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THE DENTOS
COPYRIGHT
ASHLEY B . CRAIG
EDITOR
WALTER M . CLULEY
BUSINESS MANAGER
THE DENTOS - 1928
Published
BY THE
JUNIOR CLASS
OF THE
CHICAGO COLLEGE OF DENTAL SURGERY
DENTAL DEPARTMENT
OF
LOYOLA UNIVERSITY
Volume XII
DEDICATION
To
William Douwe Zoethout,
A.B., Ph.D., Professor of
Physiology, who has served
as a member of the faculty
since IQI2, and who has
given himself to his profes-
sion without stint, the Class
of 1929 respectfully dedicates
this volume of the Dentos.
WILLIAM DOUWE ZOETHOUT was born 56 years ago in Birdaa'rd,
Holland, where he spent his early childhood. At the age of 9, with his
parents, Douwe and Emma Zoethout, the youth emigrated to America. The
family landed in New York, but came on to Chicago and settled in Roseland, a
suburb.
He entered the public schools of Roseland in the Fall following his arrival,
where he continued until he was graduated in 1889. In 1890 he entered Hope
College, Holland, Michigan, from which he received a Bachelor of Arts degree
in 1893. After his graduation, for several years, he devoted himself to teaching.
Desiring further education he entered The University of Chicago and in 1898 was
awarded the degree of Doctor of Philosophy.
During his college years he became interested in Physiology and did much
research work on the subject. Continuing his research work, he taught Phy-
siology at Valparaiso University, 1911-1918, and at Chicago College of Medicine
and Surgery, 1910-1919. Realizing the need for a text book on Physiology that
would be clear, concise, and intermediate between High School texts and those
for advanced study, he began preparing such a book. In 1916 he published "Zoe-
thout's Text Book on Physiology". The book rapidly became a foremost text on
Physiology. Subsequent editions have been published.
In 1912 he joined the faculty of the Chicago College of Dental Surgery as
Professor of Physiology. In addition to this chair he now also holds the Professor-
ship of Physiology at Chicago Normal School of Physical Education. Today he
is looked upon as an authority on Physiology.
Dr. Zoethout, in spite of the sacrifice necessary for a scholastic life, has re-
mained decidedly human. His associates refer to him as a mild mannered, schol-
arly, and modest man. It is a privilege for us to be able to acknowledge him as
our teacher.
FOREWORD
THE Class of '29, having produced this volume of the Dentos, can only hope
that you will give it your approval, that you may enjoy it, and that your
judgment will be lenient when you remember that we are "green but growing".
Volumes could but inadequately express our true thanks to those who have
so generously aided in the production of this book, our dean, professors, teachers,
demonstrators, loyal student body, and financial contributors, who have made
this production possible.
Try to feel, as we do, that this book represents the best thoughts and efforts
of many; that it marks a turning point in the lives of many as we are about to
take up the greater responsibilities awaiting us in a professional career. It shall
be our constant reminder of the many privileges and good fellowships we have been
fortunate enough to enjoy in the Chicago College of Dental Surgery. Your ap-
preciation of these efforts will be our greatest reward.
CONTENTS
PAGE
Title 3
Dedication 4
Foreword 7
Staff 9
Faculty 13
Seniors 27
Juniors 83
Sophomores 113
Freshmen 123
Pre-Dents 135
Athletics 147
Fraternities 149
Advertisers 173
Afterword 224
The Staff
THE STAFF
Dr. Ralph H. Fouser
Ashley B. Craig
Walter M. Cluley
Eldie S. Weyer
Faculty Advisor
Editor-in-Chief
Business Manager
Circulation Manager
Arthur W. Mangold ....... Art Editor
Leonard L. McEvoy
William C. Stevens
Isadore Podore
Senior Editor
Sophomore Editor
Freshman Editor
THE STAFF
Dr. Robert W. McNulty
J. Wesley Powley .
George E. Lemire
WlLLARD J. GOLDRING
Bernard Jacobson .
P. S. Fallio
Robert Jackson
Roland E. Groetzinger
Financial Advisor
. Senior Circulation Manager
Pre-Dent Editor
Senior Asst. Circulation Manager
Sophomore Circulation Manager
Pre-Dent Circulation Manager
Freshman Circulation Manager
Freshman Artist
THE STAFF
Leroy E. Kurth
Leonard Grimson
Harold A. Hillenbrand
William P. Schoen
John A. Higgins
Paul A. Topel
Stanley Smith
O. Edward Smith
Assistant Business Manager
Assistant Business Manager
Associate Editor
Sports Editor
Staff Photographer
Sophomore Artist
Senior Assistant Editor
Pre-Dent Artist
BASEMENT CAMPUS
Faculty
ADMINISTRATIVE PERSONNEL
William H. G. Logan
M.D., D.D.S., LL.D., F.A.C.S., F.A.C.D., Dean of Faculty.
Truman W. Brophy (Deceased)
M.D.. D.D.S.. Sc.D, LL.D.. F.A.C.S., F.A.C.D., 0.1. (France),
President, Dean Emeritus.
Charles N. Johnson
M.A., L.D.S., D.D.S.. M.D.Sc, F.A. CD., LL.D., Dean of Students.
Pliny G. Puterbaugh
M.D., D.D.S., F.A.C.D., Secretary of Faculty.
Robert W. McN'ulty
A.B., D.D.S., Registrar.
3n Jflftnoriam
DR. TRUMAN W. BROPHY
The passing of Dr. Brophy has left a void that can never be filled not only in
the institution with which he was so long associated but in the ranks of the dental
profession at large.
His biography has so frequently been written that it is unnecessary to go into
detail here, but briefly he was born April 12th 1848 at Goodings Grove, Will
County, Illinois; was graduated as D.D.S. in 1872 from the Pennsylvania College
of Dental Surgery, and in 1880 as M.D. from Rush Medical College. In 1881 he
helped to organize the Chicago Dental Infirmary, which later became the Chicago
College of Dental Surgery, and was its Dean for nearly forty years.
He early began to specialize in oral surgery and in 1886 made his first operation
for immediate closure of congenital cleft palate in a young infant before his class.
Dating from this to the day of his death, which occurred in Los Angeles, California,
on February 4th 1928, he stands out as the premier operator in this department
of surgery, and his name will always be conspicuously identified with this work.
He was noted not only in America but in all the countries of Europe, and
there came to him both at home and abroad every honor that could be bestowed
on any professional man. He was Past-President of the Chicago Dental Society,
the Odontological Society of Chicago, the Illinois State Dental Society, the National
Association of Dental Faculties, and Honorary President for the United States of
the Fourteenth International Medical Congress at Madrid. From 1914 to 1926
he was President of the International Dental Federation.
Among his medals and decorations were the following: in 1902 a medal "Home-
naje al Talento" from Professor Dr. J. J. Rojo of Mexico City; in 1903, medal for
"Merited Distinction" from the Odontological Society of Paris, France; in 1906,
the Fellowship Medal of the Dental Society of the State of New York; in 1913,
Medallion from the Italian Stomatological Society; also in 1913, Decoration from
the French Republic, "Officer of Public Instruction"; in 1924, the International
Miller Memorial Prize, from the Federation Dentaire Internationale; and last,
the Decoration from the French Republic, of Officer of the Legion of Honor.
It would seem fruitless to attempt to add anything in the way of tribute to
this array, but the story of Dr. Brophy's life can never be adequately told without
emphasis on his charming personality, and his sterling qualities as a companion
and friend. It was in this capacity that I knew him for more than forty years,
and in all the varied aspects of his distinguished career nothing stands out with
greater eminence than his attributes of friendliness and good fellowship. Volumes
might be written on his many sided characteristics, but nothing that could be said
today would add to the luster of his fame, or increase the love we have for his
memory. He was one of the worlds greatest dentists, and his name will live as
long as dental history is written.
C. N. Johnson.
T R U M A N W I L L I A M B R O P H Y
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Truman W. Brophy
(Deceased) ASA
Past Dean Emeritus, Senior Professor of Oral Surgery, Senior Chairman of Division of Diagnosis;
D.D.S., Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery; M.D., Rush Medical College, 1880; LL.D., Lake
Forest University, F.A.C.S., 0. I. France; One of the Founders of the Chicago College of Dental Surgery.
William H. G. Logan
Trowel Fraternitr, ASA
Dean of the Faculty, Professor of Oral Surgery and Oral Pathology; Chairman of Division of
Diagnosis; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1896; M.D., Chicago College of Medicine and
Surgery, 1904.
Charles N. Johnson ............. ASA
Dean of Students, Professor of Operative Dentistry; Division of Dental Diagnosis, Operative
Dentistry Section; L.D.S., Royal College of Dental Surgeons, 1881; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental
Surgery,' 1885; M.A., Lake Forest University, 1896; M.D.S.
John P. Buckley ... Trowel Fraternity, .ASA
Professor Emeritus of Materia Medica and Therapeutics; Ph.G., Valparaiso University, 1896;
D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1898; F. A. C. D.
Pliny G. Puterbauch .... Trowel Fraternity, ASA
Secretary of the Faculty, Professor of Principles of Medicine, Associate Professor of Oral Surgery;
Division of Oral Diagnosis, Exodontia, and Minor Oral Surgery Section; Superintendent of the Infirm-
ary; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1902; M.D., Chicago College of Medicine and Surgery,
191 2; F. A. C. D.
Robert E. MacBoyle
Professor of Crown and Bridge Work; Division of Dental Diagnosis, Crown and Fixed Bridge
Work Section; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1900.
Rupert E. Hall W Trowel Fraternity, *{>
Professor of Artificial Denture Construction — Division of Dental Diagnosis, Full Denture Section;
D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1905.
Thomas L. Grisamore . Trowel Fraternity, ASA
Professor of Orthodontia — Division of Dental Diagnosis, Orthodontia Section; Ph.G, Valparaiso
University, 1896; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1898.
John L. Kendall . Trowel Fraternity, *S2
Professor of Chemistry and Metallography — Division of Laboratory Diagnosis; B.S., Valparaiso
University, 1894; Ph.G., Valparaiso University, 1893; M.D., University of Kentucky, 1908.
William D. Zoethout
Professor of Physiology and Pharmacology; A.B., Hope College, 1S93; Ph.D., University of Chicago,
1898.
Emanuel B. Fink .......... Trowel Fraternity
Professor of Pathology and Bacteriology — Division of Laboratory and Physical Diagnosis; Ph.D.,
University of Chicago, 1918; M.D., Rush Medical College, 1919.
Thesle T. Job
Professor of Anatomy; A.B., Simpson College, 1912; M.S., Iowa State University, 1915; Ph.D.,
Iowa State University. 1917.
Julius V. Kuhinka ......... A2<t>
Professor of English — Division of Seminar; Ph.B., A.M., University of Chicago, 1916.
William I. McNeil ... J^~ Lr^ A
Professor of Prosthetic Dentistry — Division of Dental Diagnosis, Removable Bridgework Section;
D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1914.
B. Orban
Professor of Special Histo-Pathology — Division of Research and Diagnosis, M.D.
Earl E. Graham Trowel Fraternity, *PU
Lecturer in Oral Hygiene and Preventive Dentistry; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery,
1919.
Karl A. Meyer Trowel Fraternity, *S2
Associate Professor of Surgery; M.D., Illinois College of Medicine, 1908.
John R. Watt ..... WL. ... Trowel Fraternity, ASA
Associate Professor of Prosthetic Dentistry; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1896.
Agvstus H. Mueller, B.S. ....... Trowel Fraternity, ASA
Assistant Professor of Operative Dentistry, Instructor in Dental Therapeutics and Oral Hygiene;
D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 191 5, B.S.
Lewis A. Platts ... ASA
Assistant Professor of Dental Anatomy, Lecturer on Comparative Dental Anatomy; D.D.S.,
Chicago College of Dental Surgery, B.S., M.S.
B. Adelbert Morris .... *Q
Lecturer on Exodontia — Division of Oral Diagnosis; Exodontia Section; D.D.S., Chicago College
of Dental Surgery, 1916.
Earl P. Boulger .............. A2A
Assistant Professor of Radiology, Instructor in Clinical Therapeutics — Division of Oral Diagnosis,
Radiographic and Therapeutic Sections; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1919; L.D.S., 1919.
Ralph H. Fouser ........ Trowel Fraternity, H4"J>
Assistant Professor of Anatomy — Histology and Embryology; Department of Research; D.D.S.,
Northwestern University, B.S., B. S. in Med., Loyola University.
Elbert C. Pendleton ......... Trowel Fraternity, E v I"i >
Assistant Professor of Artificial Denture Construction — Division of Dental Diagnosis, Full Denture
Section; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1907.
Lozier D. Warner
Assistant Professor in Bacteriology and Pathology; Assistant in Department of Research, B.A.
LeGrand M. Cox
Assistant Director of Dental Clinic; Lecturer in Principles of Medicine; M.D., S'. Louis College
of Physicians and Surgeons; D.D.S. Chicago College of Dental Surgery.
Harold W. Oppice ......... Trowel Fraternity, E<I"i>
Assistant Professor of Crown and Bridge Work — Division of Dental Diagnosis, Crown and Fixed
Bridge Work Section; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1920.
James M. Mishler Trowel Fraternity
Instructor in Operative Dentistry and Chemistry; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery,
1925; B.S.
Howard Michener ......... Trowel Fraternity
Instructor in Operative Dentistry, Orthodontia, Prosthetic Dentistry
Otto E. Kieling ..... ..... A2A
Instructor in Operative Dentistry; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery; B.S.
Xeger E. Mathison
' Lecturer in Dental History, Ethics and Jurisprudence; D.D.S.
George C. Pike Trowel Fraternity
Instructor in Operative Dentistry and Exodontia; D.D.S. , Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1924.
Irwin G. Jirka ........... Trowel Fraternity
Instructor in Division of Oral Diagnosis — Exodontia Section; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental
Surgery, 1910.
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Warren Willman
Instructor in Crown and Bridgework; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1927, B.S.
Robert C. Walker ... Trowel Fraternity
Instructor in Operative Dentistry; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1927.
Henry Glupker
Instructor in Prosthetic Dentistry; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1925.
Leonard Boke .... (fit am ASA
Instructor in Operative Dentistry; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1927.
Harold R. Johnson \ . -^ _^^_g^_- .... Trowel Fraternity, ASA
Instructor in Prosthetic Dentistry; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1927.
Fred Kosche
Instructor in Operative Technics; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery, 1926.
John M. Melchiors
Instructor in Physics — Pre-Dental Department, M.A.
Robert VV. McNulty .......... Trowel Fraternity, ASA
Registrar, Instructor in Operative Dentistry Technics; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery,
1926; A.B.
Piatt M. Orlopp
Research Technician.
Harry Bowman Pinney ~~T . *-\ ^ . . E**
Assistant Professor of Exodontia and Minor Oral Surgery; D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental
Surgery.
Gail Martin Hambleton ......... Trowel Fraternity, ASA
Assistant Professor of Artificial Denture Construction — Division of Dental Diagnosis, Full Denture
Section; B.S., D.D.S., Chicago College of Dental Surgery.
Edgar David Coolidge ..........
Professor of Therapeutics, Preventive Dentistry and Oral Hygiene; B.S., D.D.S.
Cornelius Haggerty
Instructor in Biology and Psychology.
Fannie Robison
Clerk of Infirmary.
Mary A. Flynn
Clerk of Infirmary.
Lois Conger
Therapeutic Department.
Ruth McKinney
Department of Research.
Rose C. Thieler
Exodontia Department.
Drue B. Prestley
Clerk, Department of Prosthetics.
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Billie Kepler
Radiographer.
Loila Williams
Information Clerk.
Julia Wittman
Librarian, and Fiscal Clerk.
Laura S. Dickison
Secretary to Registrar.
E. Maude Share
Assistant Librarian.
HOW I CAME TO DO RESEARCH WORK
By Dr. B. Orban
You boys asked me to write about research, about what I am doing in my lab-
oratory. Research is like real love, we don't speak about it. I will tell the real
story of how I became a research man.
In the winter of 1923, I had just studied for a few months the science of
Dentistry, and liked especially of all the courses presented, the lectures of Dr.
Gottlieb who lectured about the biology and histology of the teeth. It happened
at this time that there was an entertainer in a cabaret in Vienna who could bite
through iron rods and chains.
Dr. Gottlieb at this time was lecturing about the biology of the cementum.
He claimed that the existence of the teeth depends on a good reaction of the tissues
to build new cementum. We supposed that the iron biter must have large cement-
um hyperplasia around his roots. Dr. Gottlieb wished to examine this man's
mouth and asked the class if someone would bring him to his office and have his
teeth examined.
He promised the student who was successful that he would show him his
original slides on histology of the teeth. No one else wanted to try so I promised
him that I would.
This entertainer was admired very much in Vienna and consequently it was
very hard to get near enough to speak to him. I was unable to see him at his hotel,
so that night I went to the cabaret and spoke to his manager. He promised me he
would call Dr. Gottlieb and make an appointment with him.
Next day Dr. Gottlieb came into class and happily told me that I had been
successful in my enterprise, as the chain-biter had called him on the telephone
and told him that he would come and be examined.
Dr. Gottleib fulfilled his promise and showed me his original specimens. There
for the first time I saw the epithelial attachment, the primary and secondary
cuticle, and cementum hyperplasias. This day was certainly a great event in my
life for from that time on, we started experiments together, and I started my work
in research.
Seniors
SENIOR OFFICERS
Paul Swanson
Arthur Rolander .
George E. Lamphere
Herbert F. Parker
Loraine Raymond
President
1st Vice-President
2nd Vice-President
Secretary
Treasurer
EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE
Robert Mulholland, Chairman
Ellidore Patnaude
John Lenburg
Leonard L. McEvoy
Harley W. DeWolf
Harold J. Mauk
SOCIAL COMMITTEE
Willard J. Goldring, Chairman
Douglas F. Pincock
Joseph A. Shea
M. CORWIN FUNKEY
Harley W. DeWolf
John A. Harrison
Morris Melin
Alfred Romano
Anderson, V. Edwin
Garfield, Utah
Ely, Minn., High School
5erg, Paul I.
Chicago, Illinois
Mt. Horeb, Wis., High
School
Trowel Fraternity
Barnebee, James L.
Kalamazoo, Michigan
Vicksburg, Mich., High
School
Western State Normal
College
Delta Sigma Delta
Bassett, Courtland J.
Dubuque, Iowa
Dubuque High School
Bergman, John
Chicago, Illinois
Senn High School
B.S., Loyola U.
Bevan, Fred VV.
Kankakee, Illin
Kankakee High School
Delta Sigma Delta
Biderman, Morris L.
W. Warwick, Rhode Is.
W. Warwick High School
Football '25, '26, '27
Monogram Club
Bratt, Clarence R.
Minneapolis, Minn.
Buffalo, Minn., High
School
Delta Sigma Delta
Brennom, Elmo F.
Whitehall, Wisconsin
Whitehall, Wis., High
School
Xi Psi Phi
i
Browning, Douglas H.
Iron Mountain, Mich.
Iron Mountain High
School
Psi Omega
Buskirk, Elmore E.
Plainwell, Michigan
Plainwell High School
Western State Normal
College
Delta Sigma Delta
Cassell, Glen W.
Savannah, Illinois
Savannah Township High
School
Chiprtn, Henry E.
Chicago, Illinois
Harrison Tech High
School
Northwestern University
Col
Rolling Fork, Miss.
Rolling Fork High School
Northwestern University
Psi Omega
Secretary '27
Chairman Social Com-
mittee '27
CONTRAFATTO, SAMUEL A.
Chicago, Illinois
Y. M. C. A. High School
Crotan, Charles W.
Lake Geneva, Wisconsin
Lake Geneva High School
Delta Sigma Delta
Cruikshank, William R.
Hicksville, Ohio
Hicksville High School
Xi Psi Phi
Dentos Staff '25
Social Committee '25,
'26, '27
Cunningham, Raymond E.
Urbana, Illinois
Taylorville, Illinois, High
School
University of Illinois
Davis, John S.
Lowell, Indiana
Lowell High School
Delta Sigma Delta
Dawson, Paul T. DeCook, Wilfred J.
Westfield, Illinois Chicago, Illinois
Westfield Township High Lewis Institute
School
Trowel Fraternity
DeW'olf, Harley W.
Woodstock, Illinois
Woodstock High School
Psi Omega
Executive Committee
Social Committee '28
Dixon, Ralph H.
Lafayette, Indiana
Lovington Township
High School
Lincoln College
Delta Sigma Delta
Basketball '25, '26, '27
Dolnick, Meyer
Chicago, Illinois
Crane Tech High School
Alpha Zeta Gamma
Dore, John P.
Chicago, Illinois
St. Mel High School
Dumelow, John C.
Chicago, Illinois
Y. M. C. A. High School
Crane Junior College
Armour Institute
Trowel Fraternity
Dvorak, Stanley
Chicago, Illinois
Y. M. C. A. High School
I
Edmunds, V. Donald
Grand Rapids, Mich.
Central High School,
Grand Rapids, Mich.
Grand Rapids Junior
College
Psi Omega
Factor, Benjami
Chicago, Illinois
Medill High School
Alpha Zeta Gamma
uan
Fehrenbacher, Florian
Bogota, Illinois
Olney, lit., High School
Fischer, Charles
Chicago, Illinois
Hyde Park High School
University of Chicago
Psi Omega
Frey, Anthony H.
Chicago, Illinois
Waller High School
Psi Omega
Gierat, Henry L
Chicago, Illinois
Holy Trinity High School
De Paul University
Loyola University
Goldberg, Simon L.
Chicago, Illinois
Savannah, Georgia, High
School
Alpha Zeta Gamma
FUNKEY, M. CORWIN
Hancock, Michigan
Hancock Central High
School
Delta Sigma Delta
President '26
Dentos Staff '27
Social Committee '28
GOLDRING, VVlLLARD J
Chicago, Illinois
Deerfield Shields
School
Psi Omega
Dentos Staff '28
Chairman Social
mittee '2S
Prosector
High
Con
Goodman, Sidney A.
Chicago, Illinois
Englewood High School
Alpha Zeta Gamma
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Gott, Douglas G. W.
Amherstburg, Ontario
Amherst High School
Psi Omega
Football '25, '26
Monogram Club
Gregerson, Louis B.
Stoughton, Wisconsin
Stoughton High School
University of Wisconsin
Delta Sigma Delta
Grimes, Patrick D.
Ncenah, Wisconsin
Kimberly, Wis., High
School
Delta Sigma Delta
Grunt, Nicholas J.
Melrose Park, Illinois
Proviso Township High
School
Xi Psi Phi
Gussen, Anthony
Chicago, Illinois
Lewis Institute High
School
Lewis Institute College
Hall, Charles B.
Chicago, Illinois
John Marshall High
School
Haller, William
Downers Grove, Illinois
J. Sterling Morton High
School
Harrison, John A.
Rockford, Illinois
Rockford High School
University of Illinois
University of Cincinnati
Social Committee '28
Delta Sigma Delta
Hattendorf, Robert T.
Chicago, Illinois
Tilden High School
Delta Sigma Delta
Heffner, Donald J.
Chicago, Illinois
Lane Tech
Hofrichter, James J.
Chicago, Illinois
Harrison Tech. High
School
Crane Junior College
Psi Omega
Prosector
Hojnacki, Edmund
Chicago, Illinois
Lindblom High School
Hong, Gilbert S. N.
Honolulu, Hawaii
University of Hawaii
St. Louis College
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Humel, James
Beruiyn, Illinois
J. Sterl'ing Morton High
School
University of Chicago
Delta Sigma Delta
Basketball '24, '25
Ing, Ewing J
Honolulu, Hawaii
McKinley High School,
Honolulu
Hultgren, Harry G.
Chicago, Illinois
Hibbard High School
North Park College
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Ing, John
Ing, John
Honolulu, Hawaii
McKinley High School
Honolulu
Ivers, Simon B.
Whitehall, Wisconsin
Whitehall High School
Xi Psi Phi
Jackson, John F.
Rockjord, Illinois
Rockford High School
Xi Psi Phi
Dentos Staff '28
Jans, Frank P.
Chicago, Illinois
Y. \1. C. V High School
Janssen, Everett H.
Moline, Illinois
Moline High School
Psi Omega
Jacobson, Alexander S.
Chicago, Illinois
Easton, Pa., High School
B.S., B.A., Lafayette
College
Alpha Zeta Gamma
Jewell, Edward C.
Calumet, Michigan
Sacred Heart High School
Calumet
Psi Omega
Katz, Hymen
Chicago, Illinois
Mishawaka, Ind., High
School
Alpha Zeta Gamma
Kauffman, Charles
Chicago, Illinois
Harrison Tech.
School
Crane Junior College
Alpha Zeta Gamma
Kazen, Harry H.
Chicago, Illinois
High Christian Fenger High
School
Psi Omega
Kelly, Hubert M.
Joliet, Illinois
De LaSalle High School,
Joliet
Psi Omega
KlELCZYNSKI, LEANORD A.
Chicago, Illinois
Y. M. C. A. High School
Xi Psi Phi
King, Alfred
Chicago, Illinois
Marshall High Schoo
Crane Junior College
ns
Chicago, Illinois
Lewis Institute High
School
Lewis Institute College
Sargeant at arms '28
Krynicki, Victor F.
Chicago, Illinois
Lane Tech
Crane Junior College
Kwan, Sung-Hoi
Tientsin, China
Wheaton, Illinois, High
School
Lachmann, Clarence M.
Chicago, Illinois
Lane Tech
Psi Omega
Lamphere, George E.
Woodstock, Illinois
Woodstock Community
High School
Psi Omega
Vice-President '25, '26,
Social Committee '25,
'26, '27
Secretary' 28
Lane, James A.
Chicago, Illinois
St. Ignatius High School
Larsen, Orville C.
Chicago, Illinois
Lane High School
Northwestern University
Psi Omega
Dentos Staff '25, '26
Larsen, Russell L.
E. Troy, Wisconsin
E. Troy High School
Delta Sigma Delta
Leesman, Carl R.
Chicago, Illinois
Tuley High School
Psi Omega
Lenburg, John
Gary, Indiana
Emerson High School,
Gary, Indiana
University of Chicago
Psi Omega
Executive Committee
Lindner, Frank P.
Muskogee, Oklahoma
Muskogee High School
Georgia Tech.
Delta Sigma Delta
Logue, J. Randolph
Chicago, Illinois
Englewood High School
Psi Omega
Lommel, Edward J.
Farmington, Minn.
Farmington High School
Lordahl, Elmer A.
Holland, Michigan
Holland High School
Mascari, Frank J.
Chicago, Illinois
St. Bedes High School
Mauk, Harold J.
Martinsville, Illinois
Martinsville High School
Delta Sigma Delta
Executive Committee
Mayeau, Martin J.
St. Anne, Illinois
St. Anne High School
B.A., Lake Forest Uni-
versity
Mazanec James A.
Berzvyn, Illinois
J. Sterling Morton High
School
Mazanec, Raymond L.
Chicago, Illinois
Harrison High School
McEvoy, Leanard L.
Missouri Valley, Iowa
Missouri Valley High
School
University of Iowa
University of Chicago
Delta Sigma Delta
Executive Committee
Dentos Staff '28
McGuiRE, QuENTIN
Winnipeg, Manitoba
St. James High School,
Winnipeg
Psi Omega
McMahon, John F.
Chicago, Illinois
Parker High School
Xi Psi Phi
Dentos Staff '27
Baseball '26
McNamara, Humilis F.
Chicago, Illinois
Lindblom High School
McPherson, Walter D.
Roswell, New Mexico
Roswell High School
Meehen, Bernard T.
Bradford, Illinois
Bradford High School
U. S. Naval Academy
Delta Sigma Delta
Melin, Morris
Chicago, Illinois
Nicholas Senn High
School
Social Committee '28
Mitchell, William F.
Bradford, Illinois
Wyoming, Illinois, High
School
Delta Sigma Delta
Moriarty, Howard J.
Chicago, Illinois
Bovren High School
Xi Psi Phi
Mulholland, Robert T.
Oak Park, Illinois
V. M. C. A. High School
Trowel Fraternity
Treasurer '25
Social Committee '26, '27
Chairman Executive
Committee
Murphy, Gerald
Chicago, Illinois
Mt. Carmel High School
Psi Omega
Myers, Raymond VV.
Glen Ellyn, Illinois
Glenbard High School
Psi Omega
NlLSEN, ElNAR D.
Chicago, Illinois
Lane Tech
Psi Omega
Norton, Edwin J.
Chicago, Illinois
St. Ambrose High School,
Davenport, Iowa
Loyola University
Football '23, '24, '25, '26
Monogram Club
Freshman Football
Coach '28
Nowlan, James A.
Chicago, Illinois
Englewood High School
Xi Psi Phi
Offenlock, John
Chicago, Illinois
Schurz High School
Olechowski, Thaddeus
Chicago, Illinois
Schurz High School
Crane Junior College
Xi Psi Phi
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Omens, David V.
Chicago, Illinois
Crane High School
Alpha Zeta Gamma
Dentos Staff '25, '26, '27
Basketball '25, '26, '27
Papdopulos, Charles N.
Chicago, Illinois
Crane High School
Trowel Fraternity
Parker, Herbert F.
Chicago, Illinois
Hyde Park High School
Lewis Institute College
Psi Omega
Secretary '28
Patnaude, Ellidore D.
Blue Island, Illinois
St. Cyril High School,
Chicago
Psi Omega
Dentos Staff '27
Social Committee '26, '27
Executive Committee
Golf '26, '27
Paulsen, Clare E.
Harvey, Illinois
Thornton Township High
School
University of Chicago
Psi Omega
Social Committee '27
Pearce, Richard L.
Chicago, Illinois
Y. M. C. A. High School
Peterson, Anthony
Chicago, Illinois
Austin High School
Crane Junior College
Pett, Delos
Salt Lake City, Utah
L. D. S. High School,
Salt Lake City
University of Utah
Psi Omega
Pike, Wayne S.
Chicago, Illinois
Lane Tech. High School
Pincock, Douglas F.
Ogden, Utah
Ogden High School
Psi Omega
Social Committee '28
Pokorny, Joseph W.
Joliet, Illinois
Joliet High School
Poupa, James B
Chicago, Illinois
Harrison Tech
Powley, J. Wesley
Hammond, Indiana
Hammond High School
Wabash College
Trowel Fraternity
Treasurer '26
Dentos Staff '27
Basketball '25, '26, '27,
'28
Prokop, Ladislaus E.
Lisle, Illinois
Lisle High School
Lisle College
John Carroll University
PUTERBAUGH, CHARLES H.
Chicago, Illinois
Lane Tech
University of Illinois
Delta Sigma Delta
Rasmussen, John Lewis
Manistee, Michigan
Manistee High School
Delta Sigma Delta
Raymond, Loraine W.
Royal Oak, Michigan
Royal Oak High School
Psi Omega
Treasurer '28
Secretary '27
Reid, Martin T.
Chicago, Illinois
Christian Fenger High
School
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Resnick, Isadore
Chicago, Illinois
Marshall High School
Rieger, Maurice
Chicago, Illinois
Schurz High School
Robinson, Harold J.
Chicago, Illinois
St. Patrick High School
Loyola University
ROGALSKI, CASIMIR J.
Chicago, Illinois
St. Stanislaus' Academ
St. Stanislaus' College
Loyola University
Rolander, Arthur
Seatonville, Illinois
Hall Township High
School
Trowel Fraternity
Vice-President '28
Rollo, James Stewart
Chicago, Illinois
Bowen High Schoo!
Romano, Alfred
Chicago, Illinois
Crane High School
Social Committee '2
Baseball '25, '26
Rudder, Ralph C.
Chicago, Illinois
Lindblom High School
Crane Junior College
Psi Omega
Dentos Staff '25, '26
Rux, Bernard G.
Chicago, Illinois
V. M. C. A. High School
Y. M. C. A. College
Dentos Staff '27
Schwartz, Meyer
Chicago, Illinois
Crane High School
Crane Junior College
Shea, Joseph A.
New York City
Dwight Preparatory
Xi Psi Phi
Social Committee '28
Shelhamer, Milo D.
Chicago, Illinois
Lindblom High School
Siegrist, Bernhardt J.
Cicero, Illinois
J. Sterling Morton High
School
Simonek, Leo G.
Berwyn, Illinois
J. Sterling Morton High
Schu' 'I
Slad, George F.
Chicago, Illinois
Y. M. C. A. High School
Y. M. C. A. College
Mgr., Basketball Team
'25, '26, '27, '28
Slawinski, Thaddeus
Chicago, Illinois
Lane Tech High School
Smith, Stanley \V.
Sandwich, Illinois
Sandwich Township High
School
Psi Omega
Dentos Staff '28
Smith, William A.
La Porte, Indiana
La Porte High School
Delta Sigma Delta
Soon, Harold
Vancouver, B. C.
Lewis Institute High
School
Stein, Jack B.
Chicago, Illinois
McKinley High School
Medill School of Jour-
nalism
Stwertnia, Bruno
Chicago, Illinois
Schurz High School
Swanson, Paul VV.
Chicago, Illinois
Y. M> C. A. High School
Lewis Institute College
Trowel Fraternity
Dentos Staff '27
President '28
Tarnavsky, Emil
Brody, Austria
Royal Imperial Rudolph
Gymnasium
University of Vienna
Therrien, John H.
North Brook, Illinois
Deerfield Shields High
School
Psi Omega
esse:
Trangmar, Frank M.
Hancock, Michigan
Hancock High School
Tufo, Rocco P.
Chicago, Illinois
Marshall High School
Turek, Albert L.
Chicago, Illinois
Harrison High School
Psi Omega
Tyler, Wilbur F.
Monroe, Wisconsin
Monroe High School
Delta Sigma Delta
Trowel Fraternity
Ulis, Joseph C.
Chicago, Illinois
Lane Tech
Ungar, Max S.
Chicago, Illinois
Marshall High School
Uyeda, Masaru
Honolulu, Hawaii
McKinley High School
Van Zant, Frank N.
Grant Park, Illinois
Momence High School
Psi Omega
Vlk, Jerome J.
Chicago, Illinois
St. Ignatius High School
Xi Psi Phi
VVakerlin, Fred C.
Chicago, Illinois
Lindblom High School
University of Chicago
Trowel Fraternity
President '24
Warren, Robert
Maywood, Illinois
Proviso Township High
School
University of Illinois
Psi Omega
Dentos Staff '25
Vice-President '25
Weil, Michael
Chicago, Illinois
Marshall High School
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Weintraub, Philip
Chicago, Illinois
Marshall High School
Crane Junior College
Welk, George H.
Chicago, Illinois
Austin High School
Whitehead, Lyndell P.
Chicago, Illinois
Walnut, Kansas, High
School
B.A., Kansas College of
Agriculture
Delta Sigma Delta
Trowel Fraternity
Williams, Sterling 0.
Cardston, Alberta.
Cardston High School
Wolgast, Paul
Danforth, Illinois
Onarga Township High
School
Psi Omega
Trowel Fraternity
Wolowitz, Irwin E.
Chicago, Illinois
Marshall High School
Alpha Zeta Gamma
Zbetovsky, Bertram Ziemer, Elmer F.
Cicero, Illinois Chicago, Illinois
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School
FAREWELL
Words flounder lonely-hurt and blind,
Seeking what they could not find.
The ultimate meaning of farewell.
When clay is torn from sentient clay,
There is little words can say,
And what time knows, he will not tell.
Q. S.
Farewell is such an awkward thing to elaborate upon. Following the trite
little sayings so often found in year books seems the easiest way out of a difficult
task. But goodbye is such a tremendous thing to be defiled by plagiarisms; so we
shall attempt to avoid these stereotyped little phrases.
One hundered and sixty students assembling from near and far have been
welded to homogeneity by incessant contact during the four year travail of our
college life and it is no easy matter to break these ties. Some may find pain in thus
accomplishing what they set out to do, and so experience a measure of defeat in
victory.
A college is superfically a building with elaborate equipment, a laboratory for
teaching young men to lead a useful and profitable life. When this has been ac-
complished the debt and purpose of the college to the student has been paid.
College students find a deeper meaning than this, they discovered newer and un-
usual outlets for that part of college life generally discussed under social activities.
Altruism might be termed one of the bases of right living, and since friendship
is one of the results of altruism; we may be excused for feeling that our education
has been doubly successful.
In the first place our professional training has been second to none.
Secondly, we have as close a personal contact between faculty and student
as could be expected in a group the size as ours. Such understanding reacted to
our benefit; it has been said by our instructors that they felt they were instructing
individuals rather than attempting to teach a class as a whole.
But we have yet the proposition of saying goodbye ahead; of placing a mask
on these words that will conceal our innermost feelings, and a reiteration of our
vows of loyalty to our school and its organizations. We need not dwell on this
phase — certainly that least that could be expected of a human being is gratitude for
those giving him his life's training. We hope to express this gratitude in the more
tangible way of attending clinics and keeping interested in the work our school is
accomplishing.
We as a class also see occasion for needed improvements in our school, and we
look forward eagerly to that time when the plans of the faculty for a new school
materialize.
Now that we have reiterated our loyalty we must pass on to the all important
task of picturing our last year at college, and so, that the next few pages picture
a formal and perhaps a less sedate version of our last year is our
fond hope. That they catch enough of our personality and life to justify their
existence is our sincere wish.
SENIOR CLASS HISTORY
By S. W. Smith
With great expectation and possible wonderment the Freshman of 1924-25
made their appearance at C. C. C. S. early on the morn of October eighth.
At first, or perhaps I should say, until we had met Dr. Platts in Dental Anatomy
we thought college a great joke, but, much to our sorrow, found we had another
thought coming.
We were the largest class that had entered school for quite a number of years,
totalling some two hundred and eight members. Furthermore, if were to believe
what the upper classmen said about us, we were the greenest.
For the first few days our time was taken up mostly with adjusting ourselves
to the schedule, finding various labs., buying the necessary equipment, and gazing
in awe at the upper classmen with their white gowns and sophisticated airs.
Soon came the day for class election, and after much wrangling, disputing, and
confuting, we elected the following officers: President, Fred Wakerling; Vice-
President, Robert Warren; Secretary and Treasurer, Robert Mulholland.
Our big social event of the year, the annual class dance, was held on December
20th. at the Hotel LaSalle.
We returned as Sophomores with a feeling of assurance that we had succeeded
in mastering, at least to the satisfaction of our professors, such subjects as Dental
Anatomy, Chemistry, Histology, Anatomy, and Dissection.
Class officers for the Sophomore year were C. Funkey, President; George
Lamphere, Vice-President; and W. Powley, Secretary and Treasurer.
We soom made our presence known to the Freshman when on November nth.
we had our annual field day meet at Loyola. Although greatly outnumbered by
the Freshman, by cooperation and organization of force we defeated them in the
pushball contest by a score of 2-0.
Our supercilious attitude was greatly increased as we progressed in our course
and were allowed to prepare and fill cavities in extracted teeth under the guidance
of Doctors Mueller and Gilruth. Here at last we had reached the turning point
in our career, that of performing actual dental operations. All that was needed
now was our diploma to made us professional men???
But alas! we had failed to take into consideration that it was quite necessary,
at least so Doctor Zoethout thought, that we know something about the amoeba,
and so our anxieties grew.
And then came the day when the "port polishers", white gowns, and high
hopes, we appeared on the second floor to do our first prophylaxis. Our initiation,
so to speak, to the work in the infirmary. Many are the prophylaxis' we have since
done, and many we will do in the future, but that first attempt stands alone, a
master piece in itself.
Our Junior activities were piloted by Andrew Sweringa, President George
Lamphere, Vice-President; Frank Collette, Treasurer; and L. Raymond, Secretary.
The gala event of the year being the Junior-Senior "prom", held at the Drake
Hotel, an event that removed forever any doubt as to the social ability of the class
of '28.
After much heated argument, and electioneering by the candidates, we held our
Senior election, by ballot, and elected the following to office: Paul Swanson, Presi-
dent; Arthur Rollander, 1st Vice-President; George Lamphere 2nd Vice-President;
L. W. Raymond, Treasurer; and Herbert Parker, Secretary.
Our annual class dance was held January 13th. at the North Shore Athletic
Club, and was by far the most successful class dance we have ever had in view of
the fact that there was a greater percentage of the class present than has ever
attended any previous class function.
Thus our four years are drawing rapidly to a close, and we soon will have but
memories left of our school days at C. C. D. S. But no matter which way our
paths in life may lead, the friendships and associations we have had with our
fellow classmates and teachers will always be an incentive, inspiring us to nobler
and greater things.
Let us tell in joyful numbers,
Of the Seniors history.
While the other classes slumbered,
We've rushed on to victory.
We are loyal! We are earnest!
And true greatness is our aim.
For past honor now returnest,
And our characters proclaim.
When we entered here as Freshmen,
We were of the greenest hue.
To many of our classmen,
Freshman life was very knew.
College ways did sure perplex us,
Scanning lessons o'er and o'er.
Sophomores certainly did vex us,
With their "collar days" in store.
Then as Sophomores how we flourished
Living on Dr. Kendall's praise.
But we soon became discouraged,
Lost in metallurgic haze.
Seniors now we stand unequalled,
We're the greatest 'mongst our clan.
Both in numbers and in knowledge???
We're the best o'er all the land.
When we're alumni let's remember,
We have but our best to do,
And they'll say of every member.
To his motto he was true.
CLASS PROPHECY '2
On Friday, April 13th, 1958, I was walking down Harrison St.
past the spot which was once the site of C. C. D. S. As you all know,
this school burned down just a few weeks before this time. I decided
to look around in the ruins just to see what I could see. I picked up
a couple of handpieces and a foil mallet. Looking further, I found a
book somewhat damaged by water, but otherwise intact. I found it
to be a record of the doings and whereabouts of the graduating classes
for the past thirty years. In great haste, I turned to the class of
'28. You would too, under the same circumstances.
I found that Drs. Heffner, Frey and Kazen are now manufacturers
and distributors of a famous cod liver oil, rich in vitamins. Dr.
Meyer Schwartz has perfected an anti-flu rub, while Dr. Rux is a
street car conductor, deeming it more profitable than dentistry.
Drs. William and Stanley Smith have taken over the Smith
Brothers Cough Drop industry and are progressing wonderfully.
(I wonder if they have long whiskers).
Dr. Shea has turned detective. He has never given up the
search for the instigator of the famous Shea-Restell swindle back in
'28.
Drs. Humel, Tufo, and Romano are important employes on one
of the local railroads. Tufo is a section boss, Romano his assistant,
and Humel a "tie picker."
Dr. Goodman "enjoys" an excellent practice of dentistry and
is ably assisted by Drs. Omens and Melin. Dr. Omens has charge of
all work on deciduous bicuspids and Dr. Melin takes care of partial
denture work in children.
Dr. Berg, the handsome lad from Wisconsin is a pyorrhea special-
ist and follows out the extraction technic in treating this disease.
Drs. Rudder and Rasmussen are famous for their saxophone
repair shop. They have long since given up dentistry as a livelihood.
Dr. Klapman is now a famous football coach in one of the larger
universities of the country. If you remember he made quite a reputa-
tion on the mythical team at C. C. D. S. back in '28. (Nice goin', Axel
old boy!)
Drs. Kwan, Soon and Ewinging have established the first Oriental
Dental school. Kwan is specializing in Orthodontia as related to
edentulous patients. Soon and Ing are his assistants as well as being
in charge of all four surface special test foil fillings.
Dr. John Ing is now quite well known as a politician in Honolulu.
He ran on the prohibition ticket last election and won by a large
majority.
Drs. Jackson, Cruikshauk and Paulsen have established a home
for homeless cats. We always did regard these men as being very kind
hearted. May their lives be long and their burdens light.
Our old friend, Dr. Albert Turek was recently elected mayor of
Chicago on the "Light Wines and Beer ticket". A good bit of his
success is due to his campaign manager's (Dr. Therrien) tireless
efforts. Dr. Therrien is the leading "beer magnate" of the country
now, although he still occasionally extracts a tooth and puts in a two
surface foil — or should we say — puts in a two surface foil and then
extracts the tooth.
Dr. George Lamphere is now the proprietor of a beauty shop for
men. He did a business of no small amount in the past three years
that he has been running. Previous to that time he was working as
a "collar model" for a well known shirt manufacturer.
Drs. Weil and Murphy are advertising dentists in New York and
according to all reports have taken the town by storm.
Dr. DeWolf has become intensely interested in Dairy Farming
and spends a great deal of his time on his one acre dairy farm, play-
ing his saxaphone and milking cows. He has completly forgotten
that he is a D. D. S. (Doctor of Decayed Stumps).
Dr. DeCook has established an elocution school and has as
assistants, Drs. Robinson, Bergmann, and Mulholland.
Drs. Wolowitz, Stein and Mascari are running an auto-laundry.
Their experience as prophylactic specialists has served them in good
"stead". I always thought there was some reason for us having to
"do" one hundred points in "propho".
Dr. Logue still thinks he can sing and is now touring the world
giving concerts. I'll bet he knows what rotten eggs and cabbages
look like.
Dr. Jacobsen is running an instrument sharpening business and
specializes in sharpening of extraction instruments for dental schools.
(This service is done free of charge).
Drs. Mitchell and Meehan are preachers of the gospel — what
gospel, I do not know.
Dr. Janssen is an auctioner of no mean ability, specializing in the
sale of used dental equipment and materials such as used gutta percha,
zinc cements, and cotton rolls.
Drs. Pett and Pincock, when not in their offices in Hollywood,
California, play the parts- of Indian Chiefs in the movies.
Dr. Wayne Pike has perfected a gold plated base-metal inlay,
guaranteed not to rust.
Drs. Wakerlin and Warren, after working for many years, have
produced a type of rubber for artificial dentures that is so realistic in
appearance that you cut it and it bleeds. More power to them.
Drs. Dixon, Harrison and Hattendorf have perfected several
dental materials. A few examples are "fillum", an excellent filling
material; "Abbo", cures all abscesses; "Pyrum", the ideal Pyorrhea
remedy and " Arsen", an arsenic compound which is used for slow and
painless extraction of teeth. It is sealed in the tooth and in a week's
time the tooth may be easily lifted out with the fingers.
Dr. Charles Hall was professor of platework in C. C. D. S. until it
burned down. Dr. Haller is now a millionaire and buys his own
cigarettes.
Drs. Grunt and Dore are prominent criminal lawyers, having been
made famous as such back in '28, while investigating the disap-
pearance of foil pluggers and Contra-Angle handpieces.
Drs. Mazenec and Mazenec are practicing dentistry. They write
out their own slips and won't O. K. them until the work is perfect.
Dr. Mauk has a new technic for cementation of gold foil fillings.
Dr. Lordahl is a dancing instructor after office hours.
Dr. Samuel is a successful practitioner and has a sign over his office
door — "The man with the million dollar smile — a smile for every
patient." ,
Dr. McMahon is a specialist on Immovable Removable Fixed
Bridgework. (His red hair has "Silver Threads among the Gold"
now).
Dr. McPherson has opened an office in Scotland and reports a good
business although he has a hard time collecting any money.
Drs. Rieger and Goldberg have an office in the Ghetto and are
doing a rushing business in amalgams.
Dr. Katz is running a school for Oral Hygienists and is training
young women as dental assistants.
Drs. Gregerson and Olechowski have been "working" for the
American Medical Association for several years, posing at all their
clinics as examples of sleeping sickness.
Drs. Offenlock, Ziemer and Slowinski are now in charge of a large
loop department store.
Dr. Orville Larsen is running a bird store in Park Ridge. While
not waiting on trade he teaches the canaries to sing and the parrots to
swear.
Dr. Russel Larsen has a pretty fair practice in Sweden.
Drs. Funkey, Love and Crotan are manufacturers of a cough
syrup especially suitable for hopeless tubercular patients. Guranteed
to make them cough themselves to death.
Dr. Resnick is specializing on lead foil hillings in the mesial pit of
of the upper right second bi-cuspid.
Dr. Rolander is now a famous orator as is also Dr. Swanson.
Dr. Krynicki is the champion marathon "Black-bottom" dancer
of the World.
Drs. McEvoy and McGuire started on a hunting trip after gradua-
tion and liked it so well that they haven't returned yet.
Drs. Gott, Collette, and Browning are now proprietors of a " Black
and Tan" cabaret on the south side.
Dr. Gussen is devoting all of his time to lowering of outdoor track
records, as set by Paavo Nurmi.
Dr. Grimes is fairly well off and enjoys home life with his wife
and family of quadruplets.
Drs. Gerat and Rogalski are prime ministers of the United States
to Poland.
Dr. Fischer still is of the opinion that he can manipulate a saxa-
phone in a manner pleasing to his listeners.
Dr. Fehrenbacher has taken "Daddy" Watts place at C. C. D. S.
He can detect a "Shanty band" right off the bat.
Dr. Goldring due to his success as a collector of funds back in '28 is
running a collection agency. He is known as the "Human Blood-
hound". If you have any bills to collect, see him and he'll hound his
man until he gets him.
Dr. Dolnick has retired to his farm on west Harrison St. He
spends his spare moments reading dental journals.
Drs. Dumelow, Dvorak, and Chiprin have finally completed a
book on "Reasons why a man should not study Dentistry". Ten
thousand copies have been sold.
Drs. Anderson, Davis, Bassett and Dawson are now running the
Cook County Hospital on a paying basis.
Dr. Barnebee is still paying off his debts incurred while studying
dentistry. I am of the opinion that he isn't the only one that's still
"paying".
Dr. Bevan has devoted his life to church work and has in his choir
such men as Brennom, Factor, Bidermann, Cunningham and Bratt.
Dr. Burskirk is now in charge of a well known state institution at
Elgin, 111.
Dr. Cassell spends his odd moments smashing baggage at the
Union Station.
Dr. Chiprin died of ingrown toenails. He was late to his own
funeral (Remember, he was always late for class).
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Dr. Hofrichter has been doing extensive research work in anatomy
ever since graduation and has discovered many new things, among
them being the Hofrichter's Foramen through which passes the
Freshman nerve.
Drs. McNamara, Mayeau and Moriarity have attributed their
success in dentistry to Mandel Brother's gowns. They are running
a large free clinic on the west side. Yes, they are bootleggers on the
side.
Dr. Frank Lindner married one of his "two surface" patients and
has the rest of his life to regret it.
Dr. "Ed" Hojnacki feels badly about an ill fitting crown he made
during school and has spent all his time since graduation searching
for the patient. When he finds him, he's going to make it over.
Conscientious, eh what?
Dr. John Lenburg is now a famous aviator and has made several
trips to Mars in his plane — "The Spirits of Gary". Dr. Carl Leesman
is his mechanic and publicity agent. Dr. Lenburg runs the world's
one and only "flying dental office". "Work done while you fly".
Yes, business is rushing.
Dr. Hong has perfected the hula dance and gives lessons and
demonstrations at his cabaret, the "Hong" — Gong Inn in San
Francisco.
Dr. Lachmann is running a jewelry shop, specializing in home
made rings for the fair sex.
Dr. Hultgren, and Ivers maintain a hash joint in the loop, claim-
ing that if our class lived on Dudley's mess for four years, they can
easily "go" their grub.
Dr. Kelly is still a police officer in Joliet and has the honor of
applying the current for all electrocutions.
Dr. King due to nickname, Arabia, has established a practice in
that country.
Dr. Kaufmann is now famous for some of his dental inventions,
among them, the demonstrators explorer, guaranteed not to find
calculus or overhanging foil margins.
Dr. Kielczynski (now changed to Kiel) has devised a "remake"
method for rejuvenation of old dentures.
Dr. Jans was disappointed in love and hence has written a book
"It Is Much Better to Have Loved and Lost — Much Better".
Dr. Jewell is touring the country with his lecture — "Through
School on Matrimony".
Dr. Contrafatto conducts a correspondence course in asepsis and
x-ray technic.
Drs. Raymond Myers and Zbetovsky are the owners of the Black
and Blue Cab Company of Glenn Ellyn. Their slogan is "Pray as
you enter".
Dr. Nilsen has devised a way of straightening teeth without
moving them.
Drs. Wolgart and Raymond are known everywhere as the
"travelling dentists". They stay in a town until forced to leave.
Dr. Chas. Puterbaugh is a movie censor. He got plenty of practice
censoring the notes passed down back in '28.
Dr. Norton is still playing football. It is said that he is even
better than he used to be, and that's going some.
Dr. Nowlan is in the shoe business.
Dr. Williams is doing missionary work among the natives of
Canada in the way of prophylaxis of unerupted lower third molars
in infants.
Dr. Papdopulous is still running around looking for his last two
surface "special". He hasn't his diploma yet, although he's been
practicing for years.
Dr. Whitehead, until recently, was professor of Principles of
Medicine at C. C. D. S. Incidentally, he has perfected a hair restorer
and has made much on it.
Dr. Parker runs a bakery and "hikes" bread when he's not wait-
ing on trade in the shop.
Dr. Patnande retired several years ago as Dean Emeritus of C. C.
D. S. It is said he retired by request. Who knows.
Dr. Welk is still selling gowns to the profession while Dr. Wein-
traub is a dancer in a west side beer dive.
Drs. Vek and Pearce have made a fortune on a "hot-dog" stand
and are now touring the world in their own private yacht.
Dr. Peterson has established a rule in the state constitution
providing that every dental student be provided with a key to
elevators in the building.
Dr. Van Zank is the grand and Exalted Leader of the Ku Klux
Klan, now a society providing for bigger and better holes in doughnuts.
Drs. Pokorny, Ulis and Poupa have devised a new type of tooth-
less gold case. No, I don't know what it's for.
Dr. Uyeda gives lessons in the manipulation of modelling com-
pound and Hawaiian Guitars.
Dr. Powley is still chief advisor for the Dentos staff, as well as
registrar at C. C. D. S.
Dr. Ungar conducts the only open air dental office in the country
out in Garfield Park.
Dr. Prokop specializes in root-canal therapy using broken reamers
for canal fillings.
Drs. Tyler and Trangmar conduct a practice for ladies only.
Dr. Tarnovsky is practising in Poland reports point toward much
success.
Dr. Reid has an office in the loop but commutes from one of the
suburbs because he likes the smoke from the trains.
Dr. Stwertnia is doubling for Greta Garbo, Mary Pickford and
other famous blond, female movie stars.
Dr. Slad still manages the basketball team at C. C. D. S. He
ushers in a theatre during his spare time.
Drs. Siegrist and Simonek are doing a wonderful business in
Cicero. Yes, they have a nice place. A nice bar with a shiny brass
rail, and plenty on tap.
Dr. Shelhamer still believes that epinephrin and fainting are
synonymous and has been all these years trying to prove it.
Dr. Rollo has successfully demonstrated the world over, his
technic for insertion of two surface foils in deciduous molars at the
age of twelve years.
Dr. Tomassaitus married a rich widow and is taking life easy.
"Come on, wake up, spit it out."
What the — ??? Where am I — ? Oh — Dr. Morris, what are you
doing here?
"I just took out a tooth for you under gas."
"Gosh! I had some dream, Doctor. Dreamed that it was thirty
years from now and I — oh well — what's the use. Guess I'll hurry.
It's nearly 4:30 and I have to get to Dr. Johnson's lecture. Thanks
for the operation."
WlLLARD J. GOLDRING, '28
W. Harley DeWolf, '28
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BENNIE ANO FREDDIE QJQJ/hQLD THAT/
WHAT A SATURDAY AFTERNOON
PATIENT THINKS ABOUT
'I'll bet I look terrible with my mouth open this way."
# * #
'Gee but this fellow is good looking."
# * *
'I wonder if he has mv lip stick all smeared up?"
* * *
' I wonder if he will ask me for a date? Hope he does."
* * *
'I'm glad I got this fellow 'stead of the one Gertie got."
R. T. Hattendorf
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~Tt*ti ONC AND orttV" CLAS&
CLASS MOTTO
You can fool some of the teachers all the time, and all of the teachers some
of the time, but you can't fool all of the teachers all of the time.
Indian Turnip
CLASS FLOWER
CLASS YELL
Hippety, Zipety, Zelp
June '28
Help, Help, Help.
YOUR CONTRACT''
By John C. Bergmann, B. Sc.
When you, as a dental student, are awarded your sheepskin — that coveted dis-
tinction which marks the fruition of your efforts — will you be able to carry out the
contract? For a diploma from a dental college must be regarded as a contract.
In accepting it, you take upon yourself the responsibility of ministering to the
dental needs of a suffering humanity. You are going out to do your best, to preach
the gospel of preventive as well as prosthetic dentistry, and to carry out what you
preach by giving your patients the benefit of the latest and best developments
which modern dental science has to offer.
But your responsibilities go still farther. There is a moral obligation that goes
with being intelligent. Knowledge is a means of maintaining one's standing of
life and one's position in society. If this be true, intellectual interests must not
end with the awarding of your diploma. Graduation is the starting point. In
your five years of study you have learned the elements of your profession — the
groundwork on which to build future knowledge. The successful professional
must never cease to grow; he must be ever a student; he aims to have broad sym-
pathies and interests, remembering that he is a man first and a dentist afterwards —
for what is more illiberal than a narrow-minded dentist? In thus carrying out
your life work you help to make the world a better place in which to live.
Humanity fulfills its side of the contract by offering the dental graduate front-
rank prestige in his community as a professional man. He becomes an intimate
part of the social fabric; he is already a potential leader in community affairs.
Just how far he develops along the lines of leadership rests within himself. I
merely wish to point out that the opportunity is there. The dentist, by virtue of
his strategic position as a moulder of public opinion, has only to seize the op-
portunity. Dental surgery offers the practitioner all of these things in addition
to a comfortable living with a chance to lay something aside for the later years of
life.
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CLASS STATISTICS
Best Looking Man
Lady-Killer
Class-Athlete .
Class-Student
Class Flirt
Popular-Guy
Class Treater
Class Fusser
Most-Popular-Guy
Class Trainer
Randie Logue
Schwartz
"Alex" Klapman
Alfred King
Sam Contrafatto
. Rux
Pearce
De Cook
Fischer
Crotan
KATZ AT WORK
Wilbur Tyler tiftcr extracting his
first tooth Mid discovering that
it re&ll^ hs.ct roots.
WOULDN'T IT BE A FUNNY WORLD
IF —
McMahon didn't have red hair.
Rieger stopped talking during class.
Tuffo was smaller.
Rudder wasn't so serious.
Goodman didn't get such tough cases.
Klapman didn't possess such pulchitrude.
King was a shade darker.
Mellin could raise a mustache.
Murphy didn't sleep in class.
Swanson didn't call on Mulholland to give his
talk.
Offenlock was not obstreperous.
Romano came to class on time.
Rux didn't have something to sell.
Wakerlin didn't know how to be a handshaker.
Brennom didn't have such pretty patients.
Schwartz was not so popular.
Omens was not making "wise cracks".
Stanley Smith was not chewing gum.
Bill Smith had some hair on his head.
Papodopulous opened a restaurant to compete
with Dudley's.
Pike didn't wear a bow tie.
THINGS WE WILL NEVER FORGET"
Alex sealing in pressure anaesthesia for two days.
Schwartz receiving a roaring welcome every time he entered the small amphi-
theatre.
Goldring asking for five bucks, and later two and six bits.
Mascari closing the windows.
Rudder's clannishness during lectures.
Jannsen's famous speech in seminar.
Likewise for Pearce's.
Rudder, the bad apple, and Mulholland.
Browning trying to dent Alex's head.
Some Juniors think that the function of the post dam is to hold the saliva back.
Lamphere to his patient — "Got anything on for Sunday evening, Miss?"
Patient (hopefully) — "No, not a thing."
Lamphere — "Then try to be here earlier Monday morning."
Sweetheart — "I'll marry you on one condition."
Dent — "That's all right, I entered college on four."
THE FLAMING GOAT
A TALE OF PASSIONATE LOVE, HATE AND PAINLESS DENTISTRY
ON THE FROZEN STEPPES OF THE SIBERIAN DESERT
A TRUE CONFESSION
BY
PHILIP WEINTRAUB
Prelude
Stephen Wotosnootski bowed ironically to his vast audience, majestically he
lifted his Stradivariusky to position underneath his third chin.
He drew the bow across the strings. The G string groaned and burst. He
ignored it. Faster and faster flashed his bow across the tortured strings. Georgeous
sunsets — tinkling dewdrops — orange peel — the wail of lost souls — mighty arias —
ripping chords — the cry of the hunter
Installment i
(20 years later.)
"Honest-to-goodness, mister, I cahn't pay the installment."
"Madame I am taking the census".
"I don't giveadam. I'm taking a bath."
Installment II. Opus 69.
Had you been standing upon the corner called State and Broadway in that
enterprising village Trafficville, on a certain September morn, you would have
observed a strange and awesome sight.
The village hadn't been so excited since the day Dr. Al E. Yater had pulled a
bicuspid with three roots from the mouth of old Mr. S. S. Black back in '74.
The sight was Shamrock Bones, the town's barber, dentist, and detective.
He was seen to be loping down Main Street with his coat turned inside out, over
his head a parasol of a screeching red color and his face painted the color of an
Indian chief about to be united in the holy bonds of matrimony.
As he neared the end of the street, he felt an earthquake strike him just below
the place his suspenders were hitched on. He turned, irately and beheld the be-
whiskered jaw and many chinned face of the town sheriff, Hank Erchiff.
Suddenly Shamrock felt the Irish within him rise in wrath against the unseemly
indignity the mighty arm of the law had dealt him. With lightning-like speed he
lashed out with his foot. It struck the sheriff in a northeasterly direction about
seven degrees longitude and eleven degrees latitude. He uttered a sigh and said
emphatically, "I die by the hand of an assassin."
Shamrock, our w. k. hero, looked at him with murder in his eye and gum in
his mouth. He smiled, grimly. "Wuzza big idea, Sham, wuzza big idea?"
"Well, ya see sheriff, it's like this. I'm taking one of them correspondence
school dentistry courses and them durned sophomores wrote me a letter an' told
me to haze m'self. Which thing I'm proceedin' t'do you bein' a witness."
Bang! Whizz!
But ah, gentle reader, contain yourself. The scene shifts to the next installment.
Installment III. (20 years back.)
"Would that sister Nell were back from the city," she screamed silently to
the man timidly cowering before her. Her pants could be heard in every point
angle of the room.
"No, no not that," he cried absent-mindedly.
Suddenly, in her fit of anger, she began to shake him — the poor weak thing.
She shook him so hard that the salivary calculus went down his throat and the
serumal calculus came up to take its' place.
" I'll spit in yerear and drown ya, " she muttered hoarsely into his pink shell ear.
"O quit your tickling," he sneezed.
Slowly, inch by inch, millimeter by diameter she, the dastardly villain, forced
him back to the edge of the cliff. Bravely and right well he fought for his honor
against this hideous onslaught to drive him over that awful lingual shelf.
If he could only cook.
Finis
POSTLUDE
It took
Morphine— IIX fl.z
Opium — XX gr.
N20 — 3 gal.
2 Lectures and
24 bottles of Champagne to write this masterpiece.
Authors' Note —
If you had to sit between King and Melin in the small amphitheatre you'd
write stuff like this too.
'BACK TO HAWAII"
Oh! to see the swaying palms once more,
And be again on Hawaii's peaceful shore;
"Tis the Land of the azure skies,
With wonders charming to the eyes;
The Land where trees are evergreen
And waves from rockbound shores are seen,
Mountains Majestic, Silent and Mystic,
With living craters, rare and artistic;
The sailing clouds and glorious hue,
And mornings wet with Hawaiian Dew;
Land of tropic fruits and flowers,
Lunar Rainbows, Sunlit Bowers;
'Tis the Land where anchors my heart once more,
Where Love and Peace shall reign for ever more.
Jack M. Uyeda
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OURTED LEWIS KELLY/MAC, WGAft &- BR.ELN.
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ON THE CAMPUS
THE C . C . D ' S. ACADEMY
IMMORTALS
OF
BERNARD RUX
Rux gets niche number I in the
academy. Benny stands in a class by
himself, is a traveling dental depot,
and bats out points with alacrity.
Is convinced that he is going to be an
honest to goodness dentist. Benny is
one of the few reasons why girls leave
home. Has traveled extensively, only
last summer he took in Evanston and
Berwyn. Benny's idea of a good time
is getting mobbed when selling out the
first edition of examination questions.
A few of our hero's medals and pins are
represented above, nonchalantly dang-
ling from his brawny chest. These
range from secret society waistcoat
jewelty to boy scout badges. Benny
succeeded in holding aloof from
the hoi polloi for four years. Always
was among the first in the class — that
is, among those in the first row. Oper-
ates our magic lantern when no one
else is around to do it.
JOSEPH SHEA
Joseph attains to the second place
principally due to his excessive megalo-
mania. Is an extremely metropolitan
lad from the big city on the Hudson
River, and shares residence there with
such lesser celebrities as One-Eyed
Connally, Gene Tunney, Carl Van
Vechten and Jimmy Walker. Shears the
naif little fellow who came to Chicago
to learn about dentistry, and inci-
dentally, the gentle art of confidence
operations. Joe also deserves recogni-
tion because he excoriated the whole
class on their boorish mannerisms; and
got away with it. He is widely known
in some of the most exclusive environs
confides that he knows two porters
on the Century, and an elevator
operator at the Blackstone.
Joe is one of the most sincere
boys — takes the entire class into
confidence upon the slighest provoca-
tion.
THE C. C. D'S. ACADEMY OF
IMMORTALS
RALPH RUDDER
Ralph Rudder, our versatile class-
mate from the south side occupies our
third niche. The sculptured masterpiece
above is one of his favorite poses, and
was designed during the electioneering
of '28. Ralph was the boy who on this
occasion just about caused Swanson
to take up music lessons. Ralph can
dress with the savoir faire of Fifth
Avenue and is Lon Chaney's chief
rival in making various funny faces
and contortions. Ralph is exceedingly
adept with the dental armamentarium
— including the water syringe. We
remember how he knocked out seventy
five sheets of foil in one afternoon with
this ingenious device. Rudder lays
his success and popularity to his
observance of the motto "Always
make a friend of your demonstrator."
FRED WAKERLIN
This last space is reserved for the
inimitable Freddie. Fred gets this
space because he has introduced the
first notable advance in years to the
gentle art of mitt-glomming. Freddie
thinks that he is popular and the whole
class can't convince him that he's not.
He also raises a mean moustache, and
he did a mile in 4 flat in protection
of this affair. Freddie calls all the
Demonstrators by their first names
and operates a mean magic lantern.
Wake is on the staff of the Loyola
News, and doesn't care how much
publicity he gets. Is a devil with the
women and is the chief reason why
mothers keep their daughters in nights.
The masterpiece above was painted
at the time of Freddie's debut at a
garden party held in Kelly's stables.
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SEASON OF 19 2 8
Under the leadership of Coach Crotan, and Captain Alexander Klapman. the
C. C. D. S. Football team closed a very successful season. We announce at this
time that Coach Crotan absolutely will not accept a contract with Notre Dame,
thereby placing at rest the rumors that he was to leave the Alma Mater. Scores
for the Season follows:
C. C. D. S.
45
Moller Barber College
6
C. C. D. S.
21
Coyne (Championship game)
6
C. C. D. S.
45
Psychopathic
44
C. C. D. S.
9
Chicago Chiropractic
7
C. C. D. S.
2
Marinello Institute
C. C. D. S.
3
McCarrie's
o
C. C. D. S.
9 1
Lewis School for Stammering
o
C. C. D. S.*
Moses Hebrew School
2
C. C. D. S.
IOI
Chicago Plastering School
C. C. D. S.
IO
National College of Midwifery
C. C. D. S.
66
Enbalming College
O
C. C. D. S.
IO
McSweeney Tractor School
7
*Captain Klapman out this game
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FOOTBALL FABLE IN SLANG
(With Apologies to George Ade)
By Ralph Rudder
PART I
Once upon a Time, in a thriving Community in the State of Indiana, there
lived a Steel Baron whose Name was Smith. Now the Smiths were a sturdy Breed
and lived as much in the Aroma of the Past as they did in the Stigma of the Present.
Mrs. Smith had always been a Smith as long as she could remember. It was her
Name before Marriage and of course her Name during the Remainder of the War.
The Mrs. thrived on Things of Historic Bearing and Genealogy. She had nothing
about the Premises that could not supply a Pedigree. She doted on referring to
her distinguished Ancestor, Captain John Smith. Thus she continued to exist
in the Belief and Conviction that Little Matters of Finesse were worth while
Cultivating.
But the Mr. cared nothing for the Punctiliousness of his Mate. He bartered in
Steel and Iron and prefered to refer to his Boyhood Days in the Laboratory of his
Granddad, the Village Blacksmith.
So when, in the due course of Time, two Boys were born to bless the Smith
Household, there was a loud Squabble between the Mr. and the Mrs. as to who
would do the main coaching of the coming Smiths. The Mrs. took one Look and
chose the one with Valentino Aspect.
"This sweet Child shall be known to the World as Archibald Hector Smith;
a beautiful, genteel Name," said she.
The Old Man put on the Gloves with what was left and decided, after being
presented with a Black Eye, that the Steel and Iron Industry would benefit from
his offspring's Biceps.
"I'm naming mine William Hercules Smith," said the Old Man. "That's a
strong name. I'll call him 'Here' for short."
Then through the ensuing Years they hustled about grooming their Charges.
"Here" was reared on heavy Diets, such as Corned Beef and Cabbage. He knew
nothing whatever of Sauces and Pink Teas. He could juggle a Hundred-Pound
Steel Bar as easily as Henry could run a Ford. So when he came to the Age of
Maturity and decided to go to College, he naturally chose Boiler Works, because
that's where all the He-Men went.
But little Hector was not so rough. He had been brought up to a rosy Hue on
Sweet Milk and Oh Henrys, and his size thirteen and one-half Neck Band expanded
to fourteen Inches in proclaiming against entering Boiler Works. Therefore, he
was fitted out with Shell-rimmed Spectacles, dumped into a pair of Balloon-Tire
pants, and with a wide-open Check Book in each Hip Pocket, he was ushered with-
out ceremony into Demi-Tasse Seminary.
PART II
When the Football Season came round both Boys were out to make their re-
spective Teams. The Boiler Works Coach cast a greedy Eye upon his aspiring
Candidates, and after testing the mettle of all of them laconically surmised that
"Here" was the best piece of Human Anatomy he had seen since they quit building
Giants. He was so fast that he could hurl a Forward Pass across the Enemy Scrim-
mage Line and run over to the Receiving End and gather the Ball himself. He
made so many Touchdowns against the Scrubs that two Men were regularly em-
ployed to chalk up the Scores.
Over at Demi-Tasse Seminary, however, little Hector was not faring so well.
No one could figure out just why the little Shrimp had the nerve to try to made a
Football Team. The Coaches would not even give him a chance. They said it
would be suicide, or at lease Second-Degree Murder, to ruffle up anything besides
his temper.
It so happened that the first game of the Season was to be a Four-Quarter
Setto between Boiler Works College and Demi-Tasse Seminary. Hence there was
great Consternation in the Smith Household. "Here" wrote home to the Old Man
and advised him the best manner of cleaning up a fortune. Said he,
"Dear Parent:
'Tout le monde est sage apres coup.' Put your dough down on
Boiler Works now. Advise Brother Hector not to appear in the Line-
up and Scorecard as I am against destroying one's own Kith and Kin.
Ever and anon,
Hercules"
Whereupon, it is recorded that the Old Man dug up all the musty Shekels he
could beg, borrow and steal, and put them on the Boiler Works Boys.
PART III
When the two Teams paraded out upon the Field of Battle, it certainly looked
like Curtains for poor old Demi-Tasse. Hector was sitting on the bench with the
Scrubs, and "Here" had already busted two brand-new red sweaters with swelling
his arrogant chest before the game started. Pride and deceit were struggling within
his lusty soul. At the end of the third quarter the whole Demi-Tasse Varsity was
flat on its back. They carted them off the field in emergency cots and shipped the
whole gang to the nearest hospital. The Demi-Tasse Coach rose to make a speech.
"We cannot go on with the game," he said, "because we haven't anybody left
to play."
At that point a weak-kneed youth of twenty summers and winters rose to his
feet. It was Hector, and determination was gleaming in his eyes.
"I will combat the enemy," he offered. "Give me ten more of these scrubs and
we will finish the game."
There was a hasty conference of the Demi-Tasse higher-ups.
''Go to it," they concluded, "there is still enough room in the hospital for the
Remainder of you."
The score at this juncture was 25 to o, and "Here" had made every point.
There seemed little hope for the Demi-Tasse boys. On the first play the ball was
passed to "Here" who made straight for little Hector's shin-bones.
"You're a big bum," Hector hissed, as his iron-sinered brother came tearing
toward him. Anger gripped the Herculean frame and he lost balance in a try for
a knockout. With the speed of a cat, Hector stuck out his foot and "Here" came
down to earth with a broken nose.
"Sic Semper Tyrannus, " quoted Hector as they resumed play. Again "Here"
took the ball and made straight for little Hector.
"You're a big hunk of cheese," yelled Hector, and he again tripped his angered
kinsman. This time "Here" was brought down with a broken leg. They dragged
him from the field. With but exactly nine minutes to go, little Hector lined up his
men for a supreme effort against a demoralized foe. He scored touchdown after
touchdown, and the game ended Demi-Tasse 26, Boiler Works 25.
PART IV
"We're broke, cleaned out, busted," said the old man to the Mrs. "I laid all
my dough on that corned beef and cabbage hulk, and your boob of a microbe
mopped up my investment."
"Broke nothing," the proud mother rejoined. "I bought your fool bet from
a speculator this morning at a two-to-one shot. Now do you still insist that
Steel is stronger than Condensed Milk?"
"You win," said the old man.
MORAL: EVEN THE BEST SOMETIMES FALL SHORT
AN APPRECIATION
Beyond all doubt city life in retrospect is cold and indifferent towards the
individual. A few years of living in a metropolis such as Chicago and the expecta-
tion is rarely other than for brusque perfunctory attention. This does not mean
that we depreciate such a lack of attention, rather we believe that the city life make
such conduct the easiest way.
And yet when we happen upon an example of old fashioned kindliness; it seems
as a breath out of the past — when people had time to be friendly, and perhaps en-
joy life more. Such conduct becomes very difficult in the pressure of modern busi-
ness methods and still when existant is the more remarkable and appreciated.
We refer to one of the familiar faces about the school; one as well known to
students as any of the faculty. Because this little article was prompted by ex-
pressions from the members of the class we feel the proper place to give vent to
our thankfulness is here in our last message. And so we attempt to express the
gratitude we feel towards one whose every aim has been of helpfulness towards
our success. The value and extent of such assistance is apparent to everyone who
gone through two years of infirmary practice in our school. A bit of reflection
will demonstrate how easy and perhaps logical it would be to dispense with interest
of our work and troubles, and how much more difficult our duties would become.
And so Miss Flynn, the class of '28 wishes to thank you for all your gracious and
kindly endeavors in our behalf and we feel that our sentiments are echoed by the
graduates of past years who have had privileges of your acquaintanceship.
FAREWELL
So friends this the end of the Senior section and the end of our college days.
Let us boldly take our leave, and may we have the courage to go forth and con-
quer — for conquer we must. And let us remember that courage ever spells that
magic work in overcoming our difficulties.
Yes it is June and the greatest mile stone in life passed. Graduation — and dear
folks from near and far gathered together to wish us well — and God-speed. Glad
for the reason that we are glad; happy in unselfish pride at our accomplishment.
June — our month — our graduation — and our happiness. We bid you all fare-
well, —goodbye — and yet — we linger — we thank you everyone, goodbye — and
God bless vou.
Juniors
CLASS OFFICERS
Ted R. Clark
President
Edward L. Moran
Vice-President
Francis J. Barker
Secretary
Eldie S. Weyer
Junior Class
Treasurer
Drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags — Milton S. Allen.
JUNIOR CLASS ROLL
By Harold Hillenbrand
Name Known As
Home
Abrahamson, Axel R. "Alex"
"Likes to bring his relatives to exodontia."
Chicago
Addis, Nathan "Nate"
" Wants to grow a bit. "
Chicago
Ahner, Charles L. "Charley"
"Is very interested in the telephone booth."
Chicago
Ahner, Lewis R. "Louie"
"Is a married man."
Chicago
Allen, Milton S. "Milt"
"A diletantte, of the first water."
Chicago
Altier, Daniel C. "Dan"
"Our boy from France."
Harvey, 111.
Ambrose, Joseph C. "Joe"
"Who said something about Physiology?"
Chicago
Andel, George "George"
"Sort of goes for dusky patients, but the boys don't."
Chicago
Andreas, Charles "Charley"
"Likes to kid Allen."
Chicago
Antonopolos, C. K. "Christ"
"Gave quite a speech in Seminar."
Chicago
Barker, Francis J. "Bark"
" Wonder where he got all of his points so early."
Champaign, 111.
Barta, Frank W. "Frank"
" This man just can't live without his magic lantern."
Chicago
Batten, Ronald J. "Noisey"
"Norfolk is his home town and he wants you to know it
Portsmouth, Vir
Bayer, Sidney D. "Sid"
Chicago
"Likes automobiles that ride easily and attracts girls."
What a spendthrift he is of his tongue — Boles T. Gobszynski.
Name Known As Home
Bear, Richard M. "Dick" Chicago
"Is married and still retains his good nature.'"
Bercherer, C. K. "Cliff" Chicago
"Is said to like a party once in a great while."
Belofsky, Paul "Paul" Chicago
"Doesn't believe in wasting ink writing long names."
Bennett, W. E. "Husky" Streator, 111.
" Works hard at dentistry and hash slinging. "
Benson, Edmund "Ed" Albion, 111.
"Knows the inside of Chicago's P. 0."
Berlant, Isadore "Issy" Chicago
"Change my name to Finkelstein, {no earnest)."
Bernet, Werner A. "Bernet" Luzerne, Switzerland
"One of our good technicians."
Bobowiec, E. J. "Bobby" Adams, Mass.
"Fainted in extraction room first time he went in."
Bowerson, W. R. "Bowser" Muskegon, Mich.
" The KLASSY KID of the Juniors. "
Brower, M. C. "Mel" Zceland, Mich.
" Wants to know what Lillyfors is doing but can't find out."
Call, Philip C. "Phil" Brighham City, U.
"A Psi Omega fraternity man."
Canonica, E. P. "Gene" Chicago
" Always is borrowing and never returns it."
Cihler, Weslynn "Wes" Oak Park, 111.
"Wants to be as good a dentist as his Dad."
Clark, Ted R. "Ted" Joliet, 111.
"Our President is presented with the usual bow. Collection".
Cluley, Walter "Wallie" Philadelphia, Pa.
" The hard working business manager. Give him a Hand."
Claudy, Alfred "Al" Chicago
"No. ji on the Junior roll call."
Collen, Carl T. "Carl" Chicago
"Quiet and nice even though Swedish."
'Tis what I love determines how I love — Charles M. Mikolas.
No
Known As
Consof.r, Frank "Con"
''''Gets special fun out of vulcanite bases."
Cordero, Fausto "Fausto"
"A representative of hot Mexican peppers."
Craig, Ashley B. "A. B. C."
" The editor of "this here" Dentos book."
Czachorski, Edmund "Ed"
''Has a tough head. Craig hit him ivith a steel pipe.
Home
Des Plaines, 111.
Mexico City
Mount Carmel, 111
Chicago
Dattelzweig, Fred "Emmy Schmaltz" Chicago
"Mr. Elstad's shadow. Think he's in love with Art."
Davidson, Paul "Paul" Chicago
"Was present at the knocking out party given by a pre-dent."
DeHaven, William A. "Billy"
"Bill knows all the late songs. And sings them."
Dralle, Clarence "Oar"
"Busy taking care of his nephew."
Drasky, Joseph "Joe"
"A quiet lad who says little and works hard."
Ellefson, Leonard "Len"
"Rumors have it that he likes malted liquors."
Elstad, Arthur C.
"Art"
Chicago
Chicago
Chicago
Hettinger, N. D.
Whitehall, Wis.
"Must be mentioned ivith Dattehweig. Better looking of the two."
Evans, John F. "Moon" Chicago
" When Feeney quits school he has to pay for his own coffee. "
Everett, Jack
"Really likes studying."
"Jack"
Fenney, Hugh S. "Hugh"
"A nice chap that everyone likes, (including Evans)."
Feigelman, William "Bill"
"Is looking for the "fei" which he
Figg, William A. "Fig"
" Will lake Dr. Orban's place after he graduates."
Forslund, Harold "Larry"
"Wants to be a senior and get into practice."
The unfortunate are always egotistical — John E. Griffiths.
Nai
Known As
II 01
Garrett, Stanley "Stan" Washburne, 111.
"A nice quiet fellow, good marks, and marriage qualifications."
Gasior, Thomas "Tad"
Chicago
" The twin of Gobzynski but all right otherzvise."
Gilman, Louis "Louie"
Chicago
"Drives a cab and studies dentistry."
Ginsburg, Harry "Irish"
Chicago
''Gives all his "ice" away and thinks he does you a fa
vor. "
Gobczynski, B. T. "Gobs"
Chicago
" The brains of the Gob-Gasior combine. "
Goffen, Samuel "Sam"
Chicago
"Had a little argument. Address: Presbyterian Hospi
tal."
Graham, John P. "Jack"
Chicago
"Is still a Junior but had to fight to be one."
Green, Eli A. "Eli"
Chicago
"Seems to be rather hungry at various times."
Griffiths, John "Griff"
Chicago
" The big pledge — and button man for the Zips."
Grimm, David H. "Dave"
Provo, Utah
" The boys call him sheepherder because he comes from
Utah."
Grimson, Leonard "Len"
Milton, N. D.
' 'Never tires of telling you about the home state."
Gumpel, Adolph "Gump"
Chicago
"Is well taken care of by Uncle Dralle."
Hamburger, I. N. "Ham"
Chicago
"A hardworking chap that'll get along."
Hammond, Harold "Harold"
Irving, 111.
"Prefers the girls at Merry Gardens since Marigold is
closed. "
Harris, LeMar "Handshaker"
Tremonton, Utah
"Sits in the first row and talks a lot."
Hasterlik, Rob "Banjo Eyes"
Wilmette, 111.
"Ilauff's buddy but noisy in his own right."
Hauff, Vernon "Ponzi"
"All you have to do is know him. Nuff said."
87
Valparaiso, Ind.
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Content to follow when we lead the way — Joseph Drasky.
Nay
.nown As
Home
Hawkins, Fred W. 4 bags Evansville, Ind.
"A contribution of ours to the red cap force at Union Station.''''
Henneberry, G. E. "Jerry" Woodward, Okla.
" Will go on the stage as a Jew mimic. "
Hertzberg, Ben L. ''Ben" Chicago
"Will have to stand on his patient's lap in order to see.''''
Higgins, John A. "John" Lowell, Mass.
"A lot of the pictures in this book are by John."
Hill, Elmer C. "Elmer" Benton, 111.
"Another of the telephone musketeers ."
Hill, Gilbert M. "Gil" Fredonia, Kan.
"Follows E. C. in roll call. Says he's glad they're not related.' 1 ''
Hillmeyer, William B. "Hil" Chicago
" Under influence of magnet at the telephone booth."
Hocking, S. B. "Bud" Lethbridge, Can.
"Favorite pastime: Snapping Dattelzweig 's ears in lecture."
Holley, Z. R. "Zeke"
"Wants to go back to the farm and chickens."
Morocco, Indiana
Holzbach, Edgar M. "Ed" Indiana Harbor
" Comes all the way from Indiana every day. Must be a good school. "
Hooper, J. Gerald "Jerry" Chicago
"Noisy, big, politician Jerry. You know when he's around."
Hopkins, Marion B. "Hop"
" His first name is Marion, but he is not that bad
Houlihan, Cyril W. "Houle"
"Potential candidate for heavyiveight title."
Isbitz, Harry "Six-bits"
"Never gets his rest at home, sleeps in lectures."
Janian, Haig "Haig"
" Takes the demonstrators home in his car."
Joel D. John "John"
'" There are no blanks in life'. An orator.
Johnson, Gordon "C.N."
"Wonder if she spells it Oda?"
Think of thy sins — Robert Luehring.
Name
Known As
Johnson, Harry L. "Harry"
"Going to school with a wife at home."
Jun, Joseph "Joe"
"Shortest name in the class."
Kanser, Edward J. "Ed"
"One of the new Juniors."
Kaslauski, Anton P. "Chicago"
"His name makes Dr. Boulger stop in roll call."
Kilinski, Walter "Kelly"
"Ask Kelly about the patient he gave to Craig."
Knutson, Hans J. "Hans"
"Hopes to be more than the ''average dentist'."
Kritzke, Edward F. "Ed"
" Works as a conductor in summer time."
Krupka, Stan
'Stan"
Home
Detroit, Mich.
Chicago
Chicago
Chicago
Chicago
Holland, Mich.
Chicago
Benvyn, 111.
"Might change schools for Coyne. Likes the stenographic al department.'
Krynicki, Joseph "Joe" Chicago
"Refuses to pass notes down. Reads them and tears them up."
Kurth. LeRoy "Chicken"
"A talker, a student, and a shrimp."
Lapka, John F. "John"
"A congenial smiling chap who gives others a lift."
Lassman, Arthur B. "Art"
"Belongs to an orchestra that makes the boys like it."
Chicago
Chicago
Chicago
Lendino, Angleo "Angel" Chicago
" The gold foil department has an especial charm for him."
LeVon, Walter F.
" Chaperon for the class. "
"Walt"
Lewandowski, C. C. "Connie"
"Should have been quarantined: he had the mumps."
Lightel, L. E. "Lute"
"Drives a Chevrolet despite Ford's new babies."
They always talk who never think — Anton P. Kazlauski.
Nat
Known As
Lewis, Herbert E. "Herb"
"A big plate man from the denture department."
Lillyfors, Arthur "Lilly" Chicago
" Likes to be questioned. Good friend of Dattelzweig."
Linquist, Leslie J. "Les" Chicago
"Gets more samples than knowledge at a dental convention."
Linov, Jacob "Jake"
"Gave quite a talk in Seminar on the Navy."
Lisowski, Casimir
"Satisfactorily sobe
"Cash"
Luehring, Robert "Bob"
" The boy with the curly hair."
Luehring, Walter "Walt"
"Bob's brother and a good combination it makes.'
Lusk, James O. "Lusk"
"Another married man of the class."
Luskin, Henry "Hank"
"Will have to counter sink his chair to reach it."
McDonald, James
"Mac"
Chicago
Chicago
Oak Park, 111.
Oak Park, 111.
Wilmette, 111.
Chicago
Valley City, N. D.
"Comes all the way from North Dakota. Write the school a recommendation^
McLeod, Norman "Mac" Winnepeg, Canada
" The Scotchman with a burr in his voice."
Madda, Carl J. "Carl" Chicago
"Small, quiet and handsome with an eye for nice ladies."
Malmberg, Theaodore "Ted"
"A prosthetic specialist and a speedy one."
Mangold, Arthur W. "Art"
" The artist who has decorated much of this Dentos."
Mann, Nathan "Man"
"Following his Brother' 's footsteps as a tooth specialist.
Marchelya, A. W. "Al"
"Never says much but manages to get along."
Matzkin, Harry E.
"Stand up, Matzkin."
"Harry"
Haste makes waste — Rappaport
Name Known As Home
McDonald, Edward J. "Mac" Chicago
"Another good Irishman who likes to argue."
McNamara, George F. "Mac" Chicago
" Likes to give impromptu speeches in anesthesia class."
Michels, Roman C. "Roman" Chicago
"Writes like the man that invented Palmer Method."
Mikolas, Charles "Pickles" Berwyn, 111.
"Head of an extinct tribe called the ' water carriers' ."
Miller, Stephen "Steve" Chicago
"Seems to be having some trouble witk his upper lip."
Moran, Edward L. "Red" Chicago
"Made quite a name for himself on Loyola's football team.
Morris, Kenneth W. "Kenny" Bismark, N. D.
"Seems to be losing weight and worrying about it."
Mosher, Dean H. "Deanie" Sandwich, 111.
"Quiet but noisy enough to tell you he's still here."
Mulaceck, Emil "Mulie" Berwyn, 111.
" Will go on the stage in a 'throwing the hat' act."
Myer, George "Myer" Chicago
"One of the new men in the class."
Nachtman, Jerome "Jerry" Cicero, 111.
" Tried bouncing Mr. Harris' glasses. They didn't."
Nehls, Erick C. "Nails" Wisconsin Rapids
" We think he has red hair. Appearances will deceive. "
Neimark, Mortimer W. "Mort" Chicago
"Plays basketball on the team and does it well."
Nelson, Leslie "Les" Manistee, Mich.
"A companion of Nehls when it comes to color of the hair."
Norcross, Clifford "Cliff" Grand Haven, Mich.
" Works hard and answers a lot of questions: in school and at the Y .
O'Connell, Harold "Harry" Chicago
"Enjoys making out examination charts. Is out in them."
Olsen, Oscar "Olsen" Chicago
"Manages to sneak out a few good grades nozv and then."
I'll fight till from my bones my flesh be hacked — Harry Ginsburg
Name Known As Home
Opdahl, Olaf "Ollie" Chicago
"Likes zvomen, little work, students that need gowns and gin."
Oren, Samuel A. "Sammy" Rockford
" A friend of McLeod's without that Scotch tang in his voice.''''
Ortman, Clarence "Clar" Watseka, 111.
"Needs no introduction to the class. Take your bow, Ort."
Paulich, Frank "Frank" Cicero, 111.
"One of Madda's buddies, but all right otherwise.' 1 ''
Pekarske, Joseph "J oe " Chicago
"A technician, physiologist, and a helper of freshman."
Phillips, Jack W. "Jack" Chicago
''''Always comes before the doors are open in the morning. "
Pokrass, David H. "Dave" Chicago
"Who doesn't know Pokrass? Give the boy a hand."
Pollock, Robert J. "Bob" Chicago
"No. 143 on the roll call. Does nice work."
Raday, Walter "Wallie" Cicero, 111.
"Between Readdy, Raday and Rodda there isn't much choice."
Rappaport, Al "Al" Chicago
"Prepares Senior foil cavities ahead of time?"
Readdy, William "Bill" Chicago
"So quiet-nothing can be said."
Restell, Maurice M. "Maurie" Chicago
"Seems to have had some trouble in trusting his friends."
Reveno, M. "Al" Detroit, 111.
"Maurice is a nice boy, even his girl says so."
Robinovitz, Albert "Al" Chicago
" The pride of the class, (iqji)."
Rooney, Thomas "Tom" Chicago
"Quite a man in prosthetic branches. Just loves physics.
Rodda, Melvin T. "Mel" Chicago
"Knows things about mining and tells about them well."
Ross, George S. "George" Hancock, Mich.
"Uses Stacomb and cleans his fingernails. A magnet for the fairer sex."
Platonic love is platonic nonsense — Ted Sadowski
Name Known As Home
Russell, Thomas "Tom" Chicago
"A noisy, obliging and accomodating chap who is liked."
Sadowski, Bruno "Bruno" Chicago
"Expresses a preference for five cent cigars.'''
Sadowski, Theodore "Ted" Chicago
"A great user of hyperbole. (That's right, look it up)."
Salvino, James T. "Jim" Cicero, 111.
"A basketball player of the fanciest variety.
Schiff, Robert "Bob" Detroit, Mich.
"A foil specialist. Knows gold when he sees it. "
Schlesinger, William "Bill" Chicago
"A buddy of Mr. Pokrass."
Schliesman, Francis "Frank" Rhinelander, Wis.
" A voluble gentleman who has much to say."
Schneider, Jack M. "Jack" Chicago
"He trips the light fantastic with ease."
Secter, Irving I. "Irv" Wlnnepeg, Can.
"Did someone say Honk Kong?"
Sherwin, Leonard "Len" Chicago
"Speech" "Speech" "Speech" "Speech."
Sigtenhorst, Howard C. " How " Blue Island, 111.
" His friends can call him Howard."
Simmons, Richard G. "Sim" Canton, 111.
"A Canton product with a Chicago finish."
Sleeter. Victor R. "Vic" Chicago
"Going right along in Dentistry."
Smialek, Joseph S. "Joe" Chicago
"Dr. Boulger never called him Smialek. Sounded like Smikzke."
Sobierjaski, Casimir "Cas" Chicago
" Someone said he answers roll call when someone sneezes. "
Stanger, Chester A. "Chest" Chicago
"He's all right despite the fact that he is called Chester."
Starner, Eugene "Gene" Des Plaines, 111.
"Lives out on the Des Plaines River."
His worth is warrant for his welcome — Zeland R. Holley.
Name Known As Home
Steele, Vincent "Vin" Chicago
"No relative to the one below."
Steele, William C. "Bill" Holland, Mich.
"No relative to the one above."
Steketee, Abraham "Abie" Spring Valley, 111.
"His name takes more "e"s than there are on a typewriter."
Stern, Elmer V. "Elmer"
"Never lives up to his name."
Stucky, Hermand "Gallop"
"Has a penchant for equine transportation."
Sullivan, Erwin J. "Sully"
"A bit of old Ireland. "
Svoboda, John F. "Spud"
" The quietest man in the denture department."
Sweetnam, William H. "Bill"
"A jeweler by trade and a nice fellow by disposition.
Teitelbaum, Ben "Ben"
"Got his name out of Gross' "Nile Baby"."
Tropp, Joseph "Joe"
"Joseph is a nice boy."
Treat, Jack "Jack"
"Handsome Jack but has a dirty neck."
Tamosaitis, Stanley "Stan"
"Getting a little fat these days, Stan."
Tuomey, Thomas "Tom"
"Nice boy this Tom Tuomey, ain't he? Who said no.
Turner, Kenneth 0. "Kenny"
" The 0. in his name stands for Oscar. Is he smart??"
Valentine, Richard "Dick"
"Small, noisy, argumentative and friendly."
Van de Bosch, Thomas "Tom"
" Comes from Michigan but doesnt mind it."
Vermuelen, Theodore "Ted"
"0 call him Ted for short. (Baptized Theodore H.)"
That reminds me of a story — Olaf Opdahl
Name
Known As
Home
Wasilowski, Walter J. "Wallie" Indiana Harbor
"Gets a break because his name is near the end of the roll call."
Amherst, Wis.
Salt Lake City
Billings, Montana
Weller, George R. "George"
"Lost his buddy when Schranz left."
Westgard, Gilbert "Gil"
" The boy with the stand-up blonde hair."
Weyer. Eldie S. "Ed"
" Now fellows if you want a Dentos "
Wheeler, Donald "Don" Chicago
"Last year's president is in retirement publicly but not socially."
Whipple, Frank B. "Frank" Dixon, 111.
" Came from Dixon, III. (Never heard of it)."
Whitmer, Gale W. "Gale" Chicago
"A mustache, klassy, but kollege klothes and nice patients."
Wilsoski. Chester "Chasher" Manistee, Mich.
"Imagine a man being called Chester and John at the same time.
Wilunowski, Witold "Chicago"
"Has a hankering to make speeches in anesthesia."
Woodward, E. E. "Gene"
"Who doesn't know Woodward and all his activities?"
Zubas, Frank A. "Zubie"
" The last man on the roll except for the J year men.
Cole, Donald F. "Don"
"Scotch by birth and also by desire."
Domsalla, Walter "Wallie"
"Quiet, steady, and an all round good fellow.
Genster, Fred J. "Freddie"
"Getting old but still going strong."
Grady, Stephen "Steve"
"An ardant Zip and still good looking."
Hillenbrand, H. A. "Hal"
"Helped get this book together."
Johnson, Floyd "Floyd"
" The married man of the three year juniors.
Schoen, William P. "Bill"
"Bill is assistant of this here book."
Weber, Leroy "Web"
"Stutters but recites well just the same."
Chicago
Naperville, 111.
Cicero, 111.
Charlotte, Mich.
Clinton, Iowa
Sheffield, 111.
Chicago
Chicago
Someplace, Idaho
Chicago
Chicago
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By Olaf Opdahl, '29
Oct. 5, 1927 — Opening Day
DeCook — "Where's the Fire?"
Goldring — "It's only the hungry
Juniors back. Yes and that aint all.
Be careful or they will chase you out
of a chair."
That, dear people, describes the
opening of the school year of 1927.
The Juniors, with their name of put-
ting things over, are right on the job
as usual, — vivacious, oodles of it.
They're back, and what an exchange
of experiences through the Summer.
"Oh Boy", a writer could get enough
material for several novels. Register-
ing for patients, the boys waiting ner-
vously in the Library for their first
patients. Ken Morris was "wised"
up, so to speak, beforehand, to try
and get foil work finished first. After
taking his first fifteen patients to Dr.
Mishler, who promptly referred him
to Dr. Boulger, he got discouraged.
Oct. 26, 1927 — Big Day
The men of the Class who were to
carry the reins throughout the Junior
year were chosen. The following were
elected and duly installed.
Clark President
Moran Vice-President
Barker . Secretary
Weyer . Treasurer
Nov. 6, 1927 — Posting of Points
Cards were posted showing the
points accumulated in the month of
October. "Oh Boy", what a mad
rush of the Junior class. Dr. Cox's
Awkwardness in full dress — Christ K. Antonopulos.
and the Demonstrators lives were en-
dangered for a few hours.
Nov. 15, 1927 — Blue Week
Nothing but "Blues" were heard.
Bits of conversation were heard here
and there — "I had so many disap-
pointments", or "I cast an inlay so
many times, etc., etc." It was sug-
gested that the boys get a violin and
play the "Blues" when the spirit
prevailed.
Dec. 17, 1927 — Coming-Out Party
of The Junior Class
This party was held at the LaSalle
Hotel with delicious entrancing music
of "Art Lassman's Looneys". Amid
strains of his wild and wicked music,
bits of chatter could be heard here
and there.
Weller — "That fellow is in my
class."
Weller's Girl — "Don't flatter your-
self."
Gene — "Hello Jack, meet the girl."
Jack — "Glad to meetcha. Meet
mine. Say, isn't that a patient of
yours. "
Gene — "Yeh, I made a set of par-
tials for her. Want to look at them?"
Jack — "Sure."
(Crowding of students peering into
mouth of Gene's girl."
Dec. 18, 1927 — Exam and Christmas
Considerable discussion as to what
we would have on exams finally ended
by saying that the instructors do not
mark the papers anyway, leaving the
boys in a happy frame of mind for
Christmas.
Jan. 3, 1928 — After the Holidays
Juniors back with a determination
to start the New Year right.
Cluey to Junior — "That makes 15
sheets of foil today."
Senior overhearing — "Dam hungry
Juniors."
Jan. 14, 1928 — Tuition Day
Much consternation amongst those
who forgot to remember, hurried
telegrams home, and students 'phon-
ing wives to rush one hundred dollars
over, were very common.
Jan. 31, 1928 — Exam Week
Not a soul on the Infirmary floor
but a few hungry Juniors. Questions
were passed around from previous
years, but, alas! it did not help. Ask
Doctors MacBoyle and Puterbaugh.
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The great artist is the slave of his ideal — William A. DeHaven.
Feb. 15, 1928 — Scandal
It seems that Farmer Ross and
Ortman were at a party and some
bright stranger suggested they chip
in for ice cream. Farmer Ross and
Ort like ice cream very much, so
chipped in very whole heartedly,
$1.00 a piece. The stranger went out
and never returned. Be careful, Ort-
man, somebody is going to try to sell
you the Municipal Pier.
Feb. 20, 1928 — Boys Go Down With
Mumps
Taking roll call, we were grieved to
find so many home sick. Starner and
Hammond were home with mumps,
while Olson, Bowerson, Mann, Canon-
ica, and innumerable others were just
recovering from colds, diphtheria, ac-
cidents, and what have you. Doctor
Fink has been warning the Class to
be careful of whooping cough and
rickets. Summing it all up, I think
the class is sick of "forking" over so
much money.
Feb. 26, 1928 — We Punch Time Now
Toot, toot — the whistles blew and
there was a wild scramble for the time
clocks. We now pick up our exca-
vators, etc. and look around for our
foremen.
gard, unshaven face, showing many
sleepless nights, walking as if in a
trance, 'tis no other than our Dentos
Editor working like a demon to mark
another epoch of our class. In any
nook or corner, we may see Cluley,
Weyer, Kurth or Craig scheming and
planning things for the Dentos and
Dr. Kendall's understudy, Weyer may
be seen with the "dear old John"
Spirit, or, should I say, "Salvation
Army" — "Just #4.00 more to make
#100.00."
March 21, 1928 — Tuition Day
The boys go down into the old sock
for another #100.00. Moran, 'tis said,
had only #99.96, but matched with
Miss Whitman for the remaining
sum, so don't grieve, friends, we will
have running H2O as usual in the
small amp.
April 27, 1928 — Junior Prom
All weapons were laid aside and
truce was declared between the Juniors
and Seniors. There was an air of
Feb. 29, 1928 — Dentos Staff Work-
ing Overtime
Soaks, I mean Folks, if you should
see a bent old gentleman with a hag-
Oh, flatter me: for love delights in praises — Schiff.
hilarity that only theRainbo's music
could produce. Old codgers like Stan-
ger and McLeod were seen dancing
the light fantastic. It is rumored that
Preacher John was seen sneaking a
drink. The writer does not believe
it.
May, i, 1928 — Spring Fever
Students were seen everywhere bask-
ing in the sun. They were too lazy
to walk to the second floor, so con-
servatively sent their patients home.
Even Barker laid down on the job
this month, turning out only 100
points.
June i, 1928 — Final Exams
An air of studiousness was prevalent
over the entire school building. This
is Good Bye to Junior Year with the
hope that every one passes their
exams (even the Seniors).
Stucky— His Cups and The Horse He Won Them On
Wit larded with malice — Charles A. Andreas.
HEY FELLAS- LOOK WHAT RESTELL
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Mules and human jackasses are proverbially stubborn — Fred M. Dattelzweig
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And gentle dullness ever loves a joke — Hugh S. Feeney.
WHEN ALADDIN RUBS HIS LAMP
It was a Saturday morning when he walked into the Infirmary
and looked up at the severe face of the clock which seemed to chide
him for being late. Just half past ten, and everyone working des-
perately and seriously. He hurried to his locker and found a new,
clean, starchy gown where an old one had hung before. A look
assured him that there were five buttons on it, and with no further
thought for the phenomenon, he crackled into his garb of stiff white-
ness and hurried down to greet his patient.
There she was, seated on the bench, a rather pretty picture of
feminity against a background that was figured chiefly with prosaic
male faces. She greeted him with a smile and the remark that she
had only been waiting an hour and a half. As he gallantly led the
way to the second floor, she added that she didn't mind waiting
as the reception room at the college was so nice and pleasant and
cozy.
The entrance to the second floor had hardly been effected when
Dr. Cox came out of the examination room and toward him.
"Are you looking for a chair, Mr. Pointhungry ?" asked the
genial keeper of the examination room.
"Yes, in the inlay department, please, but I think they are all
taken. "
"Well, we'll see what we can do. This way, please."
He led the way into the inlay department where alcohol lamps
were flickering with the patience of a vigil light before a deity.
The first man in the inlay department caught his attention, so he
asked him if he would mind giving up his chair for Mr. Pointhungry.
The student replied amiably that he would be glad to do so, packed
his case and disappeared.
Across the aisle in the therapeutic department, Dr. Boulger
looked up from a radiogram which he was interpreting. He hurried
forward with an inquiry as to whether or not he had already secured
his napkins and water. A negative answer sent him away to secure
the needed articles. Pointhungry picked up his instruments and
went to the sterilizer. Every compartment was filled, but a Senior
seeing his predicament removed his sterile set from a tray and
handed it to our hero who neglected to thank him for it. He pushed
his examination chart under the clock and immediately heard a
click, making the fifty usual repetitions of this operation unnecessary.
Eventually he was readv for work.
The heart contracts as the pocket expands — Pollack
He picked up a mirror and looked at the cavity, decided he
needed some advice and fell in at the end of a long line. Dr. Morris,
who was demonstrating in the inlay department, seeing him at the
end of the line, asked him where his chair was located, and though it
was at the other end of the room, followed him there.
"An easy cavity, my boy", said the corpulent doctor, "but
you will have an easier time in taking the pattern if I prepare it for
you. You see the first thing that has " and with a running
fire of talk he prepared the cavity and gave him the verbal sanction
to take the pattern.
Pointhungry had no trouble finding his box of inlay wax and a
completely filled alcohol lamp. He pressed a gob of wax into the
cavity and hacked away with that serviceable instrument, the
Puterbaugh carver. With a few strokes of this marvelous device
he soon had an entire occlusal surface carved for the molar on
which he was working. He removed it with ease and found every
margin to be perfect in its delicacy. He replaced it to put on the
finishing touches with the same ease that Dr. Michael Angelo carved
a "kewpie doll" out of plaster.
Dr. Pike, when called to O.K. it, complimented our hero upon
the perfection of the carving. He wrote out a credit slip and asked
if he might take it to Miss Flynn so that no time would be wasted
for our embryo dentist. While Dr. Pike was in line in front of the
cage, Dr. Kieling made an offer to cast it for him. Pointhungry
accepted the offer nonchalantly and strolled to the lower floor for
a smoke.
He lounged about in the exquisitely furnished smoking room
which is provided for the students after purchasing a package of
cigarettes from old Dave who presides at the cigar counter in one
corner of the student's lounge. A stroll into S. S. White's before
going upstairs netted him a half dozen stones which White's were
giving away free as samples.
When he got back to his department. Dr. Kieling had returned
and was busily polishing the inlay. Pointhungry protested that
he would do it but Dr. Kieling insisted that he be allowed to finish
it, so he acquiesced. The handsome instructor soon had the proper
polish and margins so he set it and burnished the margins, giving
the final O.K. as he left with a sprightly remark about the weather.
The examination room was the next place to be visited. He
placed his charts on Dr. Cox's sterilizer and forget to adjust the
head rest. But the genial examiner said nothing, adjusted the head
The world of sleep has an existence of its own — George Andel.
rest himself, removed three cents worth of inlay wax from surround-
ing teeth without a remark and looked at the inlay.
"A perfect piece of work, Jack, and it will give you at least
20 points."
He returned to his chair to find that other students had cleaned
up for him without borrowing any of his instruments or equipment.
Switching out the light he escorted his patient to the exit. He
started home.
That, gentlemen, is the way it will be when the millenium is
reached.
Harold Hillenbrand, '29
The mission of art is to represent nature — Restell
''I LOVE A MAN WITH A PIPE
Did you ever read
One of those rambling little
Discourses about a dramatic
Situation which keeps you
Tense and after you read about
The moonlight night
And the little red canoe
And how their hearts
Were palpitating lustily
Then he stopped paddling
And drew nearer
His lips came closer and
Closer and his pulse
Thumped like a sledge and
He finally reached out and
With fire in his veins he
Pressed his favorite pipe
To his lips.
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Industry need not wish — Clarence H. Dralle.
Proper words in proper places — Paul Davidson.
Cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man — S. Burdette Hocking.
PLATE ROOM INSANITY
The other day about three o'clock I wandered down stairs to Dudley's for a
"shot o coke" between patients. The place was deserted at first glance but a
second look disclosed a white gowned figure huddled in a seat back of the door.
It was motionless and that fact was enough to arouse interest as it appeared to be
in a rather uncomfortable position. I obtained the required stimulant and took
a seat close to this strangely dejected looking figure. It was alive! It moved!
One leg stretched forth hesitatingly as if to find a more restive position. It raised
its head with an agonizing slowness and I eagerly stared to see who it was of my
schoolmates that could be so outwardly disconsolate. The eyes came into view:
then the... but no! It couldn't be! It wasn't possible because unnumbered
cigarette stubs lay scattered about the floor and he didn't. . . .but then I saw his
face and it was! I beheld the terror stricken, the passion distorted countenance
of Charley Fisher! He suddenly jerked to an upright position, thrust his hand
convulsively into a pocket and drew out a badly crumpled package of Camels
in which three remained. This explained the phenomenon of the cigarette littered
floor and gave me a surprise at the same time because everybody knew that
Charley didn't smoke. He was searching all his pockets in feverish haste. Finally
he gave up and settled back in his chair with a hurt look on his face. He had
evidently not noticed me for as I produced a match and held it for him, he jumped,
displaying a startled look. He did not express any signs of thanks and I was
beginning to speculate as to what could have caused his state of depression; having
been in love myself, when suddenly he leaned toward me and, I hesitate to say it ?
started to wave his arms wildly and babble a steady unintelligable stream of
words! The shocked look on my face had not had time to change when he paused;
held up his finger to his lips and bade me be quiet. "There! Do you hear what
he said?" asked Charley. "No," I breathlessly replied at the same time straining
my ears for imaginary noises. "He said that I told him he ought to do it." said
Charley, "but how does a policeman know when he shouldn't — and besides, she
asked for three cans of tomatoes so we sat in the first row next to the orchestra.
But just then he slipped on the bottom step and slid all the way to the top so
what could I do but walk back for the gasoline? All the time she was talking
she didn't say a word so he said that I shouldn't send the cookies as he had broken
the chain when his feet slipped off the pedals. So we played the third chorus
first just as the fire engine came tearing thru the living room door into the hall
but they were too late as all the ice cream had melted. Although I'm excellent in
oxodontia, I have been seriously thinking of giving up plastering and studying
music but my week-ends in Europe take up all my Wednesdays and I hate lolly-
pops. But notwithstanding and howsoever I have at last succeeded in proving
conclusively and without a doubt that worms have no expression so that no matter
who thinks so, I wouldn't suggest that things equal to the same thing are equal to
Love thyself last — William V. Hillemeyer
each other. But anyway, to get back to the subject, all my time is taken up but
you can stop in any time as I'm never doing anything and we can bowl a game of
dominoes or if you don't go in for strenuous sports, bananas are body builders
and never kiss a wildcat because you can't fool a horsefly. I told him to be care-
ful as he stepped off of the curb as there was a sewer nearby but the patient missed
the cuspidor so I nonchalantly lit a Fatima. Somebody had to pump up the tire
so to avoid embarrassment I washed the windows at nidnight when the sun was
hottest. Just then two guns blazed forth and a deafening crash split the darkness
as all the lights flashed on. The postman blew his whistle — the little wooden one
but it would whistle in a low pitched soprano shriek." As he finished, he emitted
a low almost inaudible groan and dropped his head on his arms. I had not noticed
till then that we were not alone, so hyponotized had I been by this almost incon-
ceivable rush of nonsensical words. As I looked around, a mixed look of wonder
and fear on my face, I beheld Ralph Rudder standing and watching Charley, an
intense look of pity replacing his naturally happy expression.
"Is he sick?" I shakely asked.
"No", said Ralph, "Too many cases — not enough articulators!"
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Keep your working power at its maximum — Jack Everett.
PALS LIKE YOU
When the troubles and toil of
Infest our later days,
We'll dream of the time when we
In a sort of mental haze.
We'll think of the time we spent as chums
When life's gray clouds were few,
And feel we hear the distant hums
That call old pals like you.
School of affairs
ed without cares,
We'll stand at the chairs that you used to share
At the Chicago College of Dental Surgery
And make believe you're standing there
As you did in the Infirmary.
But your absence and the vacant seats
Will make us sad and blue
And we shall not even smile or speak
When we miss old pals like you.
We'll miss you, pals, and the days will be long,
Long and slow and still,
We'll miss the smiles and we'll miss the songs
That brought the old time thrills,
But out of the day we'll hear your plea
And it will ring loud and true,
For you'll seem to say the same as we,
"We miss old pals like you."
Smiles are the language of love — Daniel C. Altier.
Sophomores
CLASS OFFICERS
Raymond E. Todd
President
Nathan Grevior
Vice-President
James Hodur
Secretary
George Lauber
Treasurer
Sophomore Class
Some folks are drunk — yet do not know it — John S. Evans.
SOPHOMORE ROLL CALL
Apple, M. D. "Apple"
" A new member of our class who has rapidly made a bunch of friends."
Bates, Norman "Master"
"Bates is our candidate for the 'Movie Contest' 1 , the Colleges are carrying on."''
Boeleus, P. A. "Pete"
"Holds the 'world's championship for coming late. We don't know whether he
should move to the city or give up his girl."
Butler, S. F. "Spence"
"Spencer has joined Todd's class of 'Happy Husbands'' '."
Charles, Asper "Greek"
"His life has its ups and downs over at the } . M. C. A."
Gadde, Lester "Ophelia"
"Can outalk any five men. He could induce an edentuless patient to wear rich-
mo nd crowns. "
Greenwald, Karl "Karl"
"He claims to be a life-saver, but he won't tell what flavor."
Grevior, Nathan "Nate"
"Our Vice-President may be small but he does things in a big way."
Haberline, George "Habby"
"A snappy dresser and always cheerful."
Hodur, James "Jim"
"Jimmy is Secretary of our class. If you want to borrow something Jim's got
it and xou'll get it."
Jacobson, Bernard "Jake"
"Blushes furiously when he pulls a boner in class, but he don't blush often.
Jake is one of our best students."
Keiser. Issac B. "Bud"
"He upholds the athletics of our class. A good fellow and a heavy dater."
Satiety is a neighbor to continued pleasure — Ashley B. Craig
Lauber, George "Georgie"
u Our class treasurer, and a golfer too. But George can never play golf on the
money he gets from our class/''
Mankowski. Joseph C. "Man"
"Likes dentistry well enough to come from Lemont, Illinois every day."
Nugent, William G. "Nuge"
"Bill missed his calling. He should have been a sailor because he has a girl in
every port."
Paburtzy, Abraham "Pa"
"Goes to a lot of dances but not those that are given by the school. He knows all
the steps but he will have to learn the Infirmary-glide pretty soon."
Spira, Jack "Jack"
"A good student knows all the special techniques."
Stevens, William C. "Willie"
" The class editor and dark-horse for vice-presidency. "
Szczpanski, Edward J. "Ships"
" Loyola 's football opponents had better watch their step. Ed's out for full-back
next year. "
Todd, Raymond E. "Ray"
"Ray is our President. A peach of a fellow and well liked by his instructors."
Topel, Paul A. "Tope"
"Our artist. Paul deserves a lot of credit of his work in this book. He exercises
the same genius in his school work also."
Van Dam, Raymond C. "Van"
" The girls wish he liked them as well as he likes his books. Ray just can't see
the girls as yet but give him time, ke's young."
Williams, Paul E. "Bert"
"Paul is still the song-bird of the class. He should come to school more often
because we miss him when he's not around."
To a young heart everything is fun — Leonard Grimson.
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I let fall the windows of mine eyes — Samuel Goffen.
CLASS PROPHECY
The man of mystery, Ali Opp Jacobson, dragged out his crystal and told me
how things would be twenty years from now.
Paul Williams will be the owner of a chain of restaurants as extensive as Thomp-
son's.
George Lauber and Shorty Grevior have incorporated to become the tall man
of the circus.
Bill Nugent will practice in Wisconsin and make false teeth which have even
a touch of pyorrhea. They're natural.
Bud Keiser will be the basketball coach at Vassar. Basketball and women
were always his weakness.
Asper Charles will be the Greek Heavyweight champ wrestler of Cicero.
Jim Hodur will have a drug store.
Ed Szczpanski will work in his office during the coal-strikes.
Paburtzy will give dancing lessons at Dreamland.
Bates is going to locate out in Elgin. We'll have to watch him.
Van Dam will be located in Holland.
Paul Topel will be a candidate for Mayor of Wheaton. His platform is "More
half day holidays".
Todd will patent his casting machine, which never fails to cast.
Butler will be celebrating his 20th anniversary.
Mankowski is a famous dietitian who prescribes newspapers and tin cans for
a cellulose diet.
Greenwald will go into the gents furnishing business and sell "Collegiate
Cravats".
Haberline will be a sword swallower's assistant. He will inhale camels.
Gadde will be teaching Shakespeare in night school, but to continue with his
suppressed desire to become a scientific man he is working to perfect a non-efferv-
escing ginger ale.
Apple will practice in a houseboat at St. Louis. He will take no chance with
floods and will use Noah's technique.
The author has the privilege of knowing that no wise cracks will be pulled
about him.
Wisdom is the health of the soul — John A. Higgins.
HARRISON STREET
A dejected street — a dirty street.
A dismal spectacle, a scribble of dirty brown snow across the pavement. Men
hunching along with cold empty looks in their eyes. A great bulk of Cook County;
dim lights shining lantern like through the tick hungery atmosphere. Darkening
silhouettes of jagged cornices. Dome of County poised against the sullen glaze
of a winter sun. Dejected shadows cast across a blackening street where a lone
peddler holds out against the icy blasts.
An empty street car jangles down Ogden Avenue. Somewhere a child is cry-
ing. People walk slowly; for this is a street of sickness and despair. The very
atmosphere seems redolent of thick smeary sick rooms odors.
Only in summer when a late evening sun sends its last kindly rays eastward,
after the beat of mid-day has been forgotten; does our street seem beautiful.
Now a sense of cheerfulness pervades the air, steps are spritely and young people
with healthy faces swing by.
Even the peddler across the way smiles and coaxes a few chords from an old
accordian. White coats detract our attention from dirty walls and old buildings;
jagged roofs and angular smoke stack are softened against the saffron tints of a
western sunset. Golden rays strike the erst-while tumorous water tanks and
soften their hideousness into a fantastic bizarre dream.
In times like these even Harrison Street is softened — and humanized — and
painted.
Who talks much must talk in vain — Eli A. Green.
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H M E TOWN BOY MAKES GOOD
With apologies to R. C.
Entitled "LET'S ASK LESTER"
"I say Lester."
A young man joined the group, a man who looked like any other well groomed
dental student until you noticed something about him — his eyes .... his bearing ....
his voice . . that suggested intellect. . . .learning. . . cultivation. . . professional
acquaintanceship, that indefinable something that gives a man distinction.
"You know that operation for the Uplift of the gall bladder. I said it was
originated by Sinclair Lewis, but the others say that Nurmi was the first to use
it."
Lester supplied the information with a smile — "In 1867 Dr. Oswald of Oska-
loosa performed the first operation in collaberation with Dr. Hoozis of Dunning.
Don't you remember."
"Oh, Lester!"
Some one was calling to the popular young man. He crossed the room and
joined the group. Amazingly well informed chap, that Lester remarked one of
the boys in the group he had just left. "It's a treat to talk with him. He must
have done a tremendous amount of study, and yet I don't know how he gets the
time. "
Lester was a very busy student, and a succesful one, and like all dental stu-
dents he hadn't much time to delve into the intricacies of medical practice and
surgery. So much of medical conversation used to go over his head he heard names,
laparotonies. appendectomies, resections, pyloroplasty, colotomy. What were
they? How were they? Why were they?
He couldn't spare the time to study up on them. He couldn't devote the time
to delve into all the medical sciences. Indeed not, he spent a great deal of time
in dental school. Some one told him about the Cook County Hospital. Told
him that there he could see all the operations condensed into one afternoon.
More in curiosity than anything else he sauntered over. He procured a job as an
orderly.
And now we have Lester colloquially known as the "Great Norwegian Sur-
geon," and Lester has his hand almost worn out from shaking hands with the
door men at County. Now to talk with Lester you have to have a medical dic-
tionary. Now it is a privilege to converse with him. His many friends respect
and admire him more than ever, and now Lester is the most envied Scandanavian
in the Sophomore class.
Authors Name Withheld.
Happiness is no laughing matter — Harold T. Hammond
SOPHOMORES
Elegance is exquisite polish — Joseph C. Ambrose
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BE STRONG
We are not here to play, to dream, to drift.
We have hard word to do, and loads to lift;
Shun not the struggle — face it, 'tis God's gift.
Be strong.
Say not, ''The days are evil Who's to blame?"
And fold the hands and acquiesce — Oh shame!
Stand up, speak out, and bravely, in God's name
Be strong.
It matters not how deep intrenched the wrong,
How hard the battle goes, the day how long,
Faint not — fight on! Tomorrow comes the song.
The worst of it — dullness is catching — John P. Graham.
Freshmen
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CLASS OFFICERS
Frederick Scambler
Richard Norton
Thomas DeShone
Wilbur Sadler
President
Vice-President
Secretary
Treasurer
Freshman Class
Thought is silent— Gilbert M. Hill.
ROLL CALL OF THE FRESHMAN CLASS
Adams, Floyd E. "Floyd"
"First on the roll and prominent thereby."
Allison, Wilton L. "Al"
"A quiet chap of ivhom zve shall hear more."
Baum, Henry B. "Red"
" Dad sent him to guide us onward."
Baum, Maurice "Morry"
"As dark as the other is red."
Bergman, Joseph G. "Berg'
"His bark is worse than his bite."
Berkovsky, Arthur "Berk"
"Maurice Baum's chief advisor."
Bernstein, Walter "Walt"
"A quiet fellow. He's in the three year course."
Blain, Edward J. "Ed"
"He has a good line — ask Jackson."
Chicago
Chicago
Chicago
Chicago
Chicago
Chicago
Chicago
Saull Ste. Marie
Boersma, John S.
"Gillespie's better half."
"Jack"
Bojinoff, Lazar "Boji
"He has traveled far in search of knoivl
Jorr, Allan
"Say, I got a hot tip. . "
'Al"
Bregar, Harry "Happy"
"A voice upraised in song — "
Brophy, Joseph F. "Brof"
"He has the name, but not yet the fame."
Brownstein, Harold
"Silverman's shadow."
"Hal"
Chicago
Bulgaria
Chicago
Chicago
Chicago
Chicago
The gods awake to his ponderous steps — Edward L. Moran.
Bryan, James D. "J. D."
''''One of 'em — God bless 'em."
Bryan, John M. "Jack"
" — the other one (with the mole)."
Buchmann, Walter A. "Walt"
"For he's a jolly good fellow —
Calder, Wallace S. "Wally"
"// there are more in Vernal like him, let them come."
Cernoch, Edward "Ed"
"By his ' galuses' you shall know him."
Cherner, Norman "Paul Ash"
"Likes to sing duets with Santiago."
Chesrow, Richard "Ches"
"A mind at peace with all."
Chu, Se Honn "Shoo"
"Few things are impossible to diligence and skill."
Churchill. Jack C. "Churchy"
"A chip off the old block— C. C. D. S. '02."
Claster, Henry "Hank"
"None but himself can be his parallel."
Cohen, Lewis "Cone"
"' Looie' is alright, — he told me so himself."
Conger, Don F. "Don"
"Judge not by she alone — "
Cornwell, Harry J. "Bud"
" A friendly eye can never see faults."
De Leon, Rafael "Ponce"
"May he find the 'Fountain of Youth' ."
Dugas, Joseph M. "Dug"
"A Connecticut Yankee in C. C. D. S."
Edmonson, Kenneth C. "Ed"
" A finished gentleman from top to toe."
Eklund, Verner E. "Lefty"
"He ahvays does his best."
Evansville, Ind.
Happiness is unrepented pleasures — Joseph Jun.
Epstein, Casper M. "Doctor"
"An elusive chap, was not to be seen."
Farrell, Everett "Ev"
" The face with the smile always wins.'"
Farrell. Francis A. ''Frank" Chicago
"He has a dandy record on the campus, will hear more of him."
Felt, Joseph A. "Joe" Ogden, Utah
" We were all sorry to hear of Felt's bereavement. "
Fine, Seymour S. "Sey" Chicago
"Senior member of Harris, Fine Co."
Fishman, Jacob "Jake" Chicago
"Genius sparkles in his eyes."
Forkosh, Max P. "Mac" Chicago
"'Forky' specializes in satire and caustic comments."
Gegner, Laurence E. "Lefty" Chicago
"He works hard and deserves lots of credit."
Giles, Edgar F. "Ed" Coolport, Perm.
"He's no Quaker. "
Gillespie, Charles F. "Chuck" Forest River, N. D.
" Boersma 's manager."
Gillette, Anthony "Tony" Racine, Wis.
"Keen as they make 'em."
Goldberg, Irving I. "Chuck" Chicago
"Not ' Rube' but almost as funny."
Gottainer, Leo "Lee" Poland
"As a barber he'll make a good dentist."
Greenberg, Louis "Lefty" Chicago
"A member of the Exalted Order of Kibitzers."
Groetzinger, Roland E. "Groets" Los Angeles, Cal.
"He's determined to be a better dentist than his brother."
Gruner, Charles "Charley" Chicago
"He doesn't say much, but he gets things done."
Hall, Edmund F. "Ed" Chicago
"An interested spectator m antatomy lab."
Love and thought and fun are free, all must flirt in their degree — Oscar J. Olsen.
Harris, Stanley M.
"Miraculously studious. "
"Stan"
Heupel. Robert G. "Bob"
"Finds time to visit classes once in a while."
Hoffman, Charles "Chuck"
"/ hear he has a nice sister —
Holmes, William N. "Bill"
" The big boy of the class. Takes life seriously. "
Horowitz, Arthur "Art"
"Another one of those quiet chaps."
Jackson, Robert G. "Bob"
"Lives at the ' Y' and has to hurry every morning."
Joseph, Joseph D. "Yaney"
"Likes to converse with Santiago in 'Yiddish' ."
Kawahigashi, Denichi "Dinky"
"Goes over big with the ' profs'."
Keller, Leonard "Leo"
"Watch out for him, comes from a tough neighborhood.
Kempka, Charles J. "Whitey"
" Klenda's white shadow."
Kirby, Edmund B. "Ed"
"Likes his 'likker' strong and his women weak."
Kitzmiller, John S. "Kitz"
" We offer our condolence for the death, of his father."
Klatt, Norbert "Bert"
"Attends movies nightly — in role of usher."
Klenda, Harry M. "Larry"
"An Ai athlete and an 'A' student."
Kobrinsky, Myers C. "Myers"
"The big butter and egg man from up north."
Krause, Ralph J. "Kraut"
"Became well known in Histology class."
Kurland, Harry J. "Hal"
"Always appears serious, but you never can tell."
Chicago
Clinton, la.
Chicago
Gardner, 111.
Chicago
Rockford, 111.
Chicago
Honolulu
Chicago
Chicago
Rochelle, 111.
Johnston, Penn.
Chicago
Marion, Kans.
Winnipeg, Canada
Chicago
Chicago
Wisdom is seldom gained without suffering — J. Gerald Hooper.
Lach, Francis "Lock"
"Enjoys distinction? of being first on roll of second g
Lahoda, Henry L. "Lucky"
"Brave enough to admit where he's from."
Levy, Max "Looie" Chicago
" Comes from Crane College, but he'll make good anyway."
Luhmann, Robert A. "Bob"
"Will charm his patients with music."
Matter, Foy R. "Bob"
" There's nothing the matter with Bob."
McEwen, Willard "Mac"
"A dandy student when the mood takes him."
McVey, Allen P. "Al"
" Comes from Lewis. A fellow worth knowing."
Micek, Louis T. "My"
" Will work on the farm this summer."
Mikucki, Ladislaus "Lad"
"A good fellow to have for a friend."
Miller, Roy M. "Roy"
"A smile and a cheery word from Roy always."
Miller, Wallace C.
"A graduate Kibitzer."
"Wally"
Moore, Edwin M. "Ed"
"Has annexed a better half and a refined job."
Norton, Richard H. "Dick"
"Has been too busy to bother with women this year."
O'Connor, Charles D. "Chuck"
" To be found in company of Salata."
Oleksy, Edward J.
"He sells fruit and buys knowledge."
Olszonowicz, Thaddeus P. "Ole"
"He hides behind a big name and a little mustache."
Pelka, John A. "Johnny"
"Enjoys discussing politics with anyone."
Peters, Charles H. "Pete"
"Enjoys anatomy immensely."
I saw and loved — William A. Figg
Peterson, Daniel D. "Swede" Minneapolis, Minn.
" Wll liked by the 'profs' and young women."
Podore, Isadore "Paddy" Chicago
"Likes to sit up front at lectures.'"
Pollock, Sidney "Sid" Chicago
"A quiet reserved chap who minds his own business."
Rabin, Bernard "Barney" Chicago
"High muck-a-muck order of Kibitzers, Billy Goats, etc."
Radcliffe, Robert L. "Bob" Chicago
" Trys hard and will succeed. "
Rago, John B. "Jack" Melrose Park, 111.
" Looks like a dentist already, all he needs is the degree. "
Redman, Parker "Red" Hammond. Ind.
"Not well known, but well liked by those who know him."
Reese, Loren O. Chicago
"Has credit in several subjects and is not well known."
Rosenberg, Sidney "Sid" Leeds, England
"Submits cheerfully to a lot of l leg-pulling' ."
Sadler, Wilbur "Sad" Chicago Heights, 111.
"An earnest effort is bound to succeed."
Salata, Felix J. "Smutty" Peru, 111.
" O'Connor's frivolous half. "
Salzman, Harold "Hal" Ravenswood, 111.
" You can't fool him. Always knows his stuff. "
Santiago, S. Melendez Porto Rico
"He is laboring against odds. We hope he succeeds.
Scambler, Frederick "Fred" Chicago
"He is setting a pace for the rest to follow."
Schmitt, John C. "Smitty" Chicago
" Works for himself during the day. for the government at night."
Scott, Harold L. "Scotty" Chicago
"All is not gold that glitters."
Silverman, Hymen L. "Hy" Chicago
" Brozvnstein' s guardian. Has been cultivating a ' hair lip'."
Simon, Irving N. "Irv" Chicago
"Got his start at Crane College, continuing quietly here."
Everything is mere opinion — James 0. Lusk.
Simpson, John A, i "Jack"
"A quiet student with high ideals."
Slavin, Leonard "Len"
" Striving to maintain the fame of the name."
Smeby, Alvin L. "Al"
"One of the neatest fellows in the class."
Stypinski, Chester T. "Stip"
"If at first you dont succeed try, try again."
Treece, Carlyle A. "Skipper" Carbondale, 111.
" Talks and acts like a southern gentleman. Good looking too."
Valha, Joseph S. "Wop" Chicago
"Comes to us from Lisle University."
Varounis, Gregory S. "Greg" Chicago
"He is a product of the Y. M. C. A. and Crane College."
Viel, Reuben M. "Bob" Two Rivers, Wis.
"Always talks as though he knew what's what."
Wall, Maurice "Morry" Chicago
"An all around athlete and one of the best."
Walsh, Harry O. "Ollie" Chicago
" The fellow with the big bushy, pompadour."
Waxler, Alexander "Al" Chicago
"Short and shy — but oh my — !"
Wiener, Joseph "Joe" Michigan City, Ind.
"Little Joe 'is timid and retiring????"
Woodlock, D. Maurice "Woody" Chicago
" Working hard for his D. D. S. The salt of the earth."
Wroble, Ray J. "X-Ray" Chicago
" The miniature athlete. VieTs smaller half."
Wrublewski, Kazmierz O. "Fred" Chicago
"A good deal nicer than his name. Not much shorter."
Young, John D. "John D." Lapeer, Mich.
"Has some queer ideas in chemistry."
Zerwer, Donald C. "Don" Chicago
"One of the most brilliant fellows in the class."
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Fortune helps the bold — Hans J. Knutson.
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Much tongue and much judgment seldom go together — Harold J. O'Connell.
WHY I AM STUDYING DENTISTRY
When I came to Chicago a few years ago, I came here with the intentions of
securing a position. Previous to this time, I had had two years of College work
and thought "getting a job" would be easy. Well, after a few days of careful
inquiry and answering advertisements, I finally gave it up as a failure. Probably
the main reasons that I gave the job idea up was some of the ridiculous questions
the firms require you to answer. Amongst some of the questions they asked,
were the following:
Are you married or single?
Why?'
Do you drink near beer?
Did you withdraw any money from a bank in the past year?
If so, where did you get it to put in the bank in the first place?
Does your wife play the piano?
What effect does it leave on your rent?
Are you on friendly terms with your relatives?
Why?
Has your yearly expenditure for rent increased since shortage of houses pre-
vents frequent moving?
If possible give name of someone with less intelligence than yourself making
more money.
State average monthly grocery bill and payments if any.
Do you drink?
If so, where do you get it?
(Fill answer demanded and will be treated on the q. t.)
Exclusive of bootleggers, how many people depend on you for support?
Does your wife take in washing to support the family?
Have you suggested it to her?
If so, state results and name of hospital.
Do you keep chickens?
Does your wife know about it?
Are you troubled with cold feet?
Whose ?
What do you consider a fair salary for a good worker?
For yourself?
After running up against these and other questions, I decided to study den-
tistry, where they ask you plenty of questions but of different kind.
My mind to me an empire is — LeRoy E. Kurth
FRESHMAN DANCE
Friday, December 2nd, 1927, was the date of the Freshman dance which was
held in the Furniture Mart. The evening was cold and clear, and there was a
capacity crowd of about two hundred couples. Music was furnished by two of
the best orchestras that we can hope to hear in a long time. "Lefty" Gegner
and his orchestra alternated with Louis Armstrong and his Sunset Cafe orchestra.
The dance floor was crowded to capacity at all times, and only those who could
dance no longer left the dance floor to rest in the luxurious lounges scattered
throughout the several adjoining rooms. There were many softly shaded nooks
wherein one could rest and chat awhile, and a large well stocked library afforded
opportunity for browsing among good books. The spacious dining room, opening
off the west side of the dance floor, soon became the site for numerous groups of
hungry dancers. None were able to resist the lure of the music for long, however,
and as a couple dropped out here and there from sheer exhaustion, another couple
took its place to glide around the "L" shaped dancing floor.
Dr. John Kendall represented the Faculty and kept a kindly and tolerant
eye on the proceedings. Occasionally he answered a greeting to someone coming
or leaving, but for the most part, staying in the background as an interested ob-
server of what was going on.
An unexpected pleasure was the presence of Professor Cannon. He chose to
remain an onlooker and could not be coaxed to dance, but as the dancers circled
about, he was recognized by a good many of the fellows who came over to talk
for a few minutes.
About midnight, the dancers began to disperse and leave, and soon the dance
was over. Taken as a whole, the dance was an unqualified success. And not a
little is due to the activities of the Committee in charge of the dance. It was
due to their experience and foresight that we had as good a time as we did have.
The following were on the dance committee:
Thomas DeShone, Chairman
Edward J. Blaine Roland E. Groetzinger
Laurence E. Gegner Francis A. Farrell
Modesty is the conscience of the body — John F. Lapka.
A FEW NEW TEETH
By Edgar A. Guest
The dentist tinkered day by day,
With wax and sticky gum.
He built a model out of clay
And shaped it with his thumb.
He made the man a lovely plate,
With three teeth in a row,
And bars of gold to keep them straight,
Then said: "They'll never show."
"Go forth", the dentist told the man,
"As proud as you can be.
Those teeth are perfect. No one can
Tell they were bought from me.
Why I, by whom the work was wrought,
The truth had never known.
Were you a stranger I'd have thought
Those teeth were all your own."
While going out he bumped a miss.
"Excuthe me pleathe, " he said.
The lady smiled to hear him hiss.
His cheeks went flaming red.
He met a friend upon the street,
Who joined him for a walk
And said, "Let's go where we can eat,
And have a quiet talk."
"I'd rather walk," the man exclaimed.
"Leth thtay upon the threet,
For with you I thoud be athamed
Thum tholid food to eat."
"New teeth?" the friend remarked, and low
The troubled man said: "Yeth!
My dentist thwore you'd never know.
However did you guetth?"
Can one desire too much of a good thing — Albert Wm. Marchely:
Pre-Dents
PRE-DENTAL OFFICERS
OFFICERS
W. A. Fanning ....... President
O. E. Smith ...... Vice-President
G. E. Covington ...... Secretary
E. Z. Cutter ....... Treasurer
Pre-Dent Class
I have more zeal than wit — Joel D. John.
'CffiSEt
ROLL CALL
OF THE PRE-DENTAL
CLASS
Abrams, M. Christie G.
"Red" "Bud"
Western Military Academy Elgin High School
Alton, 111. Elgin, 111.
Albine, J.
"Joe"
McKinley High School
Chicago
Clawson C.
"Cal"
U. Prep High School
Salt Lake City, Utah
Applebaum, J.
"Max"
Harrison High School
Chicago
Covington G. E.
"Covy"
Parker High School
Chicago
Ash, P. J.
"Pete"
Central High School
South Band, Ind.
Creabil J. H.
"Joe"
Lacon High School
Lacon, 111.
Barr, I. H.
"Red"
St. Bonaventure Prep.
Buffalo, N. Y.
Cunningham W.
"Bill"
Austin High School
Chicago
Bekier, H. J.
"Hank"
Harrison High School
Chicago
Cutter E. Z.
"Ed"
Englewood High School
Chicago
Biestek, J. P.
"Murphy"
Morton High School
Cicero, 111.
Czub E. J.
"Chubby"
St. Stanislaus High School
Chicago
Burns, J. J.
"Jim"
Dedham High School
Oak Park, 111.
Dan forth H.
"Lobby"
Onargo High School
Onargo, 111.
Christensen P. B.
"Pete"
Rudkobing High School
Copenhagen, Denmark
Daniel J.
"Dan"
Lowell High School
Chicago
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Character is perfectly educated will — Wesley J. Lindquist.
Davidson M.
"Smiley"
Crane High School
Chicago
Dahlberg A. A.
"Al"
Senn High School
Chicago
Duxler A. M.
"Marion"
Lake View High School
Chicago
Faillo P. S.
"Pills"
Provisso High School
Melrose Park, 111.
Garafolo J.
"Joe"
Englewood High School
Chicago
Graham W.
"Doc"
Morris High School
Morris, 111.
HOBE P. C.
"Paul"
Alliance High School
Alliance, Ohio
Hyde F. W.
"Wop"
East Side High School
Honolulu, Hawaii
Fanning W. A.
"Barber"
Sandwich High School
Sandwich, 111.
Faul L. P.
"Lerry "
St. Philips High School
Chicago
Fineman G.
"Gerald"
Y. M. C. A.
Chicago
Flavin B.
"Bud"
St. Rita High School
Chicago
Foster V. C.
"Vic"
DePaul Academy
Chicago
Freeman A. B.
"Al"
Schenectady High School
Schenectady, N. Y.
Isaacs R. N.
"Bob"
Valpariso High School
Chicago
Jacobs A. W.
"Jake"
Spring Valley High School
Chicago
Jaffe E. T.
"Al"
Bloom Twp. High School
Chicago Heights
Kaplan H.
"Harry"
Jewish Peoples Institute
Chicago
Karch F.
"Frank"
Holy Trinity High School
Chicago
Kenny R. A.
"Mick"
Oak Park High School
Oak Park, 111.
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Politeness costs little and yields much — Stanley Krupka.
Kenward E. J.
"Doc"
Lacon High School
Lacon, 111.
Kimble R. H.
" Kimb"
Stryker High School
Stryker, Ohio
Kochanski L. Z.
"Kuch"
Crane High School
Chicago
Kubik J. E.
"Joe"
Morton High School
Cicero, 111.
Kunik P. J.
"P. J."
Argo High School
Argo, 111.
Kunze C. W.
"C. W."
Marshall High School
Chicago
Leturno H. R.
"Red"
Blue Island High School
Blue Island, 111.
Lundy G. H.
"Herby"
Roselle Park High School
Roselle Park, N. J.
Maas L. J.
"Lee"
Schurz High School
Chicago, 111.
MacIntyre A.
"Mac"
Cass City High School
Cass City, Mich.
McCormick J. F.
"Mac"
Campion High School
Chicago
McCoy J.
"Tim"
Riverside High School
Berwyne, 111.
Lamb E. E.
"Tug"
West High School
Salt Lake City, Utah
McDonald R. C.
"Scotty"
St. Ignatius High School
Chicago
Lapp B.
"Red"
Harrison High School
Chicago
McSweeny J. D.
"Mac"
De La Salle High School
Chicago
Lebow L.
"Looy"
Tuley High School
Chicago
Lemire G. E.
"Ed"
Senn High School
Chicago
Marcinkowki H.
"March"
Harrison High School
Chicago
Nechtow D.
"Dan"
Jewish Peoples Institute
Chicago
He never flunked and he neve lied, I reckon he never knowed how — Emil Mulacek.
Nowak E. T.
"Bill"
Holy Trinity High School
Chicago
Parrilli G. W.
"Georgie"
Medill High School
Chicago
Pagelow G. J.
"Ped"
Lake View High School
Chicago
Peszynski A.
"Al"
St. Ignatius High School
Chicago
Peterson W. L.
"Bill"
Oak Park High School
River Forest, 111.
Putnes J. E.
"Put"
Austin High School
Chicago
RlORDEN J.
"Jack" _
Aquinas High School
Chicago
Saunders K. F.
"Brownie"
Ricks College
Rexburg, Idaho
Scanlon T. J.
"Red"
Blue Island High School
Blue Island, 111.
SCHALLER B. 0.
"Slim"
Balcarres High School
Sask, Canada
Sebek C. J.
"Chuck"
Harrison High School
Chicago
Sherman S.
"Sid"
Tuley High School
Chicago
Shipley W. W.
"Ship"
Hammond High School
Hammond, Ind.
Sides S. J.
"Stan"
Elgin High School
Elgin, 111.
SlEDLINSKI V. E.
"Val"
Central Y. M. C. A.
Chicago
Sieminski Wm.
"Bill"
Washington High School
East Chicago, Ind.
Simon P.
"Paul"
Schurz High School
Chicago
Skrydak E. J.
"Skeezix"
Schurz High School
Chicago
Stenn H.
"Longilock"
Linbloom High School
Chicago
Skwiot G. A.
"Andy"
St. Stanislaus College
Chicago
Restless at home and ever prone to learn — Ernest J. Bobowiec.
Suchomski J. R.
" Jawn"
St. Ignatius High School
Chicago
Warczak L. J.
"Warie"
Minto High School
Minto, N. D.
Smith 0. E.
"Ed"
Beaver High School
Chicago
Wilcox J.
"Jack"
St. Phillips High School
Chicago
Sturman L. H.
"Leny"
Roosevelt High School
Chicago
Willer M. R.
"Dick"
Crane High School
Chicago
Vasumpaur J. A.
"Jack"
St. Johns M. A.
Berwyn, 111.
Workmen N. E.
"Lefty"
Onarga Twp. High School
Onarga, 111.
Walker W.
" ? "
Gardner High School
Chicago
Wrenn J. A.
"Lefty"
Concaunon High School
West Terre Haute, Ind.
Ywaszek E.
" Swazek"
Paw Paw High School
Chicago
Despatch is the soul of business — John F. C. Consoer.
CLASS PROPHECY
Dear Dentos Editor of 1952:
I am sending to the Dentos some interesting radio clippings concerning the
graduates of the most illustrious class of 1932, who besides being Dentists, find
time for doings in the social world. I hope that they will be of value to you.
Sincerely,
John P. Biestek, D. D. S.
Station M.C.A.
5 to 6 P.M. — Paul Hobe's Novelty Eardrum Breakers, playing from Jaffe's Inn,
South Chicago, Illinois.
6 to 7:30 P.M. — Uncle Creabil's bedtime stories for the kiddies.
7:30 to 8 P.M. — "How I hunted coyotes in the wilds of China." By John
Vasumpaun.
9 to 9:30 P.M. — "How I became a Bold Bad Man." By Smith.
9:30 to 10 P.M. — Songbird's Review. By Phil Faillo, accompanied by Hyde,
the premier pianist.
Station E.A.M.
7:30 to 8 P.M. — -A talk about, "How I earned a million dollar contract with the
Paramount." George H. Lundy.
8 to 9 P.M. — "We Literary Lights," a play by Saunders and Schaller. The cast
is as follows:
The budding young Authors — Shipley, McSweeny, McCormick and
McDonald.
The Hard Hearted Publisher — Leturno.
The Profound Philosopher — Lamino.
The Undertaker — Lamb.
9 to 10 P.M. — Popular songs by Workmen and Cutter.
10 to 10:30 P.M. — A talk on the convenience and the benefits of living in New
York. By James Barr.
10:30 to 11 P.M. — Organ recital of sentimental music. By Stanley Sides.
Music's golden tongue — Arthur B. Lassman.
Station K.O.T.T.
7 to 8 P.M. — Talks given by prominent men:
My Search for an Ideal Girl. By Calvin Clawson.
How I conquer an Uncontrollable Laugh. By Paril
Why Tall Men are Handsome. By James McCoy.
A Spot in my Heart for Ladies. By Pegelo.
8j:o 8:30 P.M. — "Push Me, I'm a Perambulator" song by Kenilworth, to be
sung by Duxler.
8:30 to 9 P.M. — Isaacs will give a summary of the seriousness of the tenement
district problem in Ireland.
9 to 9:30 P.M. — "Why I three over Football for Peddling Potatoes." By Faul.
9:50 to 10 P.M. — Tin Pan Orchestra, directed by the Musical Roland Kenny,
will play favorites of 20 years agO, such as: The Charleston, Katherina,
Remember, Georgia Brown, Moonlight and Roses, Midnight Waltz, and
When You and I were Seventeen.
10 to 11 P.M. — Presidential Campaign, sponsored by Fanning's Party.
WHEN
HEADLOCKS
ARE
PRACTICAL
Silence gives consent — Stanley M. Garrett.
Athletics
VARSITY FOOTBALL
In the past football season, the dental department of Loyola University con-
tributed three regulars, three freshmen and a coach to the Varsity football machine.
The successful season the Ramblers put in added to the type of material seen in
the Kiley squad this year, proves the worth of the boys from the dental school.
Before the big games, when there was a little strategy to be worked out, when
the type of offense and defense was being planned, Coach Roge Kiley called in
Dan Lamont, Assistant Coach, and our Eddie "Ma" Norton, mentor for the
Frosh Eleven, and the ideas that followed had the opponents punting from the
one yard line before the starting whistle. Everybody in the University knows of
the famous "Ma" Norton; he was the sensation of the Rambler backfield until
this year when he took over the job of malleting football into the heads of the
frosh between his periods in the Gold Foil department. Next year "Ma" will be
wearing a white gown in his own office.
Fanning, Pfall and Macdelhome, three of Coach Norton's freshmen, hail from
the dental department. Walt Fanning is the one hundred and ninety pound
morsel that played such havoc with the varsity line during scrimmages. Walt
hails from Illinois U. where he played a season of Freshman ball; he is planning
on joining his three brothers, graduates of Chicago Dental, after he finishes his
four years at tackle.
Every artist was first an amateur — Arthur W. Mangold.
VARSITY FOOTBALL
Larry Pfall is the zippy little half-back from St. Phillips High School; he has
the speed, the ambition, the pep and the drive to make a great back in the Kiley
outfit next season. Playing side of Pfall at the fullback position was Macdelhome,
the big freshman from Marquette. Mac began learning things from Frank Mur-
ray; "Ma" Norton put a whole raft more of ideas into his head, and in 1929
the big fullback plans on crashing his way into the regulars.
Next year Coach Kiley will have some difficulty in replacing Biderman, the
big regular center, who is going back to Connecticut to rent an office for his dental
chair. For the last two years "Bidie" had held the center of the Maroon and
Gold line against all comers. "Bidie" began his football in the East at West
Warwick High School, Rhode Island. In the Rambler line he demonstrated the
worth of a roving-center style, using his size and weight to good stead.
Hughie Burke has finished his last year playing Loyola football. Hugh has
been at guard position for the Maroon and Gold for the last four years, and has
made a great success of the job. The boys on the team will miss the old, "How
are you today", from the big fellow from Dixon, Illinois. There probably is not
a man on the squad better versed in the Kiley technique of football.
Red Moran, the star from Englewood, broke into the regulars this year which
was his first year out. Red is just a little guy, holding down the tackle position
opposite Joe Witry with one hundred and eighty-five pounds of beef. Red doesn't
play ping-pong football; when he tackles, .they stay tackled. He was a great
find to Coach Kiley, who needed a fighter on that side of the line.
In love we are all fools alike — Harold Wm. Forslund.
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You may trust him in the dark — Norman MacLeod.
DENTAL BASKETBALL
The close of the 1928 basketball season left a very favorable score book in the
hands of Manager George Slad. Considering the time Dr. Mishler's squad had
to practice, and the quality of teams they met, the boys and the coach should
be given much credit. On the schedule were home and home games with the
American College of Physical Education, Morton College, Chicago Normal,
Chicago Tech., Northwestern University Dental School, and Lyle College.
The most satisfactory wins of the season, were two from Northwestern Dental
School. In the first encounter played at Northwestern on January 17, with Sal-
vino running wild, the purple went down to the score of 32-20. In the second game,
played at the West Side "Y", Hillmeyer and Pfall shared Salvino's honors, and
Northwestern again came out at the short end of the 46 to 34 score. The Dents
divided with their old rivals Morton, winning one and losing one, — split, winning
one and losing one to the American College of Physical Education, — lost two in a
row to Normal College, — won two from Chicago Tech., — and dropped a game to
Lyle College.
When Manager Slad called for recruits this year only four veterans of last
season came out; around these four, Powley, Neimark, Kaiser and Dixon, Coach
Mishler built his offense and defense.
During the season the forward positions were taken care of by Powley a Senior,
Dixon a Junior, Hillmeyer a Junior, Cihlar a Junior, Luskin a Junior and Neimark,
a Junior. At center position Neimark alternated with Salvino, a Junior. The
guard positions were filled by Kaiser and Butler, Sophomores, Gelman a Junior,
and Fanning and Pfall both Pre-Dents.
Next year, the only loss the team will feel will be that of Wes Powley, who
graduates after playing on Loyola Dental teams for the last four years, and George
Slad, who has managed the quintet since his Freshman year and also graduates
this year. Wes will be missed for his shooting ability, Slad as the originator,
organizer, and business head of the five.
With the rest of the team composed of Pre-Dents, Sophomores and Juniors,
the '29 season should be a very successful one. All the men of the squad certainly
deserve the "L's" they receive this year. A man that goes to the dental school,
and plays basketball at the same time is worthy of a great deal of praise, and in
the main it is praise which he never receives.
My thoughts are whirled like a potters wheel — Carl J. Madda.
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THE TROWEL FRATERNITY
The Trowel Fraternity is an institution which limits its membership to Master
Masons who are either engaged in practice of Dentistry or students in attendance
at the College of Dentistry to which the Chapter belongs. Its members have been
thrice selected, first, when their Masonic brethren elected them to receive the
benefits of that ancient and honorable institution, the Masonic Fraternity;second,
when they were admitted to the College as students of Dental Surgery; and third,
when they received the degree of Troweler. By virtue of the specific requirements
necessary to be eligible to become a candidate for membership, the type of men
selected are known to be of high moral character, noble ideals, and imbued with
a true spirit of friendship and brotherly love. Its members are necessarily men
of mature minds and well equipped to do worth-while things for our Profession,
our School and our Chapter.
For many years various Masonic Dental Societies were active in many schools
throughout the country but it was only in 1922 that a national organization of
the Trowel Fraternity was founded at Los Angeles, Calif. Since that time the
Trowel Fraternity has enjoyed a steady growth until now chapters are located
over the entire country and every year finds new ones being added. Chicago Chap-
ter which was organized by Dr. P. G. Puterbaugh received its charter in 1924.
Meetings are held bi-monthly in the College Library preceded by dinner at
the College Cafeteria and they are always well attended. Usually some of the
Faculty honor us by their presence.
On several occasions the members of the Chapter visited city lodges as well
as lodges in neighboring towns to see members of the Faculty and of the student
body take their Masonic degrees.
Among the most interesting clinics held this year should be mentioned the
one on Oral Surgery, by Dr. P. G. Puterbaugh. On that occasion we had the
members of Northwestern Chapter as our guests at dinner and afterwards at the
lecture. This was probably the best attended meeting that we have ever held.
Another very enjoyable and instructive clinic was given by Dr. Schlosser of
Northwestern Chapter on which occasion we were their guests. The clinic was
followed by refreshments to which full justice was done.
The annual bi-chapter dance given by Chicago and Northwestern Chapters
was held at the Stevens Hotel on March 2nd, 1928 and was declared by every-
body to be the best Trowel Dance ever held.
At the suggestion of our fraternity a joint committee was formed from the five
fraternities in the College and arrangements have been made for a smoker and
entertainment, to be held at the Morrison Hotel on March 21st., 1928. It is hoped
that this function will be held annually. There is no doubt that great good can be
accomplished by the spirit of real fraternalism that such gatherings should promote.
Plans are being made for our annual farewell banquet to be given to the seniors
at which time our newly elected officers will be installed.
P. W. Swanson, Senior Master
Dress is an index of your contents — Ted R. Clark
THE TROWEL FRATERNITY
OFFICERS
R. W. McNulty D. D. S., B.S.
P. W. SWANSON
E. A. ROLANDER
N. Macleod
E. S. Weyer
R. Mui.HOLLAND
F. H. Wakerlin
C. M. MlKOLAS
R. M. Bear
District Deputy
Senior Master
Junior Master
Secretary
Treasurer
Demonstrator
Curate
Outer Guard
Editor
MEMBERS
P. Berg
P. T. Dawson
J. C. Dumelow
R. MULHOLLAND
Seniors
C. N. Papdopulos
J. W. POWLEY
E. A. Rolander
P. W. Swanson
W. F. Tyler
F. C. Wakerlin
L. P. Whitehead
P. A. WOLGAST
R. M. Bear
C. K. Becherer
E. W. Bennett
F. W. Barta
A. B. Craig
B. Herzberg
F. E. Adams
Juniors
A. G. Lilyfors
W. J. LlNDQUIST
N. Macleod
C. N. Mikolas
R. J. Pollack
Freshman
D. Conger
W. Schlesinger
R. G. Simmons
C. A. Stanger
W. C. Steele
H. D. Stucky
E. S. Weyer
R. A. Luhmann
FRATRES IN FACULTATE
W. H. G. Logan, M.D., D.D.S., F.A.C.S.
J. P. Buckley, D.D.S., PhG.
E. Roach, D.D.S.
G. Puterbaugh, M.D., D.D.S., F.A.C.D.
L. Grisamore, D.D.S., Ph.G.
E. Hall, D.D.S.
L. Kendall, M.D.
H. Thomas, M.D.,
A. Meyer, M.D.
R. Watt, D.D.S.
B.S., Ph.G.
D.D.S., LL.B.
R. H. Johnson, D.D.S.
J. M. Mishler. D.D.S.
R. Walker, D.D.S.
R. W. McNulty, D.D.S., B.S.
A. H. Mueller, D.D.S.
I. G. Jirka, D.D.S.
G. M. Hambleton, D.D.S.
R. H. Fouser, D.D.S., B.S.
E. E. Graham, D.D.S.
E. B. Fink, M.D., Ph.D.
H. I. Michener, D.D.S.
G. C. Pike, D.D.S.
H. W. Oppice, D.D.S.
E. C. Pendleton, D.D.S.
H. Glupker, D.D.S.
B.S.
Power rests in tranquility — Melvin C. Browers
ROLL CALL OF CHAPTERS
Northwestern University Dental School, Chicago, 111.
Chicago College of Dental Surgery, Chicago, 111.
Marquette University, Dental School, Milwaukee, Wis.
Illinois University Dental School, Chicago, 111.
University of Pittsburgh, Dental Department, Pittsburgh, Penn.
University of Southern California. Dental Department. Los Angeles, Calif.
Northern Pacific College of Oregon, Portland, Ore.
College of Physicians and Surgeons, San Francisco, Calif.
Kansas City-Western Dental College, Kansas City, Mo.
Baylor University, School of Dentistry, Dallas, Tex.
Fort Dearborn Alumni, Chicago, 111.
Rose City Alumni, Portland, Ore.
Angel City Alumni, Los Angeles, Calif.
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck — James A. MacDonald
DELTA SIGMA DELTA
He is well paid that is well satisfied — Raday
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BETA CHAPTER
Delta Sigma Delta has again shown her paternal supremacy at C.C.D.S. by
choosing the best men of the freshman class and in pledging ten out of the eleven
men wanted. Among those pledged were William N. Holmes and Laurence Gegner,
both excellent pianists. John S. Kitzmiller, Robert G. Heupel, Everett Farrell,
Wilbur Sadler, Verner E. Eklund, Alvin L. Smeby, Jack C. Churchill, Fred
Scambler, Sidney Pollock and Edward J. Blain, all of whom are at the head of
the class scholastically.
The Seniors of this Chapter were invited to the Rho Chapter House at 819
South Ashland Boulevard, January 3rd. to hear Supreme Grand Master Frank
M. Casto of Cleveland. From there we proceeded to the Hotel LaSalle where
the Chicago Auxilliary Chapter favored us with an excellent dinner and delightful
entertainment.
Wednesday, January 22nd. was the night of our dance at the Belden Stratford
Hotel. Brother Rasmussen was instrumental in securing the ballroom and music.
New members recently initiated into the Chapter were Lyndell P. Whitehead,
Clarence R. Bratt, Charles W. Crotan, Patrick D. Grimes, Corwin W. Funkey,
Walter Cluley, George Ross and LeRoy E. Kurth. Our meetings and initiations
are now held at the Y. M. C. A. but we gave them a royal reception. Each and
everyone expressed his appreciation of the attention shown and promised to
advance his ideals.
The college fraternities are giving a smoker in the Cameo Room at the Morrison
Hotel, March 21st. Everybody will be there.
V. G. Hauff, Historian
No really great man thought himself so — Weslyyn B. Cihler
DELTA SIGMA DELTA
OFFICERS
Ralph Dixon
John Davis
Charles Puterbaugh
William Mitchell
Vernon S. Hauff
Bernard T. Meehan
T. Gerald Hooper
Arthur Elstad
Grand Master
Worthy Master
Secretary
Treasurer
Historian
Senior Page
Junior Page
Tyler
MEMBERS
Dixon, Ralph
Davis, John
Puterbaugh, Charles
Mitchell, William
Meehan, Bernard T.
Barnabee, James L.
Harrison, John
Larsen. Russell
Lindner, Frank
McEvoy, Leonard L.
Rasmussen, John
Crotan, Charles W.
Smith, Wm. A.
Bratt, Clarence R.
Grimes, Patrick D.
Whitehead, Lyndell P.
FuNKEY, CORWIN M.
Bevan, Fred W.
Gregerson, Louis B.
Tyler, Wilbur
Buskirk, Elmore E.
Humel, James
Mauk, Harold J.
Hooper, J. Gerald
Hauff, Vernon G.
Holley, Zeland R.
Clark, Ted R.
Elstad, Arthur C.
Treat, Jack
Turner, Kenneth O.
Luehring, Walter
Luehring, Robert
Grimson. Leonard
Hocking, S. Burdette
Juniors
Ellefson, Leonard
Hasterlik, Robert B.
DeHaven, William
Dattelzweig, Fred M.
Mosher, Dean
Hillenbrand, Harold
Schoen, William P.
Weber, Leroy
Cluley, Walter M.
Ross, George
Kurth, LeRoy
Lauber, George
Sophomores
Keiser, Isaac B.
He will succeed, for he believes all he says — Thaddeus A. Gasior
ROLL CALL OF CHAPTERS
Alpha University of Michigan College of Dental Surgery, Ann Arbor, Mich.
Beta .... Chicago College of Dental Surgery, Chicago, 111.
Gamma .... Harvard University, Dental School, Boston, Mass.
Epsilon University of Pennsylvania, Dental Department, Philadelphia, Pa.
Zeta University of California, Dental Department, San Francisco, Cal.
Eta .... Northwestern University .Dental School, Chicago, 111.
Theta University of Minnesota, Dental Department, Minneapolis, Minn.
Kappa . Vanderbilt University, Dental Department, Nashville, Tenn.
Lambda Western Reserve University, Dental Department, Cleveland, Ohio
Mu ....... Tufts Dental College, Boston, Mass.
Nu .... Kansas City Western Dental College, Kansas City, Mo.
Xi . . Indiana University, Dental Department, Indianapolis, Ind.
Omicron St. Louis University, Dental Department, St. Louis, Mo.
Pi University of Buffalo, Dental Department, Buffalo, N. Y.
Rho . University of Illinois, School of Dentistry, Chicago, 111.
Sigma . University of Pittsburgh, Dental Department, Pittsburgh, Pa.
Upsilon Washington LIniversity, Dental Department, St. Louis, Mo.
Phi .... Colorado College of Dental Surgery, Denver, Colo.
Chi University of Southern California, College of Dentistry, Los Angeles, Cal.
Psi ..... North Pacific Dental College, Portland, Ore.
Omega . . Creighton University, Dental Department, Omaha, Neb.
Alpha Alpha . Georgetown University, Dental Department, Washington, D. C.
Beta Beta . University of Nebraska, College of Dentistry, Lincoln, Neb.
Gamma Gamma Dental College of State University of Iowa City, Iowa
Epsilon Epsilon . University of Louisville, College of Dentistry, Louisville, Ky.
Eta Eta Marquette University Dental School, Milwaukee, Wis.
Theta Theta Atlanta Southern Dental College, Atlanta, Ga.
Kappa Kappa University of Tennessee, College of Dentistry, Memphis, Tenn.
Lambda Lambda . . Baylor University, Dental College, Dallas, Tex.
Do well the duty that lies before you — George F. McNamara
XI PS I PHI
Dance, laugh, and be merry, but be also innocent — Rooney
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LAMBDA CHAPTER
The Xi Psi Phi Dental Fraternity was founded at Ann Arbor, Michigan, in
1889. It has grown from a few charter members to thirteen thousand members,
making an average of forty-five members to a chapter. These chapters are located
in all dental colleges of the United States — with one at Toronto, Ont., Canada.
Lambda Chapter was organized in 1898 at the Chicago College of Dental
Surgery; it was the second fraternity to be established at this school. Since its
inauguration, it has shown a wonderful growth. Lambda is exacting, and has
striven to be discriminating in her selection of men; she demands character, scholar-
ship and genuine good fellowship. And unless a man has these qualities the hand
of fraternalism of Xi Psi Phi is not extended to him to become pledged to become
a member. With a calibre of men as such we have, the spirit of faithfulness and
good fellowship is not only carried on to the highest degree among our student
brothers but also it is carried to the outside world each year by our graduates.
We are proud of our brothers and the individuals who govern the affairs of Xi
Psi Phi. So also are we honored to know that in the past, more men of Lambda
have occupied the chair of Supreme President than any other subordinate chapters
of Xi Psi Phi.
The new officers we have elected this year have taken a hold of the throttle
with a firm grip and are going to make a great headway in the coming year. We
have a large number of pledges on our waiting list — a real live bunch of fellows, too.
The activities of Lambda place it among the leaders socially. Each year a
smoker and dance is given to the pledges and prospective pledges as well as holding
various functions from time to time. This year the smoker was held at the Great
Northern Hotel. A great number of the "Frosh" were present and heard an
enlightening talk by Dr. Coolidge as well as enjoying some real honest to goodness
"Smoker features" furnished by Benson Co., Chicago. The committee who
arranged this affair were well repaid for their labors in knowing that every one
of the honored freshmen enjoyed themselves.
The following social event, also in honor of the freshmen, was a dance at the
Edgewater Beach Hotel in the Black Cat Room. Bensons' Red Coats so filed the
"Shin Roaster" with pep that the room fairly vibrated with merriment. This
party will be remembered by all who attended as one of the bright spots in Lambda's
social events.
We have initiated quite a "gang" into the mysteries of old Xi Psi Phi so far
this year and still have a big bunch of "verdant" freshmen to send through by
the first of next year.
The most brilliant affair of the year will be a dinner dance which is in formation
now. The committee is doing its utmost in planning this social function and will
make it so impressive that it will be almost impossible to erase it from our memory.
At this time, in behalf of the members of Xi Psi Phi, I wish to extend greetings
to the members of the Dentos staff, who are largely responsible for the wonderful
success of this year-book; the faculty of Chicago College of Dental Surgery, who
are striving their best to make us a success in our lifes work, and members of our
brother fraternities, who we feel are in a sense brothers of ours.
All great men are partially inspired — Eugene P. Canonica
XI PSI PHI
OFFICERS
R. H. Fouser
E. C. Pendleton, D.D.S.
J. A. Shea
J. M. McMahan
T. Olechowski
M. M. Restell
J. A. Nowlan
E. F. Brennom
J. A. Shea
J. M. McMahan
W. R. Cruikshank
T. Olechowski
J. A. Nowlan
E. F. Brennom
Deputy Supreme President
Faculty Advisor
President
Vice-President
Secretary
Treasurer
Master of Ceremonies
Editor
S. B. Ivers
J. F. Jackson
H. G. Moriarty
J. J. Velk
L. A. Kielczynski
N. J. Grunt
H. T. Hammond
T. W. Tuomey
W. L. Domzalla
J. A. Higgins
S. A. Grady
V. C. Steele
E. V. Stern
S. F. Miller
H. G. O'Connell
M. S. Allen
J. A. Griffith
T. H. Vanderbosch
S. A. Oren
E. J. BoBqwiec
Juniors
C. J.Madda
R.J. Batten
C. Andreas
B. H. Sadowski
A. Lendino
H. W. FORSLUND
M. M. Restell
E. J. McDonald
L. G. Olsen
J. Kriynicki
J. C. Ambrose
A. J. Pekarske
B. T. Gobczynski
C. L. Norcross
G. W. Haberline
Sophomores
H. B. Koehler
J. C. Mankowski
J. C. Churchill
C. F. Gillespie
R. A. Chesrow
W. M. McEwen
R. Norton
Freshmen
F. A. Farrell
H. 0. Walsh
R. G. Jackson
J. B. Rago
A. P. McVey
E. Hall
FRATRES IN FACULTATE
R. H. Fouser, D.D.S.
H. W. Oppice. D.D.S.
E. C. Pendleton, D.D.S
E. D. Coolidge. D.D.S.
H. B. Pinney, D.D.S.
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A bad ending follows a bad beginning — Harry Isbitz
ROLL CALL OF CHAPTERS
Alpha ........ University of Michigan
Beta ....... New York College of Dentistry
Gamma ....... Philadelphia Dental College
Delta ...... Baltimore College of Dental Surgery
Epsilon ....... University of Iowa, Iowa City
Zeta . . Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery, Philadelphia, Pa.
Eta ...... University of Maryland, Baltimore, Md.
Theta ..... Indiana Dental College, Indianapolis, Ind.
Iota ......... University of California
Kappa ......... Ohio State University
Lambda ..... Chicago College of Dental Surgery, Chicago
Mu ........ University of Buffalo, Buffalo, N. Y.
Nu ........ Harvard University, Boston, Mass.
Xi ..... . Medical College of Virginia, Richmond, Va.
Omicron . . . Royal College of Dental Surgeons, Toronto, Canada
Pi .... . University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pa.
Rho ....... Northwestern University, Chicago
Sigma ....... University of Illinois, Chicago
Tau ...... Washington University, St. Louis, Mo.
Upsilon .... Ohio College of Dental Surgery, Cincinnati, Ohio
Phi ..... University of Minnesota, Minneapolis, Minn.
Omega ..... Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tenn.
Alpha Beta . Baltimore Medical College, Dental Dept., Baltimore, Md.
Alpha Delta ..... New Orleans College of Dentistry
Alpha Epsilon . North Pacific Dental College, Portland, Ore.
Alpha Zeta ..... Southern Dental College, Atlanta, Georgia
Alpha Theta . . University of Southern Calif., Los Angeles, Calif.
Alpha Iota . . Central LIniversity of Kentucky, Louisville, Ky.
Alpha Kappa ..... Creighton University. Omaha, Nebr.
Alpha Lambda ...... College of Jersey City, N. J.
Alpha Mu . . George Washington University, Washington, D. C.
Alpha Xi ..... . Georgetown University, Washington
Alpha Omicron . . . University of Tennessee, Memphis, Tenn.
Alpha Pi ..... . Baylor University, Dallas, Texas
Fame is the thirst of youth — Isadore N. Hamburger
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KAPPA CHAPTER
Psi Omega Fraternity was organized in 1892, at the Baltimore College of
Dental Surgery, at Baltimore, Maryland, by a small number of dental students.
They felt the need of an organization which would bind them together in a fellow-
ship, inspiring them to give the best that was in them to their profession and
helping one another in any difficulty.
From the very start, the men who were selected for membership, were required
to measure up to certain high standards. Thus Psi Omega has always been one
of the most exclusive of the dental fraternities. It has been fortunate in having
in the bonds, a class of members who have been, and are, leaders in the dental
profession, and are doing much to advance dentistry wherever it is practiced.
It is also one of the largest of the dental fraternities, having 39 active chapters
and alumni chapters in all principal cities.
Kappa stands as one of the leading active chapters of the Fraternity, and
has had a very successful year from every standpoint.
Kappa Chapter's first event for this season was a smoker given at the Bismarck
Hotel on Tuesday eve., November 15th. The brothers were out in almost full
number, and mirth and good fellowship reigned supreme. There were a goodly
number of preospective pledges from the various classes present, and they were
given a chance to see the spirit that prevails among the brothers in a real fraternity.
The next affair was a dance given at the Surf Hotel on Friday eve., February
10th. This party was given for the pledges and the music was furnished by that
red hot gang known as the "Doctors of Rhythm." They operated on the feet
of the crowd and the operation was a complete success. Did those who attended
have a good time? Ask them. The affair was a typical "Psi 0" party, and there-
fore successful from every standpoint.
Quite a few men from the various classes have been initiated into the secrets
and mysteries of Psi Omega this year, and they are all capital fellows whom we
know will uphold and cherish the traditions of our organization.
An inter-fraternity smoker is to be given on Wednesday eve., March 21st,
at the Morrison, and Kappa of "Psi 0" will be well represented here also.
An event which is always looked forward to by the various chapters in Chicago
is the "stunt night" to be given by the Alumni Chapter, at the Lake Shore Athletic
Club, on Wednesday eve., March 28th. A cup is given to the active chapter
furnishing the best entertainment for the evening. Kappa has taken this cup every
year for the past few years, and we are not going to lose it this time. So Brothers,
come out that evening and watch our fellows "do their stuff".
The big event of the year, of course, is the formal dinner dance, given in honor
of the graduating brothers and will be held on Saturday evening, April 28th. \\ e
expect this affair to surpass last years, and boy, that is sure saying something.
We are also planning on a tri-chapter dance, to be given in the near future,
together with the Brothers from Beta-Alpha and Iota Chapters.
Thus we are carrying out the principles and ideals of Psi Omega in Kappa
Chapter from year to year, and the Fraternity continues to be a source of in-
spiration to the members, cementing them together in the bonds of friendship
and moulding their lives and characters, so that they will be among the prominent
and leading members of their chosen profession.
Carl T. Collen, Editor
Doubt whom you will but never yourself — Pekarsky
OFFICERS
John H. Cadmus
K. Morris
D. Butler
R. Valentine
S. Garrett
C. T. Collen
C. W. Houlihan
G. Whitmer
M. B. Hopkins
W. Stevens
A. Lassmann
Deputy Counsellor
Grand Master
Junior Master
Secretary
Treasurer
Editor
Chief Interrogator
Chief Inquisitor
Outside Guardian
Inside Guardian
Senator
D. H. Browning
F. E. Collette
W. H. DeWolf
D. U. Edmunds
C. J. Fischer
A. Frey
W. J. Goldring
D. G. W. Gott
J. J. Hofrichter
E. H. Janssen
E. C. Jewell
N. H. Kazen
H. M. Kelly
C. Lachmann
G. E. Lamphere
A. L. Turek
Seniors
F. N. Van Zant
O. C. Larsen
C. Leesman
J. LlNDBERG
J. R. Logue
G.. Murphy
R. Myers
E. Nielsen
H. F. Parker
E. Patnaude
E. C. Paulsen
D. Pincock
L. Raymond
R. Rudder
S. W. Smith
J. H. Therrien
R. Warren
D. C. Altier
P. C. Call
M. B. Cohan
C. T. Collen
J. Evans
S. M. Garrett
G. E. Henneberry
Juniors
M. B. Hopkins
C. W. Houlihan
E. F. Kritzke
S. Krupka
A. B. Lassmann
K. W. Morris
J. F. Nachmann
W. C. Stevens
Sophomores
S. Butler
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FRATRES IN FA CULT ATE
J. L. Kendall, B.S., Ph.G., M.D.
Karl Meyer, M.D.
B. A. Morris, D.D.S.
E. E. Graham, D.D.S.
R. E. Hall, D.D.S.
I. C. Jirka, D.D.S.
No legacy is so rich as honesty — Marion B. Hopkins
ROLL CALL OF CHAPTERS
Beta ........ New York College of Dentistry
Delta ....... Tufts Dental College, Boston, Mass.
Epsilon ..... Western Reserve University, Cleveland, O.
Zeta ...... University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia
Eta ........ Philadelphia Dental College
Iota ....... Northwestern University, Chicago
Kappa . . . . . . Chicago College of Dental Surgery
Mu ....... University of Denver, Denver, Colo.
Nu ...... University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, Pa.
Xi . . . . . Marquette University, Milwaukee, Wis.
Mu Delta ...... Harvard University Dental School
Omicron ...... Louisville College of Dental Surgery
Beta Sigma College of Physicians and Surgeons, Dent. Dept., San Francisco
Rho . . . . . Ohio College of Dental Surgery, Cincinnati
Gamma-Tau . Atlanta-Southern Dental College, Atlanta, Ga.
Upsilon .... University of Southern California, Los Angeles
Phi-Alpha ...... University of Maryland, Baltimore
Chi ...... North Pacific Dental College, Portland, Ore.
Psi ....... Ohio State University, Columbus
Omega ...... Indiana Dental College, Indianapolis
Beta Alpha ....... University of Illinois, Chicago
Beta Delta ..... University of California, San Francisco
Beta Epsilon ..... Tulane LTniversity, New Orleans, La.
Beta Zeta ..... St. Louis University, St. Louis, Mo.
Beta Theta .... Georgetown University, Washington, D. C.
Gamma Kappa ..... University of Michigan, Ann Arbor
Gamma Lambda Columbia School of Dental and Oral Surgery of New York
Gamma Mu ...... University of Iowa, Iowa City
Gamma Nu ..... Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tenn.
Gamma Omicron .... Medical College of Virginia, Richmond
Delta Upsilon ..... Texas Dental College, Houston
Phi-Rho ...... Kansas City-Western Dental College
Zeta Kappa ...... University of Minnesota, Minn.
Delta Chi .... Royal College Dental Surgeons, Toronto, Can.
Delta Psi . . Baylor University, College of Dentistry, Dallas, Tex.
Delta Omega ..... Loyola University, New Orleans, La.
Psi Alpha ...... Creighton University, Omaha, Neb.
Psi Beta ..... McGill University, Montreal, Canada
Character lives in a man, reputation outside of him — Joseph C. Mankowski
ALPHA ZETA GAMMA
He was a man of unbounded stomach — Dean H. Mosher
Alpha
To swear is neither brave, polite nor wise — W. Randolph Bowerson
ALPHA CHAPTER
By David V. Omens
The Alpha Zeta Gamma Dental Fraternity was founded as Alpha Chapter
at Chicago College of Dental Surgery in 191 1. The next two chapters were es-
tablished at the other two dental schools in Chicago. The fraternity has grown
to such an extent that now there is a chapter in all the leading dental schools
in the country.
Alpha Zeta Gamma demands high scholarship, morality, loyalty and earnest-
ness in our profession. They are the standards by which each member is judged
and selected. Being sure that these essentials are present each prospective member
is pledged for one year. This period gives the chapter ample time to study each
man thoroughly thus keeping up the high standards.
The freshmen were invited so as to better acquaint themselves with the members
and to learn the purposes of the fraternity. Many of the faculty were present
at this smoker. Entertainment entirely new was introduced to the members
for the first time.
The outstanding events of the year consisted of a Hollowe'en party and an
elaborate smoker, one that will not be forgotten for a long time.
For the benefit of the boys in the city during the summer, a beach party was
held at the Sand Dunes. The largest turnout of members resulted. There were
swimming races and sack races for both sexes and finally a hot indoor game.
At this time plans are being made for the final social affair, the formal dinner
dance. The committee is hard at work carrying out instructions to make this
affair one to be remembered for a long time.
The year was closed with an installation of officers, and a farewell dinner for
the graduating members.
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Talent is that which is in a man's power — Walter Kilinski
ROLL CALL OF CHAPTERS
Alpha
B ETA
Gamma
Delta
Eta
Theta
Phi
Kappa
Lambda
Mu
Nu
Rho
Sigma
Psi
Xi
Epsilon
Chicago College of Dental Surgery
Northwestern University
University of Illinois
Cleveland Dental School
Harvard
Baltimore College of Dental Surgery
Tufts College of Dental Surgery
University of Pennsylvania Dental School
Western Reserve University
University of Pittsburgh
University of Southern California
University of Michigan
University of Wisconsin
University of Minnesota
University of Texas
Dalhousie University, Faculty of Dentistry
By his hair ye shall know him — Leslie E. Nelson
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Chicago College of Dental Surgery
DENTAL DEPARTMENT OF LOYOLA UNIVERSITY
1757 WEST HARRISON STREET
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
The Forty-Sixth Session Opens October 2, 1928
Requirements of Preliminary Education
T^HE requirements of the Dental Educational Council for matriculation in
recognized dental schools stipulate a minimum of thirty semester hours of
recognized college credit, which must include six semester hours of chemistry, of
biology, of English, and either six semester hours of college physics or one unit
of high school physics.
Pre-Dental Course
Loyola University College of Arts and Sciences offers a pre-dental college year
which has been formulated with the intention of especially preparing students
for the four-year dental course. The work this year is offered part in the dental
building, the Chicago College of Dental Surgery, located on the West Side in
Chicago's great health service center and part in the Down Town College at 28
No. Franklin St. In this course the student will be placed in immediate contact
with medical and dental students, sharing their interests and ambitions. His
classmates have a common goal and this condition in a student body goes far
towards eliminating the waste of time and opportunity which is characteristic of
college classes where this unity of purpose is lacking.
Requirements for Matriculation in
Three-Year Course
Applicants presenting at least sixty semester hours of college work towards the
B.A. or B.S. degree, including at least six semester hours of English, six semester
hours of biology, six semester hours of physics, six semester hours of general
chemistry and three semester hours of organic chemistry, may register in the first
year of the dental course and complete the requirements for the D.D.S. degree in
three years. The second and third years of this course are of ten months each
instead of eight months as in the four-year course.
POST-GRADUATE COURSES OFFERED IN SELECTED SUBJECTS
ADDRESS REGISTRAR
CHICAGO COLLEGE OF DENTAL SURGERY
Dental Department of Loyola University
Refinement is superior to beauty — Edgar M. Holzbach.
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5.5 EAST WASHINGTON STREET
'OUR NEW HOME"
Unique in every detail, this store not only sets
new standards for the dental industry but for
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Our premises on the twenty-first floor
cover the entire Wabash Ave. frontage of
the Pittsfield Building and nearly all of
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of over two hundred and fifty feet.
The first stop of the Tower elevators from
the main (street) floor is opposite our depot
entrance and the last stop of the building
express service is also at our floor.
No effort or expense has been spared to
build a depot that will be a source of pride
to our patrons and in harmony with the
prestige of our Company.
Graduates will be interested to know that
a large force of salesmen in intimate contact
with conditions in this section permits us to
offer valuable information and advice re-
garding locations, the choosing of which
is an important factor in assuring the success
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A very efficient and reliable office-
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Phone Central 0981 for appointment or
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A gentleman makes no noise — Ross.
oiession
\JfT was in 1844, just five
years after the foundations were laid for the
first dental school, the first dental society and
the first dental journal, that Samuel S. White,
visioning the needs of the profession and the
expansion that was to come, founded a manu-
factory and a policy "to make the best goods,
and to sell them at a not unreasonable profit."
From this modest beginning there grew the
present complete plant for the making of
dental instruments, materials and appliances,
wherein every article is studied from the view-
point of its uses and a premium is placed on
intelligence and skill.
Rigid, systematic tests and inspection unite
to guarantee S. S. White Dental Products as
perfect as human skill can make them, while
a competent organization together with
the co-operation of reputable dental
dealers in all parts of the world
make possible an efficient
service to the
profession.
Illustrated Catalogs and Pamphlets
available on. request
fie S.S.White Dental Mfo.Co
"Since IS44 the Standard " &
Philadelphia
< Th& Trade Mark is a guarantee of quality
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GOLD MATERIALS
TOOTH PASTE
Wind puffs up empty bladders: Opinion, fools — Vernon G. Hauff.
Dentist — "What makes you think that I am a failure?"
Wife — "Why look at our child, — a year old and not a tooth."
Athletic — "Did you see the broad jump?"
Pathetic — "No! Who was she?"
Holly — "Is it true that exercise kills germs?"
Sherwin — "Yes but it's tough teaching the denied things to exercise."
Collen — "Last night I took my girl to a restaurant. They had some dandy
mushrooms."
Evans — "Shame on you why didn't you go home and use the parlor."
Joel John — "Hop! I hear that a woman can make a monkey out of a man in
ten minutes. Is that true?"
Hopkins — "Yes it is John, but Oh! what a glorious ten minutes."
Do you like meat balls?
I don't know I never attended any.
My son is taking medicine at college.
That's too bad, how long has he been sick?
How long should a girls dress be?
Long enough to cover the subject, yet short enough to sustain interest.
Every time I go out with a girl I have half a mind to kiss her.
If you had a whole mind you would.
My sweetheart went for a buggy ride but when she got home one shoe was
muddy.
Why was that?
She must have changed her mind.
Kenward — "I don't think I deserve a zero on this paper. "
Instructor — "You don't but I couldn't give you anything lower."
Freeman — "What is your occupation?"
Hobe — "I used to be an organist. "
Freeman — "Why did you give it up?"
Hobe — "The monkey died. "
Sanders — "How did you come out in your exams?"
Smith — "I knocked 'em cold."
Sanders — "How's that?"
Smith — "I got zero. "
Bad men excuse their faults; good men will leave them — Walter A. Luehring
LET
RATTER
HELP YOU
ACHIEVE
SUCCESS
IF you let Ritter Equipment
supplement your personal skill
you will render professional ser-
vice of the highest order to your
chosen community. Through this
service you will receive not only
commensurate financial reward
but that great personal satisfac-
tion which comes only from doing
a thing well. Begin your practice
right with Ritter equipment
and you arc well on the
r, road to success. r.
^i rfO —
Manufacturers of
fine denial equip-
ment for nearly
half a century
— — C
Follow your honest convictions and be strong — David H. Grimm.
SENIORS
YOU, like every one else, are ambitious to start
practice with equipment of the finest and most
modern type. Do you consider it good judgment to
do this on an elaborate scale until you are established
and on a sound footing?
The burden of $75.00 per month and upwards as
payment on time purchases in addition to overhead
such as living, rent, etc., is often too great for the
beginner.
Why not let us show you how you can avoid these
pitfalls by equipping in a modest way with new or re-
built outfit, with payments as low as $15.00 to $40.00
per month. This may mean to you the difference be-
tween failure and success.
Do you know that we can sell you a complete dental
office with unified equipment, the latest and most
modern merchandise that money can buy, for $997.50?
Do you know that you can start practicing dentistry
immediately after successfully passing your State
Board examination with a complete dental equipment
for less than $400.00, with a small payment down and
two years to pay the balance?
Do you know that we have equipped hundreds of
dentists all over the United States with ALCASCO
Re-built Chairs, Engines, Units, etc., at a saving of
50 per cent?
A letter — a 'phone call — a personal visit — will bring
you descriptive matter giving full details of the
ALCASCO system of equipping dental offices.
Alexander Cassriel Company
207 S. WABASH AVE.
CHICAGO, ILL.
iminmniHTTTTrrrrr ; 1
The good comes done up in small packages — Ben L. Herzberg.
When Careful Comparisons Are Made
Harvard is selected
The New Peerless
Harvard Chair
The increased utility, graceful
and artistic lines, combined with
its beauty of finish and up-
holstery, make the New Im-
proved Peerless Harvard chair
an attractive and economic
addition to any dental office.
The Harvard Unit
The Harvard Unit is highly
practical, strongly built of brass,
aluminum, gray iron and steel
and beautifully finished. Pic-
ture shows Harvard Unit equip-
ped with Bosworth operating
lamp.
I^HE many new and desirable
-*• features possessed by the first
Harvard Chair, fashioned more than
forty years ago, set a standard that
other manufacturers had to conform
to. Since that time Harvard has
been a leader in the dental equipment
field. Not only has Harvard set a
standard for design, but it has set
a standard for quality that other
manufacturers have never been able
to meet at the price of Harvard
Equipment.
Because of the design, beauty, effic-
iency, quality and price of Harvard
equipment it is sold
by inviting compar-
ison rather than by
high pressure sales
efforts.
L
Harvard Cabinets
Harvard Cabinets can be had
in many different sizes, so
regardless of what size cabinet
is desired, there is a Harvard
that will be suitable. And
Harvard quality as to work-
manship and materials is re-
flected in every cabinet. No.
104 shown above.
You can carefully inspect Harvard Equipment and obtain, without obligation, all
the data concerning it at our depot
Alexander Cassriel Company
207 So. Wabash Avenue
Chicago, 111.
phone harrison 5128-29-30
Make Your Downtown Headquarters at Our Office
To do nothing is in every man's power — Elmer C. Hill.
INFIRMARY FACTS
Explorer to Mirror and Mirror to Explorer.
Explorer — "Well, you are in my end again, Mr. see it all."
Mirror — "I admit I am bright, Mr. find it all."
Explorer — "You will have to give me credit for being pretty sharp. "
Mirror — "I won't give you credit, I give you light that is enough. "
Explorer — "Have your way bright boy, But Say, that was a hot case the boss
just had."
Mirror — "Yes, 19 years old. Some case, the boss found 5 foil cavities and
made a date with her for next Saturday. "
Explorer — "That was no date, that was an appointment, and besides I found
those foil cavities not the boss. "
Mirror — "You are pretty sharp at that, how long have you been with this
student."
Explorer — "Since the first of October; but I did not see you till last Monday,
are you new?"
Mirror — "No, about your age. I was serving another student till Monday
morning when your boss copped me out of the sterilizer."
Explorer — "Yes he has got sticky fingers, but he is not the only one, and he
is careless too. "
Mirror — "Yes, he never gives us a sterile bath. I have 40,000,000 bacteria
creeping on me now, I wish someone would scratch my back. "
Explorer — "Yes I have another point that needs scratching but I am used
to that, because I dive into millions of them every day."
Mirror — "I'll get even tho, I'll fall and break and cause him seven years bad
luck."
Explorer — "And I'll stick him."
Mirror — "Well I see the boss coming maybe he'll give us a sterile bath yet
today. "
Explorer — "That depends on her age and her looks."
Mirror — "I rather like good looking ones myself.
Nacktman-
does some
prosthetics
A DEEP MYSTERY
Where does the flash of lightening go
When it streaks across the sky?
That and other questions
Perhaps you can tell me why.
Why a Billy Goat has whiskers?
Why do they make barrels round?
I'll honestly confess to you that the
Answers I've never found.
When does a bird present its bill?
Why does a mole bore a hole?
But what I would now like to really know
Who's got my plaster bowl.
Certain winds will make men's temper bad — Ortman.
1 When a dentist with a "CDX" wants
to see a probable hidden pathology,
or wishes to check up his work —
2 He simply reaches over to the wall
where the "CDX" is mounted on
its extension bracket —
3 Positions it to the film in the patient's
mouth — ■
4 Presses the button on the automatic
hand timing switch, and the exposure
is completed.
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5 In approximately six min'
utes his office assistant will have the film
developed and ready for interpretation.
'Write for descriptive hoo\let on the" CDX." and names
of authorized dealer distributors in your vicinity.
"CDX" Is 100% Electrically Safe
DENTAL DIVISION OF
VICTOR X-RAY CORPORATION
'Manufacturers of the Coolidge Tube
and complete line of X-Ray Apparatus
2012 Jackson Boulevard
A GENERAL. ELECTRIC
Physical Therapy Apparatus, Electro-
cardiographs, and other Specialties
Chicago, Illinois, U.S.A.
esosss^^^H
nimnL.
Impatience never commanded success — Angelo J. Lendino.
SUCCESS
Every young man who is about to establish a dental office pictures himself enjoying
a successful practice amid pleasant surroundings and operating with modern
equipment.
Before this can be brought about finances must be arranged and a location selected.
Perhaps plans will have to be drawn and the office remodeled to suit the future
occupant. Interior decorations and furnishings that harmonize with the equip-
ment will have to be selected. Then comes the installation of the equipment,
the sending out of announcements and the adoption of a practical method of record
keeping and accounting. On the opposite page a few of these steps are depicted.
During the past twenty years our organization has been chiefly engaged in helping
our clients solve problems such as these. We would be pleased to serve you in
a similar capacity.
6331 S. Halsted St.
C. L. Frame
17th Floor, Mailers Bldg. (Main Store)
The creed of a diplomat-
^l illll'IIIIIIIIIIIMMIIIIIII IIII II IIIimt l l l HIIII I M M g«UMI«i.»~ <
-Cyril W. Houlihan.
1. — "Talking it over." Preliminary
to seeking a location we consult with
our client as to the type of neighbor-
hood he prefers, what languages other
than English he speaks and the many
other factors which determine his
fitness for a certain location.
2. — Selecting the location. Only
offices in a good business or residential
section that have possibilities from
a dental standpoint are considered.
3. — In some cases architects blue-
prints showing space to be occupied
are not available. It is then necessary
for us to take accurate measurements
before plans can be drawn.
4. — Draftsman laying out space so
that it affords the ultimate in ap-
pearance and efficiency. The location
of all of the necessary partitions wash
basins, plumbing and electrical outlets
is clearly indicated on this plan.
5. — Assisting our client in selecting
interior furnishings which blend and
harmonize with the equipment he is
to use. Factors such as light and
size of rooms must be considered.
6. — This picture shows service man
assembling the equipment. He will
afterwards clean and polish it and
test to see that it is in perfect working
order.
Dental Supply Co.
18th Floor, Pittsfield Bldg.
21st Floor, Medical and Dental Arts Bldg
An appetite insatiate for oratory and debate — Kenneth W. Morris.
Instructor — "That's the third time you have looked on Shaler's paper."
Clawson — "Yes Sir, he doesn't write very plain."
Creabel — "I don't want a very large photo."
Higgins — "Alright, just keep your mouth shut."
Dr. Orban — "Define epithelial rests?"
Hauff — " During the development of epithelial cells they sometimes become
fatigued and naturally seek a rest. "
EVOLUTION
Oh! the pup, the beautiful pup
Drinking milk from an old tin cup,
Roaming 'round so frisky and free
First gnawing a bone and then a flea,
Jumping, running after the pony
Beautiful pup, you'll soon be boloney.
EXTRAVAGANZA IN "L" MINOR
Lady Passenger to "L" guard — "Sir do you stop at the Congress Hotel?'
Guard (absently) — "No madam on my salary I could not afford it."
What is the difference between a fig and a date?
Well you'd never kiss a fig.
Invalid — "Are you a trained nurse?"
Nurse — "Yes. "
Invalid — "Well let's see some of your tricks."
THE "SAFETY FIRST" OF A GOLF COURSE
Mother Ant — "Come on children, let's get over on the golf ball so we won't
get killed."
Sir, your wit ambles well; it goes easily — Joseph F. Krynicki.
"there is true economy in
the purchase of
eber
EQUIPMENT"
Despite the efforts of certain selling groups to popularize the belief
that only the highest priced dental equipment can be the ultimate
equipment for your office, there is nothing in the experience of many
thousands of dentists using ?E8lel)rr Equipment to indicate any-
thing but the highest and warmest praise for its most attractive
and professional appearance and entirely satisfactory service given
over a period of many years.
Our DENTAL UNIT, DENTAL X-RAY, ENGINE, CUSPIDOR,
CHAIR, LATHE and OPERATING STOOL are more moderately
priced and include greater value for your equipment dollar than
that given by any other manufacturer in the industry.
Have a ®23cfaer Dealer or OTcfaer Salesman
give you an intelligent demonstration
or
Write for Descriptive Literature.
The WthtV Dental Manufacturing Company
Canton, Ohio
Set off with numerous breaks and dashes — Edmund W. Czachorski.
OUT IN
Amalgam Inlay Crown and Bridge Root Fill Foil Plate
IT'S A SCIENCE
Cole — "They tell me that the dining hall manager at the Y. M. C. A. gets
more pay than our college professors."
Bates — "Why shouldn't they? Their courses are a lot more popular."
BE CAREFUL
Sue — "What did you do to that dentist when he got fresh?"
Ethel — "I gave him a good paste in the mouth."
A FAKIR
We heard that Charles sold his brains to a research laboratory, but he fooled
them. He has no brains.
SAD BUT TRUE
There was a young sophomore named Wigy
Whose ego was certainly big,
He jostled his way through some juniors one day
There was a young sophomore named Wigy.
Madam — "Nora what's wrong with this cake?"
Nora — " I put some bad yolks in it. "
Madam — "Why, where did you get hold of a college magazine. "
Van — "I'm going to Ifornia next week. "
Bud — "What do you mean Ifornia?"
Van — "The Cal is silent as in Coolidge. "
Him — "I'm sorry your glad I'm mad at you. "
She — "And I'm glad your sorry I'm glad. "
HOW TO KEEP THE SMELL OF ONIONS FROM THE BREATH
Peel carefully, slice with perfect precision, pepper and salt sufficiently, add
some olive oil, and a few drops of vinegar and then throw all away.
DEFINITION
College Professor — "A man who is paid to study sleeping conditions among
the students."
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD
Only the Scotch know how to hold their liquor.
Night after night, He sat and bleared his eyes with books — Francis J. Barker.
WHY TAKE A CHANCE?
IDhen you buy a Dental Cabinet you don't consciously gamble
on the result; but, when uou know that American Dental Cabinets
outnumber all others in use today, 3 to I, why not use that knowl-
edge to promote your best interests? This supremacy does not
mean that American Cabinets haue had a sudden splurge of popu-
larity, due to a super sales force. It means that for 25 years
The American Cabinet Co. has been building its supremacy and
prestige through quality and seruice out of the ordinary. Fill out
the coupon below and mail it.
The American Cabinet Co.
Two Riuers, IDis.
The American Cabinet Co. Tujo Riuers, IDis.
Please send me circular Ilo. 10-D showing American Denial Cabinets.
name Address
Ciru . State
Our goods can be purchased from the dealer in
combination with chair, engine, unit, and in fact a
complete outfit, on one contract on easy monthly
payments.
We will demonstrate our line in your city before
you graduate and hope to see every member of the
senior class.
The love of fame gives an immense stimulus — Clifford K. Becherer.
1st Dad — "Where did you get this wonderful billing system. It could extract
money from a Scotchman."
2nd Dad — "I simply compiled the letters my son sent me from college."
Dr. Fink — "How's the patient with the mule gland operation?"
Nurse — "Not so well Sir, he kicked himself unconscious last night."
UNLIKE AN EXPRESS
A local, is where the point of a syringe needle makes numerous stops before
reaching it's destination.
LOST, STRAYED OR STOLEN
Cruelty as practiced in the ceramics laboratory is where a student must watch
his copper amalgam die.
Just think, every time I breathe somebody dies.
Better try Listerine.
Junior — "I want to ask a question about a tragedy?"
English Prof. — "Well, what is it?"
Junior — "What is my mark?"
I had a tooth pulled this morning.
Did you have an anaesthetic?
No — a toothache.
How's Moran in the high jump? Any good?
Naw, he can hardly clear his throat.
What kind of tobacco are you smoking, Sandy?
I dinna' ask him.
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My heart is ever at your service — Fred W. Hawkins.
The Unit That Grows
THIS
unit \sfor the student just starting
or for the second operating room.
JUNIOR UNIT
Plus
ELECTRIC BRACKET TABLE
Junior Unit
order to make their practice
as enjoyable as possible, shou id
add the Electric Bracket Table
Equals
SENIOR UNIT
THIS
The Senior Unit is for the established doctor.
In a drawer in the bracket table are the latest
electric instruments where he and his patients
will most appreciate them.
Write for Office Plans and Prices
ELECTRO DENTAL MANUFACTURING CO.
33rd and Arch Streets, Philadelphia
475 Fifth Avenue
NEW YORK
1144 Marshall Field Annex
CHICAGO
205 Paden-Pelton BIdg.
LOS ANGELES
A face like nestling luxury of flowers — Carl T. Collen.
As a salesman I only get two kinds of orders.
What are they?
Get out and stay out.
War Cry of the Molecules — "Up and Atom, Up and Atom!
Henneberry — "Got a fag?"
Evans — "No, I'm all fagged out."
I'm the Prince of Wales.
Prove it.
Get me a horse!
Where are you from?
Chicago.
Let's see your bullet wounds.
HIAWATHA (1928)
Apologies to H. W. L.
By the shores of Cuticura
By the sparkling Pluto Water
Lived a prophylactic chicklet
Danderine, fair Fatima's daughter.
She was loved by Instant Postum
Son of Sunkist and Victrola
Heir apparent of the Mazda
Of the tribe of Coco Cola.
Thru the Tanlac strolled the lovers
Thru the Shredded Wheat they wandered
"No Pyrene can quench the fire
Nor Aspirin still the heartache
Oh! My Prestolite desire
Let us marry, little Dyerkiss. "
Learning makes a man fit company for himself — Gerald E. Henneberry.
MASON-MADE
DENTAL INSTRUMENTS
USED BY
EMINENT OPERATORS EVERYWHERE
Since 1884
MANUFACTURED BY
L. J. MASON & CO., INC.
1323 S. Michigan Ave.
Chicago, III.
FOR THE
TYPE OF SERVICE YOU WANT
PHONE
Dearborn 6721-6722-6723
Many dentists are learning to depend upon
the Standard Dental Laboratory for little
jobs as well as the larger ones. For in this
day of Akers' technique cases, Davies Process
Dentures, Tinker Type Bridges, Porcelain
Jackets, Porcelain Veneer, Coedal plates
and such, the Standard has not lost sight of
the little things that make up general labora-
tory work.
Whether you want a plate rebased, a clasp
soldered, new gum put on an old denture,
a cavity drilled, or merely a tooth stained —
turn to your phone, lift the receiver off the
hook, and call the Standard. You will be
served well, and you will call again.
Our new office and laboratory are located
conveniently in the Medical Dental Arts
Bldg., 185 North Wabash Ave., 5th Floor.
THE STANDARD DENTAL LABORATORY OF CHICAGO
Incorporated
Medical and Dental Arts Building
185 No. Wabash Chicago, Illinois
Silence that wins where eloquence is vain — Edward F. Kritzke.
.
THE CHICAGO DENTAL FREE
SCHOLARSHIP EXAMINATION
1. Would you use a spade or a hoe to get the carats out of gold plate?
2. At what age do the deciduous third molars erupt in girls?
3. Give the blood and nerve supply to the interproximal space?
4. Do you know how to tune a radiogram?
5. Who is this famous explorer that has done so much for dentistry?
6. At what age does the six year molar erupt in natives?
7. Draw and label a cross section of an inlay ring. On what finger is this
properly worn?
8. How much hot air is there in an osteoblast? A cementoblast?
9. Could you use thistles instead of burs?
10. Have you ever seen a tooth neck? You have!
11. Is Gutta Percha a soprano or a base?
12. What color linoleum is indicated on the floor of a pulp chamber? Why?
13. How deep is the drainage canal? The pulp canal?
14. Can you get plastered on plaster of Paris?
15. Does Stetson cap pulps?
16. Who leads the molar band?
17. Is the rubber dam on the Mississippi or the St. Lawrence?
18. How low is a lower cuspid?
19. Who put the dent in dentistry?
20. How many notes are there in a lingual bar?
21. How many fingers are used in the cast clasp?
Dattelzweig (slightly crocked) — "Where in hell have I seen you before."
She (also) — "Dunno! What part of hell do you come from?"
Dr. Boulger — "Now give a long injection."
Milton Allen— "How long?"
Dr. Boulger — "A block."
Kilinski — "What did your patient say about that oversize molar crown?"
Kurth — "It went over big."
One of the freshmen wanted to know what kind of knives and forks they used
in the plate room.
"We must pull together", said Dr. Puterbaugh to his assistant
Works first then rests — Edmund Benson.
ROACH BAR CLASPS
used for a lower
one piece removable
cast in
DEEFOUR GOLD
$1.50 Dwt.
DEEFOUR GOLD
(Gold-Platinum Alloy)
Is Popular Because of
SMOOTH WORKING PROPERTIES
EXCEPTIONAL PHYSICAL QUALITIES
Insuring Lasting Satisfaction
in Cast Removables
REGARDLESS OF TYPE, DESIGN or TECHNIC
ASK FOR DESCRIPTIVE CIRCULAR
Thomas J.
DEE&CO
Precious Metal Specialists
5 S.WABASH AVE.
CHICAGO
C. J. Christopher, D.D.S.
C. C. D. S.-1898
W. C. Golbeck
C. C. D. S.-1898
r
Correct
I Application
Fixed
Bridge
Restorations
Scientific
Dental Laboratory
Service
Practice Builder
Submit Your Study Models for Diagnosis
We Assist You with Your Prosthetic Problems
DRS. CHRISTOPHER & GOLBECK
CONSULTIVE AND CONSTRUCTIVE PROSTHODONTISTS
Instructive Literature Medical and Dental Arts Bldg.
Sent Upon Request 185 North Wabash Avenue, CHICAGO
His hair is of good color, — an excellent color — Readdy.
The Nachtman Clinical Track Suit for Hungry Students
NEWS ITEM
Jerry Nachtman the well known student from Berwyn, has invented a new
style of garment to be worn in the Clinic. The use of this outfit will positively
give the user greater production and more speed than was ever before possible.
Demonstrations daily by Jerome on infirmary floor.
TO LOOK FORWARD TO
Success comes with the years, and so do false teeth and gray hairs.
McLeod, after losing a wager with four classmen showed his sporting blood
and paid his debts immediately. After buying the four sticks of gum and dis-
tributing them, he picked up the penny change. "What can you do with one gol
darn penny," he said, "for two cents I'd throw it away."
Kurth — "I clearly had the right of way when this man ran into me, and yet
you say I was to blame. "
Officer — "You certainly are."
Kurth— "Why?"
Cop — "Because his father is the Mayor, his brother is the Chief of Police and
I'm engaged to his sister."
If you never saw that kind of dance before, — it is collegiate.
Many a true word is spoken thru false teeth.
Be thou familiar but by no means vulgar — Wayne E. Bennett.
Price $5.00
Sent on Approval if Desired
There is a Real Advantage in
having a Specimen Porcelain
Jacket Crown to show your
patients the advantages of this
type of Restoration.
This specimen is made on a porcelain
root, mounted in a neat plush box, and
carved with the characteristic which
has built the reputation of Megaw's
workmanship.
The graduating class is invited to
the laboratory at any time to see why
Megaw has been Making Porcelain
Jackets in Chicago since 1911; why
his charge is $10.00 per crown and why
he still continues to remain in business.
There Must Be A Reason
L. F. MEGAW
2121 PITTSFIELD BUILDING
CHICAGO, ILL.
The First Improvement in Twenty Years or More
T) Y our solution of the problem of controlling distortion of post-hole and slot
*-* in interchangeable facings, we have brought about the first improvement in
these teeth that has occurred in a score of years. Where other makers have been
content with partial correction after baking, we resolved not to market our teeth
until they could be made in a thoroughly scientific manner. Baker Scientific
Interchangeable Facings are the result of investigation, experimentation and
patient seeking for the right way.
The method of partial correction of distortion as employed by other manu-
facturers, is an expedient and no more. It either enlarges the post-hole and gives
it an oval shape or it widens the slot.
In either case the teeth must differ from one another, even teeth in the same
set. There should be no difference in interchangeable teeth.
Baker Scientific Interchangeable Facings do not differ because they are right
from the start.
Let us send you our catalogue.
30 Church St.
New York
BAKER & CO., INC.
5 So. Wabash Ave., Chicago
760 Market St.
San Francisco
54 Austin St.
Newark, N. J.
What is dishonestly got vanishes in proflegacy — Robert B. Hasterlik.
Gussie — "I got a laugh out of Nachtman's mustache."
Doloris — "Yes, it tickled me too."
FLOYD
Ragman — "Any rags, bones, or old clothes to sell?"
Johnson — "I don't know; my wife's away."
Ragman — "Have you any old bottles?"
"H. S." GADDY
Weber — "Where are you going when you graduate?"
Gaddy — "Straight to the old men's home. "
HOT AIR
Little bits of wisdom,
Larger bits of bluff,
Make our profs all ask us,
Where we get that stuff.
CROWN AND BRIDGE PARTY
Dr. McBoyle — "Evans, explain the technique of making a Richmond Crown
to me. "
Evans — "Well, er — a — what don't you understand about it?"
HOW ABOUT INSTRUCTORS?
A cop's range of language is spacious,
A ball-player's blue and pugnacious,
A conductor can cuss,
A mule driver is wuss,
But as for a dental student — good gracious.
WHAT DO YOU DO IN EXAM TIME?
I dip my pen into the ink
And hold this paper tight;
But for my life I cannot think
One single word to write.
NO KID (DING)!
Sailing down the stream of life
In your little bark canoe,
May you have a pleasant trip
With just room enough for two.
YOU CAN'T OVERFILL IT
Oren — "How deep is Chicago's Canal?"
LeVon — "Twenty feet. "
Oren — "Gosh! that sure will take some gutta percha to fill it."
^CTB3SS
Allured to brighter worlds and led the way — Richard M. Bear.
G#B£
For Temporary Fillings
Treatments and Special Work
Quick Setting
Easily Removable
THE LANDGREBE CO.
CHICAGO, ILL.
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Studious of ease, and fond of humble things
-Philip C. Call.
HE JUST HAD DINNER!
(One looking for room) — "How about a reservation?"
Norcross (Desk-man at Y. M. C. A.) — "This is no government land for Indians
besides I'm all filled up. "
"IN-A-CLASS BED"
Dr. Puterbaugh (in dental pathology) — "Young man, I believe that you might
talk more intelligently if you had a little more sleep before coming to class. "
Whipple — "Yes, doctor, but you see I have only one class before this one."
SURPRISE
If all the rubber bands discarded by postoffice employees in one month were
placed end to end, they would stretch.
A Freshman's talk is breezy,
A Sophomore's a little more,
A Junior's line is teasy
But the Senior's is a bore.
They say that "Seniors know their stuff"
Concerning which I doubt,
Most everything they say is bluff
At least I found that out.
Joel D. John — "Sherwin, give me a sentence using the word inkwell."
Sherwin — "I can't, I am not feelink well today."
LUCKY WE'RE NEAR COUNTY HOSPITAL
Craig had better handle his patients more carefully, for he has been seen walking
around the floor with his left hand bandaged.
DID HE GET IT?
Dr. Boulger has been calling on the Irish, Red Moran, O'Connor and Ginsburg
for information in radiology.
THAT'S 100% PROOF
Where did Phil go?
Out.
Where is he?
In on the bed.
LOOKS LIKE A PENNY AND A DIME
Junior — "That was a good speech Rodda gave this morning."
2nd Junior — "Who is Rodda?"
1st Junior — "The boy with the cast-clasp hair cut."
It is tranquil people who accomplish much — Haig H. Janian.
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If your dealer does not handle FELLOWSHIP please notify
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Ten oz. 25.00, Save 7.00 18.00 Net
Twenty oz. 50.00, Save 16.00 34.00 Net
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CHICAGO, ILL.
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They also serve who stand and wait — Walter F. LeVon.
GETTING FAMILIAR!
One Girl to Another — "My boy friend is familiar with many tongues."
"Quite a linguist, eh!"
"No, a dentist."
Judge — "You say you have known the defendant here all your life. Now tell
the jury whether you think he would be guilty of stealing this money."
Henneberry — "How much was it?"
"Let's see," said Weyer, "Your brother went abroad on a scholarship, didn't
he?"
Harris — "No! It was a cattle-ship."
Hooper — "Doctor, if there is anything the matter with me, don't frighten me
half to death by giving it a long, scientific name; just tell me what it is in plain
English. "
Doctor — "Well, sir. To be frank with you, you are lazy."
Hooper — "Now tell me the scientific name so I can tell my wife."
WE'D RATHER BE ON DRINKING TERMS WITH SCOTCH
Walter Kilinski has again fallen from the water wagon. He is on speaking
terms with the Scotch (A. B. Craig).
Milton Allen has already posted 50 points in radiograms.
REFERRED TO THE JUNIOR CLASS
We notice that the chip blowers and water syringes have other than legitimate
purposes.
O'CONNELL NEVER SPOILS ANYTHING
Olsen's new book "Excuses for Inlay Patients" will soon arrive from the press.
We would advise O'Connell to purchase a copy and worry less when he spoils a
wax pattern.
THE ONE WITH THE MOLE ON HIS KNEE IS JAMES A.
James A. and Edward J. certainly have a terrible time interpreting the in-
structors when only their last name is called for a recitation.
THE COLLEGE MAN
I wish I went to a barber college.
Why?
Then I could cut all my classes.
HE AIN'T GOT NONE
Has any Junior seen Houlihan's note book.
The heart is wiser than the intellect — Schlessinger.
Standard Laundry Co.
1816 to 1826 Wabash Avenue
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Phone Calumet 4700
COURTESY OF
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CHICAGO
Non-Union
Phone Dearborn 4739
NOTICE
Be Sure You Visit
Charles Holg Dental Depot
13th Floor Mailers Building
5 South Wabash Avenue, Chicago
for everything in Dental Supplies
NuForm Teeth— Unit— Chairs —
X-Ray — it will be worth while.
Students can save money by purchas-
ing their class outfit here.
They always have a list of good
locations and positions for graduates.
Lingering labors come to naught— Gordon L. Johnson.
Orator — "What we need is reform — church reform, school reform, social
reform. "
Voice from Rear — "What you need is chloroform."
JAWING
I know the dumbest man in town
His name is Willie Law,
He still is trying to dope how come,
His eye tooth's in his jaw.
Dr. Orban looked at a large piece of calculus I had chipped from under the
gingival tissues and asked the patient if he had lately eaten chicken. Upon re-
ceiving a negative answer he said — "Well, I guess that isn't chicken bone."
HOT DOG!
Mary had a little dog,
She bought him for a song,
And everywhere that Mary went
Why Fido breezed along.
He went up to Physiology
And there he met his fate.
Poor Fido rests in pieces now
On a microscopic plate.
CAN'T BLAME THE PATIENT
One of Turner's patients called him up and informed him that he had a tooth-
ache and would not be down to keep his appointment.
Obstinacy is the strength of the weak — Henry Luskin
There is only one genuine Por-
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LOOK FOR IT.
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MILLER & GLICK
CHICAGO
218-224 S. Wabash Ave.
Dept. D
Phones Wabash 8433-4
BALTIMORE
Court Square Building
Phone Calvert 3745
Good Light Means Good Work
NEW 1928
FRIESCO HEADLIGHT
It is the searchlight of Dental Diagnosis.
Can be trained on every area of the mouth.
Follows the eye.
FRIEDMAN
SPECIALTY COMPANY
25 E. Washington Street
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Time and pains will do anything— Edward J. McDonald.
"THINGS WE WILL NEVER FORGET"
Alex sealing in pressure anaesthesia for two days.
Schwartz receiving a roaring welcome every time he entered the small amphi-
theatre.
Goldring asking for five bucks, and later two and six bits.
Mascari closing the windows.
Rudder's clannishness during lectures.
Jannsen's famous speech in seminar.
Likewise for Pearce's.
Rudder, the bad apple, and Mulholland.
Browning trying to dent Alex's head.
Some Juniors think that the function of the post dam is to hold the saliva back.
Lamphere to his patient — "Got anything on for Sunday evening, Miss?"
Patient (hopefully) — "No, not a thing."
Lamphere — "Then try to be here earlier Monday morning."
Sweetheart — "I'll marry you on one condition."
Dent — "That's all right, I entered college on four."
Whitey — "Why is a pontic like a Paris garter?"
Alex — "I don't know."
Whitey — : " Because no metal can touch you."
BUGHOUSE FABLES
Rux giving something away.
Olechowski, staying awake.
Wakerlin, not handshaking.
Rudder, serious.
No more ice.
Alex, making a lot of noise.
Rieger, quiet.
Schwartz, smiling.
To be strong is to be happy — Roland J. Batten.
We Specialize in Ladies' Boyish Hair Bobbing
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COYNE BARBER SHOP
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Phone West 7294
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Represented by Ted Clarke
CHAMPAIGN
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2347 W. Harrison Street
Chicago
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Students of C. C. D. S.
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No man is more cheated than the selfish man — Adolph W. Gumpel.
e- Dent Life
DREAMS
To be your gallant knight
and in the spring-time woo you
When tiny leaflets see the light
and life send quivers thru you.
To hold your hand in mine
to fondle and caress you
To kiss your lips as red as wine
and with brave deeds impress you.
To know that you love me
as much as I do you
This is how it all would be
If only dreams came true.
In your patience ye are strong — Arthur G. Lilyfors
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Fair tresses man's imperial race ensnares — Russell.
TRUE SAYINGS
He who laughs last is trying to think of a dirty meaning
Mother is the necessity of convention.
Where there is method there is badness.
POOR DAD
He — "Did you have a liberal education."
She — "Oh yes, dad spent a lot. "
THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS
Grevior — "Do you have your laundry done at home?"
Butler — "No! I don't like fudge."
Williams — "What's Gadde suffering from that he has not been to school lately?"
Lauber — "Brain fever."
Williams — "Oh! I thought that it was serious."
She — "I positively never will marry a man who snores."
He — "How are you going to find out."
We heard that Topel never swears in the presence of women.
He can't compete with them.
Gold-digger — "Most men are like tooth
paste tubes."
Chum — "How's that?"
Gold-digger — "You have to give them a
squeeze before
you
can
get
anything
out of them."
210
He is short and stout and round about — Harry E. Matzkin.
PETE, The Barber
Marshfield Ave. Opposite
Elevated Station
A PROFESSIONAL BARBER
FOR
PROFESSIONAL STUDENTS
University Inn
1824 W. Harrison St.
A PLEASANT PLACE
GOOD EATS
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NOTARY PUBLIC
LIBRARIAN
CHICAGO COLLEGE OF
DENTAL SURGERY
1747 W. Harrison St.
We ask advice, but we mean approbation — Lisowski.
Dr. Zoethout — "And what is a vacuum, Mr. Gadde?"
Lester — "A vacuum is when — well — er — I've got it in my head but I can't
explain it. "
"My teeth are going back on me," mournfully exclaimed the orthodontia
patient.
He — "Are you cold?"
She— "No! Thank you."
Dr. Grisamore — "Remember way back when wearing a man's fraternity pin
meant an engagement, but nowadays it just means necking privileges."
Dr. MacBoyle — "Yes, but who ever saw a girl wearing twenty or thirty fratern-
ity pins? "
As Pincock walked with the baby —
He surely had to confess,
That marriage was with him
One long howling success.
What is the matter with the girl in Rockford — Oren.
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Earnestness and sincerity are synonymous — Salvino.
Senior, after filling root canals — "Well! that's fourteen more gutta percha
points!"
Junior — "How many more do you have to have to go out?"
Which reminds us of the time that a colored lady came into the infirmary and
asked where she could find the drawing room. She explained that she had an
"absence" and wanted the offending member "drawn".
SENIOR DOPE
Name
Virtue
Weakness
Ambition
Realization
Schwartz
Looks
Liquor
Teacher
Pugilist
King
Popularity
Inlays
Dentist
Bookkeeper
Contrafatto
Complexion
Females
Dentist
Bootlegger
Tuffo
Baseball
Plates
Athlete
Slugger
Klapman
Hair
Tobacco
Athlete
Pawnbroker
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He shines in the second rank who is eclipsed in the first — Paul Belofsky.
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Oh! this pernicious vice of gaming — Phillips.
Student — "Does Gordon Johnson live here?"
Landlady — "Yes. Carry him in."
IN THE PLATE ROOM
Student (Showing Dr. Pendleton his set-up) — "How does this look, doctor?"
Dr. Pen. — " It looks very, very good. Only raise the centrals, rotate the laterals,
bring in the cuspid, lower the bicuspids, move the molars to the mesial, and clean
up the case. Otherwise it's all right.
ANOTHER SCOTCH JOKE
Green — "Mac, have you heard the latest Scotch song?"
Macleod— " No. "
Green — "Let the rest of the world go buy."
Gent (Telephoning)— "Zander! Zander! Z! Z! No not C! Z! Abcdefghijk
lmnopqrstuv wxyZ ! ! ! "
What do you expect to do when you graduate?
Die of the shock, I guess.
A Scotchman once gave a waiter a tip, but the horse lost.
1st Junkman — "What do you do with those old magazines?"
2nd Junkman — "Sell 'em to dentists and doctors."
He — "If you were only beautiful —
She— "What?"
He — "You would be beautiful and dumb."
That dentist is good at speeding in a car.
Yes, he's used to giving gas.
Diligence is the mother of good luck — B. Sadowski
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Avoid making yourself the subject of conversation — Pokrass.
OLD BUT YOUNG IDEAS
By Frank Zubas
I never ran around and drank a lot of beer.
I never robbed a baby's bank, so it seems queer.
That I should be destined to live my life alone,
When some nice girl could surely give me moral tone.
I wish I knew some nice girl on whom I could depend,
One who knew how to use a broom and who could mend
My shirts and socks and underwear when they are torn
It's really more than I can bear, I'm so forlorn
There must be some girl on this earth to heed my plea
Some one to bring a little mirth and joy to me.
Give me a blonde or make it a brunette
I'm not particular I'll take what I can get.
WHY BUY A HOME
Why buy a home said the wife; I was born in a hospital,
reared in a boarding school, educated at college, courted in an
automobile, married in church, spend my mornings golfing,
afternoons playing bridge, evenings we go to the movies, when
sick I'll go to the hospital and when I die I'll be buried by the
undertaker, so all we need is a garage with a bedroom attached.
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AFTERWORD
You have finished reading this volume of the
Dentos and we hope you are pleased. We — the staff
and our contributors — have done our best to make
this book worthy of its name.
Before closing the cover of this book, think of the
spirit in which this book has been published, the
gratitude you owe to your alma mater, the ideals
you have set for yourselves, and the loyalty you owe
to your profession.
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