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Dumb-Bell 
of Brookjield 



By JOHN TAINTOR FOOTE 

FULL PERSONALITY 

FATAL GESTURE 

TRUB'S DIARY 

POCONO SHOT 

A WEDDING GIFT 

THE SONG OF THE DRAGON 

THE LOOK OF EAGLES 

DUMB-BELL OF BROOKFIELD 

THE LUCKY SEVEN 

BLISTER JONES 



Dumb-Bell 
of Brook fie Id 

BY 

John Taintor Foote 

Author of "The Look of Eagles/' 



"Blister Jones" etc. 

Foreword 

by 

Rex Beach 




D. Appleton-Century Company 

Incorporated 
New York London 

1936 



IX APPLETON AND COMPANY 



reserved. This book, or parts 
thereof, must not be reproduced in any 
form without permission of the publishers, 



Copyright, ItfIS, 1916, by the Phillips Publishing Company 
Printed in the United States of America 



To 



Of* 



FOREWORD 

THE first time I read "Dumb-Bell of 
Brookfield" I laughed and I cried. 
The second time I read it I laughed more 
and I cried more. The third time but I 
love dogs and I am emotional. If you are 
not a dog lover, do not read the book for 
it is an example of brief, simple, sincere 
writing that should bring joy to anybody, 
and I cherish the spiteful conviction that 
a person who does not love fine dogs does 
not deserve a fine book. He has missed 
so much anyhow that a little more cannot 
make any possible difference. 

Stories are great only when they are 
alive. This one lives. Its characters are 

real, breathing people, and such nice peo- 



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pie, moreover, that you will want to know 
them. You will wish that you knew Jim 
Gregory and his wife, the lovely lady of 
Brookfield, and Peter, and Leona, and 
Mr. Parmalee, and the rest. Above all, 
however, you will wish that you knew 
Dumb-Bell, or had known him before he 
came to his last point up there among the 
moaning pines, and held it. 

A thoughtful man once said that so long 
as we retain fish in our streams and wild 
game in our fields and our forests our 
civilization is safe. He also added that so 
long as we cherish dogs as companions, 
our institutions are pretty sure to last, and 
he explained his reasoning thus: the dog 
is the one useless domestic animal that has 
survived the ruthless economy of time, and 
his survival is due solely to his unique ca- 
pacity for unfaltering love and devotion. 
Even cats have a certain usefulness aside 
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from their entertainment value. So long 
as men respond to the reasonless, not to 
say misplaced, affection of dumb animals, 
there can be nothing seriously wrong with* 
their ideals. 

A book of genuine emotional appeal, 
that induces a man to look unashamed in- 
to his own heart, is worth while, and it will 
last as long as men's hearts are worth look- 
ing into. 

If ever you have gone into the field with 
a hunting dog, or raised and trained a 
litter of hunting puppies, or sat before the 
fire with a bird dog at your side, you will 
acknowledge that the setter is king of his 
kind. You will understand the Gregorys, 
too, and honor them for keeping the great 
Roderigo's throne empty until there came 
one who could sit upon it without shame. 
Of all the heroes that march through the 
pages of books, none is more valiant or 
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more steadfast than the little plumed 
Knight of Brookfield, he of the winged 
feet and the dauntless heart. Dumb-Bell 
was more than a champion, more than a 
dog, he was a gallant gentleman and a 
philosopher, and he held as his creed a 
truth that many of us would do well to 
pause and ponder over; namely, the way 
to gain a friend is to he one. 

REX BEACH. 



CONTENTS 

CHAPTEE 

FOREWORD ..... vii 

I. THE RUNT 3 

II. A RELUCTANT TRAVELER 59 

IIL DUMB-BELL'S CHECK .... 97 

IV. A PERMANENT INTRUDER . . .143 

V. DUMB-BELL'S GUEST .... 175 

VI. ORDERED ON 221 



THE RUNT 



THE RUNT 

THE king sat on his throne and 
blinked at the sunlight streaming 
through the French window. His eyes 
were pools of liquid amber filled with a 
brooding dignity, and kind beyond ex- 
pression. His throne was a big leather 
chair, worn and slouchy, that stood in 
the bay window of the Brookfield living- 
^oom. He had slept there all night, and 
it was time for a maid to come, open the 
French window, and let him out into 
ihe dew-washed rose garden. 

The king was old. He had seized the 

throne years before. He had been put 

on the train one day, with nothing but his 

pedigree and a prayer. He had come 

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home, six months later, champion of 
champions, greatest field trial setter of 
his time, lion-hearted defender of the 
honor of Brookfield. 

He never saw the inside of the kennels 
again. He had been given humbly the 
freedom of the house. After due sniff- 
ings at one place and another he had 
taken the leather chair for his own. From 
then on visitors were asked to sit else- 
where, if they didn't mind, because Tie 
might want his chair, and he was Cham- 
pion Brookfield Roderigo. 

So now the king sat on his throne, or 
rather lay curled up in it, with his long, 
deep muzzle resting on his paws. At the 
end of that muzzle was a nose. A nose 
uncanny in its swift certainty. A nose 
which had allowed him to go down wind, 
running like fire, stiffen in the middle of 
one of his effortless bounds, twist himself 



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in the air, and light rigid at a bevy a hun- 
dred feet away. He had done this again 
and again when only a "derby." He had 
done it in the National Championship un- 
til hard-riding men, galloping behind him, 
had yelled like boys, and Judge Beldon, 
mad beyond all ethics, had called across 
to another judge, "The dog never lived 
that could beat him, Tom!" 

This was a flagrant breach of form. 
It was unpardonable for a field trial 
judge to indicate his choice before the of- 
ficial vote. That night Judge Beldon 
apologized to the owner of the pointer, 
Rip Rap Messenger, who was running 
with, or rather far behind, the king at the 
time. 

But the owner of the pointer only said: 
"Forget it, Judge ! Why, I was as crazy 
as any of you. Man, oh, man, ain't he 
some dog!" 

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All this was long ago. It was no longer 
part of the king's life, and he was not 
thinking of those triumphant days of his 
youth. He wondered how soon the maid 
would come and let him out. Once in the 
garden he might find a toad under a rose- 
bush at which to paw tentatively. Per- 
haps he would dig up the piece of dog 
cake he had buried in the black earth near 
the sundial. And there was that mole the 
terrier had killed, it was certainly worth 
a sniff or two. No doubt a gardener had 
removed it by this time, though . * . 
meddlesome things, gardeners an un- 
guarded bone was scarcely safe a mo- 
ment when one of them was about! 

Where was that maid? Why didn't 
she come? Perhaps he had better take 
a little nap. He closed his eyes. . . . 
He never opened them again. The heart 
that had pumped so stanch a beat for 
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Brookfield decided to pump no more. A 
shudder passed over the king's body , . . 
then it was still. 

The maid came presently and called 
his name. When he didn't stir she went 
to the leather chair and looked, her eyes 
growing wide. She hurried from the 
room and up the stairs. 

"Mister Gregory, sir/' she panted at a 
door, "won't you come down, please? 
Roderigo he don't move. He don't 
move at all, sir!" 

She was beside the chair again when 
the master of Brookfield arrived in his 
dressing gown. 

"He don't move " she repeated. 

The master of Brookfield put his hand 
on the king's head. He slid his other 
hand under the king's body between the 
fore legs and held it there for a moment. 
Then he stooped, gathered a dangling 
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paw, and rubbed the raspy pad of it 
against his cheek. 

"No. He won't move any more/' he 
said. "Ask Mrs. Gregory to come down." 

When the mistress of Brookfield came, 
she kneeled before the king in a patch of 
the streaming sunlight at which he had 
blinked early that morning. She kneeled 
a long time, twisting one of the king's 
soft ears between her fingers. 

"He liked to have me do that," she 
said, looking up. 

The master of Brookfield nodded. 

The mistress of Brookfield bent until 
her lips were close to the ear she had been 
stroking. 

"Old lover . . . old lover!" she whis- 
pered. Then she got up suddenly and 
went out into the rose garden. 

And so there was a chair which no one 
ever sat in standing in the bay window 
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of the living-room. And it was under- 
stood that the chair would remain empty 
until a dog was born at Brookfield who 
could lie in it without shame. 

Highland Lassie was in disgrace. Her 
field trial record was forgotten. She had 
brought three puppies into the world and 
had smothered two of them before they 
were six hours old, 

"An' to think," wailed Peter, head ken- 
nel man at Brookfield, "the 'ussy's went 
an' rolled on the only Roderigo puppies 
this world'll ever see again! Look what 
she's got left one pup, an' 'im the runt 1" 
He poked the pinky-white atom with a 
stumpy forefinger, and Highland Lassie 
cuddled the puppy hastily to her side. 

Leona, the big blond waitress, removed 
a straw from Peter's coat and allowed her 
hand to linger on his sleeve. 
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"Are you not to your breakfast com- 
ing?" she asked. 

But Peter had forgotten for the time 
that her eyes were blue, that her bosom 
was deep, and that she looked like gold 
and milk and roses. 

"Breakfust?" he snorted. "An 5 what 
do I care about breakfust? 'Aven't I 
just told you she's gone an' killed two 
Roderigo pups, an ? 'im layin' out there 
in the orchard?" 

Leona gave a gentle tug at his sleeve. 

"Always more puppies there will be/' 
she said, and her words were like the notes 
of a flute. 

Peter straightened up and glared at 
her. 

"Always more puppies there will be!" 
he repeated with dreadful scorn. "You 
go back to the 3 ouse!" 

Leona departed with a quivering lip, 
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to have her statement swiftly verified. 
That very day Black-Eyed Susan became 
the mother of seven, of whom Dan Gath, 
winner of the Manitoba All Age, was the 
indifferent father. 

"A fine litter by a good young sire!" 
said Peter. "Brookfield ain't done yet. 
'Ow's that for a grand pup the second 
one there? 'E'll be a movin' picture, you 
'ear me!" 

"Maybe he'll be champion/' suggested 
a kennel boy, hopefully. 

"Champion!" said Peter. "So'll your 
grandmother. 'Ere, put some fresh 
straw in that corner an' don't you 
bother the bitch whilst you're doin' it, 
neither." 

But when the boy had gone Peter 
filled his pipe and stared thoughtfully at 
Black-Eyed Susan, her eyes still fever 
bright from birth pangs. 
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" 'E might at that, old gel/' said Peter 
softly. " 'E might at that/' 

Four months later the second puppy 
in the row of seven had grown into a 
thing of beauty that made you gasp when 
you saw him. From his proudly chiseled 
head to the glistening plume of his tail he 
was a triumph. 

"The grandest pup weVe ever bred at 
Brookfield!" said Peter. "For looks, 
that is," he added, glancing out toward 
the orchard. "Only for looks." 

Highland Lassie's puppy grew also, 
He lived in a land of plenty unshared by 
crowding brothers and sisters. He did 
not dine in frantic haste, but deliberately 
and at his ease, his soft-eyed mother 
watching. 

He was seldom disturbed by callers. 
Even the abundance he received failed 
to give him size. He could add nothing, 
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therefore, to the honor of Brookfield. 
He could only dim, a little, the glory 
of his sire and so they let him 
alone. 

Then weaning time came, and his 
mother neglected him more and more. 
At last she gave him up altogether, and 
he was left to his own devices. 

He tried hard to make the time pass* 
A spaiTow lighting in his runway was a 
great event. He would creep toward it, 
and at the proper distance would halt and 
stand rigid until the sparrow flew away. 
Sometimes the sparrow would fly to a 
wire above the kennel and make a shadow 
pn the ground. When this happened he 
pointed the shadow very carefully until 
it, too, was gone. Always he wished to 
pounce upon the sparrow, or its shadow; 
but he was a son of Roderigo the great 
Roderigo who never flushed a bird and 
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so he held his point, with no one there 
to see. 

Sparrows were few, however. They sel- 
dom came to his yard. In the long hours 
between their visits he was lonesome. He 
grew to have a wistful expression, and a 
grin that went to the heart. He seemed 
to be grinning at himself. The last son of 
Roderigo was a runt! It was a joke, a 
grim joke, and he grinned at it. 

When winter withdrew at last and 
spring marched over the hills to Brook- 
field, a great washing descended upon the 
kennels and no one escaped. 

Highland Lassie's puppy was smitten 
with the rest. He was taken by a ken- 
nel boy to the washroom and there he 
suffered in silence. The bath brought 
out his markings clearly, and after a 
casual glance at him Peter bent over and 
examined his left side, 
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"Now ain't that a curious mark?" he 
said. "It might 'ave been painted on 
'im, it's that perfect. It's like one of 
them things the strong man 'olds up in 
the circus I forget what you call 'em. 
TE's the runt, by the old dog out of the 
Lassie bitch, ain't *e?" 

"Yep," said the kennel boy. "He's all 
alone in ]S T o. 9 runway." 

"You 'aven't growed much, 'ave you?" 
said Peter. 

The wee son of Roderigo, his eyes still 
smarting from carbolic soap, looked up 
at Peter and grinned. 

Peter drew in his breath sharply. 

"BF me!" he said. "The beggar 
knows. . . . Not much doin' down there 
in No. 9, is there? 'Ow'd you like to 
see the world for a while?" 

Once more the puppy grinned up at 
him. 

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"All right/' said Peter. "I'll come an' 
get you when I'm through." 

An hour later Peter opened the gate of 
runway No. 9. 

"Come on out, Runt!" he said cheer- 
fully. And tne runt, for that, it seemed, 
was to be his name, came out. He stood 
for a moment, dazed by sudden freedom, 
then sped like an arrow far across the 
lawn. Peter's eyes lighted. 

" 'E can move !" he said. Then his face 
felL "Butwhat'U that get him?" he mut- 
tered. " ? E couldn't step over a lead 
pencil !" 

Each morning from then on the runt 
was let out to follow Peter about the 
place. Peter was in a cheerful mood 
these days. The master and mistress of 
Brookfield would soon return from Flor- 
ida, and he was anticipating a triumph. 
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!" he thought, as he brushed the shin- 
ing coat of the Dan 6-ath puppy. "Eh, 
Runt?" he said aloud. And the runt, 
who had been gravely watching, grinned. 

"I wish you'd quit that!" Peter told 
him. "It gives me the creeps!" 

When at last the great day came, Peter 
scorned delay. The mistress of Brook- 
field was still in her hat and gloves when 
she heard that he was waiting in the rose 
garden. 

"What does he want?" she asked. "I've 
hardly caught my breath!" 

She was told that he had something to 
show her. 

"Oh!" she said, and went to the terrace 
that looked down into the garden. 

Then Peter had his triumph. He was 
standing at the foot of the terrace in the 
sunshine, and by his side was a living 
marvel, new washed and glistening. 
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The mistress of Brookfield stared* 
breathless for a moment. 

"Oh, Peter!" she gasped. "He's a 
wonder dog! Bring him inside!" 

"Yes, mem/' said Peter, beaming. 

"Bring him to the living-room, Peter. 
Mr. Gregory's in there!" 

She turned to the door, failing to see 
that other who had followed Peter un- 
certainly into the rose garden. She was 
excited to begin with, and lie was very 
small. Also, he felt that he did not be- 
long in the sunshine beside the wonder 
dog; so he had hidden himself behind a 
rosebush and watched her through the 
leaves. 

When they went into the house and 
left him, he crept up the steps, crossed 
the terrace, and halted at the open door. 
, . . Peter had gone in here with the 
pretty lady, and it was his habit to fol* 
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low Peter. He put a timid forepaw 
across the threshold nothing happened, 
He tried the other paw still nothing 
happened. He caught the scent of Peter 
now, so slowly and with caution he took 
up the trail. 

Presently he came to a big room, and 
saw Peter and the pretty lady and a tall 
man looking at the wonder dog. He 
wished to keep out of sight until Peter 
was ready to go. The recess of the bay 
window seemed an excellent retreat and 
he slipped into it. A doggy smell came 
to him as he did so. He advanced and 
found a huge chair with bulging arms 
and a well-hollowed seat. 

He loved the chair at sight. It seemed 
so friendly and safe. It seemed to hold 
out its arms to him in welcome. Why, 
it actually seemed glad to see him! 
Perhaps it didn't know that he was a 
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runt, . . * He curled down into its soft 
hollow with a deep sigh of content- 
ment. 

The master of Brookfield was still star- 
ing at the wonder dog. 

"How did you do it, Peter?" he said 
at last. "He's too good to be true!" 

"'E'U be true/' said Peter, "if 
breedinll do it. 'E's by Dan Gath, out 
of Black-Eyed Susan. You get one 
like ? im out of a thousand matin's 
maybe." 

"He's handsome enough," said the 
master of Brookfield. "But what will 
he do in the field?" 

"Listen," said Peter; "I've 'ad 'im on 
larks a time or two, an' I'm tellin' you 
now, we never bred a faster, wider, 'igher- 
'eaded goin' pup . . . but one." He 
glanced toward the leather chair, and a 
look of bewilderment came into his face, 
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which changed to one of horror. "'Eavens 
above I" he said. "Look there I" 

They followed his gaze, conscious for 
the first time of a strange sound which 
rose and fell steadily in the bay window. 

Curled deep in Roderigo's chair was 
the runt, and, as Peter told the kennel 
men afterward, " ? E was snorin' that 'eavy 
you could "ear 'im all through the room." 

"And what the devil is that?" said the 
master of Brookfield, after a stunned 
silence. 

"The runt of the last litter by the old 
dog/' said Peter. "'E just come along." 

"Yes I see he did/' said the master 
of Brookfield, "Come here, you!" he 
called. 

The runt opened one eye, twitched his 
tail sleepily, and closed the eye again. 
That was all. 

A whip hung in the bay window. The 
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terrier who lived at the house could have 
told the runt what that whip was for. In 
a moment the tall man stood above him, 

"Get down out of that!" he said, and 
flicked the whip over the chair. 

The runt was frightened. The big 
chair was his only friend, it seemed. He 
shrank deeper into it as the whip was 
raised above him. 

"Don't! Please, Jim!" said the mis- 
tress of Brookfield. "He's so little. He'U 
learn soon enough." She came and took 
the runt by his scruff. "Get down, little 
mannie," she said, "this place isn't for 
you." 

"I 'ope not!" said Peter. 

"Never mind, Peter," she said. "It 
isn't his fault that he's little, and that 
was his daddy's chair. . . . Oh, Jim! 
See that dumb-bell on his side! Look! 
It's perfect!" 

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"That's too bad!" said the master of 
Brookfield, examining the mark. 

"Why too bad?" asked Mrs. Gregory. 

The master of Brookfield winked at 
Peter. 

"We'll never be able to lose him," he 
explained. "Will we?" he said to the 
runt, and the runt looked up and grinned. 

Mrs. Gregory gave a quick little gasp. 

"I hate such jokes!" she said. "Is he 
registered, Peter?" 

"No, mem," said Peter. 

"Well, register him as Brookfield 
Dumb-Bell and give him every chance." 
Suddenly she stepped close to the runt. 
"You two may have the beauty there," 
she flashed; "and his missy will look after 
him!" 

"Why, Chief!" said the master of 
Brookfield. 

"I don't care!" she said. "He's little 
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and I think he knows it and it isn't 
his fault!" Then she went out of the 
room. 

The master of Brookfield rubbed his 
chin thoughtfully. 

"Now what did we do, Peter?" he 
asked. 

It was a hot summer that year. Day 
after day the sun glared down at Brook- 
field, and the runt panted as he followed 
Peter. Often when visitors arrived and 
Peter was told to bring the wonder dog 
to the house the runt came along. 

He was always embarrassed during 
these visits. He felt smaller than ever in 
the stately rooms of the big house. But 
he remembered his friend the chair, and 
while the visitors were exclaiming over 
the wonder dog he would slip away quietly 
and crawl into it. 

He was whipped for this several times, 
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but he never seemed to learn; so at last 
he was put back in runway No. 9, where 
there were no chairs at all, only loneliness 
and an occasional sparrow. 

One day the master of Brookfield vis- 
ited the kennels. 

"Peter," he said, "ship the Dan Gath 
puppy to Ramsey, in Tennessee. Ship 
him tomorrow night. Wire Ramsey. 
. . . Hot, isn't it?" 

"What about 9 imf* said Peter, jerking 
his thumb toward a runway. 

"What do you mean?" asked the master 
of Brookfield. Then he saw the occupant 
of No. 9 staring wistfully out at Peter. 

"Oh!" he said, "you break him this fall 
for a shooting dog. He ought to have a 
nose on him." 

As Peter was going over a dog crate 
next day, he looked up to find the mis- 
tress of Brookfield watching him. 
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"Good morning, Peter," she said, 
"What's that crate for?" 

"I'm shippin' the Dan Gath pup away 
tonight, mem," said Peter. "'E's to 'ave 
a chance at the trials." 

"Why have you brought out only one 
crate?" asked the mistress of Brookfield. 

"I'm only shippin' one dog," said Peter, 
tapping away with his hammer. 

"Ah!" said she. "And when does the 
runt go?" 

"'E don't go," said Peter. "I'm to 
break 'im myself for a shootin' dog." 

"Peter!" said the mistress of Brook- 
field. 

"Yes, mem," said Peter uneasily. 

"Get out another crate, please." And 
when two crates stood side by side, the 
mistress of Brookfield touched one of 
them with her finger tips. 

"The little chap," she said, "goes in this 
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crate tonight. Do you understand me, 
Peter?" 

"Yes, mem," said Peter. 

"And, Peter tell Ramsey to send the 
training bills to me" 

"Yes, mem," said Peter. 

Two weeks later the mails brought a 
letter to Brookfield. It was addressed to 
Peter, and this is how it ran: 

Emeryville, Tennessee, R. JR. No. 4 

T> Sept. 6 9 19 

FRIEND PETER: r 

I take shame in telling you the small pup is 
lost. He found a bevy the first day I took him 
out, chased when they flushed, and I ain't seen 
him since. I've hunted the country over and 
offered big rewards. Tell Mrs. Gregory, and 
say a good word for me. The big pup is doing 
fine. I like every move he makes. I'll keep on 
looking for the little pup, and that's all at 
present. Yours ^ friendship? 

W. RAMSEY, 
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Peter sat on a sawhorse and slowly; 
read his letter. He moved to an over- 
turned grindstone, seeking a better light, 
and read it again. He looked up toward 
the house, a black pile against the setting 
sun, and whistled softly. 

"'Ell wiU be to pay shortly," he mut- 
tered, and moved reluctantly to his doom. 

The master of Brookfield had been to 
the cattle barns to watch the milking* 
When he returned he found that Peter 
was something of a prophet. He found 
his lady bathed in tears, Peter standing 
miserably before her, and maids running 
in all directions. 

"I'm going to Tennessee tonight 1" she 
gasped. "Read that!" 

"But, Chief!" said the master of Brook- 
field when he had read the letter. "You 
couldn't possibly do any good down there. 
If Ramsey, who knows every foot of the 
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country, can't find him, how can you ex- 
pect to?" 

"I'll send down a motor and ride all 
day," she told him. "You can come too 
and Peter and Felix to drive . . ." 

"Is that all?" he said. "We'll be quite 
a party. It's out of the question, my 
dear. . . . I'll tell Ramsey to double the 
reward and do everything possible. . . . 
You'll make yourself sick if you don't 
stop crying!" 

"We have lost him, you see! In spite 
of your horrid joke about it. Now I hope 
you and Peter are satisfied! I'll write to 
Ramsey!" she added ominously. "Oh, I'll 
write to Jiimf* 

When W. Ramsey, Esq., received a 
letter a few days later he whistled over 
it much as Peter had whistled over 
his. 

"I guess I'd better quit trainin'," he 
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muttered, "an 5 go to pup huntin' for a 
perfession!" 

And until he went West with his 
"string," the redoubtable Bill Ramsey,, 
high-priced specialist in the training and 
handling of field trial setters, turned his 
field work and yard-breaking over to an 
assistant, and scoured the country day 
after day. But no one had seen a "real 
small setter with a funny mark on his 
side," and he never found a trace of what 
he sought. 

Brookfield Beau Brummell No. 43721 
F. D. S, B., for such was now the won- 
der dog's official title, was taken to a 
country where he could go far, and fast, 
and wide. 

In the cramped valleys and thicket- 
rimmed fields of the East, bobwhite lives 
close to cover, and field trial dogs are edu- 
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cated in the land of the prairie chicken, 
where their handlers can keep them in 
sight for mile after level mile. 

The Beau was put down one morning 
with the veteran Rappahannock as guide, 
counselor, and friend. The sun was be- 
ginning to climb the eastern side of the 
huge blue void which domed an ocean of 
grass. 

"Hi, yah! Get away!" yelled Ramsey. 
Rappahannock, free of the leash, shot 
over a gentle rise and was gone. He had 
eaten up a good half-mile of country when 
the frostbitten grass began to whisper 
just behind him. He flattened out in a 
desperate effort to shake off the whisper, 
but the whisper grew to the soft pad, pad 
of flying feet, as the Beau, moving like 
oil, flowed past. 

Ramsey lowered his field glasses and 
smiled. 

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"Look out for that one, Mike!" he 
called to his assistant. "They've bred an- 
other bird dog at Brookfield!" 

As time went on and the Beau devel- 
oped into a prodigy of speed, range, and 
nose, Peter went about his work with a 
far-away look in his eyes. His body was 
at Brookfield, his spirit in Manitoba. 
The Beau would make his first start in 
the great Canadian stake, and "They 
can't beat him!" was the word that came 
from Ramsey. 

On the day the stake was run Peter 
sat on the grindstone and whittled. He 
spoke no word to anyone. Late in the 
evening the telephone bell rang in the 
kennels, but Peter never stirred. A ken- 
nel boy approached him timidly. 

"They want you up to the house," said 
the boy; and Peter closed his knife and 
rose. 

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He found the mistress of Brookfield in 
the living-room. Her cheeks were 
flushed, her eyes like stars. She was 
dancing about the master of Brookfield 
with a fluttering telegram in her hand. 

"Peter!" she said, "Oh, Peter! See 
what our boy's done!" 

Peter read the telegram, then looked 
at the master of Brookfield through half 
shut lids. 

"If they don't watch 'im VII likely take 
the National/' he said. 

"It's possible," said the master of 
Brookfield. "Yes, it's possible." 

"Why, of course," said Mrs. Gregory. 
"Didn't you know that? He's to be cham- 
pion. . . . Outclassed his field!" she sang. 
"Did you read that, Peter? Read it 
again." 

This was only the beginning. The Beau 
Swept through field trial after field trial, 
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piling victory upon victory. He won 
again in Canada. He came nearer home, 
into Illinois, to take the Independent All 
Age from the best dogs in the land. He 
went down into Georgia, and left his field 
gasping behind him in the select Conti- 
nental. He won "off' by himself," as 
Ramsey said, in the Eastern Subscription 
against twenty-five starters, and "every 
dog worth a million dollars !" 

He was certain to take the National. 
No other dog could stand his pace in the 
three-hour running of the Championship. 
Rival handlers conceded this, and Black- 
Eyed Susan came into her own. 

"Susan is trying not to look down on 
the rest of us, Peter," explained the mis- 
tress of Brookfield. 

Peter watched Black-Eyed Susan par- 
take of crackers and cream languidly, and 
from a silver spoon 
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"I can't say as ? ow you're 'elpin' 'er 
much," he said. 

Then suddenly Ramsey was smitten 
with inflammatory rheumatism, and the 
Beau was turned over to Scott Benson, 
who would handle him in his other en- 
gagements. 

"Don't worry," Peter told the master 
of Brookfield. "Scott's a good 'andler, 
It's all over, anyway, but the United 
States and the Championship. . . . Are 
you goin' down?" 

"To the National? Why, yes," said the 
master of Brookfield. He caught a wist- 
ful look in Peter's eyes. "Would you 
care to go?" he asked. 

Peter bent over and picked up a willow 
twig for whittling purposes. 

"Why, I expect the boys could look 
after things here for a day or two," he 
said. 

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The United States All Age was the 
last big stake Before the Champion- 
ship. On the morning after it was run, 
Peter was whistling as he sprinkled the 
whelping shed with disinfectant. Foot- 
steps crunched on the gravel outside and 
he stepped to the door. The master of 
Brookfield stood there with a newspaper 
in his hand. 

"He was beaten, Peter," he said* 

ff NoT said Peter. And after a si- 
lence "What beat 'im?" 

"Little Sam," said the master of 
Brookfield. 

"An' who is Little Sam?" asked 
Peter. 

"I don't know," said the master of 
Brookfield. "I never heard of him be- 
fore. Our dog was second. Herel Read 
it yourself." 

The dispatch was short: 
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Grand Junction, Tenn., Jan. 8. 
In the All Age stake of the United States 
Field Trial Club, Little Sam, lemon and white 
setter, handled by C. E. Todd, was first. Brook- 
field Beau Brummell, black, white, and ticked 
setter, handled by Scott Benson, was second* 
Thirty-two starters. 

"C. E. Todd!" said Peter. "Why, 
that's Old Man Todd 'e's eighty years 
old if 'e's a day ! What's 'e doin' back in 
the game?" 

"Don't ask me!" said the master of 
Brookfield. "He's back, it would seem, 
and he's brought a dog." 

"Do you think Vll start 'im in the Na- 
tional?" Peter inquired. 

"I presume so," said the master of 
Brookfield. "You're to bring the Beau 
home, Peter if he wins," 

"An 5 if 'e don't win?" asked Peter. 

"Why, thejL," said the master of Brook- 
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field, "he can stay in training and try 
again next year." 

Three days later the mistress of Brook- 
field stood with Black-Eyed Susan in the 
high stone arch of the front entrance. 
"You're to bring home the champion, 
Peter!" she called. "Don't fail us, will 
you? Susy and me? There's some light 
underwear in the black bag, Jim; it may 
be warm in Tennessee. Good-by . . . 
Good-by, Peter. . . , Your shaving 
things are in the small bag, Jim! Peter 
Peter! Don't forget Susy and me 
we'll be waiting!" 

"No, mem," said Peter stoutly. But 
as he watched the landscape slide steadily 
northward the ties clicked a fearsome re- 
frain: <f Little Sam!" they said, "Little 
Sam!" 

Grand Junction was reached at last. 
Scott Benson was the first to greet 
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them at the packed and roaring hotel. 

"Well," said the master of Brcokfield, 
"how does it look?" 

The trainer shook his head. 

"Bad, Mr. Gregory," he said. "We've 
got an awful dog to beat." 

"You mean the dog that old Todd's 
got?" said Peter. 

"Yes," said Scott. "That's what I 
mean but he ain't a dog." 

"What is 'e, then?" asked Peter. 

"He's a flyin' machine, with a tele- 
scope nose. You got a grand dog, Mr. 
Gregory, a grand dog. A gamer dog 
never lived he'll try all the way; but 
this here dog that old fool's got a 
hold of somehow ain't human. In three 
hours he'll find all the quail in the 
state!" 

"What's 'e look like, an* W's 'e bred?" 
Peter inquired. 

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Dumb -Bell of Brookfield 

"Get ready to laugh/' said Scott. "I 
forgot to tell you. His breedings un- 
known, an' he ain't as big as a stud 
beagle." 

That evening was a trial. Beau Brum- 
mell seemed forgotten. The hotel lobby 
echoed with the name of Little Sam. 

"He must be a great dog," smiled the 
master of Brookfield. "I'll enjoy seeing 
him run. I think I'll turn in now, Major, 
if you'll excuse me. I'm a little tired 
from the trip." 

Peter sat up longer, half listening to 
the babble about him. At last he became 
conscious of a hissing for silence as the 
secretary climbed to a table top and began 
to read the drawings for the National. 

"Belwin with Dan's Lady!" read the 

secretary, "Opal Jane with Rappahan- 

nock! Bingo with Prince Rodney!" and 

so the starters in the Championship were 

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paired. At last, at the very end, the sec- 
retary paused an instant and smiled 
grimly. "Brookfield Beau Bruznmell with 
Little Sam!" he read, and there was a 
roar that shook the hotel. 

Chuck Sellers leaped upon Peter and 
took him to his bosom. 

"Stick around, Pete!" he yelled. "Stick 
around fur the big show!" 

Peter shoved him aside. 

"I'm goin' to bed," he growled. "I 
*ope I get a decent ? oss tomorrow." 

But fate had a blow in store for Peter. 
In the scramble for mounts next morn^ 
ing, a big gray mule with a will of his 
own was "wished on him" as Chuck Sel- 
lers put it, and he devoted the next few 
hours to equestrianship. By the time the 
second brace was cast off he had con- 
quered, and he saw good old Rappahan- 
nock win on his courage from dashing 
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Dumb -Bell of Brookfield 

Opal Jane, who failed to last the three 
hot hours and was running slower and 
slower, with a dull nose, when they took 
her up. 

The Championship was run off smooth- 
ly. Brace after brace was put down, 
until at last came Thursday morning and 
the pair for which they waited. 

Peter had been having an argument 
with his mount, who hated to start in for 
the day. When it was settled he looked 
up to see an old man standing ahead of 
the judges, with a lemon and white setter 
who tugged and tugged to be gone. He 
was small beyond belief, this setter, so 
small that Peter rubbed his eyes. Then 
he rode down the line of horsemen until 
he found Chuck Sellers. 

"Don't tell me that's 'im, Chuck?" he 
said. 

"That's him/' said Chuck. 
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"Why, a bunch of grass'll stop 'im!" 
said Peter. " 'E ain't big enough to jump 
it." 

"He don't jump nothin'/' Chuck in- 
formed him. "He's got wings." 

"'E may lose 'em before three hours," 
said Peter. "'Im an' 'is breedin' un- 
known." 

"Maybe," said Chuck. "Here's the 
dog to clip 'em, or it can't be done," and 
he pointed to Beau Brummell going out 
to his position. 

He was still the wonder dog, a glory 
every inch of him, and a murmur of ad- 
miration rippled down the line of horse- 
men. . , . Peter felt a sudden glow of 
pride and hope. 

But it didn't last. The next moment 

he was watching a white speck fade away 

across the stubble. As it grew dimmer 

and dimmer so did Peter's hopes. The 

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white speck was Little Sam, breeding un- 
known. WJien he whirled and came to 
point, at the far edge of the woods, Brook- 
field Beau Brummell was a hundred feet 
behind. 

Peter was among the stragglers in the 
stampede across the field which followed. 
When he reached the mass of waiting 
horsemen, Old Man Todd was being 
helped out of his saddle to shoot over his 
dog. 

With a feeling of numb despair Peter 
looked for the master of Brookfield. He 
saw him at last, sitting his horse a little 
apart from the crowd, his face the color 
of ashes. 

Peter rode to him quickly. 

"What's the matter, sir?" he asked. 
"Are you unwell?" 

The master of Brookfield kept his eyes 
on the pointing dog. 
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"Look!" he said, "look!" And Peter 
looked at Little Sam. Then his heart 
skipped a beat, fluttered, and sent the 
blood surging against his eardrums. 

Little Sam had his bevy nailed. He 
stood as though of stone. He looked like 
white marble against the dark of the 
woods. And on his side, his left and 
nearest side, was a perfect lemon dumb- 
bell. . . . 

"My Gawd !" said Peter. "My Gawd!" 

He swung his eyes along the woods and 
found another statue. It was Beau 
Brummell, still as death itself, in honor 
of his brace mate. 

"My Gawd!" said Peter again. 
"What'll we do?" 

"Nothing now" said the master of 
Brookfield. "Let the best dog win." 

A man should only whisper while the 
championship is run, but Peter rose in his 
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Dumb -Bell of Brookfield 

stirrups, not fifty feet from a brace on 
point, and disgraced himself forever. 

"My money's on the old dog's blood," 
he howled; "ari let the best dog win!" 

"Peter! Peter!" said the master of 
Brookfield, and took him by the arm. 

"I forgot," said Peter sheepishly. 

There have been field trials in the past, 
there will be field trials in the future. But 
those who saw the whirlwind struggle be- 
tween the great Beau Brummell and the 
white ghost with the magic nose will not 
listen while you tell of them. Eighteen 
bevies they found that day, and they went 
at top speed to do it. Not a bird was 
flushed as they flashed into point after 
dazzling point, backing each other like 
gentlemen. 

It was perfect bird work, done with 
marvelous speed, and the Beau had the 
sympathy of those who watched, for they 
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knew that he was beaten, He had every- 
thing that makes a champion, including 
looks and heart. But the little white dog 
who skimmed from one covey to the next 
was more than a champion he was a 
miracle. The blazing soul of Roderigo 
had leaped to life in this, his son, and 
would not be denied. 

An hour or more had passed when 
Chuck Sellers thought of Peter and 
sought him out to offer what consolation 
he could. 

"The little dog may quit, Pete/' he 
said, "any time now. It's the last half 
that tells on the short-bred ones," 

Then Peter gave the puzzled Chuck a 
wide calm smile. 

"Nothing is certain in this 'ere world," 
he said. "But I'll tell you one thing that 
is. That little dog won't quit till the 
pads wear off his feet." 
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Dumb -Bell of Brookfield 

And Peter was right. The announce- 
ment of the new champion finished with 
"breeding unknown." 

The crowd swarmed toward the win- 
ner, who grinned as they closed about him. 
They had never seen a National Cham- 
pion without a pedigree^ and they pushed 
and pulled and laughed and hooted. 

A Field reporter was yelling at Old 
Man Todd above the noise. 

"The country wants to know this dog's 
breeding, old man/' he said, "And it's 
got to be traced, if possible." 

"He am' got no breeding I tell you!" 
screamed Old Man Todd. "He's a nig- 
gah-raised dawg jes' a niggah-raised 
dawg!" 

The runt was frightened. It must be 
terrible to be a nigger-raised dog, or all 
these men wouldn't glare at him and yell! 
He remembered leaving the place where 



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the big house was, long ago, and riding 
on a train. He remembered running for 
miles and miles until he had found that 
nice shed where he could rest. A black 
man had come to the shed and given him 
some milk. He drank it all and went to 
sleep. 

Next he remembered hunting birds 
with the black man every day. One day 
an old man had watched him find some 
birds and had talked with the black man. 
Then he was taken away by the old man, 
and had hunted birds with him ever 
since* 

They had had a good hunt today. But 
now he was tired, and they all yelled at 
him so Then someone pushed and 
fought his way through the crowd, and 
the runt was glad to see him, for it was 
Peter, whom he had followed long ago. 

The runt went to him quickly, and 
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Dumb -Bell of Brookfield 

Peter fell on one knee and put an arm 
about him. 

"Runt!" said Peter. "Runt! You're 
yer daddy's own son!" 

The runt grinned, and Peter put him 
down and took hold of the leash. 

"Let go of this, Old Man/' he said. 

It is not a good thing to win the cham- 
pionship with a "niggah-raised" dog when 
that dog has been advertised over an en- 
tire state as lost. Old Man Todd looked 
into Peter's eyes. 

"Why why " he began, and stopped. 
Then his fingers unclosed from the leash 
and he backed slowly into the crowd. 

Peter whirled about and faced the re- 
porter, with the runt close at his side. 

"Now, Mr. Reporter/' he said, "you 

can put in your paper that Brookfield 

Dumb-Bell by Champion Brookfield Rod- 

erigo 'as won the National. You can say 

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the new champion is out of Brookfield 
'Ighland Lassie, You can tell 'em 'e was 
bred and whelped at Brookfield and 
now Vs goin' 'ome." 

The reporter was dancing up and down. 
His face was red and he had lost his hat. 

"How can I verify this?" he yelled. 
"How can I verify this?" 

Suddenly the runt saw the tall man who 
lived in the big house he dimly remem- 
bered. He had always been afraid of the 
tall man he was so quiet. He was quiet 
now. He didn't yell at all, but when he 
held up his hand everybody kept still. 

"I can verify it for you," he said, 

"Mr. Gregory!" said the reporter. 
"Good, very good excellent! Will you 
let me have the facts as quickly as pos- 
sible, please? I've got to catch the even- 
ing papers !" 

Peter didn't stay to hear what the tall 



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man said, and the runt was glad for he 
was tired. But Peter put him on a train 
and he couldn't sleep it jiggled so, and 
the baggage man gave him part of his sup- 
per. When other men came into the car, 
the baggage man pointed to him and said 
something about "National Champion/' 
and "worth ten thousand dollars," and the 
men came and stared at the runt. 

At last they got out of the train, and 
he and Peter and the tall man rode in an 
automobile till they went through some 
gates, and the runt saw the lights of the 
big house shining through the trees. 

"Where shall I take him," asked Peter, 
"to the kennels?" 

The tall man dropped his hand on the 
runt's head. 

"I think not, Peter," he said; and they 
all got out at the front door. 

As they came into the hall someone 
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called from upstairs, and the runt recog- 
nized the voice of the pretty lady. 

"Oh, Jim!' 5 said the voice. "Why didn't 
you wire? Did Beau Brummell win?" 

"No," said the tall man. "He was run- 
ner up," 

"Oh!" said the voice, and then nothing 
more for a while, and the runt could hear 
the big clock ticking in the hall. 

"Is Peter there?" said the voice at last. 

"Yes, mem," said Peter. 

"You went back on Susy and me, didn't 
you, Peter?" said the voice. 

"Come down here, Chief!" said the tall 
man. "Unleash him!" he directed in a 
low voice, and Peter did so. 

The runt threw up his head and sniffed. 
He was so tired by now that his legs were 
beginning to shake, and he wanted a place 
to lie down . . . then suddenly he re- 
membered. He walked to the living-room 



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and peered in. ... Yes, there was his 
friend the chair, holding out its arms to 
him. . . . The runt gave a deep sigh as 
he curled himself into it. 

The tall man who had followed laughed 
softly. 

"And that's all right!" he said. 

Just then the pretty lady came in, 

"Why what dog is that?" she asked. 

"Don't you know?" said the tall man. 

The pretty lady stared at the runt very 
hard. He became uneasy, and grinned. 
The pretty lady shrieked and ran to him. 

"Little mannie!" she said, hugging him 
until he could feel her heart beating 
against his side. "Where did they find 
you, little mannie?" 

"At Grand Junction," said the tall 
man. 

"What was he doing there?" asked the 
pretty lady. 



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"A good deal/' said the tall man. 

The pretty lady gave the runt a last 
big squeeze, then she straightened up, 

"Oh, Runt!" she said. "Darling Runt 
you're just as bad as ever!" She put 
her hand on his collar. "Come!" she said. 
"This place isn't for you." 

But the tall man stepped forward, and 
took her hand from the collar. His eyes 
were shining queerly and his voice was 
husky. 

"Let him alone, my dear!" he said. 
"Let him alone!" 

It was nice of the tall man to do this, 
thought the runt. He must have known 
how tired, how very tired, he was. He 
curled himself deep in the chair and began 
to snore, ... In his dreams he heard 
the tall man talking, and then the pretty 
lady bent above him, and a wet drop fell 
on his nose. 

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A RELUCTANT TRAVELER 



II 

A RELUCTANT TRAVELER 

LEON" A was a Catholic, Also, 
adored church weddings. Also, she 
was aided and abetted in her madness, 
and Peter was sunk in gloom. 

From the bottom of his soul he favored 
an unostentatious, not to say stealthy, 
visit to the justice of the peace. Why 
prolong this hour of pain? Why be batch- 
ered to make a Brookfield holiday? 

Beyond all doubt his new shoes would 
hurt him. His boiled shirt would creak 
when he breathed. He would har/e to 
wear suspenders, which he loathed, and 
lately there had been a growing murmur 
in favor of kid gloves. 

His collar would choke him; Kiit this 
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Dumb -Bell of Brookfield 

would be a transitory affliction. Nature, 
kind nature, would aid him here: before, 
during, and immediately following the 
ceremony he would, as he told himself, 
"sweat to beat 'ell." 

He was justified in this prophecy. At 
the mere recollection of the wedding of 
Felix and Minnie he broke into a gentle 
perspiration. He remembered how that 
laundress, the fat one, who was by nature 
a tearful person, had turned the ceremony 
into a cataclysm of grief. He remem- 
bered how at the dance which followed 
the wedding he himself had been forced 
to take a turn with the bride, and how, 
after one round of the carriage house, she 
had informed him that it was lucky she 
was going to Niagara Falls because it was 
now doubtful if she could ever find enough 
cold water to relieve her feet. 

Well, at any rate, there would be no 
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trip to Niagara Falls for him ; there were 
certain limits beyond which he would not 
be driven. Leona had suggested it, of 
course. But the new brick cottage near 
the kennels was finished and furnished 
and waiting. He would make no "'oly 
show" of himself at the station, "dodgin' 
shoes an' such!" That was final. 

Then one morning he was passing the 
stables and was halted by a harrowing 
spectacle. The doors of the carriage house 
stood open. Clustered about the victoria 
was a chattering feminine group who bent 
to their dreadful task with giggles and 
much white ribbon. 

Between a rage and a panic Peter 
sought the master of Brookfield. 

"Beggin' your pardon," he began. 
"But this 'ere 'as gone far enough." 

The master of Brookfield was spending 
a dreamy hour in the gun room among 
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Dumb -Bell of Brookfield 

a welter of firearms, fishing tackle, the 
game heads of four continents, and the 
smell of oil and leather. He looked up 
vaguely from a battered tin box choked 
with salmon flies, and blinked at Peter. 

"If that's the case, let's stop it," he said. 
"But what are you talking about?" 

Peter raised a quivering finger. "I am 
a plain man!" he roared. 

"Granted," said the master of Brook- 
field. 

"I'm no frog-eatin' French shofer!" 

"True," said the master of Brookfield. 

"An 5 ," declared Peter, "I'll not drive 
'ome in nothing with ribbons on it!" 

The master of Brookfield picked up a 
patent reel and turned quickly to the 
window. He became absorbed in the 
reel's mechanism for some moments. 

At last, with his back to Peter, he 
spoke. "I suppose you've told Leona?" 
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"I 'ave not," said Peter, "an' 'ere's 
why: She 'as every female on the place 
behind 'er. I 'ave gave up on this 'ere 
church notion, with 'alf the town there an' 
Father Vincent in 'is shirt tail sayin' 'okus 
pokus at me. I 'ave gave up on kid gloves. 
I 'ave gave up on 'avin' a stinkin' posy 
pinned to me. But drivin' 'ome in a 
bloomin' birdcage is more than I will 
do." 

"Well, that settles it, doesn't it? Why 
do you come to me?" 

Peter glanced cautiously about him, 
and directed a meaning look at the master 
of Brookfield. "Be'ind all this/' he con- 
fided hoarsely, "is the missus!" 

"Ah!" said the master of Brookfield. 

"Could you now/' said Peter, "be of 
*elp to me in that quarter?" 

The master of Brookfield shook with a 
sudden spasm of coughing. When he 
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Dumb -Bell of Brookfield 

was sufficiently recovered he extended his 
hand to Peter. 

"We'll make a try of it," he said. "But 
I'm afraid we don't amount to much at a 
time like this, Peter. 5 ' 

A moment later they were advancing 
manfully on the breakfast-room. 

"Chief/' began the master of Brook- 
field, "we have a complaint to make." 

Mrs. Gregory broke a French roll 
crisply in haif. 

"The cream, please, Leona," she said. 
"Well, what is it?" she inquired over her 
coffee cup. 

"Peter shrinks from the spectacular," 
explained the master of Brookfield. "He 
is a believer in er quiet simplicity. He 
objects* particularly, to ribbons on his 
carriage. Couldn't you get along without 
this feature?" 

As the last words fell from the lips of 
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A Reluctant Traveler 

the master of Brookfield, Leona forgot a 
lifetime's training. She shot one venom- 
ous glance at Peter, and burst into 
tears. 

"Like that he is!" she sobbed. "Al- 
ways like that he is. Nothing does he 
think of but p-p-puppies." She made a 
hasty clutch at her apron and the cream 
jug tilted a yellow pool straight into Mrs. 
Gregory's lap. "Ah !" came a wail of hor- 
ror from Leona. "Pardon, madam." 

Confusion and the flourishing of nap- 
kins followed. Despite them, when the 
mistress of Brookfield could rise from the 
table the front of her morning gown was 
a woeful sight. She patted the grief- 
stricken Leona reassuringly, and turned 
to Peter. 

"Now, I hope you're satisfied!" She 
said, and swept from the room. 

"You see?" said the master of Brook- 
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Dumb -Bell of Broofyfield 

field when they were safely in the gun- 
room once more. 

Peter nodded gloomily. "Oh, IVe gave 
up on that," he said; "but you 'ear me 
now I'll not go to Nihagara Falls!" 

Leona had accused Peter of thinking 
only of puppies. This, however, was not 
true. For instance, as his wedding day 
drew near he was particularly concerned 
over Peg o' My Heart, who was on the 
verge of motherhood and who turned list- 
lessly from the most tempting morsels 
he could offer. 

"What is it, old lady?" asked Peter. 
"'Ere's a nice piece of liver now. Be a 
good gel and take it! No? Well 'ow 
about this good warm milk? The little 
'uns'll need it. Come on now, Peggy 
dear!" 

At his urging Peggy sniffed at the milk 
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bowl, then lapped a swallow or two. She 
drew back, thanked Peter with a wave of 
her tail, and sank down into the straw. 

Peter lifted her muzzle and stared into 
her eyes. He found them dark and glit- 
tering, and his own narrowed with anxi- 
ety. 

"What is it?" he asked once more, and 
Peggy voiced her trouble with a gentle 
whine. "Yes, I know," Peter told her 
softly; but this was not the truth. He 
could only, like the most pompous of 
whiskered medicos, guess and guess 
again. 

However, he got his thermometer from 
the medicine chest, and shook his head 
over the tiny line of quicksilver a moment 
later. . . . This much he knew: Brook- 
field Peg o' My Heart, bench and field 
trial winner, with the blood of twenty 
champions in her veins, faced her ac- 



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couchement with a temperature of one 
hundred and three. 

Peter looked up from the thermometer 
to find Leona standing in the doorway. 
She had a slim white box in her hand and 
a warm, shy look in her eyes. 

"For you/' she said. "From me. To- 
morrow you wear it when when " She 
became speechless, flushing hotly. 

Peter took the box automatically, 
opened it and beheld a lavender tie of 
knitted silk. He gazed at the tie vaguely 
for a moment, replaced the cover, and put 
the box in his pocket. 

"This 'ere bitch," he said, "ain't weU 
by no means." He stooped over Peg o' 
My Heart. "If you're going to the 'ouse," 
he threw over his shoulder, "telephone 
Slosson to come out 'ere.' 1 

The warm, shy look fled swiftly from 
Leona's eyes. The flush left her cheek* 
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A Reluctant Traveler 

as they paled with indignation. She had 
knitted the tie with her own fair hands 
and had gone back through rows and rows 
to recover a stitch not even dropped but 
loosely woven. 

A silence that bristled followed Peter's 
words. At last he glanced her way. 

"Did you 'ear me?" he inquired, and 
was shocked by the countenance of his 
bride-to-be. Wrath blazed in her eyes. 
Scorn curled her lips. Her chin quivered 
ominously. Even as he opened his lips to 
ascertain the cause of her displeasure she 
turned stiffly from him and was gone. 

Peter regarded the empty doorway for 
a moment with a puzzled frown. 

"Now what?" he said aloud. Then he 
shut his jaws. "If it's Nihagara Falls/' 
he muttered, "she can take on till the cows 
come 'omf- 'er an' the missus, too." 

He spent the next few hours with Peg 
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o' My Heart, and Powder and Shot 
howled a protest to him as he passed their 
runway. They were the pick of the first 
litter by Brookfield Dumb-Bell, were 
through with yard breaking, and should 
have gone afield that day. 

"I'll thank you for less noise," Peter 
told them. "You'll get your run tomor- 
row. " He made the promise in good faith, 
and then it dawned on him what day to- 
morrow was. He grinned sheepishly* 
"On the 'ole," he decided, staring at the 
wildly eager Powder and Shot, "I'll 'ave 
my 'ands full tomorrow, I expect." 

Then he remembered that Peg o' My 
Heart had never had distemper. She 
showed no signs of the disease, but he did 
not know what ailed her as yet, and until 
her malady developed these youngsters 
would be better farther from the whelp- 
ing shed. He put them on leash and took 
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A Reluctant Traveler 

them to a runway at the extreme end of 
the line. 

"In you go/' he said, and closed the 
gate in their despairing faces. 

Through such small incidents as this 
come large affairs. The runways at 
Brookfield have two feet of grouting be- 
low the fences. In this particular run- 
way the frost had been at work that win- 
ter. It had lifted the grouting and forced 
up the east fence several inches. Peter 
had noticed this some months before and 
had removed the inmate of the runway 
also the loose grouting, intending to repair 
the damage Jtater. 

And now, with the pressure of events 
distracting him, he had forgotten; and 
Powder and Shot, after a careful inspec- 
tion of their new quarters, set joyfully to 
work. Inside that fence was a dreary 
world in which the hours dragged by on 
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Dumb -Bell of Brookjield 

leaden feet. Outside was a heaven con- 
taining Peter and the rolling fields. To 
reach it one must dig industriously; but 
what was a little digging? 

They dug until the moon came up to 
watch their labors. They rested toward 
morning, and when the sun rose a kennel 
boy brought them food and went his way, 
and then for hours they were undisturbed, 

It was queer how quiet it was at the 
kennels. They missed Peter's morning 
inspection. They missed his footsteps 
and his voice and his whistle. Well, he 
was somewhere outside, that was certain. 
. . . The situation seemed to require more 
digging. 

By nine o'clock, Powder, who was a 
shade the smaller, squeezed, with a whim- 
per of excitement, to freedom. 

Shot wailed in agony and flung himself 
at the hole. By a desperate effort he won 
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through, leaving a tuft of hair behind him. 

He gave a triumphant yelp, then shot 
down the line of runways. He met Pow- 
der, a white flash, returning, and together 
they explored the kennel house. The 
scent of Peter was all about, but Peter 
himself was strangely absent. Well, he 
had worked them over the marshy ground 
by the creek the last time he had taken 
them out. There were snipe in the marsh. 
Perhaps Peter was looking for snipe ! . . . 
They went over the hill toward the marsh 
like twin streaks. 

Peter was not at the marsh, but they 
found a fat jacksnipe, and they chased it 
madly across the oozy meadows while the 
snipe said: "Scai-ip! Scai-ip!" and they 
acquired a coating of black muck and 
green slime. 

The snipe became disgusted at last and 
disappeared in the sky, and their thoughts 
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returned uneasily to Peter. They had 
chased, which was wrong. Guilt was 
heavy on their souls. They must find 
Peter, take a whipping if necessary, and 
be forgiven. 

They turned homeward and scoured the 
place from end to end. At last Shot 
found a trace of Peter in the drive. He 
followed the scent until it disappeared 
unaccountably. It was replaced by the 
smell of rubber tires. Ah, that was it! 
Peter had gone away on the thing that 
made the rubber smell. To find Peter it 
was necessary to follow the rubber smell. 
He explained this to Powder, and a mo- 
ment later they arrived at the main gates 
and the wide road leading out into the 
world. 

They hesitated here. They had never 
been off the place before. It was a tre- 
mendous venture; but the trail of the 
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rubber smell led straight away from the 
gates. They sniffed at it, whined anx- 
iously, then slowly it drew them on. 

There had been friction between the 
groom and the best man. It had de- 
veloped over the groom's toilet. In par- 
ticular, a fawn-colored waistcoat which 
the best man had extracted from his own 
wardrobe had proved an irritant. It had 
taken all of ten minutes to persuade the 
groom that its splendors would not trans- 
form its wearer into a "'oly show." 

At last this was accomplished, a coat 
was slipped on over the waistcoat, and a 
whisk broom applied to the tout ensemble. 

"An' now," said Peter ungratefully, "I 
'ope to Gawd you're through." 

Griggs, the butler, stepped back and 
surveyed his work with growing pride. 
He had felt his task to be hopeless until 
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now; but he had builded better than he 
knew. The result surprised him. 

"Not bad," he said, revolving slowly and 
with half shut eyes about Peter's person. 
"Very genteel, I should say, if you ask 
me. Try to stand more as if you was 
made of something besides cement." 

He smoothed a lapel, tweaked the lav- 
ender silk tie, and withdrew a boutonniere 
from Peter's shaving mug. 

"Mrs. Gregory's orders," he said firmly, 
as he pinned the flowers to a shrinking 
bosom. "If you'd take things as they 
come," he suggested, "you'd 'elp appear- 
ances by sweating less profuse." 

A gleam of satisfaction flickered for an 
instant in Peter's dripping countenance. 

"I'll 'andle that matter to suit myself," 
he stated. 

Griggs consulted his watch. 

"Well, take 'old of yourself," he ad- 
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A Reluctant Traveler 

vised. "I must 'ave you at the church in 
ten minutes. 'Ere's the motor now. . . . 
Kindly put that chewing tobacco back 
where you got it!" 

Ten minutes later Peter was staring 
fixedly at nothing. His eyes were glazed, 
his knees shook, his hands had become ex- 
traordinarily prominent. There stretched 
before him a white-ribboned aisle that cut 
a blurred mass of rustling, whispering, 
staring humanity squarely in half. All 
Brookfield was there, of course, and most 
of the village besides; but Peter knew 
them not as individuals. They were noth- 
ing but eyes, devouring eyes, that feasted 
on the very soul of him as it palpitated 
somewhere beneath the fawn-colored 
waistcoat. 

Then a face swam out of the blurred 
mass before him, and it was the face of 
the master of Brookfield, and it grinned 
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mockingly at Mm and then faded away. 

There was a sort of moaning sound, 
and Peter knew that it came from the 
organ, and then the church door filled and 
there bore down on him a floating cloudy 
whiteness, and somewhere in it was a 
new pair of eyes, big and blue and mys- 
terious. 

The mistress of Brookfield cooed once 
with delight. 

"Isn't she adorable, Jim?" she gasped. 
"And Peter, I'm proud of Peter, too. . . . 
It's going splendidly!" 

The master of Brookfield gave the bride 
a brief glance. Then his fascinated eye 
swung back and settled on a lavender tie, 
white boutonniere and fawn-colored waist- 
coat. 

"Superb!" he murmured, and bowed his 
head in the darkest corner of the pew. He 
looked up at last just as Father Vincent 
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rolled forth the first sonorous Latin of 
the service. 

Then the master of Brookfield became 
conscious of a vague and rustling murmur 
from the back of the church. He heard 
the booming voice of Father Vincent fal- 
ter. He turned toward the growing mur- 
mur, and a look of such unhallowed joy 
came into his face that the mistress of 
Brookfield marveled, and quickly fol- 
lowed his glance with her own* Her face 
froze with horror as she did so. 

Down the ribboned aisle, the rubber 
smell discarded for the more certain scent 
of Peter's footsteps, came two animated 
mops of dust and swamp ooze. They 
came swiftly, surely, and they threw them- 
selves with abandon at Peter, whom they 
had come so far to find. 

The next few moments were full to 
overflowing. It is a pleasure to record 
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Dumb -Bell of Brookfield 

that the best man was equal to the emer- 
gency. He plunged to the rescue of the 
groom or was it the fawn-colored waist- 
coat? at the expense of his own apparel. 
He succeeded in fastening a pudgy hand 
on Powder's collar, but the fingers of his 
other hand closed wildly on one of Shot's 
long, silky, sensitive ears, and Shot raised 
his voice in a despairing wail. 

Father Vincent had thus far proved 
his mettle. He had no more than hesi- 
tated for an instant at the first whirl- 
wind entrance of the puppies. Then, 
without a visible tremor, he continued the 
service. 

But now the groom was moved to 
speech. He glared once at the worthy 
Griggs, and addressed Father Vincent 
briefly. 

"'Old your 'orses," he said. He whirled 
and advanced on the best man, and fire 
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was in his eye, "'Aven't you no sense?" 
he inquired. "Do you think you can 'old 
a setter by the ear. 'E ain't a 'og nor yet 
a calf! Leggo of 'im!" 

Griggs obeyed, and Shot flew to his 
rescuer with a whine of gratitude. 

"'Ow," said Peter, advancing another 
step, "would you like for a big fat-'anded 
bum to take 'old of your ear?" 

Griggs backed hurriedly against the 
chancel railing, still holding Powder me- 
chanically by the collar. Peter pointed 
to the puppy. 

"Leggo of 'im, too/' he ordered, and 
Griggs's nerveless fingers unclosed from 
the collar. 

"A setter's ear," explained Peter to 
the awestricken front pews, "is that deli- 
cate it ought never to be touched, 'ardly, 
let alone 'anging to it." 

At these words a distressing thing oc- 
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curred. For some moments the master 
of Brookfield, unnoticed for the time 
being, had been rocking back and forth as 
though in terrible agony. But now at- 
tention swung his way, for there burst 
from him a sound difficult to describe. It 
was as though a hen, afflicted with bron- 
chitis, were attempting to cackle. That 
he was suffering there could be no doubt, 
for he writhed in his seat. Quite suddenly 
he disappeared altogether, and those near- 
est him realized that he had collapsed en- 
tirely, and now half sat, half lay, in the 
corner of the pew. 

The mistress of Brookfield bent over 
him. Her attitude was one of tender so- 
licitude. It was deceiving, however. 

"Jim Gregory/' she hissed, "sit up this 
instant !" 

Strange words, harsh words, to a man 
overtaken by a dire seizure, and the mas- 
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ter of Brookfield sent back a husky ap- 
peal for mercy. 

" 'I am dying, Egypt, dying/ " he in- 
formed her. 

His life partner proved herself a cruel, 
a heartless woman. She straightened up 
and sat stiffly erect, coldly, proudly pale. 

"I'll not forgive you!" she told him, 
looking straight before her, and added, 
regardless of her grammar, "Never!" 

All this is minor detail. The central 
figure was Peter, who proved at this 
moment his right to the attention of the 
audience. He turned from the abashed 
and shrinking Griggs and uttered one 
word. 

"'Eel !" he said. 

Powder and Shot now did their mentor 
proud. They obeyed the command in- 
stantly, and halted just behind Peter, one 
to the right, one to the left of him. Peter 
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took his place at Leona's side, the puppies 
following. 

"Charge!" he ordered. 

Powder and Shot sank dutifully down 
behind him. Peter gave Father Vincent 
a look of supreme triumph. 

"'Ow's that/' he inquired in a confiden- 
tial whisper, "for only eight months?" 

Father Vincent did not reply. His 
face, which had been cherry red, became 
a vivid purple. Above all else he wished 
to meet the eye of the master of Brook- 
field. He knew, however, that to do so 
would be fatal. He made a supreme 
effort. 

"Join hands," he directed; and then, 
despite the countenance of the bride, 
which seemed to hold in check the light- 
ning's blast, he went on with the service, 
while Powder and Shot, their heads tilt- 
ing now and then to hear the better, gave 
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his flowing Latin a close, a respectful 
.attention. 

They were good. They were good as 
gold, and Peter swelled with pride. His 
face shone with it as he turned at last 
from the altar, a bachelor no longer. 
There remained, however, the long jour- 
ney down a lane of whispering humans. 
Would Powder and Shot stand this acid 
test? 

"'Eel!" commanded Peter with some 
anxiety. He was rewarded by such 
prompt obedience that he was reassured, 
He began the march down the aisle in 
visible triumph. Then, as he passed the 
pew wherein was the mistress of Brook- 
field, he received a dagger glance that 
made him falter. He looked uneasily be- 
hind him to see if the puppies were at heel. 
They were; but Leona, unfortunately* 
was three paces in the rear of them. 
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Then Peter remembered. He had been 
told to bear his bride from the altar on 
his right arm. He slackened his pace 
tzntil she came abreast of him, then poked 
his elbow at her invitingly. 

"'Eer," he muttered, "take 'old of this!" 

And then Leona repudiated her mar- 
riage vows with startling swiftness. The 
echo of her promise to obey had scarcely 
ceased to whisper from the vaulted ceil- 
ing, yet at this first connubial command 
she became insurgent. She shrank from 
Peter's offered arm as though it were an 
adder. Without acknowledging his pres- 
ence by so much as the quiver of an eye- 
lash, she swept on at Peter's side, to be 
sure, but as far from physical contact with 
him as the width of the aisle would permit. 

They reached the door at last, to find 
the victoria and a pair of hunters, pressed 
into unaccustomed service, waiting at the 
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curb. Peter surveyed the victoria dubi 
ously. Once, long ago, it had been Brools> 
field's pride. He glanced from its cloth 
upholstering to the bedraggled Powder 
and Shot. The comparison was odious; 
but this was an emergency, and what must 
be must be. 

"I'll keep 'em on the floor like," he ex- 
plained to old Marcus, who was on the 
box. "They'd be 'ell-'ooping over 'alf the 
country if I let 'em go. 'Op in!" he told 
Leona, "an' 'old on to one of ? em when I 
'and 'im to you." 

Then, for the first time in her married 
life, Leona addressed her husband. 

"Assassin!" she gasped, and fled. 

Peter's mouth opened with amazement 
as he watched her. She went as though 
pursued, her veil trailing behind her, her 
hands clasped at her bosom. As she 
reached the Brookfield limousine she 
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swerved, climbed wildly in, and sank, a 
uobbing heap, into the deep cushions of 
the back seat. 

Peter's mouth was still open as the mis- 
tress of Brookfield appeared hurriedly in 
the church door. Her eyes swept past the 
'dctoria and caught the huddled figure in 
the limousine. She favored Peter with 
one crushing look as she flew to Leona's 
side. 

The master of Brookfield followed her 
leisurely. As he reached the car its door 
closed in his face. 

"Home, Felix," said the mistress of 
Brookfield succinctly, and the big car 
rolled like a battleship from the curb. 

Peter and the master of Brookfield 
watched it until it turned the corner and 
disappeared. Then their eyes met. 

Peter put Powder and Shot into the 
victoria, climbed in himself, and looked 
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uncertainly at the master of Brookfield. 

"'Ow about a lift?" he suggested with 
an apologetic glance at the bows of white 
ribbon which gleamed like snow against 
the dark running gear of the victoria. 

The master of Brookfield accepted the 
invitation with alacrity. 

"You're on," he said with a gleam. 

At the end of two strenuously tearful 
hours the mistress of Brookfield had suc- 
ceeded in convincing the bride that her 
life was not wrecked beyond repair. 

"And now," said the mistress of Brook- 
field, "drink your tea and no more crying. 
I'll see that you have your wedding trip," 

"Yes, madam," said Leona. 

"I'm going to send for Peter now. You 
can leave on the six o'clock train tonight." 

"To Niagara Falls we will go, 
madam?" questioned Leona. 
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"If you prefer/' promised the mistress 
of Brookfield, and was rewarded by a 
quivering smile. 

When Peter entered, hat in hand, a 
few moments later, he, too, was smiling. 
He beamed joyfully at Leona and the 
mistress of Brookfield. 

"The Peg bitch," he said, "'as 'ad six 
grand pups. 'Er fever's gone down, an' 
Slosson says shell be 'erself in no time. 
'E thinks mebby as 9 ow " 

"Peter," cried the mistress of Brook- 
field, "stop this instant! There, there," 
she said soothingly to Leona, "he doesn't 
mean it. Don't you dare," she threw at 
Peter, "mention dogs again!" 

Peter swallowed hastily, reached for his 
chewing tobacco, recollected himself in 
time, and touched his forehead. 

"No, mem," he said dazedly. 

Thwe was a moment's pause. 
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"Peter," said the mistress of Brookfield 
at last, "are you fond of Leona?" 

Peter blushed to the roots of his hair 
and dropped his eyes. He raised them 
then until they met a pair of moist blue 
ones, into which he gazed. 

"Why/' he burst out suddenly, "she's 
just the finest gel that ever stood on 
two legs!" 

"Yes," said the mistress of Brookfield. 
"Now give her a kiss." She became busy 
at her desk for a moment, then turned to 
Peter and put a folded piece of paper in 
his hand. "You're going on a little trip 
together," she explained. "You leave at 
six o'clock. Drive to town now and have 
that cashed." 

Peter's face fell as he unfolded the 
paper mechanically. He brightened some- 
what when his eye took in the check's 
figures. 

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Dumb -Bell of Brookfield 

"Why, now/' he said, "I've been think- 
ing as 'ow I'd like to go down to Chuck 
Sellers ? s place in Tennessee. 'E's got a 
strain of these 'ere Pointin' Griffons 'e 
wants me to look over." 

A quavering moan came from Leona. 
The mistress of Brookfield shot Peter an 
icy glance. 

"You will go," she said frigidly, "to 
Niagara Falls. Felix will take you to the 
train/' 

"Yes, mem," said Peter, and withdrew. 

At five forty-five that evening he strug- 
gled with a bulging suitcase into the 
limousine and took his seat beside his 
beaming bride. 

The master of Brookfield strolled out 
of the dusk, cigarette in hand, and halted 
by the car. 

"Where to now?" he inquired. 

"Nihagara Falls," said Peter. 
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"But I thought " began the master of 
Brookfield. 

Peter kicked the suitcase viciously, and 
slumped down in his seat. 

"Oh, I've gave up on that" he said. 



DUMB-BELL'S CHECK 



Ill 

DUMB-BELL'S CHECK 

DURING the summer months early 
dinner was the custom at Brook- 
field. It was served out of doors, weather 
permitting, either on the terrace or be- 
neath the canopy of vines which crept with 
artful abandon from end to end of the per- 
gola. 

In the latter case it meant that the mas- 
ter and mistress of Brookfield were alone 
and it would be a "cozy" dinner, as they 
called it, hidden from the many staring 
windows of the big house by the dumb 
and eyeless vine. 

At such times those who served them 
did so swiftly, and withdrew. Then they 
helped themselves and stole choice mor- 
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sels from each other's plates, and giggled, 
and "scrapped," as in days gone by, and 
sometimes upset things, which was dread- 
ful. But no one would come except at 
the voice of the silver bell with the 
carved ivory handle, and they were care- 
ful not to touch it lest its fatal clamor 
occur. 

"Chief/' said the master of Brookfield, 
one August evening, "pass the jam!" 
He indicated with a lordly gesture a 
mound of currant jelly glowing in a crys- 
tal dish* 

Since jam had to do with childhood his 
words were a challenge which Mrs. Greg- 
ory at once accepted. 

"Why, certainly," she said politely, and 
placed a buttered ear of corn in his ex- 
tended palm. 

The master of Brookfield scooped a 
lump of ice from his drinking goblet, en- 
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circled his lady with his arm, and drew 
her slowly to him. 

"It's not fair to use strength/' she 
wailed. "You know it's not. You're 
breaking a rule." 

At that exact moment Leona stood 
round-eyed in the entrance to the per- 
gola. 

The mistress of Brookfield became par- 
ticularly dignified. She returned to her 
chair unhurriedly, patted her hair, and 
then addressed Leona. 

"What is it?" she said. "I didn't ring." 

"Peter to you weesh to speak," ex- 
plained Leona with a gulp. 

Mrs. Gregory looked at Leona in 
amazement, 

"Peter?" she said. "Why, what's got 
into the man?" Then apprehension seized 
her. "Is anything wrong at the kennels?" 
she asked quickly. "Where is Peter?" 
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"'Ere, mem, beggin* your pardon," said 
Peter, and appeared miraculously beside 
Leona. "I thought as 'ow you'd like to 
see this 'ere/' he explained, as he pulled 
a copy of The American Field from his 
pocket. "It's just come." 

"What's the matter with you, Peter?" 
asked the master of Brookfield. "Have 
you lost your mind?" 

"No, sir, beggin' your pardon," said 
Peter. "They've challenged with the big 
pointer to run a three-hour match against 
Dumb-Bell for a thousand dollars. It's 
all in 'ere," he added, flourishing the pa- 
per. "You can see for yourself." 

The master of Brookfield scowled at 
Peter. 

"What of it?" he said. "Why do you 
come here with it now?" 

"Well, you see," said Peter, a shade 
uncertainly, "the quicker you knew about 
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it, the quicker you could take 'em up. 
You can wire yet tonight, sir." 

Mrs. Gregory watched the master of 
Brookfield with dancing eyes. But the 
master of Brookfield did not smile. "Why 
should I 'take 'em up'?" he asked. 

Peter's jaw dropped. 

"Why, now er " he began, and be- 
came speechless as his world fell aboul 
him. At last he looked up, dull-eyed. "I 
never thought," he said, "as 'ow you'd 
let 'em say we was afraid to race the big 
'ound. ... I ax your pardon for dis- 
turbin' of you." He folded the paper, 
stuffed it into his pocket, and turned 
slowly away. "Good night, mem," he 
threw over his shoulder, and was 
gone. 

"Oh, Jim!" said Mrs. Gregory. "He's 
heartbroken he thinks you mean it! 
Peter!" she called, "Peter!" But Peter 
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was out of earshot, and she rang the silver 
belL 

While someone went to summon Peter, 
the master of Brookfield wrote a tele- 
gram. As he finished, Peter again ap- 
peared. 

"They said as 'ow you wanted me/ 3 he 
muttered, looking straight before him. 

"Why, yes," said the master of Brook- 
field. "You left in such a hurry you for- 
got to take this with you, . , , I want it 
sent tonight." 

Peter took the telegram and read it 
carefully. He looked up with blazing eyes. 

"That's tellin' 5 em!" he said. "I'll start 
workin' the little dog tomorrow. We'll 
need all of two months to get ? im ready 
Vll 'ave to go to Ramsey for a month on 
chicken." 

There are two championships in which 
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field trial dogs compete. The winning of 
either means everlasting glory. One, the 
National, is run in Tennessee on quail. 
The other, the All America, is run in the 
Far West on prairie chicken. 

The winner of the National or the All 
America has Champion written before his 
name from that day on, and never again 
may he compete in open trials. He is a 
crowned king, whose sons and daughters 
are of the blood royal. He may not stoop 
to struggle with more common clay. 

But a champion may run a match race 
against any dog with the temerity to meet 
him. And now Champion Brookfield 
Dumb-Bell, winner of the National, had 
been defied in public print by the owner 
of Champion Windem Bang, winner of 
the All America, and Peter was in a 
fever. 

The telegram he sent that night read: 
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Meet you any time after October first, at 
any place, for any sum. 

And it meant that "the little white 
ghost" must leave his leather chair in the 
living-room and take to the open for the 
honor of Brookfield. 

So, early next morning, Peter, a ken- 
nel boy, and the small champion went 
over the hill to the broad meadows across 
which the brook lay like a silver serpent. 

Peter rode a good horse. Dumb-Bell 
had not been hunted for pleasure as yet, 
and no man on foot could keep within 
sight of the ghost at his work. 

"Turn 'im loose!" said Peter to the ken- 
nel boy. "An* meet me by them there wil- 
lows in thirty minutes." 

"O-o-o-o!" said the kennel boy a mo- 
ment later, his eyes on something white 
fading, fading in the distance. 

"'E's 'ell, ain't 'e!" said Peter, gather- 
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ing up his reins. "Come on, ? oss! You 
wouldn't let a little thing like that get 
away from you, would you?" 

Morning after morning from then on 
they went forth, and little by little the 
thirty minutes were increased until at last 
Dumb-Bell could do the full three hours 
at top speed, wolf down his meal that 
night, and ask for more. 

According to science, fatigue produces 
a toxin. When an animal is overworked 
he cannot throw this off. The poison dulls 
the nerves of his stomach and plays havoc 
with his appetite. Peter knew nothing of 
science, but he scanned a tin plate anx- 
iously every evening. When, after the 
full three hours, it was licked to mirror 
brightness 

"*E*s ready," said Peter, "to beat any- 
body's dog!" 

Meanwhile the field trial world divided 
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over this meeting of champions. Pointer 
men prayed, in private, for big slashing, 
smashing Windem Bang. In public they 
admitted that perhaps the Brookfield set- 
ter had a shade in nose and bird sense, 
but for courage and headlong brilliancy 
there was "nothing to it" but the pointer. 
Furthermore, since Gregory had allowed 
his adversary to name the place for the 
meeting, the owner of the pointer had of 
course chosen North Dakota, the home of 
the prairie chicken. The country and the 
birds were an old story to the pointer, 
whereas the Brookfield dog was more 
familiar with the haunts of quail. 

Setter men thought of the white ghost 
with his uncanny nose, and smiled. Their 
champion was to have a month's work on 
the prairies before the battle. 

"And," said Scott Benson, "if they just 
let him go, in a month he'll be an old 
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friend to every chicken from the Gulf to 
Canada." 

On one subject, however^ everyone was 
in accord. Dog men all over the land 
had learned to hate the owner of the 
pointer. For years he had bred dogs 
good dogs, they regretfully admitted 
and at last fate had breathed the spirit 
of a champion into one of them. Fur- 
thermore, he was a great champion. This 
they admitted, also, but with more than 
regrets. That Emmett Fry should own 
such a dog was beyond mere regretting 
it was a calamity. 

Chuck Sellers relieved himself on the 
subject with a few well-chosen words. 

"There's more class in the tip of that 
pointer's tail," he said, "than Emmett's 
got in his whole blame carcass." 

Since the tail of Champion Windem 
Bang was needle pointed, this was re- 
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peated broadcast and found much favor- 
All this was man's talk, and not for 
women's ears, so the mistress of Brook- 
field heard no word of it ; but she felt cold 
steel in the air when Emmett Fry was 
mentioned, and it puzzled her. 

"You don't like this man Fry, do you?" 
she said to Gregory one morning, and felt 
his arm stiffen within her own. 

"I don't know him," said the master of 
Brookfieid shortly. "Are you sure you 
want to go out to this match, Chief? It's 
a hard trip." 

"I'm going," she stated. "I've never 
seen Dumb-Bell run, you know, and this 
may be my last chance. . . . Why don't 
you like him?" she asked, returning to the 
charge. 

"I don't know him," he repeated. "How 
can I like him or dislike him?" 

She knew this to be an evasion, but let 
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it pass, and questioned Peter the next day. 

"What sort of a man is Mr. Fry?" she 
asked him. 

Peter was dusting a puppy with flea 
powder. He straightened up and spoke 
with difficulty, for flea powder is as cer- 
tain in its action as snuff. 

"A-choo-o!" he said. "Just plain skunk 
. . . a-choo-o! . . . beggin' your par- 
don!" 

"What has he done, what does he do, 
that makes you say that, Peter?" she 
questioned. 

"Well," said Peter, "I'll tell you one 
thing he done. Six years ago, come No- 
vember, Emmett Fry starts a pointer 
derby, by Damascus out of Old Rose, in 
the Continental. 'E was a niee-goin' pup 
but a leetle gun-shy just flinchy-like. 'E 
run a good 'eat an' it was between 'im 
an' a young bitch by Gladstone in the 
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finals. The judges were 'ard put to it for 
a decision, but they noticed that Emmett 
don't stand close to 'is pup when 'e fires. 

" "At his next point, Mr. Fry, shoot 
directly over your dog/ they tells Em- 
mett, an' he done so. At the crack of the 
gun the pup breaks for the woods, 'is tail 
between 'is legs an' that lets 'im out. 

"Well, Emmett goes into the woods 
after 'is pup, an' next we 'ear 'is gun 
both barrels. When 'e comes out of the 
woods, . . . 'e's alone. c An',' says Em- 
mett, c Vll not run away from a gun no 



more.' " 



Peter caught up the can of flea powder, 
and bent abruptly to his work. 

"Oh!" said Mrs. Gregory. "The beast 
. . . the beast!" 

And presently the master of Brookfield 
looked up from his desk into a white and 
quivering face. 

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"Good Lord, Chief!" he said, "what's 
happened?" 

"You knew about it all along!" she ac- 
cused. "And let Dumb-Bell meet his dog 
... a man like that! How could you 
do such a thing! . . How could you!" 

"I've never met this man," the master 
of Brookfield said slowly. "When he did 
. . . what he did, I used what influence 
I had to have his entries refused by all 
field trial clubs in America. Since then 
I have made it a point never to enter a 
dog where he was a competitor. But now 
it is a question of setter against pointer; 
and because I believe in the setter as the 
greatest of all bird dogs, and many men 
agree with me and look to my dog to 
prove it, we owe it to them to beat this 
pointer if we can. . . . Don't you think 
so?" 

There was a moment's silence. 
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"What about the thousand dollars 
you may win from him?" 

The master of Brookfield regarded her 
gravely. Then the corners of his mouth 
twitched ever so little, 

"Why/ 3 he said, with a bow, "you may 
have that, Chief/' 

She had him by the coat lapels in an 
instant, and did her futile best to shake 
him. 

"I'll tear it up!" she said, between her 
teeth. 

"Indeed?" said Gregory* "And what 
about that family on Rock Ridge who 
haven't a shoe to their back, and the 
lame man who needs a wooden leg or 
an aeroplane or something, and the wom- 
an who has delirium trem Excuse 
me, it's her husband isn't it? And that 
girl who should have her voice culti- 
vated, and er all the rest of 5 em?" 
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The mistress of Brookfield knitted her 
brows in thought, 

"They won't get a cent of it!" she an- 
nounced at last. "If Dumb-Bell wins it, 
he wiU send it to the S. P. C. A!" 

The hotel at Belmont, North Dakota, 
was packed to bursting. Its occupants 
lifted up their voices and discussed bird 
dogs, past, present, and to come. The 
noise was bewildering. From a little 
distance it sounded like the roar of fall- 
ing waters, and seemed as endless. 

Back in the kennels it was compara- 
tively quiet. Derbys might bay a neigh- 
bor, old veterans might rustle the straw 
as they dreamed of whirring birds; but 
though the match between Brookfield 
Dumb-Bell and Windem Bang was to 
be run as a final to the Great Western 
Trials, and a hundred dogs were all 
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about them, Peter spoke almost in a 
whisper to Bill Ramsey as they exam- 
ined the white ghost by lantern light. 

"I don't like it!" said Peter. " 'E 
never ate a bite. ... 'Is eyes don't look 
good to me, neither." 

"Pshaw, Pete!" said Ramsey. "There's 
notbin' wrong with him. He knows 
whjT he's here as well as you an' me. 
He's excited, that's all. Why, look how 
you passed up them ham an' eggs your- 
self tonight! Let him alone let him 
get his rest!" 

"Feel 'is nose!" said Peter, "An' 
why don't 'e lie down like Vd ought?" 

Ramsey took Peter by the arm. 

"Come on out of here!" he urged. "If 
a big mutt was to keep a-rubbin' at your 
nose you wouldn't go to sleep, neither. 
He'll run his race if you let him alone. 
If you mess with him all night Emmett'll 
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beat me tomorrow. Fue got charge of 
this dog . . . now, come on out of here!" 

So Peter, with a last troubled look at 
the suspiciously bright eyes of the Brook- 
field champion, followed the handler 
from the kennels; and Dumb-Bell 
dropped his head on his paws to pass 
the night in a twitching and uneasy 
slumber. 

A pale blue sky appeared next morn- 
ing and hung above an endless rolling 
stubble. Two months before this stubble 
had been wheat, a golden guaranty that 
North Dakota could put bread into the 
mouths of half a continent. But the 
gold had been garnered and now in its 
place was a lesser metal, for the stubble 
was heavy with frost and the rising sun 
had turned it to a plain of glistening 
silver. 

Calm to majesty was this plain of sil- 
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ver, unruffled by the fact that it would 
soon become a battlefield. The last day 
of the Great Western Trials had ar- 
rived; two champions would meet that 
morning, and over the stubble would 
prove the mettle of their sires. 

When the sun was an hour high, black 
dots appeared at the far edge of the 
plain. Presently they became horsemen 
hundreds of horsemen with a sprin- 
kling of buggies, buckboards, and even 
an automobile or so, strung about a 
wagon from which came, now and then, 
a beseeching whine. 

This whine was the voice of Champion 
Windem Bang, who gazed out through 
the slats that penned him in and longed 
to be away. 

His small rival was quieter. The 
white ghost knew what all these horse- 
men meant: he knew what was expected 
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of him that day; but he knew that his 
body ached, that his throat was dry, and 
that the rolling stubble called but faintly 
to him. The day before he had eaten a 
piece of tainted meat no bigger than a 
lump of sugar, and now it was better 
to lie quietly in the soft straw than to 
pit one's speed and nose against another 
over those long, long miles. 

So the gulf which never can be crossed, 
between the human animal and his most 
passionately devoted friend, was between 
the little setter and fair play. One word 
would have told these humans, one word 
and yet it was denied him. He would 
be judged by what he did that day, 
without it. ... And so he lay in the 
wagon and grinned a hopeless grin when 
the big pointer yelped reproaches at 
those about him, or scratched and bit 
at the slats. 

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An iron-gray man on a big roan horse 
drew rein at last, 

"I think we might put them down 
here, Frank," he said. "What time is 
it?" 

A man riding beside him nodded and 
took out his watch. 

"All right, Mr. Fry! All right, Mr. 
Ramsey!" he called. " We'll let them go 
at eight sharp that gives you five min- 
utes." 

It was only after a struggle that his 
handler snapped the leash on Windem 
Bang. When this was done, the pointer 
soared out of the wagon with a yelp, and 
bounded like a rubber ball to the end of 
his tether. Emmett Fry threw his weight 
against the leash and smiled. 

Chuck Sellers saw the smile, and 
leaned down confidentially from the sad- 
dle. 

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"Better save some of that, Emmett!" 
he advised. "You'll need it." 

The handler looked up with a sneer. 

"A hundred even on him!" he said. 

"Got you!" said Chuck cheerfully. 
"Come again!" 

"Make it two!" said Fry. 

"Got you!" Chuck repeated. "Are 
you through?" But the pointer had 
dragged his handler out of earshot, and 
Chuck turned to Ramsey. "You heard 
that, BiD?" he asked. 

Ramsey nodded as he snapped the 
leash on the white ghost. 

"Well give you a run for your 
money," he promised, and led his dog to 
the starting point. 

With the feel of the stubble under- 
foot, with the big pointer straining at 
his leash beside him, Dumb-Bell's spirits 
revived a little. He was better; there 
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was no doubt of that. The water that 
Ramsey had given him a moment before 
had cooled his throat. His legs felt 
stronger, too. He even wanted to run. 
He would run, that was sure! Fast 
enough, perhaps, to beat an ordinary 
dog. But Windem Bang, big, splendid 
Wlndem Bang, was not an ordinary 
dog. And in addition to the running the 
white ghost must read the crisp wind 
that sang across a thousand miles of 
prairie, and miss no word of its mes- 
sage. 

The little setter lifted his head. His 
nostrils quivered as they explored the 
wind. Then he knew that his nose would 
betray him. It was no longer the nose 
of a champion, but a dull, uncertain 
thing the kind with which ordinary 
shooting dogs go slowly and make mis- 
takes. As he heard the "Get away!" of 
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his handler, which is the field trial call 
to battle^ he grinned his hopeless grin. 

When his leash is slipped, a field trial 
dog races straight away. He is driven to 
this first exultant rush by an overwhelm- 
ing energy. A pair of high-class dogs 
make this preliminary flight a trial of 
pure speed. It was the custom of the 
white ghost to give his rival fifty feet or 
so and then sweep by him. 

That Windem Bang could go like a 
comet made no difference to him. Had 
Dumb-Bell been himself, he would have 
matched the pointer stride for stride, 
with joy in his heart. But now his heels 
had failed him and he called on the big 
brain of Roderigo that was in his little 
head. He let Windem Bang go on alone 
into the far distance, while he shot away 
to the left. 

He saw a patch of green alfalfa as 
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he ran, and he headed for it. It was a 
likely place for chickens; there was a good 
half mile of it and he went down the 
lower edge, his head well up, as fast as 
he could go. 

But Windem Bang did not run blindly 
long. He, too, had brains; a champion 
always has. When he found himself 
alone, he looked about him. Then he 
caught the green of the alfalfa, and he 
swung in a magnificent curve to strike 
the lower edge, down wind. He was 
moving like a race horse, directly behind 
the ghost. At each terrific bound he 
made he cut down the distance between 
them. 

Dumb-Bell heard him coming. He 
must get wind of the covey somewhere 
in the green alfalfa before the pointer 
passed him! He put every ounce of 
strength he had into his running. He 
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no longer heard the pointer. Good! 
He could still run, it seemed. Then he 
heard, far away, another sound. It was 
the spectators shouting. He turned his 
head, and there was Windem Bang, on 
the very spot where he himself had 
passed ten seconds before, tense as steel, 
as moveless as a stone. 

There could be no mistaking what that 
panther crouch of the big pointer meant. 
From his eager lifted muzzle, to his stiff 
and lancelike tail, every line of him said: 
"Birds!" 

Dumb-Bell's heart was bitter within 
him as he whirled and acknowledged his 
rival's find with an honor point. 

"Missed 'em!" burst out a pointer man. 
"Missed 'em clean! There's your setter 
champion for you! Oh, mammal Did 
you see that Bang dog nail 'em?" 

"He he didn't d-do very well that 
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he ran, and he headed for it. It was a 
likely place for chickens ; there was a good 
half mile of it and he went down the 
lower edge, his head well up, as fast as 
he could go, 

But Windem Bang did not run blindly 
long. He, too, had hrains; a champion 
always has. When he found himself 
alone, he looked about him. Then he 
caught the green of the alfalfa, and he 
swung in a magnificent curve to strike 
the lower edge, down wind. He was 
moving like a race horse, directly behind 
the ghost. At each terrific bound he 
made he cut down the distance between 
them. 

Dumb-Bell heard him coming. He 
must get wind of the covey somewhere 
in the green alfalfa before the pointer 
passed him! He put every ounce of 
strength he had into his running. He 
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no longer heard the pointer. Good! 
He could still run, it seemed. Then he 
heard, far away, another sound. It was 
the spectators shouting. He turned his 
head, and there was Windem Bang, on 
the very spot where he himself had 
passed ten seconds before, tense as steel, 
as moveless as a stone. 

There could be no mistaking what that 
panther crouch of the big pointer meant. 
From his eager lifted muzzle, to his stiff 
and lancelike tail, every line of him said: 
"Birds!" 

Dumb-Bell's heart was bitter within 
him as he whirled and acknowledged his 
rival's find with an honor point. 

"Missed 'em!" burst out a pointer man. 
"Missed 'em clean! There's your setter 
champion for you! Oh, mamma! Did 
you see that Bang dog nail 'em?" 

"He he didn't d-do very weU that 
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time, did he, Jim?" said the mistress of 
Brookfield, as their blackboard swayed 
and bounded toward the pointing dogs. 

"No," said Gregory. "I don't under- 
stand it. It may be a false point." 

But it wasn't a false point. Emmett 
Fry flushed a mighty bevy of prairie 
chickens thirty feet ahead of Windem 
Bang. They rose like one bird, and 
sailed off in stately flight to scatter in 
the stubble nearly a mile away. 

The man on the roan horse kept his 
eyes on the two champions. Neither 
moved. 

"Send them on, gentlemen!" he called 
to the handlers. "We'll follow this covey 
up. We'll let them work on singles for 
a while." 

Then followed a terrible half -hour for 
Dumb-Bell* In the race to the scattered 
covey he was beaten, and he saw the 
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pointer make a smashing find two hun- 
dred feet ahead of him. Once more he 
came to an honor point. Once more a 
yell of delight went up from those who 
favored Windem Bang. Once more the 
setter men looked at each other and were 
silent. 

And now it was a race among a scat- 
tered covey at top speed, for champions 
must catch the faint scent of a lone bird 
while going like a rocket; and this takes 
nose, and nose, and nose, fine as a hair 
and certain as a compass - * * Dumb- 
Bell's was hot with fever. 

So he drove his aching body along, 
while Emmett Fry called, "Point, 
Judge!" again and again, as his dog 
cut down the singles with swift preci- 
sion. 

For Dumb-Bell the wind was a blank. 
Had he slowed down he might have read 
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it, but he was a champion, and he must 
make his points high-headed and like a 
flash of lighting, or not at all. He 
worked in a frenzy, his sides heaving, 
his eyes shot with blood, only to honor 
Windem Bang, who was going faster 
than he, and with a razor nose. 

"Why, Pete!" said Chuck Sellers at 
last in wide amazement. "They're goin* 
to beat us!" 

Peter turned to him with a set and 
stony face. 

"Beat us!" he said. "An' why 
wouldn't they beat us ? 'E 'asn't no more 
nose than I 'ave! I knowed it last night, 
an' I let Bill talk me out of it! 'E's a 
sick dog! An' we're tryin' to beat the 
best pointer that ever lived, with 'im. I 
ain't a trainer, I'm a bum! An' Bill! 
. . . They'd ought to shoot J iml 'E's 
sick, I tell you . . . Vs sick this min- 
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ite!" He turned his horse and galloped 
back to the master of Brookfield. 

" *Ave him took up, sir!" he said. 
" 'E's off away off 'e ain't got nothin'. 
'Ave him took up!" 

The master of Brookfield hesitated. 

"It won't do, Peter," he said finally. 
"We should have known that before they 
started." 

"I knowed it!" said Peter. "I knowed 
it last night! I'm a big slob beggin' 
your pardon I ain't fit to 'andle 'untin* 
dogs, let alone J im! You can fire me to- 
morrow, sir; but take the little dog up! 
'E's sick we may be 'armin' of 'im!" 

They had come to a halt while a 
chicken was flushed to the credit of Win- 
dem Bang. Peter's voice had risen to 
a wail, and many heard what he had 
said. 

"That's right, Gregory!" caUed a 
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pointer man. "Take him up! He's got 
no business with that kind of a dog. 
He's sick, all right, and gettin' sicker! 
. . , Take him up!" 

The master of Brookfield felt a slen- 
der hand creep into his own. He 
squeezed it slightly, and smiled a grim 
smile. 

"He'll have to take a beating, Peter/' 
he said quietly. "Go on, driver!" 

So Dumb-Bell took his beating for 
half of the three hours that he must 
run, and a fearful beating it was. For 
an hour and thirty minutes he ran, gasp^ 
ing for air, slobbering at the mouth* 
while his nose told him nothing. 

Then as he passed a patch of ragweed 
he caught a faint trace on the wind. He 
turned like a flash and froze into a 
statue. He had taken a desperate 
chance of making a false point. He had 
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acted with the certainty of a good nose 
when he was far from certain. He 
grinned with anxiety as he waited for his 
handler, while faint, very faint, came 
that trace on the wind. 

"Steady, boy!" said Ramsey. An in- 
stant later twenty feathered bombs shot 
up from the stubble and sailed away. 

"Some find!" said Chuck Sellers, 
brightening. "How does that suit you, 
Pete?" 

But Peter did not reply. He was 
watching a white streak flash along the 
stubble, neck and neck with Windem 
Bang. 

This was the turning of the tide. The 
violent effort he had made on courage 
alone was the little setter's salvation. 
His pounding heart had at last cleared 
(his blood of the ptomaine that had 
drugged him. 

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As he raced for the scattered covey 
he felt a new vitality surge within him. 
. . . Ten minutes more and Dumb-Bell 
was himself again a white ghost with a 
magic nose. 

But Windem Bang was a great dog, 
backed by a tremendous lead. Only a 
miracle could save the day for Brook- 
field. The white ghost knew this as well 
as those who watched, and from that 
moment he became a miracle in nose and 
range and speed. Windem Bang was 
still going like the wind few dogs could 
have held him even. But now ahead of 
him, always ahead of him, was a white 
and fleeting thing that skimmed the stub- 
ble with no apparent effort, and found 
birds in all directions. 

The big pointer was puzzled. For the 
first time in his life he was being out- 
paced, and he couldn't understand it. 
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He had run rings around this little setter 
until now! He would do it again, he 
told himself then every sinew in his 
body drank deep of his vitality while he 
ran as he had never run before* 

An hour went by, and Windem Bang 
began to wonder. A shadow came and 
dimmed the eager light in his eyes. The 
shadow was fatigue, and it frightened 
him. 

He fled from it in a tremendous 
burst of speed, found a bevy, and went 
on. But the shadow grew deeper. It 
was blotting out all the fire, all the bril- 
liancy of his efforts. In nose and heels 
and heart he felt it now, and he looked 
anxiously ahead. Despair seized him as 
he looked; for Brookfield Dumb-Bell 
was going like a driven spirit, immune 
from the weakness of flesh. 

"Call in your dogs, gentlemen!" said 
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the man on the roan house. "They have 
been down three hours." 

In another moment he was the center 
of a crowding mass of horsemen that 
grew larger every instant. 

"Who wins?" they howled. "Who 
wins?" And many answered the ques- 
tion themselves. 

The man on the roan horse held up 
his hand for silence, and obtained it. 

"Gentlemen/' he began, "the judges 
have decided that this match, so far, is a 
draw. We " He got no further. 

"Draw! Hell! The setter couldn't 
smell nothin' for two hours!" . . . "Two 
hours! Forget it! Look what he done 
all the last end! The setter wins!" , . . 
"You're a liar!" . . . "Get down off 
that horse an' say it again!" 
At last quiet was restored. 

"As I said before, gentlemen, this 
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match, as it now stands, is a draw. It 
becomes a matter of stamina. The 
judges ask that the dogs go on until we 
can render a decision!" 

"Why, certainly," said the master of 
Brookfield when Peter brought him the 
word. 

But Emmett Fry faced the judges 
with the panting Windem Bang on leash 
beside him. 

"Do you think these are huntin' dogs?'* 
he inquired. "Do you want 'em to go 
all day? This was a three-hour match. 
I've run it and won it, and I want a 
decision now! I won't turn this dog 
loose again for nobody!" 

The man on the roan horse looked at 
Emmett coldly. 

"Very well, Mr. Fry," he said. "If 
you refuse to go on, we shall decide now 
in favor of the setter*" 
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The handler's face became gray with 
rage. He took a step forward, opened 
his lips, closed them again, and turned 
abruptly to Bill Ramsey. 

"I'm ready whenever you are," he said 
hoarsely. 

Ramsey stooped and cast off his dog* 

"Get away!" he said, with a wave of 
his hand and the white ghost was gone. 

An instant later Windem Bang flung 
himself across the stubble at the top of 
his clip, and the battle was on again. 

The short rest had helped the big 
pointer. He went away with a rush. 
For twenty minutes more he went, a 
splendid thing to see. Then suddenly a 
red darkness fell about him. It was hot 
and suffocating; it filled his nostrils so 
that his breath came in struggling gasps. 

It was hard to go on in this darkness. 
But champions must go on and on until 
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they hear a whistle. He went on until 
a weight, an immense weight, seemed to 
fall across his loins. It was not fair to 
make him carry such a weight, he 
thought, and faltered in his stride. . . . 
The voice of his handler came like the 
lash of a whip: 

"You Bang! Go on!" it said. 

Yes, he must go on. He had forgot- 
ten for a moment. He saw a swale ahead 
and to the right. Its edge was dark with 
ragweed, and he plunged toward it. The 
swale was half a mile away, and he called 
on the last of his strength to reach it. 
He was nearly there when a white flash 
shot from the left, cut in ahead of him, 
and stiffened into marble. Windem 
Bang lurched to a point in acknowledg- 
ment, swaying where he stood. 

This was the end. As the birds were 
flushed, the pointer staggered on he 
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didn't know where. The voice of his 
handler had lost its meaning. He must 
go on, he knew that. So he went in an 
aimless circle. 

The man on the roan horse rode for- 
ward to the pointer's handler. His eyes 
were full of pity. 

"You have a great dog, Mr. Fry," he 
said, "but call him in, please." 

"Damn his heart . . . damn his yel- 
low heart!" said Emmett Fry, and blew 
his whistle. 

Windem Bang swung toward the 
sound of it, and came in. He was too 
far gone to dodge the loaded butt of the 
heavy dog whip, and he went down with- 
out a sound when it descended across 
his back. Nor did he make much of an 
outcry as it descended again and again. 
Only a moan came from him. He was 
too exhausted to do more. . . . 
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The mistress of Brookfield gave a 
choking cry, flung herself from the 
buckboard, and rushed forward like a 
fury. Emmett Fry heard her coming, 
and looked up blindly. 

"The dirty hound quit!" he said. "He 
had it won . . . the dirty hound . , . 
but he quit!" 

"You vile beast!" flamed the mistress 
of Brookfield. "Don't you dare touch 
him again!" She dropped in the stub- 
ble beside Windem Bang, throwing her 
coat over him as she did so. 

The master of Brookfield lifted her 
up. 

"This won't do, Chief," he said, and 
all but carried her to the buckboard. 

"Oh, Jim!" she pleaded. "He tried so 
Hard!" 

Then a thumping sound, followed by a 
moaning whimper, canie to her. She 
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covered her ears and sank in a heap to 
the floor of the buckboard. 

"If Dumb-Bell had only lost!" she 
sobbed. "If Dumb-Bell had only 
lost. . ." 

"Never mind, little Chief!" said the 
master of Brookfield. "f ZZ take care of 
that." 

He strode back until he faced the 
owner of Windem Bang. 

"I have taken a fancy to your dog 
..." he managed to say, but could 
get no further. Suddenly he tore a 
checkbook from his pocket and wrote 
with a shaking hand. He held out a 
signed check for the other to see. "Fill 
it in quick for God's sake!" he said. 

No one will ever know what Cham- 
pion Windem Bang cost the master of 
Brookfield. He said no word to any 
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man as he led the first pointer he had 
ever owned to the buckboard. But as 
he drove away a pair of dog eyes, trust- 
ing, faithful, looked up into his face, and 
a slim arm went about his neck So, 
perhaps, everything considered, he did 
not pay too much. 

A few days later the secretary of a 
certain benevolent society received the 
following letter: 

Being heartily in sympathy with the work 
you do, it gives me great pleasure to inclose 
my check for one thousand dollars. 

Faithfully yours, 
Champion BROOKFIELD 



A PERMANENT INTRUDER 



IV 

A PERMANENT INTRUDER 

THE last thirty miles had been slid 
over somehow, and the car, 
sheathed in the mud of five counties, 
shot between brick gateposts to decent 
footing at last. I went into high gear 
for the first time in hours, it seemed to 
me with a sigh of relief. The mile spin 
up the graveled drive was a humming 
flash, and soon I was getting out of my 
coat in the dusky paneled hall which 
bisects the house, clean as a knife cut, 
from front to back. 

The man disappeared with my bags 
after telling me that Mr. and Mrs. Greg- 
ory were out on the place somewhere 
"huntin' mushrooms." I went to the 
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dining-room, poured myself a drink of 
raw Scotch, and then drifted, as one 
does at Brookfield, to the living-room 
with its big open fire. I was halfway 
across the room when there came a 
hoarse rumble from the fireplace that 
nailed my feet to the floor. 

"That-a-boy?" I said cheerfully, and 
took a step toward the fireplace. 

There was another cavernous rumble, 
"Now see here/' I said with authority. 
"You stop this nonsense." 

A gargoyle head was lifted from the 
bricks before the fireplace, a pair of 
bloodshot eyes were rolled in my direc- 
tion and the rumble ceased. The eyes 
inspected me lazily and I was glad to 
note this without malice. Presently 
thump, thump went a clublike tail on 
the bricks. At the invitation I ad- 
vanced. 

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He was an astonishing thing to find 
in his present surroundings. He was 
huge, he was a tawny yellow, he had 
lost an ear. He had been arrived at 
through the haphazard matings of bull 
terriers, English bulls, mastiffs, and 
heaven knows what else. Yet here he 
was, stretched comfortably before the 
living-room fire at Brookfield, where 
chickens, pigeons, cats, cattle, horses, 
and, above all, dogs, show an impeccable 
line of ancestors who made no steps 
aside. 

He was a mystery, a friendly mystery, 
after that first deep-throated challenge, 
and my curiosity grew as I examined 
the unlovely bulk of him. I wondered 
in what disreputable proceedings he had 
lost his ear. I wondered why four of 
his lower front teeth were gone. Most 
of all I wondered at his serene content- 
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ment; at his air of being perfectly at 
home. 

At last I pushed his bullet head aside, 
pulled his one good ear, gave him a solid 
thump on the ribs, and took my way to 
the kennels, and Peter, for an explana- 
tion. 

"Peter," I said, while shaking hands, 
"why is that" I hesitated "bulldog al- 
lowed in the living-room?" 

Peter took his stumpy fingers from 
mine and grinned. 

"You 'ad 'ard work gettin' it out, 
didn't you?" he said. "Oh, 'e belongs 
'ere all right. 'Aven't you seen the 
people?" 

"No," I replied. "They don't know 
IVe come. He looks like bad medicine* 
I should think you'd be afraid he'd take 
hold of one of the setters." 

"I was," said Peter thoughtfully "at 
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first. I put up a 'ell of a row about 'im. 
'E come 'ere all along of horchids." 

"Orchids!" I repeated. "What have 
orchids got to do with it?" 

Peter indicated a sawhorse. 

" 'Ave a seat," he invited, and wadded 
a startling handful of fine cut into hia 
mouth. 

"You know," he began, after a neces- 
sary pause, "the missus was all for raisin' 
these 'ere horchids awhile back?" 

I nodded. 

"Well," said Peter, "we 'ad our trou- 
bles till it was over. Whilst we was 
goin' through this horchid business every- 
thing else was forgot. Why, she 
wouldn't come 'ere once a month, an' 
my best litters by Dumb-Bell bein' 
whelped at the time. I'd go up to the 
'ouse after breakfast and I'd say: *Beg- 
gin' your pardon, mem, but Sue Whit- 
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stone 'as nine grand ones by the little 
dog." 

" 'Yes,' she'd say; 'that's fine, Peter. 
I'll come down in a little while just 
as soon as I see Jerry.' 

"Then she'd start for the green' ouses, 
an' 'er an' ole Jerry 7 ud ? ave their 'eads 
together the rest of the day. 

"For all Jerry's sweatin' an 5 stewin*, 
though, an' 'er an' 'im readin' books an' 
such, it seemed like the horchids was too 
shifty for 'em. Jerry 'as been a good 
gardener in 'is time, but 'e 'adn't never 
messed with horchids an' 'e couldn't seem 
to get the 'ang of 'em somehow. 

"Right in the midst of it comes wood- 
cock season, an' I got the missus' Lamp- 
ton 20 oiled up nice for 'er. The day 
before the season opened the mister tells 
me we'll go over to the big 'ollow after 
cock next mornin'. 

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" 'We'll take Bang and Beau, 5 'e says 
'We'll start at five o'clock/ 

" "I've been workin' a pair of youn^ 
Dumb-Bells on cock/ I says; 'an' whil 
they're not finished yet they 'ave swee 
noses on 'em that Bang sets a 'ot pad 
for the missus/ 

" 'She's not going/ ? e says. 'She's to< 
busy to get away/ 

" 'Well, I 'ardly expected it/ I says 
'She 'asn't looked in this direction for t 
month/ 

" 'Try flowers, Peter/ y e says, grinnin 
at me. 'Why don't you plant some nic< 
geraniums along the runways V 

"Me an 5 the mister 'unted cock alon< 
all that week an' the next. One noor 
we're 'aving a bite at the 'ickory grove 
spring. 

" ' 'Ow long now/ I says, 'do you thint 
it'll last?' 

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stone 'as nine grand ones by the little 
dog." 

" 'Yes,' she'd say; 'that's fine, Peter. 
I'll come down in a little while just 
as soon as I see Jerry.' 

"Then she'd start for the green'ouses, 
an' 'er an 5 ole Jerry 'ud 'ave their 'eads 
together the rest of the day. 

"For all Jerry's sweatin' an* stewing 
though, an' 'er an' 'im readin' books an' 
such, it seemed like the horchids was too 
shifty for 'em. Jerry 'as been a good 
gardener in 'is time, but 'e 'adn't never 
messed with horchids an' 'e couldn't seem 
to get the 'ang of 'em somehow. 

"Right in the midst of it comes wood- 
cock season, an' I got the missus' Lamp- 
ton 20 oiled up nice for ? er. The day 
before the season opened the mister tells 
me well go over to the big 'ollow after 
cock next mornin'. 

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" 'Well take Bang and Beau/ 'e says. 
'We'll start at five o'clock/ 

" 'I've been workin' a pair of young 
Dumb-Bells on cock/ I says; 'an' while 
they're not finished yet they 'ave sweet 
noses on 'em that Bang sets a 'ot pace 
for the missus/ 

" 'She's not going/ 'e says. 'She's too 
busy to get away/ 

" 'Well, I 'ardly expected it/ I says. 
'She 'asn't looked in this direction for a 
month/ 

" 'Try flowers, Peter/ 'e says, grinnin' 
at me. 'Why don't you plant some nice 
geraniums along the runways ?' 

"Me an' the mister 'unted cock alone 
all that week an' the next. One noon 
we're 'aving a bite at the 'ickory grove 
spring. 

" ' 'Ow long now/ I says, 'do you think 
it'll last?' 

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"'Last?' 'e says. "Why, ten days 
more, of course/ 

" *I don't mean the season/ I says. C I 
mean horchids.' 

" 'E was just reachin' for a sandwich, 
but 'e didn't take it. Instead 'e rolls 
in the leaves. 

" 'Don't ask me/ 'e says, settin' up 
with dead leaves in 'is ? air. 'She's sent 
to Scotland for an expert. 'E'll be 'ere 
soon, I fancy. Then we'll see some 
regular horchids. Cheer up, Peter; per- 
haps she'll let us wear one now and 
then/ 

"Well, it was so. One day 'ere comes 
a specimin up the drive it's a long- 
necked Scotchman with reddish 'air like. 
5 E 'as a shiny black 'amper in one 'and 
an' a bundle tied with rope in the other. 
At 'is 'eels was a yellow-'ided butcher's 
bull as big as 'e was ugly. 
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" 'Where/ I says to 'im, 'did you find 
little Buttercup?' 

" 'Mon/ 'e says, 'will ye tell Missus 
MacGregor I'm koom?" 

"'I will that/ I says. 'I'll mention 
both of you to 5 er. Stay 'ere till I'm 
back. 5 

"I found the missus in a green'ouse. 
'Er sleeves was rolled up an' she 'ad 
loam on 'er 'ands an' face. 

" 'Mem/ I says, 'your horchid man 'as 
come with something that'll 'ave to be 
got off the place in a 'urry.' 

" 'Bring him 'ere to me, Peter/ she 
says; an' I done so. But first I 'ad 'im 
shut 'is dog in a runway. 

"When we got to the green'ouse I 
points inside, an' Scotty an' 'is 'amper 
an' 'is bundle all goes in. 'E took a 
look at the missus. 

" 'Lassie/ 'e says, 'whur's your lady?' 
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"The missus gave me a look out of the 
corner of her eye. 

" * Won't I do?' she says. 

"I must say this Scotty, for all 'is 
long neck, surprised me. But then 'e 
'ad red 'air. 'E put down 'is 'amper 
an' 'is bundle. 

" c Aye, lass/ 'e says, c y e 'U do, though 
soap an' watter would na harm ye/ 
With that 'e steps to the missus an' 
takes a kiss at 'er. An' as I'm a livin' 
man she never moved an inch. 

" 'Thank you/ she says. 'Now what 
else can I do for you? I'm Mrs. Greg- 
ory/ 

"Scotty looked at 'er close. 'Er rings 
was layin' on the window edge where 
she'd heen diggin', an' the flash of 'em 
in the sunlight caught 'is eye. It 'it 
'im all at once. Man, I'm tellin' you it 
was 5 ard to tell where 'is face stopped 1 
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and 'is 'air begun. Next 'e grabbed up 
'is 'amper an' 'is bundle an' out an' away 
'e went. 

" 'E climbed the stone wall at the 
edge of the south lawn an' 'is coat tails 
goin' over it was the last we ever saw 
of 'im. The missus come to the green- 
'ouse door an' watched 'im streak it across 
the lawn. 

" c 'E seems to be going, Peter,' she 
says, an' 'er eyes was dancin' in 'er 
'ead. 

" * 'E 'as that appearance, mem,* I 
says. 

"She looked anxious all of a sudden. 

" ' 'E'll surely come back, won't 'e?' 
she says. *I paid his passage from Aber- 
deen.' 

" 'Beggin' your pardon, mem/ I says* 
'but just at the wall there 'e didn't strike 
me, take it all in all, like a person who 
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'ad 'opes of returning.' Then I remem- 
bered something. 

" 'Oh, Lord!' I says. ' 'E's went an' 
left Buttercup.' 

" 'Buttercup?' says the missus. 'What's 
Buttercup?' 

" 'If the horchids,' I says, 'could get 
on by themselves, mem, whilst you're 
walkin' down to the kennels,' I says, 'you 
can see for yourself.' 

"She 'adn't nothing to say to that an' 
we started for the kennels. 

" 'Peter,' she says all of a sudden, 'I 
'aven't treated you very well lately. I'm 
sorry/ 

" 'Who am I to complain, mem?' I 
says. 

" 'I'm going for woodcock tomorrow,' 
she says. 'But, Peter,' she says, 'this 
mustn't get out, you know I'd never 
'ear the last of it.' 

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"We'd got to the runways by now. 
Buttercup was in No. 4 an' I 'eaded 
for it. 

" * 'Ave no fear of me, mem,' I says. 
'But/ I says, stoppin' at the runway 
gate, 'what's to be done with 'im? 'E'll 
need a lot of explaininY 

"Buttercup was settin 5 on 'is 'unkers, 
lookin' mournful an' lettin' a kind of 
low thunder come off 'is chest. 

" * 'Eavens, what a brute!' says the 
missus. 'Where did 'e come from? 5 

" ' 'E belonged/ I says, 'to our late 
friend from Scotland. 'E don't seem to 
like the climate 'ere, does 'e?' 

" 'This is dreadful, Peter/ she says. 
'What'll we do with 'im?' 

" 'Give him away to somebody/ I says, 
'for a pet/ 

"'Peter!' she says. 'Open that gate!' 

" 'Yes, mem/ I says, an' put my 'and 
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to the gate latch. With that Buttercup 
goes plumb crazy. 'E let out a roar 
'an 'it the gate like a tornado. 

" 'Oh, that's the way you feel about 
it, is it?' I says. Then I went to the 
carpenter shop and got me a piece of 
lead pipe about two foot long. 

" What are you goin' to do, Peter? 5 
says the missus when I'm back. 

" Tm goin' in,' I says, 'an' explain 
about 'is disposition to > im.' 

" 'No, no/ she says. 'Just let 'im 
alone for a while. Get water to ? im 
somehow, then drive to town as fast as 
you can and find 'is master. If you 
find him, telephone me.' 

"I done what she said, but I couldn't 
find 'ide nor 'air of Scotty until I 
thought of the junction a mile this side 
of town. I drove out there, an' the man 
at the tower told me Scotty 'ad climbed 1 
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the noon train goin' east when she 
stopped for water. 

"Well, that left Buttercup on our 
'ands. I was for puttin' a charge of 
shot in 'is ugly 'ead, but the missus 
wouldn't 'ear of it. She says that Scotty 
may send for 'im. 

" 'An' suppose he does/ I says. 
'Who'll get 'im out of there an' ship 



" 'I thought you were a dog trainer/ 
says the missus. 

" 'I am/ I says; 'I'm just that. But 
I'm no lion tamer. An' then suppose 
'e don't send for 'im will 'e live an' die 
in a runway?' 

" 'No/ she says ; 'I'm going to 'andle 
5 im myself. 'E'U be fond of me in a 
month, Peter.' 

"I done all I could to change 'er mind, 
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Dumb -Bell of Brookfield 

not to feed Buttercup nothin' that day. 

"The next morning she's 'ere bright 
an' early with a package of meat. The 
dog is back in 'is kennel an' all you can 
see of 'im is 'is green eyes shinin', but you 
can 'ear 'im easy enough, if you go up 
to the gate. 

"The missus stands by the runway an' 
begins a conversation with 'im. 

'" What's the matter?' says the 
missus. 'Lonesome ?' 

" 'Gr-r-r-r-rh!" says Buttercup. 

" "Come out an' -get acquainted/ says 
the missus. 

" 'Gr-r-r-rh!' says Buttercup;, an' 
that's the way it goes. 

" 'You want 'im out of there, mem?' 
I says after a while. 

" 'Yes/ she says. 'I'd like to have 'im 
come 'ere to the fence/ 

" 'That can be arranged/ I says. I 
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stepped up to the gate an' rattled the 
catch, an 5 'e come out all right. 'E 
kep' comin' too, till 'e 'it the gate, an' 'e 
tried to tear it down when 'e got there. 

"The missus flinched back a step or 
two. I didn't blame 'er neither. 

" 'Better let me put a charge of shot 
in 'im an' get it over with, mem/ I 
says. 

"But she looks at me as pleased as 
Punch. 

" 'Why, Peter,' she says, 'I wouldn't 
miss it for anything. Isn't he splendid! 
It's just what you said it was lion tam- 
ing/ 

"She throws the meat over the fence, 
tells me not to feed the dog, an' goes up 
to the 'ouse. Anybody could see she 
was 'aving the time of 'er life. 

"She comes every day for a week with 
meat, or dog cakes, or something, ar f 
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puts in an hour with Buttercup; but it 
never fazed ? im. 'E 'ad the worst dis- 
position on 'im I ever saw. She'd set 
by the gate an' call ? im a lamb an' such, 
an' 'im ragin' inside with 'is back like a 
'airbrush. 

"Despite what she'd told me, she tells 
the whole business to the mister, an' 
never warned me neither. So when 'e 
asks me about Buttercup I horiginates 
'ow the horchid man, not likin 9 the place, 
'ad left without 'is dog. 

" 'Why didn't 'e like it 'ere?' 'e says 
when I'm. done. 

""E didn't say,' I says. * ? E just 
left 'urriedly.' 

" 'Is eyes crinkled up the way they 
do when 'e's tickled. 

""Urriedly, eh?' 'e says. 'I think 
that describes it. Talk some more, 
Peter; I like to 'ear you/ 
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" 'She's told you/ I says. 'An 5 never 
let me know/ 

" 'Well, anyway/ 'e says, C I think 
we're through with horchids. But be 
careful,, Peter; lion taming is all right 
if it isn't overdone, you understand?' 

"I shows 'im the hutt of a thirty-eight 
stickin' out of my 'ip pocket. 

" 'If the fence should 'appen to hust/ 
I says, 'we'll lose a lion round 'ere sud- 
den/ 

" 'Exactly/ 'e says, an* goes over to 
the cattle barns. 

"Well, the lion tamin* goes on as usual 
for a week or so more, an' then 'er work 
begun to tell. Buttercup got so' ? e be- 
gun to look for 'er when ten o'clock 
came, which was the time she always 
showed up. 

" 'E'd give ? er a growl or two just to 
show ? e 'adn't lost 'is voice, but 'e left 
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the gate alone an' 'e begun to listen to 
what she 'ad to say. 

"One day she 'olds a piece of meat in 
'er 'and an' pokes it through the fence. 
9 E looks at it an' then looks away like 
5 e 'asn't no interest in meat. 

" 'Come on!' she says. "You know you 
want it.' 

"'Gr-r-r-rh!' 'e says, an' took another 
look at the meat. 

"They argued about it for a while, but 
'e wouldn't touch it. Next day she done 
the same thing, an' at last 'e come up 
careful, grabbed the meat, takes it back 
in the runway an' drops it. 

"'Very good!' she says. 'But never 
snatch; it's not polite. Aren't you going 
to eat it?' 

" 'E smelled it an* then ate it an' come 
back for more. I don't think ? e ever 
growled at 'er after that. 
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" 'When 'e wags 'is tail, Peter, I'm 
going in/ she says, an' that's what she 
done. She 'ad fed 5 im by 'and for quite 
a while. Then one morning she was 
late an' 'e stood at the fence lookin' up 
the drive toward the 'ouse. After a 
while 'e give a whine or two, an' all of 
a sudden 'is tail begun to go. I looked 
up the drive an' 'ere she come. 

" 'E stood up on 'is 'ind legs pawin' 
at the gate when she got there, 'is tail 
as busy as a bee. 

"'Good morning, Big Boy!' she says. 
An' before ever I knowed what she was 
at she opened the gate an' stepped in, 
I 'ollered an' run for it, but she shut 
it in my face. 

" 'You stay outside with your fine 
large revolver/ she says. I didn't know 
she 7 ad noticed the gun till then. 

"She goes to feedin' 'im by 'and, a 
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piece at a time. 'E grabbed at the first 
one, an' I'm tellin' you now she give 
'im a slap on the nose. 

" 'Table manners !' she says, an' 9 e took 
the rest more careful. When 'e'd ate it 
all she 'ad me get 'er a chair. Then 
she sets an' talks to 'im, an' after a while 
'e puts 'is ugly mug in 'er lap. 

"Well, that ended the lion tamin'. 
But 'e 'ad to be shut up for fear 'e'd 
kill a real dog for us, an' the missus 
took 'im out on leash every day. She'd 
go way over in the fields with 'im an" 
let 'im run there, an' I will say 'e minded 
'er good. 

"I 'ated the sight of 'im at the ken- 
nels, more especial when dog men came 
to see my stuff . Chuck Sellers, 'e visited 
me once, an' I was goin' down the run- 
ways with 'im. 

" 'This/ I says, pointin 5 to a dog *ve ? d 
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just brought over, c is the Duke of Kent, 
We himported 'im for an outcross on 
the Roderigo blood. 'Andsome, ain't 
'e?' 

" 'Yes/ says Chuck, an' looks over in 
the next runway where the big mongrel 
was kep.' 'What you goin' to do with 
Count Cesspool?' 'e says. 'Raise little 
'ippopotamuses V 

"I got so I 'ated the big slob like a 
skunk, but the missus wouldn't get rid 
of 'im. She says that Scotty may send 
for ? im; but that wasn't it. You see 'e 
would 'ave bit a leg off any but 'er 
that monkeyed with 'im, an' she knowed 
it an' it tickled 'er. 

" 'E 'ad been on the place three 
months or so when one day 'ere comes a 
man from the cattle barns on the run. 

" 'Get a gun quick an' come on!' he 
'oilers. 'The Regent is loose/ 
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" 'E meant Cordova Regent. YouVe 
'eard of 'im, I expect the worst Jer- 
sey bull that ever stood on four 
feet. 

" 'That's a fine business/ I says. 'Who 
let 'im loose?' 

" "We tried to put another ring in 'is 
nose an' 'e broke the ropes/ 'e says. 
"Urry up!' 

"I grabbed an automatic from the ken- 
nel gun rack with a 'andful of shells, an' 
started for the barns. As I went down 
the runways I banged into an open gate, 
It was Buttercup's runway, so 'e was 
out with the missus somewhere, an' I 
cussed 'im an' run on. 

"I run through the dairy 'ouse, 
thinkin' to go out the back way an' save 
time. Well, the back door was locked, 
'eaven knows why, so I come out again 
an' went round. 

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"At the barnyard was the men, some 
up on sheds, some on the straw stack, 
an' one or two on the barn. They 'ad 
clubs an 5 pitchforks an' such, but I didn't 
see nobody on the ground. 

"There was a panel of the barnyard 
fence tore down, an' the Regent was 
trottin' across the fields toward a bunch 
of cows, shakiii' 'is big black 'ead an* 
bellerin'. 

"Then something came up out of the 
'ollow just ahead of the Regent. It was 
the missus an' she 'ad her back to 'im, an* 
then I lost my mind. 

"'Run, mem!' I says. Tor God's 
sake, run!' I whispered it, that's what I 
done, an' 'er a *alf mile away. 

"The Regent put down 'is 'ead when 

'e saw 'er, gave a roar, an' started. She 

'ad stooped down for something she told 

afterward she 'ad seen a four-leaf clover 

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but she 'eard 'im an' straightened up. 
Then she tried to run. 

"Do you 'appen to know 'ow fast a 
bull can move? I didn't until then. She 
might as well 'ave stood still in 'er tracks. 

"Just about as the bull 'it 'er, Butter- 
cup come up over the bank at the brook. 
'E 'ad been diggin' at a ground 'og 'ole 
or something, an 5 is 'head an' chest was 
covered with mud. 

"The Regent seemed to strike the 
missus fair that's the way it looked, 
any'ow. Man, it was 'orrible! The fact 
is, 'is left 'orn went through 'er skirt, 
whirled her in the air like, an' tore it 
clean off of 'er. 'E never touched 'er 
else. 

"The Regent stopped an' turned to 
come back, but 'e didn't get far. 'E 
'ad no more than turned, I'll say to you, 
when the dog *ad 'im by the nose. 
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"I don't know 'ow long it took for 
me to get to where they were long 
enough. The Regent would swing 'is 
'ead in the air, then bring it down an' 
batter Buttercup against the ground. 
I was 'opin' the dog would 'ave enough 
life left in 'im to 'old 'is grip until I 
come, an' 'e done it, although the Regent 
got 'im under 'is feet at the last. 

"As I come up the missus got on 'er 
knees she'd been lyin' still till then. 

"'Shoot quick!' she says. ' 'E's 
killin' 'im!' An' I done so. 

"Well, sir, when the missus tells me 
she ain't 'urt, I tried to make that dog 
let go the dead bull's nose; but 'e 
wouldn't think of it. 'E 'ad 'is jaws an' 
eyes shut tight an' 'e didn't open neither 
of 'em, 

"At last the missus tries what she can 
do* She puts 'er 'and on 'is 'ead. 
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go, Big Boy!' she says. 'It's 
all over.' She keeps talkin' to 'im, an' 
after a while 'e lets go an' rolls on 'is 
side. 

" 'E lay there very limp, one ear gone 
an' bleedin' from the mouth. One of 
the men gets 'is 'at full of water from 
the brook an' the missus pours it over 
Buttercup's 'ead, an' then bathes 'is 
muzzle. 

"I got 'er skirt where the Regent 'ad 
tossed it an' brought it to 'er. 

" 'Don't you want this, mem ?' I says. 
'You can wrap it round you like.' 

"'What difference does it make?' she 
says. ' 'E's going to die, Peter.' 

" ' 5 Ow do you know, mem V I says. 
We'll carry 'im up to the kennels an* 
*ave a vet take a look at 'im/ 

"'What a fool I am!' she says, 'Of 
course. 'Ave Felix go for Doctor Slos- 
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son as fast as 'e can. Tell 'im to take 
the roadster.' 

" 'Yes, mem/ I says, an' the men car- 
ried the dog to the stables whilst I went 
to 'ustle Felix off, 

"By the time Felix drove in with the 
vet Buttercup was settin' up an' takin' 
notice. 

"The vet went over 'im careful. 'Two 
ribs/ 5 e says, 'one ear an' four front 
teeth. Outside of that Vll do. 'E's not 
worth much, is 'e?' 

" 'Not much, Doc/ I says 'Just 'is 
weight in gold, that's all/ 

"The missus looks at me quick an* I 
see 'er eyes flood up. 

" 'Thank you, Peter, dear old Peter/ 
she says. 'There's quite a lot of 'im, you 
know/ 

"With that she drops 'er 'ead in J er 
'ands an' cries like 'er 'eart would break* 
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Ain't that funny, now she 'adn't shed a 
tear till then. 

"Well, that's about all, an' 'ere she 
comes down the drive. She's after you, 
I expect." 

I got to my feet and waved to the 
slender figure approaching. 

"But, Peter," I said, "how can a dog 
as cross as that be kept at the house?" 

"Cross!" said Peter. "Huh! 'E's old 
*ome folks now." 



DUMB-BELL'S GUEST 



V 

DUMB-BELL'S GUEST 

HOW long can you stay?" asked 
Mrs. Gregory. 

"Three days, three whole blissful 
days/* I answered. I put my arm about 
her and I led her to the north end of 
the terrace, from which point Brook- 
field rolls away in emerald or flame or 
duns and browns, depending on the sea- 
son. 

The rose garden lapping the terrace 
was bare. Stiff, thorny spikes were all 
that November had left of a riot of 
bending, lifting, swaying roses and 
green-enamel leaves. The white marble 
shaft of the sundial was bold against a 
flat background of chocolate brown 
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earth. The garden wall was edged with 
hydrangeas. Their creamy petals had 
become ghosts in Japanese grays and 
tans which the afterglow was changing 
to heliotrope. Beyond the garden was 
the north, some of the east, and nearly 
all of the west lawn. These flowed away 
to far vine-clad flint walls guessed at 
in the half-light where they passed a vista 
in the trees. 

Drives, maple bordered, swept in 
curves to stables, garage, greenhouses 
and gates. Oaks, hickories, elms and the 
dark mystery of scattered pines broke 
the red of the western sky. Behind us 
was the black pile of the house itself, 
in which friendly lights were spring- 
ing up. And behind that the meadows 
of Brookfield ran and ran to distant 
hills. 

"It is lovely, isn't it?" said Mrs, Greg- 
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ory after a time. Her hand tightened 
on my arm. "My dear, we nearly lost 
it!" 

I turned and met her eyes. "Lost 
it!" I said. "What do you mean?" 

"Money!" she explained. 

"But that's impossible. Jim wrote me 
the works were running night and day 
on war orders." 

"That was it war orders. Jim will 
tell you. You'll find him changed, a 
little. Things like that change people. 
We go along for years never knowing. 
Life seems so simple, so easy, then 
something happens, some small thing, a 
little human thing, and you're ground 
to pieces, nearly. We were saved by 
a miracle, I think." 

I heard well-known footsteps on the 
terrace behind us. They had the swing- 
ing stride which comes from mile on 
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mile of stubble or briars, or crackling 
leaves. 

"Spooning, eh?" said the master of 
Brookfield. 

"Of course," said Mrs. Gregory, 

"What's all this the Chief's been tell- 
ing me?" I demanded. 

"Spare me," said Gregory, releasing 
my hand. "What does a lady tell a gen- 
tleman when he stands with his arm 
abdut her in the gloaming?" Then he 
grew serious. "After dinner," he said. 

"He's not changed much that I can 
see," I told Mrs. Gregory. 

But at dinner I did see a change. His 
grin, his irrepressible boyish grin, had 
become a smile. And in those comfort- 
able silences which are the hallmark of 
abiding friendship I had time to wonder. 

So they had nearly lost it! I glanced 
about the big shadow-filled room. It 
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seemed incredible. It was all so secure, 
so permanent. Why, the sideboard alone 
was immovable! It stood there, pon- 
derous, majestic, defying mortal hands 
to budge it. And the serving tables 
stolid, silent. I felt that they would 
set their broad backs and massive legs 
and remain stubbornly against those 
walls while we who dined, and our chil- 
dren's children, became dust. 

And yet, what kept them there? 
What made Brookfield, every stick and 
stone of it, a thing of joy, a place 
which filled all those who entered its 
gates with indescribable contentment? I 
knew, I had seen it. It was six miles 
down the valley. It was referred to, 
casually, as "the works." It was a place 
of din and dirt and sweat. Tall stacks 
belched sootily into the face of heaven 
while white-hot mouths of hell opened 
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and closed below. In infancy it had 
been a tiny forge at which a great-great- 
grandfather had labored placidly. It 
had grown into a huge black demon dis- 
gorging thousands of tons of greasy 
gray ingots in a manner which was be- 
yond my understanding. Gregory, shout- 
ing above the terrifying noise, had at- 
tempted to explain; but my head was 
aching and I very much desired to leave 
that place to its own infernal devices. 

I had never seen it since. Submerged 
in the tranquillity of Brookfield, I had 
forgotten it entirely. Even Gregory 
gave it scant attention. He motored 
down the valley once or twice a month, 
was gone perhaps three hours, and re- 
turned to his dogs and his guns. 

But something had gone amiss, appar- 
ently. Perhaps the trouble had been in 
the demon's entrails. Perhaps it had re- 
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fused to digest the ore and lime and 
coke which pygmies poured down its 
gullet. 

A gray shadow padded through the 
doorway. It stopped just at the en- 
trance and surveyed us silently, 

"Good evening/' said Gregory. 
** Won't you join us? 55 

The shadow waved a plumed taiL It 
advanced unhurriedly until the candle 
light showed a small white setter with a 
lemon dumb-bell on his side. 

He was quite small, as setters go, but 
he had the dignity of kings. He was 
the double champion Brookfield Dumb- 
Bell who had won the National and All 
America and twenty lesser stakes be- 
sides. He outclassed the setters and 
pointers of the world, and I think he 
knew it. 

With all this he was not above the 
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duties of hospitality. Straight to my 
chair he came, sniffed once to assure 
himself of my identity, then raised his 
eyes to mine. 

"How do you do?" I said and slid my 
hand along his head until one of his ears 
slipped through my fingers. 

He waved his tail and stretched his 
lips in the suggestion of a grin, an un- 
canny habit he had and I remembered 
how many birds I had missed the yeap 
before after some of his matchless finds. 

"It's not polite to laugh at a duffer/ 9 
I told him. 

He poked a cold nose into the hollow 
of my hand, then sauntered around the 
table. He waved his tail as he passed 
both his master and mistress, stood a mo- 
ment in thought, and withdrew as un- 
hurriedly as he had come. We heard 
his nails click as he passed from rug to 
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rug on the hardwood floor of the main 
hall and we listened until the sound grew 
fainter and was gone. 

"Back to the throne/' I said, and this 
proved to be true. When we went to the 
living-room a few moments later he was 
curled up in his chair with his eyes 
closed. "Asleep, eh?" I said; but he de- 
nied it feebly with a slight thump of his 
tail against the leather chair seat. Pres- 
ently he was snoring. 

"How much could you get for him?" 
I asked. 

"Oh, I don't know," said Gregory. 
"His size is against him for a stud dog." 

"How much would you take?" 

Gregory joined me by the chair* He 
looked down at the sleeping Dumb-Bell. 
"Well, I hadn't thought of selling him. 
Had you, Chief?" 

"Oh, yes, often. He tracks the house 
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up so, with his hlessed muddy paws. 
Come here, you silly things, and drink 
your coffee," 

Gregory took a gold and white egg- 
shell of a cup to the fireplace. He stood 
with his back to the fire stirring his cof- 
fee thoughtfully. 

"I can tell you how much he is worth," 
he said suddenly: "one million, two hun- 
dred and fifteen thousand dollars." 

"He should find a pleasant home for 
that," I said. "Would you throw off 
the fifteen thousand for cash?" Then I 
saw that he was serious. "What do you 
mean?" I asked. "Why the exact sum?" 

"Do you happen to know an old Mr. 
Parmalee, of Chicago, R. H. Parma- 
lee?" 

I considered a moment. "Yes, I think 
I do. That is, I knew of him when I 
was scratching for the Tribune. He's 
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the bete noir of the higher-ups in Wall 
Street. He lives in Chicago, won't leave 
it, and is chairman of the board or a big 
stockholder in heaven knows how many 
Eastern concerns. He won't go East 
to board meetings, so board meetings go 
to him, and the elect groan and moan at 
the trip. He hates ostentation like the 
devil, and looks like a tramp. Is he the 
man you mean?" 

"Yes, that's the man. Especially the 
tramp part." 

"He's a queer old codger," I said* 
"He supports a flock of no-account rela^ 
lives who are ashamed to meet him on 
the street." 

A coffee spoon clattered. "He's not a 
queer old codger!" said Mrs, Gregory. 
"He's a dear! I adore him. Imagine 
being ashamed to meet him! What do 
his clothes matter? Why " 
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"Hold on there," Gregory put in. 
"What did you say when Griggs took 
him upstairs? Griggs was carrying his 
bag as though it might explode at any 
moment What was it you said?" 

Mrs. Gregory recovered her spoon. 
*Tm sure IVe forgotten." 

"You asked me where I'd picked him 
up, didn't you?" 

"Well, perhaps I did, but I simply 
meant " 

Gregory turned to me. "If you 
should hear your hostess ask where you 
had been picked up, how would it strike 
you?" 

"Why, has he been here?" I asked. 
"Where did you meet him? What's all 
this about, anyway?" 

"It's about what the Chief was tell- 
ing you on the terrace. Are you ready 
to smoke? Cigarettes in that silver doo* 
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dab. Cigars just behind you. Want a 
liqueur? Well, take that other chair; it's 
more comfortable. Don't interrupt at 
mere exaggeration. Chief. Man, it would 
make a play! Perhaps you can do 
something with it. And I thought I 
was doing a kind act." He grinned at 
his wife. "Succoring the poor and 
needy, eh, Chief? She was Lady Boun- 
tifulOh, golly! And then Dumb-Bell 
saved the day. And the Chief I think 
he was fond of the Chief, too, she'd 
been so sweet to the poor old man. 
He" 

"Are you going to tell what happened, 
or are you going to stand there and " 

"Well, you tell him!" 

"Indeed I'll not. Sit down here and 
be serious. You were serious enough 
then." 

Gregory's smile was gone the instant 
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she had spoken. "Yes, Chief," he said 
gravely. "We were both a bit serious, 
I thought." He left the fireplace and 
let himself slowly down into a chair 
close to where his wife was sitting. "I 
hope we'll never be quite so serious 
again." He crossed his long legs, lit 
a cigar, and stared into the bluish flames 
of the applewood fire. "The war did 
it," he said at last. "And playing a 
new game. Do you know anything 
about high explosive shells?" 

"Not a tiling," I said. "Except that 
they go off with a bang, and everybody's 
getting rich making them." 

"Just so. That's what I knew, last 
year. Of course I thought, still think, 
the Allies are doing our work. We 
didn't have the sweepers to get into 
the housecleaning properly and they 
needed brooms. Well, things'!! be more 
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tidy when they get through, but it's been 
a dirty job, A year ago it looked bad. 
I rather wanted to help in a small 
way, 

"Of course you know I'm not very 
active at the works. Braithwaite runs 
things to suit himself, and that lets me 
knock about pretty much as I please. 
He loves work and I love play, and there 
you are everybody satisfied. 

"Well, along comes a chap from the 
Midland Iron Company with his pockets 
full of subcontracts and his head full of 
everything from barbed wire to aero- 
planes. He spent two days with Braith- 
waite and Gaston, and they came up 
here, all mad as hatters, and routed me 
out. The idea was to build a plant in 
nine or ten minutes and take on the ma- 
chining of three million three-inch high 
explosives for Russia on a subcontract 
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from Midland Iron, who'd furnish the 
rough casings. 

"All play and no work makes Jack a 
bright boy, and I inquired gently about 
Midland Iron. 

"They smiled at me pityingly. 'Yon 
tell him/ said Braithwaite. So the sub- 
contract chap mentioned the names of 
the directors in a hushed voice, and I 
blinked. 'But/ I said, 'I've never heard 
of it before, and outside of hunting sea- 
son I do read the papers now and then/ 
They explained that it was a lot of junk 
consolidated solely for war business with 
'all the money in the world' behind it. 
This was so, all right. Both Dun and 
Bradstreet sent a report a few days later 
that made me blink again. 

"Well, there seemed to be a, quarter 
of a million in it sure, but I went in 
more for the reason I've told you than 
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for the profit on the job* Business had 
been bad for two years and I was down 
pretty fine; but all you had to do was 
to mention Midland Iron at any bank 
and you could walk in and help your- 
self. We built a plant equipment, 
three hundred lathes, three hundred elec- 
tric motors, and a lot of odds and ends. I 
went on the paper, of course. 

"There was some delay at first. We 
wanted master gauges, and Midland 
couldn't let us have 'em. When we 
hollered they passed the buck to Russia. 
The Grand Dukes were too busy or too 
tired or something to send on the draw- 
ings, so we paid three hundred machin- 
ists for an eight-hour day and they sat 
among the lathes and played pinochle. 
We didn't dare let 'em go. Skilled labor 
is skilled labor these days. That was 
all right, because we put it up to Mid- 
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land and they never whimpered. Just 
O.K/d our pay roll and charged it te 
the Czar, I guess. 

"This went on for two months. Then 
we got our gauges and a Russian in- 
spector who talked French, all in one 
day; and the rough cases began to roll 
in from Midland in trainload lots, and 
pinochle ceased to be a vocation around 
there. 

"All during this the field trial season 
was on, and it was breaking my heart. 
We had a nice birdy pup by Dumb-Bell 
out of Miss Nance in the derbys, and 
Peter went to a trial or two. He came 
home quite gloomy, though, because the 
pointers were winning all down the line. 
* 'Ell-'ooping all over the country like a 
lot o' gray'ounds/ is what he told me. 
'Don't they find birds?' I asked, and I 
gathered from what he said that when a 
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pointer stumbled over a bevy he stopped 
in astonishment. 

"War or no war, I was going to see 
the National at least, and things got to 
running so nicely I decided to make it 
three weeks and take in the United 
States and another stake. Braithwaite 
said to go he was glad to get rid of 
me, I think. I left for the South with 
everybody happy and the Russian in- 
spector walking around twisting his lit- 
tle stick-up mustache and saying f C*est 
tres Hen' at everything, including the 
three-star Hennessey, which he liked and 
we furnished. He drank a quart a day 
without a quiver. Think of it! 

"Peter was right about the pointers. It 
was a pointer year. They were a poor 
lot, too; but the setters were worse, and 
our crowd was in the dumps. There was 
a lot of grumbling about the judging. 
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Some of us think that first of all a bird 
dog must find birds. We believe he can 
go just as fast as his nose will let him and 
no faster. And that brings me to old Mr. 
Parmalee. 

"He got in the second night of the Uni- 
ted States. He had the same old frowsy 
leather bag he has brought to every field 
trial as long as anybody can remember. 
He was looking seedy, even for him, and 
that's saying a good deal. He came in 
the door of the hotel, and the boys yelled 
at him and grabbed him and hammered 
him on the back, and he blushed he's a 
diffident little old cuss. 

"Nobody knew anything about him, ex- 
cept that he came down to the trials year 
after year, that he loved a setter as well 
as any man in the world, and that he was 
a stickler for nose rather than speed. 
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right up when it came to arguing about 
that. 

"He had a bully round with Fosdick of 
the Argot strain that first night. Fosdick 
was a little overbearing, I thought he 
has a twenty-thousand-acre preserve on 
the James River and twenty feet of water 
at his own dock when he runs down in his 
yacht and finally he said: 'Well, if you 
don't like the kind of dogs we're sending 
to the trials, why don't you breed some to 
suit you?' 

"Everybody felt uncomfortable. You 
don't hear things like that often at the 
trials. 

"But the old gentleman looked Fos- 
dick in the eye and came back as pat 
as you please. 'I don't have to breed one/ 
he said; 'it's already been done. If you 
want to find out just what you've got, 
pick out the best one you ever bred and 
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put him down for three hours with Brook- 
field Dumb-Bell/ 

"Well, the setter men yelled at that - 
everybody did, in fact and Fosdick shut 
up like a clam. The old gentleman came 
over to where I was sitting, and we talked 
for the rest of the evening. 

"He said that he was from Chicago, 
and that he took his vacation each year 
when the National was run. He said he 
hoped to 'slip out of the harness some day' 
and spend the rest of his life with a 
twenty gauge and a pair of Llewellyns. 
I thought perhaps he was keeping books; 
I don't know why, except that he was 
stoop-shouldered and spoke of having to 
work too hard at his age. I had a vision 
of him perched on a high stool doing 
double entry. 

"I didn't see much of him after that un- 
til the finals of the Championship. He 
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rode with me that afternoon, and we f ol 
lowed the dogs as best we could, hoping 
for bird work, which we didn't get. H< 
was fairly chipper when we started, bu1 
as the dogs ran he got more and more 
quiet, I don't think he spoke once during 
the last hour. 

"Well, they gave it to a rangy, wild- 
eyed, bitch-headed pointer who had cov- 
ered most of a county and found twc 
bevies and one single in three hours' run- 
ning ; and I rode home with old Mr. Par- 
malee. He got off his horse and sighed, 
and went into the hotel without a word. 

"I went upstairs and packed. When I 
came down he was standing looking out 
the window, and I walked over to him. 

"The new champion was on leash in 

front of the hotel with a crowd around 

him. His handler was telling everybody 

what a great dog they were looking at, 

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Once he said: 'He's a bird dog, men! 5 
and old Mr. Parmalee snorted. He 
turned to me and, by George, he looked 
all broken up. 'This is my last trip/ he 
said; Tm getting too old to come down 
here and see what we saw today/ 

"I said something about it being an off 
year, but he didn't answer. He looked 
out the window and clicked with his 
tongue. 'So that's a National Champion!' 
he said. Then he turned to me again. 
'Five years ago today/ he said, 'I saw a 
real champion win this stake. I can re- 
member every move he made. He found 
sixteen bevies and twenty-three singles, 
and he went a mile at every cast. I have 
wanted to see something like that again, 
. . . but I don't think I shall ... I don't 
think I shall/ 

"I'm something of a *;oft ass at times, 
and he looked rather old and forlorn; so 
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I took hold of his arm and said, "You 
come back to Brookfield with me, and 
we'll shoot some quail over him and watch 
him work for a week or so. What do you 
say?' 

"He said a lot about being an old nui- 
sance and that sort of thing, but his eyes 
were shining like a child's, and I hustled 
him upstairs and helped him pack his duds 
you should have seen 'em and we 
caught the five o'clock train. The Chief 
met us at the front door next day and 
Dumb-Bell was standing beside her. 

"I didn't see much of him after that 
I had other things on my mind but the 
Chief took him under her wing, and he 
took to it all like a wet setter to a wood 
fire. Didn't he, Chief?" 

"He was just sweet; one of the very 
nicest guests we ever had. He under- 
stood everything so. Of course at first I 
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was well, not startled exactly, but Jim 
chums with terrible creatures if they shoot 
well or can walk as far as he can. You 
know he adores that Slade man who's been 
in jail I don't know how many times, and 
sells whisky on the sly, and fights bull- 
dogs and game chickens. Jim takes him 
to the gun room and they sit and roar 
at each other. Sometimes I wonder who 
tells the worst stories, the Slade man or 
Jim. 

"Jim hadn't told me he was bringing 
anyone home with him, and when they got 
out of the motor and I saw Mr. Parmalee 
for the first time, well! really his clothes 
are shocking. And his collars and cuffs 
and ties! And his hat! Where do you 
suppose he got that hat, Jim? Then he 
was not at all at his ease when Jim pre- 
sented him; I didn't know how diffident 
he was, then, so when he went upstairs I 
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asked Jim what he told you just now." 

Gregory chuckled. "About picking 
him up, she means. He's worth a hun- 
dred millions." 

"What of it? If he hadn't been the 
charming old thing he is what difference 
would that make?" 

"Of course, of course; but, even so, 
"picking up' a multimillionaire isn't the 
way I'd put it exactly." 

"It wasn't any time until I knew. He 
had beautiful old-school manners when his 
shyness wore off. Mr. Braithwaite had 
been telephoning for Jim, so he went off 
to the works, and I showed Mr. Parmalee 
the place, and he loved it all. We spent 
most of the afternoon at the kennels. He 
knew Peter, he'd seen him somewhere at 
the trials, and they looked at all the dogs 
and talked and talked. Then I showed 
him Roderigo's grave in the orchard, and 
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he stood looking down at it, and I knew I 
was going to like him. 

"We came to the house because he 
wanted to see Dumb-Bell again, but the 
mannie was out in the garden digging for 
moles with his face all dirty. He was 
having a splendid time and I didn't want 
to call him in, and Mr. Parmalee said, 'Of 
course not/ 

"We had tea in here and Mr. Par- 
malee sat down in Dumb-Bell's chair 
not knowing and I asked him if he 
would mind changing his seat. He looked 
surprised and embarrassed, and said, 
'Why, certainly.' So when he had taken 
another chair I told him. 

"I said that Roderigo had had it first 
and it was his very own chair. And then 
it was empty for a long time, and then 
Dumb-Bell did what he did, and now it 
was his, and nobody else sat in it. 
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"Mr. Parmalee said, 'I see, I see/ and 
went over and looked at the chair, and 
then he said, rather to himself, 'It's not 
for mere humans, is it?' and then he blew 
his nose. 

" "Sometimes/ I said, 'people sit in it 
and hold him in their laps. That's all 
right, of course/ And he said, 'I should 
like to do that very much'; and then we 
had our tea. We got along splendidly 
after that." 

"I should say they did," said Gregory. 
"She took to the Lady Bountiful business 
like a duck. She fancied she was showing 
the poor old man the time of his life." 

"I was," said Mrs. Gregory calmly. 

"He's coming back, at any rate. And 
the Lord knows I didn't do so much to 
make his visit pleasant. After I saw 
Braithwaite I didn't have time to work 
dogs for old Mr. Parmalee or anybody 
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else. I told him I was busy, and Peter 
took him out every morning, and he 
knocked about with the Chief in the after- 
noon. It was out of season, but I told 
Peter to let the old man kill a few quail 
over Dumb-Bell just to say he'd done 
it. I thought Peter would shoot me. 

"He came up to the house that night, 
though, and looked at me as though I 
were a convict. It seems the old man had 
refused point blank to take a gun along 
out of season. E's a sportsman/ said 
Peter, 'and, 'eaven knows, they're rare 
enough!' I admitted it, and Peter left 
with his head in the air. 

"This was at first. I saw the old chap 
each night of course and he'd describe 
every point Dumb-Bell had made that 
day. Later he could have had a fit in the 
front hall without my noticing it." 

"That isn't so. Through it all he re- 
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membered his guest. At dinner he'd sit 
with a look on his face that made me want 
to scream, and talk hunting dogs and field 
trials and trout fishing with that old man, 
and laugh at his stories, too." 

"Stuff. I simply wanted to forget dur- 
ing dinner that I owed a million." 

"What!" I exclaimed. 

"Oh, yes," said Gregory cheerfully. 
"Well over a million. I gave you the 
figures a while ago." 

"It isn't possible!" 

"That's what I said until Braithwaite 
got through. It's quite simple. Our con- 
tract was for three dollars and forty-five 
cents per shell for three million shells and 
it was costing us three eighty-five and a 
half to turn 'em out." 

"But how could that be? Why were 
your estimates so far off?" 

"New game. We didn't know the an- 
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gles. And then things broke badly for 
us. For instance, we figured on three 
hundred lathes at eight hundred dollars. 
Well, everything went sky high and our 
lathes cost fifteen hundred each, and we 
had to get down on our knees and pray 
for 'em at that price. Same thing with 
our motors. They should have been a 
hundred and thirty-five; they were two 
hundred and fifty. We figured on seven- 
teen-cent copper, which is high enough. 
We paid twenty-six cents a pound for 
<every pound, and you could take it or 
leave it, they didn't care which ; so every 
band on every shell cost forty-five cents 
instead of thirty-two. Then we got into 
a mess through improper heat treatment. 
The cases were annealed at too low a tem- 
perature, and they broke our machines 
and chewed up our tools and played the 
dickens generally. Same with the fuse 
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sockets. We'd figured on free-cutting 
cold-rolled bar stock, point forty-five* 
Instead it was fifty-eight to sixty, and ma- 
chine tools holler for help in that kind of 
going. Oh, it was a fine party, but ex- 
pensive. 

"To make everything perfect, the Rus- 
sian inspector left the Hennessey long 
enough to wander from the office over to 
the plant and throw out the first batch 
of finished shells because the interiors 
weren't smooth. 

"Of course anyone knows the exterior 
of a shell must be polished on account of 
air friction, but the inside 

"Braithwaite kept his temper somehow, 
so he told me, and asked in bad French if 
they wanted 7 em polished just to be tidy, 
or what? And the inspector explained 
that the trinitro toluol went into 'em un- 
der pressure and was extremely sensitive. 
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Therefore a little roughness of the 
chamber wall might cause a spark if the 
shell were dropped, in which case 
Touf!' 

"'Oh, pouf! eh?' said Braithwaite. 
'Well, we're a liberal crowd; at three 
forty-five we throw in a "pouf" with every 
shell.' But our Russian friend drew him 
gently to the office and got out the con- 
tract and it read: 'Surfaces must be pol- 
ished.' One little s did the trick and 
Braithwaite beat the inspector to the Hen- 
nessey bottle. 

"Of course we put it up to Midland at 
once, by letter, by wire, by long distance ; 
then Braithwaite and I went on. After 
wrestling with 'em for two days and a 
night they agreed to allow us ten cents a 
shell, and that was final. 

"I came home with two hands and the 
clothes on my back. I'm a good wing 
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shot, throw a fairly accurate fly, and 
I'll be forty next month. 

"I sat in the smoker all night. I kept 
seeing the Chief in the rose garden. She 
had on a floppy pink sun hat and she cut 
roses, armloads of 'em and sang." 

Gregory stopped abruptly. 

"Good Lord!" I said. I saw white fin- 
gers steal over and twine themselves about 
a lean brown hand clenched on the chair 
arm. I became absorbed in the fireplace 
with its bed of glowing ashes. 

"Isn't it the deuce," said Gregory at 
last, "what just money will do! Just 
money. Think of it!" 

I thought of it while the big clock tick- 
tocked in the hall, and something was 
done with an absurdly small handkerchief, 
and the pinched look left Gregory's face. 

"I hadn't told the Chief anything," he 
began again. "I'd been hoping that Mid- 
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land might see us through. Of course 
she knew something was in the wind, but 
she hadn't an idea how bad it was. On 
the train coming back I made up my mind 
to tell her as soon as I got in the house; 
so we walked in here as soon as we'd said 
hello. 

"She asked me if I was tired, and I 
said 'A little,' and looked about the room. 
I'd forgotten old Mr. Parmalee was on 
earth, but I thought a servant might be 
about. I never looked in the bay window. 
There's nothing there but the chair and 
no one would be sitting in that. 

"I sat down where you're sitting now, 
and I said, 'Come here, Chief/ and she 
came and sat in my lap, and then I told 
her. 

"I got far enough along to mention 
Midland Iron, and then I heard a noise 
in the bay window as though someone had 
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moved a foot on the floor. I said,, 'Wait 
a moment/ to the Chief, and got up and 
went over to the chair. 

"Old Mr. Parmalee was sitting there 
with Dumb-Bell asleep in his lap. The 
dog was wet and muddy and snoring 
you know how he snores when he's tired. 

" 'Oh, hello !' I said, and the old chap 
looked as though I'd caught him stealing 
the silver. 

" 'I didn't want to wake him/ he said 
in a whisper ; and I said, 'Won't he ruin 
your clothes?' 

"He didn't answer just looked down 
at the dog. 'We've had a wonderful day/ 
he said, 'wonderful!' And I said, 'That's 
good/ and took the Chief in the library, 
and finished telling her there. 

"I had dinner alone with the old man 
that night. The Chief couldn't come 
down. You see she'd got both barrels at 
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once, and it flattened her out for a few 
hours, 

"I didn't say much, and neither did he. 
As soon as we'd had coffee I asked him to 
excuse me, and he said, 'Certainly/ but he 
fidgeted a bit and finally got out that he 
wanted to ask a favor, and I told him to 
go ahead. 

"He said, 'You know I expected to 
leave tomorrow morning/ I said, 'Yes.' 
I hadn't known it, but I wanted to get 
rid of him, under the circumstances. 

" 'Would it be asking too much/ he 
said, c if I stayed a day or so longer? 5 I 
told him to go ahead and stay. I wasn't 
very cordial, I'm afraid. I wanted to 
get up to the Chief, and I wanted him 
to go. 

"I didn't see him at all next morning* 
The Chief wanted to look at the place and 
wanted me with her, so we wandered 
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about and looked at everything as though 
we were seeing it for the first time." 

"We were/ 5 Mrs. Gregory put in; "I 
saw things I'd never seen before." 

"What with?" asked Gregory. 

"Oh 5 I didn't cry all the time just 
when things happened that would nearly 
kill you. . . . The cows, with their big 
kind eyes, all giving as much milk as they 
possibly could. And the work horses, the 
dear old work horses that would go away 
from the safe, warm stables. And the 
dogs, our own little doggies that were so 
glad to see us. And the grass and the 
trees and the fields, and Peter and Jerry 
and Felix and all the men, so good and 
faithful, who had to be taken care of when 
they grew old. They were all so proud of 
what they were doing, even the man who 
was putting in tile, Jim, do you remem- 
ber?" 

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"Yes," said Gregory. 

"And then we came back to the house 
and in here and there was the chair, all 
worn, and " the ridiculous handkerchief 
was out again, " and then I wanted to 
die before it all happened. . , . And just 
then just then You tell him, Jim!" 

"Well," said Gregory, "just then old 
Mr. Parmalee came in, very much embar- 
rassed, and asked if we were in trouble. 
And the Chief said yes, we were. And 
old Mr*. Parmalee asked if he couldn't 
help. And I said no, and thanked him. 
Then he said" 

"And the way he said it, Jim! 'Some- 
times people can help other people/ 
That's what he said. Wasn't it, Jim?" 

Gregory nodded. "Well, of course I 
said he couldn't help in this case, and he 
said, 'I heard you mention Midland Iron 
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thing to do with it?' I was surprised he 
even knew the name, but I said yes, and 
he said, 'If that's the case I think you'd 
better tell me about it.* He sat down 
then and folded his arms as though ready 
to listen, and for some reason, I don't 
know why, I sat down, too, and told him 
the whole business. 

"When I got through he said, 'Yes, I 
see. 9 Then he got up and walked over 
and looked down at Dumb-Bell and said, 
'He'd have to leave his chair as things are, 
wouldn't he?' Then he looked at the 
Chief, 'We can't have that, can we?' 
he said, and the Chief began to weep 
again. 

"The old man said, 'There, there/ and 
picked up the phone and asked for long 
distance, and then for A. L. Warrington 
at Pittsburgh he's president of Mid- 
land. I thought the old man had lost his 
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mind. I sat there looking at him, wonder- 
ing what the deuce Warrington would 
say when he found what he had on the 
wire. 

"Nobody said anything while we waited 
for the connection. I patted the Chief 
while she sniffled, and the old man patted 
Dumb-Bell while he snored. It was quite 
a tableau. At last the bell rang. 

" 'Hello P said the old man. 'Is that 
you, Alfred? This is Mr* Parmalee.' 
Think that over for a moment ! The presi- 
dent of Midland Iron was Alfred and 
that old scarecrow was Mr. Parmalee! 
'Alfred/ he said, 'do you know anything 
about a contract with the Gregory Fur- 
nace Company for machining three-inch 
shells r 

"Evidently Warrington said he did. If 
he didn't he had a poor memory; I'd spent 
sixteen hours with him over it. 'Well,' 
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said the old man, 'have a new contract 
made out at three-ninety per shell, and 
mail it to Gregory tomorrow. Do you 
understand, Alfred? ... All right.' Then 
he rang off, 

"The Chief and I were sitting there 
gaping. I was wondering if I were crazy, 
too. 

"The old man coughed nervously we 
were both staring at him then he said, 
'You see, it just happens that I have an 
interest in er that is, I own a majority 
of stock in er the Midland Iron Com- 
pany.' Then he sneaked out of the room. 
He was frightfully embarrassed." 

Gregory tossed what was left of his 
cigar into the fire. We watched the small 
flame it made until it flickered into a wisp 
of smoke. 

The sound of snoring in the bay win- 
dow ceased. Dumb-Bell sat up in his 
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chair, yawned tremendously, regarded us 
all for a moment and grinned. 

"Oh, yes," said Gregory, "it's very 
funny now" 



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fTlHE wood fire leaped and crackled, 
-- and shot small embers out upon the 
bricks. The embers changed from white 
to red, from red to gray, from gray to 
sullen black. Their lives were short. One 
moment glowing, brilliant dead smudges 
on the hearth the next. Dumb-Bell 
watched them, 

It was the first time Dumb-Bell had 
noticed the embers. His chair had always 
stood in the bay window across the big 
room. That day they had moved it nearer 
the fire. He wondered why. 

They had moved the leather-covered 
stool, too. He blinked down at it. The 
leather-covered stool had stood, for the 
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past six months, just in front of his chair. 
He had disliked it at first because it was 
strange. He disliked strange things that 
interfered with his habits. It had been 
his habit, until the last year, to get into his 
chair by a single easy bound. Then he 
had found it better to put his forepaws in 
the chair seat, pull one hind leg up, and 
then the other. 

One day he had hunted quail from a 
pink dawn to a red eve. They had taken 
out as his brace mate young Susan White- 
stone, who was something of a flibber- 
tigibbet. The perverse creature had in- 
sisted on flying to far dim thickets in her 
searchings, leaving nearer cover unex- 
plored. It was that way with the young 
success was always just over the hill. 
Dumb-Bell had humored the silly thing, 
had even been caught up by her infec- 
tious, sweeping flights. He had run with- 
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out restraint, without dignity, with aban- 
don. 

Not as he had run in those all-conquer- 
ing days when his sobriquet was the White 
Ghost ; but he had held the flitting Susan, 
even, for a time, and there was this differ- 
ence between them: now and then she 
would flash blithely past a bit of cover, 
without a thought, without a sign; and 
then he would come plunging by, weary 
in heels and heart, but with a champion's 
nose. One instant he was in his stride, 
the next moveless, high-headed, tense. 
Within the thicket, perhaps a hundred 
feet away, was a breathless huddle of 

Si 

brown feathers and close-held wings! 

And then the airy Susan would come 
creeping back, awed by the splendor of 
his pose, vaguely troubled by the thought 
that, flit as she might for all her days, 
such miracles were not for her. 
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That night, when Dumb-Bell put his 
forepaws in the chair his hind legs, for 
some reason, refused to follow. He had 
tried to lift them up, his toes scratching 
on the slippery leather, until his mistress 
came and helped him into the chair. 

Limping in from the garden next day 
Dumb-Bell had found the stool before his 
chair. He waited for someone to move it. 
No one did, and he decided to climb into 
the chair despite it. He found the stool 
was like a step. By using it he could 
walk right into his chair. He tried it sev- 
eral times to make sure. It worked per- 
fectly every time. From then on he liked 
the stool. 

And now they had moved his chair and 
his stool nearer the fire. It had seemed a 
little chilly in the bay window the last few 
nights. It must be a very cold fall. It 
was certainly nice and warm here by the 
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fire. And then he could watch the em- 
bers. 

He was alone with the fire and his 
thoughts. He could hear a faint murmur 
of voices coming from the dining-room. 
The people were about the pleasant, glis- 
tening table. It might be well to go in 
there and stand by his mistress. Then, 
just before Griggs took her plate away, 
her fork would come stealing down quite 
quietly with something delicious on the 
end. He would be careful not to let his 
teeth. click on the silver tines. Not that 
it made any difference who heard, but they 
had done it that way for years. 

It had begun when he was always hun- 
gry and inclined to beg, and perhaps 
annoy the guests, and rules had been 
made. Nowadays he was never very hun- 
gry and guests were never annoyed at 
anything he did. They were, as a matter 
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of fact, quite flattered if he noticed them 
at all. 

Dumb-Bell raised his head from his 
paws, stirred, and glanced at the door. It 
was a long way to the dining-room, and 
he was not in the least hungry. He had 
left three pieces of liver untouched on his 
plate in the butler's pantry. . . . 

He was still watching the embers when 
the people came in from dinner his mas- 
ter and mistress and that old man named 
Parmalee. Dumb-Bell gave the two 
thumps on the chair seat which hospitality 
required, and Mr. Parmalee came and 
scratched him back of the ears. 

It was pleasant, this scratching. He 
closed his eyes. The voices and the snap- 
ping of the fire grew fainter and fainter. 
At last they drifted away altogether, and 
he was in a queer thicket in which quail 
rose with a whir at every step he took but 
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gave no scent, although he tried and tried 
to smell them. Why he ? Champion Brook- 
field Dumb-Bell, was flushing birds! It 
was horrible. He twitched and whined 
in his sleep. 

While he slept the people talked. 

"Jim/ 3 said Mr. Parmalee, "I've come 
here this time to tell you something, I've 
discovered the Happy Hunting Ground, 
I want to take you there." 

The master of Brookfield looked at him 
inquiringly. 

"I not only discovered it, I made it," 
Mr. Parmalee went on. "No, I can't say 
that. Come to think of it, the Good Lord 
did most of the work. I just put on the 
finishing touches. It's in Minnesota." 

"Are there quail up there?" asked 
Gregory doubtfully. "I've understood 
not. Nothing to speak of, at any rate." 

"No, no," said Mr. Parmalee. "Bob- 
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white must have his comforts his corn 
and his ragweed and his wheat. Some 
day, perhaps, he'll get there, but not now. 
The wilderness frightens him. We'll hunt 
a braver bird, king of them all." 

"Ruffed grouse!" said the master of 
Brookfield quickly. 

"Just so," said Mr. Parmalee, and then 
he explained. He owned, it seemed, a 
big tract of timber land in northern Min- 
nesota. He coughed slightly as he ad- 
mitted it the things he owned embar- 
rassed Mr. Parmalee. He had gone up 
there last year. He wanted to see the 
great pines tremble, sway, and crash down 
before the deep biting axes and snoring 
saws of the lumberjacks. He had seen 
this, and other things. In particular he 
had seen, or rather heard, the flight of in- 
numerable ruffed grouse getting up be- 
fore him in the thickets. 
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It was all but impenetrable cover, much 
too thick for wing shooting ; and yet here 
was a country filled with the greatest of 
all game birds. He thought about it for 
several days. 

In any direction he pushed his way 
through second-growth pine, silver birch, 
alders, and a riot of bushes and vines, 
a thrilling roar of wings was all about 
him. 

One night he talked with the logging 
superintendent who recommended and 
sent for one Red Harry, log boss extraor- 
dinary. He came, a big red man, as thick 
'through the chest as one of the pines he 
smote, and stood in the doorway. Mr. 
Parmalee told him what he wanted. 
Could it be done? 

"Sure, anything kin be done; but it'll 
cost" 

"That's my part of it," said Mr. Par- 
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malee, who had taken stock of his man 
and was never embarrassed when it came 
to large affairs. 

Red Harry turned and spat unhur- 
riedly through the doorway. "I'll get a 
hundred rough-necks from Brainerd. 
You want some of the stuff left standin', 
an' brush heaps made every little bit* 
Have I got you right?" 

"Exactly. If you thin it too much the 
birds will leave, and they like brush 
heaps,," 

"Twenty square miles?" 

"About that," said Mr. Parmalee; "and 
a good, tight, four-room cabin." 

"All set," said Red Harry, and 
slouched into the night. 

The master and mistress of Brookfield 
listened to further deeds of Red Harry 
and his rough-necks. The eyes of the mis- 
tress of Brookfield widened at this whole- 
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sale conversion of the wilderness into a 
shooting preserve. 

"And so/' Mr. Parmalee wound up, 
"the Happy Hunting Ground is ready.' 5 
He turned to his hostess. "I hoped you 
would come, too. It will be a little rough, 
but" 

"I'd love it," said Mrs. Gregory. "And 
Jim will go quite mad." 

"The trouble is," said Gregory, "I 
haven't a dog that will do. My stuff is 
all too fast for grouse. I'll talk to Peter 
tomorrow though and see what he's got." 

But Peter tilted his hat over one eye 
and scratched the back of his head when 
asked, next morning, to produce a grouse 
dog. He let his eye rove down the line of 
runways and back to the master of Brook- 
field. A grouse dog must be a plodding, 
creeping, silent worker. A field trial ken- 
nel was not the place to look for one. 
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"Old Jane Aus'in, now, might do," said 
Peter at last. "She always was sly like, 
an' what with age an 7 whelpin' an' one 
thing an' other she might stay around 
where you could get a look at her now 
and then." 

"All right," said the master of Brook- 
field promptly, "well take her along." 

"Wait a minute," said Peter. "I ain't 
told you yet. She's 'eavy in whelp to 
Beau Brummell." 

"Oh!" said the master of Brookfield. 
"Well, why didn't you say so at first?" 

"'Ow can I say it all at once?" Peter 
wanted to know. "You come 'ere askin' 
me this an 5 askin' me that, an' I'm just 
tellin' you." He spent a moment in 
thought. "Ole Bang Vs gone," he safd 
meditatively. "Now the Beau 'imself 
might do. 'E's slowed down to nothin' 
an' Vs got a grand nose " 
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"Just the thing," said the master of 
Brookfield. "We'll give him a trial at 
any rate. What else have you got?'* 

"'Old your 'orses a bit," said Peter. 
"'Is rheumatism 'as been so bad 'ere late- 
ly ? e can't 'ardly get out of 'is kennel." 

The master of Brookfield got out his 
cigarette case and seated himself on the 
kennel house doorstep. There followed 
a gloomy silence. It was broken by Peter 
at last. 

"Lord!" he exploded suddenly, "I 
never thought." He folded his arms and 
directed a reproachful eye at the master 
of Brookfield. "You come 'ere askin' me 
for a grouse dog," he said. "Why didn't 
you look around afore you come?" He 
nodded toward the house. "What about 
*im?" he inquired. "With all the brains 
an* all the nose in the world, an' 'is speed 
gone from 'im. Take 'im with you up 
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there, an' if 'e flushes a single bird, once 
*e knows what they're like, you can 'are 
my wages for a year." 

"I believe you're right," said the mas- 
ter of Brookfield, brightening. "It's queer 
I didn't think of it. And yet, when you 
consider everything " He broke off, 
overwhelmed by visions of the past in 
wliich a white speck swept distant hori- 
zons while horsemen cursed him lovingly 
and galloped after. 

"It is funny now, ain't it?" said Peter. 
"'Untin' grouse with 'im. Lord save us!" 

The pines had done it. At first Dumb- 
Bell had suspected the loons which 
laughed wildly from somewhere out on 
the black mystery of the lake. But it 
wasn't the loons ; they, at least, were alive. 
It was the pines, the brooding pines and 
the silence. Always before, wherever he 
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had gone, there had been noises, reassur- 
ing noises. Early in the morning, like 
this, birds should chirp and roosters crow; 
dogs give tongue and cattle rumble a 
greeting to the dawn. Horses might 
nicker and stamp. Sheep quaver to one 
another. And, best of all, there would be 
human voices, or a laugh, or a song, or a 
whistle. And the trees, where these things 
happened, rustled comfortably and seemed 
to take an interest. 

All this was far away, and Dumb- 
Bell had the shivers, and the pines had 
done it. He had heard them all night. 
When the wind blew, the pines made a 
noise. He did not like that noise. The 
silence in which, no matter how hard he 
listened, nothing could be heard was al- 
most better. 

Although the kitchen fire was banked 
and he lay on a shooting coat close to the 
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stove he had begun to shiver as the noise 
went on. He had hoped that when it 
stopped he would stop shivering, but the 
wind had died out and the noise had 
stopped, and still he shivered. He could 
see the pines now through the cabin win- 
dow, black and still against the sky, 
plainer every minute as the light grew. 
So many of them! There were a few 
pines at Brookfield. There had been a 
lot of them on one side of the course when 
he won the Continental. He had not 
shivered at them then. He had just run, 
with hundreds of men watching, and 
smashed into his bevy finds and gone on, 
while the men yelled. 

But the pines down there were smaller 
and not so black and proud, and he had 
been wild with excitement, for of course 
he was winning, he always won, and he 
knew the men would crowd about him 
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later and talk about him in hushed voices 
while he pretended not to hear what they 
said. 

There had been so many people that 
day. Here there were so few. His mas- 
ter and mistress and Mr. Parmalee and 
the cook man. That was all. And mil- 
lions of pines, Dumb-Bell shivered and 
watched them through the window, his 
head between his paws. 

They called this place the Happy 
Hunting Ground; but Dumb-Bell was 
not happy as he lay there, although he 
had hunted every day since they came. 

Of course it was not in the least like 
quail hunting nothing was like that! 
You went as fast as you could when you 
hunted quail, and saw the country for 
miles and miles. It was glorious! 

But they wouldn't let him do that any 
more, and these new birds were interest- 
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ing. You must go very quietly, and at 
the first faint scent slow to a walk and 
then to a creep and then to a crawl, until 
something told you you could go no 
farther. 

Dumb-Bell had flushed two grouse that 
first day before he had understood how 
they would burst out of the cover and 
roar off when he was fifty feet away. His 
master had said "Careful" to him re- 
proachfully, and Dumb-Bell had grinned 
in an agony of remorse. After that no 
more birds were flushed. He just crept 
about and found them in every direction, 
while his master and Mr. Parmalee shot, 
and his mistress called him silly names 
and even hugged him, now and then, when 
he came back with the dead bird unruffled 
in his mouth. 

He had disapproved of this hugging 
business. He was hunting, and even 
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though he went slowly and was stiff for 
some reason, when night came he was still 
Champion Brookfield Dumb-Bell at his 
work and not a "precious lamb." 

This was the dawn of their last day in 
the Happy Hunting Ground. Some of 
the things were packed already. The 
wagons would come tomorrow; and 
Dumb-Bell was glad. 

The wagons would take them for miles 
through the pines. But the train would 
come along, and after a while the pines 
would not stand in towering ranks on both 
sides of the track, and he would stop 
shivering. 

He lay and watched the pines until the 
cook man came and gave the stove its 
breakfast. Dumb-Bell wondered why it 
always ate wood instead of the good- 
smelling things that were put on top of it. 

Presently his mistress called good 
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morning to Mr. Parmalee and came into 
the kitchen, and the last day in the Happy 
Hunting Ground had begun. 

His mistress stayed at the cabin that 
day to finish packing, and he and his mas- 
ter and Mr, Parmalee started out. As 
they were leaving, his mistress gave him 
a hug and felt him shiver, and thought 
he was cold* 

But his master said, "He'll warm up 
when he gets to moving. Won't you, old 
snoozer?" 

Dumb-Bell grinned, and galloped stiffly 
to a small thicket. He skirted it with 
care to show that he was ready* ... It 
was much better to hunt and forget the 
pines. 

He did forget them all morning long. 
Early in the day his master made a won- 
derful double, both of them cross shots, 
and soon after that Dumb-Bell pointed a 
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live bird a long way off, with a dead bird 
in his mouth, and Mr. Parmalee well, it 
wasn't exactly hugging, but it was near it. 

They ate lunch in a small clearing 
where the low gray sky seemed to rest on 
the tops of the pine trees. Dumb-Bell 
ate his two sandwiches slowly, and stared 
at it. 

There was something about the sky he 
did not like. As he watched it the shivers 
came back, and he was glad when lunch 
was over and he could go to work 
again. 

Late in the afternoon, although he was 
working as hard as he could, he began 
to shiver worse than ever, and suddenly 
lie knew. . . . 

It was not the pines that had made him 

shiver. It was something else. It was 

something that was coming. It would be 

here soon now. It had been coming all 

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night. The pines had been telling him. 
Why, perhaps they were not so proud, so 
aloof, as they had seemed! Perhaps they 
really cared like the friendly trees at 
Brookfield. 

This thing that was coming was in the 
sky. In the gray sky that was growing 
dark now and the pines were beginning 
to talk about it again. 

Dumb-Bell stopped hunting, and stared 
into the north. As he stared his eyes 
changed, his soft, kindly, setter eyes. 
They filled with green lights. Those from 
which he sprang, centuries and centuries 
before, had fled and died before this thing, 
coming out of the north, and the sleeping 
wolf within him was awake and was 
afraid. 

"Getting pretty dark, isn't it?" said the 
master of Brookfield. "Let's hunt this 
piece out and break for camp. We're 
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going to have a storm I think. Dumb- 
Bell! Go on, old man!" 

At the words Dumb-Bell turned. Re- 
bellion was in his heart. He would not 
go on. He would put his tail between his 
legs and run. He would run to where the 
stove was that ate wood. 

This tall man who said "Go on," who 
was he ? Dumb-Bell looked at him wildly, 
and their eyes met . . . Dumb-Bell 
grinned, whined, and started not for the 
stove and safety; he went carefully to- 
ward a distant brush heap. There might 
be a grouse in there, and the tall man, his 
man, in the old tan shooting coat which 
he had slept on so many times, had 
ordered him to find it. 

Yes, there was a grouse in the brush 

heap. Dumb-Bell slowed to a creep and 

then to a crawl, until something told him 

he could go no farther. Then he stopped, 

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his eyes no longer green and shifting. 
They were warm, faithful, eager the 
eyes of Champion BrookfieJd Dumb-Bell 
on point. 

And then, with one last wailing shriek 
from the pines, the thing that had been 
coming, that had made him shiver so, was 
there, Dumb-Bell did not move. His 
fear, the fear of slinking ancestors, was 
gone. What if there was a roar that 
deafened him! What if it was as dark as 
night! What if he could scarcely breathe 
for the smothering ice particles that stung 
his muzzle and filled his eyes and his nos- 
trils! The years had thinned his blood 
and stiffened his limbs, but his nose, which 
was his soul, they could not touch. It 
was the nose of a champion still, and wind 
and dark and snow could not prevail 
against it there was a grouse in the 
brush heap. 

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A blizzard was a terrible thing. The 
pines had moaned all night about it. It 
was here now, roaring and biting, all but 
lifting him off his feet. Still there was 
a grouse in the brush heap. You couldn't 
change that. 

The wind was the worst. It was so 
hard to hold himself erect, and he must do 
that, whatever happened. He was on 
point, and champions pointed with a high 
head and level tail. 

If he moved, the grouse would flush, 
and he never flushed birds. Why, long 
ago, when he was a tiny puppy and they 
called him the runt and were ashamed 
of him, he never flushed birds. He had 
pointed sparrows when they kept him 
alone day after day in the runway. Of 
course no one knew he was pointing and 
no one came to flush the sparrows. They 
would hop about in the runway for a long 
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time so long that his legs would begiiv 
to tremble and his back would ache, and 
someone should have come but no one 
ever did. 

It was like that now, only worse. The 
wind was so cold. The winds were all 
much colder, lately. This one seemed to 
cut right into his chest as he held his head 
high against it. His hind legs were going 
back on him, too. They were beginning 
to let him down a little. He must 
straighten up somehow. 

Why didn't they come? He was so 
cold, so very cold. If he could change 
his position it would help his legs. They 
felt numb and queer. He felt queer all 
over. But there was a grouse in the brush 
heap. They would come and flush it soon, 
now. 

They had better hurry. He could not 
hold his head up much longer. It was not 
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the wind, the wind was growing warmer, 
almost like summer, but he was sleepy. 
That was queer. He had never felt sleepy 
on point before. But then he had worked 
hard today and he had not slept well last 
night because of the shivers. He would 
sleep better tonight, much better. Why, 
he could go to sleep this minute. The 
wind wouldn't hurt him. The wind was 
his friend. It had blown the snow all 
over him, and it was nice warm snow. It 
packed itself under his chest. He could 
even rest a little weight on it and help 
his legs. 

But they were gone away, his legs. 
Back to Brookfield, perhaps. He must 
go, too, back to Brookfield. It was bright 
and cheerful there. And always there 
were sounds that he knew, nice sounds 
not like the pines and the loons. 

He would come to the big gates first 
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and then he would leave the drive and cut 
across the lawn toward the lights of the 
house shining through the trees. He 
would scratch on the front door and some- 
one would let him in, and Peter would be 
glad to see him, and so would his chair, 
his own chair near the fire. And then 
Hut there was a grouse in the brush heap! 
He had almost forgotten . . . No, he 
couldn't leave just now. He must stay 
a little longer, alone in the dark in the 
nice warm snow. 

The snow was getting higher about him 
all the time. Perhaps it would cover him 
up after a while. He was not very big. 
They had called him the runt long ago . . . 
He had never flushed birds, though, even 
then. And now, although his master 
called him old" snoozer, he was Champion 
Brookfield Dumb-Bell, with his picture 
in the papers, and there was a grouse in 
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the brush heap! A grouse in the 
brush heap . , . 

The mistress of Brookfield raised her 
gun. "All ready, Tom," she said. 

The cook put his shoulder to the door 
and let it swing open a scant foot. There 
was a whistling shriek, the room was filled 
with a vortex of snow, both lamps went 
out, and the cook threw his weight against 
the door until the latch clicked in its 
socket. It was done in five seconds, prac- 
tice had made him perfect; but a tongue 
of flame had leaped out of the door as 
the twelve-gauge spoke in an abrupt yelp 
that just managed to rise above the voice 
of the storm. 

The cook lit the lamps again. Mrs. 
Gregory dropped the gun butt to the 
floor and felt the muscles of her right arm. 
She was shooting three and a quarter 



Dumb -Bell of Brook field 

" "- ' -I' ' i " " ' ' "I ' " " 

drams of nitro. Her own little twenty- 
gauge could not have been heard to the 
edge of the clearing. Her arm and shoul- 
der were bruised to a throbbing ache. 

She stood at the door listening for a 
time, then she broke the gun and slipped 
a shell in the right barrel. "All ready, 
Tom?" 

"Yes, ma'am," 

This time the heavy charge made her 
stagger and forced an "Oh!" of pain 
through her clenched teeth. 

The cook reached for the gun. "You 
can't do that no more," he said, "It'll 
tear the arm off of you." 

"I must," she said. "I can't hold the 
door. If the lamp blows over again it 
might explode." 

"I'll hold her or bust a lung," said the 
cook, "an' shoot with one hand." 

Mrs. Gregory drew the gun away and 
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gave the cook a white smile. "You're a 
good man/' she said with a nod. "When 
this is over you must come back with us 
to What was that?" 

The cook listened intently. He heard 
what he had heard for the past hour, the 
shriek of the wind and the rattle of ice 
particles against the window. 

But the mistress of Brookfield was a 
woman, and women listen with more than 
ears. 

"Open the door!" she cried. "Quick, 
quick!" 

The cook obeyed. For an instant the 
lamplight cut a yellow square a few yards 
into the blackness before the door. It 
was filled with a myriad particles of hiss- 
ing snow. These gave place to a stagger- 
ing figure that carried another figure in 
its arms. Then the lamps blew out again. 

When they were lighted a man of ice 
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stood in the room. He crackled and 
tinkled when he moved, but he had the 
voice of the master of Brookfield. 

"Glad you fired," he croaked. "I'd 
been hoping you would." He looked 
down at the quiet figure he carried. 
"Come and get him, Tom. I can't unbend 
my arms." 

The mistress of Brookfield did not ex- 
plain that she had been firing for an hour 
or more. She flew to the medicine case, 
then to the kitchen, then back with a 
steaming kettle. It was not until Mr. 
Parmalee stirred beneath the blankets a 
few moments later, then opened his eyes 
and muttered her name, that she flew to 
the master of Brookfield and asked a 
question. 

"Where," she said, "is Dumb-Bell?" 

The master of Brookfield sat in an un- 
heated room with his hands in a dishpan 
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filled with snow. His face, despite him, 
was twisted with pain. But the pain in 
his eyes as she met them was not physical. 
It was deeper and more lasting than the 
small agony of frozen fingers. 

"I ordered him on/' he said, "just be- 
fore it hit us. I looked as long as I 
dared, and fired and whistled. I thought 
he'd come back here." 

"Oh!" she said, with a sudden intaking 
of the breath. She returned to the main 
room and picked up the twelve-gauge. 
She picked the cook up bodily with her 
eyes and set him at the door, daring him 
with the same look to mention her arm 
and shoulder. 

"All ready, Tom," she said. "He'll 
come to the gun if he hears it." 

She fired until her blue-black arm re- 
fused to lift the twelve-gauge any longer. 
Then she took a camp stool close to the 
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door and sat there, waiting listening for 
a whine or a scratch that never came. 



When a grayness appeared at the win- 
dows at last, the outside world was still 
in a shrieking, whirling frenzy. But an 
hour later the storm swept away to the 
south as abruptly as it had come, and a 
red sun was climbing a salmon sky above 
the snow-bowed pines. 

Beneath the pines the drifted snow was 
blue, but in the clearings it was a daz- 
zling, shimmering pink which crept up 
the pines themselves, changing them to 
lavender plumes filled with violet shad- 
ows. 

Not a breath of wind remained. The 
pines were only painted on a painted sky. 
The pink snow, too, was painted. The 
whole wilderness had become unreal. It 
was too scenic, too theatrical to be true, 
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and Mrs. Gregory gasped as she stepped 
into it. 

"Jim/' she said, "this isn't the world, 
is it ? There never were such colors in the 
world before." 

The master of Brookfield squinted at 
the blushing snow, the unbelievable sky, 
and the still miracle of the pines with their 
impossible shadows. 

"Why, no," he said, at last "It isn't- 
the world. It's the Happy Hunting 
Ground, don't you remember?" 

At this she looked at him. 

"Ah, little Chief!" he said. And one 
of his bandaged hands fumbled for one 
of hers, and found it, and so they set out 
with Tom ahead breaking trail and Mr. 
Parmalee waving feebly from the door- 
way. 

They floundered on, peering into thick- 
ets, eying small mounds of snow fearfully 
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but passing them without examination. 
They would not admit, just yet, that one 
of those innocent mounds could have a 
dreadful secret. Now and then Tom 
would fire into the air, and they would 
stop and listen to the echoes of the shot 
crashing among the pines. They called, 
of course, and the master of Brookfield 
whistled, but the clearings were filled with 
snow and sunlight and the thickets with 
snow and shadows, and that was all. 

At last they found something. It was 
a gun standing against a tree. 

"It's mine," said Gregory. "Now I 
know where I am." 

He broke open the gun, took out the 
shells, and blew the snow from the bar- 
rels. He slipped the shells into the breech 
automatically, closed the gun, and looked 
about him. 

"We were standing in the middle of 
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that clearing," he said, pointing, "and I 
ordered him on. He went toward the 
farther end that's north, isn't it, Tom? 
and then it hit us, and I never saw him 
after that. Chief, you stand here to give 
us our bearings and we'll make a circle 
around you. You go one way, Tom, and 
I'll go the other. We'll make the first 
circle to take in the edge of the clearing 
and widen for the next when we meet." 

The mistress of Brookfield stood and 
watched them go. Somehow it was a com* 
fort to be here where the mannie had been. 
His blessed paws must have pattered by 
close to where she was standing. She 
knew exactly how he looked when he went 
by. He would be so earnest, so intent. 
He seemed to take on a remoteness when 
at work that shut her away almost com- 
pletely from him. It was almost a sacri- 
lege to hug him when he had to come in 
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with a dead bird and could not avoid her. 
But who could help it when he looked like 
that, so proud and important! 

If she had only been here yesterday. If 
she only had! If it was only now, this 
minute, that he was passing and she could 
call his name and see by the flicker of his 
eye that he heard! 

She tried it. "Dumb-Bell!" she said 
softly. "Mannie! Oh, Mannie !" ... She 
could not see whether he passed or not. 
She could see nothing until she found a 
handkerchief in her sweater pocket. 

Then, when she could see again, her 
heart stopped beating, for Tom was wav- 
ing to her and calling, and she ran toward 
him floundering, stumbling, falling in the 
snow. 

When she had crossed the clearing and 
saw what Tom was looking at she gave a 
cry of thankfulness and joy. ... There 
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was the mannie alive! He was standing 
deep in the snow. He was pointing with 
a high head and a level tail as he always 
did. 

And then she saw a look of amazement 
in Tom's face. She came closer, and the 
light left her eyes as she sank down on a 
log and covered them with her hands. . . . 
She did not move when the master of 
Brookfield came and stood beside her. 

Dumb-Bell was in a small glade, just 
beyond the shadow of a great black pine. 
He seemed to be carved in silver, for the 
sunlight flashed and twinkled on the 
sheath of ice which covered him from the 
tip of his outstretched nose to the tip of 
his outstretched tail. And if the ice had 
been enduring silver, the perfection, the 
certainty of his pose, could have served 
as a model for all the champions yet to 
come. 

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They watched him for awed moments 
in a vast silence. And then the silence 
was broken. From a white mound at 
which he pointed there came a sound, a 
scratching flutter. 

The white mound, once a refuge, was 
now an icy prison. Its occupant was 
pecking and fluttering to be free. There 
was a grouse in the brush heap! 

"Good God!" exclaimed Gregory, and 
then, "Let him out, Tom; kick the snow 
away!" 

But the mistress of Brookfield put her 
hand on his arm. "No, no!" she said. 
"No, no! He's held it for you all this 
dreadful night in this horrible land 
where he doesn't belong . . . my mannie, 
my own little rnannie!" 

"I see," said Gregory. "Good girl!" 
He waded to the white mound, kicked the 
snow away and swung his foot against 
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the pile of brush, the ice tinkling in the 
dead branches. 

The brush heap shivered. There was a 
drumming of wings, a shower of snow, 
and a big cock grouse shot for the blue 
above the pines. There was a staccato 
crash, a pungent breath of nitro powder, 
and still he went, like a bronze rocket, 
straight for that bit of sky. 

The master of Brookfield winked the 
dimness from his eyes and set his jaw. 
The grouse topped the pines in a flashing 
curve. He was gone ! No, not quite. He 
had spread his wings for his sail over the 
tree tops when he crumpled suddenly in 
the air. 

The master of Brookfield broke open 
his smoking gun and looked at the small 
white statue, banked in snow. 

"Dead bird!" he said "Dead bird, old 
snoozer!" 

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But Champion Brookfield Dumb-Bell 
gave no sign that he heard. He could no 
longer stoop to a ruffed grouse lying in 
the snow. His spirit was sweeping like 
the wind over Elysian Fields and flashing 
into point after point on celestial quaiL 



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