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From THE PORT-HOLE the traveler catches a glimpse of
a doorway. It is a new one, and yet, old. Like every threshold
it is a symbol of coming and going. Beyond that entrance the
traveler knows he will meet faces of interest and tales of echoing
courage and humor.

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Now from THE PORT-HOLE, a closer view of the shore reveals-

Daniel E. Metts
Principal

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WE did not ponder long when we came
to dedicate this Annual. Unanimously
we voted to dedicate it to one who put
the "pal" in principal. What student does not
know him for a friend? During his eight
years of service at Shore, our school has ex-
perienced its greatest growth. Instead of a
high school of twenty-two students, we now
have graduating classes of that number. This
material growth in equipment and enrolment
has been accompanied by a marked improve-
ment in scholarship and athletics.

In appreciation of the large part he has
played in increasing the worth of Shore we
dedicate this book to

DANIEL E. METTS

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THE FACULTY

Wilbur Franks,
Superintendent
Back Row —
Daniel E. Metts, Principal

George Leonard

Joseph Maddox

Frederick Padgett

Harry Spangler

Dale Harter
Second Row —
Grace Stevens

Millie Eby

Byrda Owen

Hetty Rosenberger

Mabel Crone

Clare Swartz

Louise Darst

Genavieve Doutt

Alfaretta Saunders

Bess A. Williams
First Row —
Leona Mitchell

Mary R. Crampton
Edna Neff

Edna Woodworth

Lucille Aingworth

Eleanor Krauss

Audrey Dally

Gertrude Canfield

Maude Faetkenheuer
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SENIORS

From his
position at
the PORT-
HOLE, the
Traveler
spies a jolly
voung fellow
who is
engaged in
talking.
"Apparently
that young
man loves
to talk and
talk and
talk! Well,
let him en-
joy himself
now. For
when a
man's mar-
ried"—
and the
Traveler
smilingly
turns away
to scan —

William Poese, President
"The world belongs to the energetic."
Class President 4; Glee Club 1, 2, 3, 4;
Leader 3; Operettas 2, 3, 4; Leading Parts;
Senior Play 1, 2; Shoronian 1, 2, 3;
Winner 2; Debating Club 4.

— a lovely
vision in red,
gone in a
moment.
"How like a
Southern
beauty,"
sighs the
Traveler.
"Can she be
hurrying off
to basket-
ball?"

Margaret Clymer., Vice-President
"Both heart and head active — both com-
plete, and both in earnest."
Vice President 2, 4; Varsity Basketball
3, 4; Athletic Committee 2, 3, 4;
Chairman; Student Council 2; Delphic
2, 3; Magazine Staff 4; Salutatorian.

Just then
another
strawberry
blonde
crosses the
circle of the
PORT-
HOLE.
"Arguing
with Coach
Van Deusen.
eh?

Persuading
him to be-
lieve that
her basket-
ball tactics
are

correct?"
chuckles the
Traveler.

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Katherine Dowd, Secretary-Treasurer
"In the right place is her heart
And her heart is ready and willing."
Secretary-Treasurer 4; Vice President of
Class 3; Glee Club 1, 2, 3, 4; Delphic 1,
2, 3; Athletic Committee 4; Manager of
Basketball 4; Varsity Basketball 4.

Lucille Aingworth
Sponsor

"Rendering
momentous
decisions
for such
a small
body." re-
marks the
Traveler as
from the
PORT-
HOLE he
perceives
the Senior
Sponsor
surrounded
by a group
of excited
graduates.

"I'll wager that they have voted for a rainbow
graduation, too," he whispers.

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Earl Cornwall

"He makes up his lack of height in wit."

Delphic 3; Orchestra 3, 4;
Glee Club 3, 4; leader 4.

When next the Traveler peers from the PORT-
HOLE, he perceives a young chap demonstrating
Darwin's theory to a group of feminine admirers.
"Ah, these young people," murmurs the Traveler,
gazing sympathetically at

Joe Kremm

"And all the nobleness of the place
Is in thy heart and on thy face."

Varsity Football 1, 2, 3, 4; Basketball 1,2;
Wrestling 3; Track 3; Delphic 1, 2, 3.

A lad named Joe standing timorously in a corner.
With flushed cheeks and adoring eyes he is listening
to the words of one named Marge.

Beatrice Andrews (Bee)

"Deeply has sunk the lesson you have given
And shall not soon depart."

Shoronian 1, 2, 3; Debaters' Club 4;
Associate Editor of Magazine 2.

Startled by words that come distinctly to him
through the PORT-HOLE, the Traveler hears a low
mumbling "book, look, cook; rat, mat, cat; bake,
rake, cake".

Two bright brown eyes are staring thoughtfully.
"A poet," surmises the Traveler.

Brenton Herman

"By diligence he wins his way."

Glee Club 2, 3, 4; Operetta 3; Football Manager 4;
Delphic 1, 2, 3; Music Appreciation Team 3.

"There, hold that pose!" Click goes a camera.
The Traveler catches his breath at the lively air
of the young folks. Then he laughs to see —

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Ada Cornwall (Tiny)

"An appearance of delicacy, yes, even of fragility."

Glee Club 3, 4; President 4; Shoronian 3;
Operetta 3, 4; leading part;

Student Council 3, 4; Secretary 3; Vice President 4;
Athletic Board 4; Secretary 4; Magazine Staff 3, 4.

— a red bird. Dressed in red from hat to shoes,
she is warbling more beautifully than any bird.

Arthur Keck

"The actions speak the man."

Business Editor of Shore Magazine 3;
Glee Club 3; Delphic 3.

Nearer and nearer comes the picture of Shore.
The Traveler stands entranced at his window.
Across his vision flashes a boy bending over a paper
and drawing the most grotesque images imaginable.

"Cartoonist" the Traveler says to himself.

Marie Guenther (Mickey)

"To live in hearts we leave behind
Is not to die."

Glee Club 1, 2, 3, 4; Secretary 4; Treasurer 3;
Delphic 1, 2, 3; Orchestra 3.

At that moment there is an interruption in the
nature of a reluctant little dog, being pulled along
by his mistress. The Traveler loiters fascinated.
"But you must learn something," he hears her say.
"Oh, oh," thinks he. "Do dogs go to school, too, in
this day?"

John Kleifeld (Johnny)

"Let us enjoy pleasure while we can; it is never
long enough."

Varsity Football 2, 3; Varsity Basketball 3;
Track 2, 3; Glee Club 3; Delphic 3;
Athletic Association Vice President 4.

Then his gaze fastens on a young lad eating ice
cream. "He can't fool me," laughs the Traveler.
"That boy is wholly absorbed in that beauty by
his side."

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Laura Kinney

"A woman's strength is most potent when robed in
gentleness."

National Honor Society 4; Shoronian 2, 3;
Glee Club 3; Distinguished Roll 2, 3, 4.
Valedictorian

"Another blonde?" and the Traveler scrutinizes
the naive face. "But no 'Iight-headedness' here.
Much weight to that mind," he exclaims.

John Luikart (Luke)

"The elongated exposition of length."

Football Manager 2; Delphic 2. 3; Cheer leader 3;

Student Council 2, 3, 4; President 4;

High Council 3, 4; Football 3; Basketball Varsity 4;

Stage Manager 3, 4; Athletic Board 3, 4;

Glee Club 2, 3, 4; Operetta 3.

"W/za/'s this uproar? Why arc those girls so
excited?" The Traveler contemplates the scene.
"It's that charmer over there. He's run off with
his pockets stuffed with gay colored handkerchiefs."

"A Beau Brummel of the 20th century," murmurs
the Traveler.

Lillian Mann (Lily)

"For she is wise if I can judge her."

Delphic 3, 4; National Honor Society 4;
Distinguished Roll 3, 4.

A whirling figure makes its appearance next. "A
toe dancer, upon my word!" declares the Traveler.

Louis Tankard (Louis Fr.)

"Perhaps it may turn out a song
Perhaps turn out a sermon."

Secretary-Treasurer 2; Delphic 2, 3; Winner 2, 3;
Class President 3; Glee Club 3, 4; Operetta 4.

The next voice to which the Traveler's attention
is directed appears to come from a room labeled
219, and the voice resembles a talking encyclopedia
of science.

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Eunice Mehlberg (Beans)

"Her eyes are wells — her hair the clouds of dusk."

Glee Club 1, 2, 3, 4; Shoronian 1, 2, 3;
Basketball 1, 2, 3, 4; Class Secretary 2, 3.

From his position at the PORT-HOLE, the Trav-
eler overhears the conversation of two girls. "I got
home from operetta practice at 2 o'clock — but I
left at 9," said the curly-headed one.

Dick Timms

"Our deeds determine us as much as we determine
our deeds."

Shoronian 2, 3; Varsity Basketball 2, 3, 4;
Captain 4; All Conference Center;
Varsity Football 3, 4; Track 3, 4;
Magazine Staff 2, 3; Athletic Board 3; 4;
Glee Club 2, 3, 4; Operetta 2.

The Traveler starts. Can that be a Knight and
his lady? As the vision clears, a football hero Dick
by name is distinguishable with his latest admirer,
Clara.

Josephine Lange (Joe)

"Be not ashamed of thy virtues."

Delphic 1, 2, 3; Glee Club 2;
Music Appreciation Team 3.

"Some one in a hurry, eh?" Before his intent
gaze a young lady dashes madly up to the school
entrance. The Traveler looks at his watch. "8:35!
Late again!"

Clara Nason

"My thoughts and I are of a different world."

Glee Club 1; Delphic 1, 2, 3;
Music Appreciation Team 2; 4.

Now the PORT-HOLE presents an unusual sight.
There is one young lady among a group of students,
appearing a "silent woman," one who knows how to
listen.

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Agnes Weatherby (Brownie)

"If a good face is a letter of recommendation, a
good heart is a letter of credit."

Glee Club 2, 3, 4; Shoronian 2. 3;
Athletic Committee 2, 3, 4.

The Traveler rubs his eyes, as he peers at the next
revelation of the PORT-HOLE. In a typewriting
room sits a dark-eyed maiden.

"Typing a business letter?" he wonders. "But 'tis
a queer business letter which begins 'Dear Eddie' ".

Kenneth Vogel (Ken)

"Self conquest is the greatest of all victories."

Advertising Committee 3; Shoronian 1, 2, 3;
Track Manager 3; Basketball Manager 4.

"Oh, oh, oh!" roars the Traveler as he sees
through the PORT-HOLE a young lad blowing his
front teeth out trying to make a soft basketball hard.

Here the view of Shore is clouded by a sudden
gust of wind. The Traveler, leaving his position at
the PORT-HOLE, sits down to rest.

HONOR STUDENTS OF CLASS OF 1926

Valedictorian — Laura Kinney
Salutatorian — Margaret Clymer

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Back row: Peter Althen, Nick Pilla, Coach Van Deusen, Tony Yurglich, Roxy Montana,
Manager Brenton Herman.

Second row: John Bestgen, Bill Gill, Joe Kremm, Captain Dick Timms, John Luikart,
Lee Grand Jackson, Mr. Metts.

Front row: Robert Jennings, John Kleifeld, Ed. Osborne, Herbert Watkins.

FOOTBALL REVIEW

Early in September Coach Van Deusen sent out the first call for football
candidates. About 35 responded. Among them were several letter men of
last year.

Our new coach began by teaching the boys the fundamentals of the game
and getting the men into form physically. He stressed most the scientific side
of the game, teaching them to use their heads, and the easiest way of doing things
correctly. He kept them hard at work learning to tackle properly, to run the ball,
and to make themselves important cogs in the machine known as the football team.

The squad was soon cut down and enough material kept to make a first and
second team. Day after day the coach and boys worked and sweated, until at
last a varsity was picked, and the team lined up for the season. The varsity was
as follows: "Speed" Jackson and "Hack" McGrath, two good ends from last season;
tackles, Yurglic, a new man, and Joe Kremm, of last year's team; guards, Nick Pilla
and "Roxy" Montana, two green men. Dick Timms, a letter man, held down the
center position.

The backfield was the coach's big problem. The first starting lineup was
Kleifeld at quarter, Jennings and Bestgen at the halves, and Osborne at full.
Watkins was the utility man of the team, playing anywhere from one end of the
line to the other and finally ending up in the backfield.

Frequent changes were made in the backfield; Kleifeld's ability to run the

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A FARMER'S INTERPRETATION OF BASKETBALL TERMS

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Back row: Coach Van Deusen, John Luikart, Eugene Borbely, Manager Kenneth
Vogel, Dick Timms, Nick Pilla, Mr. Padgett.

Front row: Hubert Watkins, Robert Jennings, Captain John Bestgen, Eugene Fryan,
Roxy Montana.

BASKETBALL REVIEW

Now that we have a perspective on the 1926 basketball season we can see how
Shore came out in the race. The team worked well as a whole, but at times the
shooting was erratic. We all hope for a better season next year. The only member
of this year's squad who will graduate is John Luikart.

Opening the season of the conference games with only one letterman and a
stage-frightened team, Shore met their first defeat by Shaker Heights. The next
two teams in line were West Commerce and Longwood. The Shore basketeers
were on their toes and victory proved an easy matter in both cases. Euclid, our
next opponent, gave our boys a heart breaker by defeating them for the first time
in four years in a non-conference game. Then the Rocky River leather tossers
tossed baskets until they made a decisive victory over the Shore quintet. Euclid's
powerful team then came over on our floor for a conference game and the Green
and White steam roller tried to take revenge but after hard fighting the brave
players lost the game by a few points. The last team that our boys played was
John Marshall. Both teams had started the season with a defeat. So a fast excit-
ing game was witnessed by Shorites and the boys brought home their third victory.

Captain Bestgen deserves a great deal of credit for the fine display of basket-
ball that spectators witnessed. Bob Jennings, our star forward, played a hard game
all through the season and had some real scoring records, while Gene Fryan and
Watty Watkins fought hard to keep up the team work. John Luikart and Gene
Borberly showed Coach Van Deusen that they were both able to get the jump at

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Back row: Coach Van Deusen, Nan Colquhoun, Margaret Clymer, Manager Katherine
Dowd, Margaret Gill, Miss Aingworth.

Front row: Priscilla Easterling. Captain Alice Smith, Alma Harwood, Lucy Mathews.

GIRLS' BASKETBALL

While the Shore girls' basketball season was not a shining success as far as
winning was concerned, it had its bright spots.

The team work, basket shooting, and floor work of our girls kept their opponents
on a fast jump. Some of their victims were Berea, Andrews Institute, and the
East Shore Community Club. The teams that defeated them were Bedford, Shaker
Heights, and Euclid Central.

Captain Smith piloted her team with the greatest care. She completed her
duty by working along with Nan Colquhoun in piling up the score. Katherine Dowd,
our faithful manager, proved to be also a faithful forward. Margaret Clymer, our
powerful jumping center, and Priscilla Easterling, her side partner, kept the ball
moving in their zone. Margaret Clark, Alma Harwood, Margaret Gill, and Lucy
Mathews made up the guarding crew which proved to be very strong, owing to the
fact that our opponents had a running score of 116 while Shore tallied 164 points.

The bright spots will turn into a shining sun next year. The only ones to leave
the squad will be Margaret Clymer and Katherine Dowd. The timber of this year's
squad will undoubtedly be the manufactured product of '27.

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LAST WILL OF THE CLASS OF 1926

KNOW ALL MEN BY THESE PRESENTS, That we, the Senior Class of Shore
High School, being of unsound mind, and feeble memory, do hereby make, and
declare this for our Last Will and Testament; hereby declaring null and void all
previous will and testaments heretofore made.

I. We direct that all remaining just debts and expenses be paid from the
surplus of the athletic fund as soon after our graduation as possible.

II. We give, bequeath and devise the following, to-wit:

1. To the Class of '27: The right to assume Senior dignity and subdue all
lower classmen.

2. To the Class of '28: The large amount of unconsumed midnight oil which
we have on hand.

3. To the Class of '29: We leave them our sympathy (they will need it).

4. To the Faculty and School: Our sincere good wishes. May they always
remember our good points; we further request them to take charge of our rolling
stock in the C. P. & E.

5. To Miss Crone: A large supply of flypaper to catch the insects flying around
Euclid.

6. To Mr. Metts: A celluloid eraser and also an automatic admit writer.

7. To Mr. Spangler: Laura Kinney leaves her unbobbed tresses to fill in
the vacant places.

8. Richard Timms leaves his Basketball ability to Ray Newcomb.

9. William Poese leaves his speaking and acting ability to Margaret Clark.

10. Arthur Keck leaves his original Charleston steps to Walter Cornblum.

11. Brenton Hermann leaves the muddy football suits to next year's manager
to care for.

12. Margaret Clymer bequeaths her slender figure to Eleanor Hart.

13. Clara Nason relinquishes her quietness to Louise Sherlock.

14. Eunice Mehlberg leaves her collection of green ribbons to the school
trophy case.

15. Beatrice Andrews leaves her poetic ability to next year's class poet.

16. John Luikart leaves his lankiness to Betty Schubert.

17. Louis Tankard leaves his knowledge of Geometry to next year's Sopho-
mores.

18. Lillian Mann leaves her studiousness to Eugene Borbely.

19. Ada Cornwall leaves her beautiful voice to Grace Oetgen.

20. Agnes Weatherby leaves her wornout textbooks to the Juniors.

21. Joseph Kremm and Earl Cornwall leave their love of the school to the
coming Freshies.

22. Katherine Dowd leaves her red hair to Alma Harwood.

23. Marie Guenther's good looks go to Alda Mortimer by special request.

24. Kenneth Vogel leaves his ability to manage a basketball team to the
heir apparent.

Having thus completed our will we appoint Miss Aingsworth, our class sponsor,
as executrix.

IN TESTIMONY WHEREOF, we hereunto set our hands this day of May
in the Year One Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty Six.

Signed CLASS OF 1926.

Signed, and declared by the above Class of 1926 as their Last Will and
Testament in the presence of us, who have hereunto subscribed our names as
witnesses.

RED GRANGE.
BUD FISHER.
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THE JUNIOR CLASS

Betty Schubert

Caleb Pickard

Gene Fryan

Jeanette King and John Luikart

Miss Mitchell

President
Vice-President
Secretary and Treasurer
Student Councilors
Sponsor

Freshmen were we in '23,

Green as green as "Freshies" could be.

As Sophomores of year '24,

To a lot of knowledge, we added more.

Now as Juniors of '25 and 6,

Our ideals of life are definitely fixed.

And in our Senior year to come,
We shall find life well begun.

Aitken, Russell
Anderson, Kenneth
Armitage, Elton
Barto, Marguerite
Bickley, Lloyd
Borbely, Eugene
Brazee, James
Brooks, Grace
Brown, Phyllis
Colquhoun, Nan

Clark, Margaret
Easterling, Priscilla
Feldman, Jeanette
Fryan, Eugene
Garapic, Zora
Gill, Margaret
Gill, William
Grimm. Carl
Harwood, Alma
Haw, William

Jennings, Robert
King, Jeanette
Kovaoic, Emily
Kurrle, Albert
Klauminzer, Margaret
Leibnitzer, Margaret
Moffet, Elizabeth
Montana, Roxy
Mortimer, Alda
Newcomb, Ray

Parenti, Mike
Pickard, Caleb
Pilla, Nick
Schubert, Betty
Smith, Alice
Smith, Donald
Stockall. Florence
Watkins, Hubert
Whitworth, Arthur
Yurglic, Tony

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SOPHOMORE CLASS

President

Vice-President

Secretary

Sponsor

Colors

Motto

Harold Book

G°LUIE KoVACIC

Lee Grand Jackson

Miss Swartz

Blue and Grey

Aim high for Shore High

Someone called us Miss Swartz's barbarians. We trust that by the time we
become seniors, we shall have become civilized, dignified, and worthy.

But just now

We're barbarians
Well, I guess

Shore's barbarians
Yes! Yes! Yes!

Shore High's barbarians

Have come out of the west!
Through all Euclid Village

Our pranks are the best.
Except for a few

We're wild — every one
We don't love to work

We love all the fun.

Baumert, Matt
Bestgen, John
Black, Elizabeth
Blanton, Tom
Book, Harold
Borgsteadt, Warren
Brigleb, Lucille
Budnick, Edmund
Converse, John
Cowin, Claire
Disette, Kester
Granger, Martha

Hart, Eleanor
Hart, Hanna
Householder, Russell
Jackson, Lee Grand
Kieselbach, Bertha
Kornblum, Walter
Kovacic, Goldie
Krause, Evelyn
Kurrle, Elmer
Latour, Jack
Lauderbach, Pearl
Lenhardt, Fred

Luikart, Fordyce
Luikart, Theoda
Lynch, Robert
Maloney, Margaret
Mathews, Alice
Miller, Daniel
McKay, Muriel
Neal. Harry
Osborn, Edward
Raeburn, Elizabeth
Riddell, Marie
Ryder, Mary

Sava, Frances
Schmidt, Clara
Sezon, Charles
Spurr, Allen
Spurr, Virginia
Sylvester, Ruth
Teska, Marguerite
Test, Ben
Watkins, Frederic
Wichern, Philip
Zelle, Victor

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THE FRESHMAN CLASS

President

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Louise

Sherlock

Vice President

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Ralph Myers

Secretary and Treasurer

Lucy

Mathews

Student

Councilor

-

Elsie Taylor

Colors

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Scarlet

and Grey

Motto

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Say a little,

do a lot !

Sponsor

Mr. Harter

F is

for

faculty,

our lovable teachers

R is

for

razzing

we get from the Seniors

,

E is

for

efficiency, we passed the test

S is

for

Shore,

the school which is best.

H is

for

Harter,

our sponsor so kind

M is

for

memory

, years hence to find,

E is

for

effort, endless and grand

N is

for

notability, that's how we stand!

Ahlman, Marian

Dimmock,

Ernest

Kremm, Walter

Pfeil. Florence

Althen, Peter

Evans,

Beatrice

Larick, Helen

Poljak, Doniela

Bantel. Clifford

Getler,

Dorothy

Mathews, Lucy

Repka, Ruth

Bauer, Johanna

Green,

Edward

Merchant, Margaret

Sherlock, Louise

Bonnema, Ralph

Guitano, Helena

Mertek, Jennie

Signoretti, Lenora

Borgesteadt, Charlotte Herman, f*

orman

Myers, Ralph

Spencer, Helen

Bricel, Frank

Hopric

h, Matthew

Nourse, Roswell

Stein, Mildred

Cheach, Mary

Hoffart, Frank

Oetgen, Grace

Stillwell, Jeanette

Cimperman, Alice

Hutchins,

fames

Ogilvie, Margaret

Stray, Helen

Clement, Rachel

Juratovic,

Rose

Parenti, Josephine

Taylor, Elsie

Conrad, Theodore

June,

Dhili

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Pearson, John

Topping, Paul

Cowan, Jeanette

Karls,

Frie

da

Petrick, Anna

Vidugeris, Philomena

Day, Marjorie

Kostelic, Mary

Petrowsky, Janet

Walsh, Dorothy

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IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE

presented by the

Senior Class, May 28, 1926

under the direction of

Miss Genavieve Doutt.

Miss Doutt, who has during the last three years supervised with splendid
success many of the dramatic programs, including last year's Senior play at
Shore High, is a graduate of Beaver College (Pa.), School of Expression, of
Southern College, Lakeland, Florida, and has done graduate work at Columbia
University.

CAST OF

Mary Grayson
Johnson

Comtesse de Beaurien
Rodney Martin -
Cyeus Martin
Ambrose Peale
Marie -
William Smith
Donald McChesney
Miss Burke
Ellery Clark -
George Bronson -

CHARACTERS

Ada Cornwall

- John Kleifeld
Margaret Clymer

- William Poese
Louis Tankard

John Luikart

Agnes Weatherby

Robert Jennings

Brenton Herman

Kay Dowd

- William Maclver

- Kenneth Anderson

The codfish lays a million eggs,

And the helpful hen lays one,
But the codfish doesn't cackle.

To tell us what she's done;
And so we scorn the codfish coy,

And the helpful hen we prize,
Which indicates to you and me,

That it pays to advertise.

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THE MIKADO

Presented by the combined musical clubs, April 21, under the direction of
Miss Maude Faetkenheuer.

CAST OF CHARACTERS
Yum-yum -..•.. Ada Cornwall

Peep-Bo Jeanette King

Pitty Sing ..... Betty Schubert

Katisha Goldie Kovacic

Nanki-Poo Louis Tankard

Mikado Eugene Borbely

Pooh-Bah ------ Harold Book

Ko-Ko William Peese

Pish Tush Daniel Miller

Phyllis Brown
Eleanor Hart
Emily Kovacic
Margaret Clark
Margaret Gill
Nan Colquhoun

Brenton Herman
Albert Kurrle
Matt Baumert

CHORUSES
Alice Smith
Eunice Mehlberg
Kay Dowd
Agnes Weatherby
Marie Guenther
Mary Ryder

BOYS
John Luikart
Bob Jennings
Ben Test

Hanna Hart
Theoda Luikart
Pearl Lauderbach
Alda Mortimer
Priscilla Easterling
Florence Stockall

Earl Cornwall
Ray Newcomb

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THE VERDICT RETURNED

A FARCE
Written by Betty Schubert

IT was a sultry afternoon in Facultyville. All the villagers had retired for the afternoon,
undoubtedly waiting until the thermometer would come down to 98 degrees in the shade.
Facultyville was a "hot" place.

The dust had had a chance to settle in the old courtroom. The only sign of life was
a fly, buzzing industriously about the Judge, who was snatching a little much needed
beauty sleep.

The screen door banged! The silence was broken. Judge Metts awoke with a start.
In came Sheriff Stray, modestly escorting Susie Rosenberger and Sallie Doutt. The fly
came to attention. Ah, here, at last, was some excitement. He careL.Hy settled himself
and thus became the secret witness of the following dialogue.

Judge Metts (yawning terrificly) — Hello, there. Don't bother to knock. What's the
trouble now?

Sheriff Stray (proudly) — Your Honor, I found these two prominent citizens of Faculty-
ville having a heated argument.

Judge (mops his brow) — It must have been about the weather.

Sallie Doutt — Your Honor, Susie Rosenberger had the nerve —

Susie Rosenberger — Your Honor, she's got it all wrong —

(Enter Millie Crampton, the Courthouse secretary, with a brief case.)

Millie (gayly) — What's this about nerves all wrong? I just got a fine prescription
from Doc Leonard for soothing nerves. It's six tablespoons of vinegar, one teaspoon —

Judge — Excuse me, but will you please summon the jury? It looks like an interesting
case. Ladies, be seated.

(The jury scrambles in.)

Mike Padgett — Get off my chair. Can't you see I've got my hand on it?

Joey Harter — I tagged it first.

Lucie Aingworth — Don't rush, boys. There's lots of room in the back row.

Henry Spangler — Save me a seat, Joe.

Willy Maddock — Ouch! That was my foot.

Miss Emmie Crone — I want to sit on the end.

Jennie Mitchell (to Willy) — Take your finger out of my eye, please.

Mollie Darst — Oh, Henry, move your head to the left; I can't see.

(Judge Metts taps desk with croquet mallet.)

Judge — Silence in the courtroom. Now, let's get down to work.

Attorney Swartz enters.

Judge — Ah, we shall now proceed.

Miss Swartz — The first question — what?

Sheriff Stray — A heated argument.

Judge — No interference, please; there's enough static as it is. Continue.

Miss Swartz— Who?

Sallie Doutt — Susie Rosenberger —

Susie Rosenberger — Sallie Doutt —

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Judge Metts — Yes, it is very apparent. Please continue.

Miss Swartz — When?

Sheriff Stray — At 2:15 sharp, Eastern Standard time.

Miss Swartz — Next, where?

Sally Doutt — In Susie's kitchen.

Susie Rosenberger — No sir-e-e-e, it was out in the yard.

Miss Swartz — Please be definite. I presume you mean the argument when you say
"it". Well, let's compromise and say the argument took place on Susie's back porch.

Judge (to the jury) — Is that satisfactory?

(Lucie Aingworth sits up with a start.)

(Mike Padgett hastily removes his feet from the railing.)

(Miss Emmie Crone and Jennie Mitchell cease their chummy conversation.)

Henry Spangler — Your Honor, we agree unanimously.

Miss Swartz — Next, why?

(Sally Doutt and Susie Rosenberger commence to talk and motion wildly.)

Judge — Now, one at a time. Sally, you tell us what's the matter. Then Susie can
tell us next. Please articulate clearly.

Sally Doutt — Yes, Your Honor, as you all know, Susie lives next door to me. Well,
my side porch faces her house, and unluckily, it is the only place where one can be com-
fortable in the afternoons. I went out there this afternoon and was just getting settled
when the most insulting odor reached my nostrils. What do you suppose Susie was
cooking? Glue! ! !

Judge — What would she want with glue?

Sallie — Well, you know how many dishes she breaks? I guess she just decided to
have whole dishes for a change instead of just pieces —

Miss Swartz — I see a flaw in your argument. How do you know it was glue?

Sallie — I have a very good nose.

Susie Rosenberger — Now let me explain. I was just cooking dinner.

Sheriff Stray — What, do you eat glue?

Susie — Who said anything about glue? I was just boiling cabbage!

(Judge breaks the silence.)

Judge — Har-har-har — that's a good one. Ha-ha.

Sallie — But I know it was glue.

Susie — Well, if anyone ought to know, it ought to be me.

Judge Metts — Jury, you may adjourn to determine your verdict.

(The judge prepares to sleep again.)

(The members of the jury go to the next room and seat themselves.)

Mollie Darst — Now, how should we go about it?

Miss Crone — Let X be the unknown.

Joe Harter — No-no let's debate the question.

Henry Spangler — Well, however we do it, we must have a conclusion.

Lucie Aingworth — Yes, by all means.

Jennie Mitchell — Well, let's sum up the facts. First, Susie has been cooking some
offensive food; Second, Sally Doutt objects; Third, They have a quarrel; Fourth, We all
come here to decide. Now, what's the decision?

Mike Padgett — I've got it I

Lucie Aingworth — What? the measles?

Mike — No, the decision. Neither one is guilty.

Miss Crone — Prove it.

Henry Spangler — Never mind the proof. We've got the conclusion and that is all
that is necessary, so come on.

(Judge Metts awakes, and the case is resumed.)

Judge — The jury will now give the verdict.

(Henry Spangler rises gracefully from his seat.)

Henry — Your Honor, we have found that neither Susie nor Sallie is guilty.

Judge — Eh? Not guilty? How's that?

Mike Padgett — It's this way. Sally Doutt said her porch was on the side facing
Susie's home. Susie has to eat, so she cooked something.

Judge — Yes, go on.

Mike — .Well, can Susie help it if the wind carries the odor of her cooking over to
Sally's porch, if Sally's porch is there to get all the odors?

Judge — Very complicated. Continue.

(The jury in unison) — Then the carpenter who built the porch on the side facing
Susie's home so all Susie's cooking can be smelled by Sallie is to blame because —

The fly wearied with so much intelligence, flapped out of the room.

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John Luikart; Ada Cornwall; Louis Tankard; Eugene Fryan

Russell Aitken

Miss Clare E. Swartz Caleb Pickard

William McIver; Emily Kovacic; Lillian Mann; Laura Kinney

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THE STUDENT COUNCIL

President
Vice-President
Secretary and Treasurer

John Luikart
Ada Cornwall
Jeanette King

The Student Council meets every Monday, the meeting falling in a different
period each week. Mr. Metts usually presides at the meetings, where discussions
of school problems are taken up. The cleanliness of the corridors and the class
rooms, the bulletin board notices, the conduct in the class rooms and in the lunch
room, the school spirit at the games and the backing of activities of the school
are a few of the problems discussed.

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Football Review

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ball was held in check by his double responsibility; so he was changed from quarter
to halfback. McGrath then became quarter, and because of his uncanny ability to
snag a punt or kickoff, also played defensive quarter. Osborne by his terrific line
plunging, kept his same place on the team, at full; Watkins, having the honor of
being the lightest backfield man in the city, was a "big" man both on offense and
defense, and held down a half position with Jennings. Jennings was himself a
wonderful tackier and ball toter.

The first games of the season were practice affairs. Shore ran roughshod over
Mentor and emerged on top of a 23-9 count. The strong Bedford team, with a
line averaging 185 lbs. was next played and Shore was nosed out by an 8-7 score.

Painesville, co-champion of Lake County and conqueror of the Glenville
Senate team, was humbled by a 21-0 count in the next practice tilt.

The two Fryan boys were declared ineligible, under the Northern Ohio
Association ruling, so Coach Van Deusen lost two of his halfbacks. The new
backfield had just one week of practice together before the first of the Conference
games was played.

The 1925 season, as declared by the sport writers, was the worst in thirty
years in regard to the weather and playing conditions. Every game, with the
exception of one, was played on a sloppy field. A muddy field is a handicap to
any light team and Shore's was no exception. They had to play heads up football
to hold their own with their usually heavier opponents.

The big West Commerce team was the first on the Conference schedule,
and due to the condition of the field, Shore, after being within striking distance
on many occasions, could not run up a larger score than 12-0.

John Marshall was next encountered and with Shore leading throughout the

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game, a bad break enabled the West-siders to emerge on top of a 10-9 score.

Rocky River, the Greater Cleveland Conference champions of two seasons,
was next tackled on the Shore home lot. Shore had the ball in Rocky River territory
all during the game, and after Osborne snagged a pass to score the only touchdown
against Rocky River all season, they pulled the same trick on us and the game
ended 6-6.

Willoughby was next met and Shore lost 13-6.

Our boys next journeyed to the Longwood field at Kingsbury Run, to tangle
arms, heads, feet, and what not, with the "bottom ring" team of the Conference.
Shore was doped to win by a fairly large score, and after crossing the Longwood
goal line on two different occasions, was called back on account of penalties.
The game ended in a deadlock. Hubert Watkins was the star of the fray, inter-
cepting about four Longwood passes for big gains.

Shaker Heights, the greatest scoring team in and around Cleveland, next
invaded Shore's domain with their stars, the Kuliner brothers. And before the
largest crowd in Shore's football history Coach Van Deusen's proteges turned the
trick and upset the dope bucket by lacing the Hill-toppers 7-6.

Then came the last game of the season and with our deadly rivals — Euclid. We
shall not say much about the game except to inform you that we lost 24-6. "Speed"
Jackson played a wonderful game at end.

Eugene Fry an.
The Seconds

The second team must also be given credit for their fine work and loyalty in
coming out all season just to give the varsity practice. They had a strong combin-
ation and it brought out all that there was in the regulars, giving them harder scrim-
mages than some of the teams on schedule. No games were carded for the scrubs
but we are hoping and looking forward to a regular second "sked" for next season.

I Continued on page 39)

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Baseball Review

(Continued from page 37)

The men are Elmer Kurrle, Kester Disette, Warren Borgstead, Peter Althen, Henry
Kleifeld, Ralph Myers, Philip June. The backfield was made up of ineligibles,
Gene Fryan, Vincent Fryan, and Gene Borbely.

Next year will see several of them holding down regular positions on the
varsity.

Basketball Review

(Continued from page IS)

center. Our old standby, Nick Pilla, deserves credit for his excellent floor work.

Ben Test proved to be an able substitute and will be a promising member for next

year's varsity. Kenneth Vogel proved an able manager.

Shore made a very good showing when it went up against such teams as Mentor,

Painesville, Spencerian and Collinwood. In the tournament Shore defeated Bedford

and then was eliminated by Springfield.

Taking everything into consideration Shore can be proud that she has one

of the cleanest teams known. So just wait until next year when Shore will have

its old fast working machine to put up against any team that comes into its midst.
The individual scoring record is as follows:

G F T G

Jennings 18 20 56 Watkins 4

Bestgen 16 3 35 Fryan 4

Timms 7 9 25 Borberly 3

Luikart 10 1 21 Pilla 2

Bob Jennings leads the squad of scorers by a total of 56 points. Jennings was

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Basketball Review

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a substitute on the varsity during the season of '25 and proved to be a featuring
star in '26. Captain Bestgen comes in second with a total of 35 points. Bestgen
made an excellent showing as this was his first attempt at basketball.

Our Second Team

Coach Padgett's men also had a streak of bad luck this season. They met
with seven teams and were able to take only two games. The second team was
composed of the following players: Roxy Montana, Tony Yurglic, Bill Haw, James
Brazee, Bill Gill, Dan Miller, Bob Lynch, and Bill Mclver. Coach Van Deusen
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