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St.  Andrew's  Boys  at  Camp  1921 


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Brown,  J. 
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Barber,  D. 
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Review 


Caster,  1922 


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MR.  A.  R.  RAMSEY 
R.  H.  ANDERSON  F.  R.  DAYMENT 

J.  E.  HOWELL  J.V.  RUSSELL 

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Issued  by  the  Editorial  Board 
EVERY  CHRISTMAS,  EASTER  AND  MIDSUMMER 


Caster,  1922 


TABLE  OF  CONTENTS 

The  First  Hockey  Team Frontispiece 

Editorial 13 

Winter  Fishing  on  Kempenfeldt  Bay 15 

A  Greenhorn's  Experience  on  the  Farm 17 

Spring 19 

The  Mexican  People 21 

The  Voyage  of  the  L6 23 

A  Visit  to  R.M.C 24 

Something 26 

The  School 27 

Hockey 35 

Our  Old  Boys 59 

Exchanges 63 

Skits 66 


St.  Andrew's  College  Review 

lEaster,  1922 

EDITORIAL. 

Looking  back  over  this  last  term,  during  which  we  have  been 
favoured  with  ideal  weather,  one  is  inclined  to  think  that  there  have 
been  no  events  of  exceptional  interest.  Since  the  winter  has  been 
of  clear  cold  days,  the  keen  ice  has  promoted  hockey,  and  the  abun- 
dant snow  has  been  perfect  for  skiing  and  toboganing. 

The  performance  of  our  first  team  which  went  even  farther  than 
winning  its  group,  and  the  success  obtained  by  all  the  lesser  teams 
has  been  very  gratifying.  And  now  that  one  more  hockey  season  is 
a  matter  of  memory,  we  can  sum  up  its  material  results  and  regard 
them  with  a  modest  measure  of  satisfaction. 

The  spirit  displayed  by  the  school  itself  has  been  commendable. 
That  teams  have  been  able  to  play  in  the  manner  ours  have  is  un- 
doubtedly a  true  reflection  of  the  morale  and  spirit  which  has  been 
prevalent  throughout  the  whole  school  during  this  past  term.  After 
the  match  with  the  St.  Mary's  team,  a  half-holiday  was  granted  by 
the  Headmaster,  not  in  recognition  of  the  score,  but  as  an  acknow- 
ledgment of  the  good  sportsmanship  displayed  both  by  the  mem- 
bers of  the  team  and  their  supporters. 

To  those  inclined  to  believe  that  sports  occupy  too  large  a  space 
in  this  issue,  we  would  reply,  that  being  a  boy's  paper,  written  by 
boys,  we  are  naturally  inclined  to  dwell  at  length  on  a  subject 
peculiarly  interesting  to  us.  On  the  other  hand,  we  would  add,  that 
one  must  not  forget  the  classwork  which  has  daily  had  first  claim 
on  our  time  and  efforts.  The  result  of  our  preparation  for  the 
more  serious  tasks  of  life  will  occupy  a  large  portion  of  the  Christ- 
mas issue,  when  the  outcome  of  the  matriculation  examinations 
will  have  been  ascertained. 


It  was  with  no  slight  degree  of  pleasure  that  we  welcomed  Dr. 
Macdonald  on  his  return  to  our  midst.  His  trip  to  England  was,  we 
hope,  a  pleasure;  and  his  participation  in  the  Headmaster's  Con- 
ference at  Oxford  has  brought  honour  to  the  school. 

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As  it  becomes  more  and  more  one  of  the  outstanding  events  of 
the  school  year,  we  are  pleased  with  the  success  of  the  Cadet  Corps' 
At  Home.  It  is  on  that  evening  that  many  of  the  friends  of  the 
college  are  enabled  to  join  in  the  mirth  and  jollity  of  a  cadet  ball. 
In  the  past,  the  corps  has  on  i*ecord  numerous  happy  gatherings ; 
in  the  future,  it  is  our  hope  that  everyone  will  participate  v/ith  a 
degree  of  pleasure  as  yet  unknown. 


Ere  this  issue  will  have  reached  its  final  stage  of  publication,  the 
play  given  by  the  Dramatic  Society  will  have  become  a  matter  of 
history.  At  the  present  writing  we  look  forward  to  the  evenings 
of  March  thirtieth  and  thirty-first  as  the  dates  set.  The  garden 
scene  from  "Twelfth  Night,"  with  its  sparkling  humour  and  its 
masterful  Shakespearian  treatment  of  the  ridiculous,  will  form  the 
outline  of  a  short  play. 

F.  Roper  Daymemt. 


It  is  with  very  deep  regret  that  we  record  the  death  of  Mr. 
Thomas  Findley,  Dec.  19th,  1921,  after  a  long  and  painful  illness. 
The  late  Mr.  Findley  was  for  many  years  a  keen  supporter  and 
admirer  of  St.  Andrew's  College,  of  the  character  of  whose  work 
he  knew  at  first  hand,  as  his  two  sons  are  Andreans. 

In  March,  1918,  he  became  a  Governor  of  the  School  and  always 
took  a  real  interest  in  the  work  of  the  Board,  never  forgetting  the 
responsibilities  of  his  position.  He  will  be  much  missed  by  his 
fellow  Governors  and  the  Headmaster,  who  early  learned  the  value 
of  his  counsel  and  direction.  His  interest  in  the  school  and  in  the 
activities  of  the  boys  continued  to  the  very  end.  Almost  one  of 
the  last  acts  of  his  busy  and  unselfish  career  was  his  entertainment 
of  the  victorious  football  team  at  a  banquet,  in  recognition  of  the 
sportsmanlike  manner  in  which  they  had  played  the  game.  It  was 
his  earnest  desire  to  show  a  practical  interest  in  the  boys'  activi- 
ties and  to  impress  upon  them  his  appreciation  of  true  ideals  in 
sport.  Though  confined  to  bed  and  sufi'ering  great  pain,  he  himself 
arranged  the  details  of  his  entertainment  and  deputed  to  his  elder 
son  the  duty  of  representing  him  as  host.  This  last  act  of  generous 
thoughtful ness  will  have  a  lasting  effect  upon  those  boys  who  were 
his  guests  on  that  occasion.  To  them  Mr.  Findley's  life  was  an 
example  of  a  hard  game  fought  courageously  to  the  very  end. 


WINTER  FISHING  ON  KEMPENFELDT  BAY. 

Fishing  is,  to  most  lovers  of  sport,  a  well  known  recreation; 
but  perhaps  few  who  delight  in  angling  for  the  different  members 
of  the  finny  tribe  have  ever  fished  through  an  ice-coated  bay.  Those 
in  the  ranks  of  the  unemployed  in,  and  around  Barrie,  find  this 
form  of  fishing  a  profitable,  as  well  as  an  enjoyable,  winter  occupa- 
tion. At  the  head  of  Kempenfeldt  Bay  there  are  every  winter  at 
least  seventy-five  shanties,  each  sheltering  from  one  to  two  indus- 
trious men ;  indeed,  this  is  the  limit  of  their  seating  capacity. 

A  keen  fisherman  gets  his  little  hut  out  as  soon  as  the  ice  is 
r-trong  enough  to  bear  its  weight,  that  is  when  the  ice  is  three  or 
four  inches  thick.  Selecting  a  suitable  location,  in  from  seventy-five 
to  one  hundred  feet  of  water,  and  very  often  the  grounds  of  the 
preceding  season,  he  hauls  his  little  hut  to  this  place  on  a  small 
sleigh.  He  then  chops  through  the  ice  and  places  his  shanty  so  that 
the  hole  in  the  floor  is  directly  over  that  in  the  ice.  This  hole  is 
about  eighteen  inches  wide  and  three  feet  long.  Snow  is  banked 
against  the  walls  of  the  shanty  and  everything  is  made  snug  and 
warm. 

A  fire  is  kept  up  in  a  small  stove,  which  is  placed  in  a  small 
alcove  directly  opposite  the  seat  occupied  by  the  fisherman.  When 
the  hut  is  thoroughly  warmed,  he  lets  down  his  line  with  two  or 
three  baited  hooks  attached  and  is  ready  for  action. 

Whitefish  are  by  far  the  most  numerous  species  caught,  and 
though  they  reach  an  average  size  of  only  one  pound,  they  make 
excellent  eating  and  are  readily  sold.  But  when  a  ten-pound  trout, 
or  as  they  are  sometimes  called  salmon-trout,  is  caught,  a  really 
true  prize  has  been  obtained.  They  have  a  very  delicious  flavour 
and  are,  therefore,  easily  marketed.  Dog-fish,  weighing  two  pounds 
2nd  upwards,  are  sometimes  caught,  but  their  flesh  is  not  con- 
sidered good  eating,  and  they  are  fed  to  domestic  animals  or  thrown 
away. 

I  have  known  a  successful  day's  fishing  bring  in  as  many  as  one 
hundred  fish  of  various  kinds.  The  average  run  is,  however,  about 
twenty-five  a  day,  and  with  whitefish  selling  at  three  for  a  quarter 
and  trout  at  fifteen  cents  a  pound,  a  good  wage  is  earned  by  the 
fisherman. 

But,  as  with  other  things  of  this  world,  winter  fishing  is  not  all 
clear  sailing;  so  we  find  days  when  the  poor  fisherman  takes  home 

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less  than  ten  fish.  When  such  conditions  arise  and  do  not  better 
themselves  within  a  few  days,  he  is  obliged  to  change  his  fishing 
grounds,  and  in  his  new  location  he  may  again  ply  a  prosperous 
trade. 

The  enthusiastic  fisherman  begins  his  work  soon  after  day- 
break and  continues  at  it  all  day.  His  bait  usually  consists  of  live 
minnows  but  som^etimes  salted  ones  are  used.  The  former  are  kept 
iri  a  box,  placed  in  the  running  water  of  a  warm  spring,  and  are 
the  more  used  of  the  two  kinds ;  the  salted  ones  are  used  only  in  an 
emergency  or  to  keep  the  supply  of  live  ones  from  being  too  quickly 
exhausted.  Each  night  a  can  of  boiled  rice  is  lowered  to  the  bed 
of  the  lake  and  its  contents  deposited  there  to  attract  hungry  fish. 

The  same  man  who  puts  out  his  fish  shanty  when  the  ice  is 
scarcely  strong  enough  to  bear  its  weight,  is  very  often  the  most 
reluctant  to  "pull  stakes"  and  stop  the  winter's  work.  It  is  there- 
fore not  an  uncomm_on  sight  to  see  a  hut  floating  around  on  some 
drifting  ice,  having  been  abandoned  in  haste  by  its  owner  when  the 
warm  air  of  spring  has  made  the  ice  honeycombed  and  unsafe. 

So,  when  we  speak  of  fishing,  we  must  not  think  only  of  casting 
for  fish  in  a  stream,  or  fishing  from  a  boat,  we  must  remember,  too, 
how  fish  are  secured  through  ice. 

T.  V.  Wilson. 


RUSHING  THE  SEASON 


A  GREENHORN'S  EXPERIENCE  ON  THE  FARM. 

Threshing  is  a  very  interesting  operation  when  viewed  by  an 
outsider;  but  it  loses  all  its  attraction  once  a  person  tries  it  for 
himself.  Such  was  my  experience  last  summer.  I  was  greatly 
pleased  with  the  idea  of  going  out  with  a  threshing  gang,  and  was 
all  ready  to  go  one  fine  Monday  morning  in  the  latter  part  of 
August.  The  boss  called  for  me  about  eleven  o'clock  and  drove  me 
to  the  farm,  which  was  about  twenty-two  miles  south-west  of 
Winnipeg. 

We  arrived  about  half-past  twelve  and  had  a  hearty,  if 
not  dainty,  meal.  That  afternoon  I  was  given  a  pitchfork  and 
was  told  to  go  and  pitch  oats  onto  the  racks  in  the  field.  I  worked 
steadily  for  six  hours,  and  was  ready  for  a  good  meal  and  a  long 
rest  when  I  quit.  I  had  worn  no  gloves  and  my  hands  had  blisters 
all  over  them,  besides,  I  was  pretty  tired.  That  night  I  slept  in  an 
empty  granary  on  some  hay,  with  four  white  men  and  five  Galicians. 
1  was  so  tired,  however,  that  my  surroundings  were  only  a  minor 
detail. 

The  next  morning  I  was  up  at  five  a,m,,  and  after  eating  a  good 
breakfast  I  began  work  again,  pitching  oats  in  the  field.  Later  in 
the  morning  we  had  the  field  cleared,  but  as  yet  we  had  not  used 
the  threshing  outfit  at  all.  The  field  we  had  just  cleared  had  been 
full  of  wild  oats  and  not  worth  threshing,  so  it  was  stacked  in  the 
barnyard  for  rough  feed. 

In  the  afternoon,  however,  the  outfit  was  set  up  in  another  oat 
field,  and  the  threshing  began  in  earnest.  The  boss  intended  to  put 
the  threshed  oats  in  his  own  granary  for  winter  feed,  and  I  was 
told  to  stay  at  the  barn  and  help  unload  the  wagons  as  they  came 
along.  I  was  given  a  half-bushel  grain  scoop,  which,  when  full, 
weighed  about  twenty  pounds,  and  with  that  I  helped  to  unload 
wagon  after  wagon  until  seven  p.m.  when  the  whistle  blew.  That 
night  when  I  had  satisfied  the  inner  man  I  literally  hit  the  hay,  and 
slept  like  a  log. 

The  next  morning  I  was  pulled  out  at  half-past  four  and  told 
to  feed,  water,  and  harness  my  team  before  breakfast,  as  we  were 
to  move  the  whole  outfit  to  a  barley  field  six  miles  away,  and  I  was 
to  have  a  team  and  drive  one  of  the  grain  wagons.  After  breakfast 
I  hooked  up  my  team  and  set  out  with  the  outfit.   We  reached  the 

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fiold  about  ten  o'clock,  but  it  was  an  hour  before  the  outfit  was  set 
up  and  going. 

Dinner-time  came  before  I  had  my  wagon  filled,  and  aftei*  look- 
ing after  the  horses  1  headed  for  the  cook-house.  Dinner  over,  I 
harnessed  up  the  team,  and  as  soon  as  my  wagon  was  full,  I  set  out 
for  Brunkhill,  a  little  town  six  miles  away,  where  I  was  to  take  the 
grain  to  the  elevator.  I  had  never  driven  a  team  before,  and  was 
just  trusting  to  luck  that  eveiything  would  turn  out  all  right.  T 
had  no  difficulty  until  I  came  to  a  raised  railway  crossing,  where 
1  was  to  turn  to  the  right  toward  Brunkhill,  Going  up  the  incline 
to  cross  the  tracks  the  team  trotted,  and  the  right  rein  became 
caught  under  the  tongue.  When  over  the  tracks  and  going  down 
the  slope  on  the  other  side,  the  team  began  to  turn  to  the  left,  and 
owing  to  the  rein  being  held  fast  I  could  not  pull  them  around  to 
the  right. 

I  stopped  them,  but  too  late,  for  they  were  on  the  road  and 
facing  in  the  wrong  direction.  I  tried  to  back  up,  but  only  suc- 
ceeded in  breaking  a  belly-band,  for  I  had  seventy-five  bushels  of 
barley  on  the  wagon,  and  it  was  a  fairly  heavy  load.  As  the  road 
was  too  narrow  to  turn  around  in,  the  only  thing  left  to  do  was  to 
try  and  cross  the  ditch,  then  turn  around  in  a  vacant  field  adjoining 
the  road,  cross  the  ditch  again  and  strike  the  road. 

I  deteiTnined  to  try  it,  but  I  only  got  as  far  as  the  ditch,  and 
there  I  stuck.  I  could  not  get  the  team  to  pull  the  load  out,  and 
broke  a  "d"  in  one  of  the  tugs  in  the  attempt.  At  last  the  boss 
came  along.  After  repairing  the  broken  tug  he  tried  to  get  the 
wagon  out  with  the  one  team,  but  he  finally  sent  for  another,  and 
hooked  it  on  the  wagon  as  well.  This  failed  to  budge  it,  so  a  third 
team  was  called  over,  and  with  the  help  of  the  last  team  the 
wagon  was  pulled  onto  the  road,  this  time  facing  in  the  right 
direction.  This  accomplished,  the  boss  turned  to  me  and  informed 
jne,  in  more  or  less  suitable  language,  that  I  was  fired. 

Stephenson  I. 


SPR 


BY 


Shelley  has  written  a  very  touching  lyric,  which  goes  something 
like  this : 

"If  winter  comes 
Can  spring  be  far  behind?" 

It  is  intended  as  a  message  of  hope  and,  as  such,  was  used  as  the 
theme  of  a  novel  by  an  Englishman  by  the  name  of  Hutchinson. 

We  have  recently  come  to  the  conclusion  that  Shelley  must  have 
been  a  gum-rubber  salesman  on  the  side,  only  in  that  case  can  we 
see  why  he  enthuses  over  the  coming  of  spring,  as  though  six  feet 
of  mud  were  more  worth  warbling  over  than  six  feet  of  snow. 

Spring  is  a  time  of  dirt  when  the  family  vacuum  cleaner  works 
like  a  bartender  in  Montreal,  and  motor-cars  of  plutocrats  be- 
smatter  you  with  muck  as  they  roll  gaily  along  the  boulevard.  True, 
the  birds  come  back  but  "Tweet,  tweet,  tweets"  cannot  obscure  the 
fact  that  your  feet  are  soaked  through  and  that  you  have  lost  your 
box  of  Smith  Bros,  in  the  five  o'clock  crush. 

Yet,  probably  more  poems  have  been  written  by  be-spectacled 
women  and  long-haired  young  men  with  Spring  as  their  inspira- 
tion than  on  any  other  subject,  except  possibly  Campbell's  soup. 
Spring  is  a  great  delusion,  almost  as  great  a  delusion  as  the  well- 
known  one  about  the  superiority  of  the  intellect  of  an  Empire 
Loyalist  over  the  intellect  of  a  m.ere  British  subject. 

Spring,  when  men  begin  to  potter  around  the  garage  and  women 
sot  out  tomato  plants;  when  the  sales  of  rubber  boots,  umbrellas 

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and  cough  medicines  take  a  sudden  rise  and  doctors  and  under- 
takers reap  a  rich  harvest — 'tis  Spring. 

II. 

Poor  business-men  labouring  under  the  popular  Spring  delusion 
find  it  difficult  to  dictate  that  letter  to  the  insurance  broker  because 
they  are  thinking  of  the  old  Spring  days  back  home.  As  a  matter 
of  fact  they  were  buying  mustard  plasters  for  their  dads  at  the 
country  store,  yet  they  imagine  they  were  out  playing  leap-frog 
upon  a  fast  greening  sward  while  all  around  the  lambs  bleated. 
These  poor  business  men  are  the  victims  of  a  great  poetical  adver- 
tising campaign  conducted  for  hundreds  of  years  by  insolvent 
poets  who  must  earn  their  pretzels  and  coffee,  and  do  so  in  this 
despicable  manner.  According  to  these  geniuses,  Spring  is  a  time 
when  all  things  are  young,  when  octogenarians  play  at  Pan  and 
gambol  over  the  hills  with  hoofs  and  a  flute;  a  time  when  youths 
and  maidens  love  (although  when  we  go  calling  in  spring,  her 
mother  usually  throws  us  out  of  the  front  parlour  for  tracking  in 
mud  over  the  carpet)  ;  a  time  when  dying  girls  cry,  "For  I'm  to  be 
Queen  of  the  May,  mother ;  I'm  to  be  Queen  of  the  May !" 

So  we  are  going  out  gunning  after  this  fellow  Shelley  and  see 
whether  we  can  have  him  follow  (in  spirit  of  course,  we  know  he's 
dead)  a  milk  wagon  around  its  route  one  of  these  beautiful  spring 
mornings  and  then  have  him  write  a  sonnet  about  it.  We  wagei* 
that  the  sonnet  would  read  veiy  much  like  "The  Three  Soldiers,"  a 
book  by  that  young  American  realistic  novelist  and  poet,  John  Dos 
Passos. 

^  ^  :i:  >;:  ;;:  ^:  :J:  ^i  :|^ 

We  are  not  worrying  how  far  Spring  is  behind,  the  farther  it 
is  behind  the  better,  say  we. 

K.  B.  C. 


THE  MEXICAN  PEOPLE. 

The  Mexican  people  are  believed  by  some  to  be  uncivilized, 
Iroacherous  and  similar  to  the  old-time  cave-man.  The  main  source 
of  information  which  inclines  the  Anglo-Saxon  mind  to  this  belief, 
is  popular  fiction,  which  simply  mjast  have  desperate  characters, 
and  so  depict  to  the  English-speaking  public,  with  somewhat  ex- 
aggerated detail,  a  blood-smeared,  liquor-soaked  half-breed,  seeking 
diversion  in  butchering  his  compatriots ;  or,  again,  attemptir^g  to 
kidnap  the  beautiful  heroine,  only  to  be  balked  by  the  fair-haired, 
spry  young  cow-puncher.  This  and  similarly  staged  pantomimes 
l;:ad  to  the  impression  that  all  Mexicans  are  alike. 

I  must  first  of  all  assure  the  reader  that  the  popular  conception 
does  not  apply  to  the  better  middle  and  upper  classes  of  Mexico. 
These  people  are  as  civilized  and  as  well  educated  as  the  average 
Canadian.  It  is  only  the  lower  classes,  ignorant  people,  who  be- 
smirch the  name  of  Mexicans.  They  are,  unfortunately  by  a  big 
margin,  the  greater  part  of  the  population.  Some  have  little  or  no 
education  whatever;  few  know  how  to  write,  and  consequently 
they  mostly  perform  household  duties  and  do  not  rise  from  low 
positions.  They  are  aware  of  their  low  standing  and  hold  them- 
selves aloof  from  their  employers.  They  are,  as  it  were,  almost 
a  different  race ;  their  copper-coloured  skin,  dark  hair  and  black  or 
brownish  eyes,  distinguish  them  from  the  better  classes ;  they  are 
the  "plebe"  or  low  peoples.  The  women  never  wear  hats ;  shawls 
being  used  while  in  the  street  to  cover  up  their  heads. 

In  the  small  towns  are  to  be  found  the  poorest  families.  Their 
condition  is  very  wretched  because  having  to  live  on  the  products 
of  their  small  farm,  they  have  but  little  left  for  luxuries.  Thty 
make  their  own  clothes,  and  their  foot-wear  consists  of  a  peculiar 
type  of  slipper  secured  to  the  foot  by  means  of  leather  thongs. 
These  slippers  are  commonly  called  "huaraches."  Their  mode  of 
life,  if  led  with  cleanliness,  would  no  doubt  prove  a  barrier  to  sick- 
ness and  disease ;  for,  with  the  pure  air  of  the  mountains,  physical 
h<r^lth  and  happiness  would  be  a  natural  result,  provided  that  they 
lived  an  honest  life.  But  life  to  some  people  is  not  worth  while 
without  wickedness.  Drink  and  frequent  disregard  of  morals  make 
their  hom.e-life  far  from  happy.  "Pulque,"  a  drink  obtained  from 
the  "maguey"  plant,  is  their  damnation.     It  crazes  them.     The 

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spirit  of  madness  takes  possession  of  their  souls  and  their  evil 
characters  are  revealed.    In  this  mood  they  may  do  terrible  things. 

Why  cannot  prohibition  or  a  similar  movement  be  started  to 
stop  this  terrible  condition?  This  is  next  to  impossible.  Acres 
and  acres  of  monster  green  plants  make  it  easy  and  profitable  for 
the  canteen  keeper  to  sell  the  intoxicating  mixture  at  a  very  low 
price,  and  at  the  present  time  every  labourer  must  have  his  small 
iug  full  of  the  white  liquid  with  his  mid-day  meal. 

The  present  government  is  unable  to  cope  with  this  situation, 
as  the  "maguey"  plant  grows  abundantly  in  almost  all  parts  of 
Mexico,  and  the  process  of  making  this  intoxicating  fluid  is  a  very 
simple  one.  They  might  easily  stop  the  distilling  of  whiskey,  but 
they  are  not  equal  to  the  task  of  preventing  private  manufacture  of 
this  native  drink  under  these  circumstances. 

I  have  dwelt  at  too  great  length  on  the  darker  side  of  the  Mexi- 
can people,  so  it  is  only  just  that  I  should  name  some  of  their  good 
points.  You  may  have  read  that  Mexico  is  a  very  rich  country. 
It  is  indeed  very  abundant  in  silver  and  many  other  metals.  One 
notices  always  beautiful  hills  and  plains  with  a  background  of  soft 
blue  skies.  The  cool  breeze  after  a  hot  noon  hour,  the  long,  silent 
nights,  followed  by  a  glorious  dawn,  makes  it,  in  every  way,  a 
miner's  paradise.  Not  only  miners,  but  all  its  people  are  influenced 
by  the  surroundings  and  unrivalled  climate.  Nature  shows  resplen- 
dent both  outside  and  within  the  city.  At  rare  intervals  only,  is  the 
natural  splendour  marred  by  a  dreadful  calamity — the  earthquake 

One  must  not  suppose,  however,  that  Mexico  is  still  in  her  infant 
stage  as  regards  city  life,  for  such  is  not  the  case.  Mexico  City, 
though  her  buildings  are  not  above  seven  stories  high,  (earthquakes 
prevent  this),  is  modernized  by  paved  streets,  city  railways  and 
electric  lighting.  Albert  Rivera. 


THE  VOYAGE  OF  THE  L6. 

It  was  on  February  30th,  1922,  that  the  good  submarine  L6, 
commanded  by  Capt.  W.  A.  Findlay,  took  her  memorable  voyage 
around  the  island  via  the  Easton  West  gaps. 

On  going  aboard  the  ship  the  first  thing  one  noticed  was  the 
Sieling  which  was  constructed  of  many  different  Lumbers.  The 
crew,  consisting  of  Cameron  and  McLelland,  were  drinking  near- 
Beer,  which  they  had  imported  from  Bristol,  but  when  they  saw 
the  guests  coming  aboard,  they  scrambled  to  attention  and  sang, 
"See  the  Co(n)chrane  Hero  Comes,"  Among  the  guests  was  Miss 
Gillespie,  who  began  to  feel  sea-sick  the  moment  she  came  on  board, 
so  they  had  to  Tucker  in  bed  immediately.  Other  guests  were 
Premier  Drury,  Stephenson,  the  Dean  of  Oakville,  Mrs.  Palmer  and 
Mr.  Anderson. 

Before  starting  on  the  voyage  the  skipper  decided  to  Reid  a  few 
lines  from  Milton.  The  crew  then  cast  off  the  Moore-ings  and  the 
captain  took  a  direct  Lyon  on  the  Eastern  gap.  Some  of  the  guests 
wanted  to  play  bridge  and  called  on  the  captain  to  Russell  up  a  deck 
of  cards.  Mrs.  Palmer  refused  to  play  and  said  that  she  would 
Draper  self  on  a  chair,  because  if  she  played  she  would  only  Lewis. 

Ferguson  and  Thompson,  two  deck  hands,  now  entered  and 
showed  the  guests  a  peculiar  stuffed  fish  whose  Fin  (d)  lay  on  its 
head,  and  just  at  this  moment  Mr.  Ashenhurst,  who  Owens  the 
ship  startled  everyone  by  shouting,  "I  Kinsey  land."  Miss  Gillespie 
immediately  got  up  and  began  to  Curry  her  hair  and  redecorate  her 
hat  with  the  stuffed  Robins  on  the  cabin  walls. 

Half  an  hour  later  the  good  ship  reached  the  dock,  but,  unfor- 
tunately, the  passengers  had  to  walk  home  as  a  Milne  coal  wagon, 
which  had  broken  down  at  the  corner  of  King  and  Church,  caused 
a  blockade  of  all  the  Carson  the  Church  Street  line. 

Passengers  and  crew  alike  declared  the  voyage  a  great  success. 
In  fact,  they  enjoyed  themselves  just  as  much  as  they  would  have 
if  the  time  had  been  spent  studying,  and  they  did  not  hesitate  in 
thanking  Capt.  Findlay  for  a  very  pleasant  outing. 

—Extracted  from  the  Log  of  the  L6,  by  Glen  M.  Lumbers. 


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A  VISIT  TO  R.  M.  C. 

One  afternoon,  early  in  Febriiaiy,  a  party  of  eighteen  Andreans. 
"including:  the  first  hockey  team,  visited  the  Royal  Military  College 
in  Kingston  at  the  invitation  of  the  commandant.  On  our  arrival 
we  were  met  by  some  of  the  Cadets,  and  later  the  commandant 
joined  us. 

After  being  shown  around  the  ground  floor  of  the  main  building 
v/o  were  conducted  to  the  artillery  shed.  Here  were  many  specimens 


■H.M.S.  STONE  FRIGATE' —ONE  OF  THE  DORMITORY   BUILDINGS 


of  guns  and  shells.  At  the  end  of  the  room  was  a  miniature  section 
of  a  certain  war  area  in  France,  with  a  Canadian  trench  in  the  fore- 
gi'ound  and  lights  flashing  here  and  there.  These  flashes,  we  were 
told,  represented  the  flashes  from  enemy  guns,  and  the  Cadet,  who 
is  supposed  to  be  an  officer  on  the  firing  line,  is  taught  to  deter- 
mine the  exact  position  of  these  guns  relative  to  his  own  location 
and  to  telephone  this  to  his  artillery  so  that  they  (the  enemy  guns) 
may  be  put  out  of  commission.  We  examined  the  trench  and  sur- 
I'ounding  country  from  close  range.  It  was  an  exact  reproduction, 
we  were  informed,  of  a  part  of  the  country  which  the  Canadians 

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had  held  during  the  late  war.  We  were  then  taken  to  another  part 
of  the  building  in  which  were  many  miniature  bridges  under  con- 
struction. These  form  the  indoor  work  of  the  Cadets  during  the 
v/inter  months  when  it  is  impossible  to  construct  the  larger  ones 
out  of  doors.  Here,  also,  were  more  trenches  which  we  examined 
closely  to  see  how  they  are  equipped. 

The  next  point  of  interest  was  the  riding  school,  where  we  were 
given  some  fine  exhibitions  of  horsemanship.    This  was  completed 


THE  HIGH   JUMP 


by  an  exhibition  of  high  jumping,  which  was  especially  good.  After 
leaving  the  riding  school,  we  were  taken  through  the  completed  half 
of  the  new  educational  building.  Here  we  were  shown  through 
Currie  Hall,  the  Physics  lecture  room,  the  Physics  and  Chemistry 
Laboratories,  the  Drafting  Room  and  several  class  rooms,  all  of 
which  were  large,  well  lighted  and  splendidly  equipped. 

Our  inspection  of  the  grounds  and  buildings  over,  we  went  back 
to  the  main  building,  where  we  proceeded  to  pass  the  afternoon  in 


26  ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW 

different  ways.  At  6.30  the  Cadets  "formed  up"  and  marched  into 
the  dining  hall,  where  an  excellent  dinner  was  served.  After  din- 
ner, having  thanked  our  hosts,  we  left  for  the  Arena  amid  cheer- 
ing and  many  good  wishes  for  the  game  that  evening  with  Queen's. 
Thus  came  the  end  of  our  visit  to  R.  M.  C,  which  was  thoroughly 
enjoyed  by  every  member  of  the  party. 

E  .R.  McLelland. 


SOMETHING. 


It's  right  here  among  us, 

What  it  is,  I  don't  know. 
An  intangible  something 

That  just  seems  to  grow — 
As  day  after  day 

We  struggle  along, 
Sometimes  in  sorrow. 

Sometimes  in  song: 
Not  a  thing  you  can  see 
But  it's  there  just  the  same, 
A  something  that  grows,  and  it  gets  you. 

Then  after  you've  gone. 

It  has  a  queer  way 
Of  drawing  you  back 

For  a  little  while, — say 
Just  to  wander  around 

To  see  if  it's  there. 
It  calls  you  and  wishes 

Your  troubles  to  share. 
Whatever  it  is, 
It  hasn't  a  name. 
It's  just  a  something  that  gets  you. 

F.  Thompson. 


The  School 


THE  RUGBY  DINNER. 

The  annual  "Rugby  Dinner"  has  not  been  held  since  1914, 
owing  probably  to  the  influence  of  the  war  in  doing  away  with  all 
festivities.  However,  this  year,  on  Friday,  the  third  of  February, 
at  about  half-past  seven,  two  hungry  teams  assembled  in  the  main 
hall  and  were  led  down  to  the  dining-room  by  Dr.  and  Mrs.  Mac- 
donald  and  the  staff,  who  no  doubt  also  shared  that  very  human 
emotion. 

The  decorations  were  red  and  white,  in  good  taste,  and  the  three 
rugby  balls,  bearing  the  scores  of  the  three  victories,  confronted 
the  place  of  honour  held  by  Dr.  Macdonald.  Captain  Ted  Earle 
sat  at  his  right  and  Mr.  Ramsey,  our  coach,  at  his  left. 

The  dinner  was  no  petty  affair  of  salads  and  "pate  de  fois- 
gras,"  but  a  respectable  chicken  dinner  fit  for  any  rugby  team,  and 
was  dealt  with  accordingly. 

Between  the  courses  the  boys  sang  school  songs,  accompanied 
on  the  piano  by  Col.  Taylor  and  Russell  I.  Mr.  Flemming  gave  a 
vocal  solo  which  was  very  welcome,  and  Thompson  I  and  Sieling 
were  called  upon  for  an  impromptu  duet. 

When  the  dinner  was  finished,  a  toast  was  drunk  to  His  Majesty 
and  all  sang  "God  Save  the  King." 

Then  Dr.  Macdonald  spoke  to  the  boys  for  a  short  time  about 
the  late  Mr.  Thos.  Findley,  one  time  member  of  the  board  of  gov- 
ernors, who  had  given  the  first  team  a  dinner  when  they  became 
champions  and  who  had  always  taken  so  keen  an  interest  in  the 
school's  athletic  activities.  A  silent  toast  was  drunk  to  his  memory. 

Then  followed  the  various  toasts  which  were  interrupted  by  sing- 
ing and  one  or  two  m^usical  numbers.  The  following  was  the  list : 

Cameron  I.  proposed  a  toast  to  the  School.  Dr.  Macdonald  res- 
ponded, speaking  for  a  while  about  the  school  and  our  respon- 
sibility to  it.  The  Athletic  Association ;  proposed  by  King  and  res- 
ponded to  by  Mr.  Ramsey.  The  first  team :  Anderson,  Earle.  The 
second  team :  Carrick  I.,  Lyon.  The  cross-country :   Lewis,  Howell. 

The  dinner  closed  with  three  cheers  for  Mrs.  Macdonald  and 
the  Matron,  as  a  vote  of  thanks  for  the  trouble  they  both  took  in 

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connection  with  the  dinner.  Then  three  cheers  for  the  Headmaster, 
and  a  most  enjoyable  evening  was  ended. 

Those  who  expect  to  make  the  teams  next  year  look  forward  to 
another  such  evening  as  the  custom  of  the  annual  dinner  is  to  be 
permanently  resumed. 

Beer. 


THE  PADRE  OF  POPERINGHE. 

On  the  morning  of  Monday,  January  23rd,  the  School  was 
visited  by  Rev.  P.  B,  Clayton,  M.C.  At  the  conclusion  of  prayers 
he  gave  the  school  a  delightful  account  of  his  work  as  Padre  of 
"Toe  H."  Hidden  in  a  sparkling  vein  of  humour,  Rev.  Mr.  Clayton 
told  the  school  how  the  organization  originated,  what  it  is,  and 
what  it  hopes  to  do. 

"There  were  two  things  definitely  good  which  came  out  of  the 
Great  War— Rubber  soles  for  boots,  and  "Toe  H !" 

He  went  on  to  say  that  the  noble  lads  of  such  promise  who  had 
been  killed  during  attacks  of  liquid  fire  in  1915,  had  inspired  some 
of  the  men  fighting  in  the  Ypres  salient  to  organize  a  soldiers' 
club  in  the  war-stricken  area.  Accordingly,  a  brewer's  house  was 
rented  at  Poperinghe,  called  "Pop"  by  Tommy.  As  garrison  pastor, 
Capt.  Clayton  took  charge.  This  Club  filled  a  much-felt  need  among 
the  men  of  all  ranks,  with  its  spirit  of  deep  religious  brotherhood 
and  uplift.  The  men  were  to  forget  the  horrors  of  the  war,  and  to 
embrace  the  new  spirit  which  all  hoped  would  spring  from  the 
conflict's  terrors. 

When  the  war  ceased  the  members  of  Talbot  House  decided 
not  to  make  it  merely  a  veterans'  association,  but  to  have  the  spirit 
spread  throughout  England.  Stone  monuments  were  not  what  the 
boys  who  gave  their  lives  wanted,  but  that  future  generations 
should  live  in  greater  love. 

And  so  the  organization  has  grown  in  the  Old  Country  until 
it  has  70  branches.  Its  main  object  is  to  engender  a  closer  atmos- 
phere of  fellowship  between  all  classes,  and  to  lend  a  helping  hand 
to  the  chap  who  needs  must  be  lonely  in  the  big  cities.  Thus, 
through  its  active  and  growing  membership  Talbot  House  is  striv- 
ing to  do  what  those  who  were  killed  hoped  to  and  doubtless  would 
have  done. 

F.  Roper  Dayment. 


PRINCIPAL  GRANT'S  SERMON. 

On  the  morning  of  Monday,  January  23rd,  the  School  was 
ada  College  addressed  the  school  at  our  regular  chapel  service.  Mr. 
Grant  chose  as  part  of  his  text  these  words  from  Ecclesiastes, 
"There  is  a  time  to  mourn  and  a  time  to  dance."  He  pointed  out 
that  a  man  should  throw  himself  energetically  into  all  the  activi- 
ties of  life  but  should  not  make  an  end  of  diversions  that  were 
really  only  means  towards  a  serious  attainment.  We  may  be  suc- 
cessful in  sport,  and  although  sport  is  a  vital  element  in  the  develop- 
ment of  character,  yet  it  is  only  one  of  many  means  towards  the 
fulfilment  of  life's  purpose.  Clean  sport  is  a  necessity  to  the  aver- 
age boy,  not  only  in  respect  to  his  physical  development  but,  within 
its  just  limits,  it  is  as  essential  an  element  in  the  building  of  char- 
acter as  our  more  serious  school  activities.  Mr.  Grant  impressed 
his  facts  by  vivid  illustrations  drawn  from  actual  school  life. 


CADET  CORPS  DANCE. 

If  you  had  chanced  to  be  at  the  College  a  month  or  so  ago  you 
would  have  noticed  endless  bustle  and  preparation  for  the  annual 
Cadet  Ball.  It  had  been  a  forecasted  event  for  some  months,  and 
needless  to  say  the  anticipation  reached  its  height  when  the  day 
itself  arrived,  February  twenty-seventh. 

With  the  hallway  and  stairs  decked  with  flags  and  palms,  the 
assembly  hall  festooned  and  draped  with  bunting,  and  the  dining- 
room  with  its  wealth  of  crimson  and  white,  on  every  hand  there 
was  evidence  of  tireless  preparation  and  the  cadets  themselves  had 
spared  no  labor  in  whitening  spats  and  shining  buttons  for  the 
gala  event  of  the  school  year. 

Lieutenant  Allan  Findlay  was  in  charge  of  the  guard  at  the 
entrance,  and  was  on  duty  at  eight-thirty,  when  the  guests  began 
to  arrive.  Soon  the  corridors  were  crowded  with  laughing  couples, 
pressing  toward  the  assembly  hall.  Upon  entering  they  were  re- 
ceived by  Dr.  and  Mrs.  Macdonald,  and,  representing  the  corps. 
Captain  Cameron  and  Lieutenant  Bruce  King. 

Within  a  short  time  programs  were  filled,  the  orchestra  started 
playing  and  the  dancing  began.  Scarlet  tunics,  green  kilts,  and 
v/hite  spats,  intermingling  with  the  rainbow  colors  of  the  ladies' 

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[Cowns  presented  a  charming  sight.  The  uniform  brought  to  mind 
not  only  the  tradition  associated  with  it  in  history,  but  also  the 
memory  of  numei'ous  happy  cadet  dances  at  the  college  in  years 
gone  by.  Among  those  present  who  took  prominent  parts  in  the 
events  of  other  years  were  Joe  Taylor,  Gordon  Hewitt,  Allen 
Pringle,  Joe  McDougall,  Gerald  Smith,  Gordon  Robertson,  W.  G. 
Grant,  Douglas  Wood,  Grant  Stirrett,  Morrison  Earle,  Rufus  Syer, 
and  several  other  old  boys.  The  corps  was  glad  to  welcome  these 
ex-officers  back  to  share  another  evening  with  the  present  cadets. 

At  supper  time  the  guests  gradually  thronged  the  dining  hall, 
and  partook  of  the  delicious  refreshments  provided.  Crimson  and 
white  candles,  satin  ribbon,  and  carnations  decorated  the  tables, 
where  salad,  ice  cream,  and  tiny  cakes  were  served.  Parties  were 
formed,  and  mirth  was  everywhere. 

During  the  intermission  the  school  orchestra  favored  us  with 
some  splendid  jazz,  followed  by  a  few  numbers  with  Joe  Taylor 
at  the  piano,  and  Gerry  Smith  in  his  familiar  role  of  master  of 
traps. 

The  sixteenth  number  having  been  played  the  program  ended. 
God  Save  the  King  was  followed  by  a  roaring  "Hoot,"  and  im- 
mediately after  was  sounded  a  hearty  U.C.C.  call.  On  leaving  the 
hall  everyone  shook  hands  with  Dr.  and  Mrs.  Macdonald,  and  the 
officers  of  the  corps. 

Strange  anxiety  and  the  whirr  of  automobiles  accompanied  the 
departing  guests  past  the  college  gates.  And  now  may  be  written 
in  the  school  annals  another  of  the  many  successful  At  Homes  of 
the  St.  Andrew's  College  Cadet  Corps. 

F.  Roper  Dayment. 


THE  LITERARY  SOCIETY. 

During  the  Easter  term  the  Literary  Society  has  held  its  usual 
place  in  the  activities  of  the  school.  It  is  a  very  welcome  diversion 
and  an  interruption  to  Friday  night  study. 

There  were  tw^o  open  meetings  held  during  the  term.  At  the 
first,  Mr.  Coyne,  a  prominent  petroleum  engineer,  very  kindly 
gave  the  boys  a  talk  on  "Oil  Possibilities  in  Canada,"  illustrating 
the  lecture  with  some  hundred  and  fifty  lantern  slides.  This  talk 
was  very  interesting  and  also  instructive.  Mr.  Coyne  finished  by 
pointing  out  the  possibilities  for  boys  in  this  direction  and  by 
advising  them  all  to  give  due  credit  to  their  studies  at  college,  as 
in  his  experience,  he  had  found  that  every  one  had  its  use. 


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Three  weeks  later  Dr.  Fletcher,  the  attending  physician  at  the 
school,  and  an  old  head-boy,  gave  us  a  talk  on  "Recent  Investiga- 
tions in  Nutrition,"  accompanied  with  some  interesting  slides.  The 
lecture  was  highly  instructive  and  we  are  very  grateful  to  Dr. 
Fletcher  for  his  trouble. 

We  are  indebted  to  the  school  orchestra  for  selections  given  at 
different  meetings  and  to  "Hal"  Hunter  and  his  saxaphone,  and 
to  Russell  I.,  our  budding  pianist.  During  the  term  there  were 
numerous  speeches  given.  We  heard  about  two  or  three  home- 
towns and  many  other  interesting  subjects,  such  as  Aeronautics, 
Muskoka  (historical),  Impressions  of  a  New-Boy,  S.A.C.  as  it 
might  be,  etc. 

Palmer  II.,  Brown  and  Shannon,  favoured  us  with  selections 
on  the  piano.  While  referring  to  such  things  as  music,  it  would 
be  unfair  not  to  mention  the  "Jazz  Trio,"  Hunter,  Palmer  II.  and 
Bingham.  This  trio  sprung  into  being  very  suddenly,  but  they  ap- 
pear to  have  learned  quite  a  repertoire. 

There  were  readings  and  other  speeches  and  two  or  three  ag- 
gregations of  amateur  singers.  There  was  one  debate  held.  The 
subject  was  "That  Capital  Punishment  Should  be  Abolished." 
Howell  and  Lewis  supported  the  affirmative,  while  Findlay  and 
Easton  took  the  negative.  Col.  Taylor  gave  the  decision  of  the 
judges  to  Howell  and  Lewis,  complimenting  all  four  on  their  de- 
bate. Carson  and  Ferguson  have  been  looking  after  the  history 
notes  very  well  and  these  always  form  an  interesting  part  of  the 
program. 

One  of  the  most  enjoyable  entertainments  was  given  by  the 
Lower  School  alone.  Mr.  Palmer  helped  them  prepare  and  present 
an  excellent  performance.  The  juniors  were  very  enthusiastic  and 
the  list  of  performers  is  too  long  to  set  down  here.  The  program 
opened  with  a  prologue.  There  were  three"  well  executed  piano 
solos,  a  speech,  a  reading  and  one  mouth  organ  solo  by  Proctor,  two 
skits,  and  we  heard  three  times  from  our  old  friend  (Miss) 
Crowe.  Barrow  sang  two  or  three  selections  very  well  and  the  pro- 
gram ended  with  an  epilogue.  This  was  the  evening  of  Dr.  Mac- 
donald's  birthday  and  he  acknowledged  three  cheers  for  him,  say- 
ing that  they  made  him  feel  a  year  younger. 

The  Literary  Society  is  a  permanent  institution  in  the  school 
and  a  very  useful  one  for  the  boys.  It  is  only  necessary  in  the 
"keview"  to  make  a  brief  report  of  its  proceedings. 

Beer. 


J.  A.   CAMERON.  HEAD   PERFECT.   1921-22 


OUR  HEAD  PREFECT. 

The  "Review"  takes  pleasure  in  displaying  in  this  issue  a  strik- 
ing likeness  to  our  Head  Prefect — John  Archibald  Cameron.  Born 
in  a  small  village  situated  on  the  Ottawa  River,  John  received  his 
early  education  in  the  country  school  house,  but  when  still  a  mere 
child  he  was  brought  to  St.  Andrew's  where  his  Scotch  instinct 
of  not  letting  anything  past  him,  soon  developed  him  into  a  good 
goal-keeper.  But  keeping  goal  on  the  hockey  team  is  probably  the 
least  of  Jack's  accomplishments.  You  ought  to  see  him  dance,  and, 
Oh  Boy!  how  he  can  play  that  mandolin.  Jack  is  no  mean  student 
and  has  aspirations  of  studying  architecture  at  McGill  next  year. 

During  his  spare  time  he  drills  the  Cadet  Corps,  rustles  ads  for 
The  Review,  manages  the  football  team,  attends  meetings  of  the 
Dramatic  Society  and  plays  a  little  golf,  bridge  and  parchesi. 

John  is  not  a  woman-hater  but  he  finds  very  little  time  to  devote 
to  the  fair  sex,  but  brothers  "Joe"  and  "Al"  keep  up  the  family 
reputation  in  this  respect.  We  m.ight  write  a  lot  more  about  our 
Head  Prefect,  he  is  a  man  of  many  parts,  but  just  take  another 
look  at  his  photograph,  it  speaks  for  itself.  So  here's  to  good  old 
John — artist,  actor  and  athlete! 


DRAMATIC  SOCIETY. 

There  is  no  question  concerning  the  value  of  dramatics  as  a 
method  of  producing  self-reliance  and  developing  an  ability  in 
public  speaking.  Heretofore  minstrel  shows  have  been  given  by  a 
group  of  the  boys ;  but  the  benefit  derived  from  a  more  serious  and 
highly  finished  performance  has  been  greatly  needed. 

Accordingly  an  executive  committee  was  elected  by  the  school 
to  sit  in  conjunction  with  Dr.  Macdonald  and  Mr.  Harris.  The 
officers  chosen  at  the  first  meeting  are  as  follows: 

Chairman '.. - - Dayment 

Secretary - King 

Business  Manager - - Howell 

Property  Manager _ - — ~ Ellis 

Committee „ Ferguson  I.,  Thompson  I.,  Carrick  I.,  Palmer  I., 

Findley  I. 

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It  was  decided  to  adopt  the  garden  scene  from  "Twelfth  Night" 
as  the  subject  of  a  shoi-t  play.  In  its  lines  Shakespeare  reaches  prob- 
iibly  his  highest  excellence  of  humour,  and  certainly  his  most  mas- 
terful presentation  of  the  ridiculous. 

With  the  teaching  of  Mr.  Harris,  who,  it  might  be  mentioned, 
is  an  accomplished  actor,  we  hope  to  present  the  play  in  a  credit- 
able manner. 

As  far  as  is  now  known  two  performances  will  be  given,  on  the 
evenings  of  March  the  thirtieth  and  thirty-first. 


A  SCHOOLBOY'S  MORNING  PRAYER. 

Help  me  this  day,  0  God,  to  play  the  game, 
To  give  my  best  in  class  and  on  the  field. 
Guard  Thou  my  lips  from  speech  that  is  unclean, 
May  I  walk  bravely,  calmly  and  serene 
Among  my  fellows,  helping  where  I  can. 
Grant  me  Thy  strength  that  I  may  never  yield 
To  sinful  ways,  but  always  play  the  man. 
Plelp  me  this  day.  0  God,  to  play  the  game, 
To  be  a  man,  I  ask  it  in  Thy  Name. 


Hockey 


The  School  this  year  had  a  most  successful  hockey  season — the 
most  successful  since  1905.  Not  even  when  the  bright  and  shining 
lights  like  Harry  Watson  and  Grant  Gordon  were  here  did  we 
reach  the  third  round,  the  best  we  ever  did  then  was  to  win  the 
group.  But  this  year  we  put  out  the  fast  and  heavy  Queen's  team, 
and  had  St.  Marys  worrying  for  some  time  as  to  where  they  stood. 
]n  the  group  games  we  met  sturdy  opposition  from  Upper  Canada 
and  St.  Michael's,  the  latter  sticking  us  to  the  small  end  of  a  five 
to  one  score  before  our  team  woke  up  to  the  fact,  and  near  the  end 
of  the  race  they  were  too  close  to  our  heels  for  comfort — far  too 
close.  Another  team  who  lowered  our  colours  was  Queen's  who 
slapped  in  two  to  our  one,  in  the  second  rounds,  but,  when  we  got 
them  on  our  ice  we  overcame  their  lead  and  strung  their  scalp  to 
the  red  and  white  belt.  The  last  game  of  the  season  was  the  greatest 
— a  thirty-minute  overtime  battle  with  St.  Marys — ^where,  after 
a  game  struggle,  the  team  was  knocked  out  for  the  count.  St. 
Marys  were  a  great  team,  and  one  of  the  finest  bunch  of  sports 
that  it  was  our  good  fortune  to  bump  up  against. 

The  Midgets  had  a  good  season,  winning  their  group,  but  after 
defeating  Davisville  1-0  on  their  own  ice,  became  over-confident, 
and  lost  on  our  ice  4-1.  It  was  rather  hard  luck,  nevertheless  they 
had  a  highly  successful  season.  The  Bantams  tied  their  group,  but 
lost  to  St.  Mikes  in  the  play-off. 


FIRST  TEAM  PERSONNEL. 

Cameron,  "Jack." — An  old  colour,  his  fourth  year  on  the  team. 
Said  to  be  the  best  junior  goaler  in  the  O.H.A.  His  wonderful  work 
in  the  opening  fixtures  undoubtedly  won  the  group  for  us,  and  later 
his  brilliant  playing  kept  our  team  in  the  running. 

King,  "B.  B." — He  caught  a  place  late  in  the  season.  He  stick- 
handles  well,  but  skates  slowly.  His  persistence,  however,  nearly 
alv/ays  brought  him  to  the  opponents'  goal.  He  has  a  good  poke 
check,  and  a  very  effective  body  check.  Teamed  up  well  with 
Carrick. 

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ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW  37 

Drury,  "Bawb." — Another  old  colour.  Body  checks  well,  and 
never  lets  his  man  get  away  from  him.  Unfortunate  in  scoring, 
but  was  a  very  effective  puck  carrier,  and  has  a  good  shot. 

FiNDLAY,  Bruce. — An  old  colour  and  last  year's  captain.  A 
hard  worker  and  an  excellent  back-checker.  He  is  steady  and  fast 
and  can  always  be  counted  on  to  play  a  very  effective  game.  He 
is  very  dangerous  when  in  close. 

Callighen,  "Potsy." — A  graduate  from  the  famous  Midgets. 
Gives  all  he  has,  and  hangs  on  to  his  man.  His  fine  work  enabled 
us  to  give  St.  Marys  such  a  close  game.  He  should  be  with  us  for 
some  time,  as  he  is  only  sixteen. 

Lyon,  "Freddie." — Although  he  did  not  have  any  special  posi- 
tion, Freddie  usually  played  during  most  of  the  game.  He  is  dan- 
gerous in  any  forward  position,  but  inability  to  pick  the  corners  pre- 
vented him  from  scoring. 

Kinsey,  "Lew." — First  year  on  team  and  a  hard  worker.  Im- 
proved as  season  went  on,  and  played  exceptionally  well  in  Colling- 
\s^ood.     Should  be  valuable  next  year. 

MacLaren,  "Gord." — An  old  colour,  and  hard  worker.  Was 
very  effective  in  last  U.  C.  C.  game. 

White,  "Gord." — One  of  the  best  managers  the  school  has  ever 
had.    He  is  a  hard  worker,  and  always  on  the  job. 

P.S. — Mrs.  White  says  Gord  is  a  very  light  sleeper. 

Fisher,  "Dicky." — Gord's  assistant,  and  although  managing  is 
a  thankless  job,  the  Gold  Dust  Twins  always  had  the  work  fin- 
ished in  time  for  the  game. 

FiNDLEY,  "Al." — Business  manager.  Always  had  the  tickets 
here  on  time  which  was  very  satisfactory. 

Cameron,  "Joe," — Sub-goaler — last  year's  net  guardian,  and 
still  has  the  ability  to  stop  them — anyway,  it's  in  the  family. 

Carrick,  "Jess." — Captain.  He  is  one  of  the  best  defence  men 
we  have  had  for  several  years.  He  is  the  heaviest  man  on  the  team 
and  used  his  weight  to  good  advantage.  Breaks  fast,  has  a  hard 
shot  and  leads  the  scoring  list.  He  used  good  judgment  in  handling 
his  team. 


S.  A.  C— U.  C.  C. 


Our  first  game  this  season  was  against  our  old  rivals  on  the 
Hill,  and  after  a  hard  struggle  we  won  in  ten  minutes  overtime. 
The  Blue  and  White  foi'wards  seemed  faster  than  ours,  but  the 


38  ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW 

Carrick  and  Draper  defence  was  a  stone  wall,  and  behind  that 
stone  wall  there  was  Cameron.  Cameron  and  Lyon  showed  up  well 
for  us,  while  Upper  Canada's  "bright  and  shiny's"  were  Slaght, 
Wright  and  Meech,  who  exceeded  our  expectations,  and  played 
splendid  hockey  all  season. 

U.C.C.     '  S.A.C. 

McCaig Goal  „ Cameron 

Lamport Defense Carrick  L 

Branton Defense Draper 

Slaght Centre _ Findlay  IIL 

Meech _ L.  Wing Drury 

Wright R.  Wing _ Carrick  II. 

King Subs _ Kinsey 

Morton „ "        _ _ _ Lyon 

Period  One. 

S.A.C.  rushed  the  puck  into  U.C.C.  territory  and  very  nearly 
scored  on  a  pass  from  behind  the  net,  but  did  not  beat  McCaig. 
Slaght  carried  the  puck  back  but  failed  to  score.  Play  went  from 
end  to  end,  and  then  Findlay  scored  on  a  long  shot  from  the  wing. 
This  was  all  the  scoring. 

Period  Two. 

In  the  second  period  the  poor  attacking  of  both  teams  was 
plainly  evident,  neither  being  able  to  do  anything  around  their 
opponents'  net.  The  game  was  fairly  even  till  in  a  melee  in  front 
of  the  S.A.C.  goal  the  puck  rolled  past  Cameron.  U.C.C.l — S.A.C.  1, 
Findlay,  Drury  and  Kinsey  tried  to  break  the  tie  but  were  un- 
successful. 

Period  Three. 

Both  teams  were  determined  to  win,  and  many  nasty  shots 
were  aimed  at  Cameron  and  McCaig,  but  these  goalies  were  im- 
pregnable, and  the  period  was  scoreless. 

Overtime. 

Three  minutes  after  the  bell  had  dingled  Jess  Carrick,  on  a 
nice  rush  passed  to  Findlay  who  scored.  S.A.C.  2 — U.C.C.  1.  A 
few  minutes  later  "Jess"  got  away  again  and  beat  McCaig. 
S.A.C.  Sr— U.C.C.  1.   Game  ended  3-1.^ 


st.  andrew's  college  review  39 

Notes. 

Cameron  played  brilliantly,  and  saved  the  team  repeatedly. 
Both  teams  showed  weakness  in  the  attack. 
Lyon  back-checked  well. 


U.  T.  S.  vs.  S.  A.  C. 

Our  second  game  was  against  the  much-heralded  University 
Schools — the  sextette  in  "the  ol'  red  shirts"  didn't  need  the  wreath 
on  the  front  after  all  for  they  finished  the  game  on  the  large  end 
of  a  two  to  one  score.  The  game  was  a  fine  contest.  To  pick  out 
stars  would  be  hard,  but  "Teddy-Bear"  Kinsey,  plus  a  brand  new 
pair  of  bright  and  shiny  tubes,  showed  to  good  advantage,  his 
checking  worrying  the  U.T.S.  forwards.  Jess  Carrick,  more  com- 
monly known  as  the  "Big  Wreck  Train"  got  well  under  way  twice. 
Among  the  injured  were  McMaster  and  the  goal  net.  Ross  Paul — 
'the  child  wonder"  played  a  brilliant  game  for  our  opponents.  The 
Branksome  Ladies  were  out  in  force,  and  John  Cameron  had  .great 
difficulty  in  watching  the  puck  all  the  time,  but  Jack  seems  to  be 
able  to  smell  a  puck  whether  it's  high  or  not.  "Bawb"  Drury  was 
as  dazzling  as  the  brilliantine  on  his  hair,  while  Findlay,  per 
usual,  turned  in  a  fine  exhibition. 

Line  Up. 

St.  Andrew's — Cam.eron,  goal;  Draper  and  Carrick,  defense; 
Findlay,  centre;  Kinsey,  right  wing;  Drury,  left  wing;  Lyon  and 
Carrick,  subs. 

U.T.S. — Stollery,  goal;  Munro  and  Paul  defense;  Plaxton,  cen- 
tre; R.  Plaxton,  right  wing;  Thom_pson,  left  wing;  McMaster  and 
Watson,  subs. 

SUMMi^RY. 

Period  One. 

1.— St.  Andrew's Carrick 10.00 

2.— U.T.S H.  Plaxton 9.00 

Period  Two. 
3.— St.  Andrew's Drury 19.00 

Third  Period 
No  score. 


40  ST.  ANDREWS  COLLEGE  RK\IK\V 

S.  A.  C.  vs.  S.  M.  C. 

In  our  third  game  we  continued  our  winning  streak,  downing 
St.  Mikes  1-0.  Cameron  was  largely  responsible  for  the  win,  and 
the  wonderful  back-checking  of  the  team  was  for  the  first  time  in 
frvidence.  Hunt,  the  best  man  for  the  losers,  was  lashed  to  the 
mast,  and  occasionally,  when  he  did  break  away,  he  struck  a  stone- 
wall defense,  or  his  shot  was  taken  care  of  by  Cameron.  Bruce 
Findlay  played  a  splendid  game,  and  his  shots  again  and  again 
tickled  the  goal  posts  and  had  the  goaler  highly  worried.  The  one 
goal  came  when  Kinsey  whanged  in  a  long  one,  and  it  fooled 
O'Brien.  St.  Mikes  tried  again  and  again  to  tie  it  up,  but  they 
couldn't  put  one  past  Cameron  who  was  invincible,  or  else  they 
lost  the  puck  to  the  defense.  In  the  last  period  "Jack"  broke  his 
skate — 'but  his  luck  didn't  break,  and  even  when  St.  Mike's  had 
four  men  on  the  offensive  and  were  driving  four  shots  to  our  one, 
he  held  them  scoreless. 

Carrick,  Cameron,  Kinse\%  and  Findlay  starred  for  us,  while 
Hunt  and  Ferroni  starred  for  the  Irish. 

St,  Andrew's — Goal,  Cameron;  defense.  Draper  and  Carrick; 
centre,  Findlay;  left  wing,  Drury;  right  wing,  Kinsey;  subs,  Lyon 
and  McLaren. 

St.  Michael's — Goal,  O'Brien ;  defense,  Killen  and  Ferroni ;  cen- 
tre, Millan ;  right  wing.  Hunt ;  left  wing,  Smith ;  subs,  Barthelmess 
and  Irvine. 


S.  M.  C.  vs.  S.  A.  C. 


In  the  second  game  with  St.  Mikes  we  were  decisively  defeated 
5-1.  It  was  a  good  thing  for  our  team,  for  they  got  the  worst  game 
they  played  this  season  ofi"  their  chest,  and  it  kept  their  upper- 
story  from  becoming  inflated.  St.  "Mikes"  played  superb  hockey 
all  the  way,  and  it  was  a  wonder  the  score  wasn't  larger.  Our  team 
used  entirely  individual  rushes,  and  against  the  Irish  checking 
these  were  practically  useless.  St.  Mikes,  on  the  other  hand,  passed 
the  puck  on  eveiy  opportunity. 

The  game  started  badly  when  "Jess"  Carrick  lost  his  skates, 
and  was  unable  to  start  with  his  team  mates — then  "Bawb"  Drury 
broke  his — in  fact,  nearly  everything  seemed  to  go.  wrong. 

Twice  our  men  passed  the  Ferroni-Killen  defense  and  had  an 
open  net,  but  failed  to  score.  St.  Mikes,  however,  never  missed  a 
chance. 


ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW  41 

Cameron  in  goal  played  an  excellent  game,  while  Killen  played 
a  fine  game  for  S.M.C.,  but  spoiled  it  by  dirty  work  in  the  second 
period. 

Our  only  score  was  on  a  pass  from  Draper  to  Findlay  in  the 
first  of  the  second  period,  the  only  "com."  we  used  during  the 
whole  game. 

S.A.C.  Line  up — Goal,  Cameron;  defense,  Draper  and  Carrick; 
centre,  Findlay;  left  wing,  Drury;  right  wing,  Kinsey;  subs,  Mc- 
Laren and  Lyon. 

S.M.C. : — Goal,  O'Brien ;  defense,  Killen  and  Ferroni ;  centre, 
Millan ;  left  wing.  Smith ;  right  wing,  Hunt ;  subs,  Irvine  and  Bar- 
thelmess. 


S.  A.  C.  vs.  U.  C.  C. 

In  our  second  affair  with  Upper  Canada  we  shut  them  out  3-0. 
Jess  Carrick  swung  on  the  ice  with  a  do  or  die  expression  on  his 
manly  countenance,  and  he  expressed  the  opinion  before  the  game, 
"We'll  cinch  this  group  or  bust."  Luckily  for  all  concerned,  Jess 
didn't  have  to  bust — and  all  the  ladies  said,  "My! — ain't  he  just 
grand!!" 

King  played  for  the  first  time  and  easily  earned  a  place.  He 
scored  a  goal,  and  played  good  hockey  all  through  the  game. 

The  Upper  Canada  team  were  checked  to  a  standstill,  and  Mc- 
Caig  had  many  pesky  shots  whistling  around  him.  Drury  scored  in 
the  first  period,  and  King  and  Carrick  slapped  in  a  couple  in  the 
second,  and  try  as  they  could  the  Blue  and  White  failed  to  score. 

"Dav"  Wright  played  a  good  game  for  our  old  friends  on  the 
Hill,  and  Drury,  McLaren  and  King  showed  up  well  for  St.  An- 
drews. Cameron  had  very  little  to  do  at  all,  and  spent  his  time 
smiling  at  the  fair  sex  who  clustered  in  the  goal  judge's  box. 

Line-up  as  in  previous  game. 


S.  A.  C.  vs.  U.  T.  S. 


Our  last  game  was  against  U.  T.  S.,  and  it  was  more  or  less  a 
listless  affair,  as  we  had  won  the  group  championship,  and  were 
saving  ourselves  for  the  Queen's  game.  We  nailed  down  a  four- 
to-one  lead  in  the  first  period  and  thereafter  had  no  more  than  an 


42  ST.  ANDREWS  COLLEGE  REVIEW 

even  share  of  the  play,  "Joe"  Cameron  made  his  first  appearance 
this  season  and  played  a  very  fair  game,  considering  the  only  prac- 
tice he  had  had  was  in  light  practices  at  the  Arena,  and  on  the 
"shinny"  rinks. 

Munroe,  Stolh^ry  and  Plaxton  shone  for  University  of  Toronto 
Schools,  while  Joe  and  Jack  Cameron,  Jess  Carrick,  Drury  and  King 
showed  up  well  for  us. 

S.A.C.  line-up: — Goal,  Joe  and  Jack  Cameron;  defence,  Jess 
Carrick  and  Bruce  King ;  centre,  Findlay ;  wings,  Lyon  and  Drury ; 
sabs,  "Don"  Carrick  and  Kinsey. 

U.T.S. : — Goal,  Stollery;  defence,  Munroe  and  Wright;  centre, 
Plaxton;  wings,  Thompson  and  Robinson;  subs,  McMaster  and 
Hutchison. 


THE  QUEEN'S  GAMES. 

Our  first  game  in  the  second  round  was  against  Queen's  Jun- 
iors at  Kingston,  and  it  was  with  dark  and  grim  forebodings  "Jess" 
and  his  band  of  gladiators  slid  out  of  the  station  towards  the  "Peni- 
tentiary City." 

We  were  met  by  members  of  the  Queen's  team  who  treated  us 
very  kindly,  and  R.  M.  C.  also,  was  very  hospitable,  most  of  the 
team  being  able  to  renew  old  acquaintances  among  the  Cadets. 
The  game  was  at  the  Jock  Harty  Arena,  and  before  the  game 
started  a  fairly  good  crowd  of  hockey  fans  had  collected. 

The  game  was  won  by  Queen's,  2-1. 

Period  One. 

Both  teams  started  away  at  top  speed,  and  the  heavy  Queen's 
forward  line  gave  Cameron  lots  to  do  in  goal.  However,  "the  Lit- 
tle Wizard"  was  just  a  shade  too  good  and  the  "Tricolour"  didn't 
score.  "Joss"  Carrick  rushed  the  puck  back  to  the  Queen's  terri- 
tory, and  passed  to  Drury,  who  failed  to  score.  Play  swayed  back 
and  forth,  and  was  a  shade  in  favour  of  Queen's.  Plenty  of  penal- 
ties were  the  order,  and  a  fairly  constant  procession  went  towardr 
the  box.  Queen's  played  nice  combination,  and  on  a  pass  Reynolds 
shot  a  neat  goal.  Queen's  1,  St.  Andrew's  0.  Period  ended  Queen's 
1,  St.  Andrew's  0. 

Period  Two. 

Queen's  came  on  determined  to  increase  the  score,  but  they  failed 
in  passing  the  Carrick-King  defence,  while  our  jockey-like  for- 


ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW  43 

wards  checked  the  famous  Boucher  and  Nickle  to  a  standstill.  Wil- 
son got  away,  and  almost  scored,  but  King  got  the  puck,  and  the 
team  went  down  three  in  a  row,  but  Wilson  intercepted  Findlay's 
pass  to  Drury,  and  in  a  long  rush  nearly  beat  Cameron.  Queen's 
1,  St.  Andrew's  0. 

Period  Three. 

At  the  start  of  the  period  Carrick  scored  on  a  bullet-like  shot 
from  outside  the  defence  and  tied  up  the  score,  but  Nickel  evened  it 
up  when  he  went  round  the  net  and  scored  from  the  opposite  side. 
Queen's  2,  St.  Andrew's  1.  The  old  fighting  spirit  then  shot  to  the 
forefront,  and  Quinn  had  a  difficult  time  till  the  end  of  the  game. 
Time  after  time  Findlay,  Drury  and  Kinsey  nearly  scored,  and  one 
or  two  golden  opportunities  were  missed.  Game  ended  Queen's  2 ; 
St.  Andrew's  1. 

Queen's: — Goal,  Quinn;  defence,  Reynolds  and  Wilson;  centre, 
Nickle;  wings,  Johnston  and  Boucher;  subs,  Lindsay  and  Davidson. 

St.  Andrew's : — Goal,  Cameron ;  defence.  King  and  Carrick ;  cen- 
tre, Findlay ;  wings,  Drury  and  MacLaren ;  subs,  Kinsey  and  Lyon. 


THE  SECOND  QUEEN'S  GAME. 

The  return  game  with  Queen's  was  one  of  the  best  of  the  year, 
and  our  team  showed  a  vast  improvement  over  any  of  their  previous 
performances.  The  game  was  fairly  clean,  although  there  was 
plenty  of  good  clean  checking,  and  it  was  this  checking  which  made 
the  powerful  Queen's  sextette  look  very  weak.  The  Queen's  team 
was  the  heaviest  that  we  have  played  against  this  season,  but,  for- 
tunately for  us,  they  didn't  know  how  to  use  their  weight. 

Period  One. 
It  took  our  team  just  seven  minutes  to  even  the  round,  and  ten 
to  put  us  in  the  lead,  but  Reynolds  evened  it  up  again  when  King 
and  Carrick  became  confused,  and  skated  through  to  an  open  net. 
St.  Andrew's  2,  Queen's  1.  Seeing  defeat  staring  at  them.  Queen's 
resorted  to  a  reckless  passing  game  which  was  effectually  broken  up 
by  our  forwards.    Period  ended  St.  Andrew's  2,  Queen's  1. 

Period  Two. 

Nickle,  Boucher  and  company  started  with  a  flash  of  speed  that 
nearly  earned  them  a  goal,  but  Cameron,  per  usual,  got  in  the  way, 


44  ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW 

and  Carrick  rushed  to  the  other  end,  passed  the  defence,  but  shot 
wild.  Reynolds  brought  it  back,  but  lost  it  at  the  defence.  Play- 
was  fairly  even  with  one  or  two  penalties.  Period  ended  St.  An- 
drew's 2,  Queen's  1. 

Period  Three. 

Our  forwards  took  the  puck  at  the  face  off,  and  by  some  nice 
individual  rushes  and  clever  combination  play,  kept  the  Queen's 
defence  busy,  and  ten  minutes  after  the  period  had  commenced, 
Findlay  slapped  in  number  three,  and  a  few  minutes  later  Mac- 
Laren  scored  the  fourth  in  a  mixup  in  front  of  the  goal.  St.  Au- 
di ew's  4,  Queen's  1.  Queen's  then  gave  eveiything  they  had  and 
kept  out  team  well  bottled  up,  and  Carrick  killed  time  by  shooting 
the  puck  to  the  other  end — much  to  Queen's  disgust.  Game  ended 
St.  Andrew's  4,  Queen's  1. 

St.  Andrew's  win  round  5-3. 

Same  line  up  as  in  previous  game. 

Notes. 

Queen's  did  not  play  nearly  as  well  here  as  in  Kingston ;  maybe 
the  artificial  ice  had  something  to  do  with  it. 

We  take  this  occasion  to  thank  the  Queen's  and  R.  M.  C.  authori- 
ties for  their  kindness  to  us  during  our  visit. 

Cameron  and  Findlay  played  splendid  games  in  Toronto,  while 
Carrick  and  King  starred  in  Kingston. 


I 


THE  ST.  MARY'S  GAMES. 


It  was  in  these  games  that  our  team,  though  losing,  made  great 
fame  for  themselves,  and  showed  themselves  to  be  greater  in  defeat 
than  in  victory.  Defensively  our  team  was  far  better  than  St. 
Mary's,  but  our  forwards  were  not  as  fast  and  could  not  stick- 
handle  as  well  as  our  opponents. 

Period  One. 

St.  Maiy's  started  right  in,  and  Cain  beat  the  defence  three 
times  before  they  woke  up  to  the  fact  that  there  was  a  game  on, 
and  then  it  was  too  late,  as  St.  Mary's  had  netted  two  goals.  St. 
Mary's  2,  St.  Andrew's  0.  Then  our  forwards  found  out  the  St. 
Mary's  methods  and  checked  them  to  a  standstill.    Again  and  again 


ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW  45 

Cain  and  Burke  would  break  away,  only  to  lose  the  puck,  and  Bozo 
Kells  had  some  peppery  ones  to  stop.  Period  ended  St.  Mary's  2, 
St.  Andrew's  0. 

Period  Two. 

St.  Mary's  tried  to  increase  their  lead,  but  our  defence  broke  up 
attack  after  attack,  while  "Wiz"  Cameron  in  goal  looked  after  all 
the  long  wing  shots.  Then  St.  Andrew's  started,  and  on  an  exciting 
play  Drury  passed  to  Findlay  who  fooled  Kells.  St.  Mary's  2,  St. 
Andrew's  1.  Both  sides  then  gave  everything  they  had,  and  the 
puck  was  bouncing  off  both  ends.  Finally,  on  the  nicest  play  of 
the  night,  on  a  Smythe  to  Turner  combination,  St.  Mary's  scored, 
giving  them  a  two  goal  lead.  Period  ended  St.  Mary's  3,  St.  An- 
drew's 1. 

Period  Three. 

The  last  period  was  as  hard  fought  as  any  seen  at  the  Arena 
this  year,  and  the  play  was  very  even.  St.  Andrew's  missed  some 
almost  sure  ones.  Both  Cameron  and  Kells  played  sensational 
games.  Findlay  shot  from  in  front  of  the  net,  and  it  just  missed 
while  Burke  was  right  through  the  defence  and  the  puck  bounced 
off  the  goal  post.    Game  ended  St.  Mary's  3,  St.  Andrew's  1. 

St.  Andrew's : — Goal,  Cameron ;  defence,  Carrick  and  King ;  cen- 
tre, Findlay;  wings,  Drury  and  Kinsey;  subs,  MacLaren  and  Lyon. 

St.  Mary's: — Goal,  Kells;  defence,  Cain  and  Frost;  wings.  Tur- 
ner and  Burke;  centre,  Smythe;  subs,  Stokes  and  Wiseman. 


ST.  MARY'S  vs.  ST.  ANDREW'S. 

This  was  our  last  game,  and  it  was  a  grandstand  finish  from 
every  point  of  view.  We  went  into  the  game  two  goals  down,  and 
at  the  end  of  the  required  sixty  minutes  we  were  even. 

Every  man  on  the  ice  stood  out  at  some  point,  but  John 
A.  Cameron  per  usual  stood  right  out  and  played  a  wonderful 
game.  With  the  greatest  ease  he  stopped  long,  close,  short  and  easy 
shots,  and  he  deserves  all  kinds  of  praise.  Carrick  and  King  broke 
up  many  telling  rushes,  and  time  and  again  went  rushing  down  the 
ice  in  "pro"  manner.  Findlay  and  Drury  also  showed  up  well,  and 
their  men  never  got  away  from  them. 

Then  there's  CalUghen — "the  young  hero,"  as  some  of  our  fair 
friends  called  him — ^w^ho  was  checking  the  speedy  St.  Mary's  for- 


46  ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW 

wards  to  a  standstill,  and  after  the  Irish  sextette  were  one  up,  he 
tied  the  game.  Cain  and  Frost,  the  St.  Mary's  defence,  were  towers 
of  strength,  and  both  played  excellent  games.  The  St.  Mary's  for- 
ward line  left  nothing  to  be  desired. 

The  game  got  well  under  way  when  Cain  slapped  the  puck  from 
behind  the  goal,  and  it  went  in  off  Kinsey's  skate.  St.  Mary's  1,  St. 
Andrew's  0.  We  weren't  at  all  disheartened,  and  a  few  minutes  later 
Callighen  got  a  goal  and  tied  the  score.  Then  Carrick  made  a  get- 
away and  scored,  and  \vith  forty  seconds  to  go  Findlay  passed  to 
King,  who  slapped  in  the  rubber  and  tied  the  round. 

Our  supporters  went  mad — and  many  good  hats  were  ruined. 

Overtime  then  had  to  be  played,  and  the  overtime  exhibition  will 
live  long  in  the  memories  of  those  who  saw  it.  The  team  played  an 
uphill  battle  for  twenty  minutes,  and  lost  in  the  last  five.  It  was 
hard,  but  our  team  played  the  game  throughout ;  and  if  we  didn't 
win,  playing  the  game  is,  after  all,  the  main  thing. 

This  was  our  last  league  game,  and  I  think  the  school  should 
long  remember  the  gamest  team  we've  had  for  many  a  year. 

Line-up  as  before. 

St.  Mary's  win  round  7-4. 


THE  TRIP  TO  COLLINGWOOD. 

The  team  brought  its  tour  of  one-night  stands  to  a  successful 
conclusion  with  a  trip  to  Colling\vood  and  a  victory  over  the  Junior 
O.H.A.  semi-finalists.  The  team  was  allovred  to  go  to  Collingwood 
chiefly  as  a  reward  for  its  good  season's  play.  And,  although  this 
little  jaunt  was  something  in  the  nature  of  a  joy  ride,  and  nothing 
depended  on  the  game,  yet  our  boys  gave  tl\eir  best  as  they  have  all 
season,  and  an  excellent  exhibition  of  the  winter  pastime  was  pro- 
vided for  a  large  audience. 

The  regular  Collingwood  team,  with  the  exception  of  Morill,  the 
fast  centre  player,  lined  up  against  the  visiting  team,  and  play  was 
xery  evenly  divided  throughout  the  entire  match.  In  the  first  period 
Carrick  scored  twice  for  St.  Andrew's,  and  although  Cameron  was 
given  a  busy  session  in  the  nets  the  Shipbuilders  failed  to  score. 
The  second  period  was  scoreless,  although  during  the  last  two  min- 
utes of  this  period,  with  Carrick  serving  a  penalty,  some  breathless 
moments  were  given  the  spectators.  Cameron  was  bombarded  from 
all  angles  and  some  of  his  saves  bordered  on  the  miraculous.    The 


ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW  47 

same  fast  brand  of  hockey  was  served  up  in  the  final  frame,  but  St. 
Andrew's  had  a  little  the  better  of  the  play,  and  with  about  five 
minutes  to  go  Kinsey,  on  a  pass  from  Findlay,  notched  the  third 
goal. 

The  game  was  very  ably  handled  by  a  local  man,  and  our  boys 
were  treated  very  generously  by  the  spectators  and  the  Colling- 
wood  Hockey  Club. 

Notes. 

Jess  Carrick  felt  right  at  home  in  the  Collingwood  rink.  He 
said  it  reminded  him  of  the  Port  Arthur  "Winter  Garden,"  where 
he  learnt  the  game. 

The  Globe  Hotel  may  not  be  as  sumptuously  furnished  as  the 
Ritz  or  Biltmore,  but  for  good  food  and  comfort  it's  all  that  can 
be  desired. 

Bruce  Findlay's  superb  rendering  of  "I  Ain't  Nobody's  Dar- 
ling" on  the  hotel  piano  brought  the  guests  flocking  from  their 
rooms. 

Miss  McEachren's  advice  to  hold  the  Collingwood  team  to  five 
goals  was  all  that  was  needed  to  make  victory  certain. 

Two  incidents  marred  the  return  journey,  the  engine  jumped  the 
rails  and  Carrick  gave  a  disastrous  exhibition  of  skiing. 

Freddie  Lyon  had  a  wonderful  chance  to  break  into  the  scoring 
column,  but  Freddie  in  his  anxiety  missed  the  open  net.  Never 
mind,  Fred,  we  are  looking  forward  to  seeing  you  one  of  our  big 
goal  getters  next  season. 

Drury  turned  in  his  best  game  of  the  season. 

The  Collin,gwood  boys  very  kindly  provided  a  hearty  supper  for 
the  members  of  our  team  at  the  conclusion  of  the  game. 

In  Mr.  J.  A.  Gibb,  Collingwood  has  a  true  sportsman  who  should 
go  a  long  way  in  keeping  his  town  on  the  hockey  map. 

The  Collingwood  team  will  be  almost  intact  next  year.  All 
cf  this  year's  team,  with  the  exception  of  two  players,  v/ill  be 
eligible.     Here's  hoping  that  we  meet  them  in  the  finals! 


THE  SECOND  TEAM. 


Under  the  guidance  of  "Al"  Findley  the  Seconds  had  a  most 
successful  season.  They  worked  hard,  and  defeated  Upper  Canada 
on  our  rink  7-2,  and  lost  to  the  same  team  in  an  overtime  struggle 


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at  U.  C.  C,  2-1,  winning  the  round  9-3.    They  were  unfortunate  in 

not  obtaining  any  other  games,  as  they  were  a  well-trained  team, 

and  would  have  gone  far. 

The  following  were  awarded  second  team  colours : 

Goal: — Cameron  II.;  defence,  Carrick  and  Curry;  centre,  Find- 

Icy  II. ;  wings,  Findley  I.  and  Earl ;  subs.,  Stronach,  Howell  McRae. 


THE  SECOND  HOCKEY  TEAM 


THE  MIDGETS. 

The  Midgets  are  another  of  our  1922  champions,  winning  their 
group  quite  handily.  They  were  under  the  guidance  of  Gerald 
Usburne  Reid,  and  were  managed  by  "Willay"  (Mister)  Murcheson, 
of  managing  fame — so  how  could  they  lose? 

Little  D'Arcy  Palmer  and  Ted  Birkett  provided  the  comedy, 
while  Hoops  and  Whillans  provided  the  offence — I  mean  defence. 
"Bob"  Grant  was  also  on,  and  scored  lots  of  times.  Birkett  was  the 
really  high  scorer,  though.  Chamberlain,  the  little  light  from 
Ottawa,  usually  turned  in  a  swank  performance.  It  was  with  this 
aggregation  of  puck  chasers  that  the  now  famous  "Potsy"  Callig- 
hcn  first  saw  a  puck — and  the  Midgets  are  proud  of  him. 

Altogether  the  Midgets  are  a  fine  little  team,  and  would  have 
been  going  yet — if  Davisville  hadn't  beaten  them. 


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Personnel  of  Midget  Team. 

Birkett,  "Ted,"  Centre — An  exceptionally  good  back  check  and 
was  responsible  for  a  good  many  goals  as  the  season  advanced. 

Chamberlain,  "Lome,"  Left  Wing — A  very  good  skater  and 
stick-handler,  but  inclined  to  roam  from  his  position. 

Palmer,  "D'Arcy,"  Right  Wing — A  good  stick-handler  and  an 
accurate  shot,  but  his  combination  was  a  little  slack  at  times. 

Whillans,  "Booty,"  Right  Defence — Showed  up  to  great  advan- 
tage on  the  defence  after  playing  the  first  two  games  on  the  forward 
line.    His  rushes  were  also  dangerous. 

Hoops,  "Benny,"  Left  Defence — His  checking  was  good  and  he 
improved  his  rushing  towards  the  end  of  the  season. 

Grant,  "Bob,"  Sub. — A  hard  worker  and  a  good  back  check,  but 
weak  on  shooting  and  inclined  to  go  into  the  corners. 

Reid,  "Gerry,"  Goal — Captain  and  handled  his  team  well.  Looks 
as  if  in  a  year  or  two  he  would  be  a  second  Cameron.  Always  on 
the  job. 


BANTAMS. 


The  Bantams  under  "Lord"  Munn,  of  Cocky,  nearly  won  their 
group,  and  MacLean  says  he'll  do  it  for  them  next  year.     He  says 


BANTAM   HOCKEY  TEAM 


ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW  51 

they  would  have  done  it  this  year  if  he  hadn't  felt  Indisposed  in  the 
last  igame,  when  they  lost  to  St.  Mikes  2-1. 

Careless  and  Lovering  turned  into  cracking  good  players,  and 
should  be  valuable  on  Midgets  next  year.  "Cocky"  Munn  was  the 
high  man  here,  and  was  veiy  good  on  the  defence. 

A  lot  of  ,good  games  were  played  and  we  hope  next  year  the 
rising  hockey  players  of  the  school  will  get  more  support  than  they 
did  this  year,  as  it  is  very  disheartening  to  play  before  ten  enthusi- 
astic fans. 

Colours : 

Goal,  Nugent;  defence,  Lovering  and  Munn  II.;  centre,  Cowie; 
wings,  McLean  and  Careless ;  subs,  Sprott  and  Banfield. 


FLAT  HOCKEY. 

THE  UPPER  FLAT  TEAM. 

"Stumpy's  Own." 
"Stump"  Robertson's  aggregation  of  puck  chasers  were  one  of 
the  best  on  the  flat.  They  beat  an  Upper  Canada  team,  and  downed 
the  redoubtable  "Eastern  Pros"  4-3,  much  to  Charley  Lewis'  dis- 
gust. They  also  defeated  the  Lower  Flat  4-3,  and  conquered  several 
other  "would-be's."  Rivera,  Tucker,  or  some  others  usually  filled 
the  nets,  v/hile  "Stump"  and  "Garge"  Crosbie,  of  the  redoubtable 
Tarzan  gang,  were  the  defence.  Drynan  and  one  or  two  others 
"showed  the  speed,"  as  Crosbie  put  it.  "Stump"  says  for  his  team : 
"The  team  were  good,  and  if  we  had  had  Murchison  for  manager 
we  would  have  been  perfect.    Requiescat  in  pacem." 

THE  LOWER  FLAT. 

"Gerry's  Demons." 
Ault  and  McTaggart  headed  the  ambitious  six  from  the  Lower 
Flat.    Model  downed  them.    The  Upper  Flat  downed  them,  but  they 
cleaned  up  on  their  own  class — (which  the  Editorial  Department 
cannot  find) — however,  they,  too,  were  a  good  team. 

THE  EAS'^ERN  FLAT. 

"The  Kamloops  Lassos." 
Under  these  colours  "Red"  Milton,  "Spare-Parts"  Ferguson,  and 
"Dune"  Findlay  made  their  debut — they  cleaned  up  on  a  few  teams. 


52  ST.  AXDREWS  COLLEGE  REVIEW 

"Jimmy"  Scott  was  a  forward.  Yea !  James.  Their  colours  were 
green  black,  orange,  yellow  and  vermilion,  with  a  rainbow  shade 
0)1  the  chest. 

THE  EASTERN  PROS. 

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The  Eastern  Pros,  were,  as  their  name  implies,  from  the  far 
east.  Three  Nova  Scotians,  two  Newfoundlanders,  and  one  New 
Brunswicker — and  presto! — the  Eastern  Pros.  The  goal  was  filled 
by  "Dint"  Moores  and  a  pillow  or  two;  the  defence  by  Art  Clift, 
while  "Charley"  Lewis  played  centre.  "Charley"  was  all  for  defeat- 
ing "Stumpies'  "  team,  but  he  didn't.    Tough  luck. 

R.  H.  Anderson. 


SPORTLINGS. 

THAT  PARKDALE  GAME. 


Undoubtedly  the  biggest  jolt  St.  Andrew's  College  and  the 
hockey  public  got  in  the  S.  P.  A.  series  this  year  was  when  Draper 
knocked  in  that  goal  and  gave  us  the  win  over  Parkdale — it  was 
the  first  indication  of  what  the  St.  Andrew's  team  was  to  be  like- 
under  Mr.  "Mike"  Rodden,  our  coach — but  it  wasn't  the  last  indi- 
cation by  any  means. 


CAMERON— OUR  GOALEE. 

One  of  the  six  reasons  why  we  did  so  well  in  the  0.  H.  A.  this 
year  was  Jack  Cameron — ^he  seemed  to  be  everywhere  the  puck  was 
and  then  some. 


THANKS,  JESS! 

The  school  on  a  whole  owes  a  debt  of  gratitude  to  Jess  Carrick, 
known  to  the  fans  as  "The  01'  Wreck  Train,"  for  the  way  he  has 
given  his  spare  time  to  the  Bantams  and  Midgets,  making  them 
the  well  balanced  teams  they  were  at  the  end  of  the  season. 


HARD  WORK  BY  ALL  TEAMS. 

It  is  largely  through  consistent  and  hard  work  that  our  teams, 
both  in  rugby  and  hockey,  went  so  far.      Besides  "quitting  them- 


ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW  53 

selves  like  men,"  they  worked  and  worked  so  well  this  year  that  they 
beat  Parkdale,  St.  Michael's,  U.  T.S.  and  U.  C.  C.  in  hockey,  and 
Ridley,  Trinity,  and  U.  C.  C.  in  rugby.  Some  claim  that  spirit 
won  these  games.    Yes,  'twas  spirit,  plus  hard  work. 


CRICKET. 


The  outlook  seems  bright — nine  old  colours  back — and  John 
Cameron  and  Freddie  Lyon  to  the  forefront,  but  then  the  outlook 
was  bright  last  year — very  bright ! ! ! 


Messrs.  Ramsey,  Rodden  and  Muschamp,  Please  Blush. 

The  school  has  had  great  luck  this  year  in  her  coaches — Mr. 
Ramsey,  rugby;  Mr.  Rodden,  hockey,  and  Mr.  Muschamp,  cricket. 
Yea,  coaches! 


0!  POTSY! 

"Potsy"  Callighen  was  some  find — so  was  King. 


HIGH  SCORERS. 

First  Team. 

"Jess"  Carrick 10 

"Bruce"  Findlay  7 

"Bawb"  Drury 5 

"Lou"  Kinsey 4 

"Bruce"  King.. 3 

The  first  team  played  fourteen  games,  they  tied  one,  lost  four 
and  won  nine. 

Not  counting  in  the  S.  P.  A.  games  we  have  had  19  goals  scored 
against  us,  and  we've  scored  32. 

Our  team  is  one  of  the  lowest  scoring  in  the  0.  H.  A. 

This  team  went  farther  in  the  Junior  0.  H.  A.  than  any  team 
we  have  had  since  1905,  when  we  were  runners-up  for  the  junior 
championship,  and  we  lost  to  Stratford  12-10. 


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Blauvelt  has  made  his  annual  announcement,  only  this  time  it's 
the  first  cricket  team. 


We've  heard  of  indoor  baseball  and  golf,  but  this  is  the  first 
time  we've  ever  heard  of  indoor  cricket. 


Spats  are  becoming  almost  as  common  as  Midget  sweaters. 


What  the  Star  thought  of  our  team : 

"Toronto  hockey  fans  who  follow  the  tadpole  division,  haven't 
done  gasping  yet  over  the  way  in  which  St.  Andrew's  College  Jun- 
iors held  George  Awrey's  Queen's  Juniors  to  a  2  to  1  score  in  King- 
ston. The  St.  Andrew's  boys  were  not  regarded  as  having  any 
more  chance  than  a  pollywog  in  a  trout  pond,  but  they  stepped 
right  into  the  eastern  college  lads  as  if  they  had  never  heard  of 
them  or  their  reputation,  and  came  mighty  near  winning  out." — 
The  Daily  Star. 


After  the  St.  Mary's  game : 

"St.  Andrew's  put  up  the  gamest  fi^ht  of  the  junior  season." — 
Star. 


MAC  AND  HIS  PERAMBULATOR 


LOWER  SCHOOL  HOCKEY. 

During  the  past  winter  the  Lower  School  has  enjoyed  the  most 
successful  hockey  season  it  has  had  for  a  number  of  years.  With 
Colebrook,  the  only  old  colour  left  from  last  year,  the  prospects  at 
the  beginning  of  the  season  were  not  of  the  brightest. 

The  rinks  have  been  in  use  for  nearly  two  months,  and  daily 
practices  have  been  the  order.  Every  boy  tried  hard  for  a  place 
on  the  team,  and  some  very  promising  materjal  was  discovered. 


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The  boys  who  have  represented  the  school  this  year  have  shown 
an  abundance  of  punch  and  energy,  and  possess  that  "never-say- 
die"  spirit,  which  has  characterized  the  play  of  the  Upper  School 
teams.  Most  of  the  players  will  be  under  the  age  limit  for  a  couple 
of  years  yet  and  with  all  of  this  year's  team,  except  Colebrook, 
Nugent  and  Grant,  eligible  for  next  year,  we  are  looking  forward 
to  another  good  season. 

In  all  9  games  were  played,  of  which  7  were  won,  1  drawn  and 
I  lost. 

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56  ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGP:  REVIEW 

The  following  boys  were  awarded  colours : — 
Colebrook — Captain,  Noriega  I.,  Hoops,  Carrick  III.,  Noriega 
IT.,  Grant  II.,  Nugent,  Stewart  II.  and  Ellsworth. 

PERSONNEL  OF  THE  TEAM. 

Colebrook — Centre,  Captained  the  team  in  a  very  admirable 
manner.    Fast  skater,  good  stick-handler;  strong  offensively. 

Carrick  III.  Left  defence.  Improved  rapidly  during  season. 
A  hard  shot. 

Grant  II.  Goal.  Cool  and  usually  reliable.  Played  best  game 
at  U.T.S. 

Nugent.  Right  defence.  Possesses  a  wicked  shot  for  a  boy  and 
was  a  great  asset  to  team. 

Noriega  I.  Right  wing.  Is  rather  light  and  a  little  weak  in 
shooting,  but  his  back-checking  would  be  a  credit  to  a  much  older 
and  more  experienced  player. 

Noriega  II.  Left  wing.  A  fast  skater  but  weak  in  shooting 
and  is  inclined  to  wander  from  his  position. 

Stev^art  II.  Goal  for  the  under  14  team.  At  U.C.C.  he  played 
like  Cameron  I. 

Hoops,  Defence-sub.  Young  yet,  but  developed  into  a  valuable 
defence  player. 

Ellsworth.  Left  wing-sub.  Lacks  experience  but  plays  a  good 
combination  game. 

Nelles  and  Turnbull  substituted  in  some  of  the  games.  These 
boys  are  very  good  and  improved  some,  but  lack  experience. 

S.  A.  C.  vs.  Model. 

Three  games  were  played  with  Model,  two  away  and  one  at 
nome.  All  of  these  games  were  won  by  S.A.C.,  the  scores  being, 
4-2,  5-0,  and  2-0.  The  S.A.C.  boys  were  superior  in  that  they  played 
their  positions  and  combined  well.   This,  Model  failed  to  do. 

U.  T.  S.  vs.  S.  A.  C. 

On  Februai-y  1,  the  team  met  U.T.S.  on  our  rink.  U.T.S.  had 
the  advantage  in  weight,  but  this  was  offset  by  the  team  play  of 
S.A.C.  Play  was  about  even  the  first  two  periods,  each  team  scor- 
ing once.  Colebrook  missed  the  open  net  on  two  occasions,  while 
U.T.S.  also  had  this  misfortune.   Near  the  close  of  the  final  period 


ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW  57 

U.T.S.  circled  the  net  and  scored.  Within  a  minute  they  repeated 
making-  the  count  U.T.S.  3 — S.A.C.  1.  Colebrook  then  led  a  very 
determined  attack  on  the  U.T.S.  citadel,  but  failed  to  score.  This 
was  the  only  defeat  suffered  by  S.A.C.  during  the  season. 

S.  A.  C.  vs.  T.  C.  S. 

St,  Andrew's  met  the  Junior  School  team  of  T.C.S.  at  Port 
Hope  on  February.  The  teams  were  quite  evenly  matched  as  re- 
gards weight,  but  S.A.C.  easily  outskated  and  outplayed  their  op- 
ponents. T.C.S.  lacked  the  necessary  punch  to  score  and  were  for- 
tunate to  get  three  goals.  Combination  plays  of  the  S.A.C.  team 
were  executed  frequently  and  resulted  in  several  goals.  Colebrook 
was  the  leading  S.A.C.  man  and  scored  five  goals.  King  was  best 
for  T.C.S.    Game  ended  S.A.C.  10— T.C.S.  3. 

U.  C.  C.  vs.  S.  A.  C. 

On  February  9,  U.C.C.  visited  us.  The  ice  was  soft  and  team 
play  was  out  of  the  question.  It  was  just  a  matter  of  batting  the 
puck  ahead  and  following.  Conditions  such  as  these  favoured  the 
U.C.C.  boys  who  were  much  heavier  and  faster  than  S.A.C.  This 
game  was  not  productive  of  good  hockey,  but  Colebrook  succeeded 
in  tallying  in  the  second  period.  With  only  three  minutes  to  play 
in  the  final  period,  a  long  shot  from  outside  the  defence  beat 
Stewart  and  tied  the  score.  No  overtime  was  played.  The  U.C.C. 
goaler  turned  in  a  very  creditable  perfoiTnance. 

S.  A.  C.  vs.  U.  C.  C. 

The  following  Wednesday  S.A.C.  went  to  U.C.C.  to  play  the 
leturn  game.  The  rink  was  large  and  the  ice  hard  and  fast.  U.C.C. 
were  again  heavier  and  faster  and  had  the  bulk  of  the  play  through- 
out the  game.  U.C.C.  opened  the  scoring  on  a  hard  shot  that  gave 
Stewart  no  chance  to  save,  but  S.A.C.  came  back  and  evened  the 
count  in  less  than  a  minute  on  a  pretty  combination  play,  Noriega  I. 
netting  the  puck  from  the  rebound.  Midway  during  the  second 
period  Colebrook  scored  for  S.A.C.  on  an  individual  effort,  but  this 
advantage  was  short-lived  as  U.C.C.  counted  again  just  as  the 
whistle  blew.  Play  reopened  fast  and  furious  with  U.C.C,  having 
a  decided  edge.  In  an  effort  to  score  U.C.C.  used  a  four-man  attack 
and  then  S.A.C.  slipped  out  and  scored  what  proved  to  be  the  win- 


58  ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW 

ning  goal.  U.C.C.  attacked  persistently,  but  were  unable  to  beat 
the  Carrick-Hoops-Stewai-t  defence.  The  perfoiTnance  of  these 
players  is  worthy  of  high  praise.  They  again  and  again  saved  the 
day  for  S.A.C. 

Game  ended  S.A.C.  3— U.C.C.  2. 

T.  C.  S.  vs.  S.  A.  C. 

On  Friday,  February  17,  the  T.C.S.  team  were  our  guests.  This 
game  was  more  evenly  contested  than  the  first  one  at  Port  Hope, 
although  the  result  was  never  in  doubt.  Colebrook  and  Carrick 
retired  in  favour  of  Ellsworth  and  Turnbull.  These  last  two  men- 
tioned played  well.  The  T.C.S.  goaler  was  good,  but  the  forwards 
lacked  the  scoring  punch.   Game  ended  S.A.C.  5 ;  T.C.S  0. 

S.  A.  C.  vs.  U.  T.  S. 

The  return  game  with  U.T.S.  was  played  on  Varsity  rink  on 
February  28.  Both  teams  had  been  idle  for  some  time,  owing  to 
lack  of  ice  and  showed  the  effects  of  no  practice.  Neither  team 
seemed  to  be  playing  true  to  their  best  form.  Grant  II  handled 
all  shots  with  comparative  ease.  Carrick  and  Nugent  played  well 
together  on  the  defence,  while  Colebrook  scored  the  only  goal  of 
the  game  on  an  easy  shot.  Blake  was  best  for  U.T.S.  Game  ended 
S.A.C.  1;  U.T.S.  0. 

L.W.D.' 

This  account  of  the  Lower  School  hockey  season  would  be  in- 
complete without  mention  of  the  help  and  encouragement  given  to 
the  players  by  Mr.  Derbyshire.  Mr.  Derbyshire  has  been  present 
every  afternoon  at  all  the  practices,  and  the  success  of  the  team 
has  been  largely  due  to  his  active  interest  and  efficient  coaching. 


Our  Old  Boys 


OLD  BOYS'  NEWS. 

It  is  inevitable  that  the  names  of  those  taking  prominent  places 
in  the  activities  of  the  present  generation  should  be  unfamiliar  to 
our  host  of  old  boys.  While  the  Review  is  a  school  boys'  magazine, 
yet  those  who  have  gone  out  from  our  midst  have  shown  a  marked 
interest  in  the  success  of  this  paper.  Undoubtedly  this  column,  to 
a  large  measure,  is  responsible  for  that  interest.  From  time  to 
time  bits  of  information  have  come  to  hand  from  Andreans  now 
engaged  in  business  and  professional  life  in  this  city  and  else- 
where. We  take  this  opportunity  to  thank  the  fellows  who  have 
kept  us  in  touch  with  their  activities,  and  also  of  reminding  our 
old  boys  that  we  are  always  glad  to  hear  from  them,  and  are  ex- 
tremely anxious  that  this  column  may  steadily  grow  in  attractive- 
ness. 

Gordon  Hewitt  is  now  President  of  the  Varsity  Boxing, 
Wrestling,  and  Fencing  Association,  and  also  Secretary  of  the  In- 
tercollegiate Association. 

E.  B.  Allen  is  with  the  Dominion  of  Canada  Guarantee  and 
Accident  Company. 

Dick  Cowie  is  travelling  for  Coats  Limited. 

Gordon  Robertson  is  President  of  Third  Year  at  University 
College. 

Jack  Applegath  is  now  with  the  National  Trust  Company. 

"The  Brockville  Klan"  had  a  very  successful  meeting  during 
the  Christmas  holidays.  S.A.C.  was  ably  represented  by  Bill  Com- 
stock,  Ed.  Cossitt,  Hugh  Davis,  and  Al.  Reynolds. 

Douglas  Gordon  is  attending  Varsity,  First  year  "Meds." 

R.  Earle  and  S.  M.  Skeaff  are  at  the  Toronto  head  office  of  the 
Imperial  Bank. 

Ken  McLaughlin  is  at  the  Royal  School  of  Infantry,  London, 
Ontario. 

Morrison  Earle  is  with  A.  E.  Ames  Co.,  Toronto. 

H.  Smith  is  with  the  Canada  Bond  Corporation,  Limited. 

John  F.  McKinley  has  been  appointed  Judge  of  the  Juvenile 
Court,  Ottawa.  He  also  has  been  a  member  of  the  City  Council, 
and  Board  of  Education  of  that  city. 

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Harry  B.  Housser,  of  Housser,  Wood  and  Company,  has  been 
elected  a  member  of  the  Board  of  Directors  of  the  Canada  Foun- 
dries and  Forgings,  Ltd. 

Staunton  Wishart  has  been  offered  an  associate  professorship 
in  Oto-Laryngology  at  Yale  University. 

Don't  Forget  the  Annual  Old  Boys'  Dinner  to  be  held  at 
the  College  on  Wednesday,  April  12th,  at  7  p.m. 

It  might  be  well  to  point  out  here  that  the  Cadet  Corps'  Dance 
this  year  was  not  the  old  boys'  function  that  it  has  been  in  pre- 
vious years.  To  avoid  over-crowding  the  hall,  it  was  decided  to 
make  this  dance  a  present  boys'  affair.  Invitations  were  sent  only 
to  ex-officers  of  the  Corps  and  Prefects  of  recent  years. 


BIRTHS.      ' 

To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  A.  E.  Duncanson,  on  Dec.  8th,  1921,  a  son. 

To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  N.  McL.  Birrel,  on  December  12th,  1921,  a 
daughter. 

To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  J.  Clark  Acton,  on  December  15th,  1921,  a 
daughter. 

To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Henry  Herschkovitz,  December,  1921.  a  son. 
To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Alan  E.  Stewart,  on  December  27th,  1921,  a 
daughter. 

To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Fred.  W.  Macdonald,  on  January  3rd.  1922, 
a  son. 

To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Norman  0.  Wheeler,  on  January  10th,  1922, 
a  daughter. 

To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  N.  M.  Carver,  on  January  1st,  1922,  a  daugh- 
ter. 

To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Kenneth  MacLaren,  on  January  5th,  1922, 
a  son. 

To  Dr.  and  Mrs.  Norman  M.  I<i;iTH,  on  January  16th,  1922,  a 
daughter. 

To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  M.  J.  De  Shereinin,  on  July  31st,  1921,  a  son. 

To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  E.  Harvey  Ellis,  on  January  24th,  1922,  a 
daughter. 

To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  K.  S.  Maclachlan,  on  January  Slst,  1922, 
a  son. 

To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  H.  M.  Magee,  on  February  15th,  1922,  a 
daughter. 


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To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  T.  D.  Farquhar,  in  August,  1921,  a  son. 
To  Mr.  and  Mrs.  E.  A.  Chapman,  on  February  25th,  1922,  a 


daughter. 


MARRIAGES. 


MclNTOSH,  M.D.,  Peter  Douglas,  to  Miss  Katherine  Louise 
MacLennan,  Manchester,  England,  on  December  2nd,  1921. 

Massey,  Denton,  to  Miss  Esther  Geralds,  at  New  Haven, 
Conn.,  on  January  21st,  1922. 

Hatch,  Samuel  Russell,  to  Miss  Elizabeth  Henderson  Steele, 
at  Fergus,  Ontario,  on  January  25th,  1922. 

Barclay,  William  C,  to  Miss  Mary  Catherine  Laidlaw,  at 
Toronto,  on  February  2nd,  1922. 


OLD  BOYS'  INSURANCE. 

It  will  be  remembered  that  during  the  winter  of  1918-19,  the 
Old  Boys'  Association  elected  a  committee  for  the  purpose  of  solicit- 
ing subscriptions  as  a  contribution  toward  the  building  of  the  new 
college,  it  being  understood  that  the  Old  Boys'  contributions  were 
to  be  allocated  to  the  Great  Hall,  which  was  to  be  regarded  as  a 
memorial  hall.  Although  about  $12,000  was  actually  subscribed, 
it  was  not  sufficient  to  provide  all  that  was  necessary.  At  the  time 
it  was  felt  by  the  majority  of  Old  Boys  approached,  that  while  they 
were  desirous  of  helping  the  college,  they  were  not  in  a  position  to 
make  a  substantial  subscription  to  the  fund,  most  of  them  being  in 
the  process  of  re-establishment  after  the  war. 

Several  months  ago,  a  plan  was  proposed  to  Dr.  Macdonald  and 
the  Board  of  Governors,  which  it  was  thought  would  be  an  ideal 
way  of  raising  money  for  the  College.  This  plan,  which  was  sub- 
mitted by  Hume  Crawford,  one  of  the  Old  Boys,  has  been  used  very 
successfully  by  colleges  and  universities  in  England  and  the  United 
States,  and  will,  it  is  felt,  particularly  meet  the  requirements  of  St. 
Andrew's  College.  After  going  into  it  thoroughly  the  Old  Boys' 
Executive  approved  the  plan,  and  authorized  Mr.  Crawford  to  go 
ahead  with  it  about  the  middle  of  December,  1921. 

It  is  proposed  to  approach  each  Old  Boy  in  a  personal  way,  sug- 
gesting that  he  purchase  an  amount  of  life  insurance  consistent  with 


62  ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW 

his  means,  with  benefits  payable  to  the  College.  In  this  way  the  Col- 
lege will  obtain  a  splendid  collateral  security  for  a  bond  issue,  which 
>vill  provide  the  Board  of  Governors  with  sufficient  funds  to  build 
the  new  school.  It  is  felt  that  this  is  the  only  feasible  way  of  raising 
money  for  the  College  among  the  Old  Boys,  in  that  each  Old  Boy 
can  give  a  fair  amount  of  money  over  a  twenty  year  period  without 
feeling  it  very  much  at  any  one  time.  In  the  event  of  the  policy 
becoming  a  claim,  the  College  receives  the  face  value  at  once,  the 
policy  having  been  assigned  to  the  Board  of  Governors  of  the 
College. 

In  a  little  less  than  three  months,  slightly  over  $60,000  of  in- 
surance has  already  been  written  in  Toronto,  and  about  $30,000 
promised  for  a  future  date,  so  that  we  can  feel  reasonably  assured 
of  the  plan  being  carried  through  to  a  successful  issue.  So  far  the 
Old  Boys  approached  have  been  practically  unanimous  in  voicing 
their  approval  of  the  plan  and  their  desire  to  help  the  College,  if  not 
now,  certainly  as  soon  as  they  are  in  a  position  to  do  so. 

A  personal  letter  is  being  sent  to  each  Old  Boy,  and  a  personal 
call  will  be  made.  Do  what  you  can  to  help  the  College  in  this  way 
and  place  it  in  a  position  where  it  will  be  on  a  sound  financial  basis 
for  good  and  all. 

It  should  be  pointed  out  that  the  Board  of  Governors  do  not 
intend  to  proceed  with  the  building  until  conditions  in  the  building 
trades  have  become  sufficiently  re-adjusted  to  warrant  them  in  doing 
so.  The  aim  of  the  Old  Boys'  executive  is  $500,000  isurance, 
only  a  portion  of  which  would  be  necessary  to  retire  bonds.  The 
balance  remaining  would  ultimately  form  a  much-desired  Endow- 
ment Fund. 

The  school  is  a  trust,  owned  by  no  party  or  persons.  Ultimately 
it  will  be  entirely  in  the  hands  of  the  Old  Boys,  five  of  whom  already 
sit  on  the  Board  of  Governors. 


I 


Nearly  all  the  Christmas  issues  received  this  year  do  ,great 
credit  to  the  schools  they  represent.  Looking  through  them,  the 
editor  was  surprised  and  disappointed  not  to  find  more  cartoons 
and  drawings,  which  would  add  interest  to  the  magazines.  It  is  but 
just  to  mention  that  those  magazines  which  did  publish  some 
drawings,  offered  some  very  good  ones.  Some  of  the  publications 
could  be  improved  by  different  covers. 

We  acknowledge  the  receipt  of  the  following  exchanges : 

Macdonald  College  Magazine:  We  are  always  pleased  to  re- 
ceive such  a  well-balanced  paper.  Your  pictures  and  cuts  are  very 
good.  A  fine  sense  of  proportion  is  shown  in  the  direction  of  the 
different  departments. 

The  Argus,  Appleby  School:  It  is  a  pity  we  cannot  hear  the 
music  to  your  opera,  'The  Reward  of  Virtue."  A  few  snapshots 
and  cartoons  would  add  greatly  to  your  magazine. 

...The  Collegian,  St.  Thomas  Coll.  Inst. :   Very  good  short  stories 
and  poems. 

The  College  Times,  Upper  Canada  College:  A  few  more  skits 
would  be  welcome.  Your  articles  written  by  Old. Boys  are  par- 
ticularly good.  Fine  self-confidence  is  shown  in  your  editorial.  A 
very  complete  magazine. 

The  Oracle,  Woodstock  Coll.  Inst. :  Your  skits  are  very  enjoy- 
able. Why  not  add  a  few  stories? 

Acta  Ridleiana:  Yours  is  one  of  the  best  editorials  we  have 
read  this  year.  Drawings  and  cartoons  are  excellent.  If  your 
magazine  could  be  improved,  a  few  skits  would  do  it. 

Oakwood  Oracle :  A  particularly  well-balanced  magazine.  How 
about  inserting  a  few  snapshots? 

Acadia  Athenaeum:  We  appreciate  your  stories,  especially 
"The  Cur." 

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64  ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW 

The  Blue  and  White,  Port  Hope  High  School :  Your  form-notes 
are  good.  In  your  "Jokes  from  Exchanges"  you  might  indicate  the 
origin. 

The  Ashburian:  Why  not  encourage  exchanges  by  a  few  com- 
ments in  your  columns? 

Trinity  College  School  Record :  The  sports-column  is  very  good. 
A  few  stories  and  snapshots  would  improve  your  magazine. 

The  Collegiate  Hermes,  Coll.  Inst.,  Saskatoon :  Thanks  for  your 
complete  magazine.  You  have  some  good  poets. 

Blue  and  White,  Rothesay  Coll.  School :  Your  cover  is  attrac- 
tive, and  the  contents  do  not  contradict  the  good  impression  gained 
at  first  sight. 

Vox  Lycee,  Hamilton  Coll.  Inst. :  An  excellent  school  magazine. 
Your  "personals"  are  very  enjoyable,  and  so  are  your  cartoons.  It 
seems  a  pity  though,  to  mar  the  appearance  of  the  whole  by  insert- 
ing advertisements  on  pages  where  text  ought  to  be. 

Royal  Military  College  of  Canada  Revieiv :  To  many  of  us  who 
have  visited  R.M.C.,  the  Review  makes  most  interesting  reading. 
Your  November  number,  the  last  received  by  us,  we  consider  ex- 
cellent in  every  respect. 

The  University  of  Toronto  Monthly :  We  do  not  feel  entitled  to, 
or  capable  of  criticizing  your  paper.  All  we  can  say,  is,  that  the 
issues  we  have  received  have  all  been  up  to  the  usual  high  standard. 

Crimson  and  White,  Pottsville,  Pa.:  We  are  always  glad  to 
receive  exchanges  from  the  other  side  of  the  border.  Your  editorial 
of  Jan.  20th  is  very  much  to  the  point. 

The  Gateivay,  University  of  Alberta:  Some  of  your  contribu- 
tors and  editors  write  like  expert,  professional  journalists.  Most 
of  your  jokes  are  very  good. 

The  Sentinel,  Harvard  School:  Your  joke  column  is  the  best  we 
have  seen  for  some  time. 

The  Albanian:  The  lack  of  photo.gi'aphs  is  a  striking  feature 
of  your  paper.  Some  of  your  few  cuts  are  good,  and  so  is  your 
editorial. 

The  Windsorian:  Good  stories  and  a  well-conducted  sports 
column  do  their  bit  toward  keeping  this  magazine  on  its  high  level. 

J.  E.  Howell. 


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IRISH   REFLECTION 


i^^ 


Monte  Shannon :  "Isn't  that  hockey  player  fearfully  rude ;  why, 
he  deliberately  skated  in  front  of  that  other  fellow  and  didn't  even 
say  'excuse  me'." 


Cameron  (in  geometry)  :  "He  sure  draws  a  mean  proportional." 


Miss  Hibrow:  "Do  you  like  Bernard  Shaw?" 
Sam  Hughes :    "No,  I  think  that  Houdini  is  the  best  violinist 
in  the  world." 


A  drunken  man  got  off  the  street  car  at  the  second  bridge  and 
going  over  to  one  of  the  taxis  standing  there,  he  inquired  in  maudlin 
tones,  "Who's  I'il  Ford  is  Ough?" 


BIG  LEAGUE  STUFF. 

I  used  to  be  quite  good  looking  until  I  was  knocked  out  in  the 
U.  C.  C.  game — Yes.  it  was  a  gi'eat  game  and  I  think  that  our 
team  deserved  to  win  as  much  as  any  FIFTH  TEAM  the  school 
has  ever  had. 


Noonan :    "Did  you  hear  about  Yank  Blauvelt  saving  all  those 
lives  on  the  street  car  the  other  day?" 
Ault:    "Why,  no." 

Noonan :    "He  walked  home  instead  of  taking  a  car." 

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67 


AT  THE  DANCE. 


Monologue  to  a  Flapper. 

"See  that  guy — ^that's  Ed.  Morton — ain't  he  graceful? — yeh,  I 
jU£:t  adore  charlotte  russes — So  your  aunt  doesn't  like  hockey? 

"Well,  well  look  'at  Art  Clift,  see  his  hair? — Oh  yeh,  he  just 
uses  water  on  it — so  your  uncle  just  adores  billiards?" 

"That  tall,  handsome  boy?  Why,  that's  Rufus  Curry — Sure  he 
won't  mind  you  looking  at  him,  he's  used  to  it  don't  cha  know. — 
Yeh,  I  adore  canaries." 

"Yeh,  Wally  Reid  is  just  too  cute  for  words — maybe  he  does 
look  like  Ben  Sieling — yeh,  yeh,  I  love  chocolate  eclairs." 

"That  fellow  with  the  gold  braid?  Jack  Cameron — yeh,  he's 
the  captain ;  see  him  trip  over  his  sword — yeh,  the  sword  is  sharp ; 
he  cut  all  the  sandwiches  down  stairs  with  it — yeh,  really  he  did." 

"Hot-dog! — Say,  did  yeh  ever  hear  the  one  about  'you  tell  'em 
gold-fish  you  been  round  the  globe — I  beg  your  pardon — oh,  yeh, 
I  just  am  crazy  about  banana-nut  sundaes," 

"Well  shall  we  go  downstairs  and  sample  the  hash? — Pardon 
me — yeh  I  just  adore  school  life — yeh,  yeh,  yeh,  etc.,  etc. 


THE  PUBLIC  IDOL . 


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Jimmy  Murchison  :  "You  know  I'm  just  learining  to  dance  :  now 
don't  tell  me,  I'm  a  good  dancer.   You  can't  fool  me,  ha-ha." 

Long  pause — Jimmy  waits  for  the  usual  line  of  "Why,  who 
said  you  can't  dance?" 

Girl :    "I'm  not  going  to  try  to  fool  you." 


Eddie  Noonan  (after  eating  23    sandwiches) ,  "Gee,  I  wish  they 
would  issue  knapsacks  with  these  uniforms. 


Ike  Cochrane:    "I  own  a  tuxedo,  you  know,  but  I  thought  I'd 
wear  my  uniform  so  as  to  be  the  same  as  the  rest  of  the  boys." 


Mm 


THEM  BROGUES. 
Dear  ole  Hal 
In  his  cute  I'il  Dacks, 
Making  the  other  dancers 
Stand  still  in  their  tracks. 
Keen  complexion 
Hair  like  wax. 
Dear  ole  Hal 
And  his  cute  I'il  Dacks. 


Anderson  in  red  dress  tunic — a  bottle  of  pickles  disguised  as  h 
can  of  tomatoes. 


Girl :  "Do  you  know  the  camel  ?" 

Hank:  "What  kind  of  a  looking  fellow  is  he?" 


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Girl   (to  Ferguson  I.)  :  "Do  you  mind  removing  your  chewing- 
gum,  I  can't  hear  the  orchestra. 


Ye  Skit  editor  got  a  letter  the  other  day  wherein  was  inscribed : 
"The  greatest  event  of  the  year — Daniel  gets  a  hair  cut."  And 
we  can  only  remark  to  some  of  the  other  day  boys  "Dare  to  be  a 
Daniel." 


IVAN  DA  TURRIBLE. 
(a  play.) 

Scene:  A  barbershop  under  the  Bolshevist  regime  (one  of  the 
two  allowed  in  the  British  Empire) — Ivan  Sizzors  stands  by  his 
chair  attired  in  the  conventional  smock  of  the  Nationalist  barbers. 

Enter  the  first  customer  in  two  months. 

Customer:  "Here,  comrade,  a  hair  cut  for  my  whiskers.  1  have 
stolen  a  door  mat  so  I  don't  need  them  so  long  anymore." 

Ivan:    "Yes,  comrade." 

He  takes  a  drink  of  vodka  from  a  bottle  marked  "Bay  rum" 
and  sets  to  work  on  the  customer's  beard — clipping,  clipping. 

Ivan:  "Did  you  see  the  executions  at  the  Stadium  yesterday, 
comrade  ?" 

Customer:  "Yes — comrade  Sing  Falski  was  there  and  in  com- 
pliance with  the  general  order  concerning  whiskers  he  wore  side 
chops  taken  from  an  Ostermoor." 

Ivan:    "Oscar  Moore?    Where  is  his  shop,  comrade?" 

Customer:  "Ostermoor  mattress  for  a  bed,  Comrade  Dolthead, 
he  used  the  stuffings  from  his  couch." 

Ivan:    "Oh,  I  see,  his  face  needed  a  rest." 

Customer :   "Yes,  that  was  it,  two  comrades  were  standing  on  it. 

Ivan  (bewildered),  "Just  so." 

Customer :  "Very  fine  executions,  comrade ;  nothing  like  them 
since  the  last  rugby  game  before  the  revolution !" 

Ivan :  "One  or  two  points  on  your  whiskers,  comrade?" 

Customer :  "One  point ;  what  do  you  think  I  am,  a  starfish  ?" 

Ivan :  "Pardon  me,  but  some  of  the  comrades  have  a  weakness 
for  washing  their  necks." 

Customer:    "I'm  not  one  of  them." 

Ivan:  "Now,  I  am  finished,  do  you  wish  some  Italian  balm, 
comrade?" 

Customer  (harshly)  :    "No  I  comrade." 


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Ivan:  "Then  I  will  give  you  a  very  fine  Russian  bomb  for  noth- 
ing; wait  here,  comrade." 

He  places  a  towel  over  the  customer's  head  and  puts  a  bomb 
with  lighted  fuse  under  his  chair  and  runs  out.  There  is  a  loud 
explosion  and  the  customer  is  blown  to  atoms;  his  whiskers  hang 
on  the  chandelier. 

Enter  Ivan  waving  around  a  bottle  of  Odorono. 

The  End. 

Note. — For  curtain  call  Ivan  comes  forward  holding  up  the 
customer's  whiskers  which  he  removes  from  the  chandelier. 

K.B.C. 


1st  Andrean:  "That  was  a  great  line  I  shot  to  my  girl  Olive  last  night." 
2nd  Andrean:  "Stuffed  Olive,  eh?" 

A  couple  of  boys  use  their  feet  when  they  dance ;  the  rest,  well 
we'd  rather  not  say,  they  don't  use  their  heads  anyway. 


ADVICE  TO  NEWSBOYS. 

When  the  master  laughs,  laugh  yourself,  whether  you  see  the 
joke  or  not.  Do  likewise,  when  the  prefect  tries  to  be  funny.  But 
never  laugh  at  your  own  wise-cracks. 


Now  that  the  hockey  season  is  over  and  pucks  are  no  more  in 
demand  it  may  be  possible  to  keep  rubber  heels  on  one's  brogues. 


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Anderson  is  scorer  of  the  first  cricket  team,  if  he  scoi:es  as 
heavily  in  cricket  as  he  scores  in  the  realms  of  romance — we  ought 
to  win  the  championship. 


"It  is  better  to  have  loved  and  lost  than  never  to  have  loved  at 
all,"  said  Anderson  when  he  got  all  of  his  class  pins  back  in  the 
mail. 

The  Society  for  the  Prevention  of  Cruelty  has  reduced  McRae's 
laundry  to  thirty  pieces  per  week.  The  laundrymen  were  wearing 
out  under  the  strain. 


The  way  Red  Milton  parts  his  hair :  Draw  a  chalk  line  on  the 
skull  and  rake  them  curls  to  either  side  of  the  chalk  line ;  the  effect 
IS  picturesque  to  the  extreme — very  much    the  extreme. 


Plaunt:   "I  gave  a  classpin  to  eight  girls." 

Palmer:    "Gee,  eight  class  pins  must  have  set  you  back  a  lot." 

Plaunt:    "Not  at  all,  it  was  the  same  class-pin." 


Some  of  the  boys  who  visit  other  rooms  have  to  be  thrown  out ; 
a  case  of  "Hard  callers." 


Wunguy:  "Yeh,  she's  a  won'ful  girl,  so  delicious  and  refreshing." 
Guytoo:    "What's  her  name,  Coca  Cola?" 


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POPULAR  BOYS. 

The  generous  fellow  with  the  last  maple  bud  always  in  hia 
mouth. 

The  fellow  who  allows  you  to  lend  him  a  car  ticket. 

The  prince  who  makes  a  hit  with  your  best  necktie  on  Saturday. 

The  duke  who  parks  his  feet  on  your  shins  at  the  dining  table. 


S.  B.  Wood:     "Come  on.  fellows,  and  have  seconds;  I'm  not 
hungry  to-night. 


Carrick  I. :   "Come    on,  Don,  lend  me  a  dollar." 
Carrick  11. :  "No,  I'm  saving  my  money  so  that  I  can  get  some 
of  the  prefects'  trousers  pressed." 


HEARD  UP  THE  DUMB  WAITER. 
Gossip  of  Le  Theatre  Related  by  Keyhole. 
Keyhole  predicts  that  the  "Twelfth  Night"  is  going  to  have 
bad  luck  on  the  thirteenth  night.     Actors  beware!     A  consign- 
ment of  Chinese  eggs  has  gone  bad  in  Oshawa, 


Coming  Attractions. 

The  Haircut  with  Niel  Campbell   (about  May  24) . 

The  Creditor's  Choir — Bobby  Grant's  room  mates. 

The  Gamblers — A  moral  play  depicting  the  evils  of  gambling. 
Messrs.  Aspden  and  Shannon  will  thrill  the  multitudes  in  this  their 
"latest"  vehicle. 

The  Grand  Duke — Cocky  Munn  in  the  title  role. 

Tickets  for  these  attractions  may  be  obtained  from  Dawson 
City. 

Keyhole  would  like  to  know  how  much  money  Miss  Lulu  Bett 
on  the  Havana  races. 

Jimmy  Murchison  is  making  his  appearance  for  the  first  time 
next  month  in  "Breakfast,"  a  melodrama  based  on  the  experiences 
of  a  plate  of  toast  in  Iceland. 

Cameron  I.  is  going  to  produce  "One  Buck"  for  his  playwright 
brother,  Awan.  It  will  no  doubt  have  an  enthusiastic  reception  in 
Ottawa  where  it  will  be  produced  in  the  Olympia  Candy  Kitchen  or 
some  other  ice-cream  parlor. 

It  may  be  interesting  to  Keyhole  readers  to  know  that  Cully 
Wilson,  the  ticket  collector  in  the  Shanty  Bay  Theatre,  has  the  finest 


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collection  of  joke  books  in  Ontario.  Beginning  with  the  eighty-fifth 
edition  of  Rube  Jokes,  1905,  by  persistent  effort  he  has  collected  a 
fine  library  wherein  such  jewels  as  200  Hebrew  Quips,  After-Din- 
ner Speaking,  Irish  Humour,  Hoboes'  Handbook  may  be  found. 

Curry,  the  well-known  cornetist,  will  give  a  recital  some  time  in 
the  near  future  with  a  repertoire  of  college  songs,  including,  "My 
Name  is  Solomon  Levi,"  and  "Jingle  Bells,  Jingle  Bells."  Russell 
v/ill  assist  at  the  piano. 

Art  Clift,  the  critic,  says  of  "The  Frolics :  "Full  of  pep,  a  reg'lar 
lallapaloozer  of  a  play,  rivalled  only  by  "Ten  Nights  in  a  Barroom." 

Next  time  Keyhole  will  review  "Brilliantine,"  by  Abie  Flaunt 
and  the  musical  comedy,  "I  Hate  Myself,"  by  Stewart  B.  Wood. 

Au  Revoir,  Keyhole. 


Findlay :  "That  chap  pushed  me  into  the  nets. 
Referee:  "Knocked  you  for  a  goal,  eh?" 


ROPO'S  RAGTIME  BAND. 

It  practices  in  the  prayer-hall 
With  shrieks  and  a^vf  ul  groans  ; 

Above  the  tumult  awful 
Resound  its  strident  tones. 

The  bugles  and  the  bass  drum 

All  raise  the  chandeliers 
And  leave  all  hearers  dumb 

Or  deaf  in  one  or  both  their  ears. 

"Ta-ra-ra,  boom,  boom,  boom," 

The  drum  and  bugles  roar. 
And  you  beat  it  from  the  prayer-hall 

By  the  window  or  the  door. 

"So  here's  to  Ropo's  Ragtime  Band," 

Sousa  is  down  and  out, 
"So  here's  to  Ropo's  Ragtime  Band," 

We  gather  all  and  shout ! 


Fred  Bingham  is  now  bass-drummer,  and  may  wear  that  tiger 
door-mat  across  his  chest  when  on  parade. 


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Charley :  "Neither  a  borrower  or  a  lender  be." 
Cochrane:  "Well,  I'm  not  a  lender  anyhow." 


Tragedy — Beating  the  bass  drum  on  an  empty  stomach. 


The   other   day 

One  of  the  boys 

Referred 

To  Tom  Aspden 

As  one  of  those 

Chesterfield  cigarette  advertisement 

Poets. 

(With  apologies  to  K.  C.  B.) 


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Anderson's  familiar  saying:  "This  is  the  best  drawing  I  ever  did." 
A.  WISE  CRACK. 

Someone  told  Doug  Cook  to  "Pack  up  your  troubles  in  your  old 
kit  bag  and  smile" — so  Doug  threw  a  double-gating  into  his  laun- 
dry bag  and  grinned. 


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Bring  on  Apollo 
In  his  palmiest  day, 
His  pride  he  can  swallow, 
We've  got  Shirley  McRae ! ! 


Mr.  Laidlaw:  "Who  was  Walpole?" 
Banfield :  "He  invented  cod  liver  emulsion." 


There  was  a  girl  called  Clara, 
Her  laff  would  shake  your  marra, 
She  had  no  teeth, 
We'll  hand  her  a  wreath, 
She  warn't  no  Theda  Bara. 


WELL,  BOYS,  CAN  SHE  ? 
Bobby  Grant:  "Will  you  sit  out  this  dance?" 
Girl:  "Can  I  trust  you?" 


WE  ARE  TIRED  OF: 
Buying  soap  for  Don  Carrick. 
Working  detention. 
Lending  postage  stamps. 
Listening  to  prevaricators. 
Making  jokes  about  Blauvelt. 
Being  polite  to  prefects. 
Shaking  hands  with  Willy  Murchison. 


Thompson  I. :  "Gold  is  nothing  to  Hink  Russell." 

Berry:  "Why  so?" 

Thompson  I. :    "They  say  'silence  is  golden.'  " 


G.  B. :  "Why  has  Dint  Moores  got  his  jaw  in  a  sling?" 
Ellis :  "That  isn't  a  sling,  that's  his  collar." 


Master:  "So  you  want  leave  to  the  dentist,  what  dentist?" 
Eddie  Noonan  (badly  rattled)  :  "Wallace  Reid,  sir." 


Apartments  in  Hades 
Three  dollars  and  up. 
For  any  but  ladies 
(No  room  for  "the  pup.") 


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Master:  "I  see  you  have  a  new  suit." 

Boy:  "Yes,  sir,  herring-bone." 

Master:  "The  design  looks  more  like  whalebone." 


PROFESSOR  RIGHT'S  POPULAR  HISTORY. 

Prof.  Right  studied  in  the  Jail  Farm  outside  of  Orillia,  Ont.,  and 
lias  reduced  the  more  complex  histories  to  the  colloquial  speech  of 
the  masses.  Whether  he  has  been  successful  or  not  may  be  ascer- 
tained from  the  following  examples  taken  at  random  from  his 
book: 

(1)  The  Battle  of  Hastings — Harold,  the  Tough  Knut,  was 
knocked  out  in  a  sudden  death  bout  by  Rouen  Bill  in  1066.  As  a 
result  of  the  fight  Bill  became  the  big  noise  in  Merrie  England. 

(2)  Geo7'ge  Washington — First  in  a  row,  first  to  shove  out  the 
olive  branch  and  the  first  guy  in  the  hearts  of  the  other  fellers.  He 
cut  down  an  apple  tree  when  he  was  a  kid  after  his  dad  had  said, 
"Woodman,  spare  that  tree,"  and  when  his  old  man  called  him  a 
liar  he  told  him  off. He  was  a  surveyor  and  used  to  survey  bat- 
tles from  high  hills. Later  he  was  President  of  the  U.  S.  A. 

He  and  Abe  Lincoln  go  bigger  with  the  Yanks  that  any  guy  except 
Jack  Dempsey. 

(3)  Lord  Bacon — A  chancellor  of  England  in  James  I.'s  time. 

Bacon  tried  to  play  Ponzi  with  the  taxes,  but  the  Pinkertons 

got  after  him  and  he  was  fired. 

(4)  Waterloo — A  big  scrap  in  1815  when  Napoleon  got  the  G.B. 
from  Wellington.  The  French  (Napoleon  was  a  Frenchman)  tried 
all  day  to  knock  Wellington  for  a  goal,  but  the  skinny  red  line  held 
out  until  Blucher  arrived  and  drove  the  Frenchmen  back  to  Paree. 
This  battle  was  important  because  it  interrupted  a  dance  in  Brus- 
sels and  a  bunch  of  English  officers  had  to  turn  their  girls  over  to 

the  chaperons  and  beat  it. Blucher  had  knobby  toed  shoes  named 

after  him  for  winning  the  battle. 

From  these  examples  it  may  be  seen  how  simple  and  direct  is 
Prof.  Right's  History.    Already  it  has  been  authorized  by  the  Board 

of  Education  of  Baffin  Land. Prof.  Right  says,  "Fm  right,  they 

use  the  Wrong  history  now." 


Thompson  (crackin'  wise)  :  "How  does  a  sailor  come  home  from 
a  home-brew  party?" 

Cameron  I.  (also  crackin'  wise)  :  "Soust-by-yeast." 


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NEW  EVENTS  IN  THE  ASSAULT-AT-ARMS. 

(1)  The  masters  have  joined  in  presenting  an  inlaid  ketchup 
keg  to  the  student  who  obtains  the  greatest  number  of  houselates  in 
one  week. 

(2)  The  staff  will  also  present  a  pair  of  tar  paper  spats  to  the 
boy  who  obtains  the  greatest  number  of  cakes  of  soap  from  the  bath- 
loom  in  one  week  without  buying  any.  Carrick  II.  is  barred  from 
this  race. 

(3)  An  unsafety  razor  will  be  presented  by  Ben  Sieling  to  the 
boy  who  succeeds  in  raising  a  beard  surpassing  the  one  grown  by 
himself  or  Thompson  I.  A  moustache  is  not  eligible  in  this  contest 
but  it  is  believed  that  the  Russel  Stevenson  Trophy  will  be  presented 
to  any  boy  capable  of  tickling  with  his  upper  lip. 

With  these  trophies  added  to  the  less  important  events  such  as 
the  boxing,  wrestling  and  fencing  championships — the  assault-at- 
arms  should  be  a  gala  event. — F.  F. 


Jack  MacDonald:  "Gosh,  Art  Hillary  just  swallowed  a  dime." 
Fisher:  "Did  Artichoke?" 


1st  Cadet;  "Did  you  take  your  girl  into  the  conservatory  to-night.'' 
2nd  Cadet:  "No,  I  was  afraid  of  the  rubber  plant." 


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IT  WILL  KILL  HIM. 

McRae  I. :  "Dicky  Fisher  is  going  to  commit  suicide." 
McRae  II. :  "Impossible,  he  doesn't  hate  himself!" 
McRae  I. :  "Well,  he's  made  a  bet  that  he's  not  going  to  crack 
one  wise  one  to-day." 


Casual  Reader  of  the  Review :  "That  chap  Blauvelt  must  be  a 
prominent  boy  at  the  school,  I  see  his  name  mentioned  so  often  in 
your  delightful  paper." 


The  House  of  a  Thousand  Candles — S.  A.  C.  when  the  hydro 
failed. 


1st  Prosperous  Citizen:  "I'm  pretty  busy  to-day. 
2nd  P.O.:  "What!  work?" 
IstP.C:    "Naw,  plumbin'?" 


THE  RAW  SCOTCHMAN. 

There  was  a  fellow  called  Bruce, 
Whose  dome  became  rather  loose. 
He  pulled  some  punk  jokes 
Which  shocked  all  the  folks, 
And  now  he  is  in  the  caboose. 


ST.  ANDREW'S  COLLEGE  REVIEW  79 

BEDLAM  FERGUSON. 

Once  upon  a  time  S.  A.  C.  was  a  quiet  place;  freight  trains 
whispered  to  us,  we  were  even  bothered  by  the  songs  of  birds,  and 
then,  Frederick  Ferguson  escaped  from  the  Riverdale  Zoo  and 
flashed  upon  us. 


"How  to  break  into  the   movies" — Knock    the    ticket-collector 
down. 


LOWER  SCHOOL  SKITS. 

Barclay:  "What  did  you  do  with  that  fellow  you  caught  steal- 
ing your  beans  last  night?" 

Murchison  III. :  "T  beaned  him." 


Carrick  III.:  "Have  you  seen  Mayonnaise?" 
Lentz  :   "No,  she  is  dressing  and  won't  lettuce." 


Instructor  (in  cadet  corps)  :  "Now,  Graham,  will  you  give  me 
a  definitioi:!  of  strategy?" 

Graham:  "It's  strategy  when  you  don't  want  the  enemy  to 
know  you're  out  of  ammunition  to  keep  on  firing." 


Mr.  Cooper  (at  dinner)  :  "Any  complaints?" 
Stollmeyer  II. :  "Yes,  sir,  bread's  wrong." 
Mr.  Cooper:  "What  is  the  matter  with  it?" 
Stollmeyer  II. :  "Contradicts  the  laws  of  gravity.    It  is  as  heavy 
as  lead  and  won't  go  down." 


Giant:  "I  wish  I  had  a  young  brother." 

Grant:  "Why?" 

Giant:  "I  am  tired  of  teasing  the  cat." 


Newman :  "Waiter,  this  is  a  very  small  steak  you  brought  me." 
Waiter  (sympathetically)  :  "Oh,  never  mind,  it  will  take  you  a 
long  time  to  eat  it." 


Murchison  III. :  "What  did  you  think  of  that  last  joke  of  mine?" 
Mr.  P.:  "I'm  very  glad  it  is  your  last  one." 


Mr.  D. :  "Graham,  I  want  you  to  go  round  the  school." 
Graham :  "Sorry,  sir,  but  I  am  not  that  big." 


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Mr.  Palmer   (translating'  sentence  for  Stewart)  :  "Vido  I  see, 
copiam  abundance." 

Stewart  (in  astonishment)  :  "Where,  sir?" 

Mr.  Palmer  (annoyed)  :  "What  do  you  mean?" 

Stewai-t  (innocently)  :  "Where  do  you  see  a  bun  dance,  sir?" 


Said  the  noedle  to  the  stocking, 

"I'll  stick  you  through  and  through." 
Said  the  stocking  to  the  needle, 

"I'll  be  darned  if  you  do." 


Stollmeyer  I. :  "Hey,  waiter,  what  are  these  black  specks  in  my 
grape  fruit?" 

Waiter:  "Say,  boss,  dat  must  be  some  of  dem  vitamines  '^very- 
one  is  all  talking  about." 


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