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THE 


DRAMATIC  WORKS  AND  POEMS 


OF 


SHIRLEY. 


DRAMATIC  WORKS  AND  POEMS 

OF 

JAMES  'SHIRLEY/ 

NOW  FIRST  COLLECTED; 

WITH  NOTES 
BY  THE  LATE  WILLIAM  GIFFORD,  ESQ. 

AND 

ADDITIONAL  NOTES,  AND  SOME  ACCOUNT  OF  SHIRLEY 
AND  HIS  WRITINGS, 

BY  THE  REV.  ALEXANDER  DYCE. 


IN  SIX  VOLUMES. 


CONTAINING  • 

HONORIA  AND  MAMMON. 
CHABOT,  ADMIRAL  OF  FRANCE. 

THE  ARCADIA. 

THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE. 

A  CONTENTION  FOR  HONOUR  AND  RICHES. 

THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY. 

CUPID  AND  DEATH. 

THE  CONTENTION  OF  AJAX  AND  ULYSSES,  &c. 
POEMS. 


LONDON : 
JOHN  MURRAY,  ALBEMARLE  STREET. 

MDCCCXXXIII. 


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LONDON  : 
PRINTED  BY  W.  NICOI.,  CLEVELAND-BOW,  ST.  JAMES'S. 


HONORIA  AND  MAMMON 


VOL.  VI. 


B 


HONOR i A  AND  MAMMON.]  This  "  Moral,  dressed  in  dra- 
matic ornament,"  was  published  by  Shirley  in  1562,  in  8vo. 
It  is  founded,  as  the  writer  observes  on  the  opposite  page,  on 
the  Interlude  entitled  the  Contention  of  Honour  and  Riches,  given 
in  a  subsequent  part  of  this  volume.  It  is  addressed  solely  to 
the  reader,  and  appears  never  to  have  been  designed  for  the 
stage :  if  a  poet  may  be  trusted,  this  piece  shut  up  the  long 
list  of  Shirley's  dramatic  labours.  The  title  of  the  old  copy  is, 
"  Honoria  and  Mammon.  Written  by  James  Shirley?'  with  the 
mottos : 

"  Auri  sacra  fames,  quid  non  mortalia  cogis 
Pectora  ? 

Et  immensum  gloria  calcar  habet." 


TO  THE 

CANDID  READER. 

A  small  part  of  this  subject  many  years  since  had 
dropped  from  my  pen ;  but  looking,  at  some  oppor- 
tunities, upon  the  argument,  I  thought  some  things 
more  considerable  might  be  deduced  ;  and  applying 
myself  further,  at  times  of  recess,  I  felt  it  grow 
and  multiply  under  my  imagination :  nor  left  I  it 
then,  (the  matter  being  so  pregnant  in  itself,)  till  I 
formed  it  into  such  limbs  and  proportions  as  you 
now  see  it.  Modesty,  after  this,  invited  me  to  cover 
it,  and  to  cut  off  many  impertinences,  and  purge 
some  humour,  that  sate,  I  confess,  unhandsomely 
upon.  it. 

What  is  now  presented,  I  hope,  will  appear  a 
genuine  and  unforced  moral,  which,  though  dressed 
in  dramatic  ornament,  may  not  displease,  in  the 
reading,  persons  of  ingenuity,  such  whose  nature  is 
not  to  create  prejudice  where  they  intend  a  recrea- 
tion ;  and  in  the  confidence  of  that,  I  do  not  repent 
the  superstructures  fhave  made,  my  pains,  nor  ex- 
penses that  have  attended  to  bring  it  to  this.  It  is 
now  public,  to  satisfy  the  importunity  of  friends  : 
I  will  only  add,  it  is  like  to  be  the  last,  for  in  my 
resolve,  nothing  of  this  nature  shall,  after  this, 
engage  either  my  pen  or  invention. 

The  reason  why  I  make  no  particular  dedication 
to  any  friend  is,  because  I  aim  my  general  respect 
to  all,  ivhose  favours  and  civilities  have  obliged  me. 
At  this  none  will  be  offended,  where  none  hath  the 
precedence :  and  to  conclude  with  the  most  serious 
truth,  I  know  not  any  that  love  me  so  little,  whom 
the  payment  of  my  so  mean  addresses  would  satisfy 
as  to  clear  me  upon  the  account  of  his  friendship. 
Let  this  suffice  at  present  from  him,  that  is 

Your  Servant, 

JAMES  SHIRLEY. 


DRAMATIS  PERSONS. 

Conquest,  a  colonel,      1 

Alworth,  a  scholar,       \  lovers  of  lady  Honoria. 

Alamode,  a  couttier,    J 

Fulbank,  a  citizen,       i  ^          ,,   Mammon. 

Jwaslin,  a  countryman,  3 

Traverse,  a  laivyer,  servant  to  Mammon  and  Honoria. 

Squanderbag,  a  captain. 

Phantasm ,  gentleman-usher  to  lady  Mammon. 

Dash,  Traverse's  clerk. 

A  Doctor. 

A  Captain. 

A  Serjeant. 

Marshal. 

Citizens. 

Porters. 

Soldiers. 

Countrymen. 

Honoria. 
Aurelia  Mammon. 

SCENE y  Metropolis  ;  and  twice  in  the  Country. 


HONORIA  AND  MAMMON. 


ACT    I.    SCENE  I. 

A  Street. 
Enter  on  opposite  sides,  ALWORTH  and  PHANTASM, 

Alw.  'Tis  not  far  off:  I'll  ask  this  gentleman. — 
Can  you  instruct  me,  sir,  where  the  great  lady, 
Aurelia  Mammon,  lives  ? 

Phan.  Yes,  sir,  I  can. 

Alw.  Pray  do  me  the  civility. 

Phan.  Have  you 
Affairs  with  her,  my  friend  in  black? 

Alw.  Have  you 
Relation  to  the  lady,  sir? 

Phan.  She  owns  me 

A  gentleman-usher.     With  your  pardon,  sir, 
Are  not  you  inclining  to  a  scholar? 

Alw.  I  have  spent  time  i'  the  Academy. 

Phan.  The  Academy  !  another  beggar. — I 
Did  think  so  by  your  serious  face  ;  your  habit 
Had  almost  cozen'd  me,  and  your  hair  ;   they  are 
Of  the  more  court  edition. — This  is 
A  beggar  of  the  upper  form  of  learning.        [Aside. 
Your  business  with  my  lady  ? 

Alw.  If  you  please 
To  prepare  my  access — 

Phan.  'Tis  to  no  purpose ; 
My  lady  keeps  no  library,  no  food 
For  book-worms,  [sir,]  1  can  assure  you  that. 


6  HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.    [Act  I. 

Learning  is  dangerous  in  our  family  ; 
She  will  not  keep  a  secretary,  for  fear 
Of  the  infection. 

Alw.  Does  she  keep  no  fool  ? 

Phan.  Yes,  yes,  and  knaves. 

Alw.  I  thought  so ; 
In  which  class  is  your  name,  I  beseech  you? 

Pha  w.We  enjoy  equal  privileges;  indeed  the  knave 
Makes  somewhat  more  ofs  office  ;   but  my  lady 
Is  not  so  nice  ;  so  we  can  bring  certificates 
That  we  are  sound,  and  free  from  the  infection 
Of  books,  or  can  lay  down  our  understandings, 
And  part  with  that  unnecessary  stuffing 
F  the  head,  (you  know  my  meaning,)  or  renounce 
The  impious  use  of  human  art  and  knowledge, 
We  are  in  a  capacity  of  employment : 
Perhaps  you  may,  on  these  terms,  be  admitted 
With  your  philosophy,  and  things  about  you, 
To  keep  her  horse  ;  do  you  observe  ? 

Alw.  A  fair  preferment. 

Phan.  The  fittest  here  for  men  of  art ;  or  if 
You  can  keep  counsel,  and  negotiate  handsomely 
The  amorous  affair  of  flesh  and  blood, 
There  you  may  exercise  your  parts  of  rhetoric — 
How  lies  your  learning  that  way?  'tis  an  office 
Many  grave  persons  have  submitted  to, 
And  found  it  a  smooth  path  to  court  preferment ; 
But  she  is  here,  I'll  leave  you  to  your  fortune. 

[Exit. 
Enter  AURELIA  MAMMON. 

Mam.  With  me  ?  your  business  ? 

Alw.  The  lady  Honoria,  madam,  by  me  humbly 
Presents  her  service,  and  this  paper  to 
Your  ladyship. 

Mam.  The  lady  Honour !  'tis 
Some  borrowing  letter. 

Alw.  This  is  not  civil. 


Sc.  I.]    HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  7 

Mam.  I  am  so  haunted  with  this  mendicant 
Nobility !— at  every  ebb  of  fortune, 
I  must  be  troubled  with  epistles  from  them. 
What's  here  1  [reads.] — You  are  a  scholar. 

Alic.  I  have  studied 
The  arts. 

Mam.  Your  lady  writes  as  much,  and  would 

commend  you 
To  my  employment ;  but  I  want  no  chaplain. 

Alw.  If  you  did,  I  cannot  flatter,  madam. 

Mam.  I  have  known  wiser  men  converted  by 
Preferment. 

Alw.  They  were  things  that  had  no  souls  ; 
Or  use  of  that  bright  entelecheia 
Which  separates  them  from  beasts. 

Mam.  I  did  expect 

Hard  words,  and  do  commend  the  pure  discretion 
Of  your  most  learned  tribe,  that  think  themselves 
Brave  fellows,  when  they  talk  Greek  to  a  lady ; 
Next  to  the  Goth  and  Vandal,  you  shall  carry 
The  babble  from  mankind.     Pray  tell  your  lady, 
Learning  is  out  of  fashion  in  my  family. 

Alw.  Why  should  you  be  an  enemy  to  arts  ? 
The  lamps  we  waste,  and  watches  that  consume 
Our  strength  in  noble  studies,  are  ill  paid 
With  this  disdain;  yoursmile  would  make  us  happy, 
And,  with  your  golden  beam,  strike  [a]  new  day 
Through  learning's  universe. 

Mam.  You  but  lose  your  time  ; 
I  know  you  are  writing  some  prodigious  volume 
In  praise  of  hunger,  and  immortal  beggary : 
This  may  in  time  advance  you  to  a  pedant/ 


1  to  a  pedant,  &c.]   The  lady  Mammon  is  pleased  to  be 

facetious  at  the  expense  of  the  poor  schoolmaster,  and  parson. 
One  of  the  crying  enormities,  however,  in  the  evil  days  in 
which  this  was  written,  was  the  scandalous  rapacity  of  the 
patrons  of  church  livings,  who  never  failed  to  stipulate  with 
the  incumbent  for  the  greater  part  of  the  value  to  themselves. 
This  practice  grew  up  with  the  Long  Parliament. 


8  HONORIA  AND  MAMMON,   [Act  I. 

To  whip  the  town- tops  ;  or  [a]  gelded  vicarage, 
Some  forty  marks  per  annum,  and  a  chambermaid, 
Commended  by  your  patron. 

Alw.  You  are  not  worth 
My  anger,  I  should  else — 
Mam.  What,  my  sweet  satire  ? 
Alw.  Present  your  ladyship  with  a  glass,  a  true 

one, 

Should  turn  you  wild  to  see  your  own  deformity. 
Mam.  I  prithee  rail : — now  for  a  storm — 
Alw.  I  will  not  lose  my  temper  on  such  a  trifle. 

[Exit. 
Enter  FULBANK  and  MAS  LIN. 

Mam.  But  here  are  two  come  timely,  to  disperse 
All  cloudy  thoughts,  my  diligent  daily  waiters. 

Ful.   Now  poetry  be   my  speed !    my  noblest 
mistress ! 

Mam.  What  have  you  there,  dear  master  Ful- 
bank? 

Fid.    Lines,   that  are  proud  to  express  your 
beauty,  madam. 

Mam.  Bless  me !  turn'd  poet  ?   I  must  tell  you, 

servant, 
Nothing  in  nature  is  more  killing  to  me. 

Ful.  Umph! 

1  see  my  lady  Mammon  is  no  wit. —  [Aside. 

Do  you  think  I  made  them  ?  I  have  an  estate,  madam. 

Mam.  I  know  you  have  fined  for  alderman. 

Ful.  They  were  a  foolish  scholar's  o'  the  town  ; 
And  I  made  my  address  to  be  confirmed 
In  your  opinion,  they  were  wretched  things, 
And  like  the  starv'd  composer.     The  nine  Muses, 
I  have  read,  madam,  in  a  learned  author, 
Were  but  a  knot  of  travelling,  tawny  gipsies, 
That  liv'd  by  country  canting,  and  old  songs, 
And  picking  worms  out  of  fools  fingers,  which 
Was  palmistry,  forsooth !  and  for  Apollo, 
Whom  they  call'd  father,  a  poor  silly  piper, 


Sc.  L]    HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  9 

That  kept  a  thatch'd  house  upon  cuckold's  hill/ 
Not  far  from  Helicon,  or  old  Bride-well, 
Where  he  sold  switches,  till  his  hut  was  burn'd 
One  night  by  a  tinker's  nose,  that  lay  in  straw  there ; 
And  he,  for  loss  of  this  poor  tenement, 
Ran  mad,  from  whence  came  all  the  mighty  stir 
Of  that,  which  we  now  call  poetic  fury. 

Mam.  'Tis  very  likely. 

Mas.  Madam,  by  your  leave, 
I  am  a  countryman — what  should  a  man  lie  for?-— 
I  ken  no  college  learning,  but  I  have 
Been  whipp'd  for  Latin  in  my  days,  that  have  I ; 
And  have  heard  talk  of  the  philosopher's  stone. 
Although  I  wear  not  velvet  like  his  worship, 
My  heart's  embroidered  with  love,  and  I 
Defy  the  man  that  thinks  me  insufficient 
To  do  what's  fitting  to  be  done  between 
You  and  I,  madam,  as  the  best  what-lack-you 
Finical-fartical-cit  within  the  walls. 

Ful.  Take  heed  how  you  provoke  me. 

Mas.  I'll  provoke 
Any  man  living  in  the  way  of  love. 

Re-enter  PHANTASM. 

Mam.  Did  all  the  ladies  sleep  well  ? 

Phan.   Yes,  and  their  monkeys,   madam,  and 

have  all 

Their  several  thanks,  and  services  remember'd 
To  your  ladyship—  but,  madam — 

[Exeunt  Mam.  and  Phan. 

Ful.  She  has  left  us. 
I'll  find  a  time  to  make  you  sensible — 

Mas.  Me  sensible  ? 
I  defy  thee. 

*  upon  cuckold's  hill,  &c.]  These  are  but  scurvy  de- 
signations of  the  "  fonte  caballino"  and  the  bidpiti  Parnasso  : 
this  is  a  vein  of  humour  in  which  Shirley  greatly  delights,  and 
in  which,  to  do  him  justice,  he  is  always  lively  and  satirical. 


10         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.    [Act  I. 

Ful  Be  not  rampant,  and  thank  heaven 
We  are  not  arm'd. 

Mas.  I  scorn  it. 

FuL  Dar'st  thou  meet  me  ? 

Mas.  Yes,  the  next  day  after  Simon  and  Jude, 
I  dare,  when  all  your  liveries  go  a  feasting 
By  water  with  your  gally-foist  and  pot-guns, 
And  canvas  whales,  to  Westminster.3    I  am  not 
Afear'd  of  your  green  Robin  Hoods,  that  fright 
With  fiery  club  your  pitiful  spectators, 
That  take  pains  to  be  stifled,  and  adore 
The  wolves  and  camels  of  your  company : 
Next  whom  the  children  ride,  who,  innocent  things, 
What  with  the  giants,  and  the  squibs,  and  eating 
Too  many  sugar-plums,  take  occasion  to 
Perfume  their  pageants,  which  your  senators 
Ride  after  in  full  scent. 

Ful.  Thou  horrid  lump   . 

Of  leather,  coarse  wool,  ignorance  and  husbandry, 
Most  pitifully'com  pounded  !  thou  that  hast  liv'd 
So  long  a  dunghill,  till  the  [native]  weeds 
Had  overgrown  thee,  and  but  ten  yards  off, 
Cozen 'd  a  horse  that  came  to  graze  upon  thee  ! 
Thou  miserable  thing,  that  wert  begot 
By  the  whole  town,  [that]  dar'st  call  no  man  father, 
Found  in  a  hedge,  but  bred  up  in  a  stable, 
Where,  with  the  horse,  thou  didst  divide  the  beans, 
Dung  like  the  beast,  and  wert  as  often  curried ! — 
Thus  bred,  at  one-and-twenty  thou  wert  able 
To  write  a  legible  sheep's  mark  in  tar, 
And  read  thy  own  capital  letter,  like  a  gallows 
In  a  cow's  buttock. 

Mas.  Suffer  this? 

J  This  most  humorous  and  graphic  description  of  the  land 
and  water  pageants  of  the  good  citizens,  is  by  no  means  a 
caricature;  scarcely  an  exaggeration.  In  some  of  the  "  En- 
tertainments" come  down  to  us,  and  which  were  given,  on 
•lifferent.  occasions,  in  honour  of  Prince  Henry,  almost  every 
•absurdity  here  noticed  is  gravely  embodied  and  displayed. 


Sc.  1.]    HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          11 

Fill-  And  more : 

Fortune,  conspiring  with  thy  own  ill  nature, 
That  durst  be  damn'd  for  money,  made  thee  rich, 
And  then  the  country's  curses  fatten'd  thee ; 
Time,  and  thy  sordid  sins,  made  thee  at  last 
High  constable,  and,  now  thou  hast  the  impu- 
dence— 

Mas.  Thouliest!  [Strikes  JFW. 

Re-enter  PHANTASM  with  two  swords. 

Phan.  Fear  not  me,  gentlemen,  I  am  your  friend, 
A  friend  to  both  your  honours,    [gives  a  sword  to 

each.']   Here,  be  noble ; 

You  have  a  just  cause,  and  a  gallant  mistress. 
— Persons  of  your  quality  to  fight  thus 
For  bloody  noses  !  to't  like  gentlemen, 
And  draw  blood  handsomely;  hethatgetsthe  victory 
Shall  have  my  lady,  and  a  pardon,  though 
It  cost  her  half  a  million  ;  so  I  leave  you.— 
Here  will  I  stay,  and  observe  both  their  valours. 

[Conceals  himself. 

Ful.  We  are  betray'd. 

Mas.  I  do  not  like  these  tools.  [Aside, 

Ful.  It  is  not  for  my  credit  to  be  kill'd  ; 
If  he  have  but  the  courage  to  advance, 
I  am  no  merchant-tailor  of  this  world ; 
And  yet  he  looks  less  rampant,  [aside.] — Sirrah 
Maslin — 

Mas.  I  were  best  deliver  up  my  cold  iron  here. 

[Aside. 

Ful.  He  does  approach. 

Mas.  And  yet  I  will  not.  [aside."] — Fulbank, 
I  am  of  thy  opinion  ;  we  are  both 
Betray'd ;  for  my  own  part,  although  I  carry 
No  flesh  that  fears  a  sword,  yet  I  do  not 
Affect  to  have  devices  put  upon  me. 

Ful.  'Tis  something  thou  hast  said  ;  this  may  be 
a  plot, 


12         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.    [Act  I. 

Some  third  man  has  projected,  by  our  ruins 
To  make  his  path  smooth  to  my  lady  Mammon, 
And  thus  her  squire  promotes  it. 

Mas.  A  conspiracy ! 

I  read  it  in  the  rascal's  face  ;  fo'£,  quotha, 
Like  gentlemen  !   No,  they  shall  not  laugh  at  me  ; 
An  my  lady  had  a  mind  to  have  my  throat  cut, 
She  shall  excuse  me. 

Ful.  To  my  wishes!    [aside.'} — But  I  am  not 

satisfied 

We  can,  without  some  blood,  come  off  with  honour  : 
You  know  th'  affront  was  mine;  and  though  1 

would  not 

Have  my  revenge  writ  in  too  deep  a  crimson, 
Yet  something  must  be  done  ;  it  will  be  public, 
And  we  may  still  be  laugh'd  at. 

Mas.  Thou  say'st  right ; 

Things  cannot  well  be  clear'd  without  some  blood  : 
I  have  consider'd,  and  you  shall  be  satisfied. 

Ful.  So,  I  have  made  fine  work,  the  boar  will 
fight  now.  [Aside. 

Mas.  The  credit  of  a  wound  will  serve  ;  thus, 
then — 

Ful.  Stay,  I  have  a  device  will  bring  us  both  off. 
Why  may  not  we  consent  to  give  each  other 
A  careless  wound  in  the  leg,  or  arm,  and  so 
March  off  with  honour  ? 

Mas.  This  knack  was  in  my  very  thoughts ;  'tis 
excellent. 

Ful.  But  since  I  nam'd  it  first,  'tis  my  invention, 
And  I  will  strike  the  first  blow. 

Mas.  Hang't !  I  pass  not ; 
But  gently,  then  ;  a  scratch  i'  the  arm,  or  hand's 
Enough,  a  small  thing  does  it :  gently,  oh  ! 
Thou  nast  cutoff  my  sword  hand  ;  this  is  foul  play$ 
I  cannot  hold  my  tool  now.         [Drops  his  sword. 

Ful.  But  stoop  to  reach  it, 
111  cut  thy  head  off;  i'  the  field  we  must 


Sc.  I.]     HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  13 

Use  all  advantages.     This  weapon's  mine  too  ; 
Farewell,  and  say  I  have  used  thee  honourably. 

[Exit. 
Re-enter  PHANTASM. 

Phan.  Ha!  ha!  ha!     Are  you  hurt,  sir? 
I  see  the  alderman  has  outwitted  you. 
Let  me  see ;  ha ! — A  scratch ,  a  very  scratch .  [Aside. 
Bear  up,  there  may  be  ways  to  your  revenge  ; 
Leave  not  your  applications  to  my  lady  : 
He  counsels  this  that  will  assist  you.     But 
I  ever  thought  your  habit  much  beneath 
The  person  that  should  court  so  great  a  lady ; 
It  smells  too  much  o'  the  team  :  I  knowyou  are  rich, 
Air,  air  your  gold,  and  make  your  body  clinquant ; 
The  rest  commit  to  fate  and  me.     Consult 
Your  tailor. 

Mas.  And  my  surgeon  :  Sir,  I  thank  you. 

Phan.  You  do  not  know  how  I  am  contriving 
for  you. 

Mas.  That  very  word  has  cur'd  me ;  I'll  about  it. 

[Exit. 

Phan,  So ! 

When  there's  no  other  mischief  to  be  done, 
Let  them  go  on,  and  love  my  lady  Mammon  ; 
I'll  assist  one,  in  hope  the  t*  other  may 
Go  hang  himself;  and  then  it  will  be  hard 
To  judge  which  of  the  two  has  the  better  fortune. 

[Exit. 

SCENE  II. 

A  Room  in  Honoria's  House. 

Enter  HONORIA  between  ALAMODE  and  CONQUEST. 

Ala.  Bless  me  but  with  one  smile;  ifyoudidknow 
With  what  devotion  my  soul  looks  on  you, 
VOL.  vi.  C 


14          HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.    [Act  I. 

How,  next  to  my  religion,  I  have  placed 
If  not  above  it,  your  diviner  beauty — 

Hon.  Your  name  is  Alamode,  a  courtier? 

Ala.  Tis  sweeten'd  by  Honoria's  breath. 

Con.  I  have 

No  stock  of  perfura'd  words  to  court  you,  madam ; 
Can  you  affect  a  man  ?  a  soldier? 
When  I  have  march'd  up  to  a  breach,  which  look'd 
Like  hell,  with  all  his  sulphurous  flames  about  it, 
My  heart  was  fix'd  on  honour,  and  I  took 
From  gaping  wounds  the  fleeting  souls  about  me 
Into  my  own,  and  fought  with  all  their  spirits  ; 
The  mangled  bodies  that  I  trod  upon, 
(For  now  the  dead  had  buried  all  the  earth,) 
Gave  me  addition  to  heaven,  where,  in 
My  strong  imagination,  I  saw 
Thee  from  thy  chariot  dropping  down  a  garland. 

Hon.  You  are  a  colonel  ? 

Con.  I  profess  a  soldier,  madam. 

Hon.  It  appears,  a  bold  one. — Art  thou  come, 
Al  worth  ? 

Enter  ALWORTH. 

What  said  the  lady  Mammon  ?  [Alw.  whispers  her. 

Ala.  One  that  has  some  relation  to  her  person  ; 
They  call  him  Al  worth,  and  I  have  observ'd 
She  looks  on  him  with  favour  above  a  servant ; 
He  has  not  the  impudence  to  court  his  lady? 

Hon.  So  peremptory  ?  What  a  strange  monster 

wealth  is ! 

I  have  but  made  a  trial  of  her  friendship, 
And  had  no  meaning  thou  should'st  leave   me, 

Al  worth. 

Depend  upon  my  care ;  I  know  your  parts, 
And  shall  not  be  forgetful  of  their  merit : 
But  thou  art  come  most  seasonable  to  relieve  me. 

Ala.  I  do  not  like  their  whispering. 


So.  II.]  HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  15 

Alw.  If  you  please,  madam,  to  absent  yourself, 
Leave  me  to  the  excuse. 

Hon.  Do  so,  dear  Al worth. 

Alw.  I  am  happy 
When  you  command  my  service. 

Hon.  Be  confident, 
I  keep  a  silent  register  of  all, 
And  shall  reward  them. 

Alw.  Your  own  virtues  guide  you.     [Exit  Hon. 

Con.  My  lady's  gone — 

Alw.  But  has  commanded  me  to  let  you  know 
Her  resolution ;  she  hath  found  you  both 
Ambitious  of  honour,  both  deserving, 
And  such  an  equal  furniture  of  merit, 
She  has  no  art  to  reconcile  her  thoughts 
Into  one  fortunate  choice. 

Ala.  Tis  very  strange. 

Alw.  The  Gordian,  which  great  Alexander  could 

not 

By  subtilty  dissolve,  his  sword  untwisted. 
I  use  her  own  words,  gentlemen  ;  you  may 
Infer,  that  you  must  either  quit  your  courtship, 
Or,  by  yourselves  agree  who  best  deserves  her, 
And  dare[s]  do  most  to  merit  such  a  mistress. 

Ala.  How  !  best  deserves  her  ? 

Con.  And  dares  do  most. 

Alw.  I  should  interpret  this,  to  fight  for  Honour; 
Butyou can  best  expound,  and  so  Heave  you.    [Exit. 

Con.  What  says  my  perfum'd  Alamode  to  this  ? 
Will  not  a  sword  quite  spoil  your  satin  doublet, 
And  let  in  too  much  air!  your  lips  and  language, 
Bath'd  in  the  oil  of  jessamin,  will  not  carry  her: 
You  have  worn  a  sword  thus  long,  to  shew  the  hilt, 
Now  let  the  blade  appear. 

Ala.  It  shall.     I  have  yet 
No  ague,  I  can  look  upon  your  buff, 
And  punto  beard,  yet  call  for  no  strong  water ; 
I  am  no  tavern  gull,  that  want  protection, 


16         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.    [Act  I. 

Whom  you  with  oaths  do  mortify,  and  swear 
Into  the  payment  of  your  ten  pound  surfeits  ; 
Upon  whose  credit  you  wear  belt  and  feather, 
Top  and  top-gallant.     Go  to  your  Liudabrides 
I'  the  new  brothel,  she's  a  handsome  leveret ; 
If  she  deny  free  quarter,  tear  her  trinkets, 
Make  cullice  of  the  matron  ;  yet  be  friends 
Before  the  constable  come  in,  and  run 
O'  the  ticket  for  the  dear  disease. 

Con.  Go  on,  sir ; 

I  will  have  patience  three  minutes  longer, 
To  hear  thy  scurril  wit}  and  then  correct  it. 

Ala.  Answer  but  one  cool  question  :  if  Honoria 
Should  possibly  descend  to  think  well  of  thee, 
And  by  some  philtre  should  be  brought  to  love  thee, 
What  jointure  could  we  make?    what's  the  per 
annum? 

Con.  Have  you  done  yet  ? 

Ala.  'Tis  not  impossible 

You  may  have  a  catalogue  of  towns  and  leaguers  ; 
The  names  of  bridges  broken  down,  your  nose 
In  time  may  keep  them  company  in  landscape : 
You  will  tell  of  bulwarks,  barricados,  forts, 
Of  outworks,  half  moons,  spurs,  and  parapets, 
Of  turnpikes,  flankers,  cats  and  counter-scarps  ? 4 
These  things  will  hardly  pawn  with  Jew  or  Christian. 
But  I'll  come  closer  to  you :  you  may  have 
In  ready  wounds  some  twenty,  I'll  admit, 
And,  in  diseases,  can  assure  her  forty  ; 
This  will  not  do  :  she  cannot  eat  a  knapsack, 
Or  carry  baggage,  lie  in  your  foul  hut, 
And  roast  the  pullen,  for  whose  precious  theft 

4  Of  turnpikes,  flankers,  cats  and  counter-scarps;']  By  turn- 
pikes, probably,  are  meant  the  revolving  bars  placed  to  prevent 
horses  from  breaking  into  the  foot-way;  and  by  cats,  the 
pointed  spikes  thrown  on  the  road  to  check  the  advance  of 
cavalry  t — but  this  perhaps  is  too  gravely  taken,  as  he  is  evi- 
dently sporting  with  military  terms.  For  counter-scarps,  the  old 
copy  reads  counter-scarfs.  And  here  too,  it  may  be  right. 


Sc.  II.]  HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          17 

You  and  the  gibbet  fear  to  be  acquainted. 
If  you  return  into  your  wholsome  country, 
Upon  your  honourable  wooden  legs, 
The  houses  of  correction  have  but  thin 
Accommodations,  nor  the  hospitals. 

Con.  It  does  appear  by  all  this  impudence, 
And  little  wit  pilfer'd,  and  put  together, 
You  do  not  know  me. 

Ala.  Cry  you  mercy,  sir. 
You  are  a  great  field-officer,  are  past 
These  petty  things  ;  but  if  these  times  preserve 
Their  smooth  complexion,  it  will  not  be 
Ten  hundred  thousand  pistols  to  a  stiver, 
But  you  may  run  this  gantlope  once  again. 

Con.   You  imagine  you  have  slung  me  now,  and 

that 

I  think  myself  concern'd  in  this  keen  character. 
I  tell  thee,  wretched  thing,  thou  dost  not  reach 
A  soldier  ;  'tis  a  name  three  heavens  above 
Thy  soul  to  understand,  and  'twere  a  sin 
Would  lessen  our  own  worth,  to  make  thee  know  it. 
You  are  a  courtier. 
Ala.  Very  good. 
Con.  Nay,  rather, 

A  very  impious  one  ;  you  shall  confess  it, 
Or  1  will  cut  your  throat ;  this  is  no  canting. 
Ala.  Very  fine ! 

Con.  Nay,  we  know  you  are  a  fine  gentleman, 
A  taffeta-satin-plush-embroidered- 
Laced-scarlet-tissue-cloth-o'- bodkin-devil. 
Pride  is  thy  meat  and  drink,  thy  library, 
And  thy  religion  ;  thy  new  clothes  only 
Bring  thee  to  church,  where  thou  dost  muster  all 
The  fashions,  and  the  trinkets,  to  the  last 
New  button,  upon  which  thy  conscience  sits, 
And,  as  the  devil  guides  it,  dost  condemn, 
Or  save  the  people  ;  that  done,  not  the  windows 
'Scape  thee,  for  thou  wilt  quarrel  with  the  pictures, 


18          HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.     [Act  I. 

And  find  fault  with  the  Apostles,  for  not  having 
A  better  tailor :  these,  sir,  are  your  virtues, 
Your  high,  and  holiday  devotions  ! 
What  moral  vices  follow  in  the  week 
Is  best  known  to  the  devil,  your  close  friend , 
That  keeps  the  catalogue  ;  yet  one  touch  of  them  : 
Thy  lust  has  no  bounds ;  when  thy  blood's  afire, 
Thou  leap'st  all  like  a  satyr,  without  difference 
Of  kindred,  or  acquaintance  ;  and  were  those 
But  summon 'd,  whom  thy  body  hath  infected, 
They  would  stuff  an  hospital,  and  outstink  the 
pest-house. 

Ala.  And  yet  I  walk  upon  these  poor  supporters. 

Con.  How  long  the  surgeon  knows. 

Ala.  These  all  my  faults? 

Con.  No ;  those  are  but  thy  peccadilloes. 
Thy  malice  is  behind ;  thou  wilt  not  take 
A  bribe  t'  undo  a  nation,  sell  thy  countrymen 
To  as  many  persecutions  as  the  devil, 
Or  Dutchmen,  had  invented  at  Amboyna  ! 
With  all  this  stock  of  villainy,  thou  hast 
An  impudence — 

Ala.  I'll  hear  no  more. 

Con.  A  little  I'll  entreat  you  ;  all  is  but 
A  preface  to  your  beating,  which  must  follow  ; 
Your  tribe  will  bear  it. 

Ala.  Then  have  at  you,  sir.    [They  make  a  pass. 

Con.  You  are  very  nimble,  courtier. 

Ala.  As  you  see. 

Con.  Good  monsieur  quicksilver, 
You  may  be  fix'd. 

Ala.  And  your  arrears  be  paid. 

[Another  pass ;  Ala.  is  thrown  down,  and 
disarmed. 

Con.  What  think  you  now  ? 

Ala.  It  is  your  fortune,  sir. 

Con.  You're  at  my  mercy  ;  ask  your  life. 

Ala.  I  scorn  it. 


Sc.  II.]  HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          19 

Con.  I'll  kill  you  then. 

Ala.  A  boy  may  do  as  much 
At  this  advantage. 

Con.  Will  you  not  ask  your  life  ? 

Ala.  No ;  'tis  not  worth  it. 

Con.  An't  be  not  worth  your  asking,  'tis  not  worth 
My  taking  at  this  posture.  There's  your  weapon  ; 
Rise,  use  it  again. 

Ala.  It  shall  be  thus  to  render  it. 
Though  I  was  not  so  base  to  beg  my  life, 
Yet,  since  you  have  given  it  me,  I  scorn  to  em- 
ploy it 
'Gainst  one  that  was  the  master  on't. 

Con.  This  is  gallantry. 

Ala.  You  taught  it  first. 

Con.  In  spite  of  all  the  widows  in  the  world, 
We  will  be  friends. 

Ala.  I  meet  it,  colonel. 

Con.  And  for  the  lady  Mammon — 

Ala.  We'll  take  our  chance. 

Con.  A  match !  now  let  us  to  the  tavern. 

[Exeunt. 


ACT  II.     SCENE  I. 

A  Room  in  Mammon's  House. 
Enter  FULBANK  and  PHANTASM. 

Phan.  I  think  I  have  brought  your  business  well 
about,  sir. 

Ful.  Thou  hast  oblig'd  me  everlastingly. 
Nay,  nay,  be  covered  ;  thou  art  my  best  friend. 

Phan.  It  was  but  justice  to  advance  your  merit 
With  all  the  rhetoric  I  had,  for  where 
In  prudence  could  my  lady  Mammon  place 


20         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  II. 

Herself  with  more  advantage  to  her  fame  ? 
A  widow  of  a  thousand  pound  per  annum, 
With  some  few  present  bags  of  musty  gold, 
Old  plate,  and  hungry  household-stuff,  would  serve 
The  country  well  enough. 

Ful.  Excellent  Phantasm  ! 

Phan.  Wherethe  report  of  building  a  free-school, 
And  now  and  then  an  alms-house  for  old  women, 
With  five  teeth  and  a  half  among  sixteen, 
Would  make  a  mighty  noise,  and  the  poor  hinds 
Wonder  there's  so  much  money  left  in  nature. 
The  city  is  Her  only  sphere  of  glory. 

Ful.  Right !  very  right ! 

Phan.  Here,  my  lady  Mammon — 
Your's  now,  as  things  are  ordered, — 

Ful  Good. 

Phan.  May  have  high  and  noble  ways  to  employ 

her  treasures. 

Do  things  above  the  vulgar  admiration  ; 
Surround  the  city  with  a  wall  of  silver, 
Transmute  dull  Leaden-hall  to  gold,  rebuild 
The  great  cathedral  of  St.  Paul's  with  porphyry, 
And  clap  so  bright  a  spire  upon't,  shall  make 
The  seaman  afar  off  wonder  what  new 
And  never-setting  star  heaven  hath  created,. 
To  make  the  day  eternal  in  this  island. 

Ful  My  own  Phantasm  ! 

Phan.  There  is  no  end,  sir,  of  her  wealth.  If  you 
Have  but  the  patience  to  spend,  you  may 
Outdo  the  Roman  luxuries. 

Ful  I'll  give  thee  my  gold  chain. 

Phan.  Oh,  no,  it  may  do  you  better  service,  sir, 
'Bout  your  own  neck  hereafter.     For  all  this 
Infinite  treasure  that  she  brings  you,  sir, 
What  jointure  do  you  make  her?  you  are  mortal. 

Ful  I  have  thought  of  that ; 
I  will  secure  my  whole  estate  upon  her, 
Beside  her  own  ;  I  have  no  kindred  that 


So.  L]    HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          21 

I  care  for,  they  are  poor  ;  and  as  my  pride, 
While  I  am  living,  will  not  look  upon  them, 
At  death  it  will  be  wisdom  to  forget  them. 

Phan.  It  would  endear  my  lady  much,  if  you 
Surprise  her  with  this  act,  before  she  think  on't ; 
I  would  have  you  do  things  gallantly. 

Ful  You  shall 
Give  the  direction  to  my  counsel. 

Phan.  His  name? 

Ful.  A  very  honest,  able,  eminent  person, 
One  master  Traverse.     See  it  done  yourself. 

Phan.  My  lady  will  take  it  well,  without  all 
doubt,  sir. 

Ful.  But  shall  I  engage  your  trouble? 

Phan.  "Tis  an  honour  ; 
I'll  give  him  order  to  despatch  all  presently. 
He  is  a  very  honest  man,  you  say  ? 

Ful.  He's  right ;  I  know  him  intus  et  in  cute. 

Phan.  My  lady,  sir !     Leave  things  to  me. 

Enter  MAM  WON. 

Ful.  My  most  divine  Aurelia ! 

Mam.  Dear  master  Ful  bank, 
I  have  no  happiness  but  in  your  presence. 
When  shall  the  work  be  perfect? 

Ful.  I  vvas  considering, 
It  would  become  the  glory  of  my  bride, 
To  have  some  state  and  triumph  at  our  marriage; 
I  know  the  city  will  expect  we  should 
Accept  some  entertainment,  perhaps  pageants, 
And  speeches,  to  congratulate  our  nuptial. 

Mam.  'Twill  please  me  much. 

Phan.  There  may  be  prejudice  in  these  delays. 

Ful.  Oh,  sir,  the  state  is  all. — What  thinks  your 

ladyship? 

We  will  have  tilting  too,  and  feats  of  chivalry 
At  court,  where  I'll  defend  my  Aurelia  princess, 
In  the  gilt  armour  that  I  mustered  in, 


22          HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  II. 

And  the  rich  saddle  of  my  own  perfuming. 
I'll  have  my  squires,  my  plumes,  and  my  devices, 
And  with  my  lance  encounter  the  whole  Mirror 
Of  Knighthood,  and  compel  the  foreign  princes 
To  hang  up  all  the  tables  of  their  mistresses, 
As  trophies  to  my  most  victorious  Mammon. 
Phan.  Without  some  cure,  he  will  be  mad  im- 
mediately. [Aside. 

Enter  ALA  MODS,  reading  a  letter,  followed  by  a 
Servant. 

Ala.  Present  my  humblest  service  to  Honoriu. 
Say  I  am  all  obedience  to  her  commands  ; 
Were  I  in  heaven,  this  invitation 
Would  have  the  power  to  draw  me  thence  ;  I  kiss 
Her  fairest  hand.    This  for  your  favour. 

[Gives  Serv.  money. — Exit  Serv. 
Master  Fulbank ! 

Ful.  Please  you  to  know  my  lady,  sir  * 

Ala.  If  I  mistake  not,  the  lady  Aurelia,  widow 
To  the  late  high  treasurer,  sir  Omnipotent  Mam- 
mon. [Salutes  her. 
But  are  you  master  of  this  rich  Peru  ? 

Ful.  She  will  please  to  own  me,  ha  ? 

Mam.  It  is  but  justice. 

Ala.  A  thousand  streams  of  joy  flow  in  your 

bosoms ! 

I'll  take  some  fortunate  hour  to  visit  you, 
And,  with  an  humble  lip,  print  my  devotions 
On  your  white  hand. 

Mam.  You'll  do  me  an  honour,  sir. 

Ala.  Some  high  affairs  compel  this  rude  depar- 
ture; 
But  you  have  mercy  to  excuse  your  servant.  [Exit. 

Ful.  What  heaps  of  words  some  men  have  got 

together, 
To  signify  nothing ! 

Phan.  How  do  you  like  this  gentleman  ? 


Sc.  I.]     HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          23 

Ful.  These  courtiers  are  another  sort  of  flesh-flies 
That  haunt  our  city  dames  ;  but  we  must  wink, 
Or  lose  our  charter. 

Phan.  Bless  the  Body  Politic! 

Enter  MASLIN  in  rich  clothes,  but  fantastic. 

» 

Mas.  By  your  leave,  gentlemen. 

Ful.  What  pageant's  this? 

Mas.  Where  do  you  think  I  have  been,  madam  ? 

Mam.  At  the  broker's. 

Mas.  At  the  exchange,  by  these  silk  stockings. — 
Master  usher — a  word  to  the  wise, 
If  they  will  fit  your  rolling-pin,  they're  paid  for ; 
Perhaps  the  wages  you  receive,  in  your 
Relation  to  my  lady,  will  not  find  you 
Convenient  vanities. — Now  I'm  for  you,  madam. 

Mam.  In  good  time. 

Mas.  I  wanted  but  your  hand, 
I  could  have  fitted  you  with  gloves,  but  here  are 
Some  trifles  for  the  finger  ;  you  must  wear 
This  diamond,  and  this  ruby. 

Mam.  Do  you  understand 
What  you  do,  sir  ? 

Mas.  And  here's  a  casting-net  of  pearl. 

Mam.  A  carkanet  ?  these  will  deserve — 

Mas.  Tell  not  me  of  desert,  1  hate  it  perfectly  ; 
Hang  toys  and  yellow  rubbish  that  paid  for  them ! 
How  do  you  like  my  clothes  ? 

Ful.  Sir,  I  am  concern'd  to  thank  you  for  these 
favours. 

Mas.  You! 
Prithee  away,  I  have  nothing  to  say  to  thee. 

Ful.  We  have  no  other  gratitude,  sweetheart, 
But  to  invite  him  to  our  wedding. 

Mas.  Wedding ! — Phantasm. 

Phan.  An  you  had  come  but  half  an  hour  sooner, 
This  very  shape  had  done't. 


24          HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  II. 

Mas.  Do  not,  do  not  make  me  mad  too  soon. 

Ful.  You  have  been  very  bountiful,  and  we  pray 
Your  noble  presence  at  our  festival, 
Which  we  have  deferr'd,  to  be  attended  with 
Some  triumph,  such  as  may  become  the  city, 
And  my  dear  lady's  honour. — Is't  not  so, 
My  America  ?     Look  how  the  oyster  gapes  ! 
Leave  him   to  chew  his  country  cud. — Come, 
madam.  [Exeunt  Ful.  and  Mam. 

Phan.  Sir,  I  confess — 

Mas.  And  be  hang'd  !  *  I  am  undone,  and  I  could 
cry  now. 

Phan.  Sir, 

You  have  been  at  a  great  charge  to  go  without  her ; 
Such  rings,  and  carkanet,  beside  the  cost 
Of  this  fine  habit ! — for  your  bounty,  sir,  , 
Bestow'd  on  me,  the  unworthiest  of  your  servants, 
I  have  a  gratitude,  if  you  please  to  accept  it. 

Mas.  What  is't?  a  halter  or  a  knife,  to  cure  me, 
Or  a  comfortable  poison  ? 

Phan.  'Tis  the  first 

You  nam'd,  a  most  convenient,  neatly  twisted 
Halter,  for  I  do  see  your  inclinations, 
And  shall  commend  your  fortitude  ;  beside, 
'Twill  shew  a  brave  contempt  upon  their  scorns ; 
And  who  knows  how  the  example.,  sir,  may  spread 
To  cure  some  other  madmen  that  love  widows. 
You  have  my  judgment  and  the  cord  for  nothing  ; 
Lose  not  the  nick  of  the  next  beam  you  come  at,     • 
No  way  like  this  to  be  high-constable. 

Mas.  Here,  take  my  clothes ;  I  will  be  mad, 

and  hang 

Myself  immediately — and  yet  I  will  consider, 
Till  the  air  be  a  little  warmer  ;  when  I  have 

1  ' confess — and  be  hang'd !]    is  a  proverbial  expression 

which  occurs  in  Shakspeare,  and  indeed  in  most  of  our  old  dra- 
matists, who  appear  to  have  found  some  pleasantry  in  it,  when 
applied  as  in  the  text. 


Sc.  II.]    HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.         25 

Cut  Fulbank's  throat,  'tis  but  a  hanging  afterwards. 

'Tis  good  to  be  malicious,  and  wise  ; 

Some  notable  revenge  would  be  worth  all 

My  cost,  and  then  a  fico  for  the  devil !      [Exeunt. 


SCENE  II. 

A  Room  in  Honoria's  House. — A  table,  with  a 
cabinet  upon  it. 

Enter  ALWORTH  and  ALAMODE. 

Alto.  Please  you  to  have  a  little  patience, 
I  shall  acquaint  my  lady  that  you're  come,  sir. 

Ala.  Before  you  go,  dear  sir, — I  know  your 

prudence, 

And  near  employment  with  my  lady,  has 
Endear'd  you  to  partake  some  of  her  counsels; 
You  shall  oblige  a  very  humble  servant, 
To  let  me  know  how  she  affects, — you  reach 
My  meaning, — by  what  motive  am  I  sent  for? 

Alw.  My  lady  keeps  the  key  of  her  own  cabinet ; 
But  if  you'll  have  my  judgment  on  the  scheme,  . 
I  think  my  lady  will  this  day  determine 
Her  choice ;   I  incline  the  rather  to  this  judgment, 
Because  the  colonel  is  sent  for  too. 
My  attendance  is  expected,  sir  ;  your  pardon. 

Ala.  Ha  !  music  ! 

[A  Song  loithin,  in  praise  of  a  Courtier. 
I  like  this  well. 

Re-enter  ALWORTH  with  CONQUEST. 

Alw.  My  lady  will  appear  [sir]  presently ; 
I'll  give  her  knowledge,  if  you  please. 

Con.  Your  favour,  sir, 

You  are  learned  beyond  books;  what's  your  opinion 
Of  my  lady,  in  relation  to  things  at  present  ? 
What  do  you  think  of  me? 


26          HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  II 

Alw.  My  thoughts  are  much 
Too  narrow  to  conclude  your  worth,  which  left 
An  object  for  divine  Honoria's  wisdom, 
Must  only  take  from  her  a  worthy  character 
And  j  ust  reward .  [Music. 

A  Song  within,  in  praise  of  a  Soldier. 

Con.  I  like  this  preface. 

Ala.  My  noble  colonel,  your  servant. 

Enter  HONORIA,  attended. 

Hon.  Excuse  the  trouble  that  I  give  you,  gen- 
tlemen ; 

You're  welcome,  and,  thus  knit  into  a  friendship, 
Your  persons  have  more  grace  and  shine  upon 

them. — 

Some  chairs — pray  sit.    I  see  you  both  preserve 
Your  fair  respects  to  honour,  and  I  have, 
After  some  pause,  and  serious  dispute 
Within  myself,  collected  now  at  last, 
Upon  whose  person  to  repose  myself, 
My  fortune,  and  my  fame ;  and  since  but  one, 
(Where  many  may  deserve,)  can  wear  the  garland, 
The  loser  must  content  himself  with  his  fate, 
And  wait  a  kinder  providence. 
Cn.  Tis  but  justice. 

[She  takes  a  wreath  from  the  cabinet. 
Hon.  This  wreath  of  bays,  emblem  of  victory, 
Must  crown  his  head  to  whom  I  fall  a  conquest. 
Forgive  the  ceremony. 

Con.  Oh,  'tis  very  pleasing. 

Ala.  I  like  it  well,  madam,  and  commend  your 

fancy. 
Hon.  You,  sir,  were  bred  up  in  the  school  of 

honour, 

The  court,  this  may  not  unbecome  your  temples ; 
[She  places  the  wreath  on  Alamode'shead. 


Sc.  II.]   HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.         27 

Wise  courtiers  are  the  jewels  of  a  crown, 
The  columns  and  the  ornaments  of  state; 
Fitted  with  parts,  and  piety  to  act, 
They  serve  the  power  for  justice,  not  themselves 
Their  faith  the  cabinet,  in  which  is  laid 
The  prince's  safety,  and  the  nation's  peace, 
The  oracles,  and  the  mysteries  of  empire  ; 
Men  born  above  the  sordid  guilt  of  avarice, 
Free  as  the  mountain  air,  and  calm  as  mercy. 
Born  without  eyes,  when  the  poor  man  complains 
Against  the  great  oppressor,  without  hands, 
To  take  the  bloody  price  of  man's  undoing ; 
But  keeping  at  each  sense  a  court  of  guard, 
Draws  fear  from  love,  and  teaches  good  by  exam  pie. 

Ala.  Divine  Honoria ! 

Hon.  You  must  give  me  leave 
To  try  how  it  becomes  his  brow.  [Takes  the  wreath 
from  Alamode's  head  and  places  it  on  Con- 
quest's.]— Methinks 

With  the  same  grace  it  dwells  upon  his  head. 
Does  he  not  look  like  mighty  Julius  now, 
When  he  return'd  triumphant  from  the  Gauls, 
Or  bringing  home  the  wealthy  spoils  of  Egypt, 
Pontus,  and  Africa  ?     Allow  him  but 
The  same  commands,  and  men  to  fight,  why  may  not 
His  valour  equal  what  is  fam'd  in  story, 
Achiev'd  by  the  great  souls  of  Rome  and  Carthage  ? 
A  soldier  merits  first  to  be  calPd  man, 
By  whom  not  only  courts,  but  kingdoms  flourish, 
Unto  whose  several  offices  the  world 
Owes  all  the  great  and  glorious  names  of  honour. 
How  would  the  age  grow  rusty,  and  the  soul 
Of  common  wealths  corrupt  with  ease,  and  surfeits, 
Should  not  the  sword  call  them  to  exercise, 
And  sweat  out  their  unmanly  luxuries, 
By  acting  things  worth  envy,  even  of  princes  ! 
The  honour  of  the  gown,  without  his  sword, 
Will  run  itself  into  contempt,  and  laws 


28          HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  II 

Are  not  good  made,  but  while  the  sword  secures 

them. 

The  court  must  wear  no  silk,  nor  the  proud  city 
Make  the  sea  groan  with  burden  of  her  wealth, 
Did  not  the  active  soldier,  with  expense 
Of  his  dear  blood,  expose  himself  abroad, 
Their  convoy,  and  security  at  home. 

Con.  1  am  transported. 

Hon.  Give  me  the  same  favour, 
To  let  me  look  a  little  on  this  chaplet, 
To  which  1  have  annex'd  myself  a  label. 

[Takes  off  the  wreath. 
Methinks  the  trifle  looks  as  it  had  lost 
Some  verdure  since  I  took  it  from  your  heads. 
The  courtier  and  the  soldier  both  inviting 
In  such  a  high  degree  of  merit,  hinders 
The  progress  I  should  make  ;  but,  pardon  me, 
I  shall  soon  quit  the  labyrinth. 

Con.  What's  the  meaning  ? 

Hon.  I  would  you  were  not  two,  or  that  one  had 
Less  of  desert  when  you  are  both  in  balance. 
Have  you  no  art,  gentlemen,  to  contract 
Yourselves  into  one  person  ? 

Ala.  'Tis  not  possible. 

Hon.  Think  you  so?    It  is  worth  the  experi- 
ment.— 
Come  hither,  Alworth. 

Alw.  Madam. 

Hon.  Nay,  come  nearer. — 
This  is  a  scholar,  gentlemen,  and  the  cloud 
He  wears  remov'd,  for  he's  no  more  a  servant, 
May  bring  him  into  a  civil  competition  ; 

[Places  the  wreath  on  his  head. 
Methinks  it  fits  him  :  your  opinion? 

Con.  We  are 

In  a  fair  way  to  be  ridiculous  ; 
What  think  you?— Chiaus'd  by  a  scholar! 

Ala.  Are  you  in  earnest,  madam  ? 


Sc.  III.]  HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.         29 

Hon.  I  repent  not 

The  placing  of  it  there.     In  him  do  meet 
The  courtier  and  the  soldier  ;   at  least 
He's  not  without  the  best  capacity 
Of  both  your  worths,  when  they  have   brightest 
lustre. 

Ala.  There  is  no  remedy  ; 
Would  I  had  Mammon  ! 

Hon.  Gentlemen,  stay,  and  hear  the  scholar's 
character. 

Con.  No,  thank  you,   madam,  we  have  heard 

too  much — 

Fortune  has  given  you  laurel,  and  us  willow  : 
May  your  wreath  flourish,  sir  ! 

[Exeunt  Con.  and  Ala. 

Alw.  Soul  of  my  muse  !  what  active  unknown  fire 
Already  doth  thy  Delphic  wreath  inspire ! 
O'the  sudden,  how  my  faculties  swell  high, 
And  I  am  all  a  powerful  prophecy  ! 
Sleep,  ye  dull  Caesars,  Rome  will  boast  in  vain 
Your  glorious  triumphs  ;  one  is  in  my  brain 
Great  as  all  their's,  and  circled  with  thy  bays, 
My  thoughts  take  empire  o'er  all  lands  and  seas. 
Proof  against  all  the  planets,  and  the  stroke 
Of  thunder,  I  rise  up  Augustus'  oak 
Within  my  guard  of  laurel,  and,  made  free 
From  age,  look  fresh  still,  as  my  Daphnean  tree  : 
My  fancy's  narrow  yet,  till  I  create 
For  thee  another  world,  and,  in  a  state 
As  free  as  innocence,  shame  all  poets'  wit, 
To  climb  no  higher  than  Elysium  yet ; 
Where  the  pale  lovers  meet,  and  teach  the  groves 
To  sigh,  and  sing  bold  legends  of  their  loves. 
We  will  have,  other  flights,  and  taste  such  things 
Are  only  fit  for  sainted  queens  and  kings. 
All  that  was  earth  falls  off,  my  spirit's  free, 
I  have  nothing  left  now,  but  my  soul  and  thee. 

\Honoria  takes  off  the  wreath. 

VOL.  VI.  D 


30          HONORI A  AND  MAMMON.  \_Act  II. 

Hon.  What  means  this  ecstacy?  this  was   not 

meant. 

Unless  you  use  my  favours  with  less  insolence, 
I  can  repent,  and  frown  them  back  to  nothing. 
Have  you  forgot  your  distance  ?     Can  a  smile, 
And  this  green  trifle,  forfeit  your  discretion, 
Or  make  me  less,  than  when  you  were  my  servant  ? 
I  look  you  should  be  humble  still. 

Alw.  Good  heaven ! 

What  unexpected,  most  prodigious  cloud, 
With  his  black  wings,  hath  in  a  minute  veil'd 
The  brightest  day  that  ever  smiled  upon  me  ! 
Did  not  you  place  it  here? 

Hon.  It  is  confess'd, 
As  an  encouragement  to  your  virtue,  sir, 
No  conquest  of  Honoria  ;  yet  you  triumph, 
And  make  me  blush  as  I  had  courted  you. 

Alw.  Oh,  do  not  charge  my  thoughts  with  such 

a  stain ; 

This  might  deserve  your  anger ;  and  vouchsafe  me 
The  boldness  to  say,  madam,  if  you  punish 
My  hasty  application  of  your  favours, 
You  gave  me  the  encouragement  to  be  guilty : 
It  is  a  tyranny  to  cherish  servants, 
And  punish  their  obedience. 

Hon.  But  when  flatter'd 
By  pride,  which  darks  the  soul,  you  challenge 
And  measure  the  reward  by  your  own  fancy, 
You  lose  the  noblest  recompense  of  service, 
And  merit  but  the  hire  of  common  duties  : 
'Tis  possible  that  gold  may  satisfy 
My  debt  to  your  employment. 

Alw.  Till  this  minute 

I  was  not  lost ;  but  having  heard  this,  madam, 
You  must  do  something,  like  a  miracle, 
To  save  me  now. — I  dare  contemn  your  gold ; 
And  am  compell'd  to  ask  your  justice,  what 
Action,  since  I  had  reference  to  Honour, 


Sc.  III.]  HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.         31 

Look'd  with  a  mercenary  stain  upon  it  ? 
Gold  is  a  pay  for  souls  of  dark  complexion. 
I  serv'd  you  for  yourself,  and,  since  I'm  thought 
Beneath  the  merit  of  your  smile,  I'll  make 
Myself  above  the  price  of  sordid  contracts  ; 
For  I  can  with  as  much  ease  despise  your  wealth, 
As  1  can  shift  the  air.     I  take  my  leave, 
And  can  pray  for  you  in  a  wilderness. 

Hon.  Come  back;  this  minute  every  cloud  is 

vanish'd 

That  did  present  displeasing  forms  ;  I  find 
Thy  soul  is  pure  :  forgive  this  trial ;  thou  hast 
Deserved  me  best. 

Alw.  I  dare  not  understand  you  now. 

Hon.  The  language  is  not  hard. 

Alw.  I  want  a  name,  to  call  this  blessing  by. 
Then  I  may  kiss  your  hand  ;  and  may  I  not, 
Madam,  approach  your  lip,  and  be  forgiven  ? 
Now  I  begin  to  doubt — 

Hon.  My  faith? 

Alw.  That  I  am  not  awake  ;  or,  if  I  be, 
That  I  am  short-liv'd,  and  must  soon  dissolve 
Under  this  storm  of  happiness.     Ha !  'tis  come, 
And  I  have  lost  my  courage  o'  the  sudden. 
Your  pardon,  madam,  something  gathers  here 
That  would  surprise  my  heart :  I  am  asham'd  on't. 

[Faints. 

Hon.  Who  waits  ? 

Enter  Servant. 

Contribute  your  best  help  to  his  support ; 

Convey  him  gently  to  his  chamber — 

Run  for  physicians — thy  good  genius  guard  thee. 

Alw.  [recovering .] — I  am  not  worth  your  fears. 

Hon.  And  worth  my  love. 

Alw.  That  very  word  should  cure  me. 

Hon.  I  have  been 
Too  much,  I  fear,  unkind,  to  both  our  dangers. 

[Exeunt. 
D  2 


32        HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Refill. 


ACT   III.    SCENE  I. 

A  Room  in  Traverse's  House.  —  A   Table,  with 
bottles  and  glasses. 

TRAVERSE,  seated  at  his  table,  with  books  ;  DASH 
attending. 

Trav.  Wait  at  the  door  ;  my  clients  are  so  nu- 
merous 

And  pressing  with  their  suits,  they  almost  stifle  me. 
Let  me  enjoy  the  air  of  my  own  chamber — 
I  think  I  have  lost  some  lungs  in  the  last  cause, 
Let  me  indulge  a  little  to  repair  them  : 
A  glass  of  the  Greek  wine  th'  Italian  merchant 
Presented  me,  and  let  the  Term  go  on  ; 
I'll  drive  the  law  at  leisure,  and  o'ertake  it. 

[Dash  fills  wine  into  a  glass. 
So,  so  i  this  looks  sprightly. 
Be  careful  of  this  treasure,  'tis  my  blood  ; 
Waste  not  one  drop,  upon  thy  life  I  charge  thee. 
[Dash  privately  drinks  from  the  bottle. 

Dash.  Waste,  quotha ! 
You  shall  not  prove  a  waste,  I'll  warrant  you. 

Trav.  So,  so !  remove. 

Dash.  Sir.  your  idolaters,  the  Writs,  are  come. 

Enter  Writs/ 

Trav.  The  weather's  hot ;  let  no  more  spirits  enter. 
Now,  like  the  sovereign  bee,  methinks  I  sit 
In  my  prodigious  hive,  surveying  all 
My  vving'd,  industrious  people,  bringing  honey, 
And  making  wax,  more  precious  than  a  trade 

*  Enter  Writs.]  A  cant  name,  I  suppose,  for  the  attorneys 
clerks,  who  flocked  to  his  chambers  with  fees  for  legal  advice  and 
instructions.  Here  the  clerks  of  Traverse  himself  seem  to  be 
meant. 


Sc.  I.]     HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          33 

To  both  the  Indies.     My  good  emissaries, 
And  faithful  spirits  of  the  law,  descend 
To  your  infernal  shades,  until  I  call  you. 

[Exeunt  Writs. 
Dash,  [at  the  door.~\ — A  gentleman  desires  to 

speak  with  you,  sir, 
From  the  lady  Mammon. 
Trav.  Admit  him. 

Enter  PHANTASM. 

Dash.  What  a  fine  thing  this  term  is ! 
And  what  an  ungodly  time  the  long  vacation  ! 

Phan.  Sir,  I'll  not  hold  you  long,  I  know  you 

have  business. 

There  have  passed  some  overtures  of  love  and  mar- 
riage 

Between  your  city  client,  master  Fulbank, 
And  the  mistress  that  I  serve,  the  lady  Mammon  ; 
And  you  should  draw  a  deed  to  settle  on  her 
His  whole  estate,  if  she  survived,  as  jointure — 

Trav.  I  understand  vou,  sir. 

Phan.  1  am  glad  you  do  ; — this,  sir,  is  his  desire, 
And  to  have  all  despatch'd  with  expedition. 

Trav.  Very  well. 

Phan.  But  the  reason  of  my  coming  is, 
To  desire  you,  sir,  to  let  all  this  alone. 
There  is  another  thing  that  will  concern 
You  more  materially. 

Trav.  Your  meaning  ? 

Phan.  You  are  not  married. 

Trav.  I  enjoy  a  freedom. 

Phan,  My  lady  Mammon  has  a  vast  estate, 
And  is  a  widow  ;  you  do  understand  ? 

Trav.  Her  name  is  precious  to  the  world. 

Phan.  The  world's  an  ass  :  you  look  like  a  wise 

man  ; 

You  have  a  good  face,  and  a  handsome  person 
Under  a  gown  ;  you  have  a  good  estate  too  ; 


34         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  HI. 

I  am  a  servant,  that  have  credit  with  her, 

By  my  relation  ;  and  I  have  no  mind, 

The  city  mule,  your  client  [,  sir,]  should  break 

His  back  with  burden  of  his  gold  :  in  short, 

I  wish  you  well,  and  if  you  have  the  confidence 

To  make  a  motion  for  yourself,  this  high 

And  mighty  widow  may  be  your's.     I  am  plain. 

Trav.  Say  you  so? 

Phan.  I'll  bring  her  to  you,  and  prepare  her  too. 
Have  I  been  tedious,  sir  ? 

Trav.  My  better  angel ! 

Phan.  Legions  attend  my  lady." — Trouble  not 
Your  head  why  all  this  kindness  from  a  stranger, 
I  had  a  revelation  to  do  thus ; 
.Have  a  strong  faith,  and  think  upon't:  your  servant! 
If  within  half  an  hour  she  visit  you, 
Think  it  no  dream,  and  thank  me  afterwards ; 
Now  leave  your  wonder,  and  be  wise.  [Exit. 

Trav.  Can  this  be  true  ?  'tis  not  impossible. 
This  is  a  pretty  vision.     Would  I  had  her  ! 
If  she  appear,  I  may  believe,  and  prosper. 

Enter  MA  SUN. 

Dash.  The  tide  is  coming  in. 
Master  Maslin,  the  high-constable,  a  good  man, 
And  full  of  causes. 

Trav.  What  intrusion's  this? 

Mas.  I  have  given  a  sop  to  Cerberus,  your  door- 
keeper. 

Trav.    Oh,  master  Maslin,  you  are  become  a 
stranger. 

Mas.  'Tis  not  for  want  of  love  to  be  at  law. 
Your  worship  knows  I  am  apt  to  trouble  you, 
And  the  whole  county  where  I  live. 

Trav.  Your  business  ? 

*  Legions  attend  my  lady  /]    Phantasm  is  punning  on  the 
word  angel,  the  name  of  a  coin. 


Sc.  I.]     HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          86 

Mas.  Sir,  it  is  extraordinary,  and  I  desire, 
Beside  your  learned  worship's  fees,  to  pay 
For  expedition. 

Trav.  You  speak  reason. 

Mas+>\  do  abound  in  reason.     Look  you.,  sir, 

[Shews  gold. 

'Tis  all  of  this  complexion  ;  here's  a  piece 
For  every  day  till  the  next  Term  begin, 
And  two  for  every  day  it  lasts. 

Trav.  Have  a  care  of  your  health,  good  sir. 

Mas.  And  you  of  your  spectacles. 

Trav.  What  must  I  do  for  this  ? 

Mas.  Do  ?  you  must  undo 
A  friend  of  mine. 

Trav.  A  friend? 

Mas.  We  are  all  friends  in  law,  sir. 
Never  did  man  suffer  so  fast  an  injury, 
And  therefore  take  him  to  your  legal  malice. 

Trav.  Has  he  kilPd  your  father  ? 

Mas.  Worse,  [sir,]  worse ! 

Trav.  Made  a  whore  of  your  sister? 

Mas.  Worse  than  that. 

Trav.  Ravish'd  your  wife  ? 

Mas.  Worse  than  all  that,  and  yet  this  comes 

the  nearest ; 

He  has  cheated  me  of  my  wench ;  a  widow,  sir, 
That  has  more  money  than  all  your  profession 
Has  got  since  the  dissolution  of  the  abbies. 
In  short,  this  is  the  case  :  Fulbank,  the  city  gulf, 
Has  swallowed  my  lady  Aurelia  Mammon. 

Trav.  O,  cannibal ! 

Mas.  Devour'd  my  widow,  wife 
That  should  have  been  ;  this  man  I  hate,  this  man 
Must  be  undone,  and  there's  part  of  the  money. 

Trav.  The  lady  Aurelia  Mammon  ? 

Mas.  That  very  polecat ;  but  I  must  tell  you,  sir, 
They  are  not  married  yet ;  if  you  have  now 
A  dainty  devil  to  forbid  the  banns — 


36         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  III. 

Trav.  Although  this  be  a  case,  more  pertinent 
To  the  court  ecclesiastical,  yet  let  me 
Consult  my  lawgiver.  [Turns  his  books. 

Mas.  Sir,  so  1  may 

Be  [but]  reveng'd,  I  stand  not  much  upon't 
Who  has  this  Mammon;  let  the  devil  take  ner, 
Or  your  worship  take  her,  'tis  all  one  to  me. 

Trav.  Hum  !  I  shall  stretch  a  point  of  law  for 

you. 

You  shall  have  your  desire  ;  I  do  expect 
Her  presence  instantly. 

Mas.  Is  that  a  conjuring  book1?    Expect  her  in- 
stantly ! 

[Trav.]  Now  I'll  pronounce  you  master  of  your 

wishes, 
For  you  shall  have  — 

Mas.  The  widow  ? 

Trav.  What  is  sweeter  than  the  widow  ; 
You,  sir,  shall  have  revenge  ;  and,  master  Maslin. 
To  vex  him  more,  (do  you  observe?)  I  will  have 

the  widow 
Myself. 

Mas.  You  will  !  and  what  shall  I  have  ? 

Trav.  Sir,  you  shall  have  revenge,  revenge,  the 


Of  flesh  and  blood,  life  and  delight  of  nature, 
The  poor  man's  luxury,  and  the  rich  man's  bath, 
Above  all  wealth  or  widows,  sir.    Master  Maslin, 
I'll  tame  his  blood,  and  his  estate  by  law, 
While  you  shall  crack  your  spleen  with  mirth  and 

laughter, 

And  wonder  at  my  subtil  arts  to  vex  him. 
Mas.  All  this  is  reason. 
Trav.  This  shall  be  done  by  law  for  the  high- 

constable. 


Sc.  L]    HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  37 


Enter  MAMMON. 

Mas.n  The  lady's  come, — this  gentleman 
Has  studied  the  black  art.  [Aside. 

Trav.  Do  you  withdraw,  and  leave  me  opportu- 
nity 
To  wind  the  widow  up. 

Mas.  Behind  the  hangings. 

[He  conceals  himself. 

Trav.  Vouchsafe  your  servant  touch  your  hand ; 

your  lip 
Is  an  ambition  more  becoming  princes. 

Mam.  I  am  not  proud,  where  fair  salutes  invite 

me. 
I  come  to  give  you  a  little  trouble,  sir. 

Trav.  Madam,  command  me,  to  the  extent  of  all 
My  faculties. 

Mas.  [peeping  out.~\ — His  faculties !   that  will 

carry  her ; 

She  is  a  glittering  fairy,  but  he'll  conjure  her. 
Stay,  if  he  takes  this  prize,  what  shall  I  have 
For  all  my  expenses  ?  that's  considerable. 
Oh,  I  shall  have  revenge,  he  says ;  the  widow 
Were  much  the  better  ;  but  we  must  be  ruled 
By  our  learned  counsel. 

Mam.  You  have  order  from 
A  gentleman  of  the  city,  master  Fulbank, 
To  draw  up  writings,  sir — 

Trav.  A  jointure,  madam  ; 
But  I  receiv'd  a  countermand. 

Mam.  From  whom  ? 

Trav.  From  providence,  that  would  not  suffer 

such 

An  excellent  lady  to  be  lost,  and  thrown 
Among  the  city  rubbish. 

Mam.  Do  you  know  master  Fulbank,  sir? 


38        HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  \Aci  III. 

Trav.  As  much. 

As  I  do  wonder  at  his  impudence, 
And  saucy  ambition,  with  his  mean  deserts, 
To  look  at  such  a  blessing.     Your  fortunes 
Are  worth  your  preservation  ;  and  a  man, 
Whose  art,  and  serious  knowledge  in  the  world, 
May  fence  it  in  from  a  rapine,  and  that  greater 
Enemy  to  an  estate,  profusion. — 
Excuse  my  plainness,  madam. 

Mam.  'Tisatruth. 

Trav.  Can  you  vouchsafe  your   smile  upon  a 

servant, 

To  whose  faith  and  care  you  safely  may  commit 
A  treasure  of  more  value  than  the  world? 
Yourself?  in  me  behold  him,  madam,  one 
That  would  devote  his  soul  a  sacrifice, 
To  be  for  ever  burning  in  those  beams ; 
There  is  no  law  but  in  your  breast,  your  lips 
Preserve  the  nation's  oracle. — 

Mam.  This  language 
Doth  taste  too  much  of  poetry  ;  take  heed,  sir. 

Trav.  If  this  dislike  you,  madam,  I  can  court 

you 

In  a  more  legal  way,  and  in  the  name 
Of  love  and  law  arrest  you,  thus.    [Embraces  her. 

Mam.  Arrest  me  ? 

Trav.  And  hold  you  fast  imprison'd  in  my  arms, 
Without  or  bail  or  mainprize. 

Mam.  This  does  well. 

Trav.  I  can  do  better  yet,  and  put  in  such 
A  declaration,  madam,  as  shall  startle 
Your  merriest  blood. 

Mam.  1  may  put  in  my  answer. 

Trav.  Then  comes  my  replication,  to  which 
You  may  rejoin — Curratlex! 
Shall  we  join  issue  presently? 

Mas.  He'll  have  her, 
Se  defendendo. 


Sc.  I.]    HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          39 


Re-enter  PHANTASM  behind,  with  FULBANK. 

Phan.  What  do  you  think  of  this,  sir? 
Ful.  They  are  very  familiar. 
Mas.  [peeping out'] — Tis  he  !  the  very  he! 
Come,  as  my  heart  could  wish,  to  his  vexation. 
Phan.  Is  this  the  honest  gentleman  you  trusted, 


sir 


Trav.  Who  attends  ? 

Re-enter  Writs. 

Ful.  My  passion  stifles  me. 

Mas.  Are  you  come, 

My  delicate  devils,  cut  out  in  wax  ?     Let  him  not 
Approach  too  near ;  he  can  take  measure  of 
His  forehead  at  this  distance. 

Phan,  These  were  my  fears  ;  marriage  had  made 

sure  work ; 
I  was  against  your  stay  for  tilts,  and  triumphs. 

Mam.  'Tis  master  Fulbank. 

Ful.  [coming forward.] — Would  any  strumpet 
vex  an  honest  man  thus  ! 

Mam.    Strumpet !   you  shall  have  fuel  to  this 
jealousy. 

Mas.    Excellent  pigeons!    admirable  spiders! 
Ha,  ha,  ha ! 

Ful.  I'll  be  revenged. 

Trav.   Currat  lex  !       [Exeunt  Trav.  and  Mam. 

Phan.  Excuse  me,  sir,  I  must  follow  the  law. 
[Exit. —  The  Writs  enclose  and  dance  round  Ful. 

Mas.  [coming  forward^ — -Joy,  master  Fulbank, 
And  a  whole  bundle  of  babies  ;  ha,  ha,  ha ! 
Your  wedding-day  was  notably  deferr'd, 
To  be  attended  with  more  ceremony, 
And  such  an  anti-masque  of  sucking  devils. 
He  looks  like  the  pyed  piper  in  Germany, 


40        HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  III. 

That  undertook  to  cure  the  town  of  rats  ; 
And  now  the  fry  of  vermin  dance  about  him. 
I  am  left  to  chew  my  country  cud,  an  ass, 
A  ridden,  empty-pated,  sordid  coxcomb  : 
You  do  command  in  chief  o'er  cuckolds'  sconce 
Or  haven,  to  which  all  the  tups  strike  sail, 
And  bow  in  homage  to  your  sovereign  antlers. 
Most  high  and  mighty  half-moon,  prince  of  beccos!1 
And  so  I  kiss  your  hoof.  [Exeunt  Mas.  and  Writs. 

Ful  Well! 

If  there  be  money  and  malice  in  the  city, 
Expect  a  black  revenge  upon  you  all.  [Exit. 


SCENE  II. 

A  Room  in  lady  Mammon's  House. 

Enter  PHANTASM. 

Phan.  My  nimble  lawyer  thinks  he  has  got  my 

lady, 

And  hugs  his  happiness ;  my  next  work  shall  be 
To  spoil  his  practice :  mischief  is  my  office. 

Enter  ALAMODE. 

Most  noble  Alamode. 

Ala.  My  old  acquaintance  ! 

Phan.  I  am  proud  that  you  will  own  me,  sir, 
your  creature. 

Ala.  When  is  this  day  of  triumph  in  the  city, 
For  high  and  mighty  Fulbank,  and  your  lady's 
So  much  expected  marriage  ? 

Phan.  At  the  Greek  calends. 
My  lady  has  left  the  alderman  already  : 
He  may  now  change  his  heraldry,  and  give 

1  prince  of  beccos.]  i.  e.  of  cuckolds.     Sconce,  which 

occurs  just  above,  is  the  old  military  term  for  a  petty  fort. 


Sc.  II.]   HONORIA  AND  MAMMON,          41 

In's  coat,  an  armed  beast,  at  the  new  bull-ring, 
In  a  field  dirt. 

Ala.  Whither  is  she  gone,  prithee  ? 

Phan.  To  Traverse,  sir,  who  has  yet  no  term  for 

life. 
Your  hopes,  I  guess,  thrive  in  the  fair  Honoria. 

Ala.  She's  a  haggard  too. 

Phan.  Possible? 

Ala.  She  has  gulFd  us  learnedly, 
And  took  the  scholar  ;  in  few  months  you'll  hear 
Her  brought  to  bed  of  philosophy.     She's  gone, 
And  1  may  as  soon  hope  to  retrieve  thy  lady. 

Phan.  My  lady  !  with  your  pardon,  gentle,  sir, 
Can  you  find  in  yourself  any  warm  thought, 
Or  meaning  to  my  lady  ? 

Ala.  Could  I  wish 
To  live,  and  look  at  happiness  ? 

Phan.  You  have  been 
A  noble  patron  to  me. 

Ala.  What  canst  thou  do  ? 

Phan.  Do !  I  can  do  the  office  of  a  gentleman  ; 
And  you  shall  go  your  part,  and  perhaps  owner. 

Ala.  Make  me  so  happy. 

Phan.  I'll  conduct  you  ; 
You  come  i'  the  opportunity.  [Exeunt. 

SCENE   III. 

A  Room  in  Traverse's  House. 

Enter  TRAVERSE. 

Trav.  My  stars  conspire  to  make  me  a  full  hap- 
piness. 

Since  Fame  spread  my  intended  marriage 
With  lady  [Aurelia]  Mammon,  methinks  the  people 
Look  on  me  with  another  face  of  fear 
And  admiration  :   in  my  thoughts  I  see 
Myself  already  in  the  throne  of  law, 


42         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  III. 

In  which  the  petty  purples  wait,  dispe[n]sing, 
As  I  incline  to  frown  or  smile,  the  fate 
Of  trembling  mortals. 

Enter  PHANTASM. 

Phan.  He  is  return'd.  [Aside. 

Trav.  Where  is 

Thy  lady?  thou  art,  1  observe,  her  favourite, 
And  must  be  mine. 

Phan.  She's  in  her  chamber,  sir. 

Trav.  Come,  I  will  have  it  so ;   thou  art  too 
humble. 

Phan.  'Tis  a  becoming  duty.     My  ambition 
Will  be,  to  observe  the  wonder  of  your  happiness, 
And  how  you'll  rise  to  greatness  and  to  glory, 
By  matching  with  my  lady. 

Trav.  You  are  not 
A  stranger  to  her  closet;  it  will  be 
An  engagement  to  acquaint  me  with  her  temper. 

Phan.  She  is  a  woman,  sir — but  you  are  wise. 

Trav.  Nay,  nay,  I  must  know  her  nature. 

Phan.  'Tis  very  gentle  ;  she  is  angel  gold, 
And  you  may  bend  her4  as  you  please  ;  she  is 
A  teeming  lady  too. 

Trav.  What  children? 

Phan.  All 

Provided  for ;  they  will  not  trouble  you  ; 
She  has  a  thousand  friends. 

Trav.  Thou  art  kind  ;  proceed — 

Phan.  You  are  a  gentleman, 
Whose  wisdom  I  may  trust,  I  should  not  use 
This  freedom  else. 

Trav.  Thou  may'st  tell  me  any  thing. 

Phan.  She  loves  to  be  abroad,  and  to  disperse 
Her  shine  upon  some  persons  that  adore  her, 

4  —  she  is  angel  gold, 

And  you  may  bend  her,  &c.]    Phantasm  alludes  to  the  fineness 
of  the  gold  of  which  this  coin  was  made.  It  is  noticed  by  others. 


Sc.  III.]  HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.         43 

That's  all  her  fault ;  she  will  not  be  confin'd,  sir ; 
And  how  the  softness  of  your  nature  will 
Consent,  to  keep  her  under  lock  and  key — 

Trav.  Umph  !  if  she  be  so  volatile,  I  must 
Hang  weight  upon  her,  'twill  be  necessary. 
Retain  thy  wisdom,  and  observe  my  lady* 

Phan.  It  is  my  duty,  sir.  [Exit. 

Enter  a  Doctor. 

Trav.  My  noble  client ! 

Doc.  I  have  not  leisure  to  ask  how  go  causes. 

Trav.  Your's  will  be  heard  the  first  day  of  the 
Term. 

Doc.  I  build  upon  your  care. 

Trav.  You  may  be  confident. 
Neglect  my  doctor !  to  whose  care,  and  art, 
I  owe  my  lungs,  and  life. 

Doc.  Oh,  you  are  pleasant ; 
But  I  am  now  engaged,  and  shall  desire 
I  may  be  excus'd.     You  know  my  lady  Honoria? 

Trav.  She  is  not  sick  ? 

Doc.  No;  but  a  gentleman, 
Whom  she  declares  most  precious  to  her,  is 
(F  the  height  of  expectation,  and  fair  hopes 
To  have  been  her  husband,)  desperately  fall'n  sick ; 
And,  now  I  think  on't,  'tis  my  wonder  you 
Made  no  addresses  timely  to  that  lady. 
Men  that  are  eminent  in  law  are  wont 
To  be  ambitious  of  Honour. 

Trav.  Oh,  sir, 
It  is  a  maxim  in  our  politics, 
A  judge  destroys  a  mighty  practiser ; 
When  they  grow  rich,  and  lazy,  they  are  ripe 
For  honour. 

Doc.  You  have,  sir,  a  swelling  fortune. 

Trav.   I  have  Mammon,  I  think,  and,  for  my 

own  part, 
Can  easily  consent  to  accept  of  lordship. 

Doc.  If  this  man  take  the  toy,  and  die,  she's  worth 


44         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  III. 

Your  thoughts,  my  learned  in  the  laws.     I  wish, 
Sir,  I  could  serve  you.  [Going. 

Trav.  Nay,  nay,  prithee,  doctor. 

Doc.  The  gentleman  may  suffer. 

Trav.  If  he  die, 

You  and  I  shall  be  friends;  I'll  not  engage  you 
To  poison  him. 

Doc.  You  have  more  justice. 

Trav.  Yet, 

I  should  not  break  my  heart,  if  he  were  dead, 
And  the  fair  lady  mine.     I  know  not,  but 
This  very  mention  of  her,  at  this  nick 
Of  time,  when  her  delight  is  taking  leave, 
Hath  a  strange  operation  in  my  fancy : 
You  know  my  constitution ;  I  may  want 
Your  aid,  but  honourably. 

Doc.  You  shall  command  it. 

Trav.  Then 
I'll  to  her  instantly,  and  bear  you  company. 

Doc.  You  can  pretend  no  visit,  being  a  stranger. 

Trav.  No,  I  will  go  under  the  notion  of 
Your  friend,  and  fellow  doctor,  one  o'  the  college. 

Doc.  You  may  do  so. 

Trav.  I  need  not  shift  my  habit. 

Doc.  And  what  then  ? 

Trav.  Observe,  and  see  the  motions  of  my  lady ; 
Who  knows  but  I  may  feel  her  pulse  ?  I  prophesy 
Something  will  follow  fortunate.     If  I  thrive, 
Thou  shaltbe  king  of  Cos/mylearn'd  Hippocrates, 
And  I  will  be  thy  servant. 

Doc.  'Tis  too  early 
To  court  her. 

Trav.  'Tis  a  fault  of  modesty 
In  men  to  think  so.     Women  are  no  fools  ; 
And  howsoe'er  they  bridle  it,  'tis  providence 
To  entertain  new  comforts.     I  have  heard 
A  modest  gentleman  say,  that  made  his  love 

king  of  Cos,']     It  may  be  just  necessary  to  observe, 

that  Cos  was  the  birth-place  of  this  celebrated  physician. 


Sc.  III.]   HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.         45 

Known  to  a  lady  ere  her  husband's  flesh 

Was  cold  i'  the  crust,  I  mean  new  coffin'd  up  ; 

But  he  had  a  repulse  ;  the  answer  was, 

He  came  too  late  ;  the  widow  had  been  promis'd 

The  day  before. 

Doc.  If  you  be  so  resolv'd, 
I'll  wait  upon  you,  sir. 

Trav.  The  rest  to  my  kind  stars.     Come,  we'll 
take  coach.  [Exeunt. 


SCENE  IV. 

Another  Room  in  the  Same. 
Enter  MAMMON,  ALAMODE,  and  PHANTASM. 

Mam.  Presume  to  lock  me  up  \    thou  hast  my 

jewels  ; 
I'll  leave  him  instantly. 

Ala.  He  fears  his  tenure, 
And  would  secure  your  ladyship  from  starting  ; 
But  this  doth  very  well  become  your  prudence, 
To  quit  the  house  ere  he  improve  his  interest, 
By  some  new  quirk  in  law. 

Phan.  A  noble  gentleman, 
And  one  that  honours  you  religiously. 

Mam.  You  much  oblige  me,  sir,  and  I  look  on 


Design'd  by  providence,  my  preserver  ;  we'll 
Into  th'  country  instantly. 

Ala.  Any  whither.—  Excellent  Phantasm  !  — 
I  am  your  servant,  madam,  to  wait  on  you 
Thorough  the  world. 

Phan.  I  was  born  to  make  you  — 
A  fool,  or  I  am  mistaken.  —  [Aside. 

VOL.  vi.  E 


46        HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  III. 

Enter  DASH. 

This  is  his  clerk,  and  spy  upon  your  person. 

Ala.  How  the  rascal  squints  upon  us ! 

Mam.  Tell  master  Travers, 
The  bird  is  flown  ;  commend  me  to  his  night-cap, 
I  shall  not  see  him  till  the  next  vacation  ; 
So  farewell,  penny- a-sheet !  [Exit. 

Ala.  And, dost  hear?  bid  him 
Provide  new  locks  and  keys,  and  bars  and  bolts, 
And  cap  the  chimney,  lest  my  lady  fly 
Out  at  the  lover-hole  :5  so  commend  us  to 
The  precious  owl,  your  master.          [Kicks  Dash. 

Phan.  One  token  from  me. 

[Kicks  him  ;  and  exit  with  Ala. 

Dash.  You  have  trusted  me  with  tokens  of  re- 
membrance ; 

1  would  my  master  had  received  them  in 
His  propria persona,  to  have  thank'd  you! — 
Their  toes  are  somewhat  harder  than  my  haunches  ; 
But  this  is  nothing  to  the  general  damage, 
If  our  great  lady  Mammon  be  run  from  us ; 
Which  I  believe,  as  sure  as  I  am  waking, 
And  have  been  kick'd,  the  most  convincing  argu- 
ment. 

All  our  hopes  come  to  this !  our  mighty  hopes, 
Huge  as  a  mountain,  shrunk  into  a  wart  I 
We  are  undone,  and  may  go  hang  ourselves.  [Exit. 

SCENE   V. 

A  Room  in  Honoria's  House. 

Enter  HONORIA. 

Hon.  I  was  to  blame  ;  my  curiosity 
Now  suffers  for  the  trial  of  his  virtue : 

5  Out  at  the  lover-hole.]  A  narrow  aperture  in  turrets, 
stair-cases,  &c.  to  let  in  light ;  also,  as  here,  the  opening  in  the 
chimney. 


Sc.  V.]    HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.         47 

And  he,  too  apprehensive,  when  I  chid 
The  ambition  of  his  love,  made  himself  past 
The  cure  of  my  affection. 

Enter  Doctor,  and  TRAVERSE  as  a  Doctor. 

Sir,  you  are  welcome. 

Doc.  Madam,  I  presum'd 
To  bring  another  able  doctor  with  me, 
For  his  consult,  in  case  there  may  be  danger. 

Hon.  You  have  very  much  obliged  me. 

Trav.  She  is  a  very  gallant  lady, 
In  spite  of  all  the  clouds  that  dwell  upon  her. 

Hon.  Who  waits  there  ? 

Enter  Servant. 

Shew  these  doctors  Al worth's  chamber. 

There  is  another  gentleman  within 

Of  your  profession  ;  your  cares  shall  find 

A.  gratitude  becoming  both  myself 

\nd  your  own  worth;  and  I  may  tell  you,  doctor, 

[f  it  may  give  the  least  addition  to 

iTour  cheerfulness,  in  his  you  will  preserve 

Vfy  life. 

Doc.  Madam, 
•vetain  but  your  own  virtues,  and  be  confident. 

{Exeunt  Serv.  Doct.  and  Trav. 

Hon.  Poor  Alworth  !  there  is  left  no  other  way 
To  pay  my  satisfaction  to  thy  merits, 
3ut  with  my  sorrow  for  thy  sufferings, 
\nd  what  will  be  thought  pious  to  thy  memory, 
f  Fate  translate  thee  hence. — Ha !  he  is  returned. — 

Re-enter  TRAVERSE. 

iVhat  think  you,  sir  ? 
Trav.  I  wish  he  could  sleep,  madam  ;   I  am  for 

his  sleep, 

Twould  be  a  benefit ;  truth  is,  I  much  fear  him; 
Jut 'tis  not  prudence,  (give  me  boldness,  madam,) 

E2 


48         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  \_ActUl 

To  let  this  sorrow  play  too  much  a  tyrant 

On  your  fair  cheek  :  this  shews  him  precious  to  you. 

If  the  stars,  envying  his  converse  on  earth. 

Court  him  to  their  bright  dwellings,  you  must  be 

Arm'd  with  a  noble  fortitude,  and  consent 

To  let  him  rise  a  constellation  there, 

And  not  impair  yourself;  who  were  not  meant 

To  be  snatch'd  hence,  by  over- hasty  sorrow, 

But  live  the  world's  best  ornament. 

Hon.  Did  you  say 
That  sleep  would  much  advantage  him  ?     What 

think  you 

Of  some  soft  murmurs  of  the  lute,  or  voice  ? 
I  have  heard  the  purlings  of  a  spring  will  make 
Our  senses  glide  into  a  dream  :  1  have  a  page 
Did  use  to  please  him  much.  [Exit. 

Re-enter  Doctor. 

Doc.  What  think  you  on  her? 

Trav.  I  think1?  I  cannot  think  too  much  upon 

her  ; 

But  I'll  not  leave  her  thus  ;  her  very  presence 
Is  able  to  recover  him. 

Doc.  Let  me  tell  you,  sir, 
I  find  no  danger  in  him  ;  be  then  counsell'd 
Not  to  betray  yourself:  you  find  his  temper 
Not  apt  for  your  design,  expect  a  time — 

Trav.  I  love  her  infinitely.  Mammonisablouze, 
A  deform'd  gypsy ;  did'st  e'er  see  her,  doctor  ? 
She  paints  abominably ;  eyed  like  a  tumbler  ;* 
Her  nose  has  all  the  colours  of  the  rainbow  ; 
Her  lips  are  blue,  and  her  teeth  straddle,  you 
May  pick  them  with  a  bed. staff. 

1  eyed  like  a  tumbler ;]  Like  the  dog  (a  kind  of  grey- 
hound) so  called  ;  but  what  are  his  peculiarities  of  vision  I 
know  not.  There  is  also  a  species  of  pigeon  so  named  ;  perhaps 
Traverse  means  to  say  she  was  pigeon-eyed. 


Sc.  V.]    HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          49 

Doc.  You  describe 
An  elegant  person ! 

Trav.  But  Honoria 

Has  all  perfections.  Stay  ;  what  fees  do  you  think 
I  have  had  of  you  since  our  acquaintance  ?  there's 
A  purse  of  gold  [gives  him  money. ,] — no  ceremony, 

I  am  still 

In  thy  arrears,  for  bringing  me  to  see 
This  wonder  of  her  sex. 

Doc.  You  are  not  wild. 

Trav.  Your  cause  shall  cost  you  nothing  too ; 

that  ended, 

Quarrel  with  all  the  country,  your  law's  paid  for. 
Serve  me  but  now,  I'll  be  thy  slave  forever.  [Exit. 

Doc.  I  now  suspect  the  lawyer  is  short-liv'd  ; 
Men  of  his  robe  are  seldom  guilty  of 
These  restitutions  ;  but  who  can  help  it? 
If  J  knew  any  handsome  way  to  serve  him, 
He  has  oblig'd  me.  [Exit. — Music  within. 

A  SONG. 
Re-enter  Doctor. 

Doc.  He'll  shame  us  all ; 
He's  zealously  persuading  the  poor  gentleman 
To  die  with  all  speed,  and  tells  him  stories 
Of  heaven,  what  a  fine  place  it  is,  and  what 
Excellent  company  the  angels  are  : 
What  a  base  prison  to  a  noble  soul 
The  world  is ;  nothing  right  under  the  moon, 
Or  worth  a  manly  thought ;  and  presently 
He  courts  my  lady,  and  falls  into  such  raptures 
In  her  commendation ! — the  gentleman, 
Whose  crisis  is  not  desperate,  if  I 
Have  any  judgment,  smiles  at  his  folly. — 
They're  both  here. 


50         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  III. 


Re-enter  TRAVERSE  and  HONORIA. 

Trav.  He's  a  gentleman,  whose  condition, 
And  as  he  has  relation  to  your  favours,, 
May  invite  some  passion  ;  but  you  are  wiser 
Than  to  condemn  yourself  to  solitude, 
And  for  his  absence,  to  despise  mankind. 
Be  just  for  your  own  sake,  and,  madam,  look 
Beyond  his  herse,  with  pity  on  the  living, 
'Mongst  which,  you  cannot  want  as  just  admirers, 
And  some  that  may  be  worth  your  second  thoughts. 

Hon.  What  mean  you,  sir? 

Trav.  I  mean  your  second  choice. 

Hon.  This  language  makes  your  charity  sus- 
pected. 

Doc.  You  are  too  violent ;  leave  us  awhile. 

[Aside  to  Trav.  who  goes  out. 

Hon.  Your  friend  is  full  of  counsel. 

Doc.  You  have  goodness 
To  place  an  innocent  sense  upon  his  language  ; 
I  know  he  has  much  honour  to  your  person, 
And  'tis  sometimes  as  necessary,  to 
Advise  the  living  to  preserve  their  health, 
Which  their  immoderate  sorrows  would  consume, 
As  cure  the  languishing  patient. 

Re-enter  TRAVERSE,  hastily. 

Trav.  Now,  madam, 
Your  grief  is  useless  to  him  ;  he  is  dead ! 

Hon.  Dead? 

Doc.  She  faints. 

Trav.  A  blessed  opportunity ! 
There  is  a  coach  at  door  will  hold  us  all. 
My  dearest  Esculapian,  help,  and  find 
A  boanty  will  deserve  it.  [Exeunt  with  Hon. 


Sc.  I.]     HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.        51 


ACT   IV.    SCENE   I. 

The  Street,  before  Traverse's  House. 
Enter  TRAVERSE. 

Trav.  I  have  secured  the  person  of  Honoria 
At  my  manor  in  the  country,  who  believes 
Her  A 1  worth  dead,  and  must  be  allow'd  some  time 
For  that  digestion.     I  have  made  known 
Myself,  and  the  affection  which  engag'd  me. 
But  though  my  lady  Mammon  have  a  place 
Beneath  her  in  my  thoughts,  on  better  counsel, 
I  think  it  wisdom  to  preserve  my  interest 
In  her,  already  mine  by  her  consent, 
And  the  great  plea  of  law,  possession. 
If  I  can  make  the  lady  Honoria  sure, 
She  shall  be  my  wife,  and  that  my  concubine. 
Rare!  excellent! 

Enter  DASH. 

Dash.  Oh,  sir,  you  are  welcome  home. 

Trav.  Thou  look'st  with  a  warp'd  face. 

Dash.  You  can  resolve  me : 
Is  there  no  case  wherein  a  man,  without 
Impeachment  to  his  credit  or  his  conscience, 
May  be  allow'd  to  hang  himself? 

Trav.  What's  the  matter  ? 
Thou  art  not  desperate  ? 

Dash.  I  know  not,  but 
I  find  some  inclinations  to  hemp. 
You  are  my  master ;  I  may  be  concern 'd 
To  follow  a  good  example. 

Trav.  Leave  your  fooling; 
How  does  my  lady  Mammon? 


52         HONOR1A  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  IV. 

Dash.  There's  the  business. 
My  lady  Mammon  is,  sir — 
Trav.  What  ?  what  is  she  ? 
Dash.  She  is  my  lady  Mammon  ;  yet  I  lie, 
She  is  not  mine  ;  1  would  she  were  your  worship's ! 
I  know  you  will  be  mad,  but  it  must  out — 
My  lady's  gone. 
Trav.  Ha! 

Dash.  Run  quite  away,  sir, 
With  a  glib  gentleman  came  to  visit  her, 
And  the  young  spirit  that  did  wait  upon  her. 
Without  much  ceremony,    she  would  have  your 

worship 

Provide  more  locks,  and  keys,  and  bars,  and  bolts. 
I  tell  you,  sir,  verbatim;  for  a  need, 
I  have  it  all  in  pedescript.1 
Trav.  Mammon  gone? 
Dash.  What  think  you,  sir,  of  a  Ne  exeat  reg- 

num? 
Trav.  Gone  !  my  vexation  !  no  pursuit  will  reach 

her ; 

Give  her  the  start,  and  she'll  outstrip  the  devil. 
These  things  will  turn  me  wild,  but  that's  no  cure  ; 
I  must  be  a  man  again,  and  tame  this  passion  : 
Her  loss  may  have  [a]  recompense,  if  Honoria 
Can  yet  be  gain'd  ;  my  hopes  are  full  of  blossom  ; 
I'll  return  instantly.     Come  you  along,  sir. 

Enter  Porters,  with  bags  of  money. 

What  are  these?    ha!   'tis  money!     Whence,  I 

pray, 
Comes  all  this  treasure  ? 

1  Port.  From  the  city,  sir. 

Trav.  But  whither  goes  it  ? 

1  /  have  it  all  in  pedescript.]  D^sh  is  pleased  to  be  facetious 
in  his  misfortunes  :  he  alludes  to  the  marks  of  the  kickings  re- 
ceived in  the  last  Act. 


Sc.  I.]    HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          53 

1  Port.  Do  you  not  observe 
Us  march  in  rank  and  file?  This  money  goes 
To  maintain  many  honest  gentlemen 
That  want  it,  that  will  fight,  and  do  fine  things 
For  all  our  goods ;  you  are  a  fool,  I  see, 
And  do  not  know  the  law, 

Trav.  What  law? 

1  Port.  Club  law. 

Trav.  How's  that? 

1  Port.    The  cannon   law  ;    do   I   speak  loud 

enough  ? 
The  gentlemen  behind  will  tell  you  more. 

Enter  FULBANK  and  Citizens,  other  men  waiting 
with  bags  of  money. 

Trav.  I  like  not  this  ;  let  us  to  horse  immedi- 
ately. [Exit  with  Dash. 

Ful.  'Tis  high  time  that  we  tame  the  insolence 
Of  this  long  robe  ;  these  princes  of  the  law 
Will  invade  all  our  liberties  and  fortunes. 

1  Cit.  Presume  to  take  our  lady  Mammon  from 

us! 

Ful.  And,  as  I  hear,  she's  closely  hurried 
To  a  castle  in  the  country,  made  a  prisoner. 

2  Cit.  I  should  consent  the  city  be  still  great, 
And  our  names  spread,  like  our  ambitions ; 
But  we  must  prudently2  consider  whom 

We  trust  with  our  revenge. 

Ful.  Our  mercenaries — 

Who  finds  them  buff  and  iron  ;  and  when  they 
Come  lame  and  halting  home,  who  shall  provide 

them 

Good  hospitals,  and  old  shirts  to  make  lint  of? 
When  we  please,  we  can  scatter  all  the  regiments, 
If  we  but  rein  our  purses. 

1  Cit.  I  am  clear 

a  But  we  must  prudently  consider,  &c.]    The  old  copy,  which 
is  in  a  most  woeful  state,  reads,  «'  But  we  not  prudently,"  &c. 


54         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [ActlV. 

There  is  no  other  way  to  carry  on 

The  work ;    the  sword  strikes  terror  ;    and  who 

knows,  * 

The  body  of  the  law  being  vast  and  powerful, 
Might  (if  not  timely  thus  prevented)  raise 
Considerable  strength  and  opposition  : 
But  thus  we  stifle  all,  and  having  once 
Recovered  Mammon,  we  are  princes. 
Omnes.  Princes ! 

Enter  CONQUEST  and  SQUANDERBAG. 

Squan.  Where  shall  we  dine,  colonel?  I  have  lost 
My  credit  at  the  ordinary ;  this  town, 
I  think,  is  only  situate  to  starve  in  — 
What  are  these  ? 

Con.  They  have  city  faces. 

Squan.  And  are  a  thought  too  handsome  to  be 

Serjeants  ; 
They  have  serious  eyes  upon  us,  and  move  to  us. 

Con    Would  you  with  me,  gentlemen? 

Ful.  Yes,  sir,  with  you.  [Exeunt  Ful.  and  Con. 

2  Cit.   May  I  take   boldness,  sir,  to  ask  your 
name? 

Squan.  My  name  ? 

2  Cit.  For  no  harm,  sir ;  you  are  a  soldier, 
And  I  presume  have  had  commands. 

Squan.  What  then,  sir  ? 
Keep  off. 

2  Cit.  I  come  in  friendship,  and  mean  all 
Civilities  to  your  person. 
Do  you  want  money  ? 

Squan.  Would  you  have  your  pate  broke, 
For  such  a  foolish  question  to  a  gentleman  ? 
I  do  want  money,  sir;  you  will  not  furnish  me. 

2  Cit.  Do  not  mistake  yourself. — Come  hither, 
sirrah. —  [To  one  of  the  Porters. 

Will  this  do  you  much  harm  ? 

[Gives  him  a  bag  of  money. 


Sc.  I.]     HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          55 

Squan.  Harm  !  pray  be  covered.    Miracles  !  do 

you  know 
What  you  have  done? 

2  Cit.  An  act  of  justice, 
To  call  it  charity,  would  stain  your  honour  ; 
I  look  for  no  security. 

Squan.  Not  a  note  under  my  hand  never  to  pay 

you? 

What  must  I  do  for  all  this,  sir?  whose  throat 
Would  you  have  cut  now  ?    These  fine  devils  must 
Do  something. — 

2  Cit.  Buy  you  new  clothes,  a  better  sword  ; 
The  leather  of  your  boots  are  of  two  families  ; 
You  may  want  linen  too  ;  get  fresh,  and  part 
With  bosom  friends. 

Squan.  I  have  more  stowage. 

2  Cit.  And  I'll  employ  it, — at  your  service,  sir. 
[He  gives  him  another  bag. 

Squan.  What  will  become  of  me? 

2  Cit.  Nay,  sir,  I  must  tell  you, 
You  are  like  to  have  more  of  this. 

Squan.  Has  he  no  cloven  foot  ? 
This  is  the  rarest  citizen ! 

Re-enter  CONQUEST  and  FULBANK. 

2  Cit.  Do  you  hear,  sir  ? 

We  are  making  of  our  will,  and  in  the  humour 
That  now  predominates,  that  gentleman 
May  be  the  city's  heir, 

Squan.  Were  it  not  pity  this  should  be  a  dream, 
now? 

Ful.  You  have  commission,  and  full  instructions, 
Be  sure  you  do  not  pinch  to  spare  our  purses  ; 
Our  money  grows,  we  are  feign  to  weed  the  silver ; 
Our  men  are  rank,  and  rot  upon  the  stalk 
For  want  of  cutting  ;  every  drum-stick  is 
A  lime-twig ;  they  are  mad  for  innovations. 
Pray  know  my  brother,  sir. 


56         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  IV. 

* 

Con.  I  am  his  faithful  servant.        [They  salute. 
2  Cit.  One  of  the  birds  that  keep  the  capitol ; 
Our  feathers  are  all  at  your  service,  gentlemen  : 
When  you  have  pluck'd  and  pick'd  us  well,  you 

may 

Give  order  for  our  roasting  ;  we  are  tame,  sir. 
Squan.  Beshrew  me,  an  understanding  fellow. 
FuL  We  have  no  more  to  say  ;  'tis  the  public 

cause, 

Bring  Mammon  home,  and  we  will  rout  the  laws. 
1  Cit.   And  so  we'll  pray  for  you. 
Con.  For  yourselves,  gentlemen  ;  I  do  conceive 
We  shall  do  well  enough  — 

[Exeunt  Fit  I.  Citizens,  and  Porters. 
Captain  Squanderbag, 

What  think  you  of  this  change  ?  silver  comes  in 
Upon  us  like  a  sea. 

Squan.  An  ebb  must  be  expected  :  I  hate  natu- 
rally 

This  metal  of  the  moon,  'tis  a  pale  flood  ; 
Would  I  were  in  Pactolus'  streams,  or  Tagus' 
There  were  a  lasting  element. 

Con.  What  do  you 
Think  of  these  golden  images  ? 

[Shews  him  his  gold. 
Squan.  I  honour  the  bright  sons  of  Sol. 
Con.  Pity  these  gentlemen  should   want  civil 

war, 

They  take  such  pains,  and  pay  so  heartily. 
We  have  much  to  do  o'  the  sudden. 

Squan.  This  long  peace 
Hath  made  us  tame  i'  the  world ;  let  them  now 

pay  for't. 
Con.  We  are  emergent  from  our  shades ;  let's 

rise, 

With  subtile  motion  :   treasure  makes  men  wise. 

[Exeunt. 


Sc.  II.]    HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.         57 

SCENE   II. 
The  Country. — Maslin's  House. 

Enter  PHANTASM,  MASLIN,  and  Countrymen. 

Phan.  She  has  gull'd  the  lawyer  too. 

Mas,  Most  excellent ! 
I  do  adore  her  wit ;  and  will  she  visit 
The  country,  ha1?   come  nearer. 

Phan.  I  have  repented,  sir,  my  past  neglect, 
And  made  this  satisfaction  by  my  counsel, 
Which  has  prevail'd,  and  now  she  comes  to  you, sir, 
With  pure  affection  to  yourself;  the  lady 
Mammon  is  only  your's. 

Mas.  Did  you  hear  that  ? 
The  empress  of  the  world  is  coming  hither 
To  me,  with  pure  affection  to  my  person  ; 
We  are  her  vassals. 

Phan.  'Cause  the  times  are  dangerous, 
Sir,  she  comes  private  ;  but  one  gentleman 
That  knows  not  her  design.     I  ever  thought 
You  were  born  to  be  a  great  man. 

Mas.  We'll  go  forth 
To  meet  her. 

Phan.  By  no  means,  sir;  'twas  her  desire 
You  should  be  only  thus  prepar'd :  I'll  tell  her. 

[Exit. 

Mas.  'Tis  my  happiness. 
Shall  I  be  at  last  a  dominusfac  totum  ? 
There's  Latin  for  you,  neighbours  ;  I  am  inspir'd 
With  languages,  with  all  things  ;  and  you  shall, 
The  poorest  copyholder  of  ray  tenants, 
Be  allow 'd  a  concubine. 

1  Coun.  Whew  !  then  we  shall 
Be  Turks,  sir. 

Mas.  Turks  !  the  Turk's  a  civil  gentleman. 


58         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  IV. 

2  Coun.  But  no  Christian. 

Mas.  You  are  a  fool ;  we 
Must  all  corne  to't  if  the  times  hold,  and  my 
Dear  Mammon  stay  with  us. 

1  Coun.  Bless  me  !  a  Turk  ? 

4  Coun.  Is  that  such  a  matter  ?  Why,  you,  and  I, 
And  the  best  on  us,  are  but  Turks,  if  you 
Take  us  one  way. 

1  Coun.  I  grant,  as  we  are  brethren  ; 
And  Turks  another  way,  and  worse. 

Mas.    Let  me  see,   how  shall  I  consume  my 
wealth  ? 

1  Coun.    What  think  you  of  building,  sir,   a 
church  ? 

Mas.  A  church  !  and  give  it  my  own  name,  to 

save 

A  consecration  ?—  no,  no ;  I  must  do 
Something  to  shame  the  chronicles. — Silence ! 
I'll  build  another  town  in  every  county  ; 
In  midst  of  that  a  most  magnificent  college, 
To  entertain  men  of  most  eminent  wit, 
To  invent  new  religions. 

1  Coun.  That  were  excellent ! 
We  want  religion  extremely. 

Mas.  Can  none  of  you  invent?  I  think  I  must 
Keep  men  in  pension  to  project  me  ways 
To  spend  my  gold. 

2  Coun.  Pave  all  the  high- way  with  it ; 
'Twould  be  excellent  for  travellers. 

Mas.    I'll  pave  a  street,  shall  run  across  the 

island, 

From  sea  to  sea,  with  pearl  ;  build  a  bridge 
From  Dover  cliff  to  Calais. 

1  Coun.  A  draw- bridge  ? 

4  Coun,  This  may  be  done  ;  but  I  am  of  opinion 
We  shall  not  live  to  see  it. 

Mas.  'Twill  not  be  want  of  money,  but  of  time, 
Mere  time,  to  finish  it ;  my  lady  Mammon, 


Sc.  II.]  HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  59 

Believe  it,  can  do  all  things  ;  for  your  parts, 
But  think  what  you  would  have,  1  say  no  more : 
If  she  smile  but  upon  you,  you  are  made, 
And  may  go  sleep,  and  when  you  wake,  run  mad 
With  telling  of  your  money. — Ha !  'tis  she  ! 

Re-enter  PHANTASM,  with  MAMMON  and  ALAMODE. 

I  charge  you  kneel,  and  kiss  her  hand. — 
My  lady  Mammon ! 

Ala.  How's  this  ? 

Mas.  Welcome  to  my  heart,  madam. 

Ala.  Is  my  lady  in  earnest  ? 

Mam.  You  have  done  me,  sir,  a  favour ;  I'm  at 

home, 

And  disengage  your  further  service  ;  I 
Wish  you  a  fair  retreat. 

Ala.  Do  you  hear,  madam  ? 
You  will  not  thus  reward  me,  after  all 
My  travel  and  attendance  ? 

Mam.  'Tis  my  meaning ; 
Nor  will  it,  sir,  be  safe  to  lose  much  time  ; 
These  have  a  natural  antipathy 
To  men  of  your  fine  making. 

Phan.  'TisAlamode,  the  courtier,  whom  my  lady 
Has  only  made  her  property,  to  be 
Part  of  her  convoy. 

Ala.  You  will  not  marry  him  ? 

Mam.  I  think  I  shall  not  ; 
I  must  not  be  confined  while  there  is  air, 
And  men  to  change. 

Mas.  How,  master  courtier  ? 

Phan.  They'll  toss  him  in  a  blanket. 

Mas.  As  long  as  you  please,  madam,  he  is  wel- 
come, 

And  he  shall  eat ;  if  you  frown,  he  must  vanish  ; 
Or,  I  have  cannibals  that  will  devour  him, 


60         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [ActlV. 

With  his  sword,  boots   treble-tann'd,  and  spurs 

upon  them. 

Ala.  Sure  I  dream  ;  but,  madam, 
You  will  not  play  the  cockatrice  thus  with  me? 
Mam.  If  you  will  stay,  upon  your  good  beha- 
viour, 
i  may  dispense  some  private  favour. 

Ala.  Good  ! 

Excellent  whore !  I'll  stay  to  observe  her  humour. 

[Aside 

Mas.  I'll  be  your  guide,  madam. — 
On  !  go  before,  and  bid  them  ring  the  bells  ; 
For  .bonfires,  'twill  be  time  enough  at  night 
To  burn  up  all  the  villages  about  us. 

Ala.  Indeed  it  shall  be  your's. — Sir,  you  are  too 
civil.  [Exeunt 

*. 

SCENE   III. 

The  Same. — Traverse's  House. 
Enter  TRAVERSE  and  DASH. 

Trav.  Entreat  my  lady  hither,  and  attend  her  ; 
I  did  embrace  too  much  ;  Mammon  is  lost. 
If  my  stars  prosper  my  ambition 
To  Honoria,  I  forgive  their  future  influence. 

[Discovers  treasures  and  jewels. 
Here  is  a  blaze  to  melt  a  frozen  soul ! 

Enter  HONORIA. 

Hon.   What  is  my  gaoler's  pleasure  with  his 

prisoner  ? 
Trav.  That  character  doth  wound  your  servant, 

madam  ; 

I  am  your  prisoner,  by  the  fate  of  love 
Condemn'd  to  everlasting  chains  ;  my  heart 


Sc.  II.]  HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          61 

Consumes  at  every  frown,  and  I  beg  now 
Not  to  be  happy  owner  of  that  beauty, 
Since  you  decree  my  exile,  but  to  die. 
Collect  up  so  much  terror  in  a  look, 
And  from  that  throne  of  majesty,  your  eyes, 
Dart  forth  a  flame  of  wrath  so  high,  it  may 
Turn  me  to  ashes;  I'll  submit  your  sacrifice. 

Hon.  I  have  no  thought  so  impious,  to  destroy 
A  life  that  may  be  happy,  if  you  be  not 
Your  own  tormentor. 

Trav.  Those  words  have  a  sound 
Of  mercy,  madam. 

Hon.  Cruelty  and  honour 
Are  inconsistent. 

Trav.  I  taste  heaven 
Already  ;  a  warm  stream  descends  upon 
My  timorous  heart.     Oh,  pause,  let  me  consider 
How  much  I  am  behind  in  worth,  to  know 
What  change  hath  blest  it. 
Hon.  Change ! 
Trav.  Let  me  but  touch 

Your  white  hand  [,  lady] ;  were  my  breath  the  trea- 
sure 

Of  all  the  east,  no  other  altar  should 
Have  incense ;  I  am  lost  to  find  the  sweetness. 

[Salutes,  and  offers  her  jewels,  8fc. 
For  every  smile  I  drop  a  pearl ;  these  diamonds 
Are  pale,  and  beg  a  lustre  from  your  eyes, 
Wear  them,  and  be  their  ornament:  I'll  rifle 
My  Indies  for  more  wealth  ;  and  when  I  have 
With  giving  up  my  soul,  purchas'd  a  kiss 
Of  bright  Honoria,  from  my  dust,  at  one, 
One  pitying  look  upon  me,  I  ascend, 
A  new  creation  from  your  eye. 

Hon.  What  means 

This  rapture?  what  would  all  this  passionate  noise? 
Expound  ;  I  am  still  Honoria. 
Trav.  Oh,  say  but  mine. 
VOL.  vi.  F 


62         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.   [ActW. 

Hon.  Sir,  shut  up  your  shop, 
Your  gay  temptations  will  not  take. 

Trav.  Is't  possible? 
Not  all  this  treasure  buy  one  kiss  ? 

Hon.  A  thousand, 

From  those  that  have  a  subtile  art  to  sell  them. 
Why  do  you  trifle  with  your  soul  ?  intents 
That  carry  honour  need  not  bribe  with  wealth, 
To  purchase  nothing. 

Trav.  I  can  love  you  virtuously. 

Hon.  By  that  love  be  commanded  then,  to  tell 

me, 
How  you've  dispos'd  of  Al worth's  dust?     Why 

was  I 

Surpris'd  dishonourably,  and  transported, 
Against  my  own  thoughts  and  consent,  to  this 
Unhappy  place?  and  immured  up,  like 
Some  guilty  person,  not  allow'd  the  freedom 
Of  air,  nor  to  see  heaven  at  all,  but  from 
The  narrow  limits  of  a  casement  ?     Can  you 
Interpret  this,  affection  ?  it  is  tyranny, 
That  must,  without  a  penitence,  draw  from  heaven 
A  justice,  and  fram  me,  (by  you  made  miserable,) 
A  just  contempt  of  all  your  flatteries. 

Trav.  There  are  some  men  i'  the  world  that 

would  not  think 
You  handsome  in  that  look,  and  make  you  tremble. 

Hon.  You  dare  not  be  so  impious. 

Trav.  When  my  love, 

That  courts  you  honourably,  is  scorn'd,  I  can 
Be  angry ;  had  I  wanton  thoughts  about  me, 
As  some  may  mix  with  flesh  and  blood,  you  are 
Within  my  power. 

Hon.  That  power  is  circumscribed  ; 
You  have  confined  already  this  poor  weight 
Of  dust  I  carry ;  but  if  blacker  thoughts 
Tempt  you  to  force  my  honour,  I  can  call 
Rescue  from  heaven. 


Sc.  II.]   HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          63 

Trav.  What  needs  this  bravery  ?  You  see  I  use 
No  violence,  I  court  you  to  a  bride. 

Hon.  My  vows  once  gave  me  up  a  pledge  to 

A 1  worth, 

And  my  heart,  cut  out  for  his  epitaph, 
Will  not  contain  one  character  beside. 

Trav.  I  play  myself  to  death  in  flames  unpitied. 

[Puts  up  the  jewels,  8$c. 
Resolve,  nor  look  for  tedious  considering  ; 
If  I  may  honourably  succeed  your  Al  worth, 
His  soul  had  not  a  purer  faith  to  serve  you  ; 
If  this  be  slighted —  [A  shout  within. 

Enter  DASH,  hastily. 

Dash.  Help,  help  !  we  are  all  undone  !    O,  sir, 

where  is 
Your  two-handed  sword? 

Trav.    Thou  messenger  of  horror,  what's  the 

matter  ? 
Dash.  The  castle  is  besieg'd,  and  the  beacons 

burn  blue,  sir : 

The  devil's  up  in  arms,  and  comes  against  us 
With  the  whole  posse  comitatus  I — they 
Will  pull  the  house  down;  they  have  broke  into 
The  base  court. — Heaven  protect  my  pia  mater! 
I  did  but  peep  out  of  the  garret,  and 
One  soldier  swore  a  huge  grenado  at  me. 
They  cry,  Down  with  the  laws  !  and  if  they  have  not 
Honoria,  sound  of  wind  and  limb,  they'll  cut  us, 
Sir,  into  labels.     Would  I  had  compounded 
For  any  leg,  or  my  left  arm  !  but  now, 
Now  farewell,  comely  court-hand,  and  long  dashes ! 
Do  you  not  hear  the  mandrakes  ?     What  do  you 

do,  sir? 

I'll  into  the  cellar  straight,  and  bar  the  door, 
And  if  there  be  no  remedy,  ere  they  reach  me, 
1'Jl  drink,  and  die  a  martyr. 

Trav.  I  am  blasted  !     Stay, 
There  is  a  close  contrivement  in  this  chamber : 

F2 


64        HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  IV. 

Madam,  willjou  retreat,  and  save  your  person?— 
This  way,  sirrah. 

Dash.  Do  you  think  they  will  not  smell  us  out? 

I  fear 
My  constitution  will  not  hold. 

[Trav.  and  Dash  conceal  themselves. 
[Soldiers  witkin .]  Down  with  the  laws  and  custos 

rotulorum  ; 
Fico  for  Writs  and  mouse-traps  ! 

Enter  CONQUEST,  SQANDERBAG,  FULBANK,  Captain, 
Soldiers,  and  Marshal. 

Mar.  Make  a  guard,  soldiers. 

Ful.  I  am  come,  sir,  to  see  fashions. 

Con.  You  find  us  drudging,  sir,  in  your  affairs.-— 
Captain,  I  leave  htm  to  your  entertainment,— 
That  face  deserves  a  reverence. 

lion.  'Tis  the  colonel, 
But  he  looks  more  compos'd,  and  carries  state. 

Con.  Madam.  {Takes  her  aside. 

Ful.  And  how  go  things,  my  military  friends, 
My  gallant  men  of  action  ?     You  are  now 
In  sprightly  postures,  and  become  yourselves: 
What  pity  'tis  men  of  your  noble  soul 
Should  want  employment ! 

Squan.  We  must  all  acknowledge 
Your  care  of  us, 

Ful.  I  honour'd  your  profession, 
Since  I  first  handled  arms. 

Squan.  What  service,  with  your  favour,  have 
you  seen  ? 

Ful.  Hot  service ;  I  was  knock'd  down  thrice, 

and  lost 

My  beard  at  taking  of  a  fort  in  Finsbury  ; 
And  when  I  had  my  martial  trinkets  on, 
I  thought  myself  as  brave  a  Macedonian 
As  the  best  on  them.    But  where's  the  lady  Mam- 
mon? 


Sc.  III.]  HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.         65 

Con.  [to  Hon."] — Surprised  !   and  ever  since  a 

prisoner? 

He  is  not  worth  my  passion  ;  this  room 
Has  in  your  presence  a  protection. 
I  take  your  word,  you  will  not  quit  the  place 
Without  your  servant's  knowledge,  madam  ;   but 
If  the  sly  enemy  of  your  honour  think, 
By  obscuring  his  base  head,  to  fly  our  justice, 
When  you  are  safe,  I'll  fire  the  house  upon  him. 

Dash,  [within.']  Here,  here  we  are  !  fire!  fire! 

Trav.  [ivithin.~\  Be  silent,  villain  ! 

Dash.  [within.]  Yes,  and  be  burnt  alive ! 
I  cannot  find  the  door. 

Con.  From  whence  that  voice  ? 

Dash,  [within.]  'Tis  here,  'tis  here !  1  hate  burn- 
ing, as 
I  do  the  devil,  and  a  dry  proverb. — Help  ! 

Squan.  The  lawyer's  here. 

Trav.   [within.']    Gentlemen,  use  no   violence ; 

I'll  come  forth, 
And  meet  your  fury. 

[  Trav.  and  Dash  come  from  the  closet. 

Capt.  What  are  you,  sirrah? 

Dash.  A  poor  court-hand  practiser. 

Capt.  The  choice  is  given,  whether  thou  wilt  be 

hang'd 
At  the  next  tree,  or  have  [thy]  ears  cut  off? 

Dash.  My  ears,  my  ears,  by  any  means,  gentle- 
men ; 

Hanging  will  make  a  villainous  long  Dash. 
Once  cropp'd,  and  twice  a  traitor,  sweet  gentlemen, 
Delicate  commanders ! 

Trav.  Time  has  brought 
Your  turn  about.     By  your  respects  to  honour, 
I  see  your  soul  is  noble  ;  though  I  cannot 
Die  at  my  own  choice,  \  can  make  a  will, 
And  dispose  some  legacies,  rich  jewels,  sir, 
Plate,  gold,  and  silver.  [Shews  jetvels,  fyc. 


66         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  IV; 

Ful.  All  this  I  lay  claim  to  ; 
They  were  the  lady  Mammon's ;  in  whose  right 
I  challenge  all ;  I  take  those  to  my  custody. 

Con.  How?  how?    Marshal,  take  him  to  your's. 

Ful.  Me  lo  the  marshal  ?  that  were  pretty ;  me  ? 

Mar.  Come,  sir. 

Ful.  How  !  I  beseech  one  word ;  have  you  forgot 
me,  sir? 

Con.  Your  name  is  Fulbank. 

Ful.  Plain  Fulbank  ?     It  was  I 
Did  in  those  days  bring  in  the  good  advance. 

Con.  You  did  ; — your  duty,  marshal. 

Ful.  I  have  done,  sir. 

Con.  So  have  not  I : — secure  his  person  too  ; 
[Exeunt  some  of  the  Soldiers,  with  Ful.  Trav. 

and  Dash. 
Safe,  as  your  life  will  answer  it. — 

Enter  ALWORTH  disguised,  with  a  letter. 

Letters?  whence?  ha? — fromAlamode? — [Reads. 
[Alworth  discovers  himself  to  Honoria  ; 

Squanderbag  observes  them. 

He  writes  where  a  party  of  horse  may  handsomely 
Secure  the  lady  Mammon  ;  give  him  a  reward. — 
Make  it  your  province,  captain  ;  you  will  find 
Directions  in  that  paper. 

Squan.  [whispers.]  Sir,  I  have  observ'd 
That  gentleman  with  the  black  patch  uncase 
His  eye  once  to  my  lady  ;  there's  some  mystery; 
I  do  not  like  it. 

Con.  Some  spy :  when  I  walk  off, 
Command  him  to  the  guard  till  further  order.— 
Madam,  I  call  it  my  first  happiness, 
That  1  am  in  a  capacity  to  serve  you, 
And  you  shall  order  your  own  justice. 

Hon.  What  will  they  do  with  that  young  gen- 
tleman ? 


Sc.  III.]  HONOR1A  AND  MAMMON.          67 

Con.  She  minds  not  me. 
Hon.  Your  pardon. 
Con.  Give  me  favour  to  attend  you, 
With  whom  my  soul  desires  to  be  renew'd, 
Your  faithful  honourer. — March  on ! 

[Exeunt  all  but  Alw.  Squan.  and  Capt. 
Alw.  I  obey  you. 
Squan.  You  will  know  the  cause  hereafter,  and 

us  better, 

When  both  your  eyes  are  open'.  [Pulls  off  the  patch. 
Capt.  Thou  hast  cur'd  him.    Do  you  know  us, 

sir? 

Alw.  I  know  you  all. 
Squan.  What  are  we  ? 
Alw.  You're  all  close  fires,  in  want  of  air  kept 

tame ; 
But  know  no  bounds,  let  loose  into  a  flame. 

Squan.  We'll  teach  you  better  morals,  sir. — 
Come  on.  [Exeunt. 


ACTV.    SCENE  I. 

Metropolis.— ^4  Guard  Room. 
Enter  SQUANDERBAQ  and  Captain. 

Capt.  His  thoughts  are  all  now  taken  up  with 

courtship 
To  Honoria. 

Squan.  You  may  see,  captain, 
A  handsome  piece  of  flesh  and  blood  may  do  much, 
When  there's  no  other  enemy  i'  the  field. 

Capt.  What  will  be  done  with  the  gentleman 

was  carried 
To  the  guard  ? 


68          HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  V. 

Squan.  The  stranger  with  a  black  eye? 
He's  fast  enough,  and  will  have  opportunity 
Of  place  and  time,  to  cool  his  hot  devotions, 
If  our  commander-in-chief  march  on  thus. 

Enter  Serjeant  and  Soldiers,  with  bottles.    Squan- 
derbag  and  Captain  retire  behind. 

Ser.  Are  not  these  pretty  hand-grenados,  gen- 
tlemen ? 

1  Sold.  Fire  to  the  fuze,  and  toss  some  health 

about. 

2  Sold.    Come  away ;  to  my  colonel,   honest 

Squanderbag !  [Drinks. 

Squan.   Ha!    these  are  my  Scythians.  —  Mark 

those  fellows,  captain  ; 
Cut  them  in  pieces,  like  so  many  adders 
They'll  join  again,  i'  the  compass  of  an  acre ; 
Their  limbs  will  creep  together,  and  march  on 
To  the  next  rendezvous  without  a  halt. 

2  Ser.  This  is  Spanish.  [Drinks. 
Ser.  Draw  home  your  arrow  to  the  head,  my 

centaur. 

1  Sold.  Mine  is  French  wine. 

3  Sold.  You  must  take  your  chance ; 
The  yeoman  of  the  wine-cellar  did  not 
Provide  them  for  our  palate. 

2  Sold.  Supernaculum! 

See,  there  lies  Spain  already;  now  would  I  fight — 

Ser.  Drink,  thou  mean'st. 

2  Sold.  With  any  king  in  Europe. — 
Do  not  spill  your  ammunition  ;  ah,  serjeant, 
This  was  excellent  drink. 

1  Sold.  Who  wants  my  colonel? 

2  Sold.  1  want  it,  tope ;  give  me't. 
Ser.  He'll  have't  again. 

2  Sold.    The  t'  other  charge,  and  then   we'll 

over-run  Christendom. 
Sa,  sa ! 


Sc.  I.]     HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.         69 

[Ser.]  When  you  have  done  with  Christendom, 

what  shall 
Become  o'  the  heathen  princes? 

2  Sold.  We'll  put  the  heathen  princes  in  a  bag. 

Ser.  A  bottle  thou  meanest.  He's  all  for  drink. 

2  Sold.  And  after,  roast  the  great  Turk,  with  his 
bashaws,  like  a  pudding,  in  his  belly. 

Ser.  Thou,  boy! 

1  Sold.   There  he  is  for  eating. 

Ser.   Dost  know  what  thou  hast  said  now  ?  But 
What  shall  be  done  with  the  Jews? 

2  Sold.  They  are  included, 

And  go  upon  the  score  of  modern  Christians  ; 
There  shall  not  a  nation  'scape  us. 

Squan.  These  are  the  men, 
The  tools,  that  cut  our  triumph  out  o'  the  quarry. 

Capt.  They  will  deserve  their  pay. 

Squan.   Oh,  pay  is  necessary,  use  it  now  and 

then, 

Like  physic,  it  keeps  the  soldier  in  health 
And  expectation  ;  they  must  fight  for  honour 
Sometimes. 

1  Sold.  Tobacco,  hey  ! 

Ser.  Here,  boys,  a  magazine,  with  pipes   at- 
tending, 

White  as  my  lady's  tooth,  and  shining  more 
Than  forehead  of  Dulcinea  del  Toboso. 

4  Sold.  A  soldier's  a  brave  life. 

3  Sold.  'Tis  cheap  ;  all  these  things  come  to  us 

by  nature. 

[Squanderbag  and  Captain  come  forward. 
Ser.  Our  colonel ! 
Squan.  I'll  cashier  him  that  rises ;   keep  your 

postures  ; 
We  are  all  soldiers,  and  can  sit  and  drink  with 

you. 

To  your  arms,  gen  tie  men,  again.   Ha!  this  is  wine. 
Ser.  We  have  the  modest  gift  of  drinking,  sir, 


70         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [ActV. 

Without  inquiry  of  the  grape  or  vintage, 
Or  from  what  merchant. 

Squan.  Is  not  this  better  than  a  tedious  'pren- 

ticeship, 

Bound  by  indentures  to  a  shop  and  drudgery, 
Watching  the  rats  and  customers  by  owl-light? 
Tied  to  perpetual  language  of,  What  lack  ye  f 
Which  you  pronounce,  as  ye  had  been  taught,  like 

starlings. 

If  any  gudgeon  bite,  to  damn  your  souls 
For  less  than  sixpence  in  the  pound  ?  Oh,  base  ! 
Your  glittering  shoes,  long  graces,  and  short  meals, 
Expecting  but  the  comfortable  hour 
Of  eight  o'clock,  and  the  hot  pippin-pies, 
To  make  your  mouth  up "?   all  the  day  not  suffered 
To  air  yourselves,  unless  your  minikin  mistress 
Command  you  to  attend  her  to  a  christ'ning, 
To  bring  home  plums,  for  which  [she]  may  relieve 
Your  teeth,  that  water,  with  her  next  suppository? 
You  have  some  festivals,  I  confess,  but  when 
They  happen,  you  run  wild  to  the  next  village, 
Conspire  a  knot,  and  club  your  groats  a-piece 
For  cream  and  prunes,  not  daring  to  be  drunk  ; 
Nothing  of  honour  done.*  Now  you  are  gentlemen, 
And  in  a  capacity  to  be  all  commanders, 
If  you  dare  fight. 

2  Sold.  Fight !  you  know  we  dare,  sir, 
And  with  the  devil. 

Squan.  In  hope  you  will  not  give  him  quarter, 
There's  money  ;  do  not  purchase  earth,  nor  heaven 

with  it. 
I  must  away ;  remember  the  two  things. 

1  Shirley  has  few  equals  in  these  lively  and  graphic  descrip- 
tions. He  has  here  put  together,  with  some  pleasant  exagger. 
ations,  it  must  be  allowed,  the  chief  occupations,  pains,  and 
pleasures  of  the  young  citizens  of  those  days,  and  comprised,  in 
a  few  lines,  what  might  elsewhere  be  sought  through  many 
volumes. 


Sc.  I.]     HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          71 

1  Sold.  The  two  D's. 

Squan.  Drink,  and  your  Duty.   So ! 
Now,  as  you  were. 

2  Sold.  Noble  colonel,  [Exeunt  Squan.  and  Capt. 
Let  me  kiss  thy  hand  ;  I  am  thine,  body  and  soul. 

3  Sold.  But  will  you  fight  with  the  devil? 

2  Sold.  Why  not  ? 

3  Sold.  So  will  not  I. 

2  Sold.  Will  not  you  fight  with  the  devil, 
And  one  of  our  regiment? 

3  Sold.  Not  I. 

1  Sold.  Perhaps  the  devil  is  his  friend. 
3  Sold.  And  yet  in  a  good  cause — 

2  Sold.  He  will  not  fight  with  youthen  ;  base,  I 

say, 

To  take  advantage  of  the  cause,  or  person : 
Fight  upon  any  cause  with  any  person. 
Hark  you,  serjeant,  you  do  know  our  duties 
Better  than  we  ourselves  ;  what  do  we  fight  for? 
Silence !   the  first  word  of  command ;  let  us 
Be  serious — what,  what  do  we  fijrht  for  ? 

Ser.  For  pay,  for  pay,  my  bull  [y] -rooks. 

2  Sold.  La  ye  now  ! 
Can  any  Christian  officer  say  more  ? 

Ser.  Hang  these  intergatories, 
And  give  us  t'  other  charge  to  the  man  i'  the  moon. 

2  Sold.  All!  all  give  fire  together.  [They  all  drink. 
Oh,  for  a  noise  of  trumpets  !  [Drums  within. 

1  Sold.  Here  are  drums ! 

Ser.  The  general  is  coming  this  way.    To  your 

arms ! 
Scud,  ye  metropolites  !  [They  run  out. 

Enter  CONQUEST,   SQUANDERBAG,  Captain,  and 
ALAMODE. 

Ala.  Sir,  I  congratulate 
Your  honourable  employment. 

Con.  And  I  your  noble  presence  here. 


72         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [ActV. 

Ala.  I  could  not  with  ray  rhetoric  invite 
My  lady  hither? 

Con.  I  sent  you  a  party —  , 

Ala.  Yes,  sir, 

Your  men  of  rank  and  file  do  carry  still 
The  strong  persuasions ;  they  prevail'd  with  her. 
1  left  her  to  the  guard.  [Shout  within. 

Con.  The  reason  of  that  clamour? 

Capt.  The  soldiers,  sir,  express  their  joy  thus 

loud, 

That  lady  Mammon  is  brought  in,  the  guard 
Hardly  secure  her  person. 

Con.  Give  her  fair  access ; 
On  pain  of  death,  be  none  uncivil  to  her ; 
This  service  will  deserve  a  memory, 
And  public  thanks ;  all  our  design  did  reach 
But  to  gain  her. 

Ala.  The  work  will  be  to  keep  her  ; 
The  gipsy  has  more  windings  than  a  serpent, 
The  moon  is  not  more  changing. 

O        o 

Enter  lady  MAMMON,  PHANTASM,  and  Guard. 

Con.  Is  this  she? 

Phan.  Madam,  I'll  take  my  leave. 

Mam.  Forsake  me  in  this 
Condition  ? 

Phan.  If  I  could  expect  a  worse 
Would  fall  upon  you,  madam,  I'd  not  part  yet. 

Mam.  How? 

Phan.  For  I  can  tell  you  what  will  follow  in- 
stantly, 

And  it  does  please  my  wickedness  extremely  ; 
The  next  pay-day  you  will  he  torn  in  pieces,. 
Oh,   twill  be  excellent  sport;  ha,  ha,  ha  ! 

Mam.  And  canst  thou  laugh,  villain? — Secure 
him,  soldiers. 


Sc.  I.]    HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  73 

Phan.  They  will  have  work  enough  about  your 

ladyship. 

1  am  going  as  nimbly  as  a  spirit,  madam, 
And,  to  your  greater  comfort,  know  I  am  one. 

Mam.  The  devil  thou  art. 

Phan.  Call'd  by  another  name 
Your  evil  genius,  to  assure  you  that 
You  have  been  all  this  while  cozen'd,  my  dear 

mistress, 

And  that  these  colours  are  fantastic  ;  see, 
1  vanish  into  air.  [Vanishes. 

Guard.  Presto!   Was  this  your  devil,  madam? 

Mam.  Oh,  my  misfortune! 

Con.    Madam,  your  person  is  most  welcome 
hither. 

Mam    I  fear  your  soldiers,  sir. 

Con.  You  may  be  confident 
Of  safety  from  them,  madam,  that  fight  for  you ; 
We  are  your  guard. — All  wait  upon  my  lady, 
And  let  your  applications  be  with  reverence  ; 
And  see  her  entertainment's  high,  and  such 
As  may  become  my  honour,  and  her  person. — 

[Exit  Guard  with  Mam. 
What  is  there  left  addition  to  my  happiness  ? 
Mammon  and  Honoria  both  within  my  power ! 
Ambition,  write  non  ultra:   fix,  fix  here, 
The  two  great  darlings  of  mankind  are  mine, 
Both  excellent,  and  yet  but  one  divine. 
Wealth  is  the  nerves  of  war  and  wit,  without  which 
We  are  dull,  and  useless  engines.  Mammon  leads 
To  conquest,  and  rewards  our  blood  and  watches ; 
But  Honour  is  the  lustre  of  all  triumph, 
The  glories  that  we  wear  are  dim  without  her  : 
Till  she  come  in,  the  lamp,  our  glorious  flame, 
We    grope  our   way  i'  the   dark,   and  walk   on 

crutches. 

Riches  may  shine,  and,  star-like,  grace  the  night, 
But  Honour  is  the  radiant  soul  of  Tight.         [Exit. 


74         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [ActV. 

SCENE   II. 

A  Prison. 
Enter  AL WORTH. 

Alto.  I  almost  could  be  angry  with  my  fate, 
And  call  that  care  of  my  physician 
Unkind,  that  did  remove  my  first  distempers ; 
I  should  have  dropp'd  into  the  shades,  and  lost 
Her  memory,  that  flatters  me  to  ruin. 
What's  all  this  murmur  ?  are  these  thoughts  my 

own? 

Or  is  there  some  black  spirit  crept  into 
My  melancholy  blood,  that  would  corrupt 
That  spring,  by  which  my  innocence  should  live? 
Hence,  I  command  thee  hence,  thou  dire  enchant- 
ment, 

And  let  the  virtues  of  Honoria 
Resume  their  throne  within  my  soul,  and  strike 
Religious  tremblings  thorough  eyery  thought, 
Lest  I  repine  at  providence !    She  is  here. 

Enter  HONORIA  and  Marshal. 

Mar.  This  warrant  must  admit  you. 

Hon.  There's  for  your  office,  you  may  withdraw 
yourself. 

Mar.  Your  servant.  [Exit. 

Hon.  Oh,  my  A 1  worth  ! 

Alw.  This  humility 

Transcends  my  hope  and  merit ;  I  am  now 
No  more  a  prisoner,  since  my  better  part 
(Enlarg'd  by  this  your  charitable  visit,) 
Hath  freedom  to  behold  my  greatest  happiness, 
Yourself. 

Hon.  I  am  so  full  of  joy 


Sc.  II.]   HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.         75 

To  see  thee  alive,  I  cannot  ask  thee  how 
Thou  wert  preserv'd. 

Alw.  Heaven  was  not  willing  I 
Should  die,  till  I  had  given  you  better  proof 
How  much  I  would  deserve  your  smile  upon  me. 

Re-enter  behind  Marshal  with  CONQUEST. 

Mar.  Here  you  may,  undiscovered,  sir,  observe 

them. 
Con.  You  may  be  gone,  and  wait  at  some  fit 

distance.  {Exit  Mar. 

Alw.  My  cure  was  hasten'd  by  your  thoughts 

upon  me, 

And  my  desires  had  wings  to  reach  your  person, 
(For  I  was  soon  acquainted  how  you  were 
Convey'd,)  and  next  my  thoughts   to  kiss  your 

hands ; 

I  brought  my  resolutions  of  revenge 
Upon  that  traitor's  head,  that  ravish'd  you 
So  rudely  from  my  eyes. 

Hon.  Prithee  no  more  ; 
But  let  our  hearts  fenew,  and  seal  a  contract, 
In  spite  of  present  storms ;  and  I  arn  not 
Without  some  hopes  to  change  thy  sad  condition. 
For  he,  to  whose  commands  thou  owest  this  misery, 
Is  pleas'd  to  say  he  loves  me,  and  I  can 
Employ  his  kindness  to  no  better  use 
Than  thy  enlargement ;  if  this  prove  unfortunate, 
It  shall  at  least  diminish  thy  affliction, 
That  I  can  bear  a  part,  and  suffer  with  thee. 

Alw.  Better  I  sink  by  many  deaths,  than  you 
Engage  yourself  to  any  unkind  fate 
For  me ;  I  have  crept  newly  from  my  dust, 
And  can  alone  walk  cheerfully  to  silence 
And  the  dark  grave.    But  do  you  believe,  madam, 
This  man  looks  on  you  with  a  noble  flame  ? 
He's  now  a  great  man. 


76          HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  V. 

Hon.  His  affection 

Has  all  the  shews  of  honour,  and  such  high 
Civilities  flow  from  him. 

Alw.  Pause  a  little, 

And  give  me  leave  to  tell  you,  as  these  seeds 
Of  war  grow  up,  I  cannot  think  a  person, 
(Though  many  may  be  honourable,)  can 
Better  deserve — 
Hon.  What? 

Alw.  To  be  made  lord  of  this 
Fair  empire. 

Hon.   Did  this  language  come  from  Al worth, 
That  said  he  lov'd  me  ? 

Alw.  Yes,  with  noblest  fervour ; 
My  love  commands  it,  madam,  and  I  can, 
in  my  true  service  to  Honoria, 
Advise  her  to  call  home  her  noble  beams, 
That  shine  to  the  discredit  of  her  light 
On  me,  that  would,  upon  a  worthier  object, 
Draw  up  more  admiration  to  her  brightness, 
And,  at  the  same  time,  by  their  influence  shew 
The  beauties  of  her  better  choice. 

Hon.  This  language 

I  understand  not  yet.     Can  Alworth,  then, 
Find  in  his  heart  any  consent  to  give  up 
His  interest  in  Honoria  to  another  ? 

Alw.  Yes,  when  Honoria  is  concern'd  to  meet 
A  greater  happiness  than  Alworth,  I 
Can  make  myself  an  exile,  which  is  but 
The  justice  of  my  love  to  her  great  merit. 
I  am  a  trifle,  madam,,  a  thing  meant 
Beneath  your  smile,  a  very  walking  shadow  ; 
And  time  will  come,  when  you  have  shew'd  me 

all 

The  bounties  of  your  grace,  nay,  seal'd  them  mine, 
By  the  most  holy  character  of  marriage, 
Yet  then  I  must  forsake  you,  when  my  nerves 
Shrink  up,  when  the  weak  flo wings  of  my  blood 


Sc.  II.]   HONORIA  «AND  MAMMON.          77 

Cool  in  their  channel,  and  tame  Nature  leaves  me 
A  spoil  to  death — 

Hon.  Why  do  you  talk  of  death., 
So  far  off? 

Alw.  Though  we  do  not  hear  him  tread, 
Yet  every  minute  he  approaches,  madam  ; 
And  give  me  leave  to  tell  you,  without  flattering 
Myself,  I  am  in  danger :  first,  a  prisoner, 
A  spy  they  may  pretend,  but  this  will  vanish. 
It  is  the  title  of  your  servant,  madam, 
Is  both  my  honour  and  my  crime,  nor  can  I 
Wave  my  relation  to  your  favours  :  this 
Known  to  the  man,  under  whose  power  we  stand, 
His  angry  breath  may  doom  me  to  the  scaffold, 
And  I  must  then  resign  ;  nor  will  the  act 
Be  mine,  but  a  constraint,  and  1  then  lose 
The  glory  that  may  now  be  mine,  to  engage 
Him  in  your  smiles,  you  in  his  love. 

Hon.   When  will  this  dream  be  over  ? 

Alw.  As  for  me, 

It  shall  be  enough  at  distance  to  look  on  you, 
With  thoughts  as  innocent  as  your  own  ;  and  if, 
For  the  convenience  of  both  our  persons, 
One  earth  must  not  contain  us,  do  not  think 
That  I  can  wander,  where  I  shall  forget 
To  tell  the  stranger  world  your  story,  madam  : 
And  when  I  have  made  all  mankind,  where  I  come, 
Bow  to  your  name,  and  taught  them  to  repeat  it 
In  all  their  dangers  and  their  frights,  to  cure  them, 
I  will  seek  out  some  air  that  is  infectious, 
Where  no  birds  dare  inhabit,  or  man  build 
A  cottage  to  repose  his  wearied  head, 
And  there  I  prophesy,  by  the  virtuous  charm 
Of  your  blest  name,  to  purge  it,  and  as  soon 
As  the  great  miracle  is  spread,  to  invite 
The  best  of  every  nation  to  live  there, 
And  own  you  tutelar  angel. 

Hon.  Fie  !  no  more 
VOL.  YI.  G 


78        HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.   [Act  V. 

Alworth  now  dreams  indeed  ;  but  he  more  vainly 
Persuades  me  to  forget  my  vows  to  him. 
Is  this  a  fear  to  die,  or  something  like  it  7 
For  I  would  give  it  fain  some  other  name. 

Alw.  A  fear  to  die  ?  that  arrow  strikes  too  deep, 
If  you  but  think  so,  and  wounds  more  than  all 
The  horror  my  destruction  can  appear  in. 
If  I  can  entertain  the  thoughts  of  life 
Without  you,  how  much  easier  must  it  be 
To  die  for  your  concernment !     I  have  not  liv'd 
After  the  rate  to  fear  another  world. 
We  come  from  nothing  into  life,  a  time 
We  measure  with  a  short  breath,  and  that  often 
Made  tedious  too,  with  our  own  cares  that  fill  it, 
Which,  like  so  many  atoms  in  a  sun-beam, 
But  crowd  and  jostle  one  another.     All, 
From  the  adored  purple  to  the  hair-cloth, 
Must  centre  in  a  shade,  and  they  that  have 
Their  virtues  to  wait  on  them,  bravely  mock 
The  rugged  storms,  that  so  much  fright  them  here, 
When  their  soul's  Jaunch'd  by  death  into  a  sea 
That's  ever  calm. 

Hon.  This  deserves  my  attention, 
And  you,  in  this  small  lecture,  Alworth,  have 
Made  me  in  love  with  death,  who,  for  thy  sake, 
Can,  with  my  innocence  about  me,  take 
More  satisfaction  to  bleed  away 
My  life,  than  keep  it,  with  the  smallest  stain 
Upon  my  honour.     This,  I  speak,  not  to 
Court  up  your  drooping  thoughts  to  me  ;  if  I 
Be  fall'n,  or  have  lost  my  first  esteem — 

Alw.  Oh,  pardon  ;   t'  other  syllable  of  this 
Destroys  me. — 

What  is  there  can  but  make  me  worthy  of 
Your  faith?     I  am  all,  ever  thine ! — The  colonel. 
Con.  [comes  forward.']  —  Expect  a   cloud  to 
darken  all  your  triumphs.  [Exit. 


Sc.  II.]    HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          T9 

Hon.  His  threats  move  me  as  little  as  his  love  ; 
Yet,  for  thy  sake,  I  can  be  sad. 

Alw.  And  I 
But  only  mourn  for  you. — 

Re-enter  CONQUEST  with  a  pistol,  and  TRAVERSE. 

He  is  return'd, 

And  with  him  the  first  poisoner  of  our  peace. 

What  horror  next  ? 

Con.  Your  happiness  is  now 
Within  your  reach  ;  kill  but  that  fellow,  and 
Possess  her  by  my  gift ;  the  act  once  done 
By  rny  command,  secures  thee. 

[Gives  Trav.  the  pistol. 

Hon.  He  shall  make 
His  passage  to  thee  through  my  heart. 

Trav.  I  thank  you 

For  your  great  promise  and  employment,  sir, 
But  take  your  tool  again. 

Con.  Did  you  not  love  her? 

Trav.  Yes,  infinitely,  but  scorn  your  hangman's 

office: 

I  have  done  too  much  already ;  but  if,  madam, 
The  memory  of  my  base  surprise  have  not 
Weigh'd  me  down  past  all  fathom  of  your  mercy, 
I  can  ask  you  forgiveness  in  my  heart, 
And  suffer  all  his  tyranny,  to  expiate 
My  black  offence  to  you,  and  to  that  gentleman. 

Con.  Are  you  so  resolute? 

Trav.  Were  I  assur'd 

There  were  no  punishment  to  attend  this  murder 
Here,  nor  hereafter  ;  could  she  pardon  this 
Bloody  assassination,  and  Al worth 
Forgive  me,  when  his  soul  is  gliding  through 
The  purple  stream,  and  mounting  up  to  fill 
Some  happy  star  ;  would  she  herself  consent 
To  be  the  great  reward  of  the  black  deed, 
I  should  abhor  the  parricide. 

G2 


80         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.    [Act  V. 

Con.  Is't  so?    expect  my  next  return.       [Ecit. 

Alvo.  Sir,  you  have  shewn  a  penitence  would 

strike 

A  marble  through,  and  this  return  to  piety 
Hath  chang'd  our  anger  into  admiration. 

Hon.  Sir,  we  have  now  no  thoughts  but  what 

are  fill'd 

With  a  desire  you  call  us  to  your  friendship  ; 
Live  happy,  and  adorn,  by  your  example 
Of  justice,  the  most  honoured  robe  you  wear. 

Re-enter  CONQUEST,  with    ALAMODE,   FULBANK, 
SQUANDERBAG,  and  lady  MAMMON. 

Con.  Nay,  you   shall   witness  all   my  resolu- 
tion.— 

Your  hand,  dear  madam. — Al worth,  take  from  me 
Thy  own  Honoria,  it  were  impious 
To  keep  you  a  minute  longer  in  your  fears ; 
Your  loves  deserve  my  admiration,  not 
My  anger,  and  I  cheerfully  resign 
All  my  ambitions  ;  live  you  happy  both, 
As  I  am  in  this  conquest  of  myself: 
I  lov'd  Honoria  well,  but  justice  better. — 
But,  madam,  though  you  must  be  Al  worth's  bride, 
Yet  give  me  leave  to  call  you  mistress  ;  I 
Can  be  your  servant  still,  and,  by  your  influence 
Upon  me,  steer  my  actions,  and  keep 
My  passions  in  as  much  obedience 
As  any  soldier  I  command  : — and,  Al  worth, 
Be  you  so  just  to  tell  the  world,  that  takes 
Delight  to  snarl,  and  catch  at  every  error 
In  our  profession,  I  am  no  enemy 
To  arts,  but  can  take  pleasure  to  reward 
Learning,  with  all  due  honour  ;  be  yourself 
The  example. 

Alw.  You  are  perfect 


Sc.  II.]   HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  81 

In  all  that's  noble,  and  it  were  a  sin 
Not  to  proclaim  it. 

Trav.  Sir,  this  act  will  crown 
Your  name  for  ever. 

Con.  Make  your  peace  with  Honoria. 

Hon.  'Tis  done,  and  we  owe  all  we  can  call 

happy 
To  your  justice,  sir. 

Con.  [to  Mammon.]  Madam,  you  look  upon  us 

through  some  cloud ; 

None  should  be  worn  this  day,  and  here  are  some 
Did  wear  the  title  of  your  servant. — Fulbank. 

Ful.  Oh,  you  are  truly  noble ;  I  ever  honoured 
My  lady. 

Con.  Traverse,  Alamode. 

Squan.    Please  you  to  name  me  in  the  list ;  I 

can 

Be  as  much  a  servant  to  this  lady  as 
The  best  of  these. 

Con.  Stand  forth,  and  plead  your  merits. 

Mam.  I  excuse  them. 
Your  pardon,  sir  ;  I  think  the  best  in  all 
The  file  unworthy  of  me. 

Con.  Plain  truth,  gentlemen. 

Mam.  I  could  give  reasons,  but  I  have  no  hu- 
mour 
To  spoil  some  reputations  in  public. 

Ala.  I  told  vou  what  a  gipsy  'twas. 

Iff  &  °     r 

Mam.  JSome  may 

Traduce  my  fame,  and  charge  me  with  a  levity 
And  frequent  change ;  but  I  have  been  less  constant, 
Because  1  found  no  man  had  wit  enough 
To  manage  me,  or  worth  enough  to  invite 
The  stay  of  my  affections.     I  acknowledge 
The  citizen  doth  promise  fair,  but  breaks  ; 
Lawyers  are  cunning,  but  I  love  not  snares ; 
The  courtier  has  no  care  of  his  own  body  ; 
The  countryman  had  no  wit  but  in  his  acres  ; 


82          HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.  [Act  V. 

And  for  you,  sir,  your  name  is  Squanderbag, 
What  would  you  do  with  Mammon  cannot  keep 

her? 

Beside,  these  men  had  the  bad  luck  to  court  me 
When  I  was  swayed  by  an  evil  genius, 
Which  now  has  left  me.     I  see  already 
A  nobler  path,  and  till  I  find  a  man 
Knows  how  to  love,  and  govern  me  with  temper- 
ance, 

I  lay  myself  an  humble  servant  at 
Honoria's  feet. — Your  pardon  to  my  past 
Neglects,  will  make  me  cheerful  to  attend  you. 

Con.  Nay,  since  you're  come  to  be  my  fellow- 
servant, 

If  you  please,  madam,  we  may  approach  nearer. 
What  think  you  of  me  ?  shall  I  present  myself 
A  servant  to  your  favour  ? 

Mam.  Sir,  you  are  pleasant. 

Con.  I  shall  be  so,  if  you  accept  my  service  ; 
Though  I  am  a  soldier,  I  can  love,  and  do 
All  duties  may  become  your  worth  and  honour. 

Mam.  I  blush  to  say  how  much  I  am  unworthy ; 
But  I  shall  meet  you  honourably. 

Con.  A  match,  seal  it.  {They  salute. 

Ful.  He  has  done't  compendiously. — But,  sir, 
you  know — 

Con.  Yes,  I  know  very  well  what  you  would  say, 
But  this  fair  lady's  mine,  and  I'll  deserve  her : 
Wealth  has  already  made  you  mad  ;  we  have  been 
Out  of  the  sun  a  great  while :  I  invite 
You  all  my  guests  to  day,  and  lady  Mammon's  ; 
Do  me  that  honour. 

Ful.  There  is  no  remedy. 

Enter  MASLIN,  stript. 

Ala.  'Tis  well  you  'scap'd  with  loss  of  Mammon. 
Con.  What  anti-masquer's  this? 


Sc.  II.]  HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.          8:3 

Mam.  'Tis  master  Maslin. 

CapL  This  fellow  would  not  bend,  and  so  they 
broke  him. 

Mas.  You  look  like  the  commander  in  chief 
Of  this  militia. 

Con.  What  then? 

Mas.  I  have  a  suit  to  you. 

Con.  A  suit !  methinks  you're  naked. 

Mas.  I  know  not ;  but  on  my  knees  I  beg  their 

pardon 

That  made  me  so  ;  they  plunder'd  me  so  quaintly, 
They  are  the  nimblest  hocus  pocuss 
That  e'er  threw  dice  for  hemp. 

Con.  I  am  glad  they  fitted  you. 

Mas.  No,  sir,  it  was  the  tailor  fitted  me. 

Con.  So !  and  they  unfitted  you. 

Mas.  But  with  what  art,  how  most  compendi- 
ously 
They  made  me  an  Adamite,  sir — 

Con.  Let's  hear  your  wonder. 

Mas.  One  ill-look'd  fellow  did  but  swear  an  oath, 
And  my  hat  flew  up  with  the  very  wind  of  it, 
And  fell  upon  a  head  that  stood  bare  for  it, 
Full  three  yards  off; 
Another  did  but  squint  upon  my  legs, 
And  my  boots  vanish'd,  with  the  spurs  upon  them, 
Cloak,  doublet,  jerkin,  all  convenient  broad  cloth, 
Three  pile  of  wool,  went  from  me  at  one  motion  ! 
No  bars  nor  buttons  could  prevail  a  minute ; 
They  broke  into  my  body  with  that  nimble 
Burglary,  I  was  undone  ere  1  could  wink  ; 
But  when  my  narrow  shirt  came  o'er  my  shoulders, 
I  thought 't  had  been  my  skin  ;  at  every  twitch 
I  roar'd,  and  gave  myself  gone  for  a  rabbit, 
For  the  next  officer's  supper. 

Con.  In  good  time. 

Mas.  But  truth  appear'd  when  I  was  stripped ; 
their  charity 


84         HONORIA  AND  MAMMON.    [Act  V. 

Left  me  my  breeches,  but  the  good  old  gold 
Could  not  have  leave  to  bear  them  company, 
That  was  defaulk'd  miraculously  by  a  myrmidon 
That  had  lost  both  his  hands. 

Ala.  Lost  both  his  hands  ! 
How  could  he  take  your  money  1 

Mas.  With  his  stumps,  sir  ; 
He  routed  both  my  pockets  with  his  slumps  ; 
Oh,  the  knack  some  men  have  to  fetch  out  money ! 

Con.  He  is  pleasant ;  see  his  wardrobe  be  re- 
stor'd. 

Mas.  Shall  I  be  warm  again  ? — Oh,  madam  ; — 

Sf/uan.  Be  not  too  saucy  ;  she  is  now  exalted 
Above  your  sphere. 

FuL  Oh,  master  Maslin,  we  are  all  undone. 

Mas.  So  am  I ;  they  have  not  left  me  a  shirt. 

Con.  All  faults,  where  we  have  power,  this  day 
are  pardon'd. 

Ala.  Happiness  crown  your  loves ! 

Con.  Now  to  the  priest, 
Whose  work  is  only  wanting  to  confirm  us. — 
Al worth,  lead  on  your  fairest  bride  ;  remember 
We  are  both  servants  to  Honoria. 

Alw.  To  shew  I  can  obey  you, sir ;  come,  madam, 
The  birth  of  heaven,  and  the  earth's  morning  star, 

Con.  Our  life  of  peace,  and  the  true  soul  of  war. 

[Exeunt. 


CHABOT, 
ADMIRAL  OF  FRANCE. 


CHABOT.]  This  Tragedy  was  licensed  by  the  Master  of 
the  Revels  in  April  1635,  and,  according  to  the  chronological 
order  in  which  I  have  attempted  to  arrange  these  dramas,  it 
ought  to  have  occupied  a  place  in  a  preceding  volume  ;  but 
Chapman  seems  to  have  written  so  large  a  portion  of  it,  that  I 
then  thought  it  scarcely  admissible  in  a  collection  of  Shirley's 
works.  I  have,  however,  added  it  in  this  place,  that  I  might 
not  be  accused  of  omitting  any  thing  which  could  be  justly 
considered  as  the  production  of  our  poet.  The  only  edition  is 
that  of  1639,  4to.  which  has  the  following  title  :  •'  The  Tra- 
gedie  of  Chabot  Admirall  of  France :  As  it  was  presented  by  her 
Majesties  Servants,  at  the  private  House  in  Drury  Lane.  Written 
by  George  Chapman  and  James  Shirley." 


DRAMATIS  PERSONS. 
Francis  I.  king  of  France. 

Chabot,  ADMIRAL  OF  FRANCE. 

Montmorency,  constable  of  France. 

Father  o/"  Chabot' s  wife. 

A  sail,  a  courtier. 

Allegre,  a  follower  of  Chabot. 

Treasurer. 

Chancellor. 

General. 

Proctor. 

Judges. 

Secretary. 

Ushers. 

Officers. 

Courtier. 

Porter. 

Guard. 

Attendants,  Sfc. 


The  Queen. 
Wife  of  Chabot. 


SCENE,  Paris 


/>•//. 


CHABOT, 
ADMIRAL  OF  FRANCE. 


ACT  I.    SCENE  I. 

An  Apartment  in  the  Palace. 
Enter  ASALL  and  ALLEORE. 

Asalt.  Now  Philip  Chabot,  admiral  of  France, 
The  great,  and  only  famous  favourite 
To  Francis,  first  of  that  imperial  name, 
Hatli  found  a  fresh  competitor  in  glory, 
(Duke  Montmorency,  constable  of  France,) 
Who  drinks  as  deep  as  he  of  the  stream  royal, 
And  may  in  little  time  convert  the  strength 
To  raise  his  spring,  and  blow  the  other's  fall. 

All.  The  world  would  wish  it  so,  that  will  not 

patiently 
Endure  the  due  rise  of  a  virtuous  man. 

Asall.  If  he  be  virtuous,  what  is  the  reason 
That  men  affect  him  not?     Why  is  he  lost 
To  the  general  opinion,  and  become 
Rather  their  hate,  than  love  *? 

All.  I  wonder  you 

Will  question  it ;  ask  a  ground  or  reason 
Of  men  bred  in  this  vile,  degenerate  age  ! 
The  most  men  are  not  good,  and  it  agrees  not 
With  impious  natures  to  allow  what's  honest ; 
'Tis  an  offence  enough  to  be  exalted 


90  CHABOT.  [Act  I. 

To  regal  favours.     Great  men  are  not  safe 
In  their  own  vice,  where  good  men,  by  the  hand 
Of  kings,  are  planted  to  survey  their  workings. 
What  man  was  ever  fix'd  i'the  sphere  of  honour, 
And  precious  to  his  sovereign,  whose  actions, 
Nay,  very  soul,  was  not  expos'd  to  every 
Common  and  base  dissection  ?  and  not  only 
That  which  in  nature  hath  excuse,  and  in 
Themselves  is  privileg'd  by  name  of  frailty, 
But  even  virtues  are  made  crimes,  and  doom'd 
To  the  fate  of  treason. 

Asall.  A  bad  age  the  while. 

I  ask  your  pardon,  sir ;  but  thinks  your  judgment, 
His  love  to  justice,  and  corruption's  hate, 
Are  true  and  hearty  ? 

All.  Judge  yourself  by  this 
One  argument,  his  hearty  truth  to  all ; 
For  in  the  heart  hath  anger  his  wisest  seat ; 
And  'gainst  unjust  suits  such  brave  anger  fires  him, 
That  when  they  seek  to  pass  his  place  and  power, 
Though  mov'd  and  urg'd  by  the  other  minion, 
Or  by  his  greatest  friends,  and  even  the  king 
Lead  them  to  his  allowance  with  his  hand, 
First  given  in  bill,  assign 'd,  even  then  his  spirit, 
(In  nature  calm  as  any  summer's  evening,) 
Puts  up  his  whole  powers,  like  a  winter's  sea, 
His  blood  boils  over,  and  his  heart  even  cracks 
At  the  injustice,  and  he  tears  the  bill, 
And  would  do,  were  he  for't  to  be  torn  in  pieces. 

Asall.  'Tis  brave,  I  swear. 

All.  Nay,  it  is  worthy  your  wonder, 
That  I  must  tell  you  further,  there's  no  needle 
In  a  sun-dial,  placed  upon  his  steel 
In  such  a  tender  posture,  that  doth  tremble, 
The  timely  dial  being  held  amiss, 
And  will  shake  ever  till  you  hold  it  right, 
More  tender  than  himself  in  any  thing 
That  he  concludes  in  justice  for  the  state ; 


Sc.  L]  CHABOT.  91 

For,  as  a  fever  held  him,  he  will  shake 
When  he  is  signing  any  thing  of  weight, 
Lest  human  frailty  should  misguide  his  justice. 

Asall.    You  have  declar'd  him  a   most  noble 
justicer. 

All.  He  truly  weighs  and  feels,  sir,  what  a  charge 
The  subjects'  livings  are,  (being  even  their  lives 
Laid  on  the  hand  of  power,)  which  abus'd, 
Though  seen  blood  flow  not  from  the  justice  seat, 
'Tis  in  true  sense  as  grievous  and  horrid. 

Asall.  It  argues  nothing  less  ;  but  since  your  lord 
Is  diversely  reported  for  his  parts, 
What's  your  true  censure  of  his  general  worth, 
Virtue,  and  judgment? 

AIL  As  of  a  picture  wrought  to  optic  reason, 
That  to  all  passers  by  seems,  as  they  move, 
Now  woman,  now  a  monster,  now  a  devil. 
And,  till  you  stand,  and  in  a  right  line  view  it, 
You  cannot  well  judge  what  the  main  form  is  ; 
So  men,  that  view  him  but  in  vulgar  passes, 
Casting  but  lateral,  or  partial  glances 
At  what  he  is,  suppose  him  weal*,  unjust, 
Bloody,  and  monstrous  ;  but  stand  free  and  fast, 
And  judge  him  by  no  more  than  what  you  know 
Ingenuously,  and  by  the  right  laid  line 
OC  truth,  he  truly  will  all  styles  deserve 
Of  wise,  just,  good  :  a  man,  both  soul  and  nerve. 

Asall.  Sir,  I  must  join  in  just  belief  with  you ; 
But  what's  his  rival,  the  lord  high  constable  ? 

All.  As  just,  and  well  inclin'd,  when  he's  him- 
self, 

(Not  wrought  on  with  the  counsels  and  opinions 
Of  other  men,)  and  the  main  difference  is. 
The  admiral  is  riot  flexible,  nor  won 
To  move  one  scruple,  when  he  comprehends 
The  honest  track  and  justness  of  a  cause  : 
The  constable  explores  not  so  sincerely 
The  course  he  runs,  but  takes  the  mind  of  others, 


92  CHABOT.  [Act  I. 

(By  name  judicial,)  for  what  his  own 
Judgment  and  knowledge  should  conclude. 

Asall.  A  fault, 

In  ray  apprehension  :  another's  knowledge, 
Applied  to  my  instruction,  cannot  equal 
My  own  soul's  knowledge,  how  to  inform  acts  ; 
The  sun's  rich  radiance,  shot  through  waves  most 

fair, 

Is  but  a  shadow  to  his  beams  i'  the  air ; 
His  beams,  that  in  the  air  we  so  admire, 
Is  but  a  darkness  to  his  flame  in  fire  ; 
In  fire  his  fervour  but  as  vapour  flies, 
To  what  his  own  pure  bosom  rarifies  : 
And  the  Almighty  wisdom,  having  given 
Each  man  within  himself  an  apter  light 
To  guide  his  acts,  than  any  light  without  him, 
(Creating  nothing  not  in  all  things  equal,) 
It  seems  a  fault  in  any  that  depend 
On  other's  knowledge,  and  exile  their  own. 

All,  'Tis  nobly  argued  and  exemplified  ; 
But  now  I  hear  my  lord,  and  his  young  rival 
Are  to  be  reconcil'd,  and  then  one  light 
May  serve  to  guide  them  both. 

Atall.  I  wish  it  may  ;  the  king  being  made  first 

mover 

To  form  their  reconcilement,  and  inflame  it 
With  all  the  sweetness  of  his  praise  and  honour. 

All.  See,  'tis  dispatch'd,  I  hope  ;   the  king  doth 
grace  it. 

Loud  Music. — Enter  Ushers,  Secretary,  Treasurer, 
Chancellor,  CHABOT  and  MONTMORENCY,  hand 
in  hand,  the  King  following,  Attendants,  Sfc. 

King.    This  doth  express  the  noblest  fruit  of 

peace. 
Chan.  Which,  when  the  great  begin,  the  humble 

end 


Sc.  I.]  CHABOT.  98 

In  joyful  imitation,  all  combining 
A  gordian  beyond  the  Phrigian  knot, 
Past  wit  to  lose  it,  or  the  sword  ;  be  still  so. 
Treas.  'Tis  certain,  sir;  by  concord  least  things 

grow 

Most  great,  and  flourishing  like  trees,  that  wrap 
Their  forehead  in  the  skies,  may  these  do  so  ! 
King.  You  hear,  my  lord,  all  that  is  spoke  con- 
tends 

To  celebrate,  with  pious  vote,  the  atonement 
So  lately,  and  so  nobly  made  between  you. 

Chab.  Which,  for  itself,  sir,  [I]  resolve  to  keep 
Pure  and  inviolable,  needing  none 
To  encourage  or  confirm  it,  but  my  own 
Love  and  allegiance  to  your  sacred  counsel. 

King.  'Tis  good,  and  pleases,  like  my  dearest 

health. 
Stand  you  firm  on  that  sweet  simplicity  ? 

Mont.  Past  all  earth [ly]  policy  that  would  in- 
fringe it. 

King.  'Tis  well,  and  answers  all  the  doubts 
suspected. — 

Enter  an  Attendant,  who  whispers   Chabot,  and 

exit. 

And  what  moves  this  close  message,  Philip? 

Chab.  My  wife's  father,  sir,  is  closely  come  to 
court. 

King.  Is  he  come  to  the  court,  whose  aversation 
So  much  affects  him,  that  he  shuns  and  flies  it? 
What's  the  strange  reason  that  he  will  not  rise  - 
Above  the  middle  region  he  was  born  in? 

Chab.  He  saith,  sir,  'tis  because  the  extreme  of 

height 

Makes  a  man  less  seem  to  the  imperfect  eye 
Than  he  is  truly,  his  acts  envied  more  ; 
And  though  he  nothing  cares  for  seeming,  so 

VOL.  vi.  H 


94  CHABOT.  [Act  I. 

His  being  just  stand  firm  'twixt  heaven  and  him, 
Yet,  since  in  his  soul's  jealousy,  he  fears 
That  he  himself  advanced,  would  undervalue 
Men  placed  beneath  him,  and  their  business  with 

him, 

Since  height  of  place  oft  dazzles  height  of  judg- 
ment, 

He  takes  his  top-sail  down  in  such  rough  storms, 
And  apis  his  sails  to  airs  more  temperate. 

King.  A  most  wise  soul  he  has.  How  long  shall 

kings 

Raise  men  that  are  not  wise  till  they  be  high  ! 
You  have  our  leave  ;  but  tell  him,  Philip,  we 
Would  have  him  nearer. 

Mont.  Your  desires  attend  you. 

Enter  an  Attendant. 

King.  We  know  from  whence  you  come ;  say 

to  the  queen ; 

We  were  coming  to  her.  'Tis  a  day  of  love, 
And  she  seals  all  perfection. 

[Exeunt  King  and  Att. 

Treas.  My  lord, 
We  must  beseech  your  stay. 

Mont.  My  stay? 

Chan.  Our  counsels 

Have  led  you  thus  far  to  your  reconcilement, 
And  must  remember  you,  to  observe  the  end 
At  which,  in  plain,  I  told  you  then  we  aim'd  at : 
You  know  we  all  urg'd  the  atonement,  rather 
To  enforce  the  broader  difference  between  you, 
Than  to  conclude  your  friendship,  which  wise  men 
Know  to  be  fashionable,  and  privileg'd  policy, 
And  will  succeed  betwixt  you  and  the  admiral, 
As  sure  as  fate,  if  you  please  to  get  sign'd 
A  suit  now  to  the  king,  with  all  our  hands, 
Which  will  so  much  increase  his  precise  justice, 


Sc.  I.]  C  H  A  B  O  T.  95 

That,  weighing  not  circumstances  of  politic  state, 
He  will  instantly  oppose  it,  and  complain, 
And  urge  in  passion,  what  the  king  will  sooner 
Punish  than  yield  to,  and  so  render  you. 
In  the  king's  frown  on  him,  the  only  darling, 
And  'mediate  power  of  France. 

Mont.  My  good  lord  chancellor, 
Shall  I,  so  late  aton'd,  and  by  the  king's 
Hearty  and  earnest  motion,  fall  in  pieces? 

Chan,  'Tis  he,  not  you,  that  break. 

v  ' 

Treas.  Have  not  you  patience 
To  let  him  burn  himself  in  the  king's  flame? 

Chan.  Come,  be  not,  sir,  infected  with  a  spice 
Of  that  too  servile  equity,  that  renders 
Men  free  born  slaves,  and  rid  with  bits  like  horses, 
When  you  must  know,  my  lord,  that  even  in  nature 
A  man  is  animal  politicum, 
So  that  when  he  informs  his  actions  simply, 
He  does  in  both  'gainst  policy  and  nature, 
And  therefore  our  soul's  motion  is  affirm 'd 
To  be,  like  heavenly  Nature's,  circular, 
And  circles  being  call'd  ambitious  lines, 
We  must,  like  them,  become  ambitious  ever, 
And  endless  in  our  circumventions  ; 
No  tough  hides  limiting  our  cheveril  minds. 

Treas.    'Tis  learnedly,   and  past  all  answer, 

argued ; 
You  are  great,  and  must  grow  greater  still,  and 

greater, 

And  not  be  like  a  dull  and  standing  lake, 
That  settles,  putrifies,  and  chokes  with  mud ; 
But,  like  a  river  gushing  from  the  head, 
That  winds  through  the  under-vales,  what  checks 

o'erflowing, 

Gets  strength  still  of  his  course, 
Till  with  the  ocean  meeting,  even  with  him 
In  sway  and  title,  his  brave  billows  move. 

Mont.  You  speak  a  rare  affection, and  high  souls ; 
H2 


96  CHABOT.  [Act  I. 

But  give  me  leave,  great  lords,  still  my  just  thanks 
Remember'd  to  your  counsels  and  direction, 
I,  seeking  this  way  to  confirm  myself, 
I  undermine  the  columns  that  support 
My  hopeful,  glorious  fortune,  and  at  once 
Provoke  the  tempest,  though  did  drown  my  envy. 
With  what  assurance  shall  the  king  expect 
My  faith  to  him,  that  break  it  for  another? 
He  has  engag'd  our  peace,  and  my  revenge 
Forfeits  my  trust  with  him,  whose  narrow  sight 
Will  penetrate  through  all  our  mists,  could  we 
Veil  our  design  with  clouds  blacker  than  night ; 
But  grant  this  danger  over,  with  what  justice, 
Or  satisfaction  to  the  inward  judge, 
Shall  I  be  guilty  of  this  good  man's  ruin  ? 
Though  I  may  still  the  murmuring  tongues  with- 
out me, 
Loud  conscience  has  a  voice  to  shudder  greatness. 

Sec.  A  name  to  fright,  and  terrify  young  statists. 
There  is  necessity,  my  lord,  that  you 
Must  lose  your  light,  if  you  eclipse  not  him  ; 
Two  stars  so  lucid  cannot  shine  at  once 
In  such  a  firmament,  and  better  you 
Extinguish  his  fires,  than  be  made  his  fuel, 
And  in  your  ashes  give  his  flame  a  trophy. 

Chan.  My  lord,  the  league  that  you  have  vow'd 

of  friendship, 

In  a  true  understanding  not  confines  you, 
But  makes  you  boundless  ;  turn  not  edge  at  such 
A  liberty,  but  look  to  your  own  fortune  ; 
Secure  your  honour :  a  precisian 
In  state  is  a  ridiculous  miracle ; 
Friendship  is  but  a  visor,  beneath  which 
A  wise  man  laughs  to  see  whole  families 
Ruin'd,  upon  whose  miserable  pile 
He  mounts  to  glory.     Sir,  you  must  resolve 
To  use  any  advantage. 

Mont.  Misery 


&.I.J  CHABOT.  97 

Of  rising  statesmen!    I  must  on,  I  see, 
That,  'gainst  the  politic  and  privileg'd  fashion, 
All  justice  tastes  but  affectation.  [Exit. 

Chan.  Why  so;  we  shall  do  good  on  him  i'the 
end.  [Exeunt. 

SCENE   If. 

Another  Apartment  in  the  Same.   • 
Enter  Father  and  CHABOT. 

Chub.  You  are  most  welcome. 

Path.  I  wish  your  lordship's  safety ; 
Which,  whilst  1  pray  for,  I  must  not  forget 
To  urge  again  the  ways  to  fix  you  where 
No  danger  has  access  to  threaten  you. 

Chab.  Still  your  old  argument ;  I  owe  your  love 
for't. 

Path.  But,  fortified  with  new  and  pregnant  rea- 
sons, 
That  you  should  leave  the  court. 

Chab.  I  dare  not,  sir'. 

Path.  You  dare  be  undone  then. 

Chab.  I  should  be  ungrateful 
To  such  a  master,  as  no  subject  boasted, 
To  leave  his  service  when  they  exact 
My  chiefest  duty  and  attendance,  sir. 

Path.  Would  thou  wert  less  degraded  from  thy 

titles, 

And  swelling  offices  !  that  will,  i'  the  end, 
Ingulf  thee  past  a  rescue:  I  had  not  come 
So  far  to  trouble  you  at  this  time,  but  that 
I  do  not  like  the  loud  tongues  o'  the  world, 
That  say,  the  king  has  ta'en  another  favourite, 
The  constable,  a  gay  man,  and  a  great, 
With  a  huge  train  of  faction  too,  the  queen, 
Chancellor,  treasurer,  secretary,  and 


98  CHABOT.  [Actl. 

An  army  of  state  warriors,  whose  discipline 

Is  sure,  and  subtile  to  confusion. 

I  hope  the  rumour's  false,  thou  art  so  calm. 

Chab.  Report  has  not  abus'd  you,  sir. 

Path.  It  has  not! 

And  you  are  pleas' d  :  then  you  do  mean  to  mix 
With  unjust  courses,  the  great  constable 
And  you  combining,  that  no  suit  may  pass 
One  of  the  grapples  of  your  cither's  rape. 
I,  that  abhorr'd,  must  1  now  entertain 
A  thought,  that  your  so  straight  and  simple  custom 
To  render  justice,  and  the  common  good, 
Should  now  be  patch'd  with  policy,  and  wrested 
From  the  ingenuous  step  you  took, 
And  hang 

Upon  the  shoulders  of  your  enemy, 
To  bear  you  out  in  what  you  shame  to  act? 

Chab.  Sir,  we  both  are  reconciled. 

Path  It  follows, then,  thatboth  the  acts  must  bear 
Like  reconcilement ;  and  if  he  will  now 
Malign  and  malice  you  for  crossing  him, 
Or  any  of  his  faction  in  their  suits, 
Being  now  atou'd,  you  must  be  one  in  all, 
One  in  corruption  ;  and  'twixt  you  two  millstones, 
New  pick'd,  and  put  together,  must  the  grain 
Of  good  men's  needful  means  to  live,  be  ground 
Into  your  choking  superfluities : 
You  both  too  rich,  they  ruin'd. 

Chab.  I  conceive,  sir, 

We  both  may  be  enrich'd,  and  raise  our  fortunes 
Even  with  our  places  in  our  sovereign's  favour : 
Though  past  the  height  of  others,  yet  within 
The  rules  of  law  and  justice,  and  approve 
Our  actions  white  and  innocent. 

Path.  1  doubt  it, 

While  enforc'd  shew,  perhaps,  which  will,  1  fear, 
Prove  in  true  substance  but  a  miller's  whiteness, 
More  sticking  in  your  clothes  than  conscience. 


Sc.  II.]  C  H  A  B  O  T.  99 

Chab.  Your  censure  herein  tastes  some  passion, 

sir ; 

And  I  beseech  you  nourish  better  thoughts, 
Than  to  imagine  that  the  king's  mere  grace 
Sustains  such  prejudice  by  those  it  honours  ; 


That  of  necessity  we  must  pervert  it 

With  passionate  enemies,  and  ambitious  boundless 

Avarice,  and  every  license  incident 

To  fortunate  greatness,  and  that  all  abuse  it 

For  the  most  impious  avarice  of  some. 

Path.  As  if  the  total  sum  of  favourites'  frailties 
Affected  not  the  full  rule  of  their  kings 
In  their  own  partially  disposed  ambitions, 
And  that  kings  do  no  hazard  infinitely 
In  their  free  realties  of  rights  and  honours, 
Where  they  leave  much  for  favourites'  powers  to 
order. 

Chab.  But  we  have  such  a  master  of  our  king, 
In  the  imperial  art,  that  no  power  flies 
Out  of  his  favour,  but  his  policy  ties 
A  criance  to  it,  to  contain  it  still ; 
And  for  the  reconcilement  of  us,  sir, 
Never  were  two  in  favour,  that  were  more 
One  in  all  love  of  justice,  and  true  honour, 
Though  in  the  act  and  prosecution 
Perhaps  we  differ.     Howsoever,  yet 
One  beam  us  both  creating,  what  should  let 
That  both  our  souls  should  both  one  mettle  bear, 
And  that  one  stamp,  one  word,  one  character? 

Path.  I  could  almost  be  won  to  be  a  courtier ; 
There's  something  more  in's  composition 
Than  ever  yet  was  favourite's. — 

Enter  a  Courtier. 
What's  he? 

Cour.  I  bring  your  lordship  a  sign'd  bill,  to  have 
The  addition  of  your  honour'd  hand  ;  the  council 
Have  all  before  subscribed,  and  full  prepar'd  it. 


Y 


100  CHABOT.  [Act  I. 

Chab.  It  seems  then  they  have  weigh'd  the  im- 
portance of  it, 
And  know  the  grant  is  just. 

Cour.  No  doubt,  my  lord  ; 
Or  else  they  take  therein  the  constable's  word, 
It  being  his  suit,  and  his  power  having  wrought 
The  king  already  to  appose  his  hand. 

Chab.  I  do  not  like  his  working  of  the  king ; 
For  if  it  be  a  suit  made  known  to  him, 
And  fit  to  pass,  he  wrought  himself  to  it : 
However,  my  hand  goes  to  no  such  grant, 
But  first  I'll  know,  and  censure  it  myself. 

Cour.  Ate,1  if  thou  be'st  goddess  of  contention, 
That  Jove  took  by  the  hair,  and  hurl'd  from  heaven, 
Assume  in  earth  thy  empire,  and  this  bill 
Thy  firebrand,  make  to  turn  his  love,  thus  tempted, 
Into  a  hate  as  horrid  as  thy  furies.  [Aside. 

Chab.  Does  this  bear  title  of  his  lordship's  suit  ? 

Cour.  It  does,  my  lord,  and  therefore  he  be- 

seech'd 
The  rather  your  dispatch. 

Chab.  No,  thought  the  rather ; 
But  now  the  rather  all  power's  against  it, 
The  suit  being  most  unjust,  and  he  pretending 
In  all  his  actions  justice,  on  the  sudden, 
After  his  so  late  vow  not  to  violate  it, 
Is  strange  and  vile  ;  and  if  the  king  himself 
Should  own  and  urge  it,  I  would  stay  and  cross  it, 
For  'tis  within  the  free  power  of  my  office, 
And  I  should  strain  his  kingdom  if  I  pass'd  it. 
I  see  their  poor  attempts,  and  giddy  malice. 
Is  this  the  reconcilement  that  so  lately 
He  vow'd  in  sacred  witness  of  the  king? 
Assuring  me  he  never  more  would  offer 
To  pass  a  suit  unjust,  which  I  well  know 
This  is,  above  all,  and  have  often  been  urg'd 
To  give  it  passage. — Be  you,  sir,  the  judge. 

1  Cour.  Ate,]   The  old  copy  has,  A  he. 


&.H.]  CHABOT.  101 

Path.  I  will  not  meddle 
With  any  thing  of  state,  you  knew  long  since. 

Chab.  Yet  you  may  hear  it,  sir. 

Path.  You  will  not  urge 
My  opinion  then  ?  Go  to. 

Chab.  An  honest  merchant, 
Presuming  on  our  league  of  France  with  Spain, 
Brought  into  Spain  a  wealthy  ship,  to  vent 
Her  fit  commodities  to  serve  the  country, 
Which,  in  the  place  of  suffering  their  sale, 
Were  seiz'd,  to  recompense  a  Spanish  ship, 
Priz'd  by  a  Frenchman  ere  the  league  was  made : 
No  suits,  no  letters  of  our  king's  could  gain 
Our  merchant's  first  right  in  it ;  but  his  letters, 
Unreverently  received,  the  kind's  self  scandal,      *^5£^" 
Beside  the  league's  breach,  and  the  foul  injustice 
Done  to  our  honest  merchant,  who  endured  all, 
'Till  some  small  time   since,    authoriz'd  by  our 

council, 

Though  not  in  open  court,  he  made  a  ship  out, 
And  took  a  Spaniard  ;  brings  all  home,  and  sues 
To  gain  his  full-prov'd  loss,  full  recompense 
Of  his  just  prize  :  his  prize  is  stay'd  and  seiz'd, 
Yet  for  the  king's  disposure  ;  and  the  Spaniard 
Makes  suit  to  be  restor'd  her,  which  this  bill 
Would  fain  get  granted,  feigning,  as  they  hop'd, 
With  my  allowance,  and  way  given  to  make 
Our  countryman's  in  Spain  their  absolute  prize. 

Path.  'Twere  absolute  injustice. 

Chab.  Should  I  pass  it1? 

Path.  Pass  life  and  state  before. 

Chab.  If  this  would  seem 
His  lordship's  suit,  his  love  to  me,  and  justice, 
Including  plots  upon  me,  while  my  simpleness 
Is  seriously  vow'd  to  reconcilement; 
Love  him,  good  vulgars,  and  abhor  me  still, 
For  if  I  court  your  flattery  with  my  crimes, 
Heaven's  love  before  me  fly,  till  in  my  tomb 


102  CHABOT.  [Act  I. 

I  stick,  pursuing  it ;  and  for  this  bill, 

Thus  say  'twas  shiver 'd  ;  bless  us  equal  heaven  ! 

[Tears  the  bill,  and  exit. 

Path.  This  could  I  cherish  now,  above  his  loss.— 
You  may  report  as  much,  the  bill  discharg'd,  sir. 

[Exeunt. 


ACT   II.     SCENE  I. 

An  Apartment  in  the  Palace. 

Enter  King.  Queen,  and  Secretary,  with  the  torn  bill. 

King.  Is  it  e'en  so ! 

Queen.  Good  heaven,  how  tame  you  are  ! 
Do  kings  of  France  reward  foul  traitors  thus! 

King.  No  traitor  ;  you're  too  loud  :  Chabot's  no 

traitor ; 

He  has  the  passions  of  a  man  about  him, 
And  multiplicity  of  cares  may  make 
Wise  men  forget  themselves.     Come,  be  you  pa- 
tient. 

Queen.  Can  you  be  so,  and  see  yourself  thus 
torn? 

King.  Ourself? 

Queen.  There  is  some  left,  if  you  dare  own 
Your  royal  character  :  is  not  this  your  name  ? 

King.  'Tis  Francis,  I  confess. 

Queen.  Be  but  a  name, 
If  this  stain  live  upon't.  affronted  by 
Your  subject.     Shall  the  sacred  name  of  king, 
A  word  to  make  your  nation  bow  and  tremble, 
Be  thus  profan'd  ?  Are  laws  establish'd 
To  punish  the  defacers  of  your  image, 
But  dully  set  by  the  rude  hand  of  others 


Sc.  1.]  CHABOT.  103 

Upon  your  coin,  and  shall  the  character 
That  doth  include  the  blessing  of  all  France, 
Your  name,  thus  written  by  your  royal  hand, 
Design'd  for  justice,  and  your  kingdom's  honour, 
Not  call  up  equal  anger  to  reward  it? 
Your  counsellors  of  state  contemn'd  and  slighted, 
As  in  this  brain  more  circumscrib'd  all  wisdom, 
And  policy  of  empire,  and  your  power 
Subordinate  and  subject  to  his  passion. 

King.  Come,  it  concerns  you  not. 

Queen.   Is  this  the  consequence 
Of  an  atonement  made  so  lately  between 
The  hopeful  Montmorency  and  his  lordship, 
Urge[d]  by  yourself  with  such  a  precious  sanction? 
Come,  he  that  dares  do  this,  wants  not  a  heart, 
But  opportunity— 

King.  To  do  what? 

Queen.  To  tear  your  crown  off. 

King.  Come,  your  language  doth  taste  more 
Of  rage  and  womanish  flame,  than  solid  reason, 
Against  the  admiral.    What  commands  of  your's, 
Not  to  your  expectation  obey'd 
By  him,  is  ground  of  your  so  keen  displeasure  ? 

Queen.  Commands  of  mine?  he  is  too  great  and 

powerful 

To  stoop  to  my  employment,  a  Colossus, 
And  can  stride  from  one  province  to  another 
By  the  assistance  of  those  offices 
You  have  most  confidently  impos'd  upon  him. 
'Tis  he,  not  you,  take  up  the  people's  eyes 
And  admiration,  while  his  princely  wife — 

King.  Nay,  then  I  reach  the  spring  of  your  dis- 
taste ; 
He  has  a  wife — 


104  CHABOT.  [Actll. 


Enter  Chancellor  and  Treasurer,  and  whisper  with 
the  King. 

Queen.  Whom  for  her  pride  I  love  not, 
And  1  but  in  her  husband's  ruin 
Can  triumph  o'er  her  greatness.  [Aside. 

King.  Well,  well ;  I'll  think  on't.  [Exit. 

Chan.  He  begins  to  incline. — 
Madam,  you  are  the  soul  of  our  great  work. 

Queen.  I'll  follow,  and  employ  my  powers  upon 
him. 

Treas.  We  are  confident  you  will  prevail  at  last, 
And  for  the  pious  work  oblige  the  king  to  you. 

Chan.  And  us  your  humblest  creatures. 

Queen.  Press  no  further.  [Exit. 

Chan.  Let's  seek  out  my  lord  constable. 

Treas.  And  inflame  him, — 

Chan.  To  expostulate  with  Chabot ;  something 

may 

Arise  from  thence,  to  pull  more  weight  upon  him. 

[Exeunt. 

SCENE  II. 

Another  Apartment  in  the  Same. 
Enter  Father  and  ALLEGRE. 

Fath.  How  sorts  the  business?   how  took  the 

king 
The  tearing  of  his  bill  ? 

All.  Exceeding  well, 

And  seem'd  to  smile  at  all  their  grim  complaints 
'Gainst  all  that  outrage  to  his  highness'  hand, 
And  said,  in  plain,  he  sign'd  it  but  to  try 
My  lord's  firm  justice. 

Fath.  What  a  sweet  king  'tis  ! 


5r.Il.]  CHABOT. 

AIL  But  how  his  rival,  the  lord  constable, 
Is  labour'd  by  the  chancellor,  and  others,  to  retort 
His  wrong  with  ten  parts  more  upon  my  lord, 
Is  monstrous. 

Path.  Need  he  their  spurs  ? 

All.  Ay,  sir,  for  he's  afraid 
To  bear  himself  too  boldly  in  his  braves 
Upon  the  king,  being  newly  enter'd  minion, 
Since  'tis  but  patience  sometime  they  think  ; 
Because  the  favour  spending  in  two  streams, 
One  must  run  low  at  length,  till  when  he  dare 
Take  fire  in  such  flame  as  his  faction  wishes, 
But  with  wise  fear  contains  himself,  and  so, 
Like  a  green  faggot,  in  his  kindling  smokes ; 
And  where  the  chancellor,  his  chief  Cyclops,  finds 
The  fire  within  him  apt  to  take,  he  blows, 
And  then  the  faggot  flames,  as  never  more 
The  bellows  needed,  till  the  too  soft  greenness 
Of  his  state  habit  shews  his  sap  still  flows 
Above  the  solid  timber,  with  which,  then 
His  blaze  shrinks  head,  he  cools,  and  smokes  again. 

Path.  Good  man,  he  would  be,  would  the  bad 
not  spoil  him. 

All.  True,  sir  :  but  they  still  ply  him  with  their 

arts  ; 

And,  as  I  heard,  have  wrought  him  personally 
To  question  my  lord  with  all  the  bitterness 
The  galls  of  all  their  faction  can  pour  in  ; 
And  such  an  expectation  hangs  upon't, 
Though  all  the  court,  as  'twere  with  child,  and 

long'd 

To  make  a  mirror  of  my  lord's  clear  blood, 
And  therein  see  the  full  ebb  of  his  flood, 
And  therefore,  if  you  please  to  counsel  him, 
You  shall  perform  a  father's  part. 

Fath.  Nay,  since 

He's  gone  so  far,  I  would  not  have  him  fear, 
But  dare  them  ;  and  yet  I'll  not  meddle  in't.  — 


106  CHABOT.  [Act  II. 


Enter  CHABOT. 

He's  here  ;  if  he  have  wit  to  like  his  cause, 

His  spirit  will  not  be  ashani'd  to  die  iri't.       [Exit. 

All.    My  lord,  retire,  you're  waylaid  in  your 

walks  ; 

Your  friends  are  all  fallen  from  you  ;  all  your  ser- 
vants, 

Suborn'd  by  all  advantage,  to  report 
Each  word  you  whisper  out,  and  to  serve  you 
With  hat  and  knee,  while  other  have  their  hearts. 

Chab.  Much  profit  may  my  foes  make  of  such 

servants ! 

I  love  no  enemy  I  have  so  well, 
To  take  so  ill  a  bargain  from  his  hands. 

All.  Their  other  odds  yet  shun,  all  being  com- 

bin'd, 

And  lodg'd  in  ambush,  arriv'd  to  do  you  mischief 
By  any  means,  past  fear  of  law  or  sovereign. 

Chab.  I  walk  no  desart,  yet  go  arm'd  with  that 
That  would  give  wildest  beasts  instincts  to  rescue, 
Rather  than  offer  any  force  to  hurt  me. 
My  innocencefisl  which  is  a  conquering  justice, 
As  wears  a  shield,  that  both  defends  and  fights. 

Alt.  One  against  all  the  world. 

Chub.  The  more  the  odds, 
The  less  the  conquest ;  or,  if  all  the  world 
Be  thought  an  army  fit  to  employ  against  one, 
That  one  is  argued  fit  to  fight  'gainst  all : 
If  I  fall  under  them,  this  breast  shall  bear 
Their  heap  digested  in  my  sepulchre. 
Death  is  the  life  of  good  men  :  let  them  come. 

Enter  MONTMORENCY,  Chancellor,  Treasurer,  and 
Secretary. 

Mont.   I  thought,  my  lord,  our  reconcilement 
perfect. 


Sc.  II]  CHABOT.  107 

You  have  express'd  what  sea  of  gall  flow'd  in  you, 
In  tearing  of  the  bill  I  sent  to  allow. 

Chab.  Dare  you  confess  the  sending  of  that  bill  ? 

Mont.  Dare  ?  why  not  ? 

Chab.  Because  it  brake  your  oath 
Made  in  our  reconcilement,  and  betrays 
The  honour,  and  the  chief  life  of  the  king, 
Which  is  his  justice. 

Mont.  Betrays? 

Chab.  No  less,  and  that  I'll  prove  to  him. 

Omnes.  You  cannot. 

Treas.  I  would  not  wish  you  offer  at  an  action 
So  most  impossibly,  and  much  against 
The  judgment  and  favour  of  the  king. 

Chab.  His  judgment,  nor  his  favour,!  respect, 
So  I  preserve  his  justice. 

Chan.  'Tis  not  justice, 
Which  I'll  prove  by  law,  and  absolute  learning. 

Chab.  All  your  great  law  and  learning  are  but 

words, 

When  I  plead  plainly,  naked  truth  and  deeds, 
Which,  though  you  seek  to  fray  with  state  and 

glory, 

I'll  shoot  a  shaft  at  all  your  globe  of  light ; 
If  lightning  split  it,  yet  'twas  high  and  right.  [Exit. 

Mont.  Brave  resolution,  so  his  acts  be  just! 
He  cares  for  gain  not  honour. 

Chan.  How  came  he  then 
By  all  his  infinite  honour  and  his  gain  ? 

Treas.  Well  said,  my  lord. 

Sec.  Answer  but  only  that. 

Mont.  By  doing  justice  still  in  all  his  actions. 

Sec.  But  if  this  action  prove  unjust,  will  you 
Say  all  his  other  may  be  so  as  well, 
And  think  your  own  course  fitter  far  than  his? 

Mont.  I  will.  [Exit. 

Chan.  He  cools,  we  must  not  leave  him  ;  we 

have  no 
Such  engine  to  remove  the  admiral.          [Exeunt. 


108  CHABOT.  [ActU. 

. 

SCENE  III. 

Another  Apartment  in  the  Same. 
Enter  King  and  CHABOT. 

King.  I  prithee,  Philip,  be  not  so  severe 
To  him  I  favour  ;  'tis  an  argument 
That  may  serve  one  day  to  avail  yourself; 
Nor  does  it  square  with  your  so  gentle  nature, 
To  give  such  fires  of  envy  to  your  blood  ; 
For  howsoever,  out  of  love  to  justice, 
Your  jealousy  of  that  doth  so  incense  you, 
Yet  they  that  censure  it  will  say  'tis  envy. 

Chab.  I  serve  not  you  for  them,  but  for  yourself ; 
And  that  good  in  your  rule,  that  justice  does  you, 
Arid  care  not  this  what  others  say,  so  you 
Please  but  to  do  me  right  for  what  you  know. 

King.   You  will  not  do  yourself  right.    Why 

should  I 
Exceed  you  to  yourself? 

Chab.  Myself  am  nothing, 
Corapar'd  to  what  I  seek ;  'tis  justice  only, 
The  fount  and  flood  both  of  your  strength  and 
kingdoms. 

King.  But  who  knows  not,  that  extreme  justice  is 
("By  all  rul'd  laws)  the  extreme  of  injury, 
And  must  to  you  be  so  ;  the  persons  that 
Your  passionate  heat  calls  into  question 
Are  great  and  many,  and  may  wrong  in  you 
Your  rights  of  kind,  and  dignities  of  fortune  ; 
And  I  advanc'd  you  not  to  heap  on  you 
Honours  and  fortunes,  that,  by  strong  hand  now 
Held  up,  and  over  you,  when  heaven  takes  off 
That  powerful  hand,  should  thunder  on  your  head, 
And  after  you  crush  your  surviving  seeds. 


Se.  III.]  CHABOT.  109 

Chab.  Sir,  your  regards  to  both  are  great  and 

sacred  ; 

But,  if  the  innocence  and  right  that  rais'd  me 
And  means  for  mine,  can  find  no  friend  hereafter 
Of  him  that  ever  lives,  and  ever  seconds 
All  kings  just  bounties  with  defence,  and  refuge 
In  just  men's  races,  let  my  fabric  ruin, 
My  stock  want  sap,  my  branches  by  the  root 
Be  torn  to  death,  and  swept  with  whirlwinds  out. 

King.  For  my  love,  no  relenting? 

Chab.  No  my  liege, 
'Tis  for  your  love  and  right  that  I  stand  out. 

King.  Be  better  yet  advis'd. 

Chab.  \  cannot,  sir  ; 
Should  any  oracle  become  my  counsel, 
For  that  I  stand  not  out,  thus  of  set  will, 
Or  pride  of  any  singular  conceit, 
My  enemies,  and  the  world  may  clearly  know, 
1  taste  no  sweets  to  drown  in  others'  gall ; 
And  to  affect  in  that  which  makes  me  loath'd, 
To  leave  myself  and  mine  expos'd  to  all 
The  dangers  you  propos'd,  my  purchas'd  honours, 
And  all  my  fortunes  in  an  instant  lost, 
That  money,  cares,    and   pains,  and  years  have 

gather'd, 

How  mad  were  I  to  rave  thus  in  my  wounds  ! 
Unless  my  known  health  felt  in  these  forc'd  issues 
Were  sound  and  fit,  and  that  I  did  not  know 
By  most  true  proofs,  that,  to  become  sincere, 
With  all  men's  hates,  doth  far  exceed  their  loves, 
To  be,  as  they  are,  mixtures  of  corruption  ? 
And  that  those  envies  that  1  see  pursue  me, 
Of  all  true  actions  are  the  natural  consequents, 
Which  being  my  object,  and  my  resolute  choice, 
Not  for  my  good,  butyour's,  I  will  have  justice. 

King.    You  will  have  justice  f   Is  your  will  so 


Now  against  mine,  your  power  being  so  weak, 
VOL.  vi.  I 


110  CHABOT.  [Act  II. 

Before  my  favour  gave  them  both  their  forces  ? 
Of  all  that  ever  shar'd  in  my  free  graces, 
You,  Philip  Chabot,  a  mean  gentleman, 
Have  not  1  rais'd  you  to  a  supremest  lord, 
And  given  you  greater  dignities  than  any  ? 

Chab.  You  have  so. 

King.  Well  said  ;  and  to  spur  your  dulness 
With  the  particulars  to  which  I  rais'd  you, 
Have  not  I  made  you  first  a  knight  of  the  order, 
Then  admiral  of  France,  then  count  Byzanges, 
Lord,  and  lieutenant-general  of  all 
My  country,  and  command  of  Burgundy  ; 
Lieutenant-general  likewise  of  my  son, 
Dauphin  and  heir,  and  of  all  Normandy, 
And  of  my  chiefly  honour'd  privy  council, 
And  cannot  all  these  powers  weigh  down  your 
will? 

Chab.  No,  sir  ;  they  were  not  given  me  to  that 

end; 
But  to  uphold  my  will,  my  will  being  just. 

King.   And  who  shall  judge  that  justice,  you 
or  I? 

Chab.  I,  sir,  in  this  case ;  your  royal  thoughts 

are  fitly 

Exempt  from  every  curious  search  of  one, 
You  have  the  general  charge  with  care  of  all. 

King.  And  do  not  generals  include  particulars  ? 
May  not  I  judge  of  any  thing  compris'd 
In  your  particular,  as  well  as  you? 

Chab.  Far  be  the  misery  from  you,  that  you  may! 
My  cares,  pains,  broken  sleep,  therein  made  more 
Than  your's,  should  make  me  see  more,  and  my 

forces 
Render  of  better  judgment. 

King.  Well,  sir,  grant 
Your  force  in  this,  my  odds  in  benefits, 
Paid  for  your  pains,  put  in  the  other  scale. 
And  any  equal  holder  of  the  balance 


Sc.  Ill]  CHABOT.  Ill 

Will  shew  my  merits  hoist  up  your's  to  air, 
In  rule  of  any  doubt  or  deed  betwixt  us. 

Chab.  You  merit  not  of  me  for  benefits, 
More  than  myself  of  you  for  services. 

King.  Is't  possible? 

Chab.  'Tis  true. 

King.  Stand  you  on  that? 

Chab.  Ay,  to  the  death,  and  will  approve  to  all 
men. 

King.  I  am  deceiv'd ;   but  I  shall  find  good 

judges, 
That  will  find  difference. 

Chab.  Find  them,  being  good. 

King.  Still  so?  What,  if  conferring 
My  bounties,  and  your  services  to  sound  them, 
We  fall  foul  on  some  licenses  of  your's  ? 
Nay,  give  me  therein  some  advantage  of  you. 

Chab.  They  cannot. 

King.  Not  in  sifting  their  severe  discharges 
Of  all  your  offices? 

Chab.  The  more  you  sift, 
The  more  you  shall  refine  me. 

King.  What  if  1 

Grant  out  against  you  a  commission, 
Join'd  with  an  extraordinary  process, 
To  arrest,  and  put  you  in  law's  hands  for  trial  ? 

Chab.  Not  with  law's  uttermost. 

King.  I'll  throw  the  dice. 

Chab.  And  I'll  endure  the  chance, 
The  dice  being  square. 

Repos'd  in  dreadless  confidence  and  conscience, 
That  all  your  most  extremes  shall  never  reach, 
Or  to  my  life,  my  goods,  or  honour's  breach. 

King.  Was  ever  heard  so  fine  a  confidence  ? 
Must  it  not  prove  presumption?  and  can  that 
'Scape  bracks  and  errors  in  your  search  of  law? 
1  prithee  weigh  yet,  with  more  soul  than  danger, 
And  some  less  passion. 

12 


112  CHABOT.  [Avt\\. 

Chab.  Witness,  heaven,  I  cannot, 
Were  I  dissolv'd,  and  nothing  else  but  soul. 

King.  Beshrew  my  blood,  but  his  resolves  amaze 
me.  [Aside. 

Was  ever  such  a  justice  in  a  subject, 
Of  so  much  office  left  to  his  own  swing, 
That  left  to  law  thus,  and  his  sovereign's  wrath, 
Could  stand  clear,  'spite  of  both  !  Let  reason  rule  it, 
Before  it  come  at  law  :  a  man  so  rare 
In  one  thing,  cannot  in  the  rest  be  vulgar ; 
And  who  sees  you  not  in  the  broad  highway, 
The  common  dust  up  in  your  own  eyes  beating, 
In  quest  of  riches,  honours,  offices, 
As  heartily  in  shew  as  most  believe, 
And  he  that  can  use  actions  with  the  vulgar, 
Must  needs  embrace  the  same  effects,  and  cannot 

inform  him 

Whatsoever  he  pretends,  use  them  with  such 
Free  equity,  as  fits  one  just  and  real, 
Even  in  the  eyes  of  men,  nor  stand  at  all  parts 
So  truly  circular,  so  sound,  and  solid, 
But  have  his  swellings  out,  his  cracks  and  crannies, 
And  therefore  in  this  reason,  before  law 
Take  you  to  her,  lest  you  affect  and  flatter 
Yourself  with  mad  opinions. 

Chab.  I  were  mad 
Directly,  sir,  if  1  were  yet  to  know 
Not  the  sure  danger,  but  the  certain  ruin 
Of  men  shot  into  law  from  kings'  bent  brow. 
There  being  no  dream  from  the  most  muddy  brain 
Upon  the  foulest  fancy,  that  can  forge 
More  horror  in  the  shadows  of  mere  fame, 
Than  can  some  lawyer  in  a  man  expos'd 
To  his  interpretation  by  the  king. 
But  these  grave  toys  I  shall  despise  in  death  ; 
And  while  I  live,  will  lay  them  open  so, 
(My  innocence  laid  by  them,)  that,  like  foils, 
They  shall  stick  of  my  merits  ten  times  more, 


Sc.  Ill]  CHABOT.  113 

And  make  your  bounties  nothing  ;  for  who  gives 
And  hits  i'  the  teeth,  himself  pays  with  the  glory 
For  which  he  gave,  as  being  his  end  of  giving, 
Not  to  crown  merits,  or  do  any  good, 
And  so  no  thanks  is  due  but  to  his  glory. 

King.  'Tis  brave,  I  swear. 

Chab.  No,  sir,  'tis  plain  and  rude, 
But  true  and  spotless  ;  and  where  you  object 
My  hearty  and  gross  vulgar  love~bf  riches, 
Titles,  and  honours,  I  did  never  seek  them 
For  any  love  to  them,  but  to  that  justice 
You  ought  to  use  in  their  due  gift  to  merits, 
To  shew  you  royal,  and  most  open-handed, 
Not  using  for  hands,  talons,  pincers,  grapples  ; 
In  whose  gripes,  and  upon  whose  gor'd  point, 
Deserts  hang  sprawling  out  their  virtuous  limbs. 

King.  Better  and  better ! 

Chab.  This  your  glory  is  ; 
My  deserts  wrought  upon  no  wretched  matter, 
But  shew'd  your  royal  palms  as  free  and  moist, 
As  Ida,  all  enchas'd  with  silver  springs, 
And  yet  my  merit  still  their  equal  sings. 

King.  Sing  till  thou  sigh  thy  soul  out ;  hence, 
and  leave  us. 

Chab.  My  person  shall,  my  love  and  faith  shall 
never. 

King.  Perish  thy  love  and  faith,  and  thee  for 
ever !  [Exit  Chab. 

Who's  there?— 

Enter  As  ALL. 


Let  one  go  for  the  chancellor. 

Asall.  He's  here  in  court,  sir. 

King.  Haste,  and  send  him  hither. — 

[Exit  Asall. 
This  is  an  insolence  I  never  met  with. 


114  CHABOT.  [Act  II. 

Can  one  so  high  as  his  degrees  ascend, 
Climb  all  so  free,  and  without  stain  *? — 

Enter  Chancellor. 
My  lord 

Chancellor,  I  send  for  you  about  a  service 
Of  equal  price  to  me,  as  if  again 
My  ransom  came  to  me  from  Pavian  thraldom, 
And  more,  as  if  from  forth  a  subject's  fetters, 
The  worst  of  servitudes,  my  life  were  rescued. 

Chan.  You  fright  me  with  a  prologue  of  much 
trouble. 

King.  Methinks  it  might  be.   Tell  me,  out  of  all 
Your  famous  learning,  was  there  ever  subject 
Rais'd  by  his  sovereign's  free  hand  from  the  dust, 
Up  to  a  height  above  air's  upper  region, 
That  might  compare  with  him  in  any  merit 
That  so  advanc'd  him,  and  not  shew  in  that 
Gross  over-weening  worthy  cause  to  think 
There  might  be  other  over-sights  excepted, 
Of  capital  nature,  in  his  sifted  greatness? 

Chan.  And  past  question,  sir,  for  one  absurd 

thing  granted, 
A  thousand  follow. 

King.  You  must  then  employ 
Your  most  exact  and  curious  art,  to  explore 
A  man  in  place  of  greatest  trust  and  charge, 
Whom  I  suspect  to  have  abus'd  them  all, 
And  in  whom  you  may  give  such  proud  veins  vent, 
As  will  bewray  their  boiling  blood,  corrupted 
Both  'gainst  my  crown  and  life. 

Chan.  And  may  my  life 
Be  curs'd  in  every  act, 
If  I  explore  him  not  to  every  fibre.1 

King.  It  is  my  admiral? 

Chan.  Oh,  my  good  liege, 

You  tempt,  not  charge  me,  with  such  search  of  him. 
1  fibre.']    The  old  copy  "  finer."     D. 


Skill.]  CHABOT.  115 

King.  Doubt  not  my  heartiest  meaning  :  all  the 

troubles 

That  ever  mov'd  in  a  distracted  king, 
Put  in  just  fear  of  his  assaulted  life, 
Are  not  above  my  sufferings  for  Chabot. 

Chan.  Then  I  am  glad,  and  proud  that  I  can 

cure  you, 

For  he's  a  man  that  I  am  studied  in, 
And  all  his  offices,  and  if  you  please 
To  {jive  authority — 

King.  You  shall  not  want  it. 

Chan.  If  I  discharge  you  not  of  that  disease 
About  your  neck  grown,  by  your  strange  trust  in  him, 
With  full  discovery  of  the  foulest  treasons — 

King.  But  I  must  have  all  prov'd  with  that  free 
justice. 

Chan.  Beseech  your  majesty,  do  not  question  it. 

King.  About  it  instantly,  and  take  me  wholly 
Upon  yourself. 

Chan.  How  much  you  grace  your  servant ! 

King.  Let  it  be  fiery  quick. 

Chan.  It  shall  have  wings, 
And  every  feather  shew  the  flight  of  kings.  [Exe. 


ACT   III.    SCENE   I. 
A  Gallery. 

Enter  Chancellor  attended,  the  Proctor- general 
whispering  in  his  ear,  two  Judges  following ; 
they  pass. — Enter  CHABOT,  in  his  gown,  guarded, 
followed  by  his  Father  and  "Wife  on  each  side 
O/*ALLEGRE. 

Chab.  And  have  they  put  my  faithful  servant  to 

the  rack  1 
Heaven  arm  the  honest  man  ! 


116  CHABOT.  [Act  III. 

Path.  Allegre  feels  the  malice  of  the  chancellor. 
Chab.   Many  upon  the  torture  have  confess'd 
Things  against  truth,  and  yet  his  pain  sits  nearer 
Than  all  my  other  fears. — Come,  don't  weep. 

Wife.  My  lord,  I  do  not  grieve  out  of  a  thought, 
Or  poor  suspicion,  they  with  all  their  malice 
Can  stain  your  honour;  hut  it  troubles  me, 
The  king  should  grant  this  license  to  your  ene- 
mies, 
As  he  were  willing  to  hear  Chabot  guilty. 

Chab.  No  more;  the  king  is  just;  and  by  ex- 
posing me 

To  this  trial,  means  to  render  me 
More  happy  to  his  subjects  and  himself; 
His  sacred  will  be  obey'd  :  take  thy  own  spirit, 
And  let  no  thought  infringe  thy  peace  for  me  ; 
I  go  to  have  my  honours  all  confirm'd. 
Farewell ;  thy  lip :  [kisses  herJ] — my  cause  has  so 

much  innocence, 

It  shall  not  need  thy  prayer. — F  leave  her  your's, 
Till  my  return.    Oh,  let  me  be  a  son 
Still  in  your  thoughts. — Now,  gentlemen,  set  for- 
ward.         [Exeunt  all  but  Path,  and  Wife. 
Path.  See,  you  that  trust  in  greatness,  what  sus- 
tains you  ; 

These  hazards  you  must  look  for,  you  that  thrust 
Your  heads  into  a  cloud,  where  lie  in  ambush 
The  soldiers  of  state,  in  privy  arms 
Of  yellow  fire,  jealous,  and  mad  at  all 
That  shoot  their  foreheads  up  into  their  forges, 
And  pry  into  their  gloomy  cabinets  ; 
You,  like  vain  citizens,  that  must  go  see 
Those  ever-burning  furnaces,  wherein 
Your  brittle  glasses  of  estate  are  blown, 
Who  knows  not  you  are  all  but  puff,  and  bubble 
Of  breath,  and  fume  forg'd,  your  vile  brittle  natures 
Cause  of  your  dearness  ?  were  you  tough  and  last- 
ing. 


&•.!.]  CHABOT.  1IT 

You   would  be  cheap,  and  not  worth  half  your 

face. — 
Now,  daughter ;  planet-struck? 

Wife.  1  am  considering 
What  form  I  shall  put  on,  as  best  agreeing 
With  my  lord's  fortune. 

Path.  Habit  do  you  mean, 
Of  mind,  or  body? 

Wife.  Both  would  be  apparell'd. 

Path.  In  neither  you  have  reason  yet  to  mourn. 

Wife.    I'll   not  accuse   my   heart  of  so   much 

weakness ; 
Twere  a  confession  'gainst  my  lord. — The  queen. 

Enter    Queen,   MONTMORENCY,   Treasurer,   and 
Secretary. 

She  has  express*d  'gainst  me  some  displeasure. 

Path.  Let's  this  way  through  the  gallery. 

Queen.  'Tis  she. 

Do  you.  my  lord,  say  I  would  speak  with  her. — 
And  has  Allegre,  one  of  chiefest  trust  with  him, 
Suffered  the  rack?     The  chancellor  is  violent : 
And  what's  confess'd  ? 

Treas.  Nothing ;  he  contemn'd  all 
That  could  with  any  cruell'st  pain  explore  him, 
As  if  his  mind  had  robb'd  his  nerves  of  sense, 
And  through  them  diffus'd  fiery  spirits  above 
All  flesh  and  blood  ;  for,ashis  limbs  were  stretch'd, 
His  contempts  too  extended. 

Queen.  A  strange  fortitude  ! 

Treas.  But  we  shall  lose  the  arraignment. 

Queen.  The  success 
Will  soon  arrive. 

Treas.  You'll  not  appear,  my  lord,  then? 

Mont.  I  desire 
Your  lordship  would  excuse  me. 


118  CHABOT.  [Refill. 

Treat.  We  are  your  servants. 

[Exeunt  Treas.  and  Sec. —  Chabofs  Wife 
approaches  the  Queen,  and  kneels. 

Mont.  She  attends  you,  madam. 

Queen.  This  humbleness  proceeds  not  from  your 

heart. 

Why, you  areaqueen  yourself  in  your  own  thoughts, 
The  admiral's  wife  of  France  cannot  be  less. 
You  have  not  state  enough  ;  you  should  not  move 
Without  a  train  of  friends  and  servants. 

Wife.  There  is  some  mystery 
Within  your  language,  madam.     I  would  hope 
You  have  more  charity  than  to  imagine 
My  present  condition  worth  your  triumph, 
In  which  1  am  not  so  lost,  but  I  have 
Some  friends  and  servants  with  proportion 
To  my  lord's  fortune ;  but  none  within  the  list 
Of  those  that  obey  me,  can  be  more  ready 
To  express  their  duties,  than  my  heart  to  serve 
Your  just  commands. 

Queen.  Then  pride  will  ebb,  I  see  ; 
There  is  no  constant  flood  of  state  and  greatness  ; 
The  prodigy  is  ceasing  when  your  lord 
Comes  to  the  balance.     He  whose  blazing  fires 
Shot  wonders  through  the  kingdom,  will  discover 
What  flying  and  corrupted  matter  fed  him. 

Wife.  My  lord? 

Queen.  Your  high  and  mighty  justicer, 
The  man  of  conscience,  the  oracle 
Of  state,  whose  honourable  titles 
Would  crack  an  elephant's  back,  is  now  turn'c 

mortal, 

Must  pass  examination,  and  the  test 
Of  law  ;  have  all  his  offices  ripp'd  up, 
And  his  corrupt  soul  laid  open  to  the  subjects : 
His  bribes,  oppressions,  and  close  sins,  that  made 
So  many  groan  and  curse  him,  now  shall  find 
Their  just  reward,  and  all  that  love  their  country 


Sc.  I.]  CHABOT.  119 

Bless  heaven  and  the  king's  justice,  for  removing 
Such  a  devouring  monster. 

Path.  Sir,  your  pardon. — 
Madam,  you  are  the  queen,  she  is  my  daughter, 
And  he  that  you  have  character'd  so  monstrous, 
My  son-in-law,  now  gone  to  be  arraign'd. 
The  king  is  just,  and  a  good  man  ;  but 't  does  not 
Add  to  the  graces  of  your  royal  person, 
To  tread  upon  a  lady  thus  dejected 
By  her  own  grief.    Her  lord's  not  yet  found  guilty, 
Much  less  conderan'd,  though  you  have  pleas'd  to 
execute  him. 

Queen.  What  saucy  fellow's  this  ? 

Path.  I  must  confess 
I  am  a  man  out  of  this  element, 
No  courtier;  yet  I  am  a  gentleman, 
That  dare  speak  honest  truth  to  the  queen's  ear, 
(A  duty  every  subject  will  not  pay  you,) 
And  justify  it  to  all  the  world.    There's  nothing 
Doth  more  eclipse  the  honours  of  our  soul, 
Than  an  ill-grounded,  and  ill-follow'd  passion, 
Let  fly  with  noise  and  license  against  those 
Whose  hearts  before  are  bleeding. 

Mont.  Brave  old  man  ! 

Path.  'Cause  you  are  a  queen,  to  trample  o'er  a 

woman, 

Whose  tongue  and  faculties  are  all  tied  up  ! 
Strike  out  a  lion's  teeth,  and  pare  his  claws, 
And  then  a  dwarf  may  pluck  him  by  the  beard. 
'Tis  a  gay  victory  ! 

Queen.  Did  you  hear,  my  lord  ? 

Path.  I  have  done. 

Wife.  And  it  concerns  me  to  begin. 
I  have  not  made  this  pause  through  servile  fear, 
Or  guilty  apprehension  of  your  rage. 
But  with  just  wonder  of  the  heats  and  wildness 
Has  prepossess'd  your  nature  'gainst  our  innocence. 
You  are  my  queen  ;  unto  that  title  bows 


120  CHABOT. 

The  humblest  knee  in  France  ;  my  heart,  made 

lower 

With  my  obedience,  and  prostrate  duty, 
Nor  have  I  powers  created  for  my  use, 
When  just  commands  of  you  expect  their  service ; 
But  were  you  queen  of  all  the  world,  or  something 
To  be  thought  greater,  betwixt  heaven  and  us, 
That  I  could  reach  you  with  my  eyes  and  voice, 
I  would  shoot  both  up  in  defence  of  my 
Abused  honour,  and  stand  all  your  lightning. 

Queen.  So  brave ! 

Wife.  So  just,  and  boldly  innocent, 
I  cannot  fear,  arm'd  with  a  noble  conscience, 
The  tempest  of  your  frown,  were  it  more  frightful 
Than  every  fury  made  a  woman's  anger, 
Prepar'd  to  kill  with  death's  most  horrid  ceremony ; 
Yet  with  what  freedom  of  my  soul  1  can 
Forgive  your  accusation  of  my  pride  ! 

Queen.  Forgive!    What  insolence  is  like  this 

language ! 

Can  any  action  of  our's  be  capable 
Of  thy  forgiveness  ?    Dust,  how  I  despise  thee  ! 
Can  we  sin  to  be  object  of  thy  mercy'.* 

Wife.  Yes,  and  have  done't  al  ready,  and  no  stain 
To  your 'greatness,  madam  ;  'tis  my  charity 
I  can  remit.    When  sovereign  princes  dare 
Do  injury  to  those  that  live  beneath  them, 
They  turn  worth  pity  and  their  prayers,  and  'tis 
In  the  free  power  of  those  whom  they  oppress 
To  pardon  them  ;  each  soul  has  a  prerogative, 
And  privilege  royal,  that  was  sign'd  by  heaven. 
But  though  i'  the  knowledge  of  my  disposition, 
Stranger  to  pride,  and  what  you  charge  me  with, 
1  can  forgive  the  injustice  done  to  me, 
And  striking  at  my  person  ;  i  have  no 
Commission  from  my  lord  to  clear  you  for 
The  wrongs  you   have   done  him,  and   still  h 
pardon 


Sc.  f.]  CHABOT.  121 

The  wounding  of  his  loyalty,  with  which  life 
Can  hold  no  balance.     I  must  take  just  boldness 
To  say — 

Path.  No  more.  Now  I  must  tell  you,  daughter, 
Lest  you  forget  yourself,  she  is  the  queen, 
And  it  becomes  not  you  to  vie  with  her, 
Passion  for  passion  :  if  your  lord  stand  fast 
To  the  full  search  of  law,  heaven  will  revenge  him, 
And  give  him  up  precious  to  good  men's  loves. 
If  you  attempt  by  these  unruly  ways 
To  vindicate  his  justice,  I'm  against  you, 
Dear  as  I  wish  your  husband's  life  andvfame : 
Subjects2  are  bound  to  suffer,  not  contest 
With  princes,  since  their  will  and  acts  must  be 
Accounted  one  day  to  a  judge  supreme. 

Wife.  I  have  done.    If  the  devotion  to  my  lord, 
Or  piety  to  his  innocence,  have  led  me 
Beyond  the  awful  limits  to  be  observ'd 
By  one  so  much  beneath  your  sacred  person, 
1  thus  low  crave  your  royal  pardon,  madam. 

[Kneels. 

I  know  you  will  remember  in  your  goodness, 
My  life-blood  is  concern'd  while  his  least  vein 
Shall  run  black  and  polluted,  my  heart  fed 
With  what  keeps  him  alive,  nor  can  there  be 
A  greater  wound  than  that  which  strikes  the  life 
Of  our  good  name,  so  much  above  the  bleeding 
Of  this  rude  pile  we  carry,  as  the  soul 
Hath  excellence  above  this  earth-born  frailty. 
My  lord,  by  the  king's  will,  is  led  already 
To  a  severe  arraignment,  and  to  judges 
Will  make  no  tender  search  into  his  track 
Of  life  and  state.     Stay  but  a  little  while, 
And  France  shall  echo  to  his  shame  or  innocence. 
This  suit  I  beg  with  tears  ;  I  shall  have  sorrow 
Enough  to  hear  him  ceusur'd  foul  and  monstrous, 
Should  you  forbear  to  antidate  my  sufferings. 

v  Subjects']     The  old  copy  Suffer.     D. 


122  CHABOT.  [Act  III. 

Queen.  Your  conscience  comes  about,  and  you 

incline 
To  fear  he  may  be  worth  the  law's  condemning. 

Wife,  [rising."]  I  sooner  will  suspect  the  stars 

may  lose 

Their  way,  and  crystal  heaven  return  to  chaos  ; 
Truth  sits  not  on  her  square  more  firm  than  he  : 
Yet,  let  me  tell  you,  madam,  were  his  life 
And  action  so  foul  as  you  have  character'd, 
And  the  bad  world  expects,  though,  as  a  wife, 
'Twere  duty  I  should  weep  myself  to  death, 
To  know  him  fall'n  from  virtue,  yet  so  much 
I,  a  frail  woman,  love  my  king  and  country, 
I  should  condemn  him  too,  and  think  all  honours, 
The  price  of  his  lost  faith,  more  fatal  to  me, 
Than  Cleopatra's  asps  warm  in  my  bosom, 
And  as  much  boast  their  killing. 

Queen.  This  declares 
Another  soul  than  was  deliver'd  me. 
My  anger  melts,  and  I  begin  to  pity  her. 
How  much  a  prince's  ear  may  be  abus'd  !—  [Aside. 
Enjoy  your  happy  confidence  ;  at  more  leisure 
You  may  hear  from  us. 

Wife.  Heaven  preserve  the  queen, 
And  may  her  heart  be  charitable ! 

Fath.  You  bless  and  honouryour  unworthy  servant. 

[Exeunt  Wife  and  Fath. 

Queen.  My  lord,  did  you  observe  this  ? 

Mont.   Yes,  great  madam, 
And  read  a  noble  spirit,  which  becomes 
The  wife  of  Chabot !  Their  great  tie  of  marriage 
Is  not  more  strong  upon  them  than  their  virtues. 

Queen.  That  your  opinion  ?  I  thought  your  judg- 
ment 
Against  the  admiral.    Do  you  think  him  honest1? 

Mont.  Religiously ;  a  true,  most  zealous  patriot, 
And  worth  all  royal  favour. 

Queen.  You  amaze  me. 


fc.  I.]  CHABOT.  123 

Can  you  be  just  yourself  then,  and  advance 
Y^our  powers  against  him  ? 

Mont.  Such  a  will  be  far 
From  Montmorency.    Pioneers  of  state 
Have  left  no  art  to  gain  me  to  their  faction, 
And  'tis  my  misery  to  be  plac'd  in  such 
A  sphere,  where  I  am  whirl'd  by  violence 
Of  a  fierce  raging  motion,  and  not  what 
My  own  will  would  incline  me'.    I  shall  make 
This  appear,  madam,  if  you  please  to  second 
My  free  speech  with  the  king. 

Queen.  Good  heaven  protect  all ! 
Haste  to  the  king  ;  Justice  her  swift  wing  needs  ; 
'Tis  high  time  to  be  good,  when  virtue  bleeds. 

[Exeunt. 

SCENE   II. 
A  Court  of  Justice. 

Enter,  on  one  side,  Officers  before  the  Chancellor, 
Judges,  the  Proctor- general,  whispering  with  the 
Chancellor ;  they  take  their  places :  then  enter 
Treasurer  and  Secretary,  who  take  their -places 
prepared  on  one  side  of  the  court. — On  the  other 
side,  enter  captain  of  the  Guard,  CHABOT  fol- 
lowing, who  is  placed  at  the  bar. 

Chan.  Good  master  Proctor-general,  begin. 

Proc.  It  is  not  unknown  to  you,  my  very  good 
lords  the  judges,  and  indeed  to  all  the  world,  for 
I  will  make  short  work,  since  your  honourable 
ears  need  not  to  be  enlarged,  I  speak  by  a  figure, 
with  prolix  enumeration,  how  infinitely  the  king 
hath  favoured  this  ill-favoured  traitor ;  and  yet  I 
may  worthily  too  insist,  and  prove,  that  no  grace 
hath  been  so  large  and  voluminous  as  this,  that  he 
hath  appointed  such  upright  judges  at  this  time, 
and  the  chief  of  this  triumvirie,  our  chancellor, 


124  C  1 1  A  B  O  T.  [Act  III 

by  name  Poyet,  which  deriveth  from  the  Greek  his 
etymology  from    Poyein,  which   is,   to   make,  to 
create,  to  invent  matter  that  was  never  extant  in 
nature  ;  from  whence  also  is  the  name  and  dignity 
of  Poeta,  which  I  will  not  insist  upon  in  this  place, 
although  I  am  confident  his  lordship  wanteth  no 
faculty  in  making  of  verses.     But  what  addition,  I 
say,  is  it  to  the  honour  of  this  delinquent,  that  he 
hath  such  a  judge?  a  man  so  learned,  so  full  of 
equity,  so  noble,  so  notable  in  the  progress  of  his 
life,  so  innocent,  in  the  manage  of  his  office  so  in- 
corrupt, in  the  passages  of  state  so  wise,  in  affec- 
tion to  his  country  so  religious,  in  all  his  service* 
to  the  king  so  fortunate  and  exploring,  as  env] 
itself  cannot  accuse,  or  malice  vitiate,  whom  al 
lips  will  open  to  commend,  but  those  of  Philip 
and  in  their  hearts  will  erect  altars,  and  statues 
columns,  and  obelisks,  pillars  and  pyramids,  to  tin 
perpetuity  of  his  name  and  memory  ?    What  shal 
I  say  ?  but  conclude  for  his  so  great  and  sacrec 
service,  both  to  our  king  and   kingdom,  and  fo 
their  everlasting  benefit,  there  may  everlastingly 
be  left  here  one  of  his  loins,  one  of  his  loins  ever 
remain,  I  say,  and  stay  upon  this  bench,  to  be  the 
example  of  all  justice,  even  while  the  north  and 
south  star  shall  continue. 

Chan.  You  express  your  oratory,  master  Proctor  ; 
]  pray  come  presently  to  the  matter. 

Proc.  Thus,  with  your  lordships  pardon,  I  pro 
ceed  ;  and  the  first  thing  I  shall  glance  at  will 
worth  your   lordships  reflection,   his  ingratitude 
and  to  whom  ?  to  no  less  person  than  a  king  ;  an 
to  what  king?  his  own,  and  our  general  sovereign 
proh  Deum  atyue  hominvm  fidem ;  a  king,  an 
such  a  king,  the  health,  life,  ai.d  soul  of  us  all 
whose  very  mention  draws  this  salt  water  from  my 
eyes  ;  for  he,  indeed,  is  our  eye,  who  wakes  and 
watches  for  us  when  we  sleep,  and  who  will  not 
sleep  for  him?  I  mean  not  sleep,  which  the  philo- 


Sc.  II.]  CHABOT.  125 

sophers  call  a  natural  cessation  of  the  common, 
and,  consequently,  of  all  the  exterior  senses,  caused 
first  and  immediately  by  a  detention  of  spirits, 
which  can  have  no  communication,  since  the  way 
is  obstructed  by  which  these  spirits  should  com- 
merce, by  vapours  ascending  from  the  stomach  to 
the  head,  by  which  evaporation  the  roots  of  the 
nerves  are  filled,  through  which  the  animal3  spirits 
to  be  poured  into  the  dwellings  of  the  external 
senses ; — but  sleep,  I  take  for  death,  which  all 
know  to  be  ultima  linea :  who  will  not  sleep  eter- 
nally for  such  a  king  as  we  enjoy?  If,  therefore, 
in  general,  as  he  is  king  of  us  all,  all  sharing  and 
dividing  the  benefits  of  this  our  sovereign,  none 
should  be  so  ungrateful  as  once  to  murmur  against 

*y  o 

him,  what  shall  be  said  of  the  ingratitude  more 
monstrous  in  this  Chabot?  for  our  Francis  hath 
lov'd,  not  in  general,  and  in  the  crowd  with  other 
subjects,  but  particularly,  this  Philip  ;  advanc'd 
him  to  the  supreme  dignity  of  a  statesman,  lodged 
him  in  his  very  heart,  yet,  monstrum  horrendum, 
even  to  this  Francis  hath  Philip  been  ungrateful. 
Brutus,  the  loved  son,  hath  stabbed  Caesar  with  a 
bodkin.  Oh,  what  brute  may  be  compared  to  him ! 
and  in  what  particulars  may  this  crime  be  exempli- 
fied ?  he  hath,  as  we  say,  chopp'd  logic  with  the 
king ;  nay,  to  the  very  teeth  of  his  sovereign,  ad- 
vanced his  own  gnat-like  merits,  and  justified 
with  Luciferous  pride,  that  his  services  have  de- 
served more  than  all  the  bounty  of  our  munificent 
king  hath  paid  him. 

Chan.  Observe  that,  my  lords. 

Proc.  Nay,  he  hath  gone  further,  and  most 
traiterously  hath  committed  outrage  and  impiety 
to  the  king's  own  hand  and  royal  character,  which, 
presented  to  him  in  a  bill  from  the  whole  council, 
he  most  violently  did  tear  in  pieces,  and  will  do 

3  animal"]     Old  copy  annualL     D. 
VOL,  VI.  K 


126  CHABOT.  [Refill. 

the  very  body  and  person  of  our  king,  if  your  jus- 
tice  make  no  timely  prevention,  and  strike  out  the 
serpentine  teeth  of  this  high,  and  more  than  horri- 
ble monster. 

Treas.  This  was  enforced  home. 

Proc.  In  the  next  place,  I  will  relate  to  your 
honours  his  most  cruel  exactions  upon  the  subject, 
the  old  vantcouriers  of  rebellions.  In  the  year 
1536  and  37,  this  oppressor,  and  this  extortioner, 
under  pretext  of  his  due  taxation,  being  admiral, 
imposed  upon  certain  fishermen,  (observe,  I  be- 
seech you,  the  circumstance  of  their  persons,  fish- 
ermen,} who,  poor  Johns,  were  embarked  upon  the 
coast  of  Normandy,  and  fishing  there  for  herrings, 
(which  some  say  is  the  king  of  fishes,)  he  imposed, 
I  say,  twenty  sous,  and  upon  every  boat  six  livres. 
Oh,  intolerable  exaction !  enough  not  only  to 
alienate  the  hearts  of  these  miserable  people  from 
their  king,  which,  ipso  facto,  is  high  treason,  but 
an  occasion  of  a  greater  inconvenience,  for  want  of 
due  provision  of  fish  among  the  subjects ;  for  by 
this  might  ensue  a  necessity  of  mortal  sins,  by 
breaking  the  religious  fast  upon  vigils,  embers, 
and  other  days  commanded  by  sacred  authority, 
besides  the  miserable  rut  that  would  follow,  and 
perhaps  contagion,  when  feasting  and  flesh  should 
be  licensed  for  every  carnal  appetite.  I  could  urge 
many  more  particulars  of  his  dangerous,  insatiate, 
and  boundless  avarice ;  but  the  improvement  of 
his  estate  in  so  few  years,  from  a  private  gentle- 
man's fortune  to  a  great  duke's  revenues,  might 
save  our  sovereign  therein  an  orator,  to  enforce 
and  prove  faulty,  even  to  giantism,  against  heaven. 

1  Judge.  This  is  but  a  noise  of  words. 

Proc.  To  the  foul  outrages  so  violent,  let  us 
add  his  commissions  granted  out  of  his  own  pre- 
sumed authority,  his  majesty  neither  informed4  or 
4  informed]     The  old  copy  infround.     D. 


Sc.II.]  CHABOT.  127 

respected  ;  his  disloyalties,  infidelities,  contempts, 
oppressions,  extortions,  with  innumerable  abuses, 
offences,  and  forfeits,  both  to  his  majesty's  most 
royal  person,  crown,  and  dignity ;  yet,  notwith- 
standing all  these  injustices,  this  unmatchable, 
unjust  delinquent  affecteth  to  be  thought  inculpa- 
ble,  and  incomparable  just ;  but  alas,  my  most 
learned  lords,  none  knows  better  than  yourselves, 
how  easy  the  sincerity  of  justice  is  pretended,  how 
hard  it  is  to  be  performed,  and  how  common  it  is 
for  him  that  hath  least  colour  of  title  to  it,  to  be 
jthought  the  very  substance  and  soul  of  it ;  he  that 
!was  never  true  scholar  in  the  least  degree,  longs 

O  *  O 

as  a  woman  with  child,  to  be  great  with  scholar ; 
she  that  was  never  with  child  longs,  omnibus  viis  et 
\modts,  to  be  got  with  child,  and  will  wear  a 
cushion  to  seem  with  child  ;  and  he  that  was  never 
just,  will  fly  in  the  king's  face  to  be  counted  just, 
ithough  for  all  he  be  nothing,  but  just  a  traitor. 

Sec.  The  admiral  smiles. 

Judge.  Answer  yourself,  my  lord. 

Ckab.  I  shall,  and  briefly : 
The  furious  eloquence  of  my  accuser  hath 
Branch' d  my  offences  heinous  to  the  king, 
And  then  his  subject,  a  most  vast  indictment, 
That  to  the  king  I  have  justified  my  merit 
And  services  ;  which  conscience  of  that  truth, 
That  gave  my  actions  life,  when  they  are  question'd, 

ought  to  urge  again,  and  do  without 
The  least  part  of  injustice.    For  the  bill, 
A  foul,  and  most  unjust  one,  and  preferr'd 
Gainstthe  king's  honour,  and  his  subject's  privilege, 
ind  with  a  policy  to  betray  my  office 
And  faith  to  both,  1  do  confess  I  tore  it, 
t  being  press'd  immodestly,  but  without 

thought  of  disobedience  to  his  name, 
To  whose  mention  I  bow,  with  humble  reverence, 
Ind  dare  appeal  to  the  king's  knowledge  of  me, 

K2 


128  CHABOT.  [Act  III. 

How  far  I  am  in  soul  from  such  a  rebel. 
For  the  rest,  ray  lord,  and  you,  ray  honour'd  judges, 
Since  all  this  mountain,  all  this  time  in  labour, 
With  more  than  mortal  fury  'gainst  my  life, 
Hath  brought  forth  nought  but  some  ridiculous 

vermin, 

I  will  not  wrong  my  right  and  innocence 
With  any  serious  plea  in  my  reply, 
To  frustrate  breath,  and  fight  with  terrible  shadows, 
That  have  been  forg'd  and  forc'd  against  my  state 
But  leave  all,  with  my  life,  to  your  free  censures, 
Only  beseeching  all  your  learned  judgments 
Equal  and  pious  conscience  to  weigh. 

Proc.  And  how  this  great  and  mighty  fortune 
hath  exalted  him  to  pride  is  apparent,  not  only  in 
his  braves  and  bearings  to  the  king,  the  fountain 
of  all  this  increase,  but  in  his  contempt  and  scorn 
of  the  subject,  his  vast  expenses  in  buildings,  his 
private  bounties,  above  royal,  to  soldiers  and  scho 
lars,  that  he  may  be  the  general  and  patron,  an( 
protector  of  arms  and  arts  ;  the  number  of  domes- 
tic attendants,  an  army  of  grasshoppers  and  gay 
butterflies,  able  to  devour  the  spring ;  his  gloriou. 
wardrobes,  his  stable  of  horses,  that  are  prick'd 
with  provender,  and  will  enforce  us  to  weed  up 
our  vineyards,  to  sow  oats  for  supply  of  their  provi 
sion  ;  his  caroches  shining  with  gold,  and  more 
bright  than  the  chariot  of  the  sun,  wearing  out  th( 
pavements  ;  nay,  he  is  of  late  so  transcendantly 
proud,  that  men  must  be  his  mules,  and  carry  him 
up  and  down  as  it  were  in  a  procession  for  men  to 
gaze  at  him,  till  their  chines  crack  with  the  weigh 
of  his  insupportable  pride  ;  and  who  knows  bu 
this  may  prove  a  fashion  ?  But  who  groans  for  this 
[but]  the  subject,  who  murmur,  and  are  ready  tc 
begin  a  rebellion,  but  the  tumultuous  sailors  and 
water-rats,  who  run  up  and  down  the  city,  like  ar 
overbearing  tempest,  cursing  the  admiral,  who  ii 


Sc.  II.]  CHABOT.  129 

duty  ought  to  undo  himself  for  the  general  satisfac- 
tion of  his  countrymen1? 

Chab.  The  variety,  and  wonder  now  presented 
To  your  most  noble  notice,  and  the  world's, 
That  all  my  life  and  actions,  and  offices, 
Explor'd  with  all  the  hundred  eyes  of  law, 
Lighted  with  lightning,  shot  out  of  the  wrath 
Of  an  incensed  and  commanding  king, 
And  blown  with  foes,  with  far  more  bitter  winds. 
Than  winter  from  his  eastern  cave  exhales, 
Yet  nothing  found,  but  what  you  all  have  heard, 
And  then  consider,  if  a  peer  of  state 
Should  be  expos'd  to  such  a  wild  arraignment 
For  poor  complaints,  his  fame,  faith,  life,  and  ho- 
nours, 
Rack'd  for  no  more. 

Chan.  No  more?  Good  heaven,  what  say 
My  learned  assistants  ? 

1  Judge.  My  lord,  the  crimes  urg'd  here  for  us 

to  censure 

As  capital,  and  worth  this  high  arraignment, 
To  me  seem  strange,  because  they  do  not  fall 
In  force  of  law,  to  arraign  a  peer  of  state  ; 
For  all  that  law  can  take  into  her  power 
To  sentence,  is  the  exaction  of  the  fishermen. 

2  Judge.  Here  is  no  majesty  violated :  I  consent 

to  what  my 
Brother  has  expressed. 

Chan.  Break  then  in  wonder, 
My  frighted  words  out  of  their  forming  powers, 
rhat  you  no  more  collect,  from  all  these  forfeits 
Fhat  master  proctor-general  hath  opened, 
With  so  apparent  and  impulsive  learning, 
Against  the  rage  and  madness  of  the  offender, 
\nd  violate  majesty,  (my  learned  assistants,) 
When  majesty's  affronted  and  defied, 
t  being  compar'd  with  !  and  in  such  an  onset 
is  leap'd  into  his  throat,  his  life  affrighting  ! 


130 


CHABOT. 


\Act  HI. 


Be  justified  in  all  insolence  all  subjects, 
If  this  be  so  considered,  and  insult 
Upon  your  privileg'd  malice !  Js  not  majesty 
Poison'd  in  this  wonder  !  and  no  felony  set 
Where  royalty  is  robb'd,  and  [violate]  ! 
Fie,  how  it  fights  with  law,  and  grates  upon 
Her  brain  and  soul,  and  all  the  powers  of  reason  ! — 
Reporter  of  the  process,  shew  the  schedule. 
Not.  Here,  my  good  lord. 

1  Judge.  No  altering  it  in  us. 

2  Judge.  Far  be  it  from  us,  sir. 
Chan.  Here's  silken  justice  ! 

It  might  be  altered  ;  mend  your  sentences. 
Both.  Not  we,  my  lord. 
Chan.  Not  you  ?  The  king  shall  know 
You  slight  a  duty  to  his  will  and  safety. 
Give  me  your  pen  ;  it  must  be  capital. 

1  Judge.  Make  what  you  please,  my  lord ;  ou 

doom  shall  stand. 
Chan.  Thus  I  subscribe :   now,  at  your  perils, 

follow. 
Both.    Perils,  my  lord?    threats  in  the  king's 

free  justice? 

Treas.  I  am  amaz'd  they  can  be  so  remiss. 
Sec.  Merciful  men,  pitiful  judges,  certain. 

1  Judge.  Subscribe  ;  it  matters 

constrain'd. 

On  this  side,  and  on  this  side,  this  capital  /, 
Both  which  together  put,  import  plain  Vi ; 
And  witness  we  are  forced. 

2  Judge.  Enough  ; 

It  will  acquit  us,  when  we  make  it  known, 
Our  names  are  forced. 

Chan.  If  traitorous  pride 
Upon  the  royal  person  of  a  king 
"Were  sentenc'd  unfeloniously  before, 
I'll  burn  my  books,  and  be  a  judge  no  more. 

Both.  Here  are  our  hands  subscribed. 


nothing1,  being 


CHABOT.  131 

Chan.  Why  so  ;  it  joys  me, 

You  have  reform'd  your  justice  and  your  judgment. 
Now  have  you  done  like  judges  and  learned  law- 
yers; 

The  king  shall  thank,  and  honour  you  for  this. — 
Notary,  read. 

Not.   We,  by  his  sacred  majesty  appointed 
Judges,  upon  due  trial,  and  examination 
Of  Philip  Chabot,  admiral  of  France, 
Declare  him  guilty  of  high  treasons,  <Jj*c. 

Chan.  Now,  captain  of  the  guard,  secure  his 

person, 

Till  the  king  signify 

His  pleasure  for  his  death.    This  day  is  happy 
To  France,  thus  rescued  from  the  vile  devourer. 

\_A  shout  icithin. 

Hark  !  how  the  votes  applaud  their  blest  deliver- 
ance! 

You  that  so  late  did  right  and  conscience  boast, 
Heaven's  mercy  now  implore,  the  king's  is  lost. 

[Exeunt. 


ACT   IV.    SCENE   I. 

An  Apartment  in  the  Palace. 

Enter  King,  Queen,  and  MONTMORENCY. 

King.  You  raise  my  thoughts  to  wonder,  that 

you,  madam, 

And  you,  my  lord,  unite  your  force  to  plead 
I'  the  admiral's  behalf:  this  is  not  that 
Language  you  did  express,  when  the  torn  bill 
Was  late  pretended  to  us  ;  it  was  then 
Defiance  to  our  high  prerogative, 
The  act  of  him  whose  proud  heart  would  rebel, 


132  CHABOT.  [Act  IV. 

Add,  arna'd  with  faction,  too  soon  attempt 
To  tear  my  crown  off. 

Queen.  I  was  ignorant 
Then  of  his  worth,  and  heard  but  the  report 
Of  his  accusers  and  his  enemies, 
Who  never  mention  in  his  character 
Shadows  of  any  virtue  in  those  men 
They  would  depress  :  like  crows,  and  carrion  birds,5 
They  fly  o'er  flowery  meads,  clear  springs,  fair 

gardens, 

And  sloop  at  carcasses.    For  your  own  honour, 
Pity  poor  Chabot. 

King.  Poor,  and  a  colossus ! 
What  could  so  lately  straddle  o'er  a  province  ! 
Can  he  befallen  so  low  and  miserable, 
To  want  my  pity,  who  breaks  forth  like  day, 
Takes  up  all  people's  eyes  and  admiration  ? 
It  cannot  be.    He  hath  a  princely  wife  too. 

Queen.  I  interpose  not  often,  sir,  or  press  you 
With  unbecoming*  importunity, 
To  serve  the  profitable  ends  of  others. 
Conscience,  and  duty  to  yourself,  enforce 
My  present  mediation  ;  you  have  given 
The  health  of  your  own  state  away,  unless 
Wisdom  in  time  recover  him. 

King.  If  he  prove 
No  adulterate  gold,  trial  confirms  his  value. 

Queen.  Although  it  hold  in  metal,  gracious  sir, 
Such  fiery  examination,  and  the  furnace 

6  like  crows  and  carrion  iirrfs,&c.]  Here  Shirley  had  certainly 
an  eye  to  the  following  lines  in  Peele's  David  and  Bethsabe  : 
"  Like  as  the  fatal  raven,  that  in  his  voice 
Carries  the  dreadful  summons  of  our  deaths, 
Flies  by  the  fair  Arabian  spiceries, 
Her  pleasant  gardens,  and  delightsome  parks, 
Seeming  to  curse  them  with  his  hoarse  exclaims, 
And  yet  doth  stoop  with  hungry  violence 
Upon  a  piece  of  hateful  carrion." 
See  Peele's  Works,  vol.  ii.  p.  28.  ed.  1839.     D. 


Sc.  I.]  CHABOT.  133 

May  waste  a  heart  that's  faithful,  and  together 
With  that  you  call  ihefeces,  something  of 
The  precious  substance  may  be  hazarded. 

King.    Why,  you  are  the  chief  engine  rais'd 

against  him, 

And  in  the  world's  creed  labour  most  to  sink  him, 
That  in  his  fall  and  absence,  every  beam 
May  shine  on  you,  and  only  gild  your  fortune. 
Your  difference  is  the  ground  of  his  arraignment ; 
Nor  were  we  unsolicited  by  you, 
To  have  your  bill  confirm'd  ;  from  that,  that  spring, 
Came  all  these  mighty  and  impetuous  waves, 
With  which  he  now  must  wrestle  ;  if  the  strength 
Of  his  own  innocence  can  break  the  storm, 
Truth  will  notlose  her  servant,  her  wings  cover  him. 
He  must  obey  his  fate. 

Mont.  1  would  not  have 
It  lie  upon  my  fame,  that  I  should  be 
Mentioned  in  story  his  unjust  supplanter, 
For  your  whole  kingdom.    I  have  been  abused, 
And  made  believe  my  suit  was  just  and  necessary. 
My  walks  have  not  been  safe,  my  closet  prayers, 
But  some  plot  has  pursued  me,  by  some  great  ones 
Against  your  noble  admiral :  they  have  frighted 
My  fancy  into  my  dreams  with  their  close  whispers, 
How  to  uncement  your  affections, 
And  render  him  the  fable,  and  the  scorn 
Of  France. 

Queen.  Brave  Montmorency! 

King.  Are  you  serious  1 

Mont.  Have  I  a  soul ,  or  gratitude,  to  acknowledge 
Myself  your  creature,  dignified  and  honour'd 
By  your  high  favours  ?  with  an  equal  truth 
I  must  declare  the  justice  of  your  admiral, 
(In  what   my  thoughts  are  conscious,)  and   will 

rather 

Give  up  my  claim  to  birth,  title,  and  offices, 
Be  thrown  from  your  warm  smile,  the  top  and  crown 


184  CHABOT.  [Act  IV. 

Of  subjects'  happiness,  than  be  brib'd  with  all 
Their  glories  to  the  guilt  of  Chabot's  ruin. 

King.  Come,  come  ;  you  overact  this  passion, 
And  if  it  be  not  policy,  it  tastes 
Too  green,  and  wants  some  counsel  to  mature  it 
His  fall  prepares  your  triumph. 

Mont.  It  confirms 

My  shame  alive,  and,  buried,  will  corrupt 
My  very  dust,  make  our  house-genius  groan 
And  fright  the  honest  marble  from  my  ashes. 
His  Jail  prepare  my  triumph !  turn  me  first 
A  naked  exile  to  the  world. 

King.  No  more ; 

Take  heed  you  banish  not  yourself;  be  wise, 
And  let  not  too  much  zeal  devour  your  reason. 

Enter  As  ALL. 

Asall.  Your  admiral 
Is  condemned,  sir. 

King.  Ha !  strange  !    No  matter  ; 
Leave  us.  [exit  Asall. ~\ — A  great  man, I  see,  may  b< 
As  soon  despatched,  as  a  common  subject. 

Queen.  No  mercy  then  for  Chabot. 

Enter  Wife  and  Father. 

Wife.  From  whence  came 
That  sound  of  Chabot?    Then  we  are  all  undone. 
Oh,  do  not  hear  the  queen,  she  is  no  friend 
To  my  poor  lord,  but  made  against  his  life, 
Which  hath  too  many  enemies  already ! 

Mont.  Poor  soul !  she  thinks  the  queen  is  still 

against  him, 

W7ho  employeth  all  her  powers  to  preserve  him. 
Fath.  Say  you  so,  my  lord] — Daughter,  the 

queen's  our  friend. 
Wife.  Why  do  you  mock  my  sorrow  ?  can  you 
flatter 


Sc.  L]  CHABOT.  135 

Your  own  grief  so?    Be  just,  and  hear  me,  sir, 
And  do  not  sacrifice  a  subject's  blood 
To  appease  a  wrathful  queen.    Let  mercy  shine 
Upon  your  brow,  and  heaven  will  pay  it  back 
Upon  your  soul :  be  deaf  to  all  her  prayers. 

King.  Poor  heart,  she  knows  not  what  she  has 
desir'd. 

Wife.  I  beg  my  Chabot's  life ;  my  sorrows  yet 
Have  not  destroyed  my  reason. 

King.  He  is  in  the  power  of  my  laws,  not  mine. 

Wife.  Then  you  have  no  power, 
And  are  but  the  empty  shadow  of  a  king. 
To  whom  is  it  resign'd1?    Where  shall  I  beg 
The  forfeit  life  of  one  condemn'd  by  law's 
Too  partial  doom  ? 

King.  You  hear  he  is  condemn'd,  then? 

Falh.  My  son  is  condemn'd,  sir. 

King.  You  know  for  what  too  ? 

Path.  What  the  judges  please  to  call  it ; 
But  they  have  given't  a  name,  treason,  they  say. 

Queen.  I  must  not  be  denied. 

King.  I  must  deny  you. 

Wife.  Be  blest  for  ever  for't. 

Queen.  Grant  then  to  her. 

King.  Chabot,  condemn'd  by  law? 

Falh.  But  you  have  power 
To  change  the  rigour  ;  in  your  breast  there  is 
A  chancellor  above  it.    1  ne'er  had 
A  suit  before  ;  but  my  knees  join  with  her's 
To  implore  your  royal  mercy  to  her  lord, 
And  take  his  cause  to  your  examination  ; 
It  cannot  wrong  your  judges,  if  they  have 
Been  steer'd  by  conscience. 

Mont.  Jt  will  fame  your  justice. 

King.  I  cannot  be  prescrib'd  ;  you  kneel  in  vain. 
You  labour  to  betray  me  with  your  tears 
To  a  treason  above  his,,  'gainst  my  own  laws. 
Look  to  the  lady. 


136  CHABOT.  \_ActlV. 


Re-enter  As  ALL. 

Asall.  Sir,  the  chancellor. 

King.  Admit  him. — Leave  us  all. 

[Exeunt  all  but  King. 

Enter  Chancellor. 

How  now,  my  lord  ? 

You  have  lost  no  time ;  and  how  thrive  the  pro- 
ceedings ? 

Chan.  'Twas  fit,  my  gracious  sovereign,  time 

should  leave 

His  motion,  made  in  all  affairs  beside, 
And  spend  his  wings  only  in  speed  of  this. 

King.  You  have  shew'd  diligence ;  and  what's 

become 
Of  our  most  curious  justicer,  the  admiral? 

Chan.  Condemu'd,  sir,  utterly,  and  all  hands  set 
To  his  conviction. 

King.  And  for  faults  most  foul  ? 

Chan.  More  than  most  impious  :  but  the  applau- 
sive issue, 

Struck  by  the  concourse  of  your  ravish'd  subjects 
For  joy  of  your  free  justice,  if  there  were 
No  other  cause  to  assure  the  sentence  just, 
Were  proof  convincing. 

King.  Now  then  he  sees  clearly 
That  men  perceive  how  vain  his  justice  was, 
And  scorn  him  for  the  foolish  net  he  wore 
To  hide  his  nakedness.     Is't  not  a  wonder, 
That  men's  ambitions  should  so  blind  their  reason, 
To  affect  shapes  of  honesty,  and  take  pride 
Rather  in  seeming,  than  in  being  just? 

Chan.  Seeming  has  better  fortune  to  attend  it, 
Than  being  sound  at  heart,  and  virtuous. 

King.  Profess  all !  nothing  do,  like  those  that  live 


Sc.  I.]  C  H  A  B  O  T.  137 

By  looking  to  the  lamps  of  holy  temples, 
Who  still  are  busy  taking  off  their  snuffs, 
But  for  their  profit  sake  will  add  no  oil ! 
So  these  will  check  and  sentence  every  fame, 
The  blaze  of  riotous  blood  doth  cast  in  others, 
And  in  themselves  leave  the  fume  most  offensive. 
But  he  to  do  this, more  deceives  my  judgment 
Than  all  the  rest,  whose  nature  I  have  sounded. 

Chan.  1  know,  sir,  and  have  prov'd  it. 

King.  Well,  my  lord, 
To  omit  circumstance,  I  highly  thank  you 
For  this  late  service  you  have  done  me  here, 
Which  is  so  great  and  meritorious, 
That  with  my  ablest  power  I  scarce  can  quit  you. 

Chan.  Your  sole  acceptance,  (my  dread  sove- 
reign,) 

I  more  rejoice  in,  than  in  all  the  fortunes 
That  ever  chanc'd  me.    But  when  may  it  please 
Your  highness  to  order  the  execution  ? 
The  haste  thus  far  hath  spar'd  no  pinions. 

King.  No,  my  lord,  your  care 
Hath  therein  much  deserv'd. 

Chan.  But  where  proportion 
Is  kept  to  th'  end  in  things,  at  start  so  happy, 
That  end  set  on  the  crown. 

King.  I'll  speed  it  therefore. 

Chan.  Your  thoughts  direct  it ;  they  are  wingfd. 

[Exit. 

King.  I  joy 

This  boldness  is  condemn'd,  that  I  may  pardon, 
And  therein  get  some  ground  in  his  opinion, 
By  so  much  bounty  as  saves  his  life  ; 
And,  methinks,  that  weigh'd  more,  should  sway 

the  balance 

'  Twixt  me  and  him,  held  by  his  own  free  justice; 
For  I  could  never  find  him  obstinate 
In  any  mind  he  held,  when  once  he  saw 
Th'  error  with  which  he  laboured ;  and  since  now 


138  CHABOT. 

He  needs  must  feel  it,  I  admit  no  doubt 
But  that  his  alteration  will  beget 
Another  sense  of  things  'twixt  him  and  me. — 
Who's  there? 

Re-enter  As  ALL. 

Go  to  the  captain  of  my  guard,  and  will  him 
To  attend  his  condemn'd  prisoner  to  me  instantly. 
AsalL  I  shall,  sir.  [Exit. 

Enter  Treasurer  and  Secretary. 

King.  My  lords,  you  were  spectators  of  our  ad- 
miral. 

Treas.  And  hearers  too  of  his  most  just  convic- 
tion, 

In  which  we  witncss'd  over- weight  enough 
In  your  great  bounties,  and,  as  they  there  were 

weigh'd, 
With  all  the  feathers  of  his  boasted  merits. 

King.  Has  felt  a  scorching  trial ;  and  the  test 
(That  holds  fire's  utmost  force,)  we   must  give 

metals 

That  will  not  with  the  hammer,  and  the  melting, 
Confess  their  truth  ;  and  this  same  sense  of  feeling, 
(Being  ground  to  all  the  senses,)  hath  one  key 
More  than  the  rest  to  let  in  through  them  all. 
The  mind's  true  apprehension,  that  thence  takes 
Her  first  convey'd  intelligence.     I  long 
To  see  this  man  of  confidence  again. 
How  think  you,  lords,  will  Chabot  look  on  me, 
Now  spoil'd  of  the  integrity  he  boasted  ? 

Sec.  It  were  too  much  honour  to  vouchsafe  your 

sight. 
Treas.  No  doubt,  my  liege,  but  he  that  hath 

offended 

In  such  a  height  against  your  crown  and  person, 
Will  want  no  impudence  to  look  upon  you. 


Sc.  I.]  CHABOT.  139 


Re-enter  ASALL,  with  Captain  and  CHABOT. 

Capt.  Sir,  I  had  charge  given  me  by  this  gen- 
tleman, 

To  bring  your  condemn'd  prisonertoyour  presence. 
King.  You  have  done  well ;  and  tell  the  queen, 

and  our 

Lord  constable,  we  desire  their  presence  ;  bid 
Our  admiral's  lady,  and  her  father  too, 
Attend  us  here  :  they  are  but  new  withdrawn. 
Asall.  I  shall,  sir.  [Exit. 

Treas.  Do  you  observe  this  confidence  ? 
He  stands  as  all  his  trial  were  a  dream. 

Sec.  He'll  find  the  horror  waking.     The  king's 

troubled : 
Now  for  a  thunder-clap.    The  queen  and  constable. 

Re-enter  Queen,  MONTMORENCY,  Wife,  and 
Father. 

Treas.  I  do  not  like  their  mixture. 

King.  My  lord  admiral, 
You  made  it  your  desire  to  have  this  trial, 
That  late  hath  pass'd  upon  you  ; 
And  now  you  feel  how  vain  is  too  much  faith 
And  flattery  of  yourself,  as  if  your  breast 
Were  proof 'gainst  all  invasion  ;    'tis  so  slight 
You  see  it  lets  in  death ;  what's  past,  hath  been 
To  satisfy  your  insolence  ;  there  remains 
That  now  we  serve  our  own  free  pleasure ;  there- 
fore, 

By  that  most  absolute  power,  with  which  all  right 
Puts  in  my  hands,  these  issues,  turns,  and  changes, 
I  here,  in  ear  of  all  these,  pardon  all 
Your  faults  and  forfeits,  whatsoever  censur'd, 
Again  advancing,  and  establishing 


140  CHABOT.  [ActiV. 

Your  person  in  all  fulness  of  that  state 
That  ever  you  enjoy'd  before  th'  attainder. 

Treas.  Wonderful !  pardon'd  ! 

Wife.  Heaven  preserve  the  king  ! — 

Queen.  Who  for  this  will  deserve  all  time  to 
honour  him. 

Mont.  And  live  kings'  best  example. 

Path.  Son,  you're  pardon'd  ; 
Be  sure  you  look  hereafter  well  about  you. 

Chab.  Vouchsafe,  great  sir,  to  assure  me  what 

you  said ; 
You  nam'd  my  pardon. 

King.  And  again  declare  it, 
For  all  crimes  past,  of  what  nature  soever. 

Chab.  You  cannot  pardon  me,  sir. 

King.  How's  that,  Philip  ? 

Chab.  It  is  a  word  carries  too  much  relation 
To  an  offence,  of  which  I  am  not  guilty ! 
And  I  must  still  be  bold,  where  truth  still  arms, 
In  spite  of  all  those  frowns  that  would  deject  me, 
To  say,  I  need  no  pardon. 

King.  Ha !  how's  this  ? 

Path.  He's  mad  with  over  joy,  and   answer 
nonsense. 

King.  Why,  tell  me,  Chabot,  are  not  yon  con- 
demn'd? 

Chab.  Yes,  and  that  justifies  me  much  the  more ; 
For  whatsoever  false  report  hath  brought  you, 
I  was  condemn'd  for  nothing  that  could  reach 
To  prejudice  my  life,  my  goods,  or  honour, 
As  first  in  firmness  of  my  conscience 
I  confidently  told  you  ;  not,  alas  ! 
Presuming  on  your  slender  thread  of  favour, 
Or  pride  of  fortunate  and  courtly  boldness, 
But  what  my  faith  and  justice  bade  me  trust  to, 
For  none  of  all  your  learned  assistant  judges, 
With  all  the  malice,  of  my  crimes  could  urge 
Or  felony  or  hurt  of  sacred  power. 


Sc.1.-}  CHABOT.  141 

King.  Do  any  hear  this  but  myself1? — My  lords, 
This  man  still  justifies  his  innocence. 
What  prodigies  are  these?    Have  not  our  laws 
Pass'd  on  his  actions?  have  not  equal  judges 
Certified  his  arraignment,  and  him  guilty 
Of  capital  treason  ?  and  yet  do  I  hear 
Chabot  accuse  all  these,  and  quit  himself? 

Treas.  It  does  appear  distraction,  sir. 

King.  Did  we 

Seem  so  indulgent  to  propose  our  free 
And  royal  pardon,  without  suit  or  prayer, 
To  meet  with  his  contempt? 

Sec.  Unheard  of  impudence ! 

Chab.  I  were  malicious  to  myself,  and  desperate, 
To  force  untruths  upon  my  soul,  and  when 
'Tis  clear,  to  confess  a  shame  to  exercise 
Your  pardon,  sir.    Were  1  so  foul  and  monstrous 
As  I  am  given  to  you,  you  would  commit 
A  sin  next  mine,  by  wronging  your  own  mercy, 
To  let  me  draw  out  impious  breath  :  it  will 
Release  your  wonder,  if  you  give  command 
To  see  your  process  ;  and  if  it  prove  other 
Than  I  presume  to  inform,  tear  me  in  pieces. 

King,  Go  for  the  process,  and  the  chancellor, 
With  the  assistant  judges,  [exit  Asall.~\ — I  thank 

heaven, 

That  with  all  these  enforcements  of  distraction, 
My  reason  stays  so  clear  to  hear,  and  answer, 
And  to  direct  a  message.    This  inversion 
Of  all  the  loyalties,  and  true  deserts 
That  1  believ'd  I  govern'd  with  till  now 
In  my  choice  lawyers  and  chief  counsellors, 
Is  able  to  shake  all  rny  frame  of  reason. 

Chab.  I  am  much  griev'd. 

King.  No  more  ;  1  do  incline 
To  think  I  am  abus'd,  my  laws  betray'd 
And  wrested  to  the  purpose  of  my  judges. 
This  confidence  in  Chabot  turns  my  judgment : 

VOL.  VI.  L 


142  CHABOT.  [Act  IV. 

This  was  too  wild  a  way  to  make  his  merits 
Stoop,  and  acknowledge  my  superior  bounties, 
That  it  doth  raise,  and  fix  them  past  my  art, 
To  shadow  all  the  shame  and  forfeit's  mine. 

Re-enter  ASALL,  with  Chancellor  and  Judges. 

Asall.  The  chancellor  and  judges,  sir. 

Treas.  I  like  not 

This  passion  in  the  king  :  the  queen  and  constabl 
Are  of  that  side. 

King.  My  lord,  you  dare  appear  then1? 

Chan.  Dare,  sir?  I  hope — 

King.  Well  done ;  hope  still,  and  tell  me, 
Is  not  this  man  condemn'd  ? 

Chan.  Strange  question,  sir! 
The  process  will  declare  it,  sign'd  with  all 
These  my  assistant  brothers'  reverend  hands, 
To  bis  conviction  in  a  public  trial. 

King.  You  said  for  foul  and  monstrous  fac 
prov'd  by  him  ? 

Chan.  The  very  words  are  there,  sir. 

King.  But  the  deeds 
I  look  for,  sir ;  name  me  but  one  that's  monstrous 

Chan.  His  foul  comparisons,  and  affronts  of  yo 
To  me  seem'd  monstrous. 

King.  I  told  you  them,  sir ; 
Nor  were  they  any  that  your  so  vast  knowledge, 
Being  a  man  studied  in  him,  could  produce 
And  prove  as  clear  as  heaven  :  you  warranted 
To  make  appear  such  treasons  in  the  admiral, 
As  never  all  law's  volumes  yet  had  sentenced, 
And  France  should  look  on,  having  'scap'd,  wi 

wonder. 

What  in  this  nature  hath  been  clearly  prov'd 
In  his  arraignment  ? 

1  Judge.  Nothing,  that  we  heard, 
In  slenderest  touch  urg'd  by  your  advocate. 


Sc.  I.]  CHABOT.  143 

King.  Dare  you  affirm  this  too  ? 

2  Judge.  Most  confidently. 

King.  No  base  corruptions  charg'd  upon  him  ? 

1  Judge.  None,  sir. 

Treus.  This  argues  Chabot  has  corrupted  him. 

Sec.  I  do  not  like  this. 

1  Judge.  The  sum  of  all 
Was  urg'dto  prove  your  admiral  corrupt, 
Was  an  exaction  of  his  officers, 
Of  twenty  sous  taken  from  the  fishermen, 
For  every  boat  that  fish'd  the  Norman  coast. 

King.  And  was  this  all 

The  mountains  and  the  marvels  promis'd  me, 
To  be  in  clear  proof  made  against  the  life 
Of  our  so  hated  admiral? 

Judges.  All,  sir, 
Upon  our  lives  and  consciences. 

Chan.  I  am  blasted. 

King.    How  durst  you   then  subscribe  to   his 
conviction. 

1  Judge.  For  threats  by  my  lord  chancellor  on 

the  bench, 

Affirming  that  your  majesty  would  have  it 
Made  capital  treason,  or  account  us  traitors. 

2  Judge.  Yet,  sir,  we  did  put  to  our  names  with 

this 

Interposition  of  a  note  in  secret 
In  these  two  letters  Fand  /,  to  shew 
We  were  enforc'd  to  what  we  did,  which  then 
In  law  is  nothing. 

Path.  How  do  you  feel,  your  lordship? 
Did  you  not  find  some  stuffing  in  your  head  ? 
Your  brain  should  have  been  purg'd. 

Chan.  I  fall  to  pieces. 
Would  they  had  rotted  on  the  bench  ! 
King.  And  so  you  sav'd  the  peace  of  that  high 

court, 

Which  otherwise  his  impious  rage  had  broken  ; 

L2 


144 


CHABOT. 


But  thus  am  I  by  his  malicious  arts 
A  party  render'd,  and  most  tyrannous  spur 
To  all  the  open  course  of  his  base  envies, 
A  forcer  of  my  judges,  and  a  thirst 
Of  my  nobility's  blood,  and  all  by  one 
I  trusted,  to  make  clear  my  love  of  justice. 

Chan.  I  beseech  your  majesty,  let  all  my  zeal 
To  serve  your  virtues,  with  a  sacred  value 
Made  of  your  royal  state,  to  which  each  least 
But  shade  of  violence  in  any  subject, 
Doth  provoke  certain  death — 

King.  Death  on  thy  name 
And  memory  for  ever!    One  command 
Our  advocate  attend  us  presently. 

Asall.  He  waits  here. 

King.  But  single  death  shall  not  excuse ;  tin 

skin, 

Torn  o'er  thine  ears,  and  what  else  can  be  inflicte 
If  thy  life,  with  the  same  severity 
Dissected,  cannot  stand  so  many  fires. 

„,        I  Be  merciful^  great  sir.        [They  kne 

King.  Yet  more  amaze ! 
Is  there  a  knee  in  all  the  world  beside, 
That  any  human  conscience  can  let  bow 
For  him  ?  You're  traitors  all  that  pity  him. 

Treas.  This  is  no  time  to  move. 

King.  Yet  'twas  my  fault 
To  trust  this  wretch,  whom  1  knew  fierce 

proud, 
With  forms  of  tongue  and  learning.    What  a 

soner 

Is  pride  of  the  whole  flood  of  man  !  for,  as 
A  human  seed  is  said  to  be  a  mixture 
And  fair  conternperature  extracted  from 
All  our  best  faculties,  so  the  seed  of  all 
Man's  sensual  frailty  may  be  said  to  abide, 
And  have  their  confluence  in  only  pride  ; 


&.  I.]  CHABOT.  145 

It  stupifies  man's  reason  so,  and  dulls 
True  sense  of  any  thing,  but  what  may  fall 
In  his  own  glory,  quenches  all  the  spirits 
That  light  a  man  to  honour  and  true  goodness. 
Asall.  Your  advocate. 

Enter  Advocate. 

•» 

King.  Come  hither. 

Adv.  My  most  gracious  sovereign. 

Chab.  Madam,  you  infinitely  oblige  our  dutye 

Queen.  I  was  too  long  ignorant  of  your  worth, 

my  lord, 
And  this  sweet  lady's  virtue. 

Wife.  Both  your  servants. 

Chab.  I  never  had  a  fear  of  the  king's  justice, 
\nd  yet  I  know  not  what  creeps  o'er  my  heart, 
\nd  leaves  an  ice  beneath  it. — My  lord  chancellor, 
^ou  have  my  forgiveness ;  but  implore  heaven's 

pardon. 

7or  wrongs  to  equal  justice  ;  you  shall  want 
^o  charity  of  mine  to  mediate 
To  the  king  for  you. 

Chan.  Horror  of  ray  soul 
Confounds  my  gratitude. 

Mont.  To  me  now  most  welcome. 

Adv.  It  was  my  allegiance,  sir,  I  did  enforce, 
3ut  by  directions  of  your  chancellor  ; 
t  was  my  office  to  advance  your  cause 
Gainst  all  the  world,  which,  when  I  leave  to  exe- 
cute, 
7lay  me,  and  turn  me  out  a  most  raw  advocate. 

King.  You  see  my  chancellor. 

Adv.  He  has  an  ill  look  with  him. 

King.  It  shall  be  your  province  now,  on  our 

behalf, 
Y>  urge  what  can  in  justice  be  against  him  ; 


146  CHABOT.  \_ActY 

His  riot  on  our  laws,  and  corrupt  actions 
Will  give  you  scope  and  field  enough. 

Adv.  And  I 

Will  play  my  law  prize  ;  never  fear  it,  sir. 
He  shall  be  guilty  of  what  you  please.   I  am  studied 
In  him,  sir  ;  I  will  squeeze  his  villainies, 
And  urge  his  acts  so  home  into  his  bowels, 
The  force  of  it  shall  make  him  hang  himself, 
And  save  the  laws  a  labour. 

King.  Judges,  for  all 

The  poisonous  outrage  that  this  viper  spilt 
On  all  my  royal  freedom  and  my  empire, 
As  making  all  but  servants  to  his  malice, 
I  will  have  you  revise  the  late  arraignment ; 
And  for  those  worthy  reasons  that  already 
Affect  you  for  my  admiral's  acquittal, 
Employ  your  justice  on  this  chancellor.     Aw 

with  him ! — 

Arrest  him.,  captain  of  my  guard,  to  answer 
All  that  due  course  of  law  against  him  can 
Charge  both  his  acts  and  life. 

Capt.  I  do  arrest  thee, 

Poyet,  lord  chancellor,  in  his  highness'  name, 
To  answer  all  that  equal  course  of  law 
Can  charge  thy  acts  and  life  with. 
Chan.  I  obey. 
King.  How  false  a  heart  corruption  has !  ho 

base, 
Without    true  worth,  are    all  these  earth-brec 

glories ! — 

Oh,  blessed  justice!  by  which  all  things  stand, 
That  stills  the  thunder,  and  makes  lightning  sink 
'Twixt  earth  and  heaven  amaz'd,  and  cannot  strike 
Being  prov'd  so  now  in  wonder  of  this  man, 
The  object  of  men's  hate,  and  heaven's  bright  love 
And,  as  in  cloudy  days,  we  see  the  sun 
Glide  over  turrets,  temples,  richest  fields, 
All  those  left  dark,  and  slighted  in  his  way, 


Sc.  I.]  CHABOT.  147 

And  on  the  wretched  plight  of  some  poor  shed, 
Pours  all  the  glories  of  his  golden  head : 
So  heavenly  virtue,  on  this  envied  lord 
Points  all  his  graces,  that  I  may  distinguish 
Him  better  from  the  world. 
Treas.  You  do  him  right. 

King.    But    away,  judges !    and    pursue    the 

arraignment 

Of  this  polluted  chancellor  with  that  swiftness 
His  fury  wing'd  against  my  admiral ; 
And  be  you  all,  that  sate  on  him,  compurgators 
Of  me  against  this  false  judge. 

Judges.  We  are  so. 

King.  Be  you  two  join'd  in  the  commission, 
And  nothing  urg'd  but  justly,  of  me  learning 
This  one  more  lesson  out  of  the  events 
Of  these  affairs  now  past:  that  whatsoever 
Charge  or  commission  judges  have  from  us, 
They  ever  make  their  aim  ingenuous  justice, 
Not  partial  for  reward,  or  swelling  favour, 
To  which,  if  your  king  steer  you,  spare  to  obey; 
For  when  his  troubled  blood  is  clear  and  calm, 
He  will  repent  that  he  pursued  his  rage, 
Before  his  pious  law,  and  hold  that  judge 
Unworthy  of  his  place,  that  lets  his  censure 
Float  in  the  waves  of  an  imagin'd  favour1; 
This  shipwrecks  in  the  haven,  and  but  wounds 
Their  consciences  that  soothe  the  soon-ebb'd  hu- 
mours 
Of  their  incensed  king. 

rr,       j  Royal  and  sacred. 

King.  Come,  Philip,  shine  thy  honourno\v  forever, 
For  this  short  temporal  eclipse  it  suffer'd 
By  th'  interpos'd  desire  I  had  to  try  thee, 
Nor  let  the  thought  of  what  is  past  afflict  thee, 
For  my  unkindness  ;  live  still  circled  here, 
The  bright  intelligence  of  our  royal  sphere.  [Exeunt. 


148  CHABOT.  [Act  V. 


ACT   V.    SCENE  I. 

An  Apartment  in  the  Palace. 
Enter  Queen,  MONTMORENCY,  and  Father. 

Queen.  The  admiral  sick? 

Path.  With  danger  at  the  heart ; 
1  came  to  tell  the  king. 

Mont.  He  never  had 
More  reason  in  his  soul,  to  entertain 
All  the  delights  of  health. 

Path.  I  fear,  my  lord,, 

Some  apprehension  of  the  king's  unkindness, 
By  giving  up  his  person  and  his  offices 
To  the  law's  gripe  and  search,  is  ground  of  his 
Sadchange;  thegreatestsoulsare  thus  oft  wounded ; 
If  he  vouchsafe  his  presence,  it  may  quicken 
His  fast  decaying  spirits,  and  prevent  « 

The  hasty  ebb  of  life. 

Queen.  The  king  is  now 

Fraught  with  the  joy  of  his  fresh  preservation  ; 
The  news  so  violent  let  into  his  ear, 
May  have  some  dangerous  effect  in  him  ; 
I  would  not  counsel,  sir,  to  that. 

Path,  With  greater  reason 
I  may  suspect  they'll  spread,  my  lord,  and,  as 
A  river,  lift  his  curl'd  and  impetuous  waves 
Over  the  banks,  by  confluence  of  streams 
That  fill  and  swell  their6  channel ;  for  by  this  time 
He  has  the  addition  of  Allegre's  suffering, 
His  honest  servant,  whom  I  met,  though  feeble 
And  worn  with  torture,  going  to  congratulate 
His  master's  safety. 

6  their']     Old  copy  "  her"     D. 


Sfc.1.]  CHABOT.  149 

Queen.  It  seems  he  much 
Affected  that  Allegre. 

Mont.  There  will  be 
But  a  sad  interview  and  dialogue. 

Queen.  Does  he  keep  his  bed  ? 

Path.  In  that  alone 

He  shews  a  fortitude  ;  he  will  move  and  walk, 
He  says,  while  his  own  strength  or  others  can 
Support  him,  wishing  he  might  stand  and  look 
His  destiny  in  the  face  at  the  last  summons, 
Not  sluggishly  exhale  his  soul  in  bed 
With  indulgence,  and  nice  flattery  of  his  limbs. 

Queen.  Can  he  in  this  shew  spirit,  and  want  force 
To  wrestle  with  a  thought  ? 

Path.  Oh,  madam,  madam  ! 
We  may  have  proof  against  the  sword,  and  tyranny 
Of  boisterous  war  that  threatens  us  ;  but  when 
Kings  frown,  a  cannon  mounted  in  each  eye, 
Shoot  death  to  apprehension  ere  their  fire 
And  force  approach  us. 

Enter  King. 

Mont.  Here's  the  king. 

Queen.  No  words 
To  interrupt  his  quiet. 

Path.  I'll  begone  then. 

King.  Our  admiral's  father!  call  him  back. 

Queen.  I  will  not  stay  to  hear  them.          \Exit. 

Mont.  Sir,  be  prudent, 

And  do  not,  for  your  son,  fright  the  king's  health. 

[Exit. 

King.  What,  have  they  left  us  ? — How  does  my 
admiral? 

Path.  [  am  forbid  to  tell  you,  sir. 

King.  By  whom? 

Path.  The  queen,  and  my  lord  constable. 


150  CHABOT.  [ActV. 

King.  Are  there 

Remaining  seeds  of  faction  ?    Have  they  souls 
Not  yet  convinc'd  i'  the  truth  of  Chabot's  honour, 
Clear  as  the  crystal  heaven,  and  'bove  the  reach 
Of  imitation  ? 

Path.  Tis  their  care  of  you, 
And  no  thought  prejudicial  to  my  son. 

King.  Their  care  of  me  ? 
How  can  the  knowledge  of  my  admiral's  state 
Concern  their  fears  of  me?    I  see  their  envy 
Of  Chabot's  happiness,  whose  joy  to  be 
Render'd  so  pure  and  genuine  to  the  world 
Doth   grate   upon   their  conscience,  and  affright 

them. 

But  let  them  vex,  and  bid  my  Chabot  still 
Exalt  his  heart,  and  triumph  ;  he  shall  have 
The  access  of  our's ;  the  kingdom  shall  put  on 
Such  joys  for  him,  as  she  would  boast  to  celebrate 
Her  own  escape  from  ruin. 

Path.  He  is  not  in  state  to  hear  my  sad  news, 
I  perceive.  [Aside. 

King.  That  countenance  is  not  right,  it  does  not 

answer 

What  I  expect ; 
Say,  how  is  my  admiral  ? 
The  truth,  upon  thy  life. 

Path.  To  secure  his,  I  would  you  had. 

King.  Ha?  who  durst  oppose  him  ? 

Path.  One  that  hath  power  enough  hath  prac- 
tised on  him, 
And  made  his  great  heart  stoop. 

King.  I  will  revenge  it 

With  crushing  that  rebellious  power  to  nothing. 
Name  him. 

Path.  He  was  his  friend. 

King.  A  friend  to  malice ;  his  own  black  im- 
posthume 


Sc.  L]  CHABOT.  151 

Burn  his  blood  up  !  What  mischief  hath  engender'd 
New  storms? 

Path.  Tis  the  old  tempest. 

King.  Did  not  we 
Appease  all  horrors  that  look'd  wild  upon  him? 

Path.  You  dress'd  his  wounds,  I  must  confess, 

but  made 

No  cure  ;  they  bleed  afresh.    Pardon  me,  sir ; 
Although  your  conscience  have  clos'd  too  soon, 
He  is  in  danger,  and  doth  want  new  surgery  ; 
Though  he  be  right  in  fame,  and  your  opinion, 
He  thinks  you  were  unkind. 

King.  Alas,  poor  Chabot ! 
Doth  that  afflict  him  ? 

Path.  So  much,  though  he  strive 
With  most  resolv'd  and  adamantine  nerves, 
As  ever  human  fire  in  flesh  and  blood, 
Forg'd  for  example,  to  bear  all ;  so  killing. 
The  arrows  that  you  shot  were,  (still  your  pardon,) 
No  centaur's  blood  could  rankle  so. 

King.  If  this 

Be  all,  I'll  cure  him  ;  kings  retain 
More  balsam  in  their  soul,  than  hurt  in  anger. 

Path.  Far  short,  sir ;  with  one  breath  they  im- 

create ; 
And  kings,  with  only  words,   more  wounds  can 

make, 

Than  all  their  kingdom  made  in  balm  can  heal"; 
'Tis  dangerous  to  play  too  wild  a  descant 
On  numerous  virtue,  though  it  become  princes 
To  assure  their  adventures  made  in  everything  : 
Goodness,  confin'd  within  poor  flesh  and  blood, 
Hath  but  a  queasy,  arid  still  sickly  state  ; 
A  musical  hand  should  only  play  on  her, 
Fluent  as  air,  yet  every  touch  command. 

King.  No  more. 

Commend  us  to  the  admiral,  and  say, 
The  king  will  visit  him,  and  bring  [him]  health. 


152  C  H  A  B  O  T.  [Act  V. 

Path.  I  will  not  doubt  that  blessing,  and  shall 

move 
Nimbly  with  this  command.  [Exeunt. 

SCENE  II. 

A  Court  of  Justice. 

Enter  Officers  before,  Treasurer,  Secretary,  and 
Judges,  Petitioners  following^  the  Advocate  also, 
with  many  papers  in  his  hand ;  they  take  their 
places:  the  Chancellor,  with  a  guard,  is  then 
brought  in  and  placed  at  the  bar. 

Treas.  Did  you  believe  the  chancellor  had  been 
So  foul  ? 

Sec.  He's  lost  to  the  people  ;  what  contempts 
They  throw  upon  him  !  but  we  must  be  wise. 

1  Judge.  Were  there  no  other  guilt,  his  malice 

shew'd 

Upon  the  admiral,  in  o'erbearing  justice, 
Would  well  deserve  a  sentence. 
Treas.  And  a  deep  one. 

2  Judge.  I  ft  please  your  lordships  to  remember, 

that 

Was  specially  commended  by  the  king, 
As  being  most  blemish  to  his  royal  person, 
And  the  free  justice  of  his  state. 

Treas.  Already 

He  has  confess'd  upon  his  examinations 
Enough  for  censure  ;  yet,  to  obey  form — 
Master  advocate,  if  you  please — 

Adv.  1  am  ready  for  your  lordships.  It  hath 
been  said,  and  will  be  said  again,  and  may  truly  be 
justified,  omnia  ex  lite  fieri.  It  was  the  position  of 
philosophers,  and  now  proved  by  a  more  philoso- 
phical sect,  the  lawyers,  that,  omnia  ex  lite  fiant, 


Sc.  II.]  CHABOT.  153 

we  are  all  made  by  law,  made,  I  say,  and  worthily, 
if  we  be  just ;  if  we  be  unjust,  marr'd  ;  though  in 
marring  some,  there  is  necessity  of  making  others, 
for  if  one  fall  by  the  law,  ten  to  one  but  another  is 
exalted  by  the  execution  of  the  law,  since  the  cor- 
ruption of  one  must  conclude  the  generation  of 
another,  though  not  always  in  the  same  profession  ; 
the  corruption  of  an  apothecary  may  be  the  gene- 
ration of  a  doctor  of  physic  ;  the  corruption  of  a 
citizen  may  beget  a  courtier,  and  a  courtier  may 
very  well  beget  an  alderman  ;  the  corruption  of  an 
alderman  may  be  the  generation  of  a  country  jus- 
tice, whose  corrupt  ignorance  easily  may  beget  a 
tumult;  a  tumult  may  beget  a  captain,  and  the 
corruption  of  a  captain  may  beget  a  gentleman- 
usher,  and  a  gentleman-usher  may  beget  a  lord, 
whose  wit  may  beget  a  poet,  and  a  poet  may  get 
a  thousand  pounds  a  year ;  but  nothing  without 
corruption. 

Treas.  Good  master  advocate,  be  pleased  to 
leave  all  digressions,  and  speak  of  the  chancellor. 

Adv.  Your  lordship  doth  very  seasonably  pre- 
rnonish  ;  and  I  shall  not  need  to  leave  my  subject, 
corruption,  while  I  discourse  of  him,  who  is  the 
very  fen  and  stygian  abyss  of  it :  five  thousand  and 
odd  hundred  foul  and  impious  corruptions,  for  I 
will  be  brief,  have  been  found  bv  several  exam  in  a- 

•/ 

tions.  and  by  oaths,  proved  against  this  odious  and 
polluted  chancellor  ;  a  man  of  so  tainted  and  con- 
tagious a  life,  that  it  is  a  miracle  any  man  enjoyeth 
his  nostrils  that  hath  lived  within  the  scent  of  his 
offices.  He  was  born  with  teeth  in  his  head,  by 
an  affidavit  of  his  midwife,  to  note  his  devouring, 
and  hath  one  toe  on  his  left  foot  crooked,  arid  in 
the  form  of  an  eagle's  talon,  to  foretel  his  rapacity. 
What  shall  I  say  ?  branded,  marked,  and  designed 
in  his  birth  for  shame  and  obloquy,  which  appeareth 
further,  by  a  mole  under  his  right  ear,  with  only 


154  CHABOT.  [ActV. 

three  witch's  hairs  in't ;  strange  and  ominious  pre- 
dictions of  nature ! 

Treas.  You  have  acquainted  yourself  but  very 
lately  with  this  intelligence,  for,  as  I  remember, 
your  tongue  was  guilty  of  no  such  character  when 
he  sat  judge  upon  the  admiral :  a  pious,  incorrupt 
man,  a  faithful  and  fortunate  servant  to  his  king  ; 
and  one  of  the  greatest  honours  that  ever  the  admi- 
ral received  was,  that  he  had  so  noble  and  just  a 
judge  :  this  must  imply  a  strange  volubility  in  your 
tongue  or  conscience.  I  speak  not  to  discounte- 
nance any  evidence  for  the  king,  but  to  put  you  in 
mind,  master  advocate,  that  you  had  then  a  better 
opinion  of  my  lord  chancellor. 

Adv.  Your  lordship  hath  most  aptly  interposed, 
and  with  a  word  I  shall  easily  satisfy  all  your  judg- 
ments. He  was  then  a  judge,  and  in  cathedra,  in 
which  he  could  not  err  ;  it  may  be  your  lordships' 
cases  :  out  of  the  chair  and  seat  of  justice  he  hath 
his  frailties,  is  loosed,  and  exposed  to  the  condi- 
tions of  other  human  natures ;  so  every  judge, 
your  lordships  are  not  ignorant,  hath  a  kind  of 
privilege  while  he  is  in  his  state,  office,  and  being ; 
and  although  he  may,  quoad  se,  internally  and  pri- 
vately be  guilty  of  bribery  of  justice,  yet,  quoad 
nos,  and  in  public,  he  is  an  upright  and  innocent 
judge.  We  are  to  take  no  notice,  nay,  we  deserved 
to  suffer,  if  we  should  detect  or  stain  him  ;  for  in 
that  we  disparage  the  office,  which  is  the  king's, 
and  may  be  our  own  ;  but  once  removed  from  his 
place  by  just  dishonour  of  the  king,  he  is  no  more 
a  judge,  but  a  common  person,  whom  the  law 
takes  hold  on,  and  we  are  then  to  forget  what  he 
hath  been,  and  without  partiality  to  strip  and  lay 
him  open  to  the  world,  a  counterfeit  and  corrupt 
judge  :  as,  for  example,  he  may,  and  ought  to 
flourish  in  his  greatness,  and  break  any  man's  neck 
with  as  much  facility  as  a  jest ;  but  the  case  being 


Sc.  II.]  CHABOT.  155 

altered,  and  he  down,  every  subject  shall  be  heard; 
a  wolf  mav  be  apparelled  in  a  lamb's  skin  ;  and  if 
every  man  should  be  afraid  to  speak  truth,  nay, 
and  more  than  truth,  if  the  good  of  the  subject, 
which  are  clients,  sometime  require  it,  there  would 
be  no  remove  of  officers ;  if  no  remove,  no  mo- 
tions ;  if  no  motion  in  court,  no  heat,  and,  by  con- 
sequence, but  cold  terms.  Take  away  this  moving, 
this  removing  of  judges,  the  law  may  bury  itself  in 
buckram,  and  the  kingdom  suffer  for  want  of  a  due 
execution ;  and  now,  I  hope,  your  lordships  are 
satisfied. 

Treas.  Most  learnedly  concluded  to  acquit  your- 
self. 

1  Judge.  Master  advocate,  please  you  to  urge, 

for  satisfaction 

Of  the  world,  and  clearing  the  king's  honour,  how 
Unjustly  he  proceeded  against  the  admiral. 

Adv.  I  shall  obey  your  lordship. — So  vast,  so  in- 
finite hath  been  the  impudence  of  this  chancellor, 
not  only  toward  the  subject,  but  even  the  sacred 
person  of  the  king,  that  I  tremble,  as  with  a  palsy, 
to  remember  it.  This  man,  or  rather  this  monster, 
having  power  and  commission  trusted  for  the  exa- 
mination of  the  lord  admiral,  a  man  perfect  in  all 
honour  and  justice,  indeed,  the  very  ornament  and 
second  flower  of  France ;  for  the  flower-de-lis  is 
sacred,  and  above  all  flowers,  and  indeed  the  best 
flower  in  our  garden  ;  having  used  all  ways  to 
circumvent  his  innocence,  by  suborning  and  pro- 
mising rewards  to  his  betrayers,  by  compelling 
others  by  the  cruelty  of  tortures,  as,  namely,  mon- 
sieur Allegre.  a  most  honest  and  faithful  servant  to 

O         ' 

his  lord,  tearing  and  extending  his  sinews  upon 
the  rack,  to  force  a  confession  to  his  purpose  ;  and 
finding  nothing  prevail  upon  the  invincible  virtue 
of  the  admiral, — 


156  CHABOT.  [ Act  V. 

Sec.  How  he  would  flatter  him  ! 

Adv.  Yet  most  maliciously  proceeded  to  arraign 
him  :  to  be  short ;  against  all  colour  of  justice,  con- 
demned him  of  high  treasons.  Oh,  think  what  the 
life  of  man  is,  that  can  never  be  recompensed  !  but 
the  life  of  a  just  man,  a  man  that  is  the  vigour  and 
glory  of  our  life  and  nation,  to  be  torn  to  death,  and 
sacrificed  beyond  the  malice  of  common  persecu- 
tion !  What  tiger  of  Hyrcanian  breed  could  have 
been  so  cruel1?  But  this  is  not  all  :  he  was  not 
guilty  only  of  murder, — guilty,  I  may  say,  in 
foro  conscientiee,  though  our  good  admiral  was  mira- 
culously preserved,  but  unto  this  he  added  a  most 
prodigious  and  fearful  rape,  a  rape  even  upon  jus- 
tice itself,  the  very  soul  of  our  state ;  for  the  rest 
of  the  judges  upon  the  bench,  venerable  images  of 
Astrasa,7  he  most  tyrannously  compelled  to  set  their 
hands  to  his  most  unjust  sentence.  Did  ever  story 
remember  the  like  outrage  and  injustice?  what 
forfeit,  what  penalty  can  be  enough  to  satisfy  this 
transcendant  offence  1  and  yet,  my  good  lords,  this 
is  but  venial  to  the  sacrilege  which  now  follows, 
and  by  him  committed :  not  content  with  this  sen- 
tence, not  satisfied  with  horrid  violence  upon  the 
sacred  tribunal,  but  he  proceeds  and  blasphemes 
the  very  name  and  honour  of  the  king  himself, — ob- 
serve that, — making  him  the  author  and  impulsive 
cause  of  all  these  rapines,  justifying  that  he  moved 
only  by  his  special  command  to  the  death,  nay,  the 
murder  of  his  most  faithful  subject,  translating  all 
his  own  black  and  damnable  guilt  8upon  the  king. 
Here's  a  traitor  to  his  country!  first,  he  conspires 
the  death  of  one  whom  the  king  loves,  and  whom 
every  subject  ought  to  honour,  and  then  makes  it 
no  conscience  to  proclaim  it  the  king's  act,  and,  by 

7  Astraa,]    The  old  copy  reads,  Austria ! 

8  upon  the  king.     Here's  a  traitor  &c.]     The  old  copy  "  upon 
the  Kings  heires,  a  traytor"  &c.     D. 


Sc.  II.]  CHABOT.  157 

consequence,  declares  him  a  murderer  of  his  own, 
and  of  his  best  subjects. 

[Within.]  An  advocate  !  an  advocate !  Tear  him 

in  pieces ! 
Tear  the  chancellor  in  pieces ! 

Treas.  The  people  have  deep  sense  of 'the  chan- 
cellor's injustice. 
Sec.  We  must  be  careful  to  prevent  their  mutiny. 

1  Judge.  It  will  become  our  wisdoms  to  secure 
The  court,  and  prisoner. 

Treas.  Captain  of  the  guard. 

2  Judge.  What  can   you  say  for  yourself,  lord 

chancellor  ? 

Chan.  Again,  I  confess  all,  and  humbly  fly  to 
The  royal  mercy  of  the  king. 

Treas.  And  this  submission  is  the  way  to  pur- 
chase it. 

Chan.  Hearme,great  judges:  if  you  have  not  lost, 
For  my  sake,  all  your  charities,  I  beseech  you, 
Let  the  king  know  my  heart  is  full  of  penitence, 
Calm  his  high-going  sea,  or  in  that  tempest 
1  ruin  to  eternity.     Oh,  my  lords, 
Consider  your  own  places,  and  the  helms 
You  sit  at ;  while  with  all  your  providence 
You  steer,  look  forth,  and  see  devouring  quicksands ! 
My  ambition  now  is  punish'd,  and  my  pride 
Of  state  and  greatness  falling  into  nothing. 
I,  that  had  never  time,  through  vast  employments 
To  think  of  heaven,  feel  his  revengeful  wrath 
Boiling  my  blood,  and  scorching  up  my  entrails. 
There's  doomsday  in   my  conscience,9  black  and 

horrid 

For  my  abuse  of  justice  ;  but  no  stings 
Prick 1  with  that  terror,  as  the  wounds  I  made 
Upon  the  pious  admiral.    Some  good  man 

9  There's  doomsday  in  my  conscience,']    The  old  copy  "  There 
doomesday  is  my  conscience."     D. 

1  Prick]     The  old  copy  "  Prickt."     D. 
VOL.  VI.  M 


168  CHABOT.  [Act  V. 

Bear  my  repentance  thither  ;  he  is  merciful, 

And  may  incline  the  king  to  stay  his  lightning, 

Which  threatens  my  confusion.    That  my  free 

Resign  of  title,  office,  and  what  else 

My  pride  look'd  at,  would  buy  my  poor  life's  safety  ! 

For  ever  banish  me  the  court,  and  let 

Me  waste  my  life  far  off,  in  some  [mean]  village. 

Adv.  How  !  Did  your  lordships  note  his  re- 
quest to  you  ?  he  would  direct  your  sentence,  to 
punish  him  with  confining  him  to  live  in  the  coun- 
try;  like  the  mouse  in  the  fable,  that  having  offended 
to  deserve  death,  begg'd  he  might  be  banished  into 
a  Parmesan.  I  hope  your  lordships  will  be  more 
just  to  the  nature  of  his  offences. 

Sec.    I   could  have   wish'd  him   fall   on  softer 

ground, 
For  his  good  parts. 

Treas.  My  lord,  this  is  your  sentence :  For  your 
high  misdemeanours  against  his  majesty's  judges, 
for  your  unjust  sentence  of  the  most  equal  lord  ad- 
miral, for  many  and  foul  corruptions  and  abuse  of 
your  office,  and  that  infinite  stain  of  the  king's  per- 
son and  honour,  we,  in  his  majesty's  name,  deprive 
you  of  your  estate  of  chancellor,  and  declare  you 
incapable  of  any  judicial  office  ;  and  besides,  con- 
demn you  in  the  sum  of  two  hundred  thousand 
crowns :  whereof,  one  hundred  thousand  to  the  king, 
and  one  hundred  thousand  to  the  lord  admiral;  and 
what  remaineth  of  your  estate,  to  go  to  the  restitu- 
tion of  those  you  have  injured  ;  and  to  suffer  per- 
petual imprisonment  in  the  castle. — So,  take  him  to 
your  custody. — Your  lordships  have  been  merciful 
in  his  sentence.  [Exit. 

[C/ian.]  They  have  spar'd  my  life,  then?  that 

some  cure  may  bring ; 
I  [Ml]  spend  it  in  my  prayers  for  the  king.  [Exeunt. 


Sc.  HI.]  CHABOT.  159 

SCENE   III. 

A  Room  in  Chabot's  Houte. 

Enter  Wife  and  CHABOT,  in  his  gown  and  cap. 

Chab.   Allegre  !  I  am  glad   he  hath  so  much 

strength ; 
I  prithee  let  me  see  him. 

Wife.  It  will  but 

Enlarge  a  passion. — My  lord,  he'll  come 
Another  time,  and  tender  you  his  service. 

Chab.  Nay,  then — 

Wife.  Although  I  like  it  not,  I  must  obey.  [Exit. 

Entet  A  LLEORB,  supported. 

Chab.  Welcome    my  injur'd  servant!   what  a 

misery 
Have  they  made  on  thee  ! 

All.  Though  some  change  appear 
Upon  my  body,  whose  severe  affliction 
Hath  brought  it  thus  to  be  sustained  by  others. 
My  heart2  is  still  the  same  in  faith  to  you, 
Not  broken  with  their  rage. 

Chab.  Alas,  poor  man  ! 
Were  all  my  joys  essential,  and  no  mighty 
As  the  affected  world  believes  I  taste, 
This  object  were  enough  to  unsweeten  all. 
Though  in  thy  absence  I  had  suffering, 
And  felt  within  me  a  strong  sympathy, 
While  for  my  sake  their  cruelty  did  vex, 
And  fright  thy  nerves  with  horror  of  thy  sense, 
Yet  in  this  spectacle  I  apprehend 
More  grief,  than  all  my  imagination 

2  heart']     The  old  copy  "  hurt."     D. 

M2 


160  CHABOT.  [ActV. 

Could  let  before  into  me.    Did'st  not  curse  me 
Upon  the  torture? 

All.  Good,  my  lord,  let  not 
The  thought  of  what  I  suffer'd  dwell  upon 
Your  memory ;  they  could  not  punish  more 
Than  what  my  duty  did  oblige  to  bear 
For  you,  and  justice :  but  there's  something  in 
Your  looks,  presents  more  fear  than  all  the  malice 
Of  my  tormentors  could  affect  my  soul  with  : 
That  paleness,  and  the  other  forms  you  wear, 
Would  well  become  a  guilty  admiral,  and  one 
Lost  to  his  hopes  and  honour,  not  the  man, 
Upon  whose  life  the  fury  of  injustice, 
ArnTd    with   fierce  lightning,   and  the  power  of 

thunder, 

Can  make  no  breach.     I  was  not  rack'd  till  now: 
There's  more  death  in  that  falling  eye,  than  all 
Rage  ever  yet  brought  forth.    What  accident,  sir, 

can  blast, 

Can  be  so  black  and  fatal,  to  distract 
The  calm,  the  triumph,  that  should  sit  upon 
Your  noble  brow  ?  misfortune  could  have  no 
Time  to  conspire  with  fate,  since  you  were  rescued 
By  the  great  arm  of  providence  ;  nor  can 
Those  garlands,  that  now  growabout  your  forehead, 
With  all  the  poison  of  the  world  be  blasted. 

Chab.  Allegre,  thou  dost  bear  thy  wounds  upon 

thee 

In  wide  and  spacious  characters  ;  but  in 
The  volu«ie  of  my  sadness,  thou  dost  want 
An  eye  to  read  ;  an  open  force  hath  torn 
Thy  manly  sinews,  which  some  time  may  cure  ; 
The  engine  is  not  seen  that  wounds  thy  master, 
Past  all  the  remedy  of  art  or  time, 
The  flatteries  of  court,  of  fame,  or  honours  : 
Thus  in  the  summer  a  tall  flourishing  tree, 
Transplanted  by  strong  hand,  with  all  her  leaves 
And  blooming-  pride  upon  her,  makes  a  shew 


Sc.  III.]  CHABOT.  161 

Of  spring,  tempting  the  eye  with  wanton  blossom  ; 
But  not  the  sun,  with  all  his  amorous  smiles, 
The  dews  of  morning,  or  the  tears  of  night, 
Can  root  her  fibres  in  the  earth  again, 
Or  make  her  bosom  kind,  to  growth  and  bearing:, 

o  o ' 

But  the  tree  withers;  and  those  very  beams, 
That  once  were  natural  warmth  to  her  soft  verdure, 
Dry  up  her  sap,  and  shoot  a  fever  through 
The  bark  and  rind,  till  she  becomes  a  burthen 
To  that  which  gave  her  life :  so  Chabot,  Chabot. 

.411.  Wonder  in  apprehension  !  I  must 
Suspect  your  health  indeed. 

Chab.  No,  no,  thou  shalt  not 
Be  troubled  ;  I  but  stirr'd  thee  with  a  moral, 
That's  empty,  contains  nothing.    I  arn  well ; 
See,  I  can  walk ;  poor  man  !  thou  hast  not  strength 
yet.  [Exit. 

All.  What  accident  is  ground  of  this  distraction  ? 

Re-enter  CHABOT. 

Chab.  Thou  hast  not  heard  yet  what's  become 
o'  the  chancellor  ? 

All.  Not  yet,  my  lord. 

Chab.  Poor  gentleman  !  when  I  think 
Upon  the  king,  I've  balm  enough  to  cure 
A  thousands  wounds,  have  I  not,  Allegre  ? 
Was  ever  bounteous  mercy  read  in  story  » 

Like  his  upon  my  life,  condemn'd  for  sacrifice 
By  law,  and  snatch'd  out  of  the  flame  unlook'd 

for, 

And  unpetition'd  ?    But  his  justice  then, 
That  would  not  spare  whom  his  own  love  made 

great, 

But  give  me  up  to  the  most  cruel  test 
Of  judges,  for  some  boldness  in  defence 
Of  my  own  merits,  and  my  honest  faith  to  him, 
Was  rare,  past  example. 


162  CHABOT.  [Act  V. 

Enter  Father. 

Path.  Sir,  the  king 
Is  coming  hither. 

All.  It  will 
Become  my  duty,  sir,  to  leave  you  now. 

Chab.  Stay,  by  all  means,  Allegre,  't  shall  con- 
cern you ; 
I'm  infinitely  honour'd  in  his  presence. 

Enter  King,  Queen,  MONTMORENCY,  and  Wife. 

King.  Madam,  be  comforted;  I'll  be  his  physi- 
cian. 

Wife    Pray  heaven  you  may  ! 

King.  No  ceremonial  knees. 
Give  me  thy  heart,  my  dear,  my  honest  Chabot ; 
And  yet  in  vain  I  challenge  that ;  'tis  here 
Already  in  my  own,  and  shall  be  cherish'd 
With  care  of  my  best  life ;  [no]  violence 
Shall  ravish  it  from  my  possession  ; 
Not  those  distempers  that  infirm  my  blood 
And  spirits  shall  betray  it  to  a  fear. 
When  time  and  nature  join  to  dispossess 
My  body  of  a  cold  and  languishing  breath, 
No  stroke  in  all  my  arteries,  but  silence 
In  every  faculty,  yet  dissect  me  then, 
And  in  my  heart  the  world  shall  read  thee  living, 
And  by  the  virtue  of  thy  name  writ  there, 
That  part  of  me  shall  never  putrify, 
When  I  am  lost  in  all  my  other  dust. 

Chab.  You  too  much  honour  your  poor  servant, 

sir ; 

My  heart  despairs  so  rich  a  monument ; 
But  when  it  dies — 

King.  I  will  not  hear  a  sound 
Of  any  thing  that  trencheth3  upon  death  ; 


trencheth]     The  old  copy  "  trenched"     D. 


Sc.  III.]  CHABOT.  163 

He  speaks  the  funeral  of  my  crown  that  prophesies 
So  unkind  a  fate.    We'll  live  and  die  together  ; 
And  by  that  duty  which  hath  taught  you  hitherto 
All  loyal  and  just  services,  I  charge  thee 
Preserve  thy  heart  for  me  and  thy  reward, 
Which  now  shall  crown  thy  merits. 

Chab.  I  have  found 
A  glorious  harvest  in  your  favour,  sir  ; 
And  by  this  overflow  of  royal  grace, 
All  my  deserts  are  shadows,  and  fly  from  me. 
I  have  not  in  the  wealth  of  my  desires 
Enough  to  pay  you  now  ;  yet  you  encourage  me 
To  make  one  suit. 

King.  So  soon  as  nam'd,  possess  it. 

Chab.  You  would  be  pleas'd  take  notice  of  this 

gentleman, 
A  secretary  of  mine. 

Mont.  Monsieur  Allegre ; 

e  that  .was  rack'd,  sir,  for  your  admiral. 

Chab.  His  limbs  want  strength  to  tender  their 

full  duty ; 
An  honest  man,  that  suffers  for  my  sake. 

King.  He  shall  be  dear  to  us. — For  what  has 

pass'd,  sir, 

!y  the  injustice  of  our  chancellor's  power, 
"e'll  study  to  recompense  ;  i'  the  mean  time,  that 

office 

You  exercis'd  for  Chabot,  we  translate 
To  our  self;  you  shall  be  our  secretary. 

All,  This  is 

An  honour  above  my  weak  desert,  and  shall 
Oblige  the  service  of  my  life  to  satisfy  it. 

Chab.  You  are  gracious,  and  in  this  act  have  put 
All  our  complaints  to  silence. — You,  Allegre, 

Enter  Treasurer  and  Secretary. 
Cherish  your  health  and  feeble  limbs,  which  cannot, 


164  CHABOT.  [ActV. 

Without  much  prejudice,  be  thus  employ'd : 
All  my  best  wishes  with  thee. 

All.  All  my  prayers 
Are  duties  to  your  lordship.  [Ejcit. 

King.  'Tis  too  little. 

Can  forfeit  of  his  place,  wealth,  and  a  lasting 
Imprisonment,  purge  his  offences  to 
Our  honest  admiral  ?  had  our  person  been 
Exempted  from  his  malice,  he  did  persecute 
The  life  of  Chabot  with  an  equal  wrath  ; 
You  should  have  pour'd  death  on  his  treacherous 

head. 

I  revoke  all  your  sentences,  and  make 
Him  that  was  wrong'd  full  master  of  his  destiny. — 
Be  thou  his  judge. 

Chab.  Oh,  far  be  such  injustice! 
I  know  his  doom  is  heavy ;  and  I  beg, 
Where  mercy  may  be  let  into  his  sentence, 
For  my  sake,  you  would  soften  it.     I  have 
Glory  enough  to  be  set  right  in  your's, 
And  my  dear  country's  thought,  and  by  an  act 
With  such  apparent  notice  to  the  world. 
King.  Express  it  in  some  joy  then. 
Chab.  I  will  strive 

To  shew  that  pious  gratitude  to  you,  but — 
King.  But  what? 
Chab.    My  frame  hath  lately,  sir,    been  ta'en 

apieces, 

And  but  now  put  together ;  the  least  force 
Of  mirth  will  shake,  and  unjoint  all  my  reason. 
Your  patience,  royal  sir. 

King.  I'll  have  no  patience, 
If  thou  forget  the  courage  of  a  man. 

Chab.  My  strength  would  flatter  me.     [Swoons. 
King.  Physicians! 

Now  1  begin  to  fear  his  apprehension. 
Why,  how  is  Chabot's  spirit  faH'n  ! 


Sc.  111.]  CHABOT.  165 

Queen.  'Twere  best 
He  were  convey'd  to  his  bed. 
Wife.  How  soon  turn'd  widow ! 
Chab.  Who  would  not  wish  to  live  to  serve  your 

goodness  ? 

Stand  from  me,  you  betray  me  with  your  fears ; 
The  plummets  may  fall  off  that  hang  upon 
My  heart ;  they  were  but  thoughts  at  first :  or  if 
They  weigh  me  down  to  death,  let  not  my  eyes 
Close  with  another  object  than  the  king  ; 
Let  him  be  last  I  look  on. 
King.  I  would  not  have  him  lost  for  my  whole 

kingdom. 

Mont.  He  may  recover,  sir. 
King.  I  see  it  fall ; 

For  justice  being  the  prop  of  every  kingdom, 
And  mine  broke,  violating  him  that  was 
The  knot  and  contract  of  it  all  in  him  ; 
It  [is]  already  falling  in  my  ear. 
Pompey  could  hear  it  thunder,  when  the  senate 
And  capitol  were  deaf;  so  heaven's  loud  chiding. 
I'll  have  another  sentence  for  my  chancellor, 
Unless  myChabot  live. 
In  a  prince, 

What  a  swift  executioner  is  a  frown  ! 
Especially  of  great  and  noble  souls. — 
How  is  it  with  my  Philip  ? 

Chab.  I  must  beg 
One  other  boon. 

King.  Upon  condition 
My  Chabot  will  collect  his  scatter'd  spirits, 
And  be  himself  again  ;  he  shall  divide 
My  kingdom  with  me. 
Path.  Sweet  king ! 
Chab.  I  observe 

A  fierce  and  killing  wrath  engender'd  iu  you. 
For  my  sake,  as  you  wish  me  strength  to  serve  you, 
Forgive  your  chancellor ;  let  not  the  story 


166  CHABOT.  [AetV. 

Of  Philip  Chabot,  read  hereafter,  draw 
A  tear  from  any  family.    I  beseech 
Your  royal  mercy  on  his  life,  and  free 
Remission  of  all  seizure  upon  his  state  ; 
I  have  no  comfort  else. 

King.  Endeavour 

But  thine  own  health,  and  pronounce  general  pardon 
To  all  through  France. 

Chab.  Sir,  I  must  kneel  to  thank  you, 
It  is  not  seal'd  else  ;  your  blest  hand  ;   live  happy. 
May  all  you  trust  have  no  less  faith  than  Chabot! 
Oh'!  [Dies. 

Wife.  His  heart  is  broken. 

Path.  And  kneeling,  sir, 
As  his  ambition  were,  in  death  to  shew 
The  truth  of  his  obedience. 

Mont.  I  fear'd  this  issue. 

Treas.  He's  past  hope. 

King.  He  has  a  victory  in's  death ;  this  world 
Deserv'd  him  not     How  soon  he  was  translated 
To  glorious  eternity  !  'Tis  too  late 
To  fright  the  air  with  words,   my  tears  embalm 
him. 

Wife.  What  can  become  of  me  ? 

King.*  I'll  be  your  husband,  madam,  and  with 

care 

Supply  your  children's  father  ;  to  your  father 
I'll  be  a  son  ;  in  what  our  love  or  power 
Can  serve   his  friends,   Chabot   shall   ne'er    be 

wanting. 

The  greatest  loss  is  mine,  past  scale  or  recompense. 
We  will  proceed  no  further  'gainst  the  chancellor. 
To  the  charity  of  our  admiral  he  owes 
His  life,  which,  ever  banish'd  to  a  prison, 
Shall  not  beget  in  us,  or  in  the  subject 
New  fears  of  his  injustice  ;  for  his  fortunes, 
Great  and  acquir'd  corruptly,  'tis  our  will 
4  King.]  The  old  copy  gives  this  speech  to  the  Queen.    D. 


Sc.  III.] 


CHABOT. 


167 


They  make  just  restitution  for  all  wrongs, 
That  shall  within  a  year  be  prov'd  against  him. — 
O,  Chabot,  that  shall  boast  as  many  monuments 
As  there  be  hearts  in  France,  which,  as  they  grow, 
Shall  with  more  love  enshrine  thee !  Kings,  they 

say, 

Die  not,  or  starve  succession  :  Oh,  why 
Should  that    stand  firm,   and   kings  themselves 

despair, 
To  find  their  subject  still  in  the  next  heir !  [Exeunt. 


THE  ARCADIA, 

A  PASTORAL. 


THE  ARCADIA.]  This  piece  is  nothing  more  than  Sidney's 
Arcadia  in  a  dramatic  form ;  it  embraces  all  the  leading  inci- 
dents of  that  formidable  romance,  with  the  exception  of  the 
capture  of  the  princesses  by  Cecropia.  The  title  of  the  old 
copy  is,  "  A  Pastorall  called  the  Arcadia.  Acted  by  her  Majesties 
Servants  at  the  Phoenix  in  Drury  Lane.  Written  by  James  Shirley, 
Gent.  1640/'  4to.  D. 


DRAMATIS  PERSONS. 

Basilius,  king  of  Arcadia. 

Euarchus,  king  o/'Macedon. 

Pyrocles,  son  of  Euarchus,  disguised  as  the  amazo 

Zelraane. 
Musidorus,  nephew  of  Euarchus,  disguised  as  th 

shepherd  Dorus. 
Philanax,  a  nobleman  appointed  regent  during  th 

retirement  of  king  Basilius, 

Calatider.     7 ,     , 
c,.  i  lords. 

Simpathus,   j 

Calodoulus,  servant  to  Musidorus. 

Dametas,  a  shepherd,  guardian  to  Pamela. 

Captain  of  Rebels. 

First  Rebel. 

Second  Rebel. 

Third  Rebel. 

Fourth  Rebel. 

Thumb,  a  miller. 

Shepherds,  Masquers,  Cupid,  Messengers,  Guards 

Gynecia,  wife  to  Basilius. 
Pamela,        ?,       ,       - 
Philoclea,      \herdaughters. 

Miso,  wife  to  Dametas. 
Mopsa,  her  daughter. 

SCENE,  Arcadia 


THE   ARCADIA. 


ACT   I.     SCENE   I. 

An  Apartment*  in  the  Royal  Lodge. 

Enter  BASILIUS,  PHILANAX,  and  CALANDER. 

Philan.  Sir,  yet  be  gracious,  and  hear  them  pray, 
That  beg  not  for  their  own,  but  for  your  safety, 
And  honour  of  your  state,  which  eclipse 
In  your  long  dark,  and  melancholy  life. 
We  want  you  at  the  helm  : 
Our  duties  bind  us  tell  you,  'tis  unnatural 
To  bury  yourself  alive ;  the  people  call 
For  their  own  King  to  govern  ;  they'll  forget 
To  pray  for  you,  if  you  continue  thus 
A  stranger  to'em. 

Calan.  Or,  if  not  for  them , 

1  An  apartment,  &c.]  The  scenes  are  not  marked  in  the  old 
copy.  "  He  [Basilius]  brake  vp  his  Court,  and  retired  him- 
selfe,  his  wife  and  children  into  a  certain  forrest  hereby,  which 
he  calleth  his  desert  j  wherein  (besides  a  house  appointed  for 
stables,  and  lodgings  for  certaine  persons  of  meane  calling, 
who  do  all  houshold  seruices)  he  hathbuilded  two  fine  lodges: 
in  the  one  of  them  himselfe  remaines  with  his  yonger  daughter 

Philoclea Pamela  he  hath  placed  in  the  other  lodge  : 

but  how  thinke  you  accompanied  ?  truly  with  none  other  but 
one  Dametas,  the  most  arrant  doltish  clowne,  that  I  thinke  euer 
was  without  the  priuiledge  of  a  bable,  with  his  wife  Miso,  and 
daughter  Mopsa."  Sidney's  Arcadia,  Lib.  i.  p.  1O,  ed.  1613.  D. 

VOL.  VI.  N 


174  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  1. 

Which  every  good  king  makes  his  care,  as  being 

A  steward  to  provide  them  all  earthly  blessings, 

Yet  lor  the  other  part  of  you,  our  mistress, 

That  sleeps  within  your  bosom,  and  not  made 

For  such  a  conversation,  return 

And  warm  your  throne2  again,  about  which  all 

Your  servants  like  so  many  pictures  gaze 

At  one  another,  but  want  motion,  and  take  up 

Room  i'th' chambers  of  your  court,  like  arras. 

Philan.  Have  a  compassion  to  [y]our  daughters, 

sir; 
Kill  not  your  hopes  in  their  restraint. 

Calan.  What  cage 
Can  please  the  birds  created  for  sky  freedom  ? 

Philan.  How  can   you  see  your   eldest   child, 

Pamela, 

Spend  her  best  part  of  time  with  such  a  rude, 
And  ignorant  hind,  as  the  unbred  Dametas1* 
A  Lady  of  a  high  and  active  soul. 

Bas.  No  more. 

Philan.  Our  duties  bid3  us  tell  you  this. 

Bas.  Hast  thou  forgotten,  Philanax,  or  made 
A  better  gloss  upon  the  Oracle? 
Should  we  remain  in  Court,  and  let  our  daughters 
Be  in  the  sight  of  the  admiring  world  ? 
Read  that  paper,  and  be  not  partial,  Philanax. 

Philan.  [reads.']   Thy  eldest  Care  shall  from  thy 

careful  face 

By  princely  mean  be  stolen,  and  yet  not  lost; 
The  younger  shall  with  nature's  bliss  embrace 
An  uncouth*  love,  which  nature  hateth  most; 
Both  these  themselves  unto  two  such  shall  iced, 
That  at  a  bier,  as  at  a  bar  shall  plead, 
While  thee  a  living  man  they  have  made  dead  ; 

2  throne]     The  old  copy  "  thoughts."     D. 
9  bid]     The  old  copy  "  bids."     D. 
4  uncouth]     The  old  copy  "  uncoch:"   this  oracle  is  taken 
irom  the  romance,  p.  207.  ed.  16*13.     D. 


Sc.  I.]  THE  ARCADIA.  175 

In  thine  own  seat  a  foreign  state  shall  sit ; 
And  ere  that  all  these  blows  thy  head  shall  hit, 
Thou  with  thy  wife  adultery  shalt  commit. 
Bas.  Canst  blame  me  now  ?    I  should  rejoice 

to  see 

My  daughters  happy  mothers,  but  since  their 
Fate  must  be  ripen'd  with  my  blood,  their  pride 
Rooted  in  my  grave,  and  that  untimely,  'tis 
Wisdom  to  keep'em  virgins :  I'm  resolv'd. 

Enter  GYNECIA,  PHILOCLEA,  and  PYROCLES. 

Calan.  Your  queen  and  ladies. 

Bas.  Vanish  all  discontent.  Madam,  this  place 
Is  empty  of  all  royal  entertainment  [To  Pyrocles. 
Your  worth  may  challenge  ;  but  since  fate  allows 

not 

A  courtly  life,  which  best  may  answer  your 
High  birth  [and]  spirit,  let  your  virtue  guide  you 
To  accept  of  what  we  tender.  % 

Pyr.  This,  my  Lord, 
Exceeds  all  merit  here  ;  it  was  the  bliss 
I  aim'd  at,  to  be  acquainted  with  your  goodness : 
I  am  your  humble  servant. 

Bas.  Such  a  title 

Would  rather  become  me  ;  call  me  so,  Lady, 
And  stile  me  above  Kings,  while  I  write  yours. 

Philan.   If  your  grace 

Could  call  him  from  this  life,  you'd  melt  the  hearts 
Of  your  subjects  into  prayers  for  you. 

Gyn.  I  thank  your  care,  but  he's  inexorable. 

Calan.  Alas,  dear  princess,  can  you  brook  these 

groves  ? 
Has  not  a  palace  something  more  of  pleasure? 

Philoc.  This  shall  be  so  to   me  while  'tis  ray 
father's. 

Calan.  I  ha[ve]  not  seen  a  goodlier  person  :  how 
Came  she  admitted  ?  she  is  gracious  with  the  king. 

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176  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  I 

Philoc.  She  has  a  charm  to  win  from  all  the 
world. 

Philan.  I  have  read  the  Amazons  described  so. 

Pyr.  Good,  my  Lord, — 

Bos.  These  lips  had  he  that  robb'd  the  dragon  of 
The  golden  apples  but  once  seen,  he  would 
Ha[ve]  wish'd  to  ha[ve]  gather'd  fruit  here,  an 

esteem'd 

The  gain  of  one  sweet  kiss  reward  sufficient 
For  all  his  twelve  hard  labours. 

Pyr.  Sir,  your  grace 

Is  pleasantly  dispos'd  to  make  my  person 
The  subject  of  your  mirth. 

Bas.  And  had  those  creatures, 
Book-blinded  men,  that  dream  of  other  worlds, 
Tell  of  Elysian  blessings,  know[n]  the  joys, 
Are  in  your  love,  they  would  have  lost  themselves, 
As  I  have  done  in  speculation. 

Pyr.  You  make  me  blush  to  hear  you. 

Bas.  There's  no  action 

Dares  so  affright  your  blood,  to  talk  ;  why,  Lady 
There  be  those  men  and  women,  great  and  good, 
Have  found  no  shame  in  telling  of  their  loves, 
Nay,  in  the  acting. 

Pyr.  Give  me  leave  to  tell  you, 
You  are  not  modest,  if  I  understand  you  : 
A  king  give  breath  to  such  foul  thoughts  ! 
Your  every  action  should  be  a  star 
To  guide  your  subjects  ;  if  you  lose  your  piety, 
What  wickedness  have  they  not  licence  for? 
If  the  devotion  of  your  service  be 
To  such  a  friend  as  Lust,  (as  what  name  else 
Can  it  deserve,)  let  those  whose  hearts  are  lost 
In  sin  be  tempted  to  dishonour  ;  I 
Abhor  the  thought.     Pardon  me,  royal  sir, 
I  hope  these  are  but  trials  ;  if  I  thought 
There  had  been  such  a  levity  in  men 
Thus  to  provoke  you — 


Sc.  I.]  THE  ARCADIA.  177 

Bas.  Smooth  thy  brow  again, 
Or  I  shall  need  no  other  punishment ; 
There's  death  too  much  in  that, — Philoclea. 

Pyr.  That  name  sounds  all  my  comfort,  and  I 

must 

Despair  to  tell  her  so ;  I  was  to  blame 
To  be  so  peremptory ;  would  1  were  again 
To  shape  my  answer  ! 

Bas.  Noble  lady. 

Pyr.  Sir. 

Bas.  That  smile  has  put  me  out ;  oh  look  thus 

ever ! 

1  was  studying  a  new  compliment  to  beg 
Thy  excuse. 

Pyr.  If  you  brought   no   offence,   there  needs 

none,  sir ; 
I  must  suppose  your  love  is  noble,  chaste. 

Bas.  You  will  find  that  hereafter :  Oh  Zelmane, 
Would  thou  couldst  tell  the  meaning  of  my  sighs ! 

Pyr.  You  can  express  them. 

Bas.  Not  I. 

Pyr.  Choose  another  to  speak  them  for  you  ; 
And  yet  I  want  an  orator  to  tell  you 
What  1  would  say,  howe'er  I  seem. 

Bas.  Dost  bless  me. 

Pyr.  There's  something  wants  a  tongue ;  but  for 

your  passions 

I  should  not  think  they  would  carry  so  much  discord 
To  a5  virgin  ear,  delivered  by  a  woman  ; 
There  is  a  way  to  meet  a  gentle  audience, 
At  least  not  harsh  disdain :   did  your  fair  daughter, 
Philoclea,  the  volume  of  all  sweetness, 
Plead  half  your  suit,  although  it  border'd  on 
Something  not  altogether  just,  her  tongue 
Might  perchance  guide  it ;  but  I  am  confident, 
Your  ends  are  noble. 

Bus.  There's  a  lightning  yet 

5  a]     Old  copy  "  any."     IX 


178  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  I. 

Of  comfort:  happiest  lady,  I  will  study 
How  to  be  worthy  of  this  grace. 

Oyn.  You  are  expected  at  the  pastorals. 

Philan.  We   take  our   leaves,  my  lord,  again 

beseeching 

Your  pardon  for  our  boldness  to  reduce6  you 
To  your  own  sphere  of  greatness. 

Bos.  Do  you  continue 
Faithful  to  your  employments,  and  deserve 
Of  us  and  of  your  country.     Come,  Zelmane, 
There  are  some  sports  which  you  must  grace. 

[Exeunt  Philanax  and  Calander. 

Pyr.  I  wait 
A  servant  to  your  commands. 

Gyn.  Come,  sweet  Zelmane. 

Pyr.  Come,  sweetest  of  thy  sex.   [To  Philoclea. 

Philoc.  'Tis  pity,  nature 
Made  thee  not  a  man  ;  this  compliment 
Would  then  become  you.  [Exeunt. 

SCENE  II. 

A  Room  in  Pamela's  Lodge. 
Enter  PAMELA  and  MOPS  A. 

Pam.  Mopsa,  you  are  too  coy  in  my  opinion, 
Though  I  confess  your  beauty  may  deserve 
As  much  as  any :  Dorus,  though  he  be 
Your  father's  servant,  he's  a  handsome  shepherd, 
And  not  to  be  despis'd. 

Mop.  Despis'd  !  cannot  a  virgin  love  a  young 
man,  I  pray,  but  she  must  despise  him  ? 

Pam.  You  should  then  with  some  smiles  encou- 
rage him. 

Mop.  Smojles!  let  me  alone  to  smoile,and  some- 
thing else,  when  we  are  alone :  if  I  thought  he  die 
not  love  me,  I  know  what  I  know. 

6  rtditce]     i.  e.  bring  back.     D. 


Sc.  II.]  THE  ARCADIA.  179 

Pam.  Alas, 
Poor  man,  he  cannot  sleep  for  you  he  says! 

Mop.  Nay,  and  I  were  abed  with  him,  he  should 
not  sleep  so  long  as  his  eyes  were  open  ;  I'd  watch 
him  for  that.  But  do  you  think  my  father  would 
let  us  couple  in  matrimony,  as  they  say?  He  has 
never  a  son  but  I,  and  I  am  his  only  daughter. 

Pam.  Make  no  scruple  of  that ;  if  you  can  find 
in  your  heart  lo  love  him,  in  the  name  of  Cupid  go 
together.  For  aught  I  perceive,  your  father  holds 
a  good  opinion  of  him  ;  marry  I  know  not  how  your 
mother  is  inclin'd. 

Mop.  Whoop,  my  mother's  a  scold. 

Pam.  Here's  your  sweet  heart ; 

Enter  MUSIDORUS. 

Look  you  make  much  of  him.     Poor  gentleman, 
How  love  is  able  to  transport !  who  could 
Expect  so  rich  a  guest  in  that  poor  dwelling  ! 
Oh,  howe'er  the  winds  compel  him,  or  the  stream 
Into  whose  troubled  waves  he  has  launch'd  forth, 
This  way  he  steers  his  love  !  yet  I  seem  ignorant. 

Mus.  My  dearest  Mopsa. 

Mop.  Dear!  I  never  cost  you  any  thing. 

Mus.  \  know  not 

At  what  expence  of  fortunes,  were  I  able, 
I  should  be  willing  to  make  purchase  of  you, 
But  I'm  sure  you  have  already  cost  my  heart : 
And  yet  I  find  yours  made  of  marble, 
Which  neither  pity  nor  my  prayers  can  soften. 
Sweet  madam,  plead  for  me  ;  one  gracious  word 
From  you  would  make  me  happy  ;  let  one  beam 
Shoot  from  your  eye,  and  it  will  strike  a  spring 
Into  that  frozen  piece  of  earth,  and  make  it 
A  bower  for  love  to  sport  in  ;  'tis  in  you 
To  unarm7  her  noble  heart:  there's  too  much  steel, 
And  gentle  love  in  vain  attempts  to  fasten 
The  softer  blows. 

"  unarm]     Qv  "  warm."     D. 


180  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  I. 

Pam.  Mopsa,  take  heed ;   your  shepherd  can 

speak  well ; 

And  if  he  be  honest  Menalcus'  brother 
And  heir,  I  know  no  reason  why  you  should 
Think  scorn  of  him. 

Mop.  But  for  all  his  quaint  speeches,  I'll  keep 
my  honesty  close  enough,  I  warrant  you. 

Mm.  Why  should   you   be   so   cruel  ?     nature 

made 
Your  face  the  only  object  of  man's  wonder. 

Mop.  Does  my  face  look  like  a  flapjack? 

Mas.  Is't  possible  there  can  be  a  soul  so  hard, 
So  unrelenting  dwell  in  that  fair  body  ? 
If  you  knew, 

The  truth  of  my  affection  and  with  what 
Religion  it  looks  upon  your  virtues, 
'Twould  teach  your  eye   compassion.     Gracious 

princess, 

Let  the  distressed  Dorus  gain  this  mercy 
From  you,  that  with  the  blessedness  of  your 
White  hand  reaching  to  Mopsa  this  poor  toy, 
WThich  late  I  found,  my  love  may  cherish  hope 
At  last  to  be  accepted. 

Mop.  Oh  fine !  What's  that,  madam  ? 

Pam.  You  must  yet  be  a  little  coy  to  receive  it. 

Mop.  I   wo 'not   have  it,  and  he  would  give 
it  me. 

Pam.  A  rich  jewel,  the  figure  of  a  crabfish. 

Mus.  The  true  emblem 
Of  my  love's  pace,  which  looks  another  way 
To  that  it  moves.     She  cannot  but  distinguish 
Whither  I  would  direct  my  heart :  her  eyes 
Are  fix'd  upon't,  and  my  poor  soul  could  here 
Star-gaze  for  ever. 

Pam.  By  force  not  choice — All  his  desire  is, 

Mopsa, 
To  win  your  grace  by  my  presenting  it. 

Mop.  I'll  take  it  for  your  sake  ;  I  wo'not  thank 
him. 


Sc.  II.]  THE  ARCADIA.  181 

Mus.  She  has  no  apprehension  ;  with  what 
A  calm  and  careless  temper  does  she  give  it ! 

Enter  DAMETAS. 

Dame.  Madam  Pamela,  O  are  you  there,  'tis 
well. 

Pam.  What's  the  matter1? 

Dame.  I'm  out  of  breath  ;  let  me  walk  myself  a 
little. 

Pam.  What  haste  does  tire  you  ? 

Dame.  Tire  me !  I  am  no  woman,  keep  your 
tires  to  yourself;  nor  am  I  Pericles  prince  of  Tyre. 

Pam.  I  do  believe  it;  heaven  make  you  an  honest 
subject,  for  a  wise  one,  I  despair  to  see  you. 

Dame.  Ami  the  subject  of  your  talk  ?  But  I 
give  you  leave  to  use  your  tongue,  you're  a  woman. 
Dorus,  what  make  you  idling  here?  is  the  field 
dunged  as  I  gave  directions,  and  the  calf  with  the 
white  face  brought  home  to  execution  ? 

Mus.  I  was  careful  in  my  duty. 

Pam.  Believe  me,  governor,  there  is  much  hope 
of  your  servant. 

Dame.  Ay,  governor  becomes  you, — I  like  it 
well  when  you  carry  an  M  under  your  girdle,8  go- 
vernor9 — He  will  do  pretty  well  in  time,  when  I 
have  taught  him  the  manners  of  the  cart;  he  begins 
whistle  in  tune  already,  and  can  curry  favour  with 
the  horses.  But,  now  I  remember  myself,  I  forgot 
what  I  came  hither  for :  O,  d'ye  hear?  'tis  the  king 
your  father's  pleasure  and  mine,  that  you  make 
haste  to  the  lodge. 

8  when  you  carry  an  M  under  your  girdle,"]   i.  e.  when  you  ad- 
dress me  respectfully  and  call  me  master.     So  in  Eastward  Ho 
by  Chapman,  Jonson,  and  Marston  ; 

"  QUICK.  Must  Goulding  sit  upon  us  ? 

CON.  You  might  carry  an  M  under  your  girdle  to  Mr.  De- 
puties worship."     Sig.  G.  ed.  1605.     D. 

9  governor}     The  old  copy  "  our  govern."     D. 


182  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  I 

Pam.  I'll  attend. 

Dame.  There  will  be  gambols,  to  please  my 
lady  Salamander. 

Pam.  Zelmane  you  would  say. 

Dame.  I  care  not  what  you  say;  but  if  you  mean 
to  hear  the  dances  and  see  the  fine  songs  you  must 
make  haste.  Dorus,  you  shall  have  leave  to  shake 
your  heels ;  look  you  be  mannerly,  and  shew  a 
clean  calf.  Mopsa,  what's  that  you  ha'  got  there? 

Mop.  A  fine  thing  our  man  Dorus  ga'me  ;  he 
says  'tis  a  fish. 

Dame.  'Tis  a  cod's  head ,  is't  not  ?  much  !  l  How 
came  you  by  this  ? 

Mus.  Following  the  plough,  I  found  it. 

Dame.  Would  all  my  acres  were  sown  with 
such  !  Umph,  dares2  he  throw  his  stones  at  thee 
already?  Well,  set  forward.  If  thou  diest  before 
me,  Dorus,  I'll  make  some  body  mine  heir ;  if  I  out- 
live thee,l  wo'not  say  what  legacy  I  mean  to  bestow 
upon  thee.  Continue  thy  duty,  Dorus,  and  follow 
me  with  a  reverence.  Exeunt. 

SCENE   III. 

A  Grove,  near  the  Royal  Lodge. 

Enter  BASILIUS,  GYNECIA,  PYROCLES,  PAMELA, 
PHILOCLEA,  MOPSA  and  MUSIDORUS. 

Bas.  Lady,;i  our  revels  want4  the  state  and  glory 

With  which  the  court  delights  might  charm  your 

senses : 

1  much !  How  came  you  by  this  ?]    The  old  copy  "much  came 
how  you  by  this."     Much !  is  an  exclamation  of  contempt — 
"  there's  much  of  a  fine  thing  here  !  "     D. 

2  dares]     The  old  copy  "  dores,"  meant  perhaps  for  rustic 
dialect.     D. 

3  Lady}     The  old  copy  "  Ladies  ;  but  the  king's  speech  is 
addressed  to  Pyrocles  alone.     D. 

4  want]     The  old  copy  "  wants."     D. 


Sc.  III.]  THE  ARCADIA.  183 

Our  scene  is  natural,  but  interpret  fairly, 
'Twas  meant  a  cure  for  time's  sick  feathers,  and 
Your  mirth. 

Gyn.  Virtue  will  prompt  you  to 
Accept  what  was  intended  for  your  service  : 
Yet  'tis  within  my  wishes  to  salute  you 
With  other  testimony  of  your  welcome. 

Pyr.  I  kiss  your  white  hand. 

Gyn.  Every  touch 

Conveys  a  fierce [r]  spirit  through  my  blood  : 
1  shall  betray  my  suffering,  and  through  my  eyes 
Let  out  my  heart.     Philoclea,  sit. 

Philoc.  Wilt  please  you  rest  yourself? 

Pyr.  Dwell  here  for  ever  ; 
I  am  now  but  one  degree  from  heaven. 

Philoc.  Since  you 

Imagine  you  are  so  near,  it  is  no  sin, 
1  hope,  to  entreat  you  stay  with  us  a  little ; 
I  would  not  wish5  to  make  you  blest  with  too 
Hasty  a  remove. 

Pyr.  You  are  all  goodness  :  Oh,  that  I  durst  but 

give 
Some  liberty  to  my  imprison'd  thoughts ! 

Gyn.  Philoclea,  you  hinder  the  fair  stranger. 

Pyr.  Pardon  me,  that  am  her  trouble  rather. 

Bas.  She  should  want 
Virtue  to  call  you  so  ;  but  they  begin  : 

Enter  DAMETAS. 

Dametas  is  the  steward  for  this  day's  mirth, 
I  see,  and  means  to  bring  in  the  first  course. 

Dame.  Cupid  is  blind,  some  say,  but  there  are  lies 
Abroad,  for  Cupid  never  wanted  eyes'. 
He  is  a  deity  with  bow  and  arrow, 
And  he  can  pierce  with  it  the  very  marrow, 
And  never  hurt  the  bones.     1st  not  a  wonder, 
That  flaming  ice  should  cut  mans  heart  in  sunder  f 

5  not  wish']     The  old  copy  "  wish  tho."     D. 


184  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  I. 

Enter  CUPID,  MUSIDORUS,  MOPSA,  Miso,  and 
Shepherds. 

Behold  the  dandiprat6  that  liv'd  at  court, 
But  is  come  hither  to  make  country  sport  ; 
A  woody  god,  but  yet  a  very  colt 
Among  the  maids  who  feel  his  furious  bolt. 
Now,  Cupid,  apeak  thyself,  or,  while  they  play, 
Sing  if  you  please  ;  I  ha'not  more  to  say. 

Cupid.  Tell  me  tidings  of  my  mother, 
Shepherds,  and  be  Cupid's  brother. 
Down  from  heaven  we  came  together  : 
With  swan's  speed  came  she  not  hither  ? 
But  what  lady  have  I  spi'd  ? 
Just  so  was  my  mother  ey'd ; 
Such  her  smiles  wherein  I  dwelt ; 
In  those  lips  have  I  been  felt ; 
Those  the  pillows  of  her  breast, 
Which  gave  Cupid  so  much  rest : 
'Tis  she,  'tis  she!  Make  holiday, 
Shepherds,  Carroll,  dance,  and  play. 
'  Tis  Venus,  it  can  be  no  other ; 
Cupid  now  has  found  his  mother. 

Oyn.  This  was  your  poetry,  Zelmane  :7 
You  are  beholding  to  him  ;  he  would  make 
You  a  mother,8  I  see. 

Bos.  Gynecia. 

6  dandiprat]     Did  Shirley  recollect  here  that  Stanyhurst,  in 
The  First  Fovre  Bookes  of  VirgiVs  Mneis,  1583,  had  rendered 
"  Ille  [scil.  Cupido]  ubi  complexu^Eneae  colloque  pependit,"&c. 
thus?  (i.719.) 

"  On  father  ^Eneas  his  neck  the  dandiprat  hangeth." 

Sig.  C.     D. 

?  This  was  your  poetry,  Zelmane,']  I  suppose  her  majesty 
means  "  the  verses  referred  to  you,  Zelmane."  Perhaps, 
however,  it  should  be  pointed  thus ; 

"  This  was  your  poetry  ! — Zelmane, 
You"  &c. 

i.  e.  there  was  fine  poetry  ! — Zelmane,  you,"  &c.     D. 
8  a  mother']     The  old  copy  "  another."     D. 


Sc.  HI.]  THE  ARCADIA.  185 

Gyn.  lam  silent — Philoclea  is  too  near — {aside. 
I  am  not  well  o'the  sudden  ;  break  off  your  mirth. 
Bas.  What  ails  Gynecia  ? 
Gyn.  My  heart  is  sick. 
Pyr.  Forbid  it  heaven  ! 
Bas.  Retire.     Come,  my  Zelmane. 
Pyr.  I  attend. 
Bas.  Look  to  your  charge,  Dametas. 

[Exeunt  Basilius,  Gynecia,  and  Philoclea. 
Pam.  I  have  a  precious  time.     Will  you  pace 

it,  governor? 

Dame.  Trot,  amble,  or  gallop  ;  I'll  run  in  your 
hand,  lady. 

[Exeunt  Dametas,  Pamela,  and  Miso. 
Mop.  Come,  Dorus. 
Mus.  Your  humble  servant. 

[Exeunt  Musidorus  and  Mopsa. 
Pyr.  Thou  art  cruel 
\>  an  innocent  bosom,  love  ;  there  is  no  way 
Within  thy  power  to  save  me.     O,  Philoclea, 
fhere  shall  I  cool  my  heart?     O,  if  there  be 
One  shaft  can  kill,  good  Cupid,  aim  at  me  !  [Exit. 


ACT  II.     SCENE  I. 

Before  Pamela's  Lodge. 
Enter  GYNECIA  and  Miso. 

Mi.  I  warrant  you,  madam,  they  shall  have  good 
luck  if  they  whisper  together  in  my  hearing. 

Gyn.  Where  is  Zelmane? 

Mi.  In  some  of  the  arbours  ;  she  took  a  lute 
abroad  with  her :  but  I  left  Philoclea  with  her 
father. 


186  THE  ARCADIA.  [Actll. 

Gyn.  Prithee,  be  careful,  and  watch  them  well, 
good  Miso. 

Mi   They  sha'not  scape  me ;  I'll  watch   their 
waters  narrowly,  I  warrant  you.  [Exit. 

Gyn.  1  see  through  his  disguise  ;  'tis  so,  and  love 
Hath  put  this  shape  on  him  for  Philoclea. 
In  what  a  miserable  flame  I  burn ! 
Zelmane,  thou  hast  stolen  my  virtue  from  me  ; 
I  ha[ve]  not  power  to  think  a  harmless  thought. 
Hah,  Music! 
From  whence  breathes  that  sound  r  It  is  Zelraane. 

Pyrocles  sings  within,  accompanying  himself  on  the 
lute ;  and  then  enters. 

Pyr.  What  miserable  accident  brought  her  ! 

Gyn.  Zelmane. 

Pyr.  Madam,  1  hope  you'll  pardon 
The  trespass  of  a  rude  hand  and  voice;  I  meant  not 
This  for  your  curious  ear. 

Gyn.  'Twas  harmony. 

Pyr.  It  was  no  light  air,  I'm  sure. 

Gyn.  Indeed  it  carried  some  thing,  methought, 
Of  sorrow's  descant ;  I  heard  love  in't  too. 
Who  is  so  happy  to  deserve  a  memory 
But  in  your  sign  ?  Come,  who's  your  servant? 

Pyr.  I  have  110  servant. 

Gyn.  Nay  then  I  see  you  can 
Dissemble  ;  my  husband — 

Pyr.  Madam,  I  hope — 

Gyn.  Nay  I'm  so  far  from  jealousy,  I  should  not 
Be  angry  to  see  you  both  a  bed  together. 

Pyr.  How,  Madam  ? 

Gyn.  Why  I  can  love  you  too;  come  thou  shalt  be 
My  bedfellow. 

Pyr.  I  am  not  worthy. 

Gyn    Believe  me,  I  could  take  as  much  delight 
In  thy  embraces  as  my  husband's.     Why 


Sc.  I.]  THE  ARCADIA.  187 

Are  we  so  nice  to  one  another?  I 

Am  a  woman,  are  not  you  so  too  ? 

Why  should  we  not  be  bold  then  ?  I  have  a  mind 

To  call  thee  mistress  ;  yes,  and  I'll  disguise 

Myself  in  some  quaint  shape  to  court  thy  love. 

Pyr.  Disguise ! 

Gyn.  Nay  do  not  blush :  thou  shalt  be  a  man. 

Pyr.   Your  discourse  appears 
Strange  to  me,  Madam. 

Gyn.  As  you  would  to  me  ; 
And  yet  you  may  as  easily  perceive 
Gynecia's  mind,  as  I  distinguish  you 
Through  all  your  clouds.  Cupid  doth  dictate  rarely 
To  those  that  come  to  school  to  him,  instruct 
With  handsome  shadows  to  deceive  the  eye, 
But  cannot  change  the9  substance ;  I  have  a  sense 
Can  look  beyond  the  superficial  bark : 
Corne,  you're  transparent. 

Pyr.  Madam,  what  d'ye  mean? 

Gyn.  What  means  Zelmane  to  be  ignorant 
When  a  queen  pleads  for  love?  my  heart  will  not 
Allow  more  circumstance  ;  do  not  question 
How  you  became  reveal'd,  but  pity  her 
Whose  bosom  is  tormented  with  those  fires, 
Thy  smiles,  the  only  greater  flame,  can  quench. 

Pyr.  Pray  heaven,  you  have  your  perfect  senses! 

Gyn.  Then  I  must  be  plainer;  and  be  witness, 

love, 

I  am  compell'd,  be  witness,  modesty, 
I  now  must  blush  for  thee  more  than  myself. 
A  man,  and  be  so  cruel  to  a  lady! 
Zelmane,  either  give  consent  I  shall 
Be  welcome  to  thee,  or  I  vow  by  heaven 
To  tell  Basilius  what  thou  art.     I  have 
Patience  to  let  him  court  thee  as  a  woman  ; 
But  when  he  sees  his  love  abuse  [d],  his  privacy 
And  daughters  so  dishonoured,  hadst  thou  athousand 
9  the]     The  old  copy  "  my."     D. 


188  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  II. 

Lives,  they  were  all  forfeited  by  this 
So  desperate  intrusion,  think  upon't. 
A  woman  I  have  lost  thee — whither  will 
The  tempest  of  my  fate  inforce  my  tongue? 
Yet  be  thou  kind,  Zelmane:  if  thou  tak'st 
A  glory  in  my  suffering,  Philoclea — 
Does  that  name  startle  you  ? — Philoclea, 
My  rival  now — 

Pyr.  Your  rival ! 

Gyn.  Come,  I  am  familiar  with  every  thought — 
Your  dear  saint  shall  repent  it ;  for  this  hand 
Shall  take  again  the  unlucky  life  I  gave  her: 
Spurn1  not  Gynecia' s  fury. 

Pyr.  I  am  lost, 

In  the  same  minute  I  am  found.     I  prithee, 
Do  not  forsake  me,  heart ;  I  never  had 
More  use  of  thee.     Great  queen,  can  you  forgive? 

Gyn.  And  ask  thy  pardon ;  but,  believe  me,  'twas 
Your  strangeness  did  compel  me  to  this  language. 

Pyr.  I  never  thought  that  pity  of  another 
Could  be  a  reason  to  betray  myself; 
But  you  have  throughly  charm'd  me,  and  I  must 
Deliver  up  my  thoughts.     The  truth  is,  madam, 
1  am  a  man,  and,  if  you  dare  believe  me, 
A  prince.     I  must  confess  beside,  Gynecia, 
Since  I  came  hither  I  have  had  some  sprinkling  of 
I  know  not  what  affection  to  Philoclea ; 
For  how  could  I  imagine  such  a  blessedness 
From  you  ?  but  if  you  mock  not — 

Gyn.  Joys  reward  your  pity  ! 
Oh  pardon  the  o'er-charged  Gynecia, 
Whose  error  may  be  yet  made  more  excuseable 
By  the  immortal  name  of  love ! 

Pyr.  This  grace 

Is  worth  more  than  Zelmane,  and  yet  I 
Have  nothing  but  myself  to  give  you  for  it, 
A  small  but  free  gift ;  bestow  me  as  you  please. 
1  Spurn]     The  old  copy  "  Turne."     D. 


Sc.  I.]  THE  ARCADIA,  189 

Gyn.  My  soul 
Is  narrow  to  receive  this  wide  blessing. 

Pyr.  But  we  must  be  wise  : 
It  were  not  safe  to  be  observ'd.     Stand  I 
Discover'd  to  none  else? 

Gyn.  To  none. 

Pyr.  Then  know 
I  want  no  apprehension  of  what 
True  lovers  would  desire  ;  but  your  honour  is 
My  own.     If  shortly,  to  secure  'em  both, 
You  let  me  study  an  opportunity, 
I'll  bring  your  wishes  home,  and  bless  my  stars 
That  pointed  me  the  glorious  fate — We  are 
Already  interrupted. 

Enter  BASILIUS  and  PHILOCLEA. 

Bas.  Do  this,  my  dear  Philoclea ;  I2  leave 
My  cares  to  thee  ;  I'll  call  Gynecia 
Away,  and  leave  you  both  together.     How 
Fareth  the  best  Zelmane? 

Pyr.  Still  your  servant. 

Bos.  Gynecia. 

Pyr.  I  cannot  rule  my  eyes ;  they  will  betray 
My  cunning  to  Gynecia,  if  she  go  not 
Hence  quickly. 

Philoc.  How  is  it  with  my  virtuous  Amazon  ? 

Gyn.  Philoclea. 

Bus.  Let  her  alone ;  they  have  some  business, 
sweet. 

Gyn.  What  business  can  they  have  together? 

Bos.  Why  art  thou  troubled  ?  thou  wouldst  be 

jealous 

Of  me,  I  see,  were  I  in  private  with  her. 
Come,  let  'em  alone  awhile. 

Gyn.  Stay  you  and  spare  not ;  I  would  employ 
Philoclea. 

a/]     The  old  copy  "  and."     D. 

VOL.  YI.  O 


190  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  II. 

Bos.  You  shall  obey  me  now  ;  I  prithee,  walk. 
Exeunt  Basilius  and  Gynecia. 
Philoc.  My  father,  sweet   Zelmane,  to  whose 

command 
f  owe  my  life — 

Pyr.  First  let  me  give  my  life 
Up  to  these  lips,  and  take  a  new  one  from 
This  kiss.     On  dear  Philoclea,  contain 
All  other  breath :  i  know  thy  father's  mind 
Already,  and  must  now  beseech  thy  patience 
To  a  short  story,  which  I  must  deliver 
Or  die  before  thee.     If  it  be  within 
My  destiny  to  be  condernn'd  by  you, 
At  least  know  whom  you  sentence :  I  am — 
Philoc.  What?  I  fear  not  well. 
Pyr.  Cannot  your  eyes  discover  me?  have  I  a 

shroud 

To  hide  me  from  Philoclea?  did  the  kiss 
I  gave  thee  last  convey  no  secret  to  thee  ? 
There  was  a  spirit  in  my  lip  assur'd  me, 
To  save  the  tedious  trouble  of  my  language : 
I  heard  it  whisper  something,  did  it  not! 
I  would  be  fain  undone. 

Philoc.  Good  heaven,  forbid! 
Pyr.  You  wo 'not  understand  me  yet,  Philo- 
clea: 

Then  I'll  undo  myself;  I  am  not  what 
I  seem,  Zelmane,  but  — 
Philoc.  What? 
Pyr.  A  thing  not  worth  the  name,  if  you  frown 

on  me, 
A  man. 

Philoc.  A  man !  good  heaven  ! 
Pyr.  I  have  told  you  all  the  worst. 
If  it  be  no  offence  to  name  a  prince, 
Whose  memoryyour  own  breath  oft  hath  sweeten'd, 
I  dare  be  call'd  Pyrocles  of  Macedon, 
Transfonn'd  by  loving  your  fair  self  to  this 


Sc.  I.]  THE  ARCADIA.  191 

Feminine  shape  :  if  now  I  have  not  sinn'd 
Above  forgiveness,  3O  Philoclea ! — 

Philoc.  Come  not  too  near,  1  charge   von  :    I 

1  j         i    .    i  O  J 

would  chide, 

But  dare  not :  would  you  had  not  told  me  this  ! 
Indeed  you  were  to  blame  ;  I  must  not  hear  you 
Excuse  yourself.  [Going. 

Pyr.  She  must  not  leave  me  thus  : — 
But  she  returns. 

Philoc.  I  have  lost  myself  already, 
And  love  is  but  a  blind  guide  to  direct 
My  virgin  steps  ;  I  fain  would  reply  something, 
But  feel  a  trembling  in  my  voice.     Zelmane, — 

Enter  BASILIUS. 

My  father !  what  account  shall  I  give  him  ? 
I  have  said  nothing  he  commanded. 

Bos.  She  smiles. 

Pyr.  My  lord,  I  see  you  can  use  the  advantage, 
And  I  did  arm  you  'gainst  myself;  I  did  not 
Think  when  1  advis'd  you  make  Philoclea 
Your  advocate,  she  could  so  much  have  won 
Upon  me,  but  my  counsel  has  betray'd  me. 
Pray,  think  me  not  immodest,  if  my  words 
Do  fall  too  rudely  from  me  ;  your  fair  daughter, 
Whose  tongue  would  lay  a  charm  upon  the  gods, 
Hath  gain'd  all  this. 

Bos.  The  gods  reward  her  for  it ! 

Philoc.  Was  this  his  plot  ? 

Bas.  A.  thousand  blessings  overtake  my  child  ! 
But  not  a  word,  not  a  word,  Philoclea, 
To  thy  mother 

Philoc.  I  have  learnt  my  duty,  sir. 

Pyr.  Beshrew  your  haste. 

3  0  Philoclea — ]     The  old  copy  makes  these  words  the  be- 
ginning of  the  next  speech.     D. 

O2 


192  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act.  II. 

i 

Bas.  Remove,  convey  thyself  away,  dear  girl, 
I'll  follow. 

Philoc.  My  heart  is  full,  and  though  my  tongue 

denies 
Him  farewell,  he  may  read  it  in  my  eye  [s].  [Exit. 

Bas.  I  knew  thou  couldst  not  choose  at  last  but 

give 

My  heart  an  audience  ;  I  am  not  myself 
With  the  imagination ! 

Pyr.  Of  what? 

Bas.  Of  any  thing. 

Come,  I  allow  thee  modest ;  it  is  not 
Fit  we  should  say  our  pleasures,  sweet,  hut  act  them. 

Pyr.  You  are  too  violent,  my  lord  ;  I  shall 
Repent  my  freedom,  if  you  give  no  limit 
To  your  desires ;  if  you  do  love  your  servant, 
Husband  your  flame  that  it  may  last. 

Bas.  It  shall ; 

Pardon  me,  dear  Zelmane.     I  have  a  stock 
Of  blood,  though  you  may  think  it  cold,  is  high 
And  active  as  the  veins  of  promising  youth  ; 
I  wear  this  snow  but  a  [s]  disguise. 

Pyr.  Poor  winter! 

Bas.  My  hairs  are  black  at  root,  and  shall  grow  up 
Fair  as  the  ebony,  and  curl  themselves 
Into  a  thousand  pretty  caves,  for  love 
Itself  to  sit.  that  best  delights  in  darkness. 

Pyr.  This  will  be  strange. 

Bas.  'Tis  you  that  work  these  miracles 
Upon  Basilius :  as  1  came  hither, 
I  felt  a  score  of  years  drop  off,  which  hung 
Upon  my  locks. 

Pyr.  A  score  of  hairs,  you  mean  :  'tis  moulting 

time. 

Contain  yourself  awhile,  you  have  a  jealous 
Queen  ;  and  yet  it  goes  against  my  conscience 
To  wrong  so  sweet  a  lady  ;  pray,  my  lord, 
Think  better  on't. 


&..!.]  THE  ARCADIA.  193 

Bas.  This  does  inflame  me  more  : 
Be  not  so  cruel  to  remember  her  ; 
Thou  must  preserve  my  life. 

Pyr.  Well,  I  ha  [ve]  thought  a  way 
Shall  perfect  all  without  suspicion. 
There  is  a  cave  hard  by,  which  nature  made 
Intending  well  to  lovers:  thither  will  I, 
With  licence  of  your  grace,  pretending 
To  exercise  a  few  days  some  devotions 
We  Amazons  have  obligation  to ; 
At  some  convenient  hour — 

Bas.  May  I  come  to  thee? 

Pyr.  I'll  give  you  notice  in  some  evening. 

Bas.  Zelmane,  now  thou  dost  ravish  me. 

Pyr.  You  may  with  ease  secure  all  at  the  lodge. 

Bas.  Most  excellent. 

Pyr.  Imagine,4  sir,  the  rest,  but  do  not  come 
Till  I  desire  you. 

Bas.  Be  not  tedious  then  ; 
I  will  prepare  all  this. 

Pyr.  1  hope,  you  do  not 
Conclude  me  impudent,  that  I  incline 
To  do  this  for  you  :  by  my  hopes  of  a  blest 
Eternity,  nor  love  nor  lust  e'er  tempted 
My  thoughts  to  yield  thus  much  to  any  man. 
Be  careful  of  my  honour. 

Bas.  Oh  divine 
Zelmane,  keep  my  soul !  [Exit. 

Pyr.  Philoclea,  mine! 

Enter  MUSIDORUS. 

\ 

Mas.  Oh  my  dear  Pyrocles  ! 
Pyr.  How  is't,  dear  cousin  ? 
Mas.  Never  till  now  could  you  salute  me  happy; 
The  gods  have  been  propitious. 
Pyr.  Will  she  know  thee  yet  ? 

4  Imagine]     The  old  copy  "  I  imagin."     D. 


194  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act\\. 

Mus.  There's  nothing  wants  to  make  me  perfect 

blest, 

But  to  hear  thee  pronounce  thy  love  as  fortunate. 
The  envious  clouds  which  interpose  themselves, 
Like  a  dark  curtain  o'er  Pamela's  face, 
Are  drawn  away,  and  I  enjoy  her  smile. 
She  does  believe  my  proofs,  sweetly  excusing 
Her  long  neglect,  and  promiseth  as  much 
As  I  dare  ask  :  she'll  trust  me  with  her  person  ; 
I  want  but  opportunity  to  deceive 
Our  waking  dragons; — and  in  good  time,Dameta.s. 

Enter  DAM  ETAS. 

Away,  you  shall  know  all  my  fate  hereafter. 

Pyr.  1  joy  in  thy  success  ;  pray  thou  for  mine. 

[Exit. 

Dame.  Where  is  this  rascal  Dorus  ? 

Mus  Whether  were  I  best  to  tell  the  king  on't 
first,  or  seek  out  Dametas  ?  He'll  never  be  able 
to  spend  it ;  there  may  be  gold  enough  to  purchase 
half  Arcadia. 

Dame.  Umph,  what's  that? 

Mus.  I'll  seek  him  out  at  all  adventures. — Oh 
sir,  pray  is  this  gold1?— and  this,  and  this1? 

Dame.  Hah,  gold  ?  yes,  very  good  gold :  where 
hadst  it? 

Mus.  You  shall  hear  more  hereafter. 

Dame.  Dorus,  honest  Dorus,  put  on  thy  hat: 
where,  where  hadst  it? 

Mug.  Did  you  never  hear  of  one  Aristomenes? 

Dame.  He  was  banished  Arcadia. 

Mus.  Was  he  rich  ? 

Dame.  Infinite  rich,  so  rich — 

Mus.  'Tis  so;  belike  he  there  had  all  his  treasure. 

Dame.  What  treasure?  where  is't,  honest  Dorus, 
tell  me? 

Mus.  You  are  my  master,  and  may  be  my  father — 


ST.  I.]  THE  ARCADIA.  195 

Dame.  My  son  Dorus,  Mopsa  is  thine  ;  and  she 
were  made  of  as  pure  gold  as  this,  thou  shouldst 
touch  her,  and  melt  her. 

Mus.  Well,  I  see  it  was  ordained  to  make  you 
rich  :  in  dnty  I'll  discover  it,  and  yet — 

Dame,  Out  with  it,  good  Dorus. 

Mus.  Well,  sitting  beneath  an  oak  that  shall  be 
nameless,  I  chanced  to  turn  up  some  turf  with  my 
mole  spade. 

Dame.  With  thy  mole  spade, — what  then  ? 

Mus.  I  saw  a  yellow  brightness  peeping  out 
o'  th'  ground,  which  when  I  came  to  examine,  I 
proved  this  metal ;  ay,  this  was  the  first ;  you're 
sure  'tis  gold  ?  you  shall  pardon  me  for  the  rest, 
but  if  these  will  do  you  any  pleasure,  or  twenty 
more — 

Dame.  Nay,  good  honest  Dorus,  proceed. 

Mus.  Why,  the  truth  is,  I  suspect  where  a  great 
treasure  has  been  long  buried :  these,  it  seems, 
were  scattered  when  the  rest  went  to  the  pit-hole. 

Dame.  But  where  is  this  place,  good  Dorus? 
thou  hast  no  more  about  thee  ? 

Mus.  No  ;  but  if  you  please  to  furnish  me  with 
tools,  I'll  try  the  bottom.  I  digged  till  I  came  to  a 
stone,  whose  inscription  promised  something  worth 
a  man's  labour. 

Dame.  Did  it  sound  ? 

Mus.  Melodiously,  a  golden  tune. 

Dame.  Where,  where?  thou  mayest  tell  me, 
thou  knowest  I  am  secret. 

Mus.  For  Mopsa's  sake  I  will  reveal  't.     You 

know 
The  oak  where  vou  first  met  me  ? 

*/ 

Dame.  Hah,  very  well. 

Mus.  On  the  right  side  of  that  same  spreading 

tree, 
Lies  all  this  riches. 

Dame.  As  thou'rt  honest? 


196  THE  ARCADIA. 

Mus.  As  I  hope  to  be  dear  Mopsa's  husband. 
I'll  get  strong  tools,  and  bring  you  better  proof. 

Dame.  Stay,  Dorus,  stay  ;   let  me  see. 
As  I  intend  to  be  your  father,  Dorus, 
And  so  in  Mopsa's  name  make  you  my  heir 
Of  all  my  wealth,  good  Dorus, — I  am  yet, 
Till  things  and  things  be  done,  your  master,  Dorus: 
Beside,  that  ground  is  mine,  the  oak  is  mine, 
Where  under  lies  this  treasure ;  I  am  Lord 
Lord  of  the  soil,  my  Dorus,  of  the  soil. 
I  am  content  to  be  a  ground  for  you 
To  build  your5  hopes  on,  Dorus,  but  my  ground 
No  man  shall  dig  or  build  on  but  myself. 
Of  such  as  this  be  there  another  mine,6 
Of  coin  or  uncoin  metal,  it  is  mine  ; 
All  may  be  yours  another  day,  my  Dorus. 

Mus.  1  know  my  duty,  sir,  and  cannot  think 
The  gods  had  e'er  allotted  my  free  mind 
To  serve  you  but  for  some  strange  end. 

Dame.  In  this  thon  shewest  it :  keep  all  close, 
not  a  word  Dorus.  1  take  no  leave.  Be  careful, 
my  good  Dorus,  of  my  young  madam,  'tis  a  charge 
1  turn  over  to  thee ;  overlook  her  well. 

Mus.  I  mean  to  do  it  doubly. 

Dame.  How,  ha'  you  a  double  meaning? 

Mus.  I  mean,  with  double  care. 

Dame.  Honest  Dorus  ;  'tis  the  last  service  I 
shall  put  thee  to. 

Mus.  I  hope  so  too. 

Dame.  Now  to  the  oak,  my  golden  land  mark. 

Mun.  Load  a  horse  with  tools,  sir. 

Dame.  Mattocks  and  shovels. 

Mus.  Hooks,  and  ladders. 

Dame.  Spade  [s] ,  and  pickaxes. 

8  your]     The  old  copy  "  to."     D. 

fl  Of  such  as  this  be  there  another  mine;']  This  is  all  I  can 
make  of  the  old  copy,  which  has 

"  On  such  as  this,  be  there  H  myne."     D. 


Sc.  I.]  THE  ARCADIA.  197 

Mus.  Ropes  and  daggers.  You'll  have  no  help? 

Dame.  No,  no,  a  man's  own  toil 
Sweeter  the  profit  makes  in  his  own  soil.      [Exit. 

Mus.  Go  thy  ways  for  the  lord  a'th'  soil ! 
There's  one  block  out  a'  th'  way;  the  golden  fly 

Enter  Miso. 

Has  caught  this  trout.     My  jealous  mistress!  I 
Hope  she  o'erheard  not. 

Mi.  Oh  that  my  ears  had  been  long  enough  to 
have  heard  some  of  their  precious  knavery ! 

Mus.  It  were  but  charity  to  tell  her  on't ;  little 
does  my  mistress  think  what  a  flesh-fly  my  master  is. 

Mi.  What  says  the  knave? 

Mus.  Though  she  be  a  little  stricken  in  years, 
she  is  handsome  enough  for  as  good  a  man  as  Da- 
metas ;  and  he  to  run  neighing  a'  this  fashion  after 

7  O  o 

a  blowse,  and  then  put  me  to  make  excuse  for 
him  !  'tis  not  right. 

Mi.  Oh  fidious  rascal !  I  thought  there  was  some 
roguery.  Dorus,  as  thou  comest  of  a  woman,  tell 
me. 

Mus.  What,  forsooth? 

Mi.  Oh  naughty  man,  to  use  an  honest  woman 
the  wrong  way  thus  !  Have  I  been  married  so  many 
years,  and  carried  myself  like  his  lawful  wife  up- 
rising and  down  lying,  as  they  say,  so  even  and 
jump  with  his  desires,  to  be  thus  handled  ?  But 
I'll  be  revenged  ;  it  shall  fall  heavy  upon  his  head 
for  this,  I  warrant  him  :  nay,  I  did  always  suspect 
him  for  a  colt. 

Mus.  What  mean  you,  forsooth? 

Mi.  Come,  1  overheard  somewhat  to  my  grief, 
and  therefore  leave  your  bogling  and  your  trim- 
tram  tricks;  you  must  not  flap  me  o'th*  mouth  with 
fleering  and  with  flams,  whilst  he — 

Mus.  Claps  up  another  betwixt  the  —  aha, 
mistress,  mistress!  but  you  say  you  overheard, and 


198  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  \\ 

therefore  if  you  know  whither  he  is  gone,  you  may 
come  two  hours  hence  time  enough  to  prevent  the 
blow. 

Mi.  If  thou  lookest  to  have  my  daughter  with, 
— mark  what  I  say — 

Mus.  With  father's  mark,  and  mother's  mark, 
and  every  mark  about  her. 

Mi.  If  you  conceal  any  thing  in  this  case,  thou 
knowest  no  case  of  her;  nay,  though  thy  teeth 
water  out  the  liquor  of  thy  life,  thou  shouldst  not 
get  a  bit,  the  worst  bit  of  her. 

Mus.  Be  more  charitable. 

Mi.  Or  if  thou  chance  to  get  her  'gainst  my 
will,  I'll  teach  her  a  trick  of  the  mother,  shall 
make  thee  curse  her  and  all  the  brood  she  came  on. 

Mus.  What  is  Charita  to  me  1  I  know  you  heard 
him  name  her. 

Mi.  Charita! 

Mus.  I  will  discharge  my  conscience  ;  and  yet 
if  you  overheard  us  without  my  telling,  you  know 
where  he  appointed  to  meet  her  this  evening  at 
Mantinea,  at  her  father's,  in  Oudemian7  street — 

Mi.  Oudemian  street ! 

Mus.  I  do  not  betray  him  :  now,  if  you  provide 
so  happily  to  take  'em  at  it,  mistress,  at  it — 

Mi.  Ay,  at  it ;  how  I  itch  to  be  at  it ! 

Mus.  Saddle  your  mare. 

Mi.  They  shall  not  'scape  with  half  an  eye 
betwixt  them.  [Exit. 

Mus.  I  have  given  her  the  bells,  and  she  will 
fly  to  the  devil. 

Enter  PAMELA  and  MOPSA. 
Here  comes  the  other:  I  ha'   given  her  phy- 

7  Oudemian.']  The  old  copy  "  Ondemion." — "  In  the  house 
of  Charitas  uncle,  in  the  Oudemian  street.  But  neither  was 
the  name  of  Charita  remembred,  nor  any  such  street  knowne." 
Sidney's  Arcadia,  lib.  iv,  p.  393  ed.  1613.  The  Latter  part  of 
the  quotation  sufficiently  shews  the  etymology  of  the  word.  D. 


£.  I.]  THE  ARCADIA. 

sick  already,  fit  for  her  constitution,   and  now  it 
works. 

Pam.  How  comes   it,   Mopsa,  that  you  are  so 

taken, 

So  lifted  up  with  high  conceit1? 
Mop.  Who,  I? 

Pam.  Yes,  Mopsa,  you :  d'ye  think  I  cannot  judge, 
By  outward  gestures  and  your  looks,  what  joy 
Doth  inwardly  possess  you  ? 
Mop.  Who,  me? 

Pam.  Yes,  you  again ;  and  it  were  not  over- 
boldness 
To  request  some  knowledge  of  the  cause. 

Mop.  Rest  you  content,  you  are  a  princess  born  ; 
I  might  ha\7e  been  so  to.     Somebody  may  be  a 
queen  before  you  :  make  what  you  can  of  that. 
Pam.  Oh  fate,  how 's  this ! 
Mop.  There  is  a  tree,  and  there  is  things  worth 
wishing,  and  some  may  wish,  and  wishes  may  be 
had  :  make  what  you  can  of  that  too. 
Mus.  To  my  wish  it  works. 
Pam.  But,  Mopsa,  may  I  not  beseech  a  word, 
That  may  be  to  my  understanding? 

Mop.  You  may  know  more  hereafter,  but  till 

then 

I  must  presume  upon  your  princely  patience 
To  keep  your  chamber;  it  is  now  my  reign, 
And  do  not  dare  to  follow. 

Pam.  Not  I ;   when  you're  drawn  up  to  ma- 
jesty, 

I  can  but  wish  you  graciously  would  then 
Remember  the  obedience  of  your  handmaid, 
That  first  submits  herself  to  your  command. 

Mop.  r faith,  I  will,  Pamela,  and  reward  it ; 
Go  in,  sweet  Lady ;  on  my  royal  word 
I  will.  [Exit  Pamela. 

Mus.  She  has  spied  me. 
Mop.  Happy  Dorus ! 


200  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  II, 

Mtis.  What  will  my  Mopsa  say,  when  she  has 

climbed 
The  tree  of  happiness? 

Mop.  Ay,  ay,  the  tree,  when  I  climb  that  tree, 
honey  Dorus  !  tell  me  it  over  again,  my  dear  bird, 
what  did  Jupiter  to  Apollo. 

Mvs.  Upon  some  falling  out  I  told  you  Jupiter 
threw  Apollo  out  of  heaven,  and,  his  deity  taken 
away,  he  was  fain  to  live  upon  the  earth  and  keep 
Admetus'  cattle.  In  the  time  of  his  service,  being 
sent  to  fetch  a  breed  of  beasts  out  of  Arcadia,  in 
this  very  desert,  he  grew  faint  and  weary,  and 
would  needs  rest  himself  in  the  boughs  of  an 
ashen  tree. 

Mop.  The  tree  we  wot  of ;  on,  sweet  bird. 

Mus.  Apollo  in  that  tree,  calling  to  mind  his 
quarrel  with  Jupiter,  became  very  sorrowful,  and 
pitifully  complaining  to  his  father,  asking  him 
mercy  for  having  offended  him,  was  from  that  tree 
received  into  his  golden  sphere,  and  made  a  god 
again. 

Mop.  Oh  brave ! 

Mus.  Having  the  perfect  nature  of  a  god, 
Never  to  be  in  grateful,  he  then  granted 
A  double  life  to  Admetus' ;  and  because 
That  tree  was  chapel  of  his  happy  prayers, 
To  it  he  gave  this  quality — 

Mop.  Now  it  comes. 

Mus.  That  whosoever  sat  down  in  that  tree, 
In  like  estate  and  sort  as  he  did  then — 

Mop.  Oh,  now,  now,  now  ! 

Mus.  Should  forthwith  have  there  their  wish. 

Mop.  Oh  the  tree,  the  tree,  the  tree  ! 

Mus.  The  king  understood  thus  much  by  oracle, 
and  tried,  himself;  but  being  neither  herdman  as 
then  Apollo  was,  nor  of  the  race  which  is  neces- 
sary, delivered  this  secret  to  your  father,  but  made 
him  swear  to  wish  by  his  direction.  For  his  own 
benefit  Dametas  told  it  me,  and  is  now  gone  to 


&.I.]  THE  ARCADIA.  201 

furnish  himself  with  a  scarlet  cloak,  for  in  that  he 
must  be  muffled,  just  as  Apollo  was.  I  might 
now  prevent  'em  all,  and  be  king  myself;  but 
what  have  I  to  wish  more  than  the  love  of  Mopsa? 
which,  since  without  more  charming  force  you 
yield  me,  I'll  fit  you  with  a  cloak,  and  then  wish 
what  you  will,  yourself. 

Mop.  I'll  be  queen,  or  Apollo  shall  never  look 
me  in  the  face  again .  Quickly,  sweet  Dorus,  come 
muffle  me ;  I  long  to  be  queen,  and  my  father 
shall  ask  me  blessing  [Exeunt. 


ACT   III.     SCENE  I. 

A  Grove  beside  the  Royal  Lodge. 
Enter  CAPTAIN,  REBELS,  and  THUMB. 

Cap.  Come,  my  masters,  let  us  be  resolute.  Is 
there  any  man  that  will  justify  himself  to  be  sober 
amongst  us  ? 

2  Reb.  No,  hang  sobriety. 

Cap.  We  must  be  valiant ;  the  king,  I  say 
again,  has  left  us,  and  since  he  scorns  our  company, 
for  my  part  I  scorn  to  be  his  subject. 

3  Reb.  Ay,  I  scorn  subjects;  I'll  be  an  emperor. 

2  Reb.  It  is  time  to  look  into  the  government, 
none  but  gentlemen  are  of  his  council  ;   I  see  no 
reason,  since  the  country  is  ours,  but  we  should 
have  a  stroke  in  the  state. 

Cap.  That  was  bravely  spoke,  my  bully  ;  stroke ! 
hey,  by  Mars  his  gauntlet,  spoke  like  a  soldier.  I 
do  not  like  the  carriage  of  the  secret  councils. 

3  Reb.  Nor  I,  nor  any  body. 
Thumb.  Take  heed,  my  masters. 

3  Reb.  Let's  hear  Thumb,  the  miller. 

Thumb.  We  met  together  to  drink  in  honour  of 


202  THE  ARCADIA.  \_Actl\\ 

the  king's  birthday,  and  though  we  have  ticklec 
the  cannikins,  let  us  be  merry  and  wise,  that' 
my  opinion ;  no  treason,  the  king  is  an  hones 
gentleman,  andjso  is  the  queen. 

3  Reb    Very  wisely  spoken. 

Cap.  But  shall  [wej  be  governed  by  Philanax  3 

2  Reb.  Who  knows  but  he  has  made  away  th 
king. 

Thumb.  Made   away    the    king !    who,   hones 
Basil  ins  ?   ask  the  king  who  has  made  him  away 
by  this   hand,  if  I  thought  they  had  made  hin 
away,  I  would  make   somebody  away  though 
hanged  for't.     But,  neighbours,  for  my  own  part 
will  join  with  you  in  any  thing  that  is  honourable 
d'ye  mark,  honourable?  but  I  say  still,  I  am  cleai 
of  opinion  it  is  not  amiss  to  be  merry  and  wise 
Gentlemen,  my  name's  Thumb. 

3  Reb.  Ay,— Tom. 

Thumb.  And  I'll  be  a'your  side,  howsoever. 

3  Reb.  A  great  spirit. 

Cap.  Shall  I  speak  for  you  ? 

Omnes.  Ay,  ay,  agreed  ;  you  shall  be  captain. 

Cap.  Why  then  let  me  alone ;  I  will  know 
reason  why  he  has  left  the  government  without 
our  consents  to  depose  him :  'tis  wisely  spoken 
my  brave  men  o'  th'  commonwealth  ;  we  will  have 
other  laws,  and  the  old  shall  be  executed. 

3  Reb.  Ay,  ay,  hang  the  old  ones. 

2  Reb.  'Tis  a  discredit  for  any  subjects,  as  we 
are,  to  have  a  king,  as  if  we  were  not  able  to 
govern  ourselves. 

Cap.  Stroke  up  thy  forehead  ;  thou  wert  born  to 
be  a  statesman.  Be  ruled  by  me,  and  we'll  have 
no  justice  in  Arcadia. 

2  Reb.  How? 

Cap.  No  justice ;  why  should  we  lose  our  liber- 
ties, and  being  free  men,  upon  any  occasion  suffer 
ourselves  to  be  bound  over? 


Sc.  I.]  THE  ARCADIA.  203 

Thumb.  Gentlemen  citizens,  it  were  very  good 
you  would  take  into  your  consideration  the  statute 
against  drunkenness. 

Cap.  It  shall  be  lawful  for  any  man  to  be  drunk 
without  forfeiting  or  paying  any  thing  to  the  poor. 

Thumb.  Very  good  ;  every  man  drink  away  his 
estate,  and  then  charity  begins  at  home. 

Cap.  No  man  shall  marry — 

2  Reb.  That's  worse  than  the  statute  against 
two  wives. 

Cap.  For  every  woman  shall  be  common. 

3  Reb.   Every  woman  common !   what  shall  we 
do  with  all  the  8proper  women  in  Arcadia? 

Cap.  They  shall  be  common  too. 

3  Reb.  Oh  rare  !  and  what  shall  we  do  with  all 
-lie  prisons. 

Cap.  Set  'em  a'  fire  ;  'twill  warm  the  city  when 
;here  is  cold  doings. 

2  Reb.  What  with  the  prisoners? 

Cap.  Put  'em  in  possession  of  their  creditors' 
lands  ;  they  are  the  only  men  fit  for  authority,  for 
no  men  are  used  worse,  and  they  will  know  the 
better  to  domineer:  nay,  we'll  have  admirable  laws. 
But  who  shall  be  this  ambassador  to  the  king? 

4  Reb.  Me,  me ;  choose  me,  captain. 

Thumb.  Choose  you,  captain !  haberdasher  of 
small  wares,  choose  you  a  capon !  I'll  be  the  am- 
bassador :  ever  while  you  live,  let  a  bold  man  be 
ambassador,  and  one  that  has  a  brain ;  I  will  not 
be  meal-mouthed. 

8  Reb.  Well  said,  miller. 

Cap.  And  because  we  will  be  wise — 

Thumb.  Ay,  ay,  be  merry  and  wise ;  ever  while 
you  live,  be  sober  and  discreet. 

Cap.  Say  we  attend  here  to  do  our  duties. 

3  Reb.  Duties  !  oh  base  ! 

Cap.  Say  so  we  must;  he'll  not  come  forth  else. 

8  proper.']     i.  e.  in  opposition  to  common, — private.  D. 


204  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  Hi. 

4  Reb.  What  if  I  told  his  highness  there  was  a 
dance  to  be  presented?  we  are  furnished  with  our 
noise9  still. 

Thumb.  Ay,  ay,  I  do  love  this  noise  with  all  my 
heart. 

2  Reb.  Excellent !  get  you  behind  the  trees  with 
your  instruments,  and  tune  'em  ready ;  the  new 
frisk  we  danced  at  Enispe  to  day  will  serve  rarely 
as  the  prologue ;  away.      [Exit  4  Rebel] .     But, 
captain,  what  shall  we  do  with  the  king's  daughters? 

Cap.  I'll  have  one. 

3  Reb.  And   I'll    ha*  the   tother :   our   captain 
shall  ha1  the  queen. 

2  Reb.  And  what  shall  we  have? 

Cap.  There  are  ladies  about  the  court  will  con- 
tent you. 

Thumb.  I  will  have  both  the  king's  daughters 
and  he  that  speaks  against  it —  '  [They  fight. 

Cap.  Thumb,  valiant  Thumb,  all  spirit,  n 
mutiny,  no  mutiny  :  all  of  a  faction  together  by  th 
ears  for  a  piece  of  venison  ! 

Thumb.  I  will  have  both  the  king's  daughters 
or  else  I  shall  not  be  satisfied. 

Cap.  First  let  us  know  the  king's  resolution,  an 
if  we  like  not  our  conditions,  the  hare's  afoot,  and 
every  man  take  what  course  he  please  in  my  lord's 
park. 

Enter  BASILIUS,  GYNECIA,  PYROCLES,  and 
PHILOCLEA. 

But  stay,  the  king — umph. 

2  Reb.  Speak,  captain. 

Cap.  If  it  please  your  majesty, — What  was 
resolved  upon  ? 

3  Reb.  He's  out,  let  me  come  to  him  :  prithee, 
do  thou  tell  him  thy  mind :  that  delicome  wench 
has  made  my  teeth  water. 

9  noise']  i.  e.  company  of  musicians.     D. 


Sc.  II.]  THE  ARCADIA.  205 

2  Reb.  And  drowned  thy  tongue.    A  company 
of  bashful  shrimps !  if  I  but  open  my  mouth, — I  say 
no  more. 

Thumb.  King,  by  your  leave, — Which  is  the 
king?  my  eyes  twinkle — We  have  been  playing 
the  good  fellows  to  celebrate  your  majestical  birth 
day ;  will  your  grace  see  a  song? 

3  Reb.  A  dance. 

Thumb.  Or  a  dance,  all's  one,  our  feet  are  in 
tune  ;  strike  up  behind  the  tree.  You  are  the  king 
and  I  am  the  miller,  there's  all  the  difference : 
sweet  ladies,  my  name  is  Thumb. 

Bas.  This  is  rudeness. 

Oyn.  Pardon  their  simplicity. 

Thumb.  I'll  have  that  wench ;  she  looks  like 
Hercules. 

Rebels.  Stand. 

Cap.  We  have  interrogation  points  to  put  to  you. 

Bas.  Treason,  treason  ! 

Pyr.  Barbarous  villains ! 

Basilius  runs  in.  A  bell  rings.  Philoclea  and 
Gynecia  hide  themselves.  Pyr  odes  fights  with  the 
Rebells :  then  Basilius  re-enters  with  a  two-handed 
sword;  and  after  some  skirmish,  Philanax  and 
Calander  enter  with  a  guard,  and  the  Rebels  are 
beaten  off. 

Pyr.  Where  is  Philoclea? 

Philoc.  Here:  art  thou  not  hurt,  Zelmane? 
My  soul  at  every  stroke  made  against  thee 
Was  leaving  my  pale  body. 

Pyr.  Dear  madam,  are  you  safe  ? 

Bas.  I  think  I  ha' peppered  some  of 'em.  Phi- 
lanax, 't  was  not  amiss  you  came,  but  Zelmane 
and  I  should  have  made  a  shift. 

Pyr.  You  alone,  my  lord,  were  an  army  against 
such  reeling  valours ;  I  did  not  think  you  could 
ha'bestirred  yourself  so  well. 

VOL.  vi.  P 


206  THE  ARCADIA.  {Act  III. 

Bos.  And  I  were  in  another  place,  alone  with 
thee,  I  could  bestir  myself  better. 

Cal.  I  would  you  would  consider  yet  to  quit 
This  dangerous  kind  of  life. 

Philan.  Had  not  the  valiant  Amazon,  it  seems, 
Defenc'd  your  person  ere  the  troops  arriv'd, 
It  might  have  prov'd  too  fatal. 

Gyn.  [SJhe  play'd  the  man  indeed.     The  king 

is  troubled, 
And  thinks  me  jealous  of  him ;  'las,  old  man  ! 

Bos.  No  more. 

Wait  upon  our  queen  and  daughter ;  we'll  follow. 
Exeunt  Gynecia,  Philoclea,  Philanax, 
Calander,  and  Guards. 
I  am  wounded. 

Pyr.  How? 

Bas.  By  thee,  Zelmane. 

Pyr.  I  see  your  passions  are  the  same,  and  I 
This  night  resolve  to  wait  for  you  in  the  cave. 
If  you,  when  your  Gynecia  is  a  bed, 
And  fast  asleep,  (be  sure  of  that)  will  please 
To  put  yourself  to  a  short  travel,  I 
Shall  not  express  your  welcome,  but — 

Bas.  Dear  as  my  soul,  I  apprehend  my  comfort: 
One  kiss  in  earnest  of  the  million 
Thou  shalt  receive,  but  carry  it  close,  Zelmane. 

{Exeunt. 


SCENE  II. 

A  Wood. 
Enter  MUSIDORIJS,  and  MOPSA. 

Mus.  This  is  the  tree. 

Mop.  Oh  let  me  kiss  it[s]  toes  ! 

Mus.  Best  lose  no  time. 


Sc.  II.]  THE  ARCADIA.  207 

Mop.  Hail  upon  hail,  sweet  tree,  crown  thee  and 
all  thy  wishes  !  Oh  Dorus,  up  wi'me,  Dorus,  up 
wi'me,  up  wi'me,  up  wi'rae,  Dorus!  teach  me  to 
climb  the  right  way,  prithee. 

Mus.  You  must  be  muffled  in  the  cloak  ;  so,  now 
remember  your  instructions.  Make  first  your  in- 
vocation to  Apollo,  as  I  told  you,  which  being  done, 
employ  your  mind  with  all  devotion  to  his  deity, 
until  you  hear  a  voice  call  three  times  on  you  by 
your  name  :  though  you  should  think  your  father, 
mother,  Pamela,  or  myself,  talk  to  you,  answer 
not ;  they  are  spirits  that  would  delude. 

Mop.  Under  three  Mopsas,  I'll  not  talk  to'em  ; 
I'll  not  be  cozened. 

Mus.  Hold  there,  and  you'll  be  happy. 

Mop.  I'll  ask  a  king  to  my  husband,  and  thou 
shalt  be  he. 

Mus.  Your  invocation. 

Mop.  Into  the  great  ears  of  Apollo 
Now  let  my  invocation  hollow. 
Oh  thou  that  lightest  all  the  day, 
F<sr  some  to  work  and  some  to  play, 

By  owl  light  now 
Incline  a  gracious  ear  to  me, 
Thus  muffled  in  thy  wishing  tree, 

Singing  whoop,  whoop,  whoo  I 
And  pardon  this  my  subtilty, 
That  I  deceive  the  passers  by  ; 

I,  in  this  bough, 
Do  use  the  accents  of  that  fowl, 
Because  1  would  be  thought  an  owl, 

With  whoop,  whoop,  whoo  I 

Enter  PAMELA. 

Mus.  She  has  done  her  invocation. 
Pam.  Can  she  not  hear  us  ? 
Mus.  She  shall  hear  us,  but  I  have  taken  order 
P2 


208  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  III. 

with  her  eyes  and  understanding  too,  she'll  not  be- 
lieve us.     Thou  lovely  bird,  Madge  owlet ! 

Mop.  That's  a  spirit  in  the  voice  of  Dorus,  but 
I'll  not  answer. 

Mus.  See  Dorus  and  Pamela  both  are  here  : 
Whilst  old  Dametas,  Miso,  and  their  dear 
Daughter,  are  straggl'd  forth,  they  both  together 
Are  taking  now  their  flight,  and  who  knows  whi- 
ther? 

Pam.  This  is  too  plain. 
Mop.  Oh  cunning  devils !  but  I'll  not  hear,  nor 

speak  a  syllable. 

Mus.  Ifthou  canst  find  a  tongue  to  tell  Dametas, 
Make  known  unto  his  wisdom  he  is  gull'd. — 
Take  courage,  madam,  the  way  lies  fair  before  us, 
And  a  bark  already  prepar'd  cries  come  aboard. 
Farewell,  owlet.  [Exeunt  Musidorvs  and  Pamela. 

Dametas  sings  within. 

Mop.  Whoop,  whoop,  whoo !  Hey,  I  hear 
another  singing  spirit  in  my  father's  voice ;  be't 
Apollo  himself,  under  three  Mopsas  I'll  not  speak. 

Enter  DAMETAS. 

Dame.  This  is  -the  tree,  and  here  the  earth  is 

broken, 

The  certain  sign  left  by  my  trusty  Dorus. 
^hou  mouth  of  the  rich  treasure,  I  salute  thee, 
And  kiss  the  hole  from  whence  shall  come  my  gold. 
Which  being  done  blithely  to  work  I  fall,     [Sings. 
My  hand  is  in  the  moonshine,  and  up  goes  all. 

Mop.  Whoop,  whoop,  whoo! 

Dame.  What's  that1?  an  owl?  good  mistress 
Margery,  I  am  busy. 

Art  thou  poor,  and  wouldst  thou  be  [Sings. 

Advanced  by  iceallh  to  dignity, 
Do  not  think  it  then  unmeet 
To  sloop  with  hands  beneath  thy  feet. 

1  Thou']     The  old  copy  "  The."     D. 


Sc.  II.]  THE  ARCADIA.  209 

'  Tis  not  with  hand  over  head  to  be  found ; 
No,  no,  thou  must  stoop, 
Though  thou  holdst  up  thy  poop, 
And  grabble  Jor't  in  ground. 

Hah,  what's  this?  my  hand  is  in  the  honey  pot,  I 
think.  Umph,  timph,  I  do  not  like  the  softness, 
I  did  grope  for  harder  stuff;  if  this  be  gold,  'tis 
liquid,  and  yet  too  thick  to  be  potable  as  they  say ; 
it  has  a  kind  of  weft,  methinks,  if  I  have  not  lost  a 
sense  upon  the  sudden,  I  smell — call  you  this  gold 
finding  ? 

Mop.  I  have  an  extreme  list  now,  so  I  have, 
saving  your  presence,  devil,  would  restore  your 
sense. 

Dame.  What's  this?  a  written  parchment!  this 
may  be  the  inventory  of  all  the  treasure. 

[Reads. 

Who  hath  his  hire  hath  well  his  labour  placd  ; 
Earth  thou  didst  seek,  and  store  of  earth  thou  hast. 
How's  this  ? 

Mop.  Whoop,  whoop,  whoo ! 
Dame.  As  sure  as  this  is  my  own  nose,  I  am 
stinkingly  abused. 
Mop.  Ha,  ha,  ha ! 

Dame.  Can  madgc  owlets  laugh?  that  laugh 
was  like  my  daughter  Mopsa. 

Mop.  There's  one  time:  again,  again,  sweet 
Apollo ! 

Dame.  'Tis  her  voice ;  what  makes  she  there  ? 
Now,  the  dread  vengeance  of  my  dear  fatherly 
curse  light  overthwart  thee,  thou  awkward  hilding ! 
Mopsa. 

Mop.  There's  two  times;  Mopsa  once  more,  and 
'tis  Apollo. 

Dame.  Will  you  not  answer  in  the  devil's  name? 
Mopsa,  I  say.  Oh,  are  you  come? 

[He  strikes  and  she  falls. 
Mop.  Yes,  yes,  divine  Apollo  ! 


210  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  III. 

Dame.  I'll  unhood  ye:  where's  Pamela? 

Mop.  Thank  your  deity. 

Dame.  Speak  now,  and  tell  me. 

Mop.  Answer  my  wishes,  as  thou  art  Phoebus, 
as  thou  art  Apollo,  though  in  the  likeness  of  the 
clown  my  father,  grant  rue  my  wishes  first ;  I  ask 
a  king  to  be  my  husband. 

Dame.  What  talkest  thou  of  a  king?  the  king 
will  hang  thy  father,  if  Pamela  be  gone. 

Mop.  Let  him  be  hanged,  I  care  not,  but  let 
Dorus  be  a  king,  and  let  him  be  my  husband,  good 
Apollo. 

Dame.  She's  stark  staring  mad.  Hast  thou  for- 
got thy  father?  where  is  thy  wit? 

Mop.  I  do  not  ask  for  wit,  I  tell  thee  ;  let  me 
have  a  sufficient  husband,  and  let  him  be  a  king. 

Dame.  Thou  shalt  have  thy  bellyful  of  husbands. 

Mop.  Oh  that,  that,  that ! 

Enter  Miso. 

Mi.  I'll  that  you  both,  thou  ribald  villain,  and 
thou  harlot ! 

Dame.  Miso,  my  spouse,  fallen  mad  too  !  Thou 
wo't  not  beat  thy  mother  ? 

Mi.  Oh  me ! 

Mop.  I  defy  her,  and  thee,  an  thou  beest  not 
Apollo. 

Dame.  Oh,  who  has  gulled  us  all  ?  dear  Miso, 
tender  Mopsa,  hear  me  :  before  I  open  my  mouth, 
art  not  thou  Miso,  and  thou  my  daughter  Mopsa  ? 
Oh  we  are  all  undone,  we  are  all  undone! 

Mop.  Are  not  you  god  Apollo? 

Dame.  No,  as  ever  I  hope  to  see  him,  or  any  of 
his  fellows  in  the  face  again,  I  am  mortal  I)ametas, 
and,  I  think,  thy  father:  I  am  sure  I  am  by  thy 
mother's  side.  Where  is  Pamela  all  this  while? 
who's  at  home? 


Sc.  HI.]  THE  ARCADIA.  211 

Mop.  As  sure  as  you  are  my  father,  and  you  my 
mother,  there's  nobody  at  home. 

Dame.  She's  gone,  she's  gone ! 

Mop.  Dorus  and  Pamela,  or  two  fiends  with 
their  voices,  passed  by,  whilst  I  was  in  Apollo's 
tree. 

Mi.  Apollo's  tree ! 

Dame.  Cast  off  your  wonder ;  I  am  not  such  an 
ass,  but  I  perceive  we  are  gulled. 

Mop.  So  devil  Dorus  told  me. 

Mi.  Oh  me,  they  are  gone !  was  this  your  care? 

Mop.  Nay  then,  where  was  your  own? 

Dame.  Fall  not  at  odds  'bout  that,  but  go  with 

me, 
And  help  me  to  [e]  scape  the  gal  low  tree.  [Exeunt. 


SCENE   III. 

An  Apartment  in  the  Royal  Lodge. 
Enter  GYNECIA  and  PYROCLES,  with  a  taper. 

Gyn.  Did  I  not  counterfeit  an  infirmity  ? 

Pyr.  Rarely ;  how  love  will  prompt  his  votary  ! 
The  king  suspects  not  what  we  purpose. 

Gyn.  'Las, 

Poor  man,  how  careful  he  seem'd  of  my  health, 
And  counselPd  me  to  bed ! 

Pyr.  I  smird  to  see  it. 

Gyn.  So  soon  as  he  is  asleep,  expect  me. 

Pyr.  Stay, 

O'th'sudden  I  ha[ve]  thought  upon  a  way : 
Bless'd,  blessed  minute ! 

Gyn.  What's  the  device  ? 

Pyr.  You  shall  not  go  to  bed. 

Gyn.  Not  I  ? 


212  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act\\\ 

Pyr.  Good2  genius ! 
I  will  not  trust  our  work  to  fortune.     If 
You  should  want  cunning  in  yoUr  passions, 
Or  he  should  wake  unhappily,  and  find 
You  absent,  all  were  lost ;  to  prevent  this, 
You  shall  not  come  to  me  ;  if  there  be  danger, 
'Tis  fit  I  be  expos'd.     I'll  take  your  place, 
And  disarray  me  for  Basilius'  bed, 
D'ye  mark,  muffled  up  for  your  suppos'd 
Distemper ;  let  me  alone  to  counterfeit 
Dulness,  and  when  his  senses  are  chain'd  up 
In  sleep,  I  will  come  down  to  th'  cave  to  you. 
But  take  my  mantle,  if  any  of  Dametas' 
People  meet  you — 

Gyn.  I  will  visit  but  my  closet, 
And  follow  thy  instructions.  [Exit. 

Pyr.  If  there  be  any  stars  are  kind  to  love, 
This  night  shoot  forth  your  golden  heads!  Be  thon, 
Bright  moon,  propitious !  on  all  eyes  that  would 
Betray  our  flight,  cast  out  a  sullen  mist, 
And  hide  thy  silver  crescent  in  a  cloud  ; 
But  to  our  passage  be  a  gentle  goddess, 
And  borrow  of  thy  brother  yet  more  light, 
The  day  may  spare  it.     Musidorus  is 
Erabark'd  already  with  his  mistress  ; 
If  I  obtain  Philoclea's  consent — 

Re-enter  GYNECIA,  with  a  golden  vial. 

Gyn.  Zelmane,  now 
I  am  prepar'd. 

Pyr.  Haste  to  the  cave  ;  expect 
Your  servant's  visit. 

Gyn.  And  my  happiness.  [Exit. 

Pyr.  How  rudely  vice  becomes  us !  here's  a  lady, 
Whom  never  fame  yet  blemish'd,  now  the  example 
Of  Cupid's  tyranny ;  love  transforms  us  all, 
*  Good.]  the  old  copy  u  god."     D. 


Sc.  IV.]  THE  ARCADIA.  213 

And  fools  our  understandings  ;  I  pity  her. 
Now  are  Basil  ius'  thoughts  in  motion, 
And  hurry  him  to  the  same  licentiousness  ; 
There  is  warm  snow  I  see.     He  delays  time, 
In  hope  to  find  his  queen  asleep,  whose  place 
I  must  assume  for  once.     Love  dwells  upon 
A  cliff,  and  all  the  ways  to  our  enjoying 
Are  difficult  and  ragged. 
But  I  forget  Basilius  ;  I  must 
Compose  me  for  his  bed  ;  I  shall  not  be 
Much  troubled  ;  good  old  king,  he  wishes  me 
Good  rest,  I  know,  and  secure  dreams.     Oh  see 
Philoclea,  what  ways  I  come  to  thee  !  [Exit. 

SCENE   IV. 

Another  Apartment  in  the  Royal  Lodge.     Lutes 
and  Recorders  within. 

Enter  BASILIUS. 

Bos.  These  sounds  may  charm  her  into  slum- 
bers sweetly. 

Oh  steal  into  her,  hang  upon  her  heart ! 
Come  fix  your  gentle  raptures  in  her  soul, 
That  it  may  take  delight  to  be  overcome, 
And  never  wake  the  body,  till  Basilius 
Return  with  happy  conquest  from  Zelmane ! 
Or,  if  there  be  a  leaden  god  of  sleep, 
Here  let  him  shake  his  wings,  and  then  dispatch 
A  herald  to  the  silent  house  of  dreams, 
To  bring  one  hither  happier  than  the  rest, 
To  entertain  my  melancholy  queen.     O  Philoclea, 

Enter  PHILOCLEA. 

Thy  mother  will  excuse  thee  this  night's  duty ; 
Do  not  disturb  her ;  yet  your  voice  and  lute 
1'th'  next  chamber  may  procure  her  sleep ; 


214  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  III 

That  done,  without  more  ceremony  go 

To  bed.   [exit  Philoclea.]  So,  so  ;  my  blood  begins 

to  move : 

She's  fast,  I  hear  her,  and  the  music  ceast: 
Now  to  Zelmane.  [Exit. 

Re-enter  PHILOC  LEA. 

Philoc.  I'm  troubled,  and  [I]  dare  not  go  to  bed ; 
There's  something  whispers  to  my  soul,  this  will  b 
A  fatal  night.     My  mother  is  not  well ; 
I  must  needs  see  her — Hah,  the  gods  protect  me 

Enter  PYROCLES. 

Pyr.  If  there  were  any  treason  meant  against 
Philoclea,  her  prayers  were  vainly  offer'd, 
Since  her  own  innocence  is  protection 
As  powerful  as  the  gods.     I  bring  no  horror 
To  fright  your  blood  ;  d'ye  not  know  me  lady? 
I  was  Zelmane. 

Philoc.  Was? 

Pyr.  I  have  been  so 
Watch'd  by  your  jealous  mother  ! 

Philoc.  Hah!  ' 

Pyr.  But  I 
Forget. 

Philoc.  What  mean  you  ? 

Pyr.  To  make  fast  the  doors  ; 
If  I  could  bar  all  the  air  out  saving  what 
Your  breath  should  draw,  for,  should  I  live  by  thai 
You  would  not  chide  my  care. 

Philoc.  You  make  me  tremble. 

Pyr.  If  you  cannot  forgive  me,  punish,  pray, 
This  rudeness  with  my  death ;  I  prostrate  to 
Your  feet  my  sword,  and  call  you  to  my  breast 
To  meet  your  anger ;  at  this  distance  beg 
I  may  behold  you  ;  but  when  you  shall  find 


Sc.lV.]  THE  ARCADIA.  215 

In  the  dissection  of  my  heart,  whose  name 
Hath  fill'd  it,  and  with  what  religion  there 
My  thoughts  adore  your  memory,  too  late 
It  may  invite  your  tears.     Can  fair  Philoclea 
Think  I  have  a  soul  that  dare  be  wicked  to  her? 
Such  looks  would  charm  a  ravisher,  and  throw 
Ice  through  a  satyr's  blood ;  but  a  man  chaste 
Already  it  draws  up  to  the  simplicity 
And  nature  of  an  angel.     Oh  Philoclea! 
I  am  so  far  from  being  ill  myself 
In  such  a  sensual  way,  that  although  time, 
And  this  fair  opportunity,  might  tempt, 
And  excuse  wanton  heat,  I  should  repent, 
Forget  to  love  yourself,  if  you  but  with 
1  One  thought  so  treacherous  to  your  virgin  honor 
Should  give  consent  to  enjoy  you:  it  hath  snow'[d] 
Upon  my  blood,  Philoclea,  whose  flowings 
Are  chaste  as  christal.     Dare  you  trust  me  yet 
To  kiss  your  hand?  my  lips  shall  gently  touch  it, 
Nor  will  I  leave  a  breath  to  stain  the  whiteness ; 
Pray,  be  not  fearful. 

Philoc.  Sin  did  never  yet 
Profane  that  voice. 

Pyr.  NY  hen  it  sounds  lustfully, 
Your  hate,  a  punishment  next  the  wrath  of  heaven, 
Strike  my  heart  dead.     Be  pleas'd  to  rest  a  little, 
And  if  you  dare  vouchsafe  me  to  sit  so  near  you, 
I  have  much  to  tell  you. 

Philoc.  I  know  not  what  to  say;   where  is  my 

father? 

I  had  a  mother  too ;  this  chamber  they 
Us'd  to  call  their's. 

Pyr.  They  are  safe,  Philoclea, 
Let  not  your   cheek    look    pale ;    their   absence 

wrought 

For  such  a  minute  doth  encourage  me 
To  tell  you,  now  or  never  you  must  shew 
There  dwells  a  pity  in  you.  Oh,  look  smooth 


216  THE  ARCADIA.  [ActlU. 

On  him,  whose  life  and  fortunes  you  may  now 

Advance  or  ruin  ever!  if  you  can 

Remember  who  I  am,  and  what  your  virtue 

Hath  made  me  suffer ;  think  me  worthy  of 

A  life,  let  it  begin  from  your  consent 

To  love  poor  Pyrocles.     'Tis  in  your  power 

To  be  no  more  a  prisoner  to  this  rnde 

And  solitary  dwelling  ;  such  a  brightness 

Is  lost  in  caves ;  extend  your  arm,  and  reach 

A  throne,  where,  seated  with  becoming  greatness, 

You  may  disperse,  with  moving  of  your  eye, 

An  influence  beyond  the  stars,  and  quicken 

A  world  that  waits  to  be  your  creature. 

Philoc.  Pyrocles, 

(For  so  you  call  yourself,  and  such  I  dare 
Believe  you  are,  for  falsehood  cannot  dwell 
A  neighbour  to  that  tongue)  although  I  might 
Demand,  with  reason,  and  my  duty,  first 
What  does  concern  my  parents ;  such  a  truth 
Shines  in  your  language,  and  such  innocence 
In  what  you  call  affection,  I  must 
Declare  you  have  not  plac'd  one  good  thought 

here, 

Which  is  not  answer'd  with  my  heart.     The  fire 
Which  sparkled  in  your  bosom,  long  since  leap'd 
Into  my  breast,  and  there  burns  modestly : 
It  would  have  spread  into  a  greater  flame, 
But  still  I  curb'd  it  with  my  tears.     Oh  Pyrocles, 
I  would  thou  wert  Zelmane  again  !  and  yet, 
I  must  confess  1  lov'd  thee  then ;  I  know  not 
With  what  prophetick  soul,  but  I  did  wish 
Often,  thou  were  no  man,  or  I  no  woman. 

Pyr.  Thou  wert  the  comfort  of  my  sleeps. 

Philoc.  And  you 

The  object  of  my  watches,  when  the  night 
Wanted  a  spell  to  cast  me  into  slumber ; 
Yet  when  the  weight  of  my  own  thoughts  grew 
heavy 


Sc.  IV.]  THE  ARCADIA.  217 

For3  my  tear  dropping  eyes,  and  drew  these  cur- 
tains, 

My  dreams  vvert  still  of  thee  ;  forgive  my  blushes, 
And  the  imagination  thou  wert  then 
My  harmless  bedfellow. 
Pyr.  I  arrive  too  soon 
At  my  desires.     Gently,  oh  gently,  drop 
These  joys  into  me !  lest,  at  once  let  fall, 
I  sink  beneath  the  tempest  of  my  blessing's, 
And  you  swell  my  heart  too  fast. 

Philoc.  If  you  be  Pyrocles, 
You  will  rest  satisfied  with  this  confession, 
You  only  shall  obtain  my  love. 

PifT.  Although    my  soul  acknowledge  this   a 

blessing, 

1  Such  as  no  service  can  reward  enough, 
There  remains  something,  something  which  your 

honour 

May  easily  consent  to.    In  this  absence 
Of  both  your  parents,  whom,  with  several  promises 
Of  my  return,  I  have  already  sent 
To  the  cave,  where  they  in  vain  this  night  expect 

me, 

We  must  forsake  this  place.     I  have  provided 
For  our  conveyance  to  my  father's  kingdom, 
If,  after  all  these  arguments  of  love, 
You  dare  trust  Pyrocles  to  convey  you  thither. 

Philoc.  I  dare  give  thee  my  life,  but,  pardon  me, 
This  is  not  safe  ;  thus  seeking  to  assure, 
You  may  untimely  happen  lose  Philoclea. 
My  duty  binds  me  not  to  rob  my  parents  ; 
Such  a  departure  may  undo  their  comforts. 
As  you're  a  prince,  persuade  me  not  commit 
So  unnatural  a  trespass  ;  we'll  expect, 
And  satisfy  our  young  desires,  till  time 
Mature  our  joy.     I  could  content  myself 
To  look  on  Pyrocles,  and  think  it  happiness 

3  For.]  Qy  "  Fore."  D. 


218  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  III. 

Enough  ;  or,  if  my  soul  affect  variety 

Of  pleasure,  every  accent  of  thy  voice 

Shall  court  me  with  new  rapture  ;  and  if  these 

Delights  be  narrow  for  us,  there  is  left 

A  modest  kiss,  whose  every  touch  conveys 

Our  melting  souls  into  each  others'  lips. 

Why  should  not  you  be  pleas'd  to  look  on  me? 

To  hear,  and  sometimes  kiss,  Philoclea? 

Indeed  you  make  me  blush. 

[Draws  a  i  eil  over  her  face. 

Pyr.  What  an  eclipse 

Hath  that  veil  made  !  it  was  not  night  till  now. 
Look,  if  the  stars  have  not  withdrawn  themselves, 
As  they  had  waited  on  her  richer  brightness, 
And  missing  of  her  eyes  are  stolen  to  bed. 
What  world  of  beauty  is  behind  that  cloud  ! 
But  keep  it  still  conceal'd.  and  let  the  creatures, 
When  they  shall  miss  day  (for  the  same,  without 
Thine  eyes,  will  glimmer  like  a  petty  taper) 
Fear  to  be  lost  in  darkness,  and  expect 
No  light  to  follow,  but  from  those  wide  flames 
Which   heaven    hath    threaten'd   to   destroy   th 

world. 

When  thou  hast  frighted  us,  renew  again 
Our  state,  and  cure  again  the  fainting  universe  ; 
One  look  restores  all.     Hah,  Philoclea ! 

Philoc.  There's  something  that  sits  heavy  on 

my  forehead : 

I  know  you  cannot  but  be  noble ;  pray, 
A  little  sleep  ;  if  I  exceed  three  minutes, 
Prithee,  wake  me.  [She  sleeps. 

Pyr.  Hah!  1  do  not  like 
Her  senses  should  be  snatch'd  away  so  strangely, 
'Tis  an  ill  omen.     1  should  trespass  much 
Gainst  manners,  to  disturb  her ;  beside,  she 
Did  make  it  her  request,  whose  will  is  sacred. 
Then  gently  may  she  sleep !  and  yet  if  she 
Draw  out  this  slumber  to  any  length,  ray  hopes 


fc.  IV.]  THE  ARCADIA.  219 

ire  blasted  ;  if  I  lose  this  opportunity 

3f  flight,  no  hope  hereafter  can  relieve  us, 

We  are  both  undone.    She  sleeps  still.    I  was  not 

^uick  enough  to  persuade  her  resolution 

So  necessary.     Yet  look  up,  Philoclea; 

So?  then  enjoy  thy  dream,  and  let  us  try 

The  kindness  of  our  fate  ;  pity  a  harsh 

sound  should  disturb  thy  soft  repose.    I  would, 

But  dare  not,  steal  a  kiss,  for  fear  to  wake  her  ; 

And  yet  my  loud  voice  may  be  more  offensive. 

Dur  souls  are  knit,  I  see,  into  one  love, 

Then  'tis  but  reason  they  should  exercise 

Both  the  same  act;  why  do  not  I  sleep  too? 

The  mist  is  falPn  already ;  if  I  but  dream  of  her, 

My  slumbers  shall  be  happy.  [He  sleeps. 

Enter  DAMETAS,  as  from  a  Vault. 

Dame.  There  be  more  ways  to  the  wood  than 
me ;  she  may  be  in  her  sister's  chamber ;  I  may 
,hank  my  acquaintance  with  the  buttery  and  a 
.rap  door  for  this  passage  ;  she  has  shut  me  out  of 
Joors  of  all.  Umphj  a  sword  !  I  had  rather  it  were 
Pamela  naked,  1  durst  undertake  to  handle  her 
with  less  fear.  Umph,  Philoclea !  tis  she,  and 
this  is — no — this  is  not,  Pamela ;  she  was  a  woman, 
unless  she  be  crept  into  breeches  since  I  left  her. 
No,  'tis  a  man  ;  here  is  no  tarrying  for  me ;  and  he 
were  not  soundly  asleep,  my  smell  were  enough 
Lo  wake  him.  Treason,  treason  !  \Exit. 

Pyr.  Hah !  what  voice  is  that  ?   who  cries  out 
treason  ? 

Philoc.  Pyrocles,  what's  the  matter? 

Pyr.  Nothing. 

Within.  Treason,  treason  ! 

Pyr.  Hark,    is't  not   treason?   my  sword,   my 

sword 
Is  gone!  we  are  betray 'd  ;  some  thief  has  been 


220  THE  ARCADIA.          [AcL  IV 

Within  the  chamber,  yet  the  doors  are  safe.  Hah 

Let's  see,  search  every  where.    Alas,  Philoclea, 

If  now  I  must  be  ravish'd  from  thee,  how 

Can  there  be  charity  enough  on  earth 

To  pity  me !     They  die  but  once,  who  still 

Despair  of  bliss  ;  but  the  Fates  twice  destroy 

A  lover,  whom  they  kill  so  near  his  joy.   [Exeunt 


ACT   IV.     SCENE   I. 

A  Wood. 
Enter  CAPTAIN  and  REBELS. 

Cap.  Come,  my  bloods,  since  there  is  no  hope 
of  our  pardons,  let  us  be  honest  outlaws  one  to 
another,  and  do  all  the  mischief  we  can :  we  are 
masters  of  the  woods,  and  we  will  domineer,  like 
lords  of  the  soil ;  I  say  we  will  live,  we  will  eat 
and  we  will  drink. 

3  Reb.  Would  I  were  at  my  forge  again  ! 

Cap.  Arcadia  shall  be  thy  anvil,  smith;   an 
thou  raayst  live  to  beat  great  men  to  dust. 

2  Reb.  Some  of  them  are  so  rotten,  they  wi 
save  us  a  labour. 

Cap.  Be  resolute,  and  strike  the  iron  while  it  i 
hot.  Where  is  the  little  miller? 

3  Reb.  Thumb,  the  miller,  is  cut  off. 

Cap.  Who  can  help  it?  be  not  crest-fall  en,  bu 
shew  yourselves  cocks  of  the  game :  we'll  mak< 
the  state  send  for  us  home,  and  agree  to  our  owi 
conditions ;  let  us  therefore  play  the  thieves  man 
fully. 


Sc.  1.]  THE  ARCADIA.  221 

3  Reb.  And  so  be  hanged  honorably, 

Cap.  Hang  hanging !  we  defy  the  laws,  and  we 
will  execute  when  we  list,  in  our  own  quarters; 
we  will  rob  man,  woman,  and  child. 

2  Reb.  Do  you  fight  with  the  men,  and  let  me 
alone  with  the  women. 

1  Reb.  And  Thumb,  had  he  been  alive,  he  had 
been  a  fit  match  for  the  children. 

Enter  4  REBEL. 

4  Reb.  A  prize,   a  prize,   Captain !    I    see  a 
gentleman  and  a  lady  strike  into  a  grove  hard  by ; 
their  horses  are,  for  their  better  behaviour,  already 
bound  to  a  tree ;  follow  me,  and  I'll  conduct. 

Cap.  Without  noise  or  tumult,  let's  steal  upon 
them.  [Exeunt. 


SCENE  II. 
Another  part  of  the  wood. 

Enter  MUSIDORUS  and  PAMELA. 

Pam.  This  grove  is  all  one  bower ;  nature  herself 
Must  be  delighted  to  dwell  here ;  the  sun 
Can  shoot  no  beam  upon  us  through  this  arbour, 
Though  he  does  rage  abroad. 

Mus.  The  heat  betrays 
The  sun  is  angry,  madam,  to  see  you, 
Whose  brightness  takes  all  wonder  from  his  shine, 
And  leave [s]  him  a  pale  star. 

Pam.  You  compliment. 

Mus.  Are  you  not  weary,  madam  ? 

Pam.  I  shall  never 
In  thy  society ;  yet  we  may  rest 
A  little  in  this  shade.     Oh  Musidorus ! 

VOL.  vi.  Q 


222  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  IV. 

He  should  be  enemy  to  virtue  now 
To  cherish  one  suspectful  thought  of  thee  : 
Some  wild  licentious  prince  had  now  undone  me, 
And,  careless  of  his  own,  ruin'd  my  honour. 

Mus.  It  were  not  simple  theft  but  sacrilege, 
To  rob  you  of  one  peaceful  thought.     If  any 
Service  already  have  obtain'd  so  much 
Trust,  I  am  so  familiar  with  mine  own 
Desires,  that  hereafter  I'll  deserve  to  keep 
Your  fair  opinion  of  me ;  lust  could  never 
Intrude  himself  a  guest  here ;  I  should  not 
Love  mine  own  eyes,  had  they  been  but  tempted 
To  see  an  unchaste  picture  with  delight. 

Pam.  What's  that  behind  the  trees  ? 

Mus.  Nothing;  the  birds  are  dancing  on  the 

leaves, 

Call'd  hither  by  the  music  of  your  tongue  ; 
Those  that  are  silent  do  but  listen  to 
Your  voice,  to  mend  their  singing. 

Pam.  Still,  methinks, 
I  hear  another  noise. 

Mus.  It  is  your  fear. 

Pam.  There's  something  whispers. 

Mus.  Shall  I  tell  Pamela? 

Pam.  Pray,  if  you  can. 

Mus.  It  is  the  wind,  that  would 
Steal  through  the  boughs  to  give  you  more  re- 
freshing, 

Whom  the  trees  envy ;  I  do  hear  it  murmur 
To  be  kept  from  your  lips,  which  it  would  kiss, 
And  mixing  with  your  breath  catch  odors  thence, 
Enough  to  sweeten  all  the  wood  ;  there  can 
No  other  danger  enter  here. 

Enter  CAPTAIN  and  REBELS   who  seize  upon 
PAMELA. 

Pam.  We  are  betray'd  :  help ! 


Sc.  II.]  THE  ARCADIA.  223 

Mus.  Hah,   villains !  you'd  better  lay  violent 

hands 
Upon  your  mothers. 

Cap.  Let  your  courage  cool,  and  hear  us,  you 

were  best, 

If  you  do  love  this  gentlewoman's  life. 
Put  up  your  tool :  d'ye  see  this  bodkin,  sir? 
With  it  I'll  punch  her  heart,  if  you  but  offer 
A  blow  at  any  of  my  train  ;  I'll  do't, 
As  I'm  true  rebel ;  and,  for  the  more  security, 
Deliver  up  your  whinyard  to  our  use, 
Or  I'll  make  an  oylet-hole  presently. 

Pam.  Do  not  resign  your  sword,  but  use  it. 

Mus.  Hold  ;  hear  me. 

Pam.  Let  us  both  die  with  honour ;  do  not  give 
Your  strength  and  trust  to  the  mercy  of  those 

slaves, 
Inhuman  villains  to  us. 

Mus.  But  thy  life. 
As  you  are  men,  but  hear  me. 

Cap.  Drop  your  steel  quickly,  or — 

Mus.  Alas  !  she  is  my  wife 

2  Reb.   Your   wife !   if  you   love    her,   be   not 
troublesome :  I  tell  you  again — 

Pam.  Pamela  bids  thee  fight,  fear  not  for  me ; 
If  I  die,  I  shall  not  be  dishonoured, 
And  thou  shall  take  a  brave  revenge  on  them  ; 
Pity  not  me  to  lose  us  both  ;  we'll  meet 
Again  in  death,  and  love  eternally. 

Mus.  My  soul's  divided  ;  shall  I  venture  her1? 

Cap.  I'll  stay  no  longer. 

Mus.  Hold,  and  take  my  sword  ; 
But  swear  by  some  religion  you  will  use 
No  violence  to  her. 

3  Reb.  We  swear. 

Cap.  So,  first  and  foremost,  throw  his  sword 
out  of  the  way,  we  have  no  use  on't ;  secondly, 
bind  him  to  a  tree. 

Qq 


224  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  IV. 

Mus.  Set  her  at  liberty, 
And  use  what  cruelty  you  please  on  me  ; 
Kill  me,  and  I'll  forgive  you. 

3  Reb.  Forgive  us !   heaverr  forgive  tbee  ;   say 
thy  prayers. 

Mus.  I  see  there's  pity  in  you.     If  your  wants 
Counsel  you  to  this  sinful  trade,  we  both 
Will   freely  give    our   wealth ;    we    have    some 

jewels 

Of  value  to  redeem  you  all,  and  make 
You  rich,  if  you  dare  first  be  so  in  goodness, 
And  exercise  no  tyranny  upon 
Our  bodies.     What  a  misery  it  is, 
Such  spirits  as  you  are,  should  not  have  fortunes 
High   as    your    thoughts,   when    every   dunghill 

fellow 

Surfeits  with  honours  and  estates,  and  vomits 
In  taverns  what  would  keep  your  families ! 
But  'tis  the  time's  disease,  when  merit,  thus 
Disgrac'd  and  unrewarded  by  the  state, 
Makes  subjects  desperate. 

3  Reb.  He  says  true. 

Mus.  I  prithee,  take  my  clothes ;   would  they 

were  rich 
And  worth  your  pillage  ;  any  will  serve  me. 

3  Reb.  Alas,  good  gentleman !  let's  e'en  strip 
him. 

Cap.  None  dare  to  take  a  skirt. 

Mus.  Perhaps,  for  some  offences  YOU  are  ban- 

ish'd 
Your  houses  and  estates. 

2  Reb.  For  nothing  but  being  drunk. 

3  Reb.  And  offring  to  kill  the  king. 

4  Reb.  He  will  not  live  amongst  us,  as  a  gooc 
king  ought. 

Mus.  Alas,  good  men  !  I  do  presume,  you  wouk 

not 
Have  kill'd  the  king  in  any  malice  to  him. 


Sc.  II.]  THE  ARCADIA.  225 

3  Reb.  I  love  the  king  with  all  ray  heart,  and  a 
pox  take  him  that  does  not;  would  he  would  but 
pardon  us! 

1  Reb.  There's  no  hope   now ;    we  have  sub- 
mitted ourselves  too  often. 

Mus.    Yet    let    him    hear   well    of  you,    and 

[al]  though 

Necessity  compel  you  to  be  thieves, 
Be  honest  thieves  and  ravish  nobody: 
And  this  report  arriving  at  his  ears, 
Jt  inclines  him  to  have  pity  on  you, 
And  call  you  to  his  favour. 

Cap.  Unhand  the  gentlewoman  ;  he  that  offers 
her  but  a  wry  look,  had  better  eat  my  sword. 

3  Reb.  Or  my  scabbard,  though  it  have  been 
pist  in. 

2  Reb.  Faith,  captain,  he  hath  given  us  good 
counsel ;  let  us  deal  honestly  :  if  we  take  away  but 
all  they  have,  they  will  have  more  cause  to  speak 
well  of  us-. 

Cap.  Unbind  the  malefactor. 

3  Reb.  Shall  I  give  him  his  sword? 

pi 

Cap.  His  sword,  thou  ignorant  thief!  no;  so  he 
may  chance  to  ask  us  again  for  his  jewels. 
Take  thy  Penelope,  sweet  totigued  Ulysses, 
And  on  the  next  bank  smother  her  in  kisses. 
Fare  well.  [  Going . 

Mus.  Oh,  my  Pamela! 

3  Reb.  Captain,  captain,  come  back:  he  calls 
her  Pamela ;  that  should  be  the  king's  daughter. 

Cap.  How?  umph,  now  I  look  better  on  her,  I 
have  seen  that  face  in  a  mask  before  now. 

Mus.  We  are  lost  again. 

Pam.  I  am  the  saute  Pamela. 

2  Reb.  What  ha'  we  done?   here  are  all  your 
jewels,  not  a  stone  diminished. 

3  Reb.  If  there  be,  let  me  be  gelded. 
Pam.  I  easily  forgive  all,  and  will  be 


226  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  IV. 

So  far  from  a  complaint,  that  I'll  plead  for 
Your  pardons  to  my  father,  and  he  sha[Il]  not 
Be  able  to  deny  me. 

Omnes.  A  pardon,  a  pardon !  if  it  please  your 
highness,  we'll  go  back  with  you. 

Pam.  Not  with  me. 

Cap.  As  we  are  true  men,  and  thieves,  madam. 

Pam.  We  are  undone  again. 

Mus.  At  our  return,  I'll  join  with  her. 

Q.Reb.  Return !  why,  whither  are  you  going  so 
far  from  the  lodge?  this  is  the  way  to  the  sea. 

Cap.  Umph,  I  guess4  treason.  Are  not  you, 
an't  shall  please  your  ladyship,  running  away  with 
this  gentleman  ? 

2.  Reb  He  said  she  was  his  wife. 

3.  Reb  I  do  not  like  him. 

Cap.  Lay  hands  on  him  again ;  well  thought 
upon.  You  shall  justify  yourselves  before  the 
king. 

Mus.  Dare  you  go  to  the  king  without  a  pardon? 

2  Reb.  'Tis  the  only  way  to  procure  one. 
Mus.  Rather  go  with  us,  and,  as  I  am — 

3  Reb.  What  are  you? 
Mus.  I  am — I  know  not. 

Cap.  We'll  teach  you  to  know  yourself.  Away 
with'em  :  we  are  all  made. 

Mus.  Villains,  and  rebels !  [Exeunt. 

SCENE  III. 

Enter  from  a  cave  BASILIUS,  and  GYNECIA. 

Das.  Zelmane  has  abus'd  me. 

Gyn.  Chide  not  her, 

'Tvvas  mine  own  plot  to  try  your  constancy. 
Death  seize  upon  Zelmane,  for  his  cunning5 !  [aside. 

4  guess."]  the  old  copy  "  guest."  D, 

5  cunning.]  the  old  copy  "  comming."  D 


Sc.  III.]  THE  ARCADIA.  227 

But  I  will  be  reveng'd.     When  did  I  fall 
From  my  high  birth?  in  what  lascivious  action 
Lost  I  my  fame,  that  thus6  Basilius 
Should  wrong  his  own  Gynecia? 

Bas.  I  am  asham'd  ;  1  prithee,  chide  no  more. 
She  gave  me  sure  some  philter,  to  betray 
My  blood  to  this  dishonour. 

Gyn.  Though  your  lust 

Miss'd  the  enjoying  her7,  for  whom  your  heart 
Grew  wanton,  yet  the  sin  cannot  be  purg'd. 
They  are  adulterate  sheets,  and  those  embraces 
Which  lock'd  mine  arms,  thy  guilt ;  not  one  warm 

kiss 

But  was  intended  for  Zelmane's  lips. 
Oh  my  fate ! 

Bas.  Prithee,  forgive. 

Gyn.  The  silence  which  I  us'd, 
I  wish'd  might  save  my  modesty  a  language 
To  accuse  you  now  ;  indeed  you  have  done  ill 
To  use  me  thus. 

Bas.  My  love  to  thee  hereafter 
Shall  redeem  all ;  wound  me  no  more,  I  prithee. 

Gyn.  If  vice  have  so  possest  you,  that  my  bed 
Is  now  grown  hateful,  make  me  not  the  scorn 
Of  all  your  kingdom  ;  send  me  home  again 
To  Argos,  to  wear  out  my  life  in  weeping: 
My  lord  has  quite  forsaken  me. 

Bas.  Not  for 
The  crowns  of  Greece,  and  all  the  world.     Dear, 

dearest 

Gynecia,  pardon  !  thou  hast  sav'd  mine  honour  ; 
Destroy  me  not  again.     On  what  a  rock, 
(Had  not  thy  goodness  rescu'd  me)  had  I 
Been  ever  shipwreck'd !  take  me  to  thy  love, 
A  sad  man  for  my  fault:  never,  oh,  never, 
Shall  such  unworthy  thoughts  corrupt  my  heart, 
To  leave  a  chaste  wife  ! 

6  thus']   the  old  copy  "  this."  D. 

7  her]  the  old  copy  "  him."  D. 


228  THE  ARCADIA,  [Act  IV. 

Gyn.  I  do  freely  pardon 
This  error. 

Bas.  Then  I  am  straight  again. 

Gyn.  But  Zelmane  shall  account  [aside. 

Dearly  for  this,  unless  he  satisfy 
My  furious  blood.     New  welcome  to  my  bosom  ! 

Bas.  A  cup  of  wine  would  crown  our  reconcile- 
ment: 

As  I  remember  in  the  cave  I  saw 
A  golden  bottle.  [Exit. 

Gyn.  Your  Majesty  may  taste  on 't,  but  1  meant 

it 

A  draught  for  false  Zelmane.  it  being  virtual 
To  increase  affection  ;  to  me  a  gift 
My  mother's  love  bestow'd  when  I  was  married 
To  Basilius,  if  ever  he  grew  cold 
To  quicken  his  desires ;  I  never  vet 
Made  trial. 

Re-enter  BASILIUS. 

Bas.  It  is  the  gods' 
Nepenthe,  or  a  drink  more  precious. 
I  prithee,  giv't  a  name,  and  if  my  kingdom 
Afford  th'ingredients,  let  me  taste  it  often. 
Hah  !  Gynecia,  where  am  I? 

Gyn.  Here,  my  lord. 

Bas.  I  think  I  am  deceiv'd  ;   my  tongue  o'th' 

sudden 

Draws  backward,  and  my  limbs  grow  very  feeble. 
Hah  !  oh,  farewell !  [falls. 

Gyn.  My  lord,  my    lord,    Basilius!    Oh,  he's 

dead  ! 

If  he  be  poison'd,  I  have  made  fair  work. 
Dear  husband  !  Then  for  ever  mourn,  Gynecia  ! 
The  gods  have  punish'd  thy  lascivious  heat 
With  hasty  justice.     Hath  my  care  so  long 
Almost  religiously  preserv'd  this  drink 


Sc.  III.]  THE  ARCADIA.  229 

To  kill  thus  in  a  minute?  Oh,  my  soul 
Doth  feel  a  scorpion,  and  my  lust  appears 
Circled  with  thousand  furies! 

Enter  DAMETAS,  and  a  Shepherd. 

Shep.  Treason,  treason ! 

Dame.  Do  [you]  set  out  your  throat  here,  and  let 
me  alone  to  roar  treason  in  the  ears  of  my  lord  Phi- 
lanax :  I  should  ha'  been  the  town  crier. 

Shep.  Make  haste. 

Dame.  Oh,  yes  ;  treason! 

Gyn.  When  you  have  spent  your  voices,  let  your 

eyes 
Speak  a  more  killing  language. 

Dame.  Hah,  the  queen !  madam,  Pamela  is  gone. 

Gyn.  No  matter  for  Pamela :  look  here,  shep- 
herds ; 
Here  lies  the  king. 

Dame.  No  matter  for  Pamela !  I  am  glad  of  that. 
Is  his  majesty  asleep? 

Gyn.  Never  to  awake,  he's  dead,  poison'd  by 
this  vial. 

Dame.  Oh  base  vial  !8  Why,  here  is  more  treason 
than  we  looked  for ;  this  is  admirable.  Did  he  die 
against  his  will,  or  was  he  killed  a  natural  death? 
let  us  sit  upon  him. 

Gyn.  Forbear,  I  can  direct  you  to  the  murderer: 
Look  here,  you  shepherds,  it  was  I  that  kill'd  him. 

Dame.  You  !  your  majesty  is  very  merry. 

Gyn.  Will  you  not  trust  me  ? 

Dame.  Yes,  for  more  than  I  am  worth ;  but  if 
you  killed  him  yourself,  your  majesty  must  pardon 
me  for  that;  1  have  nothing  to  say  to  you  but 
treason,  treason  !  [Exeunt  Dametas  and  Shepherd. 

Gyn.  Yet  fly,  Gynecia,  and  save  tliy  life! 
Betray  not  thine  own  life.     Why  do  1  talk 

8  Base  vial.~]  A  precious  pun,  lost  in  modern  orthography : 
formerly,  both  a  bottle  and  a  musical  instrument  were  writen 
"violl.  "  'D. 


230  THE  ARCADIA.  [Jc*  IV. 

Of  safety?  can  there  be  in  all  the  world 
A  comfort,  when  ray  honour  and  Basilius 
Have  both  forsaken  me? 

Enter  PHILANAX,  and  DAMETAS,  with  a  Guard. 

Philan.  Pamela  gone!  how  does  the  king  take  it? 

Dame.  The  king!  would  he  could  take  it  any 
way !  good  gentleman,  he's  in  a  pitiful  taking  him- 
self. 

Philan.  What  says  the  screech  owl  ? 

Dame.  The  truth  is,  he  is  sent  of  an  errand  to 
Erebus,  he's  dead  ;  and  for  my  lady  Philoclea, 
whom  I  suspect — 

Philan.  Hah! 

Dame.  And  you  make  haste  you  may  take  her 
napping;  there  is  a  thing  in  the  likeness  of  a  man 
with  her,  whom  very  valiantly  I  disarmed,  and 
brought  away  his  naked  weapon. 

Philan.  What  traitor ?  didst  disarm  him? 

Dame.  Did  I !  and  there  had  been  twenty  of 'em, 
I  would  not  have  cared  a  rush,  though  they  had 
been  as  valiant  as  Hector :  had  I  not  treason  a'my 
side,  so  soon  as  I  came  in  ? 

Philan.  Thou  dost  amaze  me :  what  said  he  ? 

Dame.  Never  a  word  :  my  friend,  quoth  I,  to  his 
sword — 

Philan.  Ideot,  didst  speak  to  his  sword  ? 

Dame.  Why,  he  was  fast  asleep,  my  lord,  and 
never  so  much  as  dreamt  of  me. 

Philan.  Asleep !  we  lose  time :  go  you  along 
with  Daraetas,  seize  upon  that  traitor.  Oh  lam  rent 
with  sorrow ! 

Dame.  Come,  my  masters,  be  not  afraid  as  long 
as  I  have  a  sword  ;  you  shall  go  before,  and  follow 
my  example.  There's  the  king,  my  lord. 

\_Exeunt  Dametas  with  some  of  the  Guard. 

Philan.  Madam. 

Gyn.  Oh,  Pliilanax  ! 


Sc.  III.]  THE  ARCADIA.  231 

Philan.  Be  comforted. 

Gyn.  You  shall  not  need  to  mock  me  ;  when 

you  know 

By  whom  he  died,  thou  wilt  call  in  thy  charity, 
And  curse  me  ;  it  was  I  that  poison'd  him. 

Philan.  Good  madam,  speak  that  I  may  under- 
stand. 

You  poison'd  him  !  he  was  Basilius, 
Your  husband  and  your  king  ;  it  cannot  be  ; 
You  are  the  queen,  his  wife. 

Gyn.  His  murderer : 

The  horrour  of  my  sin  dwells  round  about  me  ; 
I  need  no  more  accusers  than  my  conscience. 
Do  with  me  what  you  please ;  the  wicked  reasons 
That  mov'd  me  to  it,  you  shall  know  hereafter. 

Philan.  Bless  me,  eternity !  I'll  not  believe 
That  any  woman,  after  this,  can  love 
Her  husband.     Oh  my  lord  !    Merciless  woman ! 
For  here  all  other  title's  lost.     Away 
With  her  ;  see  her  lodg'd  within  the  castle. 

[Exeunt  the  rest  of  the  Guard  with  Gynecia. 

Enter  DAMETAS,  and  Guard,  with  PHILOCLEA  and 
PYROCLES,  at  one  door ;  at  the  other,  enter  the 
Rebels,  with  MUSIDORUS  and  PAMELA. 

Dame.  Here  they  are,  my  lord. 

Cap.  Where  is  the  king  ? 

Philan.  New  uproars. 

Dame.  My  charge !  'Tis  Pamela,  my  lord  Phi- 
lanax,  'tis  Pamela. 

Philan.  Pamela,  and  Philoclea  ! 

Cap.  Yes,  my  lord,  we  suspected  they  were 
running  away  together,  and  therefore  in  hope  of 
his  majesty's  pardon — 

Pyr.  Musidorus,  and  thy  sister,  under  guard ! 

Mm.  Pyrocles,  and  Philoclea,  prisoners  too ! 

Philan.  Look  here,  unnatural  children,  for  I 
cannot 


232  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  IV. 

Pronounce  you  innocent,  this  circumstance 
Betrays  your  guilt;  see  where  your  king, and  father, 
Lies  a  cold  pattern  for  a  tomb. 

Pam.  Dead ! 

Philoc.  Oh,  we  are  miserable  ! 

Pyr.  Basilius  dead ! 

Mus.  Slain! 

Philan.  He  was  murder'd,  and  you  are  acces- 
sories. 

Sure  I  have  seen  your  face  ;  were  not  you  call'd 
Zelmane  the  Amazon  ? 

Pyr.  I  was. 

Philan.  Disguises  !     Injurious  villain, 
Profaner  of  all  hospitable  laws  ! 

Pyr.  I  am  not  loose  to  answer  thee. 

Dame.  And  this  was  my  man,  Dorus,  my  lord. 
Aha,  have  I  found  you,  sirrah?  you  sent  me  abroad 
to  be  a  gold  finder. 

Philan.  You  have  done  service,  worthy  all  your 

pardons. 

Now  in  my  rage  I  could  prevent  the  law, 
And  sacrifice  their  treacherous  bloods  myself 
To  this  [most]  reverend  hearse. 

Mus.  You  are  transported,  Philanax  : 
But  that  I  have  compassion  for  the  death 
Of  that  good  king,  I  could  laugh  at  thee. 

Philan.  Hence, 

Load  them  with  irons.     Ladies,  you  must  both 
Be  patient  to  be  confin'd,  until 
You  clear  yourselves. 

Pam.  What  saucy  fellow's  that  ? 
Meant  you  me,  Philanax?  Unhand  those  prisoners. 

Philan.  Away  with'em,  I  command. 

Pam.  Yet  stay,  and  hear  me  ; 
As  you  did  love  Basilius,  hear  his  daughter. 
This  insolence  doth  interrupt  the  tears 
Due  to  my  dear  dead  father,  and  inforces 
Me,  since  he  thus  forgets,  to  declare  to  you 


Sc.  III.]  THE  ARCADIA.  233 

With  confidence  who  I  am.     I  am  Pamela, 

The  eldest  daughter  of  Basilius, 

Your  queen  if  I  mistake  not,  since  my  father 

Is  dead,  to  whose  memory  these  pious  drops 

Fall  as  the  tribute  of  my  grief.     Who  then 

Shall  be  obey'd  ?  he  that  was  trusted  with 

My  father's  power,  which  in  his  death  is  cancell'd, 

Or  I  your  natural  princess  ? 

Dame.  Umph,  my  charge  speaks  to  the  purpose. 

Pam.  Have  you  found  so  much  sweetness  in  the 

reign 

You  borrow'd  of  my  father,  that  you  would 
Usurp  now  he  is  dead  ?  I  have  not  sign'd 
Any  commission  for  your  office  ;  how 
Dare  you  then,  in  my  presence,  command  any 
To  prison  ?  nay,  like  a  bold,  insolent  traitor, 
Talk  of  confining  me?  we  are  merciful 
To  let  you  keep  your  proud  head  on. 

1  Reb.  What  will  become  of  us  ? 

Dame.  You  shall  have  clean  halters. 

Pam.  But  in  the  justice  to  my  royal  father, 
Snatch'd  hence  untimely  from  us,  since  you  attempt 
To  charge  them  with  his  death,  we  give  you  space 
To  live  and  to  accuse  them  ;  they  shall  be 
Our  prisoners.     I'th'mean  time,  't  will  become 
Your  person,  to  go  home  and  study  how 
To  play  the  advocate,  when  you  are  call'd 
By  us,  and  the  grave  laws  :  you  are  dismissed. 

Philan.  I  am  astonish'd.     Do  you  not  wonder 

with  me 

To  hear  the  daughter  of  our  late  good  king 
Lost  to  her  filial  piety?     This  comes 
Too  near  a  parricide,9  Pamela.     Countrymen, 
It  is  apparent  they  have  all  conspir'd 
The  death  of  the  old  king ;  methinks,  I  hear 
His  groans  confirm  it.     If  you  suffer  such 
A  treason  pass,  Arcadia  will  become 

9  Too  near  a  parricide]  The  old  copy  "  To  neer  apracide."    D. 


234  THE  ARCADIA.  \_ActlV. 

The  scorn  of  all  the  world,  nor  ever  shall 
Any  good  prince  trust  his  life  amongst  you. 
For  ray  ambition,  all  the  angels  know 
How  tedious  the  hours  have  been,  since  I 
Was  forc'd  to  take  this  kingdom's  weight  upon  me. 
But  let  not  ceremony  to  the  daughter, 
Whose  title  I  dispute  not,  shame  our  duties 
To  him  that  was  her  father  and  our  master, 
Poison'd,  yes,  poison 'd  by  those  men,  that  have 
No  names,  and  will  betray  in  our  remissness 
The  honour  of  these  ladies  and  our  country, 
As  they  have  done  his  precious  life  already. 
As  you  are  good  men,  let  them  be  arraign'd  : 
If  they  be  innocent,  their  goodness  will 
Protect  them  ;  but  if  guilty,  let  them  die, 
Like  slaves,  unpitied. 

Rebels.  A  Philanax,  a  Philanax  ! 

Pam.  Dare  ye  all  be  traitors  then  ? 

Philan.  This  your  great  love  revives  me  :  then 

convey 

All  to  the  castle,  but  command  these  two 
As  traitors  to  be  made  safe  ;  the  ladies  shall 
Be  under  mild  restraint. 

Pyr.  Villains ! 

Mus.  Your  lives  shall  dearly  answer  this. 
We  must  obey  the  tyrant ;  were  our  hands 
At  liberty,  and  arm'd  with  our  good  swords, 
We  should  not  off  so  tamely. 

[Exeunt  Pyrocles,  Musidorus,  Pamela,  and 
Philoclea,  guarded. 

Dame.  Come  away,  traitors. 

Philan.   Well  remember'd  ; 
You  are  not  to  be  discharged.  Lodge  him  safe  too. 

Dame.  Who,  I?    he  does  not  mean  me.     My 
lord,  these  fellows — 

Philan.  Take  him  away,  a  traitor  with  the  rest. 


Sc.  III.]  THE  ARCADIA.  235 


Enter  Messenger,  and  whispers  Philanax. 

Dame.  Away,  away? 

1  Reb.  So  you  must,  sir. 

Dame.  Would  I  might  never  see  my  wife  and 
children  in  my  right  wits,  if  I  be  a  traitor,  that's 
enough;  my  lord,  they'll  carry  me  away  too. 

1  Reb.  D'ye  remember  a  clean  halter  ?  come  on, 
sir.  [Exeunt  Dametas  and  Rebels. 

Philan.  King  Euarchus  sayest? 

Mess.  He  has  but  a  small  train,  my  lord. 

Philan.  Alas  !  he  comes  too  late  to  visit,  but 
Most  seasonable  to  be  a  judge  in  this 
Great  cause.     Take  gently  up  that  royal  body, 
Whose  soul's  a  star  already  ;  all  that  we 
Can  pay,  is  justice  to  his  memory.  [Exeunt. 


ACT  V.   SCENE  1. 

A  Chamber  secured  as  a  Prison. 
Enter  SIMPATHUS,  PAMELA,  and  PHILOCLEA. 

Pam.  Good  master  jailor,  you  might  be  so  cour- 
teous in  your  office  to  let  us  see  these  gentlemen. 

Sim.  Madam,  I  dare  not. 

Pam.  'Tis  well ;  you  dare  obey  king  Philanax, 
and  be  a  rebel  to  me  ;  the  time  may  come  you  will 
repent. 

Sim.  Confident  that  you  will  keep  your  princely 
words,  not  to  interrupt  or  change  any  discourse 
with'em,  I  have  brought  you  where  you  may,  though 
at  some  distance,  hear'em  ;  they  are  preparing  for 


236  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  V. 

music.    'Tis  all  I  dare  consent  to ;  neither  durst  I 
tell  them  you  should  be  within  reach  of  their  voices. 

Pam.  Well,  sir,  we  are  content.  [A  song  within. 

Philoc.  We'll  speak  with'em,  but  in  your  hear- 
ing. 

Pam.  Do  not  intreat  him,  sister.  Pray,  have  a 
special  remembrance  to  let'em  want  air  and  neces- 
saries ;  you'll  forfeit  your  place,  if  you  make  con- 
science to  be  over  honest  to'em. 

Sim.  I  am  sorry,  madam,  you  accuse  my  na- 
ture, 

Which  never  yet  was  observ'd  cruel,  I 
Would  be  as  just  to  your  commands— 

Pam.  So  it  seems. 

Sim.  Were  these  misfortunes  over. 

Pam.  Good  sir,  no  tedious  excuses  nor  apology, 
but  proceed  you  and  your  great  master  Philanax ; 
and  he  will  make  you  his  treasurer,  or  trust  you 
with  his  great  seal ;  you  cannot  choose  but  be  an 
excellent  keeper. 

Philoc.  What  will  become  of  us  ? 

Pam.  Nay,  what  will  become  o' th' princes  ? 
there's  my  fear :  would  they  were  free  again,  and 
had  but  their  good  swords  to  second  their  inno- 
cence !  I  am  mad  to  think  what  a  condition  we  are 
fallen  to.  Prithee,  Philoclea,  shed  some  tears  for 
me  ;  if  I  weep  now  it  must  be  for  anger  that  we 
cannot  help'em  :  but  let  the  gray-beards  look  to't, 
for  if  they  suffer,  unless  they  send  me  of  an  errand 
after  them,  not  a  head  that  nodded  to  their  sen- 
tence shall  know  where  to  find  shoulders  to  sup- 
port'em. 

Philoc.  'Las,  sister,  I  want  drops  for  my  own 

grief: 
My  father's  death — 

Pam   My  father!  that,  that  hath  open'd 
The  spring  again. 

Philoc.  And  although  guilty  of  his  blood, for  so 


Sc.  I.]  THE  ARCADIA.  237 

They  say  our  mother  hath  confess'd  herself, 
I  must  in  duty  weep  for  her. 

Pam.  My  mother ! 

That  word  strikes  double  sorrow,  and  doth  call 
A  flood  to  drown  my  eyes  :  shall  we  not  see  her? 

Philoc.  She  could  not  kill  him,  sure.    Did  ever 

grief 

So  soon  make  such  a  pair  of  orphans  ?  our 
Fortunes  are  so  strange  and  thick,  posterity 
Will  think  our  story  fiction  ;  and  yet 
It  seems  they're  not  so  great  to  break  our  hearts 
O'  th'  sudden.   I  would  willingly  die  too, 
But  I  remember  Pyrocles. 

Pam.  And  I 

My  dear-lov'd  Musidorus,  at  which  name 
My  tears  dry  up,  and  black  Revenge  prepares 
His1  throne  within  my  blood.     But,  Simpathus, — 

Sim.  Madam. 

Pam.  Are  not  the  Princes  sent  for  yet? 

Sim.  Not  yet. 

Pam.  I  prithee 
Tell  me  how  they  look  ?  what  say  they  to  thee  ? 

Philoc.  Do  they  name  us  ? 

Sim.  It  hath  been  all  their  question,  how  both 
Their  princely  mistresses  do  fare,  for  so 
They  call  you  ladies  ;  when  I  answer,  well, 
Their  joy  shoots  up  in  prayers  that  you  may  still 
Continue  safe. 

Philoc.  Do  they  not  rail  sometimes  and  curse  ? 

Sim.  I  never  heard 'em. 

Pam.  Canst  thou  be  such  a  fool  then  to  believe 
They  are  murderers  ? 

Sim.  I  do  not  believe  they  are. 

Pam.  Do2  if  thou  darest  be  a  knave,  and  try 
if  the  Devil  will  bear  you  out  in't :  we  must  not 
see'  em. 

1  His]     The  old  copy  "  The."  D. 

2  do]     The  old  copy  "  do  not."     D. 

VOL.  YI.  R 


238  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  V. 

Sim.  Alas,  madam ! 

Pam.  Nor  speak  to  our  mother. 

Sim.  I  am  commanded. 

Pam.  Thou  shalt  not  deny  us  a  little  discourse 
with  Dametas,  my  old  governor,  since  we  have  no 
other  company. 

Sim.     You  shall.  [Exit. 

Philoc.     His  presence  could  be  never  more  un- 
welcome ; 

Beside,  his  follies  will  but  ill  agree 
With  our  affliction. 

Pam.  They  cannot  hurt  us. 
Sister,  I  have  a  breast  as  deeply  charg'd 
As  thine,  although  I  flatter  it,  'tis  no  sin 
To  enable  us  for  bearing — How  d'ye,  Governor? 

Enter  DAMETAS. 

Dame.  How  d'ye,  madam  ?  e'en  as  you  see,  as 
ill  as  this  iron  age  can  make  a  man. 

Pam.  What  will  they  do  with  thee? 

Dame.  They  cannot  use  me  worse  than  they  have, 
for  1  am  hanged  in  chains  already ;  I  have  had  three 
whippings  into  the  bargain  too  ;  if  they  hold  such 
a  hand  over  me  long,  I  shall  never  be  able  to  sleep 
in  a  whole  skin. 

Pam.  Had  you  any  hand  in  my  father's  death  ? 

Dame.  Hand!  I  was  so  far  from  having  any 
hand,  that  1  had  not  so  much  as  a  finger  in't ;  no, 
your  mother  poisoned  him  with  a  base  vial. 

Philoc.  Oh  misery ! 

Dame.  But,  madam,  I  did  not  think  you  had 
been  so  dishonest :  and  you  had  meant  to  run  away 
with  any  body,  I  thought  you  would  have  told  me 
so ;  but  I  see  a  woman  and  a  wet  eel  have  both 
slippery  tails. 

Pam.  You  ran  away  from  me. 

Dame.  Who,  I  run  !  I  was  never  so  good  a  foot- 
man in  my  life.  Alas,  I  was  told  by  that  rascal 


Sc.  I.]  THE  ARCADIA.  239 

Dorus  where  a  great  deal  of  gold  was  buried,  and 
~  went  simply,  with  a  resolution  after  I  came  home 
to  build  half  a  dozen  churches  ;  but  now  I  hear  say 
there  is  a  gallows  built  to  my  hands,  and  I  must 
hang  ding  dong,  like  a  bell  in  the  wooden  steeple. 

Pam.  Speak  well  of  Dorus,  sirrah;  you  had 
more  need  to  pray  for  him. 

Dame.  Heaven  convert  him  then,  and,  though  he 
live  when  I  am  dead,  he  may  be  rotten  as  soon  as  I ! 

Philoc.  Who  sent  you,  sirrah,  to  my  chamber  ? 

Dame.  Sent  me !  the  Devil ;  and  I  ha'  thrived 
accordingly.  Would  my  wife  had  broke  her  neck, 
when  I  took  you  together. 

Pam.  Your  wife ! 

Dame.  Or  my  daughter,  or  you,  or  any  body,  to 
save  the  loss  of  my  own.  Sweet  madam,  speak  a 
good  word  for  me,  and  I'll — speak  another  for  you; 
my  evidence  will  be  heard,  and  I  care  not  what  I 
swear ;  'tis  not  for  [e]  the  King  ;  he's  dead.  I  look 
every  minute  for  a  voice  to  call  me  to  the  sessions. 

Within.  Dametas. 

Dame.  Hey,  there 'tis  already!  As  ever  you  hope 
to  be  married  while  your  maidenheads  are  sweet, 
save  me  from  the  gallows,  for  if  I  be  once  hanged, 
I  shall  never  be  my  own  man  again.  {Exit. 

Philoc.  They  are  very  hasty  to  arraign  'em. 

Pyrocles, 

There's  nothing  left  me  now  but  prayers  for  thee, 
With  which  I'll  weary  heaven,  or  tire  myself, 
For  thy  success. 

Pam.  I  would  do  so,  but  I 
Fear  my  revenge  will  kill  my  charity.       [Exeunt. 


240  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  V, 


SCENE  II.3 

An  open  space  before  the  royal  lodge,  with  a 
throne  set  out,  a  bar  before  it,  and  the  body  of 
B  A  si  LIU  s  placed  on  a  bier. — Flourish.  Enter 
EUARCHUS,  PHILANAX,  SIMPATHUS,  and  attend- 
ants. EUARCHUS  ascends  the  throne. 

Euar.  My  lord,  your  sorrow,  and  not  my  ambition, 
Hath  made  me  judge  to  day,  therefore  attend 
The  proof  of  your  election.    I  came 
With  purpose  of  a  visit  to  your  master, 
But  now  salute  his  hearse,  and  wear  a  title 
Of  your  protector,  in  which  name  I  gave 
Command  the  prisoners  should  be  sent  for. 

Sim.  'Tis  done,  and  they  are  ready. 

Philan.  My  lord,  my  part  to  day  is  to  accuse, 
And  not  side  in  compassion. 

Enter  GYNECIA,  MUSIDORUS,  PYROCLES,  and 
DAMETAS  guarded. 

Euar.  That  the  queen  ? 
Philan.  Yes,  my  lord. 
Euar.  She  shews  a  much  dejected  lady. 
Philan    Has  she  not  cause  ? 
Euar.  Those  the  pretended  princes  ? 
Of  comely  presence  both;  what's  he? 

3  Scene  ii.]     "  As  soone  as  the  morning  had  taken  a  full  pos 
session  of  the  element,  Euarchus  called  vnto  him  Philanax, 
and  willed  him  to  draw  out  into  the  middest  of  the  greene 
(before  the  chiefe  lodge)  the  throne  of  judgement  seate,  in 
•which  Basilius  was  wont  to  sit,  and  according  to  their  customes, 

was  euer  caried  with  the  Prince That  was  performed  by 

the  diligent  Philanax,  and  therein  Euarchus  did  sit  himselfe  all 
cloathed  in  blacke,  with  the  principall  men,"  &c.  Sidney's 
Arcadia,  lib  v.  p.  446.  ed.  1613.  D. 


Sc.  II]  THE  ARCADIA.  241 

Philan.   Dametas,  to  whose  trust  the  king  gave 

op 
Pamela,  his  eldest  daughter. 

Euar.  Where  is  she? 

Philan.   Accompanied   with   her   sister  in    the 

castle ; 

Their  presence  might  occasion  some  tumult : 
Nor  do  the  Arcadian  laws  allow  proceeding 
Against  the  next  of  blood,  as  they  permit  not 
She  should  determine  any  thing  herself, 
Till  years  or  marriage  enable  her. 

Dam.  I  will  forgive  thee,  Philanax,  for  more 
malice  than  thou  hast  brought  against  my  life,  for 
being  so  honest  to  Pamela. 

Philan.  Sir,  I  look  not  for  your  thanks. 

Pyr.  As  your  are  honourable,  I  beseech  you 
I'th'  name  of  sacred  justice,  ere  you  further 
Proceed  against  our  facts,  declare  what  you 
Determine  of  Philoclea.  who  is  all  innocence, 
And  most  unjustly  suffers,  though  in  thought 
You  doubt  her  virgin  honour. 

o 

Euar.  She  must  become  a  recluse, 
And  all  her  life,  with  strict  profession 
Of  chastity,  repair  her  blemish'd  honour. 

Pyr.  A  vestal ! 

Not  if  I  live  ;  yet,  if  I  die,  it  carries 
This  comfort,  none  hereafter  shall  enjoy 
The  fair  Philoclea. 

Euar.  Now  to  the  queen. 

Philan.  Madam,  stand  to  the  bar. 

Gyn.  My  bar  indeed,  which  I  have  laid  myself, 
To  bring  my  honour  to  a  fall  and  ruin. 
Oh  my  dear  lord !  my  tears  do  now  embalm  thee  ; 
My  blood  shall  quickly  follow. 

Philan.  As  you  are  just, 
Let  not  her  sorrow  tempt  you  to  forget 
What  sin  she  hath  committed  ;  1  want  words 
To  express  the  horror  of  the  deed,  which  will 


242  THE  ARCADIA.  [ActV. 

Throw  shame  on  all  her  sex. 

Gyn.  Stay,  Philanax,  shall  have 
What  thou  desir'st.     1  have  been  a  judge  already 
Upon  myself,  and  do  not  desire  life, 
That  am  condemn'd  by  my  own  killing  sentence. 
I  do  again  confess  I  was  the  murderer 
Of  your  and  my  lord,  robb'd  Arcadia  and 
My  children  of  a  father ;  I,  none  but  I, 
Poison'd  Basilius. 

Pyr.  Palladius,  dost  hear? 

Mus.  Unfortunate  lady ! 

Gyn.  And  what  could  Philanax  say  more  against 

me? 

There  remains  only  to  obey  your  judgment, 
Which  cannot  come  in  any  shape  of  death 
Too  horrid  for  my  sin.  I'm  very  weary 
Of  this  bad  world  ;  be  just,  and  take  a  life 
From  me,  that  else  will  groan  itself  away, 
And  mock  your  justice. 

Philan.  You  hear,  my  lord  ? 

Euar.  And  thus  proceed  to  sentence. 
Havingconfess'd,  to  spare  your  proof  how  much 
She  hath  offended,  an  example  to  all  times, 
We  censure  thus  :  she  shall  presently 
Be  carried  to  prison,  where  she  may 
Have  food,  but  only  to  sustain  her  life 
Until  her  husband's  burial,  with  whom 
In  the  same  vault  she  shall  be  clos'd  alive, 
To  keep  his  body  company,  from  which 
Her  cruelty  divorc'd  his  soul. 

Gyn.  You're  just. 

Pyr.  My  heart  weeps  for  her. 

Mus.  'Tis  a  severe  sentence. 

Gyn.  Who  binds  my  hands?  Basilius,  I  come 
To  die  a  living  guest  in  thy  sad  tomb. 

[Exit,  guarded. 

Philan.  The  others  to  the  bar. 
Euar.  What  are  their  names  ? 


Sc.  II.]  THE  ARCADIA.  243 

Pyr.  Daiphantus  of  Lycia,  mine. 

Mus.  Mine,  Palladius  of  Iberia. 

Enar.  We  do  not  dispute  their  titles  here,  they 

are 
Private  persons  :  you  may  proceed. 

Philan.  I  shall,  and  with  as  much  brevity — 

Euar.  Choose  whom  you'll  first  accuse. 

Philan.  Then  first,  this  Daiphantus,  this  Zel- 

mane, 

This  what  you  will,  for  he  hath  yet  no  name 
Nor  shape  that  we  can  trust  to,  having  knowledge 
Of  our  late  master's  solitary  life, 
Came,  not  without  a  purpose  of  this  treachery, 
And,  by  the  cunning  of  Gynecia, 
I'th'  habit  of  a  woman  was  receiv'd 
As  an  unsuspected  guest ;  enjoy'd  the  freedom 
Of  those  whom  the  king  plac'd  nearest  his  bosom, 
His  children  not  more  dear.  Treason  thus  fortified, 
They  soon  conspir'd  the  death  of  this  good  king ; 
A  cave,  this  gentlewoman's  lodging,  was 
The  fatal  scene,  where  the  unhappy  queen, 
By  his  direction,  forc'd  his  dear  life  from  him. 
I  omit  what  lustful  motive  prompted  her 
That  with  more  licence  she  might  twine  with  this 
Hermaphrodite,  and  that  they  had  appointed 

Where  they  mi^ht  meet  when  this  black  deed  was 

j 
done ; 

But  heaven  was  merciful,  and  prevented  her 
Flight,  by  the  happy  coming  in  of  shepherds. 
In  the  meantime,  transported  with  the  confidence 
Of  her  performance,  that  he  might  not  leave 
Any  revenger  of  this  hateful  murder, 
He  hastily  makes  up  to  Philoclea's  chamber, 
Where,  by  the  mingling  (what  he  could)  her  shame 
With  his  offence,  he  easily  might  enforce 
Her  to  be  accessary  to  her  father's  death, 
And,  under  her  protection,  and  her  sister's, 
('Gainst  whom  they  knew  we  were  not  to  rebel) 


244  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  V. 

Seize  with  one  gripe  the  state  ;  but  heaven  pre- 

serv'd 

All,  by  the  unexpected  coming  up 
Of  this  Dunn-las — 

Dame.     Yes,  heaven  and  I  preserv'd  all. 

Philan.  Who  sought  then  for  Pamela, 
Which  the  other  princely  thief  had  stolen  away  ; 
And  finding  these,  I  mean  Philoclea 
And  this  young  man,  together,  found  occasion 
To  inclose  the  ravisher,  till  by  command 
They  were  apprehended.     Thus  you  have  in  short 
His  wicked  story,  and  what  punishment 
Will  not  be  thought  a  mercy  to  that  monster 
That  kills  a  king,  dishonoureth  a  queen, 
And  violates  the  daughter  ? 

Pyr.  In   things   promoted   with   such    cunning 

mixture, 

'Tis  hard  to  shape  a  square  and  direct  answer. 
My  accuser's  sordid  and  malicious  railing, 
More  grievous  to  my  tender  sense  of  honour 
Than  death  can  be,  I  do  forgive  to  him,4 
A  thing  beneath  my  anger,  and  arm'd  with 
My  own  simplicity,  doubt  not  to  assure 
How  much   my  cause  is   injur'd.     Know,   grave 

judge, 

This  prince  and  I,  drawn  hither  by  the  fame 
Of  the  rare  beauties  in  Basilius'  daughters, 
(Knowing  that  with  their  parents  they  lived  here 
Secluded  from  the  world,  where  no  access 
In  our  own  persons  was  to  be  expected,) 
Put  on  these  forms,  as  soonest  might  conduce 
To  make  our  loves  known.     This  Palladius 
Became  so  fortunate,  that  his  princely  mistress 
Consented  to  forsake,  and  trust  his  conduct 
To  a  happier  kingdom.     My  fortune 
Was  not  so  happy ;  for  I  did  not  cherish 
A  greater  flame,  yet  modest,  of  Philoclea, 

4  /  do  forgive  to  him']     The  old  copy  "  I  forget  him."  D. 


Sc.  II.]  THE  ARCADIA.  245 

Than  her  weak  father,  in  my  sex  deceiv'd 

Retain'd  of  me ;  that  tir'd  with  his  solicits 

I  had  no  time  to  perfect  my  desires 

With  his  fair  daughter, 

Till  under  colour  of  some  devotions, 

I  made  a  cave  my  lodging,  to  invite 

Basilius  thither,  with  full  hope  to  enjoy  me; 

But  this  revealing  to  the  Queen,  she  took 

My  place,  to  make  the  old  king  see  his  follies. 

In  the  meantime,  I  must  confess,  I  went 

To  bright  Philoclea's  chamber,  hoping  to 

Win  her  by  all  the  charms  of  noble  love 

To  leave  Arcadia ;  but  she  unhappily 

Obeying  her  own  genius,  gave  no 

Consent ;  when,  in  the  midst  of  my  security, 

1  know  not  by  what  means,  I  was  made  prisoner. 

And    here's    the    thread   to    guide    through   this 

labyrinth : 

Methinks,  your  man  of  mighty  tongue  should  blush 
To  have  spent  his  rage  so  poorly. 

Euar.  What  is  all  this  to  the  death  of  the  old 
king? 

Pyr.  By  all  the  gods,  I  am  innocent !  The  queen 
Hath  absolv'd  me :  as  for  Philoclea, 
If  you  will  call't  a  crime  in  that  I  lov'd  her, 
I  am  and  shall  be  guilty,  but  had  never 
A  thought  so  rude  to  force  her  unstain'd  chastity ; 
Or,  if  the  honour  of  this  excellent  lady 
Suffer  i'th'  blind  opinion  of  the  world, 
Our  marriage,  not  my  death,  may  cure  all  wounds 
Malice  can  fasten  on  her  name. 

Philan.  Oh  impudence ! 

Euar.  If  this  be  all  you  have  to  say,  proceed 
To  his  confederate. 

Philan.  The  imagination,  how  miserable 
These  jugglers   would   have    made   us  and  our 

country, 
If  their  disguise  had  prosper'd,  strikes  a  terrour 


246  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  V. 

Through  all  my  faculties  ;  my  tongue 's  enfeebled. 

Therefore,  to  omit  his  practise  in  the  murder, 

Which  you  may  easily  collect  by  circumstance, 

This  is  enough  to  call  him  a  foul  traitor, 

He  did  attempt  to  steal  away  our  princess, 

The  hope  and  treasure  of  Arcadia, 

And  taken  in  the  fact  dares  not  deny  it. 

Had  he  no  other  crime  to  answer  for, 

This  pulls  severe  death  on  him ;  and  to  insist 

Upon  offences  of  so  foul  a  nature, 

Were  to  distrust  your  wisdom  or  your  justice. 

Thou  t'  other  shame  of  mankind,  speak  to  this. 

Mus.  Not  for  thy  sake,  who  in  this  misery 
Hast  only  merited  to  be  my  scorn, 
But  for  the  truth,  I  answer ;  pardon,  sir, 
If  passion  make  me  not  remember  language 
That  should  become  this  place ;  this  ill  tongu'd 

man, 

That  with  such  vehemence  accuseth  thus, 
Is  himself  guilty. 

Philan.  How? 

Mus.  Of  a  more  hateful  vice,  ingratitude. 
Is  this  the  payment  for  our  services, 
Which  once  thy  tongue  acknowledg'd  had  deserv'd 
Statues  to  the  eternal  memory 
Of  the  preservers  of  your  king  and  country? 
Is  all  the  valour  of  this  young  man  cancell'd, 
When  rebels  had  advanc'd  their  daring  swords 
High  as  the  throat  of  your  old  king,  his  wife 
And  trembling  daughters  ?     Is  the  time  forgotten, 
When  wild  beasts  had  prepar'd  their  riotous  maws 
To  bury  the  dear  pledges  of  your  kingdom? 
Oh  where  had  been  my  treason  or  his  rape, 
Had  they  been  then  devoured  !  The  ground  has  not 
Drunk  up  the  blood  so  perfectly,  but  there 
Remains  a  colour,  to  teach  impious  men 
To  blush  for  their  ingratitude.     Have  we 
Been  careless  of  our  lives,  to  preserve 


Sc.  II.]  THE  ARCADIA.  247 

The  king  when  danger  threaten 'd  horror  to  him, 
And  can  a  temperate  man  imagine  we 
Should  be  his  murderers  ?  we  had  not  sav'd, 
To  be  ourselves  the  hangmen.     But  I'm  charg'd 
For  stealing  of  your  princess  ;   can  your  breaths 
Acknowledge  her  your  sovereign,  and  allow 
No  faith  to  what  she  says  ?  you  have  degraded 
My  blood  from  honour,  and  unless  you  make  me 
Less  than  her  subject,  I  was  bound  to  obey 
When  she  commanded  I  should  wait  upon  her. 
But  you'll  object  I  counsell'd  her ;  I  did, 
And  justify  the  act:  she  was  confin'd 
Too  narrowly,  and  I  durst  lead  her  to 
A  throne,  above  the  majesty  her  birth 
Can  challenge  in  Arcadia ;  love,  whose  force 
The  gods  have  not  resisted,  may  plead  for  me. 
Euar.  Is  this  all  ? 

Mus.  Though  it  want  method,  'tis  enough  to  vin- 
dicate 

My  honour  from  his  base  aspersion. 
Euar.     To  him,  you  call  Dametas. 
Dame.  Not  guilty,  my  lord !  as  I  hope  to  be  saved, 
not  guilty ! 

Philan,  Neglect  of  the  great  charge,  with  which 

the  king 
Our  master  trusted  him,  sums  up  his  fault. 

Dame.  I  was  made  a  gold  finder  ;  I  desire  justice 
for  him,  and  mercy  for  myself. 
Philan.  Silence. 
Euar.  I    have  heard   you  with  attention ;  and 

whereas 

To  the  king's  death  (the  unhappy  cause  of  this 
Assembly)  you  have  answer'd  with  denial, 
Which  you  think  fortified  by  the  queen's 
SelPs  only  accusation,  I  must  tell  you 
It  frees  you  not ;  for  though  no  manifest  proofs, 
Yet  circumstances  well  examin'd,  make  you 
The  accidental  causes  of  his  murder. 


248  THE  ARCADIA.  [Act  V. 

For  the  other  part  of  your  offence,  I  find  not 

You  have  deny'd  your  guilt,  but  only  use 

Qualification  and  excuse  ;  your  services 

In  themselves  high  and  honourable,  allow  you 

No  privilege  to  offend,  but  give  your  black  faults 

A  blackefr]  dye. 

Then  justly  weighing  your  offence,  you  meet 

In  equal  guilt ;  for  though  you  first  convey'd 

Away  Pamela,  his  intention  was 

Early  as  yours,  and  by  the  rules  of  justice 

The  will  stands  for  the  act  ;  both  ravish'd, 

Although  not  of  the  ladies  from  themselves, 

Yet  from  their  parents  and  their  country,  which 

By  all  the  Grecian  laws  is  paid  with  death. 

Thus  then  I  must  pronounce:  Daiphantus  shall 

Be  thrown  from  some  high  tower,  to  meet  his  death  ; 

Palladius  lose  his  head  before  sunset ; 

The  executioner  shall  be  Dametas  ; 

Which  office  of  the  common  hangman  he 

Shall  for  his  whole  life  execute,  a  punishment 

For  his  neglect  of  duty. 

Dame.  Must  I  be  hangman?  oh  brave  !  Heaven 
preserve  your  lordship  !  I  shall  quickly  learn  the 
trade  ;  and  if  ever  any  of  your  honours  have  occa- 
sion to  use  me,  I  will  owe  you  a  good  turn,  and  in 
token  1  have  been  bound  to  you,  the  knot  of  my 
dutiful  affection  shall  tell  a  tale  in  your  ear,  you 
shall  thank  me  when  you  are  hanged.  Come  your 
ways.  But'l  beseech  your  lordship,  I  may  be  al- 
lowed a  man  sometimes  ;  I  would  be  loath  to  hang 
or  to  behead,  myself,  my  wife,  or  my  own  kindred ; 
but  if  it  happen  there  be  more  work  than  he  can 
turn  his  hands  to,  I  will  not  stick  with  him  to  hang, 
myself.  Provide  you  malefactors,  and  let  me  alone 
for  halters. 

Enter  CALANDER  and  CALODOULUS. 

Calan.  Hold,  stay  the  prisoners,  my  lord  pro- 
tector ! 


Sc.  II.]  THE  ARCADIA.  249 

Calo.  Oh,  my  lord  ! 

Mus.  My  servant  Calodoulus  !  By  thy  duty 
Reveal  us  not. 

Calo.  Let  me  rather 

Be  dumb  eternally,  than  two  such  princes 
Be  lost  by  my  silence  ! 

Euar.  My  son  and  nephew  !  are  they  living? 

Calo,  Your  own  Pyrocles,  and  his  princely  ne- 
phew. 

Calan.  Ask  your  father  blessing.     Unhand  'em 
rascals. 

Philan.   The  two  most  famous  princes  in  the 
world ! 

Mus.  'Tis  Euarchus,  thy  father,  Pyrocles, 
My  uncle,  king  of  Macedon.     All  ye  gods, 
My  heart  is  ectasied  with  joy  ! 

Pyr.  My  father  ! 

Euar.  My  blessing  and  my  tears  you  both  divide. 
Witness  with  me,  ye  immortal  powers,  this  day 
I  have  done  nothing,  but  what  justice  and 
Your  native  laws  require,  without  the  knowledge 
How  near  they  were  to  my  own  blood  ;  but  since 
They  are  prov'd  my  son  and  nephew 
Endow'd  by  nature  richly,  and  how  meriting 
The  fame  and  love  of  all  the  world  before 
This  accident,  I  leave  to  your  own  thoughts ; 
Besides  these  two  I  have  no  joys  of  life. 

Calan.  Excellent  Euarchus !  Why  did  you  change 
your  names  ? 

Pyr.  To  prevent  the  dishonour  of  our  blood, 
If  we  had  suffer'd. 

Euar.  But  I  have  judg'd  already,  and  if  right 
I  have  not  wrong'd,  unless  the  name 
Of  child  have  power  to  alter  sacred  justice, 
You  both  must  die,  though  when  I  speak  your  death 
It  creeps  upon  my  heart. 

Mus.  We  dream  :  is  this 
Thy  father,  Pyrocles  ? 


250  THE  ARCADIA.  [ActV. 

Euar.  Away  with'em. 

Mus.  'Tis  most  tyrannical :  he  is  thy  son  ; 
Thou  wilt  not  be  a  murderer  of  thy  own  ? 
Make  not  thy  name  hated  of  all  the  world, 
When  it  shall  say  hereafter,  Pyrocles 
Had  no  fault  in  him  but  he  was  thy  son. 

Pyr.  For  me,  I  am  his  own,  and  being  so, 
Dispos'd  of  by  his  justice  ;  to  whom  rather 
I  hop'd  to  have  been  a  comfort  than  a  shame. 
I  kiss  my  sentence  :  but  you  cannot  place 
Your  kinsman  in  the  sacrifice  ;  his  mother 
And  country  plead  a  title,  he  is  theirs  ; 
Oh,  save  my  princely  cousin  ! 

Euar.  Sure,  I  shall  not  live 
Long  after  them  ;  and,  gentlemen,  if  I  die 
Before  I  leave  Arcadia,  let  my  ashes 
Mingle  with  theirs. 

Bas.  Oh,  oh,  oh  ! 

Dame.  My  lord,  gentlemen,  there's  something 
stirs  and  groans  :  come  back. 

Euar.  Basilius  alive  !  Assist  him,  Philanax. 

[Basilius  is  raised  from  the  bier. 
He  breathes ;  what  streams  of  joy  run  through  me ! 
Send  for  Gynecia  and  his  daughters. 

[Exit  an  Attendant. 

Bas.  Why  am  I  supported  thus,  like  a  dead  man? 
What  are  you  ? 

Euar.  Euarchus,  your  old  friend. 

Bas.  I  ha[ve]  seen 
That  face  before ;  'tis  like  sweet  Zelmane. 

Euar.  My  son  ? 

Pyr.  But  was  a  counterfeit  Zelmane. 

Bas.  Wonders  !  and  you  ? 

Euar.  My  nephew,  prince  of  Thessaly. 

Mus.  Though  late  your  servant  Dorus. 

Bas.  Very  strange. 

Enter  GYNECIA,  PAMELA  and  PHILOCLEA. 
Gynecia ! 


Sc.  II.]  THE  ARCADIA.  251 

Gyn.  My  dear  lord  returned  ! 
A  thousand  kisses  welcome  him  to  life, 
Which  I  was  weary  of  in  thy  loss. 

Bas.  My  daughters ! 

Pam.  Oh  my  father  ! 

Bas.  Are  you  Philanax  ? 

Euar.  Your  trusty  servant. 

Philan.  The  oracle  is  accomplished. 

Bas.  You  amaze  me : 
Let  me  collect. 

Philoc.  Oh  my  sweet  Pyrocles ! 

Pam.  We  shall  not  be  divorc'd,  I  hope,  again. 

Pyr.  I  am  your  servant  ever. 

Mus.  Divinest  mistress ! 

Euar.  Your  souls,  I  see,  are  married. 
Let  me  present  these  princes,  to  be  your  sons. 

Bas.  Is  this  real  ? 

Gyn.  'Tis  dangerous  to  expect  the  story. 
I  fear'd  the  drink,  but  it  may  be  its5  virtue 
To  increase  his  love  to  me.     I'll  tell  you  more 
Within,  sir. 

Philan.  Let  me  obtain  your  pardons. 

Euar.  To  his  chamber  lead  him  gently. 

Bas.  All  is  strange. 

Mus.  Never  was  day  so  full  of  happy  change. 

[Flourish,  and  exeunt  omnes. 
5  its']     The  old  copy  "  his."    D. 


I 


THE 


TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE 


VOL.  VI. 


The  Triumph  of  Peace."]  Three  editions  of  this  piece  are  now 
before  me,  all  in  4to.  and  printed  by  John  Norton  for  William 
Cooke  in  1633  :  the  two  earliest  (their  title  pages  leave  us  ig- 
norant which  of  them  issued  first  from  the  press)  differ  but  very 
slightly  from  each  other  j  "  The  third  impression"  varies  from 
them  considerably  in  some  passages. 

The  full  title  of  the  old  copies  is  The  Triumph  of  Peace,  A 
Masque,  presented  by  the  Foure  Honourable  Houses,  or  Innes  of 
Court.  Before  the  King  and  Queenes  Majesties,  in  the  Banquetting 
house  at  White  Hall,  February  the  third,  1633.  Invented  and 
Written  By  James  Shirley,  of  Grayes  Inne,  Gent.  Primum  hunc 
Arethusa  mihi,  &c. 

For  some  account  of  this  splendid  Masque  see  the  Life  of 
Shirley.  D. 


TO  THE 


FOUR  EQUAL  AND  HONOURABLE  SOCIETIES, 

THE  INNS  OF  COURT. 


I  WANT  words  to  express  your  cheerful  and  active  de- 
sires, to  present  your  duties  to  their  royal  Majesties,  in  this 
Masque;  to  celebrate,  by  this  humble  tender  of  your  hearts 
and  services,  the  happiness  of  our  Kingdom,  so  blest  in  the 
present  government,  and  never  so  rich  in  the  possession  of 
so  many  and  great  pledges  of  their  Parents'  virtue,  our 
native  Princes. 

Your  clear  devotions  already  offered  and  accepted,  let 
not  me  want  an  altar  for  my  oblation  to  you.  This  enter- 
tainment, which  took  life  from  your  command,  and  wanted 
no  motion  or  growth  it  could  derive  from  my  weak  fancy,  I 
sacrifice  again  to  you,  and  under  your  smile  to  the  world. 
Let  it  not  repent  you  to  look  upon,  what  is  the  second  time 
made  your  own,  and  with  it,  the  heart  of  the  sacrificer,  in- 
finitely bound  to  acknowledge  your  free,  and  noble  souls, 
that  have  left  no  way  for  a  poet  to  satisfy  his  ambition, 
how  to  thank  you,  but  with  thinking,  he  shall  never  be  able 
to  satisfy  it. 

I  dare  not  rack  my  preface  to  a  length.  Proceed  to  be 
yourselves  (the  ornament  of  our  nation},  and  when  you  have 
leisure  to  converse  with  imaginations  of  this  kind,  it  shall 
be  an  addition  to  your  many  favours,  to  read  these  papers, 
and  oblige  beside  the  seals  of  your  other  encouragement. 

The  humblest  of  your  honourersy 
SHIRLEY. 


S2 


SPEAKING  CHARACTERS  IN  THE  MASQUE. 

Opinion. 

Confidence. 

Fancy. 

Jollity. 

Laughter. 

Novelty. 

Admiration. 

Carpenter. 
Taylor. 
Blackguard. 
Painter. 
Taylor's  wife. 
Property  man's  wife. 
Feather  maker's  wife. 
Embroiderer's  wife. 
Guards. 

Irene. 

Eunomia. 

Diche. 

Genius. 

Amphiluche. 

The  Hours. 

Chorus. 


THE 

MASQUE  OF  THE  GENTLEMEN 

OF 

THE  FOUR  HONOURABLE   SOCIETIES,  OR 
INNS  OF  COURT. 


At  Ely  and  Hatton  Houses,  the  gentlemen  and 
their  assistants  met,  and  in  this  manner  prepared 
for  the  Court. 

The  Antimasquers  were  ushered  by  a  hornpipe, 
and  a  shalm  ;  riding  in  coats  and  caps  of  yellow 
taffeta,  spotted  with  silver,  their  feathers  red,  their 
horses  led  by  men  in  coats  of  blue  taffeta,  their 
wings  red,  and  part  of  their  sleeves  yellow,  caps 
and  feathers ;  all  the  torch  bearers  in  the  same 
habit  appointed  to  attend,  and  give  plentiful  light 
to  the  whole  train. 

Fancy  in  a  suit  of  several-coloured  feathers, 
hooded,  a  pair  of  bat's  wings  on  his  shoulders,  rid- 
ing alone,  as  sole  presenter  of  the  antimasques. 

After  him  rode  Opinion  and  Confidence  together: 

Opinion  in  an  old  fashioned  doublet  of  black 
velvet,  and  trunk  hose,  a  short  cloak  of  the  same 
with  an  antique  cape,  a  black  velvet  cap  pinched 
up,  with  a  white  fall,  and  a  staff  in  his  hand  ; 

Confidence  in  a  slashed  doublet  parti-coloured, 
breeches  suitable  with  points  at  knees,  favours  upon 
his  breast  and  arm,  a  broad-brimmed  hat,  tied  up 
on  one  side,  banded  with  a  feather,  a  long  lock  of 
hair,  trimmed  with  several-coloured  ribands,  wide 
boots,  and  great  spurs  with  bells  for  rowels. 


258       THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE. 

Next  rode  Jollity  and  Laughter : 

Jollity  in  a  flame- coloured  suit,  but  tricked  like 
a  morice  dancer,  with  scarfs  and  napkins,  his  hat 
fashioned  like  a  cone,  with  a  little  fall ; 

Laughter  in  a  long  side  coat  of  several  colours, 
laughing,  vizards  on  his  breast  and  back,  a  cap 
with  two  grinning  faces,  and  feathers  between. 

Then  followed  variety  of  an  tick  music ;  after  which 
rode  six  Projectors,  one  after  another,  their  horses 
led  by  torch- bearers : 

The  first,1  a  Jockey  with  a  bonnet  on  his  head, 
upon  the  top  of  it  a  whip,  he  seeming  much  to 
observe  and  affect  a  bridle  which  he  had  in  his 
hand ; 

The  second,  a  Country  fellow  in  a  leather  doublet 
and  grey  trunk  hose,  a  wheel  with  a  perpetual 
motion  on  his  head,  and  in  his  hand  a  flail ; 

The  third,  a  grim  Philosophical-faced  fellow,  in 
his  gown,  furred  and  girdled  about  him,  a  furnace 
upon  his  head,  and  in  his  hand  a  lamp  ; 

The  fourth,  in  a  case  of  black  leather,  vast  to  the 
middle,  and  round  on  the  top,  with  glass  eyes,  and 
bellows  under  each  arm  ; 

1  The  first,  #c.]  "First  in  this  An  timasque,  rode  a  fellow 
upon  a  little  horse,  with  a  great  bit  in  his  mo\ith,  and  upon  the 
man's  head  was  a  bit,  with  headstall  and  reins  fastened,  and  sig- 
nified a  Projector  who  begged  a  patent  that  none  in  the  kingdom 
might  ride  their  horses,  but  with  such  bits  as  they  should  buy 
of  him.  Then  came  another  fellow  with  a  bunch  of  carrots  upon 
his  head,  and  a  capon  upon  his  fist,  describing  a  Projector  who 
begged  a  patent  of  monopoly,  as  the  first  inventor  of  the  art  to 
feed  capons  fat  with  carrots,  and  that  none  but  himself  might 
make  use  of  that  invention,  and  have  the  privilege  for  fourteen 
years,  according  to  the  statute.  Several  other  Projectors  were 
in  like  manner  personated  in  this  Antimasque ;  and  it  pleased 
the  spectators  the  more,  because  by  it  an  information  was  co- 
vertly given  to  the  King  of  the  unfitness  and  ridiculousness  of 
these  projects  against  the  law  :  and  the  Attorney  Noy,  who  had 
most  knowledge  of  them,  had  a  great  hand  in  this  Antimasque 
of  the  Projectors."  Whitelock's  Memorials,  p.  20.  D. 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE.        259 

The  fifth,  a  Physician,  on  his  head  a  hat  with  a 
bunch  of  carrots,  a  capon  perched  upon  his  fist ; 

The  sixth,  like  a  Seaman,  a  ship  upon  his  head 
and  holding  a  line  and  plummet  in  his  hand. 

Next  these,2  rode  so  many  Beggars  in  timorous 
looks  and  gestures,  as  pursued  by  two  Mastives 
that  came  barking  after  them. 

Here  variety  of  other  antick  music,  counterfeiting 
the  voices  of  birds;  and  after  these  rode,  a  Magpie/* 
a  Crow,  a  Jay,  and  a  Kite,  in  a  quadrangular  figure, 
and  in  the  midst  an  Owl ;  these  were  followed  by 
three  Satyrs,  two  abreast,  and  one  single,  sided 
with  torchbearers ;  then  three  Dotterels  in  the  same 
manner  and  attendance. 

After  these  aWindmill,  against  which  a  fantastic 
Knight  with  his  lance,  and  his  Squire  armed,  seemed 
to  make  their  attempts. 

These  moving  forward  in  ridiculous  shew  and 
postures,  a  Drummer  followed4  on  horseback,  in  a 
crimson  taffeta  coat,  a  white  hat  and  feather  tipt 
with  crimson,  beating  two  kettle  drums. 

Then  fourteen  Trumpeters,  in  crimson  satin  coats, 
white  hats  and  feathers,  and  rich  banners. 

The  Marshal5  followed  these,  bravely  mounted ; 
attended  with  ten  horse  and6  fortv  foot,  in  coats 

*/  * 

and  hose  of  scarlet  trimmed  with  silver  lace,  white 


2  Next  these  -  -  -  -  after  theni]     Not  in  the  two  earliest  4tos. 
The  Beggars,  says  Whitelock,  "  had  their  musick  of  keys  and 
tongs,  and  the  like,  snapping,  and  yet  playing  in  a  consort  be- 
fore them.     These  Beggars  were  also  mounted,  but  on  the 
poorest  leanest  jades  that  could  be  gotten  out  of  the  dirt-carts 
or  elsewhere."     Mem.  p.  20.     D. 

3  a  Magpie,  a  Crow,  #c.]     "  These,"  says  Whitelock,  "  were 
little  boys  put  into  covers  of  the  shapes  of  those  birds,  rarely 
fitted,  and  sitting  on  small  horses,"  &c.    Mem.  p.  20.     D. 

4  followed']     The  two  earliest  4tos.  "  followeth."     D. 

5  The  Marshal]     "  Mr.  Darrel,  afterwards  knighted  by  the 
king."     Whitelock's  Mem.  p  20. 

6  ten  horse  and~\     Not  in  the  two  earliest  4tos.     D. 


260       THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE. 

hats  and  feathers,  their  truncheons  tipt  with  silver; 
these  upon  every  occasion  moving  to  and  fro,  to 
preserve  the  order  of  their  march,  and  restrain  the 
rudeness  of  people,  that  in  such  triumphs,  are  wont 
to  be  insolent,  and  tumultuary. 

After  these  an  hundred  Gentlemen,  gloriously 
furnished  and  gallantly  mounted,  riding  two  and 
two  abreast,  every  gentleman  having  his  two7  pages 
richly  attired,  and  a  groom  to  attend  him. 

Next  after  these,  a  chariot  drawn  by  four  horses, 
two  and  two  together,  richly  furnished  and  adorned 
with  gold  and  silver,  the  charioteer  in  a  Polonian 
coat  of  green  cloth  of  silver.  In  this  were  advanced 
Musicians,  like  Priests  and  Sybills,  sons  and  daugh- 
ters of  harmony,  some  with  coronets,  other  with 
wreaths  of  laurel  and  myrtle,  playing  upon  their 
lutes,  three  footmen  on  each  side  in  blue  satin 
wrought  with  silver,  and  every  one  a  flambeau  in 
his  hand. 

In  the  next  chariot  of  equal  glory,  were  placed 
on  the  lowest  stairs  four  in  sky-coloured  taffeta 
robes  seeded  with  stars,  mantles  ash-coloured, 
adorned  with  fringe  and  silver  lace,  coronets  with 
stars  upon  their  heads.  In  a  seat  a  little  more  ele- 
vate sat  Genius  and  Amphiluche. 

On  the  highest  seat  of  this  chariot,  sat  the  three 
Hours,  or  heavenly  sisters,  Irene,  Diche,  and 
Eunomia ;  all  whose  habits  shall  be  described  in 
their  proper  places :  this  chariot  attended  as  the 
former. 

After  these,  came  the  four  Triumphals  or  Mag- 
nificent Chariots,  in  which  were  mounted  the  Grand 
Masquers,  one  of  the  four  houses  in  every  chariot, 
seated  within  an  half  oval,  with  a  glorious  canopy 
over  their  heads,  all  bordered  with  silver  fringe, 
and  beautified  with  plumes  of  feathers  on  the  top  ; 

The  first  chariot,  silver  and  orange, 

7  his  two]     The  third  4to.  "  many."     D. 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE.        261 

The  second,  silver  and  watchet, 

The  third,  silver  and  crimson, 

The  fourth,  silver  and  white  ; 

All  after  the  Roman  form,  adorned  with  much 
embossed  and  carved  works,  and  each  of  them 
wrought  with  silver,  and  his  several  colour ;  they 
were  mounted  on  carriages,  the  spring-trees,  pole 
and  axle-trees,  the  charioteer's  seat,  and  standers, 
wheels,  with  the  fellies,  spokes,  and  naves,  all 
wrought  with  silver,  and  their  several  colour. 

They  were  all  drawn  with  four  horses  afront, 
after  the  magnificent  Roman  triumphs,  their  fur- 
niture, harness,  headstall,  bits,  reins,  and  traces, 
chamfron,  cronet,  petronel,  and  barb,  of  rich  cloth 
of  silver,  of  several  works  and  colours,  answerable 
to  the  linings  of  the  chariots. 

The  charioteers  in  Polony  coats  of  the  same  co- 
lour of  the  chariots,  their  caps,  feathers,  and  buskins 
answerable. 

The  two  out-horses  of  every  chariot  led  by  two 
men.,  in  habits  wrought  with  silver,  and  conform- 
able to  the  colour  of  the  other  furniture,  four  foot- 
men on  either  side  of  every  chariot,  in  rich  habits, 
also  wrought  with  silver,  answerable  to  the  rest, 
every  one  carrying  a  flambeau  in  his  hand. 

Between  every  of  these  chariots,  four8  musicians 
in  their  robes  and  garlands,  were  mounted,  riding 
two  abreast,  attended  with  torchbearers. 

The  habit  of  the  Masquers  gave  infinite  splendor 
to  this  solemnity ;  which  more  aptly  shall  be  ex- 
pressed in  his  place. 


This  Masque  was  presented  in  the  Banquetting- 
house  at  Whitehall,  before  the  King  and  Queens 
Majesties,  and  a  great  assembly  of  lords  and  ladies, 

8  /our]     The  third  4to.  "  six."     D. 


262        THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE. 

and  other  persons  of  quality,  whose  aspect,  sitting 
on  the  degrees  prepared  for  that  purpose,  gave  a 
great  grace  to  this  spectacle,  especially  being  all 
richly  attired. 

At  the  lower  end  of  the  room,  opposite  to  the 
State,9  was  raised  a  stage  with  a  descent  of  stairs 
in  two  branches  landing  into  the  room.  This  base- 
ment was  painted  in  rustic  work. 

The  border  of  the  front  and  sides  that  enclosed 
all  the  scene,  had  first  a  ground  of  arbour- work, 
intermixed  with  loose  branches  and  leaves  ;  and  in 
this  was  two  niches  ;  and  in  them  two  great  figures 
standing  in  easy  postures,  in  their  natural  colours, 
and  much  bigger  than  the  life.  The  one,  attired 
after  the  Grecian  manner,  held  in  one  hand  a 
sceptre,  and  in  the  other  a  scrowl,  and  a  picked 
antique  crown  on  his  head,  his  cuirass  was  of  gold 
richly  enchased,  his  robe  blue  and  silver,  his  arms 
and  thighs  bare,  with  buskins  enriched  with  orna- 
ments of  gold,  his  brown  locks  long  and  curled,  his 
beard  thick,  but  not  long,  and  his  face  was  ofa 
grave  and  jovial  aspect ;  this  figure  stood  on  a 
round  pedestal,  feigned  of  white  marble,  enriched 
with  several  carvings  ;  above  this  in  a  compartment 
of  gold  was  written  MINOS.  The  figure  on  the 
other  side  was  in  a  Roman  habit,  holding  a  table 
in  one  hand.,  and  a  pen  in  the  other,  and  a  white 
bend  or  diadem  about  his  head,  his  robe  was  crim- 
son and  gold,  his  mantle  yellow  and  silver,  his 
buskins  watchet  trimmed  with  silver,  his  hair  and 
beard  long  and  white,  with  a  venerable  aspect, 
standing  likewise  on  a  round  pedestal  answerable 
to  the  other ;  and  in  the  compartment  over  him 
was  written  NUMA.  Above  all  this,  in  a  propor- 
tionate distance,  hung  two  great  festoons  of  fruits 

9  the  State]  i.  e.  the  raised  platform  on  which  were  placed 
the  royal  seats  under  a  canopy.  D. 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE.        263 

in  colours,  which  served  for  finishing  to  these  sides. 
The  upper  part,  in  manner  of  a  large  frieze,  was 
adorned  with  several  compartments  with  draperies 
hanging  down,  and  the  ends  tied  up  in  knots,  with 
trophies  proper  to  feasts  and  triumphs,  composed 
of  masking  vizards  and  torches.  In  one  of  the 
lesser  compartments,  was  figured  a  sharp-sighted 
eye,  and  in  the  other  a  golden  yoke  ;  in  the  midst 
was  a  more  great  and  rich  compartment,  on  the 
sides  of  which  sat  naked  children  in  their  natural 
colours,  with  silver  wings,  in  action  of  sounding 
.golden  trumpets,  and  in  this  was  figured  a  cadu- 
ceus  with  an  olive  branch,  all  which  are  hierogli- 
phics  of  Peace,  Justice,  and  Law. 

A  curtain  being  suddenly  drawn  up,  the  Scene 
«was  discovered,  representing  a  large  street  with 
sumptuous  palaces,  lodges,  porticos,  and  other 
noble  pieces  of  architecture,  with  pleasant  trees 
and  grounds ;  this  going  far  from  the  eye,  opens 
itself  into  a  spacious  place,  adorned  with  public 
and  private  buildings  seen  afar  off,  representing 
the  forum  or  piazza  of  Peace.  Over  all  was  a  clear 
sky  with  transparent  clouds,  which  enlightened  all 
the  scene. 

The  spectators  having  entertained  their  eyes 
awhile  with  the  beauty  and  variety  of  this  scene, 
from  one  of  the  sides  of  the  streets  entersOpinion,&c. 


Enter   OPINION  ;    CONFIDENCE    meets  him ;    they 

salute. 

Con.  Most  grave  Opinion  ! 

Op.  Confidence,  most  welcome ! 
Is  Fancy  come  to  court? 

Con.  Breaking  his  way 
Thorough  the  guard. 


264        THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE. 

Op.  So  violent? 

Con.  With  jests 

Which  they  are  less  able  to  resist ; 
He'll  crack  a  halbert  with  his  wit. 

Op.  A   most 
Strong  Fancy !   yet  we   ha  [ve]   known   a  little 

engine 
Break  an  ingenious  head-piece.  But  your  master — 

Con.  Companion,  sir  :    Fancy  will  keep  no  ser 

vants, 
And  Confidence  scorns  to  wait. 

Op.  Cry  mercy,  sir ; 

But  is  this  gentleman,  this  Signor  Fancy, 
So  rare  a  thing,  so  subtle,  as  men  speak  him  ? 

Con.  He's  a  great  prince  of  th'  air,  believe  it,  sir 
And  yet  a  bird  of  night. 

Op.  A  bird ! 

Con.  Between 

An  owl  and  bat,  a  quaint  hermaphrodite, 
Begot  of  Mercury  and  Venus,  Wit  and  Love : 
He's  worth  your  entertainment. 

Op.  I  am  most 

Ambitious  to  see  him  ;  he  is  not 
So  nimble  as  I  wish  him.     Where's  my  wife, 
My  lady  Novelty  ? 


Enter  NOVELTY. 

Nov.  Your  wife !  you  might 
Have  fram'd  a  newer  word  ;  they  can  but  call 
Us  so  i'  th'  country. 

Op,  No  exception, 

Dear  madam  Novelty;  I  must  prepare  you, 
To  entertain  a  gentleman.     Where's  Admiration, 
Our  daughter? 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE.        265 


Enter  ADMIRATION. 

Ad.  Here,  sir.     What  gay  man  is  this? 

Op.  Please  you  honour  us,  and  bring  in  your 

friend,  sir. 
Con.  I'll  do't ;  but  he  prevents  me. 

Enter  FANCY,  JOLLITY,  and  LAUGHTER. 

Op.  Sir,  I  am  ignorant 
By  what  titles  to  salute  you,  but  you're  welcome 
To  court. 

Fan.  Save  yourself,  sir,  your  name  's  Opinion. 

Op.  And  your's  Fancy. 

Fan.  Right. 

Jol.  Mine  Jollity. 

Laugh.  Mine  Laughter ;  ha,  ha,  ha ! 

Nov.  Here's  a  strange  shape ! 

Ad.  I  never  saw  the  like. 

Fan.  I  come  to  do  you  honour  with  my  friends  here, 
And  help  the  masque. 

Op.  You'll  do  a  special  favour. 

Fan.  How  many  antimasques1  ha[ve]  they?  of 

what  nature? 
For  these  are  fancies  that  take  most ;  your  dull 
And  phlegmatic  inventions  are  exploded ; 
Give  me  a  nimble  antimasque. 

Op.  They  have  none,  sir. 

Laugh.  No  antimasque !  I'd  laugh  at  that,  i'faith. 

Jol.  What  make  we  here?  No  jollity! 

Fan.  No  antimasque ! 

Bid'em  down  with  the  scene,  and  sell2  the  timber, 
Send  Jupiter  to  grass,  and  bid  Apollo 

1  antimasques)     See  Gifford's  note  on  Ben  Jonson's  Works, 
vol  vii.  p.  251.  D. 

2  sell}  One  of  the  two  earliest  4tos,  "  fell."  D. 


266        THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE. 

Keep  cows  again  ;  take  all  their  gods  and  god- 
desses, 

For  these  must  farce  up  this  night's  entertainment, 
And  pray  the  court  may  have  some  mercy  on  'em, 
They  will  be  jeer'd  to  death  else  for  their  ignorance. 
The  soul  of  wit  moves  here ;  yet  there  be  some, 
If  my  intelligence  fail  not,  mean  to  shew 
Themselves  jeer  majors ;  some  tall3  critics  have 
Planted  artillery  and  wit  murderers. 
No  antimasque!  let'em  look  to't. 

Op.  I  have  heard,  sir; 

Confidence  made  'em  trust,  you'd  furnish  'em  : 
I  fear  they  should  have  made  their  address  earlier 
To  your  invention,  but  your  brain  's  nimble. 
Pray,  for  the  expectation  that's  upon  "em, 
Lend  them  some  witty  fancies,  set  some  engines 
In  motion,  that  may  conduce  to  the  design. 
I  am  their  friend  against  the  crowd  that  envy'  em, 
And  since  they  come  with  pure  devotions 
To  sacrifice  their  duties  to  the  king 
And  queen,  I  wish  'em  prosper. 

Fan.  You  have  charm 'd  me: 
I'll  be  their  friend  to  night ;  I  have  a  fancy 
Already. 

Laugh.  Let  it  be  ridiculous. 

Con.  And  confident. 

Jol.  And  jolly. 

Fan.  The  first  antimasque 
We  will  present  ourselves  in  our  own  persons ; 
What  think  you  on't  ?  Most  grave  Opinion, 
You  shall  do  well  to  lead  the  dance,  and  give  it 
Authority  with  your  face  ;  your  lady  may 
Admire  what  she  finds  new. 

Nov.  I  shall  applaud 
The  novelties. 

Ad.  And  I  admire. 

3  tall]  i.  e.  great.  D. 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE.        26T 

Fan.  They  tumble ; 
My  skull's  too  narrow. 

Laugh.  Now  his  fancies  caper. 

Fan.  Confidence,  wait  you  upon  Opinion  ; 
Here  Admiration,  there  Novelty  ; 
This  is  the4  place  for  Jollity  and  Laughter ; 
Fancy  will  dance  himself  too. 

The  first  Antimasque,  the  dance  expressing  the 
natures  of  the  presenters. 

Fan,  How  like  you  this  device  ? 

Op.  'Tis  handsome,  but — 

Laugh.  Opinion  will  like  nothing. 

Nov.  It  seems  new. 

Con.  'Twasbold. 

Jol.     'Twas  jocund. 

Laugh.  Did  not  I  do  the  fool  well  ? 

Ad.  Most  admirably. 

Laugh.  Nay,  and  the  ladies  do  but  take 
My  part,  and  laugh  at  me,  I  am  made,  ha,  ha! 

Op.  I  could  wish  something,  sir,  of  other  nature, 
To  satisfy  the  present  expectation. 

Fan.  I  imagine ;  nay,  I'm  not  ignorant  of  pro- 
prieties 

And  persons ;  'tis  a  time  of  peace,  I'll  fit  you, 
And  instantly  make  you  a  representation 
Of  the  effects. 

Op.  Of  peace?  I  like  that  well. 

Fan.  And  since  in  nothing  they  are  more  ex- 

press'd 

Than  in  good  fellowship,  I'll  present  you  with 
A  tavern. 

The  scene  is  changed5  into  a  tavern,  with  a 

4  the]     One  of  the  two  earliest  4tos.  "  a."     D. 

5  The  scene  is  changed  #c.]     One  of  the  two  earliest  4tos.  has 
merely  "  A  tavern  is  discovered  in  the  scene  j"  the  third  "  The 
scene  a  tavern."  D. 


268        THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE. 

flaming  red  lattice,  several  drinking-rooms,  and 
a  back  door,  but  especially,  a  conceited  sign,  and  an 
eminent  bush. 

Nov.  A  spick  and  span  new  tavern  ! 

Ad.    Wonderful !   here   was  none   within    two 
minutes. 

Laugh.  No  such  wonder,  lady:  taverns  are 
quickly  up  ;  it  is  but  hanging  out  a  bush  at  a  noble- 
man's door,  or  an  alderman's  gate,  and  'tis  made 
instantly. 

Con.  Wilt  please  you,  ladies,  to  accept  the  wine? 

Jol.  Well  said,  Confidence. 

Nov.  It  will  be  new  for  ladies 
To  go  to  th'  tavern  ;  but  it  may  be  a  fashion. 
Follow  me,  Admiration. 

Laugh.  And  the  fool ; 
I  may  supply  the  absence  of  your  h'dlers. 

Jol.  If  we  can,  let's  leave  Opinion  behind  us ; 
Fancy  will  make  him  drunk. 

[Exeunt  to  the  tavern,  Confidence,  Jollity, 
Laughter,  Novelty,  and  Admiration. 

Another  Antimasque  of  the  MASTER  of  the  tavern,  his 
WIFE,  am/  SERVANTS.  After  these  aMAQUERE 
two  WENCHES,  two  wanton  GAMESTERS.  These 
having  danced  and  expressed  their  natures,  go  into 
the  TAVERN.  Then  enter  a  GENTLEMAN,  and  four 
BEGGARS.  The  GENTLEMAN  first  danceth  alone  ; 
to  him  the  BEGGARS  ;  he  bestows  his  charity ;  the 
CRIPPLES,  upon  his  going  off,  throw  away  their 
leys,  and  dance. 

Op.  I  am  glad  they  are  off: 
Are  these  effects  of  peace  ? 
Corruption  rather. 

6  A  Maquerelle]  i.  e.  a  bawd.— old  Frj     D. 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE.        269 

Fan.  Oh,  the  beggars  shew 
The  benefit  of  peace. 

Op.  Their  very  breath 
Hath  stifled  all  the  candles,  poison'd  the 
Perfumes :  beggars  a  fit  presentment !  how 
They  cleave  still  to  my  nostril !  I  must  tell  you, 
I  do  not  like  such  base  and  sordid  persons, 
And  they  become  not  here. 

Fan.  I  apprehend, 

If  these  distaste  you,  I  can  fit  you  with 
Persons  more  cleanly ; 
What  think  you  of  projectors? 

Op.  How,  projectors? 

Fan.  Here's  one  already. 

Enter  a  JOCKEY. 

This  is  a  jockey  : 

He  is  to  advance  a  rare  and  cunning*  bridle, 

Made  hollow  in  the  iron  part,  wherein 

A  vapour  subtly. conveyed,  shall  so 

Cool  and  refresh  a  horse,  he  shall  ne'er  tire ; 

And  now  he  falls  to  his  pace.          [Jockey  dances. 

Enter  a  COUNTRY-FELLOW. 

Op.  This  other? 

Fan.  His  habit  speaks  him  ; 
A  country  fellow,  that  has  sold  his  acres 
To  purchase  him  a  flail,  which,  by  the  motion 
Of  a  quaint  wheel,  shall,  without  help  of  hands, 
Thresh  corn  all  day ;  and  now  he  lays  about  him. 

[The  country-fellow  dances. 

Enter  a  third  PROJECTOR. 

This  with  a  face  philosophical  and  beard, 
Hath  with  the  study  of  twenty  years  found  out 
VOL.  vi.  T 


270        THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE. 

A  lamp,  which  plac'd  beneath  a  furnace,  shall 
Boil  beef  so  thoroughly,  that  the  very  steam 
Of  the  first  vessel  shall  alone  be  able 
To  make  another  pot  above  seethe  over. 

Op.  A  most  scholastic  project !  his  feet  follow 

[The  third  Projector  dances. 
The  motions  of  his  brain. 

Enter  a  fourth  PROJECTOR. 

But  what  thing's  this  ? 

A  chimera  out  of  Rabelais  ? 

Fan,  A  new  project, 
A  case  to  walk  you  all  day  under  water ; 
So  vast  for  the  necessity  of  air, 
Which,  with  an  artificial  bellows  cool'd,7 
Under  each  arm  is  kept  still  from  corruption  ; 
With  those  glass  eyes  he  sees,  and  can  fetch  up 
Gold  or  whatever  jewels  ha[ve]  been  lost, 
In  any  river  o'  the  world. 

{The  fourth  Projector  dances. 

Op.  Strange  water -rat ! 

Enter  a  fifth  PROJECTOR. 

Fan.  This  grave  man,  some  years  past,  was  a 

physician, 

A  Galenist,  and  parcel  Paracelsus  ;8 
Thriv'd  by  diseases,  but  quite  lost  his  practice, 
To  study  a  new  way  to  fatten  poultry 
With  scrapings  of  a  carrot,  a  great  benefit 
To  th'  commonwealth.   [The  fifth  Projector  dances. 
Op.  He  will  deserve  a  monument. 

Enter  a  sixth  PROJECTOR. 

Fan.  This  is  a  kind  of  sea  gull  too,  that  will 
Compose  a  ship  to  sail  against  the  winds  ; 

7  cool'd]     The  two  earliest  4tos.  "  cool."     D. 

8  parcel-Paracelsus]  i.  e.  partly  a  follower  of  Paracelsus.  D. 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE.       271 

He'll  undertake  to  build  a  most  strong  castle 
On  Goodwin  sands,  to  melt  huge  rocks  to  jelly, 
And  cut  'em  out  like  sweetmeats  with  his  keel ; 
And  thus  he  sails.        [  The  sixth  Projector  dances. 

All  the  Projectors  dance  after  their  antimasque.  The 
MAQUERELLE,  WENCHES,  GENTLEMEN,  return, 
as  from  the  tavern;  they  dance  together;  the 
GALLANTS  are  cheated;  and  left  to  dance  in, 
with  a  drunken  repentance. 

Op.  I  know  not,  sir,  how  this  may  satisfy  ; 
But  might  we  be  beholding  to  your  fancy 
For  some  more  quaint  variety,  some  other 
Than  human  shapes,  would  happily  delight 
And  reach  the  expectation ;  I  ha  [ve]  seen 
Dainty  devices  in  this  kind,  baboons 
In  quellios,9  and  so  forth. 

Fan.  I  can  furnish  you. 

Op.  Fancy  will  much  oblige  us. 

Fan.  If  these  objects 
Please  not,  Fancy  can  present  a  change. 
What  see  you  now  ? 

The  scene  becomes  a  woody  LANDSCAPE,  with  low 
grounds  proper  for  hunting,  the  furthest  part 
more  desert,  with  bushes  and  bye-ways  represent- 
ing a  place  Jit  for  pursetaking. 

In  the  furthest  part  of  the  scene  is  seen  an  Ivy-bush, 
out  of  which  comes  an  OWL. 

Op.  A  wood,  a  broad-fac'd  owl, 
An  ivy-bush,  and  other  birds  about  her ! 

Fan.  These  can  imagination  create. 
Silence,  observe. 

9  quellios]     i.  e.  ruffs :  Span,  cuello.     D. 

T2 


272        THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE. 

An  OWL,  a  CROW,  a  KITE,  a  JAY,  a  MAGPIE.  The 
birds  dance  and  wonder  at  the  OWL.  When 
these  are  gone,  enter  a  MERCHANT  a  Horseback 
with  his  portmanteau  ;  two  THIEVES,  set  upon 
him  and  rob  him  :  these  by  a  CONSTABLE  and 
OFFICERS  are  apprehended  and  carried  off. 
Then  four  NYMPHS  enter  dancing,  with  their 
javelins;  three  SATYRS  spy  them  and  attempt 
their  persons ;  one  of  the  nymphs  escapeth ;  a 
noise  of  hunters  and  their  horns  ivithin,  as  at  the 
fall  of  a  deer;  then  enter  four  HUNTSMEN  and 
one  NYMPH  ;  these  drive  away  the  SATYRS,  and 
having  rescued  the  NYMPHS,  dance  icith  them.1 

Op.  This  all  you  will  present? 

Fan.  You  speak  as  if 
Fancy  could  be  exhaust ;  invention  flows 
From  an  immortal  spring  ;  you  shall  taste  other 
Variety,  nimble  as  thought.     We  change  the 
scene. 

A  LANDSCAPE,  the  scene ;  and  enter  three  DOTTE- 
RELS, and  three  DOTTEREL-CATCHERS. 

Op.  What  are  these? 

Fan.  Dotterels ;  be  patient,  and  expect. 

After  the  DOTTERELS  are  caught  by  several  imi- 
tations,2 enter  a  WINDMILL,  a  fantastic  KNIGHT 
and  his  SQUIRE  armed.  The  fantastic  adventu- 
rer with  his  lance  makes  many3  attempts  upon 

1  dance  with  them]  The  third  4to.  makes  the  Dotterels  &c. 
enter  immmediately  after  these  words,  omitting  the  two 
speeches  of  Opportunity  and  Fancy,  and  not  marking  the 
change  of  scene.  D. 

a  caught  by  several  imitations]  These  foolish  birds  were 
said  to  let  themselves  be  taken  in  the  net  of  the  fowler,  while 
they  were  mimicking  his  gestures ;  if  he  stretched  out  a  leg, 
so  did  the  dotterel,  &c.  D. 

3  many]  not  in  the  two  earliest  4tos.  D. 
• 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE.        273 

the  windmill,  which  his  squire  imitates:  to  Mew4 
enter  a  COUNTRY- GENTLEMAN  and  his  SERVANT. 
These  are  assaulted  by  the  KNIGHT  and  his 
SQUIRE,  but  are  sent  off  lame  for  their  folly. 
Then  enter  four  BOWLERS,  who  shew  much 
variety  of  sport  in  their  game  and  postures,  and 
conclude  the  ANTIMASQUE. 

Enter  CONFIDENCE,  JOLLITY,  LAUGHTER,  NOVELTY, 
ADMIRATION. 

Op.  Madam,  accuse  your  absence — 

5A7ov.  Come,  we.  know 
All  your  devices,  sir;  but  I  will  have 
An  antimasque  of  my  own.  in  a  new  place  too. 

Op.  Hah,  what's  the  matter'? 
Confidence,  Jollity,  Laughter,  Admiration, 
And  madam  Novelty,  all  drunk !  these  are 
Extremes  indeed. 

Ad.   Admirable  Opinion  ! 

Con.  Be  confident. 

Laugh,  And  foolish. 

Jol.   I  am  as  light  now  ! — 

Fan.  Let  'em  enjoy  their  fancies. 

Op.  What  new  change 
Is  this?  these  strains  are  heavenly. 

[Fancy  and  the  rest  go  off  fearfully. 

The  Antimasquers  being  gone/  there  appears  in 
the  highest  and  foremost  part  of  the  heaven,  by 

4  to  them their  folly']    Instead   of  this,   the   third   4to 

has,  "  these  having  exprest  their  folly  and  gone  off,  enter  four 
BoAvlers,  who    shew  &c."     The  two  earliest  4tos,  mark  the 

entrance   of  four  Bowlers,  but  omit  "  who   shew the 

Antimasque."     D. 

5  Nov.  Come place  too"]  Instead  of  this,  the  two  earliest 

4tos,  have  merely  j 

"  Nov.  We  know 
All  your  devices,  sir."  D. 

6  The  Antimasquers  being  gone]    One  of  the  two  earliest  4tos, 
"  the  antimasques  being  past."    D. 


274        THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE. 

little  and  little  to  break  forth,  a  whitish  cloud, 
bearing  a  chariot  feigned  of  goldsmith's  work ;  and 
in  it  sate  Irene,  or  Peace,  in  a  flowery  vesture  like 
the  spring,  a  garland  of  olives  on  her  head,  a 
branch  of  palm  in  her  hand,  buskins  of  green 
taffeta,  great  puffs  about  her  neck  and  shoulders. 

She  sings. 

SONG  1. 
Ir.  Hence,  ye  profane,  far  hence  away  f 

Time  hath  sick  feathers  while  you  stay. 
Is  this  delight 
For  such  a  glorious  night, 
Wherein  two  skies 
Are  to  be  seen. 

One  starry,  but  an  aged  sphere, 
Another  here, 

Created  new  and  brighter  from  the  eyes 
Of  king  and  queen  P 

CHORUS. 

Hence,  ye  profane,  far  hence  away  ! 
Time  hath  sick  feathers  while  you  stay.  \ 

SONG  2. 

Ir.   Wherefore  do  my  sisters  stay  ? 

Appear,  appear  Eunomia  ! 

'7 V*  Irene  calls  to  thee, 

Irene  calls : 
Like  dew  that  falls 
Into  a  stream, 
I'm  lost  with  them 

That  know  not  how  to  order  me. 
CHORUS. 

See  where  she  shines,  oh  see 

In  her  celestial  gaiety  ! 

Crown  d  with  a  wreath  of  stars,  to  shew 

The  evening's 1  glory  in  her  brow. 

7  evening's]    The  two  earliest  4tos.  "  evening.    D. 

•  ' 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE         275 

Here,  out  of  the  'highest  part  of  the  opposite  side, 
came  softly  descending  another  cloud,  of  an  orient 
colour,  bearing  a  silver  chariot  curiously  wrought, 
and  differing  in  all  things  from  the  first ;  in  which 
sate  Eunomia  or  Law,  in  a  purple  satin  robe, 
adorned  with  golden  stars,  a  mantle  of  carnation 
laced,  and  fringed  with  gold,  a  coronet  of  light 
upon  her  head,  buskins  of  purple,  drawn  out  with 
yellow.  8This  chariot  attended  as  the  former. 

SONG  3. 

Eu.  Think  not  I  could  absent  myself  this  night; 
But  Peace  is  gentle  and  doth  still  invite 
Eunomia  ;  yet  should 'st  thou  silent  be, 

The  rose  and  lilly  which  thou  strowest 

All  the  cheerful  way  thou  goest, 

Would  direct  to  follow  thee. 
Ir.   Thou  dost  beautify  increase, 

And  chain  security  with  peace. 
Eu.  Irene  fair,  and  first  divine, 

All  my  blessings  spring  from  thine. 
Ir.  /  am  but  wild  without  thee,  thou  abhorrest 

What  is  rude,  or  apt  to  wound, 

Canst  throw  proud  trees  to  the  ground, 

And  make  a  temple  of  a  forest. 
Eu.  No  more,  no  more,  but  join 

Thy  voice,  and  lute  with  mine. 
Both.    The    world    shall  give  prerogative  to 
neither ; 

We  cannot  flourish  but  together. 

CHORUS. 

CHO.   Irene  enters  like  a  perfumd  spring, 
Eunomia  ripens  every  thing, 
And  in  the  golden  harvest  leaves 
To  every  sickle  his  own  sheaves. 

8  This former']  One  of  the  two  earliest  4tos,  and  the 

third  4to  omit  these  words.  D. 


276        THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE. 

At  this,  a  third  cloud,  of  a  various  colour  from 
the  other  two,  begins  to  descend  toward  the  middle 
of  the  scene  with  somewhat  a  more  swifler  motion  ; 
and  in  it  sate  a  person,  representing  Diche  or  Jus- 
tice, in  the  midst,  in  a  white  robe  and  mantle  of 
satin,  a  fair  long  hair  circled  with  a  coronet  of  silver 
pikes,  white  wings  and  buskins,  a  crown  imperial 
in  her  hand. 

SONG  4. 

Dich.  Swiftly,  oh  swiftly!  I  do  move  too  slow, 
What  holds  my  wing  from  making  haste 
When  every  cloud  sails  by  so  fast  ? 
I  heard  my  sisters'  voice,  and  know 
They  have  forsaken  heaven s  bright  gate, 
To  attend  another  state, 
Of  gods  below. 
Irene,  chaste  Eunomia  ! 

Ir.  Eu.   We, 

Diche.  have  stay'd  expecting  thee; 
Thou  giv'st  perfection  to  our  glory, 
And  seal  to  this  nighfs  story  ; 
Astrea,  shake  the  cold  dew  from  thy  wing. 

Eu.  Descend. 

Ir.  Descend. 

Eu.  Descend,  and  help  us  sing 
The  triumph  of  Jove's  upper  court  abated, 
And  all  the  deities  translated. 

CHORUS. 

The  triumph  of  Jove's  upper  court  abated, 
And  all  the  deities  translated. 

Eu.  Now  gaze,  and  when  thy  wonder  will  allow 
Tell  what  thou  hast  beheld. 

Dich.  Never,  till  now, 

Was  poor  Astrea  blind  ;  oh  strange  surprise, 
That,  too  much  sight  should  take  away  my  eyes  ! 
Am  I  in  earth  or  heaven  ? 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE.        277 

Ir.   What  throne  is  that, 
On  which  so  many  stars  do  wait  ? 

Dich.  My  eyes  are  blest  again,  and  now  I  see 
The  parents  of  us  three  : 
'Tes  Jove  and  Themis  ;  forward  move, 
And  sing  to  Themis,  and  to  Jove. 

Then  the  whole  train  of  Musicians  move  in  a 
comely  figure  toward  the  king  and  queen,  and  bow- 
ing to  their  State,9  this  following  ode  is  sung. 

Song  5. 

To  you,  great  king  and  queen,  whose  smile 
Doth  scatter  blessings  through  this  isle, 

To  make  it  best 

And  wonder  of  the  rest, 
We  pay  the  duty  of  our  birth  ; 
Proud  to  wait  upon  that  earth 

Whereon  you  move, 

Which  shall  be  nam*d 
And  by  your  chaste  embraces  f am1  d, 

The  paradise  of  love. 
Irene,  plant  thy  olives  here ; 
Thus  warm'd,1  at  once  they'll  bloom  and  bear  ; 

Eunomia,  pay  thy  light ; 
While  Diche,  covetous  to  stay, 
Shall  throw  her  silver  wings  aways 

To  dwell  within  your  sight. 

The  Scene  is  changed,  and  the  Masquers  appear 
sitting  on  the  ascent  of  a  hill,  cut  out  like  the  de- 
grees of  a  theatre ;  and  over  them  a  delicious  arbour 
with  terms  of  young  men,  their  arms  converted 
into  scrowls,  and  under  their  waists  a  foliage  with 
other  carvings  to  cover  the  joining  of  the  term  from 
the  naked,  all  feigned  of  silver ;  these  bore  up  an 

9  State]     See  note,  p.  261. 

1  warm'd~]    One  of  the  two  earliest  4tos.  "  warm."    D. 


278        THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE. 

architrave,  from  which  was  raised  a  light  covering: 
arched,  and  interwoven  with  branches  through 
which  the  sky  beyond  was  seen. 

The  Masquers  were  sixteen  in  number,  the  sons 
of  Peace,  Law  and  Justice,  who  sitting  in  a  gra- 
cious but  not  set  form,  every  part  of  the  seats  made 
a  various  composition,  but  all  together  tending  to 
a  pyramidal  figure. 

Their  habits  were  mixed,  between  the  ancient 
and  modern  ;  their  bodies  carnation,  the  shoulders 
trimmed  with  knots  of  pure  silver,  and  scallops  of 
white  and  carnation,  under  them  the  labels  of  the 
same,  the  under  sleeves  white,  and  a  pufted  sleeve 
full  of  gathering,  falling  down  to  the  elbow  ;  about 
their  waist  was  a  small  scallop,  arid  a  slender  girdle; 
their  under  bases  were  carnation  arid  white,  with 
labels  as  at  their  shoulders,  and  all  this  in  every 
part  was  richly  embroidered  with  pure  silver ;  their 
hats  carnation  low  crowned,  the  brim  double,  and 
cut  into  several  quarters  lined  with  white,  and  all 
over  richly  embroidered,  as  the  rest;  about  their 
hats  were  wreaths  of  olive,  and  plumes  of  white 
feathers,  with  several  falls,  the  longest  toward  the 
back  ;  their  long  stockings  were  white,  with  white 
shoes  and  roses. 

Beneath  these  a  Genius  or  angelical  person,  with 
wings  of  several -colon  red  feathers,  a  carnation  robe 
tucked  up,  yellow,  long  hair,  bound  with  a  silver 
coronet,  a  small  white  rod  in  his  hand,  white  bus- 
kins ;  who  descended2  to  the  stage  speaketh. 

Gen.  No  foreign  persons  I  make  known, 
But  here  present  you  with  your  own, 
The  children  of  your  reign,  not  blood  ; 
Of  age,  when  they  are  understood, 
Not  seen  by  faction  or  owl's  sight, 
Whose  trouble  is  the  clearest  light, 

2  descended]     One  of  the  two  earliest  4tos.  "  descending."     D. 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE.        279 

But  treasures  to  their  eye,  and  ear, 

That  love  good  for  itself,  not  fear. 

Oh,  smile  on  what  yourselves  have  made ! 

These  have  no  form,  no  sun,  no  shade, 

But  what  your  virtue  doth  create  ; 

Exalted  by  your  glorious  fate, 

They'll  tower  to  heaven,  next  which,  they  know, 

And  wish  no  blessedness  but  you. 

That  very  look  into  each  eye  [The  masquers  move. 

Hath  shot  a  soul,  I  saw  it  fly. 

Descend,  move  nimbly,  and  advance, 

Your  joyful  tribute  in  a  dance. 

Here,  with  loud  music,  the  Masquers  descend 
and  dance  their  entry  to  the  violins  ;  which  ended, 
they  retire  to  the  scene,  and  then  the  Hours  and 
Chori  again  move  toward  the  State  and  sing. 

SONG  6. 

They  that  ivere  never  happy  Hours 

Till  now,  return  to  thank  the  powers 
That  made  them  so. 
The  Island  doth  rejoice, 

And  all  her  waves  are  echo  to  our  voice, 

Which*  in  no  ages  past,  hath  known 
Such  treasures  of  her  own. 

Live,  royal  pair,  and  when  your  sands  are  spent 
With  heavens  and  your  consent, 
Though  late,  from  your  high  bowers, 
Look  down  on  what  was  yours  ; 

For,  till  old  Time  his  glass  hath  hurl'd, 

And  lost  it  in  the  ashes  of  the  world, 

We  prophesy,  you  shall  be  read  and  seen, 

In  every  branch,  a  king  or  queen. 

The  song  ended,  and  the  Musicians  returned,  the 
Masquers  dance  their  main  dance ;  after  which 
they  again'  retire  to  the  scene  ;  at  which  they  no 
sooner  arrive,  but  there  is  heard  a  great  noise,  and 


280        THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE. 

confusion  of  voices  within,  some  crying,  they  will 
come  in,  others  knock'em  down,  call  the  rest  of  the 
guard;  then  a  crack  is  heard  in  the  works,  as  if  there 
were  some  danger  by  some  piece  of  the  machines 
falling  ;  this  continued  a  little  time,  there  rush  in 
a  CARPENTER,  a  PAINTER,  one  of  the  BLACK  GUARD,-* 
a  TAILOR,  the  TAILOR'S  WIFE,  an  EMBROIDERER'S 
WIPE,  a  FEATHER  MAKER'S  WIFE,  and  a  PROPERTY 
MAN'S  WIFE. 

Carp.  D'ye  think  to  keep  us  out1? 

1  Guard.  Knock  her  down. 

Tat.  Knock  down  my  wife !  I'd  see  the  tallest 
beefeater  on  you  all  but  hold  up  his  halberd  in  the 
way  of  knocking  my  wife  down,  and  I'll  bring  him 
a  button  hole  lower. 

Tai.  Wife.  Nay,  let'em,  let'em  husband,  at  their 
peril. 

2  Guard.  Complain  to  my  lord  chamberlain. 
Property  m.  Wife.    My  husband  is  somewhere 

in  the  works;  I'm  sure  1  helped  to  make  him  an 
owl  and  a  hobby  horse,  and  1  see  no  reason  but  his 
wife  rnay  be  admitted  in  forma  paperis*  to  see  as 
good  a  masque  as  this. 

Bl.  guard.  I  never  saw  one  afore :  I  am  one  of 
the  guard,  though  of  another  complexion,  and  I  will 
see't,  now  I  am  here,  though  I  be  turned  out  of  the 
kitchen  tomorrow  for't. 

Paint.  Ay,  come,   be  resolute ;    we  know   the 

3  the  Black  guard,']     i.  e.  the  meanest  drudges  in  royal  resi- 
dences, who  carried  coals,  &c.  see  Gifford's  note  in  Ben  Jcnson's 
Works,  vol.  ii.  p.  169. 

4  forma  paperis]     Before  the  present  masque  was  written, 
dramatists  had  worn  almost  threadbare  the  pleasantry  of  making 
their  characters  mispronounce  this  unfortunate  term  :  one  ex- 
ample of  which,  among  several  I  could  quote,  will  suffice  :  "  to 
their  faces  theile  cog  worse  and  be  more  suppliant  then  Clyents 
that  sue  in  forma  paper."    Decker  and  Webster's  Westward  Ho, 
1607,  Sig.  B4.    D. 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE.        281 

worst,  and  let  us  challenge  a  privilege  ;  those  stairs 
were  of  my  painting. 

Carp.  And  that  timber  1  set  up  ;  somebody  is 
my  witness. 

Feath.  m.  Wife.  I  am  sure  my  husband  sold'em 
most  of  the  feathers ;  somebody  promised  me  a  fall 
too,  if  I  came  to  court,  but  let  that  pass. 

Emb.  Wife.  And  mine  embroidered  two  of  the 
best  habits :  what  though  we  be  no  ladies,  we  are 
Christians  in  these  clothes,  and  the  king's  subjects, 
god  bless  us. 

Tai.  Nay,  now  I  am  in,  I  will  see  a  dance, 
though  my  shop  windows  be  shut  up  for't.  Tell 
us? — hum1?  d'ye  hear?  do  not  they  laugh  at  us? 
what  were  we  best  to  do  ?  The  Masquers  will  do 
no  feats  as  long  as  we  are  here :  be  ruled  by  me, 
hark  every  one ;  'tis  our  best  course  to  dance  a 
figary  ourselves,  and  then  they'll  think  it  a  piece  of 
the  plot,  and  we  may  go  off  again  with  the  more 
credit ;  we  may  else  kiss  the  porter's  lodge5  for't ; 
let's  put  a  trick  upon'em  in  revenge,  'twill  seem  a 
new  device  too. 

Om.  Content. 

Tai.  And  the  musicians  knew  but  our  mind  now ! 

[The  violins  play. 
Hark,  they  are  at  it ;  now  for  a  lively  frisk. 

[  They  dance. 

Now,  let  us  go  off  cleanly,  and  somebody  will  think 
this  was  meant  for  an  antimasque. 

They  being  gone,  the  Masquers  are  encouraged 
by  a  song,  to  their  revels  with  the  ladies. 

Song  7. 

Why  do  you  dwell  so  long  in  clouds, 
And  smother  your  best  graces  ? 
time  to  cast  away  those  shrouds, 
And  clear  your  manly  faces. 

5  the  porter's  lodge]    See  note  vol.  ii.  p.  49.     D. 


282        THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE. 

Do  not  behave  yourselves  like  spies 

Upon  the  ladies  here ; 
On  even  terms  go  meet  their  eyes, 

Beauty  and  love  shine  there. 
You  tread  dull  measures  thus  alone, 

Not  satisfy  delight ; 
Go  Mss  their  hands,  and  make  your  own 

With  every  touch  more  white. 

The  Revels  being  passed,  the  scene  is  changed 
into  a  plain  champaign  country,  which  terminates 
with  the  horizon,  and  above  a  darkish  sky,  with 
dusky  clouds,  through  which  appeared  the  new 
moon,  but  with  a  faint  light  by  the  approach  of  the 
morning;  from  the  furthest  part  of  this  ground, 
arose  by  little  and  little  a  great  vapour,  which  be- 
ing come  about  the  middle  of  the  scene,  it  slackens 
its  motion,  and  begins  to  fall  downward  to  the  earth 
from  whence  it  came  ;  and  out  of  this  rose  another 
cloud  of  a  strange  shape  and  colour,  on  which  sate 
a  young  maid,  with  a  dim  torch  in  her  hand  ;  her 
face  was  an  olive  colour,  so  was  her  arms  and 
breast,  on  her  head  a  curious  dressing,  and  about 
her  neck  a  string  of  great  pearl ;  her  garment  was 
transparent,  the  ground  dark  blue,  and  sprinkled 
with  silver  spangles,  her  buskins  white,  trimmed 
with  gold ;  by  these  marks  she  was  known  to  be 
the  forerunner  of  the  morning,  called  by  the  an- 
cients Amphiluche,  and  is  that  glimpse  of  light, 
which  is  seen  when  the  night  is  past,  and  the  day 
not  yet  appearing. 

SONG  8. 

Amph.  In  envy  to  the  Night, 
That  keeps  such  revels  here, 
With  my  unwelcome  light, 
Thus  1  invade  her  sphere  ; 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE.         283 

Proclaiming  wars 
To  Cynthia,  and  all  her  stars, 
That,  like  proud  spangles,  dress 

Her  azure  tress. 

Because  I  cannot  be  a  guest,  I  rise 
To  shame  the  Moon,  and  put  out  all6  her  eyes. 

Amphiluche  ascending,  the  Masquers  are  called 
from  their  revels  by  other  voices. 

SONG  9. 

1  Come  away,  away,  away, 
See  the  dawning  of  the  day, 

Risen  from  the  murmuring  streams ; 

'Some  stars  shew  with  sickly  beams, 

'What  stock  of  flame  they  are  allow 'd, 

Each  retiring  to  a  cloud; 

Bid  your  active  sports  adieu, 

The  morning  else  will  blush  for  you. 

2  Ye  feather-footed  Hours  run 
To  dress  the  chariot  of  the  Sun  ; 
Harness  the  steeds,  it  quickly  will  , 
Be  time  to  mount  the  eastern  hill. 

3  The  lights  grow  pale  with  modest  fears, 
Lest  you  offend  their7  sacred  ears, 

And  eyes,  that  lent  you  all  this  grace  ; 
Retire,  retire,  to  your  own  place. 

4  And  as  you  move  from  that  blest  pair, 
Let  each  heart  kneel,  and  think  a  prayer, 
That  all,  that  can  make  up  the  glory 

Of  good  and  great  may  fill  their  story. 

Amphiluche  hidden   in   the  heavens,   and   the 
Masquers  retired,  the  scene  closeth. 

And  thus  concluded  this  Masque,  which  was,  for 

6  alt]     The  two  earliest  4tos.  "  both."     D. 

7  their]    One  of  the  two  earliest  4tos.  "  those."    D. 


284        THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE. 

the  variety  of  the  shows,  and  richness  of  the  habits, 
the  most  magnificent  that  hath  been  brought  to 
court  in  our  time. 

The  scene  and  ornament,  was  the  act  of  Inigo 
Jones  Esquire,  Surveyor  of  his  Majesty's  works. 

The  composition  of  the  music,  was  performed 
by  Mr.  William  Lawes,  and  Mr.  Simon  Ives,  whose 
art  gave  an  harmonious  soul  to  the  otherwise  Jan 
guishing  numbers. 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  PEACE.        285 


A  Speech  to  the  King  and  Queen's  Majesties, 
when  they  were  pleased  to  honour  the  city  with 
their  presence,  and  gave  a  gracious  command, 
the  former  Triumph  should  attend  them. 


Genius.  Most  great  and  glorious  princes,  once 

more,  I 

Present  to  your  most  sacred  Majesty 
The  sons  of  Peace,  who  tender  you,  by  me, 
Their  joy-exalted  heart,  and  humble  knee  ; 
Happy  in  their  ambition  to  wait, 
And  pay  this  second  duty  to  your  state, 
Acknowledging  no  triumph  but  in  you  : 
The  honour  you  have  done  them  is  so  new, 
And  active  in  their  souls,  that  it  must  grow 
A  part  of  them,  and  be  immortal  too. 
These  wonders  you  create,  and  every  man 
Receives  as  much  joy  as  the  island  can ; 
Which  shews  you  nearest  heaven,  that  can  let  fall 
Unequal,  yet  a  perfect  bliss  to  all. 
Dwell  still  within  yourselves,  for  other  place 
Is  straight,  and  cannot  circumscribe  your  grace, 
Whilst  men  grow  old  with  prayers  for  your  blest 

reign, 
Yet  with  your  smiles  shall  be  restor'd  again. 


VOL.  vi.  U 


A  CONTENTION 

FOR 

HONOUR  AND  RICHES. 


U2 


A  Contention  #c.]  "  I  know  not  what  to  call  this,"  says 
Langbaine,  "  whether  Interlude,  or  Entertainment;  but  I 
think  I  may  call  it  A  Useful  Moral"  The  title  of  the  old  copy 
is  A  Contention  for  Honour  and  Riches.  By  J.  S.— ubi  quid  datur 
oti,  illudo  chartis. — 1633,  4to.  Shirley  made  this  piece  the 
foundation  of  his  Honoria  and  Mammon,  given  in  a  former  part 
of  the  present  volume :  see  his  address  "  To  the  Candid  Reader," 
prefixed  to  that  drama.  D. 


TO  THK 


RIGHT  WORSHIPFUL  AND  HIS  HONOURED  FRIEND, 

EDWARD  GOLDING,  OF  COLSTON, 

IN  NOTTINGHAMSHIRE,  ESQ. 


Vy  HERE  there  is  a  will  to  be  grateful,  the  acknowledge- 
ment supplies  the  defect  of  action,  reddit  cnim  beneficium 
qui  libenter  debet.  Although  this  hold  no  force  in  the 
common  and  municipal  laws,  where  men  do  no  bene/lt 
before  they  account  to  receive;  it  is  allowed  a  canon  in 
morality,  where  many  good  deeds  are  to  be  lost  that  we  may 
place  one  well.  No  man  can  die  in  debt  that  hath  an 
honest  remembrance  of  his  obligation,  since  death  is  to  be 
reckoned  from  the  first  day  of  our  ingratitude.  In  this 
confidence  I  appear,  and  being  neither  guilty  of  desert  or 
power  to  reward,  I  must  present  the  memory  of  your  own 
act  and  virtue  to  pay  yourself. 

That  which  waiteth  upon  my  thanks,  is  this  handful  of 
paper  imaginations,  though  below  your  study,  not  beneath 
your  virtue  to  accept  and  smile  upon :  they  were  meant  for 
innocent  mirth ;  and  can  be  no  prejudice,  tf  they  only  serve 
to  set  off  your  nobler  contemplations.  Read  when  you 
will  dispense  with  half  an  hour,  and  continue  your  favour 
to  him,  whose  ambition  is,  to  write  himself 

Your  Servant 
JAMES  SHIRLEY. 


SPEAKERS. 

Ingenuity,  a  scholar. 

Courtier. 

Soldier. 

Clod,  a  countryman. 

Gettings,  a  citizen. 

Lady  Honour. 
Lady  Riches. 

MUTES. 
Honesty. 
No-Pay. 
Long-Vacation. 
Foul  weather-in-harvest. 


A  CONTENTION 


FOR 


HONOUR  AND  RICHES. 


SCENE  I. 

An  Apartment  in  the  house  of  Riches. 
Enter  RICHES  and  INGENUITY. 

Ing.  My  lady  desires  to  speak  with  you* 

Rich.  Your  lady  !  who's  your  lady  ? 

Ing.  The  lady  Honour. 

Rich.  Let  Honour  come  to  Riches  ;  it  will  not 
Disparage  her,  my  friend. 

Ing.  She  is  not  well. 

Rich.  Honour  is  seldom  sound :  what  ails  her 
ladyship? 

Ing.  She  had  a  fall  lately. 

Rich.  A  fall! 

Ing.  And  sprain'd  her  foot. 

Rich.  Teach  her  to  climb  ;  she's  so  ambitious. 

Ing.  Please  you  to  do  her  the  favour,  she  will 

wait 
Upon  your  ladyship  another  time. 

Rich.  I  cannot  come. 

Ing.  Good  madam ! 

Rich.  I  ha[ve]  the  gout. 

Ing.  You  may  command  a  coach. 


292 


A  CONTENTION  FOR 


Rich.  Riches,  I  know, 
May  command  any  thing ;  but  I  do  not  use 
To  come  to  every  one  desires  my  company : 
Beside,  my  servants  are  abroad,  and  it 
Becomes  me  not  to  go  so  unattended. 

Ing.  I  shall  be  fortunate,  if  you  accept 
My  service. 

Rich.  Is  that  state  enough  for  me  ? 
Although  it  be  in  fashion  with  your  lord 
To  amble  with  his  footmen  and  [his]  page, 
I  use  to  have  more  followers. 

Ing.  Great  ladies 

Have  no  such  train,  many  are  held  superfluous  : 
The  gentleman-usher  now  a  days  is  thought 
Sufficient  for  a  countess,  nay,  for  two, 
Take  him  by  turns  ;  and  yet  he  may  be  courteous 
To  the  waiting  gentlewoman. 

Rich.  You  assume,  methinks, 
Much  liberty  in  talking :  what's  your  name  ? 

Ing.  They  which  know  me,  call  me  Ingenuity. 

Rich.  Ingenuity!  out  upon  thee!  I  suspect 
You  are  a  scholar. 

Ing.  I  have  studied  arts. 

Rich.  Defend  me  from  his  witchcraft !  Had  thy 

mistress 

None  but  a  scholar  to  employ  upon 
Her  complements  to  me  ?  one  whose  profession 
1  hate,  whose  memory  is  my  disease, 
And  conversation,  death?  How  rank  he  smells 
Of  Aristotle,  and  the  musty  tribe 
Of  worm-eaten  philosophers!  Get  from  me! 
I  will  endure  the  bears  and  their  provision, 
Lie  in  an  hospital  of1  French  footmen,  feed 
With  prisoners,  or  be  rack'd  at  Westminster, 
Nay  die;  and  make  poor  orphans  my  executors 
Ere  be  confin'd  to  hear  thy  learned  nonsense. 

Ing.  Why  should  you  be  such  enemy  to  scholars? 

1  of]     The  old  copy  "  or."     D. 


HONOUR  AND  RICHES.  293 

They  waste  Minerva's  precious  dew,  their  sweat, 
To  gain  your  favour,  and  would  think  themselves 
Blest,  when  yourgolden  beams  but  shine  upon  'em. 

Rich.  'Tis  not  your  flattery  can  win  upon  me. 
Go,  and  declaim  against  me,  good  Diogenes, 
Admire  a  virtuous  poverty  and  nakedness, 
Call  Fortune  whore,  and  write  whole  volumes  in 
The  praise  of  hunger  and  your  lousy  wardrobe  ; 
Yes,  teach  the  world,  Riches  is  grown  a  monster, 
And  that  she  dotes  on  ignorance.     These  are 
Your  vulgar  doctrines  ;  and,  I  pray,  pursue 'em, 
My  most  immortal  beggar,  and  get  fame 
With  some  twice-sodden  pamphlet,  till  you  make 
Submission  to  my  fool,  in  hope  of  the 
Reversion  of  his  groom's  bare  livery  : 
Your  theses  and  your  syllogisms  will 
No  doubt  convert  the  beadle  and  the  dog-whip. 

Ing.  Be  pleas'd  to  hear  me  speak, 

Rich.  What  impudence 

Does  this  appear,  you  should  desire  that  favour! 
Have  I  not  given  testimony  to  the  world 
Sufficiently,  I  do  not  love  a  scholar? 

Ing.  Endure  me,  for  my  mistress,  lady  Honour. 

Rich.  I  wonder  what  she  meant,  to  entertain 

thee: 

Away,  dispute  no  further;  if  you  move  me 
To  more  impatience,  Riches  will  find  ways 
To  curb  your  insolence.     'Tis  not  your  pretence 
To  Honour's  service,  can  protect  you  from 
My  anger :  I  have  kindred  and  acquaintance 
Shall  with  their  breath  blow  thee  beyond  the  sea ; 
Or  if  I  should  be  merciful  and  let  thee 
Enjoy  thy  country,  never  hope  to  arrive  at 
Above  a  pension,  that  will  find  you  woollen, 
A  pedant,  or  a  vicarage  preferment, 
Gelded  sufficiently  by  the  improper  parson, 
Is  all  your  wit  must  hope  for ;  and  take  heed 
That  you  be  modest  then  ;  no  coat  nor  cassock 


294  A  CONTENTION  FOR 

Can  charm  you  ;  if  I  offer  to  complain, 
I  shall  put  your  divinity  to  silence. 

Ing.  I  despise 

Thy  womanish  threats,  and  shall  account  myself 
Happy  without  thy  favour.     O  Philosophy, 
Assist  thy  poor  admirer,  and  infuse 
A  noble  fortitude  to  scorn  her  malice ! 
I  have  no  thought,  but  has  a  triumph  o'er 
Thy  base  conspiracy.    Welcome,  my  dear  books, 
And  contemplation,  that  shall  feed  my  soul 
To  immortality  !  Let  puppets  doat 
Upon  thy  gifts,  and  sell  their  privilege 
For  gaudy  clothes  and  Epicurean  surfeits, 
Lust,  and  a  catalogue  of  rich  men's  sins, 
That  shall,  like  plummets,  hang  upon  their  heart, 
When  wings  are  most  requir'd.   Keep  thy  resolve, 
And  be  an  enemy  to  learning  still, 
That,  when  we  find  a  scholar  by  thee  favour'd, 
We  may  suspect  him  counterfeit  and  a  dunce. 
Honour  will  be  my  mistress,  whose  least  smile 
I  value  above  all  thy  pride  or  treasures; 
And   she  will   scorn   thee    too.      Farewell,  gay 

madam, 

A  painted  tomb,  though  glorious  to  the  eye ; 
Corruption  dwells  within  thee.  [Exit. 

Rich.  Foul-mouth['d]  satyr! 
But  'tis  some  punishment  to  let  him  waste 
His  spirits  with  his  railing.     Let  him  fret, 
Jt  may  consume  him  without  more  diseases ; 
Let  him  die  any  way ;  men  of  his  quality 
Are  living  but  unprofitable  burdens 
To  th 'earth,  as  they  were  born  to  consume  fruits,2 
And  talk  of  needless  sciences. — Who  are  these  ? 
My  ancient  suitors,  Clod,  the  countryman, 
And  Gettings,  the  rich  citizen. 

2  born  to  consume  fruits']     From  Horace,  Epist.  ii.  27>  li'>-  '• 
"  frugcs  consumere  nati."     D. 


HONOUR  AND  RICHES.  295 

Enter  CLOD,  and  GETTINGS. 

Get.  She's  here.  » 

Good  morrow  to  the  star  of  my  delight, 
Whose  beams  more  glorious  do  eclipse  the  sun, 
And  cast  a  richer  warmth  about  the  world. 

Rich.  How?  turn'd  poet ! 

Get.  Fear  me  not,  lady ; 
I'm  none  of  those  were  born  to't :  I  had  rather 
Be  a  Jew,  than  christen'd  in  Parnassus'  3pump; 
I  have  nothing  but  the  knuckles  and  the  rumps 
Of  poetry. 

Rich.  Take  heed  in  time  lest  you  become  infected 
With  wit.     I  do  not  love  poetic  fancies, 
Nor  any  thing  that  trenches  on  the  Muses  ; 
They  were  baggages,  and  Phoabus,  their  protector, 
•  Deserv'd  the  whipping-post. 

Get.  I  have  read,  he  was 
A  common  piper,  and  those  Nine  were  gipsies, 
That  liv'd  by  cheating  palmistry. 

Rich.  I  like  it, 

When  you  do  rail  at  learning.     I  allow  you 
To  read  a  ballad,  and  ridiculous  pamphlets, 
Writ  on  the  strength  of  beer  or  some  dull  liquor ; 
But  if  you  smell  profane  sack  in  a  poem, 
Come  not  within  a  league  of  understanding, 
As  you  respect  my  favour. 

Get.  I  am  instructed. 

Rich.  But  why  does  Clod  stand  all  this  while  so 
mute? 

Clod.  Either  I  am  John-a-Noakes,  or  I  am  not 
John-a-Noakes. 

Rich.  He's  dreaming  of  his  horses. 

Clod.  Gee !  sweet  lady,  I  am  all -to-be- mired  in 
your  beauty,  the  horses  of  my  imagination  are 
foundered  in  the  highway  of  your  perfections,  for 
I  am  deep  in  love  with  your  ladyship.  Though  I 

3  pumj>~\  The  old  copy  "  Pompe."  D. 


296  A  CONTENTION  FOR 

do  not  wear  such  fine  clothes  as  master  Gettings 
here,  and  [am]  so  much  out  of  fashion, — for  if  I 
commend  my  doublet  I  must  speak  fustian, — yet 
my  heart  is  cut  and  slashed,  and  I  defy  any  man 
that  has  a  better  stomach  to  you  in  the  way  of 
matrimony. 

Get.  No  comparison [s],  master  Clod. 

Clod.  Let  him  be  odious,  that  names  compari- 
son [s]  ;  for  my  part,  I  scorn'em  all  and  the  degrees. 

Get.  You're  very  positive. 

Clod.  Dost  thou  positive  me?  and  my  mistress 
were  not  here,  thou  shouldest  find  Clod  is  made  of 
another  guess  mould  than  to  endure  thy  affronts. 

Rich.  And  you  quarrel,  I  am  gone. 

Get.  Nay,  nay,  sweet  lady,  we  shall  be  friends 


again. 


Rich.  I  hope  it  wo'  not  stretch  to  a  duel.  [Exit. 

Get.  Duel !  you  wo' not  provoke  me,  Clod,  will 
you?  if  you  do,  Clod — 

Clod.  I  will  provoke  any  man  living  in  the  way 
of  love. 

Get.  How? 

Clod.  He  that  shall  go  a  wooing  to  my  mistress, 
I  will  provoke  him,  and  he  were  my  father. 

Gel.  You're  a  dirty  fellow,  Clod,  and  if  I  had 
met  thee  that  year  i  was  scavenger,  I  would  have 
had  thee  carted. 

Clod.  Me  carted  !  cart  thy  bawds,  there  be  enow 
within  the  walls.  Dost  tell  me  of  a  scavenger?  a 
fart  for  thy  office !  I  am  a  better  man  in  the  country 
than  the  constable  himself,  and  do  tell  thee  to  thy 
face,  though  I  am  plain  Clod,  I  care  not  a  bean- 
stalk for  the  best  What  lack  you  on  you  all, — no 
not  the  next  day  after  Simon  and  Jude,  when  you 
go  a  feasting4  to  Westminster  with  your  galley- 
foist  and  your  pot  guns,  to  the  very  terror  of  the 
paper-whales  ;  when  you  land  in  shoals,  and  mak 

4  when  you  go  a  feasting,  #c.]  See  note  p.  10,  of  this  vol.  D 


HONOUR  AND  RICHES.  297 

,he  understanders  in  Cheapside  wonder  to  see  ships 
?wim   upon  men's  shoulders ;    when   the  fencers 
flourish  and  make  the  king's  liege  people  fall  down 
ind  worship  the  devil  and  saint  Dunstan ;  when 
your  whifflers  are  hanged  in  chains,  and  Hercules' 
club  spits  fire  about  the  pageants,  though  the  poor 
children  catch  cold,   that  shew  like  painted  cloth, 
and  are  only  kept  alive  with  sugar  plums ;  with 
whom,   when  the  word  is   given,  you  march  to 
Guildhall,  with  every  man  his  spoon  in  his  pocket, 
where  you  look  upon  the  giants,  and  feed  like  Sa- 
racens, till  you  have  no  stomach  to  Paul's  in  the 
afternoon.    I  have  seen  your  processions,  and  heard 
your  lions  and  camels  make  speeches,  instead  of 
grace  before  and  after  dinner :  I  have  heard  songs 
too,  or  something  like'em  ;  but  the  porters  have 
had  the  burden,  who  were  kept  sober  at  the  city 
charge,  two  days  before,  to  keep  time  and  tune 
with  their  feet;   for  brag  what  you  will  of  your 
charge,  all  your  pomp  lies  upon  their  back. 
Get.  So,  so. 

Clod.  Must  this  day's  pride  so  blow  you  up,  that 
a  countryman's  tale  may  not  be  heard  ? 
Get.  That  day's  pride  ! 
Clod,  Or  what  is't  make[s]  you  gambol  so? 
Get.  Why,  anger  has  made  you  witty,  country- 
man. 

Clod.  Thou  liest,  and  I  am  none  of  thy  country- 
man ;  I  was  born  out  of  the  sound  of  your  pancake 
bell.  1  cannot  abide  to  see  a  proud  fellow.  And  it 
were  not  for  us  in  the  country  ^  you  would  have  but 
a  lean  city ;  we  maintain  your  charter,  and  your 
chamber  too.  You  would  ha[ve]  but  ill  markets,  and 
we  should  forswear  to  furnish'em  :  where  were  your 
hides,  horns,  and  plenty  of  other  provision?  Your 
wives  could  not  do  as  they  do,  with  your  short  yard 
and  your  false  light,  and  the  country  should  not 
come  in  upon  them.  Come,  you  cannot  live  without 


298  A  CONTENTION  FOR 

us :  you  may  be  called  a  body  politick,  but  the 
country  is  the  soul ;  and  therefore  subscribe,  and 
give  way  to  me. 

Get.  The  high  way,  but  not  the  wall,  in  London. 
Do  you  know  where  you  are,  and  what  you  have 
talked  all  this  while?  an  informer  would  squeeze 
your  trunk-hose  for  this,  and  teach  you  to  know 
your  terms  and  your  attornies. 

Clod.  I'll  have  as  good  law  for  my  money,  as  the 
best  on  you :  I  know  what  belongs  to't ;  I  have 
almost  broke  the  parson  of  the  parish  already  about 
his  tithe-eggs. 

Get.  Why,  thou  lump  of  ignorance,  leather,  and 
husbandry,  ill-compounded !  thou,  that  hast  been 
so  long  a  dunghill  till  the  weeds  have  overgrown 
thee,  and  afar  off  hast  cozened  a  horse !  thou,  that 
dost  whistle  out  thy  prayers,  and  wo'  not  change 
thy  dirty  soil  for  so  many  acres  in  paradise,  nor 
leave  thy  share  of  the  plough  for  saint  Peter's  pa- 
trimony! thou,  that  were  begot  upon  a  hay-mow, 
bred  in  thy  father's  stable  and  out-dunged  his  cattle! 
thou,  that  at  one  and  twenty  wert  only  able  to  write 
a  sheep's  mark  in  tar,  and  read  thy  own  capital 
letter,  like  a  gallows,  upon  a  cow's  buttock !  you 
that  allow  no  scripture  canonical,  but  an  almanack, 
which  makes  you  weatherwise,  and  puts  you  in 
hope  of  a  dear  year !  let  the  country  starve,  and  the 
poor  grind  provender,  so  the  market  rise,  let  your 
soul  fall  to  the  devil  among  the  corn-cutters ; — I  am 
ashamed  to  hold  discourse  any  longer  with  thee  ; 
only  one  word.  I  would  advise  you  to  let  your 
action  of  love  fall,  and  be  content  to  marry  with 
Malkin  in  the  country,  ( — she  can  churn5  well,  and 
humble  herself  behind  a  hedge — )  for  this  lady  is 
no  lettuce  for  your  lips.  Go,  go,  meddle  with  your 
jades,  and  exercise  a  whip  among  your  bread  and 
cheese-eaters. 

5  churn]  The  old  copy  "  churme."  D. 


HONOUR  AND  RICHES.  299 

Clod.  Sirrah  cit,  I  do  challenge  thee. 

Get.  What  weapon  ? 

Clod.  The  next  cutler  shall  furnish  us  both.  If 
;hou  hast  any  mettle,  let  us  try,  before  we  part,  who 

the  better  man. 

Get.  If  thou  hast  any  ambition  to  be  beaten  to 
;lust,  Clod,  thank  yourself. 

Clod.  \  will  slash  thy  skin  like  a  summer  doublet: 
:ome  thy  ways.  [Exeunt. 


SCENE  II. 
An  Apartment  in  the  House  of  Honour. 

Enter  Courtier  and  Soldier,  courting  HONOUR,  and 
INGENUITY. 

Court.  Look  this  way,  lady,  and  in  me  behold 
Your  truest  servant. 

Sold.  'Tis  but  airy  courtship 
That  he  professes  :  look  upon  me,  lady, 
That  can  be  active  in  your  service. 

Ing.  'Tis 

The  Courtier  and  the  Soldier,  pleading  their 
Affection  to  my  mistress,  lady  Honour ; 
I  wo'  not  interrupt  them  yet :  I  cannot 
Find  by  her  countenance  that  she  inclines  to  either. 

Court.  Bless  me  but  with  one  smile  :  if  you  did 

know 

With  what  devotion  my  soul  looks  on  you, 
How  next  to  my  religion  I  have  plac'd, 
If  not  above  it,  your  bright  excellence, 
How  long  since  I  first  vow'd  myself  your  captive, 
That  eye  would  deign  some  influence. 

Sold.  I  have 

No  stock  of  soft  and  melting  words  to  charm  you  ; 
Such  silken  language  we  are  strangers  to  ; 
We  are  us'd  to  other  dialect,  and  imitate 


300  A  CONTENTION  FOR 

The  drum  [or]  bold  artillery:  can  you  love  me1? 
When  I  have  march'd  upon  the  dreadful  cannon, 
My  heart  was  fix'd  on  Honour,  nor  could  death, 
In  all  her  shapes  of  horrour,  tempt  one  thought 
To  base  retire.     When  no  voice  could  be  heard 
But  thunder,  and  no  object  seen  but  lightning, 
Which  seem'd  tohave  been  struck  from  the  first  chaoa 
So  great  a  darkness  had  eclips'd  the  sun, 
Yet  then  1  thought  on  Honour,  and  look'd  in 
Their  lives  that  sunk  about  me  ;  every  body 
I  trod  upon  (for  now  the  dead  had  buried 
The  earth)  gave  me  addition  to  heaven, 
Where,  in  my  imagination,  I  saw 
Thee  charioted,  and  dropping  down  a  garland. 

Hon.  No  more ;  these  are  but  complements  ol 

wars, 

Perhaps  some  studied  speech  ;  I  love  your  quality, 
But  am  not  6caught  with  these  hyperboles. 
Honour's  not  won  with  words  ;  true  valour  needs 
No  paint  of  ostentation  ;  the  wound 
That  has  the  greatest  orifice  includes  not 
The  greatest  danger. 

Ing.  She  has  quash'd  his  culverin, 
And  now  he's  swearing  out  some  prayers. 

Court.  She's  mine. — 
Thus  look'd  the  Moon,  when  with  her  virgin  fires 
She  went  in  progress  to  the  mountain  Latmos, 
To  visit  her  Eudymion  :  yet,  I  injure 
Your  beauty,  to  compare  it  to  her  orb 
Of  silver  light ;  the  Sun,  from  which  she  borrows 
That  makes  her  up  the  nightly  lamp  of  heaven, 
Has  in  his  stock  of  beams  not  half  your  lustre. 
Enrich  the  earth  still  with  your  sacred  presence  ; 
Upon  each  object  throw  a  glorious  star, 
Created  by  your  sight,  that  when  the  learn'd 
Astronomer  comes  forth  to  examine  heaven, 
He  may  find  two,  and  be  himself  divided 

c  caught]     The  old  copy  "  taught."  D. 


HONOUR  AND  RICHES.          301 

Which  he  should  first  contemplate.    ' 

Hon.  You  both  love  me. 

Court.  But  I  the  best. 

Sold.  How,  sir,  the  best? 

Court.     E'er  since  I  knew  the  court,   . 
I  had  no  other  study  but  to  advance 
Myself  to  Honour ;  all  my  suits  have  been 
Directed  to  this  one,  that  Honour  would 
Fix  me  among  those  other  constellations 
That  shine  about  the  king.     'Tis  in  thy  love 
To  plant  a  coronet  here  ;  and  then  I  dare 
Justle  the  proudest  hero,  and  be  inscrib'd 
A  demi-god;  frown  dead  the  humble[st]  mortal  [s], 
And  with  my  breath  call  back  their  souls  again. 
What  cannot  Honour  do  ? 

Hon.  Not  that  you  boast : 

True  Honour  makes  not  proud,  nor  takes  delight 
1'  th'  ruin  of  poor  virtue. 

Sold.  Sir,  you  said 
You  lov'd  her  best. 

Court.  And  will  maintain  it. 

Sold.  You  cannot,  dare  not. 

Court.  Dare  not ! 

Hon.  So  peremptory  !  Honour  may  in  time 
Find  ways  to  tame  the  insolent  Lady  Riches  ; 
But  leave  her  to  her  pride. 

Ing.  The  Courtier  and 
The  Soldier  look  as  they  would  quarrel. 

Hon.  Let'em. 

You  see  how  they  pursue  me  still,  but  Honour 
Is  not  so  easily  obtain 'd. 

Ing.  They  are 
Gay  creatures,  and  conspicuous  in  the  world. 

Hon.  But  no  such  miracles. — Gentlemen,  you 

promise 

Some  spirit  in  you  ;  there's  no  way  to  make 
Me  confident  of  your  worth,  but  by  your  action. 
In  brief,  if  you  be  ambitious  of  Honour, 

VOL.  vi.  X 


302  A  CONTENTION  FOR 


You  must  fight  for  me,  and  as  fame  shall  give  me 

Your  character,  I  shall  distinguish  you, 

And  cherish  worth :  meantime,  I  take  my  leave. — 

Come,  Ingenuity,  you  and  I  must  have 

Some  private  conference  ;  I  dare  trust  your  bosom 

With  something  of  more  weight. 

Ing.  I  am  then  happy, 
When  you  command  me  service. 

Hon.  And  I  keep 

A  register  of  all,  and,  though  delay'd, 
Forget  not  the  reward.  [Exit  with  Ingenuity. 

Sold.  Hark,  Master  Cringe,, 
How  d'ye  like  her  sentence  ?  if  you  mean 
To  have  Honour,  you  must  fight  for't ;  not  oil'd 

speeches, 

Nor  crinkling  in  the  hams  will  carry  her  ; 
You  have  worn  a  sword  thus  long,  to  shew  the  hilt, 
Now  let  the  blade  appear. 

Court.  Good  Captain  Voice, 
It  shall,  and  teach  you  manners ;  I  have  yet 
No  ague,  I  can  look  upon  your  buff, 
And  punto  beard,  and  call  for  no  strong  waters. 
I  am  no  tavern-gull,  that  wants  protection, 
Whom  you  with  oaths  do  use  to  mortify, 
And  swear  into  the  payments  of  all  reckonings  ; 
Upon  whose  credit  you  wear  belt  and  feather, 
Top  and  top  gallant,  and  can  make  him  seal 
At  midnight  to  your  tailor.     Go  invite 
Young  gentlemen  to  dinner,  and  then  pawn  'em  ; 
Or  valiantly  with  some  of  your  own  file 
Conspire  a  sconce,  or  to  a  bawdy-house 
March  with  your  regiment,  and  kick  the  leverets, 
Make  cullice  o'the  bawds,  yet  be  made  friends 
Before  the  constable  be  sent  for,  and 
Run  to  the  ticket  for  the  pox :  these  services, 
I  do  presume,  you  are  acquainted  with. 
Sold.  Musk-cat! 


HONOUR  AND  RICHES.  303 

Court.  Or   wert    thou   what    thou    seem'st,  a 

soldier, — 

For  so  much  good  I  wish  thee  for  my  honour, 
When  I  have  kill'd  thee— 

Sold.  Sirrah  civet- box !  , 

Court.  Let  me  ask 

Your  soldiership  but  one  cold  question  : 
If  Lady  Honour,  whom  you  have  presum'd 
Without  good  manners  to  affect,  should  possibly 
Descend  to  marry  thee,  prithee,  what  jointure 
Could'st  thou  make  her  ? 

Sold.  Jointure ! 

Court.  I'll  admit,  for 

Argument's  sake,  thou  art  a  soldier.     Perhaps, 
lYou  will  give  her  a  catalogue  of  towns, 
Of  leaguers,  the  names  of  bridges  broken  down, — 
Your  nose  in  time  may  make  another  ; — you  will 

tell  her 

Of  onslaughts,  bulwarks,  barricade  [s],  forts, 
Of  cannon,  culverin,  sakers,,  and  a  rabble 
Of  your  artillery,  which  you  have  conn'd  by  heart, 
A  roll  of  captains'  names  ;  perhaps  you  have 
In  ready  wounds  some  twenty,  I'll  admit  it, 
And  in  diseases  can  assure  her  forty. 
This  wo'not  do,  she  cannot  eat  a  snapsack, 
Nor  carry  baggage,  lie  in  your  foul  hut, 
And  roast  your  pullen,  for  whose  precious  theft 
You  and  the  gibbet  fear  to  be  acquainted. 
If  you  return  into  your  wholesome  country, 
Upon  your  honourable  wooden  legs, 
The  houses  of  correction  are  no  palaces, 
And  passes  must  be  had,  or  else  the  beadles 
Will  not  be  satisfied ;  the  treasurer's  name, 
And  twelve  pence  for    your   service  i'  th'  Low 

Countries, 

And  spending  of  your  blood  for  doughty  Dutchmen, 
That  would  have  hang'd  you  there,  but  in  their 
charity 

X2 


304  A  CONTENTION  FOR 

You  were  reserv'd  for  beggary  at  home, 
Is  no  inheritance,  I  take  it,  sir. 

Sold.  Have  you  done  yet  ? 

Court.  I  have  not  much  more  to  say. 

Sold.  It  does  appear  by  all  this  prattle  then, 
You  do  not  know  me,  and  have  ta'en  too  much 
On  trust  to  talk  of  Soldier,  a  name 
Thou'st  not  deserv'd  to  mention.     Because 
Some  fellows   here    have   bragg'd,   and    perhaps 

beaten 

You,  and  some  other  of  your  sattin  tribe, 
Jnto  belief  that  they  have  seen  the  wars, 
That  perhaps  muster'd  at  Mile-end  or  Finsbury, 
Must  the  true  sons  of  courage 
Be  thus  dishonour'd,  and  their  character 
Defac'd  by  such  prodigious  breath  ?  must  we, 
We  that  for  Honour  and  vour  safeties  suffer 

•/ 

What  in  the  repetition  would  fright 
Your  pale  souls  from  you,  when  perhaps  you  foot 
A  jig  at  home,  and  revel  with  your  lady, 
Be  thus  rewarded1?  Happy  they  that  died 
Their  country  ['s]  sacrifice,  to  prevent  the  shame 
Of  living  with  such  popular  drones  !  But  I 
Should  wrong  our  glorious  profession, 
By  any  arguments  to  make  thee  sensible 
Of  what  we  are  :  it  shall  suffice  to  publish 
What  is  not  now  in  ignorant  supposition, 
But  truth,  of  your  gay  quality  and  virtues, 
You  are  a  Courtier. 

Court.  Very  good. 

Sold.  Not  so, 

If  such  there  be,  I  talk  not  to  them  now ; 
But  to  thee,  Phantasm,  of  whom  men  do  doubt 
Whether  thoii  hast  a  soul ;  thou  that  dost  think  it 
The  better  and  more  grateful  part  of  thy 
Religion,  to  wear  good  clothes,  and  suffer 
More  pains  at  buttoning  of  thy  gaudy  doublet 


HONOUR  AND  RICHES.  305 

Than  thou  durst  take  for  Heaven.  Thou  hast  divided 

Thy  flattery  into  several  articles, 

And  hast  so  often  call'd  your  great  men  Gods/ 

That  'tis  become  thy  creed,  and  thou  dost  now 

Believe  no  other.     Thou8  wo't  take  a  bribe 

To  undo  a  nation,  and  sell  thy  countrymen 

To  as  many  persecutions  as  the  devil. 

Thou  art  beholding  to  thy  pride ;  it  has 

Made  thee  thy  own  self-lover,  for  without  it, 

None  else  affecting  thee,*  I  do  not9  see 

What   else   could   keep  thee   from    despair   and 

drowning. 

Thy  wantonness  has  made  thy  body  poor, 
But  not  in  shew,  for  though  thy  back  have  paid 

for't, 

It  wears  rich  trappings:  art  may  help  your  legs, 
But  cannot  cure  your  dancing;   that  and   pepper 
Avoid  with  like  discretion,  one  betrays  you 
At  dinner,  and  the  other  between  meals. 
Go  purchase  lands,  and  a  fair  house,  which  must 
When  thou  liv'st  in  it  be  an  hospital, 
And  owe  no  other  body  for  diseases. 

Court.  Pray,  come  and  take  a  chamber. 
Sold.  Thou  hast  ignorance 
And  impudence  enough  for  twenty  alchemists. 
Court.  I'll  hear  no  more. 
Sold.  A  little,  I'll  intreat  you  ; 
You  shall  be  beaten  afterward,  ne'er  fear  it. 
Court.  Dar'st  thou  blaspheme  the  court  * 
Sold.  [  honour  it, 
And  all  the  noble  ornaments  of  state, 
That,  like  pomegranates  in  old  Aaron's  coat, 
Adorn  the  prince  that  wears'em ;  but  such  Courtiers, 
That  cozen  us,  like  glow-worms,  in  the  night, 

7  Gods]  The  old  copy  "  goods."  D. 

8  Thou]     There  is  but  one  edition  of  this  piece,  yet  the  old 
copies  vary  here,  and  in  another  passage  ;  some  have  "  then."  D. 

5  not]  The  old  copy  "  now."  D. 


306  A  CONTENTION  FOR 

Or  rotten  wood,  I  hate,  and  in  their  number 
For  this  time  be  content  I  list  your  worship. 

Court.  How  do  you  know  what  1  am,  or  what  title 
Perhaps  1  wear? 

Sold.  I  know  thee  by  the  wrong 
To  Soldiers. 

Court.  I  speak  of  such  as  thou  art,1  and  I  dar 
Maintain,  and  write  as  much  in  thy  own  blood. — 

Enter  HONESTY. 

Dost  thou  not  see?  Honesty ! 

Sold.  Honesty !    what    hast    thou   to   do  wit! 
Honesty  ? 

Court.  I  never  could  endure  her  ;  she  appears 
More  terrible  than  a  ghost ;  I  ha[ve]  no  stomach 
To  fight,  my  blood  is  frozen  in  my  veins  ; 
She  is  a  thousand  punishments  at  once. 
Now  would  I  give  my  office  to  be  at  peace 
With  mine  own  conscience.  Hah!  she  does  pursu 
me! 

Sold.  These  are  idle  imaginations  :  collect 
Yourself,  good  Courtier,  and  remember  what 
We  are  to  do,  or  I  shall — Hah! 

Enter  NO-PAY. 

Court.  What's  the  matter?  more  terror! 

Sold.  I  am  cold  too. 

Court.  Another  apparition ! 

Sold.  You  may  know  him  by  a  jaw  fall'n,  'ti 

No-Pay ; 

And  what  a  comfort  No- Pay's  to  a  Soldier, 
I  appeal  to  a  council  of  war ;  the  devil  is  not 
So  full  of  horror.     No- Pay !  I'll  not  fight 
A  stroke,  though  I  were  sure  to  clear  the  empire. 

[Exeunt, 
1  art]     The  old  copy  "  wert."     D. 


HONOUR  AND  RICHES.  307 

SCENE   III. 

A  retired  spot,  near  the  Houses  of  Honour  and 

Riches. 
Enter  GETTINGS  and  CLOD,  armed. 

Get.  Our  weapons'  length  is2  even,  but  you'll 

find 

There  is  such  odds  betwixt  us,  nought  but  death 
Can  reconcile  our  difference. 

Clod.  Deny  your  major, — I  think  I  heard  a 
scholar  use  that  word  against  Bellarmine.  Ay, 
I'll  stand  to't ;  for  if  nought  but  death  can  recon- 
cile our  difference,  we  must  be  both  killed  ;  so3 
prepare  thyself:  I  hope  to  send  thee  to  heaven, 
and  be  far  enough  off  ere  sunset :  if  thou  hast 
made  thy  will,  let  them  prove  it  when  thou  art 
dead,  and  bury  thee  accordingly :  thy  wife  will 
have  cause  to  thank  me  ;  it  will  be  a  good  hearing 
to  the  poor  of  the  parish,  happy  man  be4  his  dole  ; 
besides,  the  Blue-coats  can  but  comfort  thy  kin- 
dred with  singing  and  rejoicing  at  thy  funeral. 
Come  on  thy  ways. 

Get.  You're  very  round,  Clod.  I  do  not  think 
you  have  practised  fencing  of  late  :  this  is  a  wea- 
pon you  are  not  used  to ;  a  pitch-fork  were  more 
convenient  for  you  to  manage. 

Clod.  A  pitch-fork  !  thou  shalt  know  thy  destiny 
by  this,  though  it  have  but  one  point;  I  know 
where  thy  heart  lies ;  I  desire  no  more,  and  less 
would  satisfy  me.  Unless  thou  wilt  eat  thy  words, 
and  confess  thou  hast  wronged  me,  out  it  shall : 
I  have  a  stomach  to  cut  thee  up,  and  my  sword 
has  a  pretty  edge  of  itself,  and  my  greatest  grief  is, 
that  I  owe  thee  nothing,  to  discharge  all  together, 
but  'tis  no  matter,  I  can  but  kill  thee. 

2  is]    The  old  copy  "  are."     D. 

3  so]  The  old  copy  "  no."     D. 

4  fe]  The  old  copy  "  by"    D. 


308  A  CONTENTION  FOR 

Get.  You  cannot,  sure  :  for  ought  I  see  in  your 
countenance,  you  are  not  long-lived  yourself,  you 
have  but  a  tallow  complexion.  Do  you  know  what 
ground  you  stand  upon,  Clod  ? 

Clod.  Ground  ! 

Get.  You  may  tread  upon  your  grave  now,  for 
all  this  blustering. 

Clod.  Thou  liest,  there's  more  to  provoke  thee. 
No,  I  came  not  hither  to  die,  and  I  wo'not  be 
buried  at  any  man's  discretion :  my  father  was 
buried  i'the  country,  and  my  grandfather,  and  his 
father  before  him  ;  and  if  I  live,  I'll  be  buried  there 
myself.  But  what  do  we  lose  time  ?  Look  to  thy 
head,  for  I  will  make  an  even  reckoning  with  thy 
shoulders  presently. 

Enter  FOUL-WEATHER-IN-HARVEST. 

Hah  !  hold  ;  alas,  I  wo'not  fight !  I  ha'  no  heart  to 
lift  up  a  weapon. 

Get.  You  were  fire  and  tow  but  e'en  now. 

Clod.  But  here's  water.  Dost  not  see?  I  shall 
be  undone. 

Get.  Who  is  this? 

Clod.  Why,  'tis  Foul-weather-in-Harvest :  all 
spoiled !  I  wo'not  have  thy  heart  now,  and  thou 
wouldest  gie't  me. 

Get.  'Tis  well  something  will  cool  you  after  so 
much  thunder  ;  but  it  wo'not  quench  the  fire  of  my 
anger.  I  do  not  use  to  put  up  these  things,  when 
I  am  drawn  to't :  your  Foul- Weather  is  nothing  to 
the  business  in  hand,  therefore  submit  thy  neck  to 
my  execution,  or — 

Clod.  Kill  me,  I'll  forgive  thee;  I  shall  have  no 
harvest  to  year. 

Get.  And  thou  hadst  as  many  heads  as  Hydra — 


HONOUR  AND  RICHES.  309 

Enter  LONG- VACATION. 

Hah  !  I'll  not  hurt  a  hair  ;  I  am  frighted  :5  this  is 
my  heart !  You  had  not  so  wet,  but  we  are  like  to 
have  as  dry  a  time  on't :  I  stood  upon  terms  before : 
this  is  Long- Vacation. 

Clod.  Long- Vacation  ! 

Get.  I  dreamed  of  a  dry  summer  :  he  will  con- 
sume me ;  it  will  be  a  thousand  years  till  Michael- 
mas. Prithee,  let's  be  friends ;  for  my  part,  I 
have  no  hope  of  Riches. 

Clod.  And  I  but  little,  and  this  weather  hold. 

Enter  RICHES. 
Here  she  comes. 

Rich.  Where  be  these  friends  of  mine?  Alas, 

what  mean  you  ? 
I  am  faint  with  seeking  you,  to  stay  your  fury ; 
For  I  was  told  your  bloody  resolutions. 
You  should  be  a  man  of  government;  are  these 
The  ensigns  of  the  city?  will  you  give. 
Without  the  herald,  in  your  arms  a  sword 
To  the  old  city  dagger?   you  wear  a  gown, 
Emblem  of  peace  ;  will  you  defile  your  gravity 
With  basket-hilt  and  bilbo?    And  you,  bold  yeo- 
man, 

That,  like  a  rick  of  hay,  hath  stood  the  shock 
Of  winter,  and  grew  white  with  snow  of  age, 
Is  this  an  instrument  for  you  ?  But  I 
Am  confident  that  you  will  say,  'tis  love 
Of  me  hath  brought  you  to  the  field  ;  and  therefore 
To  prevent  future  mischief,  I  determine 
Here  to  declare  myself.     But  first  conjoin 
Your  loving  hands,  and  vow  a  constant  friendship ; 
Then  one  of  you  I'll  choose  [to  be]  my  husband. 

5  frighted^  Some  of  the  old  copies  (see  note,  p.  305.)  ".fri- 
gated."  The  passage  seems  corrupt :  perhaps  for  "  heart,"  we 
should  read  "  hurt."  D. 


310  A  CONTENTION  FOR 

Get.  By  our  seven  gates,  that  do  let  in 
Every  day  no  little  sin  ; 
By  the  sword  which  we  advance, 
And  the  cap  of  maintenance  ; 
By  the  shrive's  post,  and  the  hall 
Y-cleped  Guild,  and  London  wall ; 
By  our  Royal  Change  which  yields 
Gentle  ware,  and  by  Moor-fields  ; 
By  our  thrice-burnt  famous  steeple,6 
That  doth  overlook  the  people ; 
Cheaps  id  e-cross,  and  loud  Bow-bell, 
And  by  all  that  wish  it  well ; 
I  am  friends  with  him  till  he  dies, 
And  love  him  like  my  liberties : 
So  help  me  Riches,  what  I  speak, 
The  citizen  will  never  break. 

Rich.  What  say  you  ? 

Clod.  By  my  cart,  and  by  my  plough, 
My  dun  mare,  and  best  red  cow  ; 
By  my  barn,  and  fattest  wether, 
My  grounds,  and  all  my  state  together ; 
In  thy  love  I  overtake  thee, 
Else  my  whistling  quite  forsake  me, 
And  let  me  ever  lie,  which  worse  is, 
At  rack  and  manger  with  the  horses, 

Rich.  Then,  master  Clod — 

Clod.  Hah,  hah!  with  all  my  heart :  am  I  th< 
man? 

Rich.  The  man  !  I  must  entreat  you7  have  some 

patience* 

I  do  imagine  you  affect  me  dearly, 
And  would  make  much  of  Riches. 

Clod.  There's  no  lady  that  shall  outshine 

6  Our  thrice  burnt  famous  steeple]     In  1087  a  fire  consumed 
St.  Paul's  and  the  greater  part  of  the  city  :  in  1444  the  steeple 
of  St.  Paul's  was  much  injured,  and  in  1561,  utterly  destroye 
by  lightbing.    D. 

7  you]    Th€  oW  copy  "  to."    D. 


HONOUR  AND  RICHES.  311 

darling.  Tis  no  matter  though  I  be  in  russet  all 
the  week ;  Riches  shall  live  like  a  lady,  have  per- 
fumed linen,  costly  gowns,  and  petticoats  worth 
taking  up,  and,,  as  the  fashion  is  I  will  put  thee 
into  a  bag. 

Rich.  This  wo'not,  sir,  agree  with  your  condition, 
To  keep  me  brave ;  the  country  cut  must  be 
Observ'd. 

Clod.  Hang  country  cuts !  do  but  marry  me — 
Rich.  But  this  is  not  my  exception,  there  is  more 
That  interdicts  our  marriage ;  for  tf'ough  you 
Are  willing  to  conceal  it,  master  Clod, 
Yet  you  and  I  are  kindred,  at  least  cousins. 
Clod.  Why,  is  not  your  name  Riches'? 
Rich.  Though  my  name 
Be  Riches,  yet  my  mother  was  a  Clod ; 
She  married  rich  earth  of  America, 
Where  I  was  born  ;  a  dirty  family, 
But  many  matches  have  refin'd  us  now, 
And  we  are  called  Riches. 

Clod.  If  you  were  born  in  America,  we  are  but 
kindred  afar  off. 

Rich.  Let  us  not  confound  our  genealogies. 
Clad.  I  would  be  loath  to  marry  an  infidel  born, 
and  yet  I  like  your  complexion  so  well,  that— 

Rich.  No,  1  am  reserv'd  for  thee, 
And  here  I  plant  my  best  affection. 

Oet.  Welcome  to  my  heart  I 
How  I  do  love  thee,  Riches !  Oh  my  soul, 
We'll  marry  straight. 

Rich.  And  thus  much  for  your  comfort ; 
Nay,  droop  not,  Clod,  though  I  be  wife  to  him, 
Yet  if  I  bury  Gettings,  I'll  be  thine, 
And  carry  London  wilh  us  into  th'  country. 

Clod.  After  this  rate  you  are  my  wife  in  law. 
Well,  give  you  joy. 

Get.  Methinks,  I  fumble  my  gold  chain  already. 
But  who  are  these? 


312  A  CONTENTION  FOR 

Enter  Courtier  and  Soldier. 

Court.  No  Honour  to  be  found ! 

Sold.  Let  us  enquire 
Of  these.     Did  any  see  the  lady  Honour? 

Get.  What  care  we  for  Honour,  so  we  have 
Riches  ? 

Court.  Hah !  I  have  been  acquainted  with  this 
lady. 

Rich.  I  was  at  court  the  last  week,  sir. 

Court.  I  remember. 

Sold.  I  ha'seen  her  somewhere  too. 

Rich.  I  ha'been  a  traveller. 

Sold.  Were  you  never  taken  by  the  Hollander? 

Rich.  I  was  in  the  Plate  fleet.8 

Sold.  Beso  las  manos,  seflora. 

Rich.  1  have  almost  forgot  my  Spanish,  but  after 
a  little  practice  I  may  recover  it. 

Clod.  1  know  not  Honour,  if  I  see  her;  I  have 
heard  of  such  a  lady ;  ten  to  one,  but  Riches  can 
direct  you  to  her. 

Rich.  I  apprehend  your  desires,  sir,  and  will  di- 
rect you. 

Court.  I  am  your  servant,  lady. 

Rich.  But   first,  master  Gettirigs,   know  these 
gentlemen. 

Get.  They  are  in  my  books  already.  Pray,  gen- 
tlemen, know  my  commodities ;  when  I  ha'  mar- 
ried Riches,  I  shall  be  better  able  to  furnish  you. 

Court.  We  wish  you  joy. 

Sold.  And  shall  remain  your  debtors. 

Get.  I  make  no  doubt. 

Court.  But  here's  the  lady  whom  we  enquire  for. 

Sold.  She  has  music  to  attend  her.          [Music. 

9  /  was  itt  the  Plate  Fleet]  Is  this  a  satirical  allusion  to  the 
disappointment  that  prevailed  at  the  non-capture  of  the  Spanish 
Plate  fleet  by  the  combined  English  and  Dutch  fleets  in  October, 
1625  ?  D. 


HONOUR  AND  RICHES.  313 

Enter  HONOUR  and  INGENUITY. 

Hah  !  the  Scholar ! 

The  case  is  alter'd:  is  not  that  Ingenuity? 

Court.  How  familiar  they  are !    I  hope  they're 
not  married. 

Clod.  Is  this  madam  Honour? 

Court.  So,  lady. 

Hon.  Gentlemen, 
I  come  to  reconcile  your  difference. 
I  did  forsee  you  desperate  in  love, 
And  prompted,  I  confess,  your  swelling  valours 
To  fight  for  me  ;  but,  upon  second  thoughts, 
I  cancell'd  that  opinion,  and  devis'd 
A  way  to  settle  all  things  without  danger  : 
This  gentleman,  late  my  servant,  Ingenuity, 
Hath  remov'd  all  occasion  of  your  further 
Courtship,  and  now  [hath]  won  me  for  his  bride. 

Court.  Married  the  Scholar  !  despis'd  ! 

Sold.  Affronted! 

Hon.  You  are  passionate. 
You  could  not  both  possess  me,  yet  in  him 
Your  excellencies  meet,  and  I  enjoy'em  : 
He  can  be  courtier  and  a  soldier, 
When  the  occasion  presents  itself; 
He  that  hath  learn'd  to  obey  well,  can  command. 
Nay,  be  not  sad  :  if  you  love9  me,  express  it 
In  your  congratulations.     Here  I  fix 
Myself,  and  vow  my  best  affection. 
If  in  the  number  of  my  friends  I  may 
Write  you,  be  confident  you  shall  not  lose 
By  your  respect  to  Honour.     Lady  Riches, 
I  hope  there  is  no  antipathy  in  your  nature, 
But  you  may  smile  upon  a  scholar  now, 
Married  to  Honour. 

Rich.  Since  you  have  so  advanced  him, 
He  shall  not  want  my  favour. 

9  love]    The  old  copy  "  lov'd." 


314  A  CONTENTION,  &c. 

Ing.  Now  I  am  confident. 

Court.  We  must  obey  our  destiny.     Since  fate 
Meant  me  not  so  much  happiness,  to  be 
The  husband,  let  me  still  be  humble  servant 
To  Honour. 

Sold.  My  desires  have  the  same  ambition. 

V°ld  '  }^°ys  crown  vour  marriage  ! 

Ing.  Now  you  both  divide1  me  ; 
But  in  this  empire  I  can  brook  no  rival. 
Be  all  my  honoured  guests,  and  with  one  feast 
And  revels  celebrate  our  double  marriage. 

Court.  And  here  our  love  unites.     Pardon  what 

language 

My  passion  threw  upon  thee :  I  acknowledge 
A  Soldier's  worth  above  the  reach  of  malice. 

Sold.  My  heart  shall  spread  to  embrace  the  noble 
Courtier. 

Clod.    Here's    nothing  but  complement:    you 
should  bring  up  a  fashion  to  kiss  one  another. 

Get.  'Tis  such  a  dry  Clod ! 

Ing.  Correct  your  passions,  sir :  I  am  inform'd 
You  have  been  guilty  this  day  of  abuse 
Against  the  noble  citizens,  and  traduc'd 
Their  yearly  Triumph. 

Get.  'Twas  his  ignorance ; 
But  we  are  friends  again. 

Ing.  Then  I  ha[ve]  done.  Now,  gentlemen  and 

ladies, 

In  the  assurance  all  are  pleas'd,  let  us 
Join  in  [a]  dance ;  such  mirth  becomes  a  wedding. 
Strike  up  some  nimble  air. 

Tliey  Dance. 

Ing.  Thus  all  have  seen  how  providence  imparts 
Wealth  to  the  city,  Honour  to  the  Arts.    [Exeunt. 

1  dwide]    The  old  copy  "  denide."    D. 


THE 


TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY. 


The  Triumph  of  Beauty."]  This  piece  is  appended  to  Shirley's 
I  Poems,  1646,  8vo.  The  title  of  the  old  copy  is,  "  The  Trivmph 
I  of  Beavtie.  As  it  was  personated  by  some  young  Gentlemen,  for 

[whom  it  was  intended,  at  a  private  Recreation.   By  James  Shirley. 
"  Our  author,"  observes  Langbaine,  "  has  imitated  Shake- 
speare in  the  comical  part  of  his  Midsummer  Night's  Dream,  and 
Shirley's  shepherd  Bottle  is  but  a  copy  of  Shakspeare's  Bottom, 


the  weaver."    D. 


VOL.  VI. 


DRAMATIS  PERSONS. 


Paris,  son  of  Priam. 

Bottle, 

Crab, 

Clout, 


Toadstool, 
Shrub, 
Scrip, 
Hobbinoll, 

Juno. 
Pallas. 
Venus. 
Cupid. 
Mercury. 
Hymen. 
Delight. 
The  Graces. 
The  Hours. 
A  King. 
A  Senator. 
A  Soldier. 
A  Philosopher. 


Shepherds. 


• 


THE 


TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY. 


Scene,  a  Grove. 

Enter  BOTTLE,  followed  by  CRAB,  CLOUT,  TOAD- 
STOOL, SHRUB,  SCRIP,  and  HOBBINOLL. 

Omnes.  A  Bottle,  a  Bottle ! 

Bot.  I  am  out  of  wind.  So,  so,  are  we  all  here? 
Good  men  and  true,  stand  together,  and  hear  your 
charge.  Hum,  hum — 

Hob.  Bottle  has  something  in  him  ;  I  knew  him 
of  a  little  one. 

Scr.  A  very  sucking  Bottle. 

Bot.  Peace,  Scrip,  and  Hobbinoll.  Toadstool, 
draw  a  little  nearer.  You  all  know — 

Crab.  What  do  you  know  ? 

Bot.  Silence,  neighbour  Crab.  Which  of  you 
all  is  so  wise,  as  to  know  what  I  would  say  now? 
why  there's  it,  and  yet  you  will  be  prating  :  igno- 
rant puppies  !  and  a  man  should  knock  your  brains 
out — You  all  know,  I  say — 

Crab.  I  say  again,  we  know  not.  Bottle,  you 
forget  yourself;  you  called  us  all  ignorant  puppies 
but  now,  and  now  again  you  say,  we  all  know — 

Bot.  The  prince, — excuse  me, — you  all  know 
Paris,  the  prince  of  Troy. 

Crab.  We  know  him  now,  but  it  was  a  mystery 
for  many  years. 

Y2 


320      THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY 

Hob.  Our  young  lord  and  master1? 

Bot.  Why,  very  good  then ;  and  yet  I  must  be 
corrupted?  No,  no,  Bottle  is  a  dry  coxcomb,  an 
empty  fool.  Bye  t'ye  ;  make  the  prince  merry  your- 
selves. 

Scr.  Nay,  Bottle,  sweet  Bottle,  sweet  Bottle. 
You  will  never  leave  this  peevish  humour,  Crab. 
Come,  he  is  sorry. 

Crab.  Well,  I  am  sorry  ;  but  will  you  not  give 
a  man  leave  to  speak  ? 

Bot.  Speak !  yes,  but  then  you  must  not  talk, 
and  bolt  such  peremptory  questions,  when  1  mis- 
call you  for  your  own  good.  What  is't  to  me,  and 
the  Prince  shall  take  a  convenient  twig,  or  drown 
himself  in  one  of  his  melancholy  fits?  I  can  live, 
when  you  have  all  betaken  yourselves  to  hemp,  I 
can.  Only  I  prefer  the  public  good  before  all  the 
world,  and  the  prince  before  that,  and  myself  be- 
fore the  prince,  and  my  wife  before  myself,  and  your 
wife,  neighbour,  before  her:  I  know  what's  what. 
But  what's  all  this,  unless  we  be  reconciled  and 
perfectly  divided  among  ourselves?  I  know  you  all 
love  me. 

Scr.  I  love  Bottle  with  my  heart. 

Bot.  But  the  prince  is  another  manner  of  man, 
though  I  say't,  and,  every  day,  falls  away  with  a 
humour  of  melancholy ;  if  we  shall  join  our  pan- 
niers, to  make  him  merry  with  some  rare  and  plea- 
sant device — why,  your  old  friend  and  Bottle,  and 
so  forth.  Now,  let  every  man  speak  his  opinion 
freely,  as  his  own  want  of  discretion  shall  direct 
him. 

Hob.  Some  new  device?  there  be  a  thousand 
new  devices,  and  a  man  could  but  remember  one 
on'em. 

Scr.  Slay,  some  strange  shapes,  Bottle.  Silence. 
What  do  you  think,  and  we  should  all  be  fishes? 

But.  He  says  well  for  silence,  this  must  consist 
of  mutes. 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY.      321 

Scr.  I  can  play  a  mute  rarely. 

Crab.  You  the  mute  !  as  if  nobody  could  speak 
but  you  ;  you  the  mute  ! 

Hob.  And  the  river  hard  by,  will  serve  us  rarely 
to  act  in. 

Scr.  And  when  we  dance  under  water,  nobody 
can  see  our  footing.  And  you  love  me,  let  me  be  a 
whale :  oh,  I  can  foot  it  curiously !  and  I  can  drink 
like  a  fish. 

Bot.  No  ;  I  do  not  like  these  water- works.  1  was 
in  a  fair  election  to  be  drowned  at  the  last  sheep- 
shearing  ;  and  the  cramp  is  a  thing  to  be  considered. 
No  water- works, 

Hob.  What  do  you  say  to  birds,  a  device  of 
birds  ? 

Bot.  Birds !  You'll  be  an  o\vl  too. 

Hob.  I  have  been  taken  for  one  in  a  tree  a  hun- 
dred times.  \_He  counterfeits  the  voice  of  an  owl. 

Bot.  No  ;  I  have  thought  of  a  conceit — d'ye  hear? 
we  scorn  fishes,  they  are  dull,  phlegmatick  things, 
and  your  birds  at  best  are  melancholy  matters  : 
what  do  you  think  of — 

Hob.  Beasts  then  ;  let  us  all  be  beasts,  Bottle. 

Bot.  Be  all  asses,  will  you  not?  bye  t'ye  again. 
Play  the  fools  yourselves,  do,  and  see  how  the 
prince  will  like  it,  if  Bottle  be  out.  I  am  a  puppy, 
I?  no,  no. 

Scr.  Nay,  nay,  honest  Bottle:  did  you  not  bid 
every  man  speak  according  to  his  discretion  ? 

Bot.  I  grant  you  ;  but  is  there  discretion  in  a 
beast?  let  us  all  play  the  beasts,  quotha  !  Oh,  I 
could  be  as  musty  as  the  prince  now ;  but  I  am  of 
too  sweet  a  nature  to  fly  out:  which  makes  you 
presume.  Well,  now  or  never,  will  you  be  ruled 
yet? 

Hob.  Now,  and  never  too,  Bottle. 

Omnes.  A  Bottle,  a  Bottle  !  Silence,  break  si- 
lence. 


322       THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY. 

Bot  Why  then  I'll  make  you  all  princes  or 
lords,  or  something  else  that  shall  be  little  better  ; 
and  because  we  are  all  shepherds,  we'll  do  a  thing 
proper  to  our  callings. 

Omnes.  That,  that,  Bottle. 

Bot.  What  do  you  say,  if  we  act  the  Tragedy  of 
the  Golden  Fleece? 

Crab.  How !  a  tragedy  to  make  the  prince  merry ! 

Bot.  There's  the  conceit :  if  he  do  not  laugh  at 
every  man  of  us,  I'll  lose  my  part  of  the  next  posset, 
neighbour. 

Scr.  He  cannot  choose. 

Bot.  You  all  remember  the  story  of  Jason,  that 
sailed  to  Colchos,  with  Hercules,  and  a  company 
of  blades,  where  he  killed  the  brazen-footed  bulls, 
and  the  fiery  dragons.  Let  me  see,  how  many 
actors  are  we  ?— the  number  will  serve :  well,  let  me 
see,  first,  who  shall  do  Hercules  in  the  lion's  belly? 

Hob.  Belly! 

Bot.  Why,  in  the  lion's  skin  ;  'tis  all  one. 

Shr.  I'll  do  Hercules. 

Hob.  Let  Shrub  do  Hercules ;  he  has  played 
afore. 

Shr.  I  have  a  club  already,  and  I  know  where  a 
terrible  lion  is,  if  any  man  will  but  flea  off  his  skin 
for  me.  Let  me  alone.  [He  struts  and  speaks  small. 

Omnes.  A  Shrub,  a  Hercules ! 

Bot.  Who  shall  do  lady  Medea,  the  king's 
daughter,  that  fell  in  love  with  Jason,  and  be- 
witched the  dragon  ? 

Toad.  I'll  do  the  lady,  and  the  king's  daughter, 
and  for  a  witch  I  am  right  by  the  mother's  side. 

[He  speaks  big. 

Crab.  His  very  voice  will  conjure. 

Toad.  Who  plays  Jason,  my  sweetheart? 

Hob.  Is  Jason  a  man  or  a  woman  ? 

Bot.  Jason  is  a  king's  son,  and  captain  of  a  ship 
called  Argo. 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY.      323 

Crab.  For  a  prince  or  an  emperor,  I  know  where 
a  choice  might  be  made  ;  but  I  have  no  heart  to 
the  captain. 

Bot.  Your  reason,  neighbour  Crab  ? 

Crab.  I  know  not  which  limb  I  can  best  spare, 
and  carpenters  Jmake  but  scurvy  legs.  At  foot-ball 
or  fisty-cuffs,  I  fear  no  prince  under  the  moon. 

Bot.  You  fight  against  nobody  but  bulls,  and 
fiery  dragons. 

Crab.  Do  I  not? 

Bot.  And  they  must  be  all  fast  asleep  when  you 
kiU'em ;  nay,  Hercules  himself  must  take  your 
part  too. 

Crab.  Nay,  then  let  me  alone. 

Bot   Now,  my  masters,  who  shall  do  the  dragon  ? 

Scr.  Is  it  a  he,  or  a  she  dragon  ? 

Bot.  No  matter  which. 

Scr.  What  do  you  think  of  my  wife  ?  she'll  do't. 
She  does  the  dragon  at  home  ;  'twould  do  a  man's 
heart  good  to  be  out  of  the  house  ;  nobody  is  able 
to  endure  her  ;  she  is  a  flying  dragon,  and  will  fit 
you  rarely. 

Bot.  We  wo'  not  be  troubled  with  women  ;  and 
you'll  do't  yourself,  well  and  good. 

Scr.  Rather  than  the  play  shall  not  go  forward, 
my  wife  shall  teach  me  my  part. 

Hob.  Do  you  mean  I  shall  have  no  part  ?  shall 
Hobbinoll  play  nothing?  Clout  has  no  part  neither. 

Bot.  You  shall  be  Medea's  brother,  Absyrtus,  a 
little  child. 

Hob.  I  shall  be  too  tall. 

Bot.  You  must  be  cut  a  pieces,  and  have  your 
limbs  thrown  about  the  waves. 

Crab.  And  when  your  legs,  and  your  head,  are 
cut  off,  you  will  be  no  bigger  than  a  child :  we'll 
take  a  course  to  make  you  little  enough.  And, 

1  make]     The  old  copy  "  makes."  D. 


324      THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY. 

Clout,  do  you  see  ?  you  shall  be  the  ship,  hung  all 
round  about  with  flags,  and  fine  things  ;  we  cannot 
come  to  Colchos  without  you. 

Clout.  Shall  I  play  the  ship?  let  me  alone  to 
carry  my  body  swimming. 

Crab.  Have  a  care  you  do  not  leak  before  the 
prince  ;  and  be  sure  to  carry  a  good  wind  in  your 
poop,  Clout.  But  stay ;  all  this  while,  who  shall 
do  the  golden  fleece?  Bottle,  you  forget  that? 

But.  The  chief  part  in  the  play,  and  one  that 
must  wear  the  best  clothes  too. 

Crab.  Why,  let  some  body  else  do  Jason,  and 
I'll  do  the  golden  fleece. 

Scr.  Or  I. 

Hob.  Or  I. 

Toad.  Or  any  body ;  or  what  if  we  left  out  the 
golden  fleece? 

Bot.  What  if  you  left  out  the  play?  the  golden 
fleece  out !  why  'tis  the  name,  and  the  only  rich 
thing  in  the  play. 

Scr.  Why,  then  leave  out  the  ship. 

Clout.  Yes,  and  go  by  land  to  Colchos.  May 
not  some  body  do  two  parts  ?  let  Scrip  do  the  dra- 
gon, and  the  king's  daughter. 

Crab.  Or  leave  out  the  little  boy ;  he  has  but  a 
small  part. 

Hob.  I'll  be  cut  in  pieces  a  hundred  times  first : 
leave  out  Hercules,  and  you  will,  or  Jason  :  if  I  do 
not  fit  you,  Crab  ! 

Shr.  Why  Hercules  left  out,  good-man  Hob- 
binoll  ?  [Shrub  strikes  HobbinoU:  they  all  fight. 

Toad.  No  mutiny,  Shrub.     Neighbour  Crab — 

Bot.  So,  so,  we  shall  have  a  tragedy  indeed. 
Have  a  care  of  the  King's  daughter  among  you. 
Hold, — They'll  tear  Clout  all  to  pieces — have  a 
care  of  the  ship. 

Crab.  Sink  or  swim,  I  care  not. 

Clout.  Oh,  my  ribs  ! 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY.      325 

Bot.  He  that  gives  the  next  blow  shall  lose  his 
share,  if  he  be  not  turned  out  of  the  company. 
What,  my  masters,  you  shall  not  fall  out  about 
:his  golden  fleece  ;  I  kept  that  part  for  myself,  1 
warrant  you  :  you  shall  not  fall  out  about  sharing ; 
(  am  resolved  the  golden  fleece  is  mine,  as  I  am 
Jie  best  actor,  and  master  of  the  company. 

Clout.  Bottle  indeed  had  no  part  before :  so,  so, 
then  we  are  all  friends,  and  fitted. 

Hob.  When  shall  we  have  our  parts  ?  oh  Bottle 
liow  I  thirst !  when  our  parts  ? 

Bot.  Parts !  why,  you  must  do  it  instantly,  the 
Prince  stays  for't. 

Shr.  How?  the  Lion  is  to  be  killed,  whose  skin 
must  wear  when  I  play  Hercules. 

Clout.  Do  you  think,  I  can  do  the  ship,  and  have 
not  half  my  tacklings  about  me? 

Scr.  And  1  have  not  practised  to  spit  fire  yet. 

Bot.  I  knew  what  a  company  of  sots  you  would 
be.  You'll  be  Hercules,  and  you'll  be  a  whale, 
and  you'll  be  a  ship,  and  you'll  be  a  dragon,  and 
you  will  be  a  lady.  You,  actors !  you  animals,  to 
undertake  a  play,  and  ask  when  you  shall  have 
your  parts !  Oh  I  am  ashamed !  but  there  is  no 
remedy,  with  such  dull  capacities.  Do  you  re- 
member the  antic  dance,  I  taught  you  last?  that 
shall  serve  for  this  time.  The  prince  keeps  his 
old  walk :  be  sure  to  be  within  reach  of  my  voice, 
when  I  call  you.  Get  behind  the  trees  ;  I  spy 
him.  [Exeunt. 

Enter  PARIS. 

Par.  What  is  it  to  be  sprung  of  kingly  race, 
Or  have  the  blood  of  Priam  in  my  veins, 
Yet  dare  not  call  him  father?  He  was  cruel, 
Thus  for  a  dream  to  banish  me  his  sight, 
And  my  dear  mother's  arms. 


326      THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY. 

[Bot.  within]  So  ho,  ho,  ho ! 

Par.  This  busy  shepherd  will  afflict  me  still 
With  his  unseasonable  mirth  :  I  am 
Only  in  love  with  melancholy  ;  pleasures 
Are  tedious  to  my  soul.     Must  I  be  ever 
Confin'd  to  woods'?  are  beasts  or  men  more  wild 
Than  they,  companions  for  a  prince?  are  these 
Fit  ornaments  of  state?  is  this  a  palace? 

[Bot.  within]  So  ho,  ho,  ho  ! 

Par.  Again  ?   would  I  could  hide  me  from  the 

world ! 

I  will  go  seek  my  dwelling  in  some  rock, 
Where  never  day  shall  be  acquainted  with  me  ; 
The  sun,  whose  beams  cheer  all  the  world  beside, 
Shines  like  a  comet  o'er  my  head. 

Re-enter  BOTTLE. 

Bot.  So  ho,  ho,  ho  !  I  thought  we  had  lost  you. 
Why,  how  now?   still  in  this  humour?   will  your 
highness  never  be  a  changeling?    D'ye  hear  sir  1 
I  met  your  nurse  at  the  bottom  of  the  hill. 

Par.  What  nurse  ? 

Bot.  The  charitable  bear  that  gave  you  suck 
for  though  you  be   a  prince   born,  your   parents 
would  not  be  at  the  charge  to  bring  you  up  at 
court.    Mistress  Ursula,  and  I,  have  been  the  best 
friends  to  your  blood  royal. 

Par.  I  prithee,  leave  me. 

Bot.  Leave  my  young  prince  in  a  wood !  A  word 
to  the  wise — are  not  you  in  love  ? 

Par.  In  love  !  with  what? 

Bot.  Nay,  1  do  not  know  what  wild  beast  hath 
entangled  you,  but  I  have  a  shrewd  suspicion  ;  for 
thus  simply  did.  I  look  by  all  report,  when  I  was 
in  love  too ;  it  had  almost  undone  me,  for  it  infected 
me  with  poetry,  and  I  grew  witty,  to  the  admiration 
of  all  the  owls  in  Ida.  You  shall  hear  my  verses. 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY.     327 

Heigh-ho,  what  shall  a  shepherd  do, 
That  is  [in]  love,  and  cannot  woo  ? 
By  sad  experience  now  I  find, 
That  love  is  dumb  as  well  as  blind. 
Her  hair  is  bright^  her  forehead  high, 
Then  am  I  taken  with  her  eye. 
Her  cheeks  I  must  commend  for  gay, 
But  then  her  nose  hangs  in  my  way. 
Her  lips  I  like,  but  then  steps  in 
Her  white  and  pretty  dimpled  chin. 
But  then  her  neck  I  do  behold, 
Fit  to  be  hanged  in  chains  of  gold. 
Her  breast  is  soft  as  any  down, 
Beneath  which  lies  her  maiden  town, 
So  strong  andfortifid  ivithin, 
Tliere  is  no  hope  to  take  it  in. 

— And  so  forth.  But  I  thank  my  dutiful  father,  he 
cured  me  with  a  flail,  and  most  learnedly  thrashed 
blind  Cupid  out  of  my  sides ;  I  had  been  no  Bottle 
of  this  world  else. 

Par.  If  thou  dost  love  me,  do  not  interrupt  me  ; 
I  would  be  private. 

Bot.  I  would  be  loth  to  be  unmannerly,  and 
hinder  a  princely  recreation  ;  but  I  see  no  tempta- 
tions, nothing  in  the  likeness  of  a  petticoat.  What 
would  you  be  private  for  ? 

Par.  I  have  some  serious  thoughts  to  examine. 
If  thou  wilt  use  thy  diligence  to  keep  off  those  that 
rudely  would  disturb  my  present  retirement,  trust 
me,  I'll  reward  thy  care  with  my  best  wether. 

Bottle.  Wether !  you  are  wise.  Do  you  think, 
sir,  I  have  so  little  honesty,  to  be  sir  Pandarus  to 
your  melancholy  ?  lllo,  ho ! 

Par.  What,  art  thou  mad  ? 

Bot.  You  are  little  better :  if  you  can  get  their 
consent — 

Par.  Whose  consent? 


328     THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY. 

Bot.  Hobbinoll,  Crab,  Toad-stool — Illo  ho,  boys! 
— some  friends  of  yours,  that  sent  me  to  hunt  out 
your  highness,  your  humble  subjects  and  play- fel- 
lows, that  have  a  mind  to  be  merry.  To  tell  you 
true,  we  have  taken  notice  of  your  sullen  disposi- 
tion ;  and  therefore  half  a  dozen  have  penned  a 
dance  to  revile  your  spirits  :  simple  as  I  appear,  my 
head  had  a  hand  in  it.  If  you  do  hear  an  oration 
over  and  above,  by  way  of  a  preparative  to  the 
physick  we  intend,  so.  I  name  nobody :  all  the 
shepherds'  wit  is  not  a  wool-gathering.  Therefore 
stir  not,  my  dear  prince,  as  you  will  answer  the 
contempt  of  our  authority  at  your  peril.  [Exit. 
Par.  What  a  strange  rudeness  am  I  forc'd 

to  obey ! 

Unhappy  Paris  !  thy  ungentle  stars 
Not  only  have  decreed  thy  cruel  exile 
From  those  delights  thy  blood  and  birth   should 

challenge, 

But  by  their  fatal  doom  vouchsafe  thee  not 
To  enjoy  a  quiet  misery. 

Bagpipes  are  heard. 
Re-enter  BOTTLE. 

Bot.  Hold  thou  unlearned  bagpipe  ;  for  now  I  am 
To  act  a  speech  unto  the  son  of  Priam.  Hum,  hum. 
Most  noble  prince  ! — you  must  not  lie  down  yet, — 
Most  noble  prince,  behold  thy  Bottle  here ; 
Thy  well  beloved  Bottle  does  appear, 
With  many  more  that  shall  be  seen  hereafter, 
To  tickle  thy  kind  spleen  into  a  laughter. 
With  fear  and  wit,  or  without  fear  and  wit, 
We  come,  as  it  becomes,  to  frisk  a  bit, 
In  a  ridiculous  round  ;  and  therefore  lie 
Thee  down  and  laugh, — now  you  may  lie  down, 
so,— 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY.       329 

Thee  down  and  laugh,  for  we  do  mean  whereby 
(t  may  be  said  in  a  well  written  dance 
To  shew  thee  sport,  our  heels  for  to  advance, 
[Which  is  an  excellent  thing.     Banish  thy  fears, 
Oh  lovely  prince,  bred  up  amongst  the  bears, 
And  bear  with  us. 

The  Shepherds  enter  and  dance.  On  the  sudden, 
other  music  is  heard;  and,  MERCURY  descending, 
BOTTLE  and  the  Shepherds  run  in. 

Par.  What  mist  doth  dwell  about  my  eyes?  I 

feel 

Their  heavy  curtains  fall.     Welcome,  soft  sleep, 
The  cure  of  all  unrest ;  help  to  repair 
The  broken  silence  of  my  brain,  distil 
Thy  balm  into  my  wounded  thoughts:  oh  see, 
I  do  obey,  and  throw  my  cares  on  thee  !      [Sleeps. 

A  Song. 

Cease  warring  thoughts,  and  let  his  brain 

No  more  discord  entertain, 

But  be  smooth  and  calm  again. 

Ye  crystal  rivers  that  are  nigh, 

As  your  streams  are  passing  by, 

Teach  your  murmurs  harmony. 

Ye  winds  that  wait  upon  the  spring, 

And  perfumes  to  flowers  do  bring, 

Let  your  amorous  whispers  here 

Breathe  soft  music  to  his  ear. 

Ye  warbling  nightingales  repair 

From  every  wood,  to  charm  this  air, 

And  with  the  wonders  of  your  breast, 

Each  striving  to  excel  the  rest, 

When  it  is  time  to  wake  him,  close  your  parts, 

And  drop  down  from  the  trees  with  broken  hearts. 

Mer.  Young  Priam's  son,  and  darling  of  the  gods, 


330      THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY. 

I,  Mercury,  wing'd  messenger  of  Jove, 
By  his  command  have  left  his  spangled  court, 
And  through  the  silver  orbs  descend  to  tell  thee, 
That  he  hath  chosen  thee  to  be  the  judge 
Between  three  deities,  which  shall  best  deserve 
This  golden  ball ;  Juno,  his  queen  of  heaven, 
Pallas,  the  goddess  of  fair  arts  and  arms, 
And  Cytherea,  queen  of  love  and  beauty. 
Shake  off  thy  clouds  of  sleep,  and  freed  from  all 
Distractions,  prepare  to  hear  them  plead 
Their  glories  here.    Imperial  Juno,  drawn 
By  her  proud  birds,  is  stooping  from  her  coach  ; 
The  Jove-born  maid  already  hath  dismounted  ; 
The  Paphian  queen,  with  her  young  archer,  drawn 
By  swans  more  white  than  Rhodopeian  snow, 
Is  now  descending  from  her  chariot ; 
And  on  the  green  plush  of  this  Ida  hill 
They  all  move  to  thee  with  celestial  pace. 
Paris,  awake  ;  Jove  doth  his  herald  call ; 
To  the  most  worthy  give  this  golden  ball. 

[Ascends. 

Par.  What  have  I  seen  ? 
What  strange  but  heavenly  dream  hath  Paris  had1! 

[He  spies  the  ball 

Yet  this  presents  more  than  an  empty  shadow  : 
I'm  sure  it  grew  not  here  ;  there  are  no  trees 
That  bear  such  fruit  in  Ida  ;  such  as  these 
Grew  in  the  orchard  of  Hesperides, 
And  ever  guarded  by  a  watchful  dragon  : 
Then  Jove  hath  gather'd  it,  and  sent  it  me. 
What's  here  inscrib'd  ?  This  to  the  best  deserverl 
I  am  not  then  deluded  ;  it  is  fit 
I  should  observe  with  all  obedience 
Great  Jove's  command. 

Soft  music. 

What  sacred  change  is  this  ? 
Such  harmony  must  needs  speak  the  approach 
Of  the  celestial  powers. 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY.      331 

Song  of  Juno,  within. 

Jove  sent  thee,  Paris,  what  is  mine  ; 

Be  safely  bold  ; 
And  for  that  trifle  I  resign 

A  wreath  of  gold. 
Obey  then  and  command :  thou  canst  not  be 
Just  to  thyself,  if  not  to  me. 

Song  of  Pallas,  within. 

Twice  happy  in  thy  choice,  be  wise  ; 

Ere  thou  dispense 
This  treasure,  give  thy  reason  eyes, 

And  blind  thy  sense. 

Thus  arms  and  arts  thy  humble  name  shall  raise, 
Alike  to  wreaths  of  oaks  and  bays. 

Song  of  Venus,  within. 

She,  whom  all  suppliants  else  implore, 

Is  here  made  thine, 
And  will  for  this  a  gift  restore, 

No  less  divine. 
The  best  of  pleasures  thus  enjoy,  and  try  : 
Where  Beauty  courts,  who  can  deny  ? 

Chorus  within. 

Examine,  princely  shepherd,  here 

The  offerings  which  we  send  thee, 

How  for  that  narrow  golden  sphere, 

Wealth,  fame,  and  love  attend  thee  ; 

And  judge  by  this,  how  large  these  honours  be, 

None  to  each  other  yield,  yet  all  to  thee. 

JUNO,  PALLAS,  and  VENUS,  at  several  places  ap- 
Dear:  JUNO  attended  by  a  king  and  a  senator; 
PALLAS  by  a  soldier  and  a  philosopher  ;  VENUS  by 
HYMEN  and  CUPID.  They  dance :  at  the  close,  their 
attendants  remove.  PARIS  kneels. 


332      THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY. 

Juno.  Put  off  thy  wonder,  Paris,  and  collect 
Thy  scattered  senses  :  in  our  temples  we 
Expect  those  humble  adorations 
And  sacrifice  from  mortals,  that  do  bring 
Petitions  to  our  altars.     We  are  come, 
Juno,  Minerva,  and  the  sea-born  queen, 
From  our  bright  palaces,  to  sue  to  thee ; 
Think  it  no  stain  to  our  celestial  nature. 
That  golden  ball,  sent  thee  by  Jove,  to  be 
Her  prize,  whose  merits  can  obtain  it  from 
Thy  equal  sentence  of  us  three,  hath  brought 
Our  competition  hither :  be  just,  Paris, 
And  live  for  ever  happy. 
Par.  How  shall  Paris, 
Whose  years  are  green,  and  too  unripe  for  judg 

ment, 

Decide  the  worth  of  three  such  deities, 
Which  not  a  council  of  the  gods  themselves 
Hath  wisdom  to  determine  ? 

Juno.  We  will  plead 

Our  own  deserts  before  thee,  to  which  give 
Thy  fixt  attention  ;  and  hear  Juno  first 
Court  thy  election. 

Par.  Humbly  I  attend. 
Juno.  I'll  not  insist,  that  I  am  with  the  vote 
Of  all  the  gods  first  both  in  place  and  title, 
Th'Olympian  empress,  Jove's  wife  and  sister ; 
These  are  but  names  and  shadows  of  my  great 

ness, 

And  which  do  rather  fright,  than  win  from  mortals, 
Whose  sense  must  let  in  objects  to  the  soul. 
Know,  Paris,  with  that  sceptre  I  controul, 
Not  skies  alone,  but  all  this  under  world : 
Kingdoms  and  crowns  are  mine ;  all  wealth  con 

ta^n'd 

In  Neptune's  watery  circle,  or  the  veins 
Of  earth,  as  subject  to  my  gift  and  largess. 
Min.  With  favour  of  great  Juno's  empire, 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY.       333 

She  that  disposeth  golden  mines  at  pleasure, 
'Tis  strange  should  hold  contention  for  a  ball. 

Juno.  I  do,  and  will  reward  it  with  more  treasure 
Than  his  ambition  knows  how  to  ask  ; 
Not  that  I  prize  that  poor  and  narrow  globe, 
But  that  1  hate,  Pallas  should  be  competitor, 
Or  any  with  Saturnia.     Give  it  me, 
And  1  will  furnish  thee  with  the  same  metal, 
To  build  thyself  a  palace,  about  which, 
The  yellow  Tagus,  and  Iberus'  streams, 
Asian  Pactolus,  and  the  Indian  Ganges, 
Shall  flow  with  golden  sands.   Let  thy  birth,  Paris, 
Put  thee  in  mind  what  'tis  to  be  a  monarch. 
I  will  adorn  thy  temples  with  a  wreath, 
'Whose  flame  shall  dim  bright  Ariadne's  crown, 
Embellish'd  with  the  glorious  lamps  of  heaven. 
Name  but  the  bounds  and  limits  of  thy  empire: 
Asia  shall  bow,  and  all  her  stubborn  princes, 
Like  petty  homagers  shall  kneel  before  tbee, 
And  lay  their  shining  sceptres  at  thy  feet ; 
Europe  shall  prostrate  all  her  provinces, 
And  glory  in  her  servitude.     Incline 
To  me,  and  India  shall  send  thee  pearls, 
As  tribute  to  bestow  upon  thy  queens. 
The  precious  ermine2  shall  without  pursuit 
Present  thee  with  her  skins  ;  and  the  cold  climes 
Bring  home  rich  furs  and  sables  to  adorn  thee. 
The  servile  rooms  within  thy  palace,  shall 
Have  Babylonian  hangings,  and  rich  shapes, 
Wrought  by  the  needle  of  Semiramis. 
The  fish  shall  bring  thee  purple  to  the  shore  ; 
Panchaia  send  thee  spice  and  wealthy  gums, 
Such  as  the  Arabian3  bird  doth  fill  her  nest  with, 

2  ermine]     The  old  copy  "  Ermynos," — a  form  of  the  word, 
which,  I  believe,  occurs  sometimes  in  our  early  writers.     D. 

3  Arabian]     I  have  substituted  this  word  for  the  reading  of 
the  old  copy  "  Assyrian,"  following  the  example  of  Mr.  Gifford 
in  vol.  ii.  248.     D. 

VOL.  VI.  Z 


334      THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY. 

When  she  prepares  for  sacrifice  ;  the  spoils 

Of   silk- worms  shall   make   proud   thy    meanest 

grooms. 

What  shall  I  say?  present  that  ball  to  me, 
And  in  exchange  I'll  give  the  world  to  thee. 

Pal.  Juno  hath  said,  and  were  not  Pallas  here, 
Might  tempt  thee,  Paris,  to  forget  thyself: 
Her  promises  are  vast,  and  full  of  state, 
But  weigh'd  with  what  Minerva  can  bestow, 
They  shrink  to  air,  and  thou,  Ixion-like, 
Embracing  Juno  dost  but  grasp  a  cloud. 
Nay,  if  thou  dost  examine  well  her  gifts, 
Howe'er  their  flattering  sound  affect  thy  ear, 
Or  their  possession  court  thy  eye  with  shew 
And  specious  glories,  thou  shalt  find  within 
They  have  disguis'd  a  poison,  that  doth  lurk 
To  infect  thy  mind,  and  kill  with  their  corruption 
Thy  intellectual  beauties,  by  soft  ease, 
A  sordid  avarice,  coward  thoughts,  and  all 
The  train  of  lust[s]  and  lethargies  that  hang 
Upon  a  masculine  soul ;  where4  thy  acceptance 
Of  what  is  in  my  power,  shall  make  thee  scorn 
These  things  of  care  and  golden  slavery, 
That  fool  and  flinty  consciences  adore, 
And  grasp'd,  like  thieving  sands  steal  through  ou 

fingers. 

I'll  give  thee  wisdom,  Paris,  in  which  name 
I  comprehend  all  harmony  of  earth 
And  heaven,  and  make  thee  kinsman  to  the  gods. 
Nature  shall  open  her  dark  bosom  to  thee, 
And  give  thee  leave  to  rifle  all  her  wonders ; 
The  virgin  arts  shall  court  thee  to  be  call'd 
Their  oracle  ;  and  whatsoe'er  the  extent 
Of  that  wide  orb  contains,  whose  bounds  shut  up 
The  universal  creature,  shall  unveil 
Their  beauties,  and  be  proud  to  enrich  thy  know- 
ledge. 

4  where]  i.  e.  whereas.     D. 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY.       335 

Ven.  Juno  and  Pallas  promise  gallantly. 
Pal.  Yet  this  concludes  not,  what  Minerva  can 
Bestow  upon  her  Paris.     If  the  arts 
n flame  thee  not,  or  do  appear  less  active, 
ind  glorious  to  meet  thy  fierce  ambition, 
?ame  shall  want  breath  to  tell  the  world  what 

triumphs 

Jhall  crown  thy  name  in  war,  if  Pallas  arm 
Thy  breast  with  courage,  which  my  bounty  throws 
To  thy  acceptance.     If  that  ball  be  mine, 
'11  give  thee  a  spirit,  Trojan,  and  such  conquests 
ty  thy  own  valour,  as  at  once  shall  fright, 
Ind  please  the  hearer's  faith.  Nations  shall  tremble 
\>  mention  thy  great  acts,  whose  memory 
jihall  out-live  all  Egyptian  pyramids, 
'  .nfl  bloom  when  winters  have  defac'd  the  world, 
nd  feeble  time  shall  droop  and  halt  with  age. 
rophies  shall  fall  in  duty  to  thy  sword, 
.nd  captive  princes  wait  upon  thy  chariot ; 
orae  shall  build  statues,  others  invent  games, 
ome  temples  to  thy  name  ;  while  holy  priests, 
nd  virgin  quires  shall  make  it  their  religion, 
'o  pay  thee  songs,  and  crown  thy  images 
ftth  ever-springing  garlands.     Be  wise,  Paris ; 
esolve  to  make  that  golden  circle  mine, 
oth  arts  and  arms  shall  make  their  glories  thine. 
Ven.  What  words,  what  argument  to  move  thee, 

Paris, 

left  for  Cytherea?    Mighty  Juno 
loos  thy  ambition  with  state  and  kingdoms, 
ourting  thy  genius  in  a  shower  of  gold : 
alias  not  only  will  inspire  thy  soul, 
/^ith  valour,  on  which  victory  shall  wait, 
nd  crown  thy  head  with  her  immortal  laurels, 
at  make  thee  rich  in  science,  and  uncloud 
1  he  sacred  beauties  of  all  art  and  nature. 
1  hese  bounties  seem  to  have  left  Venus  nothing ; 
1  it  when  my  power  and  gifts  come  to  the  balance, 
Zl 


836      THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY. 

Paris  shall  see  their  glories,  thin  and  light, 
Fly  into  air.     1  am  the  queen  of  love : 
Think  but  how  poor  are  Pallas'  victories, 
When  I  have  made  her  greatest  soldiers  tame, 
Forc'd'em  look  pale,  and  tremble,  sigh  and  weep 
Ready  to  give  their  ghost  up  at  a  frown, 
And  think  my  smile  or  kiss  their  only  heaven. 
Her  oracles,  of  wisdom  and  philosophy 
Have   been   my  fools,  and   all   their  strength 

learning, 

But  able  to  express  great  Love's  supremacy, 
And  my  dominions  boundless.     What  do  I 
Boast  the  extent  of  my  command  on  earth, 
When  under  my  diviner  ensigns  march 
Etherial  troops,  my  power  confess'd  by  Jove 
To  sway  in  heaven  ?  and  what  are  all  the  treasu 
And  gifts  of  Juno,  kingdoms  pil'd  on  kingdoms, 
Which  at  the  best  but  multiply  thy  cares 
To  keep,  if  Love  be  not  propitious  to  thee? 
Who  can  discharge  a  thousand  stings  upon 
Thy  heart,  and  make  it  prisoner  when  I  please. 
Juno.  The  goddess  of  vexation  we  allow  thee 
Ven.  But  these  are  not  the  motives  to  incline 
Thy  thoughts,  young  prince,  to  me  ;  thus  fear, 

love 

Should  plead  for  me  ;  although  the  torments  ar 
High  and  consuming,  where  I  fix  displeasure, 
The  joys  I  pour  upon  my  favourites 
Shall  be  my  orators,  whose  endless  charms 
Are  above  counter-magic,  and  shall  tie 
Thy  soul  in  everlasting  chains  of  love. 
Poets  have  feign'd  Elysium  after  death, 
Which  thou  shalt  here  possess ;  and  all  the  pleasu 
Of  those  blest  shades,  they  talk  of  in  their  songs 
Shall  spread  themselves  before  thee,  which  th 

shalt 

Possess  as  lord,  not  tenant  to  the  groves. 
It  shall  be  ever  spring,  and  ever  summer, 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEA.UTY.       337 

-Vhere  Paris  shall  inhabit ;  all  rude  airs, 

Phe  killing  dews,  tempest,  and  lightning,  shall 

3e  strangers  to  thy  walks,  which  the  west  wind[s] 

Shall  with  their  soft  and  gentle  gales  perfume. 

,fhe  laurel  and  the  myrtle  shall  compose 

Thy  arbours,  interwoven  with  the  rose, 

Lnd  honey-dropping  woodbine  ;  on  the  ground 

|Phe  flowers  ambitiously  shall  crowd  themselves 

nto  love-knots  and  coronets,  to  entangle 

Thy  feet,  that  they  may  kiss  them,  as  they  tread, 

^nd  keep  them  prisoners  in  their  amourous  stalks. 

The  violet  shall  weep  when  thou  remov'st, 

\nd  the  pale  lilly  deck  her  innocent  cheek 

With  pearls  to  court  thy  stay ;  the  hyacinth, 

vVhen  thou  art  passing  by  her,  shall  disclose 

Her  purple  bosom  to  thee,  proud  to  be 

diluted  by  thy  eye,  and  being  left, 

Slush,  droop,  and  wither,  like  a  love-sick  virgin. 

)oth  Paris  thirst  ?  rivers  of  nectar  flow 

n  every  chrystal  channel :  wouldst  thou  feed  ? 

The  trees  shall  bow  under  their  heavenly  fruit, 

d  offer  their  ambrosia  to  thy  gathering. 

r  shall  thou  be  alone;  a  thousand  nymphs, 
fairer  than  ever  thy  eyes  gaz'd  upon, 
Shall  wait  upon  my  darling,  and  with  sport 
vlake  thy  delight  immortal.     These  at  last, 
To  crown  thy  joys,  shall  lead  thee  to  a  mistress, 
2ompar'd  to  whom,  their  beauties  have  no  name  ; 
n  whose  least  part  more  wonders  shall  invite 
Thy  amaz'd  eye,  than  all  the  queens  of  earth 
!an  boast  together;  and  this  beauty's  heaven 

ill  I  bestow  on  Paris,  in  whose  love 
-Ie  shall  possess  more  raptures,  than  are  sands 
n  all  the  glass  of  time. 

Juno-  Fine  airy  blessings ! 

small  art  will  distinguish  'twixt  us  three, 
vVho  can  deserve  thee  best. 

Par.  I  am  transported  ; 


338      THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY. 

And  first  my  bumble  gratitude  presented 

For  this,  an  honour  above  all,  that  has 

A  name  in  story,  lent  to  grace  a  mortal ; 

And  give  me  patience,  you  diviner  natures, 

If  it  distract,  and  fright  my  weaker  counsels. 

It  is  not  safe  to  think ;  what  language  then 

Shall  have  the  confidence  to  express  those  thought 

That  merit  to  be  stifled  ?     I  must  tremble 

To  be  myself,  and  speak.     Yet,  if  I  dream  not, 

I  am  commanded  to  resign  this  ball, 

Not  mine,  but  hers,  of  you  three  best  deserving  : 

Is't  not  a  sin  to  name  one  best?  oh  pardon ! 

That  I  had  leave  to  whisper  in  the  ear 

Of  Jove  two  minutes ! 

Pal.  It  was  meant  by  him, 
You  should  declare  yourself  to  us. 

Ven.  Be  confident, 
And  wisdom  guide  the  sentence. 

Juno.  'Tis  expected, 
Be  therefore  bold  and  wise. 

Par.  I  feel  new  courage 
Infus'd  ;  there's  something  spreads  through  evei 

part, 

And  chides  my  timorous  youth  into  resolve 
Of  something  that  must  be. 

Omnes.  It  must  be  welcome: 
We  are  prepared. 

Par.  Great  Juno,  I  not  dare 
To  question  your  vast  power ;  the  world  and  you 
Shut  all  up  with  one  circle.    Wealth  and  kingdoi 
Are  able  to  strike  blind  with  their  temptation 
The  eyes  of  young  ambition,  and  my  birth 
Had  sure  those  seeds  of  glory,  but  my  fate 
Has  stifled'era,  and  made  them  so  familiar 
With  shades  and  humble  thoughts,  I  cannot  find 
My  soul  now  fit  for  those  desires. 

Juno.  Despise 
My  gifts  !  perish  in  wants  unpitied. 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY.      339 

Pal.  Nay,  stay,  and  hear  one  more  concluded, 

Juno:5 
The  ball  is  not  bestow 'd. 

Par.  'Tis  some  unhappiness, 
I  look  not  with  that  admiration 
Upon  Minerva's  gifts.     Philosophy, 
That  teacheth  to  contemplate  heaven  and  nature, 
Carries  some  trouble  with  it ;  and  for  arms, 
There  are  enow  will  bleed  to  be  triumphant ; 
A  limb  to  me  is  better  than  a  laurel 
Purchas'd  with  wounds.     Your  pardon,  if  I  think 
The  queen  of  love  to  be  preferr'd.    Accept 
The  ball,  bright  Cytherea,  and  with  it 
The  humble  heart  of  Paris. 

Juno.  Am  I  thus 
Neglected  by  a  boy  ?  how  I  despise  him ! 

Pal.  I  pity  the  fond  youth. 

[Exeunt  Juno  and  Pallas. 

Par.  They  are  both  gone. 

Ven.  Displeased. 

Par.  Their  anger  frights  not  me, 
So  I  be  welcome  here. 

Ven.  Be  confident, 

Enter  CUPID. 

Love  shall  confirm  it :  see,  my  son  appears. 
Cupid,  I  thought  thou  hadst  been  lost. 

Cup.  Though  blind, 
I  never  lose  my  way  to  beauty :  mother, 
I  all  this  while  but  hover'd  in  the  air, 
To  hear  how  Paris  would  determine,  and 
Rejoice  in  beauty's  triumph,  and  thy  justice. 

Par.  Let  Juno  fret,  and  Pallas  frown ; 
Nature  to  all  succeeding  times  shall  prove, 
Wealth,  arts,  and  arms  must  yield  to  conquering 
love. 

5  Nay,  stay,  #c.]    A  friend  proposes  to  read  : 
"  Nay,  stay,  and  hear  once  more  :  concluded,  Juno  !  "    D. 


340      THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY. 

Cup.  That  name  belongs  lo  me. 

Par.  Venus  and  Cupid  will  no  doubt  agree : 
Love  dwells  with  beauty,  they  together  move  ; 
There  is  no  beauty  where  there  is  not  love. 

Cup.  For  this  choice,  young  Paris,  know, 
While  powerful  Cupid  hath  a  bow, 
A.  golden  shaft,  or  skilful  hand, 
All  shall  move  at  thy  command. 

Par.  You  both  make  Paris  happy. 

Ven.  But  where  are 

Our  train  of  Graces,  and  the  pleasant  Hours, 
To  entertain  our  darling1?     Where  is  Hymen? 
Where  is  Delight? 

Cup.  Mother,  they  both  appear. 

Enter  HYMEN  and  DELIGHT. 

Song. 

Hym.  Come,  ye  Graces,  come  away. 

Del.  Ye  pleasant  Hours,  why  do  you  stay  ? 

Both.   Upon  your  mistress  wait. 

Hym,  See,  where  in  state, 
The  queen  of  love  and  beauty  is. 

Del.   On  such  a  solemn  night  as  this, 

Sacred  to  kissing, 
What  bold  nymph  dare  be  missing  ? 

Hym.   They  come,  they  come,  behold 
The  modest  Graces. 

Enter  the  Graces. 

Del.  For  love's  sake  mend  your  paces, 
And  blush  not  to  be  bold. 
Hym.  The  Hours  have  lost  their  wings,  I  fear. 

Enter  the  Hours. 
Del.  No,  they  appear  ; 


THE  TRIUMPH  OF  BEAUTY.      341 

Chorus. 
And  Ida  green 

Is  now  the  court  of  Paphotf  queen, 
Where  every  one  doth  welcome  sing 
To  Venus,  and  their  new  made  king. 

They  all  bow  to  Venus. 

Ven.  All  these  wait 

On  me,  and  I  command  them  to  attend 
On  lovely  Paris. 

Par.  Let  me  dwell  ever 
With  Cytherea ;  Ida  is  turn'd  heaven.     > . 

Ven.  Now  let  us  dance  ;  these  pleasures  are  not 
active. 

They  dance ;  after  which  a  Song,  and  the 
Hours  steal  off. 

How  dully  all  your  joys  do  move  ? 

Delight  is  crippled  here  ; 
Your  motion  should  be  like  to  that  above  ; 

This  is  too  thick  a  sphere. 
The  feather-footed  Hours  are  fled  away, 

Asham'd  to  stay: 
Then  follow,  fly,  oh  come, 
•  You  must  make  haste, 
•  If  you  will  taste 
;  Love's  new  elysium. 

Ven.  We  want  some  of  our  nymphs,  Eunomia, 
Fair  Diche,  and  Irene ;  are  they  gone? 

1  Grace.  Although  we  did  entreat  them  stay, 
The  pleasant  Hours  are  stol'n  away. 

Ven.  Which  way?  : 

[2]  Grace.  That  way, 
To  the  Elysian  bowers. 

Par.  We'll  fly,  and  overtake  the  happy  Hours. 

[Exeunt. 


CUPID  AND  DEATH 


Cupid  and  Death]  The  fiction  of  Cupid  and  Death  ex- 
changing weapons,  is  found  in  various  writers ;  and  was 
probably,  as  the  late  Mr.  Boswell  observes,  of  Italian  .origin  : 
see  his  note  on  Venus  and  Adonis, — Shakspeare,  vol.  xx.  p  67. 
The  title  of  the  old  copy  is  Cvpid  and  Death.  A  Masque.  As 
it  was  Presented  before  his  Excellende,  the  Embassadour  of  Por- 
tugal, Upon  the  26  of  March,  1653.  Written  by  J.  S.  4to. 
1653  :  it  was  again  printed  in  4to.  in  1659.  D. 


THE  PRINTER  TO  THE  READER. 

This  Masque  was  born  without  ambition  of  more  than  to 
make  good  a  private  entertainment*  though  it  found,  with- 
out any  address  or  design  of  the  author,  an  honourable 
acceptation  from  his  Excellency,  the  ambassador  of  Por- 
tugal^ to  whom  it  was  presented  by  Mr.  Luke  Channen,  8fc. 

It  had  not  so  soon  been  published,  for  the  author  meant 
all  civilities  to  all  persons,  but  that  he  heard  an  imperfect 
copy  was  put  to  the  press,  with  an  addition  before  it,  of 
some  things,  that  should  be  obtruded  by  another  hand, 
which  the  author  s  judgment  could  not  consent  to. 

The  scenes  wanted  no  elegance,  or  curiosity  for  the  de- 
light of  the  spectator.  The  musical  compositions  had  in 
them  a  great  soul  of  harmony.  For  the  gentlemen  that 
performed  the  dances,  thus  much,  the  author  did  affirm 
upon  sight  of  their  practice,  that  they  showed  themselves 
masters  of  their  quality. 


CHARACTERS  IN  THE  MASQUE. 

Cupid. 

Folly. 

Madness. 

Death. 

Despair. 

Mercury. 

Nature. 

Host. 

Chamberlain. 

Lovers. 

Ladies. 

Old  men  and  women. 

Gentlemen. 

Satyr. 


CUPID  AND  DEATH. 


THE  SCENE. 

A  Forest ;  on  the  side  of  a  hill,  a  fair  House,  repre- 
senting an  Inn  or  Tavern  ;  out  of  which  cometh 
an  HOST,  being  a  jolly,  sprightly  old  man,  his 
cap  turned  up  with  crimson,  his  doublet  fustian, 
with  jerkin  and  hanging  sleeves,  trunk-hose  of 
russet,  stockings  yellow,  cross-gartered;  after 
him,  a  CHAMBERLAIN. 

Host.  Are  all  things  in  their  preparation 
For  my  immortal  guests? 

Chamb.  Nothing  is  wanting 
That  doth  concern  my  province,  sir ;  I  am 
Your  officer  above  stairs.     The  great  chamber, 
With  the  two  wooden  monuments  to  sleep  in, 
(That  weigh  six  load  of  timber,  sir,)  are  ready. 
That  for  the  prince  d'Amour,  whom  we  call  Cupid, 
I  have  trimm'd  artificially  with  roses, 
And  his  own  mother's  myrtle :  but  I  have 
Committed  sacrilege  to  please  the  other ; 
Death  does  delight  in  yew,  and  I  have  robb'd 
A  church-yard  for  him.    Are  you  sure  they'll  come 
To  night  ?  I  would  fain  see  this  dwarf  call'd  Cupid ; 
For  t'  other,  I  look  on  him  in  my  fancy 
Like  a  starv'd  goblin. 

Host,  Death,  I  must  confess, 


348  CUPID  AND  DEATH. 

Cuts  not  so  many  inches  in  the  say1 

As  our  last  venison  ;  'tis  a  thin-chapp'd  hound, 

And  yet  the  cormorant  is  ever  feeding. 

Cham.  He  is  kin2  to  the  devouring  gentleman 
Of  the  long  robe — 

Host.  That  has  bespoke  a  chamber 
I'  th'  college  among  the  bears,  and  means  to  be 
In  commons  with  them. 

Cham.  But,  good  sir,  resolve  me, 
Are  they  good  spirited  guests?  will  they  tipple 
To  elevation  ?  do  they  scatter  metal 
Upon  the  waiters?    will  they  roar,  and  fancy 
The  drawers,  and  the  fiddles,  till  their  pockets 
Are  empty  as  our  neighbour's  drone?  and  after 
Drop  by  degrees  their  wardrobe,  and  in  the  morning 
When  they  have  day-light  to  behold  their  naked- 
ness, 

Will  they  with  confidence  amaze  the  streets, 
And  in  their  shirts,  to  save  their  pickled  credits, 
Pretend  a  race,  and  trip  it  like  fell  footmen  ? 
These  rantings  were  the  badges  of  our  gentry. 
But  all  their  dancing  days  are  done,  I  fear. 

Host.  These  were  the  garbs  and  motions,  late 

in  fashion 

With  humorous  mortals  ;  but  these  guests  are  of 
No  human  race. 

Cham.  Pray,  what  attendance  have  they  ? 

Host.  Love  has  two 

Gentlemen,  that  wait  on  him  in  his  chamber, 
Of  special  trust ;  he  cannot  act  without  them. 

Cham.  Their  names,  sir,  I  beseech  you? 

Host.  Folly,  and  Madness. 

Cham.  A  pair  of  precious  instruments,3  and  fit 
To  be  o'  th'  privy  council. 

1  Cuts  not  so  many  inches  in  the  say~\  See  note  vol.  i,  p.  232.  D 

2  He  is  kin  ....  commons  with  them]     Not  in  the   4to.   o 
1659.  D. 

3  and  fit come  to]  Not  in  the  4to.  of  1659.  D. 


CUPID  AND  DEATH.  349 

Host.  We  may  see 
What  most  of  our  nobilitv  are  come  to. 

•/ 

Cham.  Sure  they  are  well  descended,  sir. 

Host.  The  fool 

Could  ride  a  hundred  mile  in  his  own  pedigree, 
And  give  as  many  coats — 

Cham.  Fools'  coats  ;  there  are 
Enough  to  wear  them. 

Host.  As  he  had  acres  in  eleven  fat  lordships, 
And  play'd  at  duck  and  drake  with  gold,  like 
pebbles. 

Cham.  Was  this  man  born  a  fool? 

Host.  No,  but  his  keeping 
Company  with  philosophers  undid  him, 
Who  found  him  out  a  mistress  they  calPd  Fame, 
And  made  him  spend  half  his  estate  in  libraries, 
Which  he  bestow'd  on  colleges,  took  the  toy 
Of  building  quadrangles,  kept  open  house, 
And  fell  at  last  most  desperately  in  love 
With  a  poor  dairy-maid,  for  which  he  was  begg'd — 

Cham.  A  fool?4 

Host.  And  leads  the  van  in  Cupid's  regiment. 

Cham.  What  was  the  mad-man,  sir? 

Host.  A  thing  was  born  to  a  very  fair  per  annum, 
And  spent  it  all  in  looking-glasses. 

Cham.  How? 
That's  a  project  f  ne'er  heard  on  :  looking-glasses ! 
How  many  did  he  break,  sir,  in  a  day? 

Host.  They  broke  him  rather,  in  the  right  under- 
standing; 

For  nature  having  given  him  a  good  face, 
The  man  grew  wild  with  his  own  admirations, 

O 

And  spent  his  full  means  upon  flatterers, 
That  represented  him  next  to  an  angel. 
Thus  blown  up,  he  took  confidence  to  court 

4  he  was  begg'd — afoot]  An  allusion  to  the  custom  of  beg- 
ging from  the  crown  the  custody  of  the  person,  and  the  profits 
of  the  estate,  of  a  man,  who  was  purus  idiota.  D. 

VOL.  vi.  A  a 


850  CUPID  AND  DEATH. 

A  lady  of  noble  blood,  and  swelling  fortune  ; 
Within  three  days  fell  sick  of  the  small  pox, 
And  on  the  fourth  run  mad,  with  the  conceit 
His  face,  when  he  recover'd,  would  be  like 
A  country  cake,  from  which  some  children  had 
New  pick'd  the  plums. 

Cham.  A  brace  of  pretty  beagles. 

Host.  They  are  here. 

Cham.  I  see  not  Death. 

Host.  He's  the  last  thing  we  look  for. 

Enter  CUPID,  FOLLY,  and  MADNESS  ;  the  HOST 
joins  with  them  in  a  dance. 

SONG. 

Though  little  be  the  god  of  love, 

Yet  his  arrows  mighty  are, 

And  his  victories  above 

What  the  valiant  reach  by  war : 

Nor  are. his  limits  with  the  sky  ; 

O'er  the  milky  way  fie1  II  fly, 

And  sometimes  wound  a  deity. 

Apollo  once  the  Python  slew, 

But  a  keener  arrow  flew 

From  Daphne's  eye,  and  made  a  wound, 

For  which  the  god  no  balsam  found. 

One  smile  of  Venus  too  did  more 

On  Mars,  than  armies  could  before  : 

If' a  warm  Jit  thus  pull  him  down, 

How  will  she  ague-shake  him  with  a  frown  ! 

Thus  Love  can  fiery  spirits  tame, 

And,  when  he  please,  cold  rocks  inflame. 

[Exeunt  Cupid,  Folly,  Madness,  Host,  an 

Chamberlaii 

Enter  DEATH  ;  he  danceth  the  second  entry ;  afte 
which,  he  speaks. 

Death.  Holla!  within! 


CUPID  AND  DEATH. 

Re-enter  CHAMBERLAIN. 

Cham.  You  are  welcome,  gentlemen. — Hah ! 
Quarter,  oh  quarter!  I  am  a  friend,  sir, 
L  moveable  belonging  to  this  tenement, 
Vhere  you  are  expected.     Cupid  is  come  already, 
k.nd  supp'd,  and  at  most  drunk:  we  ha[ve]  reserv'd, 
According  to  order,  for  your  palate,  sir, 
Phe  cockatrice's  eggs,  the  cold  toad- pie, 
>n  dozen  of  spiders,  and  the  adders'  tongues 
four  servant  Famine,  sir,  bespoke. 

Death.  Live,  live.  \Exit. 

Chum.  I  thank  you,  sir.  A  curse  upon  his  phys- 

nomy ! 

low  was  I  surprised !  'twas  high  time  to  comfort  me; 
felt  my  life  was  melting  downward. 

Within.  Death,  oh,  Death! 

Cham.  Who's  that?     I  do  not  like  the  voice. 
What  art  ? 

Enter  DESPAIR,  with  a  halter. 

Des.  A  miserable  thing. 

Cham.  Ay,  so  thou  seem'st: 
last  not  a  name  ? 

Des.  My  name,  sir,  is  Despair. 

Cham.  Despair!  rny  time's  not  come  yet :  what 

have  I 
To  do  with  thee?  what  com'st  thou  hither  for1? 

Des.  To  find  out  Death  ;  life  is  a  burden  to  me  ; 

have  pursued  all  paths  to  find  him  out, 
ind  here  i'th'forest  had  a  glimpse  on  him, 
5ut  could  not  reach  him  with  my  feet  or  voice : 

would  fain  die,  but  Death  flies  from  me,  sir. 

Cham.  I  wonder  you  should  travel  in  the  forest, 
^nd  among  so  many  trees  find  none  convenient, 
laving  the  tackling  ready  'bout  your  neck  too. 
great  affairs  take  up  the  devil's  time, 
Aa2 


352  CUPID  AND  DEATH. 

He  cannot  sure  attend  these  low  employments  ; 
He's  busy  'bout  leviathans:  I  know  not ; 
There's  something  in't.     You  have  not  made  you 

will,  sure. 

Des    Yes,  sir,  I  carry  it  wi'me  ;  it  wants  nothi 
But  his  name,  and  my  subscription. 
Cham.  Whose  name? 
Des.  Mis  name,  I  mean  to  make  my  heir. 
Cham.  Who's  that? 
DCK.  That  charitable  man, 
Will  bring  Death  to  me ;  there's  a  blank  left  fc 

him  ; 

And  if  you  please  to  do  me,  sir,  the  office, 
Even  you  shall  be  the  man.     1  have  profess'd 
An  usurer  these  fifty  years  and  upwards  ; 
The  widows  and  sad  orphans,  whose  estates 
I  have  devour 'd,  are  croaking  in  my  conscience. 
Cham.  And  shall  he  be  your  heir,  that  does  th 

feat, 

To  make  you  acquainted  with  this  cannibal 
You  talk  of? 

Des.  Oh,  my  happiness ! 
Cham    I'll  do  it. 

But  I  believe  you're  sorry  for  your  baseness, 
Your  rapines  and  extortions5 — 

Des.  Mistake  not, 

I  am  sorry  for  no  mischief  I  have  done  ; 
That  would   come  near   repentance,   which,  y 

know, 

Cures  all  the  achings  of  the  soul ;  if  I 
Could  but  be  sorry,  Death  were  of  no  use  to  me, 
Cham.  Keep  ye  of  that  mind,  you  say  very  rig 

sir ; 

I'll  try  what  I  can  do 

With  Death,  to  do  your  conscience  a  courtesy  : 
He's  now  within  our  house.  I'll  bring  you  pen 
And  ink,  to  write  my  name  too,  honest  father. 

•  extortion*]     The  4to.  of  1655  "  extortion."     D. 


CUPID  AND  DEATH.  353 

Des.  Thou  art  my  dearest  child ;  take  all  my 
blessings. 

Cham.  Here's  like  to  he  a  fortune!  [Exit. 

Des.  I  want  strength 
To  climb ;  I  see  a  very  pretty  twig  else, 
jAnd  space  for  a  most  comfortable  swing  : 
'Tis  a  hard  case  the  devil  wo'  not  help  [He  climbs. 
At  a  dead  lift.     [He falls.]     O  my  sciatica! 
1  have  broke  my  spectacles,  and  both  ray  hips 
Are  out  of  joint.     Help ! 

Re-enter  CHAMBERLAIN,  with  a  bottle  of  wine. 

Cham.  Death  will  be  with  you  presently,  the  last 

course 

Is  now  on  the  table  :  that  you  may  not  think 
The  time  long,  I  have  brought  you — hah!  rise  up, 
sir. 

Des.  Alas!  I  have  had  a  fall :  I  was  endeavouring 
To  do  the  meritorious  work,  and  hang 
Myself,  for  Death,  methought,  was  long  a  coming, 
But  my  foot  slipp'd. 

Cham.  Alas,  what  pity  'twas ! 
If  I  had  thought  your  soul  had  been  in  such 
Haste,  I  would  have  given  you  a  lift  before 
I  went. 

Des.  It  was  my  zeal, 

Cham.  Alas,  it  seem'd  so ! 
You  might  have  took  the  river  with  more  ease ; 
The  stream  would  have  convey'd  you  down  so  gently, 
You  should  not  feel  which  way  your  soul  was  going. 
But  against  the  frights  Death  might  bring  with  him, 
1  have  brought  you  a  bottle  of  wine.  I'll  begin,  sir. 

[Drinks. 

Des.  Would  it  were  poison  ! 

Cham.  So  would  not  I,  I  thank  you; 
Tis  pure  blood  of  the  grape. 

Des.  Wine? 


351  CUPID  AND  DEATH. 

Cham.  At  my  charge, — 1  know  you  do  not  use 
To  pay  for  nectar, — I  bestow  it,  sir. 

Des.  That's  kindly  said  :  I  care  not  if  I  taste — 

[Drinks 

Cham.  I'th'mean  time,  please  you,  I'll  peruse 

the  will ; 

1  can  put  in  my  own  name,  and  make  it  fit 
For  your  subscription.  What's  here'*  hah  !  [Reads 
A  thousand  pound  in  jewels^  in  ready  money 
Ten   thousand  more, — land — Hah,   preserve   mi 

senses ! 

I'll  write  my  name,  and  thank  heaven  afterwards. 
Here,  sir ;  before  you  can  subscribe,  the  gentlemai 
Will  come,  and  kill  you  to  your  heart's  content. 

Des.  Hum  ! 

This  foolish  wine  has  warm'd  me :  what  d'ye  call 
The  name  on't  ? 

Cham.  Sack. 

Des.  Sack !  why,  truly,  son — 

Cham.  Nay, 
Sir,  make  haste,  for  Death  will  be  here  instantly. 

Des.  At  his  own  leisure,  1  would  not  be  trouble 

some: 

Now  I  do  know  his  lodging,  I  can  come 
Another  time. 

Cham.  But  the  will,  father?  you  may  write  now— 

Des.  Deeds  are  not  vigorous  without  legal  wit 

nesses ; 

My  scrivener  lives  at  the  next  town,  and  I 
Do  find  my  body  in  a  disposition 
To  walk  a  mile  or  two.     Sack,  d'ye  call  it? 
How  strangely  it  does  alter  my  opinion  ! 

Cham.  Why,  have  you  no  mind  to  hang  your 
self? 

Des.  I  thank  you, 
I  find  no  inclination. 

Cham.  Shall  not  I  be  your  heir  then  ? 

Des.  In  the  humour, 


CUPID  AND  DEATH  855 

And  spirit,  I  now  feel  in  brain  and  body, 

I  may  live — to  see  you  hang'd  :  I  thank  you  heartily. 

Cham.  But  you  will  have  the  conscience,  I  hope, 
To  pay  me  for  the  wine  has  wrought  this  miracle. 

Des.  Your  free  gift,  I  remember ;  you  know,  / 

use  not 

To  pay  for  nectar,  as  you  call  it.     Yet 
I  am  not  without  purpose  to  be  grateful : 
Some  things  shall  be  corrected  in  my  will ; 
In  the  mean  time,  if  you'll  accept  of  a 
Small  legacy,  this  hemp  is  at  your  service ; 
And  it  shall  cost  you  nothing,  I  bestow  it. 

[  Gives  him  the  halter. 

We  men  of  money,  worn  with  age  and  cares, 
Drink  in  new  life  from  wine  that  costs  us  nothing. 
Farewell,  and  learn  this  lesson  from  Despair, 
Give  not  your  father  sack,  to  be  his  heir.        [Exit. 

Cham.  Not  a  tear  left?  would's  brains  were  in 
the  bottle !  [Exit. 

SONG. 

Victorious  men  of  earth,  no  more 

Proclaim  how  wide  your  empires  are ; 

Though  you  bind  in  every  shore, 
And  your  triumphs  reach  as  far, 

As  night  or  day, 
Yet  you,  proud  monarch*,  must  obey, 

And  mingle  with  forgotten  ashes,  when 

Death  calls  ye  to  the  crowd  of  common  men. 

Devouring  Famine,  Plague,  and  War, 

Each  able  to  undo  mankind, 
Deaths  servile  emissaries  are  ; 

Nor  to  these  alone  con  find, 
He  hath  at  will 

More  quaint  and  subtle  ways  to  kill ; 
A  smile  or  kiss,  as  he  ivill  use  the  art, 
Shall  have  the  cunning  skill  to  break  a  heart. 


366  CUPID  AND  DEATH. 

Enter  CHAMBERLAIN. 
Cham.  Ho,  master,  master! 
Enter  HOST. 

Host.  What's  the  matter? 

Cham.  Nothing  but  to  ask  you,  whether  you  be 
Alive  or  no,  or  whether  I  ara  not 
My  own  ghost,  that  thus  walk  and  haunt  your  house. 

Host.  Thou  lookest  frighted. 

Cham.  Death  and  his  train  are  gone  ; 
1  thank  heaven  he's  departed.     1  slept  not 
One  wink  to  night,  nor  durst  I  pray  aloud, 
For  fear  of  waking  Death  ;  but  he  at  midnight 
Calls  for  a  cup  to  quench  his  thirst,  a  bowl 
Of  blood  I  gave  him  for  a  morning's  draught, 
And  had  an  ague  all  the  while  he  drunk  it. 
At  parting,  in  my  own  defence,  and  hope 
To  please  him,  I  desir'd  to  kiss  his  hand, 
Which  was  so  cold,  o'th'sudden,  sir,  my  mouth 
Was  frozen  up,  which  as  the  case  stood 
Then  with  my  teeth  did  me  a  benefit, 
And  kept  the  dancing  bones  from  leaping  out: 
At  length,  fearing  for  ever  to  be  speechless, 
I  us'd  the  strength  of  both  my  hands  to  open 
My  lips,  and  now  feel  every  word  I  speak,6 
Drop  from  it  like  an  icicle. 

Host.  This  cold 
Fit  will  be  over.     What  said  Cupid? 

Cham.  He 
Was  fast  asleep. 

Host.  The  boy  went  drunk  to  bed  : 
Death  did  not  wake  him  ? 

Cham.  It  was  not  necessary  in  point  of  reckoning 

6  feel  every  word  I  speak"]    The  old  copies  "  feel'd  every  wor 
J  )»pake."     D. 


CUPID  AND  DEATH.  357 

Death  was  as  free  as  any  emperor, 

And  pays  all  where  he  comes ;   Death  quits  all 

scores. 

I  have  the  summa  tolalis  in  my  pocket, 
But  he  without  more  ceremony  left 
The  house  at  morning  twilight. 

Host.  Hah  !  they  knock. 
Get  thee  a  cup  of  wine  to  warm  thy  entrails. 

[Exit  Chamberlain. 

Though  Love  himself  be  but  a  water-drinker, 
His  train  allow  themselves  rich  wines.     Your  fool 
And  madman  is  your  only  guests  to  taverns, 
And  to  excess  this  licence  time  affords, 
When  masters  pay,  their  servants  drink  like  lords. 

Re-enter  CHAMBERLAIN. 

Cham.  Sir,  they  call  for  you :  Cupid's  up,  and 

ready, 

And  looks  as  fresh,  as  if  he  had  known  no  surfeit 
Of  virgins'  tears,  for  whose  fair  satisfaction 
He  broke  his  leaden  shafts,  and  vows  hereafter 
To  shoot  all  flames  of  love  into  their  servants. 
There  are  some  music  come,  to  give  his  godship 
Good  morrow  ;  so  he  means  to  hear  one  song, 
And  then  he  takes  his  progress. 

Host.  \  attend  him.  [Exit. 

Cham.  But  I  have  made  my  own  revenge  upon 

him, 

For  the  hard-hearted  baggage  that  he  sent  me ; 
And  Death  I  have  serv'd  a  trick  for  all  his  huffing. 
They  think  not  what  artillery  they  carry 
Along  with  them  ;  I  have  chang'd  their  arrows. 
How  Death  will  fret,  to  see  his  fury  cozen'd  ! 
But  how  will  Love  look  pale,  when  he  shall  find 
What  a  mortality  his  arrows  make 
Among  the  lovers !  let  the  god  look  to't. 
I  have  put  it  past  my  care,  and  not  exoect 


368  CUPID  AND  DEATH. 

To  see  them  again  ;  or  should  \  meet  with  Death, 

1  shall  not  fear  him  now  ;  for  Cupid,  if 

Lovers  must  only  by  his  arrows  fall, 

I'm  safe,  for,  ladies,  I  defy  you  all.  [Exit 

SONG. 

Stay,  Cupid,  whither  art  thou  flying  ? 

Pity  the  pale  lovers  dying  : 
They  that  honour  d  thee  before, 

Will  no  more 
At  thy  altar  pay  their  vows. 

Ok  let  the  weeping  virgins  strow, 
Instead  of  rose  and  myrtle  boughs. 

Sad  yew,  and  funeral  cypress  now  ! 
Unkind  Cupid,  leave  thy  killing ; 

These  are  all  thy  mothers  doves ; 

Oh  do  not  wound  such  noble  loves, 
And  make  them  bleed,  that  should  be  billing  ! 

The  scene  is  changed  into  a  pleasant  Garden,  a 
fountain  in  the  midst  of  it ;  walks  and  arbours  de- 
lightfully expressed ;  in  divers  places,  Ladies  la- 
menting over  their  Lovers  slain  by  Cupid,  who  is 
discovered  flying  in  the  air. 

Enter  a  LOVER,  playing  upon  a  lute,  courting  his 
MISTRESS  ;  they  dance. 

Enter  NATURE,  in  a   white  robe,  a  chaplet  oj 

floicers,  a  green  mantle  fringed  with  gold,  her  hair 

loose.    They  start,  and  seem  troubled  at  her  entrance. 

Nat.  Fly,  fly,  my  children !    Love,  that  should 

preserve, 

And  warm  your  hearts  with  kind  and  active  blood, 
Is  now  become  your  enemy,  a  murderer. 
This  garden,  that  was  once  your  entertainment 
With  all  the  beauty  of  the  spring,  is  now, 
By  some  strange  curse  upon  the  shafts  of  Cupid, 


CUPID  AND  DEATH.  359 

Design'd  to  be  a  grave.     Look,  every  where 
The  noble  lovers  on  the  ground  lie  bleeding, 
By  frantic  Cupid  slain  ;  into  whose  wounds 
Distracted  virgins  pour  their  tears  so  fast, 
That  having  drain'd  their  fountains,  they  present 
Their  own  pale  monuments.     While  I  but  relate 
This  story,  see,  more  added  to  the  dead : 
Oh,  fly,  and  save  yourselves !  I  am  your  parent, 
Nature,  that  thus  advise  you  to  your  safeties. 
He's  come  already. 

Enter  CUPID,  who  strikes  the  Lover,  and  exit. 

IJGV.  Hah  !  what  winter  creeps 
Into  my  heart! 

Nat.  He  faints,  'tis  now  too  late. 
Some  kinder  god  call  back  the  winged  boy, 
And  give  him  eyes  to  look  upon  his  murders. 
Nature  grows  stiff  with  horror  of  this  spectacle  : 
If  it  be  death  to  love,  what  will  it  be, 
When  Death  itself  must  act  his  cruelty  ! 

Enter  DEATH. 

And  here  he  comes :  what  tragedies  are  next? 
Enter  OLD  MEN  and  WOMEN,  with  crutches. 

Two  aged  pair[s]  :  these  will  be  fit  for  Death  ; 
They  can  expect  but  a  few  minutes  more 
To  wear  the  heavy  burden  of  their  lives. 

Death  strikes  them  with  his  arrow,  and  exit ;  they, 
admiring  one  another,  let  fall  their  crutches  and 
embrace. 

Astonishment  to  Nature !  they  throw  off 
All  their  infirmities,  as  young  men  do 
Their  airy  upper  garments.     These  were  the 


360  CUPID  AND  DEATH. 

Effects  of  Cupid's  shafts  ;  prodigious  change ! 

I  have  not  patience  to  behold  'em  longer.       [Exit. 

They  dance  icith  antic  postures,  expressing  rural 
courtship. 

SONG. 

What  will  it,  Death,  advance  thy  name, 
Upon  cold  rocks  to  waste  a  flame* 

Or  by  mistake  to  throw 
Bright  torches  into  pits  of  snow  ? 

Thy  rage  is  lost 

And  thy  old  killing  frost. 
With  thy  arrows  thou  mayst  try 
To  maTie  the  young  or  aged  bleed, 

But  indeed 
Not  compel  one  heart  to  die. 

CHORUS. 

Oh,  Love,  Oh,  Death,  be  it  your  fate, 
Before  you  both  repent  too  late, 

To  meet,  and  try 

Upon  yourselves  your  sad  artillery  ! 
So  Death  may  make  Love  kind  again, 
Or  cruel  Death  by  Love  be  slain. 

Enter  six  GENTLEMEN  armed,  as  in  the  field,  to 
fight  three  against  three :  to  them  DEATH  ;  he  strikes 
them  with  his  arrow  and  exit;  and  they,  preparing  to 
charge,  meet  one  another  and  embrace.  They  dance. 

SONG. 


Change,  oh,  change  your  fatal  bows, 

Since  neither  knows 
The  virtue  of  each  others  darts  f 
A las,  what  will  become  of  hearts! 

If  it  prove 

A  death  to  love, 


CUPID  AND  DEATH.  361 

We  shall Jind 

Death  will  be  cruel  to  be  kind ; 
For  when  he  shall  to  armies  fly, 
WJiere  men  think  blood  too  cheap  to  buy 

Themselves  a  name, 
He  reconciles  them,  and  deprives 
The  valiant  men  of  more  than  lives, 

A  victory  and  fame  : 

Whilst  Love,  deceivd  by  these  cold  shafts,  instead 
Of  curing  wounded  hearts,  must  kill  indeed. 

CHORUS. 

Take  pity,  gods  !  some  ease  the  world  will  Jind 
To  give  young  Cupid  eyes,  or  strike  Death  blind ; 
Death  should  not  then  have  his  own  will, 
And  Love,  by  seeing  men  bleed,  leave  off  to  kill. 

Enter  CHAMBERLAIN,  leading  two  Apes. 

Cham.  O  yes,  O  yes,  O  yes! 
All  you  that  delight  to  be  merry,  come  see 
My  brace  of  court  Apes,  for  a  need  we  be  three. 
I  have  left  my  old  trade  of  up  and  down  stairs, 
And  now  live  by  leading  my  Apes  unto  fairs. 
Will  you  have  any  sport?  draw  your  money,  be 

quick,  sir, 
And  then  come  aloft,  Jack !  they  shall  shew  you  a 

trick,  sir. 

Now  am  I  in  my  natural  condition, 
For  I  was  born  under  a  wandering  planet : 
I  durst  no  longer  stay  with  my  old  master, 
For  fear  Cupid  and  Death  be  reconciPd 
To  their  own  arrows,  and  so  renew  with  me 
Some  precious  acquaintance. 

Enter  DEATH  ;  he  strikes  CHAMBERLAIN,  and  exit. 
Oh  mv  heart ! 


362  CUPID  AND  DEATH. 

'Twas  Death,  I  fear:  I  am  paid  then  with  a  ven- 
geance. 

My  dear  Apes,  do  not  leave  aie :  hah  !  come  near. 
What  goodly  shapes  they  have,  what  lovely  faces ! 
Ye  twins  of  beauty,  where  were  all  those  graces 
Obscur'd  so  long?  what  cloud  did  interpose, 
I  could  not  see  before  this  lip,  this  nose"? 
These  eyes,  that  do  invite  all  hearts  to  woo  them, 
Brighter  than  stars?  ladies  are  nothing  to  them. 
Oh,  let  me  here  pay  down  a  lover's  duty  ! 
Who  is  so  mad  to  doat  on  woman's  beauty? 
Nature  doth  here  her  own  complexion  spread, 
No  borrowed  ornaments  of  white  and  red  ; 
These  cheeks  wear  no  adulterate  mixtures  on  them, 
To  make  them  blush  as  some  do, — fie  upon  them  ! 
Look,  what  fair  cherries  on  their  lips  do  grow  ! 
Black  cherries,  such  as  none  of  you  can  show, 
That  boast  your  beauties.     Let  me  kiss  your  a — 

Enter  a  SATYR,  loho  strikes  him  on  the  shoulder , 
and  takes  away  his  Apes. 

What's  that?  a  shot  i'th'shoulder  too?  hah! 
What  will  become  of  me  now  ?    Oh,  my  Apes ! 
The  darlings  of  my  heart  are  ravish'd  from  me. 
He  beckons,  and  courts  them  back  with  passionate 

postures. 

No  ?  not  yet,  nor  yet,  hard-hearted  Apes  ? 
I  must  despair  for  ever  to  enjoy  them. 
Despair!  that  name  puts  me  in  mind — 

[He  looks  in  his  pocket,  and  pulls  out  the  halter. 
'Tis  here ; 

Welcome,  dear  legacy  !  I  see,  he  was 
A  prophet  that  bestow'd  it :  how  it  fits  me, 
As  well  as  if  the  hangman  had  took  measure! 
'Tis  honour  in  some  men  to  fight,  and  die 
In  their  fair  ladies'  quarrel,  and  shall  I 
Be  Traid  to  hang  myself  in  such  a  cause  ? 


CUPID  AND  DEATH.  368 

Farewell,  my  pretty  Apes!  when  hemp  is  tied, 
Drop  tears  apace,  and  I  am  satisfied.  [Exit. 

A  dance  of  the  Satyr  and  Apes. 

Upon  the  sudden,  a  solemn  music  is  heard,  and 
Mercury  seen  descending  upon  a  cloud,  at  whose 
approach  the  others  creep  in  amazed.  In  a  part 
of  the  scene,  within  a  bower,  Nature  discovered 
sleeping. 

Mer.  Hence,  ye  profane,  and  take  your  dwellings 

up 

Within  some  cave,  that  never  saw  the  sun, 
Whose  beams  grow  pale,  and  sick  to  look  upon  you! 
This  place  be  sacred  to  more  noble  objects. 
And  see,  where  Nature,  tir'd  with  her  complaints 
To  heaven  for  Death  and  Cupid's  tyranny, 
Upon  a  bank  of  smiling  flowers  lies  sleeping. 
Cares,  that  devour  the  peace  of  other  bosoms, 
Have  by  an  overcharge  of  sorrow  wrought 
Her  heart  into  a  calm,  where  every  sense 
Is  bound  up  in  a  soft  repose  and  silence: 
Be  her  dreams  all  of  me  !    But  to  my  embassy. 

Cupid,  wheresoe'er  thou  be, 

The  gods  lay  their  commands  on  thee, 

In  pain  of  being  banish'd  to 

The  unfrequented  shades  below, 

At  my  first  summons  to  appear  : 

Cupid,  Cupid! 

Enter  CUPID. 

Cup.  I  am  here. 
What  send  the  gods  by  Mercury? 

Mer.  Thy  shame  and  horror.     I  remove 

\He  unblinds  him, 
This  mist.     Now  see  in  every  grove 


364  CUPID  AND  DEATH. 

What  slaughter  thou  hast  made  !  all  these, 
Fond  Cupid,  were  thy  votaries. 
Does  not  their  blood  make  thine  look  pale, 
All  slain  bythee?  'twill  not  prevail 
To  urge  mistakes  ;  thy  fact  appears  : 
Jove  and  the  gods  have  bow'd  their  ears 
To  groaning  Nature,  and  sent  me 
From  their  high  crystal  thrones  to  see 
What  blood,  like  a  dire  vapour  rise,5 
Doth  spread  his  wingvS  to  blind  the  eyes 
Of  heaven  and  day ;  and  to  declare 
Their  justice  and  immortal  care 
Over  the  lower  world. — But  stay, 
Another  must  his  fate  obey. 

Death,  heretofore  the  look'd-for  close 
To  tedious  life,  the  long  repose 
To  wearied  nature,  and  the  gate 
That  leads  to  man's  eternal  late, 
I,  in  the  name  of  every  god, 
Command  thee  from  thy  dark  abode, 
As  thou  wilt  fly  their  wrath,  appear, 
At  my  first  summon[s]  ! 

Enter  DEATH. 

Death.  I  am  here. 

Mer.  Nature,  awake,  and  with  thy  sleep 
Shake  off  the  heavy  chains  that  keep 
Thy  soul  a  captive. 

Nat.  Mercury ! 
Or  am  I  still  in  dreams? 

Mer.  Thy  eye 

Take  truce  with  tears  :  see,  much  abus'd 
Nature,  whom  thou  hast  long  accus'd. 
Leave  thy  wonder,  and  attend 
What  the  gods  by  Hermes  send. 

7  rite]    for  risen.     D. 


CUPID  AND  DEATH.  365 

But  first  I  charge  you  to  resign 
Your  fatal  shafts. 

[Cupid  and  Death,  exchange  their  arrows. 

Cup.  Ay,  these  are  mine. 

Mer.  Cupid,  the  gods  do  banish  thee 
From  every  palace  ;  thou  must  be 
Confin'd  to  cottages,  to  poor 
And  humble  ceils.     Love  must  no  more 
Appear  in  princes'  courts  :  their  heart, 
Impenetrable  by  thy  dart, 
And  from  softer  influence  free, 
By  their  own  wills  must  guided  be. 

Cup.  I  shall  obey. 

Mer.  Death,  thou  may'st  still 
Exercise  thy  power  to  kill  ; 
With  this  limit,  that  thy  rage 
Presume  not  henceforth  to  engage 
On  persons,  in  whose  breast[s]  divine 
Marks  of  art  or  honour  shine  : 
Upon  these  if  thy  malice  try, 
They  may  bleed  but  never  die  ; 
These  are  not  to  be  overcome 
Above  the  force  of  age  or  tomb. 
Is  Nature  pleas'd  ? 
Nat.  The  gods  are  just. 
Mer.  To  this  you  both  submit? 


Mer.  Ye  are  dismiss'd. 

[Exeunt  Cupid  and  Death. 

Nat.  But,  Mercury, 
What  satisfaction  shall  I  have 
For  noble  children  in  the  grave, 
By  Cupid  slain  ? 

Mer.  They  cannot  be 
Reduc'd5  to  live  again  with  thee  ; 
And  could  thy  fancy  entertain 

8  Reducd]     See  note  p.  178.     D. 
VOL.  VI.  B  b 


366  CUPID  AND  DEATH. 

In  what  blest  seats  they  now  remain, 
Thou  would'st  not  wish  them  here. 

Nat.  Might  I 

With  some  knowledge  bless  my  eye, 
Nature  would  put  on  youth. 

Mer.  Then  see 
Their  blest  condition. 

The  scene  is  changed  into  Elysium,  where  the 
grand  Masquers,  the  slain  Lovers,  appear  in  glo- 
rious seats  and  habits. 

Nat.  Where  am  I  ? 
The  world  no  such  perfection  yields. 
Mer.  These  are  the  fair  Elysian  fields. 

SONG. 

Open,  blest  Elysian  grove , 

Where  an  eternal  spring  of  love 

Keeps  each  beauty  fair :  these  shades 

No  chill  dew  or  frost  invades. 

Look,  how  the  flowers,  and  every  tree, 

Pregnant  with  ambrosia  be ; 

Near  banks  of  violet,  springs  appear, 

Weeping  out  nectar  every  tear; 

While  the  once  harmonious  spheres, 

Turn'd  all  to  ears, 
Noiv  listen  to  the  birds,  whose  quire 
Sing  every  charming  accent  higher. 

CHORUS. 

If  this  place  be  not  heaven,  one  thought  can  make  it, 
And  gods,  by  their  own  wonder  led,  mistake  it. 

Nat.  Oh,  who  shall  guide  me  hence?  old  Na- 
ture's sight 
Grows  feeble  at  the  brightness  of  this  glory. 


CUPID  AND  DEATH.  367 

Mer.  I  will  be  Nature's  conduct. 

Nat.  Mercury,  be  ever  honour'd.  [Exeunt. 

The  grand  Dance. 
Re-enter  MERCURY. 

Mer.  Return,  return,  you  happy  men, 
To  your  own  blessed  shades  again, 
Lest  staying  long,  some  new  desire 
In  your  calm  bosoms  raise  a  fire : 
Here  are  some  eyes,  whose  every  beam 
May  your  wandering  hearts  inflame, 
And  make  you  forfeit  your  cool  groves, 
By  being  false  to  your  first  loves. 
Like  a  perfuming  gale  o'er  flowers, 
Now  glide  again  to  your  own  bowers. 

The  Masquers  retreated,  the  curtain  falls. 


Bb2 


THE  CONTENTION 


OF 


AJAX  AND  ULYSSES 


FOB  THE 


ARMOUR  OF  ACHILLES. 


The  Contention  #c.]  Was  printed  in  a  small  octavo  volume, 
in  1659,  together  with  the  drama  (already  given)  Honoria  and 
Mammon :  the  title  of  the  old  copy  is,  "  The  Contention  of  Ajax 
and  Ulysses  for  the  Armor  of  Achilles.  As  it  was  nobly  represented 
by  young  Gentlemen  of  quality ,  at  a  private  Entertainment  of  some 
persons  of  Honour.  Written  by  James  Shirley." 

This  piece  is  founded  on  the  earlier  part  of  the  13th  book  of 
'  Ovid's  Metamorphoses.  As  that  work  is  familiar  to  every  school- 
boy, I  have  not  encumbered  the  page  by  quoting  parallel  pas- 
sages from  it.  D. 


DRAMATIS  PERSONS. 


Agamemnon. 

Menelaus. 

Nestor. 

Diomedes. 

Ajax. 

Ulysses. 

Calchas. 

Thersander. 

Polybrontes. 

Lysippits.  page  to  Ajax. 

Didymus,  page  to  Ulysses. 

Captains,  Officers,  Sfc. 


SCENE,   The  Grecian  Camp. 


THE  CONTENTION 


OF 


AJAX  AND   ULYSSES, 


SCENE   I. 

Near  the  Tent  of  Agamemnon. 

nter,from  opposite  sides,  DIDYMUS  and  LYSIPPUS  : 
as  they  pass,  LYSIPPUS  justles  DIDYMUS. 


« 


id.  Why,  how  now  insolence? 

Lys.  You  know  me,  sir? 

Did.  For  one  that  wants  good  manners — yes,  I 

know 

our  name,  and  best  relation  ;  you  attend 
.  page  on  Ajax  Telamon. 

Lys.  And  you, 

i  such  an  office,  wait  upon  Ulysses  ; 
•ut  with  this  difference,  that  1  am  your  better, 
)  reference  to  my  lord,  as  he  exceeds 

our  master,  both  in  fortitude  and  honour : 
herefore,  I  take  this  boldness  to  instruct 

our  diminutive  worship  in  convenient  duties, 
.nd  that  hereafter  when  you  see  me  pass, 

on  may  descend,  and  vail,  arid  know  fit  distance. 

Did.  To  you  descend,  and  vail !  to  you!    Poor 
rat, 


374  THE  CONTENTION  OF 

Is  he  not  poison'd,  that  he  swells  so  strangely'* 
I  would  bestow  this  admonition,  that 
You  talk  within  your  limits:  I  may  find 
A  pity  for  your  folly,  while  you  make 
Comparisons  with  me  ;  but  let  your  tongue 
Preserve  a  modesty,  and  not  dare  to  name 
My  lord,  without  a  reverence,  and  not 
In  the  same  week  your  master  is  in  mention, 
Lest  I  chastise  you. 

Lys.  Hah,  hah,  prodigy! 

The  monkey  grins,  the  pigmy  would  be  rampan 
Sirrah,  'tis  I  pronounce,  [that]  if  you  have 
A  mind  to  lose  one  of  your  lugs,  or  quit 
Some  teeth,  that  stick  impertinent  in  your  gums 
Or  run  the  hazard  of  an  eye,  or  have 
Your  haunches  kick'd  into  a  gentle  cullice, 
Or  tell  your  master  in  whose  cause  you  have 
Deserv'd  a  cudgelling,  and  merited 

A  crutch  to  carry  home  your  broken  body, 
Talk  on,  and  when  it  is  too  late,  you  may 

Repent  your  impudence. 

Did.  Mighty  man  of  gingerbread  ! 

Is  not  your  name  Lysippus?  what  mad  dog 

Has  bit  thee  ?  thou  art  wild,  hast  lost  thy  senses 
Lys.  You'll  find  I  have  not. 
Did.  Is  all  this  in  earnest? 

And  hast  thou  so  much  ignorance  to  think 

That  lump  of  flesh,  thy  master  (a  thing  meant 

By  nature  for  a  flail,  and  bang  the  sheaves) 

Is  fit  to  be  in  competition 

With  the  wise  prince  of  Ithaca?  whose  name 

Shines,  like  a  constellation,  throughout  Greece, 

And  is  look'd  at  with  admiration 

By  friends  and  enemies  ?    For  shame,  retract 

Thy  gross  opinion  :  it  is  possible 

Thou  may'st  retrieve  thy  lost  wits. 
Lys.  Very  well : 

Then,  you  do  think,  my  little  spawn  of  policy, 


AJAX  AND  ULYSSES.  375 

That  your  sly  master,  the  oil-tongu'd  Ulysses, 
Will  win  the  prize  to  day,  Achilles'  armour, 
And  that  the  kingly  judges,  and  grave  council, 
Will  give  it  against  Ajax  ? 

Did.  In  true  wisdom, 
As  to  the  best  deserver. 

Lys.  Dandiprat!  [Theyjight. 

Enter  CALCHAS. 

Cal.  Remove  yourselves,  and  petty  differences  : 
This  place  is  meant  the  scene  for  a  contention 
Between  the  valiant  Ajax  Telamon, 
And  the  far-fam'd  Ulysses,  who  shall  best 
Merit  to  wear  the  great  Achilles'  arms. 
Methinks,  I  see  heaven's  mighty  windows  open, 
And  those  great  souls,  whom  noble  actions  here 
Translated  to  take  place  among  the  stars, 
Look  down,  and  listen  with  much  expectation 
Of  this  day's  glory.     The  rough  winds  (lest  they 
Should  interrupt  the  plea  of  these  competitors) 
Stand  close  committed  in  their  horrid  caves  ; 
And  Phoebus,  drest  in  all  his  brightest  beams, 
Curbs  in  his  steeds  to  stay,1  to  wait  upon 
The  great  decision. 

Silence !  no  noise  profane  this  place ;  and  may 
The  soul  of  wisdom  be  at  this  great  council ! 

[Exeunt  Didymus  and  Lysippus. 

Enter  Officers,  one  after  another,  bearing  the 
pieces  of  Achilles  armour :  after  them,  in  state, 
AGAMEMNON,  NESTOR,  MENELAUS,  DIOMEDES, 
THERSANDER,  Captains,  fyc. 

Agam.  I  need  not,  Grecian  princes,  spend  much 

time, 
Or  language,  in  discoursing  the  occasion 

1  stay]     Qy.  day.     D. 


376  THE  CONTENTION  OF 

Why  this  great  council  hath  been  call'd.  Achilles, 

Whose  very  name  will  be  enough  to  fill 

The  breath  of  fame,  is  here  again  concern'd; 

Nor  can  his  honoured  ashes  be  without 

Contention  in  his  sacred  urn,  until 

The  difference  between  these  great  competitors 

Be  reconcil'd. 

Cap.  They  both,  great  Agamemnon,  are  prepar'd 
And  cheerful,  as  when  honour  call'd  them  forth 
To  fight,  impatient  of  delay,  or  danger. 

Agam.  Attend  them  hither.          [Exit  Captain. 

Diom.  Let  the  officers 
Take  care  the  soldiers  press  not  past  their  limit. 

Enter  AJAX,  preceded  by  LYSIPPUS,  bearing  his 
target. 

Ajax  appears,  with  lightning  in  his  eyes  ; 
His  big  heart  seems  to  boil  with  rage. 

Men.  He  was 
Ever  passionate.     Here  comes  Ulysses, 

Enter  ULYSSES,  preceded  by  DIDYMUS,  bearing 
his  target ;  he  makes  obeisance,  and  sits  down  in  a 
chair. 

A  man  of  other  temper,  and  as  far 

From  being  transported  with  unhandsome  anger, 

He  seems  to  smile. 

Agam.  They  have  both  deserv'd 
For  their  great  service  in  this  expedition, 
We  should  with  calm  and  most  impartial  souls 
Hear  and  determine:  therefore,  if  you  please, 
Because  the  hours  are  precious,  I  shall 
Desire  them  lose  no  time. 

Diom.  We  all  submit, 
And  shall  obey  your  prudence. 

Agam.  You  honour  much 


AJAX  AND  ULYSSES.  377 

Your  Agamemnon. — Princes,  then  to  you. 
I  hope  you  have  brought  hither  with  your  persons 
Nothing  but  what  your  honours  may  consent  to  ; 
Speak  yourselves  freely  then ;  these  are  your  judges, 
Who  are  not  only  great  in  birth  and  titles, 
And  therefore  bring  no  thoughts  to  stain  their  ho- 
nour, 

But  bound  by  obligation  of  one  country, 
Will  love,  and  do  your  name  and  valours  justice. 
There  lies  your  great  reward,  Achilles'  arms, 
Forg'd  by  the  subtle  art  of  him,  that  fram'd 
Jove's  thunderbolts,  pride  of  Cyclopian  labours  : 
He  that  is  meant  by  his  kind  stars  to  have 
The  happy  wearing  of  them  next,  may  write 
Himself  a  champion  for  the  gods  and  heaven. 
Against  a  race  of  giants  that  would  scale  it. 
I  have  said ;  and  we  with  silence  now  as  deep 
As  that  doth  wait  on  midnight,  and  as  iix'd 
As  marble  images,  expect  your  pleasure. 

\_Ajax  rises,  and  looks  about  him, 
AJOJC.  Great  Jove,  immure  my  heart,  or  girt  it 

with 

Some  ribs  of  steel,  lest  it  break  through  this  flesh, 
And  with  a  flame,  contracted  from  just  fury, 
Set  fire  on  all  the  world!  How  am  I  fallen, 
How  shrunk  to  nothing,  my  fame  ravish'd  from  me, 
That  this  sly  talking  prince  is  made  rny  rival 
In  great  Achilles'  armour !     Is  it  day  ? 
And  can  a  cloud,  darker  than  night,  so  muffle 
Your  eyes,  they  cannot  reach  the  promontory, 
Beneath  which  now  the  Grecian  fleet  rides  safe, 
Which  I  so  late  rescu'd  from  Trojan  flames, 
When  Hector,  frightful  like  a  globe  of  fire, 
By  his  example  taught  the  enraged  youth 
To  brandish  lightning  ?     But  I  cannot  talk, 
Nor  knows  he  how  to  fight,  unless  i'  th'  dark 
With  shadows.     I  confess,  his  eloquence 
And  tongue  are  mighty,  but  Pelides'  sword 


378  THE  CONTENTION  OF 

And  armour  were  not  made  things  to  be  talk'd  on, 
But  worn  and  us'd  ;  and  when  you  shall  determine 
My  juster  claim,  it  will  be  fame  enough 
For  him,  to  boast  he  strove  with  Ajax  Telamon, 
And  lost  the  prize,  due  only  to  my  merit. 

Lys.  Now,  Didymus,  how  goes  Ulysses'  pulse  ? 
Run  to  his  tent,  and  fetch  him  some  strong  waters 

Did.  This  storm  shakes  not  a  leaf :  it  had  bee 

more 

Honour  for  Ajax  Telamon  to  have  hir'd 
A  trumpeter,  than  make  this  noise  himself. 

Agam.  Silence :  the  Duke  proceeds. 

Ajax.  I  am  asham'd, 

And  blush,  that  I  can  plead  so  vast  a  merit. 
Why  am  I  not  less  honourable?  a  cheaper 
Portion  of  worth,  weigh'd  in  the  balance  with 
This  rival,  would  so  croud  and  fill  my  scale, 
His  virtues,  like  a  thin  and  trembling  vapour, 
Would  lose  themselves  i'th'air,  or  stick  a  comet 
Upon    heaven's  face,   from   whence,   the    matte 

spent, 

It  would  fall  down,  the  sport  and  scorn  of  children. 
Allow  me  then  less  valiant,  pinch  all 
The  laurels  from  my  brow,  that  else  would  grow 

there, 

The  honour  of  my  birth  and  blood  must  lift  me 
Above  the  competition  with  Ulysses. 
My  father  was  Duke  Telamon,  a  name 
Fatal  to  Troy,  companion  to  Alcides, 
Whom  in  the  expedition  to  Colchos 
Argo  was  proud  to  bear.     His  father  JSacus, 
Who,  for  his  exemplary  justice  here, 
Was,  by  eternal  patent  from  the  gods, 
Made  judge  of  souls  ;  him  Jupiter  begot 
On  fair  ^gina,  from  whose  womb  I  write 
Myself  a  third  from  Jove.     But  let  not  this 
Entitle  me  to  great  Achilles'  arms, 
Without  my  interest  in  his  blood  ;  our  fathers 


AJAX  AND  ULYSSES.  379 

,}rew  from  one  royal  stem  ;  I  am  his  kinsman, 
And  I  demand  in  this,  but  just  inheritance, 
n  what  relation  of  blood  can  then 
Jlysses,  of  a  strange  and  forfeit  race, 
3qual  in  fraud  to  his  progenitor, 
Dondemn'd  to  labour  at  the  restless  stone, 
Lay  claim  to  Achilles'  arms? 

Cal.  What,  asleep  Thersander  ? 

Ther.  No,  no,  I  observe  every  word :   Ulysses 
las  said  very  well ;  he  was  ever  a  good  orator. 

Cal,  You  are  mistaken,  sir,  'tis  Ajax  pleads ; 
Ulysses  has  not  spoke  one  word. 

Ther.  Was't  Ajax? 
cry  you  mercy  ;  it  was  very  handsome, 

id  to  the  purpose,  in  my  opinion, 

hoever  said  it. 

Agam.  I  entreat  your  silence. 

Ther.  With  all  my  heart. 

Ajax.  It  is  wonder,  princes, 

at  this  Dulichian  king  dare  bring  his  face 

fore  a  sunbeam,  and  expose  that  brand 

f  infamy,  the  name  of  coward,  writ 
fn  leprous  characters  upon  his  brow, 
To  the  world's  eye. 

HI.  How,  Telamon? 

Ajax.  Ulysses, 
Tis  I  that  said  it,  and  these  kings  may  all 
Remember,  when  most  wretchedly,  to  save 
Those  tender  limbs  of  yours,  and  that  warp'd  face, 
When  Greece  rise  up,  one  man,  to  punish  Troy, 
Thou  cowardly  didst  counterfeit  a  madness, 
Till  Palamedes  pull'd  that  vizor  off. 
Was  Ajax  Telamon  at  that  sordid  posture? 
Nay,  was  not  I  the  first  in  field,  and  eager 
To  engage  my  person  in  these  wars  of  Troy, 
(Witness  thou  sacred  genius  of  our  country !) 
Asa  curl'd  youth  could  fly  to  meet  a  mistress, 
And  print  his  fervour  on  her  amorous  lip  ? 


380  THE  CONTENTION  OF 

But  for  his  valour  since,  let  Nestor  speak  : 
That  good  old  man  made  not  his  age  excuse, 
Nor  his  white  hairs,  that  like  a  grove  of  snow, 
Shew'd  what  a  winter  dwelt  upon  his  head, 
But  flung  himself  on  war  ;  when  in  the  heat 
Of  battle,  over-charg'd  with  multitudes, 
And  his  horse  wounded,  he  espied  Ulysses, 
To  whom  in  this  distress  he  call'd  for  succour, 
When  he  (unworthy  of  his  name  and  honours) 
Left  the  old  man  to  struggle  with  his  dangers, 
To  whom  the   Gods  sent  aid.     But   here's  the 

justice  ; 

He  that  dishonourably  forsook  his  friend, 
Met  with  an  enemy,  that  made  him  call 
As  loud  for  his  relief;  I  heard  that  clamour, 
And  with  my  sword  cut  out  my  passage  to  thee 
WAen  thou  wert  quaking  at  the  enemies'  feet, 
And  ready  to  exhale  thy  panting  soul, 
I  interpos'd,  bestrid  thy  coward  body, 
And  took  thy  many  deaths  upon  my  target ; 
I,  Ajax  brought  thee  off,  (my  least  of  honours,) 
And  sav'd  thy  wretched  life. 

Diom.  This  Ajax  did, 
But  being  done,  the  honour's  overpaid, 
When  he  that  did  the  act  is  commentator. 

Ajax.  If  thou   could'st  call   again   that   time 

Ulysses, 

The  wounds  upon  thee,  and  thy  fears  of  death, 
When  thou  didst  skulk   behind   my  shield,   an 

tremble 

At  every  lightning  of  a  sword,  thy  soul 
Would  have  a  less  ambition  to  contest 
For  great  Pelides'  arms. 

Men.  Ajax  will  carry  it. 

Agam.  It  will 

Become  our  prudence  to  expect,  what  may 
Be  said  in  answer  to  this  accusation. 
I  have  heard  an  orator,  with  that  subtle  method 


AJAX  AND  ULYSSES.  381 

Of  art  and  language,  state  his  client's  cause, 

And  with  such  captivating  arguments 

Prevail'd  on  every  ear,  it  was  concluded 

All  law  must  be  in  favour  of  that  interest ; 

But  when  the  adverse  part  was  heard,  that  which 

Appear'd  so  sacred  in  the  first  relation, 

Vanish'd,  and  'twas  the  wonder  of  all  men, 

By  what  strange  magic  they  were  so  deceiv'd. 

I  speak  not  this  in  prejudice  of  him 

That  pleads,  whom  we  all  know  a  man  made  up 

Of  every  masculine  virtue,  but  to  stay, 

(Where  two  of  so  much  honour  are  concern'd,) 

Precipitate  and  partial  votes  of  merit. 

Ajax  has  more  to  say. 

Ajax.  I  know  not  how,  with  safety  of  mine  owa, 
!  should  direct  your  judgments  to  consider, 
That  after  all  this  story  of  myself, 

do  not  seek  these  arms,  nor  court  the  glory 
To  wear  'em  ;  for  'tis  justice  to  pronounce 
They  seek  me,  Ajax,  and  should  prompt  you  to 
Believe,  I  only  worthily  can  wear  'era. 
What  hath  Ulysses  done,  he  should  be  iiara'd 
With  Telamon?  We  have  his  chronicle : 
He  surpris'd  Rhesus  in  his  tent,  a  great 
And  goodly  act,  nay,  had  the  heart  to  kill  him ! 
He  snatch'd  a  spy  up,  Dolon,  and  dispatch'd  him 
To  the  other  world,  a  most  heroic  service ! 
And  had  the  confidence  to  filch  from  Troy 
The  dead6  Palladium, — memorable  actions! 
Fought  he  with  Hector?  did  he  stand  immov'd 
As  I,  when  I  receiv'd  upon  my  casque 
A.  mighty  javelin,  that  he  darted  at  me? 

6  dead]  In  my  copy  of  this  piece,  some  one  has  altered 
with  a  pen  "  dead"  into  "  dread,"  not  perceiving  that  Ajax 
applies  contemptuously  the  former  word  to  the  Palladium,  as 
t>eing  a  lifeless  image.  I  may  add  that  Shirley  did  not 
sorrow  the  epithet  from  Ovid ; 

"  Priamidenque  Helenum  rapid  cum  Pallade  captum." 

Met.  xiii.  99.  D 
VOL.  VI.  2  C 


382  THE  CONTENTION  OF 

When  you,  pale  with  the  wonder  of  my  strength, 

Forsook  your  prayers,  and  gave  me  from  the  Godi 

Into  my  own  protection,  and  at  last 

I  was  not  overcome,  but,  in  the  face 

Of  both  the  armies,  sent  this  mighty  champion 

Staggering  home  to  Troy. 

Ae«.  "Twas  a  fierce  battle, 
And  Ajax  lost  no  honour. 

Ajax.  Had  1  done 

But  this  alone,  it  might  be  argument 
To  prefer  Ajax  Telamon,  before 
Ulysses,  to  that  armour,  which  I'm  thinking 
How  he'll  become,  or  how  he  dare  sustain  'em 
Their   very   weight   will    crack   his   chine ;   tha 

burgonet 

Will  bring  his  neck  in  danger  of  a  cramp  ; 
In  pity  of  his  fears,  discharge  his  hope 
Of  so  much  steel ;  he  has  the  art  of  running, 
'Twill  much  retard  his  motion.     Are  you  yet 
Considering,  as  doubtful  to  distinguish  us  ? 
Some  god  convey  those  arms  upon  the  wings 
Of  a  swift  wind  into  the  enemies'  camp  ! 
Guard  'em  with  all  the  strength  and  soul  of  Troy 
Let  every  sword  mount  death  upon  the  point, 
And  leave  us  to  our  single  fate,  who  soonest 
Should  fetch 'em  oft;  then  you  should  tell  your 

selves, 

How  much  this  carpet  prince  came  short  of  Ajax 
I  had  rather  fight  than  talk  :  now  hear  him  tattle 
Soldiers,  [within]  An  Ajax,  an  Ajax  ! 
Ulys.  If  my  prayers,  with  your  own,  renown 

kings, 
Could  have  prevail 'd  with  heaven,  there  had  be 

no 

Contention  for  these  arms  ;  he  might  have  liv'd 
To  have  enjoy'd  them  still,  and  we  Achilles. 
But  since  by  the  unkindness  of  our  fate 
We  are  decreed  to  want  him,  (pardon  me, 


AJAX  AND  ULYSSES.  383 

f,  at  that  word,  unmanly  tears  break  forth,) 
vVho  can  with  greater  merit  claim  the  armour, 
Than  he,  whose  piety  to  Greece  and  you, 
Sngag'd  alone  his  valour  to  these  wars, 
\nd  made  him  yours?     Nor  let  it  be  a  sin 
lire  I  proceed,  to  pray  this  justice  from  you, 
?hat  since  my  adversary  hath  been  pleas 'd 

o  make  a  virtue  my  reproach,  and  stain 

he  name  of  eloquence,  which  in  me  is  not  worth 
(our  envy  or  his  rage,  (since  he  declares 
lis  incapacity  for  more  than  fighting,) 

ou  will  not  judge  his  dullness  an  advantage, 
)r  that  which  he  calls  eloquence  in  me 

blemish  to  my  cause,  who  have  employ'd 

{1  that  the  gods  made  mine,  to  serve  my  country. 

Diom.  Thersander,  are  you  not  asharn'd  to  sleep  ? 

Tluer.  Hah !  no :  I  sleep ! 

have  not  scap'd  a  syllable,  by  my  honour : 

thought  not  Ajax  half  so  good  an  orator. 

Diom.  Ajax  !  it  was  Ulysses  that  spoke  last. 

Ther.  Ulysses!  ay,  I  meant  Ulysses:  did  I  say 
kjax?  between  you  and  I  be  it  spoken,  Diomedes, 
LJax  is  a  blockhead. 

Diom.  Yet  he  spoke  to  purpose. 

Ther.  I  grant  you  that :  nay,  nay,  let  him 
lone. 

Agam.  Silence. 

Ulys.  The  lustre  of  our  birth,  by  Ajax  boasted, 
iVhich  we  derive  not  from  our  act  or  virtue 
We  vainly  call  our  own  :  nature  contributes 
^  common  gloss  to  all  our  blood  ;  the  honours 
knd  swelling  titles,  pinn'd  upon  our  name, 
Chance  often  stamps  upon  a  fool  or  coward. 
5ut  if,  provok'd  by  Ajax,  1  must  yield 
lira  magnified  by  blood,  that  title  which 
le  takes  from  Jove,   makes   me  his   grandchild 

too: 
^aertes  was  my  father,  his  Arcesius, 

Cc2 


384  THE  CONTENTION  OF 

Whom  Jupiter  begot ;  no  difference  here, 
But  that  our  family  contain'd  no  uncle, 
Banish'd  for  murder,  as  in  Telamon's. 
Besides,  my  mother  but  remember'd,  makes 
My  derivation  on  both  sides  divine, 
Which  lifts  me  above  Ajax,  if  I  were 
No  king  of  Ithaca.     But  he  hath  pleaded 
A  nearer  privilege,  by  being  kinsman, 
And  calls  these  arms  his  just  inheritance  ; 
Your  wisdom  could  not  chuse  but  smile  to  hea 

him  : 

Pyrrhus,  his  son,  is  yet  alive,  and  Peleus, 
Achilles'  father,  Teucer,  his  next  cousin  ; 
And  Ajax  to  be  heir,  is  worth  your  wonder. 
But  you  know  how  to  waive  impertinence 
Of  blood  or  kindred  in  this  cause,  nor  shall 
I  need  to  pray  your  justice,  that  we  both 
May  only  charge  the  balance  with  our  merits. 
Diom.  This  is  not  ranting ;  he  is  master  of 
A  worthy  temper. 

Agam.  Give  him  your  permissions. 
Ulys.  Ajax  hath  read,  not  without  mighty  lung 
His  own  bold  history :  when  I  shall  tell 
But  my  first  act  for  Troy,  if  it  be  less 
Than  all  that  Ajax  yet  hath  done  or  boasted, 
And  with  his  own  consent  too,  I  quit  all. 
I  have  rais'd  your  expectations  up  to  wonder, 
And  there  Til  fix  it,  when  I  name  Achilles, 
Whose  actions  for  your  service,  scorning  all 
Equality,  are  owing  to  Ulysses ; 
And  I  may  call  them  mine,  that  made  him  yours 
By  his  sword  fell  the  great  Priam  ides, 
Hector,  whose  single  arm  carried  the  strength 
And  fate  of  Ilion  ;  the  death  alone 
Of  Hector  is  an  act,  if  well  consider'd, 
Doth  easily  exceed  what  hath  been  done 
In  all  your  Grecian  commentaries  :  I  arm'd 
Achilles  first  to  do  these  mighty  things, 


AJAX  AND  ULYSSES.  385 

nd  for  those  may  deserve  Achilles'  armour. 

Diom.  We  must  acknowledge  all  the  benefits 
>f  great  Achilles'  valour  are  a  debt 
Ve  owe  to  Ulysses,  who  discover'd  him 
Jnder  a  female  habit ;  'twas  Ulysses 
'hat  made  him  man  again,  and  our  great  cham- 
pion. 

Men.  All  this  is  granted,  yet,  I  think,  Ulysses 
ost  little  blood  in  any  of  these  services. 
Mat  do  you  think,  Thersander? 

Ther.  I  think  as  the  general  thinks  ;  he's  wise 
enough. 

Ulys.  But  give  me  leave  to  offer  to  your  memory 
mother  service,  and  reduce5  your  thoughts 
o  Aulis,  when  our  army  shipp'd,  and  big 
f  ith  our  desires  for  Troy,  for  want  of  wind 
'ere  lock'd  in  the  Euboaan  bay  at  anchor ; 

hen  the  oracle  consulted  gave  no  hope 
f  the  least  breath  of  heaven  or  gentle  gale 

be  expected,  till  Diana's  anger 
7 ere  first  appeas'd  by  fphigenia's  blood  ; — 
melt  with  the  remembrance,  and  I  could 
ccuse  my  faith,  but  that  the  public  interest 
nd  all  your  honours,  arm'd  me  to  persuade 
ature  against  the  stream  of  her  own  happiness ; — 
here  stands  the  tear-drown'd  father,  Agamemnon : 
sk  his  vex'd  soul,  (and  let  me  beg  his  pardon,) 
ow  I  did  work  upon  his  murmuring  heart, 
ivided  'twixt  a  father  and  his  country, 
3  give  his  child  up  to  the  bleeding  altar ; 
^hose  drops,  too  precious  to  enrich  the  earth, 
he  goddess  (hid  within  a  cloud)  drank  up, 
ad  snatch'd  her  soul ;  whose  brighter  substance 

made 

ne  of  the  fairest  stars  that  deck  yon  canopy, 
id  Ajax  been  employ'd  to  have  wrought  Atrides, 

hen  he  was  angry  with  the  gods,  to  have  given 

3  reduce]     See  p.  178.     D. 


386  THE  CONTENTION  OF 

His  only  pledge,  his  loved  Iphigenia, 
Up  to  the  fatal  knife,  our  Grecian  fleet 
Had  by  this  time  been  rotten  in  the  bay, 
And  we,  by  a  dishonourable  return, 
Been  wounded  in  our  fames  to  after  ages. 

Agam.  This  truth  is  urg'd  too  home. 

Ulys.  The  deity  appeas'd  with  virgin  sacrifice 
The  winds  put  on  fresh  \viugs,  and  we  arriv'd, 
Swift  as  our  wishes,  to  affrighted  Troy ; 
Where,  after  their  first  battle,  they  no  more 
Drew  forth  their  army,  which  engag'd  us  to 
Nine  horrid  winters'  expectation. 
It  would  be  tedious  to  relate,  how  active 
My  counsels  were,  during  this  nine  years'  siege, 
When  Ajax,  (only  good  at  knocks  and  wrestling. 
Was  of  no  use  ;  the  bold  designs  I  carried ; 
My  care  of  our  defences  and  approaches, 
Encouraging  the  soldier,  wearied 
And  worn  away  with  empty  expectations  ; 
How  I  did  apt  provisions,  arms,  and  hearts, 
To  fight  withal ;  I  shall  not  here  inforce, 
When  you,  whose  just  commands  I  still  obey'd, 
Are  conscious  of  my  pious  undertakings. 

Ajax.  He'll  talk  eternally. 

Ulys.  These  actions  have  deserv'd  no  bram 

coward : 

How  it  may  stain  his  forehead  that  accus'd  me, 
Judge  you,  by  the  short  following  story,  princes 
There  was  a  time  when  Agamemnon  was 
Deluded  by  a  dream,  and  bid  to  leave 
The  siege ;  which  coming  to  the  soldiers'  ear, 
(Whose  fears  were  help'd  by  superstition,) 
How  did  they  run  to  th'  ships  from  every  quart 
Where  was  the  torrent  of  great  Ajax'  valour, 
So  talk'd  of,  that  did  bear  all  things  before  it? 
Why,  it  was  here,  that  torrent  carried  him  too 
I  saw  and  blush'd  at  Ajax'  preparation 
To  be  aboard, — I  will  not  call  it  running  : 


AJAX  AND  ULYSSES.  887 

How  did  I,  careless  of  all  danger,  throw 

Myself  among  the  mutineers,  and  court 

The  fugitives  to  face  about  again, 

And  build  themselves  a  name  and  wealth  in  Troy, 

Given  over  by  the  gods  to  be  their  captive  ! 

What  acted  Telamon  but  unworthy  fears, 

And  rather  coward  them  by  his  retreat, 

Than  teach  them  honour  by  his  own  example  ? 

Ajax.  Can  Jove  hear  this  ? — hah  ! 

Agam.  Look  to  Ajax. 

Nes.  Contain  yourself. 

Ajax.  Let  me  fight  him  here, 
Or  you  are  all  confederates  in  my  infamy. 

Nes.  For  my  sake— 

Ajax.  I  am  patient. 

Ulys.   Nor  am  I  without  wounds  and  crimson 

characters, 

Which,  as  her  ornament,  my  bosom  carries, 
Greater  than  Telamon  can  boast,  although 
He  fought  with  Hector  ;  which  was  but  his  fortune, 
And  might  have  been  the  lot  of  Agamemnon, 
Of  Menelaus,  Diomed,  myself, 
And  others,  who  had  equally  engag'd, 
And  only  chance  preferr'd  him  to  the  combat. 
But  let  me  not  be  thought  to  take  from  Ajax 
His  just  reward  of  fortitude.     I  grant 
He  did  repress  the  fury  of  the  Trojans, 
When  they  came  arm'd  in  fires  against  our  navy, 
But  'twas  not  single  valour,  that  repuls'd 
The  numerous  enemy ;  Patroclus  had 
The  armour  of  Achilles  on,  that  day, 
Which  struck  a  terror  in  the  Phrygian  courages, 
And  many  princes'  swords  contributed ; 
Mine  was  not  idle,  and  I  merit  some 
Proportion  of  fame  for  that  day's  victory  ; 
But  if  it  come  with  murmuring,  defer  it, 
And  make  it  up  in  your  accounts  of  honour 
Due  for  the  great  Palladium,  which  I  fetch'd, 


388  THE  CONTENTION  OF 

(Assisted  by  the  valiant  Diomed,) 

Out  of  the  heart  of  Troy,  spite  of  the  groves 

Of  spears,  that  grew  a  bright  defence  about  it, 

And  swords,  whose  every  motion  darted  lightning, 

To  guard  the  fatal  image.     In  this  act 

I  gave  you  Troy:  till  this  was  ravish'd  from  'em, 

It  was  not  in  your  fate  to  make  a  conquest ; 

Ajax,  and  all  the  army,  might  have  fought 

Against  the  moon,  with  as  much  hope  of  victory. 

Diom.  This  must  be  granted  him  a  signal  service ; 
I  can  attest  the  danger  of  this  action. 

Ulys.  I  blush,  I  am  compell'd  to  mention  these, 
But  where  my  honour  is  traduc'd,  'tis  just 
To  make  my  fairest  vindication. 
The  wealth  of  Greece  should  not  have  brib'd  me  to 
This  contestation,  but  Achilles'  armour 
Would  strike  ambitious  thoughts  into  a  hermit: 
Nor  will  my  limbs  much  tremble  to  sustain  'em  ; 
I  had  the  honour,  at  his  death,  to  carry 
His  body,  with  all  that  weight  of  arms  upon  it, 
And  plac'd  him  in  his  tent.     Although  I  want 
Some  bulk  of  Ajax,  I  can  walk;  and  fight, 
And  tell  him  where  he  fails,  and  mark  him  out 
A  truer  path  to  glory,  than  his  strength 
Is  able  to  pursue,  with  no  more  brains 
To  guide  him,  than  his  empty  pannier  carries. 
Wise  men  join  policy  with  force  ;  the  lion 
Thus  with  the  fox,  makes  up  the  soldier's  em- 
blem. 

And  now  1  look  on  Ajax  Telamon, 
I  may  compare  him  to  some  specious  building: 
His  body  holds  vast  rooms  of  entertainment, 
And  lower  parts  maintain  the  offices  ; 
Only  the  garret,  his  exalted  head, 
Useless  for  wise  receipt,  is  fill'd  with  lumber. 
A  mastiff  dares  attempt  to  combat  lions, 
And  I'll  find  men  among  your  mercenaries, 
Shall  fly  on  hydras,  if  you  name  that  valour ; 


AJAX  AND  ULYSSES.  889 

But  he,  that  we  call  valiant  indeed, 

Knows  how  and  when  to  fight,  as  well  as  bleed. 

Soldiers  [shouting  ioithin.~\  Ulysses,  Ulysses  ! 

Agam.  Please  you  withdraw  your  persons  for 
some  minutes. 

Ajax.  Is't  come  to  this  ? 

Ulys.  I  obey.  [Exit. 

Ajax.  I  scorn  to  court 
Such  staggering  opinions,  and  repent 
That  I  once  thought  you  fit  to  be  my  judges.  [Exit. 

Ther.  For  my  part,  with  pardon  of  the  general, 
My  voice  shall  be  to  please  them  both. 

Agam.  Impossible. 

Ther.  Divide  the  armour,  and  compose  the  dif- 
ference ; 

give  Ulysses,  'cause  he  has  the  better 
lead-piece,  Achilles'  helmet,  and  to  Ajax 
Those  parts  that  guard  the  body. 

Diom.  I  am  for 
Jlysses. 

Nes.  He  shall  have  my  vote. 

Men.  And  mine. 

Agam   Your  judgments  meet  with  Agamem- 
non's. 
Entreat  the  prince  of  Ithaca  return.  [Exit  an  officer. 

Re-enter  ULYSSES. 

Agam.  Sir,  I  congratulate  your  fate :  you  have 
With  the  concurrence  of  our  votes,  deserv'd 
To  be  the  second  owner  of  these  arms, 
Which,  as  the  first  reward  of  all  your  service, 
|I,  in  their  names,  present ;  nor  are  these  trophies 
More  than  an  earnest,  and  a  glimpse,  of  those 
Eternal  monuments  shall  crown  your  wisdom. 
Where's  Ajax  Telamon?  / 

Off'.  Transported  hence  with  fury. 


390  THE  CONTENTION  OF 

Ulys.  You  have  honour'd  your  Ulysses  ;  and  I 

now- 
Must  call  these  things  my  blessing  and  your  bounty. 
Agam.  Bear  them  in  triumph  to  his  tent,  and  say, 
Wisdom,  not  downright  valour  wins  the  day ; 
Better  is  wise  Ulysses  in  the  field, 
Than  the  great  master  of  the  seven-fold  shield. 

[Exeunt 

SCENE  II. 

Near  the  Tent  of  Ajax. 
Enter  DIDYMUS  and  LYSIPPUS. 

Did.  I  think,  Lysippus,  we  may  now  be  frien( 
For,  though  you  had  a  mind  to  quarrel,  when 
The  victory  was  doubtful,  I  am  not 

%/ 

The  more  exalted  for  my  master's  triumph  ; 
His  wit  is  none  of  mine  ;  I  honour  Ajai 
In  his  own  arms,  for  I  have  seen  him  do 
Brave  things. 

Lys.  Thy  hand  ;  I  love  thee,  Didymus, 
And  I  will  love  Ulysses  for  thy  sake  too. 

Did.  But  how  does  thy  lord,  Ajax,  take  tt 
business  ? 

Lys.  He's  mad,  and  rails  at  heaven  and  earth 

I  dare  not 
Come  near  him.     Who's  this?     Polybrontes. 

Enter  POLYBRONTES. 

Let  us  forget  all  differences,  and  make 
Some  sport  with  him.— Polybrontes, 
I  am  proud  to  see  your  military  face. 

Did.  My  magazine  of  valour,  I  do  honour  you, 
From  that  exalted  tuft  upon  your  sconce, 
To  the  cold  iron  star  upon  your  heel. 
How  is't? 


AJAX  AND  ULYSSES.  391 

Lys.  How  is't,  my  low  and  mighty  Polybrontes  ? 

Poly.  Tir'd  out  with  killing  of  the  creature, 
Wild  beasts  and  men  will  come  into  ray  way ; 
Some  I  look  dead,  others  1  take  the  pains 
To  cut  or  quarter,  as  they  move  my  fury : 
The  hate  of  Juno  is  entuil'd  upon 
Our  generation,  1  think. 

Did.  How,  Juno? 
I  pray,  what  kin  are  you  to  Hercules? 

Poly.  I  am  his  son,  son  to  the  Theban  Hercules, 
That  did  the  mighty  labours  ;  we  number  twelve. 
I  have  been  told  too,  1  am  very  like  him : 
There  were  fifty  of  us  in  one  night  begotten. 

Did.  You  are  not,  sir,  so  big-bon'd  as  Hercules 
Altogether. 

Poly.  Hang  bones,  and  flesh,  and  blood! 
It  is  the  soul  that's  tall,  a  giant's  spirit. 

Lys.  Not  in  that  body  ; 
A  soul  can  hardly  stand  upright  in't. 

Poly.  'Tis  the  more  dangerous  being  confin'd, 

and  must 
Break  out  like  lightning. 

Did.  What's  that  upon  your  hat  ? 

Poly.  My  case  of  toothpicks. 

Lys.  How?  'tis  a  lion's  paw. 

Poly.  A  legacy  my  father  left  me,  part 
Of  that  Nemean  lion  that  he  kiil'd, 
Whose  skin  he  us'd  to  wear ;  which,  since  these 

wars, 

1  turn'd  into  a  knapsack,  and  it  carries 
A  charm  against  all  venomous  beasts  come  near  it. 

Did.  Vermin  he  means. — What  kind  of  belt  is 
this? 

Poly.  This  was  a  serpent,  which  at  Aulis  was 
Observ'd  to  climb  up  to  the  sparrow's  nest ; 
Where,  having  swallow 'd  nine,  Calchas  presag'd 
We  should  be  nine  years  at  the  siege  of  Troy, 
And  in  the  tenth  be  conquerors.     This  I  kiil'd 


392  THE  CONTENTION  OF 

With  a  flint  stone,  as  it  came  hissing  toward  me ; 
It  had  ten  row  of  iron  teeth. 

Did.  Where  are  they? 

Poly.  All  beaten  out  with  that  stone  I  threw  at 
her. 

Did.  Nothing  scapes  you  then  : 
But,  good  sir,  favour  us,  to  let  us  know 
How  many  men  have  fallen  by  your  sword, 
During  our  siege  ;  I  know  you  keep  a  catalogue. 

Poly.  Not  of  all; 
I  only  register  within  my  diary 
The  men  of  honour  that  I  kill ;  the  rest 
I  leave  to  the  common  bills  of  mortality. 

Lys.  The  men  of  honour,  I  pray,  sir  ? 

Poly.  They  rise  to 
Seven  hundred  in  my  roll. 

Did.  With  your  own  hand  ? 

Poly.  Ten  princes,  beside  two  of  Priam's  sons, 
Paris  and  Hector. 

Lys.  Paris  is  alive. 

Poly.  Not  that  Paris  I  kill'd,  upon  my  honour. 

Did.  Arid  all  the  army  knows,  Achilles,  with 
His  Myrmidons,  slew  Hector. 

Poly.  From  me  tell 
Achilles,  'tis  false. 

Lys.  He's  dead  too. 

Poly.  'Tis  well  he  is  so  ;  he  that  steals  my  fame, 
Must  not  be  long  i'th'number  of  the  living. 

Did.  You  are 

The  little  wonder  of  the  world  ;  you  had 
Done  yourself  right,  to  have  put  in  with  Ulysses 
And  Ajax,  for  the  armour. 

Lys.  Had  he  stood, 

There  had  been  no  competitor ;  Ulysses 
Had  this  day  miss'd  his  triumph. 

Poly.  Had  Ulysses 
The  armour  then  ? 


AJAX  AND  ULYSSES.  393 

Enter  AJAX  behind. 

Lys.  Given  by  all  the  judges. 
Poly.  I  believe 

The  man  is  .so  modest,  [he]  at  mention 
Of  me,  would  have  recanted  his  ambition  : 
Do  not  I  know  Ulysses  ?  yes,  and  Ajax. 
Ajax.  Hah! 
Poly.  And  all  the  swelling  flies  that  blow  the 

army. 

I'll  tell  that  Ajax,  when  I  see  him  next, 
That  1  dare  fight. 

Ajax.  [coming  forward]  With  whom,  sir,  dare 

you  fight  ? 
Poly.  With   any  man,  that  shall    affront  you, 

sir. 

Renowned  Ajax,  my  soul  falls  to  crumbs, 
That  day  I  do  not  honour  your  remembrance. 
Ulysses  is  a  juggler  :  I  do  wonder 
At's  impudence,  to  stand  in  competition 
With  him,  that  is  the  man  of  men,  brave  Telamon. 
Shall  I  carry  him  a  challenge1?  prithee,  let  me, 
I  long  to  thunder  him. 
Ajax.  Stay,  weasel. 

Poly.  Or  to  Agamemnon,  or  the  best  of  them? 
Would  I  were  in   my  knapsack  nibbling  cheese 

now !     [Aside. 
Ajax.  I  say  the  word,  be  dead. 

[Striking  Polybrontes. 
Poly.  My  brains,  my  brains ! 
Ah,  my  own  sweet  brains !  Who  wants  any  brains? 
Ajax.  Art  thou  not  dead  ? 
Poly.  Oh,  yes,  sir,  I  am  dead  ! 
Give  my  ghost  leave  to  walk  a  little. 
Ajax.  Come  back :  your  name  ? 
Poly.  Ah,  when  I  was  alive,  the  soldiers  call'd 

me — 
Ajax.  Agamemnon? 


THE  CONTENTION  OF 

Poly.  I  shall  be  brain'd  in  earnest. 

Ajax.  When  thou  hast  pass'd  the  Stygian  lake, 

commend  me 
To  ^Eacus,  one  of  the  infernal  judges. 

Poly.  1  will,  sir;  I  am  acquainted  with  his  clerk. 

Ajax.  And,    when  I  have   made   my  revenge 

perfect, 
I'll  visit  him  myself. 

Poly.  I'll  bring  you  an  answer  too. 

Ajax.  Do  so. 

Poly.  1  were  best  to  make  haste,  sir ;   Charon 

stays  for  me, 
And  1  shall  lose  my  tide. 

Ajax.  Then  vanish. 

Poly.  Presto.  [Exit. 

Ajax.  There's  one   dispatch'd ;    he's   company 

for  ghosts : 

I  know  whose  fate  is  next,  and  then  I  leap 
To  immortality.     What  cloud  is  that 
Descends  so  big  with  prodigy?  my  steel 
Shall  give  the  monster  birth.     Hah !  'tis  Ulysses 
Come  to  affront  me,  in  Achilles'  armour  : 

Enter  CALCHAS. 

A  thousand  serpents  creep  within  my  skull : 

Pll  find  the  coward's  soul  through  all  this  darkness. 

Have  at  thee,  politician  !  dost  thou  bleed  ? 

Now  1  have  met  wi'  ye,  thanks  to  my  good  sword. 

I  kiss  thy  cold  lips,  for  this  brave  revenge : 

Thou  art  my  own,  without  competitor, 

And  must  be  my  last  refuge,  and  companion. 

Cal.  Alas,  poor  Telamon  ! 

Ajax.  Who  calls  Telamon  ? 

Cal.  One  you  have  known,  and  lov'd:   can  you 

forget 
Calchas  so  soon  ? 

Ajax.    Our   Grecian    prophet?    you   are   very 
welcome. 


AJAX  AND  ULYSSES.  395 

What  news  from  the  upper  world  1  do  they  agree 
In  heaven?  we  are  all  to  pieces. 

Cal.  I  am  trusted 

'With  a  direction  to  you  :  the  sacred  powers 
You  serve — 

Ajax.  Speak  on,  but  let  me  tell  you,  as  a  friend, 
They  have  not  us'd  me  kindly ;  but  no  matter, 
I'll  be  my  own  revenger. 

Cal.  Sir,  take  heed 

How  you  provoke  their  anger,  or  contemn 
Their  precepts,  for  the  partial  acts  of  men  : 
They  know,  and  pity  that  a  man  so  valiant 
Should  for  a  trifle  lose  his  manly  temper. 
You  are  not,  sir,  forgotten  by  the  Gods, 
And  I  am  sent,  their  prophet,  to  acquaint  you, 
That  what  you  lost  alive  by  human  judges, 
Their  divine  justice  shall  restore  with  honour 
To  your  calm  dust :  for  know,  those  very  arms, 
In  which  Ulysses  triumphs  now,  shall  be 
Snatch'd  from  him  by  a  tempest,  and  shall  land, 
A  floating  treasure,  upon  Ajax'  tomb, 
And  by  their  stay  convince  the  future  age 
Who  best  deserv'd  'em.     Be  not  then  unmann'd, 
Arid  thus  deface  the  beauties  of  your  reason. 

Ajax.  I  thank  'em,  they  are  pleas'd,  when  I  am 

dead, 

To  make  a  restitution  to  my  fame, 
And  send  me  home  the  armour ;  this  is  something. 
I'll  make  myself  in  a  capacity, 
By  death,  to  be  an  object  of  their  justice ; 
I'll  die  immediately ;  I  can  do't  myself. 

Cal.   Your  piety  avert  so  black  a  deed ! 
This  is  a  way  to  make  the  world  suspect 
The  worth  of  all  your  former  actions, 
And  that  they  were  not  births  legitimate, 
Born  from  true  honour,  but  the  spurious  issue 
Of  an  unguided  heat,  or  chance.     How  shall 
We  think  that  man  is  truly  valiant, 
And  fit  to  be  engag'd  in  things  of  fright 


396  THE  CONTENTION  OF 

And  danger,  that  wants  courage  to  sustain 
An  injury?  Jt  shews  a  fear  of  others, 
To  be  reveng'd  upon  ourselves ;  and  he 
Is  not  so  much  a  coward  that  flies  death, 
As  he  that  suffers,  and  doth  fear  to  live. 
Besides,  this  will  enlarge  your  enemy's  triumph, 
And,  in  the  world's  opinions,  be  granted 
A  tame  concession  to  his  worth :  nay,  men, 
And  with  much  face  of  reason,  may  affirm, 
Ulysses  did  not  only  win  the  arms, 
But  conquer'd  Ajax. 

Ajax.  Therefore  I  will  die 
With  my  own  hand,  and  save  that  infamy : 
I  am  resolv'd,  all  fate  shall  not  prevent  it. 
Leave  me. 

Cal.  I  must  not. 

Ajax.  I  am  not  confin'd 
To  place :  thy  office  yet  is  thy  protection  ; 
Do  not  presume  to  follow,  lest  my  rage 
Make  me  forget  your  person,  and,  by  sad 
Mistake,  I  turn  the  priest  into  a  sacrifice. 
Go,  tell  the  world,  I  am  dead,  and  make  it  known , 
That  Ajax  fell  by  no  hand  but  his  own.         [Exit, 

Cal.  This  will  turn  all  our  triumph  into  mourn 
ing.  [Exeunt 

SCENE  III. 

Another  part  of  the  camp. 

Enter  CALCHAS  before  the  body  of  AJAX,  supported 
by  *w'  princes,  AGAMEMNON,  DIOMEDES,  MENE 
LAUS,    THERSANDER,    NESTOR,    and    ULYSSES 
following  the  hearse,  as  going  to  the  temple. 

Cal.  The  glories  of  our  blood  and  state 

Are  shadows,  not  substantial  things ; 
There  is  no  armour  against  fate ; 
Death  lays  his  icy  hand  on  kings : 


AJAX  AND  ULYSSES.  397 

Scepter  and  crown 
Must  tumble  down, 
And  in  the  dust  be  equal  made 
With  the  poor  crooked  scythe  and  spade. 

Some  men  with  swords  may  reap  the  field. 

And  plant  fresh  laurels  where  they  kill ; 
But  their  strong  nerves  at  last  must  yield ; 
They  tame  but  one  another  still: 
Early  or  late. 
They  stoop  to  fate, 

And  must  give  up  their  murmuring  breath, 
When  they,  pale  captives,  creep  to  death. 

The  garlands  wither  on  your  brow, 

Then  boast  no  more  your  mighty  deeds  ; 
Upon  Death's  purple  altar  now, 
See,  where  the  victor-victim  bleeds : 
Your  heads  must  come 
To  the  cold  tomb, 
Only  the  actions  of  the  just 
Smell  sweet,  and  blossom  in  their  dust. 1 

Agam.  Set  forward  to  the  temple.     This  was 

once 

A  day  of  triumph,  but  the  death  of  Ajax 
Will  make  it  dark  within  our  calendar : 
Joys  are  abortive,  or  not  born  to  last, 
And  our  bright  days  are  quickly  overcast. 

[Exeunt  omnes. 

1  Here  the  old  copy  tells  us  "  This  was  afterwards  sung  in 
parts,  the  music  excellently  composed  by  Mr.  Ed.  Coleman." 

"  In  this  Contention,"  says  Oldys  "  is  the  fine  song  which  old 
Bowman  used  to  sing  to  king  Charles,  and  which  he  has  often 
sung  to  me,  The  glories,  &c."  M.  S.  note  on  Langbaine'a  Ace.  of 
English  Dram.  Poets,  p.  485  (in  the  Brit.  Mus.)  D. 


VOL.  VI.  D  d 


POEMS 


FROM  THE 


OCTAVO  VOLUME  OP  1646, 


Poems  &c.]  The  pieces  which  immediately  follow,  appeared 
in  an  octavo  volume,  in  1646,  under  the  title  of  Poems  &c.  by 
James  Shirley.  Sine  aliqud  dementid  nullus  Phcebus.  What 
portions  of  that  volume  I  have  now  rejected,  because  they 
have  been  already  printed  in  the  present  work,  the  subjoined 
table  will  shew : 

POEMS  &c.  ED.  1646.  PRESENT  EDITION. 

Commendatory  Verses  prefixed  to  vol.  i. 

}  partly  in  the  Changes,  or  Love 
in  a  Maze,  vol.  ii.  p.  327-. 
.,    .    „,,    „/,.    ,,  . 
and  partly  m  The  Witty  Fair 
One,  vol.  i.  p.  335. 
A  Gentleman  in  Love  with  two   "1  in  the  Changes,  or  Love  in  a 

ladies,  p.  19.  J      Maze,  vol.  ii.  p.  354. 

Melancholy  converted,  p.  19*  inTAc£xam/)Ze,vol.iii.p.364. 

Strephon,  Daphne,  p.  24,  in  The  Cardinal,\ol.v.  p.  344. 

A  Letter  to  the  Lady  D.  S.  sent  \  prefixed  to  the  Changes,   or 

with  a  New  Comedy,  p.  39,      J      LoveinaMaze,vo\,  ii.p.271. 

To  the  never  enough  Honoured  E    ]             ded  M    E  „  to 

ofStonNew-Yearesdayat    I  ^  R  M J     *> 
mght,  after    other  entertain-               ie<r 

ment,  p.  40.  J  P* 

J0  n  44  \  in  The  Imposture,  vol.  v.  p. 

J      189. 
A  Song  in  a  Play  called  Hide   "1    r,  ,    „    ,        ... 

Park  p.  46.  /  *****  Park>  voL  u'  P-  5l2' 

Prologue   to   h«    own    Comedy  \  d  ^ 

there,  called  Rosania,  or  Loves    >  r  v,  .        ,   .          rt_0       J 
Victory,  f.  148.  j      H«r,  vol.  iv.  p.  278. 

A  Prologue  to  his  Comedy  at  the  "\ 

t- 


Cock-fit,  called  the  Corona-        prefixed  to  The  Coronation^ 
tion,  Presented  in  the  person  of   J      vol.  iii.  p.  458. 
a  Lady,  p.  149.  J 

omed    o  the  "\  ., 

or 


A  Prologue  to  his  Comedy  of  the  "\  ., 

Changes,  or  Love  in  a  Maze,    1   Prfefixet!  to  *  . 

Ftrst^cled  at  Salisbury  Court,    \     %*f  ~  a  Maze>  voL  "' 
p.  151.  J 


the  tro]  p 


j  appended  to  thesamep.S64 


An  Epilogue,  p.  153.  )  WMted  to  The  Coronation, 

J     vol.  in.  p.  540. 

A  Prologue  at  the  Globe  to  his  "J 

Comedy  call'd   The  doubtfull    I          c      ,  .     _,,          ,*,,„• 
Heire,  which  should  have  been   >  Prefix?dl°  The  doubtful  Heir, 
presented  at  the  Black-Friers,   I        '°L  1Vf  p'  ^79> 
p.  154.  J 

Epilogue  to  the  same  play,  there,  \ 
r    °55  >  appended  to  the  same  p.  361. 

A  Prologue  to  his  play  called  "1  prefixed  to  The  Brothers,  vol. 

the  Brothers,?-  156.  J     i.  p.  191. 

Epilogue  [to  the  same]  in  the  "I 

person  of  Don  Pedro,?.  157-    )  aPPended  to  the  same  P- 

Prologue  to  his   Tragedy  calfd    1  prefixed  to  The  Sisters,  vol.  v. 

the  Cardinally  p.  158.  /  p.  356. 

The  Triumph  of  Beautie.  in  vol.  vi.  p.  315. 

In  the  Bodleian  Library,  Oxford,  is  a  MS.  collection  of 
Verses  and  Poems  by  James  Shirley, — Rawl.  Poet.  88.  With 
the  exception  of  one  or  two  poems,  it  consists  entirely  of 
pieces,  which  were  printed,  though  with  very  great  variations, 
in  our  author's  volume  of  1646.  The  reader,  perhaps,  in 
turning  over  the  following  pages,  will  think  that  I  have  given 
too  many,  rather  than  two  few,  extracts  from  this  MS.  collec- 
tion :  the  hitherto  unpublished  poems  which  it  has  furnished, 
he  will  find  placed  by  themselves.  D. 

1  The  lines  entitled  A  Prologue  to  his  Trajedy  calfd  tke  Cardinal,  in  the 
vol.  of  Poems,  1646,  Shirley  afterwards  printed  as  a  Prologue  to  The 
Sitters  in  1652,  and  prefixed  a  different  prologue  to  the  Cardinal  when  it 
was  given  to  the  press  in  the  latter  year. 


TO  THE  TRULY  NOBLE, 

BERNARD  HYDE,  ESQ. 


SIR, 


J.  Twill  be  a  long  ambition  satisfied,  if  by  this  I  have  the 
happiness  of  making  myself  more  known  to  you,  though  in 
the  same  act  I  put  myself  to  a  blush,  that  I  have  not  a 
better  present  to  excuse  the  confidence.  If  I  do  look 
upon  you  but  as  you  relate  to  me  in  the  common  interest 
and  fame  of  your  virtues,  wherein  I  share  with  others, 1 
may  be  censured  a  bold  man,  since  as  they  are  propor- 
tioned to  me,  they  are  more  than  equal  to  the  whole  deserts 
of  some  that  write  both  honour  and  abilities.  But  when 
I  consider  that  graceful  part  of  your  character,  sweetness , 
which  gives  both  the  price  and  beauty  to  your  other  furni- 
tures of  art  and  nature,  I  cannot  think  myself  without 
capacity  of  pardon  for  this  application,  the  well  meant 
tender  of  my  service. 

They  are  papers  in  themselves  not  worth  your  eye,  or  to 
be  numbered  with  those  reserves  of  wit  and  learning  that 
wait  upon  your  recreations;  and  if  they  receive  entertain- 
ment abroad,  I  shall  acknowledge  it  rather  a  debt  which 
men  pay  to  your  name,  than  a  merit  of  the  poems  ;  and  if 
they  meet  with  the  frowning  world,  I  have  subscribed  my 
own,  to  be  accused  for  them  and  this  presumption.  How- 
soever, if  they  may  enjoy  but  your  smile  and  shade,  which 
was  the  first  choice  of  my  thoughts,  it  shall  encourage  me 
to  reach  your  worth  with  more  suitable  imaginations;  till 
when,  give  me  leave  to  write  myself 

Your  faithful  honourer, 
JAMES  SHIRLEY. 


POEMS. 


CUPID'S  CALL.1 

[o !  Cupid  calls,  come,  lovers,  come, 
ring  his  wanton  harvest  home  ; 

1  Cupid's  Call]     In  Rawlinson's  MS.  stands  thus 
The  Courtezan. 

Cupid  calls,  Oh  young  men,  come, 
Bring  his  wanton,  wanton  harvest  home  ! 
When  the  birds  most  sweetly  sing, 

And  flowers  are  in  their  prime, 
No  season  but  the  spring 
Is  Cupid's  harvest  time. 

Into  love's  field,  or  garden  walk  j 
Virgins  dangle,  dangle  on  their  stalk, 
Blown,  and  playing  at  fifteen, 
And  pointing  to  their  beds ; 
Come,  bring  your  sickles  then, 
And  reap  their  maidenheads, 

Another. 

Hark,  hark,  how  in  every  grove 

Nightingales  do  sing  of  love  : 

They  have  lost  their  sullen  note, 

Warbling  with  a  merry  throat, 
There  is  no  bliss  to  men, 
Oh  let  them  ravish  me  again  ! 

Virgins,  that  are  young  and  fair, 
Kiss  yourselves  into  a  pair  3 
Warm  and  active  keep  your  blood, 
Let  no  thought  congeal  the  flood  ; 

In  youth  refuse  no  art, 

For  age  will  snow  upon  your  heart.     J 


406  POEMS. 

The  west  wind  blows,  the  birds  do  sing, 
The  earth's  enamel  I'd,  'tis  high  spring  ; 
Let  hinds,  whose  soul  is  corn  and  hay, 
Expect  their  crop  another  day. 

Into  Love's  spring-garden  walk ; 

Virgins  dangle  on  their  stalk, 

Full  blown,  and  playing  at  fifteen  ; 

Come  bring  your  amorous  sickles  then  ; 
See,  they  are  pointing  to  their  beds, 
And  call  to  reap  their  maiden-heads. 

Hark,  how  in  yonder  shady  grove 
Sweet  Philomel  is  warbling  love, 
And  with  her  voice  is  courting  kings ; 
For,  since  she  was  a  bird,  she  sings, 
There  is  no  pleasure  but  in  men, 
Oh,  come  and  ravish  me  again ! 

Virgins,  that  are  young  and  fair, 
May  kiss,  and  grow  into  a  pair ; 
Then  warm  and  active  use  your  blood, 
No  sad  thought  congeal  the  flood  ; 
Nature  no  medicine  can  impart, 
When  age  once  snows  upon  our  heart. 


To  HIS  UNKIND  MISTRESS. 

Sure,  thy  heart  was  flesh  at  first ; 
For  what  sin  hath  it  been  curst 
Into  that  stubborn  thing  of  late, 
Above  the  reach  of  wonder  ?  What, 
In  some  winter  was  it  lost, 
And,  its  blood  drunk  up  by  frost, 
Grew  stiff,  and  so  a  rock  became  ? 
Yet  this  would  soften  at  a  flame. 
Or  didst  thou  bathe  thy  pretty  limbs 
In  some  cold  and  fatal  streams, 


POEMS.  407 

Which  turn  what  they  embrace  to  stone, 

And  by  degrees  thy  heart  grew  one? 

I  know  not,  but  too  true  I  find 

A  quarry  of  prodigious  kind : 

Yet  since  I  lov'd  it,  I  will  try, 

From  the  warm  limbeck  of  my  eye, 

In  such  a  method  to  distil 

Tears  on  thy  marble  nature,  till 

Their  frequent  drops,  by  love's  new  art, 

Write  my  epitaph  on  thy  heart ; 

That  men  may  know  for  whom  I  die, 

And  say,  beneath  that  stone  I  lie. 

GOOD  MORROW. 

Good  morrow  unto  her,  who  in  the  night 
Shoots  from  her  silver  brow  more  light 
Than  Cynthia,  upon  whose  state 

All  other  servile  stars  of  beauty  wait : 

Good  morrow  unto  her,  who  gives  the  day, 
Whose  eyes  preserve  a  purer  ray 
Than  Phoebus,  when  in  Thetis'  streams 

He  hath  new  bath'd  himself,  and  wash'd  his  beams : 


The  day  and  night  are  only  thine,  and  we 
Were  lost  in  darkness  but  for  thee ; 
For  thee  we  live,  all  hearts  are  thine, 

But  none  so  full  of  faith  and  flame  as  mine. 


To  HIS  MISTRESS. 


I  would  the  God  of  love  would  die, 
And  give  his  bow  and  shafts  to  me, 

I  ask  no  other  legacy ; 
This  happy  fate  I  then  would  prove, 
That,  since  thy  heart  I  cannot  move, 

I'd  cure,  and  kill  my  own  with  love. 


408  POEMS. 

Yet  why  should  I  so  cruel  be, 
To  kill  myself  with  loving  thee, 

And  thou  a  tyrant  still  to  me  ? 
Perhaps,  couldst  thou  affection  show 
To  me,  I  should  not  love  thee  so, 

And  that  would  be  my  medicine  too. 

Then  choose  to  love  me,  or  deny, 
I  will  not  be  so  fond  to  die 

A  martyr  to  thy  cruelty : 
If  thou  be'st  weary  of  me,  when 
Thou  art  so  wise  to  love  again, 

Command,  and  Til  forsake  thee  then. 

To  ODELIA. 

Health  to  my  fair  Odelia !  Some  that  know 

How  many  months  are  past 
Since  I  beheld  thy  lovely  brow, 
Would  count  an  age  at  least ; 

But  unto  me, 
Whose  thoughts  are  still  on  thee, 

I  vow 
By  thy  black  eyes,  'tis  but  an  hour  ago. 

That  mistress  I  pronounce  but  poor  in  bliss, 

That,  when  her  servant  parts, 
Gives  not  as  much  with  her  last  kiss, 
As  will  maintain  two  hearts 

Till  both  do  meet 
To  taste  what  else  is  sweet. 

Is't  fit 
Time  measure  love,  or  our  affection  it? 

Cherish  that  heart,  Odelia,  that  is  mine, 

And  if  the  north  thou  fear, 
Dispatch  but  from  thy  southern  clime 
A  sigh,  to  warm  thine  here ; 


POEMS.  409 


But  be  so  kind 
To  send  by  the  next  wind, 

Tis  far, 
And  many  accidents  do  wait  on  war. 


To  HIS  MISTRESS  CONFINED. 

Think  not,  my  Phebe,  'cause  a  cloud 
Doth  now  thy  heavenly  beauty  shroud, 

My  wandering  eye 

Can  stoop  to  common  beauties  of  the  sky ; 
Be  thou  but  kind,  and  this  eclipse 
Shall  neither  hinder  eyes,  nor  lips, 

For  we  will  meet 
Within  our  hearts,  and  kiss,  when  none  shall  see't. 

Nor  canst  thou  in  thy  prison  be, 
Without  some  loving  signs  of  me ; 

When  thou  dost  spy 
A  sun-beam  peep  into  thy  room,  'tis  I, 
For  I  am  hid  within  that  flame, 
And  thus  unto  thy  chamber  came, 

To  let  thee  see, 
In  what  a  martyrdom  I  burn  for  thee. 

[When2  thou  dost  touch  thy  lute,  thou  may'st 
Think  on  my  heart,  on  which  thou  play'st  ; 

When  each  sad  tone 

Upon  the  strings  doth  shew  my  deeper  groan: 
When  thou  dost  please,  they  shall  rebound 
With  nimble  airs,  struck  to  the  sound 

Of  thy  own  voice  : 
Oh,  think  how  much  I  tremble,  and  rejoice !] 

2  When  thou  dost,  &c.]  This  stanza  is  inserted  from  Raw- 
linson's  MS.  and  Carew's  Poems :  see  note  on  Shirley's  Post- 
script to  the  Reader.  D. 


410  POEMS. 

There's  no  sad  picture  that  doth  dwell 
Upon  thy  arras  wall,  but  well 

Resembles  me. 

No  matter  though  our  years  do  not  agree  ; 
Love  can  make  old,  as  well  as  time, 
And  he  that  doth  but  twenty  climb, 

If  he  will  prove 
As  true  as  I,  shews  fourscore  years  in  love. 


LOVE'S  HUE  AND  CRY.S 

In  Love's  name  you  are  charg'd,  oh,  fly 
And  make  a  speedy  hue  and  cry 
After  a  face,  which  t'other  day 
Stole  my  wandering  heart  away : 
To  direct  you,  take  in  brief 
These  few  marks  to  know  the  thief. 
Her  hair,  a  net  of  beams,  would  prove 
Strong  enough  to  imprison  Jove, 
Drest  in  his  eagle's  shape ;  her  brow 
Is  a  spacious  field  of  snow ; 
Her  eyes  so  rich,  so  pure  a  grey, 
Every  look  creates  a  day, 
And  if  they  close  themselves  (not  when 
The  sun  doth  set)  'tis  night  again  ; 
In  her  cheeks  are  to  be  seen 
Of  flowers,  both  the  king  and  queen, 
Thither  by  all  the  graces  led, 
And  smiling  in  their  nuptial  bed ; 
On  whom,  like  pretty  nymphs,  do  wait 
Her  twin-born  lips,  whose  virgin  state 
They  do  deplore  themselves,  nor  miss 
To  blush,  so  often  as  they  kiss 

*  Love's  Hue  and  Cry.]  These  lines,  with  many  variations, 
occur  in  The  Witty  Fear  One,  vol.  i.  p.  311,  and  in  Carew's 
Poems :  see  note  on  Shirley's  Postscript  to  the  Reader.  D. 


POEMS.  411 


Without  a  man.     Beside  the  rest, 

roti  shall  know  this  felon  best 

ly  her  tongue ;  for,  when  your  ear 

hice  a  harmony  shall  hear 

o  ravishing,  you  do  not  know 

Vhether  you  be  in  heaven,  or  no., 

"hat,  that  is  she ;  oh,  straight  surprize, 

ind  bring  her  unto  love's  assize ; 

iut  lose  no  time,  for  fear  that  she 

iuin  all  mankind,  like  me, 

ate,  and  philosophy  controul, 

md  leave  the  world  without  a  soul. 


GOOD  NIGHT. 

iid  me  no  more  good  night ;  because 

'Tis  dark,  must  I  away? 
X)ve  doth  acknowledge  no  such  laws, 

And  love  'tis  I  obey, 
Vhich  blind,  doth  all  your  light  despise, 

And  hath  no  need  of  eyes 
When  day  is  fled : 

Besides,  the  sun,  which  you 

Complain  is  gone,  'tis  true, 
Is  gone  to  bed  : 

Oh,  let  us  do  so  too ! 

SONG.4 

ould  you  know  what's  soft  ?  I  dare 

you  to  the  down.,  or  air : 
The  stars  we  all  acknowledge  bright, 
The  snow  too  is  exceeding  white : 

4  Song.]     This  piece,  as  printed  in  Carew's  Poems,  (see  note 
n  Shirley's  Postscript  to  the  Reader,)  agrees  almost  entirely  with 
'•  hecopyinRawlinson'sMS.  The  present  text  of  it  differs  much 
1  rom  that  of  those  collections.    D. 


412  POEMS. 

To  please  your  scent,  'twill  not  be  hard 

To  present  you  bruised  nard  : 

And  would  you  heavenly  music  hear, 

I'll  call  the  orbs  to  take  your  ear, 

If  old  Pythagoras  sing  true  : 

But  ambrosia,  heavenly  dew 

Divinely  must  affect  your  taste, 

And  nectar  is  your  drink  at  last : 

But  would  you  have  all  these  delights  in  one, 
Know  but  the  fair  Odelia,  and  'tis  done. 


A  FAIRING. 

A  Fairing  if  you  ask,  I  will  next  day 
Bestow  upon  you  the  new  puppet  play : 
The  children  made  in  wax,  I  dare  not  try, 
For,  I  confess,  the  models  at  your  eye 
Will  melt  themselves  away,  and  then  you  know 
The  man  will  be  undone,  and  lose  his  show. 
What  monsters  would  you  see  ?     I'll  bring  a  ma 
Has  been  in  France  or  Italy,  that  can 
Play  his  deformities  with  all  the  fair. 
We'll  for  the  Cloisters,  where  the  pictures  are, 
The  king  and  queens,  the  princes,  all  the  babie 
The  paper  lords,  and  all  the  painted  ladies  ; 
The  men  of  ginger-bread  ;  what  art  can  do ! 
You  shall  see  cannibals  will  eat  them  too. 
We'll  to  the  horse  that  dances,  and  ('tis  said) 
Tells  money,  and  which  virgin  is  a  maid  : 
This  beast  must  be  an  understanding  creature, 
For  he  will  snort  you  by  instinct  of  nature, 
If  you  but  name  the  pope;  there's  something  in 
That  a  wall  eye  should  read  Geneva  print. 
These  are  but  half  the  knacks  we'll  see,  and  bu 
If  you  will  walk  into  the  fair  with  me : 
But  you  are  angry,  mistress ;  troth,  I  meant 
A  jest,  in  answer  of  your  merriment ; 


POEMS.  413 

For  sure  you  cannot  mean,  with  hope  to  gain 
That  gift  from  me  is  worth  your  entertain. 
For  whatsoever  is  not  I,  must  be 
Trifles,  and  empty  things  bestow'd  on  thee ; 
And  you  may  thank  your  beauty  for't,  I  am 
So  poor,  I  have  not  left  myself  a  name, 
Or  substance,  not  translated  thine  before ; 
He  that  bestow'd  his  heart,  can  give  no  more. 
If  thou  wilt  have  a  fairing  from  me  then, 
•Give  myself  back,  I'll  give  it  thee  again. 


To  L.5  FOR  A  WREATH  OF  BAYS  SENT. 

Soul  of  my  Muse,  what  active  unknown  fire 
'Already  doth  thy  D  el  p  hick  wreath  inspire  ! 
O'th'sudden,  how  my  faculties  swell  high, 
And  I  am  all  a  powerful  prophesy  ! 
Sleep,  ye  dull  Caesars  !  Rome  will  boast  in  vain 
Your  glorious  triumphs  ;  one  is  in  my  brain, 
Great  as  all  yours  ;  and  circled  with  thy  bays, 
My  thoughts  take  empire  o'er  all  land  and  seas  : 
Proof  against  all  the  planets,  and  the  stroke 
Of  thunder,  I  rise  up  Augustus*  oak, 
Within  my  guard  of  laurel,  and  made  free 
Prom  age,  look  fresh  still  as  my  Daphnean  tree. 
My  fancy's  narrow  yet,  till  I  create 
For  thee  another  world,  and  in  a  state 
As  free  as  innocence,  shame  all  poets'  wit, 
To  climb  no  higher  than  Elysium  yet, 
Where  the  pale  lovers  meet,  and  teach  the  groves 
To  sigh,  and  sing  vain  legends  of  their  loves  ; 
We  will  have  other  flights,  and  taste  such  things 
only  fit  for  sainted  queens  and  kings. 


5  To  L.  $c.]  The  first  twenty  lines,  and  the  concluding 
couplet,  of  this  piece,  occur,  slightly  varied,  in  Honoria  and 
Mammon  :  see  p.  29.  D. 

VOL.  vi.  E  e 


414  POEMS. 

Musffiiis,  Homer,  and  ye  sacred  rest, 
Long  since  believ'd  in  your  own  ashes  blest, 
Awake,  and  live  again  !  and  having  wrote 
Our  story,  wish  your  other  songs  forgot, 
And  yourselves  too  ;  but  our  high  subject  must.  1 
In  spite  of  death  and  time,  new  soul  your  dust. 

What  cannot  \  command  ?  what  can  a  thought 
Be  now  ambitious  of,  but  shall  be  brought 

'  O 

By  virtue  of  my  charm'?  I  will  undo 
The  year,  and  at  my  pleasure  make  one  new, 
All  spring,  whose  blooming  paradise,  but  when 
I  list,  shall  with  one  frown  wither  again. 

Astrologers,  leave  searching  the  vast  skies ; 
Teach  them  all  fate,  Odelia,  from  thine  eyes  ; 
All  that  was  earth  resolves,  my  spirit's  free,  ? 
I  have  nothing  left  now  but  my  soul  and  thee. 


To  THE  PAINTER6  PREPARING  TO  DRAW  M.   M.  I 

Be  not  too  forward,  painter  ;  'tis 
More  for  thy  fame  and  art,  to  miss 
All  other  faces,  than  come  near 
The  lady,  that  expecteth  here  ; 
Be  wise,  and  think  it  less  disgrace 
To  draw  an  angel,  than  her  face, 

6  To  the  Painter,  &c.]  In  1720,  a  bookseller  named  Jau 
published  an  octavo  volume,  called  A  New  Miscellany  ofOrigi 
Poems,  Translations  and  Imitations.  By  the  most  Eminent  Hai 
viz.  Mr.  Prior,  Mr.  Pope,  Mr.  Hughes,  &c.  Now  first  published  f 
their  Respective  Manuscripts.  With  some  Familiar  Letters  by 
late  Earl  of  Rochester  never  before  Printed.  At  p.  150  of  this 
cellany,  the  present  poem  occurs,  with  many  variations,  an 
entitled ; 

"  To  the  Painter  preparing  to  draw  Mrs.  Mary  Hamnu 
Sister  to  Sir  William  Hammond  of  St.  Alban's  in  Kent. 

Written  by  Mr.  James  Shirley,  In  the  year  1634.'' 
£ditor  no  doubt  printed  it  from  a  manuscript  copy. 

It  is  found  also,  much  varied,  in  Rawlinson's  MS.     D. 


POEMS.  415 


For  in  such  forms,  who  is  so  wise 
To  tell  thee  where  thy  error  lies? 
But  since  all  beauty  (that  is  known) 
fs,  in  her  virgin  sweetness,  one, 
flow  can  it  be,  that  painting  her, 
But  every  look  should  make  thee  err? 
But  thou  art  resolute  I  see  ; 
Pet  let  my  fancy  walk  with  thee. 
Compose  a  ground  more  dark  and  sad, 
Than  that  the  early  chaos  had, 
\.nd  shew,  to  the  whole  sex's  shame, 
Beauty  was  darkness  till  she  came. 
Then  paint  her  eyes,  whose  active  light 
Shall  make  the  former  shadows  bright, 
\nd  with  their  every  beam  supply 
^ew  day,  to  draw  her  picture  by. 
iVow,  if  thou  wilt  complete  the  face, 
i  wonder  paint  in  every  place. 

Beneath  these,  for  her  fair  neck's  sake, 
>Vhite  as  the  Paphian  turtles,  make 
I  pillar,  whose  smooth  base  doth  shew 
tself  lost  in  a  mount  of  snow  ; 
ler  breast,  the  house  of  chaste  desire, 
Jold,  but  increasing  others'  fire. 

But  how  I  lose  (instructing  thee) 
Thy  pencil,  and  my  poetry! 
?or  when  thou  hast  expressed  all  art, 
,Ys  high  as  truth,  in  every  part, 
iShe  can  resemble,  at  the  best, 
One  in  her  beauty's  silence  drest, 
Where  thou,  like  a  dull  looker  on, 
\rt  lost,  and  all  thy  art  undone  : 

r  if  she  speak,  new  wonders  rise 
From  her  teeth,  chin,  lip,  and  eyes, 
So  far  above  that  excellent 
Did  take  thee  first,  thou  wo't  repent 
To  have  begun,  and  lose  i'th'end 
I'hy  eyes  with  wonder  how  to  mend. 
2Ee 


416  POEMS. 

At  such  a  loss,  here's  all  thy  choice, 
Leave  off,  or  paint  her  with  a  voice. 


To  A  LORD,  WHO  HAD  COURTED  A  LADY  OF  MUCI 

PERFECTION,  AND  AFTER  OFFERED  HIS  SERVICE  T< 
ANOTHER  OF  AN  INFERIOR  BEAUTY  AND  PARTS,  II 
CONFIDENCE  THAT  THE  FIRST  WOULD  RE-ACCEP1 
HIM. 

And  can  thy  proud  apostate  eyes 
Court  her  again,  with  hope  t'entice 
One  gentle  language,  or  a  smile 
Upon  a  renegade  so  vile  ? 
Thing  call'd  a  lord,  forbear ;  'tis  fit 
Ambition  leave  thee,  like  thy  wit. 
Send  for  an  exorcist  from  Rome, 
And  let  him  with  full  orders  come, 
To  dispossess  thy  wanton  sense 
Of  this  grand  devil,  Impudence. 

Can  she,  in  whom  shines  every  grace, 
Love's  wide  fancy  can  embrace, 
Forget  her  nobler  soul  to  be 
Upon  thy  pride  retreiv'd  by  thee? 
She  hath  let  fall  too  many  beams  ; 
Thus  heaven  upon  corrupted  streams 
Hath  dropp'd  transparent  dew,  which  shews 
The  spring  is  clear,  whence  crystal  flows. 
Enjoy  thy  madness,  or  what's  worse. 
Thy  new  made  mistress.     'Tis  a  curse 
To  be  in  hell,  but  thine  is  more, 
Whose  eyes  have  witness'd  heaven  before : 
Th'Hesperian  apples  thou  may'st  see 
Hereafter,  but  ne'er  climb  the  tree  ; 
For  rather  than  thou  gather  fruit, 
The  plant  will  wither  at  the  root. 
Dote  still  upon  the  dragon,  she 
Is  fierce,  and  form'd  enough  for  thee ; 
And  if  thy  own  ill  can  dispense, 
Kiss  there,  and  suck  more  poison  thence. 


POEMS.  417 


A  LOVER  THAT  DURST  NOT  SPEAK  TO  HIS  MISTRESS. 

I  can  no  longer  hold,  my  body  grows 
Too  narrow  for  my  soul ;  sick  with  repose, 
My  passions  call  to  be  abroad ;  and  where 
Should  I  discharge  their  weight,  but  in  her  ear, 
From  whose  fair  eyes  the  burning  arrow  came, 
And  made  my  heart  the  trophy  to  her  flame  ? 

I  dare  not.     How  ?     Cupid  is  blind  we  know, 
I  never  heard  that  he  was  dumb  till  now ; 
Love,  and  not  tell  my  mistress  !    How  crept  in 
That  subtle  shaft  ?     Is  it  to  love  a  sin  ? 
Is't  ill  to  feed  a  longing  in  my  blood  ? 
And  was't  no  fault  in  her  to  be  so  good? 
I  must  not  then  be  silent.     Yet  forbear, 
Convey  thy  passion  rather  in  some  tear, 
Or  let  a  sigh  express,  how  much  thy  bliss 
Depends  on  her,  or  breathe  it  in  a  kiss, 
And  mingle  souls  ;  loud  accents  call  the  eyes 
Of  envy,  and  but  waken  jealousies : 
Then  silence  be  my  language,  which  if  she 
But  understand,  and  speak  again  to  me, 
We  shall  secure  our  fate,  and  prove  at  least 
The  miracles  of  love  are  not  quite  ceast. 
Bar  frowns  from  our  discourse,  and  every  where 
A  smile  may  be  his  own  interpreter : 
Thus  we  may  read,  in  spite  of  standers  by, 
Whole  volumes,  in  the  twinkling  of  an  eye. 


To  ONE  THAT  SAID  HIS  MlSTRESS  WAS  OLD. 

Tell  me  not,  Time  hath  play'd  the  thief 
Upon  her  beauty  ;  my  belief 
Might  have  been  mock'd,  and  I  had  been 
An  heretic,  if  I  had  not  seen; 


418  POEMS. 

My  mistress  is  still  fair  to  me, 
And  now  I  all  those  graces  see, 
That  did  adorn  her  virgin  brow ; 
Her  eye  hath  the  same  flame  in't  now, 
To  kill  or  save,  the  chemist's  fire 
Equally  burns  ;  so  my  desire ; 
Not  any  rosebud  less  within 
Her  cheek,  the  same  snow  on  her  chin 
Her  voice  that  heavenly  music  bears, 
First  charm'd  my  soul,  and  in  my  ears 
Did  leave  it  trembling  ;  her  lips  are 
The  self  same  lovely  twins  they  were  : 
After  so  many  years  I  miss 
No  flower  in  all  my  paradise. 

Time,  I  despise  thy  rage,  and  thee  ; 

Thieves  do  not  always  thrive,  I  see. 


UPON  HIS  MISTRESS  DANCING. 

I  stood  and  saw  my  mistress  dance, 
Silent,  and  with  so  fix'd  an  eye, 
Some  might  suppose  me  in  a  trance ; 

But  being  asked  why, 
By  one  that  knew  I  was  in  love, 

I  could  not  but  impart 
My  wonder,  to  behold  her  move 

So  nimbly  with  a  marble  heart. 


To  A  MISTRESS,  IN  WHOSE  LETTER  SOME  TEARS 

WERE  DROPPED. 

Think  not,  my  dearest  mistress,  that  I  can 
Forget  my  vows  to  thee,  and  be  a  man  ; 
Love  is  for  more  than  life,  that's  but  a  span. 


POEMS.  419 

Those  drops  which  on  thy  letter  did  appear, 
At  once  both  stain'd  and  made  thy  paper  clear ; 
1  would  have  read  thy  eyes,  and  not  thy  tear. 

Yet  I'll  not  chide  thee  for  it ;  it  may  be 

To  make  me  rich  thou  send'st  those  pearls  to  me : 

Alas,  I  must  be  poor  in  wanting  thee ! 

Had  I  a  thought  about  me  did  not  lay 

Thee  up  a  treasure  to  my  love,  I'd  say 

Thy  tears  were  sorrow  for  my  sin,  and  pray : 

But  knowing  myself  thine,  howe'er  thou  do 
An  act  to  grieve  ray  love,  and  thy  own  too, 
Myself  I'll  flatter  by  not  thinking  so. 

Examine  thy  own  soul,  and  if  thou  find 
Faith  there,  it  was  but  copied  from  my  mind, 
Which  may  be  wounded,  never  be  unkind. 

So,  farewell,  my  Odelia :  be  thou  just ; 
For  when  I  die,  I'll  love  thee  in  my  dust, 
And  when  I  fail  thee  most,  secure  thy  trust. 


PRESENTING  HIS  MISTRESS  WITH  A  BIRD. 

f 

Walking  to  taste  the  welcome  spring, 
The  birds  which  cheerful  notes  did  sing 
On  their  green  perches ;  'mong  the  rest, 
One,  whose  sweet  warble  pleas'd  me  best, 
I  tempted  to  the  snare,  and  caught. 
To  you  I  send  it  to  be  taught ; 
'Tis  young,  and  apt  to  learn,  and  near 
A  voice  so  full  of  art  and  clear 
As  yours,  it  cannot  choose  but  rise 
Quickly  a  bird  of  paradise. 


420  POEMS. 

UPON  SCARLET  AND  BLUSH-COLOURED  RlBBANDS, 
GIVEN  BY  TWO  LADIES. 

Let  other  servants  boast  a  snowy  glove, 

Or  glory  in  their  mistress'  hair, 

Or  think  they  straight  immortal  prove, 

If  they  once  obtain  to  wear 
A  ring  enamell'd,  by  her  finger  blest, 

Wherein  the  rainbow  is  exprest, 

In  whose  circle  Cupid  dwelling, 
Doth  offer  a  sweet  poesy  to  their  smelling. 

Not  all  the  orient  beauties  that  embrace 

Fair  Venus'  neck,  nay,  grant  that  she 

Deign  to  disfurnish  her  own  face, 
And  bestow  her  mole  on  me, 
Not  this,  nor  those  are  half  so  rich,  so  fair 

As  these  two  silken  ribbands  are ; 

Favours  Juno  might  have  given 
The  Graces,  on  her  wedding  day  in  heaven. 

Mysterious  colours,  carrying  more  than  shew  ! 

For  you  express  in  your  rich  dye 

Rare  virtues,  which  the  givers  owe,7 

Constant  love,  and  modesty : 
To  which  when  I  prove  false,  my  blood  be  curst, 

To  satisfy  the  injur'd  first; 

Shame  be  next  reward,  and  then 
I  forfeit  blush  and  scarlet  back  again. 

To  HIS  MISTRESS,  UPON  THE  BAYS  WITHERED. 

Fair  cruel,  see  the  bays,  which  thou 
Didst  send  to  crown  my  verse : 
How  well  with  cypress  and  sad  yew 
Would  it  become  my  hearse ! 

7  owe]    i.  e.  own,    D. 


POEMS.  421 


Tis  thy  unkindness  that  doth  kill 
iThe  leaves,  which  fade  like  me; 
[Yet  on  the  wreath  but  cast  a  smile, 
'Twill  seem  another  tree. 

Such  shine  will  quicken  what  is  dead; 
'Then  send  it  me  again, 
Which  shall  have  virtue  on  my  head, 
To  make  the  wearer  green. 

jThus,  in  a  frost,  I'll  meet  a  flame, 
And  Phoebus'  priest  am  made, 
And  thee,  I  growing  fresh,  will  name 
|My  nymph,  my  light,  my  shade. 


TAKING  LEAVE  WHEN  HIS  MISTRESS  WAS  TO  RIDE. 

How  is  it  my  ungentle  fate, 
When  love  commanded  me  to  wait 
Upon  my  saint,  by  break  of  day, 
I  brought  a  heart,  but  carried  none  away  ? 

When  we  join'd  ceremonious  breath. 
And  lips,  that  took  a  leave  like  death, 
With  a  sad  parting  thought  opprest, 
Did  it  leave  mine,  to  glide  into  her  breast  ? 

Or  was  it,  when  like  Pallas  she 

Was  mounted,  and  I  gaz'd  to  see, 

My  heart  then  looking  through  mine  eye, 

Did  after  her  out  at  that  window  fly  ? 

• 

'Twas  so,  and  'cause  I  did  not  ride, 
My  heart  would  lackey  by  her  side, 
Or  some  more  careful  angel  be, 

To  see  my  mistress  safe  convey'd  for  me. 


422  POEMS, 

Nay  then  attend  thy  charge,  nor  fear 
Storms  in  the  way,  and  if  a  tear 
By  chance,  at  looking  back  on  thee 
Bedew  her  eye,  drink  that  a  health  to  me. 

But  smile  at  night,  and  be  her  guest, 
At  once  her  music  and  her  feast, 
And  if  at  any  mention  made 
Of  me,  she  sigh,  say  all  thy  travail's  paid. 

But  when  she's  gently  laid  to  rest, 
Oh  listen  softly  to  her  breast, 
And  thou  shall  hear  her  soulr  but  see 
Thou  wake  her  not,  for  she  may  dream  of  me. 

But  what's  all  this,  when  I  am  here, 
If  fancy  bid  thee  welcome  there  ? 
Heart,  this  last  duty  I  implore, 
Or  bring  her  back,  or  see  thy  cell  no  more. 


LOVE  FOR  ENJOYING. 

Fair  lady,  what's  your  face  to  me  ? 

I  was  not  only  made  to  see ; 

Every  silent  stander  by 

May  thus  enjoy  as  much  as  I. 

That  blooming  nature  on  your  cheek, 

Is  still  inviting  me  to  seek 

For  unknown  wealth  ;  within  the  ground 

Are  all  the  royal  metals  found. 

Leave  me  to  search ;  I  have  a  thread 

Through  all  the  labyrinth  shall  lead, 

And  through  every  winding  vein 

Conduct  me  to  the  golden  mine ; 

Which  once  enjoy'd,  will  give  me  power 

To  make  new  Indies  every  hour. 


POEMS  423 

Look  on  those  jewels  that  abound 
Upon  your  dress  ;  that  diamond 
No  flame,  no  lustre  could  impart, 
Should  not  the  lapidary's  art 
Contribute  here  and  there  a  star ; 
And  just  such  things  ye  women  are, 
Who  do  not  in  rude  quarries  shine, 
But  meeting  us,  you're  made  divine. 

Come  let  us  mix  ourselves,  and  prove 
That  action  is  the  soul  of  love. 
Why  do  we  coward-gazing  stand, 
Like  armies  in  the  Netherland, 
Contracting  fear  at  cither's  sight, 
Till  we  both  grow  too  weak  to  fight? 
Let's  charge  for  shame,  and  chuse  you  whether 
One  shall  fall,  or  both  together. 
This  is  love's  war,  whoever  dies, 
If  the  survivor  be  but  wise, 
He  may  reduce8  the  spirit  fled, 
For  t'other  kiss  will  cure  the  dead. 

UPON  THE  PRINCE'S  BiRTH.9 

Fair  fall  the  Muses,  that  in  well-chim'd  verse 

Our  prince's  happy  birth  do  sing! 
1  have  a  heart  as  full  of  joy  as  theirs, 
As  full  of  duty  to  my  king ; 

And  thus  I  tell, 

How  every  bell 
Did  ring  forth  England's  merry  glee  ; 

The  bonfires  too, 

With  much  ado, 
It  were  great  pity  to  belie  her, 
Made  all  the  city  seem  one  fire, 

A  joyful  sight  to  see. 

8  reduce]     See  note,  p.  178.     D 

9  Upon  the  Prince's  Birth]     Charles  II.  was  born  May  29th, 
1630.    D. 


424  POEMS. 

The  graver  citizens  were  fox'd 1  that  day, 
With  beer  and  joy  most  soundly  paid : 2 
The  constables  in  duty  reel'tl  away, 
And  charged  others  them  to  aid ; 

To  see  how  soon 

Both  sun  and  moon, 
And  the  seven  stars  forgotten  be ; 

But  when  'twas  night 

Their  heads  were  light, 
To  which  they  did  exalt  their  horn. 
Because  a  prince  of  Wales  was  born, 

A  joyful  sight  to  see. 

The  Dutchmen,  having  drunk  so  much  before, 

Could  not  so  well  express  their  joy : 
The  French,  condemn'd  not  to  be  sober  more, 
Drank  healths  unto  the  royal  boy, 

In  their  own  wine, 

Neat,  brisk,  and  fine : 
The  valiant  Irish,  Cram-a-cree, 

It  pledged  hath 

In  usquebath,3 

And  being  in  this  jovial  vein, 
They  made  a  bog  even  of  their  brain, 

A  joyful  sight  to  see. 

The  Welsh  for  joy  her  cousin  prince  was  born, 

Was  mean  to  change  St.  Tavie's  day, 
Swearing  no  leeks  was  be  hereafter  worn 
But  on  the  twenty  nine  of  May  ; 
None  so  merry 
Drinking  perry, 


1  fox'd]     i.  e.  drunk.    D. 
*  paid]     See  note,  vol.  iv.  p.  124.     D. 
8  usquebatK]     So  Rawlinson's  MS.     The  old  copy  "  usque 
bagh."     D. 


POEMS.  425 

And  metheglin  on  their  knee, 

Was  every  man 

A  Trojan  than  ;4 
Thus  arnvd  the  tivel  her  defy, 
And  dare  tell  Beelzebub  her  He, 

A  joyful  sight  to  see. 

The  Scots  in  bonny  ale  their  joy  did  sing, 

And  wish'd  the  royal  babe  a  man, 
That  they  might  beg  him  but  to  be  their  king, 
And  let  him  rule'em  when  he  can : 

The  Spaniard  made 

A  shrug,  and  said, 
After  my  pipe,  come  follow  me  : 

Canary  sack 

Did  go  to  rack, 

Some  merchants  went  to  Malago, 
Some  drown 'd  in  good  old  Charnico, 

A  joyful  sight  to  see. 

[But  while5  the  bells  about  us  make  a  din, 

And  bonfires  for  the  prince  we  make, 
The  puritans  did  only  burn  within, 
With  spiritual  faggots  for  his  sake  ; 
Should  they  maintain 
A  fire  profane  ? 

They  rather  martyrs  wish'd  to  be : 
But  these  remit, 
Till  judges  sit; 

Next  sessions,  some  or  other  may 
Find  wholesome  Tyburn  in  their  way, 
A  joyful  sight  to  see.] 

- 
' 

4  than]     Often  used  for  then  by  our  old  poets.    D. 

5  But  while,  #o.]     This  stanza  is  inserted  from  Rawlinson's 
MS.    D. 


426  POEMS. 

And  now  let  all  good  subjects'  prayers  ascend, 

That  heaven  with  milk  would  swell  their  breast 
That  nurse  the  babe ;  may  angels  still  attend 
To  rock  him  gently  to  his  rest ! 

Let  his  glory 

Raise  a  story 
Worthy  an  immortal  pen  : 

So  Charles  God  bless, 

Our  queen  no  less  ; 
And  in  conclusion  of  my  song, 
I  wish  that  man  without  a  tongue 

That  will  not  say  amen. 


To  HIS  HONOURED  FRIEND  TlIOMAS  STANLEY,6 
ESQUIRE,  UPON  HIS  ELEGANT  POEMS. 

A  palsy  shakes  my  pen,  while  I  intend 
A  votive  to  thy  muse ;  since  to  commend 
With  my  best  skill,  will  be  as  short  of  thee, 
As  thou  above  all  future  poesy. 
Thou  early  miracle  of  wit  and  art, 
That  hath  prodigiously  so  got  the  start 
Of  ages  in  thy  study !  Time  must  be 
Old  once  again  in  overtaking  thee. 
I  know  not  where  I  am,  when  I  peruse 
Thy  learned  loves;  how  willingly  J  lose 

6  Thomas  Stanley"]  The  intimacy  between  Shirley  and  this 
very  learned  man  is  noticed  in  the  account  of  our  author  and 
his  works.  He  was  the  son  of  Sir  Thomas  Stanley,  Knight, 
of  Laytonstone  in  Essex,  and  Cumberlow  in  Hertfordshire,  and 
born  about  1625.  He  was  fellow  commoner  of  Pembroke  Hall, 
Cambridge  j  on  leaving  which,  he  visited  the  continent.  He 
married  Dorothy,  daughter  and  coheir  of  Sir  James  Enyon, 
Bart.,  of  Flower  in  Northamptonshire,  and  died  in  1678.  His 
Poems,  though  they  do  not  deserve  so  high  an  eulogium  as 
the  friendship  of  Shirley  has  bestowed  on  them,  possess  con- 
siderable beauty.  D. 


POEMS.  427 

Myself  in  every  grove,  and  wish  to  be 

(Might  it  contribute  to  thy  wreath)  a  tree ! 

Carew,7  whose  numerous  language  did  before 

Steer  every  genial  soul ,  must  be  no  more 

The  oracle  of  love  ;  and  might  he  come 

But  from  his  own  to  thy  Elysium. 

He  would  repent  his  immortality 

Given  by  loose  idolaters,  and  die 

A  tenant  to  these  shades,  and  by  thy  ray 

He  need  not  blush  to  court  his  Celia. 

Thy  numbers  carry  height,  yet  clear,  and  terse, 

And  innocent,  as  becomes  the  soul  of  verse: 

Poets  from  hence  may  add  to  their  great  name, 

And  learn  to  strike  from  chastity  a  flame. 

But  I  expect  some  murmuring  critic  here 
Should  say,  no  poems  ever  did  appear 
Without  some  fault ;  this  I  must  grant  a  truth ; 
And  sir,  let  me  deal  plainly  with  your  youth, 
Not  error-proof  yet,  something  may  admit 
A  censure ;  if  you  will  secure  your  wit, 
I  know  the  only  way  to  bring't  about, 
Accept  my  love,  and  leave  this  copy  out. 

7  Carew]  •  Thomas  Carew,  brother  of  Sir  Matthew  Carew, 
was  educated  at  Corpus  Christi  College,  Oxford,  and  spent  se- 
veral years  of  his  youth  in  France  and  Italy.  By  Charles  the 
first  he  was  appointed  Gentleman  of  the  Privy  Chamber,  and 
Sewer  in  ordinary.  He  is  supposed  to  have  died  about  the  year 
1639.  His  Poems  and  Ccelum  Britannicum  a  Masque,  are  still 
justly  admired.  "  He  was,"  says  Clarendon,  "  a  person  of  a 
pleasant  and  facetious  wit,  and  made  many  poems  (especially 
in  the  amorous  way)  which  for  the  sharpness  of  the  fancy,  and 
the  elegancy  of  the  language  in  which  that  fancy  was  spread, 
were  at  least  equal  if  not  superior  to  any  of  that  time  :  but  his 
glory  was,  that  after  fifty  years  of  his  life,  spent  with  less  seve- 
rity or  exactness  than  it  ought  to  have  been,  he  died  with  the 
greatest  remorse  for  that  license,  and  with  the  greatest  mani- 
festation of  Christianity  that  his  best  friends  could  desire."  Life 
of  the  Earl  of  Clarendon,  vol.  i.  p.  41,  ed.  182?.  D. 


428  POEMS. 


To  THE  E[ARL]  OF  S[TRAFFORD]S  UPON  HIS 

RECOVERY. 

My  lord,  the  voice  that  did  your  sickness  tell, 
Strook  like  a  midnight  chime  or  knell  ;?n  i» 

At  every  sound 

I  took  into  my  sense  a  wound,     a 
Which  had  no  cure  till  I  did  hear 
Your  health  again 
Restor'd,  and  then 
There  was  a  balsam  pour'd  into  mine  ear. 

It  was  my  wonder  first,  what  could  invade 
A  temper  was  so  even  made ; 

Then  fear  stept  in, 
Lest  nature  should  commit  a  sin, 
By  yielding  to  resign  your  breath, 
Upon  whose  hearse 
All  tears  and  verse 
Would  fall,  but  not  enough  lament  your  death. 

But  hymns  are  now  requir'd  ;  'tis  time  to  rise, 
And  pay  the  altar  sacrifice : 

My  heart  allows 

No  gums,  nor  amber,  but  pure  vows ; 
There's  fire  at  breathing  of  your  name, 
And  do  not  fear, 
I  have  a  tear 
Of  joy,  to  curb  any  immodest  flame. 

In  you,  since  honour  is  restor'd,  oh,  may 
-v"  Health  in  your  noble  bosom  stay, 

And  with  your  blood 
Move  in  a  circle  all  that's  good  ; 


. 

8  Earl  ofStraffbrd]  See  the  account  of  Shirley  and  his  work 
This  great  man  was  born  in  1593,  and  beheaded  in  1641.    D 


POEMS.  429 

And  though  time  sicken  with  his  years, 
And  winters  come, 
Let  your  age  |)loom, 
And  look  as  fresh  as  when  the  spring  appears ! 

ONE  THAT  LOVED9  NONE  BUT  DEFORMED  WOMEN. 

What  should  my  mistress  do  with  hair? 
Her  frizzling,  curling,  I  can  spare ; 
But  let  her  forehead  be  well  plough'd, 
And  hemp  within  the  furrows  sow'd. 

No  dressing  should  conceal  her  ear, 
Which  I  would  have  at  length  appear, 
At  which  should  hang  with  a  device, 
The  wealthy  pearls  of  both  her  eyes. 

And  such  a  nose  I  would  desire 
Should  represent  the  town  a'  fire  ; 
Cheeks  black,  and  swelling  like  the  south, 
No  tongue,  nor  mark  within  her  mouth. 

Ob,  give  me  such  a  face, 

Such  a  grace ! 
No  two  should  have  sport, 

Or  in  wedlock  better  agree : 
The  devil  should  into  the  bawdy  court, 
If  he  durst  but  cuckold  me. 

THE  COMMONWEALTH  OF  BIRDS. l 

Let  other  poets  write  of  dogs, 
Some  sing  of  fleas,  or  fightiug  frogs, 

9  One  that  loved  #c.]  See  note  vol.  iv.  p.  226.  D. 
1  The  Common-wealth  of  Birds']    In  Rawlinson's  MS,  stands 
thus  : 

Listen,  gallants,  to  my  words, 

I  sing  the  Commonwealth  of  Birds. 

VOL.  VI.  F  f 


430  POEMS. 

Another's  Muse  be  catching  fish, 
And  every  bard2  cook  his  own  dish  ; 
The  Common- wealth  of  Birds  I  bring 
To  feast  your  ears  ;  then  hear  me  sing. 
A  Buzzard  is  the  Mayor  o'  th'  town, 
And  Gulls  are  Brethren  of  the  Gown  ; 

A  Buzzard  doth  command  the  town ; 
Gulls  are  brethren  of  the  gown  j 

Great,  but  not  Moguls  they  be, 

Of  the  land,  and  not  the  sea. 

There  is,  in  every  ward,  of  these 

Widgeons  plac'd  for  deputies : 

The  citizens  have  merry  lives  j 

They  cuckoos  are,  who  take  to  wives, 

Pretty  Parrots,  Black-birds,  Rails, 
Many  of  them  prove  Wagtails. 

Each  parish-constable  is  a  Daw ; 

Wry-neck,  watchmen  with  club  law, 

Who,  taking  any  Owls  by  night, 

Straight  convey  them  to  the  Kite, 

Who  keeps  the  Counter,  and  indeed 
Knows  on  Poultry  how  to  feed. 

Divers  gentlemen  there  are, 
A  Robin-red-breast,  and  a  Stare  j 
Canary  Birds  are  not  a  few ; 
Rooks  have  crept  among  them  too  j 

Dunghill  Cocks,  that  will  be  beat ; 

Godwits,  only  good  to  eat. 

Would  you  know  the  Lawyers  ?  these 

Are  a  nest  of  Goldfinches : 

But  few  men  there  are,  that  know 

The  Physician  from  a  Crow } 

Yet  Bitter  many  of  them  are, 

And  the  good  like  Black-swans  rare. 

If  any  chance  to  ask  of  me. 

Where  this  Commonwealth  should  be, 

I  answer,  'tis  above  the  Moon, 

'Twos  mine  by  revelation  j 

There  the  Larks  are,  and  we  shall 
See  them,  when  the  sky  doth  fall.    D. 

2  bard]     The  old  copy  "  Bird."     D. 


POEMS.  431 

Some  Widgeons  of  the  peace  and  quorum, 
Commit  all  that  are  brought  before 'em. 

Cocks  are  the  under  men  of  trade, 
Within  whose  hall  a  law  is  made, 
That  every  spring  each  citizen 
Shall  march,  to  bring  the  Cuckoo  in. 
Every  constable  has  a  claw, 
A  head  of  Bat,  and  brain  of  Daw  ; 
And,  as  wise  as  these,  you  will 
Know  the  Watchmen  by  their  bill, 
Who  take  no  wandering  Owls  by  night 
But  they  convey  them  to  the  Kite, 
Who  keeps  the  Compter,  where  together 
They  laugh,  and  drink,  and  molt  their  feather. 

If  you  come  to  court,  there  are 
A  Robin-red-breast,  and  a  Stare : 
Canary  birds  do  sigh,  not  sing, 
The  Larks  have  quite  forgot  the  spring ; 
What  should  harmonious  birds  sing  there, 
When  a  Rook's  master  of  the  quire? 

They  that  do  practise  Common  pleas 
With  greatest  art,  are  Goldfinches, 
And  Crows  by  physick,  plump  and  thrive  ; 
Men  die,  that  birds  of  prey  may  live. 

If  for  the  church  you  look,  sad  age  ! 
You'll  find  the  clergy  in  a  cage : 
Faith  and  Religion  declines, 
When  good  wits  are  no  more  divines  ; 
For  Lapwings  everywhere  you'll  see 
Perch  up,  and  preach  Divinity; 
Who  sing,  though  every  soul  be  vext, 
Here  'tis,  when  farthest  from  their  text. 
But  what  most  admiration  moves, 
The  soldiers  are  all  fighting  Doves ; 
And  no  reward  for  prose,  or  verse, 
The  scholars  are  turn'd  Woodpeckers. 
So  fast  the  various  Birds  intrude, 
Art  cannot  name  them  :  to  conclude, 

Ff2 


432  POEMS. 

Every  wise  man  is  a  Wren, 
And  black  Swans  the  honest  men. 
A  wonder  in  the  close  I  bring  ; 
A  Nightingale  to  these  is  King, 
Who  never  (sweet  bird)  goes  to  rest, 
But  has  a  thorn  upon  his  breast. 


To  THE  EXCELLENT  PATTERN  OF  BEAUTY  AND  VlRTUE 
L[ADY]  EL[IZABETH,]  CO[UNTESS]  OF  OR[MOND].: 

MADAM, 

Were  you  but  only  great,  there  are  some  men 
Whose  heat  is  not  the  Muses',  nor  their  pen 
Steer'd  by  chaste  truth,  could  flatter  you  in  prose, 
Or  glorious  verse,  but  I  am  none  of  those. 
I  never  learn 'd  that  trick  of  court  to  wear 
Silk  at  the  cost  of  flattery  ;  or  make  dear 
My  pride,  by  painting  a  great  lady's  face 
When  she  had  done't  before,  and  swear  the  grace 
Was  Nature's  ;  anagram  upon  her  name, 
And  add  to  her  no  virtue,  my  own  shame. 
I  could  not  make  this  lord  a  god,  then  try 
How  to  commit  new  court  idolatry ; 
And  when  he  dies,  hang  on  his  silent  hearse 
Wet  elegies,  and  haunt  his  ghost  in  verse. 
These,  some  hold  witty,  thriving  garbs,  but  I 
Choose  to  my  loss  a  modest  poesy, 
And  place  my  genius  upon  subjects  fit 
For  imitation,  rather  than  bold  wit ; 
And  such  are  you,  who  both  in  name  and  blood 
Born  great,  have  learn'd  this  lesson  to  be  good. 

3  Elizabeth  Countess  of  Ormond.']  Wife  of  the  celebrate 
James  Butler,  successively  Earl,  Marquis,  and  Duke  of  Ormon< 
She  was  the  cousin  of  her  husband,  and  only  child  of  the  Ea 
of  Desmond.  She  died  in  1684.  D. 


POEMS.  433 

Arm'd  with  this  knowledge,  madam,  I  not  fear 
To  hold  fair  correspondence  with  the  year, 
And  bring  my  gift,  hearty,  as  you  are  fair, 
A  servant's  wish,  for  all  my  wealth  is  prayer, 
Which  with  the  year  thus  enters.     May  you  be 
Still  the  same  flowing  goodness  that  we  see. 

In  your  most  noble  lord  be  happy  still, 
And  heaven  chain  your  hearts  into  one  will ; 
Be  rich  in  your  two  darlings  of  the  spring, 
Which  as  it  waits,  perfumes  their  blossoming, 
The  growing  pledges  of  your  love,  and  blood  ; 
And  may  that  unborn  blessing  timely  bud, 
fhe  chaste  and  noble  treasure  of  your  womb, 
Your  own,  and  th'  age's  expectation  come ; 
And  when  your  days  and  virtues  have  made  even, 
~ie  late,  belov'd  of  earth,  and  change  for  heaven. 


To  THE  HONOURABLE]  LADY  D.  C.,4  AT  HIS 

DEPARTURE. 

XL 

ad  am,  whose  first  stile  is  good, 
reat  in  virtue  as  in  blood, 

4  To  the  Honourable  Lady,  D.  C.  #e.]      in  Rawlinson's  M.S. 
ds  thus : 

To  the  Right  Honourable  sisters,  the  Lady  B.  and 
Lady  Dia :  Curs : 

Ladies,  whose  first  style  is  good, 

Great  in  virtue,  as  in  blood, 

For  my  entertainment,  take 

This  poor  sacrifice  I  make, 

In  wishes  only,  so  in  part 

I  shall  express  my  thankful  heart. 

May  you  be  happy  all  your  life, 

Either  of  you  a  blest  wife  : 

May  your  husbands'  love  renew 

Every  day  their  marriage  vow, 

And  yourselves,  as  newly  wed, 

Give  each  night  a  maidenhead. 

When  you  sleep,  may  flowing  numbers 

Charm  you  into  heavenly  slumbers : 


434  POEMS. 

For  my  entertainment,  take 
This  warm  sacrifice,  I  make 
In  wishes,  which  flow  best,  while5  art 
Hath  little  traffick  with  the  heart. 
May  every  sun  that  rises,  pay 
You  pleasure  long-liv'd  as  the  day, 
And  at  night  the  silent  streams 
Of  pious  thoughts  fill  up  your  dreams. 
For  him,  to  whom  your  heart  is  tied, 
Keep  it  still  virgin,  and  bride, 
That  often  as  you  go  to  bed, 
You  give  and  take  a  maidenhead. 
Never  sigh,  but  when  you  pray  : 
May  your  husband  smile  all  day ; 
And  when  clouds  make  dark  his  sky, 
Strike  new  daylight  from  your  eye, 
And  if  e'er  he  think  amiss, 
May  you  cure  him  with  a  kiss. 

But,  to  keep  his  heart  at  home, 
Be  rich  in  treasures  of  your  womb, 
And  taught  by  examples  of  your  love, 
With  every  Olive  branch  a  Dove. 

When  you  wake,  may  you  be  kept 

As  free  from  sin,  as  when  you  slept. 

Never  sigh,  but  when  you  pray : 

May  your  husbands  smile  all  day, 

And,  when  clouds  make  dark  their  sky, 

Strike  new  daylight  from  your  eye  j 

And,  if  e'er  they  think  amiss, 

May  you  cure  them  with  a  kiss. 

May  you  happy  mothers  be, 

And  your  childrens'  children  see j 

Live  to  be  very  old,  and  then 

Return  into  your  spring  again, 

And  when  a  second  age  is  past, 

Though  late,  may  you  reach  heaven  at  last.  D. 

5  while]     The  old  copy  "  which."     D. 


POEMS.  486 


To  W[ILLIAM]  M[ARQUIS]  OP  NEWCASTLE] .6 

Hail,  great  preserver  of  the  king, 
And  your  own  honour !  Such  a  thing 
At  court  but  rare  appears ; 
And  when  in  calmer  years 
So  much  virtue,  so  much  crime 
Shall  be  read  both  at  one  time, 
Treason  shall  want  a  child,  and,  your  worth  known, 
Posterity  shall  thank  the  kingdom's  groan. 

When  I  before  did  fancy  men 
Of  a  most  glorious  soul,  my  pen 
Did  prophecy  of  you, 
To  whom  so  much  is  due, 
That  each  patriot  must  rise 
To  court  you  with  a  sacrifice, 
And  boldest  writers  telling  ages  why, 
Need  fear  no  fiction  in  their  poetry. 

Great  both  in  peace  and  war,  thus  fame 
Did  honour  Sidney  ;  on  your  name 
Two  laurels  grow/  and  they 
That  speak  them  both,  may  say, 
Thus  the  fluent  Ovid  wrote, 
And  thus,  too,  wise  Caesar  fought ; 
For  when  your  story  shall  be  perfect,  you 
May  both  deserve,  and  have  their  envies  too. 

6  William  Marquis  of  Newcastle.']     See  the  account  of  Shirley 
and  his  works.    This  distinguished  nobleman  was  born  in 
1592,  and  died  in  1676.  D. 

7  grow}     The  old  copy  "  grew."     D. 


436  POEMS. 


To  MASTER  PHILIP  MASSINGER,S  ON  HIS  RENEGADO. 

Dabblers  in  poetry,  that  only  can 
Court  this  weak  lady,  or  that  gentleman, 

With  some  loose  wit  in  rhyme ; 

Others  that  fright  the  time 
Into  belief  with  mighty  words,  that  tear 

A  passage  through  the  ear ; 

Or  nicer  men 
That  through  a  perspective  will  see  a  play, 

And  use  it  the  wrong  way, 

(Not  worth  thy  pen) 

Though  all  their  pride  exalt  them,  cannot  be 
Competent  judges  of  thy  lines  or  thee. 

I  must  confess,  I  have  no  glorious  name 
To  rescue  judgment,  no  poetic  flame 

To  dress  thy  muse  with  praise, 

And  Phoabus  his  own  bays ; 
Yet  I  commend  this  poem,  and  dare  tell 

The  world  I  lik'd  it  well ; 

And  if  there  be 
A  tribe,  who  in  their  wisdom  dare  accuse 

The  offspring  of  thy  Muse, 

Let  them  agree, 

Conspire  one  comedy,  and  they  will  say 
'Tis  easier  to  commend  than  make  a  play. 

To  A  LADY,  UPON  A  LOOKING-GLASS  SENT. 

When  this  crystal  shall  present 
Your  beauty  to  your  eye,    \ 
Think  that  lovely  face  was  meant 
To  dress  another  by : 

8  To  Master  Philip  Massinger,  on  his  Renegado."]     These  lines 
arc  prefixed  to  the  4to.  ed.  of  that  play,  1630.    D. 


POEMS.  487 

For,  not  to  make  them  proud, 
These  glasses  are  allow 'd 
To  those  are  fair, 
But  to  compare 

The  inward  beauty  with  the  outward  grace, 
And  make  them  fair  in  soul  as  well  as  face. 


EPITHALAMIUM. 

1.  Oh,  look  anon,  if  in  the  seeded  sky 

You  miss  no  stars ;  here  I  did  spy 
Two  gliding  by. 

2.  Did  not  thy  trembling  sense  mistake  the  shine, 

Which  from  the  flaming  marriage  pine 
Shot  like  divine? 

1.  No,  no,  oh  no,  within  his  stock  of  light 

Hymen  was  never  half  so  bright. 

2.  Behold,  the  nuptial  train 
Come  smiling  back  again  : 
Hymen,  hold  up  thy  torch. 

1.  Now,  now  I  see 

The  virgin  bride,  fair  Willoughby, 
From  whose  fair  eyes 
This  day  did  rise, 

2.  Whilst  her  chaste  blushing  strows 
Fresh  roses  on  the  morning  as  she  goes. 

1.  What  music  have  they? 

2.  None, 

But  what's  the  bridegroom's  own  : 
See,  where  he  follows  to  supply 
All  that  a  well  tun'd  ear 

Can  wish  to  hear, 
Being  himself  a  walking  harmony. 

Chorus. 

Heaven  on  this  pair  drop  all  the  joys 
Of  love,  health,  fortune,  pleasure,  boys ! 


438  POEMS. 


A  MOTHER  HEARING  HER  CHILD  WAS  SICK  OP 
THE  SMALL-POX. 

What  hath  my  pretty  child  misdone, 
That  heaven  so  soon, 

(As  if  it  did  repent 

The  sweetness  it  had  lent) 
Making  so  many  graves,  mistook  the  place, 
And  buried  all  her  beauty  in  her  face  ? 

But  it  foresaw,  if  she  remain'd 
Fresh  and  unstain'd, 

So  blooming  in  each  part, 

She  might  take  every  heart, 
Charm  all  the  Muses  to  forget  their  verse, 
Or  name  no  beauty  in  their  song,  but  hers. 

But  this  is  still  my  sorrow,  child, 
With  which  turn'd  wild, 

I  send  my  tears  to  seek, 

And  bathe  thy  wither'd  cheek : 
Which,  could  my  kisses  reach,  with  warm  supplies, 
I  would  leave  thee  no  spots,  or  me  no  eyes. 


EPITHALAMIUM. 

To  HIS  NOBLE  FRIEND,  MR.  I.  W. 

Adorn  the  altar ;  many  come  to  day 

To  sacrifice ; 
But  first  upon't  let  me  presume  to  lay 

My  grain  of  spice ; 
'Tis  all  I  have,  though  others  bring 
Rich  gifts,  mine  is  the  offering. 


POEMS.  439 

Live  one  in  heart  so  long,  till  time  forget 

You  have  been  two ; 
Upon  your  bosoms,  joys  more  frequent  sit 

Than  pearls  of  dew 
On  the  green  cheek  of  earth,  but  may 
No  sun  kiss  one  of  these  away. 

Plenty  your  tables,  chaste  desires  still  meet 

To  crown  your  beds ; 
And  may  the  bridegroom  the  first  night  beget 

New  maidenheads. 
I  could  say  more,  but  verse  is  tied  ; 
Wild  joys  in  prose  are  best  supply'd. 


A  CATCH. 

Come,  let  us  throw  the  dice,  who  shall  drink? 
Mine  is  [TT]  |H|,  and  his  [TT]  [v] ; 
Hj|  and  |Tj]  is  a  cast;  [H]  and  £7]  not  too  fast ; 
Come  aloft  [T!|  0  >  O  [D  ^a*r  P^ay » 

O  EZPS  y°ur  tnr°w»  s*r  5  o  Q  ^ev  run  ^ow>  s* 
CZ1 H  we  see »  C  H  ^s  ^ut  tnree  • 

Oh,  where  is  the  wine?  come,  fill  up  his  glass, 
For  here  is  the  man  that  has  thrown  [T]  JT], 

ON  A  BLACK  RIBBAND. 

Though  love  and  honour  take  a  pride  to  dress 
Their  servants  in  these  silken  liveries, 
But  choose  the  colours  always  gay,  and  bright, 
Excluding  black,  as  the  dark  child  of  night, 
(Which,  constant  to  its  own  complexion,  knows 
Not  how  to  blush,  nor  one  indulgence  owes 


440  POEMS. 

Either  to  beauty,  or  the  gift  of  kings, 
This  jealousy,  and  that  vexation  brings,) 
Give  me  the  black  embracement  on  my  arm. 
Which,  like  a  potent  amulet  or  charm, 
Shall  countermand  all  magic,  and  defy 
The  smiles  of  love,  and  snares  of  majesty. 
Of  this  I'll  be  more  proud,  than  when  the  fair 
Odelia  once  gave  me  her  wreath  of  hair, 
Wherein,  her  fingers,  taught  by  love,  had  wrought 
A  net,  to  catch  and  hold  each  subtle  thought. 
This  mourning  bracelet  is  to  me  above 
All  ribbands,  which  the  Robinhoods  of  love 
Are  trick'd  withal,  who  but  present  at  court 
Which  are  the  race  nags  for  the  ladies'  sport. 

Give  me  that  sable  ornament,  that  may 
Vie  honour  with  the  Nova  Scotia, 
Or  crimson  Bath ;  and  still  reserv'd  to  th'king 
My  reverence,  who  is  the  soul  and  spring 
Of  English  honour,  for  the  garter's  sake, 
I  should  not  mourn,  although  the  blue  were  black ; 
And  'tis  within  his  breast,  when  Charles  will  please 
To  create  one  of  black,  to  outshine  these, 
For  what  bold  antiquaries  will  deny, 
Of  colours,  sable  the  first  heraldry? 

All  orders  have  their  growth,  and  this,  when  sent 
To  me,  had  something  that  was  glorious  meant, 
From  one,  whose  blood  writes  noble,  but  his  mind 
And  soul's  extraction  leave  that  stream  behind ; 
And  this,  who  knows,  in  calmer  time  may  thrive, 
And  grow  into  a  name,  if  arts  survive? 

Till  when,  to  this  black  armlet,  it  shall  be 
My  honour,  to  be  call'd  a  votary. 


POEMS.  441 

To  GENTLEMEN  THAT  BROKE  THEIR  PROMISE   OF  A 

MEETING,  MADE  WHEN  THEY  DRANK  CLARET. 

There  is  no  faith  in  claret,  and  it  shall 
Henceforth  with  me  be  held  apocryphal ; 
I'll  trust  a  small-beer  promise,  nay,  a  troth 
Wash'd  in  the  Thames,  before  a  French  wine  oath. 
That  grape,  they  say,  is  binding ;  yes,  'tis  so, 
And  it  has  made  your  souls  thus  costive  too. 
Circe  transform'd  the  Greeks,  no  hard  design, 
For  some  can  do  as  much  with  claret  wine 
Upon  themselves,  witness  you  two,  allow'd 
Once  honest,  now  turn'd  air,  and  a-la-mode. 
Begin  no  health  in  this,  or  if  by  chance 
The  king's,  'twill  question  your  allegiance ; 
And  men  will,  after  all  your  ruffling,  say, 
You  drink,  as  some  do  fight,  in  the  French  way, 
Engage  and  trouble  many,  when  'tis  known, 
You  spread  their  interest  to  waive  your  own. 
Away  with  this  false  Christian,  it  shall  be 
An  excommunicate  from  mirth,  and  me  ; 
Give  me  the  catholic,  diviner  flame, 
To  light  me  to  the  fair  Odelia's  name ; 
'Tis  sack,  that  justifies  both  man  and  verse, 
Whilst  you  in  Lethe-claret  still  converse; 

*  To  Gentlemen,  that  broke  their  promise,  #c.]  in  Rawlinson's 
MS.  stands  thus : 

To  E.  H.  and  W.  H. 

There  is  no  faith  in  claret  5  now  I  see 

That  blushing  wine  doth  merely  Frenchify. 

Can  promises  in  wine,  and  wine,  that  should, 

Having  no  colour,  best  agree  with  blood, 

Make  men  so  cold,  that  after,  they  appear 

As  dull  as  they  which  compliment  in  beer  ? 

But  'tis  no  wonder,  for  we  do  not  seek 

A  Christian,  where  there  is  no  catholick : 

'Tis  sack  that  justifies  j  and  had  you  both 

Promis'd  in  sack,  each  word  had  been  an  oath.    D. 


442  POEMS. 

Forget  your  own  names  next,  and  when  you  look 
With  hope  to  find,  be  lost  in  the  church  book. 


UPON  A  GENTLEWOMAN  THAT  DIED  OF  A  FEVER.1 

Death,  Time,  and  Sickness,  had  been  many  a  day 
Conspiring  this  sweet  virgin  to  betray  ; 
At  last  impatient,  vow'd,  ere  the  next  sun, 
To  finish  what  their  malice  had  begun. 
Sickness  went  slowly  on,  but  Time  apace, 
Death  lagg'd  behind  ;  by  night  all  reach'd  the  place. 
But  when,  resolv'd  of  a  surprise,  they  came, 
They  found  her  guarded  by  a  holy  flame 
Her  waking  fever  kept :  this  did  affright 
The  thieves,  who  are  still  fearful  of  the  light. 
Time  stays  without ;  but  Sickness,  by  the  sin 
Of  bribing  a  false  servant,  was  let  in  ; 
Death  follow'd  the  advantage,  and  did  creep 
Into  her  chamber,  where  though  in  her  sleep, 
Sickness  faint-hearted  could  not  stop  her  breath, 
But  she  soon  found  the  icy  hand  of  Death. 
Her  groan  awak'd  some  friends;  and,  the  maid 

kill'd, 

With  sighs  and  clamours  all  the  air  was  fill'd. 
Fearing  a  swift  pursuit,  Time  ran  away ; 
Sickness  no  longer  had  the  heart  to  stay ; 
Death  with  his  prey  soon  hid  him  under  ground, 
Not  since  by  any  living  creature  found. 


UPON  THE  DEATH  OF  G.  M. 

I  lov'd  him,  and  I  lost  him  too  ;  then  why 
Should  others  weep  their  farewell,  and  not  I? 

1  Upon  a  Gentlewoman  that  died  of  a  fever."]  In  Ravvlinson's 
MS.  these  lines,  greatly  varied,  are  entitled,  Upon  Sr  G.  Ca. 
Ladie:  Ep.  D. 


POEMS.  448 

If  souls  know  more  by  being  body-free, 
He'll  know,  from  all  the  rest,  these  drops  from  me. 
Then  flow  apace :  I  see  where  store  of  rain 
Is  met,  and  swoln  itself  into  a  main  ; 
Go  lose  yourselves  in  that;  it  cannot  be 
In  vain,  to  add  some  water  to  the  sea, 
Since  heaven,  whose  glorious  constellations  are 
So  many,  hath  yet  took  another  star. 
If  any  think  my  grief  has  but  a  face 
Of  mourning,  and  my  tears  a  common  place, 
Be  judge  yourselves,  that  know  what  'tis  to  leave 
A  friend,  then  wisely  teach  me  how  to  grieve. 
Be  judge  you  that  did  want  him,  while  he  liv'd, 
But  more  now,  since  he  then  your  lives  reprieved, 
Forfeit  to  miseries,  and  let  rne  know 
What  height  and  method  you'll  prescribe  your  woe. 
Be  judge  that  were  companions  of  his  wit, 
And  knew  with  what  wise  art  he  manag'd  it. 
When  nature's  darling  bleeds,  who  can  be  found, 
Whose  heart  would  not  drop  balm  into  the  wound  ? 
Last  be  you  judges,  who  best  teach  the  way, 
And  steer  our  erring  souls  to  heaven ;  then  say 
How  much  divinity  is  gone,  and,  by 
Your  grief,  I'll  learn  to  write  his  elegy. 


UPON  THE  DEATH  OF  KlNG  JAMES.2 

When  busy  fame  was  almost  out  of  breath, 
With  telling  to  the  world  king  James  his  death, 

2  Upon  the  death  of  King  James,"]  March  27th,  1625.— This 
poem  in  Rawlinson's  MS.  stands  thus  : 

Is  the  sea  richer  for  a  drop  of  rain, 

Or,  being  mingled,  can  we  know't  again  ? 

Then  why  (though  I  have  interest  in  the  care) 

Should  1  into  the  flood  let  fall  a  tear  ? 

Yes,  drop  into  the  sea  my  tear,  before 

Heaven  (which  was  full)  hath  a  star  added  more  ? 


444  POEMS. 

I  gave  the  voice  no  credit ;  not  that  I 
Believ'd  in  law,  that  kings  can  never  die ; 
For,  though  of  purer  mould,  at  last  they  must 
Resolve  to  their  cold  principle,  the  dust, 
Distinguish'd  only  from  the  common  men, 
That  being  dead,  their  dust  is  royal  then. 

What  though  the  king  were  old?  as  soon  must 

they 
Be  at  home,  whose  journey's  down-hill  all  the  way: 

Credibile  est  ilium  non  potuisse  mori. 
When  at  my  ear  the  rumour  did  arrive, 
Of  the  king's  death,  unwilling  to  believe, 
Perhaps,  so  sad  a  story,  like  a  voice 
Empty  of  truth,  having  but  made  a  noise, 
I  gave't  no  entertainment  j  not  that  I 
Held  an  opinion,  kings  can  never  die, 
Who,  though  of  purer  mould,  yet  one  day  must 
Die,  and  dissolve  again  to  princely  dust  j 
That's  all  the  difference  then,  all  life's  a  way 
'Twixt  earth  and  earth,  and  sooner  needs  must  they 
Finish  their  course,  who  old,  of  their  years'  sum, 
Having  past  many,  leave  but  few  to  come  j 
Bird-like  the  soul  flies  out,  when  once  the  cage 
Is  made  too  weak  a  prison  by  old  age ; 
But  I  would  trust  iny  eye,  not  every  sound  j 
The  ear  oft  catches  things  at  false  rebound. 
To  clear  my  doubts,  some  told  me  who  did  bring 
By  torchlight  the  dead  body  of  the  king, 
(When  every  star,  like  kinsmen  to  the  dead, 
That  night,  close  mourners,  hid  their  golden  head) 
And  had  repos'd  that  royal  burden  where 
His  people  might  embalm  him  with  their  tear. 
My  grief  found  quick  direction  :  I  came 
Unto  a  house,  I  know  not  how  to  name, 
It  had  so  many ;  only  this  I  know, 
It  might  be  justly  call'd  the  House  of  Woe, 
Death's  inn  of  late  for  princes,  who  there  lay, 
Taking  it,  as  a  lodging,  in  their  way 
Unto  the  grave.     Entering  the  court,  I  see 
Many  were  cloth'd  in  black  j  but  this  might  be 
Their  abstinence  for  Lent ;  for  who  was  there 
That  would  not  fast  from  colours  once  a  year  ? 
I  pass'd  the  guard,  and  to  the  Presence  came, 
Which  did  but  mock  enquiry  with  a  name, 


POEMS.  445 

But  I  would  trust  my  eye,  not  every  sound ; 
The  ear  oft  catches  things  at  false  rebound. 

To  clear  my  doubts,  some  told  me,  that  did  bring, 
By  torch-light,  the  dead  body  of  the  king, 
When  every  star,  like  kinsmen  to  the  dead, 
That  night,  close  mourners,  hid  their  golden  head, 
And  had  repos'd  that  royal  burden,  where 
His  people  might  embalm  him  with  their  tear. 

Sorrow  finds  quick  direction  :  I  came 
To  a  fair  house,  1  cannot  give't  a  name, 
It  had  so  many ;  only  this  I  know, 
It  might  be  aptly  call'd  the  House  of  Woe, 
Death's  inn  of  late  for  princes,  who  there  lay, 
As  taking  but  a  lodging,  in  their  way 
To  the  dark  grave.     Enter'd  the  court,  I  see 
Many  attir'd  in  black  ;  but  this  might  be 

For  it  presented  nothing  to  the  eye, 

But  blacks  and  tears  for  absent  majesty. 

Thence  to  the  Privy  Chamber  I  did  pass, 

To  see  if  he  were  there  j  but  there,  alas, 

I  found  new  shapes  of  sorrow  !  men,  whose  eyes, 

Drunk  up  by  tears,  shew'd  life  but  a  disguise. 

The  mournful  State  here  did  renew  my  woe 

Of  the  lost  Presence  j  velvet  hangings  too 

Made  sorrow  of  more  value,  which  beheld 

The  scutcheon  royal  in  a  sable  field. 

To  the  Bed  Chamber  (which  I  cannot  name 

With  too  much  veneration)  next  I  came, 

Now  made  the  hallow'd  shrine,  wherein  they  said 

The  sacred  body  of  the  king  was  laid. 

Oh,  fitly  may  we  call  the  bed,  the  grave, 

Since  we  but  sleep  in  both,  in  both  we  have 

Our  winding-sheet  about  us,  thus  to  be 

Prepar'd  to  sleep  short  death,  or  long  sleep  die  ! 

This  sad  room 

At  first  affrighted,  opening,  like  a  tomb, 
To  shew  me  death  ;  where  tapers,  round  about, 
Flameless,  would  tell  me  that  our  light  was  out : 
But,  by  the  little  day  which  was  let  in, 
I'th'midst  of  an  amaze,  hope  would  begin 
New  comfort,  and  persuade  my  trembling  eye, 
The  king  was  there  alive ;  so  fresh  a  dye 

VOL.  VI.  G  g 


446  POEMS. 

Their  abstinence  for  lent,  for  who  is  there 

That  cannot  fast  from  colours  once  a  year1? 

After  some  justling  with  the  guard,  I  came 

To  th'  Presence,  which  but  mock'd  me  with  a  name, 

For  it  presented  nothing  to  my  eye 

But  blacks,  and  tears  for  absent  majesty. 

Thence  to  the  Privy-Chamber  I  did  pass, 
In  hope  to  find  him  there  ;  but  there,  alas, 
I  found  new  shapes  of  sorrow  !  men,  whose  eyes, 
Drunk  up  by  tears,  shew'd  life  in  a  disguise  : 
The  mourning  state  here  did  renew  my  woe 
For  the  lost  presence ;  velvet  hangings  too 
Made  sorrow  of  more  value,  which  beheld 
The  'scutcheon  royal  in  a  sable  field. 
To  the  Bed-Chamber  then  (the  shrine,  some  said 
Where  the  pale  body  of  the  king  was  laid) 
My  wild  devotion  brought  me.     This  sad  room 
At  first  did  fright  me,  opening  like  a  tomb, 

Dwelt  on  his  cheek,  a  terror  in  his  brow  j 

His  eye[s]  not  clos'd  by  death,  seem'd  still  to  throw 

Their  glorious  beams  upon  us  ;  and  who  could 

Not  then  expect  a  voice  ?    But  no  sound  would 

Bless  our  attentive  ears  :  oh,  Where  were  all 

The  treasures  of  his  tongue,  which  he  let  fall 

So  oft  in  oracles  !  In  this  amaze, 

My  eye  with  more  intention  did  gaze 

Upon  the  countenance,  and  return'd  at  last 

An  error  in  my  judgment,  that  had  past 

A  sorrow  upon  trust ;  for  what  I  see, 

Were  but  king  James  his  ornaments,  not  he  ; 

A  crowned  model  i'th'imperial  robe, 

Art,  taught  to  hold  a  sceptre  and  a  globe. 

Alas  !   was  this  the  way  to  get  belief 

That  he  was  dead,  to  paint  him  now  to  life, 

As  if,  when  we  had  lost  him,  it  had  been 

Enough,  to  have  thought  him  but  alive  again  ? 

This  did  my  late  suspicion  renew, 

King  James  might  be  alive,  for  aught  I  knew, 

For  what  was  this  same  figure  to  me  more 

Than  hundred  pictures  I  had  seen  before  ? 

From  this  Black  house  unto  the  White,  a  place 

Which  with  his  person  he  did  use  to  grace, 


POEMS.  447 

To  shew  me  death ;  where  tapers,  round  about, 

Flameless,  would  tell  me  that  our  light  was  out : 

But,  by  that  melancholy  day  was  lent, 

I  might  discover  on  his  monument 

A  king,  with  subtle  artifice  so  set, 

My  sense  did  stagger  at  the  counterfeit. 

Alas,  was  this  the  way  to  gain  belief 
That  he  was  dead,  to  paint  him  now  to  life ! 
As  if,  when  we  had  lost  him,  it  had  been 
Enough  to  have  thought  him  but  alive  again  : 
But  to  these  sad  remonstrances  f  give 
No  faith ;  the  king  I  sought,  might  be  alive, 
For  all  these  figures,  and  their  makers  be 
(A.t  least  as  my  soul  wish'd)  more  dead  than  he. 

From  thence  to  White-hall  when  I  came,  with 

wing 

Nimble  as  fear  could  make,  I  found  the  king ; 
I  triumph'd  here,  and  boldly  did  revive ; 
King  James  not  dead,  he  was  in  Charles  alive. 

I  went  to  be  confirm'd,  but,  when  I  came, 
I  found  it  turn'd  all  mourner  but  the  name ; 
But,  like  the  Burse  frequented,  every  where 
Business  and  whisper  that  the  king  was  there, 
King  Charles,  not  James  :  this  granted,  'twas  not  strange, 
To  say  the  Burse  was  there  the  Royal  Exchange  : 
Our  day  being  gone,  no  night  hung  o'er  our  eyes, 
For  at  sun-setting  did  the  sun  arise. 
Here  tears  and  triumph  did  divide  me  go, 
I  knew  not  what  to  answer  to  my  woe  : 
At  length  resolv'd  to  wait,  I  wish'd  to  see 
Our  Jacob's  staff,  this  springing  majesty 
From  ashes  of  our  phoenix,  whose  bright  ray 
Made  such  a  sunshine  in  a  rainy  day. 
At  last,  by  unlook'd  for  happiness,  I  had 
Sight  of  his  person,  in  whose  face  I  read 
That  which  my  late  opinion  did  revive, 
King  James  not  dead,  he  was  in  Charles  alive. 
Credibile  est  ilium  non  potuisse  mori.     D. 

Gg2 


448  POEMS. 


UPON  THE  DEATH  OF  SlR  THOMAS  NfiVILL. 

Swelling  eyes,  forbear  to  weep  : 
Can  the  marble,  that  doth  keep 
So  rich  a  Nevill,  not  appear 
Full  of  cold  drops,  without  your  tear  ? 
Or  the  earth,  beneath  his  tomb, 
Not  feel  a  labour  in  her  womb, 
When  with  her  profaner  dust 
His  ashes  mingle  ?    Sure  it  must 

o 

Break  with  burden  of  new  pain , 
And  from  her  root  he  grow  again. 


AN  ELEGY  UPON  THE  HONOURABLE,  FAIR,  AND 
VIRTUOUS  MISTRESS  BORLASE. 

Corae  hither,  virgins  that  are  good,  and  fair ; 
Instead  of  flowers,  here  careless  strew  your  hair ; 
Pay  down  the  tribute  due  from  all  your  eyes ; 
For  underneath  this  dewy  marble  lies 
One,  worth  you  all :  although  you  cannot  make 
Her  live  again,  'tis  justice  for  her  sake 
To  weep  yourselves  blind,  for  in  vain  you  keep 
Your  eye-sight,  while  Maria's  gone  to  sleep, 
That  was  your  path  and  leader.     But  away, 
You  are  but  common  mourners ;  for  this  day, 
Hid  in  a  storm  of  tears,  doth  wait  the  name 
Of  great  Borlase,  wounded,  and  led  by  fame. 
The  mist  is  blown  away  ;  I  see  it  come 
With  temper'd  haste  to  look  into  her  tomb, 
To  find  an  arm,  which,  from  his  body  rent, 
Does  lie  embalm'd  in  this  white  monument. 
Forbear,  chief  mourner,  and  consent  to  be 
Without  this  limb  ;  more  must  be  torn  from  thee, 
And  kept  by  death,  till  the  whole  body  meet, 
And  sleep  together,  in  one  winding  sheet. 


POEMS.  449 


UPON  THE  DEATH  OF  C.  DALBY,  ENGINEER,  WHO 

DIED  UPON  SERVICE,  TO  WHICH  HE  HAD  NO  COMMAND. 

If  we  those  men  for  gallant  justify, 
Who,  when  they  are  commanded  on,  dare  die, 
Tell  me,  how  glorious  shall  their  valour  stand, 
That  dare,  like  Dalby,  die  without  command? 
Though  order  be  the  life  of  war,  the  sword 
And  bullet  will  not  ask  us  for  the  word : 
Nor  did  his  courage  know  to  make  a  pause, 
When  honour  call'd  so  loud,  and  such  a  cause 
As  would  untame  a  hermit,  and  make  room 
With  his  own  fire  to  meet  the  martyrdom. 
All  that  the  sons  of  phlegm  and  fear  can  say, 
Is,  that  he  might  have  liv'd ;  and  so  will  they, 
Like  earth-worms,  safe  in  their  own-  slime,  and 

sleep, 

Till  the  last  trumpet  wake'em,  and  then  creep 
Into  some  blind,  and  wish  this  worthy  then 
Alive,  to  hide  them  in  some  turfs  again. 
But  his  soul,  wing'd  with  nobler  flame,  found  out, 
Not  to  be  active,  is  the  way  about 
To  glory ;  which  he  being  fond  to  taste, 
They  are  too  wise,  that  blame  him  for  his  haste, 

EPITAPH  ON  THE  DUKE  OF  BUCKINGHAM.1 

Here  lies  the  best  and  worst  of  fate, 
Two  kings'  delight,  the  people's  hate/ 
The  courtier's  star,  the  kingdom's  eye, 
A  man  to  draw  an  angel  by. 
Fear's  despiser,  Villiers'  glory, 
The  great  man's  volume,  all  time's  story.    . 

1  Duke  of  Buckingham.']  The  extraordinary  man,  whom  these 
lines  so  concisely  describe,  was  stabbed  by  Felton  in  1628,  in 
the  thirty-sixth  year  of  his  age.  D. 


460  POEMS. 


AN  ELEGY  UPON  THE  TRULY  HONOURABLE,  THOMAS 
VISCOUNT  SAVAGED 

Is  Savage  dead  ?  and  can  the  rock  which  bears 
His  name,  not  straight  dissolve  itself  in  tears, 
And  weep  into  the  sea,  where  it  may  have 
A  burial  too,  whilst  every  frighted  wave, 
At  this  new  guest,  may  raise  his  curled  head, 
And  in  a  storm  tell  all  the  world  who's  dead  ? 
But  here's  no  want  of  flood,  for  every  eye 
Conspires  in  melting  to  an  elegy. 

But  first,  see,  where  the  king  and  queen  are  com 
To  pour  their  grief  into  their  servant's  tomb : 
Let  public  sorrow  be  first  serv'd  ;  'tis  clear, 
The  kingdom  weeps  in  every  prince's  tear. 

And  now  his  children  drop  their  pious  rain, 
(Though  none  can  soften  his  stiff  clay  again) 
And  sigh,  they  had  a  father,  from  whose  care, 
And  wealth  in  virtue,  every  child's  an  heir. 
Their  tribute  paid,  close  not  the  shrine  :  see,  wher 
The  treasure  of  his  bosom  doth  appear, 
Now  coming  to  her  saint  with  her  drown'd  eyes, 
For  sorrow  leads  her  where  her  dead  lord  lies ; 
To  whose  pale  relic  she  devoutly  pays 
A  kiss,  as  holy  as  his  life,  and  prays 
With  many  tears,  till  quite  dissolved  in  them, 
She  seems  contriv'd  into  a  walking  stream, 
As  destiny  had  meant  her  to  descend 
From  Rivers,  but  to  satisfy  this  end. 

3  Thomas  Viscount  Savage.]     Sir  Thomas  Savage,  Bart,  w 
created  Viscount  Savage  of  Rocksavage  in  the  county  of  Chest 
Ireland,  by  Charles  the  first.     He  married  the  eldest  daugh 
and  heiress  of  Thomas  Lord  Darcy,  Viscount  Colchester, 
Earl  Rivers,  by  whom  he  had  a  large  family.   He  died  in  1_ 
I  may  add,  that  the  Marchioness  of  Winchester,  whom  Mil 
has  made  immortal  by  an  epitaph,  was  daughter  of  Vise 
Savage.    D. 


POEMS.  451 

More  sorrow  doth  attend  this  hearse,  for  here's 
A  train  of  lords  that  follow,  though  no  peers  ; 
For  all  the  stock  of  honour  is  too  low 
For  competition  ;  yet  upon  this  woe 
Wait  all  that  in  nobility  are  good, 
And  he  that  weeps  not,  hath  no  gentle  blood. 
Nor  are  these  all  the  mourners :  see,  how  fast 
The  rear  advances ;  I  suspect  their  haste, 
And  weight,  may  overbear  his  sepulchre : 
Friends  to  the  dead,  contain  yourselves,  nor  fear, 
You  that  were  servants,  crowding  to  the  urn 
Of  your  dead  lord,  but  you'll  have  time  to  mourn 
This,  your  immortal  loss.     But  why  among 
Set  shapes  of  mourning,  suffer  ye  to  throng 
Those  that  profane  his  monument,  the  poor? 
What  make  they  at  his  tomb,  and  leave  his  door? 
He  was  their  bread,  and,  miracles  not  gone, 
They  hope  to  find  it  in  his  funeral  stone  : 
He  gave  the  blind  men  eyes  too,  and  they  can 
Do  no  less  now,  than  weep  them  out  again. 
Be  sorrow  free  for  all  men,  since  he  dies, 
Worth  love  of  heaven,  and  the  world's  sacrifice. 


UPON  MR.  CHARLBS  BEAUMONT,  WHO  DIED  OF 
A  CONSUMPTION. 

While  others  drop  their  tears  upon  thy  hearse, 
Sweet  Charles,  and  sigh  to  increase  the  wind,  my 

verse, 

Pious  in  naming  thee,  cannot  complain 
Of  death,  or  fate,  for  they  were  lately  slain 
By  thy  own  conflict ;  and,  since  good  men  know 
What  heaven  to  such  a  virgin  saint  doth  owe, 
Though  some  will  say  they  saw  thee  dead,  yet  I 
Congratulate  thy  life  and  victory. 
Thy  flesh,  an  upper  garment,  that  it  might 
Aid  thy  eternal  progress,  first  grew  light ; 


452  POEMS. 

Nothing  but  angel  now,  which  thou  wert  near, 
Almost  reduc'd3  to  thy  first  spirit  here : 
But  fly,  fair  soul,  while  our  complaints  are  just, 
That  cannot  follow  for  our  chains  of  dust. 


THE  PASSING  BELL. 

Hark,  how  chimes  the  passing  bell ! 
There's  no  music  to  a  knell ; 
All  the  other  sounds  we  hear, 
Flatter,  and  but.  cheat  our  ear. 
This  doth  put  us  still  in  mind 
That  our  flesh  must  be  resign'd, 
And,  a  general  silence  made, 
The  world  be  muffled  in  a  shade. 
4 [Orpheus'  lute,  as  poets  tell, 
Was  but  moral  of  this  bell, 
And  the  captive  soul,  was  she, 
Which  they  call  Eurydice, 
Rescu'd  by  our  holy  groan, 
A  loud  echo  to  this  tone.] 
He  that  on  his  pillow  lies 
Tear-embalm'd  before  he  dies, 
Carries,  like  a  sheep,  his  life, 
To  meet  the  sacrificer's  knife, 
And  for  eternity  is  prest, 
Sad  bell-wether  to  the  rest. 

ET  LONGUM,  FORMOSA,  VALE. 

FRIENDSHIP  ;  OR  VERSES  SENT  TO  A  LOVER,  IN  AN- 
SWER OF  A  COPY,  WHICH   HE  HAD  WRIT  IN  PRAISE  OF 

HIS  MISTRESS. 

Oh,  how  1  blush,  to  have  ador'd  the  face 
Of  any  mistress,  when  I  gave  the  grace, 

3  reduc'd]     See  note,  p.  178.     D. 

4  The  lined  in  brackets  are  inserted  from  Rawlinson's  MS.  D. 


POEMS.  458 

For  which  I  robb'd  the  flowers  !  how  I  did  swear 
Her  eyes  were  stars,  and  love's  soft  nets  her  hair ! 
Disgrac'd  the  chiming  of  the  spheres,  to  tell 
Her  voice  !  and  in  her  breath,  profess'd  to  smell 
The  eastern  spices  on  the  phoenix'  pile  ! 
And,  for  her  chin,  and  forehead  did  beguile 
Heaven  of  his  milky  way !    These  trimmings  must 
Be  paid  again  ;  they're  taken  all  on  trust. 

But  let  the  mistress  thou  dost  serve,  be  fair 
With  her  own  beauty,  as  some  such  there  are ; 
Compound  with  the  whole  sex,  to  make  a  mind 
Include  the  graces  of  fair  womankind ; 
I  shall  not  think  her  worth  my  praise,  or  smile, 
And  yet  I  have  a  mistress  all  this  while, 
But  am  a  convert  from  that  sex,  and  can, 
Reduc'd5  to  my  discretion,  love  a  man, 
With  honour,  and  religion  ;  such  a  one, 
As  dares  be  singly  virtuous  'gainst  the  town  ; 
A  man  that's  learned  too,  and  for  his  parts 
Is  held  a  prodigy  of  all  the  arts  ; 
A  man  of  a  clear  soul,  bold,  temperate,  free, 
Fortune  and  passion  wear  his  livery. 
And  do  obey ;  and,  when  he  will  resign 
To  mirth,  is  in  at  all  things,  but  the  wine ; 
Of  an  extraction  noble,  and,  to  do 
Him  and  the  wonder  right,  he  is  young  too  ; 
As  handsome  as  thy  mistress,  more  divine, 
And  hath  no  fault  but  that  I  call  him  mine  : 
My  jealousy  doth  cloud  his  name,  'tis  fit, 
Nor  art  thou  ripe  for  thy  conversion  yet. 

THE  GARDEN. 

This  garden  does  not  take  my  eyes, 
Though  here  you  shew  how  art  of  men 
Can  purchase  nature  at  a  price 
Would  stock  old  Paradise  again. 

5  Reduc'd'}     See  note,  p.  173.     D. 


454  POEMS. 

These  glories  while  you  dote  upon, 
I  envy  not  your  spring  nor  pride ; 
Nay  boast  the  summer  all  your  own, 
My  thoughts  with  less  are  satisfied. 

Give  me  a  little  plot  of  ground, 
Where  might  I  with  the  sun  agree, 
Though  every  day  he  walk  the  round, 
My  garden  he  should  seldom  see. 

Those  tulips,  that  such  wealth  display, 
To  court  my  eye,  shall  lose  their  name, 
Though  now  they  listen,  as  if  they 
Expected  I  should  praise  their  flame. 

But  I  would  see  myself  appear 
Within  the  violet's  drooping  head, 
On  which  a  melancholy  tear 
The  discontented  morn  hath  shed. 

Within  their  buds  let  roses  sleep, 
And  virgin  lillies  on  their  stem, 
Till  sighs  from  lovers  glide,  and  creep 
Into  their  leaves,  to  open  them. 

I'th'centre  of  my  ground  compose 
Of  bays  and  yew  my  summer-room, 
Whicn  may,  so  oft  as  I  repose, 
Present  my  arbour,  and  my  tomb. 

No  woman  here  shall  find  me  out, 
Or  if  a  chance  do  bring  one  hither, 
I'll  be  secure,  for  round  about 
I'll  moat  it  with  my  eyes'  foul  weather. 

No  bird  shall  live  within  my  pale, 
To  charm  me  with  their  shames  of  art, 
Unless  some  wandering  nightingale 
Come  here  to  sing  and  break  her  heart : 


POEMS.  455 


Upon  whose  death  I'll  try  to  write 
An  epitaph,  in  some  funeral  stone, 
So  sad,  and  true,  it  may  invite 
Myself  to  die,  and  prove  mine  own. 


CURSE. 

Woman,  I  cannot  call  thee  worse, 
For  thy  vow- break,  take  this  curse ! 
May  that  man,  whom  thy  embrace 
Shall  make  happy  in  my  place, 
At  a  time  when  all  thy  blood 
Lust  hath  poison'd,  and  no  good 
Left  in  a  thought,  strike,  with  that  air 
He  breathes  upon  thee  next,  despair ; 
Some  death  in  his  curl'd  forehead  sit, 
And  every  kiss  more  cold  than  it. 
Yet  live,  and  my  revenger  be ; 
For  when  thou  dost  this  Gorgon  see, 

6  Curse]     In  Rawlinson's  MS.  stands  thus  : 

Woman,  I  cannot  call  thee  worse, 
For  thy  change,  I  breathe  this  curse  ! 
May  that  man,  whom  thy  embrace 
Would  make  wanton  in  my  place, 

By  thy  example  prove 

So  false  to  thee  and  love  j 
And  ere  thy  second  sheets  invite 
Him,  to  glory  in  my  right, 
May  thy  own  fears  make  thee  see 
Medusa  in  his  face,  that  he, 

With  every  look  and  hair, 

May  teach  thee  new  despair. 
Rest  not  here,  but,  fond  to  know 
Whether  thy  heart  be  stone  or  no, 
Doubtful  then,  to  be  releast 
Bestow  a  wound  upon  thy  breast, 

So  bold  and  great,  that  I, 

Assured  thou  wilt  die, 
And  that  thou  art  a  sacrifice  to  me, 
And  then  1  will  forgive  thy  perjury.    D. 


456  POEMS. 

Betwixt  thy  horror,  and  no  doubt 
But  that  thou  art  a  stone  throughout, 
With  some  knife,  or  poniard,  wound 
Thy  heart,  till  falling  to  the  ground, 
And  pale,  the  world  believe  thee  dead, 
But  not  one  tear  upon  thee  shed  : 
No  matter  where  thy  spirit  flies, 
Or  whose  pity  close  thine  eyes. 


To  THE  PROUD  MISTRESS.7 

Proud  woman,  know  I  am  above 
As  much  thy  anger  as  thy  love. 
I  did  once  think  thou  hadst  a  face ; 
But  when  next  thou  tak'st  thy  glass, 
Jf  thou  canst  see  through  so  much  paint, 
Pray  to  thy  own,  no  more  my  saint. 

7  To  the  proud  mistress]  In  Rawlinson's  MS.  stands  thus 

Know,  coy  disdain,  I  am  above 
As  much  thy  anger,  as  thy  love. 
To  thy  mirror  shew  thy  face, 
And  thy  blush  will  stain  the  glass  j 
Look  upon  thy  eyes,  and  see 
What  misleading  fires  they  be ; 
But  they  cannot  long  hold  bright, 
For  lovers  will  curse  out  their  light, 
Whom,  like  me,  thou  hast  betray'd, 
When  thou  had'st  thy  engines  laid, 
Counterfeiting  wanton  arts, 
To  catch,  then  triumph  o'er  our  hearts. 
But  I  am  now  ashore,  and  fear 
No  rock  disguis'd,  nor  tempest  near  : 
Sing  like  a  Mermaid  still,  and  be 
The  scorn  of  all  that  sail  by  thee ; 
Grow  enamour'd  of  some  shelf, 
Beneath  whose  sands  entomb  thyself; 
Live  not  to  spawn ;  or  let  me  stand 
Safe  upon  some  neighbouring  land. 
That  I  may  hear  thee  sigh,  and  mock 
Thy  songs,  in  courting  of  a  rock.  D. 


POEMS.  457 

Thy  eyes,  those  glouring  twins,  shall  be 
No  more  misleading  fires  to  me  ; 
Nor  hope  they  shall  continue  bright, 
For  I  will  curse  out  all  their  light. 
But  this  would  shew  that  I  were  vext, 
And  so  thy  triumph  might  be  next, 
That  thou  should'st  force  me  into  rage : 
No,  I  will  laugh  thee  into  age, 
Strike  wrinkles  on  thy  brow,  and  not 
Discompose  my  pleasant  thought, 
Till  thou  thy  witch's  face  despise, 
And  grow  angry  with  thy2  eyes. 
Thus,  wretched,  thou  shalt  wish  to  die, 
But  late  obtain  it ;  and  when  i 
Have  jeer'd  thee  into  dead  and  rotten, 
I'll  throw  thee  into  quite  forgotten. 

CUPID  UNGODDED. 

Why  how  now,  Cupid,  grown  so  wild? 
So  great  a  tyrant,  and  a  child  ? 
What  wert  thou  but  an  empty  shade, 
Until  our  superstition  made 
Thee  first  a  god,  blind,  young,  to  be 
A  soft  and  harmless  deity  ? 
Our  fancy  gave  thee  that  rich  pair 
Of  wings,  to  wanton  in  the  air; 
Thy  gaudy  quiver,  and  thy  bow, 
And  golden  shafts  we  did  bestow, 
But  for  no  other  exercise, 
Than  to  kill  bees,  or  butterflies. 

But  since  thou  hast  em  ploy 'd  thy  darts 
Only  to  wound  thy  makers'  hearts, 
And  that  thy  wings  serve  but  to  fly 
From  lovers,  when  they  bleeding  die  ; 
Thy  blindness  us'd  but  to  invite 
Our  pity,  till  we  lose  our  sight ; 

The  old  copy  ".  their."     D. 


458  POEMS. 

Thy  weakness,  not  through  want  of  years, 
But  from  the  surfeit  of  our  tears ; 
Stoop  to  the  justice  of  thy  fate, — 
We  can  unmake,  that  did  create. 

And  first  give  back,  ingrateful  thing, 
To  us,  that  made,  thy  glorious  wing : 
Those  painted  feathers  thou  shalt  find 
Contemn'd,  and  tost  by  every  wind, 
Till  wandring  in  some  night,  they  are 
The  mark  of  a  prodigious  star, 
And  blasted :  these  the  world  shall  name 
The  spotted  wings  of  evil  fame. 
Next,  give  thy  arrows  back,  which  we 
Did  mean  for  love,  not  cruelty. 
That  rich  enamell'd  bow  is  mine ; 
Come,  that  gay  quiver  too  resign, 
And  shining  belt:  these  will  I  burn, 
And  keep  their  ashes  in  some  urn, 
Till  open'd  on  that  solemn  day, 
When  men  to  souls  sad  requiems  pay, 
Lovers  shall  curse,  and  sigh,  and  make 
A  new  litany  for  thy  sake. 

But  thou  art  still  alive ;  and  be ; 
To  murder,  were  to  pity  thee. 
Know,  wretch,  thou  shalt  not  die,  before 
I  see  thee  begging  at  some  door ! 
And,  taken  for  a  vagrant,  stript,     , 
Then  by  a  furious  beadle  whipt, 
No  more  with  roses,  but  with  thorn : 
To  all  the  world  thus  made  a  scorn, 

I'll  give  thee  eyes,  before  we  part, 

To  see  thy  shame,  and  break  thy  heart. 


POEMS.  459 


FIE  ON  LOVE. 

Now,  fie  on  foolish  love !  it  not  befits 

Or  man  or  woman  know  it : 
Love  was  not  meant  for  people  in  their  wits  ; 

And  they  that  fondly  shew  it, 
Betray  the  straw  and  feathers  in  their  brain, 
And  shall  have  Bedlam  for  their  pain. 

If  single  love  be  such  a  curse, 
To  marry,  is  to  make  it  ten  times  worse. 

To  A  BEAUTIFUL  LADY. 

Away  with  handsome  faces,  let  me  see 
Hereafter  nothing  but  deformity ! 
Ill  favoured  ladies  may  have  souls,  and  those 
In  a  capacity  to  be  sav'd,  who  knows  ? 
All  that  are  fair  are  false  ;  and,  if  you  find 
A  middle  essence  here  of  woman  kind, 
Party  per  pale  they  are,  and  curst  to  be 
Halting  betwixt  mishape  and  perjury. 
Madam,  put  on  your  mask,  your  eyes  have  lost 
Their  charm  ;  your  beauty  be  at  your  own  cost. 
I  am  ashore  ;8  go  muster  up  the  train 
Of  mermaids ;  I  am  deaf  to  every  strain  ; 
And  will  so  voice  their  story  to  wise  men, 
They  shall  not  spawn  upon  the  land  again. 
Farewell,  fond  love,  for  ever !  but  to  be 
Safe  in  my  soul,  I  could  want  charity. 


DIALOGUE. 

1.  I  prithee,  tell  me,  what  prodigious  fate 
Hath  discomplexion'd  thee  of  late  ? 

6  I  am  ashore  be]  Compare  the  latter  part  of  the  poem  from 
Rawlinsou's  MS.  at  p.  456.    D. 


460  POEMS. 

2.  Love,  that  doth  change  all  minds  and  men, 
Hath  thus  transformed  me,  and  when 
Thou  seest  her  heavenly  face — 1.  Describe  hei 
then. 

2.  Her  hairs  are  Cupid's  nets,9  which,  when  she 
spreads, 

She  catches  hearts  and  maidenheads  ; 

Her  forehead  the  white  Alps  doth  show, 

Or  rather  'tis  a  shrine  of  snow, 
To  which  with  fear  approaching  pilgrims  bow. 

Her  eye-brows  are  love's  bows,  from  which  her  eyes 
Do  never  shoot,  but  some  man  dies ; 
Her  cheeks,  like  two  fair  gardens,  rise, 
With  the  choice  flowers  of  paradise  ; 

Her  lips  disclose  where  Music's  temple  is. 

Her  tongue  I  call  love's  lightning,  but  the  throne 

Of  Graces  is  her  neck  alone; 

Or  poets  may  inspired  say, 

There  the  wanton  doves  do  play, 
When  Venus  means  to  make  it  holiday. 

1.  No  more,  for  shame ;  how  hath  thy  fancy  stray'd  ! 
What  a  chimera  hast  thou  made, 

9  Her  hairs  are  Cupid's  nets  #c.]     Compare  a  passage  in  The 
Witty  Fair  One,  vol.  i,  p.  287. 
This  stanza,  and  the  next,  stand  thus  in  Rawlinson's  MS. 

Her  hairs  are  Cupid's  [nets],  which  when  she  spreads, 

She  catches  hearts  and  maidenheads  j 

Her  forehead  makes  all  gazers  proud, 

Not  her,  and  is  by  gods  allow'd 
A  fairer  coast,  than  heaven  without  a  cloud. 

Her  eye-brow  is  Love's  bow,  from  which  her  eyes 

Do  never  shoot,  but  some  man  dies  ; 

Her  lips  the  temple  are  of  bliss, 

And  he  that  can  but  get  a  kiss, 
Hath  pray'd  enough,  his  heaven  he  cannot  miss.  D. 


POEMS.  461 

To  dote  upon.     2.  What  would  I  give 
Old  Michael  Angelo  to  revive, 
Make  Titian,  Vandyke.,  or  bold  Ruben  [s]  live  ! 

1.  But  suppose  one  of  them,  or  all  their  art, 
Should  paint  this  darling  of  thy  heart, 
A  net,  a  rock,  a  shrine  of  snow, 
A  church,  a  garden,  and  a  bow, 

Is't  not  a  pretty  face  compounded  so? 

Or  if  a  pencil,  and  their  hand,  should  make 
A  flame  of  lightning,  who  will  take 
This  for  a  tongue  ?  or  if  men  see 
A  throne,  doves  billing  two  or  three, 

Who  will  commend  this  for  a  neck  but  thee? 

Collect  thy  scatter'd  sense,  poor  man,  be  wise ; 
Love,  but  first  give  thy  reason  eyes  ; 
Thy  fancy  bears  all  like  a  flood : 
Reduce  them  to  their  flesh  and  blood, 

And  women  then  are  hardly  understood. 


A  POSTSCRIPT  TO  THE  READER. 

/  had  no  intention  upon  the  birth  of  these  poems,  to  let 
them  proceed  to  the  public  view,  forbearing  in  my  own 
modesty  to  interpose  my  fancies,  when  I  see  the  world  so 
plentifully  furnished.  But  when  I  observed  most  of  these 
copies  corrupted  in  their  transcripts,  and  the  rest  fleeting 
from  me,  which  were  by  some  indiscreet  collector,  not  ac- 
quainted with  distributive  justice,  mingled  with  other  men's 
(some  eminent)  conceptions  in  print,1  I  thought  myself  con- 


\ 


mingled  with  other  men's  (some  eminent)  concejitions  in  print,'] 
Three  of  the  foregoing  pieces,  viz.  To  his  Mistress  confined,  (p. 
409.) Love's  Hue  and  Cry,  (p.  410.)  and  Song,  "  Would  you  know 
what's  soft"  (p.  411.)  &c.,  were  printed,  with  very  considerable 
variations,  among  the  Poems  of  Thomas  Carcw,  in  1640.  D. 

VOL.  VI.  II  ll 


462  POEMS. 

cerned  to  use  some  vindication,  and  reduce  them  to  my  own, 
without  any  pride  or  design  of  deriving  opinion  from  their 
worth,  but  to  shew  my  charity,  that  other  innocent  men 
should  not  answer  for  my  vanities. 

If  thou  beest  courteous,  reader,  there  are  some  errors  of 
the  press  scattered,  which  thy  clemency  will  not  lay  to  my 
charge  ;  other  things  I  remit  to  thy  judgment :  if  thou  beest 
modesty  I  repent  not  to  have  eaeposed  them  and  myself  to 
thy  censure.  J.  S. 


NARCISSUS/ 


OR 


THE  SELF-LOVER. 
Hcec  olim. 


Fair  Echo,  rise,  sick-thoughted  nymph,  awake  ; 

Leave  thy  green  couch  and  canopy  of  trees  ; 
Long  since  the  quiristers  o'th'  wood  did  shake 

Their  wings,  and  sing  to  the  bright  sun's  uprise : 
Day  hath  wept  o'er  thy  couch,  and,  progressed, 
Blusheth  to  see  fair  Echo  still  in  bed. 

If  not  the  birds,  who  'bout  the  coverts  fly, 

And  with  their  warbles  charm  the  neighbouring 
air, 

If  not  the  sun,  whose  new  embroidery, 

Makes  rich  the  leaves  that  in  thy  arbours  are, 

Can  make  thee  rise  ;  yet,  love-sick  nymph,  away, 

Thy  young  Narcissus  is  abroad  to  day. 

8  Narcissus  &c.]  From  the  subject  of  this  piece,  and  from 
the  motto  prefixed  to  it,  there  can  be  little  doubt,  that  it  is  a 
reprint  of  the  poem  published  by  our  author  in  his  youth,  under 
the  title  of  Echo,  or  The  Infortunate  Lovers.  See  the  Account 
of  Shirley  and  his  writings.  D. 

Hh2 


464  POEMS. 

See,  not  far  off,  Cephisus'  son  appears  ; 

No  nymph  so  fair  in  all  Diana's  train, 
When,  like  a  huntress,  she  for  chace  prepares  ; 

His  bugle  horn,  tied  in  a  silken  chain, 
And  mounted  on  a  comely  steed,  which  knows 
What  weight  he  carries,  and  more  proudly  goes. 


Pursue  him,  timorous  maid,  he  moves  apace  ; 

Favonius  waits  to  play  with  thy  loose  hair, 
And  help  thy  flight;  see,  how  the  drooping  grass 

Courts  thy  soft  tread,  thou  child  of  sound  and  air; 
Attempt,  and  overtake  him,  though  he  be 
Coy  to  all  other  nymphs,  he'll  stoop  to  thee. 


If  thy  face  move  not,  let  thy  eyes  express 

Some  rhetoric  of  thy  tears,  to  make  him  stay ; 

He  must  be  a  rock,  that  will  not  melt  at  these ; 
Dropping  these  native  diamonds  in  his  way, 

Mistaken,  he  may  stoop  at  them,  and  this, 

(Who  knows  how  soon  ?)  may  help  thee  to  a  kiss. 


If  neither  love >  thy  beauty,  nor  thy  tear, 
Invent  some  other  way  to  make  him  know, 

He  need  not  hunt,  that  can  have  such  a  deer : 
The  queen  of  love  did  once  Adonis  woo  ; 

But  hard  of  soul,  with  no  persuasions  won, 

He  felt  the  curse  of  his  disdain  too  soon. 


In  vain  I  counsel  her  to  put  on  wing ; 

Echo  hath  left  her  solitary  grove, 
And  in  a  vale,  the  palace  of  the  spring, 

Sits  silently,  attending  for  her  love  ; 
But,  round  about,  to  catch  his  voice  with  care, 
In  every  shade  and  tree,  she  hid  a  snare. 


POEMS.  465 

Now  do  the  huntsmen  fill  the  air  with  noise, 
And  their  shrill  horns  chafe  her  delighted  ear, 

Which  with  loud  accents  give  the  wood  a  voice, 
Proclaiming  parley  to  the  fearful  deer : 

She  hears  the  jolly  tunes,  but  every  strain, 

As  high  and  musical,  she  returns  again. 

Rous'd  is  the  game,  pursuit  doth  put  on  wings ; 

The  sun  doth  shine,  and  gild  them  out  their 

way; 
The  deer  into  an  o'er-grown  thicket  springs, 

Through  which  he  quaintly  steals  his  shine  away: 
The  hunters  scatter ;  but  the  boy  o'erthrown 
In  a  dark  part  o'th'  wood  complains  alone. 

Him  Echo,  led  by  her  affection,  found ; 

Joy'd  (you  may  guess)  to  reach  him  with  her  eye, 
But  more,  to  see  him  rise  without  a  wound, 

Who  yet  obscures  herself  behind  some  tree : 
He  vex'd  exclaims,  and  asking,  where  am  I? 
The  unseen  virgin  answers,  here  am  I. 

Some  guide  from  hence!   will  no  man  hear?    he 


cries ; 


She  answers  in  her  passion,  O  man  hear! 
I  die,  1  die,  say  both  ;  and  thus  she  tries 

With  frequent  answers  to  entice  his  ear, 
And  person  to  her  court,  more  fit  for  love ; 
He  tracts  the  sound,  and  finds  her  odorous  grove. 

The  way  he  trod  was  pav'd  with  violets, 

Whose  azure  leaves  do  warm  their  naked  stalks ; 

In  their  white  double  ruffs  the  daisies  jet,3 
And  primroses  are  scattered  in  the  walks ; 

Whose  pretty  mixture  in  the  ground  declares 

Another  galaxy  emboss'd  with  stars. 

3  jet]    i.  e.  strut.    So  the  old  copy  :  Shirley  most  probably, 
for  the  sake  of  the  rhyme,  wrote  "  jets."     D. 


466  POEMS. 

Two  rows  of  elms  ran  with  proportion'd  grace, 
Like  nature's  arras,  to  adorn  the  sides  ; 

The  friendly  vines  their  loved  barks  embrace, 
While  folding  tops  the  checker'd  ground-work 
hides : 

Here  oft  the  tired  sun  himself  would  rest, 

Riding  his  glorious  circuit  to  the  west. 

From  hence  delight  conveys  him  unawares 
Into  a  spacious  green,  whose  either  side 

A  hill  did  guard,  whilst  with  his  trees,  like  hairs, 
The  clouds  were  busy  binding  up  his  head : 

The  flowers  here  smile  upon  him,  as  he  treads, 

And,  but  when  he  looks  up,  hang  down  their  heads 

Not  far  from  hence,  near  an  harmonious  brook, 
Within  an  arbour  of  conspiring  trees, 

Whose  wilder  boughs  into  the  stream  did  look, 
A  place  more  suitable  to  her  distress, 

Echo,  suspecting  that  her  love  was  gone, 

Herself  had  in  a  careful  posture  thrown. 

But  time  upon  his  wings  had  brought  the  boy, 
To  see  this  lodging  of  the  airy  queen  ; 

Whom  the  dejected  nymph  espies  with  joy, 
Through  a  small  window  of  [sweet]  eglantine , 

And  that  she  might  be  worthy  his  embrace, 

Forgets  not  to  new  dress  her  blubber'd  face. 


With  confidence  she  sometimes  would  go  out, 
And  boldly  meet  Narcissus  in  the  way; 

But  then  her  fears  present  her  with  new  doubt, 
And  chide  her  over-rash  resplve  away : 

Her  heart  with  over-charge  of  love  must  break  ; 

Great  Juno  will  not  let  poor  Echo  speak. 


POEMS.  467 

Ungentle  queen  of  heaven,  why  was  thy  curse 
So  heavy  on  this  virgin  ?  Jove  compress'd 

Not  her,  and  must  her  destiny  be  worse 

Than  theirs'  that  methis4  flame?  Thy  angry  breast 

Holds  not  in  all  the  list  a  blacker  doom  : 

Better  transform  the  maid,  than  make  her  dumb. 

Thy  jealousy  was  sin,  above  what  she 
Was  guilty  of;  but  she  is  wife  to  Jove : 

For  that  in  heaven  must  there  no  justice  be  ? 
Or  didst  thou  find  this  cruelty,  for  her  love 

To  this  coy  lad,  whom  in  the  book  of  fate 

Thou  didst  foresee  thyself  shouldst  love  too  late  ? 

Thou,  tedious  to  thyself,  not  being  fair, 
To  whom  thy  wakeful  jealousy  succeeds 

A  greater  curse  :  when  mortals  jealous  are, 
They're  cur'd  to  know  their  faith  abus'd :  what 
seeds, 

For  some  act  worse  than  her's,  grow  up  in  thee, 

At  once  to  doubt,  and  know  Jove's  perjury? 

But  still  this  nymph  was  innocent ;  reverse 
Thy  rash  decree,  repentance  is  no  sin 

In  heavenly  natures  ;  but  I  vain  rehearse 
The5  story  of  thy  hate :  it  is  not  in 

Poor  Echo's  power  to  court  the  boy  with  more 

Than  smiles  or  tears,  and  his  last  breath  restore. 

Narcissus  now  collects  his  scatter'd  sense  ; 

He  finds  himself  at  loss,  drawn  thither  by 
Imagin'd  answers  to  his  grief;  from  whence 

That  he  may  find  some  surer  guide,  he'll  try 
His  bugle  horn,  whose  sound  was  understood, 
But  drew  no  great  compassion  from  the  wood 

4  his]     The  old  copy  "  her.     D. 
6  The]  The  old  copy  "  Thy."    D. 


468  POEMS. 

Only,  so  soon  as  he  dispatch'd  the  air, 

At  her  own  bower  Echo  receiv'd  the  iioise  ; 

Every  thing  help'd  to  brin£  the  message  near, 
And  the  wind,  proud  to  wait  upon  the  voice, 

When  she  return'd  a  cheerful  answer,  knew 

The  way  again,  and  with  loud  musick  flew. 

Narcissus,  glad  that  such  return  was  made, 

And  flatter'd  by  his  over-busy  ear, 
Was  soon  directed  to  the  virgin's  shade, 

Without  a  thought  to  find  a  fair  nymph  there ; 
Nor  did  he  see  the  maid,  for  she,  so  soon 
As  he  appear 'd,  found  passage  to  be  gone. 

The  boy,  inquisitive,  looks  round  with  fear, 
But  could  see  none  to  make  addresses  to, 

Nor  observes  any  print  of  foot- step  there  ; 

The    flowers    unpress'd   his    modest    forehead 
view, 

And  court  his  stay  ;  the  trees,  and  every  thing, 

Give  him  a  silent  welcome  to  the  spring. 


Amazed  what  this  solitude  should  mean, 

And  wondring  at  the  sound  that  did  invite  him, 

So  late,  to  that  fair  desert,  a  new  scene, 

With  a  most  curious  arbour  doth  delight  him, 

Who  now,  to  please  his  late  surprised  eyes, 

Whilst  they  do  gaze,  down  on  a  bank  he  lies. 


And  now  does  every  object  shew  what  spell 
It  hath  upon  his  senses  ;  too  much  sight 

Deprives  him  of  his  eyes,  a  mist  doth  dwell 
About  'em,  and  by  soft  degrees  invite 

The  boy  to  slumber ;  which  glad  Echo  spies, 

And;  while  he  dreams,  keeps  sentry  with  her  eyes. 


POEMS.  409 

ID  silence  she  approaches  where  he  lay, 

With  his  arms  chained  'cross  upon  his  breast : 

His  silken  bonnet,  sliding,  did  betray 

A  face,  which  all  the  nymphs  did  call  the  best; 

A  bank  his  pillow  was,  the  flowers  his  sheet, 

His  blanket  air,  the  trees  his  coverlet. 

Sometimes  the  wind  befriends  a  tender  bough, 
Part  of  his  leafy  canopy,  which  hides6' 

The  subject  of  all  wonder,  his  white  brow, 
And  helps  it  nearer  to  obtain  a  kiss, 

Which  once  enjoy 'd  away  the  twig  doth  skip, 

Not  daring  to  be  taken  at  his  lip. 

While  taller  boughs  hover  about  his  head, 
And  justle  one  another  for  their  view, 

The  humble  branches  are  enamoured, 

And  have  their  short  caresses  with  him  too  : 

Thus  all  conspire  him  several  ways  to  woo, 

For  whose  love  only  they  delight  to  grow. 

Echo  at  every  look  feels  new  desires, 
And  wishes  that  he  were  Endymion, 

For  whom,  in  her  most  glorious  star-attires, 
Oft  in  her  night- gown  came  the  love-sick  moon 

To  Latmos'  sacred  hill,  when  for  his  sake, 

Whilst  he  did  sleep,  she'd  ever  wish  to  wake. 

But  this  she  soon  revokes,  her  love  will  bear 

No  rival  thoughts,  no  competition  ; 
The  queen  of  heaven  must  have  no  interest  here ; 

This  beauty's  empire  must  be  all  her  own : 
Thus,  while  she  all  embraceth,  her  desires 
Conspire  but  to  enlarge  her  funeral  fires. 

6  hides. . . .  kiss]  The  rhyme  being  imperfect  here,  "  hides" 
is  probably  a  misprint,  but  I  know  not  what  word  can  be  sub- 
stituted for  it.  D. 


4TO  POEMS. 

Her  eye  takes  in  more  flame  now  than  before  ; 

Gazing  improves  her  love's  perfection, 
Whose  every  part  riseth  a  silent  wooer, 

And  the  most  taking  presence  doth  put  on, 
Sweetly  enticing  her  delighted  sense, 
To  lose  herself  in  every  excellence. 

One  while  she  thinks  all  but  a  cozening  dream, 
And  him  but  some  fantastic  mockery ; 

'Tis  too  much  happiness  if  he  be  the  same, 
And  she  the  nymph  that  she  was  wont  to  be ; 

If  she  sl«ep  not,  who  blessed  more  than  she? 

Yet  if  she  dream,  awake  she'd  never  be. 

How  could  his  hair,  so  many  finest  threads 
Of  gold,  but  make  a  net  to  catch  her  sight? 

How  could  she  trace  his  brow?  or  see  those  lids, 
Whose  either  ivory  box  shut  up  a  light 

To  travellers  more  cheerful,  than  the  star 

That  ushers  in  the  day,  but  brighter  far  ? 


She  with  her  danger  doth  these  parts  admire, 
But  loves'em  more ;  another's  flame  and  art 

May  praise ;  her  love  belongs  to  her  own  fire, 
And  is  the  office  proper  to  her  heart : 

But  Echo  has  not  done,  for  she  pursues 

Dangers,  above  what  she  at  distance  views: 


Sh'as  yet  but  exercis'd  her  wondering  eye 
Upon  his  wealthy  cheek,  his  brow,  his  hair; 

Another  sense  the  nymph  will  satisfy ; 
She  thinks  his  heavenly  lips  forgotten  are, 

Which  now  she  boldly  tastes,  and,  at  first  kiss, 

Concludes,  there  is  no  other  heaven  but  this. 


POEMS,  471 

The  lips  that  will  not  open  to  praise  his, 
She  wishes  may  be  clos'd  eternally : 

These,  freely  touch'd,  are  able  to  entice 
The  soul  to  lose  its  immortality; 

The  gods  may  boast  ambrosia  alone, 

But  she  feeds  on  a  dew  above  their  own. 

Oft  doth  she  kiss,  as  often  doth  she  see 
A  fresher  blush  dye  o'er  his  coral  gate, 

Whose  close  enjails  his  tongue,  and  seems  to  be 
Asham'd,  the  maid  is  so  insatiate  ; 

But  speak  he  cannot,  though  she  do  him  wrong, 

Her  door  and  his  do  double  bar  his  tongue. 

But  stay,  rash  Echo,  see  what  thou  hast  done : 
His  lips,  that  kiss'd  themselves  like  two  rose 
leaves, 

Grow  pale  o'th'sudden,  thy  impression 
Them  of  their  blushing  modesty  bereaves; 

His  blood  will  be  requir'd  of  you,  I  fear ; 

And  see,  some  drops  upon  your  lip  appear. 


And  wilt  thou  still,  forgetful  nymph,  pursue 
Thy  wanton  touches  ?  all  the  blood  is  gone ; 

What,  of  his  cheek  wilt  thou  be  murtherer  too, 
Thinking  the  other's  sanguine  thither  run? 

Alas,  there  is  but  of  its  own  a  part! 

Fear  hath  sent  back  the  rest  unto  his  heart. 


Leave,  shameless  Echo,  leave  a  little  here, 
Another  time  to  enrich  thy  lip  withal ; 

For  thy  own  sake  this  cruelty  forbear; 

Dost  think  the  guilt  of  such  a  blood  is  small? 

But  'tis  the  last  she  fears,  and  cannot  tell 

Better,  than  with  a  kiss  to  take  farewell. 


472  POEMS. 

But  use  thy  freedom,  I'll  not  blame  thee  now  ; 

Thou  know'st  his  stubborn  disposition ; 
Hasten  thy  kisses  then,  and  take  enow 

To  serve  thee  for  an  age,  ere  thou  hast  done  ; 
And,  when  thou  hast  took  all  but  one,  foresee 
Thou  be'st  a  taking  that,  eternally. 

But  Echo  needs  no  counsel  to  proceed  ; 

Fearing  too  soon  Narcissus  should  awake, 
She  plies  his  lips,  as  if  to  make  them  bleed, 

Were  to  restore  the  colour  she  did  take : 
But  mark  what  follows  this  offence ;  his  eyes 
Ope  by  degrees,  and  she  thence  guilty  flies. 

It  was  a  cowardice  to  steal  away, 

Not  daring  to  avouch  what  she  had  done : 

Fugitive  lover,  thou  hadst  better  stay, 
The  boy's  alone,  and  put  fresh  beauty  on  ; 

Nor  dost  thou  wisely,  maid,  pursue  thy  choice, 

For  Echo  seldom  goes  without  a  noise. 

But  she  is  gone,  and  the  fair  youth  is  risse,7 
Suspicious  that  he  felt  some  person  there ; 

Then  busily  he  looks  about  the  trees, 

Whose  boughs  would  guide  him  on  the  way  to  her: 

Directed  by  the  wind,  at  last  he  found 

The  beauteous  nymph  laid  careless  on  the  ground. 

Amaz'd  that  such  a  presence  should  remain 
In  such  an  unfrequented  place  as  this, 

He  takes  the  wisest  counsel  of  his  brain, 
In  supposition  she  some  goddess  is  ; 

And,  when  he  had  devote  submission  paid 

To  her,  this  with  a  trembling  voice  he  said : 

7  risse]   or  me  (see  note  p.  364),  used  by  our  old  Poets  for 
risen.    D. 


POEMS. 


473 


Celestial  dweller,  sure  thou  art  no  less, 

Such  brightness  never  knew  mortality ; 
Or  if  thou  be'st  a  mortal,  I  may  guess 
^  There  are  no  gods,  nor  heaven ;  if  gods  there  be, 
Thou  dost  excel ;  and  if  a  heaven,  'tis  clear, 
That  here  it  is,  because  thou  art  not  there. 

Yet  here  it  cannot  be,  for  I  am  here 

Conscious,  that  I  am  wretched  and  alone  : 

If  this  be  heaven,  I  wish  myself  elsewhere ; 
All  joys  inhabit  heaven,  but  here  are  none; 

For,  if  true  joy  exceed  the  name  of  things, 

We  must  deduce  them  from  the  higher  springs. 

Where  am  I  then?  alas  I  cannot  tell, 
Whether  in  earth,  or  hell !  if  earth  it  be, 

Then  it  is  both  ;  yet  can  it  not  be  hell, 
For  that  cannot  be  capable  of  thee  ; 

Beside,  if  sages  do  not  hell  belie, 

In  hell,  I  sure  should  have  more  company. 


But  I  do  walk  this  labyrinth  alone, 

And  this  adds  to  the  languish  of  my  heart, 

That,  in  this  sad  confinement,8  I  have  none 
Will  join  his  misery,  and  take  a  part : 

I  never  yet  provok'd  the  high  heavens  so, 

That  they  should  mark  me  out  alone  to  woe. 

With  many  more  as  late  I  hunting  was 
In  this  unlucky  wood,  I  know  not  where 

I  lost  my  train,  ill  fortune,  and  the  place, 
Conspiring  with  my  horse  to  leave  me  there 

Since  when,  endeavouring  myself  to  find, 

I  might  as  well  o'ertake,  and  stay  the  wind. 

8  confinement]     The  old  copy  con6nements.    D. 


474  POEMS. 

Fair  goddess,  then  inform  me,  where  I  am, 
And,  with  thy  kind  and  safe  direction, 

Convey  a  lost  man  thither,  whence  he  came, 
Or,  if  not  thither,  to  a  place  more  known ; 

Nay,  into  any  other  wilderness ; 

There  is  a  path  from  any  place,  but  this. 


Then  shall  the  nymphs,  for  they  affect  my  name, 
Build  thee  a  glorious  temple  for  this  deed, 

Wherein  they  shall  a  stately  altar  frame, 

Which  shall  not  with  the  tender  firstlings  bleed ; 

They  shall  present  fresh  chaplets,  which  their  love 

Shall  set  on  fire,  and  their  sighs  incense  prove. 


Echo,  who  all  the  while  attentive  sate, 
And  heard  the  music  of  his  passion, 

But  held  first  pity  due  to  her  own  fate, 

Yet  knew  not  with  what  art  it  should  be  done, 

Rallies  her  wiser  thoughts,  and,  while  he  stays 

Expecting  answer,  to  herself  she  says : 


What  shall  poor  Echo  do?  I  want  a  voice 
To  tell  him,  what  I  am,  how  I  have  lov'd  : 

Juno,  thy  curse  was  an  unhappy  choice, 

Some  other  punishment  tliou  mightst  have  prov'd; 

Revoke  this  cruel  doom,  a  power  restore 

To  my  chain'd  tongue,  Til  never  ask  thee  more. 


Meantime,  like  a  pale  prisoner  at  the  bar, 

Oppressed  more  with  fear,  than  his  own  chains, 

(These  of  the  feet,  those  the  head  troubles  are) 
Suspecting  much  her  silence,  he  complains 

In  smother'd  sighs,  and,  'cause  they  not  prevail, 

Look,  and  you'll  see  a  tear  is  breaking  jail. 


POEMS.  475 

The  nymph,  in  pity  of  his  grief,  put  on 
Her  stock  of  smiles,  and  love  in  either  eye, 

Courts  him  to  shine,  the  majesty  is  gone 
That  frighted  him  ;  and  now  a  fresher  dye 

Dawns  in  his  cheek,  and  his  own  eye,  so  near 

New  burnish'd,  drew  up  the  complaining  tear. 


Echo,  now  thinking  she  had  won  the  prize, 
Seeing  all  clouds  clear  up,  and  in  his  brow 

The  milky  path  of  heaven  again,  his  eyes 
Sparkling  out  heavenly  fire,  which  even  now 

Peep'd  through  the  brine  of  sorrow,  came  once  more 

Boldly  to  kiss  her  convert  paramour. 


But  Echo  miss'd  her  aim,  for  he  went  back, 
And  with  his  hand  check'd  her  unruly  one, 

As  such  addresses  did  good  manners  lack ; 

She  else  perhaps  might  an  embrace  have  stol'n  : 

Angry  he  was,  a  second  knowledge  now 

Appears  too  plain  upon  his  rugged  brow. 


Look,  how  some  infant,  by  the  parent  beat, 
For  having  played  the  wanton  with  her  breast, 

Afraid  to  cry,  looks  pale,  some  pearly  wet 
Swelling  to  peep  out  of  her  watery  nest, 

Shrinking  his  pretty  lip,  hangs  down  the  head, 

His  red  to  pale,  his  pale  converts  to  red. 


So  far'd  poor  Echo  in  this  extacy, 

Whose  trembling  blood,  although  it  had  forsook 
Her  cheek,  was  ignorant  yet  where  to  be; 

Fear  had  deflower'd  the  beauty  of  each  look ; 
And  had  not  some  divine  relief  been  sent, 
She  had  settled  there  her  own  pale  monument. 


476  POEMS. 

But,  unexpectedly,  her  tongue  releas'd 
By  Juno's  own  compassion  to  the  maid, 

Whose  sufferings  in  love  her  wrath  appeas'd, 
Gave  Echo  a  new  life  ;  who  thought  to  have  said 

Within  her  heart,  proud  boy,thou'st  done  thy  worst, 

But  found  her  voice  a  clear  one  as  at  first. 


Then  wisely  fearing  to  have  calPd  him  proud 
Could  be  no  argument  to  make  him  kind, 

She  thought  to  cure  him  with  a  palinode, 
Saying  her  heart  was  of  another  mind, 

And  thought  him  gentle ;  yet,  some  spirits  gain'd, 

Unto  the  boy  thus  she  at  last  complain'd : 


Mankind,  from  henceforth,  must  not  nature  call 
An  equal  mother,  fondly  to  bestow 

Upon  thee  one,  her  beauties'  stock,  her  all, 
And  others  by  her  empty  hand  undo  ; 

For,  though  not  eldest,  she  hath  made  thee  heir, 

And  thou,  above  thy  numerous  brethren,  fair. 


But  too  much  sweetness  is  ill  plac'd  upon 
A  stubborn  heart ;  a  panther  and  a  dove, 

Cruel  and  fair,  were  never  meant  for  one ; 
Resign  thy  beauty,  or  else  put  on  love  ; 

Thou  wert  unkind,  Narcissus,  to  deny 

Thyself  the  office  of  a  courtesy. 

What  was  a  kiss?  the  rape  of  such  a  treasure 
What  tyrant,  were  he  judge,  would  call  a  sin  ? 

Thou  canst  not  lose  thy  lip,  but  find  a  pleasure : 
Come  let  us  now,  though  late,  love's  war  begin 

And  meet  me  boldly,  for  one  kiss  of  thine 

I'll  give  a  thousand  ;  love's  exchequer's  mine. 


POEMS.  477 

If  thou  beest  scrupulous,  I  will  not  pay, 

Thou  shalt  have  half  in  earnest,  if  thou  please  ; 

Or  if  not  so,  I  ask  no  longer  day 

To  number  the  whole  sum,  before  I  cease ; 

And  at  the  total,  if  thy  lip  repine, 

I'll  treble  all,  to  have  one  more  of  thine. 


But  whither  doth  suspicion  draw  thy  eye? 

Thou  may'st  commit  thyself  to  silent  groves  ; 
The  listening  trees  grooms  of  my  chamber  be, 

This  air  close  secretary  to  our  loves  : 
Be  not  too  coy  then  to  receive  a  kiss  ; 
Thou  might'st  have  kiss'd  me  twenty  times  ere  this. 


Come,  sit  thee  down  upon  this  bank  a  while, 
And  let  us  sport,  as  other  lovers  do  : 

The  heaven  in  gold,  the  earth  in  green  doth  smile; 
My  heaven  on  earth,  prithee  do  thou  so  too : 

Unwreathe  thy  arms,  and  with  an  amorous  twine 

Girdle  my  waste,  whilst  I  encircle  thine. 


My  shady  province,  wall'd  about  with  trees, 
The  wealthy  currents  that  divide  the  land, 

Shall  give  up  all  their  treasure  to  thy  eyes  ; 
Pleasure  itself  shall  spread,  at  thy  command, 

Her  most  desired  soul,  and  thou,  as  free 

As  air,  shalt  move,  and  share  all  bliss  with  me. 


If  thou  wilt  hunt,  the  lion  and  the  pard 

Shall  every  morn  unto  the  chace  invite  thee  ; 

The  boar  and  panther,  when  thou  art  prepar'd, 
Shall  play  before  thy  spear,  and  never  fright  thee ; 

Bleed  any  beast,  hunt  what  thou  likest  most, 

All  wild  shall  tame  before  thee,  as  thou  go'st. 
VOL.  vi.  I  i 


478  POEMS. 

See,  how  the  trees  bow  their  exalted  heads, 
And  not  a  shrub  but  sign  of  gladness  bears, 

Which  else  would  shrink  into  their  earthy  beds, 
Or  through  their  bark  breakout  in  gummy  tears, 

And  for  thy  absence  weep  out  all  their  rind, 

Proud  if  they  have  for  thee  their  soul  resign'd. 

The  wind,  thy  herald,  flies  about  the  groves, 
Aloud  proclaiming  thee  the  wood-nymphs'  king, 

Snatching  up  odours,  as  he  whistling  roves, 
At  thy  hand  to  unlade  them  from  his  wing ; 

The  silvans  frisk  about,  while  nymphs  prepare 

A  rosy  garland  to  o'ertop  thy  hair. 


Shepherds  shall  all  the  day  new  pastimes  spring, 
A  masque  of  satyrs  shall  beguile  the  night ; 

The  choicest  birds  shall  to  the  anticks  sing, 
The  stars  grow  brighter  to  behold  the  sight : 

Yet  these  but  shadows  of  the  mirth  we'll  prove, 

If  thou  wilt  stay,  and  be  thy  Echo's  love. 


I  have  a  cloister  overlooks  the  sea, 

Where  every  morning  we,  secure  from  fear, 

Will  see  the  porpoise  and  the  dolphins  play, 
And  all  the  wonders  that  inhabit  there, 

Where  many  a  bark  into  the  clouds  doth  leap, 

While  surges  caper  round  about  the  ship. 


Lovely  Narcissus,  prithee,  stay  with  me : 
If  thou  do  thirst,  from  every  spring  shall  rise 

Divinest  nectar,  and  thy  food  shall  be 
The  glorious  apples  of  Hesperides ; 

A  nymph  shall  be  thy  Hebe,  if  thou  need 

Shalt  have  another  for  thy  Ganymede. 


POEMS.  479 

Feel  how  my  pulses  beat,  my  breasts  swell  high  : 

r+  \  -i 

Come,  come,  be  not  so  modest,  pretty  one  ; 
Why  dost  thou  turn  that  heavenly  cheek  from  me? 

Who  but  thyself  would  such  a  blessing  shun? 
Those  frowns  will  discompose  thy  beauty  quite  ; 
My  lips  do  blush  in  daring  thee  to  fight. 

Prithee,  unlock  thy  words'  sweet  treasury, 
And  rape  me  with  the  music  of  thy  tongue, 

But  let  no  accent  touch  upon  deny; 

This  will  thy  beauty,  and  my  passions  wrong : 

I'll  rather  praise  thy  silence  ;  it  may  prove 

What  lovers  use  t'expound,  consent  to  love. 


The  boy  seems  pleas'd,  and  here  begins  to  break 
Into  a  language,  extasied  the  maid ; 

By  her  own  heart's  dictamen  he  did  speak, 
And,  if  she  ask'd  him  love,  he  lov'd  he  said : 

She  darts  a  glance,  and  he  returns  a  smile  ; 

She  sees,  and  surfeits  on  his  lips  the  while. 


But  soon  these  sun-beams  vanish'd  ;  all  his  smiles 
Were  feign'd,  to  get  some  knowledge  how  to  quit 

The  wood ;  when  she,  not  moved  with  those  wiles, 
Told  him  all  information  was  unfit 

Against  herself:  at  this,  swift  as  the  wind, 

Away  he  flies,  but  leaves  his  frown  behind. 


Echo  laments  his  absence,  and  in  vain 
Calls  him  again  unto  her  amorous  wars  ; 

She  hath  too  sure  a  proof  of  his  disdain  ; 
She  sighs  and  curses  her  malignant  stars, 

And,  while  she  chides  the  fate  that  gave  her  birth, 

Her  eyes  make  poor  themselves,  t'enrich  the  earth. 

I  i2 


480  POEMS. 

Oh,  that  I  ne'er  had  seen  his  face,  quoth  she, 
That  ignorant  of  the  sweetness,  I  might  rest 

In  supposition,  what  the  bliss  might  be  ! 
My  knowledge  has  betray'd  me  to  the  best, 

And,  by  acquaintance  with  so  much  delight, 

I  find  a  new  flame  in  my  appetite. 

Justice,  thou  dreadful  queen  Rhamnusia, 
Punish  with  sorrow  my  contemner's  pride, 

And,  by  some  strange  and  most  prodigious  way, 
Let  him  the  weight  of  thy  revenge  abide  ; 

And  since  to  me  his  heart  a  rock  hath  prov'd, 

Let  him  so  love  at  last,  and  die  unlov'd. 

Echo  hath  spent  her  sting  :  Narcissus  now 
Hath  got  the  top  of  an  aspiring  hill, 

Whose  site  commands  the  country  round,  to  view 
Some  tract,  to  lead  him  from  the  place  ;  but  still 

In  vain  he  does  employ  his  searching  eyes  ; 

Through  thick  embracing  woods  no  path  he  spies. 


Wounded  with  objects  that  no  comfort  bring, 
He  might  conclude  his  fortune  at  the  worst, 

Had  he  not  seen  hard  by  a  goodly  spring ; 

And  thither  he  descends  to  quench  his  thirst : 

Oh,  do  not  taste,  Narcissus !  hence  will  flow 

What  will  thee  more  than1  thy  past  fate  undo. 

Thy  eyes  betray  thee,  and  are  sorrow's  spies; 

Contain  thy  feet,  thy  danger  is  beneath  ; 
Run  not  quicksighted  to  a  precipice  ; 

A  blind  man  cannot  miss  his  way  to  death  ; 
Thy  liberty  was  all  thou  lost  before  ; 
The  nymphs  too  soon  may  thus  thy  death  deplore. 

1  than]  The  old  copy  "  thou." 


POEMS.  481 

Chuse  any  other  fountain  :  hark,  and  fear ; 

The  birds  are  singing  dirges  to  thy  death  ; 
Does  not  a  sooty  raven  strike  thine  ear, 

From  an  high  oak  tuning  her  fatal  breath  ? 
A  mighty  cloud  obscures  the  sun's  bright  eye, 
Not  willing  to  behold  thy  tragedy. 


And  yet  these  move  thee  not :  then  reach  the  stream, 
And  meet  thy  blacker  destiny  ;  the  sun 

Is  bright  again,  wrath  burns  in  every  beam, 
And  gilds  the  scene  of  thy  destruction  ; 

Each  sullen  wind  is  in  his  prison  penn'd, 

Lest  with  their  murmur  it  the  spring  offend. 


No  portion  of  a  bird's  forsaken  nest 

Fell  from  the  boughs  to  interrupt  the  calm  ; 

No  wither'd  leaf  did  in  his  fall  molest 

The  stillness  of  it,  smooth  as  settled  balm, 

But  crystal  less  transparent :  such  a  mirror, 

So  form'd,  could  only  shew  disdain  his  error. 


And  now  Narcissus,  humbled  on  the  grass, 
And  leaning  with  his  breast  upon  the  brink, 

Looks  into  th'water,  where  he  spies  a  face  ; 
And,  as  he  did  incline  his  head  to  drink, 

As  fair  a  countenance  seem'd  to  meet  with  his, 

Off'ring  to  entertain  him  with  a  kiss. 

Giving  a  little  back,  he  doth  admire 

The  beauty  of  the  face  presented  to  him, 

Thinking  at  first  some  water-nymph  was  there, 
And  rising  from  her  silver  couch  to  woo  him  : 

Yet  court  she  cannot  whom  she  did  surprise, 

Never  from  water  did  such  flames  arise. 


482  POEMS. 

His  heart  glows  in  him  ;  punishment  fulfils  ; 

Love  leaps  into  full  age,  at  the  first  hour ; 
New  wonders,  like  the  waves,  with  rolling  hills 

Follow  his  gazes  ;  all  that  lov'd  before 
Have  flung  their  gather'd  flames  into  his  breast, 
Fit  him  for  love,  a  sacrifice  and  priest. 


But,  strucken  with  his  own,  his  burning  eyes 
Are  only  thirsty  now  ;  he  drinks  apace 

Into  his  soul  the  shadow  that  he  sees, 
And  dotes  on  every  wonder  of  the  face : 

He  stoops  to  kiss  it;  when  the  lips  halfway 

Meet,  he  retreats,  and  th'other  steals  away. 


He,  mov'd  at  the  unkindness  which  he  took 
By  his  own  teaching,  bows  himself  again  ; 

The  other  meets  him  in  the  silent  brook  ; 
They  spy  again,  but  he  cannot  refrain 

To  court  whom  he  desires,  and,  at  his  talk, 

The  lips  within  the  water  seem  to  walk  ; 


And  every  smile  doth  send  his  own  again  : 
This  cheers  him  ;  but  he  cannot  hear  a  sound 

Break  from  the  watery  prison,  and  he  then 
Complains  afresh,  that  his  unhappy  wound 

Admits  no  cure,  and,  as  he  beats  his  breast, 

The  conflict  under  water  is  exprest. 


"What  e'er  thou  art,  come  forth,  and  meet  me  here, 
He  cries  ;  why  dost  deceive  me  with  a  look  ? 

What  means  that  imitation  ?    come  near, 

Leap  from  the  depth  of  thy  imprisoning  brook; 

Fold  not  thy  arms  like  mine,  [n]or  smile  on  me, 

Unless  I  may  enjoy  thy  company. 


POEMS.  483 

But  whither  is  my  wiser  reason  fled  ? 

It  is  the  shadow  of  myself,  I  see, 
And  I  am  curst  to  be  enamoured : 

Where  did  1  lose  my  soul ?  or  where  am  I? 
What  god  shall  pardon  me  this  sin,  if  here 
I  must  become  my  own  idolater  ? 


Thou  fatal  looking-glass,  that  dost  present 

Myself  to  me,  my  own  incendiary, 
Oh,  let  my  eyes,  in  love  with  their  lament, 

Weep  themselves  out,  and  prove  apart  of  thee! 
This  I  shall  gain,  either  my  shade  may  fleet, 
Or,  if  it  stay,  I  may  want  eyes  to  see't. 


Under  this  burthen  of  my  love  I  faint, 

And  find  I  am  with  too  much  plenty  poor ; 

Wealthy  I  am  in  nothing  but  my  want ; 

I  have,  and  yet,  Oh  gods,  want  nothing  more ! 

Mysteriously  divided  thus  I  stand, 

Half  in  the  water,  half  upon  the  land. 


But,  sure,  it  cannot  be  myself  I  love ; 

How  with  myself  despair  I  to  agree  ? 
By  one  example  both  must  gentle  prove, 

If  I  Narcissus  love,  can  he  hate  me  ? 
It  is  no  shade  then  doth  my  fancy  flatter, 
But  something  that's  divine  doth  bless  the  water. 


Essence  of  all  that's  fair,  ascend  to  me  ; 

To  thy  acceptance  I  present  my  heart ; 
Let  not  these  elements  our  prisons  be, 

I  in  a  fire,  and  thou  in  water  art ; 
Oh  let  a  friendly  kiss,  as  we  two  meet, 
From  thy  cool  water  rise  t'allay  my  heat ! 


484  POEMS. 

This  said,  Narcissus  doth  his  hold  secure  ; 

And,  with  intention  to  receive  a  kiss, 
His  lip  descends  to  meet  the  other  there, 

But  hence  his  expectation  cozen'd  is ; 
For,  touching  but  the  superficies, 
He  did  too  soon  the  frighted  image  leese.9 

Th'offended  water  into  circles  ran , 

And  with  their  motion  so  disttirb'd  the  place, 
The  lover  could  not  see  himself  again  : 

Then  doth  he  call  aloud  unto  this  face, 
Thou  bright-beam'd  star,  oh,  whither  art  thou  gone, 
But  newly  shewn  thy  head,  and  set  so  soon  ? 

Or  if  a  comet,  thou  hadst  spent  thy  light, 

(The  matter  gone,  should  feed  thy  flaming  hair,) 

Thou  art  mistaken  ;  thy  unnatural  flight 
Is  heaven  ;  all  meteors  to  the  earth  repair, 

Where  I  now  mourn  thy  absence  ;  but  I  fear 

I  have  some  way  profan'd  the  waters  here. 

"What  god  soever  doth  this  fountain  owe,1 
Forgive  me  ;  and  you  Naiades  that  lave 

Your  tresses  here,  trust  me  I  did  not  know 
What  sacred  power,  or  president  you  have : 

My  mother  was  a  nymph,  Li  nope  ; 

Oh,  for  her  sake,  some  kind  one  pity  me  ! 

Forgive,  disturbed  water,  my  rude  touch, 
'Twas  not  to  rob  thee  of  the  smallest  drop ; 

In  penitential  tears  I'll  pay  as  much, 

As  there  can  hang  upon  my  lips'  cold  top : 

Oh,  calm  thy  brow  then,  let  thy  frowns  declare 

Themselves  at  once  finite,  and  circular! 

0  leese]  i.  e.  lose.     D.         l  owe]  i.  e.  own.     D. 


POEMS.  485 

In  thy  smooth  bosom  once  more  let  me  pray 
A  sight  of  that  sweet  figure  I  adore, 

Unless  to  heaven  return'd  some  other  way ; 
And  if  it  be,  'tis  not  so  far  before, 

But  I  can  die,  and,  off  this  flesh  robe  hurl'd, 

I'll  overtake  it  in  the  other  world. 


Now  doth  each  swelling  circle  gently  haste 
To  be  dissolv'd,  and  spread  themselves  to  air ; 

No  polish'd  marble  seem'd  more  smooth  and  fast ; 
The  boy  takes  this  a  fruit  of  his  own  prayer, 

Yet  ere  he  thank'd  the  gods,  he  thought  it  fit, 

To  see  his  love,  and,  seen,  forgot  them  quite. 


Fearing  to  be  depriv'd  again,  he  woos, 
As  every  syllable  had  bled  a  life; 

A  sigh  at  every  clamorous  period  goes. 
With  greater  noise  than  it,  but  no  relief: 

His  air  of  tongue  and  breast  thus  spent,  a  look 

Presents  their  stories,  doubled  in  the  brook. 


But  all  in  vain  •,  the  face,  he  saw  before, 
Is  in  the  same  ill-shewing  silence  drest, 

Chang'd  to  more  sad,  but  not  one  accent  more, 
Deaf  as  the  stream  ;  and  now  he  beats  his  breast, 

Condemn'd  again  to  his  more  hapless  thought, 

He  had  but  all  this  while  his  shadow  sought. 


This  multiplies  his  grief  into  despair, 

Since  his  own  image  doth  procure  the  fire, 

And  nothing  left  in  nature  to  repair 

His  vex'd  affections,  that  now  grow  higher  ; 

That  face,  his  own,  or  whoseso'er,  was  that, 

Which  took  him  first,  to  unlove  is  too  late. 


486  POEMS. 

He  beckons  to  the  figure,  that  replies, 

Taught  by  his  posture  how  to  call  him  thither  ; 

To  lift  him  from  the  water  then  he  tries, 

But,  when  their  white  hands  should  have  met 
together, 

A  new  distraction  fell  upon  the  stream, 

And  his,  because  alone,  thence  weeping  came. 


When  he,  to  bear  that  company,  lets  fall 

More  tears  than  would  have  made  another  spring, 

Till  grief  had  not  another  drop  to  call, 

Though  to  have  cur'd  his  eyes:  but  will  this  bring 

The  loved  shade  again  ?  no  ;  every  tear 

Was  both  his  own  and  t' other's  murderer. 


But  more  than  this  must  be,  Narcissus,  borne, 
As  a  revenge  for  many  nymphs  that  lov'd, 

And  died  upon  the  torture  of  thy  scorn  : 

And  see,  his  eyes,  that  once  so  charming  mov'd, 

Do  lose  their  beams,  and  hasten  to  be  dead, 

In  their  own  hollows  born  and  buried. 


See,  what  a  dotage  on  himself  hath  sent : 

That  brow, that  challeng'd  late  the  snowfor  white, 

Veins,  that  were  made  to  shame  the  firmament, 
The  cheek,  that  so  much  wonder  drew  to  it, 

The  voice,  when  tun'd  to  love,  might  gods  entice 

To  change  for  earth  their  immortalities ; 


All,  all  is  vanish'd.  Nemesis,  have  yet 
Some  pity,  let  him  live !  he  faints,  he  dies  : 

'Twere  safer  for  the  boy  himself  to  hate, 
Than,  if  he  love,  to  pay  so  dear  a  price  : 

He  did  but  love  himself,  and,  if  he  die 

That  loves,  propose  the  hater's  destiny. 


POEMS.  487 

But  Nemesis'  irrevocable  doom 

Must  be  obey'd,  though  Echo  late  repent; 
Who,  with  a  murmuring  pace,  unseen  was  come 

To  mourn  for  his  and  her  own  punishment ; 
His  groans  had  thrill'd  her  soul,  and,  at  his  death, 
She  comes  to  catch  his  farewell-taking  breath. 

And  as  a  glimmering  taper,  almost  spent, 
Gasping  for  moisture  to  maintain  its  fire[s], 

After  some  dark  contentions,  doth  present 
A  short-liv'd  blaze,  and  presently  expires ; 

So  he,  collecting  ebbing  nature,  cries, 

Oh  youth,  belov'd  in  vain,  farewell !  and  dies. 

Farewell  poor  Echo  did  repeat,  and  fled 

With  what  wings  sorrow  lent,  t'erabalm  the  boy ; 

But,  looking  carefully  to  find  the  dead, 
She  miss'd  the  shadow  of  her  lifeless  joy  ; 

His  body  vanish'd ;  by  what  mystery 

Convey'd,  not  found  by  her  inquiring  eye. 

But,  in  the  place  where  he  did  disappear, 
Out  of  the  ground  a  lovely  flower  betrays 

His  whiter  leaves,  and  visibly  did  rear 

His  tufted  head,  with  saffron-col  our'd  rays ; 

Upon  a  smooth  stem  all  this  beauty  grows ; 

This  change  to  heaven  the  lost  Narcissus  owes. 

Echo  with  wonder  turns  a  statue  now, 
Yet  not  an  idle  figure  ;  for  her  eyes 

From  their2  dark  swelling  springs  do  overflow, 
Having  no  power  to  check  them  as  they  rise : 

She  thus  presents  a  fountain,  as  she  were 

Meant  to  refresh  the  new-born  tulip  there. 

2  their']     The  old  copy  "  her."     D. 


488  POEMS. 

To  which,  after  some  truce  with  tears,  she  says, 
Art  thou  a  pledge  for  the  sweet  boy  I  lov'd? 

Oh,  take  a  voice,  tell,  by  what  airy  ways, 
The  choicest  flower  of  nature  is  remov'd  ! 

If  in  the  blessed  shades,  I  can  make  room 

Through  death  to  meet  him  in  Elysium. 


Assume  the  wings  of  love,  Echo,  away 
Unto  the  Stygian  lake,  go,  follow  him  ; 

There  thou  mayst  find  him  on  a  bank  of  clay, 
Eying  himself  upon  the  water's  brim  ; 

The  sooty  gods  enamour'd  on  him  are, 

And  round  about  him  on  his  beauty  stare. 


But  since  he  was  unkind  alive  to  me, 
I  must  despair  to  meet  his  love  in  death, 

And  this  remaining  flower,  another  he, 

Shall  be  preserv'd  with  my  best  use  of  breath  ; 

And,  though  the  obstinate  deserv'd  to  die, 

I  will  be  just,  and  love  his  memory. 


But,  since  his  curse,  though  just,  upon  his  pride, 
Hath  made  him  this  example  for  his  sin, 

Never  shall  dream  ease  my  distracted  head  ; 
Sleep  shall  forget  his  office,  and  within 

Dark  shades,  shut  up  from  all  society, 

In  rocks  or  caves  I'll  undiscover'd  lie. 


And,  to  redeem  the  shame  my  folly  had 
Contracted,  by  preposterous  wooing  man, 

Whose  bolder  nature  was  in  order  made 
To  court  our  sex  ;  Juno,  take  back  again 

Thy  gift;  from  henceforth  Echo  \vill  return 

But  their  own  words,  sent  back  again  in  scorn. 


POEMS.  489 

This  said,  she  walketh  to  the  fountain's  side  ; 

Where  she  no  sooner  did  the  stream  survey, 
But  her  own  shadow  in  the  glass  she  spied, 

And  cried,  some  other  witchcraft  did  betray 
That  heavenly  boy  :  Oh  perish  in  some  wave, 
Be  drown'd  for  ever,  since  thou  wouldst  not  save ! 

It  is  not  thee  I  seek  :  open,  thou  stream, 
And  shew  me  where  that  fairer  strumpet  is, 

That,  from  whose  sight  the  boy's  infection  came, 
And  from  poor  Echo  did  her  soul  entice: 

Will  no  charm  call  it  back?  poor  Echo  then, 

Here  cease  to  be  the  scorn  of  gods  and  men. 

With  that  impatient,  she  threw  her  weight 

Into  the  tempting  stream,  where  now  we  leave 
her  ; 

Whom  the  proud  waters  did  imprison  strait, 
Yet  of  her  voice  they  did  not  quite  bereave  her; 

For,  when  I  ask'd  aloud,  is  she  not  dead  ? 

Not  dead,  distinctly  the  nymph  answered. 
Of  Echo  now  no  more  remains  to  tell, 
But  that  I  her,  and  she  bid  me  farewell. 


PROLOGUES  AND  EPILOGUES, 

WRITTEN  TO  SEVERAL  PLAYS  PRESENTED  IN  THIS 
KINGDOM,  AND  ELSEWHERE. 

A  PROLOGUE  TO  MR.  FLETCHER'S  PLAY  IN  IRELAND. 

I  am  come  to  say,  you  must,  or  like  the  Play, 
Or  forfeit,  gentlemen,  your  wits  to  day. 
'Tis  Fletcher's  Comedy  :  if  after  this, 
detraction  have  but  so  much  breath  to  hiss, 
An  English  poet  bid  me  tell  you,  when 
He  shall  salute  his  native  shore  again, 
He  will  report  your  stories,  all  this  while 
False,  and  that  you  have  serpents  in  this  isle.2 
For  your  own  sakes,  though  th' actors  should  not 

hit, 
Be,  or  seem,  wise  enough  to  like  the  wit. 

A  PROLOGUE  TO  THE  ALCHEMIST,  ACTED  THERE. 

The  Alchemist,  a  play  for  strength  of  wit, 

And  true  art,  made  to  shame  what  hath  been  writ 

In  former  ages  ;  I  except  no  worth 

Of  what  or  Greek  or  Latins  have  brought  forth ; 

1  detraction]     The  old  copy  "  Distraction."     D. 

2  serpents  in  this  isle]     See   St.  Patrick  for  Ireland,  vol.  iv. 
p.  441.     D. 


POEMS.  491 

Is  now  to  be  presented  to  your  ear, 

For  which  I  wish  each  man  were  a  Muse  here, 

To  know,  and  in  his  soul  be  fit  to  be 

Judge  of  this  masterpiece  of  comedy ; 

That  when  we  hear  but  once  of  Jonson's  name, 

Whose  mention  shall  make  proud  the  breath  of 

fame, 

We  may  agree,  and  crowns  of  laurel  bring 
A  justice  unto  him  the  poets'  king. 
But  he  is  dead :  time,  envious  of  that  bliss 
Which  we  possess'd  in  that  great  brain  of  his, 
By  putting  out  this  light,  hath  darken'd  all 
The  sphere  of  poesy,  and  we  let  fall, 
At  best,  unworthy  elegies  on  his  hearse, 
A  tribute  that  we  owe  his  living  verse ; 
Which  though  some  men,  that  never  reach'd  him 

may 

Decry,  that  love  all  folly  in  a  play, 
The  wiser  few  shall  this  distinction  have, 
To  kneel,  not  tread,  upon  his  honour'd  grave. 


A  PROLOGUE  THERE  TO  THE  IRISH  GENTLEMAN.]* 

It  is  our  wonder,  that  this  fair  island,  where 
The  air  is  held  so  temperate  (if  there 
Be  faith  in  old  geographers,  who  dare 
With  the  most  happy,  boldly  this  compare) 
That  to  the  noble  seeds  of  art  and  wit, 
Honour'd  elsewhere,  it  is  not  natural  yet. 

3  A  prologue  there  to  tlie  Irish  Gentle[rnan']  ]  "  There  is  no 
prologue  in  the  old  quarto,"  says  Mr.  Gifford,  in  his  prefatory 
notice  of  The  Royal  Master,  "  but  among  Shirley's  Poems  will 
be  found  one  addressed  to  the  '  Irish  Gentry,'  which  I  am  in- 
clined to  assign  to  this  comedy."  vol.  iv.  p.  102.  Mr.  Gifford 
must  have  looked  but  hastily  at  the  title  of  the  present  lines : 
there  cannot,  I  think,  be  the  slightest  doubt,  that  «  Irish  Gent? 
is  the  name  of  a  play,  though  no  such  piece  has  come  down  to 
us.  D. 


492  POEMS. 

We  know  at  first,  what  black  and  general  curse 
Fell  on  the  earth ;  but  shall  this  isle  be  worse? 
While  others  are  repair'd,  and  grow  refin'd 
By  arts,  shall  this  only  to  weeds  be  kind? 
Let  it  not  prove  a  story  of  your  time, 
And  told  abroad  to  stain  this  promising  clime, 
That  wit,  and  soul-enriching  poesy, 
Transported  hither,  must  like  serpents  die.4 
Unkind  to  both  alike,  shall  the  fair  train 
Of  virgin  Muses  only  here  be  slain  ? 
Forbid  it  Phoebus,  that  this  air  should  still, 
Like  things  of  venom,  all  thy  prophets  kill ! 
Disperse  thy  beams  through   these  cold   killing 

parts, 

And  make  it  fruitful  in  thy  own  great  arts. 
Oh,  do  not  bury  all  your  brain  in  glebes, 
But  tune  your  harps  to  build  the  walls  of  Thebes  ; 
With  harmony  new  towers  frame,  to  be 
Dwellings  for  you,  and  your  posterity ! 
But  truce  poetic  rage,  and  let  not  what 
Concerns  the  country,  fall  upon  a  spot 
Of  it,  a  few  here  met  to  see  a  play: 
All  these  are  innocent ;  the  better  they 
To  tell  this  fault  abroad,  that  there  may  be 
Some  repair  done  to  injur'd  poesy. 
Then  we  may  grow,  and  this  place,  by  your  rays 
Cherish'd,  may  turn  into  a  grove  of  bays. 


A  PROLOGUE  TO  A  PLAY  THERE,  CALLED,  No  WIT 

TO  A  WOMAN'S.5 

We  are  sorry,  gentlemen,  that  with  all  pains 
To  invite  you  hither,  the  wide  house  contains 

4  like  serpents  die]  See  St.  Patrick  for  Ireland,  vol.  iv.  p. 
441.  D. 

6  No  Wit  to  a  Woman's']  Most  probably  the  comedy  by 
Thomas  Middelton  which  was  not  printed  till  1657,  when  it 
was  entitled  No  Wit :  No  Help  like  a  Woman's.  D. 


POEMS.  493 

No  more.     Call  you  this  term  ?  if  the  courts  were 

So  thin,  I  think  'twould  make  your  lawyers  swear, 

And  curse  men's  charity,  in  whose  want  they  thrive, 

Whilst  we  by  it  woo  to  be  kept  alive. 

I'll  tell  you  what  a  poet  says ;  two  year 

He  has  liv'd  in  Dublin,  yet  he  knows  not  where 

To  find  the  city :  he  observ'd  each  gate  ; 

It  could  not  run  through  them,  they  are  too  strait. 

When  he  did  live  in  England,  he  heard  say, 

That  here  were  men  lov'd  wit,  and  a  good  play ; 

That  here  were  gentlemen,  and  lords ;  a  few 

Were  bold  to  say,  there  were  some  ladies  too : 

This  he  believ'd,  and  though  they  are  not  found 

Above,  who  knows  what  may  be  under  ground? 

But  they  do  not  appear,  and  missing  these, 

He  says  he'll  not  believe  your  Chronicles 

Hereafter,  nor  the  maps,  since  all  this  while, 

Dublin's  invisible,  and  not  Brasil ; 

And  all  that  men  can  talk,  he'll  think  to  be 

A  fiction  now  above  all  poetry. 

But  stay,  you  think  he's  angry ;  no,  he  pray'd 

Me  tell  you,  he  recants  what  he  has  said  ; 

He's  pleas'd,  so  you  shall  be,  yes,  and  confess 

We  have  a  way  'bove  wit  of  man.  to  please  ; 

For  though  we  should  despair  to  purchase  it 

By  art  of  man,  this  is  a  Woman's  Wit. 


A  PROLOGUE  TO  ANOTHER  OF  MASTER  FLETCHER'S 

PLAYS  THERE. 

Are  there  no  more?  and  can  this  Muses'  sphere 
At  such  a  time  as  this,  so  thin  appear? 
We  did  expect  a  session,  and  a  train 
So  large,  to  make  the  benches  crack  again. 
There  was  no  summons,  sure :  yes,  1  did  see 
The  writs  abroad,  and  men  with  half  an  eye 
VOL.  vi.  K  k 


494  POEMS. 

Might  read  on  every  post,  this  day  would  sit 

Phoebus  himself,  and  the  whole  court  of  wit. 

There  is  a  fault,  Oh  give  me  leave  to  say! 

You  are  not  kind,  not  to  yourselves,  this  day  ; 

When  for  the  pleasure  of  your  ear  would  come 

Fletcher's  dear  shade,  to  make  Elysium 

Here,  where  each  soul  those  learned  groves  might 

see, 

And  all  the  sweets  are  fam'd  in  poesy. 
Were  there  a  pageant  now  on  foot,  or  some 
Strange  monster  from  Peru  or  Afric  come, 
Men  would  throng  to  it;  any  drum  will  bring 
(That  beats  a  bloodless  prize  or  cudgelling) 
Spectators  hither ;  nay,  the  bears  invite 
Audience,  and  bag-pipes  can  do  more  than  wit. 
'Tis  pity  ;  but  awake,  brave  souls,  awake, 
Throw  off  these  heavy  chains  for  your  own  sake  : 
Oh  do  not  grieve  the  ghost  of  him,  whose  pen 
Had  once  the  virtue  to  make  statues  men, 
And  men  turn  statues !  less  could  not  befit 
Their  justice,  and  the  wonder  of  his  wit. 

Stoop,  when  you  touch  the  laurels  of  the  dead ; 

Be  wise,  and  crown  again  the  poet's  head. 


A  PROLOGUE  TO  A  PLAY  THERE,  CALLED  THE  Tov.5 

So  sickly  are  the  palates,  now  a-days, 

Of  men  that  come  to  see  and  taste  our  plays, 

That  when  a  poet  hath,  to  please  some  few, 

Spent  his  most  precious  sweat,  Minerva's  dew, 

And  after  many  throes,  a  piece  brought  forth, 

Legitimate  in  art,  in  nature,  birth, 

'Tis  not  receiv'd,  but  most  unhappy  dies, 

Almost  as  soon  as  born,  wit's  sacrifice ; 

5  The  Toy]     No  such  drama  is  known  to  exist :  most  pro- 
bably it  was  never  printed.     D. 


POEMS.  495 

When  children  of  the  brain,  not  half  so  fair 
And  form'd,  are  welcome  to  the  nurse  and  air. 
Since  'tis  not  to  be  help'd,  and  that  we  find, 
Poems  can  lay  no  force  upon  your  mind, 
Whose  judgments  will  be  free,  'tis  fifr  we  prove 
All  ways,  till  you  be  pleas'd  to  like  and  love. 
And  as  at  a  great  mart  or  fair,  we  see 
Some  things  of  price,  which  all  men  do  not  buy, 
But  guided  by  their  eye,  or  strength  of  purse, 
Lay  out  their  pence  upon  a  hobby-horse 
Sometime,  or  a  child's  rattle  ;  so  we  are 
In  this  wit's  market  furnish'd  with  all  ware. 
But  please  yourselves,  and  buy  what  you  like  best; 
Some  cheap  commodities  mingle  with  the  rest: 
If  you  affect  the  rich  ones,  use  your  will, 
Or  if  the  Toy  take,  you're  all  welcome  still. 


To  ANOTHER  PLAY  THERE. 

A  prologue  you  expect,  we  ask'd  for  one  ; 
Our  poet  said  'twas  old,  and  should  have  none. 
We  urg'd  the  custom  ;  he  replied,  if  good, 
The  play  needs  not,  if  bad,  a  prologue  would 
Not  make  it  better,  taxing  us  to  be 
Too  superstitious.    We  desir'd  that  he 
Would  then  give  way  to  have  another  writ ; 
He  swore  there  should  be  none,  and  this  was  it. 


To  A  PLAY  THERE,  CALLED  THE  GENERAL.6 

There  are  some  soldiers  then,  though  but  a  few, 
Will  see  the  General  before  they  go  ; 

6  The  General']  Was  probably  never  printed  :  a  tragi-comedy 
under  this  title,  was  in  the  library  of  Dr.  Farmer,  and  after- 
wards in  that  of  Mr.  Reed.  D. 

Kk2 


496 


POEMS. 


You're  welcome.   Players  have  suffer'd  since  you 

came, 

And  wounded  too  in  fortunes  and  in  fame : 
Your  drums  and  trumpets  carried  all  the  town 
Into  the  fields,  and  left  them  here  to  moan 
Their  own  sad  tragedy,  for  want  of  men 
Enough  to  kill'em.     Strange  !  the  benches  then 
Were  all  the  grave  spectators,  but  that  here 
Some  cruel  gentlemen  in  your  hangings  were. 

0  dreadful  word  vacation  !  But  they  mean 
To  be  reveng'd  upon't,  and  change  their  scene 
Awhile  to  th'country,  leave  the  town  to  blush, 
Not  in  ten  days  to  see  one  cloak  of  plush. 

1  do  but  think  how  some,  like  ghosts,  will  walk 
For  money  surely  hidden,  while  the  talk 
OWcity  will  be,  would  the  term  were  come ! 
Though  law  came  with  it,  we  would  make  it  room, 
And  own  our  faces  in  the  shop  again, 

And  for  a  time  hope  to  converse  with  men, 
To  trust,  and  thank'em  too.    This  is  a  curse 
For  their  not  seeing  plays,  or  something  worse  : 
But  to  you,  gentlemen,  whom  we  have  no  art 
To  multiply,  welcome,  with  all  my  heart. 
The  General  should  have  a  guard  ;  but  we 
Conceive  no  danger  in  this  company  : 
But  if  you  fear  a  plot  from  us,  alas ! 
Here  are  so  few,  I  think  the  play  may  pass. 


POEMS  BY  SHIRLEY, 


FROM 


RAWLINSON'S  MS. 


POEMS. 


THE  Kiss. 

I  could  endure  your  eye,  although  it  shot 

Lightning  at  first  into  me; 
Your  voice,  although  it  charm'd  my  ear,  had  not 

The  power  to  undo  me: 
But,  while  I  on  your  lip  would  dwell, 
My  ravish'd  heart  leap'd  from  his  cell, 

For,  looking  back  into  my  breast, 
I  found  that  room  without  a  guest. 

Return  the  heart  you  stole  thus  with  a  kiss, 
When  last  our  lips  did  join, 

Or  I'll  forgive  the  theft,  to  change  a  bliss, 
And  have  your  heart  for  mine. 

I  ne'er  till  now  believ'd  it  truth, 

That  lovers'  hearts  were  at  their  mouth ; 
Now  by  experience  I  may  say, 
That  men  may  kiss  their  hearts  away. 


ORPHEUS. 

From  the  Stygian  abyss, 
Where  all  kind  of  torment  is 
For  the  sinful  race  of  men, 
Comes  pale  Orpheus  agen, 
With  groans  upon  his  lyre  to  tell 
Horrid  pains,  and  plagues  of  Hell. 


600  POEMS. 

Walking  through  the  gloomy  brakes, 
Some  I  saw  were  whipt  with  snakes  ; 
Some  did  burn  ;  while  others  cried, 
In  the  frozen  lakes  they  died, 
But  by  shifting  of  their  pain, 
They  found  it  death  to  live  again. 
For  whose  sake,  when  I  did  try 
With  ray  harp  to  mollify, 
Not  one  torment  could  I  charm 
To  do  the  pale,  poor  ghosts  no  harm  ; 
Their  pains  encreased  at  my  chime, 
For  abusing  life  and  time. 
Though  I  mov'd  the  forest  here, 
I  drew  no  compassion  there  : 
Strains  may  men  and  satyrs  quell, 
But  no  art  can  soften  Hell. 


UPON  THE  LADY  RIVERS,  WHO  DIED  WITH  GRIEF  ; 
EPITAPH. 

Gentle  eyes,  your  tears  distill 

So  oft  upon  this  stone,  until 

The  marble  yield,  for  under  there's 

A  River  to  receive  your  tears. 

If  the  stone  prove  hard,  and  so 

Deny  a  passage  to  your  woe, 

Shed  so  many  drops  upon 

The  marble,  till  you  drown  the  stone, 

For  between  two  Rivers  then 

Shall  no  more  this  tomb  be  seen. 

If  you  not  so  much  water  have 

To  drench  this  figure  in  a  wave, 

Jn  it  sad  Niobe  will  appear, 

Or  statua  compos'd  of  tear  ; 

A  frozen  sorrow,  all  her  own, 

A  woman  wept  into  a  stone. 


POEMS.  ,501 


PARANYMPHI. 


1.  Come  away,  Hymen  doth  stay, 
All  his  tapers  burn  away. 

2.  Time  it  is,  to  change  the  life 
Of  barren  maid  to  fruitful  wife. 

1 .  Come  away,  away,  away, 

2.  And  upon  his  altars  lay 

Nuptial  vows ;  these  are  the  myrrh 
With  which  his  fanes  perfumed  are. 

1.  You  shall  need  no  fire  but  this ; 

2.  All  is  kindled  with  a  kiss. 

1.  Joined  hands,  united  hearts, 
Music  is  of  many  parts. 

2.  Wear  no  garlands  on  your  head, 
But  of  roses,  white  and  red. 

1.    To  Hymen,  Venus,  and  her  son, 
Haste,  and  let  the  rites  be  done. 

UPON  M.  E.  S.     EPITAPH. 

If,  to  maintain  the  use,  I  must 
Say,  here  lies, — Here  lies  the  dust 
Of  one,  that  added  to  the  Graces, 
Whose  memory  110  death  defaces; 
Not  she  herself  to  heaven  flown  ; 
Earth  hath  nothing  but  her  own  : 
She  cannot  be,  it  is  most  true, 
Here,  and  in  heaven  an  angel  too. 

UPON  A  PARSON. 

For  them  that  leave  no  monument 
Behind  them  good,  much  gold  is  spent 
To  build  a  tomb  ;  the  gentle  son 
Will  turn  his  father  into  stone, 


502  POEMS. 

And  on  a  cushion  carved  fair 

Cut  him  into  form  of  prayer, 

And  in  jet  beneath  command 

To  be  writ  in  golden  hand, 

(if  no  other  good  beside,) 

His  worship's  name,  and  when  he  died. 

But  when  did  charity  find  room 

To  raise  an  honest  parson's  tomb, 

Or  bestow  upon  his  hearse 

Figure,  or  a  marble  verse  ? 

Then  let  her,  whom  he  did  trust 

With  life  and  love,  enclose  his  dust 

At  the  cost  of  double  mite, 

(The  widow's  all,)  and  underwrite 

This  epitaph,  which  she'd  have  read 

To  shew  her  duty  to  the  dead. 

Epitaph  inscribed  on  a  small  piece  of  marble. 

No  more  marble  let  him  have ; 

He  hath  treasure  in  his  grave, 

And  his  piety  will  survive, 

To  keep  his  memory  alive  : 

A  glorious  nothing  it  would  be, 

To  say,  his  tomb  were  rich,  not  he. 


VERSES. 

Canst  thou,  dear  God,  forgive  so  soon 

A  soul  hath  sinn'd  so  long? 
Canst  thou  submit  thyself  to  one, 

That  loads  thee  still  with  wrong? 
Canst  thou  invjte  me  to  repent, 

And  woo  me  to  return, 
As  if  thy  Godhead  were  destroy'd, 

Iff  in  hell  should  burn  ? 


POEMS.  503 


Thou  never  wert  in  such  distress 

Of  me,  a  barren  shade, 
Nor  could  thy  honour  have  been  less, 

Though  I  had  ne'er  been  made. 
Could  I  with  all  the  saints  compare, 

Yet  I  were  black  to  thee  ; 
But  more  defil'd  than  lepers  are 

Whence  is  this  love  to  me? 

Canst  thou  be  just  in  the  reward 

Of  goodness,  and  of  sin? 
Are  angels  at  heaven's  gate  a  guard, 

And  shall  I  enter  in  ? 
It  is  no  virtue  of  mine  own, 

But  blood  of  him  that  died, 
Our  elder  brother,  and  thy  son, 

Whom  my  sins  crucified : 

Strange  way,  by  such  a  guiltless  wave, 

To  wash  away  our  crimes, 
Whose  least  drop  was  enough  to  save 

The  world  a  thousand  times  ! 
For  every  crimson  tear,  that  he 

Thus  shed  to  make  me  live, 
Oh,  wherefore,  wherefore  have  not  I 

A  thousand  souls  to  give! 


UPON  A  GENTLEWOMAN,  THAT  DIED,  WITH  CHILD, 
BY  BLOOD-LETTING. 

Tears  are  too  late,  sad  friends  to  her  that's  gone  ; 
You  should,  when  she  was  living,  wept  upon 
Her  sufferings ;  had  you  conspir'd  your  woes, 
Your  sighs,  and  elegies  in  time,  who  knows 
But  heaven  would  have  relented,  and  maintain'd 
Her  life,  at  once  if  many  had  complain'd  ; 


504  POEMS. 

She's  now  past  reach  of  sorrow.     Had  she  been 

One  of  a  small  and  single  virtue,  then 

The  world,  that  suffers  not  in  private  theft, 

Had  pardon'd  you  and  death,  since  more  were  left 

To  have  repaid  that  loss  ;  but  when  she  died, 

Richer  in  goodness  than  her  sex  beside, 

You  were  to  blame  to  summon  no  relief, 

When  millions  would  have  fled  to  prayer  and  grief, 

To  have  preserv'd  her  still.     Beside,  you  knew 

What  brought  her  to  that  groan,  out  of  which  flew 

Her  angel  soul ;  compassion  to  see 

Sin  in  the  earth  so  fruitful,  and  to  be 

A  benefactor  to  the  world,  she  tried 

To  multiply  her  virtue,  and  so  died  : 

Thus,  while  she  labour'd  to  enrich  us  all, 

We  lost  both  copy  and  original. 

But  now  I  find,  why  no  sad  voices  rent 

The  air ;  opinion  made  you  confident ; 

'Twas  the  physician  you  did  trust,  whose  art 

Made  promises  to  reconcile  her  heart 

To  a  calm  temper,  but  the  blood  he  took 

Convey'd  her  life  with  it ;  i'th'crimson  brook 

Who  could  not  see  it  ebb?     Then,  if  you  be 

Excus'd  for  silence,  ye  shall  join  with  me 

T 'arraign  him,  and  such  agents  for  the  tomb, 

That  betray  bodies,  ere  their  time  be  come, 

To  the  cold  marble :  what  can  they  reply 

To  make  us  be  less  discontent  to  die 

Hereafter,  than  be  cur'd  ?  were  they  not  curst 

That  they  have  medicine  to  restore  the  worst, 

And  is  it  not  within  their  art  to  give 

Them  life,  for  whose  sake  they  and  others  live  ? 

No  marvel  if  so  many  women  be 

Afraid  to  be  so  chaste  and  good  as  she. 

If  thus  physicians  practise,  heaven  I  crave, 

Let  it  be  death  hereafter,  when  they  save ! 


COMMENDATORY  VERSES 
BY  SHIRLEY. 


COMMENDATORY  VERSES. 


To  THE  AUTHOR  UPON  HIS  PoEM.1 

While  other  Muses  wanton  poems  sing, 
Thy  pen,  being  taken  from  a  cherub's  wing, 

1  To  the  Author  upon  his  Poem]  Prefixed  to  La  Dance  Ma  • 
chabre;  or  Death's  Duellby  W.  C[olman~\.  n.  d.  small  octavo  :  it 
has  an  exquisitely  engraved  title  page  by  Cecill,  and  a  dedication 
in  French  •'  A  la  Royne'1 — i.  e.  Henrietta  Maria.  I  used  to 
consider  my  copy  of  this  poem  unique,  till  I  discovered  another 
among  the  volumes  bequeathed  to  the  Bodleian  Library  by 
Malone,  who  has  noted,  on  one  of  its  fly  leaves,  that  he  "  pur- 
chased it  at  an  enormous  price,"  at  the  sale  of  Mr.  Reed's  books. 
For  the  benefit  of  those  readers  who  are  curious  in  old  English 
literature,  I  subjoin  a  few  stanzas  from  La  Dance  Machabre  : 

"  The  careful  pilot,  wafting  from  the  shore 
His  full  fraught  vessel,  sitteth  at  the  stern, 
Judiciously  to  guide  what  goes  before, 
And  from  the  hoary-headed  pole  doth  learn 

Which  way  to  steer,  and  furrow  up  the  ocean, 

With  a  secure,  though  unsteady,  motion. 

"  The  world's  the  sea,  and  we  the  vessels  are, 
Consideration  steersman,  and  pale  Death 
The  stern,  in  which  we  have  an  equal  share, 
Swift-footed  Time  still  towards  us  beckoneth, 

Dappled  with  age,  which  careless  youth  doth  know, 

Yet  all  too  late  believes  it  to  be  so. 

"  But  so  it  is,  whate'er  we  do  pretend, 
And  fondly  flatter  our  imagination, 
Being  as  near  unto  our  journey's  end, 
For  ought  we  know,  as  aged  declination, 

Experience  tells  us  ;  whence  we  may  presage 

No  certainty  in  youth,  nor  hope  in  age. 


508  POEMS. 

Teacheth  the  way  to  bliss,  where  they  and  \ve 

Meet  in  a  quire,  to  adore  eternity : 

Death  must  begin  our  triumph,  and  the  dust, 

That  hangs  upon  our  fleshy  garment,  must 

Be  first  brush'd  off:  the  vanities  of  life, 

Riches  and  pleasures,  that  but  sweeten  strife, 

And  to  the  eye  of  sense  make2  Death  appear 

Deform'd,  by  thy  diviner  raptures  here 

Are  quite  destroy'd,  the  rugged  path  made  even, 

And  men  acknowledge  thee  the  way  to  heaven. 

•'  The  one  may  live,  the  other  cannot  long, 
A  possibility  on  which  we  build 
Our  certain  ruin,  and  receive  a  wrong 
That's  irrecoverable,  if  we  yield 

Unto  such  reasons  nature  will  produce, 

In  her  desires  evermore  profuse. 

"  He  whose  pulse  beats  the  strongest,  hath  no  more 

Assurance  of  his  life  than  he  that  lies 

Upon  his  death-bed,  and  perhaps  before 

His  dear  companion,  whom  he  mourns  for,  dies  : 
The  near-allied,  whose  care  the  sick  attends, 
Sicken  themselves,  and  die  before  their  friends. 

"  The  Priest  doth  offer  holy  sacrifice 

Upon  the  altar  for  departing  souls 

Live  to  be  present  at  his  obsequies, 

And  hear  the  sexton's  death-bell  when  it  tolls  : 

So  the  physician,  while  he  physic  gives 

T'another,  dies  himself,  his  patient  lives. 

"  The  forward  heir,  who  thinks  that  life  too  long 

By  which  he  lives,  desirous  to  see 

His  father  canoniz'd  whilst  he  is  young, 

And  not  go  limping  t' immortality, 

Leaves  him  oft-times,  although  decripit,  ill, 

To  be  the  over-seer  of  his  will. 

"  For  honour  this,  for  office,  that  man  waits, 

A  third  gapes  for  a  new-bought  benefice, 

Meanwhile  Death  with  inevitable  baits 

Cancels  their  hopes  3  the  Priest  the  Clerk  survives, 
And  many  a  time  and  oft,  when  he  is  dead, 
Feeds  on  the  goose  that  grazeth  o'er  his  head. 

pp.  4,  5,  6.     D. 

2  make]  The  old  copy  "  makes."     D. 


POEMS.  509 


TO  MY  FRIEND3  MASTER  JOHN  FORD. 

Unto  this  altar,  rich  with  thy  own  spice, 
I  bring  one  grain  to  thy  Love's  Sacrifice ; 
And  boast  to  see  thy  flames  ascending,  while 
Perfumes  enrich  our  air  from  thy  sweet  pile. 
Look  here,  thou,4  that  hast  malice  to  the  stage, 
And  impudence  enough  for  the  whole  age  ; 
Voluminously  ignorant !  be  vext 
To  read  this  tragedy,  and  thy  own  be  next. 

To  THE  DESERVING  AUTHOR,  UPON  HIS  EsSAYS.5 

'Tis  common  to  commend  ;  but  to  deserve, 
Is  for  some  few,  that  march  in  a  reserve 
With  thee.     Thy  Essays,  rich  in  native  worth, 
Need  not  our  trimming  praise  to  set  them  forth  ; 
But  while  judicious  men  the  readers  be, 
Are  monuments  of  judgment,  wit,  and  thee. 

3  To  my  friend,  #c.]     Prefixed  to  Love's  Sacrifice,  1633. 

4  Look  here,  thou,  &c.]     Prynne.     Octavius  Gilchrist  (Letter 
to  W.  Gifford,  Esq.  on  the  late  edition  of  Ford's  Plays,  p.  33)  ob- 
serves, that,  though  the  title  of  Prynne's  book.  Histrio-mastix, 
the  Player  s  Scourge,  or  Actor  *   Tragedie,  in  addition   to   its 
whimsical  division  into  acts  and  scenes,  might  have  suggested 
to  Shirley  the  point  with  which  he  closes  these  verses,  it  is 
most  probable  that  the  expression  "  thy  own  tragedy  "  was  an 
anticipation  of  the  punishment  about  to  fall  on  that  maligner  of 
the  drama.     D. 

6  To  the  deserving  author,  &c.]  Prefixed  to  HoraE  Vacivce,  or 
Essays.  Some  Occasionall  Considerations,  by  John  Hall,  1646, 
16mo.  This  little  volume  was  published  by  Hall  at  the  age  of 
nineteen.  His  Poems,  which  appeared  with  the  same  date,  have 
been  reprinted  by  Sir  Egerton  Brydges.  He  wrote  several 
other  works,  and  died  before  he  had  completed  his  twenty- 
ninth  year.  D. 

VOL.  VI.  L  1 


510  POEMS. 

IN  LAUDEM  AUTHORIS/' 

Though  here  be  wonder  when  'tis  known 

A  child7  should  make  this  work  his  own, 

(Since  he  that  can  translate  and  please, 

Must  needs  command  two  languages) 

Yet  this  is  nothing  to  the  rest 

Of  treasure,  which  this  little  chest 

Contains,  and  will  in  time  break8  forth, 

To  call  just  volumes  of  his  worth. 

If  thus  a  branch,  what  will  he  be 

When  he  is  grown  to  be  a  tree? 

So  glorious  in  the  bud,  let  men 

Look  for  th'Hesperides  again  ; 

And  gather  fruit,  nor  think't  unfit 

A  child  should  teach  the  world  more  wit. 

To  HIS  WORTHY  FRIEND,  MASTER  RlCHARD  BaOME, 

UPON  HIS  COMEDY,  CALLED  A  JOVIAL  CREW,  OR 
THE  MERRY  BEGGARS.9 

This  Comedy,  ingenious  friend,  will  raise 

Itself  a  monument,  without  a  praise 

Begg'd  by  the  stationer,  who,  with  strength  of  purse 

And  pens,  takes  care  to  make  his  book  sell  worse. 

And  I  dare  calculate  thy  Play,  although 

Not  elevated  unto  fifty  two, 

*  In  Laudem  Autlioris]  Prefixed  to  Youth's  Behaviour,  or 
Decency  in  Conversation  amongst  Men.  Composed  in  French  by 
grave  persons,  for  the  use  and  benefit  of  their  youth.  Now  newly 
turned  into  English  By  Francis  Hawkins.  The  fourth  Edition,  &c. 
1646,  small  8vo.  D. 

7  The  translator  was  only  eight  years  of  age.     D. 

8  break]     In  an  ed.  of  1668  "  bring,"  as  cited  in  Brit.  Bib. 
vol.  iv.  p.  xii.     D. 

9  To  his  worthy  friend,  &c.]     Prefixed  to  the  4to.  ed.  of  A 
Jovial  Crew,  1652.     From  the  pen  of  Richard  Brome,  who  was 
originally  a  menial  servant  to  Ben  Jonson,  we  possess  sixteen 
plays :  one  of  them  was  written  in  conjunction  with  Heywood. 
D. 


POEMS.  511 

It  may  grow  old  as  time  or  wit,  and  he, 
That  dares  despise,  may  after  envy,  thee. 

Learning,  the  file  of  poesy,  may  be 
Fetch'd  from  the  arts  and  university ; 
But  he  that  writes  a  play  and  good,  must  know, 
Beyond  his  books,  men  and  their  actions  too. 
Copies  of  verse,  that  make  the  new  men  sweat, 
Reach  not  a  poem,  nor  the  Muses'  heat: 
Small  bavin  wits  and  wood  may  burn  awhile, 
And  make  more  noise  than  forests  on  a  pile, 
Whose  fibres1  shrunk  may  invite  a  piteous  stream, 
Not  to  lament,  but  to  extinguish  them. 
Thy  fancy's  mettle,  and  thy  strains  much  higher 
Proof  'gainst  their  wit,  and  what  that  dreads,  the 
fire. 


UPON  THE  PRINTING  OF  MR.  JOHN  FLETCHER'S 
WORKS. 2 

What  means  this  numerous  guard?  or  do  we  come 

To  file  our  names  or  verse  upon  the  tomb 

Of  Fletcher,  and  by  boldly  making  known 

His  wit,  betray  the  nothing  of  our  own  ? 

For,  if  we  grant  him  dead,  it  is  as  true 

Against  ourselves,  no  wit,  no  poet  now ; 

Or,  if  he  be  return'd  from  his  cool  shade 

To  us,  this  Book  his  resurrection's  made  : 

We  bleed  ourselves  to  death,  and  but  contrive 

By  our  own  epitaphs  to  shew  him  alive. 

But  let  him  live,  and  let  me  prophecy, 

As  I  go  swan-like  out,  our  peace  is  nigh  ; 

A  balm  unto  the  wounded  age  I  sing, 

And  nothing  now  is  wanting  but  the  King. 

1  fibres]     The  old  copy  "  Fivers."     D. 

2  Upon  the  Printing  of  Mr.  John  Fletchers  Works.]     Prefixed 
to   the   folio   collection    of  Beaumont  and   Fletcher's   plays, 
1647.     D. 

L12 


512  POEMS. 

To  MY  VERY  MUCH  HONOURED,  AND  JUDICIOUS  FRIEND, 
MAJOR  WRIGHT,  UPON  HIS  LOVING  ENEMY. 3 

This  book,  sir,  needs  no  fillet  on  the  brows, 
Or  silken  Muse,  to  grace  it;  Beauty  grows 
In  every  line,  and  borrow'd  Grace  defies, — 
Tie  ribbons  where  you  mean  to  sacrifice. 

Oh,  had  this  fair  composure  been  my  own, 
I  should  have  boasted  some  perfection, 
And  my  exalted  soul  reach'd  that  degree, 
Before  1  died,  to  love  my  enemy  ! 
But  this  piece  to  your  art  owes  all  her  glory, 
And  I  but  late  admitted  to  your  story, 
Am  only  now  concern'd  to  wonder,  how 
You  should  throne  Love  and  Malice  in  one  brow, 
So  sweet,  I  knew  not,  as  the  flames  were  drest, 
Whether  the  Fiend  or  Angel  pleas'd  me  best ; 
For  still  Clione  ravish'd  as  she  mov'd, 
Her  rage  as  excellent  as  when  she  lov'd ; 
Had  there  been  less  of  either  in  her  blood, 
1  had  repented  Laurean  was  so  good. 
But  with  what  reason,  some  bold  critic  says, 
Should  I  on  you  translate  the  Author's  praise  ? 
This  was  Bellay's :  divide  me  'twixt  you  two  ; 
But  what  I  understand  I  owe  to  you. 

To  MY  NOBLE  FRIEND,  MR.  EDMUND  PR!  STWICH, 
UPON  HIS  ELEGANT  PoEMS.4 

Sir,  you  have  gently  ctir'd  my  fears,  and  I 
Congratulate  emergent  Poesy, 

3  To  my  very  much  honoured  #c.]     Prefixed  to  The  Loving 
Enemie,  or,  a  famous  true  History,  Written  originally  in  the  French 
Tongue,  by  the  most  incomparable  Penman  of  the  Age,  J.  P.  Camus 
B.  [ishop]  of  Belley.  Made  English  by  Major  Wright,  As  his  Re- 
creation, during  his  Imprisonment,  1650,  12mo.     D. 

4  To  my  noble  friend  $c.]     Prefixed  to  Hippolitus,  Translated 
out  of  Seneca.     By  Edmund  Prestwich.     Together   with   divers 
other  Poems  of  the  same  Author's  1651.  12wo.     D. 


POEMS.  513 

And  you,  her  tutelar  Angel,  who  have  made 

Her  live,  and  by  your  wit  secur'd  her  shade. 

By  you  (his  better  Seneca)  reviv'd, 

Hippolitus  is  now  grown  longer  liv'd  ; 

And  Seneca  himself,  that  could  not  die, 

Hath  gain'd  another  immortality. 

Yet  here  you  but  translated :  when  you  chuse 

An  amorous  tract,  and  speak  your  own  free  Muse, 

My  admiration  over-reads  my  eye, 

And  I  am  lost  in  the  full  harmony. 


TO  MY  WORTHY  FRIEND,  MR.  JOHN  OotLBY.5 

In  what  part  of  our  hemisphere  could  spread 
A  cloud,  so  long  t'obscure  thy  radiant  head? 
Shine  forth,  prodigious  star,  and  make  us  know 
What  to  thy  welcome  beams  our  age  must  owe  ! 
As  thou  appear'st,  how  doth  each  trembling  light 
Retreat,  whilst  thou  emergent  from  the  night, 
Like  day's  new  sovereign,  hast  discover'd  more 
Than  all  their  revolutions  shew'd  before ! 

At  this  a  marble  heaves !  Methinks,  I  see 
The  learned  shade  of  Virgil  rise  to  thee, 
Taught  our  own  language,  with  that  soul  and  sense 
As  hath  not  sham'd  his  Roman  eloquence ; 
And,  kissing  his  fresh  shroud,  smile  that  he  must 
Confess  himself  thy  debtor  in  his  dust ; 
Whilst  we  admire  both  thy  bold  hand  and  fate, 
Who  hast  perform'd  the  next  thing  to  create. 

Yet  here  thou  leav'st  us  not,  as  if  thy  fame 
Were  narrow,  and  too  stooping  for  thy  name  ; 
^Esop,  the  great  Mythologist,  thy  pen 
Hath  rais'd,  and  more  than  made  alive  again  : 

5  To  my  worthy  friend  be."]  Prefixed  to  The  Fables  of  JEsop 
Paraphras'd  in  Verse  and  adorn" d  with  Sculpture,  by  John  Ogilby, 
1651,  4to.  Concerning  Ogilby,  and  his  acquaintance  with 
Shirley,  see  the  Account  of  our  poet  and  his  writings.  D. 


514  POEMS. 

When  rhymers  vex'd  his  ghost  and  men  to  see't, 
Staining  fair  paper  with  their  cloven  feet, 
Thou  hast  new  made  him,  for,  as  if  by  thee 
Shuffled  into  his  antique  dust,  we  see 
Him  rise,  but  visible  in  some  earthy  part, 
His  soul  is  the  new  creature  of  thy  art. 
This  could  thy  great  converse  with  Virgil  do, 
To  make  old  JEsop  rise  a  poet  too. 

What  in  thy  method  must  our  wits  amaze 
Next  thy  Translation,  and  this  Paraphrase  ? 
Awake  that  Poem,  born  from  thy  own  flame, 
And  at  least  second  in  heroic  name ; 
This,  only  this  remains  ;  then,  thou  may'st  try, 
And  thy  Muse  tell  thee  'tis  too  late,  to  die. 


ON  THE  DEATH  OP  ANNE,6  QuEEN  OF  JAMES  THE 
FIRST. 

Oh,  let  me  weep !  and,  though  I  censur'd  be, 
I'll  add  one  drop  of  water  to  this  sea : 
Yet  why  should  this  be  vain,  since  that  before 
Heaven  being  full,  one  star  is  added  more? 


Hens  post  posuit  Jac.  Shirley,  Aul.  Gather,  in 
Art.  Bac. 


6  On  the  death  of  Anne,  &c.]  These  verses,  and  the  epitaph, 
are  written  on  a  fly  leaf  at  the  end  of  a  copy  of  the  following 
work,  in  the  possession  of  Mr.  David  Laing  of  Edinburgh,  who 
kindly  communicated  them  to  me :  Lacrymx  Cantabrigienses ; 
In  obitum  Seremssimce  Regina  Annas,  Conjugis  dilectissimez  Jacobi 
Magnat  Britannia  et  Hibernia:  Regis,  1619,  4to.  The  first  four 
lines  were  transplanted  by  Shirley,  with  some  variations,  into 
his  poems  Upon  the  Death  of  G.  M.  and  Upon  the  Death  of  King 
James,  as  the  latter  stands  in  Rawlinson's  MS.  see  p.  443.  D. 


POEMS.  515 

EPITAPHIUM. 

Lo,  here  the  star,  which  rose  on  Denmark's  sky, 

By  Juno  fix'd  in  Scotland's  royal  sphere ! 
Whose  princely  orb  did  mount  her  up  so  high, 

That  she  on  kingdoms  three  shin'd  sixteen  year ; 
To  mighty  kings  both  daughter,  sister,  wife, 
And  mother, — have  her  princely  son  long  life  ! 
Now  God  her  soul,  the  world  her  fame  doth  keep, 
All  hearts  her  love,  her  corpse  herein  doth  sleep. 


C  517  ] 


GLOSSARIAL  INDEX. 


ability,  iv.  485. 

adamant  broken  with  blood,  ii. 
160. 

Alexander  and  his  physician,  v. 
139. 

Amsterdam,  the  receptacle  of 
sectaries,  v.  37. 

angel,  i.  374,  vi.  34. 

antimasque,  ii.  136,  vi.  265. 

Apollo,  ii.  284. 

Archy,  the  king's  jester,  allu- 
sion to,  ii.  442. 

army  out  of  Lapland,  iv.  211. 

Artillery-garden,  i.  350. 

awork,  ii.  381. 

B 

biuulo,  v.  419. 
barathrum,  i.  390. 
barley-break,  i.  448. 
barr'd  gown,  ii.  38O. 
barrel,  the,  of  Heidelberg,  i. 

368. 

basket,  the,  ii.  421. 
bastard,  iv.  592. 
batoon,  iii.  62. 
Bear,  the,  at  the  bridge  foot, 

iv.  72. 

bee  cos,  vi.  4O. 
begg'd  a  fool,  vi.  349. 
behave,  iv.  151. 


bell-men,  iii.  199. 

Bermudas,  iii.  342. 

Bethlem  Gabor,  ii.  427,  iii.  13, 
374. 

black  guard,  the,  iv.  575,  vi. 
280. 

blades,  iii.  199. 

blue,  the  general  livery  of  ser- 
vants, v.  306. 

Book  of  Martyrs,  i.  294. 

born  to  consume  fruits,  vi.  294. 

brave,  ii.  418,  v.  61. 

brave  it,  iii.  201. 

bride-laces,  iii.  235. 

by,  iv.  128,  241. 


cadis,  i.  325. 

cannot  tell,  ii.  67,  ii.  102. 

care— I  do  not  care  to  tell  her, 
iii.  210. 

carry  an  M  under  your  girdle, 
vi.  181. 

Catazaners,  iii.  81. 

cats,  vi.  16. 

Celtic  Hercules,  ii.  283. 

cent,  iii,  319. 

chrisom  children,  iv.  298. 

citizens,  young,  their  occupa- 
tions, &c.  vi.  70. 

city  pageants,  vi.  1O,  296. 

clubs,  iii.  197- 


518 


GLOSSARIAL  INDEX. 


coat  with  a  cognizance,  i.  301. 
cock  of  twenty,  i.  232. 
cockloches,  i.  307. 
collection,  i.  81. 
commons,  i.  422. 
complement,  i.  7,  ii.  14. 
conceited,  ii.  427. 
conclusions,  i.  39. 
condition,  ii.  471. 
conduct,  ii.  20. 
confess  and  be  hang'd,  vi.  24 . 
convince,  v.  11. 
copper-lace,  iv.  292. 
Coriat,  Tom,  iii.  22. 
coshering,  iv.  427. 
countenance,  i.  282,  ii.  446. 
counterfeit,  ii.  179. 
country  wit,  v.  22. 
courtezans  in  Venice,  v.  7. 
court- du-guard,  v.  402. 
cuckold's  hill,  vi.  9. 
cullice,  iii.  62. 

curse  by  Jack  and  Tom,  iii.  62. 
Cyprus,  i.  42. 

D 

Dametas,  i.  300. 

decline,  v.  290. 

defend,  ii.  129. 

dements,  iv.  555. 

Devil,  the,  i.  383. 

Don  Diego,  allusion  to  the 
story  of,  iv.  588. 

Donzel  del  Phebo,  ii.  411,  iii. 
230. 

dotterels,  caught  by  imitations, 
vi.  272. 

double-hatch'd,  ii.  419. 

draw  Dun  out  of  the  mire,  iv. 
394. 

Dumb  Knight,  allusion  to  Ma- 
chin's  play  of  the,  iii.  337. 

Dunkirks,  ii.  428. 

Dutch,  drunkards,  i.  296. 


Ela,  v.  215. 


Endymion,  allusion  to  Lyly's 

play  of,  iii.  286. 
envy,  ii.  145. 
esquire,  iv.  391. 
exhibition,  i.  219. 
expecting,  v.  266. 
extent,  iv.  105. 

F 

faces  about,  ii.  206. 

fading,  ii.  424. 

false  deck,  iv.  57. 

Family  of  Love,  iv.  9. 

fans,  ladies',  ii.  223. 

farmingthe  monuments,  ii.  426. 

favours,  iii.  31. 

Hellers,  their  intrusion  into  ta- 
verns, ii.  122. 

figs  poisoned,  i.  141,  v.  437. 

Finsbury,  i.  350. 

firk,  ii.  478. 

Florentines,  iii.  81. 

flying  people,  iii.  5O6. 

for,  iii.  447. 

forehead,  a  low,reckoned  beau- 
tiful, iii.  15. 

fox'd,  vi.  424. 

foxes,  i.  20,  422. 

fucus,  i.  139. 

G 

gad,  v.  456. 

Gallobelgicus,  iii.  335. 

gazet,  v.  35. 

give  resolution,  ii.  66, 

golden  arrow,  ii.  355. 

golden  head,  shaft  with,  ii.  135. 

Gondomar,  ii.  428. 

Gresham's  foundation,  ii.  335. 

gumm'd  taffeta,  iii.  56. 

Gustavus  Adolphus,  allusion  to 
his  victories  over  the  Im- 
perialists, iii.  407. 

H 

hatch'd,  ii.  301. 
heaven  defend,  i.  58. 


GLOSSARIAL  INDEX. 


519 


herb  to  open  locks,  iv.  522. 
Hercules,  allusion  to,  iii.  392. 
High  German,  iii.  407- 
horse-courser,  i.  55. 
humble,  iv.  437- 


ingine,  iv.  547. 

innocent,  i.  87. 

intention,  iv.  125. 

Invisible  Knight,  the  play  of 

the,  ii.  397. 
Irish  game,  iv.  443. 
islands,  ii.  475. 
Italian,  unskilfully  enounced  by 

our  old  dramatists,  v.  183. 


«f 

jet,  vi.  465. 
jewel,  iii.  70, 
jig,  ii.  446. 
Julio,  iii.  372. 

K 

keep  the  door,  iii.  438. 
keep  touch,  ii.  429. 
kissing,  i.  299. 
knights  of  the  post,  i.  9,  iii.  33. 


Lachrimae,  iv.  93. 

ladron,  i.  26O. 

lady  of  the  lake,  iv.  165. 

Lake  Avernus,  allusion  to,  iii. 

434. 

lansepresado,  iii.  34. 
lavender,  iv.  484,  v.  378. 
leese,  vi.  484. 
lie,  ii.  281. 
lieger,  iv.  70. 

lock,  ii.  223,  372,  iii.  470. 
lodam,  i.  394. 
Lord  of  Misrule,  allusion  to  the, 

v.  372. 

lover-hole,  vi.  46. 
Lupus  in  fabula,  i.  13. 


M 

mace-proof,  ii.  397,  iii.  313. 

maintain,  iii.  47 O. 

make  ready  and  make  unready, 

i.  61. 

malice,  i.  32. 
maquerelle,  vi.  268. 
Mar  theme,  iii.  79. 
masty,  i.  165. 
Maurice,  the,  ii.  509,  515. 
Mephistophilus,  iii.  145. 
moccenigo,  v.  9. 
Monopolies,  i.  17- 
Morris,  the,  iv.  5. 
motion,  ii.  284. 
much,  vi.  182. 
mullet,  ii.  278. 
murderers,  iv.  57- 
murrion,  iii.  128. 
my  very  good  lord,  ii.  155. 

N 

Newspapers  in  quarto,  i.  &. 
noise,  vi.  204. 
noise  of  trumpets,  i.  333. 
nose  of  wax,  iv.  239. 
no  way  but  one,  i.  375. 

O 

office,  v.  383. 

one  and  thirty,  game  of,  ii.  198r 

434. 

onslaught,  v.  480. 
Oracle,  the,  i.  323. 
O'the  t'other  side  on's  wits,  iii. 

373. 
owe,  i.  33,  ii.  90.  iv.  96. 


paid,  iv.  124,  vi.  424. 

Pamela,  i.  300. 

panther,  sweet  breath  of  the,  iv. 

139. 
papers,  containing  elegies,  &c. 

fixed  on  herses,  i.  357. 
parcel-Paracelsus,  vi.  270. 


520 


GLOSSARIAL  INDEX. 


patrons  of  church  livings,  rapa- 
city of  the,  vi.  7. 

Paul's,  i.  292. 
....    repaired,  iii.  44. 
....    steeple  thrice  burnt,  vi. 
31O. 

pavin,  v.  500. 

pedescript,  vi.  52. 

peep,  ii.  379. 

Petarre,  ancient,  iii.  246. 

peter-gunner,  i.  297. 

picaro,  i.  260.  iii.  390. 

pictures  of  storms,  allusion  to, 
iv.  213. 

plac,a,  i.  194.  , 

Plate  fleet,  vi.  312. 

Plymouth  cloak,  iv.  68. 

poor  John,  i.  146. 

porter's  lodge,  ii.  49,  vi.  281. 

potatoes,  i.  286. 

Prodigal,   the  story  of  in  ta- 
pestry, i.  346. 

proper,  vi.  203. 

property,  i.  397. 

properties,  ii.  414,  430. 

Q 

quellios,  vi.  271. 
quit,  i.  195. 


rapture,  v.  278. 
ready,  iii.  287,  iv.  486. 
receive  the  canvas,,  i.  207,  ii- 

469. 

recollected,  ii.  8. 
red  letter,  ii.  175. 
reduced,  iv.  50,  v.  432. 
reducing,  ii.  1O6,  526. 
remonstrance,  v.  190. 
resolv'd,  ii.  321,  iii.  379. 
rest  of  a  musket,  iii.  157,  iv. 

481. 

Ring  the,  play  of,  ii.  397- 
rise,  vi.  364. 
risse,  vi.  472. 


roarers,  wearing  feathers,  ii.  426 . 
Rosicleer,  ii.  411. 
rotten,  iv.  485. 
rover,  i.  108. 

rowel  of  knighthood,  ii.  277. 
rub,  i.  299. 
run  distaste,  iii.  111. 
running-horse,  shoed  with  gold, 
iv.  19. 


sable  twig,  v.  498. 

sallads,  Italian,  i.  141,  ii.  169. 

salt-cellar,  iii.  10. 

say,  i.  232,  vi.  348. 

scolopendra,  iii.  213. 

sconce,  iii.  138,  vi.  4O. 

Bellinger's  Round,  iv.  5. 

servant,  ii.  502. 

shape,  iv.  26,  506,  v.  350. 

shift,  iv.  498. 

shoes  that  shine,  iv.  298. 

shoot  compass,  ii.  85. 

short-hair'd  men,  v.  302. 

Shrove  Tuesday,  allusion  to  the 

turbulent  conduct  of  the 

apprentices  on,  iv.  479. 
sign  in  the  almanack,  allusion 

to  the,  iv.  593 . 
silence  me,  ii.  410. 
single  beer,  iii.  194. 
sirrah  Noverint,  i.  412. 
skills,  ii.  516. 

slick  and  shot-free,  iii.  128. 
son  of  earth,  ii.  449. 
spark,  ii.  387. 
stage,  the  poverty  of,  in  scenic 

representation,  ii.  43O. 
state,  vi.  262,  277- 
stools  on  the  stage,  iii.  282. 


taffeta  for  patches,  iv.  230. 
take  me  with  you,  iii.  202. 
tall,  i.  368,  iii."  246,  vi.  266. 


GLOSS  ART  AL  INDEX. 


521 


Termagant,  i.  157. 
than,  vi.  425. 
ticket,  ii.  383,  iii.  56. 
Tilly,  iii.  32?. 
Titelman,  ii.  333. 
topiarii,  satire  on  the,  v.  14. 
toter,  iv.  239. 
trundle-bed,  i.  309. 
trunks,  ii.  129,  433. 
trunks,  v.  383. 
trusses,  i.  19. 
tumbler,  vi.  48. 
turnpikes,  vi.  16. 
Tuttle,  i.  422. 


vein,  ii.  451. 
venue,  ii.  207. 

W 

Wallenstein,  allusion  to,iii.  335. 
want,  i.  277. 

wedding-ring  found  in  the  had- 
dock's belly,  iii.  82. 
where,  ii.  445,  vi.  334. 
wide  all  the  heaven,  iii.  395. 
wolf  that  sees  a  man  first,  i.  344. 
woodcocks,  i.  367,  "•  4OO. 
Writs,  vi.  32. 


FINIS. 


ERRATA. 


Vol.  III. 

p.  467,  line  13,  for  "  you"  read  "  your." 
p.  509,  line  4,  dele  "  great.1' 

Vol.  IV. 

p.  10,  last  line  but  two  from  the  bottom,  for  "  Lord  B."  read 

"  Lady  B." 
p.  36,  line  1,  for  " gentlemen'  read  "  gentleman'' 

Vol.  V. 

p.  33,  line  81,  for  "  Mai."  read  "  Tho." 

p.  216,  the  seventh  line  from  the  bottom,  for  "  Hort."  read  "  Ber." 

p.  25O,  the  fifth  line  from  the  bottom,  for  "  Hon."  read  "  Hort" 

p.  286,  line  6,  for  "  Sec."  read  "  Ant" 

p.  361,  line  4,  for  "  Lord"  read  "  Lon." 

p.  384,  line  9,  for  "  Paw."  read  "  Pac." 

p.  391,  line  12,  for  "  darkne"  read  "  darkness." 

p.  394,  line  7>  for  "  pistols"  read  "  pistoles." 

p.  419,  line  2,  for  "  Farn."  read  <l  Pip" 

p.  468,  line  1O,  for  "  Mar."  read  "  Mara.'' 

p.  471,  line  14,  for  "  spread"  read  "  spreads." 

Vol.  VI. 

p.  2,  line  1,  for  "  1562"  read  "  1659." 

p.  47,  line  14,  for  "  Alworth's"  read  "  Master  Alworth's." 


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