  school  an  unsophisticated  youth, 
but  acquired  great  knowledge  since  his  arrival  in 
Chicago.  He  is  a  good  workman  and  if  he  decides 
to  locate  in  Chicago  will  soon  be  among  the  best  in 
that  city. 


David  M.  Fellows  ( Xi  Psi  Phi).  "Dangerous  Dan'' 
received  his  early  education  in  Riceville  High  School 
and  later  attended  the  University  of  Minnesota  for 
two  years.  It  is  still  a  mystery  what  his  object  in 
dentistry  is. 


T.  Tarran  Ferguson  (Delta  Sigma  Delta).  "Fergy." 
Walking  sticks  in  dental  schools  are  not  looked  upon 
as  raiment  of  students,  much  to  the  chagrin  of  our 
friend  "Fergy."  He  is  a  good  pal.  even  though 
guilty  of  this  breach  of  college  etiquette  initial  trip 
to  our  fountain  of  knowledge.  While  here  he  has 
met  with  great  success.  During  his  Junior  year  he 
was  editor  of  the  Dentos  and  was  chairman  of  the 
Freshman  Dentos  Committee.  He  was  also  presi- 
dent of  the  Y.  M.  C.  A.  in  his  Junior  year.  He  is 
now  Grand  Master  of  the  Delta  Sigma  Delta  Fra- 
ternitv. 


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Geo.  O.  Flath  was  born  in  Drayton,  Ont.,  in  1888. 
He  graduated  from  Church  Ferry,  N.  D.,  spent  nine 
years  in  North  Dakota  and  then  took  up  dentistry. 
For  two  years  he  was  Dr.  Kolar's  assistant  instruc- 
tor in  operative  dentistry.  He  will  practice  in 
Winnipeg,   Canada. 


A.  J.  Foutz  was  born  in  1890  at  Yuba  City,  Ariz. 
He  is  a  graduate  of  the  B.  Y.  University  High 
School  Department  of  Provo,  Utah.  Foutz  is  a 
steady,  hard-working  man,  and  is  liked  by  everyone. 
He   will  make  good  when   he   returns  to  Utah. 


M.  E.  Fox  was  born  in  Russia  in  1896.  He  at- 
tended the  Commercial  High  School  in  Russia  for 
four  years  and  was  in  the  drug  business  before  he 
came  to  C.  C.  T.  S.  He  entered  to  locate  in  Chi- 
cago. He  loves  to  play  ball  out  on  the  Wood  street 
diamond. 


Fred  J.  Framheim,  better  known  as  "Fritz,"  was 
bnm  in  St.  Paul,  Minn.  He  is  our  class  prophet 
and  we  are  wondering  just  what  he  really  thinks  is 
going  to  happen  to  our  Senior  Bunch.  Some  of 
"Fritz's"  good  work  was  to  travel  as  far  as  Texas. 
He   intends   to   locate   in   St.    Paul. 


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Edward  J.  Gagnon.  "Gag"  was  born  at  Beaver- 
ville.  111.,  in  1884,  and  is  one  of  our  good  natured 
fellows  who  would  rather  carve  an  inlay  than  plug 
gold  foil,  but  both  are  easy,  says  "Ed."  He  at- 
tended the  Valparaiso  U.  prior  to  entering  the  C.  C 
D.  S.     He  will  locate  at  Kankakee,  111. 


E.  H.  Goering  (  Psi  Omega).  "Ernie"  hails  from 
Minnesota  and  is  a  graduate  of  the  Duluth  Central 
High  School.  He  has  a  good  record  here  as  a  stu- 
dent. He  was  chairman  of  the  Freshman  Dance 
Committee  and  is  now  secretary  of  the  Psi  Omega 
Fraternity.  The  Juniors  got  well  acquainted  with 
him  as  prosector  in  dissecting.  Some  Seniors  call 
him  "Cap."  Dr.  Smeltzer  calls  him  "Hank."  He 
will   probably  locate   in   Minnesota. 


Harvey  B.  Gorrell  was  born  at  Pilot  Mound, 
Manitoba,  in  1892.  After  receiving  his  preliminary 
education  at  the  Pilot  Mound  High  School,  he  de- 
cided on  dentistry,  so  now  he  is  with  us  and  is 
Valedictorian  of  the  Senior  Class.  Harvey  intends 
to  locate   in  western  Canada. 


Robert  J.  Hamilton.  "Ham"  is  a  very  quiet  and 
studious  fellow  and  made  his  appearance  at  Chi- 
cago in  1891.  "Ham"  says  the  Wappanee  cigar  is 
the  best.  He  graduated  from  the  St.  Philips  High 
School  of  Chicago  and  also  intends  to  locate  in 
Chicago. 


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John  Clifford  Highway  (Delta  Sigma  Delta)  was 
born  at  Vorna,  111.,  where  he  graduated  from  High 
School.  "Hi"  has  proved  to  the  instructors  that 
he  is  a  very  good  student  and  is  sure  to  make  good 
in   his  place   of   location   in  central   Illinois. 


Carl  R.  Henry,  "Prince"  for  short,  was  born  at 
Tomah,  Wis.,  in  1891.  He  attended  the  Marquette 
High  School,  Marquette,  Mich.  He  is  one  of  our 
very  quiet  fellows,  who  would  rather  listen  than 
talk.  In  his  Freshman  year  he  occupied  the  office 
of  first  sergeant  of  arms.     He  will  locate  in  Illinois. 


Benjamin  L.  Herzherg.  "Karmzy"  was  born  in 
Russia  in  1888.  In  1904  he  came  to  the  U.  S.  A. 
and  here  was  very  successful  in  graduating  from 
a  High  School  in  Chicago.  Herzherg,  having  a  large 
family,  feels  he  cannot  leave  the  city  so  we  expect 
to   hear  great   things  about   him   here   in   Chicago. 


Hymon   Harwitz.     "Baldy"  was  born   in  Russia  in 

18S5.  Later  in  his  life  the  U,  S.  looked  good  to 
him,  so  decided  to  come  and  study  dentistry.  He 
will  locate  in  Chicago. 


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Archie  R.  Houns.  "Fredie"  was  born  at  Blanch- 
ardville.  Wis.,  in  1893.  From  there  his  family  moved 
to  Tomahawk,  Wis.,  taking  little  Archie  along  with 
them  because  they  thought  him  too  small  to  take 
care  of  himself  at  that  time.  He  attended  High 
School  at  Tomahawk,  Wis.  He  will  locate  in  Toma- 
hawk. 


William  Hacker  Huthneker.  "Toisday"  was  born 
at  New  York.  X.  V.,  in  1893.  Battling  Huthneker 
intends  going  back  to   Xew  York  to  practice. 


R.  Imamaki  was  born  at  Tokyo,  Japan.  He  is  a 
graduate  of  Eda  High  School  of  Xagen,  Japan.  He 
spent  the  first  two  years  of  his  dental  course  at 
the  North  Pacific  Dental  College  in  Oregon.  He 
is  not  decided  as  to  where  he  will  locate. 


Roland  M.  Isselhard  (Delta  Sigma  Delta).  "Issy" 
was  born  at  Belleville,  111.  After  graduating  from 
the  Belleville  High  School  he  decided  to  take  up  den- 
tistry. He  undoubtedly  will  make  a  hit  in  the  dental 
profession,  as  he  is  one  of  the  most  competent  men 
ever  turned  out  by  C.  C.  D.  S.  In  Dr.  Johnson's 
words,  "An  excellent  manipulator  of  gold."  Issy  is 
gifted  with  a  most  pleasing  personality,  which  will 
make  friends  for  him  and  insure  a  lasting  success 
in  any  place  he  may  choose  to  locate,  which  will 
probably  be   in   Illinois. 


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Douglas  Boyd  Irwin  ( L.  D.  Q.),  was  born  in 
Ipswich,  Queensland.  Australia,  in  1890,  and  was 
educated  at  Brisbane  Grammar  School.  Three  years' 
apprenticeship  to  the  Preceptor  of  Dentistry.  He 
also  spent  one  year  in  Dental  Hospital  in  Sydney, 
Australia,  passed  the  State  Board  examination  suc- 
cessfully, getting  a  diploma  (  S.  D.  Q.),  engaged  in 
practice  in  Bundisberg,  Queensland,  four  years, 
finally  coming  to  the  good  old  U.  S.  A.  as  a  good 
place  to  study  dentistry  the  way  we  do  at  the  C.  C. 
D.  S.     He  will  practice  in  Queensland.  Australia. 


Geo.  A.  Jarvinen.  "Canal  Water"  was  born  in  Fin- 
land, 1S92,  where  he  finished  public  school.  He  then 
came  to  the  U.  S.  and  took  up  preliminary  work  and 
received  credits  from  the  superintendent  of  public 
schools  at  St.  Charles,  Mo.  George  then  came  to 
pick  011  the  C.  C.  D.  S..  where,  after  studying  for 
a  while,  budded  forth  a  "regular  dentist."  When 
away  from  school  on  his  vacation  he  traveled  ex- 
tensively.    A  good  location,  but  as  vet  is  undecided. 


Gifford  Arthur  Johnson.  "Gift"  was  born  in  St. 
Charles,  111.,  in  1S93,  and  graduated  from  the  Batavia 
High  School  in  1912.  He  then  came  to  the  C.  C. 
D.  S.,  wdiere  he  proved  to  be  a  very  good  student. 
He   expects   to   locate   in    Illinois. 


H.  G.  Johnson.  "Red"  was  born  in  Chicago  in 
1889.  After  graduating  from  the  Waukegan  High 
School  he  decided  upon  dentistry.  "Red"  likes  to 
make  crowns  and  difficult  bridges  and  maybe  some 
day  he  will  carry  the  burden  of  Dr.   McBoyle. 


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J.  D.  Johnstone  (Psi  Omega).  "J.  D."  hails  from 
Watseka,  111.  He  was  born  at  Illiopolis,  111.,  on 
May  30.  1892.  Besides  being  interested  in  motor- 
cycles and  Junior  election  committees  he  demon- 
strates speed  in  getting  out  his  points.  "J.  D."  cer- 
tainly should  make  an  ethical  practitioner.  Quiet- 
ness is  his  long  suit,  but  he  has  some  smile.  Hasn't 
he,  girls  ?     He  will  locate  in  Chicago. 


Vernon  R.  Jones  (Xi  Psi  Phi),  was  born  at 
Cando,  N.  D.,  in  1896.  After  graduating  from  High 
School  and  business  college  of  that  place  he  came 
to  us.  He  has  served  well  on  committees  since 
his  arrival  in  college,  being  on  the  Freshman,  Junior 
and  Senior  "Dentos"  committees.  Jonesie  intends  to 
locate  in  N.  D. 


Walter  J.  Kane  was  born  in  Meriden,  Conn.,  in 
1894  and  received  his  preliminary  education  at  thai 
place.  Walter  is  one  of  our  good  hearted  Irishmen 
and  has  made  good  as  a  student.  He  is  one  of  the 
most  attractive  in  the  Senior  Class  and  sure  will 
make  good  when  his  shingle  is  tacked  up  in  Conn. 


I.  Khuri.  "Quri"  was  born  in  Lebonon,  Syria,  in 
1889.  and  was  educated  at  Burnt,  Syria.  Later  he 
attended  a  Mexican  college  and  received  part  of 
his  preliminary  education.  "Quri"  is  undecided  on 
his  'location. 


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William  B.  Kinney.  "Eill"  was  born  in  Houghton, 
Mich.,  in  1888  and  later  moved  to  Chicago.  Bill 
has  made  our  laboratory  work  a  pleasure  during 
our  three  years,  with  his  wit,  smile  for  everyone  and 
always  happy.  He  had  thought  of  going  on  the 
stage  with  his  mouth  organ  and  guitar,  but  finally 
decided  dentistry  would  be  the  best  profession.  He 
will    practice   in    Chicago. 


Harvey  H.  Koch  was  born  at  Sumner,  Iowa,  in 
1893.  Later  he  came  to  Chicago  and  took  up  phar- 
macy, after  which  he  decided  upon  the  dental  pro- 
fession. Harvey  is  a  good  workman  and  intends  to 
locate  in   Chicago. 


Herman  W.  Kirmse,  commonly  known  as  "Kem," 
i-  a  native  of  Marquette,  Wis.,  and  was  born  at 
this  place  in  1892.  He  expects  to  locate  in  his 
home  state. 


< ).  W.  Kopp  1  Xi  Psi  Phil  was  born  at  Rome.  Ohio, 
in  1887.  He  received  his  preliminary  education  at 
Manchester,  Ohio.  Kopp  has  spent  his  leisure  hours 
in  Chicago  selling  shoes,     lie  will  locate  in   Chicago. 


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Eber  L.  Kenney  ( Psi  Omega")  was  born  in  South 
Mountain.  Out.,  February  9,  1890.  He  is  a  product 
of  the  Morrisburg  Collegiate  Institution.  He  re- 
ceived the  first  years  of  training  toward  the  dental 
profession  in  the  Royal  College  of  Dental  Surgeons. 
Eber  certainly  carries  the  best  wishes  of  the  class 
with  him.     He  will  locate  some  place  in  Canada. 


Joseph  Kraschovetz  was  born  at  Frenyrfolva.  Hun- 
gary, in  1875.  and  also  received  his  early  education 
at  that  place.  He  then  came  to  Chicago  to  study 
dentistry  at  the  C.  C.  D.  S.  "Joe"  vows  that  he 
never  had  any  experience  as  a  Badger  fight  referee. 
He  will  locate  in  Chicago. 


Augustin  J.  LaCousiere  (Delta  Sigma  Delta). 
"Frenchy"  was  born  at  St.  Tite,  Canada,  in  1891. 
His  preliminary  education  consists  of  studying  lan- 
guages and  he  is  a  fluent  speaker  of  French,  Greek, 
Latin  and  English.  "Frenchy"  will  locate  at  Mont- 
real, Canada. 


Stanley  B.  LaDue  ( Xi  Psi  Phi).  "Stan"  was  born 
at  Tampico,  111.  He  also  received  his  early  educa- 
tion at  this  little  town  and  later  attended  Dixon 
College  at  Dixon,  111.  He  was  president  of  the  Xi 
Psi  Phi  Fraternity  and  has  helped  wonderfully  in  a 
social  way  in  college  functions.  The  people  of 
Sterling,  111.,  may  expect  this  shining  star  in  the 
dental  world  to  be  among  them  in  June. 


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Kunji  Lall  was  born  at  Lahore  City,  India,  in  1887. 
After  attending  the  University  of  Bonjaub  in  India 
he  came  to  the  U.  S.  and  attended  the  University 
of  Columbus,  Ohio.  He  then  decided  upon  den- 
tistry and  came  to  C.  C.  D.  S.  to  study.  Lall  in- 
tends to  go  back  to  Bombay  to  practice. 


Pierce  E.  Lee  (  Psi  Omega)  was  born  in  Pennsyl- 
vania and  received  his  preliminary  education  at  St. 
Vincent's  and  Wyoming  Seminary  in  the  same  state. 
Lee  formerly  was  a  bank  teller.  He  was  a  member 
of  the  Freshman  Class  Entertainment  Committee, 
treasurer  of  the  Junior  Class,  and  is  now  Grand 
Master  of  the  Psi  Omega  Fraternity.  He  will  locate 
in  the  Great  West. 


Frank  C.  Lentz  (  Xi  Psi  Phi).  "Tubby''  was  born 
in  Danbury,  Conn.,  and  received  his  early  education 
in  this  city.  After  graduating  from  High  School 
be  decided  to  come  to  C.  C.  D.  S.  and  take  up  den- 
tistry. Tubby,  the  fat,  good  natured  man,  made  such 
a  splendid  showing  in  the  Senior  year  that  he  even 
surprised  himself.  Whatever  village  gets  him  will 
sure  have  a  prize  winner. 


Roy  A.  Lewis.  "Ray"  was  born  at  Richman,  Utah. 
111  [883  and  attended  the  B.  Y.  College  of  Logan. 
Utah.  He  then  accepted  a  position  with  the  Thatcher 
Bros.  Bank  as  paying  teller.  He  then  left  his  peti- 
tion and  came  to  Chicago  to  study  dentistry.  He  is 
an  excellent  student  and  will  make  good  in  his  place 
"1"  location,  be  it  either  Utah  or  Idaho. 


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Jacob  Liebers.  "Jakie"  was  born  in  Moscow. 
Russia,  in  1890.  Jakie  beard  of  wonderful  opportu- 
nities in  tbe  U.  S.  and  decided  to  emigrate  to  tins 
country  in  1892.  He  obtained  his  preliminary  edu- 
cation at  East  Xew  York.  Since  coming  to  Chicago 
he  has  decided  to  locate  at  Twenty-second  and  Hal- 
stead  street,  Chicago. 


Ralph  E.  Light  (Delta  Sigma  Delta).  "Chris."  We 
will  remember  him  by  his  smile ;  it  can't  be  beat. 
He  was  born  on  a  farm  in  Stinbin  County.  Indiana, 
and  later  went  to  Angola.  Ind.,  where  he  received  his 
preliminary  education.  "Chris"  intends  to  locate  hi 
Wisconsin.  He  undoubtedly  will  make  a  success 
anywhere  he  might  choose  to  go. 


Wm.  W.  Lindberg.  "Bill"  was  born  at  Miles 
City.  Mont.,  in  1892,  and  received  his  preliminary 
education  at  the  Custer  County  High  School.  "Big 
Bill"  intends  to  locate  either  in  Montana  or  North 
Dakota. 


Arthur  J.  Long  (  Psi  Omega).  "Hurry  a  Long" 
was  born  in  Butte,  Mont.,  but  is  a  resident  of  Lewis- 
town  of  the  same  state.  He  obtained  his  prelim- 
inary education  at  the  Fergus  County  High  School. 
He  is  a  fast  and  clever  man,  hence  the  nickname 
conferred  by  Miss  Flynn.  He  will  locate  with  his 
brother  in  Montana,  where  succe-s  will  crown  his 
efforts. 


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H.  C.  Mahan  ( Xi  Psi  Phi).  "Irish"  was  born  in 
Nebraska  City.  Neb.,  in  1887  and  later  moved  to 
Creston.  Iowa.  He  received  his  early  education  in 
Nebraska  and  Iowa  and  also  attended  Drake  Uni- 
versity. "Irish."  the  advertising  man,  is  a  fast  and 
good  workman  and  will  make  good  wherever  he 
locates. 


Elmer  A.  Manahan.  "Pop"  was  born  at  Lancas- 
ter, Pa.,  in  1872.  He  attended  the  Valparaiso  Uni- 
versity before  entering  C.  C.  D.  S.  "Pop"  is  a  tine 
specimen  of  a  professional  man,  that  is,  as  far  as 
looks  are  concerned.     He  will   locate  in  Chicago. 


Edwin  II.  Marble.  "CaCCr"  was  born  at  Slater- 
ville.  Utah,  in  1882.  but  claims  Logan.  Utah,  as  his 
home.  He  attended  B.  Y.  College  and  also  gradu- 
ated from  the  Agricultural  Colege  of  Logan.  He 
went  to  a  night  school  for  three  years  and  then  be- 
came traveling  auditor  for  the  Studebaker  Company. 
He  then  decided  to  study  dentistry.  We  arc-  sure 
that  "CaCO'"  will  make  good  when  he  Starts  hi* 
practice  at   Brigham  City,  Utah. 


Marin-  M.  Martineau  (Delta  Sigma  Delta"). 
"Marty"  was  born  at  St.  John.  X.  D..  anil  also  ob- 
tained bis  preliminary  education  in  this  village.  He 
then  decided  to  come  to  Chicago  and  study  dentistry. 
It   is  not  known  where  he  will  locate. 


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John  A.  McCulluni  was  horn  in  Chicago,  111.,  in 
i8g^.  Wee  "Mac,"  the  Baby  Dynamo,  sure  is  a 
wonder  and  the  city  he  decides  to  locate  in  will  have 
a  treasure. 


Chas.  Roy  McFarland  (Delta  Sigma  Delta). 
"Packy"  was  horn  at  Hartford,  Ohio.  He  received 
his  preliminary  education  at  the  Cortland  (Ohio) 
High  School,  of  which  he  is  a  graduate.  He  was 
business  manager  of  the  1915  Dentos  and  has  been 
an  active  body  in  school  affairs  ever  since  he  en- 
tered. He  is  a  Knights  Templar  and  also  a  Shriner. 
Just  lately  "Packy"  decided  that  a  single  life  was 
not  meant  for  him  and  of  course  the  knot  was  tied. 
We  wish  him  all  the  success  and  happiness  possible, 
lie   will   locate   in   Chicago. 


John  Darius  McFarland  (Delta  Sigma  Delta). 
"Steve  Brodie"  was  horn  at  Tomles,  Ohio.  "Steve" 
is  a  graduate  of  the  Cortland  (Ohio)  High  School. 
After  finishing  his  preliminary  education  he  came 
to  Chicago  and  graduated  from  the  Chicago  Veter- 
inary College  and  was  given  the  degree  of  M.  D.  C. 
He  intends  to  locate  in  Chicago,  111. 


Robert  J.  Meakin.  "Boh"  was  horn  in  Salt  Lake 
City,  Utah,  and  later  moved  to  sunny  California, 
making  his  home  in  San  Francisco.  He  attended  the 
Alhallows  College  of  that  city.  He  also  attended 
the  Dental  College  of  California,  but  finally  de- 
cided he  would  like  to  graduate  from  C.  C.  D.  S. 
He  intends  to  locate  in  California. 


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E.  E.  .Millard  ( Xi  Psi  Phi.  "Pa"  hails  from  Mon- 
tour, Iowa.  All  Millards  are  dentists  and  "Pa's" 
no  exception  to  the  rule.  He  was  born  in  1895 
and  received  his  early  education  in  Montius,  and  is 
a  graduate  from  the  High  School  of  that  city.  He 
expects  to  practice  on  the   folks  in  Iowa. 


John  VV.  Montelius.  "Monty"  was  born  at  Phila- 
delphia, Pa.,  in  1892.  After  attending  the  High 
School  of  that  city  he  decided  to  come  to  old  C.  C. 
D.  S.  and  take  up  dentistry.  He  is  thinking  seri- 
ouslv  of  locating  in  Chicago. 


I '.  \dclhcrt  Morris  "  Ik  n"  u  .1-  1"  rn  .it  \"v  >1  . 
Ilk.  in  1892,  and  also  obtained  his  early  education 
in  the  schools  of  this  village.  Bert  is  the  boy  with 
the  smile.  His  shingle  will  be  hung  out  somewhere 
in    Illinois. 


Harry  Roy  Marrow  was  born  at  Athensville,  Ilk. 
in  [890,  but  he  now  claims  Carrollton,  111.,  as  his 
home  town.  Marrow  is  accomplished  as  a  musi- 
cian and  can  entertain  his  patients  with  a  violin  if 
they  arc  hard  for  him  to  keep.  He  is  a  graduate  of 
tbc  Carrollton  High  School  and  received  his  early 
education  .11  this  town.  He  intends  to  locate  in 
Illinois. 


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Ray  F.  Muedeking.  Claims  Owatonna,  Minn.,  as 
his  birthplace.  He  attended  Pillsbury  Academy  at 
Owatonna,  also  Valparaiso  University.  He  then 
decided  to  come  to  Chicago  and  enter  the  C.  C.  D.  S. 
and  become  a  tooth  artist.  He  is  on  the  Senior 
Dentos  Committee  this  year.  We  feel  sure  success 
awaits  him.     He  will  locate  in  Minnesota. 


Xewal  E.  Munk.  "Pega"  is  one  of  our  farmer 
boys  from  Logan,  Utah.  He  was  born  in  1892. 
After  attending  an  agricultural  college  he  came  to  us. 
"Pega"  is  sure  to  make  good  wherever  he  may 
choose  to   practice.     He   will   locate   in   Idaho. 


E.  J.  Neunshwander,  Delta  Sigma  Delta.  When 
"Speedy"  was  ushered  into  this  world  little  did  his 
fond  parents  and  good  friends  realize  the  position 
he  would  sometime  occupy.  In  his  Junior  year  he- 
was  placed  on  the  staff  of  assistants  to  Dr.  Brnphy. 
This  position  was  gained  by  his  high  scholastic  stand- 
ing. Nevertheless  we  wish  him  every  success  in  the 
state  where  gold  is  buried  in  the  hill-.  We  know 
he  will  get  his  share  of  it. 


Orville  A.  Northrum  ( Xi  Psi  Phi).  "Nordy"  re- 
ceived his  early  education  in  the  High  School  of 
Marinette,  Wis.  After  he  had  developed  into  a 
"White  Hope"  of  230  pounds  to  setoff  his  six  feet 
four,  he  reasoned  that  dentistry  would  be  the  best 
way  to  use  his  surplus  energy.  He  came  to  us  as  a 
Junior,  having  spent  his  Freshman  year  at  Marquette 
Dental  School. 


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Henry  X.  Xovy.  "Hank"  hrst  saw  light  of  day 
in  this  city  on  March  10.  1S92.  He  graduated  from 
the  Joseph  Medill  High  School,  of  Chicago.  Xovy 
is  a  likable  chap  and  will  make  Chicago  his  camping 
grounds,   where  he  surely  will   meet   with   success. 


Samuel  P.  Packer.  "Pack"  was  born  at  Franklin. 
Mali. 1.  in  1890,  and  from  there  his  family  moved  to 
Preston,  Idaho,  where  he  graduated  from  High 
School.  Xow  he  is  with  us  and  is  known  for  his 
speed.  He  has  them  all  beat  when  it  comes  to  mak- 
ing points.     "Pack"  will   locate  in   Preston,  Idaho. 


Pari  D.  Parr,,  was  born  in  1890  in  Chicag,>.  111. 
He  received  bis  early  education  in  the  Chicago 
Xormal  College  and  Gabriel  High  School  of  this 
city.  Immediately  after  bis  preliminary  education 
he  decided  to  take  up  dentistry,  hence  came  to  us. 
lie  is   planning   t"   locate  in   Manila 


1''.  W.  Waller  Penningdorf.  "Kiser'1  i-  what  we 
call  this  little  man  and  be  comes  from  Magdeburg. 
Germany.  He  made  his  debut  into  the  world  in 
[S80  and  obtained  his  early  education  in  Germany. 
"Kiser"  would  rather  be  called  doctor,  but  we  will 
let  bis  patients  do  that.  He  intends  t'>  Incite  in 
(  u-rmain . 


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Carl  R.  Peterson.  "Pete"  came  to  us  at  Gales- 
burg,  111.,  in  1889,  and  now  claims  Chicago  as  his 
home.  He  attended  High  School  in  Chicago  and 
also  Valparaiso  University.  He  worked  as  an 
accountant  in  Chicago  and  San  Francisco  previous 
to  taking  up  dentistry.  "Pete"  was  secretary  of  the 
Junior  class.     He  intends  to  locate   in   Chicago. 


Leo  F.  Pierce  was  born  at  Xewark.  N.  J.,  in 
1891.  and  graduated  from  the  High  School  of  that 
city.  Since  he  came  to  us  we  have  been  trying  to 
solve  a  big  mystery  and  that  is,  what  is  it  that  makes 
him  so  quiet  ?     Leo  will  locate  in  Xew  York  state. 


Theador  H.  Pesch.  "Ted"  he  is  sometimes  called 
and  at  other  times  "Sunshine."  It  is  hard  to  say 
which  suits  him  best.  Anyhow  he  was  born  in 
Wabaska.  Minn.,  in  1892,  and  attended  the  High 
School  of  this  town.  He  also  spent  one  year  going 
to  school  at  Craton.  Neb.  He  will  locate  in  Minne- 
sota. 


L.  L.  Porruch  ( Xi  Psi  Phi").  "Xew"  received  his 
early  education  at  Elroy,  Wis.  After  graduating 
from  High  School  he  took  charge  of  the  North- 
western railroad  just  long  enough  to  get  a  permanent 
pass,  which  he  uses  to  good  advantage  on  week  ends. 
He  is  a  fine  student  and  was  on  the  Freshman 
Dentos  Committee.  It  is  not  known  where  he  will 
locate. 


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Leslie  A.  Poulson  (  Psi  Omega).  "Les"  was  born  at 
Richfield,  Utah,  in  1893.  "Les''  is  an  athlete  and 
was  the  star  of  our  basket  ball  team.  He  graduated 
from  the  Sevier  High  School  and  served  when  a 
Freshman  on  the  Athletic  Committee.  When  a 
Junior  he  acted  as  our  vice-president.  He  will  locate 
in  Utah  and  his  work  and  personality  will  surely 
bring   him  success. 


Otto  M.  Poulson  (Delta  Sigma  Delta).  Just  say, 
"What  do  you  mean,  shelf  crown?"  or  call  him 
"Brainy"  and  watch  him  sputter.  You  got  to  hand  it 
to  Otto,  he's  a  good  head  just  the  same.  Otto 
was  born  in  South  Dakota,  but  later  moved  to  Min- 
neapolis. Minn.  He  graduated  from  the  Model  High 
School  University,  Xorth  Dakota,  and  then  came  to 
Chicago  to  take  up  dentistry.  He  undoubtedly  will 
make  a  success  wherever  he  may  choose  to  locate. 


Willard  M.  Preston  was  born  in  Monroe.  Wis., 
in  1S92.  Mill  was  educated  at  the  Monroe  High 
School  and  he  decided  to  take  up  dentistry.  As  a 
result  he  has  turned  out  to  be  one  of  our  good 
students  and  is  Mire  to  make  a  success  in  Chicago, 
where  he  intends  to  locate. 


Victor  E.  Rapp.  "Uncle  Vic,"  as  they  say.  was 
hi. in  at  (takes,  X.  D.,  in  1888.  lie  attended  High 
School  at  Maysville,  X.  D.  He  also  is  a  licensed 
embalmer,  but  his  ambition  led  him  to  believe  he 
could  find  more  live  ones  iii  dentistry  than  in  bis 
previous  profession.  He  intends  to  locate  in  South 
Dakota. 


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Horace  C.  Rice  (Psi  Omega).  "Smoke''  was 
born  at  Oakes,  S.  D.,  in  1889.  He  was  educated  in 
the  Detroit  (Minn.)  High  School,  from  which  he 
is  a  graduate  with  high  honors.  He  is  also  a  gradu- 
ate of  the  Mayville  ( S.  D. )  State  Normal  School. 
He  was  formerly  a  dispatcher  for  the  Canadian 
Northern  Railway  at  Winnipeg,  Manitoba.  Rice  is 
a  good  student  and  will  make  good  in  his  home  state, 
Minnesota,   where  he  intends  to  locate. 


Smith  Boyd  Ritner  (  Psi  Omega )  was  born  in  1890 
at  Martinsburg,  W.  Va.,  and  attended  High  School  at 
that  town.  He  also  attended  the  Maryville  College  of 
Maryville,  Tenn.  He  came  to  Chicago  finally  and 
decided  to  take  up  dentistry.  We  are  very  glad 
indeed  to  have  such  a  man  among  us  because  we 
could  not  have  found  a  better  one  to  take  the  part 
of  Senior  Class  President  and  play  the  role  better 
than  he  has.     He  intends  to  locate  in   Minnesota. 


Solomon  Ritter.  "Mamma's  Baby"  was  born  in 
Russia,  1889,  but  he  could  see  the  chances  were  bet- 
ter in  the  U.  S.  A.,  so  came  here  in  1906.  After 
a  preliminary,  "Sol"  decided  to  study  dentistry  and 
intends  to  locate  in  Chicago. 


Herman  I.  Rosenthal  was  born  in  Russ  Poland 
in  1888  and  came  to  the  U.  S.  A.  in  1905.  "Murphy" 
says  he  received  his  education  at  a  Y.  M.  C.  A.  He 
will  locate  in  Chicago  among  the  rest  of  the  Irish. 


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R.  B.  Roskelley  (Ross)  was  born  at  Sheffield, 
Utah,  in  1893.  He  attended  High  School  at  Smith- 
field,  Utah,  and  also  the  agriculture  college  at  Logan, 
Utah.  "Ross"  came  to  us  with  a  wonderful  growth 
of  hair,  but  before  he  left  he  had  to  purchase  an- 
other. He  is  a  good,  conscientious  workman  and 
will  undoubtedly  make  a  success  in  Utah  when  he 
locates  there. 


Wilfred  D.  Roy  made  his  appearance  at  Island 
Pond,  Vt.,  in  18S6.  He  also  attended  the  Island 
Pond  High  School.  He  was  a  railroad  man  up  to 
the  time  of  taking  the  course  of  dentistry.  Roy 
excells  as  a  student  and  is  chairman  of  the  execu- 
tive committee  of  the  Senior  Class.  Vermont  or 
lllincis  will  be  his  location. 


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Herbert  Edward  Rust  (  Delta  Sigma  Delta). 
"Buck"  was  born  at  Monroe.  Wis.,  in  1893,  aild  ar~ 
tended  the  Monroe  High  School  and  Business  Col- 
lege. Buck  can  do  most  anything  he  should  or 
should  not  do.  but  nevertheless  he  is  bound  to 
make  good  in  the  dental  game.  In  his  Junior  year 
he  served  on  the  Committee  for  the  Junior  Smoker. 
Buck  will  locate  in   Chicago. 


John  T.  Savage  (Delta  Sigma  Delta).  "Yutch" 
was  born  in  Green  Bay.  Wis.,  in  1893,  and  later 
moved  to  Reedsville.  Wis.  He  attended  the  public 
school  in  Oconto  county  and  high  school  in  Mani- 
towa  and  graduated  from  Oconto  High  School  in 
1011.  In  liis  early  life  his  occupation  was  mostly 
chasing  prairie  chickens  in  northern  Wisconsin.  His 
habits  have  greatly  changed  during  bis  three  years 
and  he  is  now  more  or  less  civilized.  loin's  great- 
est fault  is  impacted  third  molars,  but  the  last  one 
will  be  out  in  a  few  days.  We  are  strong  for  Tom. 
lie   intends    to   locate   in    Wisconsin. 


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Merle  R.  Schaffner  (Delta  Sigma  Delta).  "Tiny 
Schaff"  was  born  in  1891  at  Fort  Dodge,  Iowa.  After 
graduating  from  the  Fort  Dodge  High  School  he  at- 
tended the  University  of  Michigan  in  igio  and  1911. 
He  is  a  member  of  the  Alpha  Tan  Omega  fraternity. 
In  191 1  he  played  full  back  on  the  U.  of  M.  football 
team.  While  a  Freshman  in  C.  C.  D.  S.  he  filled 
the  office  of  Sergeant-at-Arms.  Al  Christensen.  the 
"King  of  Rag  Time,"  has  nothing  on  "Tiny"  when 
it  comes  to  playing  a  piano.  He  will  undoubtedly 
succeed  in  his  chosen  profession.  He  will  locate  in 
Chicago. 


Eugene  Edward  Scharenbroich  ( Psi  Omega). 
"Sharry"  was  born  at  North  Prairie,  Minn.,  in  1888 
and  graduated  from  the  St.  Cloud  High  School.  He 
also  attended  the  State  Normal  School  at  St.  Cloud. 
Previous  to  coming  to  C.  C.  D.  S.  he  was  employed 
as  a  postal  clerk.  Gene  is  a  very  good  student 
and  is  secretary  of  our  Senior  Class  Executive  Com- 
mittee.    He  will  locate  in   Minnesota. 


William  M.  Scott.  "Bill"  was  born  in  Watertown, 
S.  D.,  in  1894.  He  attended  the  Trinity  High  School 
at  Trinity,  Texas.  After  graduating  he  chose  den- 
tistry as  his  life  work.  He  is  envied  by  the  whole 
class  by  his  wonderful  wavy  locks  and  will  no  doubt 
make  a  hit  wherever  he  intends  to  locate. 


Miss  Beulah  R.  Seamons  is  our  little  southern 
girl  from  Atlanta,  Ga.  After  attending  High  School 
at  that  place  she  decided  to  take  a  course  in  den- 
tistry and  attended  a  dental  school  in  the  South 
and  later  determined  to  take  her  last  two  years  in 
C.  C.  D.  S.  Beulah  is  in  love  with  Chicago  and  we 
will  no  doubt  see  her  shingle  somewhere  in  this  city. 


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Marvin  Charles  Serels.  "Chuck"  was  born  in 
Salem.  S.  D..  in  1889  and  received  his  education  at 
this  town.  He  decided  to  come  to  Chicago  and 
study  dentistry,  first  entering  Northwestern,  where 
lie  stayed  for  two  years.  "Chuck"  then  heard  so 
many  boosting  C.  C.  D.  S.  that  we  have  him  with 
us  now.     He  will  return  to  South  Dakota  to  practice. 


Lionel  T.  Seguin  (Delta  Sigma  Delta)  was  born 
at  Ransom,  111.,  in  1893.  He  graduated  from  the 
High  School  at  that  place  and  taught  school  for 
three  years ;  then  decided  upon  dentistry.  "Seg" 
says  that  there  is  nothing  like  dentistry.  He  intends 
to  locate  in  his  home   town. 


Jerold  M.  Siegel  (Delta  Sigma  Delta).  "Terry" 
was  born  at  Laporte.  Ind..  in  1S93  :uld  graduated 
from  the  Laporte  High  School  in  1911.  "Terry" 
has  made  much  of  the  U.  S.  A.  and  has  fiddled  at 
lots  of  things  before  deciding  to  study  dentistry, 
lie  has  done  well  and  we  must  say  that  he  is  quite 
a  favorite  with  the  ladies  at  the  college.  He  expects 
to  locate  in  one  of  the  Southern  Statc> 


Roy  A.  Sikkink.  "Ros"  was  born  at  Waubay. 
S.  D.,  in  181;-'.  He  is  a  graduate  from  the  High 
School  of  that  place,  after  which  dentistry  looked 
to  him  as  a  great  profession,  lie  came  to  us  in  1013 
and  intends  to  locate  in  South  Dakota  if  the  board 
does   not  object. 


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Herman  Simon,  our  anatomist  of  the  Freshman 
year,  was  born  somewhere  in  Russia  in  1889,  but 
claims  Chicago  as  his  home  town.  He  will  locate 
in    Chicago. 


Charles  C.  Simmers  was  born  at  Hancock,  Mich., 
in  1891  and  a  graduate  of  the  High  School  of  that 
city.  He  expects  to  hang  out  his  shingle  somewhere 
in  Michigan. 


Mentor  F.  Simpson,  sometimes  known  as  "Simp," 
was  born  at  Forman,  N.  D„  in  1893.  He  came  to  the 
C.  C.  D.  S.  to  get  his  dental  education  and  is  one 
of  our  quiet  fellows.  Simp  is  well  liked  by  every- 
one.    He  intends  to  locate  in  Peoria. 


Frank  L.  Sitkin.  "Sit"  made  his  appearance  at 
Chicago  in  1886  and  received  a  private  education. 
"Sit"  is  the  only  one  who  quit  cigarettes  in  the 
Freshman  year  and  has  stuck  it  out  to  the  end.  He 
intends  to  locate  somewhere  in  the  U.  S. 


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Miss  Hazel  E.  Smith,  the  sedate  young  lady  of 
Norwick,  Canada,  who  will  make  good  as  a  dentist 
wherever  she  chooses  to  locate.  We  all  envy  Miss 
Smith  for  being  such  a  good  scholar.  She  is  a  char- 
ter member  of  the  Delta  Sigma  Phi  sorority.  She  is 
undecided  as  to  her  location. 


I  laid  I'.  Smith  was  born  at  Logan,  Utah,  in  1887 
and  attended  the  agricultural  college  of  that  city. 
He  then  decided  to  take  up  dentistry.  He  has  the 
honor  of  being  Second  Sergeant  at  Arms  of  the 
Senior  Class.  If  no  one  objects  he  will  practice  in 
Utah. 


Bernard  Spiro,  "YVingard's  crutch."  was  born  in 
1895  in  Vilna,  Russia,  but  claims  Chicago  as  his 
home  town.  He  is  a  graduate  of  the  Chicago  Gram- 
mar and  High  School.  He  attended  the  Genner 
Medical  College  and  decided  he  would  rather  be  a 
dentist,  so  came  to  us.     He  will  locate  in  Chicago. 


Loyd  Maynerd  Stevens  (  Psi  Omega)  was  born  at 
Kalamazoo.  Mich.,  in  [893.  He  attended  the  Michi- 
gan Stale  Normal  and  High  School  before  coming 
to  C.  C.  D.  S.  "Steve"  was  a  sheet  metal  worker, 
but  bad  always  dreamed  of  becoming  a  dentist,  so 
left  little  Kalamazoo  to  be  among  the  rest  of  the 
rising  young  professional  men  at  the  C.  C.  D.  S. 
lie   intend-   to  locate   in   Chicago. 


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Albert  Storlie  (Xi  Psi  Phi).  "Olof"  was  born 
at  Reville,  S.  D.  After  attending  the  High  School 
in  that  city  he  decided  to  study  dentistry  at  the 
C.  C.  D.  S.  "Olaf"  has  served  on  several  commit- 
tees during  his  stay  with  us.  He  is  going  back  to 
South  Dakota  to  pound  in  gold  foil. 


E.  W.  Switzer  (Delta  Sigma  Delta).  "Swatty" 
was  born  at  Milford,  Mich.,  and  also  obtained  his 
preliminary  education  at  that  place.  After  graduat- 
ing from  High  School  he  decided  to  study  dentistry 
and  came  to  the  good  old  C.  C.  D.  S.  "Swatty" 
will  probably  locate  in   Michigan. 


Lars  Thane  was  born  in  Trondajen,  Xorway,  in 
1892.  Daddy  Watt  recognized  Lars'  ability  as  a 
crown  and  bridge  artist  and  made  him  his  assistant 
before  he  had  finished  his  Junior  work.  Lars  will 
locate  in  Minnesota. 


R.  W.  Thompson  ( Xi  Psi  Phi).  "Tommy"  was 
horn  in  Wisconsin  in  1893  at  Black  River  Falls. 
"Tommy"  claims  that  at  one  time  he  weighed  102 
pounds  with  his  overcoat  on,  but  dentistry  being  a 
strain  he  rapidly  fell  off,  and  now  be  blames  it  on 
the  Omaha  Railway,  the  building  of  which  he  was 
interested  in.  He  received  his  early  training  at  Black 
River  Falls.  He  intends  to  locate  in  the  Badger 
State. 


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Christian  R.  Thoreson.  "Thor"  was  born  in 
Battle  Lake,  Minn.,  in  1883.  He  received  his  pre- 
liminary education  in  the  schools  of  that  city  for 
almost  a  decade.  He  then  took  it  in  his  head  to 
study  dentistry.  He  undoubtedly  will  make  a  suc- 
cess and  his  name  will  be  heard  of  in  Minnesota, 
where  he  intends  to   locale. 


Frank  S.  Tichy  (Psi  Omega)  is  a  native  born  Chi- 
cagoan.  having  first  made  his  appearance  in  1889. 
He  attended  the  schools  of  Chicago  and  was  with 
Uncle  Sam  as  a  petty  navai  officer  for  three  years. 
A    skillful    workman,    clever    athlete    and    all-round 

u 1  fellow,  makes  Tichy  one  of  our  best-liked  class 

mates.  In  his  Freshman  year  he  filled  the  office  of 
Sergeant  at  Arms,  and  is  now  acting  on  the  Senior 
Executive  Committee.     He  will  locate  in  Chicago. 


Charles  A.  Tomasek  was  born  in  St.  Paul,  Minn., 
in  1S99.  "Tommy  mixes  with  canal  water."  He  is 
Sergeant  at  Arms  of  the  Senior  Class.  He  will  locate 
in  St.  Paul,  Minn. 


Floris  Van  Minden.  "Van"  is  one  of  our  Holland 
boys,  born  at  Amsterdam  in  i8o,v  Me  is  a  graduate 
from  the  High  School  of  that  city  and  also  from 
the  Utrecht  State  Dental  College  of  Holland.  He 
also  attended  Vatinal  Dental  Hospital.  London,  Eng„ 
but  now  we  have  him  at  C.  C.  P.  S.  He  is  unde- 
cided as  to  where  he  will  locate. 


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Floyd  E.  Van  Side.  "Van"  was  born  in  Preston, 
Wis.,  in  1893,  and  later  moved  to  Whitehall,  Wis., 
and  graduated  from  the  High  School  of  that  city, 
and  later  became  a  printer.  He  then  decided  upon 
dentistry  and  came  to  us  in  1913.  He  will  locate  in 
Wisconsin. 


Alphonso  Vera  Montelius  (Phi  Chi  Delta).  "Miss 
Vera"  was  born  at  Malago,  Spain,  in  1S92.  He 
graduated  from  an  institute  at  Malaga  and  also  at- 
tended the  University  of  Valparaiso.  "Vera"  will 
locate  in  Argentina,  South  America. 


Harry  H.  Wagapoff.  "Waggie''  is  known  to  us 
as  our  Russian  badger  fight  referee,  and  was  born 
at  Prim,  Russia,  in  1S90.  He  attended  school  in 
this  city  and  also  at  Valparaiso  University.  "Waggy" 
speaks  six  languages  and  demonstrated  each  indi- 
vidual one  at  the  badger  fight.  He  intends  to  locate 
in  Russia  when  the  war  ceases.  We  don't  know 
how  soon  this  will  be. 


Ralph  L.  Walty,  otherwise  known  as  "sister,"  was 
born  at  Plymouth  in  1886  and  attended  Gem  City 
Business  College  of  Quincy,  111.  He  is  sure  to  be 
successful  in  Illinois. 


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George  William  Watkins,  Jr.  "Duke"  saw  the 
first  ray  of  light  on  Septemher  I.  1S90,  in  Toledo, 
Ohio.  After  graduating  from  the  High  School  at 
Toledo  he  started  taking  dentistry  at  Cincinnati 
Dental  College,  but  decided  that  C.  C.  D.  S.  was 
hetter.  He  is  a  member  of  the  Sigma  Lambda  Nu 
fraternity.  "Duke''  likes  it  in  Chicago  so  will  locate 
here. 


Harry  D.  Weaver.  "Buck"  was  born  at  Onward, 
Ind.,  in  1893,  and  graduated  from  the  High  School 
and  then  taught  school  in  Indiana  and  Iowa.  Then 
he  began  collecting  nickels  on  a  street  car,  then  to 
railway  mail  clerk  and  at  last  landed  in  old  C.  C. 
D.   S.     lie   will   locate  in   Nebraska. 


William  Wingard,  cheap  politician,  wa-  born  in 
[893  m  Russia.  Graduated  from  the  Chicago  High 
School  and  Valparaiso  University.  He  will  locate 
in  Chicago. 


James  1..  Wharton.  "Dad"  was  born  at  Spring- 
field. Ky..  in  1877.  "°  attended  a  Springfield 
academy  and  then  took  up  salesmanship  of  dental 
articles,  from  which  he  could  not  resist  the  study 
of  dentistry.     Dad  intends  to  locate  in   Michigan. 


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Chester  B.  Webster.  "Cupid"  ( Psi  Omega)  first 
saw  the  light  of  day  on  August  12,  [887,  in  San 
Francisco,  Cal.  Web  is  one  of  the  best  liked  men 
in  our  class  and  will  do  well  in  his  home  town. 
Hartford,  S.  D.  He  is  a  member  of  the  Senior 
"Dentos"  Committee  and  a  good  head.  He  is  a 
graduate  of  the  Hartford  High  School  and  they 
can   be  proud  of   their   product. 


J.  S.  Whelan.  "Joe"  was  born  at  Waco,  Neb., 
in  1886  and  later  moved  to  York,  Neb.  After  gradu- 
ating from  High  School  he  attended  the  Teachers' 
Normal  School  of  Geneva  for  two  years.  He  also 
attended  U.  B.  College,  of  York,  Neb.,  and  from 
there  he  took  a  science  course  leading  to  a  B.  Ph. 
degree   at   Creighton   University.     He   will   locate   in 

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K.  E.  Whitebread  was  born  at  Kingston.  Ontario, 
in  1887.  Previous  to  coming  to  C.  C.  D.  S.  he 
worked  seven  years  as  an  accountant  for  the  Im- 
perial Bank  of  Toronto.  "YVhitie"  is  our  specialist 
in  the  plate  department,  especially  where  charity  is 
needed.  He  intends  to  locate  somewhere  in  the 
western  part  of  Canada. 


Einar  O.  Wilberg.  "Bill"  was  born  at  Ettrick, 
Wis.,  in  1893.  and  later  moved  to  Whitehall,  Wis., 
where  he  is  a  graduate  from  the  High  School  of 
that  city.  He  then  decided  very  quickly  upon  den- 
tistry as  his  life  work.     He  will  locate  in  Wisconsin. 


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Earl  Bristol  Woodworth  ( Xi  Psi  Phi).  "Woody" 
received  his  early  education  in  Vermilion,  S.  D. 
He  attended  the  High  School  of  this  city  and  also 
attended  the  University  of  S.  D.  for  two  years. 
When  asked  why  he  gave  up  the  responsible  position 
in  the  National  Park,  he  merely  replied,  "light  occu- 
pation." 


William  Raymond  Worley.  "Bill"  was  born  at 
Logan.  Utah,  in  1899.  He  attended  the  Agricultural 
College  of  Utah  prior  to  his  course  in  dentistry. 
He  is  not  a  farmer  but  is  noted  as  a  tenor  singer 
and  also  occupies  the  position  of  vice-president  of 
the  Senior  Class.  He  intends  to  locate  in  Salt  Lake 
City,  Utah. 


William  C.  Yokie.  "Bill"  was  born  in  Hancock, 
Mich.,  in  1888.  After  receiving  bis  education  at 
that  place  he  came  to  Chicago  to  take  up  dentistry. 
"Bill"  is  in  love  with  Hancock  and  intends  to  locate 
there. 


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abieu,  '16 

From  our  first  acquaintance  with  you,  when  you  not  infrequently  gave  us 
that  casual  look  of  haughty  superiority,  to  the  present,  as  you  survey  us  with 
mingled  scorn  and  pity,  we  have  ever  and  anon  been  obsessed  with  the  ambition 
to  occupy  your  exalted  position — first  as  juniors,  later  as  Seniors.  At  all  times 
it  has  seemed  cruel,  not  to  say  excruciatingly  painful,  that  unkind  fate  had 
ordained  us  to  be  Freshmen  and  you  Juniors,  or  us  Juniors  and  you  Seniors. 

However,  we  shall  never  forget  (not  forgive)  your  generous  bestowal  of  ad- 
vice from  time  to  time.  While  Freshmen  you  pityingly  hinted  that  until  we  became 
Juniors  the  real  delight  of  studying  actual  dentistry  would  be  denied  us  ;  that  only 
you  could  pilot  our  shy  and  faltering  footsteps  safely  thru  the  intricate  vicissitudes 
of  the  Madison  Street  cabaret  district ;  that  to  be  present  in  classes  more  than 
twice  in  the  same  week  would  stamp  us  as  novices  and  be  prima  facie  evidence  of 
our  verdancy  ;  that  to  refrain  from  demolishing  the  amphitheatre  furniture  would 
brand  us  as  effeminate  imbeciles  ;  that  our  classmates  were  useful  only  as  targets 
for  discarded  newspapers,  erasers  and  loosened  chair  backs. 

We  undoubtedly  owe  you  much  for  tutoring  our  dwarfed  intellects  in  all  of 
the  above  mentioned  accomplishments,  as  well  as  in  sundry  other  diversions  such 
as  divesting  one  another  of  our  linen  (clean  or  otherwise)  on  various  unforeseen 
occasions.  For  teaching  us  the  art  of  surreptitiously  borrowing  instruments  with- 
out the  owner's  consent,  we  confess  our  indebtedness  to  you  ;  and  since  you  gave 
us  various  adroit  demonstrations  of  your  extraordinary  dexterity  in  this  pro- 
found science,  we  are  constrained  to  admit  that,  as  perceptors,  you  have  no 
equals — at  least  we  hope  not.  Again,  I  repeat  that  you  have  done  your  best  ( or 
worst)  to  create  in  us  a  duplicate  of  the  Class  of  '16. 

That  we  have  only  imitated  you  and  never  attained  your  superlative  pro- 
ficiency in  these  pastimes  is  no  fault  of  yours.  Indeed,  we  have  vainly  endeav- 
ored to  embellish  our  daily  activities  with  those  choice  bits  of  deviltry  which 
only  your  supernatural  ingenuity  could  successfully  achieve  ;  and  now  that  we 
are  to  lose  your  guiding  hand,  we  may  revert  to  our  original  unfortunate  estate, 
and  act  again  like  human  beings,  unless  you  have  the  foresight  and  generosity 
to  leave  a  few  of  your  most  accomplished  members  to  adorn  the  Infirmary  during 
our  senior  incumbency. 

That  we  have  failed  to  impart  your  teachings  to  the  Freshmen,  we  admit ; 
however,  judging  from  reports  and  demonstrations  observed,  they  have  not 
needed  our  tuition — they  bid  fair  to  even  surpass  your  pinnacle  of  success  in 
all  your  diabolical  avocations — especially  in  that  favorite  diversion  of  beating 
classes  and,  occasionally,  the  domes  of  their  fellows. 

Doubtless  your  beloved  (  ?)  Alma  Mater  will  wander  thru  countless  genera- 
tions of  senior  classes  ere  within  her  hallowed  walls  there  be  duplicated  a 
replica  of  the  Class  of  '16. 

In  cheerfully  bidding  you  adieu,  we  look  forward  with  uneasy  fear  and  quiv- 
ering trepidation  to  the  colossal  task  of  living  up  to  your  reputation.     Doubtless 


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we  can  never  acquire  that  sophisticated  pose  attained  by  you,  when  so  elegantly 
adorned  in  that  gorgeous  barber's  uniform,  so  symbolic  of  chaste  virtue  and 
incomparable   purity   of   character. 

We  arc  so  innately  cursed  with  manly  dignity  that  we  may  never  hope  to 
equal  your  inane  hilarities  as  displayed  in  the  Little  Amphitheatre;  and  we  are 
so  inordinately  frugal  as  not  to  waste  shoe  leather  kicking  the  Large  Amphi- 
theatre door  as  we  pass  the  oppressed  Juniors  during  their  nocturnal  innocula- 
tions  of  odontologic  wisdom — even  though  we  sacrifice  our  reputation  as  Seniors. 

We  fear  that  our  extraordinary  intelligence  and  our  keen  sense  of  learning 
will  so  far  surpass  that  of  the  Class  of  '16  that  our  dear  teachers  will  be 
b<  wildered  and  incapable  of  using  the  same  elementary  lectures  thev  have  used 
heretofore,  thus  being  forced  to  comb  the  sea  of  science  for  new  and  more 
advanced  material  with  which  to  cope  with  such  unexpected  precociousness. 

1  hen  think  of  the  qualms  of  conscience  suffered  as  these  same  prelectors 
realize  their  egregious  mistake  in  inflicting  the  world  with  your  baneful  services. 
(  >h  !  the  tragedy  of  this  latent  realization!  Yet,  verily,  may  they  be  comforted 
and  soothed  in  their  affliction  by  the  deduction  that,  to  a  certain  extent,  the  State 
Boards  of  this  and  various  other  bailiwicks  of  this  realm  (fortunately)  are 
watchfully  waiting,  and  that  under  their  sheltering  pinions  even  the  most  unwary 
and  careless  of  the  public  are  spared  the  horrors  of  vivisection  by  pseudodentists. 

Notwithstanding  all  the  handicaps  which  you,  as  a  class,  may  possess,  as 
individuals  you  have  set  before  us  a  line  example;  and  from  the  bottoms  of  our 
hearts,  we  wish  every  one  of  you  that  full  measure  of  unqualified  success  to 
which  you  are  entitled.     We  wish  you  ( iod  Speed  and   Hon  Yovage. 

R.  W.   L. 


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(By  H.  B.  Gorrell) 

Mr.  President,  Members  of  the  Faculty,  Fellow  Classmates  and  Friends: 

It  is  with  some  degree  of  pride  and  pleasure  that  we,  the  Graduating  Class 
of  the  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Surgery,  celebrate  tonight  our  commencement. 
It  brings  with  it  a  commingled  feeling  of  joy  and  sadness — joy  because  we  have 
reached  the  goal  for  which  we  have  been  striving  for  three  years,  and  sadness 
because  there  will  be  a  severing  of  intimate  companionships.  Tomorrow  we 
shall  step  forth  and  view  the  dawn  of  a  future,  in  which  we  must  begin  to 
carve  out  a  career  which  shall  be  a  benefit  to  humanity  and  a  success  to  ourselves. 

We  have  been  assembled  in  this  city  to  acquire  an  education.  True  educa- 
tion means  the  drawing  out  and  development  of  all  the  human  faculties,  and  the 
preparation  of  the  man  or  woman  for  the  duties  and  responsibilities  of  life. 
Only  in  so  far  as  these  faculties  of  ours  have  been  developed  so  that  they  may 
be  used  for  the  benefit  of  others,  just  in  so  far  have  we  been  educated. 

As  in  other  professions,  much  more  is  expected  of  the  modern  Dentist  than 
formerly.  It  is  not  so  long  ago  that  Dentistry  was  looked  upon  as  a  mere 
mechanical  trade.  Those  especially  skilled  were  honored  by  being  called  artists. 
It  was  a  generally  accepted  fact  by  members  of  the  other  professions,  especially 
the  medical,  that  little  education  was  needed  to  become  a  dentist.  A  few  months 
of  training  in  an  office  was  all  that  was  deemed  necessary.  For  about  fifty  years 
the  profession  has  striven  for  the  higher  ideals  and  general  advancement,  so 
that  it  might  better  serve  humanity. 

The  general  problems  with  which  we  are  grappling  today  are  analogous  with 
those  of  the  medical  profession.  The  old  family  doctor  treated  symptoms 
entirelv.  <  >bservation  was  the  important  means  of  diagnosis.  The  appearance 
of  the  tongue,  skin,  eyes,  etc.,  decided  the  course  of  treatment.  Microscopical 
examinations  were  seldom  made  and  a  knowledge  of  bacteria  was  meagre.  Their 
progress  has  been  phenomenal  to  bring  it  to   its  present  state  of  development. 

The  science  and  practice  of  Dentistry  has  made  great  advances,  especially 
during  the  last  few  years.  That  which  stands  out  most  prominently  among  the 
more  recent  developments  is  a  better  understanding  of  the  evils  which  result 
from  the  septic  infections  of  the  mouth.  The  recognition  of  the  importance  of 
this  source  of  infection  as  being  directly  or  indirectly  responsible  for  many  con- 
stitutional disturbances  has  done  more  to  bring  about  a  closer  relationship 
between  the  medical  and  dental  professions  that  any  one  thing.  The  greater  the 
service  we  can  render  humanity,  the  greater  the  reward,  and  the  more  honored 
will  be  our  profession.  We  hold  the  important  position  as  guardian  of  the  oral 
cavity,  the  principal  portal  of  infection  of  the  whole  body,  and  we  should  guard 
it  well. 

In  fulfilling  our  demands  in  this  regard  we  must  practice  prophylaxis.  The 
public  is  becoming  alive  to  the  value  of  this,  as  is  shown  by  the  establishment 
of  Dental  Infirmaries  and  the  inspection  of  the  children's  teeth  in  public  schools, 
together  with  the  tooth-brush  drills.  Consideration  is  now  made  of  the  fact  that 
it  is  much  better  to  prevent  disease  in  a  Dental  Hospital  than  to  try  to  cope  with 


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it  in  a  general  hospital.  It  is  one  of  our  highest  obligations  to  so  educate  the 
public  thai  <  )ral  Hygiene  will  be  given  the  attention  which  its  merit  demands.  In 
short,  we  must  practice  less  of  Mechanical  Dentistry  and  more  of  Preventive 
Dentistry. 

'I  his  opportunity  is  now  here — the  gates  stand  ajar,  ready  to  be  swung  open. 
The  public  is  more  ready  than  ever  before  to  receive  and  appreciate  good  service. 
The  foundation  laid  by  our  predecessors  has  been  well  laid,  and  to  us  falls  the 
privilege  of  continuing  the  structure  to  that  completion  which  ends  in  exactness 
and    perfection. 

To  accomplish  this  we  must  continue  to  be  students.  Let  this  night  be  a  true 
commencement.  Let  us  study  and  keep  abreast  with  the  limes,  for  study  is  the 
basis  of  professional  progress  and  efficiency  the  password  of  the  day.  To  note 
the  importance  of  this  we  have  only  to  be  reminded  that  authorities  have  deemed 
it  not  only  wise  but  necessary  to  extend,  the  Dental  course  to  include  one  more 
academic  year.  This  means  that  new  subjects  will  be  taught,  a  better  understand- 
ing of  the  principles  already  recognized  as  fundamental,  and  a  greater  acquire- 
ment of  skill  in  the  line  of  digital  manipulation.  Dentistry  is  a  series  of  intricate 
and  difficult  operations,  and  to  be  a  success  in  the  broadest  sense  of  the  term 
we  must  apply  ourselves  in  such  manner  as  to  be  masters  of  the  situation  at  all 
times.  This  success  lies  chiefly  in  our  own  hands,  and  as  individuals  we  must 
now  depend  each  upon  his  own  resources. 

"Ships   sail  east,  and   ships  sail   west. 
By  the  very  same  winds  that  blow, 
'Tis  the  set  of  the  sail,  and  not  the  gale, 
That  determines  where  they  go." 

Every  one  should  have  an  ambition  towards  which  all  his  energies  are  directed, 
but  between  the  present  and  the  goal  of  that  ambition  will  be  found  many  way- 
stations  worthy  of  consideration,  and  any  who  in  the  journey  of  life  can  see  only 
the  end,  who  works  and  plans  to  enjoy  only  the  final  triumph  will  not  make  the 
most  of  his  opportunities,  for  he  will  miss  his  share  of  the  joy  of  living. 

This  is  especially  true  in  the  practice  of  Dentistry,  for  its  highest  rewards 
must  not  be  in  fees  alone  but  in  the  excellence  of  the  work  accomplished.  Life 
is  a  grand  excursion  over  the  Scenic  Route.  He  who  is  not  willing  to  take  in 
the  beauty  of  the  rugged  mountain  and  modest  flower  by  the  roadside,  who  is 
impatient  if  sidetracked,  who  i>  disturbed  by  smoke  or  cinders,  should  choose 
some   ol  her   route. 

Dentistry  has  its  rewards.  It  pays  dividends,  but  it  offers  no  field  for  exploit- 
ing. The  books  should  be  balanced  each  day  and  you  must  count  that  day  lost, 
whose  low  descending  sun  sees  not  lnr  you  some  worthy  action  done.  If  this  will 
satisfy  the  ambition,  if  one  has  contentment  and  a  desire  to  serve  rather  than 
to  acquire,  Dentistry  presents  a  field  that  has  few  equals, 

Bui  we  must  be  bidding  farewell.  To  you,  people  oi  this  hair  City,  we 
extend  the  parting  band  with  emotions  of  especial  regret.  We  came  into  your 
midst  quietly  but  we  celebrate  our  departure.  We  came  untried  and  unlearned, 
but   we  go  away  bearing  the  marks  of  discipline.     We  came  with  our  careers 


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scarcely  yet  opened  but  we  go  away  with  our  careers  as  students  finished.  It  was 
to  you  that  we  came  as  strangers  seeking  knowledge,  friends,  and  home.  It  has 
been  in  your  midst  that  we  have  tarried  thus  long  with  pleasure  and  profit.  It  is 
from  your  midst  that  we  shall  on  the  morrow  depart  to  pursue  the  mission  we 
have  chosen  in  the  great  outer  world.  When  the  brows  that  now  flush  high  with 
youthful  ambition  shall  become  withered  by  the  advance  of  age,  perchance,  wv 
shall  look  back  as  to  a  bright  sunbeam  amid  the  shadows  of  the  past,  to  this  deaf 
place,  to  those  well  remembered  faces  to  which  we  now  say  farewell. 

Gentlemen  of  the  Faculty:  To  you  has  been  given  this  task  of  impressing 
directly  upon  our  minds  those  truths  that  shall  develop  the  truest  manhood  of 
each  nature,  and  of  implanting  in  each  brain  and  heart  the  germs  of  knowledge 
whose  perfect  growth  shall  form  lives  of  success  and  whose  fruitage  be  the 
crowning  of  well  spent  years.  How  well  you  have  discharged  this  responsibility 
the  present  but  faintly  shows.  The  future  alone  can  tell  how  well,  how  faith- 
fully you  have  labored  in  our  behalf.  We  tremble  as  we  leave  you,  for  here 
we  have  relied  upon  your  wisdom  and  guidance,  here  we  have  sought  counsel  and 
assistance  from  you,  who  have  ever  been  so  able  and  so  willing  to  bestow  it. 
Now  we  launch  our  little  craft  away,  away  from  the  ship  yard  of  the  stocks 
and  away  from  the  master  builders'  hands.  We  go  to  buffet  the  waves,  where 
there  shall  be  none  to  guide  nor  assist.  Our  own  eyes  must  now  watch  the  com- 
pass and  scan  the  charts.  Our  own  hands  must  hold  the  rudder.  If  ever  hours 
of  dark  defeat  and  failure  come  bitterly  will  we  rue  the  neglect  with  which  we 
have  met,  alas,  too  man)'  of  your  monitions,  and  when  the  banner  waves  high 
and  the  welkin  echoes  with  glad  shouts  of  triumph,  we  will  think  of  you  and 
say  that  to  you  and  your  wisdom  and  instruction  we  owe  it  all. 

Fellow  Classmates:  (  >ur  college  days  are  ended.  Here  our  friendships  have 
grown  to  mutual  affection.  Here  we  drink  from  the  same  fountains,  have  the 
same  brave  thoughts  and  high  aspirations  for  the  future,  but  there  is  an  end  of 
all.  It  behooves  us  to  step  cautiously  as  we  cross  the  threshold  and  emerge  into 
the  dazzling  sunlight  and  deafening  din  and  tumultuous  whirl  of  the  busy  world. 
Think  not  that  all  is  sunshine  nor  that  fame  will  wait  upon  your  bidding.  He 
who  would  win  must  labor  for  the  prize.  If  the  thought  arises,  are  we  adequate 
to  tin-  task-  of  shaping  our  course  in  life's  dark  maze,  as  to  reach  the  goal,  the 
haven  of  success  which  we  seek,  let  the  success  of  others  be  our  stimulus.  Hut 
now  to  say  farewell  fills  every  heart  with  awe:  let  us  forget  the  heart  wounds 
of  class  rivalry  ami  bear  away  from  this  place  the  precious  casket  of  our  strong 
true  love.  Should  this  he  our  last  time  of  meeting  here,  may  we  in  the  great 
hereafter  meet  and  may  an  unclouded  path  of  glorious  labor,  toil  and  triumph. 
lead  hack,  amid  ami  beyond  the  scenes  of  time's  life  to  this  time  and  spot  where 
we  now  say  a  last  long  farewell. 


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Ik-llo,  Fellows!  Sit  down;  pass  the  cigars  there,  Bill.  Feels  good  to  get 
together,  doesn't  it?  But  it  is  tough,  it  is  the  last  time,  and  it  is  just  on  an 
occasion  like  this  that  makes  me  feel  like  going  over  some  of  the  happy  days  of 
our  past  three  years. 

Do  you  remember  when  we  started  as  embryo  dentists  in  '13  to  the  tune 
of   170  men?     And  we  certainly  have  made  history,  from  that  time  to  this. 

I  can  picture  with  mind's  eye,  even  now,  the  scene  when  pugilistic  Barlow, 
our  temporary  chairman,  in  defiance  of  rules  and  orders,  tried  to  impress  upon 
US  in  a  physical  manner  his  authority  as  chairman,  but  a  "quiet  answer  turneth 
away  wrath"  and  when  that  wonderful  oratorical  outburst  of  Ritner  soaked  in 
the  future  chairmanship  was  then  and  there  bestowed  upon  him,  and  he  made 
good,  boys,  didn't  he? 

When  it  comes  to  picking  committees,  the  International  one  of  our  Fresh- 
man dance  demonstrated  very  ably  Zangrill's  ".Melting  Pot,"  and  it  further 
showed  that  unison  among  nations  is  not  only  possible,  and  that  makes  for  the 
betterment  of  all  concerned,  and  furthermore  as  proof  of  their  working  efficiency, 
it  resulted  in  being  the  most  successful  dance  in  both  social  and  financial  way, 
ever  having  been  conducted  in  any  Freshman  Class  in  the  school. 

We  managed  to  get  along,  however,  despite  of  the  efforts  of  our  upper  class- 
men to  make  life  h--l  upon  this  earth  for  us,  we  finished  up  the  year  both 
physically  and  mentally,  plus. 

Who  did  you  ask  about?  (  )h  !  Copeland  ?  Well,  boys,  you  will  have  to  admit 
that  the  year  without  him  would  certainly  have  been  a  dreary  one,  a  man  who 
can  tell  a  good,  snappy  story  is  always  welcome,  and  Dr.  Copeland  never  was 
unwelcome. 

Finally  June  rolled  around,  and  I  suppose  all  of  you  had  the  time  of  your 
life  during  the  vacation,  some  playing,  and  some  working,  all  anxiously  waiting 
for  the  Fall  when  we  would  again  grasp  each  other's  hands,  greeting  each  other 
with  our  elevated  title.  "Hello,  Junior." 

And  that  was  some  Junior  year.  Do  you  remember  mornings  when  we  used 
to  line  up  to  the  dissecting  room  with  a  temperature  10  below  zero,  and  Dr.  r>ore- 
land  physical  torture  exercises  timed  to  "Heat.  Cold,  Fain.  Touch."  Dr.  knew 
his  anatomy,  and  knew  what  parts  to  bring  in  play  in  order  to  generate  heat  and 
energy  to  carrv  on  our  work.  "Give  rne  a  match,  the  cigar  is  out.  Have  another 
one.  Jack,  your  cigar  is  getting  low."  The  Junior  year  showed  quite  an  improve- 
ment in  the  school,  both  in  the  personnel  as  well  as  the  equipment. 

1  recall  Dr.  Zoethout's  efforts  to  take  the  laurels  from  the  Chicago  Health 
Commissioners  by  advocating  the  discontinuance  of  bathing,  but  modifying  it, 
however,  by  stating  that  baths  became  necessary  merely  because  olfactory  nerves 
have  been  wished  on  us. 

Saw  fellows,  do  you  remember  Dr.  Kendall  taking  us  off  our  feet  at  our 
Annual  Smoker  at  Barnes  Hall  by  telling  a  "Real  Story?"     1  take  it  for  granted 


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that  it  was  up  to  him  to  compensate  us,  tor  our  loss,  as  Dr.  Copeland  had  quit 
telling  stories,  he  telling  facts  now  only. 

It  was  during  this  year  that  we  had  our  first  introduction  to  the  leading  lights 
of  the  dental  profession,  men  who  have  made  our  dental  faculty  the  greatest  and 
best  faculty  on  earth,  men  whose  work  in  this  profession  will  always  stand  as 
a  monument  representing  the  most  wonderful  and  progressing  advance  of  dent- 
istry since  its  inception.  It  is  a  pride  and  pleasure  to  be  able  to  point  to  such 
men  as  T.  W.  Brophy,  C.  X.  Johnson,  J.  P.  Buckley,  W.  H.  Logan.  \Y.  L.  Cope- 
land,  F.  E.  Roach.  Calvin  Case,  \Ym.  D.  Zoethout,  P.  S.  Puterbaugh  and  J.  L. 
Kendall,  and  besides  being  absolute  authorities  in  each  of  their  respective  branches 
they  are  teachers  who  know  how  to  teach. 

But  away  from  this  a  moment.  Let  us  have  a  little  look  at  the  frivolous  side 
ot  our  Junior  year  college  life.  It  surely  cannot  be  said  that  the  members  of 
our  class  were  not  willing  to  stand  up,  and  tight  for  their  rights.  Do  you  recall 
the  scrap  between  I  hitch  and  Brossman?  They  fought  to  a  draw,  and  it  wasn't 
just  drawing  their  breath  either.  Also  the  inter-class  contest  for  the  faculty 
cup  which  was  held  at  the  Y.  M.  C.  A.  bowling  allevs,  our  class  winning  the 
deciding  game  and  cup. 

Here  comes  the  sensational  Badger  fight.  After  much  discussion  the  referees 
were  chosen.  Our  dear  Waggie  was  among  them,  and  the  story  how  he  was 
caught  many  times  by  officers,  and  the  number  of  shots  fired  upon  him  can  best 
be  described  by  Waggie  himself. 

The  real  fight  was  a  political  one  at  the  end  of  our  Junior  year,  at  which  time 
officers  were  to  be  elected  for  the  coming  Senior  term. 

Campaign  had  been  waged  energetically  by  the  two  strong  factions,  Frats  and 
Non-Frats.  The  eventful  day  arrived,  and  it  was  declared  a  legal  holiday  at 
school,  preparedness  has  been  the  the  watchword  and  slogan  of  both  sides,  and 
then  came  the  surprise  of  the  day.  The  Non-Frats  brought  to  bear  their  ^'-centi- 
meter howitzers,  and  at  the  conclusion  of  the  bombardment  only  one  minor  fort 
of  the  fifteen  remained  in  the  bauds  of  the  fraternity.  And  even  at  that  it  was 
only  due  to  a  sympathy  and  respect  for  a  valiant  and  vanquished  foe. 

Exams  were  over,  and  we  all  again  left  for  home  and  other  places.  The  time, 
however,  seemed  very  short,  and  before  we  knew  it  we  were  back  clasping  hands 
and  saving  "How  do  vou  do,"  again,  this  time  in  the  infirmary  as  full-fledged 
Seniors.  We  can  safelv  admit  now  that  it  made  our  heads  swell  to  hear  Dr. 
Puterbaugh  in  his  talk  to  us  on  the  opening  night  on  our  discretion  in  choosing 
dentistry  as  a  profession.  I  lis  advice  to  the  Freshman  Class  was  safe,  sound, 
and  conservative. 

"By  the  way,  how  did  Dr.  Puterbaugh's  advice,  'how  to  be  a  student."  strike 
you'"  It  didn't  appeal  to  me  at  all.  Study  three  hours  a  night,  and  go  the 
pace  that  kills  on  Saturdav  and  then  study  six  hours  on  Sunday  alter  getting 
up  with  a  big  head  doesn't  .sound  right  theoretically,  and  wouldn't  work  prac- 
tically. 

Alter  that  the  tussle  for  points  started,  and  believe  me,  fellows,  at  times  I 
felt  thai    1    would  rather  sit  on  a  pin  point  in  preference  to  earning  one  of  the 


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other,  but  the  class  went  to  work  with  a  vengeance,  so  much  so,  that  we  were 
determined  to  show  the  school  that  we  could  use  better  and  more  equipment  and 
they  saw  it,  which  resulted  in  our  securing  twenty-five  new  chairs,  with  portable 
electric  lights  for  all  chairs,  new  extracting  rooms,  enunciators,  and  other 
improvements. 

The  man  who  worked  with  us  and  for  us  in  this  project  is  Dr.  Jones  and 
it  is  through  his  strenuous  efforts,  and  desire  to  make  this  school  second  to  none 
that  the  above  became  possible. 

Say,  hold  the  light.  Oh  !  by  the  way,  talking  of  lights,  do  you  fellows  remember 
the  beacon  light  shining  on  Rosskelly's  dome?  Do  you  recall  the  shock  he  gave 
us  when  he  came  in  wearing  a  musician's  wig?  When  buying  same  he  was  deter- 
mined to  get  his  money's  worth.  I  noticed,  however,  that  he  gradually  trimmed 
it  down,  which  reminded  me  somewhat  of  a  boy  whose  new  trousers  were  short- 
ened by  every  member  of  the  family,  and  finally  the  boy  went  to  Sunday  School 
wearing  his  necktie. 

I  wonder  who  was  responsible  for  flutchnecker's  shiner?  It  certainly  was  a 
beauty.     Is  it  possible  that  Packy  had  something  to  do  with  it? 

One  of  the  acts  of  the  school  which  has  made  this  year  a  leader,  was  the 
formation  of  the  Trowell  club,  A.  F.  A.  M.  In  this  case  we  are  thankful  to  the 
large  number  of  the  faculty  members  for  their  active  aid  in  successfully  launching 
this  Masonic  Club. 

It  is  gratifying  to  know  that  the  pledges  made  by  the  members  of  the  faculty 
that  they  would  give  us  a  better  course  than  ever  before  has  'been  fulfilled. 

In  conclusion  boys,  are  we  not  happy  to  say  that  the  years  spent  at  the  C.  C. 
D.  S.  will  be  remembered  by  all?  And  if  we  remember  what  has  been  taught 
us  here,  not  only  will  the  future  bring  success  to  each  and  every  one,  but  it  will 
bring  more  than  the  most  optimistic  dared  hope   for. 

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Indeed.  I  might  begin  at  once. 

Or  else  delay  a  bit : 
But  since  it  must  be  done.  I  see, 

I  think   I'll  start  on  it. 

Now,  it  sounds  very  vague,  I  know, 

To  any  average  mind. 
For  it  a  poem  is,  you  sec. 

Of  strange  and  wondrous  kind. 

He  came  to  me  with  tearful  mien. 
Sad  looks  were  in  his  eyes  ; 

His  mission  he  did  tell  straightway. 
With  many,  many  sighs! 

"My  boy,  he  said,  "'there  is  a  page 

The  editor  can't  till ; 
A  poem  you  must  write  for  us. 

Oh,  if  you  only  will ! 

"It  makes  no  difference  what  it  is, 

Of  any  kind  you  choose  ; 
If  funny,  sad,  or  long,  or  short. 

Hut  you've  no  time  to  lose! 

"Remember,  if  you  fail  us  now. 

That  page  so  pale  and  white — 
You  know  that  that  would  never  do- 

You'll  have  till  Friday  night." 

As  I  have  said,  his  looks  were  bad, 

And  so  I  told  him,  "No." 
But.  lo !  a  change  came  to  his  face, 

He  would  not  let  me  go ! 


He  dogged  my  footsteps  night  and  day 
He  looked  not  sad,  but  wild  ! 

So  I  said,  "Yes,"  and  got  to  work. 
And  sweetly  at  him  smiled. 

So  here  I  am.  kind  friend,  and  please 
Don't  blame  this  space  on  me ! 

But  here  I  am  at  stanza  nine. 
Could  you  think  it  of  me  ! 

I'll  add  another,  just  for  luck, 
He  surely  won't  want  more ; 

And  if  he  does,  well,  woe  is  me, 
I'll  lock  my  very  door! 

But,  oh !  before  I  stop,  right  here 

Just  let  me  have  my  say : 
If  you  behold  McLean ; 

fust  go  the  other  way. 


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Mentor  Cla&si  $ropfjecp 

(  By  F.  G.  Framheim ) 
Hon.  Faculty,  Fellow  Classmates.  Ladies  and  Gentlemen: 

The  prophecy  which  I  have  the  pleasure  to  present  to  the  graduating  class 
of  1916  is  the  product  of  a  weird,  fanciful  dream  which  would  have  delighted 
fanciful  writers  such  as  Victor  Hugo,  Guy  D.  Maupassant,  but  which  an  embryo 
dentist  student  such  as  myself  finds  a  deplorable  lack  of  vocabulary,  to  express 
clearly  the  wild  and  weird  experiences  that  were  experienced  by  myself  therein. 
History  points  out  that  the  ancient  prophets  were  endowed  with  a  supernatural 
power  which  enabled  them  to  reveal  the  secrets  of  the  past,  cast  aside  the  veil 
from  the  future,  and  explain  the  mysteries  of  the  present.  Inn  unfortunately  I 
was  unable  to  find  any  of  these  wonderful  personages  in  the  telephone  book  so 
this  prophecy  will  combine,  as  I  have  said  before,  the  effect  experienced  by  par- 
taking too  liberally  of  raw  oysters,  chili  con  carne,  and  soft  shelled  crabs  at  bed- 
time. (  m  this  memorable  night  as  1  finally  wooed  Morpheus  after  many  efforts, 
1  fell  into  a  fitful  sleep  in  which  I  seemed  to  have  been  conveyed  back  over  cen- 
turies of  lime  and  reincarnated  in  some  magic  manner  to  that  mystic  fairyland 
wherein  ( )mar  Khayyam,  Aladdin  and  other  fairy  personages  ate,  drank,  and 
made  merry  in  a  fairy  dream-city  while  the  brilliant  sunlight  glistened  on  multi- 
colored mosques  and  minarets;  while  veiled,  black-eyed,  languorous  inmates  of 
impenetrable  harems  smiled  wist  full)-  upon  the  passersby.  As  1  wandered  aim- 
lessly about  in  this  "Garden  of  Gods"  1  found  myself  accompanied  by  a  queer 
little  personage  not  unlike  the  quaint  little  gnomes  who  inveigled  Rip  Van  Winkle 
away.  Paying  but  little  attention  to  my  little  companion  we  continued  walking 
slowly  onward  through  the  vistas  of  gardens  until  we  reached  the  outskirts  of 
the  city.  Here  my  little  friend  asked  me  to  express  one  wish  and  it  would  lie 
granted.  1  pondered  a  long  time  and  he  finally  questioned  me  as  to  my  decision. 
I  told  him  1  could  think  of  nothing  I  wanted.  "Surely!"  he  exclaimed,  "money, 
pleasure,  health,  love — there  is  something?"  "Yes,"  I  cried,  excitedly,  "Little 
Genie,  show  me  the  good  that  my  fellow  classmates  shall  be  doing  twenty  years 
from  now."  "It  shall  be  done"  he  answered,  and  spreading  a  square  carpet 
upon  ihe  thick  grass,  he  bade  me  be  seated.  1  had  hardly  done  so  when  we 
aro>c  through  the  air  at  a  terrific  speed  and  as  suddenly  stopped.  As  I  recov- 
ered mv  senses  1  found  I  had  been  transported  in  some  Aladdin  manner  to  a 
tar-distant  land.  I  could  not  at  first  distinguish  the  scene  or  figures,  but  was 
soon  able  to  discern  droskys,  fur-clad  peasants,  while  the  figures  and  characters 
upon  the  windows  and  M.yns  told  me  that  we  were  in  the  land  of  bleak',  cold,  ever- 
lasting winter,  namely  Russia.  Following  my  little  guide  we  hurried  through 
the  crowds  which  thronged  the  sidewalks,  he  turned  abruptly  into  a  narrow  hall- 
way ami  continued  up  a  narrow  flight  ol  stairs  where,  opening  a  door,  he  bade 
me  enter.  Upon  entering  I  heard  a  high-pitched,  queruluous  voice  protesting  in 
a  plaintive  manner  that  the  failure  of  thai  work  made  him  feel  worse  than  the 
time  when,  years  before,  he  had  asked   |ohn,  the  flask  dean,  to  find  his  missing 


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points  at  the  C.  C.  D.  S.  The  association  was  obvious.  I  had  transgressed  into 
the  sanctuary  of  Dr.  Jasbo  E.  L.  Aison.  Next  we  hurried  to  a  land  which  proved 
a  veritable  Paradise  when  compared  to  the  bleak,  cold,  barren  land  we  had  just 
quitted,  for  here  the  beautiful  avenues  were  lined  with  a  luxuriant  growth  of 
tropical  plants  and  flowers.  As  I  watched  a  galaxy  of  flashing,  black-eyed  senor- 
itas  flirt  coquettishly,  from  the  passing  crowds  I  understood  that  my  friend 
of  the  Magic  Carpet  had  transported  me  to  some  far-off  "Latin"  Country.  YVc 
entered  a  magnificent  suite  of  Dental  Offices  and  my  guide  asked  me  if  I  recog- 
nized the  operator  who  was  then  working  on  an  American.  He  was  a  short, 
pudgy  individual  upon  whom  Prosperity  has  evidently  smiled  most  favorably. 
It  was  impossible  to  recognize  him,  however,  as  Father  Time  had  disguised  him 
so  completely  with  the  changes  of  the  intervening  years.  Suddenly  he  began  to 
speak.  He  tells  his  patient  he  doesn't  "give  a  d — m  sing  about  any  d — m  sing 
because  his  fazzar  sent  him  to  Balzemore  and  in  Balzemore  his  little  man  he 
cry."  It  was  impossible  to  longer  mistake  him.  It  was  Senor  Ramon  Santiago 
Colom,  of  Lares,  Porto  Rico. 

Again  we  mounted  upon  the  magic  carpet  of  my  guide  and  when  we  alighted 
we  seemed  to  be  in  the  Ghetto  of  some  large  American  city.  Several  small  boys 
were  playing  in  the  streets  and  from  out  of  the  volume  of  noise  raised  by  the 
traffic  of  the  automobiles,  wagons,  peddlers,  etc.,  the  voice  of  a  small  boy  was 
heard  complaining  of  a  toothache  and  he  exclaimed  that  he  is  going  to  see  the 
"doc"  at  "  ITioity-thoid  street  and  de  tracks."  My  guide  insisted  that  we  follow 
this  little  individual,  and  after  a  short  walk  we  entered  a  small  dental  office 
where  our  small  friend  is  protesting  loudly  for  the  "doc"  not  to  "hoit"  him.  He 
was  excused  in  a  moment  by  this  most  extraordinary  dentist,  who  instructs  him 
to  come  again  on  "Thoisday."  We  could  no  longer  be  deceived;  it  was  "New 
Yoick"  Hutsnecker. 

Hurriedly  we  again  mounted  the  carpet  and  hastily  left  the  squalid,  unpleasant 
Ghetto  of  New  York  behind  and  upon  alighting  we  found  ourselves  in  a  beautiful 
city.  The  people  which  filled  the  cafes  and  avenues  seem  to  lie  mostly  of  English 
extraction.  My  guide  hurriedly  conducts  me  to  a  spacious  office  in  a  large 
building  where  we  were  invited  to  wait  for  the  doctor,  who  arrives  almost  imme- 
diately. He  is  a  tall,  splendid  appearing  fellow  and  my  guide  chuckled  quietly 
when  he  noticed  my  puzzled  expression.  The  doctor  is  wearing  a  Delta  Sigma 
Delta  emblem  but  still  I  am  unable  to  recognize  him  when  suddenly  he  speaks. 
saying  that  "collections  are  as  bad  as  when  I  tried  to  collect  for  the  Dentos."  It 
is  our  genial  friend,  T.  T.  Ferguson.  I  immediately  beat  a  hurried  retreat  as  the 
memories  of  the  many  times  I  had  dodged  Fergy  rose  before  me.  After  waiting 
for  my  small  guide,  whom  I  had  outdistanced  in  my  frantic  rush  from  Ferguson's 
office  we  hastily  spread  our  carpet  and  after  our  rush  through  space  we  found 
ourselves  in  the  hallway  of  a  building  in  America,  where  my  guide  hurried  me 
into  an  office.  The  reception  room  was  filled  with  Bohemian,  Polish,  Bavarian 
patients.  The  doctor's  voice  could  lie  heard  from  the  adjoining  room,  where  he 
was  extolling  the  merits  of  his  own  "Ajax  Indestructo  Denture."  His  remarks 
are  made  in  a  whistling  voice  which   sounds  oddly   familiar.     While   I    am   still 


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puzzling  over  the  oddness  of  the  doctor's  whistling  voice  he  tells  his  patient  that 
he  made  these  plates  for  several  years  before  he  went  to  school  and  the  laboratory 
for  which  he  worked  only  paid  him  $45  per  week.  It  was  our  old  classmate,  Dr. 
George  A.  Jarvinen.  Passing  quietly  out  of  the  office  we  are  confronted  by  two 
women  who  are  heatedly  arguing  over  the  merits  of  their  respective  dentists. 
One  of  the  ladies  insists  that  her  companion  accompany  her  to  her  dentist,  who, 
she  claims,  is  far  superior  to  any  other  in  the  city.  The  lady's  companion  finally 
yields  and  my  little  guide  and  I  silently  join  the  procession.  After  a  short  walk 
we  enter  a  modest  office  where  our  lady  guide  introduces  her  friend  to  a  small, 
wizened  dentist  of  decided  German  extraction.  As  the  doctor  talks  excitedly 
his  tongue  protrudes  from  the  left  side  of  his  mouth  and  we  notice  immediately 
that  the  upper  teeth  are  missing.  We  are  unable  to  recall  his  identity,  however, 
until  we  see  him  excuse  himself  and  hurry  out  in  the  hall  where  we  see  him  very 
confidentially  negotiate  the  loan  of  a  cigaret  from  the  janitor.  (  )ur  cigaret-bor- 
rowing,  edentoulous  dentist  can  no  longer  deceive  us.  It  is  Count  Ha  Ha  Pen- 
singdorf.  As  we  hurried  from  the  office  we  started  to  mount  once  more  upon 
our  carpet.  I  was  awakened  by  a  prod  in  the  ribs.  As  I  lav  in  the  darkness 
trying  to  collect  my  thoughts  I  am  informed  in  no  uncertain  tones  by  my  room- 
mate to  shut  up  and  let  him  sleep,  he  has  an  8  o'clock  class.  My  dream  is  over 
and  the  rest  of  the  night  is  spent  in  agony  as  the  oysters,  chili  con  carne  and 
crabs  try  \ainlv  to  arrange  peace  among  themselves. 


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"^fjtngg  are  Jgot  gitoaps;  ag  &fjep  £>eem" 

"  'Aunty.'  will  you  show  the  baggage-man  where  to  put  Ed's  college  stuff?  He 
said  not  to  expect  him  till  dinner  as  he  was  going  to  the  ball-game  with  Charlie 
Goodrich,  his  room-mate.  And  you  might  tidy  up  for  him  a  bit  if  you  don't 
mind." 

Ed's  mother  knew  that  such  a  commission  would  be  very  grateful  to  the 
untranslated  patron  saint  of  the  Cummings  household,  whose  devotion  to  Edward 
could  not  have  been  more  ideal  and  constant  had  he  been  a  prince  of  the  royal 
line  and  she  a  faithful  subject  of  the  realm. 

"Aunty"  had.  lived  with  her  sister.  Mrs.  Cummings,  ever  since  Doctor  Milford's 
death.  The  doctor  had  been  a  practitioner  of  the  old  school.  His  white  mare, 
slow  and  substantial,  like  himself,  was  a  sort  of  ethical  trade-mark  to  his  widely 
extended  practice. 

For  the  appreciation  of  this  narrative  you  should  know  something  of  Aunty 
Milford's  positive  religious  convictions.  There  was  one  trying  cross  in  her 
domestic  experience.  The  doctor  was  good  to  her  and  all  that,  but  he  would 
have  his  "nip"  on  cold  nights;  and  he  wouldn't  go  to  church  very  often:  and  he 
would  use  short,  jerky,  monosyllables  of  brimstone  variety  when  he  lost  his 
patience  or  grew  emphatic.  And  so  she  sent  up  many  a  prayer  to  the  Throne 
uf  (.race  in  her  recreant  husband's  behalf.  "Twitted"  as  she  was  about  old- 
fashioned  fears,  she  was  gravely  justified  when  her  own  son  not  only  walked 
in  his  father's  footsteps,  but  vastly  outran  them.  So  "Aunty"  took  to  breaking  flat 
flasks  on  the  backvard  grindstone,  and  stopping  on  the  street  to  pick  up  and 
destrov  what  she  called  "cussin'  cards,"  as  a  proof  of  her  righteous  wrath. 

After  the  doctor  died,  and  the  chapters  of  her  own  son's  career  came  to  rather 
a  sad  ending,  which  it  is  beyond  this  tale  to  unfold,  she  came  to  live  in  the  big, 
roomv  Cummings'  house. 

The  Cummings'  lad,  Master  Edward,  became'  her  particular  protege.  She  told 
him  Bible  stories;  she  taught  him  to  say  childish  prayers;  she  bought  and  read 
for  him  books  about  bad  little  boys,  and  the  awful  things  which  happened  to  them, 
and  about  all  the  good  things  that  happened  to  good  little  boys.  And  Edward 
grew  up,  to  all  accounts,  the  pattern  of  juvenile  virtues. 

As  the  years  went  on,  the  young  man's  normal  development  was  marked 
by  prudent  diplomacy,  and  following  an  inherited  tendency  toward  the  professions, 
he  came  to  Chicago  to  study  dentistry.  For  three  long  years  his  letters  came — 
a  glowing  account  of  glorv  and  honor,  interspersed  with  well  worded  hints  about 
the  high  cost  of  living.  And  all  the  while  "Aunty"  Milford  took  advantage 
of  even-  opportunity,  to  fold  her  hands  on  her  limited  lap.  and  enlarge  on  the 
virtues  of  her  dear  boy  to  a  mure  or  less  willing  listener,  whether  it  be  the  ice-man, 
>  ir  the  visiting  parson. 

But  the  most  sacred  idol  in  the  pagoda  is  due  for  a  jar  now  and  then,  and  on 
the  morning  of  Edward's  return  from  C.  C.  D.  S.  for  the  Thanksgiving  vacation, 
when  "Aunty"  went  upstairs  with  the  baggage,  or,  to  be  more  precise,  when  the 
baggage  went  upstairs  with  "Aunty,"  it  was  predestined  that  some  carefully 
embalmed  secrets,  like  the  mummy  of  Rameses,  should  be  discovered  and 
unwound.  For  when  "Auntv"  bad  sal  down  on  a  chair  inside  of  Edward's  bed- 
chamber, puffing  with  avoirdupois  exertion,  her  doting  eye-  fell  upon  the  boy's 
Senior  Class  picture  in  bis  scholastic  gown  and  mortar-board  hat,  just  as  his 
mother  had  recenth   framed  it  and  hung  it  on  the  wall. 

"To  think  of  my  boy  growing  into  such  a  splendid  looking  man  as  that  !  What 
a  spiritual  look  he  has  on  his  lace!  I  declare,  in  that  gown  he  makes  me  think 
of  one  of  the  clergy."     And  she  heaved  a  deep  sigh  of  content. 

"But  I  guess  I'll  fix  his  things  up  a  bit.     I  suppose  he  has  a  lot  of  pennants 


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and  pictures  and  college  things  in  that  suitcase.  I'll  see  if  I  can  open  it."  She 
lifted  it  with  some  effort  upon  the  table  in  the  center  of  the  room. 

The  fabled  result  of  Pandora's  box  with  the  lid  off  may  lie  more  or  less 
mythical;  but  when  the  straps  were  unbuckled  from  that  leather  trunklet.  and 
the  brass  catch  and  snaps  were  duly  sprung,  there  was  a  succession  of  things 
which  would  furnish  ample  exercise  to  even  a  limited  imagination. 

A  photograph  was  lying  face  down  upon  a  velvet  vest  of  highly  brocaded 
pattern.  "Aunty"  Milford,  through  her  plain,  steel-rimmed  spectacles,  had  no 
difficulty  in  reading  the  stub  pen  inscription  on  the  lack  of  the  photo  first  of  all. 
It  read:  "Truly  Yours,  Xellye  de  Onsonne."  Then  she  turned  the  picture  over. 
Shades  of  Salome  !  A  laughing  vixen,  pirouetted  on  one  toe.  with  the  other  some- 
where in  the  higher  altitudes.  Fearful  as  this  was,  her  supremacy  of  faith  soon 
asserted  itself  and  she  said  : 

"That's  just  a  mean  trick  of  some  of  those  college  fellows.  Eddie  's  often 
told  me  of  the  pranks  the)'  play  on  each  other.  They've  put  this  in  here  just  to 
mortify  him." 

"Hut  say,  what  tine  clothes  Edward's  got  !  Pdess  me  if  here  aren't  some  white 
kid  gloves  !  And  I  declare  if  there  isn't  a  hat  mashed  clear  flat  to  the  rim  :  what 
a  pity  to  treat  a  nice  hat  like  that!  And  here's  a  pretty  silk  stocking;  perhaps 
he  brought  them  for  his  mother;  but  there's  only  one.  How  strange!  Spoons! 
Of  all  things!  I  wonder  what  that  'States'  on  the  handle  stands  for.  \nd  I 
expect  this  is  his  visiting  card  case.     Mercy  011  us — cigarettes'     Let  me  sit  down! 

"Now  maybe  after  all,"  she  reflected,  "he's  bought  this  for  his  room-mate 
Charlie  Goodrich,  who  came  home  with  him  today.  They  do  say  that  he  smokes 
these  things  till  his  fingers  are  all  vellow  and  he's  so  nervous  that  he  can't  talk- 
sensible.  But  I  didn't  think  that  Edward  would  even  give  such  things  to  anybody 
else.    I'm  going  to  scold  him  hard  for  this.     I  know  he  doesn't  use  them  though." 

The  next  article  she  brought  forth  was  a  suspicious  mystery.  "What's  this 
thing?  It's  a  bottle  of  some  kind  covered  with  leather  and  silver.  I  don't  just 
like  the  shape  of  it.  I  used  to  see  plain  glass  bottles  that  were  made  this  way 
and  the  good  Lord  knows  I  don't  want  to  see  any  more  in  the  belongings  of  any 
of  mine.  I  guess  it  must  be  a  perfume  bottle.  The  top  unscrews — Oh,  Help ! 
Help!  Help!"  And  dear  faithful  "Aunty"  Milford  went  down  in  a  heap  on  the 
floor.    This  last  was  too,  too  much. 

Half  an  hour  later,  Sally,  the  Cummings  laundress,  stopped  long  enough  in 
her  clothes-hanging  operations  in  the  backyard  to  tell  the  rheumatic  neighbor, 
Henry  Williams,  in  that  "don't-breathe-it-to-a-living-soul"  style  of  gossip,  about 
the  bomb  that  had  been  exploded  in  the  household.  Xow  Henry  Williams  was 
an  admirer  of  Edward's.  As  a  lad  Edward  had  done  many  things  to  help  bear 
the  burden  of  aches  and  pains.  A  bit  of  fruit  now  and  then  ;  a  paper  or  magazine  : 
a  cheery  word  always  :  these  make  good  liniment  for  more  things  than  rheuma- 
tism. And  Henry's  chance  had  come.  He  managed  to  get  in  touch  with  Edward 
as  he  stopped  at  the  Goodrich  home  on  his  return  from  the  ball-game,  with  the 
result  that  Charlie  Goodrich  appeared  at  the  Cummings  door  a  little  later. 

"Say,  Mrs.  Cummings,"  Charlie  began  at  once,  "do  you  know  I  think  Ed's  got 
my  suitcase.  I  didn't  know  which  baggage  check  was  his.  but  I'm  pretty  sure  it's 
his  bag  that's  over  at  my  house.    May  I  take  a  look." 

"Yes.  that's  mine."  he  cheerfully  declared  after  he  had  gone  upstairs.  "Ed 
stopped  in  at  a  friend's  house  on  the  way  home  from  the  game,  but  he'll  be  here 
in  time  for  dinner." 

Years  after,  when  the  cafes  of  West  Madison  Street,  the  late  hours  of  many 
a  jovous  night,  the  mischievous  pranks  and  practical  jokes  of  college  life,  and 
the  character-making  episodes  of  life  in  a  big  city  had  faded  into  the  background. 
Dr.  Edward  Cummings,  successful  and  respected,  stood  before  the  likeness  of 
"Aunty"  Milford  on  the  wall.  Reverently  bowing  in  a  flood  of  remembrance, 
he  said  quietly:    "At  this  shrine  I  will  keep  my  candles  burning." 


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Or  even  as  a  child  would  watch  a  star 

He  sees  his  daily  task  and  wins. 

Ambitions  rouse  him  from  his  morning  bed. 

He  watches  eagerly  for  all  that's  done  and  said. 

He  wants  to  wear  that  coat  of  snowy  white. 

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Junior  Class;  ®iiittv$ 


President E.  F.  Ringlee 

Vice-President R.    M.    Kelly 

Secretary P.    D.    Straup 

Treasurer Sydney    Goodney 

Sergeant-at-Arms ' K.    S.   Khedroo 

Assistant   Sergeant-at-Arms W.    Parr 

Editor  in  Chief  of  "The  Dentos" Richard  McLean 


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JUNIOR  CLASS  OFFICERS 


P.  D.  Strahp 
Sidney  Goodney 


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By  R.  M.  Kelly. 

Did  you  ever  look  at  that  picture  of  yourself  astride  of  a  hobby  horse  at 
the  age  of  seven?  Strange,  wasn't  it,  that  a  little  picture  should  be  remindful 
of  so  many  different  things?  The  time  when  Johnny  Williams  hit  you  in  the 
head  with  the  iron  street  car;  that  first  cornsilk  cigarette  in  the  loft  of  the  barn; 
the  fight  with  "I'uggy"  Malone  over  in  the  lot,  and  learning  to  play  marbles 
for  "keeps." 

Then  again,  you  rummage  through  an  old  trunk  in  the  attic  and  find  a  pair 
of  old  football  pants,  or  a  headgear  four  sizes  too  small,  and  you  are  back  on 
the  field  with  the  other  fifteen-year-old's,  making  forty-yard  runs  around  the 
end,  giving  and  taking  hard  knocks  without  a  murmur. 

History  is  made  every  minute.  Some  is  chronicled,  some  forgotten,  and 
things  of  a  personal  nature  are  registered  in  memory's  catalogue  to  be  recalled 
by  a  word,  a  picture,  or  some  dusty  and  almost  forgotten  article. 

We  may  not  know  it,  but  the  things  which  are  dearest  to  us  in  life,  are  the 
things  which  are  passed  and  gone.  How  often  we  say,  "Those  were  the  happy 
days,"  thinking  that  the  jolliest  days  of  life  are  passed,  yet  ten  years  hence  we 
may  look  back  through  the  same  eyes  and  see  in  our  C.  C.  I).  S.  years,  things 
which  do  not  appear  of  particular  value  m  passing. 

Was  there  ever  a  happier  hour  spent  in  your  life  thai:  the  one  when  you 
sat  before  an  open  fire  and  talked  of  days  gone  by  with  some  "pal"  of  long  ago? 

And  so,  taking  all  this  for  granted,  realizing  that  human  success  is  achieved 
only  by  catering  to  human  desires,  there  is  published  yearly  a  book  calculated 
to  provide  the  necessary  wedge  which  opens  the  log  of  the  past  and  makes  the 
smoke  of  our  pipes  productive  of  scenes  which  are  history. 

And  yearly,  some  man  must  chronicle  the  events  of  his  class  in  more  or  less 
interesting  terms  for  the  benefit  of  his  classmates.  This  year  I  am  the  "goat," 
and  it  falls  to  my  lot  to  remind  you  that  on  Tuesday  night,  October  6,  191 5, 
you  were,  or  should  have  been,  a  Junior  "Dent"  seated  in  the  big  "Amph,"  ready 
to  absorb  the  remarks  of  a  learned  faculty  or  give  the  "Freshies"  advice,  as  the 
spirit  of  the  meeting  might  dictate.  If  you  had  a  chance  to  think  between  the 
acts,  you  were  doubtless  aware  that  an  orchestra  was  present,  and  if  you  failed 
to  take  pride  in  yourself  and  your  achievements,  you  missed  a  large  part  of  the 
pleasure  of  that  joyful  reunion. 

Back  in  school — not  a  senior,  too  busy  for  school  spirit — not  a  freshman,  too 
green  to  know  what  to  do  and  when  to  do  it — but  a  Junior — one  of  the  class  which 
yearly  takes  the  foremost  place  in  the  activities  of  school  life.  The  seniors  no 
longer  seems  so  high  and  mighty  ;  the  faculty  no  longer  impress  us  as  fearful 
monsters  whose  only  purpose  in  life  is  to  humiliate  us,  but  rather  as  friends  who 
meet  us  on  neutral  ground  ready  to  give  us  the  thing  WE  want  and  must  have — 
knowledge. 

The  dissecting  room  was  an  old  story.  Of  course,  it  was  a  new  edition.  The 
words  were  a  bit  more  difficult,  and  the  illustrations  changed,  but  the  old  binding 


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of  formaldehyde  and  carbolic"  acid  was  the  same.  ( ilass  tables,  new  floors,  painted 
wads,  electric  lights,  and  a  general  air  of  progress,  helped  wonderfully  to  make 
the  marvelous  workings  of  the  cadaver  interiors  more  interesting. 

(  >ur  introduction  to  "Daddy"  Watt  was  a  diversion.  His  characteristic  lec- 
tures, and  critical  eye  have  become  familiar  to  us  all  and  we  have  learned  to 
respect  his  skill  with  pliers  and  knife,  as  well  as  his  judgment  in  crowning 
matters. 

"1'nifs"  new  and  old  have  taken  us  through  the  valley  of  shadows  and  pointed 
out  for  us  the  danger  points.  They  have  cast  the  lantern  of  learning  upon  the 
darkness  of  ignorance,  and  the  mysteries  of  the  unknown  have  become  illumi- 
nated. 

We  battled  our  "mid-years"  with  all  the  fortitude  of  a  man  with  a  card  up 
his  sleeve,  and  found  relaxation  from  a  week's  cramming  in  our  Junior  dance 
immediately  following.  We  sang  in  class,  whistled  on  the  stairs,  studied  when 
we  could,  flirted  when  we  had  a  chance,  danced  if  we  chose,  smiled  always,  were 
diplomatic  in  the  administration  of  our  affairs,  and  "got  by"  if  we  were  lucky. 
We  are  proud  of  our  officers  and  otir  good  judgment  in  selecting  them.  We  have 
supported  the  "Uentos"  and  believe  it  to  be  the  best  ever.  If  there  is  anything 
we  haven't  done,  it  is  because  we  have  been  too  busy  doing  something  else  which 
was  more  essential.  We  are  proud  of  our  institution  and  its  high  standing,  and 
with  pardonable  conceit,  we  believe  that  no  small  amount  of  credit  is  due  to 
the  representative  students  which  compose  the  Junior  Class. 

A  vear  hence  we'll  be  looking  for  a  place  to  locate,  and  we  are  confident  that 
our  "alma  mater"  will  be  proud  of  the  class,  who,  as  Juniors,  "made  good,"  and 
who.  as  the  class  of  nineteen  seventeen,  "made  better." 

\ow  for  the  home-stretch!  The  year  when  we  form  the  habits  which  will 
make  us  tile  successful  practitioners  we  aspire  to  be. 


"Let's 


Let's   go! 


"Let's  go  now  !'' 

"We  know  !     We  know 

"We  know  how  !" 


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Augsto,    B Chicago,   111. 

"(  )n  the  Shores  of  Italy." 

Altman,    13 Milwaukee.  Wis. 

"He's  a  devil  in  his  own  home  town." 

Anderson,  E.  R .Marinette.  Wis. 

"He  is  every  inch  a  man." 

Anderson.  O.   V Fruitport,   Mich. 

"(  hie  more  drink  and  the  world  is  mine." 

App,  J.  E Chicago,  111. 

"A  little  fun  now  and  then. 
Is  relished  by  the  best  of  men." 

Asher,  I).  H ' Chicago.  111. 

"Call  him  Sleepy  for  short." 

Axilrod.  1).  H .' Chicago,  111. 

"Would  that  I  were  a  man." 

I'.ahadaur.  K.  (i Asia  Minor 

"Hurrah!  for  the  Turks." 

liancherel,  C.  E.' Vandalia.  111. 

"Dreaming." 

1  Seguian,  I! Sampoun,  Black  Sea 

"Superlatively  loquacious  in  a  quiz." 

Benhnke Chicago.   111. 

"A  recent  Benedict." 

Bernsen,  L Chicago,  111. 

"One  of  our  Bright  Lights" 

Bethea,  M Birmingham,   Ala. 

"Take  me  back  to  dear  old  Alabama." 

lieveridge,  C.   D Bozeman,    Mont. 

"When  you're  a  long,  long  way  from  home." 

Billigs,  E.  O ' Geddes,  S.  D. 

"(  hie  of  the  D.  J.'s" 

Bogard,   D (  'range  City.   Iowa 

"A  good  fellow  from  Iowa  Dental  School." 

Brandau,  C.   II Chicago.  111. 

"Who  would  think  he  was  married?" 

Bridwell,  W.   A Mason  City,   Iowa 

"That  Barber  Shop  Chord." 

Brockbank,  1 1 .  D Spanish  Fork,  Utah 

"Wedding  bells  will  soon  be  ringing." 

Brooks,  V.  J Schenectady.  X.  V. 

"Things  go  as  smoothly  as  his  name." 

I'.udka.  M.  A ". _ Chicago.  111. 

"I  le's  just  a  cousin  of  mine." 

Cannon,  J.  1 1 1  larrisburg,  111. 

"Bill,  Bill,  never  worried,  or  never  will." 

(  apel.  K.J 1  larrisburg.  111. 

"Great   men  are  dead  or  dying,  and   I'm    feeling  bad  myself." 

Carlson.  J,    E '.  . .St.  Charles.    111. 

"Member  of  the  anti-haircut  trust." 

Carpenter.  C.  1 1 Sioux  Falls,  S.  D. 

"I  le  is  building  for  himself." 

Carriss    I.   \   Turtleford,  Sask.,  Canada 

"Tee-IIee." 


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Cassidy,  G.  P Sheffield,  Mass. 

"Where  the  River  Shannon  flows." 

Ciemments,   R.  C Peoria,   111. 

"Valet  for  Meyers." 

Dahl,   II.  J Fargo.  X.  D. 

"My  wife's  gone  to  Europe.  Hurrah." 

Day,    ].  C Salina.   Iowa 

(  )h!  Girls!  Girls!!  Girls!!! 

Deutch,  M.  B Chicago.  11! 

"Beauty   personified.' 

Deutch.  S Chicago.  111. 

"Always  hiting  hi>  lame  lip." 

Doxy.  G.  R (  Igden,  Utah 

"Safety  first.  Watch  your  step." 

Draper.  S.  J Sullivan,   Ind. 

"On  the  water  wagon." 

Duncan.  W.  M Prince  Edward  Isl..  Canada 

"Caruso's  only  rival." 

Devorkin.  B Xew  York,  X.  V. 

"A  Xo.  i  around  the  world  in  uo  days." 

Erickson.  J.  E Morris.  Minn. 

"Shave.  Hair-cut.  or  Shampoo?" 

Fernandez,  1\ Porto  Rico 

"A  busy,  hustling,  heardless  boy." 

Furie,  W.  J .' " Chicago.  111. 

"Our  worthy  janitor." 

Garcia.  C.  M Porto  Rico 

"Prom  the  looks  of  him,  a  Spaniard." 

Gouse,  M.  1 1 Elizabeth.  111. 

"(  >h !  Virtue,  how  I  love  you.'' 

( ice.  .M.  A Logan,  Utah 

"My  Kingdom   for  a  Swede." 

<  ieriach,  Leo Chicago,  111. 

"The  M  issing  1  .ink." 

( linsburg,  S.J Chicago.  111. 

"The  divided." 

( }oldstine,  <  I.  M Chicago.  111. 

"Oh  How  lie  Dances." 

Goodney,  S Ishpeming,  Mich-. 

"An  unusual  optimist." 

( ireenspahm,  I Chicago,  111. 

"I  guess  you're  right ;  one  brings  you  two." 

Grossman,  II.  A Chicago,  HI. 

"Built  for  comfort — not  speed." 

Gudmunsen,  C.   R Hurley,   [daho 

"The  morning  after  the  night  before." 

I  [algren,  L.  O ' <  >gden,  Utah 

"What's  the  use  of  trying  to  reduce." 

I  lamm.  E,  W Ishpeming,  Mich 

"Paderewski  has  nothing  on  him." 

I  fay  word,  \.  R Lenmore,  Wis. 

"When  you're  a  man.  put  awav  childish  thing-." 

Heller,  R.  A '. ' Peoria,  HI. 

"The  Billiken,  from  Winkv,  Blinkv,  China  Town." 

Henkle,  F.  .1 ' ' Lancaster,  Wis. 

"How  small  1  am, — yet  how  famous!" 

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Henderson.  H.  M Niagara  Falls,  Ont. 

"Cows  may  come  and  cows  may  go. 

But  the forever  !" 

Hendriks,  J St.  Clair.  Mich. 

"The  Mystery  of  the  Hanging  Drop." 

Hernandes,  U Porto  Rico 

"He  needs  only  a  test  tube  to  bathe  himself." 

1  Iitt.  C.  G Hicksville.  Ohio 

"I  le  has  common  sense  in  a  way  that's  common." 

Hoeft.  VV.  J '. Geneseo.   111. 

"A  noble  specimen  of  Perfect  Manhood." 

Hudson,  E.  A Minneapolis,  Minn. 

''You  can  never  tell  by  the  bunk  they  throw." 

Imber,  VV.  J Chicago,  111. 

"A  light  heart  lives  long." 

Irwin.  E.  B Milton.  W.  Va. 

"(  >h  !  you  peroxide  blonde." 

Isakowitch.    1! Chicago    111. 

"I  confess  I  am  too  bright." 

Jahnke,   1 1.  E Penally,  X.  J. 

"Smellen's  bodyguard." 

Jensen,  M Muskegon.  Mich. 

"A  companion  that  is  cheerful  is  worth  gold." 

Johnson,  ( i.  ( \ Chicago,  111. 

"Write  your  jokes  on  thin  paper  so  that  we  can  see  thru  them." 

Johnson,   W.   \Y Chicago,    111. 

"Always  smiling." 

Jumer,  A Pine  City,  Minn. 

"A  simple,  guileless,  childlike  man." 

Jiminez.  J Porto   Rico 

"Elevator  bov." 


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Kahn,  H Chicago,  II!. 

' Hurrah  for  the  Irish." 

Kalinsky,  J.  H Chicago,   111. 

" innocent  of  books." 

Kaplin,    I Chicago.    111. 

"lie  has  such  beautiful  eyes." 

Kasolousky,  G Chicago,  111. 

"The  human  bookworm." 

Kelley,  C.  R Morris.  111. 

"Why  must  life  all  labor  be." 

Kelley,  R.  A I San  Jose,  Cal. 

"School  only  once  in  a  while." 

Kelley,  W.  S ". Blair.  Wis. 

"Life  was  a  day  and  that  day  is  oyer." 

Kennedy,   J Chicago,   111. 

"A  millionaire  over-night." 

Khedro,   K.   S Chicago.   111. 

"Newly  Americanized." 

Khuri,  ( 1 Lebanon,  Syria 

"<  )!i !  What  a  Probosis." 

Kimmel.  F Chicago.  111. 

"  A 1  ways  slumbering. ' ' 

Klaudt,  ILK Menno,  S.  D. 

"( iermany  is  bound  to  win." 

Koch,  A.  J I'rairie  du  Lac.  Wis. 

"No  one  knew  him  by  his  words." 

Kudulian,  L.  11 Chicago,  111. 

"  In  my  I  In  rem." 

Lane.  VV.    F ' Rantorel,   111. 

"Don't  cry,  little  boy,  don't  cry." 

Langworthy,  H.   I' Augusta,  Wis. 

"<  )h!  Herald,  where  did  you  get  that  cute  sweater?" 

Lee.  L.  AI Slayton,  Minn. 

"Too  much  night  work." 

Lee,  R.  W Chicago,  111. 

"McConnell  says " 

Lepak,  AL  K Duluth,  Minn. 

"A  light  heart  li\-es  long." 

Leggett,  R.  II Chicago.  111. 

"A  master  with  the  brush."' 

Lieber,    I' Chicago.   111. 

"I    am    what    I    am." 

Liss,    \.    \ Chicago.   111. 

"With  the  immaculate  sideburns.' 

Lokie,  A.  J Wakonda.  S.  D. 

"Nobody  loves  a  fat  man." 

Lundah,  B.  J tshpeming,   Mich. 

"  Music  has  its  charms." 

Lvhnc,    I.  C New   Haven,  Conn. 

"Woodrow  Wilson." 

MacDonald,  II.  I Lake  Geneva,  Wis. 

"Mrs.   (  ice    Ideal." 

MacKenzie,  S.    \ Detroit.   Mich. 

"I  awoke  one  morning  and   found  nnscll    famous." 

Manilaw,  I Chicago,   111- 

"Alany   a  genius   has   been   slow    o!    growth." 

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McCullough,  F.  1 1 Milton,  X.  D. 

"Silence  is  bliss." 

McCulloch,  ILL Golconda,  111. 

"A  quiet  type  of  good,  active,  earnest  manhood." 

McKean,   i  I.  J Towanda,  Pa. 

"Young  Men's  Kerosene  Association." 

McKell,    R.   W ...Spanish    Fork,   Utah 

'"An  honest  boy,  and  true." 

Mckinley,  C.  V '. Elizabeth,  111. 

"I  would   far  rather  he  ignorant  than  wise." 

McLean.    R.    W Princeton.   111. 

"lie  refuses  to  be  interviewed." 

Merrill.  VV.   W Smithfield,  Utah 

"He  speaks,  behaves  and  acts  just  as  he  should." 

Mikulas,  G.  W Cedar  Rapids,  Iowa 

"As  proper  a  man  that  ever  stood." 

Mikulas,  L.  M Cedar  Rapids,  Iowa 

"lust   like  his  brother." 

Miller,    R ' New   Carlisle.   Ind. 

"Virtue  is  a  plain  stone — get  off  of  the  rock." 

Mullineux,  L.  G Chicago,  111. 

"Life  with  me  is  but  a  day  at  most." 

Nauer,  1 1 .  A Chicago,  111. 

"<  )ur  Junior  Anatomy  Shark." 

Nielson,    W.   G (  (ttawa,   Can. 

"<  If  the  Canadians." 

Nelson,    E.   <  1 Menominee,    Mich. 

"<  live  him  credit:    lie  is  a  self-made  man,  and  he  adores  his  maker." 

Nelson,  ( i.   W Marinette.   Wis. 

"Dreamland — the  place  of  many  charms." 

Nelson.   M.  () '. Sioux   Falls.   S.   D. 

"A  man's  a  man  for  a'  that." 

(  Hson,  C.  G Ishpeming,   Mich.. 

"1   just  dijest  it,  <  Hie." 

Iverholt,   E.   M Mt.   Pleasant,  Pa. 

"I've  been  good  as  good  can  be." 

'.lit.   \Y Winona.    Minn. 

"There  must  be  some  good,  hard  work  in  him.  for  none  ever  came  (  >UT." 

I'apantonopulas,  C.  G Greece 

"A  man  of  life  upright,  whose  guiltless  heart  is  free." 

Paxman,   E.   A Provo,   Utah 

"Pleasure   and   action   make   the   hours   seem    short." 

'eterson,  ( !.    I Paxton,    111. 

"A  ten-thousand-dollar  Salvation  Army  voice." 

'isha,   Beatrice Chicago.   111. 

"She  is  meek  and  soft  and  maidenlike." 

'oland,   F.   E Wapaca,  Wis. 

"Silence  speaks  volumes." 

'ope,  J.   A Henrietta,    Texas 

"1  )addy  Watts  Truent.'" 

\ainey.   1 ).  W Salt   bake  City.  Utah 

"A  proud  father." 

lasmussen,  J Chicago.    111. 

"  I  'apa." 

\athbun,    M.    D Muskegon,    Mich. 

"Cabaret  Kid." 


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Regent,  P.  B Chicago,  111. 

"Always   speaking  but   never  saying  much." 

Kithel,  O.  C Sebewaing,  Mich. 

"A  flimsy-film  flinger."' 

Rile,  C.   M Beatrice,   Neb. 

''(  )ur  class  beauty." 

Ringlec,    E.    F Benford,    N.    I). 

"A  man  he  is,  to  all  his  classmates  dear." 

Ross,   R.   A Superior,   Wis. 

"Superfluous  adipose." 

Roubert,   L.   X .Minneapolis,    Minn. 

"A  bacteriologist." 

Sanquist,    F.    W Sweden 

"President  of  the  Ski  Jumpers'  Union." 

Sa9kor,  A.   L Austria 

"A  man  of  many  tongues." 

Schmellen,  T.  S I  hieago,  111. 

A  isits  us  occasionally." 

Schneider,   II.  \Y \bleman.   Wis. 

'  Sing  me  to  sleep." 

Shaughnessy,  L.  O Fairmont,    hid. 

"I'm  right  and  the   world's  wrong." 

Schnitzel",   (  ) Chicago,    111. 

"What's  in  a  name  ?" 

Schroeder,   S Chicago.   111. 

".\  sixtette   from   Lucius." 

Schuhman,    I!.   J Hartford.    Wis. 

"Straighten  up  and  be  a  man." 

Singer,   11.    I Chicago,   111. 

"From  dear  old   Dublin." 

Sorrenson,    II Norway 

"Stock  Fish." 

Stern.  L.  M Chicago,   111. 

"Sargeant  Stern,  il   1  am  no  good." 

Stone,    II Chicago,    111. 

"What's  in  a  nose?" 

Stone,  J.   A Chicago.   HI. 

"lie  may  have  sense — von   can   never  tell." 

Siati] i,   P.  I) ' '. Sioux  Falls,  S.  1). 

"A  nindest  and  quiet  beauty." 

Strozevvski,  L.   S Chicago.    111. 

Shklar,  L.  S Chicago.   111. 

famarin.  A Philadelphia,  Fa. 

"A   childlike  man." 

Tanner.   F.  R Fvausvillc.   hid. 

"A    fearless  man  among  men.  but  among  women  the  meekest  of  the  meek.' 

Torson,  A.  O ' Whitehall.  Wis. 

"The  educated  butcher." 

Tretner,   W.  J Spokane.   Wash. 

"Thanks  be,  1  am  no  longer." 

Trovillion,  R.    N Metropolis,  111. 

"Man,  \iiu  sbo  is  lookin'  good  to-d-a-ay." 

Tyler,  C ' ' .' Milieu.   Wis. 

"Dissipation  has  overtaken  him." 

Vickers,  1 ..  X Kingsville,  <  >nt. 

"  \    Badger   Referee  Alumnus." 


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Valkman,  A.  H Chicago,  111. 

"My  kingdom  for  a  stand-in  with  the  teachers." 

Voss,  E.  R '.....' \urora.   111. 

"( ias-pipe  ( ius." 

Walker.  J.  W Chicago,   111. 

"Just  a   fair  example  of  Chicago's  young  manhood." 

Weidner,  J.  W Farmer  City,  111. 

"A  modest  vouth  from  the  district  school." 

White.  LA ". Chicago.  111. 

"How  is  it?     Furrie :    Couldn't   he  hear?" 

Wilcox,  M.  G Ogden,  Utah 

"Too  far  away  from  home." 

Worth,    Bessie Helena,    Mont. 

"We  see  man  in  his  primitive  state  at  C.  C.  D.  S." 

Witous,  C.  J Chicago,  111. 

"Who  would  know  he  belonged  in   Chicago?" 

Wojtalewicz,  J.  A Chicago,  111. 

"Shorty." 

Young,  S.  A Chicago,   111. 

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Zuback,   L Chicago.   111. 

"Speak  louder,  please." 


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&  Bap  toiti)  a  3 unior  at  CC9.fr. 

"It's  nice  to  get  up  in  the  morning,  but  it's  nicer  to  lie  in  bed,"  so  sayeth  the 

song  that   Harry   Lauder  has  made  famous. 

8:30  a.  m. 

Big  Ben  m  his  most  persuasive  and  persistent  manner  is  urging  this  lazy 
Junior  to  forsake  his  soothing  slumber  and  join  the  ranks  of  the  day,  and  while 
that  dear  old  ballad  "Please  go  away  and  let  me  sleep"  expresses  his  sentiment, 
the  language  which  pours  forth  in  such  profusity  is  of  a  much  harsher  nature. 

Poor  "Hen"  even  in  the  honest  pursuit  of  his  duty  is  the  sole  object  of  all 
this  wrath  and  profanity  and  stands  quaking  with  fear  lest  a  nasty  shot  trespass 
upon  his  delicate  features  or  some  brutal  hand  hurl  him  bodily  into  the  back  alley. 

Without  further  ceremony  it  is  sufficient  to  say  that  .Mr.  Junior  finally  decides 
to  "make"  "Daddy"  Watt's  Monday  morning  lecture  and  now  we  see  him  plod- 
ding along  to  old  C.  C.  D.  S.,  cursing  mankind  in  general  for  the  dark  brown 
taste  that  lingers  in  his  mouth,  to  remind  him  of  the  night  previous. 

In  he  marches  just  as  Dr.  Watt  finishes  calling  the  roil.  "Dr.,  did  you  call 
my  name'"  "Yes,  sir.  Where  were  you  about  three  minutes  ago?"  "Win. 
I-I-l  just  stepped  down  to  Frame's  to  get  a  piece  of  solder."  Dr.  Watt  glances 
down  over  his  glasses  just  a  little  suspiciously  at  this  last  remark  and  wonders 
why  the  boys  can't  get  around  earlier  on  Monday  morning. 

During  the  lecture  on  Richmond  crowns  Mr.  Junior  sits  looking  as  wise  as 
an  owl,  hut  all  the  while 

His  thoughts  are  wandering  from  California  to  Maine, 
l"p  and  down  the  coast,  across  the  sea,  and  back  again. 

He  excuses  himself  a  trifle  early  and  we  lose  sight  of  him  until  chemistry 
class  assembles. 

I  he  y 1,  warm  atmosphere  of  the  Ampitheatre  is  too  much  for  him,  he  falls 

into  his  seat  and  immediately  soars  to  the  realms  of  dreamland,  alighting  at  the 
pearly  gates  of  Heaven,  and  he  sits  on  the  golden  stairs  drinking  in  the  beautiful 
music  of  the  angels'  chorus,  and  casting  aside  all  worldly  strife  and  cares.  Sud- 
denly! a  wild  cloud  encompasses  him,  he  is  hurled  into  the  air  and  dashed  to 
the  cruel  rucks  of  earth,  splattering  and  flying  in  all  directions,  as  a  huge  mud- 
hall,  lb-  opens  his  eyes  and  slowly  gazes  around,  just  in  time  to  hear  Prof. 
Kendall   veil   "punch   'em.  punch,    em!" 

To  follow  him  in  detail  on  through  the  remainder  of  the  day  would  bore  you 
more  than  it  did  him,  perhaps.  However,  we  must  not  omit  that  he  purchases 
an  "American."  intending  to  read  through  Dr.  Roache's  "sermon."  when  "lo  and 
behold,"  to  his  dismay  they  bring  out  the  "moving  pictures"  and  when  such  a 
splendid  chance  lor  sleeping  comes  up  his  state  of  mind  is  one  which  more  than 
forbids. 

And  so  011  through  the  afternoon  he  goes,  meeting  discomforts  and  discourage- 
ments at   every  turn,  "how    the  long  hours  drag,  minutes  seem  years." 

Six  o'clock  Imallv  rolls  around,  however,  and  next  we  see  him  he  is  a  changed 


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individual,  his  eyes  are  sparkling  as  brightly  as  the  lights  that  surround  him,  no 
one  perhaps  was  ever  wider  awake  than  he  is  this  moment.  His  very  soul  seems 
to  be  on  hre  with  joy  and  laughter  and  he  yells  at  the  top  of  his  voice,  "Have 
one  on  me,  bovs.  What  do  we  care  for  expenses?"  and  strutting  up  to  the  bar 
he  flips  out  an  eagle  on  the  counter,  places  his  number  eleven  on  the  brass  rail- 
ing and  assumes  the  dignity  of  a  millionaire. 

When  your  heels  hit  hard  and  your  head  feels  queer. 
And  your  thoughts  rise  up  like  the  froth  on  beer, 
And  your  knees  are  weak,  and  your  voice  is  strong. 
And  you  laugh  like  h — 1  at  some  d — n-fool  song 
You're  drunk,  old  man.  you're  drunk. 

When  you  go  in  the  house,  all  quaking  with   fear 
And  hang  your  hat   on   the   chandelier, 
And  tuck  your  umbrella  carefully  to  bed, 
And  stand  yourself  in  the  corner  instead, 
You're  drunk,  old  man,  you're  drunk. 

And  you  wake  up  next  morn,  and  the  light  shines  in. 
And  vour  head   whirls  around   with  one  mad   spin. 
And  you  can't  spit  cotton  past  your  chin. 
And  you   feel  like  the  author  of  Original  Sin 
You  were  drunk,  old  man,  you  were  drunk. 

Russell  A.  Travillion. 


Such  eyes  are  seldon  seen 
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Almost  everyone  will  confess  that  college  does  you  much  good  but  to  me, 
one  of  the  best  things  it  does  for  you  is  to  lessen  your  opinion  of  yourself.  To  be 
sure,  you  didn't  think  you  were  conceited  when  you  came  to  college  I  strange, 
isn't  it.  how  blissfully  unconscious  people  are  of  being  conceited?),  but  by  this 
time  college  has  "brought  you  down  a  peg  or  two,"  as  the  saying  is,  you  recog- 
nize how  abnormally,  how  self-satisfied  you  must  have  been  in  the  beginning. 

It  is  certainly  hard  to  adapt  yourself  to  a  college  after  having  been  in  a  school 
where  you,  without  competition,  were  the  "whole  show,"  where  you  were  the 
star  in  every  class,  and  when  you  felt  disgraced  for  life  if  there  were  any  grades 
but  A's  on  your  report,  or  any  remarks  but  excellence  in  glowing  red  ink  on  the 
end  of  your  test  payer.  But  that  is  all  changed  when  you  become  a  "college  man" 
when  (  s  anil  D's  are  received  instead  o\  the  As,  and  you  are  requested  to  be 
present  at  the  condition  examinations  on  a  certain  date,  etc.,  also  when  you  are 
mi  longer  the  shining  light  in  your  classes,  but  merely  an  ordinary  student,  not 
a  bit  above  the  average.  Of  course,  this  new  condition  of  affairs  gives  your 
pride  a  considerable  jar,  but  other  things  in  college  are  still  more  effective  con- 
ceit-reducers. For  instance,  at  home  you  were  the  president  of  your  senior  class, 
captain  of  the  football  team,  and  also  a  star  track  man,  and  if  ever  anything, 
party,  joke,  play  or  dance  was  to  be  gotten  up,  you  were  the  leading  spirit.  But 
will  you  ever  forget  what  a  comedown  your  pride  got  the  day  of  the  first  Fresh- 
man class  meeting  here  in  colleger  Before  the  meeting  you  bad  tried  in  vain 
to  decide  whether  to  accept  the  presidency  of  the  class  or  turn  it  down  in  favor 
of  something  bigger.  Then,  at  the  meeting,  you  were  not  so  much  as  nominated 
for  an  office,  much  less  for  president.  And.  as  time  went  on  it  grew  worse.  The 
Freshman  dance  was  given  without  your  assistance',  and  social  functions  were 
arranged  without  your  knowledge,  until  finally  with  a  pang,  you  were  forced  to 
realize  that  you  were  not  a  necessary   factor  in  tin1  life  ot   the  college. 

By  that  time,  oi  course,  your  opinion  of  votirsell  had  become  an  almost  nega- 
tive quantity,  as  far  as  vour  special  brilliancy  and  importance  were  concerned. 
[lilt  there  is  slill  another  factor  in  which  college  lowers  your  self-esteem,  and 
that  is  in  respect  to  your  appearance.  You  had  never  been  considered  a  par- 
ticularly good  looking  young  tellow  even  at  home,  but  at  least  von  have  always 


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thought  you  were  neat  and  attractive  and  something  on  the  order  of  a  heart- 
breaker.  But  the  very  first  day  in  college  you  saw  no  less  than  five  thousand 
fellows  on  the  streets  of  Chicago  that  were  far  more  handsome  even  than  your 
sweetheart  at  home  had  made  you  out  to  be.  and  half  of  these  were  more 
attractive  in  every  way  than  you  could  ever  hope  to  be.  Could  any  one  blame 
you  for  being  blue  and  a  little  downhearted  ?  For  when  the  very  props  are 
knocked  from  under  your  pride,  there  is  bound  to  be  a  fall  and  a  jab,  and  some 
time  is  needed  to  regain  your  lost  confidence  and  move  along  in  this  new  aspect 
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1  stood  upon  a  mountain, 

I  looked  down  on  the  plain, 
1   saw  a  lot  of  green  stuff. 

That  looked  like  waving  grain. 
1  took  another  look  at  it 

And  thought  it  might  be  grass ; 
But  horrors,  to  my  surprise, 

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President J.   C.   Boland 

Vice-President F.  B.  Mahan 

Secretary I.   R.  Carlton 

Treasurer E.  J.   Butler 

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Long  will  we  remember  that  evening  in  early  October,  when  the  class  of  '18 
was  given  its  first  impetus. 

Never  before  in  the  history  of  the  Chicago  College  of  Dental  Surgery 
had  so  many  people  gathered  for  the  purpose  of  attaining  knowledge  and  never 
before  had  so  many  learned  men  offered  their  services  for  the  advancement  of 
our  chosen  profession. 

It  was  the  meeting  of  those  who  wanted  to  teach  and  those  who  wanted  to 
be  taught.  It  was  an  ideal  situation  under  ideal  conditions  and  ideal  results 
have  thus  far  been  attained. 

With  the  actual  commencement  of  work  on  October  6th,  we  have  become 
inseparable  and  our  work  is  a  good  monument  of  our  endeavors.  Under  the 
excellent  guidance  of  Dr.  Jones  we  have  progressed  wonderfully  and  what  were 
at  first  mysteries  are  now  positive  facts. 

Organization  took  place  while  the  year  was  still  young  and  although  no  one's 
ability  was  known,  we  chose  excellent  men  to  serve  us  and  well  they  have  per- 
formed their  duties. 

The  fourteenth  of  December  saw  the  Freshmen  as  hosts  at  the  annual  dance 
held  at  Victoria  1  lall.  A  good  crowd  turned  out  and  a  very  pleasant  time  was 
enjoyed  by  all. 

The  address  of  welcome  by  our  Dean,  Dr.  Johnson,  helped  the  cause  of  good 
feeling  along  and  his  cordial  invitation  was  received  with  deepest  appreciation. 

(  )ur  athletic  endeavors  were  limited  to  a  basketball  game,  which  at  one  time 
nearly  proved  a  stumbling  block  to  our  rampant  Juniors,  and  at  another  occasion 
made  the  U.  of  I.  College  of  Medicine  exert  itself  to  the  limit  in  order  to  beat 
us,  25  to  24. 

During  our  Christmas  holidays  the  class  suffered  a  great  loss  in  the  passing 
away  of  our  fellow  classmate,  Michael  Alexander. 

A  step  for  belter  order  in  lecture  room  was  taken  when  a  student  body  was 
elected  to  be  known  as  the  Senate,  ami  whose  duties  it  is  to  promote  better  order. 

Now  that  the  year  is  coming  to  an  end,  with  good  fellowship  predominating 
and  true  class  spirit  holding  sway,  all  that  remains  to  be  done  is  to  extend  a  note 
of  thanks  to  our  faculty  and  hope  for  as  successful  a  Junior  vear  as  has  been 
our  pleasure  to  have  enjoyed  this  past  vear.  ].  G. 


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In  passing  the  second  milestone  of  our  college  career  and  leaving  behind  those 
activities  we  have  outgrown,  we  are  sure  you  will  pardon  our  presuming  to  offer 
you,  who  are  to  inherit  the  Junior  estate,  any  timely  advice  as  to  the  technic  of 
piloting  safely  past  all  obstacles  unerringly  to  Seniordom.  Of  course,  we  fully 
realize  that  advice,  like  medicine,  is  more  easily  given  than  taken.  However,  a 
word  to  the  wise   fl  mean  to  the  Freshmen)    should  be  sufficient. 

At  the  outset,  you  will  doubtless  be  handicaped  in  not  having  as  efficient  a 
captain  as  we.  Though  we  have  had  many  tempestous  seas,  we  have  wisely 
trusted  to  our  class  president  who  has  excelled  our  most  sanguine  expectations 
as  to  his  ability. 

You  should  have  an  impregnable  class  organization  headed  by  thoroughly 
capable  class  officers  fairly  elected ;  then  stick  to  them  when  they  need  you  most. 
Do  not  abort  your  influence  and  intelligence  by  continually  finding  fault :  remem- 
ber that  they  are  doing  their  best  to  serve  the  most  all  the  time.  It  is  so  much 
easier  to  be  a  fault  tinder,  destructive  rather  than  constructive,  that  every  class  is 
hampered  by  such  barnacles.  It  is  wise  to  discover  them  early  in  order  to  save 
your  craft  Any  good  seaman  will  tell  you  to  scrape  them  off  if  they  do  not 
scrape  themselves  off. 

When  you  matriculate  this  fall  you  will  assume,  perhaps  unconsciously,  cer- 
tain well  defined  responsibilities  as  Juniors  among  them  are  a  few  that  pre- 
dominately stand  in  the  foreground. 

You  owe  it  to  your  class  to  attend  willingly  every  class  meeting,  and  when 
i lie  majority  of  the  class  decides  upon  a  definite  measure,  support  it  even  though 
it  lie  contrary  to  your  wishes.  If  the  Juniors  decide  to  have  a  class  dance  but 
you  prefer  a  smoker,  don't  be  a  welcher  and  a  sorehead  but  pitch  in.  buy  a  ticket 
and  boost  it   with  might  and  main. 

If  your  class  needs  money,  be  patriotic  enough  to  willingly  subscribe  vour 
share.  When  first  mention  is  made  of  the  Dentos  next  year,  be  the  first  one  to 
get  down  there  in  the  pit  with  your  subscription. 

We  are  all  in  college  for  the  express  purpose  of  being  educated,  and  among 
the  man\'  educative  influences  through  which  you  will  attain  your  object  is  that 
one  force,  as  important  as  any.  the  influence  of  your  comrades.  Unwittingly 
your  career  is  moulded  by  those  with  whom  you  associate.  Making  yourself 
agreeable  to  your  acquaintances,  and  giving  your  best  as  well  as  taking  both  the 
bitter  and  the  sweet,  is  one  of  the  prerequisite  factors  of  success  in  any  vocation 
which  takes  into  consideration  personal  contact  with  the  public. 

\n  hypercritical  predisposition  on  your  part  now  may  lead  to  disastrous  con- 
sequences in  your  dental  practice,  and  you  should  not  be  deceived  now  by  the 
promises  of  your  other  self  that  you  will  do  differently  in  your  practice.  Like- 
wise indifference  to  detail  in  your  Junior  year  will  increase  your  susceptihilitv 
to  utter   failure  in  your  Senior  year. 

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who  have  done  their  utmost  to  perfect  us  in  the  Junior  lore  of  their  various 
departments.  As  Juniors,  you  will  first  meet  Dr.  Johnson.  He  needs  no  intro- 
duction ;  he  assumes  you  are  on  the  level  and  treats  you  accordingly.  He  is  a 
great  man,  doing  a  great  work ;  we  hope  you  will  deserve  him.  Dr.  Roach, 
another  star  of  the  dental  firmament,  will  shed  light  on  that  complicated  subject, 
prosthesis.  We  only  hope  you  show  him  that  full  measure  of  personal  respect 
he  so  well  deserves.  • 

In  "crown  and  bridge"  "Daddy"  Watt  will  waste  a  lot  of  perfectly  good 
time  and  patience  on  you.  His  unlimited  patience  is  the  eighth  wonder  of  the 
world.  We  hope  that  he  also  will  survive  the  sea  of  ignorance  which  vou  bring 
with  you  next  year. 

Dr.  Zoethout  also  will  meet  you  for  the  first  time.  We  warn  vou  beforehand; 
now  is  the  time  to  back  up!  He  is  a  profound  scholar  and  a  wonderful  teacher; 
but  patience.  God  bless  you,  he  has  none!  Why  it  isn't  safe  to  die  until  after  he 
has  quizzed  you.  We  have  no  fears  for  him,  but  we  have  for  you.  We  regret 
we  have  to  leave  him. 

Dr.  De  Witt  you  will  also  meet  for  the  first  time.  His  knowledge  of  pathology 
and  bacteriology  is  marvelous.  He  reels  off  those  big  words  as  unconcernedly 
as  though  they  were  child's  prattle.  If  you  remember  half  he  tells  you,  you  will 
know  twice  what  is  in  the  book.  Like  Dr.  Zoethout,  we  have  had  Dr.  De  Witt 
two  years :  we  hesitate  to  leave  him 

In  materia  medica  you  will  enjoy  Dr.  Buckley  and  his  interesting  lectures. 
Although  entertaining  he  is  highly  instructive.  We  know  you  will  like  him, 
but  although  knowing  as  little  as  we  do  about  materia  medica  we  fear  he  will 
have  his  hands  full  with  you. 

Dr.  Cahill  will  quiz  you  in  materia  medica.  A  learned  man  and  a  precise 
teacher,  he  will  do  his  utmost  for  you.  If  you  do  not  know  the  subject,  it  will 
be  no  fault  of  his. 

Chemistry  will  be  made  as  interesting  as  a  season's  best  seller  by  Dr.  Ken- 
dall. A  man  with  a  24-carat  character,  and  a  90  horse-power  brain,  who.  instead 
of  torturing  you  with  tedious  homilies,  will  illustrate  those  complex  chemical 
theories  by  the  cleverest  homely  devices  ever  used  in  the  teaching  profession. 
He  is  a  born  teacher  if  ever  there  was  one.  If  you  cannot  learn  chemistry  from 
him,  your  case  is  hopeless. 

Dr.  ( Irismore,  the  wizard  of  orthodontia,  will  astonish  you  with  the  facility 
with  which  he  handles  the  mvsteries  of  that  mechano-dental  science.  He  is  a 
splendid  fellow  and  a  good  teacher.  We  are  sure  you  will  like  him  and  we  hope 
(for  your  sakes )  that  he  will  like  you. 

Dr.  Copeland,  the  anatomy  fiend,  will  garnish  your  diet  weekly  with  a  few 
choice  bits  of  his  unlimited  store  of  sagacious  anatomical  wisdom.  We  trust 
you  will  profit  well  bv  his  efforts  as  he  is  the  last  sustaining  support  you  will 
have  in  anatomy  before  you  meet  your  State  Board. 

Dr.  Borland?  Well,  vou  already  know  something  about  him — probably  as 
much  as  we:  but  you  will  find  him  and  his  right  bower.  Dr.  Urbanik,  painstak- 
ingly  patient  and    willing   in   your   Junior   dissecting.      Dr.    Boreland,    while   he 


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amuses  you   with    his   appropriate   stories,   always   makes   them   drive   home   an 
important  truth. 

As  anatomy  quiz-master  Dr.  Jirka  is  a  demon.  We  warn  you  against  being 
chronically  sick  for  you  might  overstep  the  boundary  of  his  patience  and  good 
nature. 

In  oral  pathology  you  will  make  the  acquaintance  of  Dr.  Logan,  who.  with 
his  assistant.  Dr.  Schmitz,  will  pound  home  the  details  of  that  important  but 
difficult  subject.  We  suggest  that  you  learn  shorthand  before  attempting  to  take 
Dr.  Logan's  lecture  notes;  hi-  is  a  veritable  verbal  gatling  gun.  lie  is  a  small 
but  a  brainy  man.  To  say  that  we  have  enjoyed  our  work  with  him  is  putting 
it  mildly. 

Dr.  Danielson  we  grudgingly  leave  behind  ;  we  have  no  fears  for  his  well- 
being  for  doubtless  be  has  tamed  your  ardent  spirits  long  ago.  No  words  of  ours 
can  weave  an  appropriate  encomium  for  him  and  his  enthusiastic  efforts  that  we 
may  absorb  a  reasonable  amount  of  wisdom.  Though  we  forget  the  intricate 
details  of  pathology  and  bacteriology,  we  will  never  forget  the  joy  of  his  quiz 
hours. 

In  Dr.  Emenheiser,  we  have  a  coming  Zoethout,  to  whom  the  complicated 
problems  of  physiology  are  as  plain  as  the  alphabet.  We  have  enjoyed  his 
work  with  us,  as  we  are  sure  you  have  and  will  continue  to  through  your 
Junior  year.  He  impressed  us  being  peculiarly  fitted  by  nature  for  a  teaching 
career,  crowned  by  an  infinite  degree  of  success.  We  venture  a  prophecy  that,  in 
a   few  years,  he  will  be  recognized  as  a  prominent  physiologist. 

Now  that  we  have  intrusted  these  men  to  your  care,  it  behooves  you  to  put 
away  your  childish  thoughts,  and  like  good  Juniors,  be  worthy  of  their  efforts. 

In  parting  we  trust  that  the  interim  between  your  Freshman  and  Junior  years 
will  be  as  profitable  as  you  anticipate,  and  that  when  you  return  next  fall  you 
will  not  be  found  wanting  bv  these  men.  I\.  W.  L. 


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Adelberg,  A.,  Chicago. 

Akan,  Nellie,  Alger,  Wash. 

Akerly,  G.  \Y.,  St.  Joseph.  Mich. 

Alexander,  M.,  Chicago  (deceased). 

Arado.  R.  J.,  Chicago. 

Anderson.  K.  D.,  Chicago. 

Ardery,  G.  L.,  Scotland,  S.  Dak. 

Assart,  I.,  Constantinople,  Turkey. 

Bain,  Win.  R.,  Rigby,  Ida. 

Bannister.  E.  A.,  Chicago. 

Barber,  A.  C,  Green  Bay,  Wis. 

Barker,  J.  M.,  Xiohe,  N.  Y. 

Baron,  M.  C,  Chicago. 

Barton,  S.  E.,  Durand,  Wis. 

Bauni,  E.,  Chicago. 

Baxter.  M.,  <  Iranville,  Pa. 

Bazer.  P.,  Chicago. 

Bechtol,  C.  M.,  Binghamton,  W.  Ya. 

Bennett,  L.  G.,  Idaho  Falls,  Ida. 

Berg,  Frank,  Chicago. 

1'iergnian,   11.   1.,  Chicago. 

Best,  Robt.  H.,  Chicago. 

Bingaman,  Win.  K.,  Westmoreland,  Pa. 

Bishop,  G.  M.,  Chicago. 

Blaha,  G.  W.,  Chicago. 

Bogart,  H.  L.,  Paterson,  N.  J. 

Bolin,  J.  C,  Claremont,  Cal. 

Bollinger,  C.  E.,  Sycamore,  111. 

Brautman,  N.  W.,  Chicago. 

Brehm,  A.  O.,  Farmer  City,  111. 

Bringhurst,  M.  D.,  Springville,  Utah. 

Broadbent,  D.  P.,  Chicago. 

Brown,  A.  C,  Chicago. 

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Butler,  Earl,  Bloomington,  111. 

Brown,  C.  A.,  Monroeville,  Ind. 

Brown,  W.  N.,  Moorehead,  Minn. 

Bujer,  P..  P.,   Tripp,  S.  Dak. 

Calkins,  Win.,  Payson,  Utah. 

Caplan,  A.  C,  Bingham,  Ala. 

Carlson,  C.  S.,  Chicago. 

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Chicago,  111.,  Oct.   12,   1915. 
Dear  Ma : 

Hello  Ma !  i  take  my  pen  in  hand  to  let  you  know  how  i  am  getting  along. 
hopping  you  are  the  same. 

i  got  to  Chicago  111.  one  week  ago  to  day.  An  believe  me.  Ala,  this  is  some 
town.  When  i  got  off  the  train  at  the  station,  they  wuz  a  lot  of  people  running 
every  witch  way,  and  i  shure  thought  id  get  smashed  in  the  jam.  The  cookies 
you  give  me  before  i  started  were  all  et  up  long  before  i  reached  my  designation, 
so  i  was  might}'  hungrey  when  i  got  into  Union  Station.  They  say  its  called 
the  Union  Station  because  they  don't  imploy  nobody  but  union  men  there.  Well 
i  was  so  near  starved  that  i  bot  three  bannas  from  a  fellow  at  a  stand  like 
they  use  to  have  at  the  County  Fare,  i  didnt  ask  how  much  they  wur  cause  i 
thought  hed  think  i  was  from  the  country,  not  knowin  the  price  of  bannas  in 
Chicago  111.  Well,  after  i  got  them  i  give  him  a  dollar  Mill  and  he  give  me  back 
only  a  rift}'  cent  piece.  I  ast  him,  did  he  think  i  had  the  whole  counter  wrapped 
up  in  that  paper  beg  instead  of  jest  three  little  runty  bannas.  Well  he  just  loked 
kinda  high  and  mighty  and  said  he  gessed  i  must  lie  a  pretty  green  rube  or  id 
know  imported  bannas  when  i  seen  em.  Well  i  haint  used  to  eatin  imported 
bannas  but  i  didnt  want  him  to  know  it  so  i  grinned  and  savs  right  quick  that  i 
was  only  joshing  him  enyway  and  that  i  knowed  they  was  imported  all  the  time 
for  i  never  cared  much  for  the  other  kind. 

.  "A'ell  them  there  bannas  come  near  bringing  disgrace  to  the  hole  family,  cause 
i  thought  id  eat  em  and  watch  a  train  come  in.  Pretty  soon  a  guy  in  a  blue  coat 
and  a  white  cap  and  a  big  star  on  his  chest  steps  up  and  says  "hey  rube  dont 
you  know  no  better  than  to  thro  banna  peelings  where  people  will  fall  on  em? 
ill  give  you  one  minute  to  pick  em  up  and  ive  a  notion  to  pinch  you  enyway." 
Well  i  couldn't  see  what  good  pinching  a  fellow  would  do.  but  he  seemed  pretty 
big  and  looked  as  if  he  could  pinch  so  it  would  hurt  so  i  gethered  em  up. 

Well  Ma,  i  got  out  of  that  scrape  pretty  well.  You  know  you  always  did,  say 
i  was  pretty  smart  enyway,  not  meaning  to  be  boastful  you  know.  Well  i  clum 
up  a  long  flight  of  stairs  and  got  out  of  doors  again.  But  i  gess  they  was  expect- 
ing me,  cause  the  minute  i  got  outside,  about  a  dozen  fellows  cum  at  me  yellin 
like  fury,  i  tell  you  i  was  flustered  fur  a  minute,  thinking  they  was  some  of 
them  hold-up  men  I'a'd  read  about  in  the  Henry  County  Argus.  Well  they 
was  some  tussel  after  they  got  my  telescope  away  from  me,  but  finally  one  big 
fellow  gets  a  holt  on  it  and  grabs  me  by  the  arm  and  shoves  me  into  a  bus  tiiat 
was  standing  close,  i  was  mighty  nigh  scared  at  first  thinking  i  was  being  kid- 
naped or  something  so  i  was  jest  going  to  jump  out  when  he  shoves  me  down 
kinda  ruff  like  and  asts  me  where  did  i  want  to  go  to,  and  i  said  "To  the  College." 
i  thought  as  long  as  i  had  to  go  somewdieres,  i  might  as  well  go  there,  although  id 
ruther  of  gone  home  jest  then. 

"What  College?"  says  he.  "Why  to  the  Dental  College,  of  course,"  says  i. 
"Well  which  Dental  College"  ?  says  he.     Well  i  thot  there  was  only  one  in  Chi- 


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cago  111  but  i  didn't  want  him  to  know  that  i  didnt  know  no  better,  so  i  said  id  go 
to  the  best  one,  of  course.  Well  we  druv  fur  a  long  time,  i  gess  an  our  or  so,  when 
we  stopped  all  to  onct  and  he  got  down  from  on  top  and  helped  me  out.  "Well" 
says  he  "it'll  be  2  dollars".  Xow  i  knew  he  was  a  sure  enuff  hold  up  man.  i 
thought  that  was  to  much  and  told  him  so,  but  he  begin  to  scowl,  so  i  thought  id 
better  give  him  the  money  so  as  to  get  shut  of  him,  witch  i  did. 

Well  i  got  my  telescope  and  started  toward  a  big  building  witch  had  Chicago 
College  of  Dental  Surgery  on  it  in  big  letters,  i  walks  in  and  tells  a  fellow  in  a 
white  coat,  i  was  looking  for  the  College  an  he  says  as  how  i  neednt  look  no 
further  as  i  was  right  in  it  and  he  sends  me  up  stairs. 

Well,  Ma,  i  begin  climbing  stairs  again,  i  tell  you!  id  hate  to  live  in  some 
of  those  big  houses  i  saw  on  the  way  out  here,  i  had  jest  got  started  when  a  part 
of  the  floor  above  me  fell  with  three  men  on  it.  i  thought  theyd  been  killed,  but 
i  learned  afterwards  that  it  was  an  aviator  witch  was  used  sos  you  didn't  hat*  to 
spend  all  your  life  climbing  these  infernal  stairs. 

Well,  ma,  i  finally  got  to  a  big  room  full  of  a  lot  of  fellows,  dressed  like 
barbers,  standing  over  chairs  and  pushing  a  thing  with  their  feet  that  looked  for 
all  the  world  like  Pa's  old  grind  stone,  i  saw  a  lot  of  people  settin  on  some  long 
seats  so  i  went  over  and  set  down  on  one  of  them.  After  a  long  time  a  big  fat 
fellow  in  a  white  coat  comes  out  of  a  little  room  and  motions  me  to  come  in.  it 
said  examination  room  on  the  door.  Well  i  didn't  know  they  had  to  be  examined 
before  they  went  to  dental  college,  but  you  always  told  me  that  boys  should  be 
seen  and  not  heard,  so  since  he  had  seen  me.  i  thought  id  follow  him  and  say 
nothing. 

Well,  sir!  he  told  me  to  sit  in  a  chair  and  he  started  looking  into  my  mouth 
and  asking  questions  about  my  teeth.  Well  before  he  got  threw,  he  hail  me  sent 
down  stairs  to  another  fellow  who  pulled  out  2  teeth  which  hurt  like  the  Dickens, 
but  im  no  coward  so  i  didn't  say  nothing.  Then  i  was  took  up  stairs  and  one  of 
those  barber  fellows  put  me  in  his  chair  and  fixed  my  teeth  all  the  rest  of  the 
forenoon.  Then  i  gess  he  got  tired  cause  he  said,  would  i  come  back  again  tomor- 
row. So  i  went  to  git  my  telescope  when  i  met  a  fellow  who  ast  me  had  i 
hot  my  instruments  yet.  Well  he  begin  talking  about  white  instruments,  and 
how  they  was  so  much  better  than  any  other  kind.  Sos  not  to  appear  to  igorant  i 
thot  id  show  him  i  knew  something  about  instruments  two.  So  i  savs  kinda 
important  like,  that  id  been  told  by  Dr.  Smith,  the  Dentst  in  our  County  Seat, 
that  black  instruments  were  the  only  ones  worth  havcing.  Well.  Ma.  i  gess  that 
floored  him.  he  smiled  kinda  sickly  and  ast  me  had  i  seen  the  register  yit.  '"No" 
says  i  "i  reckon  its  working  all  right,  it  seems  to  be  plenty  warm  in  here."  Well 
lie  sed  as  how  the  register  he  ment  was  a  man  you  had  to  see  before  you  could 
start  to  College.  So  he  lakes  me  up  some  more  stairs  for  a  wile  and  pretty  soon 
we  goes  int.,  a  little  room  where  they  had  a  wise  looking  guy  all  caged  up.  But 
the  guy  opened  the  door  and  signed  us  to  come  in.  but  i  hung  back  and  let  the 
white  instrument  fellow  go  first,  i  thought  id  take  no  chances  seein  what  id 
already  been  threw    in  this  ear  t  ollege. 


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Well  i  went  into  that  cage  and  i  can  tell  you  now  jest  how  that  Daniel  guy 
must  have  felt  in  the  lion  pen.  Well  my  white  instrument  friend  ast  me  my 
name,  so  i  told  im  it  was  Mr.  (deleted  by  censor).  So  he  says  to  the  fellow  at 
the  desk.  "Dr.  Jones,  this  is  Mr.  (deleted),  who  wants  to  particulate".  "How  do 
you  do"  says  Dr.  Jones  kinda  nice  like.  Well  I  declare  to  goodness.  Ma  !  he  was  a 
fire  man,  and  not  at  all  like  i  thought  he  was  if  they  had  to  keep  him  in  a  cage 
like  that  on  purpose.  He  ast  me  a  lot  about  myself  and  where  I  was  frum,  and  all 
that,  you  know.  So  i  ups  and  tells  him  how  i  had  been  Pres.  of  my  High  School 
graduating  class  last  June,  Pres.  of  the  High  School  Literary  Society  and  Sec.  to 
the  Sunday  School  in  our  town.  1  let  him  know  that  I  didn't  use  tahacco  swear 
or  carry  matches. 

Well,  Ala!  that  jest  seemed  to  please  him  and  i  could  see  i  had  made  a  good 
impression  cause  he  laughed  right  out  loud,  i  guess  they  dont  have  many  fellows 
in  this  ear  College  thats  got  the  record  I  have.  Well  then  i  showed  him  my 
Epworth  League  badge  and  he  smiled  again  and  said,  "My  boy,  its  a  good  thing 
you  cum  when  you  did".  Now  what  do  you  suppose  he  merit  by  that.  1  gess 
there  kinda  shy  on  good  students  here.  Well  he  had  me  show  my  High  School 
Diploma,  and  i  gess  he'd  never  saw  many  of  them  cause  he  looked  at  this  one 
a  long  wile.  Then  he  say's  "Hoy,  how  did  you  ever  happen  to  graduate  from 
High  School"?  And  i  say's  it  was  easv  as  i  never  did  study  much.  The  .man 
smiled  again  and  just  said  "Wonderful !  Wonderful !"  just  like  that  you  know. 
Finally  he  ast  me  for  5  dollars  which  i  give  him.  Then  he  sed  i  was  now  a  real 
Freshman.  Put  i  told  i  was  sorry  if  i  was  a  Freshman  as  i  didn't  mean  to  oc 
Fresh.  Put  he  laughed  again  jest  to  show  me  he  wasnt  sore  and  sed  as  how  all 
new  Collage   Students   were   called   Freshmen. 

The  white  instrument  fellow  then  took  me  into  another  room  where  he  intro- 
duced me  to  a  fellow  called  McKean  who  sed  he  was  the  Y.  M.  C.  A.  man  and 
how  he  had  a  nice  room  already  for  me.  Well  ma!  i  remembered  what  you  sed 
about  swindlers  and  confidence  men  so  i  put  my  pocket  book  in  my  hip  pocket,  and 
told  him  as  how  i  gessed  the  room  i  had  was  good  enuft  fur  a  wile  yet.  i  didn't 
have  eny  room  atol  yet,  but  you  cant  be  two  careful  in  a  big  city  like  Chicago  PI. 
Now  ma,  ast  Pa  to  send  me  another  fifty  cause  ive  been  ast  to  join  the  Eta 
Pita  Pie.  Thats  a  club  theys  starting  here.  Every  body  i  speak  to  about  it 
smiles,  so  i  guess  its  a  good  club.  <  >h  yes!  and  before  i  forget  i  must  tell  you 
that  your  sun  is  attracting  some  attention  here,  i  guess  they  herd  about  my  being 
the  I 'res.  of  my  class  cause  theyve  ast  me  to  be  chief  refree  at  a  Badger  Fight. 
You  bet  they  cant  keep  a  good  man  down.  Well  ma,  i  must  quit  now  and  go 
to  bed  as  it  is  to  late  to  study  histology  now. 

Very  Respectfully  Yours, 

(Deleted  by  censor.) 

P  S.  Tell  I'a  i  decided  to  by  the  mason  tools,  i  thot  i  sort  of  ought  to 
please  him  seeing  as  how  he  belonged  to  the  masons.  One  fellow  wanted  me 
to  by  bets  tools  but  i  told  him  that  i  never  bet  and  that  settled  him.  1 'lease  excuse 
mistakes.  Discovered  bv   R.  W.  L. 


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On  the  evening  of  December  17,  1915,  Dr.  Borland  gave  an  elaborate  banquet 
to  the  Junior  and  Freshman  classes  in  dissecting.  The  affair  took  place  at  the 
Auditorium  Hotel,  and  a  large  number  of  the  students  were  present.  Toasts 
were  heard  from  members  of  the  faculty,  and  a  number  of  students  entertained 
the  guests  in  like  manner.  It  is  reported  that  ever)-  one  present  had  a  most 
enjoyable  evening.     The  program  was  as  follows : 


THE  CHICAGO  COLLEGE  OF  DENTAL  SURGERY 
BANQUET 

to  celebrate  the  successful  termination  of  the  work  in  the  Anatomical  Laboratory. 
Held  in  honor  of  the  Anatomical  Department  by  the  Freshman  and  Junior 
Classes. 

Auditorium  Hotel,  Chicago, 

December  17,  1915. 

The  Anatomical  Staff: 

W.  L.  Lopeland.  M.  D.,  C  X.,  R.  C  S.,  Professor  of  Anatomy  and  Head  of 
Department. 

L.  C.  Borland,  AI.  D.,  L.  I'.,  Assistant  Professor  of  Anatomy. 

I.  Jirka,  D.  D.  S.,  Instructor  in  Anatomy. 

W.  A.  Danielson,  Instructor  in  Anatomy. 

James  Urbanek,  D.  D.  S.,  Demonstrator  of  Anatomy. 

G.  P.  Burton,  D.  D.  S.,  Demonstrator  of  Anatomy. 
Prosectors : 

Berry,  Koch,  La  Due,  Stephens,  Savage  and  Goring,  of  Class  of  1916. 
Honored  Guests : 

Prof.  J.  Newton  Roe,  A.  AI..  Sc.  D.,  AI.  D. 

Prof.  Charles  E.  Jones,  B.  S..  D.  D.  S. 

Prof.  J.  E.  Schaefer,  D.  D.  S.,  LL.B. 

Prof.  C.  N.  Johnson,  AI.  A.,  L.  D.  S..  D.  D.  S. 

Air.  T.  T.  Ferguson,  Class  1916. 

Air.   P.  E.  Lee,  Class  1916. 

And  the  ladies. 


MENU. 

Region  One  Pancreatic   Fluid.   Cream  of   Celery 

Wirsung  Your   Praises 

Region  Two  Cerebrum  of  Lettuce  with  Gastric  Hydro-chloric  Dressing 

Region   Three  Psoas    Magnus,    Formaldehyde    Sauce 

String    Renals  Patella     Potatoes 

Regi  111  Four  Gall  Stone  Olives  from  Talile  Six  and  Celery 

Region   Five  Modeling  Compound 

Ice  Cream  Bile  Coffee  Plaster  Paris  Cake 

Speakers  are  warned  not  to  mention  anything   from  the  curriculum  or  give  any  moral 
advice,  under  penalty  of  instant  vivisection. 


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Come  list  to  our  sorrowful  tale  of  woe. 

Of  the  '"Junior  Prom"  not  long  ago, 

A  lad  and  a  lassie  determined  to  go. 

And  gailv  to  trip  the  fantastic  toe. 

They  "Cantered"  and  "Trotted"  nor  counted  the  cost. 

For  thev  "Hesitated"  and  thev  were  lost. 


&t)e  Junior  Jprorn 

To  Terpsichorean  enthusiasts  of  C.  C.  D.  S.  the  Junior  Class  was  host  to  their 
Annual  Dance,  held  at  the  West  End  Women's  Club,  on  Friday.  February  16.  1916. 

To  the  beautiful  strains  of  the  Psi  Umega  orchestra  the  couples  fox-trotted 
and  one-stepped,  while  the  beautiful  lounging  room  below  accommodated  those 
who  did  not  participate  in  the  dancing.  The  "damsels"  from  far  and  near,  some 
from  Winnetka,  others  from  Rogers  Park,  while  still  others  from  Dreamland, 
assembled  in  gowns  of  most  gorgeous  tints  and  colors,  escorted  by  the  many 
Heaux  Brummels  of  the  Junior  Class. 

It  was  at  this  special  function  that  our  friend  Gerlach  made  his  debut  into  the 
dancing  world.  We  could  hardly  believe  our  eyes  as  we  watched  him  glide  in 
such  a  floating  manner  about  the  hall.  Many  hurried  to  the  outskirts  of  the  hall 
and  when  only  a  glimpse  of  him  was  had  as  he  swiftly  darted  across  the  floor 
with  the  same  grace  as  Vernon  Castle  himself,  they  stood  awe-stricken  as  they 
gazed  upon  his  bewildering  movements. 

Our  white-headed  idol.  George  Xelson.  also  added  to  the  amazement  of  the 
crowd  by  pulling  oft  a  few  eccentric  waltzes  and  two-steps  which  he  had  learned 
from  his  two  years  of  constant  instruction  at  the  well  known  West  Side  place 
of  amusement.  Dreamland.  It  is  far  beyond  our  vocabulary  to  picture  vividly 
this  handsome  voting  "Skee  Jumper"  as  he  elegantly  maneuvered  about  the  ball- 
room floor. 

Through  a  misunderstanding  our  "Badger  Friend"  Tyler  was  of  the  opinion 
that  the  affair  was  to  be  formal,  and  necessarily  was  dressed  accordingly.  Never 
before  have  we  had  the  opportunity  to  rest  our  eyes  upon  such  a  noble  specimen 
of  perfect  manhood  dressed  in  the  latest  cut  of  evening  clothes.  We  wish  here 
to  remark  that  he  even  surpassed  our  Class  Model  Hoefte  as  he  appeared  last 
year  at  the  Freshman  Prom  arrayed  in  his  full  dress  and  soft  collar. 

We  were  next  attracted  by  the  charming  young  maidens  who  were  escorted 
by  Cannon  and  Weidner  whose  costumes  simply  took  the  Juniors  oft  their  feet. 
Cannon's  frau  wore  a  stunning  gown  of  Georgette  crepe  and  striped  taffeta  attrac- 
tively combined.  Weidner's  better  half  of  the  evening  dazzled  us  with  her  pretty 
gown  of  fancy  Fleur  de  Soie  intermingled  with  checks  and  plaids,  which  empha- 
sized a  note  of  youthfulness. 

We  hardlv  realized  the  time  was  going  so  fast  on  account  of  the  man}'  interest- 
ing things  which  occupied  our  minds,  but  before  we  knew  it,  the  orchestra  was 
playing  that  good  old  ballad  "Home,  Sweet  Home."  Suffice  to  say.  everyone 
enjoyed  the  evening  anil  with  wishes  of  seeing  each  other  at  the  next  Junior 
Dance  bade  themselves  a  fond  adieu. 


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One  of  the  episodes  that  go  to  make  up  the  drama  of  life  occurred  on  the 
evening  of  December  fourteenth,  nineteen  hundred  and  fifteen. 

War  had  been  declared.  Prior  to  this  time  class  meetings  were  held,  in 
which  debates  took  place  that  would  give  any  of  our  American  orators  that 
would  have  dared  to  refute  the  argument,  namely  "Where  shall  the  Freshman 
dance  be  held?"  Irrawady  chills.  The  fourteenth,  however,  proved  to  be  the 
climax.  Our  forces  were  concentrated  under  the  leadership  of  General  "Red" 
Bergman  and  Commodore  Blaha. 

Victoria  Hall  was  sieged  and  held  in  captivity,  as  prisoners  of  war,  Professor 
Guyon's  six-piece  orchestra.  The  siege  started  at  approximately  8:55  in  the 
evening,  and  continued  to  about  10  o'clock.  By  this  time  all  the  troops  and  their 
attachments  had  arrived  from  Evanston,  Oak  Park,  Ravenswood.  Logan  Square, 
and  various  other  stations.  The  "trench"  was  gloriously  illuminated,  which  only 
added  to  the  splendor  manifested  by  the  uniforms  of  the  reserves. 

At  the  crucial  moment,  namely  9  o'clock,  internal  strife  started.  Troops  of 
one  company  were  seen  exchanging  plans  with  those  of  another.  Attachments 
were  in  demand,  as  some  companies,  due  to  lack  of  preparation,  were  forced  to 
come  to  the  battle  unprepared,  there  being  no  available  means  of  finding  new 
attachments,  as  all  the  barracks- in  Chicago  and  surrounding  territory  had' been 
called  out.     There  was  only  one  thing  left  to  do,  and  that  to  come  meekly  alone. 

Chief  Surgeons  Kendall,  Kolar  and  Emenheiser  came  prepared  for  action. 
All  the  necessities  of  their  useful  profession  were  at  hand,  even  the  nurses. 
Doctor  "Rexall,"  who  takes  the  non-de-plume  of  "Broadbent,"  could  always  be 
relied  upon  to  be  in  the  place  farthest  removed  from  action  with  his  reserves 
close  by  him. 

The  place  that  was  the  hardest  to  take  and  naturally  showed  the  best  resist- 
ance, was  the  company  commanded  by  Captain  Ruebens.  The  captain  held  all 
besiegers  at  bay.  and  could  only  be  taken  by  consultation  with  her  chief  of  staff. 
General  Heller  "D.  J.,"  which  was  very  soon  accomplished.  At  1  o'clock  Lieute- 
nant Green  fired  the  fatal  shot.  The  lights  were  turned  out,  the  six  prisoners 
escaped  and  the  combined  troops  and  attachments  of  the  Freshmen  Brigade  toil- 
somely left  the  "trench"  to  be  taken  to  their  respective  barracks  by  means  of  the 
elevated,  which  was  erected  for  this  one.  purpose,  to  make  it  easier  for  the  mobili- 
zation of  the  Freshmen,  in  order  to  take  the  long  anticipated  and  dangerous 
Victoria  Hall. 

The  following  day  Troubador  Danielson  was  greatly  dismayed  to  find  that 
so  many  of  his  men  had  been  killed  or  seriously  wounded  in  the  fray.  They,  of 
course,  were  excused  from  "drill."  and  their  names  duly  recorded  and  sent  to 
headquarters  where  the  final  reckoning  takes  place. 

The  veterans  of  the  battle  expressed  the  hope  that  they  again  would  be 
allowed  to  attack  some  other  place  of  amusement.  All  the  survivors  gave  three 
rahs  for  the  generals  in  command  and  resumed  the  regular  routine  of  dental 
training,  forgetting  the  past,  to  be  told  only  to  the  children  of  the  respective  sur- 
vivors in  the  vears  to  come. 


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Psi   Omega   Hallovv'exe   Party 


Delta  Sigma  Delta  Hallow'ene  House  Party 


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i£>ome  Social  Cbente 

On  the  eve  of  Washington's  birthday  H.  D.  Brockbank  and  R.  W.  McKell 
entertained  at  a  dance  at  the  home  of  Dr.  and  Mrs.  H.  J.  Sears.  About  twenty- 
five  couples  were  present  and  an  exceedingly  enjoyable  evening  was  spent  by  all. 
Music,  singing,  and  a  talk  by  Dr.  Sears  tilled  in  the  time  between  the  dances. 
Light  refreshments  were  served  during  the  evening.  All  the  guests  express  their 
appreciation  of  the  successful  efforts  of  the  hosts  and  the  hospitality  of  Dr.  and 
Mrs.  Sears. 


On  the  evening  of  May  10  the  Xi  Psi  Phi  Fraternity  gave  their  annual  fare- 
well banquet  and  dance  to  the  Seniors  at  the  Hotel  La  Salle.  Many  interesting 
talks  were  heard  by  well  known  men  of  the  Dental  Profession. 


On  November  5  the  Delta  Sigma  Delta  Fraternity  gave  their  annual  smoker 
for  the  Freshmen  at  the  Chapter  House,  1438  Jackson  Boulevard.  The  affair 
proved  to  be  a  very  successful  one,  the  entertainment  consisting  of  talks  by 
members  of  the  faculty  and  music.  Luncheon  was  served  the  latter  part  of  the 
evening. 


On  the  evening  of  November  13  the  Xi  Psi  Phi  fraternity  gave  their  annual 
Freshman  Smoker.  Many  of  the  members  of  the  Freshmen  were  present  and 
enjoyed  themselves,  partaking  of  good  smokes  and  eats. 


An  informal  dance  was  given  by  the  Alpha  Zeta  Gamma  Fraternity  on  the 
evening  of  December  24,  1 9 1 5 ,  in  the  Gray  Room  of  the  La  Salle  Hotel.  Every- 
one reported  a  very  enjoyable  evening. 


Beta  and  Alpha  Chapters  of  the  Delta  Sigma  1'hi  Sorority  gave  their  first 
annual  banquet  at  the  La  Salle  Hotel  on  the  evening  of  April  i.  Everyone  present 
reported  a  most  enjoyable  evening. 


On  April  8  the  Xi  Psi  Phi  Fraternity  gave  a  dinner  at  the  Tip  Top  Inn.    After 
the  dinner  a  theatre  party  followed  by  seeing  "Chin  Chin"  at  the  Illinois. 


Unique  decorations,  clown  hats,  a  jolly  crowd,  grand  music,  and  a  midnight 
banquet  were  the  features  of  the  Hallowe'en  Dance  at  the  Psi  Omega  House. 

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The  fifth  annual  banquet  and  dance  was  given  by  the  Alpha  Zeta  Gamma 
Fraternity  on  April  15,  1916,  in  the  Crystal  Room  of  the  New  Hotel  Morrison. 
Many  members  of  the  Supreme  attended  the  affair.  The  prominent  speakers 
of  the  evening  were :  Dr.  Herzog,  of  Loyola  University ;  Dr.  Aisenstadt,  previ- 
ously on  the  Northwestern  University  Faculty ;  Dr.  Gordin,  of  Northwestern 
University,  and  Dr.  Breakstone,  a  well  known  Chicago  surgeon. 


(  )n  the  eve  of  February  22  the  Delta  Sigma  Delta  Fraternity  gave  a  Washing- 
ton Birthday  dance  in  the  ( )ak  Room  of  the  Congress  Hotel.  A  snappy  banjo 
orchestra  furnished  the  music,  and  the  frappe  which  was  served  was  enjoved 
by  the  warmed-up  '"Fox  Trotters." 


You,  no  doubt,  thought  it  somewhat  strange  when  you  noticed  all  of  "Zips" 
easing  off  home  in  the  middle  of  the  afternoon  of  March  4.  Well,  it  was  on  the 
night  ot  this  same  day  of  which  1  speak  that  the  Ni  I'si  Phi  Fraternity  gave  a 
formal  dancing  party  at  the  Hotel  Sherman.  Everyone  present  had  the  time  of 
their  lives.    "Entif  Said." 


Tuesday  night.  December  7.  the  l'si  (  hnega  Fraternity  and  their  pledges  were 
the  guests  of  their  Alumni  Chapter  at  a  banquet  given  at  the  Auditorium  Hotel. 


Brockbank-McKell  Party 


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Friday  night,  April  7,  Kappa  Chapter  of  the  Psi  (  )mega  Fraternity  enter- 
tained Iota  Chapter  of  Northwestern  and  Iieta  Alpha  Chapter  of  Illinois  in  the 
parlors  of  their  home  on  Jackson  Boulevard.  Speakers  of  merit,  smokes  de  luxe, 
and  fellowship  unsurpassed  were  much  in  evidence. 


The  Delta  Sigma  Delta  Fraternity  gave  a  Hallowe'en  Mouse  Party  on  the 
evening  of  October  31.  The  House  was  especially  decorated  for  the  occasion 
with  autumnal  foliage.  Informality  was  the  keynote  of  the  affair  and  many  of 
the  original  Hallowe'en  games  were  played.  A  dainty  luncheon  was  served  and 
excellent  toasts  and  jests  were  rendered  hv  the  guests. 


The    Psi    Omega    outdid    themselves   on    St.    Patrick's    daw      A    combination 
luncheon-card  party  and  dance  proved  itself  a  popular  success. 


(  )n  the  eve  of  December  16  the  Delta  Sigma  Delta  Fraternity  gave  an  informal 
Christmas  dance  in  the  East  Room  of  the  Hotel  I. a  Salle.  Everyone  present 
reported  excellent  music,  refreshments  and  dancing. 


Tuesday  evening,  February  8,  Kappa  Chapter  sent  thirty  active  members  to 
the  Psi  <  )mega  banquet  given  in  honor  of  the  Supreme  Councillors  at  the  La  Salle 
Hotel. 


A  banquet  was  given  by  the  Xi  Psi  Phi  Fraternity  on  the  eve  of  Xovember  25 
at  the  New  Morrison  Hotel.  Many  members  of  the  chapter  gave  very  interesting 
after-dinner  talks  and  toasts.     Everyone  present  had  a  most  enjoyable  evening. 


On  St.  Valentine's  flay  the  Psi  (  hnega  Fraternity  entertained  at  a  house  party. 
Twenty  couples  dined  and  chattered  away  the  hours  of  a  memorable  evening. 


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J.  II.  Cannon,  Snorting  Editor. 

The  Iiasket  Hall  season  began  with  a  rush.  (  hving  to  the  absence  of  football 
the  only  thing  in  the  way  of  athletics  we  could  turn  our  attention  toward  i-  the 
well  known  indoor  sport  of  Basket  Ball.  The  call  for  volunteers  went  out  imme- 
diately after  school  began  and  about  twenty-live  men  reported  for  practice,  among 
which  were  Shaunnessy,  Nelson,  Anderson,  Tyler.  Peterson  and  Stone  of  last 
year's  champion  team.  In  addition  to  these  many  husky  looking  Freshmen, 
including  Strupka,  Turnbaugh  and  Green,  were  present  and  promised  to  develop 
into  fine  material  to  make  up  a  good  fast  college  team. 

J.  H.  McKean  was  appointed  manager  of  the  team  and  did  some  very  noble 
work  in  arranging  an  interesting  schedule  throughout  the  season. 

<  Mi  November  5  the  first  game  of  the  season  was  played  with  the  Freshmen 
and  Juniors  as  the  attraction.  Everything  was  in  favor  of  the  Juniors  who  had 
played  together  last  year  and  had  formed  the  nucleus  of  the  varsity  squad  during 
the  season  of  191 5.  As  expected  they  played  true  to  form  and  by  excellent  team- 
work  offset  the  brilliancy  of  Strupka  and  Turnbaugh,  of  the  Freshmen  team,  and 
won  by  a  score  of  17  to   t2. 

After  the  game  the  two  squads  met  and  elected  E.  R.  Anderson  captain  of  the 
team,  which  selection  lias  proven  wise,  indeed.  Captain  Anderson  has  exhibited 
excellent  ability  both,  at  playing  and  managing  hi<  men.  In  the  former  he  has 
been  ably  assisted  by  Nelson.  Turnbaugh,  Strupka,  Tvler  and  Shaunnessy.  Shaun- 
nessy proved  to  be  the  individual  star  throughout  the  season.  The  diminutive 
little  forward  always  seemed  in  the  best  of  form  and  owing  to  his  great  accuracy 
in  shooting  baskets  made  most  of  our  points  during  the  year. 

Taken  as  a  whole  the  season  proved  to  be  one  vast  success  with  only  one  defeat 
to  mar  an  otherwise  unbroken  string  of  victories.  Long  will  the  student  body 
remember  with  pride  the  efforts  that  have  been  spent  to  make  our  college  first  in 
athletics  in  full  accordance  with  her  professional  standing. 


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On  December  3,  nt  the  west  side  Y.  M.  C.  A.,  the  basket  hall  team  from 
Chicago  Dental  met  and  defeated  the  Illinois  U.  Dents  by  the  score  of  26  to  7. 
The  game  was  hard  fought  throughout  and  despite  the  fact  that  there  were  few 
penalties  a  spirit  of  roughness  was  seen  that  no  doubt  was  the  result  of  the 
extreme  rivalry  between  the  two  schools. 

Chicago  started  with  a  rush  and  the  game  had  hardly  begun  when  Shaunnessy 
shot  a  pretty  basket,  lloth  teams  were  playing  hard  and  Illinois  had  no  chance 
to  score  during  the  first  half  except  when  Tyler  was  fouled  for  unnecessary 
roughness  which  resulted  in  a  free  throw  by  Captain  James,  of  the  Illinois  squad. 
This  proved  to  be  their  only  score  in  the  first  period.  Chicago  had  the  ball  in  her 
possession  most  of  the  time  during  this  period  and  at  the  end  of  the  first  half 
the  score  stood  16  to  1  in  Chicago's  favor,  owing  to  the  accuracy  of  Shaunnessy 
in  shooting  goals  from  most  any  angle  or  distance. 

In  the  second  half  the  Illinois  boys  awoke,  and  Johnson,  a  center,  who  was 
substituted  in  this  period,  proved  to  be  the  star  of  the  Mini  team  and  scored  all 
of  their  three  field  goals  of  the  game.  Furnbaugh,  who  was  substituted  for 
Peterson  in  this  period,  also  put  up  a  nice  game  and  added  6  points  to  Chicago's 
total.  Strupka  also  did  good  work,  and  Captain  Anderson's  great  defensive  work 
at  guard  prevented  much  scoring  by  the  Mini  forwards.  The  lineup  for  the  two 
teams  was  as  follows  : 

Chicago  Illinois 

Tyler,  Turnbaugh   Center   Johnson 

Anderson  (Capt. )    Right    Guard Schalk 

Tyler,  Peterson   Left  Guard Schiltz 

Strupka   Right    Forward Reckard 

Shaunnessy    Left    Forward James   ( Capt. ) 

Referee — Potters,  Y.  M.  C.  A. 


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At  last  our  all  star  basket  ball  team  has  met  its  Waterloo.  After  an  unbroken 
string  of  victories  the  C.  C.  D.  S.  basket  ball  team  led  by  Captain  Anderson  and 
Shaunnessy,  our  star  forward,  was  defeated  at  the  hands  of  the  well  balanced 
aggregation  From  the  Medical  School  of  the  l".  of  I.  It  was  one  of  the  hardest 
fought  games  that  has  been  seen  in  local  gyms  in  years  and  the  victory  was  one 
that  will  be  remembered  by  the  Medics  for  years,  and  perhaps  even  will  be 
handed  down  by  tradition  to  younger  generations,  that  they  may  sing  the  praises 
of  the  team  that  beat  Chicago  Dental  in  KjiC 

The  game  was  played  on  February  15  and  at  the  end  of  the  second  half  the 
score  was  a  tie.  18  to  18,  and  after  two  extensions  of  five  minutes  each  had  been 
played  the  score  stood  28  to  27  in  favor  of  the  Medics. 

Without  seeking  an  alibi  let  us  say  that  with  Chicago  playing  on  a  strange 
floor  and  Tyler's  absence  from  the  game  during  the  second  half,  owing  to  indis- 
position, the  advantage  was  entirely  with  our  opponents. 

Captain  Anderson  did  nobly  in  his  efforts  to  land  the  victory  and  instituted 
many  changes  during  the  game  in  an  effort  to  win.  Hut  as  fate  would  have  it  orr 
boys  had  somehow  lost  all  insight  in  the  art  of  throwing  baskets,  and  time  after 
time,  after  working  the  1  all  up  the  floor  by  some  excellent  team  work  and  brilliant 
individual  playing,  a  basket  would  be  attempted  only  to  have  the  ball  to  quiver 
on  the  ring,  while  the  crowd  held  its  breath,  only  to  fall  at  last  into  the  eager 
hand  of  some  waiting  Medic  and  then  the  work  was  all  to  repeat. 

Shaunnessy  alone  was  playing  in  tip-top  form  and  to  him  we  owe  most  of  our 
points.  Rather  small  in  comparison  with  the  six  foot  Medics,  he  twisted  and 
squirmed  through  their  strong  defense  until  once  in  the  open  and  then  an  accurate 
shot  which  invariably  meant  2  points  for  Chicago.  In  all  he  caged  to  field  baskets 
and  3  free  throws,  making  23  of  our  2J  points.  The  honor  of  making  the  other 
4  points  belongs  to  Ceorge  Nelson,  the  blond  Junior,  who  has  done  some  notable 
work  during  the  year.     Lineup: 


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Shaunnessy    Left    Forward Bernstein 

NTelson     Right    Forward Vnderson 

( Ireen,  Strupka ..  Right    Guard Jones 

Anderson.    Turnbaugh Left    <  Juard C'larne 

Referee— Eckert.     Timekeeper — Paskind. 


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CHICAGO  COLLEGE  OF  DENTAL  SURGERY. 


Published  Quarterly 
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duty  to  be  a  subscriber  of  The  Bur.  As  stated  above  it  is  The  1  )fncial  Organ  of 
the  Alumni  Association,  and  will  keep  you  well  informed  of  the  affairs  in  the 
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T.  W.  Brophy,  M.D.,  D.D.S.,  LL.D. 

C.  X.  Johnson,  M.A.,  L.D.S.,  D.D.S. 

W.  H.  Logan,  W.D.,  D.D.S. 

J.  P.  Buckley,  Ph.G.,  D.D.S. 

T.  L.  Grisamore,  Ph.G.,  D.D.S. 

C.  X.  Case,  D.D.S..  M.D. 

P.  G.  Puterbaugh,  D.D.S.,  M.D. 

C.  E.  Jones,  B.S.,  D.D.S. 

F.  E.  Roach,  D.D.S. 

J.  R.  Watt,  D.D.S. 

C.  M.  Cahill,  Ph.G.,  D.D.S. 

J.  E.  Kolar,  D.D.S. 

R.  I.  DeReimer,  D.D.S. 

A.  B.  Allen,  D.D.S. 

E.  E.  Harwood,  D.D.S. 

W.  W.  Evans,  D.D.S. 

I.  L.  Meredith,  D.D.S. 

X.  Smeltzer,  D.D.S. 


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T.  R.  Allen 
J.  T.  Savage 
J.  D.  McFarland 
C.  R.  McFarland 
T.  T.  Ferguson 
R.  M.  Isselhard 
F.  J.  Fehrenbacher 
E.  J.  Xeumshwander 


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O.  A.  Bensend 
A.  LaCoursire 
J.  A.  Donelan 
J.  M.  Cox 
0.  Poulson 
M.  R.  Schaffner 
L.  P.  Seguin 
H.  E.  Rust 


J.  M.  Siegal 
C.  Sweitzer 
R.  E.  Light 
M.  Emmons 
C.  Heighyvay 
H.  F.  Barclay 
M.  M.  Martineau 


\\  .  W.  Johnson 
M.  D.  Rath bun 
R.  A.  Ross 
R.  W.  McLean 
K.  R.  Anderson 
L.  X.  Vickers 


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E.  G.  Nelson 
\Y.  G.  Hofet 
G.  \\\  Xelson 
E.  A.  Hudson 
W.  A.  Bridyvell 


L.   X.  YlCKERS 

J.  H.  Cannon 

Hess 

M.  Gensen 

J.  Lyhne 

R.  I.egget 


D.  L.  Horton 

F.  E.  Turnbaugh 

E.  Butler 

C.  M.  Musser 
J.  R.  Carlton 


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C.  E.  Chamberlain 
J.  Robinson 
G.  B.  Crabtree 
H.  B.  Chapman 

S.  J.  Ylna 


D.  P.  Broadbent 
W.  M.  Brown 

E.  F.  Troast 

F.  E.  Harris 
E.  C.  Fox 


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University    of    Michigan 

Chicago  College  of  Dental  Surgery 

Harvard  University 

University  of  Pennsylvania 

University  of  California 

Northwestern  University 

University  of  Minnesota 

\  anderbilt  university 

Western  Reserve  University 

Tufts  College 

Kansas  City  Dental  College 

Indiana  Dental  College 

St.  University 

University  of  Illinois 

Buffalo  University 

University  of  Pittsburgh 

Washington  University 

Colorado  College  of  Dental  Surgery 

University    of    Southern    California 

Northern  Pacific  College  of  Dentistry 

Creighton  University 

Georgetown  Dental  College 

University  of  Iowa. 

Louisville  Dental  College 

Lincoln  Dental  College 


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ERATRES  IN  FACULTATE 

J.  E.  ScHAFFER,  D.D.S.,  L.L.B. 
J.  W.  Ford,  D.D.S. 


F.  W.  Bartow 
J.  M.  Besser 
E.  H.  Backstrom 
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J.  Bergman 
E.  Ballinger 
S.  Carlson 
\\ .  Cook 

Gudmunsen 
E.  Savage 
G.  Stewart 

Stokes 

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S.  B.  LaDue 
F.  C.  Lentz 
().  W.  Kapp 
H.  C.  Mahan 

E.  V.  Millard 

IQI7 
R.  Clements 
J.  H.  Hendrick 
L.  G.  Mullineu: 

F.  Meyers 
W.  Parr 


0.  A.  Northstrom 

L.    L.    PoDRUCH 

A.  Storley 

R.  \\  .  Thompson 

E.  B.  Wesdworth 


F.  E.  Poland 
E.  F.  Ring  ley 
|.  \Y.  Weidner 
J.  B.  Walker 

G.  G.  Johnson 


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PLEDGES 


J.  W.  Hurdle 
J.  W.  Green 
H.  M.  Johnson 
S.  M.  Pakow 
G.  E.  Reeves 


C  C  Larino 
J.  Mahan 

F.  Mahan 

G.  B.  Skinner 


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University  of  .Michigan 
New  York  College  of  Dentistry 
Philadelphia  Dental  College 
Baltimore  College  of  Dentistry 
L'niversity  of  Iowa 
Indiana  Dental  College 
l  niversity  of  california 
Ohio  State  University 
Chicago  College  of  Dental  Surgery" 
L'niversity-  of  Buffalo 
Medical  College  of  Virginia 
Royal  College  of  Dental  Surgeons 
University  of  Pennsylvania 
Northwestern  University 
Washington  University 
Ohio  College  of  Dental  Surgery" 
L'niversity'  of  Minnesota 
Western  Dental  College 
Lincoln  Dental  College 
Vanderbilt  L'niversity 
University  of  Southern  California 
Atlantic  Dental  College 
Central  University  of  Kentucky 
Creighton  University 


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FRATRES  IX  FACULTATE 

W.  L.  Copeland,  M.D.,  CM.,  M.R.S. 

I.C.   Turka,  D.D.S. 

W.  A.  Danielson,  B.S.,  M.D. 

L.  C.  Borland,  B.S.,  Ph.G.,  M.D. 

I.  L.  Kendall,  B.S..  Ph.G.,  M.D. 


Pierce  E.  Lee 
H.  N.  Now 
H.  C.  Rice 

E.  H.  GoERING 

W.  E.  Burke 


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H.  A.  Long 
L.  M.  Stevens 
J.  D.  Johxstox 
E.  J.  Kenney 
E.  Sharenbroich 


Wm.  Lindeberg 
S.  B.  Ritner 
F.  S.  Lischy 
E.  B.  Webster 
L.  M.  Poulson 


P.  D.  Straup 
Chas.  Witous 

T.   S.   ScHMELLIX 

E.  W.  Hamm 

J.  F.  Ericksox 
Leonard  Lee 
H.  L .  Macdoxald 
D.  Eogard 


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H.  F.  Iahxke 
R.  M.  Kelly 
L.  M.  Mikull-s 

S.   B.  GOODNEY 

W.  G.  Nielsox 
F.  J.  Hexkel 
C.  H.  Carpenter 
C.  Olsox 


M.  O.  Nelson 
F.  M.  Overholt 
C.  A'.  Rile 
B.  J.  Llndahl 
H.  M.  Henderson 

T.   R.   H  \YWARD 

W.  S.  Kelly 
A.  L.  Lokke 


R.  P.  Haxsox 
R.  C.  Wumkes 

B.  W.  M.ACH 
W.  L.  Spencer 
F.  T.  Thompson 


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J.  A.  Marshall 
M.  O.  Mortrude 
T.  A.  Skinxer 
G.  H.  Waldrox 
A.  H.  Finke 
R.  J.  Stone 


J.  C.  Gedstead 
M.  W.  Schxeider 
J.  C.  Bolin 
I..  T.  Saxborx 
C.  M.  Hang 


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ROLL  OF  CHAPTERS 

Baltimore  College  of  Dental  Surgery 
New  York  College  of  Dentistry 
Pennsylvania  College  of  Dental  Surgery 
Tufts  Dental  College 
Western  Reserve  University 
University  of  Pennsylvania 
University  of  Buffalo 
Northwestern  Western  University' 
Chicago  College  of  Dental  Surgery 
University*  Minnesota 
University  of  Denver 
Pittsburgh  Dental  College 
Marquette  University* 
Harvard  University 

Louisville  College  of  Dental  Surgery 
Baltimore  Medical  School 

College  of  Physicians  &  Surgeons,  (San  Francisco) 
Ohio  College  of  Dental  Surgery 
Medico-Chirurgical  College,  (Philadelphia) 
Wisconsin  College  of  Physicians  &  Surgeons 
Atlanta  Dental  College 
University  of  Southern  California 
University  of  Maryland 
North  Pacific  Dental  School 
Starling  Ohio  Medical  School 
Indiana  Dental  College 
George  Washington  University 
University  of  California 
New  Orleans  College  of  Dentistry 
St.  Louis  Dental  College 
Keokuk  Dental  College 
(1i-:oki;i;t(i\vx   1    nivkrsha 
Southern  Dental  College 
University  of  Michigan- 
College  of  Dental  &  Oral  Surgery  (New  York) 
University  oi    Iowa 
Yandekhii.t  University 

University  College  of  Medicine  (Richmond) 
Mum  \i.  College  of  Virginia 
Washington  University 
Kansas  City  Dental  College 


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G.  M.  Goldstein 
R.  A.  Heller 
S.  J.  Ginsburg 
J.  Greenspahm 


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L.  M.  Sterx 
L.  Bernsen 
B.  Altm  \x 
B.  Bellak 


P.  Begent 
I.  J.  Kaplin 
J.  A.  White 
L.  N.  Roubert 


L.  AIanilon 


PLEDGES 
F.  Kimmel 


Dr.  S.  Sixker 


J.  Glassman 
J.  C.  Yates 


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Wm.  Leeb 
N.  Nechtow 


N.  H.  Fox 
N.  Broutman 


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S.  Spira 


G.  Weiss 
K.  Stone 


H.  Podolsky 


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Chicago    College    of    Dental    Surgery 

Northwestern  University 

University  of  Illinois 

University  ok  Minnesota 

University  Southern  Californi  \ 

Western  Reserve  University 

University  of  Pittsburgh 

University  of  Pennsylvania 

College  of  Physicians  and  Surgeons,  San  Francisco 


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I  am  dying.  Egypt,  dying— 

I  have  learned  the  truth  at  last, 
And  the  dark  Plutonian  shadow? 

Gather   with   the  evening  blast. 
Let  your  arms,  O  Queen,  enfold  me, 

Glowing   with   the   warmth  of  youth ; 
This  is  what  the  dentist  told  me 

When  I  asked  him  for  the  truth. 


There's  a  maxillary  tumor 

And  two  cancers  on  my  cheek — 
The   dentist  thinks,   unless   I   starve. 

I  ought  to  live  a  week. 
If   I   could  only  eat  some  beefsteak 

With  some  mushrooms  all  cooked  swell 
I  would  build  another   pyramid 

Or  tear  down  the  gates  of   Hell. 


I   am   sick — it  makes  me  shiver, 

To  unfold  this  tale  to  you, 
With  warts  upon  my  liver. 

And  with  porous  arteries,  too. 
Every  day  the  lard  grows  thicker 

Where  I  once  was  lean  and  flat. 
And   my   poor  old   faithful   ticker 

Ticks  but  feebly  through  my  fat. 


Gone  my  days  of  feast  and  frolic. 

And  the  sports  I   used  to  know ; 
Gone   that   diet   alcoholic, 

That  I  used  to  worship  so. 
How   each  precious  moment   whizzes 

When   I   know   I've  got  to   die; 
When  I  used  to  drink  gin  fizzes 

I   was  glad  to  let  time  fly. 


I've  got  an  alveolar  abscess. 

And  pyorrhoea,  too. 
All   my  teeth   have   fallen  out. 

And   I've  swallowed  quite  a  few. 
I've  got  necrosis  of  the  mandible, 

With  syphilis  on  the  side. 
Ami   I'm  due  t<  ■  lose  a  chin   or  two. 

Unless   the   dentist   lied. 


Never  drink,  star-eyed  Egyptian, 

Glorious  sorceress  of  the  Nile. 
Listen  well  to  the  prescription 

Of  a  Roman   full  of  bile. 
I   remember  how  you  warned  me. 

When   I  passed  away  the  hours 
Drinking  Alexandria  highballs 

And   Egyptian   whiskey   sours. 


I   am   dying,   Egypt,   dying. 
And  you   see  here   today. 

Just  another  good,  old   Roman. 
Soon  to  croak  and  pass  away. 

I  implore  thee,  Egypt's  daughter, 
1.  who  near  the  Stygian  brink, 

Not  to  touch  a  thing  but   water- 
Cleopatra,   do   not   drink  ! 


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During  the  summer  letters  of  information  are  mailed  to  prospective  students, 
upon  arriving  in  Chicago  they  are  accorded  special  courtesies  by  the  New  Student 
Committee.  Many  Freshmen  are  met  at  the  trains  ;  nearly  all  consult  the  Rooming 
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At  the  West  Side  Y.  M.  C.  A.  Building  a  social  is  held  early  in  October  where 
Freshmen  are  given  special  opportunities  to  make  the  acquaintance  of  their  own 
classmates  as  well  as  other  men  of  the  College.  Committee  meetings,  lectures, 
and  other  gatherings  also  provide  opportunities  for  social  contact. 


LECTURES. 

Throughout  the  year  special  Friday  evening  lectures  are  given  in  .the  large 
amphitheater.    Some  of  the  most  popular  lectures  this  year  were: 
"A  Trip  to  Hawaii"  (illustrated),  Dr.  J.  T.  Buckley. 
"A  Trip  to  Australia"  (illustrated).  Dr.  C.  N.  Johnson. 
"Travels  in  the  Holy  Land"  (illustrated),  Dr.  T.  W.  Brophy. 
"Alcohol,"  Dr.  W.  D.  Zoethout. 


\T11LFTICS. 

Regular  gymnasium  classes  are  conducted  at  the  West  Side  Y.  M.  C.  A.,  where 
a  large  number  of  students  are  enrolled.  The  Juniors  have  maintained  their 
record  of  last  vear  in  basket  ball  and  several  fast  games  were  played — one  with 
the  Freshmen,  two  with  the  Illinois  Dentals,  and  one  with  the  Illinois  Medics. 


ROOMING  DIRECT!  )RY. 

I  luring  the  summer  the  rooming  houses  of  the  neighborhood  are  investigated 
and  a  list  of  reputable  rooms  is  placed  at  the  disposal  of  all  students.  Accommo- 
dations fur  oiih  fifteen  men  could  be  furnished  by  the  Y.  M.  C.  A.  because  of  the 
lack  of  room.     <  If  the  470  men  living  in  this  building,  seventy-six  are  students. 


EMPL(  IYMENT   BUREAU. 

Through  the  Employment  Committee  of  the  Y.  M.  C.  A.  many  men  are  assisted 
in  finding  positions  which  aid  them  materially  in  pursuing  their  College  Course. 
\   large  number  work  on  the   Elevated  Lines,  others  in  downtown   shoe  stores, 
while  m;ni\  are  employed  in  West  Side  restaurants. 


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HAND  BOOK. 

This  publication  is  distributed  free  of  charge  to  all  students  and  members 
of  the  faculty.  It  is  safe  to  say  that  the  Hand  Rook  is  more  popular  than  many 
text  books. 


STUDENT  DIRECTORY 

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The  demand  for  the  second  annual  volume  of  the  Student  Directory  has 
proven  that  this  publication  has  come  to  stay.  It  is  the  only  form  in  which 
information  concerning  names,  city  addresses,  home  addresses,  and  telephone 
numbers  of  students  is  generally  accessible.  It-  free  distribution  among  ali 
students  and  members  of  the  faculty  opens  the  way  for  wider  acquaintance  and 
social     contact. 


RELIGIOUS  W<  IRK. 

On  January  27  a  strong  religious  address  was  delivered  by  Mr.  E.  C.  Mercer 
to  a  gathering  of  more  than  100  men.  Mr.  Mercer  speaks  acceptably  in  Harvard. 
Yale,  Michigan  and  other  universities  and  colleges.  Next  year  he  will  be  warmly 
welcomed  again  at  C.  C.  D.  S.  Other  religious  activities  are  carried  on  through 
the  Committees  and  Cabinet  of  the  Y.  M.  C.   Y 


SOCIOU  )GICAL  EXCURSIONS. 

The  first  place  to  be  visited  was  Sears,  Roebuck  &  Co.,  on  February  26.  The 
management  surely  entertained  the  group  royally.  Two  trips  through  the  plant 
were  made  more  pleasing  by  a  splendid  luncheon  served  at  1  130. 

<  >n  March  18.  the  date  of  the  second  trip,  a  crowd  of  over  too  were  present 
when  the  photographer  snapped  a  picture  at  12:45  H1  front  of  the  college.  Upon 
arrival  at  the  great  iron  gate  of  the  Bridewell  the  crow  d  had  increased  and  the 
guides  counted  115  as  the  part)'  filed  into  Chicago's  chief  penal  institution. 

At  the  time  of"  going  to  press  other  trips  are  being  planned — to  the  Stock 
Yards,  the  Ghetto,  Ford  Plant,  Western  Electric  Company,  McCormick  Harvester 
Works,  Hull  House. 


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RKDCCKD  RATHS  TO  STUDENTS 

The  West  Side  Department  of  the  Young  Men's  Christian  Association  is 
located  within  a  few  minutes'  walk  of  the  College.  Here  students  are  offered  a 
special  rate  on  membership  and  have  the  use  of  a  splendidly  equipped  building 
containing  all  the  most  modern  advantages  offered  by  the  larger  clubs,  together 
with  many  special  features.  A  glance  at  the  privileges  offered  and  a  look  at  the 
pictures  shown  will  give  some  idea  of  the  opportunity  for  pleasure  and  profit 
offered  by  the  Association. 

Special  Gymnasium  classes  are  conducted  for  the  professional  school  students 
and  every  effort  is  made  to  make  the  student  feel  at  home.  The  building  is  indeed 
a  social  center  where  "good  fellows  get  together"  and  where  life-long  friendships 
arc    formed. 


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Gymnasium  Classes 

Swimming  Pool 

Showers;  24  individual  baths 

2  Hand  Ball  Courts 

Bowling;  4  regulation  alleys 

Billiard  Room;  5  tables 

Dormitories;  ,20  rooms 

Dining  Room 

Reading  &  Correspondence  Room 

Check  Room  Facilities 

Educational  Lectures 

Bible  Study  Classes 


Religious  Meetings 
Entertainments 

Clubs 

Boxing  Club 
Wrestling  Club 
Debating  Club 
Glee  Club 
Cosmopolitan  Club 
Leaders'  Club 
Bible  Study  Clubs 
Aquatic  Club 


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®ije  Cababer 

By  Kldox   Patterson 
Inspired  by  J.  C.   11. 

From  cradles  of  the  mighty,  or  hovels  poor  and  drear; 

From  foreign  land,  where  names  are  queer — 

Indeed,  where  some  ne'er  have  them  ; 

Devoid  of  station,  rank  or  name. 

Endowed  with  wisdom — wealth — or  shame  ; 

All  "Medics"  call  his  name  the  same: 

That  name  is  always  "Charley." 

Did  he  aspire  (  or  why  eschew?)  to  some  untold  endeavor? 
In  search  of  truth?  of  love?    It  matters  not,  if  ever 
hate's  phantom  gifts  have  galled  him, 
(  >r  grim  Unrest  disturbed  his  days. 
Or  Conscience  robbed  the  night  ; 
In  his  mad  catapult  through  space — 
If  "Dents."  can  only  see  his  face — 
Thev  tag  his  name,  it's  "Charley." 

Xii  sex  encharms.     The  turn  of  limb 
Xo  passion  holds,  though  fair  or  slim. 
What  Death  has  foiled,  or  tried  in  vain. 
Formal,  has  done — its  endless  stain. 
Surcharged  with  fumes  of  Hell,  remains 

'In  ruin  sex  for  "Charley." 

What  wealth  of  joys,  in  swaddling  clothes; 

What  white  and  pink'  a  baby  knows; 

What  murmured  fond  caress? 

What  tumults  wild,  of  younger  days; 

What  dreams,  that  ten  to  twenty  pays? 

Maturer  reasons?    Hopes?    Dismays? 

What  fortune  lived,  when  life  had  spent, 

The  respite  from  the  grave  God  lent  ? 

What  Hopes?     What  Fears  ?    What  Joys?     What  Tears? 

What  things,  in  life,  were  "Charley's?" 

(  )r,  was  it  "She"  who  fathomed  Life's  great,  endless  sweep, 

To  sweetly,  tritely.  Virtue  keep — 

A  Virgin  rare  ? 

Or  still,  that  fairest  charm,  whose  willing  breast 

And  wearied  arm  some  suckling  urchin  blest? 

Ah,  was  this  Mother  "Charlev?" 


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This  bit  of  crumpled,  sodden,  worthless  clay, 

A  Alan?    A  Woman?    But  for  a  day, 

To  do  a  mortal's  part  ? 

The  scalpel  cleaves  an  ear  away. 

The  nerve  force  to  surrender — 

Or  turns  the  leather  skin  apart 

And  Freshmen,  nausea-stricken,  start. 

Then  steel  their  hearts  (a  false  attempt) 
Until  for  Death  they  learn  contempt. 
The  grewsome  figure  limpid  lies. 
No  spark  of  reason  marks  its  eyes, 
The  hated  smell  that  all  despise, 
Enshrouds  the  pall  of  "Charley." 

No  friend  or  foe  does  '"Charley"  know 

(Be  "Charley"  man  or  woman). 

The  carcass  gives  to  others  life, 

To  others,  lives  to  lengthen — 

From  that  foul  mess  of  pickled  flesh,  to  see,  to  learn,  to  grow, 

We  sacrifice  from  Death's  deep  sleep, 

Though  widows  mourn,  though  children  weep; 

That  those  who  live  may  longer  keep 

From  this  last  sleep  of  "Charley's." 

Who  goes  this  way  will  pass  no  more : 
The  soul  from  Life's  weak  fetters 
Will  rise,  to  science,  knowledge  soar, 
Pass  on  to  peace,  to  sweet  forgetfulness, 
While  his  or  her  poor  carcass  stays  to  bless, 
When  their  names  too  are  "Charley." 


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We  wish  to  tell  you  here  and  now  what  all  the  excitement  was  about  on 
Monday,  March  2~.  Well,  as  it  happens  it  was  upon  this  day  that  "Packey" 
McFarland  decided  to  take  upon  himself  a  charming  young  wife.  The  news  came 
so  sudden  that  many  of  his  classmates  were  completely  overcome  and  had  to  be 
removed  to  Cook  Count}'  Hospital  hefore  they  again  regained  their  normal  state 
of  mind.  There  is  no  doubt  in  our  minds  lint  what  "Packey"  will  make  a  hit  in 
the  professional  world  since  he  has  chosen  such  a  wonderful  girl  to  guide  his 
footsteps.    We  certainly  wish  them  all  the  success  and  happiness  possible. 

[  also  might  add,  since  we  are  thinking  on  this  particular  subject,  that 
"Packey's  used-to-be- roommate"  is  also  thinking  seriously  of  following  in  his 
footsteps.  If  I  remember  right.  1  think  1  heard  him  say  the  affair  was  to  come 
off  about  the  tenth  day  of  July.  According  to  this  report  I  think  it  would  he  well 
to  congratulate  "Dad"  Barclay  hefore  you  leave  school,  because  the  next  time 
you  see  him  he  will  he  a  married  man.  We  wish  here  to  congratulate  "Had"  and 
also  the  luck}'  young  girl  who  gets  him. 


A    DTTTY. 


(  Teen  little  Preside, 

1  iasking  in  the  sun  : 
"Have  you  any  task'  to  do? 

Not  a  single  one." 

Wise  little  Junior, 

With  your  noble  dome, 

With  pit}   we  but  gaze  at  thee, 
Cood  sign,  "Nobody  Home." 

Genius!     Sparkling  Genius! 

A  Senior,  did  you  say  ? 
Xow  play  a  funeral  march. 

Thev'll  soon  be  on  their  way. 


1  )r.   I  Janielson   is  a  professors'  name, 
'Twas  in  Histology  he  won  his  fame. 

I  le  likes  to  boss 

When  he's  feeling  cross 
Put  he's  all  right  just  the  same. 

— A.  Jana. 


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Mentor  Class  Will 

By  R.  M.  K. 

Be  it  known  and  remembered  that  we,  the  1916  Class  of  C.  C.  D.  S.,  of  the 
city  of  Chicago,  County  of  Cook,  State  of  Illinois,  being  of  sound,  normal  and 
rational  mind,  and  realizing  that  our  college  days  have  nearly  terminated,  hereby 
declare,  make  and  publish  this,  to  be  our  last  testament  and  will,  revoking  and 
renouncing  all  previous  wills  made  by  us: 

I.  It  is  our  ultimate  aim  and  endeavor  to  utilize  the  education  that  we  have 
acquired  in  this  institution  in  such  a  fundamental  way  that  it  shall  remunerate 
us,  bring  honor  to  ourselves,  and  credit  to  our  school. 

II.  We  give  and  bequeath  a  full  measure  of  gratitude  to  those  who  have 
financed  our  expedition  through  C.  C.  D.  S.,  and  we  also  offer  such  due  measure 
(if  thankfulness  as  we  may  for  the  compound  interest  our  education  will  enable 
us  to  obtain. 

III.  To  our  esteemed  and  beloved  registrar,  Dr.  Jones,  who  has  been  a 
guide  and  counsellor  to  us  on  all  occasions  of  emergency,  we  give  and  bequeath 
our  sincerest  thankfulness  and  fidelity. 

IV.  To  our  faculty,  who  have  helped  and  stimulated  us  to  attain  success, 
we  give  and  bequeath  our  heartiest  thanks. 

V.  We  give,  devise  and  bequeath  to  the  incoming  Seniors,  our  heirs  and 
executors,  the  full  rights  and  patents  on  all  point-getting  devices,  and  the 
privilege  of  wearing  a  white  coat. 

VI.  We  give,  devise  and  bequeath  to  the  incoming  Juniors  the  pleasure  of 
spending  eight  months  with  Dr.  Watt,  whose  personality  is  standard,  whose  com- 
ments are  characteristic,  and  whose  methods  of  teaching  are  practical. 

VII.  We  give,  devise,  and  bequeath  to  the  incoming  Freshmen,  all  the  odors 
and  ghastly  mysteries  of  the  dissecting  room,  and  the  right  to  repeat  after  Dr. 
Borland  the  words  "Heat.  Cold.   I'ain,  Touch." 

\  III.  It  is  our  will,  and  we  hereby  authorize  and  empower  our  testators, 
administrators  and  successors,  who  may  attain  the  enviable  rank  of  Senior, 
tu  enforce  an\-  Regulation,  Custom  or  Ceremony  deemed  necessary  to  command 
the   utmost   respect   of  their  underclassmen. 

Know  ye  all  men,  that  1.  M.  T.  Bean,  attorney  for  the  [916  Class  of  C.  C. 
I).  S.,  do  hereby  certify  the  foregoing  tu  be  their  last  will  and  testament. 

Witness  my   hand  and   seal,   this    1st    day  of    May.   A.   D.    1 9 1 6, 


M.  T.  Bean. 


Witnesses  : 

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I.  R.  Sim  ple. 


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A  PROBLEM  IN   METALLURGY 

Does   Heat   Expand 
Carr  took  his  girl  to  a  Movie  Show 

In  time  to  see  the  start; 
And  prim,  precise  and  proper  quite, 

They  sat  this  far  apart. 

But  oh!  the  hero  wooed  the  girl. 

Twice  oh!  he  stole  a  kiss; 
And  when  the  lights  came  on  again 

Theysatupcloselikethis. 


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JUST  WHAT  DOES  HE  MEAN? 

Dr.  Buckley  (in  lecture) — Some  women  take  arsenic  to  keep  their  skin  white. 

I  Jike  to  see  skin  red,  and  I  don't  want  the  red  to  rub  off  when  I look 

at  them.  

Dear  Editor:  I  am  a  very  industrious  young  man,  never  go  out  to  cabarets, 
save  every  penny,  and  yet  I  cannot  get  a  sweetheart.  \\  hat  do  you  suppose  is 
the   trouble? — E.   J.   Neunshwander. 

Ans:  You  have  a  serious  malady,  known  as  "tightwadits,"  and  it  is  some- 
thing everv  eirl  fears.  

SPEAK  A  FOREIGN  LANGUAGE 

The  European  war  has  created  an  unlimited  opportunitv  for  those  who  know 
SPANISH,  FRENCH,  GERMAN,  or  ITALIAN.  Better  your  position  and  in- 
crease your  business.  "1  ou  can  learn  quickly  under  my  instruction  at  home 
during  spare  time.     \\  rite  today.  K.    G.    Bahadau,    Constantinople,  Turkey 


WE  WILL  NOT  ATTEMPT  TO  EXPLAIN 
\\  hy  Dr.  Roach  wasn't  a  toe  dancer. 

Why  Heller  alwavs  takes  Miss.  Rubin  to  our  class  affairs. 
Wh 
Wh 
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Our 
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Win 


Eddie  Hamm  cut  off  his  mustasche. 
we   fear   Dr.   Zoethout   quiz. 


:hicken. 


Hutschneker  always  works  on   a 
Kelly   has   red   hair. 
John   is   so  important. 
Wh}"  Doctor  Kolar  hesitates. 

Why  Strang  beats  it  when  the  Prof,  gets  around  the  S's. 
'  Bergmen  is  so  mouthv. 
'  Dr.   Borland  always  receives  applause, 
reason  for  putting  this  in  the  Dentos. 
"  Editor  McLean  doesn't  get  rich  off  the  Dentos. 
■  H.  R.  Johnson  still  hangs  around  our  college. 
-  we  don't   rave  on   like  this  forever. 
-Little   bits  of  copper. 
Little  bits  of  zinc. 
Mixed   with   strongest   acids, 
Makes  an   awful  — !!!? 


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I  hailed  me  a  patient  from  the  street; 

A  "Yid"  with  both  beard  and  hair. 

I  bade  him  sit  in  the  dental  seat. 

And  I  started  to  work  on  him  there. 

I  worked  for  a  moment  and  I  said. 

As  1  looked  at  his  sunken  chest, 

"Is  it  true  that  the  strongest  Garlic 

Is  the  swellest  and  the  best?" 

He  answered,  but  I  did  not  get  it. 

So  I  sent  him  upon  his  way, 

And  I  wondered  if  that  awful  odor 

Would  still  remain  in  his  day. 

I  started  home — I  was  weary  ; 

I  had  worked  hard  and  needed  rest. 

The  people  I  passed  seem  to  shun  me — 

It  seemed  that  I  was  a  pest. 

I  entered  my  home,  and  my  loved  ones 

Ran  shrieking  away  from  me. 

"My  God,  this  is  awful!    Great.  Heaven, 

Have  I  changed?     I 'ray,  what  can  it  be?" 

1  rushed  from  niv  house  and  ran  into 

A  Jew,  that  was  shrunken  and  white. 

He  straightened  the  moment  he  saw  me. 

And  started  to  sniff  and  smile. 

"<  )h,  Master,"  he  said,  "you  are  'Yiddish,' 

I  can  tell  by  that  wonderful  smell. 

Ye  Goots !    I  feel  fifty  years  younger — 

Have  you  got  fish  like  dat  for  to  sell?" 

He  cleared  the  curse  ; 

I  saw  it  all. 

1  slipped  him  my  clothes  and  shoes — 

I  gave  them  all  to  my  friend  in  need, 

That  poor  old  shrunken  Jew. 


If  Liebers  says  "Pare-sem-teetes," 

And  Simon  says  broach  with  an  "ich," 

1  low  in  the  name  of  Heaven  and  all  of  Damnation 

Shall  we  pronounce  Garlic  and  Fish? 


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A  STUDENT'S  LETTER  TO  ST.  VALENTINE 

Saint  Valentine — I  am  worse: 

My  stomach  pains  me  very  greatly. 
The  lean  condition  of  my  purse 

Has  rather  skimped  my  menu  lately. 
I  find  that  as  I  saunter  by 

The  windows  of  the  eating  places 
I  look  with  quite  an  envious  eye 

On  those  within  who  "feed  their  faces." 

I  find,  in  fact,  that  now  and  then 

The  pangs  of  famine  sharply  grip  me. 
So  when  you  come  this  way  again 

I  wish  that  you  would  kindly  slip  me 
A  card  from  some  fine  chap  who  seeks 

Another  man  to  share  his  ration. 
I  haven't  really  fed  for  weeks. 

Bring  me  a  dinner  invitation — 
An  invitation  out  to  dine 

Would  be  a  splendid  valentine. 


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"OUR  ANNUAL  COLLAR  DAY" 

"The  thirteenth  of  January — unlucky  for  collars."  The  truth  of  this  state- 
ment was  never  brought  before  our  eyes  so  plainly  as  on  January  13.  1916,  and 
those  of  our  class  who  are  still  addicted  to  our  slight  superstitions  have  an  able 
argument  in  their  behalf. 

It  all  started  in  the  Freshman  prosthetic  laboratory  a  few  minutes  before  four 
o'clock,  with  Jimmy  App  (better  known  as  "Kid"  Fagen )  and  Loke  (also  known 
as  "Tub"  )  occupying  the  stage.  Craving  to  have  a  little  excitement,  App  made  a 
grab  for  Loke's  nice  white  collar  and,  of  course,  the  compliment  was  returned. 
Then  began  the  systematic  destruction  which  extended  through — well.  Dr.  Cop- 
land's lecture.  (  hie  of  our  Jewish  friends  has  figured  that  at  fifteen  cents  each 
the  one  hundred  and  seventy-five  collars  destroyed  would  amount  to  twenty-six 
dollars  and  twenty-five  cents,  but  our  class  motto,  "Live  and  let  live,"  justified 
us  in  the  act. 

Therefore.  Freshmen  :  We,  the  Junior  Class,  do  advise  you  to  lay  aside  one 
day.  January  13,  in  the  year  1 9 1 7 ,  which  shall  be  given  over  to  the  above  "Annual 
Collar  Destruction."  and  we  sincerely  feel  that  a  little  diversion  from  the  "Hum- 
drum" of  every  day  life  is  relished  by  the  best  of  us,  and  thus  we  hope  to  bring 
the  student  body  together  and  advance  the  college  spirit  of  good  old  C.  C.  D.  S. 
I  thank  you. 


MANAHAN'S  PATHOLOGY  OF  STOMATITIS 

Manahan  preparing  roots  for  bridgework,  patient  complains  of  soreness  of 
gums  and  inquiries.  "Can't  you  put  something  on  my  gums  that  will  relieve  the 
pain?"  Manahan  replied,  "Well,  I  could  put  some  counter-irritant  on,  but  I 
am  afraid  it  would  act  upon  your  stomach  as  it  did  mine  and  cause  stomatitis." 


Fellows  at  Sykes  studio — Will  it  be  all  right  if  I  go  to  the  dressing  room  and 
slip  on  my  dress  suit  now  ? 

Clerk — There  is  a  Delta  Sig.  in  there  now  ;  do  you  suppose  you  both  can  dress 
in  the  same  room? 


HF.ARD  IX  SENIOR  AMPHITHEATER 

Dr.  Hrophy,  quizzing  Belanyi — Mr.  Belanyi,  can  you  tell  me  what  an  antiseptic 
agent  is? 

Belanyi — Yes,  Doctor ;  it  is  a  deodorizing  agent — no,  I  mean  a  neutralizing 
agent. 


Dr.  Buckle\-  is  called  by  Thane  to  examine  a  case  of  protrescent  pulp. 
Thane — "The  tooth  hasn't  smelled  for  two  weeks.  Doctor." 
Dr.  Buckley  looked  at  Thane  and,  saying  nothing,  walked  away,  to  Thane's 
amazement. 


6  Past-  1  go 



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AW  SHUT  UP! 


I   had  a  little-  pony . 

I  lis  name  you're  not  supposed  to  know, 
T  loaned  him  to  a  friend  of  mine 

To   pass   an   exam  or  so; 
I  le  rode  him  to  the  limit 

\nd    was    really    doing    well, 
I  Sin    the    Professor  got   the  pony. 

And  he  gave  the  student 


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VI 


J3  Brama  in  <B\u  Uct 


Scene — C.  C.  D.  S.  infirmary. 

Time — 10:30  A.  M. 

Cast  of  characters — Kirmse,  Framheim,   Dr.   Halle,  D.  J.'s,  and  Patient. 

Enter  little  Italian  girl  about  twelve  years  of  age  with  red  bandana  kerchief 
around  her  swollen  face.  Knters  examination  room,  where  Dr.  Halle  finds  a 
badly  abscessed  tooth;  takes  patient  by  the  hand  and  turns  her  over  to  Kirmse. 
Kirmse  turns  pale  around  the  gills  and  tells  Dr.  llalle  that  he  can  not  stand  the 
odor  of  garlic.  Framheim,  standing  near  by,  out  of  sympathy  for  patient,  and 
having  great  confidence  in  his  manipulative  dexterity,  especially  in  extracting, 
goes  to  the  rescue  and  takes  patient  to  extracting  room,  together  with  Kirmse. 

Extracting  room  filled  quickly  with  multitude  of  D.  J.'s,  who  have  come  to 
witness  Framheim's  clinic,  as  he  has  told  everyone  how  he  did  all  the  extracting 
back  home  in  St.  Paul.  Xext,  Framheim  seats  patient  in  chair  and  maneuvers 
around  her  oral  cavity  with  an  explorer.  Finds  decayed  tooth  and  allows  all 
the  D.  J.'s  present  to  look  the  tooth  over.  Advises  D.  J.'s  that  as  soon  as  they 
are  admitted  to  the  infirmary  they  should  try  to  master  the  art  of  extracting. 
Tells  them  how  he  used  to  do  extracting  in  St.  Paul,  and  how  nervous  he  was 
when  he  made  his  first  extraction,  but  how,  after  his  long  experience,  he- now 
extracts  with  the  same  skill  as  Dr.  Schaefer.  Takes  great  pains  in  showing  all 
present  how  to  keep  space  antiseptic  and  advises  them  to  use  a  solution  of  his 
own  formula  for  this  purpose. 

Perfect  asepsis  having  been  obtained,  Framheim  goes  into  Mrs.  Prestlev's 
office  to  receive  forceps,  and  soon  returns.  Patient's  heart  going  sixty  miles  an 
hour  and  physiognomy  has  the  expression  of  a  dying  cat.  Framheim  tells  her 
not  to  worry  as  there  wouldn't  be  anything  to  it. 

Kirmse  during  all  this  time  looks  on  without  saying  a  word.  Framheim 
walks  over  to  Kirmse  and  tells  him,  not  to  worry,  that  any  time  he  is  afraid  of 
any  extractions  be  would  gladly  help  him  out,  as  he  remembers  how  it  is  to  be 
unaccustomed  to  the  forceps.  D.  J.'s  talk  and  murmur  among  themselves  and 
admire  the  great  qualities  of  Framheim.  Framheim,  very  cool  and  composed 
again,  advises  D.  J.'s  not  to  get  excited  when  operating.  Takes  the  forceps  in 
hand  (patient  shaking  like  a  leaf),  grasps  crown  of  tooth  while  patient  emits 
an  awful  yell,  pulls  it  out,  and  later  examines  mouth  when,  alas!  he  finds  he 
has  extracted  the  wrong:  tooth.     Curtain. 


Dr.   Schmitz   (in  oral  bacteriology):     "What  happens  to  the  pulp  before  it 
dies?" 

Asher:     "It  lives,  doctor." 


"What  marked  conditions  may   follow  tertiary  syphilis?" 
Bright  Junior:     "Slow  music  and  flowers." 


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^fjen  Jgobp  is>mtteb  Jtlurptjp 

A  dental  school  not  far  away. 

On  old  Wood  street,  one  winter's  day 

Was  humming  with  its  wonted  jam 

As  seats  were  sought  to  write  exams. 

Now,  Murphy  is  a  Yiddish  duck, 

And  as  he  gazed  he  murmured,  "Luck ! 

A  seat  way  hack  and  out  of  sight, 

Now  I  can  use  my  crib  all  right." 

I  !ut  Now  also  spied  that  seat, 

And  thought,  with  smiles  and  fleeting  feet, 

"If  1  can  heat  that  big  Jew  there 

I'll  pass  Doc  Buckle}-,  foul  or  fair." 

Xow,   Murphy  saw  "Kid"'  Novy  come, 

And  with  a  hound  like  from  a  gun 

1  le  rushed  to  get  that  vacant  seat, 

But  by  three  seconds  he  was  beat. 

Poor  Murphy's  wrath  flew  out  of  bounds — 

He  grabbed  "Kid"  Nov  and  whirled  him  'round. 

Now.  Novy  is  a  genial  cuss,  and  never  likes  to  start  a  fuss. 

So  with  a  smile  he  asked  "J.  P." 

If  'twould  be  just  as  well  if  be 

Were  granted  then  a  little  sway. 

And  join  the  ones  in  section  "A." 

It  seemed  Dr.  Buckley  wished  a  chair. 

And  as  he  gazed  into  the  air 

The  first  one  there  to  meet  bis  sight 

Was  right  beside  the  1  sraelite. 

Poor  Murphy's  hopes  fell  with  a  crash; 

His  ponies  sold  for  naught  in  cash. 

And  'stead  of  getting  "A"  or  "P.," 

His  grade  fell  down  to  merely  "Z." 

And  that's  the  reason  Murphy  swears — 
That  tho  it  takes  one  hundred  years, 
He'll  get  that  Now  man,  and  then 
He'll  string  him  up  by  both  his  ears. 

Dr.  Caliill:     "What  is  the  dose  of  strychnine?" 

Shaunessy  :     "From  five  to  seven  grains,  doctor." 

Or.  Cahill:     "We  surmise  that  Shaunessy  meant  this  for  an  enemy." 


Dr.  Cahill:     "Name  a  good  cardiac  stimulant. 
Draper:     "Three-Star  Hennessy." 


Dr.  Cahill:      "What   do  you  know  about  cathartics?'" 
Stein:     "They  vary  directly  as  the  speed  of  their  action. 


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5 


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THE  WOES  OF  ONE  WHO  FLUNKED 


When  our  last  exam  is  over,  and  our  efforts  all  are  done. 
And  our  blue  books  full  or  empty,  and  we've  written  much  or  none, 
Then,  exhausted  from  our  efforts,  we  shall  cease  our  endless  toil, 
We  shall  spend  our  evenings  elsewhere,  no  more  burning  midnight  oil 

Later,  when'otir  grades  are  posted  and  we're  crowding  'round  to  see. 
Even'  one  seems  proud  and  happy — that  is,  every  one  but  me. 
"Three  conditions  and  a  failure,"  said  our  noble  Dr.  Jones. 
"Your  anatomy  was  rotten — vou  knew   nothing  'bout  the  bones." 


Glancing  'round,  I  noticed  others  who  bad  just  such  luck  as  I  ; 
Others  passed  in  all  their  subjects,  you  can  tell  it  in  their  eye. 
Nothing  there  to  mar  their  pleasure,  not  a  thought  for  those  who  fail — 
They  rush  out  to  let  their  loved  ones  hear  the  news  by  evening  mail. 

But  we  who  were  so  unlucky,  we  who  fell  amid  the  fight. 
We  shall  wail  in  awful  anguish,  through  the  long,  still  hours  of  night, 
For  the  fatal  news  has  reached  us,  and  has  left   us   full  of  pain, 
I  suppose  we'll  be  back  next  vear  doing  the  same  d — mn  work  again. 

Anonymous. 


Student 


"Roses  are  red 
Violets  arc  blue  ; 
Send  me  ten  dollars 
And  I'll  thank  vou." 


•Dad" 


"Some  roses  are  red. 
(  >thers   are   pink  ; 
Enclosed  find  ten  dollars 
I  don't  think." 


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If  Novy  says  abscesses  are  rotten, 
And  ( iagnon  says  Putrescence  smells 
Just  how  will  you  classify  Weingard 
Come  answer,  can  anyone  tell  ? 

If  Formalin  and  Creosole  hasten 

The  death  of  an  abscess  for  fair 

How  in  the  name  of  the  Gods,  can  you  tell  me, 

Will  we  treat  a  case  like  Dr.  Shear? 

If  1  'henol  will  kill  all  bacteria, 

And    1'ormalin  helps  in  the  knocks, 

Will  some  one  please  stand  up  and  tell  me 

I  low    in    I  I — 1  will  we  ever  treat   Fox. 

I  I    Arsenic   tri.    will   kill   tooth   nerves. 
And  put  all  its  eye  on  the  bum 
Can  some  one  please  give  me  a  treatment 
That  will  act  just  like  that  on  Aison. 

There  are  things  made  to  help  and  to  alter, 
There  are  things  made  to  let  live  and  to  kill 
But   there  is  a    fortune  in  store   for 
An   inventor  of  above  mentioned    Pill. 


The  Antiseptic  Baby  and  the   Prophylactic   Pup 

Were  playing  in  the  garden  when  the  Bunny  gamboled  up: 

They  looked  upon  the  Creature  with  a  loathing  undisguised; 
It  wasn't    Disinfected   and   it   wasn't    Sterilized. 

They  said  it  was  a   Microbe  and  a  Hotbed  of  Disease; 

Thev  steamed  it  in  a  vapor  of  a  thousand-odd  degrees; 
They  froze  it  in  a   freezer  that  was  cold  as  Banished  Hope 

And  washed  it  in  permanganate  with  carbolated  soap. 

In  sulphuretted  hydrogen  they  steeped  its  vviggly  ears, 

They  trimmed  its  frisky  whiskers  with  a  pair  of  hard-boiled  shears; 

Thev  dunned  their  rubber  mittens  and  thev  took  it  bv  the  hand 
And    lected  it   a  member  (if  the   Fumigated    Band. 

There's  not  a   Micrococcus  in  the  garden  where  they  play; 

They  bathe  in  pure  iodoform  a  dozen  times  a  day; 
Ami  each  imbibes  his  rations  from  a  Hygienic  Cup, 
The  Bunny  and  the  Baby  and  the  Prophylactic  I 'up. 


Adopted. 


; 


rjyjn^2^ 


THINGS  ARE  NOT  ALWAYS  WHAT  THEY  LOOK  LIKE. 

Two  kids  of  the  dirty  face  type  entered  the  infirmary  and  asked  Miss  Miller 
to  call  their  Doctor.  When  asked  for  a  card  thev  informed  her  that  they  had 
none,  but  their  Doctor  was  a  Jap.  Thereupon.  Miss  Miller  summoned  Imanaki 
and  Aoki.  The  lads  gave  the  two  orientals  the  "once  over"  and  replied  that 
neither  of  these  men  was  their  Doctor.  Miss  Miller  and  the  boys  then  started 
on  a  voyage  of  discovery  for  the  unknown  personage.  After  a  few  hours  of 
fruitless  search  in  the  infirmary  the  lads  spied  Khuri  working  in  a  secluded 
corner  of  the  "Boston." 


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we  will  send  you  the  handsome  220-page  book  just  placed  on  the  market  by 
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LOST. 

Lost  or  Swallowed — My  chew  of  gum  during  the  excitement  of  the  mid- 
term exams,  probablv  in  the  large  amphitheater.  Finder  kindly  return  to  Miss 
Bessie  Worth,  Podunch,  Montana,  and  receive  liberal  reward. 


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Fifteen  minutes  a  day  spare  time  will  make  you  a  powerful,  convincing 
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Chemical  laboratories:  New  York,  Chicago,  San  Francisco,  Hong  Kong, 
Berlin. 


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NOTICE 

At  last! 
Perpetual  motion  is  here, 

\  es   it's   come; 

Just  watch  Miss.  Worth 

Chewing  gum. 


As    I    said   once   before. 
There  is  up  use  saying  more. 
That   Tyler   is   the   squarest   guy, 
\\  hich  Joliet   ever   passed   by. 


Pa%e  3d(> 


SPORTS  FOR  ALL 

For  our   Fathers:     Sending  checks  to  their  sons. 

For  Dr.   "Dan:"     Quizzing  Kalinsky. 

For   Dr.   Johnson:     Telling  of  his   latest   patient. 

For  Freshmen:     Badger  fighting  and  telling  the  folks  at  home  oi  the  wonders 
of   the   big   city. 

For   Dr.    Logan:     Rapid   dictation. 

For  Dr.  Roach:     Using  his  general  anesthetic  on  the  Junior  class. 

For    Dr.    Watt:     Flipping    crowns    skyward. 

For  the  Juniors:     Making  excuses  to  Dr.  Jones  tor  being  absent. 

For  Dr.   Kendall:     It's  a   sad  mistake.     He's  a  bitter  enemy  of  sports  in 
general. 

For  G.  W.  Nelson:     Dreamland,   nui   said. 

For  Dr.  Koler:     Attending  the  annual  freshman  dance. 

For   Dr.   Jones:     Catchint?  our   Cigarette   fiends. 


Dr.  \\  att  is  gav  and  wise. 

Sometimes  he  takes  us  bv  surprise. 
When   he   says,   "Did   you   do  this?" 

"This  crown  is  shaped  like  a  derby  hat." 
He  asks,  "Where  have  you  been  this  year?" 

The  answer  comes,  "Oh,  I've  been  here." 
Then  Daddy  says,   "You   see  that  band? 

You   must   have  polished   it  with   sand." 
Now   the   work   on    which    the    Dr.    kicks, 

Was  done  by  a  Dentist  in  igo6.  M.D.R. 


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"THAT  HOUR  OX  MONDAY 


At  that  hour  on  Monday,  when  the  class  was  all  still. 

In  the  faculty  room  waited  a  man  with  prosthetic  skill. 

The  door  opened  gently,  and  all  the  noise  ceased, 

In  stepped  Dr.  Roach  with  his  joints    all  greased. 

We  pondered  and  wondered  what  he'd  have  to  say, 

When  out  of  his  pocket  came  an  impression  tray. 

He  told  of  the  hard  spots,  the  soft  spots,  and  all. 

Then  in  stepped   Dr.  John  to  take  the  roll  call. 

It  was  difficult  for  us  to  hear  Dr.  Roach  talk, 

For  we  all  had  to  laugh  to  see  John  dodge  the  chalk. 

At  last  the  hour  was  near  to  close, 

In  solumn  solitude  each  set  in  a  sleeping  pose. 

Then  came  a  voice  from  the  pit,  "Awake  my  boys. 

My  but  your  quiet,  what's  become  of  the  noise." 

As  we  rubbed  our  eyes,  and  awoke  from  our  dreams, 

We  realized  we  had  been  asleep,  and  perhaps  had  been  seen. 

Then  came  a  feeling,  sad,  and  most  sympathetic, 

When  we  learned  ws  had  missed  our  lecture  in  prosthetics. 


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•TROUBLES   OF  A   JUNIOR." 

A    Freshman   came   to   college. 

He  hailed   from   some   small  town ; 
He  tried  to  show  us  on  the   map, 

But   it   could    not    lie    found. 
He  kissed   his  parents    fondly. 

As  he  bid  his  last   farewell ; 
He  longed  to  kiss  his   sweetheart. 

But  folks  were  'round  to  tell. 
He   fondly  gazed   into   her  eyes 

And  firmly  held  her  hand. 
He  said,  "My   Love,  be  true  to  me." 

And  so  the  flame  they  fanned. 
At  first  he  wrote  her  daily. 

And    full   of   love   were   they — 
Till  a   devil  came  upon   the  scene. 

The  angels  said  "Nay.  nay." 
This  Devil  was  a  pretty  one, 

And  here's  the  way  she  came : 
They   flirted   on   the   boulevard — 

He  shyly  asked  her  name. 
"My  name  is  'Trouble,'"  murmured  she 

"All  those  I   fool  must  pay. 
And  if  you  do  not  conquer  me 

You'll  long  regret  this   day." 
But  the  Youth  thought  he  was  Handsome ; 

He  gloried   in   his    wit; 
His  sweetheart  once  had  told  him  so — 

He   thought   that   he   was   IT. 
Ob!  why  should  we  all  vain  mortals  be? 

Why    do   we   not   observe 
That  others   strong,   more   brave   than   we. 

Have   failed   from   lack   of   nerve. 
Now   he  is  a  Junior, 

This  lad  of  whom   we  speak; 
And   the   tales  of   dissipation 

Show   upon  his  cheek. 
For  he  has  played  the  game  and  lost. 

From  bad  has  gone  to  worse. 
His   second   love  has   turned   him   down, 

Broken   in   heart   and   purse. 
We  look  into  the  future — 

He  now  has  his   degree ; 
He  goes  back  home  to  practice  there. 

Back   to  his   mother's  knee. 
He  sees  the  dream  girl  of  bis  youth, 

And  wins  her  love  once  more. 
And   now  she's  Mrs.  Tyler — 

Blessings  on   them    evermore. 


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DIC  Til  )NARY  F(  >R  USE  AT  C.  C.  D.  ? 

Assistant — A    friend   during-  a  quiz. 

Assistant  Demonstrator — An  ass  who  tells  you  that  the  inferior  mesenteric 
is   the   Spermatic. 

t  lass  Spirit — A  feeling-  of  pride  and  gratefulness  manifested  during  class 
activities. 

Cram — To  gorge  the  mind  after  a  long  period  of  fasting. 

Faculty — A  troublesome  clique   who   interfere   with   student's  enterprises. 

Flunk — The  process  of  changing  from  a  three-year  course  to  a  four-year 
course. 

Four- Year-Man — One  who  can't  get  through  in  three. 

Hazing — An  exchange  of  politeness  between  classes. 

Hospitality — Passing  up  freshmen. 

lunior — A  man  who  knows  it  all  and  desires  to  teach  faculty. 

Passing  Up — The  only  athletic  sport  at  C.  C.  D.  S.  and  requires  energy  and 
exertion.     Takes  place  between  Juniors  and   Freshmen. 

Piker — A  student  who  never  misses  a  Thursday  or  Saturday  night  dance  at 
Dreamland,  price  50c,  hut  can't  afford  to  spend  a  dollar  on  the  class  dance. 

Pony — A  beast  of  burden   for  traveling  in  unexplored  territory. 

Pool-Shark — A  student  who  can  play  pool  every  dav  and  vet  kicks  on  the 
price  of  the  Dentos. 

Prosector — A  student  whose  business  it  is  to  cut  off  nerves,  after  professor 
has  dissected  them. 

Qui/; — An  instrument  of  torture  that  young  doctors  like  to  use  on  their  betters. 

Senior — A  man  that  rides  a  pony  in  a  race  for  a  sheep-skin. 

Sucker — A  gentleman  willing  to  get  chalk  or  have  lights  turned  on  for  the 
Professor. 

Touch-Down — That  change  which  takes  place  when  Straup  or  Ham  stroke 
their  upper  lip. 

Yal-e-dicto-ri-an — A  wind  instrument  belonging  to  graduating  class. 

Physiology — The  cause  of  many  a  student's  downfall. 

(  liemistry — A    nerve-wrecking,    head-splitting,   time-wasting   torture. 

Anatomy — A   sleeping  period   between   5  and  6  o'clock    P.    M. 

Bacteriology — A  subject  there  is  not  much  known  about,  nevertheless  we  are 
made  to  memorize  same. 

Class-Boob — The  student  who  never  approves  of  social   functions. 

Kl-<  )-cu-tion-  -The  way  students  are  put  to  death  in  some  schools. 

Rough-neck-day — A  dav  on  which  all  soiled  linen  is  forcibly  removed. 


A  POEM   DEDICATED  TO  THE  CLASS  PESSIMISTS 

<  >n  llie  perch  they  love  to  sit, 

Smoking   pipe   or   cigarette 
Bill    in   the    first    and    foremost    row. 

When  we  lake  our  class  photo. 


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THINGS  WE  SHALL  REMEMBER 
John  the  janitor  has  squeak}'  shoes. 
Bahadour  picking  up  hot  penny  in  Chemical  Lab. 

Collar  day  removing  Langworthy's  sweater,  exposing  his  dirty  under  shirt. 
Junior   dance   supported   by   Freshmen    and   Seniors   with   scarcely   a   junior 
present. 

Charley  Chaplin  mustaches  worn  by  proud  Juniors. 

Our  last   day   in   dissecting. 

Cur  Tunior  orchestra.  Ham,  Gcodnev,  &:  Lundall. 


Emenheiser:     "We  shall  now  have  some  experiments  on  dogs. 
Heller:     "Here's  where   I   die." 
Altman    also    howled. 


Dr.  Jirka:     "Is  Nauer  here?" 

Singer:     "He'll  be  here  in  an   Nauer  (hour)  or  so." 


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RIGHT   OFF  THE   REEL. 

Dr.  Dan  :     The  t  is  silent  like  the  x  in  cucumber. 

Dr.  Zoote :     Emphasized  the  "Jew"  in  talking  of  the  salivary  juices. 

Dr.  Emm.  We  sometimes  obtain  Renin  by  starving  a  pig  4  or  5  days  and  then  showing 
him   food.     The  result   is  a   flow  of   salivary   and  gastric  juices. 

Furie :     It  would  affect  me  the  same  way. 

Dr.  Zoote:  Saliva  contains  water,  mucin,  salts,  salivary  corpuscles,  epithelial  cells,  two 
enzymes,  bacteria  ferment  and  gasses. 

Hayward :     Isn't  there  any  spit? 

Gerlac :     Bacteria  have  no  chloropile. 

Dr.   Dan  :     What's  that? 

Gerlac :     Green. 

Dr.  Dan  :     Yes.   like  Juniors. 

Dr.  Zoote:     That  is  horse  sense.     What  is  the  opposite? 

Lions :     Cow  sense. 

Frenchman :     Nonsense. 

Dr.  Kendall:     What  is  the  matter  with  Furies"  recitation.  Goodney? 

Goodney  :     I  thought  it  was  all  right. 

Dr.  Kendall  :  After  this  we'll  call  you  Badney  instead  of  Goodney.  Draper,  decorate 
that  recitation.     (Drape.) 

Dr.  Johnson  :  Forty  to  sixty  pounds'  pressure  is  used  in  masticating  lamb  chops. 

Draper:     How  much  is  used  in  chewing  boarding  house  steak? 

Dr.  Kendall:      Parr,  purify  nitrous  oxide. 

Parr  :     Can't  do  it. 

Dr.  Kendall :     All  right,  that  puts  you  below  par. 

Dr.   Dan:     Voss.  why  do  we  call  these  bacteria  parasites? 

Voss :     Because  they  live  on  somebody  else. 

Dr.   Dan:      Well,   then,   most  of  us  are  parasites. 

Dr.   Cahill :     How    would   you   sterilize   your   instrument-? 

Goodmanson:     Dry   steam. 

Dr.  Emm:  Please  poke  Heller  gently  and  awaken  him.  and,  Tretner,  you  stay  awake: 
you  annoy  the  class  with  your  snoring. 

Ginsburg  to  Dr.  Dan:  If  a  condition  following  an  acute  infection  is  termed  chronic, 
what  condition  follows  chronic? 

Voltman :     Slow   music. 

January  3 — Ed.  Anderson  proudly  boasts  of  not  having  drank  a  glass  of  beer  since 
New  Year's. 

Heller:     Is  beer  the  only  kind  of  alcoholic  drink  that   will  increase  the  flow  of  urine? 

Dr.   Emenheiser :     Y<>u  will  have  to  ask  some  one  who  has  had  more  experience  than   1 

l'arr  :      Ask  me  :   ask   me. 

Dr.    Emenheiser:     Give   us   the  histology   of   the   -kin.    Parr? 

l'arr:      I   don't  know  any  more  than  what  Wood  gave. 

Dr.  Emenheiser:     Wood  hasn't  told  us  anything  about  it  yet. 

l'arr:      Well.    I    guess    1    don't    know •  anything    about    it,    then. 

Senior:     I'm  afraid  to  give  him  gas,  Doctor. 

Scaeffer:     Why? 

Senior:      Well,  how  am   I  going  t"  tell  when  he  is  unconscious? 

Dr.   Zoethout:     Closing  the  eye-   rests   them. 

1  Fifteen  minute-  later.  ) 

Dr.  Zoethout:     Wake   Mr.  Goodney  up,  please. 

Goodnev:     I  was  just  re-ting  my  eves,  Doctor, 


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McLean:     Can  yon  tell  me   where  I  can  find   Roskelley,  please? 

Miss  Miller:       Before  he  got  the  wig  he  was  the  easiest  man  on  the  floor  to  find,  but 
now  his  bald  head  doesn't  shine  like  a  lighthouse,  and  it's  an  awful  job  to  locate  him. 

Doctor  Danielson :     Hemorrhage  is  also  classified  as  to  time;  can  yon  tell  me  the  time? 
Siegel  :     I  think  it's  about  ten  minutes  to  two,  Doctor. 

Dr.  Jirka  :     What  happened  to  you  the  last  time.  Leiber? 

Leiber  :     I  was  sick. 

Class  :     O-o-o-o-o-o-o  !     Stone  age  stuff.  Leiber. 


Betha:     "Pope   should   have   been   a   pharmacist." 
Henkle:     "\\  hy  r" 

Betha:     "If  he  could   fill   prescriptions   like  he  filled   that   empty  prosthetic 
box  he  bought  last  year,  he  would  be  good. 


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A  LITTLE   BIT  OF  ANATOMY 

Dr.  Jirka:  "W  hat  arc  some  of  the  structures  found  in  front  of  the  thoraciac 
aorta?" 

Witous:     "The  Stomach??.'" 


Dr.  Jirka  (after  reading  names  of  those  who  got  g8  in  Anatomy  Exam.)  "Now 
fellows  you   know  who  the  stars  are  in  vour  class." 

Class:     "Hurrah  for  NADER?!!!" 

Dr.  Jurka:  "Of  course  we  can  never  tell  under  what  conditions  an  examin- 
ation   is   written." 


Dr.   Jirka:     "Where   is   the   heart   situated?" 

Kalinsky:     "Between  the  ninth  and  fifth  costal  cartilage  and  up  under  the 
liaphragm." 


Dr.  Jirka:     "How   many  valves  are  in   the  heart?" 

Kahn:     "Auricular,  Ventricular,  Semilunar,  and  the  Eustachian  Tubes. 


Dr.   Jirka:      "What  is  the  Opthalmic  artery  a  branch  of?" 
Jahnke:     "h  is  a  branch  of  the  first  cranial  nerve." 


Dr.  Jirka:      "Name  some  structure  found  in   the  right   auricle." 
Ross:     "Well — There's   the   cordi-tympani   nerve." 


Dr.  Kendall:     "Under  what  conditions  would  water  be  taken  as  a  standard 
lor  specelic  gravity?" 
Deutch:     "Wet!" 


Dr.   ZoETHOUT:      "What    is   the   function  ol    the   bile." 
Capel:     "The  bile  liberates  ingestion." 


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THINGS  WE  SELDOM  SEE 


Xauer:     Looking    intelligent. 

Bethea:     \\  ithout   a   sweater  on. 

Parr:     Without  a  chew. 

Shaughnessy:     Quiet. 

Kalinsky:     \\  ise. 

Singer:     Not  chewing  gum. 

R.  M.  Kelly:     In  class. 

L.  Lee:     Awake  in  class. 

Bahadbuf  :     Looking   pleasant. 

Hendrick:     Without    a   chicken. 

John:     Forgetting  to  take   roll. 

App:     Looking  serious. 

Carlson:     With   a   hair  cut. 

Dyorkix:     With  a  clean  collor  on. 

Tyler:     With   a   shave. 

E inkle:     Without  Hayward. 

Day:     Happy  in  Dr.  Emenheisers  class 

Asher:     Prepared. 

Cappel:     Full  of   pep. 

Khuri:     Not    looking    foolish. 

Hayward:     Without    Hinkle. 

Deutsch:     Talking  without  useing  his   hands. 

Pope:     Awake  in  chemistry  lecture. 

Kennedy:     Satisfied  with  the  atmosphere  in  the  ampitheatre. 

Straup:     Causing   a    disturbance. 

Grossman:     On    time. 

t).  V.  Anderson:     Drinking  milk. 

Rassmtjssen  :     Discourteous. 

Langworthy:     With  a  clean  shave  and  hair  cut. 

G.  G.  Johnson:     Telling  a  good  story. 

Goodney:     Without   a   smile. 

Torsan:     Perfectly    satisfied. 

Kedroo:     Grouchv. 


1SS. 


Geo.  Nelson:     Did  you  hear  about  Dr.  Watt  making  $50,000: 
Cannon:     Xo,    but    I    thought    something    must    have   happened,    because    I 
showed  up  two  pieces  yesterday  and  he  didn't  say  a  word. 


Dr.  Watt  (calling  the  roll):     "Is  Cannon  here:" 
Cannon   (aloud):     "Yes   sir!" 

Dr.  Watt:     "Don't  speak  so  loud  when  you  say  that  Cannon;  the  surprise 
of  hearing  your  voice  nearly  takes  me  off  my  feet." 


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SEEN  ON  THE  ANATOMY  EXAM.  PAPERS 

Parroted  Ducktus  Yinousis 

Threegaminal  Aurical 

Palentine  Caranial 

Old  factory  Aricle 

Anominate  Ovaley 

Stomach  for  Abdomen  Pulimonry 

Neumogagtric  Corrotid 

Obliqularas  Oris  Tune 

Vain  Infioror 

Alas;,  iter  Condile 

Terieoid  Muscal 

Umbicale  Suppirior 


LIFE 


Life  is  a  sheet  of  paper  white. 

Upon  which  each  one  must  write. 

And  all  of  us  are  not  writers,  like  Scott 

There  is  bound  to  be  main'  a  blot 

Upon  life's  sheet  of  paper  white 

On  which  each  one  of  us  must  write. — \\  .L. 


>OPULAR  SAYINGS  AMONG  THE   fUNIORS 


"Got   the  dope?" 

Is  "Daddy"  still  lecturing3 

What  piece  are  you  on: 

If  he  calls  on  me;  hand  me  the  dope:     SEE 

Has  John  taken  the  roll  yet? 

Did  the  Prof,  call  on  me? 

What  lime  is  it : 

Give  me  a  cigarette. 

What  did  you  pay  for  it : 

Who  in  II-  -1  threw  thai  : 


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FUNNY  JUNIORS. 

Dr.   Emenheiser :     Name  some  plants  rich  in  proteins? 
Axelrod  :     Well,  there's  fish. 

Heller  (in  class  meeting)  :     I  think  the  class  should  give  a  banquet  this  year. 

Furie   (Catholic):     I'm  in   favor  of  a  dance. 

Furie:     Well,  if  we  have  a  banquet,  let's  have  lots  of  roast  pork. 

Heller   (Jewish):     Sure,  on   Friday  night. 

Dr.  Danielson  :     "What  is  the  name  given  to  the  tissue  or  organism  invaded 
by  bacteria?" 

Schneider:     "The  host." 

Dr.   Danielson:     "And  what  do  we  call  the  bacteria  which  invade  the  tissue 
nr   organisms?" 

Schneider:     Well,  they'd  he  the   guests. 

Dr.  Danielson:     Sasipior,  give  another  name  fur  these  guests. 

Sasquor :     Farasites. 

Dr.  Danielson  :      Some  guests  are. 

Dr.  Jirka:      Air.  Khuri,  what  is  the  function  of  the  obicularis  oris  muscle? 
Khuri :     It   is  generally   used    for  kissing. 

Dr.    lirka:     What  is  the  difference  between  the  placenta  and  the  uterus? 

E.   R.  Anderson:      Well,  the  placenta  is   found  in  tin    mother  and  the  uterus 
is   in   the    father. 

Dr.  Zoethoul  :     Mr.  Nauer,  what  effect  does  cellulose  have  on  digestion? 
Nauer:      h  aids  constipation. 

Dr.  Zoethout:     Air.  Nauer,  what  is  the  result  of  putrefaction? 
Nauer:     Bacteria, 

Behnke  to  Khuri:     Young  man.  do  you  realize  that  you  are  breeding  a  scab 
i  mi  \  our  in  ise  ? 

Carpenter:     It  will  take  an  awful  big  scab  to  cover  the  awning  on  his   face. 

Little  Boy:     Is  there  very  much  money  in  dentistry,  Fad? 
Father:     (  >h  !  about  a  dollar  an  acher,   I   reckon. 


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JUST  A  FLOWER 

There  was  a  little  flower. 

Y\  hich  grew  in  a  western  bower. 

As  the  sun  beamed  upon  its  head. 

It  left  a  glow  of  golden  red. 

When  it  gased  into  the  sky, 

The  hazel  blue  melted  in  it's  eyes. 

And  this  little  flower. 

Which  sprang  up  from  the  earth: 

Was  transplanted  in  the  Junior  class, 

.And  proved  to  be  Miss  Worth. 


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Prof.  Zoethout:     It  takes  a  wise  man  to  answer  a  focls  question. 
Ecrrie:     (!ce!  no  wonder  so  many  of  us  flunk  in  exams.— E.R.T. 


The  Editor  Comique  sat  up  in  his  chair; 

He  racked  his  brain  and  he  tore  his  hair; 

He  put  his  feet  up,  and  put  his  feet  down. 

Each  moment  wearing  a  deeper  frown; 

Great  thoughts  hovered  near,  but  soon  took  wing. 

Said  he,  "I   can't  think  of  a  single  thing!" 

The  lump  in  his  threat  grew  into  a  sob, 

"It's  a  mournful  business — this  funny  job!" 


Tyler  in  a  confidential  talk  to  McKay 

McKay:     "What  were  you  doing  over  on  the  corner  of  Ogden  and  Madison 
ast    night   about    1  i  :}C.:" 

Tyler:     "Oh!     1    had   a   date   there   for  9:00  oclock." 

McKay:     "What's  the  matter,  didn't   she  show  up?" 

Tyler:     "I  don't   know,   I   left  at    12:00  oclock,  1   sot  sore  and   ditched  her." 


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"THE  FRESHMAN" 

Always  they  wish  to  know  why 
Always  they  ask  us  where 
In  any  climate  or  clime 
You'll  always  find  them  there. 
Wearing  loud  sox  and  clothes 
Forever  they're  butting  in. 
Still,  there  a  harmless  lot 
A  Freshman  here's  to  him. 

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In  our  class  we  have  A.  Savage,  a  Wooley  Baron,  who  has  a  special  Barber 
because  his  Harris  very  thin.  <  >ur  Friend  lives  in  Dorland  in  the  Winter,  where 
Kohl  never  Burns,  where  the  Landis  covered  with  Green,  where  the  air  is  Baum 
and  the  birds  in  the  Crabtree  Carrol  the  Best. 

Rosenhaus  is  the  name  of  his  Denholm  in  Ginsburg.  He  has  a  Fox  for  a 
Butler  and  a  Weisz  llaug  for  a  Cook,  who  feeds  him  on  Cunningham,  and  fin- 
drinks,  well  he  has  many  a  Case,  Rodin  a  Whelan,  from  his  Wiiielicld  in  W'inc- 
berg,  of  which  he  drinks  many  a  Brown  stein,  or  Goldstein,  or  Creenstein,  or 
Finkelstein,  and  never  llaltz  until  he  Phillips  so  Goode  that  he  slides  down  the 
Banister  and  raises  all  kinds  of  Kane,  tries  to  Hurdle  the  Classman,  and  becomes 
a  general  Musser  and  veils  like  a  Barker  filled  with  Bain. 

<  )nce  he  got  too  Grim  and  the  cry  for  1'ollice  was  heard.  The  French  .Mar- 
shall Murphy,  of  Creenberg,  accompanied  l>v  the  Skinner,  the  Miller,  the  Smith 
and  the  Bishop  Nelson,  dressed  in  Satten.  came  to  the  rescue.  (  >n  seeing  them 
entering  he  tried  to  Crouch  behind  his  Shields.  To  catch  him  was  quite  a  task. 
The  Bishop  said  "If  we  can't  catch  him  I  Fink  Duncan  or  Henkin.  Finally  a 
Stone  was  hurled  which  he  tried  to  dodge  by  making  a  Broadbend  but  it  hit 
him  in  the  Sneider  (Bean)  and  knocked  off  his  Gordon,  which  made  him  very 
Reillev,  and  being  unable  to  Seewell  he  was  compelled  to  surrender,  lie  was 
taken  to  the  jail  and  in  the  Chamberlain  where  Mendoza  way.  When  he  come 
to  his  head  was  Akan,  and  he  felt  Perry  bad.  You  could  hear  him  Blaha 
"Wojohn!  Odell,  it  Shure  isn't  fair  to  Bingaman  on  the  head.  For  his  nourish- 
ment he  received  Rice  to  eat.  and  was  given  Spencer's  Fairy  Queen  to  Reid. 


I    know  a  man  short  and  tall,  but  Tub  is  the  shortest  of  them  all. 

1   know  men  short  and  fat  but  Glassman  has  them  all  beat  when  it  comes  to  that. 

1    know   men  wise  and  bright  ;  lluete  backs  all  of  them  out  of  sight. 

I   know  men  that  are  always  there  on  time  but  when   it  conies   for  a  bet,   Best 
for  mine. 

I   know  men  that  sleep  at  early  mass,  but  it  takes  Reeves  to  sleep  in  class. 


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Ruby,  Rub}',  the  gem  of  the  class, 
And  indeed  a  pretty  little  lass. 
To  her  a  Ruby  you  might  compare, 
For  such  as  she  are  very  rare. 
Her  cheery  voice  we  all  like  to  hear, 
For  with  it  rings  loving  good  cheer. 
We  will  miss  you  Ruby,  our  little  dear, 
But  with  us  again  vou  will  be  next  vear. 

W.L. 


Brautman,  irom  whom  shooting  the  bull  never  did  lack. 
Has  hair  that  stands  up  like  a  porcupine's  back. 
He's  sometimes  called,  "Kaiser:"  a  name  that  suits. 
A  fellow  whose  brain  skyward  shoots. 

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Dr.  Emenhiser — What  is  respiration  ? 

J.  P.  Robinson — Respiration  is  circulation. 


Freshman — Pulse   pressure   is   taken   at   time  of    fever  to   tell   how   high   the 
fever  is. 


Dr.  Emenhiser — What  is  a  hemodromograph  ? 
Finkelstein — It  is  a  blood  pigment  that  carries  the  iron. 


Dr.  Danielson— Don't  damn  yourself;  damn  somebody  else. 


Cunningham — Metabolism  is  the  building  down  and  tearing  up  of  the  body. 


Kaplin — Foramen  ovalis  is  an  opening  in  the  embryo. 


Kief  sky — I've  spoiled  six  ivory  blocks  trying  to  carve  a  tooth. 
McCarthy — Why  don't  you  buy  a  walrus? 


Salisbury   (after  Freshman  had  broken  a  root  from  a  tooth) — <  )h !  did  you 
break  a  leg  oft? 


Instructor — Where  is  the  gastrocnemius  : 
Freshie — In  the  stomach. 


Robinson — Cecum  rises  in  the  jejunum  and  ends  in  the  sigmoid  flexure. 


Freshie — Where  is  the  sigmoid  flexure? 

Senior  (who  thot  he  knew) — It  is  the  lower  edge  of  the  greater  omentum. 


Miss  Rubin — I'm  so  bright  that  I  can  spit  on  my  ring  and  make  it  shine. 


Dr.  Smeltzer   (calling  on  Poederbach) — Powderback! 

Xecktow — It  depends  upon  the  respiration  of  the  circulatory  svstem. 


Dr.  Danielson — Is  that  right.  Fox? 

N.  Fox— No. 

Dr.  Danielson — See  there,  Bishop?    EVEN  FOX  says  you're  wrong. 


Christoph — The  flow  wouldn't  flow. 


Christoph — The  bicuspid  is  placed  at  the  upper  end  of  the  alimentary  canal. 

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CAUGHT  IX  THE  JUNGLE  OF  DENTAL  ANATOMY 

ELEPHANTS 

"Than   what   the   incisors   are." 

"So  much  as  yon  do  in  the  upper." 

"Of  course  the  upper  first  you  know  is  about  the  largest  of  the  bicuspids." 

"As  what  this  model  shows  here." 

"As  what  we  have  on  the  upper  bicuspid." 

"Have  all  the  same  grooves  as  the  other  one  has." 

"You  know  why  it  is  because  it  is." 

"Seme  of  them  are  usually  almost  nearly  perfect." 

"Giving  the  upper  and  lower  about  the  same  shape." 

"Little  flatter  than  the  distol  is." 

"The   buccal   surface!   Well   it   differs.      It    usually    nearly   a   perfect   square. 

"Now  we  want  to  take  a  slight  review." 


There's   a   young  man   in   the  freshman  class, 
Who's  as  comical  a  specimen,  that  ewer  came  to  pass. 
The  gentleman  in  guestion  comes  from  sunny  Spain, 
And  if  vou  want  to  know,  "Huete"  is  his  name. 


"Glassman,"  a  young  fellow  of  considerable  size, 
Can  eat  a  large  number  of  apple  pies. 
That  accounts  for  his  stoutness  as  you  can  see. 
But   as  stout   as  he  is   1   don't   want   to  be. 


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A  FRESHMAN'S  DIARY 

1915 

Oct.  5 — A  number  of  bold  Juniors  railroaded  a  fat  Freshman  in  an  auto.  I 
wonder  who  he  was  1 

Oct.  6 — Visited  dissecting  room.  Christened  cadaver  "Jack."  Scrubbed, 
washed  and  stuffed?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ? 

Oct.  7 — Heard  Dr.  Roe  called  chop-suey.  Could  not  figure  out  what  he  was 
doing  in  chemistry  lab. 

<  let.  8 — Our  fifth  feminine  classmate  has  entered — and,  by  the  way,  she  has 
S-O-M-E  auburn  hair. 

Oct.  9 — Freshmen  are  getting  bolder.  The}-  make  a  noise  almost  like  Juniors 
— only  worser. 

Oct.  11  —  Padt  tried  to  get  an  impression  of  his  mouth  with  pumice  in  pros- 
thetic lab. 

(  >ct.  [2 — Who  said  we  all  came  from  the  city  ?  ?  ?  Someone  blew  a  bunsen 
flame  out  the  window. 

(Jet.  13 — Fox.  instead  of  taking  impressions  of  his  own  mouth,  runs  in  a  few- 
youngsters  off  the  street  and  submits  them  to  the  tortures  of  plaster  eating. 

(  let.  [5 — Fernandez  should  have  brought  his  skates  to  class.  You  know  skates 
go  well  with  heavy  black  sweaters. 

Oct.  iS — Saloons  are  closed  on  Sunday,  but  that  evidently  doesn't  mean  a 
drink  can  not  be  gotten,  as  some  conditions  denote. 

Oct.  19 — Some  bold  Freshman  threw  a  very  important  organ  into  the  amphi- 
theater, namely,  a  liver. 

<  let.  20 — Shafer  said  he  changed  his  seat  from  No.  107  to  that  of  No.  54 
because  there  was  no  title  on  No.  54. 

<  >ct.  _' 1 — We  were  to  have  election  of  officers  today.  It  was  rumored  that 
William  Hale  Thompson  was  to  run   for  President, 

Oct.  2~ — Butler  fell  asleep  in  chemistry  lab.  Dr.  Roe  should  be  of  great 
service  to  the  German  army,  for  in  a  simple  experiment  with  oxygen  he  put 
Butler  under  the   folds  of  Morpheus. 

(  )ct.  28 — Brautman  said  spongeoplasm  is  a  jelly-like  substance  with  a  fibrous 
structure. 

(  )ct.  29 — Schlosberg  is  doing  an  unrivalled  business  in  ink  tattooing.  So 
far  lie  has  had  only  one  customer — himself. 

<  let.  30 — Warczak  wanted  to  know  when.'  the  telescopes  were  kept  in 
histology  lab. 

Nov.  1 — Some  one  must  have  thought  it  was  April  1.  lie  told  me  Dr. 
Jones   wanted   to   see  me. 

Nov.  3 — Poor  .Miss  Rubin!  Some  poor  simp  is  sending  her  a  note  every 
five  minutes  or  so.     And  the  worst  of  it  is,  he  is  a   Freshman. 

Nov.  4 — Juniors  seem  to  be  of  the  mind  that  Freshmen  don't  get  baths  often 
enough.  That  probably  explains  the  unappreciated  shower  we  got  on  the  fire- 
escape. 

Xnv.  5    -l'.rautman  :  "Who  is  the  cute  girl  yon  met  on  Wood  Street'" 

Nov.  6  -Meetzold  advances  the  theory  that  the  size  of  one's  feet  does  not 
denote  the  amount   (if   his  brain  matter.     Take   Nelson,    for  instance. 

X'uv.  X — Miss  Rubin's  late  to  class!  Where  could  Heller  have  taken  her 
last   night  ? 


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Nov.  9 — Duncan,  it  seems,  makes  friends  very  readily. .  He  even  made 
friends  with  a  dog  in  prosthetic  lab. 

Nov.  10 — Mach  and  Bazar,  the  famous  anatomists,  have  discovered  a  new- 
artery  in  the  human  body   (drafted  from  a  red  rubber  glove). 

Nov.  1 1 — Schneider,  while  home  for  vacation,  was  chased  by  a  dog  and  was 
bitten  between  the  wood  shed  and  the  barn. 

Nov.  12 — Cunningham  says  that  Haemotoxyline  is  found  in  fresh  po'ols  of 
stagnant   water. 

Nov.  15 — Best  has  already  started  into  losing  his  books,     do  to  it! 

Nov.  16 — A  class  meeting  was  scheduled  for  today,  but  couldn't  attend,  as 
the  meeting  was  called  oft". 

Nov.  17 — Norman  Nebo  Fox  said  a  man  was  lame  on  one  foot  and  blind  on 
the  other. 

Nov.  18 — Padt  came  with  a  new  pair  of  laces  in  his  shoes — so  he  says. 

Nov.  24 — YYinefield  said,  "If  a  man  was  hit  on  the  jaw.  it  would  be  broken  at 
the  cuspid.     That  would  be  the  first  place  bit." 

Nov.  2y — Kievesky,  on  being  asked  a  question  in  histology  quiz,  said  he  left 
his  notes  at  home. 

Nov.  30 — Nelson  showed  his  business  ability  by  selling  a  necktie  that 
originally  cost  two-bits,  and  which  he  had  worn  a  month,  for  the  amount  of 
thirty-five  cents. 

Dec.    1  —  1'inklestein    said   the   amoeba   is   a    ground-glass   animal. 

Dec.  7 — Huete  thought  he  was  home  in  Central  America,  the  scene  of  main 
revolutions,  when  an  electric  light  bulb  broke  in  the  dissecting  room. 

Dec.  10 — It  is  rumored  that  a  man  will  be  stationed  at  the  amphitheater  exit 
with  a  hypodermic  syringe  and  will  administer  to  those  who  usually  smoke 
between  classes. 

Dec.  rS — Reed  says  that  epithelial  tissue  is  classified  according  to  the  shape 
and  arrangement  of  muscle  tissue. 

Dec.  19 — Vacation  begins. 


1916 

Jan.  3 — Vacation  ends.     Hello,  people!     Haven't  seen  you  since  last  year. 

Jan.  4 — It  has  been  passed  around  that  Carlson  and  Horton  purchased  a  place 
of  business,  but  left  it  with  the  previous  owner. 

Tan.  ^ — Meetzold.  the  boy  from  Red  Wing.  Minn.,  has  arrived.  "WHO 
KEPT  YOU,  CLARENCE?" 

Ian.  13 — Dr.  Roe  lectured  today  on  Bromine  and  its  compounds,  but  some- 
how forgot  to  mention  Bromo  Seltzer. 

Ian.  15 — Reilly  thought  he  recognized  his  specimen  of  spleen  in  histology 
as  that  of  an  old  friend. 

Jan.  [8 — (  )ur  friend  Mesirow,  it  seems,  is  slightly  hard  of  hearing  and  can- 
not see  very  well — otherwise  he  is  all  right. 

Jan.  20 — Haltz  came  near  breaking  his  finger.     Ask  Turnbaugh. 

Jan.  22 — Best  has  been  offered  $800  for  signing  up  to  light  Charley  White. 
But.  of  course,  it  might  interfere  with  school,  so  he  has  refused. 

Ian.  24 — Christolph  said  that  the  first  bicuspid  is  situated  in  the  front  of 
the  alimentary  canal. 

Jan.  27 — "Con"  Carlson  knew  his  anatomy  well  today,  as  a  result  ot  a 
studious  evening;  at  the  Star  and  Carter. 


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Jan.  28 — To  our  regret,  fight  decisions  in  Illinois  are  not  allowed,  or  we 
would  announce  the  result  of  the  battling  Jack  Levenson-Kid  Caplan  fight. 

Feb.  2 — "Caught  in  the  act!"  Landis  trying  to  put  a  button  in  "The  Dentos" 
contribution  box. 


Feb 


-It  is  rumored  in  social  circles  that   Prof.  Norman   Fox  has  declined 


the  professorship  in 


In  justice  to  him  we  will  not  mention  the  subject. 


Feb.  ij — We  enjoyed  a  good  hour  of  indoor  sports  when  Dr.  Danielson  read 
to  us  some  of  the  answers  that  were  found  in  our  histology  examination. 

Feb.  14 — Today  is  not  blue  .Monday.  Someone  washed  the  windows  in  the 
amphitheater. 

Feb.  18 — We  have  a  new  co-ed  with  us  :   Adelberg.  of  Xorth-Western  Dental. 

Feb.  21 — Wash  day  yesterday.     Brautman  had  a  clean  shirt  on. 

Feb.  22 — (ieorge  Washington  born.   [492. 

Feb.  29 — Hurdle  and  J.  P.  Robinson  have  made  acquaintance  of  a  couple  of 
young'  ladies  who.  when  seated,  do  not  have  their  feet  touching  the  floor. 

March   1  —  Miemi  has  invested  in  a  new  celluloid  collar. 


Dr.  Burton — What  passes  thru  the  foramen  magnum  : 
Mover — The  spermatic  cord. 
Dr.   Burton — Who  told  you  that: 
Mover — Nobody;  1  knew  it  myself. 


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BRIGHT  SAVIXCS  OF  C1I1LDRFX 

Clarence,  aged  one  (one  score),  informed  us  one  day  during  Histology  quiz 
that  one  of  the  structures  of  bone  was  Superstitial  l.amehe. 

Note — Which  probably  accounts  for  the  ability  of  some  people  to  forecast 
weather  by  their  aches. 


Child  Cristo  said  that  the   first  bicuspid  tooth   is  situated    in    front    of    the 

alimentary  canal. 


One  of  the  240  Freshmen  informed  us  that  the    Tonsils  are  covered  by  the 
peritoneum.      I  le'll   learn,    Maby. 


\ates  still  contends  that  the  second  deciduous  bicuspid  does  not  erupt  until 
the  twenty-fourth  year,  in  spite  of  the  fact  that  our  illustrious  1).  T.'s  have 
instructed  him  otherwise. 


Norman  Nebo  Fox,  on  being  asked  for  the  formula  of  a  Monosaccharite,  con- 
fidently answered  HJJ.     (Isn't  that  a  cute  one?) 


Dr.  Danielson — What  is  Ovagenesis? 
Kievskv — I  left  my  notes  home,  Doctor. 


Ilotms  teasing  Brosman  : 

Brosman — Xow,  Ffouns,  if  you  don't  quit  doing  that  1  will  hit  you  three  times 
in  the  face. 


Junior  1  to  Freshman  in  dissecting) — Where  is  the  collodion? 
Freshman — 1  don't  know.  I'm  sure;  we  have  not  dissected  the  upper  extremi- 
ties \et. 


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FRESHMAN 

Dr.   Emenheizer — What  substance  will  dialize? 

William  Levin — Air. 

Heuttes — White  Blood  Corpuscle  count  85,000,  shows  need  tor  606. 

"Whealan's  Theory  :" 

Dr.  Emenheizer — Flow  is  the  body  temperature  raised? 

Whealen — By  eating  hot  beefsteak. 

Smeltzer — Where  is  the  first  bicuspid   found? 

Christoff — Doctor,  the  first  bicuspid  is  found  in  the  portal  of  the  alimentary 
canal. 

<  hving  to  the  extreme  demand  for  equipment,  Brehm  has  chartered  all  that 
the  college  has  at  present ;  by  so  doing  the  rest  of  the  class  is  greatly  handicapped. 

A  young  fellow  by  the  name  of  Skinner. 

Sat  down  to  eat  a  country  dinner  : 

When  he  finished  the  food, 

What'er  you  conclude. 

To  be  sure  he  was  not  any  thinner. 

Whelan  had  a  little  tongue. 

It  was  well  trained,  no  doubt. 
For  every  time  he  beard  beefsteak 

That  little  tongue  stuck  out. 

Hahnie  had  a  little  hail-. 

It  was  well  groomed,  no  doubt. 
For  every  time  some  one  threw  a  tooth  at  him 

That  little  hair  stuck  out. 


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CLASS  CHARACTERISTICS 


Maetzold's  silence. 

Shefte's  shitty  ways. 

Wallace,  reading  morning  paper. 

Watson,  at  the  door. 

Perry,  erasing  the  board. 

Huctc,  can't  speak  any  lender. 

Padt,  pronounced  P-A-T. 

Bishop,  frog  in  your  throat? 

Best,  as  badger  referee. 

Laudis,  holding  the  ceiling  up. 

Fernandez,  singing  a  lullaby. 

Leib,  the  ill(  ustrious)   poet. 

Fox,  M.,  the  fertilization  expert. 

Schlosberg,  having  Blood  1'ressure  taken. 

Grim m's  grin. 

Chapman's  comic  capers. 

Brim,  diamonds  to  loan. 

Butler,  asleep  at  the  post. 

Bergman,  setting  the  world  afire. 

Fox,  from  head  to  toe:   half  way  home. 

Tasliers,  obstructing  a  street  car. 

Bannister,  sliding  down. 

Buyer's  ticklishness. 

Reilly's  nationality. 

Trorsman's  coffee  and. 

Holtz,  one  finger  at  a  time. 

Wojohn,  giddy-ap. 

Kane,  woof!  woof! 

Roberts,  our  honorable  senator. 

J  anna,  dead  or  alive. 

Clusman,  just  a  few  minutes  late. 

Levinson,  roughing  it  with  Barney. 

Rubin,  got  them  all  guessing. 

Hang,  Marshfield  the  next  stop. 

Johnson   (Percy),  just  as  the  name  implies. 


J.  G. 


for  vaccination. ) 
Mr.  Rainey? 


(Rainey  at  C.  C.  M.  S. 
Stenographer — What  is  your  nationality 
Rainey — Dentist. 

Smeltzer — What  three  words  are  used  most  in  Dentat  Anatomy  ? 
Weary  Fresh — I  don't  know. 
Smeltzer — Correct. 


HELPING  HIM   (  >UT 

Student   (writing  home) — How  do  you  spell  "financially?" 
Roommate — F-i-n-a-n-c-i-a-1-l-v.  and  there  are  two  r's  in  "embarrassed. 


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Thf  h*hoi"<s     °*   J? id    net 
i*    rxr7re#iuy    &*o   Foi?  The  EYtS. 


To  be  a  long-haired  poet. 
Well,  that  is  not  so  hard, 

But  a  sure  enough  Dental  poet, 
Is  another  kind  of  bard. 

When  with  rhapsodies 

Of  nature,  to  his  center  thrills. 
Then  he  reads  of  some  beauties 

That  he  may  pay  his  bills. 

But  I  don't  get  any  pay 

For  this  ridiculous  stuff, 

And  so  to  make  a  lay 
Is  lik't  I"  earn  a  cult. 

I  f  sounding  this  is  tiring 

You  have  this  privilege  great. 
To  say  that   I  am  flying 

Straight  in  the  face  of  fate. 

But,  nevertheless,  here  goes. 

And  if  you   fear  the  deals. 
Mv  advice  is   -hide  your  clothes — 

TI  [IS  is  the  grip  that  seals 
Whose  fate? 


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SOME  FAMOUS  CHARACTERS 

Mutt  and  Jeff Landis  and  Leeb 

Life's  Mysteries Percy  Johnson 

Krazy   Kat Clarence    Maetzold 

Skinny  Shaner Wojohn 

Shrimp  Flvnn    Bollinger 

Polly " Aliss  Rubin 

Pa  Perkins Caplan 

Ma  Perkins Miss  Akan 

Abie  Kabibble Jake  Levenson 

Reba  Mine  Gold Miss  Greenberg 

Petev  Dink   Chamberlain 

(  )ld  Man  Alt'  of  the  Alphabet Padt 

Bobbie  Make  Believe "Nebo"  Fox 

Old  Doc  Yak Watson 

Yutch    Broadbent 

Katzenjammer  Kids Glassman  and  Schlosberg 

Happy  Hooligan Bannister 

Baron  Beau Bergman 

Holmes,  Beau's  valet 1  ilaha 

Mamma's  Angel  Child Yates 

Alfonso  and  Gaston Carlson  and  Morton 

J.  G. 


A  FRESHMAN'S  PRAYER 

Now  I  lay  me  down  to  rest. 
At  studying  1  have  done  my  best. 
If  1  should  die  before  I  wake, 
Pd  have  no  more  exams,  to  take. 

— F.  R.  T. 


MY  WATERLOO 

The  vices  and  follies  ol  my  life 

Have  caused  me  some  disaster, 
But  where  1  met  my  Waterloo 

Was  in  Prosthetics  chewing  plaster. 


A  Freshman. 


POPULAR  DENTAL  EXPRESSIONS 

Imperfect  square. 

Nearly  perfect. 

Roughly  triangular. 

Partly  deeply  grooved. 

The  central  incisor  is  the  first  tooth  from  the  median  line. 


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IND<  »(  )R  SPORTS 

WITH    APOLOGIES    TO    "TA1>" 

Smoking  the  room  up  or  coloring  the  meerschaum  pipe. 

Throwing  paper  at  John. 

Holding  a  class  meeting. 

Taking  plaster  of  paris  impressions. 

("jetting  specimens  of  blood  in  Hist. 

Caplan  and  Levinson  wrestling. 

Leeb  writing  poetry. 

Wallace  reading  paper  in  class. 

Butler  wide  awake. 

Throwing  Krevski's  hat  in  the  pit.  J.  G. 


Brontman — Say,  Jack,  I  want  you  to  come  over  to  the  house  this  evening,  as 
I'm  having  a  little  gathering.     We'll  have  a  QUART  of  ice  cream. 
Glassman — I  low  many  will  he  there? 
Brontman — Oh,  about  a  dozen. 
Glassman — I'll  stay  home! 


Senior    (telling    Freshie   hard-luck    story) — Now,   if   yon   were   in   my   shoes 
what  would  you  do? 

Brilliant  Freshie — I'd  stuff  the  toes  to  keep  from  sliding  back  and  forth. 


Witous — Say,  do  you  know  Stearn? 
Goldstine — Sure;  he's  a  bookkeeper. 
Witous — Yes,  and  he  has  had  mv  bacteriology  over  six  months 


HEARD  IX   DUDLEY'S 

(Free  Advertisement) 

Wise  Senior  to  Dudley — Make  my  three  broiled  eggs  clairvoyant. 
Dudley — Why  shure,  medium. 

AT  SYKES'  STUDU  I 

A  certain  young  Freshman  went  to  get  his  picture  taken,  and  got  real  angry 
when  the  photographer  asked  him  to  look  human.  Perhaps  if  we  were  to  tell  you 
who  this  particular  party  was.  you  would  agree  with  ns  that  he  does  look  some- 
what like  an  animal. 

Tommy  —  1  say.  ma.  isn't  it  a  pity  you  haven't  the  toothache  instead  of  poor 
lister  Jane? 

Ma — Gracious  me,  my  son,  why  would  you  want  me  to  have  the  toothache? 

Tommy— Why  ens  you  can  take  your's  out  and  she  can't. 

"  \le\andria."  called   .Mrs.  Diully,  "did  yon  put   the  clam  in  the  soup?" 

"Yes'm,"  called  back  the  girl.     "Do  you  wish  me  to  save  it?" 

"Certainly!     What  do  you  think  I  tied  the  string  on  it   for?" 


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A  bully  young  Freshman  from  C.  C.  D.  S.. 
Stepped  into  the  cafe  for  his  daily  mess. 
When  seafood  on  the  bill  he  saw. 
He  said,  "I'll  take  oysters,  Rah  !  Kali !  Kali  !' 


-M.  D.  R. 


LOGIC 

Greenspohn — You  rat,  you  ! 

Ginsburg — Where  do  you  get  that  noise,  rat? 

Greenspohn — Well,  don't  you  eat  cheese?     So  does  a  rat. 

NOTICE  TO  STUDENTS 

Simply  to  help  those  who  will  have  the  task  of  publishing  the  Dextos  next, 
we  wish  to  ask  you  to  always  have  your  jokes  on  thin  paper  so  the  editor  can  see 
through  them. 

STUDENT  AT  T<  >WNSEND'S  BARBER  SHOP 

Student — I  want  my  hair  cut  off. 
Barber — Any  special  way? 

Student      \  es.  oft. 


Imagine  Vina  making  a  perfect  recitation. 


AN  ALGEBRAIC  LAW 


The  knowledge  of  the   Freshman  Class  in  Osteology  varies  directly  with  the 
distance  the  student  sits  from  the  pit. 

Those  in  the  last  row  go  to  sleep.  Wm.  L. 


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ADVERTISEMENTS 

PLEASE  read,  or  at  least  look 
*   over,  the  advertisements.    They 
are  as  much  a  part  of  the  Book  as 
are  the  articles,  and  without  them 
the  Book  would  not  be  possible. 
The  firms   advertised   herein    are 
the   best,   and    you    can    not    do 
better    than    to    patronize    them 
whenever  you  can. 

ADVERTISEMENTS 

"  ~C-'Jls&*~ 


A  Suggestion 

for 
Your  Thesis 


Gentlemen  of  the  Class  of  1916! 

Pray  do  not  think  that  you  must  wait  until  after  Commencement  Week 

in    order    to    avail    of   opportunity.     This    minute    that   fickle  goddess  is 

hammering  a  tattoo  on  your  door.     She  is  hounding  some  of  you  with  a 

club,  from  the  beating  of  the  rising  gong,  until  taps. 

The  important  question  is,  are  you  going  to  remain  content  with  limited 

knowledge  or  will  you  know  for  yourself?     Do  you  purpose  being  a  mere 

person  or  will  you  become  a  personality?     Nations — which  means  men — 

rise  or  fall  in   the  measure  in  which   they  appreciate  time.     Poets  liken 

time  to  a  river. 

In  chapel  you  sometimes  mav  have  sung 

''Time   like   an    ever-flowing   stream 

Bears   all  earth's  sons   away; 
They    fly,    forgotten   as   a   dream 

That   breaks   at   opening   daw" 

Excuse  us  for  asking  if  you  will  drift,  like  Thibet,  the  land  of  yesterday,  or 
Spain,  the  country  of  tomorrow,  or  will  you  be  like  the  mighty  Amazon, 
whose  progress  none  can  stay?  The  answer  depends  largely  upon  what 
you'll  do  before  college  doors  close  after  xou  forever! 


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As  your  well-wishers,  we  suggest  that  be 
determine  for  yourself  the  value  of  the  respective  dental  golds  and  solders 
offered.  After  you  open  your  office,  you'll  have  to  spend  more  than  one- 
third  of  your  outlays  on  golds.  Today's  the  time  to  begin  to  learn  the 
''true    inwardness"    of   all   dental    golds. 

'Tis  passing  strange  that  many  members  of  the  student  bod}'  fail  to  take 
as  their  thesis,  Practical  Results  from  using  Solders,  seeing  what  a  costly 
role  these  indispensables  play.  Why  not  make  this  the  subject  of  your 
thesis''  Commandeer  sample  lots  of  all  brands.  Try  them  against  each 
other.  'Twere  better  done  note,  rather  than  experiment  on  patients,  later. 
For  104  years  Xey's  have  manufactured  scientifically  the  World's  Best 
Dental  Golds  and  Solders.  The  dental  fraternity  thruout  the  world 
acknowledges  its  obligations  to  Key's  for  some  of  the  greatest  aids  in  its 
practice.  Our  literature  will  be  sent  gladly  to  all  serious  seniors  and 
juniors,   and   members  of  the  facultv. 

Accept  our  best  wishes  that  your  professional  career  will  be  successful 
and  profitable.  Let  the  use  of  XEY'S  GOLDS  help  to  make  this  a 
reality. 

Send  ui  your  Old  Gold,  Old  SuVer,  Old  Platinum,  etc  to 
be  exchanged  for  their  equivalent  in  Ney'a  Golds  or  Solders. 


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Retail  Salesroom,  100  Boy  Is  ton  Street,  Boston,  Mass. 
Represented  by  dealers  in  principal  cities. 


NEWGOLD 

FOR 

OLD  GOLD 

SILVER 

PLATINUM 

ETC. 


We  Make 


Photos 


that  Please 


Official  Photographers  for 
the  Class  of  1916 

Our  Work  Speaks  for  Itself 

Fraternity  and  Club 
Pictures 

Given  Special  Attention 


ROOT   STUDIO 

Kimball  Hall 

Corner  Wabash  and  Jackson 


The  Word  ROOT  on  a  Photo  Means  "Quality" 


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CVERY  practice  has  an  individuality  which 
can  and  should  be  reflected  in  the  ap- 
pointments of  the  office. 

S.  S.  White  office  equipments  afford  the 
means.  Adaptable  to  every  need,  they  give  the 
office  an  air  of  distinction,  suggest  superior 
service,  inspire  confidence. 

We  invite  correspondence  and  welcome  the 
opportunity  to  consult  with  you  concerning 
vour  individual  requirements. 

Our  Equipment  booklet  in  colors  illustrates 
and  describes  the  complete  line  of  S.  S.White 
Equipment  Combinations  —  the  new  idea  in 
dental  equipment.  We  will  gladly  mail  a 
copy  to  you  upon  request. 


The    S.    S.   WHITE 
DENTAL  MFG. 
CO. 


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Nicoll  Tailoring 

means  the  very  best  materials,  the  very  best 
tailoring,  at  the  very  lowest  price  for  such  work. 
"NICOLL"  means  best  without  extravagance. 

Prices  $25  -  $30  -  $35  and  upward 


MADE  to  ORDER 


NICOLL  The  Tailor 

W^J  Jerrems'  Sons 

Clark  and  Adams  Streets 


MADE  to  ORDER 


The 
College 
Cafeteria 

is 

CONVENIENT 

is 

CLEAN 

is 

CO-OPERATIVE 

is 

THE  PLACE  FOR  YOU  TO  EAT 

\\  .  \l .  I  >i  m.K'i .  Manager 


Sholty  Printing-  Co. 

PRINTING 

for  PROFESSIONAL  PEOPLE  a  SPECIALTY 

Get  the  samples  and  prices  of  our  plateless 
engraving.  Less  than  half  the  cost  of  copper 
plate  printing  and  just  as  good. 

1751   VAN    BUREN    STREET 
Phone  West  4427  CHICAGO 


Phone  Seeley  3697 


Prompt  Service 


NOTICE 
Whenever  your  Clothes  need  Cleaning, 
Pressing,  or  Repairing,  have  it  done 

by  regular  Cleaners  by  Trade 

Consolidated  Cleaning  Co. 

1609   W.   Van  Buren   Street 


Will  Rive  you  absolute  guaranteed  first-class 
work  and  satisfaction.  The  store  that  has 
more  college  trade  than  any  store  on  the 
West  side. 


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THE  FOMON  SYSTEM 


IN   PREPARATION   FOR 


STATE  BOARD,  HOSPITAL,  CIVIL  SERVICE 
ARMY  AND  NAVY  EXAMINATIONS 

FOR  FULL  PARTICULARS  ADDRESS 

L.  P.  KOZIE,   Secretary 

1575  OGDEN  AVENUE,  COR.  MADISON  STREET 
CHICAGO,  ILL. 


The  Most  Popular  and  Reliable 

GROCERY  and  MEAT  MARKET 

Wholesale  and  Retail 

YOU      PROFIT      BY      OTJB      EXPERT      KNOWLEDGE      OF 

EVERYTHING      (JO  0  D     T  U     E  A  T 


The  Ogden  Market  Company 

DOUBLE  STORE 
1748-1750  Ogden  Avenue 

Near  Jackson  Boulevard  Seeley     4100  Retail 

Phones:  Seeley     4101   Wholesale 


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Dreamland 
Lunch  Room 

1656'  West  Van  Buren  Street 

[eadquarters  for  Clean  and 

Wholesome  things  to  Eat. 

Prices  Reasonable 


Marshfield 
Lunch  Room 

EVERYTHING    FIRST    CLASS 
For  Ladies  &  Gentlemen 

SPEROS   COTSIAKOS,   Prop. 

1624  W.  Van  Buren  St. 

Cor.  Marshfield 

CHICAGO 


WOLF   BROS. 

Sanitary  Grocery 
and  Market 


Nil     I    ..|il    Still    l      '      Mi     il     "I     I'.ml'  :  ', 

Sold  in  Our  Market 

1623  W.  Van  Buren  Street 

•103  S.  Marshfield  Avenue 


~    ,       ,  West     866 

Telephones      West  434G 


Wm 

.  D.  Algeo  &  Co. 

Manufacturers  of  the 

La 

Flor  de  Algeo 

All    Havana    Cigar 

1635  Va 

ii  Buren  St.,  S.  E.  Cor.  Marshfield  Ave. 

Phone  West  2128 

The  Student's 
Drug  Store 

J.  B.  GALLOWAY 

Druggist 

1625  West  Van  Buren  Street 
PHONE  WEST  1789  CHICAGO 


TWELVE   TABLES  PHONE  WEST   3269 

A  Desirable  Place  to  Spend  an 
Afternoon  or  Evening 

Wilson  &  Laughlin 

Billiards,  Cigars 
Cigarettes,  Tobacco 

Largest  and  Best  Equipped  on  the   West  Side. 

Twelve  Tables,  fitted  with  the  World's 

Finest  Electric  Cushions 

1754-56  Van  Buren  St.  Near  Wood  St. 

CHICAGO 


100'  ,   Wool  Suits  S15.00 

CHAS.  H.  CLINGEN 

Hatter  and  Furnisher 

Cor.  Van  Baren  and  Wood  Streets 
Dental  Coats  a  Specialty 


HARRY 

GOON 

Hand  L 

aundry 

WORK    CALLED    FOR 

AND     DELIVERED 

1545  Van  Bu 

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CHICAGO 

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Do  YOU  Know 

WHAT    EQUIPMENT     IS    NECESSARY    AND     BEST 
For  the  office  you  will  open  after  Graduation? 


The  model  office  illustrated  is  but  one  of  five  we  have  on 
display.  Those  in  charge  of  our  furniture  department  are 
always  at  your  service  to  afford  detailed  information  of  what- 
ever nature  you  may  require  and  to  demonstrate  by  com- 
parative showing  the  actual  merits  of  all  equipment  covered 
by  our  line. 

C.  L.  FRAME  DENTAL  SUPPLY 
COMPANY 

5  South  Wabash  Avenue,  Chicago 
Branch  in  College  Building 


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A  Cable-Made  Piano 
is  a  Good  Investment 


Y<  >U  couldn't  possibly  be  as  critical  of  these  instruments 
as   we   ourselves   are. 

You  will  examine  carefully  the  beautiful  woods  of  the 
case  to  see  if  there  is  anywhere  a  flaw.  You  will  have  the 
piano  turned  around  to  see  how  solid  and  staunch  the  back. 
You  will  test  the  tone — first  softly,  then  by  forcing  it,  and 
you  will  strike  rapidly,  continuously,  a  single  key  to  determine 
how  responsive  the  action.  That's  all  good  as  far  as  it  goes, 
but 

In    The    Cable    Company's    factories 

twenty-four  experts  inspect  each  piano 

during  the  various  stages  of  its  construction.  The  many  parts  inside 
and  ou1  of  your  siijlit  have  all  been  in  very  plain  sight  to  those  inspectors 
of  ours.  No  detail  has  escaped  their  eye.  That  is  why  Cable-made 
Pianos  wear  well,  sound  well     and   in  a   word — satisfy. 

Every  one  of  these  Pianos  is  a  standard  in  its  class  and  absolutely  guaranteed  by  the 
makers. 

CONOVER  CABLE 

KINGSBURY  WELLINGTON 

CAROLA  INNER-PLAYER  PIANOS 
EUPHONA  PLAYERS 

(  'all  and  inspect  them  at  our  store  or  write  tor  lieaulilul  art  catalogs. 

Cable  Piano  Company^ 

Wabash  and  Jackson 
CHICAGO 


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Who's  Your  Tailor? 

FRANK  WAWAK 
1787  Ogden  Ave.  (Near  Wood  St.) 

Now    showing    a     complete     line    of 
foreign  and  domestic  fabrics 

for 

Spring    and    Summer 

1916  1916 


Established  1S91 


Moderate  Prices 


L.  Stach 

Merchant 
Tailor 


1776  Ogden  Avenue        Chicago 


Socialism     is  Growing  in  Favor 
with  Thinking  People.     So  is 

Spence's  Plaster. 

Over  300  gallons  shipped  during 
Feb.  1916  by  the  manufacturer, 

Stewart    J.    Spence 

224' 2  .Main  Street 
Chattanooga,  Tenn. 


F.  B.  LINK 

Successor  to 
LINK  &  JOSEN 

Cigars,       Tobacco,       Cigarettes, 

Stationery  Periodicals, 

Pocket,  Billiards 

1759  Van  Buren  Street 

Cor.  Wood  Street  Phone  West  4668 


PHILLIPS 

Milk  of  Magnesia 

"The  Perfect  Antacid" 

For  Local  or  Systemic  use 


Caries  Gingivitis 

Erosion  Stomatitis 

Sensitiveness  Pyorrhea 

Arc    successfully    treated    with    it. 

As  a   .Mouth    Wash    it    Neuralize? 

Oral  Acidity. 


PHILLIPS' 

Phospho-Muriate 
of  Quinine,  c0mP. 

Xon- Alcoholic 
Tonic  and  Reconstructive 


With  marked  beneficial  action  upon 
the  nervous  system. 

To    be    relied    upon    where    a    de- 
ficiency of  the  phosphates  is  evident 


The  Chas.  H.  Phillips  Chemical  Co. 

New  York 


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We  believe  that  the  policy  which  will  best  protect 
the  interests  of  the  owners  of  Columbia  Equipment, 
is  the  policy  that  will  best  maintain  the  reputation  of 
this  company  and  its  product 

Columbia  Product  has  served  the  dental  profes- 
sion for  thirty  odd  years  in  practically  every  part  of 
the  world  with  the  result  that  the  name  COLUMBIA 
on  dental  equipment  is  generally  accepted  as  being 
a  guarantee  of  sterling  quality,  satisfaction  and  con- 
tinued good  service. 

Ideal  Columbia  Chairs,  Columbia  Electric  En- 
gines, Lathes,  Air  Compressors  and  Distributing 
Panels  are  as  modern  in  design  and  construction  and 
as  practical  in  operation  as  more  than  a  quarter  of  a 
century  of  experience,  mechanical  skill  and  a  model 
factory  can  make  them.  They  are  moderate  in  price 
and  arrangements  can  be  made  for  their  purchase  on 
the  extended  or  time  payment  plan. 

Catalogs  describing  Columbia  Product  in  an  interesting 
and  a  thorough  manner  can  be  obtained  of  your  dental  supply 
depot  or  the  same  will  be  sent  direct  upon  receipt  of  request 
and  your  dealer's  name. 

THE    RITTER    DENTAL    MFG.     CO. 

ROCHESTER.  N    V  ,   U.  S.  A. 

CHICAGO       PHILADELPHIA       NEW    YORK 


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Ellsworth  Landon 


Thos.  E.  Landon 


Ellsworth  Landon  &  Son 

Importing  Tailors 


Established  1893 

1567-156Q  Ogden  Avenue 
Corner  Madison  Street 


Telephone   Monroe  32 


KASEN'S 

Express  &  Van  Co. 


412  South  Wood  St. 

Furniture  &  Piano  moving 
Baggage  transferred  and 
checked  to  all  Depots  and 
Boats.  SPECIAL  RATES 
TO  STUDENTS. 

Phone  West  1740 


Good  Suitn  to  Order  S14.00 


Student's  Patronage  Solicited 


William  Jacobson 

Best  Tailor  In  Town 

1443   W.   Madison   Street 
<  Opposite  Bishop  Court 


Phone    Monroe    1482 


Tele 


dry    G160  Auto    S1-33R 


New  Republic 

Chinese  and  American 

Restaurant 


Music  every  evening 

1704-1706  West  Madison  Street 
Tom    Bit:.    Manager  Chicago,    Illinois 


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Modern  Bridge  Work  Demands 

the  Full  Porcelain  ( 'usp 

of 

The  #0S'Hee  Tooth 


Modern  Crown  Work  Requires 
That    Live   Tooth    Appearance 

of 

The    DAVIS    CROWN 

[Exclusively  CONSOLIDATED] 

.Modern   Office   Practice   Needs 
the    complete    and    intelligent    Dental    Depot    Service 
offered  bv  the  ( 'hicago   Branch  of 


3S&BE  A.-11nw. 


Consolidated  Dental  ffjPM/  Manufacturing  Company 

29  East  Madison  Street,  Chicago,  Illinois 
College  Branch,  C.C.D.S.  Bldg. 


Home  Office  and  Factory,  New  York 


Subscribe  for  DENTAL  ITEMS  OF  INTEREST,  America' 

foremosl    Monthly   Magazine   of   Dental   Art,   Science 

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SAVE  $10.00 


Imperial  Woolen  Mills 

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See  our  salesman  at  the  College 

SUITE  206-10  TEMPLE  COURT  BUILDING 

217-219  So.  Dearborn  Street 

CHICAGO 

Phone— Wabash  8949 


Fred  A.  Green  8c  Co.    Partv- ^::;Group 

Expert  Photographers  any    time — any    place 

Flashlight   and   Interior  Work    a    Specialty 

For  samples  o]  our  work  look  at  some  ol  the  photo- 
graphs   in    this  book 
1950  W.  Adams  St.  Phone  West  5583 

Leave  vour  tilms  at  Consolidated  with  "Mac" 


'Brochon''  Engraving  Company 

5  South  Wabash  Avenue 
CHICAGO 

ALL  KINDS  OF  FRATERNITY  JEWELRY 

Leather   Goods,    Embossed    Stationery,    College    Novelties,    Calling    Cards 

Wedding  Invitations,  Etc. 

THE  VERY  LATEST  IN  DANCE  PROGRAMS 

"BROCHON"  means  "Quality" 

Tel.     Rand.     ;:<   ! 


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,    OUR  AIM 

To 

supply  you   with    Dental   Supplies  of  QUALITY,   and 

to  be  of 

such  service  to  you.  as  to  have  you  feel  that: 

L  &  B  is    "My   Supply  House" 

We 

handle  a  complete  line  of  Dental  Supplies  from  a  broi 

ch  to  the 

entire 

outfitting  of  a   Modern  Office. 

A  few  of  our    "QUALITY  FIRST"  Items 

L  and  B  Broaches 
L  and  B  Burs 

Elby  Modelling  Compound 

L  and   B 

Crown  and  Bridge  Investment 

(Formula  of  Dr.  P.  G.  Puterbaugh) 

Don't  forget  to  visit  the  display  rooms  of  THE  HARYA1 

1)  COM- 

PA  XV 

Room  1100  Marshall  Field  Annex  Building,  25  East  W 

ashington 

Street; 

also,     Landgrebe  A   Beart's   C.C.D.S.   Branch.     Invest 

igate  the 

merits 

of  these  goods  before  placing  your  order. 

Landgrebe  &  Beart 

Dental  Supplies 
Modern  Dental  Office  Equipment 

31  W.  Lake  Street 

C.C.D.S.   Branch   in  the   College  Building. 
CHICAGO,  ILL. 

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The  Chicago  College  of 
Dental  Surgery 

Dental   Department  of  Valparaiso  University 

An  Institution  Famous  for  the  Strength  of  Its  Teaching  Corps  and  the 
Thoroughness  of  the  Instruction  Given 


This  picture  will  present  a  familiar  sighl  to  the  3098  graduates  and 
600  students  of  the 

CHICAGO  COLLEGE  OF  DENTAL  SURGERY 

The  greal  structure  shown  above  attests  to  the  loyalty  ot  lier  sons 
and  daughters,  and  to  the  '■'<  I  years  n(  steady  development 

Information  pertaining  to  the  nexl  course  of  instruction  which  begins 
tlic  first  Tuesday  in  October,  will  be  cheerfully  furnished  by  addressing 
the    College 

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Rogers  Printing 
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Dixon  and  Chicago,  Illinois 


Our  long  experience,  modern 
equipment  and  attention  to 
detail  has  won  for  us  the 
confidence  and  business  of 
colleges  throughout  the 
Country,  who   appreciate 

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